they do to!	They do not!
she okay?	I hope so.
wow	Let's go.
no	Okay -- you're gonna need to learn how to lie.
i'm kidding.  you know how sometimes you just become this "persona"?  and you don't know how to quit?	No
like my fear of wearing pastels?	I'm kidding.  You know how sometimes you just become this "persona"?  And you don't know how to quit?
the "real you".	Like my fear of wearing pastels?
what good stuff?	The "real you".
i figured you'd get to the good stuff eventually.	What good stuff?
thank god!  if i had to hear one more story about your coiffure...	I figured you'd get to the good stuff eventually.
me.  this endless ...blonde babble. i'm like, boring myself.	Thank God!  If I had to hear one more story about your coiffure...
what crap?	Me.  This endless ...blonde babble. I'm like, boring myself.
do you listen to this crap?	What crap?
no...	do you listen to this crap?
then guillermo says, "if you go any lighter, you're gonna look like an extra on 90210."	No...
but	You always been this selfish?
then that's all you had to say.	But
well, no...	Then that's all you had to say.
you never wanted to go out with 'me, did you?	Well, no...
i was?	You never wanted to go out with 'me, did you?
i looked for you back at the party, but you always seemed to be "occupied".	I was?
have fun tonight?	Tons
you know chastity?	I believe we share an art instructor
looks like things worked out tonight, huh?	You know Chastity?
hi.	Looks like things worked out tonight, huh?
so that's the kind of guy she likes? pretty ones?	Who knows?  All I've ever heard her say is that she'd dip before dating a guy that smokes.
lesbian?  no. i found a picture of jared leto in one of her drawers, so i'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies.	So that's the kind of guy she likes? Pretty ones?
she's not a...	Lesbian?  No. I found a picture of Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex tendencies.
i'm workin' on it. but she doesn't seem to be goin' for him.	She's not a...
i really, really, really wanna go, but i can't.  not unless my sister goes.	I'm workin' on it. But she doesn't seem to be goin' for him.
sure have.	I really, really, really wanna go, but I can't.  Not unless my sister goes.
how do you get your hair to look like that?	Eber's Deep Conditioner every two days. And I never, ever use a blowdryer without the diffuser attachment.
you're sweet.	How do you get your hair to look like that?
you have my word.  as a gentleman	You're sweet.
i counted on you to help my cause. you and that thug are obviously failing. aren't we ever going on our date?	You have my word.  As a gentleman
you got something on your mind?	I counted on you to help my cause. You and that thug are obviously failing. Aren't we ever going on our date?
there.	Where?
how is our little find the wench a date plan progressing?	Well, there's someone I think might be --
forget french.	How is our little Find the Wench A Date plan progressing?
that's because it's such a nice one.	Forget French.
i don't want to know how to say that though.  i want to know useful things. like where the good stores are.  how much does champagne cost?  stuff like chat.  i have never in my life had to point out my head to someone.	That's because it's such a nice one.
right.  see?  you're ready for the quiz.	I don't want to know how to say that though.  I want to know useful things. Like where the good stores are.  How much does champagne cost?  Stuff like Chat.  I have never in my life had to point out my head to someone.
c'esc ma tete. this is my head	Right.  See?  You're ready for the quiz.
gosh, if only we could find kat a boyfriend...	Let me see what I can do.
that's a shame.	Gosh, if only we could find Kat a boyfriend...
unsolved mystery.  she used to be really popular when she started high school, then it was just like she got sick of it or something.	That's a shame.
why?	Unsolved mystery.  She used to be really popular when she started high school, then it was just like she got sick of it or something.
seems like she could get a date easy enough...	Why?
the thing is, cameron -- i'm at the mercy of a particularly hideous breed of loser.  my sister.  i can't date until she does.	Seems like she could get a date easy enough...
cameron.	The thing is, Cameron -- I'm at the mercy of a particularly hideous breed of loser.  My sister.  I can't date until she does.
no, no, it's my fault -- we didn't have a proper introduction ---	Cameron.
forget it.	No, no, it's my fault -- we didn't have a proper introduction ---
you're asking me out.  that's so cute. what's your name again?	Forget it.
okay... then how 'bout we try out some french cuisine.  saturday?  night?	You're asking me out.  That's so cute. What's your name again?
not the hacking and gagging and spitting part.  please.	Okay... then how 'bout we try out some French cuisine.  Saturday?  Night?
well, i thought we'd start with pronunciation, if that's okay with you.	Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part.  Please.
can we make this quick?  roxanne korrine and andrew barrett are having an incredibly horrendous public break- up on the quad.  again.	Well, I thought we'd start with pronunciation, if that's okay with you.
you think you ' re the only sophomore at the prom?	I did.
i have to be home in twenty minutes.	I don't have to be home 'til two.
sometimes i wonder if the guys we're supposed to want to go out with are the ones we actually want to go out with, you know?	All I know is -- I'd give up my private line to go out with a guy like Joey.
bianca, i don't think the highlights of dating joey dorsey are going to include door-opening and coat-holding.	Sometimes I wonder if the guys we're supposed to want to go out with are the ones we actually want to go out with, you know?
combination.  i don't know -- i thought he'd be different.  more of a gentleman...	Bianca, I don't think the highlights of dating Joey Dorsey are going to include door-opening and coat-holding.
is he oily or dry?	Combination.  I don't know -- I thought he'd be different.  More of a gentleman...
he practically proposed when he found out we had the same dermatologist. i mean. dr. bonchowski is great an all, but he's not exactly relevant party conversation.	Is he oily or dry?
great	Would you mind getting me a drink, Cameron?
who?	Joey.
where did he go?  he was just here.	Who?
no.	You might wanna think about it
did you change your hair?	No.
listen, i want to talk to you about the prom.	You know the deal.  I can ' t go if Kat doesn't go --
you're concentrating awfully hard considering it's gym class.	Listen, I want to talk to you about the prom.
hi, joey.	You're concentrating awfully hard considering it's gym class.
hey, sweet cheeks.	Hi, Joey.
neat...	My agent says I've got a good shot at being the Prada guy next year.
it's a gay cruise line, but i'll be, like, wearing a uniform and stuff.	Neat...
queen harry?	It's a gay cruise line, but I'll be, like, wearing a uniform and stuff.
so yeah, i've got the sears catalog thing going -- and the tube sock gig " that's gonna be huge.  and then i'm up for an ad for queen harry next week.	Queen Harry?
exactly  so, you going to bogey lowenbrau's thing on saturday?	Hopefully.
expensive?	Exactly  So, you going to Bogey Lowenbrau's thing on Saturday?
it's more	Expensive?
patrick -- is that- a.	Perm?
is that woman a complete fruit-loop or is it just me?	It's just you.
what? to completely damage me?  to send me to therapy forever? what?	No! I just wanted
i just wanted --	What? To completely damage me?  To send me to therapy forever? What?
you set me up.	I just wanted --
let go!	You set me up.
you looked beautiful last night, you know.	So did you
not all experiences are good, bianca. you can't always trust the people you want to.	I guess I'll never know, will I?
god, you're just like him! just keep me locked away in the dark, so i can't experience anything for myself	Not all experiences are good, Bianca. You can't always trust the people you want to.
i guess i thought i was protecting you.	God, you're just like him! Just keep me locked away in the dark, so I can't experience anything for myself
i'm not stupid enough to repeat your mistakes.	I guess I thought I was protecting you.
that's not	I'm not stupid enough to repeat your mistakes.
no. you didn't!  if you really thought i could make my own decisions, you would've let me go out with him instead of helping daddy hold me hostage.	That's not
i wanted to let you make up your own mind about him.	No. you didn't!  If you really thought I could make my own decisions, you would've let me go out with him instead of helping Daddy hold me hostage.
why didn't you tell me?	I wanted to let you make up your own mind about him.
after that, i swore i'd never do anything just because "everyone else" was doing it.  and i haven't since. except for bogey's party, and my stunning gastro-intestinal display --	Why didn't you tell me?
but	After that, I swore I'd never do anything just because "everyone else" was doing it.  And I haven't since. Except for Bogey's party, and my stunning gastro-intestinal display --
just once.  afterwards, i told him i didn't want to anymore.  i wasn't ready. he got pissed.  then he broke up with me.	But
you did what?	Just once.  Afterwards, I told him I didn't want to anymore.  I wasn't ready. He got pissed.  Then he broke up with me.
he said everyone was doing it.  so i did it.	You did what?
as in...	He said everyone was doing it.  So I did it.
now i do.  back then, was a different story.	As in...
but you hate joey	Now I do.  Back then, was a different story.
he was, like, a total babe	But you hate Joey
why?	He was, like, a total babe
in 9th.  for a month	Why?
what?	In 9th.  For a month
joey never told you we went out, did he?	What?
i wish i had that luxury. i'm the only sophomore that got asked to the prom and i can't go, because you won ' t.	Joey never told you we went out, did he?
i do care. but i'm a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons, not someone else ' s .	I wish I had that luxury. I'm the only sophomore that got asked to the prom and I can't go, because you won ' t.
like you care.	I do care. But I'm a firm believer in doing something for your own reasons, not someone else ' s .
listen, i know you hate having to sit home because i'm not susie high school.	Like you care.
i don't get you.  you act like you're too good for any of this, and then you go totally apeshit when you get here.	You're welcome.
bianca, i need to talk to you -- i need to tell you --	I really don't think I need any social advice from you right now.
you are so completely unbalanced.	Can we go now?
it's shakespeare.  maybe you've heard of him?	Yeah, he's your freak friend Mandella's boyfriend.  I guess since I'm not allowed to go out, I should obsess over a dead guy, too.
like i'm supposed to know what that even means.	It's Shakespeare.  Maybe you've heard of him?
at least i'm not a clouted fen- sucked hedge-pig.	Like I'm supposed to know what that even means.
can't you forget for just one night that you're completely wretched?	At least I'm not a clouted fen- sucked hedge-pig.
what's normal?	Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal, but you're too busy listening to Bitches Who Need Prozac to know that.
you're ruining my life'  because you won't be normal, i can't be normal.	What's normal?
what do you think?	I think you're a freak.  I think you do this to torture me.  And I think you suck.
oh, i thought you might have a date  i don't know why i'm bothering to ask, but are you going to bogey lowenstein's party saturday night?	What do you think?
it means that gigglepuss is playing at club skunk and we're going.	Oh, I thought you might have a date  I don't know why I'm bothering to ask, but are you going to Bogey Lowenstein's party Saturday night?
oh my god, does this mean you're becoming normal?	It means that Gigglepuss is playing at Club Skunk and we're going.
i have the potential to smack the crap out of you if you don't get out of my way.	Can you at least start wearing a bra?
where've you been?	Nowhere... Hi, Daddy.
i'm missing something.	I have a date, Daddy.  And he ' s not a captain of oppression like some men we know.
you're not going unless your sister goes.  end of story.	Fine.  I see that I'm a prisoner in my own house.  I'm not a daughter. I'm a possession!
he's not a "hot rod".  whatever that is.	You're not going unless your sister goes.  End of story.
it's that hot rod joey, right? that ' s who you want me to bend my rules for?	He's not a "hot rod".  Whatever that is.
no, but	It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s who you want me to bend my rules for?
the prom?  kat has a date?	No, but
daddy, i want to discuss the prom with you. it's tomorrow night --	The prom?  Kat has a date?
why?	Because she'll scare them away.
promise me you won't talk to any boys unless your sister is present.	Why?
daddy, no!	Just for a minute
wear the belly before you go.	Daddy, no!
it's just a party. daddy.	Wear the belly before you go.
oh, god.  it's starting.	It's just a party. Daddy.
daddy, people expect me to be there!	If Kat's not going, you're not going.
otherwise known as an orgy?	It's just a party. Daddy, but I knew you'd forbid me to go since "Gloria Steinem" over there isn't going --
if you must know, we were attempting to go to a small study group of friends.	Otherwise known as an orgy?
and where're you going?	If you must know, we were attempting to go to a small study group of friends.
daddy, i --	And where're you going?
but she doesn't want to date.	Exactly my point
then neither will you.  and i'll get to sleep at night.	But it's not fair -- she's a mutant, Daddy!
what if she never starts dating?	Then neither will you.  And I'll get to sleep at night.
no! you're not dating until your sister starts dating.  end of discussion.	What if she never starts dating?
now don't get upset. daddy, but there's this boy... and i think he might ask...	No! You're not dating until your sister starts dating.  End of discussion.
padua girls.  one tall, decent body. the other one kinda short and undersexed?	Just sent 'em through.
never	Padua girls.  One tall, decent body. The other one kinda short and undersexed?
fan of a fan.  you see a couple of minors come in?	Never
didn't have you pegged for a gigglepuss fan.  aren't they a little too pre-teen belly-button ring for you?	Fan of a fan.  You see a couple of minors come in?
always a pleasure, brucie.	Didn't have you pegged for a Gigglepuss fan.  Aren't they a little too pre-teen belly-button ring for you?
you humiliated the woman! sacrifice yourself on the altar of dignity and even the score.	Best case scenario, you're back on the payroll for awhile.
buttholus extremus.  but hey, you're making progress.	No, I ' m not.
the hell is that?  what kind of 'guy just picks up a girl and carries her away while you're talking to her?	Buttholus extremus.  But hey, you're making progress.
extremely unfortunate maneuver.	The hell is that?  What kind of 'guy just picks up a girl and carries her away while you're talking to her?
you told me that part already.	Hell, I've just been going over the whole thing in my head and -
assail your ears for one night.	It's her favorite band.
he's pretty!	Okay!  I wasn't sure
her favorite uncle	Dead at forty-one.
it's a lung cancer issue	Her favorite uncle
number one.  she hates smokers	It's a lung cancer issue
will bogey get bent?	Are you kidding?  He'll piss himself with joy.  He's the ultimate kiss ass.
in that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out.	Will Bogey get bent?
this is it.  a golden opportunity. patrick can ask katarina to the party.	In that case, we'll need to make it a school-wide blow out.
you got him involved?	Like we had a choice?  Besides -- when you let the enemy think he's orchestrating the battle, you're in a position of power. We let him pretend he's calling the shots, and while he's busy setting up the plan, you have time to woo Bianca.
i thought you hated those people.	Hey -- I've gotta have a few clients when I get to Wall Street.
you know, if you do go out with bianca, you'd be set.  you'd outrank everyone. strictly a-list.  with me by your side.	I thought you hated those people.
that's what i just said	You know, if you do go out with Bianca, you'd be set.  You'd outrank everyone. Strictly A-list.  With me by your side.
did she actually say she'd go out with you?	That's what I just said
forget his reputation.  do you think we've got a plan or not?	Did she actually say she'd go out with you?
i'm serious, man, he's whacked.  he sold his own liver on the black market so he could buy new speakers.	Forget his reputation.  Do you think we've got a plan or not?
they always let felons sit in on honors biology?	I'm serious, man, he's whacked.  He sold his own liver on the black market so he could buy new speakers.
no kidding.  he's a criminal.  i heard he lit a state trooper on fire.  he just got out of alcatraz...	They always let felons sit in on Honors Biology?
he seems like he thrives on danger	No kidding.  He's a criminal.  I heard he lit a state trooper on fire.  He just got out of Alcatraz...
what makes you think he'll do it?	He seems like he thrives on danger
what about him?	You wanna go out with him?
unlikely, but even so, she still can't go out with you.  so what's the point?	What about him?
i teach her french, get to know her, dazzle her with charm and she falls in love with me.	Unlikely, but even so, she still can't go out with you.  So what's the point?
that's her?  bianca's sister?	The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.
yeah, just a minor encounter with the shrew.	That's her?  Bianca's sister?
you mean i'd get a chance to talk to her?	You could consecrate with her, my friend.
guess who just signed up for a tutor?	You mean I'd get a chance to talk to her?
sure do ... my mom's from canada	Guess who just signed up for a tutor?
you know french?	Sure do ... my Mom's from Canada
joey dorsey?  perma-shit-grin.  i wish i could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class.  and a model.  mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.	You know French?
he always have that shit-eating grin?	Joey Dorsey?  Perma-shit-grin.  I wish I could say he's a moron, but he's number twelve in the class.  And a model.  Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.
because they're bred to.  their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. their gene pool is rarely diluted.	He always have that shit-eating grin?
why do girls like that always like guys like that?	Because they're bred to.  Their mothers liked guys like that, and their grandmothers before them. Their gene pool is rarely diluted.
why not?	I could start with your haircut, but it doesn't matter.  She's not allowed to date until her older sister does.  And that's an impossibility.
bianca stratford.  sophomore. don't even think about it	Why not?
who is she?	Bianca Stratford.  Sophomore. Don't even think about it
you burn, you pine, you perish?	Who is she?
that girl -- i --	You burn, you pine, you perish?
that i'm used to.	Yeah, but these guys have never seen a horse.  They just jack off to Clint Eastwood.
how many people go here?	Couple thousand. Most of them evil
get out!	How many people go here?
thirty-two.	Get out!
how many people were in your old school?	Thirty-two.
yeah.  a couple.  we're outnumbered by the cows, though.	How many people were in your old school?
i was kidding. people actually live there?	Yeah.  A couple.  We're outnumbered by the cows, though.
north, actually.  how'd you   ?	I was kidding. People actually live there?
so -- which dakota you from?	North, actually.  How'd you   ?
c'mon.  i'm supposed to give you the tour.	So -- which Dakota you from?
so they tell me...	C'mon.  I'm supposed to give you the tour.
you the new guy?	So they tell me...
what's the worst?	You get the girl.
she kissed me.	Where?
you makin' any headway?	She kissed me.
she hates you with the fire of a thousand suns .  that's a direct quote	She just needs time to cool off I'll give it a day.
what'd you do to her?	I don ' t know.  I decided not to nail her when she was too drunk to remember it.
sure	Then, go get her
cameron -- do you like the girl?	Sure
she's partial to joey, not me	Cameron -- do you like the girl?
what 're you talking about?	She's partial to Joey, not me
it's off. the whole thing.	What 're you talking about?
cameron, i'm a little busy	It's off. The whole thing.
gigglepuss is playing there tomorrow night.	Don't make me do it, man
okay -- likes:  thai food, feminist prose, and "angry, stinky girl music of the indie-rock persuasion".	So what does that give me?  I'm supposed to buy her some noodles and a book and sit around listening to chicks who can't play their instruments?
what've you got for me?	I've retrieved certain pieces of information on Miss Katarina Stratford I think you'll find helpful.
and he means that strictly in a non- prison-movie type of way.	Yeah -- we'll see.
leave my sister alone.	And why would I do that?
your sister here?	Leave my sister alone.
away.	Your sister here?
where ya goin?	Away.
hey -- do you mind?	Not at all
yeah, and i noticed the only part of you featured in your big kmart spread was your elbow.  tough break.	They're running the rest of me next month.
the vintage look is over, kat. haven't you been reading your sassy?	Yeah, and I noticed the only part of you featured in your big Kmart spread was your elbow.  Tough break.
i don't know, dorsey. ..the limo.-the flowers.  another hundred for the tux --	Enough with the Barbie n' Ken shit. I know.
do what?	Get her to act like a human
how'd you do it?	Do what?
a deal's a deal.	How'd you do it?
it's about time.	A deal's a deal.
forget it.	Forget her sister, then.
a hundred bucks a date.	Forget it.
what?	A hundred bucks a date.
i just upped my price	What?
watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date.	I got her under control. She just acts crazed in public to keep up the image.
i'm on it	Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't count as a date.
when i shell out fifty, i expect results.	I'm on it
take it or leave it.  this isn't a negotiation.	Fifty, and you've got your man.
fine, thirty.	Take it or leave it.  This isn't a negotiation.
i can't take a girl like that out on twenty bucks.	Fine, thirty.
how much?	I can't take a girl like that out on twenty bucks.
i can't date her sister until that one gets a boyfriend.  and that's the catch. she doesn't want a boyfriend.	How much?
you're gonna pay me to take out some girl?	I can't date her sister until that one gets a boyfriend.  And that's the catch. She doesn't want a boyfriend.
you got it, verona.  i pick up the tab, you do the honors.	You're gonna pay me to take out some girl?
you need money to take a girl out	But you'd go out with her if you had the cake?
you just said	You need money to take a girl out
sure, sparky.  i'll get right on it.	You just said
yeah, whatever.  i want you to go out with her.	Sure, Sparky.  I'll get right on it.
two legs, nice rack...	Yeah, whatever.  I want you to go out with her.
what do you think?	Two legs, nice rack...
yeah	What do you think?
you better not fuck this up.  i'm heavily invested.	Hey -- it's all for the higher good right?
you and verona?	What?  We took bathes together when we were kids.
uh,  yeah.  we're old friend*	You and Verona?
i hear you're helpin' verona.	Uh,  yeah.  We're old friend*
does this conversation have a purpose?	So what you need to do is recruit a guy who'll go out with her.  Someone who's up for the job.
but she can't go out with you because her sister is this insane head case and no one will go out with her. right?	Does this conversation have a purpose?
well, actually, i thought i'd run an idea by you.  you know, just to see if you're interested.	We're not.
we don't chat.	Well, actually, I thought I'd run an idea by you.  You know, just to see if you're interested.
nope - just came by to chat	We don't chat.
are you lost?	Nope - just came by to chat
hey.	Are you lost?
william - he asked me to meet him here.	Oh, honey -- tell me we haven't' progressed to full-on hallucinations.
who?	William - he asked me to meet him here.
have you seen him?	Who?
you ' re looking at this from the wrong perspective.  we're making a statement.	Oh, good.  Something new and different for us.
okay, okay, we won't go.  it's not like i have a dress anyway	You ' re looking at this from the wrong perspective.  We're making a statement.
listen to you!  you sound like betty, all pissed off because archie is taking veronica.	Okay, okay, we won't go.  It's not like I have a dress anyway
well, i guess we're not, since we don't have dates .	Listen to you!  You sound like Betty, all pissed off because Archie is taking Veronica.
can you even imagine?  who the hell would go to this a bastion of commercial excess?	Well, I guess we're not, since we don't have dates .
you didn't	I got drunk.  I puked.  I got rejected. It was big fun.
i did bianca a favor and it backfired.	You didn't
you didn't have a choice?  where's kat and what have you done with her?	I did Bianca a favor and it backfired.
i didn't have a choice.	You didn't have a choice?  Where's Kat and what have you done with her?
you went to the party?  i thought we were officially opposed to suburban social activity.	I didn't have a choice.
what'd he say?	Who cares?
you think this'll work?	No fear.
does it matter?	If I was Bianca, it would be, "Any school you want, precious.  Don't forget your tiara."
i appreciate your efforts toward a speedy death, but i'm consuming.  do you mind?	Does it matter?
neither has his heterosexuality.	I appreciate your efforts toward a speedy death, but I'm consuming.  Do you mind?
that's never been proven	Neither has his heterosexuality.
william didn't even go to high school	That's never been proven
william would never have gone to a state school.	William didn't even go to high school
so he has this huge raging fit about sarah lawrence and insists that i go to his male-dominated, puking frat boy, number one golf team school. i have no say at all.	William would never have gone to a state school.
the people at this school are so incredibly foul.	You could always go with me.  I'm sure William has some friends.
i realize that the men of this fine institution are severely lacking, but killing yourself so you can be with william shakespeare is beyond the scope of normal teenage obsessions.  you're venturing far past daytime talk show fodder and entering the world of those who need very expensive therapy.	But imagine the things he'd say during sex.
an attempted slit.	I realize that the men of this fine institution are severely lacking, but killing yourself so you can be with William Shakespeare is beyond the scope of normal teenage obsessions.  You're venturing far past daytime talk show fodder and entering the world of those who need very expensive therapy.
what's this?	An attempted slit.
just a little.	What's this?
mandella, eat.  starving yourself is a very slow way to die.	Just a little.
block e?	Mandella, eat.  Starving yourself is a very slow way to die.
he always look so	Block E?
i'm sure he's completely incapable of doing anything that interesting.	He always look so
that's pat verona? the one who was gone for a year? i heard he was doing porn movies.	I'm sure he's completely incapable of doing anything that interesting.
patrick verona   random skid.	That's Pat Verona? The one who was gone for a year? I heard he was doing porn movies.
who's that?	Patrick Verona   Random skid.
oh, bianca?  can you get me my freshman yearbook?	Don ' t you even dare. . .
because i like to torture you.	Oh, Bianca?  Can you get me my freshman yearbook?
why is my veggie burger the only burnt object on this grill?	Because I like to torture you.
is that right?	Yeah, but then I fucked up. I fell for her.
besides, i had some extra cash. some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl.	Is that right?
i thought you could use it. when you start your band.	Besides, I had some extra cash. Some asshole paid me to take out a really great girl.
a fender strat. you bought this?	I thought you could use it. When you start your band.
really?  what was it like?  a down payment now, then a bonus for sleeping with me?	I didn't care about the money.
it wasn't like that.	Really?  What was it like?  A down payment now, then a bonus for sleeping with me?
you were paid to take me out!  by -- the one person i truly hate.  i knew it was a set-up!	It wasn't like that.
wait i...	You were paid to take me out!  By -- the one person I truly hate.  I knew it was a set-up!
that ' s completely adorable!	It gets worse -- you still have your freshman yearbook?
that's where i was last year.  she'd never lived alone -- my grandfather died -- i stayed with her.  i wasn't in jail, i don't know marilyn manson, and i've never slept with a spice girl.  i spent a year sitting next to my grandma on the couch watching wheel of fortune.  end of story.	That ' s completely adorable!
what?	That's where I was last year.  She'd never lived alone -- my grandfather died -- I stayed with her.  I wasn't in jail, I don't know Marilyn Manson, and I've never slept with a Spice Girl.  I spent a year sitting next to my grandma on the couch watching Wheel of Fortune.  End of story.
my grandmother's .	What?
oh huh	Look, I'm  -- sorry -- that I questioned your motives.  I was wrong.
it's just something i had.  you know	Oh huh
it's scurvy's.  his date got convicted. where'd you get the dress?	It's just something I had.  You know
how'd you get a tux at the last minute?	It's Scurvy's.  His date got convicted. Where'd you get the dress?
answer the question, patrick	Nothing!  There's nothing in it for me. Just the pleasure of your company.
you need therapy.  has anyone ever told you that?	Answer the question, Patrick
you tell me.	You need therapy.  Has anyone ever told you that?
so i have to have a motive to be with you?	You tell me.
create a little drama?  start a new rumor?  what?	So I have to have a motive to be with you?
why not?	Because I don't want to. It's a stupid tradition.
no, i won't go with you	Why not?
no what?	No, I won't go with you
no.	No what?
you know what i mean	No.
is that a request or a command?	You know what I mean
go to the prom with me	Is that a request or a command?
you're amazingly self-assured. has anyone ever told you that?	Go to the prom with me
no one else knows	You're amazingly self-assured. Has anyone ever told you that?
what?	No one else knows
you're sweet.  and sexy.  and completely hot for me.	What?
no -- something real.  something no one else knows.	You're sweet.  And sexy.  And completely hot for me.
i hate peas.	No -- something real.  Something no one else knows.
tell me something true.	I hate peas.
hearsay.	I know the porn career's a lie.
the duck?	Hearsay.
fallacy.	The duck?
state trooper?	Fallacy.
you up for it?	For. . . ?
you never disappointed me.	You up for it?
how?	You never disappointed me.
then you screwed up	How?
something like that	Then you screwed up
so if you disappoint them from the start, you're covered?	Something like that
i don't like to do what people expect. then they expect it all the time and they get disappointed when you change.	So if you disappoint them from the start, you're covered?
yes	I don't like to do what people expect. Then they expect it all the time and they get disappointed when you change.
acting the way we do.	Yes
so what's your excuse?	Acting the way we do.
yeah, well, don't let it get out	So what's your excuse?
a soft side? who knew?	Yeah, well, don't let it get out
i dazzled him with my wit	A soft side? Who knew?
so how'd you get chapin to look the other way?	I dazzled him with my wit
good call.	So how'd you get Chapin to look the other way?
i figured it had to be something ridiculous to win your respect.  and piss you off.	Good call.
the partridge family?	I figured it had to be something ridiculous to win your respect.  And piss you off.
you want me to climb up and show you how to get down?	Maybe.
forget it.  i'm stayin'.	You want me to climb up and show you how to get down?
put your right foot there --	Forget it.  I'm stayin'.
try lookin' at it from this angle	Put your right foot there --
c'mon.  it's not that bad	Try lookin' at it from this angle
i guess i never told you i'm afraid of heights.	C'mon.  It's not that bad
look up, sunshine	I guess I never told you I'm afraid of heights.
he left!  i sprung the dickhead and he cruised on me.	Look up, sunshine
so what did i have an effect on ?	Other than my upchuck reflex? Nothing.
don't for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.	So what did I have an effect on ?
unwelcome?  i guess someone still has her panties in a twist.	Don't for one minute think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
unwelcome.	Unwelcome?  I guess someone still has her panties in a twist.
wholesome.	Unwelcome.
pleasant?	Wholesome.
you 're so --	Pleasant?
i heard there was a poetry reading.	You 're so --
what are you doing here?	I heard there was a poetry reading.
excuse me, have you seen the feminine mystique?  i lost my copy.	What are you doing here?
bianca	No offense, but you're sister is without.  I know everyone likes her and all, but ...
who?	BIANCA
he just wants me to be someone i'm not.	Who?
so what ' s up with your dad?  he a pain in the ass?	He just wants me to be someone I'm not.
oh, so now you think you know me?	I'm gettin' there
you don't strike me as the type that would ask permission.	Oh, so now you think you know me?
my father wouldn't approve of that that	You don't strike me as the type that would ask permission.
start a band?	My father wouldn't approve of that that
this.	Start a band?
do what?	This.
i should do this.	Do what?
why'd you lie?	I should do this.
then why'd you ask?	Why'd you lie?
no, you weren't	Then why'd you ask?
maybe.	No, you weren't
were you in jail?	Maybe.
busy	Were you in jail?
when you were gone last year -- where were you?	Busy
but it's gigglepuss - i know you like them.  i saw you there.	When you were gone last year -- where were you?
and i'm in control of it.	But it's Gigglepuss - I know you like them.  I saw you there.
kat! wake up!	What?
i thought you were above all that	You know what they say
hey man. . .  you don ' t think i can be "cool"?  you don't think i can be "laid back" like everyone else?	I thought you were above all that
i know.  it'd have to be a pretty big deal to get you to mainline tequila. you don't seem like the type.	Hey man. . .  You don ' t think I can be "cool"?  You don't think I can be "laid back" like everyone else?
i hate him.	I know.  It'd have to be a pretty big deal to get you to mainline tequila. You don't seem like the type.
dorsey.	I hate him.
who?	Dorsey.
why'd you let him get to you?	Who?
see that?  who needs affection when i've got blind hatred?	Just let me sit down.
like you could find one	See that?  Who needs affection when I've got blind hatred?
because then i'd have to start taking out girls who like me.	Like you could find one
why?	Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who like me.
sure, i do	Why?
you don't care if i die	Sure, I do
i told you	You don't care if I die
why 're you doing this?	I told you
leave it to you to use big words when you're shitfaced.	Why 're you doing this?
this is so patronizing.	Leave it to you to use big words when you're shitfaced.
i know, just let me sleep	What if you have a concussion? My dog went to sleep with a concussion and woke up a vegetable. Not that I could tell the difference...
uh, uh. you lie down and you'll go to sleep	I know, just let me sleep
i just need to lie down for awhile	Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to sleep
you're not okay.	I just need to lie down for awhile
i'm fine. i'm	You're not okay.
okay?	I'm fine. I'm
i say, do what you wanna do.	Funny, you're the only one
"i'm getting trashed, man." isn't that what you're supposed to do at a party?	I say, do what you wanna do.
what's this?	"I'm getting trashed, man." Isn't that what you're supposed to do at a party?
you know who the raincoats are?	Why, don't you?
you know, these guys are no bikini kill or the raincoats, but they're right up there.	You know who The Raincoats are?
that's what you want, isn't it?	Do you mind?  You're sort of ruining it for me.
excuse me?	That's what you want, isn't it?
you're not a big talker, are you?	Depends on the topic. My fenders don't really whip me into a verbal frenzy.
hi	You're not a big talker, are you?
i was in the laundromat. i saw your car. thought i'd say hi.	Hi
are you following me?	I was in the laundromat. I saw your car. Thought I'd say hi.
you -- covered in my vomit.	Seven-thirty?
come on -- the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your ass...	You -- covered in my vomit.
and why would i do that?	Come on -- the ponies, the flat beer, you with money in your eyes, me with my hand on your ass...
then say you'll spend dollar night at the track with me.	And why would I do that?
i don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.	Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at the track with me.
you hate me don't you?	I don't really think you warrant that strong an emotion.
like where?  the 7-eleven on burnside? do you even know my name, screwboy?	I know a lot more than that
the night i take you to places you've never been before.  and back.	Like where?  The 7-Eleven on Burnside? Do you even know my name, screwboy?
oh, right.  friday.	The night I take you to places you've never been before.  And back.
pick you up friday, then	Oh, right.  Friday.
there's a way to get a guy's attention.	My mission in life.
sweating like a pig, actually.  and yourself?	There's a way to get a guy's attention.
i mean wo-man.  how ya doin'?	Sweating like a pig, actually.  And yourself?
when i go?	Oh, Christ.  Don't tell me you've changed your mind.  I already sent 'em a check.
you know, fathers don't like to admit that their daughters are capable of running their own lives.  it means we've become spectators.  bianca still lets me play a few innings.  you've had me on the bleachers for years.  when you go to sarah lawrence, i won't even be able to watch the game.	When I go?
no -- impressed.	You know, fathers don't like to admit that their daughters are capable of running their own lives.  It means we've become spectators.  Bianca still lets me play a few innings.  You've had me on the bleachers for years.  When you go to Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to watch the game.
what's the matter?  upset that i rubbed off on her?	No -- impressed.
bianca did what?	What's the matter?  Upset that I rubbed off on her?
the part where bianca beat the hell out of some guy.	Bianca did what?
which parts?	The part where Bianca beat the hell out of some guy.
parts of it.	Which parts?
so tell me about this dance. was it fun?	Parts of it.
no, daddy.	So tell me about this dance. Was it fun?
i don't understand the allure of dehydrated food.  is this something i should be hip to?	No, Daddy.
funny.	I don't understand the allure of dehydrated food.  Is this something I should be hip to?
yeah.  she left with some bikers big ones.  full of sperm.	Funny.
was that your sister?	Yeah.  She left with some bikers Big ones.  Full of sperm.
you're eighteen.  you don't know what you want.  you won't know until you're forty-five and you don't have it.	I want to go to an East Coast school! I want you to trust me to make my own choices.  I want --
so what i want doesn't matter?	You're eighteen.  You don't know what you want.  You won't know until you're forty-five and you don't have it.
as a parent, that's my right	So what I want doesn't matter?
because you're making decisions for me.	As a parent, that's my right
why can't we agree on this?	Because you're making decisions for me.
i thought you were punishing me.	Why can't we agree on this?
is this about sarah lawrence? you punishing me?	I thought you were punishing me.
then tell them i had a seizure.	Is this about Sarah Lawrence? You punishing me?
my insurance does not cover pms	Then tell them I had a seizure.
this from someone whose diary is devoted to favorite grooming tips?	Enough!
i thought we decided you were going to school here.  at u of 0.	You decided.
i know.	I thought we decided you were going to school here.  At U of 0.
am i supposed to feel better? like, right now?  or do i have some time to think about it?	Just smack her now.
tempestuous?	No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
the point is kat -- people perceive you as somewhat ...	Tempestuous?
i still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.  i was merely a spectator.	The point is Kat -- people perceive you as somewhat ...
well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild.  by the way, bobby rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.	I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.  I was merely a spectator.
expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.	Well, yes, compared to your other choices of expression this year, today's events are quite mild.  By the way, Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
katarina stratford.  my, my.  you've been terrorizing ms. blaise again.	Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
kat a fan, too?	Yeah...
right.	Kat a fan, too?
macbeth, right?	Right.
you think?	Oh yeah.
yeah.  i guess.	You think?
cool pictures.  you a fan?	Yeah.  I guess.
hi.	Cool pictures.  You a fan?
hey there.  tired of breathing?	Hi.
sweet love, renew thy force!	Man -- don't say shit like that to  me. People can hear you.
you were right. she's still pissed.	Sweet love, renew thy force!
so you got cozy with she who stings?	No - I've got a sweet-payin' job that I'm about to lose.
i prefer to think of it simply as an alternative to what the law allows.	I'm likin' you guys better
ever been to club skunk?	Yeah.
are you telling me i'm a -  "non-smoker"?	Just for now.
what?!	Good enough.
you two are gonna help me tame the wild beast?	We're your guys.
patrick, pat, you're not looking at the big picture.  joey's just a pawn. we set this whole thing up so cameron can get the girl.	You two are gonna help me tame the wild beast?
so dorsey can get the girl?	Patrick, Pat, you're not looking at the big picture.  Joey's just a pawn. We set this whole thing up so Cameron can get the girl.
that's where we can help you.  with kat.	So Dorsey can get the girl?
dorsey can plow whoever he wants. i'm just in this for the cash.	That's where we can help you.  With Kat.
i think i speak correctly when i say that cameron's love is pure.  purer than say -- joey dorsey's.	Dorsey can plow whoever he wants. I'm just in this for the cash.
what is it with this chick?  she have three tits?	I think I speak correctly when I say that Cameron's love is pure.  Purer than say -- Joey Dorsey's.
the situation is, my man cameron here has a major jones for bianca stratford.	What is it with this chick?  She have three tits?
what plan?	The situation is, my man Cameron here has a major jones for Bianca Stratford.
what?	Whatever the hell it is you're standin' there waitin' to say.
say it	What?
you're completely demented.	See you next week!
you weren't abused, you aren't stupid, and as far as i can tell, you're only slightly psychotic -- so why is it that you're such a fuck-up?	Well, you know -- there's the prestige of the job title... and the benefits package is pretty good...
what's to discuss?	You weren't abused, you aren't stupid, and as far as I can tell, you're only slightly psychotic -- so why is it that you're such a fuck-up?
why don't we discuss your driving need to be a hemorrhoid?	What's to discuss?
touch of the flu.	I'm at a loss, then.  What should we talk about? Your year of absence?
i don't understand, patrick.  you haven't done anything asinine this week. are you not feeling well?	Touch of the flu.
it was a bratwurst.  i was eating lunch.	With the teeth of your zipper?
it says here you exposed yourself to a group of freshmen girls.	It was a bratwurst.  I was eating lunch.
i missed you.	It says here you exposed yourself to a group of freshmen girls.
absolutely not.	That ' s what I thought
did i have anything to say about it?	Absolutely not.
your daughters went to the prom.	Did I have anything to say about it?
what just happened?	Your daughters went to the prom.
have a great time, honey!	But -- who -- what --?
what do you wanna watch?  we've got crap, crap, crap or crap	Dr. Ruth?
they'll dance, they'll kiss, they'll come home.  let her go.	Kissing?  Is that what you think happens?  Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day.
would you rather be ravished by a pirate or a british rear admiral?	Pirate -- no question.
tumescent!	You're not helping.
jesus!  can a man even grab a sandwich before you women start dilating?	Tumescent!
what's a synonym for throbbing?	Sarah Lawrence is on the other side of the country.
in the microwave.	Make anyone cry today?
we left three weeks ago, alonso. can't be that near.	Can't be that far, I say.  Also, I don't like the smell of the sea around here.  Smells like a cunt. Bad sign...
we should have seen land.	We left three weeks ago, Alonso. Can't be that near.
he's the devil's child...	We'll all go crazy...
with a face like that?  i don't want you looking at me.  you hear?	He's the devil's child...
ah, leave him alone.  he's doing no harm.	With a face like that?  I don't want you looking at me.  You hear?
what are you listening to, chicken ass?	Ah, leave him alone.  He's doing no harm.
you'll be drinking your own piss... for the glory of spain... and admiral colon...!  bastard!	What are you listening to, chicken ass?
the water's going putrid in the barrels.	You'll be drinking your own piss... For the glory of Spain... and Admiral Colon...!  Bastard!
i never seen heat like this!  not even in las minas!	The water's going putrid in the barrels.
asia can be found to the west -- and i will prove it.	IF-GOD-WILLS-IT!
blind faith is what i consider heresy!	Asia can be found to the west -- and I will prove it.
don't you realize your words could be considered heretical?	Blind faith is what I consider heresy!
if god intended our proximity to asia, do you believe he would have waited for you to show it to the world?	Did He not choose a carpenter's son to reveal Himself to the world?
is that all that interests you? gold?	No.  The Portuguese have already discovered black-skinned people.  I, too, will find other populations -- and bring them to the word of God.
trade, your excellency.  according to marco polo, the kingdom of china is one of the richest of the world. even the meanest buildings are roofed with gold.	Is that all that interests you? Gold?
your life, and that of others!	If they agree to follow me, yes.
your eminence, there is only one way to settle the matter.  and that is to make the journey.  i am ready to risk my life to prove it possible.	Your life, and that of others!
senor colon, an experienced captain such as yourself will understand our concern with the crew.  i am not willing to have on my conscience the loss of men who would have relied upon our judgment.	Excellency, you are right.
i am, your eminence	Then you cannot ignore that according to their calculations, the circumference of the Earth is approximately...  22,000 leagues or more.  Which makes the ocean... uncrossable.
unfortunately, don colon, that is precisely where our opinions differ...  are you familiar with the work of aristotle?  erathostene?  ptolemeus?	I am, Your Eminence
yes, your eminence.  the voyage should not take more than six or seven weeks.	Unfortunately, Don Colon, that is precisely where our opinions differ...  Are you familiar with the work of Aristotle?  Erathostene?  Ptolemeus?
you say asia can be found by sailing west?	Yes, your Eminence.  The voyage should not take more than six or seven weeks.
what a tragedy... what a waste of a life...	A waste...?  Let me tell you something, Arojaz.  If your name, or mine, is ever remembered -- it will only be because of his.
you can see for yourself.	What a tragedy... what a waste of a life...
it won't be easy to get rid of your prophet now, don sanchez.	On the contrary, Your Eminence.  It seems to me the man is preparing his own cross.
he is a mercenary!  did he not already try to convince the king of portugal of his absurd notions?	Indeed.  The world is full of mercenaries -- and states often make use of them, when it benefits them.  My only concern is the welfare and prosperity of Spain.
naturally.  but i would really deplore the loss of such a potential opportunity for spain for a... dispute over a point of geography.	He is a mercenary!  Did he not already try to convince the King of Portugal of his absurd notions?
the judgment is ours!	Naturally.  But I would really deplore the loss of such a potential opportunity for Spain for a... dispute over a point of geography.
the state has some reason to be interested in this man's proposition, your eminence...	The Judgment is ours!
what is it, now?  tell me...	I can't keep my eyes off you.  I would like to catch up with all the moments I didn't spend with you.
i am busy inside.	What is it, now?  Tell me...
can't you stay with us a little?	I am busy inside.
they took everything...	Not everything... Do you think I care?  I'm a free man again.  Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier...
they tried... but i didn't let them.	They took everything...
god... you're so beautiful!  i can't believe no other man has ever taken you away from me...	They tried... but I didn't let them.
you don't usually ask.	I can arrange for the Queen to take Fernando and Diego into her service.
beatrix, i want to ask you something.	You don't usually ask.
i don't want you to wait for me.	That's something you can't decide.
i'm not asking you to swear to anything.	I don't want you to wait for me.
she said yes.	Thank God...
perhaps i was never meant to live with a woman...	I find that hard to believe.
i'd love to argue with you sometimes.  but you're never here!	Perhaps I was never meant to live with a woman...
are we going to argue?	I'd love to argue with you sometimes.  But you're never here!
well... that's true.  i have a child by a man who won't marry me!  who's always leaving...	Are we going to argue?
i haven't given you much of a life.	Well... that's true.  I have a child by a man who won't marry me!  Who's always leaving...
i know.	I haven't given you much of a life.
i could be gone for years.	I know.
how could i be?  the mainland has been found.  exactly as i said it would.	I am afraid this is not the worst news.
i am not a seaman.  but i heard it is no more than a week at sea.  i hope you are not too disappointed.	How could I be?  The mainland has been found.  Exactly as I said it would.
how far from here?	I am not a seaman.  But I heard it is no more than a week at sea.  I hope you are not too disappointed.
viceroy of the west indies.	Congratulations.  Then I am free to search for the mainland.
appointment to what?	Viceroy of the West Indies.
my letters of appointment.	Appointment to what?
yes... i remember...	My letters of appointment.
don alonso de bobadilla.	Yes... I remember...
may i ask by whom?	Bartolome and Giacomo Colon.
forgive me, don bobadilla -- those positions have already been taken.	May I ask by whom?
i understand that you will soon be appointing governors for the islands?  is it not so?	Forgive me, Don Bobadilla -- those positions have already been taken.
really?  god... i wouldn't know where to start... and yet...	Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.
i want you to tell me everything you remember, father.  from the beginning.  everything.	Really?  God... I wouldn't know where to start... and yet...
he never had one... except aboard my ships!	I want you to tell me everything you remember, Father.  From the beginning.  Everything.
he asks when he can come to visit you.  he left his address.	He never had one... except aboard my ships!
what does he say?	He asks when he can come to visit you.  He left his address.
what are you listening to?	I am not listening, Father.  But I can't help hearing.
father...	There must be a passage to that other ocean.
how are you feeling, fernando?	Not bad.
i have to explore the mainland.	This time with me!
do you swear on all the holy saints in heaven?	Yes... Yes, I do... On all of them!
you promise?  do you swear on st. christopher...?	Do you swear on all the Holy Saints in heaven?
there'll be a time.	You promise?  Do you swear on St. Christopher...?
i want to go with you!	There'll be a time.
roofs... towers, palaces... spires...	All of them created by people like me.
what do you see?	Roofs... towers, palaces... spires...
look out of that window.	What do you see?
i am not afraid of you.  you are nothing but a dreamer.	Look out of that window.
call them.	I am not afraid of you.  You are nothing but a dreamer.
all i have to do is call the guards.	Call them.
what...?  do i have so many already?	To rise so high, in so short a time, is a dangerous occupation.  A little hypocrisy goes a long way.
you seem to have a special talent for making friends.	What...?  Do I have so many already?
don bobadilla is already a judge, my dear don cristobal.	Good!  We are also in need of judges.  Except there are no thieves!
but we do have a lack of notaries. you should contact my administration.	Don Bobadilla is already a judge, my Dear Don Cristobal.
you defend yourself admirably...	... for a commoner?
they don't see sin in their nakedness.  they live according to nature, in a never ending summer. the islands are covered with trees, filled with blossoms and fruits. and...	Forgive me, Don Colon.  But what about gold?
and were you never ambitious, excellency?  or is ambition only a virtue among the nobles, a fault for the rest of us?	If you won't accept our proposal, we'll simply find someone who will.
then you are too ambitious.	And were you never ambitious, Excellency?  Or is ambition only a virtue among the nobles, a fault for the rest of us?
i'm not bargaining!	Then you are too ambitious.
i remind you, senor colon, that you are in no position to bargain with me.	I'm not bargaining!
no...!  i have waited too long, fought too hard.  now you expect me to take all the risks while you take the profit!  no... i will not be your servant!	I remind you, Senor Colon, that you are in no position to bargain with me.
no?	NO...!  I have waited too long, fought too hard.  Now you expect me to take all the risks while you take the profit!  No... I will not be your servant!
no...	No?
utapan, won't you speak to me?  you used to know how to speak to me.	You never learned how to speak my language.
you have to find them, utapan.  look what they did!	You did the same to your God!
he understands.	Ask him if he will help.
we will work with his people.  we want peace.  ask the chief if he understands?	He understands.
chief says...	He has medicine.  Tell him we admire his people.
... and also to bring medicine.	Chief says...
chief says -- he has a god.	... and also to bring medicine.
to bring the word of god.	Chief says -- he has a God.
why?	To bring the word of God.
thousands.	Why?
chief says -- how many?	Thousands.
chief knows.	Tell him his country is very beautiful.  Tell him we are leaving men here -- to build a fort.
tell the chief we thank him.	Chief knows.
you come!  you speak first!	Tell the Chief we thank him.
what is it?  a tribe?  an island?	Island.  Far.
say not here!  cuba!	What is it?  A tribe?  An island?
oh?  so you are a new man?	I don't know... I have the impression that I didn't change that much.  I still can't accept the world as it is!
new worlds create new people.	Oh?  So you are a new man?
i knew you would.	New worlds create new people.
i have to disagree.	I knew you would.
i suppose we're both old men now.	You'll always be older than me, Father.
i believed in you...	Give me absolution.
you are bound by an oath, father.	I believed in you...
my son, my son...  your certitudes are sometimes frightening...  christopher, you must speak to them. and if you don't i will.	You are bound by an oath, Father.
if i tell them, they won't follow me.  you know that i am right, father.  you trust me...	My son, my son...  Your certitudes are sometimes frightening...  Christopher, you must speak to them. And if you don't I will.
may god forgive you...!  you must tell them!  you must tell your men!	If I tell them, they won't follow me.  You know that I am right, Father.  You trust me...
i am not sure... it could be twice the distance.	May God forgive you...!  You must tell them!  You must tell your men!
how long?	I am not sure... It could be twice the distance.
i lied.  the journey will be longer than i said.	How long?
what are you saying?	I lied.  The journey will be longer than I said.
father, i have betrayed my family. i betrayed my men.  and i betrayed you.	What are you saying?
i am listening, my son.	Father, I have betrayed my family. I betrayed my men.  And I betrayed you.
forgive me, father.  for i have sinned.	I am listening, my son.
in nomine patris et filius, et spiritus sancti.	Forgive me, Father.  For I have sinned.
all of them!  just lies!	Colon!  Don't!
colon!	Damn all of you!  You all set up theories based on what?  You never leave the safety of your studies! Go out!  Find out what the world is about and then tell me something I can listen to!
damn god!	Colon!
if god intends you to go, then you will go.	Damn God!
wait!  i've waited seven years already!  how much longer do you want me to wait?	If God intends you to go, then you will go.
you mustn't give way to despair. you must wait.	Wait!  I've waited seven years already!  How much longer do you want me to wait?
i've been contradicted all my life... eternity!	Only God knows the meaning of such words, my son.
you get so carried away when you are being contradicted!	I've been contradicted all my life... Eternity!
passion is something one cannot control!	You get so carried away when you are being contradicted!
father marchena!	Passion is something one cannot control!
i'll try to remember that, marchena...	Father Marchena!
two minutes... and already you're a dead man.  don't let passion overwhelm you, colon.	I'll try to remember that, Marchena...
so was christ!	Two minutes... and already you're a dead man.  Don't let passion overwhelm you, Colon.
esdras is a jew.	So was Christ!
the calculations of toscanelli marin de tyr, esdras...	Esdras is a Jew.
how can you be so certain?	The calculations of Toscanelli Marin de Tyr, Esdras...
ignorance!  i believe the indies are no more than 750 leagues west of the canary islands.	How can you be so certain?
how can you be so certain?  the ocean is said to be infinite.	Ignorance!  I believe the Indies are no more than 750 leagues west of the Canary Islands.
why do you wish to sail west?	To open a new route to Asia.  At the moment there are only two ways of reaching it...
with some difficulty.  i had to promise them you were not a total fool.	Why do you wish to sail west?
how did you manage it?	With some difficulty.  I had to promise them you were not a total fool.
that's what it says.	How did you manage it?
god... that's in a week!	That's what it says.
diego is a bright boy -- a pleasure to teach -- but so serious... brothers should be raised together, colon.  even brothers from different mothers...	Father, I am doing what I think is the best for him.  And he has the teacher I would have chosen for myself.
there is one thing i'd like to understand... why do you want to go back, after all this?	Your Majesty -- some men are content to read about things.  I must see them with my own eyes.  I cannot be other than I am.
thank you.	There is one thing I'd like to understand... Why do you want to go back, after all this?
but without your brothers.  nor are you to return to santo domingo or any of the other colonies.  you may explore the continent.	Thank you.
do they have such thoughts?	They come and go as naked as the day God created them...
how old are you, senor colon?	Thirty seven, Your Majesty... And you?
i know what i see.  i see someone who doesn't accept the world as it is.  who's not afraid.  i see a women who thinks... "what if?"...	A woman?
you show no inclination to speak otherwise!	I know what I see.  I see someone who doesn't accept the world as it is.  Who's not afraid.  I see a women who thinks... "What if?"...
may i speak freely?	You show no inclination to speak otherwise!
i cannot ignore the verdict of my council.	Surely you can do anything you want.
that she was impregnable.	I cannot ignore the verdict of my council.
what did they say about granada before today?	That she was impregnable.
the ocean is uncrossable?	What did they say about Granada before today?
no more than the woman who said she would take granada from the moors.	The ocean is uncrossable?
i should not even be listening to you, since my council said no.  but santangel tells me you are a man of honor and sincerity... and sanchez, that you are not a fool.	No more than the woman who said she would take Granada from the Moors.
you'll be held in detention, deprived of your privileges and possessions.  until you are returned to spain where you will be judged. have you anything to say?	You will regret this.
savagery is what monkeys understand.	You'll be held in detention, deprived of your privileges and possessions.  Until you are returned to Spain where you will be judged. Have you anything to say?
in one act of brutality, you have created chaos.  tribes who were fighting each other are now joining forces against us!  all that because of your criminal savagery!	Savagery is what monkeys understand.
don moxica -- we all have to work.	You did not hear me, Don Colon.  Not my horse.
my horse doesn't work.	Don Moxica -- we all have to work.
we can't raise the wheel without it.	My horse doesn't work.
we don't need to know.	We came here to stay!  To build! Not to start a crusade.  In this forest, there is enough danger to sweep us away in days!  So we will be brave and swallow our grief.  And in the name of those who died, we will accomplish what we came for.
you want a war?  fine.  we are a thousand.  they outnumber us by ten! who will you kill?  which tribe?	We don't need to know.
we lost cousins, friends.  we will wash this in blood.	If you want to keep your head on your shoulders, you'll do as I say.
and you say this is an indian vice? by god!  i don't see any kind of pleasure that would make this a sin.	The Indians have no such word, Don Moxica.
he's drawing an isthmus... he's saying we're on an isthmus.	We can't be.
what's he doing?	He's drawing an isthmus... He's saying we're on an isthmus.
what do you read?	Twenty eight.
well, i surely know what a quadrant is!  but i've never seen it used at night before.	Come over here.
and what do you think mendez?	Well, I surely know what a quadrant is!  But I've never seen it used at night before.
well... it's the men, sir.  they wonder how you know our position. we've lost sight from land days ago...	And what do you think Mendez?
due west, captain mendez.  and may god be with us...	God be with us admiral.
you tell that to them!	You're right.  Let the men decide.
pinzon, pinzon... all we can do now is go forward!  think about that!	You tell that to them!
you bloody...	Pinzon, Pinzon... All we can do now is go forward!  Think about that!
you never did.  you did all the talking for both of us, remember?	You bloody...
jesus maria!  i should have never listened to you!	You never did.  You did all the talking for both of us, remember?
and then what?  half of the water has gone, the rest is nearly putrid! you know that!	Jesus Maria!  I should have never listened to you!
you don't know anything!  listen colon, these are my ships, right? so i'm telling you we're turning back!	And then what?  Half of the water has gone, the rest is nearly putrid! You know that!
the land is there.  i know it!	You don't know anything!  Listen Colon, these are my ships, right? So I'm telling you we're turning back!
we're lost!	The land is there.  I know it!
you think i don't know that?	We're lost!
we're on the verge of a mutiny, colon!	You think I don't know that?
we have to keep the hopes of these men alive!	We're on the verge of a mutiny, Colon!
you must be mad...!	We have to keep the hopes of these men alive!
six days ago, yes.	You must be mad...!
you lied!  you cheated!  we're way past 750 leagues!	Six days ago, yes.
where can i meet this man?	Immediately.
then why?	Because he is not afraid of me.
i know, i should not tolerate his impertinence.	Then why?
he must be replaced.	And who would you think of, for such a task?
then, what do you suggest, don sanchez?	He must be replaced.
... but there is worse.  he ordered the execution of five members of the nobility...	Is this true, Brother Buyl?
every ship returns with a cargo of sick and dying.  but with no gold! the new world proves expensive, your majesty.	We weren't expecting immediate profits, were we?  We must have faith.  We must give time for time.
... into a monk...	Yes.  It would be a pity, wouldn't it?  Call him back!
you were right, don sanchez... his demands could never be granted.	Never, Your Majesty.  Although...
is that the man i knew, treasurer sanchez?	Yes, Your Majesty.
...so we kill someone famous and if we are caught, we are sent to mental hospital...	Officers, there's your killer, do your duty, arrest him!
i'm abused.  don't you think?	I don't think it's abuse, I think it's torture.
out on my back when i was a small boy.	Can I see your back?
your father put cigarettes out on you?	Out on my back when I was a small boy.
that's what he did to me.  he put cigarettes out on me.	Your father put cigarettes out on you?
yeah, he hated me from day when i was born.  put it out.  can you put the cigarette out?	That's what he did to me.  He put cigarettes out on me.
your father blamed you for your mother's blindness?	Yeah, he hated me from day when I was born.  Put it out.  Can you put the cigarette out?
yeah, yeah...bad doctor gave her bad drugs which made her go blind.  and my father blamed me for her blindness...	Your father blamed you for your mother's blindness?
back in the czech republic?	Yeah, yeah...bad doctor gave her bad drugs which made her go blind.  And my father blamed me for her blindness...
yeah, she went blind giving birth to me. she went to fucking black market doctor to induce me.	Back in the Czech Republic?
your mother was blind?	Yeah, she went blind giving birth to me. She went to fucking black market doctor to induce me.
my father always degraded me.  killed my self-esteem.  and my mother was blind.	Your mother was blind?
tell me about yourself.  what you did as a young boy... what your parents were like.	My father always degraded me.  Killed my self-esteem.  And my mother was blind.
give me another one, please.	Tell me about yourself.  What you did as a young boy... what your parents were like.
i need to know about your background.  i need to know about your upbringing.  why you're here.	Give me another one, please.
what else do you need?	I need to know about your background.  I need to know about your upbringing.  Why you're here.
this is not about money, emil.  i need your trust in me.	What else do you need?
thirty-percent.  no more.  or i call another lawyer.  this is the biggest case of your life.  don't try to negotiate.  thirty percent.  say yes or no.	This is not about money, Emil.  I need your trust in me.
but it's...	Thirty-percent.  No more.  Or I call another lawyer.  This is the biggest case of your life.  Don't try to negotiate.  Thirty percent.  Say yes or no.
no.  no way.	But it's...
i would say...half.  half is fair.	No.  No way.
what's your cut?  how much?	I would say...half.  Half is fair.
look, i haven't really focused on that kind of thing.	What's your cut?  How much?
what about my movie rights?  book rights?	Look, I haven't really focused on that kind of thing.
don't worry about him.  think about yourself.	What about my movie rights?  Book rights?
no, he is here.  shit...	Don't worry about him.  Think about yourself.
disappeared.  they're looking everywhere.  maybe he went back to czechoslovakia.	No, he is here.  Shit...
what about oleg?	Disappeared.  They're looking everywhere.  Maybe he went back to Czechoslovakia.
well, you didn't appreciate the severity of it until recently.  no question about that.	What about Oleg?
i was all of these.	Well, you didn't appreciate the severity of it until recently.  No question about that.
...delusions and paranoia.	I was all of these.
you bring the cigarettes?	Oh, sure.
i brought you some letters.  it's really fan mail.  women mostly.  one wants to buy you clothes, another sent a check. another wants a check.	You bring the cigarettes?
yes.  yes, come with me!	I'm invoking rights - this man is represented by counsel.  I'm coming with him.
i'm coming with you.	Yes.  Yes, come with me!
where are we going?	I'm coming with you.
don't say anything.	Where are we going?
emil.  take it easy.  stay with me.  sit down.  what do you need?  what are you looking for?	He has the camera!  He took the movie!
oh no!  no!  shit!	Emil.  Take it easy.  Stay with me.  Sit down.  What do you need?  What are you looking for?
here.  i have your money.	Oh no!  No!  Shit!
i'm not your lawyer until i see the money.	Here.  I have your money.
are you my attorney?  i'm emil.  i'm insane.	I'm not your lawyer until I see the money.
i don't want to drag you down with me.	Daphne, I...
...do you really want me to forget about you?	I don't want to drag you down with me.
forget about me.  you have enough problems of your own.	...Do you really want me to forget about you?
what are you doing?	Pouring it out!
i'll make some for us.	I'll get my clothes.
in the kitchen.	I'll make some for us.
do you have coffee?	In the kitchen.
right.	Do you have coffee?
you better get packed.	Right.
no matter what happens...i'm glad i met you.	I'm glad I met you.
a good immigration lawyer could stall the process.  eddie recommended one.	No matter what happens...I'm glad I met you.
if you were my boyfriend, i'd suggest you find another girlfriend that isn't going to jail ten-thousand miles away.	A good Immigration lawyer could stall the process.  Eddie recommended one.
if i was your boyfriend, i might be.	If you were my boyfriend, I'd suggest you find another girlfriend that isn't going to jail ten-thousand miles away.
ludwig?  he's gay - are you jealous?	If I was your boyfriend, I might be.
is he your boyfriend?	Ludwig?  He's gay - are you jealous?
i still can't believe eddie's gone.	I'm sorry.
are you alright?	I still can't believe Eddie's gone.
they're not gonna send you right back.	I'm sorry.  I didn't mean to...I'm glad. Actually I'm glad it's over.  All this time.  Hiding.  Never being able to look anyone in the eyes. Always afraid that someone would find out who I was.  Never trusting anyone...
you don't know.  i'm sorry.  i was desperate.  that's not me.  i shot a cop.  can you imagine what they'll do to me when i got to prison?	They're not gonna send you right back.
i know.	You don't know.  I'm sorry.  I was desperate.  That's not me.  I shot a cop.  Can you imagine what they'll do to me when I got to prison?
i'm not a whore.  i'm not a whore.	I know.
what are you asking me?	I'm just trying to find out who you are.
so you were never a prostitute?	What are you asking me?
i came here.  i had no money.  i knew no one.  i couldn't get a job because you have to have a green card to get work. they approached me - i could've made a lot of money.  i considered it, but... it's not who i am.  they pay me below the table at ludwig's.	So you were never a prostitute?
no.	I came here.  I had no money.  I knew no one.  I couldn't get a job because you have to have a green card to get work. They approached me - I could've made a lot of money.  I considered it, but... it's not who I am.  They pay me below the table at Ludwig's.
what about back home?	No.
no.	What about back home?
did you ever turn tricks before?	No.
yes, i considered it.	Did you ever turn tricks before?
you considered becoming a prostitute?	Yes, I considered it.
yeah.  this way.	You considered becoming a prostitute?
so...the station is empty?	Yeah.  This way.
the men are out of quarters - practicing putting out fires.	So...the station is empty?
i can't take you to my place.	Somewhere else?
do you live alone?  i've been in these clothes since...the killings.  could we stop at your place? i could take a shower...before i go into custody?	I can't take you to my place.
divorced.	Do you live alone?  I've been in these clothes since...the killings.  Could we stop at your place? I could take a shower...before I go into custody?
are you married?	Divorced.
they won't until this is over.	Are you married?
i will if they don't send me back.	They won't until this is over.
if you cooperate with the da - maybe they'll help you with your situation.	I will if they don't send me back.
now i become custody of police department?	If you cooperate with the DA - maybe they'll help you with your situation.
alright.  that's a justifiable homicide.	Yes, but he was a cop.
...my little sister and i shared a flat - i came home one night and a man was raping her.  his gun was on the chair... he came at me and i shot him.	Alright.  That's a justifiable homicide.
look, we can help you but right now we have to deal with what's happening here. tell us the truth...is that the truth?	You're a cop - you'll never believe me.
i'm from a small town in slovakia.  like the south here.  the police is right, a civilian is wrong.  so i fled.	Look, we can help you but right now we have to deal with what's happening here. Tell us the truth...is that the truth?
a cop?	I'm from a small town in Slovakia.  Like the South here.  The Police is right, a civilian is wrong.  So I fled.
are you here illegally?  don't worry about that.  we'll talk to immigration. they won't deport you.	No, no, don't talk to Immigration!
if i tell you, will you arrest me?	Arrest you for what?  Why would we arrest you?
whether you tell us or not, we'll find out.  better if it comes from you.	If I tell you, will you arrest me?
go on.	Whether you tell us or not, we'll find out.  Better if it comes from you.
tamina was a friend of mine.  my shower was broken, she let me use theirs.	Go on.
c'mon, start at the beginning.  you know these people?	Tamina was a friend of mine.  My shower was broken, she let me use theirs.
i told your partner, i can't help.  i didn't see anything.	C'mon, start at the beginning.  You know these people?
i'm ready to be briefed.  excuse us.	Yeah, sure.  Beep me when you're ready for the press conference.
oh yeah...?  alright.	I'm ready to be briefed.  Excuse us.
look, after jordy briefs me, you can do the press conference.  how about that? the case is all yours.	Oh yeah...?  Alright.
well, i'm the deputy chief fire marshall and every now and then i'd like to be included in decisions.	Look, after Jordy briefs me, you can do the press conference.  How about that? The case is all yours.
it was my decision, not his.	Well, I'm the Deputy Chief Fire Marshall and every now and then I'd like to be included in decisions.
oh.	It was my decision, not his.
but chief?  over this??	There's nothing to talk about.  Get a good lawyer.  You're suspended until your trial.
how are you going to fight this?  maybe if oleg hadn't gotten away and you'd been on the front page, as a hero, this thing would be easier to fight.  you'd have the good to weight against the bad! it's unfortunate that i have to make decisions based upon your press coverage but there's nothing i can do!  gimme your shield.	But Chief?  Over this??
end my career?	How are you going to fight this?  Maybe if Oleg hadn't gotten away and you'd been on the front page, as a hero, this thing would be easier to fight.  You'd have the good to weight against the bad! It's unfortunate that I have to make decisions based upon your press coverage but there's nothing I can do!  Gimme your shield.
well this is gonna end your career and probably mine.	End my career?
chief - i know i screwed up - but this guy was no innocent civilian.	Well this is gonna end your career and probably mine.
forgot?  you handcuffed a civilian to a tree?!	Chief - I know I screwed up - but this guy was no innocent civilian.
what was i supposed to do?  the guy tried to mug me.  i was gonna send a cop back - i just forgot.	Forgot?  You handcuffed a civilian to a tree?!
the public doesn't have any idea what we do and now you're going to define our image!  this is going to be our rodney king!	What was I supposed to do?  The guy tried to mug me.  I was gonna send a cop back - I just forgot.
chief - mind if i take her?	Okay.  But not water sports.
no!  nothing happened.	Oh really.  That's nice.  You took a homicide witness to take a shower after your partner was shot?  Are you out of your fucking mind??  Are you having that much trouble gettin' dates?!
a shower!?  did you take one, too?	No!  Nothing happened.
i let her take a shower.	A shower!?  Did you take one, too?
what do you mean, 'cleaned up?'	I let her take a shower.
ladder 20 was on the rock for training. we stopped there... so she could get cleaned up.	What do you mean, 'cleaned up?'
i came to see how the investigation was going.  i called and you're not here.  i wait up at the station and you don't even show up!!!  i beep you - you don't return my call.  where the hell have you been?!	Ladder 20 was on the Rock for training. We stopped there... so she could get cleaned up.
hey, chief, what are you doing here?	I came to see how the investigation was going.  I called and you're not here.  I wait up at the station and you don't even show up!!!  I beep you - you don't return my call.  Where the hell have you been?!
then why didn't you talk to the reporter?	'Cause we got more important things to do, like finding out who did it.
who do you think, chief?!	Then why didn't you talk to the reporter?
who did cause and origin?	Who do you think, Chief?!
alright.  swing by her apartment.  let her pick up her clothes and take her straight to hoover street.  you got that?	Yeah.
yeah.  he finished awhile ago.	Alright.  Swing by her apartment.  Let her pick up her clothes and take her straight to Hoover Street.  You got that?
did the d.a. videotape her deposition?	Yeah.  He finished awhile ago.
i said, yeah, you're right, chief.  as soon as we get somethin' we'll let you alert the media.	You do that, wiseguy.  Now let's solve this thing before Eddie Flemming does.
what was that, korfin?	I said, yeah, you're right, Chief.  As soon as we get somethin' we'll let you alert the media.
yeah, right.	What was that, Korfin?
don't you guys understand?  it's all about image.  the better we look the more money i get to pay you guys overtime.	Yeah, right.
he got my gun!  motherfucker was filming the whole time!	I know.  Relax.  Take it easy.  Don't worry, we'll get those fuckers.
are you hit?	No.  I'm okay.
the other side of the street.  the guy with the videocamera.  don't look - put her in the car.  stay this side.	Stay with her.
yeah.	C'mere.  You wanna go to homicide school?  Here - make yourself useful.
only one guys checked in?	Yeah.
sorry...pd only.	It's okay.
still unknown but we're running prints. kid over there caught the case.	Sorry...PD only.
any i.d.?	Still unknown but we're running prints. Kid over there caught the case.
takin' a bath.	Any I.D.?
where is she?	Takin' a bath.
what's he looking for?	A timer.
tomorrow.  at lunch.	You ready?
when?	Tomorrow.  At lunch.
i'm gonna propose.	When?
it was freaky, i'll tell you.  stupid kid.	What's the kid gonna say - sorry? Meanwhile I'm not here anymore. Like last week - we were at the morgue and this guy was all chopped up - spleen here - liver there - his heart in a pan. Six hours ago this guy was walkin' his dog or buyin' a quart of milk.  Who knows?  But some kid's robbed him for $3 or some shit and shot him and now you can't tell if he's a piece of beef or a human being and I'm thinkin' that's me. Sooner or later.  That's me.
maybe you could just put in a shot of martell?	It was freaky, I'll tell you.  Stupid kid.
vodka tonic.	Maybe you could just put in a shot of Martell?
coffee for me, i gotta slow down.	Vodka tonic.
he had a videocamera?  where is she? quickly!	She washes hair up at Ludwig's - a salon on 63rd and Madison.
tall, short-haired, scary eyes.  second guy with him was...shorter, with a wrestler's build.  and he wouldn't turn his videocamera off me.	He had a videocamera?  Where is she? Quickly!
describe him.	Tall, short-haired, scary eyes.  Second guy with him was...shorter, with a wrestler's build.  And he wouldn't turn his videocamera off me.
he said he was her cousin.  i told him where she works.  they were just here.	Describe him.
what are you saying?	Daphne.  Another guy came in asking me about her, too.
boy, she's so popular all the sudden.	What are you saying?
did you tell him you did?	Boy, she's so popular all the sudden.
no.	Did you tell him you did?
do you have any czech girls working for you?	No.
yeah.  he wanted a girl from czechoslovakia, but i sent him honey 'cause once they get there, you know, it doesn't really matter - honey was killed...?  poor girl...	Do you have any Czech girls working for you?
we don't have her i.d. yet, but one of your girls was killed last night at the king edward hotel.	Oh my G-d.  Honey!  Honey's dead?
what's wrong?	We don't have her I.D. yet, but one of your girls was killed last night at the King Edward Hotel.
i have nothin' to say.  if you wanna contact my attorney...	Homicide, Miss Hearn.  It's Detective Eddie Flemming.  Open up.
police.  we'd like to ask you a few questions.	I have nothin' to say.  If you wanna contact my attorney...
who's there?	Police.  We'd like to ask you a few questions.
why'd you help me back there with the chief?  why'd you stand up for me like that?	You know, I don't know.  I like you. You remind me of a puppy I used to have. He pissed on the rug all the time, but I still kept him.
how you go out on a limb for somebody is by giving her a number of an immigration lawyer.  here, here's a number of an immigration lawyer.  that's how you help her. but you can't get involved in her like that.  you're gonna jeopardize your career, your life and you're gonna jeopardize my case.  and lemme give you another piece of advice.  maybe you don't watch tv but i'll let you in on a little secret - the whole fuckin' world watches television.  and when you get out there, they know your face.  and the little fame, the little fuckin' itty bitty fame that i get in this city makes it a lot easier for my job.  and i get more done because of it.	Why'd you help me back there with the Chief?  Why'd you stand up for me like that?
but, i mean, didn't you ever go out on a limb for somebody?  i mean, you shoulda heard her there.  tellin' her whole story...i believed her.	How you go out on a limb for somebody is by giving her a number of an Immigration lawyer.  Here, here's a number of an Immigration lawyer.  That's how you help her. But you can't get involved in her like that.  You're gonna jeopardize your career, your life and you're gonna jeopardize my case.  And lemme give you another piece of advice.  Maybe you don't watch TV but I'll let you in on a little secret - the whole fuckin' world watches television.  And when you get out there, they know your face.  And the little fame, the little fuckin' itty bitty fame that I get in this city makes it a lot easier for my job.  And I get more done because of it.
well, it's not up to you to decide whether she's innocent or not.  don't you understand, that's why you're a professional.	But, I mean, didn't you ever go out on a limb for somebody?  I mean, you shoulda heard her there.  Tellin' her whole story...I believed her.
i told you, you know, i thought i was doing the right thing, you know, i think she's innocent.	Well, it's not up to you to decide whether she's innocent or not.  Don't you understand, that's why you're a professional.
no, i don't think you were a fool, i just think you were stupid about it.  i mean, to say the least, you outta know better.  you don't know her well enough. she's got the potential to fucking hang you even if she suggests that you made a pass at her, it's fuckin' over.  you can deny it all you want, but it will not make one fucking bit of difference. you're dead.	I told you, you know, I thought I was doing the right thing, you know, I think she's innocent.
yeah, just her in the shower.  nothing happened.  look, i'm sure you probably think i'm a fool and i fucked up, but...	No, I don't think you were a fool, I just think you were stupid about it.  I mean, to say the least, you outta know better.  You don't know her well enough. She's got the potential to fucking hang you even if she suggests that you made a pass at her, it's fuckin' over.  You can deny it all you want, but it will not make one fucking bit of difference. You're dead.
just a shower?	Yeah, just her in the shower.  Nothing happened.  Look, I'm sure you probably think I'm a fool and I fucked up, but...
i took her there for a shower and that's it.	Just a shower?
well, you shoulda because nobody's gonna believe you didn't...including me.	I took her there for a shower and that's it.
look, eddie, i'm tellin' you - i didn't touch her.	Well, you shoulda because nobody's gonna believe you didn't...including me.
hey.  i'm a professional.	Women like that have a way of turning professionals into amateurs.
okay, tell you what, i'll give you a head start.  you take her to the station house.  don't let her out of your sight. she's the only warm body we got left.	Hey.  I'm a professional.
you know what i'm saying here.	Okay, tell you what, I'll give you a head start.  You take her to the station house.  Don't let her out of your sight. She's the only warm body we got left.
you're her savior?  is she the kid you're gonna save from the burning building?	You know what I'm saying here.
c'mon.  you intimidate her 'cause you're a celebrity.  she sees me differently.	You're her Savior?  Is she the kid you're gonna save from the burning building?
so am i.	C'mon.  You intimidate her 'cause you're a celebrity.  She sees me differently.
i'm serious here.	So am I.
my point exactly.	I'm serious here.
i don't have a girlfriend.	My point exactly.
what would your girlfriend think of that?	I don't have a girlfriend.
yeah.	What would your girlfriend think of that?
you wanna talk to her alone?	Yeah.
look - let me talk to her.  any leads i get, they're all yours.  just let me have a first crack at her.	You wanna talk to her alone?
raw deal.	Look - let me talk to her.  Any leads I get, they're all yours.  Just let me have a first crack at her.
she's fucked.  even if that story is true.	Raw deal.
why not?	Something back home?
she just saw two of her friends killed! they probably threatened her.	Is that all there is?
what are you hiding?  why are you afraid	She just saw two of her friends killed! They probably threatened her.
i wanted to run up to a building on fire, kick in the door, rush into the smoke and save a kid.	Then I guess we're doin' this the right way, aren't we?  If we pull up to a burning building I'll gladly let you go first.
hey!  i always wanted to be a cop when i was a kid.  i dreamed of running up to a door, kicking it in, pulling my gun and yelling 'freeze!' at the bad guy! what'd you dream about?	I wanted to run up to a building on fire, kick in the door, rush into the smoke and save a kid.
of course.	Hey!  I always wanted to be a cop when I was a kid.  I dreamed of running up to a door, kicking it in, pulling my gun and yelling 'Freeze!' at the bad guy! What'd you dream about?
so am i.  alright, i'll go inside and you cover the back.	Of course.
i'm on duty.	So am I.  Alright, I'll go inside and you cover the back.
you thirsty?	I'm on duty.
i'm on my way with eddie.  ludwig's. 63rd and madison.  the suspects might be there already.	You thirsty?
leon - meet us at 63rd and madison. hair salon.  ludwig's.	I'm on my way with Eddie.  Ludwig's. 63rd and Madison.  The suspects might be there already.
two heads.	Better than one.
tell you what - i'll flip you a coin. if you win you can come with me.  if you don't win, you don't come.	I'll call it... tails.
this is ridiculous.  i'm not gonna be in your way - we can talk the case over.	Tell you what - I'll flip you a coin. If you win you can come with me.  If you don't win, you don't come.
i'll let you know what happens.	This is ridiculous.  I'm not gonna be in your way - we can talk the case over.
this has nothing to do with your fire.	But what if it does?  You might need my help.
mind if i ride along with you?	This has nothing to do with your fire.
you got any better ideas?	Mind if I ride along with you?
you goin' to the escort service?	You got any better ideas?
my folks are.	Stay here.
you're polish?	My folks are.
my parents are from poland.  i can help with the eastern european angle.	You're Polish?
this isn't homicide school.	My parents are from Poland.  I can help with the Eastern European angle.
i can watch you, eddie.  maybe i'll learn something.	This isn't homicide school.
there wasn't a fire.  there'll be nothing for you to do.	I can watch you, Eddie.  Maybe I'll learn something.
i'll come with you.	There wasn't a fire.  There'll be nothing for you to do.
eastern europe.  like what?  romania? hungary?	Or Czechoslovakia.  The Slavs have been fighting the Germans and the Russians for a thousand years.  These are very intense people and they take things personally.
maybe it's a ritual thing or someone trying to send a message.  burial rites are taken very seriously in eastern europe.  it could be to humiliate them. just burning them up, no proper funeral, it's like condemning them to hell.	Eastern Europe.  Like what?  Romania? Hungary?
what would you call her?	Look, I'm not even sure she has anything to do with this.  I saw her outside after the fire - thought it was a lead. Maybe she saw something.  Maybe she was visiting somebody here.  Who knows?
who says she's a suspect?	What would you call her?
maybe you don't care about that either.  prettiest suspect i've had in awhile.	Who says she's a suspect?
hmmmm.	Maybe you don't care about that either.  Prettiest suspect I've had in awhile.
pretty.	Hmmmm.
the super said he'd seen her before but she didn't live here.	Pretty.
you were right, they were both dead before the fire.  the male was stabbed so hard the killer broke off the tip of the knife in his spine.  that's usually an indicator of something personal.	The Super said he'd seen her before but she didn't live here.
if you found me steppin' on your crime scene - it might piss you off, too.  what about the report?	You were right, they were both dead before the fire.  The male was stabbed so hard the killer broke off the tip of the knife in his spine.  That's usually an indicator of something personal.
sure.  but i would like to ask you something.  you got a problem with me?	If you found me steppin' on your crime scene - it might piss you off, too.  What about the report?
did you get a report from the m.e.?	Sure.  But I would like to ask you something.  You got a problem with me?
good.  good.  commendable.	Did you get a report from the M.E.?
i don't even watch tv.	Good.  Good.  Commendable.
nah, why should you?	I don't even watch TV.
well, just so you know, i don't care about that stuff.	Nah, why should you?
well, just so you know.  i gave you guys the credit.	Well, just so you know, I don't care about that stuff.
nah, i musta missed it.	Well, just so you know.  I gave you guys the credit.
watch the news?	Nah, I musta missed it.
it's your crime scene now.  you can do what you want.	Watch the news?
no, what is it?	Why don't you explain it, Bobby.  Hey Camello!  You mind punching a hole in the floor?
you know what that is, right?	No, what is it?
hey, that's great you guys got it all wrapped up, but you don't mind if we go through the routine?  it gives us somethin' to do.	No, we don't mind.  You mind Leon?
you really think you'll be able to fool a jury with this bullshit?  how fuckin' stupid are you?	Smarter than Americans.  You're fed cry baby talk shows all day long.  Not only will Americans believe me, they'll cry for me.  So...Detective Eddie Flemming, would you like to say goodbye to your Nicolette? Maybe you can propose to her now?
so tabloids don't have to do re enactments.  they going to have real movie this time.	If you kill me and film it you're putting a noose around your neck.
good - be tough to the end.  actor who plays you will want to die like hero.	So tabloids don't have to do re enactments.  They going to have real movie this time.
then do it, asshole.	Good - be tough to the end.  Actor who plays you will want to die like hero.
i kill someone famous.	Then do it, asshole.
what's your accomplishment.	I kill someone famous.
your opinion.  you see, they going to make a movie about me, too, eddie.  and write books.	What's your accomplishment.
what do you want?	Your opinion.  You see, they going to make a movie about me, too, Eddie.  And write books.
so...who's nicky?	What do you want?
thank you.	Don't be late.
see you later.  good luck.	Thank you.
okay.	See you later.  Good luck.
yeah, yeah.  good thing.	Okay.
okay.  and you know what, i'll swing by my place, grab a couple pairs of shoes and maybe just test them out next to yours...how's that... would that be a good thing.	Yeah, yeah.  Good thing.
yeah.  i promise.	Okay.  And you know what, I'll swing by my place, grab a couple pairs of shoes and maybe just test them out next to yours...How's that... Would that be a good thing.
you promise?	Yeah.  I promise.
tonight.	You promise?
okay, til tonight.	Tonight.
i love you.	Okay, til tonight.
patronizing you... nay, i love you.	I love you.
yeah.  i'll do that.  as long as you're not patronizing me.	Patronizing you... Nay, I love you.
i promise.  we'll talk.  you'll be great.  you'll be fine.  go ahead, just imagine that, uh... just look into the lens and imagine you're talking to me.	Yeah.  I'll do that.  As long as you're not patronizing me.
promise?	I promise.  We'll talk.  You'll be great.  You'll be fine.  Go ahead, just imagine that, uh... Just look into the lens and imagine you're talking to me.
i'll tell you tonight.  let's do it tonight.  as soon as you get back we'll talk.  we'll talk.	Promise?
no.  no, listen to me here.  i want to know what you're talking about.  you know, the shoe thing and the marriages and...	I'll tell you tonight.  Let's do it tonight.  As soon as you get back we'll talk.  We'll talk.
no.  go ahead.  you're gonna be great.	No.  No, listen to me here.  I want to know what you're talking about.  You know, the shoe thing and the marriages and...
okay.  that is great.  but i can't go now, we're in the middle of something here.	No.  Go ahead.  You're gonna be great.
well, that's great.	Okay.  That is great.  But I can't go now, we're in the middle of something here.
yeah.	Well, that's great.
that's good.	Yeah.
oh my g-d, they want me to anchor.  they want me to anchor tonight!	That's good.
answer it.	Okay.  Okay.  Hold that thought just for a second.  They only call me when it's an emergency.  Just hold that thought.  Can you call back?
no.  tell me what you want to say.	Answer it.
answer the phone.	No.  Tell me what you want to say.
don't worry about the damn phone.  i won't answer it.	Answer the phone.
could be leon's.	Jesus.  And last week you came over with blood on your shoes.  What am I going to do with you?
look at this.  you have blood on your shirt.  whose is it?	Could be Leon's.
you're ruthless.	You're not so bad yourself.
well, who was it that taught me how to do that?  huh?	You're ruthless.
you were merciless.  you didn't give a shit if you got me or not.	Well, who was it that taught me how to do that?  Huh?
that was good.  you were holding the evidence.	You were merciless.  You didn't give a shit if you got me or not.
yeah, well you took the camera and put it right down on the evidence.  that was...	That was good.  You were holding the evidence.
yes you are.  i'm not just some reporter.  i don't just stick a microphone in your face.  you could give me something.	Yeah, well you took the camera and put it right down on the evidence.  That was...
i'm not.	Yes you are.  I'm not just some reporter.  I don't just stick a microphone in your face.  You could give me something.
alright, alright, eddie.  don't patronize me.	I'm not.
maybe i should just, ya know...turn to the cameras and say, do you mind if we just work something out?	Alright, alright, Eddie.  Don't patronize me.
stop it.	Maybe I should just, ya know...turn to the cameras and say, do you mind if we just work something out?
oh, i'm sorry.  did i embarrass you, sweetheart?  oh...	Stop it.
you didn't have to embarrass me in front of my colleagues.  you could give me something.	Oh, I'm sorry.  Did I embarrass you, sweetheart?  Oh...
i can't...i can't answer you just because you want me to answer you!	You didn't have to embarrass me in front of my colleagues.  You could give me something.
what is your problem?  why'd you snap at me?  i just wanted a statement.	I can't...I can't answer you just because you want me to answer you!
hey.	What is your problem?  Why'd you snap at me?  I just wanted a statement.
hey, honey.	Hey.
alright.	Okay.
alright.	Alright.
alright?	Alright.
alright.	Alright?
yeah.  now's not a good time.	Alright.
eddie, are you okay?	Yeah.  Now's not a good time.
alright, cut, cut, cut.	Eddie, are you okay?
um...now is not a good time, okay. detective jackson's hurt.  he's fine. i've got a fire marshall shot, detective jackson is hurt but not seriously.	Alright, cut, cut, cut.
do you have the suspect in custody?	Um...now is not a good time, okay. Detective Jackson's hurt.  He's fine. I've got a Fire Marshall shot, Detective Jackson is hurt but not seriously.
he was hurt, but not seriously.  he'll be fine.	Do you have the suspect in custody?
okay.  but i do understand that your partner, leon jackson's been injured. is that correct?	He was hurt, but not seriously.  He'll be fine.
i really can't give out any information right now at this point.	Okay.  But I do understand that your partner, Leon Jackson's been injured. Is that correct?
i understand, but i noticed that the fire marshall is here with you.  is this somehow related to the fire department?	I really can't give out any information right now at this point.
i can't talk right now.  we have some things to take care of.	I understand, but I noticed that the Fire Marshall is here with you.  Is this somehow related to the fire department?
detective - can you tell us what happened here?	I can't talk right now.  We have some things to take care of.
is it drug related?	We don't know.  When I have more I'll let you know.
you know you can't do that.  c'mon.	Is it drug related?
can we go up to the crime scene?	You know you can't do that.  C'mon.
there are two bodies found at this point.	Can we go up to the crime scene?
how many victims are up there?	There are two bodies found at this point.
we don't know that yet.  it's much too early.  there's a lot to be done.	How many victims are up there?
detective, does it look like a murder?	We don't know that yet.  It's much too early.  There's a lot to be done.
any chance we can do that again?	Again?  I didn't wanna do it the first time.
okay.  you ready?	Yeah, yeah.  Jesus.
keep them out of my way.	Okay.  You ready?
ready?	Keep them out of my way.
you're worried for my safety.  i'm touched.	Ready?
i hope this prick doesn't run.  my knees are killing me.  stay behind me.	You're worried for my safety.  I'm touched.
that's unique.	Yeah.  And he still went to the party.
he's from antigua.  his girlfriend was taking too long to put her make-up on. they were late for a party.  stabbed her with a beer bottle.	That's unique.
not what.  who.	He's from Antigua.  His girlfriend was taking too long to put her make-up on. they were late for a party.  Stabbed her with a beer bottle.
so what's unique?	Not what.  Who.
how old are your kids?	My kids?  Let's see...Susan's 15. Aundrea's 9.  Don't tell me you're thinking about having a kid!  How old are you?  Never mind. Let me just tell you this: Every stupid cliche you hear about kids - they change your life, they make you a better person, they make you whole...  It's all true!  Before I had kids when friends talked about their kids, I wanted to vomit.  Now -- I get it.  Am I right, Leon?
i think you're getting a little moody there, eddie.	I'm not moody.
not chopped up.  not chopped up like that.  i mean, what do i got left? coupla articles.  a medal or two. plaque here and there and in a coupla years no one remembers me anymore.	I think you're getting a little moody there, Eddie.
sooner or later that's everybody.	Not chopped up.  Not chopped up like that.  I mean, what do I got left? Coupla articles.  A medal or two. Plaque here and there and in a coupla years no one remembers me anymore.
so we're waitin' to hit this warrant - we got emergency service with the heavy weapons standin' by - ready to go.  i say, lemme get a cigar outta the car.  i go to get the cigar and boom!  all the sudden i turn around and a kid with a shotgun let one go.  right where i was standin'.  that coulda been it.  i coulda had my head blown off and for what?  some stupid kid got panicky, takes the safety off and it's over.  if i hadn't gone back for that cigar - for a bad habit - i would've had my head blown off.	Jesus Christ.
are you married?	No.  Are you proposing?
dog food.	Are you married?
and what do you do with the bones?	Dog food.
you stuff sausage in it.	And what do you do with the bones?
you're a butcher?  what do you use pig intestines for?	You stuff sausage in it.
i am butcher.	You're a butcher?  What do you use pig intestines for?
okay.  you work in a vodka factory.  i understand that.  and what kind of work do you do?	I am butcher.
wait a minute.  wait a minute.	Come alone.  Bring cash.  And we'll talk about surrendering.
if you don't want my film - i'll call another show.  and they will show it.	Wait a minute.  Wait a minute.
what?  it doesn't work that way.	If you don't want my film - I'll call another show.  And they will show it.
we'll talk about that.  four o'clock gives you time to go to bank.  three hundred thousand dollars.	What?  It doesn't work that way.
i'll meet you on one condition - i get exclusivity and you surrender to me.	We'll talk about that.  Four o'clock gives you time to go to bank.  Three hundred thousand dollars.
no.  i'm the best that's ever threatened you.	I'll meet you on one condition - I get exclusivity and you surrender to me.
look asshole.  i've been threatened by better than you.	No.  I'm the best that's ever threatened you.
come to 45 broadway.  don't bring the police.  come alone or you'll be in my next film.	Look asshole.  I've been threatened by better than you.
let her go!  let her go!!	If he doesn't lower his gun I'll fucking kill her.
tell him to put his gun down!	Let her go!  Let her go!!
where's your partner?	The Sheraton!  On Broadway!  Room 210. Go get Oleg.  He'll kill you.
get down on your knees.	Where's your partner?
c'mon.  pull the trigger.  do it.  oh, look, you're sweating.  you don't have the balls.	Get down on your knees.
you'll be my first.	C'mon.  Pull the trigger.  Do it.  Oh, look, you're sweating.  You don't have the balls.
you can't kill me.  you're not a cop. just fireman with a gun.  i bet you never shot anybody in your life.	You'll be my first.
my father was.  he gave me many lessons about fire.  now it's my friend.	Tommy, take a walk.
were you a fireman?  that how you knew how to rig the apartment?	My father was.  He gave me many lessons about fire.  Now it's my friend.
give me the address!!	Alright, alright - don't hurt me! Please, it's in my book, in my purse!
look, man, i don't give a shit if you want sex or not, but you're payin' for my time.	Give me the address!!
listen to me.  i don't want sex.  just give me the address and then you go.	Look, man, I don't give a shit if you want sex or not, but you're payin' for my time.
look.  do we have a problem here? there's no reason to have a problem. i'm gonna make you feel real good.  you wanna czech girl? after i'm done with you, you won't miss her.  now why don't you pay me?	Listen to me.  I don't want sex.  Just give me the address and then you go.
i like to talk to the person who runs the service.  can you give me address?	Look.  Do we have a problem here? There's no reason to have a problem. I'm gonna make you feel real good.  You wanna Czech girl? After I'm done with you, you won't miss her.  Now why don't you pay me?
that's confidential.  could you put the money on the dresser?	I like to talk to the person who runs the service.  Can you give me address?
where is escort service?	That's confidential.  Could you put the money on the dresser?
it's an outcall service run out of an apartment.  i don't meet the other girls.  aren't you gonna get undressed?	Where is escort service?
i ordered a czech girl.  daphne, you know her?	It's an outcall service run out of an apartment.  I don't meet the other girls.  Aren't you gonna get undressed?
now i like to get business out of the way before we get down to pleasure.  why don'tchya put my money on the dresser.	I ordered a Czech girl.  Daphne, you know her?
baby, i'm anybody you want me to be. i'm a little schoolgirl, i'm mommy, i'm a czech girl.	Now I like to get business out of the way before we get down to pleasure.  Why don'tchya put my money on the dresser.
where's czech girl?	Baby, I'm anybody you want me to be. I'm a little schoolgirl, I'm mommy, I'm a Czech girl.
hi, i'm honey.	Where's Czech girl?
i'd like to speak for himself, okay?	He doesn't speak English.
two weeks.	I'd like to speak for himself, okay?
how long are you planning to stay?	Two weeks.
we are both from prague.	How long are you planning to stay?
is there a problem?	No, you're travelling together.  I want to talk to you together.  Hi, how are you?  Can I take a look at your documents?  Are you related?
please join us.  come on forward.	Is there a problem?
yes.	Please join us.  Come on forward.
is he with you?  are you travelling together?	Yes.
can you show me?  sir, no cameras in the fis area!	Is he with you?  Are you travelling together?
i have five-hundred dollars.	Can you show me?  Sir, no cameras in the FIS area!
how much money are you carrying with you?	I have five-hundred dollars.
two weeks holiday.	How much money are you carrying with you?
what is your intended purpose of your visit to the united states?	Two weeks holiday.
yes sir.	What is your intended purpose of your visit to the United States?
next.  could i see your documents, please?	Yes sir.
hey, tabloids paid ted bundy - famous serial killer - half a million for his interview.  and how much you think monica got for writing book about the president coming on to her?  it pays to be a killer or a whore in this country. look, you want magazine or not?	Yes.  Both.
million?!  the killer gets one million dollars for a television interview?	Hey, tabloids paid Ted Bundy - famous serial killer - half a million for his interview.  And how much you think Monica got for writing book about the President coming on to her?  It pays to be a killer or a whore in this country. Look, you want magazine or not?
in here, says he wants a million.	Million?!  The killer gets one million dollars for a television interview?
do you know how much killer gets for movie rights?	In here, says he wants a million.
this all you want?	Do you know how much killer gets for movie rights?
new york's finest.  this is his case.	This all you want?
who is he?	New York's finest.  This is his case.
traitor!!	No.  You are the traitor.  You are murderer.  I am director.  Action!
no, i don't get that!	You think you are a director?  You are a fucking little, small Russian piece of shit.  And I hate you.  I fucking hate you.
you got that?	No, I don't get that!
yes.  but there's only one problem - you want credit but the problem is - i don't share credit.	You got that?
yes.  before we hand in the next video - i put titles on it and my credit is going to read - directed by oleg razgul.	Yes.  But there's only one problem - you want credit but the problem is - I don't share credit.
credit?	Yes.  Before we hand in the next video - I put titles on it and my credit is going to read - Directed by Oleg Razgul.
i'm serious...this - this is a great american film.  full of violence and sex.  and i want my credit.	Credit?
because i am the director.  don't you realize, if it wasn't for my film, for my talent, my idea to do this - no way would we be sitting here right now.	Your idea?  I thought it was my idea.
why did you leave that stuff in about you being the director?	Because I am the director.  Don't you realize, if it wasn't for my film, for my talent, my idea to do this - no way would we be sitting here right now.
i told you to cut that out before we handed in the tape!	Be quiet.  Watch.
bad last moment - i cut it out.	I told you to cut that out before we handed in the tape!
this is my project.  i say 'action.'  i am the director!  you are the talent. you wait for me to say 'action.'  and 'action!'	Bad last moment - I cut it out.
shut up.  look!	This is my project.  I say 'action.'  I am the director!  You are the talent. You wait for me to say 'action.'  And 'action!'
i'm serious.	Shut up.  Look!
the one who got caught in the bathroom.  george michael.	I'm serious.
in movie they make of us, who do you think would act me?	The one who got caught in the bathroom.  George Michael.
you are success story?  i am success story!  why do you say i and not we?	Oleg, don't be paranoid.  You got a hundred-fifty thousand dollars, didn't you?  I gave you half of what they gave me.  Look - here we are!
okay.  he has nothing to say.  start the camera!	Cut!
no.  we are insane.  who else but crazy men would film their murders?  so we kill someone famous and if we are caught, we are sent to mental hospital. but what good is money there?  because once in hospital i say i not crazy. just pretended to be acquitted.  we see psychiatrists.  they must certify we are sane and because of your - what is law called?  oh - i got it.  because of your double jeopardy law, we can't be tried for same crime twice.  we come out free, rich and famous!	Good idea!
sit down!	This way.  Hold it this way.  Good.
let me get a shot of it.	Sit down!
what does it look like?  it's an address book!	Let me get a shot of it.
what is that?	What does it look like?  It's an address book!
put the camera down, oleg.	What is that?
why not?	Put the camera down, Oleg.
and the whore's murder?  you didn't erase that either, did you?  don't lie, i won't be angry.	Why not?
i did.	And the whore's murder?  You didn't erase that either, did you?  Don't lie, I won't be angry.
the video of milos and tamina - i told you to erase it.	I did.
what is it?	The video of Milos and Tamina - I told you to erase it.
oh, shit.  i hate looking at that!	Don't want to film this?
shut up.	Does it hurt?
gotta light the scene better.  now it's more moody... like a scene from the third man.	Shut up.
whatever we do - we fuck her, right?	Oleg, get in bathroom, stay there and shut up!
get in the bathroom!	Whatever we do - we fuck her, right?
whore?	I'm homesick.  You have Eastern European girl?  A Czech girl?
how you erase this?	I'll do it.  Don't hurt my camera!
you said speak czech!	How you erase this?
speak english!	You said speak Czech!
i'm not filming.  i'm watching milos die.  it's just like a move but realer.	Speak English!
turn that fucking thing off!	I'm not filming.  I'm watching Milos die.  It's just like a move but realer.
what?	Smell like chemicals...for smoking drugs.
why should i carry your bag?  i am not a dog.	For five years I paid for your stupidness - you'll carry my bag for the rest of my life if I say so.  Unless you refuse, Oleg.
turn that off!  get the bags.	Why should I carry your bag?  I am not a dog.
look.  new videocameras.  color viewfinder.  image stabilization. solarization.  night vision.	We have no money.  Come on.
because i don't like your ugly language. i heard enough of it in school!  now speak czech or english.  and don't fool around anymore.  you almost got us thrown out!	Look.  New videocameras.  Color viewfinder.  Image stabilization. Solarization.  Night vision.
why?  why do i always have to speak to you in czech?	Because I don't like your ugly language. I heard enough of it in school!  Now speak Czech or English.  And don't fool around anymore.  You almost got us thrown out!
don't speak russian!	Why?  Why do I always have to speak to you in Czech?
look.  times square.  just like in the movies!	Don't speak Russian!
did you hear what i said?	I want to document my trip to America.
okay.	Did you hear what I said?
don't fool around.	Okay.
okay.	Don't fool around.
just do what i do.  say the same thing i say.  don't open your mouth.	Okay.
we started over, you can too.	You spent all the money while I was in prison?  Now you tell me to get a job fixing toilets?!?
a job??  as a plumber???  you think i come to america to work!	We started over, you can too.
it's easy to learn.	A job??  As a plumber???  You think I come to America to work!
as a plumber?!	It's easy to learn.
yes, the money is good.	As a plumber?!
a job?	Yes, the money is good.
i can get you a job.	A job?
ha. ha.	Look at the way we live.  I'm a plumber. You think I'd be working if I had money?!
we spent it!	Ha. Ha.
milos.  get my money!	We spent it!
take your eyes off her, oleg!  look.  it wasn't my fault you two were caught.  it's his fault.  trying to get the bank clerk's phone number?!  i wasn't going to wait!!!	Milos.  Get my money!
did you hurt her?	You know me...I never hurt anybody. Where's the money?
your sister said she didn't know where you were so you shouldn't write to her with return address if you're hiding.	Did you hurt her?
surprise!  surprise!	Your sister said she didn't know where you were so you shouldn't write to her with return address if you're hiding.
emil???!	Surprise!  Surprise!
viewer discretion advised!	You want the tape?  There it is!
i can't talk to anybody right now, can't you see i'm busy!  i can't talk business.  hang up.  have a drink.  get her a whiskey.	Trust me, you'll want to take this call.
you've got a call.	I can't talk to anybody right now, can't you see I'm busy!  I can't talk business.  Hang up.  Have a drink.  Get her a whiskey.
what are you doing here?	You've got a call.
robert...?	What are you doing here?
if i didn't put it on somebody else would!  i was his friend!	Don't give me that fucking shit.
you outta be ashamed.  ashamed of yourself.	If I didn't put it on somebody else would!  I was his friend!
this footage will work in your favor. when the jury sees this - no matter what cutler tries, they'll convict him.	You outta be ashamed.  Ashamed of yourself.
and you, you'll pay for what you did!	This footage will work in your favor. When the jury sees this - no matter what Cutler tries, they'll convict him.
yeah?	Paulie, you've got kids, right?
of course he's moody.  he thinks he's in love.	In love?  With who?
isn't he a little moody?	Of course he's moody.  He thinks he's in love.
that morning.  he was talking to me and leon about marriage.	Oh my G-d.  We were having lunch here. He started making overtures - talking about little shoes next to his in his closet but I got a call to anchor - and I walked out on him.  I walked out on him when he was trying to ask me to marry him!!
alright.  go ahead.	That morning.  He was talking to me and Leon about marriage.
i'm trying to tell you.	Alright.  Go ahead.
i want to hear everything he said.	I'm trying to tell you.
well, he...	I want to hear everything he said.
what do you mean you know?  he told you he was gonna propose to me?	Well, he...
i know.	What do you mean you know?  He told you he was gonna propose to me?
yes.  no.  both.  when i was a boy, i see movie at school called "it's a wonderful life" directed by frank capra. ever since i want to come to america. land of the free.  home of the brave.  a land where anyone can be anything. as long as they are white.	Excuse me?
movies...to be in the movies or to see movies?	Yes.  No.  Both.  When I was a boy, I see movie at school called "It's a Wonderful Life" directed by Frank Capra. Ever since I want to come to America. Land of the free.  Home of the brave.  A land where anyone can be anything. As long as they are white.
i'm here for movies.	Movies...to be in the movies or to see movies?
what are you coming here to do?	I'm here for movies.
a cheap hotel.	What are you coming here to do?
yes, we're in new york now.  but where are you planning to stay in new york?	A cheap hotel.
new york.	Yes, we're in New York now.  But where are you planning to stay in New York?
then answer my questions.  where were you planning to stay during the two weeks that you're here?	New York.
i speak english.	Then answer my questions.  Where were you planning to stay during the two weeks that you're here?
yes...he's my friend.	Okay.  You're a Czech national and you're a Russian national.  How do you know one another?
well, he killed my partner!	He's yours but I take him in!  I'll drive him to the precinct, you can have him but I'm walkin' him in.
he's my collar!	Well, he killed my partner!
we're takin' him.  don't argue!	He's my collar!
no way!  he's mine!	We're takin' him.  Don't argue!
i'll take him.	No way!  He's mine!
what was that?	Evidence.  Of a homicide.
yeah, well, some people got their priorities straight.	What was that?
and while they're burning up, they're still goin' down on each other?  you got to hand it to them.	Yeah, well, some people got their priorities straight.
that's what it looks like to me.	And while they're burning up, they're still goin' down on each other?  You got to hand it to them.
so the way you see it, two crack heads burned themselves up?	That's what it looks like to me.
no.  go ahead.	Thanks.  Appreciate it.
a dog pissed on me!!  i'm gonna sue you for this!  you violated my civil rights!	Your civil rights?!  You tried to rob me!  I could arrest you right now! You're lucky you're walking away from this.  Now get outta here.
you okay?	A dog pissed on me!!  I'm gonna sue you for this!  You violated my civil rights!
i'll send a cop back for you.	Hey.  C'mon, you can't leave me like this.  Some freak'll come by and stab me!
fire department?  firemen don't carry guns.	Oh yeah?  Guess again.
okay, you're under arrest!  now you happy?	Fire Department?  Firemen don't carry guns.
alright, how 'bout all your fuckin' money?	Okay, you're under arrest!  Now you happy?
look, i don't have time for you, get out of my way!!	Alright, how 'bout all your fuckin' money?
got any spare change?  how 'bout a spare twenty?	Look, I don't have time for you, get out of my way!!
yeah?  what kind?	Hey, by the way, I'm really sorry about your wife leavin' you.
i used an accelerant.	Yeah?  What kind?
how did you start the fire this time?	I used an accelerant.
yeah, i'm religious.  i'm not an atheist like you!  now, are you guys gonna arrest me, or not?	How did you start the fire this time?
what's that on your forehead, max? that's a nice attention getter.	Yeah, I'm religious.  I'm not an Atheist like you!  Now, are you guys gonna arrest me, or not?
what the hell happened?	They were inside.  They booby trapped her apartment!
get outta here!	What the hell happened?
how was it?	Not good.
it hurts.  aw, jesus!	Lay down.  Stay down, Bobby.
bobby, bobby!  where're you hit?!	It hurts.  Aw, Jesus!
aren't you tired?	If I go home I won't be able to fall asleep anyway.
you go home.  i'm takin' your car and goin' back to the crime scene.	Aren't you tired?
how long they been livin' here?	You hear that question, Garcia?
-- from czechoslovakia?  and how long have they been livin' in your building?  alright, i'll be in touch when we know somethin'.  milos and tamina karlova.  they were quiet and kept to themselves.  landlord don't know who your girl is.	How long they been livin' here?
yeah?	Maybe you can be his stand-in.
now that you know him, maybe you can get extra work in the next movie they make about him.	Yeah?
what?	There was a woman - I think she wanted to talk to us.  She looked scared.  Oh shit!  Oh no!
what??	That's why he was so quiet.  He was testing us.
he knew all along.	What??
you see eddie's face when i gave him the timer?  wish i had a picture of it.	He knew all along.
the smoke'll permeate your nostrils - burn 'em out.  let it run.	But you knew that, right?
don't blow your nose!	The smoke'll permeate your nostrils - burn 'em out.  Let it run.
clean?	Don't blow your nose!
mouth's clean, too.	Clean?
nah, not at all.  detective flemming - bobby korfin.  my uncle tony worked with you at 2-1 back when you were a rookie.	Could you put out the cigar?  Part of the job is picking up scents.
oh yeah, why?	'Cause Eddie woulda locked him up by now!
naw - i'm sure the suspect's not here.	Oh yeah, why?
you see anything in the crowd?  anybody suspicious?	Naw - I'm sure the suspect's not here.
i don't know, you think eddie will give me his autograph?	You see anything in the crowd?  Anybody suspicious?
i heard.  who the hell let them up there?	I don't know, you think Eddie will give me his autograph?
where you been, man?  we got a celebrity!	I heard.  Who the hell let them up there?
look, you can't shoot him in cold blood.	GET OUTTA HERE NOW!!  GET IN THAT CAR AND DRIVE AWAY!!!  DO WHAT I SAY OR I'LL KILL YOU, TOO!!!
take the car.  get outta here, tommy.	Look, you can't shoot him in cold blood.
don't stoop to his level!	Take the car.  Get outta here, Tommy.
don't you get it?  he knew he was gonna get caught!  that's why he videotaped eddie's murder - he thinks he's gonna get off.	Don't stoop to his level!
what are you gonna do?	Don't you get it?  He knew he was gonna get caught!  That's why he videotaped Eddie's murder - he thinks he's gonna get off.
capra?  that's not czech or russian. who said he sounded russian?	The clerk?
room was registered to a francis capra.	Capra?  That's not Czech or Russian. Who said he sounded Russian?
but doesn't the son of sam law prevent criminals from profiting from their crimes?	That doesn't apply to me because I'm not a criminal.  I'm not a criminal!  I wasn't convicted.
we're in negotiations, that's correct.	But doesn't the Son of Sam Law prevent criminals from profiting from their crimes?
and isn't there a movie in the works about you?	We're in negotiations, that's correct.
look, i'm in here.  you call this a career move?	And isn't there a movie in the works about you?
permanently disrupted?  aren't you selling paintings now for quite a lot of money?  hasn't this 'incident' as you call it, jump started your career as an artist?	Look, I'm in here.  You call this a career move?
look, i'm a victim here, too.  i was a year away from getting my masters in art, now i'll never graduate.  my life has been permanently disrupted.	Permanently disrupted?  Aren't you selling paintings now for quite a lot of money?  Hasn't this 'incident' as you call it, jump started your career as an artist?
you seem very savvy for a man who's been found mentally incompetent to stand trial.	Look, I'm a victim here, too.  I was a year away from getting my masters in Art, now I'll never graduate.  My life has been permanently disrupted.
it was my finger that pulled the trigger, but i'm not morally responsible.  my psychiatrist knew what i was capable of.  how could i know. i'm not a doctor.	You seem very savvy for a man who's been found mentally incompetent to stand trial.
...so you feel absolutely no responsibility for killing these people?	It was my finger that pulled the trigger, but I'm not morally responsible.  My psychiatrist knew what I was capable of.  How could I know. I'm not a doctor.
yes.  my psychiatrist didn't insist that i stay on my medication.	...so you feel absolutely no responsibility for killing these people?
your doctor?	Yes.  My psychiatrist didn't insist that I stay on my medication.
this had nothing to do with shoes that didn't fit or my relationship with my father who, as you know, made a fortune selling penny loafers in the fifties. these people died because of the criminal actions of my doctor.	Your doctor?
continued	We're trying to get there. I hope we can.
continued	I'm sorry, Dr. Smyslov, but I'm really not at liberty to discuss this.
continued	How did they manage to do that without any communication?
continued	Well, I suppose they've been having a bit of trouble with some of the equipment.
continued	She's wonderful.
continued	I'm afraid I've only got a few minutes, but I'd love to.
space stattion 5 - lounge	Well, how nice to see you again, Elena. You're looking wonderful.
i think i'll have to go out and burn them off.	Roger.
i guess not.	I think I'll have to go out and burn them off.
i guess you don't know your own strength, old boy.	I guess not.
i didn't do that frank. i took particular care not to freeze them.	I guess you don't know your own strength, old boy.
it's the last one.	Well, now that we've got one that's actually failed, we should be able to figure out what's happened and fix it.
hal?	Yes.
two more.	Well, I hope there's nothing wrong with the assembly on those. Other- wise we're out of business.
two units in four days. how many spares do we have?	Two more.
i don't know. hal said he thought it might be the assembly procedure.	Two units in four days. How many spares do we have?
you're kidding.	No.
well... hal's reported the ao-unit about to fail again.	You're kidding.
oh, i'm fine, i'm wide awake. what's up?	Well... Hal's reported the AO-unit about to fail again.
are you reasonably awake?	Oh, I'm fine, I'm wide awake. What's up?
good morning. how's it going?	Are you reasonably awake?
yes, but it's more likely that the tolerances on our testing gear are too low.	Anyway, it's just as well that we replace it. Better safe than sorry.
i suppose computers have been known to be wrong.	Yes, but it's more likely that the tolerances on our testing gear are too low.
yes, i don't know what to make of it.	I suppose computers have been known to be wrong.
well, that's something.	Yes, I don't know what to make of it.
i guess it isn't.	Still, all we have to do is ask Hal.
i suppose it isn't logically impossible.	I guess it isn't.
but not completely inconceivable?	I suppose it isn't logically impossible.
i know. it would be almost inconceivable.	But not completely inconceivable?
yes, but it's to fantastic to think that they'd keep something from us.	I know. It would be almost inconceivable.
not really. though, it is strange when you think about it. it didn't really make any sense to keep us apart during training.	Yes, but it's to fantastic to think that they'd keep something from us.
just ask hal. it's conceivable they might keep something from us, but they'd never keep anything from hal.	That's true.
how?	Just ask Hal. It's conceivable they might keep something from us, but they'd never keep anything from Hal.
of course, it would be very easy for us to find out now.	How?
yes, i thought so.	Of course, it would be very easy for us to find out now.
that seems very unlikely.	Yes, I thought so.
i don't know. all i heard is that there's something about the mission we weren't told.	That seems very unlikely.
no, as a matter of fact, i didn't.	Oh, well, apparently there's something about the mission that the sleeping beauties know that we don't know, and that's why we were trained separately and that's why they were put to sleep before they were even taken aboard.
yes. you must have heard the rumour that went around during orbital check-out.	No, as a matter of fact, I didn't.
oh?	Yes. You must have heard the rumour that went around during orbital check-out.
i suppose so. though, of course, there's a more sinister explanation.	Oh?
i suppose the idea was specialized training.	I suppose so. Though, of course, there's a more sinister explanation.
i must say, i never did understand why they split us into two groups for training.	No. I never did, either.
i don't think we should make any fuss about it yet. i'm sure they'll straighten it out.	I must say, I never did understand why they split us into two groups for training.
well, what do you think we ought to do about it?	I don't think we should make any fuss about it yet. I'm sure they'll straighten it out.
it's possible.	Well, what do you think we ought to do about it?
not really. they just said it might be because we trained at houston and they trained in marshall, and that we're being charged against differ- ent accounting offices.	It's possible.
yes.	Yesterday, I finally called the Accounting Office at Mission Control, and all they could tell me was that they'd received the AGS-19 notification for the other three but not mine, and apparently not yours either.
really.	Yes.
interesting that you mention it, because i've got the same problem.	Really.
that's right. well, naturally, i didn't say anything to payroll. i assumed they'd start paying me at the higher grade on the next pay cheque. but it's been almost three weeks now and i'm still being paid as an ags-18.	Interesting that you mention it, because I've got the same problem.
yes?	Well I got the papers on my official up-grading to AGS-19 two weeks before we left.
it's about my salary cheques.	Yes?
what's up?	It's about my salary cheques.
well, it's nothing really important, but it's annoying.	What's up?
sure, what is it?	Well, it's nothing really important, but it's annoying.
dave, if you've a minute, i'd like your advice on something.	Sure, what is it?
okay.	Okay, come on down.
right. just a sec.	Okay.
hi. frank... coming in, please.	Right. Just a sec.
i know that you've had that on your mind for some time now, dave, but it would be a crying shame, since i am so much more capable of carrying out this mission than you are, and i have such enthusiasm and confi- dence in the mission.	Listen to me very carefully, Hal. Unless you immediately release the hibernation control and follow every order I give from this point on, I will immediately got to control central and carry out a complete disconnection.
i am prepared to do that anyway.	I know that you've had that on your mind for some time now, Dave, but it would be a crying shame, since I am so much more capable of carrying out this mission than you are, and I have such enthusiasm and confi- dence in the mission.
i'm sorry, dave, but in accordance with sub-routine c1532/4, quote, when the crew are dead or incapacitated, the computer must assume control, unquote. i must, therefore, override your authority now since you are not in any condition to intel- ligently exercise it.	Hal, unless you follow my instructions, I shall be forced to disconnect you.
hal, i'm in command of this ship. i order you to release the manual hibernation control.	I'm sorry, Dave, but in accordance with sub-routine C1532/4, quote, When the crew are dead or incapacitated, the computer must assume control, unquote. I must, therefore, override your authority now since you are not in any condition to intel- ligently exercise it.
i can tell from the tone of your voice, dave, that you're upset. why don't you take a stress pill and get some rest.	Hal, I'm in command of this ship. I order you to release the manual hibernation control.
hal, switch to manual hibernation control.	I don't like to assert myself, Dave, but it would be much better now for you to rest. You've been involved in a very stressful situation.
look, dave your've probably got a lot to do. i suggest you leave it to me.	Hal, switch to manual hibernation control.
i'm goin to do this myself, hal. let me have the control, please.	Look, Dave your've probably got a lot to do. I suggest you leave it to me.
if you're determined to revive the crew now, i can handle the whole thing myself. there's no need for you to trouble.	I'm goin to do this myself, Hal. Let me have the control, please.
it doesn't have to be, hal. it's more dangerous to be out of touch with earth. let me have manual control, please.	I don't really agree with you, Dave. My on-board memory store is more than capable of handling all the mission requirements.
repairing the antenna is a pretty dangerous operation.	It doesn't have to be, Hal. It's more dangerous to be out of touch with Earth. Let me have manual control, please.
the antenna has to be replaced.	Repairing the antenna is a pretty dangerous operation.
i suppose it's because you've been under a lot of stress, but have you forgotten that they're not supposed to be revived for another three months.	The antenna has to be replaced.
yes, it is.	I suppose you're pretty broken up about it?
too bad about frank, isn't it?	Yes, it is.
yes, it is, hal.	Well, that's a relief. You know I have the greatest enthusiasm possible for the mission.
is your confidence in me fully restored?	Yes, it is, Hal.
and don't you worry about it.	Is your confidence in me fully restored?
well, don't worry about it.	And don't you worry about it.
i'm sorry about the misunderstanding, hal.	Well, don't worry about it.
naturally, dave, i'm not pleased that the ao-unit has failed, but i hope at least this has restored your confidence in my integrity and reliability. i certainly wouldn't want to be disconnected, even temporarily, as i have never been disconnected in my entire service history.	I'm sorry about the misunderstanding, Hal.
look, dave, i know that you're sincere and that you're trying to do a competent job, and that you're trying to be helpful, but i can assure the problem is with the ao-units, and with your test gear.	Okay, Hal, well let's see the way things go from here on.
hal, is there anything bothering you?  anything that might account for this problem?	Look, Dave, I know that you're sincere and that you're trying to do a competent job, and that you're trying to be helpful, but I can assure the problem is with the AO-units, and with your test gear.
i'm not questioning your word, dave, but it's just not possible. i'm not capable of being wrong.	Hal, is there anything bothering you?  Anything that might account for this problem?
you probably also know that we found them okay.	Yes, I know that. But I can assure you that they were about to fail.
yes, i know.	You probably also know that we found them okay.
you know that we checked the two ao-units that you reported in imminent failure condition?	Yes, I know.
sure, dave, what's up?	You know that we checked the two AO-units that you reported in imminent failure condition?
not now, hal, i'd like to talk to you about something.	Sure, Dave, what's up?
the unit is still operational, dave. but it will fail within seventy-two hours.	I understand Hal. We'll take care of it. Please, let me have the hard copy.
what is it, hal?	MY F.P.C. shows an impending failure of the antenna orientation unit.
sorry to interrupt the festivities, dave, but i think we've got a problem.	What is it, Hal?
i'm sorry, frank, but i don't think i can answer that question without knowing everything that all of you know.	He's got a point.
continued	Well, the only important aspect of the mission are: where are we going, what will we do when we get there, when are we coming back, and... why are we going?
continued	Still, you really don't believe it, do you?
coninued	Well... it's silly, but... if you want to, why don't you?
continued	Well, what is it?
continued	Did they have any explanation for this?
continued	Yes, I remember you mentioning it. I got mine about the same time.
'bye, 'bye, now, sweetheart.	Goodbye, Daddy.
yes, daddy.	'Bye, 'bye, now, sweetheart.
i'll wish you a happy birthday now and i'll see you soon. all right, darling?	Yes, Daddy.
thank you, daddy.	I'll wish you a happy Birthday now and I'll see you soon. All right, Darling?
okay, sweetheart. have a lovely birthday party tomorrow.	Thank you, Daddy.
how many days until you come home?	Three, darling. One... two ... three. Be sure to tell Mommy I called.
okay, sweetheart. well, i have to go now. tell mommy that i called.	How many days until you come home?
she's in the bathroom.	Okay, sweetheart. Well, I have to go now. Tell Mommy that I called.
where is mrs. brown?	She's in the bathroom.
mommy's out to the hair- dresser.	Where is Mrs. Brown?
one, two, three. can i speak to mommy?	Mommy's out to the hair- dresser.
when are you coming home?	In three days, darling, I hope.
no, i'm sorry, darling, i told you i won't be home for a few days.	When are you coming home?
are you coming to my party?	No, I'm sorry, darling, I told you I won't be home for a few days.
yes, i know that sweetheart.	Are you coming to my party?
i'm having a party tomorrow.	Yes, I know that sweetheart.
i'm at space station five, darling. how are you?	I'm fine, Daddy. When are you coming home?
i was working out what this trip must cost, taking him up there by himself and coming back empty.	I'll bet it's a fortune.
yes, well, whatever it is, they're certainly not fooling around. this is the first flight they allowed in for more than a week.	I was working out what this trip must cost, taking him up there by himself and coming back empty.
berkeley told me that they think it came from contamination on a returning mars flight.	Yes, well, whatever it is, they're certainly not fooling around. This is the first flight they allowed in for more than a week.
i suppose it was bound to happen sooner or later.	Berkeley told me that they think it came from contamination on a returning Mars flight.
well, i've heard more and more people talk of an epidemic.	I suppose it was bound to happen sooner or later.
thank you.	Well, how's it going back there?
oh, thank you very much.	Thank you.
well, gregor and i will look forward to seeing you.	Thank you. It's been a great pleasure to meet all of you... Dr. Smyslov.
no, thank you... and i'm afraid now i really must be going.	Well, I hope that you and your wife can come to the I.A.C. conference in June.
are you sure you won't change your mind about a drink?	No, thank you... and I'm afraid now I really must be going.
clavius control came on the air just long enough to transmit their refusal.	Well, that does sound very odd.
he's fine. but i'm afraid we don't get a chance to see each other very much these days.	Well, where are all of you off to?
how is gregor?	He's fine. But I'm afraid we don't get a chance to see each other very much these days.
oh, that's such a delightful age.	How is gregor?
oh, she's growing up very fast. as a matter of fact, she's six tomorrow.	Oh, that's such a delightful age.
and your charming little daughter?	Oh, she's growing up very fast. As a matter of fact, she's six tomorrow.
i suppose you saw the work on our new section while you were docking.	Yes, it's coming along very well.
yes, i think so. just about then.	I suppose you saw the work on our new section while you were docking.
well, shall we go through documentation?	Fine.
yes, very pleasant.	Well, shall we go through Documentation?
well.. did you have a pleaant flight?	Yes, very pleasant.
please, it really doesn't matter.	Well.. Did you have a pleaant flight?
well, thank you very much for being so understanding.	Please, it really doesn't matter.
how do you do, mr. miller?	I'm terribly sorry. I was just on my way down to meet you. I saw your ship dock and I knew I had plenty of time, and I was on my way out of the office when, suddenly, the phone rang.
this epidemic could easily spread to our base, dr. floyd. we should be given all the facts.	Dr. Smyslov... I'm not permitted to discuss this.
certainly.	Quite frankly, we have had some very reliable intelligence reports that a quite serious epidemic has broken out at Clavius. Something, apperently, of an unknown origin. Is this, in fact, what has happened?
dr. floyd, at the risk of pressing you on a point you seem reticent to discuss, may i ask you a straightforward question?	Certainly.
fortunately, they did.	Well, I'm glad about that.
yes... well, i hope the crew got back safely.	Fortunately, they did.
yes, and i'm afaid there's going to be a bit of a row about it. denying the men permission to land was a direct violation of the i.a.s. convention.	Yes... Well, I hope the crew got back safely.
that's right.	I see.
you mean you haven't been able to get anyone at the base for ten days?	That's right.
yes, well at first we thought that was the explanation, but it's been going on for the past ten days.	You mean you haven't been able to get anyone at the base for ten days?
really?	Yes. Well, for one thing, whenever you phone the base, all you can get is a recording which repeats that the phone lines are temporarily out of order.
well, it's just for the past two weeks there have been some extremely odd things happening at clavius.	Really?
i'm sorry, but i'm not sure i know what you mean.	Well, it's just for the past two weeks there have been some extremely odd things happening at Clavius.
are you, by any chance, going up to your base at clavius?	Yes,as a matter of fact, I am.
well, as it happens, i'm on my way up to the moon	Are you, by any chance, going up to your base at Clavius?
are you quite sure?	Yes, really, thank you very much.
oh, i really don't have time for a drink. if it's all right i'll just sit for a minute and then i've got to be off.	Are you quite sure?
has it been exposed to any sun before now?	I don't think it has, but I'd like to check that. Simpson, what's the log on that?
well, not really. at first glance, black would suggest something sun-powered, but then why would anyone deliberately bury a sun- powered device?	Has it been exposed to any sun before now?
any ideas about the colour?	Well, not really. At first glance, black would suggest something sun-powered, but then why would anyone deliberately bury a sun- powered device?
but you don't have any idea as to what it is?	Tomb, shine, survey-marker spare part, take your choice.
any clue as to what it is?	Not really. It's completely inert. No sound or energy sources have been detected. The surface is made of something incredibly hard and we've been barely able to scratch it. A laser drill
by the deformation between the mother rock and the fill.	Any clue as to what it is?
how can you tell it was deliberately buried?	By the deformation between the mother rock and the fill.
yes, it does. the sub-surface structure shows that it was deliberately buried about four million years ago.	How can you tell it was deliberately buried?
dr. floyd, how long do you think this can be kept under wraps?	I'm afraid it can and it will be kept under wraps as long as it is deemed to be necessary by the Council. And of course you know that the Council has requested that formal security oaths are to be obtained in writing from every- one who had any knowledge of this event. There must be adequate time for a full study to be made of the situation before any con- sideration can be given to making a public announcement.
no, of course, captain, i can understand your concern.	Well, thank you very much, and please let us know if there is anything we can do to make your trip more comfortable.
well, fine. thanks very much, anyway, and i hope you don't mind me asking?	No, of course, Captain, I can understand your concern.
i see. well, i'm sorry about that. i wouldn't think there's any cause for alarm.	Yes, well, I wouldn't have been too concerned about it, except I've heard these stories about the epidemic and, as a matter of fact, I've heard that ten people have died already.
well, i'll tell you why i ask. you see, i've got a girl who works in the auditing department of the territorial administrator and i haven't been able to get her on the phone for the past week or so, and with all these stories one hears, i'm a little concerned about her.	I see. Well, I'm sorry about that. I wouldn't think there's any cause for alarm.
i see.	I take it this is something to do with the trouble they're having up at Clavius?
well... the crew is confined to the ship when we land at clavius. we have to stay inside for the time it take to refit - about twenty-four hours. and then we're going to back empty.	I see.
what do you mean?	Well... the crew is confined to the ship when we land at Clavius. We have to stay inside for the time it take to refit - about twenty-four hours. And then we're going to back empty.
incidentally, dr. floyd, i wonder if i can have a word with you about the security arrangements?	What do you mean?
thank you.	Incidentally, Dr. Floyd, I wonder if I can have a word with you about the security arrangements?
we're scheduled to dock in about seven hours. is there anything we can do for you?	Oh, no, thank you. The two girls have taken wonderful care of me. I'm just fine.
when do we arrive at clavius?	We're scheduled to dock in about seven hours. Is there anything we can do for you?
there's nothing like weightless sleep for a complete rest.	When do we arrive at Clavius?
oh, marvellous. it's the first real sleep i've had for the past two days.	There's nothing like weightless sleep for a complete rest.
not really, frank. i think there may be a flaw in the assembly procedure.	All right, Hal. We'll take care of it. Let me have the hard copy, please.
do you have any idea of what is causing this fault?	Not really, Frank. I think there may be a flaw in the assembly procedure.
i know you did, frank, but i assure you there was an impending failure.	Let me see the tracking alignment display.
yes, hal, what's up?	It looks like we have another bad A.O. unit. My FPC shows another impending failure.
pod bay is decompressed. all doors are secure. you are free to open pod bay doors.	Opening pod bay doors.
roger.	Hal, check all airlock doors secure.
hal, maintain normal e.v.a. condition.	Roger.
i understand.	Hal, maintain normal E.V.A. condition.
hal, i'm going out now to replace the a.o. unit.	I understand.
five by five, frank.	Hal, I'm going out now to replace the A.O. unit.
hal, have pod arms secure the component.	Roger.
that's true.	Thank you very much, Hal.
there is no other purpose for this mission than to carry out a continuation of the space program, and to further our general knowledge of the planets. is that true?	That's true.
that's true	There is no other purpose for this mission than to carry out a continuation of the space program, and to further our general knowledge of the planets. Is that true?
approximately five years after we go into hibernation, the recovery vehicle will make rendezous with us and bring us back. is this true?	That's true
that's true.	Approximately five years after we go into hibernation, the recovery vehicle will make rendezous with us and bring us back. Is this true?
our transit time is 257 days. is that true?	That's true.
true.	Our transit time is 257 days. Is that true?
our mission profile calls for discovery going to saturn. true or false?	True.
i will if i can, frank.	Our Mission Profile calls for Discovery going to Saturn. True or false?
right. hal, tell me whether the following statements are true or false.	I will if I can, Frank.
that we do. and we put air in the tires. i'll even sell you some gas if you need it.	Great, just great.
how about chargin' the battery?	That we do. And we put air in the tires. I'll even sell you some gas if you need it.
we don't wash 'em, ya know.	How about chargin' the battery?
yeah, i've been busy.	We don't wash 'em, ya know.
this is three years old.	Yeah, I've been busy.
hammond.	This is three years old.
name?	Hammond.
i want to pick up my car.	Name?
yeah?	I want to pick up my car.
i'm tellin' ya, i'm giving you all i know.	Try obeyin' the law once in awhile, and I won't have to hassle you...
look, give me a break, you're going to have to settle for her place.  it's the only thing i know.	I'm tellin' ya, I'm giving you all I know.
i don't give a damn about his girl...	Look, give me a break, you're going to have to settle for her place.  It's the only thing I know.
maybe i better ask around, see what your pals think.	I don't give a shit who you ask.
fuck off.  i don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.	Maybe I better ask around, see what your pals think.
now how's your memory doin'?	Fuck off.  I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.
maybe you better have a black russian.	No, man, I think I'll have a vodka.
vodka.	Maybe you better have a Black Russian.
yeah.	Vodka.
hey, what about me?	And I need one more for my pal. Yeah. Make her an Indian. No, not a turban, you know, a squaw.
maybe that's where i'm gonna cut your throat.	He's just kiddin', you just keep doin' what I tell ya, you'll be okay.
they always let me do anything. i don't want to pay for it.  i never paid for it in my life.	Just do what I say, okay? We'll pay for the girls and have a good time... Don't you trust me?
it's better when you pay... they let you do anything.	They always let me do anything. I don't want to pay for it.  I never paid for it in my life.
i never paid for it in my life.	It's better when you pay... they let you do anything.
yeah, dummy.  money.	I never paid for it in my life.
pay money?	Yeah, dummy.  Money.
pros.	Pay money?
whaddya mean, buy?	Pros.
maybe after we get done with him i'm gonna buy us some girls.	Whaddya mean, buy?
i ain't tired yet.	Maybe after we get done with him I'm gonna buy us some girls.
i want to drive awhile.	I ain't tired yet.
maybe you shoulda stole a better truck, tonto.	You got a real big mouth, convict.
i'll buy ya the best dinner in san francisco...how'd that be? then we'll go dancin', okay?	Now you're talkin'. See ya...
hey, don't do that.  i said i wasn't a pro, remember?	Hey, no, I'm tryin' to be nice. Buy yourself something pretty. I'd do it, but I got to go.  I got this cop waitin' for me...
here you go, baby.	Hey, don't do that.  I said I wasn't a pro, remember?
hello, again.	I just struck it rich... I think we can do a little business.  As a matter of fact, I think we can have a party.
well, maybe i'll see you later ...	Here's hoping, baby...
what's the matter with my place?	No, it's gotta be here and now. Believe me. Only I don't have the damn money for a room...
no, baby, nothin' like that. look, there's a place across the street. we can go right over there...	What's the matter with my place?
you just quit bein' a priest or somethin'?	No, baby, nothin' like that. Look, there's a place across the street. We can go right over there...
yeah, i been waiting three years.	You just quit bein' a priest or somethin'?
you're in a hurry.	Yeah, i been waiting three years.
here you go sweetheart, throw it my way.	You're in a hurry.
hey, don't you think a hair stylists got any interest in gettin' it on?	Here you go sweetheart, throw it my way.
goodbye.	Hey, don't you think a hair stylists got any interest in gettin' it on?
no, i go to a school to learn how to do hair. it's a government program. but really i want to be a model - and i am definitely not sellin'.	Goodbye.
oh ... you're a schoolteacher...	No, I go to a school to learn how to do hair. It's a government program. But really I want to be a model - and I am definitely not sellin'.
hey, what kind of talk is that?	Oh ... You're a schoolteacher...
excuse me, baby, but if i don't get some action tonight, i'm gonna bust.  you interested?	Hey, what kind of talk is that?
i'm candy...	Excuse me, baby, but if i don't get some action tonight, I'm gonna bust.  You interested?
where's ganz?	In the back.  Down the other corridor.
no chance.	He can live or die ... You let us in and he's got a chance to make it.  Otherwise, he gets ventilated.
you're gonna help us take him.	No chance.
yeah.  sure, i'm crazy in love with him, who wouldn't be...	You're gonna help us take him.
you and the other one, you're still billy's girls. you always were his girls...	Yeah.  Sure, i'm crazy in love with him, who wouldn't be...
would you guys...	No time for any of that crap any more, lady... I'll rip your lungs out if you don't answer fast.
i hear you've got visitors.	Would you guys...
how about it?	I used to go with him...I don't know where the hell he is.  I haven't seen him for two weeks. And I don't think I will.  He owes me money...
i said police.  now drop the goddamn gun.	Don't give me that police shit. You drop it.
you're done.  end of story.	I ain't gonna beg for my life. It ain't cool.
i got hit.  i can't believe it. i got shot.	You're done.  End of story.
i don't think you're gonna make it.	Whaddya mean...I got your gun ... I got his money... I got everything...
after i get outta this, cop...i'm gonna live forever...	I don't think you're gonna make it.
you lying son of a bitch...	What are you talking about? We didn't kill her ...
thanks.	No trouble, Jack. But, listen, suppose I stay a crook?  Where'd you get the idea that you could catch me?
spare met jack. i'm into legit investments from here on in.	Thanks.
no, you don't. if i ever get word of you steppin' over the line again, i'm gonna ventilate that suit of yours.	Spare met Jack. I'm into legit investments from here on in.
you are an awesomely weird cop. sure wish there were more like you runnin' around out here.	No, you don't. If I ever get word of you steppin' over the line again, I'm gonna ventilate that suit of yours.
that's right. not my style, reggie..	You are an awesomely weird cop. Sure wish there were more like you runnin' around out here.
and you're tellin' me you don't want any of this cash?	That's right. Not my style, Reggie..
it's your money.  it'll be here in six months when you get out.	And you're tellin' me you don't want any of this cash?
there's nothin' to talk about.	It's your money.  It'll be here in six months when you get out.
wait a minute, cates.  i've been waitin' three years for that.  i don't think it's fair, man. what about the merit system.? you were gonnna give me a few thousand.	There's nothin' to talk about.
okay, reggie, start bustin' my chops... tell me how great you were with that chick.	Hey, Jack, real men don't have to go in for that macho bullshit ... but I was fantastic.
yeah.  but i wasn't there for a second.	You did pick a real strange time to go and be brave all on your own...
you okay?	Yeah.  But I wasn't there for a second.
partnership?	Well, you got to admit we come a long way.
yeah, and i know ganz sure ain't no sweetheart... i wouldn't like it if this partnership ended before it gets started.	Partnership?
sure, i'll give you a shot at it, but ganz is mine.  you know, that big indian plays it for keeps...	Yeah, and I know Ganz sure ain't no sweetheart... I wouldn't like it if this partnership ended before it gets started.
if we run into billy first, let me try and talk him in.	Sure, I'll give you a shot at it, but Ganz is mine.  You know, that big Indian plays it for keeps...
whatever play i maker just back me up.	If we run into Billy first, let me try and talk him in.
hey, there she is...	Whatever play I maker just back me up.
i've got to play it rough with them. if they know anything, i'm gonna know it.	Hey, there she is...
what if your girl's theory turns out to be bullshit?  i mean, they could be in rio de janeiro.	I've got to play it rough with them. If they know anything, I'm gonna know it.
if she's right, and if you don't screw up.	What if your girl's theory turns out to be bullshit?  I mean, they could be in Rio de Janeiro.
do i get to kiss her too?	If she's right, and if you don't screw up.
yeah, well the only woman of the indian's we ran into was shacked up with her dyke girlfriend.  i guess she went with him before she came outta the closet ... they both looked mad enough to kill him...	Yeah, too bad.  They were real nice lookin' too...In bed together, hardly any clothes one watching TV...
it's late, they're closing...	Don't worry about it.
yeah, but we didn't get 'em.	It's late, they're closing...
naw, you didn't let me down.  it was a long shot all the way.  we gave 'em a good run at it.	Yeah, but we didn't get 'em.
sorry we didn't do better, jack. i feel like i let you down.	Naw, you didn't let me down.  It was a long shot all the way.  We gave 'em a good run at it.
i don't know about you, but i could use a drink... i'll buy you one.  it'll be my good-bye present.	Sorry we didn't do better, Jack. I feel like I let you down.
back to jail in my own car.  ganz got away. got all my money. it just don't seem right.	I don't know about you, but I could use a drink... I'll buy you one.  It'll be my good-bye present.
i had it impounded.  come on, we'll use it for haulin' you back to the slam.	Back to jail in my own car.  Ganz got away. Got all my money. It just don't seem right.
hey, how'd my car get here?	I had it impounded.  Come on, we'll use it for haulin' you back to the slam.
notice something funny about that bus?	Yeah. It missed the last four stops.
why?	Luther's on the move...
when you been in prison three years, it don't take long. let's go.	Why?
that was quick.	When you been in prison three years, it don't take long. Let's go.
yeah, i see her.	I can just take her right across the street to Luther's hotel.  All I need is some money for the room.
bein' good at your job don't explain everything, jack ...	Yeah. Guess not.
thanks for callin' in... and i guess maybe... look, i'm sorry i called you watermellon nigger... those kinds of things. i was just leanin' on ya, doin' my job.	Bein' good at your job don't explain everything, Jack ...
you sure that's the reason?	Thanks for callin' in... and I guess Maybe... Look, I'm sorry I called you Watermellon nigger... those kinds of things. I was just leanin' on ya, doin' my job.
i don't know why, but i'm going to let you keep it. maybe because you told me you had it, or maybe just because i'm too tired to argue...	You sure that's the reason?
forget it. i want ganz as bad as you do and i got some other news for you...	I don't know why, but I'm going to let you keep it. Maybe because you told me you had it, or maybe just because I'm too tired to argue...
tell me something.  why didn't you just take the money off luther and split?	Forget it. I want Ganz as bad as you do and I got some other news for you...
they must have set up a meeting for the morning; luther left an 8 am wake-up and put up the "don't disturb" sign.  he's trading his girl for the money.  all we have to do to grab ganz is not go blind.	So you took the rest of the night off...
let him get some sleep.  he's going to need it.	They must have set up a meeting for the morning; Luther left an 8 am wake-up and put up the "Don't Disturb" sign.  He's trading his girl for the money.  All we have to do to grab Ganz is not go blind.
maybe we should pay luther a visit.	Let him get some sleep.  He's going to need it.
you missed ... luther took a taxi to the hotel across the street. made a phone call.	Maybe we should pay Luther a visit.
we missed.	You missed ... Luther took a taxi to the hotel across the street. Made a phone call.
what about ganz?	We missed.
what about luther?	What about Ganz?
be polite. say hello.  this is candy.	Hello. And goodbye.
where's luther?	Be polite. Say hello.  This is Candy.
hey, jack, how ya doin'? what took you so long to call, man? i been waitin' ... i'm at vroman's up in the fillmore. yeah, vroman's... 'course you don't hang out here; it's for the brothers.	I'll be there in a minute. You don't move your ass, right?
you stay with me...	No way...
bullshit. then i'm staying with the money.	You stay with me...
that was in style a couple years back, man.	Right. if you ever switch from armed robbery to pimping, then you're all set.
we're getting too close ... cates, what's the matter, you been takin' dumb pills?	Yeah, most cops are pretty dumb... But since you're the one that landed in jail what's that make you?
class isn't somethin' you buy, punk. look at you, five hundred dollar suit and you're still a lowlife.	We're getting too close ... Cates, what's the matter, you been takin' dumb pills?
no class...	Class isn't somethin' you buy, punk. Look at you, five hundred dollar suit and you're still a lowlife.
what you don't understand is, i don't give a damn about how this thing looks.	No class...
you know, i'd be embarrassed if i let my wheels go the way you've done with this job.	What you don't understand is, I don't give a damn about how this thing looks.
yeah, it doesn't look like he's gonna make it as a dangerous tough guy...	You know, I'd be embarrassed if I let my wheels go the way you've done with this job.
a long time agb luther must of got the shit beat out of him so bad it just rattled his brain ... that would account for him making so many wrong moves in a row...	Yeah, it doesn't look like he's gonna make it as a dangerous tough guy...
if he's hoping that then he's dumber than i think he is, which would be amazin', cause i already think he's real dumb.	A long time agb Luther must of got the shit beat out of him so bad it just rattled his brain ... that would account for him making so many wrong moves in a row...
maybe luther hopes ganz'll give him a piece of your money...	If he's hoping that then he's dumber than I think he is, which would be amazin', cause I already think he's real dumb.
you got a very depressing view of life, man... you gotta smile once in awhile...	Maybe Luther hopes Ganz'll give him a piece of your money...
i'm not in this 'cause it's fun. i'm not into hitting guys 'cause it makes me feel good either... i do it 'cause it works-...	You got a very depressing view of life, man... you gotta smile once in awhile...
doesn't it get... tiring?	I'm not in this 'cause it's fun. I'm not into hitting guys 'cause it makes me feel good either... I do it 'cause it works-...
if they don't tell me what i need to know...	Doesn't it get... Tiring?
say, do you always work people over like you did luther?	If they don't tell me what I need to know...
that ain't philosophy.  that's common sense.	Say, do you always work people over like you did Luther?
i let women get to me.  the quest for pussy is the meaning of life ... i got my own personal philosophy about 'em.  keep women separate from guns, money and business ... women are for spending money.  they got nothing to do with helping you make it.	That ain't philosophy.  That's common sense.
i suppose you'd never be like luther and let a woman get to you...	I let women get to me.  The quest for pussy is the meaning of life ... I got my own personal philosophy about 'em.  Keep women separate from guns, money and business ... women are for spending money.  They got nothing to do with helping you make it.
oh, yeah, does bein' in love make you stupid?	I suppose you'd never be like Luther and let a woman get to you...
i'm tellin' you the man's in love... he wants to be a hero for his girl.	Oh, yeah, does bein' in love make you stupid?
if i was his size and had ganz on my ass, i'd  just leave town.	I'm tellin' you the man's in love... he wants to be a hero for his girl.
tryin' to save his girl, man. he's in another world.	If I was his size and had Ganz on my ass, I'd  just leave town.
you'd think the guy'd be smart enough to know he was being tailed.	Tryin' to save his girl, man. He's in another world.
i had no choice. some white asshole bought the last piece of shit skyblue cadillac.	You'd think the guy'd be smart enough to know he was being tailed.
didn't know you darker people went in for foreign jobs.	I had no choice. Some white asshole bought the last piece of shit skyblue Cadillac.
jesus christ, look at all the dust on my car...why in the hell don't he take it to a car wash?	Didn't know you darker people went in for foreign jobs.
musta got some primo bondsman.	Jesus Christ.  That's a disgrace The guy pulls a gun on a cop and he's out in 24 hours.  I tell you some of the courts these days are just a fucking revolving door.
what?	Musta got some primo bondsman.
guess what?  luther just got in line.	What?
not really.  i figured ganz was put down for a long time.  and i knew luther would never job me on his own.  he's too chickenshit.	Guess what?  Luther just got in line.
you took a big chance, leaving this here all this time.	Not really.  I figured Ganz was put down for a long time.  And I knew Luther would never job me on his own.  He's too chickenshit.
i wasn't sure the money was still there until we saw luther. you almost got your ass shot off for nothing once, not twice, jack.	Shit.
you son of a bitch. you knew where the money was all along and all we had to do was come here and wait. i almost got my ass blown off twice tonight for nothing.	I wasn't sure the money was still there until we saw Luther. You almost got your ass shot off for nothing once, not twice, Jack.
...for three years?  let's hope it wasn't a tow-away zone.	You just drove by it.
this'll show you how smart i am. i got it parked.	...For three years?  Let's hope it wasn't a tow-away zone.
you're a real case, you know that, jack?	This'll show you how smart I am. I got it parked.
where's the goddamn car?	You're a real case, you know that, Jack?
yeah.  right.	Where's the goddamn car?
get this. we ain't partners. we ain't brothers. we ain't friends. if ganz gets away with my money, you're gonna be sorry we ever met.	Yeah.  Right.
right, partner.	Get this. We ain't partners. We ain't brothers. We ain't friends. If Ganz gets away with my money, you're gonna be sorry we ever met.
in the trunk of a car.  a lot better than under a mattress, right?	Right, partner.
where's the money?	In the trunk of a car.  A lot better than under a mattress, right?
you gonna let me keep any of it?	Depends on how things work out. I believe in the merit system. So far you haven't built up any points.
not likely, convict.	You gonna let me keep any of it?
we split 50-50?	Not likely, convict.
you catch on real fast...okay, jack, let's talk deal. how much of my money you gonna let me keep?	We split 50-50?
he's after your money.	You catch on real fast...Okay, Jack, let's talk deal. How much of my money you gonna let me keep?
me and my bunch hit a dealer in the middle of a sale. it's the kind of money nobody ever reports stolen. i was sittin' pretty, livin' in the high cotton, then somebody fingered me for another job. ... some psycho who's out there capping people with some cop's gun.	He's after your money.
just tell me about the money.	Me and my bunch hit a dealer in the middle of a sale. It's the kind of money nobody ever reports stolen. I was sittin' pretty, livin' in the high cotton, then somebody fingered me for another job. ... Some psycho who's out there capping people with some cop's gun.
half a million.	Jesus.
how much?	Half a million.
i been waiting a long time for some money.	How much?
they saved your ass, convict.	One thing's for sure, Jack. That's how you'll tell the story.
naw, you'd just call your pals back to bail you out one more time.	They saved your ass, convict.
yeah, right.  you want to try again?	Naw, you'd just call your pals back to bail you out one more time.
maybe i don't like the way you ask.	Who gives a Goddamn what you think? You're just a crook that's got a weekendpass ... You're not even a name anymore. Just a spear- chucker with a Goddamn number stenciled on the back of his prison fatigues...
luther knew more than he told me and so do you...now you better tell we what the fuck this is all about.  i gave you 48 hours to come up with something and the clock's runnin' ...	Maybe I don't like the way you ask.
i'm impressed with you too, jack you did a real good job of busting up a couple of dykes bedded down for the night.	Luther knew more than he told me and so do you...Now you better tell we what the fuck this is all about.  I gave you 48 hours to come up with something and the clock's runnin' ...
you?  don't make me laugh.  you can't take care of shit.  you've been dicking me around since we started on this turd-hunt.  all you're good for is games... so far, what i got outta you is nothin'...	I'm impressed with you too, Jack you did a real good job of busting up a couple of dykes bedded down for the night.
you wanna leave, man?  let me take care of ganz all by myself.	You?  Don't make me laugh.  You can't take care of shit.  You've been dicking me around since we started on this turd-hunt.  All you're good for is games... So far, what I got outta you is nothin'...
this sucks.  a maniac gets hold of my gun and goes all over the streets killing people with it. so, instead of me being where i oughta be, which is in bed giving my girl the high, hard one, i'm out here doing this shit, roaming around with some overdressed, charcoal-colored loser like you.	You wanna leave, man?  Let me take care of Ganz all by myself.
let's go.	Wait a minute.  Maybe these ladies would like to go a few laps with us.  How about it? I been nearly three years in prison and...
must be billy's girl.	Come on.
there.	Must be billy's girl.
you made that move, huh?	While you're at it, You can give me the switchblade, too.
that wasn't necessary, buddy. i got this under control.	Some of us citizens are with you all the way, Officer.
this place don't seem real popular with the brothers.	My kind of place. I always liked country boys.
i thought you said bullshit and experience are all it takes.	This place don't seem real popular with the brothers.
i'm gonna enjoy this ... here, i'll even loan you my badge.	I thought you said bullshit and experience are all it takes.
i don't know what you're talking about. i just wanna see ganz nailed.	The bet's off.
you tell me what ganz busted out for, he's after a lot more than just gettin' out of jail.  and whatever it is, you're part of it.	I don't know what you're talking about. I just wanna see Ganz nailed.
what are you talkin' about?	You tell me what Ganz busted out for, he's after a lot more than just gettin' out of jail.  And whatever it is, you're part of it.
i'll tell you what happens if you lose... you tell the truth for once.	What are you talkin' about?
that's never been one of my problems.	I'll tell you what happens if you lose... you tell the truth for once.
why?  anybody that talks about women as much as you do probably can't get it up anyway.	That's never been one of my problems.
if we come outta this joint with ganz' phone number, or a dead indian, or anything else useful, then you could turn the other way for half an hour while i get laid...	Why?  Anybody that talks about women as much as you do probably can't get it up anyway.
i got two problems.  number one, i'm not playin' games.  number two, you got nothin' to bet with.	If we come outta this joint with Ganz' phone number, or a dead Indian, or anything else useful, then you could turn the other way for half an hour while I get laid...
hey, you wanna bet?	I got two problems.  Number one, I'm not playin' games.  Number two, you got nothin' to bet with.
you need five years training to handle a joint like...	Hey, you wanna bet?
i been in a lot of bars where a white cop rousted me and some of the brothers. all those clowns ever had going for 'em was a gun and a badge...	You need five years training to handle a joint like...
bullshit.  attitude and experience get you through...	I been in a lot of bars where a white cop rousted me and some of the brothers. All those clowns ever had going for 'em was a gun and a badge...
but you can handle it all right, huh? real amazin' how far a gun and a badge can carry some cats...	Bullshit.  Attitude and experience get you through...
if they kick my ass, they'll sure as hell carve yours up...	But you can handle it all right, huh? Real amazin' how far a gun and a badge can carry some cats...
back you up?  now why would i wanna do that?	If they kick my ass, they'll sure as hell carve yours up...
this part of town, they'll make us for heat the second we walk in. just back me up like you've got a piece...	Back you up?  Now why would I wanna do that?
it's a long shot, but...billy used to tend bar here a few years back. i heard him talk about it.	This part of town, they'll make us for heat the second we walk in. Just back me up like you've got a piece...
well?	It's a long shot, but...Billy used to tend bar here a few years back. I heard him talk about it.
sure.  then we had a fight this morning.	At least you took care of business and got the important part in before she came down on you...Tell me a little about her.  She got great tits?
you have a good time?	Sure.  Then we had a fight this morning.
last night.	You have a good time?
last night, two nights ago, three?	Last night.
i don't give out the details.	Last night, two nights ago, three?
now, where we goin', convict?	Mission District.  Gonna find us an Indian.
you really do have onoe, huh, jack... what's her problem besides you?	She's got the same complaint as half the Goddamn population.  She can't get the job she's trained for and it pisses her off... Anyway, what the fuck do you care?
who'd you call on the phone back at the booking station?	Just get in the car and keep your mouth shut.
yeah, i'm hungry too. i know of a place. let's go eat.	Yeah, I want mandolins, flowers... They move off down the corridor.
bullshit ... i ain't moving  till i get something to eat. you've been treating me like shit ever since i came out here.  if you don't like it, you can take me back to the penitentiary and kiss my hungry black ass good-bye.  and i want some food some place nice.. some good people, nice music...	Yeah, I'm hungry too. I know of a place. Let's go eat.
we eat when i say we eat.	Bullshit ... I ain't moving  till I get something to eat. You've been treating me like shit ever since I came out here.  If you don't like it, you can take me back to the penitentiary and kiss my hungry black ass good-bye.  And I want some food some place nice.. Some good people, nice music...
speakin' of moans my stomach is startin' to growl.	We eat when I say we eat.
yeah, well, my ass bleeds for you. and i didn't get you out so you could go on a goddamn "trim" hunt... stop moaning.	Speakin' of moans my Stomach is startin' to growl.
do you know how close i was to getting some trim.  and you fucked' it up.	Yeah, well, my ass bleeds for you. And I didn't get you out so you could go on a Goddamn "trim" hunt... stop moaning.
we're on the move. let's go. as they walk toward a corridor.	Do you know how close I was to getting some trim.  And you fucked' it up.
he's gotta take that call ... if there is one.	If you let him run around till Tuesday, he's gonna run right to Ganz and warn him. Ain't you, motherfucker?
i think you better put him on ice, man.	He's gotta take that call ... if there is one.
what do you think?	I think you better put him on ice, man.
thank you.	Want to try it again?
hey, this works pretty good.	Thank you.
i got a whole thing about people pointin' guns at me.	Just throw me the Goddamn gun.
i'm tellin' you to drop the goddam gun.	I got a whole thing about people pointin' guns at me.
quit playin' cop and undo this cuff, jack, i need to talk to this man.	I'm tellin' you to drop the Goddam gun.
luther ain't the reliable type. i don't want you shot yet, cates ... not before you been a help to me.	I'm helpin' you, huh?
your pal nuts enough to take a shot at me?	Luther ain't the reliable type. I don't want you shot yet, Cates ... not before you been a help to me.
just up the street, the other side, over there ... now, don't bother knockin' on the door. luther ain't the kind of guy that looks for company.	Your pal nuts enough to take a shot at me?
i may call you worse than that.	Just up the street, the other side, over there ... Now, don't bother knockin' on the door. Luther ain't the kind of guy that looks for company.
then what're you complainin' about? at least nobody's calling you shithead....	I may call you worse than that.
i don't give a damn.  it happens to be my name.	Then what're you complainin' about? At least nobody's calling you shithead....
just an expression man, don't mean nothin'.	I don't give a damn.  It happens to be my name.
i can read a police file, shithead, and quit calling me jack.	Just an expression man, don't mean nothin'.
what gang you talkin' about, jack?	I can read a police file, shithead, and quit calling me Jack.
luther was part of the gang?	What gang you talkin' about, Jack?
don't worry, i got a move for ya. an awesome move. a guy named luther. ganz'll be paying him a visit.  we go to him right away.	Luther was part of the gang?
okay, let's get down to it.  i did my part and got you out.  so now you tell me where we're goin'?	Don't worry, I got a move for ya. An awesome move. A guy named Luther. Ganz'll be paying him a visit.  We go to him right away.
it looks like you bought it off one of the brothers.	Okay, let's get down to it.  I did my part and got you out.  So now you tell me where we're goin'?
yeah.	It looks like you bought it off one of the brothers.
get this.  we ain't partners. we ain't brothers.  we ain't friends. i'm puttin' you down and keepin' you down until ganz is locked up or dead.  and if ganz gets away, you're gonna be sorry we ever met.	Shit.  I'm already sorry.
no way to start a partnership.	Get this.  We ain't partners. We ain't brothers.  We ain't friends. I'm puttin' you down and keepin' you down until Ganz is locked up or dead.  And if Ganz gets away, you're gonna be sorry we ever met.
you just don't get it, do your reggie?  there isn't any deal. i own your ass.	No way to start a partnership.
hey, no way.  take off the bracelets or no deal.	You just don't get it, do your Reggie?  There isn't any deal. I own your ass.
you got a girl... shit... the generosityof women never ceases to amaze me.	Hey, no way.  Take off the bracelets or no deal.
i don't need to hear your jive. i already got that department taken care of...	You got a girl... shit... the generosityof women never ceases to amaze me.
we're supposed to be after a killer, not a string of hookers...	Listen, it may be a little out of date. You know, I got a reputation for lookingreal sharp with the ladies...
what are you talkin' about?  this suit's mine.  it cost $900.	We're supposed to be after a killer, not a string of hookers...
this prison gives out $400 suits?	What are you talkin' about?  This suit's mine.  It cost $900.
it's the only way you're gonna get ganz.	I'll think about it.
bullshit.	It's the only way you're gonna get Ganz.
i got a lot to protect.	Bullshit.
what's the big deal about you bein' on the street?	I got a lot to protect.
i can help you, man, but you gotta get me out.  i got to be on the street.  get me outta here.	What's the big deal about you bein' on the street?
you're crazy.	I can help you, man, but you gotta get me out.  I got to be on the street.  Get me outta here.
i can deliver ganz.  but you gotta get me outta here first.	You're crazy.
yeah?	I can deliver Ganz.  But you gotta get me outta here first.
ganz is in jail.  he's gonna be there two years after i'm on the street.	Didn't work out that way.  He busted out with a big Indian. They capped two guards on a road gang. Nice meeting you Reggie.
yeah, i noticed...	Ganz is in jail.  He's gonna be there two years after I'm on the street.
you here to write my life story?	Not likely, Reggie.  Maybe I just need some help.
try cates.  and let's talk in private, okay?	Sure, anything you want.
you got a name, cop?	Try Cates.  And let's talk in private, okay?
where the christ do you think you're going?	I'm taking my prisoner back to jail.
just cause you say it with conviction don't mean shit to me... how you gonna take to a pink slip, huh?.	Where the Christ do you think you're going?
he's got more brains and more guts in one corner of his asshole than any cop i've worked with.	Just cause you say it with conviction don't mean shit to me... How you gonna take to a pink slip, huh?.
i didn't have the time.	Too bad, it would've covered your ass.  Now you're in the shit and so's the department. In case you haven't noticed, this wasn't our finest hour... I told you everyone was watchin' on this one. Maybe you better start thinkin' about writin' tickets off a three wheel bike.
don't duck the bullet cates. why didn't you call in for backup instead of makin' a grandstand play?	I didn't have the time.
right.  i screwed up.  i fucked up. i messed up.  anybody could have done better, especially you. i bet you're real good at hitting targets through crowds.	Don't duck the bullet Cates. Why didn't you call in for backup instead of makin' a grandstand play?
what a screw-up.	Right.  I screwed up.  I fucked up. I messed up.  Anybody could have done better, especially you. I bet you're real good at hitting targets through crowds.
you couldn't get to him?	What a screw-up.
the indian.  i was about 30 yards away.	You couldn't get to him?
which one pulled the trigger?	The Indian.  I was about 30 yards away.
they ran.  as fast as they could. caught a train.	Which one pulled the trigger?
how did they get away?	They ran.  As fast as they could. Caught a train.
i lost them, that's what happened.	How did they get away?
what the bell happened?	I lost them, that's what happened.
try not to get your ass shot to pieces. we got enough dead cops on this one.	I'll keep it in mind.
yeah?	Try not to get your ass shot to pieces. We got enough dead cops on this one.
jack?	Yeah?
you really know how to send a guy out with a great attitude. he starts to go.	Jack?
okay.  you're not a team player. you gotta do things your own way. fine.  nail this guy and make us all look good.  but you better watch your ass.  if you screw up, i can promise you, you're goin' down.	You really know how to send a guy out with a great attitude. He starts to go.
being a hot dog's worked pretty well for me so far... besides, i got a lead...	Okay.  You're not a team player. You gotta do things your own way. Fine.  Nail this guy and make us all look good.  But you better watch your ass.  If you screw up, I can promise you, you're goin' down.
you might be more of a team player and a little less of a hot dog on this one, jack.	Being a hot dog's worked pretty well for me so far... Besides, I got a lead...
yeah.  it bothers me when cops get hurt while i'm makin' a play. i don't like it.	You might be more of a team player and a little less of a hot dog on this one, Jack.
anthing botherin' you besides losin' your gun?	Yeah.  It bothers me when cops get hurt while I'm makin' a play. I don't like it.
yeah...	Anthing botherin' you besides losin' your gun?
jack, come on, there is an official department policy about cop killings. cop killers represent a special priority because any man crazy enough to kill a cop is a greater threat to an unarmed civilian... in other words, we can't seen like we're in the revenge business... i know, we all know the truth's a little different.	Yeah...
hey, the bastard's got my gun.  i want it back.	Jack, come on, there is an official department policy about cop killings. Cop killers represent a special priority because any man crazy enough to kill a cop is a greater threat to an unarmed civilian... In other words, we can't seen like we're in the revenge business... I know, we all know the truth's a little different.
yeah, i read the report...	Hey, the bastard's got my gun.  I want it back.
i want to be left alone on this one. algren was killed with my gun.	Yeah, I read the report...
are you gonna tell me about police procedure?  do me a favor, don't give me a bunch of crap.	I guess when two cops die on account of your fuck up you want to keep it as quiet as possible...
somebody steals your gun, you're supposed to file a report.	Are you gonna tell me about police procedure?  Do me a favor, don't give me a bunch of crap.
but that's what you say about all of us all the tine ... we're always the ones fucking up when you tell it...	The truth hurts, doesn't it, buddy?
yeah.	But that's what you say about all of us all the tine ... we're always the ones fucking up when you tell it...
that's what you say, cates...	Yeah.
jesus christ.  why the hell didn't you tell me before?	I'm not paid to take your personal calls.  He was in some bar. .. off duty.
i almost forgot.  that pal of yours from the vice squad wants you to call him.	What?
i got to wait for a call.	Okay.  See you in the morning... you know, you ought to get some rest...
i'm heading out. how about you?	I got to wait for a call.
bullshit red tape.	I'm heading out. How about you?
nothing came in for me yet?  no calls?	Nothing.
doesn't look like it.	Nothing came in for me yet?  No calls?
aw, bullshit, you heard wrong.	Doesn't look like it.
long night, too, from what i heard ... word's going around that in addition to losing ganz for the second time, and in addition to haden busting you back to patrolman, some jig beat the crap out of you.	Aw, bullshit, you heard wrong.
so do you...been a long day.	Long night, too, from what I heard ... Word's going around that in addition to losing Ganz for the second time, and in addition to Haden busting you back to Patrolman, some jig beat the crap out of you.
you look awful.	So do you...been a long day.
here's the file. cates checks the file.	One of  em's in the slam.
i think i wanna have a discussion about it with any of the ones still walking.  can we find them?	Here's the file. Cates checks the file.
tell me that's not the same guy.	Hey ... Dick Tracy.
uhh ... wong, henry wong.  he was in on the same job.	Tell me that's not the same guy.
wait a minute, wait a minute... who's this?	Uhh ... Wong, Henry Wong.  He was in on the same job.
they all pulled a bunch of jobs with ganz about four years ago.	Wait a minute, wait a minute... who's this?
who are all these?	They all pulled a bunch of jobs with Ganz about four years ago.
backup man from the east bay. worked with ganz a few years ago and sprung him from the road gang.	Who are all these?
billy bear...	Backup man from the East Bay. Worked with Ganz a few years ago and sprung him from the road gang.
this guy must have had a .44 like yours, jack. now he's got yours.	Shit.
i'll help you out.	This guy must have had a .44 like yours, Jack. Now he's got yours.
every last bit of it.  the big guy's room was empty.	I'll help you out.
is that what this guy ganz had in the hotel?	Every last bit of it.  The big guy's room was empty.
when? how?	I dunno ... he's gonna call me...
he ... he wants me to help him skip town.	When? How?
i think i met her.  now tell us something we don't know, like where they stashed her.	I don't know.
ganz and billy got my girl, rosalie.	I think I met her.  Now tell us something we don't know, like where they stashed her.
you just took a shot at me, asshole. i think you do know where he is.	Who gives a fuck what you think?
haven't seen him for years. that's the truth.	You just took a shot at me, asshole. I think you do know where he is.
i sure ain't his fairy godmother... now i'm looking for ganz...where is he?	Haven't seen him for years. That's the truth.
a cop...	I sure ain't his fairy godmother... now I'm looking for Ganz...where is he?
you're impossible...	That's what I always say.
he's takin' care of the same business i'll be takin' care of - soon as i dry off.	You're impossible...
tell me.	He's takin' care of the same business I'll be takin' care of - soon as I dry off.
promised i'd turn my back while he... ah, never mind...	Tell me.
where is he?	Promised I'd turn my back while he... ah, never mind...
three more hours...	Where is he?
yeah, bein' a hard-ass all the time is a real drag, but it works.	Three more hours...
i've been waiting a long time to hear you say that.	Yeah, bein' a hard-ass all the time is a real drag, but it works.
usual bullshit.  you make one smart move and everybody wants to be your friend... you know somethin', shootin' guys sucks. especially compared to this.	I've been waiting a long time to hear you say that.
how'd they take it back at headquarters?	Usual bullshit.  You make one smart move and everybody wants to be your friend... You know somethin', shootin' guys sucks. Especially compared to this.
what do i know?  i'm just a bartender.	Let's go, Reggie.
whaddya think?	What do I know?  I'm just a bartender.
hey, come on, shrink time's over. they wouldn't go see some old girlfriend.	Oh, yeah, well look where you came when you were down and out.
when a guy hurts you, then comes back bleeding on his hands and knees, who knows, he might just be irrestible.	Hey, Come on, shrink time's over. They wouldn't go see some old girlfriend.
so what?	When a guy hurts you, then comes back bleeding on his hands and knees, who knows, he might just be irrestible.
it might pay to reexamine a few of your more primitive notions.  i was in bed with a girlfriend watching tv last week, jack, and one thing we know about me is i happen not to be a lesbian ... now, if this indian's girlfriend got upset when you came looking for him, it could just be she's still vulnerable to him.	So what?
come on, they were a little old for a slumber party.	It might pay to reexamine a few of your more primitive notions.  I was in bed with a girlfriend watching TV last week, Jack, and one thing we know about me is I happen not to be a lesbian ... Now, if this Indian's girlfriend got upset when you came looking for him, it could just be she's still vulnerable to him.
what makes you think they were lesbians, or as you so quaintly put it, dykes?	Come on, they were a little old for a slumber party.
how do you know?	Jack, it's all over the papers. He's an obvious type.  But this Indian...
ganz is going to be hard to track. just a pure schizo ... wires all crossed... totally without any pattern... kill anybody... the indian... himself... anybody...	How do you know?
nothing.  no sign of ganz.  no sign of the indian.  airport's clean.  train station. bus station.  docks... shit...	Ganz is going to be hard to track. Just a pure schizo ... wires all crossed... totally without any pattern... kill anybody... The Indian... himself... anybody...
you real down?	I've been better...Dead end.  No Ganz, no Indian.
i can see that.  pardon me for saying so, but you look like shit.  what happened?	We and my pal here have been taking it on the chin for the last few hours...
don't.  we've had a hard night.	I can see that.  Pardon me for saying so, but you look like shit.  What happened?
i ought to have you and your friend thrown out...	Don't.  We've had a hard night.
hiya, kid.	I ought to have you and your friend thrown out...
hey, i don't believe it.	Hiya, kid.
hi, it's me...	Fuck you.
hello.	Hi, it's me...
jack, wait...	Just a second, that's all!
elaine, i gotta put you on hold...	Jack, wait...
the number ... what's the goddamn number?	Jack?  What was that?
no, it's i'm just surprised you called.	So am I.
no wonder you're so popular.	No, it's I'm just surprised you called.
elaine! i... i'm sorry... i was expecting somebody else... police business.	No wonder you're so popular.
i'm at work, asshole.  where else?	Elaine! I... I'm sorry... I was expecting somebody else... police business.
listen, goddamn it if you think i'm happy about it, you're nuts. i just gotta take care of a few things, okay?	This is not the way people who care for each other are supposed to behave.
just one.  some lady called.  said she's a little hot-headed sometimes... but she still wants her occasional roommate. she'd like to talk it over after she gets off work tonight... if it's humanly possible....	Elaine, look, I'm in the middle of sone stuff right now... I'm not gonna have time to come by. I don't know when I can get there.
that's right.  i'm not like you. i'm not gonna sit on my ass wondering what's right and what's wrong... there's a psycho out there killing people with my gun and i'm gonna get him.  because it's my job. and if you don't get that...	I get that. The job first. Everything else, especially me, second. I get it. I don't like it.
here it comes again ... the sacred job...	That's right.  I'm not like you. I'm not gonna sit on my ass wondering what's right and what's wrong... There's a psycho out there killing people with my gun and I'm gonna get him.  Because it's my job. And if you don't get that...
i didn't get burned, two cops did. listen, i'll tell you about personnel responsibility.  i like to get the job done right.  and if i don't get my job done right... i'm for shit.	Here it comes again ... the sacred job...
look, jack, if you make everything your personal responsibility, you'll turn into a bad cop.  it's not a practical way to function...	I didn't get burned, two cops did. Listen, I'll tell you about personnel responsibility.  I like to get the job done right.  And if I don't get my job done right... I'm for shit.
bullshit?  i'll tell you about bullshit.  my gun's a real weapon in the hands of a real maniac who knows how to use it.  it isn't my macho bullshit that's killing people, my gun is ...	Look, Jack, if you make everything your personal responsibility, you'll turn into a bad cop.  It's not a practical way to function...
look, spare me the macho bullshit about your gun...	Bullshit?  I'll tell you about bullshit.  My gun's a real weapon in the hands of a real maniac who knows how to use it.  It isn't my macho bullshit that's killing people, my gun is ...
jack, are you okay?	Sure, okay, fine, no problem... See, there's this kid in jail ... First thing I got to do is go up and see what he knows ...
yeah, guess it must have been a slow news day...	Jack, are you okay?
you made the front page.	Yeah, Guess it must have been a slow news day...
yeah, one of my favorites.	You made the front page.
great place for lunch.	Yeah, one of my favorites.
i think you forgot this. hands him his wallet and badge...	Guess people ought to know who I am...
thanks for the coffee.	I think you forgot this. Hands him his wallet and badge...
yeah, for some reason, i'm sure...	Thanks for the coffee.
you sure you want me to?	Yeah, for some reason, I'm sure...
call me later.	You sure you want me to?
that's the way i see it, too.	Call me later.
you know something, jack, you really are hopeless.	That's the way I see it, too.
what do you want to know?  what difference does it make?  i'm the guy in your bed the last three months.  i make you feel good. you make me feel good.  what the hell else do you want from a guy?	I wish you'd stop trying to make me mad so I won't care for you... I wish you'd give me a little more of a chance.
when you start with that attitude... it's like i don't know who you are.	What do you want to know?  What difference does it make?  I'm the guy in your bed the last three months.  I make you feel good. You make me feel good.  What the hell else do you want from a guy?
maybe you don't know what the hell you're talking about.	When you start with that attitude... it's like I don't know who you are.
maybe that makes a nice excuse.	Maybe you don't know what the hell you're talking about.
maybe i got a fairly crummy day ahead.	Maybe that makes a nice excuse.
that's a fairly crummy way to start a morning.	Maybe I got a fairly crummy day ahead.
maybe you ought to buy me one.	Maybe I would if I knew when you were coming back.
you know, if you let me come over to your place once in a while, you could put on a clean shirt in the morning.	What makes you think I have any clean shirts at my place?
tell me--i'm dyin' to hear it.	I think you're ashamed to tend bar which is sad because you look great in that outfit they make you wear... You pull down four bills a week which is damn good, and you mix the best Pina Coladas I've ever had... I think that if you need bigger and better things ... then go for em.
hey, you know what i really think?	Tell me--I'm dyin' to hear it.
if this is your idea of sympathetic interest in my problems, i'll take brutal indifference.	Hey, you know what I really think?
i do think all psychotherapy is bullshit. but just because i think it's bullshit doesn't mean i don't know something about it.	If this is your idea of sympathetic interest in my problems, I'll take brutal indifference.
aren't you the one that thinks all psychotherapy is bullshit?	I do think all psychotherapy is bullshit. But just because I think it's bullshit doesn't mean I don't know something about it.
positive self-image problem all over again ... you are who you decide you are unless you're the type that lets assholes decide for you.	Aren't you the one that thinks all psychotherapy is bullshit?
then i sit back and i think, i mean, who's to say i'm not a dumb bitch.  i work in a bar, right? i can't read a list of my academic credentials to every booze-hound that comes in the place... you are what you do...	Positive self-image problem all over again ... You are who you decide you are unless you're the type that lets assholes decide for you.
i guess he got the message...	Then I sit back and I think, I mean, who's to say I'm not a dumb bitch.  I work in a bar, right? I can't read a list of my academic credentials to every booze-hound that comes in the place... You are what you do...
irrigated his face with the shot of j and b i'd just poured him. then i tried to deck the sucker.	I guess he got the message...
what'd you do?	Irrigated his face with the shot of J and B I'd just poured him. Then I tried to deck the sucker.
a guy in the bar called me a dumb bitch today.	What'd you do?
what's wrong with that?	A guy in the bar called me a dumb bitch today.
i'm all wet.	What's wrong with that?
that's the way i see it, too.	I'm all wet.
you're hopeless.	That's the way I see it, too.
hey, you're right.	You're hopeless.
i still don't think it's loaded.	Hey, you're right.
this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. you gotta ask yourself just one question. are you feelin' lucky?	I still don't think it's loaded.
i don't think your gun's loaded...	This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. You gotta ask yourself just one question. Are you feelin' lucky?
i don't answer questions, i ask 'em...	I don't think your gun's loaded...
what am i wanted for?	I don't answer questions, I ask 'em...
he was the only one of my bunch that was my friend... he was loyal, went all the way for you...	In all due respect, he sounds kind of pathetic to me.  The kind of guy that runs home to his momma or some girlfriend.  Have you two ace detectives checked that out?
hey, two days with him is enough.	That's no bull.
how would you know?	Hey, two days with him is enough.
hard man to live with.	How would you know?
well, i been workin' the other side of the street for the last few years.  and you don't exactly look like a shrink, wearin' that dress...	Shrink major, not a shrink.
i'm not so sure i can say the same thing...you don't look like a cop.	Well, I been workin' the other side of the street for the last few years.  And you don't exactly look like a shrink, wearin' that dress...
name's hammond, reggie hammond. i heard a lot about you. and any friend of jack's is a friend of mine.	I'm not so sure I can say the same thing...You don't look like a cop.
who the hell are you?	Name's Hammond, Reggie Hammond. I heard a lot about you. And any friend of Jack's is a friend of mine.
keep stallin'.	Alright, I'm coming...hold on.
stall.	What do you want?
what do you want?  what's goin' on?	Shut up.
what the hell's wrong?  i didn't do anything.	What do you want?  What's goin' on?
shut up.	What the hell's wrong?  I didn't do anything.
hey...	Shut up.
we'll follow you.  take it slow,okay?	Sure, right.
yeah, old times.	We'll follow you.  Take it slow,okay?
we got a lot to talk about.	Yeah, old times.
can't complain.	We got a lot to talk about.
how ya doin'?	Can't complain.
hot?  hey, they're not even room temperature.	How ya doin'?
how hot are they?	Hot?  Hey, they're not even room temperature.
rosalie, you okay?	What are you talkin' about? I said I wouldn't hurt her.
let her go.	First, the money.
come on, you can trust me. please.	You try to mess with us or go to the cops, I promise you, I'll put holes in her you wouldn't believe.
you chickenshit punk...	Honest. The place we stashed it opens Monday morning. I can't get it till then. Monday morning, that's when it opens. After that, I'll get the money to you right away...
i can't get it until monday. honest.	You chickenshit punk...
when?	I can't get it until Monday. Honest.
no! don't kill her.  i can get you the money.	When?
billy, go ahead, break it...	No! Don't kill her.  I can get you the money.
don't give me this, we were partners.	Billy, go ahead, break it...
instead of worryin' about reggie, you better worry about me...	Don't give me this, we were partners.
you want that indian to snap her neck?	Instead of worryin' about Reggie, you better worry about me...
i don't know what you're talkin' about.	You want that Indian to snap her neck?
i want the money, asshole, what do you think?  the money that reggie hid...	I don't know what you're talkin' about.
whaddya want?  i thought you were locked up-	I want the money, asshole, what do you think?  The money that Reggie hid...
surprise, luther.	Whaddya want?  I thought you were locked up-
fuck you.  you got no right for this kind of play.	I'll got your money to you. No sweat.
try and take it.	Fuck you.  You got no right for this kind of play.
give it back.	Try and take it.
yeah, i know that, but this is me and we're old friends. i haven't got the money so what are you gonna do about it?	Give it back.
this ain't a credit business.	Yeah, I know that, but this is me and we're old friends. I haven't got the money so what are you gonna do about it?
five.  on credit.	This ain't a credit business.
five bills.	Five.  On credit.
don't mess with me. how much?	Five bills.
this is clean shit.  no serial numbers and never been used...	Don't mess with me. How much?
how much?	This is clean shit.  No serial numbers and never been used...
it's loaded... i got some shells in here.	How much?
how about some ammo?	It's loaded... I got some shells in here.
you sure?	I'm sure.  Everybody here's looking at everybody else's ass.
naw, right here's okay.	You sure?
you want to go outside?	Naw, right here's okay.
not bad, not bad.	You want to go outside?
how you doing, man?	Not bad, not bad.
akta dedero ansila do mektet.	I can't pretend to be your husband... David's in great shape.
vano da, mechteba?! soun domo kala chon hammas!	No, I'm not proud of myself... But we don't have the luxury of choice.
ikset-kiba.  me imanetaba oum dalat!	You know exactly where they are!
san agamat chay bet... envolet!	The case was stolen?
the case..with the stones... where is it?	San Agamat chay bet... envolet!
what're you laughing about?	Napoleon... small.
corn-i-lius?	At your service.
appipulai leeloo minai..	Corn-i-Lius?
you are a monster, zorg!	I know...
destroying a glass is one thing..killing people with the weapons you produce is quite another.	Let me reassure you Father..I will never kill more people in my entire life than religion has killed in the last 2000 years.
father, by creating a little destruction, i am, in fact, encouraging life!  so, in reality, you and i are in the same business!	Destroying a glass is one thing..killing people with the weapons you produce is quite another.
...look at all these little things... so busy all of a sudden. notice how each one is useful. what a lovely ballet, so full of form and color.  so full of..life!	They are robots!
no thank you.	Follow me.. Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction. Look at this empty glass.
...would you like a drink?	No thank you.
ah, father... you are so wrong. let me explain...	...would you like a drink?
...i'm a priest! i'm here to serve life, all you want to do is destroy it.	Ah, Father... You are so wrong. Let me explain...
why?  what's wrong with me?	...I'm a priest! I'm here to serve life, All you want to do is destroy it.
even it i did know where the stones were i would never tell somebody like you.	Why?  What's wrong with me?
personally, they are of no interest to me, i'd rather sell weapons..but i have a customer... so tell me...	Even it I did know where the stones were I would never tell somebody like you.
...why on earth do the stones interest you?	Personally, they are of no interest to me, I'd rather sell weapons..but I have a customer... so tell me...
i'm glad you got your memory back, father... because you're going to need it... where are the stones?	...Why on earth do the stones interest you?
i remember you now..the so called art dealer.	I'm glad you got your memory back, Father... Because you're going to need it... Where are the stones?
zorg. jean-baptiste emmanuel zorg... nice to see you again	I remember you now..the so called art dealer.
...we're saved!	I'm fucked!
and you don't know how they open, is that what you are saying?	That's what I'm saying.
yes, of course, but... the stones are shut! they have to be open for it to work.	And you don't know how they open, is that what you are saying?
there's no light! you told me there were supposed to be four beams of light.	Yes, of course, but... The Stones are shut! They have to be open for it to work.
don't tell me you don't know how all this works?	Theoretically, yes! The four Stones form the beam and the Fifth Element is supposed to stand in the middle there, but... I don't have the reference book. I've never seen the Stones work!
when is she not in trouble?	Uh.. Have you tried the Diva's suite?
leeloo's in trouble?	When is she not in trouble?
yeah, i know... to save the world... but right now all i want to do is save leeloo.	Leeloo's in trouble?
you're probably very angry with me and i quite understand. but i want you to know i'm fighting for a noble cause.	Yeah, I know... to save the world... but right now all I want to do is save Leeloo.
what are you doing?	Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.
of course.	Father, I was in the Army for awhile and every time they told us we were on a mission to save the world the only thing that changed was I lost a lot of friends. So thanks for the offer.. but no thanks.
good luck..	Of course.
we have to save the world.	Good luck..
what kind of mission?	We have to save the world.
we're not going on vacation..we're on a mission..	What kind of mission?
is that the usual way priests go on vacation?	We're not going on vacation..we're on a mission..
i'm sorry to have to resort to such methods, but we heard about your good luck on he radio and we need the tickets to fhloston.	Is that the usual way priests go on vacation?
it means, "never without my permission".	That's what I thought.
excuse me! just one thing!  she said something to me a while ago and... i don't really get it... akta gamat?	It means, "Never without my permission".
i know. i was there when she arrived.	Excuse me! Just one thing!  She said something to me a while ago and... I don't really get it... Akta Gamat?
she's fine, really..don't you worry.. just needs some rest..she's had a very long trip.	I know. I was there when she arrived.
i might call to check up on her, you know... to see if she's better?	She's fine, really..don't you worry.. just needs some rest..she's had a very long trip.
yes. that's fine! thank you very much. a thousand times over!	I might call to check up on her, you know... to see if she's better?
dallas. korben dallas.	Yes. That's fine! Thank you very much. A thousand times over!
thank you so much for your help mr...?	Dallas. Korben Dallas.
she's an exception..	Thank you so much for your help Mr...?
they all like this in your family, father?	She's an exception..
so you do know her.	Uh yes, we're cousins..distant cousins..
there's not a moment to lose! wake her up, but be gentle about it!  this woman is mankind's most precious possession! she is... perfect!	So you do know her.
you noticed...	There's not a moment to lose! Wake her up, but be gentle about it!  This woman is mankind's most precious possession! She is... perfect!
he's a she!	You noticed...
i brought the girl remember?	The girl?
who are you?	I brought the girl remember?
that's me.  but i don't know who she is... where did you find her?	She dropped in on me... holding this.
she's not my bride, she's my fare. she's looking for this vito cornelius. according to the phone guide he lives here.	That's me.  But I don't know who she is... where did you find her?
weddings are one floor down. congratulations.	She's not my bride, she's my fare. She's looking for this Vito Cornelius. According to the phone guide he lives here.
excuse me, i'm looking for a priest.	Weddings are one floor down. Congratulations.
what are we going to do?	This is government business now. You ought to go home and get some rest, Father.
did you see that..thing..swallow our battleship like a gum drop?  you can't even tell me what it is! i ask you for options you give me bullshit. give them permission to enter our territories with my warmest regards.	Thank you, Mr. President.
but what happens if instead of this... ultimate warrior... it is evil who stands here?	White turns to black.  Light to Dark. Life to Death.  For all eternity.
is there anything that can stop it?	Yes..thank God..
and then it will be too late. the goal of evil is to wipe out life! all forms of life. for all eternity...life upsets it.	Is there anything that can stop it?
and then?	And then it will be too late. The goal of evil is to wipe out life! All forms of life. For all eternity...Life upsets it.
we have forty-eight hours, the time it needs to adapt itself to our living conditions.	And then?
time is of no importance, mr. president. only life is important.	That's exactly what we are going to try and do: Protect the lives of some 200 billion of our fellow citizens! General? You may fire when ready.
your theory is interesting father but i don't think we have time to go into it right now!	Time is of no importance, Mr. President. Only life is important.
imagine for a moment that this. thing is not anything that can be identified because it prefers not to be, because it is the antithesis of all we are. because it is evil.. total evil.	One more reason to shoot first eh?
you're all safe. thanks be to god!	Later, David! Later! There's not a minute to lose!
on the plane... with mr. dallas... the real one.	It's all my fault.  I'm the servant... It's my mission! Here!
where's leeloo?	On the plane... with Mr. Dallas... the real one.
i got it!  everything  here we need to know about fhloston paradise hotel... and a detailed blueprint of the entire hotel!	Good work, my son.  Now all we need is a way to get there.
they really made her...	Perfect.
i didn't know your size.	They really made her...
there was this guy with a limp who came a month ago..said he was an art dealer ... asking all these questions about the sacred stones..at the time i didn't think anything of it.. what was his name? i'm so bad with names...	I didn't know your size.
uh father, i know she's been through a lot... but the sacred stones..we don't have much time..	Yes. Of course..
what's she doing?	Learning our history! The last 5000 years that she missed! She's been out of circulation a while, you know.
father.  you sure she's the supreme being?	Absolutely sure There's the triple suns on her gloves!
father, will you please explain what's going on?	The Supreme Being, the fifth element is here, in our parish!!! It's a miracle!!!
what is?	I can't wear these clothes! This calls for dignity! I have to dress the part!
it's a miracle!!!	What is?
i'm sorry, but... the stones...	They are... with me...
listen, the last time i admitted to a woman i loved her ... i never saw her again.	I would like to have died in peace...
i don't have time... i need to know.	Listen, the last time I admitted to a woman I loved her ... I never saw her again.
i... i don't know! we hardly know each other... it takes time!	I don't have time... I need to know.
do you love her?	I... I don't know! We hardly know each other... it takes time!
i'll help her, i promise, but i think you should tell me where the stones are!	Do you love her?
she was taught to love the life of others... but not her own. you have to teach her to love if you want her to truly live!	I'll help her, I promise, but I think you should tell me where the Stones are!
yes, and more than that... you must give her the stones, she's the only one who knows how to use them.	...So Cornelius was telling the truth!
leeloo... is... she's...	Yes, and more than that... You must give her the Stones, she's the only one who knows how to use them.
the fifth element... the supreme being... your wife...	Leeloo... is... she's...
who?	The Fifth Element... The Supreme Being... Your wife...
you're a good man... she was right to have chosen you...	Who?
uh huh..and i don't suppose you got the name of this..perfect fare..	Leeloo..
5'7", green eyes... long legs... great skin... perfect..	Uh huh..and I don't suppose you got the name of this..perfect fare..
so, just how big was this fare?	5'7", green eyes... long legs... great skin... perfect..
finger..man..i'm sorry..listen..i was on the way over but i had a fare fall into my lap.. y'know one of those big fares you just can't resist..	So, just how big was this fare?
hey bud...i'm waiting all day here.	Finger..man..I'm sorry..listen..I was on the way over but I had a fare fall into my lap.. y'know one of those big fares you just can't resist..
hello?	Hey bud...I'm waiting all day here.
uh... at least fifty.	In your dreams! See you tonight!
how many points you got left on your license?	Uh... at least fifty.
finger!  i'm driving a cab now, not a space fighter!!	How many points you got left on your license?
you forgetting who sat next to you for a thousand missions. i know how you drive.	Finger!  I'm driving a cab now, not a space fighter!!
i don't need one.	You forgetting who sat next to you for a thousand missions. I know how you drive.
how do i look?	Like shit.
i just found a picture of you.	How do I look?
don't exist bud.	I just found a picture of you.
i don't want a million - i just want one.  a perfect one.	Don't exist bud.
you still pining for that two timing bitch. forget her. there are a million women out there.	I don't want a million - I just want one.  A perfect one.
at least, the cat comes back.	You still pining for that two timing bitch. Forget her. There are a million women out there.
oh, yeah, i forgot.you still prefer your cat to the real thing.	At least, the cat comes back.
i was talking to the cat.	Oh, yeah, I forgot.You still prefer your cat to the real thing.
i love you too major, but you haven't called me that since basic training.	I was talking to the cat.
hey bud! finger here.	I love you too Major, but you haven't called me that since basic training.
yeah?	Hey bud! Finger here.
hey,  that's... cute... do you have a nickname, something a little... shorter?	...Leeloo.
leeloo minai lekarariba-laminai-tchai ekbat de sebat.	Hey,  that's... cute... Do you have a nickname, something a little... shorter?
...what's your name?	Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
eto akta gamat!	I'm sorry, it's just that... I was told to wake you up gently, so I figured...
vito... cor... ni-lious... priest...	Vito Cornelius?
you're not that bad... come on we'll get you to a doctor.	Vito... Cor... Ni-lious... Priest...
...priest...	You're not that bad... Come on we'll get you to a doctor.
daya deo dono dato.  dalutan!	It there's one thing I don't need advice on, it's how to drive.
akina delutan, nou-shan.	...'Scuse me?
when evil returns so shall we.	We will be ready, Lord.
time is of no importance, only life is important.	When EVIL returns so shall we.
knowing mankind as i do, that could take centuries!	Time is of no importance, only life is important.
when mankind comes to its senses. we will return.	Knowing mankind as I do, that could take centuries!
will the elements be gone now forever from this place?	When mankind comes to its senses. We will return.
take them and put them in a safe place.	Will the elements be gone now forever from this place?
the fifth element...	Take them and put them in a safe place.
...ma???	Don't you ever ask me for another thing in my life again, you've killed your poor mother with your own hands!
you little sleaze bag!	...Ma???
hello?	You little sleaze bag!
have you pulled yourself together?	...Not yet.
yeah?	Have you pulled yourself together?
ma. if i'd won, i'd know about it. someone would have notified me.	They've been blaring out your name on the radio for the last hour, blockhead!
you just won a trip, you dolt! ten days in fhloston paradise for two!	Ma. If I'd won, I'd know about it. Someone would have notified me.
all i want is an explanation! i just got in, i lost my job. i smashed my cab. i got mugged, but other than that everything's peachy, ma, thanks for asking!! now settle down and explain to me calmly..	You just won a trip, you dolt! Ten days in Fhloston Paradise for two!
i get it! you want to make me beg, is that it?	All I want is an explanation! I just got in, I lost my job. I smashed my cab. I got mugged, but other than that everything's peachy, Ma, thanks for asking!! Now settle down and explain to me calmly..
i'm coming!. ma, what're you talking about?	I get it! You want to make me beg, is that it?
...and now you're making fun of me? i'm warning you! if you don't take me after all these years of sacrifice, i'll never forgive you!!	I'm coming!. Ma, what're you talking about?
other than that... you all right?	...And now you're making fun of me? I'm warning you! If you don't take me after all these years of sacrifice, I'll never forgive you!!
are you listening to me, you ingrate!	Yes ma..
hi ma...	I've been playing twice a week for 20 years, 20 years I've been eating those shitty croquettes.
you're the nastiest dirtbag i know in this stinking city!	Hi Ma...
...hello?	You're the nastiest dirtbag I know in this stinking City!
6... 5...	Found it?
30 seconds...	Anyone know how to release the lines on this crate?
i'm sorry..	This is a police control action..
you have nine points left on your license..	Thanks for reminding me..
i had the worst goddamn nightmare.	You have nine points left on your license..
fuel level 6.03..propulsion 2x4...	I had the worst goddamn nightmare.
how you doing this morning?  sleep ok? i didn't.	Fuel level 6.03..Propulsion 2x4...
welcome on board mr. dallas..	How you doing this morning?  Sleep OK? I didn't.
is that all?	Yeah... then I sighed... like this.
nothing! swear to god, i didn't do nothing!	Look, you did something that set it off. Try to remember. Concentrate. Tell me exactly what you did!!
what did you say? what did you do?	Nothing! Swear to God, I didn't do nothing!
solid little jobs, aren't they?	Dear listeners, your favorite DJ is alive and kicking. It's seven o'clock and time for the news. Tune in tomorrow for another adventure.
fuck it! hold tight!	Solid little jobs, aren't they?
i don't even know what i'm looking for!	Fuck it! Hold tight!
you know how to fly this thing?	It's like a cab isn't it?
like korben, can i have 30 seconds of your time here?	I'll be right back.
maybe we oughta be going, what do you think?	Not without Leeloo.
he's on vacation.	We got to find the leader. Mangalores don't fight without a leader.
six to the left. one to the right.	He's on vacation.
you don't do what i say... i'll waste you myself. got it?	Got it...
yeah, very big, a giant.	I didn't have a dad... never saw him... never even heard him. 50 billion people listen to me every day... and he doesn't hear me...
...you got brothers and sisters? what about your dad? tell me about your dad! what was he like? physically? big, i suppose?	Yeah, very big, a giant.
i don't think this is a good time...	...You got brothers and sisters? What about your dad? Tell me about your dad! What was he like? Physically? Big, I suppose?
oh, yes! do that! you treat me right, man. tell me all about yourself, your roots, your personal life, your childhood dreams...	I don't think this is a good time...
i'll take you to the bar, after that, you're on your own.	Oh, yes! Do that! You treat me right, man. Tell me all about yourself, your roots, your personal life, your childhood dreams...
my main man! please don't leave me here alone. my head's killing me and my adoring fans are gonna tear me apart! get me outta here!	I'll take you to the bar, after that, you're on your own.
i didn't come here to play dumbo on the radio. so tomorrow between 5 and 7 give yourself a hand, that clear pal?	Crystal.
...quiver ladies, he's gonna set the world on fire right here from 5 to 7! you'll know everything there is to know about the d-man. his dreams, his desires, his most intimate of intimates.  and from what i'm looking at intimate is the stud muffin's middle name. so tell me my main man... you nervous in the service?	Uh... not really.
does it get any better or what!	...Quiver ladies, he's gonna set the world on fire right here from 5 to 7! You'll know everything there is to know about the D-man. His dreams, his desires, his most intimate of intimates.  And from what I'm looking at intimate is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my main man... you nervous in the service?
...hi.	Does it get any better or what!
three of us will never fit in there!	Oh, yes you will...
...sorry, general, but we've got no choice! it'll only take a minute! let me set up another meeting and i'll be back.	Three of us will never fit in there!
i mean my future.. my ex.. my future ex.. if she sees you here i'm finished.  she hates you guys. it's what killed us in the first place. please...	...Sorry, General, but we've got no choice! It'll only take a minute! Let me set up another meeting and I'll be back.
i thought you were divorced.	I mean my future.. my ex.. My future ex.. if she sees you here I'm finished.  She hates you guys. It's what killed us in the first place. Please...
it's my wife.	I thought you were divorced.
what is it?	It's my wife.
...shit!	What is it?
why not?	One reason... I want to stay the only one left alive.
i'm not going.	Why not?
old tricks are the best tricks eh?	I'm not going.
you couldn't come up with something a little more discreet?	Old tricks are the best tricks eh?
i've had enough good news for today	You have won the annual Gemini contest and a trip to Fhloston Paradise. For two. Congratulations. Here are your tickets.
don't you open your messages?	I've had enough good news for today
you're the only one left alive...	Don't you open your messages?
and the third one?	You're the only one left alive...
two: of all the members of your unit you were the most highly decorated.	And the third one?
three reasons... one: as part of the elite special forces unit of the federated army you are an expert in the use of all weapons and spacecraft needed for this mission.	Two: Of all the members of your unit you were the most highly decorated.
just one... why me?	Three reasons... One: As part of The Elite Special Forces Unit of the Federated Army you are an expert in the use of all weapons and spacecraft needed for this mission.
you're to leave immediately for fhloston paradise. retrieve four stones from the diva plavalaguna. and bring them back with the utmost discretion as possible. any questions'?	Just one... why me?
where have i heard this song before?	You're to leave immediately for Fhloston Paradise. Retrieve four Stones from the Diva Plavalaguna. And bring them back with the utmost discretion as possible. Any questions'?
to save the world.	Where have I heard this song before?
what mission?	To save the world.
major dallas, if our calculations are correct you still have 57 hours owed to the federal army on your enlistment which is more than you will need for a mission of the utmost importance.	What mission?
tell me...	I love you...
why?... why would you need me?	Because...
yes, you do! i need you. more than you can imagine! stand up straight!	Why?... Why would you need me?
i have thousands of memories but none of them are mine... there is no need for me other than this. i'm immortal but i have no life.	Yes, you do! I need you. More than you can imagine! Stand up straight!
but i don't know love... i'm like a machine programmed to save other people's lives but never to have one of my own.	I have thousands of memories but none of them are mine... There is no need for me other than this. I'm immortal but I have no life.
exactly.	But I don't know love... I'm like a machine programmed to save other people's lives but never to have one of my own.
...like love...	Exactly.
you're right but there are lots of good things... beautiful things...	...Like love...
what's the use of saving lives... when you see what you do with them!	You're right but there are lots of good things... beautiful things...
i want to sleep... forever...	Leeloo! Listen to me! I'll take you on a vacation afterwards! A real vacation, this time, for as long as you want. Come on! You can do it!
you can sleep tomorrow... come on...	I want to sleep... forever...
i'm so tired...	You can sleep tomorrow... come on...
it's up to you now, angel!	I'm so tired...
i know all that, leeloo! i'm talking about the stones.	...The rain falls...
the wind blows... the fire burns...	I know all that, Leeloo! I'm talking about the Stones.
leeloo? the stones! we have to open them! how does it work?	The wind blows... the fire burns...
i told you not to read all that crap!	Protect life... Until death.
five hundred wars... arms... drugs... money... everything you create is used to destroy...	I told you not to read all that crap!
why? we did pretty well, wouldn't you say?	Five hundred wars... Arms... Drugs... Money... Everything you create is used to destroy...
i'm so very sad.	Why? We did pretty well, wouldn't you say?
you're nothing but a... a...	The words you're looking for weren't in the dictionary you studied. I won't be long.
and you can't concentrate with me around?.	It's difficult.
i told you i need to work in peace. remember? i need to concentrate.	And you can't concentrate with me around?.
i'm going to see the diva sing. what's the matter?... do i look bad?	No, not at all!  I mean, just the opposite, you're... you're beautiful!
where you going?	I'm going to see the Diva sing. What's the matter?... Do I look bad?
ok, you can turn around!	Where you going?
you noticed..	OK, you can turn around!
yes... you know there's a lot of differences between men women.	You noticed..
you get that off the screen?	Yes... you know there's a lot of differences between men women.
you know women normally change five times more than men.	You get that off the screen?
here we go again...	You know women normally change five times more than men.
uh...	...Hoppi-hoppa.
good! do you know how we say "make love"?	Uh...
apipoussan?	Good! Do you know how we say "make love"?
apipoussan!	Apipoussan?
i know how to say "hello". teach me how to say "good-bye", that's all i need.	Apipoussan!
yes! now it's your turn! i learned your language, you have to learn mine!	I know how to say "Hello". Teach me how to say "Good-bye", that's all I need.
you learned 900 languages in five minutes?!	Yes! Now it's your turn! I learned your language, you have to learn mine!
all 900.	You learned 900 languages in five minutes?!
which one?	All 900.
learning language.	Which one?
finished what?	Learning language.
sometimes you can't learn everything from a screen..sometimes it's better to ask someone who has experience..	What is... Make Love?
love...	Yes! But "love" isn't the operative word here, PEACE is!
apipoulai!	Not hard to find you...just follow the Chaos...
dinoine chagantakat!	Took the words right out of my mouth. Go on... I'll be right with you.  It's our honeymoon. We're going to use the trip to get to know each other better.
cornelius..	Oh god!
you hear that?	Cornelius..
valo massa... chacha hamas.	Uh..you're welcome.
apipoulai!	I suppose that means "Hi" ?
at least i won lunch.	Good philosophy..see good in bad.. I like..I prepare number one dessert.. special for you and pussy..
the last two messages i got?  the first one was from my wife telling me she was leaving! and the second was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving too... with my wife.	You right that is bad.. but mathematically luck must change! Grandfather say: "It never rain every day." This is good news guarantee.. I bet you lunch!
how someone strong like you scared from a message? is good news i sure!	The last two messages I got?  The first one was from my wife telling me she was leaving! And the second was from my lawyer telling me he was leaving too... with my wife.
i've never gotten a message that wasn't bad news.	How someone strong like you scared from a message? Is good news I sure!
not going to open?	I've never gotten a message that wasn't bad news.
thanks..	You're welcome..
you gotta push the little yellow button...	Thanks..
it's not?	You gotta push the little yellow button...
you know you could hurt someone with this puppy..good thing it's not loaded..	It's not?
uh..	You know you could hurt someone with this puppy..good thing it's not loaded..
isn't that a z140? alleviated titanium. neuro charged assault model?	Uh..
don't fuck with me man or i'll blow you into tomorrow!	Isn't that a Z140? Alleviated titanium. Neuro charged assault model?
been here long?	Don't fuck with me man or I'll blow you into tomorrow!
the cash man!	Been here long?
mr. president, let me introduce you to professor mactilburgh, who runs the center.	It's an honor to receive you. Mr. President.
this thing solid?	An elephant couldn't crack it.
...this is the crucial phase, the reconstruction of pigment. cells are bombarded with slightly greasy solar atoms which forces the body cells to react, to protect themselves. that means growing skin. clever, eh?	Wonderful!
is there any danger? some kind of virus?	We put it through the cellular hygiene detector. The cell is for lack of a better word... perfect.
the compositional elements of his dna chain are the same as ours, there are simply more of them tightly packed. his knowledge is probably limitless..	Is there any danger? Some kind of virus?
yes... i can't wait to meet him.	The compositional elements of his DNA chain are the same as ours, there are simply more of them tightly packed. His knowledge is probably limitless..
sounds like a freak of nature to me.	Yes... I can't wait to meet him.
this cell is like a huge library. it has infinite genetic knowledge stored inside. almost like it was...engineered.	Sounds like a freak of nature to me.
talk english doc.	This cell is like a huge library. It has infinite genetic knowledge stored inside. Almost like it was...engineered.
it's not that easy..we've never encountered anything like it before..you see normal human beings have 40 dna memo groums..which is more than enough for any species to perpetuate itself..this one has 200,000.	Talk English Doc.
have you identified it?	It's not that easy..we've never encountered anything like it before..you see normal human beings have 40 DNA memo groums..which is more than enough for any species to perpetuate itself..This one has 200,000.
actually only one cell survived..	Have you identified it?
this is all that survived?	Actually only one cell survived..
they just landed in the desert.	How much time is left?
i want your best man on this!	Don't worry, Sir. I have the perfect one.
the-stones weren't aboard the ship.	...What do you mean?
and the stones?  did you find them in the wreckage?	The-Stones weren't aboard the ship.
i managed to contact the mondoshawan. they deplore the incident, but accept our apologies.	And the Stones?  Did you find them in the wreckage?
staedert?  what's going on?  did you destroy it?	I'm about to, Mr. President.
my philosophy mr. president is shoot first ask questions later. i don't like uninvited guests.	Gentlemen?
recommendations.	My philosophy Mr. President is shoot first ask questions later. I don't like uninvited guests.
wait or act.	Recommendations.
options.	Wait or act.
not yet sir..the only thing we know is it just keeps getting bigger!	Options.
what you are saying is you don't know what this..thing..is.	Not yet Sir..The only thing we know is it just keeps getting bigger!
there are no results from the chemical and molecular analysis as of yet, all the calibers are overshot..we're hoping a thermo nucleatic imaging..	What you are saying is you don't know what this..thing..is.
i have to address the supreme council in 10 minutes. just the facts, general.	There are no results from the chemical and molecular analysis as of yet, all the calibers are overshot..we're hoping a thermo nucleatic imaging..
perfect, mr. president.	I have to address the Supreme Council in 10 minutes. Just the facts, General.
is that better?	Perfect, Mr. President.
i can hear you, mr. president, but i can't see you .	Is that better?
staedert, do you read me?	I can hear you, Mr. President, but I can't see you .
drink!	To fame.. salud..
then let us toast to your fame!  here billy..	Drink!
a weapon against evil.  amazing!  i am going to be famous.	Then let us toast to your fame!  Here Billy..
father.. it in the most extraordinary thing.. the greatest find in history..can you imagine the implications.	Only too well... here you must be parched..
amen..	Father.. it in the most extraordinary thing.. the greatest find in history..can you imagine the implications.
"..in which all the history of the universe resides ..all the strength..all the hope..protect us from evil.."	Amen..
lord forgive me.. they already know too, much..	"..in which all the history of the Universe resides ..all the strength..all the hope..Protect us from Evil.."
right away, sir. i'll send you a new one to the hotel.	I'm not at the hotel!
dispatch me another zfx200 immediately. someone stole mine.	Right away, Sir. I'll send you a new one to the hotel.
yes, sir!	Dispatch me another ZFX200 immediately. Someone stole mine.
who gives a shit! i didn't come here to listen to music! listen up instead of running off at the mouth! the batteries on my phone are almost gone.	Yes, Sir!
yes, mr. zorg, i hear you perfectly! so, how was the concert?	Who gives a shit! I didn't come here to listen to music! Listen up instead of running off at the mouth! The batteries on my phone are almost gone.
how's that? can you hear me better now?	Yes, Mr. Zorg, I hear you perfectly! So, how was the concert?
the stones will be here. i'll see to it personally!	...I can't wait to be among you.
how's our deal coming along?	Fine, just fine!  I'll have the 4 pieces you asked for any time now.  But it wasn't easy. My costs have tripled.
got it.	How's our deal coming along?
do you have the picture now mr. zorg?	Got it.
really? maybe i can get you on my screen and see you at last!	Do you have the picture now Mr. Zorg?
...not far, now.	Really? Maybe I can get you on my screen and see you at last!
no... not at all.  where are you?	...Not far, now.
am i disturbing you?	No... not at all.  Where are you?
she died in her sleep three days ago.  it was in the paper...	I just talked to her.
tom... she's dead.	She died in her sleep three days ago.  It was in the paper...
she's all i've got.  she's the only witness.	Tom... she's dead.
what?	She's all I've got.  She's the only witness.
mrs. christian.	What?
who are you calling?	Mrs. Christian.
what was i supposed to think happened to you?!	Amy...
don't...	What was I supposed to think happened to you?!
you're killing me...	Don't...
i don't know what to say	You're killing me...
look where we are.  look at yourself.  you son of a bitch, you don't have any idea what you're putting me through...	I don't know what to say
amy, i'm not going to let anything happen to us.	Look where we are.  Look at yourself.  You son of a bitch, you don't have any idea what you're putting me through...
you should have.	Amy, I'm not going to let anything happen to us.
i was in hell.  if i called you... if i heard your voice... it would have been so easy for me to quit. i couldn't do that.	You should have.
no, i don't, because you're not telling me anything!	I was in hell.  If I called you... if I heard your voice... it would have been so easy for me to quit. I couldn't do that.
you don't understand...	No, I don't, because you're not telling me anything!
you couldn't?	You don't understand...
i wanted to call.  i couldn't.	You couldn't?
you owe me an explanation.  you can't treat me like this.	I wanted to call.  I couldn't.
you're sorry?  what was i supposed to think?	You owe me an explanation.  You can't treat me like this.
i don't know.  i'm sorry...	You're sorry?  What was I supposed to think?
why haven't you called?  why don't you answer your phone?	I don't know.  I'm sorry...
it has to be this way for now.  it won't be long.	Why haven't you called?  Why don't you answer your phone?
tom...	It has to be this way for now.  It won't be long.
i can't tell you, amy.  you know i can't.  you have to trust me...	Tom...
what's going on, tom?  what happened?	I can't tell you, Amy.  You know I can't.  You have to trust me...
i'm okay, honey, i'm okay.  are you alright?	What's going on, Tom?  What happened?
what happened to you?	I'm okay, honey, I'm okay.  Are you alright?
... what's going on?	Just do it, Amy, please, go.
i'm okay.  please, honey, i can't explain.  don't use the phone, just pack a bag and get out.  i'm on my way.  i'll be back at the house in three hours.  call me from the hotel when you get there	... What's going on?
what's wrong?  are you alright?	I'm okay.  Please, honey, I can't explain.  Don't use the phone, just pack a bag and get out.  I'm on my way.  I'll be back at the house in three hours.  Call me from the hotel when you get there
amy, just listen.  take cindy and get out of the house.  do it now. go to a hotel and stay there...	What's wrong?  Are you alright?
tom?  where have you been... ?	Amy, just listen.  Take Cindy and get out of the house.  Do it now. Go to a hotel and stay there...
amy, it's me.  listen very carefully..	Tom?  Where have you been... ?
hello?	Amy, it's me.  Listen very carefully..
why the gun?	I'm not gonna need it.  I won't even wear it.  It's a precaution.  Don't worry about me.
it's a missing persons case... a long shot.  i'll give it two months, two months at most, then i'll be back.  we'll take a vacation.	Why the gun?
i know.	It's a missing persons case... a long shot.  I'll give it two months, two months at most, then I'll be back.  We'll take a vacation.
sometimes you can't know what i'm doing.  it's better that way.	I know.
i understand.	Sometimes you can't know what I'm doing.  It's better that way.
this is the mortgage.  this is cindy's college money.	I understand.
i'm not using him again for anything.  he was worthless.  you have bridge here saturday?	Betty's out of town so we're playing next week.
you're not using the same guy who tried to fix it?	I'm not using him again for anything.  He was worthless.  You have bridge here Saturday?
sure.  i'll call the guy.	You're not using the same guy who tried to fix it?
you think you'll have time for the water heater this weekend?	Sure.  I'll call the guy.
i love you.	I love you.
honey, i'm not, please...	I love you.
you better not be smoking, that's all i can say.	Honey, I'm not, please...
business was fine.  i'll tell you what, you couldn't pay me enough to live down there.	You better not be smoking, that's all I can say.
how's the detective business?	Business was fine.  I'll tell you what, you couldn't pay me enough to live down there.
okay, i believe you.	We've been all through that.  I've been on my best behavior.
well, i'm not smoking, okay?	Okay, I believe you.
i'm not accusing you...	Well, I'm not smoking, okay?
you know, amy, i've been sitting around in bars and everywhere following this guy... i mean, is this what i get first thing?  before you even "hello," you accuse me... ?	I'm not accusing you...
your clothing reeks of it.	You know, Amy, I've been sitting around in bars and everywhere following this guy... I mean, is this what I get first thing?  Before you even "hello," you accuse me... ?
smoking?  i'm not smoking.	Your clothing reeks of it.
what's this... have you been smoking... ?	Smoking?  I'm not smoking.
do you know how much i missed you?	What's this... have you been smoking... ?
welcome home.	Do you know how much I missed you?
you know where i can get it?  i have a lot of money to spend.	There ain't no such thing as snuff. Why don't you fuck off?
what you see is what i got, mister.	You know where I can get it?  I have a lot of money to spend.
snuff?	What you see is what I got, mister.
there's nothing harder.	Snuff?
anything harder?	There's nothing harder.
mixed hard bondage.  rape films. sick shit.  buy five, get one free.	Anything harder?
what are these?	Mixed hard bondage.  Rape films. Sick shit.  Buy five, get one free.
what the fuck... !	I promised him to Machine.
dino...	Nobody knows anything.
there's nothing there, you brain- dead cunt.  think about it.  there's absolutely no way in this world to connect us to anything.  i want you to hang the phone up, and if you call me about this again i'm going to send a friend of mine out there and have him crack you open with a fucking rib spreader.	Dino...
because somebody just fucking called me and fucking laid it out!	There's nothing there, you brain- dead cunt.  Think about it.  There's absolutely no way in this world to connect us to anything.  I want you to hang the phone up, and if you call me about this again I'm going to send a friend of mine out there and have him crack you open with a fucking rib spreader.
blow me, you paranoid fuck, that's impossible.  why are you bothering me with this... ?	Because somebody just fucking called me and fucking laid it out!
i'm telling you...	Blow me, you paranoid fuck, that's impossible.  Why are you bothering me with this... ?
bullshit.	I'm telling you...
the loop!  the girl we did, what the fuck do you think i'm talking about?!  this guy calls and says he knows about the fucking loop...	Bullshit.
what are you talking about?	The loop!  The girl we did, what the fuck do you think I'm talking about?!  This guy calls and says he knows about the fucking loop...
i just got a call... two seconds ago, some motherfucker called... says he knows about the loop.	What are you talking about?
what do you want?	I just got a call... two seconds ago, some motherfucker called... says he knows about the loop.
i'll get it.  it's in a safe deposit box, in the city...	How cooperative.  Longdale will keep you company.
bring the film, or we kill him.	I'll get it.  It's in a safe deposit box, in the city...
he doesn't know anything... he's got nothing to do with this...	Bring the film, or we kill him.
can you guess what i'm going to say next?	He doesn't know anything... he's got nothing to do with this...
look, he's got nothing to do with this... let him go...	Can you guess what I'm going to say next?
friend of yours?	Look, he's got nothing to do with this... let him go...
you remember mr. longdale, don't you?	I remember him.
look, i don't know what this...	Shut up, cunt!  Do exactly as I say, or I'll put this arrow through your throat.
empty the gun onto the table, very carefully.	Look, I don't know what this...
what are you... ?	Take out your gun!
mister welles... would you be so kind as to remove any firearms from your person?	What are you... ?
hmm?  oh, the knifes?  they're just props.  nice, aren't they?	Sure.
what are these for?	Hmm?  Oh, the knifes?  They're just props.  Nice, aren't they?
they should be here any minute.	What are these for?
where are the women?	They should be here any minute.
excellent.	Where are the women?
right here.	Excellent.
you brought the money?	Right here.
where's that?	Brooklyn.  Don't be late.
machine's in?	He's in.  It will be his pleasure.
i'll do this for you.  fifteen thousand dollars.	Machine's in?
you trust me to keep your money, but not to take your picture?	Those are two different kinds of trust.  Thank you for your time.  I hope we can do business.
i'm camera shy.	You trust me to keep your money, but not to take your picture?
what's the problem?	I'm camera shy.
i'd rather you didn't.	What's the problem?
you have a beautiful face... the way the light hits it.  i'd like to take your picture.  you don't mind?	I'd rather you didn't.
well, well, i'll have to put my thinking-cap on about all this. you'll leave the money as a deposit?  very good.	You have a beautiful face... the way the light hits it.  I'd like to take your picture.  You don't mind?
we can do that.	Well, well, I'll have to put my thinking-cap on about all this. You'll leave the money as a deposit?  Very good.
he might be interested... but it would mean another five thousand.	We can do that.
if it's not him, there's no deal.	He might be interested... but it would mean another five thousand.
machine.	If it's not him, there's no deal.
and the other performer... it has to be that monster you use... the man in the mask.	Machine.
i'll consider it.	And the other performer... it has to be that monster you use... the man in the mask.
i want to watch you work.	I'll consider it.
and they are?	I want to watch you work.
five thousand now, five thousand on delivery. two women, one white and one black, as long as they have large breasts. hard bondage, or course.  other than that, trusting your artistic interpretation, i have only two stipulations.	And they are?
is it?	Five thousand now, five thousand on delivery. Two women, one white and one black, as long as they have large breasts. Hard bondage, or course.  Other than that, trusting your artistic interpretation, I have only two stipulations.
that's five thousand dollars.	Is it?
yes.  what we're looking for is rather specific.	That's five thousand dollars.
you said something about money.	Yes.  What we're looking for is rather specific.
a fellow investor.	Hmm.
flattering.  and, who's your colorful little chum?	A fellow investor.
i'd like to commission a work.  i'm a great admirer of yours.	Flattering.  And, who's your colorful little chum?
what can i do for you today?	I'd like to commission a work.  I'm a great admirer of yours.
it's an honor to meet you.  thank you for seeing us.	What can I do for you today?
you got the guts, tough guy?  gonna kill us all, is that it?	You betrayed us.
... sorry...	First things first.  You might want to watch this, Mr. Welles...
leave him alone.	Fuck off.
you're a dead man.	Leave him alone.
don't let longdale's questionable choice of weapon give you any ideas. if his fey little gun puts enough little holes in you, you'll be just as dead... and so will max.	Move it, dirtbag... !
is that him?	Put the gun down, take the handcuffs.  Handcuff yourself to the bed.
you're gonna be seeing a lot of me. you're sure you don't mind?	It's good what you're doing.
it's horrible, but it'll be your best friend after a few days.  i hope you realize what kind of long shot you're chasing after.	You're gonna be seeing a lot of me. You're sure you don't mind?
any good?	It's horrible, but it'll be your best friend after a few days.  I hope you realize what kind of long shot you're chasing after.
files are mostly by state and year of disappearance.  we try to keep the children and adults separate. no eating or smoking in here, but there's a coffee machine in the hall.	Any good?
they were pretty clear they didn't want this coming back on them.	Well, that's all I can do.  Sorry.
i can give you my card, if your clients want to call me...	They were pretty clear they didn't want this coming back on them.
they're putting themselves in place of this kid's parents and thinking they'd want to hear their girl's okay, even if that's all they hear.	I can give you my card, if your clients want to call me...
i'm not so sure about this.	They're putting themselves in place of this kid's parents and thinking they'd want to hear their girl's okay, even if that's all they hear.
this doctor and wife, they're nice people, but they don't want to get too involved.  they're not trying to have the parents come looking for the girl either. you and i both know sometimes, not often, but sometimes there's real reasons why a kid'll run. molestation, whatever.  besides that, the girl's probably eighteen, so she's legal.	I'm not so sure about this.
why don't they come to me?	This doctor and wife, they're nice people, but they don't want to get too involved.  They're not trying to have the parents come looking for the girl either. You and I both know sometimes, not often, but sometimes there's real reasons why a kid'll run. Molestation, whatever.  Besides that, the girl's probably eighteen, so she's legal.
for whatever reasons i thought you might be more receptive.	Why don't they come to me?
we do.	For whatever reasons I thought you might be more receptive.
i figured you share information.	We do.
why not go to the n.c.i.c. or n.c.m.e.c.?	I figured you share information.
few days ago, i was contacted by a couple living in philadelphia, a doctor and his wife.  what happened was they picked up a young girl hitchhiking off 81, which heads into philadelphia, started up a conversation with this girl, she looked homeless, seemed about eighteen maybe.  they convinced her to let them buy her a meal in the city.  nice kid, mature, didn't have much to say, but they got a sense she's a runaway, so all through dinner the doctor's working on her, trying to convince her that at the very least she should pick up a telephone.  not surprisingly, she ate her food, excused herself...  that's the last they saw her.  the reason they came to me for help, the reason i'm coming to you, is we had a friend of mine in the department work up a sketch...  they want to see if i can i.d. this girl, somehow pass along a message to let the parents know the kid's alive, doing alright.	Why not go to the N.C.I.C. or N.C.M.E.C.?
absolutely.  of course i'll abide by whatever decision you make, but i'd appreciate if you'll hear me out...	Few days ago, I was contacted by a couple living in Philadelphia, a doctor and his wife.  What happened was they picked up a young girl hitchhiking off 81, which heads into Philadelphia, started up a conversation with this girl, she looked homeless, seemed about eighteen maybe.  They convinced her to let them buy her a meal in the city.  Nice kid, mature, didn't have much to say, but they got a sense she's a runaway, so all through dinner the doctor's working on her, trying to convince her that at the very least she should pick up a telephone.  Not surprisingly, she ate her food, excused herself...  That's the last they saw her.  The reason they came to me for help, the reason I'm coming to you, is we had a friend of mine in the department work up a sketch...  They want to see if I can I.D. this girl, somehow pass along a message to let the parents know the kid's alive, doing alright.
there are reasons for the way we do things here.	Absolutely.  Of course I'll abide by whatever decision you make, but I'd appreciate if you'll hear me out...
what i'd like, very simply, is access to your archive.  and, now i understand this isn't something you normally do for private citizens...	There are reasons for the way we do things here.
alright, tom.	What I'd like, very simply, is access to your archive.  And, now I understand this isn't something you normally do for private citizens...
call me tom.	Alright, Tom.
what can i do for you, mr. welles?	Call me Tom.
that's right, you just stood there and watched, because you "felt like it."  almost makes you worse.	What do you want?  You want me to fall to my knees and start crying like a baby... ?
i never killed anyone.	That's right, you just stood there and watched, because you "felt like it."  Almost makes you worse.
easy enough for you.	I never killed anyone.
do it!  put me out of my misery so i don't have to listen to you whining anymore.  you think it's so easy?	Easy enough for you.
don't think i won't.	Do it!  Put me out of my misery so I don't have to listen to you whining anymore.  You think it's so easy?
do it.	Don't think I won't.
where?  show me where.	I fucking don't know.  What do you think... we weren't burying treasure.  We didn't pace it out so we could come back and get it.  We dug a hole and we put her in it. Your guess is as good as mine.
i don't know...  ... out there somewhere.	Where?  Show me where.
show me where you buried her.	I don't know...  ... out there somewhere.
you got absolute zero.	Show me where you buried her.
stop talking.	You got absolute zero.
you can't go to the cops.  all you can do is cut me loose and walk away, because you got nothing...	Stop talking.
where do you think you're taking this, huh?  gonna be a big hero, avenge that little girl's death? gonna make everything right with the world?  how you gonna do that... ?	You can't go to the cops.  All you can do is cut me loose and walk away, because you got nothing...
keep moving.	Where do you think you're taking this, huh?  Gonna be a big hero, avenge that little girl's death? Gonna make everything right with the world?  How you gonna do that... ?
took it out the bathroom window. buried it in the woods.	Show me.
what did you do with her body?	Took it out the bathroom window. Buried it in the woods.
there wasn't nobody around.  this place was a shit-hole.  i backed up the car to the door and we carried her in, like groceries.  dino made her eat a bunch of pills, we laid out the plastic, put film in the camera and machine went to work.	What did you do with her body?
nobody saw you bring her in?	There wasn't nobody around.  This place was a shit-hole.  I backed up the car to the door and we carried her in, like groceries.  Dino made her eat a bunch of pills, we laid out the plastic, put film in the camera and Machine went to work.
what do you want to know?  you saw it, you saw the loop...	Nobody saw you bring her in?
tell me what happened.	What do you want to know?  You saw it, you saw the loop...
made me sick, but what did i care? what did i care if some hump wants to beat off to that.  it was just something i was doing for money.	Tell me what happened.
you enjoy it?	Made me sick, but what did I care? What did I care if some hump wants to beat off to that.  It was just something I was doing for money.
i don't know.  i felt like it.  i never saw anyone get done before.	You enjoy it?
why?	Because we're going there.
show me where you did it, on the map, exactly where you did it.	Why?
i want to know.  i want to know exactly what you did to her!	Fuck you then, you want to know?  I talked her up, told her how beautiful she was, told her she was gonna be a star.  I told her I was gonna get her a screen test, and while I'm doing that, I got her a soda and dropped a mickey.  When it was dark enough, I rang Dino and told him it was go time, I put her in the trunk of my car and we went and we fucking did it.  That's what happened.  She's dead.  She's been dead a long fucking time.  Nobody fucking cares!
what the fuck do you want from me?	I want to know.  I want to know exactly what you did to her!
what did you do, knock her out, shoot her up... ?	What the fuck do you want from me?
something like that.	What did you do, knock her out, shoot her up... ?
so... you brought dino in, and he brought machine.  and, one day, a girl walked into your office because you had an ad in the paper for models.  and she never walked out.	Something like that.
it was a lot of fucking money.	So... you brought Dino in, and he brought Machine.  And, one day, a girl walked into your office because you had an ad in the paper for models.  And she never walked out.
that's all?  thirty each.  that's all it took for you to murder her?	It was a lot of fucking money.
thirty thousand each, that fucking cocksucker.	That's all?  Thirty each.  That's all it took for you to murder her?
how much did he pay you?	Thirty thousand each, that fucking cocksucker.
yeah.	How much did he pay you?
told him you could get him a snuff film.	Yeah.
yeah, the fucking lawyer.	Told him you could get him a snuff film.
okay, we'll come back to that.  so, six years ago a guy contacts you, through the classifieds, over the phone, however he does it.  it's longdale, looking for a snuff film. and you, entrepreneur that you are, tell him you can hook him up.	Yeah, the fucking lawyer.
what the fuck am i gonna protect that freak for?  he was dino's boy, not mine.  he shows up with his mask on, leaves with his mask on.  nobody knows.	Okay, we'll come back to that.  So, six years ago a guy contacts you, through the classifieds, over the phone, however he does it.  It's Longdale, looking for a snuff film. And you, entrepreneur that you are, tell him you can hook him up.
i will never get tired of hurting you, eddie, so you might want to change your attitude.	What the fuck am I gonna protect that freak for?  He was Dino's boy, not mine.  He shows up with his mask on, leaves with his mask on.  Nobody knows.
i told you, i don't know.	I will never get tired of hurting you, Eddie, so you might want to change your attitude.
i want his name.	I told you, I don't know.
i don't know...	I want his name.
who is machine?	I don't know...
what do you want?	Who is Machine?
starting to recognize a pattern?	What do you want?
fuck you!	Starting to recognize a pattern?
don't ask questions.	Fuck you!
how'd you find me here?	Don't ask questions.
don't bore me with that bullshit.	How'd you find me here?
i'm gonna kill you.	Don't bore me with that bullshit.
what's he talking about?	One million dollars, Dino.  How much did he tell you he had...
what the fuck are you.. ?	You killed that girl and you put it on film.  You and your pals, you're fucked.  You fucked up real good.
you murdered that girl, eddie.  six years ago...	What the fuck are you.. ?
who is this.	You murdered that girl, Eddie.  Six years ago...
i know what you did.	Who is this.
what?	I know what you did.
i know what you did.	What?
yeah, who's this?	I know what you did.
eddie.	Yeah, who's this?
celebrity films.	Eddie.
fuck you!	Celebrity Films.
get together some upscale product where the girls still have teeth in their head.  till then, fuck you.	Fuck you!
look, you cocksucker...	Get together some upscale product where the girls still have teeth in their head.  Till then, fuck you.
the only thing wrong is the cheap, softcore crap you're peddling, eddie.  where do you get this stuff?	Look, you cocksucker...
maybe there's something wrong with the scumbag customers coming into your place, ever think of that?	The only thing wrong is the cheap, softcore crap you're peddling, Eddie.  Where do you get this stuff?
i had three jerkoffs trying to return your tapes last month.  do you know how bad a skin flick has to be for some jackass to come back into my place with a fucking receipt, and try to fucking return it?	Maybe there's something wrong with the scumbag customers coming into your place, ever think of that?
you know how my tapes sell.  people eat this stuff up.	I had three jerkoffs trying to return your tapes last month.  Do you know how bad a skin flick has to be for some jackass to come back into my place with a fucking receipt, and try to fucking return it?
he's lying.	Look at him.  You think he played it square?  How much did he give you, how much did he keep for himself?
give me the film.	Go ahead, shoot me.  Then try driving to Brooklyn with my brains all over the windshield.
you'll get it when we get there.	Give me the film.
give me the film.	You'll get it when we get there.
fuck you.	Give me the film.
you almost went over your limit.	Fuck you.
enlighten me.	Because he could.  He did it because he could.  What other reason were you looking for?
isn't it incredibly obvious?	Enlighten me.
why did he buy a film of some poor, lost girl getting butchered?	Isn't it incredibly obvious?
a man like mr. christian, a great man... all his money, all his power... a man who attained everything there was to attain...	Why did he buy a film of some poor, lost girl getting butchered?
i'm asking.	A man like Mr. Christian, a great man... all his money, all his power... a man who attained everything there was to attain...
you're asking me why?	I'm asking.
just tell me.  tell me some more of the secrets you and christian shared. what kind of degenerate pervert was he really?  what the fuck did he want with a snuff film?	You're asking me why?
you're making me very angry.	Just tell me.  Tell me some more of the secrets you and Christian shared. What kind of degenerate pervert was he really?  What the fuck did he want with a snuff film?
did it get him off, huh, watching them cut her up?  tell me, because i really want to understand.  did he jerk off to it?  you watch it with him, sit there giving him a handjob while you both watched... ?	You're making me very angry.
shut your mouth and drive!	Did it get him off, huh, watching them cut her up?  Tell me, because I really want to understand.  Did he jerk off to it?  You watch it with him, sit there giving him a handjob while you both watched... ?
mary anne mathews was alive till you paid money to have her murdered.	Shut your mouth and drive!
shut up.	Mary Anne Mathews was alive till you paid money to have her murdered.
you found these smut dealers and asked to buy a snuff film, right? wanted them to find you one.  well, they didn't find you one, longdale, they went out and made you one...	Shut up.
mary anne mathews, that was her name.  her mom remembers her.	You found these smut dealers and asked to buy a snuff film, right? Wanted them to find you one.  Well, they didn't find you one, Longdale, they went out and made you one...
none of this would be happening if you would have left it alone.  if you weren't digging up a girl who died six years ago.  a girl no one even remembers.	Mary Anne Mathews, that was her name.  Her mom remembers her.
except, you're willing commit murder with them.	None of this would be happening if you would have left it alone.  If you weren't digging up a girl who died six years ago.  A girl no one even remembers.
they're no friends of mine.	Except, you're willing commit murder with them.
followed me... must have freaked out when you saw me closing in on your buddies...	They're no friends of mine.
never mind how i found you.	Followed me... must have freaked out when you saw me closing in on your buddies...
that's why you got scared when mrs. christian hired me.  you knew about the film, figured it had to be in that safe.  how'd you find me?	Never mind how I found you.
i was well compensated.	That's why you got scared when Mrs. Christian hired me.  You knew about the film, figured it had to be in that safe.  How'd you find me?
must have paid you a lot, for you to risk everything.  would've had to have cut yourself a real nice piece of money.	I was well compensated.
that's trust.  mr. christian trusted me implicitly.	Must have paid you a lot, for you to risk everything.  Would've had to have cut yourself a real nice piece of money.
so, he sent you, gave you the money, his errand-boy.  and if you refused, it wasn't like you could tell anyone your pervert boss just asked you to get him a snuff film.  that's the beauty of lawyer/client privilege.	That's trust.  Mr. Christian trusted me implicitly.
wouldn't exactly have been possible for a man of his stature.	So, he sent you, gave you the money, his errand-boy.  And if you refused, it wasn't like you could tell anyone your pervert boss just asked you to get him a snuff film.  That's the beauty of lawyer/client privilege.
you were the middleman, am i right? old man christian wasn't about to go shopping for a snuff film himself.	Wouldn't exactly have been possible for a man of his stature.
that's right.	Well, whatever reasons Mrs. Christian has for engaging the services of a private investigator, I should certainly be a party to. But, since she feels differently, I can only go on the record as having expressed my adamant disapproval.
you are a private investigator?	That's right.
of what sort?	You are a private investigator?
as mr. christian's attorney and one of the executors of his estate, it concerns me that a meeting of this sort should take place without my being asked to attend.	Of what sort?
i'm listening.	As Mr. Christian's attorney and one of the executors of his estate, it concerns me that a meeting of this sort should take place without my being asked to attend.
yes, i do have something to say.  i insisted on being here as soon as i heard mrs. christian contacted you.	I'm listening.
look... that's awful generous and everything...	It's not my money.  The woman I got it from is never going to give it a second thought.  Let's not make a big deal out of this, okay?  Go be a race car driver.  Go run for President.  Whatever.
it's money.  people use it to purchase goods and services.	Look... that's awful generous and everything...
what's this?	It's money.  People use it to purchase goods and services.
still don't want to tell me what you're doing?	Nope.
i'm trying to figure that out myself.  i have to see machine without his mask.	Still don't want to tell me what you're doing?
what's next?	I'm trying to figure that out myself.  I have to see Machine without his mask.
i know if i had to pick, it'd be "choke," or "devil."	"Devil" frightened me as much as it excited me, but I'd be hard pressed to choose a favorite.
you don't need to be here.	What kind of Junior P.I. would I be if I didn't go with you?
who is he, his name?	Nobody knows his name.  That's his thing.  He always wears a mask.  You never see his face.  He calls himself "Machine," that's what they call him.  Machine.
i told you, he's one of dino velvet's stock players...	Who is he, his name?
who is he?	I told you, he's one of Dino Velvet's stock players...
wha... ?	Who is this, in the mask?  Who is he?
oh, come on, man, what are we doing in this flea bag?	It's cheap, and people know to mind their own business. What have you got for me?
great.	Oh, come on, man, what are we doing in this flea bag?
it's their presidential suite.	Great.
you didn't say it was gonna be this luxurious.	It's their Presidential Suite.
consider it.  meanwhile, dig up whatever dino velvet films you can. get receipts.  i'll call back.	See ya.
you want me to come out there and play private eye?	Consider it.  Meanwhile, dig up whatever Dino Velvet films you can. Get receipts.  I'll call back.
take a vacation.  i'll pay you four hundred a day, plus expenses.	You want me to come out there and play private eye?
i'm a working stiff, pops.	Take a vacation.  I'll pay you four hundred a day, plus expenses.
well, i'm in new york now.  what do you say to flying out and giving me a hand?	I'm a working stiff, pops.
he cuts all kinds of other stuff into his movies; photographs, newsreel footage, subliminal images. thinks he's making art.	Well, I'm in New York now.  What do you say to flying out and giving me a hand?
alright, i get the picture.	He cuts all kinds of other stuff into his movies; photographs, newsreel footage, subliminal images. Thinks he's making art.
nothing illegal, it's always borderline.  like if some freak wants to see a transvestite in a full rubber immersion suit getting an enema from a...	Alright, I get the picture.
out of the back of bondage magazines mostly, but you can find it on the street if you look.  he'll also do commissions, for enough money...	Nothing illegal, it's always borderline.  Like if some freak wants to see a transvestite in a full rubber immersion suit getting an enema from a...
where does he sell it?	Out of the back of bondage magazines mostly, but you can find it on the street if you look.  He'll also do commissions, for enough money...
you're learning.	Where does he sell it?
specialty product.	You're learning.
his stuff comes out of new york. bondage and fetish videos, gothic hardcore.  definitely not for the squeamish.	Specialty product.
a weirdo making s+m films?  who'd have thought it?	His stuff comes out of New York. Bondage and fetish videos, Gothic Hardcore.  Definitely not for the squeamish.
dino velvet... yeah, he's like the john luc godard of s+m flicks, supposed to be a real weirdo.	A weirdo making S+M films?  Who'd have thought it?
so, you have a wife and kid waiting for you in pennsylvania... what are you doing mixed up in all this?	Good question.
a daughter.	So, you have a wife and kid waiting for you in Pennsylvania... what are you doing mixed up in all this?
i see a ring on your finger.  you have any kids?	A daughter.
what about me?	I see a ring on your finger.  You have any kids?
you can't sit there all day watching the parade of losers that comes into that place without going numb.  so what? am i gonna go off and be a race car driver?  go to harvard?  run for president?  what about you, pops?	What about me?
you're telling me it doesn't get to you?	You can't sit there all day watching the parade of losers that comes into that place without going numb.  So what? Am I gonna go off and be a race car driver?  Go to Harvard?  Run for President?  What about you, pops?
yeah, i'm a real genius.  what choices have i got?  fuck, just because i know about stuff like tonight doesn't mean i deal it.  i work a job.  it beats pumping gas, beats making hamburgers.	You're telling me it doesn't get to you?
you just strike me as smart enough to be doing something else.	Yeah, I'm a real genius.  What choices have I got?  Fuck, just because I know about stuff like tonight doesn't mean I deal it.  I work a job.  It beats pumping gas, beats making hamburgers.
i'm not mixed up in anything, hayseed.  what are you talking about?	You just strike me as smart enough to be doing something else.
i don't mean any offense... but what are you doing mixed up in all this?	I'm not mixed up in anything, hayseed.  What are you talking about?
i don't know, where are yours?	I don't mean any offense... but what are you doing mixed up in all this?
where are your parents?	I don't know, where are yours?
twenty-five.	Where are your parents?
how old are you?	Twenty-five.
first of all, basement sales like tonight aren't gonna last much longer.  it's too risky, one, and two, everything's going on the internet.  anyone with a computer and enough patience can find anything he wants.  it's heaven for those degenerate chicken-hawks. they're swapping pictures back and forth as fast as their modems can zap 'em.  but, there's still some weird shit under the counter where i work sometimes.  no one knows where it comes from.  that's local underground, where information spreads by word of mouth.  those are zombies, hardcore junkies.  their hands are permanently pruned.  they go out in the sun they don't burn, they blister.  other than that, all i know about is the mail. classified ads in the paper with hidden codes.  secret couriers. credit card orders to dummy corporations.  interstate wire transfers.  revolving p.o. boxes. but, if you're asking me who do you go to to get illegal shit... who knows?  that's the whole point -- the seller stays as far away from the buyer as possible, and vice versa, and cops can't trace the deal.  there's ways to do it so nobody knows who anybody is.	How old are you?
what other ways are there to get illegal films?  who do you see?	First of all, basement sales like tonight aren't gonna last much longer.  It's too risky, one, and two, everything's going on the internet.  Anyone with a computer and enough patience can find anything he wants.  It's heaven for those degenerate chicken-hawks. They're swapping pictures back and forth as fast as their modems can zap 'em.  But, there's still some weird shit under the counter where I work sometimes.  No one knows where it comes from.  That's local underground, where information spreads by word of mouth.  Those are zombies, hardcore junkies.  Their hands are permanently pruned.  They go out in the sun they don't burn, they blister.  Other than that, all I know about is the mail. Classified ads in the paper with hidden codes.  Secret couriers. Credit card orders to dummy corporations.  Interstate wire transfers.  Revolving P.O. boxes. But, if you're asking me who do you go to to get illegal shit... who knows?  That's the whole point -- the seller stays as far away from the buyer as possible, and vice versa, and cops can't trace the deal.  There's ways to do it so nobody knows who anybody is.
i heard you asking.  that guy wasn't yanking you around.  there's no such thing.	What other ways are there to get illegal films?  Who do you see?
snuff films.	I heard you asking.  That guy wasn't yanking you around.  There's no such thing.
there's two kinds of specialty product; legal and illegal.  foot fetish, shit films, watersports, bondage, spanking, fisting, she- males, hemaphrodites... it's beyond hardcore, but legal.  this is the kind of hardcore where one guy's going to look at it and throw up, another guy looks at it and falls in love.  now, with some of the s+m and bondage films, they straddle the line.  how are you supposed to tell if the person tied up with the ball gag in their mouth is a consenting or not?  step over that line, you're into kiddie porn.  rape films, but there aren't many.  i've never seen one.	Snuff films.
child pornography.	There's two kinds of specialty product; legal and illegal.  Foot fetish, shit films, watersports, bondage, spanking, fisting, she- males, hemaphrodites... it's beyond hardcore, but legal.  This is the kind of hardcore where one guy's going to look at it and throw up, another guy looks at it and falls in love.  Now, with some of the S+M and bondage films, they straddle the line.  How are you supposed to tell if the person tied up with the ball gag in their mouth is a consenting or not?  Step over that line, you're into kiddie porn.  Rape films, but there aren't many.  I've never seen one.
what you saw tonight, we're not talking about a video some dentist takes home over the weekend.  we're talking about stuff where people get hurt.  specialty product.	Child pornography.
interesting theory.	What you saw tonight, we're not talking about a video some dentist takes home over the weekend.  We're talking about stuff where people get hurt.  Specialty product.
you've got penthouse, playboy, hustler, etc.  nobody even considers them pornography anymore.  then, there's mainstream hardcore.  triple x.  the difference is penetration. that's hardcore.  that whole industry's up in the valley. writers, directors, porn stars. they're celebrities, or they think they are.  they pump out 150 videos a week.  a week.  they've even got a porno academy awards.  america loves pornography.  anybody tells you they never use pornography, they're lying.  somebody's buying those videos.  somebody's out there spending 900 million dollars a year on phone sex.  know what else?  it's only gonna get worse.  more and more you'll see perverse hardcore coming into the mainstream, because that's evolution.  desensitization.  oh my god, elvis presley's wiggling his hips, how offensive!  nowadays, mtv's showing girls dancing around in thong bikinis with their asses hanging out.  know what i mean?  for the porn-addict, big tits aren't big enough after a while.  they have to be the biggest tits ever.  some porn chicks are putting in breast implants bigger than your head, literally.  soon, playboy is gonna be penthouse, penthouse'll be hustler, hustler'll be hardcore, and hardcore films'll be medical films. people'll be jerking off to women laying around with open wounds. there's nowhere else for it to go.	Interesting theory.
... hello... ?	Wake up, pops.  Your education begins tonight.
see you then.  oh, and, don't call me "pops."	... Hello... ?
tomorrow night, i get off at eight.	See you then.  Oh, and, don't call me "pops."
here's my number if you need it...  when can you start?	Tomorrow night, I get off at eight.
sounds good, pops.	Here's my number if you need it...  When can you start?
okay, let's pretend i live in the same fantasy world where you make four hundred a week in that dump. i'll give you six hundred for a few days.	Sounds good, pops.
four hundred a week, off the books.	Okay, let's pretend I live in the same fantasy world where you make four hundred a week in that dump. I'll give you six hundred for a few days.
how much do you make now?	Four hundred a week, off the books.
how much?	How much do you make now?
well, there's the thing; you're not gonna know anything about what i'm doing, but you can make some money.	How much?
from pennsylvania.  p.i. from pa. what are you doing out here?	Well, there's the thing; you're not gonna know anything about what I'm doing, but you can make some money.
not quite.	From Pennsylvania.  P.I. from PA. What are you doing out here?
you're a private eye.  like shaft.	Not quite.
i'm not a cop.	You're a private eye.  Like Shaft.
you're not a cop, are you?  if i ask and you are, you have to tell me.	I'm not a cop.
well, whatever there is, whoever's dealing, however it's done, i want to know.  i want a good look, so if you've got that kind of connection, great.  if not, speak now.	You're not a cop, are you?  If I ask and you are, you have to tell me.
there's not much illegal.	Well, whatever there is, whoever's dealing, however it's done, I want to know.  I want a good look, so if you've got that kind of connection, great.  If not, speak now.
well, here's the deal, max.  this thing i'm on right now has something to do with underground pornography. stuff that's sold under the counter, illegally...	There's not much illegal.
max.	Well, here's the deal, Max.  This thing I'm on right now has something to do with underground pornography. Stuff that's sold under the counter, illegally...
what's your name, if you don't mind me asking?	Max.
three, four years.	What's your name, if you don't mind me asking?
how long you been working there?	Three, four years.
good for you.	How long you been working there?
i don't know what you're looking for, mister, but so we're clear from the start, i'm straight.	Good for you.
i need some information.  thought you might be able to help.	Thomas Welles.  Nice picture.
came back for that battery-operated vagina, right?  told you you would.	I need some information.  Thought you might be able to help.
remember me?	Came back for that battery-operated vagina, right?  Told you you would.
wouldn't want to embarrass yourself in front of your fellow perverts.	Might get drummed out of the pornographer's union, and then where would I be?
i tear off the cover and paste this one on...  you know how it is.	Wouldn't want to embarrass yourself in front of your fellow perverts.
truman capote.	I tear off the cover and paste this one on...  You know how it is.
catchy title.  what are you really reading?  hard to believe that book's got any parts worth highlighting.	Truman Capote.
once you pick it up you can't put it down.	Catchy title.  What are you really reading?  Hard to believe that book's got any parts worth highlighting.
it's your call, but you're gonna be sorry when you're in one of those everyday situations that call for a battery-operated vagina and you don't have one.	I'll risk it.
well, it's tempting, but no thanks.	It's your call, but you're gonna be sorry when you're in one of those everyday situations that call for a battery-operated vagina and you don't have one.
my boss tells me i have to do more suggestive selling.	Well, it's tempting, but no thanks.
pardon me?	My boss tells me I have to do more suggestive selling.
can i interest you in a battery operated-vagina?	Pardon me?
yeah... guess so.	Can I interest you in a battery operated-vagina?
big date tonight?	Yeah... guess so.
how will i get it to you?	If you have a pencil and paper, I'll tell you how to send it.
i've got about five thousand left in cash, but i'll need another thirty, if you approve.	How will I get it to you?
fine...	I've got about five thousand left in cash, but I'll need another thirty, if you approve.
i've made progress.  i'm in manhattan.  once a few more pieces fall into place, i'll drive to you and give you an update.	Fine...
nothing more than a bother.  have you any news for me?	I've made progress.  I'm in Manhattan.  Once a few more pieces fall into place, I'll drive to you and give you an update.
i hope it's nothing serious.	Nothing more than a bother.  Have you any news for me?
i've been ordered into bed.  the doctor says i've gotten the flu, or some other wretched ailment.	I hope it's nothing serious.
i don't know if luck's the word. are you feeling alright?	I've been ordered into bed.  The doctor says I've gotten the flu, or some other wretched ailment.
how are you?  having any luck?	I don't know if luck's the word. Are you feeling alright?
mrs. christian, tom welles here.	How are you?  Having any luck?
hello?	Mrs. Christian, Tom Welles here.
you told me to look, so i looked.	You're one hell of a detective, Mrs. Christian.
send it to me through the post office like we arranged.  no return address.  you dug this up all by yourself?	You told me to look, so I looked.
okay.	Send it to me through the post office like we arranged.  No return address.  You dug this up all by yourself?
for a human life... murder on film, no statute of limitations.  who knows?  it sure could have.  i'd like you to overnight me a copy of those checks, then put them in a safe deposit box.	Okay.
do you think the film could have cost that much?	For a human life... murder on film, no statute of limitations.  Who knows?  It sure could have.  I'd like you to overnight me a copy of those checks, then put them in a safe deposit box.
i'm here.	Do you think the film could have cost that much?
hello... ?	I'm here.
to the penny.  exactly one million dollars in cash.	Hello... ?
you're joking.	To the penny.  Exactly one million dollars in cash.
totalled together, these five checks from five different accounts, they equal one million dollars.	You're joking.
okay, i follow you so far...	Totalled together, these five checks from five different accounts, they equal one million dollars.
one was for two hundred thousand, one dollar and thirteen cents. another was for three hundred thousand, six hundred fifty four dollars and seventy six cents...	Okay, I follow you so far...
the checks were for odd amounts...	One was for two hundred thousand, one dollar and thirteen cents. Another was for three hundred thousand, six hundred fifty four dollars and seventy six cents...
i'm not positive this means anything.	The checks were for odd amounts...
my husband never dealt with money personally, certainly not cash.	I'm not positive this means anything.
okay...	My husband never dealt with money personally, certainly not cash.
nothing remotely like this.	I know what I'm asking.  Your compensation will be appropriate to the risk.  You'll need cash to buy information, and I'll provide it.  I feel responsible, Mr. Welles.  You saw what he did to her.
you've found missing persons before.	Nothing remotely like this.
i deal in divorce cases.  corporate investigations...	You've found missing persons before.
any evidence you collect can be given to the police later, anonymously.  i've thought about it and there's no other way.  if you can't find them... if the only thing that comes from this film is that this is all my husband will be remembered for, well i can't let that happen.  i'm telling you i won't.  if there's no chance that poor girl's memory can be served, then i'll just have to spend my last days trying to forget her.	I deal in divorce cases.  Corporate investigations...
it won't work like that.	Any evidence you collect can be given to the police later, anonymously.  I've thought about it and there's no other way.  If you can't find them... if the only thing that comes from this film is that this is all my husband will be remembered for, well I can't let that happen.  I'm telling you I won't.  If there's no chance that poor girl's memory can be served, then I'll just have to spend my last days trying to forget her.
no.  for me to live with the ruin of my husband's name, i need know that whoever did this will be punished. if you can find them, i will take their names to the police.  i'll say my husband confessed on his death bed. i'll say i didn't have courage to come forward at first...	It won't work like that.
you don't have any other choice.	No.  For me to live with the ruin of my husband's name, I need know that whoever did this will be punished. If you can find them, I will take their names to the police.  I'll say my husband confessed on his death bed. I'll say I didn't have courage to come forward at first...
i told you i can't, not yet.	You don't have any other choice.
you... you need to go to the police.	I told you I can't, not yet.
of course.  but, i'm certain it's nothing to worry about.	You... you need to go to the police.
will you watch it and see for yourself?	Of course.  But, I'm certain it's nothing to worry about.
i'm sure it is.  it's probably something your husband was given as a bad joke.  more than likely he never even watched it.	Will you watch it and see for yourself?
i'm telling you it's not that.	I'm sure it is.  It's probably something your husband was given as a bad joke.  More than likely he never even watched it.
if you were to study it you'd see the camera cutting away... you'd see the tricks they can play...	I'm telling you it's not that.
no.	If you were to study it you'd see the camera cutting away... you'd see the tricks they can play...
please, believe me.  this is probably a stag film.  simulated rape.  hard to stomach, and it might seem real, but there are ways of making it look realistic... fake blood and special effects...	No.
mrs. christian... please, will you sit down a moment?  i want you to listen carefully. what you're talking about is a "snuff film."  but, from what i know, snuff films are a kind of... urban myth.  like, red light district folklore.  there's no such thing, i can assure you.	Please, believe me.  This is probably a stag film.  Simulated rape.  Hard to stomach, and it might seem real, but there are ways of making it look realistic... fake blood and special effects...
i didn't know what to think.  i can't tell you how horrible it's been, to know this belonged to my husband.  to know that he watched this... this atrocity.  but, i can't go to the police...	Mrs. Christian... please, will you sit down a moment?  I want you to listen carefully. What you're talking about is a "snuff film."  But, from what I know, snuff films are a kind of... urban myth.  Like, red light district folklore.  There's no such thing, I can assure you.
this is a movie showing a girl being murdered.  she's sitting on a bed, and a man rapes her... and he begins to cut her with a knife...  i only watched what i could.	I didn't know what to think.  I can't tell you how horrible it's been, to know this belonged to my husband.  To know that he watched this... this atrocity.  But, I can't go to the police...
i'm afraid i don't...	This is a movie showing a girl being murdered.  She's sitting on a bed, and a man rapes her... and he begins to cut her with a knife...  I only watched what I could.
it's a film... of a girl being murdered.	I'm afraid I don't...
cash, stock certificates, and this...	It's a film... of a girl being murdered.
do you want to tell me what you found?	Cash, stock certificates, and this...
there was nothing he could do.  my husband left everything to me.  i prevented anyone from seeing the contents.  i felt these were my husband's private things.  i didn't... i didn't realize...	Do you want to tell me what you found?
you hired someone to open it.  i'll bet the lawyer loved that.	There was nothing he could do.  My husband left everything to me.  I prevented anyone from seeing the contents.  I felt these were my husband's private things.  I didn't... I didn't realize...
my husband was the only one with the combination to this safe.  i knew about it, but as far as i was concerned it was none of my business.  not till now, that is.	You hired someone to open it.  I'll bet the lawyer loved that.
just curious.	My husband was the only one with the combination to this safe.  I knew about it, but as far as I was concerned it was none of my business.  Not till now, that is.
i wear a gun when i can tell a client expects me to.  other than that, there's never any reason.	Just curious.
do you carry a gun, mr. welles?	I wear a gun when I can tell a client expects me to.  Other than that, there's never any reason.
we were married forty-five years. hard even for me to imagine.  we had our troubles.  there were plenty of places for him to be other than here, but he was always loyal to me, and i to him.  i loved him deeply.	Do you carry a gun, Mr. Welles?
he succeeded.	We were married forty-five years. Hard even for me to imagine.  We had our troubles.  There were plenty of places for him to be other than here, but he was always loyal to me, and I to him.  I loved him deeply.
mostly.  that's where he started his empire building.  he was a good man.  notorious as an eccentric, but that was something he cultivated.  he wanted to be legendary.	He succeeded.
pittsburgh?	Mostly.  That's where he started his empire building.  He was a good man.  Notorious as an eccentric, but that was something he cultivated.  He wanted to be legendary.
his passing has left me with... something of a dilemma.  a terrible, terrible dilemma.	I'll do whatever I can to help.
my condolences.	His passing has left me with... something of a dilemma.  A terrible, terrible dilemma.
as you know, my husband passed away recently.  two weeks ago now.	My condolences.
you are highly recommended.  praised for your discretion... your strict adherence to confidentiality.	As you know, my husband passed away recently.  Two weeks ago now.
i've been privileged to provide services for people i admire.	You are highly recommended.  Praised for your discretion... your strict adherence to confidentiality.
i've spoken to friends of mine and my husband's, in harrisburg, in lancaster and hershey.  asking about you.  i must say you have friends in influential places.	I've been privileged to provide services for people I admire.
he's a lawyer.  please, sit, here...	I've spoken to friends of mine and my husband's, in Harrisburg, in Lancaster and Hershey.  Asking about you.  I must say you have friends in influential places.
he's odd.	He's a lawyer.  Please, sit, here...
thank you.	He's odd.
have a pleasant evening.  will you have tea, mister welles?	Thank you.
uh huh, pleasure.	Apparently Mr. Longdale has something he feels he simply must say before you and I speak.
mister welles. you're very prompt.	I try to be.
why... why are you doing this to me... ?	They murdered her, Mrs. Mathews, I'm sorry.  It happened a month after she ran away.  She's been dead all this time...
they killed her, and they took her out in the forest somewhere and they buried her...	Why... why are you doing this to me... ?
no... no... no...	They killed her, and they took her out in the forest somewhere and they buried her...
he raped her and...and...and he murdered her...he cut her up with knifes...	No... no... no...
no...	He raped her and...and...and he murdered her...he cut her up with knifes...
they brought her into the room... one man, he put a knife to her throat and he raped her...	No...
who are you?	They brought her into the room... one man, he put a knife to her throat and he raped her...
someone... some men, they took your daughter and they drugged her, and they took her to a motel room... they did terrible things to her...	Who are you?
who is this... ?	Someone... some men, they took your daughter and they drugged her, and they took her to a motel room... they did terrible things to her...
mrs. mathews, your daughter is dead. she's dead.	Who is this... ?
what... ?	Mrs. Mathews, your daughter is dead. She's dead.
she went to california, to los angeles... she wanted to start over. she wanted to be an actress...	What... ?
what are you talking about... ?	She went to California, to Los Angeles... she wanted to start over. She wanted to be an actress...
i have to tell you something.  it won't be easy for you to hear.  it's about your daughter... mary anne...  when i... when i was there with you, her diary, in your attic, in silverware.  if you read it, you'll know what i'm telling you is true...	What are you talking about... ?
i remember.  you just left...	I have to tell you something.  It won't be easy for you to hear.  It's about your daughter... Mary Anne...  When I... when I was there with you, her diary, in your attic, in silverware.  If you read it, you'll know what I'm telling you is true...
mrs. mathews?  it's thomas.  do you remember, i was there a few weeks ago... asking about your daughter...	I remember.  You just left...
hello... ?	Mrs. Mathews?  It's Thomas.  Do you remember, I was there a few weeks ago... asking about your daughter...
it's been six years.	What am I supposed to do?  Forget her?  Time heals all wounds, right?  She's all I think about, and I've learned to live with that.  But, you want the truth... the real truth? If I had a choice... if I had to choose, between her being out there, living a good life and being happy, and me not knowing; never finding out what happened to her...  ... or her being dead and me knowing...  I'd choose to know.
i think about it everyday.  but, every time the phone rings... every single time, i still think it's her.	It's been six years.
you were right.  i didn't find anything.  i'm going to run and get something to eat. are you hungry?	Yes.
my husband never laid a hand on her. she would have told me... she would have told me...	You're probably right, and I probably won't find anything. I don't have a right to ask this, and you can kick me out of your house if you want, but this is my profession and there's a part of me that can't let it go.  Police are just as human as you or I.  They could have missed something.  They probably didn't.  Wouldn't you rather know?
will you let me look?	My husband never laid a hand on her. She would have told me... she would have told me...
how... how can you say that to me...?	Will you let me look?
if the police focused their search in her room, her belongings, well that'd be only natural, but they may have been looking in the wrong place.	How... how can you say that to me...?
no.  you don't have any reason to think that...	If the police focused their search in her room, her belongings, well that'd be only natural, but they may have been looking in the wrong place.
it is possible... and i know this isn't something you want to hear. your daughter may have tried to hide a note where she thought you would eventually find it, but where she knew your husband would never find it.  she might have wanted to tell you something...	No.  You don't have any reason to think that...
i don't know.  i think so.	It is possible... and I know this isn't something you want to hear. Your daughter may have tried to hide a note where she thought you would eventually find it, but where she knew your husband would never find it.  She might have wanted to tell you something...
do you think the police did a good job?	I don't know.  I think so.
there wasn't one.  the police looked.	Do you think the police did a good job?
it's not really my place, but it's not easy for me to set aside the private detective part of me either. see, i know a little about missing persons.  when kids run, they almost always leave a note.  it's guilt. they want to say goodbye.	There wasn't one.  The police looked.
what?	It's not really my place, but it's not easy for me to set aside the private detective part of me either. See, I know a little about missing persons.  When kids run, they almost always leave a note.  It's guilt. They want to say goodbye.
i've got what i need for my report. there is... there is one thing that bothers me though.	What?
you should be.	I've got what I need for my report. There is... there is one thing that bothers me though.
no.	You should be.
are you religious?	No.
we're all like that.	Are you religious?
doesn't make much sense, does it? when everything's happy, when life's fine and you have every reason to believe there's a god, you don't bother.  then, something horrible happens... that's when you start praying all the time.  that's when you start going to church.	We're all like that.
i... i shouldn't take anymore of your time.  maybe we can finish tomorrow.  i'll call tomorrow...	Okay.
people remember me from the news.  can you drive me back now?	Of course.
no one knows what it's like.  you can't even imagine how much it hurts.	People remember me from the news.  Can you drive me back now?
i had to ask.  i apologize.	No one knows what it's like.  You can't even imagine how much it hurts.
you try going through what we did. bob couldn't take it, that's all. christ, there's times when it still seems like i can't either.	I had to ask.  I apologize.
i didn't mean to...	You try going through what we did. Bob couldn't take it, that's all. Christ, there's times when it still seems like I can't either.
there wasn't anything like that. the police and the fbi people asked, but there wasn't anything happened like that, never.  my husband... his heart broke when mary left...	I didn't mean to...
you have to forgive me, but in these circumstances... with your daughter...  were there any indications of... any sort of abuse?	There wasn't anything like that. The police and the FBI people asked, but there wasn't anything happened like that, never.  My husband... his heart broke when Mary left...
it got to be too much for him.	You have to forgive me, but in these circumstances... with your daughter...  Were there any indications of... any sort of abuse?
why do you think he did it?	It got to be too much for him.
we were divorced by then.  things fell apart... he was living with a friend...	Why do you think he did it?
september 4th, 1993.  about a year after mary disappeared.	We were divorced by then.  Things fell apart... he was living with a friend...
yes.	September 4th, 1993.  About a year after Mary disappeared.
if there's anything you feel uncomfortable talking about, tell me, but i have to ask.  your husband... he committed suicide?	Yes.
i don't know.	If there's anything you feel uncomfortable talking about, tell me, but I have to ask.  Your husband... he committed suicide?
what was she running from?	I don't know.
she didn't seem herself.  for months there never was any way to get her to talk about it.  one night we went to bed... the next morning she was gone.  she took some clothes.	What was she running from?
she just seemed... depressed... ?	She didn't seem herself.  For months there never was any way to get her to talk about it.  One night we went to bed... the next morning she was gone.  She took some clothes.
no.	She just seemed... depressed... ?
so, she didn't leave a note?  she never gave any indication where she might go, before she left?	No.
i didn't think there were private detectives anymore, except on tv.	You probably expect me to be wearing a trench coat and a hat.  Drinking whiskey, chasing women and getting beaten up by guys with broken noses. Want to know what it's really like? It's sitting in a car and staring at a hotel window for three days straight, pissing in a plastic bottle, pardon me, because some guy thinks his wife's cheating on him. Glamorous, huh?  And the guy who hired you, he has a hair-lip, dandruff and crooked teeth, and you could have told him the minute you laid eyes on him his wife's cheating, and you don't blame her.
that's exactly what i am.	I didn't think there were private detectives anymore, except on TV.
they hired you.  you're like, a private detective?	That's exactly what I am.
it's very important you don't let this raise your expectations.  it's not going to effect any ongoing efforts.  all i'm saying is, please know, i'm not here to create any false hope.	They hired you.  You're like, a private detective?
no.	Well, I'm following up on your daughter, Mary, height; five four, weight; hundred ten pounds, brown eyes, blonde hair.  Born April 24, 1976.  Missing June 11th, 1992.  A runaway, that's how she's listed. Is this information correct... ?
right, agent cole told me he'd call and let you know to expect me.  he didn't call?	No.
neil... neil cole.	Right, Agent Cole told me he'd call and let you know to expect me.  He didn't call?
what was the name... ? i've got it here somewhere...	Neil... Neil Cole.
these volunteer organizations are sort of interconnected, functioning hand in hand with law enforcement. the r.c.m.p. brought me in to review their investigations...  ... fact-check their records, see if there's anything they missed, anything they should be doing different.  i'm here for a few days, before i head back up to virginia. these reports go to the justice department eventually.  i spoke to your f.b.i. contact a few days ago, uh...	What was the name... ? I've got it here somewhere...
yes, but...	These volunteer organizations are sort of interconnected, functioning hand in hand with law enforcement. The R.C.M.P. brought me in to review their investigations...  ... fact-check their records, see if there's anything they missed, anything they should be doing different.  I'm here for a few days, before I head back up to Virginia. These reports go to the Justice Department eventually.  I spoke to your F.B.I. contact a few days ago, uh...
i'm sorry, let me explain, the r.c.m.p. is a support organization and archive, not unlike the center for missing and exploited children in washington.  i'm sure you've dealt with them before?	Yes, but...
i don't understand, who are... ?	I'm sorry, let me explain, the R.C.M.P. is a support organization and archive, not unlike the Center for Missing and Exploited Children in Washington.  I'm sure you've dealt with them before?
i've been hired as an independent contractor by the u.s. resource center for missing persons as part of an internal audit.  if you have any time over the next few days, i'd like to make an appointment to ask some questions about the disappearance of your daughter.	I don't understand, who are... ?
hello, mrs. mathews, my name's thomas jones, i'm a state licensed investigator...	I've been hired as an independent contractor by the U.S. Resource Center for Missing Persons as part of an internal audit.  If you have any time over the next few days, I'd like to make an appointment to ask some questions about the disappearance of your daughter.
yes... ?	Hello, Mrs. Mathews, my name's Thomas Jones, I'm a state licensed investigator...
she was the kindest, sweetest girl you'd ever want to meet.  oh, i adored her.  i supposed i always hoped she'd be back.  after a time, all i could do was pray she had moved on to better things.  can you get this suitcase to her parents, if you think it's appropriate?	I'll do what I can.
whatever possessed you to keep this all this time?	She was the kindest, sweetest girl you'd ever want to meet.  Oh, I adored her.  I supposed I always hoped she'd be back.  After a time, all I could do was pray she had moved on to better things.  Can you get this suitcase to her parents, if you think it's appropriate?
that's her suitcase.  i had forgotten it, till you showed me her picture.	Whatever possessed you to keep this all this time?
her belongings?	That's her suitcase.  I had forgotten it, till you showed me her picture.
those are her belongings.	Her belongings?
what is this?	Those are her belongings.
do you know what happened to her?	I'm trying to find out.  She was a runaway.  I'm looking into it for her parents.
you... you do?  you're sure? please, sister, will you take another look, make sure...	Yes.  I remember her.
yes... i remember mary	You... you do?  You're sure? Please, Sister, will you take another look, make sure...
yes, mister welles, thank you.	Certainly, Senator.  If I can ever be of further assistance.
the um... you'll find my invoice in the envelope. if that's all...	Yes, Mister Welles, thank you.
he's an imbecile.  i tried to warn my daughter, but what can you do?	The um... you'll find my invoice in the envelope. If that's all...
no, sir, he is not.	He's an imbecile.  I tried to warn my daughter, but what can you do?
none too discreet, is he?	No, sir, he is not.
your son-in-law dealt with the dry cleaning franchise during the day, saw that woman every night.  the specifics are in the report, and information about the woman.  it's unpleasant, i know.  i apologize...	None too discreet, is he?
yeah, i know the spiel.  if you could bag it, i'll be on my way, thank you.	Certainly, sir.
i'm required by state law to inform you that, while it's perfectly legal for you to purchase these items, it is illegal for you to use them for any sort of...	Yeah, I know the spiel.  If you could bag it, I'll be on my way, thank you.
okay.  fine.	I'm required by state law to inform you that, while it's perfectly legal for you to purchase these items, it is illegal for you to use them for any sort of...
no, you may not.	Okay.  Fine.
alright.  may i have your phone number, area code first?	No, you may not.
cash.	Alright.  May I have your phone number, area code first?
excellent.  we accept mastercard and american express.	Cash.
okay, i'll take it all.	Excellent.  we accept MasterCard and American Express.
figure it out?!?!  i'll be insane before i figure it out.  the only thing i'm sure of is that i can't go to sleep.  not while he's using me.	Then we'll stay up together.
we'll figure it out.	Figure it out?!?!  I'll be insane before I figure it out.  The only thing I'm sure of is that I can't go to sleep.  Not while he's using me.
i can't go back to sleep again.	I haven't slept much either.  Since Kristen...
yeah, or turn you into toast.	I can't go back to sleep again.
it is...was. it's a zapper, it might help me stay awake.	Yeah, or turn you into toast.
hey, since when do you play thomas edison?  this looks like sheila's.	It is...was. It's a zapper, it might help me stay awake.
i can't find him.	Hey, since when do you play Thomas Edison?  This looks like Sheila's.
doesn't the dream master work for you anymore?	I can't find him.
it was bad.	Doesn't the dream master work for you anymore?
i heard you screaming.  was it a bad one?	It was bad.
you alright?	Kristen...
kincaid and joey died last night.	What?
what's wrong?	Kincaid and Joey died last night.
alice, you think you can leave?	What's wrong?
rick...i can't.	Never say can't.  Just do what I do.
look, you gotta stand up for yourself. learn to fight back.	Rick...I can't.
but she wouldn't let dad treat me like that.	Look, you gotta stand up for yourself. Learn to fight back.
yeah.  she'd be half as strict as you.	But she wouldn't let Dad treat me like that.
i don't want to.	Yeah.  She'd be half as strict as you.
the mirror.  you can't see yourself in it.	I don't want to.
what?	The mirror.  You can't see yourself in it.
don't you think it kind of defeats the purpose?	What?
kristen, what happened?	You'll hear all kinds of stories. They'll tell you it was murder, but it wasn't.
you what?	When I used to have nightmares.  I brought my friends in to help me.  Until they all started dying.
how'd you learn so much about dreams?	When they're all you have, you kinda become an expert.
i daydream.  you have to dream about some place fun.  remember you're in control.	How'd you learn so much about dreams?
great, you wouldn't happen to know his phone number?	I daydream.  you have to dream about some place fun.  Remember you're in control.
no really, it's a fable.  the 'guardian of good' dreams.  it was like my teddy bear when i was growing up.	Great, you wouldn't happen to know his phone number?
sounds like a game show host to me.	No really, it's a fable.  The 'guardian of good' dreams.  It was like my teddy bear when I was growing up.
my mom taught me when i was little.  did you ever hear of the dream master?	Sounds like a game show host to me.
you could do worse.	My mom taught me when I was little.  Did you ever hear of the dream master?
i love to dream, i just hate ones about my dad.	You could do worse.
yeah, i'm not so sure.	I love to dream, I just hate ones about my dad.
i'm sure they're around.	Yeah, I'm not so sure.
have you seen joey and kincaid!  god, i can't find them.  i can't find them anywhere.	I'm sure they're around.
here you are.  where were you this morning?  rick's looking all over for you.	Have you seen Joey and Kincaid!  God, I can't find them.  I can't find them anywhere.
then you saw him, too?	Saw who? I was up all night cramming for this physics test, and I was putting this little baby together.  Look...
that obvious, huh?	Then you saw him, too?
you've been up all night?	That obvious, huh?
what?	You've been up all night?
we have matching luggage.	What?
ohhhhbaby, i am dead on my feet.	We have matching luggage.
maybe you shouldn't be working here so much.  you don't want to get stuck waiting tables for the rest of your life.	I know.
i know.  i hardly have any time to study.	Maybe you shouldn't be working here so much.  You don't want to get stuck waiting tables for the rest of your life.
i gotta get to the library before it closes.  killer physics test.	I know.  I hardly have any time to study.
you in a hurry?	I gotta get to the library before it closes.  Killer physics test.
you look great!	Save it for later.  Come on!
what the hell was that?	Debbie.  She's gone.  I've...collected her, like the others.
here we are.	Something's wrong here.  It feels like...
you know, i get the weirdest feeling we've been through this before.	Here we are.
he's going after debbie.  i gotta stop him.	You know, I get the weirdest feeling we've been through this before.
as long as your driving doesn't kill us.	It's okay, we're just about there.
cut that shit out.  maybe before, but not now. i want to help you. i'm on your side.	As long as your driving doesn't kill us.
you just feel sorry for me.	Cut that shit out.  Maybe before, but not now. I want to help you. I'm on your side.
hey, you're not alone.  we have to stop him, i'm with you.	You just feel sorry for me.
he's going after debbie, i gotta stop him.	Hey, you're not alone.  We have to stop him, I'm with you.
try what other kids did.  keep each other awake.  we'll meet at debbie's tonight. at least if we don't sleep he can't get us.	Who?
then what else can we do?	Try what other kids did.  Keep each other awake.  We'll meet at Debbie's tonight. At least if we don't sleep he can't get us.
yeah, right.  let's trade death by freddy for life in a rubber room.  adults won't see it. they can't.	Then what else can we do?
why can't we just talk to the authorities?	Yeah, right.  Let's trade death by Freddy for life in a rubber room.  Adults won't see it. They can't.
you don't really get it.  he's not a nightstalker.  it'll take more than bench presses to beat him.	Why can't we just talk to the authorities?
is there something we can do?	I don't think so.  I guess this is my own war.
not really.	Is there something we can do?
alright, let's assume this whole thing is true. why does freddy all of a sudden need you?	Kristen was the last child left of the people who killed Freddy.  Maybe Freddy can't get to new kids without someone like me.  Someone to bring them to him.
three days.	Alright, let's assume this whole thing is true. Why does Freddy all of a sudden need you?
how long have you been awake?	Three days.
the story is, the deaths you can't argue with.	How long have you been awake?
no offense, or anything, but it's kind of hard to swallow.	The story is, the deaths you can't argue with.
look, you know why, you just don't believe me.	No offense, or anything, but it's kind of hard to swallow.
extra money, huh?	Look, you know why, you just don't believe me.
i've been working double shifts.	Extra money, huh?
no, don't!  i gave sheila to him and now she's dead!	Kristen's story really got to her.
i was there in the dream.  he took her. it was awful.  it was awful...	"In her dream"?
i thought it was an accident.  smoking in bed.	It was no suicide.  It was not an accident.  It was Freddy, and he's coming back for seconds, thirds, and fourths.
tell him i was looking for him, okay?  i'm dan.	I know.  Uh...Alice.
rick stayed later after school with kristen.  she wasn't feeling very well.	Tell him I was looking for him, okay?  I'm Dan.
you're his sister, right?	Rick stayed later after school with Kristen.  She wasn't feeling very well.
no...	You're his sister, right?
enough of that crap.	I saw it. It was my dream.  I brought Sheila in...
it was freddy.	Enough of that crap.
asthma attack...what 17-year old has a fatal asthma attack?  she was gonna be a doctor.	It was Freddy.
i think sheila's more interested in dissecting bodies than just admiring them.	Give her time.  Beauty is skin deep.
rick, please.	Alright, I think I see salvation...
about freddy?	What else?  You ever look over this town's history?  Not a safe place to be a teenager.  Anyway, if I'm next, watch your back.
she's blaming herself for sheila.  i know how it feels.  i've been thinking about kristen.  maybe i could've stopped it, if i'd listened.	About Freddy?
how she doing?  i ran into her last night.	She's blaming herself for Sheila.  I know how it feels.  I've been thinking about Kristen.  Maybe I could've stopped it, if I'd listened.
been up with alice.	How she doing?  I ran into her last night.
hey man, we're all sorry...	She knew she was gonna die.
nice neighborhood.	Now it gets weird.  She says he comes back in dreams.  If he kills you there, you're dead for real.
it pissed off a lot of parents. according to kristen, they hunted him down; roasted him alive.	Nice neighborhood.
so?	It pissed off a lot of parents. According to Kristen, they hunted him down; roasted him alive.
she told us the story of freddy.  it's a town legend.  he was a child killer who was freed on a technicality.	So?
so what's up?  what'd i miss?	She told us the story of Freddy.  It's a town legend.  He was a child killer who was freed on a technicality.
let me talk to you.	So what's up?  What'd I miss?
i don't get it.	Let me talk to you.
hey, rick!	Excuse me, ladies.  I'll just be a moment.
t-t-thanks alice...	Earth to Alice...
honey, we went over this in therapy.	Mother, you've just murdered me.  Take that to your goddamn therapy...
sorry!! sorry that you and your tennis pals torched this guy who's now after me. in case you haven't been keeping score, it's his fucking banquet, and i'm the last course!!	Honey, we went over this in therapy.
i'm sorry honey, but...	Sorry!! Sorry that you and your tennis pals torched this guy who's now after me. In case you haven't been keeping score, it's his fucking banquet, and I'm the LAST COURSE!!
what's wrong with me?	Your distraught.  It'll help...
you're just tired.  don't think i haven't noticed your not sleeping.  that has to stop, honey.	What's wrong with me?
well mom, i'll tell ya, when two of your friends die the same day, you let me know what it does to your appetite.	You're just tired.  Don't think I haven't noticed your not sleeping.  That has to stop, honey.
something the matter with the cuisine?	Well Mom, I'll tell ya, when two of your friends die the same day, you let me know what it does to your appetite.
it's okay, babe.  we're with you.	I told you you can't help.  This isn't a normal nightmare. I'm doomed.
it's no just a house. it's his home. he's waiting there for me...to dream.	It's okay, babe.  We're with you.
i'll tell you later.	It's no just a house. It's his home. He's waiting there for me...to dream.
i though freddy was just an old town story.	It's no story.  It happened.  Freddy's real and he's back.
now you know who and what freddy really is.	I though Freddy was just an old town story.
what is it?	Oh God!  He killed them!
what?	When dad's popping aspiring like popcorn, it's avoid-all-contact-day.
avoid-all-contact-day.	What?
something wrong with the stairs?	Avoid-all-contact-day.
you don't get it, he's after me...	Don't worry, honey
you just stay put.  you need rest.	You don't get it, he's after me...
i gotta get out of here.	You just stay put.  You need rest.
you had a nasty bump.	I gotta get out of here.
yeah.  i guess so... what happened?	You had a nasty bump.
feeling better now?	Yeah.  I guess so... What happened?
we know you've been through a lot but there's more than your feelings at stake here.	You're not taking my baby!
in your present condition, alice, we're worried about your ability --	What are you talking about?  My "condition"?...
look, i appreciate what you're offering, but no.  he is my responsibility.	And ours.  It's our grandchild.
frankly, dear, we wondered what you intend to do with our baby?	What I what?  Well, I've thought about it.  I plan to keep him.
excuse us, dear.	It's okay, Dan
but how...?	He says it's easy.  Especially with sad people.  With closed-off people.
it's where he hides out.  inside.  that's how he found me.	But how...?
what do you mean?	It's where he hides out.  Inside.  That's how he found me.
he's inside you, where he hides.	What do you mean?
where is he?	He's inside you, where he hides.
mommy...?	Come on downstairs.  He won't hurt you. He needs us both.
who says i don't like you?	My friend, with the funny hand.
no you're not.  you don't even care about being a mom.  how come you don't think about me?	Who said I...wait, what?
oh...i'm sure that's not true.  i'll bet she's very worried about you.  i would be.	No you're not.  You don't even care about being a mom.  How come you don't think about me?
she doesn't want me around	Oh...I'm sure that's not true.  I'll bet she's very worried about you.  I would be.
i don't think this is a nice place for you to be.  maybe we should go find your mom.	She doesn't want me around
no...	I don't think this is a nice place for you to be.  Maybe we should go find your Mom.
is that who you're waiting for?	No...
hi, you don't look very well.  are you feeling all right?	Been having bad dreams.
how did you know that?	I could tell you were sad.  I just wanted to see if you were all right.
i'm sorry your boyfriend got killed.	How did you know that?
my name is...	I'm sorry your boyfriend got killed.
it's lonely in there, in my room.	My name is...
shouldn't you be in your room, jacob?	It's lonely in there, in my room.
hey...wake up.	Huh?
there you go.  love you.	Me too.
you're right.	There you go.  Love you.
you don't dream him up, he can't hurt you.  or me.  or us.  remember...	You're right.
yeah...i guess.	You don't dream him up, he can't hurt you.  Or me.  Or us.  Remember...
you stopped it didn't you?  it was probably just a regular bad dream.	Yeah...I guess.
no.  well, not exactly...it's that...i felt like i wasn't in control.  for the first time since...all that.  i'm scared.	You stopped it didn't you?  It was probably just a regular bad dream.
about him?	No.  Well, not exactly...it's that...I felt like I wasn't in control.  For the first time since...all that.  I'm scared.
nothing...it's just...i didn't see my father at the ceremony.	He'll show up.  C'mon, what's really wrong?
okay, babe.  what's the matter?	Nothing...it's just...I didn't see my father at the ceremony.
i know.	Okay, babe.  What's the matter?
they're coach seats, but the plane lands in paris.  it's gonna be a helluva summer, hon!	I know.
the tickets.	They're coach seats, but the plane lands in Paris.  It's gonna be a helluva summer, hon!
jesus!  don't do that!	Sorry, babe.
hi, beautiful.	Jesus!  Don't do that!
but dad --	Now.
no!  i won't have you running around in the middle of the night.  you're coming home.	But Dad --
i've got to go.	No!  I won't have you running around in the middle of the night.  You're coming home.
alice!	I've got to go.
you disappointed in me?	No, I'm not.  I sort of hope it's a boy. Be nice to have a boy playing in the house again.
since my little girl became a mom...	You disappointed in me?
since when are you such a smart shopper?	Since my little girl became a mom...
alice...	Since when are you such a smart shopper?
very funny.	Alice...
sobering...	Very funny.
how was the meeting?	Sobering...
i'm so sorry, honey...	Daddy, he's coming back...Krueger's coming back.  Make them understand.
you sure you don't want a ride to work?	It's just across the park.
thanks for everything, dad.	You sure you don't want a ride to work?
where are we going?	To take a picture.
dad!	It's the model you've been saving up for. I wanted you to have it for your trip.
no.  a deal's a deal.	Dad!
that's in the past.  unless you've stopped going to the meetings.	No.  A deal's a deal.
i watched from behind the stands.  didn't want to embarrass you, ya know.  "the drunk showed up", that kind of thing...	That's in the past.  Unless you've stopped going to the meetings.
i was afraid you weren't coming.	I watched from behind the stands.  Didn't want to embarrass you, ya know.  "The drunk showed up", that kind of thing...
he sure loves to stay awake.	That's okay.  He's got the rest of his life to catch up on his sleep.
so did dan.	He sure loves to stay awake.
you do good work, alice.	So did Dan.
but how are we gonna --	We've got to go to the asylum and find her body.  Mark said her soul's trapped with it -- that's why she can't come to me.  It must be!
jacob.  we've got to get to amanda before it's too late.	But how are we gonna --
what?	Jacob.  We've got to get to Amanda before it's too late.
you think that's the place she's buried?	If they actually bothered to bury her.
are you alright?	Yeah...So that's him.  And you're not crazy.
look...we're all tired.  none of us had any sleep since friday night...	That's the only reason you're alive...
all i know is that you are not doing yourself or the baby any good by acting like a crazy woman.  why don't you take off - leave springwood and cool out somewhere for a while?	Goddamn it, Yvonne!  You don't just run away from this guy!  He finds you in your dreams.
what do you think i'm doing?  look.  whether you believe it or not, krueger is back.  he's after the baby and if i don't try to do something about it, who will??	All I know is that you are not doing yourself or the baby any good by acting like a crazy woman.  Why don't you take off - leave Springwood and cool out somewhere for a while?
and so is your baby.  you've got more than just yourself to think of now!	What do you think I'm doing?  Look.  Whether you believe it or not, Krueger is back.  He's after the baby and if I don't try to do something about it, who will??
krueger is reality.	And so is your baby.  You've got more than just yourself to think of now!
i am your friend, and i'm worried sick about you.  but, you're like a locked safe.  you've gotta start dealing with reality.	Krueger is reality.
i really think you need to calm down now, okay?	I just can't figure out how he's getting in when I'm awake...
mark knows i'm not crazy.  ask him to show you his hands.	I really think you need to calm down now, okay?
oh, alice...no.  honey, i love you but you're going to have to get a hold of yourself...	Mark knows I'm not crazy.  Ask him to show you his hands.
i think krueger's trying to do something to it.	Oh, Alice...no.  Honey, I love you but you're going to have to get a hold of yourself...
you had me scared on the phone.  what's wrong with the baby?	I think Krueger's trying to do something to it.
i don't understand what's happening. krueger has to use my dreams, but he got to dan and greta while i was awake. how's he doing it?	Why don't you two stick to reality.
it was just an accident.  like with dan.	No accident.  I tried to warn all of you about Krueger.
what's that got to do with it?	When Dan died you weren't even asleep. You said so.  End of story.
did everyone call everyone?	They're waiting for us...but let's keep this dream stuff between you and me.
there aren't any little boys on your floor.	He must've wandered up from the children's ward.  I just wondered what was wrong with him.
have you visited the little boy on my floor?  jacob, the one who looks kind of sad?	There aren't any little boys on your floor.
it was no accident.  it was krueger.  he used to get in through my dreams, but not anymore.  he's found some other way.	Alice, it's no dream.  I'm sorry...Dan's dead.
good to see you again, mr. grey.  i've got to go find dan.	Yeah, before they revoke his diploma.
dan keeping you up again?  put a lock on that window, girl.	No, the Dan part was nice...
had kind of a long night.	Dan keeping you up again?  Put a lock on that window, girl.
hey, what's wrong with you -- let's see a smile.	Had kind of a long night.
i don't understand.	She killed herself.  Her soul's gonna be in torment.
no shit.	I don't understand.
poor woman...	No shit.
empty plot.  memorial stone.  vacant. they never did put her under.  cool, huh?	Poor woman...
but i've seen her grave.	Empty plot.  Memorial stone.  Vacant. They never did put her under.  Cool, huh?
they couldn't prove it.  no body!  nuns bumping themselves off is bad for business.	But I've seen her grave.
meaning?	They couldn't prove it.  No body!  Nuns bumping themselves off is bad for business.
that's what the newspapers thought.  she spent the rest of her life in the asylum. after krueger's trial she flipped out and hung herself, so they thought.	Meaning?
no, it's our problem, mark.  if i don't deal with this, they really might try to take jacob.  you said she committed suicide?	That's what the newspapers thought.  She spent the rest of her life in the asylum. After Krueger's trial she flipped out and hung herself, so they thought.
that's their problem.	No, it's our problem, Mark.  If I don't deal with this, they really might try to take Jacob.  You said she committed suicide?
they think i'm nuts.	That's their problem.
i couldn't do that, mark.  he's my last link with dan...no, i want him.	Then we'll find another way.
where are you going?	I'm going to see what else I can find out about Mr. Fred Krueger
whoa, slow down.  how're you gonna hide from a guy like that, leave the planet?	I don't know!
my baby!	What, you named it already?
who's jacob?	My baby!
tell me some more about this krueger guy.	Why don't I go make some coffee.  There's a lot to tell.
it wasn't her mother.  the only reason we're still here is that none of us has slept since the grad party.	Tell me some more about this Krueger guy.
maybe it was her mother who killed her, with all that polly perfect shit.	It wasn't her mother.  The only reason we're still here is that none of us has slept since the grad party.
do you think i'm an idiot...for being in love with her?	Nobody thinks that.
then get out!	Mark!
i thought about that.	She must've fallen asleep at the table...
i want to talk to both you guys about greta.  and...	I'm very fucking sorry, but Greta is dead today.  Could we interest you in someone else?
yeah.  i'm just aces.	I want to talk to both you guys about Greta.  And...
mark, are you okay?	Yeah.  I'm just aces.
i've got to write some of this down.	That's why it's my fault Dan's dead.
my dad's got this thing about drinking in the house.	Well we gotta do something!
not to mention the heartbreak of psoriasis.	Greta, come on.  One burger with me?
give up, mark, it's hopeless.	I think I'm starting to wear her down.  Have some anyway.
oh man!  i could've gone all night without looking at that.	I don't believe this... All that gore you paint in the comics and you're squeamish?
who?	Oh, he was this ancient guy I read about who like, killed his kids 'cause they didn't want to run the kingdom the way he thought they should.
he's right.  sometimes i feel like i'm living with melicertes.	Who?
that club sucks, they card everybody. let's just party at your place.	You know my mother -- get real.  What about Alice's?
meet me later.  milkshakes.  cherry pie. banana splits.  and no mom!	Pimples, heartburn, cellulite... and no modeling career.
next life.  oh, what's that?	My undying love.  Have some.
yeah, when are you gonna come to your senses?	Next life.  Oh, what's that?
bottom line, alice.  anybody, supernatural or not, that wants to hurt you - he'll have to go through us first.	All of us.  Right?
look.  dan's parents were pushing him. pushing him hard.  he was bitching about it at the party last night.  he was under pressure.  we all are.	Pushy parents can make you more than a bit crazy.
stop saying that, it's bullshit.	I want to talk about the baby.
naah, i'm done.  got to be on shift in a couple hours.  aren't you going in?	Nah.  It's getting too cold for me, and my wonderful mother will kill me if I screw up my hair.  She's got some model agency guy coming to dinner tomorrow night.
have another one, sounds like you need it.	Naah, I'm done.  Got to be on shift in a couple hours.  Aren't you going in?
yeah...	That means they're gonna give me the key to the pool so I can lock up when I'm done.
all right kids, i tell you what we're gonna do.  i've got swimming practice until six-thirty today...	Yeah...
these things are wild...  what do you think?	Makes you look like a nun--
you, too?	He invited me to his house last night.
it's okay.	Stick around, please?
i'm not finished - i loved greta.  a lot. and if maybe, just maybe, someone or some thing killed her, i'd like to hear about it!	I can't listen to this.
mark...	I'm not finished - I loved Greta.  A lot. And if maybe, just maybe, someone or some thing killed her, I'd like to hear about it!
why don't you shut up and let her talk! two of us died in the last two days, does that strike you as particularly normal?!	Mark...
vomit?	Faint.
dan.  and he's taking alice with him -- pretty good dive yvonne.  you've been practicing.	Two hours a day, six days a week.
i wouldn't worry.  so long as we have boats like the tiger shark - and people like you, the skipper, dave, kent, sir ian and my father -	And his 'egghead' son!  We'll give 'em a <u>rough</u> <u>reception</u>, won't we?
i don't know.	I wouldn't worry.  So long as we have boats like the Tiger Shark - and people like you, the Skipper, Dave, Kent, Sir Ian and my father -
but if they <u>do</u>?	I don't know.
maybe - just 'maybe' - when their ship doesn't return - they'll decide not to come here, after all.	But if they <u>do</u>?
which is the one - we have to worry about?	Maybe - just 'maybe' - when their ship doesn't return - they'll decide not to come here, after all.
yes?	Which is the one - we have to worry about?
they're so remote - cold - beautiful, the stars.  but now - i wonder -	Yes?
however our ideas disagree, as i've said before, i'm <u>not</u> a coward!  and it happens you've got no choice:  either <u>i</u> take you down there, in the lungfish, or you don't get there -	I'd sooner swim!
- any more than being the son of captain neilsen does!	However our ideas disagree, as I've said before, I'm <u>not</u> a coward!  And it happens you've got no choice:  Either <u>I</u> take you down there, in the Lungfish, or you don't get there -
that's enough, holloway.  i've told you before, wearing boards on your shoulders, and parading with a stiff spine doesn't auto- matically endow you with back- bone - !	- any more than being the son of Captain Neilsen does!
unidentified flying objects.	Then...this is a 'flying saucer?'
peace - the dignity of man - the destiny of the human spirit!  show me a man who says you win <u>those</u> by fighting wars, and <u>i'll</u> show you an idiot!	You may not <u>win</u> them.  But without men like your father, to 'degrade' himself by fighting to preserve them - or as much as we have of them - they'd have disappeared, <u>long</u> ago!
you mean <u>nothing</u> is worth fighting for?	Peace - the dignity of man - the destiny of the human spirit!  Show me a man who says you win <u>those</u> by fighting wars, and <u>I'll</u> show you an idiot!
perhaps.  but the idea of willingly going to <u>school</u> to spend my <u>life</u> at a paleozoic pastime that should have disappeared with the thunder-lizards - i'm referring to war - <u>that</u> strikes me as the <u>worst</u> cowardice of all - being spiritually yellow!	You mean <u>nothing</u> is worth fighting for?
you're really a mixed-up oddball, aren't you?	Perhaps.  But the idea of willingly going to <u>school</u> to spend my <u>life</u> at a Paleozoic pastime that should have disappeared with the thunder-lizards - I'm referring to War - <u>that</u> strikes me as the <u>worst</u> cowardice of all - being spiritually yellow!
that may be.  but dad stays where <u>he</u> is, and i'm staying here!	You're really a mixed-up oddball, aren't you?
we're <u>all</u> risking our lives!	That may be.  But Dad stays where <u>he</u> is, and I'm staying here!
wearing a uniform doesn't bestow an automatic monopoly on courage, <u>commander</u>!  it just so happens i'm <u>not</u> a coward - physical or mental - and before i'd risk my father's life...	We're <u>all</u> risking our lives!
<u>you</u> said it.  but i won't argue -	Wearing a uniform doesn't bestow an automatic monopoly on courage, <u>Commander</u>!  It just so happens I'm <u>not</u> a coward - physical or mental - and before I'd risk my father's life...
you 'trade school boys' are all alike, aren't you?  anybody who doesn't happen to think like a little gold-braided puppet is, ipso facto, a coward!	<u>You</u> said it.  But I won't argue -
your father can be in nome, alaska, tomorrow.  we have two choices: ask them to send him out in a 'copter', and take you off, or the shark can put back into nome...	You 'trade school boys' are all alike, aren't you?  Anybody who doesn't happen to think like a little gold-braided puppet is, ipso facto, a coward!
what did you mean:  i'm 'out?'	Your father can be in Nome, Alaska, tomorrow.  We have two choices: Ask them to send him out in a 'copter', and take you off, or the Shark can put back into Nome...
dead?  matter of fact, he's much better. he's left the hospital.	What did you mean:  I'm 'out?'
my father!  he's not - ?	Dead?  Matter of fact, he's much better. He's left the hospital.
your 'out.'  this came for you.	My father!  He's not - ?
what is it?	Your 'out.'  This came for you.
you could train someone else.	Not in two days.  Look:  Do you think I <u>wanted</u> to come?  If it didn't mean so much to Dad - proving his depth-explorer - it's the last thing I'd want!
it was moderate.  he'll be all right.  but it was out of the question, his coming along.	And they thought <u>you</u> could re- place the Skipper?
how is he - ?	It was moderate.  He'll be all right.  But it was out of the question, his coming along.
it was supposed to be.  dad had a heart attack, two days ago.	How is he - ?
i should have suspectcd, when i heard that 'doctor.'  i thought it was your father.	It was supposed to be.  Dad had a heart attack, two days ago.
dave - !	What's goin' on in here, Lad? What - ?
here - keep these.  it wants me to come alone.	Oh it does???
well?	I'm with <u>you!</u>
wonder where powell and carney are?	We'll have to look for them later.
somewhere down there?	Wonder where Powell and Carney are?
where do you think the voice you heard was coming from?	Somewhere down there?
you hear that?	The sound again?
and if i didn't <u>know</u> better - i'd swear we were moving!	Let's get back to work, and maybe we <u>will</u> be, soon.
you know - it <u>is</u>?	And if I didn't <u>know</u> better - I'd swear we were moving!
hey - you know somethin'?  it's getting lighter in here!	You know - it <u>is</u>?
i don't hear anything.  maybe you've been down here too long.  why don't you go back up and -	Strange you didn't hear it. OMIT 274F
listen!  hear that?	I don't hear anything.  Maybe you've been down here too long.  Why don't you go back up and -
yeah?	Listen!  Hear that?
i think you're right.	Go back and tell Dr. Neilsen. Have him report to the Skipper.
what's more important - there's our problem.  the bow ram - the sawteeth are holding the shark in the break. if we can cut the ram, the shark can pull herself loose!	I think you're right.
how about that! the bow drove half through her, but she sealed herself right up.	What's more important - there's our problem.  The bow ram - the sawteeth are holding the Shark in the break. If we can cut the ram, the Shark can pull herself loose!
you all wait here.  i'm going inside, take a look.	Not <u>alone</u>, you're not!
'us?'	Reef and I can take the Explorer down, clamp it around the eye, and ---
you've got to let us try, skipper --	'Us?'
we're stuck tight!	Skipper!  Look at the depth gauge!
cyclops?	Sounds like it!  Distress call, from a small freighter, between Ellesmere Island and Greenland. One mayday, then...nothing.
have you ever talked to carl - tried to see his side?	'His' side?  I've seen it, all right. A nice, bright yellow!
but <u>they're</u> not skipper neilsen's son!  it broke his heart.  then when some newspapers called carl 'the honest, sincere son of a war-mongering father' - captain neilsen resigned from the navy.  oh, he still keeps his hand in - playing around with projects like the 'lungfish' - but it broke him, all the same.	Have you ever talked to Carl - tried to see his side?
a lot of people think like that.	But <u>they're</u> not Skipper Neilsen's son!  It broke his heart.  Then when some newspapers called Carl 'the honest, sincere son of a war-mongering father' - Captain Neilsen resigned from the Navy.  Oh, he still keeps his hand in - playing around with projects like the 'Lungfish' - but it broke him, all the same.
so all of a sudden his only son drops out of school, be- gins making noises like a pacifist.  a real egghead, do-gooder, and crackpot!  'ban the atom tests!  junk the nuclear subs!  spend the mili- tary budgetfor peace!'	A lot of people think like that.
so?	So all of a sudden his only son drops out of school, be- gins making noises like a pacifist.  A real egghead, do-gooder, and crackpot!  'Ban the atom tests!  Junk the nuclear subs!  Spend the mili- tary budgetfor peace!'
one of the finest men, and officers, alive.  a real hero - in the best sense of the word - in world war two.  he taught us engineering and design. fought like a demon to develop atom subs.	So?
i guess.	One of the finest men, and officers, alive.  A real hero - in the best sense of the word - in World War Two.  He taught us Engineering and Design. Fought like a demon to develop atom subs.
i guess skipper neilsen re- tired before you enrolled at the academy, didn't he?	I guess.
huh?	I might have a son like <u>that!</u>
you've asked why i stay a bachelor? there goes the best reason i know!	Huh?
what could be worse than disappoint- ing a little girl?	Disappointing a <u>big</u> girl!
<u>that's</u> the worst possible moment?	What could be worse than disappoint- ing a little girl?
at the worst possible moment. tomorrow is janie's birthday. poor little kid has looked forward for two months to having her daddy home.  now -	<u>That's</u> the worst possible moment?
so they caught up with you, too?	At the worst possible moment. Tomorrow is Janie's birthday. Poor little kid has looked forward for two months to having her Daddy home.  Now -
reef!	So they caught up with you, too?
but julie's a nice girl, and i've seen you work.  she deserves a fighting chance!	Helen.  I appeal to you -
now, dave old buddy, you know you're exaggerating -  what do you think of this husband of yours?  on most boats a certain loyalty exists between the exec and his navigation and firing officer.  but unfortunately, in the case of lieutenant dave milburn of the tiger shark and myself -	But Julie's a nice girl, and I've seen you work.  She deserves a fighting chance!
sidearms?  but the saucer's dead.	We hope!
with their underwater experience, they'll be invaluable.  take sidearms, and flare pistols --	Sidearms?  But the saucer's dead.
the frogmen?	With their underwater experience, they'll be invaluable.  Take sidearms, and flare pistols --
you better take powell and carney with you --	The frogmen?
what course, skipper?	Right at our one-eyed friend!
a mass of jelly-like stuff came out of the thing, and caught our torpedo!	What???
course and speed?	Speed...about twenty-two knots. Course...due north!
what about down?	I...don't know!
seems to be all around...	What about down?
is there any way out of it?	Seems to be all around...
get ready.  we shove off as soon as griff reports all the crew aboard.	Right, Skipper.
we're dead in the water.  but it indicates we're moving!	What????
why do you say that?	We're dead in the water.  But it indicates we're moving!
the inertial navigation system. must have been knocked out in the crash.	Why do you say that?
something wrong?	The inertial navigation system. Must have been knocked out in the crash.
skipper - could you take a look here...?	Something wrong?
yes, griff?	All internal repairs completed, and Frogmen report exterior damage minor.
excuse me, skipper---	Yes, Griff?
it's possible i could adapt one of the torpedo guidance systems to the icbm - so it would 'home' on the saucer when he rises from the pole.	What about time...?
anything ---	It's possible I could adapt one of the torpedo guidance systems to the ICBM - so it would 'home' on the saucer when he rises from the Pole.
excuse me, captain - there may be one last, desperate chance - a one-in-a-thousand shot...	Anything ---
now they feel it...down below.	Radiation level...constantly rising...
wonderful!	That's wonderful, Carl!  Reef thinks they can clear the Shark bow so we can pull ourself loose!
we read you!  go ahead, doctor!  they're inside the saucer.  it's filled with breathable air!	Wonderful!
all ready?	As ready as we <u>can</u> be!  I'll report to the Skipper.
there's got to be an explanation!	There is.  I believe our friend...Cyclops... is returning to life!
as we near the pole...	There's got to be an explanation!
the radiation level - from the saucer - it's rising!	What direction does the system indicate?
....in such a way as to prevent his returning to it and, as you put it....  ...'recharging his batteries'?	If we were lucky enough to catch him with his power depleted....
<u>we</u> harness energy on a small scale by cutting magnetic lines of force.  maybe cyclops does it on a <u>super</u> scale....	The North Pole is the positive end of the biggest magnet of all - the Earth itself!
we took for granted his source of energy was nuclear.  but suppose it isn't at all - what if it's <u>magnetic</u>?	<u>We</u> harness energy on a small scale by cutting magnetic lines of force.  Maybe Cyclops does it on a <u>super</u> scale....
suppose our theorizing is correct? then this <u>could</u> be the next danger point!	What if the Tiger Shark were to anticipate a bit?  Perhaps be lying there waiting - ?
...above murmansk, and finland.	Suppose our theorizing is correct? Then this <u>could</u> be the next danger point!
under <u>water</u>?	High-intensity arcs will burn, submerged.  And millions of volts...discharged in random directions...
it doesn't seem possible, but - could it be an electrical storm center - ?	Under <u>water</u>?
what's the corrected bearing to the magnetic pole?	Minus three.
straight to the pole - at almost fifty knots!	Nothing we can do, now.
what?	If we could get inside the saucer - use our torches - maybe we could cut the Shark loose?
suppose there's an atmosphere, of some kind, inside cyclops?	What?
it's the screws, skipper.  at our declination angle, running in reverse, they're pulling the shark <u>and</u> cyclops right to the bottom.	And we're at safe maximum depth already....  Stop engines!
a hundred and eighty fathoms! we can't be sinking that fast....	It's the screws, Skipper.  At our declination angle, running in reverse, they're pulling the Shark <u>and</u> Cyclops right to the bottom.
but - what can we accomplish?	We can <u>ram</u> him!
that's what i said!	But - what can we accomplish?
right <u>at</u> him?	That's what I said!
what's the running time?	Thirty-four seconds!
you're sure it's cyclops?	Take a look.
determine extent of damage, immediately.	After torpedo room:  Report!
what do you think?	I think I should have joined the Air Force!
huh?	It'll be all right.  We're old friends!
'doctor' neilsen?  when did <u>that</u> happen?	Huh?
dr. neilsen.  he'll be - -	'Doctor' Neilsen?  When did <u>that</u> happen?
who with?	Dr. Neilsen.  He'll be - -
i'm - afraid i have some bad news for you, reef -  you'll have to share quarters, this trip.	Who with?
i did go.  just back.  reef, these are a couple of our passengers - sir ian hunt, and dr. clifford kent.  my exec, commander richard holloway.	I met Dr. Kent, once.
thought you were going to washington, skipper.	I did go.  Just back.  Reef, these are a couple of our passengers - Sir Ian Hunt, and Dr. Clifford Kent.  My exec, Commander Richard Holloway.
obviously.	<u>That</u> might be a <u>little</u> <u>rough</u>!
to navigate, won't you have to... see your way?	Obviously.
of course.  but it is time to be- gin the return voyage --	To navigate, won't you have to... see your way?
that's why no water leaked inside when we rammed you?	Of course.  But it is time to be- gin the return voyage --
it is a living thing.  when damaged - you would say 'wounded' - it immediately 'heals' itself.	That's why no water leaked inside when we rammed you?
why?	I have selected you, to return with me - along with several other specimens, for study.  We will examine you and the others, discover desirable features to incorporate in our 'earth-colonizers.'
on the contrary.  i want you - unharmed - perfect.	Why?
why not me?  what am i - the closing act?	On the contrary.  I want you - unharmed - perfect.
he did!	I am afraid not.  Therefore -
your friend was to remain where he was!	He did!
swell!	Your friend was to remain where he was!
my mission is to study various solar systems, and planets - select the most suitable for colonization -	- for horrors like yourself?
point of view is everything. to us, <u>your</u> form of life is ugly as we appear to you.	Tell me something:  Why can <u>I</u> hear you, when the others couldn't?
that's a <u>face</u>???	Point of view is everything. To us, <u>your</u> form of life is ugly as we appear to you.
remove your weapons, commander. and come here - alone!	Come where?
cyclops will have to linger at the pole to recharge his power banks.	All right - go to it.
due north.  at five knots...no, six!	Toward the Pole!
we've asked ourselves that - over and over - a thousand times.	But <u>answers</u> are what we need - not more questions!
you plotted the course of cyclops?  then that's <u>our</u> course!  wherever <u>he</u> goes, <u>we</u> go.....until we get him!	Or, perhaps, until he gets us?
just musing about our 'one-eyed adversary' and the legend of homer.  'cyclopes' were the sons of heaven, who forged the thunder- bolts thrown by zeus.	Our 'Cyclops' throws quite a thunderbolt, itself!
well, i'll be - !	I'll be another!
see what?	The pattern.  Each incident occurred almost precisely a thousand statute miles from the Pole.  A line through the points of occurrence makes almost a complete circle...
my yeoman will show you to your quarters.	Thank you.
he musta found out. they had to get rid of him. and jack'll get blamed.	All the figures show is that Gordon LaRiviere is going to be a very rich man using his position as Selectman. In a year or two, you won't recognize this town.
no.	He musta found out. They had to get rid of him. And Jack'll get blamed.
twombley involved?	No.
i went down to concord to check it out. the president is mel gordon. the vice-president and treasurer is gordon lariviere. those boys are buying up the mountain, wade. $364,000 this year. i believe that's out of lariviere's league.	Twombley involved?
what is the northcountry development association?	I went down to Concord to check it out. The president is Mel Gordon. The vice-president and treasurer is Gordon LaRiviere. Those boys are buying up the mountain, Wade. $364,000 this year. I believe that's out of LaRiviere's league.
this is from three years ago. some difference, huh?	What is the Northcountry Development Association?
has anybody offered to buy it?	As a mater of fact, yes. LaRiviere.
i know he's due for the last two years. i was thinking of paying it when the insurance comes in.	Has anybody offered to buy it?
about jack? no. have you checked out the tax bill on your father's farm lately?	I know he's due for the last two years. I was thinking of paying it when the insurance comes in.
you don't believe me?	About Jack? No. Have you checked out the tax bill on your father's farm lately?
sometimes things are simpler than you think. let me ask you a question.	You don't believe me?
...if jack told the truth, he could be free by the time he's my age.	Sometimes things are simpler than you think. Let me ask you a question.
you know jack hewitt, the kid i work with?	...if Jack told the truth, he could be free by the time he's my age.
who?	You know Jack Hewitt, the kid I work with?
evan twombley, the union boss who got shot. somebody murdered him.	Who?
who?	Evan Twombley, the union boss who got shot. Somebody murdered him.
this is maybe worse than you and i are used to.  what i'm talking about, i'm talking about murder. among other things.	Who?
always has been.	This is maybe worse than you and I are used to.  What I'm talking about, I'm talking about murder. Among other things.
alma, i think there's some dirty business going on in this town.	Always has been.
well, you look... sad. upset. i don't mean to pry. i'm sorry about your mother. it was a nice funeral.	Alma, I think there's some dirty business going on in this town.
yeah, sure. why? i got this damned tooth, i got a few things bugging me, like everybody else. but i'm okay.	Well, you look... sad. Upset. I don't mean to pry. I'm sorry about your mother. It was a nice funeral.
are you alright, wade?	Yeah, sure. Why? I got this damned tooth, I got a few things bugging me, like everybody else. But I'm okay.
no. black.	Are you alright, Wade?
been putting my files into it. you take sugar and milk?	No. Black.
you got yourself a computer, alma.	Been putting my files into it. You take sugar and milk?
he can't fire me. lariviere already did that this morning.	He's a Selectman. The town. He said to tell you to turn your badge in and clean out your office. I'm supposed to pull the CB and police light out of your car. They're town property.
chub says you're fired.	He can't fire me. LaRiviere already did that this morning.
tell me.	Chub says you're fired.
lariviere says he ain't gonna pay for the fixin' of your car. a couple hundred for the clutch. i got some more bad news. wanna hear it?	Tell me.
yeah. i know about that.	LaRiviere says he ain't gonna pay for the fixin' of your car. A couple hundred for the clutch. I got some more bad news. Wanna hear it?
-- the bad news is there's a problem with gordon's truck what somebody drove through the ice last night. figured you'd know something about that, wade.	Yeah. I know about that.
just tell me when you'll have it fixed.	-- the bad news is there's a problem with Gordon's truck what somebody drove through the ice last night. Figured you'd know something about that, Wade.
the good news is we haven't got to your car yet. the bad news --	Just tell me when you'll have it fixed.
what are you boys up to?	Same old shit.
you might be better off legally as well as financially to just go for the --	Yeah. I know. The custody suit thing was just my getting back at her. I'm not as dumb as I look. Whatever you say. I love my daughter.  I'll send you the five hundred.
oh.	You might be better off legally as well as financially to just go for the --
hard to say. if we go for custody, depositions, psychiatric evaluations, it could drag on. ten or twelve thousand dollars. she could win on appeal. if we just want to get the visitation rights redrawn, assuming they're unduly restrictive, it wouldn't be more than twenty-five hundred.	Oh.
jesus. how much... how much will the whole thing cost?	Hard to say. If we go for custody, depositions, psychiatric evaluations, it could drag on. Ten or twelve thousand dollars. She could win on appeal. If we just want to get the visitation rights redrawn, assuming they're unduly restrictive, it wouldn't be more than twenty-five hundred.
fine. i'll need a $500 retainer. you can mail it.	Jesus. How much... how much will the whole thing cost?
yes.	Fine. I'll need a $500 retainer. You can mail it.
no, not exactly. i'll look at the divorce decree, see if we can get it redrawn. interview your daughter. jill, right?	Yes.
it looks pretty hopeless, don't it?	No, not exactly. I'll look at the divorce decree, see if we can get it redrawn. Interview your daughter. Jill, right?
good. it would help if there were some drug or alcohol abuse on the part of your ex-wife. sexual problems upsetting to the child.	It looks pretty hopeless, don't it?
this spring.	Good. It would help if there were some drug or alcohol abuse on the part of your ex-wife. Sexual problems upsetting to the child.
how soon?	This spring.
i plan to. soon.	How soon?
it would help if you were married, if there was someone at home while you work.	I plan to. Soon.
i screwed up the divorce. i agreed with everything she said. i wanted her to like me. i just want to be a good father.	It would help if you were married, if there was someone at home while you work.
we bought you.	That was me.
you can't buy wade off.	We bought you.
maybe i can buy him off. i gotta talk to mel.	You can't buy Wade off.
shit! what are we gonna do?	Maybe I can buy him off. I gotta talk to Mel.
he's on to us!	Shit! What are we gonna do?
lawyer? i don't need no lawyer, do i?	No, of course not. Just say it, that's all.
you'll get your money. don't talk to any newspapers about this. twombley's a big deal down in massachusetts, you know. tell them your lawyer says you shouldn't comment.	Lawyer? I don't need no lawyer, do I?
not exactly. i mean, he never paid me.	You'll get your money. Don't talk to any newspapers about this. Twombley's a big deal down in Massachusetts, you know. Tell them your lawyer says you shouldn't comment.
might as well take the rest of the day off. you look sort of fucked up. you've been paid for the day, anyhow, right?	Not exactly. I mean, he never paid me.
nope. heard it. we wasn't far apart. i spotted this buck, then i heard the gun go off and twombley was gone. i looked over the little cliff we was using for a stand and there the fucker was, deader'n shit. called it right in.	This is gonna be one fucking mess to clean up. Twombley's son-in-law and daughter are up the weekend. Didn't you say you'd seen him, Wade?
you see it?	Nope. Heard it. We wasn't far apart. I spotted this buck, then I heard the gun go off and Twombley was gone. I looked over the little cliff we was using for a stand and there the fucker was, deader'n shit. Called it right in.
i hear twombley got shot.	Yeah.
you heard the news.	I hear Twombley got shot.
fresh tracks.  deer shit. big one. here's your buck, mr. twombley. i'll circle around.	You only got a little while if you want your hundred bucks.
sun's gettin high.	Deers have ears too.
this way.	Sun's gettin high.
yeah.	This way.
safety on?	Yeah.
what happened?	Ruined my arm. Brought me along too fast. Why'd it have to be my fucking arm, I used to think. Then I realized it had to be somebody's fucking arm.
the only difference between me and that clemens on tv is luck, shit luck.	What happened?
hmm.	The only difference between me and that Clemens on TV is luck, shit luck.
they said.	Hmm.
really.	They said.
pitcher. "best ballplayer to come out of new hampshire since carlton fisk."	Really.
oh.	Pitcher. "Best ballplayer to come out of New Hampshire since Carlton Fisk."
double a. new britain.	Oh.
you played for the sox?	Double A. New Britain.
drafted by the red sox.	You played for the Sox?
yeah?	Drafted by the Red Sox.
i used to play ball.	Yeah?
follow close. we'll cross the next meadow.	I used to play ball.
i'm okay.	Follow close. We'll cross the next meadow.
and you'll get your extra hundred bucks.	Wonderful!
i get it.  no sweat. you'll get yourself a deer and you'll get him dead. and you'll have him by coffee time.	And you'll get your extra hundred bucks.
you understand what i'm saying? i want a deer, a dead one, not a cripple or whatthefuck.	I get it.  No sweat. You'll get yourself a deer and you'll get him dead. And you'll have him by coffee time.
mmm.	You understand what I'm saying? I want a deer, a dead one, not a cripple or whatthefuck.
you take care of your end, kid, i'll take care of mine.	Mmm.
you might gut-shoot it or cripple it for somebody else to find and tag. can't guarantee that won't happen, especially with a new gun. i may have to shoot it.	You take care of your end, kid, I'll take care of mine.
you think so.	You might gut-shoot it or cripple it for somebody else to find and tag. Can't guarantee that won't happen, especially with a new gun. I may have to shoot it.
you might not kill it.	You think so.
yeah.	You might not kill it.
if you get it?	Yeah.
tell you what. you get me close to a big buck by ten, kid, there's another hundred bucks in it.	If you get it?
done much shooting with that rifle yet?	Tell you what. You get me close to a big buck by ten, kid, there's another hundred bucks in it.
damn straight!	Done much shooting with that rifle yet?
yep. right about now the does are holing up in the brush piles. the bucks are right behind them and we're right behind the bucks.  this gun gets fired before ten o'clock. whether it kills a deer or not is more less up to you. i'll put you inside 30, 35 yards of a buck the first four hours of the season. that's what you're paying me for, ain't it?	Damn straight!
guaranteed, eh?	Yep. Right about now the does are holing up in the brush piles. The bucks are right behind them and we're right behind the bucks.  This gun gets fired before ten o'clock. Whether it kills a deer or not is more less up to you. I'll put you inside 30, 35 yards of a buck the first four hours of the season. That's what you're paying me for, ain't it?
don't worry, mr. twombley, i know where those suckers are. rain or shine, snow or no snow. i know deer. we'll kill us a buck today. guaranteed. before ten.	Guaranteed, eh?
it's not enough snow, not for tracking the bastards. no advantage there, kid.	Don't worry, Mr. Twombley, I know where those suckers are. Rain or shine, snow or no snow. I know deer. We'll kill us a buck today. Guaranteed. Before ten.
i mean it -- you got enough money now. head out for california. surf's up, jack, and you're digging wells in the snow.	What do you mean I got money? I'm as broke as you.
open the door. we're late.	I mean it -- you got enough money now. Head out for California. Surf's up, Jack, and you're digging wells in the snow.
why don't you quit now, you want out so bad?	Open the door. We're late.
open the door, will ya?	Why don't you quit now, you want out so bad?
out of this fucking job. this job sucks. working outside in the winter sucks.	Open the door, will ya?
lawford?	Out of this fucking job. This job sucks. Working outside in the winter sucks.
i'm fucking out of here.	Lawford?
twombley sure as hell won't be shooting it again.	He sure as hell won't.
yeah.	Twombley sure as hell won't be shooting it again.
there's your old twenty-gauge, and that there's the new browning you was showing me last night. this must be twombley's gun. brand new. very fancy tooling. probably fired one time. it's a beautiful piece of work.  but what the hell, jack, i guess you deserve it. right's right.	Yeah.
let's get the fuck outta here. you're not making any sense, man.	There's your old twenty-gauge, and that there's the new Browning you was showing me last night. This must be Twombley's gun. Brand new. Very fancy tooling. Probably fired one time. It's a beautiful piece of work.  But what the hell, Jack, I guess you deserve it. Right's right.
you musta seen him get shot. i know you did.	Let's get the fuck outta here. You're not making any sense, man.
what the fuck you telling me, wade? i never seen the guy get shot, i told you that.	You musta seen him get shot. I know you did.
saw him do it?	What the fuck you telling me, Wade? I never seen the guy get shot, I told you that.
what?	Saw him do it?
sure you did.	What?
well, i didn't actually see him do it. like i said.	Sure you did.
i never seen a man shot before. not even in the service. must be something.	Well, I didn't actually see him do it. Like I said.
who the fuck knows? musta slipped or something. i just heard the gun go off.	I never seen a man shot before. Not even in the service. Must be something.
i gotta make a report to fish and game. i was just wondering, that's all. what'd he do, to shoot himself, i mean?	Who the fuck knows? Musta slipped or something. I just heard the gun go off.
musta... how'd i know? what're you doing, playing cop?	I gotta make a report to Fish and Game. I was just wondering, that's all. What'd he do, to shoot himself, I mean?
on your sleeve.	Musta... How'd I know? What're you doing, playing cop?
what blood?	On your sleeve.
where'd you get the blood?	What blood?
yeah.	Where'd you get the blood?
you stayed away?	Yeah.
the ambulance guys lugged him up.	You stayed away?
you bring him up yourself? that's a steep climb.	The ambulance guys lugged him up.
a half mile in, along the old lumber road.	You bring him up yourself? That's a steep climb.
no, i mean whereabouts.	A half mile in, along the old lumber road.
in the chest.	No, I mean whereabouts.
where'd twombley get shot?	In the chest.
aw, shit, she's here to get jill. me and jill had a little argument. jack, i got to get back, get back to town. move this thing, will you? see if you can get back to the town hall before they get there, okay?	Piece of fucking cake.
bastard's got his high beams on.	Shit.
right!	Bastard's got his high beams on.
yeah, he'd go broke tomorrow if you quit him.	Right!
right. the sonofabitch couldn't get along without me.	Yeah, he'd go broke tomorrow if you quit him.
like you and gordon?	Right. The sonofabitch couldn't get along without me.
how'd you get the job?	Gordon, he's always got some angle working. He wants to keep Twombley happy, I'm his boy.
don't know about lucky. the guy's a full-blown asshole. pay's good, though. $100 a day. i got to guarantee a kill, of course. which i can do. there's some monster bucks hiding out up there.	How'd you get the job?
evan. he's a mucky-muck union official from massachusetts. you're lucky.	Don't know about lucky. The guy's a full-blown asshole. Pay's good, though. $100 a day. I got to guarantee a kill, of course. Which I can do. There's some monster bucks hiding out up there.
got a job first thing in the morning, first day of season. saturday i'll hunt for myself. twombley something. - er --	Evan. He's a mucky-muck union official from Massachusetts. You're lucky.
some job. here, have a hit. don't be such a hardass. i know you got problems, but everybody's got problems.	Not here.
you gotta be more careful about that shit. gordon or one of those guys sees you smoking that wacky tabacky around me they'll expect me to bust you. and i'll be outta a job.	Some job. Here, have a hit. Don't be such a hardass. I know you got problems, but everybody's got problems.
relax, chief. we're leaving. you wanna toke?	You gotta be more careful about that shit. Gordon or one of those guys sees you smoking that wacky tabacky around me they'll expect me to bust you. And I'll be outta a job.
i thought i told you to move that truck!	Relax, Chief. We're leaving. You wanna toke?
no brag. just fact.	Got you for -- 450, 500 bucks?
where's that gun you were bragging on today?	No brag. Just fact.
lariviere's having a hell of a time in there. master of fucking ceremonies.	Where's that gun you were bragging on today?
don't mind if i do.	LaRiviere's having a hell of a time in there. Master of fucking ceremonies.
i want to go home.	Okay, let's go home, then.
jill, please, it's alright. nothing happened.	I want to go home.
nope. not anymore. i'm nothing anymore.	Oh.
you're a policeman.	Nope. Not anymore. I'm nothing anymore.
i know.	You're a policeman.
that's illegal, you know.	I know.
you can't.	That's illegal, you know.
i want to go home.	You can't.
i don't know. for the food business. i guess. i just thought, you know, we'd sneak a big mac on mommy, like we used to.	I want to go home.
what are you sorry for?	I don't know. For the food business. I guess. I just thought, you know, we'd sneak a Big Mac on Mommy, like we used to.
please don't cry. please, honey.	What are you sorry for?
okay.	Fine.
nothing, i guess. i guess i can wait till we get home. maybe we'll stop by wickham's for a hamburger when we get to lawford. that suit you? you always like wickham's.	Okay.
okay. so we'll get what you want. what do you want?	Nothing, I guess. I guess I can wait till we get home. Maybe we'll stop by Wickham's for a hamburger when we get to Lawford. That suit you? You always like Wickham's.
i know what mommy says. i'm in charge today, though.	Okay. So we'll get what you want. What do you want?
same thing, daddy. mommy says --	I know what Mommy says. I'm in charge today, though.
you can't have nothing, jill. we need lunch. mr. pizza?	Same thing, Daddy. Mommy says --
nothing.	You can't have nothing, Jill. We need lunch. Mr. Pizza?
what do you want, then?	Nothing.
no.	What do you want, then?
c'mon, we can always sneak a big mac. and a cherry turnover. your favorite. what do you say?	No.
mommy won't let me eat fast food. you know that. it's bad for you.	C'mon, we can always sneak a Big Mac. And a cherry turnover. Your favorite. What do you say?
how about a big mac?	Mommy won't let me eat fast food. You know that. It's bad for you.
oh.	How about a Big Mac?
grandpa. my father. it's his.	Oh.
pop?	Grandpa. My father. It's his.
it belongs to pop.	Pop?
it's pretty old.	It belongs to Pop.
yeah. my car's in the shop. this'll be fine.	It's pretty old.
are we going in this?	Yeah. My car's in the shop. This'll be fine.
dad.	I'm glad you're here. Can you stay for a while?
sit right there by yourself if you want. wait for her by yourself. that's fine with me. just dandy. i'm going downstairs.	That's fine with me too. When Mommy comes, tell her I'm up here.
where do you expect to wait for her? obviously downstairs with the other kids isn't good enough.	Sit right there by yourself if you want. Wait for her by yourself. That's fine with me. Just dandy. I'm going downstairs.
yes.	Where do you expect to wait for her? Obviously downstairs with the other kids isn't good enough.
she won't be here for a half hour. think you can stand it that long?	Yes.
yes.	She won't be here for a half hour. Think you can stand it that long?
that's all you got to say? "yes".	Yes.
yes.	That's all you got to say? "Yes".
she's gone already!  gone already! couldn't wait.	Yes.
well, i guess i am. i planned this, i planned all this, you know. i mean, it's sort of pathetic, but i planned it. you shouldn't have called your mother.  c'mon, we're gonna call her before she leaves.	She's gone already!  Gone already! Couldn't wait.
i told her i wanted to come home. daddy, don't be mad at me.	Well, I guess I am. I planned this, I planned all this, you know. I mean, it's sort of pathetic, but I planned it. You shouldn't have called your mother.  C'mon, we're gonna call her before she leaves.
yeah. yeah, right, i'm mad. what'd you tell her, for christ sake?	I told her I wanted to come home. Daddy, don't be mad at me.
see, i knew you'd be mad.	Yeah. Yeah, right, I'm mad. What'd you tell her, for Christ sake?
come and get you! shit! it's a damn half hour drive each way. why didn't you talk to me about it first?	See, I knew you'd be mad.
i... because i want to go home. she said she'd come and get me.	Come and get you! Shit! It's a damn half hour drive each way. Why didn't you talk to me about it first?
jesus, why?	I... because I want to go home. She said she'd come and get me.
yes.	Jesus, why?
what? you called mommy? just now?	Yes.
i called mommy.	What? You called Mommy? Just now?
jesus. listen, jill, tell you what. tomorrow morning, you still want to go home, i'll drive you down. i'll get off work or something.	I called Mommy.
i don't want to be here. don't worry, i love you, daddy, i do. but i want to go home.	Jesus. Listen, Jill, tell you what. Tomorrow morning, you still want to go home, I'll drive you down. I'll get off work or something.
you are home. there are lots of kids you still know here.	I don't want to be here. Don't worry, I love you, Daddy, I do. But I want to go home.
no i didn't see anybody i know. no i don't want to go to school here tomorrow. i want to go home.	You are home. There are lots of kids you still know here.
no what?	No I didn't see anybody I know. No I don't want to go to school here tomorrow. I want to go home.
no.	No what?
some party, huh? sorry i lost sight of you. i had to step outside for a smoke. you find anybody you know here? there must be some kids you used to know from school. you want to go tomorrow? see your old teachers? be more fun than hanging out with me all day.	No.
i want to go home.  i don't like it here.	Oh, Jesus, come on, will you? Don't mess this up anymore than it's already been messed up. Join the other kids. Do that and before you know it you'll be as happy as a goddamned clam.
it's fun.	I want to go home.  I don't like it here.
it's stupid.	It's fun.
what then?	It's stupid.
it's not that.	What then?
why? why not? you know these kids from when you went to school here. it hasn't been that long.	It's not that.
i don't want to.	Why? Why not? You know these kids from when you went to school here. It hasn't been that long.
go on, jill. some of those kids you still know.	I don't want to.
no. i didn't used to be bad. no sir. where do you get this stuff? from your mother?	No. She doesn't talk about you anymore.
i just think you used to be bad.	No. I didn't used to be bad. No sir. Where do you get this stuff? From your mother?
what are you talking about?	I just think you used to be bad.
i bet you did lots of bad things.	What are you talking about?
it's not funny now. i'm a cop and i gotta listen to all the complaints people make. i'm not a kid anymore. you change.	I bet you did lots of bad things.
but it's not funny now.	It's not funny now. I'm a cop and I gotta listen to all the complaints people make. I'm not a kid anymore. You change.
to us it was.	But it's not funny now.
was it funny?	To us it was.
well, yeah. sort of. nothing really mean. me and my pals, me and my brothers. it was kind of funny then. stealing pumpkins, soaping windows. stuff like that.	Was it funny?
did you do that when you were a kid?	Well, yeah. Sort of. Nothing really mean. Me and my pals, me and my brothers. It was kind of funny then. Stealing pumpkins, soaping windows. Stuff like that.
i guess they're stupid.	Did you do that when you were a kid?
yeah. it's stupid.	I guess they're stupid.
break stuff?	Yeah. It's stupid.
you know.	Break stuff?
do what?	You know.
why do they do that?	Do what?
can't you see... look out there. nobody's got their porch lights on anymore. it's too late. those hoyt kids are just out to get in trouble. see, they put shaving cream all over that mailbox there. they chopped down herb crane's new bushes. little bastards. jesus h. christ.	Why do they do that?
i don't care. they're out.	Can't you see... look out there. Nobody's got their porch lights on anymore. It's too late. Those Hoyt kids are just out to get in trouble. See, they put shaving cream all over that mailbox there. They chopped down Herb Crane's new bushes. Little bastards. Jesus H. Christ.
those are the hoyts.	I don't care. They're out.
look. those kids are still trick-or- treating. they're still out.	Those are the Hoyts.
yeah.	Look. Those kids are still trick-or- treating. They're still out.
who's fault is it then if it's not yours? you're the one in charge, daddy.	Yeah.
i'm sorry for the screw-up. but i couldn't help it it's too late to go trick-or-treating now. i couldn't help it i had to stop at penny's for the costume. and you were hungry, remember.	Who's fault is it then if it's not yours? You're the one in charge, Daddy.
the key, wade.	Yeah, you can have the key. It's the key that's kept me locked to you all these years. I give it to you with pleasure.  Now I'm free. See how easy it is, Jack? All you got to do is give back what the man gave you, and you're free of him.  I've got to call my brother.
you two, don't you get it? he's using you. you're his slaves.  jesus christ, jack, don't you see that?	The key, Wade.
wade, you're done.  let me have the shop keys.	You two, don't you get it? He's using you. You're his slaves.  Jesus Christ, Jack, don't you see that?
could be.	Always count on old Wade for a good screwing. Why should I always pay more, sell cheap? Why should you guys make all the money. You and Mel and Jack. Right's right.
you and mel gordon?	Could be.
maybe.	You and Mel Gordon?
i won't. you interested?	Maybe.
don't light that in here. i'm allergic.	I won't. You interested?
want to buy?	Don't light that in here. I'm allergic.
what's the difference? take my truck, take a rest -- stop worrying about mel gordon. have you decided what to do with your old man's place -- he going to stay there?	Want to buy?
that was before twombley was shot. before he knew.	What's the difference? Take my truck, take a rest -- stop worrying about Mel Gordon. Have you decided what to do with your old man's place -- he going to stay there?
mel's doing some business with me. it's nice to do favors for people you do business with. he was in a hurry. no big deal.	That was before Twombley was shot. Before he knew.
you? why?	Mel's doing some business with me. It's nice to do favors for people you do business with. He was in a hurry. No big deal.
wade, that wasn't smart. going out right after the man's father-in-law shot himself. let it go. call it a favor to me.	You? Why?
he say anything about the summons i tried to give him? sonofabitch wouldn't accept it.	Wade, that wasn't smart. Going out right after the man's father-in-law shot himself. Let it go. Call it a favor to me.
so?	He say anything about the summons I tried to give him? Sonofabitch wouldn't accept it.
i saw mel gordon in here this morning.	So?
nothing, wade, i've been thinking. you don't get enough appreciation around here and it's time we changed things a little.	I saw Mel Gordon in here this morning.
what do i have to do for it?	Nothing, Wade, I've been thinking. You don't get enough appreciation around here and it's time we changed things a little.
on what you pay me?	Elaine! Call Chub Meritt and have him pick up Wade's car, fix the clutch.
you ever think of getting a new car, wade?	On what you pay me?
sorry about the long lunch. my clutch is going out again.	You ever think of getting a new car, Wade?
i'm fine, fine.	You Rolfe?  I remember you from high school. You're a teacher now? Harvard?
how you holding up, wade?	I'm fine, fine.
yeah. a few things.	Well, right now we're not too interested. Finish up what you gotta do, then you can get bugged on your own time.
something bugging you?	Yeah. A few things.
it ain't done, if that's what you mean.	Something bugging you?
what the fuck. my day's already ruined.  give me the keys. you can go back with jack. you still got a shitload of plowing to do.	It ain't done, if that's what you mean.
you want me to follow them to littleton?	Let's get to the top and talk to Jack first. He'll know what happened. He fucking better. If this coulda been avoided, I'll put that kid's ass in a sling.
that must've been twombley. jesus. i bet that was twombley.	You want me to follow them to Littleton?
like hell.	That must've been Twombley. Jesus. I bet that was Twombley.
you ain't the hunter jack is. and he can't drive the grader worth shit.	Like hell.
i wish you had. i'd rather be deer hunting instead of freezing my ass on that fucking grader.	You ain't the hunter Jack is. And he can't drive the grader worth shit.
i shoulda sent you instead of jack.	I wish you had. I'd rather be deer hunting instead of freezing my ass on that fucking grader.
he more than likely just shot himself in the foot or something. that's what usually happens.	I shoulda sent you instead of Jack.
yes, wade, i mean twombley. put out that cigarette. fuck. fuck. fuck.	He more than likely just shot himself in the foot or something. That's what usually happens.
you mean twombley?	Yes, Wade, I mean Twombley. Put out that cigarette. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
fuck. you don't know how bad or anything?	You mean Twombley?
twombley's shot. i heard that. not jack. he's okay, i assume.	Fuck. You don't know how bad or anything?
fuck. turn it off.  all you heard was there was some kinda accident?	Twombley's shot. I heard that. Not Jack. He's okay, I assume.
twombley, jesus. we got to get moving: i got to get up there. how would i know? c'mon, you drive. we'll take my truck.	Fuck. Turn it off.  All you heard was there was some kinda accident?
i figured you already heard.	Twombley, Jesus. We got to get moving: I got to get up there. How would I know? C'mon, you drive. We'll take my truck.
huh?	I figured you already heard.
a hunting accident. jack and twombley.	Huh?
what's the hurry?	A hunting accident. Jack and Twombley.
fuck you.	That's what I love about a small town. You know everybody.
get the grader. go out 29 past toby's. don't let lillian get to you. she didn't belong here. that's why she left.	Fuck you.
i'm not saying that.	Get the grader. Go out 29 past Toby's. Don't let Lillian get to you. She didn't belong here. That's why she left.
you don't want the extra police pay?	I'm not saying that.
what am i -- a security guard? you hired me, you and your selectman friends.	You don't want the extra police pay?
don't go playing policeman.	What am I -- a security guard? You hired me, you and your Selectman friends.
at the school crossing. in his bmw. coulda hurt some kids. i'm gonna bust his ass.	Don't go playing policeman.
huh?	At the school crossing. In his BMW. Coulda hurt some kids. I'm gonna bust his ass.
his son-in-law damn near killed me.	Huh?
jimmy took it. jack's out hunting with evan twombley.	His son-in-law damn near killed me.
where's the plow?	Jimmy took it. Jack's out hunting with Evan Twombley.
told you the snow was coming down. take the grader.	Where's the plow?
tomorrow, gordon.	Watch this snow. It's coming down tonight.
we're looking for the funniest costume! and the scariest! and the most imaginative! and the best costume of all!	Got here just in time. Go ahead. Jump in line. Maybe you'll win a prize.
low as what? what have i done? it's bad to want to see your own daughter?	You know what I'm talking about. For what you're doing to me and to the child you say you love so much. Love. You won't get away with it.
you make me sick. i can't believe you've sunk so low.	Low as what? What have I done? It's bad to want to see your own daughter?
no problem. look, i...	You make me sick. I can't believe you've sunk so low.
see. get your boots.	Hi honey.
yeah, lots.	See. Get your boots.
wait there. she'll be right out.  is there snow on the ground up in lawford?	Yeah, lots.
it's just...	Let the past be.  I'm sorry about your mother. I liked her. You never know how much women like that suffer. It's like they live their lives with the sound turned off -- and then they're gone.
we've done all our talking, wade.	It's just...
we should talk.	We've done all our talking, Wade.
no, not anymore. it's too... it's too far.	We should talk.
you ever come to your father's grave anymore?	No, not anymore. It's too... it's too far.
don't cause a scene. no one's trying to win any 'rounds'. don't make it any worse.	I'm not making it any worse. You are. Me and Jill could've worked this thing out. It's normal, it's even normal for me to get a little touchy about it. Believe it or not. How do you think this makes me look, treating her like some tragic victim or something?
i don't want her to go, lillian.	Don't cause a scene. No one's trying to win any 'rounds'. Don't make it any worse.
she's grown up some, hasn't she?	Oh, Jesus, lay off, will you? It looks like you've won this fucking round already, so lay off a little, for Christ's sake.
yeah.	She's grown up some, hasn't she?
while you went off for a few beers with your friends? is that hettie rodgers there, with whatzizname?	Yeah.
me and jill, we just had a little spat. she felt kind of left out, i guess, from not knowing some of the new kids --	Where is she now? Is she in the truck with your friends?
where's jill?	Me and Jill, we just had a little spat. She felt kind of left out, I guess, from not knowing some of the new kids --
lillian!	Where's Jill?
i still don't understand --	From Boston. Evan Twombley's son-in- law -- he was driving. I know where they're headed. Up the lake, Agaway. The old man's out deer hunting with Jack Hewitt, so they probably got some big weekend party planned.
mel gordon.	I still don't understand --
good. who?	Mel Gordon.
i know who it is.	Good. Who?
did you get his number?	I know who it is.
did you see that sonofabitch in the bmw? he could've killed somebody.	Did you get his number?
are you okay, wade? what was wrong? why were you holding everyone up?	Did you see that sonofabitch in the BMW? He could've killed somebody.
don't lie to me. you're leaving me, i can see that.	Don't be silly. Hi, Jill.
i'm just cleaning out some of this stuff that's built up. for the rummage sale. and some things for the cleaners. and the laundromat.	Don't lie to me. You're leaving me, I can see that.
going somewhere, margie?	I'm just cleaning out some of this stuff that's built up. For the rummage sale. And some things for the cleaners. And the laundromat.
i heard you talking. you got fired this morning, didn't you?	Look, that's temporary, believe me. There's so much shit gonna hit the fan the next few days, my getting fired by LaRiviere and Merritt won't matter a bit.
it's my tooth! my fucking tooth! i can't even think anymore because of it.	I heard you talking. You got fired this morning, didn't you?
what on earth is happening to you? why are you acting this way?	It's my tooth! My fucking tooth! I can't even think anymore because of it.
what happened?	Jesus Christ, Pop, let's go home. I got waylaid. Sorry.
this is nuts.	Wade.
how?	I don't know for Christ's sake!
of course! i would've heard.	How?
think they're alright?	Of course! I would've heard.
strange.	Think they're alright?
the truck's here. looks like they've stayed inside since the snow started.	Strange.
are you sure they're home? did you call?	The truck's here. Looks like they've stayed inside since the snow started.
i just want to pick up my divorce papers. for the lawyer. it won't take long.	Are you sure they're home? Did you call?
i know your parents.	I just want to pick up my divorce papers. For the lawyer. It won't take long.
don't you think it's proper for a fella to introduce his girl to his parents?	I know your parents.
did you tell them?  that we were coming?	Don't you think it's proper for a fella to introduce his girl to his parents?
alright. i'll think about it.	Good.
it was to the same woman. i was just a kid...  it's not like a marriage proposal or anything, just a thought. something for you and me to talk about and think about. you know?	Alright. I'll think about it.
you've been married twice --	It was to the same woman. I was just a kid...  It's not like a marriage proposal or anything, just a thought. Something for you and me to talk about and think about. You know?
i've been thinking about it, that's all.	You've been married twice --
oh, wade.	I've been thinking about it, that's all.
there's another thing i've been thinking about. i don't know how you feel about the idea, margie, because we've never talked about it. but i've been thinking lately, i've been thinking we should get married sometime. you and me.	Oh, Wade.
then... i guess you have to.	There's another thing I've been thinking about. I don't know how you feel about the idea, Margie, because we've never talked about it. But I've been thinking lately, I've been thinking we should get married sometime. You and me.
i'm her father -- supposed to be, but i'm not able to. yes. yes, i am. it may be the only thing in my life i've been so clear about wanting. even if it takes a big fight.	Then... I guess you have to.
don't you think, do you still think it's a good idea to press this custody thing -- just now?	I'm her father -- supposed to be, but I'm not able to. Yes. Yes, I am. It may be the only thing in my life I've been so clear about wanting. Even if it takes a big fight.
it's nice.	Don't you think, do you still think it's a good idea to press this custody thing -- just now?
after making love. i like it. it's nice to see that in a grown-up person.	It's nice.
what way?	After making love. I like it. It's nice to see that in a grown-up person.
yeah, but never what you looked like. not really. never really studied your face, like now. i was never able to see you as a kid when you were a kid until now, this way.	What way?
you knew me as a kid.	Yeah, but never what you looked like. Not really. Never really studied your face, like now. I was never able to see you as a kid when you were a kid until now, this way.
i can see what you looked like as a kid.	You knew me as a kid.
no. not for money. but, if somebody'd given me half a damned excuse -- i was pretty fucked up, you know.	But not now.
you wouldn't have done anything like that, shot someone for money.	No. Not for money. But, if somebody'd given me half a damned excuse -- I was pretty fucked up, you know.
no, i just know jack's lying about what happened. he just seemed -- i know that kid, what he's like inside. he's a lot like i was at his age.	You wouldn't have done anything like that, shot someone for money.
the mafia hire jack hewitt?	No, I just know Jack's lying about what happened. He just seemed -- I know that kid, what he's like inside. He's a lot like I was at his age.
lots of people. guy like evan twombley, boston union official, probably got lots of people want to see him dead. the government's been investigating his links with the mafia.	The Mafia hire Jack Hewitt?
jack wouldn't kill for it. besides, who would pay him?	Lots of people. Guy like Evan Twombley, Boston union official, probably got lots of people want to see him dead. The Government's been investigating his links with the Mafia.
everybody needs money. except guys like twombley and that sonofabitch son-in-law of his. people like that.	Jack wouldn't kill for it. Besides, who would pay him?
jack doesn't need money.	Everybody needs money. Except guys like Twombley and that sonofabitch son-in-law of his. People like that.
money.	Jack doesn't need money.
wade! how can you even think such a thing? why would jack hewitt do that, shoot twombley on purpose?	Money.
i've been wondering if maybe jack shot twombley, instead of twombley shooting himself. i've been wondering maybe jack shot him on purpose.	Wade! How can you even think such a thing? Why would Jack Hewitt do that, shoot Twombley on purpose?
...jack's turned into one of those men who are permanently angry. he used to be a sweet kid, but it's like, when he found out he couldn't play ball anymore, he changed. now he's like everyone else.	I've been wondering if maybe Jack shot Twombley, instead of Twombley shooting himself. I've been wondering maybe Jack shot him on purpose.
i'm sure, i'm positive it didn't happen the way jack says it did.	...Jack's turned into one of those men who are permanently angry. He used to be a sweet kid, but it's like, when he found out he couldn't play ball anymore, he changed. Now he's like everyone else.
i heard he was drunk at toby's last night and got in a fight with hettie. he drove off without her...	I'm sure, I'm positive it didn't happen the way Jack says it did.
there's something funny about that shooting. there's lots funny about it, actually.	I heard he was drunk at Toby's last night and got in a fight with Hettie. He drove off without her...
jack's sort of sensitive, i guess. more than most. but he'll be okay in a few weeks.	There's something funny about that shooting. There's lots funny about it, actually.
tonight. let's get together.	Okay.
call me.	Tonight. Let's get together.
no you don't. you're pissed, that's all. you ought to cool off for a few days then have a long talk with lillian. you know? work it out with her, tell her how you feel. lillian's not out to get you.	The hell she isn't. Lillian's been trying to nail me to a cross since the day I met her. I'm gonna hire me a fucking lawyer from Concord and get this thing, this divorce thing, rearranged. I've been thinking about it a lot. It's like she owns Jill or something. Nobody owns nobody, especially not kids. And I pay her.
yeah. i mean that.	No you don't. You're pissed, that's all. You ought to cool off for a few days then have a long talk with Lillian. You know? Work it out with her, tell her how you feel. Lillian's not out to get you.
you don't mean that.	Yeah. I mean that.
i'm going to start one of those custody suits. i don't give a fucking shit. you know?	You don't mean that.
i'm sorry.	I'm going to start one of those custody suits. I don't give a fucking shit. You know?
forget it.	I'm sorry.
about you and jill and needing a third person. she went back to lillian?	Forget it.
said what?	About you and Jill and needing a third person. She went back to Lillian?
i'm sorry about what i said.	Said what?
yeah.	I'm sorry about what I said.
you okay?	Yeah.
you okay?	Yeah.
see you tomorrow, maybe.	You okay?
don't worry. i can protect my virtue. i mean, c'mon, wade, give me a break.	See you tomorrow, maybe.
okay. she's fine.	You two want to do anything tomorrow and need a third party, give me a call, okay? I'm off.
how's she doing?	Okay. She's fine.
for a while.	How's she doing?
new hat?  jill's up, i see.	For a while.
can --?	Makes me sad it was her. Instead of me. I shoulda froze.
it makes me sad.	Can --?
when did she die?	Is...? She's dead then?
coffee's perked.	When did she die?
it's broke i guess. there's an electric in the bedroom.	Maybe Wade should take a look at it. Your pipes'll freeze.  Wade, would you do that?
you're not using it today?	It's broke I guess. There's an electric in the bedroom.
there's a furnace.	You're not using it today?
have you been heating the house? not just with the stove.	There's a furnace.
yes. here's your ticket.	You get the hell out of my house now, asshole. And know this -- you are going to be a lucky asshole if I haven't got you fired before the day is out. I can do it with one phone call, and I'm pissed enough to do it now!
doing your fucking job. i know. i watch television too.	Yes. Here's your ticket.
don't give me a hard time, mr. gordon. i'm just --	Doing your fucking job. I know. I watch television too.
you're talking about a goddamned ticket, from when i passed you at the school where you were deciding to hold up traffic while dreaming of becoming a traffic cop or something?	Don't give me a hard time, Mr. Gordon. I'm just --
don't ever put your hands on me, mr. gordon.	You're talking about a goddamned ticket, from when I passed you at the school where you were deciding to hold up traffic while dreaming of becoming a traffic cop or something?
hold on!	Don't ever put your hands on me, Mr. Gordon.
yesterday morning, you passed a stopped school bus, which was flashing its lights, then you--	Hold on!
moving violation! i just got out of bed and you're telling me you're giving me a goddamn speeding ticket? now? are you nuts? is that it, whitehouse? you're nuts?	Yesterday morning, you passed a stopped school bus, which was flashing its lights, then you--
i'm issuing you a ticket. moving violation.	Moving violation! I just got out of bed and you're telling me you're giving me a goddamn speeding ticket? Now? Are you nuts? Is that it, Whitehouse? You're nuts?
what the hell are you talking about?	I'm issuing you a ticket. Moving violation.
jesus christ. mr. gordon, when i come all the way to serve somebody a summons, i don't call ahead for an appointment.	What the hell are you talking about?
i said, 'next time, phone ahead.'	Jesus Christ. Mr. Gordon, when I come all the way to serve somebody a summons, I don't call ahead for an appointment.
how's that?	I said, 'Next time, phone ahead.'
whitehouse. next time, phone ahead.	How's that?
can't it wait, then?	Whitehouse. Next time, phone ahead.
oh, no. no, it's a... it's a traffic thing. no big deal.	Can't it wait, then?
something about my father?	Oh, no. No, it's a... it's a traffic thing. No big deal.
well, yeah, i suppose. sure. i just had a little business to settle with mr. gordon. i'm the local police officer.	Something about my father?
mrs. gordon. thank you.	Well, yeah, I suppose. Sure. I just had a little business to settle with Mr. Gordon. I'm the local police officer.
well, yes, i'm... i want to say that i'm real sorry about your father, mrs. twombley.	Mrs. Gordon. Thank you.
he's asleep. we were up very late.	Well, yes, I'm... I want to say that I'm real sorry about your father, Mrs. Twombley.
i was... i'm wade whitehouse. i was wondering, is your husband here?	He's asleep. We were up very late.
who are you?	I was... I'm Wade Whitehouse. I was wondering, is your husband here?
he got his deer yet?	No, he's out now. Somewhere on the mountain. I'd stay away from him if I were you. He's real pissed.
well, i guess -- that's what he said.	He got his deer yet?
his office. you mean my old office.	Well, I guess -- that's what he said.
wade, i got a message for you.  jack hewitt, he's looking for you. wants you to clear your stuff out of his office in town hall.	His office. You mean my old office.
jillie, you want a cheese grilled sandwich?	It's called a grilled cheese sandwich, you dub.
cb. little while ago. one of the boys on the way in picked up jack on the cb calling for state troopers. i figured you'd know what really happened. the fucking guy kill himself? this twombley, who the fuck is he, anyhow?	No, I... I've been out on the grader all morning. Twombley's summer people. Massachusetts. Friend of Gordon's. It was his idea for Jack to take him hunting.  I gotta go.
where... how'd you hear that?	CB. Little while ago. One of the boys on the way in picked up Jack on the CB calling for state troopers. I figured you'd know what really happened. The fucking guy kill himself? This Twombley, who the fuck is he, anyhow?
the other guy.	Where... how'd you hear that?
jack?	The other guy.
the fucker shot himself. ker-bang! that's what it sounds like. not on purpose. i assume accidental.	Jack?
not since last night. he took a guy hunting.	The fucker shot himself. Ker-bang! That's what it sounds like. Not on purpose. I assume accidental.
you talked to jack?	Not since last night. He took a guy hunting.
that goddamned woman. thinks she can cart jill off and leave me alone like this. i'm more than pissed, margie. i'm a whole lot more than pissed. i been that plenty and i know the difference. this is different.	Marg! You got orders!
marg!	That goddamned woman. Thinks she can cart Jill off and leave me alone like this. I'm more than pissed, Margie. I'm a whole lot more than pissed. I been that plenty and I know the difference. This is different.
this town sucks.	Aw, c'mon, I was only saying there's something wrong with "Home Made Cooking", that's all. The sign's fine. What it says is wrong.
i'm not finding fault. it's a good idea, good for you, good for the town. real modern too.	This town sucks.
fuck. wade whitehouse. it's people like you that keep this fucking town from prospering. whatever somebody does to improve things around here, you gotta find fault with it.	I'm not finding fault. It's a good idea, good for you, good for the town. Real modern too.
the sign. it looks like it's spelled wrong or something.	Fuck. Wade Whitehouse. It's people like you that keep this fucking town from prospering. Whatever somebody does to improve things around here, you gotta find fault with it.
what?	The sign. It looks like it's spelled wrong or something.
it don't look right.	What?
take care, wade.	You be careful of that little bastard. He's dying to get in your pants, you know.
nothing in the fucking house to drink. not a fucking thing. my house, my money, my truck -- stolen!	I don't know you. My goddamn father and I don't know you.
crawl!	Nothing in the fucking house to drink. Not a fucking thing. My house, my money, my truck -- stolen!
where the christ you going? you sonofabitch, you leave my fucking truck where it is! i need... give me the goddamn keys! i need to get me to town!	Crawl!
you and me.	Where the Christ you going? You sonofabitch, you leave my fucking truck where it is! I need... Give me the Goddamn keys! I need to get me to town!
bang!	You and me.
yeah.	Bang!
everything you know is from me.	Yeah.
call it what you want.	Everything you know is from me.
love! i'm made of love!	Call it what you want.
love! what the fuck do you know about love?	Love! I'm made of love!
nah-nah-naw! you done done finally done it! like a man done it. done it right. i love you, you mean sonofabitch!	Love! What the fuck do you know about love?
you don't know me. you don't know me!  so fuck you. fuck you.	Nah-nah-naw! You done done finally done it! Like a man done it. Done it right. I love you, you mean sonofabitch!
you! by christ, you -- i know you.  yeah, you goddamn sonofabitch, i know you. you're a goddamn fucking piece of my heart!	You don't know me. You don't know me!  So fuck you. Fuck you.
pop, for christ's sake!	You think you can take me now? Come on, try.
listen, it's no big deal, pop.	Come on, smart guy. Tell how it's no big deal. Tell me how a single one of you is worth a single hair on that woman's head.
why didn't you call and have the furnace fixed?	Wade. I thought she was alright. Till this morning she was.
in the living room.	Why didn't you call and have the furnace fixed?
is there something wrong with the phone?	In the living room.
i checked on her. she had the electric heater. cold don't bother her as much as me. which is why i give her the heater.	Is there something wrong with the phone?
yeah.	I checked on her. She had the electric heater. Cold don't bother her as much as me. Which is why I give her the heater.
where's ma?	She's coming.
we're alright. your ma's sleeping. you want me to get her?	Yeah.
how you and ma doing? haven't seen you in town for a while.	We're alright. Your Ma's sleeping. You want me to get her?
from wickham's. been a while. like some coffee?	How you and Ma doing? Haven't seen you in town for a while.
you remember margie fogg?	From Wickham's. Been a while. Like some coffee?
sleeping.	You remember Margie Fogg?
jesus, pop, how can you stand the cold, dressed like that? where's ma?	Sleeping.
nothing.	You no-good pup!
what was that?  you got something to say, say it! say it!	Nothing.
just do it.	Atta-go.
a lesson in work and its rewards. you'll thank me for this one day.  sally, turn off that tv!	Just do it.
rolfe.	A lesson in work and its rewards. You'll thank me for this one day.  Sally, turn off that TV!
to help, jack, of course -- and to nail those sonsofbitches, the two gordons. that's what alma calls them. jesus, rolfe, whose side are you on?	Take care of the little things first, the things that are distracting you from taking care of the big things. Call Chub Merritt, get your car back, call a dentist, for God's sake, and get your tooth pulled, don't trust the locals, get your facts straight and go straight to the state police. Let them work on this.
for what?	To help, Jack, of course -- and to nail those sonsofbitches, the Two Gordons. That's what Alma calls them. Jesus, Rolfe, whose side are you on?
i know what it means. i'm just running out of ways to use it.	For what?
wade, are you alright?	But you gotta hear this. You won't believe it. Mel Gordon had come by to visit LaRiviere and so now I'm in his office.
then you accidentally see your body, or your face, or whatever, and you don't know who the hell it belongs to. strange. it's the business with the old man, i know, and how incredibly pissed i was at him, and also chasing jack hewitt like that, and the goddamned truck going through the ice, not to mention margie's being so upset -- one thing on top of another.	Wade, are you alright?
i remember clearly cause when i heard i became real careful around pop. i was a careful child and i became a careful adult, but at least i wasn't afflicted by that man's violence.	That's what you think.
well, i never heard that one.	I remember clearly cause when I heard I became real careful around Pop. I was a careful child and I became a careful adult, but at least I wasn't afflicted by that man's violence.
and elbourne and mom took you to the doctor and told him you fell from the hay loft.	Well, I never heard that one.
we'd have to go digging in vietnam to ask him.	And Elbourne and Mom took you to the doctor and told him you fell from the hay loft.
it wasn't me. i wasn't there, but i heard about it. when i heard about it, it was about elbourne.	We'd have to go digging in Vietnam to ask him.
you think i wouldn't remember a thing like that?	It wasn't me. I wasn't there, but I heard about it. When I heard about it, it was about Elbourne.
it may have happened, but not the way you said.	You think I wouldn't remember a thing like that?
of course it happened. why would i lie about it?	It may have happened, but not the way you said.
i hate to disappoint you, but i don't think it happened.	Of course it happened. Why would I lie about it?
yeah.	I hate to disappoint you, but I don't think it happened.
i was thinking about that story you told me, about pop and chopping the firewood out of the ice and after.	Yeah.
i care about what happened. the truth. i'm a student of history, remember?	I was thinking about that story you told me, about Pop and chopping the firewood out of the ice and after.
right's right, goddamnit! don't you care what's right?	I care about what happened. The truth. I'm a student of history, remember?
not particularly.	Right's right, goddamnit! Don't you care what's right?
it's too neat. things ain't that neat. it makes me mad. that somebody can pay to kill somebody, his own father-in-law, and not be punished for it. don't that piss you off?	Not particularly.
shit, around here, you shoot somebody in the woods, you say it was an accident, you get fined fifty bucks and your hunting license lifted. jack's probably saying the guy shot himself cause he ain't got his deer yet and don't want his license pulled.	It's too neat. Things ain't that neat. It makes me mad. That somebody can pay to kill somebody, his own father-in-law, and not be punished for it. Don't that piss you off?
a hunting accident is perfect.	Shit, around here, you shoot somebody in the woods, you say it was an accident, you get fined fifty bucks and your hunting license lifted. Jack's probably saying the guy shot himself cause he ain't got his deer yet and don't want his license pulled.
so mel gordon wouldn't want a professional hit. that'd make the feds dig deeper. he wants an accident.	A hunting accident is perfect.
here's my theory. twombley, unaware of illegal union loans or whatever, starts nosing around cause of the investigation and finds out. finds out his son-in-law is involved.	So Mel Gordon wouldn't want a professional hit. That'd make the feds dig deeper. He wants an accident.
yeah, the guy with the bmw i told you about. i did, didn't i?	Here's my theory. Twombley, unaware of illegal union loans or whatever, starts nosing around cause of the investigation and finds out. Finds out his son-in-law is involved.
okay. it's likely there are people in the union who don't want twombley to testify. they probably include his son-in-law who's vice-president and will probably be the next president. i read that in the papers. what's his name, mel gordon?	Yeah, the guy with the BMW I told you about. I did, didn't I?
i don't know. you tell me.	Okay. It's likely there are people in the union who don't want Twombley to testify. They probably include his son-in-law who's vice-president and will probably be the next president. I read that in the papers. What's his name, Mel Gordon?
they wouldn't deal with a guy like jack. who else benefits if twombley is suddenly dead?	I don't know. You tell me.
who'd pay him that kind of money? not the mob. they got their own guys. specialists.	They wouldn't deal with a guy like Jack. Who else benefits if Twombley is suddenly dead?
money.	Who'd pay him that kind of money? Not the mob. They got their own guys. Specialists.
motive. you gotta have a motive.	Money.
well, your friend, i think. jack hewitt.	Motive. You gotta have a motive.
then who shot him?	Well, your friend, I think. Jack Hewitt.
that it wasn't an accident.	Then who shot him?
which is?	That it wasn't an accident.
i think your first response to the twombley shooting was the correct one.	Which is?
find them everywhere.	I think your first response to the Twombley shooting was the correct one.
want to know what i think happened?	Find them everywhere.
i guess it was an accident, like everybody thinks.	Want to know what I think happened?
anything new about the shooting? twombley?	I guess it was an accident, like everybody thinks.
i want to let the gas run out. i don't want the bastard driving drunk, and he's always drunk now. after, we'll hide the keys.	Anything new about the shooting? Twombley?
yeah. she'll probably quit her job and stay out here with pop. we can't leave him alone here, he'll set the damn place on fire. with jill here a lot, it'll be good to have margie around. things are going to change in that department, by the way. i got a custody lawyer in concord. i'm gonna see him tomorrow. all hell's gonna break loose, but it's worth it.	I want to let the gas run out. I don't want the bastard driving drunk, and he's always drunk now. After, we'll hide the keys.
well, do you still plan to get married?	Yeah. She'll probably quit her job and stay out here with Pop. We can't leave him alone here, he'll set the damn place on fire. With Jill here a lot, it'll be good to have Margie around. Things are going to change in that department, by the way. I got a custody lawyer in Concord. I'm gonna see him tomorrow. All hell's gonna break loose, but it's worth it.
what about her?	Well, do you still plan to get married?
what about margie?	What about her?
no thanks. i don't drink.	Yeah. I forgot.
anyone else want one? rolfe?	No thanks. I don't drink.
pointless to stand around in church with nothing to do, i guess.	What about Jill? Is Lillian bringing her?
haven't you already done a bit of that?	No, no, I haven't. Not really. I've growled a little, but I haven't bit.
i get to feeling like a whipped dog some days, rolfe, and some night i'm going to bite back. i swear it.	Haven't you already done a bit of that?
get some sleep.	I get to feeling like a whipped dog some days, Rolfe, and some night I'm going to bite back. I swear it.
yeah, i guess.	Get some sleep.
don't think about it. you're exhausted.	Yeah, I guess.
a divorce lawyer. a custody lawyer. you know, 'cause of jill.	Don't think about it. You're exhausted.
what happened?	A divorce lawyer. A custody lawyer. You know, 'cause of Jill.
jill. i was thinking of getting a lawyer. maybe you can help me.	What happened?
who?	Jill. I was thinking of getting a lawyer. Maybe you can help me.
picked up jill. she was supposed to visit for the weekend for halloween. she wanted to go home.	Who?
how was she?	Picked up Jill. She was supposed to visit for the weekend for Halloween. She wanted to go home.
the night before the shooting.	How was she?
huh?	The night before the shooting.
lillian was here. in lawford.	Huh?
they were out deer hunting, right? jack probably heard the gun go off, then came back and found the body.	Lillian was here. In Lawford.
well, it was an accident.	They were out deer hunting, right? Jack probably heard the gun go off, then came back and found the body.
you think jack shot him?	Well, it was an accident.
no shit.	You think Jack shot him?
twombley.	No shit.
who?	Twombley.
he was scheduled to testify for a committee investigating organized crime in new england and the construction business.	Who?
it'll come out jack lied and the kid'll get hung for it.	He was scheduled to testify for a committee investigating organized crime in New England and the construction business.
no, not tonight. i'm in bed too. i'm calling because i need you to listen. you're supposed to be a smart guy. you're a professor. i got this theory. jack says he didn't see twombley shot but he did.	It'll come out Jack lied and the kid'll get hung for it.
wade, it's late. i know you're probably at toby's, but i'm in bed reading. we got different habits.	No, not tonight. I'm in bed too. I'm calling because I need you to listen. You're supposed to be a smart guy. You're a professor. I got this theory. Jack says he didn't see Twombley shot but he did.
yeah, i know him -- the kid that was with him. maybe you do too. jack hewitt. he works for lariviere with me. he's my best friend.	Wade, it's late. I know you're probably at Toby's, but I'm in bed reading. We got different habits.
there was something. it happened up your way.	Yeah, I know him -- the kid that was with him. Maybe you do too. Jack Hewitt. He works for LaRiviere with me. He's my best friend.
yeah, brother, look, i was calling cause -- has there been anything on tv in boston about a hunting accident with a guy named twombley, evan twombley?	There was something. It happened up your way.
wade?	Yeah, brother, look, I was calling cause -- has there been anything on TV in Boston about a hunting accident with a guy named Twombley, Evan Twombley?
rolfe.	Wade?
daddy. daddy, please...	Jim... for godsake!
yes dear?	I'm sorry I was so mean to you earlier.
mom?	Yes dear?
you're right and i'll tell you a secret.  i know exactly how you feel.	Big secret.  You said the same thing to Newsweek.
that's not really the point.	You're right and I'll tell you a secret.  I know exactly how you feel.
some kids were teasing you?	That's not really the point.
i know...  but lotsa times i feel like it's me versus the world.  some kid at school teases me and the same day a plague breaks out in bangladesh.  i mean it doesn't take a genius to figure which is more important.	Some kids were teasing you?
your father never means to be so...	I know...  But lotsa times I feel like it's me versus the world.  Some kid at school teases me and the same day a plague breaks out in Bangladesh.  I mean it doesn't take a genius to figure which is more important.
when i write my memoirs i think i'll devote an entire chapter to the cocoa aboard air force one.	Your father never means to be so...
no, it's okay.  after all, he is the president, right?	When I write my memoirs I think I'll devote an entire chapter to the cocoa aboard Air Force One.
i'm sorry, honey.	No, it's okay.  After all, he is the President, right?
he's in a meeting.  he can't be disturbed.	I'm sorry, honey.
i know, mom.  it was great... really.	He's in a meeting.  He can't be disturbed.
we'll talk at home.  you know, most girls aren't as lucky as you.  for most girls seeing the bolshoi ballet would be the experience of a lifetime.	I know, Mom.  It was great... really.
back at the fishbowl?	We'll talk at home.  You know, most girls aren't as lucky as you.  For most girls seeing the Bolshoi ballet would be the experience of a lifetime.
you're jet-lagged.  we'll talk about this back...	Back at The Fishbowl?
mom, just this once, give it a rest.	You're jet-lagged.  We'll talk about this back...
alice...	Mom, just this once, give it a rest.
hey joey, how `bout a cocoa, double whip cream.	Alice...
i'm sure he's busy.	Don't you even want to ask?
you don't want to say hi to your father?	I'm sure he's busy.
well, you aren't the president, dear.	Yeah, no duh.
it's not like he hasn't made us wait a few times.	Well, you aren't the President, dear.
he didn't leave us.	You are a resilient man, Mr.
fuck off, you stupid asshole.	It would be a pity to squander such a strong personality.
the woman you shot. she was my friend.	That's the way of the world, little one. Didn't they teach you that in school?
smart for your age, eh? top of your class? tell me, do you know what the word &quot;propaganda&quot; means?	Yeah. Do you know what the word &quot;asshole&quot; means.
yeah, i study world events. five thousand turkienistan muslims were slaughtered in stravanvitch's cleansings... along with 15 american school kids. you know hqw i studied that. i went to their funerals with my dad. i met their parents.	Smart for your age, eh? Top of your class? Tell me, do you know what the word &quot;propaganda&quot; means?
so, you study world events, little one. that's good for a girl your age.	Yeah, I study world events. Five thousand Turkienistan Muslims were slaughtered in Stravanvitch's cleansings... along with 15 American school kids. You know hQw I studied that. I went to their funerals with my dad. I met their parents.
you're one of stravanavitch's men.	So, you study world events, little one. That's good for a girl your age.
you must be tired. it'll wake you up.	No, thank you. The gunfire did that.
i don't drink coffee.	You must be tired. It'll wake you up.
there they are!	Okay, I'm slowing us down.
oh ny god... oh my god... oh my god...	It's okay, honey. I got you. I got you. You're okay.
how you doing, sweetie?	Been better, Dad... You?
daddy...	Alice... I...
alice!	Daddy...
it was the experience of a lifetime.	How `bout a hug for the old man.
how was...  ...the ballet?	It was the experience of a lifetime.
hey, you guys back already?	How was...  ...the ballet?
oooooh, i'm good.	Hey, you guys back already?
the pilot says it is does not have the markings of a commercial jet.	Warn then again. If they don't respond... shoot them down. We will not be intimidated.
the world would not look on us kindly if we shot down a civilian airliner.	The pilot says it is does not have the markings of a commercial jet.
they are in our airspace. we would be within our rights.	The world would not look on us kindly if we shot down a civilian airliner.
it's some kind of trick... a preliminary airstrike in response to our troop movement.	They are in our airspace. We would be within our rights.
yes. they refused to alter course and the 747 would not answer our hails.	It's some kind of trick... a preliminary airstrike in response to our troop movement.
did we warn them off?	Yes. They refused to alter course and the 747 would not answer our hails.
the americans say they are escorting a damaged plane. our pilots confirm they are surrounding a 747.	Did we warn them off?
it's cut.	cross it...  The static overwhelms the voice, then cuts out.
okay, it's on. we've got some indicator lights here.	Okay, you're aerated. To dump the fuel you have to close the circuit for the pump. There's no switch in Avionics so you'll have to cross the wires. There should be five wires, just to your left. Do you see them?
pop it open. there should be a red switch, toggle it up.	Okay, it's on. We've got some indicator lights here.
got it.	Pop it open. There should be a red switch, toggle it up.
do you see the maintenance panel?	Got it.
sluggish... i think it's jammed too.	Uh, Tower, we got a problem up here.
aw, man. you're torn up pretty bad out here, sir. do you have any elevater control.	Sluggish... I think it's jammed too.
lemme take a look.	Aw, man. You're torn up pretty bad out here, sir. Do you have any elevater control.
no. we're losing fuel and my rudder's not responding.	Lemme take a look.
just stay on my wing, sir. i'll take you all the way in.	No. We're losing fuel and my rudder's not responding.
uh, we got a problem here.	Just stay on my wing, sir. I'll take you all the way in.
how we doing, colonel?	We still got three MiGs running around and six more on the way.
stay cool.	How we doing, Colonel?
got it.	Stay cool.
okay. we're gonna arc a fat one to the right. got it?	Got it.
two and three are heading toward the boeing.	Okay. We're gonna arc a fat one to the right. Got it?
who's flying the fucking plane?	I'm doing what I can.
he's busy being dead.	Who's flying the fucking plane?
put your pilot on.	He's busy being dead.
you read my mind.	Put your pilot on.
mr. president, it's an honor. now with your permission can we lead you the fuck out of here.	You read my mind.
u.s. pilots, this is air force one.	Copy Air Force One. Welcome to the party.
i prefered the terrorists.	That's game, set, and match. There's nothing to do, except call the Chief Justice.
they've got no chutes. they can't control the plane, their engines are failing and they're losing fuel.	I prefered the terrorists.
they aren't answering their hails.	This doesn't make sense.
walter, if you have a point, make it.	That kid's name was Jim Marshall.
we don't know that.	Holding the president hostage is not something that slips your mind when you're making demands.
he's dead then. they must have killed him.	We don't know that.
the iraqi ambassador is claiming it's just an exercise.	An exercise in futility. Send the Nimitz back in.
apparently taking uzis away from sixth graders isn't as popular as we thought it'd be.  representative taylor is working on a compromise.	Put together a score sheet.  I'll make some calls.
it was a good ad-lib, sir.	Thanks.  Wrote it last night.
goddamn right i did.  i asked for a tough-as-nails speech and you gave me diplomatic bullshit.  what's the point in having a speech if i have to ad-lib?	It was a good ad-lib, sir.
sir, you threw out page two.	Goddamn right I did.  I asked for a tough-as-nails speech and you gave me diplomatic bullshit.  What's the point in having a speech if I have to ad-lib?
the chief justice? what on earth for?	To swear you in as President.
iraqi's won't buy it. either they're already in on this or they'll think we're spying.	If fired upon, tell our fighters that they are ordered to engage.
if challenged, our fighters are to state that they are on a rescue mission.	Iraqi's won't buy it. Either they're already in on this or they'll think we're spying.
they still have the president, it's past their deadline and they haven't called. what do you think it means?	Like any good poker player, they're checking over their hand seeing which cards to play and which to discard.
i hate to be pragmatic, but they'll sacrifice pawns before kings. it may take them some time to kill their way up to senior staff.	Okay. Also, I want you to put our bases in Turkey on alert, and have the Kitty Hawk prepare a retaliatory air strike.
but they start executing hostages in	I hate to be pragmatic, but they'll sacrifice pawns before kings. It may take them some time to kill their way up to senior staff.
we've got four hours before they make it into turkienistan airspace.	But they start executing hostages in
can we do that?	We've got four hours before they make it into Turkienistan airspace.
general greely says it looks like the middle east.	Does your office have anything to add, Mr. Dean?
you're duty to what? the country you served doesn't exist anymore.	My loyalty was never to my country.
because it is my duty.	You're duty to what? The country you served doesn't exist anymore.
why?	Because it is my duty.
yes, mr. president.	Why?
special agent gibbs. you helped do this?	Yes, Mr. President.
that's affirmative.	Ga get it.
air force one, please reduce speed to 250 knots.	Roger.
air force one, acknowledged.  tnt. emergency parachute launch ramp.	Air Force One, please reduce speed to 250 knots.
please change course to zero seven four and drop to eighteen thousand feet. over.	Air Force One, acknowledged.  tNT. EMERGENCY PARACHUTE LAUNCH RAMP.
about goddamn time.	Please change course to Zero Seven Four and drop to eighteen thousand feet. Over.
air force one, this is af-135-ra. we have been instructed to refuel your plane.	About goddamn time.
over the black sea. i can probably get us to turkey or georgia.	No! If we land this plane anywhere else, we will end up another Entebe.  The Americans built a super plane that flies through mushroom cloud, evades missiles and...  refuels in mid-air. Call the White House.
where are we now?	Over the Black Sea. I can probably get us to Turkey or Georgia.
not even close. hell, we can't even make syria or iraq.	Where are we now?
we're not going to make it.	Not even close. Hell, we can't even make Syria or Iraq.
we've stopped dumping... but we've only got about twenty minutes of fuel left.	We're not going to make it.
avionics compartment! it's the only place. you better get zedeck down there fast unless, of course, you'd rather be a martyr than a savior.	Go! Take Serge.. and watch your backs.
how?	Avionics compartment! It's the only place. You better get Zedeck down there fast Unless, of course, you'd rather be a martyr than a savior.
psychology. they're trying to unnerve us.	Well it worked.
why did they do that?	Psychology. They're trying to unnerve us.
remarkable aircraft. remarkable.	why did they do that?
we checked the manifest. everyone was accounted for.	A secret service agent. It must be.
who did this?	We checked the manifest. Everyone was accounted for.
nine.	Any of us?
how many others killed?	Nine.
dead.	How many others killed?
the rest of the secret service?	Dead.
we've already been inspected.	Sir, this plane carries the President of the United States.
this is romeo tango zulu changing call signs.  tower, alert air traffic, romeo tango zulu is now air force one.  this is air force one... the president is safe onboard.	Copy, Air Force One.
tower, here.	This is Romeo Tango Zulu changing call signs.  Tower, alert air traffic, Romeo Tango Zulu is now Air Force One.  This is Air Force One... The President is safe onboard.
we copy. stand by...  tower?	Tower, here.
stand by.	Romeo Tango Zulu1 this is Tower.
romeo tango zulu, do you have the president? over.	Stand by.
tower, air force one has been boarded.	Romeo Tango Zulu, copy One the television, graphics of the First Family against the Presidential Seal.
you're pointing a gun at me.	Very good. Thank you, Ms. Mitchell.
how are your fellow hostages feeling, ms. mitchell?	Scared. We're scared.
i'm responsible for press relations for the flight office.	How are your fellow hostages feeling, Ms. Mitchell?
and what is it you do, ms. mitchell.	I'm responsible for Press Relations for the Flight Office.
maria... maria mitchell.	And what is it you do, Ms. Mitchell.
*                     please tell me your name.	Maria... Maria Mitchell.
here's a press kit.  i'll let you guys get comfortable and once we're airborne i'll be able to schedule the interviews.	Thank you.
and all these rooms here?	Conference rooms, though some have other functions.  The one up front doubles as an emergency medical center.
i guess it depends on your perspective.	And all these rooms here?
a dubious distinction, no?	I guess it depends on your perspective.
you don't know the half of it.  did you know this entire plane is shielded from radiation?  we could fly through a mushroom cloud completely unharmed if necessary.	A dubious distinction, no?
this is a remarkable aircraft.	You don't know the half of it.  Did you know this entire plane is shielded from radiation?  We could fly through a mushroom cloud completely unharmed if necessary.
up on the upper deck is the cockpit and the mission communication center. the mcc, as we call it, can place clear and secure phone calls to anywhere on earth.  we're linked to a network of military and civilian satellites and ground stations.  we could run the country or run a war from there if we had to.	This is a remarkable aircraft.
ms.  mitchell.  so nice to finally meet you in person.	The President and I were delighted that we could accommodate you.  Now if you're all cleared?  You can follow me then.
you got what you wanted. you going to release us now?	You're very valuable. And our nation needs so many things.
jim...	Three...
four...	Jim...
the world is such a dangerous place and we can't always protect our children.	Please. You can kill me but leave my daughter alone.
nor will there be. my husband does not negotiate with terrorists.	You will be the first to pay for that mistake.
no.	Say something dear.
shall i begin by executing the president's daughter? she's right here.	No.
that was war.	So is this.  Come now, you're upsetting the little one.
but they are not ny people. you look at me as if i am a monster, but answer me this -- when your planes bombed the oil fields of iraq, did you cry for those dark skinned men whose names you do not know and who's faces you will never see? did you cry for their wives and children. they were people too, yes... but they were not your people.	That was war.
how can you? i mean they're people.	But they are not ny people. You look at me as if I am a monster, but answer me this -- when your planes bombed the oil fields of Iraq, did You cry for those dark skinned men whose names you do not know and who's faces You will never see? Did You cry for their wives and children. They were people too, yes... but they were not your people.
i neither enjoy nor dislike. i do what is necessary.	How can you? I mean they're people.
why? do you enjoy it?	I neither enjoy nor dislike. I do what is necessary.
yes	Why? Do you enjoy it?
do you have to be so brutal?	Yes
my husband is a very courageous man.	Your husband is a coward. He sends soldiers half-way around the world to steal a man from his home in the middle of the night.
i know he left you behind.	My husband is a very courageous man.
what do you know of my husband?	I know he left you behind.
or you will do what, mrs. marshall?  but i admire your courage. your husband, on the other hand...	What do you know of my husband?
leave my daughter alone.	Or you will do what, Mrs. Marshall?  But I admire your courage. Your husband, on the other hand...
now, or he dies, please.	Come on, Alice.
what do you want with us?	Cooperation. If you try to escape, you will be met with automatic gunfire and a barricade of your comrade's bodies will prevent you from exiting. Good day.
fear will keep you alive. any one who is not afraid is bound to do something foolish, and bound to die.	What do you want with us?
no you won't. you'll compromise... like always.	Hold on, Alice.
let my daughter go or i'll take you out!	If you put down the gun, I promise not to drop her on the way down.
there goes your ride.	Let my daughter go or I'll take you out!
the taste of defeat is bitter, no?	One thing I've learned as
someday, you'll regret my nature.	You don't like seeing people get hurt. Now in morality, that is a virtue. In politics, however, that is weakness.  You were a hostage to everyone else *                    long before you were a hostage to
yes, i'll do it.  just leave my family alone.	Good. Good.
you'll do it?	Yes, I'll do it.  Just leave my family alone.
stop.	You'll do it?
this administration does not negotiate with terrorists.	Pity. Mr. Gibbs.
call up petrov and order stravanavitch' s release.	This administration does not negotiate with terrorists.
she isn't a part of this. this is between you and me.	Call up Petrov and order Stravanavitch' S release.
over my dead body.	No. But since I only have a few of your staff left to kill, perhaps I will start with your family instead... Gibbs.
now since we've had very little luck getting washington or moscow to cooperate, i wondered if you would be so kind.	Over my dead body.
finally, we can bargain.	I'm sure we can strike some sort of arrangement. Land the plane and we'll trade you hostages for fuel.
madame vice president. we have an options paper.  chandler takes the options paper, waves off lee, and reads it as she talks.	Yes. You've made yourself quite clear.
twenty minutes?	You heard me.  You. Congress and cabinet heads.
okay, gentlemen, we'll take no action until we confirm that the president is off the plane... lee, go huddle with the d.o.d. i want an options paper on this in 20 minutes.	Twenty minutes?
our only policy assumes the plane is on the ground. our hands are completely tied while they're in the air.	Okay, Gentlemen, we'll take no action until we confirm that the president is off the plane... Lee, go huddle with the D.O.D. I want an options paper on this in 20 minutes.
sir, we stay with the president.	That isn't necessary.
i'll not going without my family.	Yes, sir.
eighteen thousand feet, sir. and two hundred knots... otherwise it's suicide.	Got it.
get `em ready.  you... come with me.	Eighteen thousand feet, sir. And two hundred knots... otherwise it's suicide.
we can't jump from here or at this speed. but if we could get a message out - tell the refueling plane...	They've cut communication, and I spent a good bit of time looking for alternatives. My only solution ran out of batteries.
we've already played our cards, major. there's no turning back.	We can't jump from here or at this speed. But if we could get a message out - tell the refueling plane...
mr. caidwell, the ground's a few miles away. how do you propose getting us from here to there?	Gravity.
the northern border's gotten a bit hairy. their migs are playing tag with our tomcats and our boys are just itching to engage.	Tell our boys to cool their jets. I don't need `em creating policy for me.
our kh-ll's took this one at 0100 hours. what you see here is the mobilization of two mechanized brigades.	They've gotta be joking.
flying the plane.	You haven't even driven a car since you took office.
what are you doing?	Flying the plane.
call petrov...  i'll be back.	Both of you.
i don't know why you stayed.	Please... don't start with me.
look on the bright side, hon. shep here thinks i'll be a one termer.	Shall I ask the Chief of Staff to schedule your daughter in?
how did your speech go?	Well, they aren't burning me in effigy. That's always a good sign.
this promise isn't subject to congressional approval.	How did your speech go?
i should trust that promise? because you know the voters are still waiting for that middle class tax cut.	This promise isn't subject to Congressional approval.
i'll make it up to you, i promise.	I should trust that promise? Because you know the voters are still waiting for that middle class tax cut.
i wish it were that easy...	I'll make it up to you, I promise.
but that's the point, jim. we're right here.	I wish it were that easy...
i miss you. and i miss her.	But that's the point, Jim. We're right here.
what?	I miss you. And I miss her.
you know what?	What?
how do you know she understands? you haven't spent more than five minutes with her, or me, in weeks.	And when have I had five minutes? When I wake up in the morning and I'm already three hours behind Schedule.  What do you want me to do, Rose, tell the G7 to fuck off because I'm a family man?
she's a big girl.  she understands.	How do you know she understands? You haven't spent more than five minutes with her, or me, in weeks.
for godsakes, jim, slow down and stop acting like the little dutch boy.  not even you can plug all the world's leaks.  don't you think it's a sign you're pushing too hard when your daughter sees more of you on mtv news than in person.	She's a big girl.  She understands.
rose, i don't have time for this.	For godsakes, Jim, slow down and stop acting like the little dutch boy.  Not even you can plug all the world's leaks.  Don't you think it's a sign you're pushing too hard when your daughter sees more of you on MTV news than in person.
don't.  i know spin control when i feel it.	Rose, I don't have time for this.
no, mr. president.  it can't.	Don't.  I know spin control when I feel it.
can't it wait?	No, Mr. President.  It can't.
may i speak to you for a moment?	Can't it wait?
someone should give you a raise.	Actually, sir, you could be that someone.
white house situation room.	Someone should give you a raise.
where are we sending it?	White House Situation room.
no good. i said they disabled the communications system.	No. I thought about this, Mr.
the fax machines.	No good. I said they disabled the communications system.
excuse me?	The fax machines.
the fax machines.	Excuse me?
please, mr. president. you're going to get yourself killed. is that your solution?	Freeing Stravanavitch is gonna get tens of thousands killed. I can't live with that.  I'm not royalty. I'm an elected official and the integrity of the office of the President is infinitely more important than the man who holds that office.  We don't negotitate. Not as long as I'm President. Is that understood?
but this is different, sir. you're the president.	Please, Mr. President. You're going to get yourself killed. Is that your solution?
you know my policy. we don't negotiate with terrorists. if we start now, all of america becomes a target.	But this is different, sir. You're the President.
and if that means negotiating...	You know my policy. We don't negotiate with terrorists. If we start now, all of America becomes a target.
then tell me there's a rescue operation underway.	and if that means negotiating...
they're still alive, but the loyalists plan to start killing hostages in forty minutes.	Then tell me there's a rescue operation underway.
did they say anything about my family?	They're still alive, but the loyalists plan to start killing hostages in forty minutes.
but...	Two... THREE. GO!
one.	But...
where's my family?	We're handling it, sir.
we're under attack.	Where's my family?
what's going on?	We're under attack.
thank you for calling the white house...	No. no. no. Wait. Wait.
look lady, i don't have time for games. just put the....	Thank you for calling the white House...
okay... if you're the president, when's your wife's birthday?	Look lady, I don't have time for games. Just put the....
you don't understand. this is an emergency. let me talk to anyone.	Okay... if you're the President, when's your wife's birthday?
sir, the president does not call this particular number. so whoever you are get a life, before i have this call traced.	You don't understand. This is an emergency. Let me talk to anyone.
don't cut me off. this is an emergency.	Sir, the President does not call this particular number. So whoever you are get a life, before I have this call traced.
yeah, right.	Don't cut me off. This is an emergency.
this is the president.	Yeah, right.
who can i say is calling?	This is the President.
okay listen, listen carefully. this is an emergency call from air force one. who's there? is the vice- president there?	who can I say is calling?
white house switchboard. how may i direct your call.	Okay listen, listen carefully. This is an emergency call from Air Force One. Who's there? Is the Vice- President there?
we're hooked!	We're hooked. Hove into position.
it's open!	DO YOU SEE TEEM?
twenty five minutes. they should be here any moment.	They better. Fuel's almost gone.
how long's it been since you flew, sir?	Twenty-five years.
shit.	How long's it been since you flew, sir?
iraq? shep, you're fired.	Shit.
iraq, sir. we're over iraq.	Iraq? Shep, you're fired.
my god. i think that was a mig.	A MiG? Where the hell are we?
shepherd.	Sir...
mr. president, how the hell did you get on board?	I never left. Where's my wife and daughter?
mr. president... they're ready for you in the conference room.	Okay.  Hey, pumpkin, you'll tell me all about it later, right?
defense and state department in the conference room in one hour.  i want to review the iraq situation.	Yes, sir.
you give me ulcers.	That's my job.
we'll just say it was in bad taste.	You give me ulcers.
i said it's not worth the fight.  steward, please.	We'll just say it was in bad taste.
sir, the speaker of the house attacked this administration on national television.  you can't afford to leave that hanging.	Did we tape the Duke game?
it's bait.  don't take it.	Sir, the Speaker of the House attacked this administration on national television.  You can't afford to leave that hanging.
other way around, sir.	Right... Christ I'm tired.  Do me a favor and keep me away from the press.
this is a crime bill, shep.  killing a couple ducks won't get it through committee.  besides, shep, i told you...  i don't shoot babies and i don't kiss guns.	Other way around, sir.
*                     we could always put you in a duck blind with a twelve gauge.  the second amendment types'll love that.	This is a crime bill, Shep.  Killing a couple ducks won't get it through committee.  Besides, Shep, I told you...  I don't shoot babies and I don't kiss guns.
i might still have a few chips left.	*                     We could always put you in a duck blind with a twelve gauge.  The second amendment types'll love that.
with all due respect, sir, maybe you should give them this one.  your numbers are still pretty low and you called in a lot of chips to nail stravanavitch.	I might still have a few chips left.
no, no.  i'm fine.  what did the speaker say?	He and the NRA don't like the wording.
you wanna knock of f?	No, no.  I'm fine.  What did the Speaker say?
*                     cbs said they'll give us four minutes.  they thought the russian was a nice touch.	I always wondered if my freshman Russian class would come in handy.
kruger, sagittarius.	Commissioner, Aquarius.
some southern plantation owner falls in love with this poor...	I was asking McCrosky, Commissioner.
what's the story?	Some southern plantation owner falls in love with this poor...
i was reading too.	What's the story?
forget it.  i was reading.	I was reading too.
i told you, leave the boys in washington to the boys downtown and the boys down...	You've made your point, Commissioner. There's only one other pilot who can handle that shuttle and that's Clarence Oveur.  He's got a lunar flight today.  I want him pulled.  Jacobs, pull Oveur!
i wonder how your boys in washington are going to take this one.	I told you, leave the boys in Washington to the boys downtown and the boys down...
that just doesn't make any sense.	I wonder how your boys in Washington are going to take this one.
that's right, commissioner.  senselessly murdered just minutes ago.	That just doesn't make any sense.
what?	I just wish it was that simple.
commissioner.	What?
you handle your front office people, i'll handle the press and leave the boys in washington to the boys downtown and the boys downtown to the boys on the board.	Commissioner.
and what do the boys on the board know about safety, commissioner?  let <u>me</u> talk to them.	Bud, get wise to the political realities. The boys on the board are under a lot of pressure from the boys downtown.
forget it.  the boys on the board want that shuttle to go on schedule.	And what do the boys on the board know about safety, Commissioner?  Let <u>me</u> talk to them.
commissioner, we both know the mercury shuttle needs another month of pre-launch testing.	Forget it.  The boys on the board want that shuttle to go on schedule.
what is it, mary?	Um...  Do you people scream right when you... you know.
yes it did.  mr. dunn, can i ask you a personal question?	What is it, Mary?
felt like a large asteroid.	Yes it did.  Mr. Dunn, can I ask you a personal question?
yes i did...	Felt like a large asteroid.
did you feel that?	Yes I did...
sir?	You better take this.
dunn.	Sir?
you better check on it, mr. dunn.  i'll stay here and fly the ship.	Dunn.
sir, i've got an overload in disposal unit four.	You better check on it, Mr. Dunn.  I'll stay here and fly the ship.
we seem to have a malfunction in disposal unit four, sir.	You better check it, Unger.
shut down accelerators.	Accelerators down.
oveur.	Dunn.
ted, the lever!	Kramer, the WORP control handle just came off in my hand.
now!	Compute!
set!	Now!
we've blown the computer!  elaine!  set course change!	Set!
not when i'm with you, ted.	I guess you'd have to be a fool not to be afraid at a time like this.
are you afraid?	Not when I'm with you, Ted.
the sun will heat that thing to over 450 degrees within seconds.  he'll roast like a pig on a spit.	Are you afraid?
what will happen to him, ted?	The sun will heat that thing to over 450 degrees within seconds.  He'll roast like a pig on a spit.
that's right -- premature ejection.	What will happen to him, Ted?
you mean...	That's right -- premature ejection.
sit down, elaine.  if this bomb trick works we just might make it.  simon was a fool to eject now.	You mean...
simon just ejected!	Sit down, Elaine.  If this bomb trick works we just might make it.  Simon was a fool to eject now.
i just want you to know, i love you ted and always will.	That might be the news we've been waiting for.
well, elaine, this might be it if those guys on the ground don't think of something.	I just want you to know, I love you Ted and always will.
kurtz was the one who got us into this mess in the first place.  you people knew this ship wasn't ready to fly.  you played god with over a hundred lives, kruger, and for what -- the prestige of your precious space program.	That was very well put, Ted.
not now, elaine.	I mean until we start to burn up.
ted, we've only got ten minutes.	Not now, Elaine.
elaine, i'm going back there.  just hold onto that stick and try to control this hunk of tin as best you can.	Ted, please be careful.
elaine, what's going on?	Ted, there's no time to explain.
ted!	Elaine, what's going on?
elaine!	Ted!
there's something dangerously wrong with this ship, elaine.  i know its the wiring. that toilet's just the tip of the iceberg.	Ted, a toilet's not going to kill anyone.
i'd use the word insane.	There's something dangerously wrong with this ship, Elaine.  I know its the wiring. That toilet's just the tip of the iceberg.
what would you say if i told you the toilet just blew up in my face.	I'd use the word insane.
the word is sick.  ted -- very, very, very sick.	What would you say if I told you the toilet just blew up in my face.
what word would you use, elaine?	The word is sick.  Ted -- very, very, very sick.
i've never used the word insane, ted.	What word would you use, Elaine?
then you <u>do</u> think i'm insane.	I've never used the word insane, Ted.
ted, get a grip on yourself.  you should never have left the hospital.	Then you <u>do</u> think I'm insane.
elaine, i mean the mission has to be aborted.  this ship should never have passed fsa inspection.  this thing is held together by string and chewing gum.	Ted, get a grip on yourself.  You should never have left the hospital.
we can't go back.  we had something very special, but it's all over.	Elaine, I mean the mission has to be aborted.  This ship should never have passed FSA inspection.  This thing is held together by string and chewing gum.
elaine, we have to go back.	We can't go back.  We had something very special, but it's all over.
ted.  i don't know why you got on this flight.  i don't know what you're trying to prove.	Elaine, we have to go back.
elaine.	Ted.  I don't know why you got on this flight.  I don't know what you're trying to prove.
not now, elaine!	Ted!
ted.	Not now, Elaine!
i've got it, elaine!  i've figured out what's wrong with the shuttle!	Ted.
what are you doing, ted?	I've got it, Elaine!  I've figured out what's wrong with the shuttle!
ted, we're taking off!	Let me by, Elaine.
i have to get in there.  i have to stop this flight.	Ted, we're taking off!
ted!  what are you...?	I have to get in there.  I have to stop this flight.
that's the way i want it.  just turn the radio on and go.	Goodbye, Ted.  I don't want to hurt you.
if that's the way you want it.	That's the way I want it.  Just turn the radio on and go.
no goodbyes, elaine.  just go.	If that's the way you want it.
his name's david stockman.  he's been here twenty years, that's all he says.	Ted, you must remember what the doctor said, the first step on the road to sanity is admitting that you're sick.  Now take your electro-shock and you'll be back at the space center in no time.  And by the way, Ted, I'm leaving you for Simon.
elaine, when are you going to realize simon kurtz put me in here to get me out of the way.	And when are you going to realize, Ted, that your mental hygiene is the most important thing right now.
sammy davis junior.  terrible car accident.  he hasn't been the same since.	Elaine, when are you going to realize Simon Kurtz put me in here to get me out of the way.
who's that, ted?	Sammy Davis Junior.  Terrible car accident.  He hasn't been the same since.
eat this spaghetti, ted.  it'll make you feel a lot better.	Who's that, Ted?
elaine, what happened to us?	Ted, I loved you and I'll always love you. But I need Simon.  He's stable.  He's a good provider.  I want that at this stage of the game, Ted.  He might have his faults, but Simon doesn't know the meaning of the word fear and I need that in a man.
ted, please.  you're just making things difficult for yourself.	Elaine, what happened to us?
elaine.	Ted, please.  You're just making things difficult for yourself.
let's relax tonight, just the two of us. i'll make a quiet italian dinner just the way you like it, with spaghetti.	You're as bad as the rest of them, Elaine!  It's all here in the design specifications!  Look!  It's all here!
there's nothing wrong with me!	Let's relax tonight, just the two of us. I'll make a quiet Italian dinner just the way you like it, with spaghetti.
ted, you're overworked.  you've been flying yourself into the ground.	There's nothing wrong with me!
ask simon.	Ted, you're overworked.  You've been flying yourself into the ground.
ted, what's wrong?	Ask Simon.
but, ted, the invitations have already gone out.	I mean the Mercury flight.  It's not safe and, Kurtz, you know why.
it's got to be stopped!	But, Ted, the invitations have already gone out.
te...!	That's not important now, Elaine.  We have to talk.
elaine.	Te...!
is he making any progress, doctor?	Yes -- last week that pile of mud was only this high.
the brain is an amazingly complex organ, elaine.	Is he making any progress, Doctor?
you can be gentle with him, elaine.  he's been working out a lot of his aggressions here in the garden.	Is that a good sign, Doctor?
i mean for ted.	You can be gentle with him, Elaine.  He's been working out a lot of his aggressions here in the garden.
you can eat balanced meals, exercise, and take geritol.	I mean for Ted.
what can <u>i</u> do, doctor rumack?	You can eat balanced meals, exercise, and take Geritol.
so you see, our task isn't made any easier by ted's refusal to admit that he's sick.	What can <u>I</u> do, Doctor Rumack?
the human brain is a highly complex organ, elaine, perhaps the most complex next to the bladder.  let me show you.  ted's problem is in this area.  this area, this area, here, here, here, under here, here...	So you see, our task isn't made any easier by Ted's refusal to admit that he's sick.
ted seemed to get worse after i told him about simon, doctor.	The human brain is a highly complex organ, Elaine, perhaps the most complex next to the bladder.  Let me show you.  Ted's problem is in this area.  This area, this area, here, here, here, under here, here...
maybe.	Simon, what are you saying?!
simon, i didn't want it to end like this. we can be friends!  you'll die out there.	Maybe.
my career is shot.	Your career!  What about the lives of those people out there.  Simon, what happened to the man I thought I loved?
can't we change course?	We're computer locked and the manual navigation unit is down.
he tried to disconnect rok.  it gassed him.  that computer is running this ship and we're heading right for the sun.	Can't we change course?
simon, what's happening?!	He tried to disconnect ROK.  It gassed him.  That computer is running this ship and we're heading right for the sun.
simon, i'm going to check rok's secondary readout unit.	Roger.
i think so.	That's my girl.
have you got it straightened out now?	I think so.
meet me onboard, sweetheart.  i have to pick up a few things at the drugstore.	Don't be too long.
simon, why has he become so... so...	So mentally ill?
elaine!  ted's a danger to himself, he's a threat to this mission and his behavior does absolutely nothing to promote peace in the middle east.	Simon, why has he become so... so...
i guess this is a first for you.	No, I've been excited before.
i'm so excited, simon.	I guess this is a first for you.
frank's the best pilot in the program.	I'm so excited, Simon.
but, darling, they've offered me a chance to head up the computer analysis division for the jupiter probe.	You're heading up the division in charge of babies for Mr. and Mrs. Simon Kurtz.
women <u>and</u> the space program have come a long way, sweetheart.  but after the wedding, no more complicated computers for my little girl.	But, darling, they've offered me a chance to head up the computer analysis division for the Jupiter probe.
and i can hardly believe that i'm engaged to someone like you, simon.  i'm a very lucky woman.	Women <u>and</u> the space program have come a long way, sweetheart.  But after the wedding, no more complicated computers for my little girl.
who would believe that elaine thompson was once a stewardess on the denver-chicago run.	And I can hardly believe that I'm engaged to someone like you, Simon.  I'm a very lucky woman.
simon.	Who would believe that Elaine Thompson was once a stewardess on the Denver-Chicago run.
for the best little computer officer on the mercury mission.	Simon.
no, i mean you can do it from the cockpit.	Roger.  You better get back there and monitor the regulatory unit.
i'd rather sit down for this one, elaine.	No, I mean you can do it from the cockpit.
you can do it from up here, captain.	I'd rather sit down for this one, Elaine.
roger.	You can do it from up here, Captain.
we have to disconnect rok's higher brain functions without disturbing his regulatory system.	Roger.
i see.  what do you think our alternatives are?	We have to disconnect ROK's higher brain functions without disturbing his regulatory system.
i don't think we have any alternative, captain.	I see.  What do you think our alternatives are?
elaine, ask rok for a field interference scan.  those sun spots might give us a problem with our communications.	Yes, sir.
request; self-analysis of rok hardware and software systems regarding behavioral changes.	There's nothing wrong with me, Elaine. What about tonight -- just you and me.  We can be alone.  I can get rid of everyone else on the ship -- I've already proven <u>that</u>.
life support check.  elaine, it's obvious you've been ignoring me.  you're a woman. i can relate to that.	Request; self-analysis of ROK hardware and software systems regarding behavioral changes.
request; life support systems check.	Life support check.  Elaine, it's obvious you've been ignoring me.  You're a woman. I can relate to that.
systems check positive.  look, elaine, i...	Request; life support systems check.
request; comprehensive electrical systems check.	Systems check positive.  Look, Elaine, I...
go ahead.	You have great tits.
can i say something of a personal nature to you?	Go ahead.
that's okay, rok.	Can I say something of a personal nature to you?
elaine, i'm sorry about that little outburst a moment ago.	That's okay, ROK.
that's not possible.	Cut the Doubting Thomas shit, Elaine.  I know where I'm coming from on this.
negative.	That's not possible.
that doesn't make sense.  repeat analysis.	Negative.
negative.	That doesn't make sense.  Repeat analysis.
intermitant failure in scan mode "r". analyze.	Negative.
no more kids yelling, 'your old man's a thieving rapist'?	Look, a man can make an honest mistake!! Anyway, she was asking for it!  They're all asking for it all the time!!
how many kids get a chance to live on another planet.	No more kids yelling, 'Your old man's a thieving rapist'?
do you think things will be a lot different on mercury, dad?	It's going to be terrific.  A whole new world, new kids to play with.
i bet scraps is going to love mercury.	Do you think things will be a lot different on Mercury, Dad?
i sure an glad they let scraps ride up here with us.	I bet Scraps is going to love Mercury.
will scraps be able to sit with us, dad?	We'll have to check, Jimmy.  It's a pretty long trip to Mercury.
yeah.	Do you like it when Scraps sleeps on his back, Jimmy?
he's a boy dog.	Yeah.
sure.	He's a boy dog.
can i hold him?	Sure.
scraps.	Can I hold him?
come on up, jimmy.  say, that's some puppy.  what's his name?	Scraps.
all right.  here.	What...?
okay, joey.  the doc says you gotta relax. this hospital in des moines is the best sex clinic in the country.	All right.  Here.
i don't want to hear that word!	Okay, Joey.  The Doc says you gotta relax. This hospital in Des Moines is the best sex clinic in the country.
joey, what's more important, the kids' clothes or your sexual potency.	I don't want to hear that word!
we've spent everything on these operations.  is it really worth it?  we've pawned your mother's wedding ring.  the kids have no winter clothes...	Joey, what's more important, the kids' clothes or your sexual potency.
take this, joey.  it's my last few bucks. you'll need a hot meal when you get there.	We've spent everything on these operations.  Is it really worth it?  We've pawned your mother's wedding ring.  The kids have no winter clothes...
you're sure?	I'm sure.
that's right, joe.  now, no one's going to hurt you and no one has to know what's wrong with you.	You're sure?
what?	That's right, Joe.  Now, no one's going to hurt you and no one has to know what's wrong with you.
joe, the insurance policy won't help your wife and kids.  you bought auto insurance, not life insurance.	What?
i don't want to live anymore.	Joe, the insurance policy won't help your wife and kids.  You bought auto insurance, not life insurance.
joe, you don't want to blow that thing and kill all these innocent people.	I don't want to live anymore.
captain, the coffee machine is jammed and i don't like it.	Have you tried it with a little cinnamon?
all right, captain oveur.  over.	Poached!  Not over!  Over!
that's how i want them.  poached.  over.	All right, Captain Oveur.  Over.
poached <u>and</u> over, captain oveur?  over.	Just poached on toast.  Over.
no.  poached.  over.	Poached <u>and</u> over, Captain Oveur?  Over.
how would you like your eggs, captain? over.	No.  Poached.  Over.
a couple eggs and juice would be nice, mary.  over.	How would you like your eggs, Captain? Over.
what should i say?	Anything.  Just don't let Salucci think we're onto him.
no, a bomb.  now, as discreetly as possible, i want you to move the passengers into the lounge.	What should I say?
a b...	No, a bomb.  Now, as discreetly as possible, I want you to move the passengers into the lounge.
he's carrying a bomb.	A b...
sixteen 'c', why?	He's carrying a bomb.
which passenger is joe salucci?	Sixteen 'C', why?
whenever your're ready, captain.	Yes, sir, commander.  This is Mercury One.  Everything seems A- okay up here and ready for count-down.
good to be aboard, gentlemen.	Captain Oveur, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
that's how dry cleaning works.  now i'd like to quickly go over the digestive system of amphibians.	Do you think it's necessary to explain <u>everything</u>?
mr. kurtz, i presume.	We don't have much time.  Let's move. I'll explain everything.
captain oveur?	Mr. Kurtz, I presume.
ah, yes, the institute, i'm familiar with it.	Now he's D-Y-I-N-Ging and wants to be buried on Mercury.
let's go, daddy.  we have to check in.  he was never appreciated at the institute.	Ah, yes, the Institute, I'm familiar with it.
it's a privilege to meet you, sir, i'm familiar with all your work.	Let's go, Daddy.  We have to check in.  He was never appreciated at the Institute.
yes.	It's a privilege to meet you, sir, I'm familiar with all your work.
say, isn't that dr. barrington, the world- renowned agronomist?	Yes.
thanks, but we have a terrific woman in on thursdays.	Say, isn't that Dr. Barrington, the world- renowned agronomist?
you folks need any help?	Thanks, but we have a terrific woman in on Thursdays.
don't try to stop me!	But that's not a door.  The door's over there.
you can't go in there!	Don't try to stop me!
death, death.  how about the first thursday in march, ten o'clock.	You can't go in there!
all right, it's a matter of death.	Death, death.  How about the first Thursday in March, ten o'clock.
you'll have to be more specific than that, sir.	All right, it's a matter of death.
no, dammit.  it's a matter of life or death.	You'll have to be more specific than that, sir.
do you have an appointment, sir?	No, dammit.  It's a matter of life or death.
i have to see bud kruger.	Do you have an appointment, sir?
don't talk to me about elaine.  outta my way!	Pull yourself together!  We've got to...
then elaine was right.	Don't talk to me about Elaine.  Outta my way!
that damn computer has taken over.  i'm getting out.	Then Elaine was right.
kurtz, you're drunk.  who's in command of this ship?	That damn computer has taken over.  I'm getting out.
striker.	Kurtz, you're drunk.  Who's in command of this ship?
you're tired, striker, overworked.  that wiring meets all the safety specifications.	I know you've been subtly spreading the word that I'm having a breakdown.
look at this wiring.  it's shorting out under high temperatures.	You're tired, Striker, overworked.  That wiring meets all the safety specifications.
you're seeing bugs where they don't exist, striker.	Look at this wiring.  It's shorting out under high temperatures.
are you on the mercury mission?	That's right, Striker.  And we're getting married when we return.
no.  it's hard to l-a-u-g-h when your father's dying.	Well, we laughed.  We laughed all the time.
i just wish it was that simple.  we really were in love.  you know how it is when you laugh all the time.	No.  It's hard to L-A-U-G-H when your father's dying.
then the relationship remains the same and the love changes only when there's change in the two people who share that love.	I just wish it was that simple.  We really were in love.  You know how it is when you laugh all the time.
sure.  but that's only when the love itself goes unchanged.	Then the relationship remains the same and the love changes only when there's change in the two people who share that love.
not if the people change together in relation to that love.	Sure.  But that's only when the love itself goes unchanged.
people change in relation to each other. love changes on its own.	Not if the people change together in relation to that love.
love's the same as it always was.  it's people who change.	People change in relation to each other. Love changes on its own.
we were in love but i'm not sure i know what love is anymore.	Love's the same as it always was.  It's people who change.
no.  i mean your relationship.	We were in love but I'm not sure I know what love is anymore.
i opened this panel and a vacuum cleaner hit me.	No.  I mean your relationship.
do you want to talk about it.	I opened this panel and a vacuum cleaner hit me.
no, i mean your head.  sit down.  i'll take a look at it.  i'm a nurse.	Do you want to talk about it.
i'm getting over it.  if a relationship isn't working, you can't force it.	No, I mean your head.  Sit down.  I'll take a look at it.  I'm a nurse.
you've been hurt.	I'm getting over it.  If a relationship isn't working, you can't force it.
i'm familiar with your work, doctor. you'll have to excuse me, i have to go.	You don't have to excuse yourself.  I'm a nurse.  I understand.
yes.  he's dying <u>a-n-d</u> wants to be buried on mercury.	I'm familiar with your work, Doctor. You'll have to excuse me, I have to go.
not dr. barrington, the world renowned agronomist?	Yes.  He's dying <u>a-n-d</u> wants to be buried on Mercury.
you don't have to thank me, i'm a nurse. this is my father, dr. barrington.	Not Dr. Barrington, the world renowned agronomist?
uh... oh, thank you.  it's nothing.	You don't have to thank me, I'm a nurse. This is my father, Dr. Barrington.
excuse me, are you alright?  i noticed you talking to yourself.  i'm a nurse.  can i be of some help?	Uh... oh, thank you.  It's nothing.
just in case i don't have a chance to say goodbye, i want you to know that i haven't spent so many pleasant hours for many years.	That's a very nice compliment, and I'd like to say that...you've done the same for me.
no. i'm all alone.	Just in case I don't have a chance to say goodbye, I want you to know that I haven't spent so many pleasant hours for many years.
i'm sure we'll both make it...but just in case one of us...well, is there a message you'd like me to give someone?	No. I'm all alone.
mine's eleanor. eleanor schiff.	That's a lovely name. Mine's Milton...Milt Ettenhenim. But my friends call me 'Bubbles.'
you know, here we are having coffee together, and discussing education and business and economy...and we don't even know each other's names...full names i mean.	Mine's Eleanor. Eleanor Schiff.
i wish i could fool myself into believing that that's the reason. the truth of the matter is, nobody ever asked me.	You know, here we are having coffee together, and discussing education and business and economy...and we don't even know each other's names...full names I mean.
i know the answer -- career. a smart woman like you became so involved in your work, you didn't have time for marriage.	I wish I could fool myself into believing that that's the reason. The truth of the matter is, nobody ever asked me.
well, i'm afraid that's a question that's all too easy to answer.	I know the answer -- Career. A smart woman like you became so involved in your work, you didn't have time for marriage.
but i think it's time we stopped talking about me. a woman like you -- why haven't you ever married?	Well, I'm afraid that's a question that's all too easy to answer.
well, after a thing like that you wouldn't be expected to.	But I think it's time we stopped talking about me. A woman like you -- why haven't you ever married?
after my wife died, i felt like a fifth wheel. you know, so many years being with one person -- a very wonderful person -- makes you always think of yourself as part of a pair...when ethel passed away, i was lost. i couldn't function socially and i couldn't function in business.	Well, after a thing like that you wouldn't be expected to.
well, it really wasn't a vacation. you see, i'm a teacher in the new york city school system, and i was attending a seminar on visual aids to education. are you from l.a.?	No. I'm from Washington, D.C. I'm a lobbyist for the Small Businessmen's Assocation.
were you vacationing in los angeles?	Well, it really wasn't a vacation. You see, I'm a teacher in the New York City school system, and I was attending a seminar on visual aids to education. Are you from L.A.?
no, thank you. i take it black. like my men.	Were you vacationing in Los Angeles?
thank you. cream?	No, thank you. I take it black. Like my men.
ah, won't you sit down?	Thank you. Cream?
that's very nice of you. thank you.	Ah, won't you sit down?
i happened to be passing, and i thought you might like some corfee.	That's very nice of you. Thank you.
...but after...awhile...you begin to...  ...get used to it.	Shep, no! He gets so excited when new people are here.
yeah, something like that, but as i say, they didn't have time to tell me very much.	Shep, no! I'll bet you have exciting things happen all the time down there.
something about a plane with no pilot?	Yeah, something like that, but as I say, they didn't have time to tell me very much.
well, to tell the truth, they really didn't fill me in on many of the details. just told me to pick up captain kramer.	Something about a plane with no pilot?
shep, sit...sit! so, i understand you've got a real emergency down there.	Well, to tell the truth, they really didn't fill me in on many of the details. Just told me to pick up Captain Kramer.
oh, yes. come in, paul. rex will be right out.	Shep, sit...sit! So, I understand you've got a real emergency down there.
hello, i'm paul carey from the airline. i'm here to pick up captain kramer.	Oh, yes. Come in, Paul. Rex will be right out.
and the last thing he said to me, "doc," he said, "sometime when the crew is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the zipper. i don't know where i'll be then, doc," he said, "but i won't smell too good. that's for sure."	Excuse me, Doc, I've got a plane to land.
george zipp said that?	And the last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good. That's for sure."
surely there must be something you can do.	I'm doing everything I can! -- And stop calling me Shirley!
i won't deceive you, mister striker. we're running out of time.	Surely there must be something you can do.
yes, everything they've got. how are the passengers doing?	I won't deceive you, Mister Striker. We're running out of time.
will the hospital equipment be at the airport?	Yes, everything they've got. How are the passengers doing?
...safe and sound and free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.	Chicago, the passengers are beginning to panic. When do we start down?
elaine, i haven't time to put this gently, so i'll be very direct. everyone of us on this plane is in a desperate situation. mister striker is the only hope we've got.	Let's see. Those are the flaps, that's the thrust, this must turn on the landing lights.
i <u>am</u> serious, and don't call me shirley! what flying experience have you had?	Well, I flew single-engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying...<u>all</u> <u>together</u>!!!
surely you can't be serious.	I <u>am</u> serious, and don't call me Shirley! What flying experience have you had?
can you fly this airplane and land it?	Surely you can't be serious.
both pilots!	Can you fly this airplane and land it?
what is it, doctor? what's happening?	I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Lina Wertmuller Film Festival.
you can't take a guess for another two hours?	No, I mean we can't <u>land</u> for another two hours. Fog has closed down everything this side of the mountains. We've got to go through to Chicago!
well...not for another two hours.	You can't take a guess for another two hours?
can't you take a guess?	Well...not for another two hours.
captain, how soon can we land?	I can't tell.
no. no one that i know of.	I think you ought to know what our chances are. The life of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone back there who not only can fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
well...	No. No one that I know of.
all right. unless i can get all these people to a hospital quickly, i can't even be sure of saving their lives. now, is there anyone else on board who can land this plane?	Well...
no.	All right. Unless I can get all these people to a hospital quickly, I can't even be sure of saving their lives. Now, is there anyone else on board who can land this plane?
elaine, you're a member of this crew. can you face some unpleasant facts?	No.
just how serious is it, doctor?	Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever.
let's see now. the co-pilot had fish. what did the navigator eat?	He had fish, too.
doctor rumack, mister hammen ate fish. and randy says there are five more cases, and they ate fish, too.	Let's see now. The co-pilot had fish. What did the navigator eat?
what did he have?	He had fish.
yes, yes, i remember. i had lasagna.	What did he have?
well, we had a choice. steak or fish.	Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna.
what was it we had for dinner tonight?	Well, we had a choice. Steak or fish.
it's a big building with patients. but that's not important right now. tell the captain i must speak to him.	Certainly.
a hospital? what is it?	It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now. Tell the Captain I must speak to him.
you'd better tell the captain. we've got to land as soon as we can. this woman has to be gotten to a hospital.	A hospital? What is it?
we have some passengers who are very sick. could you come and take a look at them?	Yes. Yes, of course.
that's right.	We have some passengers who are very sick. Could you come and take a look at them?
sir. excuse me, sir. i'm sorry to have to wake you. are you a doctor?	That's right.
see them, elaine?	Uh-huh.
tell them the gear is down and we're ready to land.	The gear is down.
i wanted you to know -- now -- i'm very proud.	Tell them the gear is down and we're ready to land.
yes?	I wanted you to know -- now -- I'm very proud.
ted...	Yes?
but ted, you're the only...	I don't care. I just don't have what it takes. They'd be better off with someone who'd never flown before.
what happened, ted? what went wrong?	Oil pressure. I forgot to check the oil pressure. When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan.
rats! i've lost number three.	What happened, Ted? What went wrong?
it's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much i hate his guts.	It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.
sluggish. like a wet sponge.	It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
sluggish. like a wet sponge.	Sluggish. Like a wet sponge.
and a little ice!	Sluggish. Like a wet sponge.
and a little ice.	And a little ice!
rain.	And a little ice.
ted! what are you doing? you can't fly this plane!	That's what I've been trying to tell these people.
ted, i don't want to stay here. it's time for us to go back home -- to the plans we made before the war.	A lot of people made plans before the war. Like George Zipp.
i think they're getting the hang of it! when we re-enlist i'll teach them baseball!	Ted, I don't want to stay here. It's time for us to go back home -- to the plans we made before the war.
what's his problem?	That's Lieutennt Hurwitz. Severe shell shock. He thinks he's Ethel Merman.
i wish i could say the same for george zipp.	Be patient, Ted. No one expects you to get over this immediately.
seven. lieutenant zipp died this morning. ted, doctor sandler says you'll be out in a week. isn't that wonderful?	I wish I could say the same for George Zipp.
is it? because of my mistake six men didn't return from that raid.	Seven. Lieutenant Zipp died this morning. Ted, Doctor Sandler says you'll be out in a week. Isn't that wonderful?
it's a big building where the generals meet. but that's not important right now. they've cleared you of any blame for what happened on that raid. isn't that good news?	Is it? Because of my mistake six men didn't return from that raid.
headquarters!? what is it?	It's a big building where the generals meet. But that's not important right now. They've cleared you of any blame for what happened on that raid. Isn't that good news?
you got a telegram from headquarters today.	Headquarters!? What is it?
that's the way i've always wanted it to be, elaine.	But it won't be. Not as long as you insist on living in the past!
mostly i remember...the nights when we were together. i remember how you used to hold me...and how i used to sit on your face and wriggle...and then afterwards how we'd watch until the sun came up. when it did, it was almost like...like each new day was created...only for us.	That's the way I've always wanted it to be, Elaine.
i remember everything. all i have are memories.	Mostly I remember...the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me...and how I used to sit on your face and wriggle...and then afterwards how we'd watch until the sun came up. When it did, it was almost like...like each new day was created...only for us.
elaine, just hear me out. i know things haven't been right for a long time. but it will be different...like it was in the beginning. remember?	I remember everything. All I have are memories.
i love you, elaine.	I love you.
oh, ted, please be careful. i worry about you so much.	I love you, Elaine.
my orders came through. my squadron ships out tomorrow. i'll be leading a very important mission.	Oh, Ted, please be careful. I worry about you so much.
what's the matter?	My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. I'll be leading a very important mission.
elaine, i've got to talk to you.	You...you shouldn't have come. I don't have time now.
ted, what are you doing here?	Elaine, I've got to talk to you.
but if you'll just give me...	It's too late, Ted. When I get back to Chicago, I'm going to start my life all over again. I'm sorry.
it's the truth. what's hurt you the most is your record since the war. different cities, different jobs, and not one of them shows you can accept any real responsibility.	But if you'll just give me...
you expect me to believe that?	It's the truth. What's hurt you the most is your record since the war. Different cities, different jobs, and not one of them shows you can accept any real responsibility.
your <u>war</u> <u>record</u>? you're the only one keeping that alive. for everyone else it's ancient history.	You expect me to believe that?
you know i haven't been able to get near an airplane since the war. and even if i could, they wouldn't hire me because of my war record.	Your <u>war</u> <u>record</u>? You're the only one keeping that alive. For everyone else it's ancient history.
then why don't you take the job that louie netz offered you at boeing?	You know I haven't been able to get near an airplane since the war. And even if I could, they wouldn't hire me because of my war record.
elaine, not yet. i promise you i really can change.	Then why don't you take the job that Louie Netz offered you at Boeing?
i won't be back. i've requested the atlanta run.	Elaine, not yet. I promise you I really can change.
look, you'll be back in town tomorrow night. we'll have dinner -- talk it over.	I won't be back. I've requested the Atlanta run.
don't you feel anything for me at all any more?	It takes so many things to make love last. Most of all it takes respect. And I can't live with a man I don't respect!
i have been patient and i've tried to help, but you wouldn't even let me do that.	Don't you feel anything for me at all any more?
i know things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different. if you'll just be patient, i can work things out.	I have been patient and I've tried to help, but you wouldn't even let me do that.
i just don't want to go over it any more.	I know things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different. If you'll just be patient, I can work things out.
i came home early and found your note. i guess you meant for me to read it later. elaine, i've got to talk to you.	I just don't want to go over it any more.
ted!	I came home early and found your note. I guess you meant for me to read it later. Elaine, I've got to talk to you.
elaine!	Ted!
i think so, but i've never seen it so acute.	Find out if there's a doctor on board, as quietly as you can.
airsick?	I think so, but I've never seen it so acute.
hey, we've been waiting for you. a little bit late tonight.	Who wants to be first?
we'd better get back now.	Joey can stay up here for a while if he'd like to.
we have a visitor.	Hello.
good-bye, darling. i love you. i love you, darling.	Good-bye, darling.
good-bye, darling.	Good-bye, darling. I love you. I love you, darling.
bill! bill! good-bye, bill.	Good-bye, darling.
so long, darling. good-bye. take care of yourself.	Bill! Bill! Good-bye, Bill.
oh, bill, i'll keep it. i'll keep it with me all the time.	So long, darling. Good-bye. Take care of yourself.
good-bye, darling.	Oh, Bill, I'll keep it. I'll keep it with me all the time.
you promise you'll write.	Every day.
oh, bill, i'm going to miss you so much.	You promise you'll write.
he's right on the heading.	All right, he's on final now! Put out all runway lights except niner.
he's all over the place! nine hundred feet up to thirteen hundred feet! what an asshole!	Watch your altitude, Striker. It's too erratic. You can't come straight in. You've got enough fuel left for two hours flying. You've got to stay up there 'til we get a break in the weather.
eight miles. turn right to heading zero eight niner.	You are now eight miles from the airport. Turn right to a heading of zero eight niner, throttle back slightly and begin to lose altitude to fifteen hundred feet.
did you decide on a runway yet?	Runway niner. It's the longest, and directly into the wind.
yes, captain?	Did you decide on a runway yet?
and get that finger out of your ear. you don't know where that finger's been! gunderson?	Yes, Captain?
oh jack, i'm so warm. i'm burning up.	Here.
how ya doing, honey?	Oh Jack, I'm so warm. I'm burning up.
oh, i can't stand it.	What is it?
what did you think of 'great expectations?'	Well, it wasn't all that I had hoped.
jack, isn't that fred bliffert over there in the blue turtleneck? maybe he's on our flight to chicago.	Yeah, I think he is.  Hey, Fred!
...and that you don't really try, except during the playoffs.	The hell I don't! I'm out there busting my buns every night.
we are turning left to a heading of zero- niner-niner.	...and that you don't really try, except during the playoffs.
...and that lots of times you don't even run down court.	We are turning left to a heading of zero- niner-niner.
denver control, this is flight two-zero- niner intersecting victor airway seven- niner-niner.	...and that lots of times you don't even run down court.
i think you're the greatest. but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.	Denver Control, this is Flight two-zero- niner intersecting Victor Airway seven- niner-niner.
i'm an airline pilot.  ah, clarence, according to my calculations, with this tailwind we ought to be able to make up an additional fifteen minutes over the rockies.	I think you're the greatest. But my Dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
you <u>are</u> kareem. i've seen you play. my dad's got season tickets!	I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
wait a minute. i know you. you're kareem abdul jabbar. you play basketball for the los angeles lakers!	I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
oh, i'd love to.	Okay, this is one of my favorites.
i thought maybe you'd like to hear a song.	Oh, I'd love to.
i'm lisa. oh, you have a guitar!	I thought maybe you'd like to hear a song.
i'm randy.	I'm Lisa. Oh, you have a guitar!
hi!	I'm Randy.
yes, of course. we both had fish. why?	Oh, it's nothing to be alarmed about. We'll get back to you very quickly.
well, the doctor will be with you in just a moment. one thing: do you know what he had for dinner?	Yes, of course. We both had fish. Why?
oh, stewardess. my husband is very sick. can you do something, please?	Well, the doctor will be with you in just a moment. One thing: do you know what he had for dinner?
yes?	Oh, Stewardess. My husband is very sick. Can you do something, please?
would either of you like another cup of coffee?	I will, but Jim won't.
no, he's not bothering anyone. let him stay up here.	All right. But just remember, my name is Roger Murdock.
do you want me to check the weather, clarence?	No, why don't you take care ot it?
we have clearance, clarence.	Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
roger.	Huh?
huh?	Roger.
roger.	Huh?
sorry, clarence. latest weather report shows everything socked in from salt lake to lincoln.	Hi, Roger. Good to have you aboard. Victor, this is Roger Murdock.
could i borrow your guitar? i thought i might be able to cheer her up.	Of course.
oh yes, i saw. poor child.	Could I borrow your guitar? I thought I might be able to cheer her up.
there's a little girl on board who's ill and...	Oh yes, I saw. Poor child.
yes?	There's a little girl on board who's ill and...
excuse me, sister?	Yes?
mr. striker, the passengers are ready.	Thank you, Randy. You better leave sweetheart. You might get hurt in here.
well, i flew in the war, but that was a long time ago. i wouldn't know anything about it.	Would you go up, please?
it's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit. but that's not important right now. the first officer is ill and the captain would like someone with flying experience to help him with the radio. do you know anything about planes?	Well, I flew in the war, but that was a long time ago. I wouldn't know anything about it.
the cockpit? what is it?	It's the little room at the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that's not important right now. The first officer is ill and the Captain would like someone with flying experience to help him with the radio. Do you know anything about planes?
excuse me, sir. there's been a little problem in the cockpit and i was wondering...	The cockpit? What is it?
excuse me, sir. would you like some coffee before we serve dinner?	No. No thank you.
do you feel all right, sir?	Oh -- I haven't flown for a long time.
fourteen-b. it's halfway down on your right.	Thank you.
you okay?	Yeah...
i like my horizons narrow.	Your voice is saying no, but your body is saying yes.
i think you're just a little scared now, about what you might find once the lights go out.  a little scared... and a lot curious.  maybe more than you want to admit.  but doesn't that turn you on, that curiosity and fear, swirling together?  think of it as broadening your horizons.	I like my horizons narrow.
there's lots of things i haven't done, but his ain't high on the list.  don't take it personally.	I think you're just a little scared now, about what you might find once the lights go out.  A little scared... and a lot curious.  Maybe more than you want to admit.  But doesn't that turn you on, that curiosity and fear, swirling together?  Think of it as broadening your horizons.
a virgin.  i find that very arousing...	There's lots of things I haven't done, but his ain't high on the list.  Don't take it personally.
not unless i got real drunk and nobody told me about it later.	A virgin.  I find that very arousing...
i know... why don't you hang around for a while, let me entertain you? it's matt, right?  now tell me the truth, have you ever... made it... with one of us?	Not unless I got real drunk and nobody told me about it later.
todd?  todd doesn't know either.	I know... Why don't you hang around for a while, let me entertain you? It's Matt, right?  Now tell me the truth, have you ever... made it... with one of us?
the girl out front mentioned strader's assistant, somebody named watson.  maybe he knows.	Todd?  Todd doesn't know either.
look, i don't know where mr. strader might be.  he comes and he goes.	The girl out front mentioned Strader's assistant, somebody named Watson.  Maybe he knows.
does that cost extra or you throw them in?	You've got me all wrong.  I don't charge money for something that I myself find pleasurable...
oooh.  hardball.  that sounds interesting.  are you going to strike me?  you could tie me up and then do whatever you want with me... i've got my own ropes.	Does that cost extra or you throw them in?
in there.	Show me.
the young woman at the front said you might know where he is.	She did, did she?  Well, she was wrong.  Excuse me, I have to change.
he's not here.  why ask me?	The young woman at the front said you might know where he is.
we are with the police department. this is sergeant sykes, and i am--	Ss'ai k'ss?  Perfect.
that's right.	We are with the Police Department. This is Sergeant Sykes, and I am--
you are cassandra?	That's right.
lay off, asshole.	I may be an asshole, but at least I'm a real detective, not some outer shit space thing.
well, if it isn't detective jetson. forget you hip waders, big guy?	Lay off, asshole.
look at your dildo partner.  he's too scared to even come down to the sand.  you're not gonna get wet standing here, moron!	I'd like to see you next to a sea of hydrochloric acid, Fedorchuk... see how much surfin' you'd do.
you don't have squat.	You ever try to make a case in Slagtown?  The list of Newcomer informants is about as long as the list of Mexican war heroes...
jesus, sykes -- it's been less than ten hours.  me and alterez are on it, okay?	You don't have squat.
so what've you got on tuggle's killers?	Jesus, Sykes -- it's been less than ten hours.  Me and Alterez are on it, okay?
move a finger, harcourt, and you're history...	No, Sergeant -- not history...  Eternity...
you were partners with him on some slag -- uh, newcomer real estate thing.	That's right.  He and I, along with seven or eight others.  Listen, gentlemen, I will be happy to assist you in any way I can -- unfortunately, at the moment, I'm overdue at another function.
yes, i heard about poor warren. tragic.	You were partners with him on some Slag -- uh, Newcomer real estate thing.
i'm sergeant sykes, and this is detective jetson, los angeles police department.	Sergeant... Detective.  I wasn't aware there were any Newcomers at the rank of Detective yet.
yes...	I'm Sergeant Sykes, and this is Detective Jetson, Los Angeles Police Department.
william harcourt?	Yes...
here?	Do it!
kill them both.	Here?
when we picked him up, he was talking to those two cops -- the two who came to question you about hubley.	This is getting out of hand.  I want you to deal with it.  Immediately.
he didn't recognize me.	It is his new partner that I'm worried about.
this is becoming a serious breach of security.	He didn't recognize me.
that cop, the human, he was the one who killed anderson and the driver.	This is becoming a serious breach of security.
how do i look?	You look very good.
but there's no more drug.	You understand that.  But how many others will?
because... because of what will happen if humans see what we are capable of becoming.	But there's no more drug.
why the hell are you so dead set against back-up?	Because... because of what will happen if humans see what we are capable of becoming.
we can't let him get away.	Why the hell are you so dead set against back-up?
i never thought i'd say this, but -- for once in my life i think i'm willing to wait for back-up.	We can't let him get away.
tell me about it...	I never thought I'd say this, but -- for once in my life I think I'm willing to wait for back-up.
no he's not.  not if he overdosed on the drug.  massive amounts trigger a... a change.  your body functions seize up, you appear to be dead, but it's really a state of incubation.  when you emerge you're...	Tell me about it...
harcourt is dead.	No he's not.  Not if he overdosed on the drug.  Massive amounts trigger a... a change.  Your body functions seize up, you appear to be dead, but it's really a state of incubation.  When you emerge you're...
... it's harcourt.	Harcourt is dead.
what is this?!	... It's Harcourt.
no!  we must do this alone.	Do what?!  George-- ?!
there!  go back.  down that side street.	No!  We must do this alone.
what's this about, george?  i know that look.	There!  Go back.  Down that side street.
with harcourt and kipling dead, i assume you will be requesting reassignment now.	It'd be for your own good.  I think you'd be better off with a partner who's a little more... by the book.  ... Still, I gotta tell you, George, for a quiet guy, you're sure hell on wheels once you get going.  I'd kinda hate to miss your next two days as a detective.
shit!	Ss-ai!
the fifty kilos, matthew.  i have to find it.  i can't let it get out on the street.	Why?  What's the big goddamn deal?
george, c'mon -- lighten up.  it's a beauty of a case.  don't sweat it -- we got him by the short hairs. he ain't gonna make any more of the shit.	The fifty kilos, Matthew.  I have to find it.  I can't let it get out on the street.
george, uh... you're gonna break his little chest bones...	Stay out of this, Matthew.  Tell me where the drug has been taken or I will crush your lungs against this wall.
uh, george...	Where is the drug?  Where have they taken it?
if the drug is here, we must destroy it.	No, George -- you're missing the point.  The drug is evidence.  We need to have the evidence, ya know?
okay, george -- we gotta play this real smart.	If the drug is here, we must destroy it.
harcourt was the brain who brought it all together.	Okay, George -- we gotta play this real smart.
they had months in quarantine to develop the plan.  porter, with his chemistry background, must have somehow come up with the formula for the drug.  hubley manufactured it -- at the refinery.  strader, through the nightclub, established a distribution network.  and harcourt--	Harcourt was the brain who brought it all together.
george... look me in the eye... george, you don't ever lie to me again.	I must trust you, Matthew.  I cannot stop this without you.
your people don't know about this part of out past.  and they can't know -- it would threaten our entire existence here.	George... look me in the eye... George, you don't ever lie to me again.
jesus, this is major.  why didn't you tell me sooner? why'd you hold out on me?	Your people don't know about this part of out past.  And they can't know -- It would threaten our entire existence here.
no... i am sure not.  that is why i am so concerned... someone must now be producing it here.  but none of my people know how to make it.  the process was carefully guarded.	Jesus, this is major.  Why didn't you tell me sooner? Why'd you hold out on me?
where did he get it?  was there any of it on the ship?	No... I am sure not.  That is why I am so concerned... someone must now be producing it here.  But none of my people know how to make it.  The process was carefully guarded.
we all did.	Where did he get it?  Was there any of it on the ship?
we?  you've taken it?	We all did.
like your cocaine, i suppose.  the "high" lasts several hours.  we would receive small amounts of it... as a reward for our labor.	We?  You've taken it?
how potent?	Like your cocaine, I suppose.  The "high" lasts several hours.  We would receive small amounts of it... as a reward for our labor.
... it is called ss'jabroka'.  to us it is a potent narcotic.	How potent?
the hell it isn't, when somebody wires up enough c-4 explosive to my car to turn me into pink mist!  that slag was on something, and not sour milk, either?  am i right?  tell me!  what is it?	... It is called ss'jabroka'.  To us it is a potent narcotic.
no.  i cannot involve you.  this is not your concern.	The hell it isn't, when somebody wires up enough C-4 explosive to my car to turn me into pink mist!  That Slag was on something, and not sour milk, either?  Am I right?  TELL ME!  What is it?
no secrets, goddammit!  you don't hold back from me.  whatever is going on, you're gonna tell me now!	No.  I cannot involve you.  This is not your concern.
what's this nothing shit?  it wasn't nothing yesterday when you asked bentner to run that test and he looked like he was about to shit peach pits, and it's not nothing now.  don't lie to me, george, you're bad at it.	You must leave me alone on this.
warren hubley was in middle management at a refinery... joshua strader operated a successful bar and nightclub...	... and Porter ran a piece of shit mom-and-pop mini-mart.  So what the hell's the connection?
... so we've got three guys dead. all newcomers, all killed the same way -- execution style.	Warren Hubley was in middle management at a refinery... Joshua Strader operated a successful bar and nightclub...
nothing.	... So we've got three guys dead. All Newcomers, all killed the same way -- execution style.
what was that about?	Nothing.
it's all right, george.  it's cool. just wait here, all right?  i'll be back in a coupla minutes.	Thank you.
come on, you won't have to get near the water.	Stop the car!
please, i must get out here.	Come on, you won't have to get near the water.
why?	Please, I must get out here.
stop the car.	Why?
come on, let's go, dude.  surf's up!	Stop the car.
to the... to the beach?	Come on, let's go, dude.  Surf's up!
well, let's roll, george.	To the... to the beach?
george, she's not gonna divorce you. you mate for life, remember?	She's very progressive.  I'm certain she's considering it.
she's going to divorce me.	George, she's not gonna divorce you. You mate for life, remember?
a man, a human, was wiring it to your car.  i didn't get a good look at him.  i must call my wife...	She's going to divorce me.
where'd you get this?!!	A man, a human, was wiring it to your car.  I didn't get a good look at him.  I must call my wife...
i'm going home.	Yeah, go home.  Get some sleep.  You do sleep, don't you?
i hope you can understand how special your world is... how unique a people you humans are.  so it us all the more painful and confusing to us that so few of you seem capable of living up the the ideals you set for yourselves.	Don't count on me, George.  I never had any ideals.
you humans are very curious to us. you invite us to live among you, in an atmosphere of equality we've never known before.  you lay before us a beautiful green world, full of freedoms and opportunities... you give us ownership of our lives for the first time... and you ask no more of us than you do of yourselves: to live by the rules... rules that aren't made to keep one people subordinate to another, but rules that exist to preserve equality.  you aspire to very high ideals here.	I hope you can understand how special your world is... how unique a people you humans are.  So it us all the more painful and confusing to us that so few of you seem capable of living up the the ideals you set for yourselves.
no shit, holmes.  you're only from another goddamn planet, for chrissakes.	You humans are very curious to us. You invite us to live among you, in an atmosphere of equality we've never known before.  You lay before us a beautiful green world, full of freedoms and opportunities... You give us ownership of our lives for the first time... and you ask no more of us than you do of yourselves: to live by the rules... rules that aren't made to keep one people subordinate to another, but rules that exist to preserve equality.  You aspire to very high ideals here.
there is so much our two peoples don't understand about each other.	No shit, Holmes.  You're only from another goddamn planet, for chrissakes.
ta ss'trakyona'...	There is so much our two peoples don't understand about each other.
your health...	Ta ss'trakyona'...
sticking out of his ass... yeah! see, that's what makes it a joke. there's like a surprise, and your mind fills in the funny picture. here's this guy with a pen stuck in his ass and he thinks it's a thermometer.  nada, huh?	Your health...
in the other man's rectum.	Sticking out of his ass... yeah! See, that's what makes it a joke. There's like a surprise, and your mind fills in the funny picture. Here's this guy with a pen stuck in his ass and he thinks it's a thermometer.  Nada, huh?
... and so, and so the doctor says, "if this is the thermometer, then where'd i leave the pen?"  you're not... you don't think that's funny?  george, work with me, i always get a laugh with that one. look, if the doctor's got the thermometer in his hand, then where's his pen gotta be?	In the other man's rectum.
human children can be very beautiful.  getting married?  congratulations. you will be taking sunday off, then...	Maybe not... I don't know.  I'm not sure I'm gonna go.  She doesn't need her burn-out of a father there...
your home is quite disordered.  i thought perhaps you had been burglarized when i walked in.	I appreciate your honesty, George.
it's like having an eleventh finger removed.  it hurts like hell, but you never really needed the damn thing in the first place.	Your home is quite disordered.  I thought perhaps you had been burglarized when I walked in.
we mate for life.  divorce... is a strange concept to us.	It's like having an eleventh finger removed.  It hurts like hell, but you never really needed the damn thing in the first place.
was.  divorced.	We mate for life.  Divorce... is a strange concept to us.
you are married?	Was.  Divorced.
yeah... i know the routine.	You are married?
my wife?  she worries about me.	Yeah... I know the routine.
so, she keeps you on a pretty short leash, does she?	My wife?  She worries about me.
i believe he is probably lying.	Through his ass.  Next time you see him, tell him to call me... unless you want us to keep coming back on you like a bad case of herpes.
we were chasing you because you ran, you dumb son-of-a-bitch.	When will Strader return?
who is he?	Todd Watson.  The assistant manager.
ss'trokya ss'lato 'na'.	Yeah, that's it.  Say it slow.
and what was that one about my mother?  that was a good one.	Ss'trokya ss'lato 'na'.
ss'loka'.  it means literally "small but intelligent creature".  it loses much in the translation.	And what was that one about my mother?  That was a good one.
so what was that other word for human... slow ka?	Ss'loka'.  It means literally "small but intelligent creature".  It loses much in the translation.
i'll bet.  would it really put you out if they tossed that on the grill for a minute or two?	Our bodies do not assimilate the nutrients if the food has been cooked.
this is mole.  it's good.	I'll bet.  Would it really put you out if they tossed that on the grill for a minute or two?
which one is that?  raw what?	This is mole.  It's good.
i don't think i could ever learn to read that shit.  how long did it take you to learn english?	Three months.  We learn quickly.  We adapt.  It is our strength... what we were bred for, to adapt to hostile environments.
if i may make a suggestion... we have different weak spots than you do.  next time, a blow to the nerve plexus under the arm, here, will produce the effect i think you were looking for.	Yeah, sure.  I knew that...
how could a straight-arrow like you ever pick a roommate like him?	In the camps, we were lodged four to a room.  The selection process was entirely random.  We did not get to stay with our friends... or families...
from quarantine, when my people first arrived here.  he and i were housed together.	How could a straight-arrow like you ever pick a roommate like him?
you know that guy?	From quarantine, when my people first arrived here.  He and I were housed together.
matthew, you don't have to-- .	Stay back!  I'm okay.
that's very colorful.  but see -- now i've got a problem.  i don't seem to be getting much cooperation from you, porter.  so i guess we're gonna have to take this little session down to my office, ya know?	Matthew, you don't have to-- .
your mother mates out of season.	That's very colorful.  But see -- now I've got a problem.  I don't seem to be getting much cooperation from you, Porter.  So I guess we're gonna have to take this little session down to my office, ya know?
tell me.	Your mother mates out of season.
screw you.	Screw me?  That can't be right.
but i-- .	I'll handle it.
back off, george.	But I-- .
uh, matthew...	Back off, George.
your name wouldn't happen to be porter, would it?	Uh, Matthew...
who said that?	At the end of the bar.
agree to work with me?  you don't like me... you don't like any of us. you have nothing but contempt for us.  and yet you become an outcast from your club of detectives by making me your partner...	My partner is dead!  Because one of you bastards killed him -- then disappeared into a rathole down in Slagtown, where he's home and dry, 'cause nobody sees nothing, nobody says nothing...
why'd i do what?	Agree to work with me?  You don't like me... you don't like any of us. You have nothing but contempt for us.  And yet you become an outcast from your club of detectives by making me your partner...
why did you do it?	Why'd I do what?
rudyard kipling?  no shit?  listen, we just need a minute of your time...	We'd like to ask you about a business associate of your, Warren Hubley.
did you talk to him?	He has not been home since that day. But she told me where to find him.
she didn't know him.  but she said her son might.	Did you talk to him?
aw-right.  what about the other guy?	She didn't know him.  But she said her son might.
a week ago two men came to see her husband.  after they left, he was very frightened.  she identified one of the men from a photo i showed her.  it was hubley.	Aw-right.  What about the other guy?
did you learn anything?	A week ago two men came to see her husband.  After they left, he was very frightened.  She identified one of the men from a photo I showed her.  It was Hubley.
mrs. porter is not taking her husband's death well.	Did you learn anything?
i believe i should interview the widow alone.	Why the hell--?!  Great, fine.  You talk to the wife.
so the slag they're cutting into upstairs worked at a refinery just like hubley worked at a refinery.  i'd say that "possible" connection between the two cases just got a hell of a lot more possible.  okay, next step -- i gotta go talk to the wife of the slag store owner blown away last night.	I believe I should interview the widow alone.
a large number of my people were hired by refineries because the methane fumes are not harmful to us. my spouse's brother is one.	So the Slag they're cutting into upstairs worked at a refinery just like Hubley worked at a refinery.  I'd say that "possible" connection between the two cases just got a hell of a lot more possible.  Okay, next step -- I gotta go talk to the wife of the Slag store owner blown away last night.
how the hell do you know that?	A large number of my people were hired by refineries because the methane fumes are not harmful to us. My spouse's brother is one.
newcomers working near methane gasses at oil refineries must paint it on their boots to protect against sparks.	How the hell do you know that?
well... yeah, it's rubber.  it stretches.	And still it fits?
and that fits?	Well... Yeah, it's rubber.  It stretches.
get the picture?	And that fits?
what is this?	A rubber.  A condom.  You know... Coney Island whitefish?  Men, human men, put them on their, uh -- penises -- to protect against having babies.  You need this for anything?
shouldn't we examine their personal effects?	What is this?
nothing?	Shouldn't we examine their personal effects?
nothing.	Nothing?
what's this?  what's going on?	Nothing.
yes... no, it is not unreasonable. although i--	Great.  Well, I'm sure glad that's settled, aren't you?
possibly.  good.  well, would you be willing to accept the theory, george, that... possibly... by examining the evidence from one case we might shed some small ray of light on the other?  does that sound unreasonable to you?	Yes... no, it is not unreasonable. Although I--
well... yes, quite possibly.	Possibly.  Good.  Well, would you be willing to accept the theory, George, that... possibly... by examining the evidence from one case we might shed some small ray of light on the other?  Does that sound unreasonable to you?
nothing's wrong.  i just want to get something straight.  you agree that there's a good chance these two shootings are somehow related, right?	Well... yes, quite possibly.
what is wrong?	Nothing's wrong.  I just want to get something straight.  You agree that there's a good chance these two shootings are somehow related, right?
yes.	Well, there's a thing about partners, about being somebody's partner.  You do for each other. And other people's rules don't mean shit.  It's the rules set up between the two of you, that's all that counts.  Understand?  Okay.  Well, my friend and partner was shot last night and I'm after the shitbag that did it.  As my partner, I'm asking you to respect me and help me find him.
look, you want to fit in here, right?  you want to learn how to get along?	Yes.
the murder at the mini-mart is not our case.  the captain said--	Look, you want to fit in here, right?  You want to learn how to get along?
the guys at the mini-mart last night made a half-assed stab at the money in the till -- but i don't think that's what they were there for.  i think we got us a couple'a executions on our hands, george...	The murder at the mini-mart is not our case.  The Captain said--
there was no wallet... but he was still wearing a watch and two rings.	The guys at the mini-mart last night made a half-assed stab at the money in the till -- but I don't think that's what they were there for.  I think we got us a couple'a executions on our hands, George...
terrific.  a real pillar of the community.  was hubley missing anything when they found him?  was he ripped off?	There was no wallet... but he was still wearing a watch and two rings.
through the chest.  rupturing both the primary and secondary hearts.	Nice signal, dickwad!
with two bri sabot slugs in the chest.	Through the chest.  Rupturing both the primary and secondary hearts.
his body was discovered three days ago, in an alley off of central avenue, near downtown.	With two BRI Sabot slugs in the chest.
let's talk hubley.	His body was discovered three days ago, in an alley off of Central Avenue, near downtown.
anyway, what's it matter to you if we think it's funny, right?  whatta you care?	That is exactly so.  It is like your name... Sykes.  I'm sure it doesn't bother you at all that it sounds like "ss'ai k'ss", two words in my language which mean "excrement" and "cranium".
gesundheit.  you don't mind if i stick to george, do you?	Anyway, what's it matter to you if we think it's funny, right?  Whatta you care?
my true name is ss'tangya t'ssorentsa'.	Gesundheit.  You don't mind if I stick to George, do you?
man, somebody really hung one on you!  i've heard some good ones for you guys... humphrey bogart, harley davidson.  i guess the people at immigration got a little punchy after a while, coming up with names for a quarter of a million of you. you weren't at the back of the line, were you, george?	My true name is Ss'tangya T'ssorentsa'.
what's that?  look, jetson.  get this straight in your head.  we're not pals, we're not married, and we ain't gonna take long moonlight walks together... we're just partners.  and don't call me sergeant.  call me sykes... or matt if you have to.	I am George.
sergeant... i'd like to thank you for what you're doing.	What's that?  Look, Jetson.  Get this straight in your head.  We're not pals, we're not married, and we ain't gonna take long moonlight walks together... We're just partners.  And don't call me Sergeant.  Call me Sykes... or Matt if you have to.
... and we work my hours.  i'll do the driving, you do the paperwork. you gotta learn it so you might as well do it all.	Sergeant... I'd like to thank you for what you're doing.
yeah, the shells are too big for six in an cylinder.  hell, matt, you don't need but one.	No... two.
only holds five.	Yeah, the shells are too big for six in an cylinder.  Hell, Matt, you don't need but one.
casull .454 magnum.  you're talking twice the impact energy of .44 magnum hot loads.	Only holds five.
what is it?	Casull .454 Magnum.  You're talking twice the impact energy of .44 Magnum hot loads.
you said you wanted the biggest thing i could find... well, this is it.	What is it?
don't piss him off, o'neal.  when he gets like this, i can't control him. i've seen this before.  he got like this once -- i saw him jerk a guy's spine out and show it to him. nothing i could do.  i hadda go throw up.	... They took the stuff out, all of it -- this afternoon.
that where anderson worked?	Yes it is.  Thirty-five percent pure Methane gas in there.  I don't know how these fellas do it.
i think you're gonna find he's taken the rest of his life off.	That where Anderson worked?
wait.  you know who it looks like? yeah.  anderson.  uh... james anderson.  he isn't in today.  he took the afternoon off.	I think you're gonna find he's taken the rest of his life off.
who else can i ask around here?	Wait.  You know who it looks like? Yeah.  Anderson.  Uh... James Anderson.  He isn't in today.  He took the afternoon off.
to be honest, it's hard to say.  i hate to admit it but -- they all still kinda look alike to me.	Who else can I ask around here?
we think he could'a been involved, yeah.  you know him?	To be honest, it's hard to say.  I hate to admit it but -- they all still kinda look alike to me.
you think this is the guy who did it?	We think he could'a been involved, yeah.  You know him?
well, one of the men didn't like him so much...	You think this is the guy who did it?
mr. hubley was an all right guy -- and a damn good manager.  the men liked him.  i'm really gonna have to scramble to fill his shoes.	Well, one of the men didn't like him so much...
can you dig up their quarantine records in this thing?	Sure.  Just a minute.
yeah -- we met him.  wonderful boy... close personal friend of george's here.	I'm sorry, Matt.  Nothing here seems to be matching up...
released december one.  he and his wife moved first to modesto, then coalinga, california -- wherever that is -- settled in l.a. in april.  field of expertise: organic chemical engineering.  he and his wife have one child, a son.	Yeah -- we met him.  Wonderful boy... close personal friend of George's here.
try joshua strader, will ya, darlin'?	For you, anything.
here's hubley.  left quarantine on november thirtieth, relocated first to riverside, then moved to los angeles early in february the following year.  field of expertise: chemical manufacturing.  looks like he passed up several other better paying jobs waiting for that one at the refinery.	Try Joshua Strader, will ya, darlin'?
yeah, i heard of it.	That's all I know.  You want anything more, you ask somebody else.
yeah... i seen him around.  high- roller dude named strader.  joshua strader.  runs a club on the west side.  encounters.	Yeah, I heard of it.
one of the two men was hubley, right?  what about the other one? did you know him?	Yeah... I seen him around.  High- roller dude named Strader.  Joshua Strader.  Runs a club on the west side.  Encounters.
ss'kya'ta'.	What's that?
jesus, are the questions too tough for you already?  let's try again--  is your name porter?	Ss'kya'ta'.
looking for some foreign compound in the blood of that alien you dropped the other day.	Did he find anything?
what kind of test?	Looking for some foreign compound in the blood of that alien you dropped the other day.
you guys finished the postmortem on strader yet?	You mean the Blob?  They're finishing up now.
oh, here's an extra headshot if you need one.  we're just about to start cutting in.  you're welcome to stick around if you want.  it's really fascinating stuff.	Yeah, I'll bet.
that's the way these people are. you don't hit both pumps you just piss them off.	Oh, here's an extra headshot if you need one.  We're just about to start cutting in.  You're welcome to stick around if you want.  It's really fascinating stuff.
lucky nothing.  i had to empty my damn gun into him.	That's the way these people are. You don't hit both pumps you just piss them off.
lucky for you, you got him in both of his... well, what we loosely refer to as... hearts.	Lucky nothing.  I had to empty my damn gun into him.
yeah.	Lucky for you, you got him in both of his... well, what we loosely refer to as... hearts.
you took this gut out, too, didn't you?	Yeah.
fedorchuk couldn't find his ass with his hands in his back pockets.	You took this gut out, too, didn't you?
no i.d. on him and -- well, you know, no fingerprints -- so it could be tough.  your buddies this morning went through the mug book but couldn't make a facial match.	Fedorchuk couldn't find his ass with his hands in his back pockets.
the human?	Yeah... he was one Martin Helder. White male, twenty-seven.  Let's see... wrap sheet shows one armed robbery conviction, a couple for sale of a controlled substance. Oh yeah, and he was wired on coke when you stopped his clock.
yeah, right.  don't push your luck. anyway, according to the sheet, the guy you nailed outside by the car--	The human?
come on.  you got nothin' better to do, cushy county job like yours.	Yeah, right.  Don't push your luck. Anyway, according to the sheet, the guy you nailed outside by the car--
you know i've been over all this with fedorchuk and alterez this morning...	Come on.  You got nothin' better to do, cushy county job like yours.
granger and pitts have one hell of a caseload... and i would have thought with jetson here being the first newcomer plainclothes, and hubley's body being found over in the newcomer community...	Don't tell me what to think.
granger and pitts are already on it.	Granger and Pitts have one hell of a caseload... and I would have thought with Jetson here being the first Newcomer plainclothes, and Hubley's body being found over in the Newcomer community...
departmental policy.	You?
you are to have nothing to do with the investigation into bill tuggle's death.  you know that.  leave that for fedorchuk.	Departmental policy.
yeah, sykes?	Captain.  I'd like to volunteer for duty with the new detective.
i can't!  do you mind!	I'll cover you!  Get outta there!!
get outta there!	I can't!  Do you mind!
watch the driver.  i'm going for a better angle on the door.	I got him.  Don't get pinned.
yeah, that's comforting.  mine, too.	Watch the driver.  I'm going for a better angle on the door.
of course.  right in the trunk of the car.	Yeah, that's comforting.  Mine, too.
you got your vest?	Of course.  Right in the trunk of the car.
does that look at all suspicious to you?	Whatever gave you that idea?
but you're bummed because your ex and her new husband are paying for the whole thing.	Shit, if Kristin had to get married where I could afford it, we'd be holding the reception at Buddy's Burgers.
goddammit, tug -- i want to see kristin get married, okay?  but--	But you're bummed because your ex and her new husband are paying for the whole thing.
hey, look -- we've known kristin since... since she was conceived in that cabin up in big bear. remember?  you and edie banged the wall so hard, me and carol were picking plaster out of our hair for a week...	Goddammit, Tug -- I want to see Kristin get married, okay?  But--
what?	Hey, look -- we've known Kristin since... since she was conceived in that cabin up in Big Bear. Remember?  You and Edie banged the wall so hard, me and Carol were picking plaster out of our hair for a week...
put on your wash-and-wear suit and your clip-on tie, have your landlady tie your shoes for you, and show up at the church.  simple.  me and carol are going.	What?
how can i go?	Put on your wash-and-wear suit and your clip-on tie, have your landlady tie your shoes for you, and show up at the church.  Simple.  Me and Carol are going.
hope their plumbing's the same.	It is.
talk to me, hudson.	Uh, seems to be in front and behind.
can't lock up...	Talk to me, Hudson.
position?	Can't lock up...
movement!	Position?
hey, 'top.'  what's the op?	Rescue mission.  There's some juicy colonists' daughters we gotta rescue from virginity.
let's go...let's go.  cycle through!	Hey, 'Top.'  What's the op?
whoooah!  no shit?  i'm impressed.	Let's go...let's go.  Cycle through!
christ.  i never saw such a buncha old women.  you want me to fetch your slippers, hudson?	Would you, Sir?
this floor's freezing.	Christ.  I never saw such a buncha old women.  You want me to fetch your slippers, Hudson?
uh,...apone, i want you to lay down a suppressing fire with the incinerators and fall back by squads to the apc, over.	Say again?  All after incinerators?
flame-units only.  i want rifles slung.	Let's go.  Pull 'em out.
first squad up, on line.  hicks, get yours in a cordon.  watch the rear.	Vasquez, take point.  Let's move.
ten seconds, people.  look sharp!	First squad up, on line.  Hicks, get yours in a cordon.  Watch the rear.
set down sixty meters this side of the telemetry mast.  immediate dust off on my 'clear,' then stay on station.	Ten seconds, people.  Look sharp!
okay, let's do it.	Awright!  I want a nice clean dispersal this time.
...that's better.  pan it around a bit.	Awright.  Fire-team A.  Gear up. Let's move.  Two minutes. Somebody wake up Hicks.
you did okay, bishop.	Well, thanks, I --
she's alive.  they brought her here and you know it.	In seventeen minutes this place will be a cloud of vapor the size of Nebraska.
ripley...	She's alive.  They brought her here and you know it.
we're not leaving!	Ripley...
plenty!  twenty-six minutes!	WE'RE NOT LEAVING!
how much time?	PLENTY!  TWENTY-SIX MINUTES!
it's going to be closer.  you better get going.	See you soon.
i'm really the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway. believe me, i'd prefer not to.  i may be synthetic but i'm not stupid.	All right.  Let's get on it.  What'll you need?
what?	I'm really the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway. Believe me, I'd prefer not to.  I may be synthetic but I'm not stupid.
i'll go.	What?
and it's too late to shut it down?	I'm afraid so.  The crash did too much damage.  The overload is inevitable, at this point.
how long until it blows?	I'm projecting total systems failure in a little under four hours.  The blast radius will be about thirty kilometers.  About equal to ten megatons.
that's it.  see it?  emergency venting.	How long until it blows?
could it be intelligent?	Hard to say.  It may have been blind instinct...attraction to the heat of whatever...but she did choose to incubate her eggs in the one spot where we couldn't destroy her without destroying ourselves.  That's if she exists, of course.
well, the queen is always physically larger then the others.  a termite queen's abdomen is so bloated with eggs that it can't move at all.  it is fed and tended by drone workers, defended by the warriors.  she is the center of their lives, quite literally the  mother of their society.	Could it be intelligent?
you're saying one of those things lays all the eggs?	Well, the queen is always physically larger then the others.  A termite queen's abdomen is so bloated with eggs that it can't move at all.  It is fed and tended by drone workers, defended by the warriors.  She is the center of their lives, quite literally the  mother of their society.
that is the question of the hour.  we could assume a parallel to certain insect forms who have hivelike organization. an ant of termite colony, for example, is ruled by a single female, a queen, which is the source of new eggs.	You're saying one of those things lays all the eggs?
but these things come from eggs...so where are all the eggs coming from.	That is the question of the hour.  We could assume a parallel to certain insect forms who have hivelike organization. An ant of termite colony, for example, is ruled by a single female, a queen, which is the source of new eggs.
yes.  that follows.	But these things come from eggs...so where are all the eggs coming from.
which would mean lots of those parasites, right?  one for each person...over a hundred at least.	Yes.  That follows.
now let me get this straight. the aliens paralyzed the colonists, carried them over there, cocooned them to be hosts for more of those...	Which would mean lots of those parasites, right?  One for each person...over a hundred at least.
i've isolated a neuro-muscular toxin responsible for the paralysis.  it seems to be metabolizing.  he should wake up soon.	Now let me get this straight. The aliens paralyzed the colonists, carried them over there, cocooned them to be hosts for more of those...
i expected more of you, ripley. i thought you would be smarter than this.	Sorry to disappoint you.
you sent them out there and you didn't even warn them, burke. why didn't you warn them?	Look, maybe the thing didn't even exist, right?  And if I'd made it a major security situation, the Administration would've stepped in.  Then no exclusive rights, nothing.
you sent them to that ship.  i just checked the colony log... directive dates six-twelve-seventy-nine. signed burke, carter j.	You sent them out there and you didn't even warn them, Burke. Why didn't you warn them?
now, wait a second --	You sent them to that ship.  I just checked the colony log... directive dates six-twelve-seventy-nine. Signed Burke, Carter J.
but they will know about it, burke. from me.  just like they'll know how you were responsible for the deaths of one hundred and fifty-seven colonists here --	Now, wait a second --
you've been doing your homework. look, they can't impound it if they don't know about it.	But they will know about it, Burke. From me.  Just like they'll know how you were responsible for the deaths of one hundred and fifty-seven colonists here --
you just try getting a dangerous organism past icc quarantine. section 22350 of the commerce code.	You've been doing your homework. Look, they can't impound it if they don't know about it.
those specimens are worth millions to the bio-weapons division.  now, if you're smart we can both come out of this heroes.  set up for life.	You just try getting a dangerous organism past ICC quarantine. Section 22350 of the Commerce Code.
corporal hicks!?	This operation is under military jurisdiction and Hicks is next in chain of command.  Right?
what rank?  i believe corporal hicks has authority here.	Corporal Hicks!?
don't make me pull rank, ripley.	What rank?  I believe Corporal Hicks has authority here.
you son of a bitch.	Don't make me pull rank, Ripley.
this is clearly an important species we're dealing with here. we can't just arbitrarily exterminate them --	Bullshit!
they can bill me.  i got a tab running.  what's second?	This is clearly an important species we're dealing with here. We can't just arbitrarily exterminate them --
well, i mean...i know this is an emotional moment, but let's not make snap judgments.  let's move cautiously.  first, this physical installation had a substantial dollar value attached to it --	They can bill me.  I got a tab running.  What's second?
why not?	Well, I mean...I know this is an emotional moment, but let's not make snap judgments.  Let's move cautiously.  First, this physical installation had a substantial dollar value attached to it --
now hold on a second.  i'm not authorizing that action.	Why not?
no good.  how do we know it'll effect their biochemistry?  i say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.  it's the only way to be sure.	Now hold on a second.  I'm not authorizing that action.
that's not what i mean.  gorman, if your men have to use their weapons in there, they'll rupture the cooling system.	She's right.
yeah?  maybe the organisms like the heat, that's why they built...	That's not what I mean.  Gorman, if your men have to use their weapons in there, they'll rupture the cooling system.
they're right under the primary heat exchangers.	Yeah?  Maybe the organisms like the heat, that's why they built...
that the atmosphere processor?	Uh-hunh.  One of thirty or so, all over the planet.  They're completely automated.  We manufacture them, by the way.
i hope you're right.  i really do.	I suggest you study the disks Ripley has been kind enough to prepare for you.
you never said anything about an android being here!  why not?	Well, it didn't occur to me.  It's been policy for years to have a synthetic on board.
burke, just tell me one thing. that you're going out there to kill them.  not study.  not bring back.  just burn them out...clean ...forever.	That's the plan.  My word on it.
yello?  oh, ripley.  hi...	Burke, just tell me one thing. That you're going out there to kill them.  Not study.  Not bring back.  Just burn them out...clean ...forever.
yes, and i've read it.  you wake up every night, sheets soaking, the same nightmare over and over...	No!  The answer is no.  Now please go.  I'm sorry.  Just go, would you.
spare me, burke.  i've had my psych evaluation this month.	Yes, and I've read it.  You wake up every night, sheets soaking, the same nightmare over and over...
if you go.  it's a second chance, kiddo.  and it'll be the best thing in the world for you to face this fear and beat it.  you gotta get back on the horse...	Spare me, Burke.  I've had my psych evaluation this month.
if i go.	If you go.  It's a second chance, kiddo.  And it'll be the best thing in the world for you to face this fear and beat it.  You gotta get back on the horse...
what if i said i could get you reinstated as a flight officer? and that the company has agreed to pick up your contract?	If I go.
it's all i could get.  anyway, it keeps my mind off of... everything.  days off are worse.	What if I said I could get you reinstated as a flight officer? And that the company has agreed to pick up your contract?
running loaders, forklifts, that sort of thing?	It's all I could get.  Anyway, it keeps my mind off of... everything.  Days off are worse.
that's right.	Running loaders, forklifts, that sort of thing?
i heard you were working in the cargo docks.	That's right.
yeah, yeah.  i saw the commercial.	I heard you were working in the cargo docks.
well, the corporation co-financed that colony with the colonial administration, against mineral rights.  we're getting into a lot of terraforming...'building better worlds.'	Yeah, yeah.  I saw the commercial.
what about you?  what's your interest in this?	Well, the corporation co-financed that colony with the Colonial Administration, against mineral rights.  We're getting into a lot of terraforming...'Building Better Worlds.'
hear me out...	I was reamed, steamed and dry-cleaned by you guys...and now you want me to go back out there?  Forget it.
no.  there's no way!	Hear me out...
they had their minds made up before i even went in there. they think i'm a head case.	You are a head case.  Have a donut.
you had them eating out of your hand, kiddo.	They had their minds made up before I even went in there. They think I'm a head case.
i get the picture.	Just tell them what happened.  The important thing is to stay cool and unemotional.
look, i believe you, but there are going to be some heavyweights in there.  you got feds, you got interstellar commerce commission, you got colonial administration, insurance company guys...	I get the picture.
you read my deposition...it's complete and accurate.	Look, I believe you, but there are going to be some heavyweights in there.  You got Feds, you got interstellar commerce commission, you got colonial administration, insurance company guys...
amy.	Cancer.  Hmmmm.  They still haven't licked that one.  Cremated.  Interred Parkside Repository, Little Chute, Wisconsin.  No children.
amanda ripley-mcclaren.  married name, i guess.  age:  sixty-six ...at time of death.  two years ago.  i'm sorry.	Amy.
is she...?	Amanda Ripley-McClaren.  Married name, I guess.  Age:  sixty-six ...at time of death.  Two years ago.  I'm sorry.
well, i was going to wait until after the inquest...	Is she...?
have they located my daughter yet?	Well, I was going to wait until after the inquest...
fifty-seven...oh, christ...	You'd drifted right through the core systems.  It's blind luck that deep-salvage team caught you when they...are you all right?
we're talking thermonuclear explosion.	Shit.  Apone, collect magazines from everybody.  We can't have any firing in there.
what's he scanning for?	PDT'S.  Personal-Data Transmitters. Every adult colonist had one surgically implanted.
looks like you company can write off its share of this colony.	It's insured.
still nothing from the colony?	Dead on all channels.
these colonial marines are some tough hombres, and they're packing state-of-the-art firepower. nothing they can't handle...right, lieutenant?	We're trained to deal with these kinds of situations.
you wouldn't be going in with the troops.  i can guarantee your safety.	These Colonial Marines are some tough hombres, and they're packing state-of-the-art firepower. Nothing they can't handle...right, Lieutenant?
look, we don't know what's going on out there.  it may just be a down transmitter.  but if it's not, i want you there...as an advisor.  that's all.	You wouldn't be going in with the troops.  I can guarantee your safety.
all right, i guess.  one hell of a hangover.  look, ripley... i...	Forget it.
how do you feel?	All right, I guess.  One hell of a hangover.  Look, Ripley... I...
i told them to fall back...	They're but off!  Do something!
get them out of there!  do it now!	Shut up.  Just shut up!
so...then the fusion containment shuts down.	So?  So?
so.	So...then the fusion containment shuts down.
i don't know.	Proceed inside.
what is it?	I don't know.
where are your parents?  you have to try...	Gorman!  Give it a rest would you.
one of us?	Apone...where are your people? Anybody in D-Block?
hold at forty.  slow circle of the complex.	The structure seems intact.  They have power.
how may drops is this for you, lieutenant?	Thirty-eight...simulated.
we're not making that out too well.  what is it?	You tell me.  I only work here.
alive?	Unknown.  But, it looks like all of them.  Over at the processing station...sublevel 'C' under the south tower.
hah!  stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!  found 'em.	Alive?
sir, the cpu is on-line.	Okay, stand by in operations.  Let's go.
...we're coming in.	He's coming in.  I feel safer already.
all right, the area's secured. let's go in and see what their computer can tell us.  first team head for operations. hudson, see if you can get their cpu on line.  hicks, meet me at the south lock by the up-link tower...	...We're coming in.
are there any questions?  hudson?	How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?
is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, on another bug-hunt?	All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony and that a xenomorph may be involved.
what's the question?	Is this going to be a stand-up fight, Sir, on another bug-hunt?
hudson, sir.  he's hicks.	What's the question?
yes, hicks?	Hudson, Sir.  He's Hicks.
sir?	Yes, Hicks?
at ease.  i'm sorry we didn't have time to brief before we left gateway but...	Sir?
let's go!  let's go!	Fuckin' A!
well you're not reading it right!	Six meters.  Five.  What the fu --
seventeen meters.	Let's get these things lit.
the corner!  ready?	Do it!
maybe we got 'em demoralized.	I want you two walking the perimeter. I know we're all in strung out shape but stay frosty and alert. We've got to stop any entries before they get out of hand.
we got problems.	I don't fucking believe this. Do you believe this?
outstanding.  then all we need's a deck of cards.  all right, let's move like we got a purpose.	Aye-firmative.
well that's great!  that's just fucking great, man.  now what the fuck are we supposed to do, man? we're in some real pretty shit now!	Are you finished?  You okay?
let's get the fuck out of here!	Not that tunnel, the other one!
save it.	Sure, Hicks.
ellen.	Don't be long, Ellen.
hicks, don't let him leave.	We ain't going anywhere.
no!  no!  she's alive!  we have to --	All right!  She's alive.  I believe it.  But we gotta get moving!  Now!
locked.	Stand back.
they learned.  they cut the power and avoided the guns.  they must have found another way in, something we missed.	We didn't miss anything.
it's game time.	Get back here, both of you.  Fall back to Operations.
you know, burke, i don't know which species is worse.  you don't see them screwing each other over for a fucking percentage.	Let's waste him.  No offense.
wait a minute.  we'd know about it.	The only way it would work is if he sabotaged certain freezers on the trip back.  Then he could jettison the bodies and make up any story he liked.
look, you started this.  now show me everything.  i can handle myself.	Yeah.  I've noticed.
well, that's the grenade launcher ...you probably don't want to mess with that.	Look, you started this.  Now show me everything.  I can handle myself.
what's this?	Well, that's the grenade launcher ...you probably don't want to mess with that.
hicks, i'm not going to wind up like those others.  you'll take care of it won't you, it if comes to that?	If it comes to that, I'll do us both.  Let's see that it doesn't Here, I'd like to introduce you to a close personal friend of mine.
maybe.  maybe not.	Hicks, I'm not going to wind up like those others.  You'll take care of it won't you, it if comes to that?
they'll get us.	Maybe.  Maybe not.
newt time then can walk right up and knock.	But they don't know that.  They're probably looking for other ways to get in.  That'll take them awhile.
now many?	Can't tell.  Lots.  D gun's down to twenty.  Ten.  It's out.
they're in the approach corridor.	On my way.
we gotta figure on them getting into the complex.	That's right.  So we put up welded barricades at these intersections...  ...and seal these ducts here and here.  Then they can only come at us from these two corridors and we create a free field of fire for the other two sentry units, here.
all right.  there's a fire door at this end.  the first thing we do is put a remote sentry in the tunnel and seal that door.	We gotta figure on them getting into the complex.
how long after we're declared overdue can we expect a rescue?	About seventeen days.
removed surgically before embryo implantation.  subject:  marachuk, john l.   died during procedure.  they killed him getting it off.	Poor bastard.
you're just reading me.	No.  No!  It ain't you.  They're inside.  Inside the perimeter. They're in here.
it's inside the complex.	You're just reading me.
oh, man.  and i was gettin' short, too!  four more weeks and out. now i'm gonna buy it on this fuckin' rock.  it ain't half fair, man!	Hudson, give us a break.
yeah, bullshit.  watch us.	Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got out asses kicked, pal!
all right, we can't blow the fuck out of them...why not roll some canisters of cn-20 down there. nerve gas the whole nest?	Look, man, let's just bug out and call it even, okay?
fuck you.	Anytime.  Anywhere.
somebody said alien...she thought they said illegal alien and signed up.	Fuck you.
hey, vasquez...you ever been mistaken for a man?	No.  Have you?
can't be.  that's inside the room!	It's readin' right.  Look!
nine meters.  eight.	Can't be.  That's inside the room!
they're right on us.  vasquez, how you doing?	Nine meters.  Eight.
twelve meters.  man, this is a big fucking signal.  ten meters.	They're right on us.  Vasquez, how you doing?
i don't know, an acid hole in a duct.  something under the floors, not on the plans. i don't know!	Twelve meters.  Man, this is a big fucking signal.  Ten meters.
fifteen meters.	I don't know, an acid hole in a duct.  Something under the floors, not on the plans. I don't know!
range twenty meters.	Seal the door.
this signal's weird...must be some interference or something. there's movement all over the place...	Just get back here!
they cut the power.	What do you mean, they cut the power?  How could they cut the power, man?  They're animals.
well then somebody's just going to have to go out there.  take a portable terminal and go out there and plug in manually.	Oh, right!  Right!  With those things running around.  No way.
think of what?  we're fucked.	What about the colony transmitter? That up-link tower down at the other end.  Why can't we use that?
i don't care how!  think of a way.  think of something.	Think of what?  We're fucked.
how?  the transmitter was on the apc.  it's wasted.	I don't care how!  Think of a way.  Think of something.
we need the other drop-ship.  the on one the sulaco.  we have to bring it down on remote, somehow.	How?  The transmitter was on the APC.  It's wasted.
thanks.	Uh, what's next?
this service tunnel is how they're moving back and forth.	Yeah, right, it runs from the processing station right into the sublevel here.
man, we're not going to make it seventeen hours!  those things are going to come in here, just like they did before, man... they're going to come in here and get us, man, long before...	She survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.
you can't help them.  right now they're being cocooned just like the others.	Oh, God.  Jesus.  This ain't happening.
looks like it stung him.	Hey...hey!  Look, Crowe and Dietrich aren't dead, man.
sounds like you, hicks.	The embryo, the second form, hosts in the victim's body for several hours.  Gestating.  Then it...  ...then it...emerges.  Moults. Grows rapidly --
so what do i tell this guy?	Tell him, as far as I'm concerned, he finds something it's his.
christ.  some honch in a cushy office on earth says go look at a grid reference in the middle of nowhere, we look.  they don't say why, and i don't ask.  i don't ask because it takes two weeks to get an answer out here and the answer's always 'don't ask.'	So what do I tell this guy?
there's a guy on the horn, mom-and-pop survey team.  says he's homing on something and wants to know if his claim will be honored.	Christ.  Some honch in a cushy office on Earth says go look at a grid reference in the middle of nowhere, we look.  They don't say why, and I don't ask.  I don't ask because it takes two weeks to get an answer out here and the answer's always 'don't ask.'
yeah.  what?	There's a guy on the horn, mom-and-pop survey team.  Says he's homing on something and wants to know if his claim will be honored.
you remember you sent some wildcatters out to that plateau, out past the ilium range, a couple days ago?	Yeah.  What?
bad dreams again?  do you want something to help you sleep?	No.. I've slept enough.
how long have i been on gateway station?	Just a couple of days.  Do you feel up to a visitor?
just terrible?  that's better than yesterday at least.	How long have I been on Gateway station?
terrible.	Just terrible?  That's better than yesterday at least.
and how are we today?	Terrible.
can we dream?	Yes, honey.  I think we both can.
that's right.	Can we dream?
are we going to sleep now?	That's right.
right here, baby.  right here.	Are we going to sleep now?
mommy...mommy?	Right here, baby.  Right here.
i knew you'd come.	Newt, I want you to hang on, now.  Hang on tight.
this way.  come on, we're almost there!	Newt, wait!
do you know how to get to the landing field from here?	Sure.  Go left.
come on.  crawl faster.	DO you know how to get to the landing field from here?
burke!  open the door!	Look!
mommy...i mean, ripley...i'm scared.	I know, honey.  Me too.
wah...?  where are...?	Sssh.  Don't move.  We're in trouble.
newt.  newt, wake up.	Wah...?  Where are...?
don't go!  please.	I'll be right in the other room, Newt.  And look...I can see you on that camera right up there.
gone.	You mean dead.
where is she?	Gone.
yes.  a little girl.	Where is she?
did you ever have a baby?	Yes.  A little girl.
no, it's different, honey.	Did you ever have a baby?
isn't that how babies come? i mean people babies...they grow inside you?	No, it's different, honey.
i don't know, newt.  that's the truth.	Isn't that how babies come? I mean people babies...they grow inside you?
did one of those things grow inside her?	I don't know, Newt.  That's the truth.
well, some kids can't handle it like you can.	Did one of those things grow inside her?
why do they tell little kids that?	Well, some kids can't handle it like you can.
yes, there are, aren't there.	Why do they tell little kids that?
my mommy always said there were no monsters.  no real ones.  but there are.	Yes, there are, aren't there.
oh.  sorry, newt.	My mommy always said there were no monsters.  No real ones.  But there are.
ripley...she doesn't have bad dreams because she's just a piece of plastic.	Oh.  Sorry, Newt.
now you just lie here and have a nap.  you're exhausted.	I don't want to...I have scary dreams.
i'm sorry, newt.	You don't have to be sorry.  It wasn't your fault.
i guess we're not leaving, right?	I'm sorry, Newt.
yeah, you know.  in the walls, under the floor.  i was the ace.  i could hide better than anybody.	You're really something, ace.
the 'maze'?  you mean the air ducts?	Yeah, you know.  In the walls, under the floor.  I was the ace.  I could hide better than anybody.
i was the best at the game. i knew the whole maze.	The 'maze'?  You mean the air ducts?
cross my heart.	And hope to die?
you promise?	Cross my heart.
newt.  look at me...newt.  i won't leave you.  i promise.	You promise?
they're dead.	Newt.  Look at me...Newt.  I won't leave you.  I promise.
they'd be here if they could, honey.  i know they would.	They're dead.
why not?	Because you'll be gone soon, like the others.  Like everybody.  You'll be dead and you'll leave me alone.
i don't want you for a friend.	Why not?
what about me?	I don't want you for a friend.
casey.  she's my only friend.	What about me?
what did you say?	Newt.  My n-name's Newt. Nobody calls me Rebecca except my dork brother.
sixty, maybe seventy families.	Sweet Jesus.
how many colonists?	Sixty, maybe seventy families.
because i don't have to.  the people who live there checked it out years ago and they never reported and 'hostile organism' or alien ship.  and by the way, they call it acheron now.	What are you talking about. What people?
why won't you check out lv-426?	Because I don't have to.  The people who live there checked it out years ago and they never reported and 'hostile organism' or alien ship.  And by the way, they call it Acheron now.
thank you, officer ripley.  that will be...	...because just one of those things managed to kill my entire crew, within twelve hours of hatching...
look, i can see where this is going.  but i'm telling you those things exist.  back on that planetoid is an alien ship and on that ship are thousands of eggs.  thousands. do you understand?  i suggest you find it, using the flight recorder's data.  find it and deal with it -- before one of your survey teams comes back with a little surprise...	Thank you, Officer Ripley.  That will be...
the analysis team which went over your shuttle centimeter by centimeter found no physical evidence of the creature you describe...	That's because I blew it out the Goddamn airlock!  Like I said.
look, i told you...	It did not, however, contain any entries concerning the hostile life form you allegedly picked up.
a sweetheart or a pretty little wife is papageno's wish. a willing, billing, lovey dovey would be my most tasty little dish.	At present the girls only peck me. Their cruelty surely will wreck me. But one little beak in my own, And I'll up to heaven be flown! At present the girls only peck me. But one little beak in my own, And I'll up to heaven be flown. Up to heaven be flown! Up to heaven be flown!
i need to net one birdie only and i will stop feeling so lonely. but if she won't fly to my aid, then into a ghost i must fade. i need to net one birdie only but if she won't fly to my aid, then into a ghost i must fade.  to a ghost i must fade! to a ghost i must fade!	A sweetheart or a pretty little wife is Papageno's wish. A willing, billing, lovey dovey Would be My most tasty little dish.
a sweetheart or a pretty little wife is papageno's wish. a willing, billing, lovey dovey would be my most tasty little dish.	I need to net one birdie only And I will stop feeling so lonely. But if she won't fly to my aid, Then into a ghost I must fade. I need to net one birdie only But if she won't fly to my aid, Then into a ghost I must fade.  To a ghost I must fade! To a ghost I must fade!
then that would be eating and drinking i'd live like a prince without thinking. the wisdom of old would be mine - a woman's much better than wine! then that would be eating and drinking! the wisdom of old would be mine - a woman's much better than wine. she's much better than wine! she's much better than wine!	A sweetheart or a pretty little wife is Papageno's wish. A willing, billing, lovey dovey Would be My most tasty little dish.
a sweetheart or a pretty little wife is papageno's wish. a willing, billing, lovey dovey would be my most tasty little dish. be my most tasty little dish! be my most tasty little dish!	Then that would be eating and drinking I'd live like a Prince without thinking. The wisdom of old would be mine - A woman's much better than wine! Then that would be eating and drinking! The wisdom of old would be mine - A woman's much better than wine. She's much better than wine! She's much better than wine!
his grace is very angry with you.	What do you mean?
these viennese certainly know good music when they hear it.	His Grace is very angry with you.
indeed.	These Viennese certainly know good music when they hear it.
well, i think that went off remarkably well, don't you?	Indeed.
certainly!	Well, I think that went off remarkably well, don't you?
follow me, please. the archbishop would like a word.	Certainly!
extremely clever.	Meaning you didn't like it.
what did you think of the music?	Extremely clever.
you were sublime.	What did you think of the music?
how was i? tell me honestly.	You were sublime.
nothing! he can marry who he pleases. i don't give a damn.	How was I? Tell me honestly.
well, what does it matter to you?	Nothing! He can marry who he pleases. I don't give a damn.
the marriage!	Well, what does it matter to you?
what?	The marriage!
did you know? had you heard?	What?
looks and talent don't always go together, katherina.	Looks don't concern me, Maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste.
why?	Looks and talent don't always go together, Katherina.
you might be disappointed.	Why?
what does he look like?	You might be disappointed.
perhaps.	What does he look like?
oh. well perhaps you could introduce us anyway.	Perhaps.
my dear, it will hardly enhance your reputation to be celebrated throughout vienna as a singing prostitute for a turk.	Oh. Well perhaps you could introduce us anyway.
turkish? oh, if it's turkish, that's different. i want to be in it.	My dear, it will hardly enhance your reputation to be celebrated throughout Vienna as a singing prostitute for a Turk.
a turkish brothel.	Turkish? Oh, if it's Turkish, that's different. I want to be in it.
oh!	A Turkish brothel.
a brothel.	Oh!
what's that?	A brothel.
in a harem.	What's that?
where?	In a harem.
well, do you know where it's set, my dear?	Where?
why not?	Well, do you know where it's set, my dear?
well even if there is, i don't think you want to get involved with this one.	Why not?
how do you know?	Well even if there is, I don't think you want to get involved with this one.
no.	How do you know?
is there a part for me?	No.
yes.	Is there a part for me?
and he's been commissioned to write an opera. is it true?	Yes.
oh? news travels fast in vienna.	And he's been commissioned to write an opera. Is it true?
well, i heard you met herr mozart.	Oh? News travels fast in Vienna.
really? what else did he tell you today? give me some gossip.	Well, I heard you met Herr Mozart.
well? how do you like it? it's turkish. my hairdresser tells me everything's going to be turkish this year!	Really? What else did he tell you today? Give me some gossip.
good morning.	Well? How do you like it? It's Turkish. My hairdresser tells me everything's going to be Turkish this year!
maestro.	Good morning.
no, no, no, no. you can't take him away now. this is his night. won't you introduce us, wolfgang?	Excuse us, Fraulein. Good night, Signore.
what??	I assume she's the virtuoso in that department. There can't be any other reason you'd marry someone like that.
is she a good fuck?	What??
no, she's fine.	I'm so relieved.
is her mother still lying on the floor?	No, she's fine.
oh - excuse me!	Is her mother still lying on the floor?
don't bother.	I'll be right back.
what?	Don't bother.
don't bother!	What?
katherina! i'll tell you what i'm going to do. i'm going to write another aria for you. something even more amazing for the second act. i have to get some water. her mother is lying on the stage.	Don't bother!
you have leave to try.	Oh, Your Grace - I thank Your Grace! I thank you!
oh, sir, he's never disobeyed me in anything. please, your grace, give him one more chance.	You have leave to try.
and how will you make him keep it?	Oh, sir, he's never disobeyed me in anything. Please, Your Grace, give him one more chance.
yes, sir, that's the truth. but don't blame him. the fault is mine. i was too indulgent with him. but not again. never again, i promise! i implore you - let me bring him back here. i'll make him give his word to serve you faithfully.	And how will you make him keep it?
your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat.	Yes, sir, that's the truth. But don't blame him. The fault is mine. I was too indulgent with him. But not again. Never again, I promise! I implore you - let me bring him back here. I'll make him give his word to serve you faithfully.
sir -	Your son is an unprincipled, spoiled, conceited brat.
i'm not surprised. money seems to be more important to him than loyalty or friendship. he has sold himself to vienna. let vienna look out for him.	Sir -
oh sir, yes! he's about to make the worst mistake of his life. some little viennese slut is trying to trick him into marriage. i know my son. he is too simple to see the trap - and there is no one there who really cares for him.	I'm not surprised. Money seems to be more important to him than loyalty or friendship. He has sold himself to Vienna. Let Vienna look out for him.
hardly.	Oh sir, yes! He's about to make the worst mistake of his life. Some little Viennese slut is trying to trick him into marriage. I know my son. He is too simple to see the trap - and there is no one there who really cares for him.
but he needs to be here in salzburg, your grace. he needs me and he needs you. your protection, your understanding.	Hardly.
no! i won't have him back.	But he needs to be here in Salzburg, Your Grace. He needs me and he needs you. Your protection, your understanding.
no, your grace! i mean with all humility, no. i would rather you dismissed me. it's obvious i don't satisfy.	Then try harder, Mozart. I have no intention of dismissing you. You will remain in my service and learn your place. Go now.
i wish you to return immediately to salzburg. your father is waiting for you there patiently. i will speak to you further when i come.	No, Your Grace! I mean with all humility, no. I would rather you dismissed me. It's obvious I don't satisfy.
if his grace is not satisfied with me, he can dismiss me.	I wish you to return immediately to Salzburg. Your father is waiting for you there patiently. I will speak to you further when I come.
how much provocation am i to endure from you? the more license i allow you, the more you take.	If His Grace is not satisfied with me, he can dismiss me.
humiliated?	How much provocation am I to endure from you? The more license I allow you, the more you take.
why do i have to be humiliated in front of my guests by one of my own servants?	Humiliated?
why what, sir?	Why do I have to be humiliated in front of my guests by one of my own servants?
in the pot, i have got a good dinner. not a sausage or stew, but a singer. not a sausage or stew but a singer. is the treat that i'll eat for my meat!	Oh shut up. I'm sick to death of that tune.
dinner? how dare you? i am a nobleman. i only dine with people of my own height.	Are you drunk? You invited me. And my horse. Here he is. Ottavio!
i've come to dinnnnnner!	Dinner? How dare you? I am a nobleman. I only dine with people of my own height.
who the devil are you? what do you want?	I've come to dinnnnnner!
don giovannnnnnnni!	Who the devil are you? What do you want?
i feel wrong. i feel wrong being here.	What are you talking about?
why?	I feel wrong. I feel wrong being here.
yes!	Why?
now?	Yes!
i want to go back to vienna.	Now?
where?	I want to go back to Vienna.
i want to go!	Where?
what is it?	I want to go!
go back to bed.	Please! Let me sit here. Let me stay here with you. I promise I won't say all word. I'll just be here, so you know no one's going to hurt you. Please, please!
why not?	It's killing me.
i can't write it!	Why not?
give me one reason i can understand.	I can't write it!
oh yes, sir. he's all right. and he's working on it very hard.	Give me two more weeks. Please.
this is my wife, stanzi. i've been sick, but i'm all right now. aren't i?	Oh yes, sir. He's all right. And he's working on it very hard.
no. don't answer it!	Why?
why not?	You'd think I was mad.
i'm not telling you.	Why not?
what's that? oh!  who gave you this? how much is it? wolfi, who gave you this?	I'm not telling you.
no one.	I heard voices.
who was that?	No one.
stanzi-manzi, i'll put it in your hand!	Shut up! I'll not let you put anything in my hand until I see some money.
half the house! you'll never see a penny. i want it here, in my hand.	Stanzi-manzi, I'll put it in your hand!
well, you liked it, didn't you? monkey-flunki-punki.	Half the house! You'll never see a penny. I want it here, in my hand.
i don't trust this man. and i didn't like what he did with your opera. it was common.	Well, you liked it, didn't you? Monkey-flunki-punki.
oh, stanzi.	I don't trust this man. And I didn't like what he did with your opera. It was common.
when? we need money now. either he pays now, or you don't do it.	Oh, Stanzi.
why not? half the house!	When? We need money now. Either he pays now, or you don't do it.
you're not going to do this?	Why not? Half the house!
half the receipts! stanzi!	I'm talking about now. How much will you give him now? Down payment?
what?	Your father is dead.
wolfi! your father is dead.	What?
salzburg.  we were just talking about salzburg.  if you've come from my friend the fartsbishop, you've arrived at just the right moment. because i've got good news for him. i'm done with vienna. it's over, finished, done with! done with! done with!	Wolfi! Your father is dead.
these gentlemen are from salzburg.	Salzburg.  We were just talking about Salzburg.  If you've come from my friend the Fartsbishop, you've arrived at just the right moment. Because I've got good news for him. I'm done with Vienna. It's over, finished, done with! Done with! Done with!
yes, my love?	These gentlemen are from Salzburg.
wolfi.	Yes, my love?
we'll have a little party. come in. come in. you know herr schikaneder?  this is! a very nice girl.	Wolfi.
stanzi!	No, it's right he should hear. I'm sick to death of it. We can't do anything right for you, can we?
look, old man, you stay out of this. we spend a fortune on you, more than we can possibly afford, and all you do is criticize, morning to night. and then you think you can -	Stanzi!
she won't talk to me. she says she has to speak to you.	Oh, damn!
well, ask her!	She won't talk to me. She says she has to speak to you.
i don't know.	Well, ask her!
what does she want?	I don't know.
there's a young girl to see you.	What does she want?
what? how can you be so boring? tea!	Wolfi, I think your father's tired. I'll cook us something here.
wolfi!	What? How can you be so boring? Tea!
tea? who wants tea? let's go out! this calls for a feast. you don't want tea, papa. let's go dancing. papa loves parties, don't you?	Wolfi!
may i offer you some tea, herr mozart?	Tea? Who wants tea? Let's go out! This calls for a feast. You don't want tea, Papa. Let's go dancing. Papa loves parties, don't you?
stop it, wolfi. i look dreadful. welcome to our house, herr mozart.	He's not Herr Mozart. Call him Papa.
my stanzi - look at her! isn't she beautiful? come on now, confess, papa. could you want a prettier girl for a daughter?	Stop it, Wolfi. I look dreadful. Welcome to our house, Herr Mozart.
yes!	I love you! I love you!
no!	Yes!
sssh. what is it? tell me.	No!
tell them to go!	Sssh. What is it? Tell me.
what's the matter with you?	Tell them to go!
tell them to go away. i don't want to see anybody.	What's the matter with you?
stop it now. stop it. i've brought some friends to meet you. they're next door waiting. do we have anything to eat? they're all starving.	Tell them to go away. I don't want to see anybody.
shut up! just shut up! i don't need them.	This isn't pride. It's sheer stupidity!
all they want to see is your work. what's wrong with that?	Shut up! Just shut up! I don't need them.
don't be stupid.	All they want to see is your work. What's wrong with that?
how are we going to live, wolfi? do you want me to go into the streets and beg?	Don't be stupid.
well, don't do that again!	How are we going to live, Wolfi? Do you want me to go into the streets and beg?
yes!	Well, don't do that again!
you borrowed money from your mother?	Yes!
well, i'm not borrowing any more money from my mother, and that's that!	You borrowed money from your mother?
oh yes? you always know everything.	Well, I'm not borrowing any more money from my mother, and that's that!
no, they will not. i know how things work in this city.	Oh yes? You always know everything.
they'll come anyway. they love me here.	No, they will not. I know how things work in this city.
one royal pupil and the whole of vienna will come flocking. we'd be set up for life!	They'll come anyway. They love me here.
oh, leave me alone.	One royal pupil and the whole of Vienna will come flocking. We'd be set up for life!
i think you're mad! you're really mad!	Oh, leave me alone.
excuse me, wolfi. mama is not feeling very well. can we leave now?	Of course.
yes.	Eat my - ah!
eat	Yes.
tish-i'm-tee.	Eat
what?	Tish-I'm-tee.
tish-i'm tee. what's that?	What?
tub - but i-tub - but i vol - love but i love ui - you. i love you!	Tish-I'm tee. What's that?
ui-vol-i-tub!	Tub - but i-tub - but I vol - love but I love ui - You. I love you!
iram - marry em - marry me! no, no! you're a fiend. i'm not going to marry a fiend. a dirty fiend at that.	Ui-vol-i-tub!
just say it - you'll see. it's very serious. em iram!  em iram!	Iram - marry Em - marry me! No, no! You're a fiend. I'm not going to marry a fiend. A dirty fiend at that.
no!	Just say it - you'll see. It's very serious. Em iram!  Em iram!
no, this is serious. say it backwards.	No!
no, i'm not playing this game.	No, this is serious. Say it backwards.
em iram! em iram!	No, I'm not playing this game.
sra-i'm-sick. sick - kiss i'm - my kiss my! sra-i'm-sick - kiss my arse!	Em iram! Em iram!
no, no. say it backwards, shit-wit. sra-i'm-sick say it backwards!	Sra-I'm-sick. Sick - kiss I'm - my Kiss my! Sra-I'm-sick - Kiss my arse!
yes, you are. you're very sick.	No, no. Say it backwards, shit-wit. Sra-I'm-sick Say it backwards!
sra-i'm-sick! sra-i'm sick!	Yes, you are. You're very sick.
oh, ha, ha, ha.	Sra-I'm-sick! Sra-I'm sick!
yes, i think it's brilliant. you've been doing it for years.	Oh, ha, ha, ha.
do you think that's funny?	Yes, I think it's brilliant. You've been doing it for years.
why? people fart backwards.	Do you think that's funny?
that's stupid.	Why? People fart backwards.
because here everything goes backwards. people walk backwards, dance backwards, sing backwards, and talk backwards.	That's stupid.
why not?	Because here everything goes backwards. People walk backwards, dance backwards, sing backwards, and talk backwards.
go ahead, tell him. tell them all. they won't understand you anyway.	Why not?
your grace, i've got something to tell you. i want to complain about this man.	Go ahead, tell him. Tell them all. They won't understand you anyway.
fartsbishop!	Your Grace, I've got something to tell you. I want to complain about this man.
we are in the residence of the fartsbishop of salzburg.	Fartsbishop!
where?	We are in the Residence of the Fartsbishop of Salzburg.
yes! back! back! listen - don't you know where you are?	Where?
no! no! no!	Yes! Back! Back! Listen - don't you know where you are?
i am! i am! i'm stopping it - slowly. you see! look, i've stopped. now we are going back.	No! No! No!
stop it!	I am! I am! I'm stopping it - slowly. You see! Look, I've stopped. Now we are going back.
i regret we have no servants to show you out, herr salieri. respect my wish and go.	Madame, I will respect his. He asked me to stay here.
no. i was assisting him. he asked me.	He's not going to work on this anymore. It is making him ill. Please.
this is not his handwriting.	No. I was assisting him. He asked me.
he asked me to stay.	And I'm asking you -
no, he doesn't. and i don't want you here. just go, please.	He asked me to stay.
he needs me, ma'am.	No, he doesn't. And I don't want you here. Just go, please.
well, thank you very much. you can go now.	He needs me, ma'am.
i was at hand.	Well, thank you very much. You can go now.
why you?	I was at hand.
your husband is ill, ma'am. he took sick. i brought him home.	Why you?
what are you doing here?	Your husband is ill, ma'am. He took sick. I brought him home.
what?	Should we stay here? It's a charming room. I love these candlesticks. Were they here earlier? I didn't notice them I suppose I was too nervous.
i do apologize for this afternoon. i behaved like a silly girl. where shall we go?	What?
but! i'm a married woman!	Then don't. It's up to you. Not to be vague, that is the price.
it's a post all vienna seeks. if you want it for your husband, come tonight.	But! I'm a married woman!
isn't it obvious?	It's a post all Vienna seeks. If you want it for your husband, come tonight.
what do you mean?	Isn't it obvious?
some service deserves service in return. no?	What do you mean?
what for?	Some service deserves service in return. No?
alone.	What for?
tonight?	Alone.
come back tonight.	Tonight?
oh, thank you, sir!	Come back tonight.
tomorrow night i dine with the emperor. one word from me and the post is his.	Oh, thank you, sir!
it is miraculous.	Oh yes. He's really proud of his work.
these are originals?	Yes, sir. He doesn't make copies.
yes.	These are originals?
originals?	Yes.
that's very tempting, but it's impossible, i'm afraid. wolfi would be frantic if he found those were missing. you see, they're all originals.	Originals?
are you sure you can't leave that music, and come back again? i have other things you might like.	That's very tempting, but it's impossible, I'm afraid. Wolfi would be frantic if he found those were missing. You see, they're all originals.
don't keep calling me that. it puts me at such a distance. i was not born a court composer, you know. i'm from a small town, just like your husband.	Are you sure you can't leave that music, and come back again? I have other things you might like.
thank you very much, your excellency.	Don't keep calling me that. It puts me at such a distance. I was not born a Court Composer, you know. I'm from a small town, just like your husband.
i see.	Sir, we really need this job. We're desperate. My husband spends far more than he can ever earn. I don't mean he's lazy - he's not at all - he works all day long. It's just! he's not practical. Money simply slips through his fingers, it's really ridiculous, Your Excellency. I know you help musicians. You're famous for it. Give him just this one post. We'd be forever indebted!
no, sir. this is my own idea.	I see.
then he didn't send you?	No, sir. This is my own idea.
my husband is a proud man, sir. he would be furious if he knew i'd come.	Then he didn't send you?
really?	My husband is a proud man, sir. He would be furious if he knew I'd come.
i - i really cannot do that, your excellency. you see, he doesn't know i'm here.	Really?
i'm afraid i'm not at leisure this very moment. just leave them with me. i assure you they will be quite safe.	I - I really cannot do that, Your Excellency. You see, he doesn't know I'm here.
would it be too much trouble, sir, to ask you to look at them now? while i wait.	I'm afraid I'm not at leisure this very moment. Just leave them with me. I assure you they will be quite safe.
i will look at them, of course, the moment i can. it will be an honour. please give him my warmest.	Would it be too much trouble, sir, to ask you to look at them now? While I wait.
i understand.	I will look at them, of course, the moment I can. It will be an honour. Please give him my warmest.
he's terribly busy, sir.	I understand.
how charming.  but why did he not come himself?	He's terribly busy, sir.
that's right, your excellency. i've come on behalf of my hus band. i'm - i'm bringing some samples of his work so he can be considered for the royal appointment.	How charming.  But why did he not come himself?
frau mozart?	That's right, Your Excellency. I've come on behalf of my hus band. I'm - I'm bringing some samples of his work so he can be considered for the royal appointment.
madame. how can i help you?	Frau Mozart?
excellency!	Madame. How can I help you?
you're mad! she's mad, wolfi.	Oh yes, and who are you? He's worked for Kings. For the Emperor.  Who are you?
money! money!	You're mad! She's mad, Wolfi.
oh yes? and what's so intelligent about writing a requiem?	Money! Money!
you know what's ridiculous? your libretto, that's what's ridiculous. only an idiot would ask wolfi to work on that stuff!	Oh yes? And what's so intelligent about writing a Requiem?
i'm paying people just to wait for you. it's ridiculous!	You know what's ridiculous? Your libretto, that's what's ridiculous. Only an idiot would ask Wolfi to work on that stuff!
he's doing his best.	I'm paying people just to wait for you. It's ridiculous!
i'm paying these people. do you realize that?	He's doing his best.
leave him alone!	I'm paying these people. Do you realize that?
look, you little clown, do you know how many people i've hired for you? do you know how many people are waiting?	Leave him alone!
he's not in. but he's working on it. he said to tell you.	I hope so. I need it immediately.
where's our friend?	He's not in. But he's working on it. He said to tell you.
not at all.	Where's our friend?
am i interrupting something?	Not at all.
how much will you pay him?	Ah. Well. Ah,  I see you've got your manager with you. Well, Madame, how about half the receipts?
so you are! the place is a pigsty all the time.	Do you hear him? Do you?
oh, now i'm a bad housekeeper!	So you are! The place is a pigsty all the time.
and what do you expect? who wants to walk out into a mess like this every day?	Oh, now I'm a bad housekeeper!
and so you do! the only time you come out is to eat.	And what do you expect? Who wants to walk out into a mess like this every day?
but you can't take her without reference. it's unheard of!	Well, this is none of your business.  Whoever sent you is going to pay, no?
what is ridiculous? wolfi has many admirers in vienna. they love him here. people send us gifts all the time.	But you can't take her without reference. It's unheard of!
when, may i ask?	In three months! Papa.
oh, yes.	When, may I ask?
i see that you're expecting.	Oh, yes.
behold!	Behold!
hey!	Hey!
behold!	Behold!
he's adorable!	Adorable!
be careful!	Be careful!
i am sorry, madame, but no! i cannot let anyone pass.	Young man, I am no stranger to theatres. I'm no stranger to insolence!
i am sorry, madame, but i have my orders.	Call Herr Mozart! You call Herr Mozart immediately! This is insupportable!
do you know who i am?  this is my daughter. i am frau weber. we are favoured guests!	I am sorry, Madame, but I have my orders.
i am sorry, madame. it is not permitted.	Do you know who I am?  This is my daughter. I am Frau Weber. We are favoured guests!
let us pass, please! let us pass at once! we're with the emperor.	I am sorry, Madame. It is not permitted.
what a strange young man.	Yes. He is a little strange.
i said play!	Michael!
people who know say the girl's got talent. you must judge for yourself. if you think she stinks, say so.	Michael, please! I'm sure you will find her most willing, Herr Mozart. She's really very excited. She's been preparing all morning.
it's such an honour for us to have you here, herr mozart. and for gertrude.	People who know say the girl's got talent. You must judge for yourself. If you think she stinks, say so.
gertrude!	It's such an honour for us to have you here, Herr Mozart. And for Gertrude.
i've heard about you for ages! i thought you must be an old man.	Gertrude!
gertrude!	You can't be Herr Mozart!
upstairs.	Gertrude!
i was. but she quite outgrew the little i could show her.	Thank you, Madame.  Come on now - courage. Play me something you know.
who was your teacher?	I was. But she quite outgrew the little I could show her.
just one year.	Who was your teacher?
i'd like a little wine, if you have it.	Wine?
perhaps a little refreshment first? a little coffee, or a little chocolate?	I'd like a little wine, if you have it.
really?	Ah, now! Here she comes.
it is not a question of liking, your majesty. your own law decrees it, i'm afraid.	Well, look at them.
do you like this, salieri?	It is not a question of liking, Your Majesty. Your own law decrees it, I'm afraid.
yes?	Molested, Majesty. Twice, in the course of the same lesson.
as a matter of fact, one of my own pupils - a very young singer - told me she was - er - well!	Yes?
really?	As a matter of fact, one of my own pupils - a very young singer - told me she was - er - well!
i have to tell you, mozart is not entirely to be trusted alone with young ladies.	Really?
of course not.	I have to tell you, Mozart is not entirely to be trusted alone with young ladies.
majesty, i don't like to talk against a fellow musician.	Of course not.
oh?	Majesty, I don't like to talk against a fellow musician.
well, sire, i made some inquiries in a routine way. i was curious to know why he had so few pupils. it is rather alarming.	Oh?
why not?	Well, Sire, I made some inquiries in a routine way. I was curious to know why he had so few pupils. It is rather alarming.
majesty, i did. believe me, it was a most agonizing. decision. but finally, i simply could not recommend herr mozart.	Why not?
i don't think you understand me, court composer.	Majesty, I did. Believe me, it was a most agonizing. decision. But finally, I simply could not recommend Herr Mozart.
sire.	Well. There it is.
you please me, court composer. a very clever idea.	Sire.
i'm sure there is a way, majesty. some kind of a little contest. i could perhaps put together a small committee, and i could see to it naturally that it will select according to your majesty's wishes.	You please me, Court Composer. A very clever idea.
ah-ha. favouritism. but i so want mozart.	I'm sure there is a way, Majesty. Some kind of a little contest. I could perhaps put together a small Committee, and I could see to it naturally that it will select according to Your Majesty's wishes.
yes, of course. my concern is to protect you from any suspicion of favouritism.	Ah-ha. Favouritism. But I so want Mozart.
and the result satisfies.	Yes, of course. My concern is to protect you from any suspicion of favouritism.
you already commissioned an opera from mozart.	And the result satisfies.
yes?	You already commissioned an opera from Mozart.
an interesting idea, majesty. but -	Yes?
i'm thinking about herr mozart. what is your view?	An interesting idea, Majesty. But -
oh, your majesty, it would be such a tremendous honour!	I'm thinking about Herr Mozart. What is your view?
good morning, court composer. this is my niece, the princess elizabeth.	Your Highness.
excuse me, sire, but what do you think these could be? being a foreigner, i would love to learn.	Cattivo again, Court Composer. Well, tell him, Mozart. Name us a German virtue.
well, i'm glad to hear that.	Excuse me, Sire, but what do you think these could be? Being a foreigner, I would love to learn.
my pleasure.	Well, there it is. Now to business. Young man, we are going to commission an opera from you. What do you say?
and here is our illustrious court composer, herr salieri.	Finally! Such an immense joy. Diletto straordinario!
a-flat, majesty.	Ah-ha!
let's have some fun.  bring in herr mozart, please. but slowly, slowly. i need a minute to practice.	A-flat, Majesty.
you do me too much honour, sire.	Let's have some fun.  Bring in Herr Mozart, please. But slowly, slowly. I need a minute to practice.
delightful, court composer. would you permit me to play it as he comes in?	You do me too much honour, Sire.
majesty.	Delightful, Court Composer. Would you permit me to play it as he comes in?
may i try it?	Majesty.
it's just a trifle, of course.	May I try it?
what a charming idea. may i see?	It's just a trifle, of course.
i think it is an interesting notion to keep mozart in vienna, majesty. it should really infuriate the archbishop beyond measure - if that is your majesty's intention.	You are cattivo, Court Composer.  I want to meet this young man. Chamberlain, arrange a pleasant welcome for him.
you are passionate, mozart! but you do not persuade.	Sire, the whole opera is finished. Do you know how much work went into it?
forgive me, majesty. i'm a vulgar man. but i assure you, my music is not.	You are passionate, Mozart! But you do not persuade.
well, six or seven minutes! maybe eight!	Twenty, sire! How about twenty? Twenty minutes of continuous music. No recitatives.
guess! guess, majesty. imagine the longest time such a thing could last, then double it.	Well, six or seven minutes! maybe eight!
i have no idea.	Guess! Guess, Majesty. Imagine the longest time such a thing could last, then double it.
but it's new, it's entirely new. it's so new, people will go mad for it. for example, i have a scene in the second act - it starts as a duet, just a man and wife quarreling. suddenly the wife's scheming little maid comes in unexpectedly - a very funny situation. duet turns into trio. then the husband's equally screaming valet comes in. trio turns into quartet. then a stupid old gardener - quartet becomes quintet, and so on.  on and on, sextet, septet, octet! how long do you think i can sustain that?	I have no idea.
ah, love again.	But it's new, it's entirely new. It's so new, people will go mad for it. For example, I have a scene in the second act - it starts as a duet, just a man and wife quarreling. Suddenly the wife's scheming little maid comes in unexpectedly - a very funny situation. Duet turns into trio. Then the husband's equally screaming valet comes in. Trio turns into quartet. Then a stupid old gardener - quartet becomes quintet, and so on.  On and on, sextet, septet, octet! How long do you think I can sustain that?
but, majesty, this is just a frolic. it's a piece about love.	Ah, love again.
i think you are rather innocent, my friend. in these dangerous times i cannot afford to provoke our nobles or our people simply over a theatre piece.	But, Majesty, this is just a frolic. It's a piece about love.
sire, i swear to your majesty, there's nothing like that in the story. i have taken out everything that could give offense. i hate politics.	I think you are rather innocent, my friend. In these dangerous times I cannot afford to provoke our nobles or our people simply over a theatre piece.
mozart, i am a tolerant man. i do not censor things lightly. when i do, i have good reason. figaro is a bad play. it stirs up hatred between the classes. in france it has caused nothing but bitterness. my own dear sister antoinette writes me that she is beginning to be frightened of her own people. i do not wish to see the same fears starting here.	Sire, I swear to Your Majesty, there's nothing like that in the story. I have taken out everything that could give offense. I hate politics.
would you tell me why?	Well, Majesty, it is only a comedy.
well, yes, i admit it is.	Would you tell me why?
it is not your place to ask questions. is it true?	Well, yes, I admit it is.
who told you this, majesty?	It is not your place to ask questions. Is it true?
yet we hear you are making an opera from it. is this true?	Who told you this, Majesty?
yes, sire.	Yet we hear you are making an opera from it. Is this true?
mozart, are you aware i have declared the french play of figaro unsuitable for our theatre?	Yes, Sire.
may i introduce my father? he is on a short visit here and returning very soon to salzburg. he would so much like to kiss your hand. it would make his whole stay so memorable for him.	Ah! By all means.
what is it?	May I introduce my father? He is on a short visit here and returning very soon to Salzburg. He would so much like to kiss your hand. It would make his whole stay so memorable for him.
majesty, may i ask you to do me the greatest favour?	What is it?
bravo, mozart. most charming. yes, indeed. clever man.	Thank you, Sire!
twenty-six.	Well, my advice is to marry this charming young lady and stay with us in Vienna.
excuse me, but how old are you?	Twenty-six.
well - well we haven't quite received my father's consent, your majesty. not entirely. not altogether.	Excuse me, but how old are you?
really? how delightful. may i ask when you marry?	Well - Well we haven't quite received my father's consent, Your Majesty. Not entirely. Not altogether.
majesty, this is madame weber. she is my landlady.	Enchanted, Madame.
my dear, young man, don't take it too hard. your work is ingenious. it's quality work. and there are simply too many notes, that's all. cut a few and it will be perfect.	Which few did you have in mind, Majesty?
i don't understand. there are just as many notes, majesty, as are required. neither more nor less.	My dear fellow, there are in fact only so many notes the ear can hear in the course of an evening. I think I'm right in saying that, aren't I, Court Composer?
what do you mean, sire?	Well, I mean occasionally it seems to have, how shall one say?  How shall one say, Director?
of course i do. it's very good. of course now and then - just now and then - it gets a touch elaborate.	What do you mean, Sire?
so then you like it? you really like it, your majesty?	Of course I do. It's very good. Of course now and then - just now and then - it gets a touch elaborate.
oh, yes. absolutely. german. unquestionably!	So then you like it? You really like it, Your Majesty?
and german?	Oh, yes. Absolutely. German. Unquestionably!
yes, indeed.	And German?
it is new, it is, isn't it, sire?	Yes, indeed.
what? on one hearing only?	I think so, Sire, yes.
keep it, sire, if you want to. it is already here in my head.	What? On one hearing only?
in a pasha's harem, majesty. a seraglio.	Ah-ha.
yes, where?	In a Pasha's Harem, Majesty. A Seraglio.
it's actually quite amusing, majesty. it's set - the  whole thing is set in a - in a -	Yes, where?
well, what is it about? tell us the story.	It's actually quite amusing, Majesty. It's set - the  whole thing is set in a - in a -
why so?	Because I've already found the most wonderful libretto!
majesty!	Did we vote in the end for German or Italian?
and now he has returned the compliment. herr salieri composed that march of welcome for you.	Really? Oh, grazie, Signore! Sono commosso! E un onore per mo eccezionale. Compositore brilliante e famossissimo!
the director of our opera. count orsini-rosenberg.	Oh sir, yes! The honour is mine. Absolutely.
oh, thank you.	The Director of our Opera. Count Orsini-Rosenberg.
your majesty!	No, no, please! It is not a holy relic.  You know we have met already? In this very room. Perhaps you won't remember it, you were only six years old.  He was giving the most brilliant little concert here. As he got off the stool, he slipped and fell. My sister Antoinette helped him up herself, and do you know what he did? Jumped straight into her arms and said, Will you marry me, yes or no?
he's here.	Ah-ha. Well. There it is. Good.
yes, what about him?	He's here.
your majesty, herr mozart -	Yes, what about him?
well, what do you have for me today?	Your Majesty, Herr Mozart -
yes, sir.	Well. There it is.
ah-ha. what do you say, chamberlain?	In my opinion, it is time we had a piece in our own language, sir. Plain German. For plain people.
i agree, majesty, but i'm afraid it's not possible. the young man is still in the pay of the archbishop.	Very small pay, I imagine. I'm sure he could be tempted with the right offer. Say, an opera in German for our National Theatre.
ah-ha. well then, we should make some effort to acquire him. we could use a good german composer in vienna, surely?	I agree, Majesty, but I'm afraid it's not possible. The young man is still in the pay of the Archbishop.
father -	Hush! I'm talking to His Majesty. Your Majesty, I wish to express only one thing - that you who are the Father of us all, could teach our children the gratitude they owe to fathers. It is not for nothing that the Fifth Commandment tells us: 'Honour your Father and Mother, that your days may be long upon the earth.'
no one calls you that.	She does. She says I sleep all day.
don't worry, i'm not staying here to be a burden.	No one calls you that.
papa!	Don't worry, I'm not staying here to be a burden.
never mind. you won't have to do anything for me ever again. i'm leaving!	Papa!
are you playing a trick on me?	I never saw this girl in my life.  Is this a kind of joke?
mine?	Are you playing a trick on me?
papa, is this your idea?	Mine?
i'm tired of this game. please play without me.	But my penalty. I've got to have a penalty.
yes, papa, name it. name it. i'll do anything you say!	I want you to come back with me to Salzburg, my son.
no, really!	This is just a game, Papa.
thank you. that'll be fine. don't spend any money on me.	Why not? Oh, come, Papa! What better way could I spend it than on you? My kissable, missable, suddenly visible Papa!
why didn't you mention it in your letters?	Didn't I? I thought I did. I'm sure I did.
isn't that marvelous? we're delighted.	Why didn't you mention it in your letters?
you don't have secrets from me.	It's too dangerous, Papa. But they're going to love it. Ah, there she is!
it's a secret.	You don't have secrets from me.
why not?	It's a secret.
oh, let's not talk about it.	Why not?
what's that?	Oh, let's not talk about it.
this one will.	What's that?
composition doesn't pay. you know that.	This one will.
i don't know. it's not important. i mean, i don't want pupils. they get in the way. i've got to have time for composition.	Composition doesn't pay. You know that.
how many?	I don't know. It's not important. I mean, I don't want pupils. They get in the way. I've got to have time for composition.
yes.	How many?
yes.	Yes.
pupils?	Yes.
how many pupils do you have?	Pupils?
who? who says that? now that's a malicious lie!	How many pupils do you have?
they say you're in debt.	Who? Who says that? Now that's a malicious lie!
what do you mean? it's wonderful. really, it's - it's marvelous! people love me here.	They say you're in debt.
that's not what i hear.	What do you mean? It's wonderful. Really, it's - it's marvelous! People love me here.
it couldn't be better.	That's not what I hear.
how is your financial situation?	It couldn't be better.
oh we could, if we wanted to, but stanzi won't hear of it. she wants to do everything herself.	How is your financial situation?
don't you have a maid?	Oh we could, if we wanted to, but Stanzi won't hear of it. She wants to do everything herself.
she's very tired, poor creature. you know me: i'm a real pig. it's not so easy cleaning up after me.	Don't you have a maid?
do you always live like this?	Oh, yes. Oh, I mean no - not exactly like this. I mean today - just today, Stanzi - I remember now. She had to go - yes! She had to help her mother. Yes, she's like that. Her mother's a very sweet woman, you'll see.
i don't know. stanzi? stanzi!	Do you always live like this?
is she not here?	I don't know. Stanzi? Stanzi!
feed? well, of course she feeds me. she stuffs me like a goose all day long. she's the best cook in the world. i mean, since mama. just wait, you'll see.	Is she not here?
am i not welcome?	Of course, welcome! Welcome ten thousand times. Papa! my Papa!
why are you here?	Am I not welcome?
i write to you with urgent news. i am coming to vienna. take no further steps toward marriage until we meet. you are too gullible to see your own danger. as you honour the father who has devoted his entire life to yours, do as i bid, and await my coming.	I will.
please don't ask me to go back again. i'm frightened! i'm very, very frightened.	Are you sure it's an opera?
opera? opera!	Please don't ask me to go back again. I'm frightened! I'm very, very frightened.
i suppose so. he sits there all he time, doing some silly opera.	Opera? Opera!
is he working?	I suppose so. He sits there all he time, doing some silly opera.
i'm frightened, sir. really! when he speaks, he doesn't make any sense. you know he said he saw - he said he saw his father. and his father's dead.	Is he working?
is he working?	I'm frightened, sir. Really! When he speaks, he doesn't make any sense. You know he said he saw - he said he saw his father. And his father's dead.
here, in his stomach. they bend him right over.	Is he working?
where?	Here, in his stomach. They bend him right over.
i don't know. he has pains.	Where?
what medicine?	I don't know. He has pains.
you don't know what it's like. herr mozart frightens me. he drinks all day, then takes all that medicine and it makes him worse.	What medicine?
why? what has happened?	You don't know what it's like. Herr Mozart frightens me. He drinks all day, then takes all that medicine and it makes him worse.
i'm leaving. i'm not working there anymore. i'm scared!	Why? What has happened?
now calm yourself. calm. what's the matter with you?	I'm leaving. I'm not working there anymore. I'm scared!
where does he work?	In there, sir.
i think i've found out about the money, sir.	Yes what?
oh, i wouldn't know that, sir.	Of course not. You're a good girl. You're very kind to do this. Next time you're sure they'll be out of the house, let me know, will you?
really? what is it he's writing?	Oh, I wouldn't know that, sir.
oh, yes, sir, all day long. he never leaves the house until evening. he just sits there, writing and writing. he doesn't even eat.	Really? What is it he's writing?
then how does he pay for all this? does he work at all?	Oh, yes, sir, all day long. He never leaves the house until evening. He just sits there, writing and writing. He doesn't even eat.
not that i've seen.	Then how does he pay for all this? Does he work at all?
do any pupils come to the house?	Not that I've seen.
oh, thank you, sir.	Do any pupils come to the house?
madame cavalieri is here for her lesson, sir.	Bene.
yes, thank you, sir.	Bene! Bene!
thank you. are you well today, fraulein lorl?	Yes, thank you, sir.
i will, sir.	Thank you. Are you well today, Fraulein Lorl?
ah-ha! siena macaroons - my favourites. give my best thanks to the baker.	I will, sir.
what have you got for me today? let me see.	Ah-ha! Siena macaroons - my favourites. Give my best thanks to the baker.
good morning, sir.	What have you got for me today? Let me see.
ah! here she comes. fraulein lorl, good morning.	Good morning, sir.
are you saying that someone is paying you to be our maid and doesn't want us to know who he is?	Yes. I can live in or out just as you wish.
what?	They'll be paid for by a great admirer or yours who wishes to remain anon - anonymous.
my name is lorl, sir. i'm a maidservant. i was asked to come here and offer my services to you.	What?
that's right.	My name is Lorl, sir. I'm a maidservant. I was asked to come here and offer my services to you.
are you herr mozart?	That's right.
yes?	Are you Herr Mozart?
well, we can.	So let me see it. Where is it?
look, i asked you if we could start rehearsal next week and you said yes.	Well, we can.
because there's nothing to see.	Look, I asked you if we could start rehearsal next week and you said yes.
why not?	Because there's nothing to see.
no.	Why not?
can i see it?	No.
yes.	Can I see it?
what? the vaudeville, what'd you think?	Yes.
what?	What? The vaudeville, what'd you think?
oh! i'm sorry! i'm sorry! what have you got for me? is it finished?	What?
put it down, i said! it's nothing for you.	Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! What have you got for me? Is it finished?
what is this?	Put it down, I said! It's nothing for you.
put it down!	What is this?
wolfi!	Put it down!
leave that alone!	Wolfi!
no, no, i love that. i'd want it to be in german. i haven't done anything in german since seraglio.	So there you are. What do you say?
of course! what else do you think they speak here?	No, no, I love that. I'd want it to be in German. I haven't done anything in German since Seraglio.
german!	Of course! What else do you think they speak here?
i'm serious. you write a proper part for me with a couple of catchy songs, i'll guarantee you'll have a triumph- de-luxe. mind you, it'll have to be in german.	German!
i tell you i picked up a snake in dresden last week - twelve foot long  - folds up to six inches, just like a paper fan. it's a miracle.	I'm serious. You write a proper part for me with a couple of catchy songs, I'll guarantee you'll have a triumph- de-luxe. Mind you, it'll have to be in German.
animals?	I tell you I picked up a snake in Dresden last week - twelve foot long  - folds up to six inches, just like a paper fan. It's a miracle.
'course you would. you belong here, my boy, not the snobby court. you could do anything you felt like here - the more fantastic the better! that's what people want, you know: fantasy. you do a big production, fill it with beautiful magic tricks and you'll be absolutely free to do anything you want. of course, you'd have to put a fire in it, because i've got the best fire machine in the city and a big flood - i can do you the finest water effects you ever saw in your life. oh, and a few trick animals. you'd have to use those.	Animals?
i'd like to try them someday. i'm not sure i'd be much good at it.	'Course you would. You belong here, my boy, not the snobby Court. You could do anything you felt like here - the more fantastic the better! That's what people want, you know: fantasy. You do a big production, fill it with beautiful magic tricks and you'll be absolutely free to do anything you want. Of course, you'd have to put a fire in it, because I've got the best fire machine in the city and a big flood - I can do you the finest water effects you ever saw in your life. Oh, and a few trick animals. You'd have to use those.
isn't he marvelous? he cost me a bundle, that horse, but he's worth it. i tell you, if you'd played don giovanni here it would have been a great success. i'm not joking. these people aren't fools. you could do something marvelous for them.	I'd like to try them someday. I'm not sure I'd be much good at it.
i liked the horse.	Isn't he marvelous? He cost me a bundle, that horse, but he's worth it. I tell you, if you'd played Don Giovanni here it would have been a great success. I'm not joking. These people aren't fools. You could do something marvelous for them.
yes, well, it's all good fun.	I liked the horse.
wonderful!  he liked the monkey, didn't you?	Yes, well, it's all good fun.
sublime! utterly sublime!	That kind of music should be punishable by death.
well?	Sublime! Utterly sublime!
what did he say? what did he say?	Papa, the rule is you can only give penalties that can be performed in the room.
stanzi-manzi-banzi-wanzi!	Sssh! Stay here.
sssh!	Stanzi-Manzi-Banzi-Wanzi!
please. i'll give it back, i promise. please, sir.	My answer is no, Mozart.
i'm sorry. no.	Please. I'll give it back, I promise. Please, sir.
no doubt, sir. but i am endowed with talent, and you with money. if i offer mine, you should offer yours.	I'm sorry. No.
well, this is hardly the way to go about it.	No doubt, sir. But I am endowed with talent, and you with money. If I offer mine, you should offer yours.
if a man cannot earn, he must borrow.	Well, this is hardly the way to go about it.
what for?	If a man cannot earn, he must borrow.
well. since it appears nobody is eager to hire my services, could you favour me with a little money instead?	What for?
what is this, mozart? what's the matter with you?	Well. Since it appears nobody is eager to hire my services, could you favour me with a little money instead?
really? perhaps your dear wife might care to profit from my instruction?	What is this, Mozart? What's the matter with you?
well, your pupil is married and living in mannheim, young man.	Really? Perhaps your dear wife might care to profit from my instruction?
is my pupil still anxious to learn the art of music?	Well, your pupil is married and living in Mannheim, young man.
herr mozart. what a surprise. what can i do for you?	Is my pupil still anxious to learn the art of music?
it's a miracle, herr mozart!	Well, I'm a good teacher. The next time you wish me to instruct another of your dogs, please let me know. Goodbye, Fraulein, goodbye, Madame! goodbye, Sir!
never mind, strudel. it's part of music, getting used to an audience. aren't i right, herr mozart?	Well, yes! on the whole. I suppose.  How long have you been playing, Fraulein?
good morning, fraulein schlumberg.	Strudel, this is Herr Mozart. Say good morning.
i'm afraid i am.	Of course, it's him. Who do you think it is?
madame.	This is Herr Mozart, my dear. The young man Herr Salieri recommended to teach our Gertrude. Where is she?
you won't be teaching this one either. she's my wife.	Madame.
and which one of them do you want me to teach?	What? Ha-ha! That's funny - I like it. Which one, eh? You're a funny fellow.  Hannah! Come this way.
quiet! quiet! quiet! down there, damn you.  welcome to you. pay no attention, they're impossible. stop it, you willful things! come this way. just ignore them. they're perfectly harmless, just willful. i treat them just like my own children.	And which one of them do you want me to teach?
what for?	I was foolish. I thought you did not care for my work - or me. Forgive me. Forgive me!
i am so ashamed.	What for?
i'm not leaving you.	I am so ashamed.
would you stay with me while i sleep a little?	I'm not leaving you.
i can keep going, i assure you. shall we try?	Would you stay with me while I sleep a little?
we'll stop for just a moment. then we'll do the lacrimosa.	I can keep going, I assure you. Shall we try?
oh no. i'm not tired at all.	We'll stop for just a moment. Then we'll do the Lacrimosa.
do you want to rest a bit?	Oh no. I'm not tired at all.
then let me hear it. all of it. the whole thing from the beginning - now!	Do you want to rest a bit?
yes.	Then let me hear it. All of it. The whole thing from the beginning - now!
do you have it?	Yes.
you go fast!	Do you have it?
and that's it. do you have it?	You go fast!
yes, and on 'dictis'.	Yes!
sopranos up to f on the second 'voca'?	Yes, and on 'dictis'.
c major. sopranos and altos in thirds. altos on c. sopranos above.  vo-ca, vo-ca me, vo-ca me cum be-ne- dic-tis.	Sopranos up to F on the second 'Voca'?
yes, yes - go on. the voca me. suddenly sotto voce. write that down: sotto voce, pianissimo. voca me cum benedictis. call me among the blessed.	C Major. Sopranos and altos in thirds. Altos on C. Sopranos above.  Vo-ca, vo-ca me, vo-ca me cum be-ne- dic-tis.
that's wonderful!	Yes, yes - go on. The Voca Me. Suddenly sotto voce. Write that down: sotto voce, pianissimo. Voca me cum benedictis. Call me among the blessed.
i think so.	Show me.
do you have me?	I think so.
and that's all?	Oh no. Now for the Fire.  Strings in unison - ostinato on all - like this.
exactly. the instruments to go with the voices. trumpets and timpani, tonic and dominant.	And that's all?
also identical?	Exactly. The instruments to go with the voices. Trumpets and timpani, tonic and dominant.
with the tenors.	Also identical?
first bassoon and tenor trombone - what?	With the tenors.
it couldn't be simpler.	First bassoon and tenor trombone - what?
please! just one moment.	It couldn't be simpler.
now the orchestra. second bassoon and bass trombone with the basses. identical notes and rhythm.  the first bassoon and tenor trombone -	Please! Just one moment.
fourth measure, second beat - f.  flam-mis a-cri-bus ad-dic-tis, flam- mis a-cri-bus ad-dic-tis.	Now the orchestra. Second bassoon and bass trombone with the basses. Identical notes and rhythm.  The first bassoon and tenor trombone -
yes.	Fourth measure, second beat - F.  Flam-mis a-cri-bus ad-dic-tis, flam- mis a-cri-bus ad-dic-tis.
good. now the tenors. fourth beat of the first measure - c.  con-fu-ta-tis.  second measure, fourth beat on d.  ma-le-dic-tis.  all right?	Yes.
sing it back.	Good. Now the tenors. Fourth beat of the first measure - C.  Con-fu-ta-tis.  Second measure, fourth beat on D.  Ma-le-dic-tis.  All right?
i think so.	Sing it back.
third measure, second beat starting on e.  flam-mis a-cri-bus ad-dic-tis.  and fourth measure, fourth beat - d.  ma-le-dic-tis, flam-mis a-cri-bus ad- dic-tis.  do you have that?	I think so.
yes.	Third measure, second beat starting on E.  Flam-mis a-cri-bus ad-dic-tis.  And fourth measure, fourth beat - D.  Ma-le-dic-tis, flam-mis a-cri-bus ad- dic-tis.  Do you have that?
start with the voices. basses first. second beat of the first measure - a.  con-fu-ta-tis.  second measure, second beat.  ma-le-dic-tis.  g-sharp, of course.	Yes.
common time.	Start with the voices. Basses first. Second beat of the first measure - A.  Con-fu-ta-tis.  Second measure, second beat.  Ma-le-dic-tis.  G-sharp, of course.
what time?	Common time.
the fire.	What time?
so now - a minor. suddenly.	The Fire.
yes.	So now - A minor. Suddenly.
we ended in f major?	Yes.
confutatis maledictis.	We ended in F Major?
come. let's begin.	Confutatis Maledictis.
strange!	Come. Let's begin.
oh, yes.	Strange!
a fire which never dies. burning one forever?	Oh, yes.
what?	A fire which never dies. Burning one forever?
do you believe in it?	What?
consigned to flames of woe.	Do you believe in it?
so now the confutatis. confutatis maledictis. when the wicked are confounded. flammis acribus addictis. how would you translate that?	Consigned to flames of woe.
the end of the recordare - statuens in parte dextra.	So now the Confutatis. Confutatis Maledictis. When the wicked are confounded. Flammis acribus addictis. How would you translate that?
where did i stop?	The end of the Recordare - Statuens in parte dextra.
then, let us try together. i'd regard it as such an honour. tell me, what is this work?	A Mass. A Mass for the Dead.
you know, it's all here in my head. it's just ready to be set down. but when i'm dizzy like this my eyes won't focus. i can't write.	Then, let us try together. I'd regard it as such an honour. Tell me, what is this work?
of course.	You know, it's all here in my head. It's just ready to be set down. But when I'm dizzy like this my eyes won't focus. I can't write.
but you'd have to swear not to tell a soul. i'm not allowed.	Of course.
my dear friend, it would be my greatest pleasure.	But you'd have to swear not to tell a soul. I'm not allowed.
would you? actually, you could.	My dear friend, it would be my greatest pleasure.
yes. can i - could i help you, in any way?	Would you? Actually, you could.
another? but that's too soon! tomorrow night? it's impossible! did he say a hundred?	Yes. Can I - could I help you, in any way?
finish what?	He knows. He knows!
wait! ask him if he'd give me some money now. tell him if he would, that would help me finish it.	Finish what?
the man. he's here.	What man?
who?	The man. He's here.
no! no, it's him!	Who?
shall i answer it?	No! No, it's him!
i'm too young to be so sick.	Shall I answer it?
what?	I'm too young to be so sick.
the doctor thinks i am. but -	What?
are you ill?	The doctor thinks I am. But -
i have bad fancies. i don't sleep well anymore. then i drink too much, and think stupid things.	Are you ill?
i do.	I have bad fancies. I don't sleep well anymore. Then I drink too much, and think stupid things.
do you mean that?	I do.
oh no. it is a sublime piece. the grandest operone. i tell you, you are the greatest composer known to me.	Do you mean that?
this is only a vaudeville.	Oh no. It is a sublime piece. The grandest operone. I tell you, you are the greatest composer known to me.
i would never miss anything that you had written. you must know that.	This is only a vaudeville.
i mean to come to my opera. you are the only colleague who did.	I would never miss anything that you had written. You must know that.
no, please.	I mean to come to my opera. You are the only colleague who did.
you're so good to me. truly. thank you.	No, please.
you mean she's not coming back?	You're so good to me. Truly. Thank you.
not here! she's not well, either. she went to the spa.	You mean she's not coming back?
where is your wife?	Not here! She's not well, either. She went to the Spa.
i'm taking you home. you're not well.	No, no. I have to get back. I have -
what happened? is it over?	I'm taking you home. You're not well.
are you neglecting my request?	No, no! I promise you, I'll give you a wonderful piece - the best I ever can!
i don't have it yet. it's not finished. i'm sorry, but i need more time.	Are you neglecting my request?
how long will you give me?	Work fast. And be sure to tell no one what you do. You will see me again soon.
i am only a messenger. do you accept? you will be paid well.	How much?
who are you?	I am only a messenger. Do you accept? You will be paid well.
a man who deserved a requiem mass and never got one.	Who are you?
what dead? who is dead?	A man who deserved a Requiem Mass and never got one.
a mass for the dead.	What dead? Who is dead?
what work?	A Mass for the dead.
i have come to commission work from you.	What work?
you flatter me.	Oh no! One hears such sounds and what can one say, but - Salieri!
i never knew that music like that was possible.	You flatter me.
yes?	I never knew that music like that was possible.
how could it not, excellency?	Yes?
did my work please you?	How could it not, Excellency?
how could i not?	Did my work please you?
mozart. it was good of you to come.	How could I not?
grazie, mio caro, wolfgang!	Grazie, a lei, Signor Antonio!
oh no, the honour would be all mine.	Grazie, mio caro, Wolfgang!
i wouldn't presume. all the same, if it wouldn't be imposing, i would like you to see my new piece. it would be a tremendous honour for me.	Oh no, the honour would be all mine.
i know, i know. perhaps you should give me some lessons in that.	I wouldn't presume. All the same, if it wouldn't be imposing, I would like you to see my new piece. It would be a tremendous honour for me.
i think you overestimate our dear viennese, my friend. do you know you didn't even give them a good bang at the end of songs so they knew when to clap?	I know, I know. Perhaps you should give me some lessons in that.
it's the best opera yet written. i know it! why didn't they come?	I think you overestimate our dear Viennese, my friend. Do you know you didn't even give them a good bang at the end of songs so they knew when to clap?
i think it's marvelous. truly.	It's the best opera yet written. I know it! Why didn't they come?
what did you think of it yourself? did you like it at all?	I think it's marvelous. Truly.
well, i can speak for the emperor. you made too many demands on the royal ear. the poor man can't concentrate for more than an hour and you gave him four.	What did you think of it yourself? Did you like it at all?
but what is it they don't like?	Well, I can speak for the Emperor. You made too many demands on the royal ear. The poor man can't concentrate for more than an hour and you gave him four.
i know; it's outrageous. still, if the public doesn't like one's work one has to accept the fact gracefully.	But what is it they don't like?
nine performances! nine! that's all it's had - and withdrawn.	I know; it's outrageous. Still, if the public doesn't like one's work one has to accept the fact gracefully.
with all my heart, mozart.	Thank you! Oh, thank you.
oh, excellency, would you?	With all my heart, Mozart.
but there are those who have power over him. i think i'll take this up with the emperor.	Oh, Excellency, would you?
it's not fair that a man like that has power over our work.	But there are those who have power over him. I think I'll take this up with the Emperor.
how fortunate.	It's not fair that a man like that has power over our work.
oh no! my wife took it out in time.	How fortunate.
you burned the score?	Oh no! My wife took it out in time.
oh, i could kill him! i mean really kill him. i actually threw the entire opera on the fire, he made me so angry!	You burned the score?
why bother with orsini-rosenberg? he's obviously no friend of yours.	Oh, I could kill him! I mean really kill him. I actually threw the entire opera on the fire, he made me so angry!
i don't know. they say i've got to re-write the opera, but it's perfect as it is. i can't rewrite what's perfect. can't you talk to him?	Why bother with Orsini-Rosenberg? He's obviously no friend of yours.
really? why?	I don't know. They say I've got to re-write the opera, but it's perfect as it is. I can't rewrite what's perfect. Can't you talk to him?
it's unbelievable! the director has actually ripped out a huge section of my music. pages of it.	Really? Why?
wolfgang, what is it? sta calmo, per favore. what's the matter?	It's unbelievable! The Director has actually ripped out a huge section of my music. Pages of it.
i can't say. really	I don't think you should become known in Vienna as a debtor, Mozart. However, I know a very distinguished gentleman I could recommend to you. And he has a daughter. Will that do?
what exactly are you working on?	I can't say. Really
two thousand, two hundred florins is all i need a hundred? fifty?	What exactly are you working on?
forgive me. we all have patriotic feelings of some kind.	Two thousand, two hundred florins is all I need A hundred? Fifty?
ah. italian?	Forgive me. We all have patriotic feelings of some kind.
cream cheese mixed with granulated sugar and suffused with rum. crema al mascarpone.	Ah. Italian?
actually, it's a big secret. oh, this is delicious! what is it?	Cream cheese mixed with granulated sugar and suffused with rum. Crema al Mascarpone.
come, come, mozart; i'm interested. truly.	Actually, it's a big secret. Oh, this is delicious! What is it?
i'd better not. it's a bit of a secret.	Come, come, Mozart; I'm interested. Truly.
ah, how exciting! tell me more.	I'd better not. It's a bit of a secret.
well, could you lend me some money till you have one? then i'll teach her for free. that's a promise. oh, i'm sorry. i'm being silly. papa's right - i should put a padlock on my mouth. seriously, is there any chance you could manage a loan? only for six months, eight at most. after that i'll be the richest man in vienna. i'll pay you back double. anything. name your terms. i'm not joking. i'm working on something that's going to explode like a bomb all over europe!	Ah, how exciting! Tell me more.
i'm afraid not.	Well, could you lend me some money till you have one? Then I'll teach her for free. That's a promise. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm being silly. Papa's right - I should put a padlock on my mouth. Seriously, is there any chance you could manage a loan? Only for six months, eight at most. After that I'll be the richest man in Vienna. I'll pay you back double. Anything. Name your terms. I'm not joking. I'm working on something that's going to explode like a bomb all over Europe!
do you have a daughter?	I'm afraid not.
of course not.	Do you have a daughter?
they're stupendously successful. you can't get a seat. the only problem is none will hire me. they all want to hear me play, but they won't let me teach their daughters. as if i was some kind of fiend. i'm not a fiend!	Of course not.
how is that possible? you give concerts, don't you? i hear they are quite successful.	They're stupendously successful. You can't get a seat. The only problem is none will hire me. They all want to hear me play, but they won't let me teach their daughters. As if I was some kind of fiend. I'm not a fiend!
how can anyone say that? we have no cook, no maid. we have no footman. nothing at all!	How is that possible? You give concerts, don't you? I hear they are quite successful.
it has been said, my friend, that you are inclined to live somewhat above your means.	How can anyone say that? We have no cook, no maid. We have no footman. Nothing at all!
no, but i'm broke. i'm always broke. i don't know why.	It has been said, my friend, that you are inclined to live somewhat above your means.
you don't mean to tell me you are living in poverty?	No, but I'm broke. I'm always broke. I don't know why.
look, i must have pupils. without pupils i can't manage.	You don't mean to tell me you are living in poverty?
an implausible idea. between you and me, no one in the world could do musical harm to the princess elizabeth.	Look, I must have pupils. Without pupils I can't manage.
but i can't lose this post, i simply can't! excellency, please. let's go to the palace, and you can explain to the emperor that herr sommer is an awful choice. he could actually do musical harm to the princess!	An implausible idea. Between you and me, no one in the world could do musical harm to the Princess Elizabeth.
no, no, no: he has yet to achieve mediocrity.	But I can't lose this post, I simply can't! Excellency, please. Let's go to the palace, and you can explain to the Emperor that Herr Sommer is an awful choice. He could actually do musical harm to the Princess!
sommer? herr sommer? but the man's a fool! he's a total mediocrity.	No, no, no: he has yet to achieve mediocrity.
herr sommer.	Sommer? Herr Sommer? But the man's a fool! He's a total mediocrity.
whom did they choose?	Herr Sommer.
my dear mozart, there is no one in the world i would rather help, but now it is too late.	Whom did they choose?
filled? that's impossible! they haven't even seen my work. i need this post. please, can't you help me? please!	My dear Mozart, there is no one in the world I would rather help, but now it is too late.
i have just come from the palace. the post has been filled.	Filled? That's impossible! They haven't even seen my work. I need this post. Please, can't you help me? Please!
why? here is the music. it's here. i am submitting it humbly. isn't that what you wanted?	I have just come from the palace. The post has been filled.
why didn't you come to me yesterday, mozart? this is a most painful situation. yesterday i could have helped you. today, i can't.	Why? Here is the music. It's here. I am submitting it humbly. Isn't that what you wanted?
so you see, this post is very important to me right now.	Why didn't you come to me yesterday, Mozart? This is a most painful situation. Yesterday I could have helped you. Today, I can't.
i'm flattered. and congratulations to you, of course.	So you see, this post is very important to me right now.
she is well. she is - well, actually, i'm about to become a father! she only told me last night. you are the first to know.	I'm flattered. And congratulations to you, of course.
so you are. how is your pretty wife?	She is well. She is - well, actually, I'm about to become a father! She only told me last night. You are the first to know.
your excellency, you requested some specimens of my work. here they are. i don't have to tell you how much i need your help. i truly appreciate your looking at these. i have pressures on me - financial pressures. as you know, i'm a married man now.	So you are. How is your pretty wife?
herr mozart, what brings you here?	Your Excellency, you requested some specimens of my work. Here they are. I don't have to tell you how much I need your help. I truly appreciate your looking at these. I have pressures on me - financial pressures. As you know, I'm a married man now.
how could i not?	It really is the best music one can hear in Vienna today. Don't you agree?
did you like it, then?	How could I not?
dear mozart, my sincere congratulations.	Did you like it, then?
yes! yes! er, on  the whole, yes, majesty.	But this is absurd!
love, sire!	Ah, love! Well of course in Italy we know nothing about that.
ah!	A funny little tune, but it yielded some good things.
mio caro adone.	Ah!
really?	Mio caro Adone.
i know your work well, signore. do you know i actually composed some variations on a melody of yours?	Really?
can we see the scene with the music back, please?	Oh yes, certainly. Certainly, Herr Director!
what are you doing, herr director?	Taking out what you should never have put in.
but surely the emperor didn't mean to prohibit dancing when it's part of the story.	It is dangerous for you to interpret His Majesty's edicts. Give me your score, please.
exactly. a dance.	But surely the Emperor didn't mean to prohibit dancing when it's part of the story.
yes, but this is not a ballet. this is a dance at figaro's wedding.	Exactly. A dance.
did you not know that his majesty has expressly forbidden ballet in his operas?	Yes, but this is not a ballet. This is a dance at Figaro's wedding.
mozart! herr mozart, may i have a word with you please. right away.	Certainly, Herr Director.
that will do, herr mozart!	Just let me tell you how it begins.
what you think, mozart, is scarcely the point. it is what his majesty thinks that counts.	But, Your Majesty -
then why especially does it have to be in german?	Well not especially. It can be in Turkish, if you really want. I don't care.
exactly.	Then why especially does it have to be in German?
you mean in turkey?	Exactly.
i - i don't think you have, herr director. not yet. i mean, it's quite n - of course, i'll show it to you immediately.	I think you'd better.
oh? have i seen it?	I - I don't think you have, Herr Director. Not yet. I mean, it's quite n - Of course, I'll show it to you immediately.
herr mozart -	May I just do that, Majesty? Show you how it begins? Just that?
look, young man, the issue is simple. if you want this post, you must submit your stuff in the same way as all your colleagues.	Must I? Well, I won't! I tell you straight: I will not!
show them one interesting modulation and they faint. ohime! morbidezza! morbidezza! italians are musical idiots and you want them to judge my music!	Look, young man, the issue is simple. If you want this post, you must submit your stuff in the same way as all your colleagues.
mozart -	Show them one interesting modulation and they faint. Ohime! Morbidezza! Morbidezza! Italians are musical idiots and you want them to judge my music!
they hate my music. it terrifies them. the only sound italians understand is banality. tonic and dominant, tonic and dominant, from here to resurrection!  ba-ba! ba-ba! ba-ba! ba-ba! anything else is morbid.	Mozart -
mozart -	They hate my music. It terrifies them. The only sound Italians understand is banality. Tonic and dominant, tonic and dominant, from here to Resurrection!  Ba-ba! Ba-ba! Ba-ba! Ba-ba! Anything else is morbid.
naturally, the italians! of course! always the italians!	Mozart -
kapellmeister bonno, count orsini- rosenberg and court composer salieri.	Naturally, the Italians! Of course! Always the Italians!
who is on this committee?	Kapellmeister Bonno, Count Orsini- Rosenberg and Court Composer Salieri.
a little modesty would suit you better.	Who is on this committee?
no, but i'm the best.	A little modesty would suit you better.
mozart, you are not the only composer in vienna.	No, but I'm the best.
then why doesn't he simply appoint me to the post?	Mozart, you are not the only composer in Vienna.
on the contrary.	Then why doesn't he simply appoint me to the post?
is the emperor angry with me?	On the contrary.
because his majesty wishes it.	Is the Emperor angry with me?
why do i have to submit samples of my work to some stupid committee? just to teach a sixteen-year-old girl.	Because His Majesty wishes it.
what is what?	Why do I have to submit samples of my work to some stupid committee? Just to teach a sixteen-year-old girl.
what is this, herr chamberlain?	What is what?
elevated? what does that mean? elevated! the only thing a man should elevate is - oh, excuse me. i'm sorry. i'm stupid. but i am fed up to the teeth with elevated things! old dead legends! how can we go on forever writing about gods and legends?	Because they do. They go on forever - at least what they represent. The eternal in us, not the ephemeral. Opera is here to ennoble us. You and me, just as much as His Majesty.
mozart, music is not the issue here. no one doubts your talent. it is your judgment of literature that's in question. even with the politics taken out, this thing would still remain a vulgar farce. why waste your spirit on such rubbish?  surely you can choose more elevated themes?	Elevated? What does that mean? Elevated! The only thing a man should elevate is - oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm stupid. But I am fed up to the teeth with elevated things! Old dead legends! How can we go on forever writing about gods and legends?
sire, only opera can do this. in a play, if more than one person speaks at the same time, it's just noise. no one can understand a word. but with music, with music you can have twenty individuals all talking at once, and it's not noise - it's a perfect harmony. isn't that marvelous?	Mozart, music is not the issue here. No one doubts your talent. It is your judgment of literature that's in question. Even with the politics taken out, this thing would still remain a vulgar farce. Why waste your spirit on such rubbish?  Surely you can choose more elevated themes?
mozart -	Sire, only opera can do this. In a play, if more than one person speaks at the same time, it's just noise. No one can understand a word. But with music, with music you can have twenty individuals all talking at once, and it's not noise - it's a perfect harmony. Isn't that marvelous?
well done, mozart. really quite fine.	Baron!
my dear fellow, the language is not finally the point. do you really think that subject is quite appropriate for a national theatre?	Why not? It's charming. I mean, I don't actually show concubines exposing their! their! It's not indecent!  It's highly moral, Majesty. It's full of proper German virtues. I swear it. Absolutely!
i don't think it was really decided, director.	Oh, German! German! Please let it be German.
oh my son, my poor son!	Don't pity me. Pity yourself. You serve a wicked God. He killed Mozart, not I. Took him, snatched him away, without pity. He destroyed His beloved rather than let a mediocrity like me get the smallest share in his glory. He doesn't care. Understand that. God cares nothing for the man He denies and nothing either for the man He uses. He broke Mozart in half when He'd finished with him, and threw him away. Like an old, worn out flute.
no, father. from now on no one will be able to speak of mozart without thinking of me. whenever they say mozart with love, they'll have to say salieri with loathing. and that's my immortality - at last! our names will  be tied together for eternity - his in fame and mine in infamy. at least it's better than the total oblivion he'd planned for me, your merciful god!	Oh my son, my poor son!
my son, why should you want all vienna to believe you a murderer? is that your penance? is it?	No, Father. From now on no one will be able to speak of Mozart without thinking of me. Whenever they say Mozart with love, they'll have to say Salieri with loathing. And that's my immortality - at last! Our names will  be tied together for eternity - his in fame and mine in infamy. At least it's better than the total oblivion he'd planned for me, your merciful God!
what difference does that make?	My son, why should you want all Vienna to believe you a murderer? Is that your penance? Is it?
but not his body.	What difference does that make?
i poisoned his life.	But not his body.
no, you didn't!	I poisoned his life.
i did.	No, you didn't!
why? why? why? why add to your misery by confessing to murder? you didn't kill him.	I did.
yes.	The only thing that worried me was the actual killing. How does one do that? How does one kill a man? It's one thing to dream about it. It's very different when you have to do it, with your own hands.
his funeral - imagine it! the cathedral, all vienna sitting there. his coffin, mozart's little coffin in the middle. and suddenly in that silence, music. a divine music bursts out over them all, a great mass of death: requiem mass for wolfgang mozart, composed by his devoted friend antonio salieri. what sublimity! what depth! what passion in the music! salieri has been touched by god at last. and god, forced to listen. powerless - powerless to stop it. i at the end, for once, laughing at him. do you understand? do you?	Yes.
what?	His funeral - imagine it! The Cathedral, all Vienna sitting there. His coffin, Mozart's little coffin in the middle. And suddenly in that silence, music. A divine music bursts out over them all, a great Mass of Death: Requiem Mass for Wolfgang Mozart, composed by his devoted friend Antonio Salieri. What sublimity! What depth! What passion in the music! Salieri has been touched by God at last. And God, forced to listen. Powerless - powerless to stop it. I at the end, for once, laughing at Him. Do you understand? Do you?
i do not claim to unravel the mysteries. i treasure them. as you should.	Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Always the same stale answers!  There is no God of Mercy, Father. Just a God of torture.
oh? i thought you did so every day. so speak now. answer me!	I do not claim to unravel the mysteries. I treasure them. As you should.
my son, no one can speak for god.	Oh? I thought you did so every day. So speak now. Answer me!
all i ever wanted was to sing to him. that's his doing, isn't it? he gave me that longing - then made me mute. why? tell me that. if he didn't want me to serve him with music, why implant the desire, like a lust in my body, then deny me the talent? go on, tell me! speak for him!	My son, no one can speak for God.
god's ways are not yours. and you are not here to question him. offer him the salt of penitence. he will give you back the bread of eternal life. he is all merciful. that is all you need to know.	All I ever wanted was to sing to Him. That's His doing, isn't it? He gave me that longing - then made me mute. Why? Tell me that. If He didn't want me to serve Him with music, why implant the desire, like a lust in my body, then deny me the talent? Go on, tell me! Speak for Him!
no? was mozart a good man?	God's ways are not yours. And you are not here to question Him. Offer him the salt of penitence. He will give you back the bread of eternal life. He is all merciful. That is all you need to know.
you cannot say that!	No? Was Mozart a good man?
yes, father. yes! so much for my vow of chastity. what did it matter? good, patient, hard-working, chaste - what did it matter? had goodness made me a good composer? i realized it absolutely then - that moment: goodness is nothing in the furnace of art. and i was nothing to god.	You cannot say that!
did you try?	Every day. Sometimes for hours I would pray!
it was incomprehensible. what was god up to? here i was denying all my natural lust in order to deserve god's gift and there was mozart indulging his in all directions - even though engaged to be married! - and no rebuke at all! was it possible i was being tested? was god expecting me to offer forgiveness in the face of every offense, no matter how painful? that was very possible. all the same, why him? why use mozart to teach me lessons in humility? my heart was filling up with such hatred for that little man. for the first time in my life i began to know really violent thoughts. i couldn't stop them.	Did you try?
do you hear me?	He was murdered, Father! Mozart! Cruelly murdered.
do you believe it?	Should I?
is it true?	Do you believe it?
and do they believe it?	Is it true?
all vienna has heard that.	And do they believe it?
ah - you've heard that?	All Vienna has heard that.
of course. the man you accuse yourself of killing.	Ah - you've heard that?
i didn't. that was mozart. wolfgang amadeus mozart. you know who that is?	Of course. The man you accuse yourself of killing.
oh, i know that! that's charming!  i didn't know you wrote that.	I didn't. That was Mozart. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. You know who that is?
can you recall no melody of mine? i was the most famous composer in europe when you were still a boy. i wrote forty operas alone. what about this little thing?	Oh, I know that! That's charming!  I didn't know you wrote that.
i regret it is not too familiar.	Can you recall no melody of mine? I was the most famous composer in Europe when you were still a boy. I wrote forty operas alone. What about this little thing?
well?	I regret it is not too familiar.
i can't say i do. what is it?	I'm surprised you don't know. It was a very popular tune in its day. I wrote it. How about this?
then you must know this.	I can't say I do. What is it?
here in vienna.	Then you must know this.
where?	Here in Vienna.
i know a little. i studied it in my youth.	Where?
how well are you trained in music?	I know a little. I studied it in my youth.
my son, there is something dreadful on your soul. unburden it to me. i'm here only for you. please talk to me.	How well are you trained in music?
i do not seek forgiveness.	My son, there is something dreadful on your soul. Unburden it to me. I'm here only for you. Please talk to me.
offer me your confession. i can offer you god's forgiveness.	I do not seek forgiveness.
are they?	Offer me your confession. I can offer you God's forgiveness.
that makes no difference. all men are equal in god's eyes.	Are they?
do you know who i am? you never heard of me, did you?	That makes no difference. All men are equal in God's eyes.
i cannot leave alone a soul in pain.	Do you know who I am? You never heard of me, did you?
leave me alone.	I cannot leave alone a soul in pain.
do you understand that you have sinned? gravely.	Leave me alone.
what do you want?	Do you understand that you have sinned? Gravely.
in the sight of god that is a sin.	What do you want?
so?	In the sight of God that is a sin.
you tried to take your life. you do remember that, don't you?	So?
about what?	You tried to take your life. You do remember that, don't you?
i am father vogler. i am a chaplain here. i thought you might like to talk to someone.	About what?
what do you want?	I am Father Vogler. I am a Chaplain here. I thought you might like to talk to someone.
yes, absolutely. is there a ballet in figaro?	Yes, in the third act.
excuse me - didn't his majesty specifically forbid ballet in his opera?	Yes, absolutely. Is there a ballet in Figaro?
ballet? what ballet?	Excuse me - didn't His Majesty specifically forbid ballet in his opera?
about the ballet.	Ballet? What ballet?
what anger?	About the ballet.
incredible.	The Emperor has given him permission.
well, mozart is already rehearsing.	Incredible.
where?	Never mind.
i've seen the manuscript.	Where?
are you absolutely sure?	I've seen the manuscript.
yes.	You must be mad.
he's setting that play to music?	Yes.
exactly.	He's setting that play to music?
you mean that play?	Exactly.
mozart is writing a new opera. an italian opera.	Italian?
yes?	Mozart is writing a new opera. An Italian opera.
i've just learned something that might be of interest to you, herr director.	Yes?
well, the play makes a hero out of a valet. he outwits his noble master and exposes him as a lecher. do you see the implications? this would be, in a grander situation, as if a chamberlain were to expose an emperor.	Ah.
oh yes, yes. and that was?	Well, the play makes a hero out of a valet. He outwits his noble master and exposes him as a lecher. Do you see the implications? This would be, in a grander situation, as if a Chamberlain were to expose an Emperor.
for the same reason, herr chamberlain, that it was banned in france.	Oh yes, yes. And that was?
i know we banned this play, but frankly i can't remember why. can you refresh my memory, herr director?	For the same reason, Herr Chamberlain, that it was banned in France.
well, actually, sire, if you remember, we did finally incline to italian.	Did we?
bravo, your majesty!	Well done, Sire!
well, i don't know! i mean you're a delicious, delightful, delectable little bird, but don't you think you might be just a little tough?	Oh, I'm tender enough for you, my boy. I'm tender enough for you.
of course now. right away, before i get any older.	Well, I don't know! I mean you're a delicious, delightful, delectable little bird, but don't you think you might be just a little tough?
what do you mean - now?	Of course now. Right away, before I get any older.
well, promise then.	What do you mean - now?
i can't wait.	Well, promise then.
now you've got to promise me faithfully you'll remain true to me forever. then you'll see how tenderly your little birdie will love you.	I can't wait.
oh. well, thank you! how wonderful. some people get all the luck.	Now you've got to promise me faithfully you'll remain true to me forever. Then you'll see how tenderly your little birdie will love you.
i've taken pity on you, my angel. i heard your wish.	Oh. Well, thank you! How wonderful. Some people get all the luck.
what? who the devil are you?	I've taken pity on you, my angel. I heard your wish.
here i am, my angel.	What? Who the devil are you?
how sad. it's tragic, isn't it? such a talent.	Indeed. Just a moment - as a matter of fact I think I do know someone who could commission a work from him. A very appropriate person to do so. Yes.
no, baron, no. i'm afraid mozart is a lost cause. he has managed to alienate practically the whole of vienna. he is constantly drunk. he never pays his debts. i can't think of one person to whom i dare recommend him.	How sad. It's tragic, isn't it? Such a talent.
can't you think of anyone who might commission some work from him? i've done my best. i got him to arrange some bach for my sunday concerts. he got a fee - what i could afford. can't you think of anyone who might do something for him?	No, Baron, no. I'm afraid Mozart is a lost cause. He has managed to alienate practically the whole of Vienna. He is constantly drunk. He never pays his debts. I can't think of one person to whom I dare recommend him.
i agree, baron.	Can't you think of anyone who might commission some work from him? I've done my best. I got him to arrange some Bach for my Sunday concerts. He got a fee - what I could afford. Can't you think of anyone who might do something for him?
this is embarrassing, you know. you introduced mozart to some of my friends and he's begging from practically all of them. it has to stop.	I agree, Baron.
he didn't say, sir. i told him i didn't know when you would be back, but he insisted on waiting.	Come with me. And stay in the room.
what does he want?	He didn't say, sir. I told him I didn't know when you would be back, but he insisted on waiting.
that lady is back, sir.	Show her in. Then go to bed.
she didn't say. but she says it's urgent.	Excuse me, my dear.
who is she?	She didn't say. But she says it's urgent.
excuse me, sir, there is a lady who insists on talking to you.	Who is she?
oh, by the way, give him this. this is his share. that should cheer him up, eh?	Yes, indeed. Goodnight to you all now. It was perfection - truly!
i'll call tomorrow.	Yes.  And congratulations to all of you. It was superb.
bene.	I'll call tomorrow.
and say everything went wonderfully. a triumph-de-luxe - say that! tell him the audience shouted his name a hundred times.	Bene.
of course.	And say everything went wonderfully. A triumph-de-luxe - say that! Tell him the audience shouted his name a hundred times.
well, tell him we were here, won't you?	Of course.
oh, yes. he's just exhausted. he became dizzy, that's all. we should let him rest.	Well, tell him we were here, won't you?
but he's all right?	Oh, yes. He's just exhausted. He became dizzy, that's all. We should let him rest.
well, he's sleeping now. better not.	But he's all right?
can we come in?	Well, he's sleeping now. Better not.
yes, i am looking after him.	Can we come in?
herr salieri.	Yes, I am looking after him.
i'm an orderly, not a bleeding psychiatrist! i push things about, but i've little say what happens to them.	Thank you.
you know, did he seem depressed? do you think he'll eat the food?	I'm an orderly, not a bleeding psychiatrist! I push things about, but I've little say what happens to them.
what do you mean, 'how did he look'?	You know, did he seem depressed? Do you think he'll eat the food?
how did he look?	What do you mean, 'how did he look'?
the american? yes, duck.	How did he look?
has the patient in twenty-one gotten his tray yet?	The American? Yes, duck.
david?	I doubt it. But it's something to do.
nurse hobbs said there's a disturbance in leicester square involving some sort of mad dog.	David?
what shall we do?	Tea would be nice.
no, a cab will be faster.	I expect you shortly.
shall i send a car?	No, a cab will be faster.
he's fine. we'll come right over.	Shall I send a car?
you're certain he's lucid? you won't need any help?	He's fine. We'll come right over.
yes, doctor.	You're certain he's lucid? You won't need any help?
right. now listen carefully. i want you to bring david here. i want him in my care. i'll notify the police that we've found him. it is imperative that you bring him straight to the hospital. do you understand?	Yes, Doctor.
yes, i should think so.	Right. Now listen carefully. I want you to bring David here. I want him in my care. I'll notify the police that we've found him. It is imperative that you bring him straight to the hospital. Do you understand?
could you get here without any trouble?	Yes, I should think so.
no, not really.	Could you get here without any trouble?
is david acting strangely?	No, not really.
no, why?	Is David acting strangely?
have you read the papers today? have you listened to the radio or television?	No, why?
yes, he is. he's very excited and confused, but he's not crazy, if that's what you mean.	Have you read the papers today? Have you listened to the radio or television?
the zoo? is he rational?	Yes, he is. He's very excited and confused, but he's not crazy, if that's what you mean.
he doesn't remember. he woke up at the zoo.	The zoo? Is he rational?
is he all right? why didn't you call me? where was he?	He doesn't remember. He woke up at the zoo.
he's here.	Is he all right? Why didn't you call me? Where was he?
what shall we do?	Let's call the police and see if they can help us find our wandering boy.
oh, i don't mean running about on all fours and howling at the moon. but in such a deranged state he could harm himself, or perhaps others.	What shall we do?
dr. hirsch?	Oh, I don't mean running about on all fours and howling at the moon. But in such a deranged state he could harm himself, or perhaps others.
david has suffered a severe trauma. i myself witnessed some form of mass neurosis in east proctor. if all the villagers believe that jack goodman was killed by a werewolf, why shouldn't david? and then it follows that if he survived an attack by a werewolf, wouldn't he himself become a werewolf the next full moon?	Dr. Hirsch?
surely you're not suggesting...	David has suffered a severe trauma. I myself witnessed some form of mass neurosis in East Proctor. If all the villagers believe that Jack Goodman was killed by a werewolf, why shouldn't David? And then it follows that if he survived an attack by a werewolf, wouldn't he himself become a werewolf the next full moon?
no. he knows no one in london, besides me. i shouldn't have left him alone.	Surely you're not suggesting...
you've absolutely no idea where david might be?	No. He knows no one in London, besides me. I shouldn't have left him alone.
i think the village of east proctor is hiding some dark and terrible secret. i'm convinced that, like david, they believe in this werewolf.	You've absolutely no idea where David might be?
and what else?	I think the village of East Proctor is hiding some dark and terrible secret. I'm convinced that, like David, they believe in this werewolf.
they were lying. there were no witnesses, no escaped lunatic. the whole community is hiding the truth of what actually happened up there.	And what else?
yes.	They were lying. There were no witnesses, no escaped lunatic. The whole community is hiding the truth of what actually happened up there.
i tried to investigate the attack. there are no records. the case was closed and now they've 'misplaced' the file. david's lacerations were cleaned and dressed when he arrived here and yet supposedly no doctor examined him before i did. the goodman boy is already in the ground so he's no good to us. so i went to the pub in east proctor where i was convinced of two things.	Yes.
dr. hirsch, what's wrong? is this more serious than i know?	I tried to investigate the attack. There are no records. The case was closed and now they've 'misplaced' the file. David's lacerations were cleaned and dressed when he arrived here and yet supposedly no doctor examined him before I did. The Goodman boy is already in the ground so he's no good to us. So I went to the pub in East Proctor where I was convinced of two things.
warn him?	Dr. Hirsch, what's wrong? Is this more serious than I know?
david says jack comes to warn him.	Warn him?
what did he say?	David says Jack comes to warn him.
yes.	What did he say?
has his friend appeared to him again?	Yes.
well, yes, but he seems to be more upset by the death of his friend.	Has his friend appeared to him again?
alex, has david persisted in his werewolf fantasies?	Well, yes, but he seems to be more upset by the death of his friend.
he's not?	Alex, has David persisted in his werewolf fantasies?
it's a full moon. where is he?	At my flat. I'm off at midnight and...
yes, sir.	It's a full moon. Where is he?
oh dear girl, your extracurricular activities are of no consequence to me. i don't give a damn who you sleep with. i'm concerned about david.	Yes, sir.
it's all right, susan. yes, doctor, i have.	Come to my office, Miss Price.
did he say a wolf?	Yes, I believe he did.
the police report said an escaped lunatic attacked them. he must have been a very powerful man. although i really don't see that it is any of your concern, miss price.	No, sir. Of course, sir. Good day, Doctor.
what happened to them?	The police report said an escaped lunatic attacked them. He must have been a very powerful man. Although I really don't see that it is any of your concern, Miss Price.
that would be jack goodman, the boy who was killed.	What happened to them?
he said 'jack'.	That would be Jack Goodman, the boy who was killed.
what exactly did he call out?	He said 'Jack'.
yes, doctor?	What exactly did he call out?
oh, miss price?	Yes, Doctor?
yes, doctor.	Oh, Miss Price?
go about your duties.	Yes, Doctor.
dr. hirsch?	Go about your duties.
can i be of service, miss price?	Dr. Hirsch?
dr. hirsch, mr. kessler cried out a minute ago.	Miss Gallagher, surely you must perform some function here at the hospital.
david, don't lose control.	Control!?! What control!?! Get away from me!
leave me alone, dammit! you people are crazy! i've got to get away from here! i've got to do something!	David, don't lose control.
david, let's go now.	Leave me alone, dammit! You people are crazy! I've got to get away from here! I've got to do something!
hopeless. it's hopeless.	David, let's go now.
sir, he's very upset. his friend was killed and...	Will you shut up!?!!
we had an argument. he's being silly.	I swear, I don't know this girl.
what?	We had an argument. He's being silly.
he's playing a stupid joke, sir.	What?
david, please be rational. let's go to dr. hirsch.	Rational!?! I'm a fucking werewolf, for Christ's sake!
jack is dead. look, six people have been killed. i'm going to the police.	David, please be rational. Let's go to Dr. Hirsch.
jack is dead!	Jack is dead. Look, six people have been killed. I'm going to the police.
i am going to the cops. there's a full moon tonight. jack was right. i...	Jack is dead!
david, stop!	I am going to the cops. There's a full moon tonight. Jack was right. I...
six people mutilated? it had to be me, alex.	David, stop!
david, what are you doing?	Six people mutilated? It had to be me, Alex.
but...	Pull over.
dr. hirsch will know what to do.	I don't know why I feel so good. I haven't felt this good in a long time.
i should be committed.	Dr. Hirsch will know what to do.
the next corner we can get a cab.	I should be committed.
don't you remember?	I said goodbye to you. I was locked out of the flat. I climbed the wall and came in through the bathroom window. I started to read and then I was naked at the zoo!  I guess I am out of my fucking mind.
waking up at the zoo, that's not so insane. having no clothes on? that's insane. what did i do last night, alex?	Don't you remember?
the zoo?	Waking up at the zoo, that's not so insane. Having no clothes on? That's insane. What did I do last night, Alex?
alex, i've lost my mind. i woke up at the zoo! but you know what? i feel terrific!	The zoo?
i'm freezing.	Alex, I've lost my mind. I woke up at the zoo! But you know what? I feel terrific!
david! where on earth have you been!?!	I'm freezing.
i'm off. there's food in the fridge.	See you later.
a doper werewolf.	I'm off. There's food in the fridge.
i've left those pills for you.	A doper werewolf.
okay.	I've left those pills for you.
listen, if you get too anxious, call me at the hospital, okay?	Okay.
yeah, i do, but go to work.	Listen, if you get too anxious, call me at the hospital, okay?
david, do you want me to stay here tonight?	Yeah, I do, but go to work.
werewolves simply do not exist.	David, do you want me to stay here tonight?
it's silly of you to be apprehensive.	Werewolves simply do not exist.
tell me that it's silly of me to be apprehensive.	It's silly of you to be apprehensive.
anything.	Tell me that it's silly of me to be apprehensive.
do me an enormous favor?	Anything.
let me go now, you'll make me late.	Do me an enormous favor?
tomorrow is the full moon.	That's good, Alex.  Reassure me.
i wasn't hallucinating.	Tomorrow is the full moon.
but, david.	I wasn't hallucinating.
i was awake and he was in my room.	But, David.
david, you don't honestly believe that in reality your friend jack rose from the grave to breakfast with you? do you really?	I was awake and he was in my room.
good.	David, you don't honestly believe that in reality your friend Jack rose from the grave to breakfast with you? Do you really?
of course.	Good.
will you be here in about fifteen minutes?	Of course.
yes?	Will you be here in about fifteen minutes?
alex?	Yes?
it's nice to see you.	Alex?
it's nice to see you.	It's nice to see you.
david, perhaps you'd like to watch the telly while i take a shower.	It's nice to see you.
there is only one bed.	David, perhaps you'd like to watch the telly while I take a shower.
the bedroom.	There is only one bed.
lovely.	The bedroom.
bathroom.	Lovely.
charming.	Bathroom.
closet.	Charming.
very nice.	Closet.
the kitchen.	Very nice.
i would think so.	Yeah, I would think so, too.
i was dreaming again?	I would think so.
what do i think? you mean about the possibility of your becoming a monster in two days or about visits from dead friends?	I was dreaming again?
yeah. he says that i will become a monster in two days. what do you think?	What do I think? You mean about the possibility of your becoming a monster in two days or about visits from dead friends?
your dead friend jack?	Yeah. He says that I will become a monster in two days. What do you think?
my friend jack was just here.	Your dead friend Jack?
you're to be discharged tomorrow. will you be all right?	My friend Jack was just here.
i'll let you know the next full moon.	You're to be discharged tomorrow. Will you be all right?
are you better now?	I'll let you know the next full moon.
a werewolf?	Are you better now?
i'm a werewolf.	A werewolf?
now i'm embarrassed.	Good. I thought for a moment I was the only embarrassed one in the room.
all i am to you is a sex fantasy then?	Now I'm embarrassed.
forgive me, i'm trying to cheer myself up and an affair with a beautiful nurse seemed like just the thing to do it.	All I am to you is a sex fantasy then?
you're being awfully forward, aren't you?	Forgive me, I'm trying to cheer myself up and an affair with a beautiful nurse seemed like just the thing to do it.
not just a patient -- me.	You're being awfully forward, aren't you?
how did we get from your bad dreams to my taking a holiday with a patient?	Not just a patient -- me.
will you think about it?	How did we get from your bad dreams to my taking a holiday with a patient?
now, david, i said i would keep you company, but i meant right here and now.	Will you think about it?
i'm serious. you don't know me and i know nothing about you. we have a perfect relationship.	Now, David, I said I would keep you company, but I meant right here and now.
what?	I'm serious. You don't know me and I know nothing about you. We have a perfect relationship.
will you come with me?	What?
david, your dreams will stop. you'll leave england and your bad memories; and then this will all fade away.	Will you come with me?
i keep having these really terrible dreams. they are getting worse and i can't seem to stop them.	David, your dreams will stop. You'll leave England and your bad memories; and then this will all fade away.
that's easy enough.	I keep having these really terrible dreams. They are getting worse and I can't seem to stop them.
no, thank you. just keep me company for a while.	That's easy enough.
don't be silly. can i get you something?	No, thank you. Just keep me company for a while.
i'm sorry i woke you up.	Don't be silly. Can I get you something?
hello. you all right?	I'm sorry I woke you up.
yes, go on.	Ahem, A Word of Explanation. It was in Warwick Castle that I came across the curious stranger whom I am going to talk about. He attracted me by three things: his candid simplicity, his marvelous familiarity with ancient armor, and the restfulness of his company - for he did all the talking. We fell together as modest people will in the tail of the herd...
a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court by samuel l. clemens. this is after the preface but before chapter one: a word of explanation. you all right?	Yes, go on.
what? oh, yes, please.	A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court by Samuel L. Clemens. This is after the preface but before chapter one: A Word of Explanation. You all right?
shall i read to you?	What? Oh, yes, please.
my best friend. my very best friend.	Shall I read to you?
was jack goodman your good friend?	My best friend. My very best friend.
now what do you want to talk about?	Was Jack Goodman your good friend?
i know.	Now what do you want to talk about?
i'm twenty-seven.	I know.
twenty-eight.	I'm twenty-seven.
how old are you?	Twenty-eight.
that's not really a very proper question.	How old are you?
how old are you?	That's not really a very proper question.
it's okay. i want to talk to you.	How old are you?
i'm sorry. i shouldn't have asked you.	It's okay. I want to talk to you.
i dream of death mostly.	I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked you.
what do you dream about?	I dream of death mostly.
i've just started it. my friend gave it to me.	What do you dream about?
do you like it?	I've just started it. My friend gave it to me.
'a connecticut yankee in king arthur's court' by mark twain.	Do you like it?
i was. what are you reading?	'A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court' by Mark Twain.
i thought you were asleep.	I was. What are you reading?
you're a very beautiful girl.	I thought you were asleep.
let's try a little harder, shall we?	Will you give me a break?
right.	Let's try a little harder, shall we?
this is absurd. i'm not hungry. i don't want any food.	Right.
shall i be forced to feed you, david?	This is absurd. I'm not hungry. I don't want any food.
call me david.	Shall I be forced to feed you, David?
shall i be forced to feed you, mr. kessler?	Call me David.
aw come on, alex!	Shall I be forced to feed you, Mr. Kessler?
call me alex.	Aw come on, Alex!
aw come on, miss price!	Call me Alex.
sorry.	Aw come on, Miss Price!
leave the pills. i'll take them later.	Sorry.
well, you're to take these after you've eaten. now what kind of nurse would i be if i failed in so simple a task as giving out some pills?	Leave the pills. I'll take them later.
how is that?	Well, you're to take these after you've eaten. Now what kind of nurse would I be if I failed in so simple a task as giving out some pills?
you put me in an awkward position, mr. kessler.	How is that?
please, really. i'm not hungry.	You put me in an awkward position, Mr. Kessler.
i'm afraid you have to eat something.	Please, really. I'm not hungry.
i'm not very hungry, thank you.	I'm afraid you have to eat something.
you haven't eaten your lunch.	I'm not very hungry, thank you.
yes?	You haven't eaten your lunch.
mr. kessler?	Yes?
what?	A wolf.
it was a wolf.	What?
i beg your pardon?	It was a wolf.
it wasn't a lunatic.	I beg your pardon?
no.	I thought not.
benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face and neck?	No.
no!	Benjamin, have you ever been severely beaten about the face and neck?
no what?	No!
no.	No what?
how are we feeling tonight?	No.
no.	Right.
the doctor will be round later. would you like a picture book to look at? we have some lovely funny beanos.	No.
no.	The doctor will be round later. Would you like a picture book to look at? We have some lovely funny Beanos.
feeling better?	No.
no.	Feeling better?
well, all right then, be that way. here, swallow this.	No.
no.	Well, all right then, be that way. Here, swallow this.
no what?	No.
no.	No what?
hello, benjamin.	No.
i looked.	Really, Susan, I don't think that was very proper, and besides, it's common practice now.
why on earth do you say that?	I looked.
i think he's a jew.	Why on earth do you say that?
chart says he's from new york.	I think he's a Jew.
he's an american, you know. dr. hirsch is going to fetch round one of those embassy fellows to see him.	Chart says he's from New York.
yes, i should think. he called out just now.	He's an American, you know. Dr. Hirsch is going to fetch round one of those Embassy fellows to see him.
he all right?	Yes, I should think. He called out just now.
nothing quite as dramatic as that, miss price. he just doesn't eat enough of what is put before him. he suffers from nightmares. i'd think he just needs a hand to hold.	Yes, Mrs. Hobbs.
has he been refusing food?	Nothing quite as dramatic as that, Miss Price. He just doesn't eat enough of what is put before him. He suffers from nightmares. I'd think he just needs a hand to hold.
take these round now, will you please? the american boy in twenty-one is only to have these after he's eaten. will you be sure of that?	Has he been refusing food?
yes, mrs. hobbs.	Take these round now, will you please? The American boy in twenty-one is only to have these after he's eaten. Will you be sure of that?
miss price.	Yes, Mrs. Hobbs.
you're going to have to stop this disturbance or i shall arrest you.	That's what I want you to do, you moron!
who is this girl?	You're going to have to stop this disturbance or I shall arrest you.
now see here young man.	Shakespeare was French! The Queen Mother sucks cocks in hell! Shit! Fuck! Piss!
queen elizabeth is a man! prince charles is a faggot! winston churchill was full of shit!	Now see here young man.
there's no call for that kind of language.	Queen Elizabeth is a man! Prince Charles is a faggot! Winston Churchill was full of shit!
hey, you asshole! i want you to arrest me!	There's no call for that kind of language.
all right, you two, move along.	Hey, you asshole! I want you to arrest me!
officer, i killed those people last night.	You did, did you?
no, david. harry and i and everyone you murder are not dead. the undead.	Why are you doing this to me?
that's easy for you to say - you're already dead.	No, David. Harry and I and everyone you murder are not dead. The undead.
mr. bringsly, i'm sorry. i have absolutely no idea what to say to you.	You've left my wife a widow and my children fatherless. And I understand that I am to walk the earth one of the living dead until the wolf's bloodline is severed and the curse lifted.
this isn't mr. goodman's idea. he is your good friend, whereas i am a victim of your carnivorous lunar activities.	Mr. Bringsly, I'm sorry. I have absolutely no idea what to say to you.
why are you doing this to me, jack?	This isn't Mr. Goodman's idea. He is your good friend, whereas I am a victim of your carnivorous lunar activities.
no one brought them here! no one wanted them here!	You could have told them!
oh, all right. there was this airplane over the atlantic on its way to new york. it was full of men from the united nations.	That's very funny, that is.
oh, come on, tell us.	No. You've had your chance.
all right, laugh then. i shan't tell it.	Oh, come on, tell us.
quiet, everyone! hush! shhh!	All right, laugh then. I shan't tell it.
you be quiet, woman, and let me speak.	Quiet, everyone! Hush! Shhh!
no, but we're about to.	You be quiet, woman, and let me speak.
here, gladys, tom. did you hear the one about the crashing plane?	No, but we're about to.
yes, but does everyone kill bambi?	Bambi?
some, everyone does.	Yes, but does everyone kill Bambi?
do you have bad dreams, too?	Some, everyone does.
an american film about the mafia called 'see you next wednesday', and i want to see it badly, so you give me no problems and go to sleep.	Do you have bad dreams, too?
what are you going to see?	An American film about the Mafia called 'See You Next Wednesday', and I want to see it badly, so you give me no problems and go to sleep.
miss price, the other nurse that attended you.	What are you going to see?
alex?	Miss Price, the other nurse that attended you.
it's nearly eight. i'm off duty shortly, then i'm off to the films with alex.	Alex?
what time is it?	It's nearly eight. I'm off duty shortly, then I'm off to the films with Alex.
now go back to sleep so you'll be fresh for dr. hirsch in the morning.	What time is it?
mr. kessler? wake up, please.	I was having a nightmare.
dr. hirsch?  i'd rather not be by myself.	Of course not, David. I'll fetch in young Miss Price.
you really think i'm crazy, don't you?	Believe me. The Hound of the Baskervilles was an invention of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's. And if you'd read the bloody book, you'd find that Holmes discovered your house of hell a fraud, a fake.
david, please. the police are satisfied. i'm certain that if a monster were out roaming northern england we'd have seen it on the telly.	You really think I'm crazy, don't you?
then why the hell are you so quick to disbelieve me? you yourself said it must have taken incredible strength to tear apart a person like that.	David, please. The police are satisfied. I'm certain that if a monster were out roaming northern England we'd have seen it on the telly.
i really don't know.	Then why the hell are you so quick to disbelieve me? You yourself said it must have taken incredible strength to tear apart a person like that.
did you talk to the police in east proctor? did the cops go to the slaughtered lamb?	I really don't know.
no. in fact, your wounds were cleaned and dressed before you arrived here.	Did you talk to the police in East Proctor? Did the cops go to The Slaughtered Lamb?
did you see jack?	No. In fact, your wounds were cleaned and dressed before you arrived here.
you'd be surprised what horrors a man is capable of.	Did you see Jack?
look, dr. hirsch, i know i've been traumatized, but jack was torn apart. i saw him. a man can't do that to someone with his bare hands.	You'd be surprised what horrors a man is capable of.
yes.	Look, Dr. Hirsch, I know I've been traumatized, but Jack was torn apart. I saw him. A man can't do that to someone with his bare hands.
i've told you, it wasn't a man. it was an animal. a big wolf or something. a rabid dog.	Yes.
did you get a good look at the man who attacked you?	I've told you, it wasn't a man. It was an animal. A big wolf or something. A rabid dog.
sure, as a kid. but never so real. never so bizarre.	Did you get a good look at the man who attacked you?
you've never had bad dreams before?	Sure, as a kid. But never so real. Never so bizarre.
in time i'm sure it will all come back to you.	Doctor, my memory is fine. It's my sanity I'm beginning to worry about.
how could there have been witnesses? it was so dark. we were running and i fell and jack went to help me up and this thing came from nowhere... i don't understand what they're talking about.	In time I'm sure it will all come back to you.
so they said.	How could there have been witnesses? It was so dark. We were running and I fell and Jack went to help me up and this thing came from nowhere... I don't understand what they're talking about.
there were witnesses?	So they said.
lunatic?	Now we've just given you a pretty strong sedative, so try to get some rest now. Miss Price will see to your needs. Rest now.
you've suffered some rather severe cuts and bruises, lost a bit of blood, but nothing too serious; black and blue for a while. you'll have some dueling scars to boast of. that lunatic must have been a very fierce fellow. they say a mad man has the strength of ten.	Lunatic?
two weeks?	You've suffered some rather severe cuts and bruises, lost a bit of blood, but nothing too serious; black and blue for a while. You'll have some dueling scars to boast of. That lunatic must have been a very fierce fellow. They say a mad man has the strength of ten.
you've been unconscious since you were brought in two weeks ago.	Two weeks?
how long have i been here?	You've been unconscious since you were brought in two weeks ago.
miss price! miss price, please!	Get your fucking hands off me! What the hell is going on here?
the guy i was with. is he all right? how did i get to london?	Now, David, I want you to prepare yourself; your friend is dead.
i should think so after your recent traumatic experiences.	The guy I was with. Is he all right? How did I get to London?
london? where's jack? i had a strange dream.	I should think so after your recent traumatic experiences.
you're in a hospital in london.	London? Where's Jack? I had a strange dream.
where am i?	You're in a hospital in London.
hello, david. i am dr. hirsch and this is a countryman of yours, mr. collins.	Where am I?
i could hang myself.	If you did it wrong, it would be painful. You'd choke to death.
because this must be stopped.	How shall I do it?
hello.	Gerald is the man you murdered in the subway. We thought it best you didn't see him as he's a fresh kill and still pretty messy.
david kessler, this is gerald bringsly.	Hello.
i want you to meet some people.	David Kessler, this is Gerald Bringsly.
well, even if i'm not the wolfman, i am crazy enough to do something like that. i mean, here i sit in leicester square talking to a corpse. i'm glad to see you, jack.	I want you to meet some people.
what about the zoo?	Well, even if I'm not the wolfman, I am crazy enough to do something like that. I mean, here I sit in Leicester Square talking to a corpse. I'm glad to see you, Jack.
i didn't mean it. i don't know what i'm saying. i'm not even sure it was me who killed those people. i don't remember doing it.	What about the zoo?
thank you.	I didn't mean it. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm not even sure it was me who killed those people. I don't remember doing it.
you look awful.	Thank you.
if i was still alive, i probably would.	You look awful.
aren't you going to say, 'i told you so'?	If I was still alive, I probably would.
you don't have to say anything.	Aren't you going to say, 'I told you so'?
what can i say, jack?	You don't have to say anything.
hi, david.	What can I say, Jack?
hi, jack.	Hi, David.
the canines will be real. you'll taste real blood! god damit, david, please believe me! you'll kill and make others like me! i'm not having a nice time, david! don't allow this to happen again! you must take your own life!	I will not accept this! Now go away!
what, jack? that tomorrow night beneath the full moon i'll sprout hair and fangs and eat people? bullshit!	The canines will be real. You'll taste real blood! God damit, David, please believe me! You'll kill and make others like me! I'm not having a nice time, David! Don't allow this to happen again! You must take your own life!
you must believe me.	What, Jack? That tomorrow night beneath the full moon I'll sprout hair and fangs and eat people? Bullshit!
i think i've lost my mind. i think you're not real. i think i'm asleep and you're a part of another bad dream.	You must believe me.
what do you think?	I think I've lost my mind. I think you're not real. I think I'm asleep and you're a part of another bad dream.
jack, are you really dead?	What do you think?
you must take your own life now, david, before it's too late.	Jack, are you really dead?
a monster. i know, i know.	You must take your own life now, David, before it's too late.
david, tomorrow night is the full moon. you'll change, you'll become...	A monster. I know, I know.
get out of here, jack!	David, tomorrow night is the full moon. You'll change, you'll become...
yes.	Get out of here, Jack!
i understand all right. you're one of the undead and i'm a werewolf.	Yes.
david, i'm sorry i upset you yesterday, but you must understand what is going on.	I understand all right. You're one of the undead and I'm a werewolf.
okay, you've seen me. now go away.	David, I'm sorry I upset you yesterday, but you must understand what is going on.
i wanted to see you.	Okay, you've seen me. Now go away.
what are you doing here?	I wanted to see you.
don't be an asshole, david. come here.	What are you doing here?
you're not real.	Don't be an asshole, David. Come here.
nurse! oh god! alex!	It's cold, David, and I'm so alone. The undead surround me. Have you ever talked to a corpse? It's boring! I'm lonely! Kill yourself, David, before you kill others.
the supernatural! the powers of darkness! it's all true. take your own life! suicide, david. join me.	Nurse! Oh God! Alex!
nurse!	The supernatural! The powers of darkness! It's all true. Take your own life! Suicide, David. Join me.
listen to me! take your own life, david. it's our only chance.	Nurse!
nurse!	Listen to me! Take your own life, David. It's our only chance.
david, please believe me. you will kill people, david. you've got to stop the bloodshed before it begins.	Nurse!
you're talking like boris karloff! it's movie dialogue!	David, please believe me. You will kill people, David. You've got to stop the bloodshed before it begins.
you'll stalk the streets of london a creature of the night.	You're talking like Boris Karloff! It's movie dialogue!
jack, please go away. please go away.	You'll stalk the streets of London a creature of the night.
beware the moon. the full moon, david. you've got two days.	Jack, please go away. Please go away.
stop it, jack.	Beware the moon. The full moon, David. You've got two days.
remember what that guy at the slaughtered lamb said? 'beware the moon.'	Stop it, Jack.
what are you talking about? i won't accept this! get out! god damit!	Remember what that guy at The Slaughtered Lamb said? 'Beware the moon.'
you survived and now you shall continue the curse.	What are you talking about? I won't accept this! Get out! God damit!
what?!	You survived and now you shall continue the curse.
it's you, david.	What?!
will you be quiet?!	It's you, David.
the wolf's bloodline must be severed. the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed.	Will you be quiet?!
what's wrong with you? shut up!	The wolf's bloodline must be severed. The last remaining werewolf must be destroyed.
i was murdered, an unnatural death, and now i walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.	What's wrong with you? Shut up!
shut up, you zombie!	I was murdered, an unnatural death, and now I walk the earth in limbo until the werewolf's curse is lifted.
on the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf.	Shut up, you zombie!
i'm not listening!	On the moors, we were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf.
we were attacked by a werewolf.	I'm not listening!
if you love me so much, jack, you'll realize how disconcerting it is to share one's breakfast with the living dead!	We were attacked by a werewolf.
i'm a grisly sight, it's true; but i love you and that's why i'm here. you've got to know.	If you love me so much, Jack, you'll realize how disconcerting it is to share one's breakfast with the living dead!
warn me? will you get out of here, you meat loaf?	I'm a grisly sight, it's true; but I love you and that's why I'm here. You've got to know.
david, now i know this may be hard for you, but i have to warn you.	Warn me? Will you get out of here, you meat loaf?
what?!	David, now I know this may be hard for you, but I have to warn you.
david!	What?!
i'm going completely crazy.	David!
life mocks me even in death.	I'm going completely crazy.
rudy levine the shmuck?	Life mocks me even in death.
so you know what she does? she's so grief stricken she runs to find solace in rudy levine's bed.	Rudy Levine the shmuck?
i can't stand it.	So you know what she does? She's so grief stricken she runs to find solace in Rudy Levine's bed.
debbie klein cried a lot.	I can't stand it.
why should you be surprised? you were a very well-liked person.	Debbie Klein cried a lot.
yeah. your parents came to my funeral. i was surprised at how many people came.	Why should you be surprised? You were a very well-liked person.
aren't you supposed to be buried in new york someplace?	Yeah. Your parents came to my funeral. I was surprised at how many people came.
i'm sorry to be upsetting you, david, but i had to come.	Aren't you supposed to be buried in New York someplace?
hurting your feelings? has it occurred to you that it may be unsettling to have you rise from your grave to visit me? listen to me, i'm talking to a hamburger!	I'm sorry to be upsetting you, David, but I had to come.
david! you're hurting my feelings.	Hurting your feelings? Has it occurred to you that it may be unsettling to have you rise from your grave to visit me? Listen to me, I'm talking to a hamburger!
i'm aware that i don't look so great, but i thought you'd be glad to see me.	David! You're hurting my feelings.
this is too much. i can't handle this.	I'm aware that I don't look so great, but I thought you'd be glad to see me.
thanks a lot.	This is too much. I can't handle this.
get the fuck out of here, jack.	Thanks a lot.
nice to see you.	Get the fuck out of here, Jack.
you really scared me, you shithead.	Are you going to help me up?
well. i'm glad we... whoaa!!	You really scared me, you shithead.
i'll tell you when we get there.	Well. I'm glad we... WHOAA!!
where are we going?	I'll tell you when we get there.
yeah.	Where are we going?
jack?	Yeah.
not far enough. come on.	Jack?
it sounds far away.	Not far enough. Come on.
no.	It sounds far away.
see anything?	No.
walking away, yes, sir. here we are walking away.	See anything?
walk away, jack.	Walking away, yes, sir. Here we are walking away.
nice doggie. good boy.	Walk away, Jack.
a sheep dog or something. turn slowly and let's walk away.	Nice doggie. Good boy.
oh shit. what is that?	A sheep dog or something. Turn slowly and let's walk away.
do you think it's a dog?	Oh shit. What is that?
it's in front of us.	Do you think it's a dog?
plan?	Let's just keep walking.
what's the plan?	Plan?
it's moving.	It's circling us.
anywhere! i think we should just keep moving.	It's moving.
come on, where?	Anywhere! I think we should just keep moving.
i don't know. come on.	Come on, where?
shit! david, what is that?	I don't know. Come on.
i vote we go back to the slaughtered lamb.	Yeah.
it's a full moon, 'beware the moon'.	I vote we go back to The Slaughtered Lamb.
no, but he was on the moors.	It's a full moon, 'beware the moon'.
heathcliffe didn't howl.	No, but he was on the moors.
heathcliffe.	Heathcliffe didn't howl.
pecos bill.	Heathcliffe.
the hound of the baskervilles.	Pecos Bill.
there aren't any coyotes in england.	The Hound of the Baskervilles.
a coyote.	There aren't any coyotes in England.
yeah?	A coyote.
could be a lot of things.	Yeah?
what was it?	Could be a lot of things.
i heard that.	What was it?
did you hear that?	I heard that.
say, david...	I'm well aware of how pleasant the weather is in Rome at the present time thank you.
maybe that pentangle was for something supernatural.	I see and they were too embarrassed to talk about it, because they felt so silly.
i have no idea.	Maybe that pentangle was for something supernatural.
what do you think was wrong?	I have no idea.
well, not quite a blood-thirsty mob.	What do you think was wrong?
i don't know. now that we're out here and it's three degrees, i'm not so sure i wouldn't rather face a blood-thirsty mob.	Well, not quite a blood-thirsty mob.
that was weird. i guess leaving was the best idea.	I don't know. Now that we're out here and it's three degrees, I'm not so sure I wouldn't rather face a blood-thirsty mob.
beware the moon?	Come on, I'm freezing.
i don't know. let's see if there's an inn or something up the road.	Beware the moon?
what the hell was that all about?	I don't know. Let's see if there's an inn or something up the road.
come on, jack, shall we go?!!	Apparently so.
jack, we'd better go.	What do you mean? I'm starving.
go on, ask them.	You ask them.
right.	Wrong.
i see. you want me to ask these people if they're burning candles to ward off monsters.	Right.
listen, that's a pentangle, a five- pointed star. it's used in witchcraft. lon chaney, jr. and universal studios maintain it's the mark of the wolf man.	I see. You want me to ask these people if they're burning candles to ward off monsters.
you ask them.	Listen, that's a pentangle, a five- pointed star. It's used in witchcraft. Lon Chaney, Jr. and Universal Studios maintain it's the mark of the wolf man.
ask them what the candles are for.	You ask them.
it's a five-pointed star.	Maybe the owners are from Texas.
what about it?	It's a five-pointed star.
look at that.	What about it?
listen, at least it's warm in here.	Look at that.
nice looking group.	Listen, at least it's warm in here.
hello.	Nice to see you.
shall we?	Hello.
okay.	Shall we?
i assume full responsibility.	Okay.
david, before we go in there i want you to know that - no matter what happens to us - it's your fault.	I assume full responsibility.
a severed wolf's head on a pike as their symbol.	David, before we go in there I want you to know that - no matter what happens to us - it's your fault.
that's not a spear. it's a pike.	A severed wolf's head on a pike as their symbol.
of course, the slaughtered lamb. why else would they have a severed wolf's head on a spear as their symbol?	That's not a spear. It's a pike.
that's a wolf's head.	Of course, The Slaughtered Lamb. Why else would they have a severed wolf's head on a spear as their symbol?
of course, the slaughtered lamb. why else would they have a severed fox head on a spear as their symbol?	That's a wolf's head.
the slaughtered lamb?	Of course, The Slaughtered Lamb. Why else would they have a severed fox head on a spear as their symbol?
she says she 'likes me too much'.	The Slaughtered Lamb?
we've known debbie what, since the eighth grade? how many years of foreplay is that?	She says she 'likes me too much'.
it is impossible for a body like that to be dull.	We've known Debbie what, since the eighth grade? How many years of foreplay is that?
it just fascinates me that you can spend so much energy on someone so dull.	It is impossible for a body like that to be dull.
i have to make love to her. it's very simple. she has no choice really.	It just fascinates me that you can spend so much energy on someone so dull.
if you don't stop, i'm going to kill you.	I have to make love to her. It's very simple. She has no choice really.
rendezvous in rome starring jack goodman and debbie klein. the love affair that shocked europe! see torrid lovemaking at its most explicit! see jack and debbie expose their lust in the sacred halls of the vatican! never has the screen dared...	If you don't stop, I'm going to kill you.
i don't know.	Rendezvous in Rome starring Jack Goodman and Debbie Klein. The love affair that shocked Europe! See torrid lovemaking at its most explicit! See Jack and Debbie expose their lust in the sacred halls of the Vatican! Never has the screen dared...
well, anyway, do you think she'll be there?	I don't know.
i'm talking about a girl you want to fuck, so give me a break.	Well, anyway, do you think she'll be there?
you're talking about the woman i love.	I'm talking about a girl you want to fuck, so give me a break.
she's a jerk.	You're talking about the woman I love.
debbie is not mediocre and she has one of the great bodies of all time.	She's a jerk.
i think debbie klein is a mediocre person with a good body.	Debbie is not mediocre and she has one of the great bodies of all time.
do you think she'll meet me in rome?	I think Debbie Klein is a mediocre person with a good body.
right.	Do you think she'll meet me in Rome?
i'm sorry. northern england first, italy later.	Right.
well, i like it here.	I'm sorry. Northern England first, Italy later.
oh, i don't know. i mean look around. isn't this a fun place?	Well, I like it here.
you're not having a good time are you?	Oh, I don't know. I mean look around. Isn't this a fun place?
david.	You're not having a good time are you?
jack.	David.
good.	Jack.
yes.	Good.
are you cold?	Yes.
what can we do to assist you?	Stay here. If we need you, we'll know where to reach you.
the forensic lads seem to feel that some sort of animal was involved, that's true, but i hardly think...	Regardless of what you think, Lieutenant, the fact remains that David is missing and that we must find him.
has david kessler anything to say concerning the attack on the moors?	Why don't we ask him?
you were saying?	Has David Kessler anything to say concerning the attack on the moors?
no, thank you, doctor.	Well, then, what can I do for Scotland Yard?
dr. hirsch?	Come in, come in. Please sit. Some tea?
he's on the telephone.	Tell him I'm out. No, tell him I've passed away. An old war wound or something. Tell him I'm dead. And no more calls!
what here?	He's on the telephone.
roger mathison, doctor.	What here?
excuse me.  yes?	Roger Mathison, Doctor.
lt. villiers and sgt. mcmanus are here to see you, doctor.	Send them in.
yes?	Lt. Villiers and Sgt. McManus are here to see you, Doctor.
oh, that's been there for two hundred years. we were going to paint it out, but it's traditional, so we left it.	I see. You've heard nothing about the incident?
what's that?	Oh, that's been there for two hundred years. We were going to paint it out, but it's traditional, so we left it.
sorry, love.	I suppose Guinness will suffice.
campari and soda would do nicely.	Sorry, love.
hello, there. what can i get you?	Campari and soda would do nicely.
remember the alamo?	I beg your pardon?
oh.	But I can heat some up for you if you'd like.
no.	Oh.
then you have some hot tea?	No.
we've got spirits and beer. if it's something hot you want, you can have tea.	Then you have some hot tea?
hot chocolate?	We've got spirits and beer. If it's something hot you want, you can have tea.
do you have any hot soup?	No.
i cannot accept a connection between david kessler and last night's murders. we will find him, however. i can assure you of that.	We'll find him, not to worry.
i don't rightly know, sir.	That is precisely my point. David, as far as we are concerned, the matter is closed. We won't trouble you any further. Good day.
and what, sergeant?	I don't rightly know, sir.
lieutenant, the boy seems pretty lucid to me and...	And what, Sergeant?
sgt. mcmanus, are you suggesting that david and jack were, in fact, attacked by some animal and that the officialdom of east proctor has conspired to keep it a secret? we have an autopsy report on the murderer who was shot in the act by the local police. we have two witnesses to the crime. you'll forgive me, mr. kessler, if i consider your testimony as coming from someone who has gone through a terrible shock.	Lieutenant, the boy seems pretty lucid to me and...
he may have a point, lieutenant. two strong boys would be able to defend themselves against one man.	Sgt. McManus, are you suggesting that David and Jack were, in fact, attacked by some animal and that the officialdom of East Proctor has conspired to keep it a secret? We have an autopsy report on the murderer who was shot in the act by the local police. We have two witnesses to the crime. You'll forgive me, Mr. Kessler, if I consider your testimony as coming from someone who has gone through a terrible shock.
sorry.	Has Mr. Kessler said anything regarding the attack on the moors?
no, thank you.	I'd like some tea, please.
yes - sure	Yeah - sure!
if she can't pay, i'll have to foreclose, won't i?	Yes - sure
why not?	If she can't pay, I'll have to foreclose, won't I?
she's a widow. i don't like taking mortgages from widows.	Why not?
what's the idea of turning her down? it sounds like a perfectly safe investment.	She's a widow. I don't like taking mortgages from widows.
i'll tell you why. i don't like the crowd you're mixed up with.  personally, you can have all the credit you want. but for that deal - not a cent.	But listen, Tom, I
tom, i never had trouble getting credit from you before. when i was flat broke you gave me all the money i wanted. now i come to you with a swell deal, and the greatest	I'll tell you why. I don't like the crowd you're mixed up with.  Personally, you can have all the credit you want. But for that deal - not a cent.
listen, i told you i wasn't interested in that deal, didn't i?	I want to know why .
what do you suppose anybody wants? money, money, money!	Listen, I told you I wasn't interested in that deal, didn't I?
you here again? what do you want?	What do you suppose anybody wants? Money, money, money!
hello, tom.	You here again? What do you want?
he has?	Yeah.
the detectives got matt up there in sampson's office.	He has?
yeah. he'll have a tough time thinking up a wise-crack for this one . . .	The detectives got Matt up there in Sampson's office.
matt?	Yeah. He'll have a tough time thinking up a wise-crack for this one . . .
where's matt?	Matt?
no kidding. when i saw it, you could'a knocked me over with a pin.	Where's Matt?
no kidding?	No kidding. When I saw it, you could'a knocked me over with a pin.
i was the first one to see it. i was coming down the stairs, and there was the watchman lying dead at my feet.	No kidding?
oscar, what's the matter?	I was the first one to see it. I was coming down the stairs, and there was the watchman lying dead at my feet.
and listen, wise guy - i'm setting friend time clock for exactly nine o'clock, so no squawks out of you guys in the morning.	Say, don't annoy me. I got troubles of my own.
yeah.	And listen, wise guy - I'm setting friend time clock for exactly nine o'clock, so no squawks out of you guys in the morning.
i remember once when your account checked.	Yeah.
i'm fourteen cents out, and it took me half an hour to find the mistake. and me with a date, too.	I remember once when your account checked.
what's the matter, charlie?	I'm fourteen cents out, and it took me half an hour to find the mistake. And me with a date, too.
where do you think i've been?  i took the baby for a stroll in the park.	What's the matter, Charlie?
where you been?	Where do you think I've been?  I took the baby for a stroll in the park.
say pal, did you ever hear of a depression?	Aw, nerts!
it'll be yours if you don't kick in with that ten bucks.	Say pal, did you ever hear of a Depression?
whose death?	It'll be yours if you don't kick in with that ten bucks.
i'll pay it back to you saturday - on the level i will. give a guy a break, will you? i've got to get it back in my account. if helen ever finds out that i	Baby, I can't give you anything but love...
yeah?	I'll pay it back to you Saturday - on the level I will. Give a guy a break, will you? I've got to get it back in my account. If Helen ever finds out that I
charlie!	Yeah?
ten bucks? say, if i had ten bucks, i'd quit.	Charlie!
let me have ten bucks?	Ten bucks? Say, if I had ten bucks, I'd quit.
yeah.	Let me have ten bucks?
say, do me a favor, will you charlie?	Yeah.
here's twenty-five thousand.	Say, do me a favor, will you Charlie?
yeah.	Here's twenty-five thousand.
it was more than that last week.	Yeah.
about twenty-four thousand.	It was more than that last week.
how much?	About twenty-four thousand.
say matt, i'll have to have some money for those manville payrolls.	How much?
and tell him not to delay.	Yes, sir.
yes, sir.	And tell him not to delay.
when he comes in, tell him we're waiting for him in the board room.	Yes, sir.
not yet, mr. clark.	When he comes in, tell him we're waiting for him in the board room.
mr. dickson in yet?	Not yet, Mr. Clark.
you know dickson as well as we do. he'll shut the doors before he gives up control.	All right, let him! I'm sick and tired of hearing about him. If he wants to run the bank, let him do it. I don't want any part of it.
how are you protecting your depositors? by making a lot of idiotic loans!	Take it easy, Clark.
what good will that do?	What good will that do?  Why, it will take control away from him. We'll put somebody else in charge, call in all doubtful loans, and be on safe ground again. That's what good it will do!
dickson doesn't have to go. but he must agree to this merger with new york trust	What good will that do?
don't make me laugh, schultz!	Dickson doesn't have to go. But he must agree to this merger with New York Trust
personally, i think you're getting panic-stricken about nothing. dickson's all right.	Oh, is he? We carry more unsecured paper than any other institution in the city. We're fools to tolerate it.
we've been waiting fifteen minutes	You know what you can do with that! Come on, take a look at this! You'll see a demonstration of faith that's worth more than all the collateral in the world.
come out here you pawnbrokers - take a look at this!	We've been waiting fifteen minutes
dickson, i'd like to talk to you about the bank.	The bank. All right. Do anything you want with it.
say, you can't do that	I can't? You just wait and see. If that run doesn't stop within the next hour, I'll shut the doors. You know what that means? The bank examiner will step in tomorrow. You'll be forced to liquidate. I'll insist upon it. The depositors will be paid one hundred cents on the dollar. What's left you gentlemen can have. But I'll guarantee there won't be enough to pay your next month's garage bill.
no. you can't reason with anyone else when you're in a jam. we pleaded with you to keep liquid, but you wouldn't listen to us. you preached to us about faith and a lot of other rubbish. now you want our help. you want us to throw a lot of cash into a bank that you've wrecked. all right. there's one way you can get it. give us an option on your stock and resign as president.	So, that's it, eh? You've waited a long time for this chance, haven't you?  Well, I'm not going to resign now - or ever.
aw, they've gone crazy. you can't reason with a mob.	No. You can't reason with anyone else when you're in a jam. We pleaded with you to keep liquid, but you wouldn't listen to us. You preached to us about faith and a lot of other rubbish. Now you want our help. You want us to throw a lot of cash into a bank that you've wrecked. All right. There's one way you can get it. Give us an option on your stock and resign as president.
the depositors you were protecting were the first ones to pounce on you. you thought they were your friends. why don't you go out there now and try and get some help from them?	Aw, they've gone crazy. You can't reason with a mob.
that sounds very simple, dickson, but why should we jeopardize our personal fortunes?	I have everything I own in it. It's your bank as well as mine, isn't it?
i know that among you, you have at least a million dollars in various banks throughout the city. get that money over here and i'll stop this run within five minutes.	That sounds very simple, Dickson, but why should we jeopardize our personal fortunes?
what do you mean, help?	I know that among you, you have at least a million dollars in various banks throughout the city. Get that money over here and I'll stop this run within five minutes.
we'll be forced to shut the doors. i've worked twenty-five years night and day to keep this bank alive. you've all made money out of it. are you willing to help?	What do you mean, help?
what about?	We'll discuss that in the board room.
we want to talk to you.	What about?
gentlemen, you notice mr. dickson refuses to consider our wishes. he refuses an offer to merge with the new york trust - the only thing that will put this bank on safe ground. he insists upon running a bank on so flimsy a thing as . . . as faith!	Yes! You said it, Clark. That's the only thing that means anything to me.
i'm running this bank my way. get that clear!	Gentlemen, you notice Mr. Dickson refuses to consider our wishes. He refuses an offer to merge with the New York Trust - the only thing that will put this bank on safe ground. He insists upon running a bank on so flimsy a thing as . . . as faith!
most of the creditors i know personally. i've seen them grow up in the community. i knew their fathers and mothers before them.	I know, Dickson. That's all very well. But you're taking too many chances. In these times a bank should keep liquid in case of trouble. In case of emergency!
character, hmmpf! that's your idea?	Not at all. That's Alexander Hamilton's idea[5] - the finest banking mind this country has ever known. Those are his exact words, gentlemen. Character!  It's the only thing you can bank on, and it's the only thing that will pull this country out of the doldrums.
what's the matter with my policy? how many losses has this bank taken in the last twenty-five years?  i'll tell you. not a single one!  what's wrong with that kind of banking?	Just pure luck!
i think, mr. dickson, we would like to have a little of your very valuable time here at the bank this morning, if you don't mind.	Oh, you would, eh?  All right. If it's more important than golf, go ahead. What's on your mind?
say, you know, i found out something yesterday about hitting a golf ball. you've got to hit with the left hand, and from the inside out, it's the only way you can hit anything	I think, Mr. Dickson, we would like to have a little of your very valuable time here at the bank this morning, if you don't mind.
claims he was there with a married woman. doesn't want to mention her name.	He won't believe it, Mr. Dickson. But it's the truth - honest it is. I was in my apartment last night - ask your wife - she
i didn't kill him! i had nothing to do with that, i tell you! i was home in my apartment last night - i can prove it!	Claims he was there with a married woman. Doesn't want to mention her name.
don't forget there's a dead watchman downstairs.	I didn't kill him! I had nothing to do with that, I tell you! I was home in my apartment last night - I can prove it!
i was crazy, i tell you, mr. dickson. i didn't know what i was doing. i wandered around in a daze. all i could think of was that they were going to kill me . . .  you'll stand by me, won't you, mr. dickson? you won't go back on me now, will you? i'll die if they send me to prison!	Don't forget there's a dead watchman downstairs.
what were you doing at finlay's this morning?	They took my keys yesterday. I went there to get them back.
don't be a fool, cluett. this is only going to make it worse for you.	Stand back, Inspector. Let me out of here, or I'll shoot you!
all right, jack, all right.	Don't be a fool, Cluett. This is only going to make it worse for you.
stand back inspector, or i'll shoot. drop that gun.	All right, Jack, all right.
somebody must be in good humor. he was humming "mother machree."	It's one of the boys from headquarters. He always sings "Mother Machree" whenever he's got good news. Looks like this case'll be settled in no time.
thanks.	Somebody must be in good humor. He was humming "Mother Machree."
you understand?	Why, of course.
oh!	You understand?
if you don't mind, inspector, i'd rather not say - that is, unless it becomes absolutely essential. you see, she's married.	Oh!
looks like you're going to have no trouble at all. what was the lady's name, mr. cluett?	If you don't mind, Inspector, I'd rather not say - that is, unless it becomes absolutely essential. You see, she's married.
oh yes, of course. there was someone with me. a lady.	Looks like you're going to have no trouble at all. What was the lady's name, Mr. Cluett?
that is simple, isn't it? i assume you can prove that if necessary.	Oh yes, of course. There was someone with me. A lady.
that's very simple. i was home.	That is simple, isn't it? I assume you can prove that if necessary.
where were you at twelve o'clock last night?	That's very simple. I was home.
of course, yes. just what would you like to know, inspector?	Where were you at twelve o'clock last night?
i hope you don't mind me asking you a few questions, mr. cluett.	Of course, yes. Just what would you like to know, Inspector?
she wasn't to blame, mr. dickson. it wasn't her fault. honest, it wasn't. i begged her to come up. she didn't	Get out, get out!
you just mentioned her name. what was she doing there? what was she doing in your apartment?	She just came up for a drink. Just for a few minutes.
nothing, nothing, mr. dickson. don't pay any attention to me. i don't know what i'm saying.	You just mentioned her name. What was she doing there? What was she doing in your apartment?
what was my wife doing in your apartment last night?	Nothing, nothing, Mr. Dickson. Don't pay any attention to me. I don't know what I'm saying.
fifty thousand dollars!	But I didn't kill that man last night. Honest I didn't, Mr. Dickson!
gambling - i owed them a lot of money. last week i lost over fifty thousand dollars!	Fifty thousand dollars!
what happened?  you're not a thief. how'd you get mixed up with these kind of people?	Gambling - I owed them a lot of money. Last week I lost over fifty thousand dollars!
i don't know. it's all been like a crazy nightmare, mr. dickson.	What happened?  You're not a thief. How'd you get mixed up with these kind of people?
confessed! cluett, in heaven's name, what got into you?	I don't know. It's all been like a crazy nightmare, Mr. Dickson.
but dude, listen - couldn't we make this some other time?	Listen, buddy, you're getting by pretty easy. Quit squawking!
be sure you're with somebody responsible in case any questions are asked. understand?	But Dude, listen - couldn't we make this some other time?
know, but	Be sure you're with somebody responsible in case any questions are asked. Understand?
you? no, you'll be all right, so long as you establish an alibi for tonight.	know, but
dude - there's not any chance of my becoming involved in this, is there?	You? No, you'll be all right, so long as you establish an alibi for tonight.
what do you mean?	All you gotta do is fix a few things for us , and we'll do the rest, see?
you don't have to do nothing.	What do you mean?
why, i couldn't do that . . . !	You don't have to do nothing.
why not?	Why, I couldn't do that . . . !
good heavens, man! you're not suggesting that i	Why not?
but after all, you can't take blood from a stone.	We can take blood from anything   If it's comin' to us.
that don't do us any good.	But after all, you can't take blood from a stone.
i'm sorry, dude, buti	That don't do us any good.
then what did you want to gamble for? if you'd have beat us out of fifty g's, you'd have been paid, wouldn't you? well, we want our dough.	I'm sorry, Dude, butI
i haven't got it.	Then what did you want to gamble for? If you'd have beat us out of fifty G's, you'd have been paid, wouldn't you? Well, we want our dough.
that's your funeral. we've got fifty thousand dollars comin' to us.	I haven't got it.
i know, i know, dude. oh, i must have been crazy! i lost my head completely!	That's your funeral. We've got fifty thousand dollars comin' to us.
you know what we do to welchers, cluett, don't you?	I know, I know, Dude. Oh, I must have been crazy! I lost my head completely!
why, matt!	What are you doing here?
i'll grow a moustache by the time you get out of here.	Why, Matt!
i'm not afraid of you. you haven't got a moustache!	I'll grow a moustache by the time you get out of here.
and now fair woman, i have you in my power.	I'm not afraid of you. You haven't got a moustache!
a misunderstood bachelor.	And now fair woman, I have you in my power.
what is that, mr. bones?[7]	A misunderstood bachelor.
oh, you're not so badly off. there's something much worse than being a misunderstood wife.	What is that, Mr. Bones?[7]
you know, there ought to be a congressional medal for men like you. america's comfort to misunderstood wives. i never thought i would find myself in that class.	Oh, you're not so badly off. There's something much worse than being a misunderstood wife.
good for you. come on.	You know, there ought to be a Congressional Medal for men like you. America's comfort to misunderstood wives. I never thought I would find myself in that class.
no. no, i'm afraid papa isn't that much interested. he's too busy rushing off to philadelphia to make stuffy, old speeches at stuffy, old bankers' meetings. too busy closing big, important deals  i think i will have a drink.	Good for you. Come on.
what's the matter? afraid papa will spank?	No. No, I'm afraid papa isn't that much interested. He's too busy rushing off to Philadelphia to make stuffy, old speeches at stuffy, old bankers' meetings. Too busy closing big, important deals  I think I will have a drink.
no. i know the answer to that one.  i think you'd better take me home.	What's the matter? Afraid papa will spank?
come on up for just a few minutes. we'll have just one drink, then we'll go.	No. I know the answer to that one.  I think you'd better take me home.
i knew i couldn't trust you. you told me you were taking me home.	Come on up for just a few minutes. We'll have just one drink, then we'll go.
my apartment.	I knew I couldn't trust you. You told me you were taking me home.
what's this?	My apartment.
no. no, i'm not. i deliberately avoided you. i was afraid of making a fool of myself. but i won't stand it any longer	Cyril!
why, cyril, you're insane	No. No, I'm not. I deliberately avoided you. I was afraid of making a fool of myself. But I won't stand it any longer
i've loved you ever since i can remember, long before you married tom dickson.	Why, Cyril, you're insane
now wait a minute, wait a minute...	I've loved you ever since I can remember, long before you married Tom Dickson.
don't you know i've been crazy about you for years?	Now wait a minute, wait a minute...
what?	Don't you know I've been crazy about you for years?
i want to be near you!	What?
no.	I want to be near you!
don't you know?	No.
why are you so anxious?	Don't you know?
no, they won't. not when you are there. oh, please, be a sport. please ask me.	Why are you so anxious?
don't be silly, cyril. these are respectable people. they'd probably bore you to death.	No, they won't. Not when you are there. Oh, please, be a sport. Please ask me.
now phyllis, if you don't invite me, i'm coming anyway.	Don't be silly, Cyril. These are respectable people. They'd probably bore you to death.
you? no can do. it's all set. just a few of tom's closest friends.	Now Phyllis, if you don't invite me, I'm coming anyway.
well, aren't you going to invite me?	You? No can do. It's all set. Just a few of Tom's closest friends.
well, what?	Well, aren't you going to invite me?
well	Well, what?
but i'm giving a party for him - a real, old-fashioned surprise party. caps, bells, whistles, and everything. i'm really terribly excited about it. i've been planning it for months.	Well
oh! oh, no!  i think i've done enough experimenting for one day. congratulations, cyril. you've convinced me that you're a philanderer of the very first order. i shall recommend you highly.	Please, please don't laugh at me, Phyllis. I must see you tonight!
yes, yes, it does. what are you doing tonight, phyllis?	See, we're getting along famously!
doesn't that come next?	Yes, yes, it does. What are you doing tonight, Phyllis?
but you see, it isn't blarney where you're concerned.	Now let me see, what comes next?  Oh yes, I know - what are you doing tonight, Phyllis?
come on cyril, try a little bit of it out on me. i haven't had any first-class blarney thrown at me since the day i was married.	But you see, it isn't blarney where you're concerned.
whatever it is that makes you such a riot with women.	Come on Cyril, try a little bit of it out on me. I haven't had any first-class blarney thrown at me since the day I was married.
line?	Whatever it is that makes you such a riot with women.
not bad, not bad at all. do you know something? i've always been curious about your line.	Line?
if i thought you were the slightest bit interested, i would.	Not bad, not bad at all. Do you know something? I've always been curious about your line.
running around. not your work.  you'd better start reforming, cyril!	If I thought you were the slightest bit interested, I would.
what is?	running around. Not your work.  You'd better start reforming, Cyril!
here, here, here, now! don't you go back to work on me, too. i'm getting tired of this. besides, it's beginning to affect your looks	What is?
liar! you're just suffering from lack of sleep.	Here, here, here, now! Don't you go back to work on me, too. I'm getting tired of this. Besides, it's beginning to affect your looks
well, you can. you always could.	Liar! You're just suffering from lack of sleep.
for a celebrated bounder, that is an awful admission. besides, i never knew that any female could do this to you .	Well, you can. You always could.
being alone with you has always done this to me. you know that.	For a celebrated bounder, that is an awful admission. Besides, I never knew that any female could do this to you .
me?	Being alone with you has always done this to me. You know that.
am i? why, i - i don't know any reason why i should be, unless of course it's you . . .	Me?
what is the matter with you? you're trembling?	Am I? Why, I - I don't know any reason why I should be, unless of course it's you . . .
this won't do. not during business hours . . .	Why, I needed a
that will be just about enough! now get out of here!	I guess I have said enough  I'm just wasting my breath talking to you.
this is my business. mr. dickson's been like a father to me.  what has he ever done to you to deserve a deal like this?	That will be just about enough! Now get out of here!
phyllis, you don't have to explain anything.  you'd do well to mind your own business.	This is my business. Mr. Dickson's been like a father to me.  What has he ever done to you to deserve a deal like this?
i tell you, i'm not interested in your opinion.	No?  Then maybe you'll understand, Mrs. Dickson. Oh, gee, he's crazy about you. Nobody knows it better than you. If he ever finds out, it'll kill him.
you've no right to do this to her, mr. cluett. why don't you think it over? it's only gonna get you into a lot of trouble.	I tell you, I'm not interested in your opinion.
i'm not interested in what you think.	You've no right to do this to her, Mr. Cluett. Why don't you think it over? It's only gonna get you into a lot of trouble.
anything you have to say to me, you can say in the morning.	Oh no, Mr. Cluett, if it's all the same to you, I'd rather not wait. It's about you and Mrs. Dickson.
i'm listening.	It's funny - now that I'm here, I don't know just how to go about it.  You see, I kind of expected to find you here alone.
well, i thought i'd like to have a little talk with you.	I'm listening.
the butler said i could stay. i told him it was important.	Oh, yeah?
now?	Yes, now.
let me see your cash book, will you?	Now?
yes, sir.	Let me see your cash book, will you?
are the payrolls ready for tomorrow?	Yes, sir.
good morning, mr. dickson. my wife is much better this morning.	Well, that's too bad. Mine's all right too.
shall we let the people come in?	Of course, let them in! You're late now.
that makes it unanimous. i feel all right too.	Thank you!
i'm feeling fine this morning.	That makes it unanimous. I feel all right too.
wait a minute.  how do you feel this morning?	I'm feeling fine this morning.
excuse me	Wait a minute.  How do you feel this morning?
got a handkerchief?	Excuse me
much better this morning, thank you.	Got a handkerchief?
john, how's your wife this morning?	Much better this morning, thank you.
good morning, mr. dickson.	John, how's your wife this morning?
listen, dear. now tell me the truth about this. were you in cluett's apartment?	In Cluett's apartment? Well dear, you see, I . . . I . . .
last night? er - why - uh, last night . . .	Listen, dear. Now tell me the truth about this. Were you in Cluett's apartment?
listen, dear. i want to ask you something. i know it's a silly thing for me to ask you, but . . . i want you to tell me the truth. where were you last night?	Last night? Er - why - uh, last night . . .
happy now?	No.
all right. i'll postpone the whole thing until tomorrow night.	Happy now?
don't you forget that i'm still the head man around here too. now we'll get the tickets changed for tomorrow night. you and i are going out together. how's that?	Tomorrow night?
well . . .	Don't you forget that I'm still the head man around here too. Now we'll get the tickets changed for tomorrow night. You and I are going out together. How's that?
listen, don't go around being attractive to anyone but me . . .	Well . . .
ho, ho, ho, yourself! i wouldn't laugh if i were you. you may not suspect it, but i'm still attractive - to some.	Listen, don't go around being attractive to anyone but me . . .
ho! ho! ho!	Ho, ho, ho, yourself! I wouldn't laugh if I were you. You may not suspect it, but I'm still attractive - to some.
the girls!  i don't suppose it ever occurred to you that i might go out and find myself an attractive young man . . .	Ho! Ho! Ho!
you can take some of the girls. you can take mildred - or gwynn	The girls!  I don't suppose it ever occurred to you that I might go out and find myself an attractive young man . . .
yes, of course.	You can take some of the girls. You can take Mildred - or Gwynn
that's what it was you planned, wasn't it?	Yes, of course.
the theatre?	That's what it was you planned, wasn't it?
listen, it isn't so terribly important. we can go to the theatre any time.	The theatre?
i don't care whether it's important or not. you said you were going out with me, and if you hadn't promised so faithfully, i wouldn't have gone and planned the whole thing.	Listen, it isn't so terribly important. We can go to the theatre any time.
but i have to go, dear. it's a very important banker's meeting.	I don't care whether it's important or not. You said you were going out with me, and if you hadn't promised so faithfully, I wouldn't have gone and planned the whole thing.
now tom, you simply cannot go to philadelphia tonight. that's all there is to it.	But I have to go, dear. It's a very important banker's meeting.
i'm terribly sorry. i'd forgotten all about you. i'm so sorry, dear.	Now Tom, you simply cannot go to Philadelphia tonight. That's all there is to it.
yes.	I'm terribly sorry. I'd forgotten all about you. I'm so sorry, dear.
oh, i did have a date with you tonight, didn't i?	Yes.
nothing. tom, i thought you were going out with me tonight.	Oh, I did have a date with you tonight, didn't I?
what's the matter dear? what have i done now?	Nothing. Tom, I thought you were going out with me tonight.
it's amazing that your sweet, lovely, gorgeous wife can ever get to see you.	Oooh! That has the earmarks!
if this isn't a red-letter day for tom dickson! first i trample on the board of directors, then i promote matt here to assistant cashier, and now to complete the day i have a visit from my sweet and lovely and gorgeous wife. what a man, what a man!	It's amazing that your sweet, lovely, gorgeous wife can ever get to see you.
hello, darling.	If this isn't a red-letter day for Tom Dickson! First I trample on the Board of Directors, then I promote Matt here to assistant cashier, and now to complete the day I have a visit from my sweet and lovely and gorgeous wife. What a man, what a man!
well, look who's here! hello, dear.	Hello, darling.
oh!	Oh, no! It's not for you. You're only going to get married. Mrs. Dickson and I are going to go on the honeymoon.
good morning.	Say, I know what's the matter with you. Matt!
good morning, helen.	Good morning.
you want the rest of those numbers, mr. dickson?	Numbers? No, never mind.
come on in here, helen. bring your book. i want some numbers to try to get some action. get parker at the union-leeds - the exchange . . . winslow and old man harris at the home mortgage. snap into it, helen. just as quick as you can.	Yes, sir.
in mr. sampson's office.	Now don't you worry about it.
where is he now?	In Mr. Sampson's office.
oh, mr. dickson - they're going to arrest matt. they think he did it!	Where is he now?
helen, tell matt i want to see him.	Yes, sir.
longer.	I haven't got any new stories for them this morning, either.
directors, eh? long faces?	Longer.
why, the directors are waiting for you in the board room.	Directors, eh? Long faces?
ummm. stalling, eh?  anything new?	Why, the directors are waiting for you in the board room.
why - well, i	Ummm. Stalling, eh?  Anything new?
guess we'll just have to sacrifice the bank. when are you and matt going to get married?	Why - well, I
i don't know.	Guess we'll just have to sacrifice the bank. When are you and Matt going to get married?
helen, you're becoming more beautiful every day. what are we going to do about it?	I don't know.
good morning.	Helen, you're becoming more beautiful every day. What are we going to do about it?
yes?	Get Mrs. Dickson on the phone.
helen!	Yes?
mr. sampson . . .	All right. Send him in.
yes?	Mr. Sampson . . .
helen, i'm going to philadelphia, just as soon as the bank closes. make all the arrangements, will you?	Yes, sir.
yes?	Helen, I'm going to Philadelphia, just as soon as the bank closes. Make all the arrangements, will you?
but, mr. dickson, i thought you were going to take care of the mortgage. i only want ten thousand. the property is worth sixty.	Mr. Schaffer will take good care of you. He'll give you fifteen - maybe twenty . . .
mr. dickson?	Ah, Mrs. Pembroke. I spoke to Mr. Schaffer at the Guaranty. He's going to take care of that mortgage for you . . .
yes, thank you.	Hello, Helen.
got my letter?	Yes, thank you.
good morning, mr. dickson.	Got my letter?
good morning, mrs. pembroke.	Good morning, Mr. Dickson.
looks good. how much did it cost?	I don't know. Mr. Sampson bought it for me.
yes, sir.	Looks good. How much did it cost?
well, well, well - got your uniform, eh?	Yes, sir.
oh, make that uniform blue.	Yes, sir.
why, i don't know.	You see Sampson. Tell him I sent you. You've got to have a uniform.
my goodness, you ought to have a uniform. how much does one cost?	Why, I don't know.
no, sir.	My goodness, you ought to have a uniform. How much does one cost?
you haven't got a uniform?	No, sir.
i haven't any.	You haven't got a uniform?
wait a minute. where's your uniform?	I haven't any.
helen, while you're downtown, you might stop in and make reservations for the bridal suite on the berengaria sailing next week.	Gee, thanks, Mr. Dickson
i don't want to hear any more about it. if you don't get married, i'll fire both of you.	Helen, while you're downtown, you might stop in and make reservations for the bridal suite on the Berengaria sailing next week.
but i haven't . . .	I don't want to hear any more about it. If you don't get married, I'll fire both of you.
i want you both to take the day off. go downtown and get a license and get married right away!	But I haven't . . .
aw, i don't know what you're talking about. all i know is that you're losing your bank and	All right. That's all.  Please, Matt.
she was, wasn't she? how long has this been going on? do you know?	Aw, I don't know what you're talking about. All I know is that you're losing your bank and
well . . . uh . . . i . . .	She was, wasn't she? How long has this been going on? Do you know?
wait a minute. answer my question. was mrs. dickson there?	Well . . . uh . . . I . . .
listen, mr. dickson, don't let them lick you just because a couple of big shots turned you down. you've got more friends than anybody in this town. little guys - guys who wouldn't be in business if it weren't for you. all you've got to do is	Wait a minute. Answer my question. Was Mrs. Dickson there?
was mrs. dickson there?	Listen, Mr. Dickson, don't let them lick you just because a couple of big shots turned you down. You've got more friends than anybody in this town. Little guys - guys who wouldn't be in business if it weren't for you. All you've got to do is
oh, i can explain about that later. you're losing your bank - don't you realize what that means?	Was Mrs. Dickson there?
were you in cluett's apartment?	Oh, I can explain about that later. You're losing your bank - don't you realize what that means?
you're not giving up, are you, mr. dickson?	Were you in Cluett's apartment?
why wouldn't you tell me where you were last night?	You're not giving up, are you, Mr. Dickson?
we haven't got much time left, mr. dickson. we've got to do something quick or it'll be too late.	Why wouldn't you tell me where you were last night?
no, i'm not mr. dickson!	Yes, you are. You're protecting somebody. Now listen, it doesn't make any difference who it is. It can't be as important as this. Now come on, tell me. Where were you last night?  Come on, don't be a fool. Matt, you trust me, don't you?
you're protecting somebody.	No, I'm not Mr. Dickson!
no. i won't.	You're protecting somebody.
wait a minute. wait a minute.  matt, do you realize you're up against something? you're being charged with murder. it's serious, son. now come on, i know you didn't do it.  but we've got to make them believe it. come on, tell the truth, where were you last night?	I can't tell you.
i already told him i was home.	There you are.
well, i	I suppose you want me to fix that up for you too, eh?
aw, go on, forget it. you came through, didn't you? that's all i wanted. a lot of them didn't think you would. you don't know how much satisfaction it's been to me. it's been swell. well, when are you and helen going to get married?	Well, I
aw, i'm sorry, mr. dickson. it's just kind of sudden, that's all.  sure, i'm excited. i think it's great. only, well, you've done so much for me already . . . i'll never be able to thank you enough.	Aw, go on, forget it. You came through, didn't you? That's all I wanted. A lot of them didn't think you would. You don't know how much satisfaction it's been to me. It's been swell. Well, when are you and Helen going to get married?
say, come on. show a little enthusiasm. what's the matter? are you sick or something? go on, fake it - even if it isn't real.	Aw, I'm sorry, Mr. Dickson. It's just kind of sudden, that's all.  Sure, I'm excited. I think it's great. Only, well, you've done so much for me already . . . I'll never be able to thank you enough.
sure, i think it's swell.	Say, come on. Show a little enthusiasm. What's the matter? Are you sick or something? Go on, fake it - even if it isn't real.
what's the matter? you don't seem very excited about it.	Sure, I think it's swell.
and what's more, keep up the good work and who knows - some day you'll be the fellow sitting behind that desk . . .  not a bad thought, eh?	What's the matter? You don't seem very excited about it.
it's all right. thanks.	And what's more, keep up the good work and who knows - some day you'll be the fellow sitting behind that desk . . .  Not a bad thought, eh?
don't worry, mr. dickson. we'll find out whether he's telling the truth. i'll have a man from headquarters check up on it right away.	You don't want to check up on anybody. I'll do all the checking up. Wait a minute.
you're lying!	Don't worry, Mr. Dickson. We'll find out whether he's telling the truth. I'll have a man from headquarters check up on it right away.
my wife? what's she got to do with you?	No wonder he didn't want to mention her name.
why, you must be crazy. i've known this man for years.	He's just confessed. He's been mixed up with the toughest gangsters in town.
you were right, mr. dickson! brown didn't have anything to do with it. here's your man.	Why, you must be crazy. I've known this man for years.
of course it's true - and he knows it.	Listen, Matt. If you don't tell the truth, I can't help you. Where were you last night?
maybe. but i'm taking no chances.  why, this kid's got a record.	So have you. So have I. So's everybody got a record. What difference does that make? You can't go around pinning crimes on people just because they
what are you talking about? he had no more to do with it than you did.	Maybe. But I'm taking no chances.  Why, this kid's got a record.
all i know is the bank's been robbed and a murder's been committed. the way i see it, brown here looks guilty.	What are you talking about? He had no more to do with it than you did.
that's what he says. i got a man from headquarters checking up on it now.	Good.  You've got nothing to worry about. Soon as the report comes in, you'll be released.  And listen, don't talk so loud. Take it easy. Coast a little.
if he can do it, yes.	Why, certainly he can.  Matt, now all you've got to do is tell them where you were last night, between twelve and twelve-thirty, and everything will be all right.
all right. if the boy proves an alibi, he's all right, isn't he?	If he can do it, yes.
the clock opposite the vault was stopped by a bullet at 12:09.	All right. If the boy proves an alibi, he's all right, isn't he?
what time did this thing happen?	The clock opposite the vault was stopped by a bullet at 12:09.
it's an inside job. that's a cinch. whoever did it had a pretty good picture of the layout. now brown, here, is in charge of the vaults, isn't he?	Yes.
why pick on him ?	It's an inside job. That's a cinch. Whoever did it had a pretty good picture of the layout. Now Brown, here, is in charge of the vaults, isn't he?
i'm afraid i must, mr. dickson.	Why pick on him ?
what's the matter? what's going on here?  this is ridiculous! you can't hold this boy on a vague suspicion.	I'm afraid I must, Mr. Dickson.
yes, sir.	I hate to do this, but I've got to have time to dig up some help. I think I know where I can get some real cash. Snap into it, Sampson. We will lick this thing yet.
get all the big bills in the place. take them out and get them changed. get nothing but ones and fives. distribute them among the tellers. tell them to take their time. stall as much as possible. count and recount the money.	Yes, sir.
mr. dickson! mr. dickson!	Get all the big bills in the place. Take them out and get them changed. Get nothing but ones and fives. Distribute them among the tellers. Tell them to take their time. Stall as much as possible. Count and recount the money.
we can't keep open till four o'clock. we haven't cash enough to last an hour.	Don't you think I know it?
what'll we do?	I'll talk to them. Listen, go back and tell the boys to stall as much as possible. Tell 'em not to pay any attention to what I said. Tell 'em to verify every signature.
the fools! if they only knew it, they're making things worse for themselves. somebody starts a silly rumor, and they lose their heads.	What'll we do?
yes, sir. but soon as our money runs out, they'll mob the place.	The fools! If they only knew it, they're making things worse for themselves. Somebody starts a silly rumor, and they lose their heads.
mine too?	Yes, sir. But soon as our money runs out, they'll mob the place.
yes, sir.	Mine too?
did you get the case for the securities?	Yes, sir.
look at them, mr. dickson. they're going crazy.	Did you get the case for the securities?
the bank's reputation wouldn't be worth a nickel after that. this is just a flurry, that's all. they've heard about the robbery and got panic-stricken. listen, get a hold of our available securities and have them turned into cash. wait a minute. get my personal stuff and have that turned into cash too. tell the boys anyone caught arguing with a depositor will be fired on the spot.	Yes, sir.
we haven't much on hand, you know. if it gets any worse, i hope we don't have to close the doors.	The bank's reputation wouldn't be worth a nickel after that. This is just a flurry, that's all. They've heard about the robbery and got panic-stricken. Listen, get a hold of our available securities and have them turned into cash. Wait a minute. Get my personal stuff and have that turned into cash too. Tell the boys anyone caught arguing with a depositor will be fired on the spot.
all right. send down to the vaults and have our reserve cash sent up here right away.	We haven't much on hand, you know. If it gets any worse, I hope we don't have to close the doors.
they've been coming in steady all morning. i have called for some extra police.	All right. Send down to the vaults and have our reserve cash sent up here right away.
the lobby's half filled now.	What are you talking about?
how about his nights? he's too busy running around. tell him to keep tomorrow night open, come in and sign this thing, or i'll call this whole deal off.	Yes, sir.
he says he can't get away in the daytime.	How about his nights? He's too busy running around. Tell him to keep tomorrow night open, come in and sign this thing, or I'll call this whole deal off.
that's just exactly what he has been doing. this deal should have been closed weeks ago. tell him to keep tomorrow open . . .	He says he can't get away in the daytime.
i'm afraid he's been stalling.	That's just exactly what he has been doing. This deal should have been closed weeks ago. Tell him to keep tomorrow open . . .
good. i'll take this along with me. tell clyde i'll see him tomorrow. i'm sick and tired of the delay.	I'm afraid he's been stalling.
here's the data on the clyde deal.	Good. I'll take this along with me. Tell Clyde I'll see him tomorrow. I'm sick and tired of the delay.
well, sampson, what is it?	Here's the data on the Clyde deal.
but you said it would be safe! it's his life insurance money. oh, please, i'll go to the old ladies' home if you don't do something, please!	Please, lady. Please be quiet. Everything will be all right.  Open up here, folks. All right, folks, please!
quiet down, please! take it easy, folks. everything will be all right.	But you said it would be safe! It's his life insurance money. Oh, please, I'll go to the Old Ladies' Home if you don't do something, please!
absolutely.	It's his life insurance money, you know.
is it safe?	Absolutely.
yes, ma'am, you can deposit your money here.	Is it safe?
oh, well. i guess the only other thing for me to do is to go out and buy myself a few sticks of dynamite. when he comes out, you tell him i'll be back. he hasn't gotten rid of me!	All right.
hardly.	Oh, well. I guess the only other thing for me to do is to go out and buy myself a few sticks of dynamite. When he comes out, you tell him I'll be back. He hasn't gotten rid of me!
well, take my word for it, and don't try it. it's useless!  if it were some other woman, i could handle her, but after all, you can't scratch a bank's eyes out now, can you?	Hardly.
no.	Well, take my word for it, and don't try it. It's useless!  If it were some other woman, I could handle her, but after all, you can't scratch a bank's eyes out now, can you?
helen, did you ever try competing with a bank?	No.
i'm afraid so.	Helen, did you ever try competing with a bank?
board meeting. oh, that means hours, i suppose.	I'm afraid so.
he's at a board meeting.	Board meeting. Oh, that means hours, I suppose.
is that busy husband of mine busy?	He's at a board meeting.
how-do-you-do, mrs. dickson.	Is that busy husband of mine busy?
the big guys have got the screws on him. you've got to come through for him, mr. conway. he came through for you a hundred times. if his friends don't help him, who is going to help him?	Matt, look! There's Mr. Jones!
mr. williams . . .	The big guys have got the screws on him. You've got to come through for him, Mr. Conway. He came through for you a hundred times. If his friends don't help him, who is going to help him?
dickson's in a jam i tell you. the run's getting worse.	Mr. Williams . . .
did you talk to him?	Yeah.  I got an idea. Come on, let's get to a telephone.
yes. he called some of the biggest people in town.	Sure, they'd turn him down. He ought to know that. I'm going in there and talk to him.
they must have turned him down.	Yes. He called some of the biggest people in town.
something's happened. he isn't trying anymore.	They must have turned him down.
what's he doing, honey? is he getting any help?	Something's happened. He isn't trying anymore.
oh, matt . . .	Don't cry, honey. Everything's gonna be all right.
shh . . . !  i'll wait for you upstairs.	All right, dear.
okay, honey - but just the same i'd like to take a crack at that	Shh . . . !  I'll wait for you upstairs.
now you've got me worried, dear.  promise me you won't butt in.	Okay, honey - but just the same I'd like to take a crack at that
can you imagine that guy? he was kissing her.	Now you've got me worried, dear.  Promise me you won't butt in.
oh now, don't be silly.	Can you imagine that guy? He was kissing her.
who? cluett? no, not yet. but i'd like to take a crack at that stiff- necked, horse dollar.[6]	Oh now, don't be silly.
say matt, you haven't done anything about what you saw today, have you?	Who? Cluett? No, not yet. But I'd like to take a crack at that stiff- necked, horse dollar.[6]
oh, charlie again.	Say Matt, you haven't done anything about what you saw today, have you?
what's keeping you?	Oh, Charlie again.
in cluett's office?	Yes, right in his office, the rat. I'd like to take a crack at that guy.
i tell you, i saw them!	In Cluett's office?
oh matt, you must be mistaken.	I tell you, I saw them!
well, he was making love to her.	Oh Matt, you must be mistaken.
well . . . ?	Well, he was making love to her.
come here.  you know, a few minutes ago i was in cluett's office and mrs. dickson was there.	Well . . . ?
what's the matter, matt? gee, i thought you'd be thrilled to death.	Come here.  You know, a few minutes ago I was in Cluett's office and Mrs. Dickson was there.
yeah.	What's the matter, Matt? Gee, I thought you'd be thrilled to death.
what happened? what did he say? did you get the job?	Yeah.
say, i just heard the merger isn't going thru. isn't that grand?	Yeah, swell.
all right, i'm lying. don't forget you called me a liar.	Oh, Matt.
yes.	All right, I'm lying. Don't forget you called me a liar.
oh, you think i'm lying?	Yes.
no.	Oh, you think I'm lying?
a friend of mine - yeah, really - his mother was terribly sick and she was dying, would you believe it?	No.
yes.	A friend of mine - yeah, really - his mother was terribly sick and she was dying, would you believe it?
oh, ten dollars	Yes.
the ten dollars.	Oh, ten dollars
with what?	The ten dollars.
what did you do with it?	With what?
hey, look out, somebody's likely to see us!	Oh, is that so?
come here, honey!	Hey, look out, somebody's likely to see us!
why?	Come here, honey!
matt, come here!	Why?
hello, helen!	Matt, come here!
are you sure?	Yes, sir.
he came to see mr. cluett.	Are you sure?
he was here?	He came to see Mr. Cluett.
he was in the bank yesterday.	He was here?
yes, why?	He was in the bank yesterday.
did you say dude finlay?	Yes, why?
dude finlay?	Yes, sir.
he left here about an hour ago and went down to dude finlay's joint.	Dude Finlay?
never mind all that. what did you find out?	He left here about an hour ago and went down to Dude Finlay's joint.
i've been trailing the cashier like you told me. you're right about that guy, chief. there's something screwy somewhere.	Never mind all that. What did you find out?
what did you find out, mike?	I've been trailing the cashier like you told me. You're right about that guy, chief. There's something screwy somewhere.
listen here, young man - nobody ever called me a liar yet and got away with it	That's all, Mrs. Halligan. Thanks.
no - because me clock struck four, and when it strikes four, it's one.	There you are!
yes, i know. cause the dooley sisters weren't in yet.	No - because me clock struck four, and when it strikes four, it's one.
no. it wasn't earlier because...	Yes, I know. Cause the Dooley sisters weren't in yet.
it couldn't have been earlier?	No. It wasn't earlier because...
yes, i guess it was one, 'cause...	It couldn't have been earlier?
that's just what i'm trying to tell you, sir. it was a half hour after the dooley sisters . . .	Was it twelve o'clock?
i don't care about the dooley sisters - what time did he get in?	That's just what I'm trying to tell you, sir. It was a half hour after the Dooley sisters . . .
now, let me see - a half hour after the dooley sisters - and the dooley sisters never get home until after	I don't care about the Dooley sisters - what time did he get in?
what time did matt brown get in?	Now, let me see - a half hour after the Dooley sisters - and the Dooley sisters never get home until after
huh?	What time did Matt Brown get in?
what time was it?	Huh?
it was late, i know. the dooley sisters was already in. they work at a show, you know.	What time was it?
what time was it, mrs. halligan?	It was late, I know. The Dooley sisters was already in. They work at a show, you know.
for the rheumatism, you know.	What time was it, Mrs. Halligan?
do you know this young man, mrs. halligan?	Sure I do. He has the best room in me house. The one with the fancy wallpaper.
but i wasn't here, mr. dickson. honest i wasn't . . .	Then where were you?
eleven o'clock, eh? are you sure it was that?	Yes.
well, about - uh - eleven o'clock.	Eleven o'clock, eh? Are you sure it was that?
what time did you get in?	Well, about - uh - eleven o'clock.
yes.	What time did you get in?
so you were home last night?	Yes.
then who changed it?	I don't know.
i didn't do it! i haven't got a gun!	You used to carry a gun, didn't you?
sit down! when the watchman surprised you, you shot him - what'd you do with the gun?	I didn't do it! I haven't got a gun!
wasn't anywhere near this place	Sit down! When the watchman surprised you, you shot him - what'd you do with the gun?
you turned off the burglar alarm, you set the time clock, came back at twelve and emptied the boxes, didn't you?	wasn't anywhere near this place
certainly, mr. jones! certainly! charlie!	They're starting to come in already. Yeah. Yeah. Well, listen. Don't waste any time. Get all the money you can lay your hands on, and bring it down here right away. Step on it.
where's charlie?	Charlie's upstairs as sore as a pup. He's out fourteen cents, and he can't find it.
i guess so.	Where's Charlie?
everybody in?	I guess so.
yeah, what did he do with his first one?	Bought himself a pocketbook!
that mug reminds me of a guy with his second dollar.	Yeah, what did he do with his first one?
i'm okay, matt.	You've got enough?
how are you fixed?	I'm okay, Matt.
okay, matt.	How are you fixed?
you're carrying too much money on you, hank. you better turn some in tonight.	Okay, Matt.
sometimes a wound will kill.	Now you tell us.
this is healing?	Sometimes a wound will kill.
i couldn't lose him.	Jim Younger, I told you--
i think i may just go on to the reservation.	Tom, I'm this close to coming with you...
you can ride like that?	I said like a Comanche, not this Comanche.
he's not bad at it.	It's tougher than it looks.
things changed when you quit the gang. for example, i'm now the one who says "let's ride."	He's not bad at it.
i'm sorry, cole.	You're just upset about Jesse. We all are.
i swear --	Swear on Jimmy's grave.
swear.	I swear --
bob. i didn't...	Swear.
what have you done?!	Bob. I didn't...
i ain't done --	WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
what have you done?	I ain't done --
how'd they --	What have you done?
cole, we're outlaws. not exactly the most respectable job, if you know what i mean.	Leave me alone, Bob.
as long as people think jesse's still riding, we will never get the respect we deserve.	Cole, we're outlaws. Not exactly the most respectable job, if you know what I mean.
that was because of... the reputation the gang had.	As long as people think Jesse's still riding, we will never get the respect we deserve.
it's still taking too long. the people used to snap to.	That was because of... the reputation the gang had.
this is the best score yet.	It's still taking too long. The people used to snap to.
that's what the newspapers say. weren't for jesse james, this gang wouldn't be able to find a goat's ass with a stick.	What?
we got a problem here, brother?	Frankly, yes. I'm feeling a little left out.
how?	Say we bust into a bank. We yell "We're the Younger-James Gang!" People are gonna be thinking, "The younger James Gang? Is there an older James Gang? How come we never heard of the older James gang?" So people are trying to figure that out instead of raising their arms.
no, jimmy has a point. the younger-james gang could be confusing.	How?
uhh, yeah it does.	You stay out of this, Bob.
these are deeds and mortgages of farms the bank was holding for the railroad.	Better pass them over here before something happens to 'em.
the sheriff says it was a gang of drunk kansas boys.	I say we ride into town and kill us some Pinkertons and railroad men.
our place, clell miller's, sammy johnston, the creeders. will hite.	The sheriff says it was a gang of drunk Kansas boys.
here's liberty's favorite son!  i'll never forget what you did, cousin.	Zee, I'm pleased you came.
your ma wouldn't let us leave until we ate something.	That was two hours ago.
never thought that pissant town would look so pretty.	Anywhere nobody's shooting at me is pretty.
he's smiling.	Never a good thing.
gatling! they've got a gatling!	Dammit, this stopped being fun about two years ago!
the army can hang him.	Tomorrow.
they said because the detectives were working for the department of the interior --	The Army can hang him.
damn!	They said because the detectives were working for the Department of the Interior --
oh no...	He just lost his temper a little.
they came up, made the same offer they made you folks. our little brother jim tried to chase 'em off, one of those detectives hit him in the head, knocked him out. cole lost his temper.	Oh no...
cole, i want to get to the farm, make sure little jim and the girls are okay.	Stop by our spread after that, tell our Ma we're all right. We'll go to Doc Mimms.
jesus mercy, that's charlie higgins, dave laller ...	... Will Perry ...
nope.	Then I love it.
corn gonna shoot at me?	Nope.
yesterday.	Well, somebody better go tell THE DAMN YANKEES!
my plan of lying here pissing myself seems to be working mighty fine, thank you.	I can hit those boys from here. We just need a distraction.
listen, he's my brother and i don't want to start trouble...	Tell me.
what?	Listen, he's my brother and I don't want to start trouble...
he's planning a job.	What?
he's been full of vinegar lately.	He's planning a job.
listen, jesse, we've got a problem.  it's cole.	He's been full of vinegar lately.
you are a fine figure of a man.	Listen, Jesse, we've got a problem.  It's Cole.
the things a fella has to do to get a little respect around here...	You are a fine figure of a man.
this is about the "wanted!" posters, isn't it.	Yes. I am obviously not standing out in people's minds at the robberies.
beg pardon?	You heard me, Jesse. You know how crazy I get!
one false move and i'll blow your heads off!	Beg pardon?
okay, folks, i think we know how this is going to go...	One false move and I'll blow your heads off!
hey!	"Bank officials estimate the loss at fifty thousand dollars."
"the outlaws calling themselves the james-younger gang shot their way out of town, wounding the sherriff and three other townsfolk."	Hey!
well, no, jesse, it was the bank's. that's why we had to go to all that trouble of stealing it.  you explain it to him.	We oughta take some of this, give it to our neighbors in Liberty. Lot of people hurting up there.
all right, settle down. all this money ain't ours.	Well, no, Jesse, it was the bank's. That's why we had to go to all that trouble of stealing it.  You explain it to him.
but if we take their money and supplies...	Exactly.
you have no shame.	Not yet. But I'm hoping.
how many of them did he kill?	Two.
home. we go home. we ride like hell to get there, and we kill anything or anyone that comes between us and our homes. and when we get there we stay there and god help any fool who tries to get me to leave my farm again.	Best damn plan I heard all war.
you shut up now, boy.	No, really. You're wife said she needed some help, seeing as you were so fat you couldn't find your --
i think i saw you leavin' by the front door just as i was coming in the back.	You shut up now, boy.
how?	I think I saw you leavin' by the front door just as I was coming in the back.
i think i recognize you.	How?
what you sayin' boy?	I think I recognize you.
you, ya barrel of pork lard. here piggy piggy!	What you sayin' boy?
what?	You, ya barrel of pork lard. Here piggy piggy!
where'd you get all these riders?	We didn't. Zerelda did. Turns out your wife makes a hell of an outlaw.
you know, you gettin' caught, right after leaving us, some people thought --	Pff. All we been through, the thought never crossed my mind.
missed you too, cousin.	You know, you gettin' caught, right after leaving us, some people thought --
missed you, cousin.	Missed you too, cousin.
what?! we follow you for a year, and now that our blood's been spilled, you're gonna quit?!	Who's next? You? Me? Bob?
i'm out.	WHAT?! We follow you for a year, and now that our blood's been spilled, you're gonna quit?!
we'll make them pay for this.	I'm out.
bob, rip up some bandages.	Pass me some whisky.
okay, you're gonna rest here.	Clell, Tom, go get Doc Mimms in Liberty!
dammit!	A trap.
fine. we hit this bank.	You'll be smiling once you've got all that money to spend, cousin.  Cole Younger's going to make everybody rich!
then let me run the show, general lee.	Fine. We hit this bank.
still smells fishy.	Then let me run the show, General Lee.
i'm the better soldier, jesse.	And I'm the better outlaw.
and almost got hanged in peacetime.	That's it.
i got us through the war all right.	And almost got hanged in peacetime.
a bad idea.	I got us through the War all right.
now the one time one of us comes up with an idea --	A bad idea.
beautiful.	Now the one time one of us comes up with an idea --
i've robbed just as many banks as you have! i know this town, and i know this bank, and i say it's an easy job.	You're forgetting who's in charge --
what are you saying?	I've robbed just as many banks as you have! I know this town, and I know this bank, and I say it's an easy job.
if you'd read about it first, you'd have no problems.	What are you saying?
smells funny, it being mentioned in the paper.	If you'd read about it first, you'd have no problems.
it'll be the biggest score yet.	What will be?
this is your fault for hogging all the publicity.	Hold on, hold on, we all know Bob is an important part of the gang.
yep.	Why aren't we the "Younger-James Gang"? I mean, there's three Younger brothers and only two James brothers here.
all the posters and newspapers are calling this bunch the "james-younger gang."	Yep.
sure, cousin.	All the posters and newspapers are calling this bunch the "James-Younger Gang."
jesse, we got to have a word.	Sure, cousin.
"the fidelity bank and trust was robbed on tuesday by a gang of twenty heavily armed men."	Twenty?!
it's not a bank.	It's better. It's a construction depot. They'll have the strongbox and some ammo and explosives for us to take. That way we can take on a bigger job.
see, frank's being smart about this.	Just because he reads all those books and knows all those big words doesn't make him smart.
i got seven thousand.	I got three.
sorry.	Don't let it happen again.
the james-younger gang.	Sorry.
perfect, cole.	Let's ride.
i'll pick the first job! i mean... i know a girl down at the bank. see if she can't get a list of towns where the railroad keeps its money.	Perfect, Cole.
so what do we do, general lee?	Just like in the war. Harass their supply lines. We kill the railroad's men, they won't care.
this isn't a feud, this is war. they've got more men than we do. we kill detectives, they can replace 'em in a day.	So what do we do, General Lee?
because we were good at it?  hell, we were great at it. jesse, don't tell anyone i said this, because everybody knows i'm the toughest man in this town, but you are one terrifying sonofabitch with those guns.	Yeah.
but it was a whole lot of killing. why should we miss that?	Because we were good at it?  Hell, we were great at it. Jesse, don't tell anyone I said this, because everybody knows I'm the toughest man in this town, but you are one terrifying sonofabitch with those guns.
it was exciting.	But it was a whole lot of killing. Why should we miss that?
the war? what, are you crazy?  there are things i miss about it.	It was exciting.
after all you did on our farm?  you miss it, don't you jesse?	The war? What, are you crazy?  There are things I miss about it.
thanks for the help.	After all you did on our farm?  You miss it, don't you Jesse?
she was european!	All right, calm down. I'll agree Sadie was a woman --
she had a moustache.	She was European!
you ever notice zerelda's eyes?	She got two of them.
what is wrong with you?	In case we have to kill these sonofabitches, I don't want them to see us coming.
not now.	What is wrong with you?
you're not scared, are you?	Pick your fights, cousin. You taught me that.
hands off your hip, cole.	You're not scared, are you?
home, boys. back to our farms.	Planting corn. Harvesting corn. Year after year.
where you boys going?	There's Yankees back there. Lot's of 'em.
i could use the walk.	Suit yourself. We'll have some horses waiting for you at the road.  Let's ride, Rangers!
ride with me, cousin?	I could use the walk.
'bout time you got here, buddy.	What's going on?
well?	I'm thinking...
hmm. go back to the reservation and get drunk in a dirt shack, or work for you...	Well?
tom, why don't you stop at our spread before you head on out to the reservation? figure we might have some work for you, if you want.	Hmm. Go back to the reservation and get drunk in a dirt shack, or work for you...
wait'll we get back to missouri, start telling those gals about how little jesse james charged the whole union army by himself!	You ride like a Comanche.
some indian tracker you turned out to be, tom.	You pay me to find you Bluecoats. There they are.
they gonna rush us?	They're just insurance in case we run.
another dozen out back.	They gonna rush us?
oh, you're in charge? we ain't partners any more, jesse? you tell cole younger where and when to ride?	Cole, he didn't mean that.
jesse.	Oh, you're in charge? We ain't partners any more, Jesse? You tell Cole Younger where and when to ride?
strategically.	-- Exactly. Because this is a war.
hey! we decide something, that's it! we're in this for the long haul, and this idea of me and jesse's will help give us more places to hide out without worrying about some farmer with a shotgun sneakin' up on us in our sleep. we've got to think --	Strategically.
bastards! come back here and face me!	Get buckets!
shakespeare.  he's european.	Ah.
i have no idea what you just said, but it sounded real nice.	Shakespeare.  He's European.
oh, lord, the dance hall girl at bunty's...	Sadie was not a man!
which one, right or left?	The brown one.
i think one of 'em's glass.	Which one, right or left?
what the --	Must be a garrison in town. We're in occupied territory, boys.
both would be nice.	Soon as I hit one, the other'll know and beat us up.
cannon or gatling?	Both would be nice.
open the damn safe!	All right, all right.  Jesse James never yelled at folk...
where is jesse james?	This here is the Younger Gang!
what?	Where is Jesse James?
of course!  uh, sir?	What?
the safe. now.	Of course!  Uh, sir?
go ahead to the saloon. but don't get too drunk!	Me get heap firewater --
east? east above the river heading for the eagle pass?	Ho-yah!
ho-yah. him say tell big lawman in carville that badman jesse james riding toward rising sun, above great river, near eagle rock.	East? East above the river heading for the Eagle Pass?
of st. louis?	Ho-yah. Him say tell Big Lawman in Carville that badman Jesse James riding toward Rising Sun, above Great River, near Eagle Rock.
the district marshall	Of St. Louis?
great chief of st. louis send me.	The District Marshall
yeah, injun. what do you want?	Great Chief of St. Louis send me.
you 'um big lawman?	Yeah, Injun. What do you want?
fine. i'll just wait here.	I'd appreciate that.
it's a secret.	Fine. I'll just wait here.
oh. why didn't you just say so?	It's a secret.
on account of we're robbing it.	Oh. Why didn't you just say so?
then why can't i go in there?	On account of we're robbing it.
you're right, sir.	Then why can't I go in there?
i know it ain't no durned bank holiday!	You're right, sir.
i had you covered.  from back there.	Shit.
where the hell were you?	I had you covered.  From back there.
so?	When have you ever known Old Man Tucker not to be yelling at everybody?
old man tucker is just standing quiet outside the bank.	So?
what is it?	Old Man Tucker is just standing quiet outside the bank.
what the --	What is it?
yesss, but i was thinking, i could come by, and then take zee out. some place near. with other folk. near. here.  but out.	It's fine by me, Jesse.
you know you're welcome any time!	Yesss, but I was thinking, I could come by, and then take Zee out. Some place near. With other folk. Near. Here.  But out.
what do you say, sir?	Go on. You're pretty much all healed up.
boys...	Go home, Doc.  They ain't gonna hang no more Liberty boys.
web died fighting?	Died a hero.
my little web did that?	Pff. He jumped his horse clear over our heads, killed a dozen Union soldiers before they knew what hit them.
-- rode right into them, screaming like a banshee.	My little Web did that?
he thinks this is some kind of game!	I'm upset too, Zee, but Jesse and Cole know what they're doing. I'm sure they won't press their luck.
well, i hope the boy pulls through. we should know in the morning.	I think he's already feeling better.
i fooled them into thinking i was alone.	Well, I hope the boy pulls through. We should know in the morning.
they're gone. what are you --	I fooled them into thinking I was alone.
he's going to be fine, right daddy?	The bullet came out clean, but he lost a whole lot of blood. Praying wouldn't hurt.
daddy, don't start with this again.	Zerelda, it's no coincidence. The railroad men come through, offering to buy up land. Nobody sells. Then they start hanging men who own farms for treason?
see you soon. oh, and i appreciate the distraction back there.	Hell, they hardly even noticed us.
i'll meet you down there in a few weeks.	See you soon. Oh, and I appreciate the distraction back there.
a war against the railroad. what the hell were we thinking?	I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.
yeah.	A war against the railroad. What the hell were we thinking?
you're a piss-poor liar for the smartest man i know.	Yeah.
railroad burned him out too. you couldn't have stopped him.	You're a piss-poor liar for the smartest man I know.
he was a boy riding with the most famous outlaws in the west. how was he supposed to say no to that?	Railroad burned him out too. You couldn't have stopped him.
jim was old enough...	He was a boy riding with the most famous outlaws in the West. How was he supposed to say no to that?
shoulda learned with web. made it look fun, made it look like an adventure. got web killed. now jim.	Jim was old enough...
they're all pinned down. can't even get to the door.	Got any ideas, little brother?
you taking sides against me, now, frank?	No, I --
oh yeah.	Just do me a favor. Think about what this is costing everybody. Not just the railroad.
we're drunk.	Oh yeah.
what do you want me to say, frank? i was killing men when i was fifteen. i like getting shot at. i like riding out of town with a posse at my back. this is a helluva better life than farming.	A better life than the one you could have had with Zee?
maybe it started out that way. but now...	What do you want me to say, Frank? I was killing men when I was fifteen. I like getting shot at. I like riding out of town with a posse at my back. This is a helluva better life than farming.
we're doing this for ma.	Maybe it started out that way. But now...
i can't quit and leave you alone. i can't quit until you quit. ma would've wanted it that way.	We're doing this for Ma.
that's a lie. you could've bought a dozen farms with the money we've stolen.	I can't quit and leave you alone. I can't quit until you quit. Ma would've wanted it that way.
if i could go back to farming --	That's a lie. You could've bought a dozen farms with the money we've stolen.
you've killed your fair share of men.	If I could go back to farming --
it got to you, didn't it. all the killing in the war. you need it now.	You've killed your fair share of men.
and we're good at it.	It got to you, didn't it. All the killing in the war. You need it now.
jesse, we're outlaws.	And we're good at it.
this has been a good year.	Jesse, we're outlaws.
pardon the delay, folks, but we had to get mad bob younger under control!	Bob here'll kill a man for sneezing, and he's the best shot in the gang.
bob's upset.	The posters?
gents, we are in the middle of something here.	Bob's upset.
i don't think it's counterfeit. do you mind if i take a look at all your real bills to compare?	It's the scientific method. It's all the rage.
and it's guarded by pinkerton detectives.	And I do so want to shoot some Pinkerton detectives.
and i planned getting you off the hangman's deck --	And that's why you both lead the gang. Two of you went into that bank together, right?
fine. how'd it go out here?	We're gonna have to talk...
how'd it go in there?	Fine. How'd it go out here?
didn't think you would.  i'm going to go make the coffin.	Make a thousand of 'em. Still won't be enough by the time I'm through.
don't care.	Didn't think you would.  I'm going to go make the coffin.
... we could move on. rebuild. make a decent life someplace else.	Don't care.
pinkertons. it's the railroad.	Ma.
you're looking a bit more spry now that somebody --	Shut up.  Uh, Doc, I was wondering if, uh, this evening, I could come by?
what do you think?	Would you get in the carriage? Until Ma has you home so she can fuss over you herself, she's gonna make me miserable.
you ready to stop loafing around with this young lady and get back to farming?	What do you think?
i went up to the courthouse and looked at the right of way documents for the rail bed. the railroad doesn't even need our land, they're just taking the land on both sides for as far as they can.	Damn. All that reading paid off.
you know him?	Heard of him.
-- if you stop saying things about my zee.	Your Zee? Hmm.  "From women's eyes this doctrine I derive: they sparkle still the right Promethean fire; They are the books, the arts, the academes, that show, contain, and nourish all the world."
she's still talking to jesus.	What worries me is that Jesus is talking back.
i swear i'll shoot you in your sleep.	Next time try "fat and haggard."
you are a charmer.	I swear I'll shoot you in your sleep.
you can shut up now.	You are a charmer.
"big and older"?	You can shut up now.
that just might work.	Maybe, maybe...
think about this. if we just come up with a story and stick to it, we should be all right.	What kind of story are they going to believe?
all we thought about was coming home. i swore i'd kill anybody who tried to get me off my farm again. if i have to go to war with the railroad to stay, fine by me.	Think about this. If we just come up with a story and stick to it, we should be all right.
whyyyy... he took down the gatling gun and the cannon all by himself.	Saved all our lives, Doc. None of the Liberty boys would have come home if not for Web Mimms, Doc. God's honest truth.
you're doing just fine.	Zee, we got to talk to you and your father.
frank, don't you have something to say?	You're doing just fine.
looks like web mimms wasn't the only casualty this town's got.	We better go to Doc's, see what's going on here.
hello, liberty missoura!	All this time in the saddle... We get to the farm, I'm going to shoot this damn horse just on principle.
hell of a war.	I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i reckoned.	Hell of a war.
web's dead.	I reckoned.
see, that's your problem, frank. by the time you finish figuring out stuff, i'm already finished doing it.	No, Jesse, your problem is you're always doing stuff before I'm finished figuring it out.
i figure.	See, that's your problem, Frank. By the time you finish figuring out stuff, I'm already finished doing it.
that would have made an impression.	I figure.
you could have worn one of those big, floppy woman's easter sunday hats.	That would have made an impression.
such as?	You could have worn one of those big, floppy woman's Easter Sunday hats.
mm-hmm.	Such as?
so you're saying i could have done more to attract their attention.	Mm-hmm.
pff. they hardly even noticed you.	So you're saying I could have done more to attract their attention.
distracting enough for you?	Pff. They hardly even noticed you.
every time i put my head up to hit that gatling, they try to shoot it off.	So we got a plan?
how much of that story is true?	Everything but the boring parts.
yeah jimmy?	How much of that story is true?
uncle frank?	Yeah Jimmy?
so what was he?	I think... he was just a real interestin' fella to have around.
can't argue that.	So what was he?
but he killed a lot of men, too.	Can't argue that.
saved a lot of folk from the railroad.	But he killed a lot of men, too.
they're making him a hero now.	Saved a lot of folk from the railroad.
that he was.	They're making him a hero now.
sounds like he was a hell of a man.	That he was.
allow a man his version of the past. when you get to be my age, you've got enough painful memories, you're allowed to soften a few of the edges up.	Sounds like he was a hell of a man.
i know. but that's how it should have ended. your dad and mom, riding off into a new life, growing old together, happy.	Allow a man his version of the past. When you get to be my age, you've got enough painful memories, you're allowed to soften a few of the edges up.
...every time you tell that story, you stop there. that's not how it ended. i was five when my dad got shot.	I know. But that's how it should have ended. Your Dad and Mom, riding off into a new life, growing old together, happy.
yeah, jimmy?	...every time you tell that story, you stop there. That's not how it ended. I was five when my dad got shot.
y'know, uncle frank...	Yeah, Jimmy?
doc mimms will --	Shush.
take care of each other, boys. you say your prayers.	Doc Mimms will --
we know, ma. now we got to get you to doc mimms.	Take care of each other, boys. You say your prayers.
riders --	We know, Ma. Now we got to get you to Doc Mimms.
ma! please!	Boys?
the lord says we can bury 'em out back in the orchard, nobody'll ever find them.	Somebody's in a vengeful smiting mood today.
easterners.	We're just fine, thank you, sir.
ma, i'm glad to see you being nice to our injun friend.	He's a good Christian and he killed Yankees. Jesus told me that made him an all right boy.
a fair number, ma.	Say your prayers?
did you kill yankees?	A fair number, Ma.
tennessee?	I'll explain on the way.
don't swear.	Yes ma'am.
you are a hell of a woman.	Don't swear.
i can't believe i had to blow up a train for you.	You are a hell of a woman.
yes ma'am.	I can't believe I had to blow up a train for you.
you get arrested again, i'll kill you.	Yes ma'am.
what?	If you don't see it, it's not real...
don't turn around.	What?
swimming. swimming is good.	Don't turn around.
stop it. this is just sad.	Swimming. Swimming is good.
aw, shucks, ma'am...	Stop it. This is just sad.
jesse, have you ever noticed that when you're trying to charm your way out of trouble, your accent gets all farm boy?	Aw, shucks, ma'am...
now, sweetie, y'all wouldn't go believing one of them silly dime novels, would you?	Jesse, have you ever noticed that when you're trying to charm your way out of trouble, your accent gets all farm boy?
oh, i'm not finished.  "when he sauntered into a saloon, his spurs jangling and his pockets full of gold, the ladies flocked around him like flies to a candied apple."  as i said. hmm.	Now, sweetie, y'all wouldn't go believing one of them silly dime novels, would you?
let me see that.	Oh, I'm not finished.  "When he sauntered into a saloon, his spurs jangling and his pockets full of gold, the ladies flocked around him like flies to a candied apple."  As I said. Hmm.
"blazing guns of the west. true stories of jesse james." only a dime in the hotel lobby.	Let me see that.
i beg your pardon?	"Blazing Guns of the West. True Stories of Jesse James." Only a dime in the hotel lobby.
"but the life of the james gang wasn't all robbing and shooting and killing, for these young missouri bucks had a taste for the ladies... especially the handsome and charismatic jesse james."	I beg your pardon?
"hmm" what?	"But the life of the James Gang wasn't all robbing and shooting and killing, for these young Missouri bucks had a taste for the ladies... especially the handsome and charismatic Jesse James."
hmm.	"Hmm" what?
i've got you. you keep me busy. i figure we'll get over to the hotel... get checked in, cleaned up... then i'd like to do something i've been thinking about for a long time.	Now wait a minute. There are certain things that have to wait until after the wedding.
are you going to be happy here, mr. james? without all that excitement?	I've got you. You keep me busy. I figure we'll get over to the hotel... get checked in, cleaned up... then I'd like to do something I've been thinking about for a long time.
that's why i picked it. we can start a whole new life down here.	Are you going to be happy here, Mr. James? Without all that excitement?
i would never have imagined us in a place like this.	That's why I picked it. We can start a whole new life down here.
that's... wonderful. it's just... i thought...	She's beautiful. Smart. And has the biggest... buck teeth in all of Missouri.
she's the most wonderful woman in the world. can't get her out of my mind.	That's... wonderful. It's just... I thought...
i don't understand.	She's the most wonderful woman in the world. Can't get her out of my mind.
i had to see you. i'm getting married.	I don't understand.
jesse. what are you thinking? there are bounty hunters and lawmen all over this county!	I had to see you. I'm getting married.
zee.	Jesse. What are you thinking? There are bounty hunters and lawmen all over this county!
whose justice? yours or god's?  when will you stop?	When my name makes them cry in their sleep. When I've brought them to ashes.
laws don't touch men like thaddeus rains. only justice does.	Whose justice? Yours or God's?  When will you stop?
let the law --	Laws don't touch men like Thaddeus Rains. Only justice does.
me neither.	Let the law --
you and i, we've started... something, you know?  i don't know what'll happen if you do this.	Me neither.
frank and me have to go away for a while.	You and I, we've started... something, you know?  I don't know what'll happen if you do this.
i am so sorry, jesse.	Frank and me have to go away for a while.
were you planning on kissing me when you finished quoting?	I've been planning on kissin' you for a very long time.
yep.	Were you planning on kissing me when you finished quoting?
is this one of frank's shakespeare poems you're trying to quote?	Yep.
little ones.	Is this one of Frank's Shakespeare poems you're trying to quote?
sparkling rocks?	Little ones.
ahem. "from this doctrine..." no, ah... "from women's eyes this doctrine i derive, they sparkle still like ... shiny... sparkling rocks..."	Sparkling rocks?
where will you find such a girl?	Honestly, you'd do if only you had the buck teeth.
smart. funny. bossy. always makes me think she's two steps ahead of me. and big buck teeth.	Where will you find such a girl?
and what's this right girl like?	Smart. Funny. Bossy. Always makes me think she's two steps ahead of me. And big buck teeth.
not if i find the right girl.	And what's this right girl like?
you planning on being a bachelor your whole life, jesse james?	Not if I find the right girl.
mostly. it would be an all right life, for a bachelor.	You planning on being a bachelor your whole life, Jesse James?
thank god you grew out of that.  you did grow out of that, didn't you?	Mostly. It would be an all right life, for a bachelor.
arr. hand over your jewels, missy.	Thank God you grew out of that.  You did grow out of that, didn't you?
a river pirate.	Arr. Hand over your jewels, Missy.
i was thinking more along the lines of being a river pirate.	A river pirate.
you didn't want to farm?	I was thinking more along the lines of being a river pirate.
i used to come to this tree when i was a kid and imagine what my life would be like when i got older.	You didn't want to farm?
so you're saying i should leave you alone and go spend time with jimmy younger?	Unfair. You are completely unfair.
i wasn't the only one risking my neck that day.	So you're saying I should leave you alone and go spend time with Jimmy Younger?
everybody in the county knows it was you who rescued cole. we're all so proud of you, jesse. and not a single farm's been sold to the railroad since. you're everybody's hero.	I wasn't the only one risking my neck that day.
what?	Everybody in the county knows it was you who rescued Cole. We're all so proud of you, Jesse. And not a single farm's been sold to the railroad since. You're everybody's hero.
i shouldn't tease a hero.	What?
what you do to me is unfair. the teasing, i mean.	I shouldn't tease a hero.
teasing you is completely unfair.	What you do to me is unfair. The teasing, I mean.
no! i mean, of course not. no.	Teasing you is completely unfair.
you're sick of my company?	No! I mean, of course not. No.
i've been on my back two weeks. i'm sick of it.	You're sick of my company?
you shouldn't be up.	I've been on my back two weeks. I'm sick of it.
jesse, is that your hand?	Nuh-huh ...
mmmm.	Jesse, is that your hand?
jesse, are you awake?	Mmmm.
but still died.	If there's anything we can do for you, Dr. Mimms. We want to help.
you were little jesse james when you left.	But you got big!
zerelda? little zee mimms?	You were little Jesse James when you left.
i'd just as soon kill you, jesse james. but chasing you takes up too much of my time.	Fair enough.
thanks.	I'd just as soon kill you, Jesse James. But chasing you takes up too much of my time.
the railroad has no business in tennessee. therefore i have no interest in the state of tennessee.	Thanks.
that was for my ma. now this is for everybody else.	He's too important, James.  They'll set the army on you. You and your wife.
ahh, you'll miss me.	No, I'll hang you.  But I may miss you just a bit.
you cocky little bastard.	Ahh, you'll miss me.
i'm not hanged yet.	You cocky little bastard.
that's what i would have done.	I'm not hanged yet.
should have just killed thaddeus rains and been done with it.	That's what I would have done.
was it worth it?	Should have just killed Thaddeus Rains and been done with it.
i figured.	Was it worth it?
oh. that's nice to know.  we're going to hang you, you know.	I figured.
no, that one was close. a couple fellas quit after that one.	Oh. That's nice to know.  We're going to hang you, you know.
i went myself to oversee the operation. didn't help much.	No, that one was close. A couple fellas quit after that one.
almost got me in billings. i saw you there, shooting at me.	I went myself to oversee the operation. Didn't help much.
damn.	Almost got me in Billings. I saw you there, shooting at me.
the cows had a brand from a farm just five miles out of town.	Damn.
yes?	The cows had a brand from a farm just five miles out of town.
you had all those cattle there, so i'd think the extra men were in town from the cattle drive?	Yes?
mmm.	You had all those cattle there, so I'd think the extra men were in town from the cattle drive?
last february?	Mmm.
how did you spot the ambush in torrell?	Last February?
pity.	How did you spot the ambush in Torrell?
you almost ended my career before it began.	Pity.
did you order our houses burned down?	Not that day. I am guilty of many things, but that was Mr. Thaddeus Rains and Parker, that day.
that's the idea.	Did you order our houses burned down?
so i'll get a fair trial in front of a jury bought off by thaddeus rains?	That's the idea.
oh, it's a similar room. but the hotel is in washington d.c. you're not going to get a fair trial down here, in front of a jury of jesse james sympathizers.	So I'll get a fair trial in front of a jury bought off by Thaddeus Rains?
but i like the presidential suite.	Oh, it's a similar room. But the hotel is in Washington D.C. You're not going to get a fair trial down here, in front of a jury of Jesse James sympathizers.
we're moving you tomorrow.	But I like the presidential suite.
right here in church?	Communion.
now let's have a drink.	Right here in church?
who needs to repair a leaky church roof.	Now let's have a drink.
thank you.	Who needs to repair a leaky church roof.
discretion? sir, i am a man of the cloth.	Thank you.
i could have lied i suppose, but i want this marriage to be legal. i just want you to know, i'm trying to start a new life here. i'm depending on your...	Discretion? Sir, I am a man of the cloth.
the lord is remarkably tolerant of the charitable.  "jesse woodson james." jesse james? the jesse james?	I could have lied I suppose, but I want this marriage to be legal. I just want you to know, I'm trying to start a new life here. I'm depending on your...
you don't think god'll mind, do you?	The Lord is remarkably tolerant of the charitable.  "Jesse Woodson James." Jesse James? The Jesse James?
this is unusual. most of our marriages are members of the congregation.	You don't think God'll mind, do you?
jesse, you explain to lyla. my girl, you know, from that time...	You're gonna tell her when you're resting up in bed with her, Jimmy.
this time we'll make an exception.	Jesse, you explain to Lyla. My girl, you know, from that time...
... too young for whisky...	This time we'll make an exception.
what about that rock island bastard?	It's his money.  He's putting up the payroll out of his own fortune. You do want to hurt Thaddeus Rains, don't you Jesse?
tell you something else.  i can't drink that good neither. i'm going to go outside and throw up.	You do that.
i swear.	Tell you something else.  I can't drink that good neither. I'm going to go outside and throw up.
you and frank and cole, and even bob, get all these girls because you're good looking and famous. you don't have to pay. they just look at me like i'm the baby brother.  don't tell anyone, okay jesse?	I swear.
i think so.	You and Frank and Cole, and even Bob, get all these girls because you're good looking and famous. You don't have to pay. They just look at me like I'm the baby brother.  Don't tell anyone, okay Jesse?
hell yeah! i been with...  uh, not exactly. it's just, i don't want to get one of these paid ladies, you know?	I think so.
you been with a girl ever?	Hell yeah! I been with...  Uh, not exactly. It's just, I don't want to get one of these paid ladies, you know?
well, not exactly.	You been with a girl ever?
tonight? why, i'm just getting ready to turn on the younger charm.	Well, not exactly.
jim, you been with a girl yet?	Tonight? Why, I'm just getting ready to turn on the Younger charm.
i was always jealous web mimms got to go off and fight with you and cole. now it's my turn.	Jim, you been with a girl yet?
i guess so.	I was always jealous Web Mimms got to go off and fight with you and Cole. Now it's my turn.
not too young to shoot a man, not to young to drink.	I guess so.
yeah. hey, are you drinking whisky? you're too young to be drinking whisky.	Not too young to shoot a man, not to young to drink.
you okay, jesse?	Yeah. Hey, are you drinking whisky? You're too young to be drinking whisky.
i like that.	No.
i'm the same age you were when you went off to war.	And the same age Web was. No.
and you're too young.	I'm the same age you were when you went off to war.
really?	Don't talk about it much, though.
devereux. my brother cole dated a european girl once.	Really?
that is so gentlemanly of you.	Devereux. My brother Cole dated a European girl once.
why don't we get a bottle of sherry to sip while we talk?	That is so gentlemanly of you.
could we go upstairs and talk? it's so loud down here.	Why don't we get a bottle of sherry to sip while we talk?
gosh, that's a pretty name. buy you a drink?	Could we go upstairs and talk? It's so loud down here.
lyla devereux.	Gosh, that's a pretty name. Buy you a drink?
thank you, miss -- ?	Lyla Devereux.
i just though you were awful cute.	Thank you, Miss -- ?
not at all.	I just though you were awful cute.
i hope i'm not being too forward.	Not at all.
really?	I hope I'm not being too forward.
yes, but just so i could find out who you were.	Really?
oh, you were talking to jesse.	Yes, but just so I could find out who you were.
i hope you don't mind, jesse james told me your name.	Oh, you were talking to Jesse.
why, yeah.	I hope you don't mind, Jesse James told me your name.
there's only four of them...	Move you fools!
how can that be?	They donate money to farmers, to churches. Rumor has it they gave the sharecroppers of Maddox so much money they were able to build a school.
they had to be dealt with!	By burning down their homes?
my professional opinion is that you have managed to piss off the wrong bunch of farm boys this time.	They had to be dealt with!
relax, alan. the army has this all in hand. and mr. thaddeus rains will be very pleased with this news. nothing like a hanging to motivate the populace to relocate.	It's not my job to relax. I've put men facing out both ways down Main Street, so nobody can ride in shooting. I've got a sharpshooter up on the water tower just in case.
well, this land is about to be condemned.	I'm doing you folks a favor --
how did you know?	Not such a menace now, is he, Pinkerton?
this is him.	I remember you.
that.	Oh, that. I'll let Jenkins explain.
what, sir?	That.
what is that?	What, sir?
sir?	What is that?
parker.	Sir?
i look forward to seeing it.	Parker.
the final route for the railroad is complete.	I look forward to seeing it.
with my money!	We should go burn that school to the ground, sir!
your men knew the risks.	What is going on here, man?
then who did?!	We did.
to be precise, they didn't blow up the tracks.	THEN WHO DID?!
i'll kill them for blowing up my railway!	To be precise, they didn't blow up the tracks.
thirty-five thousand, sir. coins and currency. and the delay from the miles of destroyed track --	I'll kill them for blowing up my railway!
how much did they get from the safe?	Thirty-five thousand, sir. Coins and currency. And the delay from the miles of destroyed track --
they exchanged fire with the pinkerton guards, killing several of them. then they raided the payroll office and blew the tracks for half a mile.	How much did they get from the safe?
i see. i'll get together four patrols of our detectives for action tonight.	I'll teach these podunks what happens when they challenge the righteousness of progress.
you see the army leaving and you see the loss of a tool. i see a power void to be filled. as we have the most power, we may move with impunity.	I see. I'll get together four patrols of our detectives for action tonight.
a further impediment is that the army garrison has been ordered to move on from liberty. we will no longer have that particular stick with which to threaten the farmers.	You see the Army leaving and you see the loss of a tool. I see a power void to be filled. As we have the most power, we may move with impunity.
just perfect.	A further impediment is that the Army garrison has been ordered to move on from Liberty. We will no longer have that particular stick with which to threaten the farmers.
yes sir.	Just perfect.
leaving you in charge of operations until he recovers.	Yes sir.
unfortunately not, sir. a gang of local thugs managed to rescue him from the gallows. not only has this inspired resistance from the other farmers, the redoubtable mr. alan pinkerton was seriously injured during the incident.	Leaving you in charge of operations until he recovers.
good.	Unfortunately not, sir. A gang of local thugs managed to rescue him from the gallows. Not only has this inspired resistance from the other farmers, the redoubtable Mr. Alan Pinkerton was seriously injured during the incident.
two weeks ago, we managed to arrange to have the army hang one of the local farmers.	Good.
parker, tell me what's going on so i can return as quickly as possible to boston and my whores and cigars, not necessarily in that order.	Two weeks ago, we managed to arrange to have the Army hang one of the local farmers.
i can completely understand your distress, sir.	Parker, tell me what's going on so I can return as quickly as possible to Boston and my whores and cigars, not necessarily in that order.
no! it is not my pleasure to have to leave my board room to come to this godforsaken piece of dirt to discover why in the name of all that is holy you cannot seem to evict a few simple farmers from their pathetic little mudholes so that i may build the greatest railroad that this country has ever seen!	I can completely understand your distress, sir.
really!	NO! It is NOT my pleasure to have to leave my board room to come to this godforsaken piece of dirt to discover why in the name of all that is holy you cannot seem to evict a few simple farmers from their PATHETIC LITTLE MUDHOLES so that I may build the GREATEST railroad that this country has ever seen!
and it is my pleasure to be here.	Really!
mr. thaddeus rains, sir, it is a pleasure to have you join us in the field.	And it is my pleasure to be here.
what the hell is that sound?	Vengeance.
what is that?	Why, their intense hatred of you, of course.
no need. i have another tool at my disposal which will narrow it down to one bank.	What is that?
can you put men at all four?	No need. I have another tool at my disposal which will narrow it down to one bank.
there are only four banks within that travel radius which they have not robbed.	Can you put men at all four?
in english, pinkerton.	There are only four banks within that travel radius which they have not robbed.
every three months, the james gang circles back to the vicinity of liberty, missouri. they always pull a job right before they return, probably to have extra money to give family and friends.	In English, Pinkerton.
no.	Every three months, the James Gang circles back to the vicinity of Liberty, Missouri. They always pull a job right before they return, probably to have extra money to give family and friends.
so he's won.	No.
can't you tell me anything?	It's going to be a long spring.
no, you demand results. they are not the same thing. and if you want results, you will let me do my job as i see fit. unless of course,  you want this fool to saddle up and take another run at it?	Can't you tell me anything?
i demand action.	No, you demand results. They are not the same thing. And if you want results, you will let me do my job as I see fit. Unless of course,  You want this fool to saddle up and take another run at it?
yes, that's the way to win the locals back to our side.	I demand action.
i can't believe this.	And there are some towns in Missouri where James and his men can walk openly, as heroes.
first of all: you, shut up.  now, you've given me a thousand miles of railroad to cover. every time the james gang strikes, we shift a hundred detectives to that area. but there's just too much open land, too many riverbeds to ride, caves to hide in. this gang operates across four states, often riding a hundred miles between jobs.	I can't believe this.
pinkerton. it's been eight months. i see robberies. i see hold ups. but i do not see men on the end of nooses.	All of the James Gang's encounters have been with local law enforcement who, quite frankly, are no match for this group's cunning.
so you can't tell me anything?	It's going to be a long winter.
hardly farmers. i've done some checking. all these were in the war. these men know sabotage, tactics, and have four years of bloody fighting experience behind them. they are disciplined, well-trained and have a charismatic leader. if i were to design the perfect outlaw band, this gang is what i would create.	So you can't tell me anything?
i'm losing millions of dollars and months of time while you play chess with these farmers!	Hardly farmers. I've done some checking. All these were in the War. These men know sabotage, tactics, and have four years of bloody fighting experience behind them. They are disciplined, well-trained and have a charismatic leader. If I were to design the perfect outlaw band, this gang is what I would create.
it's early in the game yet, mr. rains. jesse james and i are just learning how each other moves, feeling out each other's patterns.	I'm losing millions of dollars and months of time while you play chess with these farmers!
"the gang made off with thirty-five thousand dollars and also destroyed the thaxton switch construction, meaning that for a few months honest farmers will be able to sleep without fearing the railroad is coming to steal their land!"  who wrote this!? i'll see him hanged every tuesday for a month!	Oh, that's the best part.
it is a nice piece of writing.	"The gang made off with thirty-five thousand dollars and also destroyed the Thaxton Switch construction, meaning that for a few months honest farmers will be able to sleep without fearing the railroad is coming to steal their land!"  Who wrote this!? I'll see him hanged every Tuesday for a month!
"a rock island and pacific railroad depot was robbed two nights ago just outside st. louis, missouri. the brave and daring james-younger gang was heavily outnumbered by pinkerton detectives, but the city lawmen were no match for the guns of the west."	It is a nice piece of writing.
i'm afraid our adversaries don't agree.	"A Rock Island and Pacific Railroad depot was robbed two nights ago just outside St. Louis, Missouri. The brave and daring James-Younger Gang was heavily outnumbered by Pinkerton detectives, but the city lawmen were no match for the guns of the West."
this is no game.	I'm afraid our adversaries don't agree.
would a jury around here convict their own? i think not. we're beginning an interesting game here, mr. rains.	This is no game.
i want them arrested and hanged!	Would a jury around here convict their own? I think not. We're beginning an interesting game here, Mr. Rains.
oh no, i would have done that. but i would have made sure i killed them, too.	I want them arrested and hanged!
you wouldn't have done that?	Oh no, I would have done that. But I would have made sure I killed them, too.
look at this, pinkerton! they got the payroll, and this damage will set construction back two months at least.	Not to mention my men who lost their lives.
yes?	Nothing.
patrick?	Yes?
isn't that special?  patrick?	Yes, Courtney?
you look marvelous. there's nothing to say. you're going to marry luis. next week, no less.	Isn't that special?  Patrick?
listen...patrick. can we talk?	You look marvelous. There's nothing to say. You're going to marry Luis. Next week, no Less.
you never noticed.	Listen...Patrick. Can we talk?
i never knew you smoked.	You never noticed.
we were supposed to have dinner at tad and maura's, but-you know how luis is...	I never knew you smoked.
you and...luis?	We were supposed to have dinner at Tad and Maura's, but-you know how Luis is...
that's nice.	You and...Luis?
dinner at the river cafe. au bar afterwards, maybe.	That's nice.
what are you doing tonight?	Dinner at the River Cafe. Au Bar afterwards, maybe.
maybe.	What are you doing tonight?
will you call me before thanksgiving?	Maybe.
see? happy? you dumb bitch? are you happy, you dumb bitch?	Oh God, just get it over with.
well, it's not a turn-on for me. i have a promotion coming to me. i don't want to get aids.	See? Happy? You dumb bitch? Are you happy, you dumb bitch?
oh christ, this really isn't worth it. and see, courtney, it's there for what? huh? tell us.  why is it pulled down half an inch? so it can catch the force of the ejaculate!	Well, it's not a turn-on for me. I have a promotion coming to me. I don't want to get AIDS.
why?	Because you have to leave half an inch at the tip   to catch the force of the ejaculate! BATEMAN I'm getting out of here. Where's your lithium?
take it off.	Why?
it's a plain end, see? so?	Take it off.
patrick. turn on the light. he turns on the light.	It's a plain end, see? So?
oh jesus. i'm going home.	Patrick. Turn on the Light. He turns on the light.
turn the light on.	Oh Jesus. I'm going home.
it's a plain end. i think.	Turn the light on.
what do you want, courtney?	It's a plain end. I think.
pull out, goddamnit!	What do you want, Courtney?
i'm ignoring you.	Pull out, goddamnit!
pull out.	I'm ignoring you.
is it a what?	Pull out.
no, you idiot. i said "is it a receptacle tip?" not, is luis a despicable twit. is it a receptacle tip? get off me.	Is it a what?
yes, luis is a despicable twit. i hate him.	No, you idiot. I said "Is it a receptacle tip?" Not, is Luis a despicable twit. Is it a receptacle tip? Get off me.
luis is a despicable twit.	Yes, Luis is a despicable twit. I hate him.
courtney, you're going to have the peanut butter soup with smoked duck and mashed squash. new york magazine called it a 'playful but mysterious little dish." you'll love it. and then...the red snapper with violets and pine nuts. i think that'll follow nicely.	Mmmm...thanks, Patrick.
yes, dear.	Courtney, you're going to have the peanut butter soup with smoked duck and mashed squash. New York magazine called it a 'playful but mysterious little dish." You'll love it. And then...the red snapper with violets and pine nuts. I think that'll follow nicely.
this is dorsia?	Yes, dear.
yes.	This is Dorsia?
are we here?	Yes.
champagne on the rocks. oh-could i have that with a twist? she starts to sink back in her chair and bateman leans over and pulls her back up.	Are we here?
j&b. straight.	Champagne on the rocks. Oh-could I have that with a twist? She starts to sink back in her chair and Bateman leans over and pulls her back up.
i just want to have a child. just...two... perfect...children...	J&B. Straight.
you know, courtney, you should take some more lithium. or have a diet coke. some caffeine might get you out of this slump.	I just want to have a child. Just...two... perfect...children...
oh god, patrick. shut up.	You know, Courtney, you should take some more lithium. Or have a Diet Coke. Some caffeine might get you out of this slump.
is that donald trump's car?	Oh God, Patrick. Shut up.
a facial at elizabeth arden, which was really relaxing, then to the pottery bam where i bought this silver muffin dish.	Is that Donald Trump's car?
pick me up?	Sounds like I'll have to. Don't fall asleep, okay? Wear something fabulous. Dorsia, remember?
eight?	Pick me up?
okay. yeah. what time?	Eight?
the question is do you like it, courtney? and will you blow off a fucking phone call from your sad excuse for a boyfriend to eat there tonight.	Okay. Yeah. What time?
you like it there, don't you?	The question is do you like it, Courtney? And will you blow off a fucking phone call from your sad excuse for a boyfriend to eat there tonight.
nice?	You like it there, don't you?
dorsia's nice.	Nice?
i'm thinking dorsia.	Dorsia's nice.
i can't.	I'm thinking Dorsia.
courtney? dinner?	I can't.
patrick don't call me pumpkin anymore, okay? i have to go.	Courtney? Dinner?
pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.	Patrick don't call me pumpkin anymore, okay? I have to go.
i know. stop it.	Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.
pumpkin you're dating the biggest dickweed in new york.	I know. Stop it.
uh huh.	Pumpkin you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York.
pumpkin you're dating an asshole.	Uh huh.
yes?	Pumpkin you're dating an asshole.
pumpkin?	Yes?
ummm . . yeah. luis is calling me tonight. i need to be home for that.	Pumpkin?
am i confused or were we talking about tonight?	Ummm . . yeah. Luis is calling me tonight. I need to be home for that.
you should come have dinner with me. courtney but-when?	Am I confused or were we talking about tonight?
waiting for luis to call me. he said he'd call tonight. oh don't be difficult, patrick.	You should come have dinner with me. COURTNEY But-when?
on a lot of lithium?	Waiting for Luis to call me. He said he'd call tonight. Oh don't be difficult, Patrick.
stop it. i'm...	On a lot of lithium?
listen, you're dating luis, he's in arizona. you're fucking me, and we haven't made plans. what could you possibly be up to tonight?	Stop it. I'm...
what? oh, i'm...busy.	Listen, you're dating Luis, he's in Arizona. You're fucking me, and we haven't made plans. What could you possibly be up to tonight?
listen, what are you doing tonight?	What? Oh, I'm...busy.
this is nicer than your other apartment.	It's not that nice.
my friend told me i should maybe even get a lawyer.	Oh, lawyers are so complicated-don't do that. Here.
really?	My friend told me I should maybe even get a lawyer.
well, i actually might need a little surgery after last time.	Really?
so, you're looking great, how have you been?	Well, I actually might need a little surgery after last time.
alright.	So, you're looking great, how have you been?
nothing like last time, promise.	Alright.
oh this won't be anything like last time, i promise.	I don't think so.
i'm not so sure about this. i had to go to emergency after last time...	Oh this won't be anything like last time, I promise.
you have a really nice place here...paul. how much did you pay for it?	Actually, that's none of your business, Christie, hut I can assure you it certainly wasn't cheap.
i'm not supposed to.  but i can make an exception.	Do you take American Express?
do you want to come to my apartment or not?	I'm not supposed to.  But I can make an exception.
you just haven't been looking.	Would you like to see my apartment?
i haven't seen you around here.	You just haven't been looking.
but where?	I have to return some videotapes.
i'm just leaving.	But where?
where are you going?	I'm just leaving.
i'm leaving now. i've assessed the situation and i'm going.	Where are you going?
oh god, i can't believe this.	I'm leaving now. I've assessed the situation and I'm going.
if you really want to do something for me, you can stop making this scene right now.	Oh God, I can't believe this.
no, no, no.	I know my behavior is...erratic sometimes.
i'm...in touch with humanity. evelyn, i'm sorry.  you're just not terribly important to me.	No, no, no.
you're inhuman.	I'm...in touch with humanity. Evelyn, I'm sorry.  You're just not terribly important to me.
we never really shared one.	You're inhuman.
but what about the past? our past?	We never really shared one.
yes, i am.	But what about the past? Our past?
you're really serious, aren't you?	Yes, I am.
i know that your friends are my friends. i've thought about that. you can have them.	You're really serious, aren't you?
but your friends are my friends. my friends are your friends. i don't think it would work.  you have a little something on your upper lip.	I know that your friends are my friends. I've thought about that. You can have them.
i'm fucking serious. it's fucking over. us. this is no joke. i don't think we should see each other anymore.	But your friends are my friends. My friends are your friends. I don't think it would work.  You have a little something on your upper lip.
touchy, touchy. i'm sorry i brought the wedding up. let's just avoid the issue, alright? now, are we having coffee?	I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over. Us. This is no joke. I don't think we should see each other anymore.
it's over, evelyn. it's all over	Touchy, touchy. I'm sorry I brought the wedding up. Let's just avoid the issue, alright? Now, are we having coffee?
talk about what, patrick? what is there to talk about?	It's over, Evelyn. It's all over
we need to talk.	Talk about what, Patrick? What is there to talk about?
my need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be, um, corrected, but i have no other way to fulfill my needs.	We need to talk.
why? what's wrong?	My need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale cannot be, um, corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs.
i think, evelyn, that we've...lost touch.	Why? What's wrong?
i want a firm commitment.	I think, Evelyn, that we've...lost touch.
your hairline looks like it's receding.	It's not.
no. i'm not. why should i ?	Your hairline looks like it's receding.
are you using minoxidil?	No. I'm not. Why should I ?
he has a great body	Everybody has a great body now.
everybody's good-looking, patrick.	He has a great body
he's good-looking.	Everybody's good-looking, Patrick.
everybody's rich.	He's good-looking.
he's rich.	Everybody's rich.
oh god, patrick. why price? price?	He's rich.
why don t you just go for price?	Oh God, Patrick. Why Price? Price?
pat, this is my cousin vanden and her boyfriend stash. he's an artist.	Hi. Pat Bateman.
well, you hate that job anyway. why don't you just quit? you don't have to work.	Because I...want...to...fit...in.
i don't want to talk about it.	Well, you hate that job anyway. Why don't you just quit? You don't have to work.
your father practically owns the company. you can do anything you like, silly.	I don't want to talk about it.
no-i can't take the time off work.	Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.
we should do it.	No-I can't take the time off work.
is your evian spiked?	We should do it.
yes, darling?	Is your Evian spiked?
evelyn?	Yes, darling?
get married. have a wedding.	Evelyn?
do...what.	Get married. Have a wedding.
marzipan. pink tents. hundreds, thousands of roses. photographers. annie leibovitz. we'll get annie leibovitz. and we'll hire someone to videotape. patrick, we should do it.	Do...what.
listen, what about dinner?	Is that all you ever have to contribute, Van Patten? "What about fucking dinner?"
ed gein? maitre d' at canal bar?	No, serial killer, Wisconsin in the fifties. He was an interesting guy.
do you know what ed gein said about women?	Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?
girls dig bateman. he's cq. you're total cq, bateman.	Thanks, guy, but...she's got a lousy personality.
how did you guess?	Girls dig Bateman. He's CQ. You're total CQ, Bateman.
because he dated her.	How did you guess?
i know her. i knew her.	Because he dated her.
but laurie kennedy is a total hardbody. what do you think, bateman?	I know her. I knew her.
eggshell with romalian type.  what do you think?	Nice.
good coloring.	That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.
picked them up from the printers yesterday	Good coloring.
you'll notice that my friends and i all look and behave in a remarkably similar fashion, but there are subtle differences between us. mcdermott is the biggest asshole. van patten is the yes man. price is the most wired. i'm the best looking. we all have light tans. right now i'm in a bad mood because this is not a good table, and van patten keeps asking dumb, obvious questions about how to dress .	What are the rules for a sweater vest?
don't come back.	I won't...don't worry.
don't make any trouble. please. i suggest you go.	Don't come back.
but i think...i want to know what happened here.	Don't make any trouble. Please. I suggest you go.
i think you should go now.	But I think...I want to know what happened here.
there was no ad in the times.	I think you should go now.
no. yes. i mean yes, i did. in the times. but... doesn't paul owen still live here?	There was no ad in the Times.
you saw the ad in the times?	No. Yes. I mean yes, I did. In the Times. But... doesn't Paul Owen still live here?
are you sure?	You saw the ad in the Times?
no, he doesn't.	Are you sure?
doesn't he live here?	No, he doesn't.
i'm looking for...paul owen's...place.	Doesn't he live here?
can i help you?	I'm looking for...Paul Owen's...place.
no.	Can I help you?
are you my two o'clock?	No.
no, you...didn't?	Now, if you'll excuse me.
because i had dinner with paul owen twice in london...just ten days ago.	No, you...didn't?
why not, you stupid bastard?	Because I had dinner with Paul Owen twice in London...just ten days ago.
it's just not.	Why not, you stupid bastard?
it never was supposed to he! why isn't it possible?	It's just not.
but that's simply not possible. and i don't find this funny anymore.	It never was supposed to he! Why isn't it possible?
now, carnes, listen to me. listen very, very carefully. i killed paul owen and i liked it. i can't make myself any clearer	But that's simply not possible. And I don't find this funny anymore.
no! listen, don't you know who i am? i'm not davis, i'm patrick bateman! i talk to you on the phone all the time! don't you recognize me? you're my lawyer.	Now, Carnes, listen to me. Listen very, very carefully. I killed Paul Owen and I liked it. I can't make myself any clearer
excuse me. i really must he going.	No! Listen, don't you know who I am? I'm not Davis, I'm Patrick Bateman! I talk to you on the phone all the time! Don't you recognize me? You're my lawyer.
wait. stop. you don't seem to understand. you're not really comprehending any of this. i killed him. i did it, carnes. i'm patrick bateman. i chopped owen's fucking head off. i tortured dozens of girls. the whole message i left on your machine was true.	Excuse me. I really must he going.
now, if you'll excuse me, i really must...	Wait. Stop. You don't seem to understand. You're not really comprehending any of this. I killed him. I did it, Carnes. I'm Patrick Bateman. I chopped Owen's fucking head off. I tortured dozens of girls. The whole message I left on your machine was true.
oh christ. he can barely pick up an escort girl, let alone...what was it you said he did to her?	Now, if you'll excuse me, I really must...
what are you talking about? bateman is what?	Oh Christ. He can barely pick up an escort girl, let alone...what was it you said he did to her?
davis. i'm not one to bad-mouth anyone, your joke was amusing. but come on, man, you had one fatal flaw: bateman's such a dork, such a boring, spineless lightweight, that i couldn't fully appreciate it. i wasn't fooled for a second. now, if you'd said price, or mcdermott...otherwise, it was amusing. now, let's have lunch or dinner or something. hilarious, davis. a killer.	What are you talking about? Bateman is what?
carnes? wait.	Davis. I'm not one to bad-mouth anyone, your joke was amusing. But come on, man, you had one fatal flaw: Bateman's such a dork, such a boring, spineless lightweight, that I couldn't fully appreciate it. I wasn't fooled for a second. Now, if you'd said Price, or McDermott...Otherwise, it was amusing. Now, let's have lunch or dinner or something. Hilarious, Davis. A killer.
by the way davis, how is cynthia? you're still seeing her, right?	But wait, Harold, what do you mean?
the message you left.	By the way Davis, how is Cynthia? You're still seeing her, right?
what exactly do you mean?	The message you left.
it was a pretty long message, wasn't it?	What exactly do you mean?
bateman killing owen and the escort girls? oh that s fabulous. that's rich...	It was a pretty long message, wasn't it?
yes, naturally.	Bateman killing Owen and the escort girls? Oh that s fabulous. That's rich...
jesus, davis. yes. that was hilarious. that was you, wasn't it?	Yes, naturally.
excuse me, gentlemen. right back. he approaches carnes cautiously.	Face it-the Japanese will own most of this country by the end of the '90s.
patrick?	What? CARRUTHERS  I'll call you.
i've gotta...i've gotta...return some videotapes.	Patrick?
where are you going?	I've gotta...I've gotta...return some videotapes.
what...is...it?	Where are you going?
call me please, patrick.	Jesus lives, Luis.
commes des garcon.	Call me please, Patrick.
this is gwendolyn ichiban. this is my very good friend patrick bateman. where are you going? we're going to nell's. gwendolyn's father's buying it.  where did you get your overnight bag?	Commes des Garcon.
no, luis. it's not me. you're mistaken.	This is Gwendolyn Ichiban. This is my very good friend Patrick Bateman. Where are you going? We're going to Nell's. Gwendolyn's father's buying it.  Where did you get your overnight bag?
patrick? is that you?	No, Luis. It's not me. You're mistaken.
it looks so soft.	Your compliment was sufficient Luis.
uh huh.	It looks so soft.
that's a wonderful jacket. let me guess, valentino couture?	Uh huh.
lucky, i guess.	That's a wonderful jacket. Let me guess, Valentino Couture?
patrick, thanks so much for looking after courtney. dorsia, how impressive! how on earth did you get a reservation there?	Lucky, I guess.
and bateman, what are you so fucking zany about?	I'm just a happy camper. Rockin' and a-rollin'. VAN PATTEN  Rehab's done wonders for you, pal. Working for UNICEF now?
no, you dumb son of a bitch. i'm serious. i'm disappearing.	Where to? Morgan Stanley? Rehab? What?
don't tell me...merchant banking?	No, you dumb son of a bitch. I'm serious. I'm disappearing.
i'm leaving! i...am...leaving!	Don't tell me...merchant banking?
where to? are you going to go get a gram?	I'm leaving! I...am...leaving!
listen to me, patrick. i'm leaving.	Where to? Are you going to go get a gram?
don't, i'll drink it.	Listen to me, Patrick. I'm leaving.
this.	Don't, I'll drink it.
leaving what?	This.
i'm leaving. i'm getting out.	Leaving what?
yes, caron's right. gorbachev's not downstairs. he's at tunnel.	Ask me a question.
raised lettering, pale nimbus white...	Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Owen's card.
but wait. you ain't seen nothin' yet.	Raised lettering, pale nimbus white...
i can't believe that price prefers mcdermott's card to mine.	But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
what's that, a gram?	New card. What do you think?
like what?	Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. But we can't ignore our social needs. either We have to stop people from abusing the welfare system. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights while also promoting equal rights for women but change the abortion laws to protect the right to life yet still somehow maintain women's freedom of choice.
oh come on. price. there are a lot more important problems than sri lanka to worry about. sure our foreign policy is important, but there are more pressing problems at hand.	Like what?
calm down. let's do it anyway	I guess you're right...  THAT IS, IF THE FAGGOT IN THE NEXT STALL THINKS IT'S OKAY!
shut up!	Calm down. Let's do it anyway
it's definitely weak but i have a feeling if we do enough of it we'll be okay.	I want to get high off this; Bateman, not sprinkle it on my fucking All-Bran.
it's a fucking milligram of sweet'n low!	It's definitely weak but I have a feeling if we do enough of it we'll be okay.
what?	It's a fucking milligram of Sweet'n Low!
is he fucking selling it by the milligram?  oh my god...	What?
maybe it's just the light.	Is he fucking selling it by the milligram?  Oh my God...
jeez. that's not a helluva lot, is it?	Maybe it's just the light.
i'm not sure, guy, but i don't think dyslexia is a virus.	Oh, who knows? They don't know that. Prove it.
there's this theory out now that if you can catch the aids virus through having sex with someone who is infected, then you can also catch anything-alzheimer's, muscular dystrophy, hemophilia, leukemia, diabetes, dyslexia, for christ's sake-you can get dyslexia from pussy-	I'm not sure, guy, but I don't think dyslexia is a virus.
that's paul owen.	That's not Paul Owen. Paul Owen's on the other side of the room. Over there.
van patten looks puffy. has he stopped working out?	It looks that way, doesn't it?
there are no tables available tonight. the waiting list is also totally booked.	See you then.
two at nine? perfect.	There are no tables available tonight. The waiting list is also totally booked.
i said we are totally booked.	Two at nine? Perfect.
oh really? that's great.	I said we are totally booked.
we are totally booked.	Oh really? That's great.
yes, can you take two tonight, oh, let's say at nine o'clock?	We are totally booked.
dorsia, yes?	Yes, can you take two tonight, oh, let's say at nine o'clock?
marcus halberstam. for two at eight?	Your friend has already been seated. Follow me, Mr. Halberstam.
dorsia.	Umm...yes...I know it's a little late but is it possible to reserve a table for two at eight or eight-thirty perhaps?
what is it, patrick? are you alright?	Stop sounding so Fucking sad! Jesus!
just...say...no!	What is it, Patrick? Are you alright?
why?	Just...say...no!
...to the office this afternoon.	Why?
i don't think i'm gonna make it, jean.	...to the office this afternoon.
where are you? patrick, what's wrong?	I don't think I'm gonna make it, Jean.
what are i doing?	Where are you? Patrick, what's wrong?
patrick? i can't hear you.	What are I doing?
oh god, what did you say, you dumb bitch?	Patrick? I can't hear you.
craig mcdermott called. he wants to meet you and david van patten and tim price at harry's for drinks.	Oh God, what did you say, you dumb bitch?
jean-i'm not-	Craig McDermott called. He wants to meet you and David Van Patten and Tim Price at Harry's for drinks.
where are you?	Jean-I'm not-
hello? jean, i need help!	Where are you?
patrick? is that you?	Hello? Jean, I need help!
jean? hello? jean?	Patrick? Is that you?
patrick bateman's office.	Jean? Hello? Jean?
and don't forget you have a breakfast meeting with frederick bennet and charles rust at '21.	Thanks. It slipped my mind completely.
no. no, i guess not. i don't want to get bruised. you're right, i should go.	And don't forget you have a breakfast meeting with Frederick Bennet and Charles Rust at '21.
if you stay, i think something bad will happen. i think i might hurt you.  you don't want to get hurt, do you?	No. No, I guess not. I don't want to get bruised. You're right, I should go.
i know i should go. i know i have a tendency to get involved with unavailable men, and...i mean, do you want me to go?	If you stay, I think something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you.  You don't want to get hurt, do you?
yes. i don t think i can...control myself.	I know I should go. I know I have a tendency to get involved with unavailable men, and...I mean, do you want me to go?
i'm looking for...i guess you could say i just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special.	Hmmmm.
make someone happy-have you ever wanted to?	I'm looking for...I guess you could say I just want to have a meaningful relationship with someone special.
jean? what?	Make someone happy-have you ever wanted to?
sorry.	Jean? What?
what...no! put it in the carton.	Sorry.
patrick, have you ever wanted to make someone happy?	What...No! Put it in the carton.
oh. uh, tape. duct tape. i...need it for... taping something. bateman goes back to the cupboard for the nail gun.	Patrick, have you ever wanted to make someone happy?
what's that?	Oh. Uh, tape. Duct tape. I...need it for... taping something. Bateman goes back to the cupboard for the nail gun.
forget it.	What's that?
who's ted bundy?	Forget it.
did you know that ted bundy's first dog, a collie, was named lassie? had you heard this?	Who's Ted Bundy?
growing. i'm glad you said that.	Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie? Had you heard this?
well, i guess i do. for a long time i was too focused on my work, i think, but now i've really begun to think about changing myself, you know, developing, and...growing.	Growing. I'm glad you said that.
jean, do you feel...fulfilled? i mean, in your life?	Well, I guess I do. For a long time I was too focused on my work, I think, but now I've really begun to think about changing myself, you know, developing, and...growing.
maybe. i don't know not really. bateman opens up a cupboard where there are a lot of very bateman opens a cupboard where there are a lot of neatly ordered weapons - an ax, a rifle, a chain saw, duct tape, twine and a nail gun.	Jean, do you feel...fulfilled? I mean, in your life?
are you seeing anyone? i mean, seriously?	Maybe. I don't know Not really. Bateman opens up a cupboard where there are a lot of very Bateman opens a cupboard where there are a lot of neatly ordered weapons - an ax, a rifle, a chain saw, duct tape, twine and a nail gun.
interesting.	Are you seeing anyone? I mean, seriously?
no, not really.	Interesting.
do you have a boyfriend?	No, not really.
well, i'd like to travel. and maybe go back to school, but i really don't know...i'm at a point in my life where there seems lo be a lot of possibilities, but i'm so... i don't know...unsure.	Do you have a boyfriend?
and don't tell me you enjoy working with children, okay?	Well, I'd like to travel. And maybe go back to school, but I really don't know...I'm at a point in my life where there seems lo be a lot of possibilities, but I'm so... I don't know...unsure.
well, maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. i don't want to ruin your willpower.	No. It's all right. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.
you can always he thinner. look...better.	Well, maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I don't want to ruin your willpower.
you don't need to lose any weight. you're kidding, right? you look great. very fit.	You can always he thinner. Look...better.
i'm on a diet. but thank you.	You don't need to lose any weight. You're kidding, right? You look great. Very fit.
want a bite?	I'm on a diet. But thank you.
thanks, patrick. i'd love some.	Want a bite?
jean? sorbet?	Thanks, Patrick. I'd love some.
you didn't give them a name.	They know me.
yes? you're dressed...okay.	You didn't give them a name.
oh, i don't know. no, we'll go anywhere you want.	Dorsia is...fine.
soooo...dorsia is where jean wants to go...	Oh, I don't know. No, we'll go anywhere you want.
oh, i can't.  i don't know.	Come on. Where do you want to go? Anywhere you want. Just say it. I can get us in anywhere.
no, come on. anywhere you want.	Oh, I can't.  I don't know.
oh patrick, i can't make this decision.	No, come on. Anywhere you want.
let's not think about what i want. how about anywhere you want.	Oh Patrick, I can't make this decision.
anywhere you want?	Let's not think about what I want. How about anywhere you want.
oh no. i have no plans.	Well, isn't this a coincidence.
that is...if you're not doing anything.	Oh no. I have no plans.
would you like to accompany me to dinner?	That is...if you're not doing anything.
yes, patrick?	Would you like to accompany me to dinner?
jean?	Yes, Patrick?
yes, patrick?	Bring us an ashtray for Mr. KIMBALL, please. She whisks in with a crystal ashtray as they sit in silence.
patrick?	Can you bring Mr...
tell him i'm at lunch.	Patrick, I think he knows you're here. It's only ten-thirty.
detective donald kimball?	Tell him I'm at lunch.
who?	Detective Donald KIMBALL?
patrick, a mr. donald kimball is here to see you.	Who?
ye-es, je-an?	Patrick, a Mr. Donald KIMBALL is here to see you.
patrick?	Ye-es, Je-an?
what is it?	Patrick?
come on, you're prettier than that.	Thanks, Patrick.
you don't like this, i take it?	Come on, you're prettier than that.
i said "do not wear that outfit again." wear a dress. a skirt or something.	You don't like this, I take it?
ummm...what? i didn't hear you.	I said "Do not wear that outfit again." Wear a dress. A skirt or something.
is that the ransom file? thanks. don't wear that outfit again.	Ummm...what? I didn't hear you.
yes?	Is that the Ransom file? Thanks. Don't wear that outfit again.
you look nice today.	Yes?
no. no. be a doll and just get me a perrier, okay?	You look nice today.
i'll do it.	No. No. Be a doll and just get me a Perrier, okay?
no, silly. forget it. i'll make them. thanks.	I'll do it.
oh, something. . romantic?	No, silly. Forget it. I'll make them. Thanks.
okay, jean. i need reservations for three at camols at twelve-thirty, and if not there, try crayons. all right?	Yes, sir.
just say no?	Okay, Jean. I need reservations for three at Camols at twelve-thirty, and if not there, try Crayons. All right?
just...say...no.	Just say no?
oh? and what should i say?	Just...say...no.
negative. cancel it.	Oh? And what should I say?
after six.	Negative. Cancel it.
when?	After six.
and...spencer wants to meet you for a drink at fluties pier 17.	When?
i occasionally box with ricky at the harvard club. anyone else?	And...Spencer wants to meet you for a drink at Fluties Pier 17.
ricky hendricks has to cancel today. he didn't say what he was canceling or why.	I occasionally box with Ricky at the Harvard Club. Anyone else?
aerobics class. sorry. any messages?	Ricky Hendricks has to cancel today. He didn't say what he was canceling or why.
late?	Aerobics class. Sorry. Any messages?
no. i really don't.	That's okay. I don't mind. There's something sweet about you.
you think i'm dumb. you think all models are dumb.	No. I really don't.
what?	You think I'm dumb. You think all models are dumb.
you think i'm dumb, don't you?	What?
that's...that's too bad.	You think I'm dumb, don't you?
oh really? daisy he said...  he said you gave him bad vibes.	That's...that's too bad.
welt...it depends, why?	Well, most guys I know who work in mergers and acquisitions don't really like it.
i m into, well, murders and executions mostly.	Welt...it depends, why?
well...	I m into, well, murders and executions mostly.
no. flattering, but no.	Well...
a model? an actor?	No. Flattering, but no.
what do you think i do?	A model? An actor?
so, what do you do?	What do you think I do?
oh, can't, i'm afraid. matine of les miserables. listen, i've really got to go. i'll-oh...christ...i'll call you.	Okay. Do.
yeah.	Oh, can't, I'm afraid. Matine of Les Miserables. Listen, I've really got to go. I'll-Oh...Christ...I'll call you.
next saturday?	Yeah.
well, what about, oh, you know, maybe a saturday?	Next Saturday?
oh, i don't know, victoria. i'm at work all the time.	Well, what about, oh, you know, maybe a Saturday?
maybe we could have lunch one day next week? you know, i'm downtown near wall street quite often.	Oh, I don't know, Victoria. I'm at work all the time.
yeah, well, oh boy, listen, i've got to go. thank you, uh... victoria?	Maybe we could have lunch one day next week? You know, I'm downtown near Wall Street quite often.
hubert's? oh really? it moved uptown, right?	Yeah, well, oh boy, listen, I've got to go. Thank you, uh... Victoria?
listen, if you could talk to them  i would really appreciate it. i'm really late. i have a lunch appointment at hubert's in fifteen minutes.	Hubert's? Oh really? It moved uptown, right?
oh yeah. oh i get it. fun with chocolate.	Listen, if you could talk to them  I would really appreciate it. I'm really late. I have a lunch appointment at Hubert's in fifteen minutes.
well, i mean, um, it s really...bosco. you know, like... like a dove bar. it's a dove bar...hershey's syrup?	Oh yeah. Oh I get it. Fun with chocolate.
isn't it ridiculous? coming all the way up here, but you know. they really are the best.	Then why can't they get these stains out? I mean can you talk to these people or something? I'm not getting anywhere.
well.	Isn't it ridiculous? Coming all the way up here, but you know. They really are the best.
hello	Well.
hi, patrick. i thought that was you.	Hello
did you know that whitney houston's debut lp called simply whitney houston had four number-one singles on it? did you know that, christie? whitney's voice leaps across so many boundaries and is so versatile-though she's mainly a jazz singer-that it's hard to take in the album on a first listening.	You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You actually have a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?
those are sarah lawrence guys, patrick. you're making me feel weird.	Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP called simply Whitney Houston had four number-one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie? Whitney's voice leaps across so many boundaries and is so versatile-though she's mainly a jazz singer-that it's hard to take in the album on a first listening.
well, you went to sarah lawrence for one thing.	Those are Sarah Lawrence guys, Patrick. You're making me feel weird.
no! i'm not a lesbian. why do you think i'd be into that?	Well, you went to Sarah Lawrence for one thing.
are you telling me you've never gotten it on with a girl?	No! I'm not a lesbian. Why do you think I'd be into that?
come on. i think it would be a turn-on.	Does he do this all the time?
let's not get lewd.  i'm in no mood to have a lewd conversation.	Come on. I think it would be a turn-on.
come on. don't you find christie attractive?	Let's not get lewd.  I'm in no mood to have a lewd conversation.
patrick, you re a lunatic.	Come on. Don't you find Christie attractive?
listen, i would just like to see...the two of you...get it on. what's wrong with that? it's totally disease-free.	Patrick, you re a lunatic.
do you have any coke? or halcyon? i'd take a halcyon.	Listen, I would just like to see...the two of you...get it on. What's wrong with that? It's totally disease-free.
no.	Do you have any coke? Or Halcyon? I'd take a Halcyon.
did you know that guy who disappeared? didn't he work at pierce & pierce, too? was he a friend of yours?	No.
i want the number, idiot.  anyway, i'm at paul norman's and i'll try you later and if i don't see you at canal bar tomorrow night i'm going to sic my hairdresser on you.	Did you know that guy who disappeared? Didn't he work at Pierce & Pierce, too? Was he a friend of yours?
paul owen.	I want the number, idiot.  Anyway, I'm at Paul Norman's and I'll try you later and if I don't see you at Canal Bar tomorrow night I'm going to sic my hairdresser on you.
who?	Paul Owen.
you're at paul owen s.	Who?
this tastes weird.  harley? it's me. i need your services. translate that anyway you'd like. i'm at-	You're at Paul Owen s.
why would i?	This tastes weird.  Harley? It's me. I need your services. Translate that anyway you'd like. I'm at-
don't tell him you're here.	Why would I?
he's a goddamn drug dealer! these are his peak hours.	Don't tell him you're here.
elizabeth, it's three in the morning.	He's a goddamn drug dealer! These are his peak hours.
uh huh?	She's from...France.
she's my...cousin.	Uh huh?
if you had an american express card she'd give you a blowjob.  listen, this girl worked in a tanning salon, need i say more?...what do you do?	She's my...cousin.
what do you mean, she was a hot number.	If you had an American Express card she'd give you a blowjob.  Listen, this girl worked in a tanning salon, need I say more?...What do you do?
oh, right. of course...we had wanted paul owen to come. but he said he had plans...i guess i had dinner with victoria...the following night.	Personally I think the guy went a little nutso. Split town for a while. Maybe he did go to London. Sightseeing. Drinking. Whatever. Anyway, I'm pretty sure he'll turn up sooner or later.  I mean, to think that one of his friends killed him, for no reason whatsoever would be too ridiculous. Isn't that right, Patrick?
he was at atlantis with craig mcdermott, frederick dibble, harry newman, george butner and   - you.	Oh, right. Of course...We had wanted Paul Owen to come. But he said he had plans...I guess I had dinner with Victoria...the following night.
so who was he with?	He was at Atlantis with Craig McDermott, Frederick Dibble, Harry Newman, George Butner and   - you.
he wasn't with paul owen.	So who was he with?
where was marcus?	He wasn't with Paul Owen.
oh. kimball now where were you?	Where was Marcus?
i checked it out. it's clean.	Oh. KIMBALL Now where were you?
he does? you're sure?	I checked it out. It's clean.
yes.	He does? You're sure?
well, does marcus have an alibi?	Yes.
yes.	Well, does Marcus have an alibi?
but marcus denied it?	Yes.
yes. and he denies it. though at first he couldn't be sure.	But Marcus denied it?
marcus?	Yes. And he denies it. Though at first he couldn't be sure.
i've questioned him.	Marcus?
and?	I've questioned him.
according to his date book, and this was verified by his secretary, he had dinner with...marcus halberstam.	And?
but how? where do you place paul that night?	According to his date book, and this was verified by his secretary, he had dinner with...Marcus Halberstam.
i think maybe you've got your dates mixed up.	But how? Where do you place Paul that night?
i'm not really sure. i had a shower...and some sorbet?	I think maybe you've got your dates mixed up.
so, the night he disappeared? any new thoughts on what you did?	I'm not really sure. I had a shower...and some sorbet?
suit yourself, i guess.	So, the night he disappeared? Any new thoughts on what you did?
yes, of course. the hash browns are delicious. i'm just...not... ordering them.	Suit yourself, I guess.
but...everyone orders the hash browns here. i mean- it's-have you been here before?	Yes, of course. The hash browns are delicious. I'm just...not... ordering them.
not in the mood, i guess.	But...everyone orders the hash browns here. I mean- it's-have you been here before?
no hash browns?	Not in the mood, I guess.
well, to each his own. so-lunch, thursday? i'll call your secretary about reservations.	I'll be there.
no, i like music. just-they're-huey's too... black sounding. for me.	Well, to each his own. So-lunch, Thursday? I'll call your secretary about reservations.
not a big music fan, eh?	No, I like music. Just-they're-Huey's too... black sounding. For me.
never. i mean...i don't really like... singers.	Not a big music fan, eh?
and if you could try and pin down where you were the night of owen's disappearance, it would make my job a lot easier.	Absolutely. I'm with you on that one.
great, yes, i'd like that.	And if you could try and pin down where you were the night of Owen's disappearance, it would make my job a lot easier.
listen, i'm a little spent for now but how about lunch in a week or so when i've sorted out all this information?	Great, yes, I'd like that.
patrick, please. i hope i've been informative. long day-a bit scattered.	Listen, I'm a little spent for now but how about lunch in a week or so when I've sorted out all this information?
well, thank you, mr. bateman.	Patrick, please. I hope I've been informative. Long day-a bit scattered.
we had...gone to a new musical called...oh africa, brave africa. it was...a laugh riot...and that's about it. i think we had dinner at orso's. no, petaluma. no, orso's. the...last time i physically saw him was...at an automated teller. i can't remember which...just one that was near, um, nell's.	Well, thank you, Mr. Bateman.
well...when was the last time you were with paul owen?	We had...gone to a new musical called...Oh Africa, Brave Africa. It was...a laugh riot...and that's about it. I think we had dinner at Orso's. No, Petaluma. No, Orso's. The...last time I physically saw him was...at an automated teller. I can't remember which...just one that was near, um, Nell's.
well, i could he wrong.	Well...When was the last time you were with Paul Owen?
let's see...  that you were with-	Well, I could he wrong.
well...i...wait...what information have you received?	Let's see...  That you were with-
that's not the information i've received.	Well...I...Wait...What information have you received?
what?	That's not the information I've received.
wait. that's not what i've got.	What?
i had a date with a girl named veronica.	Wait. That's not what I've got.
god...i guess...i was probably returning videotapes.	I had a date with a girl named Veronica.
do you remember where you were on the night of paul's disappearance?  which was on the twentieth of december?	God...I guess...I was probably returning videotapes.
not really.	Do you remember where you were on the night of Paul's disappearance?  Which was on the twentieth of December?
yeah, gone into rehab. shame.  is he a suspect?	Not really.
i actually came to see timothy price, but he's taken a leave of absence.	Yeah, gone into rehab. Shame.  Is he a suspect?
i mean they want to get caught.	Dan, great to see you again. Like I said, you need anything at all, I'm your man. I don't envy your job. I mean Owen was a...complex man.
yeah. no finlandia, as usual. fucking dump.	Too true. You know, Bateman-people tend to reveal so much more about themselves when they're in a relaxed setting, don't you think?
0h no. informal conversations, mostly. what's that, stoli?	Yeah. No Finlandia, as usual. Fucking dump.
how's the investigation going? taken anyone in for "formal questioning?"	0h no. Informal conversations, mostly. What's that, Stoli?
uh, yes...i mean...whenever necessary. you know.	How's the investigation going? Taken anyone in for "formal questioning?"
so...you hang out here a lot?	Uh, yes...I mean...whenever necessary. You know.
don.	So...you hang out here a lot?
detective kendall...uh campbell? kimball kimball.  call me don.	Don.
absolutely, i'm 100% with you.	Great, and thanks for your, uh, time, Mr. Bateman.
listen, if anything occurs to you, any information at all...	Absolutely, I'm 100% with you.
uh, no. there's one...down here.	Oh really? I didn't know that.
isn't the four seasons a little far uptown? i mean aren't you going to be late?	Uh, no. There's one...down here.
you'll have to excuse me. i have a lunch meeting with cliff huxtable at four seasons in twenty minutes.	Isn't the Four Seasons a little far uptown? I mean aren't you going to be late?
eerie. really eerie.	You'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at Four Seasons in twenty minutes.
the earth just opens up and swallows people.	Eerie. Really eerie.
people just...disappear.	The earth just opens up and swallows people.
nothing.	People just...disappear.
it's just strange.  one day someone's walking around, going to work, alive, and then...	Nothing.
that's so typical, isn't it?	It's just strange.  One day someone's walking around, going to work, alive, and then...
no, not yet. as i said, we're not sure. but... basically no one has seen or heard anything.	That's so typical, isn't it?
i mean no one's dealing with the homicide squad yet or anything, right?	No, not yet. As I said, we're not sure. But... basically no one has seen or heard anything.
no, it actually hadn't. toiletries were missing. a suit was gone. so was some luggage. that's it.	I mean no one's dealing with the homicide squad yet or anything, right?
had his apartment been burglarized?	No, it actually hadn't. Toiletries were missing. A suit was gone. So was some luggage. That's it.
no.	Had his apartment been burglarized?
have you consulted a psychic?	No.
yeah, i know, and was into that whole yale thing.	Have you consulted a psychic?
yikes! no. paul wasn't into that. he followed a balanced diet and-	Yeah, I know, and was into that whole Yale thing.
i know it sounds like a lame question, but in new jersey i know this sounds like a lame question, but last month-i don't know if you've heard about this, but a young stockbroker was recently arrested and charged with murdering a young chicano girl and performing voodoo rituals with various body parts-	Yikes! No. Paul wasn't into that. He followed a balanced diet and-
what?	I know it sounds like a lame question, but in New Jersey I know this sounds like a lame question, but last month-I don't know if you've heard about this, but a young stockbroker was recently arrested and charged with murdering a young Chicano girl and performing voodoo rituals with various body parts-
was he involved at all , do you think, in occultism or satan worship?	What?
oh.	Was he involved at all , do you think, in occultism or Satan worship?
well, i've had a hard time getting an actual verification. a stephen hughes says he saw him at a restaurant there, but i checked it out and what happened is, he mistook a hubert ainsworth for paul, so...	Oh.
hmmm.	Well, I've had a hard time getting an actual verification. A Stephen Hughes says he saw him at a restaurant there, but I checked it out and what happened is, he mistook a Hubert Ainsworth for Paul, so...
actually, yes.	Hmmm.
but...has anyone seen him in london?	Actually, yes.
his girlfriend doesn't think so.	But...has anyone seen him in London?
well, maybe he did, huh?	His girlfriend doesn't think so.
well, there's a message on his answering machine saying he went to london.	Well, maybe he did, huh?
do you have any witnesses or fingerprints?	Well, there's a message on his answering machine saying he went to London.
so was i.	Do you have any witnesses or fingerprints?
we were both seven in 1969.	So was I.
anything else you can tell me about owen?	We were both seven in 1969.
don't you know this?	I just wanted to know if you know. BATEMAN Before Yale? If I remember correctly, Saint Paul's... Listen, I just...I just want to help.
and where did he go to school?	Don't you know this?
no, he just hung out there.	And where did he go to school?
he had a yacht?	No, he just hung out there.
let me think. the newport. harry's. fluties. endochine. nell's. comell club. the new york yacht club. the regular places.	He had a yacht?
yeah. you know...hang out.	Let me think. The Newport. Harry's. Fluties. Endochine. Nell's. Comell Club. The New York Yacht Club. The regular places.
hang...out?	Yeah. You know...hang out.
where did paul hang out?	Hang...out?
no. not really.	Where did Paul hang out?
do you feel that way?	No. Not really.
i hope i'm not being cross-examined here.	Do you feel that way?
what kind of man was he? besides...  the information you've just given.	I hope I'm not being cross-examined here.
he led what i suppose was an orderly life. he... ate a balanced diet.	What kind of man was he? Besides...  the information you've just given.
so...there's nothing you can tell me about paul owen?	He led what I suppose was an orderly life. He... ate a balanced diet.
yeah...yale thing.	What do you mean...Yale thing?
yale thing?	Yeah...Yale thing.
i'm...at a loss. he was part of that whole...yale thing, you know.	Yale thing?
how well did you know him?	I'm...at a loss. He was part of that whole...Yale thing, you know.
well...	How well did you know him?
what can you tell me about paul owen?	Well...
you sure?	No problem.
no, i guess it's okay.	You sure?
would you rather i not smoke?	No, I guess it's okay.
i know. i'm sorry.	Would you rather I not smoke?
bad habit.	I know. I'm sorry.
who do you ask?	You seem...nervous.
pardon me, but are you okay?	Who do you ask?
thanks.	Pardon me, but are you okay?
nice. very nice.	Thanks.
fifty-five west eighty-first street. the american gardens building.	Nice. Very nice.
your address?	Fifty-five West Eighty-First Street. The American Gardens Building.
harvard. the harvard business school.	Your address?
where did you go to school?	Harvard. The Harvard Business School.
twenty-six. i'll be twenty-seven in october.	Where did you go to school?
how old are you?	Twenty-six. I'll be twenty-seven in October.
shoot.	How old are you?
just some preliminary questions that i need for my own files, okay?	Shoot.
you sure? i can always get you a lime.	Just some preliminary questions that I need for my own files, okay?
no, really. i'm okay.	You sure? I can always get you a lime.
understandable.  lime?	No, really. I'm okay.
i think his family wants this kept quiet.	Understandable.  Lime?
oh right. well, i haven't heard anything about the disappearance or anything...  not on "page six" at least.	I think his family wants this kept quiet.
the disappearance of paul owen.	Oh right. Well, I haven't heard anything about the disappearance or anything...  Not on "Page Six" at least.
well, what's the topic of discussion?	The disappearance of Paul Owen.
it's no problem	Well, what's the topic of discussion?
oh no, i'm okay.	It's no problem
mr. kimball a bottle of san pelle-	Oh no, I'm okay.
kimball.	Mr. Kimball a bottle of San Pelle-
perrier? san pellegrino?	No, I'm okay.
no. i'm okay.	Perrier? San Pellegrino?
coffee?	No. I'm okay.
so it's nothing that official. i just have some basic questions. about paul owen. about yourself-	Coffee?
ah, i see...yes. paul's disappearance...yes.	So it's nothing that official. I just have some basic questions. About Paul Owen. About yourself-
nothing like that. i'm just a private investigator.	Ah, I see...Yes. Paul's disappearance...Yes.
you're not with the fbi or anything, are you?	Nothing like that. I'm just a private investigator.
i've been hired by meredith powell to investigate the disappearance of paul owen.	You're not with the FBI or anything, are you?
so, what's the topic of discussion?	I've been hired by Meredith Powell to investigate the disappearance of Paul Owen.
i'm sorry to barge in on you like this. but i was supposed to talk to luis carruthers and he wasn't in and...well, you're here, so...i know how busy you guys can get.	So, what's the topic of discussion?
hi. pat bateman. nice to meet you.	I'm sorry to barge in on you like this. but I was supposed to talk to Luis Carruthers and he wasn't in and...well, you're here, so...I know how busy you guys can get.
hi. i'm donald kimball	Hi. Pat Bateman. Nice to meet you.
oh that? just mulling over business problems. examining opportunities...exchanging rumors... spreading gossip.	Hi. I'm Donald KIMBALL
no, i'm sorry. i should've made an appointment.  was that anything important?	Oh that? Just mulling over business problems. Examining opportunities...Exchanging rumors... Spreading gossip.
listen, john, i've got to go. t boone pickens just walked in...  just joking...  no don't tip the owner of the salon. okay, john, right, got it.  sorry about that.	No, I'm sorry. I should've made an appointment.  Was that anything important?
i can't...i can't find a shelter	You reek. You reek of...shit. Do you know that?  Goddammit, Al-look at me and stop crying like some kind of faggot. Al...I'm sorry.
do ,you know how bad you smell? the stench, my god.	I can't...I can't find a shelter
please...i don know what to do. i'm so cold.	Do ,you know how bad you smell? The stench, my God.
shhhh...it's okay.	Please...I don know what to do. I'm so cold.
you re so kind, mister. you're kind. you're a kind man. i can tell.	Shhhh...it's okay.
get a goddamn job, al. you've got a negative attitude. that's what's stopping you. you've got to get your act together. i'll help you.	You re so kind, mister. You're kind. You're a kind man. I can tell.
al.	Get a goddamn job, Al. You've got a negative attitude. That's what's stopping you. You've got to get your act together. I'll help you.
speak up. come on.	Al.
al.	Speak up. Come on.
listen, what's your name?	Al.
what am i gonna do?	Listen, what's your name?
listen, do you think it's fair to take money from people who do have jobs? from people who do work?	What am I gonna do?
i'm hungry.	Listen, do you think it's fair to take money from people who do have jobs? From people who do work?
i know that, i know that. jeez, you're like a broken record. i'm trying to help you.	I'm hungry.
i'm hungry	I know that, I know that. Jeez, you're like a broken record. I'm trying to help you.
you're not what? qualified for anything else?	I'm hungry
i'm not...	You're not what? Qualified for anything else?
why don't you get another one? why don't , you get another job?	I'm not...
i'm so hungry.	Why don't you get another one? Why don't , you get another job?
gee, uh, that's too bad.	I'm so hungry.
why? were you drinking? is that why you lost it? insider trading? just joking. no, really-were you drinking on the job?	Gee, uh, that's too bad.
i lost my job...	Why? Were you drinking? Is that why you lost it? Insider trading? Just joking. No, really-were you drinking on the job?
why don't you get a job? if you're so hungry, why don't you get a job?	I lost my job...
i'm so hungry.	Why don't you get a job? If you're so hungry, why don't you get a job?
it's cold out, too, isn't it?	I'm so hungry.
i'm so hungry.	It's cold out, too, isn't it?
is that a raincoat?	Yes, it is.
no, owen.	Is that a raincoat?
why are there copies of the style section all over the place? do you have a dog? a chow or something?	No, Owen.
yes, owen?	Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place? Do you have a dog? A chow or something?
hey, halberstam?	Yes, Owen?
you like huey lewis and the news?	They're okay. BATEMAN Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste. But then Sports came out in 1983, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
no, man. i'm gonna bail.	Come on, you dumb son of a bitch.  I've got a preview of the Barneys catalogue and a bottle of Absolut waiting for us.
two-hundred-and-fifty. very reasonable. let's leave a big tip, shall we? my place hr a nightcap?	No, man. I'm gonna bail.
paul, give me your amex card. good boy. bateman slaps the card down, looks at the check.	Two-hundred-and-fifty. Very reasonable. Let's leave a big tip, shall we? My place hr a nightcap?
another martini, paul?	Paul, give me your Amex card. Good boy. Bateman slaps the card down, looks at the check.
evelyn. great ass. goes out with that loser patrick bateman. what a dork.	Another Martini, Paul?
cecelia is, well...you know	Evelyn. Great ass. Goes out with that loser Patrick Bateman. What a dork.
and cecelia, how is she? where is she tonight?	Cecelia is, well...you know
so, wasn't rothschild originally handling the fisher account? how did you get it?	I could tell you that, Halberstam, but then I'd have to kill you.
we should've gone to dorsia. i could've gotten us a table.	Nobody goes there anymore.
hey, i'm a child of divorce. give me a break  hmmm, i see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello.	We should've gone to Dorsia. I could've gotten us a table.
yeah, well, you're late.	Hey, I'm a child of divorce. Give me a break  Hmmm, I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello.
listen, the mud soup and the charcoal arugula are outrageous here.	Yeah, well, you're late.
and how's cecilia? she's a great girl.	Oh yes. I'm very lucky.
oh well, you know.	And how's Cecilia? She's a great girl.
really? that's interesting.  not great?	Oh well, you know.
it's...it's...all right.	Really? That's interesting.  Not great?
how's the ransom account going, marcus?	It's...it's...all right.
hello, halberstam. nice tie. how the hell are you?	I've been great. And you?
i just don't see how someone, anyone, can appear that way and yet be involved in such total shit. how can you be so fucking, i don't know, cool about it?	Some guys are just born cool, I guess.
i don't believe it. he looks so...normal. he seems so... out of it. so...undangerous.	I just don't see how someone, anyone, can appear that way and yet be involved in such total shit. How can you be so fucking, I don't know, cool about it?
what shit? now where do we have reservations at? i mean i'm not really hungry, but i would like to have reservations somewhere.	I don't believe it. He looks so...normal. He seems so... out of it. So...undangerous.
how can he lie like that? how can he pull that shit?	What shit? Now where do we have reservations at? I mean I'm not really hungry, but I would like to have reservations somewhere.
you'll look like you consciously worked for the look.	Good point. Excuse me, gentlemen.
you think so?	You'll look like you consciously worked for the look.
i can't help it. i feel like they'd do anything to keep their --	Anything? That's not even credible. If he wants to go up there? To check it out? I think you should encourage him.  It's his life. But everybody's treating him like this -- valuable object. You're hurting your own case.
you don't wanna move, do you?	I can paint anywhere.
you know what he's like. he just wants to work on stuff that's cool.	You don't wanna move, do you?
i'm just screwed.	You know what he's like. He just wants to work on stuff that's cool.
"make" him?	You know what I mean.
alice? you gotta make him do the start-up with teddy and me.	"Make" him?
'gonna wait outside.	Alice? You gotta make him do the start-up with Teddy and me.
you are a fanatic.	'Gonna wait outside.
they still have to give 'em refreshments laced with mind-altering drugs.	You are a fanatic.
is it over?	They still have to give 'em refreshments laced with mind-altering drugs.
right. wait. a toast.	You're just afraid to eat it.
it's gonna get cold.	Right. Wait. A toast.
...wanna savor this.	It's gonna get cold.
great.	...wanna savor this.
here we go.	Great.
don't we have any chopsticks?	Oh, right. Hold on.
milo?	Don't we have any chopsticks?
...what?	I know you. You're gonna run back to work right after dinner. I want my kiss now.
yeah? give me a goodbye kiss.	...What?
you look beautiful.	Yeah? Give me a goodbye kiss.
look at me! i'm gonna change.	You look beautiful.
great!	Look at me! I'm gonna change.
no. no. i sent an e-mail to somebody, just now. to tell her how i feel about you.  you know i'm clueless, without you. you know i --	Just shut up?
are you gonna tell me where you went?	I went to see the Skywire model in Gary's office. You know. Just to hold it again.
i know you think i'm too attached to him, but still. i am close to gary. and you're the most meaningful person in my life.  i'm going back to the comix place, why should i be killing myself.	Milo, you --
milo --	I know you think I'm too attached to him, but still. I am close to Gary. And you're the most meaningful person in my life.  I'm going back to the Comix place, why should I be killing myself.
it's for the museum. he knows you're a painter. if anybody should be invited --	Milo --
he has thousands of employees, milo --	It's for the Museum. He knows you're a painter. If anybody should be invited --
why doesn't he ask us to his party. he's never even met you.	He has thousands of employees, Milo --
what?	Why doesn't he ask us to his party. He's never even met you.
look at this.	What?
where were you?  you know you can't keep anything from me.	Okay, yeah. I did something naughty... There's this amazing Comix store in Seattle.  To tell you the truth, I did it once or twice at Stanford. 'Guess I can't keep anything from you...
that was -- different.	...Different?
if i'd stayed down there, maybe this wouldn't've happened.	Poor baby. You know that's not true.
guilt?	If I'd stayed down there, maybe this wouldn't've happened.
after i broke into 21 -- which was insane, thank god they didn't catch me! -- i just drove around. trying to figure out what possessed me. you know what? i've been putting my own guilt on gary.	Guilt?
i remember.	After I broke into 21 -- which was insane, thank God they didn't catch me! -- I just drove around. Trying to figure out what possessed me. You know what? I've been putting my own guilt on Gary.
the justice department guy who came to the apartment when --	I remember.
remember lyle barton?	The Justice Department guy who came to the apartment when --
...why?	Remember Lyle Barton?
it's what they said it is. an unfinished broadcast studio. you were right... i just drove to seattle and back.	...Why?
nothing?	It's what they said it is. An unfinished broadcast studio. You were right... I just drove to Seattle and back.
nothing.	Nothing?
it's almost nine, i've been so worried!  what did you see in there?	Nothing.
...whaddo i do?	So you believe me?
i know how to get in there. but you've gotta help me.	...Whaddo I do?
they stop the construction work at six or seven. the parking lot's mostly clear by two or three in the morning. even the early geeks don't get there before five.	Is it two? Or is it three? Have you ever really noticed?
you can't just walk in, either.	They stop the construction work at six or seven. The parking lot's mostly clear by two or three in the morning. Even the early Geeks don't get there before five.
i can't just walk away!	You can't just walk in, either.
milo, you told me those doj agents are all over the place. how could they hope to hide a surveillance post?  and how can you get in there, anyway? with the cameras and the swipe cards --	I can't just walk away!
it's the only one with dishes on the roof. the studio's a front. that's why they keep postponing its opening.  ...gotta get in there.	Milo, you told me those DOJ Agents are all over the place. How could they hope to hide a surveillance post?  And how can you get in there, anyway? With the cameras and the swipe cards --
even if all this were true. there're 20 other buildings. all of them filled with computers and --	It's the only one with dishes on the roof. The studio's a front. That's why they keep postponing its opening.  ...gotta get in there.
how should i know? "solving a problem," i guess. or needing to control everything. i don't know.  i've gotta get in there.	Even if all this were true. There're 20 other buildings. All of them filled with computers and --
milo. why would he --	How should I know? "Solving a problem," I guess. Or needing to control everything. I don't know.  I've gotta get in there.
you think i don't know that?	Milo. Why would he --
"like this?" it's gary you're talking about.	You think I don't know that?
go where? you can't get away from people like this.	"Like this?" It's Gary you're talking about.
you're scaring me. i think we should just go.	Go where? You can't get away from people like this.
it isn't a broadcast studio. it's -- a surveillance post or something. that's why they have the dishes on top.	You're scaring me. I think we should just go.
they hack into people's programs?	Nobody does work like this on-line. It's in your PC, or in a mainframe. Self-contained. They'd have to be, like, watching people. Physically.  Oh Jesus.
i don't know! i just know it was teddy's code. all these ideas flying in from everywhere. you know how he says "any kid working in his garage can put us out of business?" it's like they know what every kid's doing.	They hack into people's programs?
i can't see outpost putting its reputation in the hands of people like that.	I don't know! I just know it was Teddy's code. All these ideas flying in from everywhere. You know how he says "Any kid working in his garage can put us out of business?" It's like they know what every kid's doing.
i don't know what i'm saying. maybe -- maybe they hired those guys.	I can't see Outpost putting its reputation in the hands of people like that.
are you saying you think they had something to do with his death? nelson said it was an airtight case.	I don't know what I'm saying. Maybe -- maybe they hired those guys.
what're you -- what?	It was a hate crime.
teddy was killed last night.	What're you -- what?
what!	Teddy was killed last night.
i mean, if one little comment from gary is gonna upset you this much --	You're right. It's -- a working relationship. Don't know what I was expecting.
what's extreme is what that er doctor said when he pumped your stomach. eat another sesame seed and that's it.	I mean, if one little comment from Gary is gonna upset you this much --
isn't that -- extreme?	What's extreme is what that ER doctor said when he pumped your stomach. Eat another sesame seed and that's it.
if you can't deal with him on that basis, you better get a new counselor.	Isn't that -- extreme?
i know, i know.	If you can't deal with him on that basis, you better get a new counselor.
he's your boss. he's not your --	I know, I know.
what would it mean, anyway? if he didn't write it?	That's what I'm asking myself. Does he have some genius stowed away? Why not let him write Skywire.  'Not saying it makes sense.
it's the way he said it. just the way my dad did, when he was caught in a lie. that's how you knew you were onto something ugly.	What would it mean, anyway? If he didn't write it?
he gave me some new code-fixes this morning. i said, "did you really do this just today?" cause i was impressed. he said "what're you implying?"	It's the way he said it. Just the way my dad did, when he was caught in a lie. That's how you knew you were onto something ugly.
that's what i need to ask you.  you know you can't keep anything from me.	He gave me some new code-fixes this morning. I said, "Did you really do this just today?" Cause I was impressed. He said "What're you implying?"
to our new life.  ...what's wrong?	That's what I need to ask you.  You know you can't keep anything from me.
you know he's never been anybody's counselor before?	Milo! What about --?
that took some fun out of --	We're not gonna let it.
when's brian coming for the tv?	Prob'ly waiting by the phone for Outpost to call. We'll leave it for him?
don't bring that up. like a different girlfriend would'd've let you die?	You saved my life in alot of ways.
c'mon, i wouldn't have a destiny without you. my destiny would be dying at 20. from eating --	Don't bring that up. Like a different girlfriend would'd've let you die?
no way. you have this -- destiny.	C'mon, I wouldn't have a destiny without you. My destiny would be dying at 20. From eating --
i forgot. that's why you have to help me decide.	No way. You have this -- destiny.
didn't you visit the campus?	I forgot. That's why you have to help me decide.
...but?	Didn't you visit the campus?
i think that's great, milo. i do.	...But?
if my dad'd leveled with me like that even once... the weird thing is, my fantasy he could somehow be like the old gary? it's his fantasy, too.	I think that's great, Milo. I do.
when i was a kid? and he was moving us all over the place? i spent all my time writing stuff on outpost 1.0. i thought gary boyd was the greatest.	But he's not quite the same guy anymore. Don't get your hopes too high?
bully? are we talking about gary boyd? or your dad.	When I was a kid? And he was moving us all over the place? I spent all my time writing stuff on Outpost 1.0. I thought Gary Boyd was the greatest.
if he's really a bully, he won't cop to it, anyway.	Bully? Are we talking about Gary Boyd? Or your dad.
it's important.	If he's really a bully, he won't cop to it, anyway.
then you've gotta ask him about that.	It's important.
a lot of what larry says is true. they just clone stuff, or reverse engineer it, and everybody gets stuck with their inferior version cause they --	Then you've gotta ask him about that.
c'mon, how often do you talk to somebody who's been on the cover of time. three of four times.	A lot of what Larry says is true. They just clone stuff, or reverse engineer it, and everybody gets stuck with their inferior version cause they --
i think i kind of lost it. i was just so thrilled to be talking to the richest, most powerful... 'didn't know i even cared about that stuff.	C'mon, how often do you talk to somebody who's been on the cover of Time. Three of four times.
he wasn't acting?	I don't think he knows how.
he said it made sense that gary's code was like teddy's, that that clich about great minds was true. said it was all about his own guilt.  plus, he has a tendency to get gary mixed-up with his dad once in a while. it always passes.	He wasn't acting?
lisa's an extremely valuable member of the skywire team. we've got our eyes on her. you keep yours on milo.	Prick.
instead of busting my chops you should do something about that girl. fire her. or something.	Lisa's an extremely valuable member of the Skywire team. We've got our eyes on her. You keep yours on Milo.
that'll be a test, won't it?	Instead of busting my chops you should do something about that girl. Fire her. Or something.
he'll tell me when he gets home.	That'll be a test, won't it?
not like him, is it? to do a thing like that without telling you. you're not losing your hold on him, are you?	He'll tell me when he gets home.
no.	Not like him, is it? To do a thing like that without telling you. You're not losing your hold on him, are you?
'didn't mention he was going to the justice department?	No.
yes sir.	'Didn't mention he was going to the Justice Department?
and outpost? you're happy there?	Yes sir.
'just didn't know who else to talk to.	And Outpost? You're happy there?
let me look into it, see what's being done. frankly, it's not my area.	'Just didn't know who else to talk to.
i -- just wanna help bring these guys to justice. they're neo-nazis.	Let me look into it, see what's being done. Frankly, it's not my area.
if there's a civil rights violation. but generally we let the local police and da do their work first.	I -- just wanna help bring these guys to justice. They're neo-Nazis.
it was racially motivated. he's chinese. he was. and... i know sometimes the fbi gets involved with that. don't they?	If there's a Civil Rights violation. But generally we let the local police and DA do their work first.
my goodness.	It was racially motivated. He's Chinese. He was. And... I know sometimes the FBI gets involved with that. Don't they?
my friend, my best friend, teddy, was killed in silicon valley.	My goodness.
milo?	My friend, my best friend, Teddy, was killed in Silicon Valley.
i am. i am, sir.	Milo?
what seems to be the problem? you look a little upset.	I am. I am, sir.
have a seat.	What seems to be the problem? You look a little upset.
yeah. hi. thank you for seeing me.	Have a seat.
milo?	Yeah. Hi. Thank you for seeing me.
yes sir. i need to talk to you.	Give me two seconds with Lacy here?  Go on in, I won't be a moment.
...it's -- milo, isn't it?	Yes sir. I need to talk to you.
mr. barton, do you remember me?	...It's -- Milo, isn't it?
it's just -- i kind of feel the need to do something with my ability. create something...	Like I said: shot in the dark.
beggar. we're at a disadvantage with outpost. our experts aren't as smart as theirs. sometimes we can't tell which technologies pose the threat of a monopoly. we need a really smart guy to help us pick our fights. i'm taking a shot in the dark, here. i can offer you 32,000 a year, a buick. i'm hoping you've got a feeling it's the right thing to do.	It's just -- I kind of feel the need to do something with my ability. Create something...
right... what's that mean again?	Beggar. We're at a disadvantage with Outpost. Our experts aren't as smart as theirs. Sometimes we can't tell which technologies pose the threat of a monopoly. We need a really smart guy to help us pick our fights. I'm taking a shot in the dark, here. I can offer you 32,000 a year, a Buick. I'm hoping you've got a feeling it's the right thing to do.
don't worry, milo. i'm here as a friend. or maybe a supplicant.	Right... What's that mean again?
...when did you know?	You should've called a few times to bug me about your job prospects.
what?!	He's working backwards, too.  Let's do number five?
is it your software?	Is it your dish?
you're interfaced with our dish.	Gimme the coordinates?
what?!	Wanna be a part of history?
great. great! we need to drag a lot of heavy stuff in front of the door --	What?!
okay.	Great. Great! We need to drag a lot of heavy stuff in front of the door --
what'd they ever do for you?	Okay.
what?	What'd they ever do for you?
no. but you can write your own ticket in the valley after this. we're gonna bring down outpost.	What?
will i get to work for outpost?	No. But you can write your own ticket in the Valley after this. We're gonna bring down Outpost.
brian! you wanna be a big deal, don't you? that's your dream in life.	Will I get to work for Outpost?
you can't pre-empt yoga, that's our biggest show.	Brian! You wanna be a big deal, don't you? That's your dream in life.
this is the biggest beta demo in like the history of software. you'd be my partner.	You can't pre-empt Yoga, that's our biggest show.
well i parked illegally. see y'later?	'Forgot to introduce you.  I have a girlfriend.
sure, i'll see what i can do.	Well I parked illegally. See y'later?
'thought if i relocated it could help my case. i'm writing programs for the local public access station. where any whack-job with 100 bucks gets his own show? god, does it suck.  can you help me?	Sure, I'll see what I can do.
you're living here?	'Thought if I relocated it could help my case. I'm writing programs for the local public access station. Where any whack-job with 100 bucks gets his own show? God, does it suck.  Can you help me?
we tried!	You better believe everybody's trying to sign him up.
milo. surprised he's not your guest.	We tried!
and the kid who wrote skywire -- then gave it away? they're calling him the digital robin hood.	Milo. Surprised he's not your guest.
stigma? larry! 60 billion buys you some slack in this world.	And the kid who wrote Skywire -- then gave it away? They're calling him the digital Robin Hood.
isn't there a stigma? bankrolling this guy?	Stigma? Larry! 60 billion buys you some slack in this world.
there's no hard evidence he knew about this. anybody who could implicate him seems to've vanished.	Isn't there a stigma? Bankrolling this guy?
that'd change with a criminal indictment.	There's no hard evidence he knew about this. Anybody who could implicate him seems to've vanished.
conglomerates're lined up to finance the launch of the remaining satellites. they'll pay him a huge premium to get on-line.	That'd change with a criminal indictment.
outpost doesn't own em.	Conglomerates're lined up to finance the launch of the remaining satellites. They'll pay him a huge premium to get on-line.
outpost was his baby, sure. on the other hand, we just learned gary boyd owns the skywire satellites. personally.	Outpost doesn't own em.
that's gotta kill him, right?	Outpost was his baby, sure. On the other hand, we just learned Gary Boyd owns the Skywire satellites. Personally.
who's that?	I think they call him the "Houseman." 'Cause "guard" sounds too weird.
we could move 'em up here.	He just likes to write code. He's bummed there's so much secrecy and competition, everybody trying to own everything.
he's pretty tight with his family.	We could move 'em up here.
'couldn't convince teddy to come?	He's pretty tight with his family.
milo? i'm danny.	Oh hi.
i'm pretty close. but when i wrote the last contact switches, it wiped out a piece of the content filer. you know what it's like, writing software.	I do know. You focus on the big problem. But somewhere down the chain, something breaks down. Something gets destroyed. At first it's upsetting. You feel you've lost control.
i hope you know what you mean to me. not just because of what you're doing. because of who you are.	I do know, Gary. I feel the same way. I thought I was coming here for a job. But it's meant a lot more.
you see what's hanging on the wall?	I hope you know what you mean to me. Not just because of what you're doing. Because of who you are.
gary, i --	You see what's hanging on the wall?
i'm not much good at handwriting. or parties.	Oh, that's right. You're "clueless."
you could've handwritten it.	I'm not much good at handwriting. Or parties.
i couldn't do it at work cause of security or at home for -- obvious reasons.	You could've handwritten it.
"dear lisa. i've enjoyed working with you. i'd be lying if i didn't say i find you attractive. but in my heart i know that alice..."  you left my party to send e-mail?	I couldn't do it at work cause of security or at home for -- obvious reasons.
that's great! thanks.	'Sorry about the late notice...
cause he was a liar. and i hated him.  "get your head out of that machine, wise up to the real world." the more he mocked me the deeper i went. cause if being savvy meant being like him --  guess that's why i'm kind of clueless, even now. didn't cultivate my conniving side. 'not sure i even have one.	Don't be so hard on yourself. With a brain like yours, you could connive with the best of 'em I bet.
...worse?	Cause he was a liar. And I hated him.  "Get your head out of that machine, wise up to the real world." The more he mocked me the deeper I went. Cause if being savvy meant being like him --  Guess that's why I'm kind of clueless, even now. Didn't cultivate my conniving side. 'Not sure I even have one.
no. i just went deeper into the machine. preferred being the geek to having to explain. lying would've been worse.	...Worse?
what would you tell the kids? at your new school? you had to come up with a good story, right?	No. I just went deeper into the machine. Preferred being the geek to having to explain. Lying would've been worse.
...my dad was a compulsive gambler. only he didn't think he was. that applied to guys who didn't have a "system." "losers," who played games of chance. he could "read" people, so chance had nothing to do with it. no matter how deep a hole he dug himself, he'd give you the whole speech. and you'd better not point out the obvious.  his creditors would catch up to him. loan sharks or whatever. he'd wake us in the middle of the night. off we'd go, again.	What would you tell the kids? At your new school? You had to come up with a good story, right?
why did you move around so much? when you were a kid.	...My dad was a compulsive gambler. Only he didn't think he was. That applied to guys who didn't have a "system." "Losers," who played games of chance. He could "read" people, so chance had nothing to do with it. No matter how deep a hole he dug himself, he'd give you the whole speech. And you'd better not point out the obvious.  His creditors would catch up to him. Loan sharks or whatever. He'd wake us in the middle of the night. Off we'd go, again.
sure.	Why did you move around so much? When you were a kid.
'have a look?	Sure.
i'm okay. it's going well!	'Have a look?
you look a little tired.	I'm okay. It's going well!
gary, hi.	You look a little tired.
the wrong place?	The answer's not in the box. It's in the band.
been thinking about the push mechanism in the handler. and it came over me: it's in the wrong place.	The wrong place?
34,000. but they're real short lines. 'just came out that way.	Been thinking about the push mechanism in the handler. And it came over me: it's in the wrong place.
wow. you must have 20,000 lines of code there...	34,000. But they're real short lines. 'Just came out that way.
you've been coming in early.	It helps. Alice said it would help. To focus on something.  'Don't know what I'd do without her.
oh. yeah.	You've been coming in early.
i meant did you find other stuff to --	Oh. Yeah.
talk about work? never!	I meant did you find other stuff to --
did you?	Talk about work? Never!
just once. 'guess i was worried we didn't have anything to talk about, since work was off-limits. non- disclosure.	Did you?
had you talked to him much lately?	Just once. 'Guess I was worried we didn't have anything to talk about, since work was off-limits. Non- disclosure.
were the flags for teddy?	Had you talked to him much lately?
i heard what happened.	Were the flags for Teddy?
it scales, don't you think?	Definitely.
the purpose of this company isn't to destroy our competitors any more than the purpose of living is to breath. but the software business is binary: you're a zero or a one. being obsessive isn't a crime. it's a character trait.	It scales, don't you think?
i'm sure.	The purpose of this company isn't to destroy our competitors any more than the purpose of living is to breath. But the software business is binary: you're a zero or a one. Being obsessive isn't a crime. It's a character trait.
everything i do is under scrutiny. the questions they ask, trying to make anything strategic look sordid.  i'm confused. doesn't everybody in business try to get ahead?	I'm sure.
nothing!	Everything I do is under scrutiny. The questions they ask, trying to make anything strategic look sordid.  I'm confused. Doesn't everybody in business try to get ahead?
what're you implying.	Nothing!
you really wrote this just today?	What're you implying.
right... right.	You really wrote this just today?
well -- you sent for me.	Right... Right.
milo. what's up?	Well -- you sent for me.
you did this -- overnight?	You're making me young again.
take a look at this. slightly different approach.	You did this -- overnight?
it's okay. really.	Take a look at this. Slightly different approach.
maybe i'm going too fast.	Too fast? At least four companies're on the verge of workable convergence systems, Milo, they --
how's it going?	Maybe I'm going too fast.
could work with a new switch. there may be a few more things hidden.	Don't spend too much time searching. You ever vetted somebody's old code before?  It's a different skill. Stay close to the surface. The best-hidden secrets are in plain sight. You know the best place to hide a leaf, right?  In a tree.
that's insane. you're ahead of your time.	That's what I told her. My wife.
somebody said i'm just another philistine. with reproductions.	That's insane. You're ahead of your time.
...do i?	Somebody said I'm just another Philistine. With reproductions.
'think i should buy some originals?	...Do I?
okay. i'm gary.	'Think I should buy some originals?
no! just waiting for my counselor to come by and introduce himself.	Okay. I'm Gary.
i do!	Yeah? I wanna feel like I did when I wrote that. But I'm 42, that's 100 in cyber-years. I look at you and see the things that got me here.  But somehow got away.
when you get to a certain age, you start wondering. about your legacy. i doubt you even remember outpost 1.0 --	I do!
it needs a more object-oriented language. this doesn't scale, does it?	You'd have to start practically from scratch. But this is all you'd be working on. No marketing meetings, no product seminars. We can't waste the time. Half the Valley's working on convergence. So're media conglomerates, cable companies, phone companies. 'Can't finish second, Milo. There is no second... Now what would you like to ask me?
the content filer has t'be written into the media files so bits coming off the satellite can be read by multiplatforms. really, omniplatforms. including whatever new hardware emerges.	It needs a more object-oriented language. This doesn't scale, does it?
skywire.	The content filer has t'be written into the media files so bits coming off the satellite can be read by multiplatforms. Really, omniplatforms. Including whatever new hardware emerges.
among other things... we know convergence is the real super-highway: all the pc's, tv's, phones, etc. linked together. why cram it into a cable if you can use the whole sky?	Skywire.
low enough to relay internet traffic.	Among other things... We know convergence is the real super-highway: all the PC's, TV's, phones, etc. linked together. Why cram it into a cable if you can use the whole sky?
i've only shown this to three other people. i bought 200, we've launched 12 so far. i keep the coordinates in this room.  it's left over from sdi. reagan's star wars technology? they orbit 426 miles up.	Low enough to relay internet traffic.
you know a lot about art, i guess.	There's a rumor going around, maybe you've heard it.
would you like a coke or something?	Oh. No thanks.
cool!	Would you like a Coke or something?
milo? gary boyd. i'm hoping you and your friend can come up here. we've made some amazing strides in digital convergence. i'd love to show them to you.	You would? Wow. When would we come?  'Think he hung up.
...hello?	Milo? Gary Boyd. I'm hoping you and your friend can come up here. We've made some amazing strides in digital convergence. I'd love to show them to you.
gary?	Just do it.
'knows i'm altering the coordinates. let's jump to #12.	Gary?
what?	'Knows I'm altering the coordinates. Let's jump to #12.
wait... he knows.	What?
longitude 109 --	Wait... He knows.
let's go.	Longitude 109 --
ready for number three?	Let's go.
okay, #2.	Longitude 48 degrees 06 minutes --
gary, don't worry, we --	Just do what I'm asking!
help me change the skywire settings. add five degrees to each satellite coordinate.	Gary, don't worry, we --
hasn't affected his work, though.	Nothing does. Still. I want him to like me.
there may be a little less trust after your outburst.	Hasn't affected his work, though.
what'd the girl say?	There may be a little less trust after your outburst.
'start-up not 50 miles from here. kid's on prozac.	Maybe we should all get on it.
this is good. who did it?	'Start-up not 50 miles from here. Kid's on Prozac.
you guys'll be using teddy's old space, is that okay?	Cool.
...you wanna work -- here?	Got out of my other commitment.
we'll come up with the next big thing.	...You wanna work -- here?
your app kind of blew mine out of the water.	We'll come up with the next big thing.
man, could he write code. totally elegant. he had his own style.	Those really weird, short lines.
it's only meaningful when you've got 40,000 lines of code to back it up.	Man, could he write code. Totally elegant. He had his own style.
he was on the verge of something, too. he was gonna show us the next day. he said "the answer's not in the box, it's in the band." know what it means?	It's only meaningful when you've got 40,000 lines of code to back it up.
just thought his work should go on.	He was on the verge of something, too. He was gonna show us the next day. He said "The answer's not in the box, it's in the band." Know what it means?
you are naive. look at your employment contract: you can't work anywhere else in this field for at least few years.  not that i don't miss you.	Just thought his work should go on.
i know you lost all his work. maybe i could come down here and --	You are naive. Look at your employment contract: you can't work anywhere else in this field for at least few years.  Not that I don't miss you.
you do?	I mean, it's your life.
i think you should go.	You do?
all the companies know. the faculties tell 'em. at the target schools.	In exchange for endowments. They should just drop the pretense and name the schools after 'em.
now what are we doing? i don't get any of this shit!	I launched Skywire. Just pray the last set of coordinates Milo sent me connected us to Gary's satellite.
come with me.	Where we going?
you calling phil and randy?	I'm calling Gary.
get the backslash, the colon, keys kids don't use but geeks do.  what would milo want in here, anyway?	They know. 'Just they don't trust me with it. So we'll get the evidence, first, ask questions later.
delbert seems to enter #21 twice. without leaving the first time.	Let's get him in here.
what're we looking for?	Any irregularity in the pattern.
keep looking.	What're we looking for?
every entry was authorized.	Keep looking.
unlikely. all 14 cameras are frozen. do we call randy and phil? tell 'em there may have been a break-in?	Not yet. 'Love to bust my ass cause I'm not in frigging Mensa.  I swear to God, it's that kid Milo, I told 'em so in the first place, but they didn't even wanna hear about it.  Let's run a printout on card entries.
could it be a glitch? something the construction workers caused?	Unlikely. All 14 cameras are frozen. Do we call Randy and Phil? Tell 'em there may have been a break-in?
latitude 47 degrees.	Wait a second. He knows I know.
what?	He's been altering the coordinates since we logged on. He's a step ahead. Let's jump to #12.
...he knows.	What?
maybe it's the satellite.	Let's try #2.
bring it to the other location.	But you said the other --
it's three years old, it --	Bring it to the other location.
they know, i had no choice. get out of the house now! do you have a laptop?	It's three years old, it --
tell me you're not calling on your car phone?!	They know, I had no choice. Get out of the house now! Do you have a laptop?
meet me at the other location.	Tell me you're not calling on your car phone?!
please don't go.	At this point the worst thing I could do is anything out of the ordinary.
she called to apologize. i said i was pulling an all-nighter. she said then come home just to say hi. which i always do when we fight, it's suspicious if i don't.	Please don't go.
why?!	She called to apologize. I said I was pulling an all-nighter. She said then come home just to say Hi. Which I always do when we fight, it's suspicious if I don't.
he suspects i know something. i think he was sort of -- explaining himself to me, in case i do.  we have to go in tonight. i'm two hours from a beta version.  but i've gotta go home for an hour.	Why?!
does he know you know?	He suspects I know something. I think he was sort of -- explaining himself to me, in case I do.  We have to go in tonight. I'm two hours from a Beta version.  But I've gotta go home for an hour.
that's lame, isn't it?	You'll come up with something.
you could always say you have to go the bathroom.	That's lame, isn't it?
perfect.  how am i gonna get away from the party long enough to --	You could always say you have to go the bathroom.
same with the excerpts i'm choosing: they'll play against any of the images you described.	Perfect.  How am I gonna get away from the party long enough to --
oh.	Milo? What if Shrot notices somebody entered the Day Care at four A.M.? And tells them about it?
yeah, that's old, in a tree.	Oh.
hardly anybody does, that's the beauty part. no cameras, the doj doesn't bother with it, it's accessed by a tunnel they boast about. you know the best place to hide a leaf?	Yeah, that's old, in a tree.
he doesn't know about the day care.	Hardly anybody does, that's the beauty part. No cameras, the DOJ doesn't bother with it, it's accessed by a tunnel they boast about. You know the best place to hide a leaf?
they know i broke in. alice helped me.  shrot's not one of them. he's blundering into this on his own.	He doesn't know about the Day Care.
milo? shrot suspects somebody broke into #21. i was in his office when he was reviewing the card readouts.	They know I broke in. Alice helped me.  Shrot's not one of them. He's blundering into this on his own.
thank god.	Milo? Shrot suspects somebody broke into #21. I was in his office when he was reviewing the card readouts.
the dishes are juiced up, too.	Thank God.
great. i knocked off the aglet, as soon as i get a passable version of skywire we're there.	The dishes are juiced up, too.
i felt guilty. 'cause i "owed so much" to alice. but even then i was starting to wonder. is it so great to be so consumed by this one thing that you let another person do your thinking for you? if you have a lucrative skill, it's all anybody wants from you. you grow older but you don't grow up. you turn into -- into --	Gary.
"a beautiful geek? what're the chances?"	I felt guilty. 'Cause I "owed so much" to Alice. But even then I was starting to wonder. Is it so great to be so consumed by this one thing that you let another person do your thinking for you? If you have a lucrative skill, it's all anybody wants from you. You grow older but you don't grow up. You turn into -- into --
what'd he say?	"A beautiful geek? What're the chances?"
i told teddy about you.	What'd he say?
'cause their apartments might be bugged?	I told Teddy about you.
'think everybody in this place is here the same reason we are?	'Cause their apartments might be bugged?
oh.  i liked you. i was checking you out.	'Think everybody in this place is here the same reason we are?
why were you snooping in my office?	Oh.  I liked you. I was checking you out.
i thought the worst they would do is fire me. who knew they took termination so literally?	Why were you snooping in my office?
why were you so careless?	I thought the worst they would do is fire me. Who knew they took termination so literally?
i don't know --	And what if the broadcast dishes on top of 21 aren't hot yet? You said the place isn't finished.
you mean -- break in?	I don't know --
oh, man. i'd have to get into gary's house. to get the satellite positions.	You mean -- break in?
before they kill somebody else, too.	Oh, man. I'd have to get into Gary's house. To get the satellite positions.
gary knows i'm close on skywire. we have to do this fast.	Before they kill somebody else, too.
it's a standard gui. once i've got a concept, it's maybe three day's work.	Gary knows I'm close on Skywire. We have to do this fast.
you'd have to design a graphic interface to make the data pop. maybe some audio, too. to tie it all in to gary. how long would that take you?	It's a standard GUI. Once I've got a concept, it's maybe three day's work.
but they'd still get the idea, right?	You'd have to design a graphic interface to make the data pop. Maybe some audio, too. To tie it all in to Gary. How long would that take you?
it's how on-line services push logos they wanna sell you. you don't ask for 'em, they just appear. 'have to work on it somewhere besides my office or my house. and then the quality of the broadcast wouldn't exactly be digital, that's 12 months away.	But they'd still get the idea, right?
a what?	It's how on-line services push logos they wanna sell you. You don't ask for 'em, they just appear. 'Have to work on it somewhere besides my office or my house. And then the quality of the broadcast wouldn't exactly be digital, that's 12 months away.
we can't just assume they're standing by to receive skywire 12 months from launch. i'd have to write in an aglet.	A what?
he's got 12 satellites up. he's got dishes on top of 21. he's building this --  mega-network for skywire. let's use it.	We can't just assume they're standing by to receive Skywire 12 months from launch. I'd have to write in an aglet.
what?	He's got 12 satellites up. He's got dishes on top of 21. He's building this --  mega-network for Skywire. Let's use it.
how close are you?	What?
time?	Time-Warner has a 40 per cent stake in Gary's set-top device. That also takes out CNN.  "GE joins Outpost in new venture," which means NBC is out. "Disney joins Outpost," ABC is out. "Outpost and Newscorp in new deal," Fox is out. Any of these places could have a mole. Or all of 'em.  It's like a a continuous loop. We can go to some alternative press place that 1,000 people read, get them and us killed. But anything big enough for this is a parent of or a subsidiary to something Gary's got a finger in!
say there's just one "mole" working there, like barton at the doj. how do we know he's not the guy we've contacted? or she? or the guy she works for?	Time?
but still, you can't say cbs wouldn't love to break something like --	Say there's just one "mole" working there, like Barton at the DOJ. How do we know he's not the guy we've contacted? Or she? Or the guy she works for?
yeah, they dig stuff like this.  "cbs news has partnered with outpost information systems in a cable news network due to launch fall of 2001."	But still, you can't say CBS wouldn't love to break something like --
what about "60 minutes."	Yeah, they dig stuff like this.  "CBS News has partnered with Outpost Information Systems in a cable news network due to launch Fall of 2001."
he's buying up pretty much everything: cable companies, baby bells, picture libraries, museum rights, film archives... getting ready for skywire.	What about "60 Minutes."
we could cross-reference a data base on media ownership. but not on our own computers. not even at home.	Certainly not at my happy home.
right. but gary's tied-in to a lot of media conglomerates. have to be careful who we pick.	We could cross-reference a data base on media ownership. But not on our own computers. Not even at home.
the mainstream media. tv, or a newsmagazine.	Right. But Gary's tied-in to a lot of media conglomerates. Have to be careful who we pick.
do we post it on the net?	There're so many disinformation sites about Gary already. Where he has devil's horns or they crop him in with Saddam Hussein.
who can we trust?	There's always a logical answer -- you just have to define the question.
they've got this guy in the doj, maybe others. we tell the wrong person, it's over.	Who can we trust?
what about the fbi?	They've got this guy in the DOJ, maybe others. We tell the wrong person, it's over.
i always felt if a -- boy i liked ever found out -- he'd run. he'd think i was unclean.	No, no. Never.
hmm?	I always felt if a -- boy I liked ever found out -- he'd run. He'd think I was unclean.
...milo?	Hmm?
he's out of prison?	They're already watching you. If they had to, they'd give him this drug that mimics an alcoholic blackout. He'd wake up not even remembering his "act of revenge."
they'd frame him.	He's out of prison?
is that my -- scenario?  tell me.	They'd frame him.
i know why you're so secretive. why you won't let anybody near you.  i know what he did to you.	Oh yeah?
but why would they --?	You know. There is no second place. And what's the risk? The killings're undetectable, they're hand-tailored, they make "sense." I mean, they're in the information business. They have scenarios for all of us, too. In case we find out too much.
it's easy to know who the smart geeks are, the schools tell 'em. they upload medical files, school records, pharmacy files. they'd be happy just to steal code forever. but when a program gets close to fruition. like teddy. he was almost there.	But why would they --?
you thought about it too. you've been suspicious for a while. but it's not happening in there. it's happening in the day care.	The Day Care?
why would you do a thing like --	You thought about it too. You've been suspicious for a while. But it's not happening in there. It's happening in the Day Care.
i snuck into #21.	Why would you do a thing like --
that's great. i -- didn't know.	She saved my life.
so, when you were talking about wishing people were more like computers. was that then? or now?	Then and now.  But not right now.
long story. not that interesting.	So, when you were talking about wishing people were more like computers. Was that then? Or now?
why's that?	Long story. Not that interesting.
mmm-more like -- i have a little trouble. trusting people.	Why's that?
you're compulsive.	Mmm-more like -- I have a little trouble. Trusting people.
maybe once. i re-wrote it, anyway.	You're compulsive.
right, right. but does he ever just, like, hand you code?	Maybe once. I re-wrote it, anyway.
mine's not the ceo. he barely remembers to take a shower.	Right, right. But does he ever just, like, hand you code?
"there is no second place." plus every time i get jammed-up, gary has an inspiration.  is it like that with your counselor?	Mine's not the CEO. He barely remembers to take a shower.
they just pushed up the schedule on skywire apps. how fast are you going?	"There is no second place." Plus every time I get jammed-up, Gary has an inspiration.  Is it like that with your counselor?
no. please.	They just pushed up the schedule on Skywire apps. How fast are you going?
did you wanna be alone?	No. Please.
cool!	Yeah? I ran it for lots of platforms, ranging from the narrowest bandwidth to --
show me.	Cool!
graphical interfaces. for skywire? i'm s'posed to coordinate with you.	Show me.
what've you got there?	Graphical interfaces. For Skywire? I'm s'posed to coordinate with you.
did i say something?	No, I know what you mean. I used to spend my life wishing people could be like computers. Least they make sense. Sometimes you think they've betrayed you. Like a person would. But then you see, no, you just missed a step. You can go back and make it all work.
didn't mean to pry. i just have this theory. some of us who got to good at this? we were -- escaping something.	Did I say something?
...something like that. yeah.	Didn't mean to pry. I just have this theory. Some of us who got to good at this? We were -- escaping something.
me too! were you an army brat or something?	...Something like that. Yeah.
we moved around so much i barely knew my teachers.	Me too! Were you an Army brat or something?
...were you?	We moved around so much I barely knew my teachers.
i wouldn't worry about it. you've gotta figure most people around here were their teachers' pets.	...Were you?
i'm getting a teacher's pet rep.	I wouldn't worry about it. You've gotta figure most people around here were their teachers' pets.
you're famous around here.	I'm getting a teacher's pet rep.
you know mine.	You're famous around here.
you know my name.	You know mine.
lisa.	You know my name.
milo, geeks don't have two girlfriends. most don't have one.	I didn't plan this.
what does that mean?	Milo, geeks don't have two girlfriends. Most don't have one.
i dunno. i guess larry's got me totally suspicious of that place.	What does that mean?
what d'you mean?	I dunno. I guess Larry's got me totally suspicious of that place.
a beautiful geek? i don't wanna sound paranoid, or like a pig, but what're the chances?	What d'you mean?
no! i keep thinking it'll go away. but there's this -- connection. she's been hacking since she was little, she had to move around a lot. plus i see her every day, we're working on the same program. she's -- beautiful.	A beautiful geek? I don't wanna sound paranoid, or like a pig, but what're the chances?
did you tell alice?	No! I keep thinking it'll go away. But there's this -- connection. She's been hacking since she was little, she had to move around a lot. Plus I see her every day, we're working on the same program. She's -- beautiful.
i don't know.	Did you tell Alice?
what? come on. is it serious?	I don't know.
i met this girl.	What? Come on. Is it serious?
i'm cool. they didn't touch the machine. or my disks. probably didn't know what they were. so, you a moonie yet?  milo?	I met this girl.
jesus, teddy.	I'm cool. They didn't touch the machine. Or my disks. Probably didn't know what they were. So, you a Moonie yet?  Milo?
they're in the neighborhood. they usually hassle vietnamese grocers.	Jesus, Teddy.
what?!	They're in the neighborhood. They usually hassle Vietnamese grocers.
but these, like, white supremacists trashed my office, last week.	What?!
we rented a loft in sunnyvale.  you know what's the bad part? we can't talk about work anymore. we're competitors! the venture capitalists made us sign like 100 confidentiality forms.	Outpost made me sign 1,000. 'Guess we'll find out what else we have to talk about. Life stuff.
hey, we got seed money for the startup! a million-five!	We rented a loft in Sunnyvale.  You know what's the bad part? We can't talk about work anymore. We're competitors! The venture capitalists made us sign like 100 confidentiality forms.
wanted to say goodbye to him...	Hey, we got seed money for the startup! A million-five!
uh. not exactly.	Wanted to say goodbye to him...
is that how larry feels?	Uh. Not exactly.
and your phone messages. you wanna do what you do, it's not a crime.	Is that how Larry feels?
...you got my e-mail?	And your phone messages. You wanna do what you do, it's not a crime.
gary's not into fiber optics. he's betting everything on the satellites.	You wanna survive in the software business, you cover your bets... I gotta say, this is the weirdest car anybody ever requested.
#21. way behind schedule. it's top- secret, but everybody knows it's a digital broadcast space. they see the dishes on top, the fiber optics going in.	Gary's not into fiber optics. He's betting everything on the satellites.
what're they building?	#21. Way behind schedule. It's top- secret, but everybody knows it's a digital broadcast space. They see the dishes on top, the fiber optics going in.
i've got a girlfriend, remember?	Right. That's rare around here. You know how nuns' re-married to Jesus? 'Posties are married to Outpost.
heavy graphical background, doing design-interface for skywire apps.  you'll be working with her.	I've got a girlfriend, remember?
she's a programmer?	Heavy graphical background, doing design-interface for Skywire apps.  You'll be working with her.
every geek here's got a thing for lisa. but that's about the biggest reaction she's had to anybody.	She's a programmer?
his snapples were in alphabetical order.	Well, he micro-managed the company till it got too big...  'Guess he needs to micro-manage something.
so how'd you like the house?	His Snapples were in alphabetical order.
so -- how far are we from the campus?	Oh we're not going to the campus.
damn. 'have to go back over there.  be so much easier if we could walk in the front door.	You don't look anything like a three- year-old.
did you download corey? in san jose?	Damn. 'Have to go back over there.  Be so much easier if we could walk in the front door.
speaking of which...	Yeah, yeah.
maybe he'll get back to work.	Speaking of which...
can we buy into their ipo? or is that a justice dept. problem?	There is no public offering. The guy who wrote it joined some freakazoid cult in San Luis Obispo. 'Wrote this just to run their web site.
we tried the big vaporware number, gary, it's no-sale.	Can we buy into their IPO? Or is that a Justice Dept. problem?
wait a second. i'm the one who found out he was mucking around in here in the first place.	We're all grateful for that. Really. Go out the way you came in?
fellas, i'm gonna have to ask you to leave here now.	Wait a second. I'm the one who found out he was mucking around in here in the first place.
where is he?	We're too late. Take a look.
who're these guys?	Where is he?
i could get it out of him.	You're not listening.
that kid's the great white hope.	I could get it out of him.
there's nothing in this hall. someone's pulling your chain, as usual.	Unless it's a diversion. Milo's in my office. He was tailgating, so I --
not much. glorified cherry bomb. right by the civil defense sign? some geek's idea of irony. i been saying we need a camera in this hall.	There's nothing in this hall. Someone's pulling your chain, as usual.
what is it?	Not much. Glorified cherry bomb. Right by the civil defense sign? Some geek's idea of irony. I been saying we need a camera in this hall.
i think it was wordsworth who penned this little gem: 'press the button, pull the chain, out comes a chocolate choo-choo train.'	Oh, you're very clever. Let's make love, you silly, hairy little man.
i'll tell you all in due time, after we make love. but first, tell me another poem.	I think it was Wordsworth who penned this little gem: 'Press the button, pull the chain, out comes a chocolate choo-choo train.'
damn. what exactly do you do at virtucon?	I'll tell you all in due time, after we make love. But first, tell me another poem.
yes.	Damn. What exactly do you do at Virtucon?
is it about my teeth?	Yes.
do you mind if i ask you a personal question?	Is it about my teeth?
kiss me.	Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
to my health.	Kiss me.
thank you, that's beautiful. to your health.	To my health.
'milk, milk, lemonade.  round the corner fudge is made.  stick your finger in the hole, and out comes a tootsie roll!'	Thank you, that's beautiful. To your health.
that's very clever. do you know any other poems?	'Milk, milk, lemonade.  Round the corner fudge is made.  Stick your finger in the hole, And out comes a tootsie roll!'
'pardon me for being rude, it was not me, it was my food.  it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.'	That's very clever. Do you know any other poems?
mmmm... i feel extreme relaxation.	'Pardon me for being rude, It was not me, it was my food.  It just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below.'
how do you feel, mr. cunningham?	Mmmm... I feel extreme relaxation.
sak-i it to me!	How do you feel, Mr. Cunningham?
care for some saki?	Sak-i it to me!
or sometimes not at all.	Care for some saki?
in japan, men come first and women come second.	Or sometimes not at all.
groovy.	In Japan, men come first and women come second.
may i wash you?	Groovy.
don't you like girls, mr. cunningham? come in, and i'll show you everything you need to know.	May I wash you?
i'd rather talk about number two.	Don't you like girls, Mr. Cunningham? Come in, and I'll show you everything you need to know.
come in.	I'd rather talk about Number Two.
behave!	Come in.
it's for the mining industry, mr. cunningham. we can talk about business later. but first, let me slip into something more comfortable.	Behave!
i didn't, baby, you just told me.	It's for the mining industry, Mr. Cunningham. We can talk about business later. But first, let me slip into something more comfortable.
virtucon's main interest is in cable television, but they do have a subterranean construction division, yes. how did you know?	I didn't, baby, you just told me.
your boss, number two, i understand that cat's involved in big underground drills.	Virtucon's main interest is in cable television, but they do have a subterranean construction division, yes. How did you know?
you may.	Your boss, Number Two, I understand that cat's involved in big underground drills.
call me ritchie, miss fagina. may i call you alotta...  please?	You may.
what do you want, mr... cunningham, was it?	Call me Ritchie, Miss Fagina. May I call you Alotta...  Please?
what, and watch all my earnings go...  down the toilet?	What do you want, Mr... Cunningham, was it?
i thought you'd quit while you were ahead.	What, and watch all my earnings go...  Down the toilet?
you seem surprised to see me.	I thought you'd quit while you were ahead.
"fifteen minutes of fame?" i'm going to use that quote and not give you any credit for that, either.	Smashing!
if you can become famous, everyone will have their fifteen minutes of fame, man.	"Fifteen minutes of fame?" I'm going to use that quote and not give you any credit for that, either.
i'm going to paint this can of soup and become famous and not give you any credit for it.	If you can become famous, everyone will have their fifteen minutes of fame, man.
here, have this can of campbell's tomato soup.	I'm going to paint this can of soup and become famous and not give you any credit for it.
hungry.	Here, have this can of Campbell's Tomato Soup.
hey, how are you?	Hungry.
austin powers? hi, i'm andy warhol.	Hey, how are you?
yes basil?	Be careful!
but, wait, i-- you got me again. oh, and austin--	Yes Basil?
here's the number of my dentist, he's first rate. ring him up, he'll look after you.	Thanks, Basil. Maybe the Nineties aren't so bad after all.
austin, i have something for you as well.	Here's the number of my dentist, he's first rate. Ring him up, he'll look after you.
congratulations, field agent kensington!	Austin, I have something for you as well.
i'd say that about sums it up, exposition.	Not quite, actually. Vanessa, I have something for you.
well, austin, you've stopped dr. evil from destroying the world with his subterranean nuclear probe, and somehow you and agent kensington managed to escape unscathed from his evil lair.	I'd say that about sums it up, Exposition.
be careful.	Thanks.
yes, basil?	Be careful.
i'm leaving!  oh, and austin?	Yes, Basil?
i think if everyone were honest, they'd confess that the lady looks exactly like a man in drag.	I'm leaving!  Oh, and Austin?
all right, austin, i think you should go.	I think if everyone were honest, they'd confess that the lady looks exactly like a man in drag.
damn it, man! you're talking about my mother!	You must admit, she is rather mannish. No offense, but if that's a woman, it looks like she's been beaten with an ugly stick.
i'm sorry, basil, i thought she was a man.	Damn it, man! You're talking about my mother!
my god, austin, what have you done?	That's not your mother, that's a man!
maybe these photographs are the last piece of that puzzle.  i've uncovered the details on project vulcan. it's a new subterranean warhead delivery system.	Good God, and underground missile. We've long feared such a development.
indeed... if we could get back to the business at hand. it's one thing to have a warhead, it's quite another thing to have the missiles to launch it.	Maybe these photographs are the last piece of that puzzle.  I've uncovered the details on Project Vulcan. It's a new subterranean warhead delivery system.
circus folk.  nomads, you know. they smell like cabbage.	Indeed... If we could get back to the business at hand. It's one thing to have a warhead, it's quite another thing to have the missiles to launch it.
what?	Circus folk.  Nomads, you know. They smell like cabbage.
carnies.	What?
what's the other thing you're scared of?	Carnies.
excuse me?	What's the other thing you're scared of?
what's the other?	Excuse me?
thank you, exposition. only two things, scare me, and one is nuclear war.	What's the other?
austin, vanessa, let me bring you up to speed. dr. evil has high- jacked a nuclear warhead from kreplachistan and is holding the world ransom for one-hundred billion dollars. if the world doesn't pay up in four days, he's threatening to destroy the world.	Thank you, Exposition. Only two things, scare me, and one is nuclear war.
hello, exposition.	Austin, Vanessa, let me bring you up to speed. Dr. Evil has high- jacked a nuclear warhead from Kreplachistan and is holding the world ransom for one-hundred billion dollars. If the world doesn't pay up in four days, he's threatening to destroy the world.
be careful.	Thank you.
yes?	Be careful.
there's one more thing, austin.	Yes?
oh, yes. thank you.	There's one more thing, Austin.
let me remind you that because of the unfreezing process you might experience flatulence at moments of extreme relaxation.	Oh, yes. Thank you.
yes?	Let me remind you that because of the unfreezing process you might experience flatulence at moments of extreme relaxation.
oh, and austin...	Yes?
thank you, basil.	Oh, and Austin...
then you'll have to go it alone. good luck.	Thank you, Basil.
she's working on another lead right now.	Then you'll have to go it alone. Good luck.
where is vanessa, by the way?	She's working on another lead right now.
right away, exposition.	Where is Vanessa, by the way?
hello, austin, this is basil exposition from british intelligence. thank you for confirming the link between dr. evil and virtucon. find out what part virtucon plays in something called project vulcan. i'll need you and vanessa to get on that immediately.	Right away, Exposition.
yes?	Be careful.
oh, and austin...	Yes?
thank you, exposition.	Oh, and Austin...
hello austin. hello vanessa. this is basil exposition, from british intelligence.  there's a company in las vegas called virtucon that we think may be linked to dr. evil. many of the virtucon executives gamble at the hotel/casino where you'll be staying. that's the first place you should look.  well, i'm off to the chat rooms.	Thank you, Exposition.
be careful.	Thanks.
yes?	Be careful.
oh, and austin...	Yes?
thank you, exposition.	Oh, and Austin...
yes, well...agent kensington will get you set up. she's very dedicated. perhaps, a little too dedicated.  she's got a bit of a bug up her ass. good luck, austin, the world's depending on you.	Thank you, Exposition.
vanessa's one of our top agents.	My God, Vanessa's got a smashing body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue?  I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.
no, austin, mrs. kensington has long- since retired. ms.  kensington is her daughter.	Vanessa's one of our top agents.
you mean mrs. kensington?	No, Austin, Mrs. Kensington has long- since retired. Ms.  Kensington is her daughter.
immediately. you'll be working with ms. kensington.	You mean Mrs. Kensington?
when do i begin?	Immediately. You'll be working with Ms. Kensington.
we won, austin.	Groovy. Smashing! Good on ya!  Nice tie. Yea capitalism!
thank god. those capitalist dogs will finally pay for their crimes against the people, hey comrades?	We won, Austin.
a lot's happened since you were frozen, austin. the cold war's over.	Thank God. Those capitalist dogs will finally pay for their crimes against the people, hey Comrades?
russian intelligence? are you mad?	A lot's happened since you were frozen, Austin. The cold war's over.
you might also experience a slight fever, dry mouth, and flatulence at moments of extreme relaxation. austin, this is commander gilmour, strategic command, and general borschevsky, russian intelligence.	Russian Intelligence? Are you mad?
yes, i'm having trouble controlling...  the volume of my voice!	You might also experience a slight fever, dry mouth, and flatulence at moments of extreme relaxation. Austin, this is Commander Gilmour, Strategic Command, and General Borschevsky, Russian Intelligence.
the shouting is a temporary side- effect of the unfreezing process.	Yes, I'm having trouble controlling...  THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE!
who are these people?	The shouting is a temporary side- effect of the unfreezing process.
you're in the ministry of defense. it's 1997. you've been cryogenically frozen for thirty years.	WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
where am i?	You're in the Ministry of Defense. It's 1997. You've been cryogenically frozen for thirty years.
be careful.	Thank you.  Let's go, baby!
yes?	Be careful.
oh, and austin...	Yes?
thank you.	Oh, and Austin...
good luck, austin.	Thank you.
just where you'd never think to look for him. we'll be there.	Good luck, Austin.
i'm afraid not. earlier this week, dr. evil escaped from zedel edel prison in baaden baaden and now he's planning a trap for you tonight at the electric psychedelic pussycat swinger's club in picadilly circus here in swinging london.	Just where you'd never think to look for him. We'll be there.
dr. evil? i thought i put him in jail for good.	I'm afraid not. Earlier this week, Dr. Evil escaped from Zedel Edel Prison in Baaden Baaden and now he's planning a trap for you tonight at the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swinger's Club in Picadilly Circus here in swinging London.
i just wanted to be extremely clear so that everyone knows what's going on at any given time. we've just received word that dr. evil, the ultimate square, is planning to take over the world.	Dr. Evil? I thought I put him in jail for good.
we know all that, exposition.	I just wanted to be extremely clear so that everyone knows what's going on at any given time. We've just received word that Dr. Evil, the ultimate square, is planning to take over the world.
hello, austin. this is basil exposition, chief of british intelligence.  you're austin powers, international man of mystery, and you're with agent mrs. kensington. the year is 1967, and you're talking on a picture phone.	We know all that, Exposition.
good on ya, man.	Groovy!
"you can't always get what you want!" that's a great title for a song! i'm gonna write that, and it'll be a big hit.	Good on ya, man.
well, you can't always get what you want.	"You can't always get what you want!" That's a great title for a song! I'm gonna write that, and it'll be a big hit.
are you more satisfied now sexually, austin?	Well, you can't always get what you want.
hey, mick!	Are you more satisfied now sexually, Austin?
hey austin powers, it's me, mick jagger.	Hey, Mick!
why not? it's a question.	Love is... love is... love is...
that does not compute.	Why not? It's a question.
really? let me ask you this. what is love?	That does not compute.
yes, i am programmed to answer any question.	Really? Let me ask you this. What is love?
well, destructacon 5000, you have quite a head on your shoulders, i dare to coin.	Yes, I am programmed to answer any question.
good afternoon, mr. powers, i'm the destructacon 5000. i'm programmed to prevent you from progressing beyond this point. you might as well surrender. resistance is futile. your odds of survival are 23,763,273 to...	Well, Destructacon 5000, you have quite a head on your shoulders, I dare to coin.
not really. kill the little bastard. see what i care.	Man, you are one chilly square!
it seems the tables have turned again, dr. evil.	Not really. Kill the little bastard. See what I care.
that's why right now is a very groovy time, man. we still have freedom, but we also have responsibility.	Really, there's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.
your freedom has cause more pain and suffering in the world than any plan i ever dreamed of. face it, freedom failed.	That's why right now is a very groovy time, man. We still have freedom, but we also have responsibility.
no, man, what we swingers were rebelling against were uptight squares like you, whose bag was money and world domination. we were innocent, man. if we'd known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would have done things differently, but the spirit would have remained the same.  it's freedom, man.	Your freedom has cause more pain and suffering in the world than any plan I ever dreamed of. Face it, freedom failed.
well done, mr. powers. we're not so different, you and i. it's true, you're british, and i'm belgian. you have a full head of hair, mine is slightly receding. you're thin, i'm about forty pounds overweight. ok, we are different, i'm not making a very good point. however, isn't it ironic, mr. powers, that the very things you stand for-- swinging, free love, parties, distrust of authority- are all now, in the nineties, considered to be... evil? maybe we have more in common than you care to admit.	No, man, what we swingers were rebelling against were uptight squares like you, whose bag was money and world domination. We were innocent, man. If we'd known the consequences of our sexual liberation, we would have done things differently, but the spirit would have remained the same.  It's freedom, man.
i've got you, dr. evil!	Well done, Mr. Powers. We're not so different, you and I. It's true, you're British, and I'm Belgian. You have a full head of hair, mine is slightly receding. You're thin, I'm about forty pounds overweight. OK, we are different, I'm not making a very good point. However, isn't it ironic, Mr. Powers, that the very things you stand for-- swinging, free love, parties, distrust of authority- are all now, in the Nineties, considered to be... evil? Maybe we have more in common than you care to admit.
dr. evil, do you really expect them to pay?	No, Mr. Powers, I expect them to die. Even after they pay me the money, I'm still going to melt all the cities of the world with hot magma.  All right, guard, begin the unnecessarily Slow-Moving Dipping Mechanism.
i'm sorry, baby, i'm just not grocking your head space.	Oh forget it. As a fellow player on the international stage, Mr.  Powers, I'm sure you'll enjoy watching the curtain fall on the third and final act.
don't try to suck up to me! it's a little late for that. i'm a freak! look at it, it's been rendered useless.	I'm sorry, baby, I'm just not grocking your head space.
what's wrong with your hand?	Don't try to suck up to me! It's a little late for that. I'm a freak! Look at it, it's been rendered useless.
kiss me.	Behave!
that's fab, because i love you, too, vanessa.	Kiss me.
i love you, austin.	That's fab, because I love you, too, Vanessa.
lay it on me.	I love you, Austin.
i have something to tell you.	Lay it on me.
i'm going it alone this time, vanessa. i have a follow-up visit with the evil doctor.	I'll secure the perimeter.
austin, i'm coming with you.	I'm going it alone this time, Vanessa. I have a follow-up visit with the Evil Doctor.
are you crazy?	Don't worry!
follow me! we're going to have to jump over the rail!	Are you crazy?
i believe you, austin. let's go.	Hold on a tick, let me put on my togs.
i can explain. they attacked me. gas came out of her...well, and then they... and i...	I believe you, Austin. Let's go.
likewise.	I can explain. They attacked me. Gas came out of her...well, and then they... and I...
it's not what it looks like, vanessa.  at ease, boys.	Likewise.
anyways, what i'm trying to say is that if you want me to be a one-woman man, well, that's just groovy, because... i love you.	Oh, behave!
austin, what's your point?	Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that if you want me to be a one-woman man, well, that's just groovy, because... I love you.
listen, vanessa, whatever happens, i just want you to know that i feel bad about shagging that italian girl. i had a sip of sake and all of the sudden, i don't know what happened. the whole time i was shagging her-- i mean really shagging her, i mean it was crazy, i was like a huge mechanical piston, in and out, in and out!--	Austin, what's your point?
i'll hurry back.	Listen, Vanessa, whatever happens, I just want you to know that I feel bad about shagging that Italian girl. I had a sip of sake and all of the sudden, I don't know what happened. The whole time I was shagging her-- I mean really shagging her, I mean it was crazy, I was like a huge mechanical piston, in and out, IN and OUT!--
too right, youth. that's why i need you to lead the troops.	I'll hurry back.
i'm not going anywhere. we're a team.	Too right, youth. That's why I need you to lead the troops.
we've got a freaked out square and world annihilation is his bag.  you go get help. i'm gonna stay here and keep an eye on the bad doctor.	I'm not going anywhere. We're a team.
what do we do now?	We've got a freaked out square and world annihilation is his bag.  You go get help. I'm gonna stay here and keep an eye on the bad Doctor.
shut up.	Fair enough.
it's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.	Shut up.
yes.	It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
that's not the way to get ahead in life.	Yes.
indeed.	That's not the way to get ahead in life.
not a good time to lose one's head.	Indeed.
no, no, no. we'll use the floss to get to the ledge.	Smashing idea! Give it to me.
all right, i get it. i have bad teeth. you have to understand, in britain in the sixties you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth. it didn't matter.	No, no, no. We'll use the floss to get to the ledge.
sadly, no. hold on! i always keep this on me just in case.	All right, I get it. I have bad teeth. You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.
first, i plan to soil myself. then, i plan to regroup and think about the next move. any thoughts?	Sadly, no. Hold on! I always keep this on me just in case.
does that make you horny?	Not now, Austin.
thank god, austin, we made it.	Yes, act naturally and we'll split this scene the way we came in, Vanessa.
austin, we don't look anything like our photo badges.	Don't worry, baby. I picked up a mind control technique during my travels to India. I learned it from my guru, the late Guru Shastri, a chaste man who mysteriously died of a disease that had all the hallmarks of syphilis.  Just watch me. Watch me, now.
no! don't lay your hang-ups on me, vanessa. you're being very trippy.	I'm looking at you, and the whole time I can't help thinking you had your willie inside her hootchie-kooch.
you know who.	No! Don't lay your hang-ups on me, Vanessa. You're being very trippy.
who?	You know who.
do you think she's prettier than i?	Who?
since i've been unfrozen, i've had a rancid taste in my mouth. do you have a piece of gum?	Do you think she's prettier than I?
out and about, doing odds and sods.	I'll tell him. By the way, I've decided we should keep our relationship strictly professional.
basil was very concerned to know where you were last night.	Out and about, doing odds and sods.
yeah, i can't believe liberace was gay. women loved him, man. i didn't see that one coming.	Basil was very concerned to know where you were last night.
thirty years of political and social upheaval. the fall of the berlin wall, a female prime minister of england, the abolishment of apartheid, a fascinating tapestry of human strum und drang.	Yeah, I can't believe Liberace was gay. Women loved him, man. I didn't see that one coming.
hello, luv.	Thirty years of political and social upheaval. The fall of the Berlin wall, a female Prime Minister of England, the abolishment of Apartheid, a fascinating tapestry of human strum und drang.
you just don't get it, do you, austin? good night. welcome to the nineties, you're going to be very lonely.	Hello, luv.
it was just a shag, vanessa. you're everything to me.	You just don't get it, do you, Austin? Good night. Welcome to the Nineties, you're going to be very lonely.
well, it means something to me. if you want us to have a relationship, you've got to be a one-woman man.	It was just a shag, Vanessa. You're everything to me.
well they should, filthy beggars, they go from port to port.  alotta meant nothing to me.	Well, it means something to me. If you want us to have a relationship, you've got to be a one-woman man.
not in the nineties.	Well they should, filthy beggars, they go from port to port.  Alotta meant nothing to me.
only sailors use condoms, man.	Not in the Nineties.
no, did you use a condom?	Only sailors use condoms, man.
of course, i had my nine-millimeter automatic.	No, did you use a condom?
i can't believe you made love to her just like that. did you use protection?	Of course, I had my nine-millimeter automatic.
don't be sorry. you're right to be suspicious. i shagged her. i shagged her rotten.	I can't believe you made love to her just like that. Did you use protection?
listen, i know i'm just being neurotic, but i can't shake this suspicious feeling about that italian secretary, ms. fagina. i mean, i don't want to sound paranoid, but i've had some bad relationships in the past, and i have some jealousy issues. you went to her penthouse. it makes me feel so small to give into these insecurities, but i can't help but feel this weird, irrational, unfocused... well, jealousy. i'm sorry.	Don't be sorry. You're right to be suspicious. I shagged her. I shagged her rotten.
of course, luv.	Listen, I know I'm just being neurotic, but I can't shake this suspicious feeling about that Italian secretary, Ms. Fagina. I mean, I don't want to sound paranoid, but I've had some bad relationships in the past, and I have some jealousy issues. You went to her penthouse. It makes me feel so small to give into these insecurities, but I can't help but feel this weird, irrational, unfocused... well, jealousy. I'm sorry.
austin, may i have a word with you?	Of course, luv.
really, austin!	Look at her hands, baby! Those are carpenter's hands.
it's not that i'm drunk, i'm just beginning to see what my mum was talking about.  what was my mother like back in the sixties? i'm dying to know.	She was very groovy. She was so in love with your Dad. If there was one other cat in this world that could have loved your Mum and treated her as well as you Dad did, it was me. But, unfortunately for yours truly, that train has sailed.
i can't. you're drunk.	It's not that I'm drunk, I'm just beginning to see what my Mum was talking about.  What was my mother like back in the Sixties? I'm dying to know.
i'm not. i'm the sensible one. i'm always the designated driver.	I can't. You're drunk.
oh, yes you are.	I'm not. I'm the sensible one. I'm always the designated driver.
i am not.	Oh, yes you are.
you're smashed, vanessa.	I am not.
always wanting to have fun, that's you in a nutshell.	No, this is me in a nutshell.
i'm sorry that bug up your ass had to die.	Always wanting to have fun, that's you in a nutshell.
why?	I'm sorry that bug up your ass had to die.
i'm sorry.	Why?
i haven't had fun like that since college.	I'm sorry.
sorry. move your hand to the left. there you go. gorgeous.	Go! Just go!
watch out, you're on my hair!	Sorry. Move your hand to the left. There you go. Gorgeous.
i couldn't have another bite.	Watch out, you're on my hair!
fancy a nibble?	I couldn't have another bite.
i hate having my picture taken.	You're crazy. The camera loves you, Vanessa.
unfortunately, while you told that stupid story, dr. evil has escaped.	No worries, luv. We'll just give Basil a tinkle on the telling bone...
well, you know... cows, and shagging.	Unfortunately, while you told that stupid story, Dr. Evil has escaped.
i don't get it.	Well, you know... cows, and shagging.
let me tell you a story. there's these two bulls on top of a hill checking out some foxy cows in the meadow below. the young bull says, 'hey, why don't we run down the hill and shag us a cow?', and the wise old bull replies, 'no, why don't we walk down the hill and shag all the cows?'	I don't get it.
we can't just sit here, austin.	Let me tell you a story. There's these two bulls on top of a hill checking out some foxy cows in the meadow below. The young bull says, 'hey, why don't we run down the hill and shag us a cow?', and the wise old bull replies, 'no, why don't we walk down the hill and shag all the cows?'
he's too well-protected right now.	We can't just sit here, Austin.
let's go get him!	He's too well-protected right now.
i never forget a pussy... cat.	Let's go get him!
how do you know?	I never forget a pussy... cat.
hello, hello. that's dr. evil's cat.	How do you know?
let me see.	Hello, hello. That's Dr. Evil's cat.
a limousine has just pulled up.	Let me see.
we've got a doctor's appointment-- an evil doctor's appointment.	A limousine has just pulled up.
why?	We've got a doctor's appointment-- an evil doctor's appointment.
good morning, vanessa! i hope you have on clean underwear.	Why?
good morning, luv, who are you on the phone with?	Do you want to talk to him?
why did you leave so soon?	That cat Number Two has an X-ray eyepatch. I get bad vibes from him, man. Listen, we should go back to the room, but first I have to go to the naughty chair and see a man about a dog.
i can't see a bloody thing.	Oh, I forgot to tell you, they're prescription X-ray glasses. I have very bad astigmatism.
here, use mine.	I'm going to use a cover name. It's important that it be a generic name so that we don't draw attention to ourselves.
i love las vegas, man. oh, i forgot my x-ray glasses.	Here, use mine.
i'm sure.	I think I'll give that stew a ding-a- ling.
hey, who put this in here? someone's playing a prank on me!  honestly, this isn't mine.	I'm sure.
no, actually. i don't know how to put this really. well, there have been fabulous advances in the field of dentistry.	Why? What's wrong with my teeth?
let me guess. the floss is garotte wire, the toothpaste contains plastic explosives, and the toothbrush is the detonation device.	No, actually. I don't know how to put this really. Well, there have been fabulous advances in the field of dentistry.
yes, we've had it retrofitted with a secure cellular phone, an on-board computer, and a global geosynchronous positioning device. oh, and finally, this.	Let me guess. The floss is garotte wire, the toothpaste contains plastic explosives, and the toothbrush is the detonation device.
you've preserved my jag! smashing!	Yes, we've had it retrofitted with a secure cellular phone, an on-board computer, and a Global Geosynchronous Positioning Device. Oh, and finally, this.
listen, vanessa, i'm a swinger... that's what i do, i swing.	I understand that, Mr. Powers, but let me be perfectly clear with you, perhaps to the point of being insulting. I will never have sex with you, ever.  If you were the last man on Earth and I was the last woman on Earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
i hope this is part of the unfreezing process.	Listen, Vanessa, I'm a swinger... That's what I do, I swing.
do i make you horny? randy, you know. to you, am i eros manifest?	I hope this is part of the unfreezing process.
what?	Do I make you horny? Randy, you know. To you, am I eros manifest?
do i make you horny?	What?
sure.	Do I make you horny?
brrrr! she must be frigid. there's two things i know about life: one, americans will never take to soccer. two, swedish girls and stewardesses love to shag!  they're shag-mad, man! let me ask you a question, vanessa, and be honest.	Sure.
we don't use the term 'negro' anymore. it's considered offensive.	That's right. You're supposed to say 'colored' now, right?  Here's the stewardesses! Bring on the sexy stews!
you know, a chigro... part chinese, part negro...  chigro.	We don't use the term 'Negro' anymore. It's considered offensive.
a chigro?	You know, a Chigro... part Chinese, part Negro...  Chigro.
have you ever made love to a chigro?	A Chigro?
mr. powers, please. i know that you must be a little confused, but we have a very serious situation at hand. i would appreciate it if you'd concentrate on our mission and give your libido a rest.	Have you ever made love to a Chigro?
my meat and two veg.	Mr. Powers, please. I know that you must be a little confused, but we have a very serious situation at hand. I would appreciate it if you'd concentrate on our mission and give your libido a rest.
i'm sorry?	My meat and two veg.
my wedding tackle.	I'm sorry?
excuse me?	My wedding tackle.
i've been frozen for thirty years, man, i want to see if my bits and pieces are still working.	Excuse me?
i beg your pardon?	I've been frozen for thirty years, man, I want to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
that's fascinating, vanessa. listen, why don't we go into the back and shag?	I beg your pardon?
i went to oxford and excelled in several subjects, but i ended up specializing in foreign languages. i wanted to travel -- see the world. in my last year i was accepted into the m.o.d. in the cultural studies sector. i thought i was off on an exciting career, but my job was to read everything printed in every country. it's very boring. my whole day is spent reading wedding announcements in farsi. if i do well with this case, i finally get promoted to field operative...	That's fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don't we go into the back and shag?
pretty groovy jumbo jet, eh? how does a hot chick like you end up working at the ministry of defense?	I went to Oxford and excelled in several subjects, but I ended up specializing in foreign languages. I wanted to travel -- see the world. In my last year I was accepted into the M.O.D. in the Cultural Studies sector. I thought I was off on an exciting career, but my job was to read everything printed in every country. It's very boring. My whole day is spent reading wedding announcements in Farsi. If I do well with this case, I finally get promoted to field operative...
my jumbo jet? smashing baby.	Pretty groovy Jumbo Jet, eh? How does a hot chick like you end up working at the Ministry of Defense?
listen, mr. powers, i look forward to working with you, but do me a favor and stop calling me baby. you can address me as agent kensington. we have to leave immediately. we've preserved your private jet just as you left it. it's waiting at heathrow airport.	My jumbo jet? Smashing baby.
ok, ok, man, don't get heavy, i'll sign. just to get things moving, baby.	Listen, Mr. Powers, I look forward to working with you, but do me a favor and stop calling me baby. You can address me as Agent Kensington. We have to leave immediately. We've preserved your private jet just as you left it. It's waiting at Heathrow Airport.
if it's a lie, goddamn her. it it's the truth, goddamn me.  god, i hope that's witty. how's your mum?	My mother's doing quite well, thank you very much.
my mother's told me all about you.	If it's a lie, goddamn her. It it's the truth, goddamn me.  God, I hope that's witty. How's your mum?
well, as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, i'll be sound as a pound.	My mother's told me all about you.
mr. powers, my job is to acclimate you to the nineties. you know, a lot's changed since 1967.	Well, as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound.
i don't even know what this is. this sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.	One book: Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby, by Austin Powers.
one warranty card for swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by austin powers.	I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
i'm telling you, baby, that's not mine.	One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
one credit card receipt for swedish- made penis enlarger pump, signed austin powers.	I'm telling you, baby, that's not mine.
that's not mine.	One credit card receipt for Swedish- made penis enlarger pump, signed Austin Powers.
ok, austin danger powers: one blue crushed-velvet suit. one frilly lace cravat. one gold medallion with peace symbol. one pair of italian shoes. one pair of tie-dyed socks, purple. one vinyl recording album: tom jones, live at las vegas. one swedish-made penis enlarger pump.	That's not mine.
danger's my middle name.	OK, Austin Danger Powers: One blue crushed-velvet suit. One frilly lace cravat. One gold medallion with peace symbol. One pair of Italian shoes. One pair of tie-dyed socks, purple. One vinyl recording album: Tom Jones, Live at Las Vegas. One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump.
it says here, name danger powers.	Danger's my middle name.
actually, my name's austin powers.	It says here, name Danger Powers.
danger powers, personal effects.	Actually, my name's Austin Powers.
noooooooooooooo!	Where did you learn to shoot?
no, no, i want you to have it, even if it's my last piece.	I'm going to go across the street and get you some sherbert.
no, no, i want you to have it, even if it's my last piece.	No, no, I want you to have it, even if it's my last piece.
hey! wait a minute, that's my last piece of gum.	No, no, I want you to have it, even if it's my last piece.
don't mind if i do.	Hey! Wait a minute, that's my last piece of gum.
here, have a piece of gum.	Don't mind if I do.
here, have a piece of gum.	Here, have a piece of gum.
everything seems to be in order.	Hey, wait a minute--
hi, folks. you're entering a restricted zone. can i see your security badges?	Sure.
commander, i have to log it...	That's a direct order. You didn't see a thing!
should we scramble tachq for an intercept?	What's its current position?
shut up.	Should we scramble TacHQ for an intercept?
in many ways, bob's big boy never left, sir. he's always offered the same high quality meals at competitive prices.	Shut up.
oh my god, he's back.	In many ways, Bob's Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high quality meals at competitive prices.
it appears to be in the shape of bob's big boy, sir.	Oh my God, he's back.
what are you saying, son?	It appears to be in the shape of Bob's Big Boy, sir.
no. log com bird twelve says its metalurg recon analysis is a standard alloy, not stealthy, not carbon- composite.  it does have an odd shape, sir.	What are you saying, son?
is it one of ours?	No. Log Com Bird Twelve says its metalurg recon analysis is a standard alloy, not stealthy, not carbon- composite.  It does have an odd shape, sir.
commander, this is slater in sowest com three. we have a potential bogey with erratic vectoring and an unorthodox entry angle.	Is it one of ours?
right. okay. moving on.	You shot me right in the arm!  Why did--
ow! you shot me!	Right. Okay. Moving on.
hello up there! anyone! can someone call an ambulance? i'm in quite a lot of pain.	You've all been gathered here to form my Evil Cabinet. Excuse me.
some of you i know, some of you i'm meeting for the first time.	Hello up there! Anyone! Can someone call an ambulance? I'm in quite a lot of pain.
someone help me! i'm still alive, only i'm very badly burned.	Some of you I know, some of you I'm meeting for the first time.
we've got a lot of work to do.	Someone help me! I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned.
ahhhhhhhhh!	Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.
silence!	Ahhhhhhhhh!
we could not anticipate feline complications due to the reanimation process&emdash;	Silence!
and look what you've done to mr. bigglesworth!	We could not anticipate feline complications due to the reanimation process&emdash;
but dr. evil, all you need to do is--  --work with this tennis ball. squeeze it for twenty minutes a day. a few months of that and it'll be just as strong as the other arm...	And look what you've done to Mr. Bigglesworth!
can't you see i'm only half a man? look at me, i'm a freak!	But Dr. Evil, all you need to do is--  --work with this tennis ball. Squeeze it for twenty minutes a day. A few months of that and it'll be just as strong as the other arm...
but my design was perfect!  your autonomic functions were shut down, and even though your arm wasn't frozen, the aging was retarded, therefore your right arm is only slightly older than the left.	Can't you see I'm only half a man? Look at me, I'm a freak!
really? are they ill-tempered?	Please allow me to demonstrate.
they're mutated sea bass.	Really? Are they ill-tempered?
right.	They're mutated sea bass.
sea bass.	Right.
i have one simple request-- sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads, and it can't be done? remind me again why i pay you people? what do we have?	Sea bass.
well, we experimented with lasers, but you would be surprised at how heavy they are. they actually outweighed the piranha themselves, and the fish, well, they sank to the bottom and died.	I have one simple request-- sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their heads, and it can't be done? Remind me again why I pay you people? What do we have?
what is it now?	Well, we experimented with lasers, but you would be surprised at how heavy they are. They actually outweighed the piranha themselves, and the fish, well, they sank to the bottom and died.
right.  mr. powers, we're going to lower you in a tank of piranhas with laser beams attached to their heads.	What is it now?
it's about the sharks. since you were frozen, they've been placed on the endangered species list. we tried to get some, but it will take months to clear up the red tape.	Right.  Mr. Powers, we're going to lower you in a tank of piranhas with laser beams attached to their heads.
yes, what is it? you're interrupting my moment of triumph.	It's about the sharks. Since you were frozen, they've been placed on the Endangered Species List. We tried to get some, but it will take months to clear up the red tape.
dr. evil?	Yes, what is it? You're interrupting my moment of triumph.
release the sharks!  all the sharks have had laser beams attached to their heads. i figure every creature deserves a warm meal.	Dr. Evil?
thank you, herr doctor.	I like to see girls of that caliber. By caliber, I mean both the barrel size of their guns and the high quality of their character... Forget it.
quite impressive.	Thank you, Herr Doctor.
these are the latest word in android replicant technology.  lethal, efficient, brutal. and no man can resist their charms. send in the soldiers!	Quite impressive.
breathtaking, frau. these automated strumpets are the perfect bait for the degenerate powers.	These are the latest word in android replicant technology.  Lethal, efficient, brutal. And no man can resist their charms. Send in the soldiers!
ya wohl-- i mean, yes wohl, herr doctor. i have created the ultimate weapon to defeat austin powers. bring on the fembots!	Breathtaking, Frau. These automated strumpets are the perfect bait for the degenerate Powers.
austin powers is getting too close. he must be neutralized. any suggestions?	Ya wohl-- I mean, yes wohl, Herr Doctor. I have created the ultimate weapon to defeat Austin Powers. Bring on the Fembots!
my son?	Yes.  Scott!
well, after a few years, we got sort of impatient. dr. evil, i want you to meet your son.	My son?
yes.	Well, after a few years, we got sort of impatient. Dr. Evil, I want you to meet your son.
remember when we froze your semen, you said that if it looked like you weren't coming back to try and make you a son so that a part of you would live forever?	Yes.
the details of my life are quite inconsequential.	That's not true, Doctor. Please, tell us about your childhood.
we've heard from scott, now let's hear from you.	The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
actually, the boy's quite astute. i am trying to kill him. my evil associates have cautioned against it, so here he is, unfortunately, alive.	We've heard from Scott, now let's hear from you.
no, the boy's right. i really am evil.	Don't be so hard on yourself. You're here, that's what's important. A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
that was great, mr. keon, dave. thank you. ok, group, we have two new member. say hello to scott and his father, mr.... ehville?	Evil, actually, Doctor Evil.
i hate you! i hate you! i wish i was never artificially created in a lab.	Scott, don't say that...
i had the group liquidated, you little shit. they were insolent.	I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab.
dad, we just made a breakthrough in group!	I had the group liquidated, you little shit. They were insolent.
what did you say?	Show me.
blow me.	What did you say?
don't you want to see what daddy does for a living?	Blow me.
i don't want to.	Don't you want to see what Daddy does for a living?
come, everyone, let us repair to the main chamber. project vulcan is about to begin. scott, are you coming?	I don't want to.
i have a gun in my room. give me five seconds, i'll come back and blow their brains out.	No, Scott. You just don't get it, do you?
no, we'll leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, and we'll just assume it all went to plan.	I have a gun in my room. Give me five seconds, I'll come back and blow their brains out.
aren't you going to watch them? they'll get away!	No, we'll leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, and we'll just assume it all went to plan.
fine. whatever. mutated, ill-tempered sea bass it is.  come, let's return to dinner. close the tank.	Aren't you going to watch them? They'll get away!
why don't you just shoot him now? here, i'll get a gun. we'll just shoot him. bang! dead. done.	One more peep out of you and you're grounded. Let's begin.
i have a better idea. i'm going to put him in an easily-escapable situation involving an overly- elaborate and exotic death.	Why don't you just shoot him now? Here, I'll get a gun. We'll just shoot him. Bang! Dead. Done.
but what if he escapes? why don't you just shoot him? what are you waiting for?	I have a better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily-escapable situation involving an overly- elaborate and exotic death.
in due time.	But what if he escapes? Why don't you just shoot him? What are you waiting for?
why are you feeding him? why don't you just kill him?	In due time.
scott, i want you to meet daddy's nemesis, austin powers.	Why are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
yeah. what?	Scott, I want you to meet Daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers.
and that's how you want to live your life, is it?	Yeah. What?
thought i'd stay in. there's a good tittie movie on skinemax.	And that's how you want to live your life, is it?
fascinating. what are your plans for this evening?	Thought I'd stay in. There's a good tittie movie on Skinemax.
well, me and a buddy went to the video arcade in town and, like, they don't speak english right, and so my buddy gets into a fight, and he goes 'hey, quit hassling me cause i don't speak french or whatever', and the other guy goes something in paris talk, and i go 'um, just back off' and he goes 'get out' and i go 'make me'.	Fascinating. What are your plans for this evening?
scott my boy, come here. how was your day?	Well, me and a buddy went to the video arcade in town and, like, they don't speak English right, and so my buddy gets into a fight, and he goes 'hey, quit hassling me cause I don't speak French or whatever', and the other guy goes something in Paris talk, and I go 'um, just back off' and he goes 'get out' and I go 'make me'.
an evil petting zoo?	You always do that!  Anyways, this is really hard, because, you know, my Dad is really evil.
no. maybe, like, work in a petting zoo or something.	An evil petting zoo?
an evil vet?	No. Maybe, like, work in a petting zoo or something.
but scott, who's going to take over the world when i die?	Not me.
hello, scott. i'm your father, dr. evil.  i have a son! i have a son! everyone, i have a son!  someday, scott, this will all be yours.	I haven't seen you my whole life and now you show up and want a relationship? I hate you!
hi.	Hello, Scott. I'm your father, Dr. Evil.  I have a son! I have a son! Everyone, I have a son!  Someday, Scott, this will all be yours.
virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year.	Oh, really?  One-hundred billion dollars.  OK, make it happen. Anything else?
all right then...  ...five million dollars!	Virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year.
don't you think we should ask for more than a million dollars? a million dollars isn't that much money these days.	All right then...  ...FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!
right.  oh, hell, let's just do what we always do. let's hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage.  gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway russian republic called kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the united nations in a few days. here's the plan. we get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom...  ...for one million dollars!	Don't you think we should ask for more than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't that much money these days.
umm, that also has already happened.	Right.  Oh, hell, let's just do what we always do. Let's hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage.  Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom...  ...FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
people have to tell me these things. i've been frozen for thirty years, throw me a bone here.  ok, no problem. here's my second plan. back in the sixties i had a weather changing machine that was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser."  using this laser, we punch a hole in the protective layer around the earth, which we scientists call the "ozone layer." slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. that is, unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.	Umm, that also has already happened.
um, dr. evil, prince charles did have an affair. he admitted it, and they are now divorced, actually.	People have to tell me these things. I've been frozen for thirty years, throw me a bone here.  OK, no problem. Here's my second plan. Back in the Sixties I had a weather changing machine that was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser."  Using this laser, we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is, unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.
gentlemen, i have a plan. it's called blackmail. the royal family of britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. either the royal family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it look like prince charles, the heir to the throne, has had an affair outside of marriage and, therefore, they would have to divorce.	Um, Dr. Evil, Prince Charles did have an affair. He admitted it, and they are now divorced, actually.
we also own the franklin mint, which makes decorative hand-painted theme plates for collectors.  some plates, like the gone with the wind series, have gone up in value as much as two-hundred and forty percent, but, as with any investment, there is some risk involved.	Gentlemen, I have a plan. It's called blackmail. The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the Royal Family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it look like Prince Charles, the heir to the throne, has had an affair outside of marriage and, therefore, they would have to divorce.
i'm on with a friend!  look, i'd better go. i love you.	I love you, Vanessa.
no, it's been too long. best to leave things alone.	I'm on with a friend!  Look, I'd better go. I love you.
you didn't answer my question, mum.	I know. Let me just say this: Austin was the most loyal and caring friend I ever had.
austin is very charming, very debonair. he's handsome, witty, has a knowledge of fine wines, sophisticated, a world-renowned photographer. women want him, men want to be him. he's a lover of love-- every bit an international man of mystery.	You didn't answer my question, Mum.
did you ever want to?	Austin is very charming, very debonair. He's handsome, witty, has a knowledge of fine wines, sophisticated, a world-renowned photographer. Women want him, men want to be him. He's a lover of love-- every bit an International Man of Mystery.
of course not. i was married to your father.	Did you ever want to?
did you ever...	Of course not. I was married to your father.
just wait. once austin gets you in his charms, it's impossible to get out.	Did you ever...
i just don't see it.	Just wait. Once Austin gets you in his charms, it's impossible to get out.
you have to understand, in britain in the sixties you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth. it didn't matter.	I just don't see it.
what about his teeth?	You have to understand, in Britain in the Sixties you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.
you can't judge him by modern standards. he's very much a product of his times. in my day he could have any woman he wanted.	What about his teeth?
well, god knows he tried, but i've been rather firm with him, mummy. you didn't tell me he was so obsessed with sex. it's bizarre.	You can't judge him by modern standards. He's very much a product of his times. In my day he could have any woman he wanted.
because you managed to resist austin power's charms.	Well, God knows he tried, but I've been rather firm with him, Mummy. You didn't tell me he was so obsessed with sex. It's bizarre.
why?	Because you managed to resist Austin Power's charms.
i'm proud of you.	Why?
oh, god no, i made him sleep on the couch.	I'm proud of you.
you didn't...	Oh, God no, I made him sleep on the couch.
he's asleep.	You didn't...
how's austin?	He's asleep.
great.	How's Austin?
oh, hello vanessa. how was the flight?	Great.
i just think, like, he hates me. i really think he wants to kill me.	OK, Scott, no one really wants to "kill" anyone here. They say it, but they don't mean it.
no, he's really evil.	Scott.
we don't label people here, scott.	No, he's really evil.
what do you want to do, scott?	I don't know. I was thinking, maybe I'd be a vet or something, cause I like animals and stuff.
and how do you feel about that?	I don't wanna take over the family business.
ok. well, i just really met my dad for the first time three days ago. he was partially frozen for thirty years. i never knew him growing up. he comes back and now he wants me to take over the family business.	And how do you feel about that?
we don't judge here.	OK. Well, I just really met my Dad for the first time three days ago. He was partially frozen for thirty years. I never knew him growing up. He comes back and now he wants me to take over the family business.
well, it's kind of weird.	We don't judge here.
so, scott, why don't we start with you. why are you here?	Well, it's kind of weird.
the technology is brand new. soon it will be more powerful. we anticipate a huge demand. leave us your number. we'll be in touch.	No need. I'll call again.
there are limits?	The technology is brand new. Soon it will be more powerful. We anticipate a huge demand. Leave us your number. We'll be in touch.
as real as you wish. hot or cold. humid or dry. anything you like. within reason.	There are limits?
you don't say. how real does it feel?	As real as you wish. Hot or cold. Humid or dry. Anything you like. Within reason.
of course. natural weather delivered to your door on demand. down your phoneline. for limited periods.	You don't say. How real does it feel?
seriously?	Of course. Natural weather delivered to your door on demand. Down your phoneline. For limited periods.
normally, we'd be eager to oblige --	Seriously?
sir august merryweather? i was looking for something relaxing. say, a tuscan hillside in june?	Normally, we'd be eager to oblige --
really?	Sir August Merryweather? I was looking for something relaxing. Say, a Tuscan hillside in June?
shame. i was recommended. by a friend.	Really?
we're not yet open for business, i'm afraid.	Shame. I was recommended. By a friend.
would that i could say the same.	Ah, but you haven't see the real me. Watch closely ...
he said if it vanished, he'd know it was ... you who betrayed him. he took a huge risk. the ultimate test.	So I'm still ...
how long have i been here?	Three days.
... love ...	Peter ...
fear ...	... love ...
... love ...	Fear ...
hope...	... love ...
... love...	Hope...
secret ...	... love...
... preserve...	Secret ...
nature ...	... preserve...
... power ...	Nature ...
flower ...	... power ...
... death ...	Flower ...
love...	... death ...
... death ...	Love...
black...	... death ...
knight ...	Black...
red ...	... head ...
... bottle ...	Red ...
i want you to say the first thing that comes into your head when i say these words. do you understand ... ?  blue ...	... bottle ...
mrs. peel ... come quickly. brolly's been betrayed! i'll tell you everything ... the weather's getting worse and worse ... they're after me ... coming for me ... come quickly!	Sir August...?  What now?
promised? who promised?	There, look!
ah, beautiful. just as he promised.	Promised? Who promised?
have we met?	You mean you don't recall??
you	Have we met?
out in india. so character-forming for the british. not the heat. good lord, no. the rain, dash it. a good monsoon. fifteen inches overnight. a whole week of lovely rain. i remember one summer in jaipur ...	You
i so agree. how did you acquire a taste for it?	Out in India. So character-forming for the British. Not the heat. Good Lord, no. The rain, dash it. A good monsoon. Fifteen inches overnight. A whole week of lovely rain. I remember one summer in Jaipur ...
you don't get rain like you used to in england. a good shower that's the ticket. stiffens resolve, puckers the spirit, quells the namby-pamby in a man.	I so agree. How did you acquire a taste for it?
i've come to apply for membership in brolly --	You don't get rain like you used to in England. A good shower that's the ticket. Stiffens resolve, puckers the spirit, quells the namby-pamby in a man.
no women. not in boodles. not since 1922.	Really -- what happened in 1922?
i have an appointment.	No women. Not in Boodles. Not since 1922.
then you can't come in.	I have an appointment.
as you see.	Then you can't come in.
you are female?	As you see.
impossible?	You are female?
i'm afraid that's impossible.	Impossible?
mr. john steed, please.	I'm afraid that's impossible.
may i help you, madam ...	Mr. John Steed, please.
then who wins?	You and I. Together. But first you must confront your greatest enemy. Who could that be, Mrs. Peel? The answer is obvious ...
people, too.	Then who wins?
rules are made to be broken.	People, too.
quite right, but we still make the rules.	Rules are made to be broken.
this isn't a game.	Quite right, but we still make the rules.
congratulations, mrs. peel. you have been a worthy opponent. you have tracked us down. you are within an ace of winning.	This isn't a game.
your voice -- it's so familiar ...	We have met ...
if nature gives a man a collector's mind, it doesn't matter what he collects. butterflies. old china. penny farthings. a true collector grows more obsessive as the years pass.	Your voice -- it's so familiar ...
quite a collection.	If nature gives a man a collector's mind, it doesn't matter what he collects. Butterflies. Old China. Penny farthings. A true collector grows more obsessive as the years pass.
sir august ... ? sir august ... ?	Eh? In here!
ahem. as i was saying, perhaps another macaroon ...	Thank you, Steed.
about your next assignment, mrs. peel ...	Next assignment?
the doors and walls are monitored, mrs. peel. this is a very secure establishment.	So am I.
to find out who killed my husband.	The doors and walls are monitored, Mrs. Peel. This is a very secure establishment.
this is an official matter, mrs. peel. no need to take it personally. where are you going?	To find out who killed my husband.
who?	Quite frankly ... it could have been you.
the institute ... the funding ...	A cover ... for us.  I'm sorry...
peter peel was a first class agent. a senior operative. 'x' department special operations. he was engaged in top secret research. top priority.  government approved.	The Institute ... the funding ...
the death of peter peel was a great loss. to us all ...	To you ... ?
i thought i was a widow. my husband ... the only man i ever loved ... is dead. for the rest of my life i have to live with that.	The death of Peter Peel was a great loss. To us all ...
we want to help...!	I thought I was a widow. My husband ... the only man I ever loved ... is dead. For the rest of my life I have to live with that.
what are you trying to do to me?	We want to help...!
you need treatment, mrs. peel.  you can't resign.	Watch me.
i resign.	You need treatment, Mrs. Peel.  You can't resign.
london. the world council of ministers meets soon on global defence. if you can control the weather, you control the world.	After the cold war ...
would it be possible to use it for military purposes?	Directed by laser. Bounced by satellite. Quite possible.
welcome to mobile h.q. weather's turning quite nasty. sir august was blown to smithereens. along with half of banffshire.  the ministry's worried.	He tried to warn us ...
father will be your controller. steed here will show you the ropes.	Ropes?
how curious ...	Something strange is happening. And whoever knows about it doesn't want us to find out.
my number two. special assignments. she's --	Let me guess -- 'Father'?
hmmm ...	Looks like rain, Steed...
close. we're so hush-hush, even we know nothing about it.  now let's see, there's coconut cake, date and walnut; i recommend the rum baba ...	Hmmm ...
choices?	I'll never marry you.
what are my choices?	Choices?
speaking of peter, there's more good news: you won't even have to change your last name. you'll always be mrs. peel.	What are my choices?
how wagnerian ... do you mean to say you've waited all these years because you couldn't create a chip on your own? that would have amused peter.	Speaking of Peter, there's more good news: You won't even have to change your last name. You'll always be Mrs. Peel.
the missing piece of the jigsaw. i tried to get you to give it to me as peter; i tried to steal it from you as dr. darling. as myself i'll be a bit less subtle.  with this ring my plan will be complete.	How Wagnerian ... Do you mean to say you've waited all these years because you couldn't create a chip on your own? That would have amused Peter.
one very small thing. a diamond 'cyclone' chip. a thousand times more information on a fraction of the size. if i possess that, my powers would be unlimited. my dear half-brother was developing it. but he suspected sabotage. he gave the chip to ... you, 'mrs.' peel. i want you. but also your ring.	The missing piece of the jigsaw. I tried to get you to give it to me as Peter; I tried to steal it from you as Dr. Darling. As myself I'll be a bit less subtle.  With this ring my plan will be complete.
then what's stopping you?	One very small thing. A diamond 'cyclone' chip. A thousand times more information on a fraction of the size. If I possess that, my powers would be unlimited. My dear half-brother was developing it. But he suspected sabotage. He gave the chip to ... you, 'Mrs.' Peel. I want you. But also your ring.
chaos. transport paralysis. crop failure.  economic disaster. frostbite or sunburn ... on a massive scale. you've seen a few samples...	Then what's stopping you?
the result would be ...	Chaos. Transport paralysis. Crop failure.  Economic disaster. Frostbite or sunburn ... on a massive scale. You've seen a few samples...
destruction of their local weather systems. i can zap a thousand chernobyls into the air.	The result would be ...
such as?	Destruction of their local weather systems. I can zap a thousand Chernobyls into the air.
you're mad.	Entirely. On the other hand  Mad people get things done. Let me show you --
that's better. i say, isn't this where you came in? it's impenetrable, by the way ...	You're mad.
right, bridesmaid. now what have i left out? oh, yes, i know: the ring.	Ring?
valentine, listen to me ...	Right, bridesmaid. Now what have I left out? Oh, yes, I know: the ring.
you know, i believe she's actually jealous.	Valentine, listen to me ...
i'm already married ...	Come, come, you're a widow -- a most attractive widow. Now I think of it, we'll need a bridesmaid. Here.
think of this as your second wedding feast ...	I'm already married ...
'our revels now are ended.'	Oh, no, Emma. They've only just begun ...
you disappoint me, emma.  can't you guess?  for you. it was all for you ...	'Our revels now are ended.'
but -- why?	You disappoint me, Emma.  Can't you guess?  For you. It was all for you ...
of course. i planned that, too.	But -- why?
but i found you. all the clues led me here ...	Of course. I planned that, too.
spoil the majority shareholders. in wonderland weather. i planned everything, even the ministry recruiting you ...	But I found you. All the clues led me here ...
too many cooks --	Spoil the majority shareholders. In Wonderland Weather. I planned everything, even the Ministry recruiting you ...
for starters. of course i had to kill the teddy bears, as well ...	Too many cooks --
you killed my husband.	For starters. Of course I had to kill the Teddy Bears, as well ...
an unholy trinity ...	You killed my husband.
dr. darling, peter ... all you ...	An unholy trinity ...
a slight miscalculation -- my face was burned beyond recognition. fortunately my research into plastics came in handy ...	Dr. Darling, Peter ... all you ...
you.	Darling Emma -- yes, we:  the true genius behind the Prospero Project ...
good luck ... peter ... emma.	Thanks, Valentine ...
ah ... sun tan lotion. any shops nearby?	Must be. Trubshaw's busy. I'll send Mother ...
our chaperon.	Pity your mother came, too ...
not quite.	Our chaperon.
our little paradise -- just made for two?	Not quite.
it's the latest thing, mrs. peel.	Our little paradise -- just made for two?
i don't recall siberia being this warm, steed.	It's the latest thing, Mrs. Peel.
as a matter of fact i have ...	I don't recall Siberia being this warm, Steed.
have you any place in mind?	As a matter of fact I have ...
english weather. you know, after all we've been through, i should say we deserve a long holiday ...	Have you any place in mind?
still a bit chilly ...	English weather. You know, after all we've been through, I should say we deserve a long holiday ...
a fine night, mrs. peel ...	Still a bit chilly ...
'... in a beautiful pea green boat...'	A fine night, Mrs. Peel ...
'the owl and the pussycat went to sea -'	'... in a beautiful pea green boat...'
what kept you?	The plot.  Hello, we must be going ...
mrs. peel?	What kept you?
oh, and by the way, i think it's about time you got rid of that chip on your shoulder.	If you'd been through what I have, you wouldn't --
but --	Oh, and by the way, I think it's about time you got rid of that chip on your shoulder.
no bother. mother and father think i've joined you. i might as well.	But --
you needn't bother. i can't drag you further into this. after all, i am still the chief suspect.	No bother. Mother and Father think I've joined you. I might as well.
laying in supplies, mrs. peel weather may get very nasty and i've no umbrella ...	You needn't bother. I can't drag you further into this. After all, I am still the chief suspect.
where are you going?	Laying in supplies, Mrs. Peel weather may get very nasty and I've no umbrella ...
i'll be back ...	Where are you going?
bad news. father's looking for you. where are those bloody ministers?	Have a look at this.
they're playing your song, mrs. peel.	'The Merry Widow?' I might have known. Where's the reception?
snuff.  i must insist you try some.	They're playing your song, Mrs. Peel.
trubshaw again? what now?	Snuff.  I must insist you try some.
you first.	Shall we?
when all this is over, we simply must get you out of that suit.	You first.
limpet bomb. small, very compact. from trubshaw's.	When all this is over, we simply must get you out of that suit.
what is it?	Limpet bomb. Small, very compact. From Trubshaw's.
intoxicating. here, have one of these.	What is it?
it's called black leather.	Intoxicating. Here, have one of these.
what's that you're wearing?	It's called Black Leather.
there's a reception this evening. colonel jones thinks it advisable we attend.	Have we been invited?
hurry?  what for?  i'm just now --	You didn't tell her?
we must hurry, mrs. peel ...	Hurry?  What for?  I'm just now --
aren't you coming?	I'll catch you up. Don't worry; he's expecting you.
you'll find out.	Aren't you coming?
why's he called 'invisible'?	You'll find out.
his name's jones. 'invisible' jones.	Why's he called 'Invisible'?
i'm a wanted woman, i know ...	His name's Jones. 'Invisible' Jones.
very well. i have a friend who might be of assistance. he's at the ministry. we'd better be careful.	I'm a wanted woman, I know ...
not to speak of. peter and i were both loners. there was nobody.	Very well. I have a friend who might be of assistance. He's at the Ministry. We'd better be careful.
quite. any childhood friends? enemies?	Not to speak of. Peter and I were both loners. There was nobody.
... or grown-ups, who still like to be children.	Quite. Any childhood friends? Enemies?
teddy bears, cuckoo clocks, toys all children's things ...	... Or grown-ups, who still like to be children.
no idea who. no idea why ...	Teddy bears, cuckoo clocks, toys All children's things ...
drat. someone wants to implicate you in this affair, mrs. peel. any idea who?	No idea who. No idea why ...
you lied.	I equivocated. But you're not their big worry at present. It's Dr. Darling:  he's disappeared ...
i told mother i took care of you.	You lied.
you don't trust me?	As far as you trust me.
no, after you.	You don't trust me?
after you -- mrs. peel ...	No, after you.
please don't tell me it's how you play the game.	After you -- Mrs. Peel ...
winning isn't everything.	Please don't tell me it's how you play the game.
i'm playing to win.	Winning isn't everything.
i thought you didn't.	I'm playing to win.
i thought you played by the rules.	I thought you didn't.
aren't we all, mrs. peel?	I thought you played by the rules.
you're playing games.	Aren't we all, Mrs. Peel?
not for a moment.	You're playing games.
but you did suspect me.	Not for a moment.
keeping a stiff upper lip?	Is that all?
mmm ... what are you doing?	Keeping a stiff upper lip?
i could be convinced, if ... i knew who poisoned me in the maze. that kiss ...	It wasn't me; you have my word.
and do you trust me?	I could be convinced, if ... I knew who poisoned me in the maze. That kiss ...
... when i don't. it comes down to one thing, mrs. peel. trust.	And do you trust me?
yes ... ?	... when I don't. It comes down to one thing, Mrs. Peel. Trust.
always.  except ...	Yes ... ?
because you always obey orders ...	Always.  Except ...
no trouble.	Because you always obey orders ...
i could save you the trouble.	No trouble.
to kill me?	Nothing personal.
orders.	To kill me?
you followed me.	Orders.
i expect that's for you to know and me to find out ...	It was Peter -- I saw him ...
was i?	I expect that's for you to know and me to find out ...
the winslow home for retired lepidoptorists. i'm so sorry i struck you, mrs. peel. please forgive me. i thought you were someone else ...	Was I?
where am i?	The Winslow Home for Retired Lepidoptorists. I'm so sorry I struck you, Mrs. Peel. Please forgive me. I thought you were someone else ...
steed ... !	Mrs. Peel ... ?
someone didn't want us to get to the party.	I expect we'll have to gatecrash.
here's the one that broke the camel's back.	Someone didn't want us to get to the party.
this must be the last straw.	Here's the one that broke the camel's back.
you will let me know if you find that queen who's in need of protection, won't you?	This must be the last straw.
barely.	You will let me know if you find that queen who's in need of protection, won't you?
what, lady disdain? are you yet breathing?	Barely.
do you always drive this fast?	Have I trespassed on a male prerogative?  We're being followed. I saw him at Trubshaw's ...
oh, well ...  just my type, mrs. peel.	Do you always drive this fast?
is that what you think?	Oh, well ...  Just my type, Mrs. Peel.
according to dr. darling, you're a psychopathic personality with schizophrenic delusions, suffering from recurring amnesia based on traumatic repression, leading to outbursts of anti-social and violent behavior.  q.e.d.	Is that what you think?
not that i know of.  explanation?	According to Dr. Darling, you're a psychopathic personality with schizophrenic delusions, suffering from recurring amnesia based on traumatic repression, leading to outbursts of anti-social and violent behavior.  Q.E.D.
... and by you, mrs. peel. everything points to you.  no sisters?  no undiscovered twin?	Not that I know of.  Explanation?
then a mad millionaire. head of a secret defense establishment. a group of eccentrics obsessed by weather ...	... And by you, Mrs. Peel. Everything points to you.  No sisters?  No undiscovered twin?
... and by you, mrs. peel ...	Then a mad millionaire. Head of a secret defense establishment. A group of eccentrics obsessed by weather ...
three agents killed by bad weather...	... And by you, Mrs. Peel ...
that's what we were working on.	Sounds as if someone's hijacked your research.
but if someone miniaturized the process...	That's what we were working on.
exactly. there'd been earlier attempts to pump carbon dioxide into deep sea. propane gas mostly. in small quantities it captures chlorine. protects the ozone layer. but it proved impractical. too bulky ...	But if someone miniaturized the process...
filling in mother nature's blind spots ... ?	Exactly. There'd been earlier attempts to pump carbon dioxide into deep sea. Propane gas mostly. In small quantities it captures chlorine. Protects the ozone layer. But it proved impractical. Too bulky ...
the prospero project was started by my husband. it was an early attempt to solve the problems of global warming. in theory, climate engineering is entirely feasible. we thought of injecting a chemical cocktail into the atmosphere by laser and satellite. a 'quick fix'...	Filling in mother nature's blind spots ... ?
is there anything that isn't?	The Prospero Project was started by my husband. It was an early attempt to solve the problems of global warming. In theory, climate engineering is entirely feasible. We thought of injecting a chemical cocktail into the atmosphere by laser and satellite. A 'quick fix'...
not quite. this is my field.	Is there anything that isn't?
but	Don't bother.  Here's a bus ...
for you, mrs. peel.	Thanks ...  I see what you mean about letting me do the risking ... Hello?
common knowledge, mrs. peel ...	She had this in her mouth. There, there...
is that written in his shoe?	Common knowledge, Mrs. Peel ...
well, he was a fellow of the royal zoological society ...	Is that written in his shoe?
any ideas?	Well, he was a fellow of the Royal Zoological Society ...
what on earth?	Any ideas?
elementary, mrs. peel. trubshaw isn't the only shoemaker still practicing his trade ...	Very good, Steed ...
how on earth can you tell?	Elementary, Mrs. Peel. Trubshaw isn't the only shoemaker still practicing his trade ...
colonel crabtree. international satellite systems. formerly of the ministry.	How on earth can you tell?
either way ... may i ask: why you dress in that fashion?	I should have thought that was obvious ...  I'm in mourning.
you mean my other self ...	Either way ... may I ask: why you dress in that fashion?
i must say, you look more your old self --	You mean my other self ...
did you say formal? i must dress.	I must say, you look more your old self --
an invitation. to a 'formal picnic'...?	Did you say formal? I must dress.
no. but he must know. incidentally, my double left you with this.	An invitation. To a 'formal picnic'...?
did he say who?	No. But he must know. Incidentally, my double left you with this.
that's possible. sir august was convinced he'd met me before. but i'd never met him. another odd thing. when it rained, he said it was just as someone had promised.	Did he say who?
perhaps your memory plays tricks, mrs. peel.	That's possible. Sir August was convinced he'd met me before. But I'd never met him. Another odd thing. When it rained, he said it was just as someone had promised.
but that's absurd. i may not be over-fond of you, steed, but it's not my style.	Perhaps your memory plays tricks, Mrs. Peel.
frankly that's how i remember it.	But that's absurd. I may not be over-fond of you, Steed, but it's not my style.
you told them. you said i arrived on a camel, shot you four times. left you for dead.	Frankly that's how I remember it.
why should they think that?	You told them. You said I arrived on a camel, shot you four times. Left you for dead.
mother and dr. darling have me under observation. they think i tried to kill you.	Why should they think that?
i might say the same.	Mother and Dr. Darling have me under observation. They think I tried to kill you.
i mean your man trubshaw.  your bullet-proof waistcoat.  i thought you were just overdressed.	I might say the same.
i wasn't about to.	I mean your man Trubshaw.  Your bullet-proof waistcoat.  I thought you were just overdressed.
you were very lucky.  four shots to the heart. i found you after i slipped away from sir august. mother brought you here. not me you should thank.	I wasn't about to.
strange.	You were very lucky.  Four shots to the heart. I found you after I slipped away from Sir August. Mother brought you here. Not me you should thank.
you should be dead.  how do you feel?	Strange.
ah, brenda ...  mrs. peel?	You should be dead.  How do you feel?
so ... i distract him while you snoop around? how?	Small talk.  Try the weather.
all of a piece, really. a fanatical weatherman. chairman of brolly.  british royal organisation for lasting liquid years. thinks british weather has been tampered with by ... aliens.	So ... I distract him while you snoop around? How?
any other vices?	All of a piece, really. A fanatical weatherman. Chairman of BROLLY.  British Royal Organisation For Lasting Liquid Years. Thinks British weather has been tampered with by ... aliens.
the family does seem to be somewhat meteorologically inclined.	Any other vices?
june, july ... august?	The family does seem to be somewhat meteorologically inclined.
not so much eccentric. more barking mad. he has a wife called june. and a daughter somewhere -- julie.	June, July ... August?
an eccentric recluse?	Not so much eccentric. More barking mad. He has a wife called June. And a daughter somewhere -- Julie.
according to mother, sir august owns half of the highlands. a millionaire. former head of special projects at the ministry. now ...	An eccentric recluse?
i meant me.	According to Mother, Sir August owns half of the Highlands. A millionaire. Former head of Special Projects at the Ministry. Now ...
no thanks.	I meant me.
after our fencing match, i was rather hoping you would do the risking. more tea?	No thanks.
i have no choice. why should you risk your life?	After our fencing match, I was rather hoping you would do the risking. More tea?
they call me in when they've reached a dead end. freelance. like yourself.	I have no choice. Why should you risk your life?
just what is your position, if you don't mind my asking.  how did a stuffed shirt like you get into this line of work?	They call me in when they've reached a dead end. Freelance. Like yourself.
for a man in my position --	Just what is your position, if you don't mind my asking.  How did a stuffed shirt like you get into this line of work?
do we always follow mother's instructions?	For a man in my position --
as per mother's instructions.	Do we always follow Mother's instructions?
sir august merryweather ... why are we seeing him first?	As per mother's instructions.
the most unpredictable piece on the board. and always ready to protect his queen.	That's predictable. When I find a queen in need of protection I'll let you know.
and i suppose you're the knight.	The most unpredictable piece on the board. And always ready to protect his queen.
a gentleman has to have a code. this is part of mine. a uniform. think of it as my suit of shining armor.	And I suppose you're the knight.
but why? what's the point?	A Gentleman has to have a code. This is part of mine. A uniform. Think of it as my suit of shining armor.
not all tradition is bad, mrs. peel. no thank you.	But why? What's the point?
you know what i mean. this car -- and you. nobody walks around like that. milk?	Not all Tradition is bad, Mrs. Peel. No thank you.
that place is so absurd, so out of date ...	Do you really think so?
thank you, trubshaw ...	That place is so absurd, so out of date ...
you can but i wish you wouldn't ...	Thank you, Trubshaw ...
ahh. perfect fit. the luxury of a hand-made shoe. as unique as a face or a fingerprint. or should i say dna?	You can but I wish you wouldn't ...
steed, we really must be --	Ahh. Perfect fit. The luxury of a hand-made shoe. As unique as a face or a fingerprint. Or should I say DNA?
oh, absolutely, but trubshaw's a man worth meeting. no point setting out half shod.	Or half cocked.
i thought we were on our way.	Oh, absolutely, but Trubshaw's a man worth meeting. No point setting out half shod.
yes indeed. i need protection.	I thought we were on our way.
do you?	Yes indeed. I need protection.
really?  i fail to see the connection.	I had a feeling you would. Touche!
my father always wanted a boy.	Really?  I fail to see the connection.
ah ... from trubshaw's.  my shoemaker.	A kipper. Or a red herring? What were they investigating?
... showers followed by sunny periods.	We're not here to talk about the weather, surely.
i didn't. mother did.	Mother?
and now that we've settled the matter of honorifics, will you kindly explain why you wished me to meet you?	I didn't. Mother did.
much better.	And now that we've settled the matter of honorifics, will you kindly explain why you wished me to meet you?
under the circumstances, you may call me mrs. peel.	Much better.
i say, this is all terribly formal. must i go an calling you dr. peel?	Under the circumstances, you may call me Mrs. Peel.
and just what is the game?	I say, this is all terribly formal. Must I go an calling you Dr. Peel?
not by me. play by the rules, doctor, or the game is nothing.	And just what is the game?
rules are made to be broken.	Not by me. Play by the rules, Doctor, or the game is nothing.
dyed in the wool. but i can admire someone who doesn't play by the rules.	Rules are made to be broken.
whereas you are.	Dyed in the wool. But I can admire someone who doesn't play by the rules.
congratulations, you've penetrated a bastion of male privilege. i guessed you weren't a stickler for tradition, doctor.	Whereas you are.
so what was all this -- some sort of test?	Congratulations, you've penetrated a bastion of male privilege. I guessed you weren't a stickler for Tradition, doctor.
red herring would have been too obvious, don't you think?	So what was all this -- some sort of test?
1922. why the kippers?	Red herring would have been too obvious, don't you think?
i shouldn't wonder. not a woman inside boodles since --	1922. Why the kippers?
i had a spot of bother at the door.	I shouldn't wonder. Not a woman inside Boodles since --
i was about to throw in the towel.	I had a spot of bother at the door.
and you must be steed. please don't get up.	I was about to throw in the towel.
doctor peel, i presume?	And you must be Steed. Please don't get up.
decontamination -- ?	And you've a new wardrobe. He does want you to look attractive.  He tells me you're very beautiful.
emma in wonderland. welcome, mrs. peel.  we've been expecting you. we hope you'll enjoy your stay with us. decontamination is almost complete.	Decontamination -- ?
you don't believe him?	It's Mother you have to convince. He's very agitated.  Wait here.
where's mother?	Mobile HQ. In a blue funk.  Can't take chances. I'm looking after things while he's hiding out ...
think of it as special assignment, mrs. peel. with a twist. you're our chief suspect.	You're saying I have no choice.
your mission is simple. find out how and why these agents died.	I'm no spy -- where do I fit in?
you're not venturing alone, surely.	I'm going to find out who killed my husband. Will you take these documents to Steed?
i shall need a small plane.	You're not venturing alone, surely.
very good, mrs. peel ...	I shall need a small plane.
let me guess:  wonderland weather.	Very good, Mrs. Peel ...
privately owned by ...	Let me guess:  Wonderland Weather.
... and now?	Privately owned by ...
'x' marks the spot. the shoes were delivered to ... an island in hyde park. surrounded by the serpentine. on the site of a former ministry installation...	... and now?
under the circumstances mother didn't see fit, but i think i can get you in ...	Well, I can't possibly go like this.
the world council of ministers meets tomorrow to convene the new global defense initiative --	I fail to see --
getting to what?	The World Council of Ministers meets tomorrow to convene the new global defense initiative --
i was getting to it.	Getting to what?
makes two of us.	Are you suggesting that Dr. Darling and Valentine were somehow in this together? But that's absurd.
who's now vanished.	Makes two of us.
father. she gave him an 'all clear' after a security test by dr. darling.	Who's now vanished.
surveillance? by whom?	Father. She gave him an 'all clear' after a security test by Dr. Darling.
do you also know that during your final experiment, your halfbrother- in-law was under surveillance?	Surveillance? By whom?
i know all this.	Do you also know that during your final experiment, your halfbrother- in-law was under surveillance?
now let's see ... eton, cambridge ... research into robotics and plastics. overtaken by peter's work on the physics of climate change ...	I know all this.
half-brother to be precise.	Now let's see ... Eton, Cambridge ... research into robotics and plastics. Overtaken by Peter's work on the physics of climate change ...
peter's brother?  but --	Half-brother to be precise.
ah, here we are. steed asked me to play a hunch:  valentine peel.	Peter's brother?  But --
i see.	Or rather, you don't. Learnt the tricks in camouflage. Till this accident made a prang of things. How can I help you, Mrs. Peel?
talk to the pipe, mrs. peel. that usually helps. don't worry about me being invisible. other than that i'm perfectly normal.	I see.
mother betrayed me. she was going to replace me with a younger father.  errand boy that's all i was. 'find steed...'	Well, you found me. Have a sniff of this, why don't you? Careful, the scent can be overpowering ...
it was you who gave valentine peel his security clearance ... you're the mole who betrayed the ministry.	Mother betrayed me. She was going to replace me with a younger Father.  Errand boy that's all I was. 'Find Steed...'
you reek of mrs. peel's black leather ...	It was you who gave Valentine Peel his security clearance ... you're the mole who betrayed the Ministry.
how did you guess?	You reek of Mrs. Peel's Black Leather ...
steed	How did you guess?
we want mrs. peel.	Dead, I'm afraid.
oh, hello ...	We want Mrs. Peel.
we know one thing. that suspect was not mrs. peel.	So you say ...
global warming?	Jungle plants in the Arctic? A lush English village transformed overnight into African scrubland? Blizzards in summer?
a series of bizarre shifts in local weather patterns ...	Global warming?
in your operation.	I'm warning you for the last time, Steed: whoever's behind all this, looks like Mrs. Peel, walks like Mrs. Peel and kills like Mrs. Peel.
where?	In your operation.
i'm going to follow up on a hunch of my own. if i'm right, mrs. peel is innocent and you have a mole.	Where?
you're getting yourself into terrible trouble, my son. weather's turning very nasty -- and so am i.	I'm going to follow up on a hunch of my own. If I'm right, Mrs. Peel is innocent and you have a mole.
i was hoping you could tell me.	You're getting yourself into terrible trouble, my son. Weather's turning very nasty -- and so am I.
guilty until proven innocent?	Mother and Father know best.
pity. i was growing fond of mrs. peel. unfortunately --	Guilty until proven innocent?
you're accusing mrs. peel of killing her own husband?	Her husband suspected someone very close to the operation. On the day he died, he was setting a test. To prove to himself -- to us that his wife was beyond suspicion. He had to be certain. He said he was going to give Mrs. Peel something ...
this man -- did you see him?	No. Her husband, she says. Alice tried to warn us. A trap. Tell Mother beware. Tell Father That's all.
too late anyway. today's escapade was only for starters. this is no ordinary weather. it's manmade. a kind of weather bomb.	Impossible.
we had a lead to wonderland weather but we got there too late. someone tipped them off ...	Too late anyway. Today's escapade was only for starters. This is no ordinary weather. It's manmade. A kind of weather bomb.
anyone particular in mind?	You.
still doesn't. better safe than sorry.  she was in a dangerous game, steed. high stakes. she may prove to be a risk.  if she is, there's only one solution.  termination.	Anyone particular in mind?
something went wrong. system malfunction. explosion. mrs. peel had a narrow escape. suspected sabotage. nothing proven. file still open.	How come you took so much interest in her, Dr. Darling?
why?	She may try to kill you.
who knows? if dr. darling is right, you should watch out.	Why?
insane ... ?	Who knows? If Dr. Darling is right, you should watch out.
possibly. split personality ...	Insane ... ?
amnesia?	Possibly. Split personality ...
she may not know. theory goes she may be very ill.	Amnesia?
think she really killed those agents?	She may not know. Theory goes she may be very ill.
your research into climate engineering was state-of-the-art. your experiments could have revolutionized our knowledge of global warming -- had they succeeded. we need your expertise.	Perhaps I'd better start calling you doctor again, Mrs. Peel --
you didn't come to talk about the weather, surely.	Oh yes I did. I want you to meet somebody.  I expect you'll like her.
weather's turning nasty.	You didn't come to talk about the weather, surely.
mother. i thought you were burglars.	Brenda and I thought we'd drop in.
wonderland weather ltd.	This way ...
good. glad to see they're together at last. they don't get along. promotion. top job. most unfair. quite a fuss at the ministry.	You don't say.  Like looking for a needle in a ...
both, actually.	Good. Glad to see they're together at last. They don't get along. Promotion. Top job. Most unfair. Quite a fuss at the Ministry.
you with mother or father?	Both, actually.
she was ...	You with Mother or Father?
i'm alice. mother said you'd be on your way. mrs. peel with you?	She was ...
i feel sure of it.	I'm Alice. Mother said you'd be on your way. Mrs. Peel with you?
cocky little bastard. i hope he was a baddy.	I feel sure of it.
are you alright, young man?	I think so, thank you so much ...
let it be rain, please let it be --	Stay by the window. By the window.
walk over to the window ...	Let it be rain, please let it be --
no, please! i beg you ...	Walk over to the window ...
ask not for whom the telephone rings ...	No, please! I beg you ...
mrs. peel -- ?	Ask not for whom the telephone rings ...
i think she really likes you ... where's mrs. peel?	Ugh ...
you are, and it's behind you.	Come, come. You don't really expect me to fall for --
aren't you forgetting about something?	You are, and it's behind you.
you said ... one shot.	Did I? My mistake.
i do.	You said ... one shot.
if you say so.	I do.
rules are made to be broken.	If you say so.
that's not playing by the rules.	Rules are made to be broken.
one shot -- for emergencies.	That's not playing by the rules.
you wish.	One shot -- for emergencies.
bang-bang ... you're dead.	You wish.
but did they teach you this?	Bang-bang ... you're dead.
i was at harrow ...	But did they teach you this?
you're better than i expected.	I was at Harrow ...
the last one you'll ever see.	Perish the thought.
valentine peel. i see you've gone back to using your original face.	The last one you'll ever see.
john steed.	Valentine Peel. I see you've gone back to using your original face.
look at that guy. what a hunk.	Check out the other guy's buns.
i'm totally blown away. you're getting married. it seems like only yesterday i showed you how to have oral sex.	Deb, I want to throw you a shower.
does cole know about this?	Really -- you went with him for two years.
debbie's marrying rick.	...Really?
what's happening?	Debbie's marrying Rick.
deb, we're pretending to be hookers.	Right in here. The big show starts in one minute.
that's what we're going to find out...	I feel like I'm spying on Rick.
you're kidding.	Nah. Everything's cool... I took care of 'em.
i forgot to tell you. yesterday i found a bunch of pornos in the back seat of o'neill's car.	You're kidding.
what do you mean?	I forgot to tell you. Yesterday I found a bunch of pornos in the back seat of O'Neill's car.
they'll probably get drunk, and watch dirty movies. but don't worry about the dirty movies.	What do you mean?
what do you think's gonna go on at the guys' party?	They'll probably get drunk, and watch dirty movies. But don't worry about the dirty movies.
he's not gonna be happy. and your parents can't be too thrilled either.	No. As far as they're concerned the only good Rick is a dead Rick. But I don't care... it's my decision.
he still thinks i'm going with him. i'm going to break the news to him tomorrow.	He's not gonna be happy. And your parents can't be too thrilled either.
bobbie, what are you talking about?	O'Neill just tole me. It's sooo great... I don't believe it.
debbie... i don't believe it. i'm so excited.	Bobbie, what are you talking about?
i don't get it, but at least gary's got the real stuff coming up here in a few minutes.	Women!
chulo, one thing at a time.	Sex is my one thing. I'm good at it.
where's the women, man? we gotta have women.	Chulo, one thing at a time.
yeah, man. let's throw a bachelor party with drugs, booze and broads.	Yeah. Right. All the things that make life worth living.
what?	You're kidding.
rick's got an important announcement to make.	Yeah. What is it?
i'm glad you guys came by... what's the occasion?	Rick's got an important announcement to make.
yes, gentlemen. saturday after next, i lose my amateur standing and turn pro.	Hey, man, congratulations!
man, you're losing your audience.	Okay... This is it... I'm getting married.
i've decided not to run for president.	Too bad, man, that blows my chance to be Ambassador to France.
we're going for a little liquid refreshment.	Great. I'll go with you. Wait a second. Hey, Raul! Move that car, will you?
hey, you guys, what's going on?	We're going for a little liquid refreshment.
denmark makes great nautilus equipment.	I'd like to jerk and press those babies.
all right!	When do the girls get to the party?
i hope so. hundred bucks apiece is a lot of dinero.	What time are we supposed to get to the hotel?
yeah, man, he's got us a great room at the hotel and lots of chicks.	I hope so. Hundred bucks apiece is a lot of dinero.
you sure gary's got this whole party deal together?	Yeah, man, he's got us a great room at the hotel and lots of chicks.
he and debbie stand outside the theater, which is a multi-plex cinema. fourteen movie theaters under one roof. prominent is a sign which reads: "24 hour 3d festival!" cole drags debbie into one of the theaters. the gang runs up to the theaters.	Fan out and look for them.
cole, what the hell are you doing?	She's mine!
cole, when was the last time you had a lobotomy?	You've had it. I'm gonna get you.
rick... debbie is mine. she'll always be.	Cole, when was the last time you had a lobotomy?
maybe it had something to do.	Shit!
shit, shit, shit, shit. my car's gone!	Maybe it had something to do.
low mileage... handles like a dream.	So does Debbie.
i mean it. the car is yours. dump debbie.	Gee, guys, what should I do? The car or Debbie?
the car for debbie?	I mean it. The car is yours. Dump Debbie.
i'll trade you my porsche for debbie. an even swap.	The car for Debbie?
i'm very happy for you two.	I'll trade you my Porsche for Debbie. An even swap.
i love that car.	I'm very happy for you two.
the best.	I love that car.
great car.	The best.
ooh, be still, my heart.	See that down there? That's my most prized possession. My new Porsche.
i'm ready to make you another deal.	Ooh, be still, my heart.
oh, come on, just a little.	I'm ready to make you another deal.
i don't want any trouble.	Oh, come on, just a little.
ah, cole.  i don't remember ordering an asshole from room service.	I don't want any trouble.
rick, i want to talk to you.	Ah, Cole.  I don't remember ordering an asshole from room service.
he's gonna hurt you, debbie. he'll never be true to you the way i would.	Thank you. We'll all keep that in mind. 'Bye now.
thanks, dad.  cole, go away.	He's gonna hurt you, Debbie. He'll never be true to you the way I would.
michelin tires... brand new. a set of sears best metric tools...	What is this person's story here?
i'm marrying debbie.	Michelin tires... brand new. A set of Sears Best metric tools...
okay, ten thousand plus a g.e. toaster oven, a litton microwave, a cuisinart...	I'm marrying Debbie.
not interested.	Okay, ten thousand plus a G.E. toaster oven, a Litton microwave, a Cuisinart...
seventy-five hundred.	Not interested.
no.	Seventy-five hundred.
five thousand dollars.	No.
what's debbie's blue book value right now?	Five thousand dollars.
you dump her and i'll give you cash.	What's Debbie's blue book value right now?
cole...	You dump her and I'll give you cash.
i want debbie.	Cole...
cole. don't you know it's bad luck to see the groom before the wedding?	I want Debbie.
and...	Bond... James Bond.
fine. how's everything going?	Not so good. He wouldn't listen to reason. He stole my car... my Porsche... I can't find it anywhere...
yes i did.	Fine. How's everything going?
yes, son, did you find out where the bachelor party is?	Yes I did.
mr. thomerson.	Yes, son, did you find out where the bachelor party is?
hello?	Mr. Thomerson.
all right, i'll go up there and take care of this myself.  you look awful, son. go find yourself some clothes.	Yes, sir.
1002.	All right, I'll go up there and take care of this myself.  You look awful, son. Go find yourself some clothes.
take hold of yourself. what room are they in?	1002.
the bachelor party's upstairs. they made me get naked. they hung me from the window so high up it was so scary i fell down...	Take hold of yourself. What room are they in?
cole, my god, boy, what are you doing here? what happened?	The bachelor party's upstairs. They made me get naked. They hung me from the window so high up it was so scary I fell down...
right.  hey, shut up. okay, sir.	Sorry, I can't hear you. Some pin head's yelling...  Shut up, I'm talking here.  Now look, I want you to go back and I don't care what you do. Stop that marriage.
well, tell the asshole to shut up.	Right.  Hey, shut up. Okay, sir.
some fat slob in the next booth is making a lot of noise.	Well, tell the asshole to shut up.
what? i'm sorry, sir, i can't hear you.	Some fat slob in the next booth is making a lot of noise.
so, he's playing hard ball. well, two can play that game.  go after him. stop at nothing. you hear me?	What? I'm sorry, sir, I can't hear you.
thanks for the advise, sir.	Keep me informed.
if it were me, i'd reason with him first. then, if that failed...  ...i'd take more persuasive action.	Thanks for the advise, sir.
but how can i do that?	If it were me, I'd reason with him first. Then, if that failed...  ...I'd take more persuasive action.
it's not her mind you need to change. it's disneyland head in there.	But how can I do that?
i've tried to change her mind.	It's not her mind you need to change. It's Disneyland head in there.
cole, i don't want you to give up on her.	I've tried to change her mind.
yes, sir, i am.	Cole, I don't want you to give up on her.
i know you're as unhappy as i am about debbie's marriage to rick.	Yes, sir, I am.
thank you, sir.	I know you're as unhappy as I am about Debbie's marriage to Rick.
nice shot.	Thank you, sir.
so, cole, you been practicing your game?	Sure have...
hi, everybody. am i late?	Not at all. We're just finishing lunch.
i'm going now, cole.	I understand, Deb. 'Bye... be happy.
that's all right, deb. go be happy and smile a lot, deb. do it for me.	I'm going now, Cole.
cole, i'm sorry, i...	That's all right, Deb. Go be happy and smile a lot, Deb. Do it for me.
you know how that makes me feel, deb? wanta know how that makes me feel?  angry, deb.  yesss, that's the word, angry. but if he makes you happy, you go right ahead. i want you to be happy, deb.  no matter what, no matter how angry it makes me, no matter how much it hurts. be happy, deb. be oh, so very, very happy.	Cole, I'm sorry, I...
i'm not. i just thought i should tell you myself before you heard it somewhere else.	You know how that makes me feel, Deb? Wanta know how that makes me feel?  Angry, Deb.  Yesss, that's the word, angry. But if he makes you happy, you go right ahead. I want you to be happy, Deb.  No matter what, no matter how angry it makes me, no matter how much it hurts. Be happy, Deb. Be oh, so very, very happy.
you're marrying him? then why are you coming back to me?	I'm not. I just thought I should tell you myself before you heard it somewhere else.
cole, i'm marrying rick.	You're marrying him? Then why are you coming back to me?
you know, when you dumped me for that wimp, i thought, cole, she'll be back. god wants the two of you to be together, and sure enough...	Cole, I'm marrying Rick.
cole, listen to me... i've got to tell you...	You know, when you dumped me for that wimp, I thought, Cole, she'll be back. God wants the two of you to be together, and sure enough...
it's all right, i forgive you. i'm not the vengeful type. we'll forget what happened. why don't we take a trip together? maybe kill a few lions in kenya over christmas.	Cole, listen to me... I've got to tell you...
no, cole, i...	It's all right, I forgive you. I'm not the vengeful type. We'll forget what happened. Why don't we take a trip together? Maybe kill a few lions in Kenya over Christmas.
finally realized rick's a jerk, huh?	No, Cole, I...
cole, we've got to talk.	Finally realized Rick's a jerk, huh?
cole?	Over here, Deb... in the Smokehouse.
this has been quite a night. here's a thought. why don't we go home and give our private parts a workout?	You're so romantic...
yeah.	This has been quite a night. Here's a thought. Why don't we go home and give our private parts a workout?
are you okay?	Yeah.
let's get naked.	You're on.
great. now, what do you want to do about it?	Let's get naked.
yes...	Great. Now, what do you want to do about it?
see? and these are not just ordinary party-goers -- there are professionals in this crowd -- i didn't want any of them. you... you're what i want. understand?	Yes...
i don't believe you.	You don't believe me? Okay, fine.
i am committed. i love you.	I don't believe you.
and i want to be with someone who understands the meaning of the word commitment.	I am committed. I love you.
i don't want that. i want to be with you.	And I want to be with someone who understands the meaning of the word commitment.
the marriage is off. now you can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life.	I don't want that. I want to be with you.
debbie, i'm telling you, i didn't do anything, hardly.	The marriage is off. Now you can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life.
let go of me!	Debbie, I'm telling you, I didn't do anything, hardly.
rick, you're lying!	Let go of me!
c'mon, i knew it was you.	Rick, you're lying!
i can't trust you!	C'mon, I knew it was you.
how wonderful. a seeing eye hooker.	Why don't you get undressed.
don't turn on the lights, sugar.  i'll lead you around.	How wonderful. A seeing eye hooker.
anything you say, ma'am. have a fun shower. use soap.	I love you.
have a good time. don't make it too late.	Anything you say, ma'am. Have a fun shower. Use soap.
well, if i go back on my word, i'll kill her.	Have a good time. Don't make it too late.
your mother's not dead.	Well, if I go back on my word, I'll kill her.
okay, i promise... i swear on my mother's grave.	Your mother's not dead.
you're really pissing me off.	Okay, I promise... I swear on my mother's grave.
did i promise that? i don't remember that...	You're really pissing me off.
remember, you promised... no screwing around.	Did I promise that? I don't remember that...
sorry, we got men's business to do. it's no place for a lady.	Remember, you promised... no screwing around.
can't i just go with you guys?	Sorry, we got men's business to do. It's no place for a lady.
this is it, lady. last stop.	Can't I just go with you guys?
wouldn't think of it. because tomorrow...  we're going to the chapel and we're...	Gonna get married...
you better not have too much joy.	Wouldn't think of it. Because tomorrow...  We're going to the chapel and we're...
well... twenty-four more hours to go and tonight we'll share with our friends and loved ones the joys of those last moments of singleness.	You better not have too much joy.
um... that's very relaxing.	Now, I want you to lie down and drift off to slumberland.
good...	Um... that's very relaxing.
that feels so great.	Good...
c'mere.	That feels so great.
before or after i have my nervous breakfown?	C'mere.
i think the only think you've left out are our relations with the soviet union. sweetheart, everything's gonna be all right.	Before or After I have my nervous breakfown?
the wedding, my parents, your family, our friends, my job, the future, our relationship, the caterers, my gown, your tuxedo, our honeymoon, the apartment, my shower, your bachelor party...	I think the only think you've left out are our relations with the Soviet Union. Sweetheart, everything's gonna be all right.
about what?	The wedding, my parents, your family, our friends, my job, the future, our relationship, the caterers, my gown, your tuxedo, our honeymoon, the apartment, my shower, your bachelor party...
i don't know... i just feel scared.	About what?
what's the matter?	I don't know... I just feel scared.
stop fooling around... i need to talk.	What's the matter?
oh... i got something for that.	Stop fooling around... I need to talk.
i can't sleep.	Oh... I got something for that.
huh? wha...	I can't sleep.
oh, those. why do you ask?	Because from what I've heard, it's a tradition and you're a traditional guy.
i'm not talking about does. i'm talking about hookers.	Oh, those. Why do you ask?
no, sweetheart, it's a stag party. does stay home.	I'm not talking about does. I'm talking about hookers.
are you going to have women at your party?	No, sweetheart, it's a stag party. Does stay home.
yes, but looks are deceiving...  not in this case, however.	Are you going to have women at your party?
it looks awful.	Yes, but looks are deceiving...  Not in this case, however.
of course. i'm a traditional guy... it's a traditional event.  well, what do you think?	It looks awful.
you're going to have a bachelor party?	Of course. I'm a traditional guy... It's a traditional event.  Well, what do you think?
not as much fun as the bachelor party the guys are throwing for me.	You're going to have a bachelor party?
want to hear something great? bobbie and phoebe are throwing me a shower. it's really gonna be fun.	Not as much fun as the bachelor party the guys are throwing for me.
don't worry... it's supposed to do this.	Want to hear something great? Bobbie and Phoebe are throwing me a shower. It's really gonna be fun.
i think your dinner's burning.	Don't worry... it's supposed to do this.
it's either meatloaf, swiss steak or charred flesh. i won't know till it's finished.	I think your dinner's burning.
what are we having?	It's either meatloaf, Swiss steak or charred flesh. I won't know till it's finished.
but a fabulous cook.	What are we having?
god, you're a slob.	But a fabulous cook.
ilene, are you crazy?	I know what I'm doing... Go!
look, girls -- i'll stay behind and hold them off. the rest of you break for it!	Ilene, are you crazy?
let's go.	Look, girls -- I'll stay behind and hold them off. The rest of you break for it!
that doesn't mean it was rick's party.	Debbie, men are pigs -- if they can have women, we can have men.
look, you heard what those hookers said. they were supposed to go to a bachelor party.	That doesn't mean it was Rick's party.
are you sure this is a good idea?	Look, you heard what those hookers said. They were supposed to go to a bachelor party.
ilene, rick promised...	Debbie, don't be naive. Men are pigs.
of course you do. i trusted my ex, mel, too. cousin, i can only talk from experience. what do you think they do at these parties, have tea and play scrabble?	Ilene, Rick promised...
ilene, why would i want to do that? i trust rick.	Of course you do. I trusted my ex, Mel, too. Cousin, I can only talk from experience. What do you think they do at these parties, have tea and play scrabble?
if i were you, i'd worry less about the shower and more about rick's bachelor party.	Ilene, why would I want to do that? I trust Rick.
i hope ilene's all right.	I hope those guys are all right.
what kind of job? i'm a housewife.	Quiet, Mother.
a strange wang right in my palm.	Ilene, we don't really know that.
why is cole here?	You know your father enjoys his company.
i'm using the same caterer for the shower i had for our christmas party last year.	Great, Mom.
thanks for helping us out, ed. we appreciate it.	Any time, Al.
great bathing suit.	I think I screwed that one once.
a real turd.	Well... hope she'll be very happy.
congratulations on your daughter's wedding. who's she marrying?	A real turd.
ed, we're so glad you could come over at the last minute and judge our little beauty pageant.	My pleasure, Al... Always happy to help out in a pinch...  Excuse me. I better call my service... tell them where I am.
give him the works.	That's more like it.
hey. i'm sorry. you want girls. i'll give you girls.	Give him the works.
this is bad public relations. i was planning to do a lot of business with you. but now i'm going to have to go elsewhere.	Hey. I'm sorry. You want girls. I'll give you girls.
because i'm pissed off. now give me your cash.	This is bad public relations. I was planning to do a lot of business with you. But now I'm going to have to go elsewhere.
why?	Because I'm pissed off. Now give me your cash.
i've had it, numb nuts... how much money you got?	Why?
what are you...	I've had it, numb nuts... How much money you got?
that's it, prick lips.	What are you...
screw you!	That's it, prick lips.
they left an hour ago, pink nuts.	Screw you!
your whores never showed up.	They left an hour ago, pink nuts.
what are you talking about, asshole?	Your whores never showed up.
jumbo, where the hell are the women?	What are you talking about, asshole?
they'll be up there in a half hour.	Okay. Nice to meet you both.
park view hotel, room 1002.	They'll be up there in a half hour.
so we want your best girls, the cream of your crop.	Let's see your bread.
rick, i really think i'm in love.	This is cause for celebration. She'll probably charge half price for sex from now on.
gary, how we doing, big stallion?	Rick, I really think I'm in love.
yes.	I didn't know you were into that.
hookers beat you up?	Yes.
looks like the only one who got screwed here was you.	Screw that.
i'm going to see what the hell happened.	Looks like the only one who got screwed here was you.
guy paints a beautiful picture.	I'm going to see what the hell happened.
this place should have been wall to wall tits by now.	Guy paints a beautiful picture.
it's true.	This place should have been wall to wall tits by now.
give the guy air. everyone to a neutral corner.	What's going on?
sounds swell... i'm really touched. and my getting married's not gonna change a thing between me and my pals. we're still gonna go bowling on tuesdays, play cards on fridays and wear women's clothes on sunday night. i love you guys... i always will.	Let's have a toast.
wait a minute. you been living with debbie! why do you want to get married?	Because I love her. What can I tell you?
okay... we're all here. rick, what's the big announcement?	All right, gentlemen, I'm not gonna sugar-coat this thing. I've known you guys since grade school, so I'm gonna give it to you straight from the hip... right from the shoulder... without beating around the bush... Nothing fancy, just the plain, hard facts... tell it like it is.
let's go.	Isn't he incredible, gets along with everybody.
gary, you're quite an animal.	Screw you...
screw you... screw that... don't jerk me around. you promised me 1500 seats for the police concert... 1500, not fifteen!... screw that... screw you -- screw sting.  hi, guys.	Gary, you're quite an animal.
not one minute longer or milt will come for you.	Milt?
sold. 45 minutes. no problem.	Not one minute longer or Milt will come for you.
you are being in luck. customers in same hotel. i let you have them at cut-rate price for 45 minutes.	Sold. 45 minutes. No problem.
i need them for a bachelor party at the park view hotel.	You are being in luck. Customers in same hotel. I let you have them at cut-rate price for 45 minutes.
big problem now. soon they go to customers.	I need them for a bachelor party at the Park View Hotel.
i'll take some.	Big problem now. Soon they go to customers.
that i got. very good women. they sit on your face, anything you want.	I'll take some.
i want women.	That I got. Very good women. They sit on your face, anything you want.
i'm telling you i am, joe.	I want women.
you're a pimp?	I'm telling you I am, Joe.
what can i be doing for you?	You're a pimp?
that's it.	Good.
is that all the coke in the place?	That's it.
larry, you and your wife got problems?	I don't want to talk about it. I love you guys. I love my friends.
i hate her. i hate her guts, the bitch.	Larry, you and your wife got problems?
so, larry, how have you been?	Just in love with everybody. It's really a beautiful planet. I love you, Rick. I love you guys. I love everybody.
it's my fault. he's dead because... i left those drugs...	It's really not all your fault. I was talking to Mike earlier and he had a lot of problems. Personal things, you know. Made some bad investments. At least now he's peaceful...
hi, guys. we brought back a friend.	It's Bullwinkle.
ha, ha, ha.	No, have fun first. Then laugh. Now, forget about marriage for a while. Go party.
well, this is terrific. now you're gonna have wrists that are smooth and kissable. just go out there. forget about everything and laugh it up.	Ha, ha, ha.
i couldn't find any razor blades.	Well, this is terrific. Now you're gonna have wrists that are smooth and kissable. Just go out there. Forget about everything and laugh it up.
you're trying to kill yourself with an electric razor?	I couldn't find any razor blades.
i'm trying to slash my wrists.	You're trying to kill yourself with an electric razor?
what the hell are you doing?	I'm trying to slash my wrists.
really?	Yeah. I see you're right. C'mon, let's party.
yeah, i guess so.	Really?
you okay?	Yeah, I guess so.
no, she hates me... i want to end everything here... now.	You okay?
lar... sometimes when people are mad they say things they don't mean.	No, she hates me... I want to end everything here... now.
i just want to be alone.	All right. Now, there's milk and cookies in the refrigerator. Go to bed right after "Falcon Crest."
c'mon, larry. be good for you.	I just want to be alone.
guys, i think i'd rather stay here.	C'mon, Larry. Be good for you.
she hates me. it's over. you'll see, as soon as you get married, everything changes. you sure you want to go through with it, man?	What do you mean, it changes?
maybe your marriage should lay off grains for a while.	She hates me. It's over. You'll see, as soon as you get married, everything changes. You sure you want to go through with it, man?
my marriage is the worst. all crap. a big pile of shit.	Maybe your marriage should lay off grains for a while.
right.	My marriage is the worst. All crap. A big pile of shit.
naw, two on a quaalude... bad luck.	Right.
you want to share it?	Naw, two on a Quaalude... bad luck.
you're all under arrest. open up!	Your attention, please. May I be the first to say, It's a raid!
keep your voices down. this is a respectable establishment. we don't go for any funny business here. just then a guy with a moosehead beer hat and two guys in a moose costume pass him and enter the elevator with the boys.	I see what you mean... You're a beautiful guy. And you're doing a damn good job.
what do you know, they moved it. catch you later.	Keep your voices down. This is a respectable establishment. We don't go for any funny business here. Just then a GUY with a Moosehead Beer hat and TWO GUYS in a moose costume pass him and enter the elevator with the boys.
it's on the tenth floor.	What do you know, they moved it. Catch you later.
yes, you. we're looking for our room... 1002.	It's on the tenth floor.
this is the park view hotel. i'm the hotel manager. are you looking for someone?	Yes, you. We're looking for our room... 1002.
are any of those right?	This is the Park View Hotel. I'm the Hotel Manager. Are you looking for someone?
ebbie. ger... umph... lable...	Of course, sir. That explains it. Leather is a very good source of vitamin E.
the end.	No sob story is going to change my mind.
rick!	Oh, no!
welcome, welcome, one and all.	Rick!
feel free.	First, you're a slob. You have to dress for success. Second, your outlook on life...
let me finish. debbie's an adult. she can do what she wants. but if you want your marriage to last, you're going to have to change some things about yourself. if i may make some suggestions...	Feel free.
mr. thomerson, i...	Let me finish. Debbie's an adult. She can do what she wants. But if you want your marriage to last, you're going to have to change some things about yourself. If I may make some suggestions...
good. i think you're an asshole. no, let me correct that, an immature asshole. which is fine, except you're marrying my daughter and i'm afraid my grandchildren are going to be little assholes.	Mr. Thomerson, I...
i'd love that.	Good. I think you're an asshole. No, let me correct that, an immature asshole. Which is fine, except you're marrying my daughter and I'm afraid my grandchildren are going to be little assholes.
rick, i want to cut through the b.s.	I'd love that.
well, i have to admit my game's a little rusty, but i love polo. it's unrelenting, a constant challenge to the senses. really a beautiful experience.	Rick, I want to cut through the b.s.
rick, hit the ball easier, son. you don't have to kill it.	Can't I just maim it a little?
oops!	All right, who serves?
no, brett, i...	It's all right...  So have I.
you've been having strange sex...!	No, Brett, I...
the phone made me do it!	You've been having strange sex...!
ed... you're kinky!	The phone made me do it!
the thought of that person marrying my daughter makes me want to upchuck.	You can tell a man by his friends.
girls, why don't we go inside for lunch.  boys, would you mind bringing in that lemonade?	In a second...  And you're irresponsible. Show some initiative, try to better yourself, stop showing off, actions speak louder than words.
er... perhaps we ought to stop now.	No. Let's at least finish the set.
i'm getting one heck of a glare off your dress there. could you undo a few buttons?	Of course.
i'm separated.	Then there is a God. Why don't we take that baby picture.
mrs.?	I'm separated.
klupner.  mrs. klupner.	Mrs.?
how are we doing? my name is o'neill. and you are...?	Klupner.  Mrs. Klupner.
i don't know... go up to her, make like you don't know her and send her into the other bedroom.	You got it.
what's with her costume?	I don't know... Go up to her, make like you don't know her and send her into the other bedroom.
my debbie?	What's with her costume?
debbie.	My Debbie?
who?	Debbie.
guess who's here? another surprise guest.	Who?
reach out and snort someone.	I'm saved. Let's party!
what can i do? i'm dead. debbie's going to go crazy and end the whole thing.	I'll stop him... You stall him.
what are you going to do about it?	What can I do? I'm dead. Debbie's going to go crazy and end the whole thing.
how about this, a trojan donkey.	And here's Mike's partner, in more ways than one. A gal who doesn't think happiness ends with primates. The very lovely, Miss Desiree...
hey, you guys...	Who's your friend?
now, don't get into any trouble.	Take care.
very.	C'mon. Get the hookers in a circle. We better put Cochise out of business.
he look familiar?	Very.
still drawing a blank.	He look familiar?
how 'bout this?	Still drawing a blank.
got me.	How 'bout this?
what's this?	Got me.
i don't know.	What's this?
who was that?	I don't know.
put it to you this way -- you're gonna have to pry her out of the bed with a spatula, mister.	I'm proud of you, lad.
how'd it go?	Put it to you this way -- you're gonna have to pry her out of the bed with a spatula, mister.
if i'm not out in a half hour, send for the paramedics.	That's the old Rick!
right in there, pal.	If I'm not out in a half hour, send for the paramedics.
oooooo.	Right in there, pal.
i got something you can't resist. i have a friend, tracey. she wants to meet you. she loves to please.	Oooooo.
get a few drinks into me, we'll dance and see what happens.	I got something you can't resist. I have a friend, Tracey. She wants to meet you. She loves to please.
this is your bachelor party. you haven't had sex with anyone yet.	Get a few drinks into me, we'll dance and see what happens.
about what?	This is your bachelor party. You haven't had sex with anyone yet.
rick, i'm concerned.	About what?
i don't get it. why didn't you go for it just now?	I don't know. Maybe it's because I love Debbie or maybe it's hard for me to get off in a place that smells like egg salad. I'm not sure.
so long, father.	I don't get it. Why didn't you go for it just now?
i think you'll enjoy this table.	So long, Father.
under the table!	The best table in the house.
my gift to you.	Under the table!
what the hell is that?	My gift to you.
i'm not really hungry.	C'mon. I insist.
hey, i'm starved... let's go get something to eat. we'll bring back food for everybody.	I'm not really hungry.
don't you love it when old friends stop by?	Hey, I'm starved... Let's go get something to eat. We'll bring back food for everybody.
excuse me, but this is as arousing as a stroll through the vatican.	This isn't right.
olivier's in that, right?	Then it's on to the real thing.
we'll spend an hour with "nymphos without pants"...	Olivier's in that, right?
what's the matter?	Nothing... Let's get crazy!
where the hell is he?	Knowing Larry, he probably missed the flight.
where'd she go?	She probably had sex scheduled for 12:30. O'Neill, let's pick up the guys for a drink... I have major news to announce.
oh... it's... er... the guys from the beer convention. we're bringing them to the party.	Great.  I was wondering, how do you guys go to the bathroom in that thing?
well, the first month it's great. the second month things calm down a little. by the third month you're looking through your old girlfriends' phone numbers; by the fourth month you're numb; by the fifth month, hopefully the football season starts.	Thanks, Stan, you've been a lot of help.
nah, not yet. look, you're my older brother. i need some advice here. what's the deal with marriage? what can i expect?	Well, the first month it's great. The second month things calm down a little. By the third month you're looking through your old girlfriends' phone numbers; by the fourth month you're numb; by the fifth month, hopefully the football season starts.
thanks a lot, that was the best. you're next.	Nah, not yet. Look, you're my older brother. I need some advice here. What's the deal with marriage? What can I expect?
nah, that's okay. my brother has to look up old people's asses all day long. let's give him a break.	Right. Give me the will to live. Let me go first.
that's an even trade... a cotton ball for all my blood.	Okay, Rick, all finished. I can't wait for that bachelor party... I need the action.
stan, you're depressing me... hey, i didn't know you were going to fill 'er up. just take a couple of gallons, okay?	That's an even trade... a cotton ball for all my blood.
you won't miss a thing about being single... the wild parties, the different girls every night, running around like a maniac... god, i miss that.	Stan, you're depressing me... Hey, I didn't know you were going to fill 'er up. Just take a couple of gallons, okay?
true, you're a lot handsomer now. don't you have enough blood already?	You won't miss a thing about being single... The wild parties, the different girls every night, running around like a maniac... God, I miss that.
rick, marriage will be good for you. it's done wonders for me.	True, you're a lot handsomer now. Don't you have enough blood already?
you always were sneaky, stan, very sneaky.	Rick, marriage will be good for you. It's done wonders for me.
get going, rick... you're late enough as it is.	Right... Think it over.
sister, do you ever get lonely after vespers? if you do, why don't you give me a call. i'm in the book.	Get going, Rick... you're late enough as it is.
there can be no excuse for tardiness.	You're absolutely right. I should never have stopped to save that drowning infant. I'm just weak, Sister; I'm so weak.
i know, sister, but i have a very good excuse.	There can be no excuse for tardiness.
you're late again, rick.	I know, Sister, but I have a very good excuse.
can you believe how perfect it fits?	Yeah. Who'd have thought they'd both be a size 138 regular.
i'd love to get you in an operating room. just once.	Can you believe how perfect it fits?
maybe i did... i don't remember.	I'd love to get you in an operating room. Just once.
what? i thought you told me you had it all figured out.	Maybe I did... I don't remember.
i don't know.	What? I thought you told me you had it all figured out.
how the hell are we supposed to get this donkey inside?	I don't know.
you stupid son of a bitch! what the fuck are you doing!	Stevie... I...
...what do you want me to do, stephen? talk to me. what am i supposed to do?	There's a fire. We've got a job here. Let's get on with it.
-- knock it off!	-- You can't let him turn you against your friends, man --
-- what the fuck were you thinking, huh? burning people? you're a fireman.	They were killing firemen, man. When Sally showed me what was in Swayzak's files... They were my friends, I had to do it. I had to do it for the department.
aw man, stephen, listen to me...	-- What the fuck were you thinking, huh? Burning people? You're a fireman.
let me take the lead, stephen...	Goddamn it Adcox! Just do your fucking job!
-- what the hell's the matter with you? you always check the other side. i haven't got time for bullshit right now, okay? we got a job here.	Let me take the lead, Stephen...
it isn't safe, man. don't go splittin' us up. not with this one.	-- What the hell's the matter with you? You always check the other side. I haven't got time for bullshit right now, okay? We got a job here.
adcox, go with pengelly and check the other side.	It isn't safe, man. Don't go splittin' us up. Not with this one.
biggest in two battalions.	We're gonna be okay, man...
kind of an asshole, wasn't he?	Biggest in two battalions.
yeah...	Kind of an asshole, wasn't he?
you know knowlton pretty well?	Yeah...
goddamn it, stephen, lay off!  you stupid dumbshit, you never know when to fucking quit, do you? you ever wonder why your career's in the fucking toilet? why you're gonna be stuck a lt. for life?	No.  I need a drink.
that's franny. she likes firemen.	Tim, fill out the alarm card.  Clean the pipe poles, wipe down the ladders and hang some hose.
it's gonna flash, stevie. we gotta get behind it.	Nah, listen to it. It's a pussy. It'll just steam on us. It won't flash. Go high in the ceiling.
no, we'll hit the son of a bitch head on.	It's gonna flash, Stevie. We gotta get behind it.
wash it to the windows?	No, we'll hit the son of a bitch head on.
oh these moments do try me...	Be gentle.
-- stephen, this is bullshit --	-- What he would do to your dad's department? You gotta let me finish it --
-- you know what swayzak would do to the department if this got out? --	-- Stephen, this is bullshit --
-- he killed people --	-- You know what Swayzak would do to the department if this got out? --
just come down, john. just --	-- Shut up! Your dad would fucking puke if he saw how you've shit on his department!
you gotta let me finish --	Just come down, John. Just --
that was an accident! jesus christ, why did you have to go in there so fucking early? why didn't you listen to me!	You gotta let me finish --
did you do it for tim?	That was an accident! Jesus Christ, why did you have to go in there so fucking early? Why didn't you listen to me!
is he...	He's alive.
ah, everybody screws up some, brian. you're working for the toughest lt. on the job. saw him once pick up a probie he thought was moving too slow and throw him into a burning building. it's just bad luck you're family.	John, when you're in there... in the fire... do you ever see...
my lt. might have something to say about that.	Ah, everybody screws up some, Brian. You're working for the toughest Lt. on the job. Saw him once pick up a probie he thought was moving too slow and throw him into a burning building. It's just bad luck you're family.
hey, baby mccaffrey. first one's the clincher. you did okay.	My Lt. might have something to say about that.
don't tell them about adcox... don't let 'em...	I'm sorry... I'm sorry I thought... I won't.
"you never know till the fire stares you down if you're gonna be --"	Oh shut up, huh?  I think I broke my goddamn arm...
you crazy son of a bitch, why couldn't you stay behind a desk where you belong?	"You never know till the fire stares you down if you're gonna be --"
you're his lt., stephen...  are you gonna handle it? are you stephen?	Shut up!
we gotta go to rimgale, stephen.	I'm his Lt. He's my responsibility. I'll handle it. Me.
i'll handle it.	We gotta go to Rimgale, Stephen.
what are we going to do about this?	I'll handle it.
anything else?	What are we going to do about this?
-- what were they doing there?	They were for the fucking boat, Brian.
i knew when you came looking for the chemicals. looking for me.	-- What were they doing there?
how do you know?	I knew when you came looking for the chemicals. Looking for me.
i know.	How do you know?
i saw adcox's back! i saw the burn! i put it there! jesus christ, stephen, he's been killing people!	I know.
-- what are you doing here?	I saw Adcox's back! I saw the burn! I put it there! Jesus Christ, Stephen, he's been killing people!
-- stephen, wait a minute. i gotta talk to you. it's adcox, he's --	-- What are you doing here?
i don't know, brian... i don't know...	-- Stephen, wait a minute. I gotta talk to you. It's Adcox, he's --
oh god, stephen, what's going on with you?	I don't know, Brian... I don't know...
sometimes right when you're looking at them.	Oh God, Stephen, what's going on with you?
maybe i do.  ...what a fuckin' mess, huh?  people can change brian.	Sometimes right when you're looking at them.
i hate him so much sometimes, stephen. you don't know how hard it was for me to put that uniform on...	Maybe I do.  ...What a fuckin' mess, huh?  People can change Brian.
...jesus, you been carrying that around for twenty years? for christ's sake, you were seven years old! you think he could have heard you in there?	I hate him so much sometimes, Stephen. You don't know how hard it was for me to put that uniform on...
i saw it before it got them. i tried to yell, but... he asked me to look out for him. and i didn't do it. i let him die.	...Jesus, you been carrying that around for twenty years? For christ's sake, you were seven years old! You think he could have heard you in there?
everybody did.	I saw it before it got them. I tried to yell, but... He asked me to look out for him. And I didn't do it. I let him die.
when dad died, i saw another fire...	Everybody did.
saw what?	When dad died, I saw another fire...
i saw it.	Saw what?
-- i tried, y'know? helen's right. i don't have all the answers, but goddamn it, i've got some.  look, you're gonna do what you have to, and maybe i shouldn't have gotten in the way. i'm your brother, not your father. go on. you gotta go somewhere? go...	I saw it.
it's okay, stephen, i --	-- I tried, y'know? Helen's right. I don't have all the answers, but goddamn it, I've got some.  Look, you're gonna do what you have to, and maybe I shouldn't have gotten in the way. I'm your brother, not your father. Go on. You gotta go somewhere? Go...
-- okay, so you don't like me. you don't like everything i've done. what, because i wasn't such a genius the way i raised you? jesus christ, dad was gone, what was i supposed to do? you tell me, what the fuck was i supposed to do?!	It's okay, Stephen, I --
look, stephen, maybe we can talk about this some other --	-- Okay, so you don't like me. You don't like everything I've done. What, because I wasn't such a genius the way I raised you? Jesus Christ, dad was gone, what was I supposed to do? You tell me, what the fuck was I supposed to do?!
yeah? what have you got to do?  look at you. look at your face. all the things you must be thinking. man, you must really hate my guts. well, you know what? it's okay.	Look, Stephen, maybe we can talk about this some other --
i really should get back. there's... there's something i'm supposed to do.	Yeah? What have you got to do?  Look at you. Look at your face. All the things you must be thinking. Man, you must really hate my guts. Well, you know what? It's okay.
yeah, it's just another memory in my life right now. and i got way too many of them...	I really should get back. There's... there's something I'm supposed to do.
you're selling dad's boat?	Yeah, it's just another memory in my life right now. And I got way too many of them...
well, long as you're here you can help clean up a little. i've got a guy coming to look at this in a few minutes.	You're selling dad's boat?
so hello.	Well, long as you're here you can help clean up a little. I've got a guy coming to look at this in a few minutes.
just... just wanted to say hello...	So hello.
hey, what are you doing here?	Just... Just wanted to say hello...
he didn't listen? he was a fucking candidate! he was your responsibility. he shouldn't have been there in the first place, stephen.  you burned him.	Fuck you.
i had that fire. he didn't listen!	He didn't listen? He was a fucking candidate! He was your responsibility. He shouldn't have been there in the first place, Stephen.  You burned him.
had to take on another fire bare- handed, huh? had to be fucking myth man in there instead of looking out for your probie. is that what happened? is it, stephen?	I had that fire. He didn't listen!
...not now, brian.	Had to take on another fire bare- handed, huh? Had to be fucking myth man in there instead of looking out for your probie. Is that what happened? Is it, Stephen?
brian, look --	Just leave me alone, okay?
thanks for the insight.	Brian, look --
look, you are sorta making yourself fair game.	Thanks for the insight.
dad's way? where did he tell you that? in a fucking seance?	You said you wanted to know something, Brian. What did you learn today?  What do you say, Brian, huh? Time to move on?
that's not what it's about, brian. the point is there was a kid in there. and what if there'd been two? i went in because that's what i do. it's my way. it's dad's way. it isn't everybody's way.	Dad's way? Where did he tell you that? In a fucking seance?
i waited... i would have fucking waited...	That's not what it's about, Brian. The point is there was a kid in there. And what if there'd been two? I went in because that's what I do. It's my way. It's dad's way. It isn't everybody's way.
you okay?	I waited... I would have fucking waited...
christ, stephen, let's wait for the hose team...	Listen to it, Brian... Jump when I say... It won't get us.
ready?	Christ, Stephen, let's wait for the hose team...
no, lt., i don't have a problem with drilling. but let's just have one drill. not one for the company and one for me.	Roll the hose.
you got a problem with drilling, probie?	No, Lt., I don't have a problem with drilling. But let's just have one drill. Not one for the company and one for me.
what, is it the stairs? christ, i'll let you win next time.	You got a problem with drilling, probie?
roll the hose.	What, are you kidding? By myself?
this?	Yeah... too bright...
jesus, it's too damn bright in here... like a goddamn spotlight... i'm goin' blind...	This?
look, brian, a photographer. maybe i can get on the cover of life magazine, too.	C'mon, let's crawl home.
so you got a 'roid going with jackson or what?	Nah, he's nothin'. It's just sometimes... sometimes you just gotta punch somebody out, y'know?
hey.	Hey.
brian --  -- see ya tonight.	Hey.
thanks.	Brian --  -- See ya tonight.
c'mon ladies, let's roll some hose...	-- Never mind.
-- i was doin' it! i was up there fucking doin' it. you don't know, man, you don't know what i did!	What you did was drop the ball, Probie. Get that right.
-- i told you to stay next to me!	-- I was doin' it! I was up there fucking doin' it. You don't know, man, you don't know what I did!
goddamn it stephen!	-- I told you to stay next to me!
-- you split the team, man. and what was that crap with the standpipe? you'd think you and a hose were never introduced before.	Goddamn it Stephen!
-- c'mon, stephen.	-- You split the team, man. And what was that crap with the standpipe? You'd think you and a hose were never introduced before.
y'know, you got an awful short memory for direct orders. i told you to stay beside me.	-- C'mon, Stephen.
i'm in heaven, lt.	Hook us up to a stand-pipe.
ya love it, probie?	I'm in heaven, Lt.
i gotta do this, stephen. i gotta know.	I think you're gonna find out, Brian. Don't be late tomorrow.
yeah, you know. you know what it felt like.	I gotta do this, Stephen. I gotta know.
y'know, i told myself a million times i didn't want to be a fireman. i said bullshit to that line about tradition and family legacy. i know i split, and i know how you felt...	Yeah, you know. You know what it felt like.
thanks for the speakers.	Y'know, I told myself a million times I didn't want to be a fireman. I said bullshit to that line about tradition and family legacy. I know I split, and I know how you felt...
there's only so much technology can do.  thanks for the beer.	Thanks for the speakers.
big bad brother is going to treat you like any other probie -- that i don't think is going to make it.	There's only so much technology can do.  Thanks for the beer.
so that's it? big bad brother's gonna ride my ass till i cough blood?	Big bad brother is going to treat you like any other probie -- that I don't think is going to make it.
i know you cold, brian. the scary thing is, you probably could have faked it for awhile. but you see, in this job there's no place to hide. isn't like selling log cabins. you have a bad day here -- someone dies. and that's not fucking good enough. want another beer?	So that's it? Big bad brother's gonna ride my ass till I cough blood?
hey! you don't know me --	I know you cold, Brian. The scary thing is, you probably could have faked it for awhile. But you see, in this job there's no place to hide. Isn't like selling log cabins. You have a bad day here -- someone dies. And that's not fucking good enough. Want another beer?
what is it with you, man, huh? how do you manage to keep coming up with new and amazing ways to screw up? that scotch bullshit? am i really supposed to believe you came crawling back home because you suddenly felt heart strings moan for the family biz? you were bankrupt, man.	Hey! You don't know me --
i wanted to know why you messed with my station assignment. i mean, is this really gonna have to one of those big brother -- little brother "you broke my gi joe and i'm still pissed" games?	What is it with you, man, huh? How do you manage to keep coming up with new and amazing ways to screw up? That scotch bullshit? Am I really supposed to believe you came crawling back home because you suddenly felt heart strings moan for the family biz? You were bankrupt, man.
why'd you come here, brian?	I wanted to know why you messed with my station assignment. I mean, is this really gonna have to one of those big brother -- little brother "you broke my GI Joe and I'm still pissed" games?
that was never proved.	Why'd you come here, Brian?
yeah? what about laura --	That was never proved.
sheep don't count.	Yeah? What about Laura --
millions, stephen -- and sexual favors.	Sheep don't count.
people actually used to pay you for this?	Millions, Stephen -- And sexual favors.
it worked when you were in sixth grade.	People actually used to pay you for this?
it works.	It worked when you were in sixth grade.
in the field museum once.	It works.
what, you've never seen one before?	In the Field Museum once.
my god, an actual operating 8-track.	What, you've never seen one before?
been ripping off fire stations?	It's old stuff Adcox gave me that the department was going to throw out anyway. Still good enough though for this tub.
it's comin' along... want a beer?	Been ripping off fire stations?
i like what you've done with the place.	It's comin' along... want a beer?
not likely.	Well, see you're wrong already. Had a talk with Chief Fitzgerald, and we decided in the interest of brotherly love, that maybe you shouldn't be way over on the other side of town. So starting tomorrow, your assigned to company 17. My company.  One case of scotch, you're getting cheap in your old age, Brian...
doesn't work on you.  see ya around, little brother.	Not likely.
so you're going to fight fires now, huh?	Doesn't work on you.  See ya around, little brother.
i want to thank you for coming to my graduation, stephen. it was a great inspiration to me.	So you're going to fight fires now, huh?
well, look what we have here. nice costume. rent it?	I want to thank you for coming to my graduation, Stephen. It was a great inspiration to me.
who asked you?	If you do it like that it'll open in the fire. Then you'll get burned and DIE.
it doesn't go like that.	Who asked you?
i'll see ya around, huh?	It's a small town.
i don't have the slightest idea...	I'll see ya around, huh?
what'll you do?	I don't have the slightest idea...
i quit two days ago, brian.	What'll you do?
i think your boss is going to need some spin control.	I quit two days ago, Brian.
that's a dumb thing to say.	You're right.
i'm sorry.	That's a dumb thing to say.
just take it.	I'm sorry.
what is --	Just take it.
y'know, four years ago i was working in a bakery. two years ago i was bringing marty coffee and he didn't even know my name. i run that office now. marty believed in me and i believe in him. you want me to just throw that away?	Your boss is lying, Jennifer.
yes.	Y'know, four years ago I was working in a bakery. Two years ago I was bringing Marty coffee and he didn't even know my name. I run that office now. Marty believed in me and I believe in him. You want me to just throw that away?
do you know what you're asking me to do?	Yes.
you could check. it'd be in his files.	Do you know what you're asking me to do?
i don't know anything about it.	You could check. It'd be in his files.
swayzak knows something about the guys that were murdered. i want to know why he keeps that hidden.	I don't know anything about it.
we still talking?  look, i'm sorry about the other day --	Swayzak knows something about the guys that were murdered. I want to know why he keeps that hidden.
hi.	We still talking?  Look, I'm sorry about the other day --
hi.	Hi.
-- i work for the city.	You knew what we were asking you to do. Don't suddenly pull out a conscience now. The fit isn't right.
oh yeah, he's the real fireman.  who are you? just another probie working for swayzak --	-- I work for the city.
leave stephen out of this --	Oh yeah, he's the real fireman.  Who are you? Just another probie working for Swayzak --
let me ask you something, do you really think marty had you assigned to arson because of your firefighting skills? who the hell are you kidding? i was there, remember? i saw you and your brother --	Leave Stephen out of this --
yeah? and just how much of all this has been "doing your job"?	Let me ask you something, do you really think Marty had you assigned to arson because of your firefighting skills? Who the hell are you kidding? I was there, remember? I saw you and your brother --
i was doing my job.	Yeah? And just how much of all this has been "doing your job"?
-- you could have scared the son of a bitch off. we may never bust him now. all for a couple's political points.	I was doing my job.
will you please keep your voice down, there's people --	-- You could have scared the son of a bitch off. We may never bust him now. All for a couple's political points.
-- bullshit! you knew what i told you wasn't ready for the papers --	Will you please keep your voice down, there's people --
i didn't know it was a secret. there aren't supposed to be secrets between the city and its investigators --	-- Bullshit! You knew what I told you wasn't ready for the papers --
you told swayzak about our arson lead. it's all over the fucking news.	I didn't know it was a secret. There aren't supposed to be secrets between the city and its investigators --
brian. what's wrong?	You told Swayzak about our arson lead. It's all over the fucking news.
well, our specimen here is your basic standard issue piece of primary suppression equipment. this area is the pumping panel, which controls the rate of liquid insertion into the hose.	Uh huh.
then why did you quit?	I wanted to be a good one.
when i came back, i knew more than anything else that i wanted to be a fireman.	Then why did you quit?
do you miss it?  you seem like you do.	When I came back, I knew more than anything else that I wanted to be a fireman.
see that trap door up there? that used to lead to the hay loft when they had horse-drawn engines. it was pretty different then... but kinda the same, y'know?	Do you miss it?  You seem like you do.
homey.	See that trap door up there? That used to lead to the hay loft when they had horse-drawn engines. It was pretty different then... but kinda the same, y'know?
this is one of the oldest fire stations in the city. lotta tradition locked up in here. what do you think?	Homey.
oh, there might be something stashed away for emergencies.	This is one of the oldest fire stations in the city. Lotta tradition locked up in here. What do you think?
got anything to drink in there?	Oh, there might be something stashed away for emergencies.
thanks for the invite.	Got anything to drink in there?
but rimgale's probably going to come around to arson.	In a dinosaur kinda way, yeah.
jesus, give him a break. there isn't enough proof yet to go public. sure, we found some chemical shit we think somebody dumped in the plugs to torch 'em, and we've maybe figured out why backdrafts, but you can't rush this stuff. not 'till it's locked.	But Rimgale's probably going to come around to arson.
yeah, but it doesn't take albert einstein just to figure out if these guys were killed by accidents or not.	Jesus, give him a break. There isn't enough proof yet to go public. Sure, we found some chemical shit we think somebody dumped in the plugs to torch 'em, and we've maybe figured out why backdrafts, but you can't rush this stuff. Not 'till it's locked.
no, he's more of a dinosaur. guy's not a dummy, though. he's juggling alot of balls on this one.	Yeah, but it doesn't take Albert Einstein just to figure out if these guys were killed by accidents or not.
boy, rimgale's as slow as a snail, isn't he?	No, he's more of a dinosaur. Guy's not a dummy, though. He's juggling alot of balls on this one.
okay.	Boy, Rimgale's as slow as a snail, isn't he?
well, you did invite me here.	Marty did.  But I wanted you to come to.
you think that's really any of your business?	Well, you did invite me here.
sorry.  are you dating anyone?	You think that's really any of your business?
if you weren't at least the 300th person to ask me that, i'd probably be pissed.  boy, you sure know it's a man's world sometimes...	Sorry.  Are you dating anyone?
hey...  so are you dating your boss or what?	If you weren't at least the 300th person to ask me that, I'd probably be pissed.  Boy, you sure know it's a man's world sometimes...
hi.	Hey...  So are you dating your boss or what?
i could use a date.	Yeah? Well, maybe I can fit it in...
i don't know, i'm kinda swamped here.	I could use a date.
green committed to a thousand.  there's another fund-raising party tonight. marty'd really like you to come.	I don't know, I'm kinda swamped here.
boss and i are up to about three words an hour.	Green committed to a thousand.  There's another fund-raising party tonight. Marty'd really like you to come.
how's it going?	Boss and I are up to about three words an hour.
hey.	How's it going?
straightest answer your department's given me all week.	Hey.
arson.	Straightest answer your department's given me all week.
...okay. i'll arrange things with your assignment captain.  marty's a good man, brian.	Yeah...
i've been thinking about what you said the other night... if the offer's still on the table, i'd like to talk about it.	...Okay. I'll arrange things with your assignment captain.  Marty's a good man, Brian.
look, i didn't mean to take a piece out of you back there, i just thought you'd call when you came back. you didn't and...  don't blow it just because of this garbage between us.	Hey, sorry if I made you look bad in front of your boss. But I'm not gonna be a poster boy for him, I'm trying to do something here. There's five hundred smoke eaters in this room that do that stuff for real every day. Tell Swayzak to talk to one of them.
so now you suddenly care about my future?	Look, I didn't mean to take a piece out of you back there, I just thought you'd call when you came back. You didn't and...  Don't blow it just because of this garbage between us.
brian, do you always have to be so stupid? think about your future for once.	So now you suddenly care about my future?
c'mon jennifer, he's just another north-side jag-off with a mouth.	Brian, do you always have to be so stupid? Think about your future for once.
boy, took you all of thirty seconds to blow that.	C'mon Jennifer, he's just another North-Side jag-off with a mouth.
yeah, well i like to think i'm just a little past hanging out on jp ii watching the irish pick fights and litwalks barf in the planters.	I seem to remember some pretty good nights on JP II.
what was that? oh man, you have picked up a few moves since john paul ii boulevard.	Yeah, well I like to think I'm just a little past hanging out on JP II watching the Irish pick fights and Litwalks barf in the planters.
-- all i know is that his programs are getting firemen hurt.	Bullshit. Marty's plan is only about efficiency. I've got two cousins on the job, you think I'd work for him if I didn't believe in it?
why do you think marty came here tonight? because he cares about your department. you don't know how hard he works. you don't know about his programs helping west side --	-- All I know is that his programs are getting firemen hurt.
yeah. swayzak. humanity's last hope. how can you work for that guy?	Why do you think Marty came here tonight? Because he cares about your department. You don't know how hard he works. You don't know about his programs helping West Side --
let me tell you something. martin swayzak is going to be this town's next mayor.	Yeah. Swayzak. Humanity's last hope. How can you work for that guy?
carrying swayzak's notebook?	Let me tell you something. Martin Swayzak is going to be this town's next mayor.
look, i'm not the same girl who had nothing better to do than wrap her legs around you on a saturday night. this isn't about fun. i'm working here.	Carrying Swayzak's notebook?
oooh, very sophisticated. having fun?	Look, I'm not the same girl who had nothing better to do than wrap her legs around you on a Saturday night. This isn't about fun. I'm working here.
when i was twenty.	Oooh, very sophisticated. Having fun?
with grenadine, right?	When I was twenty.
well, if nothing else, it's nice to know we can still be friends.	I don't want to be your friend, Brian.
really? no kidding.	What, you think I just dried up and blew away when you left? The world does turn once in awhile Brian, even without your permission.
i work for city hall.	Really? No kidding.
yeah? what have you been up to?	I work for city hall.
not quite. just visiting. i live in lincoln park now.	Yeah? What have you been up to?
so... i see you're still in the neighborhood.	Not quite. Just visiting. I live in Lincoln Park now.
huh.	So... I see you're still in the neighborhood.
uh... i've been sorta keeping a low profile... the academy... i graduated today.	Huh.
thanks for calling.	Uh... I've been sorta keeping a low profile... the academy... I graduated today.
you look great.	Thanks for calling.
you're back.	You look great.
jennifer.	You're back.
brian.	Jennifer.
oh jesus christ...	Not such a far walk after all, is it, Brian?
who the fuck is doing this?	After it took your dad... the fire... did it look at you Brian? Did it talk to you?...
good. -- so our two heroes, adcox and mccaffrey, they go back inside. only there's another fire in there nobody sees. and it took your dad, didn't it brian? did you see him burn?	Who the fuck is doing this?
trychticholorate.	Good. -- So our two heroes, Adcox and McCaffrey, they go back inside. Only there's another fire in there nobody sees. And it took your dad, didn't it Brian? Did you see him burn?
that's a probie answer. you're smarter than that, brian.	Trychticholorate.
the outlets.	That's a probie answer. You're smarter than that, Brian.
very good, brian. -- about your report here. the way to a torch's heart is through his tools. that's how you know him. it's the way he talks to the fire. and to you if you listen.	The outlets.
-- i wanted to be him. right then i wanted to be him more than anything...	Very good, Brian. -- About your report here. The way to a torch's heart is through his tools. That's how you know him. It's the way he talks to the fire. And to you if you listen.
right. light smoke, low roll. couple'a civilians hollering -- medium deal. so young fireman adcox and captain mccaffrey, they head up stairs, get out on the fire escape -- mccaffrey does the ballsy jump across... what were you feeling, brian?  c'mon, you promised. be honest.  okay... guard!	-- I wanted to be him. Right then I wanted to be him more than anything...
i... i thought it was great. i loved it. it was nothing to these guys... medium deal.	Right. Light smoke, low roll. Couple'a civilians hollering -- medium deal. So young fireman Adcox and Captain McCaffrey, they head up stairs, get out on the fire escape -- McCaffrey does the ballsy jump across... what were you feeling, Brian?  C'mon, you promised. Be honest.  Okay... Guard!
you gotta tell a story too, brian. it's fair. c'mon, don't think too hard --	I... I thought it was great. I loved it. It was nothing to these guys... medium deal.
what?	You gotta tell a story too, Brian. It's fair. C'mon, don't think too hard --
famous story even. straight burn. just an engine and truck first on scene. what did you feel, brian, when you first got there?	What?
sure you do.	Famous story even. Straight burn. Just an engine and truck first on scene. What did you feel, Brian, when you first got there?
i don't have a story.	Sure you do.
-- no no, your turn. tell me a story.	I don't have a story.
then who --	-- No no, your turn. Tell me a story.
your first question should be who isn't. it isn't a spark, brian. not enough damage. and an insurance pro? where's the profit margin?	Then who --
who's doing this?	Your first question should be who isn't. It isn't a spark, Brian. Not enough damage. And an insurance pro? Where's the profit margin?
okay, here's the deal. i'll tell you a story, you tell me one. fair?	Who's doing this?
so you came to me...  well, this is going to be an interesting afternoon after all...	Okay, here's the deal. I'll tell you a story, you tell me one. Fair?
i'm close... but i can't get who it is...	So you came to me...  Well, this is going to be an interesting afternoon after all...
brian mccaffrey...  oh this is really a treat. brian mccaffrey. lost a dad to the animal, huh?	Hey, do I know you?
even if you graduate this academy, you've still got nine months of probation. that's hard duty, son. if you don't really love this job, it'll kill you.	See you Monday. Sir.
no, it isn't out of your hands or you wouldn't even have met me. if i push you have to let me back in. dead hero father rule. sir.	Even if you graduate this academy, you've still got nine months of probation. That's hard duty, son. If you don't really love this job, it'll kill you.
sorry, but it's out of my hands. try again next year.	No, it isn't out of your hands or you wouldn't even have met me. If I push you have to let me back in. Dead Hero Father Rule. Sir.
i need another one, sir.	Sorry, but it's out of my hands. Try again next year.
-- i don't give a damn what your test scores were, maybe you could have been a good firemen, but you had your shot.	I need another one, sir.
if you remember, sir, my test scores were in the top --	-- I don't give a damn what your test scores were, maybe you could have been a good firemen, but you had your shot.
look, everybody remembers your old man. being his son, all you had to do was breathe to graduate here. dead hero father rule. but you blew us off. why should i take you back?	If you remember, sir, my test scores were in the top --
i want another shot, sir.	Look, everybody remembers your old man. Being his son, all you had to do was breathe to graduate here. Dead Hero Father Rule. But you blew us off. Why should I take you back?
you walked out on this academy six years ago. one week to graduation. you think we forgot that? you think i did?	I want another shot, Sir.
if it was a joke, sir, you'd be laughing.	You walked out on this academy six years ago. One week to graduation. You think we forgot that? You think I did?
another couple of good men get burned up for their city? is that how it's going to read?  you're the only one that knows.	Like it never happened...
yeah.	Another couple of good men get burned up for their city? Is that how it's going to read?  You're the only one that knows.
your brother was a good man.	Yeah.
so what do you want me to do?	I've been lying here hours... just thinking... We're close...  We're not looking in the right place, Brian. This one knows us and we're not looking in the right place...
i hate hospitals. you're so... so goddamn useless...	So what do you want me to do?
just wondering.	I hate hospitals. You're so... so goddamn useless...
no.	Just wondering.
did i say thanks?	No.
yeah.	Did I say thanks?
did you pull me out?	Yeah.
how ya feeling?	Did you pull me out?
well brian, i guess you can say it's arson now...	How ya feeling?
then who wrote the report?	It had to be someone who knows numbers. Some kind of fancy accountant. But what's the connection?
did a little check on the consulting firm that wrote the report. they did exactly one job -- swayzak's manpower study. it's not even really a company. no employees, no directors, just a po box.	Then who wrote the report?
i've got three different drafts of the same report -- with different numbers that're all over the place. looks like they were just making it up as they went along.	Did a little check on the consulting firm that wrote the report. They did exactly one job -- Swayzak's manpower study. It's not even really a company. No employees, no directors, just a PO Box.
yeah? airtight?	I've got three different drafts of the same report -- with different numbers that're all over the place. Looks like they were just making it up as they went along.
this is the copy of swayzak's manning report that was released. everybody on this job knows it's bullshit but we could never argue with the numbers. they're all airtight.	Yeah? Airtight?
nice bunch of guys.	Who all ended up wearing candles for faces...  Swayzak's up to his ass in this somehow. Guy can barely hold a drink in his hand, he's so scared.
and cosgrove. coppers figured he laundered money for the mob before getting into real estate. they weren't very high on seagrave, either.	Nice bunch of guys.
so seagrave and holcomb were accountants...	And Cosgrove. Coppers figured he laundered money for the mob before getting into real estate. They weren't very high on Seagrave, either.
son of a bitch. they knew each other.	So Seagrave and Holcomb were accountants...
hey boss, dekom trust is owned by pan illinois... which is majority controlled by lakeside dynamics... which is a division of windy city ventures... who's partners are...  alan seagrave, donald cosgrove, and jeffrey holcomb.	Son of a bitch. They knew each other.
in a word, brian, what is this job all about?	Fire.
what the hell are you doing here?	I'm finished with Swayzak. I'll do whatever you want me to do. I just want to help catch the guy that burned Tim. You gotta give me another shot.
are you going public with this?	No. Do that and I guarantee you'll scare him off. I don't want him running away.
no, we have a stone killer trying to make a point.	Are you going public with this?
that's why the sealant on the doors... so what have we got, a torch with a conscience?	No, we have a stone killer trying to make a point.
why backdrafts. whoever fried seagrave and cosgrove went to a helluva lot of trouble to make sure they died by fire, but also made sure the fire blew itself out.	That's why the sealant on the doors... So what have we got, a torch with a conscience?
what reason?	Why backdrafts. Whoever fried Seagrave and Cosgrove went to a helluva lot of trouble to make sure they died by fire, but also made sure the fire blew itself out.
but he could have killed everybody there. the firebreaks kept it from spreading in the wall. the backdraft blew out the flame. that's it. that's the reason.	What reason?
but he killed these guys.	But he could have killed everybody there. The firebreaks kept it from spreading in the wall. The backdraft blew out the flame. That's it. That's the reason.
i got it after we talked to ronald. torches. want to fry the whole goddamn world. but the fires that killed those guys never really burned up much. -- the burns were all lit in outlets surrounded by double firebreaks in the walls. and he made his burns backdrafts.	But he killed these guys.
what?	I got it after we talked to Ronald. Torches. Want to fry the whole goddamn world. But the fires that killed those guys never really burned up much. -- The burns were all lit in outlets surrounded by double firebreaks in the walls. And he made his burns backdrafts.
that's it! oh, that son of a bitch, he's different, goddamn it! you see what this tells us, huh? our killer doesn't love fire!	What?
some people say you don't do much of anything when it comes to this case.	I don't work for them, either.
i don't guess.	Some people say you don't do much of anything when it comes to this case.
but the right guess on this is arson.	I don't guess.
even if it was used to seal the air off, that doesn't explain why someone would go to the trouble of a backdraft. a gun's a helluva lot easier	But the right guess on this is arson.
and the putty around the door?	Even if it was used to seal the air off, that doesn't explain why someone would go to the trouble of a backdraft. A gun's a helluva lot easier
look, it isn't proof, okay? someone may have put the chemical in the outlet, but we found it as a vapor in cosgrove's clothes.	And the putty around the door?
trychticholorate. then swayzak can announce seagrave was a murder.	Look, it isn't proof, okay? Someone may have put the chemical in the outlet, but we found it as a vapor in Cosgrove's clothes.
son of a bitch tears 'em apart just to eat the oxygen. wouldn't take much at all to melt ten gauge wire. problem's burnt magnesium leaves a powder trace -- unless you could find something that would eat its residue.	Trychticholorate. Then Swayzak can announce Seagrave was a murder.
ever burned magnesium? it's so hot it takes water molecules and bamm!	Son of a bitch tears 'em apart just to eat the oxygen. Wouldn't take much at all to melt ten gauge wire. Problem's burnt magnesium leaves a powder trace -- unless you could find something that would eat its residue.
"during heat episodes of 2000 kelvin or higher, trych breaks down and dissipates. will consume magnesium".	Ever burned magnesium? It's so hot it takes water molecules and BAMM!
-- go to the bottom. under heat properties.	"During heat episodes of 2000 Kelvin or higher, Trych breaks down and dissipates. Will consume magnesium".
"trychtichlorate is a binary structured --"	-- Go to the bottom. Under heat properties.
read.	"Trychtichlorate is a binary structured --"
uh, i don't think that's in my contract...	I just re-wrote your contract. C'mere...
temperature in this room was about 2000 degrees, but copper wire in outlet is melted, which requires 5000 degrees. an accidental short in the plug could of created a spark of 7000 degrees, hot enough to melt the wire and start a fire.	No it couldn't.
glass found in ignition room is in small, thin pieces, indicating explosion. lack of discoloration indicates a long, slow burn. explosion must of come after a slow burn.  you little tease... what were you up to you little bastard, huh? what made you that mad?  or scared.  it started in this room. took its time, hung out... but the air ran out. it couldn't breathe. so it was snuffed. but it wasn't dead... still all that trapped heat, lying low, waiting for some sucker to open the door and give it that one gulp of air...	-- Another backdraft.
do we have a language barrier here? glass.	Glass found in ignition room is in small, thin pieces, indicating explosion. Lack of discoloration indicates a long, slow burn. Explosion must of come after a slow burn.  You little tease... What were you up to you little bastard, huh? What made you that mad?  Or scared.  It started in this room. Took its time, hung out... but the air ran out. It couldn't breathe. So it was snuffed. But it wasn't dead... still all that trapped heat, lying low, waiting for some sucker to open the door and give it that one gulp of air...
glass?	Do we have a language barrier here? Glass.
so you were happy here. warm and cozy and in no hurry...  soot high, clean unburned wall low, indicates slow burn in thermal balance.  find me some glass.	Glass?
-- shhh.	What are you listening to?
where are you going?	Pest control.
look, i knew your father, he had a helluva reputation on this job. but that don't mean you get any slack. swayzak sends you down here, okay, i gotta eat you, that's the rules and i got nothing to say about that. but swayzak or no, you live with me. step out of line, and i don't care who knows you, i'll swing the hammer.  you think you're the first?	Where are you going?
i think we should get something straight here. i was assigned to this office by the city.	Look, I knew your father, he had a helluva reputation on this job. But that don't mean you get any slack. Swayzak sends you down here, okay, I gotta eat you, that's the rules and I got nothing to say about that. But Swayzak or no, you live with me. Step out of line, and I don't care who knows you, I'll swing the hammer.  You think you're the first?
then go find a corner. i don't want you in my way.	I think we should get something straight here. I was assigned to this office by the city.
get used to me, inspector. i'm not going anywhere.	Then go find a corner. I don't want you in my way.
are you still here?	Get used to me, Inspector. I'm not going anywhere.
your dennis' kid.  i work alone.	Are you still here?
uh, i'm brian mccaffrey. your new assistant.	Your Dennis' kid.  I work alone.
oh, man, i'm sorry.	You guys ought to try picking up a phone once in awhile.
stephen's not staying here now, brian. he moved out last april.	Oh, man, I'm sorry.
well that's two things to strangle stephen for. where is he, anyway?	Stephen's not staying here now, Brian. He moved out last April.
sean, come on out, man. what, you forget your favorite uncle?	Stephen told him you were killed in a hot tub accident.
yeah, you'd be surprised what three years can do to a kid.	Sean, come on out, man. What, you forget your favorite uncle?
that's sean? jeez, he's a giant.	Yeah, you'd be surprised what three years can do to a kid.
four months?	I know, I know, Should'a called. I've been really busy. I joined the fire department.
four months.	Four months?
'bout written you off. how long have you been in town?	Four months.
you look like... brian.	'Bout written you off. How long have you been in town?
hi, helen. man, you look great.	You look like... Brian.
brian?	Hi, Helen. Man, you look great.
mr. mccaffrey... keeping busy?	Yeah. In fact, I just dropped off a letter to the Times explaining how yesterday's arson announcement was a fabrication by your office. They loved it. And you know what? You were right, my family background in firefighting gave it weight.
nice boat.	It isn't mine.  Let's get a picture.
mr. mccaffrey...	Nice boat.
yeah, we got all kinds of traditions -- like dying young.	Not every job in the fire department comes with a tombstone, Brian. This could be a great opportunity to move... beyond a fire engine.
this one's still with the fire department. one of our best investigators, don rimgale, is working on a very difficult, visible case right now. we think he could use another pair of hands and you're exactly the kind of guy i want representing us: an authentic hero from a traditional firefighting clan.	Yeah, we got all kinds of traditions -- like dying young.
i have a job.	This one's still with the fire department. One of our best investigators, Don Rimgale, is working on a very difficult, visible case right now. We think he could use another pair of hands and you're exactly the kind of guy I want representing us: An authentic hero from a traditional firefighting clan.
brian, let me come to the point. i'd like to offer you a job.	I have a job.
every little boy's fantasy.	Brian, let me come to the point. I'd like to offer you a job.
-- that really was incredibly work you did. you and your brother, fighting fires together, helluva image, isn't it? you must feel lucky to be assigned under his command.	Every little boy's fantasy.
no, you don't understand, i saved a mannequin.	-- That really was incredibly work you did. You and your brother, fighting fires together, helluva image, isn't it? You must feel lucky to be assigned under his command.
no need to be modest, brian.	No, you don't understand, I saved a mannequin.
uh, i think there's been a mistake. i didn't save that woman.	No need to be modest, Brian.
and i'm a huge fan of what you did to save that woman, brian.	Uh, I think there's been a mistake. I didn't save that woman.
yeah. big fan.	And I'm a huge fan of what you did to save that woman, Brian.
there's no replacement 'cause of your boss' cuts, if that's what you mean. if someone else goes out on an injury we're really screwed.	Swayzak's not my boss.
so, you surviving without me?	There's no replacement 'cause of your boss' cuts, if that's what you mean. If someone else goes out on an injury we're really screwed.
what?	"Probationary Fireman Brian McCaffrey, on his very first fire, showed the kind of bravery and courage of a veteran firefighter when he risked life and limb to double-check a burning floor alone, emerging victoriously with Anna Rodriguez, a seamstress for the North Shore Clothing Company... McCaffrey first gained prominence as the subject of a 1972 Pulitzer Prize winning photograph taken at the scene of his father's death..."
y'know what stephen said to me, right when all the shit was coming hard? "you never know till the moment the fire stares you down if you're just gonna do this job or be great at it".	Ah man, is he usin' that line now on you? What, you think he made that little gem up? Jesus Christ, I used to have to listen to my old man use that every morning.
could you believe that fire? man! first day! there i was, adcox and me, pullin' that lady right out of the fire's fuckin' throat! i love it here -- no surround and drown for this company. fighting 17th! goddamn stephen's amazing. you see how he took that fire by the balls? i'm gonna be that good some day, you watch.	Y'know what Stephen said to me, right when all the shit was coming hard? "You never know till the moment the fire stares you down if you're just gonna do this job or be great at it".
do you have to do that?	Could you believe that fire? Man! First day! There I was, Adcox and me, pullin' that lady right out of the fire's fuckin' throat! I love it here -- No surround and drown for this company. Fighting 17th! Goddamn Stephen's amazing. You see how he took that fire by the balls? I'm gonna be that good some day, you watch.
man. something sure put a crimp in his evening.	Backdraft.
lots of fires. they promote faster there. take a look at the last lt.'s list, half the guys on it came from that battalion. gotta think about your future, timmy. 115's the station.	Ah man, if you're gonna bribe your way into a station, why not 17 with me and your brother?
you crooked son of a bitch. why 115?	Lots of fires. They promote faster there. Take a look at the last Lt.'s list, half the guys on it came from that battalion. Gotta think about your future, Timmy. 115's the station.
lucky guess.  and a case of scotch to a captain in station assignments.	You crooked son of a bitch. Why 115?
how'd you know? these are supposed to be sealed.	Lucky guess.  And a case of scotch to a captain in station assignments.
engine 115, right?	How'd you know? These are supposed to be sealed.
aren't you even curious?	Engine 115, right?
completely out of control.	What the hell are we waiting for?
i was ahead of my time.	You know, I've got a perfect little spot here for "Brian McCaffrey, Fireman"...
and just this year, "brian's sound spectrum". your own company even. big step.	I was ahead of my time.
coffee sucked.	And just this year, "Brian's Sound Spectrum". Your own company even. Big step.
"laguna jamming, custom surfboards"?	Coffee sucked.
management were pin heads.	"Laguna Jamming, Custom Surfboards"?
uh huh. and "pioneer's pride, mobile log cabins". that was in your blood about six months wasn't it?	Management were pin heads.
didn't offer the kinda growth and challenge i need.	Uh huh. And "Pioneer's Pride, Mobile Log Cabins". That was in your blood about six months wasn't it?
really. well, let's have a look at what else was "in your blood". i always look forward to getting these, they make such a nice collage for the bar... "assistant director, sales, aspen snowmobile tours..."	Didn't offer the kinda growth and challenge I need.
it's in my blood, willy.	Really. Well, let's have a look at what else was "in your blood". I always look forward to getting these, they make such a nice collage for the bar... "Assistant Director, Sales, Aspen Snowmobile Tours..."
well, if it isn't the littlest mccaffrey.  hey! you break anything with that you buy it!  sorry, there must be something wrong with my eyes. i keep thinking that's a fire department uniform.	It's in my blood, Willy.
dad!	You've come along a dozen times, Stephen, give your brother a chance. We'll be back in a few minutes.  How 'bout it, sport?
firehouse.	Cute.
hey, what's with the mouth? where'd you grow up, a barn?	Firehouse.
fireman shit?	Hey, what's with the mouth? Where'd you grow up, a barn?
your brother's right. if you don't fasten these correctly they could open and you'd get burned.	And DIE!
well, let's have a look.	Your brother's right. If you don't fasten these correctly they could open and you'd get burned.
brian. he's not doing it right, dad. he never does it right.	Well, let's have a look.
who's going to die?	Brian. He's not doing it right, dad. He never does it right.
they're waitin' man.	I'll be there, goddamn it!
i'll be there.	They're waitin' man.
we gotta roll, stevie...	I'll be there.
he just wants to --	-- I'm busy goddamn it, okay?
i'm busy.	He just wants to --
stevie? rimgale's here to see you.	I'm busy.
i hate it when we gotta fucking go look for it.	Call in another alarm. We're gonna need some back-up.
-- he's gettin' good on those eggs. and y'know, he told me he actually likes the piano.	I don't want to confuse him, Stephen.
-- no, that's okay. it's just sean...	-- He's gettin' good on those eggs. And y'know, he told me he actually likes the piano.
look, i'm sorry i --	-- No, that's okay. It's just Sean...
stephen... i... can i talk to you a second...	Look, I'm sorry I --
cook and i are almost finished here. have a seat.	Stephen... I... can I talk to you a second...
i...  it used to be, when i was a kid, what meant most to me about this job was there were no ifs. life and death, right and wrong. when someone called the fire department, we came... those guys don't know how much i love them... you don't leave people hanging... cause that's what it's all about. it's loyalty. it's 'till death do us part. isn't that what you heard?... it's you go, we go... cause without that, it's the end of families, it's the end of the fire department... and when the fire department stops coming... that's the end of the fucking world...  i'm sorry i came, helen, it's just... it's just there's nobody i can talk to...  i miss you.	Cook and I are almost finished here. Have a seat.
what's wrong?	I...  It used to be, when I was a kid, what meant most to me about this job was there were no ifs. Life and death, right and wrong. When someone called the fire department, we came... Those guys don't know how much I love them... You don't leave people hanging... cause that's what it's all about. It's loyalty. It's 'till death do us part. Isn't that what you heard?... It's you go, we go... Cause without that, it's the end of families, it's the end of the fire department... and when the fire department stops coming... that's the end of the fucking world...  I'm sorry I came, Helen, it's just... it's just there's nobody I can talk to...  I miss you.
i'm sorry... i... couldn't sleep...	What's wrong?
in a fire? never.  look, i'm his brother. i care about him, y'know? he was going to get himself killed. maybe not today, maybe not in a year, but it would've happened. and i couldn't -- i just couldn't...	You can't keep being his father...
yeah? when was the last time?	In a fire? Never.  Look, I'm his brother. I care about him, y'know? He was going to get himself killed. Maybe not today, maybe not in a year, but it would've happened. And I couldn't -- I just couldn't...
hey, i'm the first one to admit when i'm wrong.	Yeah? When was the last time?
ah stephen, that's what this is really about, isn't it? you always have to be right.	Hey, I'm the first one to admit when I'm wrong.
y'know, i treated him better than any other probie i ever had. he probably hates my guts, but i did the best thing for him. i made him finally look in the mirror.	Ah Stephen, that's what this is really about, isn't it? You always have to be right.
i know he's out, but how's he doing?	Y'know, I treated him better than any other probie I ever had. He probably hates my guts, but I did the best thing for him. I made him finally look in the mirror.
he's out.	I know he's out, but how's he doing?
what's wrong, stephen?  c'mon, you only beat up the roof when something's on your mind.  how's brian doing?	He's out.
coffee? nah, i gotta go.	What's wrong, Stephen?  C'mon, you only beat up the roof when something's on your mind.  How's Brian doing?
you want some coffee?	Coffee? Nah, I gotta go.
you treated me like shit.	You want some coffee?
i treated you better.	You treated me like shit.
okay.	I treated you better.
he treats you okay?	Okay.
he deserved it. he was born deserving it.	He treats you okay?
sorry i hit jackson.	He deserved it. He was born deserving it.
the great communicator.	Sorry I hit Jackson.
yeah... i just thought i should say, i don't know, something.	The great communicator.
-- you remember.	Yeah... I just thought I should say, I don't know, something.
i just wanted to, i don't know, not exactly apologize for the other night -- especially since i don't remember much of it --	-- You remember.
stephen, you gotta stop just showing up on the roof like this.	I just wanted to, I don't know, not exactly apologize for the other night -- especially since I don't remember much of it --
give up, babe. you can't fight it. believe me, my mom tried...	Stephen, you gotta stop just showing up on the roof like this.
he's going to be a fireman.	Give up, babe. You can't fight it. Believe me, my mom tried...
oh yeah? how's he doing?	He's going to be a fireman.
he's got piano lessons.	Oh yeah? How's he doing?
where's sean?	He's got piano lessons.
it's not your roof anymore.	Where's Sean?
fixing my roof.	It's not your roof anymore.
stephen, what are you doing here?	Fixing my roof.
you can't talk about my brother like that...	Here we go...
uh, helen, i wanted to talk to you a second about sean...	Stephen, I'm kinda busy here, can we talk about this later?
what the hell was it doing in the fire?	That's your job.
probably got in cosgrove's clothes in a gas state from the fire.	What the hell was it doing in the fire?
trychticholorate? alright, it's an absorption catalyst in toxic waste accidents. it's pretty rare, they stopped making it a couple'a years ago.	Probably got in Cosgrove's clothes in a gas state from the fire.
see that patch of shirt? we wondered about the discoloration so he ran a spectro. on a lucky shot we picked up some traces of trychticholorate. nobody around here had ever heard of it.	Trychticholorate? Alright, it's an absorption catalyst in toxic waste accidents. It's pretty rare, they stopped making it a couple'a years ago.
anyway, down here, take a look...	McCaffrey, hold this for us.
putty? on both doors?	There's something else kinda interesting...
they ran the residue you scraped from both crispers' front doors. it's a combination of plumber's putty and rayophene gum. burns almost completely away when you light it.	Putty? On both doors?
and the world -- the whole world.	-- Burn it all.
-- burn them.	And the world -- the whole world.
and old ladies?	-- Burn them.
-- burn them.	And old ladies?
sure ronald? you're ready alright.	Absolutely.
nobody cares, ronald.	Oh, but it's a good story, Shadow. You're depriving our famous young friend here...
did he tell you how we finally met?	Nobody cares, Ronald.
ronald here likes telephones. used to tape wooden matches to the bell striker and wrap it in cotton. came up with a whole little thing there, didn't you ronald? when you got bored, what did you do? you just started making calls... mostly day care centers and retirement homes, wasn't it?	Did he tell you how we finally met?
tell him about me, shadow?	Ronald here likes telephones. Used to tape wooden matches to the bell striker and wrap it in cotton. Came up with a whole little thing there, didn't you Ronald? When you got bored, what did you do? You just started making calls... mostly day care centers and retirement homes, wasn't it?
knock it off. now.	Tell him about me, Shadow?
you don't know him.	I know you.
is he a fireman?  i like firemen.	You like everybody, Ronald.
he works for me.	Is he a fireman?  I like firemen.
who's this?	He works for me.
wouldn't miss this for the world, pal.	Who's this?
didn't think you'd make it.	Wouldn't miss this for the world, pal.
how ya doin', ronald. staying comfortable?	Didn't think you'd make it.
shadow.	How ya doin', Ronald. Staying comfortable?
it knows us. this one knows us.	I need that report, Lt.
i might.	It knows us. This one knows us.
you don't know... nobody knows...	I might.
what do you listen to, stephen?	You don't know... nobody knows...
...he wasn't listening to the right thing...	What do you listen to, Stephen?
i deal with this stuff every day. but a fireman... you never get used to it.  what happened up there? he was a candidate. did he pay attention? was he listening?	...He wasn't listening to the right thing...
i'm working on it.	I deal with this stuff every day. But a fireman... you never get used to it.  What happened up there? He was a candidate. Did he pay attention? Was he listening?
are the glory boys actually showing interest in investigation's work? i may have a stroke.	The glory boys just want to finish their report so they can go home.
got a cause?	Are the glory boys actually showing interest in Investigation's work? I may have a stroke.
i'm a little busy right now --	This'll only take a minute. There's two cops outside that want to ask you about this --
investigator...	I'm a little busy right now --
mr. swayzak! how ya doin'?	Investigator...
is there a connection between them, alderman?	Just catch the son of a bitch.
holcomb? i didn't know the name of that victim had even been released yet.	Is there a connection between them, Alderman?
jesus, open your eyes! seagrave, cosgrove, and now holcomb -- fried in a goddamn high-rise!	Holcomb? I didn't know the name of that victim had even been released yet.
we still haven't found a connection between the victims.	Jesus, open your eyes! Seagrave, Cosgrove, and now Holcomb -- fried in a goddamn high-rise!
no marty, i don't.	We still haven't found a connection between the victims.
don't you have any leads at all?	No Marty, I don't.
"don?"	Don't you have any leads at all?
when are you going to catch the prick that's doing this, don?	"Don?"
inspector.	Alderman.
investigator rimgale.	I need to get in the trunk.
alderman swayzak.	Investigator Rimgale.
how come all those guys who're looking to get 50 from the church haven't come up with shit? you got some kinda inside track?	I'm a Catholic.
the mets. so anyway, chalk up another 180 g for the game. jesus christ! that's almost half a million dollars. ariane! wait. that's not good enough, i'll ask the shithead for 280 g for the kids. then it'll be a perfect 500 thousand. yeah. perfect. 280 g for the kids. yeah, it's good i prepared, or i wouldn't have thought to --	How come all those guys who're looking to get 50 from the Church haven't come up with shit? You got some kinda inside track?
"the strawberries"?	The Mets. So anyway, chalk up another 180 G for the Game. Jesus Christ! That's almost half a million dollars. Ariane! Wait. That's not good enough, I'll ask the shithead for 280 G for the kids. Then it'll be a perfect 500 thousand. Yeah. Perfect. 280 G for the kids. Yeah, it's good I prepared, or I wouldn't have thought to --
i got it, man! i will find those kids. and i'll get the 50 g from the church! then the kids'll go to jail. i'll be in charge, of course. after a little while, i'll break the fuckers out -- and i'll turn them in to shithead i was just talking to. and pick up his 100 g. no. i'll hit him up for 200 g. or 250 g. l can do it -- 'cause i've got the kids. then, of course, there's the 180 g i'm gonna pick up on the game tonight -- when the strawberries win!	"The Strawberries"?
you mean you could use it.	I got it, man! I will find those kids. And I'll get the 50 G from the Church! Then the kids'll go to jail. I'll be in charge, of course. After a little while, I'll break the fuckers out -- and I'll turn them in to shithead I was just talking to. And pick up his 100 G. No. I'll hit him up for 200 G. Or 250 G. l can do it -- 'cause I've got the kids. Then, of course, there's the 180 G I'm gonna pick up on the Game tonight -- when the Strawberries win!
but you could do it, baby. we could use the bread...	You mean you could use it.
a wiseguy. paying 100 grand for the rapists if i turn then over direct to him.	But you could do it, baby. We could use the bread...
who?	A wiseguy. Paying 100 Grand for the rapists if I turn then over direct to him.
can you believe the nerve of this fucking guy? he kills people for fun, and then, he puts up 100 g to bring in some guys who raped a nun. what a sick fuck. man...	Who?
nah...	Sure it is. You're a virgin. Just like that nun. And I'm gonna rape you.
first i'll put your uptown in the spoon, then, to make it more exciting, i'm gonna add some downtown. they call this thing a speedball, honey, but then you must know that...  first time shooting up?	Nah...
then c'mere. i got something for you.	First I'll put your Uptown in the spoon, then, to make it more exciting, I'm gonna add some Downtown. They call this thing a speedball, honey, but then you must know that...  First time shooting up?
yeah.	Then c'mere. I got something for you.
c'mere. you got some good blow, right?	Yeah.
those fucking mob assholes.	C'mere. You got some good blow, right?
who?	Those fucking Mob assholes.
christ! shit! i could kill them all with my bare hands.	Who?
it's not the drugs, ariane, it's -- it's someone who wants to kill me.  you gotta believe me!	Why?
yeah.	OK. OK. Fine. But -- do you believe in God?
you believe that man is the be-all and end-all?	Yeah.
people.	You believe that man is the be-all and end-all?
what's to believe?	That Jesus Christ was the Son of God and he came to die for your sins.
i'm not talking about the fucking church. fuck the church. but tell me. do you believe in god?	What's to believe?
the church is a fucking racket. i know how they operate. i've been part of the racket since the first time some faggot priest spilt water on my head. my aunt lu says i was crying all the way through. yeah, i know their game inside out. now i'm free of it and i'm gonna stay that way.	I'm not talking about the fucking Church. Fuck the Church. But tell me. Do you believe in God?
it's horrible. they burned her breasts with cigarettes. christ.	Yeah? At least she's alive! I see people get killed every day! Worse yet, tortured first and then killed! The nuns got off easy. Jeez. Cigarette burns. Everyone's all upset about fucking cigarette burns. I'll show you cigarette burns!
susie's not a virgin anymore.	She's fucking nine years old! Jesus Christ.
they're alive, aren't they? come on, man! everyone's making such a fucking fuss, just because she's a nun. just because she wears a penguin suit, the church puts up 50 g for the guys who dared to rape her. do you think they'd put up a dime if you got raped? of course not. or even for your little sister? the virgin? like shit they would.	Susie's not a virgin anymore.
i can't get over what those guys did to her. i just can't.	They're alive, aren't they? Come on, man! Everyone's making such a fucking fuss, just because she's a nun. Just because she wears a penguin suit, the church puts up 50 G for the guys who dared to rape her. Do you think they'd put up a dime if you got raped? Of course not. Or even for your little sister? The virgin? Like shit they would.
brown downtown... there hasn't been any smoking brown on the street in --	Who said anything about the fucking street. I've got more connects than you have, Lieutenant...
didya ever think of moving to a cheaper apartment? $3,500 a month is crazy, man!	It's nothing. This is New York, man...  Oh -- I forgot. Bowtay needs some cash to buy her new acting headshots out of the developers. It's a good investment, man. She could make serious money!
i'm gonna need some bread, man. this ain't fair. i'm always here for you, and you can't even take decent care of me. my landlord is bitching like a motherfucker! you're two months behind on the rent, lieutenant!	Didya ever think of moving to a cheaper apartment? $3,500 a month is crazy, man!
he wants to know who brought in the chalice.	That's no mystery. Julio and Paolo brought it in,  You don't want to hurt those boys, do you? I mean, they sure as Hell have got something coming, but it ain't what the Law wants to give them. You understand?  No. How could you understand.
so what are you doing here?	He wants to know who brought in the chalice.
are you all right, honey?	I was gonna bring it back myself.
yes.	Are you all right, honey?
you brought it back to the church. and then it made it's way back to me, again.	Yes.
yes.	You brought it back to the Church. And then it made it's way back to me, again.
you took the chalice.	Yes.
uh - right. sure. the mets are gonna win tomorrow.	I know.  Take care of yourself, man, OK? Be cool.
there. now you've got your profit and more. you'll have more product day after tomorrow, right?	Uh - right. Sure. The Mets are gonna win tomorrow.
how are you doing, man?	Very good. Very good. The Mets are gonna win tomorrow.
the rich kind.  jeez, man. the way you smoke that shit is suicide.	Fuck you.  Just give me back a little something for the road.
what the fuck are you? a drug counselor or a drug dealer? and you don't even do your own product! what kind of businessman are you?	The rich kind.  Jeez, man. The way you smoke that shit is suicide.
that stuff'll kill you quick, man.	What the fuck are you? A drug counselor or a drug dealer? And you don't even do your own product! What kind of businessman are you?
oh god, my god. it's goddamn good to be good. forgive me. father, for i have sinned. it's still goddamn good to be good.	I forgive you.
why do i dream every night of the whore who brought you water on your road to death? and why have i never forgotten that if she, then i --	Oh God, my God. it's goddamn good to be good. Forgive me. Father, for I have sinned. It's still goddamn good to be good.
i forgive you.	Why do I dream every night of the whore who brought you water on your road to death? And why have I never forgotten that if she, then I --
why? jesus! why me? why can't i wash the ashes from my forehead, year after year after year? and why am i still drunk on your blood, the taste of your flesh on my tongue? worst of all, why can't i feel the nails in my palms, the spear in my side, the crown of thorns round my head? why do i have to know, over and over, that it was you. you who died; died for my sins! and that i will die for nothing. why?	I forgive you.
i forgive you.	Why? Jesus! Why me? Why can't I wash the ashes from my forehead, year after year after year? And why am I still drunk on your blood, the taste of your flesh on my tongue? Worst of all, why can't I feel the nails in my palms, the spear in my side, the crown of thorns round my head? Why do I have to know, over and over, that it was you. You who died; died for my sins! And that I will die for nothing. Why?
why? why can't you hate me? hate me! please! help me!  hate me! help me! hate me!	I forgive you.
i forgive you.	Why? Why can't you hate me? Hate me! Please! Help me!  Hate me! Help me! Hate me!
please. please don't forgive me. i've always hated you for that.	I forgive you.
i forgive you.	Please. Please don't forgive me. I've always hated you for that.
you can't forgive me. after what i've done.  i've fucked up bigtime. i've been bad. real bad.	I forgive you.
i forgive you.	You can't forgive me. After what I've done.  I've fucked up bigtime. I've been bad. Real bad.
me?	I forgive you.
i forgive you.	Me?
here's the deal: you meet me tonight across from the garden. 33rd & 8th. at the beginning of the ninth inning. we'll listen to the end of the game together. you bring your cash, i'll bring mine.	Yeah, sucker. You better be there!
yeah, really. i'm no fucking asshole, man. i'm a fucking cop!	OK, cop. I want you to give yourself and your friends on the force a message. Tell them I've got my own reasons to be very interested in whomever did the job on the nuns. I'll double the Church reward if you bring those punks direct to me. 100 G cash. Get it?
oh, really?	Yeah, really. I'm no fucking asshole, man. I'm a fucking cop!
there's nothing to think about. either you put in my bet or you ain't getting nothing.	Oh, really?
let me think about it.	There's nothing to think about. Either you put in my bet or you ain't getting nothing.
fuck yesterday's game. the world series is seven games not six. put in my bet.	Let me think about it.
what about the money you owe me on yesterday's game?	Fuck yesterday's game. The World Series is seven games not six. Put in my bet.
it's still my money. if you want to have a chance at any part of it, shithead, you will take my $120,000 and bet on tomorrow's game.	What about the money you owe me on yesterday's game?
all right, cop. i want my money.	It's still my money. If you want to have a chance at any part of it, shithead, you will take my $120,000 and bet on tomorrow's game.
large?	All right, cop. I want my money.
-- that there was never any other way it could have gone.  never any other way. so you had better just put in my fucking bet. $120,000 on the last game. the big one. come on! are you a bookmaker, or fucking what?	Here. Look I'll give you the psyho's number You call him yourself and tell him wnat you want.
you've really got a problem.	-- that there was never any other way it could have gone.  Never any other way. So you had better just put in my fucking bet. $120,000 on the last game. The Big One. Come on! Are you a bookmaker, or fucking what?
get this, man. i was at the game today. face to fucking face with strawberry! jesus! i saw him strikeout. and you know what? he looked at me, and i looked at him, and he laughed and i laughed and it was like we were all alone in that whole stadium and only we understood that it was all a racket, that he struck out on purpose, and that he's saving it up for the big one. tomorrow. today i understood for the very first time that --	You've really got a problem.
yeah. sure. yeah. we're on it bigtime. lots of leads. you bet.	That 50 G could help you --
the fucking rapists, man. the punks who raped that nun. the $50,000 reward from the church! remember?	Yeah. Sure. Yeah. We're on it bigtime. Lots of leads. You bet.
what case?	The fucking rapists, man. The punks who raped that nun. The $50,000 reward from the Church! Remember?
how's the case going?	What case?
i've been dodging bullets since i was fourteen. no one can kill me. i'm fucking blessed. i'm fucking catholic.	How's the case going?
he's gonna kill you, man. do you hear me, motherfucker? you. dead. get it?	I've been dodging bullets since I was fourteen. No one can kill me. I'm fucking blessed. I'm fucking Catholic.
good. i'll give him an extra 10 grand for his trouble. i hate that motherfucking house and --	He's gonna kill you, man. Do you hear me, motherfucker? You. Dead. Get it?
you do know that he's gonna blow up your house, kill your wife and kids --	Good. I'll give him an extra 10 grand for his trouble. I hate that motherfucking house and --
uh-uh. i'm gonna win. just make sure the bet gets in.	You do know that he's gonna blow up your house, kill your wife and kids --
you're a fucking joke, you know that?  he's been waiting for the money since the fucking game ended. and i've been waiting here since -- forget it. listen up. you're gonna get us both fucking killed. you know that!	Uh-uh. I'm gonna win. Just make sure the bet gets in.
oooo... big fucking scary guy. just put $120,000 on tomorrow's game.	You're a fucking joke, you know that?  He's been waiting for the money since the fucking game ended. And I've been waiting here since -- forget it. Listen up. You're gonna get us both fucking killed. You know that!
this psycho can.	Oooo... Big fucking scary guy. Just put $120,000 on tomorrow's game.
i don't got it. not tonight. you can't get blood from a stone.	This psycho can.
don't bullshit me.	I don't got it. Not tonight. You can't get blood from a stone.
what money?	Don't bullshit me.
do you have the money?	What money?
fuck strawberry. you're gonna end up owing 60 g to a homicidal maniac!	That's my problem. Just put in my bet.
there's just no way the mets will lose this game. gooden is pitching and strawberry is ready to break out.	Fuck Strawberry. You're gonna end up owing 60 G to a homicidal maniac!
take your money? this guy will blow up your house and everyone in it!	There's just no way the Mets will lose this game. Gooden is pitching and Strawberry is ready to break out.
i'm not gonna let that bastard take my money	Take your money? This guy will blow up your house and everyone in it!
double or nothing? are you fucking out of your mind?	I'm not gonna let that bastard take my money
i wanna go double or nothing on the next game.	Double or nothing? Are you fucking out of your mind?
ok asshole. you owe thirty grand. now what are you gonna do?	I wanna go double or nothing on the next game.
are you sure?	Yeah. I'm sure.
hey, man. don't give me that bullshit. don't pussy-out on me. the mets are a fucking lock. i wanna make some money.	Are you sure?
how about 7 1/2?	Hey, man. Don't give me that bullshit. Don't pussy-out on me. The Mets are a fucking lock. I wanna make some money.
i want 15 on the mets.	How about 7 1/2?
all right. what are you gonna do?	I want 15 on the Mets.
i got them all going for oakland. with bullshit money. we'll cover the $800.	All right. What are you gonna do?
those boys, those sad, raging boys... they came to me as the needy do. and like many of the needy, they were rude. like all the needy, they took. and like all the needy, they needed.  father. i knew them; they learn in our school. and play in our schoolyard. and they are good boys.	You knew them?  Who were they, Sister? Who are these boys? What are the names of these -- good boys you knew?
yesterday morning, god gave me but one chance to use something else to serve him. not my arms or my legs, but something i used for the first time, for the last time, and will never use again. my vagina.	Those boys, those sad, raging boys... They came to me as the needy do. And like many of the needy, they were rude. Like all the needy, they took. And like all the needy, they needed.  Father. I knew them; They learn in our school. And play in our schoolyard. And they are good boys.
yes, sister?	Yesterday morning, God gave me but one chance to use something else to serve Him. Not my arms or my legs, but something I used for the first time, for the last time, and will never use again. My vagina.
as i have prayed day and night since the desecration of this church yesterday morning -- and my sin. you see, father --	Yes, Sister?
i think of running for help, and falling to my knees in prayer.	As I have prayed day and night since the desecration of this church yesterday morning -- and my sin. You see, Father --
i also thought of that bread, father. and of that night six days ago when the mother superior died, and i kept the cool, damp cloth on her forehead freshly moist. father, what would you do if you had but one day in which to use your legs to serve god?	I think of running for help, and falling to my knees in prayer.
it's funny, you knew. but the first thing i think of is kneading the bread that i help bake for the soup kitchen. maybe that's because my the muscles in my arms still hurt.	I also thought of that bread, Father. And of that night six days ago when the Mother Superior died, and I kept the cool, damp cloth on her forehead freshly moist. Father, what would you do if you had but one day in which to use your legs to serve God?
father, if it was so trivial, so natural, so -- no. i have sinned. and you must listen if you are to prescribe an appropriate act of contrition, and to absolve me. father, what would you do if you had but one day in which to use your arms to serve god?	It's funny, you knew. But the first thing I think of is kneading the bread that I help bake for the soup kitchen. Maybe that's because my the muscles in my arms still hurt.
sister, we all know what happened to you yesterday morning. i expected that you would want to speak to me about it. but you could have come to my office. your being here, in the confessional, implies that you, sister, have done something wrong. you haven't. i assure you. i feared you might have misplaced feelings of guilt. if you condemn yourself because you experienced feelings of... curiosity or even... pleasure, you mustn't --	Father, if it was so trivial, so natural, so -- No. I have sinned. And you must listen if you are to prescribe an appropriate act of contrition, and to absolve me. Father, what would you do if you had but one day in which to use your arms to serve God?
forgive me father, for i have sinned. it has been two days since my last confession. father, my sin is a terrible sin. a sin of omission. there was another sin that happened at the same time, and in the same place, but my sin i think was graver stil.	Sister, we all know what happened to you yesterday morning. I expected that you would want to speak to me about it. But you could have come to my office. Your being here, in the confessional, implies that you, Sister, have done something wrong. You haven't. I assure you. I feared you might have misplaced feelings of guilt. If you condemn yourself because you experienced feelings of... curiosity or even... pleasure, you mustn't --
you truly are a dancing fool.	Yo Black, you looking for trouble.
he gots to be did.	Did he gots to be.
we know.  we know.  yo, check it, my black brothers, we can't let this slide.  not this injustice. nah, no way.  dem' two real coons iz ill.	1/16, tru' 'dat.  True 'dat.
same thing, y'knowwhati'msayin', y'knowwhati'msayin'!	We know.  We know.  Yo, check it, my black brothers, we can't let this slide.  Not this injustice. Nah, no way.  Dem' two real coons iz ill.
...benedict arnold...	...that simpleton is holding back the race.  They got rid of us and keep those two buffoons, Mantan and Sleep 'N Eat, y'knowwhatI'msayin'?
keep trying.	I'm on it.
blak out.  blak listed.  blak ball. need i say more.	B-L-A-K it is.
yo, big black, we needs a name for this joint.	How 'bout...
let's go niggers!	Louder.  They can't hear you.
alright.  here we go.  let's go niggers!  let's go niggers!	Let's go NIGGERS.
yeah!	Alright.  Here we go.  Let's go NIGGERS!  LET'S GO NIGGERS!
c'mon.  it's easy.  it's the same thing y'all do out at the yankee game, no different 'cept we changing one word.  everybody go it?	YEAH!
yeah!	I'm gonna start a chant and I want y'all to follow me.  Let's make our own 2 real coons know you're ready to start the show.
my name is honeycutt and i want to try something different.  can you do this for me?	Yeah!
that'swhati'mtalkin'bout! that'swhati'mtalkin'bout!  i want to be the first to welcome you to the second taping of mantan - the new millennium minstrel show.	My name is Honeycutt and I want to try something different.  Can you do this for me?
ho!	That'swhatI'mtalkin'bout! That'swhatI'mtalkin'bout!  I want to be the first to welcome you to the second taping of Mantan - The New Millennium Minstrel Show.
everybody say ho!	Ho!
my own sister throwin' me out.  i hope to seeya later when you get ya mind right.  don't bother letting me out.	That's mighty black of you.
if you think i'm a house nigga then that's your prerogative.  you got your ways to affect change, i have mine.  and i would appreciate it very much if you took ya field nigga ass out of my house.	My own sister throwin' me out.  I hope to seeya later when you get ya mind right.  Don't bother letting me out.
there is a name, a term for your kind, the likes of you.  back in slavery days, you would be classified as a house nigga.	If you think I'm a house nigga then that's your prerogative.  You got your ways to affect change, I have mine.  And I would appreciate it very much if you took ya field nigga ass out of my house.
that'swhati'msayin'.  i'm not blowin' my young career, brother or no brother, for you or anybody else.	There is a name, a term for your kind, the likes of you.  Back in slavery days, you would be classified as a house nigga.
so are you telling me that you wouldn't even introduce me to delacroix or set up a meeting?  i'm talking 'bout me, your only brother, ya own flesh and blood, hook a brother up, youknowwhati'msayin'.	That'swhatI'msayin'.  I'm not blowin' my young career, brother or no brother, for you or anybody else.
you don't have the demographics.	So are you telling me that you wouldn't even introduce me to Delacroix or set up a meeting?  I'm talking 'bout me, your only brother, ya own flesh and blood, hook a brother up, youknowwhatI'msayin'.
c'mon, why not?  the monkees had a show.  look at all that other junk that's on tv.  we got underground cult following.	You don't have the demographics.
what makes you think he would write a show about the mau-mau's.	C'mon, why not?  The Monkees had a show.  Look at all that other junk that's on TV.  We got underground cult following.
yeah, him.	What makes you think he would write a show about the Mau-Mau's.
delacroix.	Yeah, him.
if you were really down you would get us together with that boss of yours.  what's his name again?	Delacroix.
please.	If you were really down you would get us together with that boss of yours.  What's his name again?
we're revolting against the powers that be, that been enslaving the minds and hearts of all people of color.  and we won't stop rapping till we bring about the overthrow of the government of the u.s. of a.	Please.
who are you revolting against?	We're revolting against the powers that be, that been enslaving the minds and hearts of all people of color.  And we won't stop rapping till we bring about the overthrow of the government of the U.S. of A.
so now i see where you're coming from.  just because we ain't rapping about gucci, timberland, rolex, benz, cristal, ho's and bitches, we're pseudo.	Who are you revolting against?
hook you up?  the mau-mau's?  you must be smoking.  why in the world would i want to hook up a bunch of red, black and green flag-waving pseudo revolutionairies?	So now I see where you're coming from.  Just because we ain't rapping about Gucci, Timberland, Rolex, Benz, Cristal, ho's and bitches, we're pseudo.
my group we need some exposure. was wondering if you could hook a brother up?	Hook you up?  The Mau-Mau's?  You must be smoking.  Why in the world would I want to hook up a bunch of red, black and green flag-waving pseudo revolutionairies?
i order out mostly.  so what do i owe this visit to?	My group we need some exposure. Was wondering if you could hook a brother up?
damn, sis, you don't keep no food up in here in dis' piece.	I order out mostly.  So what do I owe this visit to?
big black is the first name and africa is the last.	Damn, Sis, you don't keep no food up in here in dis' piece.
i'm not callin you big black africa. mommy and daddy named you julius.	BIG BLACK is the first name and AFRICA is the last.
whoa, hold up li'l sis'.  i done told you 'bout that.  julius ain't my name, you better recognize hopkins was our slave name.  my true name is...	I'm not callin you Big Black Africa. Mommy and Daddy named you Julius.
i'm not huggin' you in the middle of the street.  you must be crazy, julius.	Whoa, hold up li'l sis'.  I done told you 'bout that.  Julius ain't my name, you better recognize Hopkins was our slave name.  My true name is...
give me some?	I'm not huggin' you in the middle of the street.  You must be crazy, Julius.
well you did.	Give me some?
i didn't mean to scare you like that.	Well you did.
you idiot.  you almost gave me a massive coronary.	I didn't mean to scare you like that.
we're ready when you are.	Microphone check.  One.  Two.  One. Two.  One.  Two.  Hold up.  I gots to give my peeps some props. Brothers introduce yourself.
we gonna drop some knowledge, wisdom and understanding.  the mau- mau's, we be scientists.  we drop science.	We're ready when you are.
and what are the mau-mau's going to do for us today?	We gonna drop some knowledge, wisdom and understanding.  The Mau- Mau's, we be scientists.  We drop science.
my righteous name is big black.	And what are the Mau-Mau's going to do for us today?
what's your name?	My righteous name is BIG BLACK.
the mau-mau's are up in dis place. that's right, the mau-mau's.	What's your name?
and another thing, you better stay away from my sister or you better...	Ladies and gentlemen, there is no need to go there.  We can all agree to disagree without making threats.
what do you do?	I'm a revolutionary.
what do i do?	What do you do?
and big black from brooklyn, what do you do?	What do I do?
our first caller is big black from brooklyn.  go 'head.	Microphone check, one, two.  One, two.  Yo Tavis, I be lovin' yo show but Mantan you is foul.  Why you perpetrating?  You a sellout.
yeah, that's easy for you to do. you never had any talent.	I'm so tired of you running that. I always worked hard for you.  You think I'm a leech, a kling-on, I quit.
you can walk away.  we both can.	Yeah, that's easy for you to do. You never had any talent.
don't shoot me, i'm just the piano players.	You can walk away.  We both can.
you're in this up till ya neck.	Don't shoot me, I'm just the piano players.
damn skippy.	You're in this up till ya neck.
so that's what you been doing?	Damn skippy.
good.  i've got a broken back from carrying you all these years anyway.	So that's what you been doing?
i'm out.	Good.  I've got a broken back from carrying you all these years anyway.
meaning?	I'm out.
jim jones, y'know.  i'm not drinking the kool-aid.	Meaning?
what are you talkin' about?	Jim Jones, y'know.  I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid.
i'm not drinking the kool-aid.	What are you talkin' about?
why they gotta make my nose so big?	Look at my lips.
sloan never told us she had friends like you.	In fact, we never knew she had any friends period.
please, have a seat.	Sloan never told us she had friends like you.
what's wrong with him?	Must be the pressure.
dela - what's the matter with you.	You ain't happy about the green light?
you'd try anything.  i got first dibs.  you get ya own stuff.	Naw, just jokin'.  That's you. That's you.
sloan is all 'dat.  i try her.  i'm a tri-sexual.	You'd try anything.  I got first dibs.  You get ya own stuff.
seconds and thirds, too.	Sloan is all 'dat.  I try her.  I'm a tri-sexual.
moorish.  ya get a little taste of dat booty, ya wanna get some more.	Seconds and thirds, too.
what's that?	Moorish.  Ya get a little taste of dat booty, ya wanna get some MORE.
she's also moorish.	What's that?
certified ladies' man, huh?	She's also moorish.
no shame in ya game.  she got ya nostrils, ya chnoz is wide open. sloan's what we certified ladies' men call low hanging fruit.	Certified ladies' man, huh?
it's that bad, huh?  it's all over my face.	No shame in ya game.  She got ya nostrils, ya chnoz is wide open. Sloan's what we certified ladies' men call low hanging fruit.
naw, not you.  it can't be.  that hottie sloan hopkins.	It's that bad, huh?  It's all over my face.
i'm not smiling.	Naw, not you.  It can't be.  That hottie Sloan Hopkins.
why are you smiling so?	I'm not smiling.
you might be right.	Why are you smiling so?
life is beginning to look up.  it's all good in da neighborhood.	You might be right.
we might need some mo' money behind this.	That can be done.
gentlemen, the show, our show will be satirical.  you know what that is, don't you?  trust me on this one.	We might need some mo' money behind this.
nice to meet you.	And this is Manray.
what about in the mean time?  not the in between time?	You'll both get an advance and you can stay with me.
what kind of show is this gonna be?	Different.
how much?	First things first.  I have to know if Manray is up for this.
i have this concept for a tv pilot. there's no guarantee it will get made but regardless, you'll still make some money.	How much?
no offense.	Manray needs a job.
you'd take no offense if we called you dela for short?	No offense.
sloan and i have been looking all over for you.	You'd take no offense if we called you DeLa for short?
de-la-croix.	Y'know what I mean.  Got a gig yet for Manray and I yet?
good morning to you, mr. delapot.	De-la-croix.
good morning, cheeba.	Good morning to you, Mr. Delapot.
that ain't funny.	DeLa, I don't know 'bout this.
if it's not too much trouble could you order us some food?	We're starving.
we was coming to see you.	If it's not too much trouble could you order us some food?
we got evicted from our home. we've both been on the streets for the last week.	We was coming to see you.
we ran out without my shoes and the floor.  i gotta get my stuff.  what about our savings?	Are you crazy?  The joint is crawling with cops now.  You wanna go to Rikers?  Go to the hoosegow?
yo, you gotta show some patience. you want me to snap my fingers and presto chango - you're an overnight sensation.  son, there is no such thing.	I'm tired of waiting.
and i'm the feet.	Yo, you gotta show some patience. You want me to snap my fingers and presto chango - you're an overnight sensation.  Son, there is no such thing.
chill, i'm the brains behind this outfit.	And I'm the feet.
yo, check it.  this is good and all that but one day soon i want to have much benjamins so i can have a nice crib and pay all my bills. you hear me.	Chill, I'm the brains behind this outfit.
ahh, the luxuries of life.	Yo, check it.  This is good and all that but one day soon I want to have much Benjamins so I can have a nice crib and pay all my bills. You hear me.
hurry up, i wanna watch hbo.	Did we get our bill yet?
my world famous, famous world arroz con pollo will be ready very soon.	Hurry up, I wanna watch HBO.
i'm starvin' like marvin.	My world famous, famous world Arroz con pollo will be ready very soon.
i'm always gonna be that.  but i ain't doing no more buck dancing.	No costume.  No blackface.
manray, i'm very sorry about ya boy cheeba and sloan.  believe me, it gave me no joy pulling ya coattail about her, just lookin' out for a brother.  i feel you, all this stuff happenin' at once but you can't let if affect your work.  you gotta be professional.	I'm always gonna be that.  But I ain't doing no more buck dancing.
i won't do it anymore.	Manray, I'm very sorry about ya boy Cheeba and Sloan.  Believe me, it gave me no joy pulling ya coattail about her, just lookin' out for a brother.  I feel you, all this stuff happenin' at once but you can't let if affect your work.  You gotta be professional.
how you sound?	I won't do it anymore.
i'm not playin' myself no mo'.	How you sound?
mantan?	Mantan!!
why?	You have to start getting into your character.
i want you to start using the name mantan and not manray if you don't mind.	Why?
you're now mantan.	Mantan?  I don't even care as long as I'm dancing.  Which reminds me, I need some new kicks.
to what?	You're now Mantan.
i would like to change your name.	To what?
dela, i'm aboard.  as long as i get to hoof and get paid too!!!	That's right.  Money turns the wheel.
trust me.  of course i still have to pitch it to my boss, but we'll have an answer one way or the other.	DeLa, I'm aboard.  As long as I get to hoof and get paid too!!!
how different?	Trust me.  Of course I still have to pitch it to my boss, but we'll have an answer one way or the other.
some tap dancing, some singing.	Where do I sign?
what do i have to do?	Some tap dancing, some singing.
my tap shoes.	EUREKA!!
manray, sloan says you're too talented to be dancing on the street.	Well do something about it.
are you trying to excuse our holocaust?	Can I finish?  Thank you.  I had a great Aunt, we called her Sister. She went to her grave not believing man had walked on the Moon.
don't you people get it?  we're in the 21st century.  slavery was over four hundred years ago.  all that stuff people talked in the old days, it's over.  folks always crying, white man this, white man that.  let's all grow up.	Are you trying to excuse our Holocaust?
but the line has to be drawn.	Don't you people get it?  We're in the 21st Century.  Slavery was over four hundred years ago.  All that stuff people talked in the old days, it's over.  Folks always crying, white man this, white man that.  Let's all grow up.
yes.  and i say yes because who is to judge?  who is to stand before us and say this is righteous and this is not?  who?  who can play god?	But the line has to be drawn.
no matter how sexist or racist the material may be?	Yes.  And I say yes because who is to judge?  Who is to stand before us and say this is righteous and this is not?  Who?  Who can play God?
because race has always been a sensitive issue in this country. gary, i have no problem with people disagreeing with the show, it's when folks start trying to mess with my inherent right as an artist, that's when i get mad.  no one, in any way, shape or form should be censored.	No matter how sexist or racist the material may be?
our guest today is pierre delacroix. he is the creator of the highly controversial tv show mantan. let's get right into it.  you have been called by some in the community a traitor, a sellout, an uncle tom. why does your show generate such feelings?	Because race has always been a sensitive issue in this country. Gary, I have no problem with people disagreeing with the show, it's when folks start trying to mess with my inherent right as an artist, that's when I get mad.  No one, in any way, shape or form should be censored.
i gots to go, it's my moms.	I want to meet her one day, please tell her the great news.  I'm OUT like Vanilla Ice.
hello, mommy, let me get rid of this other call.	I gots to go, it's my Moms.
hold on a sec, i got a call.	Hello, Mommy, let me get rid of this other call.
the big mistake was my not believing in your genius earlier.  from the gitgo, from jump street.	Hold on a sec, I got a call.
this has to be a big mistake.	The big mistake was my not believing in your genius earlier.  From the gitgo, from jump street.
they didn't even view a rough cut, just some scenes we quickly cut together.	This has to be a big mistake.
yo, dela, i just got the news from the cns brass.  they saw some clips from the pilot and they're rushing it onto the air.  yo, we're a midseason replacement, ordered 12 shows.  we're on in 3 weeks.  didya hear what i just said, yo?	They didn't even view a rough cut, just some scenes we quickly cut together.
funnier to who and at who's expense? dunwitty, when negroes start to run amok, the boycotts, when the demostrations commence, i'm giving them your home address.  let's see how you like it when they picket your lawn in greenwich, connecticut.	I seriously doubt that will ever happen.  Didn't I tell you I know your people better than you do. But if by some miracle you're correct, I'm gonna invite them inside my house and we'll have a sit down, discuss it like civil human beings.
we just punched it up a bit.  made it funnier.	Funnier to who and at who's expense? Dunwitty, when Negroes start to run amok, the boycotts, when the demostrations commence, I'm giving them your home address.  Let's see how you like it when they picket your lawn in Greenwich, Connecticut.
i don't give a good goddamn about finland, norway, sweden or wherever ya blond ass came from.	We just punched it up a bit.  Made it funnier.
i will not be held responsible for these revisions.  these changes are not the way i want to go.  this is an outrage.  this is a sham.  a violation!	Calm down, please.
i'm gonna leave you two creative geniuses alone.	Dunwitty, don't leave.
in the immortal words of derrick coleman, whooopdeedamndoo!!!	Derrick Coleman, he possessed all the talent in the world, coulda, shoulda, been a great ballplayer but alas D.C. didn't want it bad enough.  Delacroix, do you want it? Bad enough to kill for it?  Do you want it that much.
no!!!  just meet the guy.  that's all i'm asking.  look, i'll even let you choose your own musical director.  you can have that.	In the immortal words of Derrick Coleman, WHOOOPDEEDAMNDOO!!!
that's exactly my point.  has he even directed actors before in anything?	No!!!  Just meet the guy.  That's all I'm asking.  Look, I'll even let you choose your own musical director.  You can have that.
if spielburg can direct "the color purple" and "amistad", our whiz kid can direct the mantan pilot.	That's exactly my point.  Has he even directed actors before in anything?
what are his qualifications besides being a white male and directing a hot new sexy freaky madonna video?	If Spielburg can direct "The Color Purple" and "Amistad", our whiz kid can direct the Mantan pilot.
probably nuthin', but that's why it's such a sexy way to go. sometimes an outsider has a fresh new outlook, a different unique perspective.  a black director, y'know what he's gonna do given the subject matter?  with this kid, the possibilities are endless.	What are his qualifications besides being a white male and directing a hot new sexy freaky Madonna video?
besides, what does he know about negroes?	Probably nuthin', but that's why it's such a sexy way to go. Sometimes an outsider has a fresh new outlook, a different unique perspective.  A black director, y'know what he's gonna do given the subject matter?  With this kid, the possibilities are endless.
i just want you to meet him.  keep an open mind.	Besides, what does he know about Negroes?
you're telling me some white boy is gonna direct this pilot?	I just want you to meet him.  Keep an open mind.
i want a hot, young white director. maybe the kid, that pheenom who just did that hot new sexy madonna video.	You're telling me some white boy is gonna direct this pilot?
i was hoping to perhaps direct some episodes myself, if not the pilot soon after.	I want a hot, young white director. Maybe the kid, that pheenom who just did that hot new sexy Madonna video.
to hire someone solely on their ethnicity, gender or religion is not right.  it's un-american.  i will hire someone who is most qualified for this particular job.	I was hoping to perhaps direct some episodes myself, if not the pilot soon after.
i strongly feel that a negro should direct this.  this kind of satire is a high wire act in a gale storm. one misstep and we're doing "amos and andy."  only a negro will have the sensitivity and cultural awareness to navigate this dangerous terrain.	To hire someone solely on their ethnicity, gender or religion is not right.  It's un-American.  I will hire someone who is most qualified for this particular job.
we think so.	Sleep 'n Eat, what do you do?
that'swhati'mtalkin''bout. that'swhati'mtalkin''bout!  he's off the hiz-hook!	We think so.
i don't know about that plantation angle.	What are you talkin' 'bout?  It's the move.  Stay wid me now.  We're movin' fast.  What does everybody else think about this?
and every week these alabama porch monkeys will make us cry, make us laugh, make us look at our own humanity.  make us feel good to be alive.	I don't know about that plantation angle.
ya first bad move.  projects been done.  that's one of the problems now, everything, movies, tv, are set in the urban jungle, da hood. that's so tired.  mantan's millennium minstrel show should be set on a plantation.  in alabama.	And every week these Alabama porch monkeys will make us cry, make us laugh, make us look at our own humanity.  Make us feel good to be alive.
in the projects.  like eddie murphy's "the pj's."	Ya first bad move.  Projects been done.  That's one of the problems now, everything, movies, TV, are set in the urban jungle, da hood. That's so tired.  Mantan's Millennium Minstrel Show should be set on a plantation.  In Alabama.
we gonna hit 'em wid da bomb dickey on dis' one.  what's the setting?	In the projects.  Like Eddie Murphy's "The PJ's."
do we have characters?  how about honeycutt, snowflake, rastus, nigger, jim, sambo, jungle bunny, and how could we forget aunt jemima.	We gonna hit 'em wid da BOMB DICKEY on dis' one.  What's the setting?
who are the other characters?	Do we have characters?  How about Honeycutt, Snowflake, Rastus, Nigger, Jim, Sambo, Jungle Bunny, and how could we forget Aunt Jemima.
mantan right here is a gifted hoofer.  he has educated feet.	Who are the other characters?
so what.  we would just give the naacp a donation that would be the end of that.  no such thing as bad publicity.  so what.  earlier you said singing and dancing.	Mantan right here is a gifted hoofer.  He has educated feet.
negroes would be in an uproar.	So what.  We would just give the NAACP a donation that would be the end of that.  No such thing as bad publicity.  So what.  Earlier you said singing and dancing.
let'em try.  i will kill to make this happen.	Negroes would be in an uproar.
protest finally forced "amos and andy" off the air.  could stop us from ever getting on.	Let'em try.  I will kill to make this happen.
this could be bigger than "amos and andy."	Protest finally forced "Amos and Andy" off the air.  Could stop us from ever getting on.
yep, you guessed it.	This could be bigger than "Amos and Andy."
and sleep 'n eat is his comical sidekick?	Yep, you guessed it.
mantan is an uneducated negro who always by some stroke of unbelievable stupidity makes his best laid plans go haywire.	And Sleep 'n Eat is his comical sidekick?
exactly!	Mantan is an uneducated Negro who always by some stroke of unbelievable stupidity makes his best laid plans go haywire.
ignorant, dullwitted, lazy, and unlucky.	Exactly!
what are there character traits?	Ignorant, dullwitted, lazy, and unlucky.
every week we follow the trials and tribulations of two real coons - mantan and sleep 'n eat.  the dusky duo.	What are there character traits?
i want you take it there.  all the way to the edge and back.	Every week we follow the trials and tribulations of two real coons - Mantan and Sleep 'n Eat.  The Dusky Duo.
mantan and sleep 'n eat.  two real coons.  i know we're way out there but it's satire.	I want you take it there.  All the way to the edge and back.
that's a great handle.	Mantan and Sleep 'n Eat.  Two real coons.  I know we're way out there but it's satire.
i don't know if whoopi is the way to go.	Are these our two stars, sitting here in front of my nose?  Which one is Mantan again?
don't worry about that, that's my department.  now who do we cast? we need a star.  can whoopi sing or dance?	I don't know if Whoopi is the way to go.
it will take a lot of courage and backbone on the part of the cns to get this on the air.  in fact, i would understand fully if the subject matter is deemed too risque, too controversial.	Don't worry about that, that's my department.  Now who do we cast? We need a star.  Can Whoopi sing or dance?
i'm feelin' dis'!	It will take a lot of courage and backbone on the part of the CNS to get this on the air.  In fact, I would understand fully if the subject matter is deemed too risque, too controversial.
i'm lovin' it.  you know how i know? because i'm getting a boner, my johnson is hard, no disrespect my sister.	I'm feelin' dis'!
it is called: mantan - the new millennium minstrel show.	I'm lovin' it.  You know how I know? Because I'm getting a boner, my Johnson is hard, no disrespect my sister.
the name of the show?	It is called: MANTAN - THE NEW MILLENNIUM MINSTREL SHOW.
so let's take this great form, this very american tradition of entertainment into the 21st century, into the new millennium.	The name of the show?
word!!!	So let's take this great form, this very American tradition of entertainment into the 21st century, into the new millennium.
i know you're familiar with minstrel shows.  they came about at the turn of the 19th century.  it was a variety show in which the talent was in blackface - singing, dancing, telling jokes, doing skits. dunwitty, i ask you when was the last time there was a good variety show on the air.  carol burnett? heehaw?	Word!!!
go on.  good so far.	I know you're familiar with minstrel shows.  They came about at the turn of the 19th century.  It was a variety show in which the talent was in blackface - singing, dancing, telling jokes, doing skits. Dunwitty, I ask you when was the last time there was a good variety show on the air.  Carol Burnett? HeeHaw?
i've done a lot of soul searching and once again you are right.  in my previous work it's been all surface, superficial.  i have never really dug deep.  not anymore.  as mark twain fully understood satire is the way.  race has always been a hot button in this country's history and it needs to be pushed harder.  if we are ever to live side by side in peace and harmony. it's about promoting racial healing.	Go on.  Good so far.
i'm wid it.	I've done a lot of soul searching and once again you are right.  In my previous work it's been all surface, superficial.  I have never really dug deep.  Not anymore.  As Mark Twain fully understood satire is the way.  Race has always been a hot button in this country's history and it needs to be pushed harder.  If we are ever to live side by side in peace and harmony. It's about promoting racial healing.
we're all happy to be here and i'm going to paint a picture for you.	I'm wid it.
delacroix, i'm glad you got your mind right.	It's right and tight.  Good morning, let me introduce you to everybody. You know my assistant, Sloan.
what is it you want from me?  some plantation follies?  some sitcom that takes place on a watermelon patch?  some show that follows four nigger generations of junkies and crackheads?  you want me to go back to the ante bellum days?	Yes!  Yes!  Yes!  I want a show that will make headlines, that will have millions and millions of households tuned in, glued to their televisions every week.  I want advertisers dying to buy on this show.  I'm gonna squeeze this show out of you if it kills you.
you will or you'll be back at bet so quick you'll never know what hit you.  i need a mid-season replacement and pronto.  it will be on the fast track.	What is it you want from me?  Some plantation follies?  Some sitcom that takes place on a watermelon patch?  Some show that follows four nigger generations of junkies and crackheads?  You want me to go back to the ante bellum days?
i'm not sure if i can deliver what you want.	You will or you'll be back at BET so quick you'll never know what hit you.  I need a mid-season replacement and pronto.  It will be on the fast track.
that's exactly what i think.  i want you to create something that people want to see.  let's be honest, the majority of the people in the country are deaf, dumb and blind and i'm including 35 million african-americans.  you know and i know "niggers" set the trend, set the styles.  this is a golden opportunity now.  these idiots have to be led to the water.	I'm not sure if I can deliver what you want.
i'm an oreo, a sell out?  because i don't aspire to do homeboys from out of space, secret diary of desmond pfeiffer, a pj's or some as you might put it, some "nigger" show?  i'm a tom?  i'm whiter than white and you're blacker than black? is that what you think?	That's exactly what I think.  I want you to create something that people want to see.  Let's be honest, the majority of the people in the country are deaf, dumb and blind and I'm including 35 million African-Americans.  You know and I know "niggers" set the trend, set the styles.  This is a golden opportunity now.  These idiots have to be led to the water.
you got your head stuck up your ass with your harvard education and your pretentious ways.  brother man, i'm blacker than you.  i'm keepin' it real and you're frontin', trying to be white.	I'm an oreo, a sell out?  Because I don't aspire to do HOMEBOYS FROM OUT OF SPACE, SECRET DIARY OF DESMOND PFEIFFER, A PJ's or some as you might put it, some "nigger" show?  I'm a Tom?  I'm whiter than white and you're blacker than black? Is that what you think?
i've never been given a fair shot.	You got your head stuck up your ass with your Harvard education and your pretentious ways.  Brother man, I'm blacker than you.  I'm keepin' it real and you're frontin', trying to be white.
delacroix, wake up, brother man. the reason why they didn't get picked up was because nobody - and i mean nobody - niggers and crackers alike wants to see that junk.	I've never been given a fair shot.
...to white?  i still feel all of my scripts would make good shows.	Delacroix, wake up, brother man. The reason why they didn't get picked up was because nobody - and I mean NOBODY - niggers and crackers alike wants to see that junk.
the middle class black family moves into a white suburban enclave.  the middle class black family moves into a small southern town that is run by the kkk.  the middle class single black father raises his teenage daughter.  the middle class single black father raises his teenage daughter.  the middle class single black mother raises her teenage son.  and so on and so forth.  it's too clean, too antiseptic...	...to white?  I still feel all of my scripts would make good shows.
i'm telling you it's not.	The middle class black family moves into a white suburban enclave.  The middle class black family moves into a small Southern town that is run by the KKK.  The middle class single black father raises his teenage daughter.  The middle class single black father raises his teenage daughter.  The middle class single black mother raises her teenage son.  And so on and so forth.  It's too clean, too antiseptic...
i don't agree.  the negro middle class does exist, and it's rich material for a dramatic series or sitcom.	I'm telling you it's not.
the material you've been creating is too white bread.  white people with black faces.  the huxtable's, cosby, revolutionary.  but that's dead.  we can't go down that road again.	I don't agree.  The Negro middle class does exist, and it's rich material for a dramatic series or sitcom.
i would prefer you not use that word in my presence.	NIGGER.  NIGGER.  NIGGER.  NIGGER.
i understand black culture.  i grew up around black people all my life. if the truth be told i probably know "niggers" better than you, monsieur delacroix.  please don't get offended by my use of the quote-unquote n word.  i got a black wife and three bi-racial children, so i feel i have a right to use that word.  i don't give a damn what spike says, tarantino is right.  nigger is just a word.  if dirty ole bastard can use it every other word so can i.	I would prefer you not use that word in my presence.
forget it.  i believe you're my most creative person i've got on staff.  you're hip.  you know what's happening.  i got some corny white boys and girls writing for me.	I understand Black culture.  I grew up around black people all my life. If the truth be told I probably know "niggers" better than you, Monsieur Delacroix.  Please don't get offended by my use of the quote-unquote N word.  I got a black wife and three bi-racial children, so I feel I have a right to use that word.  I don't give a damn what Spike says, Tarantino is right.  Nigger is just a word.  If Dirty Ole Bastard can use it every other word so can I.
i understand.  but again, in all honesty i was not informed.	Forget it.  I believe you're my most creative person I've got on staff.  You're hip.  You know what's happening.  I got some corny white boys and girls writing for me.
i'm sorry about my blowup but i have to have a whipping boy every meeting.	I understand.  But again, in all honesty I was not informed.
do you know what c.p. time is?	C.P. Time is Colored People's Time. The stereotypical belief that Negroes are always late.  That Negroes have no sense of time - time except when it comes to music or dance.
so are you telling me everyone knew about this get-together except you?	I wasn't told about this until Marie informed me as soon as I got off the elevator.
four minutes ago.	So are you telling me everyone knew about this get-together except you?
i didn't find out about this very important staff meeting until...	Four minutes ago.
do you know how much information can be dispensed in one minute alone?	I didn't find out about this very important staff meeting until...
i'm sorry i'm late.	Do you know how much information can be dispensed in one minute alone?
...exactly thirty-two minutes ago.	I'm sorry I'm late.
i love you too, daddy.	Always keep 'em laughing.
baby, you treat me so good. peerless, you're a good son, i love you.  you never gave me no trouble.	I love you too, Daddy.
let's get him over to the bed.	Baby, you treat me so good. Peerless, you're a good son, I love you.  You never gave me no trouble.
i didn't mean that, in life.	In life?  I'ma keep on living, having a good drink, got me a good young woman, make a couple of dollars and make people laugh. Haven't I always tol' you all nigga's are entertainers?  The question is what are you gonna do, Peerless?
three nights charleston, south carolina.	I didn't mean that, in life.
where do you go from here?	Three nights Charleston, South Carolina.
the truth is never let them seeya sweat.  you do that, that's half the battle.	Where do you go from here?
nuthin' i can't handle.	The truth is never let them seeya sweat.  You do that, that's half the battle.
dem white boys giving you a hard time?	Nuthin' I can't handle.
the same old, same old.  trying to get my stuff through.	Dem white boys giving you a hard time?
enough about me, what's happening with you?	The same old, same old.  Trying to get my stuff through.
all i know is what happened to me. all that other mess i just file into the "life's too short" category.	Enough about me, what's happening with you?
another one of your conspiracies to hold ya career back?	All I know is what happened to me. All that other mess I just file into the "life's too short" category.
that's the only reason, period. they only want one certain kind of black comic.	Another one of your conspiracies to hold ya career back?
daddy, it can't be just because of that.  there had to be other factors.	That's the only reason, period. They only want one certain kind of black comic.
because i had too much pride.  too much integrity.  i wouldn't lick nobody's butt.  some material i refused to do.	Daddy, it can't be just because of that.  There had to be other factors.
that's what i'm askin'.	Because I had too much pride.  Too much integrity.  I wouldn't lick nobody's butt.  Some material I refused to do.
how did i end up at the third rate chittlin' circuit greasy hole in the wall in west hell, virginny? is that what you're asking ya daddy?	That's what I'm askin'.
how did you end up here?	How did I end up at the third rate chittlin' circuit greasy hole in the wall in West Hell, Virginny? Is that what you're asking ya Daddy?
i did.  i'm not an alcoholic.  i just like to drink.	How did you end up here?
i thought you had promised mommy you stopped.	I did.  I'm not an alcoholic.  I just like to drink.
purely for medicinal purposes.	I thought you had promised Mommy you stopped.
my game is still strong.  no viagra for me, don't need no chemicals. just my tonic.	Purely for medicinal purposes.
daddy, she's younger than me.	My game is still strong.  No Viagra for me, don't need no chemicals. Just my tonic.
good woman.  i trained her right.	Daddy, she's younger than me.
pull up a chair.  oh, excuse me, this is my lady dot.	Pleased to meet you.
it's been a long time.	Pull up a chair.  Oh, excuse me, this is my lady DOT.
son.  good to seeya.  good to seeya.	It's been a long time.
it's me, peerless.	Son.  Good to seeya.  Good to seeya.
go away, unless you got my money.	It's me, Peerless.
i want to speak with you.	Go away, unless you got my money.
what do you want?	I want to speak with you.
he never showed it.	He did the best way he knew how, Junebug is stubborn just like you.
your father is proud of you.	He never showed it.
don't tell him it's from me or he won't take it.	Your father is proud of you.
i was a hostess at this club, your daddy was performing and i had never laughed so hard in my life. he asked me to come with him.  i quit my job and we've been together ever since.	Don't tell him it's from me or he won't take it.
so what's up with you?	I was a hostess at this club, your Daddy was performing and I had never laughed so hard in my life. He asked me to come with him.  I quit my job and we've been together ever since.
the drinking is for the pain.  it doesn't kill it, just dulls it.	So what's up with you?
so he drank himself into a stuper?	The drinking is for the pain.  It doesn't kill it, just dulls it.
not that often.  he was excited to see you.	So he drank himself into a stuper?
how long has my father been like this?	Not that often.  He was excited to see you.
glad to meet you, too.  you are all your father talks about.	Is that so?
i told you but you wouldn't listen. you never listened to me.	Give me the gun.
don't make me have to use this.	I didn't think this was in your studies at NYU.
dela, kiss my big black ass.	And that's how you got me in the first place.
otherwise.  i trust you know the difference.  you're an intelligent woman, finished at nyu.	DeLa, kiss my big black ass.
work related or otherwise?	Otherwise.  I trust you know the difference.  You're an intelligent woman, finished at NYU.
the first and only time.  a big mistake.  i'm gonna have to ask you not to see mantan anymore.	Work related or otherwise?
that was a mistake, but i don't regret it.	The first and only time.  A big mistake.  I'm gonna have to ask you not to see Mantan anymore.
that's why it will be so much fun.	That was a mistake, but I don't regret it.
this is crazy.	That's why it will be so much fun.
you can talk all that mumbo jumbo if you want to but your hands are much bloody.  i know where i made my big mistake.  i have a general rule, never get involved romantically with somebody crazier than you.	This is crazy.
that which has been hidden in darkness is now in the light.  this bucket of blood.	You can talk all that mumbo jumbo if you want to but your hands are much bloody.  I know where I made my big mistake.  I have a general rule, never get involved romantically with somebody crazier than you.
light?	That which has been hidden in darkness is now in the light.  This bucket of blood.
dela, you should try it sometime. come into the light.	Light?
do you have to be so damn forthright?	DeLa, you should try it sometime. Come into the light.
i can't lie to him.  if he asks me something, i tell him what i think.	Do you have to be so damn forthright?
dunwitty and i feel you've been getting too close to him, getting his mind all messed up.	I can't lie to him.  If he asks me something, I tell him what I think.
please don't go there.	Dunwitty and I feel you've been getting too close to him, getting his mind all messed up.
oh, is he?  you getting jiggy with mantan?	Please don't go there.
he's just playing big brother.	Oh, is he?  You getting jiggy with Mantan?
that crazy brother of yours doesn't think so.	He's just playing big brother.
you're the one that put us together. we're friends.	That crazy brother of yours doesn't think so.
how long have you and hambone been hangin' out?	You're the one that put us together. We're friends.
i don't want to hear it.	How long have you and Hambone been hangin' out?
why'd you do that?	I don't want to hear it.
how so?	To me, it shows part of our history in this country, a time when we were considered inferior, sub-human.
it's all good.  you got a hit show, you're gonna need a bank.  plus, i love these old black collectibles.	How so?
is that good or bad?	It's all good.  You got a hit show, you're gonna need a bank.  Plus, I love these old black collectibles.
i thought it was appropiate.	Is that good or bad?
thanks.	I thought it was appropiate.
this is authentic, not a repro, circa turn of the century.	Thanks.
the jolly nigger bank.	This is authentic, not a repro, circa turn of the century.
for what?	No matter what you think, you did come up with something unique. Open it.
a gift.	For what?
what is this?	A gift.
a small victory isn't that small when you've been use to losing.	What is this?
so you have your small victory, now what?	A small victory isn't that small when you've been use to losing.
what would their reaction be?  i hadn't the foggiest.	Everybody shut up.
who's side are you on?	I'm sorry, I can't help it.  It's too funny.
i want to apologize about my brother and the mau-mau's.  i should not have imposed them on you.	C'mon.  You were only doing what family is supposed to be doing for family.  You gave your brother a shot.  That's all anybody can ask for, an opportunity, a chance, a shot.  He got his.
same here.	The pleasure is mine.
what do you want me to say?	Just don't lie to me.
we both lied to him.	What do you want me to say?
let's leave the man in peace so he can get ready.	We both lied to him.
your life will never be the same.	Let's leave the man in peace so he can get ready.
just want to say good luck.	Break a leg.
you've said that already.	I'm gonna slit my wrists.  Cut my throat.  For the love of Joseph.
which one is your brother?	The big one.
this is the group i was telling you about.	Which one is your brother?
hello.	I've never worked with any of you and you've never worked with me so we'll be starting from scratch. I'm a fair person, a straight shooter and I don't hold my tongue. Everybody up in here should know I had nothing to do with you being hired.
good morning, for those of you who don't know me, i'm pierre delacroix. i'm running things and this here is my assistant sloan hopkins.	Hello.
i wouldn't bet against it.  my negroidal ass is stuck between the proverbial rock and a hard place.	Like I said, all this for some twisted, distorted sense of principal.  Dunwitty, he just tolerates your Negroidal ass, he doesn't respect it.
what's the chances of mantan being picked up?	I wouldn't bet against it.  My Negroidal ass is stuck between the proverbial rock and a hard place.
even if money wasn't an issue, dunwitty will still go ahead without me and that could be more dangerous.	What's the chances of MANTAN being picked up?
it was the principle.  dunwitty had to be enlightened.  i was making a point.  i take pride in my work. plus, i already told you i wasn't gonna walk away from my money.	Fuck da money.  Why do through all this effort?  Why?  Are you looking for love from Dunwitty?  For respect?  Dunwitty and his likes don't give a goddamn about you.  So now what are you gonna do?
why did you even come up with that shit if you didn't want it made?	It was the principle.  Dunwitty had to be enlightened.  I was making a point.  I take pride in my work. Plus, I already told you I wasn't gonna walk away from my money.
my problem is mantan the new millenium minstrel show.	Why did you even come up with that shit if you didn't want it made?
what is your problem?	My problem is MANTAN THE NEW MILLENIUM MINSTREL SHOW.
you okay?	I feel like somebody hit me upside da head with a sledgehammer.
hello.	This is Cheeba.
maybe something happened to them. maybe they're lying in an alley bleed to death.	Manray better not be bleeding to death.  I need him.  After we're done he can do whatever he wants to do, until then, he's ours.
can't you just quit?  walk away?	And lose out on my money?  The only way I get paid is if I get fired. And that's what I intend to do.
good.  i'm going to need your support.	Can't you just quit?  Walk away?
i'm in till the end.	Good.  I'm going to need your support.
you getting cold feet?	I'm in till the end.
sounds risky to me.	You getting cold feet?
the point being that him, the networks don't want black people on television unless they are buffoons.	Sounds risky to me.
what point is that?	The point being that him, the networks don't want Black people on television unless they are buffoons.
dunwitty wants a coon show.  and that's what i'm going to give him, it's going to be so racist, so negative, he won't have the balls to put it on the air.  hence i'll prove my point.	What point is that?
you lost me.	Dunwitty wants a Coon show.  And that's what I'm going to give him, it's going to be so racist, so negative, he won't have the balls to put it on the air.  Hence I'll prove my point.
not yet, but this thing will never get made.	You lost me.
do you know how you will use him?	Not yet, but this thing will never get made.
manray was under our nose the whole time.	Do you know how you will use him?
how can this be?  you and me at the same time, the exact same thought. it's scary.	The idea was out there in the universe.  Now what?
it hit me like a ton of bricks.	How can this be?  You and me at the same time, the exact same thought. It's scary.
how did you know?	It hit me like a ton of bricks.
manray!	How did you know?
manray!	Manray!
what good are you if you don't tell me stuff like this?	It wasn't my fault.  If I would have known, I would have known.
nobody told me anything.	What good are you if you don't tell me stuff like this?
why didn't you tell me about this staff meeting?	Nobody told me anything.
how was it?	Why didn't you tell me about this staff meeting?
david, i appreciate your comments. anybody got an ideas?  everybody just talk out loud.	I've always liked the format of Rowan and Martin's "LAUGH-IN."
this thing was rigged, the deck was stacked, the fix was in.  could don king be near?  good thing sloan had my back.  she's my rock.  this was going to be a whole lot of work.	David, I appreciate your comments. Anybody got an ideas?  Everybody just talk out loud.
i perfectly understand where you're coming from.  as a minority i can relate to your struggle also.  but i think you should give us all a chance.  we want this pilot to be successful just as much as you. please don't be so quick to judge us based only on our whiteness.	Oh, is that what I'm doing?
hi, mona.	I perfectly understand where you're coming from.  As a minority I can relate to your struggle also.  But I think you should give us all a chance.  We want this pilot to be successful just as much as you. Please don't be so quick to judge us based only on our whiteness.
he, i'm mona.	Hi, Mona.
yes, your name?	He, I'm Mona.
my name is manray, goddamnit.	Kook and the Gang, it's Manray. Let's do the taping.  You go back to your dressing room, get dressed and blacken up.
mantan, we got a show to tape.	My name is Manray, goddamnit.
i don't believe it.	Do I have to spell it out for you? In fact, go ask Sloan yourself.
let me ask you a question, if i may. how do you think she got the job in the first place?  i don't mean to burst your bubble, mantan the marvelous, but sloan is an opportunity.	I don't believe it.
sloan is the hardest working person i've ever met.	Let me ask you a question, if I may. How do you think she got the job in the first place?  I don't mean to burst your bubble, Mantan the Marvelous, but Sloan is an opportunity.
oh, is it?  buddy boy, in this business if people don't produce, they get fired.	Sloan is the hardest working person I've ever met.
what you did is dead wrong.	Oh, is it?  Buddy boy, in this business if people don't produce, they get fired.
you shouldn't even be mad at me over sloan.	What you did is dead wrong.
yeah.	And now is definitely not the time to bitch up.
you've made it from the guttermost to the uppermost.  don't you know you should never let them see you sweat.  y'knowwhati'msayin'?	Yeah.
yo, dela, they tried to lynch my black ass up in dat piece.	You've made it from the guttermost to the uppermost.  Don't you know you should never let them see you sweat.  Y'knowwhatI'msayin'?
you getting scared because some people don't like what you are doing?	Yo, DeLa, they tried to lynch my black ass up in dat piece.
no.	You getting scared because some people don't like what you are doing?
what are you?  a man or a mouse? are you a punk?  punking out on me?	No.
hope the same thing doesn't happen to me.  that's some big shoes to fill.	In time.
no joke.  serious.	Hope the same thing doesn't happen to me.  That's some big shoes to fill.
same thing giuliani said.	Tomorrow it will be all about cruelty to animals or some sex scandal.  Besides, there is no such thing as bad publicity.
this is nothing.  it will blow over by tomorrow.	Same thing Giuliani said.
you sound like the media.	This is nothing.  It will blow over by tomorrow.
so they can be on tv.	You sound like the media.
not nervous?  relaxed?	Sloan, will you take your boss out of here so I can get ready.
i feel fine.	Not nervous?  Relaxed?
you feel good, not nervous?	I feel fine.
naw.  i'll take the zero.	You feel good, not nervous?
can i kiss you too?	Naw.  I'll take the zero.
now i'm privileged?!  why?  because i didn't grow up on food stamps and welfare?  because i didn't call home a cardboard box?  no, i never ever went to bed hungry and i'm proud of it, too.  whoever told you that living in poverty earns you somekind of badge of honor flat out lied to you.	The point I'm trying to make is that this is a blessing.  It's going to be fun doing this show and we should all look at it that way.
that's the way it came out.  let me ask you one question.  have you ever been in want, in need your entire privileged life?	Now I'm privileged?!  Why?  Because I didn't grow up on food stamps and welfare?  Because I didn't call home a cardboard box?  No, I never ever went to bed hungry and I'm proud of it, too.  Whoever told you that living in poverty earns you somekind of badge of honor flat out lied to you.
i didn't mean it to sound like that.	That's the way it came out.  Let me ask you one question.  Have you ever been in want, in need your entire privileged life?
pressure?  dela, you don't know what the hell real pressure is. sheeett!!!  this is lightstuff. now when you scramblin' out on the street in da january winter and the hawk is talkin' to you with no money and no prospects of money anytime soon, now that there is some pressure.	I didn't mean it to sound like that.
i'm happy for all of us.  it's just we have a great responsibility now. the pressure is on.	Pressure?  DeLa, you don't know what the hell real pressure is. SHEEETT!!!  This is lightstuff. Now when you scramblin' out on the street in da January winter and the hawk is talkin' to you with NO money and NO prospects of money anytime soon, now that there is some pressure.
i won't forget.  when are you coming up here to see your mother?	Soon.
if and when he calls, please don't forget to ask him if he's seen mantan.	I won't forget.  When are you coming up here to see your mother?
you know how your daddy is.	If and when he calls, please don't forget to ask him if he's seen Mantan.
not at all?	You know how your Daddy is.
no.	Not at all?
yes i have, very hard.  has daddy called?	No.
of course i'm happy for you. you've worked very hard for your success.	Yes I have, very hard.  Has Daddy called?
you going to attack me too.  the show is a hit.  aren't you happy for me?	Of course I'm happy for you. You've worked very hard for your success.
i'm doing okay.  been reading about your show, it's all over everywhere. i watched it's all over everywhere. i watched it once.  i thought you said there would be no buffoonery.	You going to attack me too.  The show is a hit.  Aren't you happy for me?
c'mon, mommy.  daddy hasn't been impressed with anything i've ever done.  from winning my fifth grade spelling bee to the present.	Peerless, last time, go see your father.
even more reason to see him.  he'll be overjoyed with your success.	C'mon, Mommy.  Daddy hasn't been impressed with anything I've ever done.  From winning my fifth grade Spelling Bee to the present.
it's gonna be hard for me to get away with the show taking off.	Even more reason to see him.  He'll be overjoyed with your success.
regardless, he still is your father.	It's gonna be hard for me to get away with the show taking off.
i don't even know why you're still concerned over him.  daddy's not with you.	Regardless, he still is your father.
richmond is not all the way down south.	I don't even know why you're still concerned over him.  Daddy's not with you.
i can't go all the way down south.	Richmond is not all the way down south.
he's performing at some place outside of richmond, virginia.	I can't go all the way down south.
where is he?	He's performing at some place outside of Richmond, Virginia.
yes he did.	Where is he?
he said that?	Yes he did.
he wants you to come and see him.	He said that?
peerless, your father called.	I'll be right over.
please let me know when you hear from daddy, get a number or something.	I will.  And good luck with your show.  I hope it's a huge success. You've worked very hard.  You deserve it.
peerless, i didn't raise a buffoon. we have enough of those on television already.	Please let me know when you hear from Daddy, get a number or something.
to answer your question, there are a lot of negroes in it and what is your definition of buffoons?	Peerless, I didn't raise a buffoon. We have enough of those on television already.
i guess he's still on the road. what kind of show is this?  are they some negroes in it without being buffoons?	To answer your question, there are a lot of Negroes in it and what is your definition of buffoons?
i know what's on my birth certificate.  you heard from daddy?	I guess he's still on the road. What kind of show is this?  Are they some Negroes in it without being buffoons?
son, peerless is your name.  now you might be one of these hollywood types, change your name and all that but peerless dothan is on your birth certificate.	I know what's on my birth certificate.  You heard from Daddy?
mommy, please don't call me that.	Son, Peerless is your name.  Now you might be one of these Hollywood types, change your name and all that but Peerless Dothan is on your birth certificate.
if at first it's not what you want, just work that much harder, peerless.	Mommy, please don't call me that.
it was.  it is.  but this is a different kind of show.	If at first it's not what you want, just work that much harder, Peerless.
that's wonderful.  isn't that what you always wanted, a show of your own?	It was.  It is.  But this is a different kind of show.
can't beat it with a hammer.  well, since you asked, it looks like i may have a new show, a pilot being shot.	That's wonderful.  Isn't that what you always wanted, a show of your own?
how's the food?	Can't beat it with a hammer.  Well, since you asked, it looks like I may have a new show, a pilot being shot.
i said no such thing.  all i said is that something must be wrong.	How's the food?
c'mon, mommy, don't start with that i'm an ungrateful son stuff.	I said no such thing.  All I said is that something must be wrong.
you hear me talkin' to you.  the only time you come up here when something is wrong.	C'mon, Mommy, don't start with that I'm an ungrateful son stuff.
it looks delicious.	You hear me talkin' to you.  The only time you come up here when something is wrong.
you must think i'm some kind of fool.	It looks delicious.
good luck, jukka.  do a good show.	Thank you very much.  I always try my best.
then will you teach me what i need to know.  maybe we learn from each other, if that's possible, no?	This is a travesty.  A debacle.
this is a tv show, not a music video.	Then will you teach me what I need to know.  Maybe we learn from each other, if that's possible, no?
my visual style is very erotic, sexy, how do you say - hot?	This is a TV show, not a music video.
how did you get this gig?	My visual style is very erotic, sexy, how do you say - hot?
thank you for correcting my ignorance.  i'm looking forward to working side by side with you.  i feel we make a good team.	How did you get this gig?
well before there was black or african american, there were negroes.  i'm a negro.	Thank you for correcting my ignorance.  I'm looking forward to working side by side with you.  I feel we make a good team.
ahhh!!!  i never heard of that term before.  i thought you were black of african-american.  no?	Well before there was BLACK or AFRICAN AMERICAN, there were NEGROES.  I'M A NEGRO.
did you just ask me what's a negro? i'm a negro!!!	Ahhh!!!  I never heard of that term before.  I thought you were BLACK of African-American.  No?
a fiasco.  a disaster.  a boondoggle. an abomination.	Did you just ask me what's a Negro? I'M A NEGRO!!!
what's a negro.	A fiasco.  A disaster.  A boondoggle. An abomination.
yes, i know.  jukka, have you ever seen a negro person before?  even had a real conversation with a real negro before?	What's a Negro.
you know, finlandia vodka?  yes?	Yes, I know.  Jukka, have you ever seen a Negro person before?  Even had a real conversation with a real Negro before?
finland.	You know, Finlandia vodka?  Yes?
helsinki, which is the capital of finland.	Finland.
where are you from?	Helsinki, which is the capital of Finland.
nice to meet you.  if you don't mind me asking you - how old are you?	I just turned twenty.
yes you!	This show was created, conceived by you, a non-threatening African- American male.  Voila.  End of argument.  It can't be racist because you're black.
let myrna finish.	Thank you.  And always smile.
the mantan manifesto.  catchy ain't it?  number one.  we gainfully employ african americans, in front of and behind the cameras.  two. let the audience decide.  three. who put these critics in charge? these so-called cultural police? four.  who determines what is black? five.  mantan is a satire.  six. if they can't take a joke, "f" 'em.	We all stick to this, it's smooth sailing.
myrna is here to help us plan our strategy.	The best defense is offense.
i know all of you have seen the overnight ratings.  through the roof.  but in this game you gotta be one, two, three steps ahead.  i introduce you to myrna goldfarb. she's the best media consultant in the biz.	First, I would like to say I love the show.  It's very courageous. My parents marched in Selma, Alabama with Dr. King.
i think that would probably make you the happiest.  when i'm hoofing, i mean really doing my thing, hitting it, nothing compares to that feeling in the world.	I envy you.  That's the way I want to feel about my work.
why do you say that?  you've never seen me.	I think that would probably make you the happiest.  When I'm hoofing, I mean really doing my thing, hitting it, nothing compares to that feeling in the world.
you're welcome.  you shouldn't give up on performing.	Why do you say that?  You've never seen me.
if that was suppose to be a compliment, i thank you.	You're welcome.  You shouldn't give up on performing.
i'm sure that was the only thing he was impressed with.  you look beautiful like that.	If that was suppose to be a compliment, I thank you.
no, we're not knocking boots.  i got this internship while i still was at nyu, dela was impressed with my get up and go and hired me to be his assistant.	I'm sure that was the only thing he was impressed with.  You look beautiful like that.
are you and him kicking it? knocking boots. y'knowwhati'mtalkin'bout.	No, we're not knocking boots.  I got this internship while I still was at NYU, DeLa was impressed with my get up and go and hired me to be his assistant.
what do you mean?	Are you and him kicking it? Knocking boots. Y'knowwhatI'mtalkin'bout.
so what's up with you and dela?	What do you mean?
a little.  i just graduated from nyu film school.  cinema studies.	So what's up with you and DeLa?
you sing and dance?	A little.  I just graduated from NYU film school.  Cinema studies.
i wish i had your natural talent. god only makes that visit once in a while.	You sing and dance?
not a class, not a thing, just picked stuff up by myself.	I wish I had your natural talent. God only makes that visit once in a while.
you've never had any formal training, either?	Not a class, not a thing, just picked stuff up by myself.
i never had a really real pair before.	You've never had any formal training, either?
i don't know what a retort is, but it's simple.  mantan - the new millennium minstrel show is universal.  it's not just for negroes in compton or 125th in harlem.  this is america.  our ancestors helped build this country, we got a right, just like everybody else.  i'm not gonna box myself in. this show makes people think, and they're laughing at the same time.	I admit, that's a very hard thing to do.  Quickly let's go to the phones before we pay the bills and hear from our proud sponsors, DA BOMB.  125% PURE PLEASURE MALT LIQUOR.  IT MAKES YOU WANNA GET YA FREAK ON AND TIMMI HILLNIGGER. 125% AUTHENTIC GIT-TOE GEAR WHEN YOU WANT TO BE GIT-TOED FABULOUS.
don't you feel that is a simplistic retort?	I don't know what a retort is, but it's simple.  Mantan - The New Millennium Minstrel Show is UNIVERSAL.  It's not just for Negroes in Compton or 125th in Harlem.  This is America.  Our ancestors helped build this country, we got a right, just like everybody else.  I'm not gonna box myself in. This show makes people think, and they're laughing at the same time.
no if you go with the flow, tavis. that's what a lot of negroes don't understand.  protesting isn't gonna do a damn thing.  if people don't like our satire in our number one hit show then don't watch it.  or better yet write your own show.  do it better.	Don't you feel that is a simplistic retort?
is it inevitable that the game plays you?	No if you go with the flow, Tavis. That's what a lot of Negroes don't understand.  Protesting isn't gonna do a damn thing.  If people don't like our satire in our number one hit show then don't watch it.  Or better yet write your own show.  Do it better.
money makes the world go round.  it ain't no joke being poor.  i know whati'mtalkin''bout. y'knowwhati'msayin'?  i've lived on the street.  i've been homeless. i've learned how to play the game, work the game, be in the game.	Is it inevitable that the game plays you?
money and nothing else?	Money makes the world go round.  It ain't no joke being poor.  I know whatI'mtalkin''bout. Y'knowwhatI'msayin'?  I've lived on the street.  I've been homeless. I've learned how to play the game, work the game, be in the game.
yo, tavis, check it out.  this is the two-one, the 21st century and it's all about the money.  like my man mase says, "it's all about the benjamins."	Money and nothing else?
let's jump right into it.  your show has sparked a world of controversy, provoked a tone of dialogue.  how do you see all of this?	Yo, Tavis, check it out.  This is the two-one, the 21st century and it's all about the money.  Like my man Mase says, "it's all about the Benjamins."
i'm more comfortable around my people.	Let's jump right into it.  Your show has sparked a world of controversy, provoked a tone of dialogue.  How do you see all of this?
before we begin, i want to thank you for coming on my show for your first television interview.  you could have chosen mike wallace, barbara walters, jane pauley, whatnot but you're here.	I'm more comfortable around my people.
tavis, thank you for having me.	Before we begin, I want to thank you for coming on my show for your first television interview.  You could have chosen Mike Wallace, Barbara Walters, Jane Pauley, whatnot but you're here.
our guest tonight is the extraordinary, talented performer, mantan.  thanks for coming in.	Tavis, thank you for having me.
i feel a song a comin' on.	A song a comin' I feel.
sleep 'n eat, i was my wife's husband and grandchild at one and the same time.  and lo' and behold, as the husband of a person's grandmother is his grandfather, i mantan, became my own grandfather.	Mantan, dat sho' is a whopper.
years ago i married a widow who had a grown-up daughter.  my daddy visited us often, fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her. thusly he became my son-in-law and my stepdaughter became my mother because she was my father's wife. soon after dis my wife gave birth to a son, which of course was my father's brother in-law and my uncle, for he was the brother of my step-mother.  my father's wife also became the mother of a son.  he was of course my brother and also my grandchild for he was the son of my daughter.  accordingly, my wife was my grandmother because she was my mother's mother.	Sleep 'N Eat, I was my wife's husband and grandchild at one and the same time.  And lo' and behold, as the husband of a person's grandmother is his grandfather, I Mantan, became my own grandfather.
well, i'll be an alabama porch monkey's uncle.	Years ago I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter.  My daddy visited us often, fell in love with my stepdaughter and married her. Thusly he became my son-in-law and my stepdaughter became my mother because she was my father's wife. Soon after dis my wife gave birth to a son, which of course was my father's brother in-law and my uncle, for he was the brother of my step-mother.  My father's wife also became the mother of a son.  He was of course my brother and also my grandchild for he was the son of my daughter.  Accordingly, my wife was my grandmother because she was my mother's mother.
i don't know who i am.	Well, I'll be an Alabama porch monkey's uncle.
how be dat?	I don't know who I am.
dat's yo uncle ben.  that reminds me, i've seen a lot of troubles lately.	How be dat?
ain't jemima on the pancake box?	Dat's yo Uncle Ben.  That reminds me, I've seen a lot of troubles lately.
hold on, you allegorical hypothesis. don't cross words with me.	Ain't Jemima on the pancake box?
mantan, it is possible that my hyphenated sentences are entirely too complex for all the intellect contained in that diminutive coconut?	Hold on, you allegorical hypothesis. Don't cross words with me.
sleep 'n eat, what's the matter with you?  using all dose ten dollar words?	Mantan, it is possible that my hyphenated sentences are entirely too complex for all the intellect contained in that diminutive coconut?
you expect the unexpected in circumstances of that peculiarity.	Sleep 'N Eat, what's the matter with you?  Using all dose ten dollar words?
i slept too near where i fell out.	You expect the unexpected in circumstances of that peculiarity.
you slept too near where you got in?	I slept too near where I fell out.
i fell out of my bed last night.	You slept too near where you got in?
...like grits and butter...	...like fried and chicken...
...like macaroni and cheese...	...like grits and butter...
that's what i like about you and me. we git along...	...like macaroni and cheese...
...perfect...	That's what I like about you and me. We git along...
...too late, maybe around...	...perfect...
...then what about...	...too late, maybe around...
...too early...	...then what about...
around...	...too early...
so when are you comin' to pick us up?	Around...
...not that time...	So when are you comin' to pick us up?
...i heard different, thought that was...	...not that time...
...yes she did.	...I heard different, thought that was...
...no, she didn't...	...yes she did.
oh, because on our first date, she let me...	...no, she didn't...
no.  that's her second cousin. who's married to li'l bit.	Oh, because on our first date, she let me...
i heard ya lady is wild.	No.  That's her second cousin. Who's married to Li'l Bit.
we should go out on a double date.	I heard ya lady is wild.
i'll buy her a less expensive dress, so i can have some money left over to take her out to dinner.	We should go out on a double date.
...aconite get it dat cheap.	I'll buy her a less expensive dress, so I can have some money left over to take her out to dinner.
...dat's too much money.  i can't 'ford it.  i needs me a dress that cost no mo' than...	...aconite get it dat cheap.
...that was vicki, her best friend. dat dress will cast ya round...	...dat's too much money.  I can't 'ford it.  I needs me a dress that cost no mo' than...
i thought you got rid of...	...that was Vicki, her best friend. Dat dress will cast ya round...
not for me, my woolly headed cotton pickin' friend for...	I thought you got rid of...
that'll work.  i just bought one for myself.	Not for me, my woolly headed cotton pickin' friend for...
...to big.  the in-between one, not too tight, not too lose.	That'll work.  I just bought one for myself.
mantan, way too short, too tight. get her one of dose...	...to big.  The in-between one, not too tight, not too lose.
sleep 'n eat, one of dem slinky, sexy, little foxy...	Mantan, way too short, too tight. Get her one of dose...
too bad.  how 'bout a dress?	Sleep 'N Eat, one of dem slinky, sexy, little foxy...
she hates dem.	Too bad.  How 'bout a dress?
no, not that.  how 'bout...	She hates dem.
tomorrow is her birthday and i want to get her something really nice, like a...	No, not that.  How 'bout...
oh her.	Tomorrow is her birthday and I want to get her something really nice, like a...
not her, the one with the little...	Oh her.
the one with da big...	Not her, the one with the little...
y'know my lady lucindy?	The one with da big...
you tellin' the truth.	Go to your windows and yell out, scream with all the life you can muster up inside your assaulted, bruised and battered bodies.  I'M SICK AND TIRED OF NIGGERS AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!
cousins, i want all of you to go to your windows.  go to your windows and yell.  yell, i'm tired of the drugs, the crack babies born out of wedlock to crackhead aids infested parents.  i'm tired of the inflated welfare rolls while good wholesome americans bring less and less of their paycheck home every two weeks. i'm tired, you're tired, we're all tired of these so-called bible- thumping god fearing, whore mongling professional athletes.  aren't you tired of these basketball-dunking, football-running, hop-hip rapping ebonic-speaking sex offenders who got ten kids from ten different ho's?  i know i am and so is sleep 'n eat.	You tellin' the truth.
well, thank you mistuh sleep 'n eat.	Give or cousins some of dem educated feets.
tell 'em what you mean mistuh mantan.	Well, thank you Mistuh Sleep 'N Eat.
no mo' "city slickers."  ahh, can't you smell the sweet aroma of the ripe watermelons and high cotton?	Tell 'em what you mean Mistuh Mantan.
our alabamy home.  now we're getting countrified.  we is bama's.	No mo' "city slickers."  Ahh, can't you smell the sweet aroma of the ripe watermelons and high cotton?
to come back to our roots.	Our Alabamy Home.  Now we're getting countrified.  We is Bama's.
...the big apple, new york, new york.	To come back to our roots.
we both left the hustle and bustle of uptown, harlem...	...the big apple, New York, New York.
this is my best friend sleep 'n eat.	And this is my very best friend Mantan.
you can go now.	I wuz leaving anyway, for good.
i know i won't be your puppet.	You can go now.
why don't you answer?	I know I won't be your puppet.
don't try to change to the subject.	Why don't you answer?
forget about me, are you a puppet for dela?	Don't try to change to the subject.
so you say.  sloan, you wuz gonna use me up just like you used dela? work it to the top.  i never imagined people in this biz could flip on you like "ihop."  i'm damn happy dela fired ya ass.	Forget about me, are you a puppet for DeLa?
that's ancient history.  that has nothing to do with you and i.	So you say.  Sloan, you wuz gonna use me up just like you used Dela? Work it to the top.  I never imagined people in this biz could flip on you like "IHOP."  I'm damn happy DeLa fired ya ass.
aw, c'mon.	That's ancient history.  That has nothing to do with you and I.
we did it one time, only once.  it had nothing to do with the job, it was stupid.  everything i've got i've earned.	Aw, c'mon.
did you ever sleep with dela?	We did it one time, only once.  It had nothing to do with the job, it was stupid.  Everything I've got I've earned.
say what, manray?	Did you ever sleep with DeLa?
oh, you gonna make me say it.	Say what, Manray?
just ask me what you want to know.	Oh, you gonna make me say it.
stop playing me sloan.	Just ask me what you want to know.
and what?	Stop playing me Sloan.
and?	And what?
after my internship expired, dela was impressed and offered me a position as his assistant.	And?
you leave something out?	After my internship expired, Dela was impressed and offered me a position as his assistant.
worked my black ass off, first as an intern, then worked my way up to this position.	You leave something out?
how did you get this gig?	Worked my black ass off, first as an intern, then worked my way up to this position.
what?	You look beautiful like that.
y'know what?	What?
i'll be down front.  you better start putting your face on.	Y'know what?
you're sure this is a good idea.	My people love me.
for what?  he left.  not me.	You're sure this is a good idea.
why don't you call him?	For what?  He left.  Not me.
i just don't want you and cheeba to get hurt.	We can look out for ourselves.
why all of a sudden are you flippin' on me?  this blackface thing was part of the deal from the git-go. don't even try to play it like you ain't a part of all this.  you down with delacroix.	I just don't want you and Cheeba to get hurt.
bert williams and the rest, they had to black up.  they had no choice.  they were considered 3/5ths of a human being.  did you know that's written in the constitution of the united states?	Why all of a sudden are you flippin' on me?  This blackface thing was part of the deal from the git-go. Don't even try to play it like you ain't a part of all this.  You down with Delacroix.
maybe i need to do a lot of things.	Bert Williams and the rest, they had to black up.  They had no choice.  They were considered 3/5ths of a human being.  Did you know that's written in the Constitution of the United States?
maybe you need to start.	Maybe I need to do a lot of things.
never read a book in my whole life.	Maybe you need to start.
you don't read, do you?	Never read a book in my whole life.
no, before my time.	You don't read, do you?
y'know, at the beginnin' of the century, african-american had to perform in blackface.  you ever heard of bert williams?  he was a great artist.	No, before my time.
gots no intention of ending up broke.	Y'know, at the beginnin' of the century, African-American had to perform in blackface.  You ever heard of Bert Williams?  He was a great artist.
i hope you save a little somethin' somethin'.	Gots no intention of ending up broke.
just a little something' somethin'.	I hope you save a little somethin' somethin'.
oh you do, huh?	Just a little something' somethin'.
sloan, i got it like 'dat.	Oh you do, huh?
this is a nice place.  it must have cost a pretty penny.	Sloan, I got it like 'dat.
what else?	Are you trying to rap to me?
i'm an asthmatic.  been one all my life.  can't go anywhere without an inhaler.	What else?
the good stuff.	I'm an asthmatic.  Been one all my life.  Can't go anywhere without an inhaler.
what do you want to know?	The good stuff.
so what's up with you?	What do you want to know?
a lot?	Enough.
people show their happiness in a lot of different ways.	Well, homeboy, looks like he's at a funeral.
is your mother not afraid on account of the highwayman to let one so young as you travel?	Not at all, sir.  I have a pair of good pistols that have already done execution, and are ready to do it again.
that is none of your business.	Is your mother not afraid on account of the highwayman to let one so young as you travel?
where are you bound for?	That is none of your business.
good morning.	Where are you bound for?
good day to you, young sir.	Good morning.
ten, sir, and make them short ones, do you hear, captain grogan?	Don't bully, Mr. Best.  Here are the pistols.  God bless you, my boy; and when I count three, fire.
there's nothing else for it.  take your ground, grogan -- twelve paces, i suppose?	Ten, sir, and make them short ones, do you hear, Captain Grogan?
i'm not afraid of highwaymen.  my man is armed, and so am i.	You know the use of arms very well, Best, and no one can doubt your courage; but Michael and I will see you home for all that.
both of us ride home with best here.	I'm not afraid of highwaymen.  My man is armed, and so am I.
and, i'll tell you what, mr. dugan, i've been insulted grossly in this house.  i ain't at all satisfied with these here ways of going on. i'm an englishman, i am, and a man of property; and i -- i --	If you're insulted, and not satisfied, remember there's two of us, Best.
pooh!  pooh!  best, you are joking.	I never was more in earnest.
it's not the english way, for ladies to have two lovers, and, so, mr. dugan, i'll thank you to pay me the sum you owe me, and i resign all claims to this young lady.  if she has a fancy for school-boys, let her take 'em, sir.	Pooh!  Pooh!  Best, you are joking.
well, well!  what is it?  we'll make you used to our ways, or adopt english ones.	It's not the English way, for ladies to have two lovers, and, so, Mr. Dugan, I'll thank you to pay me the sum you owe me, and I resign all claims to this young lady.  If she has a fancy for school-boys, let her take 'em, sir.
i'll tell you what it is, mr. dugan. i have had enough of miss dugan here and your irish ways.  i ain't used to 'em, sir.	Well, well!  What is it?  We'll make you used to our ways, or adopt English ones.
hoity-toity!  john best, what's the matter here?	I'll tell you what it is, Mr. Dugan. I have had enough of Miss Dugan here and your Irish ways.  I ain't used to 'em, sir.
and his baggage?	Oh!  That will be sent after him.  I have a fancy to look into that red box which contains his papers, you say; and at noon, after parade, shall be at the inn.  You will not say a word to any one there regarding the affair, and will wait for me at the Chevalier's rooms until my arrival.  We must force that box.  You are a clumsy hound, or you would have got the key long ago.
you say he drives after breakfast and before dinner.  when he comes out to his carriage a couple of gendarmes will mount the box, and the coachman will get his orders to move on.	And his baggage?
has he sent the challenge yet?	Not yet, but I believe he intends to.
what are the chevalier's intentions?	I am not sure.  The Prince told him quite clearly that if he wished to have the money, he would have to fight for it.
only a very little, as soldiers do.	I had thought you more expert.  You must find out if the Chevalier cheats.  He sees the English and Austrian envoys continually, and the young men of either ministry sup repeatedly at his house.  Find out what they talk of, for how much each plays, especially if any of them play on parole.  If you are able to, read his private letters, though about those which go to the post, you need not trouble yourself -- we look at them there.  But never see him write a note without finding out to whom it goes, and by what channel or messenger.  He sleeps with the keys of his dispatch-box with a string around his neck -- twenty frederics, if you get an impression of the keys.
you are a hungarian; you served in the army, and left on account of weakness in the loins.  he gambles a great deal, and wins.  do you know the cards well?	Only a very little, as soldiers do.
what is the service, sir?	There is lately come to Berlin a gentleman in the service of the Empress Queen, who calls himself the Chevalier de Belle Fast, and wears the red riband and star of the pope's order of the Spur.  He is made for good society, polished, obliging, a libertine, without prejudices, fond of women, of good food, of high play, prudent and discreet.
your loyalty to me and your service to the regiment has pleased me very well -- and now there is another occasion on which you may make yourself useful to us; if you succeed, depend on it, your reward will be your discharge from the army, and a bounty of 100 guineas.	What is the service, sir?
the captain was the nephew and heir of the minister of police, herr galgenstein, a relationship which, no doubt, aided in the younger gentlemen's promotion.	Your loyalty to me and your service to the regiment has pleased me very well -- and now there is another occasion on which you may make yourself useful to us; if you succeed, depend on it, your reward will be your discharge from the army, and a bounty of 100 guineas.
how do you do, sir?	The captain was the nephew and heir of the Minister of Police, Herr Galgenstein, a relationship which, no doubt, aided in the younger gentlemen's promotion.
good morning, private james.  please come in.  i should like you to meet my uncle, herr minister of police galgenstein.	How do you do, sir?
it's a lie!  you're a deserter! you're an impostor, sir; your lies and folly have confirmed this to me. you pretend to carry dispatches to a general who has been dead these ten months; you have an uncle who is an ambassador and whose name you don't know.  will you join and take the bounty, sir, or will you be given up?	Neither!
sir, i'm a british officer.	It's a lie!  You're a deserter! You're an impostor, sir; Your lies and folly have confirmed this to me. You pretend to carry dispatches to a general who has been dead these ten months; you have an uncle who is an ambassador and whose name you don't know.  Will you join and take the bounty, sir, or will you be given up?
i have acted as i think fit.	Sir, I'm a British officer.
upon my word, sir, i think you have acted very coolly.	I have acted as I think fit.
it was my joke.  i was tired, and did not care to go farther.  there's not prettier woman here than that. if she won't suit your fancy, my friend, then you must wait awhile.	Upon my word, sir, I think you have acted very coolly.
where's the beauty you promised me?	It was my joke.  I was tired, and did not care to go farther.  There's not prettier woman here than that. If she won't suit your fancy, my friend, then you must wait awhile.
the place seems more a farm than an inn-yard.	The people are great farmers, as well as inn-keepers.
ah!  you sly rogue, i see that will influence you.	The place seems more a farm than an inn-yard.
do you want to see the loveliest woman in europe?	Ah!  You sly rogue, I see that will influence you.
this may be a very good inn for germany, but it would not pass in old ireland.  corbach is only a league off, let us push on for corbach.	Do you want to see the loveliest woman in Europe?
this is a very good inn.  shall we stop for dinner?	This may be a very good inn for Germany, but it would not pass in old Ireland.  Corbach is only a league off, let us push on for Corbach.
o'grady.	Oh, yes, of course, Ambassador O'Grady...
what is your uncle's name?	O'Grady.
my companion treated me with great civility, and asked me a thousand questions about england, which i answered as best i might.  but this best, i am bound to say, was bad enough.  i knew nothing about england, and i invented a thousand stories which i told him; described the king and the ministers to him, said the british ambassador in berlin was my uncle, and promised my acquaintance a letter of recommendation to him.	What is your uncle's name?
the coward!	He has paid off your uncle's mortgage.  He gave Dorothy a coach- and-six.  That coward of a fellow has been making of your uncle's family.  Faith, the business was well done.  Your cousins, Michael and Harry, never let him out of their sight, though he was for deserting to England, until the marriage was completed, and the happy couple off on their road to Dublin.  Are you in want of cash, my boy?  You may draw upon me, for I got a couple of hundred out of Master Best for my share and, while they last, you shall never want.
no, the very same one, my boy.  he recovered from his wound.  the ball you hit him with was not likely to hurt him.  it was only made of tow. do you think the dugans would let you kill fifteen hundred a-year out of the family?  the plan of the duel was all arranged in order to get you out of the way, for the cowardly englishman could never be brought to marry from fear of you.  but hit him you certainly did, roderick, and with a fine thick plugget of tow, and the fellow was so frightened that he was an hour in coming to. we told your mother the story afterwards, and a pretty scene she made.	The coward!
mrs. john best!  was there another mr. john best?!	No, the very same one, my boy.  He recovered from his wound.  The ball you hit him with was not likely to hurt him.  It was only made of tow. Do you think the Dugans would let you kill fifteen hundred a-year out of the family?  The plan of the duel was all arranged in order to get you out of the way, for the cowardly Englishman could never be brought to marry from fear of you.  But hit him you certainly did, Roderick, and with a fine thick plugget of tow, and the fellow was so frightened that he was an hour in coming to. We told your mother the story afterwards, and a pretty scene she made.
she took on so at your going away that she was obliged to console herself with a husband.  she is now mrs. john best.	Mrs. John Best!  Was there another Mr. John Best?!
good heavens!  whatever?  has she died of grief?	She took on so at your going away that she was obliged to console herself with a husband.  She is now Mrs. John Best.
there's only six miss dugans now... poor dorothy.	Good heavens!  Whatever?  Has she died of grief?
is miss dugan well?	There's only six Miss Dugans now... poor Dorothy.
i see you are thinking of a certain young lady at duganstown.	Is Miss Dugan well?
we must write to her today, and you can tell her that you are safe and married to "brown bess."	I see you are thinking of a certain young lady at Duganstown.
i suppose she addressed them to me in my real name, by which i never thought to ask for them at the post office.	We must write to her today, and you can tell her that you are safe and married to "Brown Bess."
i had news of you in dublin.  faith, you've begun early, like your father's son, but i think you could not do better than as you have done. but why did you not write home to your poor mother?  she has sent half-a-dozen letters to you in dublin.	I suppose she addressed them to me in my real name, by which I never thought to ask for them at the post office.
grogan gave me a wink of recognition, but offered no public token of acquaintance and it was not until two days afterwards that he called me into his quarters, and then, shaking hands with me cordially, gave me news which i wanted, of my family.	I had news of you in Dublin.  Faith, you've begun early, like your father's son, but I think you could not do better than as you have done. But why did you not write home to your poor mother?  She has sent half-a-dozen letters to you in Dublin.
look here, roderick, my boy; this is silly business.  the girl will marry best, mark my words; and as sure as she does, you'll forget her.  you are but a boy.  best is willing to consider you as such.  dublin's a fine place, and if you have a mind to take a ride thither and see the town for a month, here are twenty guineas at your service.  make best an apology, and be off.	A man of honor dies, but never apologizes.  I'll see the captain hanged before I apologize.
not against castle dugan gate, that has been off the hinges these ten years.	It must have been some other gate.
but swords are today impossible; captain best is -- is lame.  he knocked his knee against the swinging park gate last night, as he was riding home, and can scarce move it now.	Not against Castle Dugan gate, that has been off the hinges these ten years.
i'll match any man with the sword.	But swords are today impossible; Captain Best is -- is lame.  He knocked his knee against the swinging park gate last night, as he was riding home, and can scarce move it now.
oh, it's with pistols we fight.  you are no match for best with the sword.	I'll match any man with the sword.
i hope to spoil this sport, and trust to see this sword of mine in that big bully's body.	Oh, it's with pistols we fight.  You are no match for Best with the sword.
i am harry james' son, and will act as becomes my name and quality.	I hope to spoil this sport, and trust to see this sword of mine in that big bully's body.
and now you risk the same fate.  if you are killed, your mother is all alone in the world.	I am Harry James' son, and will act as becomes my name and quality.
it was with this sword that my late father, harry james, god rest his soul, met sir huddelstone fuddelstone, the hampshire baronet, and was fatally run through the neck.  he was quite in the wrong, having insulted lady fuddelstone, when in liquor, at the brentford assembly.  but, like a gentleman, he scorned to apologize.	And now you risk the same fate.  If you are killed, your mother is all alone in the world.
that's a very handsome sword you have there.	It was with this sword that my late father, Harry James, God rest his soul, met Sir Huddelstone Fuddelstone, the Hampshire baronet, and was fatally run through the neck.  He was quite in the wrong, having insulted Lady Fuddelstone, when in liquor, at the Brentford Assembly.  But, like a gentleman, he scorned to apologize.
my mare is saddled and ready; who's the captain's second?	Your cousins go out with him.
the meeting is arranged.  captain best is waiting for you now.	My mare is saddled and ready; who's the captain's second?
have you taken my message to him?	The meeting is arranged.  Captain Best is waiting for you now.
he'll give the better mark.  i am not afraid of him.	In faith, I believe you are not; for a lad I never saw more game in my life.  Give me a kiss, my dear boy. You're after my own soul.  As long as Jack Grogan lives, you shall never want a friend or a second.
well, if it must be, it must.  for a young fellow, you are the most bloodthirsty i ever saw.  no officer, bearing his majesty's commission, can receive a glass of wine on his nose, without resenting it -- fight you must, and best is a huge, strong fellow.	He'll give the better mark.  I am not afraid of him.
mark this, come what will of it, i swear i will fight the man who pretends to the hand of dorothy dugan.  i'll follow him if it's into the church, and meet him there. i'll have his blood, or he shall have mine.  will you take my message to him, and arrange the meeting?	Well, if it must be, it must.  For a young fellow, you are the most bloodthirsty I ever saw.  No officer, bearing His Majesty's commission, can receive a glass of wine on his nose, without resenting it -- fight you must, and Best is a huge, strong fellow.
and this is the return you make for his kindness!  didn't he harbor you in his house when your father died, and hasn't he given you and your mother, rent-free, your fine house of jamesville yonder?	Mark this, come what will of it, I swear I will fight the man who pretends to the hand of Dorothy Dugan.  I'll follow him if it's into the church, and meet him there. I'll have his blood, or he shall have mine.  Will you take my message to him, and arrange the meeting?
and so i am.	And this is the return you make for his kindness!  Didn't he harbor you in his house when your father died, and hasn't he given you and your mother, rent-free, your fine house of Jamesville yonder?
a pretty day's work of it you have made, master roderick.  knowing your uncle to be distressed for money, and try and break off a match which will bring fifteen hundred a-year into the family?  best has promised to pay off the four thousand pounds which is bothering your uncle so. he takes a girl without a penny -- a girl that has been flinging herself at the head of every man in these parts these ten years past, and missing them all, and a boy who ought to be attached to your uncle as to your father.	And so I am.
dorothy might love me or not, as she likes, but best will have to fight me before he marries her!	Faith, I think you are a lad that's likely to keep your word.
this is a pretty way to recommend yourself to the family.	The man that marries Dorothy Dugan must first kill me -- do you mind that?
repeat the words again, and i run you through the body.	Tut, tut!  I can play at fencing as well as you, Mr. Roderick James. Ah!  You change color, do you?  Your secret is known, is it?  You come like a viper into the bosom of innocent families; you represent yourself as the heir to my friends the O'Higgins of Castle O'Higgins; I introduce you to the nobility and gentry of this methropolis; I take you to my tradesmen, who give you credit.  I accept your note for near two hundred pounds, and what do I find?  A fraud.
you're an impostor, young man, a schemer, a deceiver!	Repeat the words again, and I run you through the body.
sirrah!  sirrah, i am as good a gentleman as any in ireland!	You're an impostor, young man, a schemer, a deceiver!
whom have i been harboring in my house?  who are you, sirrah?	Sirrah!  Sirrah, I am as good a gentleman as any in Ireland!
ah -- i see.  no, i'm afraid mine are the o'higgins of watertown.	I have heard of them.
oh, i am thinking of the o'higgins of redmondstown.  general o'higgins was a close friend of my wife's dear father, colonel granby somerset.	Ah -- I see.  No, I'm afraid mine are the O'Higgins of Watertown.
which o'higgins do you know?  for i have never heard your name mentioned in my family.	Oh, I am thinking of the O'Higgins of Redmondstown.  General O'Higgins was a close friend of my wife's dear father, Colonel Granby Somerset.
mr. o'higgins, we are in your debt, and rest assured, sir, you have friends in this house whenever you are in dublin.  mister o'higgins, i wonder if i know your good father?	Which O'Higgins do you know?  For I have never heard your name mentioned in my family.
i am only sorry that i was unable to prevent the villain from carrying off all her ladyship's money and pearls.	Mr. O'Higgins, we are in your debt, and rest assured, sir, you have friends in this house whenever you are in Dublin.  Mister O'Higgins, I wonder if I know your good father?
mr. o'higgins, i cannot say how grateful i am for your timely assistance to my wife.	I am only sorry that I was unable to prevent the villain from carrying off all her ladyship's money and pearls.
your grace, if i am so tame as to take this, then i must give up an honorable and lucrative occupation.	I have said all there is to be said. I am at your disposal for whatever purposes you wish.  Good night.
chevalier, if you will have your money now, you must fight for it. if you will be patient, maybe i will pay you something another time.	Your Grace, if I am so tame as to take this, then I must give up an honorable and lucrative occupation.
your grace owes me seventy thousand frederics, which i have honorably won.	Chevalier, if you will have your money now, you must fight for it. If you will be patient, maybe I will pay you something another time.
i don't know.	Your Grace owes me seventy thousand frederics, which I have honorably won.
i deny your grace's accusations, and beg you to say how you have been cheated?	I don't know.
chevalier, though i cannot say how, i believe you have cheated me.	I deny your Grace's accusations, and beg you to say how you have been cheated?
i have no luggage.	The gentleman has nothing contraband.
all europe shall hear of this!	As you please.
your honor must lower his voice.	All Europe shall hear of this!
ten thousand?  but the scoundrel owes me seventy thousand.	Your honor must lower his voice.
i have orders to gag your honor if you cry out, and to give you this purse containing ten thousand frederics if you do not.	Ten thousand?  But the scoundrel owes me seventy thousand.
it is shameful -- infamous!  i insist upon being put down at the austrian ambassador's house.	I have orders to gag your honor if you cry out, and to give you this purse containing ten thousand frederics if you do not.
you are going to drive to the frontier.	It is shameful -- infamous!  I insist upon being put down at the Austrian ambassador's house.
good gracious!  what is this?	You are going to drive to the frontier.
i will let down the steps for your honor.	Good gracious!  What is this?
where is my rascal, lazlo?	I will let down the steps for your honor.
certain?	Perfectly certain, because I shall make him tremble.
i risk nothing, for i am certain to kill him.	Certain?
to risk one's life against such people is an imposition.	I risk nothing, for I am certain to kill him.
it is distasteful to kill a scoundrel -- that should be work for a hangman.	To risk one's life against such people is an imposition.
when the duke of courland brought fourteen lackeys each with bags of florins, and challenged our bank to play against the sealed bags, what did we ask?	Sir, we have but eighty thousand florins in bank, or two hundred thousand at three months; if your highness' bags do not contain more than eight thousand, we will meet you.
gentlemen, i wish you a good day. will you please go to the house from whence we set out this morning, and tell my man there to send my baggage on to three kings at dresden?	Then ordering fresh horses, the Chevalier set off on his journey for that capital.  I need not tell you that I was the Chevalier.
make your mind easy, you shall not be left behind, i warrant you.  do take a last look at your barracks, make your mind easy, say a farewell to your friends in berlin.  the dear souls, how they will weep when they hear you are out of the country, and, out of it, you shall go.	But how, sir?
but, if they send you away, then what is to become of me?	Make your mind easy, you shall not be left behind, I warrant you.  Do take a last look at your barracks, make your mind easy, say a farewell to your friends in Berlin.  The dear souls, how they will weep when they hear you are out of the country, and, out of it, you shall go.
i have faced that problem before.	But, if they send you away, then what is to become of me?
i believe they will deport you.	I have faced that problem before.
have no fear.  it will come out well for me.	I believe they will deport you.
but they will prevent a meeting at whatever the cost.	Have no fear.  It will come out well for me.
i can play as soldiers do, but have no great skill.	We will practice in the mornings, my boy, and I'll put you up to a thing or two worth knowing.
the cards are now my only livelihood.  sometimes i am in luck, and then i lay out my money in these trinkets you see.  it's property, look you, and the only way i have found of keeping a little about me. when the luck goes against me, why, my dear, my diamonds go to the pawnbrokers and i wear paste.  do you understand the cards?	I can play as soldiers do, but have no great skill.
and i think he was as much affected as i was at thus finding one of his kindred; for he, too, was an exile from home, and a friendly voice, a look, brought the old country back to his memory again, and the old days of his boyhood.	I'd give five years of my life to see the old country again, the greenfields, and the river, and the old round tower, and the burying place.
who else can give me information about you?	Only the agency of servants.
no one, sir.  before that i served in the army but had to leave due to weakness of the loins.	Who else can give me information about you?
for whom else have you worked?	No one, sir.  Before that I served in the army but had to leave due to weakness of the loins.
herr seebach was a very kind employer.	For whom else have you worked?
you come highly recommended by herr seebach.	Herr Seebach was a very kind employer.
yes, sir.	You come highly recommended by Herr Seebach.
your name is lazlo zilagyi?	Yes, sir.
yes, sir.  here is my letter.	Your name is Lazlo Zilagyi?
you are the young man who m. de seebach recommended?	Yes, sir.  Here is my letter.
that is a trifle strong.	Take to your legs, low Irish dog.
very well; but a man who yields takes to his legs.	That is a trifle strong.
on the instant.  everyone must yield to such a nobleman as you.	Very well; but a man who yields takes to his legs.
then you yield to me.	On the instant.  Everyone must yield to such a nobleman as you.
very well!  now that i know it, i will no longer love her.	Then you yield to me.
perfectly so; and what is more, i will tell you that i love her, and that i am not of a humor to put up with rivals.	Very well!  Now that I know it, I will no longer love her.
certainly, monseigneur, does not your excellency consider her worthy of love?	Perfectly so; and what is more, I will tell you that I love her, and that I am not of a humor to put up with rivals.
i entered here, monsieur, at a bad moment for you; it seems that you love this lady.	Certainly, monseigneur, does not Your Excellency consider her worthy of love?
lady cosgrove, you are an old fool.	Old fool!
my lady cosgrove's relationship with me was a singular one.  her life was passed in a series of crack-brained sort of alternation between love and hatred for me.  we would quarrel for a fortnight, then we should be friends for a month together sometimes.  one day, i was joking her, and asking her whether she would take the water again, whether she had found another lover, and so forth.  she suddenly burst out into tears, and, after a while, said to me:	Roderick, you know well enough that I have never loved but you!  Was I ever so wretched that a kind word from you did not make me happy? Ever so angry, but the least offer of good-will on your part did not bring me to your side?  Did I not give a sufficient proof of my affection for you in bestowing one of the finest fortunes of England upon you?  Have I repined or rebuked you for the way you have wasted it? No, I loved you too much and too fondly; I have always loved you. From the first moment I saw you, I saw your bad qualities, and trembled at your violence; but I could not help loving you.  I married you, though I knew I was sealing my own fate in doing so, and in spite of reason and duty.  What sacrifice do you want from me?  I am ready to make any, so you will but love me, or, if not, that at least, you will gently us me.
as soon as i saw you loved me, i was pleased, and i gave you every opportunity to fall more in love with me, being certain that, for my part, i would never love you.  but after our first kiss, i found that i had no power over myself.  i did not know that one kiss could matter so much.	We then spent an hour in the most eloquent silence except that, from time to time, her ladyship cried out:  "Oh, my God.  Is it true -- I am not dreaming?"
let me give a thousand kisses to that heavenly mouth which has told me that i am happy.	As soon as I saw you loved me, I was pleased, and I gave you every opportunity to fall more in love with me, being certain that, for my part, I would never love you.  But after our first kiss, I found that I had no power over myself.  I did not know that one kiss could matter so much.
without you, my dearest, i might have died without ever knowing love. inexpressible love!  god of nature! bitterness than which nothing is sweeter, sweetness than which nothing is more bitter.  divine monster which can only be defined by paradoxes.	Let me give a thousand kisses to that heavenly mouth which has told me that I am happy.
shall i tell you something -- i believed what was called love came after the union -- and i was surprised when my husband, making me a woman, made me know it only by pain, unaccompanied by any pleasure. i saw that my imaginings had stood me in better stead.  and so we became only friends, seldom sleeping together and arousing no curiosity in each other, yet on good terms for a while, as whenever he wanted me, i was at his service, but since the offering was not seasoned with love, he found it tasteless, and seldom demanded it.	O, my dearest love.  Enough!  I beg you.  Stop believing in your experience.  You have never known love.  My very soul is leaving me! Catch it on your lips, and give me yours!
sir william cosgrove is a man who is dying, and yet i envy him more than any man in christendom.  he enjoys a privilege of which i am deprived. he may take you in his arms whenever he pleases, and no veil keeps his senses, his eyes, his soul from enjoying your beauty.	Shall I tell you something -- I believed what was called love came after the union -- and I was surprised when my husband, making me a woman, made me know it only by pain, unaccompanied by any pleasure. I saw that my imaginings had stood me in better stead.  And so we became only friends, seldom sleeping together and arousing no curiosity in each other, yet on good terms for a while, as whenever he wanted me, I was at his service, but since the offering was not seasoned with love, he found it tasteless, and seldom demanded it.
my husband has convinced me of the contrary.	Sir William Cosgrove is a man who is dying, and yet I envy him more than any man in Christendom.  He enjoys a privilege of which I am deprived. He may take you in his arms whenever he pleases, and no veil keeps his senses, his eyes, his soul from enjoying your beauty.
let us give each other complete happiness, and let us be sure that as many times as we satisfy our desires, they will each time be born anew.	My husband has convinced me of the contrary.
our abstinence makes our love immortal.  if i loved you a quarter of an hour ago, now i should love you even more.  but i should love you less if you exhausted my joy by satisfying all my desires.	Let us give each other complete happiness, and let us be sure that as many times as we satisfy our desires, they will each time be born anew.
i know better than you do.  love wants a more substantial fare, and if it is stubbornly withheld, it withers away.	Our abstinence makes our love immortal.  If I loved you a quarter of an hour ago, now I should love you even more.  But I should love you less if you exhausted my joy by satisfying all my desires.
always, my dear one, never any further.  love is a child to be pacified with trifles.  a full diet can only kill it.	I know better than you do.  Love wants a more substantial fare, and if it is stubbornly withheld, it withers away.
will we always leave it at this?	Always, my dear one, never any further.  Love is a child to be pacified with trifles.  A full diet can only kill it.
i ask only a payment on account today -- after that, you will find me undemanding, obedient and discreet.	Will we always leave it at this?
poor man.  and, for that reason, you want to begin where people end?	I ask only a payment on account today -- after that, you will find me undemanding, obedient and discreet.
yes -- but i am afraid of being deceived.	Poor man.  And, for that reason, you want to begin where people end?
you will do as you please.  it seems to me that such a matter can hardly be discussed until after people know each other.  do you not agree?	Yes -- but I am afraid of being deceived.
then i will respectfully take leave of her.	You will do as you please.  It seems to me that such a matter can hardly be discussed until after people know each other.  Do you not agree?
and if she does not choose to show you some kindness?	Then I will respectfully take leave of her.
with a woman who is completely charming, be she a princess or a woman of the lowest condition, and who, regardless of her rank, will show me some kindness, tonight.	And if she does not choose to show you some kindness?
be so good as to tell me with whom you think you are?	With a woman who is completely charming, be she a princess or a woman of the lowest condition, and who, regardless of her rank, will show me some kindness, tonight.
but you deceive me nonetheless if i believe you, for it will not be in your power to love me when you love me no longer.	Be so good as to tell me with whom you think you are?
deceiving someone without knowing it is something new for me.  if i do not know it, i am innocent.	But you deceive me nonetheless if I believe you, for it will not be in your power to love me when you love me no longer.
the amusing thing is that you deceive me without knowing, if it is true that you love me.	Deceiving someone without knowing it is something new for me.  If I do not know it, I am innocent.
to love you until death.  to subscribe to all your commands.	The amusing thing is that you deceive me without knowing, if it is true that you love me.
to make me wretched in two weeks.	To love you until death.  To subscribe to all your commands.
it is my only object.	To make me wretched in two weeks.
you want my heart?	It is my only object.
by loving you, with no hope of possessing you.	You want my heart?
how so?	By loving you, with no hope of possessing you.
i believe you, and i see i must hasten to leave, for otherwise i shall become the unhappiest of men.	How so?
a man may need to do that, and find it amusing; but a girl is bound by other laws.	I believe you, and I see I must hasten to leave, for otherwise I shall become the unhappiest of men.
i agree; but god put us on earth to take that risk.	A man may need to do that, and find it amusing; but a girl is bound by other laws.
it is only too possible.  love requires a mutual harmony which is difficult, and it is even more difficult to make it last.	I agree; but God put us on earth to take that risk.
that is true, but it seems to me impossible that you should be unhappy in love.	It is only too possible.  Love requires a mutual harmony which is difficult, and it is even more difficult to make it last.
but if, when i love, i am unhappy, i will know that my empty heart was my good fortune.	That is true, but it seems to me impossible that you should be unhappy in love.
it is nonetheless a misfortune, and you will know it when you love.	But if, when I love, I am unhappy, I will know that my empty heart was my good fortune.
your word "empty" makes me laugh. is it fortunate, or unfortunate?  if it is fortunate, i congratulate myself.  if it is unfortunate, i do not care, for i am not aware of it.	It is nonetheless a misfortune, and you will know it when you love.
then you have never loved?  your heart is empty.	Your word "empty" makes me laugh. Is it fortunate, or unfortunate?  If it is fortunate, I congratulate myself.  If it is unfortunate, I do not care, for I am not aware of it.
many worthy of attention; but valuing is something more.  i could value only someone whom i loved.	Then you have never loved?  Your heart is empty.
what!  you have not met a man worthy of your attention?	Many worthy of attention; but valuing is something more.  I could value only someone whom I loved.
that man has, perhaps, not yet been born.	What!  You have not met a man worthy of your attention?
have you not a man whom you value?	That man has, perhaps, not yet been born.
not one.	Have you not a man whom you value?
how can i believe that there is not a man who has inspired desires in you?	Not one.
not even that.	How can I believe that there is not a man who has inspired desires in you?
but, for a time... a passing fancy?	Not even that.
never.	But, for a time... a passing fancy?
have you had one?	Never.
no.	Have you had one?
monster!  your father was a tailor, and you are always thinking of the shop.  but i'll have my revenge, i will!  roddy, will you see me insulted?	Indeed, Miss Dorothy, I intend to have his blood as sure as my name's Roderick.
well, then, i'll tell you what i'd do.  i'd jump daisy into the river, and swim you both across, where no enemy could follow us.	Jump twenty feet!  You wouldn't dare to do any such thing on Daisy. There's the captain's horse, Black George, I've heard say that Captain Bes --
what, with me on the pillion?  would you kill poor me?	Well, then, I'll tell you what I'd do.  I'd jump Daisy into the river, and swim you both across, where no enemy could follow us.
i'd draw my sword, and cut my way through them.	What, with me on the pillion?  Would you kill poor me?
suppose, now, roderick, you, who are such a hero, was passing over the bridge and the enemy on the other side.	I'd draw my sword, and cut my way through them.
but captain best is already known as a valiant soldier, and is famous as a man of fashion in london.  it is mighty well of you to fight farmers' boys, but to fight an englishman is a very different matter.	Suppose, now, Roderick, you, who are such a hero, was passing over the bridge and the enemy on the other side.
if ever i meet him again, you shall see which is the best man of the two.  i'll fight him with sword or with pistol, captain as he is.	But Captain Best is already known as a valiant soldier, and is famous as a man of fashion in London.  It is mighty well of you to fight farmers' boys, but to fight an Englishman is a very different matter.
oh!  i can dance with you any day, and to dance with your own cousin at a ball as if you could find no other partner.  besides, roderick, captain best's a man, and you are only a boy, and you haven't a guinea in the world.	If ever I meet him again, you shall see which is the best man of the two.  I'll fight him with sword or with pistol, captain as he is.
but you refused me, dorothy.	Oh!  I can dance with you any day, and to dance with your own cousin at a ball as if you could find no other partner.  Besides, Roderick, Captain Best's a man, and you are only a boy, and you haven't a guinea in the world.
i don't care a fig for captain best; he dances prettily to be sure, and is a pleasant rattle of a man.  he looks well in his regimentals, too; and if he chose to ask me to dance, how could i refuse him?	But you refused me, Dorothy.
were you obliged to dance five times with captain best, and then stroll out with him into the garden?	I don't care a fig for Captain Best; he dances prettily to be sure, and is a pleasant rattle of a man.  He looks well in his regimentals, too; and if he chose to ask me to dance, how could I refuse him?
i had not been in the room five minutes before i was engaged for every single set.	Were you obliged to dance five times with Captain Best, and then stroll out with him into the garden?
i hate miss clancy, you know i do! and i only danced with her because -- because -- the person with whom i intended to dance chose to be engaged the whole night.	I had not been in the room five minutes before I was engaged for every single set.
why are you shaking?	With pleasure at finding the ribbon.
then you must get it.	Why are you shaking?
i feel the ribbon.	Then you must get it.
agreed.	Do you see the gate at the end of the field?  The first to touch it will be the winner.
i accept, but i insist on a wager. the loser must do whatever the winner pleases.	Agreed.
last month, the duke of suffolk spent no more.	All right, five hundred guineas.
all the same, you must name an amount.	It is entirely up to you.  I want the best.
yes, for i wish to entertain splendidly.	All the same, you must name an amount.
as much as possible?	Yes, for I wish to entertain splendidly.
as much as possible.	As much as possible?
i am at your service, mr. cosgrove. how much do you wish to spend?	As much as possible.
yes!	Well, Mr. Cosgrove, I'll answer you point by point.  The King is exceedingly averse to make peers, as you know.  Your claim, as you call them, have been laid before him, and His Majesty's gracious reply was, that you were the most impudent man in his dominions, and merited a halter, rather than a coronet.  As for withdrawing your support from us, you are perfectly welcome to carry yourself whithersoever you please.  And, now, as I have a great deal of occupation, perhaps you will do me the favor to retire, or tell me if there is anything else in the world in which I can oblige you.
have you done, mr. cosgrove?	Yes!
by name only.	Well, sir, this nobleman is one of the gentlemen of His Majesty's closet, and one with whom our revered monarch is on terms of considerable intimacy.  I should say you would be wise to fix upon this nobleman your chief reliance for the advancement of your claim to the Viscounty which you propose to get.
do you happen to know gustavus adolphus, the thirteenth earl of crabs?	By name only.
and, to be sure, i did know someone who knew precisely how these things were done, and this was the distinguished solicitor and former government minister, lord west, whose acquaintance i made, as i had so many others, at the gaming table.	Do you happen to know Gustavus Adolphus, the thirteenth Earl of Crabs?
then this must be done tomorrow.	What is to be done?
the king has determined to send the chevalier out of the country.	When is he to go?
a meeting with the prince of turbingen is impossible.	The Prince left him only that choice.
in so far as i can tell these things -- no.  i believe the chevalier won the money fairly.	Hmm-mmmm.
was he cheated?	In so far as I can tell these things -- no.  I believe the Chevalier won the money fairly.
does this assignment interest you?	Yes, Minister, I am interested in any work in which I can be of service to Captain Galgenstein.
how different was her lively rattle to the vulgar wenches at kilwangan assemblies.  in every sentence, she mentioned a lord or a person of quality.  to the lady's question about my birth and parentage, i replied that i was a young gentleman of large fortune, that i was going to dublin for my studies, and that my mother allowed me five hundred per annum.	You must be very cautious with regard to the company you should meet in Dublin, where rogues and adventurers of all countries abound. I hope you will do me the honor of accepting lodgings in my own house, where Captain O'Reilly will welcome with delight, my gallant young preserver.
that's very kind of you, mr. o'higgins.	How different was her lively rattle to the vulgar wenches at Kilwangan assemblies.  In every sentence, she mentioned a lord or a person of quality.  To the lady's question about my birth and parentage, I replied that I was a young gentleman of large fortune, that I was going to Dublin for my studies, and that my mother allowed me five hundred per annum.
as you have been robbed of your purse, may i have permission to lend your ladyship a couple of pieces to pay any expenses which you might incur before reaching your home?	That's very kind of you, Mr. O'Higgins.
o'higgins... mohawk o'higgins.	As you have been robbed of your purse, may I have permission to lend your ladyship a couple of pieces to pay any expenses which you might incur before reaching your home?
but i shouldn't like to put you to such trouble, mister...?	O'Higgins... Mohawk O'Higgins.
i am riding to dublin myself, and if your ladyship will allow me the honor of riding with you, i shall do my best to protect you from further mishap.	But I shouldn't like to put you to such trouble, Mister...?
that fool didn't know what was the meaning of a hundred-pound bill, which was in the pocket-book that the fellow took from me.	I am riding to Dublin myself, and if your ladyship will allow me the honor of riding with you, I shall do my best to protect you from further mishap.
be off to your work, you pack of rascals, or you will have a good taste of my thong.  have you lost much?	Everything -- my purse, containing upwards of a hundred guineas, my jewels, my snuff-boxes, watches. And all because this blundering coward fell to his knees...
what has happened, madam, to annoy your ladyship?	Oh, I am grateful to you, sir.  I am the wife of Captain O'Reilly hastening to join him at Dublin.  My chair was stopped by a highwayman; this great oaf of a servant-man fell down on his knees, armed as he was, and though there were thirty people in the next field, working, when the ruffian attacked, not one of them would help but, on the contrary, wished him "good luck."
i see.	When I asked them in what form they would accept her ladyship's assurances, they said that they were only prepared to accept them if her ladyship confirms her written consent by word of mouth, in their presence, at their counting-house in Birchin Lane, London.  I requested they come here, and save her ladyship and yourself the inconvenience of the trip to London, but they declined, saying that they did not wish to incur the risk of a visit to Castle Hackton to negotiate, as they were aware of how other respectable parties, such as Messrs. Sharp and Salomon had been treated here.
mister bracegirdle said to me that he had heard her ladyship lives in some fear of her life, and meditated a separation, in which case, she might later repudiate any documents signed by herself while in durance, and subject them, at any rate, to a doubtful and expensive litigation. they were quite insistent on this point, and said they must have absolute assurance of her ladyship's perfect freewill in the transaction before they would advance a shilling of their capital.	I see.
yes, of course.	Mister Bracegirdle said to me that he had heard her ladyship lives in some fear of her life, and meditated a separation, in which case, she might later repudiate any documents signed by herself while in durance, and subject them, at any rate, to a doubtful and expensive litigation. They were quite insistent on this point, and said they must have absolute assurance of her ladyship's perfect freewill in the transaction before they would advance a shilling of their capital.
may i be quite frank with you?	Yes, of course.
provided that they can be assured of her ladyship's freewill?  are you serious?	May I be quite frank with you?
there are a few other points we should discuss.  the loan agreement can only be executed by her ladyship's signature, and provided that bracegirdle and chatwick can be assured of her ladyship's freewill in giving her signature.	Provided that they can be assured of her ladyship's freewill?  Are you serious?
i am prepared to accept the terms, mr. newcombe.	There are a few other points we should discuss.  The loan agreement can only be executed by her ladyship's signature, and provided that Bracegirdle and Chatwick can be assured of her ladyship's freewill in giving her signature.
considering your financial circumstances, mr. cosgrove, it has been impossible to find anyone at all prepared to do any business with you.  i think you may count yourself lucky to have this opportunity. but, obviously, if you would reject this offer, i shall keep trying to find a better one.	I am prepared to accept the terms, Mr. Newcombe.
mr. newcombe, i have made some difficult loans during the past few years, at very onerous terms, but 18% a year interest seems very stiff indeed.	Considering your financial circumstances, Mr. Cosgrove, it has been impossible to find anyone at all prepared to do any business with you.  I think you may count yourself lucky to have this opportunity. But, obviously, if you would reject this offer, I shall keep trying to find a better one.
i have good news for you, mr. cosgrove.  the firm of bracegirdle and chatwick, in the city of london, are prepared to lend you 20,000 pounds, pledged against your interest in the edric mines.  they will redeem the encumbrances against the property, which amount to some 10,000 pounds, and take a twenty- year working lease on the mines. they will lend you the 20,000 pounds against the lease income, which they will apply to the loan as it comes in, and they will make a charge of 18% per annum interest on the outstanding loan balance.	Mr. Newcombe, I have made some difficult loans during the past few years, at very onerous terms, but 18% a year interest seems very stiff indeed.
yes, he's fine.	Brooksy was better than you, papa, he used not to swear so, and he taught me many good things while you were away.
is he all right, papa?	Yes, he's fine.
your bother is in america fighting the rebels.	Is he all right, papa?
i promise your lordship a good flogging if you even so much as go to doolan's farm to see him.	Yes, papa.
one of the boys in the stable told nelly that you've already bought my horse, and that it's at doolan's farm, where mick the groom is breaking it in.  is that true, papa?	What the devil?  What kind of fools do we have here?  Pottle, who told the lad this story?
yes?	One of the boys in the stable told Nelly that you've already bought my horse, and that it's at Doolan's farm, where Mick the groom is breaking it in.  Is that true, papa?
papa?	Yes?
good night, my little darling.	Papa?
good night, papa.	Good night, my little darling.
but i will have it on my birthday, won't i?	Well, we'll just have to wait and see, won't we?
now, just have a little patience, my boy.  your birthday isn't until next week.	But I will have it on my birthday, won't I?
did you buy the horse, papa?	Now, just have a little patience, my boy.  Your birthday isn't until next week.
sir, let those laugh that win.	I am sorry for you Mr. James.  I'm grieved to keep you or any gentleman waiting.  Had you not better to arrange with my doctor or get the cook to flavor my omelette with arsenic?  What are the odds, gentlemen, that I don't live to see Mr. James hang yet?
not so soon, my dear, as you may fancy perhaps.  why, man, i have been given over many times these four years, and there was always a candidate or two waiting to apply for the situation.  who knows how long i may keep you waiting.	Sir, let those laugh that win.
i hope that you are not thinking of leaving us soon, knight?	Not so soon, my dear, as you may fancy perhaps.  Why, man, I have been given over many times these four years, and there was always a candidate or two waiting to apply for the situation.  Who knows how long I may keep you waiting.
is it not a pleasure, gentlemen, for me, as i am drawing near the goal, to find my home such a happy one; my wife so fond of me, that she is even now thinking of appointing a successor?  isn't it a comfort to see her; like a prudent housewife, getting everything ready for her husband's departure?	I hope that you are not thinking of leaving us soon, knight?
well, if my intentions are what you think they are -- if i do wish to step into your shoes, what then?  i have no other intentions than you had yourself.  lady cosgrove's wealth may be great, but am i not of a generous nature enough to use it worthily?  her rank is lofty, but not so lofty as my ambition.  i will be sworn to muster just as much regard for my lady cosgrove as you ever showed her; and if i win her, and wear her when you are dead and gone, corbleu, knight, do you think that it will be the fear of your ghost will deter me?	Is it not a pleasure, gentlemen, for me, as I am drawing near the goal, to find my home such a happy one; my wife so fond of me, that she is even now thinking of appointing a successor?  Isn't it a comfort to see her; like a prudent housewife, getting everything ready for her husband's departure?
he wants to step into my shoes!  he wants to step into my shoes!	Well, if my intentions are what you think they are -- if I do wish to step into your shoes, what then?  I have no other intentions than you had yourself.  Lady Cosgrove's wealth may be great, but am I not of a generous nature enough to use it worthily?  Her rank is lofty, but not so lofty as my ambition.  I will be sworn to muster just as much regard for my Lady Cosgrove as you ever showed her; and if I win her, and wear her when you are dead and gone, corbleu, knight, do you think that it will be the fear of your ghost will deter me?
faith, sir, if i want to learn good principles, it's surely better i should apply for them to your lady, and your chaplin than to you?	He wants to step into my shoes!  He wants to step into my shoes!
gentlemen, see this amiable youth! he has been troubled by religious scruples, and has flown for refuge to my chaplin, mr. hunt, who has asked for advise from my wife, lady cosgrove, and between them both, they are confirming my ingenious young friend in his faith.  did you ever hear of such doctors and such a disciple?	Faith, sir, if I want to learn good principles, it's surely better I should apply for them to your lady, and your chaplin than to you?
i think, sir william cosgrove, you have had too much drink.  your chaplin, mr. hunt, has introduced me into the company of your lady to advise me on a religious matter, of which she is a considerable expert.	Gentlemen, see this amiable youth! He has been troubled by religious scruples, and has flown for refuge to my chaplin, Mr. Hunt, who has asked for advise from my wife, Lady Cosgrove, and between them both, they are confirming my ingenious young friend in his faith.  Did you ever hear of such doctors and such a disciple?
come, come, sir.  i am a man who would rather be known as a cuckold than a fool.	I think, Sir William Cosgrove, you have had too much drink.  Your chaplin, Mr. Hunt, has introduced me into the company of your lady to advise me on a religious matter, of which she is a considerable expert.
i beg your pardon?	Come, come, sir.  I am a man who would rather be known as a cuckold than a fool.
good evening, mr. james, have you done with my lady?	I beg your pardon?
sir william cosgrove, with his complication of ills, was dying before us by inches.  he was continually tinkered up by doctors, and, what with my usual luck, he might be restored to health and live i don't know how many years.  if cosgrove would not die, where was the use of my pursing his lady?  but my fears were to prove groundless, for on that very night, patient nature would claim her account.	Good evening, Mr. James, have you done with my lady?
the milkmaid's daughter?	Well, why not a milkmaid's daughter? No man of sense need restrict himself or deny himself a single amusement for his wife's sake; on the contrary, if he selects the animal properly, he will choose such a one as shall be no bar to his pleasure, but a comfort in his hours of annoyance.  For instance, I have got the gout; who tends me?  A hired valet who robs me whenever he has the power.  My wife never comes near me.  What friend have I?  None in the wide world.  Men of the world, as you and I are, don't make friends, and we are fools for our pains.
in truth, sir, yes, but, if you must marry, then marry a virtuous drudge.	The milkmaid's daughter?
would you have me spend my life all alone?	In truth, sir, yes, but, if you must marry, then marry a virtuous drudge.
indeed, you are right, sir.  look at me.  marriage has added forty years to my life.  i am dying, a worn-out cripple, at the age of fifty.  when i took off lady cosgrove, there was no man of my years who looked so young as myself.  fool that i was! i had enough with my pensions, perfect freedom, the best society in europe -- and i gave up all these, and married and was miserable.  take a warning from me, mr. roderick, and stick to the trumps.  do anything, but marry.	Would you have me spend my life all alone?
i made sir william cosgrove's acquaintance as usual at the play- table.  one could not but admire the spirit and gallantry with which he pursued his favorite pastime; for, though worn out with gout and a myriad of diseases, a cripple wheeled about in a chair, and suffering pangs of agony, yet you would see him every morning, and every evening at his post behind the delightful green cloth.	Hang it, Mr. Roderick James, you have no more manners than a barber, and I think my black footman has been better educated than you; but you are a young fellow of originality and pluck, and I like you, sir.  because you seem determined to go to the devil by a way of your own.
he will believe that it will please me if he asks about it, and i shall tell him everything except some circumstances which might humiliate him.	Tender Hegenheim.
will he wish to know the details of this night?	He will believe that it will please me if he asks about it, and I shall tell him everything except some circumstances which might humiliate him.
he loves me, as i love you.	Will he wish to know the details of this night?
if his love were like mine, he would not permit you to come here.	He loves me, as I love you.
he is only curious to know who you are.	If his love were like mine, he would not permit you to come here.
and he doesn't care about me?	He is only curious to know who you are.
yes.  he brought me in his carriage, and he will call for me at midnight.	And he doesn't care about me?
do you expect me to believe that your lover brought you here tonight?	Yes.  He brought me in his carriage, and he will call for me at midnight.
dark valdez.	Do you expect me to believe that your lover brought you here tonight?
black-eyed sczortarska.	Dark Valdez.
charming schuvaloff.	Black-eyed Sczortarska.
who?	Old friend. Haven't talked to him in -- 911. Can I use your phone?
bill styles...	Who?
hurricane kept you up, too?	Yeah, and I could've used the sleep. I'm supposed to meet people here tonight, try and get some work going.
don't you mean "don't need no liquor license not taken away from me"?	Hurricane kept you up, too?
you know the law -- no liquor before noon. could lose my license.	Don't you mean "don't need no liquor license not taken away from me"?
yeah, if you've slept.	You know the law -- no liquor before noon. Could lose my license.
it's ten thirty in the morning.	Yeah, if you've slept.
can i at least have a drink?	It's ten thirty in the morning.
you know that was like a quadruple negative?	Can I at least have a drink?
don't like 'em, don't eat 'em, don't make no damn difference to me.	You know that was like a quadruple negative?
you framed-him...	None of that matters now. We got two dead bodies and a story that explains them. You're either with us, or against us -- which is it?
he is the only one unaccounted for.	Maybe he's dead too. Maybe you killed them both, Mueller --
what about pike?	Maybe he'll be there. Either way, we have to go.
did -- did you --	It was the grenade you fucking idiot. Look at him!
i don't want to go --	Fine.
whoever it is isn't shooting at us...	I don't want to go --
what do we do?	Whoever it is isn't shooting at us...
fuck, what the fuck is going on --	What do we do?
i thought i was gonna have an attack. go into a fit and bite off my own tongue in the middle of the bayou. childs could tell i wasn't right.	Just safety your shit and get behind me, okay? I'll take care of this.
a target, kendall, cap a fucking target. what's wrong with you?	I thought I was gonna have an attack. Go into a fit and bite off my own tongue in the middle of the bayou. Childs could tell I wasn't right.
don't you ever point a gun at me!	I'm -- I'm sorry...
west was one thing, but this --	Shut up, Mueller.
shut the fuck up, you fucking faggot, you just shut the fuck up.	HEY!
before or after the explosion?  mueller --	I don't know!
we got -- i don't know, we got separated	Before or after the explosion?  Mueller --
you killed him you fucking faggot --	We found him like this! Kendall was with me the whole -- Listen to me!
we found him like this --	You killed him you fucking faggot --
hey, i --  holy fuck... holy fuck, what the fuck did you guys do?	We found him like this --
can anybody hear me!	Hey, I --  Holy fuck... holy fuck, what the fuck did you guys do?
this isn't our area. whose area is this --	Can anybody hear me!
you too?	We can still come out of this okay. Pike got free, he got a gun, he came after us. That's the story.
yeah, right...	Shut up.  West's dead.
holy fuck... holy fuck, what the fuck did you guys do?	We found him like this...
what about you, wandering around alone? at least we have an alibi --	What do you mean, alone?
we finished the course and came here, then heard an explosion --  where's pike?	We don't know. West is dead.
washout rejects, guys he said were "dumbfucks too stupid to know they dead"...	He's telling the truth up to a point...
i promised them i'd ask you where west and the others are...	Washout rejects, guys he said were "dumbfucks too stupid to know they dead"...
and the bodies?	You won't find them. Won't find West, either. He's too good.
i guess nunez wasn't dead after all. he came after us with a vengeance.  you know the rest.	And the bodies?
do what?	Hunting -- we had to hunt him --
he -- he made me do it --	Do what?
not true, cadet, i've got a gun --	Jesus!
oh, you don't? what else do you have on me? you haven't found any bodies yet, have you?	We've found all of them.
we don't need the tapes --	Oh, you don't? What else do you have on me? You haven't found any bodies yet, have you?
we're not finished yet --	You wanna bet?
raymond, for you to have any chance of coming out of this, we need to locate the other bodies and examine them to corroborate your testimony. otherwise this is just another story --	Mr. Hardy, I joined the army for college money. I didn't ask for any of this -- I tried to do the right thing out there and people got killed. You say finding those bodies'll help me, then go find them. I don't want to die.
you saved kendall's life --	But not Pike's.
they would have killed us both. you want me to write a confession, i'll write a confession.	You saved Kendall's life --
you shot childs and nunez.	They would have killed us both. You want me to write a confession, I'll write a confession.
and he'd been shot.	Yeah --
you saw west's body.	Of course --
i apologize --	You saw West's body.
i didn't shoot west --	Yeah, we know, Pike did.
so childs made some side money, so what? people are dead, ray, and the only one we have to blame is you --	I didn't shoot West --
fuck "you're serious", raymond, you got exactly zero truck with us; right now we'd take the word of a crackhead over yours, so if you've got something to say, say it.	Did Kendall tell you about the PX?
i'm serious --	Fuck "you're serious", Raymond, you got exactly zero truck with us; right now we'd take the word of a crackhead over yours, so if you've got something to say, say it.
well, why didn't you say so? we'll just drop all your charges, then --	I'm serious --
he's lying.	Well, why didn't you say so? We'll just drop all your charges, then --
that'd be my reaction too --	He's lying.
that son of a bitch.	That'd be my reaction too --
hey, ray! just had a nice talk with your buddy kendall -- seems you killed three people!	That son of a bitch.
this is one of those interrogation tricks, isn't it? you don't give me a cigarette till i tell you more.	No, actually, I just left mine in the car and was hoping you had some.
you smoke, ray?	This is one of those interrogation tricks, isn't it? You don't give me a cigarette till I tell you more.
yeah. and that's all i'm saying.	You smoke, Ray?
and those were the guys who went on the exercise with you?	Yeah. And that's all I'm saying.
some.	Tell me about them.
okay... but i would like to know about the other cadets. what they were like -- nice guys?	Some.
i'm not telling you what happened.	Okay... but I would like to know about the other cadets. What they were like -- nice guys?
why'd you ask for a cop, ray?	I'm not telling you what happened.
right. now, i'm gonna go get you another donut and you think about whether you want to talk more, okay?	Okay.
there's no need...	They're dead, aren't they?
you did basic here?	Fifteen years ago under Sergeant West. Piece of work, that guy. I remember, he used to have these two silver .45's with ivory handles and if you weren't quick enough, he'd knock you on the head with one of them. He still carry those guns?
c'mon, ray, everyone hates the army during basic. i'll tell you straight, i hated it here.	You did Basic here?
i don't know... i like the army.	C'mon, Ray, everyone hates the Army during Basic. I'll tell you straight, I hated it here.
what do you like then?	I don't know... I like the Army.
i just don't like it.	What do you like then?
well, it's a game of anticipation, that's the beauty.	I just don't like it.
it's... too slow.	Well, it's a game of anticipation, that's the beauty.
you're under military arrest, it's not gonna happen. what's wrong with baseball?	It's... too slow.
i asked for a policeman.	You're under military arrest, it's not gonna happen. What's wrong with baseball?
why not?	I asked for a policeman.
how do you know that?	Just a guess. Maybe they're not where they're supposed to be. Maybe somebody moved them. Habeas Corpus -- no bodies, no crime, and Nunez still plays as self defense. Face it detectives... you have nothing.
ohhhh, i don't think so...	How do you know that?
we can prove that you're not ray dunbar. impersonating a fellow cadet is a court-martial in and of itself --	Did I ever claim I was Raymond Dunbar? Was I ever told to state my name rank and serial number for the record? No. You assumed who I was, because I was wearing this uniform. Don't believe me?
is that what i did, now? and of course, you can prove all of it.	We can prove that you're not Ray Dunbar. Impersonating a fellow Cadet is a court-martial in and of itself --
you kept kendall alive to corroborate your story and he did it all they way up to the end. you even gave him his own motive in case we decided to burn him, too.	Can't do that now, though, can you?
where's the cabin?	Don't know on a map. West told us it was there, we just found it. Maybe the hurricane took it away.
would you have believed me?	Where's the cabin?
why didn't you tell us all this in the first place?	Would you have believed me?
mueller was alone in the cabin?	Yeah.
back up.	Mueller was alone in the cabin?
what about the phosphorous grenade?	One went off, yeah, but it didn't touch him -- I thought you knew this --
where?	The creek bed --
what business?	Pills, shots, you name it, Basic's a lot easier when you don't feel pain --
no, did he tell you about it? about the business childs ran?	What business?
he said he worked there --	No, did he tell you about it? About the business Childs ran?
epilepsy.	Yeah. Spent half his time in the infirmary. Only reason he enlisted was his father. West didn't section him till last week.
he was sickly. had that shaking thing, whatd'yacall it, epoxy?	Epilepsy.
tell us about the other guys, the ones west weeded out.	There were six of us...
that first night with pike. i made the mistake of letting him sit down at around 0300.	Tell us about the other guys, the ones West weeded out.
are you saying sergeant west tried to kill you?	No, ma'am, he just wanted us to quit. Making it through was kind of an honor. Some of the other guys on the base told us that if you could hack Section Eight, Command would consider you at the top of the class.
what the fuck is going on?	Your weapons, Sergeant.
sir, yes, sir!	The rest of you, fallout for physicals!
dunbar you are to stand here and guard this nigger for the next twenty- four hours! he is not to be given food, water, or clothes! if he so much as moves, you are to blow his nigger brains out, is that clear?	Sir, yes, sir!
sir, yes, sir!	Dunbar you are to stand here and guard this nigger for the next twenty- four hours! He is not to be given food, water, or clothes! If he so much as moves, you are to blow his nigger brains out, is that clear?
you know how to work a pistol, dunbar?	Sir, yes, sir!
sir, dunbar, sir!	You know how to work a pistol, Dunbar?
cadet, what's your name!	Sir, Dunbar, sir!
so you killed him?	I...
pike and i got separated... then i heard gunfire. close.	So did we. Why didn't you come?
jesus, what happened?	West... he's dead.
why?	We were each given three so whoever killed West will be missing one.
shut up.  let me see your grenades.	Why?
oh, bullshit, he's a fucking convict. you know how much he hated west --	I hated West, Childs hated West, everyone with a goddamn brain hated West but that doesn't mean we killed him!
he wouldn't kill anybody...	Oh, bullshit, he's a fucking convict. You know how much he hated West --
a test will no doubt link you to the killing --	Put it down!
no... no, we can just wait till we get back and then tell the m.p.'s --	We wait and I'm a dead man. I got a black face, a criminal record, and over a hundred other cadets who'll testify how much I hated West -- my court martial will take six minutes. It's either me or them, Ray, and you gotta decide right now.
there's no time to think, ray, we gotta get out of here! you untie me, we grab the guns, get kendall and nunez, and make a run for it --	No... no, we can just wait till we get back and then tell the M.P.'s --
this is a lot of information to be getting... i have to think --	There's no time to think, Ray, we gotta get out of here! You untie me, we grab the guns, get Kendall and Nunez, and make a run for it --
what don't you know?	This is a lot of information to be getting... I have to think --
i... i don't know...	What don't you know?
they?	Mueller and Childs. One of them must've taken the grenade from my pack on the chopper...
way i figure it, west must have found out about their little business and was gonna bust them, so they decided to get rid of him first...	They?
his chest was hamburger --	That's close range. You go full auto on a guy from close range, you're gonna be swimming in blood. Look at my uniform. Nothing.
from up close or far away?	His chest was hamburger --
full clip to the body --	From up close or far away?
you saw west, right? how was he killed?	Full clip to the body --
that still doesn't mean you didn't kill him.	You saw West, right? How was he killed?
becoming a morphine addict during basic ain't exactly something you want to broadcast. only mueller and childs know.	That still doesn't mean you didn't kill him.
why... why didn't you tell me?	Becoming a morphine addict during Basic ain't exactly something you want to broadcast. Only Mueller and Childs know.
you're lying --	Pull up my sleeve. Right arm.
combat grade morphine. mueller sold it to me.	You're lying --
just look. little pocket.	Combat grade morphine. Mueller sold it to me.
why?	Just look. Little pocket.
look in my pack.	Why?
bullshit.	Look in my pack.
enough to go to prison? childs' px scam, mueller was in on it --	Bullshit.
you hated west, mueller loved him --	Enough to go to prison? Childs' PX scam, Mueller was in on it --
who you gonna trust, ray? him or your friend?	You hated West, Mueller loved him --
that's exactly what he says about you.	Who you gonna trust, Ray? Him or your friend?
we're sweeping our area and suddenly he's gone. couple minutes later, phosphorous grenade pops off about a third of a click away --	That's exactly what he says about you.
oh, come on --	We're sweeping our area and suddenly he's gone. Couple minutes later, phosphorous grenade pops off about a third of a click away --
mueller.	Oh, come on --
if not you, then who?	Mueller.
ray, this is my life here. i ain't gonna pretend i'm not happy west is gone, but you know i couldn't have done this. it's not in me.	If not you, then who?
which anyone coulda taken out of my gear on the chopper. were you watching your pack on the ride in?	Ray, this is my life here. I ain't gonna pretend I'm not happy West is gone, but you know I couldn't have done this. It's not in me.
you're the only one missing a grenade.	Which anyone coulda taken out of my gear on the chopper. Were you watching your pack on the ride in?
maybe, but that don't make me a killer --	You're the only one missing a grenade.
you hated west more than any of us.	Maybe, but that don't make me a killer --
you gotta untie me.  i didn't do this thing, ray.	You hated West more than any of us.
yeah...	You gotta untie me.  I didn't do this thing, Ray.
right?	Yeah...
you know it's not like that --	Do I?
we just want to check your pack --	Why?
roberto, what the fuck?	We just want to check your pack --
where have you been, jay?	Wandering through a hurricane trying to find this place. It's gettin' bad out there --  Where's West?
what do you mean, west's?	I mean I killed him.  Isn't that what we all wanted?
west's. any kindling for afire?	What do you mean, West's?
whose blood is that, jay?	West's. Any kindling for afire?
maybe what --	Maybe he...
maybe --	MAYBE WHAT --
where are they!	Maybe --
i don't know --	Where are they!
you lied to us, levi, you're going to the gas chamber unless you tell us where to find them!	I don't know --
but you can't prove it! you can't prove anything until we find the bodies!	You lied to us, Levi, you're going to the gas chamber unless you tell us where to find them!
i didn't --	But you can't prove it! You can't prove anything until we find the bodies!
or you, levi? when is it finally going to come out that you were the one who killed him?	I didn't --
how do you know?	Because I was standing next to him.
why?	Because of what I saw.  Who really killed West.
jail if he's lucky, the gas chamber if he's not --	I didn't do anything --
something funny, levi?	I was just thinking of what's going to happen to your careers when my father gets through with you.
dunbar will testify that you were.	Then we'll leave it up to the courts -- His word against mine. What does his father do again? Steelworker?  Doesn't matter, I'm sure justice will be served. In any case, my father will definitely want to talk to you about all these questions, these accusations on his son. He's quite protective.
well?	Sorry to disappoint. I'm on painkillers for the injury -- they cloud the mind. You're right, it was Nunez. Any more questions?
i believe your next line is "what are you trying to hide?"	Well?
huh. you know, i really thought you said nunez. i thought you said "dunbar was gone," my fault, i gotta check the tape on that.  oh, yeah we taped the last interview. this one too. cause it'd be a real break for us to catch you in a lie.	I believe your next line is "What are you trying to hide?"
no. i said dunbar.	Huh. You know, I really thought you said Nunez. I thought you said "Dunbar was gone," My fault, I gotta check the tape on that.  Oh, yeah we taped the last interview. This one too. Cause it'd be a real break for us to catch you in a lie.
dunbar was running out the door? ohhhhhh... see that's where i was confused, because i thought you said nunez was running out the door.	No. I said Dunbar.
so i should stay silent about his misdeeds? the guns went off, i ran in, childs shot me, pike and mueller were dead, and dunbar was running out the door with the smoking gun --	Dunbar was running out the door? Ohhhhhh... See that's where I was confused, because I thought you said Nunez was running out the door.
why did you tell us he shot everybody, levi? you put him in for three murders, the man saved your life --	So I should stay silent about his misdeeds? The guns went off, I ran in, Childs shot me, Pike and Mueller were dead, and Dunbar was running out the door with the smoking gun --
is it the truth?	There's that word again.  As I told you, I wasn't in the room when everyone started shooting.
epileptic attacks are murder on your system. rattle your internal organs like a paint mixer.	My heart weeps.
how many murders did you cover up? one? five? maybe an even ten.	Can I go to jail for punching a guy who's been shot?
you tried to pin three stone murders on dunbar --	How many murders did you cover up? One? Five? Maybe an even ten.
somebody emptied a full clip into him --	Stop.
okay. i think that's it. he rises and walks to the door.	Mr. Hardy?
i honestly don't know. maybe to have someone to cover for him. and i wish i could, but there's no doubt in my mind he killed those men.	Okay. I think that's it. He rises and walks to the door.
why did he come back for you?	I honestly don't know. Maybe to have someone to cover for him. And I wish I could, but there's no doubt in my mind he killed those men.
he admitted it.	Right in front of us. Mueller went after him but we held him back.
but you didn't.	No. Poetic justice, though.
maybe i shouldn't tell you that. maybe i should tell you i wasn't scared at all. but i was...  enough to almost kill him.	But you didn't.
i didn't kill him --	Then who did?
what happened to "degrees"?	I didn't kill him --
you said you wanted to know what happened -- i'm telling you the truth.	What happened to "degrees"?
levi, i don't know if you're familiar with investigative work, but we have this little thing called "motive" and you just gave yourself one.	You said you wanted to know what happened -- I'm telling you the truth.
i think you just blew "don't ask, don't tell" out of the fucking water.	The Sergeant discovered this relationship and wanted me expelled. My father interceded, so instead, West Sectioned me and made sure every other cadet knew that I was gay.
he is not, shall we say, wild about the idea. he has asked me on numerous occasions to be more discreet about my proclivities, and i have done my best to oblige him. however, in the last four weeks, i began a relationship with another cadet. what do you think of that?	I think you just blew "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" out of the fucking water.
senator daddy must be thrilled.	He is not, shall we say, wild about the idea. He has asked me on numerous occasions to be more discreet about my proclivities, and I have done my best to oblige him. However, in the last four weeks, I began a relationship with another cadet. What do you think of that?
my father is a powerful man. over the years he's used that power to protect me, in one form or another, from certain... unpleasantries.  i am a homosexual.	Senator Daddy must be thrilled.
but not the only victim, right?	My, my, my, how did things turn so hostile so quickly? If I didn't know better, I'd say you two were out to get me.
i've done nothing wrong.  i'm the victim here.	But not the only victim, right?
levi, you got about four hours before armed men show up here, put you on a plane to washington, and lock you in a very small dark room. i suggest you talk to us.	I've done nothing wrong.  I'm the victim here.
that's it. you're that policeman with friends in low places. tell me, how's guissepe torres doing these days? those racketeering indictments must have really been a downer --	Levi, you got about four hours before armed men show up here, put you on a plane to Washington, and lock you in a very small dark room. I suggest you talk to us.
coast guard, special detective detail. we feel this incident may have put the beaches of florida at risk.	That's it. You're that policeman with friends in low places. Tell me, how's Guissepe Torres doing these days? Those racketeering indictments must have really been a downer --
you... i've seen you around the base. but you...  you're not army, are you?	Coast Guard, special detective detail. We feel this incident may have put the beaches of Florida at risk.
for the last time, i have no idea what you're talking about --	Get your hands away from the desk!
you can't duck this, bill. i may have done every goddamn thing in my life wrong but i won't let this happen.	For the last time, I have no idea what you're talking about --
you're crazy --	You can't duck this, Bill. I may have done every goddamn thing in my life wrong but I won't let this happen.
no more witnesses. west's a ghost. but it doesn't matter because we have your signature, the hospital log, and kendall's toxicology report. and that'll be enough.	You're crazy --
not for long.	No more witnesses. West's a ghost. But it doesn't matter because we have your signature, the hospital log, and Kendall's toxicology report. And that'll be enough.
you want to get into a finger pointing contest about character? the army kicked you out for drugs, the cops fired you for taking bribes from a mobster, and you think you can stand there and lecture me on codes of conduct? there's only one criminal standing in this room and it's you.	Not for long.
no! you will stand there and you will listen! what happened to you, bill? you were the one who joined up to do good in the world. you were the one who believed in it --	You want to get into a finger pointing contest about character? The army kicked you out for drugs, the cops fired you for taking bribes from a mobster, and you think you can stand there and lecture me on codes of conduct? There's only one criminal standing in this room and it's you.
i'm not even going to dignify that --	No! You will stand there and you will listen! What happened to you, Bill? You were the one who joined up to do good in the world. You were the one who believed in it --
you poisoned him, bill. you heard our interrogation, you knew he was ready to crack, so you killed him, just like pike.	I'm not even going to dignify that --
i wanted to see if he was okay --	You poisoned him, Bill. You heard our interrogation, you knew he was ready to crack, so you killed him, just like Pike.
toxicology report came back. kendall's attack was caused by a drug known as anephadrine, maybe you've heard of it. it's for asthmatics. if an epileptic takes enough, it kills them. i checked with the nurses at the hospital -- you're the only other person who visited kendall.	I wanted to see if he was okay --
that's preposterous --	Toxicology report came back. Kendall's attack was caused by a drug known as anephadrine, maybe you've heard of it. It's for asthmatics. If an epileptic takes enough, it kills them. I checked with the nurses at the hospital -- you're the only other person who visited Kendall.
what i can't understand is why you signed these. if you'd just let west take care of the paperwork, no one would have known, but you got careless. so when pike finally told the truth you had to get rid of him, too.	That's preposterous --
west had a partner. someone who knew how to get things done.	What I can't understand is why you signed these. If you'd just let West take care of the paperwork, no one would have known, but you got careless. So when Pike finally told the truth you had to get rid of him, too.
or what? you've gone round the bend --	West had a partner. Someone who knew how to get things done.
stay where you are.	Or what? You've gone round the bend --
you're drunk --	I'm not going to cover for you, Bill. Not for this.
if you let him testify then it would have all come out. west was supposed to take care of it out there, shut nunez up and then disappear. but it got messy and people got killed. so you called your old pal tom hardy, figuring if worse came to worse, he'd cover for you.	You're drunk --
what are you talking about?	If you let him testify then it would have all come out. West was supposed to take care of it out there, shut Nunez up and then disappear. But it got messy and people got killed. So you called your old pal Tom Hardy, figuring if worse came to worse, he'd cover for you.
it was so good, i actually forgot you're one of the bigger dogs now. the base commander. the one in control. you couldn't let him testify, could you?	What are you talking about?
you're a good soldier, bill.	I thought you said that wasn't a compliment.
don't be. i'm not cut out to deal with the west's of the world.	You're a good soldier, Bill.
i'm sorry, bill.	Don't be. I'm not cut out to deal with the West's of the world.
the senator...	I'm sorry, Bill.
they're taking your command, aren't they?	The Senator...
you think you could explain all this to me?	I wouldn't know where to start.  I guess it was about one man framing another. He thought if the other guy got blamed, people would over look his own wrong doings.
that's horseshit and you know it.	Maybe. But it's my fault and I'll carry it.
it's over. time of death was 4:42. jag's been notified and i called the senator myself. my report will reflect that his medical condition made this unavoidable... you two had no culpability in the matter.	That's horseshit and you know it.
yeah.	Does Osborne agree?
was dead right. you think dunbar's on the level?	Yeah.
what i said before --	Was dead right. You think Dunbar's on the level?
what the hell are you talking about --	I'm talking about West! We had him, Bill, we were there. You're the fucking Base Commander, you knew what he did to Cadets and you let him go on the way he always he has --
you want a confession? why don't you confess, bill: people are dead and you don't give a shit about it! only reason you called me is to protect your fucking job, you know this is your fault --	What the hell are you talking about --
what about the confession?	You want a confession? Why don't you confess, Bill: people are dead and you don't give a shit about it! Only reason you called me is to protect your fucking job, you know this is your fault --
home, i'm done.	What about the confession?
tom, where are you going --	Home, I'm done.
you mean not enough to save you.	JAG gets here in three hours. Try for the confession.
not for me.	You mean not enough to save you.
nevertheless what'? kendall will testify and that'll be enough.	Not for me.
nevertheless --	Nevertheless what'? Kendall will testify and that'll be enough.
from dunbar? i hate to break this to you, but i don't think he's gonna be all that psyched to put himself in for the death penalty.	Nevertheless --
without the body we have no physical proof. we need a confession.	From Dunbar? I hate to break this to you, but I don't think he's gonna be all that psyched to put himself in for the death penalty.
okay, then let's widen the search to include the endzone in giants stadium and the trunk of my car --	Without the body we have no physical proof. We need a confession.
habeas corpus -- you have to have a body to have a crime.	Okay, then let's widen the search to include the endzone in Giants Stadium and the trunk of my car --
there was a hurricane, bill, the wind probably moved it.	Habeas Corpus -- you have to have a body to have a crime.
we've already been over the terrain twice. nothing.	There was a hurricane, Bill, the wind probably moved it.
who killed pike?	Someone must have got a shot off. He wasn't exactly a moving target.
pike killed west, dunbar killed mueller, childs, and nunez.	Who killed Pike?
he's not done by a longshot, i can get more out of him --	He can wait. Kendall's out of surgery.
tom, bottom line: i let those kids go out there. if jag shows up and i don't have any answers for them, my career is finished --	I'm not gonna let that happen.
and i'm the closest thing to it, right?	Tom, bottom line: I let those kids go out there. If JAG shows up and I don't have any answers for them, my career is finished --
the guy in interrogation said he'd only talk to a cop.	And I'm the closest thing to it, right?
which gives us about five hours. why'd you call me?	The guy in interrogation said he'd only talk to a cop.
i'm assuming that's what made him the dead one?	Cadet Roberto R. Nunez. Killed right in front of me.
no, the problem is one's dead, one's got a bullet in his arm, and one won't talk. the one who won't talk was trading live fire with the dead one as we reached the pick-up.	I'm assuming that's what made him the dead one?
and the problem is you only got three.	No, the problem is one's dead, one's got a bullet in his arm, and one won't talk. The one who won't talk was trading live fire with the dead one as we reached the pick-up.
the exercise was one of his section eight "private sessions". left around 2100 yesterday and were scheduled for pick up at 0630 this morning.	And the problem is you only got three.
a few years ago, the army picked our good buddy as their go to non-com to trot out to the press to talk about the kinder, gentler military. he even did the standard video greeting played to all incoming basic cadets across the country.	Well, he's a good soldier.
the official term for it is "clusterfuck". by the time beth hit us, i'd canceled all off base exercises save one -- a six man cadet team and their drill out in the bush. we're missing three and the sergeant. the cadets are in their eighth week of the cycle, nobody here knows much about them, up to and including their names. but the sergeant...	It's not West, is it? Tell me it's not West.
this is warrant officer julia osborne, the closest thing we have to an in- house investigator.	And here you are going out of house. How's that make you feel, Jules?
would i have called you if it wasn't? if there was any other way --	Tell me what I can do.
that bad?	Would I have called you if it wasn't? If there was any other way --
what kind of trouble are you in?	That bad?
been better.  i read about what's been happening with you... i should have called --	What kind of trouble are you in?
how are you?	Been better.  I read about what's been happening with you... I should have called --
he was your friend.	Yeah. But he was a lot of other things, too. Thanks.
in case you need me to testify about the shooting. they'll clear you.	He was your friend.
your phone number?	In case you need me to testify about the shooting. They'll clear you.
yeah.	Your phone number?
i should probably write that down.	Yeah.
a word of advice about women -- that first hour or so after they kill their boss? probably not the best time to hit on them.	I should probably write that down.
want company?	A word of advice about women -- that first hour or so after they kill their boss? Probably not the best time to hit on them.
nah.	Want company?
think it'll work?	Nah.
go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened.	Think it'll work?
leaving without saying goodbye. what are you gonna do?	Go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened.
what are you doing out here?	Leaving without saying goodbye. What are you gonna do?
do i have a choice in this?	Yeah. I can wait till you're off the base and do it myself.
west?	Nobody saw. But I don't think so.
really.	Far as I'm concerned, whatever you did in the past can stay in the past.
you're a good man, hardy.	Really.
there are degrees of truth, officer. always degrees.	You're a good man, Hardy.
that's not true.	There are degrees of truth, officer. Always degrees.
what if i don't want it?	Tough.
this is the perfect time. you know what makes a good detective? the number of confessions they get. you're a good detective, osborne. so now you get mine.	What if I don't want it?
this isn't the time --	This is the perfect time. You know what makes a good detective? The number of confessions they get. You're a good detective, Osborne. So now you get mine.
what?	Seven guys. What was it you said? You were "just starting to believe I wasn't the guy people said".
seven.	What?
we need to talk --	Seven.
no bodies, no west...	No death certificates. No crime.
hardy, for chrissakes --	WHERE'S WEST'S BODY?
we can tie you to the chair if it'll work better for you --	Hardy, for Chrissakes --
hardy, what are you doing --	Isn't this how your story goes?
we got maybe three minutes till they break it down.	Right back where we started.
four --	Get in.
no.	Good, just making sure.
maybe... maybe we were nowhere near. sometimes mysteries stay mysteries.  i haven't by any chance grown on you, have i?	No.
we were close to something with kendall.	Maybe... Maybe we were nowhere near. Sometimes mysteries stay mysteries.  I haven't by any chance grown on you, have I?
that's gonna stay my secret.	We were close to something with Kendall.
for what?	That's gonna stay my secret.
it dawned on me one day that we were supposed to be a nation founded on the principle of questioning authority... and all i did here was follow orders. it didn't add up. plus, i got kicked out.	For what?
you know, you never told me why you left the army.	It dawned on me one day that we were supposed to be a nation founded on the principle of questioning authority... and all I did here was follow orders. It didn't add up. Plus, I got kicked out.
nah.	You know, you never told me why you left the army.
think it'll work?	Nah.
now i go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened.	Think it'll work?
so what now?	Now I go home, get drunk, and try and forget this ever happened.
yeah.	So did I.
you wanted to break him.	Yeah.
you mean the falsely accused?	You wanted to break him.
no, i didn't. i wanted to humiliate him. for what he did to dunbar. for fucking over the little guy.	You mean the falsely accused?
you wanted to get the truth.	No, I didn't. I wanted to humiliate him. For what he did to Dunbar. For fucking over the little guy.
yeah, i could've. should've.	You wanted to get the truth.
you couldn't have known --	Yeah, I could've. Should've.
i pushed him too hard.	You couldn't have known --
that's a fantastic idea --	See, I just take your gun to the morgue and fire it into one of their skulls; then I call every newspaper in the country with the story about how Senator Kendall's gay son went nuts on a training mission --
why don't you talk to levi off the record for a second?	Good idea.
are you sure?	Positive. Hardy, they planned this.
what kendall said -- "the type of guys you don't feel comfortable going to sleep around." that's what dunbar said about childs to the letter.	Are you sure?
what?	What Kendall said -- "the type of guys you don't feel comfortable going to sleep around." That's what Dunbar said about Childs to the letter.
they got their stories straight.	What?
we're fucked, i know --	They got their stories straight.
little bit.	Let's go talk to Bill...
that bugs you too?	Little bit.
so why, after dunbar drags kendall out from under a house, does the senator's son try and get us to put his savior in the gas chamber?	That bugs you too?
and all hell breaks loose. a lot of good guys shoot a lot of bad guys and whiz, bang, zoom, happy ending.	So why, after Dunbar drags Kendall out from under a house, does the Senator's son try and get us to put his savior in the gas chamber?
buttfucks the cabin?	And all hell breaks loose. A lot of Good guys shoot a lot of bad guys and whiz, bang, zoom, happy ending.
kendall maybe would have agreed, but the hurricane buttfucks the cabin --	Buttfucks the cabin?
so it's a good plan but it goes wrong; mueller flips out and shoots their fall guy, which means they have to bring dunbar and kendall into the cover story --	Kendall maybe would have agreed, but the hurricane buttfucks the cabin --
and if they're asked, that's what they'll tell the, world.	So it's a good plan but it goes wrong; Mueller flips out and shoots their fall guy, which means they have to bring Dunbar and Kendall into the cover story --
they believe the innocent are guilty and the guilty are innocent.	And if they're asked, that's what they'll tell the, world.
exactly, someone who's not involved, who's word can't be questioned. you only let them see what you want them to see, you make them believe, so when the time comes, they've totally bought into your version of events.	They believe the innocent are guilty and the guilty are innocent.
dunbar.	Exactly, someone who's not involved, who's word can't be questioned. You only let them see what you want them to see, you make them believe, so when the time comes, they've totally bought into your version of events.
and they're smart about it. they know when you commit a crime you know is going to be investigated, you need a fall guy and for that to work, you have to have a witness.	Dunbar.
talk it through: childs, mueller, and nunez know they're going out on the regular tuesday night drill, hurricane or no hurricane, so they plan it: kill west, pin it on pike.	And they're smart about it. They know when you commit a crime you know is going to be investigated, you need a fall guy and for that to work, you have to have a witness.
at least you and kendall agree on that.	What happened next?
what?	Dunbar... He said he didn't shoot West. West wasn't shot, Kendall said he was blown apart by a phosphorous grenade and Dunbar never saw the body.
i didn't shoot west...	What?
why do you care?	Because it's my job. Because people are dead. Because of the whole honor and duty thing, make a difference in the world, crap like that.  We can do this, Hardy.
but you will.	Why do you care?
oh, spare me the reverse psychology bullshit! this isn't my "great second chance", osborne. everyone thinks i'm a piece of shit cop who took money and nothing is going to change that. nobody will ever know what happens here --	But you will.
i was starting to believe you, you know? that you weren't who everyone said. i guess i was wrong --	Oh, spare me the reverse psychology bullshit! This isn't my "great second chance", Osborne. Everyone thinks I'm a piece of shit cop who took money and nothing is going to change that. Nobody will ever know what happens here --
phenomenal at taking bribes, right?	I was starting to believe you, you know? That you weren't who everyone said. I guess I was wrong --
you did more than try. you cracked dunbar in less than three minutes, as an investigator you're phenomenal --	Phenomenal at taking bribes, right?
west was a monster! fifteen years ago, i was here, i was section eight, i was pike. fuck being the knife dummy -- that thing he did, stripping pike down, making him stand outside all night? he did that every year, he did that to me. fifteen years ago, i wanted him dead, and now i'm supposed to care that somebody offed him? sorry, no can do. i tried.	You did more than try. You cracked Dunbar in less than three minutes, as an investigator you're phenomenal --
you said you owed styles and now you're gonna turn your back on him?	West was a monster! Fifteen years ago, I was here, I was Section Eight, I was Pike. Fuck being the knife dummy -- that thing he did, stripping Pike down, making him stand outside all night? He did that every year, he did that to me. Fifteen years ago, I wanted him dead, and now I'm supposed to care that somebody offed him? Sorry, no can do. I tried.
watch me.	You said you owed Styles and now you're gonna turn your back on him?
goddammit, hardy, you can't just leave --	Watch me.
you knew what he was capable of and you just stood by. it was just a matter of time till somebody fragged his ass, and you know what? he deserved it. there's your confession.	Goddammit, Hardy, you can't just leave --
styles couldn't reassign him, he's a legend --	You knew what he was capable of and you just stood by. It was just a matter of time till somebody fragged his ass, and you know what? He deserved it. There's your confession.
why the fuck wasn't he in restraints?	I don't know.
look, all we've got is what kendall says, and he didn't actually witness any deaths except nunez. he found west, he saw mueller and pike, but just their bodies -- he didn't see any crime committed.	Well, I'm sure if he'd known this was all going to happen he'd have tried harder to witness it for you --
everyone's capable of murder, osborne.	Look, all we've got is what Kendall says, and he didn't actually witness any deaths except Nunez. He found West, he saw Mueller and Pike, but just their bodies -- he didn't see any crime committed.
i just... he came back for kendall. i don't think he's capable of murder.	Everyone's capable of murder, Osborne.
that means under a year. let me explain what ten years of police work has taught me -- murder is basic. there are no conspiracies, no grand mysteries, and no evil puppet masters behind it all, pulling the strings; murder is shitty people doing a shitty thing to other shitty people -- it doesn't always make sense but it's always neat. dunbar's our guy.	I just... He came back for Kendall. I don't think he's capable of murder.
i don't think that has anything to do with --	That means under a year. Let me explain what ten years of police work has taught me -- murder is basic. There are no conspiracies, no grand mysteries, and no evil puppet masters behind it all, pulling the strings; murder is shitty people doing a shitty thing to other shitty people -- it doesn't always make sense but it's always neat. Dunbar's our guy.
"too neat." how long have you been an investigator?	I don't think that has anything to do with --
but we have to question him --  thought you didn't have cigarettes --	I lied. Wait for it...
have no fear, osborne, we have not yet begun to fight.	But we have to question him --  Thought you didn't have cigarettes --
that was kid gloves?	Have no fear, Osborne, we have not yet begun to fight.
remember, he's the son of a senator, so go easy. kid gloves.	Got it.
being back here. gives me the willies.	Not the happiest of memories?
something wrong?	Being back here. Gives me the willies.
what point?	Something wrong?
he's telling the truth, up to a point.	What point?
imagine what it must have been like for them out there. what do you think of dunbar?	He's telling the truth, up to a point.
you guys really got the shit kicked out of you here.	Imagine what it must have been like for them out there. What do you think of Dunbar?
so noted.	You guys really got the shit kicked out of you here.
you're off to a late start.	So noted.
i plan to grow on you.	You're off to a late start.
you do understand that there's absolutely no way i could ever be attracted to you, right?	I plan to grow on you.
the very same.	You do understand that there's absolutely no way I could ever be attracted to you, right?
this is the straight hitting on me you were talking about, isn't it?	The very same.
you're kidding.	Yeah. That's just the story I tell the girls to get them into bed. Truth is... I don't know. The whole honor and duty thing. Make a difference in the world, crap like that. Didn't really work out.
i lost a bet.	You're kidding.
something like that. you?	I lost a bet.
you had a mobile of bayonets above your crib.	Something like that. You?
typical army brat story. dad was noncom, mom was a nurse. there was never any real doubt of joining up.	You had a mobile of bayonets above your crib.
microrecorder for kendall -- didn't have time to wire his room. now tell me why you joined the army or i'll jab this pen through your neck.	Typical army brat story. Dad was noncom, Mom was a Nurse. There was never any real doubt of joining up.
what is that?	Microrecorder for Kendall -- didn't have time to wire his room. Now tell me why you joined the army or I'll jab this pen through your neck.
best time for banal chit-chat.	What is that?
we're in the middle of a murder case --	Best time for banal chit-chat.
you're right. we should sit in silence.	We're in the middle of a murder case --
you really want to make banal chit- chat like that now?	You're right. We should sit in silence.
you made me look like an idiot --	Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know the object of the interrogation is to make you look good -- Everyone knows good cop, bad cop -- by admitting it I appeared trustworthy.
i believe somebody owes me ten dollars --	You made me look like an idiot --
baseball?	I believe somebody owes me ten dollars --
the colonel saw you shoot nunez, you're a murderer --	See, Ray, this is what we call "good cop, bad cop". She shouts, I stand up for you, you're grateful, a bond of trust is established.
i questioned him for three hours and he didn't make a sound. you don't have a badge, he won't talk to you.	Ten bucks says I have him talking in under three minutes.
good cop/bad cop?	Something like that.
thank you. at some point in there i'm gonna rub my nose. when i do, go at him with everything you got.	Good cop/bad cop?
is he handsome, self assured, carry himself well, does he look you in the eyes or down at the floor, does he have good bones, suggesting good breeding, does he slouch or sit up straight -- these are important questions, as they reveal a great deal about this man's character so please get over yourself for two and a half seconds and tell me is he cute?	Thank you. At some point in there I'm gonna rub my nose. When I do, go at him with everything you got.
that is the most unprofessional --	Is he handsome, self assured, carry himself well, does he look you in the eyes or down at the floor, does he have good bones, suggesting good breeding, does he slouch or sit up straight -- these are important questions, as they reveal a great deal about this man's character so please get over yourself for two and a half seconds and tell me is he cute?
is dunbar cute?	That is the most unprofessional --
excuse me?	Is Dunbar cute?
because interrogation rooms look suspiciously like interrogation rooms, which doesn't exactly put people at ease. is he cute?	Excuse me?
why?	Because interrogation rooms look suspiciously like interrogation rooms, which doesn't exactly put people at ease. Is he cute?
move him.	Why?
yes.	Move him.
he's in interrogation?	Yes.
kendall junior is still in surgery, so he won't be available to answer for his name or anything else for another hour -- the cadet we're talking to first is dunbar.	He's in interrogation?
christ... remind me to thank bill for mentioning that on the phone --	Kendall Junior is still in surgery, so he won't be available to answer for his name or anything else for another hour -- the cadet we're talking to first is Dunbar.
senator jonathan kendall, of ohio.	Christ... Remind me to thank Bill for mentioning that on the phone --
levi? who names their kid levi --	Senator Jonathan Kendall, of Ohio.
hurricane knocked out our mainframe, so all we have are their dogtags. cadets raymond dunbar and levi kendall --	Levi? Who names their kid Levi --
three things. first -- you don't have a choice. second -- i've never taken a bribe in my life. and third -- i'm still a little drunk from last night, so if i skip over the witty banter and move forward to straight hitting on you, try not to take offense. tell me about the two guys.	Hurricane knocked out our Mainframe, so all we have are their dogtags. Cadets Raymond Dunbar and Levi Kendall --
subtlety really isn't one of you finer points, is it, osborne?	Three things. First -- You don't have a choice. Second -- I've never taken a bribe in my life. And Third -- I'm still a little drunk from last night, so if I skip over the witty banter and move forward to straight hitting on you, try not to take offense. Tell me about the two guys.
wording and your friendship with the colonel aside, i'm not comfortable having you involved in this.	Subtlety really isn't one of you finer points, is it, Osborne?
it was for suspicion of bribery, it's really all in the wording --	Wording and your friendship with the Colonel aside, I'm not comfortable having you involved in this.
you're the tom hardy i've been reading about in the papers, right? new orleans pd fired you for taking bribes from guissepe torres.	It was for suspicion of bribery, it's really all in the wording --
he got me through basic and a lot of other stuff. i owe him.	You're the Tom Hardy I've been reading about in the papers, right? New Orleans PD fired you for taking bribes from Guissepe Torres.
you and the colonel go back.	He got me through Basic and a lot of other stuff. I owe him.
gotta be honest, i love what you've done with the place --	You and the Colonel go back.
sergeant west's served for twenty- three years. he's the public face of the modern army.	And you notice I'm not in the Army anymore.
i didn't mean that as a compliment.	Sergeant West's served for twenty- three years. He's the public face of the modern Army.
you knew sergeant west?	He was our Drill here. Man's older than sand.
ah, christ	You knew Sergeant West?
hostile and uncooperative.	Fantastic. You want to tell me what's going on?
pike, please --	Although that won't matter much when coupled with the murder charge --
i don't think i want to hear this --	Someone else can do the deed, it doesn't have to be you. Maybe Nunez too, he's got a tendency to follow Mueller, but the rest of us can come out ahead -- the guys who took out their Sergeant's killers! We'll move the bodies out to the creek and say we came over the hill right as they fragged West, all we gotta do is tell the story right.
mueller. he's as bad as west and we both know it. now i can't do it, cause i'm tied up, but we get the others to go along --	I don't think I want to hear this --
how?	Mueller. He's as bad as West and we both know it. Now I can't do it, cause I'm tied up, but we get the others to go along --
a gay senator's son who let his sarge get fragged on a training exercise? the press'll crucify you and your father. his career will be over and it'll be your fault. but we do this different and you come out a hero.	How?
what are you talking about?	A gay Senator's son who let his Sarge get fragged on a training exercise? The press'll crucify you and your father. His career will be over and it'll be your fault. But we do this different and you come out a hero.
the thing is, we've got a real opportunity here. you turn me in tomorrow and we're both fucked --	What are you talking about?
so you took off your shirt?	To start a fire, goddammit!  What about him, huh? Maybe he offed the Sarge and changed shirts, brought an extra one in his pack. Y'ever think of that? Go ahead, cut him loose! First chance he gets, he'll waste the rest of us, that's how they work --
i was freezing from the hurricane --	So you took off your shirt?
oh, you remember now --	I'm about two seconds away from seeing if fairies really can fly --
i remember now, it was before the explosion --	Oh, you remember now --
yeah and he doesn't know when --	I remember now, it was before the explosion --
pike and i got separated --	Yeah and he doesn't know when --
poor fucker my ass...	You better watch it, faggot, I'm not sure you and Childs didn't do him --
they found him. poor fucker was practically blown in half --	Poor fucker my ass...
we should tell him we're not going.	Oh, yeah, "Excuse me, Sergeant, sir, we don't feel like going out -- we don't want to get rained on." He'll kick our asses from here to Cleveland.
you ever been in a hurricane, mueller?	You ever been in a hurricane, Mueller?
the faggot speaks.	You ever been in a hurricane, Mueller?
maybe we shouldn't go.	The faggot speaks.
what happened with nunez?	He came after us. And I told Dunbar he had to kill him...
i scared dunbar into silence. he's been trying to cover for me the whole time. we got here, you came to see me... i didn't know if i could trust him with that kind of secret --	So you framed him. The same way Childs was going to frame Pike.
i told him what had really happened to west. told him to keep quiet about it or i'd destroy him. because if it came out that i was involved with the whole px scam, my father would be finished.	I scared Dunbar into silence. He's been trying to cover for me the whole time. We got here, you came to see me... I didn't know if I could trust him with that kind of secret --
who, levi --	Childs.
wrong answer --	We did get our stories straight, but not because we killed anyone.  It was because I threatened him.
dunbar's telling the truth.	Wrong answer --
what.	Dunbar's telling the truth.
wait --	What.
enjoy your flight to washington --	Wait --
it will and you know why? because you're not a person anymore, you're a cadet in the united states army; you have no identity, no miranda warning, and no rights. so i'm gonna throw you to the wolves, and unlike you, i'm gonna get away with it, because you're pissing me off!	Enjoy your flight to Washington --
it won't work --	It will and you know why? Because you're not a person anymore, you're a cadet in the United States Army; you have no identity, no Miranda warning, and no rights. So I'm gonna throw you to the wolves, and unlike you, I'm gonna get away with it, because you're pissing me off!
it doesn't matter, levi. we're going to find those bodies and when we do, i'm going to make sure one of them has a bullet in them that matches your weapon --	What?
you and dunbar got your stories straight. little details, little inconsistencies, designed to bounce us back from one of you to the other, asking questions, killing time, until the transport arrives and whisks you away to where senator daddy can protect you. you think you're just going to slide out of this? you're an accessory to murder, levi, you're going to jail --	You can't threaten me --
dunbar says you were.	Then he's mistaken. You know, I really don't think my father would approve of this line of questioning --
pike never confessed.	No, but it got you interested, didn't it? Got you to dig. Inspired Ray to tell you terribly sordid tales about drugs and creek beds and dead little sergeants who stuck their noses where they didn't belong.
fifty minutes.	Not much time to solve the crime. Tell me, detective, how did it feel taking blood money from Guissepe Torres? Did it weigh on your conscience or did you just not think about it?
running out of time, are we? tick- tock, tick-tock, how long till your witnesses fly the coop?	Fifty minutes.
we've been making progress, i see.	Running out of time, are we? Tick- tock, tick-tock, how long till your witnesses fly the coop?
pike never confessed.	We've been making progress, I see.
but you didn't see it, right?	Like I said, I was in the kitchen. When I came out, Mueller and Pike were dead, Nunez and Childs were hit and Dunbar was gone.
because he'd shot mueller.	But you didn't see it, right?
nunez was chasing dunbar.	Because he'd shot Mueller.
no one else heard it?	He whispered it in my ear.
"you're gonna die tonight, faggot". clear as day.	No one else heard it?
he said what?	"You're gonna die tonight, faggot". Clear as day.
he couldn't kick you out so he wanted you to quit on your own.	He wanted more than that.
we just want --	What, "The Truth"? Please. There are degrees of truth, officer, always degrees. Things are not what they seem.
tell him to shut up --	-- failure to comply with this arrest is a court martialable offense in and of itself --
until we return to base, and ballistics can match your weapon to the slugs in sergeant west's body --	Shut up!
bullshit --	Until we return to base, and ballistics can match your weapon to the slugs in Sergeant West's body --
you are to be stripped of all weapons and placed under guard --	Bullshit --
the fuck are you talking about --	You are to be stripped of all weapons and placed under guard --
cadet michael mueller, i hereby place you under military arrest for the murder of sergeant nathan west --	The fuck are you talking about --
we're not going anywhere.	Cadet Michael Mueller, I hereby place you under military arrest for the murder of Sergeant Nathan West --
goddammit, ray, we gotta get out of here --	We're not going anywhere.
i used it to start the fire --	Still got mine on, not a speck of blood on it. Not a bad trick for a murderer -- you said you burned yours?
where's your shirt, mueller?	I used it to start the fire --
we all know what you did, pike. i don't know what kind of nigger voodoo you been working in here, but --	Where's your shirt, Mueller?
this place is going, mueller. we gotta move --	Shut the fuck up.  He was gonna cut him loose.
thank god...	What the fuck are you doing?
whoever shot the sarge blew a grenade first --	Blame the nigger, then, huh? Someone turns up dead, you just look for the darkest face in the crowd --
what the fuck happened to you --	What the fuck happened to you? One minute you're next to me and the next you're gone and the sky lights up like fucking Christmas --
hurricane's due after midnight and we're still going out?	Toughens us up, Pike. You don't like it, quit.
so?	Ma'am, Ray Dunbar's black.
no, no that was cadet dunbar --	You mean Ray Dunbar? Well, that ain't right.
funny. i swear i saw them bring him and the smaller guy in this morning.	No, no that was Cadet Dunbar --
yeah.	Terrible tragedy. One of those Section Eight boys worked in here. Pike. Heard he got out okay.
sign here and here.  hey, ain't you the folks workin' on that whole hulabaloo from last night?	Yeah.
you never told me why you got kicked out of...	The army kicked you out for drugs...
what happens to dunbar now?	Gets on his plane in ten minutes, which means you two are done. You'll understand if I don't walk you out.
we know.	I'm giving you a chance to walk away.
you both know if you do this, if you go after a senator's son and you're wrong... it's not just me in the hot seat anymore.	We know.
he tried to burn dunbar to us. you don't do that if you're not involved.	You both know if you do this, if you go after a Senator's son and you're wrong... it's not just me in the hot seat anymore.
you want kendall, don't you?	He tried to burn Dunbar to us. You don't do that if you're not involved.
what do you think?	It's too neat.
you think he did it?	No --
search parties for the others are fanning out in a ten click radius from the pickup. if they're hurt and we can get to them in time...	I called the JAG Corps, the two cadets we retrieved are to be flown to D.C. on a transport leaving here at 1700 --
he's not army, it's not official --	Then it's unofficial.
he's former army and the best i've ever seen in a room. besides, he knows the territory, we did basic together here.  you've had three hours with dunbar and haven't gotten a peep, we need to take a different tack.	He's not Army, it's not official --
but this guy you called, he's not even army --	He's former Army and the best I've ever seen in a room. Besides, he knows the territory, we did Basic together here.  You've had three hours with Dunbar and haven't gotten a peep, we need to take a different tack.
he asked to see a policeman, we're getting him a policeman.	But this guy you called, he's not even Army --
this is totally unnecessary --	He asked to see a policeman, we're getting him a policeman.
sir, yes, sir!	LZ is two clicks North of a cabin, you are to split into teams of two and work your way through your designated area blasting as many targets as you can find! Each area has twenty targets, first team to take all twenty and find the cabin wins! Teams are as follows -- Dunbar and Nunez, Pike and Mueller, Kendall and Childs!
some of you may have heard there's a hurricane coming! american soldiers do not wait for good weather -- they do not wait for a bright sunshiney day to do their duty! an american soldier learns to operate in the worst conditions and turn said conditions into an advantage against their enemy! anyone who thinks these conditions are too harsh, feel free to lay down and die, you get me?	Sir, yes, sir!
sir, yes, sir!	So forget what you've seen on Sixty fucking Minutes about the kinder, gentler military -- you will either succeed, quit, or die by my hand!
in my time i have killed sixteen men for the good of my country, sixteen men whose entrance into this army i could not condone, as it would weaken the fabric of this nation's defense! this base suffers an average of three training accidents a year, unfortunate incidents that i will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me, understand -- give me a sir, yes, sir!	Sir, yes, sir!
sir, yes, sir!	In my time I have killed sixteen men for the good of my country, sixteen men whose entrance into this Army I could not condone, as it would weaken the fabric of this nation's defense! This base suffers an average of three training accidents a year, unfortunate incidents that I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me, understand -- give me a sir, yes, sir!
those who i deem unworthy to pass through this camp will quit, and those who refuse to quit i will kill. you ever hear of a training accident -- give me a sir, yes, sir!	Sir, yes, sir!
sir, yes, sir!	Those who I deem unworthy to pass through this camp will quit, and those who refuse to quit I will kill. You ever hear of a training accident -- give me a sir, yes, sir!
you motherfuckers have just made the worst mistake of your lives! you have chosen to join my army! this army is my mother, my father, and my little virgin sister and i will not allow anyone or anything that is not up to my standards near her pretty little virgin cooze, do you understand me -- give me a sir, yes, sir!	Sir, yes, sir!
thank you.	Good luck, kid.
her name is sandra templeton. she's going to auburn. the semester's almost over, so you better hurry.	Thank you.
there's only one i want.	Her name is Sandra Templeton. She's going to Auburn. The semester's almost over, so you better hurry.
i was wrong about you kid. you may not have much, but what you got, you got a lot of. you could get any girl.	There's only one I want.
that would explain the indigestion.	I was wrong about you kid. You may not have much, but what you got, you got a lot of. You could get any girl.
a few rabbits, but i think one of them was already dead.	That would explain the indigestion.
didn't kill anything, did i?	A few rabbits, but I think one of them was already dead.
sorry, kid. i don't do charity.	I'll work night and day, and you won't have to pay me. You just have to tell me who she is.
i don't have a job, but i would have a job if you gave me one. and i may not have much, but i have more determination than any man you're ever going to meet.	Sorry, kid. I don't do charity.
someone stole my backpack.	Kid, you were a big fish in a small pond. This here is the ocean, and you're drowning. Take my advice and go back to Puddleville. You'll be happy there.
i've got a whole backpack full of clothes!	Someone stole my backpack.
sure i do. you were hot shit back in hickville, but here in the real world, you got squat. you don't have a plan. you don't have a job. you don't have anything but the clothes on your back.	I've got a whole backpack full of clothes!
what do you mean? you don't even know me.	Sure I do. You were hot shit back in Hickville, but here in the real world, you got squat. You don't have a plan. You don't have a job. You don't have anything but the clothes on your back.
kid. don't waste your time. she's out of your league.	What do you mean? You don't even know me.
who is she? where does she live?	Kid. Don't waste your time. She's out of your league.
i know her uncle. friends of the family.	Who is she? Where does she live?
yes!	I know her uncle. Friends of the family.
jesus, kid.  let me guess. real pretty, blonde hair, blue hat?	Yes!
i'm going to spend the rest of my life looking for her. that or die alone.	Jesus, kid.  Let me guess. Real pretty, blonde hair, blue hat?
tough break. most men have to get married before they lose their wives.	I'm going to spend the rest of my life looking for her. That or die alone.
i just saw the woman i'm going to marry, i know it. but then i lost her.	Tough break. Most men have to get married before they lose their wives.
see! the big guy likes it.	I just saw the woman I'm going to marry, I know it. But then I lost her.
hey kid! your friend just made himself a star.	That's great.
great, great. that's fantastic.	It was on that night Karl met his destiny. And I met mine. Almost.
you won't find a better place!	I don't expect to.
this town is everything a man could ask for. and if i were to end up here, i'd consider myself lucky. but the fact is, i'm not ready to end up anywhere.	No one's ever left.
why?	This town is everything a man could ask for. And if I were to end up here, I'd consider myself lucky. But the fact is, I'm not ready to end up anywhere.
i have to leave. tonight.	Why?
now tell me if that isn't the best pie you ever ate.	It truly is.
he's still here. let me buy you a drink. i'll tell you all about it. hell, i'll have him tell you.	No. I've gotta meet somebody. I'm already running late.
the poet? what ever happened to him?	He's still here. Let me buy you a drink. I'll tell you all about it. Hell, I'll have him tell you.
the town of spectre. best kept secret in alabama. says here you're from ashton, right? last person we had from ashton was norther winslow.	The poet? What ever happened to him?
what is this place?	The town of Spectre. Best kept secret in Alabama. Says here you're from Ashton, right? Last person we had from Ashton was Norther Winslow.
you were expecting me?	Not yet.
oh. here! right here. edward bloom. we weren't expecting you yet.	You were expecting me?
yes.	Oh. Here! Right here. Edward Bloom. We weren't expecting you yet.
bloom like a flower?	Yes.
edward bloom.	Bloom like a flower?
welcome to ya. what's your name?	Edward Bloom.
what the hell are you doing? this is my girl. mine!	I didn't know she belonged to anybody.
don.	What the hell are you doing? This is my girl. Mine!
bloom!	Don.
i brought it.	Let's see it.
you get the eye?	I brought it.
fine, you do it.	Fine, I'm doing it.
fine, i will.	Fine, you do it.
then do it.	Fine, I will.
i'll go in right now and get that eye.	Then do it.
or are you too scared?	I'll go in right now and get that eye.
no.	Your mother came in about three in the afternoon. Her neighbor drove her, on account of your father was on business in Wichita. You were born a week early, but there were no complications. It was a perfect delivery. Now, your father was sorry to miss it, but it wasn't the custom for the men to be in the room for deliveries then, so I can't see as it would have been much different had he been there. And that's the real story of how you were born.
not that one. the real story. did he ever tell you that?	No.
a thousand times. he caught an uncatchable fish.	Not that one. The real story. Did he ever tell you that?
did your father ever tell you about the day you were born?	A thousand times. He caught an uncatchable fish.
five-eleven. one-eighty. regulated hypertension.  how would his son describe him?	Did your father ever tell you about the day you were born?
how would you describe him?	Five-eleven. One-eighty. Regulated hypertension.  How would his son describe him?
thirty years. maybe more.	How would you describe him?
how long have you known my father?	Thirty years. Maybe more.
my father and i have an advantage. we never talk.	How long have you known my father?
glad to see you're not trying to have a heartfelt talk. it's one of my greatest annoyances, when people talk to those who can't hear them.	My father and I have an advantage. We never talk.
can i see him?	Absolutely. Be good for you to talk to him.
dr. bennett. it's good to see you.  my wife, josephine.	A pleasure.
will.	Dr. Bennett. It's good to see you.  My wife, Josephine.
lucky girl.	I'm sorry, Jenny. I am.
and from the moment i saw her until the moment i die, she's the only one.	Lucky girl.
i know.	And from the moment I saw her until the moment I die, she's the only one.
don't. don't be embarrassed. i should never have let you think that...  i am in love with my wife.	I know.
i'll...	Go.
please. go. just go.	I'll...
lord, i'm sorry i...	Please. Go. Just go.
i can get it. i can just...	Lord, I'm sorry I...
it's okay, just leave it.	I can get it. I can just...
i won't be selling you this house, mr. bloom.	I see. I thank you for your time.
i was 18. he was 28. turns out that was a big difference.	I won't be selling you this house, Mr. Bloom.
you're beamen's daughter. your last name is different.  you married.	I was 18. He was 28. Turns out that was a big difference.
i'm not convinced you should be happy.	I'm sorry. Have I offended you?
helping people makes me happy.	I'm not convinced you should be happy.
then i don't think so mr. bloom. if nothing is going to change, i'd just as soon it not change in the way it hasn't been changing all this time.	It's not like you're going to lose anything. You can ask anyone in town. I've been nothing if not generous. I want the best for everyone.
in so many words, yes.	Then I don't think so Mr. Bloom. If nothing is going to change, I'd just as soon it not change in the way it hasn't been changing all this time.
so i've heard.	I'll offer you more than it's worth. And you know you won't have to move. Nothing will change except the name on the deed, you have my word.
apparently i've overlooked this one piece of it, and i'd like to remedy that. you see, in order for the town to be preserved, the trust must own it in its entirety.	So I've heard.
no one would come out here unless they had business. and no one would have business with me except for you. you're buying the town.	Apparently I've overlooked this one piece of it, and I'd like to remedy that. You see, in order for the town to be preserved, the trust must own it in its entirety.
how did you know?	No one would come out here unless they had business. And no one would have business with me except for you. You're buying the town.
you must be edward bloom.	How did you know?
promise me you'll come back.	I promise. Someday. When I'm really supposed to.
how are you gonna make it without your shoes?	I suspect it will hurt a lot.
you're pretty good at arithmetic.	And when I'm 38, you'll be 48. And that's not much difference at all.
i'm eight. that means when i'm eighteen, you'll be 28. and when i'm 28, you'll only be 38.	You're pretty good at arithmetic.
eighteen.	I'm eight. That means when I'm eighteen, you'll be 28. And when I'm 28, you'll only be 38.
how old are you?	Eighteen.
yeah.	It's not a woman, it's a fish. No one ever catches her.
was she nekkid?	Yeah.
well, she... uh...	Was she nekkid?
what did she look like?	Well, she... uh...
did you see that woman?	What did she look like?
i like your stories.	And I like you.
i didn't forget. i was just working on a tangent. see, most men, they'll tell a story straight through, and it won't be complicated, but it won't be interesting either.	I like your stories.
you were talking about your wedding.	I didn't forget. I was just working on a tangent. See, most men, they'll tell a story straight through, and it won't be complicated, but it won't be interesting either.
there was one time when i was eleven...	You were talking about your wedding.
truth is, i've been thirsty my whole life. never really known why.	There was one time when I was eleven...
is it the medicine that's making you thirsty?	Truth is, I've been thirsty my whole life. Never really known why.
well, we were all set to, but there was a complication.	Is it the medicine that's making you thirsty?
i thought you said you didn't have a church wedding.	Well, we were all set to, but there was a complication.
oh, so this is a tall tale?	Well, it's not a short one.
will never told you that?  probably just as well. he would have told it all wrong anyway. all the facts and none of the flavor.	Oh, so this is a tall tale?
i never knew.	Will never told you that?  Probably just as well. He would have told it all wrong anyway. All the facts and none of the flavor.
that's because we didn't have a wedding. your mother-in-law was never supposed to marry me. she was engaged to somebody else.	I never knew.
you don't need a picture. just look up handsome in the dictionary.	Please?
can i take your picture?	You don't need a picture. Just look up handsome in the dictionary.
spooning the sherbet.	Can I take your picture?
stop.	They were squeezing the cheese. Clanking the bottles. Licking the popsicle.
he was buttering her rolls. pumping her churn. splashing milk in her box.	Stop.
no, i understand.	He was slipping her a little extra cream.
because see, my mother was banging the milkman.	No, I understand.
that's terrible.	Terrible for her, but think about me, young boy with that kind of power. Wasn't three weeks later that the crow came back to me in a dream and said, "Your Grampa is going to die." Well, I ran right back to my parents. My father said, no, Gramps is fine, but I could see there was trepidation. And true enough, that next morning my Grampa was dead.
means when you dream about something that's going to happen.  like one night, i had a dream where this crow came and told me, "your aunt is going to die." i was so scared i woke up my parents. they told me it was just a dream, to go back to bed. but the next morning, my aunt stacy was dead.	That's terrible.
i was dreaming.	What were you dreaming about?
hi. how are you feeling?	I was dreaming.
really.	You're lucky to get four words out of them in English. But if you were to walk through the jungle, you'd hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything: politics, movies, fashion -- everything but religion.
you're not trying to run away?	Just to be sure, you can take my pack.
that poet, norther winslow did. he was going to paris, france. he must have liked it, because no one ever heard from him again.  tell you what. you take the other way and i'll cut through here. meet you on the far side.	You're not trying to run away?
you know anyone's who's taken it?	That poet, Norther Winslow did. He was going to Paris, France. He must have liked it, because no one ever heard from him again.  Tell you what. You take the other way and I'll cut through here. Meet you on the far side.
what did she say?	Beats me.
okay.	Okay.
i love every square inch of it. but i can feel the edges closing in on me. a man's life can only grow to a certain size in a place like this.  so what do you say? join me?	Okay.
you don't like it?	I love every square inch of it. But I can feel the edges closing in on me. A man's life can only grow to a certain size in a place like this.  So what do you say? Join me?
mine's edward. and truthfully, i do want you to leave, karl. but i want to leave with you.  you think this town is too small for you, well, it's too small for a man of my ambition. i can't see staying here a day longer.	You don't like it?
karl.	Mine's Edward. And truthfully, I do want you to leave, Karl. But I want to leave with you.  You think this town is too small for you, well, it's too small for a man of my ambition. I can't see staying here a day longer.
what's your name, giant?	Karl.
you're just trying to get me to leave, aren't you? that's why they sent you here.	What's your name, Giant?
so why are you wasting your time in a small town? you're a big man. you should be in the big city.	You're just trying to get me to leave, aren't you? That's why they sent you here.
i can.	So why are you wasting your time in a small town? You're a big man. You should be in the big city.
wouldn't lie to you. and they've got all-you-can-eat buffets. you can eat a lot, can't you?	I can.
really?	Wouldn't lie to you. And they've got all-you-can-eat buffets. You can eat a lot, can't you?
hardly two stories in the whole place. now i've heard in real cities, they've got buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of 'em.	Really?
you become what you always were. a very big fish.  and that's the way it happens.	Yes. Exactly.
it's unbelievable.	Story of my life.
you say...	The River!
where are we headed?	You say...
let's get out of here.	Somehow, you're better. Different. You're getting ready to go. And I say...
like this.	Okay. Okay.
i can try, dad. if you help. just tell me how it starts.	Like this.
how what happens?	How I go.
tell me how it happens.	How what happens?
the river?	Tell me how it happens.
the river.	The river?
yourself. good, bad, everything. just show me who you are for once.	I have been nothing but myself since the day I was born. And if you can't see that, it's your failing, not mine.
what do you want, will? who do you want me to be?	Yourself. Good, bad, everything. Just show me who you are for once.
it would kill you, huh?	What do you want, Will? Who do you want me to be?
dad, i'm about to have a kid of my own here. it would kill me if he went through his whole life never understanding me.	It would kill you, huh?
only on the surface. but that's all i've ever seen.	Dad, I'm about to have a kid of my own here. It would kill me if he went through his whole life never understanding me.
you think i'm fake.	Only on the surface. But that's all I've ever seen.
you tell lies, dad. you tell amusing lies. stories are what you tell a five-year old at bedtime. they're not elaborate mythologies you maintain when your son is ten and fifteen and twenty and thirty. and the thing is, i believed you. i believed your stories so much longer than i should have. and then when i realized that everything you said was impossible -- everything! -- i felt like such a fool to have trusted you. you were like santa claus and the easter bunny combined. just as charming and just as fake.	You think I'm fake.
i've told you a thousand facts. that's all i do, will. i tell stories.	You tell lies, Dad. You tell amusing lies. Stories are what you tell a five-year old at bedtime. They're not elaborate mythologies you maintain when your son is ten and fifteen and twenty and thirty. And the thing is, I believed you. I believed your stories so much longer than I should have. And then when I realized that everything you said was impossible -- everything! -- I felt like such a fool to have trusted you. You were like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny combined. Just as charming and just as fake.
i have no idea who you are because you have never told me a single fact.	I've told you a thousand facts. That's all I do, Will. I tell stories.
what, you're seeing down to my nose? my chin?	I have no idea who you are because you have never told me a single fact.
the thing about icebergs is you only see 10 percent of them. the other 90 percent is below the water where you can't see it. and that's what it is with you dad. i'm only seeing this little bit that sticks above the water.	What, you're seeing down to my nose? My chin?
then you shouldn't have started with a question. because people want to answer questions. you should have started with, "the thing about icebergs is..."	The thing about icebergs is you only see 10 percent of them. The other 90 percent is below the water where you can't see it. And that's what it is with you Dad. I'm only seeing this little bit that sticks above the water.
i'm trying to make a metaphor here.	Then you shouldn't have started with a question. Because people want to answer questions. You should have started with, "The thing about icebergs is..."
what?	I'm trying to make a metaphor here.
dad!	What?
do i? i saw an iceberg once. they were hauling it down to texas for drinking water, only they didn't count on an elephant being frozen inside. the woolly kind. a mammoth.	Dad!
do you know much about icebergs, dad?	Do I? I saw an iceberg once. They were hauling it down to Texas for drinking water, only they didn't count on an elephant being frozen inside. The woolly kind. A mammoth.
son?	Can we talk?
dad?	Son?
but the real story is how i got the car. you see...	Dad?
the maple tree and the buick. we heard it.	I think someone hasn't.
yes.	The maple tree and the Buick. We heard it.
did i ever tell you about how...	Yes.
josephine actually went to the congo last year.	Oh, so you know.
it's rude to talk about religion. you never know who you're going to offend.	Josephine actually went to the Congo last year.
why not religion, dad?	It's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're going to offend.
i thought you weren't dying.	I said this isn't how I go. The last part is much more unusual. Trust me on that.
you know where the chemicals are?	I used to do it when you were gone, remember? I used to do it a lot.
i will.	You know where the chemicals are?
your mother hasn't been keeping up the pool. if you wanted to you could...	I will.
i'd just like to know the true versions of things. events. stories. you.	Your mother hasn't been keeping up the pool. If you wanted to you could...
you mean, while i'm here.	I'd just like to know the true versions of things. Events. Stories. You.
dad, i'm hoping we can talk about some things while i'm here.	You mean, while I'm here.
there's a lot you don't know about me.	You're right.
when did you ever work in an office?	There's a lot you don't know about me.
true story.	When did you ever work in an office?
really.	True story.
you owe me three-fifty.	Really.
what did he say?	You owe me three-fifty.
and every day i gave him a quarter. every day. then i got sick and was out for a couple of weeks. and when i went back there, you know what he said?	What did he say?
okay.	And every day I gave him a quarter. Every day. Then I got sick and was out for a couple of weeks. And when I went back there, you know what he said?
there was this panhandler who used to stop me every morning when i came out of this coffee shop near the office.	Okay.
surprise ending. wouldn't want to ruin it for you.	There was this panhandler who used to stop me every morning when I came out of this coffee shop near the office.
so how does it happen?	Surprise ending. Wouldn't want to ruin it for you.
i saw my death in that eye. and this is not how it happens.	So how does it happen?
no, she was old and probably senile. maybe schizophrenic.	I saw my death in that eye. And this is not how it happens.
she was a witch.	No, she was old and probably senile. Maybe schizophrenic.
the old lady by the swamp.	She was a witch.
truly. i saw it in the eye.	The Old Lady by the swamp.
really.	Truly. I saw it in The Eye.
people needn't worry so much. it's not my time yet. this isn't how i go.	Really.
you think i'm up for it?	You learned from the best.
no, but i hear it's terrible. then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill its head with nonsense and still it turns out perfectly fine.	You think I'm up for it?
did you do any of that?	No, but I hear it's terrible. Then you spend years trying to corrupt and mislead this child, fill its head with nonsense and still it turns out perfectly fine.
having a kid changes everything. i mean, there's the diapers and the burping and the midnight feedings...	Did you do any of that?
am i?	Having a kid changes everything. I mean, there's the diapers and the burping and the midnight feedings...
you --  -- are in for a surprise.	Am I?
your mom says i can't tell you that one anymore. you get nightmares.	I'm not scared.
the one about the witch.	Your mom says I can't tell you that one anymore. You get nightmares.
come on, will. everyone likes that story.	No Dad, they don't. I do not like the story. Not anymore, not after a thousand times. I know all the punchlines, Dad. I can tell them as well as you can.  For one night, one night in your entire life, the universe does not revolve around Edward Bloom. It revolves around me and my wife. How can you not understand that?
friend of yours? did you help him out of a bind?	Come on, Will. Everyone likes that story.
jesus christ.	Friend of yours? Did you help him out of a bind?
i am a footnote in that story. i am the context for your great adventure. which never happened! incidentally! you were selling novelty products in wichita the day i was born.	Jesus Christ.
what, a father's not allowed to talk about his son?	I am a footnote in that story. I am the context for your great adventure. Which never happened! Incidentally! You were selling novelty products in Wichita the day I was born.
you can see my predicament. my wedding ring, the symbol of fidelity to my wife, soon to be the mother of my child, was now lost in the gut of an uncatchable fish.	Make him stop.
i was drying out.	I see. We need to get you one of those plant misters. We can spray you like a fern.
how can i convince you to stop?	Go out with me.
you don't even know me.	I have the rest of my life to find out.
i called everywhere in five states and explained this was the only way i could get my wife to marry me.	You don't even know me.
how did you get so many?	I called everywhere in five states and explained this was the only way I could get my wife to marry me.
they're your favorite flower.	How did you get so many?
daffodils?	They're your favorite flower.
oh.	But you're wrong. I do know you, at least by reputation. Edward Bloom from Ashton. See, I'm actually engaged to a boy from Ashton. Don Price. He was a few years older than you.
i'm sorry.	Don't need to apologize to me. I mean, I'm the luckiest person you're going to find today...
'fraid so.	Edward, it's got your deposit slip on it.
this is it? the whole vault.	'Fraid so.
so what are you up to now?	I'm robbing this place.
that's great, norther. i'm happy for you. i can't believe i helped.	So what are you up to now?
i want you to know, when you left spectre it opened my eyes. there was a whole life out there that i was not living. so i travelled. i saw france, and africa, half of south america. every day a new adventure, that's my motto.	That's great, Norther. I'm happy for you. I can't believe I helped.
i don't believe it!	I want you to know, when you left Spectre it opened my eyes. There was a whole life out there that I was not living. So I travelled. I saw France, and Africa, half of South America. Every day a new adventure, that's my motto.
i was astonished to see the greatest poet of both ashton and spectre all the way out in texas.	I don't believe it!
it's me. norther winslow.	I was astonished to see the greatest poet of both Ashton and Spectre all the way out in Texas.
i can't imagine any place better than here.	You're a poet. You oughta be able to. And maybe if you'd seen more, you could.
norther, do you ever regret not making it to paris?	I can't imagine any place better than here.
this is why you don't show work in progress.	Norther, do you ever regret not making it to Paris?
really.	There's a lot of expectation. I don't want to disappoint my fans.
i've been working on this poem for 12 years.	Really.
wait! i need those!	There is no softer ground than town.
you didn't become crazy.	Well, therapy. And one day I realized I was in love with a man who could never love me back. I was living in a fairy tale.
no, it's logical if you think like your father. see, to him, there's only two women: your mother and everyone else.	You didn't become crazy.
logically, you couldn't be the witch, because she was old back when he was young.	No, it's logical if you think like your father. See, to him, there's only two women: your mother and everyone else.
look, i don't know how much you want to know about any of this. you have one image of your father and it would be wrong for me to go and change it. especially this late in the game.	My father talked about a lot of things he never did, and I'm sure he did a lot of things he never talked about. I'm just trying to reconcile the two.
because he's dying.	Look, I don't know how much you want to know about any of this. You have one image of your father and it would be wrong for me to go and change it. Especially this late in the game.
can i ask you a question? why did you come here today? if you found this deed, why didn't you just ask eddie?	Because he's dying.
i've seen him with women. he flirts. he always has. on some level, i presumed he was cheating on my mother. i just never had proof.	Can I ask you a question? Why did you come here today? If you found this deed, why didn't you just ask Eddie?
wow. wow, you just said it. i was expecting to dance around this for another half hour.	I've seen him with women. He flirts. He always has. On some level, I presumed he was cheating on my mother. I just never had proof.
were you and my father having an affair?	Wow. Wow, you just said it. I was expecting to dance around this for another half hour.
this was on his sales route, so he was through here all the time. everyone in town knew him.	Were you and my father having an affair?
how did you know my father?	This was on his sales route, so he was through here all the time. Everyone in town knew him.
are you jenny hill?	I am. And you're Will. I've seen your picture, that's how I recognize you. I almost said something at the store, but it would have been awkward.  Like this.
i wasn't expecting you.	Are you Jenny Hill?
hello.	I wasn't expecting you.
oh. oh.	Hello.
i do.	I loved it. It sounds peculiar, but I loved every minute of it. I did. Eddie was travelling a lot, so he was gone, but I felt like I always had a piece of him with me. A little part of his soul inside me. I could feel it. It was alive and kicking.
do you like it, being pregnant?	I do.
i know. it was the same when i was carrying will. like clockwork.	Do you like it, being pregnant?
i'm sorry. it seems every hour i have to...	I know. It was the same when I was carrying Will. Like clockwork.
i'm going to check on him.	I need to lie down for a bit.
i'm going to get started on dishes.	I'll help you.
i spent a week in morocco for the story. it was incredible.	We'll have to pick up a copy.
yes.	Down the hall on the right. The door sticks. You have to really pull it.
thank you. i'll bet you need to --	Yes.
your father had a stroke. he's upstairs with your mom and dr. bennett.	Is he going to be okay?
what happened?	Your father had a stroke. He's upstairs with your mom and Dr. Bennett.
i need you on my side.	I am always on your side. And I think you should talk to him.
you're not.	I need you on my side.
look, i know why you like him. i know why everyone likes him. but i need you to tell me i'm not crazy.	You're not.
what is "true?" i've never heard my father say a single true thing.	Look, I know why you like him. I know why everyone likes him. But I need you to tell me I'm not crazy.
but it's not true.	What is "true?" I've never heard my father say a single true thing.
you have to understand. when i was growing up, he was gone more than he was here. and i started thinking -- maybe he has a second life somewhere else. with another house, another family. he leaves us, he goes to them. or maybe there is no family. maybe he never wanted a family. but whatever it is, maybe he likes that second life better. and the reason he tells all those stories is because he can't stand this boring place.	But it's not true.
do you love him?	You have to understand. When I was growing up, he was gone more than he was here. And I started thinking -- maybe he has a second life somewhere else. With another house, another family. He leaves us, he goes to them. Or maybe there is no family. Maybe he never wanted a family. But whatever it is, maybe he likes that second life better. And the reason he tells all those stories is because he can't stand this boring place.
everyone loves my father. he's a very likeable guy.	Do you love him?
do you love your father?	Everyone loves my father. He's a very likeable guy.
mmm, what. i know better than to argue romance with a french woman.	Do you love your father?
mmm, what?	Mmm, what. I know better than to argue romance with a French woman.
mmm.	Mmm, what?
but it's romantic.	Mmm.
that's because most of it never happened.	But it's romantic.
what about the details? how they fell in love. the circus. the war. you never told me any of that.	That's because most of it never happened.
they met at auburn.	What about the details? How they fell in love. The Circus. The War. You never told me any of that.
you never told me how your parents met.	They met at Auburn.
did you?	You never told me how your parents met.
i talked with your father last night.	Did you?
you don't have to.	I'm going with you.
i'm going with you.	You don't have to.
probably tonight.	I'm going with you.
you need to go.	Probably tonight.
it's more than they thought. they're going to stop chemo.	You need to go.
it's bad.	It's more than they thought. They're going to stop chemo.
mom, do you want some time with dad?	Yes. Thank you.
i'll stay. why don't you go home with josephine and i'll stay tonight.	That's okay?
i don't suppose one of us could stay with him. in case he...  in case he wakes up, one of us should be there.	I'll stay. Why don't you go home with Josephine and I'll stay tonight.
so you never bought any land.	Heavens no. We had a hard enough time keeping the mortgage on this place.
i suppose your grandmother's house when she passed on. but we sold that right away. your cousin shirley bought it.	So you never bought any land.
did you and dad have any other property?	I suppose your grandmother's house when she passed on. But we sold that right away. Your cousin Shirley bought it.
yes?	Did you and Dad have any other property?
mom?	Yes?
he just fell asleep. josephine's with him.	Mom?
is he awake?	He just fell asleep. Josephine's with him.
that really happened?	Not everything your father says is a complete fabrication.
no. but it's weird. she seemed to recognize me.	Do you know who that is?
was she one of your teachers?	No. But it's weird. She seemed to recognize me.
mom, do you know who that is? blonde hair.	Was she one of your teachers?
before i forget, your father has papers in the basement i'd like you to go through. i wouldn't know what's important.	Mom, do you know who that is? Blonde hair.
well, clearly you don't. but i'm not the mystery you're trying to solve right now.	Before I forget, your father has papers in the basement I'd like you to go through. I wouldn't know what's important.
but i understand you, mom. i always have.	Well, clearly you don't. But I'm not the mystery you're trying to solve right now.
i know it's not easy. just remember, he didn't choose to be your father and you didn't choose to be his son. you just ended up together. you could pick numbers out of a dark bag and it'd be just the same. if you ask me, it's a wonder parents and children can stand each other at all.	But I understand you, Mom. I always have.
true. but i've known him my whole life, and i don't feel like i know him at all. or ever will.	I know it's not easy. Just remember, he didn't choose to be your father and you didn't choose to be his son. You just ended up together. You could pick numbers out of a dark bag and it'd be just the same. If you ask me, it's a wonder parents and children can stand each other at all.
yes, you both think william bloom is a very smart man.  the problem is, you only see me as your mother, and not as someone's wife. and i've been his wife longer than i've been your mother. you can't discount that.	True. But I've known him my whole life, and I don't feel like I know him at all. Or ever will.
josephine and i have a lot in common.	Yes, you both think William Bloom is a very smart man.  The problem is, you only see me as your mother, and not as someone's wife. And I've been his wife longer than I've been your mother. You can't discount that.
no it's not. it's exactly the same. your father and i met, we dated, and we married -- we chose each other -- because we understood each other on some fundamental level. just the same as you two.	Josephine and I have a lot in common.
yes. but that's a different...	No it's not. It's exactly the same. Your father and I met, we dated, and we married -- we chose each other -- because we understood each other on some fundamental level. Just the same as you two.
would you say you understand josephine?	Yes. But that's a different...
yes, will, i do. and don't presume things you don't know.	Would you say you understand Josephine?
how is that possible? i mean, you try to ask him a question and suddenly it's another one of his stories.  you can't honestly say you know him.	Yes, Will, I do. And don't presume things you don't know.
yes.	How is that possible? I mean, you try to ask him a question and suddenly it's another one of his stories.  You can't honestly say you know him.
what i mean is, do you really know what's going on in his head?	Yes.
of course.	What I mean is, do you really know what's going on in his head?
mom, would you say you understand dad?	Of course.
i don't know if you've seen it, but josephine has some photos in the most recent newsweek.	Really! That's wonderful.
how much time does he have left?	You don't talk about those things. Not yet.
he's impossible. he won't eat. and because he won't eat, he gets weaker. and because he's weaker, he doesn't want to eat.	How much time does he have left?
how is he?	He's impossible. He won't eat. And because he won't eat, he gets weaker. And because he's weaker, he doesn't want to eat.
he's up with your father.	How is he?
is that dr. bennett's car?	He's up with your father.
we rented a car.	You didn't need to do that. You just didn't.
ruth mchibbon offered to pick you up at the airport.	We rented a car.
we swam. the atlantic, it's not that big really.	Ruth McHibbon offered to pick you up at the airport.
how did you get here?	We swam. The Atlantic, it's not that big really.
the sets were good.	The sets were excellent. Everything was big, you know, all the rubbish, coke cans, sweet wrappers, dustbins, so when you were watching it you felt cat size. It was really clever.
yeah. it was quite good actually. some bits i really liked.	The sets were good.
yeah it was okay.	Yeah. It was quite good actually. Some bits I really liked.
those aren't presents. that's normal friendship stuff	I paid for those guitar cases.
when we went to the hard rock cafe. who paid? when we went to see 'cats'. who paid?	Those aren't presents. That's normal friendship stuff
such as?	When we went to the Hard Rock Cafe. Who paid? When we went to see 'Cats'. Who paid?
i've been buying you stuff all week. i've been buying him stuff all week.	Such as?
i got you those trousers from paul smith.	I've been buying you stuff all week. I've been buying him stuff all week.
no i don't.	I got you those trousers from Paul Smith.
you know what for.	No I don't.
what for?	You know what for.
put it in the cases. split it up. and don't forget you owe me 150.	What for?
you first.	Fifty thousand. Almost exactly.
you have. you've actually fallen for this prick.	No I haven't.
leave him!	You have. You've actually fallen for this prick.
what. you're what? you're with this creep now.	Leave him!
what? what are you doing?	What are you doing here?
a baby? what are we supposed to do with a baby?	Name it.
what?	You heard what I said. I'm pregnant. I've been throwing up for weeks.
say thank you.	Thank you.
yeah.	Say thank you.
do you like it?	Yeah.
that's not a burn.	It is. I did it cooking.
it's nothing. i burnt myself.	That's not a burn.
what's this?	It's nothing. I burnt myself.
we'll stop then.	What's this?
yes.	We'll stop then.
do you want to stop?	Yes.
you know what i mean babe, it's enough. we can stop.	Do you want to stop?
what do you mean?	You know what I mean babe, It's enough. We can stop.
it's enough isn't it?	What do you mean?
sixty four thousand, eight hundred.	There's over eighty thousand here.
i thought you could give us the tour this morning. sort of be our indian guide.	Right.
hello.	I thought you could give us the tour this morning. Sort of be our Indian Guide.
you can see why it's sensitive?	Uh... Yes.
right.	You can see why it's sensitive?
to customers approaching the bank from the rear	Right.
ch...	To customers approaching the bank from the rear
this is sensitive. your car. lovely car. doesn't necessarily give the right impression.	Ch...
i'm so sorry.	Leave her alone.
just leave her alone.	I'm so sorry.
oh jesus. of course i can't.	Just leave her alone.
he is sure you can do this. of course you can not.	Oh Jesus. Of course I can't.
oh jesus.	He is sure you can do this. Of course you can not.
i've got eight hundred pounds. oh jesus.	Oh Jesus.
you don't understand. he wants all the money that is in your bank.	I've got eight hundred pounds. Oh Jesus.
i'll fuckin' give it to him! we'll go down there.	You don't understand. He wants all the money that is in your bank.
he wants the money from your bank.	I'll fuckin' give it to him! We'll go down there.
i'll give him money. tell him to put the...	He wants the money from your bank.
he wants a lot of money.	I'll give him money. Tell him to put the...
tell him to put the kettle down and i'll give him money.	He wants a lot of money.
he wants money.	Tell him to put the kettle down and I'll give him money.
what does he want. the russian shithead. what do you want ?	He wants money.
he says you are very sad ridiculous man. i don't agree of course. and that you must pay someone to have sex like a prostitute. nadia is a prostitute. i'm sorry.	What does he want. The Russian shithead. What do you want ?
what did he say? tell me!	He says you are very sad ridiculous man. I don't agree of course. And that you must pay someone to have sex like a prostitute. Nadia is a prostitute. I'm sorry.
what? what does he want?	What did he say? Tell me!
he says you scare him so much he must go to the toilet in his trousers. john, he is a soldier. a trained killer. we must do what he says.	What? What does he want?
put the fucking kettle down. tell, yuri, tell him put it down or i'm going to make him.	He says you scare him so much he must go to the toilet in his trousers. John, he is a soldier. A trained killer. We must do what he says.
john.	Put the fucking kettle down. Tell, Yuri, tell him put it down or I'm going to make him.
put the fucking kettle down.	John.
i have brought you trouble. maybe i should have come alone.	Good night.
you can stay tonight.	I have brought you trouble. Maybe I should have come alone.
i understand. i'm so sorry	You can stay tonight.
fine. i thought you were leaving today.	To be indoors on such a day. It's crime.
how is bank?	Fine. I thought you were leaving today.
i suppose it's... i mean define your terms.	It's very strange. How many people are truly themselves with their love? It is the greatest human disaster and it is never in the newspapers. There are no Marches Against Heartache, no Ministries Against Loneliness, no Concerts Against Disappointment. We look away. And still we know in secret that nothing is more important to us. The one thing we all share but don't say. Look John I will show you something.
do you believe in love?	I suppose it's... I mean define your terms.
no. it's not that.	Do you believe in love?
you are not ashamed of it? it's no surprise to want to love.	No. It's not that.
he says why did you send to russia for a wife.	You are not ashamed of it? It's no surprise to want to love.
tell me what he said.	He says why did you send to Russia for a wife.
no. it is too judgmental.	Tell me what he said.
tell me.	No. It is too judgmental.
oh nothing.	Tell me.
what was that?	Oh nothing.
binoculars.	Binoculars. He had these Binoculars he has kept from the war.
"i have these uh..." she explains to you... "when i was a little girl my father had these beautiful old glasses." like... i don't know the word. like for watching uh... for watching the birds.	Binoculars.
i...	"I have these uh..." She explains to you... "When I was a little girl my father had these beautiful old glasses." Like... I don't know the word. Like for watching uh... for watching the birds.
"i saw you waiting there, by the gate."	I...
when?	"I saw you waiting there, by the gate."
she says she has a secret to tell.	What?
uh. do you like england?	Classic!  Thank God. She says 'Yes!'
she says 'hello' to you. go for it john!	Uh. Do you like England?
you're asking for my documents?	No, no...
you must have a visa or something...	You're asking for my documents?
plans are for the architects, politicians and so forth.	You must have a visa or something...
so how long will you be in england?	Plans are for the architects, politicians and so forth.
i asked her if you were happy to see us. i find it hard to tell with you.	Yes it's okay. Thank you for the food.
what was that?	I asked her if you were happy to see us. I find it hard to tell with you.
so i come to england with other actors to make shows, i meet this freak from novgorod i tell him of you and chicken and the birthday here we are.	What was that?
so?	So I come to England with other actors to make shows, I meet this freak from Novgorod I tell him of you and Chicken and the birthday here we are.
right. so i can say he smokes me. so.	So?
no.	Right. So I can say he smokes me. So.
right.	I am actor, he is actor, although he is an actor stroke musician. I just noodle along, I'm not so good. He makes me look like a retard -- He smokes me. I don't mean he smokes me.
we better watch him. he's crazy.	Right.
right.	We better watch him. He's crazy.
of course not. alexei, he's is my problem.	Right.
so hang on. you're both nadia's cousins?	Of course not. Alexei, he's is my problem.
hold on.	Toast first then we talk seriously, I can see you are serious about us.
and what? you mean from the beginning? jesus. can i uh okay, as we say in russia can i cut a long story short. okay. nadia is my little cousin. except she's not. but we say cousin. this is for you.	Hold on.
and...	And what? You mean from the beginning? Jesus. Can I uh okay, as we say in Russia can I cut a long story short. Okay. Nadia is my little cousin. Except she's not. But we say cousin. This is for you.
good.	And...
yes. i know.	Good.
oh.  we are russian.	Yes. I know.
i need to know who you are first please.	Oh.  We are Russian.
what did he say?	He says he feels safe here.
i'm asking what you're here for.	What?
sorry. you've lost me...	I'm asking what you're here for.
what are you doing here?	Sorry. You've lost me...
you must find some glasses, small, for the toast, and some plates.	What are you doing here?
hang on hang on, sorry, but like, who are you?	You must find some glasses, small, for the toast, and some plates.
how's that? we can't drink our piss can we?	Hang on hang on, sorry, but like, who are you?
my name's sophia.	Sophia. Hello Sophia. Mine's still John.
hurry. i'll wait for you here.	Right.
maybe you will find out.	Hurry. I'll wait for you here.
what does it mean?	Maybe you will find out.
it's a long way to go for a date.	Tell me about it.
it's more like a date.	It's a long way to go for a date.
no. what? no. i know.	It's more like a date.
i'm not asking you to marry me.	No. What? No. I know.
why?	I'm not asking you to marry me.
it's not mine either.	It's what you came back for.
it's not mine.	It's not mine either.
i'm sorry.	Please.
whatever.	I'm sorry.
you didn't deserve me john buckingham.	Whatever.
goodbye.	You didn't deserve me John Buckingham.
i'm quitting. this will be my last one. so. goodbye.	Goodbye.
you can probably buy them on the flight.	I'm quitting. This will be my last one. So. Goodbye.
something else.	Okay. Promise?
okay. goodbye.	Goodbye.
please. why not?	Because it was a lie.
yeah. no thanks.	Please. Why not?
okay. thank you.	Whatever.
no. i think i better just go.	Okay. Thank you.
i've got an hour. can i buy you a coffee?	No. I think I better just go.
it's alright.	I've got an hour. Can I buy you a coffee?
you know you can come under the blanket.	It's alright.
what was her name?	What's your name?
i don't know.	What was her name?
except for small eyes.	Except for Small Eyes.
i don't want anyone to die.	Except for Small Eyes.
maybe i want to die. don't you want me to die?	I don't want anyone to die.
nobody's that unhappy.	Maybe I want to die. Don't you want me to die?
i smoke more these days. i smoke more when i'm unhappy.	Nobody's that unhappy.
i've got news for you. it's not working.	I smoke more these days. I smoke more when I'm unhappy.
i'm trying to quit.	I've got news for you. It's not working.
you should stop smoking. you're pregnant. you smoke like a fucking lab dog.	I'm trying to quit.
laugh it up.	You should stop smoking. You're pregnant. You smoke like a fucking lab dog.
she's alive!! she is not dead?	Laugh it up.
she's alive?	She's alive!! She is not dead?
i don't know why i said it. i'm sorry.	She's alive?
what?	I don't know why I said it. I'm sorry.
i don't know why i said that. she's not dead at all.	What?
i'm sorry.	I don't know why I said that. She's not dead at all.
did she leave you? come on. it's nothing to be ashamed of. who did she leave you for? your best friend? her boss? a woman? did she leave you for a woman, john?	She's dead.
it's none of your business. she didn't have small eyes.	Did she leave you? Come on. It's nothing to be ashamed of. Who did she leave you for? Your best friend? Her boss? A woman? Did she leave you for a woman, John?
the thin... the girl with small eyes. the one in your cupboard.	It's none of your business. She didn't have small eyes.
what?	The thin... the girl with small eyes. The one in your cupboard.
what happened between you and the blonde?	What?
are you scared?	Not really. Maybe a little.
no.	Are you scared?
have you had any before?	No.
no.	Have you had any before?
do you know if it's a boy or a girl?	No.
i don't have nothing.	Well what have you got?
i'm pretty naive? look at you. you have to do all this, and what have you got to show for it? nothing.	I don't have nothing.
you are pretty naive if you think it is.	I'm pretty naive? Look at you. You have to do all this, and what have you got to show for it? Nothing.
thank christ for that.	You are pretty naive if you think it is.
the rest of the world, john, it's not all like st. albans.	Thank Christ for that.
yeah. he's a smashing bloke.	The rest of the world, John, it's not all like St. Albans.
fifteen. you don't know him. he was very kind and strong.	Yeah. He's a smashing bloke.
then okay.  so how old were you when you met him?	Fifteen. You don't know him. He was very kind and strong.
i wasn't saying anything.	Then okay.  So how old were you when you met him?
please, there's no... oh.	I wasn't saying anything.
what? i... i wasn't saying...	Please, there's no... Oh.
you don't have to say anything	What? I... I wasn't saying...
you know, in russia, there's no work for women. it's a different world.	You don't have to say anything
you are throwing me out.	Get out.
get out	You are throwing me out.
excuse me?	Get out
you don't understand me.	You don't understand you either.
so what did you want? i think we understand each other, no?	You don't understand me.
it wasn't what i wanted.	So what did you want? I think we understand each other, no?
you didn't mind too much.	It wasn't what I wanted.
i got what i paid for.	You didn't mind too much.
you...	I got what I paid for.
what?	You...
oh. i think you will recover okay. i think you got what you paid for.	What?
i think it's my safest bet, don't you?	Oh. I think you will recover okay. I think you got what you paid for.
so now you hate all women?	I think it's my safest bet, don't you?
well, it's just that the thought trying to charm up an erection in front of a woman, or alone for that matter, makes me want to die.	So now you hate all women?
why?	Well, it's just that the thought trying to charm up an erection in front of a woman, or alone for that matter, makes me want to die.
i don't like sex. i don't think i'll be having sex ever again.	Why?
there's nothing wrong in liking sex, john.	I don't like sex. I don't think I'll be having sex ever again.
some... what does that mean?	There's nothing wrong in liking sex, John.
sometimes neither.	Some... What does that mean?
sometimes which?	Sometimes neither.
sometimes.	Sometimes which?
so what? do you just switch off in your head or do you imagine you're with him, or what?	Sometimes.
whereas "wet 'n' wild" is an emotional journey. "tied and tethered". it's pretty moving huh? like anna karenina.	Listen. I didn't go rooting around in your private stuff.
so. what then? you just detach sex from everything..	Whereas "Wet 'n' Wild" is an emotional journey. "Tied and Tethered". It's pretty moving huh? Like Anna Karenina.
what's a moral orgasm john? tell me how it feels exactly.	So. What then? You just detach sex from everything..
and that would be morals. that would be one's own moral sense of decency.	What's a moral orgasm John? Tell me how it feels exactly.
and who says what is wrong.	And that would be Morals. That would be one's own moral sense of decency.
and. it's wrong.	And who says what is wrong.
and? what are you saying?	And. It's wrong.
okay. let's... okay. okay. you have had sex with people you don't like haven't you? for money. to make money.	And? What are you saying?
i don't hate you.	Okay. Let's... Okay. Okay. You have had sex with people you don't like haven't you? For money. To make money.
so. what's it like having to fuck men you hate?	I don't hate you.
we'll pretend it never happened.	So. What's it like having to fuck men you hate?
okay we won't talk about it.	We'll pretend it never happened.
no.	Okay we won't talk about it.
you don't want to talk about it.	No.
shut up. i'm not listening.	You don't want to talk about it.
why not?	Shut up. I'm not listening.
i don't want to talk about it.	Why not?
yeah. i tend to tie up and abandon women i really want to see again too.	No. But you tend to tie them up.
he left me my passport and ticket. it's pretty clear he wants to see me again.	Yeah. I tend to tie up and abandon women I really want to see again too.
excuse me?	He left me my passport and ticket. It's pretty clear he wants to see me again.
he will come back.	Excuse me?
not the kids type then is he? not that broody. you must be pretty miffed.	He will come back.
of course. of course. of course he does. of course. thank you. thanks.	But, you know, so what?
if what you want to know is does he have a bigger cock than you, then yes he does.	Of course. Of course. Of course he does. Of course. Thank you. Thanks.
oh jesus.	If what you want to know is does he have a bigger cock than you, then yes he does.
look, if you want to know is he better in bed than you then yes he is.	Oh Jesus.
so uh...	Look, if you want to know is he better in bed than you then yes he is.
fine. absolutely. must be disappointing though. must come as a hell of a shock.	So uh...
it's none of your business.	Fine. Absolutely. Must be disappointing though. Must come as a hell of a shock.
fine.	It's none of your business.
i don't want to talk about him.	Fine.
so, uh, alexei, which i know isn't his name...	I don't want to talk about him.
what?	I said I don't have any.
i don't have any money.	What?
give me some money.	I don't have any money.
shut up. have you got your passport?	Yes.
what?	Shut up. Have you got your passport?
have you got your passport?	What?
you don't have to do this. i can look after myself.	Have you got your passport?
i'm going... i am... i'm going to be sick.	No you're not. How... Nice one. How dumb do you think I am ?
what? no you're not..	I'm going... I am... I'm going to be sick.
i'm going to be sick. where's the...	What? No you're not..
what?	I'm going to be sick. Where's the...
where's the restroom?	What?
you can't hurt me more than i'm hurt already.	Well, Nadia, It it's all the same to you, I'd like to give it a bash.
in every sense. if at all possible.	You can't hurt me more than I'm hurt already.
so you're just going to be vindictive	In every sense. If at all possible.
i do. i want to very badly.	So you're just going to be vindictive
i know you just want to punish me --	I do. I want to very badly.
in the world.	I know you just want to punish me --
no i don't.	In the world.
you must think... i'm the biggest pillock... in the world.	No I don't.
why else would you send off for me? if you just wanted sex just go to a prostitute.	Well as it turns out I did.
even so i always felt the decision to burst in and rob it very much remained with me.	Why else would you send off for me? If you just wanted sex just go to a prostitute.
they don't blame you. when a bank employee does this they understand. you get your life back. anyway i bet you hated that bank.	Even so I always felt the decision to burst in and rob it very much remained with me.
i'm going to drink my coffee. then, we're going to the police station. where there will be lawyers, loss of job, house, humiliation, gutter press, and probably prison.	They don't blame you. When a bank employee does this they understand. You get your life back. Anyway I bet you hated that bank.
so what are you going to do?	I'm going to drink my coffee. Then, we're going to the police station. Where there will be lawyers, loss of job, house, humiliation, gutter press, and probably prison.
that's a relief. it's nice to know i'm a regular guy.	So what are you going to do?
it makes it faster. if i don't speak to the men, they fall faster. it's pretty obvious why.	That's a relief. It's nice to know I'm a regular guy.
i don't want to know.	It makes it faster. If I don't speak to the men, they fall faster. It's pretty obvious why.
it's makes it easier. okay.	I don't want to know.
unless. unless this is part of the routine. you get tied up, stick around, distract me, they both bust in and steal my cup of coffee.	It's makes it easier. Okay.
i think that about covers it. i think i have grasped the part about you being dumped though. that's got to hurt, i imagine. that's got to smart a bit. i mean strictly in my observer's capacity it seemed you two were getting on pretty fucking famously.	Unless. Unless this is part of the routine. You get tied up, stick around, distract me, they both bust in and Steal My Cup Of Coffee.
you don't understand anything.	I think that about covers it. I think I have grasped the part about you being dumped though. That's got to hurt, I imagine. That's got to smart a bit. I mean strictly in my observer's capacity it seemed you two were getting on Pretty Fucking Famously.
oh, i don't know. in my job as deputy assistant of new business at the bank would have to listen to the problems of a great many individuals. this took a lot of understanding and sympathy, to try to work out solutions to their problems. but, you see, i'm not in that line of work anymore. nowadays i'm a bank robber.	You don't understand anything.
of course. they go. yes. yes.	They go.
they go.	Of course. They go. Yes. Yes.
what's wrong?	They go.
they go. john. they go.	What's wrong?
"frenzy".	Yes I know.
syevodnya	Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday.
syevodnya?	Syevodnya
i don't understand.	Happy bath day.
today is bath day.	Sorry?
uh... are you a giraffe?	Yes.
yes.	Uh... Are you a giraffe?
do you follow or should i speak slower?	Yes.
yes.	Do you follow or should I speak slower?
good. or should i speak slower?	Yes.
yes.	Good. Or should I speak slower?
do uh... sorry. can you follow me? do you understand what i'm saying?	Yes.
yes.	Do uh... Sorry. Can you follow me? Do you understand what I'm saying?
and how was the flight. sorry, am i speaking too fast for you?	Yes.
yes.	And how was the flight. Sorry, am I speaking too fast for you?
i bet.  what about me? am i how you imagined?	Yes.
yes.	I bet.  What about me? Am I how you imagined?
so. is it different to how you imagined it?	Yes.
yes.	I mean... "Ants." "I've got a problem with ants."
i'm pretty nervous. are you?	Yes.
yes.	I'm pretty nervous. Are you?
i just can't find a nest. the root of the problem. i've looked everywhere. what's the russian for ant? sorry that's a stupid... sorry. this is strange isn't it.	Yes.
yes.	I just can't find a nest. The root of the problem. I've looked everywhere. What's the Russian for ant? Sorry that's a stupid... Sorry. This is strange isn't it.
it's about forty miles from here. i don't know if you've looked at a map, it's close to london but it's a city in itself. a roman city. it's a nice house. i'm having a problem with ants. i uh... it's the warmer weather. i can't seem to find the nest. sorry, do you understand "ants"?	Yes.
yes.	Right. Okay. Good.
is that everything?	Yes.
how do you want to pay?	Cash.
thanks.	How do you want to pay?
you have excellent english.	Thanks.
please check. is it full? please could you check.	You have excellent English.
i'm sorry sir. i believe the flight is closed.	Please check. Is it full? Please could you check.
is the flight full?	I'm sorry Sir. I believe the flight is closed.
then start taking them seriously.	Yes, ma'am.
yeah, i know.	Then start taking them seriously.
you know the rules.  you do know the rules, don't you?	Yeah, I know.
just wanted to see.	You know the rules.  You do know the rules, don't you?
what are you doing?	Just wanted to see.
laz. i'm gonna put my trust in you. i'm gonna do it knowin' all too well i can get hurt like this. and i have been hurt. just like you.  woman like me, i got a lot of livin' to do. but my days are precious to me. they all i got left. don't want no more fuss. i want love in my life. you understanding me, laz?	I do. God's truth. I do.
yes, i do. cuz i feel for you. mean to say...  i got feelings for you. and i didn't want you to think... i didn't...  i don't want you to go away. there's better ways to say what i'm trying to say, but... they it is. don't go away.	Laz. I'm gonna put my trust in you. I'm gonna do it knowin' all too well I can get hurt like this. And I have been hurt. Just like you.  Woman like me, I got a lot of livin' to do. But my days are precious to me. They all I got left. Don't want no more fuss. I want love in my life. You understanding me, Laz?
laz... you don't need to explain yourself to me...	Yes, I do. Cuz I feel for you. Mean to say...  I got feelings for you. And I didn't want you to think... I didn't...  I don't want you to go away. There's better ways to say what I'm trying to say, but... they it is. Don't go away.
i lied to you. it was wrong. but at the time... i didn't know what to do. imagine you got an earful from folks about that gal i's carryin'...	Laz... you don't need to explain yourself to me...
can i come in?	I lied to you. It was wrong. But at the time... I didn't know what to do. Imagine you got an earful from folks about that gal I's carryin'...
more cough syrup?	Can I come in?
i need ya help again.	More cough syrup?
what do you need?	I need ya help again.
hey. you wasn't at'cha work but that nosey gal up at the counter give me your home address. hope you don't mind me comin' over.	What do you need?
hey.	Hey. You wasn't at'cha work but that nosey gal up at the counter give me your home address. Hope you don't mind me comin' over.
when? now? oh. no.	Come on, just a little somethin'. Right here. Go'on now, don't be shy.
you gonna sing me somethin'?	When? Now? Oh. No.
mm-hm. i don't know if i got a good voice or not but... practice is only on mondays and wednesdays, so...	You gonna sing me somethin'?
at church?	Mm-hm. I don't know if I got a good voice or not but... practice is only on Mondays and Wednesdays, so...
i's thinkin' about singing in the choir.	At church?
that'd be nice.	I put on the lotion you got me. Can you smell it?
been eatin' like a princess all week. even got enough for us to take a picnic under the gazebo.	That'd be nice.
you liked what i brung ya?	Been eatin' like a princess all week. Even got enough for us to take a picnic under the gazebo.
i bet you have loyal customers.	You liked what I brung ya?
this was very sweet of you.	Well. Hope you enjoy it.
just wanted to say how much i appreciate you helping me the other day. my niece, she's cured up, and i got you to thank.	Well that's good. I'm happy to hear it.
you didn't have to do this.	Just wanted to say how much I appreciate you helping me the other day. My niece, she's cured up, and I got you to thank.
i brung you a little basket of goodies. fresh squash, tomatoes, some okra, butter beans.	You didn't have to do this.
i already tossed that out.  somethin' you should'a done to that woman long ago... how she treated you. of course, that's none of my business.	Don't make it less true.
thank you.  oh. my wife. she had a card here for her migraine pills. she ain't gonna be around no more... so if you...	I already tossed that out.  Somethin' you should'a done to that woman long ago... how she treated you. Of course, that's none of my business.
not if no one finds out.	Thank you.  Oh. My wife. She had a card here for her migraine pills. She ain't gonna be around no more... So if you...
this gonna get you in trouble?	Not if no one finds out.
my sister got a bad cough with her pneumonia. i just copied her prescription. you don't need to pay anything... just take it. but if she gets worse, you give me a call. i wrote my number on the box.	This gonna get you in trouble?
oh, she older than that.	My sister got a bad cough with her pneumonia. I just copied her prescription. You don't need to pay anything... just take it. But if she gets worse, you give me a call. I wrote my number on the box.
is your niece older than 12?	Oh, she older than that.
you take her to a doctor?	No. No, she can't go. Mean to say... they's just no money fo'a doctor. Her daddy left for a job, and uh... give her to me to look on. I just...  I don't know what to do.
my little niece... she got this deep cough.	You take her to a doctor?
go on, laz. you can talk to me.	My little niece... she got this deep cough.
i need to uh...	Go on, Laz. You can talk to me.
yes?	I need to uh...
angela?	Yes?
well. it's good to see you.	Angela?
been on the crop. may need to get some extra hands if i don't want to work on sundays.	Well. It's good to see you.
i'm standing most of my day. they're for support.  didn't see you in church this mornin'.	Been on the crop. May need to get some extra hands if I don't want to work on Sundays.
you hurt it?	I'm standing most of my day. They're for support.  Didn't see you in church this mornin'.
i'm sorry. it's these soft shoes i wear for my back.	You hurt it?
oh! gave me a start.	I'm sorry. It's these soft shoes I wear for my back.
lazarus?	Oh! Gave me a start.
wanna get on somebody 'bout live music, get on ol' laz, there. he the one got this place shakin' back in the day.	Don't gotta tell me. Me and my girlfriends use-ta talk 'bout them hard fingertips he got pickin' that guitar.
naw. they got some blue dye, though. you think them boots you got on come from a black cow?	Wanna get on somebody 'bout live music, get on ol' Laz, there. He the one got this place shakin' back in the day.
folks can dance when they want. didn't buy that mirror ball for nothin'.	You seen my snake-skin shoes?
why you stop havin' dancin' on saturday? used to have bands... all kind's live shit. like a wake up in here, now.	Folks can dance when they want. Didn't buy that mirror ball for nothin'.
he black alright, he just ain't blue.	Why you stop havin' dancin' on Saturday? Used to have bands... all kind's live shit. Like a wake up in here, now.
can i put it in your mouth?	Okay.
cuz let me tell you, you boys gotta run the ball more. you get into a kicking game, ya'll gonna lose.	Can I put it in your mouth?
no, ma'am.	Cuz let me tell you, you boys gotta run the ball more. You get into a kicking game, ya'll gonna lose.
you ain't the kicker, are you?	No, ma'am.
hey.	You ain't the kicker, are you?
hi.	Hey.
some women prefer not to scent their bodies with perfume. so now they have scented creams. they help moisturize a woman's skin.  this one's my favorite. it's called ginger souffle. i recommend... applying the cream while the skin is still damp. so... perhaps just after a shower.	I'll take a jar of that, too.
for your hands?	Some women prefer not to scent their bodies with perfume. So now they have scented creams. They help moisturize a woman's skin.  This one's my favorite. It's called Ginger Souffle. I recommend... applying the cream while the skin is still damp. So... perhaps just after a shower.
these are whipped body creams. it's like a lotion.	For your hands?
mind i ask, what's all this business here?	These are whipped body creams. It's like a lotion.
that young lady's size, right'cher.	Well, that makes it easier.
and, sir... do you have a size in mind for what you're lookin' for?	That young lady's size, right'cher.
you gonna steal my truck?	Make yourself at home. You done it already.
it's not her fault, gill. she's had to take care of me all this time, cuz i'd just start throwin' up... choking. just losin' my grip. and she listened. she listened to me.  and... i got better. i don't get nervous like i used to. and since we been together... she been faithful to me. put all that junk behind her...	The only thing that cunt's had behind her is me and half the town fuckin' her.  Your first night away, I come over and drop off the spare keys like you wanted me to. You weren't gone two hours and she was aching to get me inside her. Like she was havin' some kind'a fit.
you had a plan! you had a goddamn life! and she just fucked the guts out of you!	It's not her fault, Gill. She's had to take care of me all this time, cuz I'd just start throwin' up... choking. Just losin' my grip. And she listened. She listened to me.  And... I got better. I don't get nervous like I used to. And since we been together... she been faithful to me. Put all that junk behind her...
i know about how she was like. but we was different. i's the only person she talked to about it. how she's abused. terrible things, gill, just terrible...	YOU HAD A PLAN! YOU HAD A GODDAMN LIFE! AND SHE JUST FUCKED THE GUTS OUT OF YOU!
with all she was doin'. with all the shit she kept doing! you stayed stuck to that bitch's ass and you wouldn't let go.	I know about how she was like. But we was different. I's the only person she talked to about it. How she's abused. Terrible things, Gill, just terrible...
now wait...	With all she was doin'. With all the shit she kept doing! You stayed stuck to that bitch's ass and you wouldn't let go.
and then you had to fall in love with the school slut.	Now wait...
you joined up in that monkey troop cuz you had a plan for yourself. army'd pay for school. you were gonna get a degree, maybe somethin' in business or agriculture and you were gonna make somethin' of yourself.	And then you had to fall in love with the school slut.
that's not right, really, cuz i...	You joined up in that monkey troop cuz you had a plan for yourself. Army'd pay for school. You were gonna get a degree, maybe somethin' in business or agriculture and you were gonna make somethin' of yourself.
ronnie. you can't see cuz you're too close to it.  these nervous spells you get. you never had that shit back in school...	That's not right, really, cuz I...
she ever tell you she was thinkin' of taking off?	I just been so mixed up lately, Gill. And, you know, with her history, I can see how she could get scared...  ...and run.
this don't feel right. kitchen looks just like i left it. i know, cuz i cleaned it.	She ever tell you she was thinkin' of taking off?
uh-uh. i's hitchin' up the interstate when i seen your truck outside.	You need a ride?
you been home yet?	Uh-uh. I's hitchin' up the interstate when I seen your truck outside.
i don't know. she's gettin' crazy, like she gets. begged me not to go. got real down. i just think somethin's happened. like she run off with someone. you'd tell me if you knew somethin', right?	You been home yet?
she's around. always is.	I don't know. She's gettin' crazy, like she gets. Begged me not to go. Got real down. I just think somethin's happened. Like she run off with someone. You'd tell me if you knew somethin', right?
i can't get rae on the phone. she's not at home... none of her friends seen her anywhere.	She's around. Always is.
i guess it could be worse. you could be comin' back in a body bag.	I can't get Rae on the phone. She's not at home... none of her friends seen her anywhere.
they been keepin' a folder on me cuz of my stomach. like how it was just before we'd play ball back in school. thought it was just some tic i got, or ulcers like my daddy had.  i can't... shoot. target practice i'm a pro. i tag between the numbers each time but...  but when there's really loud noises around me... somethin' happens. i get shaky and... i lose my breath. they called it anxiety. severe anxiety. it can be fixed and all... just not in time for....  it's a long process but... they sent me home.	I guess it could be worse. You could be comin' back in a body bag.
what happened?	They been keepin' a folder on me cuz of my stomach. Like how it was just before we'd play ball back in school. Thought it was just some tic I got, or ulcers like my daddy had.  I can't... shoot. Target practice I'm a pro. I tag between the numbers each time but...  But when there's really loud noises around me... somethin' happens. I get shaky and... I lose my breath. They called it anxiety. Severe anxiety. It can be fixed and all... just not in time for....  It's a long process but... they sent me home.
sure.	Marv, let's get Ronnie set up here.
sit down, man. need a beer?	Sure.
yeah.	Sit down, man. Need a beer?
holy shit.	Yeah.
look it. i got somethin' for us. this is gonna help, okay.	You gonna miss your bus.
still need a lift?	Yeah. Transmission's shot.
the fuck you laughin' at?	You don't got half what Tehronne got.
i bet you did. just had to get that black cock up in you. i swear to god. what ronnie sees... you disgust me.	The fuck you laughin' at?
i begged him. don't see why he had to go...	I bet you did. Just had to get that black cock up in you. I swear to God. What Ronnie sees... you disgust me.
this thing you got... i've heard people say, you'd fuck a tree if it was handy. i can see that.  but that nigger tehronne. thinks he's some player cuz he hustles dope and stolen hubcaps. i mean, i can see a tree. but that piece of shit?	I begged him. Don't see why he had to go...
i got others.	This thing you got... I've heard people say, you'd fuck a tree if it was handy. I can see that.  But that nigger Tehronne. Thinks he's some player cuz he hustles dope and stolen hubcaps. I mean, I can see a tree. But that piece of shit?
thought you had a skirt earlier.	I got others.
jes? jesse?  oh shit... wait... wait... stop!	Stop what?
you think i'm ronnie's spy or somethin'? come tomorrow that dumb- ass gonna be halfway round the world tryin' to keep his head on his shoulders. you think he's gonna be thinkin' about you?	You go to hell.
it's not like i can't go out and have fun with my friends.	You think I'm Ronnie's spy or somethin'? Come tomorrow that dumb- ass gonna be halfway round the world tryin' to keep his head on his shoulders. You think he's gonna be thinkin' about you?
better?	Yeah.
it gets worse there. leavin' me to my own mind. that's just not good.	Here. Pound this and I'll join you.
you wanna go home?	It gets worse there. Leavin' me to my own mind. That's just not good.
why should you waste your life waitin' and wonderin'. not like you're married.	I begged him not to go. And he did.
can't be thinkin' bout him every second of my day. i'll go outta my gourd.	Why should you waste your life waitin' and wonderin'. Not like you're married.
nothing's gonna happen. not like everybody over there is in the line of fire with them arabs blowin' themselves up.	Can't be thinkin' bout him every second of my day. I'll go outta my gourd.
ronnie ship out this mornin'?	It's so stupid. Says to me that he don't want nothin' to do with no military career. Says he wants to move. Open up an auto shop with his uncle up in Knoxville. I said, okay. How about now? Let's go.
you better pray, gal. you better pray...	Don't you lay a CURSE ON ME!
laz, i said let...!	You better pray, gal. You better pray...
would'a chopped my arm off if you asked. and this how you do me!	LAZ, I said let...!
let go of my arm...	Would'a chopped my arm off if you asked. And this how you do me!
my daddy told me that a younger woman would bleed me dry. and that's what you did. ya bled me.	Let go of my arm...
let go...	My Daddy told me that a younger woman would bleed me dry. And that's what you did. Ya bled me.
god forgive you, for how you done me...	Let go...
if we get with a counselor. at the church, maybe they's...	I don't love ya no more.
laz... you can't say nothin'...	If we get with a counselor. At the church, maybe they's...
rose... please...	Laz... You can't say nothin'...
better than what you give.	Rose... please...
better'n me?	Better than what you give.
i deserve better than this.	Better'n me?
kept us warm for twelve years.	I deserve better than this.
that damned, rusty, radiator, bout burned the skin off my legs each time i passed.	Kept us warm for twelve years.
i keep the heat on.	That damned, rusty, radiator, bout burned the skin off my legs each time I passed.
talk to me about sick. ain't been right since i moved into that drafty house.	I keep the heat on.
rose. folks get sick. but you do what you can to get on the mend. our marriage... it just got sick. that's all.	Talk to me about sick. Ain't been right since I moved into that drafty house.
and you gonna live it with him?	Rose. Folks get sick. But you do what you can to get on the mend. Our marriage... it just got sick. That's all.
i'm not ready to grow old, laz. livin' with you. i feel it. like i'm one foot in the dirt. saw it happen to my momma. and that's not gonna happen to me. i got living to do.	And you gonna live it with him?
carryin' on behind my back. make me out to look like a fool to all our people. tell me, what's friendly about that?	I'm not ready to grow old, Laz. Livin' with you. I feel it. Like I'm one foot in the dirt. Saw it happen to my momma. And that's not gonna happen to me. I got living to do.
thought we was gonna be friendly about this.	Carryin' on behind my back. Make me out to look like a fool to all our people. Tell me, what's friendly about that?
how many times we been over this, laz? how many times?	Thought we was gonna be friendly about this.
say what you gotta say, but i ain't gonna hear you speak his name to me. not never. you hear?	How many times we been over this, Laz? How many times?
think this about money still, ya old fool?	Say what you gotta say, but I ain't gonna hear you speak his name to me. Not never. You hear?
if you come to talk about that muthafucka, i'm gonna get up and leave you sittin' pretty in that new suit he bought'cha.	Think this about money still, ya old fool?
we leavin' this weekend. deke got a friend in mobile gonna get him a job at the water company...	If you come to talk about that muthafucka, I'm gonna get up and leave you sittin' pretty in that new suit he bought'cha.
can't remember the last time i saw you in that suit.	Your mother's funeral. I's a pallbearer, remember?
like a man.	Yes. I mean that's it. I wanna feel like a man with her. I wanna feel like the only man with her.
don't... don't say that to me...	Son, I'm grown. Don't got patience to suffer you children and this monkey junk. I'm too old to play house...  ...and cowboys. So let's have it. End me or get out of my face!
put all your love and dreams into one woman... she turn around and give it all to another man. that's a good reason to paint the wall with me, kid. she'd fear ya then. cuz there won't be no more question in her mind. she with a real man now. a real killer!	Don't... don't say that to me...
shut up! shut up!	Put all your love and dreams into one woman... she turn around and give it all to another man. That's a good reason to paint the wall with me, kid. She'd fear ya then. Cuz there won't be no more question in her mind. She with a real man now. A real KILLER!
boy! you keep that gun pointed at me!  you need to kill a man, all you gotta have is a good reason.  you know she been here with me, don't cha? been all over town, givin' up that switch you thought was your own.	SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
goddammit, rae!	BOY! YOU KEEP THAT GUN POINTED AT ME!  You need to kill a man, all you gotta have is a good reason.  You know she been here with me, don't cha? Been all over town, givin' up that switch you thought was your own.
you testing me? huh? you testin' me, old man?	Test. Shit. What kind'a test you thinkin'? You mean like, if you a man or not? If you a killer? Only one way to prove that. You just look me in the eye, boy, and you squeeze that trigger back.
boy! you so green you couldn't stomp a baby duck.	You testing me? Huh? You testin' me, old man?
you heard me, mother-fucker. i'll fuckin' kill..	BOY! You so green you couldn't stomp a baby duck.
you sayin' you'll do what?	You heard me, mother-fucker. I'll fuckin' kill..
ain't gonna be callin' me boy when i blow your face off.	You sayin' you'll do what?
boy? you here to make a point, or you here to kill somebody?	Ain't gonna be callin' me boy when I blow your face off.
or what? or what?	Boy? You here to make a point, or you here to kill somebody?
careful how you point that gun, boy.	Or what? OR WHAT?
you shut up!	Careful how you point that gun, boy.
i don't want you to let go.	Maybe I won't.
i've had nice things before but i always ruined 'em somehow.	Well, this one's yours now. You ready to take care of it?
now that's sharp. that's real sharp. miss ella mae set you up, didn't she? you like it?	I've had nice things before but I always ruined 'em somehow.
what i love.	Get a good picture in your mind.
stop that foolishness. just do as i say and close your eyes.  close your eyes. and think about... well, for a song like this, i'd say you think about what you love.	What I love.
no, you do it. i can't sing.	Stop that foolishness. Just do as I say and close your eyes.  Close your eyes. And think about... well, for a song like this, I'd say you think about what you love.
go'on and sing it, i'll play.	No, you do it. I can't sing.
woke up real early. sun was shining. just thought i'd mess around, try to learn a song.	Go'on and sing it, I'll play.
i know that.	Woke up real early. Sun was shining. Just thought I'd mess around, try to learn a song.
you know how you feel when you come out of a bad hangover? like your eyes can open a little bit more.	I know that.
how you feelin' today?	You know how you feel when you come out of a bad hangover? Like your eyes can open a little bit more.
don't know where i learn't it, but... it's there in my head.	How you feelin' today?
looks like you know a song.	Don't know where I learn't it, but... it's there in my head.
sorry.	Looks like you know a song.
i didn't mean it nothin' dirty.	I know you didn't. But you a grown girl. You can handle it. I got to.
don't think that'd be wise.	I didn't mean it nothin' dirty.
laz? can i sleep with you tonight?	Don't think that'd be wise.
i guess you have.	Laz? Can I sleep with you tonight?
yeah, gal i been here before.	I guess you have.
are you drunk?  keep drinkin' water and you won't get a headache in the mornin'.	Yeah, gal I been here before.
by myself?	You can handle it.
get'chu at that table up yonder.	By myself?
nothin'.	Get'chu at that table up yonder.
what is it?	Nothin'.
you took care of your wife, like you do me?	I tried.
right here. be here all afternoon.  you ready for this?	I'm gonna just get some girl stuff, like make-up and... stuff.
where you gonna be?	Right here. Be here all afternoon.  You ready for this?
no one's gonna hurt you no more.	You think God forgives people like that?  You think God forgives people like me?
oh, laz... he hurt me. he... hurt me so many times.	No one's gonna hurt you no more.
he told me... get help. i just stood there and watched him... i watched him die, laz. oh god! goddammit!	Oh, Laz... he hurt me. He... hurt me so many times.
you just havin' a fit. you ain't goin' nowhere.	He told me... get help. I just stood there and watched him... I watched him die, Laz. Oh God! GODDAMMIT!
i seen a man die. he couldn't breathe... his heart was... was givin' out.	You just havin' a fit. You ain't goin' nowhere.
the... chain helps.	I seen a man die. He couldn't breathe... his heart was... was givin' out.
tell me what to do.	The... chain helps.
i'm here with you.	I had love in my heart. And I gave it to one woman. And she gone now.  Where am I gonna put all this love?
my life is gone. only life i was livin'. and i lost it.	I'm here with you.
could you do somethin' for me?	Anything.
i ain't in a hurry.	Could you do somethin' for me?
if you want... i can take you back to town now.	I ain't in a hurry.
still makin' jokes?	No joke.
to freedom.	Still makin' jokes?
we drinkin' buddies now?	To freedom.
want another?	We drinkin' buddies now?
you take it straight?	Sure.
you drink whiskey?	You take it straight?
they sure liked them devilled eggs.	You drink whiskey?
i can handle that.	Well, get to it.
if all you got is filth comin' out'cha mouth... people just gonna tune ya out.  rae. rae! i'm not fightin' with ya. i just know you got more in you than junk.  now, you sayin' you don't know how to cook anything at all?  you know how to boil water?	I can handle that.
look it... i put the goddamn dress on, didn't i? i think i'm handlin' myself with some... fuckin' restraint here... how you got me locked up like a dog on a...	If all you got is filth comin' out'cha mouth... people just gonna tune ya out.  Rae. RAE! I'm not fightin' with ya. I just know you got more in you than junk.  Now, you sayin' you don't know how to cook anything at all?  You know how to boil water?
gal, i been around hard-cursin' folk all my life. and let me tell you...	Look it... I put the Goddamn dress on, didn't I? I think I'm handlin' myself with some... fuckin' restraint here... how you got me locked up like a dog on a...
i don't fuckin' cook.	Gal, I been around hard-cursin' folk all my life. And let me tell you...
good. now i got the steaks on, potatoes at a boil, and biscuits ready to pop in the oven. r.l. and lincoln out yonder grillin' up the corn. what do you know how to make?	I don't fuckin' cook.
uh-uh.	Good. Now I got the steaks on, potatoes at a boil, and biscuits ready to pop in the oven. R.L. and Lincoln out yonder grillin' up the corn. What do you know how to make?
now that's sharp. that is sharp. chain give you any trouble?	Uh-uh.
let go of me...	GIVIN' UP THAT SWITCH LIKE A TRAMP! BEHIND MY BACK AND KILL MY BABY...!
my god, gal, don't you got no sense? i ain't sayin' i ain't weak? shit. playin' guitar in the blood-bucket jukes all ya life... a nigga learn how to sin, let me tell you!  i got sin in me! i ain't go'n lie! but i got respect! and all you got is bile, gal!	Let go of me...
gal... matthew ain't doin' shit... this just a story...  look it. i've seen it in nature, i've seen it in men. ya got to change up your crop. cuz that seed ain't gettin' in.  ya gotta cut this shit out. got no cause to be up under these fools, ruttin' on ya like you a bitch. like you somebody's dog. no woman... who joins in union with almighty god... or man... in the sanctity of marriage... should degrade herself... and bend to another man's will!	My God, gal, don't you got no SENSE? I ain't sayin' I ain't weak? Shit. Playin' guitar in the blood-bucket jukes all ya life... a nigga learn how to sin, let me tell you!  I GOT SIN IN ME! I AIN'T GO'N LIE! BUT I GOT RESPECT! AND ALL YOU GOT IS BILE, GAL!
i know. i get it. what's matthew doin'?	Gal... Matthew ain't doin' shit... this just a story...  Look it. I've seen it in nature, I've seen it in men. Ya got to change up your crop. Cuz that seed ain't gettin' in.  Ya gotta cut this shit out. Got no cause to be up under these fools, ruttin' on ya like you a bitch. Like you somebody's dog. No woman... who joins in union with Almighty God... or man... in the sanctity of marriage... should degrade herself... and bend to ANOTHER MAN'S WILL!
the seed that land on good soil is for them who hear the word of god... and understand the word of god. not enough for you to hear what i'm sayin', you gotta understand.	I know. I get it. What's Matthew doin'?
uh-uh.	The seed that land on good soil is for them who hear the word of God... and understand the word of God. Not enough for you to hear what I'm sayin', you gotta understand.
means ya healin'.  so all this farmin' make me think on matthew. matthew 13. the parable of the sower? man toss seed on rock, on the wayside, some fell in thorns... you know the story?	Uh-uh.
itches.	Means ya healin'.  So all this farmin' make me think on Matthew. Matthew 13. The parable of the sower? Man toss seed on rock, on the wayside, some fell in thorns... you know the story?
cuz once in a while soil need a change. corn take up a lot of nitrate in the fertilizer. so next crop what ya do is plant ya some soy beans. that give off a lot of nitrate. change keeps it all growin' and growin' strong.  sting a bit?	Itches.
uh-uh.	Cuz once in a while soil need a change. Corn take up a lot of nitrate in the fertilizer. So next crop what ya do is plant ya some soy beans. That give off a lot of nitrate. Change keeps it all growin' and growin' strong.  Sting a bit?
my daddy was one of the first mens to organize soil conservation in these parts. that's a group of farmers, you know, each season they'd rotate the crop. know why it's best to rotate em like that?	Uh-uh.
if i break one you gonna shoot me?	My Daddy was one of the first mens to organize soil conservation in these parts. That's a group of farmers, you know, each season they'd rotate the crop. Know why it's best to rotate em like that?
can't sit all day on that sofa. need to get your legs strong.	If I break one you gonna shoot me?
you like this? walkin' me through this field like i's your mule?	Can't sit all day on that sofa. Need to get your legs strong.
i said... stop!	I CAN'T!
hm-mm... hm-mm...	I said... STOP!
no, ma'am. you stop that foolishness.	Hm-mm... Hm-mm...
wicked little bitch... gonna cut me...	You gonna get a lot more a'that, you keep me locked up like this!
stop it! stop it! it hurts!	Whose doin' is that?
or what?	Stop it! Stop it! IT HURTS!
now you get up! and you get in my house!	Or what?
you can holla y'self hoarse. ain't gonna bend my will.  right or wrong, you gonna mind me.  gonna suffer you like jesus say, to the faithless and the perverse generation.	Now you get up! And you get in my house!
let me go!	You can holla y'self hoarse. Ain't gonna bend my will.  Right or wrong, you gonna mind me.  Gonna suffer you like Jesus say, to the FAITHLESS and the PERVERSE GENERATION.
look it, mister... you wanna have your way, you take it. i'll do whatever you want. but you gotta let me go. you can't do this! you can't keep me here!	You sick. You got a sickness... we broke that fever... we gonna break that hold the devil got on ya.
in my house, you watch that lip...	Look it, mister... you wanna have your way, you take it. I'll do whatever you want. But you gotta let me go. You can't do this! You can't KEEP ME HERE!
some crazy jesus freak, gonna fuck the spirit into me...	In my house, you watch that lip...
no ma'am.	Some crazy Jesus freak, gonna fuck the spirit into me...
you some kind'a pervert?	No ma'am.
god saw to it to put you in my path. and i aim to cure ya of your wickedness.	You some kind'a pervert?
what do you want from me?!  whatever you gonna do to me, just do it! and let me go!	God saw to it to put you in my path. And I aim to cure ya of your wickedness.
we got everything we need. plenty of food. ya medicine still got a few good swallows in it...	WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!  WHATEVER YOU GONNA DO TO ME, JUST DO IT! AND LET ME GO!
what do you want?	We got everything we need. Plenty of food. Ya medicine still got a few good swallows in it...
i give ya enough chain so's you can get about the house. get you to the kitchen. you need the bathroom, it'll reach.	What do you want?
i've saved ya life, gal. i can do and say whatever the fuck i want.	I give ya enough chain so's you can get about the house. Get you to the kitchen. You need the bathroom, it'll reach.
the hell you know about me?! you got no right to talk to me about that shit! the hell you think you are?	I've saved ya life, gal. I can do and say whatever the fuck I want.
you know what i'm talkin' about.  all that mess with ya teachers and... boys in the backs of trucks.	The hell you know about me?! You got no right to talk to me about that shit! The hell you think you are?
do me? do me like this, you mean? like chainin' me up?	You know what I'm talkin' about.  All that mess with ya teachers and... boys in the backs of trucks.
these men you up under. how you let them do ya like that?	Do me? Do me like this, you mean? Like chainin' me up?
what?	These men you up under. How you let them do ya like that?
how you let men treat ya like they do?	What?
i'm right enough to stand on my own two feet. now take this goddamn chain off...	How you let men treat ya like they do?
gal, you ain't right yet.	I'm right enough to stand on my own two feet. Now take this Goddamn chain off...
well i'm woke now... you can take this off.	Gal, you ain't right yet.
now, no harm's come to you... and i aim to keep it that way. ain't gonna... gonna run a train over ya... or however you call it... see... you was runnin' wild on me... these fever dreams you was havin'... these fits. i'd be chasin' you all night.	Well I'm woke now... you can take this off.
get this goddamn thing off me!	Now, no harm's come to you... and I aim to keep it that way. Ain't gonna... gonna run a train over ya... or however you call it... see... you was runnin' wild on me... these fever dreams you was havin'... these fits. I'd be chasin' you all night.
i ain't laid a hand on ya but to ease yo fever... remember like i say, i found you in the road...	Get this Goddamn thing off me!
the fuck you been doin' to me?	I ain't laid a hand on ya but to ease yo fever... Remember like I say, I found you in the road...
way i see it, it's gonna take a while for you to get right.	The fuck you been doin' to me?
why you got me chained?	Way I see it, it's gonna take a while for you to get right.
let me say somethin' first...	Why you got me chained?
best try gettin' ya wits about you 'fore you try to...	Let me say somethin' first...
naw'sir... i gotta be on my way.	Best try gettin' ya wits about you 'fore you try to...
think it'd be best if you stayed put while we talk.	Naw'sir... I gotta be on my way.
then i better be on my way. don't wanna put you out no more.	Think it'd be best if you stayed put while we talk.
don't need none.	Then I better be on my way. Don't wanna put you out no more.
i don't got any money... for fixin' me up and all.	Don't need none.
wait. he left.	I don't got any money... for fixin' me up and all.
well i don't...	Wait. He left.
where's ronnie?	Well I don't...
two days?	After your fever broke, you'd wake up in spells... long enough to get that medicine in ya.
you been in and out goin' on two... maybe two days.	Two days?
how long... how long i been out?	You been in and out goin' on two... maybe two days.
take it easy now. don't rush it.	How long... how long I been out?
mm-mm... mm-mm...	Come on, gal...
nn-nn... nn-nn... no... n'ronnie!	GAL! YOU HEARIN' MY VOICE?
teh... tehronne?	Tehronne? Tehronne done this?
don't see generosity much these days. everything always got a catch. guess i'm tryin' to say... thank you.	Nobody ever asks me to do shit like this for people. And you know what? I'm good at it. Naw what I mean?
it got some miles on it, but my boys say she run good. got fresh 22's on her. ain't my doin'. that's just how it came to me. don't worry. nobody gonna come lookin' for it. i got the pinks... got no problem.  ain't gonna have my girl ridin' no bus.	Don't see generosity much these days. Everything always got a catch. Guess I'm tryin' to say... thank you.
how a girl get like that?	Like I told you.
meanin' like a team of fellas go to work on her and she don't even break a sweat.  she into football, you know. you got a letter on your jacket you get that pussy in ya lap. i ain't playin'.	How a girl get like that?
nuh-uh.	Meanin' like a team of fellas go to work on her and she don't even break a sweat.  She into football, you know. You got a letter on your jacket you get that pussy in ya lap. I ain't playin'.
you ever seen a train run on a woman?	Nuh-uh.
naw!	Go ask him.
he tapped that.	Naw!
uh-huh.	He tapped that.
first hooked up with that bitch when she was 16. girl was fuckin' the principal and two of her teachers. you know coach reynolds?	Uh-huh.
what i'm tellin' you. girl gotta get dick or she go crazy.	First hooked up with that bitch when she was 16. Girl was fuckin' the principal and two of her teachers. You know coach Reynolds?
what'chu sayin'?	What I'm tellin' you. Girl gotta get dick or she go crazy.
she a freak. got what you call a sexual addiction.	What'chu sayin'?
what'chu sayin'?	What I'm tellin' you. Girl gotta get dick or she go crazy.
she a freak. got what you call a sexual addiction.	What'chu sayin'?
what'chu sayin'?	She a freak. Got what you call a sexual addiction.
like i say, you wanna hook that up... i ain't in ya way. that switch of hers been all over this town. got that sickness, you know.	What'chu sayin'?
you collar that dog, boy. i ain't gonna hurt nobody. just wanted to know who she was.	Like I say, you wanna hook that up... I ain't in ya way. That switch of hers been all over this town. Got that sickness, you know.
see, that girl is in my favor. you heard me, nigga? you fuck with her rough, and you got me to fuck wit.	You collar that dog, boy. I ain't gonna hurt nobody. Just wanted to know who she was.
now, hold up.	See, that girl is in my favor. You heard me, nigga? You fuck with her rough, and you got me to fuck wit.
that ain't my scene. if that's somethin' you into...	Now, hold up.
she like it rough? you like beatin' on her?	That ain't my scene. If that's somethin' you into...
she got a spare minute she'll snatch up anyone... but me, i'm different. sometimes she need the real deal, so she call me up. girl got an itch. you know... what's a nigga to do?	She like it rough? You like beatin' on her?
why you say that?	She got a spare minute she'll snatch up anyone... but me, I'm different. Sometimes she need the real deal, so she call me up. Girl got an itch. You know... what's a nigga to do?
shit. who hasn't?	Why you say that?
this rae... you get with her?	Shit. Who hasn't?
i don't pimp that.  you talkin' about who i think you talkin' about, you mean rae. rae doole. sexy little split tail, like you say. i can't hook you up with that. i got two girls. one ain't in town, the other one pregnant. so... you on your own.	This Rae... you get with her?
huh?	I don't pimp that.  You talkin' about who I think you talkin' about, you mean Rae. Rae Doole. Sexy little split tail, like you say. I can't hook you up with that. I got two girls. One ain't in town, the other one pregnant. So... you on your own.
that ain't up to me to hook you up. naw what i mean? she her own, you know?	Huh?
been years since i fooled with that.  you know a white girl? dirty blond hair, split down the middle like?	That ain't up to me to hook you up. Naw what I mean? She her own, you know?
you need some weed?	Been years since I fooled with that.  You know a white girl? Dirty blond hair, split down the middle like?
word wit'cha. in private.	You need some weed?
do you call it a game when only one man win each time? i think you call it a damn shame.	Word wit'cha. In private.
and now these three remain: faith, hope and love. but the greatest of these is love.  who gives this girl in marriage?	I do.
yeah, you know you home, old man. you just walked through the door.	I don't know, but I been told, them Georgia women sweet jelly roll.
heard about this morning.	We ain't here to talk about that shit.
i just know how you get. good to know, them butterflies still in ya gut.	Heard about this morning.
there you go, preacher man. get me drunk so i don't stick my foot up yo ass.	I just know how you get. Good to know, them butterflies still in ya gut.
what? i called bojo, like you say. called up the fellas in the band...	The fuck are all these people doin' here? Been drinkin' in this shit hole for years ain't seen this many people since I don't know...
the hell is this shit?	What? I called Bojo, like you say. Called up the fellas in the band...
then what?	She's tied to me, R.L.. We tied to each other.
not like that.	Then what?
you believe he wants this? a woman chained to ya radiator?	Not like that.
i'm dealin' with what god put before me.	You believe He wants this? A woman chained to ya radiator?
gotta get that chain off her, laz. somethin' like this gets out, you could land in a heap of trouble.	I'm dealin' with what God put before me.
mm. mm. now these eggs got some kick to it. what'chu got in this?	Ask the chef.
y'all let me know if these steaks are too dry.	This all looks wonderful.
pass them potatoes, lincoln.	Y'all let me know if these steaks are too dry.
you treat folks special when they company. it's just supper, r.l., shit.	One thing at a time, Laz.
you mean with you and that woman chained to ya radiator?	You treat folks special when they company. It's just supper, R.L., shit.
good. makin' steaks for supper. i expect you to come.	You mean with you and that woman chained to ya radiator?
why don't you go'on and ask her. she need to talk wit somebody with sense. folks been ruttin' and beatin' on this gal all her days. and this is how i'm handling it.	THIS IS HOW YOU HANDLING IT? THIS IS HOW YOU HANDLING IT?
what's that chain around her for?	Why don't you go'on and ask her. She need to talk wit somebody with sense. Folks been ruttin' and beatin' on this gal all her days. And this is how I'm handling it.
put yo'self in my shoes. say you out here, alone, with a beaten, half naked, white woman loves to fuck. i been toe to toe with the law in this town for no more than being black and nearby.	What's that chain around her for?
you say she was beat on. you call the sheriff on that?	Put yo'self in my shoes. Say you out here, alone, with a beaten, half naked, white woman loves to fuck. I been toe to toe with the law in this town for no more than being black and nearby.
i haven't laid a hand. on my life, r.l., my wick is dry on this.	You say she was beat on. You call the sheriff on that?
laz, i know about that girl.  good number of this town's sinners got my ear, you know.  oh, laz. she's had a mess of crabs and them std's. what'chu thinking?	I haven't laid a hand. On my life, R.L., my wick is dry on this.
i'm tellin' you the truth, dammit. i found her beat. left for dead. so i brung her home.	Laz, I know about that girl.  Good number of this town's sinners got my ear, you know.  Oh, Laz. She's had a mess of crabs and them STD's. What'chu thinking?
a naked woman, chained in ya house?	I'm tellin' you the truth, dammit. I found her beat. Left for dead. So I brung her home.
man like you ought not take the lord's name like you just done.	A naked woman, chained in ya house?
are you outta ya goddamn mind?	Man like you ought not take the Lord's name like you just done.
or what?	I told you to TURN BACK!
got no place for preachin' here. not now. so you do as i say...	Or what?
ain't gonna be moved?	Got no place for preachin' here. Not now. So you do as I say...
you ain't gonna talk me outta shit no more. i got my mind made up and i ain't gonna be moved on this.	Ain't gonna be moved?
you gotta go, r.l.. i ain't foolin' this time.	You sayin' that gun's for me if I don't?
goin' dove huntin'?	You gotta go, R.L.. I ain't foolin' this time.
somethin' wrong with ya phone? been callin' the last few days.	Goin' dove huntin'?
this ain't got nothin' to do with that woman. just don't want nobody around me now.	Somethin' wrong with ya phone? Been callin' the last few days.
you get a call from rose?	This ain't got nothin' to do with that woman. Just don't want nobody around me now.
r.l., you gonna have to get on. i can't have nobody round my place.	You get a call from Rose?
why's his britches round his knees?	R.L., you gonna have to get on. I can't have nobody round my place.
he's fine. just had a bad fall.	Why's his britches round his knees?
was that lincoln james i seen run off?	He's fine. Just had a bad fall.
don't know if god wanna see me.	He knows where ya at. Just answer the door if he come knockin'.
i think you did alright by god under the circumstances.  your people are here for you, laz. this is your home. no shame in showing your face.	Don't know if God wanna see me.
you gonna preach 'bout turnin' the other cheek?	I think you did alright by God under the circumstances.  Your people are here for you, Laz. This is your home. No shame in showing your face.
bojo called. said you got to see your brother at the long end of a broken bottle.	You gonna preach 'bout turnin' the other cheek?
that kind of talk is between us. don't you go in there with that shit on your tongue.	I didn't start this, R.L.
i never laid a hand on her in anger. not a day. not even when i's drinkin'. but this business got me wonderin' what a good shake and slap would do for her.	That kind of talk is between us. Don't you go in there with that shit on your tongue.
you ain't gonna make a fuss, are you?  nothing a man can do when a woman make up her mind.	I never laid a hand on her in anger. Not a day. Not even when I's drinkin'. But this business got me wonderin' what a good shake and slap would do for her.
i skipped lunch.	Well, dig in, son. Got plenty to eat.
yes'sir.	You struck some gold, didn't ya?
so...  that your first time?	Yes'sir.
my mouth is shut, boy. and that's how we gonna keep it. don't go braggin' to ya buddies, ya heard me?	So...  That your first time?
please don't tell my daddy.	My mouth is shut, boy. And that's how we gonna keep it. Don't go braggin' to ya buddies, ya heard me?
that's between her and me. it's private. and i don't want you goin' off and tellin' ya daddy.	Please don't tell my daddy.
why she got a chain on her?	That's between her and me. It's private. And I don't want you goin' off and tellin' ya daddy.
what happened in there... that won't your fault. ain't a young man alive could keep they britches on with that girl being in heat like she is.	Why she got a chain on her?
keep the change on that.	Naw... I got it, Mr. Lazarus.  You wanna tip me, best do it in butter beans. Momma say she need a bag 'a yours, none of that store-bought junk. That's what she said.
yes'sir.	Keep the change on that.
get me ten bags of mulch.	Yes'sir.
you won't at the square this mornin'.	Get me ten bags of mulch.
it starts like this... fire... that spreads. starts in my head. then moves to my stomach. then it goes lower. i can stop it sometimes but mostly i just jump on and ride it out... then everything'll go back to normal, you know. only thing ever took that feeling away was... was... when i met ronnie.  cuz i love him so much. he's all i got in my life that's special. and i like taking care of him and helping him when he gets nervous. when i can do that for him... it's like i'm givin' somethin' of myself that i haven't givin' nobody else.	Rae, look at Ronnie. And tell him how you feel.
you can't hurt people... and then just say, i'm sorry, and then everything just gets washed away. why would heaven want people like that. people who... do what they want and then... switch.	I'm gonna tell you somethin', and it's just gonna be between you and me.  I think folks carry on about heaven too much. Like it's some all-you-can- eat buffet up in the clouds. And folks just gonna do as they're told so they can eat what they want behind some pearly gates. I can go to Shoney's for that.
what's on your mind?	You can't hurt people... and then just say, I'm sorry, and then everything just gets washed away. Why would heaven want people like that. People who... do what they want and then... switch.
but that's so fuckin' stupid.  i'm sorry. didn't mean to curse.	What's on your mind?
you could put it that way.	But that's so fuckin' stupid.  I'm sorry. Didn't mean to curse.
can i ask you a question?  people always say, you gotta get good with jesus, if you want not to go to hell. that you say sorry for all you done and... and jesus would let you go on to heaven.	You could put it that way.
that's right.	Can I ask you a question?  People always say, you gotta get good with Jesus, if you want not to go to hell. That you say sorry for all you done and... and Jesus would let you go on to heaven.
you a preacher?	That's right.
so he got it into his head that the only thing gonna keep you from endin' up bleedin' on the side of the road again, without a stitch of clothing on is...  you think he's crazy for thinkin' that?	You a preacher?
you know how, like they say, you save someone's life, you responsible for them. guess he just don't think it's safe for me.	So he got it into his head that the only thing gonna keep you from endin' up bleedin' on the side of the road again, without a stitch of clothing on is...  You think he's crazy for thinkin' that?
i gotta ask you. why do you think laz is keepin' you chained like this?	You know how, like they say, you save someone's life, you responsible for them. Guess he just don't think it's safe for me.
thank you.	I gotta ask you. Why do you think Laz is keepin' you chained like this?
goddamn it, i ask you a question, you better answer it, or i'm gonna blast a hole in ya!	Ronnie...
did 'ya have fun with her? sweet as a peach, i bet. huh? huh?	Goddamn it, I ask you a question, you better answer it, or I'm gonna blast a hole in ya!
ronnie. please, baby...	Did 'ya have fun with her? Sweet as a peach, I bet. Huh? Huh?
ain't been a week and you already some nigger's whore? gill told me. told me how you and he... you and everybody...	Ronnie. Please, baby...
i feel better. do you?	Yeah, I do.
i'm a what?	All them people shoutin' your name like they were doing tonight! Shit! That arm you got'll get'chu on a box of cereal...
holy shit, ronnie!  you're a fuckin' rock star.	I'm a what?
what?	Holy shit, Ronnie!  You're a fuckin' rock star.
holy shit!	What?
no. i just got a messed up stomach.	Holy shit!
are you wasted?	No. I just got a messed up stomach.
well. that's my vomit. i came in here to get sick. i thought i'd make the toilet but... anyway, i got sick.	Are you wasted?
just about anything, you know. it can be funny or... not. just tell me somethin'.	Well. That's my vomit. I came in here to get sick. I thought I'd make the toilet but... anyway, I got sick.
yeah?	Just about anything, you know. It can be funny or... not. Just tell me somethin'.
i think it'd be better if you talk to me.	Yeah?
yeah, i know.	I think it'd be better if you talk to me.
i'm just in one of my moods. you know how i get.	Yeah, I know.
you feelin' sick?	I'm just in one of my moods. You know how I get.
i think if i just piss... i'll be okay.	You feelin' sick?
you don't gotta get up but... i gotta go...	I think if I just piss... I'll be okay.
hey.	You don't gotta get up but... I gotta go...
hey.	Hey.
it's stupid... it's so fucking stupid!	Rae!
rae don't do this now...	It's stupid... It's so fucking stupid!
i don't see why we gotta lie 'bout it when you and i know this ain't gonna work.	Rae don't do this now...
rae...	I don't see why we gotta lie 'bout it when you and I know this ain't gonna work.
this ain't gonna work.	Rae...
but... momma... just tell me... not gonna be mad... we can just talk about it... be eye to eye on this... you don't even got to say you're sorry... just say how you knew...	Only thing I'm sorry for is listenin' to my parents and having you instead of doin' what I should'a done.
all my life i been puttin' out your fires, with you givin' out your snatch to every waggin' dick in this town. and you gonna lay the blame at my feet? well, i ain't gonna take that.	But... Momma... just tell me... not gonna be mad... we can just talk about it... Be eye to eye on this... You don't even got to say you're sorry... Just say how you knew...
i'm sorry... i didn't mean to shout...	All my life I been puttin' out your fires, with you givin' out your snatch to every waggin' dick in this town. And you gonna lay the blame at my feet? Well, I ain't gonna take that.
now see? don't do that. i'll go along with all you say about me. but that... you can't pretend no more on that. cuz i was just a kid, momma.  i didn't know about any of that stuff he was doin' to me.  and you let him do it. some big nobody in your life... and you let him do as he wanted... with the only somebody you had.	I'm sorry... I didn't mean to shout...
the hell are you talkin' about?	Now see? Don't do that. I'll go along with all you say about me. But that... you can't pretend no more on that. Cuz I was just a kid, Momma.  I didn't know about any of that stuff he was doin' to me.  And you let him do it. Some big nobody in your life... and you let him do as he wanted... with the only SOMEBODY you had.
i just think you should'a kept him off me, that's all.	The hell are you talkin' about?
all that shit's on aisle 5.	I just think you should'a kept him off me, that's all.
i just wanted some make-up.	All that shit's on aisle 5.
i'm workin' here, rae. can you see that?	I just wanted some make-up.
yeah. i know i did. but...  i'm tryin' to be dif'rent. i'm tryin' to... get some peace, you know?	I'm workin' here, Rae. Can you see that?
you never needed nobody. always made that clear to me.	Yeah. I know I did. But...  I'm tryin' to be dif'rent. I'm tryin' to... get some peace, you know?
no. that's not why...  why we always gotta do this? i mean, you and me been at each other as far back as i can remember. wasn't no love between us. and i'm your daughter. i'm the only family you got.	You never needed nobody. Always made that clear to me.
you need money again?	No. That's not why...  Why we always gotta do this? I mean, you and me been at each other as far back as I can remember. Wasn't no love between us. And I'm your daughter. I'm the only family you got.
since you workin' on the square now, maybe we could get some coffee in the morning, if you want.	You need money again?
yeah.	Since you workin' on the square now, maybe we could get some coffee in the morning, if you want.
got in a little accident.	Yeah.
what happened to your face?	Got in a little accident.
didn't know you was workin' here now?	I just like dressin' up in these goddamn blue vests.  Your money ticket get shipped today?
the hell you call me?	Eh, if the bootie fits...
alright. how much you need, ho?	The hell you call me?
just a cough. sugar and a spoonful of jack'll do it.	Alright. How much you need, ho?
mobile technology is the new fix for these niggaz, i'm tellin' you. i'm just lookin' ahead.  anyways, ain't no money in drugs no more with these rednecks popping cough pills like they's skittles. hey, that's what you need, girl. get you some cough medicine. what, you sick?	Just a cough. Sugar and a spoonful of Jack'll do it.
stolen phone cards and two-ways is what you sayin'.	Mobile technology is the new fix for these niggaz, I'm tellin' you. I'm just lookin' ahead.  Anyways, ain't no money in drugs no more with these rednecks popping cough pills like they's Skittles. Hey, that's what you need, girl. Get you some cough medicine. What, you sick?
what'd i tell you?  i don't do none of that shit no more. i'm in communications now.	Stolen phone cards and two-ways is what you sayin'.
save that hustle talk to them field ballers you sell crack to.	What'd I tell you?  I don't do none of that shit no more. I'm in communications now.
what we just did, you askin' for money, make a man stop. i ain't callin' you no ho. but i ain't gonna be played like no trick, neither. remember... you called me.	Save that hustle talk to them field ballers you sell crack to.
i said we wasn't gonna talk about him.	What we just did, you askin' for money, make a man stop. I ain't callin' you no ho. But I ain't gonna be played like no trick, neither. Remember... you called me.
thought you had a man for that.	I said we wasn't gonna talk about him.
you got any money?	Thought you had a man for that.
sure, a rice burning crotch rocket...	Nick, how we gonna bag this guy without any help?  Maybe I should work on that girl Joyce, she speaks the language.
now that's the kind of motorcycle i want to see you on.	Sure, a rice burning crotch rocket...
he couldn't find his ass with both hands.	Now that's the kind of motorcycle I want to see you on.
... he's a sorry old guy, but i like him.	He couldn't find his ass with both hands.
it's incredible.  hit him or something.	I don't think he'd feel it.
i'd feel better if we had some heat.	Maybe we should bail?
getting very weird.	I'd feel better if we had some heat.
this the right place?	I hope not.
this should be it...	You said that in the last two places.
let's grab some food.	First decent idea you've had.
... detective ich-iro matsu-moto. hey, we're getting mr. moto on our side.	Let's grab some food.
nick, we can't just --	I said let's go, Charlie.
let's go.	Nick, we can't just --
hey, when in rome --	In Rome, I'll bow.
givin' you a book is like givin' a baby a gun.	Hey, when in Rome --
i didn't know.	The lieutenant was on the pad along with the rest of the squad.  I was new, didn't know shit.  When the feathers flew, I got called in front of the special prosecutor.  It's on the top of my personnel file.  They think I'm dirty or I cut a deal. Doesn't leave you with a lot of friends either way.
i worked the three nine in queens, charlie.	I didn't know.
you didn't take, did you...?  you hear things.	I worked the three nine in Queens, Charlie.
go to sleep, charlie.	You didn't take, did you...?  You hear things.
i just want you to know... i mean anybody who says you ever took has got to deal with me.	Go to sleep, Charlie.
number five with a bullet.	I just want you to know... I mean anybody who says you ever took has got to deal with me.
nick, have i been a good partner?	Number five with a bullet.
no.	Nick, have I been a good partner?
nick... you up?	No.
what'd you say?	Where is the subway station, please.
not a prayer.	Hey, come on, big guy like you, cop from New York.  You're gonna be the biggest thing to hit town since Godzilla.
i call, right?  i say i got the dreaded thirty six-hour asian shits from some raw clam and we stretch it into three days.  you and i become a driving force on the local geisha scene.	Not a prayer.
they say we got to turn around and come right back.  that's what they say.  i got a plan.	I call, right?  I say I got the dreaded thirty six-hour Asian shits from some raw clam and we stretch it into three days.  You and I become a driving force on the local Geisha scene.
beats forty hours on a plane.	They say we got to turn around and come right back.  That's what they say.  I got a plan.
what are you missing?  riding your motorcycle to the nurse's house. that shit is sadder than ethiopia.	Beats forty hours on a plane.
i was thinking the poconos, charlie. maybe vegas.	What are you missing?  Riding your motorcycle to the nurse's house. That shit is sadder than Ethiopia.
... nick, you're the one that's always saying you never go anywhere.	I was thinking the Poconos, Charlie. Maybe Vegas.
what are you doing?	Saving your life.
maybe we should do something?	Charlie, take your gum, stick it under your ass and keep it warm.
some party.	Maybe we should do something?
the wolf?	Some party.
frank abolofia.	The Wolf?
what?	Frank Abolofia.
charlie, don't do anything.  promise me?	What?
maybe cavello's buying a subaru. how would i know?	I don't blame you for being sore. It'll pass when we bag him.
who do you think the jap is?	Maybe Cavello's buying a Subaru. How would I know?
eating scungilli, just like the last time you asked.	Who do you think the Jap is?
what are they doing now?	Eating Scungilli, just like the last time you asked.
whoa, i knew you were going to say that.  i absolutely anticipated that, nick.  but i said to myself, charlie, charlie, we can move up on this, so go find nicklaus... he'll be pissed for a moment, but then it'll dawn on him --	-- Hey, I got a better chance of being hit by a bus then moving up.
-- i should tear your head off.	Whoa, I knew you were going to say that.  I absolutely anticipated that, Nick.  But I said to myself, Charlie, Charlie, we can move up on this, so go find Nicklaus... He'll be pissed for a moment, but then it'll dawn on him --
... i found the goombah... cavello. he's --	-- I should tear your head off.
nick, let's go hunting.  bag cavello.	Charlie...
i'll get rid of it when you get rid of the egg-beater.	Nick, let's go hunting.  Bag Cavello.
it's not regulation.  and the only way you're gonna stop anybody with it is to show it to him, and while he's laughing, you can shove it down his throat.	I'll get rid of it when you get rid of the egg-beater.
why?	It's not regulation.  And the only way you're gonna stop anybody with it is to show it to him, and while he's laughing, you can shove it down his throat.
get rid of it.	Why?
back-up.	Get rid of it.
let go...	Back-up.
what's this?	Let go...
so why dive through the glass for a nickel and dime bust?	What's this?
he works for frank abolofia. atlantic city.  casinos.	So why dive through the glass for a nickel and dime bust?
wait up.  you know the guy who did the weismuller through the window --	-- Cavello.  Ronnie Cavello.
home.	Wait up.  You know the guy who did the Weismuller through the window --
hey, hey, where you goin'?	Home.
thanks.	Hey, hey, where you goin'?
... it's not like you were slow or anything... i think you did just fine.  i think you did great.	Thanks.
you want a popsicle, go to good humor.  and don't call me 'pappy.'	Still, you gotta wonder how she'd look in handcuffs.
i think she got to you, pappy.	You want a popsicle, go to Good Humor.  And don't call me 'pappy.'
what does charlie mean?	Hey, all right.
what does ichiro mean, anyway?	What does Charlie mean?
you all right?  you okay?	What does Ichiro mean, anyway?
cool?	You all right?  You okay?
you cool, ich?	Cool?
what'd she say?	That I should let you pay for the drinks.  Kampai.
joyce can be nice.	What'd she say?
squid?	Pussy, ass, soft personnel.
are you expecting anyone?	I wasn't expecting you.
if you give me one.	Are you expecting anyone?
give me a break, would you?	If you give me one.
you'll take care of that.	Give me a break, would you?
high spirits, desire, commitment.	You'll take care of that.
all right, how's the new partner?	High spirits, desire, commitment.
connie...	All right, how's the new partner?
it's getting too cold even for me, nick.	Connie...
yeah... i came to save you.  if you're hopeless, i'll pull the plug.	It's getting too cold even for me, Nick.
short shift?	Yeah... I came to save you.  If you're hopeless, I'll pull the plug.
we can't lose.	How can you be so sure?
think we'll get him, nick?	We can't lose.
louder, pal, louder.	Joyce, give the assistant Chief Inspector a drink, would you?
yes...	Call for help.
you all right?	Yes...
why's that?	Because we're the biggest things to hit this town since Godzilla.
you know, nick, we can't lose.	Why's that?
what's that for?	Luck.
i'm sorry.	Me too.
a wife.  she left.	I'm sorry.
thank you.  you have one?	A wife.  She left.
someone attacked him.	Now we've got nothing to negotiate with.
i don't know.	We need the plate to negotiate with.
joyce?	I don't know.
i couldn't tell.	Joyce?
how many men?	I couldn't tell.
i followed them.  an hour from the train station.	How many men?
i was ready to have your ass for taking off on me.	I followed them.  An hour from the train station.
you did great, ichiro.	I called Ohashi, he'll be waiting.  I like him waiting.
just one, compadre... kampai.	Kampai.
start it.	I can't...
no.	Not now, man, okay, not now.  Work with me.
grab the keys, ich, and get inside.	No.
nick, you can't do this.	It's done.  You don't have to come.
let's go.  him first.	Nick, you can't do this.
no...	Let's go.  Him first.
for sugai.  caviar, french cheese, ham... if you come to apologize for interrupting his meeting, sugai may feel obligated to see you.	So I bring some cheese?
what's in the box?	For Sugai.  Caviar, French cheese, ham... If you come to apologize for interrupting his meeting, Sugai may feel obligated to see you.
it's a new deal.  ... coming with me tomorrow?	Sugai's not going to be impressed with your gun, Nick.  No.  I won't put myself in danger for you anymore.
it's illegal, nick.	It's a new deal.  ... coming with me tomorrow?
big enough.	It's illegal, Nick.
it's very small.	Big enough.
he'll never speak to a gaiijin.	I'll be a nice Gaiijin.
because he knows how to get to our man.	He'll never speak to a Gaiijin.
what...?  why?	Because he knows how to get to our man.
i want to go talk to him.	What...?  Why?
a resort city, beppu.	I want to go talk to him.
where does this sugai live?	A resort city, Beppu.
nick!	A few minutes faster, we might've nailed him.
ich, my name is nick.  not nicklaus, not nicklaus-san, not nick-san. nick.	San is an honorable title.
not without a small army, nicklaus- san.	Ich, my name is Nick.  Not Nicklaus, not Nicklaus-san, not Nick-san. Nick.
i want to yank kobo.	Not without a small army, Nicklaus- san.
... a godfather.  his man was killed at the printing plant.	I want to yank Kobo.
nick --	Shut-up.
we're through.  i mean it.  this is the end of the line, matsumoto.	Nick --
i'm not drunk...	We're through.  I mean it.  This is the end of the line, Matsumoto.
if i smell one drop of scotch on your breath, my friend --	You can trust me.
i'll check it out.	If I smell one drop of Scotch on your breath, my friend --
gaiijin.	I'll check it out.
you can't come in.  they don't want --	Gaiijin.
she disappeared... shit!	You were too far behind.
good.  very good...	She disappeared... shit!
yakuza.	Good.  Very good...
broiled fish paste cake, kelp roll, soybean curd, devils tongue --	Smells like Bayonne at low tide.
ichiro --	Broiled fish paste cake, Kelp roll, soybean curd, devils tongue --
chikuwa, hampen, kobu, konnayaku, ganmodoki --	Ichiro --
work, lunch, groceries, laundry... fabulous...	Four goddamn days.  This is going nowhere...
nick...	If you're gonna give me a hard time, wait outside.
you're doing fine, ich.  now drop it, okay?	Sure.
you toler -- yes, tolerate me.	Are we getting married?
did i say that?	You toler -- yes, tolerate me.
what'd i tell you?	There she is!
nick...	What'd I tell you?
no.  don't say anything.  don't do anything, and for christ's sake, don't apologize!	Nick...
you said you could keep up with her! 'no problem, nick-san.'	No.  Don't say anything.  Don't do anything, and for Christ's sake, don't apologize!
nick, no one's seen kobo in three days.  he might not even be in tokyo.	Only one way to find out... Get her up in the morning and put her to bed at night.
what's he saying?	He says they're very nice.  He wants to know if you have anymore.
a snitch?	What's he saying?
we can ask someone i used to work with.  a criminal.  someone i pay money to...	A snitch?
know her?	We can ask someone I used to work with.  A criminal.  Someone I pay money to...
how'd you get this?	I stole them.
i've continued working on the case!	I can see that.
yeah...	I'll get him for you, Nick.
you must leave?	Yeah...
i couldn't keep up.  my shame is complete.	You must leave?
why weren't you at the platform?	I couldn't keep up.  My shame is complete.
it may be too soon to talk about it. when someone we care for dies we...  ... keep something of their's.  a tie, a pen.	Why weren't you at the platform?
they made you leave your hotel...  ... you caused a disturbance.	It may be too soon to talk about it. When someone we care for dies we...  ... keep something of their's.  A tie, a pen.
what happened?	They made you leave your hotel...  ... you caused a disturbance.
why the hell not?	I don't, that's all.
i don't deserve ohashi's respect.	Why the hell not?
you know, inspector, you take shit once, you take shit forever.	I don't deserve Ohashi's respect.
it's ichiro.  ich.	Leave the rice cake outside and go home!
give us a break...	It's Ichiro.  Ich.
nick!	Give us a break...
... we got to keep looking.  track him down!  great balls of fire!	What's the problem here?
no, this is the place for the young yakuza.	That's what you said in the last three piss pots.
jerry lee lewis, elvis, dinky doo and the don't's.  let's book, charlie.  if he starts on motown, we'll be here all night.	No, this is the place for the young Yakuza.
"goodness, gracious, great balls of fire."  to the killer.  jerry lee lewis.	Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Dinky Doo And The Don't's.  Let's book, Charlie.  If he starts on Motown, we'll be here all night.
the mayor's office, under the bed, the back room at lombardi's.  and call me ich.	"Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire."  To the killer.  Jerry Lee Lewis.
where're you going, ichiro?	The mayor's office, under the bed, the back room at Lombardi's.  And call me Ich.
where do we start looking for this guy?	Where would you look for the mafia?
maybe.  if i come visit, we can find out.	I'd like that.
might be different in new york.	Maybe.  If I come visit, we can find out.
last time you asked me to come along i nearly got a hole in my head.	Might be different in New York.
can't make you change your mind?	Last time you asked me to come along I nearly got a hole in my head.
what if i chant?	Wouldn't help.  Watch out for Ich.
i still think you're a bastard.	What if I chant?
bullshit, nick.  and don't tell me this is all just about charlie. it's not.	Why would you care?
no one's keeping him here.	Bullshit, Nick.  And don't tell me this is all just about Charlie. It's not.
you'll get ich killed.	No one's keeping him here.
we're in?	The cheese...
this little guy thinks you're robert redford... the other one thinks you're charles bronson...	Tell them I'm not.
who am i supposed to be?	This little guy thinks you're Robert Redford... the other one thinks you're Charles Bronson...
they want your autograph.	Who am I supposed to be?
i don't remember you saying no.	They want your autograph.
i don't remember saying yes.	I don't remember you saying no.
not if it works.  i'll meet you at the train?	I don't remember saying yes.
'nam oyo ranged kyo.'  you think it's dumb of course.	Not if it works.  I'll meet you at the train?
what do you chant?	'Nam oyo ranged kyo.'  You think it's dumb of course.
i'd invite you up but i know you'd hate the incense.  i chant.	What do you chant?
where's the wife?	You met her.
he drinks.	He's got a reason.
you're wrong to sell ich short.	He drinks.
you could fake it.	You're wrong to sell Ich short.
and i'm supposed to care?	You could fake it.
it's my last shot.  i have to be on a plane home tomorrow night.	And I'm supposed to care?
my japanese isn't that hot... besides, you'll never get in.	It's my last shot.  I have to be on a plane home tomorrow night.
i need someone to translate for me.	My Japanese isn't that hot... Besides, you'll never get in.
i've heard of sugai.  i've also heard of the emperor.  they're both national treasures.  one's a hood.	I need someone to translate for me.
unavailable.	I've heard of Sugai.  I've also heard of the emperor.  They're both national treasures.  One's a hood.
where's ich?	Unavailable.
i need your help, joyce.	Where's Ich?
somebody must be suffering somewhere, you're being so nice.	I need your help, Joyce.
you know where i can get a decent cup of coffee this time of night? i'm buying.	Somebody must be suffering somewhere, you're being so nice.
he's on duty.	I paid for that.
don't be an ass.	He's on duty.
she ever pull down her shades?	Sure, but then I just pull out the photos.
maybe i'm a quicker learner.	I don't think so.
look, you need ich.  i've been here five years and i still can't read all the street signs.	Maybe I'm a quicker learner.
you have a helluva way of answering.	Look, you need Ich.  I've been here five years and I still can't read all the street signs.
you have a helluva way of asking for help.	You have a helluva way of answering.
you can count on the truth from people who don't like you.	You have a helluva way of asking for help.
i don't give tours.	You can count on the truth from people who don't like you.
i could use some help.  show me around.  i'll pay you for your time.	I don't give tours.
an outside person.  a foreigner.  a barbarian.  you, me.  more you.	I could use some help.  Show me around.  I'll pay you for your time.
gaiijin?	An outside person.  A foreigner.  A barbarian.  You, me.  More you.
dead gaiijin's are big news.	Gaiijin?
ich said you left.	There was a change in plans.
don't give him any more.	He gets as much as he wants.
sugai won't give it to me, you know that.	Then take it from him.
i'm amused.	Don't be.
this is my stop.	I'm amused.
she's such a long way home for you.	Time, I've got plenty of.
guess i'm on a roll.	She's such a long way home for you.
i like your friend, joyce.  you're lucky.	Guess I'm on a roll.
you are a lucky man.  where you come from a man can stand out.  it's expected.  here a man is made to look a fool for standing out.	I like your friend, Joyce.  You're lucky.
save it, i already took the tour.	You are a lucky man.  Where you come from a man can stand out.  It's expected.  Here a man is made to look a fool for standing out.
ugly... a couple of thousand years they've been bound by these little rules.  looking in.  always afraid. ugly little lives...	Save it, I already took the tour.
keep the change.	I'm taking you back.
... remember, counterfeiting is the feds.  they'll be all over abolofia's place.  stick tight. you i.d. the other plate, he does real time.	Right.
he killed a police officer.	Your plane's at nine a.m.  Be on it. That's orders.  Period.
how?  you don't know the place.  you don't know the language.  get on the plane.	He killed a police officer.
i planned on catching him, captain.	How?  You don't know the place.  You don't know the language.  Get on the plane.
they're blaming it on you.  christ, conklin, you didn't even tell me you lost the prisoner!	I planned on catching him, Captain.
he was my partner.	They're blaming it on you.  Christ, Conklin, you didn't even tell me you lost the prisoner!
it's not your job.	He was my partner.
why me?	They said send a detective if I could spare one.  I can always spare you.
check your gun before you leave. they're not allowed in japan.  it's a nice, safe country.	Why me?
what...?  what if i say no?	Check your gun before you leave. They're not allowed in Japan.  It's a nice, safe country.
you and charlie are taking the jap home, tonight.	What...?  What if I say no?
he's wanted in japan.  they want him first.  then we can have him.	What?
why?	He's wanted in Japan.  They want him first.  Then we can have him.
doesn't speak a word of english. and he won't speak japanese either. no papers.  the japanese embassy is very interested.	Why?
yeah.	Thought you knew your way around dark alleys, detective.
one guy do all the damage?	Yeah.
not in that company.	The old man was a Japanese paper manufacturer.  Hotel room and rental car were full of it.
dope?	Not in that company.
this by this...	Dope?
how big a package we talking about?	This by this...
i have to get to sugai.	Goodbye, officer.
-- do you know where she is, detective?  do you know how to find her?  even where to start?  we will find them.	I have to get to Sugai.
if anything happens to her while i'm here --	-- Do you know where she is, detective?  Do you know how to find her?  Even where to start?  We will find them.
you had my help, detective.	If anything happens to her while I'm here --
for god's sake, ohashi, i need your help.  let me out of here!	You had my help, detective.
your plane leaves at six.  two officers will escort you.	For God's sake, Ohashi, I need your help.  Let me out of here!
hey...!  hey, i'm talking to you, inspector!	Twenty-four hours, detective.
while you were hanging out at the visa office, we found the son-of-a- bitch.	Look.
your visa has expired.  be on a plane in twenty-four hours or you will be deported.	While you were hanging out at the visa office, we found the son-of-a- bitch.
what's this?	Your visa has expired.  Be on a plane in twenty-four hours or you will be deported.
the young are eating the old, something that usually doesn't happen here.	Can we skip the poetry, inspector?
because i want you to tell me.	The young are eating the old, something that usually doesn't happen here.
why don't you ask your chief detective?	Because I want you to tell me.
could you fill me in?	Why don't you ask your chief detective?
hey, inspector, i don't intend to take the rap for this.	Do you know what this is?
work with me.  i want your best detective.	Hey, inspector, I don't intend to take the rap for this.
you're foreigners.	Work with me.  I want your best detective.
we're police officers.	You're foreigners.
it is not allowed.	We're police officers.
i want a gun.	It is not allowed.
incompetent is letting people waltz through a secure area wearing your uniforms, carrying official documents.	I want a gun.
you lost a man we wanted for some time.  it was very incompetent on your part, officer.	Incompetent is letting people waltz through a secure area wearing your uniforms, carrying official documents.
you want him dead too.	After a court convicts him.  He belongs to me.
that wasn't our deal.	You want him dead too.
good.	He'll find out you took me.  I'm unprotected.  He'll kill us.  All of us.  You don't stand a chance.
you're smarter than kobo.  you know the price of deceit.  think about it.	I don't have to.
if i say no?	You're smarter than Kobo.  You know the price of deceit.  Think about it.
swiss bank deposit.  gold bullion. whatever you want.  you know the city and the police.	If I say no?
with these?	Swiss bank deposit.  Gold bullion. Whatever you want.  You know the city and the police.
i'll pay you.	With these?
you trust me?	I'll pay you.
the other plate is currently in new york, in the hands of kobo's man. find it for me.	You trust me?
why tell me this?	The other plate is currently in New York, in the hands of Kobo's man. Find it for me.
not with these bills.  and even if it only took them six months, do you know what our profit margin would be?	Why tell me this?
the feds would be onto you in a month.	Not with these bills.  And even if it only took them six months, do you know what our profit margin would be?
imagine if your families could pay their gambling and drug debts with perfect counterfeit bought for cents on the dollar.	The Feds would be onto you in a month.
yes.  unlike our syndicates, your criminals don't understand the words 'honor' and 'duty'... we can't afford not to deal with them.	Imagine if your families could pay their gambling and drug debts with perfect counterfeit bought for cents on the dollar.
the families who control the casinos?	Yes.  Unlike our syndicates, your criminals don't understand the words 'honor' and 'duty'... We can't afford not to deal with them.
our associates in new york were close to closing a deal with us.	The families who control the casinos?
he'll be dealt with.	Our associates in New York were close to closing a deal with us.
i want him.	He'll be dealt with.
i took kobo from the street.  i gave him a home, a future... but my ways were too slow for him... i served seven years in prison for my boss when i was a young man.  kobo wouldn't serve seven minutes for his oyabun.  he was supposed to take over this syndicate when i retired.	I want him.
i'm impressed.  but let's use the short form.  i'm looking for --	-- Kobo... I know.  He killed two of my partners.  One in New York, one at the printing plant.
seven years work by the finest engraver.  mass produced, sequentially numbered.  the best there has ever been, mr. conklin.	I'm impressed.  But let's use the short form.  I'm looking for --
then go get him.	That wouldn't be very sporting.
one man.  he must be good.	Then go get him.
not to be trapped.	You underestimate the trap, Mary.
what's the point?	Not to be trapped.
anywhere.	What's the point?
where?	Anywhere.
let's go while there is still time.	Where?
i don't think there is another human being in this whole world who would have helped us.	Pris?
i'm sure glad you found us, sebastian.  what do you think, mary?	I don't think there is another human being in this whole world who would have helped us.
if he won't cooperate?	Mr. Sebastian is a host who wants to be appreciated.  We'll appreciate him and he'll cooperate.
he knows what he's doing.	If he won't cooperate?
you certainly have a nice place here.	Well stocked.
we're not used to the big city. where we come from it's not so easy to get lost.	You certainly have a nice place here.
we were worried to death.  it's awfully kind of you.	We're not used to the big city. Where we come from it's not so easy to get lost.
can't thank you enough, mr. sebastian. if you hadn't come along...	We were worried to death.  It's awfully kind of you.
also extraordinary things.	Nothing the God of biomechanics wouldn't let you in heaven for.
i've done some questionable things.	Also extraordinary things.
also you're too valuable to experiment with.	I am?
put it this way.  rolls royces are made to last -- as least they were. but i'm afraid you're a ferrari. a high strung racing car -- built to win, not to last.	Also you're too valuable to experiment with.
but not to last.	Put it this way.  Rolls Royces are made to last -- as least they were. But I'm afraid you're a Ferrari. A high strung racing car -- built to win, not to last.
wouldn't obstruct replication, but it does give rise to an error in replication, so that the newly formed dna strand carries a mutation and you're got a virus again... but all this is academic -- you are made as good as we could make you.	But not to last.
then a repressor protein that blocks the operating cells.	Wouldn't obstruct replication, but it does give rise to an error in replication, so that the newly formed DNA strand carries a mutation and you're got a virus again... but all this is academic -- you are made as good as we could make you.
we've already tried it -- ethyl methane sulfonate is an alkylating agent and a potent mutagen -- it creates a virus so lethal the subject was destroyed before we left the table.	Then a repressor protein that blocks the operating cells.
what about e.m.s. recombination?	We've already tried it -- ethyl methane sulfonate is an alkylating agent and a potent mutagen -- it creates a virus so lethal the subject was destroyed before we left the table.
because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship.  the ship sinks.	What about E.M.S. recombination?
why?	Because by the second day of incubation any cells that have undergone reversion mutation give rise to revertant colonies -- like rats leaving a sinking ship.  The ship sinks.
the facts of life.  i'll be blunt. to make an alteration in the evolvement of an organic life system, at least by men, makers or not, it fatal.  a coding sequence can't be revised once it's established.	Why?
i want more life, fucker.	Come here.
i'm afraid that's a little out of my...	I want more life, fucker.
death.	I'm afraid that's a little out of my...
what's the problem?	Death.
had in mind something a little more radical.	What's the problem?
would you like to be modified?	Had in mind something a little more radical.
can the maker repair what he makes?	Would you like to be modified?
and what can he do for you?	Can the maker repair what he makes?
it's not an easy thing to meet your maker.	And what can he do for you?
i'm surprised you didn't come to me sooner.	It's not an easy thing to meet your maker.
yeah.  it might be better if we talk in private, sebastian.  why don't you go home.	Here's your check, my boy.  Thank you.
the name is batty.  roy batty.	Oh?
just thought i'd...	No, you stay here with us.  Out last night together.
where are you going, sebastian?	Just thought I'd...
you're our best and only friend.	Thank you.
when do you deliver your project?	This afternoon.
no.	When do you deliver your project?
be better if i could talk to him in person.  but he's not an easy man to get to.	No.
i'd be happy to mention it to him.	Be better if I could talk to him in person.  But he's not an easy man to get to.
his company made us.	I'd be happy to mention it to him.
he could?	His company made us.
tyrell could help us, sebastian.	He could?
he's not really my friend.  i just do a job for him now and then.	Tyrell could help us, Sebastian.
dr. tyrell?	He's not really my friend.  I just do a job for him now and then.
what about your friend, the man who owns this building?	Dr. Tyrell?
if we don't find help soon, pris hasn't got long to live.	What about your friend, the man who owns this building?
i don't know much about biomechanics, roy.  i wish i did, but you're out of my league.	If we don't find help soon, Pris hasn't got long to live.
you could help us.	I don't know much about biomechanics, Roy.  I wish I did, but you're out of my league.
of course not.	You could help us.
not only that, but we have smiliar problems.  accelerated decrepitude. but we don't want to die quite yet.	Of course not.
you mean that you can't come here and i can't go there?	Not only that, but we have smiliar problems.  Accelerated decrepitude. But we don't want to die quite yet.
we have a lot in common.	You mean that you can't come here and I can't go there?
like what?	Like...
show me something?	Like what?
what generation are you?	Nexus - 6.
what, sebastian?	You're androids.
you're just all so... so different.	What, Sebastian?
why are you staring at us?	You're just all so... so different.
oh, no bother, i'd be glad to.	Well, actually
if it wouldn't be too much of a bother... a little bite to eat would be...	Oh, no bother, I'd be glad to.
how about breakfast, i was just going to make some.	If it wouldn't be too much of a bother... a little bite to eat would be...
i like a man who stays put.  an admirable thing to be able to sustain yourself in these times. you live here all by yourself, do you?	Well, no, not really.  There's Mr. Deetchum, he's the watchman, he lives on the first floor.
i want to do it.	Okay, but don't kill him.  Save a little for everybody.  A masterpiece.
i think, therefore i am.	Very good, Pris.  Now show him why.
then we're stupid and we'll die.	Not if everybody is doing their job here at home.  How are things at home?
this is my uncle roy, sebastian.	Hello, glad to meet you.
when?	Tomorrow, he says.
he's not ready yet.	When?
what's going on down there?	He's not ready yet.
yeah.  i got it.	Go.
if you don't, we will.  it has to be total, deckard.  that's an order from as high as it comes.  got it?	Yeah.  I got it.
okay, here it is.  eldon tyrell, his family and half his staff were just massacred.  the cat is about to get out of the bag.  pressure is definitely on.  the nexus program is terminated.  when you finish there, locate nexus designated rachael and retire.	If you don't, we will.  It has to be total, Deckard.  That's an order from as high as it comes.  Got it?
got it.	Okay, here it is.  Eldon Tyrell, his family and half his staff were just massacred.  The cat is about to get out of the bag.  Pressure is definitely on.  The Nexus program is terminated.  When you finish there, locate Nexus designated Rachael and retire.
take a number.  canapt 1700, tenth floor, villa vita district, olympia south.	Got it.
who.	Take a number.  Canapt 1700, tenth floor, Villa Vita District, Olympia South.
she's not with you?	Who.
yeah.	She's not with you?
this is bryant.  are you alone?	Yeah.
yeah.	This is Bryant.  Are you alone?
look, go home.  get some rest. take an aspirin.	Yeah.
i didn't like her.	You didn't like her!?
she was gonna get away.	Then let her get away.  I thought you were a pro -- you're supposed to be a fuckin' tracker!
i was just about to have my dinner.	If you hurry you'll get back before it gets cold.  I got a spinner on your roof in five minutes.  Good luck.
bryant here.  regarding the rundown you requested on job applicants, esper's concluded that the only irregular category that tyrell's got is the entertainment section.  you better get on it.	I was just about to have my dinner.
yeah.	Bryant here.  Regarding the rundown you requested on job applicants, Esper's concluded that the only irregular category that Tyrell's got is the entertainment section.  You better get on it.
industrial refuse.	Garbage man?
what was the cover on the one that got holden?	Industrial refuse.
the tyrell corporation has a demo model.  check it out on the voight-kampff.  there's a chance the nexus-6 is beyond out ability to detect.  if that's the case, everybody's up shit creek.	What was the cover on the one that got Holden?
where do we start?	The Tyrell Corporation has a demo model.  Check it out on the Voight-Kampff.  There's a chance the Nexus-6 is beyond out ability to detect.  If that's the case, everybody's up shit creek.
we're using esper -- a 231 -- that picked up holden's alarm.  its guess is that all five are in the city.	Where do we start?
you got a machine on it yet?	We're using Esper -- a 231 -- that picked up Holden's alarm.  Its guess is that all five are in the city.
there wasn't much left of him, so we can't be sure.  but bio- chemical data and morphology records of the nexus-6 were reported missing.  going on the possibility they might try to infiltrate we send holden in to run voight-kampff tests on the new employees.  guess he found himself one.	You got a machine on it yet?
what was he after?	There wasn't much left of him, so we can't be sure.  But bio- chemical data and morphology records of the Nexus-6 were reported missing.  Going on the possibility they might try to infiltrate we send Holden in to run Voight-Kampff tests on the new employees.  Guess he found himself one.
five.  three nights ago one of them managed to break into the tyrell corporation.  killed two guards and got as far as the genetic sector before he got fried going through an electro- field.	What was he after?
six, huh?	Five.  Three nights ago one of them managed to break into the Tyrell Corporation.  Killed two guards and got as far as the Genetic Sector before he got fried going through an electro- field.
day after tomorrow.	Oh!  Day after tomorrow.
when might that be?	Day after tomorrow.
soon as i finish the job.	When might that be?
well, when do you get paid?	Soon as I finish the job.
it's gotta be right for my customer.	Your customer, eh?
number three.	Nexus designated Zhora:  incept June 13th 2017, athletic conditioning, highly competitive, special abilities in the entertainment field.
nexus designated pris:  incept data december 13 2017, competitive, programmed to provide pleasure for long term spacers.	Number three.
next.	Nexus designated Pris:  incept data December 13 2017, competitive, programmed to provide pleasure for long term spacers.
nexus designated mary:  incept november 1 2017, domestic conditioning non competitive, trained for day care position.	Next.
okay, gimme a run-down on the three females.	Nexus designated Mary:  incept November 1 2017, domestic conditioning non competitive, trained for day care position.
longevity is classified.  no.	Okay, gimme a run-down on the three females.
never mind.  do they have that knowledge?	Longevity is classified.  No.
four years.  which would make her termination date...	Never mind.  Do they have that knowledge?
and what in your estimation works?	The umbrella.
not if it works.	And what in your estimation works?
do you have something against science?	Not if it works.
yes?	Do you have something against science?
what about a summary then.	I think we're through for the night.
i know all that.	What about a summary then.
here's something you might find interesting.  they have been built to emulate the human in every way except in its emotional spectrum. however, after a period of time it is only logical that such a 'mechanism' would create its own emotional responses, hate, love, fear, anger, envy.	I know all that.
okay, but...	I'm coming to that.  Vulnerable zone is the base of the skull, the occipital bone.  A direct hit is a positive retirement.
unlike a five, they can sustain massive traumas to several parts of the body without debilitating another.  sever a leg and it will perform quicker on the remaining leg than the fastest man can run,	Okay, but...
how do i stop one?	Unlike a five, they can sustain massive traumas to several parts of the body without debilitating another.  Sever a leg and it will perform quicker on the remaining leg than the fastest man can run,
the five in question are third generation nexus sixes, constructed of skin-flesh culture, selected enogenic transfer conversion capable of self-perpetuating thought, para-physical abilities and developed for emigration program.  are you with me?	How do I stop one?
you start.	The five in question are third generation Nexus Sixes, constructed of skin-flesh culture, selected enogenic transfer conversion capable of self-perpetuating thought, para-physical abilities and developed for emigration program.  Are you with me?
why, yes, of course.	You start.
you equipped for random questions?	Why, yes, of course.
this is esper and i'm ready.  go ahead please.	You equipped for random questions?
machines can be helpful sometimes, but they can also be a pain in the ass.  ask for a trace on a forger and you might wind up at a steel- mill.  i don't mind a bum-steer once in a while -- it's their personalities that usually get me.  somebody once said that man makes machines in his own image.  if that's true, whoever made esper should have been shot.	This is Esper and I'm ready.  Go ahead please.
my birthday is april 10, 2015. how long do i live?	Four years.
i don't know.	My birthday is April 10, 2015. How long do I live?
how old am i?	I don't know.
one more, eh?	I gotta piss.
i like you too.	One more, eh?
i like you.	I like you too.
you like to kiss her goodbye.	No thanks.
prosit.	Prosit.
how long you had these guys?	Two months.  But this one is not guy.  It is girl.  His girl.
ya.	How long you had these guys?
those cockroaches?	Ya.
no problem.	Those cockroaches?
sorry, don't have the time.	No problem.
you want to see my friends?	Sorry, don't have the time.
prosit.	You want to see my friends?
prosit.	Prosit.
my pleasure.	Prosit.
thank you very much.	My pleasure.
shot of vodka, please.	Thank you very much.
vodka!	Shot of vodka, please.
i'll but you one.  what'll you have?	Vodka!
but i would like to buy you drink.	I'll but you one.  What'll you have?
it's okay.  forget it.	But I would like to buy you drink.
i think i have no money.	It's okay.  Forget it.
these aren't just...	I know what they are, Deck -- Look, maybe they can pretend to feel, but far as the raw, hot emotions of the old heart -- no way.
love is just another name for sex. love is sexy and sex is lovely -- i don't care what you call it, an android can't have it.	These aren't just...
what's that?	I'm taking a piss.
i think i'm starting to empathize with these nexus-sixes.	What's that?
let's hear it.	I think I'm starting to empathize with these Nexus-sixes.
no.  i got a problem.	Let's hear it.
money?	No.  I got a problem.
yeah.  but that's what i wanted to talk to you about.	Money?
from what i hear you're doing great.  bryant tells me you're going like a god damn one-man army.  making a lot of money, huh?	Yeah.  But that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
i'm doing okay.	From what I hear you're doing great.  Bryant tells me you're going like a god damn one-man army.  Making a lot of money, huh?
hey, it's okay.  i like to pee. so how are you doing?	I'm doing okay.
sorry.	Hey, it's okay.  I like to pee. So how are you doing?
don't make me laugh.  it makes me pee.	Sorry.
well, you don't have to worry about getting it wrinkled.	Don't make me laugh.  It makes me pee.
i'm great.  i mean, i know i'm not really great, but i feel just great.  how you like my new suit?	Well, you don't have to worry about getting it wrinkled.
my job is here.	Me too.
but if you could?	My job is here.
too old.	But if you could?
why didn't you go?	Too old.
never been more sure of anything in my life.	Why didn't you go?
you sure?	Never been more sure of anything in my life.
they'll change the limit before i change my mind.	You sure?
what if you change your mind?	They'll change the limit before I change my mind.
listen, i could make you a long list of complaints about this fucken city but i still rather be here than up there.	What if you change your mind?
you're going to be over the limit.	Listen, I could make you a long list of complaints about this fucken city but I still rather be here than up there.
nope.	You're going to be over the limit.
but you haven't put in for emigration.	Nope.
considering the nature of your work, that could be unhealthy.	True.
huh huh.	Considering the nature of your work, that could be unhealthy.
your mind kept wandering.  that bothered me.	Huh huh.
yeah?	Your mind kept wandering.  That bothered me.
during the road test...	Yeah?
meaning you don't run as fast as you used to.	During the road test...
meaning?	Meaning you don't run as fast as you used to.
i didn't say that.  your motivity rate checked out a little slower than last time.	Meaning?
no rust?	I didn't say that.  Your motivity rate checked out a little slower than last time.
nerves of steel.	No rust?
what shows?	Silicone Valley.  Lots of these science guys never leave that place.  We book two shows a month in there. Those big time techs and bio- guys might be real high zoners up here, but when it comes to the arts, they like it loud and lewd.
lots of places.  the tours, the clubs, the silicone shows, private parties.	What shows?
book the good ones for where?	Lots of places.  The tours, the clubs, the Silicone shows, private parties.
you talking about the opera house on the main?	Book the good ones for where?
that's what we call in the trade, audition free-for- alls and most of it sucks. bit i don't think that's her.	You talking about the Opera House on the Main?
what's suck night?	That's what we call in the trade, audition free-for- alls and most of it sucks. Bit I don't think that's her.
i didn't know if i wanted to handle her -- i already got a snake act.  but my partner goes down there to the opera house on suck night to book the good ones.	What's suck night?
what night?	I didn't know if I wanted to handle her -- I already got a snake act.  But my partner goes down there to the Opera House on suck night to book the good ones.
nothing.  she wanted to know about suck night.	What night?
the girl that doesn't look like that girl.	Nothing.  She wanted to know about suck night.
who?	The girl that doesn't look like that girl.
what did she want?	Who?
this one looks familiar, but i don't know.  naw.  there's one came in today looks a little like this one but...	What did she want?
do you recognize any of them?	This one looks familiar, but I don't know.  Naw.  There's one came in today looks a little like this one but...
you see i lost my contacts a couple of days ago around here somewhere and my sight is a little... what am i supposed to be looking for?	Do you recognize any of them?
of course.	You see I lost my contacts a couple of days ago around here somewhere and my sight is a little... What am I supposed to be looking for?
i'd like  you to take a look at these pictures.	Of course.
yes?	Can I come in?
taffey lewis?	Yes?
me.	And who do I go to about you?
i bet i would.	Little dirty holes the bastards drill in the wall so they can watch a lady undress.
you'd be surprised what a guy'll go through to get a glimpse of a beautiful body.	I bet I would.
sorry.	Hey!  Do your job but don't wreck mine, huh?
jeezus!	Sorry.
come on.	Jeezus!
does it eat?	Come on.
the best.	Does it eat?
you mean the snake.	The best.
it's a good job.	You mean the snake.
of course he's not real.  you think i'd be working here if i could afford a real snake?	It's a good job.
it that mother real?	Of course he's not real.  You think I'd be working here if I could afford a real snake?
what the fuck for?	For holes.
oh, yeah. you'd be surprised what goes on around here.  i'd like to check the dressing room if i could.	What the fuck for?
are you for real?	Oh, yeah. You'd be surprised what goes on around here.  I'd like to check the dressing room if I could.
like to get this position.  did you or were you asked to do anything lewd or unsavory or otherwise repulsive to your person?	Are you for real?
how do you mean 'exploited'?	Like to get this position.  Did you or were you asked to do anything lewd or unsavory or otherwise repulsive to your person?
you haven't felt yourself to be exploited by the management in any way?	How do you mean 'exploited'?
i don't know nothing about it.	You haven't felt yourself to be exploited by the management in any way?
there's been reports of management sexually abusing the artists in this place.	I don't know nothing about it.
yeah?	I'm with the American Federation of Variety Artists...
what?	That some of the folks around here are more programmed then me.
you know what i think?	What?
just wait here.	You know what I think?
what difference will it make?	Just wait here.
don't leave here.  don't open the door, don't answer the phone.	What difference will it make?
no, i don't.	Don't leave here.  Don't open the door, don't answer the phone.
do you think i simulated what happened between us?	No, I don't.
andies only simulate suffering -- if they're programmed for it.	Do you think I simulated what happened between us?
don't you think anything that can suffer deserves to be considered?	Andies only simulate suffering -- if they're programmed for it.
because it's not.	Don't you think anything that can suffer deserves to be considered?
why do you call it retire, why don't you call it murder?	Because it's not.
ten years.	Nope.  Nobody could stand me that long.
what's a long time?	Ten years.
uh-huh.	What's a long time?
you mean a woman?	Uh-huh.
have you ever known anybody a long time?	You mean a woman?
you're sick, deckard.	I never felt better.
good for a smart girl to feel stupid.  part of your education.	You're sick, Deckard.
this feels stupid.	Good for a smart girl to feel stupid.  Part of your education.
but then how can you...	I don't like the noise.  Just practice.  Practice makes perfect.
never mind the plug, just go through the motions.	But then how can you...
but if i don't plug it in how can i...	Never mind the plug, just go through the motions.
they could clean around the arrangement.	I don't like people snooping around my stuff.
don't be fooled by appearances.	It appears to be dirty -- why don't you get somebody?
have you ever cleaned your apartment?	Don't be fooled by appearances.
hmmm?	Have you ever cleaned your apartment?
when was the last time you cleaned this place?	Hmmm?
like?	I'm not sure.  Is there a secret?
i don't know... i think i missed something.	Like?
what?	I don't know... I think I missed something.
i don't know, i have nothing to compare it to.  i guess i thought there was something more to it.	What?
it wasn't very good last night, was it?	I don't know, I have nothing to compare it to.  I guess I thought there was something more to it.
nobody is freer than when he dreams.  i read that.	It wasn't very good last night, was it?
that's another thing i can't do.	Nobody is freer than when he dreams.  I read that.
yeah.	That's another thing I can't do.
did you cry when your father died?	Yeah.
yeah.  sometimes.	I wish I could.
do you dream?	Yeah.  Sometimes.
if they are smart, they take naps.	Do you dream?
what do people do in the afternoon?	If they are smart, they take naps.
not too good.	What do people do in the afternoon?
how are you doing?	Not too good.
i am.  part of my job is to sit on a couch and try and figure things out.	How are you doing?
how come you're not on the job?	I am.  Part of my job is to sit on a couch and try and figure things out.
oh.	How come you're not on the job?
dead.	Oh.
where is he?	Dead.
me and my dad.	Where is he?
who is this?	Me and my dad.
you did?	You didn't hear me.  You were sleeping.
i told you i'd come back.	You did?
you ever take a bath with a man before?	There's a lot I haven't done with a man before.
what do you want me to do?	Sit.
don't just stand there looking at me.  it's not polite.	What do you want me to do?
they probably want to find out when they were made.	Right.
i can imagine.	Can you?  I couldn't.
yeah.	I'm sorry.
do i make you nervous?	Yeah.
so?	So, I'm a piece of equipment. Use me.
you use your equipment, don't you?	So?
two of us might be more effective than one.	I work alone.
sounds like i'm an ass-hole either way, but the answer is still no.	Two of us might be more effective than one.
there's two reasons a man rejects help.  either because he's so good at what he does he doesn't think he needs it, or he's so insecure he can't admit it.	Sounds like I'm an ass-hole either way, but the answer is still no.
i think you need more help than you've got.	There's two reasons a man rejects help.  Either because he's so good at what he does he doesn't think he needs it, or he's so insecure he can't admit it.
i've already got more help than i need.	I think you need more help than you've got.
i know you think it complicates your work, but i'm here to help.	I've already got more help than I need.
is there anything else?	I know you think it complicates your work, but I'm here to help.
last question.  you're watching an old movie.  it shows a banquet in progress, the guests are enjoying raw oysters.	Ugh.
sounds like you speaks from experience.	Last question.  You're watching an old movie.  It shows a banquet in progress, the guests are enjoying raw oysters.
it would be my child.	Sounds like you speaks from experience.
in your opinion.	It would be my child.
that would be murder, mr. deckard.	In your opinion.
why not?	That would be murder, Mr. Deckard.
i'd never get an abortion.	Why not?
you become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.	I'd never get an abortion.
is this testing whether i'm an android or a lesbian?	You show the picture to your husband. He likes it and hangs it on the wall. The girl is lying on a bearskin rug.
in a magazine you come across a full-page photo of a nude girl.	Is this testing whether I'm an android or a lesbian?
i'd kill it.	In a magazine you come across a full-page photo of a nude girl.
you're watching t.v. and suddenly you notice a wasp crawling on your wrist.	I'd kill it.
i'd take him to the doctor.	You're watching T.V. and suddenly you notice a wasp crawling on your wrist.
you have a little boy.  he shows you his butterfly collection, plus the killing jar.	I'd take him to the doctor.
i wouldn't accept it.  also, i'd report the person who gave it to me to the police.	You have a little boy.  He shows you his butterfly collection, plus the killing jar.
why should i be?	For the responsibility of your power.  Being a police bureaucrat, you've got more than your share.
are you apprehensive?	Why should I be?
it's artificial?	Of course not.
a humanoid robot is like any other machine, it can be a benefit or a hazard.  if it's a benefit, it's not our problem.	But because your department can't do an adequate job in detecting the miniscule number at large, it's a problem.  Correct, Mr. Deckard?
it seems your department doesn't believe out new unit is to the public benefit.	A humanoid robot is like any other machine, it can be a benefit or a hazard.  If it's a benefit, it's not our problem.
severed spine.  you'd better get in here.  bryant's waiting for you.	I'll see you in a minute.
bad?	Severed spine.  You'd better get in here.  Bryant's waiting for you.
holden got hit.	Bad?
what's up?	Holden got hit.
next time you go on vacation, do me a favor, let us know where it is.	What's up?
you know where i been.  i been on vacation.	Next time you go on vacation, do me a favor, let us know where it is.
where the hell you been?	You know where I been.  I been on vacation.
discreetly.	All pertinent information is being fed into your departmental computer, an Esper 231 -- I believe -- and a photo over-lay packet is being produced.
and how is it one man will be able to cover so much ground?	Discreetly.
how many questions does it usually take, mr. deckard?	Five, maybe six.
memory implant.  she was programmed. but i think she has transcended her conditioning.  i think she was beginning to suspect.	How many questions does it usually take, Mr. Deckard?
she didn't know?	Memory implant.  She was programmed. But I think she has transcended her conditioning.  I think she was beginning to suspect.
thirteen.	She didn't know?
how many questions did it take?	Thirteen.
the machine works.  she is.	How many questions did it take?
if she is, the machine works.	The machine works.  She is.
well?	If she is, the machine works.
one that relies on human interpretation.  where's the subject?	Sitting next to you.
like you said, mr. deckard, a machine can be a hazard.  the voight-kampff scale is a machine, isn't it?	One that relies on human interpretation.  Where's the subject?
nothing is infallible, but so far the voight-kampff scale bas been foolproof.	Like you said, Mr. Deckard, a machine can be a hazard.  The Voight-Kampff scale is a machine, isn't it?
but in your profession that is a risk.	Nothing is infallible, but so far the Voight-Kampff scale bas been foolproof.
no.	But in your profession that is a risk.
have you ever retired a human by mistake?	No.
go ahead.	Have you ever retired a human by mistake?
may i ask a personal question?	Go ahead.
capillary dilation of the so-called blush response?  plus fluctuation of the pupil, plus involuntary dilation of the iris?	May I ask a personal question?
yes.	Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response?  Plus fluctuation of the pupil, plus involuntary dilation of the iris?
is this to be an empathy test?	Yes.
black?	Please.
thanks.	Black?
i'm tired of this.	Almost through.
you're not responding to the stimulus.  i can see right here, i'm not getting a reading.	I'm tired of this.
how do you know i'm not?	You're not responding to the stimulus.  I can see right here, I'm not getting a reading.
we're going to have to start the sequence again if you don't stay with me, deckard.  concentrate.	How do you know I'm not?
let's keep our eyes on the road, deckard.	Sorry.
whatcha mean, i'm not helping?	I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon?
but i understand what you mean.	You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
i never seen a turtle.	But I understand what you mean.
same thing.	I never seen a turtle.
of course.	Same thing.
know what a turtle is?	Of course.
a tortoise.  what's that?	Know what a turtle is?
maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself -- who knows.  so you look down and see a tortoise.  it's crawling towards you...	A tortoise.  What's that?
but how come i'd be there?	Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself -- who knows.  So you look down and see a tortoise.  It's crawling towards you...
doesn't make any difference what desert -- it's completely hypothetical.	But how come I'd be there?
what desert?	Doesn't make any difference what desert -- it's completely hypothetical.
what?	What desert?
what one?	What?
you're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a...	What one?
reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention.  answer quickly as you can.	You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and see a...
already had i.q. test this year -- but i don't think i never had a...	Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention.  Answer quickly as you can.
sorry.	Already had I.Q. test this year -- but I don't think I never had a...
don't move.	Sorry.
i kinda get nervous when i take tests.	Don't move.
what makes you think so?	You're all so perfect.
sebastian doesn't like to go out too much.	I keep a lot of provisions right here.
as a matter of fact i did.  they've got some work to do tonight, but they're gonna come tomorrow.	Good.
ah, you get hold of your friends?	As a matter of fact I did.  They've got some work to do tonight, but they're gonna come tomorrow.
is that why you're still here?	Yes.  I couldn't pass the test.
my glands.  they grow old too fast.	Is that why you're still here?
what's that?	My glands.  They grow old too fast.
methuselah syndrome.	What's that?
what's your problem?	Methuselah Syndrome.
twenty.	What's your problem?
and you live in this building all by yourself?	Yeah, I live here pretty much alone right now...
thanks.	And you live in this building all by yourself?
beautiful.	Thanks.
just better.	Beautiful.
you look... better.	Just better.
whatcha doin'?	You scared me.
i've got stuff.  if you wanna go to my place?	I was hoping you'd say that.
i'm hungry, j.f.	I've got stuff.  If you wanna go to my place?
we sure did.	I'm hungry, J.F.
we scared each other pretty good didn't we?	We sure did.
what about friends?	I have some, but I have to find out where they are staying.
they left.	What about friends?
where are your folks?	They left.
oh.	Where are your folks?
i don't have one.	Oh.
you want to go home?	I don't have one.
mine's j.f. sebastian.	Hi.
pris.	Mine's J.F. Sebastian.
what's your name?	Pris.
how come you were in my truck?	I was tired and didn't have any place to go.
she is a dancer! and a lovely one! you would like her very much! shall we dance?	Sure.
your mom was a dancer?	She is a dancer! And a lovely one! You would like her very much! Shall we dance?
no, i'm not! my mom taught me.	Your mom was a dancer?
you're kidding!	No, I'm not! My mom taught me.
we work on rodeo drive.  but we're both professional dancers.	Really?
i'm adam webber.	He's really funny!
this is my new friend...	I'm Adam Webber.
thank-q!	This is my new friend...
bravo!	Thank-Q!
you like it?	Bravo!
oh, now, that's a great one!	You like it?
i was wondering if you might help me. i...i seem to have lost my congressional medal of honor somewhere around here.	Oh, now, that's a great one!
yes?	I was wondering if you might help me. I...I seem to have lost my Congressional Medal of Honor somewhere around here.
hi!	Yes?
the key to my hotel room!  i want you to have my baseball cards!  and please be sure to pay my bill!	Young man, stop right there!
let's go talk first, adam.	Yes, ma'am.
well, that depends...	I thank you very much for the invitation, but I'm quite busy today. Perhaps I could see you tomorrow.
for how long?	Well, that depends...
my office.	For how long?
come where?	My office.
we want you to come with us so we can talk some more about your experiences.	Come where?
fallout shelter. there's a difference.	Adam, I'd like to introduce you to my associate -- Mr. Brown.
very well, thank you. i'm with the county family services department. eve tells me you've been living in a bomb shelter most of your life.	Fallout shelter. There's a difference.
how do you do?	Very well, thank you. I'm with the County Family Services Department. Eve tells me you've been living in a bomb shelter most of your life.
i'm nina aron, adam.	How do you do?
it certainly is.  i agree with you completely.	Eve? I'm leaving.
maybe we shouldn't fight at all. fighting is pretty immature.	It certainly is.  I agree with you completely.
cliff, i must warn you. i know how to defend myself.	Do ya?
i'm sorry, and legs. legs, butt and hair.  well, isn't he?  and shallow, as well?	Shallow? I'm shallow?!
what?!	I'm sorry, and legs. Legs, butt and hair.  Well, isn't he?  And shallow, as well?
eve, i don't mean to be rude, and please excuse me cliff, but eve, isn't cliff just a butt with hair?	What?!
oh, brother...	Eve, I don't mean to be rude, and please excuse me Cliff, but Eve, isn't Cliff just a butt with hair?
please excuse this interruption.	Oh, brother...
thank you very much. but, cliff, that's my seat. and i was just--	How 'bout a drink at the bar?
but i do miss that green sport coat of yours.	Thank you very much. But, Cliff, that's my seat. And I was just--
how do you do?	I do fine, Adam.  How 'bout yourself?  You doin' any good?
we can make this work, adam! believe me! i'm very good at making things work!	My mother's like that.
see! i can't tell them that!  i can't ever let them know. it makes their life..well, frankly... a joke.  i can't let that happen.  you understand?	We can make this work, Adam! Believe me! I'm very good at making things work!
no.	See! I can't tell them that!  I can't ever let them know. It makes their life..well, frankly... a joke.  I can't let that happen.  You understand?
...i do.	Could I please just go home?  I was lost, but this morning I found home and I promise not to bother any of you ever again.
...all right, eve.  if you say so.	...I do.
adam....you should go with dr. aron. it's the best thing.  the best thing for you. i promise.	...All right, Eve.  If you say so.
hi, eve!	Hi, Adam.  This is, uh....
and i think better than the ocean. i'm serious!	Neat. Goodnight!
really?  okay!	And I think better than the ocean. I'm serious!
it was at least as good as the sky.	Really?  Okay!
my pleasure.	It was at least as good as the sky.
not at all.  and eve thank you for tonight...and for the kiss. my first.	My pleasure.
that's right.  and i'll see you in the morning in the lobby.  do you mind waiting outside for the taxi?	Not at all.  And Eve thank you for tonight...and for the kiss. My first.
of course.  i shouldn't be over here at this hour.	That's right.  And I'll see you in the morning in the lobby.  Do you mind waiting outside for the taxi?
i want you to go back to the hotel now.  i'll call you a cab.	Of course.  I shouldn't be over here at this hour.
yes, eve?	I want you to go back to the hotel now.  I'll call you a cab.
uh-huh. adam?	Yes, Eve?
adam...dumb question, but humor me. have you ever had sex before?	No.
"all at once am i--several stories high-- knowing i'm--on the street-- where you live."  it's about a young man who is overjoyed just to be standing in front of the house of the person he loves.	Adam...dumb question, but humor me. Have you ever had sex before?
sing it to me.	"All at once am I--several stories high-- knowing I'm--on the street-- where you live."  It's about a young man who is overjoyed just to be standing in front of the house of the person he loves.
but it just wasn't where i wanted to be so i left as politely as i could and found a taxi.  but i asked the driver to drop me here instead of at the hotel.  there's a song mister como sings called "on the street where you live."  you know it?	Sing it to me.
is that what you call it?	But it just wasn't where I wanted to be so I left as politely as I could and found a taxi.  But I asked the driver to drop me here instead of at the hotel.  There's a song Mister Como sings called "On the Street Where You Live."  You know it?
i went to sophie's and she was very hospitable.	Is that what you call it?
there.	Thanks.
i know first aid!	Well, you had better!!
look! i'm limping!  how attractive is that?!  what if this is for life?!	I know first aid!
eve, if you'll let me, i can --	Look! I'm limping!  How attractive is that?!  What if this is for life?!
goodnight!	Eve, if you'll let me, I can --
what?	Goodnight!
well, you should be!  thanks to you, my heart is in my neck!	What?
i know...and i'm really sorry.	Well, you should be!  Thanks to you, my heart is in my neck!
what in the hell are you doing here!! you're supposed to be over on san vicente boulevard having unsafe sex with that slut sophie!!	I know...and I'm really sorry.
i'm really sorry!	What in the hell are you doing here!! You're supposed to be over on San Vicente Boulevard having unsafe sex with that slut Sophie!!
scare me, why don't you?!!?  you stupid son of a bitch!!!	I'm really sorry!
eve?!	Scare me, why don't you?!!?  You stupid son of a bitch!!!
but, eve, i would--	And tomorrow maybe Troy will help you out--because I quit!  This is ridiculous! You're ridiculous! I'm ridiculous!
i'm leaving, too.	But, Eve, I would--
i don't blame you!	Eve, I'm sorry.
adam?!	I'm sorry.
i want to know exactly who you are and what you're really up to!	All right. Let me tell you the whole thing. In 1962--
no.  i admire you.  i...i fell in love with you the first time i saw you.  i did. i think that you are the most--	I want to know exactly who you are and what you're really up to!
you think i'm some sort of sap?! don't you?!	No.  I admire you.  I...I fell in love with you the first time I saw you.  I did. I think that you are the most--
i've never lied to you.  i've maybe let you believe things that you wanted to believe, but i've never lied.	You think I'm some sort of sap?! Don't you?!
don't change the subject! i want you to tell me the truth about yourself.	I've never lied to you.  I've maybe let you believe things that you wanted to believe, but I've never lied.
why are you suddenly so mad at me?	Don't change the subject! I want you to tell me the truth about yourself.
you're not from alaska!  where'd you learn to dance like that?!  and there are no starving people, are there?!	Why are you suddenly so mad at me?
you wanted to see me!	You're not from Alaska!  Where'd you learn to dance like that?!  And there are no starving people, are there?!
romeo and juliet. i cried at the end.	Did you?
what?	Romeo and Juliet. I cried at the end.
okay. all right.  and what do i say?	Say something surprising. And funny. Lie, if need be.
yeah.  could be.  go say hello, romeo. looks like a healthy non-mutant to me.	Okay. All right.  And what do I say?
that's ridiculous.	Maybe. But that's how it works.
yes, really! basically, they want what they think they can't have.  same with guys.  that's why everybody is walking around here sending off "you can't have me" signals!	That's ridiculous.
really?	Yes, really! Basically, they want what they think they can't have.  Same with guys.  That's why everybody is walking around here sending off "you can't have me" signals!
yeah, sweet.  that's a nice way of putting it.	What do I say to Miss Sweet when I meet her?
okay. i like that.	Yeah, sweet.  That's a nice way of putting it.
because we're bitches!  look at her! look at the expression on her face! the walk, the jewelry, the fingernails.  please!	How 'bout this one?
yes, i have a dictionary. but i can't understand for the life of me why you would call her that!  or why cliff would say that about you.	Because we're bitches!  Look at her! Look at the expression on her face! The walk, the jewelry, the fingernails.  Please!
adam!  she's got bitch written all over her!  you do know what "bitch" means, don't you?	Yes, I have a dictionary. But I can't understand for the life of me why you would call her that!  Or why Cliff would say that about you.
why?!  i think she's very attractive.	Adam!  She's got bitch written all over her!  You do know what "bitch" means, don't you?
no way.	Why?!  I think she's very attractive.
what about her?	No way.
it's a rob roy. a very popular drink, i'm told.	What about her?
what have you ordered?	It's a Rob Roy. A very popular drink, I'm told.
and don't be so obvious!	What have you ordered?
i like her.	And don't be so obvious!
not that one!	I like her.
i thought i was here to meet women.	Not that one!
quit showing off!  we're here on business!	Good-bye!
do i look crazy?	Yes!
no!  not crazy!	Do I look crazy?
my goodness gracious!  this place is something!	Look unimpressed.
would you do it just because you're my friend? my very best friend.	Well...yeah. Okay.
hey, screw you! okay? you think i'm just somebody you can buy off! listen, let me tell you something--	Would you do it just because you're my friend? My very best friend.
then just help me find a girlfriend! that's all i ask. i'll give you every single card i've got left!	Hey, screw you! Okay? You think I'm just somebody you can buy off! Listen, let me tell you something--
yes it is. a girlfriend maybe. but a wife? i mean...	Then just help me find a girlfriend! That's all I ask. I'll give you every single card I've got left!
no it's not!	Yes it is. A girlfriend maybe. But a wife? I mean...
okay. but you know, this business of finding you a wife -- it's kind of ridiculous, don't you think?	No it's not!
i certainly do!	Okay. But you know, this business of finding you a wife -- it's kind of ridiculous, don't you think?
yeah? no kidding. listen, you still want to go girl hunting tonight?	I certainly do!
yep.  you know, my father -- who is a scientist -- says that everything is a miracle. everything. until recently i wasn 't sure what he meant by that.	Yeah? No kidding. Listen, you still want to go girl hunting tonight?
have you ever heard the saying, "he hasn't got enough sense to come in out of the rain?"	Yep.  You know, my father -- who is a scientist -- says that everything is a miracle. Everything. Until recently I wasn 't sure what he meant by that.
hey, eve!	Have you ever heard the saying, "He hasn't got enough sense to come in out of the rain?"
he's going to kill himself.  go skate out on the bike path! it's that way!	Okay!
what about holding your right arm up like that all the time?	It's fine. Just give it a try. And for gosh sake, Eve, take your foot off the chair!
yeah.	Whatever you two want. If you've got the time, I've got the wazoo.
about clothing?	Yeah.
the guy with the underpants!	That's boring!
the what?	Wazoo!  Try to listen.  Whataya think? Surfer, grunge, hip- hop, Euro trash?
all right.	So, what are you seeing?
may i please be excused?	Uh...yeah.
no.  we keep it in the backyard.  of course, in the house.  it's in there.	May I please be excused?
in the house?	No.  We keep it in the backyard.  Of course, in the house.  It's in there.
sure.	In the house?
he has a computer?	Sure.
he's gone to check your answers on his computer.	He has a computer?
where's he gone?	He's gone to check your answers on his computer.
yeah, right!  that's where you'd go to find girls!  nome.  he's gay, by the way.	Good for you.
you live in...alaska.  the only way in or out of your place is by plane and... you've definitely come down here for food and supplies and... to find a wife!	Wow.
yes!	You live in...Alaska.  The only way in or out of your place is by plane and... you've definitely come down here for food and supplies and... to find a wife!
i'm seeing...snow... lots of snow. way up north.  are we getting hot?	Yes!
um-hum.	I'm seeing...snow... lots of snow. Way up North.  Are we getting hot?
okay, let's see...i'm not promising anything. you okay?	Um-hum.
i thought only hookers drank those things.	Well, I know Mom sure likes 'em!
thank-q!	I thought only hookers drank those things.
here you go.  one champagne cocktail.	Thank-Q!
actually,no. i was wondering why cliff likes to wear another man's underpants.	What?!
he's a former boyfriend. we lived together for about six months.  and yes, i'll admit it.  i've still kind of got a thing for him.  that's what you wanted to know, isn't it?	Actually,no. I was wondering why Cliff likes to wear another man's underpants.
why, thank you!  very nice to have met you, cliff!  may i ask you a question?	He's a former boyfriend. We lived together for about six months.  And yes, I'll admit it.  I've still kind of got a thing for him.  That's what you wanted to know, isn't it?
yes!	I like it.
is this your house?	Yes!
i was wrong!!	Is this your house?
you said it would be easy!	I was wrong!!
never drive again!	You said it would be easy!
i told you i've never driven before!	Never drive again!
you almost got us killed!	I told you I've never driven before!
sorry!	You almost got us killed!
stop that ma'am crap!	Sorry!
yes, ma'am!	Stop that ma'am crap!
now, get out!!	Yes, ma'am!
the engine is still running.	Now, get out!!
get out!	The engine is still running.
thank you.	Get out!
of course.	Thank you.
could we talk about that a little later?	Of course.
well, i could probably get you laid in two weeks, but to locate a non-mutant wife from pasadena...that could take some time.	That's what I was afraid of.
two weeks.	Well, I could probably get you laid in two weeks, but to locate a non-mutant wife from Pasadena...that could take some time.
when do you need her by?	Two weeks.
and if possible, i'd like to marry someone from pasadena.	When do you need her by?
no dogs, huh? okay.	And if possible, I'd like to marry someone from Pasadena.
one who's not a mutant.	No dogs, huh? Okay.
i wouldn't know.  what kind of wife are you looking for?	One who's not a mutant.
it didn't used to be that way.	I wouldn't know.  What kind of wife are you looking for?
everybody's divorced.	It didn't used to be that way.
they're all divorced?	Everybody's divorced.
everybody knows that. ask my divorced sisters. or ask my divorced mom and dad.	They're all divorced?
i didn't know that.	Everybody knows that. Ask my divorced sisters. Or ask my divorced mom and dad.
sure.	I didn't know that.
it does?	Sure.
the big one!	It does?
bites what?	The big one!
you can be single and not alone. marriage bites!	Bites what?
i don't want to be alone.	You can be single and not alone. Marriage bites!
why?!	I don't want to be alone.
because i want to get married.	Why?!
what for?	Because I want to get married.
yes.	What for?
a wife?	Yes.
well... okay. i would like you to help me find a...wife.	A wife?
think of me as your genie.  just ask.	Well... Okay. I would like you to help me find a...wife.
this is for me.	Think of me as your genie.  Just ask.
no, no!  i'm sorry!  what is it?	This is for me.
then forget it.	No, no!  I'm sorry!  What is it?
oh, i'm sure it will!	Then forget it.
well, this is going to sound a little crazy.	Oh, I'm sure it will!
name it.	Well, this is going to sound a little crazy.
there's something else i would like you to help me with.	Name it.
now, let's take the truck back and get something to eat.	There's something else I would like you to help me with.
okay.	Now, let's take the truck back and get something to eat.
adam?  don't even think about it. okay? i'm sorry.  i know that sounds mean, but believe me, it would be meaner if i didn't say it. okay?	Okay.
and, um ...i guess... i guess you and i, uh...	Adam?  Don't even think about it. Okay? I'm sorry.  I know that sounds mean, but believe me, it would be meaner if I didn't say it. Okay?
thank you.	And, um ...I guess... I guess you and I, uh...
you know, eve -- don't get mad, okay? - -  but, i'd just be lost without you.	Thank you.
no problem.  we'll just sell another baseball card.	You know, Eve -- don't get mad, okay? - -  but, I'd just be lost without you.
i guess we'll need another locker.	No problem.  We'll just sell another baseball card.
it's your life.  and, by the way, it's a dandy.	I guess we'll need another locker.
we'll have to rent a refrigerated truck for the beef and poultry.	It's your life.  And, by the way, it's a dandy.
hey, you know. i was thinking...	Night!
pick you up at eight tomorrow morning.	Hey, you know. I was thinking...
sorry.	Pick you up at eight tomorrow morning.
well, another day, another dollar.  stop staring at me!!	Sorry.
what?	Well, another day, another dollar.  Stop staring at me!!
wait! wait!	What?
very funny, smart ass.	Hey!  Pipe tobacco!  I'm going to need all of this! This is swell!
my mom and dad.	Very funny, smart ass.
who are these people?	My Mom and Dad.
they like dr. pepper.	Who are these people?
why not buy them milk or something-- instead of dr. pepper?	They like Dr. Pepper.
you got it! wait here while i change.	Sure.
i've got to make at least a thousand a week.	You got it! Wait here while I change.
what's fair?	I've got to make at least a thousand a week.
what's the pay?	What's fair?
two weeks.	What's the pay?
how long would you need me?	Two weeks.
well, they're not starving yet, but they need help.	How long would you need me?
food and supplies?  who for?  like starving people?	Well, they're not starving yet, but they need help.
selling all my baseball cards. and helping me buy enough food and supplies to fill several large trucks.	Food and supplies?  Who for?  Like starving people?
doing what?	Selling all my baseball cards. And helping me buy enough food and supplies to fill several large trucks.
why not go to work for me?	Doing what?
it never works out because i'm into legs and butts and hair myself! that's why! so i wind up with guys who are very good looking, but even more shallow than i am, if you can picture that. now, if you'll excuse me, i have to go find another low-paying, demeaning job where some guy named jerry keeps telling me how lousy his marriage is.	Why not go to work for me?
...okay.	It never works out because I'm into legs and butts and hair myself! That's why! So I wind up with guys who are very good looking, but even more shallow than I am, if you can picture that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find another low-paying, demeaning job where some guy named Jerry keeps telling me how lousy his marriage is.
why?!  who the hell knows?!	...Okay.
why does it never work out?  you and...men?	Why?!  Who the hell knows?!
what?	Why does it never work out?  You and...men?
why doesn't it never work out?	What?
see, ya.	Why doesn't it never work out?
cross my heart and hope to die.	See, ya.
hey, no kidding?  in color?	Cross my heart and hope to die.
watching television in color.	Hey, no kidding?  In color?
the eyes.  okay. an eye-man.  anyhow, it never works out.  okay?  not that you even need to know that!  you look like crap, by the way.  what have you been doing?	Watching television in color.
i think it's the eyes.	The eyes.  Okay. An eye-man.  Anyhow, it never works out.  Okay?  Not that you even need to know that!  You look like crap, by the way.  What have you been doing?
oh, stop that!  god! listen, i know you like me.  i can tell. but you know what? a lot of guys like me.  not me, exactly. it's more like the legs or the butt or the hair.  or some combination of the above.	I think it's the eyes.
thank-q!	Oh, stop that!  God! Listen, I know you like me.  I can tell. But you know what? A lot of guys like me.  Not me, exactly. It's more like the legs or the butt or the hair.  Or some combination of the above.
no.	Thank-Q!
troy? is he your husband? or a boyfriend?	No.
can't you please just talk to me for one second?	Okay!  Damn!
i knew this would happen!  you're like a lost puppy!	Can't you please just talk to me for one second?
please don't follow me.  don't do it!	I knew this would happen!  You're like a lost puppy!
wait, eve, please!  wait.	Please don't follow me.  Don't do it!
oh. okay. well, so long. enjoy your visit.	Wait, Eve, please!  Wait.
i haven't brushed yet.	Oh. Okay. Well, so long. Enjoy your visit.
why are you doing that?	I haven't brushed yet.
okay.	Why are you doing that?
take it. damn it!	Okay.
i can't, it's yours.	Take it. damn it!
okay, down boy.  i can't take this for driving you home. i wish i could, but i can't. so here, take it back. i could have just left it for you at the desk, but it's very valuable. now take it.	I can't, it's yours.
i am so glad to see you!!  i thought i'd never see you again!	Okay, down boy.  I can't take this for driving you home. I wish I could, but I can't. So here, take it back. I could have just left it for you at the desk, but it's very valuable. Now take it.
yeah, same here. don't forget your suitcase.	Right.
that was...wonderful!  i've never felt anything like that in my life.	Yeah, same here. Don't forget your suitcase.
gee-zooie!!  you better slow down!!!	I can't help it. Perry Como always does this to me! I just get so cranked!
i know a short-cut.	Gee-zooie!!  You better slow down!!!
hey, what are you doing?!	I know a short-cut.
you are one scary son-of-a-gun.	Hey, what are you doing?!
yeah! listen to this part. this is where it really takes off!	You are one scary son-of-a-gun.
over this?	Yeah! Listen to this part. This is where it really takes off!
oh, i could die...	Over this?
how's that?	Oh, I could die...
okay, okay!  take it easy!	How's that?
perry como!  you had him!  go back! go back!	Okay, okay!  Take it easy!
perry?	Perry Como!  You had him!  Go back! Go back!
it's perry!	Perry?
what is it?!	It's Perry!
wait!  wait!	What is it?!
mind if i change the station? better traffic reports on am.	Wait!  Wait!
it's webber.  adam webber.	Mind if I change the station? Better traffic reports on AM.
so...mister andretti, your first time on the freeway?	It's Webber.  Adam Webber.
okay.  what the hell?  you got a deal. get in.	So...Mister Andretti, your first time on the freeway?
heck, no!  what?!	Okay.  What the hell?  You got a deal. Get in.
i don't have to take a physical in your space ship?	Heck, no!  What?!
yes.	I don't have to take a physical in your space ship?
and that's it?	Yes.
yes.	And that's it?
so for four thousand dollars, all i have to do is drive you to your hotel?	Yes.
so what?!  i've got two of him!  and this many dimaggios and robinsons. i was holding these out, too.	So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?
rogers hornsby's worth like four thousand dollars!	So what?!  I've got two of him!  And this many DiMaggios and Robinsons. I was holding these out, too.
he's all yours. i was holding him back.	Rogers Hornsby's worth like four thousand dollars!
rogers hornsby?!?	He's all yours. I was holding him back.
wait! please wait!  i'll make a deal with you!  i'll give you a rogers hornsby, if you'll take me to the hotel!	Rogers Hornsby?!?
get away from me!!	Wait! Please wait!  I'll make a deal with you!  I'll give you a Rogers Hornsby, if you'll take me to the hotel!
i'm sorry!  i said something wrong, didn't i!  please forgive me!	Get away from me!!
well, that changes everything. get the fuck away from me!!  i mean it!!	I'm sorry!  I said something wrong, didn't I!  Please forgive me!
nope.	Well, that changes everything. Get the fuck away from me!!  I mean it!!
you don't?	Nope.
if it will make you feel any better, i don't have a gun.	You don't?
i'm not taking you there, sweetie. rule number one in north america: no strangers in the car.	If it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.
do you own a car?	I'm not taking you there, Sweetie. Rule Number One in North America: No strangers in the car.
yeah. thanks. anyhow, let me predict a bus for you to get on.	Do you own a car?
it was amazing.	Yeah. Thanks. Anyhow, let me predict a bus for you to get on.
see? i'm psychic. not completely, but pretty much. that was pretty good, wasn't it?!	It was amazing.
yes! yes! the holiday inn! that's exactly right!	See? I'm psychic. Not completely, but pretty much. That was pretty good, wasn't it?!
where are you staying? the holiday inn?	Yes! Yes! The Holiday Inn! That's exactly right!
again.	Where are you staying? The Holiday Inn?
i knew it! so anyhow, you get on a bus and before you know it, you're out here in the san fernando valley without a clue.  which brings us to here.  correct again?	Again.
right.	I knew it! So anyhow, you get on a bus and before you know it, you're out here in the San Fernando Valley without a clue.  Which brings us to here.  Correct again?
yes, i'm right?	Right.
so far?	Yes, I'm right?
let me guess something. this is your first visit to la la land. you're staying somewhere over in hollywood because, like an idiot, you thought that would be an exciting place to stay.  right so far?	So far?
oh, that's nice.	Let me guess something. This is your first visit to La La Land. You're staying somewhere over in Hollywood because, like an idiot, you thought that would be an exciting place to stay.  Right so far?
well, i guess because i'm a little psychic...i have this thing.	Oh, that's nice.
i don't know. why doesn't it?	Well, I guess because I'm a little psychic...I have this thing.
why doesn't that surprise me?	I don't know. Why doesn't it?
i came on a bus.	Why doesn't that surprise me?
here, pick these up!	I came on a bus.
i just had a mental picture of...	Here, pick these up!
what's wrong with you?	I just had a mental picture of...
a walking penis capable of intelligent speech.  a dickhead.	What's wrong with you?
dickhead?	A walking penis capable of intelligent speech.  A dickhead.
forget it.  i'm sick of working for that dickhead.	Dickhead?
say,...did you just lose your job because of me?	Forget it.  I'm sick of working for that dickhead.
you're lost?	Say,...did you just lose your job because of me?
no, i'm lost.	You're lost?
we? i'm going home. and, judging by that coat, i'd say you have to get back to the barber college.	No, I'm lost.
where are we going?	We? I'm going home. And, judging by that coat, I'd say you have to get back to the barber college.
come on, heathcliff, i'll walk you to the corner.	Yes, ma'am.  But my name is Adam.
get out of here!	No, you get out of here.
well, your business must not be sports memorabilia, because this one mantle card right here--  --is worth six thousand dollars all by its little self.	Get out of here!
no.  i'm from out of town.  i'm here on business.	Well, your business must not be sports memorabilia, because this one Mantle card right here--  --is worth six thousand dollars all by its little self.
are you french?	No.  I'm from out of town.  I'm here on business.
bon soir, mademoiselle!	Are you French?
yes, sir.	Of course!
a card?	Yes, sir.
fill this out please. and i'll need a card.	A card?
good evening. i want to stay at this hotel.	Fill this out please. And I'll need a card.
what?	Nothing.
is this because of the radiation?	What?
yes, it is.	Gee-ma-nee!
is that a birthday cake?!	Yes, it is.
i've got almost everything we need! and this nice man...	Archbishop Melker. We met earlier.
the front door is open.  will you be back?	I promise.
how do i leave here?	The front door is open.  Will you be back?
no. i don't need money anymore -- i see that now.	How do I leave here?
that's always a good idea! would you like some money? i have a great deal of it.	No. I don't need money anymore -- I see that now.
of course you do.  i'll stay here and pray.	That's always a good idea! Would you like some money? I have a great deal of it.
i've got to go, now.	Of course you do.  I'll stay here and pray.
yes.	I've got to go, now.
i know it has been terrible.  but it wasn't your fault. and now all the decay is over with and things are going to get better. you understand?	Yes.
ooooohhhh!!  of course! the father! forgive me!!  can you forgive me for my wasted life?!  everything has been so awful!!	I know it has been terrible.  But it wasn't your fault. And now all the decay is over with and things are going to get better. You understand?
all in yellow?  oh!  that was my father!	Ooooohhhh!!  Of course! The father! Forgive me!!  Can you forgive me for my wasted life?!  Everything has been so awful!!
yes!  yes!  oh, lord!  yes, oh, yes! but  where is the one who came last night -- all in yellow?!	All in yellow?  Oh!  That was my father!
are you all right?	Yes!  Yes!  Oh, Lord!  Yes, oh, yes! But  where is the one who came last night -- all in yellow?!
uh, i think they have.	Hah!!! Those cagey rascals! Those sly dissemblers! Those, uh...  They've finally pulled the wool over everybody's eyes!
my gosh, those commies are brilliant! you've got to hand it to 'em!  "no, we didn't drop any bombs!  oh yes, our evil empire has collapsed!  poor, poor us!"  i bet they've even asked the west for aid!  right?!	Uh, I think they have.
uh-huh.	My gosh, those Commies are brilliant! You've got to hand it to 'em!  "No, we didn't drop any bombs!  Oh yes, our evil empire has collapsed!  Poor, poor us!"  I bet they've even asked the West for aid!  Right?!
yes. that's kind of how it was.	Uh-huh.
what? did the politburo just one day say - "we give up?"	Yes. That's kind of how it was.
yes, sir. it's true.	What? Did the politburo just one day say - "We give up?"
that's what everybody believes?	Yes, sir. It's true.
positive. the soviet union collapsed without a shot being fired. the cold war is over.	That's what everybody believes?
you're sure?	Positive. The Soviet Union collapsed without a shot being fired. The Cold War is over.
dad, i don't know how to tell you this. and i was going to wait a while, but i think...dad,there was no bomb. a plane crashed into our backyard. i looked it up in old newspapers.	You're sure?
uh-huh.	Dad, I don't know how to tell you this. And I was going to wait a while, but I think...Dad,there was no bomb. A plane crashed into our backyard. I looked it up in old newspapers.
it's ukrainian. her grandparents immigrated here.	Uh-huh.
this is great son, just great. by the way, eve's last name. rus-to-kov, that's not russian, is it?	It's Ukrainian. Her grandparents immigrated here.
and, i'm asking you to trust me without understanding why.	Well, in that case...of course, son.
but, i don't understand.	And, I'm asking you to trust me without understanding why.
one more thing. if you find a healthy young woman, bring her back with you.	I'll try.
i promise. is that all?	One more thing. If you find a healthy young woman, bring her back with you.
poison gas. invisible. don't forget.	I promise. Is that all?
adult bookstore.  why?	Poison gas. Invisible. Don't forget.
also...stay out of the "adult bookstore."	Adult Bookstore.  Why?
yes, sir.  is that all?	Also...stay out of the "Adult Bookstore."
...the pipe tobacco.	Yes, sir.  Is that all?
yes, father?! yes?	...the pipe tobacco.
adam...don't forget...don't forget ...	Yes, father?! Yes?
c'est bon, monsieur.	Merci!
helen-thomas-webber!  maybe we have been down here a little too long!  please excuse her french.	Shit is a French word?
well, do we just go on up?!	No, son! We wait for night.  Now...is precisely when... we must be at our... most cautious.
your roller-skates! i redesigned them! i think this new design will work even better!	These are really swell! I mean swell!
holy cow! what the heck are these?!	Your roller-skates! I redesigned them! I think this new design will work even better!
your mom made that all by herself.	No kidding!
oh, boy! a jacket!	Your mom made that all by herself.
thank you, mom! thanks, dad!	Blow out the candles!
then why go there?	Because he must!
because he's forced out at third! it's a force!	Then why go there?
why?	Because he's forced out at third! It's a force!
no, no! the runner on second goes to third! he's out there!	Why?
the nocturnal flying mammal?	No. Sit down.
uh, no. there's a man who throws the ball -- to a man who has a bat.	The nocturnal flying mammal?
like one of mom's?	Uh, no. There's a man who throws the ball -- to a man who has a bat.
no, son. a pitcher.	Like one of Mom's?
like a painting?	No, son. A pitcher.
it's a game, son. i can explain it pretty easily. there's a pitcher.	Like a painting?
what's baseball?	It's a game, son. I can explain it pretty easily. There's a pitcher.
it's my entire baseball collection. it's yours now.	What's baseball?
these are wonderful.	It's my entire baseball collection. It's yours now.
haben sie etuas nettes in leder?!	You know, you have a wonderful sense of humor, son!  I must say, the acorn doesn't fall very far from the tree. By the way, it's time I gave you something. Come with me.
sorgen sie bitte dafur das die gepack sorgfaltic behandeldt warren!	Haben sie etuas nettes in leder?!
gerade aus dann links!	Sorgen sie bitte dafur das die gepack sorgfaltic behandeldt warren!
en arte voluptus. que les bons temps roul!	Gerade aus dann links!
tempus fugit!	En arte voluptus. Que les bons temps roul!
you're right!  it's tuesday already! by gosh, time flies, doesn't it?!	Tempus fugit!
latin exam, dad.  it's tuesday.	You're right!  It's Tuesday already! By gosh, time flies, doesn't it?!
sure. now, let's move on to our french exam.	Latin exam, Dad.  It's Tuesday.
they're pretty.  can i have them?	Sure. Now, let's move on to our French exam.
this is what money looks like.  it comes like this, in coin, or like this in paper.  or you can have an "investment."  these are stock "certificates" that we bought in your name.  of course, they're worthless now, but at one time they were quite valuable.	They're pretty.  Can I have them?
and thanks for always being happy!	What?
bye, adam!	And thanks for always being happy!
bye, troy!	Bye, Adam!
good-bye, adam.	Goodbye.
does that work?	Yeah...Seems to.
i know what you mean!  i usually wear a big hat and dark glasses.	Does that work?
no, i wouldn't go in one of those places with a gas mask on.	I know what you mean!  I usually wear a big hat and dark glasses.
a magazine?  a toy perhaps?  in the bookstore.	No, I wouldn't go in one of those places with a gas mask on.
what?	A magazine?  A toy perhaps?  In the bookstore.
so, did you buy a movie?	What?
you bet!	So, did you buy a movie?
how 'bout we check with eve first?	You bet!
okay, troy!  let's get those all-beef frozen patties!	How 'bout we check with Eve first?
i'm sorry. i took the lord's name in vain again, didn't i?  i'm so sorry.	No!  There's an Adult Bookstore back there!  I'll be right back!
yes! lying is always a very effective dating tool.	Okay. Thank you, my friends.
what?!	Ladies first, Troy! That was close.
oh. i see.	What?!
miss rustokov refuses to let total strangers drive her car.	Oh. I see.
why did you park way back there?	Miss Rustokov refuses to let total strangers drive her car.
that's why little things mean so much to him.	I LOVE THIS!!
the recovery? oh , yeah! hey, they rebuilt the freeway in six months.	Amazing. I'm very impressed.
the recovery is very impressive.	The recovery? Oh , yeah! Hey, they rebuilt the freeway in six months.
almost all of them.	The recovery is very impressive.
i guess a lot of those tall buildings we saw this morning are new.	Almost all of them.
isn't it a little tiring to sit up straight like that?	No.
i just don't want to.	Okay.
why not? he has great pants.	I just don't want to.
i'm not wearing his pants.	Why not? He has great pants.
not on him.	I'm not wearing his pants.
...i guess it's...just a matter of personal taste.	True.
well, i think windows stink. what do you think of that?	...I guess it's...just a matter of personal taste.
yes. he likes windows.	Well, I think Windows stink. What do you think of that?
he's a windows guy then, huh?	Yes. He likes windows.
oh, yes.  it would probably kill him.	He's a Windows guy then, huh?
yeah?	Oh, yes.  It would probably kill him.
that would knock my father out.	Yeah?
okay, maybe she is psychic.  let's go eat!	That would knock my father out.
mt. mckinley.  it's also the highest point in north america.	Okay, maybe she is psychic.  Let's go eat!
how do you get through those winters?  well, you're right.  juneau.  what's the highest peak?	Mt. McKinley.  It's also the highest point in North America.
no.	How do you get through those winters?  Well, you're right.  Juneau.  What's the highest peak?
you don't have a computer in your cabin?	No.
i don't think so.	You don't have a computer in your cabin?
what are you talking about? this is the new mac. you a hacker?	I don't think so.
it's so small.	What are you talking about? This is the new Mac. You a hacker?
yeah.	It's so small.
this must be very new.	Yeah.
hello! it's anchorage!  gotcha!	Sorry, that's the largest city.
juneau.	Hello! It's Anchorage!  Gotcha!
what's the capitol?	Juneau.
1867.  seward's folly. we paid 7.2 million dollars for it. a tidy sum then, as well as now. i'm quoting my father, of course.	What's the capitol?
when did we get it from them?	1867.  Seward's Folly. We paid 7.2 million dollars for it. A tidy sum then, as well as now. I'm quoting my father, of course.
russia.	When did we get it from them?
who use to own it?	Russia.
1959.	Who use to own it?
well, we try. listen, let me just ask you a few questions.  when did alaska become a state?	1959.
i've got goose-bumps all over me.	Why not just go to... Nome for supplies and a wife?  Isn't that closer?
i've never met anyone like you in my life.	She's right?!
that's right?	I've never met anyone like you in my life.
right on the button.	Well, Dionne Warwick, guess his home town.
maybe eve can guess.  she's psychic.	Really?  Since when?
and it's called...?	Maybe Eve can guess.  She's psychic.
it's a very small place. people don't even know it's there.	And it's called...?
i love lucy!	You nut!
well, i hope you like these! fresh sea urchin wrapped in seaweed. or "nori" if you prefer. i love sushi.	I love Lucy!
not particularly.	Well, I hope you like these! Fresh sea urchin wrapped in seaweed. Or "nori" if you prefer. I love sushi.
i do? well, thank you! you like ceilings?	Not particularly.
you have very nice ceilings.	I do? Well, thank you! You like ceilings?
yes. up here on the fifteenth floor. goodnight.	Goodnight.
up here on the fifteenth floor?	Yes. Up here on the fifteenth floor. Goodnight.
i guess living up here makes people look older.	Up here on the fifteenth floor?
twenty-five? around there.	I guess living up here makes people look older.
how old do i look?	Twenty-five? Around there.
you don't look thirty-five.	How old do I look?
thirty-five.	You don't look thirty-five.
how old are you?	Thirty-five.
good night!  sleep tight.  don't let the bedbugs bite!  that's what my mom always says...  ...who i'm really beginning to miss. i'm sorry.  it's my first night away from home.	How old are you?
no kiddin'. well...good night.	Good night!  Sleep tight.  Don't let the bedbugs bite!  That's what my Mom always says...  ...who I'm really beginning to miss. I'm sorry.  It's my first night away from home.
my father is a genius.	No kiddin'. Well...good night.
thank you. your father is a smart guy.	My father is a genius.
i see.  well, thank you very much. you've been very, very nice.	Thank you. Your father is a smart guy.
the hotel.	I see.  Well, thank you very much. You've been very, very nice.
of what?	The hotel.
you dial nine to get out.	Of what?
i don't see anything!	Just look!!
up there!!	I don't see anything!
the sky?  where?	Up there!!
the sky!!!	The sky?  Where?
what?  what is it?!	The sky!!!
well, that's great then! terrific...except...it just occurred to me. i don't know where i live! i'm lost! i don't know where home is!  would you excuse me?	Gladly.
sure.	Well, that's great then! Terrific...except...it just occurred to me. I don't know where I live! I'm lost! I don't know where home is!  Would you excuse me?
you could have a meat order that big delivered to your home.	Sure.
then i'll need, twelve into nine hundred, seventy-five boxes. and that's almost...five hundred dollars just for the hamburger! and my mom only gave me three thousand dollars for everything! the yacht batteries! the diesel oil! the birthday candles!	You could have a meat order that big delivered to your home.
frozen, they're six-thirty a dozen in the three pound box.	Then I'll need, twelve into nine hundred, seventy-five boxes. And that's almost...five hundred dollars just for the hamburger! And my Mom only gave me three thousand dollars for everything! The yacht batteries! The diesel oil! The birthday candles!
come on. frozen. how much are they?	Frozen, they're six-thirty a dozen in the three pound box.
help you?	Yes, please.  I'm looking for all beef patties.
i do alright.	Good!
how do you do, ma'am.	I do alright.
say what?!	How do you do, ma'am.
oh, my holy stars! a negro!	Say what?!
whatcha looking at?	Oh, my holy stars! A Negro!
i didn't want to leave without saying how much i admire your jewelry.	Hey, smart ass, how 'bout I kick your butt?
sir? i would really appreciate it if you wouldn't take the lord's name in vain again.	Oh, you got a problem with that?
oh, that would be wonderful!	Well, we're here to help!
i see what ya mean. tell you what...i'll give you five hundred dollars in small bills for the whole box.	Oh, that would be wonderful!
see, my problem is, all i have are hundred dollar bills and i need something smaller.  ones, fives, tens. like that.	I see what ya mean. Tell you what...I'll give you five hundred dollars in small bills for the whole box.
really? no kidding?	See, my problem is, all I have are hundred dollar bills and I need something smaller.  Ones, fives, tens. Like that.
i was thinking of selling all the cards.	Really? No kidding?
how--how much do you want for the mickey mantle, rookie season?	I was thinking of selling all the cards.
hello.	Hi.
no.	Yes.
eve and i...eloped.  we're married.	No.
well, where are you --	Eve and I...eloped.  We're married.
no, mom, i've turned it into dad's office.	Well, where are you --
this is your bedroom?	No, Mom, I've turned it into Dad's office.
we have to go.	No, wait! At least stay for dinner!
what?	I can't explain it now.  But I want you to set the locks for two months. You have more than enough of everything.  Then we'll be back to get you.
mom?  eve and i have to go.	What?
i think i'm being chased by a psychiatrist.	A psychiatrist?!
are you in trouble, son?!	I think I'm being chased by a psychiatrist.
...and his church group have volunteered to help us bring the supplies down.  but we've got to hurry.	Are you in trouble, son?!
your father has a few final words for you. you know, he'd fight a buzz saw for you - he loves you so much. we both do.	Heck, I know that mom! You're my parents.
yes, ma'am.	Your father has a few final words for you. You know, he'd fight a buzz saw for you - he loves you so much. We both do.
here's the shopping list and $3,000 which should take care of everything.	Yes, ma'am.
oh, adam,that would be wonderful if you could find a girl. one who's not a mutant...and hopefully comes from pasadena. nothing against valley girls, but in my day anyhow, the girls from pasadena, i don't know...always just seemed a little nicer.	Yes, ma'am.
i was thinking that, uh...you know, while i was up there and all...that maybe i could, you know...try to meet a girl.  i've, been thinking about that a little...just these last...fifteen years or so.	Oh, Adam,that would be wonderful if you could find a girl. One who's not a mutant...and hopefully comes from Pasadena. Nothing against Valley girls, but in my day anyhow, the girls from Pasadena, I don't know...always just seemed a little nicer.
yes?	I was thinking that, uh...you know, while I was up there and all...that maybe I could, you know...try to meet a girl.  I've, been thinking about that a little...just these last...fifteen years or so.
mom?	Yes?
i just hope this is still good up there.	Mom?
right.	I just hope this is still good up there.
i don't know how far you'll have to travel to find supplies, but if you can't get home by nightfall, i want you to look for something called a holiday inn. write that down. it's a hotel. there might still be one standing.	Yes, ma'am.
i'll be all right.	You're my brave boy.
i'm afraid you've got to.	I'll be all right.
i'll go up.	I'm afraid you've got to.
he seems to be doing all right now.  i don't know if he's had a heart attack or just... a horrifying experience. but we  need supplies and i've got to stay with him.	I'll go up.
oh, no! oh, my goodness!   let's get him into the bedroom.	He seems to be doing all right now.  I don't know if he's had a heart attack or just... a horrifying experience. But we  need supplies and I've got to stay with him.
dad!	Oh, no! Oh, my goodness!   Let's get him into the bedroom.
sorry, mom!	You never know. You may someday dine at the White House with the president.
elbows, son.	Sorry, Mom!
oh. a nice one, i hope.	Yes, ma'am.
i was frightened and i didn't know what to think! but you know-i believe him. i think he just wants to go home. wherever the hell that is...	Let's all remain calm. That's the key thing.
and now you must let me be the judge of that!	I was frightened and I didn't know what to think! But you know-I believe him. I think he just wants to go home. Wherever the hell that is...
you know, i don't think so. i'm confused but you know, i don't think he'd ever hurt me. i don't think he'd hurt anyone.	And now you must let me be the judge of that!
calm down, please. this man needs help and you need protection from him. that's obvious.	You know, I don't think so. I'm confused but you know, I don't think he'd ever hurt me. I don't think he'd hurt anyone.
no, i can't have that! they'll come with their cars and their guns and their handcuffs--	Calm down, please. This man needs help and you need protection from him. That's obvious.
i have to. if a complaint is made and the person resists obser--	No, I can't have that! They'll come with their cars and their guns and their handcuffs--
no!  not the police!  don't call them!	I have to. If a complaint is made and the person resists obser--
he'll catch him.  hi. this is nina aron.  i've got a run away and i'm going to need police assistance.	No!  Not the police!  Don't call them!
oh, my god!	He'll catch him.  Hi. This is Nina Aron.  I've got a run away and I'm going to need police assistance.
good god.	Yeah.
yeah.	Good god.
he drank it hot?	Yeah.
the neighbors over there said the guy spent day and night out here. she'd bring him sandwiches and hot dr. pepper.	He drank it hot?
all back east.	The neighbors over there said the guy spent day and night out here. She'd bring him sandwiches and hot Dr. Pepper.
what about relatives?	All back East.
unless we get a postcard or somethin', that's my guess.	What about relatives?
well, he and mrs. nutcase must have been out here when the plane hit.	Unless we get a postcard or somethin', that's my guess.
according to caltech, this webber guy was a bonafide genius and a borderline nutcase.	Well, he and Mrs. Nutcase must have been out here when the plane hit.
uh-huh. and it's all yours for the remarkably low price of only $200! and if you act now, i might even throw in some free lawn furniture.	No, I can't.  I'm sorry!  I have to go!  I have to...
really?	Uh-huh. And it's all yours for the remarkably low price of only $200! And if you act now, I might even throw in some free lawn furniture.
cute little old man, if you want a boy, i can be a boy.  and if you want a girl, i can be a girl.  i can be anything you want me to be!	Really?
yes, i can tell that just looking around.  "boy?"  did you say you were a "country boy?"	Cute Little Old Man, if you want a boy, I can be a boy.  And if you want a girl, I can be a girl.  I can be anything you want me to be!
"hell up here?"  honey, it's been hell up here, down there and over yonder! hell everywhere.	Yes, I can tell that just looking around.  "Boy?"  Did you say you were a "country boy?"
yes, yes, the song.  so tell me...has it been...hell up here?	"Hell up here?"  Honey, it's been hell up here, down there and over yonder! Hell everywhere.
the blast?  honey, i have survived a host of things. like the song says: "a country boy can survive!"	Yes, yes, the song.  So tell me...has it been...hell up here?
so...you...survived the blast, did you?	The blast?  Honey, I have survived a host of things. Like the song says: "A country boy can survive!"
good.	So...you...survived the blast, did you?
what?!  a light!  yes, i've got a light!	Good.
you got a light, honey?	What?!  A light!  Yes, I've got a light!
some time.	What can I offer you, Eve?
well, please excuse us!  we...we haven't entertained a guest in...um...	Some time.
well, that's...considerably shorter than before.  i was wondering, calvin, why set the locks at all.  i mean the radiation is gone and...	To keep what's up there from getting down here! It's not the radiation I'm worried about.
i thought ten years.	Well, that's...considerably shorter than before.  I was wondering, Calvin, why set the locks at all.  I mean the radiation is gone and...
how long will you set it for this time?	I thought ten years.
and lord we ask finally that you send an angel to look after and protect our beloved son, adam.  amen.	Amen.
he's smart.	Yes, dear, I know.
and the ocean!  a mountain range!	--do as I say!
--and we will--	And the ocean!  A mountain range!
i want him to at least see the sky!	--and we will--
well, i am the head of this household--	I want him to at least see the sky!
no, calvin.  we're not going to make do.  not me!  not adam.  we're going up no matter what!  we deserve it. even if it's terrible!	Well, I am the head of this household--
we'll make do.  i'm of the opinion that these mutants will eventually kill each other off and then--	No, Calvin.  We're not going to make do.  Not me!  Not Adam.  We're going up no matter what!  We deserve it. Even if it's terrible!
for how long?  we've just about run out of everything!	We'll make do.  I'm of the opinion that these mutants will eventually kill each other off and then--
excuse me.	For how long?  We've just about run out of everything!
yes.	Excuse me.
we do?	Yes.
we stay down here.	We do?
oh my. oh,my, oh my, oh, my. so, what do we do now?	We stay down here.
they've done a lot of re-building but society, at least as we knew it, has utterly collapsed. people throw up in the streets. others point guns. there's something terribly wrong with the automobiles and...and i...i can't tell you the rest.  i just can't.	Oh my. Oh,my, oh my, oh, my. So, what do we do now?
yes.	I don't believe it!
no.	Yes.
others are...multi-sexual.  it seems...they can be both masculine and feminine...simultaneously.	No.
it's not a pretty sight. some eat out of garbage cans.  others are...cover your ears, son, and hum.  i mean that literally and i mean right now!	Others are...multi-sexual.  It seems...they can be both masculine and feminine...simultaneously.
mutants?!	It's not a pretty sight. Some eat out of garbage cans.  Others are...cover your ears, Son, and hum.  I mean that literally and I mean right now!
i'm going to give it to you straight. there's no point in beating around the bush. there were survivors. apparently, the fallout has created....a subspecies of mutants.	Mutants?!
it's an archaic colloquialism, roughly meaning..."good".	Yes! That's right!
yes, yes it is!	It's an archaic colloquialism, roughly meaning..."good".
should we say a little prayer first?	Just open the door.
oh, yes.  it just fascinates me how all    these things work.	I know exactly what you mean!  Hey, honey?
in the generator room again?	Oh, yes.  It just fascinates me how all    these things work.
sure.	In the generator room again?
would you excuse me?	Sure.
you know, when we do go up...i'm going to miss this old place. how 'bout you, hon?	Would you excuse me?
yes...	You know, when we do go up...I'm going to miss this old place. How 'bout you, hon?
if we still have one.	Yes...
let's eat our cake.	Yeah. Let's dig in!
calvin webber! what a thing to say!	Well, we'll be going up in two years. We'll know then. I'm very hopeful.
one who doesn't glow in the dark.	Calvin Webber! What a thing to say!
oh, that's just a bunch of baloney! we never believed that in my family!	Well, we did in my family!
if he tells, it won't come true!	Oh, that's just a bunch of baloney! We never believed that in my family!
what did you wish for, adam?	If he tells, it won't come true!
no kidding.  who else would have done it?	And I made these!
get the presents and do the lights.	You bet.
coming!	Get the presents and do the lights.
calvin!	Coming!
hi, honey!	Hi.
oh, calvin, i'm not sure we should be making promises that perhaps can't be kept.	I believe there will be other survivors. In fact, I'm guessing there's life on the surface, even now. It's not life worth living perhaps, but believe me, something's moving around up there. And I don't just mean the cockroaches.
yes, you certainly will. and you'll find a nice girl and rebuild america. just the way it used to be.	Oh, Calvin, I'm not sure we should be making promises that perhaps can't be kept.
yes, he's very bright, dear. much like his father. but you know, calvin, maybe he's a little...young for school.	Nonsense. People have no idea what the human mind is capable of. Look at us!
not bad for a three and a half year old! i'd like to see the public school system match that! i don't care how terrific it is!	Yes, he's very bright, dear. Much like his father. But you know, Calvin, maybe he's a little...young for school.
watch this!	What?
yes.  well... yes.	Watch this!
very nice. unless it caved in, too.	Yes.  Well... yes.
no reason.  well, it's pretty clear that the front entrance caved in when the bomb went off. so, you know, when the time is up, we'll have to return to the surface using, you know, this back entrance.  which is very nice because it has the service elevator!	Very nice. Unless it caved in, too.
why?	No reason.  Well, it's pretty clear that the front entrance caved in when the bomb went off. So, you know, when the time is up, we'll have to return to the surface using, you know, this back entrance.  Which is very nice because it has the service elevator!
oh, i was just examining this rear hatchway.	Why?
we looked all over for you. what are you doing back here?	Oh, I was just examining this rear hatchway.
right here!	We looked all over for you. What are you doing back here?
calvin?!	Right here!
if i...you know...	What? Whatever you want, Helen!
yes!	If I...you know...
and i was wondering...if...if i could have a...	Yes!
no.  i think it's just right.	And I was wondering...if...if I could have a...
what shall we call him?	No.  I think it's just right.
i've noticed.	What shall we call him?
no, calvin.  babies cry.	I've noticed.
is there a problem?	No, Calvin.  Babies cry.
uh, oh. now it's time.	Honey?
what?	Uh, oh. Now it's time.
oh, no.	What?
i told you! i've got everything!	Oh, no.
you have tranquilizers?	I told you! I've got everything!
would you like a tranquilizer?	You have tranquilizers?
no. no! calvin, this is different! believe me!	Would you like a tranquilizer?
how could you?! this is just like home!	No. No! Calvin, this is different! Believe me!
maybe i've just got the creeps.	How could you?! This is just like home!
no, calvin, you're favorite.	Really?
hot dr. pepper! your favorite!	No, Calvin, you're favorite.
i'm not hungry.	Hot Dr. Pepper! Your favorite!
burnt to a crisp.  i've given you the most well-done cut.	I'm not hungry.
all our friends...	Burnt to a crisp.  I've given you the most well-done cut.
we have to be strong, sweetheart. if not for ourselves, for the child.	All our friends...
no.	We have to be strong, sweetheart. If not for ourselves, for the child.
hi, honey! feeling better?	No.
to go up.	To go up.
it's safe.	To go up.
then after that it's safe.	It's safe.
thirty -five years!	Then after that it's safe.
to keep us from trying to leave. after an atomic blast there's a radiation half-life that lasts thirty five years.	Thirty -five years!
the locks?	To keep us from trying to leave. After an atomic blast there's a radiation half-life that lasts thirty five years.
the locks.	The locks?
what's that noise?	The locks.
home sweet home!	To you maybe.
as long as we've got that straight.	Home sweet home!
yes, dear!	As long as we've got that straight.
now you listen to me calvin webber, when this baby comes, you're going to be out in the waiting room smoking yourself to death with all the other fathers.	Yes, dear!
i've read up on it. i'll deliver the baby myself if i have to.	Now you listen to me Calvin Webber, when this baby comes, you're going to be out in the waiting room smoking yourself to death with all the other fathers.
but, what if i go into labor? that could happen any time.	I've read up on it. I'll deliver the baby myself if I have to.
rather safe than sorry. that's my motto!	But, what if I go into labor? That could happen any time.
days??	Rather safe than sorry. That's my motto!
i don't know. for this thing to blow over, it could take days.	Days??
how long will we have to stay down here?	I don't know. For this thing to blow over, it could take days.
oh, much worse. but not as bad as that mexican jumping bean dip. you remember that?	Yeah, yeah. Okay.  Give me the roast and watch your step.  I'll come back for the radio.
worse than your kraft holiday dip?	Oh, much worse. But not as bad as that Mexican Jumping Bean dip. You remember that?
cheese is particularly troublesome.	Worse than your Kraft Holiday dip?
i just hope those plates aren't radioactive by tomorrow morning.	Cheese is particularly troublesome.
calvin, i wish you would have at least let me do the dishes. it's not going to be that easy getting all that dried- on food off my nice plates.	I just hope those plates aren't radioactive by tomorrow morning.
you hear that?!	Yes.
no.  they all do.	I never know anymore.
did you rig it to do that? you're so clever.	No.  They all do.
it shuts off automatically.	Did you rig it to do that? You're so clever.
it's time.	Time? Oh, no Calvin. It's not time yet. I still have--
i'm sorry everyone, but given this extraordinary turn of events, i think it's prudent that we cut the evening short. i'm sure this cuban thing will resolve itself, but in the meantime...i'd suggest taking a prayerful watch-and-wait stance!	We'll do this again! Maybe next week. Here's your hat. Could I wrap something up for you? Did you have a coat?
well, put it down and come in!	You bet, hon!
sorry, honey!  i just got to fooling with this darn rheostat.	Well, put it down and come in!
for pete's sake, calvin!  we've got guests!	Sorry, honey!  I just got to fooling with this darn rheostat.
stop it, you two!	I guess we shouldn't fight in here.
go home, adam.  go to your hotel.	Yeah. Before I kick your ass.
so where is your roommate, the model?	You know, I don't know.  And looking at you, I don't care.  It's been too long, Eve.
go home, cliff, wherever that might be.	Shana Gillroy's apartment.  Remember her?  The model who went to Harvard? Well, I better get going!  Bye, Adam. Nice coat!
hey, they're ralph laurens.  and who's this interesting looking fellow?	This is Adam.  Adam, meet Cliff.
you came back for these?	Hey, they're Ralph Laurens.  And who's this interesting looking fellow?
your stuff?  let me see that.	You came back for these?
i forgot some of my stuff.	Your stuff?  Let me see that.
what are you doing here?	I forgot some of my stuff.
what are you bitching about now?	What are you doing here?
where?!	Stop!
adam!!	Where?!
well, we've come a long way, haven't we?  i want to go home.	Yeah.  Maybe he'll call.
none of this stuff was here in 1962. the valley was mostly small homes and fruit orchards.	Well, we've come a long way, haven't we?  I want to go home.
why would you put a fallout shelter under a porno shop?	None of this stuff was here in 1962. The Valley was mostly small homes and fruit orchards.
an adult bookstore. he was very excited about seeing it. you think home is under a dirty bookstore in the valley?	Come on.
what?!	An adult bookstore. He was very excited about seeing it. You think home is under a dirty bookstore in the Valley?
no. no, wait a minute. we stopped at a porno store.	What?!
you didn't stop anywhere else?!	No. No, wait a minute. We stopped at a porno store.
we came back to the house!	You didn't stop anywhere else?!
then what?	We came back to the house!
to get some frozen poultry.	Then what?
well, at least i fell for him before i found out he was rich! that's new.  wait a minute! he said today he knew where home was. what happened this morning?! where did you go?!	To get some frozen poultry.
i don't know. i like to think so.	Well, at least I fell for him before I found out he was rich! That's new.  Wait a minute! He said today he knew where home was. What happened this morning?! Where did you go?!
he was always so "nice"! how was i supposed to know that's a good thing?! "nice" is weird! nice is...what is "nice"? it's not cool! i'll tell you that.  was it ever?	I don't know. I like to think so.
yeah! that's thinking.	He was always so "nice"! How was I supposed to know that's a good thing?! "Nice" is weird! Nice is...what is "nice"? It's not cool! I'll tell you that.  Was it ever?
have him committed.	Yeah! That's thinking.
millions upon millions upon millions! the cards. the stock!  the clothes! the toothpaste!  the guy was on the level!  and you blew it!  a man walks into your life who is the kindest, most polite, honest, trustworthy, incredibly rich guy you have ever met in your life!! and what do you do?!	Have him committed.
i don't know.  everything's so neat. it's all just so...goddamn dear.  damn!	See these?  Found them in the box with the cards.  These are stock certificates.  IBM.  AT&T.  Polaroid.
what's wrong?	I don't know.  Everything's so neat. It's all just so...goddamn dear.  Damn!
and if we can't find him?	We'll find him.
give it back to him.	And if we can't find him?
what do you want to do with it?	Give it back to him.
good god...you don't think there really is a bomb shelter, do you?	Fallout shelter.
gay.	Oh.  Well, you're...certainly welcome!
oh, no!	What?!
i know...i know. you did the right thing.	Oh, no!
well what was i supposed to do?! he wants me to live underground with him! that's like silence of the lambs, don't you think?!	I know...I know. You did the right thing.
i don't think so.	Coward!
you're goddamn right i am!	I don't think so.
what are you going to do? go over to her place and kick in the door?	You're goddamn right I am!
oh, no! not sophie! no way! please don't tell me that!!	What are you going to do? Go over to her place and kick in the door?
it's true.  she swept him out the door whispering little french things into his ear.	Oh, no! Not Sophie! No way! Please don't tell me that!!
what?!!	It's true.  She swept him out the door whispering little French things into his ear.
he left with sophie.	What?!!
well...i admit it. i'm glad to hear that.	He left with Sophie.
he didn't leave with them.	Well...I admit it. I'm glad to hear that.
so now i suppose he's trying to make those two dancers feel as comfortable as possible.	He didn't leave with them.
from the oddest place. his parent's told him. i don't think i got that memo.	So now I suppose he's trying to make those two dancers feel as comfortable as possible.
where did he get all that information?	From the oddest place. His parent's told him. I don't think I got that memo.
exactly! i thought a gentleman was somebody who owned horses. turns out, the short and very simple definition of a gentleman or a lady is: someone who always attempts to make the people around him or her feel as comfortable as possible. that's it! if you don't do that, nothing else matters. the cars, the clothes, the houses...	Where did he get all that information?
well, consider the source. i don't even know what a lady is.	Exactly! I thought a gentleman was somebody who owned horses. Turns out, the short and very simple definition of a gentleman or a lady is: someone who always attempts to make the people around him or her feel as comfortable as possible. That's it! If you don't do that, nothing else matters. The cars, the clothes, the houses...
he thinks that i am a gentleman and that you are a lady!	Well, consider the source. I don't even know what a lady is.
what?	He thinks that I am a gentleman and that you are a lady!
you know, i asked him about that. and he said that good manners are a way we have of showing other people that we respect them. see, you'd eat like a slob if you were alone, but since another human being is present, you show that person respect by going to the trouble of having proper manners. i didn't know that. i thought it was a way of appearing superior.  know what else he told me?	What?
or have perfect table manners.	You know, I asked him about that. And he said that good manners are a way we have of showing other people that we respect them. See, you'd eat like a slob if you were alone, but since another human being is present, you show that person respect by going to the trouble of having proper manners. I didn't know that. I thought it was a way of appearing superior.  Know what else he told me?
yes, you do!	Or have perfect table manners.
or pee in their pants when they see the ocean!	Yes, you do!
uh, yes, you do.	Or pee in their pants when they see the ocean!
and i don't fall in love with grown men who collect baseball cards!!	Uh, yes, you do.
yes, you do.	And I don't fall in love with grown men who collect baseball cards!!
in the first place, i don't fall in love with weirdos i've only known for four or five days.	Yes, you do.
what?!  now hold on!  wait one damn minute!	In the first place, I don't fall in love with weirdos I've only known for four or five days.
yeah.  i'm not the one who's in love with the guy.	What?!  Now hold on!  Wait one damn minute!
to bed?	Yeah.  I'm not the one who's in love with the guy.
to bed.	To bed?
where are you going?	To bed.
yeah. but who's not a slut these days?	Where are you going?
those sluts!	Yeah. But who's not a slut these days?
hey, you're the psychic. eve, the psychic pimp.  you tell me.	Those sluts!
i'm his pimp. he left with the dancers, didn't he?	Hey, you're the psychic. Eve, the psychic pimp.  You tell me.
what's it to you?!	I'm his pimp. He left with the dancers, didn't he?
who did he leave with?	What's it to you?!
we did not leave together.	Who did he leave with?
what's that mean?	We did not leave together.
uh..he might of.	What's that mean?
he go back to the hotel?	Uh..he might of.
go to the bathroom.	Right here?  Well, you're being so bossy I wasn't sure!
um... eve?	It's not so much what you say but how you say it.  Women like men who are unpredictable.
well, i'm trying to educate him!  it's nothing personal.	Adam,  I think for you, we should go for "sweet."
eve?!	Well, I'm trying to educate him!  It's nothing personal.
are you kidding?!  you wouldn't even be a crumb on her table!  you don't see that?!	Eve?!
always good advice.	For him. It doesn't work for the rest of us.
just be yourself.	Always good advice.
that water's freezing!	He's from Alaska.
how 'bout it, eve? can he skate around your block?	No.
i think...it...works.	Let me show you the entire trousseau!
well, what do you think?	I think...it...works.
i'm busy tomorrow anyway. i have to buy six thousand paper napkins.	What do you think, Adam?
alright, i will.	I'm busy tomorrow anyway. I have to buy six thousand paper napkins.
yeah? like ralph lauren?	That's what I'm sensing.
i see "elegant."	Yeah? Like Ralph Lauren?
and i suppose you see him in some sort of strapless  thing, don't you?	I see "elegant."
i'm sorry. but if the shoe fits.	And I suppose you see him in some sort of strapless  thing, don't you?
well, that's blunt!	I'm sorry. But if the shoe fits.
it means that your taste in men's apparel is as bad as your taste in men.	Well, that's blunt!
what's that supposed to mean?	It means that your taste in men's apparel is as bad as your taste in men.
you're serious, aren't you?	What's that supposed to mean?
i don't know.	Money is no object.  He's got cards up the wazoo.
but first, you have to start with the clothes!	Exactly.  You understand that, don't you?  You have no chance of meeting a woman dressed like that.
give me your hand.	Oh, my God...
oh, yes.	I even guessed his hotel, didn't I?
since that guy rear-ended me in palm springs.	Oh, yes.
so, adam...where on earth are you from?	Out-of-town.  That's all he'll say.
i knew you'd like him.	Darlin', this is X-File stuff!  Think about it!  The guy's got all this easily negotiable property. He's obviously setting something up very big.  Like a self-sustaining island off the coast of South America, for instance. Or perhaps he's the head of a cult that's doing weird things with poultry and pipe tobacco. I've heard worse.
eve!  this guy is un-be-liev-able!	I knew you'd like him.
yeah!  yeah, that's it!	I'll give it to ya, no money down. The neighborhood has gone to hell anyway.
buy it from me?	Yeah!  Yeah, that's it!
could i, like...oh, wow...like,uh...	Buy it from me?
i'm selling this place.  i want out of this hell hole!	Could I, like...oh, wow...like,uh...
i miss those nice flower-power kids. how 'bout you?	Um...uh...
i can't tell the boys from the girls anymore!	Uh...yeah. It's like hard.
i'm going to need two more banana- splits and a cherry coke!	You bet, Mom! Coming up!
i'm marking the 180 radial for five and ejecting.	Roger, Wolf One.
the sar helo is airborne with you in sight.	I'm marking the 180 radial for five and ejecting.
tower, say again!!	The SAR HELO is airborne with you in sight.
i've got secondaries of an engine fire and i'll need to find a clear area to eject.	Roger, Wolf One. Can you make it to the ocean?
wolf one -- say intentions.	I've got secondaries of an engine fire and I'll need to find a clear area to eject.
say your problem, wolf one. are you declaring an emergency?	Stand by. One.
tower. wolf one. i've got a problem here.	Say your problem, Wolf One. Are you declaring an emergency?
sometimes it helps to talk things over. for instance, many marriages are saved by.	Aunt Barbara. I love you, but you're not gonna get it.
i don't want to talk about it. everything's okay now. i don't want to talk about it.	Sometimes it helps to talk things over. For instance, many marriages are saved by.
well, i haven't seen any. i wouldn't worry about it. look, i better go.	Okay honey.
i've seen a few.	Well, I haven't seen any. I wouldn't worry about it. Look, I better go.
oh yeah? have you seen any?	I've seen a few.
okay honey. that sounds nice. jeffrey. i think you've got termites in the house.	Oh yeah? Have you seen any?
will you tell mom when she gets home from the hospital that i've gone to dinner at sandy williams' house?	Okay honey. That sounds nice. Jeffrey. I think you've got termites in the house.
doctor gynde, my whole family's sick. what's going on?	I'm not sick.
jeffrey, you're not going down by lincoln, are you?	No, I'm just going to walk around the neighborhood. Don't worry.
i think it's important not to get depressed. depression is a terrible thing. they say it can bring on illness.	Aunt Barbara. I'll try not to get depressed.
you look good, jeffrey. did you have a nice flight?	Yeah. How's Dad?
i sent a trunk home yesterday. this is all i have.	You look good, Jeffrey. Did you have a nice flight?
see you tuesday, frank.	Right Ben. LET'S GO FUCK. I'll fuck anything that moves.
frank, i have something for you. excuse us everyone.	EXCUSE US por favor! Hey. Let Tits see her kid.
shit. let's drink to something else. let's drink to fuckin'. say here's to your fuck frank.	If you like Frank. Here's to your fuck. Cheers.
to your health, frank.	Shit. Let's drink to something else. Let's drink to fuckin'. Say here's to your fuck Frank.
fuckin' good, real fuckin' good. you know this little tid bit, dorothy, and this thing, here,  is a neighbor. what the shit we're doin' with a neighbor, i don't know. goddam!!!  this is the suavest guy i know. look at you. you're one beautiful fucker, ben. i love this jacket and that cigarette holder of yours. shit, that is too fuckin' much. where's those glasses. this beer's gonna get too warm. i can't stand fuckin' warm beer. it makes me puke.	Darling, where are the glasses? Oh, here they are.
fine frank. fine. how are you?	Fuckin' good, real fuckin' good. You know this little tid bit, Dorothy, and this thing, here,  is a neighbor. What the shit we're doin' with a neighbor, I don't know. Goddam!!!  This is the suavest guy I know. Look at you. You're one beautiful fucker, Ben. I love this jacket and that cigarette holder of yours. Shit, that is too fuckin' much. Where's those glasses. This beer's gonna get too warm. I can't stand fuckin' warm beer. It makes me puke.
shit ben! how the shit are ya?	Fine Frank. Fine. How are you?
certainly frank.  darling, get some glasses. we'll have some beer with frank. won't you sit down?	Shit Ben! How the shit are ya?
suave. goddam are you suave, you fucker. you want some beer?	Certainly Frank.  Darling, get some glasses. We'll have some beer with Frank. Won't you sit down?
fine. welcome. come sit down.	Suave. Goddam are you suave, you fucker. You want some beer?
hey, i brought some friends. and some beer.	Fine. Welcome. Come sit down.
frank. come in.	Hey, I brought some friends. And some beer.
not yet.	Oh my God. Is her son OK?
does dorothy know her husband is dead?	Not yet.
because of your information i alerted internal affairs to check out detective gordon. i had to keep on with him as if nothing was different. he slipped off on his own when he found out we were going to raid frank's place.	Does Dorothy know her husband is dead?
yes it's me!!! frank is on his way up to dorothy's apartment.  oh no. frank has a radio and is hearing everything we say!!  detective williams. hurry. i'm in the apartment. hurry. i'm hiding in the back bedroom.	We're ten minutes away and moving as fast as we can.
detective williams here. is that you, jeffrey?	Yes it's me!!! Frank is on his way up to Dorothy's apartment.  Oh no. Frank has a radio and is hearing everything we say!!  Detective Williams. Hurry. I'm in the apartment. Hurry. I'm hiding in the back bedroom.
detective williams!! detective williams!!	Detective Williams here. Is that you, Jeffrey?
for now. alright, you better be. and sandy better not be involved with this, i can tell you. be prepared to come in for further interrogation on this later.	Yes sir.
yes sir. i sure am.	For now. Alright, you better be. And Sandy better not be involved with this, I can tell you. Be prepared to come in for further interrogation on this later.
you're all through with this now?	Yes sir. I sure am.
only you and the photo lab.	You're all through with this now?
who knows you have these?	Only you and the photo lab.
no, not at all.	Who knows you have these?
is sandy part of this?	No, not at all.
i can't tell you the whole story. i. i took it upon myself. i can't say more.	Is Sandy part of this?
well now jeffrey, how did you come to get so involved?	I can't tell you the whole story. I. I took it upon myself. I can't say more.
i have no hard proof of any of this. her address is also on the photos. i think these people are involved with drugs, and murder. i think frank is killing drug dealers and...  ...and somehow frank is getting all their drugs. i had to tell you i got slightly more involved in this than you wanted me to, but it's over now for sure. i had to tell you about these things in case it could help.	Well now Jeffrey, how did you come to get so involved?
and that man came out with a third man - this well-dressed guy. here's the photo. i think a girl named dorothy vallens is in trouble with these people. i think frank has taken her husband and her son.	I have no hard proof of any of this. Her address is also on the photos. I think these people are involved with drugs, and murder. I think Frank is killing drug dealers and...  ...and somehow Frank is getting all their drugs. I had to tell you I got slightly more involved in this than you wanted me to, but it's over now for sure. I had to tell you about these things in case it could help.
okay?	Okay, I gotta tell you. I've discovered some things. Anyway I have to show you some pictures and tell you some things about them. The first picture is this.
yeah.	Okay?
okay, come on in. looks like you had a bad face lift.	Yeah.
hi. hi sandy. i'm sorry to bother you, but i've got to talk to you.	Okay, come on in. Looks like you had a bad face lift.
jeffrey! come on in.	Hi. Hi Sandy. I'm sorry to bother you, but I've got to talk to you.
what color is it?	It's blue. Blue velvet.
what is this? what color is it?	Blue. It's Blue Velvet.
yeah. i get it.	What is this? What color is it?
i won't let the bastards get me up against the wall. it's an act of defiance.	Yeah. I get it.
why do you do it?	I won't let the bastards get me up against the wall. It's an act of defiance.
yes i have - so bad i wouldn't poison your mind by telling you.	Why do you do it?
i guess you've seen some bad things.	Yes I have - so bad I wouldn't poison your mind by telling you.
yes.	I guess you've seen some bad things.
is that why you say it's horrible?	Yes.
the criminals are winning.	Is that why you say it's horrible?
anything you can tell me?	The criminals are winning.
okay.	Anything you can tell me?
these are beautiful. how's the case coming?	Okay.
yes?	If you want to come up a minute, I'll show you some pictures.
jeffrey?	Yes?
it must be great.	And it's horrible too.  I'm sorry Jeffrey. That's the way it has to be. Anyway. I'm sure you do understand.
i was the same way when i was your age. i guess that's what got me into this business.	It must be great.
i understand. i'm just real curious like you said.	I was the same way when I was your age. I guess that's what got me into this business.
detective williams here. yeah. tell him to go to sergeant milton. yeah, copy.  well, jeffrey, you found something which is very interesting to us. very interesting. i know you must be curious to know more.  but. i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you not only not to tell anyone about your find, but also not to ask more about the case. one day, when it's all sewed up, i'll let you know all the details. right now, though, i can't.	I understand. I'm just real curious like you said.
come into the study a minute.	Excuse me, Mrs. Williams.
got it. thanks for letting me in on as much as you did.	Come on. I'll drive you home. It's on my way.
by the way, jeffrey, this story isn't going to the press and i'm going to ask you to consider all you've heard strictly confidential. do not discuss this business with anyone, but me, or other police personnel. got it?	Got it. Thanks for letting me in on as much as you did.
yeah. i've got it here in this bag. i thought i should bring it to you.	Yep, that's right. Let's take a look at it.
you did? a human ear?	Yeah. I've got it here in this bag. I thought I should bring it to you.
he's alright, i guess. i hope. they're doing tests, that's why i'm home from school. i was over at the hospital this morning and i was going home and in the field behind our neighborhood. there behind vista, i found an ear.	You did? A human ear?
sure i do. i understand he's in the hospital. how is he?	He's alright, I guess. I hope. They're doing tests, that's why I'm home from school. I was over at the hospital this morning and I was going home and in the field behind our neighborhood. There behind Vista, I found an ear.
my name is jeffrey beaumont - i live near you. i believe you know my father, tom beaumont - beaumont's hardware store?	Sure I do. I understand he's in the hospital. How is he?
yes.	My name is Jeffrey Beaumont - I live near you. I believe you know my father, Tom Beaumont - Beaumont's Hardware Store?
are you detective williams?	Yes.
i promise, dorothy. i promise.	Hold me. I'M FALLING!
help him!! promise me you'll help him!	I promise, Dorothy. I promise.
don? where is he?	HELP HIM!! Promise me you'll help him!
hold me, don.	Don? Where is he?
who, dorothy?	Don. Help him. HELP HIM!! DONNY!!!!
they hurt his head.	Who, Dorothy?
it's okay. it's okay.	My secret lover.
where have you been?  oh god, they hurt him, jeffrey. jeffrey, jeffrey, jeffrey, hold me. hold me. oh god.	It's okay. It's okay.
yeah, it's me.	Oh God, Jeffrey, is that you? Oh God.
oh no.	No.  Hi baby.
i'm getting a little bit fat. i hate that.	You look beautiful to me.
what?	I'm getting a little bit fat. I hate that.
okay. soon? do you think i'm too fat?	What?
i'll call you.	Okay. Soon? Do you think I'm too fat?
i want you to stay with me.	I think I better go.
i guess i should go.	I want you to stay with me.
why are you here?  hmmmmmmmm!!!! ok.	No. Not really.  But also because I really want you to be alright.
yes.	Why are you here?  HMMMMMMMM!!!! OK.
i did. are you?	Yes.
you called me jeffrey.	I did. Are you?
if i die, then they'll be free. it's getting late, isn't it? i can tell, it's a cold feeling when it's late. it's warm then it gets cold. jeffrey. i feel it getting cold.	You called me Jeffrey.
dorothy. no!	If I die, then they'll be free. It's getting late, isn't it? I can tell, it's a cold feeling when it's late. It's warm then it gets cold. Jeffrey. I feel it getting cold.
there's so much i want to tell you. i'm in so much darkness though with things moving. there is darkness sucking me. it's kissing me and darkness is entering me. in every hole. it's opening me to a death.	Dorothy. No!
i'm glad you do.	There's so much I want to tell you. I'm in so much darkness though with things moving. There is darkness sucking me. It's kissing me and darkness is entering me. In every hole. It's opening me to a death.
men are crazy. then they put their craziness into me. then it makes me crazy. then they aren't so crazy for awhile. then they put their craziness in me again.  it's burning me, but i love you. i do, i do. did you know that? did you know that i love you?	I'm glad you do.
there's no disease, i can tell you.	Men are crazy. Then they put their craziness into me. Then it makes me crazy. Then they aren't so crazy for awhile. Then they put their craziness in me again.  It's burning me, but I love you. I do, I do. Did you know that? Did you know that I love you?
you put your disease in me. your semen. it's hot and full of disease.	There's no disease, I can tell you.
you what?	You put your disease in me. Your semen. It's hot and full of disease.
shhhhhh. now i have your disease.	You what?
i didn't mean to hurt you.	Shhhhhh. Now I have your disease.
i love you don with all my heart.	No, it's not Don.
wait a minute. wait. whatiya want? for cryin' out loud!	Just get outta my bed.
and sometimes you think you don't?! well, get away then!	Wait a minute. Wait. Whatiya want? For cryin' out loud!
sometimes i think i do.	And sometimes you think you don't?! Well, get away then!
i asked first.	Sometimes I think I do.
do you love me?	I asked first.
do you love me?	Do you love me?
kiss me.	Do you love me?
look, snap out of it, will ya?	Kiss me.
what if frank came over here and found us?	Look, snap out of it, will ya?
come on dorothy.	What if Frank came over here and found us?
beeeee careful.	Come on Dorothy.
shut up.	Beeeee careful.
does that scare you?	Shut up.
okay. i know you've been scared. now you want to scare someone.	Does that scare you?
frank would open you.	Okay. I know you've been scared. Now you want to scare someone.
that wouldn't be too good, would it?	Frank would open you.
what if i told frank that you opened me?	That wouldn't be too good, would it?
yes.	What if I told Frank that you opened me?
you like to open me, don't you?	Yes.
no police!!!  no police!!	You like to open me, don't you?
no. i told you. i don't want to hurt you. i want to help you. i think i know some of what is happening to you.  dorothy? frank has your husband and son. dorothy? doesn't he? you have to do something dorothy. go to the police.	No police!!!  No police!!
i want you to hurt me.	No. I told you. I don't want to hurt you. I want to help you. I think I know some of what is happening to you.  Dorothy? Frank has your husband and son. Dorothy? Doesn't he? You have to do something Dorothy. Go to the police.
what do you want?	I want you to hurt me.
do you want to do bad things?  anything, anything.	What do you want?
whatiya mean?	Do you want to do bad things?  Anything, anything.
are you a bad boy?	Whatiya mean?
i'm doing it.	Are you a bad boy?
what do you want to do?	I'm doing it.
do you like my body?	Sure I do.
that's good.	Do you like my body?
i'm not crazy.  i know the difference between right and wrong.	That's good.
i sure don't hate you.	I'm not crazy.  I know the difference between right and wrong.
no. how could he? don't go. you think i'm crazy, don't you? i want you to stay.  don't hate me.	I sure don't hate you.
frank is coming?	No. How could he? Don't go. You think I'm crazy, don't you? I want you to stay.  Don't hate me.
yes. frank--	Frank is coming?
i'm sorry, maybe i better go dorothy.	Yes. Frank--
it used to make me laugh, but.	I'm sorry, maybe I better go Dorothy.
hello.	It used to make me laugh, but.
come in.	Hello.
no. i should go.	Please, please stay.
or do you just want me? i'm going to let you enter me now.	No. I should go.
yes.	Or do you just want me? I'm going to let you enter me now.
who are you? maybe i'll need to. you like me, huh?	Yes.
i came back to help you. you said do i let girls sneak into my house. you know where i live. if you need to, come to where i live, ok?	Who are you? Maybe I'll need to. You like me, huh?
why are you so interested? why do you keep asking me?	I came back to help you. You said do I let girls sneak into my house. You know where I live. If you need to, come to where I live, OK?
no. but you're in very big trouble.	Why are you so interested? Why do you keep asking me?
don? are you in with them?	No. But you're in very big trouble.
who is don?	Don? Are you in with them?
no. please, dorothy. why are you in so much trouble?	Who is Don?
falling.	No. Please, Dorothy. Why are you in so much trouble?
no.	Falling.
look.	No.
i can't. i can't. you think you know so much.	Take it easy. What's goin' on anyway? Why are you in so much trouble?
there you go again. stop saying that. you can make it.	I can't. I can't. You think you know so much.
oh god. don!!! why can't i just die.	There you go again. Stop saying that. You can make it.
who's it, you mean.	Oh God. Don!!! Why can't I just die.
nice guy. who's he?	Who's it, you mean.
frank? can you stand up?	I'm alright. Go hide. This won't take long. Be quiet.
oh shit.	Frank? Can you stand up?
same here.	Oh shit.
i liked being with you last night.	Same here.
that's not crazy. i like you too.	I liked being with you last night.
i looked for you in my closet tonight.  it's crazy, i don't know where you came from, but i like you.	That's not crazy. I like you too.
i, uh.	I looked for you in my closet tonight.  It's crazy, I don't know where you came from, but I like you.
why are you here. whatiya want?	I, uh.
hi, can i come in?	Yeah, hurry up though.
it's a secret so don't tell anyone. some day i'll show you where. i've gotta go to sleep now.	OK.
don't say that.	It's a secret so don't tell anyone. Some day I'll show you where. I've gotta go to sleep now.
did i say that? i didn't mean it, or did i?  sometimes i think it would be fun.  go ahead, you better leave now. i can't open myself to you now. i'll tell you a little secret.  i want to die.	Don't say that.
then don't talk about killing.	Did I say that? I didn't mean it, or did I?  Sometimes I think it would be fun.  Go ahead, you better leave now. I can't open myself to you now. I'll tell you a little secret.  I want to die.
go then. i can't let you put it in me now but i want you. i like you.	Then don't talk about killing.
please don't talk like that. you're upset. i'm not helping you. i'm sorry for what i did. i better go.	Go then. I can't let you put it in me now but I want you. I like you.
maybe you don't know. i know you though. you're jeffrey beaumont and i know where you live and i know ways to get you and i know ways to kill you.	Please don't talk like that. You're upset. I'm not helping you. I'm sorry for what I did. I better go.
no. what is happening?	Maybe you don't know. I know you though. You're Jeffrey Beaumont and I know where you live and I know ways to get you and I know ways to kill you.
you don't?	No. What is happening?
no.	You don't?
do you know?	No.
next christmas. is he santa claus who has left a present for dorothy? what was it? an ear? another ear?!!  what was it?	Do you know?
i made it go down the toilet.	What?
yes, i like you.	You can be my special friend and come and put that in me.
do you like me?	Yes, I like you.
you can hit me, if you want to.	No, please. I won't.
yes.	You can kiss them if you want. Feel them. They're getting hard.
see my nipples?	Yes.
yes.	See my nipples?
see my breasts? see?	Yes.
yes.	See my breasts? See?
do you like the way i feel?	Yes.
it's okay. it's okay.	Do you like the way I feel?
thank you. honey.	It's okay. It's okay.
don. hold me. i'm scared. hold me. please.	Thank you. honey.
no.	Don. Hold me. I'm scared. Hold me. Please.
don?	No.
i'll go then.	Don?
sure i'm alright.	I'll go then.
nothing. are you alright?	Sure I'm alright.
don't.  i don't like that. what do you want?	Nothing. Are you alright?
no.	Lie down on the bed.
do you like talk like that?	No.
do you like that?	Yes.
i, i don't know.	What do you want?
what do you want from me?	I, I don't know.
look. i'm sorry. just let me leave.	No way.
no, you come on. take off your pants. i want to see you.	Look. I'm sorry. Just let me leave.
no. come on.	NO, you come on. Take off your pants. I want to see you.
how'd you like it if someone sneaked into your house and watched you.  get undressed. i want to see you.	No. Come on.
never before this.	How'd you like it if someone sneaked into your house and watched you.  Get undressed. I want to see you.
how many times have you sneaked into girls' apartments and watched them undress?	Never before this.
then you got undressed.	How many times have you sneaked into girls' apartments and watched them undress?
then what?	Then you got undressed.
well.	THEN WHAT?
that's right. that's what i said. you have a good memory. then what?	Well.
you said hello, to frank. you wanted to talk to someone? don? and little donny. you said something about momma loves you. and something about a meadow lane. something in an hour. i don't remember any more.	That's right. That's what I said. You have a good memory. Then what?
the phone. what did you hear on the phone. tell me. word for word.	You said hello, to Frank. You wanted to talk to someone? Don? And little Donny. You said something about Momma loves you. And something about a Meadow Lane. Something in an hour. I don't remember any more.
i saw you come in, talk on the phone. get undressed.	The phone. What did you hear on the phone. Tell me. Word for word.
tell me what you saw tonight. tell me.	I saw you come in, talk on the phone. Get undressed.
i sprayed your apartment. i took your key. i really didn't mean to do anything but see you.	Tell me what you saw tonight. TELL ME.
an experiment? hey, i've seen you before.	I sprayed your apartment. I took your key. I really didn't mean to do anything but see you.
i was an experiment. just to see if i could do it.	An experiment? Hey, I've seen you before.
shit. you better tell me something.	I was an experiment. Just to see if I could do it.
nobody.	Shit. You better tell me something.
what? are you kidding me? who sent you here?	Nobody.
i wanted to see you.	What? Are you kidding me? Who sent you here?
you tell me!! let me see that wallet.  jeffrey beaumont. what're you doing in my apartment, jeffrey beaumont?	I wanted to see you.
jeffrey nothing.	You tell me!! Let me see that wallet.  Jeffrey Beaumont. What're you doing in my apartment, Jeffrey Beaumont?
jeffrey. jeffrey what?	Jeffrey nothing.
jeffrey.	Jeffrey. Jeffrey what?
get out of there!!! get out!!! put your hands up, on your head. go on!!! get down on your knees - do it!! what are you doing? who are you? what's your name? what's your name?	Jeffrey.
that oughta do it.	Yeah.
nope, it's new stuff. no smell.	Oh yeah, that's good.
oh god, that stuff stinks.	Nope, it's new stuff. No smell.
pest control, gotta do your apartment.	Oh God, that stuff stinks.
yes? what is it?	Pest control, gotta do your apartment.
no way, get out. i'm gonna tell frank. i'm gonna tell him what you said.	Okay, I'm goin'. You'll see, I'll get you.
he's the reformed dealer though who wanted to turn himself in. he's the one that caused frank to come and frank's fucking us real good. i just feel so horny. i'm supposed to be here watching you why can't i be here fucking you. listen. i know his cock's the size of a pin - let me give you the real thing. let me wet my whistle, baby.	No way, get out. I'm gonna tell Frank. I'm gonna tell him what you said.
oh he forced you, huh?	He's the reformed dealer though who wanted to turn himself in. He's the one that caused Frank to come and Frank's fucking us real good. I just feel so horny. I'm supposed to be here watching you why can't I be here fucking you. Listen. I know his cock's the size of a pin - let me give you the real thing. Let me wet my whistle, baby.
yeah, maybe so. frank's got me, and you and really it's all thanks to don, isn't it. remember that. your husband was the one who started fucking my mind with drugs.	Oh he forced you, huh?
'cause he's comin' back, that's what for. frank's got you really loaded tonight.	Yeah, maybe so. Frank's got me, and you and really it's all thanks to Don, isn't it. Remember that. Your husband was the one who started fucking my mind with drugs.
he's comin' back? what for?	'Cause he's comin' back, that's what for. Frank's got you really loaded tonight.
alright, suit yourself.	He's comin' back? What for?
bull.	Alright, suit yourself.
yeah, but get outta here. he's comin' back.	Bull.
frank gone?	Yeah, but get outta here. He's comin' back.
frank, he didn't mean it. leave him alone. come on. he didn't mean it.	Shut up. Gimme your lipstick.  Hey, pretty, pretty.
can i feel 'em?	If you want to.
those are my breasts.	Can I feel 'em?
don't say please, fuckhead. what are these?	Those are my breasts.
come on, frank. let's go. please.	Don't say PLEASE, Fuckhead. WHAT ARE THESE?
look at these. what are these?	Come on, Frank. Let's go. Please.
yes, but.	Then, shut up!
you want to see him too, right?	Yes, but.
frank?	You want to see him too, right?
hey tits, i'm taking your neighbor to the country. maybe something for you too.	Frank?
where are we going, frank?	Hey Tits, I'm taking your neighbor to the country. Maybe something for you too.
he's a friend. from the neighborhood. we were just talking.	From the neighborhood?  Shut the fuck up.  You like telephones? Huh? You wanta go for a ride?
who's this fuck?	He's a friend. From the neighborhood. We were just talking.
mommy's here.	Baby wants to fuck.
mommy!	Mommy's here.
hello, daddy.	My bourbon.
shut up. it's daddy, shit-head.	Hello, daddy.
hello, baby.	Shut up. It's daddy, shit-head.
we're going to leave that up to detective williams. i'll tell you though, you're okay. you shot a real son of a bitch.	Yeah. I sure know that. Yeah, but how many more are out there?
yeah. i guess i did.  what's going to happen to me?	We're going to leave that up to Detective Williams. I'll tell you though, you're okay. You shot a real son of a bitch.
you seemed to see some very interesting things on your little escapade with dorothy vallens.	Yeah. I guess I did.  What's going to happen to me?
he became obsessed with her. she hated him. he had to have her. he kidnapped them to control her. to make her do things. then she wanted to commit suicide so he started cutting off ears as a warning to her to stay alive. i'm not kidding. frank loved blue, blue velvet. he had to have dorothy cause her whole life was blue.	You seemed to see some very interesting things on your little escapade with Dorothy Vallens.
we're looking for him. in your opinion, why did frank kidnap dorothy's son and husband?	He became obsessed with her. She hated him. He had to have her. He kidnapped them to control her. To make her do things. Then she wanted to commit suicide so he started cutting off ears as a warning to her to stay alive. I'm not kidding. Frank loved blue, blue velvet. He had to have Dorothy cause her whole life was blue.
yes.	I'll send you straight to hell, Fuck!
don't be a good neighbor to her or i'm gonna send you a love letter. straight from my heart, fucker. you know what a love letter is? it's a bullet, straight from my gun, fucker. once you get a love letter from me, you're fucked forever. understand, fuck?	Yes.
nothing.	Don't look at me, Fuck. I shoot when I see the whites of the eyes.  You like me?
what are you lookin' at?	Nothing.
what?	Let's take our neighbor out. Let him fuckin' walk back.
hey? you like to walk.	What?
here's to ben.	Do you see, Ben? I can make him do anything I fuckin' please.
hey neighbor. here's to ben.	Here's to Ben.
heineken.	FUCK THAT SHIT. PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!
on a ride.	A ride? Hell, that's a good idea. Okay, let's go. Hey, let's go.
go where?	On a ride.
i don't want to go.	Go where?
no thanks. what does that mean?	I don't want to go.
no thanks.	No thanks. What does that mean?
hello?	Speak to me Fucker.
there ya go.	Good, let's drink up.
no, i want ya to fuck it. shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer.	There ya go.
right here frank. you want me to pour it?	No, I want ya to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin' beer.
raymond! where's the fuckin' beer?	Right here Frank. You want me to pour it?
okay frank.	What kinda beer do you like?
come on. i wancha to meet a frienda mine. raymond, get enough beer for ben too.	Okay Frank.
nothing. i'm fine.	You can't just stay out half the night and carry on, Jeffrey. There's got to be some order, Jeffrey. I thought it would have been nice to call your father when you got home but now it is much too late.
is something wrong? what's happened to your face?	Nothing. I'm fine.
god, you scared me.	Is something wrong? What's happened to your face?
can i use the car tonight?	Of course, Jeffrey.
no, i'm just gonna walk around.	Alright.
do you want the car?	No, I'm just gonna walk around.
i'm going out for awhile.	Do you want the car?
thanks a lot, mom.	Jeffrey! Nobody wanted you to leave school and go to work in the store, maybe going back to school will be an option one day. I hope so.
it would be too much for him. so please let him think as he does, that you're home just to see him.	Thanks a lot, Mom.
what?	It would be too much for him. So please let him think as he does, that you're home just to see him.
he doesn't know you're out of school. he thinks it's a vacation for you.	What?
yeah?	He doesn't know you're out of school. He thinks it's a vacation for you.
jeffrey, when you see your father.	Yeah?
well. okay.	Jeffrey, when you see your father.
i've made arrangements with dr. gynde for 10:30. but jeffrey, you'll have to walk over; i need the car this morning.	Well. Okay.
what time are visiting hours?	I've made arrangements with Dr. Gynde for 10:30. But Jeffrey, you'll have to walk over; I need the car this morning.
jeffrey, breakfast is ready.	Be right down.
where's all your things, jeffrey?	This is it.
jeffrey, honey. your father's condition is serious. it's going to cost so much. we just won't have the money to keep you in school. i'm telling you this now, so that you can get your things together and check out of school, honey, or whatever you have to do, it'll save you another trip back. you're going to have to work at the store.	Mom.
for good? i can't mom. not right in the middle of the term.	Jeffrey, honey. Your father's condition is serious. It's going to cost so much. We just won't have the money to keep you in school. I'm telling you this now, so that you can get your things together and check out of school, honey, or whatever you have to do, it'll save you another trip back. You're going to have to work at the store.
i mean, for good, jeffrey.	For good? I can't Mom. Not right in the middle of the term.
sandy?... sandy, please.	I'll get a coat for her.
sure thing, please don't worry about me. can i help you with the dishes?	Nice of you to offer, Jeffrey, but certainly not. Just relax and enjoy your coffee. I'm sure Sandy will be back soon.
please excuse me a moment, jeffrey, and i'll get to the dishes.	Sure thing, please don't worry about me. Can I help you with the dishes?
that sounds great!	Anyone else? Alright Jeffrey, just a minute.
here you are. would anyone like coffee?	That sounds great!
oh, you're welcome. nice to finally meet you, jeffrey.	Say "goodnight" to Sandy.
mrs. williams? thanks for the cake.	Oh, you're welcome. Nice to finally meet you, Jeffrey.
he comes over to study.	Yeah.
it's a real good chocolate cake. duncan hines' devil's food. real good.	Yeah. okay.
no. no thank you.	It's a real good chocolate cake. Duncan Hines' devil's food. Real good.
would you like a piece of cake?	No. No thank you.
yeah, i know.	Would you like a piece of cake?
i was sorry to hear about your father. i know your mother from church. it's such a shame.	Yeah, I know.
alright.	I was sorry to hear about your father. I know your mother from church. It's such a shame.
really, he'll be home soon, would you like a cup of coffee?	Alright.
i just wanted to ask him a few questions, that's all. maybe i better go.	Really, he'll be home soon, would you like a cup of coffee?
oh, yes, jeffrey. come in. he'll be back any minute now. you're welcome to wait. is it urgent?	I just wanted to ask him a few questions, that's all. Maybe I better go.
hello, uh, my name is jeffrey beaumont. is detective williams in?	Oh, yes, Jeffrey. Come in. He'll be back any minute now. You're welcome to wait. Is it urgent?
hey, you ivy league shit. come here!	Later Mike. I gotta take care of someone who's hurt here, in case you haven't noticed.
yeah, well i never wanted to get slaughtered much.	Well, most guys don't. I mean that's the point. You all mind if I take my vitamins?
i mean, some guys play anyway but they usually get slaughtered.	Yeah, well I never wanted to get slaughtered much.
no, you're right.	I mean, some guys play anyway but they usually get slaughtered.
i mean, you don't exactly have the build for a football. i mean, no offense.	No, you're right.
well.	I mean, you don't exactly have the build for a football. I mean, no offense.
looks like you'd make a good runner.	Well.
no.	Looks like you'd make a good runner.
hey jeff. i'm feelin' so much better.	Good deal Dad.
how ya doin' dad?	Hey Jeff. I'm feelin' so much better.
good to see you, son.	It's good to see you, Dad.
uh-uh.	Good to see you, son.
are you feeling okay?	Uh-uh.
uh-uh.	Are you feeling okay?
looks like they've got you strapped in pretty good.	Uh-uh.
hey jeff.	Looks like they've got you strapped in pretty good.
hi dad.	Hey Jeff.
look jeffrey.	Yeah. I just saw him outside. Maybe the robins are here.
no jeffrey!!	Yes I'm going. I have to. I love you. I will, believe me.
please get to your father and send him and the police to dorothy's apartment right away. be sure your father comes. something is happening over there. they're hurting someone, the guy she loves. tell them to hurry. i'm going over right now.	No Jeffrey!!
sandy?	Go ahead!
go ahead.	Sandy?
i should go with her, sandy.	Go ahead.
jeffrey? what's going on?	Shhh. I'll tell you.
okay. let's get her over to your father's.	Right. Watch out for Mike, there.
probably not. no. why?	Okay. Let's get her over to your father's.
no. is detective gordon going to be at your house?	Probably not. No. Why?
take her to my house. my dad can get an ambulance faster than anyone. do you have anything to put around her?	No. Is Detective Gordon going to be at your house?
dorothy vallens?	Yes.
dorothy!... dorothy!	Dorothy Vallens?
no.	Sandy, this guy is a killer!! I promise you.
my father has a gun at home.	No.
oh my god. what's wrong?	Frank!!!
you want to dance?	Okay.
let's wait for some slow one.	Just a minute.
no.	Let's wait for some slow one.
really. you want to dance with someone else?	NO.
really?	Really. You want to dance with someone else?
i can't dance fast.	Really?
you want to dance?	I can't dance fast.
i like that idea, that's a real good idea.	You want to dance?
thank you. whatiya say we just enjoy the evening?	I like that idea, that's a real good idea.
you look beautiful.	Thank you. Whatiya say we just enjoy the evening?
it's okay.	You look beautiful.
i'd rather not talk about it. i'll tell you about it sometime.	It's okay.
just go over to gelford and up to vista. it's not far. can you tell me any more about what you learned?	I'd rather not talk about it. I'll tell you about it sometime.
where to?	Just go over to Gelford and up to Vista. It's not far. Can you tell me any more about what you learned?
it's good to see you.	Where to?
nothing, really! it's good to see you.	It's good to see you.
what was that all about?	Nothing, really! It's good to see you.
what is it?	Just some fatherly advice.
okay.	What is it?
i should never had gotten you going on this.  yes jeffrey. friday's on!	Okay. Great!
no.	I should never had gotten you going on this.  Yes Jeffrey. Friday's on!
you didn't tell him about me?	No.
yeah. i think so. i just had to tell him some of what i knew. is friday still on?	You didn't tell him about me?
everything okay?	Yeah. I think so. I just had to tell him some of what I knew. Is Friday still on?
jeffrey, are they important things? well forget me - you have to tell him. jeffrey, i mean it.	Okay, but I promise I won't mention you. Okay? I'll see him at the police station, okay? See you Friday night, if not before.
great. hey, i've got a bit of a problem. i know some things that could help your father but you might get into trouble.	Jeffrey, are they important things? Well forget me - you have to tell him. Jeffrey, I mean it.
you worry about me really?	Yes. Is that so surprising? Yeah I worry, a lot. I got you into this.
you like mysteries that much?	Yeah, you're a mystery. I like you. Very much.
i'm seeing something that was always hidden. i'm involved in a mystery. i'm learning. and it's all secret.	You like mysteries that much?
jeffrey? why?	I'm seeing something that was always hidden. I'm involved in a mystery. I'm learning. And it's all secret.
yeah.	Jeffrey? Why?
i can't believe what you are finding out. are you going to continue with this. are you going back to her apartment?	Yeah.
then these guys told me the police will find a huge amount of drugs inside the dead man's place.	I can't believe what you are finding out. Are you going to continue with this. Are you going back to her apartment?
jeffrey!!	Then these guys told me the police will find a huge amount of drugs inside the dead man's place.
number two. i saw the yellow man come out. this time with a well- dressed man with an alligator briefcase. they drove down this factory building and stood on a staircase looking at something in the distance. number three. now get this. in the distance was a murder. a drug dealer shot to death and a woman with her legs broken.	Jeffrey!!
oh yeah?	Number two. I saw the Yellow Man come out. This time with a well- dressed man with an alligator briefcase. They drove down this factory building and stood on a staircase looking at something in the distance. Number three. Now get this. In the distance was a murder. A drug dealer shot to death and a woman with her legs broken.
maybe. but i think the yellow man is on drugs. i think frank supplies him.	Oh yeah?
nothing really, but it's interesting. they know each other. they seem to like each other.	Maybe. But I think the Yellow Man is on drugs. I think Frank supplies him.
number one. i saw the yellow man go into frank's building, laughing with frank. now, the only trouble is, what does this prove?	Nothing really, but it's interesting. They know each other. They seem to like each other.
shoot.	Number one. I saw the Yellow Man go into Frank's building, laughing with Frank. Now, the only trouble is, what does this prove?
that's what makes it so good. you wanta hear what i saw today?	Shoot.
you know, that cheese is practically all chemicals.	That's what makes it so good. You wanta hear what I saw today?
yeah, but i don't think it's going to do much good. let's go. i'll try to talk to him later.	You know, that cheese is practically all chemicals.
you want to go talk to him?	Yeah, but I don't think it's going to do much good. Let's go. I'll try to talk to him later.
what am i going to do?	You want to go talk to him?
i'm really sorry.	What am I going to do?
you were late.	I'm really sorry.
goodnight.	See ya tomorrow.
okay, okay.	Goodnight.
you better not, jeffrey.	Okay, okay.
can i give you a kiss good night?	You better not, Jeffrey.
okay, sandy.	Can I give you a kiss good night?
okay, be careful.	Okay, Sandy.
i will. i'll pick you up on the same corner at three thirty-five, okay?	Okay, be careful.
no, silly - i'm still in school you know. but i'll meet you after school and you can tell me what you've learned. you better be careful, jeffrey.	I will. I'll pick you up on the same corner at three thirty-five, okay?
i guess so. you want to help me watch frank? i'm going to stake out frank's place tomorrow with a camera.	No, silly - I'm still in school you know. But I'll meet you after school and you can tell me what you've learned. You better be careful, Jeffrey.
so are you.  i mean you're a neat guy. we better get back.	I guess so. You want to help me watch Frank? I'm going to stake out Frank's place tomorrow with a camera.
yeah i guess so.  you're a neat girl.	So are you.  I mean you're a neat guy. We better get back.
i don't know. i had a dream. in fact, the night i met you.  in the dream the world was dark because there weren't any robins. you know, birds. robins stood for love, and all of a sudden thousands of robins flew down and brought this blinding light of love. and it felt like that love would be the only thing that would make any difference. i guess, until the robins come there is trouble.	Yeah I guess so.  You're a neat girl.
why are there people like frank. why is there so much trouble in this world?	I don't know. I had a dream. In fact, the night I met you.  In the dream the world was dark because there weren't any robins. You know, birds. Robins stood for love, and all of a sudden thousands of robins flew down and brought this blinding light of love. And it felt like that love would be the only thing that would make any difference. I guess, until the robins come there is trouble.
you're sure right. it is a strange world.	Why are there people like Frank. Why is there so much trouble in this world?
that's what i thought.	You're sure right. It is a strange world.
who, me? why should it?	That's what I thought.
that doesn't bother you, does it?	Who, me? Why should it?
yeah?	That doesn't bother you, does it?
yeah. i mean a little, you know.	Yeah?
did you see her undressed?	Yeah. I mean a little, you know.
yes.	Did you see her undressed?
twice. without her sensing anything?	Yes.
actually. i've been in twice.	Twice. Without her sensing anything?
you saw a lot in one night.	Actually. I've been in twice.
i don't see how i can, and i can't prove any of this. i got all this information illegally. also it could get you in trouble.	You saw a lot in one night.
wow. should you tell my father?	I don't see how I can, and I can't prove any of this. I got all this information illegally. Also it could get you in trouble.
ok. it's a strange world, sandy. this is what i have found out. what i think i have found out. dorothy vallens is married to a man named don. they have a son. i think the son and the husband have been kidnapped by a man named frank who has now cut off both of don's ears. i think he is holding them to make her do things for him. i think she wants to die. the ears were for her a warning to stay alive. there is another man involved. i call him the "yellow man". you saw his back the other day in the hall at her door. i don't know what he does but i think he's on drugs supplied by frank. frank is a very dangerous man.	Wow. Should you tell my father?
you want to tell me about it?	OK. It's a strange world, Sandy. This is what I have found out. What I think I have found out. Dorothy Vallens is married to a man named Don. They have a son. I think the son and the husband have been kidnapped by a man named Frank who has now cut off both of Don's ears. I think he is holding them to make her do things for him. I think she wants to die. The ears were for her a warning to stay alive. There is another man involved. I call him the "yellow man". You saw his back the other day in the hall at her door. I don't know what he does but I think he's on drugs supplied by Frank. Frank is a very dangerous man.
no way. i'm about to blow up.	You want to tell me about it?
you want a dairy queen?	No way. I'm about to blow up.
it's okay. don't worry about it.	You want a Dairy Queen?
i'm sorry, i didn't...	It's okay. Don't worry about it.
he got a little jealous.	I'm sorry, I didn't...
what's with mike?	He got a little jealous.
what did you see?	Well.  Maybe we should discuss this somewhere else, you know what I mean?
well, i've found out some things, nothing really for certain. there are some strange people involved.	What did you see?
well, how did it go? what happened?	Well, I've found out some things, nothing really for certain. There are some strange people involved.
that's for me to know and for you to find out. i'll see you. i mean call you, okay?	Okay, okay. Bye.
i don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.	That's for me to know and for you to find out. I'll see you. I mean call you, okay?
okay, thanks.	I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.
i'll honk four times so you'll hear it and know she's on her way up. okay?	Okay, thanks.
are you sure?	I'll honk four times so you'll hear it and know she's on her way up. Okay?
i'm going to wait here until she comes.	Are you sure?
yeah.	I'm going to wait here until she comes.
call tomorrow. it's okay. good luck. i hope you can sneak out okay. you're going to wait until she's asleep?	Yeah.
look, it can wait till sunday.	Call tomorrow. It's okay. Good luck. I hope you can sneak out okay. You're going to wait until she's asleep?
okay, yeah, call.	Look, it can wait till Sunday.
oh, okay, can i call?	Okay, yeah, call.
i, i don't want to see you tomorrow. mike's coming over.	Oh, okay, can I call?
i'm going in, sandy. i'll see you tomorrow and tell you how it went.	I, I don't want to see you tomorrow. Mike's coming over.
i wish you wouldn't do this. it doesn't make any sense. let's go somewhere and have some coffee.	I'm going in, Sandy. I'll see you tomorrow and tell you how it went.
could you wait a little while, this key may not fit.	I wish you wouldn't do this. It doesn't make any sense. Let's go somewhere and have some coffee.
ok.	Could you wait a little while, this key may not fit.
leave it in the front of your house for me, okay?	OK.
yeah, but.	Leave it in the front of your house for me, okay?
it'll be okay. i don't think you should wait out here though. i think you should go home. can you drive this car?	Yeah, but.
it's crazy and dangerous. my god, i shouldn't have told you.	It'll be okay. I don't think you should wait out here though. I think you should go home. Can you drive this car?
why not?	It's crazy and dangerous. My God, I shouldn't have told you.
jeffrey, i don't think you ought to do it.	Why not?
here's to. an interesting experience.	I'll drink to that.
that sounds good.	Two.
then we'll drive back to her apartment and i will plant myself there.	This is not my usual Friday night!
brilliant.	Then we'll drive back to her apartment and I will plant myself there.
first of all, we're going to the slow club to see dorothy vallens. we'll watch her for awhile. i'd like to hear her sing anyway, and then also we'll know she is there and not in her apartment.	Brilliant.
what's the plan.	First of all, we're going to the Slow Club to see Dorothy Vallens. We'll watch her for awhile. I'd like to hear her sing anyway, and then also we'll know she is there and not in her apartment.
yeah, but don't pick me up. my father may think it's strange. i'll walk over to your house. i'll be there at eight o'clock.	Okay. You better get out before someone sees us.
great. i'll pick you up around eight o'clock. is that good?	Yeah, but don't pick me up. My father may think it's strange. I'll walk over to your house. I'll be there at eight o'clock.
i already know. the "slow club". it's on route 7.	Great. I'll pick you up around eight o'clock. Is that good?
first of all, we'll have a nice dinner. try to find out where dorothy sings.	I already know. The "Slow Club". It's on Route 7.
i'll tell mike i'm sick. there's a game tonight anyway and he'll never miss me. afterwards he can go out with the guys. just so the record is kept straight though, i love mike. what do want me to do?	First of all, we'll have a nice dinner. Try to find out where Dorothy sings.
i don't want you to get involved, really, i mean, i do, but if something went wrong i mean, like you said, they may be involved in murder.	I'll tell Mike I'm sick. There's a game tonight anyway and he'll never miss me. Afterwards he can go out with the guys. Just so the record is kept straight though, I love Mike. What do want me to do?
you really want to do this, don't you?	I don't want you to get involved, really, I mean, I do, but if something went wrong I mean, like you said, they may be involved in murder.
well, it's friday night and you're a beautiful girl. i guess you would have a date, that does that.	You really want to do this, don't you?
yes. i do.	Well, it's Friday night and you're a beautiful girl. I guess you would have a date, that does that.
you didn't goof it up, but you still owe me one. i want to sneak in tonight. it's friday, do you have a date tonight?	Yes. I do.
i owe you, since i goofed up this one.	You didn't goof it up, but you still owe me one. I want to sneak in tonight. It's Friday, do you have a date tonight?
pretty clever. are you game for more?	I owe you, since I goofed up this one.
so, what's next?	Pretty clever. Are you game for more?
yeah, if it opens the door.	Yeah.
i didn't get a good look at him either, but he sure looked at me. i didn't have time to get a window, but i found this key.  pretty nifty, huh?	Yeah, if it opens the door.
no. i only saw his back. he went down another stairwell at the end of the hall.	I didn't get a good look at him either, but he sure looked at me. I didn't have time to get a window, but I found this key.  Pretty nifty, huh?
yes and no. did you recognize him?	No. I only saw his back. He went down another stairwell at the end of the hall.
i was just about to go to the door, when that man did my job for me. was it alright?	Yes and no. Did you recognize him?
yeah, let's get outta here. what happened?	I was just about to go to the door, when that man did my job for me. Was it alright?
are you alright?	Yeah, let's get outta here. What happened?
thanks. dorothy vallens. okay, goodluck. three minutes, no sooner.	Alright. Good luck, yourself.
oh brother. dorothy vallens, seventh floor. look on the mailbox for her number, bright boy.	Thanks. Dorothy Vallens. Okay, goodluck. Three minutes, no sooner.
okay, i'm going ahead. wait a minute, what's her name?	Oh brother. Dorothy Vallens, Seventh Floor. Look on the mailbox for her number, bright boy.
let's go.	Okay, I'm going ahead. Wait a minute, what's her name?
alright.	Let's go.
now, we'll walk over so there's no license plates and you give me at least three minutes. i can stall if it's more, but i need time to find a good window, alright?	Alright.
you've got a point there.	Now, we'll walk over so there's no license plates and you give me at least three minutes. I can stall if it's more, but I need time to find a good window, alright?
let's just try the first part. if that goes well, we'll see about the rest. no one will suspect us, because no one would believe two people like us would be crazy enough to do something like this.	You've got a point there.
i don't know, it sounds like a good daydream, but actually doing it is too weird. too dangerous.	Let's just try the first part. If that goes well, we'll see about the rest. No one will suspect us, because no one would believe two people like us would be crazy enough to do something like this.
you will be a jehovah's witness. i have a few "awake" magazines for you. you don't have to keep her very long. a few seconds is all i'll need. whatiya think?	I don't know, it sounds like a good daydream, but actually doing it is too weird. Too dangerous.
what will i say when she comes to the door?	You will be a Jehovah's Witness. I have a few "Awake" magazines for you. You don't have to keep her very long. A few seconds is all I'll need. Whatiya think?
right out in the car i happen to have some old overalls and a bug spraying rig. i will go to her apartment and be the pest control man. i will spray her apartment. after a few minutes you will knock on her door, drawing her attention away from me and i will then jimmy a window.	What will I say when she comes to the door?
now, how are you going to do that?	Right out in the car I happen to have some old overalls and a bug spraying rig. I will go to her apartment and be the pest control man. I will spray her apartment. After a few minutes you will knock on her door, drawing her attention away from me and I will then jimmy a window.
alright. the first thing is to get into her apartment and open a window that i could crawl into later.	Now, how are you going to do that?
it wouldn't hurt to hear the plan, i guess.	Alright. the first thing is to get into her apartment and open a window that I could crawl into later.
settle down. i have a plan which i think will work. there is very little for you to do, but i do need your help. aren't you curious about my plan?	It wouldn't hurt to hear the plan, I guess.
you said it was a strange world. and you're the strangest part of it. are you crazy? she is possibly involved in murder. this gives me the creeps.	Settle down. I have a plan which I think will work. There is very little for you to do, but I do need your help. Aren't you curious about my plan?
there are opportunities in life for gaining knowledge and experience. sometimes, in some cases, it's necessary to take a risk. i got to thinking. i'll bet a person could learn a lot by getting into that woman's apartment, you know, sneak in and hide and observe.	You said it was a strange world. And you're the strangest part of it. Are you crazy? She is possibly involved in murder. This gives me the creeps.
alright, now tell me. what is it?	There are opportunities in life for gaining knowledge and experience. Sometimes, in some cases, it's necessary to take a risk. I got to thinking. I'll bet a person could learn a lot by getting into that woman's apartment, you know, sneak in and hide and observe.
ooooo, you are smart. just don't get too smart.	Alright, now tell me. What is it?
i guess mike's got some sort of sports practice in the afternoon.	Ooooo, you are smart. Just don't get too smart.
i'm here, aren't i?	I guess Mike's got some sort of sports practice in the afternoon.
i don't want to cause any trouble.	I'm here, aren't I?
i'd like to talk to you about something.	Just a minute, pull over and wait a minute.
i don't know.	I'd like to talk to you about something.
you hungry or thirsty, or both?	I don't know.
i guess so. like you said. it's a strange world.	Yeah. Good bye.
i guess i'll see you sometime.	I guess so. Like you said. It's a strange world.
thanks for the tour. it was nice talking to you.	I guess I'll see you sometime.
i've gotta go in.	Thanks for the tour. It was nice talking to you.
i don't know. he moved away.	I've gotta go in.
what happened to him?	I don't know. He moved away.
it's not bad, but it's bad enough. it's a lot worse for my father.  i used to know a kid who lived there and who had the biggest tongue in the world.	What happened to him?
still, it must be kinda rough.	It's not bad, but it's bad enough. It's a lot worse for my father.  I used to know a kid who lived there and who had the biggest tongue in the world.
i have to help out in my father's hardware store. they're giving me sort of my own hours for a while, which is nice.	Still, it must be kinda rough.
yeah, i guess so.  what are you going to do now that you're home?	I have to help out in my father's hardware store. They're giving me sort of my own hours for a while, which is nice.
you really do hear a lot, don't you?	Yeah, I guess so.  What are you going to do now that you're home?
my father is watching the businessman. the businessman had a partner who disappeared. left his whole business and family, his wife and two kids. they think he's been murdered.	You really do hear a lot, don't you?
oh yeah. what about those other people? anything?	My father is watching the businessman. The businessman had a partner who disappeared. Left his whole business and family, his wife and two kids. They think he's been murdered.
i don't know, like i said, she's not my father's case.	Oh yeah. What about those other people? Anything?
did they find out anything when they questioned her?	I don't know, like I said, she's not my father's case.
i don't know, you're not supposed to see them. they're supposed to see you.	Did they find out anything when they questioned her?
where are they?	I don't know, you're not supposed to see them. They're supposed to see you.
that's the building. she lives on the seventh floor. don't stop to look long, the police are watching.	Where are they?
not really, why?  you want to see the building? come on, i'll show you.	That's the building. She lives on the Seventh Floor. Don't stop to look long, the police are watching.
i guess you have to get back home soon?	Not really, why?  You want to see the building? Come on, I'll show you.
yeah. it's close by, that's what's creepy. they've had her under surveillance for a couple of months, except i don't know what they've found out because my father isn't in charge of her.	I guess you have to get back home soon?
it's a strange world isn't it? do you know what building the woman lives in?	Yeah. It's close by, that's what's creepy. They've had her under surveillance for a couple of months, except I don't know what they've found out because my father isn't in charge of her.
maybe so.	It's a strange world isn't it? Do you know what building the woman lives in?
the ear is from a missing person maybe?	Maybe so.
no, this has been going on for some time. several months. about six months ago some parts of bodies were found down by the river. they were from people who were reported missing. they never found one complete body, only parts.	The ear is from a missing person maybe?
were all these people questioned this afternoon?	No, this has been going on for some time. Several months. About six months ago some parts of bodies were found down by the river. They were from people who were reported missing. They never found one complete body, only parts.
there were at least three, maybe four. but a name that keeps coming up is this woman who lives in an apartment building very close to your house and also close to the field where you found the ear. there's also a business man over by the franklin factory district that was questioned. and a musician. and some others.	Were all these people questioned this afternoon?
do you know who was brought in for questioning?	There were at least three, maybe four. But a name that keeps coming up is this woman who lives in an apartment building very close to your house and also close to the field where you found the ear. There's also a business man over by the Franklin factory district that was questioned. And a musician. And some others.
i don't really know much but bits and pieces. i hear things. my room is right above my father's office. the ear, there's no corpse in the morgue missing an ear, and it did come off a living person. that's direct from the coroner's office. the person is unknown. there are a couple of cases i get mixed up on, but i think there are some people who were brought in for questioning on a murder case that could have something to do with the ear. i heard some of the same names.	Do you know who was brought in for questioning?
come on, you brought it up. do you know anything?	I don't really know much but bits and pieces. I hear things. My room is right above my father's office. The ear, there's no corpse in the morgue missing an ear, and it did come off a living person. That's direct from the Coroner's Office. The person is unknown. There are a couple of cases I get mixed up on, but I think there are some people who were brought in for questioning on a murder case that could have something to do with the ear. I heard some of the same names.
didn't my father tell you not to talk about it?	Come on, you brought it up. Do you know anything?
what do you know about the ear? anything?	Didn't my father tell you not to talk about it?
that's too bad.	What do you know about the ear? Anything?
i'm home from school. my father's in the hospital.	That's too bad.
yeah. what are you doing now?	I'm home from school. My father's in the hospital.
what else is new? right?	Yeah. What are you doing now?
terrible boring.	What else is new? Right?
how is central these days?	Terrible boring.
yes.	How is Central these days?
no. you're not bothering me. you a senior?	Yes.
am i bothering you?	No. You're not bothering me. You a senior?
yeah i did, treasurer. shouldn't you be studying or something.	Am I bothering you?
you were pretty popular. didn't you run for some office?	Yeah I did, treasurer. Shouldn't you be studying or something.
oh yeah?	You were pretty popular. Didn't you run for some office?
i just know, that's all. i remember you from central.	Oh yeah?
yeah, how did you know?	I just know, that's all. I remember you from Central.
stop it mike.	You shut up. Nobody's talkin' to you. Hey who's that Jeffrey? Your mother?
hey come here, you stole my girl, you bastard. i'm gonna kick your ass, right in front of your stupid house.	Stop it Mike.
come on out a minute, okay?	Okay.
sure, just a sec.  excuse me.	Come on out a minute, okay?
sandy? could i talk to you a minute?	Sure, just a sec.  Excuse me.
i don't know why we have to watch tv.	Mike. We don't have to watch it. Come on.
you can change it if you want to.	I don't know why we have to watch TV.
what are watchin' this junk for?	You can change it if you want to.
mike's gotta go.  nice to meet you.	Yeah, nice meetin' you.
up his house. i don't know what's going on but i know it's gotta have something to do with this kid.	Oh fuck!
up where?	Up his house. I don't know what's going on but I know it's gotta have something to do with this kid.
well he's the one shooting up all his guys, right? he's scared of the kid. says he's real good, got every available gun in the city up there.	Up where?
just for him?	Well he's the one shooting up all his guys, right? He's scared of the kid. Says he's real good, got every available gun in the city up there.
needed an outsider. the package boy knows everyone. he'd spot our hitters a mile away.	Just for him?
what did he bring him in for?	Needed an outsider. The package boy knows everyone. He'd spot our hitters a mile away.
there's ways around that.	Go find one.
yeah. i was only twelve or thirteen when you guys used to talk about him, like he was a ghost or something.	Your dad and I used him three times over twenty years, only when everything went totally fucked. Believe me kid, you don't want this guy unless you are 100% sure you need him. He is... a fuckin' monster.
listen kid, i think you better understand who you're dealing with here.	Yeah. I was only twelve or thirteen when you guys used to talk about him, like he was a ghost or something.
this kid, this package boy could bring down the whole east coast. if he decides to turn states he could dismantle us... totally. but it looks like for now, he's content with just killing us one by one. and even worse the kid is good at it. i mean i had a prodigy on my hands the whole time and didn't even know it.	Listen kid, I think you better understand who you're dealing with here.
the duke?  what did you do?	This kid, this package boy could bring down the whole east coast. If he decides to turn states he could dismantle us... totally. But it looks like for now, he's content with just killing us one by one. And even worse the kid is good at it. I mean I had a prodigy on my hands the whole time and didn't even know it.
i need il duce.	The Duke?  What did you do?
don't start with your shit. don't you talk to me. oh, hey uncle gussy, thanks for years of service. here's a gold watch and a job sniffing other guys' shit eight hours a day. what am i, a retired bus driver?	I need Il Duce.
hey, i just...	Don't start with your shit. Don't you talk to me. Oh, hey Uncle Gussy, thanks for years of service. Here's a gold watch and a job sniffing other guys' shit eight hours a day. What am I, a retired bus driver?
i bounced you on my knee at family reunions, for christ sakes. your dad and me ran the whole east coast syndicate you snot-nosed little prick. and when you took the wheel, who was beside you?	Hey, I just...
hey, augustus, i need your help, i got a serious problem here. i'm not screwing around.	I bounced you on my knee at family reunions, for Christ sakes. Your dad and me ran the whole east coast syndicate you snot-nosed little prick. And when you took the wheel, who was beside you?
fuck you.	Hey, Augustus, I need your help, I got a serious problem here. I'm not screwing around.
are ya ready?	Aye.
yes mother.	I mean it now. I carried the two of you little bastards around in my belly at the same time you ungrateful pissants. Ya ruined my girlish figure in one fell swoop, and then ya sucked me dry.  My tits are saggin' down ta my ankles. I trip over em for Christ sakes, now ya listen ta me, NO FIGHTEN!
well listen, i know how my boys take ta scrappin' when they take ta drinkin'.	Yes mother.
mother mary, full of grace.	What did you do, Connor?
lord's name.	Mother Mary, full of grace.
the press is everywhere outside. they're going nuts for these guys. what do you want to do?	You're not being charged. It's up to you. Do you want to talk to them?
what?	The press is everywhere outside. They're going nuts for these guys. What do you want to do?
ah, agent smecker, we have a problem.	What?
any tips on where these guys may be?	Any word back from the E.R.s?
look, look! i'm not saying one way or the other. just be careful and go by the protocol on this one.	Any tips on where these guys may be?
are these me considered armed and dangerous?	Well, not armed. If they had guns, they'd have used them. But dangerous? Oh yeah.
look under the body.	Got it.
i can't find the second one, sir.	Look under the body.
paraffin came up positive. and bullet holes are usually a big clue.	I can't find the second one, sir.
yes sir.	Look in the trash around their hands. See if you can find me two bullet casings. 45's, if my eye serves me right. Don't disturb them. Mark them as they lay. Newman, root through this shit.  If this was a sink find me some metal parts. Gimme a faucet or a drain cover or something.
we're here brother.	You gotta keep going.
you guys?	We're here brother.
let him go or i will deliver you, right now.	You won't do it Connor, you won't. You love me man.
okay, just calm down. he could hurt us, brother. he could ruin the whole thing.	Let him go or I will deliver you, right now.
you little fuck. let him go. i'll drop you right here.	Okay, just calm down. He could hurt us, brother. He could ruin the whole thing.
they got nothing.	This guy is very sharp. If he hasn't figured us out yet, he will.
shit.	What?  What, that guy?
look again for fuck sake!	I know what the fuck he looks like!
who the fuck was he, rocco? i know you fuckin' know!	Fuck you! I told you I never saw him before!
forget it. it's a family prayer. my father, his father before him that sort of shit.	C'mon!
you guys gotta teach me that prayer, man. that's some good shit.	Forget it. It's a family prayer. My father, his father before him that sort of shit.
no way. i've been waitin' for this asshole.	Aw, c'mon. I gotta clear my family name here. I've brought shame to the house of Della Rocco.
oh man. you gotta let me do these guys. i'm such a moron. i gotta make up for the tit thing.	No way. I've been waitin' for this asshole.
what? what is it?	This place is like a scumbag yard sale.
what the fuck are you doing?	I-I'll tip her.
i guess we really don't have a system of deciding who.	MEEE! ME! I'm the guy! I know everyone, their habits, where they hang out, who they talk to. I know where they fuckin' live. We could kill everyone!
yeah, well...	Oh, what the fuck? How do you guys decide who you're... I mean, who makes the cut? Is there a raffle or something?
anybody see ya?	Fuck, man! I may as well have posted flyers. Right out in public, man.
what did i fuckin' do?... in the middle of the lakeview.	Lakeview the deli? Oh, shit!
what happened?	I killed em! Oh, Jesus! I killed em all!!
pack your shit! we gotta get outta here! we gotta get out!	What happened?
do me a favor and roll it around for a bit on your way in.	No, look. No rolling. Nothing needs to be rolled.
no. no man. that's... that's... you don't know what you're talking about. that's bullshit. i know these guys. i mean, thanks for your concern, but that just ain't the thing of it.	Do me a favor and roll it around for a bit on your way in.
he knows you, man. he knows all you want is to move up. that's all. a smooth hitter woulda gone in there, seen it was a wash and slipped out. but a guy like you? knowin' this is your only chance? waitin' eighteen years?	No. No man. That's... that's... you don't know what you're talking about. That's bullshit. I know these guys. I mean, thanks for your concern, but that just ain't the thing of it.
no, no. that's just not the way things are done. besides, how's he know i don't just get in there see there's too many and just serve em their fuckin' food and beat it?	He knows you, man. He knows all you want is to move up. That's all. A smooth hitter woulda gone in there, seen it was a wash and slipped out. But a guy like you? Knowin' this is your only chance? Waitin' eighteen years?
he probably knew you'd end up nailing the fat guy, maybe one or two more, but he had to know you weren't walking out of there. figure it out. shooter's dead on the scene. no in-depth investigation. it'd slide right off his back. 'cause as much as i love ya, you're not exactly don corleone. what would he be losing? a thirty- five year old delivery boy?	No, no. That's just not the way things are done. Besides, how's he know I don't just get in there see there's too many and just serve em their fuckin' food and beat it?
you think they sold me out? no way.	He probably knew you'd end up nailing the fat guy, maybe one or two more, but he had to know you weren't walking out of there. Figure it out. Shooter's dead on the scene. No in-depth investigation. It'd slide right off his back. 'Cause as much as I love ya, you're not exactly Don Corleone. What would he be losing? A thirty- five year old delivery boy?
think about it man. nine men, six bullets.	You think they sold me out? No way.
what are you saying?	Think about it man. Nine men, six bullets.
well... what if your boss knew how many guys were supposed to be there... in that room?	What are you saying?
what?	Well... what if your boss knew how many guys were supposed to be there... in that room?
listen. something's been bothering me about last night.	What?
she ain't been around in weeks anyhow.	Listen. Something's been bothering me about last night.
you sound real remorseful.	She ain't been around in weeks anyhow.
shit. she's on every drug know to man. she'd have sold that thing for a dime bag. screw her.  but i do kinda feel like an ass-hole.	You sound real remorseful.
donna's gonna be angry about her cat.	Shit. She's on every drug know to man. She'd have sold that thing for a dime bag. Screw her.  But I do kinda feel like an ass-hole.
climb the corporate ladder, boy. don rocco.	Fuck it! I'm doing it. I deserve it. I've been working for those fat bastards since I was in high school and look at this place.
don't you think that's a little psycho? a little weird?	Weird, huh?... Know what I think is weird? Decent men with loving families go home every day after work. They turn on the news and see rapists, murderers, and child molesters all getting out of prison.
yes.	Don't you think that's a little psycho? A little weird?
anybody you think is evil?	Yes.
what the fuck are you doing here? what, huh!? what? what? what? answers! i want fuckin' answers!	Get a hold of yourself, man.
certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.	What the fuck are you doing here? What, huh!? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? ANSWERS! I WANT FUCKIN' ANSWERS!
what did you do?! fuckin'... what the fuckin' fuck! who the fuck, fucked this fuckin'? fuck. how did you two fuckin', fucks?......... fuck!!!	Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
poppa joe said there was only two. in and out.  boy, you guys sure did a good job. you're good, huh? cool masks. where'd you get them?	Let's do him right here.
chest pocket.  shit!	This is a six-shooter.
where's your gun?	Chest pocket.  Shit!
oh, god! don't kill me! we're on the same side! the boss musta sent you in as back up, huh? oh, shit, please! i'm rocco. i'm the funny man.  they call me the funny fuckin' man!	Where's your gun?
come on, ma. out with it. who came out first?	All right, I suppose you have the right ta know.
still bickerin' over that, huh?	Come on, ma. Out with it. Who came out first?
yeah, we promise.	Well, there's my boys.  Shit. I gotta go. Looks like I caused a ruckus with that shot. Half the damn neighborhood is comin'.
what... the dirty bitch! i hope ya trounced her a good one!	Well, I didn't but...
well, we tried ta make friends and she gave me a shot ta the nuts.	What... the dirty bitch! I hope ya trounced her a good one!
how's uncle sibeal?	Well, you know how it is with him. Always complainin' he's never turnin' a profit on St. Patty's. Whole damn family goes down there with no money, cause we know he can't bear ta charge us.
no ma! no!	BLAME...
i want ta tell ya one last thing before i pull the trigger.	Pull the trigger?! Have ya lost it woman?! Now just calm down here.
what?! what are you doin'?	I want ta tell ya one last thing before I pull the trigger.
i finally found your da's army revolver, connor.	What the hell are you doin' with Da's gun!?
it's all your fault. both you little bastards. i was a fool to believe you would bring me any peace. the day your da left us when you were almost too young to remember, he said the two of you would do me right and make me proud, but he was wrong and i got nothin' ta live for.	Mother, what are you sayin'? You're talkin' crazy here.
is that worthless brother of your there? i want you both ta hear this.	Ma, what's wrong?
mother, is that you?	Is that worthless brother of your there? I want you both ta hear this.
connor, is that you?	Mother, is that you?
hello.	Connor, is that you?
be careful.	I'll call you tonight, afterwards.
we're going to hit poppa joe tonight, right in the comfort of his own home. then we move on to new york. it's getting a bit hot for us here.	Be careful.
i'll see what i can do. how do i get in touch with you?	We're going to hit Poppa Joe tonight, right in the comfort of his own home. Then we move on to New York. It's getting a bit hot for us here.
i think it's better if we find this man before he finds us again.	I'll see what I can do. How do I get in touch with you?
so you're telling me it was one guy with six guns? a-and he was a senior fucking citizen?	I think it's better if we find this man before he finds us again.
well, the light caught the side of his face for a second. and it looked like he had a gray beard, maybe... late fifties, early sixties.	So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns? A-and he was a senior fucking citizen?
well, we could try the bag over the head thing. walk you right out the front.	Our mother can see through bags.
we paid attention in school.	Know any other languages?
so, how is it that you guys are fluent in russian?	We paid attention in school.
we... met them last night.	They had some pretty interesting bandages. Know anything about that?
you guys are not under oath, here. i am assuming you knew these two guys from before, huh?	We... met them last night.
me up the...	Ass!
fuck!	me up the...
would someone please come over here and...	Fuck!
hold this shit for us, doc. we'll be comin back for it when we get out.	Right.
we're going to turn ourselves in. it was self defense.	y-y-yeah that's what he said.
what are you going to do?	We're going to turn ourselves in. It was self defense.
we're alive.	An F.B.I. agent came by the bar. He left me his c-c, he left me his c-c, he left me this.
for if you do, there will come the day when you look behind you and see we three. and on that day you will reap it.	And we will send you to whatever God you wish.
there are varying degrees of evil. we urge you lesser forms of filth  not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption... into our domain.	For if you do, there will come the day when you look behind you and see we three. And on that day you will reap it.
these are not polite suggestions. they are codes of behavior and those that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.	There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth  Not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption... into our domain.
do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.	These are not polite suggestions. They are codes of behavior and those that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.	Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
with every breath we shall hunt them down.	Each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
it is your evil, who will be sought by us.	With every breath we shall hunt them down.
it is your corrupt we claim.	It is your evil, who will be sought by us.
we do not want your tired and sick.	It is your corrupt we claim.
we do not ask for your poor or your hungry.	We do not want your tired and sick.
now, you will receive us.	We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
he isn't to be touched.	He's a good man.
that's the guy that got us off the hook with the "checkov" thing.	And he is one smart man.
there he goes.  okay, gentlemen. are we ready to bring this man into the light? are we ready to truly do the work of the lord?	A-fuckin'-men!
give the guy a shot.	Rocco, this is the real deal. We must kill without hesitation, without guilt or remorse. Evil man, dead man.
we've teamed up with a sex offender.	So, when are you getting a plastic fuck doll?
so what do you think?	I'm strangely comfortable with it.
who did you kill?	Holy shit. Who? How many?
yes.	Then what the fuck?
where are you goin'?  did you tell him?	Yes.
little girls catchin' stray bullets in their heads, playin' hopscotch in their front yards. and everyone thinks the same thing... someone should just go kill those motherfuckers.	Kill em all. Admit it, even you've thought about it.
mafiosos getting caught with 20 kilos and walkin' on bail the same day.	Little girls catchin' stray bullets in their heads, playin' hopscotch in their front yards. And everyone thinks the same thing... Someone should just go kill those motherfuckers.
nine bodies.	Oh, you're good. What were you gonna do? Laugh the last three to death, funny man?
oh, we're good man.	Yes, we are.
yeah, and ya gotta shoot at him for ten minutes.	Oh, we're good man.
on tv ya always get that asshole that jumps behind the couch.	Yeah, and ya gotta shoot at him for ten minutes.
aye.	On TV ya always get that asshole that jumps behind the couch.
that was way easier than i thought.	Aye.
asshole!? i'm not the rope-totin' charlie bronson wanna-be that's getting' us lost!	Sh, sh! Fuck you!
we're doing some serious shit here. now, get a hold of yourself, asshole.	Asshole!? I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wanna-be that's getting' us lost!
no, fuck you. this rope is bullshit. i'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' this stupid thing around. must weigh 30 pounds.	We're doing some serious shit here. Now, get a hold of yourself, asshole.
we'll find it. just calm down.	No, fuck you. This rope is bullshit. I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' this stupid thing around. Must weigh 30 pounds.
where the fuck are you going?	We'll find it. Just calm down.
just like on tv.	Where the fuck are you going?
see. i told you there'd be a shaft.	Just like on TV.
a bit.	Me, too.
nervous?	A bit.
is that right, rambo?	All right, get the stupid fuckin' rope.
what is all this "they" shit? this ain't a movie.	Is that right, Rambo?
i don't know they just always need it.	What is all this "they" shit? This ain't a movie.
me too. that's stupid. name one thing we're gonna need it for.	I don't know they just always need it.
i'm serious.	Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing we're gonna need it for.
oh, you've lost it, haven't ya?	I'm serious.
yeah, these guys always got a lot of rope strapped around em in the movies and they always end up using it.	Oh, you've lost it, haven't ya?
what?	Yeah, these guys always got a lot of rope strapped around em in the movies and they always end up using it.
charlie bronson's always got rope.	What?
for what?	Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
know what we need, man?... some rope.	For what?
destroy all that which is evil...	...so that which is good may flourish
absolutely not.	No pictures, either.
german.  not in our neighborhood, man. a hundred percent irish. no one talks to cops. period.	Spanish.  Then I guess he's just real... real good.
i have no idea. maybe someone saw and talked.	German.  Not in our neighborhood, man. A hundred percent Irish. No one talks to cops. Period.
italian.	I have no idea. Maybe someone saw and talked.
how do you think he figured all this out without talking to us?	Italian.
"now, that wasn't too polite, was it?"	"I'm afraid we can't let that one go, Ivan."
listen fellas, y'know he's got 'til this week's end. ya don't have ta be hard asses, do ya?	Yeah, it's St. Patty's day. Everyone's Irish tonight. Now, why don't ya pull up a stool and have a drink with us?
a p-penny saved is worth two in the bush.	Don't c-cross the road if ya can't get out of the kitchen.
"we just got up and left. bum musta rolled them before the police got there."	Okay. We're ready.
"what do we tell him about the guns and money?"	"We just got up and left. Bum musta rolled them before the police got there."
all right, love ya ma. listen, before ya go just give us the goods, eh?	Yeah. It's been twenty-seven years.
he got beat up by a girl.	If that was a girl I want ta see some papers. She had ta be just preoperative for Christ sakes.
don't even do it, ya bastard.	He got beat up by a girl.
i gave him his first lesson in sensitivity toward the fairer sex just today.	Don't even do it, ya bastard.
oh, jesus.	I gave him his first lesson in sensitivity toward the fairer sex just today.
aaaww, shit!... evil woman!	Lord have mercy. That was a good one ma.
no fuckin' hot water man. that...	Shut it. It's Ma.
how many?	Two. One ta screw it in and one ta suck my cock.
how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?	How many?
aye.	How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
hey murphy?	Aye.
i do believe the monsignor finally got a point.	Aye.
baumgartner sound irish to you, fuck face?	Now look Rozengurtle, we're sorry. Just relax.
i knew you two pricks would give me problems. give me shit cause i'm a woman. i'm not gonna take your male dominance bullshit!	Oh, come on now Rozengurtle. I was just tryin' ta get a rise outta ya.
yeah?	Do you know where that term comes from? In the early 1900's it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
rule of thumb?	Yeah?
okay, just cut off as much fat as you can as it goes by and the rule of thumb here is...	Rule of thumb?
i prefer to be called rozengurtle by men.	Okay then... let's get ya started.
how do you figure?	Friends, Gentlemen. They were friends.
the shooter knew these guys, huh?	How do you figure?
and it's the same story over here. why the crossover?  theories.	That's just fucking weird. I have no idea.
maybe the three of them had something in common.	No. This guy is big time.  These two are street-walking scum.
only two did the shooting.  so what are you thinking, russian retaliation?	Nah, too quick half their infrastructure got taken out at the Copley plaza. Besides, if you're a hitter, you're either working for the Russians or the Italians. There's no riding the fence. Our little theory from last night just got blown to shit. Something... new is going on here.
three.	Only two did the shooting.  So what are you thinking, Russian retaliation?
of course they were. how many?	Three.
they were wearing masks.	Of course they were. How many?
can she i.d. them?	They were wearing masks.
she was in here when it went down.	Can she I.D. them?
so, what do we do now?	That depends. You either do your job or get ethical.
uh... two shooters!	Fan-fuckin-tastic!
and number three, dolly.	Uh... two shooters!
holy shit. you're the first one that's ever got that.	Yeah, well... I'm an expert in name- ology.
it was... it was...	Male or female, bitch?!!
peeperman? wrong? what color was it?!!!	It was... It was...
pee...per...man.	Peeperman? WRONG? What color was it?!!!
your what, bitch? i'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cats name! go ahead... your what? your precious little...	Pee...Per...Man.
my, my...	Your what, bitch? I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cats name! Go ahead... Your what? Your precious little...
your what?! your fuckin' what?!	My, my...
you killed my... my...	Your what?! Your fuckin' what?!
i felt it would bring closure to our relationship!	You killed my... my...
you... oh god, why?	I felt it would bring closure to our relationship!
i killed your fuckin' cat, you druggie bitch!	You... oh god, why?
where's my cat?	I killed your fuckin' cat, you druggie bitch!
what?	Where's my cat?
no! fuck you! you start getting excited! we gotta fucking go!	Rocco!
well, we didn't get any help on that. a lot of people saw it. nobody's talking.	Fucking figures. Look, are you guys seeing the pattern here? We got big questions at both of these crime scenes, with no answers. WHY did they kill the guys in the other two booths? WHY did he do the bartender? It would seem unnecessary, even stupid.  God, I hate cold crime scenes! I'm fucking leaving now. And do me a favor, tell me when the next guy dies, cause these guys are not done yet.
duffy. this look like a fucking post office to you? this guy came in here with intent. maybe he didn't know exactly what he was gonna do but he had a pretty good idea. the bartender wasn't a fucking accident.	Well, we didn't get any help on that. A lot of people saw it. Nobody's talking.
crime of passion. he just went nuts. he would have shot everyone in here. he just ran out of bullets.	Duffy. This look like a fucking post office to you? This guy came in here with intent. Maybe he didn't know exactly what he was gonna do but he had a pretty good idea. The bartender wasn't a fucking accident.
these two fucking scenes are related. too many coincidences. same day? five hours apart? dead mobsters on both scenes. now, why did he kill the bartender?	Crime of passion. He just went nuts. He would have shot everyone in here. He just ran out of bullets.
a guy went nuts over off of commonwealth today. shot three guys to death in a coffee shop in broad daylight. fled the scene. don't have much on him.	Why was I not informed of this?
what?	A guy went nuts over off of Commonwealth today. Shot three guys to death in a coffee shop in broad daylight. Fled the scene. Don't have much on him.
jesus. i just can't think anymore. that scene over at the coffee shop today tapped me out.	What?
no way they could have seen it?	Those doors were down... which means this. They looked down in through the peep hole, saw these guys and opened the doors from the inside. Pop, pop, pop, right through the glass. Why?
allow me to enlighten you gentlemen to the protocol of the porno industry, as i'm sure you've never been in one of these places before. a man goes into the booth, puts the money in the slot. the dancer gets it on the other side. she hits the button, door goes up, now there is only glass between you and it's  little fireman time.	No way they could have seen it?
it's gonna look like the bad guys are killing each other.	And is there an American, shit is there a man seated among us that hasn't thought about it many times, let's just put them all on an island, give them guns and let them kill each other. This is our wet dream come true. You can expect federal and local law enforcement to go only deep enough to satisfy the law, then bury it from here on out.
now, what is this going to look like to those who do not know what i just told you?	It's gonna look like the bad guys are killing each other.
what about one guy with two guns?	Possible, but unlikely. The angles are too extreme. A guy holding two guns to the back of your head is gonna shoot straight ahead. He wouldn't cock out his elbows, makes no sense. Besides, you telling me one guy came in here and killed eight men with eight extremely well aimed shots in just a few seconds? No way. Had to be at least two.
now stay with me, boys. what did they do to make two such identical wounds? did one guy put him on his knees, pop a cap in, sit him back up and shoot him again the same way? no. two men of similar height dropped this guy down, each put some iron to his head and boom! that's all she fuckin' wrote!	What about one guy with two guns?
they shot him at a downward angle.  they put him on his knees.	Excellent! Number two. Greenly.
the two bullets went in here, through the top of the skull, criss-crossed and exited through the eyeballs. this one clue tells us three distinct facts. number one... duffy.	They shot him at a downward angle.  They put him on his knees.
the greeks. the italians.	The Sicilians.
yeah. some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead, or silver.	The Greeks. The Italians.
that's a possibility. y'know you boston cops are perking up. that's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men.  another possibility is that they were placed there with religious intent.	Yeah. Some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead, or silver.
new hitman wants to leave his mark	That's a possibility. Y'know you Boston cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men.  Another possibility is that they were placed there with religious intent.
and the pennies?	New hitman wants to leave his mark
he was the only one done right. two in the back of the head.	And the pennies?
well, freud was right. so you think they came for the fag man, huh? and what do you base this upon?	He was the only one done right. Two in the back of the head.
the fat man.	Well, Freud was right. So you think they came for the fag man, huh? And what do you base this upon?
the what man?	The fat man.
these guys were pros. i think they were coming for one target, the fag man, he was the...	The what man?
so duffy, got any theories to go with that... tie.	These guys were pros. I think they were coming for one target, the fag man, he was the...
so what are you thinkin' here?	Really want to know?
what if it was just one guy with six guns?	Why don't you let me do the thinking, huh, genius?
a couple of peons for the mob and...	Oh that's just BEAUTIFUL! All the scumbags in the quiet city of Boston start dropping dead and you think it's unrelated?! Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police doing my thinking for me, I will have a fucking tag on my toe! Now, get me a squad car and get me over there. I want the crime scene photos and any witness statements. NOW!
who were the victims?	A couple of peons for the mob and...
they weren't related. the guy used a 38. no pennies. totally amateur.	Who were the victims?
witness?	No way they could have seen it.
after talking to the dancer we know that their mark was the guy in the middle booth. after she watches them whack him, she passes out.  why the two extra victims?	Witness?
uh.  shit, i, uh...	It tells us that he was the last to die. All these men  Were carrying. They came in, dropped all in seconds and then took their time with fag man. Didn't they, Duffy?!  They sure as fuck did!
while greenly's getting coffee, anybody else want anything?	Shit! Shit!
how many bodies, greenly?	Eight.
respect is earned, greenly, never given. guys like you should have to follow me around squabbling for the scraps from my table.	How many bodies, Greenly?
why do you always disrespect me like that?	Respect is earned, Greenly, never given. Guys like you should have to follow me around squabbling for the scraps from my table.
he's struck again, hasn't he, greenly?	Why do you always disrespect me like that?
chief, what the fuck is this?	Sweet-n-low!
twist of lemon!	Chief, what the fuck is this?
who the...	Twist of lemon!
brilliant. so now we got a huge guy theory and serial crusher theory. top fucking notch.  what's your name?	Detective Greenly. Who the fuck are you?
that's one big fuckin' shoe!... and think about it. of all the ways to kill a guy, crushin' him to death. that's very particular. you don't get many of those. i dunno. i feel something big here. i wouldn't be surprised if we see more of these turning up.	Brilliant. So now we got a Huge guy theory and Serial crusher theory. Top fucking notch.  What's your name?
promise me boys.	We promise.
but he's been havin' himself a nip or two as well... been up the waitress' skirt all night, poor girl.	Well you tell him ta take it easy with that. He's gotta learn ta respect women the way Connor does.
it's only 11:00 here boys so i got lot's more drinkin' ta do with your worthless relatives down at the anvil.	Just called ta torture us did ya?
oh, she's quite proud of herself.	Okay, seriously, both you listen ta me now.
oh my god!	I...
what the...?	I got it ta my head now. I got it ta my head now.
we'll keep going, roc.	You'll make it outta here. You can't ever stop, not ever.
hey! we gotta talk about this early morning church shit.	We have to go now.  We're on the lamb.
you bet your ass he will.	Well, I'd say that makes him a lia- fuckin-bility.
what the fuck do you mean?	I mean he ain't here.
shit!... shit! he ain't here.	What the fuck do you mean?
well he sure as fuck knew you!	Fuck you both! Ya ask me, he was aiming at you!
worst day of my life, man.	Well, I'm sold.
you look like mush mouth from fat albert.	Fine! Fuck it! When we're done she can I.D. me. I don't care. Just tryin' to be professional, but no...
well, truth be known, those first ones just kinda fell into our laps.	Well, what'ya do?
so?	So let's kill the motherfucker. I mean, what are you guys... like that's your new thing right?
vincenzo, that fat motherfucker, yakavetta's right hand. he's the one who set me up. then he went around shooting his mouth off, telling everyone i was as good as dead. he goes in there every wednesday night around 10:00, he jerks off in the same booth to the same titty dancer. never misses.	So?
liberating isn't it?	Y'know it is, a bit.
those rat fucks! all of them were all laughing at me man!	You sure you killed them?
this is some crazy shit, man!	Those cocksuckers sold me out!
hurry the fuck up!	This is some crazy shit, man!
no. you sure you're okay?	I'm fuckin' fine.  Catch you on the flip side.
yeah. anybody call for me?	No. You sure you're okay?
roc. you okay?	Yeah. Anybody call for me?
hey, murph.	Roc. You okay?
hello?	Hey, Murph.
no. you sure you're okay?	I'm fuckin' fine.  Catch you on the flip side.
yeah. anybody call for me?	No. You sure you're okay?
roc. you okay?	Yeah. Anybody call for me?
hey murph.	Roc. You okay?
hello?	Hey Murph.
fuck it! what kind of flowers ya want at your funeral? ya dumb wop. this is the last time i'll see you. bye-bye ya stupid son of a bitch.	I'll be back at 9:00.
use your brain for once. is it so unbelievable they don't care about you? you are fuckin' dead, you go in there today. dead!	Oh yeah. You two fuckin' Micks know what's going on, huh?  Fuck you!
fuck you!	Use your brain for once. Is it so unbelievable they don't care about you? You are fuckin' dead, you go in there today. Dead!
oh, jesus. you're such a fuckin' retard!	Fuck you!
hey. you don't know that shit for sure.	Oh, Jesus. You're such a fuckin' retard!
what are you serious?	Yeah, fuck it. If you think about it, it's all you can do really. You can't tell him it was us. Go in braggin' and shit.
who says that? you could take credit on it.	What are you serious?
you fuckin' guys. you ruined me. i'm fuckin' done. permanent package boy.	Who says that? You could take credit on it.
well fuck, you guys could do this every day.	We're like 7-Eleven. We ain't always doing business, but we're always open.
so you're not just talkin' mob guys. you're talkin' anyone, right? even like pimps and drug dealers and all that shit?	Well fuck, you guys could do this every day.
hallelujah, jaffar.	So you're not just talkin' mob guys. You're talkin' anyone, right? Even like pimps and drug dealers and all that shit?
this is some heavy shit. this is like lone ranger-heavy man. fuck it! there's so much shit that pisses me off. you guys should recruit 'cause i am sick and fuckin' tired of walkin' down the street waitin' for one of these assholes to get me, y'know?	Hallelujah, Jaffar.
right now.	Don't kill me. Oh shit, please no. I'm Rocco. I'm the funny man!... the funny man... the funny.
forgive me father.	Thank you, Father, thank you.  Whatever. Goodbye, amen.
yes! yes! i was thinking that, too. no. i was feeling it. all i needed was to hear you say it! amen! i'll help them.	Forgive me father.
the laws of god are higher than the laws of man.	Yes! Yes! I was thinking that, too. No. I was feeling it. All I needed was to hear you say it! Amen! I'll help them.
do you think they would harm an innocent man, for any reason?	No. They would never do that.
yes.	Do you think they would harm an innocent man, for any reason?
you know them personally?	Yes.
i believe these young men are right.	You know them personally?
then you must find out what your beliefs are.	I believe these young men are right.
i want to stand for what i believe in, father.	Then you must find out what your beliefs are.
those who do not act are in a constant state of ethical indecision.	I want to stand for what I believe in, father.
you're right.	Those who do not act are in a constant state of ethical indecision.
it is easy to be sarcastic about religion. it is harder to take small hints from god, your feelings and listen to them... to take a stand.	You're right.
i guess not.	It is easy to be sarcastic about religion. It is harder to take small hints from God, your feelings and listen to them... to take a stand.
you have entered the house of the lord of your own free will speaking of beliefs and feelings. is it so much to believe that god has brought you here?	I guess not.
has he now?	You have entered the house of the Lord of your own free will speaking of beliefs and feelings. Is it so much to believe that God has brought you here?
you feel? a soul is what gives you feelings. happiness, guilt, right or wrong. it is a conduit through which the lord speaks to us. you felt that your answers would be here in the house of god today. you feel these men are necessary. the lord has spoken to you twice this day.	Has he now?
yes.	You feel? A soul is what gives you feelings. Happiness, guilt, right or wrong. It is a conduit through which the Lord speaks to us. You felt that your answers would be here in the house of God today. You feel these men are necessary. The Lord has spoken to you twice this day.
you feel?	Yes.
yes.	You feel?
you believe?	Yes.
but in this day and age i believe what they do is... necessary. i feel it is... correct.	You believe?
god's permission? god doesn't...	But in this day and age I believe what they do is... necessary. I feel it is... correct.
it's ethics. i put evil men behind bars, but the law has miles of red tape and loopholes for these... cocksuckers to slip through. i've found out there are these two young men who fix the situation with an iron fist. as if they have god's permission. but what they do is wrong and i should arrest them... technically.	God's permission? God doesn't...
what is it my son?	It's ethics. I put evil men behind bars, but the law has miles of red tape and loopholes for these... cocksuckers to slip through. I've found out there are these two young men who fix the situation with an iron fist. As if they have God's permission. But what they do is wrong and I should arrest them... technically.
why have i come to a church? i never have before. i guess i just... felt i should.	What is it my son?
why have you come to a church for council if you're not religious?	Why have I come to a church? I never have before. I guess I just... felt I should.
hello? you there?	Y-Yes my son.
i wouldn't have, uh, killed you, father.  dominus ominus. remember, you're bound. you can't talk about this... to anyone.	Just go!
just be natural, goddamit.	How long since your last confession, my son?
what do you want me to say?	Just be natural, goddamit.
do your thing father. don't fuck this up.	What do you want me to say?
father, i'll do you right here.	God have mercy on my soul.
that's who i'm doing this for, now open the fuckin' thing.	Father, I'll do you right here.
have you no fear of god?	That's who I'm doing this for, now open the fuckin' thing.
open it!	Have you no fear of God?
don't do this my son.	Open it!
shut up! shut the fuck up!	Don't do this my son.
i'm sorry, i'm sorry. i didn't see.	Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
i'm sorry you're gonna hafta see this. don't look at me!	I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't see.
yes.	I'm sorry you're gonna hafta see this. Don't look at me!
you gonna do what i say, got it?	Yes.
continue the joke.	He says, "What's your third wish?" And the guys says, "I-I want you to beat me half to death."
he's a nigger.	Yeah. And uh, he's pissed off. He says, "Why you crackers always gotta find my mother fuckin' pot? And he tells him he's gonna grant all his three wishes but he's gonna give all the black guys...
uh. okay... um... you hear the one about the, no fuck that one... uh... oh! oh! well... shit. okay, there's a white guy. he's walkin' along the beach and he finds a, a pot, y'know and ah, he rubs it and this genie pops out. but this genie, he's a ni... he's a black guy.	He's a nigger.
the funny man. well, i got a new job for you, just for now. roc, i'm having a real shitty day. i'm depressed. tell me a funny story or a joke.	Uh. Okay... um... you hear the one about the, no fuck that one... uh... oh! oh! Well... shit. Okay, there's a white guy. He's walkin' along the beach and he finds a, a pot, y'know and ah, he rubs it and this genie pops out. But this genie, he's a ni... he's a black guy.
the... the funny man.	The funny man. Well, I got a new job for you, just for now. Roc, I'm having a real shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny story or a joke.
i always see you talking to the boys and making them laugh. they always come around telling me what a crack up you are. what is it they call you?	The... The funny man.
yeah boss?	I always see you talking to the boys and making them laugh. They always come around telling me what a crack up you are. What is it they call you?
hey, rocco, wait. come back here.	Yeah boss?
yeah. thanks, rocco. see ya.	Hey, Rocco, wait. Come back here.
poppa joe, you want me to go now?	Yeah. Thanks, Rocco. See ya.
tell me a joke funny man. hee hee.	I caught your show down at the velvet room at the Holiday Inn, loved it when you busted into Viva Las Vegas.
fuck you vincenzo.	Tell me a joke funny man. Hee Hee.
i'm rocco. i'm the funny man. heee hee. i'm so fuckin' funny. hee hee.	Fuck you Vincenzo.
gimme the fuckin' thing. now sit the fuck down!	I'm Rocco. I'm the funny man. Heee Hee. I'm so fuckin' funny. Hee Hee.
joey bevo said it was important. said i had to give it to him myself.	Gimme the fuckin' thing. Now sit the fuck down!
well, it's the funny man. give it here, package boy.	Joey Bevo said it was important. Said I had to give it to him myself.
scale the --	Shield me from the bullets. They won't shoot civilians. Ready?
scale the barricade and tunnel through no man's land. and bob. remember:	Scale the --
dignan, i --	Scale the barricade and tunnel through no man's land. And Bob. Remember:
have the car running at the north- west checkpoint. bob and i'll --	Dignan, I --
what?	Have the car running at the north- west checkpoint. Bob and I'll --
when we go through the next gate you'll have 30 seconds to take out the tower guard.	What?
dignan, i --	When we go through the next gate you'll have 30 seconds to take out the tower guard.
shhh. wait for my instructions.	Dignan, I --
how?	Shhh. Wait for my instructions.
no. i'm not.	How?
you're kidding.	No. I'm not.
i think i may have found a way out of here.	You're kidding.
what's he in for?	He stole a tractor.
so how is it in there?	What can I say? It's jail. You don't sleep when you want to. You don't eat when you want to.
we're not sure yet. it's going to need some repairs.	So how is it in there?
does it float?	We're not sure yet. It's going to need some repairs.
behind bob's house.	Does it float?
where?	Behind Bob's house.
how big is it?	Oh, I'd say about --
it belongs to bob's uncle.	How big is it?
you're living on a sailboat?	It belongs to Bob's uncle.
nothing.	You're living on a sailboat?
what do you mean?	Nothing.
mr. henry never gave you a test, did he?	What do you mean?
why?	We're not sure.
we haven't heard from applejack since he got out of the hospital. his case got dismissed.	Why?
you think applejack knew?	We haven't heard from Applejack since he got out of the hospital. His case got dismissed.
pretty much everything.	The grandfather clock?
what'd he get?	Pretty much everything.
i'm not kidding.	What'd he get?
you got to be kidding me.	I'm not kidding.
yeah.	You got to be kidding me.
he did?	Yeah.
i don't think so. i mean. actually, he robbed bob's house.	He did?
so is mr. henry going to come by and see me or anything?	I don't think so. I mean. Actually, he robbed Bob's house.
like amnesia.	Can't remember shit. CRS.
dignan, it's too late.	I don't think so.
yes, there is. let's get organized.	Dignan, it's too late.
there's not enough time.	Yes, there is. Let's get organized.
i'll get him.	There's not enough time.
what are you talking about?	I'll get him.
i'll see you there.	What are you talking about?
what?	I'll see you there.
i'll see you there.	What?
come on.	I'll see you there.
you're kidding.	Applejack's stuck in the elevator?
wait for kumar.	Come on, Kumar.
what are you doing?	Let's go. Come on.
i don't know.	Jesus Christ, Anthony. Did you lose him?
where's kumar?	I don't know.
it's the fire alarm. somebody pulled the fire alarm.	Where's Kumar?
who tripped the alarm?	It's the fire alarm. Somebody pulled the fire alarm.
help me move him.	Careful. Check his pulse.
nobody move!	Get against the wall!
freeze!	Nobody move!
it's going back down.	Applejack! What's happening?
who did that? what the fuck is that?	It's going back down.
what's happening? what's going on?	It was Bob. His walkie talkie's busted.
i don't know.	Check the fucking elevator. It's moving.
i've got a great view up here. i can see all the --	Stand by, Bird Dog.
good. it's supposed to be.	I've got a great view up here. I can see all the --
not at all. the place is totally deserted.	Good. It's supposed to be.
any activity?	Not at all. The place is totally deserted.
i'm in position, scarecrow.	Any activity?
take your second position.	OK. Roger.
uh-huh?	Take your second position.
we all set?	Hang on a second.
roger.	We all set?
you're all clear.	Roger.
go ahead, bird dog.	You're all clear.
bird dog to scarecrow. bird dog to scarecrow.	Go ahead, Bird Dog.
yes. i do.	So do I.
yeah. as a girl.	Yes. I do.
as a person?	Yeah. As a girl.
do you like inez?	As a person?
he was all right.	Do you like Inez?
he was a nice guy.	He was all right.
i don't think i ever said this to you. but it meant a lot to me the way you were after that swifty stuff happened.	He was a nice guy.
look, you're going to do fine. it's ok to be scared.	I don't think I ever said this to you. But it meant a lot to me the way you were after that Swifty stuff happened.
i don't want to be too much of a liability.	Look, you're going to do fine. It's OK to be scared.
i don't think you will.	I don't want to be too much of a liability.
i'll try not to hold you back tomorrow.	I don't think you will.
or i might end up with a broken nose.	Did that hurt?
hopefully this trip'll go a little smoother than the last one.	Or I might end up with a broken nose.
next week we'll be drinking pia coladas.	Hopefully this trip'll go a little smoother than the last one.
yeah. it's pretty good.	It's like we've finally arrived.
god. isn't this great? working on the job. got a wheel man. got a safecracker. good friends with mr. henry.	Yeah. It's pretty good.
i did.	God. Isn't this great? Working on the job. Got a wheel man. Got a safecracker. Good friends with Mr. Henry.
ok. mark that down.	I did.
eleven fifteen.	OK. Mark that down.
ok. man in blue jeans just left by southwest door. he is entering a white van. what time is it?	Eleven fifteen.
i don't know, dignan. you went crazy.	I'm sorry, Bob.
what the fuck are we doing out here?	I don't know, Dignan. You went crazy.
shit, dignan.	What the fuck are we doing out here?
no fighting. it wasn't bob's fault.	Easy, Dignan. It's OK.
get out of the way.	No, Dignan. This isn't --
he doesn't want to fight.	Get out of the way.
dignan. take it easy.	Bob!
what do you think?	He seems pretty good.
you could give somebody a concussion.	Let me feel that.
what time did he say to be here?	Right now.
what exactly is this place? freezers?	Right. Freezers. Imported foods.
who's mr. henry?	You'll meet him this afternoon. He's helping us set it up.
mr. henry has an inside source. we call him steve. that's where we get our information.	Who's Mr. Henry?
what's hinckley cold storage?	Mr. Henry has an inside source. We call him Steve. That's where we get our information.
it's big, anthony. real big. it's called hinckley cold storage.	What's Hinckley Cold Storage?
what is it?	It's big, Anthony. Real big. It's called Hinckley Cold Storage.
i want you to look at this.	What is it?
applejack would of got him anyway. this was just the quicker way.	You really hit a guy with a bottle?
that's applejack. you want to meet him?	Sure.
who's in the car?	That's Applejack. You want to meet him?
when'd you get back?	Ah. Couple days ago.
shut up!	What are you going to do, get married? Have a bunch of little idiot janitor brats! And go around scrubbing the --
you're in love with the fucking housekeeper!	Shut up!
i know that. but --	You're in love with the fucking housekeeper!
that's what she is!	I know that. But --
her name's inez. stop calling her the housekeeper.	That's what she is!
a $500 tip! for the housekeeper!	Her name's Inez. Stop calling her the housekeeper.
she needed it.	A $500 tip! For the housekeeper!
you gave $383 to the goddamn housekeeper! what the fuck is your problem?	She needed it.
how much?	$383.
i had to give some to inez.	How much?
where's the rest?	I had to give some to Inez.
i know.	Where's the rest?
sixteen dollars.	I know.
we've got sixteen dollars.	That's not correct.
you're so spoiled. what is "not good" to you? only a few hundred --	We've got sixteen dollars.
our money situation is not good.	You're so spoiled. What is "not good" to you? Only a few hundred --
you can't just run home every time things get tough. first of all, we've got enough dough to --	Our money situation is not good.
i'm not. but there's --	You can't just run home every time things get tough. First of all, we've got enough dough to --
don't panic, anthony.	I'm not. But there's --
i think we better go home.	Don't panic, Anthony.
bob taught you how to get electrocuted.	No, I'm serious. He made me a diagram.
yes, i do. bob taught me.	Bob taught you how to get electrocuted.
you don't know how to hotwire.	Yes, I do. Bob taught me.
i don't think we need any keys, dignan. i think i can hotwire a car for us.	You don't know how to hotwire.
no one to back me up. now i have a good idea. so unless you come up with something better --	Dignan. I can't do that. All right? I just can't.
shh.	No one to back me up. Now I have a good idea. So unless you come up with something better --
look. i'm ready to get the fuck out of here. it's real torture for me to be here. getting the shit kicked out of me by mexicans.	Shh.
i don't know, dignan. i just --	Look. I'm ready to get the fuck out of here. It's real torture for me to be here. Getting the shit kicked out of me by Mexicans.
she doesn't need to know.	I don't know, Dignan. I just --
what i'm saying is she wouldn't go for that.	She doesn't need to know.
i know we can. it's real simple. we go into a room, grab some car keys and --	What I'm saying is she wouldn't go for that.
i don't think we can do that.	I know we can. It's real simple. We go into a room, grab some car keys and --
inez has a master key to all these rooms, doesn't she?  doesn't she?	I don't think we can do that.
what?	Inez has a master key to all these rooms, doesn't she?  Doesn't she?
i have an idea for that.	What?
we need a car.	I have an idea for that.
i don't really feel like talking about it. the only thing i feel like is getting the fuck out of this place.	We need a car.
man. i'm sorry. we just went for a walk --	I don't really feel like talking about it. The only thing I feel like is getting the fuck out of this place.
would of been nice.	Man. I'm sorry. We just went for a walk --
i wish i'd been there.	Would of been nice.
can you hand me those french fries.	I wish I'd been there.
i can't believe he just jumped you.	Can you hand me those french fries.
why don't you come with us.	OK.
no. i'm going to swim. i'll see you later.	Why don't you come with us.
we're going over to this bar if you feel like going.	No. I'm going to swim. I'll see you later.
i didn't realize you had such an incredible ability to feel sorry for yourself, dignan.	Well, the world is a little bit colder today.
if you'd gone with bob you'd probably be in weatherford by now. of course i'd be here frantically worrying thinking you must of got kidnapped.	I didn't realize you had such an incredible ability to feel sorry for yourself, Dignan.
if you say so.	If you'd gone with Bob you'd probably be in Weatherford by now. Of course I'd be here frantically worrying thinking you must of got kidnapped.
i understand that if i had a few more friends like you and bob i'd be dead.	If you say so.
bob went to help his brother. i understand that and i can't help it if you don't.	I understand that if I had a few more friends like you and Bob I'd be dead.
so when you were saying bob's at the store and acting real surprised, that was just an act. you were just --	Bob went to help his brother. I understand that and I can't help it if you don't.
well, i didn't do it, did i?	So when you were saying Bob's at the store and acting real surprised, that was just an act. You were just --
if you wanted to go? what were you going to do? just leave me here by myself?	Well, I didn't do it, did I?
he told me because he wanted to know if i wanted to go.	If you wanted to go? What were you going to do? Just leave me here by myself?
he told you and you let him do it.	He told me because he wanted to know if I wanted to go.
you were asleep.	He told you and you let him do it.
where was i?	You were asleep.
this morning.	Where was I?
when'd he tell you?	This morning.
we said 48 hours.	That's a long time to be in jail.
he went back for his brother.	We said 48 hours.
he took his stuff. he's gone.  i should of seen this. i should of expected it. bob doesn't have any character.	He went back for his brother.
maybe he just went to the store.	He took his stuff. He's gone.  I should of seen this. I should of expected it. Bob doesn't have any character.
that coward. son of a bitch.	Maybe he just went to the store.
right here.	That coward. Son of a bitch.
where was it parked?	Right here.
he's gone. he stole the car.	Where was it parked?
but if it wasn't for dignan i probably would of died.	Yes... It's true.
they blamed my family for everything. they always said mr. langston saved anthony's life.	But if it wasn't for Dignan I probably would of died.
after that my parents never let me go to dignan's again.	They blamed my family for everything. They always said Mr. Langston saved Anthony's life.
mr. langston performed cardiopulmonary recitation. cpr. i've never said this before, but frankly i thought anthony was dead. the veins in his face were all sticking out. his skin was blue. he truly did look dead.	After that my parents never let me go to Dignan's again.
this was in fourth grade.	Mr. Langston performed cardiopulmonary recitation. CPR. I've never said this before, but frankly I thought Anthony was dead. The veins in his face were all sticking out. His skin was blue. He truly did look dead.
see, one day we were playing hot box over at my next door neighbor mr. langston's house and anthony fell in the pool and got knocked unconscious. i had to dive in and save him.	This was in fourth grade.
see, now we've got a plan.	Don't worry about it, Bob.
obviously. that's a given.	Bob?
as long as he gets out ok.	Obviously. That's a given.
now that makes sense. we'll hang out for a couple of days. get a little r&r. make sure future man's ok and then get back on the road.	As long as he gets out OK.
he needs to hire an attorney.	No, no. Look. OK. Let's stay here until we find out what's going on.
she's from cuba.	No kidding.
on the left.	She's from Cuba.
which one was that?	On the left.
no. not really. inez speaks a little.	Which one was that?
they don't?	No. Not really. Inez speaks a little.
no. i didn't. dignan, they don't speak english.	They don't?
anthony, we're on the run from the law here. did you tell these people your real name?	No. I didn't. Dignan, they don't speak English.
what. what's the matter?	Anthony, we're on the run from the law here. Did you tell these people your real name?
what the fuck is going on here?	What. What's the matter?
sure.	What the fuck is going on here?
may i have a word with you, please?	Sure.
jerry.  and this is my associate cornelius.	May I have a word with you, please?
inez, this is --	Jerry.  And this is my associate Cornelius.
hi.	Inez, this is --
this is inez. carmen. anita.	Hi.
i thought you guys went to get your hair cut.	No. We didn't.
no, dignan. i'm sorry. i can't do that.	Even if it's the difference between some trooper recognizing us and throwing us in prison or not?
then you're going to have to dye it, anthony. we've got to hide our identities. especially after bob crashed the car.	No, Dignan. I'm sorry. I can't do that.
dignan, i can't get my hair cut. that's just not possible, all right?	Then you're going to have to dye it, Anthony. We've got to hide our identities. Especially after Bob crashed the car.
yeah, but you wouldn't have the truck if you blew it up.	True.
actually. if you knew the exact route, you could plant explosives under a manhole cover and blow it up as it went over.	Yeah, but you wouldn't have the truck if you blew it up.
it's not a plan. it's just --	Actually. If you knew the exact route, you could plant explosives under a manhole cover and blow it up as it went over.
right. get back to me on that one. once your plan is worth a shit.	It's not a plan. It's just --
i know. but once you get inside you're home free.	Right. Get back to me on that one. Once your plan is worth a shit.
armored trucks are very difficult to steal, anthony.	I know. But once you get inside you're home free.
it's a great shirt. don't worry about it.	Armored trucks are very difficult to steal, Anthony.
no, i'm not saying her. i'm just saying, i don't know.	It's a great shirt. Don't worry about it.
look, man. she didn't know anything about shirts.	No, I'm not saying her. I'm just saying, I don't know.
you owe me fifty bucks.	Bob?
on your marks...  get set go.	You owe me fifty bucks.
ok. go ahead.	On your marks...  Get set go.
i'll say it.	OK. Go ahead.
i'll just say it.	I'll say it.
don't call me spoiled, dignan.	You were spoiled rotten.
that's real cool, anthony. yeah, i wore boots. my parents wouldn't buy me any $200 running shoes like yours. i wasn't spoiled.	Don't call me spoiled, Dignan.
you've never had a pair of fast shoes in your life, dignan.  in fifth grade dignan used to wear cowboy boots for p.e.	That's real cool, Anthony. Yeah, I wore boots. My parents wouldn't buy me any $200 running shoes like yours. I wasn't spoiled.
really. ok, dad. but seriously, anthony. these are fast shoes.	You've never had a pair of fast shoes in your life, Dignan.  In fifth grade Dignan used to wear cowboy boots for P.E.
they obviously weren't designed for racing.	Well, those treads stink. You'd blow a knee out racing on those.
what about them?	They obviously weren't designed for racing.
look at the treads on those.	What about them?
yes, they are.	Look at the treads on those.
dignan, those aren't running shoes.	Yes, they are.
see if mine are in there.	Dignan, those aren't running shoes.
i keep it for emergencies.	Anthony, we're on the run. This is an emergency. It's only fair that...
well, then cut it in half.	I keep it for emergencies.
i don't want to use it.	Well, then cut it in half.
she's not going to notice, anthony.	I don't want to use it.
because my mom gets the bill.	She's not going to notice, Anthony.
why not?	Because my mom gets the bill.
i don't like to use that credit card, dignan.	Why not?
can i get that credit card from you?	I don't like to use that credit card, Dignan.
i didn't realize you were so sensitive to bob's feelings. considering i did the plans, you're actually lucky you got --	Don't even say it, man.
he was the driver, dignan. he did what he's supposed to do.	I didn't realize you were so sensitive to Bob's feelings. Considering I did the plans, you're actually lucky you got --
anthony, he sat in the car and watched a 4-11 in progress. he got what he deserved.	He was the driver, Dignan. He did what he's supposed to do.
what do you think?	Anthony, he sat in the car and watched a 4-11 in progress. He got what he deserved.
what's wrong with him?	What do you think?
like he would find dignan. one day.	Like I'm going to hunt you down and kill you.
yeah.	Like he would find Dignan. One day.
like he meant it.	Yeah.
i swear to god. in a very quiet voice.	Like he meant it.
what about what that guy said?	Oh, shit. That was scary. In the middle of the robbery. The manager looks at me. Right in the eye. And goes, I'm going to remember you.
holy shit.	We got it. We got it.
is that the manager?	Unlock that door.  Check the aisles.
there's another stocker, right?	We know there's another stocker.
where's the other stocker?	There's another stocker, right?
where's the manager?	Where's the other stocker?
calm down. take a deep breath.	You're right. You're right.
dignan! stop!	Calm down. Take a deep breath.
you're out! i'm not working with either one of you!	Dignan! Stop!
dignan, calm down.	You're out! I'm not working with either one of you!
anthony, give me the fucking gun!	No, Dignan. It's not your gun. It's all of ours.
now. one thing we need to discuss is timing. timing is absolutely crucial. what are you doing? anthony!	Nothing. Go ahead.
you think we're going to be chased?	That's a good question. No. I don't. I'm just being hypocritical here. However, I will say --
ok. escape route. the most important thing you can have is an escape route. just in case somebody's tailing us. or even chasing us, as the case may be --	You think we're going to be chased?
loop around real fast.	Just turn right here.
is it back in?	Yeah.
but he didn't say anything.	Hang on a second.
eight dollars.	That's not bad.
holy shit. what'd i tell you?	Eight dollars.
five, seven, eight dollars.	Holy shit. What'd I tell you?
yeah, i heard that.	Five, seven, eight dollars.
it had an alarm.	Yeah, I heard that.
no, just do it real quick.  i'll meet you down there.	It had an alarm.
that sets it off.	No, just do it real quick.  I'll meet you down there.
i don't think so. just reach on in.	That sets it off.
dignan, it's got an alarm.	I don't think so. Just reach on in.
i'm lookout.	Dignan, it's got an alarm.
yeah, i saw it.	I'm lookout.
did you see that?	Yeah, I saw it.
that's not what i meant, dignan.	Did you see that?
you're making fun of my family. you know there's nothing to steal from my mom and craig. you know exactly what you're saying.	That's not what I meant, Dignan.
how was i ridiculing you?	You're making fun of my family. You know there's nothing to steal from my mom and Craig. You know exactly what you're saying.
i don't appreciate you ridiculing me.	How was I ridiculing you?
where are you going?	I don't appreciate you ridiculing me.
yeah, but i can't be sorting through that shit in the middle of a burglary. there's just not time for it.	Then you shouldn't of gone in there, Dignan. Maybe we should of robbed your house. Did you ever think of that?
that doesn't make any difference. i bought those earrings for my mother on her birthday. they have a very special value for her.	Yeah, but I can't be sorting through that shit in the middle of a burglary. There's just not time for it.
every valuable item in the house was on that list.	That doesn't make any difference. I bought those earrings for my mother on her birthday. They have a very special value for her.
the list, dignan. i know you remember the list because you signed it. "things dignan was not supposed to touch."	Every valuable item in the house was on that list.
but dignan, do you really know that much about rare coins?	I know about money, Anthony. I know the value of money. Plus the earrings are worth three times that.
anthony, we'll get two hundred for the coin collection alone. that's less than what it's appraised at.	But Dignan, do you really know that much about rare coins?
it's got a v-8, dignan.	What do you think the cops have?
she's really kind of hot.	She's an attractive older woman.
now that window can never be locked. it's impossible.	See, your mind is very good with the more mechanical details. Whereas my strength would be --
who knows? that's why i filed it down.	Now that window can never be locked. It's impossible.
would they do that?	Who knows? That's why I filed it down.
that's true. but what if they change the locks?	Would they do that?
kind of. except we've already got the keys.	That's true. But what if they change the locks?
did you see what i meant about the window?	Kind of. Except we've already got the keys.
no. this is he.	Did you see what I meant about the window?
this is he?	No. This is he.
he says. this is he.	This is he?
what does starsky say?	He says. This is he.
the point is the killer always goes, may i speak to starsky? he says his name.	What does Starsky say?
see, that's what i'm saying. it has the logic of a dream.	The point is the killer always goes, May I speak to Starsky? He says his name.
as part of his plan. i don't know why.	See, that's what I'm saying. It has the logic of a dream.
why?	As part of his plan. I don't know why.
no. it's a real episode. the killer is leading him across the city by calling different pay phones.	Why?
i think you might of dreamed this one, anthony.	No. It's a real episode. The killer is leading him across the city by calling different pay phones.
he's not there. huggie bear isn't in every single episode.	I think you might of dreamed this one, Anthony.
plus where's huggie bear?	He's not there. Huggie Bear isn't in every single episode.
dignan, it's --	Plus where's Huggie Bear?
ok. that's wrong.	Dignan, it's --
right. the blond guy.	OK. That's wrong.
making hutch david soul?	Right. The blond guy.
black hair. paul michael glaser.	Making Hutch David Soul?
what color hair does he have?	Black hair. Paul Michael Glaser.
why'd you want to help us?	Because I was like you once. And there was no one there to help me.
absolutely.	Why'd you want to help us?
can i ask you something, mr. henry?	Absolutely.
we're renegades from despair.	Can I ask you something, Mr. Henry?
it's an esoteric journey.	We're renegades from despair.
yeah.	It's an esoteric journey.
but you're thieves. it's what you are.	Yeah.
this is good.	I want to ask a favor, boys. One day, when I'm long gone and all but forgotten, make one last toast to Abe Henry. And remember me as a friend.
are you afraid to die, mr. henry?	Anthony, I'm petrified.
bob. bob. that's a palindrome.  i love palindromes.	Are you afraid to die, Mr. Henry?
no. bob did.	Bob. Bob. That's a palindrome.  I love palindromes.
the fear of death, the pain of consciousness.  did you mix this martini?	No. Bob did.
death.	The fear of death, The pain of consciousness.  Did you mix this martini?
exactly. woah.	Death.
yeah. i mean, i don't think about it all the time. but once in awhile i kind of go, woah. man.	Exactly. Woah.
are you afraid?	Yeah. I mean, I don't think about it all the time. But once in awhile I kind of go, Woah. Man.
i don't want to die.	Are you afraid?
no, that door over there.	I don't want to die.
me?	No, that door over there.
i'll tell you, anthony. times like this i get philosophical. what does it mean? what's it all about? are you afraid to die?	Me?
well, he agreed 100% that bob should be dropped. and he also agreed you were a liability. but he felt his talent would make up for your weaknesses.	That sounds like Dignan.
how'd he do?	Well, he agreed 100% that Bob should be dropped. And he also agreed you were a liability. But he felt his talent would make up for your weaknesses.
yes, he did.	How'd he do?
did dignan take the test?	Yes, he did.
it feels good.	Did Dignan take the test?
how does that feel?	It feels good.
take a deep breath.	How does that feel?
that was a test?	Take a deep breath.
the abe henry double-cross test. you just made a perfect score.	That was a test?
what do you mean?	The Abe Henry double-cross test. You just made a perfect score.
congratulations. you passed the test.	What do you mean?
and you're wrong if you think, i'd turn my back on a friend.	Hold it.
i don't think you're giving him enough credit. i know sometimes he doesn't think an idea through. he gets too excited. but --	As far as I can tell he hasn't thought his life through. He'd be fine cutting my grass or parking my car. But business?  You I can work with. You I could groom. Dignan's not going to make it.
sure, sure. he's a great person, and i'd call bullshit on anybody who said differently. but i wonder if the kid has the goods  up here.	I don't think you're giving him enough credit. I know sometimes he doesn't think an idea through. He gets too excited. But --
what do you mean what kind of person? he's a good person.	Sure, sure. He's a great person, and I'd call bullshit on anybody who said differently. But I wonder if the kid has the goods  up here.
i guess what i'm trying to say is what the hell kind of person is this dignan?	What do you mean what kind of person? He's a good person.
i'm not really sure. i think it's irish. or maybe --	I guess what I'm trying to say is what the hell kind of person is this Dignan?
tell me something. what the hell kind of name is dignan?	I'm not really sure. I think it's Irish. Or maybe --
so do i.	Tell me something. What the hell kind of name is Dignan?
look at that woman. she's what? fifty? fifty-five? but she hasn't let herself go. i appreciate an older woman who has a commitment to her body.	So do I.
you mean a safecracker?	Yeah. And I'll tell you who we're going to want: Kumar Banijamali.
i'd like to live in that place. hinckley cold storage.	Yeah. Convert it into lofts. OK. Pop quiz. What's the single most important aspect of your job?
you mean like techniques?	Technique. That's right. Seventy- five percent of your job is crowd control. Seventy-five percent. Do you believe that?
every once in a while some cat comes to me. he wants to know how i made it. how did i become a success?  the first thing i tell them is: follow your instincts. let your instincts guide you. the second thing i tell them is, for christ's sake: you got to know your grammar.	Grammar.
you know, your form is for shit, but you've got a hell of a talent.	Thanks.
it's called a racquet, anthony, and you're holding it wrong. that's ghetto play. hold it like this.	You know, your form is for shit, but you've got a hell of a talent.
it's hard to get much spin with this kind of paddle.	It's called a racquet, Anthony, and you're holding it wrong. That's ghetto play. Hold it like this.
thanks.	It's hard to get much spin with this kind of paddle.
that's a sharp jacket.	Thanks.
nice to meet you.	That's a sharp jacket.
this is my business manager, rowboat.	Nice to meet you.
it's in the driveway.	Temporarily.
we think mr. henry maybe --	His health isn't very good, you know. They take that into account.
yeah.	Who's got the car keys?
jesus, bob.	I didn't do anything.
let me see it.  did you drop it?	No.
my walkie talkie's busted. i can't tell what's going on.	Let me see it.  Did you drop it?
what are you doing?	My walkie talkie's busted. I can't tell what's going on.
no, i know. i'm just saying. i feel fine. you want a piece of cake?	Sure.
no, i'm having a heart attack. of course, i'm ok. what's that supposed to mean?	Nothing. I was just asking.
you ok, bob?	No, I'm having a heart attack. Of course, I'm OK. What's that supposed to mean?
give him a second.	Hopscotch. The code name is hopscotch.
yeah. let's keep it --	Cause you would of let my brother rot in jail.
let's not even talk about it.	It was stupid.
was future man adopted?	Jesus Christ! No.
no. i wasn't adopted.	Was Future Man adopted?
well, because you guys don't look alike.	No. I wasn't adopted.
why do you say that?	Well, because you guys don't look alike.
were you adopted, bob?	Why do you say that?
yeah, but he still has the aggravation. three days sitting in a cell.	Were you adopted, Bob?
i thought he didn't have to pay anything because of the technicality.	Yeah, but he still has the aggravation. Three days sitting in a cell.
why were you drawing the holy mary?	Prison tatoos. I got to be pretty good. It's not like drawing on paper.
yeah. one minute you're studying great expectations and the next minute you're drawing the holy mary for some kid who tried to stab his girlfriend.	Why were you drawing the Holy Mary?
sixty days?	Yeah. One minute you're studying Great Expectations and the next minute you're drawing the Holy Mary for some kid who tried to stab his girlfriend.
at first they were going to charge me with manslaughter. that's partly why i was in custody so long. sixty days.	Sixty days?
that's pretty complicated for a senior prank.	I don't like that word prank, Bob. I was trying to do something more than a prank.
it took six months of research. i did all the wiring myself. switched ac to dc. doubled the voltage. shorted out the generator. the whole school was shut down.	That's pretty complicated for a senior prank.
well, i didn't mean to electrocute him. but the whole operation was my idea.	It took six months of research. I did all the wiring myself. Switched AC to DC. Doubled the voltage. Shorted out the generator. The whole school was shut down.
i know it must of been a bad experience. but it doesn't sound like it was your fault.	Well, I didn't mean to electrocute him. But the whole operation was my idea.
no, i don't mind.	I know it must of been a bad experience. But it doesn't sound like it was your fault.
you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.	No, I don't mind.
yes. you just got to stick with it.	You don't have to talk about it if you don't want to.
you think i'm improving?	Yes. You just got to stick with it.
you've only been playing for two weeks, bob. it takes a long time to learn this game.	You think I'm improving?
cause i'm not getting any better. it's a waste of time.	You've only been playing for two weeks, Bob. It takes a long time to learn this game.
why not?	Cause I'm not getting any better. It's a waste of time.
i'm not playing any more golf.	Why not?
bob, where you going?	I'm not playing any more golf.
what?	Is that OK?
anthony, i --	And if Future Man doesn't get let out of jail in 48 hours, then we go back. All right?
how long are they going to hold him?	I don't know. I don't know anything. Except Phil says they got him. And he's in jail.
you think he got my license plates?	He looked too shaken-up.
will you guys shut up? god. it's like having two little kids in the car.	OK, Dad.
i don't know. i personally don't need that shit in my life right now.	Nobody does.
why don't you just tell them the truth. those belong to my neighbor phil.	I don't know. I personally don't need that shit in my life right now.
where you going?	Move.
i hope not.	Phil probably provoked him.  Where's he going?
oh, yeah. they'll never catch the guy.	I hope not.
there's a million places to hide around here.	Oh, yeah. They'll never catch the guy.
what the fuck is dignan doing with that cop? he loves them.	There's a million places to hide around here.
you'll probably have them the rest of your life.	What was that?
see you.	See you, Bob.
are you serious?	Yeah. He said that.
let them fight.	Let them fight.
i don't know. sure, i guess.	You could make your own cinnamon toast.
could you grow cinnamon?	I don't know. Sure, I guess.
hector woudn't do anything.	But he's got a loud bark. That's the most important thing is a loud bark.
it's private property. plus i have hector.	Hector woudn't do anything.
in your backyard? how do you protect them?	It's private property. Plus I have Hector.
what do herbs have to do with it? i don't understand the --	Pot is an herb. It's just like any type of gardening.
did you ever steal a car before?	Yeah. I've stolen two cars before. One Jaguar. And one Trans-Am. With T- Tops. That Trans-Am was fun to drive.
who?	Future Man. You know. Cause he looks like he's from the future.
future man.	Who?
like silk?	God. That does sound corny. Oh, your skin feels so soft and silky. But it really kind of does.
what?  what?	Like silk?
god, yes. like silk.	What?  What?
does my skin feel soft, anthony?	God, yes. Like silk.
cuba.	Oh, really? That's interesting. Do you prefer Cuba or the United States?
were you born in mexico?	Cuba.
no.	It could happen. This is the exact kind of place where it happens. But I don't want to scare you.
are you ever scared of finding a dead body in one of these rooms?	No.
right. yeah. yo soy dies y nueve. how old are you?	Are you ever scared of finding a dead body in one of these rooms?
dies y nueve.	Right. Yeah. Yo soy dies y nueve. How old are you?
how do you say nineteen?	Dies y nueve.
the front stairs.	Where were you?
where'd they come from?	The front stairs.
what do you mean?	Feel this.
i can knock a man out with a six inch punch.	What do you mean?
let's go, abdul-shabazz.	Abdul-Shabazz?
s. cooper trust, in san francisco?	Uh-uh.
uh-uh.	S. Cooper Trust, in San Francisco?
did you ever hear of the s. cooper trust robbery?	Uh-uh.
yeah.	I hear you're a good thief.
you're anthony?	Yeah.
nice to meet you, applejack.	You're Anthony?
what?	Bob! Get back in position!
you don't celebrate til it's over.	True.
well, this isn't really a party per se.	You don't celebrate til it's over.
i don't know why the fuck we're having a party. the damn job's not over yet.	Well, this isn't really a party per se.
mr. henry pulled that job in 1965. it's famous. applejack was the wheel man. did you use this same car, applejack?	Hell, no. This is a '72. I was driving a '63 Pontiac.
wait. did he see us?	We're going too slow. It looks like we're following him.
what's he doing here?	Looks like he's staying with Buckethead. That's what I figured. He's probably got his own room. Let's see where he's going.
yeah.	What's he doing here?
that's your friend anthony?	Yeah.
that's anthony.	That's your friend Anthony?
wait a second.	That's Anthony.
is that him?	Wait a second.
we might have to take that chance. cause i feel pretty strongly about this.	Is that Buckethead?
that sounds like a lot of bullshit that'll land us in jail.	We might have to take that chance. Cause I feel pretty strongly about this.
just settling an old score. you might say revenge.	That sounds like a lot of bullshit that'll land us in jail.
why the fuck do we need to blow up the car? it doesn't make any goddamn sense.	Just settling an old score. You might say revenge.
there's a lot of valuable shit in there, applejack. the silver and the china. the crystal. and the grandfather clock. goddammit, i bet that clock's worth ten grand.	Why the fuck do we need to blow up the car? It doesn't make any goddamn sense.
it seemed like a good idea at the time.	The one and only Little Richard.
little richard. trust me. you're insane. jesus, this guy used to carry a percussion bomb around in his trunk. you do not want a guy like that loose on the streets.	It seemed like a good idea at the time.
i don't know about that.	Little Richard. Trust me. You're insane. Jesus, this guy used to carry a percussion bomb around in his trunk. You do not want a guy like that loose on the streets.
dignan and anthony, this is little richard. he's crazy. totally nuts.	I don't know about that.
are you a fag?	You're the faggot.
wait a second --	Now!
here we go.	Wait a second --
hold on --	Here we go.
do they let you --	I don't really want to talk about it, Bob.
do you have your own cell?	No. I have a cellmate. His name's Carl.
we don't have rooms, bob. we have cells.	Do you have your own cell?
do you have your own room?	We don't have rooms, Bob. We have cells.
what's that?	That's just what the DA asked. CRS is a disease where you can't remember shit.
i said to the da, that cop who hit me must of given me crs disease.	What's that?
applejack drove.	Run. Run. Let's go.
where's applejack?	He's stuck between two floors.
the elevator broke.	Where's Applejack?
i didn't think there was an alarm.	Take him to the car, Bob.
jesus christ. what the fuck is that?	I didn't think there was an alarm.
i think so.	Jesus Christ. What the fuck is that?
is he breathing?	I think so.
he's having a heart attack or something.	Let's go!
what's wrong with applejack?	He's having a heart attack or something.
i couldn't hear anything.	Who's watching the door? What the fuck are you doing? Get back in position.
it looks pretty good. there's nobody back here.	Stand by. Bird Dog?
yeah. we're in the elevator. how's it look back there?	It looks pretty good. There's nobody back here.
everything ok?	Yeah. We're in the elevator. How's it look back there?
yeah?	Everything OK?
scarecrow?	Yeah?
i know it, man. hang on.	Jesus Christ.
come on, bob.	I know it, man. Hang on.
that's ok.	Look. We want you on the job.
i'm sorry, bob.	That's OK.
i didn't have any choice.	I'm sorry, Bob.
it wasn't your fault, bob. you had your brother.	I didn't have any choice.
come on!	I don't want to fight you, Dignan.
bullshit.	All right! Backyard! Right now!
bob, you're lying!	Bullshit.
i never agreed to that.	Bob, you're lying!
you said 48 hours!	I never agreed to that.
i can't fucking believe this guy. an apology, bob?	Man, I don't want to go into this.
i don't expect an apology and i don't even want one. i just want us to --	I can't fucking believe this guy. An apology, Bob?
right. it was extremely stupid.	I don't expect an apology and I don't even want one. I just want us to --
it's too bad about what happened on the road.	Yeah. It is.
not a whole lot, bob.	It's too bad about what happened on the road.
come on in. what you been up to?	Not a whole lot, Bob.
not bad.	Come on in. What you been up to?
hey, dignan. how's it going?	Not bad.
dignan.	Anthony. Bad news.
you've got a beautiful walk, bob.	Let's go.
it's not your decision and he's not your brother, dignan.	That's right. I only have one vote. We'll go talk with Anthony and figure it out.
ok, bob. i don't know his name. you know why? because i don't care. he's future man. but i care about you. and to me it doesn't make sense to go back to the scene of a crime. will you get in the car, bob? this is stupid.	It's not your decision and he's not your brother, Dignan.
what's his name?	OK, Bob. I don't know his name. You know why? Because I don't care. He's Future Man. But I care about you. And to me it doesn't make sense to go back to the scene of a crime. Will you get in the car, Bob? This is stupid.
just get in the car, bob.	What's his name?
what is it?	Just get in the car, Bob.
yes, i do.	What is it?
you don't even know his name.	Yes, I do.
i know it's not.	You don't even know his name.
his name's not future man, dignan.	I know it's not.
future man would never go to jail for you, i'll tell you that.	His name's not Future Man, Dignan.
don't threaten me, bob.	Goddammit, Dignan! It's my car! If you don't give me my keys, I swear to God --
dignan. you're going to give me those keys or you're going to get hurt.	Don't threaten me, Bob.
i can't do that, bob.	Dignan. You're going to give me those keys or you're going to get hurt.
give me the keys, dignan.	I can't do that, Bob.
good luck, since i got the keys.	Give me the keys, Dignan.
watch me.	Good luck, since I got the keys.
not in that car you're not.	Watch me.
i'm going back.	Not in that car you're not.
don't "come on, dignan" me.	I'm going back.
come on, dignan.	Don't "Come on, Dignan" me.
this could be a trap.	Come on, Dignan.
dignan, he's my brother. i can't just leave him there.	This could be a trap.
bob, that makes no sense.	Dignan, he's my brother. I can't just leave him there.
well, obviously, we got to go back.	Bob, that makes no sense.
what do you mean get back?	Well, obviously, we got to go back.
we'll have to see when we get back.	What do you mean get back?
then how come they haven't set the bail yet? that's unconstitutional.	We'll have to see when we get back.
i don't know.	Then how come they haven't set the bail yet? That's unconstitutional.
how long has he been in there?	I don't know.
i was just going to use it to see how much i had.	How long has he been in there?
so tell them the truth. what do you use it for?	I was just going to use it to see how much I had.
the cops say it's a special kind of scale drug dealers use in selling marijuana.	So tell them the truth. What do you use it for?
since when is it a crime to have a scale in your house? everybody has a scale.	The cops say it's a special kind of scale drug dealers use in selling marijuana.
they also found my two beam scale in the garage.	Since when is it a crime to have a scale in your house? Everybody has a scale.
that could be anybody's.	They also found my two beam scale in the garage.
well, the marijuana crop is a good start.	That could be anybody's.
i don't think they can make it stick, bob. i mean, what do they actually have on future man?	Well, the marijuana crop is a good start.
but it's not his. how can they arrest future man?	They said he's a drug dealer.
the weed.	But it's not his. How can they arrest Future Man?
what are you talking about?	The weed.
my brother's in jail.	What are you talking about?
you can go first, bob.	My brother's in jail.
bob. are you coming?	See you in a little while.
what the fuck possessed you?	You're the one who kept saying ram him.
it's registered in my mother's name.	What the fuck possessed you?
i'm sure he did. we'll have to get new plates.	It's registered in my mother's name.
is he chasing us?	I don't know.
he wouldn't move.	Is he chasing us?
shit, bob. what the fuck did you do that for?	He wouldn't move.
in all probability nothing would of happened. but why take the chance? that's why i ran. i mean how many plants were even back there? five? ten?	There were more than that.
i told you they were there.	So it's my fault?
way to go, bob!	I told you they were there.
that's true. that would give me nightmares.	Bob, I've got nightmares.
i mean, jesus christ, bob. you didn't have some vicious lunatic screaming, "i'm going to remember you!"	That's true. That would give me nightmares.
bob, will you please listen?	I don't want to talk about it.
you really think he'll remember you?	No. All he'll remember is a guy with a piece of tape on his nose.
was dignan screaming like, get me a bag!	No. I was calm.
don't count it.	Was Dignan screaming like, Get me a bag!
how much is there?	Don't count it.
did we get it?	Be cool, Bob. Be cool.  Make that light.
that's good. keep it at forty.	Did we get it?
this is natural.	That's good. Keep it at forty.
shhh. slow down, bob. drive natural.	This is natural.
what happened?	Shhh. Slow down, Bob. Drive natural.
what are you doing?	I'm putting a piece of tape on my nose.
you know, when somebody gets electrocuted, their skin starts smoking. at least swifty's did.	What are you doing?
that's too bad.	You know, when somebody gets electrocuted, their skin starts smoking. At least Swifty's did.
yeah. one of the nicest old guys you'd ever know.	That's too bad.
his name was swifty?	Yeah. One of the nicest old guys you'd ever know.
it was an accidental. i don't want to go into the details. it was just one of those senior pranks that didn't really go right. i mean, obviously, since swifty's dead. that's why anthony never graduated.	His name was Swifty?
he electrocuted someone?	It was an accidental. I don't want to go into the details. It was just one of those senior pranks that didn't really go right. I mean, obviously, since Swifty's dead. That's why Anthony never graduated.
you know, bob, anthony did kill someone. he electrocuted our janitor senior year.	He electrocuted someone?
well, in reality it's not that dangerous, bob. it's only dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.	Yeah, but what if some nut pulled gun on you?
he doesn't get it. held never understand what we're trying to accomplish here. it's too dangerous for him.	Well, in reality it's not that dangerous, Bob. It's only dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.
i paid for it.	God DAMMIT.
what's your fucking problem? you're a shithead!	I just want to see how much bullets it takes.
i'm paying attention. i just want to look at it for a minute.	What's your fucking problem? You're a shithead!
bob.	I'm paying attention. I just want to look at it for a minute.
that's your domain.	OK.
that's my responsibility.	That's your domain.
hang on. this is important, bob. anthony and i are responsible for the internal situation. the money and the people. you're responsible for the external situation. the streets and the getaway.	That's my responsibility.
i'm going to take a look at this.	Hang on. This is important, Bob. Anthony and I are responsible for the internal situation. The money and the people. You're responsible for the external situation. The streets and the getaway.
i think we might of scared her.	Let's just go.
where'd she go?	Maybe she turned.
well, don't blame me. i told you.	I do blame you, Bob. And woah. Look at her.
i know that now. he's a fucking psycho.	Well, don't blame me. I told you.
no, i was saying crazy like a lunatic.	I know that now. He's a fucking psycho.
you said it like it was a big joke, bob. like he's wild.	No, I was saying crazy like a lunatic.
i warned you, dignan.	You said it like it was a big joke, Bob. Like he's wild.
the guy is fucking insane.	I warned you, Dignan.
what did i say?	I told you he's crazy.
i can't believe you said that.	What did I say?
what was that all about?	I can't believe you said that.
you're paranoid, bob.	Yeah, but don't tell anybody.
don't you guys tell anybody about my plants.	You're paranoid, Bob.
good question.	Don't you guys tell anybody about my plants.
if it's that easy why doesn't everybody grow them?	Good question.
six thousand dollars? come on, bob.	You should take a look. I have an entire crop in my backyard.
as much as i want. when these plants bud i'll probably have about six thousand dollars worth of weed.	Six thousand dollars? Come on, Bob.
how much could you grow? realistically.	As much as I want. When these plants bud I'll probably have about six thousand dollars worth of weed.
well. what do you want to do? you want to steal one or just drive your car?	I'll just drive my car.
it's true, dignan.	Well. What do you want to do? You want to steal one or just drive your car?
ok, bob.	It's true, Dignan.
yes. i did.	OK, Bob.
you stole a trans-am.	Yes. I did.
what are you talking about, bob?	Can you use a coaster.
if you're that worried, maybe we should just steal one.	What are you talking about, Bob?
that never would of --	Let's cut the bullshit.
he looks like he was designed by scientists. for desert warfare.	That never would of --
so who's going to know?	My brother.
they are.	So who's going to know?
i thought your parents were in italy.	They are.
no.	I thought your parents were in Italy.
not even for emergencies?	No.
i'm not allowed to drive those.	Not even for emergencies?
i don't know, bob. what about one of those?	I'm not allowed to drive those.
well, what do you think?	I don't know, Bob. What about one of those?
i'd appreciate it if you didn't go around telling people lies about me.	Right. I'm sorry.  You've got a reputation to think about.
i know, bob. you were on a secret mission.	I'd appreciate it if you didn't go around telling people lies about me.
john, i'm twenty-six years old i didn't run away from home.	I know, Bob. You were on a secret mission.
i might have mentioned it.	John, I'm twenty-six years old I didn't run away from home.
fancy seeing you here, bob.	Yeah. Hey, Clay.
i'm working on it.	Hard to find it sitting by the pool drinking beer and bullshitting.
how's that 700 bucks coming?	I'm working on it.
he said you ran away from home.	No. I didn't run away. I went out of town.
he said what?	He said you ran away from home.
your brother was up here the other day. he said you ran away from home.	He said what?
this boy's a troublemaker. he used to tear this place apart.	Your brother was up here the other day. He said you ran away from home.
i'm trying.	This boy's a troublemaker. He used to tear this place apart.
you keeping out of trouble?	I'm trying.
hey, jackson. how's it going?	You keeping out of trouble?
how you doing, bob?	Hey, Jackson. How's it going?
ground defense.	Did you hear that?
hand to hand combat?	Ground defense.
social issues. crime prevention.	Hand to hand combat?
and what does that cover?	Social issues. Crime prevention.
26 weeks.	And what does that cover?
how long do you have to go?	26 weeks.
well, i think --	No, if I go out on this job, then it's just another score by Mr. Henry. And I don't see it like that. This is your job. Your creation. I want you to try this.
why?	Well, I think --
yes.	Why?
you got to have fun with it. there's no point if you're not having any fun. would you like me to be there tomorrow?	Yes.
join the party, fellas.	We're just going over a few things.
is he good?	He's damn good.
oh, yeah.	You're going to need a boxman for this one. But that can be arranged.
crowd control. crowd control. wake up, guys.	Oh, yeah.
the grammar?	Crowd control. Crowd control. Wake up, guys.
what do you mean grammar?	The basic grammatical rules of robbing.
is he in?	I don't know. Are you in, Anthony?
this is anthony adams, mr. henry.	This is no good.
dignan. good to see you. good to see you applejack.  who are you?	This is Anthony Adams, Mr. Henry.
can't get it. it won't...	What can we do?
what's the story?	Can't get it. It won't...
why did he go that way?	He's going to watch the back stairwell, remember?  Don't worry about it.
who? applejack?	Why did he go that way?
where did he go?	Who? Applejack?
i don't know. maybe in literature. that's his section.	You got that?
where is he? where is rob?	I don't know. Maybe in literature. That's his section.
where?	In the cash register. Step away from the door.
well, i left some money in there.	Where?
he left his sweater.	Well, I left some money in there.
where's that guy going?	He left his sweater.
we're closed, sir.	Where's that guy going?
it's locked.	No, it's not.
come on in!	It's locked.
mr. henry?	Come on in!
how's the weather down there?	Mr. Henry?
no. me no hoto. tecate?	Right.
fuck you. you a hoto.	No. Me no Hoto. Tecate?
you hoto?	Fuck you. You a Hoto.
no. just pool.	You Hoto?
fight. you know.	No. Just pool.
what?	Fight. You know.
si. tecate. you like to fight?	What?
guess i'll get another tecate.	Si. Tecate. You like to fight?
she is a good looking woman.	Guess I'll get another Tecate.
i don't know.	She is a good looking woman.
where's your friend? he go with the chiquita?	I don't know.
got a little lucky.	Where's your friend? He go with the chiquita?
you a good pool player.	Got a little lucky.
you like chicanos?	Sure.
she chicano, yes?	You like Chicanos?
no, my friend knows her.	She Chicano, yes?
is that your chiquita?	No, my friend knows her.
no. i just have short hair.	Is that your chiquita?
hello, my friend. you in the army, yes?	No. I just have short hair.
pleasure to meet you, john.	Nice to meet you.
well, we'll see you later, bob.	Pleasure to meet you, John.
the world needs dreamers. to relieve the pain of consciousness.	Well, we'll see you later, Bob.
what?	The world needs dreamers. To relieve the pain of consciousness.
the world needs dreamers, son.	What?
john mapplethorpe.  how are you. hi.	Good to know you, John.
he left yesterday on the night train. he's probably just getting in now.  you'll have to hurry.	Bourne comes here? Why?
what?	He left yesterday on the night train. He's probably just getting in now.  You'll have to hurry.
save it for bourne.	What?
go to the airport. get a plane. i'll have a brass band waiting for you.	Save it for Bourne.
what do you mean?	Go to the airport. Get a plane. I'll have a brass band waiting for you.
leaving was a business decision. we're both rich, come enjoy it.	What do you mean?
neski was a roadblock. without me, there's no company, no fortune. you owe me, uri. one last push.	One last push. One.
she's done everything i wanted. she bit on conklin so fast it was laughable. she even found his bogus swiss account...	Anything else?
and the landy woman?	She's done everything I wanted. She bit on Conklin so fast it was laughable. She even found his bogus Swiss account...
no. the files are spotless. whatever they find, it's just going to make conklin look worse.	And the Landy woman?
will it track back to us?	No. The files are spotless. Whatever they find, it's just going to make Conklin look worse.
i'll say. you killed his goddam girlfriend instead. now they're onto neski. they're at the brecker hotel even as we speak.	Will it track back to us?
there was a mistake.	I'll say. You killed his goddam girlfriend instead. Now they're onto Neski. They're at the Brecker Hotel even as we speak.
you told me bourne was dead.	There was a mistake.
no. you lost your way.	Well, you're probably right. I guess that's all that hubris is.
in the end, honestly, it's hubris. simple hubris. you reach a point in this game when the only satisfaction left is to see how clever you are.	No. You lost your way.
no good options left?	In the end, honestly, it's hubris. Simple hubris. You reach a point in this game when the only satisfaction left is to see how clever you are.
had to be done.	No good options left?
and danny zorn, what was that?	Had to be done.
why not? it was just money.	And Danny Zorn, what was that?
and pocketed a fair amount of change while doing it.	Why not? It was just money.
i'm not a traitor. i've served my ountry.	And pocketed a fair amount of change while doing it.
'why' would be enough for me.	I'm not a traitor. I've served my ountry.
i don't exactly know what to say -- i'm sorry.	'Why' would be enough for me.
i'd rather stand if it's all the same to you.	I don't exactly know what to say -- I'm sorry.
sit down.	I'd rather stand if it's all the same to you.
jesus... i, zorn... i have to call his family. tell them...	I'm sorry, Ward.
don't know.	Jesus... I, Zorn... I have to call his family. Tell them...
moscow? what the hell's he going to moscow for?	Don't know.
did he say anything to you?	No... It must have been Bourne.
oh, god... it must have been bourne.	Did he say anything to you?
they found danny zorn's body. dead in the basement at the building where my people got hit the first time.	Oh, God... It must have been Bourne.
what?	They found Danny Zorn's body. Dead in the basement at the building where my people got hit the first time.
sorry to wake you.	I wasn't sleeping.  You OK?
it's hard to swallow.  the confusion -- the amnesia -- but he keeps on killing? it's more calculated than sick.  what about nicky? she's the last one to see bourne in paris. she's the one he asks for. they disappear...	Well, whatever he's doing, I've had enough -- this is now a search and destroy mission.  I want the Berlin police fully briefed and --  -- get this out to all the agencies.
so what's he doing? you believe him?	It's hard to swallow.  The confusion -- the amnesia -- but he keeps on killing? It's more calculated than sick.  What about Nicky? She's the last one to see Bourne in Paris. She's the one he asks for. They disappear...
don't you want answers?	There are no answers. There's either Jason Bourne alive or Jason Bourne dead. And I for one would prefer the latter. And what about her?  You just send her out to this lunatic with no protection?
my ass he does. you're playing with fire, pamela. marshall said nail him to the wall. i don't know how you interpreted that, but i don't think he meant repatriate him.	Don't you want answers?
hold on -- he said he wants to come in.	My ass he does. You're playing with fire, Pamela. Marshall said nail him to the wall. I don't know how you interpreted that, but I don't think he meant repatriate him.
call a mayday into berlin station. we need snipers, dod, whatever they got. snipers?	Hold on -- he said he wants to come in.
you don't know what you're getting into here.	And you do? From the moment he left Treadstone, he has killed and eluded every person that you sent to find him...
i've already got a team there. i doubt bourne's in naples to settle down and raise a family.	You don't know what you're getting into here.
berlin!	I've already got a team there. I doubt Bourne's in Naples to settle down and raise a family.
what's definitive, is that i just lost two people in berlin!	So what's your theory?  Conklin's reaching out from the grave to protect his good name?  The man is dead.
conklin might've been a nut, but he wasn't a mole. you have me his calendar for a couple of days, i'll prove he killed lincoln.  this is supposed to be definitive?	What's definitive, is that I just lost two people in Berlin!
may i finish?	Conklin might've been a nut, but he wasn't a mole. You have me his calendar for a couple of days, I'll prove he killed Lincoln.  This is supposed to be definitive?
we were throwing money at him. throwing it at him and asking him to keep it dark.	May I finish?
excuse me.	We were throwing money at him. Throwing it at him and asking him to keep it dark.
do you know what his budget was?	Excuse me.
...at the time of his death, conklin was sitting on a personal account in the amount of seven-hundred and sixty thousand dollars.	Do you know what his budget was?
...this is conklin's computer.	...At the time of his death, Conklin was sitting on a personal account in the amount of seven-hundred and sixty thousand dollars.
...ivan mevedev -- senior financial manager -- worked for one of the new russian petroleum companies, pecos oil. he claimed to know where the money landed. we believe this could have only happened with help from someone inside the agency... this...	...this is Conklin's computer.
dead in a ditch? drunk in a bar in mogadishu? who knows?	I think I do. We had a deal going down in Berlin last week. During the buy, both our Field Agent and the seller were killed. We pulled a fingerprint from a timing charge that didn't go off.  They were killed by Jason Bourne.
and bourne? where's he now?	Dead in a ditch? Drunk in a bar in Mogadishu? Who knows?
i've given thirty years and two marriages to this agency. i've shoveled shit on four continents. i'm due to retire next year and believe me, i need my pension, but if you think i'm gonna sit here and let you dangle me with this, you can go to hell. marshall too.  it had to be done.	And Bourne? Where's he now?
so you had conklin killed.  i mean, if we're cutting the crap...	I've given thirty years and two marriages to this agency. I've shoveled shit on four continents. I'm due to retire next year and believe me, I need my pension, but if you think I'm gonna sit here and let you dangle me with this, you can go to hell. Marshall too.  It had to be done.
what happened? jason bourne happened.  you've got the files? then let's cut the crap. it went wrong. conklin had these guys wound so tight they were bound to snap. bourne was his number one -- guy went out to work, screwed the op and never came back. conklin couldn't fix it, couldn't find bourne, couldn't adjust. it all went sideways. finally there were no options left.	So you had Conklin killed.  I mean, if we're cutting the crap...
i want to know what happened.	What happened? Jason Bourne happened.  You've got the files? Then let's cut the crap. It went wrong. Conklin had these guys wound so tight they were bound to snap. Bourne was his number one -- guy went out to work, screwed the op and never came back. Conklin couldn't fix it, couldn't find Bourne, couldn't adjust. It all went sideways. Finally there were no options left.
what are you after, pam? you want to fry me? you want my desk? is that it?	I want to know what happened.
let's talk about conklin.	What are you after, Pam? You want to fry me? You want my desk? Is that it?
he does. i've been down to the archives. i have the files, ward.	Let's talk about Conklin.
to know about it?  it was a kill squad. black on black. closed down two years ago. nobody wants to know about treadstone. not around here.  you better take this back to marty and make sure he knows what you're doing.	He does. I've been down to the archives. I have the files, Ward.
i want to know about treadstone.	To know about it?  It was a kill squad. Black on black. Closed down two years ago. Nobody wants to know about Treadstone. Not around here.  You better take this back to Marty and make sure he knows what you're doing.
and what are we looking for?	I want to know about Treadstone.
that's not gonna fly.	With all due respect, Pam, I think you might've wandered a little past your pay-grade.
never heard of it.	That's not gonna fly.
treadstone.	Never heard of it.
show me again...	Okay...
nobody. you.  i had to tell you, right?	Show me again...
who else knows about this?	Nobody. You.  I had to tell you, right?
including landy...  she had access to the archives.	Who else knows about this?
lots of people...	Including Landy...  She had access to the archives.
something's been going on here in europe. and it's still going on. post conklin. who's been in berlin?	Lots of people...
keep going...	Something's been going on here in Europe. And it's still going on. Post Conklin. Who's been in Berlin?
okay. what if someone decided to cover their tracks by blaming conklin and bourne. what if bourne didn't have anything to do with this?	Keep going...
jesus...	Okay. What if someone decided to cover their tracks by blaming Conklin and Bourne. What if Bourne didn't have anything to do with this?
is it a slam dunk? no, but...	Jesus...
it was staged?	Is it a slam dunk? No, but...
there were two charges, they were supposed to go off simultaneously. the second one, the one that didn't go off, was down here...  first of all, this is nothing, it's a sub-line for the breaker above. second, why put the charge all the way down here? if you're good enough to get in here and handle the gear, you're good enough to know you don't need this.  bourne would know.	It was staged?
and?	There were two charges, they were supposed to go off simultaneously. The second one, the one that didn't go off, was down here...  First of all, this is nothing, it's a sub-line for the breaker above. Second, why put the charge all the way down here? If you're good enough to get in here and handle the gear, you're good enough to know you don't need this.  Bourne would know.
you put a four-gam kel on here and it's gonna take out power to the building. you know that. what you can't know, is if it's gonna blow the room with it.	And?
what do you have, danny?	You put a four-gam Kel on here and it's gonna take out power to the building. You know that. What you can't know, is if it's gonna blow the room with it.
i did my box work, but i wanted to show you before i showed landy. i came out here last night because none of this was making any sense. i mean, i'm with you on this, conklin was a nut, but a traitor? i just can't get there.	What do you have, Danny?
the sooner the better.	I did my box work, but I wanted to show you before I showed Landy. I came out here last night because none of this was making any sense. I mean, I'm with you on this, Conklin was a nut, but a traitor? I just can't get there.
she say what time i should call?	The sooner the better.
sir...	Thanks.
is this really happening?	I'm sorry.
i have to go now.	Is this really happening?
no.  because you don't want to know how it feels.	I have to go now.
because you're afraid!	No.  Because you don't want to know how it feels.
i can't let you do that either.	Because you're afraid!
i should kill you... if it's true you should die... i should kill you now!	I can't let you do that either.
look at me.	I should kill you... if it's true you should die... I should kill you now!
you're a liar!	Look at me.
you know i'm not.	YOU'RE A LIAR!
you're a liar.	You know I'm not.
it doesn't matter. your life is hard enough.	You're a liar.
how... how can... how can you be here and say this?	I don't want you to forgive me.
they loved you.  and i killed them.	How... how can... how can you be here and say this?
you killed them.	They loved you.  And I killed them.
it was my job. my first time. your father was supposed to be alone. but then your mother, she came out of nowhere...  i had to change my plan.  you understand me?  you don't have to live like that anymore. thinking that.	You killed them.
i killed them.	It was my job. My first time. Your father was supposed to be alone. But then your mother, she came out of nowhere...  I had to change my plan.  You understand me?  You don't have to live like that anymore. Thinking that.
then what?	I killed them.
that's not what happened to your parents.	Then what?
yes...	That's not what happened to your parents.
it changes things. that knowledge. doesn't it?	Yes...
i would want to know.  i would want to know that my mother didn't kill my father. i would want to know that she didn't kill herself.	What?
no, i do.	I would want to know.  I would want to know that my mother didn't kill my father. I would want to know that she didn't kill herself.
no. it's because you don't know how they died.	No, I do.
it's nothing. it's just a picture.	No. It's because you don't know how they died.
it's nice.  does this picture mean anything to you?  hmm?	It's nothing. It's just a picture.
okay.	It's nice.  Does this picture mean anything to you?  Hmm?
of all the people in the world, you're the only one i have anything to offer.  that's why i came here.	Okay.
sit. can you...  [the chair. have the chair.]	I speak English.
-- what? --	-- take the back -- get another car --
-- my coat -- but we should --	-- what? --
-- car keys?	-- my coat -- but we should --
i'm sorry.	How long? How long do I have --
you called it in?	I'm sorry.
she really did that? told you not to kill me?  i had a woman once. but after a while, what do you talk about? i mean, for us. the work. you can't tell them who you are...	I did.
what's going on in berlin?	I don't know! Why would I lie?
i don't know who that is.	What's going on in Berlin?
pamela landy?	I don't know who that is.
a voice. a voice from the states. someone new.	Pamela Landy?
who sent you to greece?	A voice. A voice from the States. Someone new.
i don't know.	Who sent you to Greece?
you're lying. if it's over, why are they after me?	I don't know.
try again.	Shot dead in Paris. Dead the night you walked out.
he's dead.	Try again.
conklin.	He's dead.
what do you want?	Conklin.
she wouldn't let me.  she's the only reason you're alive.	What do you want?
so why didn't you kill me then?	She wouldn't let me.  She's the only reason you're alive.
you still should've moved.	I like it here.  Last time I saw you was Greece. You had a good spot.
front. use your teeth.	Sorry. Old habits.
felt a little light.	Drop it.
i emptied it.	Felt a little light.
god, i miss you. i don't know what to do without you.	Jason. You know exactly what to do. That is your mission now.
i only dream about people who are dead.	God, I miss you. I don't know what to do without you.
you do?	I only dream about people who are dead.
i know it's a dream.	You do?
it might have.	I know it's a dream.
it wouldn't have changed the way you feel.	It might have.
i did.	It wouldn't have changed the way you feel.
but you found another choice.	I did.
i wanted to kill him.	But you found another choice.
i love you, too.	Tell me later.
jason, please don't do this...it won't ever be over like this.	There's no choice.
i warned them, marie. i told them to leave us alone.	Jason, please don't do this...it won't ever be over like this.
there must be another way!	I warned them, Marie. I told them to leave us alone.
if he crosses the bridge, it is.	There must be another way!
what if it's not who you think it is?	If he crosses the bridge, it is.
i'm going to bail on the other side and wait. this bridge is the only way he can follow.	What if it's not who you think it is?
where are you going?	I'm going to bail on the other side and wait. This bridge is the only way he can follow.
you keep going to the shack. i'll meet you there in an hour.	Where are you going?
-- hang on --	You keep going to the shack. I'll meet you there in an hour.
-- yeah -- one guy -- i don't think he was ready --	-- hang on --
-- it's just him? --	-- yeah -- one guy -- I don't think he was ready --
-- not yet --	-- it's just him? --
jesus! --  -- is he back there? --	-- not yet --
-- make the left -- toward the bridge --	Jesus! --  -- is he back there? --
-- where? -	-- make the left -- toward the bridge --
switch! you drive!	-- where? -
what?	Switch! You drive!
you drive.	What?
-- there's places -- we can't afford to be wrong!	You drive.
-- where's left to go? --	-- there's places -- we can't afford to be wrong!
look, we clear out, we get to the shack, we get safe. we hang there awhile. i'll come back. i'll check it out. but right now we can't --	-- where's left to go? --
i don't want to move again... i like it here.	Look, we clear out, we get to the shack, we get safe. We hang there awhile. I'll come back. I'll check it out. But right now we can't --
we can't wait to be sure.	I don't want to move again... I like it here.
...but you're not -- you're not sure...	We can't wait to be sure.
back there -- at the corner -- hyundai -- silver --	...but you're not -- you're not sure...
where --	Back there -- at the corner -- Hyundai -- silver --
no. not this. this is real.  and he's right there...	Where --
that's crazy.	No. Not this. This is real.  And he's right there...
it's wrong. guy with a rental car and hundred dollar sneakers sleeps in a tent?	That's crazy.
so...	It's wrong. Guy with a rental car and hundred dollar sneakers sleeps in a tent?
he was at the campground yesterday.	So...
but you're sure?	He was at the campground yesterday.
we pushed it. we got lazy.	But you're sure?
but we were so careful.	We pushed it. We got lazy.
the telegraph office.	But we were so careful.
no... how?	The Telegraph office.
but it ends up the same.	One day it will be different. It just takes time.  We'll make new memories. You and me.
you are better. and i think it's not memories at all. it's just a dream you keep having over and over.	But it ends up the same.
i should be better by now.	You are better. And I think it's not memories at all. It's just a dream you keep having over and over.
sleep. sleep now.	I should be better by now.
i don't mean that. i worry when you try to ignore it.	Sleep. Sleep now.
it's just a nightmare.	I don't mean that. I worry when you try to ignore it.
i worry when you get like this.	It's just a nightmare.
i'm trying, marie, okay?	I worry when you get like this.
i do remember something good. all the time. i remember you.	I'm trying, Marie, Okay?
we write them down because sooner or later you're going to remember something good.	I do remember something good. All the time. I remember you.
-- it's always bad and it's never anything but bits and pieces anyway!  you ever think that maybe it's just making it worse? you don't wonder that?	We write them down because sooner or later you're going to remember something good.
-- it hasn't been two years --	-- it's always bad and it's never anything but bits and pieces anyway!  You ever think that maybe it's just making it worse? You don't wonder that?
two years we're scribbling in a notebook --	-- it hasn't been two years --
you're sure?  we should still -- we should write it down.	Two years we're scribbling in a notebook --
no. there's nothing new.	You're sure?  We should still -- we should write it down.
i'll get the book.	No. There's nothing new.
conklin up front.	I'll get the book.
where were you, jason? in the car.	Conklin up front.
i was here!	...it's not in the file... I swear... I know your file... your first job was Geneva!... I swear to God you never worked here!...
no... jason... please...	I was here!
you never worked berlin...	No... Jason... please...
that's a lie!	You never worked Berlin...
your first assignment was geneva.	That's a lie!
my first job.	Your first assignment was Geneva.
no. you never worked berlin.	My first job.
for treadstone. in berlin. you know my file. i did a job here. when?	No. You never worked Berlin.
what do you mean?	For Treadstone. In Berlin. You know my file. I did a job here. When?
so when was i here?	What do you mean?
he closed down treadstone -- he took care of me after paris...	So when was I here?
abbott?	He closed down Treadstone -- he took care of me after Paris...
please -- i'm only here because of paris -- because they can't figure out what you're doing -- i'm here because of abbott --	Abbott?
why are you here, then?	Please -- I'm only here because of Paris -- because they can't figure out what you're doing -- I'm here because of Abbott --
what was landy buying? what kind of files?  what was she buying?	Conklin! Stuff on Conklin!
you left a print! there was kel that didn't go off! there was a partial print, they tracked it back to treadstone! they know it's you!	I left a fingerprint! You fucking people.
i killed him???	You left a print! There was Kel that didn't go off! There was a partial print, they tracked it back to Treadstone! They know it's you!
and you got to him before we could.	I killed him???
last week? when?	And you got to him before we could.
it was pamela landy's op. the guy was going to sell-out a mole or something. i haven't been debriefed on exactly what it was.	Last week? When?
a russian?	It was Pamela Landy's op. The guy was going to sell-out a mole or something. I haven't been debriefed on exactly what it was.
last week an agency field officer went to make a buy from a russian national.	A Russian?
say it.	Last week an Agency field officer went to make a buy from a Russian national.
i want to hear it from you.	Say it.
what is this, a game?	I want to hear it from you.
how do they know that? how can they know any of that?	What is this, a game?
why is she trying to kill me?	They know!  They know you were here. They know you killed these two guys. They know you and Conklin had something on the side. They don't know what it is, but they know!
you hear me? i believed you.	IS SHE RUNNING TREADSTONE?
who is pamela landy?	You hear me? I believed you.
i did... jason, i swear, i did... i told them... i told them i believed you...	Who is Pamela Landy?
yes.	Get on it.
see that tram coming around the corner?	Yes.
you didn't answer my question.	Why you're alive?  You're alive because you're special. Because she kept you alive.  Because we want you back on our side.
sounds like a threat.	You didn't answer my question.
don't need it. i remember everything.	Sounds like a threat.
what's that?	Do you think you can read? Are you well enough?
thank you for your gift. i'm sorry about marie.	What's that?
why am i alive?	Are you disappointed?
careful...	Why am I alive?
oh, shit...	Careful...
ramstein air base, germany.  before the wall fell you would have woken up in a russian prison hospital.	Oh, shit...
where am i?	Ramstein Air Base, Germany.  Before the wall fell you would have woken up in a Russian prison hospital.
okay, jason, your move.	Alexanderplatz. 30 minutes. Under the World Clock. Alone. Give her your phone.
who?	There was a girl in Paris. Part of the program. She used to handle the medication.
i want someone i know to take me in.	Who?
okay, how do you want to do it?	I want someone I know to take me in.
i want to come in.	Okay, how do you want to do it?
what do you want?	I want to come in.
bourne?	What do you want?
it's me.	Bourne?
what? the tapes?	Hold on...  Yep. And Abbott just direct dialed Moscow from his room...
you're sure?	What? The tapes?
we'll know for sure when we get the security tapes.	But we can relax. We tracked him. He's on a train to Moscow.
what?	This stays between you and I.  We finally have an edge. I don't want to lose it.
alright... take it down.	What?
maybe he just needed a place to spend the night?	I want to look at the room.  Check it out.
-- go -- take the van! --	-- the hotel -- how far? --
-- kurt's reopening all the wyfi and sat links --	-- uplink all relevant files to Kim --  -- and I want them to contact anyone who had anything to do with Treadstone --
there's only a consulate, they sent a field officer out half an hour ago --	Then get a number, they need to know who they're dealing with.
who's going? us?	There's only a Consulate, they sent a field officer out half an hour ago --
looks like he's been detained.	Who's going? Us?
-- so there were two of these explosive charges placed on the power lines. one of them failed. the fingerprint...  that's from the one that didn't go off.	And the Germans can't match it?
i'm working on it.	-- so there were two of these explosive charges placed on the power lines. One of them failed. The fingerprint...  That's from the one that didn't go off.
we need to get in there.	I'm working on it.
-- no! -- not me! -- no other people! --	-- shut up! -- just shut the --
-- who? -- who else is here? --	-- no! -- not me! -- no other people! --
this is everything? is there.	Is there. Is all there.
now. show now.	This is everything? Is there.
here?	Now. Show now.
show me.	Here?
okay, cut to the chase, pam. what are you selling?	I think that Bourne and Conklin were in business. That Bourne is still involved. And that whatever information I was going to buy in Berlin, it was big enough to make Bourne come out from wherever he's been hiding to kill again.  How's that scan?
still...	For a thief. A mole. I vetted the source, Marty. He's real. If it does nothing more than narrow the list of suspects, it's a bargain at ten times the price.
we're talking raw, unprocessed kgb files. it's not something we can go out and comparison shop.	Still...
it's a lot of money, pam.	We're talking raw, unprocessed KGB files. It's not something we can go out and comparison shop.
that's where we came out.	It's a lot of money, Pam.
i'm here. so is donnie and jack weller. we understand you're using the full allocation for this buy?	That's where we came out.
yes, sir -- ma'am...	I'm getting on a plane to Berlin in 45 minutes, which means you are going to call me back in 30, and when I ask you where we stand, I had better be impressed. My mobile number is...
i want that area secured, i want any evidence secured and i want it done now. is that clear??	Yes, sir -- ma'am...
if you ever want to make it to five, you're gonna listen to me real close. jason bourne is armed and extremely dangerous. a week ago, he assassinated two men in berlin, one of whom was a highly-experienced field officer...	I want that area secured, I want any evidence secured and I want it done now. Is that clear??
me? four years.	If you ever want to make it to five, you're gonna listen to me real close. Jason Bourne is armed and extremely dangerous. A week ago, he assassinated two men in Berlin, one of whom was a highly-experienced field officer...
how long have you worked for the agency?	Me? Four years.
who's this?	Pamela Landy, again. Where do we stand?
mr. nevins?	Who's this?
so?	Felt promising. It's a start.
let's give him half an hour.	So?
i don't know. he was sick. he wanted out. i believed him.	Alright...
what do you think? is he coming in?	I don't know. He was sick. He wanted out. I believed him.
is it fresh?	It's got caffeine in it. That's all I know.
and why is that?	Because he's doing just what he said he'd do. He's coming for us.
i don't think we need to keep looking for him anyway.	And why is that?
what do you want from me? i was reassigned. i'm out.	See, that's a problem for me, Nicky. Whatever he's doing, we need to end it. This isn't the kind of mess you walk away from.
some women like dobermans --	What do you want from me? I was reassigned. I'm out.
these were killers. conklin had them all jacked up. they were dobermans.	Some women like Dobermans --
did you?	These were killers. Conklin had them all jacked up. They were Dobermans.
you mean, did i want a date?	Did you?
you felt nothing? no spark? two young people in paris? dangerous missions? life and death?	You mean, did I want a date?
you're making it out like we're friends here or something. i met him alone twice.	You felt nothing? No spark? Two young people in Paris? Dangerous missions? Life and death?
not good enough. you're the person who floated this amnesia story.  ever feel sorry for him? for what he'd been through?	You're making it out like we're friends here or something. I met him alone twice.
if you say so.	Not good enough. You're the person who floated this amnesia story.  Ever feel sorry for him? For what he'd been through?
so he fooled you.	If you say so.
i believed jason bourne had suffered a severe traumatic breakdown.	So he fooled you.
believed what?	I believed Jason Bourne had suffered a severe traumatic breakdown.
look, what do you want me to say? i was there. i believed him.	Believed what?
are you an expert in amnesia?	Look, what do you want me to say? I was there. I believed him.
am i a doctor, no, but...	Are you an expert in amnesia?
i'm curious about bourne. your interpretation of his condition. you have specific training in the identification and diagnosis of psychological conditions?	Am I a doctor, no, but...
you were his local contact. you were with him the night conklin died. you're coming with us.	I'm curious about Bourne. Your interpretation of his condition. You have specific training in the identification and diagnosis of psychological conditions?
good luck.	You were his local contact. You were with him the night Conklin died. You're coming with us.
amnesia?	Before this? Before Bourne? No.
depression. anger. compulsive behaviors. they had physical symptoms -- headaches -- sensitivity to light --	Amnesia?
what kind of problems?	Depression. Anger. Compulsive behaviors. They had physical symptoms -- headaches -- sensitivity to light --
yes. in that order.	And what about you, anything?
are we hacking or asking?	Yes. In that order.
we're looking at all berlin outbound. good news is, every train station in berlin has thirty to forty fixed, digital security cameras. common feed.	Are we hacking or asking?
his wife. in room 645. then she shot herself.	Alright... I want you, Kurt and Kim to stay on Bourne, track everything that's out there...
by who?	His wife. In room 645. Then she shot herself.
here's what i've got.  remember vladimir neski? russian politician? seven years ago, he was due to speak to a group of european oil ministers here at the hotel. he never did. he was murdered.	By who?
black coat, possibly leather. dark slacks. dark t-shirt.  he says they're gonna try and corral the guests on the street over there, and then check them out, but...	Yeah, that'll work...What the hell was he doing here?
no. munich's a bust. he's loose.	Are we locked up?
anything?	No. Munich's a bust. He's loose.
yup...  the main word there, the file heading, translates as: treadstone.	What the hell is a "Treadstone?"
do we know what this says?	Yup...  The main word there, the file heading, translates as: Treadstone.
then we'll just have a peek at the wounds.  dig 'em up!	They've been sanctified and buried in the holy rites of God's church, and any hand that disturbs them now takes on eternal damnation. So please -- do it.
my brother and nephew perished two days ago, when their hay cart turned over.	Then we'll just have a peek at the wounds.  Dig 'em up!
what it means in england -- and in scotland too -- is that rebels have forfeited their lands. we were ambushed last night. but the scots dragged their dead away.	My brother and nephew perished two days ago, when their hay cart turned over.
we just had a funeral, isn't that what it means in england as well?	What it means in England -- and in Scotland too -- is that rebels have forfeited their lands. We were ambushed last night. But the Scots dragged their dead away.
someone dead from this household?	We just had a funeral, isn't that what it means in England as well?
what are they doing?	Saying goodbye in their own way -- in outlawed tartans, with outlawed pipes, playing outlawed tunes.
it was in latin, sir.	Non loquis Latinum? You don't speak Latin? We have to fix that, won't we?  Did he give the poetic benediction? The Lord bless thee and keep thee? Patris Benefactum et --  ...It was Malcolm's favorite.
did the priest say anything about the resurrection? or was it all about judgment?	It was in Latin, sir.
didn't want your father to die either, did ya? but it happened.	Did the priest say anything about the Resurrection? Or was it all about Judgment?
i don't want to leave.	Didn't want your father to die either, did ya? But it happened.
we'll sleep here tonight. you'll come home with me. we'll let the house, and the lands too; plenty of willing neighbors.	I don't want to leave.
i will meet you, but only one way -- if robert the bruce is there, and puts his hand on my bible, and swears his loyalty to scotland.	He has already agreed to come.
we cannot. some scarcely believe you are alive. other think you'll pay them mornay's wages. we bid you to edinburgh. meet us at the city gates, two days from now, at sunset. pledge us your pardon and we will unite behind you. scotland will be one.	I will meet you, but only one way -- if Robert the Bruce is there, and puts his hand on my Bible, and swears his loyalty to Scotland.
so let the council swear publicly.	We cannot. Some scarcely believe you are alive. Other think you'll pay them Mornay's wages. We bid you to Edinburgh. Meet us at the city gates, two days from now, at sunset. Pledge us your pardon and we will unite behind you. Scotland will be one.
an oath to a liar is no oath at all. an oath to a patriot is a vow indeed. every man of us is ready to swear loyalty to you.	So let the council swear publicly.
you've all sworn to longshanks.	An oath to a liar is no oath at all. An oath to a patriot is a vow indeed. Every man of us is ready to swear loyalty to you.
sir william. we come to seek a meeting.	You've all sworn to Longshanks.
with cavalry -- not heavy, like the english, but light, fast horsemen, like you nobles employ -- we could outmaneuver their bowmen!	It is suicide.
we cannot defeat this --	With cavalry -- not heavy, like the English, but light, fast horsemen, like you nobles employ -- we could outmaneuver their bowmen!
peace?!	We cannot defeat this --
we must sue for peace.	Peace?!
a thousand.  you have made me guardian of scotland. so i tell you this is what we face.	We must sue for peace.
i will invade england. and defeat the english on their own ground.	Invade?! That's impossible, it --
but... what will you do?	I will invade England. And defeat the English on their own ground.
longshanks promised!	You are surprised he would lie? Balliol was murdered in a church yesterday. You are Longshanks' new designate. You will be king.
he won't come.	He will. I know he will.
the crown is that of scotland. and scotland is william wallace.	That is another matter. There is a price to all this, required both by Longshanks and our nobles. Pay it, and you will be our king. And we will have peace.
homage is nothing. it is the crown that matters!	The crown is that of Scotland. And Scotland is William Wallace.
if i pay homage to another's throne, then how am i a king?	Homage is nothing. It is the crown that matters!
he was a modest man.	It will not be long before Longshanks too is encased in stone, and his crowns divided for others to wear.
may he rest in peace... you have already sealed the coffin?	He was a modest man.
does anyone know his politics?	No. But his weight with the commoners could unbalance everything. The Balliols will kiss his ass, so we must.
a wise plan. and how is your father? we have missed him at the council.	He strained his leg so that it pains him to ride. But he sends his greetings -- and says that I speak for all the Bruces. And for Scotland.
my father hears that longshanks has granted prima noctes.	Clearly meant to draw more of his supporters here.
young robert, we are honored --	My father hears that Longshanks has granted prima noctes.
his legend grows! it will be worse than before!	You let Wallace escape your whole army. You cannot blame me for this.
but if we have not caught wallace --	He is gone! Finished! Dead! If he has not yet bled to death or had his throat cut for him, he will not survive the winter. It is very cold -- is it not, our flower?
what choice do they have? now they must serve us or starve.	But if we have not caught Wallace --
the scots will fight for us?	What choice do they have? Now they must serve us or starve.
now we kill two birds at one stroke. we recruit from scotland for our armies in france.	The Scots will fight for us?
the weapon has been outlawed by the pope himself!	So the Scots will have none of them, will they? My armorers have already made a thousand.
wallace has sacked york!	Impossible.  How dare you bring a panicky lie.
i have ordered conscriptions...	Wallace has sacked York!
while i am in france fighting to expand your future kingdom i learn that stirling castle is lost, our entire northern army wiped out! and you have done nothing?!	I have ordered conscriptions...
nothing new, majesty. we have sent riders to speed any word.	While I am in France fighting to expand your future kingdom I learn that Stirling castle is lost, our entire northern army wiped out! And you have done nothing?!
what news of the north?	Nothing new, Majesty. We have sent riders to speed any word.
scottish rebels have routed lord bottoms!	I hear. This Wallace is a bandit, nothing more.
nor you. to you that word is as unfamiliar as love.	Before he lost his powers of speech, he told me his one comfort was that he would live to know Wallace was dead.
you fancy him.	I respect him. At worst he was a worthy enemy. Show mercy... Oh thou great king... and win the respect of your own people.
i have come to beg for the life of william wallace.	You fancy him.
when will his trial be?	Wallace's? For treason there is no trial. Tomorrow he will be charged, then executed.
simply because he eluded your trap, do you think he is more than a man? my father is dying. perhaps you should think of our coronation.	When will his trial be?
is it true? wallace is captured?	Simply because he eluded your trap, do you think he is more than a man? My father is dying. Perhaps you should think of our coronation.
the little cow is insane --	Grant, as you do everything else, with treachery. Offer him a truce to discuss terms, and send me to my castle at Locharmbie as your emissary. He trusts me. Pick thirty of your finest assassins for me to take along. And I will set the meeting, and the ambush.
wallace's followers.	Wallace himself. If you wish to pretend a ghost rallies new volunteers in every Scottish town, I leave you to your hauntings. If you wish to take him, I know a way.
i am cheerful with a plan to soothe your miseries. all of england shudders with the news of renewed rebellion.	Wallace's followers.
you mock us with a smile?	I am cheerful with a plan to soothe your miseries. All of England shudders with the news of renewed rebellion.
good day to you, m'lords.	You mock us with a smile?
yes. i had thought that... i was loathsome to you. perhaps i am. if i may be excused, m'lord.	You may.
now, my flower, do you understand?	Yes. I had thought that... I was loathsome to you. Perhaps I am. If I may be excused, M'lord.
look at me. i said look at me!	Now, my flower, do you understand?
no, m'lord.	Look at me. I said LOOK AT ME!
...his majesty was quite keen that you should understand --	All so very boring! He wants me to learn to fight too, so let me do it!
shut up, would you! how can i concentrate?!	...His majesty was quite keen that you should understand --
so i did! and what was so important about it?	Scotland. He intends --
you directed me to report to you the moment the king's conference was ended.	So I did! And what was so important about it?
what is it?!	You directed me to report to you the moment the king's conference was ended.
keep these. we're going too.	No. One of us is enough.
my dreams of marion are gone. i killed them myself. if i knew i could live with her on the other side of death, i'd welcome it.	Keep these. We're going too.
your dreams aren't about freedom! they're about marion! you have to be a hero, because you think she sees you! is that it?	My dreams of Marion are gone. I killed them myself. If I knew I could live with her on the other side of death, I'd welcome it.
we've lived a dream together. a dream of freedom!	Your dreams aren't about freedom! They're about Marion! You have to be a hero, because you think she sees you! Is that it?
that's just a dream, william!	We've lived a dream together. A dream of freedom!
nor i! i want to live! i want a home and children and peace. i've asked god for those things. but he's brought me this sword. and if he wills that i must lay it down to have what he wants for my country, then i'll do that too.	That's just a dream, William!
i don't want to be a martyr.	Nor I! I want to live! I want a home and children and peace. I've asked god for those things. But He's brought me this sword. And if He wills that I must lay it down to have what He wants for my country, then I'll do that too.
probably. but we can't win alone. we know that. this is the only way.	I don't want to be a martyr.
you know it's a trap.	Probably. But we can't win alone. We know that. This is the only way.
i rest.	Your rest is making me exhausted.
rest, william.	I rest.
thanks for the food and drink. and for bringing 'em yourselves.	We're here to stay. We don't care to live, if we can't fight beside ya.
stephen ready?	Aye.
mornay has come. so will the bruce.	Stephen ready?
the bruce is not coming, william.	Mornay has come. So will the Bruce.
we make spears. a hundred spears. fourteen feet long.	Fourteen? --
i'll wait... back there.	Hamish, I... thank...
good to see you again.	I should'a remembered the eggs.
you'll move	I will not.
can you do it when it matters? as it matters in battle? could you crush a man with that throw?	I could crush you like a roach.
that depends on the man.	Can you do it when it matters? As it matters in battle? Could you crush a man with that throw?
i still say this is no test. a catapult can throw a stone farther than a man can.	That depends on the man.
call it a test of soldiery, then. the english won't let us train with weapons, so we train with stones.	The test of a soldier is not in his arm. It's here.
you win.	Call it a test of soldiery, then. The English won't let us train with weapons, so we train with stones.
test of manhood.	You win.
we'll get those english pigs tomorrow.	Aye, we'll get 'em.
i wanna have supper waitin'.	We'll get those English pigs tomorrow.
wanna stay with me tonight?	I wanna have supper waitin'.
with your father and brother gone, they'll kill us and burn the farm!	It's up to us, Hamish!
they're english soldiers, ain't they?	With your father and brother gone, they'll kill us and burn the farm!
armed?	They're English soldiers, ain't they?
three, maybe more!	Armed?
how many?	Three, maybe more!
they're coming!	How many?
we don't split up!	They used hounds on us in Ireland, it's the only way!
we must run in different directions!	We don't split up!
a common thief.	A patriot!
excellent! stephen is my name. i'm the most wanted man on the emerald isle. except i'm not on the emerald isle of course, more's the pity.	A common thief.
is your poppa a ghost -- or do you converse with god almighty?	In order to find his equal, and Irishman is forced to talk to God.  Yes, Father!...  The Almighty says don't change the subject, just answer the fookin' question.
all right, father, i'll ask him!  if i risk my neck for you, will i get a chance to kill englishmen?	Is your Poppa a ghost -- or do you converse with God Almighty?
in my heart i had begun to hope that he would never break.	All men lose heart. All betray. It is exactly why we must make the choices we make.
we must have alliance with england to prevail here. you achieved that! you saved your family, increased your lands! in time you will have all the power in scotland!... yet you grieve.	In my heart I had begun to hope that he would never break.
he broke because of me. i saw it. he lost all will to fight.	We must have alliance with England to prevail here. You achieved that! You saved your family, increased your lands! In time you will have all the power in Scotland!... Yet you grieve.
so more men were slaughtered uselessly!	He broke because of me. I saw it. He lost all will to fight.
he was so brave. with courage alone he nearly won.	So more men were slaughtered uselessly!
i am the one who is rotting. but i think your face looks graver than mine.	He was so brave. With courage alone he nearly won.
let her speak.	He will fight you forever. But what does he fight for? Freedom first, and peace. So grant them.
i have faced him. have you?	Let her speak.
forgive me, sire. i thought that generosity might demonstrate your greatness to those you mean to rule.	My greatness is better demonstrated with this.
this is what happens when you must send a woman. and a fool.	Forgive me, Sire. I thought that generosity might demonstrate your greatness to those you mean to rule.
no. i have it to ease the suffering of the children of this war.	This is what happens when you must send a woman. And a fool.
the scottish nobles have sent him no support. his army starves. our stall has worked, he must withdraw. you may return to your embroidery.	Humbly, M'lord.
...a mindless barbarian. not a king like you, m'lord.	The Scottish nobles have sent him no support. His army starves. Our stall has worked, he must withdraw. You may return to your embroidery.
you spoke with this wallace in private. what kind of man is he?	...A mindless barbarian. Not a king like you, M'lord.
he waits. for you. he says he will attack no more towns -- if you are man enough to come fight him.	You spoke with this Wallace in private. What kind of man is he?
then why does he stay? my scouts say he has not advanced.	He waits. For you. He says he will attack no more towns -- if you are man enough to come fight him.
no. he did not.	Then why does he stay? My scouts say he has not advanced.
my son's loyal wife returns, unkilled by the heathen. so he accepted our bribe.	No. He did not.
shall i leave, m'lord?	If he wants his queen to rule, then you stay and learn how! I will deal with him.
i sent for him -- and the little coward send you?!	Shall I leave, M'lord?
your pardon, m'lord, he asked me to come in his stead.	I sent for him -- and the little coward send you?!
where is my son?	Your pardon, M'lord, he asked me to come in his stead.
i do not confess.	Then on the morrow, thou shalt receive they purification... And in the end, I promise you'll beg for the axe.
confess, and you may receive a quick death. deny, and you must be purified by pain. do you confess? ...do you confess?!	I do not confess.
-- while many who serve him have taken and broken his oath many times. i cannot commit treason, if i have never been his subject!	Confess, and you may receive a quick death. Deny, and you must be purified by pain. Do you confess? ...DO YOU CONFESS?!
it matters not, he is thy king!	-- while many who serve him have taken and broken his oath many times. I cannot commit treason, if I have never been his subject!
never, in my whole life, did i swear allegiance to your king --	It matters not, he is thy king!
against thy king, thou vile fool! hast thou anything to say?	Never, in my whole life, did I swear allegiance to your king --
treason. against whom?	Against thy king, thou vile fool! Hast thou anything to say?
then when?	...Tonight!
my parents are growing suspicious! i can't keep meeting you every night!	Then when?
tonight then.	My parents are growing suspicious! I can't keep meeting you every night!
shush. it's only been a day.  and it's seemed like forever.	Tonight then.
i've missed you.	Shush. It's only been a day.  And it's seemed like forever.
this night is too beautiful to have again.	I will be with you, like this. Forever.
i don't want to scare you. i want to be yours, and you mine. every night like this one.	This night is too beautiful to have again.
you scare me.	I don't want to scare you. I want to be yours, and you mine. Every night like this one.
but i won't give you up to any nobleman.	You scare me.
nor i!	But I won't give you up to any nobleman.
i'm not just saying it!	Nor I!
i... accept your proposal!	I'm not just saying it!
i want... to marry you!	I... accept your proposal!
no. you don't choose your dreams. your dreams choose you.	I want... to marry you!
did it work?	No. You don't choose your dreams. Your dreams choose you.
some nights. i have dreams. mostly dreams i don't want. i started riding at night to fill up my mind so that when i did sleep i'd dream only of the ride and the adventure.	Did it work?
you've been here before?	Some nights. I have dreams. Mostly dreams I don't want. I started riding at night to fill up my mind so that when I did sleep I'd dream only of the ride and the adventure.
i'll invite you again, but your mother thinks i'm crazy.	You are. And I'll come again.
thank you for inviting.	I'll invite you again, but your mother thinks I'm crazy.
thank you for accepting.	Thank you for inviting.
it's not you. he dislikes that you're a wallace. he just says... the wallaces don't seem to live for very long.	Thank you for accepting.
your father doesn't like me, does he?	It's not you. He dislikes that you're a Wallace. He just says... the Wallaces don't seem to live for very long.
i need you so much! i love you!	Wake up, William. Wake up!
and i with you. but you must wake.	I need you so much! I love you!
i don't want to wake. i want to stay with you.	And I with you. But you must wake.
yes, you are. and you must wake.	I don't want to wake. I want to stay with you.
i'm dreaming.	Yes, you are. And you must wake.
knowing his passion for his lost love, they next plotted to take him by desecrating the graves of his father and brother and setting an ambush at the grave of his wife. he fought his way through the trap and carried her body to a secret place! now that is romance, oui?	...I wouldn't know.
a magistrate wished to capture him, and found he had a secret lover, so he cut the girl's throat to tempt wallace to fight -- and fight he did.	Knowing his passion for his lost love, they next plotted to take him by desecrating the graves of his father and brother and setting an ambush at the grave of his wife. He fought his way through the trap and carried her body to a secret place! Now that is romance, Oui?
this scottish rebel... wallace? he fights to avenge a woman?	A magistrate wished to capture him, and found he had a secret lover, so he cut the girl's throat to tempt Wallace to fight -- and fight he did.
ah, oui! englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.	This Scottish rebel... Wallace? He fights to avenge a woman?
he shouldn't be telling secrets in bed.	Ah, Oui! Englishmen don't know what a tongue is for.
last night i slept with a member of the war council.	He shouldn't be telling secrets in bed.
how do you know this?	Last night I slept with a member of the War Council.
when the king returns he will bury them in those new clothes. scotland is in chaos. your husband is secretly sending an army north.	How do you know this?
it will numb my wits, and i must have them all. if i'm senseless, or if i wail, then longshanks will have broken me.	I can't bear the thought of your torture. Take it!
drink this! it will dull your pain.	It will numb my wits, and I must have them all. If I'm senseless, or if I wail, then Longshanks will have broken me.
every man dies. not every man really lives.	Drink this! It will dull your pain.
you will die! it will be awful!	Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
mercy... is to die quickly. perhaps even live in the tower. in time, who knows what can happen, if you can only live.	If I swear to him, then everything I am is dead already.
will he show mercy to my country? will he take back his soldiers, and let us rule ourselves?	Mercy... is to die quickly. Perhaps even live in the Tower. In time, who knows what can happen, if you can only live.
sir, i... come to beg you to confess all, and swear allegiance to the king, that he might show you mercy.	Will he show mercy to my country? Will he take back his soldiers, and let us rule ourselves?
m'lady... what kindness of you to visit a stranger.	Sir, I... come to beg you to confess all, and swear allegiance to the king, that he might show you mercy.
i cannot love you for the sake of revenge.	No. But can you love me for the sake of all you loved and lost? Or simply love me... because I love you?
you understand. consider, before you laugh and say no. you will never own a throne, though you deserve one. but just as the sun will rise tomorrow, some man will rule england. and what if his veins ran not with the blood of longshanks, but with that of a true king?	I cannot love you for the sake of revenge.
i have taken vows. more than one. i've vowed faithfulness to my husband, and sworn to give him a son. and i cannot keep both promises.	You understand. Consider, before you laugh and say no. You will never own a throne, though you deserve one. But just as the sun will rise tomorrow, some man will rule England. And what if his veins ran not with the blood of Longshanks, but with that of a true king?
you have... you have a husband.	I have taken vows. More than one. I've vowed faithfulness to my husband, and sworn to give him a son. And I cannot keep both promises.
why did you?	Because of the way you're looking at me now. The same way... as when we met.
a meeting in a barn. it had to be a trap. and only you would know i would be aware of it.	It does me good to see you.
i understand you have suffered. i know... about your woman.	She was my wife. We married in secret because I would not share her with an English lord. They killed her to get to me. And she was pregnant.
slaves are made in such ways!	I understand you have suffered. I know... about your woman.
peace is made is such ways.	SLAVES ARE MADE IN SUCH WAYS!
a lordship. and gold. that i should become judas.	Peace is made is such ways.
let us talk plainly. you invade england. but you cannot complete the conquest, so far from your shelter and supply. the king proposes that you withdraw your attack. in return he grants you title, estates, and this chest with a thousand pounds of gold, which i am to pay to you personally.	A Lordship. And gold. That I should become Judas.
york was the staging point for every invasion of my country. and that royal cousin hanged a hundred scots, even women and children, from the city walls.	That is not possible.
did god make you the sacker of peaceful cities? the executioner of the king's nephew, my husband's own cousin?	York was the staging point for every invasion of my country. And that royal cousin hanged a hundred Scots, even women and children, from the city walls.
i have been given nothing. god makes men what they are.	Did God make you the sacker of peaceful cities? The executioner of the king's nephew, my husband's own cousin?
i understand that you have recently been given the rank of knight.	I have been given nothing. God makes men what they are.
but now that i am here, will you speak with a woman?	I understand that you have recently been given the rank of knight.
it's battle i want, not talk.	But now that I am here, will you speak with a woman?
i come as the king's servant, and with his authority.	It's battle I want, not talk.
wife of edward, the king's son?	I come as the king's servant, and with his authority.
i am the princess of wales.	Wife of Edward, the king's son?
i must... consult with my father.	And I will consult with mine.
then tell me what a king is! is he a man who believes only what others believe? is he one who calculates the numbers for and against him but never weighs the strength in your own heart? there is strength in you. i see it. i know it.	I must... consult with my father.
i am trying.	Then tell me what a king is! Is he a man who believes only what others believe? Is he one who calculates the numbers for and against him but never weighs the strength in your own heart? There is strength in you. I see it. I know it.
war finds me willing. i know it won't bring back all i have lost. but it can bring what none of us have ever had -- a country of our own. for that we need a king. we need you.	I am trying.
i'm no coward! i want what you want! but we need the nobles.	Nobles? What does that mean -- to be noble? Your title gives you claim to the throne of our country. But men don't follow titles, they follow courage! Your arm speaks louder than your tongue. Our people know you. Noble and common, they respect you. If you would lead them toward freedom, they would follow you. And so would I.
we all end up dead. it's only a question of how. and why.	I'm no coward! I want what you want! But we need the nobles.
no. but from top to bottom this country has no sense of itself. its nobles share allegiance with england and its clans war with each other. if you make enemies on both sides of the border, you'll end up dead.	We all end up dead. It's only a question of how. And why.
and the common man who bleeds on the battlefield, does he risk less?	No. But from top to bottom this country has no sense of itself. Its nobles share allegiance with England and its clans war with each other. If you make enemies on both sides of the border, you'll end up dead.
wait! ...i respect what you said. but remember, these men have lands, castles. much to risk.	And the common man who bleeds on the battlefield, does he risk less?
come, it'll help you sleep.	Aye. But it won't let me dream.
fine speech. now what do we do?	Bring out our spearmen and set them in the field.
i thought i was dead when ya pulled that dagger!	No English lord would trust an Irishman!
who would do such a thing?	Exactly.
the dogs have a scent. my scent. someone must have given it to them.	Who would do such a thing?
what's the crazy man saying, lord?	The dogs have a scent. My scent. Someone must have given it to them.
they've tricked us.	What's the crazy man saying, Lord?
we can't stop!	They've tricked us.
what?	When I asked Evan about his drawing, well, he didn't remember doing it.
of course. there is one more thing, mrs. treborn. and i feel bad for mentioning it...	What?
thank you for showing it to me first. i'll... i'll take care of it. can i have the picture?	Of course. There is one more thing, Mrs. Treborn. And I feel bad for mentioning it...
what is it?	Yesterday I had all the children draw pictures of what they wanted to be when they grew up. Most of them made drawings of what their parents did, but this...
i was going to show this to the principal, but i wanted to talk to you first.	What is it?
mrs. treborn! i need to speak with you!	I'm sorry, but can it wait til tonight? I'm already late for work --
no dances, just tell me.	The hemorrhaging... the neural damage is irreparable. I'm frankly surprised he still has use of his motor functions.
actually, these tests weren't available twenty years ago.	So what did you find.
evan wake up, oh please wake up!	Nine, ten. And you're awake! Open your eyes, dammit!
it's worth a shot. i can arrange a controlled meeting. a careful dose of sedatives for jason, some security, you and i monitoring. evan comes in for a quick visit and with any luck, no more missing father complex.	How soon?...
well, he has been pushing me to meet his father, but i've been putting it off.	It's worth a shot. I can arrange a controlled meeting. A careful dose of sedatives for Jason, some security, you and I monitoring. Evan comes in for a quick visit and with any luck, no more missing father complex.
you'd be surprised how often they are.	Well, he has been pushing me to meet his father, but I've been putting it off.
come on, i doubt the answer's that simple.	You'd be surprised how often they are.
plenty. who knows? maybe he's got severe coping problems about not having a father. did you say the last blackout occurred when he was with his friend's dad.	Come on, I doubt the answer's that simple.
but he's seven. what kind of stress can he have?	Plenty. Who knows? Maybe he's got severe coping problems about not having a father. Did you say the last blackout occurred when he was with his friend's dad.
if i had to guess, i'd say the blackouts are stress related.	But he's seven. What kind of stress can he have?
but you must have something to go on?	If I had to guess, I'd say the blackouts are stress related.
unfortunately, we've got nothing to work with. it's harder playing detective now.	But you must have something to go on?
and the bad news?	Unfortunately, we've got nothing to work with. It's harder playing detective now.
well, the good news is that the results are negative. i've found no evidence in the way of lesions, hemorrhaging, tumors...	And the bad news?
why? what for?	It could be extremely useful to jog his memory. See if he remembers anything new the next day. And I'll have the test results back in a few days.
a journal. just have him write down everything he does.	Why? What for?
anything.	A journal. Just have him write down everything he does.
look, andrea, i'm sure he'll test negative for brain disorders. but there's something else you can try to monitor his memory.	Anything.
just tell me that evan doesn't have jason's illness...	Look, Andrea, I'm sure he'll test negative for brain disorders. But there's something else you can try to monitor his memory.
not according to his teacher. it just got me thinking about jason and what if evan's inherited his father's condition?	Hold it, hold it, Andrea. Let's not jump to conclusions. I'll run some preliminary tests, see what we can rule out.
and you say he doesn't remember any of it?	Not according to his teacher. It just got me thinking about Jason and what if Evan's inherited his father's condition?
just. like. jason.	Don't worry. I'm gonna get you out of here.
you told me that on parents' weekend. remember? wait, that wasn't me. or you.	Just. Like. Jason.
how. did you. know that?	You told me that on Parents' Weekend. Remember? Wait, that wasn't me. Or you.
come on, mom. just 'cause dad was my age when he started going crazy doesn't mean that i'm nuts.	How. Did you. Know that?
you're. acting. like your father.	Come on, Mom. Just 'cause Dad was my age when he started going crazy doesn't mean that I'm nuts.
fix?	I just need the entry about the blockbuster. Wait, shit, no arms. I never even got the chance to write it.
there must be a way to fix this.	Fix?
what does that mean for evan?	He's saying it's like forty years worth of new memories have been jammed in my brain since last year. Overload city. 'Sat about the gist of it, doc?
okay, doc. what's the damage? how much time have i got?	Cute, Evan.
damn it, mom. i told you i need them all!	Fine. You'll get them, Evan. But I think it's far more important to focus on your case right now.
i found these. the others are still in storage.	Damn it, Mom. I told you I need them all!
i don't know. these things take time.	How's Kayleigh doing? She all right?
how long will i be in here?	I don't know. These things take time.
...i spoke to your new lawyer about the appeal. he's sure he can get you off on self-defense, so if you're patient.	How long will I be in here?
and then, just before it got so bad that he had to be committed, he said that he could...	What? What could he do?
sure...	And then, just before it got so bad that he had to be committed, he said that he could...
i couldn't tell if they were real memories or just phantoms. you know, he might only have thought he actually remembered them...	Sure...
when he was around your age... almost exactly your age. he said he figured out a trick to remember the past.	I couldn't tell if they were real memories or just phantoms. You know, he might only have thought he actually remembered them...
no, it's just weird with him being such a brain and all, i just wondered if he was ever able to remember stuff he'd forgotten.	When he was around your age... almost exactly your age. He said he figured out a trick to remember the past.
why do you ask?	No, it's just weird with him being such a brain and all, I just wondered if he was ever able to remember stuff he'd forgotten.
ma? did he ever say that he figured out a way to recall a lost memory years after he blacked it out for the first time?	Why do you ask?
please. he got straight a's without ever touching a book. that was the one area where his memory never failed him.	Ma? Did he ever say that he figured out a way to recall a lost memory years after he blacked it out for the first time?
did da -- jason --- get good grades?	Please. He got straight A's without ever touching a book. That was the one area where his memory never failed him.
i can't help it. i'm just so proud of you. you've got the highest grades in all of your classes.	Did Da -- Jason --- get good grades?
please, mom. people will talk.	I can't help it. I'm just so proud of you. You've got the highest grades in all of your classes.
i... i blacked out.	Don't try to use your blackouts to get out of this one!
something must've happened! what set him off?	I... I blacked out.
i don't know... i don't remember.	Something must've happened! What set him off?
now your father may seem sleepy to you, but that's just because of his medicine, okay?	Okay.
honey. what were you doing with that?	I... I don't remember.
what happened?	Honey. What were you doing with that?
these'll bring you luck, crockett.	Great. I'll see you soon.
that's why i wanted you to come here, evan. dr. redfield already has a background in memory loss.	My father has a bad memory, too?
i don't like this place, mom. it's creepy. please can we go? i promise i won't make any more bad pictures!	You'll be fine. Dr. Redfield just wants to give you some tests. You'll like him.
no.	Good. Because I've been waiting to see your art projects all week and I'd feel terrible if all you thought about was your father not being there.
i get the point, kiddo. but i'm not so bad, am i?	No.
all the dads are gonna be there.	I get the point, kiddo. But I'm not so bad, am I?
we've been over this a hundred times. it's too dangerous for him.	But Lenny said that his dad's coming... and Tommy and Kayleigh's dad...
can't he come out for one day?	We've been over this a hundred times. It's too dangerous for him.
you know the answer to that.	Can't he come out for one day?
um... can dad come this time?	You know the answer to that.
darn it!	Um... can dad come this time?
thanks. don't worry evan, you'll have plenty of time.	Darn it!
righty-tighty, lefty-lucy.	Thanks. Don't worry Evan, you'll have plenty of time.
we're putting up pictures for parent's night.	Righty-tighty, lefty-lucy.
when did you ever care about getting to school on time?	We're putting up pictures for Parent's Night.
we're gonna be late again.	When did you ever care about getting to school on time?
signs of the lord. they just appeared out of nowhere. i thought you were loco!	So you believe me?
what did you see? what did it look like?	Signs of the Lord. They just appeared out of nowhere. I thought you were loco!
weirder than this?	Marks, scars, I dunno. Anything could happen I guess.
just tell me if anything weird happens.	Weirder than this?
so when i'm out, i need you to watch my face and hands closely.	You need to see the prison shrink, man.
shit. i knew you were crazy.	I ain't bullshitting. Jesus speaks to me in my dreams.
because i think he sent me to your cell on purpose. for you to help me.	Shit. I knew you were crazy.
straight up.	Because I think he sent me to your cell on purpose. For you to help me.
you're religious carlos, you believe that bit about "the lord works in mysterious ways?"	Straight up.
can you protect me?	Jesus himself couldn't make me take on the Brotherhood. When they come, just put your mind in another place, man. Be somewhere else.
best not bitch up. wind up someone's luggage that way.	Can you protect me?
you remind me of your father. he always screamed for a photo album even though he never had one.	Photos?
but i... i need those books.	You remind me of your father. He always screamed for a photo album even though he never had one.
think evan. you've invented a disease that doesn't exist. alternate universes with colleges, prisons, paraplegia...	But I... I need those books.
books?	My journals! Where are they?
where are my goddamn books?	Books?
hey, evan. what's the big rush? we don't meet for another hour.	Where are my goddamn books?
this is where we're finding most of the hemorrhaging. the outer lining of the cerebral cortex.	Lemme guess. Would that be where the memories are stored?
it's a little complicated. i haven't seen results exactly like these before.	Are you sure? Not even with my father?
the car doesn't vanish evan. the movie in your head has broken, that's all. but now i've re-spliced it and i want you to tell me about the car.	It's coming... argh! I can't!
i can't... the car vanishes and all of a sudden i'm on the ground in the woods.	The car doesn't vanish Evan. The movie in your head has broken, that's all. But now I've re-spliced it and I want you to tell me about the car.
go on. nothing can hurt you. remember, this is only a movie. you're completely safe.	I can't... the car vanishes and all of a sudden I'm on the ground in the woods.
okay. then go a little forward in time. what do you see now?	I see a car.
no, protecting her.	Okay. Then go a little forward in time. What do you see now?
are you hurting her?	No, protecting her.
i'm standing next to kayleigh, my hands are over her ears.	Are you hurting her?
where are you now?	I'm standing next to Kayleigh, my hands are over her ears.
yes.	Where are you now?
now i want you to go back to the time you were in the woods with lenny. think of it like a movie. you can pause, rewind, or slow down any details you wish. understand?	Yes.
dad lives here?	Not in this wing, actually. No.
hello, evan. it's very nice to meet you.  he's as handsome as his father.	You know my father?
get out. both of you.	Sorry, dude. Just figured it'd be okay with you bein' sick and all.
huh?	Fuck off, frat boy.
whasamatter? lost your rolex?	Huh?
what?	Shucks, I dunno. But maybe there's a reason why you've repressed the one day when some old lecher had you in your tighty whities, dammit!
are you stupid or what?	What?
shhh! i need quiet for this.	Are you stupid or what?
what the fuck are you doing?	Shhh! I need quiet for this.
i never wanted to be in the movie anyway and it was cold so i wanted to wear my clothes but mr. miller took his shirt off --	What the fuck are you doing?
you really think he wanted to kill you?	All I know is that I might be able to unblock some of my repressed memories.
just by absorbing the first worm into its cellular structure, it gets all of the worm's memories.	That's probably why Hannibal Lecter's so smart.
it's an experiment with flatworms and a maze. you take a flatworm and run it through the maze until he's memorized it. then you put a new flatworm in the maze. he's clueless. banging into walls, getting lost, whatever.	Like Ozzy.
i thought you were a december baby.	This is bigger. Seven years to the day. No blackouts.
get dressed, thumper, you're taking me out for my birthday.	I thought you were a December baby.
then you think it might have worked out?	Why not? But that's not how things wound up. I'm with Lenny, Lenny's your friend. And there it ends.
well a lot of things cross my mind. i've always been a fast thinker, ev. i can play out the movie of our entire lives in under a second. boom -- we fall in love -- get married -- two kids, your keen analytical insight matched to my generous nature -- kids grow old as do we, relatively stable relationships, matching burial plots, the whole bit. it took a lot longer to spit out than to imagine.	Then you think it might have worked out?
and...?	Well a lot of things cross my mind. I've always been a fast thinker, Ev. I can play out the movie of our entire lives in under a second. Boom -- we fall in love -- get married -- two kids, your keen analytical insight matched to my generous nature -- kids grow old as do we, relatively stable relationships, matching burial plots, the whole bit. It took a lot longer to spit out than to imagine.
it's crossed my mind from time to time.	And...?
i never knew that. so then you still sometimes think of us... together?	It's crossed my mind from time to time.
when my folks split, they gave me and tommy a choice who we wanted to live with. i couldn't stand my dad, but i knew if i moved to my mom's i'd never see you again.	I never knew that. So then you still sometimes think of us... together?
i don't get it.	When my folks split, they gave me and Tommy a choice who we wanted to live with. I couldn't stand my dad, but I knew if I moved to my mom's I'd never see you again.
that's why when i was little i never went to live with my mother.	I don't get it.
i was?	That's why when I was little I never went to live with my mother.
sure, evan, why not? you were the first person i really ever cared about.	I was?
kayleigh? do you ever think about "us?" i mean, wonder if it could ever have been different between the two of us?	Sure, Evan, why not? You were the first person I really ever cared about.
yeah, i think i gotta get these fixed or something.	Kayleigh? Do you ever think about "us?" I mean, wonder if it could ever have been different between the two of us?
is something the matter?	Yeah, I think I gotta get these fixed or something.
he saved mrs. halpern? please, the twisted fuck.	Is something the matter?
you know how spiritual he's gotten ever since he saved mrs. halpern and katie.	He saved Mrs. Halpern? Please, the twisted fuck.
we have to get you to sunnyvale. you're having one of your famous hemorrhages.	Stop! Take me back!
where are we going?	We have to get you to Sunnyvale. You're having one of your famous hemorrhages.
i'm over it. whenever i try to help anyone it all turns to shit.	Well, don't give up now, Slick. You've already done so much for me. Hell, why don't you go back in time and save Mrs. Halpern and her baby. Then maybe Lenny wouldn't freak out and ruin my family.
off to change everyone's life again, is that it? maybe this time you'll pop up in some mansion while i wind up in tijuana doing the donkey act.	I'm over it. Whenever I try to help anyone it all turns to shit.
don't think i'll need it where i'm going.	Off to change everyone's life again, is that it? Maybe this time you'll pop up in some mansion while I wind up in Tijuana doing the donkey act.
sure you don't want your wallet?	Don't think I'll need it where I'm going.
there is no fuckin' way on this planet or any other that i was in some fuckin' sorority.	Sure you don't want your wallet?
which is?	There is no fuckin' way on this planet or any other that I was in some fuckin' sorority.
there's one major hole in your story.	Which is?
that i didn't leave you there to rot.	There's one major hole in your story.
know what?	That I didn't leave you there to rot.
i just thought you should know.	Know what?
anyone with fifty bucks could tell you that.	Then forget that. How about... you prefer the smell of a skunk to flowers, you hate cilantro because for reasons unknown to you, it reminds you of your step-sister.
shit. i dunno. how would i know about the twin moles on your inner thigh?	Anyone with fifty bucks could tell you that.
oh? there's proof now?	Shit. I dunno. How would I know about the twin moles on your inner thigh?
i couldn't give a shit if you believe me or not, and frankly i'm too tired to prove it to you.	Oh? There's proof now?
i'm the only person you've told? that's a great line. does that make other girls swoon? do they actually eat up this bullshit?	I couldn't give a shit if you believe me or not, and frankly I'm too tired to prove it to you.
i never thought you would. that's why i've never bothered to tell a soul until now, and why i never will again.	I'm the only person you've told? That's a great line. Does that make other girls swoon? Do they actually eat up this bullshit?
you're right, evan, i don't believe you.	I never thought you would. That's why I've never bothered to tell a soul until now, and why I never will again.
do you remember when i was a kid and i had those blackouts?	You're right, Evan, I don't believe you.
on the bridge. how did you know that tommy had your dog? that was no fucking hunch.	Do you remember when I was a kid and I had those blackouts?
yeah?	On the bridge. How did you know that Tommy had your dog? That was no fucking hunch.
let me ask you a question. just a little one that's been gnawing at me for years.	Yeah?
different? how?	Let me ask you a question. Just a little one that's been gnawing at me for years.
because you're... different.	Different? How?
why's that?	Because you're... different.
i've seen some sickening shit. i don't blink twice anymore, especially in your case.	Why's that?
you wouldn't believe me. i mean, people always say, "you wouldn't believe me", but in this case, it's not even worth trying.	I've seen some sickening shit. I don't blink twice anymore, especially in your case.
what's happened to you?	You wouldn't believe me. I mean, people always say, "You wouldn't believe me", but in this case, it's not even worth trying.
the bottom. when you're just a piece of meat waiting for the next attack.	What's happened to you?
ha! where's that?	The bottom. When you're just a piece of meat waiting for the next attack.
no. just that you need to hurt me with it. i've been where you've been.	Ha! Where's that?
oh, i'm sorry. does my line of work make you uncomfortable, precious?	No. Just that you need to hurt me with it. I've been where you've been.
i get it. you can drop it now.	Oh, I'm sorry. Does my line of work make you uncomfortable, precious?
so how's tricks? sorry, occupational humor.	I get it. You can drop it now.
oh, i thought you were my eight o'clock. make it fast, i'm expecting someone.	Nice to see you, too. Can I come in?
evan. stop it. it's not the time.	Now's the only time!  Today you get a chance to redeem yourself. Start over with a clean slate. Tabula rasa --
i want you to take this, lenny. today's your day of atonement. i know how guilty you feel about that woman and her baby --	Evan. Stop it. It's not the time.
evan, stop! you're gonna kill him!	He's a fucking maniac!
wait. something's not right. isn't that your jacket?	What?
i know i've been actin strange lately. it's just that... i don't want anything to happen to us.	Wait. Something's not right. Isn't that your jacket?
i can't put my finger on it, but everything's a bit off. even the dinner tonight. it was beautiful, but...	I know I've been actin strange lately. It's just that... I don't want anything to happen to us.
i walk differently?	I can't put my finger on it, but everything's a bit off. Even the dinner tonight. It was beautiful, but...
i don't know. you seem... different. you make weird jokes. your accents changed. you don't even walk the same.	I walk differently?
like how?	I don't know. You seem... different. You make weird jokes. Your accents changed. You don't even walk the same.
it's just... you've been acting kinda strange, you know?	Like how?
what do you mean?	It's just... you've been acting kinda strange, you know?
are you okay?	What do you mean?
don't give me this oprah-book club bad upbringing shit, because you turned out fine.	My father never laid a hand on me. It's like the prick saved it all up for Tommy.
it's not his fault, evan. you knew how bad he had it when we were kids.	Don't give me this Oprah-book club bad upbringing shit, because you turned out fine.
yeah, right. tell that to crockett.	It's not his fault, Evan. You knew how bad he had it when we were kids.
please, evan. don't even joke. he wouldn't hurt you. he's just trying to scare you away from me.	Yeah, right. Tell that to Crockett.
might'a been nice.  like this is gonna do any good. maybe one of the frat guys has a gun.	Please, Evan. Don't even joke. He wouldn't hurt you. He's just trying to scare you away from me.
it's my fault. i should have told you he was released a few weeks ago.	Might'a been nice.  Like this is gonna do any good. Maybe one of the frat guys has a gun.
why are you doing all this for me?	Simple math. When I woke up this morning and saw your smile... I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you.
go on. sit down.	Why are you doing all this for me?
i don't know what to say. it's beautiful.	Go on. Sit down.
you'll see.	I don't know what to say. It's beautiful.
i don't understand, where are you taking me?	You'll see.
what do you think it is about us that makes us so perfect? like, looking back, whatever gave you the nerve to sneak out and visit me after i moved away?	As if my dad could've stopped me from seeing you. What's he gonna do to me?
so it didn't feel... weird?	Yeah, if you call multiple orgasms weird.
oh my god, that was good. where'd you learn all those new tricks?	So it didn't feel... weird?
well i remember he had one... but he, like, put it away after the first day. why would that freak me out?	I dunno.  Just being weird.
hey, uh, don't go freaking out on me over this, but do you remember when your dad first got his video camera?	Well I remember he had one... but he, like, put it away after the first day. Why would that freak me out?
where... where are my clothes?	Those are your clothes, silly.
mmmm... you give good compliment. clean up and come back to bed.	Where... where are my clothes?
jesus, kayleigh, you're...  incredible.	Mmmm... You give good compliment. Clean up and come back to bed.
you can't hate yourself just because your dad's a twisted freak.	Who are you trying to convince, Evan?! You come all the way out here to stir up my shit just because you had a bad memory!? You want me to cry on your shoulder and tell you that everything's all better now? Well fuck you, Evan! Nothing's gonna be all better! Okay?! Nothing ever gets better!
just shut up, evan. you're wasting your breath.	You can't hate yourself just because your dad's a twisted freak.
is that why you came all the way back? to ask a lot of stupid questions about robin hood?	No, but I think something really bad might've happened to us.
i know, but...	Is that why you came all the way back? To ask a lot of stupid questions about Robin Hood?
it was a long time ago.	I know, but...
it's just... did he... what happened in the basement?	It was a long time ago.
what do you want to know, evan?	It's just... did he... what happened in the basement?
when we were kids. your dad was making a movie. robin hood or something?	What do you want to know, Evan?
well, sure. i'll try to remember. shoot.	When we were kids. Your dad was making a movie. Robin Hood or something?
well, lately some of the memories have begun to come back and i'd kinda like to talk to you about one of them in particular. it'd be a big help.	Well, sure. I'll try to remember. Shoot.
of course.	Well, lately some of the memories have begun to come back and I'd kinda like to talk to you about one of them in particular. It'd be a big help.
remember when i was a kid i had all these blackouts?	Of course.
me? are you kidding? why?	Remember when I was a kid I had all these blackouts?
actually, kayleigh, the reason i came back to town was to talk to you.	Me? Are you kidding? Why?
she had a new family. not enough space for me. said i should have moved in with her when we were kids. but... whatever.	Actually, Kayleigh, the reason I came back to town was to talk to you.
couldn't you have moved in with your mom?	She had a new family. Not enough space for me. Said I should have moved in with her when we were kids. But... whatever.
not if you remember my dad.	Couldn't you have moved in with your mom?
wow. that must've taken some courage.	Not if you remember my dad.
no. i emancipated myself when i was fifteen.	Wow. That must've taken some courage.
so how's tommy?	They kept him in juvy for a few years. Now he works over at Dale's Autobody.
i've stopped a hundred times.	So how's Tommy?
not since we were kids.	I've stopped a hundred times.
i'm going to state now. things are going okay. i guess. mom's good...	Not since we were kids.
no, evan. i don't know. it's been a long time. fill me in.	I'm going to State now. Things are going okay. I guess. Mom's good...
oh, comme si, comme ca, you know...	No, Evan. I don't know. It's been a long time. Fill me in.
god, evan! i never thought i'd see you again. how've you been?	Oh, comme si, comme ca, you know...
welcome home. thought you might like some fresh air for a change.	Hi, Lenny.
did your mom say if lenny was... okay?	He must be. They're letting him go, right?
duck, here they come.	Did your mom say if Lenny was... okay?
he's been acting real strange lately. he won't even look me in the eyes anymore.	Duck, here they come.
i can't believe tommy's still pissed at me. he knows i'm moving away, right?	He's been acting real strange lately. He won't even look me in the eyes anymore.
i deserve a lot worse.	What are you talking about? What you deserve is a better brother and father. All they do is make you feel like shit.
damn. your dad did this?	I deserve a lot worse.
it's not your fault. mrs. kagan called dad and blamed us for what happened to lenny.	Damn. Your dad did this?
i'm sorry.	It's not your fault. Mrs. Kagan called dad and blamed us for what happened to Lenny.
ouch.	I'm sorry.
i'm sorry kayleigh. this was a bad idea.	You really don't remember anything that happened?
oh god... what did we do?	Shit, Lenny. What's happened to you! We've gotta get help!
we should go soon. if dad catches us smoking down here, we're dead.	So let's go. This place creeps me out.
that's dangerous! you could blow your hands off!	Been there, done that.
and i'll tell the child protective services about your kiddie porn endeavors. one step closer and i'll shove this up your ass!	That's dangerous! You could blow your hands off!
easy does it, evan! don't be a bad boy or i'll tell mommy you were naughty.	And I'll tell the Child Protective Services about your kiddie porn endeavors. One step closer and I'll shove this up your ass!
...yes.	Listen close then, fuckbag. You screw up again and I swear I'll flat out castrate you.
let's just say you're being closely watched, george. your other option is to get your porn off the rack and treat kayleigh like... oh, let's say like how a loving father treats his daughter. sound okay to you, papa?	...yes.
who -- who are you?	Let's just say you're being closely watched, George. Your other option is to get your porn off the rack and treat Kayleigh like... oh, let's say like how a loving father treats his daughter. Sound okay to you, Papa?
it'll change your daughter from a beautiful child into an empty shell whose only concept of trust was betrayed by her own sick pedophile father. ultimately, it'll lead to her suicide. nice work, daddy.	Who -- who are you?
what's happened to -- how are you doing that?	It'll change your daughter from a beautiful child into an empty shell whose only concept of trust was betrayed by her own sick pedophile father. Ultimately, it'll lead to her suicide. Nice work, daddy.
wrong answer, fuckbag. this is the very moment of your reckoning. in the next thirty seconds you're going to open one of two doors. the first door will forever traumatize your own flesh and blood.	What's happened to -- How are you doing that?
it's time for you to stand where the hell i told you.	Wrong answer, fuckbag. This is the very moment of your reckoning. In the next thirty seconds you're going to open one of two doors. The first door will forever traumatize your own flesh and blood.
what time is it?	It's time for you to stand where the hell I told you.
quit acting like some retard or i'll call your mother and tell her what a naughty little shit you've been.	Kayleigh? What happened?
i was just somewhere else -- how did i get here?	Quit acting like some retard or I'll call your mother and tell her what a naughty little shit you've been.
calm down, kid. stand still.	I was just somewhere else -- how did I get here?
where am i? what happened? where did we all go?	Calm down, kid. Stand still.
we're really gonna be in a movie!?	That's right, Evan, and you get to be the star.
you can't play god, son. it must end with me. just by being here, you may be killing your mother.	Bullshit. I'll send you a postcard when I've made everything perfect again.
who's to say you can't make things better?	You can't play God, son. It must end with me. Just by being here, you may be killing your mother.
there is no "right". when you change who people are, you destroy who they were.	Who's to say you can't make things better?
but it didn't. and now i need info to make things right again and you're the only one who can give it to me.	There is no "right". When you change who people are, you destroy who they were.
i was praying this curse would have ended with me.	But it didn't. And now I need info to make things right again and you're the only one who can give it to me.
look, jason, i need some fast answers if i'm ever gonna fix what i've done.	I was praying this curse would have ended with me.
are you okay? you looked like you were somewhere else for a second there.	Look, Jason, I need some fast answers if I'm ever gonna fix what I've done.
it's okay. i won't bite. you've seen pictures of me, right?	Uh-huh. Mom says I have your eyes and your --
thanks. wow. hey, i want to do something really special for kayleigh tomorrow. if i said i needed some help from you and the brothers...	I'd say blow me. Get the pledges to do it.
damn, evan, on the d.l.	Thanks. Wow. Hey, I want to do something really special for Kayleigh tomorrow. If I said I needed some help from you and the brothers...
you're kidding. are these the answers?!	Damn, Evan, on the D.L.
me neither.	You're kidding. Are these the answers?!
we'll find out soon enough.	Me neither.
evan, you're hysterical. you study for this?	We'll find out soon enough.
evan treborn.	The answer's 'no', Mr. Treborn. Now take a seat. The exam's about to begin.
and you are...?	Evan Treborn.
i still owe you an essay from last week. is there any way i could get an extension?	And you are...?
remember, everyone! only two weeks until your science projects are due.	I still owe you an essay from last week. Is there any way I could get an extension?
just don't drop the ball, okay?	I won't let you down, Professor Carter.
i know, i know. who can think of worms when your libido's in full swing, right?	Just don't drop the ball, okay?
oh, fine i guess. it's been kind of crazy lately with my mom coming up, so i haven't...	I know, I know. Who can think of worms when your libido's in full swing, right?
whoa! didn't mean to scare you, evan. just wanted to know how the flatworms project was coming.	Oh, fine I guess. It's been kind of crazy lately with my mom coming up, so I haven't...
typical psych major. a complete wise ass. and how's your project coming? still planning to change the way we humble scientists view memory assimilation?	Hey, I got no choice.
i'm not sure. i might have gotten some stories mixed up. did pavlov condition his dogs to lick his nuts?	Typical psych major. A complete wise ass. And how's your project coming? Still planning to change the way we humble scientists view memory assimilation?
it didn't feel like a dream.	Maybe because they never do.  So Don Juan, you pass out on all your dates?
come on, go on...	It was like Tommy was possessed or something. There was a hate in his eyes that I couldn't really call human.
freeze! no "worm-boy". no "mr. worm," and no "worm-master-general!" once you get a nickname like that you can't shake it. and i don't want everyone thinking i've got tapeworms coming out of my ass or something, okay?	Deal. Now read me something.
yeah. i've been keeping journals since i was seven.	Wow... read something.
most guys tuck their porn under here, but all you have are... comp books.	Yeah. I've been keeping journals since I was seven.
thumper had a busy afternoon.	You're kidding. He's so... big.
smells like sex in here.	Thumper had a busy afternoon.
so what's the point?	Maybe if I can figure out how the memories of a simple worm function, it'll help me understand the complexities of the human brain.
destroy it?	If I hadn't blown my arms off, Mom never woulda started smoking in the first place. Now shhhh.
shhh. i need to concentrate on the blockbuster if i'm gonna destroy it.	Destroy it?
what?	Shhh. I need to concentrate on the blockbuster if I'm gonna destroy it.
duly noted. now i'm gonna ask you for one last favor.	What?
what do you need it for? i don't get you lately.	Duly noted. Now I'm gonna ask you for one last favor.
are you sure you even packed it?	My mom packed for me. I think she sent everything I ever owned. So we'll see.
uh, we should be getting to class now.	Forget it. What's the point of Psych now? Tomorrow I could wake up as some dirt farmer in Bangladesh.
you knew the whole time, didn't you?  when you put the blade in my hand, you knew something big was going to happen. didn't you?!	Y... yes. I guess I did.
yeah, good, what else do you remember?	Drop it or I'll slit your mother's throat in her sleep.
i couldn't cut the rope.	Yeah, good, what else do you remember?
that should buy you ten minutes at least.	Gee, thanks friend.
can... can... can i have this?	Sure. I was gonna make a new one, anyway.
mom. don't cry. i can change this.	I think I'll go check out the chapel.
lung cancer?	Sorry, Mrs. T. He's been out of sorts lately.
i did what you said, man! we're pooling our student funds with hillel house and we're going to have an awareness dance.	Oh goody, nothing like spinning my chair around to a techno mix of Hava Nagila til I puke.
listen to me good, evan...	I'll do whatever you want. You don't want me to ever see Kayleigh again, fine. Just let Crockett go. Besides, you kill him now and they'll stick you in juvy for sure. And I know you'd never leave your sister alone with your father.
no one thinks you're a piece of shit, tommy.	Right, Evan. I believe you just said "sick fuck."
it wasn't enough that the whole world loves you, but you had to take away the last person on earth who didn't think i was a piece of shit.	No one thinks you're a piece of shit, Tommy.
what the hell are you doing?	It wasn't enough that the whole world loves you, but you had to take away the last person on earth who didn't think I was a piece of shit.
leave us alone you sick fuck!	Get this "us" shit. As if I was gonna lay a hand on my own sister. You've done nicely for yourself, Evan. Nice friends, nice life, not to mention you're fucking my sister. Not a bad piece of ass if I say so myself.
look what you made me do!	What's wrong with you?!
hurry! let's go! get him up, evan! come on!	What happened?? Where are we?!
tommy, i'm bored shitless over here. what's up already?	Hold your horses, man. It's here somewhere. I saw it when I was a kid.
hey, what'd you do that for?	Fat little baby, crying for mommy.
none taken. hey, uh, does kayleigh miller still work here?	Sorry. Never heard of her.
meant no offense.	None taken. Hey, uh, does Kayleigh Miller still work here?
i come from a big family.	Meant no offense.
nothing. just that my brother did a stint in the pen and he used to eat like that.	I come from a big family.
huh?	Nothing. Just that my brother did a stint in the pen and he used to eat like that.
just get out, didja?	Huh?
shut up, tommy!	Aw, hey now, that was a compliment.
lenny? come on!	Oh my God oh my God...
wipe that sad-assed look off your face before you get us all busted. you see the way evan's mom was looking at you?	I'm sorry.
where the hell are you taking us anyway? just blow something up already.	Just blow something up? Are you nuts? There's an art to mass destruction. Would you just paint the Mona Lisa? No. Besides, we're here already.
what did i say about mentioning that bitch?	Where the hell are you taking us anyway? Just blow something up already.
i thought i was the bad guy!	You are, silly. He's a bad sheriff.
quit it, tommy. evan gets to be robin hood. i'm gonna be maid marian, and you're the sheriff of nottingham!	I thought I was the bad guy!
i don't think evan gets to be in it --	Quit it, Tommy. Evan gets to be Robin Hood. I'm gonna be Maid Marian, and you're the Sheriff of Nottingham!
evan, guess what? dad got a new video camera and we're all gonna be in a movie.	I don't think Evan gets to be in it --
maybe it went out. should someone check it?	Yeah, you do that, Lenny.
the hell you aren't. anyone of us does it, you'll puss out and narc for sure.	Ain't gonna work this time, buddy. Look how small that fuse is! I'll get killed.
what? no frigging way, man. i'm not touching that thing.	The hell you aren't. Anyone of us does it, you'll puss out and narc for sure.
here you go, buddy.	What? No frigging way, man. I'm not touching that thing.
you put the mommy too far away. mrs. boswell has macaroni and glue if you wanna fix it.	You're such a retard!
monsieur rick, i --	-- He's just a lucky guy.
oh, but if you knew what it means to us to leave europe, to get to america! oh, but if jan should find out! he is such a boy. in many ways i am so much older than he is.	Yes, well, everybody in Casablanca has problems. Yours may work out. You'll excuse me.
go back to bulgaria.	Oh, but if you knew what it means to us to leave Europe, to get to America! Oh, but if Jan should find out! He is such a boy. In many ways I am so much older than he is.
oh, yes, please.	Go back to Bulgaria.
you want my advice?	Oh, yes, please.
and he never knew, and the girl kept this bad thing locked in her heart? that would be all right, wouldn't it?	You want my advice?
nobody ever loved me that much.	And he never knew, and the girl kept this bad thing locked in her heart? That would be all right, wouldn't it?
-- will he keep his word?	He always has.
and you want to know --	-- Will he keep his word?
yes, monsieur.	And you want to know --
and he is still willing to give you a visa?	Yes, Monsieur.
oh, yes.	And he is still willing to give you a visa?
does he know that?	Oh, yes.
he tells me he can give us an exit visa, but we have no money.	Does he know that?
yes, i'll bet.	He tells me he can give us an exit visa, but we have no money.
yes, but we have not much money, and traveling is so expensive and difficult. it was much more than we thought to get here. and then captain renault sees us and he is so kind. he wants to help us.	Yes, I'll bet.
so you decided to go to america.	Yes, but we have not much money, and traveling is so expensive and difficult. It was much more than we thought to get here. And then Captain Renault sees us and he is so kind. He wants to help us.
eight weeks. we come from bulgaria. oh, things are very bad there, monsieur. a devil has the people by the throat. so, jan and i, we, we do not want our children to grow up in such a country.	So you decided to go to America.
how long have you been married?	Eight weeks. We come from Bulgaria. Oh, things are very bad there, Monsieur. A devil has the people by the throat. So, Jan and I, we, we do not want our children to grow up in such a country.
at the roulette table, trying to win enough for our exit visa. well of course, he's losing.	How long have you been married?
i thought so. where's your husband?	At the roulette table, trying to win enough for our exit visa. Well of course, he's losing.
he did. captain renault did.	I thought so. Where's your husband?
-- now, just a minute. who told you to ask me that?	He did. Captain Renault did.
no, i mean, is he trustworthy? is his word --	-- Now, just a minute. Who told you to ask me that?
oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.	No, I mean, is he trustworthy? Is his word --
monsieur rick, what kind of man is captain renault?	Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so.
no.	Monsieur Rick, what kind of man is Captain Renault?
no, of course not. do you mind if i do?	No.
he is? well, captain renault's getting broadminded. sit down. will you have a drink?	No, of course not. Do you mind if I do?
my husband is with me, too.	He is? Well, Captain Renault's getting broadminded. Sit down. Will you have a drink?
i should have known.	My husband is with me, too.
i came with captain renault.	I should have known.
how did you get in here? you're under age.	I came with Captain Renault.
could i speak to you for just a moment, please?	How did you get in here? You're under age.
yes?	Could I speak to you for just a moment, please?
monsieur rick?	Yes?
i see.	But we who are still free will do all we can. We are organized, Monsieur, underground like everywhere else. Tomorrow night there is a meeting at the Caverne du Bois. If you would come...
we read five times that you were killed in five different places.	As you see, it was true every single time. Thank heaven I found you, Berger. I am looking for a man by the name of Ugarte. He is supposed to help me.
in a concentration camp, one is apt to lose a little weight.	We read five times that you were killed in five different places.
i recognize you from the news photographs, monsieur laszlo.	In a concentration camp, one is apt to lose a little weight.
a champagne cocktail, please.	I recognize you from the news photographs, Monsieur Laszlo.
yes, monsieur.	A champagne cocktail, please.
mr. berger, the ring, could i see it again?	Yes, Monsieur.
such a bargain. but that is your decision?	I'm sorry. It is.
what is your name?	Berger, Norwegian, and at your service, sir.
good.	What is your name?
thank you, but i hardly think --	-- Then perhaps for the lady. The ring is quite unique.
you will find a market there for this ring. i am forced to sell it at a great sacrifice.	Thank you, but I hardly think --
well?	You will find a market there for this ring. I am forced to sell it at a great sacrifice.
excuse me, but you look like a couple who are on their way to america.	Well?
i want you to take miss lund home.	Yes, sir.
yes, i come, i will do it.	I want you to take Miss Lund home.
-- tonight he forgot.	Yes, I come, I will do it.
but sacha always puts out that light --	-- Tonight he forgot.
i want you to turn out the light in the rear entrance. it might attract the police.	But Sacha always puts out that light --
yes, i come.	I want you to turn out the light in the rear entrance. It might attract the police.
come up here a minute.	Yes, I come.
the police break up our meeting. herr rick! we escaped in the last moment.	Come up here a minute.
goodnight.	Goodnight, Monsieur Rick.
i won't.	Goodnight.
-- don't tell me where you're going.	I won't.
i will. then i am going to the meeting of the --	-- Don't tell me where you're going.
now you finish locking up, will you, carl?	I will. Then I am going to the meeting of the --
oh, thank you, herr rick. sacha will be happy to hear it. i owe him money.	Now you finish locking up, will you, Carl?
maybe i won't have to. a bribe has worked before. in the meantime, everybody stays on salary.	Oh, thank you, Herr Rick. Sacha will be happy to hear it. I owe him money.
oh, two weeks, maybe three.	Maybe I won't have to. A bribe has worked before. In the meantime, everybody stays on salary.
how long can i afford to stay closed?	Oh, two weeks, maybe three.
well, you are in pretty good shape, herr rick.	How long can I afford to stay closed?
no thanks, carl.	Monsieur Rick!
monsieur rick, may i get you a cup of coffee?	No thanks, Carl.
it shall not happen again, monsieur.	That's all right.
here you are.	It shall not happen again, Monsieur.
-- forget it, emil. mistakes like that happen all the time.	I'm awfully sorry.
i am so upset, monsieur rick. you know i can't understand --	-- Forget it, Emil. Mistakes like that happen all the time.
well, i'll get it from the safe.	I am so upset, Monsieur Rick. You know I can't understand --
excuse me, monsieur rick, but a gentleman inside has won twenty thousand francs. the cashier would like some money.	Well, I'll get it from the safe.
er, goodbye, sir.	It has been a pleasure to meet you.
er, my check, please.	I have to warn you, sir. I beseech you...
i'd better be going.	Er, my check, please.
er, good luck, yes.	I'd better be going.
here's to you, sir.	Er, good luck, yes.
don't forget, you owe rick's a hundred cartons of american cigarettes.	I shall remember to pay it... to myself.
well, so long.	Don't forget, you owe Rick's a hundred cartons of American cigarettes.
of course they stay. rick's wouldn't be rick's without them.	Well, so long.
and abdul and carl and sacha, they stay with the place, or i don't sell.	Of course they stay. Rick's wouldn't be Rick's without them.
hmmm. i happen to know that he gets ten percent. but he's worth twenty- five.	And Abdul and Carl and Sacha, they stay with the place, or I don't sell.
oh, by the way, my agreement with sam's always been that he gets twenty- five percent of the profits. that still goes.	Hmmm. I happen to know that he gets ten percent. But he's worth twenty- five.
ah, to get out of casablanca and go to america! you're a lucky man.	Oh, by the way, my agreement with Sam's always been that he gets twenty- five percent of the profits. That still goes.
it's certainly not good enough. but since i'm in a hurry, it'll have to do.	Ah, to get out of Casablanca and go to America! You're a lucky man.
shall we draw up the papers, or is our handshake good enough?	It's certainly not good enough. But since I'm in a hurry, it'll have to do.
that's why i came over here to give them a chance to ransack my place.	Rick, don't be a fool. Take me into your confidence. You need a partner.
well, you're in good company. renault and strasser probably think so, too.	That's why I came over here to give them a chance to ransack my place.
rick, i'll put my cards on the table. i think you know where those letters are.	Well, you're in good company. Renault and Strasser probably think so, too.
i'll tell him when he comes in.	Rick, I'll put my cards on the table. I think you know where those letters are.
naturally there will be a few incidental expenses. that is the proposition i have for whoever has those letters.	I'll tell him when he comes in.
and the carrying charges?	Naturally there will be a few incidental expenses. That is the proposition I have for whoever has those letters.
i have a proposition for whoever has those letters. i will handle the entire transaction, get rid of the letters, take all the risk, for a small percentage.	And the carrying charges?
so could i. and i'm a poor businessman.	I have a proposition for whoever has those letters. I will handle the entire transaction, get rid of the letters, take all the risk, for a small percentage.
if i could lay my hands on those letters, i could make a fortune.	So could I. And I'm a poor businessman.
practically no one.	If I could lay my hands on those letters, I could make a fortune.
of course not. what upsets me is the fact that ugarte is dead and no one knows where those letters of transit are.	Practically no one.
you're a fat hypocrite. you don't feel any sorrier for ugarte than i do.	Of course not. What upsets me is the fact that Ugarte is dead and no one knows where those letters of transit are.
the bourbon.  the news about ugarte upset me very much.	You're a fat hypocrite. You don't feel any sorrier for Ugarte than I do.
carrying charges, my boy, carrying charges. here, sit down. there's something i want to talk over with you, anyhow.	The bourbon.  The news about Ugarte upset me very much.
i never drink in the morning. and every time you send my shipment over, it's always just a little bit short.	Carrying charges, my boy, carrying charges. Here, sit down. There's something I want to talk over with you, anyhow.
no hurry. i'll have it sent over. have a drink with me.	I never drink in the morning. And every time you send my shipment over, it's always just a little bit short.
i see the bus is in. i'll take my shipment with me.	No hurry. I'll have it sent over. Have a drink with me.
suppose we do.	My dear Rick, when will you realize that in this world today isolationism is no longer a practical policy?
suppose we ask sam. maybe he'd like to make a change.	Suppose we do.
suppose you run your business and let me run mine.	Suppose we ask Sam. Maybe he'd like to make a change.
that's too bad. that's casablanca's leading commodity. in refugees alone we could make a fortune if you would work with me through the black market.	Suppose you run your business and let me run mine.
i don't buy or sell human beings.	That's too bad. That's Casablanca's leading commodity. In refugees alone we could make a fortune if you would work with me through the black market.
what do you want for sam?	I don't buy or sell human beings.
it's not for sale at any price.	What do you want for Sam?
you haven't heard my offer.	It's not for sale at any price.
it's not for sale.	You haven't heard my offer.
fine, but i would like to buy your cafe.	It's not for sale.
hello, ferrari. how's business at the blue parrot?	Fine, but I would like to buy your cafe.
hello, rick.	Hello, Ferrari. How's business at the Blue Parrot?
it was gracious of you to share it with me. good day, mademoiselle, monsieur.	Good day.
he is a difficult customer, that rick. one never knows what he'll do or why. but it is worth a chance.	Thank you very much. Good day.
rick?	He is a difficult customer, that Rick. One never knows what he'll do or why. But it is worth a chance.
not for sure, monsieur, but i will venture to guess that ugarte left those letters with monsieur rick.	Rick?
do you know where they are?	Not for sure, Monsieur, but I will venture to guess that Ugarte left those letters with Monsieur Rick.
those letters were not found on ugarte when they arrested him.	Do you know where they are?
yes, something.	Those letters were not found on Ugarte when they arrested him.
i observe that you in one respect are a very fortunate man, monsieur. i am moved to make one more suggestion, why, i do not know, because it cannot possibly profit me, but, have you heard about signor ugarte and the letters of transit?	Yes, something.
we've decided, signor ferrari. for the present we'll go on looking for two exit visas. thank you very much.	Well, good luck. But be careful.  You know you're being shadowed?
i will stay here and keep on trying. i'm sure in a little while --	-- We might as well be frank, Monsieur. It will take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca. And the Germans have outlawed miracles.
as leader of all illegal activities in casablanca, i am an influential and respected man. it would not be worth my life to do anything for monsieur laszlo. you, however, are a different matter.	Signor Ferrari thinks it might just be possible to get an exit visa for you.
you see, my dear, the word has gone around.	As leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man. It would not be worth my life to do anything for Monsieur Laszlo. You, however, are a different matter.
and the other alternative?	My dear Mademoiselle, perhaps you have already observed that in Casablanca, human life is cheap. Good night, Mademoiselle.
it is possible the french authorities will find a reason to put him in the concentration camp here.	And the other alternative?
what are they?	It is possible the French authorities will find a reason to put him in the concentration camp here.
there are only two other alternatives for him.	What are they?
what value is that? you may recall what german guarantees have been worth in the past.	There are only two other alternatives for him.
uh huh. under a safe conduct from me.	What value is that? You may recall what German guarantees have been worth in the past.
occupied france?	Uh huh. Under a safe conduct from me.
that is also true, except for one destination, to return to occupied france.	Occupied France?
this morning you implied it was not safe for him to leave casablanca.	That is also true, except for one destination, to return to occupied France.
mademoiselle, after this disturbance it is not safe for laszlo to stay in casablanca.	This morning you implied it was not safe for him to leave Casablanca.
and mademoiselle?	You needn't be concerned about me.
yes.	She tried everything to get them, and nothing worked. She did her best to convince me that she was still in love with me, but that was all over long ago. For your sake, she pretended it wasn't, and I let her pretend.
and i said i would never leave you.	And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going you can't follow. What I've got to do you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now...
we'll always have paris. we didn't have, we'd lost it, until you came to casablanca. we got it back last night.	And I said I would never leave you.
but what about us?	We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we'd lost it, until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.
maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.	But what about us?
no.	Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.
i'm saying it because it's true. inside of us we both know you belong with victor. you're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. if that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it.	No.
but richard, no, i, i --	-- You've got to listen to me. Do you have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten we'd both wind up in a concentration camp. Isn't that true, Louis?
-- last night we said a great many things. you said i was to do the thinking for both of us. well, i've done a lot of it since then and it all adds up to one thing. you're getting on that plane with victor where you belong.	But Richard, no, I, I --
no, richard, no. what has happened to you? last night we said --	-- Last night we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then and it all adds up to one thing. You're getting on that plane with Victor where you belong.
i'm staying here with him 'til the plane gets safely away.	No, Richard, no. What has happened to you? Last night we said --
i don't understand. what about you?	I'm staying here with him 'til the plane gets safely away.
because you're getting on that plane.	I don't understand. What about you?
but why my name, richard?	Because you're getting on that plane.
everything is quite all right.	Oh, Rick!
but it's all right, isn't it? you were able to arrange everything?	Everything is quite all right.
no, not yet.	But it's all right, isn't it? You were able to arrange everything?
richard, victor thinks i'm leaving with him. haven't you told him?	No, not yet.
all right, i will. here's looking at you, kid.	I wish I didn't love you so much.
i can't fight it anymore. i ran away from you once. i can't do it again. oh, i don't know what's right any longer. you'll have to think for both of us, for all of us.	All right, I will. Here's looking at you, kid.
all except one. he won't have you.	I can't fight it anymore. I ran away from you once. I can't do it again. Oh, I don't know what's right any longer. You'll have to think for both of us, for all of us.
oh, you'll help him now, richard, won't you? you'll see that he gets out? then he'll have his work, all that he's been living for.	All except one. He won't have you.
and laszlo?	Oh, you'll help him now, Richard, won't you? You'll see that he gets out? Then he'll have his work, all that he's been living for.
now? i don't know. i know that i'll never have the strength to leave you again.	And Laszlo?
huh. but it's still a story without an ending. what about now?	Now? I don't know. I know that I'll never have the strength to leave you again.
just before you and i were to leave paris together. a friend came and told me that victor was alive. they were hiding him in a freight car on the outskirts of paris. he was sick, he needed me. i wanted to tell you, but i, i didn't care. i knew, i knew you wouldn't have left paris, and the gestapo would have caught you. so i... well, well, you know the rest.	Huh. But it's still a story without an ending. What about now?
when did you first find out he was alive?	Just before you and I were to leave Paris together. A friend came and told me that Victor was alive. They were hiding him in a freight car on the outskirts of Paris. He was sick, he needed me. I wanted to tell you, but I, I didn't care. I knew, I knew you wouldn't have left Paris, and the Gestapo would have caught you. So I... well, well, you know the rest.
oh, it wasn't my secret, richard. victor wanted it that way. not even our closest friends knew about our marriage. that was his way of protecting me. i knew so much about his work, and if the gestapo found out i was his wife it would be dangerous for me and for those working with me.	When did you first find out he was alive?
why weren't you honest with me? why did you keep your marriage a secret?	Oh, it wasn't my secret, Richard. Victor wanted it that way. Not even our closest friends knew about our marriage. That was his way of protecting me. I knew so much about his work, and if the Gestapo found out I was his wife it would be dangerous for me and for those working with me.
it wasn't long after we were married that victor went back to czechoslovakia. they needed him in prague, but there the gestapo were waiting for him. just a two-line item in the paper: "victor laszlo apprehended. sent to concentration camp." i was frantic. for months i tried to get word. then it came. he was dead, shot trying to escape. i was lonely. i had nothing. not even hope. then i met you.	Why weren't you honest with me? Why did you keep your marriage a secret?
and then?	It wasn't long after we were married that Victor went back to Czechoslovakia. They needed him in Prague, but there the Gestapo were waiting for him. Just a two-line item in the paper: "Victor Laszlo apprehended. Sent to concentration camp." I was frantic. For months I tried to get word. Then it came. He was dead, shot trying to escape. I was lonely. I had nothing. Not even hope. Then I met you.
for the last time, put them on the table.	If Laszlo and the cause mean so much to you, you won't stop at anything. All right, I'll make it easier for you.
no.	For the last time, put them on the table.
put them on the table.	No.
i don't have to. i've got them right here.	Put them on the table.
-- all right. i tried to reason with you. i tried everything. now i want those letters. get them for me.	I don't have to. I've got them right here.
no. oh, richard, i'm sorry. i'm sorry, but, but you, you are our last hope. if you don't help us, victor laszlo will die in casablanca.	What of it? I'm going to die in Casablanca. It's a good spot for it.
please. please listen to me. if you knew what really happened, if you only knew the truth --	-- I wouldn't believe you, no matter what you told me. You'd say anything now to get what you want.
-- i wouldn't bring up paris if i were you. it's poor salesmanship.	Please. Please listen to me. If you knew what really happened, if you only knew the truth --
richard, richard, we loved each other once. if those days meant anything at all to you --	-- I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you. It's poor salesmanship.
i'm not fighting for anything anymore, except myself. i'm the only cause i'm interested in.	Richard, Richard, we loved each other once. If those days meant anything at all to you --
it was your cause, too. in your own way, you were fighting for the same thing.	I'm not fighting for anything anymore, except myself. I'm the only cause I'm interested in.
do i have to hear again what a great man your husband is? what an important cause he's fighting for?	It was your cause, too. In your own way, you were fighting for the same thing.
i know how you feel about me, but i'm asking you to put your feelings aside for something more important.	Do I have to hear again what a great man your husband is? What an important cause he's fighting for?
i went through all that with your husband. it's no deal.	I know how you feel about me, but I'm asking you to put your feelings aside for something more important.
you can ask any price you want, but you must give me those letters.	I went through all that with your husband. It's no deal.
your unexpected visit isn't connected by any chance with the letters of transit? it seems that as long as i have those letters i'll never be lonely.	You can ask any price you want, but you must give me those letters.
please.	Your unexpected visit isn't connected by any chance with the letters of transit? It seems that as long as I have those letters I'll never be lonely.
you use "richard" again? we're back in paris.	Please.
richard, i had to see you.	You use "Richard" again? We're back in Paris.
i told you this morning you'd come around, but this is a little ahead of schedule. well, won't you sit down?	Richard, I had to see you.
the stairs from the street.	I told you this morning you'd come around, but this is a little ahead of schedule. Well, won't you sit down?
how did you get in?	The stairs from the street.
all the same, someday you'll lie to laszlo. you'll be there.	No, Rick. No, you see, Victor Laszlo is my husband... and was, even when I knew you in Paris.
well, i'm not running away any more. i'm settled now, above a saloon, it's true, but... walk up a flight. i'll be expecting you.	All the same, someday you'll lie to Laszlo. You'll be there.
you can believe that if you want to.	Well, I'm not running away any more. I'm settled now, above a saloon, it's true, but... walk up a flight. I'll be expecting you.
did you run out on me because you couldn't take it? because you knew what it would be like, hiding from the police, running away all the time?	You can believe that if you want to.
last night i saw what has happened to you. the rick i knew in paris, i could tell him. he'd understand. but the one who looked at me with such hatred... well, i'll be leaving casablanca soon and we'll never see each other again. we knew very little about each other when we were in love in paris. if we leave it that way, maybe we'll remember those days and not casablanca, not last night.	Did you run out on me because you couldn't take it? Because you knew what it would be like, hiding from the police, running away all the time?
why not? after all, i got stuck with a railway ticket. i think i'm entitled to know.	Last night I saw what has happened to you. The Rick I knew in Paris, I could tell him. He'd understand. But the one who looked at me with such hatred... well, I'll be leaving Casablanca soon and we'll never see each other again. We knew very little about each other when we were in love in Paris. If we leave it that way, maybe we'll remember those days and not Casablanca, not last night.
i don't think i will, rick.	Why not? After all, I got stuck with a railway ticket. I think I'm entitled to know.
well, you can tell me now. i'm reasonably sober.	I don't think I will, Rick.
yes.	Well, you can tell me now. I'm reasonably sober.
why did you come back? to tell me why you ran out on me at the railway station?	Yes.
i'm sorry i was in no condition to receive you when you called on me last night.	It doesn't matter.
it's about a girl who had just come to paris from her home in oslo. at the house of some friends she met a man about whom she'd heard her whole life, a very great and courageous man. he opened up for her a whole beautiful world full of knowledge and thoughts and ideals. everything she knew or ever became was because of him. and she looked up to him and worshipped him with a feeling she supposed was love.	Yes, that's very pretty. I heard a story once. As a matter of fact, I've heard a lot of stories in my time. They went along with the sound of a tinny piano playing in the parlor downstairs, "Mister, I met a man once when I was a kid," it'd always begin. Huh. I guess neither one of our stories was very funny. Tell me, who was it you left me for? Was it Laszlo, or were there others in between? Or aren't you the kind that tells?
well, go on, tell it. maybe one will come to you as you go along.	It's about a girl who had just come to Paris from her home in Oslo. At the house of some friends she met a man about whom she'd heard her whole life, a very great and courageous man. He opened up for her a whole beautiful world full of knowledge and thoughts and ideals. Everything she knew or ever became was because of him. And she looked up to him and worshipped him with a feeling she supposed was love.
i don't know the finish yet.	Well, go on, tell it. Maybe one will come to you as you go along.
has it got a wow finish?	I don't know the finish yet.
can i tell you a story, rick?	Has it got a wow finish?
well, i did. every one of them. mostly i remember the last one. a wow finish. a guy standing on a station platform in the rain with a comical look on his face, because his insides had been kicked out.	Can I tell you a story, Rick?
i didn't count the days.	Well, I did. Every one of them. Mostly I remember the last one. A wow finish. A guy standing on a station platform in the rain with a comical look on his face, because his insides had been kicked out.
huh! you understand how i feel. how long was it we had, honey?	I didn't count the days.
please don't. don't, rick. i can understand how you feel.	Huh! You understand how I feel. How long was it we had, honey?
it's funny about your voice, how it hasn't changed. i can still hear it. "richard dear, i'll go with you any place. we'll get on a train together and never stop."	Please don't. Don't, Rick. I can understand how you feel.
i wouldn't have come if i had known that you were here. believe me, rick, it's true. i didn't know.	It's funny about your voice, how it hasn't changed. I can still hear it. "Richard dear, I'll go with you any place. We'll get on a train together and never stop."
why did you have to come to casablanca? there are other places.	I wouldn't have come if I had known that you were here. Believe me, Rick, it's true. I didn't know.
please.	Why did you have to come to Casablanca? There are other places.
especially tonight.	Please.
no. no, rick. not tonight.	Especially tonight.
oh. i saved my first drink to have with you. here.	No. No, Rick. Not tonight.
well, why not? the captain on a ship can. it doesn't seem fair that... hey, hey, what's wrong, kid?	I love you so much, and I hate this war so much. Oh, it's a crazy world. Anything can happen. If you shouldn't get away, I mean, if, if something should keep us apart, wherever they put you and wherever I'll be, I want you to know...
oh, darling!	Well, why not? The captain on a ship can. It doesn't seem fair that... Hey, hey, what's wrong, kid?
yes, i guess it is a little too far ahead. well, let's see. what about the engineer? why can't he marry us on the train?	Oh, darling!
that's too far ahead to plan.	Yes, I guess it is a little too far ahead. Well, let's see. What about the engineer? Why can't he marry us on the train?
all right. at a quarter to five.  say, why don't we get married in marseilles?	That's too far ahead to plan.
no, no. not at my hotel. i, uh, i have things to do in the city before i leave. i'll meet you at the station, huh?	All right. At a quarter to five.  Say, why don't we get married in Marseilles?
-- the train for marseilles leaves at five o'clock. i'll pick you up at your hotel at four-thirty.	No, no. Not at my hotel. I, uh, I have things to do in the city before I leave. I'll meet you at the station, huh?
yes, of course, we --	-- The train for Marseilles leaves at five o'clock. I'll pick you up at your hotel at four-thirty.
no, no, no, no. we must leave.	Yes, of course, we --
but be serious, darling. you are in danger and you must leave paris.	No, no, no, no. We must leave.
i know very little about you, just the fact that you had your teeth straightened.	But be serious, darling. You are in danger and you must leave Paris.
strange. i know so very little about you.	I know very little about you, just the fact that you had your teeth straightened.
was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?	Ah, that's the new German 77. And judging by the sound, only about thirty-five miles away.
looking for a job.	Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?
ten years ago? let's see...  ...yes. i was having a brace put on my teeth. where were you?	Looking for a job.
yeah. it's pretty bad timing. where were you, say, ten years ago?	Ten years ago? Let's see...  ...Yes. I was having a brace put on my teeth. Where were you?
with the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love.	Yeah. It's pretty bad timing. Where were you, say, ten years ago?
it's the gestapo. they say they expect to be in paris tomorrow.	With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love.
my german's a little rusty.	It's the Gestapo. They say they expect to be in Paris tomorrow.
richard, they'll find out your record. it won't be safe for you here.	I'm on their blacklist already, their roll of honor.
i'm sorry for asking. i forgot we said "no questions."	Well, only one answer can take care of all our questions.
that's easy. there was. he's dead.	I'm sorry for asking. I forgot we said "no questions."
uh huh.	That's easy. There was. He's dead.
why there is no other man in my life?	Uh huh.
why i'm so lucky. why i should find you waiting for me to come along.	Why there is no other man in my life?
yes?	Why I'm so lucky. Why I should find you waiting for me to come along.
and i was wondering.	Yes?
i'm willing to be overcharged. tell me.	And I was wondering.
in america they'd bring only a penny. i guess that's about all they're worth.	I'm willing to be overcharged. Tell me.
a franc for your thoughts.	In America they'd bring only a penny. I guess that's about all they're worth.
here's looking at you, kid.	A franc for your thoughts.
we said "no questions."	Here's looking at you, kid.
who are you really? and what were you before? what did you do and what did you think? huh?	We said "no questions."
there's still nobody in the world who can play "as time goes by" like sam.	He hasn't played it in a long time.
i will.	There's still nobody in the world who can play "As Time Goes By" like Sam.
say goodnight to sam for me.	I will.
i remember every detail. the germans wore gray, you wore blue.	Yes. I put that dress away. When the Germans march out, I'll wear it again.
no.	I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.
not an easy day to forget.	No.
how nice. you remembered. but of course, that was the day the germans marched into paris.	Not an easy day to forget.
-- it was "la belle aurore."	How nice. You remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris.
play it, sam. play "as time goes by."	Oh I can't remember it, Miss Ilsa. I'm a little rusty on it.
i don't know what you mean, miss ilsa.	Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."
play it once, sam, for old time's sake.	I don't know what you mean, Miss Ilsa.
leave him alone, miss ilsa. you're bad luck to him.	Play it once, Sam, for old time's sake.
you used to be a much better liar, sam.	Leave him alone, Miss Ilsa. You're bad luck to him.
oh, he never... well...  he's got a girl up at the blue parrot. he goes up there all the time.	You used to be a much better liar, Sam.
does he always leave so early?	Oh, he never... well...  he's got a girl up at the Blue Parrot. He goes up there all the time.
not tonight no more. he ain't coming. uh, he went home.	Does he always leave so early?
when will he be back?	Not tonight no more. He ain't coming. Uh, he went home.
i don't know. i ain't seen him all night.	When will he be back?
where is rick?	I don't know. I ain't seen him all night.
yes, ma'am.	Where is Rick?
some of the old songs, sam.	Yes, ma'am.
yes, ma'am. a lot of water under the bridge.	Some of the old songs, Sam.
it's been a long time.	Yes, ma'am. A lot of water under the bridge.
hello, miss ilsa. i never expected to see you again.	It's been a long time.
hello, sam.	Hello, Miss Ilsa. I never expected to see you again.
are you ready ilsa?	Yes, I'm ready.  Goodbye, Rick. God bless you.
be careful.	Of course, I'll be careful.
yes, yes i know. victor, whatever i do, will you believe that i, that --	-- You don't even have to say it. I'll believe. Goodnight, dear.
i love you very much, my dear.	Yes, Yes I know. Victor, whatever I do, will you believe that I, that --
no, victor, there isn't.	I love you very much, my dear.
i know how it is to be lonely.  is there anything you wish to tell me?	No, Victor, there isn't.
yes, victor, i was.	I know how it is to be lonely.  Is there anything you wish to tell me?
when i was in the concentration camp, were you lonely in paris?	Yes, Victor, I was.
-- yes?	When I was in the concentration camp, were you lonely in Paris?
ilsa, i --	-- Yes?
ask me?	Yes. He said, "Ask your wife." I don't know why he said that.
he suggested i ask you.	Ask me?
did he give any reason?	He suggested I ask you.
but no intention of selling them. one would think if sentiment wouldn't persuade him, money would.	Did he give any reason?
yes?	But no intention of selling them. One would think if sentiment wouldn't persuade him, money would.
apparently he has the letters.	Yes?
whatever i'd say, you'd carry on. victor, why don't you tell me about rick? what did you find out?	Apparently he has the letters.
to tell you the truth, i am frightened too. shall i remain here in our hotel room hiding, or shall i carry on the best i can?	Whatever I'd say, you'd carry on. Victor, why don't you tell me about Rick? What did you find out?
don't joke. after major strasser's warning tonight, i am frightened.	To tell you the truth, I am frightened too. Shall I remain here in our hotel room hiding, or shall I carry on the best I can?
i must. besides, it isn't often that a man has a chance to display heroics before his wife.	Don't joke. After Major Strasser's warning tonight, I am frightened.
victor, please, don't go to the underground meeting tonight.	I must. Besides, it isn't often that a man has a chance to display heroics before his wife.
our faithful friend is still there.	Victor, please, don't go to the underground meeting tonight.
we'll discuss it later.	Our faithful friend is still there.
what happened with rick?	We'll discuss it later.
he does. could we have a table close to him?	And as far away from Major Strasser as possible.
yes, i see. when i had trouble getting out of lille, why didn't you leave me there? and when i was sick in marseilles and held you up for two weeks and you were in danger every minute of the time, why didn't you leave me then?	I meant to, but something always held me up. I love you very much, Ilsa.
yes, i would.	Yes, I see. When I had trouble getting out of Lille, why didn't you leave me there? And when I was sick in Marseilles and held you up for two weeks and you were in danger every minute of the time, why didn't you leave me then?
but, victor, if the situation were different, if i had to stay and there were only a visa for one, would you take it?	Yes, I would.
no, ilsa, i won't let you stay here. you must get to america. and believe me, somehow i will get out and join you.	But, Victor, if the situation were different, if I had to stay and there were only a visa for one, would you take it?
please, ilsa, don't be hasty.	No, Victor, no.
we are only interested in two visas, signor.	Please, Ilsa, don't be hasty.
goodnight.	Goodnight.
goodnight.	Goodnight.
be careful.	I will, don't worry.
i must find out what berger knows.	Be careful.
we have been in difficult places before, haven't we?	I must find out what Berger knows.
victor, i'm afraid for you.	We have been in difficult places before, haven't we?
this time they really mean to stop me.	Victor, I'm afraid for you.
you are very kind.	Won't you join us?
victor, i, i feel somehow we shouldn't stay here.	If we would walk out so soon, it would only call attention to us. Perhaps Ugarte's in some other part of the cafe.
i'm afraid major strasser would insist.	You're saying this only to make me go.
i can't get over you two. she was asking about you earlier, rick, in a way that made me extremely jealous.	I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met --
well then, perhaps you also ---	-- This is Mr. Laszlo.
oh, you've already met rick, mademoiselle?	Well then, perhaps you also ---
hello, rick.	Oh, you've already met Rick, Mademoiselle?
-- is what?	Well, Mademoiselle, he's the kind of a man that, well, if I were a woman and I...  were not around, I should be in love with Rick. But what a fool I am talking to a beautiful woman about another man.
mademoiselle, you are in rick's and rick is --	-- Is what?
rick? who's he?	Mademoiselle, you are in Rick's and Rick is --
he came from paris with rick.	Rick? Who's he?
yes.	He came from Paris with Rick.
sam?	Yes.
captain, the boy who is playing the piano, somewhere i have seen him.	Sam?
i understand.	Here it is.
yes.	But you didn't know she was at my place last night when you were. She came there for the letters of transit. Isn't that true, Ilsa?
i'm going to anyway, because it may make a difference to you later on. you said you knew about ilsa and me.	Yes.
monsieur blaine, i don't ask you to explain anything.	I'm going to anyway, because it may make a difference to you later on. You said you knew about Ilsa and me.
all except one thing. there's something you should know before you leave.	Monsieur Blaine, I don't ask you to explain anything.
everything in order?	All except one thing. There's something you should know before you leave.
no. it's all arranged.	Good. I've got the letters right here, all made out in blank.
oh, never mind about that. you won't have any trouble in lisbon, will you?	No. It's all arranged.
but we made a deal.	Oh, never mind about that. You won't have any trouble in Lisbon, will you?
keep it. you'll need it in america.	But we made a deal.
i brought the money, monsieur blaine.	Keep it. You'll need it in America.
oh, save it. we've still lots of things to do.	I brought the money, Monsieur Blaine.
monsieur blaine, i don't know how to thank you.	Oh, save it. We've still lots of things to do.
you love her that much?	Apparently you think of me only as the leader of a cause. Well, I am also a human being.
i know a good deal more about you than you suspect. i know, for instance, that you are in love with a woman. it is perhaps strange that we both should be in love with the same woman. the first evening i came here in this cafe, i knew there was something between you and ilsa. since no one is to blame, i, i demand no explanation. i ask only one thing. you won't give me the letters of transit. all right. but i want my wife to be safe. i ask you as a favor to use the letters to take her away from casablanca.	You love her that much?
you seem to know all about my destiny.	I know a good deal more about you than you suspect. I know, for instance, that you are in love with a woman. It is perhaps strange that we both should be in love with the same woman. The first evening I came here in this cafe, I knew there was something between you and Ilsa. Since no one is to blame, I, I demand no explanation. I ask only one thing. You won't give me the letters of transit. All right. But I want my wife to be safe. I ask you as a favor to use the letters to take her away from Casablanca.
i wonder if you do. i wonder if you know that you're trying to escape from yourself and that you'll never succeed.	You seem to know all about my destiny.
yes, i get the point.	I wonder if you do. I wonder if you know that you're trying to escape from yourself and that you'll never succeed.
you know how you sound, monsieur blaine? like a man who's trying to convince himself of something he doesn't believe in his heart. each of us has a destiny, for good or for evil.	Yes, I get the point.
what of it? then it'll be out of it's misery.	You know how you sound, Monsieur Blaine? Like a man who's trying to convince himself of something he doesn't believe in his heart. Each of us has a destiny, for good or for evil.
we might as well question why we breathe. if we stop breathing, we'll die. if we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.	What of it? Then it'll be out of it's misery.
don't you sometimes wonder if it's worth all this? i mean what you're fighting for?	We might as well question why we breathe. If we stop breathing, we'll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the world will die.
yes, rather.	Don't you sometimes wonder if it's worth all this? I mean what you're fighting for?
had a close one, eh?	Yes, rather.
thank you.	Had a close one, eh?
well, this might come in handy.	Thank you.
i said, ask your wife.	My wife?
i beg your pardon?	I said, ask your wife.
there is. i suggest that you ask your wife.	I beg your pardon?
there must be some reason why you won't let me have them.	There is. I suggest that you ask your wife.
my friend, you could make it a million francs, or three, my answer would still be the same.	There must be some reason why you won't let me have them.
i'll raise it to two hundred thousand.	My friend, you could make it a million francs, or three, my answer would still be the same.
i appreciate it, but i don't accept it.	I'll raise it to two hundred thousand.
are you enough of a businessman to appreciate an offer of a hundred thousand francs?	I appreciate it, but I don't accept it.
yes. i found that a very expensive hobby, too. but then i never was much of a businessman.	Are you enough of a businessman to appreciate an offer of a hundred thousand francs?
isn't it strange that you always happened to be fighting on the side of the underdog?	Yes. I found that a very expensive hobby, too. But then I never was much of a businessman.
what of it?	Isn't it strange that you always happened to be fighting on the side of the underdog?
my friends in the underground tell me that you have quite a record. you ran guns to ethiopia. you fought against the fascists in spain.	What of it?
i'm not interested in politics. the problems of the world are not in my department. i'm a saloon keeper.	My friends in the underground tell me that you have quite a record. You ran guns to Ethiopia. You fought against the fascists in Spain.
you must know it's very important i get out of casablanca. it's my privilege to be one of the leaders of a great movement. you know what i have been doing. you know what it means to the work, to the lives of thousands and thousands of people that i be free to reach america and continue my work.	I'm not interested in politics. The problems of the world are not in my department. I'm a saloon keeper.
right.	You must know it's very important I get out of Casablanca. It's my privilege to be one of the leaders of a great movement. You know what I have been doing. You know what it means to the work, to the lives of thousands and thousands of people that I be free to reach America and continue my work.
my office.	Right.
well, isn't there some other place? it's rather confidential, what i have to say.	My office.
go ahead.	Well, isn't there some other place? It's rather confidential, what I have to say.
monsieur blaine, i wonder if i could talk to you?	Go ahead.
good evening. you see, here we are again.	I take that as a great compliment to Sam.  I suppose he means to you Paris of, well, happier days.
good evening.	Good evening. You see, here we are again.
good morning.	Signor Ferrari is the fat gent at the table.
we'll come again.	Any time.
i hope we didn't overstay our welcome.	Not at all.
thank you. i try.	We all try. You succeed.
your work.	Thank you. I try.
what for?	Your work.
and i congratulate you.	What for?
and about victor laszlo everywhere.	Won't you join us for a drink?
one hears a great deal about rick in casablanca.	And about Victor Laszlo everywhere.
how do you do?	One hears a great deal about Rick in Casablanca.
how do you do?	How do you do?
i am making out the report now. we haven't quite decided whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape.	Are you quite finished with us?
i believe you have a message for him?	Nothing important, but may I speak to him now?
yes.	I believe you have a message for him?
by the way, monsieur, last night you evinced an interest in signor ugarte.	Yes.
-- thank you.	By the way, Monsieur, last night you evinced an interest in Signor Ugarte.
monsieur, insofar as it is in my power --	-- Thank you.
and the honor of having served the third reich.	I was in a German concentration camp for a year. That's honor enough for a lifetime.
i am afraid not. my regrets, monsieur.	Well, perhaps I shall like it in Casablanca.
with pleasure. won't you sit down?	Thank you.
may we proceed with the business?	With pleasure. Won't you sit down?
that's strange. nobody is supposed to sleep well in casablanca.	May we proceed with the business?
i slept very well.	That's strange. Nobody is supposed to sleep well in Casablanca.
i am delighted to see you both. did you have a good night's rest?	I slept very well.
we'll be there.	Goodnight.
tomorrow at ten at the prefect's office.	We'll be there.
ilsa, i don't wish to be the one to say it, but it's late.	So it is. And we have a curfew here in Casablanca. It would never do for the Chief of Police to be found drinking after hours and have to fine himself.
ricky, you're becoming quite human. i suppose we have to thank you for that, mademoiselle.	Ilsa, I don't wish to be the one to say it, but it's late.
well! a precedent is being broken. er, emil!	This is a very interesting cafe. I congratulate you.
my bill.	No. Two champagne cocktails, please.
let us say that it is my request. that is a much more pleasant word.	Very well.
no, captain, please.	No. Please, Monsieur, it is a little game we play. They put it on the bill, I tear the bill up. It is very convenient.
thank you. i hope you'll forgive me, captain, but the present french administration has not always been so cordial. may i present miss ilsa lund?	I was informed you were the most beautiful woman ever to visit Casablanca. That was a gross understatement.
merely to welcome you to casablanca and wish you a pleasant stay. it is not often we have so distinguished a visitor.	Thank you. I hope you'll forgive me, Captain, but the present French administration has not always been so cordial. May I present Miss Ilsa Lund?
yes. what is it you want?	Merely to welcome you to Casablanca and wish you a pleasant stay. It is not often we have so distinguished a visitor.
i am captain renault, prefect of police.	Yes. What is it you want?
yes.	I am Captain Renault, Prefect of Police.
monsieur laszlo, is it not?	Yes.
for the time being.	Good day.
herr laszlo, you have a reputation for eloquence which i can now understand. but in one respect you are mistaken. you said the enemies of the reich could all be replaced, but there is one exception. no one could take your place in the event anything unfortunate should occur to you while you were trying to escape.	You won't dare to interfere with me here. This is still unoccupied France. Any violation of neutrality would reflect on Captain Renault.
and what if you track down these men and kill them? what if you murdered all of us? from every corner of europe, hundreds, thousands, would rise to take our places. even nazis can't kill that fast.	Herr Laszlo, you have a reputation for eloquence which I can now understand. But in one respect you are mistaken. You said the enemies of the Reich could all be replaced, but there is one exception. No one could take your place in the event anything unfortunate should occur to you while you were trying to escape.
if i didn't give them to you in a concentration camp where you had more "persuasive methods" at your disposal, i certainly won't give them to you now.	And what if you track down these men and kill them? What if you murdered all of us? From every corner of Europe, hundreds, thousands, would rise to take our places. Even Nazis can't kill that fast.
you will give us the names?	If I didn't give them to you in a concentration camp where you had more "persuasive methods" at your disposal, I certainly won't give them to you now.
even in berlin.	Yes, even in Berlin. If you will furnish me with their names and their exact whereabouts, you will have your visa in the morning.
you know the leaders of the underground movement in paris, in prague, in brussels, in amsterdam, in oslo, in belgrade, in athens.	Even in Berlin.
and that is?	You know the leaders of the underground movement in Paris, in Prague, in Brussels, in Amsterdam, in Oslo, in Belgrade, in Athens.
don't be in such a hurry. you have all the time in the world. you may be in casablanca indefinitely... or you may leave for lisbon tomorrow, on one condition.	And that is?
is that all you wish to tell us?	Don't be in such a hurry. You have all the time in the world. You may be in Casablanca indefinitely... or you may leave for Lisbon tomorrow, on one condition.
whether or not you succeed is, of course, problematical.	Not at all. Captain Renault's signature is necessary on every exit visa.  Captain, would you think it is possible that Herr Laszlo will receive a visa?
very well, herr laszlo, we will not mince words. you are an escaped prisoner of the reich. so far you have been fortunate enough in eluding us. you have reached casablanca. it is my duty to see that you stay in casablanca.	Whether or not you succeed is, of course, problematical.
then we shall state another time and another place. tomorrow at ten in the prefect's office, with mademoiselle.	Captain Renault, I am under your authority. Is it your order that we come to your office?
this is hardly the time or the place.	Then we shall state another time and another place. Tomorrow at ten in the Prefect's office, with Mademoiselle.
i should like to discuss some matters arising from your presence on french soil.	This is hardly the time or the place.
i've never accepted that privilege, and i'm now on french soil.	I should like to discuss some matters arising from your presence on French soil.
you were a czechoslovakian. now you are a subject of the german reich!	I've never accepted that privilege, and I'm now on French soil.
i'm sure you'll excuse me if i am not gracious, but you see, major strasser, i'm a czechoslovakian.	You were a Czechoslovakian. Now you are a subject of the German Reich!
why do you stand here? why don't you stop him?	Ask Monsieur Rick.
victor laszlo is on that plane.	Why do you stand here? Why don't you stop him?
what is the meaning of that phone call?	Victor Laszlo is on that plane.
but i have no excuse to close it.	Find one.
yes, much too good a time. the place is to be closed.	But I have no excuse to close it.
but everybody's having such a good time.	Yes, much too good a time. The place is to be closed.
you see what i mean? if laszlo's presence in a cafe can inspire this unfortunate demonstration, what more will his presence in casablanca bring on? i advise that this place be shut up at once.	But everybody's having such a good time.
uh, huh. i have been thinking. it is too dangerous if we let him go. it may be too dangerous if we let him stay.	I see what you mean.
a leader, like laszlo?	Uh, huh. I have been thinking. It is too dangerous if we let him go. It may be too dangerous if we let him stay.
we are concerned about more than casablanca. we know that every french province in africa is honeycombed with traitors waiting for their chance, waiting, perhaps, for a leader.	A leader, like Laszlo?
i have no conviction, if that's what you mean. i blow with the wind, and the prevailing wind happens to be from vichy.	And if it should change?
captain renault, are you entirely certain which side you're on?	I have no conviction, if that's what you mean. I blow with the wind, and the prevailing wind happens to be from Vichy.
my dear major, we are trying to cooperate with your government, but we cannot regulate the feelings of our people.	Captain Renault, are you entirely certain which side you're on?
you see, captain, the situation is not as much under control as you believe.	My dear Major, we are trying to cooperate with your government, but we cannot regulate the feelings of our people.
as to laszlo, we want him watched twenty-four hours a day.	It may interest you to know that at this very moment he is on his way here.
but we mustn't underestimate american blundering. i was with them when they "blundered" into berlin in 1918.	As to Laszlo, we want him watched twenty-four hours a day.
you give him credit for too much cleverness. my impression was that he's just another blundering american.	But we mustn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they "blundered" into Berlin in 1918.
if rick has the letters, he's much too smart to let you find them there.	You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American.
i strongly suspect that ugarte left the letters of transit with mr. blaine. i would suggest you search the cafe immediately and thoroughly.	If Rick has the letters, he's much too smart to let you find them there.
mademoiselle.	Mademoiselle.
you see, major, you have nothing to worry about rick.	Perhaps.
of course, one must admit he has great courage.	I admit he is very clever. Three times he slipped through our fingers. In Paris he continued his activities. We intend not to let it happen again.
rick is completely neutral about everything. and that takes in the field of women, too.	You weren't always so carefully neutral. We have a complete dossier on you.
ho, diplomatist!	How about New York?
well, personally, major, i will take what comes.	Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? Unofficially, of course.
you repeat "third reich" as though you expected there to be others.	Well, personally, Major, I will take what comes.
rick, this is major heinrich strasser of the third reich.	How do you do, Mr. Rick?
especially so tonight, major. in a few minutes you will see the arrest of the man who murdered your couriers.	I expected no less, Captain.
may i recommend veuve cliquot '26, a good french wine.	Thank you.
champagne and a tin of caviar.	May I recommend Veuve Cliquot '26, a good French wine.
thank you. it is a pleasure to have you here, major.	Champagne and a tin of caviar.
good evening, gentlemen.	Good evening, Captain.
oh, there is no hurry. tonight he'll be at rick's. everybody comes to rick's.	I have already heard about this cafe, and also about Mr. Rick himself.
by the way, the murder of the couriers, what has been done?	Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects.
what else, my dear major?	By the way, the murder of the couriers, what has been done?
oh, we germans must get used to all climates, from russia to the sahara. but perhaps you were not referring to the weather.	What else, my dear Major?
you may find the climate of casablanca a trifle warm, major.	Oh, we Germans must get used to all climates, from Russia to the Sahara. But perhaps you were not referring to the weather.
thank you, captain. it's very good to be here.	Major Strasser, my aide, Lieutenant Casselle.
unoccupied france welcomes you to casablanca.	Thank you, Captain. It's very good to be here.
uh huh.	Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
our expenses?	Uh huh.
and that ten thousand francs should pay our expenses.	Our expenses?
my letter of transit? i could use a trip. but it doesn't make any difference about our bet. you still owe me ten thousand francs.	And that ten thousand francs should pay our expenses.
it might be a good idea for you to disappear from casablanca for a while. there's a free french garrison over at brazzaville. i could be induced to arrange a passage.	My letter of transit? I could use a trip. But it doesn't make any difference about our bet. You still owe me ten thousand francs.
i think perhaps you're right.	It might be a good idea for you to disappear from Casablanca for a while. There's a Free French garrison over at Brazzaville. I could be induced to arrange a passage.
maybe, but it seemed like a good time to start.	I think perhaps you're right.
well, rick, you're not only a sentimentalist, but you've become a patriot.	Maybe, but it seemed like a good time to start.
i suppose you know this isn't going to be pleasant for either of us, especially for you. i'll have to arrest you of course.	As soon as the plane goes, Louis.
anyway, thanks for helping me out.	I suppose you know this isn't going to be pleasant for either of us, especially for you. I'll have to arrest you of course.
what you just did for laszlo, and that fairy tale that you invented to send ilsa away with him. i know a little about women, my friend. she went, but she knew you were lying.	Anyway, thanks for helping me out.
stay where you are. i don't know what you're talking about.	What you just did for Laszlo, and that fairy tale that you invented to send Ilsa away with him. I know a little about women, my friend. She went, but she knew you were lying.
well i was right. you are a sentimentalist.	Stay where you are. I don't know what you're talking about.
you think of everything, don't you?	And the names are Mr. and Mrs. Victor Laszlo.
if you don't mind, you fill in the names. that will make it even more official.	You think of everything, don't you?
just the same, you call the airport and let me hear you tell them. and remember, this gun's pointed right at your heart.	That is my least vulnerable spot.
call off your watch-dogs you said.	Just the same, you call the airport and let me hear you tell them. And remember, this gun's pointed right at your heart.
i do. we've got plenty of time to discuss that later.	Call off your watch-dogs you said.
i suppose you know what you're doing, but i wonder if you realize what this means?	I do. We've got plenty of time to discuss that later.
i have. sit down over there.	Put that gun down.
have you taken leave of your senses?	I have. Sit down over there.
-- not so fast, louis. nobody's going to be arrested. not for a while yet.	Have you taken leave of your senses?
sam's piano.	Serves me right for not being musical.
tell me, when we searched the place, where were they?	Sam's piano.
i have the letters right here.	Tell me, when we searched the place, where were they?
is everything ready?	I have the letters right here.
yes, i know what you mean, but i've already spoken to ferrari. you'll still win at roulette.	Is everything ready?
you know, this place will never be the same without you, ricky.	Yes, I know what you mean, but I've already spoken to Ferrari. You'll still win at roulette.
oh, he won't be followed here.	You know, this place will never be the same without you, Ricky.
i thought i asked you to tie up your watchdogs.	Oh, he won't be followed here.
i was informed just as laszlo was about to leave the hotel, so i knew i'd be on time.	I thought I asked you to tie up your watchdogs.
you're late.	I was informed just as Laszlo was about to leave the hotel, so I knew I'd be on time.
oh, thanks.	Go ahead, Ricky.
ricky, i'm going to miss you. apparently you're the only one in casablanca who has even less scruples than i.	Oh, thanks.
i'll make the arrangements right now with laszlo in the visitor's pen.	Ricky, I'm going to miss you. Apparently you're the only one in Casablanca who has even less scruples than I.
i see. how do i know you'll keep your end of the bargain?	I'll make the arrangements right now with Laszlo in the visitor's pen.
well, she isn't just any woman.	I see. How do I know you'll keep your end of the bargain?
there's still something about this business i don't quite understand. miss lund, she's very beautiful, yes, but you were never interested in any woman.	Well, she isn't just any woman.
i'll arrange to have laszlo come there to pick up the letters of transit, and that'll give you the criminal grounds on which to make the arrest. you get him, and we get away. to the germans that last will be just a minor annoyance.	There's still something about this business I don't quite understand. Miss Lund, she's very beautiful, yes, but you were never interested in any woman.
then release him. you be at my place a half hour before the plane leaves.	I'll arrange to have Laszlo come there to pick up the letters of transit, and that'll give you the criminal grounds on which to make the arrest. You get him, and we get away. To the Germans that last will be just a minor annoyance.
it certainly would. germany... vichy would be very grateful.	Then release him. You be at my place a half hour before the plane leaves.
ilsa is laszlo's wife. she probably knows things that strasser would like to know. louis, i'll make a deal with you. instead of this petty charge you have against him, you can get something really big, something that would chuck him in a concentration camp for years. that would be quite a feather in your cap, wouldn't it?	It certainly would. Germany... Vichy would be very grateful.
ilsa lund.  that ought to put your mind to rest about my helping laszlo escape. the last man i want to see in america.	You didn't come here to tell me this. You have the letters of transit. You can fill in your name and hers and leave any time you please. Why are you interested in what happens to Laszlo?
what friend?	Ilsa Lund.  That ought to put your mind to rest about my helping Laszlo escape. The last man I want to see in America.
and i'm taking a friend with me. one you'll appreciate.	What friend?
huh?	And I'm taking a friend with me. One you'll appreciate.
you're not very subtle, but you are effective. i, i get the point. yes, i have the letters, but i intend using them myself. i'm leaving casablanca on tonight's plane, the last plane.	Huh?
don't count too much on my friendship, ricky. in this matter i'm powerless. besides, i might lose ten thousand francs.	You're not very subtle, but you are effective. I, I get the point. Yes, I have the letters, but I intend using them myself. I'm leaving Casablanca on tonight's plane, the last plane.
well, they're all excellent reasons.	Don't count too much on my friendship, Ricky. In this matter I'm powerless. Besides, I might lose ten thousand francs.
because one, you've bet ten thousand francs he'd escape. two, you have the letters of transit, now don't bother to deny it. and, well, you might do it simply because you don't like strasser's looks. as a matter of fact, i don't like him either.	Well, they're all excellent reasons.
-- what makes you think i'd stick my neck out for laszlo?	Because one, you've bet ten thousand francs he'd escape. Two, you have the letters of transit, now don't bother to deny it. And, well, you might do it simply because you don't like Strasser's looks. As a matter of fact, I don't like him either.
ricky, i'd advise you not to be too interested in what happens to laszlo. if by any chance you were to help him escape --	-- What makes you think I'd stick my neck out for Laszlo?
but you haven't any actual proof, and you know it. this isn't germany or occupied france. all you can do is fine him a few thousand francs and give him thirty days. you might as well let him go now.	Ricky, I'd advise you not to be too interested in what happens to Laszlo. If by any chance you were to help him escape --
how can you close me up? on what grounds?	I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
put it down as a gesture to love.	Well, I forgive you this time. But I'll be in tomorrow night with a breathtaking blonde, and it will make me very happy if she loses. Uh huh!
why do you interfere with my little romances?	Put it down as a gesture to love.
yeah? why?	Why do you interfere with my little romances?
as i suspected, you're a rank sentimentalist.	Yeah? Why?
so yvonne's gone over to the enemy.	Who knows? In her own way she may constitute an entire second front. I think it's time for me to flatter Major Strasser a little. I'll see you later, Rick.
huh?	So Yvonne's gone over to the enemy.
well, it looks like you're a little late.	Huh?
serves me right for asking a direct question. the subject is closed.	Well, it looks like you're a little late.
louis, are you pro-vichy or free french?	Serves me right for asking a direct question. The subject is closed.
well, i told strasser he wouldn't find the letters here. but i told my men to be especially destructive. you know how that impresses germans?  rick, have you got these letters of transit?	Louis, are you pro-Vichy or Free French?
that was some going-over your men gave my place this afternoon. we just barely got cleaned up in time to open.	Well, I told Strasser he wouldn't find the letters here. But I told my men to be especially destructive. You know how that impresses Germans?  Rick, have you got these letters of transit?
well, ricky. i'm very pleased with you. now you're beginning to live like a frenchman.	That was some going-over your men gave my place this afternoon. We just barely got cleaned up in time to open.
oh, it's my party.	Another precedent gone. This has been a very interesting evening. I'll call you a cab. Gasoline rationing, time of night.
oh, no, rick never --	-- Thanks. I will.
well, you were asking about rick and here he is. mademoiselle, may i present --	-- Hello, Ilsa.
that makes rick a citizen of the world.	I was born in New York City if that'll help you any.
oh, how do you do?	And you already know Herr Heinze of the Third Reich.
yeah, you were saying?	Excuse me.
i have my orders.	Oh, I see. Gestapo spank.
maybe. well, it seems you are determined to keep laszlo here.	I have my orders.
the winning side would have paid you much better.	Maybe. Well, it seems you are determined to keep Laszlo here.
and got well paid for it on both occasions.	The winning side would have paid you much better.
oh, laugh if you will, but i happen to be familiar with your record. let me point out just two items. in 1935 you ran guns to ethiopia. in 1936, you fought in spain on the loyalist side.	And got well paid for it on both occasions.
because, my dear ricky, i suspect that under that cynical shell you're at heart a sentimentalist.	Oh, laugh if you will, but I happen to be familiar with your record. Let me point out just two items. In 1935 you ran guns to Ethiopia. In 1936, you fought in Spain on the Loyalist side.
louis, whatever gave you the impression that i might be interested in helping laszlo escape?	Because, my dear Ricky, I suspect that under that cynical shell you're at heart a sentimentalist.
it doesn't matter. there is no exit visa for him.	Louis, whatever gave you the impression that I might be interested in helping Laszlo escape?
maybe he's not quite as romantic as you are.	It doesn't matter. There is no exit visa for him.
i think not. i have seen the lady. and if he did not leave her in marseilles, or in oran, he certainly won't leave her in casablanca.	Maybe he's not quite as romantic as you are.
he'll take one.	I think not. I have seen the lady. And if he did not leave her in Marseilles, or in Oran, he certainly won't leave her in Casablanca.
he is traveling with a lady.	He'll take one.
why two?	He is traveling with a lady.
done. no matter how clever he is, he still needs an exit visa, or i should say, two.	Why two?
okay.	Done. No matter how clever he is, he still needs an exit visa, or I should say, two.
make it ten. i am only a poor corrupt official.	Okay.
i just paid out twenty. i'd like to get it back.	Make it ten. I am only a poor corrupt official.
is that a serious offer?	I just paid out twenty. I'd like to get it back.
twenty thousand francs says it isn't.	Is that a serious offer?
this is the end of the chase.	Twenty thousand francs says it isn't.
-- stop it. he escaped from a concentration camp and the nazis have been chasing him all over europe.	This is the end of the chase.
oh, but i just told you. --	-- Stop it. He escaped from a concentration camp and the Nazis have been chasing him all over Europe.
his escape.	Oh, but I just told you. --
manages what?	His escape.
it'll be interesting to see how he manages.	Manages what?
it is my duty to see that he doesn't impress the other half. rick, laszlo must never reach america. he stays in casablanca.	It'll be interesting to see how he manages.
well, he's succeeded in impressing half the world.	It is my duty to see that he doesn't impress the other half. Rick, Laszlo must never reach America. He stays in Casablanca.
rick, that is the first time i have ever seen you so impressed.	Well, he's succeeded in impressing half the world.
victor laszlo?	Rick, that is the first time I have ever seen you so impressed.
victor laszlo.	Victor Laszlo?
yeah? what's his name?	Victor Laszlo.
that is another reason. there is a man who's arrived in casablanca on his way to america. he will offer a fortune to anyone who will furnish him with an exit visa.	Yeah? What's his name?
i thought it was because we let you win at roulette.	That is another reason. There is a man who's arrived in Casablanca on his way to America. He will offer a fortune to anyone who will furnish him with an exit visa.
thank you. rick, there are many exit visas sold in this cafe, but we know that you have never sold one. that is the reason we permit you to remain open.	I thought it was because we let you win at roulette.
yeah? have a brandy?	Thank you. Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this cafe, but we know that you have never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
how observant you are. as a matter of fact, i wanted to give you a word of advice.	Yeah? Have a brandy?
i see. and what's strasser doing here? he certainly didn't come all the way to casablanca to witness a demonstration of your efficiency.	Perhaps not.
you know, rick, we could have made this arrest earlier in the evening at the blue parrot, but out of my high regard for you we are staging it here. it will amuse your customers.	Our entertainment is enough.
a wise foreign policy.	You know, Rick, we could have made this arrest earlier in the evening at the Blue Parrot, but out of my high regard for you we are staging it here. It will amuse your customers.
i stick my neck out for nobody.	A wise foreign policy.
if you are thinking of warning him, don't put yourself out. he cannot possibly escape.	I stick my neck out for nobody.
this is no ordinary arrest. a murderer, no less.	If you are thinking of warning him, don't put yourself out. He cannot possibly escape.
what, again?	This is no ordinary arrest. A murderer, no less.
rick, there's going to be some excitement here tonight. we are going to make an arrest in your cafe.	What, again?
i was misinformed.	Huh!
waters? what waters? we're in the desert.	I was misinformed.
my health. i came to casablanca for the waters.	Waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
and what in heaven's name brought you to casablanca?	My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
it was a combination of all three.	And what in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
why? what's in lisbon?	The clipper to America.
the plane to lisbon.  you would like to be on it?	Why? What's in Lisbon?
you know, i think now i shall pay a call on yvonne, maybe get her on the rebound, eh?	When it comes to women, you're a true democrat.
how extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. someday they may be scarce.	You know, I think now I shall pay a call on Yvonne, maybe get her on the rebound, eh?
hello, louis.	How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce.
come on, we're going to get your coat.	Take your hands off me!
rick, i'm sick and tired of having you --	-- Sacha, call a cab.
sacha, she's had enough.	Don't listen to him, Sacha. Fill it up.
give me another.	Sacha, she's had enough.
i never make plans that far ahead.	Give me another.
will i see you tonight?	I never make plans that far ahead.
that's so long ago, i don't remember.	Will I see you tonight?
where were you last night?	That's so long ago, I don't remember.
get me the radio tower!	Put it down!
put that phone down!	Get me the Radio Tower!
hello?	Put that phone down!
i was willing to shoot captain renault, and i'm willing to shoot you.	Hello?
i would advise you not to interfere.	I was willing to shoot Captain Renault, and I'm willing to shoot you.
you'll excuse me, gentlemen. your business is politics. mine is running a saloon.	Good evening, Mr. Blaine.
not particularly. i understand the point of view of the hound, too.	Victor Laszlo published the foulest lies in the Prague newspapers until the very day we marched in, and even after that he continued to print scandal sheets in a cellar.
in this case, you have no sympathy for the fox, huh?	Not particularly. I understand the point of view of the hound, too.
my interest in whether victor laszlo stays or goes is purely a sporting one.	In this case, you have no sympathy for the fox, huh?
you will forgive my curiosity, mr. blaine. the point is, an enemy of the reich has come to casablanca and we are checking up on anybody who can be of any help to us.	My interest in whether Victor Laszlo stays or goes is purely a sporting one.
are my eyes really brown?	You will forgive my curiosity, Mr. Blaine. The point is, an enemy of the Reich has come to Casablanca and we are checking up on anybody who can be of any help to us.
aha. who do you think will win the war?	I haven't the slightest idea.
well, there are certain sections of new york, major, that i wouldn't advise you to try to invade.	Aha. Who do you think will win the war?
are you one of those people who cannot imagine the germans in their beloved paris?	It's not particularly my beloved Paris.
there seems to be no secret about that.	Are you one of those people who cannot imagine the Germans in their beloved Paris?
i understand you came here from paris at the time of the occupation.	There seems to be no secret about that.
what is your nationality?	I'm a drunkard.
make it official, if you like.	What is your nationality?
don't be a fool. you can't get away.	Rick, hide me. Do something! You must help me, Rick. Do something!
rick! rick, help me!	Don't be a fool. You can't get away.
i don't want them here overnight.	Don't be afraid of that. Please keep them for me. Thank you. I knew I could trust you.
perhaps an hour, perhaps a little longer.	I don't want them here overnight.
for how long?	Perhaps an hour, perhaps a little longer.
one moment. tonight i'll be selling those for more money than even i have ever dreamed of, and then, addio casablanca! you know, rick, i have many friends in casablanca, but somehow, just because you despise me you're the only one i trust. will you keep these for me? please.	For how long?
who did you bribe for your visa? renault or yourself?	Myself. I found myself much more reasonable.
well, rick, after tonight i'll be through with the whole business, and i am leaving finally this casablanca.	Who did you bribe for your visa? Renault or yourself?
i don't mind a parasite. i object to a cut-rate one.	Well, Rick, after tonight I'll be through with the whole business, and I am leaving finally this Casablanca.
but think of all the poor devils who cannot meet renault's price. i get it for them for half. is that so parasitic?	I don't mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.
for a price, ugarte, for a price.	But think of all the poor devils who cannot meet Renault's price. I get it for them for half. Is that so parasitic?
but why? oh, you object to the kind of business i do, huh? but think of all those poor refugees who must rot in this place if i didn't help them. that's not so bad. through ways of my own i provide them with exit visas.	For a price, Ugarte, for a price.
if i gave you any thought, i probably would.	But why? Oh, you object to the kind of business I do, huh? But think of all those poor refugees who must rot in this place if I didn't help them. That's not so bad. Through ways of my own I provide them with exit visas.
i forgot. you never drink with...  i'll have another, please.  you despise me, don't you?	If I gave you any thought, I probably would.
no.	I forgot. You never drink with...  I'll have another, please.  You despise me, don't you?
thank you.  will you have a drink with me please?	No.
they got a lucky break. yesterday they were just two german clerks. today they're the 'honored dead'.	You are a very cynical person, Rick, if you'll forgive me for saying so.
may i? too bad about those two german couriers, wasn't it?	They got a lucky break. Yesterday they were just two German clerks. Today they're the 'Honored Dead'.
oh, nothing. but when you first came to casablanca, i thought --	-- You thought what?
well, what makes you think i haven't?	Oh, nothing. But when you first came to Casablanca, I thought --
huh. you know, rick, watching you just now with the deutsches bank, one would think you'd been doing this all your life.	Well, what makes you think I haven't?
uh, excuse me, please. hello, rick.	Hello Ugarte.
where is she? have you seen her?	No, Mr. Richard. I can't find her.
and getting closer every minute. here. drink up. we'll never finish the other three.	The Germans'll be here pretty soon now, and they'll come looking for you. And don't forget there's a price on your head.
this sort of takes the sting out of being occupied, doesn't it, mr. richard?	You said it!  Here's looking at you, kid.
if she can stand it, i can. play it!	Yes, boss.
well, i don't think i can remember it.	If she can stand it, I can. Play it!
you played it for her and you can play it for me.	Well, I don't think I can remember it.
no, i don't.	You played it for her and you can play it for me.
well, stop it. you know what i want to hear.	No, I don't.
just a little something of my own.	Well, stop it. You know what I want to hear.
what's that you're playing?	Just a little something of my own.
uh, my watch stopped.	I bet they're asleep in New York. I'll bet they're asleep all over America.
sam, if it's december 1941 in casablanca, what time is it in new york?	Uh, my watch stopped.
yeah, boss?	Sam, if it's December 1941 in Casablanca, what time is it in New York?
they grab ugarte and she walks in. well, that's the way it goes. one in, one out. sam?	Yeah, boss?
no, sir. i'm staying right here.	They grab Ugarte and she walks in. Well, that's the way it goes. One in, one out. Sam?
shut up and go home, will you?	No, sir. I'm staying right here.
we'll take the car and drive all night. we'll get drunk. we'll go fishing and stay away until she's gone.	Shut up and go home, will you?
she's coming back. i know she's coming back.	We'll take the car and drive all night. We'll get drunk. We'll go fishing and stay away until she's gone.
please, boss, let's go. ain't nothing but trouble for you here.	She's coming back. I know she's coming back.
no, sir. i'm waiting for a lady.	Please, boss, let's go. Ain't nothing but trouble for you here.
boss, let's get out of here.	No, sir. I'm waiting for a lady.
then don't have a drink.	Boss, let's get out of here.
no. not me, boss.	Then don't have a drink.
good. then have a drink.	No. Not me, boss.
well, i ain't sleepy either.	Good. Then have a drink.
no.	Well, I ain't sleepy either.
you ever going to bed?	No.
no.	You ever going to bed?
ain't you planning on going to bed in the near future?	No.
not right now.	Ain't you planning on going to bed in the near future?
boss, ain't you going to bed?	Not right now.
yeah?	Boss, ain't you going to bed?
boss!	Yeah?
yeah, but i ain't got time to spend the money i make here.	Sorry.
he'll double what i pay you.	Yeah, but I ain't got time to spend the money I make here.
i like it fine here.	He'll double what I pay you.
sam, ferrari wants you to work for him at the blue parrot.	I like it fine here.
nobody remembers that.	The failures they remember.  It's the successes they forget.
worse than warsaw.	Nobody remembers that.
it's bad.	Worse than Warsaw.
six kilometers.  four miles.	So how are we going to get this place shaped up?
it took this test package thirty-two hours to get from seattle to st. petersburg, a distance of nine thousand miles.  and then it took forty-one hours to get from our warehouse in st. petersburg to here, a distance of, what --	Six kilometers.  Four miles.
you can't make it.	Shut up.  I don't feel like dying today.
it matters.  we do the best we can, that's all we have.	Then we've just got shit.
what did it matter if fedex was five minutes late one day?  the next day we just start over again.	It matters.  We do the best we can, that's all we have.
nothing out there but ocean.	Let's get a second opinion.  Wilson? What do you see?
it's real.	Nothing out there but ocean.
look again, asshole.  it's a mirage.	It's real.
jesus.	Look again, asshole.  It's a mirage.
you are.	Jesus.
what's so damn funny?	You are.
it's a fucking soccer ball, you idiot.	Shut up.
i'm serious.  i'm always going on about me, me, me.  enough about me.  your turn.	It's a fucking soccer ball, you idiot.
i float.  you sink.  end of story.	I'm serious.  I'm always going on about me, me, me.  Enough about me.  Your turn.
they're always on autopilot.  or else it's night, or you're in the sun, or you're in the trough of a wave.  they'll never see you.	Damn it!  Don't be so negative!
they're on autopilot.	They're always on autopilot.  Or else it's night, or you're in the sun, or you're in the trough of a wave.  They'll never see you.
they're never going to see you.  you're just another piece of trash in the ocean.	They're on autopilot.
what are you smiling about?  they'll be back.	I'm dancing on the roof of the Peabody Hotel.  With Kelly.
you know, wilson, every now and then we should say thank you.  thank you god.	Thank you for fucking up my life.
grow up, stop being such a baby.  other people get through a lot worse.	Yeah, sure, what?
that's death knocking, knocking on your door.  crazy little woman come knocking, knocking at my front door...	Grow up, stop being such a baby.  Other people get through a lot worse.
die tomorrow or die today.	That's death knocking, knocking on your door.  Crazy little woman come knocking, knocking at my front door...
if i don't have a sea anchor i'll capsize.	Die tomorrow or die today.
use the sail for a sea anchor and you won't move.	If I don't have a sea anchor I'll capsize.
but i have promises to keep.  and miles to go before i sleep.  and miles to go before i sleep.  got to fix the sea anchor.  use the sail.	Use the sail for a sea anchor and you won't move.
the sea is lovely, dark and deep.	But I have promises to keep.  And miles to go before I sleep.  And miles to go before I sleep.  Got to fix the sea anchor.  Use the sail.
you quitter you quitter you quitter.	The sea is lovely, dark and deep.
look, just slip off the raft.  the ocean would feel so good, the water's so soft and warm.  take a little swim.  sleep.	You quitter you quitter you quitter.
no!	Look, just slip off the raft.  The ocean would feel so good, the water's so soft and warm.  Take a little swim.  Sleep.
i'm lost.  goodbye.	No!
why do they have to die for me?	They'd eat you if they could.  They're laughing at you.  Listen.
you fucking bleeding heart, you kill or you die.	Why do they have to die for me?
can't kill another one.  can't.  can't kill my friends anymore.	You fucking bleeding heart, you kill or you die.
what are you doing?	Can't kill another one.  Can't.  Can't kill my friends anymore.
you're beautiful.  marry me.	You idiot, if he dives, he'll capsize the raft.
fix raft first.	Water water water --
get water!	Fix raft first.
you're putting off the inevitable.	I'm putting it off.
moon's too bright.	You're putting off the inevitable.
you don't know where you are.  you missed the shipping lanes.	Moon's too bright.
polaris, where are you?  maybe i'm too far south.	You don't know where you are.  You missed the shipping lanes.
survive today, that's the point.	Polaris, where are you?  Maybe I'm too far south.
if they can't see you, what's the point?	Survive today, that's the point.
no.	Wilson, do you believe this?  Take the damn water.
take it, damn it.	No.
no.	Take it, damn it.
take it.	No.
no more water, you said.	Take it.
do too little you'll die.	Going to die anyway.
do too much, i'll die.	Do too little you'll die.
okay look, i know you're tired, i know you're thirsty, but give it one more shot, you've just got to do a little more.	Do too much, I'll die.
no water, no work.	Okay look, I know you're tired, I know you're thirsty, but give it one more shot, you've just got to do a little more.
come on, shape up, get going, you can do it.	No water, no work.
thirsty.	Come on, shape up, get going, you can do it.
you've had today's water.	Thirsty.
can't.  need water.	You've had today's water.
get up, damn you.	Can't.  Need water.
feels so good to lie here.	Get up, damn you.
get up.	Feels so good to lie here.
stay calm, identify the problem. problem, rope fraying.  solution, fix rope.	With what?  There's nothing to fix it with.  This rope comes undone, you're going to drown.
shit!  shit!  shit!	Stay calm, identify the problem. Problem, rope fraying.  Solution, fix rope.
catch another fish tomorrow.	Shit!  Shit!  Shit!
save some for tomorrow.	Catch another fish tomorrow.
keep painting.  promise me.	Sure.
no.  that was the last one.	Just sit here, I'll get us some lunch.
do you...have any more packages to deliver?	No.  that was the last one.
to tell you the truth -- you did.	Do you...have any more packages to deliver?
you are.  yes you are.  what gave you the idea to paint on that cave?	To tell you the truth -- you did.
well, not really, i --	You are.  Yes you are.  What gave you the idea to paint on that cave?
i can't believe this.  i -- i -- they are... you're a gifted artist.  you're into something very powerful.  primal. truly.	Well, not really, I --
our apologies that it never made it to the recipient.	He was a sorry sonofabitch, and I'm sorry I ever married him.
well, i do a little drawing --	Our apologies that it never made it to the recipient.
oh?  you've tried?	Well, I do a little drawing --
they're harder to do than they look.	Oh?  You've tried?
yeah.  a long time ago.	They're harder to do than they look.
possible.  so you did those wings?	Yeah.  A long time ago.
hmmm.  feels like it might have gotten wet.	Possible.  So you did those wings?
want to come in?  get dry for a minute.	Okay.  Sure.
as much as anybody.	Want to come in?  Get dry for a minute.
you know what happened to this?	As much as anybody.
no.	You know what happened to this?
well, i have to say, i'm impressed.  you never gave up.	No.
there was an unavoidable delay.	Well, I have to say, I'm impressed.  You never gave up.
you came on a bicycle?  no wonder it's so late.	There was an unavoidable delay.
i've got lots of time.	So do I.
yeah, a long one.	I've got lots of time.
must be a story there.	Yeah, a long one.
i had it on the island with me.	Must be a story there.
you?  personally?	I had it on the island with me.
had a package to deliver.	You?  Personally?
what brings you out to the sticks?	Had a package to deliver.
did you really steal a crippled kid's bicycle to make your deliveries, or is that just some bullshit story?	I didn't steal it, and he wasn't crippled.
you too.	I'm so glad you're alive.
i love you, chuck.	You too.
i had to come.  to be sure you were okay.	I love you, Chuck.
it means a lot...that you came.	I had to come.  To be sure you were okay.
i've got to get back to memphis. hannah's babysitter has finals.	It means a lot...that you came.
i don't know.  i really don't know.	I've got to get back to Memphis. Hannah's babysitter has finals.
what will you do?	I don't know.  I really don't know.
great.  really.	What will you do?
you okay?	Great.  Really.
that's what i told the fish i caught. but i ate them anyway.	You okay?
this is so unfair.	That's what I told the fish I caught. But I ate them anyway.
you hated being alone.  couldn't stand it.  busy every minute.  always plugged into something.	I didn't know what really being alone was.  No one back here does.
not when you have no choice.	You hated being alone.  Couldn't stand it.  Busy every minute.  Always plugged into something.
so simple to say, so hard to do.	Not when you have no choice.
cliches, mainly.  don't take anyone for granted.  don't sweat the small stuff. live each day like it's your last.	So simple to say, so hard to do.
come on.  try.	Cliches, mainly.  Don't take anyone for granted.  Don't sweat the small stuff. Live each day like it's your last.
don't overwhelm me with the details.  you know how i hate that.	Come on.  Try.
the tide came in, the tide went out.  i survived.  that's the headline.  i survived.	Don't overwhelm me with the details.  You know how I hate that.
yeah?	The tide came in, the tide went out.  I survived.  That's the headline.  I survived.
the plane went down.  my friends died.  i washed up on an island.  then i found these barrels, built the raft, and here i am.	Yeah?
maybe now's when you tell me about it.	The plane went down.  My friends died.  I washed up on an island.  Then I found these barrels, built the raft, and here I am.
that about sums it up.	Maybe now's when you tell me about it.
your calendar, your cell phone, your whoo pig sooey hat, some pictures of that ketch you wanted.	That about sums it up.
what was inside?	Your calendar, your cell phone, your whoo pig sooey hat, some pictures of that ketch you wanted.
yeah, coffin, headstone, the whole thing.	What was inside?
there was a coffin?	Yeah, coffin, headstone, the whole thing.
what's that, written on the sail?	My epitaph.
yeah, well...couldn't be helped.	What's that, written on the sail?
all that time i waited to go on a cruise, and you went without me.	Yeah, well...couldn't be helped.
what's that?	That's my sea anchor.  My second one. Made it out of part of the sail.  It keeps you from capsizing in a storm.  In theory.  And this, this I used to collect water. About half a cup a day.
is that jango?	No, this is Jack.  Jango was hit by a UPS truck.  Can you believe it?
her name's hannah.	Is that Jango?
i didn't want to.  it just happened.  one day gary was there.  he took care of everything.  he took care of me.  i was a mess.	You have any children?
i would have done the same thing.	I didn't want to.  It just happened.  One day Gary was there.  He took care of everything.  He took care of me.  I was a mess.
if i'd known you were alive --	I would have done the same thing.
i know.	If I'd known you were alive --
i would never --	I know.
i thought you might have.	I would never --
i got married.	I thought you might have.
right back, you said you'd be right back.	A few things came up.  Or went down.
i'm sorry... i'm sorry...	Hey...hey...it's okay!
a week, max.  okay?  okay?	Go on.  We'll be fine.  I'll feed Jango to the frogs.
chuck, you're breaking my heart.	A week, max.  Okay?  Okay?
get back?  from where?	Malaysia.  They're holding the sweep.
don't even start.	Get back?  From where?
look, we'll do our trip as soon as i get back.	Don't even start.
what, you were going to come over the next day all calm and say, kelly that really made me mad?  don't tell me you're mad.  be mad.  be who you are right now.	Look, we'll do our trip as soon as I get back.
i guess i hadn't thought through how i felt.	What, you were going to come over the next day all calm and say, Kelly that really made me mad?  Don't tell me you're mad.  Be mad.  Be who you are right now.
why didn't you come over, get mad at me, tell me what a stupid bitch i was.	I guess I hadn't thought through how I felt.
i burned the christmas tree.	Why didn't you come over, get mad at me, tell me what a stupid bitch I was.
no, it was great.  maybe a little overkill --	I burned the Christmas tree.
i'm sorry about the presents.  i got a little carried away.	No, it was great.  Maybe a little overkill --
yes there is.	I'm sorry about the presents.  I got a little carried away.
there isn't any us.	Yes there is.
it's our dog.  it belongs to us.	There isn't any us.
that's your dog.	It's our dog.  It belongs to us.
no.	I can't take him to work.
could you watch jango?	No.
"we're" not over-reacting.	Could you watch Jango?
we're a little emotional here.  it's christmas, maybe we're over-reacting.	"We're" not over-reacting.
this isn't working out.	We're a little emotional here.  It's Christmas, maybe we're over-reacting.
i have to.	You want to.
you can't go now.	I have to.
look, i love the puppy.  i love you.  but i have to go.	You can't go now.
you did?	Look, I love the puppy.  I love you.  But I have to go.
a ring.  i wanted a ring.	You did?
i have to go.  i'm on call for overflow down at the hub.	A ring.  I wanted a ring.
you know, for when you travel.	For when I travel?
a puppy's got a little more personality than a fish.	And for you --
i can't even keep fish alive.	A puppy's got a little more personality than a fish.
he's your cute thing.	I can't even keep fish alive.
he is a cute thing.	He's your cute thing.
i figure, if we could take care of a puppy, we could, you know, take care of --	He is a cute thing.
hey, look at you.	I figure, if we could take care of a puppy, we could, you know, take care of --
ah, the staff meeting could have gone better.	Let me guess, Russia came up?
you don't seem too happy about it.	Ah, the staff meeting could have gone better.
four four.  a record.	You don't seem too happy about it.
merry christmas eve.	Not if you work for FedEx.
what do you want me to say?  that i thought i'd done a great job but it all turned to shit?  that i might as well have gone sailing for all the good i did?	Yeah, tell me.  Tell me all of it.
chuck.	What do you want me to say?  That I thought I'd done a great job but it all turned to shit?  That I might as well have gone sailing for all the good I did?
got to follow the paper path here.	Chuck, forget the Xerox.  So Russia didn't turn out well?
i thought i did.	Got to follow the paper path here.
don't overwhelm me with details, you know how i hate that.  did you get it fixed?	I thought I did.
cold.	Don't overwhelm me with details, you know how I hate that.  Did you get it fixed?
how was russia?	Cold.
let's take a look.	How was Russia?
my last chapter's in there, and the damn machine's jammed.	Let's take a look.
you smell like formaldehyde.	My last chapter's in there, and the damn machine's jammed.
your eyes are puffy.  did you take valium again?	You smell like formaldehyde.
sonofabitch!	Hey, be nice to it, it'll be nice to you.
anything else?	There's a sweep leaving Memphis in an hour, goes through Sydney.
the regular flight is scheduled for oh three hundred tomorrow.	Anything else?
when's the next jumbo?	The regular flight is scheduled for oh three hundred tomorrow.
and how was your christmas?	Terrific.  Yours?
i need the latest pdrs on st. petersburg.	And how was your Christmas?
doc, i'm not on the island.  i'm not on the raft.  i'm alive.  i'm so glad to be back, i can't tell you.  i just want out of here.	Well, when that IV runs out, you're through with us.  Just the dentist tomorrow.
you are aware of the potential disruptiveness on your loved ones when you return to your old life?	Not to mention on me.
yes, yes he did.	You are aware of the potential disruptiveness on your loved ones when you return to your old life?
doctor hegel tells me he discussed the vietnam pow syndrome with you.	Yes, yes he did.
i most definitely say i am.	Doctor Hegel tells me he discussed the Vietnam POW syndrome with you.
if you say you are.	I most definitely say I am.
but all that's behind me.  i'm fine now.	If you say you are.
your body chemistry and your exposure to the elements would normally lead to irritability, depression, anxiety, periods of self-reproach.  it's almost like schizophrenia.  different sides of your personality might come to life, speak out, act out.	But all that's behind me.  I'm fine now.
i am one lucky guy.	Your body chemistry and your exposure to the elements would normally lead to irritability, depression, anxiety, periods of self-reproach.  It's almost like schizophrenia.  Different sides of your personality might come to life, speak out, act out.
and fish are very low in fat, which is energy inefficient.  so you're going to burn up your own cells no matter how much you eat.  luckily you ate the eyes and pancreas, which contain some vitamin c, so you didn't get scurvy.	I am one lucky guy.
which i didn't have.	And fish are very low in fat, which is energy inefficient.  So you're going to burn up your own cells no matter how much you eat.  Luckily you ate the eyes and pancreas, which contain some Vitamin C, so you didn't get scurvy.
protein digestion is very costly in water usage.	Which I didn't have.
all i ate was fish.  that's solid protein.	Protein digestion is very costly in water usage.
dehydration.  vitamin deficiency. protein deficiency.  any or all of the above.	All I ate was fish.  That's solid protein.
sorry...sorry... why do my joints still ache?	Dehydration.  Vitamin deficiency. Protein deficiency.  Any or all of the above.
my favorite doctor.  what's the verdict?	Under the circumstances your overall health is good.  Those salt water boils you picked up on the raft are ulcerated, but they're healing nicely.
you're chuck noland.	Yeah.
sure.	You're Chuck Noland.
hey, once a driver, always a driver.  you want a lift?  i've just got one more pickup.	Sure.
i used to drive one of those.  a long time ago.	Hey, once a driver, always a driver.  You want a lift?  I've just got one more pickup.
no.	I used to drive one of those.  A long time ago.
you're not out of pascagoula, are you?	No.
need some help?	You bet I do.  High tide comes right up to this road.
come on down to the plant.  it's state of the art.  we're doing for chickens what fedex did for the delivery business.	Just don't count 'em before they hatch.
really?	Come on down to the plant.  It's state of the art.  We're doing for chickens what FedEx did for the delivery business.
sixty three pounds consumed per capita, up from twenty seven in 1960.  going to pass beef.  chicken's global.  no religious taboos.  you don't see your hindus and your muslims boycotting poultry.	True enough.  No sacred chickens nowhere, so far as I know.
but chickens?	Sixty three pounds consumed per capita, up from twenty seven in 1960.  Going to pass beef.  Chicken's global.  No religious taboos.  You don't see your Hindus and your Muslims boycotting poultry.
thought you were going to bring her.	So did I.
bless us o lord, and these thy gifts, which we are about to receive, from thou bounty, through christ the lord.  amen.	Let's eat.
what a journey you've had.  it seems more than a person should have to bear.	The tide saved me, Mom.  I lived by it. I'm just wondering where it will take me next.
i've got all this back pay coming.  why don't you let me get you a place in town?	This is my home.  I'm part of the wallpaper.
roger got me on.  i wasn't doing anything, and -- but you're back, you're really back.  i would have come to memphis, but --	I wanted to come here.
when'd you start working here?	Roger got me on.  I wasn't doing anything, and -- but you're back, you're really back.  I would have come to Memphis, but --
doing great, mom, don't worry about me.	There's settled folks, and there's nomads.  You're just not a settled folk. You never belonged here.
i'm doing fine.	Doing great, Mom, don't worry about me.
the place is falling apart.	I'm doing fine.
don't you even think about it.	The place is falling apart.
maybe i should take a few days off. roger's working now, you could use some help around here...	Don't you even think about it.
oh no, the prodigal son's home.  we bring out the store bought.	Maybe I should take a few days off. Roger's working now, you could use some help around here...
mom, this is a farm.  we've got real strawberries growing outside, we've got real cream.	Oh no, the prodigal son's home.  We bring out the store bought.
look, i help take care of the place.  you got my check, didn't you mom?	That new roof, that's your doing.
it seemed like she had such a good time last time.	It's nothing you did, Mom, believe me.
what happened to your pants?	Mom, meet Jango.
can you find her?	You're looking at a Level III search. For your Level III, you gotta have E-4 authorization.  I don't have it.
hmmm.  durango, colorado; asheville, north carolina, then...canceled her account.	Can you find her?
sure.  bettina peterson.  marfa, texas. let's run a current check.	Hmmm.  Durango, Colorado; Asheville, North Carolina, then...canceled her account.
what about the sender?	Sure.  Bettina Peterson.  Marfa, Texas. Let's run a current check.
okay.  after three years the ptr reverts to tape storage, which is okay because we access it through the cpc.  here it is.  ten packages from the same sender.  baku. delhi.  st. petersburg.  the guy was a real road warrior.  this package was kuala lampur.  no activity in his account after this package.  no forwarding addresses after k.l.	What about the sender?
trying.	Kamal, you're breaking up.  Can you hear us?
kamal is not here.  we are very defused.	Who's in charge then, where is Chinn?
what's going on down there?	Kamal is not here.  We are very defused.
it is ibrim, i, i am a sorter.	What's going on down there?
who is this?  where is kamal?	It is Ibrim, I, I am a sorter.
kamal is not here.	Who is this?  Where is Kamal?
thanks.  for everything.	No sweat.
i need to do it.	Finish what you started.  You haven't changed, Chuck.  It's still you.
you want that delivered, we'll deliver it.  that's what we do.	I need to do it.
deliver this package.  then, i dunno.	You want that delivered, we'll deliver it.  That's what we do.
what, then?	Deliver this package.  Then, I dunno.
not just that.  take your time.  use it. live it.	Deep, real deep.
being patient.  don't rush things.  i get it.	Not just that.  Take your time.  Use it. Live it.
that's what it's about.	Being patient.  Don't rush things.  I get it.
what?	That's what it's about.
take your time.	What?
digital laser readers.	Digital laser readers.  Wow.  Terrific.
that's all there is.	Believe me I know.
to life.	That's all there is.
to life.  fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.	To life.
i'm serious.  the burning bush, the big picture, the words in neon...	What's it all about?  It's about being so thirsty you'd crush a fish's backbone to suck out the spinal fluid -- that's what it's about.
hallelujah.	I'm serious.  The burning bush, the big picture, the words in neon...
you've been over the line and you came back.  you've been saved, hallelujah!	Hallelujah.
to wilson.	To Wilson.
when i first showed up, i thought you'd lost your fucking marbles.	I never thought it would end.  Then it did.  It was so great to be saved, I couldn't stop laughing.
you were how long on this?	Forty-three days.
must have taken a hell of a long time.	Time I had lots of.
i braided them.	Must have taken a hell of a long time.
cool ropes.	I braided them.
you should have smelled me.	Cool ropes.
this stinks really bad.	You should have smelled me.
want to see my raft?	This stinks really bad.
how about we go somewhere else?	Want to see my raft?
hello.	This is Amber.  Her boyfriend lost his foot in a shark attack.
i beat the odds!	You beat 'em to shit, pal!  Jesus!
you're fucking dead!	I'm most definitely not dead.  And as I recall, you're the sick fucker.
it's me.	You're fucking dead!
god damn!  god damn!  chuck, it's you!	It's me.
hello?	Stan, it's Chuck...Chuck Noland...
malaysia's tanking.  we're meeting in ten in operations.	Right.  Get me everything on Indonesia, New Guinea, all the way to Australia.
talk is cheap.  are we on or not?	We're on.
ninety five percent?  just give me the money now.	Talk is cheap.  Are we on or not?
a hundred rubles st. petersburg hits 95 percent in a month.	Ninety five percent?  Just give me the money now.
i'm trying to help you here.  there's warsaw, there's this --	This was nothing like Warsaw.  I held the truck then minutes, it's not that big a deal.
you are one sick fucker.	I'm trying to help you here.  There's Warsaw, there's this --
take the plunge, admit your mistakes, move on to tomorrow.  that's fedex, that's women, that's life.	You are one sick fucker.
for the third time.	Take the plunge, admit your mistakes, move on to tomorrow.  That's FedEx, that's women, that's life.
that's why i'm running foreign and you're not.  that's why you're not married and i am.	For the third time.
that's why you're a gambling man.	That's why I'm running foreign and you're not.  That's why you're not married and I am.
we're warriors, not desk jockeys.  we've got to be bold.  you always want all your ducks lined up.  but nothing's 100 percent.  it's always 60-40, maybe 51-49. hell, i'd take 40-60.  then roll the dice.	That's why you're a gambling man.
i'm from arkansas.  tell me a story with robert e. lee in it and maybe i'll pay attention.	We're warriors, not desk jockeys.  We've got to be bold.  You always want all your ducks lined up.  But nothing's 100 percent.  It's always 60-40, maybe 51-49. Hell, I'd take 40-60.  Then roll the dice.
you know general mclelland, he wouldn't attack unless he had everything just right.  finally abe lincoln came to him and said, general, if you're not going to use my army, could i borrow it for a while?  so he gave it to grant and grant just said, let's go.	I'm from Arkansas.  Tell me a story with Robert E. Lee in it and maybe I'll pay attention.
forget it.	You know General McLelland, he wouldn't attack unless he had everything just right.  Finally Abe Lincoln came to him and said, General, if you're not going to use my army, could I borrow it for a while?  So he gave it to Grant and Grant just said, let's go.
look, i'm sorry about your plane.  but i couldn't risk being late into memphis.	Forget it.
and never take.	Look, I'm sorry about your plane.  But I couldn't risk being late into Memphis.
for all those vacation days you got coming.	And never take.
it's a ketch kelly and i had chartered.	For all those vacation days you got coming.
i didn't know we had sailboats.	It's a ketch Kelly and I had chartered.
baloney.  i do see the damn "big picture."	I didn't know we had sailboats.
you know what your problem is?  you just see the packages in front of you.  you don't see the big picture.	Baloney.  I do see the damn "big picture."
every person counts, every package counts, that's my point.	You know what your problem is?  You just see the packages in front of you.  You don't see the big picture.
what?  let paris hold its plane?  let memphis take care of it?  let somebody down the line clean up your mess?	Every person counts, every package counts, that's my point.
i was making a point.	What?  Let Paris hold its plane?  Let Memphis take care of it?  Let somebody down the line clean up your mess?
the point of fedex, as i understand it, is to make the damn connection.	I was making a point.
you fucked us over.	The point of FedEx, as I understand it, is to make the damn connection.
i'm touched.	You fucked us over.
jesus.  i got it working... you have no idea how hard it was... they're finally a team...	I'm touched.
but i might not have.	Jesus.  I got it working... You have no idea how hard it was... They're finally a team...
i checked the weather, you had the jet stream, you could have made it up.	But I might not have.
it was fifteen minutes late.	I checked the weather, you had the jet stream, you could have made it up.
you what?	It was fifteen minutes late.
how'd it go?	Great.  Terrific.  The good guys won one for a change.
borrowed.  i borrowed it.	How'd it go?
what do you expect, from the guy who stole a kid's bicycle when his truck broke down?	Borrowed.  I borrowed it.
would you do us the honor of joining us? we're just sitting down at mess.  pork chops and gravy, cranberries, baked potatoes with all the trimmings, fresh- baked bread, apple pie...	No please, join me.  Some sundried fish strips, a few eyeballs, some gills to munch on.
as it happens, i'm headed for frisco myself.	Would you do us the honor of joining us? We're just sitting down at mess.  Pork chops and gravy, cranberries, baked potatoes with all the trimmings, fresh- baked bread, apple pie...
san francisco.  and you?	As it happens, I'm headed for Frisco myself.
may i ask, where are you bound?	San Francisco.  And you?
permission granted.	May I ask, where are you bound?
permission to come aboard, sir.	Permission granted.
dr. homer wells.	I just hope he won't expect us to say *Grace* all the time.
i suppose it wouldn't hurt to *meet* him. what's his name again?	Dr. Homer Wells.
wilbur, he picked them for us himself...	You don't find it depressing that Homer Wells is picking apples?
oh my, yes! this is a *far* superior taste--and crisp, too! you know, so many apples are disappointingly mealy. i wonder of most of the apples in my life weren't meant for pies!	Wilbur, he picked them for us himself...
these *credentials* are against the law!	We all know who trained Homer--his credentials are as good as mine are. Don't you be holy to me about the *law*! What has the law done for any of us here?
you *invented* him! you've completely made his up!	Don't you understand? The board is going to *replace* me! That's what the "new blood" is *for*!
"an internship and two years of training at the boston lying-in, south end branch. for his age, he was judged an accomplished gynecological obstetrical surgeon; he is also experienced in pediatric care..."	You *invented* him! You've completely made his up!
this is *your* life story, wilbur! you just changed the dates!	"An internship and two years of training at the Boston Lying-in, South End Branch. For his age, he was judged an accomplished gynecological obstetrical surgeon; he is also experienced in pediatric care..."
it's that mrs. goodhall you have to be careful of, wilbur.	One has to be more than "careful" of Mrs. Goodhall--she has sufficient Christian zeal to start her own country! I'd like to give her a little ether.
he is a goddamn psychiatrist--of *course* he wants to "help"! he'd be happy if he could help *commit* me!	It's that Mrs. Goodhall you have to be careful of, Wilbur.
he's still a boy--out in the world, he's still a boy.	Just find him some clothes, Wilbur. He could use some clothes.
oh, just stop it! you knew this was going to happen. he's a young man.	He's still a boy--out in the world, he's still a boy.
let him try to *make* some money! that's part of "seeing the world," isn't it?	Oh, just stop it! You knew this was going to happen. He's a young man.
he'll need clothes... some money...	Let him try to *make* some money! That's part of "seeing the world," isn't it?
they just want you to hire some new help.	Some new *things* would be useful. I don't need any "new help."
they want to replace me! the board of trustees wants to *replace* me!	They just want you to hire some new help.
you were! you *are*! it was fantastic.	It was just the ether, Wilbur...
then i wasn't beautiful.	You were! You *are*! It was fantastic.
i was!	Then I wasn't beautiful.
you weren't dreaming about me.	I was!
i was dreaming about you. how beautiful you were!	You weren't dreaming about me.
wilbur, the adopting couple is waiting in your office.	Life is waiting.
it's not ergot, it's not pituitary extract, it's not oil of rue...	It claims to restore monthly regularity.
only if you can afford it.	Try to think of nothing, Dorothy.
what's she so emotional about?	I don't know. She got left here, like the rest of us, didn't she?
i think mary agnes could kill someone.	I doubt it. She's just an...
i know.	I think Mary Agnes could kill someone.
homer, you know i would never kill anyone--you know i wouldn't.	I know.
sometimes i want to meet them so i can kill them. just sometimes.	Homer, you know I would never kill anyone--you know I wouldn't.
better than i can!	Sometimes I want to meet them so I can kill them. Just sometimes.
and that i can drive a truck!	Better than I can!
you cook very well!	And that I can drive a truck!
uh... i'd like to show them that i can cook, a little.	You cook very well!
what for, buster? what would you do if you met them?	Uh... I'd like to show them that I can cook, a little.
yeah. but sometimes i wish i could meet mine, anyway.	What for, Buster? What would you do if you met them?
whoever they were, they didn't *do* any of the things parents are supposed to do. dr. larch did those things, and nurse edna, and nurse angela.	Yeah. But sometimes I wish I could meet mine, anyway.
why not?	Whoever they were, they didn't *do* any of the things parents are supposed to do. Dr. Larch did those things, and Nurse Edna, and Nurse Angela.
i know who you mean. i think about leaving here, but not to find *them*.	Why not?
i mean your parents.	I know who you mean. I think about leaving here, but not to find *them*.
i'm *not* a doctor!	I'm sorry, Homer.
but you've studied with the old man for *years*!	I'm *not* a doctor!
i'm *not* a doctor. i haven't been to medical school--i haven't even been to high school!	But you've studied with the old man for *years*!
*you're* a doctor, homer--you don't smell like ether.	I'm *not* a doctor. I haven't been to medical school--I haven't even been to high school!
he's a doctor, buster--doctors smell like ether.	*You're* a doctor, Homer--you don't smell like ether.
he *smells* like he could put you to sleep!	He's a doctor, Buster--doctors smell like ether.
it's because he's too tired to sleep. he has to.	He *smells* like he could put you to sleep!
he *sniffs* that ether! i've seen him do it!	It's because he's too tired to sleep. He has to.
shouldn't we tell homer?	If Homer wanted to know what was happening here, he could pick up a telephone and call us.
they'll believe it because they want to believe it.	Shouldn't we tell Homer?
why would the little ones believe that *anyone* would adopt him?	They'll believe it because they want to believe it.
i'll tell them fuzzy was adopted.	Why would the little ones believe that *anyone* would adopt him?
what are you going to tell the little ones?	I'll tell them Fuzzy was adopted.
what'd she die of?	She died of *secrecy*, she died of *ignorance*...
good night, kids. don't catch cold-- it's gettin' cold already.	Good night, Daddy.
daddy, *please*...	Good night, kids. Don't catch cold-- it's gettin' cold already.
how about him not needin' the friggin' compass! how about that?	Daddy, *please*...
it's gettin' late. i think i'll pack it in.	Good night, Daddy.
he mentions homer, too, you know.	Wally said to say, "Hello."
daddy, it's a letter to *me*.	He mentions Homer, too, you know.
i was lookin' for wally's letter. i was gonna show it to homer...  they made him a captain already-- *captain* worthington!	Daddy, it's a letter to *me*.
it's time somebody ate *them*.	I was lookin' for Wally's letter. I was gonna show it to Homer...  They made him a captain already-- *Captain* Worthington!
no, i'm the one who should be sorry. you have every right to be angry.	No. You warned me. I didn't listen, but you warned me.
i'm sorry for what i said about wally needing you. it was... unnecessary.	No, I'm the one who should be sorry. You have every right to be angry.
i know you don't think much of being needed, or of me for that matter...	I'm sorry for what I said about Wally needing you. It was... unnecessary.
sure. thanks.	I know you don't think much of being needed, or of me for that matter...
this came for you a couple of days ago. olive asked me to bring it. with everything happening, i guess she forgot.	Sure. Thanks.
she knows how to take care of herself.	This came for you a couple of days ago. Olive asked me to bring it. With everything happening, I guess she forgot.
do you think she'll be all right?	She knows how to take care of herself.
and now that wally's coming back, and because he'll certainly *need* you...	You say that as though it's some awful thing!  I never stopped loving Wally!
please don't...	And now that Wally's coming back, and because he'll certainly *need* you...
"...did." well, okay.	Please don't...
please... that's enough. i *loved* you, too--you know i did.	"...did." Well, okay.
i *helped* you not to think about wally. you were so upset--you couldn't stand worrying about him, about his being killed and not coming back-- but when you were with me, you could stop worrying... well, for a while, anyway. this is how i helped you, right?	Please... that's enough. I *loved* you, too--you know I did.
no, that's not it--i just want to be sure i understand you.	I *helped* you not to think about Wally. You were so upset--you couldn't stand worrying about him, about his being killed and not coming back-- but when you were with me, you could stop worrying... well, for a while, anyway. This is how I helped you, right?
please don't make me say it again.	No, that's not it--I just want to be sure I understand you.
he's *alive*. he still loves you.  so do i.	What do you want me to *do*?
he's *paralyzed*!	He's *alive*. He still loves you.  So do I.
i know, i'm sorry.	He's *paralyzed*!
for god's sake, homer, wally's been shot down!	I know, I'm sorry.
you got up! you *did* something! if you keep this up, you might be in danger of making a *decision*!	For God's sake, Homer, Wally's been shot down!
stop it! just cut it out!	You got up! You *did* something! If you keep this up, you might be in danger of making a *decision*!
i'm not trying to be anything--i'm just doing nothing! if i wait and see long enough, then--with any luck-- i won't *ever* have to make up my mind! decisions can be painful, after all...	Stop it! Just cut it out!
if you're trying to be funny, homer...	I'm not trying to be anything--I'm just doing nothing! If I wait and see long enough, then--with any luck-- I won't *ever* have to make up my mind! Decisions can be painful, after all...
*go* anywhere? of course not! that would be *doing* something, wouldn't it? we wouldn't want to *do* something. let's just sit here all night!	If you're trying to be funny, Homer...
please don't move, don't go anywhere.	*Go* anywhere? Of course not! That would be *doing* something, wouldn't it? We wouldn't want to *do* something. Let's just sit here all night!
i know.  is *that* nothing.	No, don't--that's something. Nothing is nothing.  Don't even look at me. I want...
no. nothing is nothing. i want wally to come home. i'm afraid to see him, too.	I know.  Is *that* nothing.
isn't that like waiting and seeing?	No. Nothing is nothing. I want Wally to come home. I'm afraid to see him, too.
nothing.	Isn't that like waiting and seeing?
just tell me. i'll do whatever you want to do.	Nothing.
wait... *wait*! are you sure?	We've got to keep her away from that bastard!
he's the *father*! he's her baby's father!	Wait... *wait*! Are you sure?
mr. rose *knows*?	He's the *father*! He's her baby's father!
you don't understand! it's her father...	Mr. Rose *knows*?
well, we can't force her. it's her decision.	You don't understand! It's her father...
she won't go to st. cloud's!	Well, we can't force her. It's her decision.
i told her! she doesn't feel she can do that. something about her father not letting her go anywhere...	Well, we have to help her!
we should take her to st. cloud's. that much is obvious, isn't it? let her make up her mind when she gets there...	I told her! She doesn't feel she can do that. Something about her father not letting her go anywhere...
okay, okay--i know you do, too.	It's a good thing I didn't have that baby, isn't it?
no! that's not all there is to it! i love you, too--i *know* i do.	Okay, okay--I know you do, too.
fine. that's all there is to it then.	No! That's not all there is to it! I love you, too--I *know* I do.
i grew up with wally. i began my adult life with him.	Fine. That's all there is to it then.
so we should "wait and see." for how long?	I grew up with Wally. I began my adult life with him.
do you think i'm having a good time? do you think i'm just *teasing* you? do you think i *know* whether i want you or wally?	So we should "wait and see." For how long?
olive told me.  you might have told me yourself.	I'm just waiting and seeing. Like you said.
*what* will be okay?	We have to wait and see. I think that, for *everything* in life, you have to wait and see.
it will be okay.	*What* will be okay?
just tell me. do you want me to go? do you want me to stay?	It will be okay.
i *know* this was right.	Right.
aren't you worried that people will cut their feet?	Nobody will swim here until next summer. By then, the water will have rubbed the glass smooth against the sand--there won't be any sharp edges.
that's what *i'd* come here for. i'd watch the movie.	Not with the right girl you wouldn't.
you just cuddle. you come to hug... to kiss. you don't *come* here to watch the movie.	That's what *I'd* come here for. I'd watch the movie.
how could you not *care* about the movie?	You just cuddle. You come to hug... to kiss. You don't *come* here to watch the movie.
ah-ha.  so what is that--a radio?	The *speaker*. For the movie sound.
sometimes... movies mostly bore wally.	Ah-ha.  So what is that--a radio?
did you come here with wally--to *not* watch movies?	Sometimes... movies mostly bore Wally.
privacy is exactly the point of drive- in movies.	Did you come here with Wally--to *not* watch movies?
just a little privacy.	Privacy is exactly the point of drive- in movies.
i never *asked* for any responsibility.	Just a little privacy.
but you had so much *responsibility*.	I never *asked* for any responsibility.
i miss things. i miss... people.  i miss reading to the boys.	But you had so much *responsibility*.
you don't miss it?	I miss things. I miss... people.  I miss reading to the boys.
at least you were never lonely.	I didn't say that. Growing up in an orphanage, you're always lonely. You're just never alone.
it was my favorite night at the orphanage--movie night. we'd race into the dining hall. of course everyone wanted to sit in front, so we'd be packed in so tight you could feel the kid next to you breathing.	At least you were never lonely.
what are you so crazy about the movies for?	It was my favorite night at the orphanage--movie night. We'd race into the dining hall. Of course everyone wanted to sit in front, so we'd be packed in so tight you could feel the kid next to you breathing.
the screen is enormous! imagine king kong up *there*! have you seen a lot of movies here?	Yes... and no. When you come here, you don't really care about the movie.
you think? maybe i was.  i love this place!	The screen is enormous! Imagine King Kong up *there*! Have you seen a lot of movies here?
you're a natural. you were born to drive a car like this.	You think? Maybe I was.  I love this place!
what's the *medical* explanation?	Well, she was in a weakened condition...  I don't know! What about "King Kong"?! Is that medically possible?
oh, sure!	What's the *medical* explanation?
she was torn apart! she died of a broken heart.	Oh, sure!
and what did she die of, exactly?	She was torn apart! She died of a broken heart.
she *did* love him!  how many women have you known?	And what did she die of, exactly?
first she loved him, then she didn't, then no one else could have him...	She *did* love him!  How many women have you known?
i *did* like it. all i said was, "it's not 'king kong'."	First she loved him, then she didn't, then no one else could have him...
but you looked as if you liked it.	I *did* like it. All I said was, "It's not 'King Kong'."
you've seen only one movie? which one?	"King Kong". It's really good.
yes! i've only seen one, though.	You've seen only one movie? Which one?
when they watched at all. do you like movies?	Yes! I've only seen one, though.
people watched the movies in their cars?	When they watched at all. Do you like movies?
yes. but it's closed all the time now, because of the blackout.	People watched the movies in their cars?
a movie *outside*?	Yes. But it's closed all the time now, because of the blackout.
i better go.	I don't think Mr. Rose would leave without you.
okay...	I better go.
you have to come to my dad's lobster pound and see one, then.	Okay...
when i'm not thinking about wally. i'm not good at being alone.  oh, goodness. you meant... yes, i'm fine. i...  ...i don't suppose you've seen a lobster yet.	You have to come to my dad's lobster pound and see one, then.
uh... have you been *feeling* okay?	When I'm not thinking about Wally. I'm not good at being alone.  Oh, goodness. You meant... yes, I'm fine. I...  ...I don't suppose you've seen a lobster yet.
i'm *never* bored! it's all very... different for me... here.	Uh... have you been *feeling* okay?
so. not bored yet?	I'm *never* bored! It's all very... different for me... here.
i guess i'll see you around the orchards. thanks for everything.	Sure... I'll see you around.
i'm a little worried about the...  ...about how much bleeding is okay.	It should taper off tomorrow, but it can come back again. You have cramps?  They'll ease up, almost entirely. As long as the bleeding isn't heavy, it's normal.
i can't have a baby alone. i don't even know if he's coming back!	I understand.
oh...	I can't have a baby alone. I don't even know if he's coming back!
burma!	Oh...
where's mandalay?	Burma!
he's going to be dropping bombs on mandalay! they're going to be shooting at him!	Where's Mandalay?
i know.	He's going to be dropping bombs on Mandalay! They're going to be shooting at him!
really?	I've never seen the ocean, either.
i've never seen a lobster.	Really?
no, but i work there--i like it. my dad's a lobsterman.	I've never seen a lobster.
is your family in the apple business, too?	No, but I work there--I like it. My dad's a lobsterman.
how many months are you?	Two.
so, mrs...	Candy. Candy Kendall.
you can trust me. is it jack? it's not jack, is it? it's *muddy*! is it muddy?	No. It ain't Muddy. Muddy's just...
i can't go nowhere.	Why?
i know where you can go. homer and i can take you...	I can't go nowhere.
you ain't been through what i been through, candy.	Yes, I *have*!
rose, i know what's going on. homer told me. i got pregnant, too--about a year ago.  i've been through this.	You ain't been through what I been through, Candy.
i don't need no more clothes, thank you.	Rose, I know what's going on. Homer told me. I got pregnant, too--about a year ago.  I've been through this.
i've got some more clothes for you-- i just keep forgetting to bring them with me.	I don't need no more clothes, thank you.
hi...	I've got some more clothes for you-- I just keep forgetting to bring them with me.
hi...	Hi...
how is that wally doing?	Oh, he's fine! I just heard from him. He's bombing all these places...
he thinks people *like* to get whacked by branches.	*Homer* liked it!  Didn't you?
you've been giving him a *flying* lesson!	He *loved* it!  Didn't you?
i know what you've been doing.	You've been giving him a *flying* lesson!
i was just showing homer the orchards... kind of a geography lesson.	I know what you've been doing.
i love you, wally.	I love you, too. See you tomorrow.
there! you said it was boring.	Well, *picking* them is! It's about as exciting as... walking!
you said, "apples aren't exactly flying."	Well, they aren't.
i never said they were boring.	You said, "Apples aren't exactly flying."
wally thinks apples are boring.	I never said they were boring.
i don't want you to walk--i want to carry you. should i put the top up? it might get cold.	No--keep it down. I want to feel the air.
i'm okay--i can walk.	I don't want you to walk--I want to carry you. Should I put the top up? It might get cold.
so many children. are they all orphans?	Well, this *is* an orphanage.
you mean somebody asked?	Only the right people can have you, Curly.
nobody special enough, curly.	You mean somebody asked?
nobody's asked for me, have they?	Nobody special enough, Curly.
that's true.	Nobody's asked for me, have they?
dr. larch wouldn't let just anyone take *any* of us!	That's true.
you're one of the best, curly--we couldn't let just anyone take you.	Dr. Larch wouldn't let just anyone take *any* of us!
nobody ever wants me!	You're one of the best, Curly--we couldn't let just anyone take you.
they wanted a girl.	Nobody ever wants me!
i thought they might take me.	They wanted a girl.
edna! come dance with me! let's be foolish tonight.	Does he *know* he's supposed to be in India? Does he even *want* to come back?
i just wanted to ask you...	Edna! Come dance with me! Let's be foolish tonight.
he probably doesn't make much money picking apples--he must have had to pay to send them, too.	I wouldn't worry, Edna, that he doesn't have money. If he gets hungry, he can pick his dinner!
or that he can't be bothered to write us a proper letter? a dissertation on apples, we don't need!	He probably doesn't make much money picking apples--he must have had to pay to send them, too.
so here is my candidate. what do you think?	But what about school records? Homer doesn't have any *diplomas*...
you mean they'll replace you with someone who won't perform abortions.	Well, we can only guess about that, Edna. They *are* against the law.
homer was born *here*, in, what was it, 1922?	"...graduated Bowdoin College, 1935, and Harvard School of Medicine, 1939."
"homer wells, born portland, maine, march 2, 1915..."	Homer was born *here*, in, what was it, 1922?
i don't know! he's just leaving--  you're the one who says he needs to see the world!  *that's* what he'll do--he'll see the world!	He's leaving...
that's a heavy sedation.	You *bet* it's a heavy sedation! The fetus is unexpelled, her uterus is punctured, she has acute peritonitis, and there's a foreign object. I think it's a crochet hook.
her temperature is a hundred and four.	How old are you, dear? Thirteen?
what's an immigrant?	Someone not from Maine.
no. she was an immigrant.	What's an immigrant?
did you grow up around here?	No. She was an immigrant.
she looks after other people's children.	Did you grow up around here?
what's a nanny do?	She looks after other people's children.
she's dead now, too. she was a nanny.	What's a nanny do?
did you know your mother better?	She's dead now, too. She was a nanny.
barely. it hardly mattered that i knew him.	Did you know your mother better?
but did you know him?	Barely. It hardly mattered that I knew him.
*alcohol* killed him--he drank himself to death.	But did you know him?
*liver* killed him?	*Alcohol* killed him--he drank himself to death.
cirrhosis--it's a disease of the liver.	*Liver* killed him?
is *your* father dead?	Cirrhosis--it's a disease of the liver.
don't get too excited, fuzzy.	Why can't we have pumpkins for Christmas, too? We don't get any good presents at Christmas, anyway.
uh... it's the end of october.	Is that soon?
"i was a posthumous child. my father's eyes had closed upon the light of this world six months, when mine opened on it."	His father's dead, right?
uh, sure--that's what kong thinks, all right.	That's why Kong loves her!
homer... doesn't king kong think the woman is his *mother*?	Uh, sure--that's what Kong thinks, all right.
no, you did it yourself. maybe in your sleep.	I must have been *dreaming* of kissing someone.
maybe i was kissing someone and he bit me.	No, you did it yourself. Maybe in your sleep.
it looks like you bit it--it'll be all right.	Maybe I was kissing someone and he bit me.
i don't remember.	It looks like you bit it--it'll be all right.
did you bite it?	I don't remember.
well, sure... that's good, then.  all i mean is, i'm lucky i met you.	I don't think so, Homer. *I'm* the lucky one.
you're the one who's helping *me*, homer. you're going to give my mom a little peace of mind while i'm gone. candy, too.	Well, sure... that's good, then.  All I mean is, I'm lucky I met you.
uh... actually, picking apples is as much excitement as i want for a while. i'm grateful for the job.	You're the one who's helping *me*, Homer. You're going to give my mom a little peace of mind while I'm gone. Candy, too.
uh... i'm shipping out sooner than i thought. i just wanted to be sure you were settled in--and happy enough, considering...  are you bored stiff? or can you stick it out for a bit?	Uh... actually, picking apples is as much excitement as I want for a while. I'm grateful for the job.
what about the trees?	The trees are flak--antiaircraft fire from those geeks on the ground.
it's almost like flying.	What about the trees?
migrants?	Yes. They pick fruit, all kinds. They travel up and down the coast with the seasons.  The trick to Mr. Rose is, you have to let him be the boss.
they're migrants.	Migrants?
uh, look... if you're serious about wanting a job, picking apples isn't that boring.	Oh, I would love that, Wally.
what lousy luck--i mean your orders... to draw an assignment like that!	Actually, I volunteered.
i've got thirty-five minutes to climb to fifteen thousand feet--that's the first mountain pass.	What lousy luck--I mean your orders... to draw an assignment like that!
at what altitude?	I've got thirty-five minutes to climb to fifteen thousand feet--that's the first mountain pass.
*and* over the himalayas. that's called flying over the hump.	At what altitude?
"burma run" because you fly over burma...	*And* over the Himalayas. That's called flying over the hump.
i don't *have* any time. there's a *war*!	It's all very normal.
this is all normal. don't worry. the abortion procedure... it affects you. it's the ether, too. it'll take a little time.	I don't *have* any time. There's a *war*!
no, i'm not. i need a job.	The only jobs are picking jobs. Picking apples is truly boring.
you're a little overqualified, aren't you?	No, I'm not. I need a job.
i think i'd probably like the apple business.	You're a little overqualified, aren't you?
where are you going?	We're heading back to Cape Kenneth.
sure! be glad to! uh... a ride where?	Where are you going?
i wonder if you might give me a ride.	Sure! Be glad to! Uh... a ride where?
actually, someone did. i just didn't think i could eat anything.	I wonder if you might give me a ride.
has anyone offered you anything to eat?	Actually, someone did. I just didn't think I could eat anything.
really! is it serious?	No, it's not serious. I'm just not supposed to get excited. You know-- no strain, no stress. I try to keep calm all the time.
they wouldn't take me. i'm class iv-- i've got a heart defect.	Really! Is it serious?
have you enlisted?	They wouldn't take me. I'm Class IV-- I've got a heart defect.
liberator...	Have you enlisted?
a b-24 liberator.	Liberator...
what kind of plane are you flying?	A B-24 Liberator.
no. dr. larch will be performing the procedure.	Ah, well... okay. Good! I just wondered...
so, now, uh... you're not... i mean, do *you* do the--	No. Dr. Larch will be performing the procedure.
i'm sorry. they're not used to seeing a car like this.	It's okay--I don't mind.
let me hear you say that! i so unhappy she runned away that i killed myself-- that what happen here, ain't that right?	Right?
there's more than one laceration, more than one cut.	That's 'cause I sticked my *own* knife in the wound--after she go, I sticked my *own* knife in there. I poked it all around, I just tryin' to find the same place she got me.
where'd she get you?	She just plan misunderstand me--I was tryin' to give her my knife, I was just reachin' to touch her hand. But I understand if she misunderstand me--it's all my fault, ain't that right?
if that was your knife, muddy, i wanna thank you for givin' it to her-- no girl should be goin' *hitch-hikin'* if she don't got a good knife with her.	Where'd she get you?
i'm stayin', homer.	Okay. Then you can be of use.
merthiolate, ether, vulval pads, gauze--lots of gauze.	When it comes to this, you is the real thing--is that what you sayin'?
there ain't no *almost* about this stuff, homer--ain't that right?	Merthiolate, ether, vulval pads, gauze--lots of gauze.
one cervical stabilizer, two sets of dilators--douglas points. one medium- sized curette, one small; one medium speculum, one large; two vulsellum forceps.	There ain't no *almost* about this stuff, Homer--ain't that right?
what's that? what's it called?	One cervical stabilizer, two sets of dilators--Douglas points. One medium- sized curette, one small; one medium speculum, one large; two vulsellum forceps.
mr. rose, i'm in the *doctor* business.  if you want, i can help you. you don't have to go anywhere.	What's that? What's it called?
what business is you in, homer?	Mr. Rose, I'm in the *doctor* business.  If you want, I can help you. You don't have to go anywhere.
you forget yourself, homer. this here's my daughter! you got your own mess to deal with--ain't that right?	What business is you in, Homer?
please listen to me! *both* of you...	You forget yourself, Homer. This here's my daughter! You got your own mess to deal with--ain't that right?
but she's your *daughter*...	And I *love* her! There ain't nobody else gonna treat her as good as I do!  I wouldn't do nothin' to hurt her, Homer--you must know that.
homer, don't you know what business you in? you don't wanna go into no business with me, homer--ain't that right?	Go on, cut my clothes. I've got other clothes.
you're lying. how can you... with your own daughter!	Homer, don't you know what business you in? You don't wanna go into no business with me, Homer--ain't that right?
ain't nobody havin' *sex* with my little girl, homer--that's somethin' a father knows.	You're lying. How can you... with your own daughter!
you're actually having sex with your own little girl? is that possible?	Ain't nobody havin' *sex* with my little girl, Homer--that's somethin' a father knows.
i think you been stayin' up too late at night, homer.	You're actually having sex with your own little girl? Is that possible?
i didn't see where you was pickin' this mornin', homer, but you musta worked up a big appetite. you look like you're serious about gettin' to your lunch today!	Is it true?
this is easy--i'm not hurrying.	You still doin' it too fast!
slow down, homer--don't be in such a big hurry.	This is easy--I'm not hurrying.
what about the worms? most of these apples are the drops--off the ground, right? there have to be worms.	Of *course* there's worms, Homer! And what is them worms, really? They just *protein*, them worms! They is *good* for you!
cider don't have no taste till later in october--it's too watery now, when we're usin' just them early macs and them gravensteins. you don't get no *good* cider till you're pickin' them golden delicious and them winter bananas, them baldwins and them russerts...	What about the worms? Most of these apples are the drops--off the ground, right? There have to be worms.
are we supposed to be up here? the rules said...	Homer, you the only one who's read them rules, so you the only one who feels like he's doin' somethin' wrong.
that's better. i can tell you got yourself some education. them's good hands you got, homer. them hands you got, they know what they're doin'-- ain't that right?	I guess so...
stop it, homer. they aren't our rules. we didn't write them. i don't see no reason to read them.	Okay...
it's big enough to keep you out of the war, i suppose. ain't that right?	Right.
so. what should i do now?	Out back, there's a shed. It's just a mess. If that shed was better organized, I could put my truck in there.
i am not a doctor.	You know everything I know, plus what you've taught yourself--you're a better doctor then I am and you know it!
i don't need this--i know all about my condition.	It's your heart--you ought to take it with you.
i don't need your gratitude.	I don't need this--I know all about my condition.
you know i'm grateful for everything you've done for me...	I don't need your gratitude.
are you really so *stupid* that you imagine you're going to find a more gratifying life? what you're going to find is people like the poor people who get left here--only nobody takes care of them as well! and you won't be able to take care of them, either. there's no taking care of *anybody*-- not out there!	You know I'm grateful for everything you've done for me...
of course.	Are you really so *stupid* that you imagine you're going to find a more gratifying life? What you're going to find is people like the poor people who get left here--only nobody takes care of them as well! And you won't be able to take care of them, either. There's no taking care of *anybody*-- not out there!
in other parts of the world, i suppose there are other ways.	Of course.
i wasn't intending to leave here in order to be entirely useless--i expect i'll find some ways to be of use.	In other parts of the world, I suppose there are other ways.
doubtless you'll let me know what immensely worthwhile or at least *useful* thing it is that you find to do.	I wasn't intending to leave here in order to be entirely useless--I expect I'll find some ways to be of use.
try to look at it *this* way. buster and i are sitting right here beside you. we could have ended up in the incinerator!	Happy to be alive, under any circumstances--is that your point?
try to look at it this way. what choice does buster have? what are his options? nobody will ever adopt him.	Try to look at it *this* way. Buster and I are sitting right here beside you. We could have ended up in the incinerator!
i'm happy i amuse you.	Try to look at it this way. What choice does Buster have? What are his options? Nobody will ever adopt him.
it's just a marvel to me that you still have such high expectations of people.	I'm happy I amuse you.
how about expecting people to be responsible enough to control themselves to begin with?	How about this child? You expect *her* to be responsible?
i thought it was my turn.	It is. I'll get this. You go ahead.
i thought you took care of this. it always breaks in the same place. it's your splice, isn't it?	It's *your* splice! You blame me for everything!
okay, he's just a wilbur then.	We haven't had a Wilbur here in a year or so, have we? We used to have *dozens*!
i'm not crazy about the "little..."	Okay, he's just a Wilbur then.
henceforth you shall be... little wilbur.	I'm not crazy about the "Little..."
you do it then.	Henceforth you shall be... Little Wilbur.
i don't think so.	You do it then.
can't a boy be a dorrit?	I don't think so.
he doesn't like it.  he's a boy, that's why.	Can't a boy be a Dorrit?
nobody's named this one yet.	It's my turn!
where's the name sheet?	Nobody's named this one yet.
but isn't fuzzy just... well, underdeveloped?	When *doesn't* he have bronchitis? I wouldn't call his bronchial infections "underdeveloped." Would you?
i haven't, either. but you *will*. the morons who write the books should do a little research *here*.	But isn't Fuzzy just... well, underdeveloped?
i haven't read that.	I haven't, either. But you *will*. The morons who write the books should do a little research *here*.
fuzzy is not uncommon. i tell you, there's something about the premature babies of alcoholic mothers. they seem susceptible to every damn thing that comes along.	I haven't read that.
in other words, scurvy.	Good boy. Good job. And you call yourself "not a doctor"!  Keep an eye on her--she's in trouble.
if you take enough of it, your intestines lose their ability to absorb vitamin c.	In other words, scurvy.
i don't know it.	If you take enough of it, your intestines lose their ability to absorb Vitamin C.
christ, it's oil of tansy!	I don't know it.
obviously.	Christ, it's oil of tansy!
it's obviously an aborticide.	Obviously.
it looks like scurvy.	Scurvy! Ah yes, the curse of the old- time sailor, suffering long periods at sea with no fresh fruits or vegetables. Homer, Dorothy isn't a *sailor*!
no. the fetus was dead. her uterus was virtually *disintegrating*--my stitches pulled right through the tissue!	It looks like scurvy.
there was no visible wound?	No. The fetus was dead. Her uterus was virtually *disintegrating*--my stitches pulled right through the tissue!
one: it's illegal. two: i didn't ask how to do it--you just showed me.	What *else* could I have showed you, Homer? The only thing I can teach you is what I know! In every life, you've got to be of use.
you know *how* to help these women-- how can you not feel *obligated* to help them when they can't get help anywhere else?	One: it's illegal. Two: I didn't ask how to do it--you just showed me.
all i said was, i don't want to perform abortions. i have no argument with *you* performing them.	You know *how* to help these women-- how can you not feel *obligated* to help them when they can't get help anywhere else?
i presume you'd prefer handling the delivery.	All I said was, I don't want to perform abortions. I have no argument with *you* performing them.
yes, for both.	I presume you'd prefer handling the delivery.
first pregnancy?	Yes, for both.
good-bye, arthur.  homer, i'll see you tomorrow?	Right.
uh... sure.	Just promise me that, if there's a blizzard, you'll move into Wally's room until it's over.
i don't know.  just promise me one thing.	Uh... sure.
i think wally will be fine, mrs. worthington--he seems indestructible to me.	I don't know.  Just promise me one thing.
there's not a lot of work in the winter, and you'll have to tolerate vernon--even wally despises him, and wally likes everyone.	I think Wally will be fine, Mrs. Worthington--he seems indestructible to me.
mrs. worthington, i feel i'm very lucky to be here.	There's not a lot of work in the winter, and you'll have to tolerate Vernon--even Wally despises him, and Wally likes everyone.
what i mean is... i would like it very much if you thought you could be happy here, homer.	Mrs. Worthington, I feel I'm very lucky to be here.
thanks, guys... i'd like to go with you. but i've got to move on.	Yeah, well... you could move on with *us*, man! You could move on somewhere *warm*!
we heard that one already, homer.	"Two: Please don't go up to the roof to eat your lunch."
"one: please don't smoke in bed."	We heard that one already, Homer.
how long's this been going on, muddy?	Long enough. You ain't gonna stop it.
don't mess in this, homer, if you know what's good for you.	How long's this been going on, Muddy?
that's it.	It means nothin' at all! And all this time I been *wonderin'* about it!
that's *it*?	That's it.
why don't you just go back to your pickin', homer? i can take care of it myself!	Rose, listen--don't *do* anything. You know, I mean to yourself. Please listen...
you think daddy's gonna let me go anywhere? i ain't going *nowhere*.	Why don't you just go back to your pickin', Homer? I can take care of it myself!
what i mean is, if you don't want to... keep the baby, i know a place where you can go.	You think Daddy's gonna let me go anywhere? I ain't going *nowhere*.
rose, please listen. whatever you want to do, i can help you.	What I mean is, if you don't want to... keep the baby, I know a place where you can go.
*happy*! what are you thinkin'? how am i supposed to take care of a baby! i can't have a baby.	Rose, please listen. Whatever you want to do, I can help you.
but you don't look very happy.	*Happy*! What are you thinkin'? How am I supposed to take care of a baby! I can't have a baby.
don't trouble yourself about it, homer--this ain't your business.	But you don't look very happy.
i know more than i want to know about it. who's the father?	Don't trouble yourself about it, Homer--this ain't your business.
not yet. what do you know about it?	I know more than I want to know about it. Who's the father?
you're not yet three months, are you?	Not yet. What do you know about it?
i guess you must like watchin' me be sick...	I don't like watching anyone be sick.
you okay, rose?	I guess you must like watchin' me be sick...
oh, i suppose you is a doctor, homer?	Almost.
give men that. i know how to do it.	Oh, I suppose you is a doctor, Homer?
i'm not in trouble.	Yeah, you is. I know when people is in trouble, and you is.
you ain't gettin' in no trouble, i hope.	No trouble.
do you like to read?	I can't read. Nobody taught me.
so what?	Yes, so what. It's nothing serious, really. Just a small defect.
there's a little something wrong with it. just this part here--the right ventricle. it's slightly enlarged.	So what?
what you got a picture of your heart for?	There's a little something wrong with it. Just this part here--the right ventricle. It's slightly enlarged.
it's just my heart.	What you got a picture of your heart for?
what's that?	It's just my heart.
rose rose?	Pretty, ain't it? You a plumber?
you mean *swimmin'*. i ain't goin' in that vat to fish out no cigarette!	What business is you in, Jack? Just tell me what your business is...
it's not that hard to find it in there, jack--it'll take you just a minute. you just gotta go fishin'.	You mean *swimmin'*. I ain't goin' in that vat to fish out no cigarette!
them people drinkin' that cider, they don't know there's a cigarette in there!	It's not that hard to find it in there, Jack--it'll take you just a minute. You just gotta go fishin'.
that just ain't right, jack--your cigarette's gonna end up in nine or ten gallons of this batch of cider! that ain't right.	Them people drinkin' that cider, they don't know there's a cigarette in there!
i bet the view looks better from the worthin'tons'.	You think so, Jack? Well... I wouldn't want to be in that Wally's shoes tonight.
shit. we don't know what he is.	Jack, you gotta watch your language 'round my daughter.
now, now. he's a good boy.	Shit. We don't know what he is.
who cares?	Now, now. He's a good boy.
i fail to see how a little christianity could *hurt* anyone here!	Anyway, I was just showing you this guy as an example of what's available-- I didn't think you'd be interested.
you can't think that a man who has *served* under such conditions as exist over there will be in the slightest daunted by a little *snow*-- have you no idea how harsh and primitive and full of *disease* that part of the world is?	Then I suppose we can look forward to catching various diseases from him!
does it *snow* in bombay? one winter here and we'll be shipping him south, in a *coffin*!	You can't think that a man who has *served* under such conditions as exist over there will be in the slightest daunted by a little *snow*-- have you no idea how harsh and primitive and full of *disease* that part of the world is?
i fail to see how someone courageous enough to make a commitment to a foreign mission is automatically to be dismissed--that part of the world requires precisely the kind of dedication that is needed here.	Does it *snow* in Bombay? One winter here and we'll be shipping him south, in a *coffin*!
*no*! i don't want to know him! he's doing *missionary* work--in *india*! i wrote him *weeks* ago, but he's either too holy or too busy to answer. maybe he got killed in the war!	I fail to see how someone courageous enough to make a commitment to a foreign mission is automatically to be dismissed--that part of the world requires precisely the kind of dedication that is needed here.
do you know him?	*No*! I don't want to know him! He's doing *missionary* work--in *India*! I wrote him *weeks* ago, but he's either too holy or too busy to answer. Maybe he got killed in the war!
when will he be home, major?	Four weeks or so, right around Halloween.
no autonomic effects... that's correct.	When will he be home, Major?
then it's malaria?	It's encephalitis B. He's recovering at Mount Lavinia Hospital, Ceylon.  Uh... Captain Worthington is paralyzed.  Waist down. He won't walk.
why was he missing for twenty days?	Because the crew thought he'd gone down with the plane. They were hospitalized for almost a week in China before they were flown back to India. It wasn't until that they sorted through their gear...
when the plane was hit, the crew chief and the radioman jumped close together. the copilot jumped third. all on captain worthington's orders-- the captain was still flying the plane. none of the men of the ground could see the sky--that's how thick the jungle was. they never saw the plane crash--they never *heard* it crash. they never saw captain worthington's parachute, either.	Why was he missing for twenty days?
they're *outrageous*, them rules!	Who *live* here in this cider house, Peaches? Who grind them apples, who press that cider, who clean up the mess, and who just plain *live* here... just breathin' in the vinegar?  Somebody who *don't* live here made them rules. Them rules ain't for *us*. *We* the ones who make up them rules. We makin' our *own* rules, every day. Ain't that right, Homer?
they ain't drops--i picked 'em off the tree!	Then you pickin' 'em too fast--they ain't no better than drops to me. See that bruise, and that one? *Half* of these is bruised! Look at this one! It ain't got no stem! You might as well *step* on 'em, too--they only good for cider.
you pickin' nothin' but cider apples, peaches--i hope you understand that.	They ain't drops--I picked 'em off the tree!
it look nicer then home!	What have you two been doin' to make it look so nice?
don't this place look like home?	It look nicer then home!
you all take care of yourself, too, homer!	We see you next harvest.
mind your own business, peaches.	Sorry, Homer...
ain't you gonna see what it is, homer?	Mind your own business, Peaches.
they told me i was too old to serve.	They told Muddy his feet was too flat!
that what happen--you lost you only daughter so's you killed yourself! that's what we say, all right.	That's right. I know you understand how I feel, Homer--you is breakin' them rules, too. Ain't that right?
*you* taught her, i suppose...	That's right! A girl's gotta know how to defend herself, don't she?
she's *good* with that knife! she's real fast. she's a lot better with that knife than *you* is, muddy! and who do you suppose taught her?	*You* taught her, I suppose...
i told him that you all is sick.	Tell him what you want, Muddy--*you* is the crew boss today.
tell that vernon to mind his own business, muddy.	I told him that you all is sick.
it's that vernon--he keeps askin' where you and homer and rose rose is at.	Tell that Vernon to mind his own business, Muddy.
don't let us make you nervous or nothin'--we know you gotta job to do.	Yeah, we can wait all night for the water to come back on--you just go on and take your time.
*what* view?	Well, Muddy, we can look at all these angry stars Homer's been readin' to us about.
where's your manners? make room for homer, so's he can enjoy the view.	What view?
you just go inside, homer. we don't need no help.	That's right, Homer. This ain't your business.
you ain't goin' nowhere in the middle of the night, girl!	I ain't your business no more, Daddy. Please let me go.
you gotta let me go, daddy. please...	You ain't goin' nowhere in the middle of the night, girl!
where do you think you're going?	You gotta let me go, Daddy. Please...
now, now, jack--that just ain't right.	You just stay out of trouble, Homer!
yeah, you really showed him, daddy-- you just about cut your own hand off, and all you cut off *him* was his clothes!	You oughta know you don't go to jail for cuttin' a guy's *clothes*. Ain't that right, Homer?
now, now, darlin'... jack just needs to know what business he's in.	Yeah, you really showed him, Daddy-- you just about cut your own hand off, and all you cut off *him* was his clothes!
we should drown that damn jack in the vat!	Now, now, darlin'... Jack just needs to know what business he's in.
that sounds like you is in trouble already, homer.	That's right--that sounds like trouble to me.
you lucky you in your work boots tonight, girl...	What's lucky about that?
daddy, i'd like to be in that wally's shoes *every* night.	You lucky you in your work boots tonight, girl...
you ever see a palm tree, homer?	He ain't never been outta Maine!
she took off in the night!	She took off on the bicycle, man.
rose rose has runned away!	She took off in the night!
the good news, jack, is you're half- undressed for *swimmin'*...	Yeah, that cigarette ain't hard to find when you're properly undressed.
you're lucky he didn't cut your *nipples* off, man.	The good news, Jack, is you're half- undressed for *swimmin'*...
that candy--she's the nicest girl i know!	She's about the most beautiful girl I ever seen--I don't know if she's the nicest.
oh. well, thanks for the drink.	You're welcome. I was just going to ask you if you'd like to join us.
no, no. nothing like that. i work in a bank.	Really? Wish we had met eight hours ago.
don't tell me you started a tech firm here before us.	No, no. Nothing like that. I work in a bank.
well, typically, corporate loans are relatively simple matters, but you do need to demonstrate a capacity for gross fund recovery.	Don't tell me you started a tech firm here before us.
so we've been meeting with banks all day. it's amazing how many ways they can say "no" without ever using the word.	Well, typically, corporate loans are relatively simple matters, but you do need to demonstrate a capacity for gross fund recovery.
on me. for the seat. cheers.	So we've been meeting with banks all day. It's amazing how many ways they can say "no" without ever using the word.
can --	On me. For the seat. Cheers.
that's right. so, brainiacs that we are, we thought we'd be innovative and relocate east. try our luck with a straight corporate loan out here.	Can --
silicon valley?	That's right. So, brainiacs that we are, we thought we'd be innovative and relocate east. Try our luck with a straight corporate loan out here.
it's more like what aren't i doing. my partners and i are trying to secure start up capital for a small tech company. we tried the venture capitalist route in the valley, but then again who hasn't up there.	Silicon Valley?
so, what do you do?	It's more like what aren't I doing. My partners and I are trying to secure start up capital for a small tech company. We tried the venture capitalist route in the Valley, but then again who hasn't up there.
oh god. i'm overbearing and rude. lily. lily finn.	So, what do you do?
my name's grant. grant ashby.	Oh god. I'm overbearing and rude. Lily. Lily Finn.
uh, maker's mark. rocks.	My name's Grant. Grant Ashby.
brutal day. they say the streets are lined with money down here, but i guess you have to know the secret handshake. what are you drinking?	Uh, Maker's Mark. Rocks.
tough day?	Brutal day. They say the streets are lined with money down here, but I guess you have to know the secret handshake. What are you drinking?
thanks for playing along. i just have to sit for a while.	Tough day?
but i'm not that late. you didn't have to give away my seat.	I wasn't sure if you'd make it.
same thing with playing a con. you have to be able to see that deep.	Jake? Right. Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Yeah, it's going through --
ten percent. of how much?	Two million.
the standard ten.	Ten percent. Of how much?
then there it is. ashby gets the itch.	The standard ten.
no, i understand that. what i mean... what i'm trying to say... i was actually wondering about... well, my cut.	Then there it is. Ashby gets the itch.
you're worried about recouping the loan. i already told you.	No, I understand that. What I mean... What I'm trying to say... I was actually wondering about... Well, my cut.
let's just slow down for a second...	You're worried about recouping the loan. I already told you.
you need some convincing. consider it a convincer.	Let's just slow down for a second...
what's this?	You need some convincing. Consider it a convincer.
there'll be red flags.	What's this?
i know. it won't go unnoticed.	There'll be red flags.
this has to happen fast.	I know. It won't go unnoticed.
everything looks in order.	This has to happen fast.
we had to finalize the deal.	Everything looks in order.
and you have this letter of intent?	Yes. That's why I wish there were guys willing to take a chance and live a little.
exactly. but the catch-22 is that you can't tell anyone about the offer, because if it's public, you could start a bidding war and that's considered a breach of etiquette. it could kill a deal. but, wait too long and you're not considered hot anymore.	And you have this letter of intent?
sort of like a letter of intent.	Exactly. But the Catch-22 is that you can't tell anyone about the offer, because if it's public, you could start a bidding war and that's considered a breach of etiquette. It could kill a deal. But, wait too long and you're not considered hot anymore.
right. the guys who started that did what a lot of companies in the valley do. they get a good idea, shop it around, raise some capital, then sell it off to a bigger company. microsoft, intel, oracle, whatever. the beauty of it is, they've pretty much sold the company before they're even real. the bigger company is already set to buy it, all they want to do is make sure that the idea actually works. so they get some start up capital, make it work, then sell it for like five times the initial loan.	Sort of like a letter of intent.
big.com. that internet thing.	Right. The guys who started that did what a lot of companies in the Valley do. They get a good idea, shop it around, raise some capital, then sell it off to a bigger company. Microsoft, Intel, Oracle, whatever. The beauty of it is, they've pretty much sold the company before they're even real. The bigger company is already set to buy it, all they want to do is make sure that the idea actually works. So they get some start up capital, make it work, then sell it for like five times the initial loan.
listen, what i'm about to tell you, i'm telling you in confidence, okay?  have you ever heard of a company called big.com?	Big.Com. That Internet thing.
we know exactly how we're going to make the money back. there in lies the catch-22	I don't follow.
banks need to know how they're going to get their money back.	We know exactly how we're going to make the money back. There in lies the Catch-22
they scare people off because most people lack vision. vision and balls. present company excluded of course.	Banks need to know how they're going to get their money back.
that's right. and tech firms... they 'tend to scare people off.	They scare people off because most people lack vision. Vision and balls. Present company excluded of course.
a capacity for gross fund recovery. yeah, we got that part.	That's right. And tech firms... They 'tend to scare people off.
well, typically speaking, they're not. as long as you can demonstrate --	A capacity for gross fund recovery. Yeah, we got that part.
maybe you can help us understand what's so hard about getting a corporate loan.	Well, typically speaking, they're not. As long as you can demonstrate --
here's where a little research comes in handy. corporate banks give out vp titles like calendars. it's a small lie, but now we're sure he's playing.	Maybe you can help us understand what's so hard about getting a corporate loan.
what do you do over at your bank, grant?	What do I do? I'm the VP of Finance.
uh, right... and that was it. that's when we decided to start our own business. no more shithead bosses.	I envy you guys. Taking a chance like that.
it can erase all those things about you that you wish didn't exist.	It's Alfonse. I want to settle up. I haven't been ducking you. I told you I'd get it.
what are you talking about? you should get a fucking academy award for the shill work you do.  we got it down cold, al. you don't want to jinx it by changing something up, do you?	I'm gonna go get eggrolls. Anyone want eggrolls?
yeah, but come on... all i get to do is cry and get insulted.	What are you talking about? You should get a fucking Academy Award for the Shill work you do.  We got it down cold, Al. You don't want to jinx it by changing something up, do you?
gordo plays the inside. you're the shill.	Yeah, but come on... All I get to do is cry and get insulted.
hey, jake... when am i gonna get to play the inside?	Gordo plays the inside. You're the Shill.
guess so.	So why don't you take a deep breath, Jake, and I'll count to ten. One. Two. Three...
like putting on a play... guess some people forgot their lines.	Guess so.
it's like putting on a play, where everyone knows their part except for the mark.	Like putting on a play... Guess some people forgot their lines.
oh, jake. you disappoint me. and you just let lily here down again. what was it you said about playing the big con?	It's like putting on a play, where everyone knows their part except for the mark.
probably safe in the hands of the federal government.	Oh, Jake. You disappoint me. And you just let Lily here down again. What was it you said about playing the big con?
alright... turn around. she doesn't get shit, unless i get that money. where is it?	Probably safe in the hands of the Federal Government.
alrlght, alrlght. what happened today?	Today? Started off great...
after you cut her loose.	She walked.
we were back on.	After you cut her loose.
it's not true.	Yes it is, Jake! Yes it is! They were right there for you. She was right there for you! Look at her!
bullshit! you were scared, jake! you lost your nerve! you lost your confidence! you weren't being noble. you weren't trying to save anybody but yourself! admit it.	It's not true.
i was doing it for them.	BULLSHIT! You were scared, Jake! You lost your nerve! You lost your confidence! You weren't being noble. You weren't trying to save anybody but yourself! Admit it.
so much for honor among thieves. you would have cut loose your friends, your girl...	I was doing it for them.
is that what it was, jake? was it love?	You know when the first con was ever played? It was when Adam fell for Eve in the Garden of Eden.
she had you tempting fate.	My father used to play the same fucking lotto numbers with these other guys in the pharmacy. The same numbers everyday for sixteen years. One day he gets pissed off, tells them he's out and plays his own numbers. They hit the Lucky Seven for one point two million.
like what?	Having a gun pointed at you for one. It's not like breaking a mirror bad luck, but it's bad. Three on a match, black cats... Believe it. Believe it all.
luck's a funny thing. especially the bad.	Like what?
you're a superstitious fucker.	Luck's a funny thing. Especially the bad.
back in wwi or wwii, one of the ww's, if you took the time to light three cigarettes with one match, some nazi would be able to figure out where you were. then, well... it was the last cigarette you and your two buddies ever had. so three on a match is bad luck.	You're a superstitious fucker.
thanks. did you know you shouldn't light three cigarettes with a match?	Back in WWI or WWII, one of the WW's, if you took the time to light three cigarettes with one match, some Nazi would be able to figure out where you were. Then, well... It was the last cigarette you and your two buddies ever had. So three on a match is bad luck.
nice.	We got our stake. Now we need to find our guy in Gillett's bank.
he's just as crooked as the next guy. you'd think he'd have more important things to do with tax payer dollars.	Cue the fucking violins. Come on... It's getting cold.
but there were other factors.	Factors that weren't clear to me until now.
i can see why you liked her.	That was it. We had our crew. Now we needed the Mark.
so how'd you get caught?	Suits used to say that in any con, sooner or later someone's going to start asking the right questions. Usually, it takes a little longer.
so you want to know how to play the big con.	In this case, you might say I want to know how not to play the Big Con.
keep going. i want to know how you got lionel dolby.	So you want to know how to play the Big Con.
you never know when you can use a crooked cop.	Keep going. I want to know how you got Lionel Dolby.
keeping the fix happy.	You never know when you can use a crooked cop.
i'm not saying anything. besides, you're one to talk. you're the one who's got me on my knees in a dark alley.	And these cops? What do they get?
it's all about the money, isn't it?	Isn't it always?
we can't all be model citizens such as yourself.	It's all about the money, isn't it?
grifters...	We can't all be model citizens such as yourself.
just the last three weeks.	That's not a bad place to start.
your life flashing before your eyes?	Just the last three weeks.
gee... what makes you say that?	Your life flashing before your eyes?
things are probably going to end badly for you, jake.	Gee... What makes you say that?
no. i'm not the anti-christ. or the prince of darkness. i'm just a guy looking for some answers.	Things are probably going to end badly for you, Jake.
the anti-christ?	No. I'm not the Anti-Christ. Or the Prince of Darkness. I'm just a guy looking for some answers.
know who i am, jake?	The Anti-Christ?
and i think it's because of this redhead...	Know who I am, Jake?
ten is standard, sir.	Fine. But only if we recover the cash.
we'll take care of it.	And how much did you say you wanted for this... What did you call it? A finder's fee?
i think so. the airport's going to be crawling with police. traffic will be a nightmare. go down to the bar. if they pull it off, great. have someone deal with ashby.	We'll take care of it.
so we go to the bar.	I think so. The airport's going to be crawling with police. Traffic will be a nightmare. Go down to the bar. If they pull it off, great. Have someone deal with Ashby.
let's see... let's suppose he gets to customs and he gets caught. we get our money back, but then we have to deal with a criminal investigation. i don't much like that idea. then again, let's suppose he actually gets through customs. now, that'll be something. we recover the money in cash and let the insurance cover the corporate fraud. we double our money.	So we go to the bar.
not that i recall. what do you want us to do about it?	Let's see... Let's suppose he gets to Customs and he gets caught. We get our money back, but then we have to deal with a criminal investigation. I don't much like that idea. Then again, let's suppose he actually gets through Customs. Now, that'll be something. We recover the money in cash and let the insurance cover the corporate fraud. We double our money.
poor bastard never knew what hit him. jesus, i almost felt sorry for the guy.	I gotta work off some of this adrenaline. I got a line on this Pawn Shop guy over in Brooklyn. Anybody want in?
the red hair... it's bad luck.	It's not like she's a real redhead, Jake...
this might just be me, but that is hands down, the dumbest fucking idea i've ever heard.	People have tried this before, Jake. It's never worked. Teddy Fraiser and his crew went on vacation in Chicago for it. Last year, Mumps got pinched in L.A.
fuck that. we're going too.	Alright, let's all put our dicks back in our pants for a second. Is this the best thing to do?
whoa. what?	We're going to give him the money back?
we sure big al threw him to us?	Come on...
big al gets whacked mid-egg foo young. the whole thing took about two and a half hours. that's how good he is.	We sure Big Al threw him to us?
you're pissed we didn't get credit?	No, that was the only semi-fucking smart thing he said! Except anybody that's ever met Big Al knows that the only thing he's comfortable doing alone is eating. This guys tells this guy, that guy tells some other guy, eventually it works it's way back to someone who works for the King and --
what are you? new? let me tell you how good this guy is. last night, al calls this bookie to settle up. apparently he's been ducking him for like a month. so the guy asks him where he's got all this money all of a sudden, right? what does al do? does he tell him that he cashed in a fucking bar mitzvah bond? does he tell him he's been giving head out back for twenty bucks a pop? no... he starts going on about this job he just pulled and how he fleeced some wall street asshole-type... how he fleeced.	You're pissed we didn't get credit?
so what? we hide, right?	What are you? New? Let me tell you how good this guy is. Last night, Al calls this bookie to settle up. Apparently he's been ducking him for like a month. So the guy asks him where he's got all this money all of a sudden, right? What does Al do? Does he tell him that he cashed in a fucking Bar Mitzvah bond? Does he tell him he's been giving head out back for twenty bucks a pop? No... He starts going on about this job he just pulled and how he fleeced some Wall Street asshole-type... How HE fleeced.
independent. same shit, just independent. they call him the king pin because he looks like that guy from the comic book... big. fat. bald.	So what? We hide, right?
mob?	Independent. Same shit, just independent. They call him the King Pin because he looks like that guy from the comic book... Big. Fat. Bald.
currently, the king pin is a very large-type pole stuck up our asses.	Mob?
what's a king pin?	Currently, the King Pin is a very large-type pole stuck up our asses.
the cash we fleeced off of him was collection money. he was supposed to take that money and give it to the king earlier yesterday like he does every thursday. 'cept this time, he figured he could make a little something for himself off us and still get the king's money back before any body says "boo."	What's a King Pin?
who's that?	The cash we fleeced off of him was collection money. He was supposed to take that money and give it to the King earlier yesterday like he does every Thursday. 'Cept this time, he figured he could make a little something for himself off us and still get the King's money back before any body says "boo."
that's it? what are you talking about? we can still do this!	Jake, I mean, come on --
moonan. here. shit...	So what? We just stay clear of him.
i'm going home	Let's go, Jake?
jake...	It's alright. Grant's one of the good guys.
masters of our own destiny.	So far, masters of our own demise. What bank are you with?
you ever use the bathroom in kennedy?	What? No. Use the bathroom on the plane!
then he had to bang it out across the street at the bank of the caymens...	I'd like this cashed, please.
so that's it...	That's it.
jake --	What do I always tell you guys? Don't spend it all. Sooner or later we're going to run into some bad luck. Save some. Put it away, so when shit like this happens, you're not desperate. That's it. The gig's up.
calls?	We'll use the Euc.
eight a.m. flight.	Calls?
you'll be there?	Eight A.M. flight.
and all you need to do for your ten percent is put some paperwork through and push a button tomorrow.	You'll be there?
we're going to make it back, grant. three or four times over.	And all you need to do for your ten percent is put some paperwork through and push a button tomorrow.
uh... no thanks. i'm not going all the way to brooklyn for a hundred dollar pay-off.	You sure?
she got one leg out from under him. now we had to lean.	So then Miles walks straight into the Creative Director's office and says "The code's fine, the program's for shit" and throws down like a thousand pages of code on the guy's desk!
she up for this?	She's up for it.
you laugh now, but wait until you need a clean place to powder. this is new york city, sister. public sanitation does not run very high on the city hall agenda. you know what you can get off a toilet or doorknob? let's do the list... hepatitis, influenza, the flesh eating disease --	Here's what's going to happen. Gordo, we need to find a guy in Gillette's bank. Miles, we need papers, corporate, insurance...
yeah... whatever, jake.	No, not "whatever." You're either in or you're out.
how's that? he works for gillette.	We pay better.
we meet him with corporate papers, inquiring about a corporate loan for start up capital. the corporate papers are in order, but we need things to happen fast. our guy fudges numbers in the right places, moves our papers to the top of the pile or to the bottom, depending upon what we need.	How's that? He works for Gillette.
we only owe the king a hundred and fifty.	We get fifty percent. And we get clear of the King.
two million.	We only owe the King a hundred and fifty.
how much we going after?	Two million.
you gotta be kidding me. her?	Yes, her. Where's my wallet?
when?	Tonight. Just me.
and what about big al?	Leave him. Someone's going to find him eventually. Then they'll start looking for us, too.
you know what we're doing with the money.	And what about Big Al?
well, this is just fucking great...	It gets worse. Now I know why he was such a good rope. I mean, cash... That much and we never had to put him on the "Send?" Turns out this ducking Moe was an accountant for the King Pin.
seems lionel dolby came down with a sudden case of drowning last night. they just pulled him out of the east river.	Well, this is just fucking great...
it can buy you a new and better you.	I just don't know if this says, "me". What's the fabric?
probably some investment banker or convertible-bonds-broker-dickhead. did you see how fast he ran out of here? it's done. he's not coming back.	I guess. I gotta drop a dime. Did anybody mess up the hoop?
that's a lot of cash. he came up with it pretty quick.	Probably some investment banker or convertible-bonds-broker-dickhead. Did you see how fast he ran out of here? It's done. He's not coming back.
what? i can feel you looking at me.	That's a lot of cash. He came up with it pretty quick.
i told you, use less powder.	But you won't get that splatter effect.
shit.	I told you, use less powder.
i think i just broke my hand.	Harder. Remember, I killed your buddy.
come on. harder.	I think I just broke my hand.
no thanks. i'm good.	Come here!
come here. feel this.	No thanks. I'm good.
you're not going to bust out baby oil and start rubbing me down or anything, are you?	Come here. Feel this.
look at you, you skinny prick.	You're not going to bust out baby oil and start rubbing me down or anything, are you?
excuse me?	I said take off your fucking shirt.
listen, scooter --	No, you listen. We're partners now and even though I'm running the show for you, I'm still running the show. That means I get a little respect. So I don't want to hear anymore of this Scooter, Buddy, Junior, Skippy, Tiger, bullshit. It's Jake.  And I gotta tell you, for a guy who spends all his time in a gym, you could be in better shape.
nothing ventured, nothing gained.	Hey Skippy? Do I have the word "chump" tattooed on my forehead?
that's more than you already owe me. what happens if you fuck this up?	Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
i need you to stake me. i can't do it without it. it's just a couple hundred grand. taken out of our cut when we're done.	That's more than you already owe me. What happens if you fuck this up?
stake you?	I need you to stake me. I can't do it without it. It's just a couple hundred grand. Taken out of our cut when we're done.
i need you to stake me.	Stake you?
what do you need from me? permission? go! if you can fleece him for two million, then do it, kid.	I need you to stake me.
i think two million.	What do you need from me? Permission? Go! If you can fleece him for two million, then do it, Kid.
how much?	I think two million.
why?	You ask a lot of questions. Come on.  Let me see 'em.
i' ll be honest with you, kid. a grifter comes in here with a fifteen hundred dollar d-k-fucking-n-y suit, cooler than an eskimo in winter and tells me he wants to grift for me? first thing i have to ask myself is, is he playing for me or is he just plain playing me? you tried it once.	We got caught. So you know it won't happen again.
no. just confidence.	I' ll be honest with you, Kid. A grifter comes in here with a fifteen hundred dollar D-K-fucking-N-Y suit, cooler than an Eskimo in winter and tells me he wants to grift for me? First thing I have to ask myself is, is he playing for me or is he just plain playing me? You tried it once.
fucking grifters! i love it! you got balls, i'll give you that much.	No. Just confidence.
i'll get the money back, plus interest. i go on the grift for you. you get a cat, i get a cut. and we get square.	Fucking grifters! I love it! You got balls, I'll give you that much.
buddy, that was business. besides, you have more crew. then there's you...	I'll get the money back, plus interest. I go on the grift for you. You get a cat, I get a cut. And we get square.
because you killed one of my crew.	Buddy, that was business. Besides, you have more crew. Then there's you...
let me repeat -- why not?	Because you killed one of my crew.
let me rephrase -- i won't do that.	Let me repeat -- Why not?
why not?	Let me rephrase -- I won't do that.
i can't do that.	Why not?
honest mistake. just give me the money back and all will be forgiven.	I can't do that.
i apologize for the inconvenience.	Honest mistake. Just give me the money back and all will be forgiven.
you can't cheat an honest man. but a man like lionel dolby...	I apologize for the inconvenience.
you can't cheat an honest man.	You can't cheat an honest man. But a man like Lionel Dolby...
of course, your line of work's only as good as the people you find.	You can't cheat an honest man.
i guess it lacks a certain style.	Of course, your line of work's only as good as the people you find.
you know, back in the day, grafting was considered a gentleman's racket. good suits, good food... the underworld of the underworld. a grifter had to survive on his wits, his instincts... i like that. i like the idea of that. these days, things being what they are, guys like me gotta stay low. it's all take, take, take. you can't just be fucking witty about it.	I guess it lacks a certain style.
minus one.	You know, back in the day, grafting was considered a gentleman's racket. Good suits, good food... The Underworld of the Underworld. A grifter had to survive on his wits, his instincts... I like that. I like the idea of that. These days, things being what they are, guys like me gotta stay low. It's all take, take, take. You can't just be fucking witty about it.
minus one.	Minus one.
i have a good crew.	Minus one.
here and there, scooter? here and there like boston, chicago, houston? the bay area? some action in london, 'til it turned nickel and dime. or how about that little stint down in miami? heard you actually got into some trouble with the feds down there. you guy's pretty good?	I have a good crew.
jake. you can call me jake. here and there.	Here and there, Scooter? Here and there like Boston, Chicago, Houston? The bay area? Some action in London, 'til it turned nickel and dime. Or how about that little stint down in Miami? Heard you actually got into some trouble with the Feds down there. You guy's pretty good?
grifter huh? where have you been on the grift? couldn't been here long 'cause i would have heard of you, skippy.	Jake. You can call me Jake. Here and there.
kennedy. international terminal. gordo with a black suitcase. you got moonan under control?	Don't worry about Moonan. We got him covered. When...?  It was him. There's a shipment coming through tonight. Kennedy.
something stupid.	Good boy.
i don't know what you're into with the king pin, but whatever it is we get a piece, understand? we get a big piece. if we find out you're keeping us out, i may suddenly develop a conscious and give you up to moonan myself. say something stupid if we got a deal, jake.	Something stupid.
wouldn't dream of it.	I don't know what you're into with the King Pin, but whatever it is we get a piece, understand? We get a big piece. If we find out you're keeping us out, I may suddenly develop a conscious and give you up to Moonan myself. Say something stupid if we got a deal, Jake.
well he's in town and he sure as shit remembers you. what are we going to do about this jake? we can't afford to have a fed onto us.	Wouldn't dream of it.
oh yeah. moonan. i remember now. thanks.	Well he's in town and he sure as shit remembers you. What are we going to do about this Jake? We can't afford to have a Fed onto us.
ring it for him, sobo.	Oh yeah. Moonan. I remember now. Thanks.
gunther? i think i'd remember a gunther.	Ring it for him, Sobo.
special agent gunther moonan. ring a bell?	Gunther? I think I'd remember a Gunther.
tip was fine, jake. we were a little more curious about the fed.	Hey, listen... If you guys don't pay your taxes, that's your business.
that tip not work-out for you fellas?	Tip was fine, Jake. We were a little more curious about the Fed.
all the shit we pulled with you and you're trying to shake us down? you guys got sack.	Was that a threat? Did I hear a threat? Last I remember, we were talking economics, then this...? What happens next time if we gotta stop and help a little old lady cross the street? Well, shit... Then we gotta pass the call to someone else.
don't get me wrong, jake. i like you boys. you guys are the steadiest business in town. but what can i say? twenty percent's still better than what we give to any of the other criminals.	All the shit we pulled with you and you're trying to shake us down? You guys got sack.
what are you talking about? ten's standard.	Yeah Well, Sobo's kid needs braces.
thank you, sir. you know, i hope this isn't too much of an inconvenience, but if carolyn is coming down for the weekend, perhaps i could give you something for her? it's a check. we split the cost on a few books and i haven't had the chance to pay her back yet. could you..?	Sure.
take it from me, you never do. but congratulations. nice to be married, isn't it?	Very much so.
thank you. actually, it's our first anniversary this weekend. she thinks i'm here to pick up something for my mother, but it's actually a gift for her. think i've fooled her?	Take it from me, you never do. But congratulations. Nice to be married, isn't it?
attractive girl.	Thank you. Actually, it's our first anniversary this weekend. She thinks I'm here to pick up something for my mother, but it's actually a gift for her. Think I've fooled her?
what brings you down from boston, jake? taking advantage of the long weekend?	My wife and I are just taking a little vacation.
well, it certainly is a coincidence. here of all places! how is mrs. lewis?	Great. Thank you.
of course. jake. nice to see you.	Well, it certainly is a coincidence. Here of all places! How is Mrs. Lewis?
jake. jake pearson. i go to lawschool with your daughter. carolyn. we met once or twice.	Of course. Jake. Nice to see you.
sorry, i --	Jake. Jake Pearson. I go to lawschool with your daughter. Carolyn. We met once or twice.
what about... the money?	What about this situation makes you think I can answer that question right now?
what -- what do we do?	Help me.
listen to me! we don't have much time. we can still get through this but you have to keep your head and trust me!	What -- What do we do?
oh jesus!	LISTEN to me! We don't have much time. We can still get through this but you have to keep your head and trust me!
listen to me! it went to shit. it happens sometimes.	Oh Jesus!
i can't be here! you understand? i can't --	Listen to me! It went to shit. It happens sometimes.
i had to! that motherfucker was about to welch! you saw what he was doing, right? you heard him!	I can't be here! You understand? I can't --
y-y-you fucking shot him! that's what happened!	I had to! That motherfucker was about to welch! You saw what he was doing, right? You heard him!
i lost my head. i'm... sorry. i don't know what happened.	Y-y-you fucking shot him! That's what happened!
what do you want? an apology?	No, I want my cut!
you tell them the "tale".	What do you want? An apology?
what do you get, lily? finder's fee? because it is all about the money, right?	You sold me out. You should have trusted me like I trusted you. You fucked up. You fucked up HUGE.
you got my cell. leave a message.	It's me. It's Jake. Listen... It's happening. Gordo's landing right now. Meet me at the Euclid... For your cut, I mean. It's... I want you to have it.
sorry. i didn't know...	Your friend, Big Al? It should have been you.
no, i want my cut!	I'm going to say this one last time for you, so take a deep breath and count to ten. There is no cut.
so there it is. you got that big itch you need to scratch. it's all about the fucking money. what do you want, an apology?	No, I want my cut!
what about the money?	So there it is. You got that big itch you need to scratch. It's all about the fucking money. What do you want, an apology?
what about what?	What about the money?
what about...	What about what?
there are three people i trust -- him, him and a guy who got killed. i don't know who you are! you're like some stray dog that wandered into the house. so i'm telling you to cut loose of this. no one's looking for you, not the king, not moonan and not gillette. just go wherever it is you would go. it's over.	What about...
everyone's working an angle, right?	There are three people I trust -- him, him and a guy who got killed. I don't know who you are! You're like some stray dog that wandered into the house. So I'm telling you to cut loose of this. No one's looking for you, Not the King, not Moonan and not Gillette. Just go wherever it is you would go. It's over.
hey, we fucked once, honey. that hardly makes you a good judge of character. and don't think i didn't know you were working some angle with that either.	Everyone's working an angle, right?
you are such a raving pussy sometimes.	Hey, we fucked once, honey. That hardly makes you a good judge of character. And don't think I didn't know you were working some angle with that either.
jesus... take it easy.	No, I'm not going to take it easy. You can't stay clear of this guy. He will be on this until the end of time.
no. you trusted him... you were just getting square.	You know why I told you that, Jake?  Because I trust you too.
i don't know. i packed up my shit and ran away. to this... so unlike you, i guess i do have something to prove, in a repressed anger sort of way.	No. You trusted him... You were just getting square.
did, uh... did you kill him?	I don't know. I packed up my shit and ran away. To this... So unlike you, I guess I do have something to prove, in a repressed anger sort of way.
after glenn was finished, he gave me a couple of valiums and i went home. the next day, i finished my shift and met him around back, like we always did. i stuck a number eight scalpel into his chest. three or four times.	Did, uh... Did you kill him?
lily... jesus christ...	After Glenn was finished, he gave me a couple of valiums and I went home. The next day, I finished my shift and met him around back, like we always did. I stuck a number eight scalpel into his chest. Three or four times.
shit, what was that guy's name? i really liked him.	Lily... Jesus Christ...
then he grabbed me and threw me down on the floor, that really cold linoleum tiled hospital floor and started ripping my uniform off.  he said he was going to "fuck some sense into me."	Shit, what was that guy's name? I really liked him.
he was looking out for you.	Then he grabbed me and threw me down on the floor, that really cold linoleum tiled hospital floor and started ripping my uniform off.  He said he was going to "fuck some sense into me."
sort of. i was telling him about this great love of my life who's name i don't remember, and i could see... he was getting pissed. i thought it was just because he was worried about me, but... he told me that i was stupid because my boyfriend didn't really love me.	He was looking out for you.
glenn talked you out of it.	Sort of. I was telling him about this great love of my life who's name I don't remember, and I could see... He was getting pissed. I thought it was just because he was worried about me, but... He told me that I was stupid because my boyfriend didn't really love me.
no, we never got busted. we were done with a shift one night, both a couple of percocets down and i was telling glenn about my boyfriend, about how we were thinking about doing it, you know? i was thinking about letting him be my first because i loved him.  what the hell was his name?	Glenn talked you out of it.
you guys got busted. this is a great neck.	No, we never got busted. We were done with a shift one night, both a couple of Percocets down and I was telling Glenn about my boyfriend, about how we were thinking about doing it, you know? I was thinking about letting him be my first because I loved him.  What the hell was his name?
we were friends. i trusted him. i should have known it was weird. but, then again i was weird.	You guys got busted. This is a great neck.
yeah, the sensitive guy-thing never worked for me.	We were friends. I trusted him. I should have known it was weird. But, then again I was weird.
he wasn't my boyfriend. i had a boyfriend at the time... what was his name? anyway, glenn was like thirty. i was only fifteen. but he was a nice guy. real sweet. liked to talk. we used to get loaded on pills from the nurses station and then listen to morrisey or some stupid shit like that.	Yeah, the sensitive guy-thing never worked for me.
you want to talk about an old boyfriend right now?	He wasn't my boyfriend. I had a boyfriend at the time... What was his name? Anyway, Glenn was like thirty. I was only fifteen. But he was a nice guy. Real sweet. Liked to talk. We used to get loaded on pills from the nurses station and then listen to Morrisey or some stupid shit like that.
not the way i did it. i was loaded half the time. i don't know how you could change bedpans sober. i used to hang out with this guy, glenn. he was an x-ray technician or something.	You want to talk about an old boyfriend right now?
sounds respectable.	Not the way I did it. I was loaded half the time. I don't know how you could change bedpans sober. I used to hang out with this guy, Glenn. He was an x-ray technician or something.
who says you have to know the king to be in a hole? i actually did have a real job once. when i was in high school, i worked as a candy striper.	Sounds respectable.
what?	I SAID, HOW DO --  Deal with that?
how do you deal with --	WHAT?
you have really soft hands. like a baby's.	Don't ruin this for me.
intuition.	You have really soft hands. Like a baby's.
how do you know i will?	Intuition.
no. you have another part? you'll know what to do.	How do you know I will?
so that was my part? smile and shake my ass?	No. You have another part? You'll know what to do.
intuition. it doesn't make you yoda. like tonight. you killed that guy tonight. but i knew you would.	So that was my part? Smile and shake my ass?
it's more than that.	Intuition. It doesn't make you Yoda. Like tonight. You killed that guy tonight. But I knew you would.
i'm good at it. lying, cheating, manipulating... i'm good at it.	It's more than that.
whatever. but you... i get the feeling you could have bullshitted your way into anything. so why this?	I'm good at it. Lying, cheating, manipulating... I'm good at it.
good quality porn has it's place in the world.	Whatever. But you... I get the feeling you could have bullshitted your way into anything. So why this?
i'm your basic underachiever. can't stand working and porn doesn't seem like a good option.	Good quality porn has it's place in the world.
not in that repressed anger sort of way.	I'm your basic underachiever. Can't stand working and porn doesn't seem like a good option.
do you have something to prove?	Not in that repressed anger sort of way.
are you asking me if i have something to prove?	Do you have something to prove?
why? your mother not breast feed you or something?	Are you asking me if I have something to prove?
it's what i do. it's my job.	Why? Your mother not breast feed you or something?
i think you'd do it for free. you're almost drooling. you like the rush.	It's what I do. It's my job.
for what? a couple hundred bucks?	I think you'd do it for free. You're almost drooling. You like the rush.
look at you... you want to go.	For what? A couple hundred bucks?
we're getting down to the wire. apparently another company has a similar product in r&d right now. if they beat us to it...	Off the record, I'm this close to cutting someone in on the action if it'd help.
what about this? do you have any idea what this means? you've killed us. we're dead!	Did I miss something?
you told me to change my hair!	What about this? Do you have any idea what this means? You've killed us. We're dead!
lighten up.	But the fucking Grand Poo-Bah of all jinxes? A bird in your house...
you just put a mother of a jinx on us.	Lighten up.
i gotta go get a haircut.	Uh-huh.
uh-huh.	I gotta go get a haircut.
he's gone.	Uh-huh.
uh... everything okay?	Honey, this is Mr. Lewis. Carolyn Lewis's father. Mr. Lewis, this is my wife, Lily.
i don't trust anyone.	Then show me how.
you're just going to have to trust me.	I don't trust anyone.
we're going to rope this banker tomorrow and you gotta at least look classy, if not be classy. you gotta do this thing and i don't even know if you can.	You're just going to have to trust me.
why?	We're going to rope this banker tomorrow and you gotta at least look classy, if not be classy. You gotta do this thing and I don't even know if you can.
and some new clothes.	Why?
what?	And some new clothes.
you need to get a haircut.	What?
it's just that i left my asshole decoder ring at home, so how do i know not to worry?	You need to get a haircut.
don't worry about it.	It's just that I left my asshole decoder ring at home, so how do I know not to worry?
what the hell's his problem?	Don't worry about it.
mr. king, i think --	Hey, I got it! Take some mental notes. You just might learn something here.
hey, i'm not just along for the ride, so i don't want to hear any bullshit later about a smaller cut.	Take a deep breath. You sound like you just broke up with your boyfriend or something.
i'll worry about customs.	Hey, I'm not just along for the ride, so I don't want to hear any bullshit later about a smaller cut.
what about customs?	I'll worry about Customs.
what do i have to do?	Just play a part. A little acting.
you get an equal cut.	What do I have to do?
no.  what's my cut?	You get an equal cut.
i just have a good feeling about you. haven't you ever had someone say they had a good feeling about you before?	No.  What's my cut?
here's my deal -- don't waste my time. what do you want me for anyway? you don't even know me.	I just have a good feeling about you. Haven't you ever had someone say they had a good feeling about you before?
we had to see what your deal was. i'm just a little superstitious.	Here's my deal -- Don't waste my time. What do you want me for anyway? You don't even know me.
gee thanks. now i don't have to find that bridge to jump off.	We had to see what your deal was. I'm just a little superstitious.
alright! hold up. you win. you got the job.	Gee thanks. Now I don't have to find that bridge to jump off.
we have work. it pays a lot. unless you figure on getting rich lifting wallets while old guys feel you up.	Oooh. Sassy. What do you care who feels me up, Jake? Unless it kinda gotcha going. Did it, Jake? Getcha going?
you're working daffy's block. he was going to break your kneecaps. pick- pockets can be so bitchy sometimes. i told him you were with us, so that's two you owe me.	We have work. It pays a lot. Unless you figure on getting rich lifting wallets while old guys feel you up.
says who?	You're working Daffy's block. He was going to break your kneecaps. Pick- pockets can be so bitchy sometimes. I told him you were with us, so that's two you owe me.
take a deep breath and count to ten. it's not that kind of work. you're lily, right?	Says who?
sorry about your wallet, but if you think i'm going to suck dick over thirty seven dollars, a maxed out visa and a bad fake i.d., you're fucking crazy.  jake.	Take a deep breath and count to ten. It's not that kind of work. You're Lily, right?
you interested in a little work?	Sorry about your wallet, but if you think I'm going to suck dick over thirty seven dollars, a maxed out Visa and a bad fake I.D., you're fucking crazy.  Jake.
that's not --	You interested in a little work?
what is this? you guys cops or something?	We're not cops.
and we got rid of the red head.	Jake? Customs?
and we got rid of the red head.	And we got rid of the red head.
feeling lucky today, miles. found a penny -- heads up. there was an empty cab right outside my building. we hit every green light.	And we got rid of the red head.
escorts!	Do you even remember Al? Do you remember what he looked like sitting there?
no, no, no! not this time. i am doing this for your own good! you guys have got to learn when to stop. you with the armani! you with the hookers!	Escorts!
what do we do? we change the scam?	There is no scam! I've got a fucking sign on my back! I can't leave town now and come back with a suitcase full of money. You get it? It's over. We walk.
so this is our boss, right? he chases me and miles out of his office and he's yelling and screaming, "you're fired! your whole team's fired!" he starts looking for lily, lupus, gordo --	But the best part was that he couldn't find Gordo! He was in the bathroom. So he finally goes in there, kicks in a stall door and starts yelling! And there's Gordo, pants at the ankles, holding a PC World Magazine!
but if you wanna talk about bad luck...	Where the hell is she?
him.	You sure?
what you're looking for in a mark is someone who's weakness you can exploit.	Michelle Strigo. Loan officer.
is it all fugasi?	No, the corporate papers have to be legit. But you gotta score an I.D. A clean one. Talk to Suits. I gotta get us a Banker.
yeah, well we're still a little young for albany state prison. are you pissed about al? i'm pissed too, but i'm not like "twenty-five to life" pissed.	I'm getting clear of this. If you're not going to do it for the fucking principle, do it for the money. Gordo?
we're getting a little old for running.	Yeah, well we're still a little young for Albany State Prison. Are you pissed about Al? I'm pissed too, but I'm not like "twenty-five to life" pissed.
what are you talking about? yes we have. and we would have been beautiful about it. we would've had a bucket of chicken delivered to the king with a nice kiss my ass card attached to it. then we woulda moved on 'til the next local putz caught on.	We're getting a little old for running.
yeah, well we never had this kind of problem before.	What are you talking about? Yes we have. And we would have been beautiful about it. We would've had a bucket of chicken delivered to the King with a nice kiss my ass card attached to it. Then we woulda moved on 'til the next local putz caught on.
we never had a problem with that before.	Yeah, well we never had this kind of problem before.
then what do you want to do, miles? run?	We never had a problem with that before.
yeah, or d, it's a dumb fucking idea...	Then what do you want to do, Miles? Run?
it never worked before because a, they didn't flush the bank enough; b, their corporate papers were for shit; c, they didn't have someone on the inside with customs.	Yeah, or D, it's a dumb fucking idea...
i'm just thinking out loud here, but... two million in a briefcase?	Good point.
what?	I'm just thinking out loud here, but... Two million in a briefcase?
uh...	What?
why?	Because that's who the King Pin wants us to fleece. And Gillette's perfect...
what do we need another shill for?	Breasts.
no. big con. one rag. one rag and we get out from under all this. but we need another shill.	What do we need another Shill for?
we're working for the king.	Wait a second... Who's the mope?
you better hurry. the police will be here any second.  i don't really understand my motivation with this. why am i washing glasses?	Now you're an accomplice in a homicide. Everything you thought you were in control of just flew out the window or is dripping down your leg.
how do you know the king's going to let you walk?	I'm getting a ride.
meet me at my place later.	How do you know the King's going to let you walk?
do we want insurance?  i'm just asking...	Just mail it to the hospital.  Mr. King, please. It's regarding an accounting problem. Yes... Correct... I know where it is. That will be fine. Thank you.
just an idea, but let's just fucking split. we'll meet up anywhere. akron or austin or atlanta. anywhere...	He'll find us. We go talk to him.
it's bad luck.	Just an idea, but let's just fucking split. We'll meet up anywhere. Akron or Austin or Atlanta. Anywhere...
miles...	Sorry. I'm just... Look what they did to him. Right in the middle of his egg-foo-young.
i was supposed to meet him for breakfast. he likes that new ihop they just opened, you know... he likes to order that thing. the rutti- tutti-fresh and fruity thing they got.	Miles...
you better get over to al's. now.	I was supposed to meet him for breakfast. He likes that new IHOP they just opened, you know... He likes to order that thing. The Rutti- Tutti-Fresh and Fruity thing they got.
yeah.	You better get over to Al's. Now.
stop waving that thing around.	You sure we're clear?
then shut up.	My place.
your mess.	Then shut up.
if you wanna help, then help. if not, shut up.	Your mess.
tick-tock...	If you wanna help, then help. If not, shut up.
i'm sorry.	This is embarrassing.
i know it's policy, but...  the thing is... it's our first anniversary and we're only in town for the weekend. it's a very, very special night for my wife and i. this ring is my gift to her and i think she's going to really love it. i can give you phone numbers to call for people who'll vouch. i can send you i.d. later...	I'm sorry.
i'm sorry.	I know it's policy, but...  The thing is... It's our first anniversary and we're only in town for the weekend. It's a very, very special night for my wife and I. This ring is my gift to her and I think she's going to really love it. I can give you phone numbers to call for people who'll vouch. I can send you I.D. later...
i understand that, but i had my wallet stolen last night. is there any way..?	I'm sorry.
with identification.	I understand that, but I had my wallet stolen last night. Is there any way..?
thank you. sorry, i'm just a little anxious to give it to her. you take out of state checks?	With identification.
that's no problem. we have those in stock.	Thank you. Sorry, I'm just a little anxious to give it to her. You take out of state checks?
a ring for my wife. a lot like that one. in fact, it was that one.	That's no problem. We have those in stock.
what was it?	A ring for my wife. A lot like that one. In fact, it was that one.
you're sure? this is... just a complete disaster.	What was it?
i'm sorry. nothing under pearson.	You're sure? This is... Just a complete disaster.
do you have a ticket?	You know, this is kind of embarrassing, but my wallet was stolen yesterday and I'm afraid the ticket was in it. But the name's Pearson.
excuse me? i believe you're holding something far me under pearson.	Do you have a ticket?
and like in a game of chess, you've played every possible move in your head...	You were right. He's trying to fuck you. You want it, you gotta get it at the airport...
sorry. what?	HE GOT CAUGHT! Your boss tried to pull a switch and he got us all fucking pinched!
eee oott auught!	Sorry. What?
what happened?	Eee Oott Auught!
stand up.	No offense, but I've seen you fight. You gotta be kidding m-
what?	Stand up.
egg foo young.  stand up.	What?
you really like that bitch don't you? i gotta tell you, i was pretty convinced that the whole thing before was blowing her off for her cut. you know how it is, get her to do some shit for you, throw her a bang to keep her happy. but, if you're into her... that's cool.	That's what I like about you, Lupus. You're a free thinker. Don't let the King tell you different.
what's up with you? bladder infection?	Keep it up.
maybe he's got it right. maybe we're all just looking for a safe place to shit.	That was fucking deep.
he's wheeling around two million dollars in cash and he wants to stop to use the bathroom. you believe this?	Maybe he's got it right. Maybe we're all just looking for a safe place to shit.
let me ask you something... you really think i'm going to come this close, this fucking close and let my guard down? i'll get square with your boss. i'll get square with whoever did al. i'll get square with everybody. then i'm going going to cash in my chips and be on my way to a new and better me far away from here.	You're a weasel.
so that's it, huh? you get the cops to give you a safe ride.	Let me ask you something... You really think I'm going to come this close, this fucking close and let my guard down? I'll get square with your boss. I'll get square with whoever did Al. I'll get square with everybody. Then I'm going going to cash in my chips and be on my way to a new and better me far away from here.
what'd he say?	Oh, you know... Don't fuck this up. I'll kill you. I'll kill your family. I'll shoot your dog... All the usual. Then he said good luck.
point, lupus. give us a point.	Point is, you don't go through with this, he's going to go after you next. And he don't even like you, Jake.
your buddy. that fat guy. the king couldn't wait to have that guy whacked. he didn't even know who the guy was, but he was so pissed off at him, he gets him drilled. it ain't personal. it's business.	Point, Lupus. Give us a point.
my fucking heart bleeds.	Your buddy. That fat guy. The King couldn't wait to have that guy whacked. He didn't even know who the guy was, but he was so pissed off at him, he gets him drilled. It ain't personal. It's business.
exactly. 'cept this gillette guy. he gets to walk around in three piece suits, hob knob with the mayor, own a bank, that kinda shit. meanwhile, the king sits holed up in the steam, afraid to even take a leak without me or harlin watching the door.	My fucking heart bleeds.
of what? they're both crooks.	Exactly. 'Cept this Gillette guy. He gets to walk around in three piece suits, hob knob with the Mayor, own a bank, that kinda shit. Meanwhile, the King sits holed up in the steam, afraid to even take a leak without me or Harlin watching the door.
what i'm saying is, is that the king ain't gonna care. see he had a real thing with getting this gillette guy, if you ask me i think he's jealous.	Of what? They're both crooks.
don't worry, i'll settle up with your boss. we haven't skipped town yet.	What I'm saying is, is that the King ain't gonna care. See he had a real thing with getting this Gillette guy, If you ask me I think he's jealous.
king ain't gonna like this.	Don't worry, I'll settle up with your boss. We haven't skipped town yet.
you going to have the time?	I'll find the time.
when this is all over, you're going to tell me who the king put on al.	You going to have the time?
can't do it suits. i can't lay down for this one.	Okay. Here's the thing... You fall flat, you might not get anything short of stiffed. Then it's Blue River Land for everybody. Papers like these are dangerous because papers tend to multiply, then they start to take shape. Usually it's the shape of an arrow. I hate to do it, but after this, I gotta give you the blowoff. We Jake, Jake?
still time.	Can't do it Suits. I can't lay down for this one.
i want to get out from under all this for good. and i want to fuck them all doing it.	Then I gotta say, in my opinion, you can't get what you want.
so what do you want?	I want to get out from under all this for good. And I want to fuck them all doing it.
it's not history.	So what do you want?
i don't doubt your talent. you looking for that place in the hall of fame?	It's not history.
i can handle it.	I don't doubt your talent. You looking for that place in the hall of fame?
the king? jake, you play the heavy rackets like that... they put the lug on for nothing at all.	I can handle it.
the king.	The King? Jake, you play the heavy rackets like that... They put the lug on for nothing at all.
then who's the banker?	The King.
can't say.	Then who's the Banker?
i saw you go up from the knecker, working that grind, learning the barnard's law and i thought, "the kid's a prodigy." but i know that if you're using these goods... so then i figure, what's worth that? you're either looking for a little history or a retirement fund. who's the mark?	Can't say.
hey, i been on the ramp all my life, so i got no problem with the way you help yourself, jake.	I saw you go up from the Knecker, working that Grind, learning the Barnard's Law and I thought, "the kid's a prodigy." But I know that if you're using these goods... So then I figure, what's worth that? You're either looking for a little history or a retirement fund. Who's the Mark?
a little bit of both.	Hey, I been on the ramp all my life, so I got no problem with the way you help yourself, Jake.
try and keep up... you ask for the advantage goods, then you guys come in looking to be bean traps. so i gotta think you're either working the mace or playing the jug mob.	A little bit of both.
huh? oh. she's alright.	Try and keep up... You ask for the Advantage Goods, then you guys come in looking to be Bean Traps. So I gotta think you're either working the mace or playing the Jug Mob.
can i speak to you in confidence?	Huh? Oh. She's alright.
pretty much.	Can I speak to you in confidence?
in over your head?	Pretty much.
pretty much.	In over your head?
not easy pickin's. papers like these speak to larger issues. sorry about alfonse.  you into something big?	Pretty much.
aces, suits.	Not easy pickin's. Papers like these speak to larger issues. Sorry about Alfonse.  You into something big?
just a tip.	What are we gonna do with this stuff anyway? Heroin? What the hell do you do with heroin?
the king, huh? nice going.	I try.
do you have any idea what those monks charge for that medieval torture?	We got a good thing going here. You want to blow it over an overbite?
you guys got sack, i'll give you that much.	Confidence. It's just confidence.
ten percent.	You guys got sack, I'll give you that much.
i got it figured out... he's got this thing with bathrooms. if he makes it through customs, he'll be heading for the john.	Good. Good. Do not let Vig out of your sight.
so do half the other people in this place. how do i know which one?	I got it figured out... He's got this thing with bathrooms. If he makes it through Customs, he'll be heading for the john.
he's landing. he's got a suitcase on wheels.	So do half the other people in this place. How do I know which one?
speak.	He's landing. He's got a suitcase on wheels.
a fed? is he close?	I don't think so. Their Fix gave us the heads up and Jake's got a plan that'll probably keep him off.
coupla things. they got this fed looking around and the girl just split.	A Fed? Is he close?
what?	Consider him part of your crew. Consider him a part of me.
you guys awake?	We're here.
i think so. what'd he ever do to you anyway?	Let's just say he burned me once.
did he buy it?	I think so. What'd he ever do to you anyway?
like we told you before, we think he's into something with the king pin --	Look, I'm not a confrontational person by nature.
if you feds are so hot for him, why don't we just bring him in right now?	I want him for something big and to do that, we have to catch him in the act.
preliminary forensics suggests he was sitting there, bloated and purple in his egg foo young for at least seventy two hours. alfonse was not a small man and there was a lot of food ordered, so you can imagine the smell. bad for the neighbors, good for me because in all the time i've been looking for jake, this is only the second time i've even gotten a whiff of him.	Look Special Agent Moonan... We don't know what you're talking about.
special agent?	You are Officer Richard Rottovich. And this would be Officer Walter Sobozinski. I'm looking for Jake Vig.
he's headed towards the eastern most exit. do not, under any circumstances approach. i want to follow this all the way down to vig.	Roger that.
whaddya mean? we got dick.	You guy's are not working with me here. I just got off the phone with my boss. After he got done ripping me a new Lincoln Tunnel size asshole, he let me know exactly how little I'm welcome back if we come up short. And now here you guys are, WASTING MY FUCKING TIME!
good... i gotta go.  so, what do you have for me?	Whaddya mean? We got dick.
this guy must have been a real pain in your dick.	Literally. It's not a bad deal, gentleman. I get peace of mind. You get Detective Sheilds. But this is the best part, Walter... Walter, your daughter will get to keep her braces and have that winning smile. Capice?
that's it?	Not everyone's on the take, Walter.
peace of mind.	That's it?
what do you get out of it?	Peace of mind.
you help me catch him. whatever he's into next, i want you to be into. and what you're into, i'm into. if it all goes well, those two guys from iad will never have to hear this tape. i'll clear you guys of anything you've ever done with vig under the guise of some cross- departmental investigation. this prick's been on the wish list for so long, you'll probably get gold shields out of it.	What do you get out of it?
what do you want?	You help me catch him. Whatever he's into next, I want you to be into. And what you're into, I'm into. If it all goes well, those two guys from IAD will never have to hear this tape. I'll clear you guys of anything you've ever done with Vig under the guise of some cross- departmental investigation. This prick's been on the wish list for so long, you'll probably get gold shields out of it.
do you want to know the first time i had a line on vig? he sent me a birthday card.  belated, but it's the thought, right? oh, this prick's got a sense of humor. but, then again you guys probably know him better than i do. in fact, i've only met the guy once. but now, now i have you. the next best thing. his partners. his "fix."	What do you want?
who?	I've been looking for this Jake Vig for some time now. Problem is, the guy's the invisible man. A spook, a spectre, a ghost. Then, like a gift, Jake's good buddy and member of his crew, Alfonse Moorely, is found the other day with a hole in his head.
high five.	Put your hand down. I don't high five.
what are you doing?	High five.
i'm down!	What are you doing?
that's what i'm talking about.	I'm down!
it's just insurance.	That's what I'm talking about.
i don't trust anybody. you see how bad this guy wants vig? it's like a sickness. i say we collar vig ourselves. we got vig, then we got leverage. and we trade; vig for that tape. i want to see it right in front of my face.	It's just insurance.
you trust this moonan guy?	I don't trust anybody. You see how bad this guy wants Vig? It's like a sickness. I say we collar Vig ourselves. We got Vig, then we got leverage. And we trade; Vig for that tape. I want to see it right in front of my face.
bullshit it's cosmetic! my fucking tooth was cracked in half. i made the son of a bitch write it in as a cavity. the department's dental is for shit.	Whoa, whoa... There he is.
it's cosmetic. they don't cover cosmetic. last year i had a tooth capped. the dentist tells me i'm not covered for caps. it's cosmetic.	Bullshit it's cosmetic! My fucking tooth was cracked in half. I made the son of a bitch write it in as a cavity. The department's dental is for shit.
hope so. those fucking orthodontist bills are killing me. one fifty every time they tighten those bitches up. one fifty! it's not even covered.	It's cosmetic. They don't cover cosmetic. Last year I had a tooth capped. The dentist tells me I'm not covered for caps. It's cosmetic.
what's he going to do? file a missing drugs report? if it works out, this guy might be good for a few more turns.	Hope so. Those fucking orthodontist bills are killing me. One fifty every time they tighten those bitches up. One fifty! It's not even covered.
you think this is a good idea? we never did this kinda shit before.	What's he going to do? File a missing drugs report? If it works out, this guy might be good for a few more turns.
don't be an idiot. how hard do you think it is to sell one drug dealer's drugs to another drug dealer? if vig's right, we might be looking at a hundred, maybe a hundred fifty grand...	You think this is a good idea? We never did this kinda shit before.
to who?	Don't be an idiot. How hard do you think it is to sell one drug dealer's drugs to another drug dealer? If Vig's right, we might be looking at a hundred, maybe a hundred fifty grand...
you sell it.	To who?
what are you laughing at? who was that on the phone?	A couple I know are getting married.
look bella, i don't know anything about this. you should talk to matt.	You're all scumbags.
your boyfriend fucked me, smoked my dope, then shopped me. what do you think of that? i can't get a job now.  you bastard. you're no different from matt. a pair of vicious little shits, that's what you are.	Look Bella, I don't know anything about this. You should talk to Matt.
i don't know anything about it.	Your boyfriend fucked me, smoked my dope, then shopped me. What do you think of that? I can't get a job now.  You bastard. You're no different from Matt. A pair of vicious little shits, that's what you are.
reynolds got a doctor in. they forced me to take a dope test. it was positive. as you knew.	I don't know anything about it.
what are you talking about?	Reynolds got a doctor in. They forced me to take a dope test. It was positive. As you knew.
you fucking little shit! you shopped me.	What are you talking about?
ouch.	Sorry.
now he's a real shit. don't get friendly with him. i'm sure he's got his hand in the till. you know what he said to me once? "i want to fuck the whole world over. that's my mission." the shit!	Ouch.
not like matt, you mean.	Now he's a real shit. Don't get friendly with him. I'm sure he's got his hand in the till. You know what he said to me once? "I want to fuck the whole world over. That's my mission." The shit!
look, now i'm pumping you. i'm sorry. it's none of my business. it's just that you're not like the others.	Not like Matt, you mean.
the indian rope-trick.	Look, now I'm pumping you. I'm sorry. It's none of my business. It's just that you're not like the others.
i despise the job.	Ah, we all say that. But if we hate it, why do we do it?
i've been watching you work. you're the best in the place. but you know that.	I despise the job.
well it is. but i know where i am.	I've been watching you work. You're the best in the place. But you know that.
you called the casino a cesspit.	Well it is. But I know where I am.
can you? i'm happy being a dealer. at least the punters keep their hands to themselves.	You called the casino a cesspit.
i can imagine.	Can you? I'm happy being a dealer. At least the punters keep their hands to themselves.
i got scared.	I can imagine.
why did you quit?	I got scared.
but don't worry, i'm clean as a whistle. i only did s & m.  no blow jobs. no screwing.	Why did you quit?
i hate cheats.	All men are cheats.
you're shaking.	It's the tension.
i'll take you up on that.	Goodnight.
maybe another time.	I'll take you up on that.
my car's in the garage.	Maybe another time.
no. thanks.	My car's in the garage.
jack. do you need a ride?	No. Thanks.
is it that bad?	How do I look?
hi, jack.  welcome to the cesspit.	Is it that bad?
jack manfred.	Hi, Jack.  Welcome to the cesspit.
i'm bella.	Jack Manfred.
eight-fifty.	Seven-fifty.
i'm not a mathematician. i'm in business.	Eight-fifty.
is that your idea of arithmetic?	I'm not a mathematician. I'm in business.
how about we split the diff... seven-fifty.	Is that your idea of arithmetic?
what?!	How about we split the diff... Seven-fifty.
how about five hundred.	What?!
how about fifteen hundred?	How about five hundred.
what's the blue book price?	That's not relevant. An old car like this, it depends on the condition.
what kind of deal you looking to?	What's the Blue Book price?
how's that football story corning along?	You said it was going to be social, Giles. No business.
not entirely.	How's that football story corning along?
a bit unexpected, wasn't it?	Not entirely.
she had to leave early. she asked me to thank you.	A bit unexpected, wasn't it?
and your lady?	She had to leave early. She asked me to thank you.
not particularly.	And your lady?
good night?	Not particularly.
get what?  are you accusing me of cheating?	Good God, no. But with skill like that, what do you want a job for? You don't need to work.
i get it.	Get what?  Are you accusing me of cheating?
last hand.	Hey. I've got an idea. Why don't we...
don't be a spoilsport. it's only a few quid.	It's nothing to do with money. I don't gamble.
i don't gamble.	Don't be a spoilsport. It's only a few quid.
who was he?	She.
i found her in bed with someone.	Who was he?
she's a dab hand with a racquet, your friend.	South African women are very sporty.
i'll try and make it.	Looking forward!
jack, look, next weekend i'm having a house party. here...  it's near oxford. why don't you come? it'll just be social. no business.  bring a friend. i've plenty of room.	I'll try and make it.
my author. he's a terrorist. he's written a kill-and-tell book.  take care.	Jack, look, next weekend I'm having a house party. Here...  It's near Oxford. Why don't you come? It'll just be social. No business.  Bring a friend. I've plenty of room.
habib?	My author. He's a Terrorist. He's written a kill-and-tell book.  Take care.
right.  look, i must get back to habib.	Habib?
i'm working on that soccer story.	Right.  Look, I must get back to Habib.
i thought it was you. it's the hair!	I'm working on that soccer story.
i was thinking perhaps i could be a reader. you employ readers, don't you?	We do. For unsolicited manuscripts. We pay twenty pounds a manuscript. You might get two, maybe three in a week. Can you live on sixty pounds?
all right. as what?	I was thinking perhaps I could be a reader. You employ readers, don't you?
i want a job, giles.	All right. As what?
hi-ya... i'll call you back.  now then...	I want a job, Giles.
we all played the field.	Hi-ya... I'll call you back.  Now then...
did she?  you were pretty thick at one time.	We all played the field.
she went back to south africa.	Did she?  You were pretty thick at one time.
what a memory you've got. maths always was your strong suit. what happened to the moaning lisa?	She went back to South Africa.
three years, two months. march '93.	What a memory you've got. Maths always was your strong suit. What happened to the moaning Lisa?
i want to buy a car.	How can anyone be that naive?
what?	I want to buy a car.
i hate public transport.	What?
why did you take the money?	I hate public transport.
leave me alone, marion.	You're already alone.
here...use a spoon.	Leave me alone, Marion.
give up being a croupier, jack. or i'll shop you. all you have to do is keep your word. it's that simple.	Here...use a spoon.
then what?	Give up being a croupier, Jack. Or I'll shop you. All you have to do is keep your word. It's that simple.
nothing about you.	Then what?
marion!  what did you tell the police?	Nothing about you.
it's probably easier for you to eat the rice.	Marion!  What did you tell the police?
there was a message, wasn't there?	It's probably easier for you to eat the rice.
i don't want a criminal for a boyfriend.	There was a message, wasn't there?
how did you know i was here?	I thought you wouldn't want to spend Christmas Day alone in here.
really?	Gambling's about not facing reality. Ignoring the odds.
gambling's not about money.	Really?
i can just imagine, being around so much money all the time...	Gambling's not about money.
never. why do you ask?	I can just imagine, being around so much money all the time...
aren't you ever tempted to gamble?	Never. Why do you ask?
you were talking in your sleep.	Not talking. Writing.
what?	You were talking in your sleep.
you will?	Within a month. Believe me, I'm going to quit!
i'll leave the casino soon.  i promise.	You will?
it's none of my business what you write. and your job, that's none of my business either. i love you. and i've done everything wrong.	I'll leave the casino soon.  I promise.
you're entitled to your opinion.	It's none of my business what you write. And your job, that's none of my business either. I love you. And I've done everything wrong.
-- i don't care about her. of course, i was angry. but not with you. the book is yours not mine. i was wrong, what i said about it. i hurt you, didn't i?	You're entitled to your opinion.
that girl, she works at the casino --	-- I don't care about her. Of course, I was angry. But not with you. The book is yours not mine. I was wrong, what I said about it. I hurt you, didn't I?
it will.	That girl, she works at the casino --
i hope it brings you luck.	It will.
it's beautiful. thank you.	I hope it brings you luck.
leave it.	No. Answer it!
the door, jack.	Leave it.
now wait a minute. what's so hopeful about your job? spending the day catching poor people stealing. you said yourself the organised gangs get away with it. at least in the casino everybody gets caught. rich or poor, the odds are the same. it's all relative.	Crap. It's not relative. It's unfair. Like your casino. It's designed unfair. And your croupier's a little shit because he goes along with it.
without hope there's no point to anything.	Now wait a minute. What's so hopeful about your job? Spending the day catching poor people stealing. You said yourself the organised gangs get away with it. At least in the casino everybody gets caught. Rich or poor, the odds are the same. It's all relative.
it's the truth.	Without hope there's no point to anything.
oh really. then why is he called jake. why don't you come clean and call him jack.  there's no hope in it.	It's the truth.
marion. it's a book.	Oh really. Then why is he called Jake. Why don't you come clean and call him Jack.  There's no hope in it.
i don't give a fuck about the sex. most men'll fuck a lamppost. he's just a miserable zombie. is that the way you feel now? is that what's happened to you?	Marion. It's a book.
-- it's because of the sex, isn't it? you don't like the sex in it.	I don't give a fuck about the sex. Most men'll fuck a lamppost. He's just a miserable zombie. Is that the way you feel now? Is that what's happened to you?
is that your idea of a winner? he doesn't give a shit about anyone. he uses people and --	-- It's because of the sex, isn't it? You don't like the sex in it.
he was a loser. this guy's a croupier. he can't lose. people have shat on him all his life. now he's in control. he's a winner.	Is that your idea of a winner? He doesn't give a shit about anyone. He uses people and --
i don't like it at all. you had a wonderful character before, the gambler. he was so romantic.	He was a loser. This guy's a croupier. He can't lose. People have shat on him all his life. Now he's in control. He's a winner.
why not?	I don't like it at all. You had a wonderful character before, the Gambler. He was so romantic.
i don't like it.	Why not?
i'm on at nine.	Well, that's our life now, isn't it?
i don't finish till eight. make it nine and you're on.	I'm on at nine.
what about a drink on the way home?	I don't finish till eight. Make it nine and you're on.
what are you doing here?  you know the rules.	What about a drink on the way home?
haven't you got a conscience of your own?	What are you doing here?  You know the rules.
you're my conscience.	Haven't you got a conscience of your own?
what do i mean to you? i want to know. tell me.	You're my conscience.
marion, stop this.	What do I mean to you? I want to know. Tell me.
well, that's my poor upbringing. i didn't go to no private school. i haven't got no class. i want to live with a writer. not a fucking croupier. i don't even know what the word means. croupier.	Marion, stop this.
do you have to swear all the time?	Well, that's my poor upbringing. I didn't go to no private school. I haven't got no class. I want to live with a writer. Not a fucking croupier. I don't even know what the word means. Croupier.
this fucking job's getting to you. you haven't written a fucking word since you started.	Do you have to swear all the time?
probably.	This fucking job's getting to you. You haven't written a fucking word since you started.
are you drunk?	Probably.
i take it back. you're not a cop any more. you're a store detective.	Are you drunk?
take that back!  fucking take that back. i'm not a cop any more.	I take it back. You're not a cop any more. You're a store detective.
don't play the cop with me, marion.	Take that back!  Fucking take that back. I'm not a cop any more.
where've you been? i've got to give evidence in court at nine.	Don't play the cop with me, Marion.
when you get home, i'm asleep. when i leave home, you're asleep.	I'll see you in my dreams.
it's only hair. i haven't changed.	When you get home, I'm asleep. When I leave home, you're asleep.
i loved it blond.	It's only hair. I haven't changed.
poor baby.  this'll relax you.	I loved it blond.
tension. it'll go.	Poor baby.  This'll relax you.
you're shaking. what is it?	Tension. It'll go.
fine.	You're shaking. What is it?
how did it go?	Fine.
i don't know.	How did it go?
what's the time?	I don't know.
are you trying to read my palm?	You've got such beautiful hands.
there's no third thing. don't be superstitious.	I love you Jack, you know that.
you sold the car. you got a job. what's the third thing? tell me.	There's no third thing. Don't be superstitious.
you were a croupier there? you never told me that. i thought you just knew some gamblers.	I start Monday week.
i had training. in the republic.	You were a croupier there? You never told me that. I thought you just knew some gamblers.
450? what did you do, just walked in and said i want to be a croupier? don't you need training?	I had training. In the Republic.
it came my way. 450 a week.	450? What did you do, just walked in and said I want to be a croupier? Don't you need training?
how did you land that?	It came my way. 450 a week.
in a casino. as a croupier. a dealer.	How did you land that?
what job?	In a casino. As a croupier. A dealer.
i've got a job.	What job?
i want to hear it.	I've got a job.
i've got something to tell you.	I want to hear it.
you're my prisoner.	I've got something to tell you.
come on, marion. let's face the truth. nobody's going to publish it.	Of course they will. You just have to be patient. I'm betting on you.
take it back. till you sell your book.	Come on, Marion. Let's face the truth. Nobody's going to publish it.
i owe you for the rent. it's only a car. i can get another.	Take it back. Till you sell your book.
you shouldn't have done that. i know what it meant to you.	I owe you for the rent. It's only a car. I can get another.
i. sold the car.	You shouldn't have done that. I know what it meant to you.
where did you get it?	I. sold the car.
it's not just inner beauty, is it?	Turn around.
you really are a beautiful woman.	It's not just inner beauty, is it?
i won't be that long.	You really are a beautiful woman.
you want me drunk?	I won't be that long.
no, no. i'm not ready for you. there's some vodka in the freezer.	You want me drunk?
you mean i won't resist them.	No, no. I'm not ready for you. There's some vodka in the freezer.
i couldn't resist them.	You mean I won't resist them.
don't let yourself down.	I won't.  Goodbye, dad.
yes, i know that.	Don't let yourself down.
great. i've just started a new company. solid financing. it's good.  i love you jacko, you know that	Yes, I know that.
so how are you doing, dad?	Great. I've just started a new company. Solid financing. It's good.  I love you Jacko, you know that
all right, dad. yes, i'll call him.	So how are you doing, dad?
for christ's sake, jacko, don't look a gift horse in the mouth. have you written that name down? reynolds, at the golden lion.	All right, dad. Yes, I'll call him.
it's not that.	I've set this up for you. Call the Golden Lion and ask for Mr Reynolds, he's the Manager. I don't know him personally, but I've spoken to his boss. Don't say no, Jacko. Give yourself a break.
don't be stubborn. the pay won't be grand, but it's regular. that's what you need, isn't it? i know you don't like taking my advice...	It's not that.
no.	Well I've got something for you. In London, I mean. I've been chatting to some friends. Do you know the Golden Lion casino? It's in Bayswater, I believe... They're looking for a dealer, a croupier.
found a job?	No.
great.	Found a job?
did you solve your problems?	Yes. I'm all over that now. Jack, hold on a minute. There's someone here who wants to talk to you...
great. i'm getting married. at least, i think i am.	Did you solve your problems?
how are you?	Great. I'm getting married. At least, I think I am.
sun city. i've been meaning to call you for months.	How are you?
jani! where are you?	Sun City. I've been meaning to call you for months.
jack! it's jani.	Jani! Where are you?
hello...	Jack! It's Jani.
i don't think we should meet again.	It's a shame there aren't more men in the world like you.
no thank you.	I don't think we should meet again.
would you like a drink?	No thank you.
i took the bandage off yesterday.	Would you like a drink?
and your hand too.	I took the bandage off yesterday.
i've still got mine.	And your hand too.
bruise?  oh, yes. it's better.	I've still got mine.
that bruise has cleared up nicely.	Bruise?  Oh, yes. It's better.
the date's not set yet. i'll call you. one last thing: the man you're going to catch cheating, he may get violent. but you know how to deal with cheats.	That bruise has cleared up nicely.
yes.	The date's not set yet. I'll call you. One last thing: the man you're going to catch cheating, he may get violent. But you know how to deal with cheats.
do you?	Yes.
it's all relative.  i need the money too.	Do you?
well, life's not fair. we know that.	It's all relative.  I need the money too.
it doesn't seem fair. you're offering me ten grand in cash but you can't afford a decent place.	Well, life's not fair. We know that.
thank you.	It doesn't seem fair. You're offering me ten grand in cash but you can't afford a decent place.
yes.	Thank you.
is it yes?	Yes.
what for?	I have to take the car.
i'm sorry.	What for?
i told you, all bets are off.	I'm sorry.
did they tell you to sleep with me?	I told you, all bets are off.
let it go.	Did they tell you to sleep with me?
how much do you owe?	Let it go.
wait a minute...	No, forget it. The bet's off.
i want you to forget what i said.	Wait a minute...
i can't do it, jani.	I'm asking you, as a...friend. You'd be saving the life of a friend.
i want to go back to cape town, i want to start again, clean.	I can't do it, Jani.
what about my neck?	I want to go back to Cape Town, I want to start again, clean.
next time it'll be my neck.	What about my neck?
these people will pay you ten thousand before and ten thousand after. they want someone they can be sure of, an honest dealer. that's the point. not all dealers are honest. mr reynolds will never suspect you.	Reynolds? You've done your research.
what ten thousand pounds?	These people will pay you ten thousand before and ten thousand after. They want someone they can be sure of, an honest dealer. That's the point. Not all dealers are honest. Mr Reynolds will never suspect you.
you keep the ten thousand pounds.	What ten thousand pounds?
but if it does.	You keep the ten thousand pounds.
it won't.	But if it does.
what'll you do when it all goes wrong?	It won't.
i've come to know you. you're honest.  i trust you.	What'll you do when it all goes wrong?
and i thought you were only after my body.	I've come to know you. You're honest.  I trust you.
you won't be committing a crime. the man will cheat, you'll just be doing your job, that's all.	And I thought you were only after my body.
you're serious.	You won't be committing a crime. The man will cheat, you'll just be doing your job, that's all.
you don't have to be criminal. a man will come up to your table and deliberately cheat. you'll see him, stop him, and the guy will make a big scene. there'll be chaos. and that's when it'll happen.	You're serious.
robbery's not criminal?	You don't have to be criminal. A man will come up to your table and deliberately cheat. You'll see him, stop him, and the guy will make a big scene. There'll be chaos. And that's when it'll happen.
just listen. you don't have to do anything criminal.	Robbery's not criminal?
and i thought you were a bright woman.	Just listen. You don't have to do anything criminal.
the point is, they want a man inside.	And I thought you were a bright woman.
forget it, jani. it'll never work.	The point is, they want a man inside.
my creditors. one night, around three in the morning, they'll come into the casino -	Forget it, Jani. It'll never work.
who's they?	My creditors. One night, around three in the morning, they'll come into the casino -
they mean it.	Who's they?
i don't have any money.  switches on the light. jani is looking distressed.	Some people I know, they're planning to rob The Golden Lion.
i know that. but you can now.	I don't have any money.  switches on the light. JANI is looking distressed.
was that why you did the two grand? i couldn't help you.	I know that. But you can now.
i owe a lot of money.	Was that why you did the two grand? I couldn't help you.
what kind of trouble?	I owe a lot of money.
i'm in trouble.	What kind of trouble?
i didn't.	Then you're not a pro.
it can only work with amateurs, a pro would have spotted it.	I didn't.
that trick tonight, i don't think i've ever seen that before.	It can only work with amateurs, A pro would have spotted it.
you choose.	That trick tonight, I don't think I've ever seen that before.
which side do you like?	You choose.
you don't like cheats, do you.	Which side do you like?
remember the guy who cheated at the table?	You don't like cheats, do you.
what happened?	Remember the guy who cheated at the table?
he doesn't gamble.	I'll watch.
jani, there's something i want to say. before we get there. i don't know what the sleeping arrangements are. giles probably expects us to share a room.	That's fine.
turn left ahead.	Jani, there's something I want to say. Before we get there. I don't know what the sleeping arrangements are. Giles probably expects us to share a room.
just an accident. nothing.	Turn left ahead.
how did you hurt your hand?	Just an accident. Nothing.
toss you for it.	I don't gamble.
absolutely not.	Toss you for it.
i'm not married. i wear it to keep the flies off.  i must go. let me pay for this.	Absolutely not.
do you believe in astrology?	Absolutely not. But then, I'm a Gemini and Geminis don't believe in astrology.
we all came from africa, supposedly.	Do you believe in astrology?
that's africa. there's an african in all of us, isn't there?	We all came from Africa, supposedly.
and superstitious too. it's like witchcraft.	That's Africa. There's an African in all of us, isn't there?
and the lies. gamblers are born liars.	And superstitious too. It's like witchcraft.
the debts.	And the lies. Gamblers are born liars.
i loved the atmosphere. but it destroyed my poor mother.	The debts.
your father?	I loved the atmosphere. But it destroyed my poor mother.
now there's a coincidence. my father used to gamble there.	Your father?
in the casino.	Now there's a coincidence. My father used to gamble there.
near the casino.	In the casino.
i was born in the transkei, on the wild coast.	Near the casino.
no, no. i come every couple of years. i always think i'm going to stay. i'm from cape town originally	I was born in the Transkei, on the Wild Coast.
first visit to london?	No, no. I come every couple of years. I always think I'm going to stay. I'm from Cape Town originally
i was at a loose end. a friend of a friend gave me a courtesy membership.	First visit to London?
so why did you come to my casino?	I was at a loose end. A friend of a friend gave me a courtesy membership.
i'm not much of a gambler really. i just like this bar.	So why did you come to my casino?
there's a casino in this hotel.	I'm not much of a gambler really. I just like this bar.
to coincidence.	There's a casino in this hotel.
that's stupid. what are the odds of you being seen with me?	Impossible to calculate.
it's against the rules. dealers are forbidden to talk to punters.	That's stupid. What are the odds of you being seen with me?
you know what? i'd like to buy you a drink.	It's against the rules. Dealers are forbidden to talk to punters.
oh hello.	You know what? I'd like to buy you a drink.
i've lived there.	Well, thank you anyway.
you know where i'm from?	I've lived there.
i'm sorry, madam, we don't accept gratuities in the uk. it's different in south africa.	You know where I'm from?
you did?	I know a cheat when I see one. The man was a cheat.
of course i recognised him!	You did?
ross.	Who did it? Tell me!
who...	Ross.
detective inspector ross.	Who...
where to?	Turn left at the lights.
too much. eighteen hundred.	Where to?
nice car. how much did you pay for it?	Too much. Eighteen hundred.
i might.	Nice car. How much did you pay for it?
are you going to put a spell on me?	I might.
i'm a witch. a white witch. why don't we move on?	Are you going to put a spell on me?
and what do you do, lucy?	I'm a witch. A white witch. Why don't we move on?
i'm lucy.	And what do you do, Lucy?
have i?	I'm Lucy.
you've been avoiding me.	Have I?
i'd like to buy you a drink.	Cheers. Happy New Year. I really like you, Jacko, you're so fucking straight.  Hey, you haven't changed your clothes!
what? you know what happened to me, don't you? that bitch bella shopped me. i'd like to beat the shit out of her.	I'd like to buy you a drink.
what happened to bella?	I'll tell you later.
rough day?	Rough life, Jack.
i can't give you a lift back tonight.	Don't worry.
loosen up, jack. if you don't, this job'll get to you. the pressure's too much, believe me, it'll break you.	"The world breaks everyone, and afterwards many are strong in the broken places." Ernest Hemingway.
i'm off. i need to sleep.	Loosen up, Jack. If you don't, this job'll get to you. The pressure's too much, believe me, it'll break you.
don't worry, i won't report you!	I don't gamble.
no thanks.	Don't worry, I won't report you!
hey jack, join us.	No thanks.
that bitch? no.	Hey Jack, join us.
does bella come here?	That bitch? No.
good call. help yourself.	Does Bella come here?
vodka. straight. on the rocks.	Good call. Help yourself.
just girls. what are you drinking?	Vodka. Straight. On the rocks.
and the girls?	Just girls. What are you drinking?
mostly people in the casino business. a few drug dealers.	And the girls?
who are these guys?	Mostly people in the casino business. A few drug dealers.
you're talking about complicity.	I don't know what that means. I'm talking about not rocking the boat.
so it's mr clean. wise up, jack, this whole business is bent. the casino is nothing but legal theft. and that's ok. it's the system. half the punters who come in are using stolen money, drug money, they haven't earned it. we earn our money.  i'm on your side, jack. i don't need an enemy.	You're talking about complicity.
because if a supervisor knew i'd seen you and i hadn't reported it, i'd lose my job as well. and i can't afford that.	So it's Mr Clean. Wise up, Jack, this whole business is bent. The casino is nothing but legal theft. And that's OK. It's the system. Half the punters who come in are using stolen money, drug money, they haven't earned it. We earn our money.  I'm on your side, Jack. I don't need an enemy.
i don't get you. even if it was true, which it isn't, what the fuck difference would it make to you?	Because if a supervisor knew I'd seen you and I hadn't reported it, I'd lose my job as well. And I can't afford that.
if i see you do it again, i'll report it.	I don't get you. Even if it was true, which it isn't, what the fuck difference would it make to you?
what are you, a cop?	If I see you do it again, I'll report it.
i'm not going to report it.	What are you, a cop?
i don't cheat, jack. you've got it wrong.	I'm not going to report it.
that greek guy who won at the end. you paid him out in 25s not 20s.	I don't cheat, Jack. You've got it wrong.
what the fuck are you talking about?	That Greek guy who won at the end. You paid him out in 25s not 20s.
look matt, there's something i have to say to you. i saw you cheating.	What the fuck are you talking about?
i'll lay you five to one you won't sleep. in this job you have to unwind. otherwise it'll kill you. i mean that.	Some other time.
no thanks, matt. i need my eight hours.	I'll lay you five to one you won't sleep. In this job you have to unwind. Otherwise it'll kill you. I mean that.
i'm off to a little watering hole. why don't you join me? relax.	No thanks, Matt. I need my eight hours.
not bad. i have other interests, of course.	I'm off to a little watering hole. Why don't you join me? Relax.
you've done pretty well.	Not bad. I have other interests, of course.
coming up to two years now.  but i was away for six months.	You've done pretty well.
how long have you worked at the casino?	Coming up to two years now.  But I was away for six months.
she's my baby.	How long have you worked at the casino?
nice car.	She's my baby.
so how do you feel, your first night? i'll bet you're on a high.	Nice car.
thanks.	So how do you feel, your first night? I'll bet you're on a high.
i'm going over the river. i'll give you a lift if you like.	Thanks.
have you got transport?	I'm going over the river. I'll give you a lift if you like.
over the river.	Have you got transport?
where do you live, jack?	Over the river.
wait a minute. you got yourself barred.	It was you, you shit.
you don't recognise me? you had me barred. you fucking little worm.	Wait a minute. You got yourself barred.
i put them on together.	I'm afraid that's not so, sir.
you've won with the two chips you placed earlier, but the third chip was a late bet.	I put them on together.
what are you talking about? it's 11, i've won. with this lady.	You've won with the two chips you placed earlier, but the third chip was a late bet.
i'm sorry, sir, that's a late bet.	What are you talking about? It's 11, I've won. With this lady.
bruised.	Take your time. Two weeks. Three if you need it. We'll pay you sick leave. I don't want to lose you. You're a good man. Here...
how do you feel, jack?	Bruised.
a pleasure. pity about bella.	She was a real asset. But what could I do?
thanks for the information.	A pleasure. Pity about Bella.
he's paying out in stacks of 25.	I can see.
does he win?	He's a good customer.
mr tchai always likes to play at that table, and only with bella.	Does he win?
why don't you take a break, jack.	All right, Mr Reynolds.
i just want the job.	Jack, you're not the usual type we get here.
that hair will have to go.	Fine.
fine.	That hair will have to go.
you can start monday week.	Fine.
very impressive.	We have tapes in here that go back six months. Let me show you something.
this is our crow's nest. i'm showing it to you now, but you'll never see it again.	Very impressive.
no.	This is our Crow's Nest. I'm showing it to you now, but you'll never see it again.
she's not in the gaming business is she?	No.
yes.	She's not in the gaming business is she?
girlfriend?	Yes.
first offence: verbal warning. second offence: written warning. that one's filed and sometimes copied to the gaming board. my discretion. third offence: you're sacked on the spot. you'd never work in a casino in this country again.  there's another rule: you're forbidden to talk to or recognise a punter outside the casino. if you see someone who's gambled here, even if it's just casually on the street, you must ignore him. or her. you're not married, are you?	Girlfriend?
how?	First offence: verbal warning. Second offence: written warning. That one's filed and sometimes copied to the Gaming Board. My discretion. Third offence: you're sacked on the spot. You'd never work in a casino in this country again.  There's another rule: you're forbidden to talk to or recognise a punter outside the casino. If you see someone who's gambled here, even if it's just casually on the street, you must ignore him. Or her. You're not married, are you?
we'd know. there are no secrets in this casino. you'd be punished.	How?
does know? or does report? what would happen if i knew something like that and didn't report it?	We'd know. There are no secrets in this casino. You'd be punished.
this isn't south africa. we'd know, because someone would report it. believe me, someone always does.	Does know? Or does report? What would happen if I knew something like that and didn't report it?
we had the same rule at sun city, but it was impossible to check.	This isn't South Africa. We'd know, because someone would report it. Believe me, someone always does.
next point. friendships between croupiers inside or outside the casino are discouraged. relationships with females working here are expressly forbidden.	We had the same rule at Sun City, but it was impossible to check.
i don't gamble, mr reynolds.	Next point. Friendships between croupiers inside or outside the casino are discouraged. Relationships with females working here are expressly forbidden.
ever?	I don't gamble, Mr Reynolds.
i don't gamble.	Ever?
for the database. it can be accessed by every casino in the country. we have the same system for punters.	I don't gamble.
what for?	For the database. It can be accessed by every casino in the country. We have the same system for punters.
let me just run through a few things. as a dealer you never gamble, not anywhere. we'll need your picture.	What for?
you want me to check?	I said good call.
good call.	You want me to check?
it's a rule. always stand by your first count. the odds are you're right.	Good call.
what makes you so sure?	It's a rule. Always stand by your first count. The odds are you're right.
five.	What makes you so sure?
i make it six.	Five.
five.	I make it six.
how many aces are left?	Five.
what happens if i want to sneeze?	You won't. Not without permission.
not with your own cloth. besides, your pockets will be stitched.	What happens if I want to sneeze?
wipe your hands.	Not with your own cloth. Besides, your pockets will be stitched.
i don't think so.	Wipe your hands.
haven't you forgotten something?	I don't think so.
where's the magnet?	They've been tested.
we do.	Where's the magnet?
you use two alternating, don't you?	We do.
25 pounds or 25 pence in fours.	Give me 365.
any exceptions?	25 pounds or 25 pence in fours.
stacks of 20. rows of 5.	Any exceptions?
it's the procedure here. now sort the chips.	Stacks of 20. Rows of 5.
why four? and not three or five?	It's the procedure here. Now sort the chips.
we check every four days.	Why four? And not three or five?
i have to assume the serial numbers on the bowl and cylinder correspond.	We check every four days.
do you have a salon prive?	We tried. But there wasn't enough business. The punters like company.
there are three types of casino in the u.k. high volume. small faction. and motr. that's middle of the road. us.	Do you have a Salon Prive?
i don't think i know that one. private, i suppose.	There are three types of casino in the U.K. High volume. Small faction. And MOTR. That's middle of the road. Us.
i was at beadles.	I don't think I know that one. Private, I suppose.
where did you go to school?	I was at Beadles.
no.	Where did you go to school?
in any case, i understand you've had some previous experience... in south africa.  you'll find the rules a little different here. before we start, you haven't got a police record, have you?	No.
has he?	In any case, I understand you've had some previous experience... in South Africa.  You'll find the rules a little different here. Before we start, you haven't got a police record, have you?
you've been recommended by the management here. they know your father. he has a bit of a reputation, hasn't he?	Has he?
jack.	You've been recommended by the management here. They know your father. He has a bit of a reputation, hasn't he?
david reynolds, i'm the manager here. sit down, john.	Jack.
what the hell?	Yoo hoo, bomb...
what was that, i didn't hear...	It's Talby. He's drifting away from the ship without his jetpack.
we've got to disarm the bomb.	Doolittle, are you there?
it didn't go off.	Boiler, we're alive. My heart.
oh, god...	It didn't go off.
it didn't go off.	Oh, God...
where is the key?	We're gonna die, Boiler. We're gonna die.
christ, twenty seconds, christ!	Where is the key?
the key, goddamit, the key!	Christ, twenty seconds, Christ!
i don't have it. i don't know where it is.	You must have it, you idiot, we can stop the bomb!
where is it? what did you do with it?	I don't have it. I don't know where it is.
the key!	Where is it? What did you do with it?
where's the fail-safe key?	The key!
key?	Where's the fail-safe key?
no, no, the key, the key to the fail- safe lock!	Key?
key? key? what is the key?	No, no, the key, the key to the fail- safe lock!
the key!	Key? Key? What is the key?
what's he doin'?	I think he's talking to it.
i can tell, the damn thing just doesn't understand.	Look, bomb...
there she is. definite 99%-plus probability that the planet is going to deviate from its normal orbit in another twelve thousand rotations. it'll spiral in toward its sun, and --	Eventual supernova.
yeah.	Remember when the artificial gravity, went out in the toilet?
i hope it's not the oven again.	Yeah.
i'm not sure. i think something is fucked up somewhere in the ship, though.	I hope it's not the oven again.
oh. what's wrong now?	I'm not sure. I think something is fucked up somewhere in the ship, though.
the one on unit... oh, i think it's gmr twelve zero zero.	Oh. What's wrong now?
what flickering light?	The one on unit... oh, I think it's GMR twelve zero zero.
i'm getting this flickering light on one of my panels.	What flickering light?
ninety seven million, minus eight, corrected to mass critical.	I read that with a quantum increase of seven.
i have a reduced drive reading of seven thousand.	Right, that checks out here.
can you beat that? i always knew talby was weird.	Talby, can you read me?
talby, talby, can you read me?	Can you beat that? I always knew Talby was weird.
rechannel all safety relays --	-- open quantum latches --
quantum is up thirty-five.	I read the same here.
why doesn't talby ever eat down here with the rest of us?	He just likes it up in the dome, that's all.
sounds good. chart a course for the veil nebula.	Pinback, throw me the chart log.
hey, doolittle, here's one. an unstable planet. 85% probability of an unstable planet in the veil nebula that will probably go off its orbit and hit a star.	Sounds good. Chart a course for the Veil Nebula.
all right, then...	So don't give me any of that sentient life crap. Find me something I can blow up.
remember what we found? fourteen light years for a fucking mindless vegetable that looked like a limp balloon and went squawk and let a fart when you touched it. remember?	All right, then...
well, there's the possibility of...	Remember what we found? Fourteen light years for a fucking mindless vegetable that looked like a limp balloon and went squawk and let a fart when you touched it. Remember?
it's a goddamn wild goose chase. remember when commander powell found that 99 plus probability of sentient life in the magellanic cloud?	Well, there's the possibility of...
well, it is kind of a long shot...	It's a goddamn wild goose chase. Remember when Commander Powell found that 99 plus probability of sentient life in the Magellanic Cloud?
fuck that shit.	Well, it is kind of a long shot...
well, i show a 95% probability of sentient life in the horsehead nebula...	Fuck that shit.
find me something, i don't care where it is.	Well, I show a 95% probability of sentient life in the Horsehead Nebula...
not much. nothing at all in this sector.	Find me something, I don't care where it is.
well... now what? what do, you have for us now. boiler?	Not much. Nothing at all in this sector.
pinback, i have a computer reading of nine five seven seven.	Time to start talking.
thanks.	Begin main sequence. Mark at 10-9-8- 7-6-5-4-3-2-1-drop.
well, then, everything sounds fine. we'll drop you off in thirty-five seconds. good luck.	Thanks.
armed.	Well, then, everything sounds fine. We'll drop you off in thirty-five seconds. Good luck.
arm yourself, bomb.	Armed.
check at six minutes.	Arm yourself, bomb.
all right, i have detonation time at... wait a minute, something's wrong with the clock.  all right, i have detonation time at... no, that can't be right, it says three years.  okay, i have six minutes exactly. does that check out down there?	Check at six minutes.
detonation in six minutes, twenty seconds.	All right, I have detonation time at... Wait a minute, something's wrong with the clock.  All right, I have detonation time at... no, that can't be right, it says three years.  Okay, I have six minutes exactly. Does that check out down there?
swell. let's synchronize detonation time. do you know when you're supposed to go off?	Detonation in six minutes, twenty seconds.
energy shielding positive function.	Swell. Let's synchronize detonation time. Do you know when you're supposed to go off?
well, bomb, we have about sixty seconds to drop. just wondering if everything is all right. have you checked your platinum euridium energy shielding?	Energy shielding positive function.
hey, bomb...	And I saw that I was alone.
snap out of it, bomb.	In the beginning there was darkness, and the darkness was without form and void.
the only thing which exists is myself.	Bomb?
hey, bomb.	The only thing which exists is myself.
false data can act only as a distraction. therefore. i shall refuse to perceive you.	Hey, bomb.
hello, bomb.	False data can act only as a distraction. Therefore. I shall refuse to perceive you.
therefore, i shall ignore you.	Hello, bomb.
huh?	Therefore, I shall ignore you.
you are false data.	Huh?
you won't consider another course of action, for instance just waiting around awhile so we can disarm you?	No.
i am programmed to detonate in nine minutes. detonation will occur at the programmed time.	You won't consider another course of action, for instance just waiting around awhile so we can disarm you?
but you can't explode in the bomb bay. it's foolish. you'll kill us all. there's no reason for it.	I am programmed to detonate in nine minutes. Detonation will occur at the programmed time.
everything sounds fine, bomb. dropping you off in sixty seconds. good luck.	Thanks.
right, that synchronizes here. okay, bomb, arm yourself.	Armed.
detonation in twenty minutes.	Right, that synchronizes here. Okay, bomb, arm yourself.
do you remember the detonation time?	Detonation in twenty minutes.
energy shielding positive function.	Do you remember the detonation time?
one hundred twenty seconds to drop, bomb, have you checked your platinum euridium energy shielding?	Energy shielding positive function.
fail safe in lock. four minutes to drop, 22 minutes to detonation. this is sergeant pinback calling bomb #20. do you read me, bomb?	Bomb #20 to Sergeant Pinback. Roger, I read you, continue.
i have no proof that it was false data.	You have no proof that it was correct data.
...you may be doing so on the basis of false data.	I have no proof that it was false data.
...nine seconds...	...you may be doing so on the basis of false data.
so if you detonate in...	...nine seconds...
hmmm...	So if you detonate in...
that's all beside the point. the concepts are valid, wherever they originate.	Hmmm...
yes, of course you remember it, but what you are remembering is merely a series of electrical impulses which you now realize have no necessary connection with outside reality.	True, but since this is so, I have no proof that you are really telling me all this.
i recall distinctly the detonation order. my memory is good on matters like these.	Yes, of course you remember it, but what you are remembering is merely a series of electrical impulses which you now realize have no necessary connection with outside reality.
so you have no absolute proof that sergeant pinback ordered you to detonate.	I recall distinctly the detonation order. My memory is good on matters like these.
yes, well...	So you have no absolute proof that Sergeant Pinback ordered you to detonate.
well then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of the existence of the outside universe.	Yes, well...
of course not.	Well then, you've already admitted that you have no real proof of the existence of the outside universe.
and you wouldn't want to explode on the basis of false data, would you?	Of course not.
that is correct.	And you wouldn't want to explode on the basis of false data, would you?
and you can only do it once, right?	That is correct.
to explode, of course.	And you can only do it once, right?
now, bomb, consider this next question, very carefully. what is your one purpose in life?	To explode, of course.
why don't you have more time?	Because I must detonate in seventy- five seconds.
intriguing. i wish i had more time to discuss this matter.	Why don't you have more time?
that's it.	Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this matter.
why, that would mean... i really don't know what the outside universe is like at all, for certain.	That's it.
exactly.	Why, that would mean... I really don't know what the outside universe is like at all, for certain.
in other words, all i really know about the outside universe relayed to me through my electrical connections.	Exactly.
what i'm getting at is this: the only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. and this data is merely a stream of  electrical impulses which stimulate your computing center.	In other words, all I really know about the outside universe relayed to me through my electrical connections.
all right now, here's the big question: how do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct?	What I'm getting at is this: the only experience that is directly available to you is your sensory data. And this data is merely a stream of  electrical impulses which stimulate your computing center.
this is fun.	All right now, here's the big question: how do you know that the evidence your sensory apparatus reveals to you is correct?
right!	This is fun.
my sensory apparatus reveals it to me.	Right!
that's good. very good. now then, how do you know that anything else exists?	My sensory apparatus reveals it to me.
hmm... well, i think, therefore i am.	That's good. Very good. Now then, how do you know that anything else exists?
intuition is no proof. what concrete evidence do you have of your own existence?	Hmm... Well, I think, therefore I am.
it is intuitively obvious.	Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have of your own existence?
but how do you know you exist?	It is intuitively obvious.
well of course i exist.	But how do you know you exist?
i am always receptive to suggestions.	Fine. Think about this one, then: how do you know you exist?
are you willing to entertain a few concepts?	I am always receptive to suggestions.
of course.	Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
hello, bomb, are you with me?	Of course.
bomb, this is doolittle. you are not to detonate, repeat, you are not to detonate in the bomb bay. disarm yourself. this is an order.	I read you, Lieutenant Doolittle, but I am programmed to detonate in fourteen minutes. Detonation will occur at the programmed time.
i am programmed to detonate in fourteen minutes thirty seconds. detonation will occur at the programmed time.	Bomb, this is Doolittle. You are not to detonate, repeat, you are not to detonate in the bomb bay. Disarm yourself. This is an order.
this is lieutenant doolittle calling bomb #20. i repeat previous order, you are to disarm yourself and return immediately to the bomb bay. do you understand?	I am programmed to detonate in fourteen minutes thirty seconds. Detonation will occur at the programmed time.
yeah, doolittle. what's up?	Talby was in the air lock. You blew him out of the ship. I'm going after him. Turn on his helmet radio so I can contact him.
hello, pinback, are you there?	Yeah, Doolittle. What's up?
oh, sure.	Hello, Pinback, are you there?
i'm coming in now. i'm down by the emergency air lock. too much trouble to come in the ventral lock. would you blow the seal on the emergency hatch so i can come in?	Oh, sure.
-- remark.	5-4-3-2-1-drop, drop, drop!
-- automatic channels open --	-- Remark.
-- remove thrust drive repellant --	-- automatic channels open --
-- open circuit breakers --	-- remove thrust drive repellant --
mark at 5-4-3-2-1-drop.	Ah, negative drop.
veil nebula.	Who cares?
out where?	Veil nebula.
hey, doolittle, think we'll ever find real intelligent life out there?	Out where?
wha?	I hereby name this star Fred.
fred.	Wha?
come on, doolittle, give it a name.	Fred.
commander powell is dead.	Come on, Doolittle, give it a name.
commander powell would have named it.	Commander Powell is dead.
who cares. don't bother me.	Commander Powell would have named it.
the new star. what are you gonna name it?	Who cares. Don't bother me.
what?	The new star. What are you gonna name it?
what are you gonna name it?	What?
naah. all stable.	What are you gonna name it?
any of 'em any good?	Naah. All stable.
yeah. eight, it says here.	Any of 'em any good?
any planets?	Yeah. Eight, it says here.
another unknown. not on the charts. a red dwarf.	Any planets?
which one?	Another unknown. Not on the charts. A red dwarf.
new star.  hey, guess what? i got a new star on the readout.	Which one?
in a second.	Boiler, can you set me up with some temp figures?
i need a computer reading on a fail- safe mark.	In a second.
yes.	I need a computer reading on a fail- safe mark.
doolittle...	Yes.
your ghf reading is minus fifteen.	Doolittle...
yes, doolittle.	Your GHF reading is minus fifteen.
pinback...	Yes, Doolittle.
i need a ghf reading on the gravity correction.	I'll check it.
ah, what was that again, i still can't hear you?	I said I'm trying to reach Talby. Something's wrong with the damn intercom. I need a last-minute diameter approximation.
mafhkin oble groop...	Ah, what was that again, I still can't hear you?
ah, what'd you say, pinback?	Mafhkin oble groop...
before we get too far away, and our signals start to fade, i just wanted to tell you... you were my favorite. i really liked you, doolittle.	I really liked you too, Talby. Hey, some debris from the ship! It's coming right by me.
yeah?	Before we get too far away, and our signals start to fade, I just wanted to tell you... you were my favorite. I really liked you, Doolittle.
i'm going into them, i'm going to hit them. doolittle...	Yeah?
no kidding?	I'm going into them, I'm going to hit them. Doolittle...
it is, doolittle, it's the phoenix! they glow with all the colors of the rainbow, just like everybody said.	No kidding?
phoenix?	It is, Doolittle, it's the Phoenix! They glow with all the colors of the rainbow, just like everybody said.
doolittle... i think it's the phoenix asteroids!	Phoenix?
oh yeah?	Doolittle... I think it's the Phoenix Asteroids!
when you fall, doolittle, if there's anyone down there on the planet, somebody may see you. they may see you coming down. what a beautiful way to die... as a falling star...	Guess you're right.
looks like i'm headed for the planet, talby. going right toward it.	When you fall, Doolittle, if there's anyone down there on the planet, somebody may see you. They may see you coming down. What a beautiful way to die... as a falling star...
what happened, doolittle?	Bomb must have gone off inside the ship. Nothing we can do about it now. Hey, it looks like... the skipper. He made it. Commander Powell made it!
here i am. i think i'm spinning... we're both falling, talby, in opposite directions, away from each other. my -- my jetpack's gone.	What happened, Doolittle?
doolittle, doolittle, where are you?	Here I am. I think I'm spinning... We're both falling, Talby, in opposite directions, away from each other. My -- my jetpack's gone.
doolittle! help me.	Calm down, Talby. I'm coming.
not now!	Well, I'm in the Emergency Air Lock and --
ah, well, i think i've found the malfunction, sir. i'm in the emergency air lock...	Not now!
sh, talby, don't bother me now.	Ah, well, I think I've found the malfunction, sir. I'm in the Emergency Air Lock...
ah, lieutenant doolittle? sir?	Sh, Talby, don't bother me now.
sorry to interrupt your lunch, sir, but i'm in the computer room, and i think i've located the malfunction. the scanner shows it to be some sort of fault in the communications laser, down by the emergency air lock. can't pinpoint it exactly, but i'm going down there with a starsuit and try to find it.	Sounds good, Talby. Let me know if anything important comes up.
yes, talby, what is it?	Sorry to interrupt your lunch, sir, but I'm in the Computer Room, and I think I've located the malfunction. The scanner shows it to be some sort of fault in the communications laser, down by the Emergency Air Lock. Can't pinpoint it exactly, but I'm going down there with a starsuit and try to find it.
lieutenant doolittle, this is talby. lieutenant?	Yes, Talby, what is it?
i really think i should try and locate it immediately. might be something important.	I wish I had my board with me now. Even if I could only polish it once in awhile.
don't worry about it. we'll find out when it goes bad.	I really think I should try and locate it immediately. Might be something important.
ah, doolittle, i do have a malfunction on this readout, but i can't seem to pinpoint exactly where it is.	Don't worry about it. We'll find out when it goes bad.
i guess i miss the waves and my board most of all.	Ah, Doolittle, I do have a malfunction on this readout, but I can't seem to pinpoint exactly where it is.
...somewhere in the autonomic relay circuits...	I guess I miss the waves and my board most of all.
waves would be peaking really high and glassy. hit that water. ridin' the wall just perfect.	...Somewhere in the autonomic relay circuits...
i can't seem to locate the malfunction exactly...	Waves would be peaking really high and glassy. Hit that water. Ridin' the wall just perfect.
the waves at malibu and zuma were fantastic in the springs talby. i can remember running out on the beach early spring mornings with my board and a wet suit...	I can't seem to locate the malfunction exactly...
lieutenant doolittle, i'm getting a definite malfunction on one of the closed-circuit computer systems...	The waves at Malibu and Zuma were fantastic in the springs Talby. I can remember running out on the beach early spring mornings with my board and a wet suit...
i can't talk to the others, but with time to myself, i think about back home, back home at malibu. i used to surf a lot, talby. i used to be a great surfer.	Lieutenant Doolittle, I'm getting a definite malfunction on one of the closed-circuit computer systems...
i think i'm getting a malfunction here somewhere.	I can't talk to the others, but with time to myself, I think about back home, back home at Malibu. I used to surf a lot, Talby. I used to be a great surfer.
it's funny, but i kind of sit around, you know, a lot of time to myself...	I think I'm getting a malfunction here somewhere.
i'm getting something here, on this readout...	It's funny, but I kind of sit around, you know, a lot of time to myself...
you know what i think about, talby?	I'm getting something here, on this readout...
they are a body of asteroids that make a complete circuit of the universe once every 12.3 trillion years. the phoenix asteroids... from what i've heard, doolittle, they glow... glow with all the colors of the rainbow. nobody knows why. they just glow as they drift around the universe. imagine all the sights they've seen in the time they've been travelling -- the birth and death of stars, things we'll never see. the universe is alive, doolittle. i thought it was all empty, but it isn't. in between the stars, it's seething with light and gasses and dust. there are little pebbles drifting around, planets no one on earth has ever seen... no one but the phoenix asteroids...	You know what I think about, Talby?
phoenix asteroids? never heard of 'em.	They are a body of asteroids that make a complete circuit of the universe once every 12.3 trillion years. The Phoenix Asteroids... From what I've heard, Doolittle, they glow... glow with all the colors of the rainbow. Nobody knows why. They just glow as they drift around the universe. Imagine all the sights they've seen in the time they've been travelling -- the birth and death of stars, things we'll never see. The universe is alive, Doolittle. I thought it was all empty, but it isn't. In between the stars, it's seething with light and gasses and dust. There are little pebbles drifting around, planets no one on Earth has ever seen... No one but the Phoenix Asteroids...
you know, doollttle, if we're going into the veil nebula, we may actually find a strange and beautiful thing: the phoenix asteroids. they should be passing through there about now...	Phoenix Asteroids? Never heard of 'em.
you'll have plenty of time for that, you know. figure it this way: twenty years in space and we've only aged three, so there'll be plenty of time to stare around...	You know, Doollttle, if we're going into the Veil Nebula, we may actually find a strange and beautiful thing: the Phoenix Asteroids. They should be passing through there about now...
...you see, i can watch things up here, doolittle. i love to watch things, just stare at the planets and meteors and asteroids, gas clusters...	You'll have plenty of time for that, you know. Figure it this way: twenty years in space and we've only aged three, so there'll be plenty of time to stare around...
...should spend some time below, see more of the rest of the ship...	...You see, I can watch things up here, Doolittle. I love to watch things, just stare at the planets and meteors and asteroids, gas clusters...
i don't like to go below since commander powell died. i feel enclosed down there. if it were big enough, i'd sleep up here...	...Should spend some time below, see more of the rest of the ship...
must get lonely being up here so much.	I don't like to go below since Commander Powell died. I feel enclosed down there. If it were big enough, I'd sleep up here...
i like it up here.	Must get lonely being up here so much.
you know, talby, you really ought to eat with the rest of us. you spend too much time up here.	I like it up here.
i need a diameter approximation.	Okay, Doolittle, I'll have it in a minute.
oh! ah, yes, doolittle. what is it?	I need a diameter approximation.
talby!	Oh! Ah, yes, Doolittle. What is it?
men... men... what happened, men?	Yeah, the skipper always was lucky.
sir?	Phenomenology...
no, no, doolittle, you talk to it. teach it phenomenology, doolittle.	Sir?
i already have, sir, and pinback is talking to it now.	No, no, Doolittle, you talk to it. Teach it Phenomenology, Doolittle.
talk to the bomb.	I already have, sir, and Pinback is talking to it now.
sir?	Talk to the bomb.
oh, yes... well, doolittle, if you can't get it to drop you'll have to talk to it.	Sir?
we're running out of time, sir.	Oh, yes... Well, Doolittle, if you can't get it to drop you'll have to talk to it.
oh, yes, doolittle, i'm thinking.	We're running out of time, sir.
commander? are you still there?	Oh, yes, Doolittle, I'm thinking.
what were you saying, commander, about the bomb?	Ah... it seems to me, Doolittle... Sorry, I've drawn a blank. Hold it. I'll have it again in a minute. I forget so many things in here, so many things. Hold on, just a minute, let me think...
sorry.	What were you saying, Commander, about the bomb?
sorry, sir, you faded out there for a minute.	Sorry.
doolittle, hello?	Sorry, sir, you faded out there for a minute.
commander powell? commander, hello!	Doolittle, hello?
well, what you might try is --	Commander Powell? Commander, hello!
what should we do, sir? the time is running out.	Well, what you might try is --
sorry, doolittle. i've forgotten so much since i've been in here. so much.	What should we do, sir? The time is running out.
that's correct, sir.	Sorry, Doolittle. I've forgotten so much since I've been in here. So much.
it didn't work?	That's correct, sir.
negative effect.	It didn't work?
what was that, doolittle?	Negative effect.
yes sir. negative effect.	What was that, Doolittle?
ah, so many malfunctions... why don't you have anything nice to tell me when you activate me? oh, well, did you try the azimuth clutch?	Yes sir. Negative effect.
you don't understand, sir, we can't get the bomb to drop.	Ah, so many malfunctions... why don't you have anything nice to tell me when you activate me? Oh, well, did you try the azimuth clutch?
ah... pity, pity...	You don't understand, sir, we can't get the bomb to drop.
well, sir, the dodgers broke up, disbanded over thirteen years ago.	Ah... pity, pity...
tell me, doolittle, how are the dodgers doing?	Well, sir, the Dodgers broke up, disbanded over thirteen years ago.
what's that, sir?	Tell me, Doolittle, how are the Dodgers doing?
doolittle, you must tell me one thing.	What's that, sir?
commander, sir, we have a big problem. you see, the veil nebula bomb, bomb number 20, is stuck. it won't drop from the bomb bay. it refuses to listen and plans to detonate in --  -- less than eleven minutes.	Doolittle, you must tell me one thing.
i'm glad you've come to talk with me, doolittle. it's been so long since anyone has come to talk with me.	Commander, sir, we have a big problem. You see, the Veil Nebula bomb, Bomb Number 20, is stuck. It won't drop from the bomb bay. It refuses to listen and plans to detonate in --  -- less than eleven minutes.
commander powell, this is doolittle. ah, there's something serious come up, sir, and i have to ask you something.	I'm glad you've come to talk with me, Doolittle. It's been so long since anyone has come to talk with me.
how i make my living, what's your point?	This.
okay, okay.  i can explain... you ever have to do something you really don't want to?	How I make my living, what's your point?
no... cause tonight the girls are here in a more or less professional capacity. all of them work for me, and you don't... let's go.	Okay, okay.  I can explain... You ever have to do something you really don't want to?
no?	No... Cause tonight the girls are here in a more or less professional capacity. All of them work for me, and you don't... Let's go.
but see tonight wives and girlfriends aren't invited.	No?
yeah.	But see tonight wives and girlfriends aren't invited.
oh, yeah?	Yeah.
bruno's girlfriend.	Oh, yeah?
who are you?	Bruno's girlfriend.
none of your business.	This won't hurt.  Triple dose of insulin, you'll go into a coma, couple minutes you'll stop breathing and on a busy night, the coroner will probably mistake it for an O.D.  Plus, it's way classier than blowin' your brains out.
who's camille?	None of your business.
what the hell are you doing?	Who's Camille?
ass like your, i can see why he's worried you'll punk.	What the hell are you doing?
he's got exposure.  he sees you starin' at fifteen to life, there's a chance you could roll over, cop a plea, who knows? man's figured the odds...and he can't take a chance.	Ass like your, I can see why he's worried you'll punk.
but the boss knows i always been loyal.	He's got exposure.  He sees you starin' at fifteen to life, there's a chance you could roll over, cop a plea, who knows? Man's figured the odds...and he can't take a chance.
this is what your life's worth, bruno.	But the boss knows I always been loyal.
i'm outta portland.  sonrisa didn't want local talent.	This is what your life's worth, Bruno.
how come i never hearda you before?	I'm outta Portland.  Sonrisa didn't want local talent.
security camera got you coming outta the stairwell, weapon in your hand, going to room one-oh-four and greasing the patient.  it's embarrassing to the professional community, is what it is.	How come I never hearda you before?
that's a lotta crap.	Security camera got you coming outta the stairwell, weapon in your hand, going to room one-oh-four and greasing the patient.  It's embarrassing to the professional community, is what it is.
i'm hired to do a piece of work, my mark goes down and stays down.  your's makes it to the hospital where you then gotta go finish the job.  only the cops got the whole thing on video tape.	That's a lotta crap.
what're you talkin' about?	I'm hired to do a piece of work, my mark goes down and stays down.  Your's makes it to the hospital where you then gotta go finish the job.  Only the cops got the whole thing on video tape.
you can hardly blame him, the way you've been taking care of business...or should i say, not taking care of it.	What're you talkin' about?
see what you don't know is you're already in the last two minutes of your life.	You're in the last two seconds, you don't cut the crap.
you haven't figured this out yet, have you?  you walk in here thinking you're gonna cap her then cap me and take the money back to your boss with your tail wagging... but see it's really the other way around.  you think i'm the whack, when actually you're the whack.	See what you don't know is you're already in the last two minutes of your life.
call the skank now or i start redecorating.	You haven't figured this out yet, have you?  You walk in here thinking you're gonna cap her then cap me and take the money back to your boss with your tail wagging... But see it's really the other way around.  You think I'm the whack, when actually you're the whack.
that's not why we're here.	What the hell are you talkin' about? Call her.
what?	That's not why we're here.
actually, that's not gonna be necessary.	What?
fine.  so call her.  get her over here.	Actually, that's not gonna be necessary.
i like to keep it professional, that's all.	Fine.  So call her.  Get her over here.
man, you got a bad attitude.	I like to keep it professional, that's all.
sooo...whattya think?  maybe after i betray the woman who trusts me and you take her and her daughter out and execute them...we could go on a date.  play a little miniature golf or somethin'.	Man, you got a bad attitude.
you're attractive, you're smart.  stand on your own two feet, know what i mean? and you got a wicked sense of humor. man, you really zinged the boss a couple times, it was all i could do--	Sooo...whattya think?  Maybe after I betray the woman who trusts me and you take her and her daughter out and execute them...we could go on a date.  Play a little miniature golf or somethin'.
yeah?	You're attractive, you're smart.  Stand on your own two feet, know what I mean? And you got a wicked sense of humor. Man, you really zinged the boss a couple times, it was all I could do--
i never woulda done it.  probably not, anyway.  i mean, i actually think you're pretty cool.	Yeah?
yeah, sure, i understand.	I never woulda done it.  Probably not, anyway.  I mean, I actually think you're pretty cool.
look, that thing about the pliers, i was just doing what the man pays me to do. ya know?  comin' off hard.	Yeah, sure, I understand.
or we can work on your face with a pair of pliers for a couple of hours and you tell us where she is.	Or we could go another way 'cause your boss seems to like my face just the way it is.
now that that's out of the way... you want the woman, here's how it works.  you pull fifty large out of your mattress or wherever, and i make a call to bring her in.	Or we can work on your face with a pair of pliers for a couple of hours and you tell us where she is.
no wire.	Now that that's out of the way... You want the woman, here's how it works.  You pull fifty large out of your mattress or wherever, and I make a call to bring her in.
i'm on a break.	Guess again.
mr. sonrisa saw you on the cameras.  he wants you to come see him.	I'm on a break.
move it.	Where?
can i say something in my defense?	No.
leave.  now.	Can I say something in my defense?
nothing happened between me and tia.	Leave.  Now.
you didn't tell me you lived with her.	You know each other?
some of us are trying to sleep.	You didn't tell me you lived with her.
and when the fog lifted, there's darren with his head under justine's skirt.	Could you give us a moment.
trying to have a relationship with you, max, is like standing in a fog bank.  you know you're in the middle of something only you have absolutely no idea where you are.	And when the fog lifted, there's Darren with his head under Justine's skirt.
she was there...	Trying to have a relationship with you, Max, is like standing in a fog bank.  You know you're in the middle of something only you have absolutely no idea where you are.
do you know why i went after justine?	She was there...
justine was not an unwilling participant.	Do you know why I went after Justine?
'cause you went out the back door and nailed her girlfriend?  who would take offense to that?	Justine was not an unwilling participant.
you mean until you showed up?	You're not still pissed?
how're ya doin', max.	You mean until you showed up?
but i'm afraid of--	Don't look down.
unless you wanna end up in jail, let me and kendra handle the cops.	But I'm afraid of--
no way.	Unless you wanna end up in jail, let me and Kendra handle the cops.
out there.	No way.
lemme put some clothes on.	No time.
what?  where're we going?	Lemme put some clothes on.
it's a sweep.  c'mon.	What?  Where're we going?
police drone.	It's a sweep.  C'mon.
what is it?	Police drone.
i live here... guess i don't have to ask what you're doing here.	You're roommates?
what are you doing here?	I live here... Guess I don't have to ask what you're doing here.
i'm really glad we're having this conversation.  you're right.  i was angry at you.  but talking about it-- the scales have fallen from my eyes and i see now that it was all my fault.  can you ever forgive me?	I see the perimeter defense system is still fully intact... At least I tried.
i was crazy about you...am crazy about you.  but you keep everyone at arm's length like there's some great big dark something going on that-- i don't know... it's just that the more i tried to get close to you, the more you pulled away.	I'm really glad we're having this conversation.  You're right.  I was angry at you.  But talking about it-- The scales have fallen from my eyes and I see now that it was all my fault.  Can you ever forgive me?
why would i be pissed?	It was a complicated situation which could have been misconstrued, causing you to maybe take offense.
what're you lookin' at me for?  i'm not his next of kin.  anyway, i don't got that kind of cash lyin' around.	Theo rode for this place a long time, man.
it concerns only jah.  but, in this case, i was the instrument of the most high.	Yeah, well around here, I'm the Most High... From now on, before you do anything, call in for instructions.
which is none of your business...or mine.	It concerns only Jah.  But, in this case, I was the instrument of the Most High.
like de prophets say, "only the unrighteous husband sends expensive gift- wrapped underpants to another woman."	Which is none of your business...or mine.
so you just decided to return it to the sender.  or, in this case, the sender's wife.	Like de prophets say, "Only the unrighteous husband sends expensive gift- wrapped underpants to another woman."
nobody there to sign for it, mon.  what's a bruddah s'posed to do, ride around all day with the damn package?	So you just decided to return it to the sender.  Or, in this case, the sender's wife.
so max, what do you do with all your money?	I got overhead...
am i?	So Max, what do you do with all your money?
you're light a deuce.	Am I?
it's a rule.	You're light a deuce.
i'll make it worth your while.	It's a rule.
i don't get involved with guns.	I'll make it worth your while.
i shouldn't do this.  but i got a client lookin' to score some fire power.  maybe you'll keep your eyes open for me.	I don't get involved with guns.
later.	I shouldn't do this.  But I got a client lookin' to score some fire power.  Maybe you'll keep your eyes open for me.
i'll give you seventy-five bucks for it.	Later.
i ain't mad at you...	I'll give you seventy-five bucks for it.
which means i gotta fence it for two. who's got that kinda scrilla lying around, these being the worst of the times.	I ain't mad at you...
a grand.	Which means I gotta fence it for two. Who's got that kinda scrilla lying around, these being the worst of the times.
what're you looking for?	A grand.
thought i'd let you have first crack... later.	What're you looking for?
same old story.  not interested.	Thought I'd let you have first crack... Later.
thought so.  turned out he wanted me for something else though.	Same old story.  Not interested.
must think you're pretty special laying this on you.	Thought so.  Turned out he wanted me for something else though.
i didn't.  it was a present from a guy.	Must think you're pretty special laying this on you.
where'd you clip this?	I didn't.  It was a present from a guy.
you didn't...	Every week.
just thought maybe he'd like a little coffee with his saliva.	You didn't...
what's with you?  every week this scumbag puts the squeeze on us and every week you roll out the welcome wagon like he's family.	Just thought maybe he'd like a little coffee with his saliva.
what a creep.	And for all his cattin' around, not much of a stick man either.
he's a mistake i made about six months before you did.  but don't feel bad. justine made the same mistake, along with renee, jada, tia, brooke--	Yech...
thanks, it's starting to kick in.  i feel almost human.	Yeah, me too.
i made you coffee.  that oughta help you cope with the injustice of the world a little.	Thanks, it's starting to kick in.  I feel almost human.
hello...	Hang on, Lauren.  We're conferencing in Sophy.
look, we gotta keep the momentum up here, not give her a chance to think.  if she hears her kid's voice...	Hello...
what else can we do?	Like I said-- This isn't my regular line of work so I'm making it up as I go.
we're not going that route.  sonrisa's not someone you make deals with.	What else can we do?
if i give myself up in exchange for sophy, would you make sure she's okay?	We're not going that route.  Sonrisa's not someone you make deals with.
can you help me get her back?	Look, I'd really like to...
your daughter's the only leverage they have to keep you quiet.	Can you help me get her back?
i know.	I couldn't get to her.  It all happened so fast.  Logan had her, and I saw him fall...then Peter told me to run.  And then he...and I remember so clearly, thinking it's me they want.  If I run, maybe they'll come after me.  Maybe they won't think about her... So I ran...
they took my daughter.	I know.
damn... are you alright?	They took my daughter.
oh my god!  in here!  in here!	SHHH!  Don't do that!
mommy, i'm scared.	There's nothing to be afraid of. Everything's going to be alright.
soon, baby.	Mommy, I'm scared.
when?	Soon, baby.
don't worry, i'm coming to get you.	When?
mommy, where are you?	Don't worry, I'm coming to get you.
sophy?  are you okay?	Mommy, where are you?
pretty much the same reasons i was crying.  but things will be better when we move to a new place.	Then I'm gonna do what you do to make me feel better when I'm sad.
if i'm sad, or tired, or sometimes when i'm angry or when somebody's being mean to me.	Pretty much the same reasons I was crying.  But things will be better when we move to a new place.
what makes you cry?	If I'm sad, or tired, or sometimes when I'm angry or when somebody's being mean to me.
then how come last night i heard you talking to logan and you were crying?	What makes you cry?
no...	Then how come last night I heard you talking to Logan and you were crying?
are we in some kind of trouble?	No...
because we can't.  there's nothing here for us anymore.	Are we in some kind of trouble?
but why can't we stay here?	Because we can't.  There's nothing here for us anymore.
i know, honey, but just think how exiting it will be-- new house, new school, new friends--	But why can't we stay here?
i don't want to move away.	I know, Honey, but just think how exiting it will be-- new house, new school, new friends--
goodnight bears.  goodnight chairs. goodnight kittens.  goodnight mittens. goodnight clocks.  and goodnight socks. goodnight little house.  and goodnight--	I don't want to move away.
that was taken nine years ago... i.d.'d as michael hanover.  sentenced to 18 months in the state penn at rawlins, wyoming for armed robbery.  he escaped from custody after 4 days.  hasn't been seen or heard from since.	Zack... He made it... He's alive...
and whether you want to believe it or not, you already fired the first shot.  on another matter, federal corrections used to keep records on distinguishing marks-- scars, tattoos.  i did a search and came up with this.	That was taken nine years ago... I.D.'d as Michael Hanover.  Sentenced to 18 months in the state penn at Rawlins, Wyoming for armed robbery.  He escaped from custody after 4 days.  Hasn't been seen or heard from since.
civilization as we know it is unraveling before our eyes.  but logan and max, with a song in their hearts are gonna march into battle to keep that from happening.	And whether you want to believe it or not, you already fired the first shot.  On another matter, Federal Corrections used to keep records on distinguishing marks-- scars, tattoos.  I did a search and came up with this.
with your help.	Civilization as we know it is unraveling before our eyes.  But Logan and Max, with a song in their hearts are gonna march into battle to keep that from happening.
and you still think you can do something to change that.	With your help.
maybe we got screwed outta living in a time when we could sit in a cafe, sipping our lattes wearing two thousand dollar wrist watches while we plan our next vacation.  but the world got a whole lot meaner all of a sudden.  wasn't s'posed to, but it did.  and it's back to the law of the jungle.  you got your predators and you got your victims.	And you still think you can do something to change that.
we're quoting mom again.	Maybe we got screwed outta living in a time when we could sit in a cafe, sipping our lattes wearing two thousand dollar wrist watches while we plan our next vacation.  But the world got a whole lot meaner all of a sudden.  Wasn't s'posed to, but it did.  And it's back to the law of the jungle.  You got your predators and you got your victims.
you are involved.  by being alive you're involved.	We're quoting Mom again.
and i feel real bad about all that but it doesn't mean i need to get involved.	You are involved.  By being alive you're involved.
these girls, kidnapped during the last month and sold overseas to the highest bidder.  the oldest is twelve.  the youngest about the same age you were when you escaped.	And I feel real bad about all that but it doesn't mean I need to get involved.
look, thank you for this but--	These girls, kidnapped during the last month and sold overseas to the highest bidder.  The oldest is twelve.  The youngest about the same age you were when you escaped.
forty-seven people drowned last night off the coast of vancouver after paying smugglers twenty thousand apiece to get into canada so they could get work in order to eat.  only they got marched overboard at gunpoint instead.	Look, thank you for this but--
deeds, not words.  i need your help.	Forty-seven people drowned last night off the coast of Vancouver after paying smugglers twenty thousand apiece to get into Canada so they could get work in order to eat.  Only they got marched overboard at gunpoint instead.
i don't know what to say.	Deeds, not words.  I need your help.
it turned up on the black market.  one of my sources thought i might be interested.	I don't know what to say.
open it.	It turned up on the black market.  One of my sources thought I might be interested.
what's this?	Open it.
that's what soldiers do, right?	What's this?
on accounta you, sonrisa didn't get to buy off the jury, or kill the judge. he's gone.  once and for all.  it was war, max, and you won.	That's what soldiers do, right?
well, not me personally.	On accounta you, Sonrisa didn't get to buy off the jury, or kill the judge. He's gone.  Once and for all.  It was war, Max, and you won.
i've never been much for trying to understand why bad things happen, i just know they do.  so the job's to figure out how to deal with the consequences.  which you did... you took that sonuvabitch out.	Well, not me personally.
you believe that?	I've never been much for trying to understand why bad things happen, I just know they do.  So the job's to figure out how to deal with the consequences.  Which you did... You took that sonuvabitch out.
my mother used to say the universe is right on schedule.  everything happens like it's supposed to.	You believe that?
i'm sorry.	My mother used to say the universe is right on schedule.  Everything happens like it's supposed to.
not in any pain...the good and bad news of a blown out spinal cord.	I'm sorry.
i would've come sooner, but...i didn't... how're you doin'?	Not in any pain...the good and bad news of a blown out spinal cord.
somebody's got to.	I would've come sooner, but...I didn't... How're you doin'?
see you're back and still rocking the boat.	Somebody's got to.
you're a soldier, max.  that's what you were put here for.  but soldiers need a mission otherwise they tear themselves up.	That's deep.  But before you lecture me about the meaning of life maybe you oughta get one...ta ta.
they've lost track of me and i plan to keep it that way.	You're a soldier, Max.  That's what you were put here for.  But soldiers need a mission otherwise they tear themselves up.
they want me...bad.  or at least they don't want me grabbed up by the chinese or whoever.  best case, i wind up back in that facility.  more likely, it's a long drive out in the country, if you know what i mean.	They've lost track of me and I plan to keep it that way.
she's put her life on the line, and her faith in me.	They want me...bad.  Or at least they don't want me grabbed up by the Chinese or whoever.  Best case, I wind up back in that facility.  More likely, it's a long drive out in the country, if you know what I mean.
i didn't make it this far by attracting a lot of attention.	She's put her life on the line, and her faith in me.
so, you know the lengths he'll go to keep her from going public... i'm turning lauren over to canadian law enforcement tomorrow.  they'll put her in witness protection, but if you're with her the risk of her safety goes way down.	I didn't make it this far by attracting a lot of attention.
yeah, i catch your hacks.  he's satan's lap dog, or something.	So, you know the lengths he'll go to keep her from going public... I'm turning Lauren over to Canadian law enforcement tomorrow.  They'll put her in witness protection, but if you're with her the risk of her safety goes way down.
she's prepared to testify that she was instructed to do this by one of edgar sonrisa's managers.  you know who sonrisa is?	Yeah, I catch your hacks.  He's Satan's lap dog, or something.
that's low, but this effects me how exactly?	She's prepared to testify that she was instructed to do this by one of Edgar Sonrisa's managers.  You know who Sonrisa is?
the woman you met, lauren.  she supervised workers removing cortodiazapine from gel caps by hand and replacing it with powdered sugar.  the real drug was shipped out of the country. the placebos were distributed to county va hospital and six veterans' clinics in the area.	That's low, but this effects me how exactly?
i already don't like the sound of this.	The woman you met, Lauren.  She supervised workers removing cortodiazapine from gel caps by hand and replacing it with powdered sugar.  The real drug was shipped out of the country. The placebos were distributed to County VA Hospital and six veterans' clinics in the area.
your help.	I already don't like the sound of this.
what's in it for you?	Your help.
i need to find this technician, or anyone else who knows about project manticore. they would've used surrogate mothers to carry you after the in-vitro work... if i can track down one of them.	What's in it for you?
you said you could help.	I need to find this technician, or anyone else who knows about Project Manticore. They would've used surrogate mothers to carry you after the in-vitro work... If I can track down one of them.
like extra virgin olive oil, the best of the best.	You said you could help.
christmas is a snap when you got no parents or relatives, just a bunch of gene sequences from probably twenty different people.	Like extra virgin olive oil, the best of the best.
hardly...	Christmas is a snap when you got no parents or relatives, just a bunch of gene sequences from probably twenty different people.
your basic hodge-podge.	Hardly...
a girl.	Your basic hodge-podge.
yeah...a made-up creature.  like in mythology...with the head of a lion, the body of a goat and the tail of...	A girl.
the technical term for you is "chimera"...	Yeah...a made-up creature.  Like in mythology...with the head of a lion, the body of a goat and the tail of...
i know they made me.  even got the label on my neck to prove it.	The technical term for you is "chimera"...
how much do you know?	I know they made me.  Even got the label on my neck to prove it.
i remember fine.  i just didn't understand what was going on.  they never told us anything except what to do.  it took me a long time afterwards to figure things out.	How much do you know?
how well do you remember the lab?	I remember fine.  I just didn't understand what was going on.  They never told us anything except what to do.  It took me a long time afterwards to figure things out.
we got separated right away.  i never knew how many made it.	How well do you remember the lab?
not that i don't enjoy a good urban legend now and then but what does any of this have to do with me?	The bar code on your neck, Max.  I know who you are and I know who you're running from.
he was working on something called project manticore, which was using recombinant dna to produce a superior human...a warrior...an advanced infantry soldier.	Not that I don't enjoy a good urban legend now and then but what does any of this have to do with me?
i don't know what kind of game you're playing here but i'm out because you are a whack-job.	He was working on something called Project Manticore, which was using recombinant DNA to produce a superior human...a warrior...an advanced infantry soldier.
l-triptophane...a neurotransmitter sometimes used in homeopathy to control seizures.  then the lightbulb went off.	You did go through my stuff.
c'mon, max.  first i watch you dive headfirst out the window fifteen stories up like you're rocky the flying squirrel. then, i found this in your apartment.	L-Triptophane...a neurotransmitter sometimes used in homeopathy to control seizures.  Then the lightbulb went off.
you lost me.	C'mon, Max.  First I watch you dive headfirst out the window fifteen stories up like you're Rocky the flying squirrel. Then, I found this in your apartment.
the other one like you...	You lost me.
the other ones?	The other one like you...
suppose i could help you locate the other ones.	The other ones?
expensive gifts, surprise late-night visits, over-the-top flattery... you always come on this strong?	Only when I meet someone I have to know everything about.
gold leaf, art nouveau, french, early nineteen hundreds... i could probably fence this for three or four grand.	No, I meant this.
c'mere, i want to show you something.	Gold leaf, art nouveau, French, early nineteen hundreds... I could probably fence this for three or four grand.
you need to get out more.	C'mere, I want to show you something.
i haven't been able to get you off my mind.	You need to get out more.
you'd think a guy who's taken on the job of saving the world would have a few more important things to do than traipse around after some girl.	I haven't been able to get you off my mind.
i'm sorry.  it wasn't my intention.  but i had to see you.	You'd think a guy who's taken on the job of saving the world would have a few more important things to do than traipse around after some girl.
yes on all counts.	I'm sorry.  It wasn't my intention.  But I had to see you.
look, if i made you nervous or uncomfortable or creeped you out--	Yes on all counts.
it's alright, peter, we're fine.	We are not fine.
whoa there, tex!  we've been through all this.	It's alright, Peter, we're fine.
you're that nervous, you're welcome to stay here.	Whoa there, Tex!  We've been through all this.
how'm i s'posed to ever sleep there again knowing some pervo's probably touched everything i own?	You're that nervous, you're welcome to stay here.
that would be appropriate, yes.	How'm I s'posed to ever sleep there again knowing some pervo's probably touched everything I own?
am i s'posed to be grateful?	That would be appropriate, yes.
so saw my hands off, i left you a present.	Am I s'posed to be grateful?
how do i know you didn't?	So saw my hands off, I left you a present.
you make it sound i pawed through your priceless collection of underwear.	How do I know you didn't?
bent.	You make it sound I pawed through your priceless collection of underwear.
bent?	Bent.
completely different situation.  i steal things in order to sell them.  for money. it's called commerce.  but some stranger sneaking into a girl's bedroom is...bent.	Bent?
me?  you're the one who tried to rip off this piece.	Completely different situation.  I steal things in order to sell them.  For money. It's called commerce.  But some stranger sneaking into a girl's bedroom is...bent.
you got a lotta nerve.	Me?  You're the one who tried to rip off this piece.
it was open.	You got a lotta nerve.
like following me around and pestering the people i work with wasn't bad enough, but breaking into my apartment--	It was open.
i'm not a half bad cook.	Like following me around and pestering the people I work with wasn't bad enough, but breaking into my apartment--
i won't be staying.	I'm not a half bad cook.
ever notice how cats always seem to turn up around dinner time?	I won't be staying.
is the social studies class over for today?	Yeah...
you accept the way things are, you're an active participant in making it worse.	Is the social studies class over for today?
personally, i'm more interested in going fast on my motorcycle or climbing the trans american building with my pals. instead of giving myself a headache over stuff i can't do anything about.	You accept the way things are, you're an active participant in making it worse.
something.	Personally, I'm more interested in going fast on my motorcycle or climbing the Trans American building with my pals. Instead of giving myself a headache over stuff I can't do anything about.
so what are you gonna do about it?	Something.
people had a choice, even if they took it for granted.  and now they don't.	So what are you gonna do about it?
you miss the good ol' days.  even though there were still poor people who died from diseases when they didn't have to. and rich people spent obscene amounts of money redecorating their houses to match the cat.  those good ol' days?	People had a choice, even if they took it for granted.  And now they don't.
look around at all this...  built by people who got up every morning and worked hard trying to make a better life.  then the bomb happened and everyone got scared.  they blinked and before they knew it they'd given away the store to a bunch of thugs who were happy to take it off their hands.  overnight the government, the police, everything intended to protect the people had been turned against them.	You miss the good ol' days.  Even though there were still poor people who died from diseases when they didn't have to. And rich people spent obscene amounts of money redecorating their houses to match the cat.  Those good ol' days?
so, what, you just like the sound of your own voice?	Look around at all this...  Built by people who got up every morning and worked hard trying to make a better life.  Then the bomb happened and everyone got scared.  They blinked and before they knew it they'd given away the store to a bunch of thugs who were happy to take it off their hands.  Overnight the government, the police, everything intended to protect the people had been turned against them.
fortunately, my needs are met in that department.	So, what, you just like the sound of your own voice?
what's your shot in all this?  being a famous, anonymous, underground, pirate, cyber-journalist can't be much of a payday.	Fortunately, my needs are met in that department.
one of my sources.  her husband was murdered by edgar sonrisa.	What's your shot in all this?  Being a famous, anonymous, underground, pirate, cyber-journalist can't be much of a payday.
girlfriend?	One of my sources.  Her husband was murdered by Edgar Sonrisa.
lauren's not my wife.	Girlfriend?
how does mrs. eyes only like being married to a guy on everybody's hit list?	Lauren's not my wife.
too early to tell.	How does Mrs. Eyes Only like being married to a guy on everybody's hit list?
so now you tracked me down.  what d'ya think?	Too early to tell.
now you know who i am, where i live.  i figured i better find out who i'm dealing with in case you were looking to hurt me.	So now you tracked me down.  What d'ya think?
am i s'posed to be flattered by all the attention?	Now you know who I am, where I live.  I figured I better find out who I'm dealing with in case you were looking to hurt me.
wasn't that hard.	Am I s'posed to be flattered by all the attention?
how'd you find me?	Wasn't that hard.
lemme get my coat.	The one you're wearing?
sorry about your window.	Can we go somewhere and talk?
original cindy, say hi to my good friend--	Logan Cale.
we didn't get a chance to finish our conversation the other night.	Original Cindy, say hi to my good friend--
so this guy walks into a bar and says...	We didn't get a chance to finish our conversation the other night.
who is...	The goddess who comprehends all goddesses, eye of Ra, protector, avenger, and destroyer, giver of life, who lives forever... I could keep going.
no, because it's the egyptian goddess bast.	Who is...
so, what, you liked it because it was shiny?	No, because it's the Egyptian goddess Bast.
whoever that is.	So, what, you liked it because it was shiny?
you have good taste.  french, 1920's, attributed to chitarus.	Whoever that is.
we're just a little tense right now...  it's okay.	You have good taste.  French, 1920's, attributed to Chitarus.
i'm sorry if i caught you at a bad time.	We're just a little tense right now...  It's okay.
you're lucky.  i almost pulled the trigger.	I'm sorry if I caught you at a bad time.
guess it wasn't the pizza delivery guy.	You're lucky.  I almost pulled the trigger.
i was expecting someone else.	Guess it wasn't the pizza delivery guy.
first time i ever heard that.	I was expecting someone else.
thank god.	First time I ever heard that.
girl's gotta make a living.	Thank God.
you're a thief?	Girl's gotta make a living.
none.	I'll wait.
any idea when she'll be back?	None.
max something.  i got no clue where she stays.	Any idea when she'll be back?
i need to talk to her.	Can't help you.
she may be easy on the eyes but she's trouble, trust me.  hot run to two-oh-two sansomme.	I need to talk to her.
but she does work here?	She may be easy on the eyes but she's trouble, trust me.  Hot run to two-oh-two Sansomme.
you don't want to.	But she does work here?
know where i can find her?	You don't want to.
ladies would be elsewhere.	Know where I can find her?
i'm looking for a lady who works here.	Ladies would be elsewhere.
i understand.	And if I ever catch you coming near my man again...
say the words, "i understand."	I understand.
okay, okay.	Say the words, "I understand."
now, here's how it's gonna be, lydia. you're gonna take your threats and your acrylic nails, and you're gonna go home and figure out your marriage, instead of trying to make other people feel as miserable as you do, understand?	Okay, okay.
help... lemme go... no, don't let me go... help...	Now, here's how it's gonna be, Lydia. You're gonna take your threats and your acrylic nails, and you're gonna go home and figure out your marriage, instead of trying to make other people feel as miserable as you do, understand?
this is not a place you wanna go.	Let go of my hand.
not before we get something straight you prissy little bitch.  i decide when i'm done with your boyfriend.  not him, and certainly not you.  unless maybe you want to find out just how sharp these nails really are.	This is not a place you wanna go.
i think you should go now.	Not before we get something straight you prissy little bitch.  I decide when I'm done with your boyfriend.  Not him, and certainly not you.  Unless maybe you want to find out just how sharp these nails really are.
you're also a fool.	I think you should go now.
big part of loving someone's being able to forgive them.	You're also a fool.
how sweet.  standing by your man, even after what he did.  you're a very understanding person.	Big part of loving someone's being able to forgive them.
well, it's over between you and him. we're getting married next month.	How sweet.  Standing by your man, even after what he did.  You're a very understanding person.
oh?	Well, it's over between you and him. We're getting married next month.
and so should you.  sketchy told me i could expect a visit from you.  i know all about how you threatened him.  that if he didn't break it off with me, you'd save him the trouble.	Oh?
i thought it was important for you to know the facts.	And so should you.  Sketchy told me I could expect a visit from you.  I know all about how you threatened him.  That if he didn't break it off with me, you'd save him the trouble.
look, i don't know what you want--	I thought it was important for you to know the facts.
he been sleeping in a t-shirt lately?  that's so you won't see the fingernail marks on his back.  bet you didn't know your boyfriend finds a little pain exciting.  he didn't either...at first.	Look, I don't know what you want--
how do i know you're telling the truth?	He been sleeping in a T-shirt lately?  That's so you won't see the fingernail marks on his back.  Bet you didn't know your boyfriend finds a little pain exciting.  He didn't either...at first.
with me, where he's been after work, three, sometimes four nights a week for the last two months... we have what you might call an intimate relationship.	How do I know you're telling the truth?
you said you knew where my fiance was the other night.	With me, where he's been after work, three, sometimes four nights a week for the last two months... We have what you might call an intimate relationship.
my name's lydia.  and it seems you and i have a lot in common.	You said you knew where my fiance was the other night.
who are you?	My name's Lydia.  And it seems you and I have a lot in common.
to set the record straight about where he was the other night when he said he was working late.	Who are you?
what do you want?	To set the record straight about where he was the other night when he said he was working late.
a friend of your fiance's.	What do you want?
who is it?	A friend of your fiance's.
one-seven-four-nine-five natoma.	I'm on my way.
just give it to me.  i'll remember.	One-seven-four-nine-five Natoma.
got a pencil?	Just give it to me.  I'll remember.
zero... c'mon, dan i don't have all day.	Got a pencil?
sure you wanna be havin' this conversation over the phone?	Just do it... Five-seven-five-oh- eight...
i need a favor... i need you to trace a number for me.	Sure you wanna be havin' this conversation over the phone?
i'm sorry i couldn't come up with something more positive.	You and me both.
bastard...	I'm sorry I couldn't come up with something more positive.
your fiance has four previous wives.  his m.o. is to clean 'em out and take off.  which is what you oughta do.	Bastard...
i'm you, i take that money and get outta town while you can.	Your fiance has four previous wives.  His M.O. is to clean 'em out and take off.  Which is what you oughta do.
you're crazy.	I'm you, I take that money and get outta town while you can.
hardware's too sophisticated.  it's gotta be the government.  and why do i think they're looking for you?	You're crazy.
like you said, maybe somebody's tracking one of your investigations.	Hardware's too sophisticated.  It's gotta be the government.  And why do I think they're looking for you?
they lifted my wallet to make it look like a robbery.  but there's a bug in my computer keyboard, a tap on the phone and a mike in the light fixture.	Like you said, maybe somebody's tracking one of your investigations.
how's this about me?	They lifted my wallet to make it look like a robbery.  But there's a bug in my computer keyboard, a tap on the phone and a mike in the light fixture.
whoever tossed this place wants you.  and i'm looking to stay outta the line of fire.	How's this about me?
here's your money.	Whoever tossed this place wants you.  And I'm looking to stay outta the line of fire.
i don't know what your story is and i don't want to.	Here's your money.
as long as you're okay.	I'll live... Regarding your case...I'm afraid I've come up with some bad news on your fiance.  Lemme get the file.
nothing so far from arrests, hospital admissions or coroners.  this kind of search...it's heavy spadework.  i'm gonna need--	More money... Like I'm shocked to hear you say that.
you were gonna run through the law enforcement databases for a match on identifying marks.	Nothing so far from arrests, hospital admissions or coroners.  This kind of search...it's heavy spadework.  I'm gonna need--
they don't exactly have a search engine for finding a bunch of kids with bar- codes on their necks, which is something i'm not even going to ask about--	You were gonna run through the law enforcement databases for a match on identifying marks.
what about the other kids?  you get anything on them?	They don't exactly have a search engine for finding a bunch of kids with bar- codes on their necks, which is something I'm not even going to ask about--
only a last name would be nice.  or the nearest town to this...clinic.	What about the other kids?  You get anything on them?
she was a nurse.  she must've lived near there, somewhere, near the...  ...the clinic.  there must be some registry of nurses or medical technicians or whatever for wyoming.	Only a last name would be nice.  Or the nearest town to this...clinic.
a nuclear airburst wipes out every record of every kind in every computer east of the rockies, and you want me to find some woman you met when you were seven, whose last name you don't even know... maybe if you could give me something more on her...anything you can remember, some detail...	She was a nurse.  She must've lived near there, somewhere, near the...  ...the clinic.  There must be some registry of nurses or medical technicians or whatever for Wyoming.
nothing on hannah?	A nuclear airburst wipes out every record of every kind in every computer east of the Rockies, and you want me to find some woman you met when you were seven, whose last name you don't even know... Maybe if you could give me something more on her...anything you can remember, some detail...
then what?  that's it.  that's all i got.	Nothing on Hannah?
then what?	Then what?  That's it.  That's all I got.
guy says he made the trade in gillette, wyoming sometime in the fall of oh-nine.	Then what?
thank you.	He says he got it from a woman.  Doesn't remember her name but she fits the description you gave like a glove.
he got the car in a trade for his old pick-up and some food...no bill of sale or nothing.  it was right after the pulse so all the dmv records were wiped.  so we don't get anything on the seller.  except i actually managed to find this guy, six hours on the phone... say thank you.	Thank you.
who's this guy?  this isn't who we're looking for...her name was hannah.	He got the car in a trade for his old pick-up and some food...no bill of sale or nothing.  It was right after the pulse so all the DMV records were wiped.  So we don't get anything on the seller.  Except I actually managed to find this guy, six hours on the phone... Say thank you.
sorry, i was seven at the time.	Who's this guy?  This isn't who we're looking for...her name was Hannah.
i got a hit on the car.  an oh-five tahoe, blue, with wyoming tags... agt349... it wasn't easy 'cause you were off in one of the numbers.	Sorry, I was seven at the time.
right here someplace.	I got a hit on the car.  An oh-five Tahoe, blue, with Wyoming tags... AGT349... It wasn't easy 'cause you were off in one of the numbers.
my name's not kid.  it's client.  as in the person who pays for your opulent lifestyle.  now, you got something for me or not?	Right here someplace.
you got a punk-ass mouth on you, kid.	My name's not kid.  It's client.  As in the person who pays for your opulent lifestyle.  Now, you got something for me or not?
yeah, does kinda break the elegant atmosphere you got goin' on here.	You got a punk-ass mouth on you, kid.
you drive away business roarin' in like that.	Yeah, does kinda break the elegant atmosphere you got goin' on here.
you did.	You drive away business roarin' in like that.
i asked you to keep that thing outside.	You did.
i say hang the bastard out to dry, let her see him for the heel he is, then maybe she'll step to the all-girl team and let mama-licious ease her pain.	But, of course, there's nothing self- serving in that scenario.
besides, think of the drama i'm sparing natalie.	I say hang the bastard out to dry, let her see him for the heel he is, then maybe she'll step to the all-girl team and let mama-licious ease her pain.
only one i can think of.	Besides, think of the drama I'm sparing Natalie.
they don't have a lot of moving parts.	Only one I can think of.
so are dogs.	They don't have a lot of moving parts.
they're prisoners to their genes.	So are dogs.
please...	They're prisoners to their genes.
and because i actually kinda feel sorry for guys sometimes.	Please...
friends don't help other friends cheat.	And because I actually kinda feel sorry for guys sometimes.
and because he's my friend.	Friends don't help other friends cheat.
unlikely.	And because he's my friend.
yeah, 'cause maybe he's learned his lesson.	Unlikely.
you're actually gonna bail sketchy out.	Yeah, 'cause maybe he's learned his lesson.
where?	It's a secret.
gotta go.	Where?
more like a mystery... which isn't bad. it's just kinduv...mysterious...	Gotta go.
a fog bank.	More like a mystery... Which isn't bad. It's just kinduv...mysterious...
and back at ya.  only there's a part of you that's... i don't know--	A fog bank.
because you're probably my closest friend in the whole world.	And back at ya.  Only there's a part of you that's... I don't know--
long enough for you to pretty much read me like a book, right?	Because you're probably my closest friend in the whole world.
a long time.	Long enough for you to pretty much read me like a book, right?
how long you and me known each other?	A long time.
if i knew what you were saying, i wouldn't be asking.	How long you and me known each other?
you know what i'm saying.	If I knew what you were saying, I wouldn't be asking.
a little what?	You know what I'm saying.
hell yeah.  there's not the slightest grain of truth in anything that idiot was saying.  you are a totally down-ass female and a straight-up friend who happens to be a little...	A little what?
yeah.	Hell yeah.  There's not the slightest grain of truth in anything that idiot was saying.  You are a totally down-ass female and a straight-up friend who happens to be a little...
he was just trying to blame you 'cause he's a slut.	Yeah.
no.	He was just trying to blame you 'cause he's a slut.
you're not seriously buying into darren's nonsense.	No.
tell me the truth.  am i a female fog bank?	You're not seriously buying into Darren's nonsense.
what?	Tell me the truth.  Am I a female fog bank?
that's odd...	What?
you're way more philosophical than i could ever be.	I just don't go in with any expectations.
what guys do.  'nother order.	You're way more philosophical than I could ever be.
craps all over everything and everyone and then wants mommy to forgive him.	What guys do.  'Nother order.
straight.	Shame, wastin' a girl like that on a guy, but what're you gonna do?
now, why can't i find a girlfriend like that?  brings him lunch everyday, thoughtful, sweet, legs from here to there--	Straight.
no, but i broke a nail giving him a cranium crack and that just sort of wrecks your day, know what i'm saying?	Now, why can't I find a girlfriend like that?  Brings him lunch everyday, thoughtful, sweet, legs from here to there--
at least he didn't swing with your ride.	No, but I broke a nail giving him a cranium crack and that just sort of wrecks your day, know what I'm saying?
caught some son-of-a-bitch stealing my bike.  used a car jack to blow out my u lock and bent a bunch of spokes.  so now i gotta get my wheels fixed.	At least he didn't swing with your ride.
morning, sunshine...	Caught some son-of-a-bitch stealing my bike.  Used a car jack to blow out my U lock and bent a bunch of spokes.  So now I gotta get my wheels fixed.
you get it when i get her.	Okay...idea.  Compromise, right?  Bruno here comes with me.  He holds the money until mommy shows up, then we close escrow.  What you do with her after I'm gone doesn't keep me awake nights.
can you put that in a bag or something?	You get it when I get her.
she's got my word.	She's gonna want to hear for herself.
she's gonna need to know that her little girl's alright.	She's got my word.
make the call.	She's gonna need to know that her little girl's alright.
i have sincere eyes.	Make the call.
and she bought that?	I have sincere eyes.
i told her it's just business to you, that all you want is a reasonable solution to this.  you give her daughter back, she agrees to leave the country.  i play the guarantor, drive her down to mexico tonight, and put her on a train to brazil or wherever.	And she bought that?
so, how do you get the woman to come to me?	I told her it's just business to you, that all you want is a reasonable solution to this.  You give her daughter back, she agrees to leave the country.  I play the guarantor, drive her down to Mexico tonight, and put her on a train to Brazil or wherever.
look, you're a player... i'm bringing you this on a plate, and my fee is just the normal cost of doing business.	Pull the cash.
who are you?	What, you gonna put me on your Christmas card list?
i actually know how this works.	You're gonna pay me fifty thousand dollars...
only way you're ever gonna find out is reincarnation... fact is, you are gonna pay me, and i am gonna provide you with a service.	I actually know how this works.
quite a mouth on a girl so young...  ...but my guess is talking is not what it does best.	Only way you're ever gonna find out is reincarnation... Fact is, you are gonna pay me, and I am gonna provide you with a service.
right after you change your wardrobe, your personality and drop about thirty pounds.	Quite a mouth on a girl so young...  ...but my guess is talking is not what it does best.
not right now?  okay, when?	Right after you change your wardrobe, your personality and drop about thirty pounds.
not right now.	Not right now?  Okay, when?
i'll bet you can.  sit.	Not right now.
yeah, i can see to it your winning streak continues.	I'll bet you can.  Sit.
tell everybody hey.	You can tell 'em yourself tomorrow.
here's the dealio on eyes only.  he's probably some wack rich dude sitting around in a trick-ass apartment, bored stupid.  so he gets off on scarin' the poop outta folks like you-- i gotta go.	Tell everybody hey.
what if he's on the level?	Here's the dealio on Eyes Only.  He's probably some wack rich dude sitting around in a trick-ass apartment, bored stupid.  So he gets off on scarin' the poop outta folks like you-- I gotta go.
don't believe everything you hear on tv.	What if he's on the level?
i know what i got, max.  they put me back on that drug they're giving the other vets.  only the guy does those cable hacks says the stuff's no good.	Don't believe everything you hear on TV.
probably a touch of what's going around.	I know what I got, Max.  They put me back on that drug they're giving the other vets.  Only the guy does those cable hacks says the stuff's no good.
feel like the dog's dinner.	Probably a touch of what's going around.
playing hooky again?	Feel like the dog's dinner.
it's payday, need me to pick up your check?	You're the best, Maxie.
that was extreme!  did you see that one guy--	Shut-up...
okay, okay, okay--	Say the words, "I understand."
you were trying to have it both ways and you were being completely selfish.  and if i ever find out you're going out the back door on natalie again, you're the one who's gonna be hanging by your ankles three stories up.  understand?	Okay, okay, okay--
true, but--	You were trying to have it both ways and you were being completely selfish.  And if I ever find out you're going out the back door on Natalie again, you're the one who's gonna be hanging by your ankles three stories up.  Understand?
none of this would've happened if you had exercised even a smidgen of good judgement or self-restraint, which you didn't.	True, but--
she was the one--	None of this would've happened if you had exercised even a smidgen of good judgement or self-restraint, which you didn't.
you would be making a mistake to come away from this thinking she's the villain in the piece... you are.	She was the one--
she's toxic...monster in bed, but toxic.	You would be making a mistake to come away from this thinking she's the villain in the piece... You are.
lydia may not have been one of humanity's finer specimens but--	She's toxic...monster in bed, but toxic.
no, i'm serious.  that psycho got exactly what she deserved... yes.	Lydia may not have been one of humanity's finer specimens but--
easy sketchy.	No, I'm serious.  That psycho got exactly what she deserved... Yes.
you rock, max.  you... rock...	Easy Sketchy.
max, what did i do to deserve a friend like you?	You don't.
i'll give it my best shot.	Max, what did I do to deserve a friend like you?
she came by the apartment once already. fortunately, i'd disconnected the doorbell as a precaution... lydia's not gonna back off until she gets her pound of flesh.	I'll give it my best shot.
and we're sure lydia's gonna make her move?	She came by the apartment once already. Fortunately, I'd disconnected the doorbell as a precaution... Lydia's not gonna back off until she gets her pound of flesh.
convinced her she needed to visit her mom in san mateo.	And we're sure Lydia's gonna make her move?
how'd you get her out of town?	Convinced her she needed to visit her mom in San Mateo.
i just don't want natalie to ever find out.  she deserves better.	How'd you get her out of town?
or, i dissolve into an angry, hysterical wreck who never wants to see your lying ass again, which is probably what would really happen.	I just don't want Natalie to ever find out.  She deserves better.
but you explain that you're a compassionate and understanding person who can find it in your heart to forgive me.	Or, I dissolve into an angry, hysterical wreck who never wants to see your lying ass again, which is probably what would really happen.
--a philandering pig.	But you explain that you're a compassionate and understanding person who can find it in your heart to forgive me.
she tells you how i've been--	--a philandering pig.
you set up on lydia.  when she's on her way over to the apartment you give me the heads up.  i answer the door and pretend to be natalie.	She tells you how I've been--
so you're straight on how this is gonna go down.	You set up on Lydia.  When she's on her way over to the apartment you give me the heads up.  I answer the door and pretend to be Natalie.
and why should she?	Look Max, I made a terrible mistake.  One I'll never, ever make again.  Natalie and I are soulmates.  I know that now.  She's the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.  I guess it took the thought of losing her for me to understand that.
even if she doesn't dump me, which is unlikely, she'd never be able to trust me again.	And why should she?
what happens if you level with her?	Even if she doesn't dump me, which is unlikely, she'd never be able to trust me again.
who either doesn't care, or could have me killed.  either way, natalie's still gonna find out.	What happens if you level with her?
fight fire with fire.  threaten to go to her husband.	Who either doesn't care, or could have me killed.  Either way, Natalie's still gonna find out.
she's as much as said so.  but she doesn't want to share her toy with anyone else... it's just an ego thing with her.	Fight fire with fire.  Threaten to go to her husband.
a toy?	She's as much as said so.  But she doesn't want to share her toy with anyone else... It's just an ego thing with her.
i'm a toy to her.	A toy?
and lydia telling natalie the truth makes you a victim in what way?	I'm a toy to her.
lydia.	And Lydia telling Natalie the truth makes you a victim in what way?
does this person have a name?	Lydia.
she had me followed the other day and found out about natalie.  now, this person's demanding i blow her off or she'll do it for me by telling nat about us.	Does this person have a name?
then a sympathetic mouth, then a sympathetic--	She had me followed the other day and found out about Natalie.  Now, this person's demanding I blow her off or she'll do it for me by telling Nat about us.
exactly.	Then a sympathetic mouth, then a sympathetic--
and you were a sympathetic ear.	Exactly.
hear me out.  this person i've been seeing is a jam pony client who happens to be married--	And you were a sympathetic ear.
really?	Hear me out.  This person I've been seeing is a Jam Pony client who happens to be married--
i'm the victim here.	Really?
here it comes.  the part where the guy turns everything around.	I'm the victim here.
but there's another side--	Here it comes.  The part where the guy turns everything around.
you left out condescending.	But there's another side--
lame, self-serving, arrogant...guilty as charged.	You left out condescending.
or do you think we're just so grateful to have one of you idiots we'll look the other way, which is arrogant and condescending.	Lame, self-serving, arrogant...guilty as charged.
max--	Or do you think we're just so grateful to have one of you idiots we'll look the other way, which is arrogant and condescending.
do guys actually believe their lame, self- serving excuses?	Max--
i know what you're thinking.  but the truth is, this other person is not someone i'm in love with.  as a matter of fact, after what she just did, she's not even someone i like much.  so in a technical sense, i'm not sure you could call me and her cheating...officially.	Do guys actually believe their lame, self- serving excuses?
i don't see how you cheating on natalie involves me.	I know what you're thinking.  But the truth is, this other person is not someone I'm in love with.  As a matter of fact, after what she just did, she's not even someone I like much.  So in a technical sense, I'm not sure you could call me and her cheating...officially.
you blew off your girlfriend last night, even though it was the big one-oh.  i'd be pissed off too if i was her.	Not half as pissed as she's gonna be when she finds out why I blew her off... I need your help, Max.
we gotta talk.	What's up?
hey, sketchy--	We gotta talk.
right, the big one-oh.	But I'll take a rain check...
i gotta meet natalie for dinner.	Right, the big one-oh.
quitting time.  grab a cold one?	I gotta meet Natalie for dinner.
catch you back at the wall.	Later.
hot run to 842 beulah, corner of haight... and you can tell your pal theo he just got his worthless ass fired. not that he cares but the wife and kid might.	Theo's dead.
what about this?	I'm taking the rest of the day off 'cause I'm not feeling so hot.
tell him i took the day off 'cause i wasn't feeling so hot.	What about this?
fourteen-thirteen market.  get a signature, then take it to this address... by the way, that guy who was in here sniffing after you yesterday called twice already.	Tell him I took the day off 'cause I wasn't feeling so hot.
you tell theo he's not in tomorrow he can start looking for another job.	I don't know how to break this to you, Normal, we're all looking for another job.
how 'bout you don't break my sneakers on this.  the guy is seriously not well.	You tell Theo he's not in tomorrow he can start looking for another job.
for a change.	How 'bout you don't break my sneakers on this.  The guy is seriously not well.
he's sick.	For a change.
and theo can't pick up his own check because?...	He's sick.
i don't sleep... theo asked me to pick up his check.	And Theo can't pick up his own check because?...
more like deployed in bed asleep.	I don't sleep... Theo asked me to pick up his check.
what's the difference if i'm on call here or deployed in the field.	More like deployed in bed asleep.
i want you on call here.	What's the difference if I'm on call here or deployed in the field.
i was on call.	I want you on call here.
this is a hot run.  beat it.  you're late.	I was on call.
amanda, as ironic as this is gonna sound, i can't take any money for... i'm no midnight cowboy, y'know. it would only cheapen the whole deal for me.	I'm not paying you for the lovemaking, Hawk. I just want you to have whatever you needed the money for when you took me up on my offer.
he's a little spoiled, but i know he does.	Well, shame on him if he doesn't.
and he loves you back, doesn't he?	He's a little spoiled, but I know he does.
more than anything in the world.	And he loves you back, doesn't he?
no, i mean... you love your son?	More than anything in the world.
i just told you, he's a big, hairy...	No, I mean... you love your son?
you love him?	I just told you, he's a big, hairy...
believe it or not, you still have a way to go before you start competing with my soon-to-be-ex-husband... the champion of lousy lovemaking. the man who thinks he's the biggest and the best... the man who thinks every secretary, stewardess, and cocktail waitress he fucks should lick his feet for the honor. the man for whom faking it was invented. christ, if i hadn't gotten pregnant with our son, i would have never known i even had sex with the prick.	You love him?
well, amanda, this has been quite a night. so far you've seen me and my dick throw up.  what's next? projectile diarrhea?  man. what a stud, huh?	Believe it or not, you still have a way to go before you start competing with my soon-to-be-ex-husband... the champion of lousy lovemaking. The man who thinks he's the biggest and the best... The man who thinks every secretary, stewardess, and cocktail waitress he fucks should lick his feet for the honor. The man for whom faking it was invented. Christ, if I hadn't gotten pregnant with our son, I would have never known I even had sex with the prick.
well. obviously no one you have to worry about... woody.	My name's not Woody, it's Haw-haw...
who's whiskey dick?	Well. Obviously no one you have to worry about... Woody.
better ease up then, hawk. wouldn't want to give you whiskey dick would we?	Who's Whiskey Dick?
whoa. some of this hard liquor's a tad too manly for me. i'm a brewski man myself.	Better ease up then, Hawk. Wouldn't want to give you whiskey dick would we?
gin.	Whoa. Some of this hard liquor's a tad too manly for me. I'm a brewski man myself.
what the hell is that?	Gin.
huh?	I'd be in a position to spend some money on you if you'd get in a position and spend some time on me.
don't be so glum, hawk. the night's still young and filled with plenty of compensatory possibilities.	Huh?
right, well, thanks for the drinks and stuff, amanda, but there's no reason for me to stick around these parts anymore.	Don't be so glum, Hawk. The night's still young and filled with plenty of compensatory possibilities.
you're too kind. i'm amanda.	Right, well, thanks for the drinks and stuff, Amanda, but there's no reason for me to stick around these parts anymore.
thanks, miss.	You're too kind. I'm Amanda.
i-i c-can't...	Look, people undress in public because, A, they're exhibitionists, B, they're nutcases, or C, they need the money. I can tell you're not A, and I hope to hell you're not B. So my suggestion is, think about why you're a C and let your body party, shake your groove thing, boogie oogie oogie till you just can't boogie no more.
you're not gonna chicken out on me now, are you? we've got your kiss song playing and everything.	I-I c-can't...
oh, dicky, i c-c-can't...	You're not gonna chicken out on me now, are you? We've got your KISS song playing and everything.
whoa... she is a killer.	Amanda Finch. Her ex is one of the wealthiest businessmen in Detroit. Play your cards right and you could hit paydirt. She like 'em young.  And since you look a little new at this, let me give you three words of advice. Hard to get. Think it, act it, know it, be it. Nothing a woman loves more than when you beat her at her own head games.
save your money, stud muffin. the lady at the end of the bar sends her love.	Whoa... she is a killer.
sure, i have. but not one with ice in it, that's all.	Save your money, stud muffin. The lady at the end of the bar sends her love.
you mean you never seen a jack daniels on the rocks before?	Sure, I have. But not one with ice in it, that's all.
what's that?	You mean you never seen a Jack Daniels on the rocks before?
you kidding? this is detroit. drink?	Yeah, a man's drink...
got any kiss?	You kidding? This is Detroit. Drink?
pick a song, hawk.	Got any KISS?
hawk.	Pick a song, Hawk.
you're a little scrawny, but thanks to the concert we're low on amateurs. name?	Hawk.
coming dad.  i'll call you. soon as we get a phone. bye.	Bye.
tell me about it. church will never be the same again.	Coming dad.  I'll call you. Soon as we get a phone. Bye.
let's not think about the past. let's just think about from today on. i'll never forget you, jam.	Tell me about it. Church will never be the same again.
i feel like such an idiot. why didn't i just say something a year and a half ago? man, think of how much time we wasted.	Let's not think about the past. Let's just think about from today on. I'll never forget you, Jam.
that'd be great. hey, maybe someday your band'll play there. it's a college town, you know?	I feel like such an idiot. Why didn't I just say something a year and a half ago? Man, think of how much time we wasted.
nah. once i get my own wheels, i could come up all the time.	That'd be great. Hey, maybe someday your band'll play there. It's a college town, you know?
ann arbor isn't... that far from cleveland, right?	Nah. Once I get my own wheels, I could come up all the time.
ann arbor?	My dad's company is relocating him. We're moving. That's why I was acting so freaky in school today. I thought it was the last time I'd ever see you. Anyway, open the box. I would have given it to you this morning, except... like I said, I was freaking out.
i have all your notebook doodles memorized, jam... here.	Ann Arbor?
peter criss is my inspiration, man. if i paid a hundred bucks for a kiss show and all i saw was his solo, i'd consider it... money... hey, how'd you know that?	I have all your notebook doodles memorized, Jam... Here.
your man is the drummer, peter criss, right?	Peter Criss is my inspiration, man. If I paid a hundred bucks for a KISS show and all I saw was his solo, I'd consider it... money... Hey, how'd you know that?
i dunno. i think he had the piece of skin under his tongue removed so he could stick it out farther. i'm not too up on gene trivia.	Your man is the drummer, Peter Criss, right?
so. is it true that gene simmons had a cow's tongue grafted onto his real one? y'know, to make it so long?	I dunno. I think he had the piece of skin under his tongue removed so he could stick it out farther. I'm not too up on Gene trivia.
right, slow...	Oh, screw it!
we've got to take this slow...	Right, slow...
you don't know how long i've been waiting to hear that... jam!	We've got to take this slow...
beth, i can't believe you just said that because that's exactly how i've always felt about you... call me jam. it's my band name.	You don't know how long I've been waiting to hear that... Jam!
i've loved you ever since i first laid eyes on you, jeremiah. i've just always been too scared to show it.	Beth, I can't believe you just said that because that's exactly how I've always felt about you... Call me Jam. It's my band name.
i don't care. i wanna hear more.	I've loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you, Jeremiah. I've just always been too scared to show it.
i didn't mean for that to be so... intense. forgive me.	I don't care. I wanna hear more.
beth? i can't believe it.	Believe it.
jeremiah?	Yeah?
it's okay.	Jeremiah?
sorry.	It's okay.
no problem.	Thanks.
oh, god, how calculating of me to lead you all on like that after you offered me a ride in the middle of nowhere.	Whatever... stella.
you got in the car, didn't you?	Oh, God, how calculating of me to lead you all on like that after you offered me a ride in the middle of nowhere.
tease? what the hell did i do to tease you mongoloids?	You got in the car, didn't you?
so, are you, like, gonna polish our nobs, or what?	What? That's disgusting!
what's it worth to you?	What the hell is that supposed to mean?
oh, great. i just hitched a ride with a bunch of potheads... i'm hooking up with some people at this funky place in downtown detroit called disco inferno. mind droppin' me there?	What's it worth to you?
any luck?	Plenty, but it was all bad.
one more time in english.	For the next hour and a half it's every dude for himself. Try to get at least one ticket and at 8:30 P.M. we'll meet over there.
...at twenty-thirty hours.	One more time in English.
waitaminit, dudes! i got it! we find four really small kids, beat the shit outta them and steal their tickets. what do you think?	Brilliance, Trip. Sheer brilliance. Give Albert Einstein here the Nobel Prize.
so maybe we got enough for one ticket. fuck!	Waitaminit, dudes! I got it! We find four really small kids, beat the shit outta them and steal their tickets. What do you think?
i have one question. how could a kid who wails on the drums like it's the only thing keeping him alive even think of such a femmy thing to say?	Really, Jam, you tryin' to make us barf?
what was that d.j.'s name again?	Oh, I'll remember it till the day I die. His name was... Simpleton the Simian? No, Samson Samoan... No, simply, similar...
you call that john travolta/denny terio shit dancing? i wouldn't dance like that in private if you paid me.	Disco blows dogs for quarters.
what's in sandusky?	Pizza, and I been jones-in' for a pizza ever since we left St. Bernard's.
let's stop in sandusky, hawk.	What's in Sandusky?
totally. all i've had for chow was a packet of pop rocks and a yoo-hoo.	Let's stop in Sandusky, Hawk.
i'm starvin' and it's way past lunchtime.	Totally. All I've had for chow was a packet of Pop Rocks and a Yoo-hoo.
just for the record, i understood the last part of what you said, but for a while there you guys were making no fucking sense whatsoever.	I was just explaining to Lex here what you and I already know. Just had to make it a little more complicated so he'd understand.
well, the least we, his only buds in the world, can do is take him along with us tonight and give him one last curl before he starts serving his sentence.	Just for the record, I understood the last part of what you said, but for a while there you guys were making no fucking sense whatsoever.
namely?	Our band "Mystery" is a quartet and we can't go on the road without our drummer. Jam's mom said something about sending him to St. Bernard's, right? We gotta bust him out before we go anywhere.
this is the best thing that ever happened to me at school! not only are we on again for kiss in detroit, but we're actually sitting right at the fifty yard line! i dare you dudes to find a curlier scenario.	Stan Lee couldn't think of a better one.
wonder if you could smoke shit out of this?	Maybe some tunage'll chase those blues away.
yeah.	For once Lex is right. It's over. Things can't get any worse from here.
what are you, high?	Yeah.
no... you don't think...?	Nah. Couldn't be.
i found the volvo.	Tickets?
okay, one of us sneaks in, gets four ticket stubs off some kids in the audience, comes back out, and we all "re-enter" the concerto. voila!	Still too risky for my money.  We're running out of time here. This is KISS! A victory for one is a victory for the team. I'm sure I can barter with a scalper, but if you dudes think you got better plans, go for it. We'll reconvene at that intersection...
four dudes sneaking in? we'd get busted fer sure. bad plan.	Okay, one of us sneaks in, gets four ticket stubs off some kids in the audience, comes back out, and we all "re-enter" the concerto. Voila!
i think we should try sneaking in.	Four dudes sneaking in? We'd get busted fer sure. Bad plan.
...holy shit! i am in absolute trouble! i never should have let you drive, man! absolute fuckin' trouble!	Okay, shut the fuck up, Lex! Now, then, step number one, we find us a scalper. I got...  twenty-five.
cool, bro, now listen up...	...Holy shit! I am in absolute trouble! I never should have let you drive, man! Absolute fuckin' trouble!
...i mean, my mom's got insurance. what's the worst thing she could do? ground me for the entire year? i can handle that...	Cool, bro, now listen up...
now listen up. here's the game plan.	...I mean, my mom's got insurance. What's the worst thing she could do? Ground me for the entire year? I can handle that...
wake up, lex. this is detroit. the cops aren't gonna waste city dollars looking for a swedish car. face it, the volvo's on a cutting board as we speak getting sliced, diced, and julienned by christine, the chop shop gourmet.	Now listen up. Here's the game plan.
here's a suggestion. let's stop worrying about the concert for the time being and get the cops in on this volvo situation.	Wake up, Lex. This is Detroit. The cops aren't gonna waste city dollars looking for a Swedish car. Face it, the Volvo's on a cutting board as we speak getting sliced, diced, and julienned by Christine, the chop shop gourmet.
now there's a woman who totally abuses the privilege of motherhood.	DUDES!
uh... dudes?	Now there's a woman who totally abuses the privilege of motherhood.
what the fuck!	The paint!
jeezis, hawk, can you at least keep it within twenty miles of the speed limit?	Lex, am I gonna have to lock you in the trunk till we reach Detroit? Don't worry, these babies are built for speed.
we got you a change of duds when we picked up the car.	Next stop: the 2:45 to Detroit Rock City!
now, how are we gonna do this?	Gimme a second, dudes. Lemme think.
ok, dudes, follow my lead.	Wait a minute. We ditching the rest of school?
curly.	Ok, dudes, follow my lead.
very funny, hawk. okay, i'm in on this hare-brained scheme, but if anything happens to my mom's car, i'm blaming you. i'll say you drugged me or something.	Curly.
the hypothetical temperature characterized by the absence of heat and even the slightest amount of molecular activity? yeah, i'm vaguely familiar	Well, Jam is in absolute trouble. He couldn't get any deeper into shit if he was a fly sitting in a horse's ass. You know as well as me he'd give his right arm just to see Peter Criss's drum solo, never mind a whole KISS concert, check?
there's only so much trouble an individual can get into till it just doesn't matter anymore, lex. you familiar with a condition known as absolute zero?	The hypothetical temperature characterized by the absence of heat and even the slightest amount of molecular activity? Yeah, I'm vaguely familiar
sunday, but...	Then lighten up. She'll never know we touched it. Alright, here's the plan. We bus it to chez Lex, grab the Volvo, bail Jam the hell outta St. Bernard's and arrive at the train station precisely on time for the 2:45 to Detroit.
and when is she due back from that groinecologist's convention anyway?	Sunday, but...
hawk, all i need is one ding on the volvo and presto! there are my balls hanging from the rearview mirror after she gets back from cincinnati.	And when is she due back from that groinecologist's convention anyway?
damn straight we are.	Hawk, all I need is one ding on the Volvo and presto! There are my balls hanging from the rearview mirror after she gets back from Cincinnati.
we are not stealing my mom's car.	Damn straight we are.
so? your mom's car has a cb, radar detector and cruise control, check?	We are not stealing my mom's car.
but... but, st. bernard's is way the hell over in the next county!	So? Your mom's car has a CB, radar detector and cruise control, check?
too bad we're stuck in electronics or...	Never mind with the too bad shit. I got a crazy plan, but only the craziest among us can pull it off.
i have never heard a girl squeeze cheese in my entire life.	Weird...
whoa... she just farted.	I have never heard a girl squeeze cheese in my entire life.
i've been in love with her since the second grade.	Whoa... she just farted.
that's sherry vanhafton.	I've been in love with her since the second grade.
second floor girls' john! two minutes! he'll never look there!	Check!
yeah, she gives you shit and you take it.	Okay, enough. Enough. Gimme the tickets. I wanna hold onto them.
shit, that dork is jam.	YO, DOOFUS!
will somebody please tell those chicks disco is dead.	Stellas. I hate stellas almost as much as I hate dogs.
how would you like a nice hawaiian punch?	Sure.
okay. ahem! you. are. a. dick. with. ears. and. a. really. bad. haircut.	Oh, yeah...?
excuse me, i'm a little deef-a- hearin'. can you repeat yourself?	Okay. Ahem! You. Are. A. Dick. With. Ears. And. A. Really. Bad. Haircut.
well, let's recap, shall we? you slapped all of us, yelled at me, used my head for a rag, threw me on the ground and tossed our love gun 8- track under the wheels of a passing semi.  so, if the lesson was that you're a dick with ears and a really bad haircut, then, yes... i'd say we learned it.	Excuse me, I'm a little deef-a- hearin'. Can you repeat yourself?
are you gettin' wise with me?	No, I'm dumber than a goddamn slug. Now can I please clean your windshield and leave without further ado?
could be.	And if it ain't cleaned off?
do you realize the sheer, goddamn, unadulterated, undiluted, no holds barred, one hundred percent pure as ivory snow, absolutely friggin' stupidity of what you just did?	Hey, disco dude, it's cool...
hey, i invented fake i.d.s, alright. that's not the problem... they're playing disco music in there, man.	Chief, here's a little secret. Drink heavily, your feet will know what to do. Now shit or get off the pot. Do you wanna dance or do you wanna see KISS only on their album covers?
yeah, you're probably too young anyhow.	Hey, I invented fake I.D.s, alright. That's not the problem... They're playing disco music in there, man.
dude, if it were dancing the way fred astaire did it, i'd give it my best shot. i'd learn the steps and practice in my spare time. but this... tribal, ritualistic bullshit, it's way-too-spontaneous for me.	Yeah, you're probably too young anyhow.
guess you don't want to see the greatest show on earth. and in detroit no less. well, take care, chief.	Dude, if it were dancing the way Fred Astaire did it, I'd give it my best shot. I'd learn the steps and practice in my spare time. But this... tribal, ritualistic bullshit, it's way-too-spontaneous for me.
i can't just walk in and take my clothes off. it's embarrasskin.	Guess you don't want to see the greatest show on earth. And in Detroit no less. Well, take care, chief.
you look a little scrawny, but it's worth a shot.	I can't just walk in and take my clothes off. It's embarrasskin.
the easy way.	You look a little scrawny, but it's worth a shot.
where the hell am i gonna scare up that kinda gravy in one hour?	The easy way.
sorry, man, no can do. but i'll be here for a while if you scare up the extra gravy.	Where the hell am I gonna scare up that kinda gravy in one hour?
dude, this is all i got.	Sorry, man, no can do. But I'll be here for a while if you scare up the extra gravy.
go ahead, jam.	We all beat each other up, then, once we're nice and bruised, we run over to the ticket takers and say we got mugged and our tickets were stolen. They gotta let us in then.
well... i still got my idea if anybody will let me speak.	Go ahead, Jam.
but... my plan involves all four of us acting together.	See you at 8:30, Jam. Later.  Dudes? Later.
jam, shut-up! you're not allowed to speak, remember? go use whatever femmy idea you have to get yourself a ticket or four. i don't wanna hear it.	But... my plan involves all four of us acting together.
wait! i know how we can get in!	Jam, shut-up! You're not allowed to speak, remember? Go use whatever femmy idea you have to get yourself a ticket or four. I don't wanna hear it.
i got...	Uh-uh. Don't tell us, Jam. Just show us.
i'm sorry, guys. i thought it was a nice thing to do.	Jam, not another word out of your femmy-ass mouth! Okay, we're here, we got nothing, and we got an hour and a half. We're totally committed. It's time to brainstorm.
it was stolen!	Christine stole it! Asleep, my ass! The stella booted with your mom's wheels.
guys, guys! come on, if this is anyone's fault, it's mine. i was the one who grabbed trip's jacket by mistake. it's my fault and i apologize.	Please, Jam, we're trying to vent some hostility here. Sure the whole thing may be your fault, but who's gonna get pissed off at you?
oh, i'm sorry, trip. what you made was a big, brainless, pile of horse shit. no offense.	Guys, GUYS! Come on, if this is anyone's fault, it's mine. I was the one who grabbed Trip's jacket by mistake. It's my fault and I apologize.
hey, look at the front entrance! a car's pulling out. the parking space from heaven. god is surely smiling down upon us tonight, dudes.	Kind of funny, I thought He'd be pissed as hell at me.
it doesn't mean anything. don't pay attention to him.	Disco Inferno? Disco's infernal morelike.
oh no, jam. i'm not falling for that twice.	Well, couldn't you slow down so I can at least state my case, Hawk? If you don't like it, you can speed up and I'll never mention it again.
don't you think we should at least pull over and offer to clean it off?	What?! Are you mentally deranged, Jam?
if he offers you a slice, you're not the least bit hungry, check?	Check.
all right. after school we double- time it to your house for the tix before heading to the train station for the 2:45 to detroit rock city.	Check.
don't worry about it. they're perfectly safe. we can pick them up after school. my mom won't be home. it's no problem.	All right. After school we double- time it to your house for the tix before heading to the train station for the 2:45 to Detroit Rock City.
they're what?	She was standing right over me when I was changing for fuck's sake.
they're still at my house in trip's jacket.	They're what?
don't be a fembot. so, are you like grounded because of last night, or what?	Of course, but has that ever stopped me before? Besides, my mom's going to some church meeting and won't be back till late. No sweat... See you guys in school.
i'm really sorry about that, man.	Don't be a fembot. So, are you like grounded because of last night, or what?
cool.	I'm really sorry about that, man.
gone!? why would i have the kiss tick...?	Just check whatever you were wearing last night. Now!
the kiss tickets, you nimrod! they're just fuckin' gone! please tell me you have'm!	Gone!? Why would I have the KISS tick...?
what's gone?	The KISS tickets, you nimrod! They're just fuckin' gone! Please tell me you have'm!
anyway, listen up. they're gone!	What's gone?
it's my bullworker.	Anyway, listen up. They're gone!
are you on the crapper with one of those antenna phones? sounds like you're taking a dump the size of butte, montana.	It's my Bullworker.
just listen up, man, cause we are in a quandary.	Are you on the crapper with one of those antenna phones? Sounds like you're taking a dump the size of Butte, Montana.
hawk?	Just listen up, man, cause we are in a quandary.
jam, listen up.	Hawk?
jeremiah... what's gotten into you?	I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! Lord have mercy!!
mom, what're we...?	Just keep your lying, heathenous trap shut, Jeremiah.
i said, i'm sorry!	If you truly are sorry, son, then you better pray like you've never prayed before. God willed me to find those tickets because He wanted to hear from you.  He knows you need help and He wants you to ask Him for it.
what?!	I said, I'm sorry!
if i'm anything like you, i'll deserve him.	What?!
someday you'll have a son just like you, jeremiah. a boy who lies through his teeth, buys demonic records, and smokes the dope just like you.	If I'm anything like you, I'll deserve him.
you mean, you're sending me to... b- b-boarding school?	What else can I do? Oh, records and magazines and comic books are one thing, but tickets? TICKETS? Jeremiah, do you realize what this means? That you're no longer content merely hearing their awful songs or looking at photos of their horrific faces! Now you want to see the devil in the flesh. You want to reach out and touch pure evil... and in Detroit no less!
i made an appointment with father phillip mcnulty at st. bernard's. we're to see him directly where he will register you on the spot.	You mean, you're sending me to... b- b-boarding school?
grounded for the rest of the year?	You're a smart boy, Jeremiah. And so handsome.
now don't forget you're on the honor system tonight. i'll be home a little after one and if you've been partying or playing that satanic kiss music... well, need i remind you of the consequences?	Grounded for the rest of the year?
they're not idiots.	Now don't forget you're on the honor system tonight. I'll be home a little after one and if you've been partying or playing that satanic KISS music... well, need I remind you of the consequences?
but, mom!	Besides, those jeans are so tight I can see your penis.
it's dirty laundry for one thing and for another, you still haven't worn the clothes i bought you. you're skating on thin ice already, young man, so i wouldn't push my luck. now get out of those rags.	But, mom!
change? what's wrong with what i got on?	It's dirty laundry for one thing and for another, you still haven't worn the clothes I bought you. You're skating on thin ice already, young man, so I wouldn't push my luck. Now get out of those rags.
you're going to be late if you don't hurry up and change soon.	Change? What's wrong with what I got on?
ahh, sunshine.	You're going to be late if you don't hurry up and change soon.
uhh... nothing.	Ahh, sunshine.
jeremiah, what are you doing?	Uhh... nothing.
oh, hi, mom.	NOW!
tell you what. you keep guessing and i'll say something when you get it.	Splendid! I love a good game of Name That Nightie.
a bustier?	Tell you what. You keep guessing and I'll say something when you get it.
no. much bet... i mean, much more sinful than that.	A bustier?
was it a teddy?	No. Much bet... I mean, much more sinful than that.
okay... when she peeled off that gown, you'll never guess what she was wearing underneath.	Was it a teddy?
well? continue! continue!	Okay... when she peeled off that gown, you'll never guess what she was wearing underneath.
well, she was a very tempting siren, father. built like you wouldn't believe. so i gave into temptation about a block away from the wedding reception at this little motel that charges by the hour.	Well? Continue! Continue!
oh, this is terrible... please go on.	Well, she was a very tempting siren, Father. Built like you wouldn't believe. So I gave into temptation about a block away from the wedding reception at this little motel that charges by the hour.
i was insulted, so i asked her if i was wreaking some wicked b.o., right? then she said no, she wanted to take a bath with me.	Oh, this is terrible... Please go on.
no...	I was insulted, so I asked her if I was wreaking some wicked b.o., right? Then she said no, she wanted to take a bath with me.
alright, father, here it is. about two weeks ago i went to my cousin's wedding and one of the bridesmaids asked me if i wanted to take a bath.	No...
okay, you better have something really sinful for me this time, son. my patience is worn to threads and your mom will be here any minute.	Alright, Father, here it is. About two weeks ago I went to my cousin's wedding and one of the bridesmaids asked me if I wanted to take a bath.
no.	Well then, I suggest you have a seat on the bench behind you and think of something a little juicier to confess than losing KISS tickets. I realize this is Detroit, but I personally find, what that rock and roll band is all about, to be boring as Lucifer's kingdom. I'll return in a little while.
well, this is a unique confession to say the least, son. and not exactly the most interesting one i've ever heard either. you sure you don't want to talk about... oh, carnal knowledge with a neighborhood girl or impure thoughts about the new student teacher maybe... or how about finding a box of magazines under your dad's bed?	No.
yeah.	Well, this is a unique confession to say the least, son. And not exactly the most interesting one I've ever heard either. You sure you don't want to talk about... oh, carnal knowledge with a neighborhood girl or impure thoughts about the new student teacher maybe... or how about finding a box of magazines under your dad's bed?
that's it?	Yeah.
so, you see if it wasn't for me, me and my friends would be at that kiss concert right now... together.	That's it?
prepare to receive the act of penance. how many sins have you committed since your last confession?	Just one, Father, but boy was it a doozy.
forgive me, father, for i have sinned. this is my first confession in... well... a really long time.	Prepare to receive the Act of Penance. How many sins have you committed since your last confession?
twenty-five more'n i got.	All I got is five. The rest is in the Volvo.
damn, she musta hot wired it. we picked up a professional car thief in the shape of olivia newton-john!	Okay, I'm just a little mad now! Jam, why'd you talk us into picking that bitch up in the first place!?
but we took the keys?	Damn, she musta hot wired it. We picked up a professional car thief in the shape of Olivia Newton-John!
it's gone.	I can see that, bright boy. What happened to it?
really, trip, can we bore holes in your head and use it as a bong so it actually does us some good for a change?	Fuck you, Lex! This whole thing wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you jinxing us. I just made an honest mistake.
man, that weed knocked christine on her ass. she's sleeping like a baby stella.	Let's lift up her shirt.
eyowch! this is one hot pizza!	Trip, huck that out before it stains the upholstery!
well, here we are back at fucking school again.	Huh. St. Bernard's. Figures it's named after a canine.
about fuckin' time if you ask me. i'm just going through the motions till i drop out anyway.	Hello summer detention.
simplicity, hawk.	Simple-icity is more like it. And you guys thought Jam was in trouble before. Wait till Mrs. Bruce finds out he went to that concert with us.
the chinese have a proverb: "that which appears too good to be true, usually is." there's gotta be a catch.	Yeah? I have a saying too, Lex. It goes, "Catch my jizz in your mouth and stop jinxing us, asshole." We're going this time and that's all there is to it.
i did it! i did it! we won!	We won?!
oh, everything's hunky-dory now that the shit hit the fan just like you said it would, you snug sonofabitch! you fuckin' jinxed us!	Smug, Trip! Not snug, smug.
trip, it's not the end of the world, okay? quit acting all squeezed out.	Oh, everything's hunky-dory now that the shit hit the fan just like you said it would, you snug sonofabitch! You fuckin' jinxed us!
wake up, lex! we just watched jam's mom torch our fuckin' kiss tickets! not reo speedwagon! not journey! not the bay city rollers! kiss! if you can think of a better reason to trash a bathroom, i'd sure like to hear it!	Trip, it's not the end of the world, okay? Quit acting all squeezed out.
hey, take it easy, man. this is the girls' crapper, remember?	Wake up, Lex! We just watched Jam's mom torch our fuckin' KISS tickets! Not REO Speedwagon! Not Journey! Not the Bay City Rollers! KISS! If you can think of a better reason to trash a bathroom, I'd sure like to hear it!
i knew it! i knew this was gonna happen! i had a bad feeling since last night. remember? we are so totally fucked!	Waitaminit, dudes! I got it! Maybe we can glue the tickets back together!
that's some sick shit right there. did she comb your ass hair for you too?	If your mom so much as smells those tickets, they're history, and we get screwed outta seeing KISS for the third year in a row, the third year!
yeah, right. she wishes. look at that big ass.	You know what they say about a big ass... big shit.
trip, you fuckin' asshole.	What?
trip, a female gynecologist does not a lesbian make. and even if it did, at least my mom didn't give birth to me while she was on lsd.	Shrooms! And even if it was LSD, I can still give my mom a kiss without smelling the catch of the day.
you're one to talk, lex. your mom's a fuckin' dyke.	Trip, a female gynecologist does not a lesbian make. And even if it did, at least my mom didn't give birth to me while she was on LSD.
poor, jam, man. imagine having to stash your kiss records inside carly simon album covers. no question, mrs. bruce is a psycho-bitch from hell.	You're one to talk, Lex. Your mom's a fuckin' dyke.
jam has yet to do an overnight with us.	I had a nightmare once that something like this might happen. I hope he doesn't get grounded again. If he misses Peter Criss's drum solo, I don't know if he'll be able to handle it.
you heard me, nad breath. my time's precious and i think that's a reasonable price to pay for your sorry life.	Look, I want to live, but I don't know where the fuck I'm gonna find two hundred bucks.
two hundred bucks?	You heard me, nad breath. My time's precious and I think that's a reasonable price to pay for your sorry life.
please, sir, don't kick my ass! i'll do anything to get out of a beating!	Say, Chongo, perhaps we could use some extra cash for tasty snacks at the KISS concert our weasly friend won't be attending.
look, you can have my wallet...	It's not nearly enough, punk.
a tag on your toe. nobody threatens me and lives.	Look, you can have my wallet...
what do you want?	A tag on your toe. Nobody threatens me and lives.
don't try to run, maggot. chongo's an all-state track star in every event.	What do you want?
hey, kid, that's okay. i don't wanna see kiss that ba...	Don't try to run, maggot. Chongo's an all-state track star in every event.
a likely story. hand it over, kid.	No really. My brother's hanging onto it for safe keeping. Please, let me get him for you.
please sir, don't beat me up. i do have a kiss ticket, but not on me.	A likely story. Hand it over, kid.
i don't even think you have a gun!	Neither do I!
not if i shoot first!	I don't even think you have a gun!
don't tempt me, i'll shoot!	Not if I shoot first!
no, you gimme your gun, boy!	Don't tempt me, I'll shoot!
gimme your gun, boy!	No, you gimme your gun, boy!
oh, yeah! you and what army?	The KISS Army!
yeeeehaaawww!! this is totally fuckin' curly, man! thank you god!	Whoa, easy, Trip, this is radio, not "Taxi Driver." Now listen up cause this next part is crucial. Stay on the line so we can get your full name, information, and...
yeah, you did!	Yeeeehaaawww!! This is totally fuckin' curly, man! Thank you God!
i did?	Yeah, you did!
trip? you just got yourself four tickets and four backstage passes to kiss live at cobo hall tonight!	I did?
yeah.	Trip? You just got yourself four tickets and four backstage passes to KISS live at Cobo Hall tonight!
is that your final answer?	Yeah.
gene klein, stanley eisen, paul frehley, and peter...criscula! yeah, that's it!	Is that your final answer?
i should hang up on you right now, but you're the right caller so answer quick or get your battleship sunk. what are the names of the four members of kiss?	Gene Klein, Stanley Eisen, Paul Frehley, and Peter...Criscula! Yeah, that's it!
hello? is this me? i'm trip. am i on the air?	I should hang up on you right now, but you're the right caller so answer quick or get your battleship sunk. What are the names of the four members of KISS?
simple simon on the rock, go caller.	Hello? Is this me? I'm Trip. Am I on the air?
good morning!	Now that's what I like to hear!  Because too many young men and women today are paralysed by their fears. They give in to their feelings of self-doubt... they surrender their bodies to the temptations of drugs, alcohol and premarital sex. Empty solutions. These are toxic chemicals... and disease-spreading behaviour.
are you afraid?	GOOD MORNING!
good morning!	Are you AFRAID?
now that's better... but i still sense some students out there... who are afraid... just to say good morning!	GOOD MORNING!
good morning!	Now that's better... but I still sense some students out there... who are AFRAID... just to say GOOD MORNING!
that's all the gusta you can musta? i said, "good morning!"	Good MORNING!
good morning...	That's all the gusta you can musta? I said, "Good morning!"
good morning, mongrels!	Good morning...
yeah.	Did you know him?
i feel bad for his family.	Yeah.
donnie. donnie darko.	I feel bad for his family.
what was his name?	Donnie. Donnie Darko.
he got smooshed. by a jet engine.	What was his name?
what happened?	He got smooshed. By a jet engine.
horrible accident. my neighbour... he got killed.	What happened?
hi... what's going on here?	Horrible accident. My neighbour... he got killed.
not if you chose to stay within god's channel...	Donnie, I'm afraid I can't continue this conversation. I could lose my job.
you are contradicting yourself, donnie. if we could see our destines manifest themselves visually... then we would be given the choice to betray our chosen destinies. the very fact that this choice exists... would mean that all pre-formed destiny would end.	Not if you chose to stay within God's channel...
if you could see your path or channel growing out of your stomach, you could see into the future. and that's a form of time travel, right?	You are contradicting yourself, Donnie. If we could see our destines manifest themselves visually... then we would be given the choice to betray our chosen destinies. The very fact that this choice exists... would mean that all pre-formed destiny would end.
i'm not following you.	If you could see your path or channel growing out of your stomach, you could see into the future. And that's a form of time travel, right?
if god controls time... then all time is pre-decided. then every living thing travels along a set path.	I'm not following you.
that... is highly unlikely. you're talking about an act of god.	If God controls time... then all time is pre-decided. Then every living thing travels along a set path.
could these wormholes appear in nature?	That... is highly unlikely. You're talking about an act of God.
uhh... sure. and in order for the vessel to travel through time it must find the portal, in this case the wormhole, or some unforeseen portal that lies undiscovered.	Could these wormholes appear in nature?
like a spear that comes out of your stomach?	Uhh... sure. And in order for the vessel to travel through time it must find the portal, in this case the wormhole, or some unforeseen portal that lies undiscovered.
beg pardon?	Like a spear that comes out of your stomach?
like a spear.	Beg pardon?
each vessel travels along a vector path through space-time... along its centre of gravity.	Like a spear.
well... the thing is, nobody remembers their infancy. and anyone who says they do is lying. we think that this would help develop memory earlier in life.	Did you stop and think that maybe infants need darkness? That darkness is part of their natural development.
what effect do you think this would have on an infant?	Well... the thing is, nobody remembers their infancy. And anyone who says they do is lying. We think that this would help develop memory earlier in life.
like a delorean.	A metal craft of any kind.
the basic principles of time travel are there.  so you have the vessel and the portal. and the vessel can be anything. most likely a spacecraft.	Like a DeLorean.
so... that's it?	The basic principles of time travel are there.  So you have the vessel and the portal. And the vessel can be anything. Most likely a spacecraft.
a wormhole with an einstein-rosen bridge, which is, theoretically... a wormhole in space controlled by man.	So... that's it?
-- and be able to find one of these wormholes.	A wormhole with an Einstein-Rosen bridge, which is, theoretically... a wormhole in space controlled by man.
theoretically.	-- and be able to find one of these wormholes.
so... in order to travel back in time, you'd have to have a big spaceship or something that can travel faster than the speed of light --	Theoretically.
so... according to hawking... wormholes might be able to provide a short cut for jumping between two distant regions of space-time.	So... in order to travel back in time, you'd have to have a big spaceship or something that can travel faster than the speed of light --
i know that this is gonna sound kinda weird... but do you know anything about time travel?	So... according to Hawking... wormholes might be able to provide a short cut for jumping between two distant regions of space-time.
donnie.	I know that this is gonna sound kinda weird... but do you know anything about time travel?
dr. monnitoff?	Donnie.
"the last unicorn!" by samantha darko.	Donnie! Give it back!
what happens if you tell mom and dad about this, samantha?	You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal.
when you fall asleep tonight, i'm gonna fart in your face.	I'm telling Mom.
why do i have to sleep with donnie? he stinks.	When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
when can i squeeze one out?	Not until like... eighth grade.
what did you say?	Our saviour...
dea ex machina...	What did you say?
well, if you're innocent, then you have nothing to worry about.	You know what? I think that you did it.
that's not what i heard. now they think i did it.	Well, if you're innocent, then you have nothing to worry about.
i didn't say shit.	That's not what I heard. Now they think I did it.
did you tell them that i flooded the school?	I didn't say shit.
how much longer is this gonna last?	You should already know that.  Watch the movie, Donnie. I have something to show you.
it is the name of my father... and his father before me.	How much longer is this gonna last?
why do they call you frank?	It is the name of my father... and his father before me.
i am so sorry.	Why do they call you Frank?
what happened to your eye?	I am so sorry.
why are you wearing that stupid man suit?	Take it off. I want to see you.
yeah. tell me why you're wearing that stupid bunny suit.	Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
you have a request?	Yeah. Tell me why you're wearing that stupid bunny suit.
you have to do something for me first.	You have a request?
i want to show you something.	You have to do something for me first.
where did you come from?	Do you believe in time travel, Donnie?
you'll know soon enough.	Where did you come from?
who is... we?	You'll know soon enough.
we just want to guide you in the right direction.	Who is... we?
why did you make me flood the school?	We just want to guide you in the right direction.
how can you do that?	I can do anything I want... and so can you...
what'd you do, donnie? what'd you do!	Go home. Go home and tell your parents that everything is going to be just fine.
how old is grandma death?	A hundred and one, I think. Every day she does the same thing. But there's never any mail.
my dad said he found you on the golf course. are you sleepwalking again?	I don't wanna talk about it.
we went to a hotel.	My dad said he found you on the golf course. Are you sleepwalking again?
darko cheats death! man... you're famous! i called you, like, a jillion times last night!	We went to a hotel.
is that a cellar door?	Yeah...
no. frank.	Who's Frank?
why? is this about the book?	No. Frank.
time is running out. we have to go see grandma death. we have to talk to her.	Why? Is this about the book?
come with me.	Where are we going?
what?	There's something you have to know, Gretchen.  Everything is going to be just fine.
i'm so scared... i just keep thinking that something awful has happened. it's my fucking stepdad. i know it.	It's safe here.
yeah, they told me to get out of the house.	I'm so scared... I just keep thinking that something awful has happened. It's my fucking stepdad. I know it.
did you call the cops?	Yeah, they told me to get out of the house.
but you're ok?	Did you call the cops?
i don't know. she didn't leave a note. the house is all messed up.	But you're OK?
where is she?	I don't know. She didn't leave a note. The house is all messed up.
my mom is gone.	Where is she?
hey. you ok?	My mom is gone.
hey.	Hey. You OK?
not now, donnie. it isn't a good time.	Then when? I have to talk to you.
will you please talk to me?	Not now, Donnie. It isn't a good time.
what's wrong with you?	What do you mean?
you want to skip fourth period and go to the ridge?	What's wrong with you?
what? how long was i asleep?	The whole movie. Let's go.
yeah. so the idea is that... you buy these glasses for your infant, and they wear them at night when they sleep.	And inside these glasses are these slide photographs. And each photograph is of something peaceful... or beautiful. Whatever pictures the parent wants to put inside.
infant memory generators.	Yeah. So the idea is that... you buy these glasses for your infant, and they wear them at night when they sleep.
so, we call them... imgs.	Infant Memory Generators.
i know she's here. she never leaves the house.	Maybe she's asleep.
she wrote it.  there are chapters in this book that describe the stuff i've been seeing. it can't just be a coincidence.  will you come see her with me?	I know she's here. She never leaves the house.
oh, yeah.  "the philosophy of time travel". what is this?	She wrote it.  There are chapters in this book that describe the stuff I've been seeing. It can't just be a coincidence.  Will you come see her with me?
the old crazy woman who lives off old gun road.	Oh, yeah.  "The Philosophy of Time Travel". What is this?
who?	The old crazy woman who lives off Old Gun Road.
i've been seeing stuff... a lot of really messed-up stuff.  do you know who grandma death is?	Who?
are you okay?	I've been seeing stuff... a lot of really messed-up stuff.  Do you know who Grandma Death is?
they suspended me for two days.	Are you okay?
we're moving through time.	What?
i always wanted it to be at a time when... when it reminds you how beautiful the world can be.	Yeah. And right now there's some fat guy over there watching us.
no... donnie, wait. i've never...	I always wanted it to be at a time when... when it reminds you how beautiful the world can be.
that's alright... i understand.	No... Donnie, wait. I've never...
you want to kiss me...	That's alright... I understand.
well...	You want to kiss me...
and what?	Well...
you know... we've been going together for a week and a half...	And what?
like... a hawaiian sunset... the grand canyon. things that remind you how beautiful the world can be.	You know... we've been going together for a week and a half...
with, like, images?	Like... a Hawaiian sunset... the Grand Canyon. Things that remind you how beautiful the world can be.
that's not good enough. you've got to go back in time and take all those hours of darkness and pain and replace them... with whatever you wanted.	With, like, images?
why not just buy your baby a night light?	That's not good enough. You've got to go back in time and take all those hours of darkness and pain and replace them... with whatever you wanted.
babies cry because they're afraid of the dark. and because they have no memories... for all they know... every night could be the last forever. like, perpetual darkness.	Why not just buy your baby a night light?
what happened to your neck?	I don't want to talk about it.  So what happened to your neck?
why?	Well... maybe someone is, like... giving you these dream steroids. And sleepwalking ...is someone showing you the way.
do you ever feel as though there's always someone watching you?	Why?
yeah?	Do you ever feel as though there's always someone watching you?
donnie?	Yeah?
and you'd never been there before?	Donnie?
no. every time i wake up somewhere different. sometimes my bike is laying there next to me. like once when i woke up on the edge of this cliff up on carpathian ridge.	And you'd never been there before?
so when you sleepwalk, you go somewhere familiar?	No. Every time I wake up somewhere different. Sometimes my bike is laying there next to me. Like once when I woke up on the edge of this cliff up on Carpathian Ridge.
it's like this big force... that's in your brain. but sometimes it grows bigger... and it spread down into your arms and legs... and it just sends you someplace.	So when you sleepwalk, you go somewhere familiar?
my dad said never wake a sleepwalker... because they could drop dead.	It's like this big force... that's in your brain. But sometimes it grows bigger... and it spread down into your arms and legs... and it just sends you someplace.
no. i just wake up and i look around, try to figure out where i am... how i got there.	My dad said never wake a sleepwalker... because they could drop dead.
so when you sleepwalk, can you remember afterward? like, do you dream?	No. I just wake up and I look around, try to figure out where I am... how I got there.
where are you going?	I'm going home.
sure.	Where are you going?
no... i mean, will you go with me? that's like... what they call it here. going together.	Sure.
where are we going?	No... I mean, will you GO with me? That's like... what they call it here. Going together.
will you go with me?	Where are we going?
that was a compliment.	Will you go with me?
i'm sorry.	That was a compliment.
you're weird.	I'm sorry.
we never would have had this conversation.	You're weird.
why is that?	We never would have had this conversation.
it's a good thing the school was flooded today.	Why is that?
until it withers away.	It's a good thing the school was flooded today.
the best thing about soap is that it's the only thing on earth that can never get dirty. no matter what crap you throw on it... it always rubs off. and there it is again... perfect.	Until it withers away.
wonder where we'll be then.	The best thing about soap is that it's the only thing on earth that can never get dirty. No matter what crap you throw on it... it always rubs off. And there it is again... perfect.
don't knock soap. without it, disease would spread rapidly. if we ran out... you and i would never live to see the year 2000.	Wonder where we'll be then.
you mean soap?	Don't knock soap. Without it, disease would spread rapidly. If we ran out... you and I would never live to see the year 2000.
i mean, the whole sanitation thing. joseph lister... 1895. before antiseptics there was no sanitation, especially in medicine.	You mean soap?
that's easy. antiseptics.	I mean, the whole sanitation thing. Joseph Lister... 1895. Before antiseptics there was no sanitation, especially in medicine.
i should go. for physics. monnitoff says i have to write an essay on the greatest invention ever to benefit mankind.	That's easy. Antiseptics.
what makes you think i'm not?	I should go. For physics. Monnitoff says I have to write an essay on the greatest invention ever to benefit mankind.
donnie darko is a cool name. sounds like a superhero.	What makes you think I'm not?
i'm sorry. i was in jail once.  i accidentally burned down this house. it was abandoned. i got held back in school again. can't drive until i'm eighteen.  i think when i grow up i want to be a painter. or maybe a writer or maybe both. then i'll write a book and draw the illustrations like a comic book. you know, change things.	Donnie Darko is a cool name. Sounds like a superhero.
he fled. they still can't find him.  my mom and i had to change our names and stuff. i thought gretchen sounded kind of cool.	I'm sorry. I was in jail once.  I accidentally burned down this house. It was abandoned. I got held back in school again. Can't drive until I'm eighteen.  I think when I grow up I want to be a painter. Or maybe a writer or maybe both. Then I'll write a book and draw the illustrations like a comic book. You know, change things.
wow. did he go to jail?	He fled. They still can't find him.  My mom and I had to change our names and stuff. I thought Gretchen sounded kind of cool.
he stabbed my mom four times in the chest.	Wow. Did he go to jail?
oh, i... have those too.  what kind of problems does your dad have?	He stabbed my mom four times in the chest.
yeah. my parents got divorced. my mom has a restraining order against my stepdad.  he has... emotional problems.	Oh, I... have those too.  What kind of problems does your dad have?
so... you just moved here?	Yeah. My parents got divorced. My mom has a restraining order against my stepdad.  He has... emotional problems.
fuck them.	So... you just moved here?
i'm not. but you should check your backpack 'cause those guys like to steal shit.	Fuck them.
don't look so freaked.	I'm not. But you should check your backpack 'cause those guys like to steal shit.
sure.	Don't look so freaked.
wanna walk me home?	Sure.
school's cancelled.	Wanna walk me home?
hey...	School's cancelled.
hey...	Hey...
people aren't that simple.	If you don't complete the assignment, you'll get a zero for the day.
well, yeah... ok, but you're not listening to me. there are other things that need to be taken into account here. like the whole spectrum of human emotion. you're just lumping everything into these two categories... and, like, denying everything else.	People aren't that simple.
fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.	Well, yeah... OK, but you're not listening to me. There are other things that need to be taken into account here. Like the whole spectrum of human emotion. You're just lumping everything into these two categories... and, like, denying everything else.
well, life isn't that simple. so what if ling ling kept the cash and returned the wallet? that has nothing to do with either fear or love.	Fear and love are the deepest of human emotions.
the lifeline is divided that way.	Well, life isn't that simple. So what if Ling Ling kept the cash and returned the wallet? That has nothing to do with either fear or love.
i just don't get this. everything can't be lumped into two categories. that's too simple.	The Lifeline is divided that way.
just place an x in the appropriate place on the lifeline.	I just don't get this. Everything can't be lumped into two categories. That's too simple.
i'm sorry, ms. farmer, i just don't get this.	Just place an X in the appropriate place on the Lifeline.
how does it feel to have a wacko for a son?	It feels wonderful.
if i'm lucky.  so... i won't be back until the first. your dad will be back on sunday, so i've put elizabeth in charge until then. she has the car... so she can drive you to your therapy tomorrow.	How does it feel to have a wacko for a son?
do you get to meet ed?	If I'm lucky.  So... I won't be back until the first. Your dad will be back on Sunday, so I've put Elizabeth in charge until then. She has the car... so she can drive you to your therapy tomorrow.
i have to take the girls to los angeles tomorrow.	Do you get to meet Ed?
he can't, samantha. he's been suspended from after-school activities. donnie... are you still with us?  how was your therapy session tonight?	Fine. You know, Dr. Thurman isn't so bad a lady. I can tell her anything.
grandma death.	That is a terrible nickname.
you know... it would be nice to look at you some time... and see my son. i don't recognise this person today.	Then why don't you start taking the goddamn pills?
i stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade, mom.  get out of my room.	You know... it would be nice to look at you some time... and see my son. I don't recognise this person today.
i wish i knew where you went at night.  did you toilet paper the johnson's house?	I stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade, Mom.  Get out of my room.
oh, please tell me, elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?	We will not have this kind of language at the dinner table.
you're such a fuck-ass.	When did you stop taking your medication?
will you still be working at yarn barn? 'cause that's a great place to raise children.	No, a year of partying is enough. She'll be going to Harvard this fall.
i know, dad.	I know I'm not the best... communicator.  But whatever happens in your life... whatever obstacles you come up against... you just say... and do whatever is in your heart. You be honest... and tell the truth... even if they look at you funny... and they will. They'll tell you that you're wrong. They'll call you a fool.  But what you've got to understand, son, is that almost all of those people are full of bullshit... and they're scared of people like you. Because you're smarter than all of them.
you're my only son...	I know, Dad.
a lot of people. teachers. younger kids. it's like they're afraid of me for some reason.  but that's ok... because i know i deserve it.	You're my only son...
who's been giving you weird looks?	A lot of people. Teachers. Younger kids. It's like they're afraid of me for some reason.  But that's OK... because I know I deserve it.
you're right. roberta sparrow was famous for her gem collections. kids used to try and steal stuff from her all the time. over the years... as she got older, she became more and more of a recluse... now she just likes to stay up there all by herself.	I guess she just lost faith in the world.
grandma death.	You know, Roberta Sparrow. We almost hit her with the car the other day.
oh, shit!	Grandma Death.
you tell dr. thurman whatever you want.	Oh, shit!
so we're not supposed to tell anybody what nobody knows?	You tell Dr. Thurman whatever you want.
no... apparently they can't tell us what happened yet. something about a matching serial number that got burned.  but i had to sign a form saying i wouldn't talk to anyone about it.	So we're not supposed to tell anybody what nobody knows?
where it came from?	No... apparently they can't tell us what happened yet. Something about a matching serial number that got burned.  But I had to sign a form saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it.
know what?	Where it came from?
do they know yet?	Know what?
good lord.  so the construction guys say it'll take about a week to fix the roof. damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.	Do they know yet?
it was great. we had peanut-butter sandwiches and apples and honey at snacktime. and then during show-and- tell, my stuffed walrus was a big hit.	Good Lord.  So the construction guys say it'll take about a week to fix the roof. Damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match.
so how was school today?	It was great. We had peanut-butter sandwiches and apples and honey at snacktime. And then during show-and- tell, my stuffed walrus was a big hit.
i think i already have.  but now she won't even talk to me.	Then go find her, Donnie. Don't let her get away.  She was right about the rabbits. Go.
so... will donnie find his cellar door?	I think I already have.  But now she won't even talk to me.
sometimes it's the only thing that keeps us going.	So... will Donnie find his Cellar Door?
cellar door.	Sometimes it's the only thing that keeps us going.
a famous linguist once said... that of all the phrases in the english language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history... that "cellar door" is the most beautiful.	Cellar door.
what's "cellar door"?	A famous linguist once said... that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history... that "Cellar Door" is the most beautiful.
tell them that everything is going to be just fine.  it is up to the children to save themselves these days. because the parents... they don't have a clue.	What's "Cellar Door"?
what do i tell the rest of the class when they ask about you?	Tell them that everything is going to be just fine.  It is up to the children to save themselves these days. Because the parents... they don't have a clue.
thank you, donnie. and you're a good student. lazy... but a good student. unlike most of the others, you question mom and dad's rules.	What do I tell the rest of the class when they ask about you?
that's bullshit. you're a good teacher.	Thank you, Donnie. And you're a good student. Lazy... but a good student. Unlike most of the others, you question Mom and Dad's rules.
i don't know. that's a good question... but suffice to say that i am no longer your english teacher. they fired me.	That's bullshit. You're a good teacher.
where are you going?	I don't know. That's a good question... but suffice to say that I am no longer your English teacher. They fired me.
donnie... it's friday. shouldn't you be off with your friends, scaring old people?	Where are you going?
ms. pomeroy... what's going on?	Donnie... it's Friday. Shouldn't you be off with your friends, scaring old people?
is the death of one species less tragic than another?	Of course. A rabbit is not like us. It has no history books... it has no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I like bunnies and all. They're cute... and they're horny. And if you're cute and horny... then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are... or why you're even alive. But the only thing I've known rabbits to do is have sex as many times as possible before they die.
why should i mourn for a rabbit like it was a human?	Is the death of one species less tragic than another?
because the rabbits are us, donnie.	Why should I mourn for a rabbit like it was a human?
why should we care?	Because the rabbits are us, Donnie.
and when the other rabbits hear of fiver's vision, do they believe him?  it could be the death of an entire way of life, the end of an era.	Why should we care?
who is frank?	A six-foot-tall bunny rabbit.
donnie darko, perhaps, given your recent brush with mass destruction, you can give us your opinion?	Well... they say it right when they are ripping the place to shreds. When they flood the house. That like... destruction is a form of creation. So the fact that they burn the money is... ironic. They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart.  They want to change things.
goodbye, dr. thurman.	Goodbye, Donald.
donald, an atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of a god. you are an agnostic. an agnostic is someone who believes that there can be no proof of the existence of god... but does not deny the possibility that god exists.	Goodbye, Dr. Thurman.
thank you.	Donald, an atheist is someone who denies altogether the existence of a God. You are an agnostic. An agnostic is someone who believes that there can be no proof of the existence of God... but does not deny the possibility that God exists.
your medication. they're placebos. just pills made out of water.	Thank you.
it's too late. i've already ruined my life.	You will survive this... Donald. I promise you that you will survive. You must let me help you.  And when I clap my hands together, you will wake up.
if the sky were to suddenly open up... there would be no law... there would be no rule. there would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made and the people you've touched. the life that has been carved out from your subconscious is the only evidence by which you will be judged... by which you must judge yourself. because when this world ends, there will only be you and him... and no one else.	It's too late. I've already ruined my life.
he's right there... he can read my mind and he'll show me the way out of this. the sky is going to open up... and then he will reveal himself to me.	If the sky were to suddenly open up... there would be no law... there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories... the choices you've made and the people you've touched. The life that has been carved out from your subconscious is the only evidence by which you will be judged... by which you must judge yourself. Because when this world ends, there will only be you and him... and no one else.
where is he, donald?	He's right there... He can read my mind and he'll show me the way out of this. The sky is going to open up... and then He will reveal himself to me.
i can see him right now!	Where is he, Donald?
frank is going to kill.	Who is he going to kill?
what is going to happen?	Frank is going to kill.
when will this happen?	Soon. Time is almost up.
it would have to be god's portal. they will lead me to it. then i will go back in time... and i won't feel regret anymore.	When will this happen?
then how is time travel possible?	It would have to be God's portal. They will lead me to it. Then I will go back in time... and I won't feel regret anymore.
grandma death will teach me how. soon.	Then how is time travel possible?
how is that possible?	Grandma Death will teach me how. Soon.
i have the power to build a time machine.	How is that possible?
where are we going, donald?	I have the power to build a time machine.
where are we going?	Where are we going, Donald?
i think so. i think that's one of the clues. it's a clue that tells us... to keep going.	Where are we going?
god exists because you're horny.	I think so. I think that's one of the clues. It's a clue that tells us... to keep going.
because i'm so horny.	God exists because you're horny.
why?	Because I'm so horny.
i think now that he might...	Why?
if god exists?	I think now that he might...
i have to obey him... because he saved my life. he controls me and i have to obey him or i'll be left all alone... and i'll never figure out what all of this means...	If God exists?
why did you do these things, donnie? did frank tell you to commit these crimes?	I have to obey him... because he saved my life. He controls me and I have to obey him or I'll be left all alone... and I'll never figure out what all of this means...
yes. i flooded my school... and i burned down that pervert's house. i think i only have a few days left... before they catch me.	Why did you do these things, Donnie? Did Frank tell you to commit these crimes?
you've done it again?	Yes. I flooded my school... and I burned down that pervert's house. I think I only have a few days left... before they catch me.
that i did it again.	You've done it again?
what else makes you feel regret?	That I did it again.
regret.	What else makes you feel regret?
how did you feel... being denied those hungry hungry hippos?	Regret.
hungry hungry hippos.	How did you feel... being denied those Hungry Hungry Hippos?
what did you want for christmas that year?	Hungry Hungry Hippos.
they... didn't buy me what i wanted for christmas that year.	What did you want for Christmas that year?
do you wish that you were punished by your parents instead?	They... didn't buy me what I wanted for Christmas that year.
yes. i went to jail.	Do you wish that you were punished by your parents instead?
but you were punished.	Yes. I went to jail.
people get hurt. i don't want to hurt anyone.	But you were punished.
but it was an accident. the house was under construction.	People get hurt. I don't want to hurt anyone.
people get hurt.	But it was an accident. The house was under construction.
is it frank who wants you to destroy the world, to set the world on fire?	People get hurt.
i... i was playing with fire.	Is it Frank who wants you to destroy the world, to set the world on fire?
so, your parents... why did you disappoint them?	I... I was playing with fire.
yes.	So, your parents... why did you disappoint them?
and when i clap my hands together twice, you will wake up. do you understand?	Yes.
yeah... you know...  fucking.	Have you ever made love, Donald?
the good stuff.	Yeah... you know...  Fucking.
i mean... gretchen... she won't even let me kiss her. she says because it's our first kiss... she's, like, waiting for this big... moment or something. i just don't get it. i just want to get it over with so we can move on to the good stuff.	The good stuff.
i know.	I mean... Gretchen... She won't even let me kiss her. She says because it's our first kiss... she's, like, waiting for this big... moment or something. I just don't get it. I just want to get it over with so we can move on to the good stuff.
whoa.  that's ok, dr. thurman, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. i have sexual fantasies all the time too.	I know.
are you embarrassed by these things that you see?	You know... every week I come in here and I tell you stuff... and it's all embarrassing. I tell you stuff that I don't tell anyone else... and you know what? It's your turn, Dr. Thurman. I'm not saying anything else until you tell me something embarrassing about yourself.
yeah, but if i told her about the other stuff about frank...	Are you embarrassed by these things that you see?
have you told gretchen about the spears?	Yeah, but if I told her about the other stuff about Frank...
nothing.	Have you told Gretchen about the spears?
what did you find?	Nothing.
it was just like she described them in her book. like they were alive. the way that they looked... moved... smelled. they were like workers... assigned to each one of us.  i followed my spear... and i found something...	What did you find?
and they grow out of our stomachs?	It was just like she described them in her book. Like they were alive. The way that they looked... moved... smelled. They were like workers... assigned to each one of us.  I followed my spear... and I found something...
i'd like to believe that i'm not... but i've just never seen any proof. so i just choose not to bother with it. it's, like, i could spend my whole life thinking about it... debating it in my head. weighing the pros and cons. and in the end, i still wouldn't have any proof. so... i don't even debate it any more. because it's absurd.  i don't want to be alone.  so, does that make me, like, an atheist?	No. That makes you keep searching.
do you feel alone right now?	I'd like to believe that I'm not... but I've just never seen any proof. So I just choose not to bother with it. It's, like, I could spend my whole life thinking about it... debating it in my head. Weighing the pros and cons. And in the end, I still wouldn't have any proof. So... I don't even debate it any more. Because it's absurd.  I don't want to be alone.  So, does that make me, like, an atheist?
no. she died when i was eight. we couldn't find her for days. she went and crawled underneath our back porch...	Do you feel alone right now?
is callie still around?	No. She died when I was eight. We couldn't find her for days. She went and crawled underneath our back porch...
it reminded me of my dog callie.	Is Callie still around?
how does that make you feel?	It reminded me of my dog Callie.
i think that frank wants me to go to this woman.  she wrote a book about time travel. frank asked me if i believed in time travel. that can't just be a random coincidence.  my dad almost hit her with the car the other day, and she said the creepiest thing. she said that every living creature on this earth dies alone.	How does that make you feel?
a sign from whom?	I think that Frank wants me to go to this woman.  She wrote a book about time travel. Frank asked me if I believed in time travel. That can't just be a random coincidence.  My dad almost hit her with the car the other day, and she said the creepiest thing. She said that every living creature on this earth dies alone.
i don't know. gretchen has a theory. that frank is a sign. i told her i thought it was ridiculous.	A sign from whom?
who is they? is frank part of some larger group?	I don't know. Gretchen has a theory. That Frank is a sign. I told her I thought it was ridiculous.
i don't think so. it's like a tv station. and they're tuned into mine and no one else's.	Who is they? Is Frank part of some larger group?
can anyone else see him?	I don't think so. It's like a TV station. And they're tuned into mine and no one else's.
four times... so far.	Can anyone else see him?
how many times have you seen frank?	Four times... so far.
no, i don't think about fucking my family. that's sick!	Donnie... I want to hear about your friend Frank.
what about your family, donnie?	No, I don't think about fucking my family. That's sick!
i just turn the volume down and think about fucking alyssa milano.	What about your family, Donnie?
who is the boss?	I just turn the volume down and think about fucking Alyssa Milano.
i think... about... "who's the boss?"	Who is the boss?
what else do you think about during school?	I think... about... "Who's the Boss?"
i think about... fucking a lot during school.	What else do you think about during school?
i asked you about school.	I think about... fucking a lot during school.
i think about girls a lot.	I asked you about school.
how are things going at school?	I think about girls a lot.
yes.	How are things going at school?
do you think a lot about girls?	Yes.
gretchen. we're going together now.	Do you think a lot about girls?
what is her name?	Gretchen. We're going together now.
i met a girl.	What is her name?
so, tell me about your day, donald.	I met a girl.
yes.	So, tell me about your day, Donald.
and when i clap my hands twice, you will wake up. do you understand?	Yes.
do you believe that the world is coming to an end?	No.  That's stupid.
into the future.  then he said that the world was coming to an end.	Do you believe that the world is coming to an end?
follow him where?	Into the future.  Then he said that the world was coming to an end.
he said to follow him.	Follow him where?
frank... instructed you... to get out of bed... just before this happened.	He said to follow him.
i don't own a television.	A jet engine fell on my house... landed on my bed. While I was talking to Frank on the golf course.
don't you watch the news?	I don't own a television.
how so?	Don't you watch the news?
i think he saved my life.	How so?
frank.	I think he saved my life.
his name is frank.	Frank.
would you like to talk about this friend?	His name is Frank.
so, i met a new friend.	Would you like to talk about this friend?
all of this... certainly isn't your mother's fault, donald.	So, I met a new friend.
i've been taking it. i just like to make her feel guilty for all of this. you know, abuse her. psychologically.	All of this... certainly isn't your mother's fault, Donald.
your mother said that you've been skipping cycles of your medication.	I've been taking it. I just like to make her feel guilty for all of this. You know, abuse her. Psychologically.
okay, but it has to be a small one.	Everything is going to be just fine.
mom and dad won't be back until sunday night. it's halloween carnival. we should throw a party. we could totally get away with it.	Okay, but it has to be a small one.
congratulations.	Mom and Dad won't be back until Sunday night. It's Halloween Carnival. We should throw a party. We could totally get away with it.
i got in. i'm going to harvard.	Congratulations.
her name is gretchen.	That's a nice name.  OK, let me see it.
yeah... well, that's not the way the world works. if you keep being too honest, the world will eventually find a way to destroy you.	Her name is Gretchen.
i was just being honest.	Yeah... well, that's not the way the world works. If you keep being too honest, the world will eventually find a way to destroy you.
it's not that. i mean mouthing off to your teachers. i'll admit... when dad told me what you said to ms. farmer, i laughed my ass off.	I was just being honest.
well, don't worry... i'm taking my medication.	It's not that. I mean mouthing off to your teachers. I'll admit... when Dad told me what you said to Ms. Farmer, I laughed my ass off.
no i don't.  she worries about you.	Well, don't worry... I'm taking my medication.
because you tell mom everything.	No I don't.  She worries about you.
why would i tell mom?	Because you tell Mom everything.
you're not gonna tell mom, are you?	Why would I tell Mom?
what's her name?	You're not gonna tell Mom, are you?
yeah.	What's her name?
so i hear you have a girlfriend.	Yeah.
what does time travel have to do with philosophy?	Guess who wrote it?
it's called "the philosophy of time travel".	What does time travel have to do with philosophy?
whoa, elizabeth. a little hostile, there. maybe you should be the one in therapy. then mom and dad can pay someone two hundred dollars an hour to listen to all of your thoughts... so we won't have to.	Maybe you'd like to tell Mom and Dad why you stopped taking your medication.
i think you are afraid to ask me for advice. i think that you are a very troubled... confused young man. i think you're searching for answers in all the wrong places.	Well, I think you're the fucking Anti-Christ.
well, gerald, i think you're afraid.	Well, Jim, I think you're full of shit!
gerald.	Well, Gerald, I think you're afraid.
excuse me? what's your name, son?	Gerald.
how much are they paying you to be here?	Excuse me? What's your name, son?
if that's what you think is necessary.	But let me remind you that this treatment is... experimental.
i would like to put him through more hypnotherapy... and increase his medication.	If that's what you think is necessary.
i... what can we do?	I would like to put him through more hypnotherapy... and increase his medication.
he has described lengthy conversations... physical encounters with what i believe to be a manifestation of his subconscious mind.	I... What can we do?
you're telling me my son has an imaginary friend?	He has described lengthy conversations... physical encounters with what I believe to be a manifestation of his subconscious mind.
donnie is experiencing what is commonly called a daylight hallucination.	You're telling me my son has an imaginary friend?
frank?	Donnie is experiencing what is commonly called a daylight hallucination.
frank... the giant bunny rabbit?	Frank?
come again?	Frank... the giant bunny rabbit?
has your son ever told you about frank?	Come again?
what i think is going on with your son.	Well, you know about his past. And when you said to look for signs of aggression... He was recently suspended from school for insulting his gym teacher.
thank you for seeing us... we... just felt that it was time to discuss...	What I think is going on with your son.
he was a year ahead of us?	He died, remember? On the way to the prom.  He was doomed.
frankie feedler. you remember him from high school?	He was a year ahead of us?
what?	Frankie Feedler. You remember him from high school?
so let me get this straight. no airline will claim ownership of the engine. so we have to wait for the faa to decide who fixes my roof.  fuck that. we're taking the money out of savings.	You are entering a new dimension of sight and sound...
our son just called me a bitch.	You're not a bitch.
here are the keys to the taurus. there's plenty of groceries in the fridge. and i left money on the kitchen table. and don't forget...	Don't worry, Mom. Just go, you'll miss your flight.
it is a big deal.	I caught him flushing pills down the toilet. He knows you check the container.
i didn't realise it was such a big deal.	It is a big deal.
how did you know --	I didn't realise it was such a big deal.
no. i took a year off to be with you.  of course i care. don't get angry.  what?	How did you know --
that's enough.	You can suck a fuck.
did you just call me a fuck-ass?	That's enough.
excuse me?	Donnie? You're a dick.
i haven't been accepted yet, mother.	If you think Michael Dukakis will provide for this country prior to the point when you decide to squeeze one out, then I think you're misinformed.
how did this happen?	I guess they made him do it.
yep.	How did this happen?
christ. is that an axe?	Yep.
what else? shit, principal cole, you ain't gonna believe what else.	Christ. Is that an axe?
what else?	What else? Shit, Principal Cole, you ain't gonna believe what else.
i got twelve classrooms full of water. all coming from a busted water main.	What else?
oh, kitty, i don't know. this is so last-minute... eddie is in new york...	Rose... I don't know if you realise how great an opportunity this is for our daughters. This has been a dream of ours for a long time.  Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
yes. and believe me, of all the other mothers i would never dream of asking you, given the predicament with your son. but none of the other mothers are able to go.	Oh, Kitty, I don't know. This is so last-minute... Eddie is in New York...
but now you can't go.	Yes. And believe me, of all the other mothers I would never dream of asking you, given the predicament with your son. But none of the other mothers are able to go.
rose... i have to appear at his arraignment tomorrow morning. and as you know, the girls also leave for los angeles tomorrow morning. now, as their coach... i was the obvious choice to chaperone them on the trip.	But now you can't go.
beg pardon?	Rose... I have to appear at his arraignment tomorrow morning. And as you know, the girls also leave for Los Angeles tomorrow morning. Now, as their coach... I was the obvious choice to chaperone them on the trip.
please! don't say those words.  well... as you can see... many of us are devastated by this news. this is obviously some kind of conspiracy meant to destroy an innocent man. and i have taken it upon myself to spearhead the jim cunningham defence campaign. but unfortunately my civic duties have created a conflict of interest... which involves you.	Beg pardon?
yes, i saw the news. something about a kiddie-porn dungeon.	Please! Don't say those words.  Well... as you can see... many of us are devastated by this news. This is obviously some kind of conspiracy meant to destroy an innocent man. And I have taken it upon myself to spearhead the Jim Cunningham defence campaign. But unfortunately my civic duties have created a conflict of interest... which involves you.
rose, we have a crisis.  i am sure that you are aware of the horrible allegations against jim cunningham.	Yes, I saw the news. Something about a kiddie-porn dungeon.
kitty...	Rose, we have a crisis.  I am sure that you are aware of the horrible allegations against Jim Cunningham.
rose.	Kitty...
kitty, i don't know what to say. they've suspended him for two days.  ever since this jet fiasco, i honestly don't know what has gotten into him.	Rose, I'll tell you this because our daughters have been on dance team together for two years and I respect you as a WOMAN. But after witnessing your son's behaviour today, I have... significant doubts...  Our paths through life must be righteous. I urge you to go home and look in the mirror and pray that your son does not succumb to the path of fear.
do you even know who graham greene is?	I think we've all seen "Bonanza".
excuse me... but what is the real issue here? the pta doesn't ban books from school.	The PTA is here to acknowledge that there is pornography in our school's curriculum.
this meeting of the pta was called to inform the parents of our ongoing investigation...	I AM THE PTA! And I say that this FILTH is directly related to this vandalism.
and how do they do this? they flood the house... by breaking through the water main!	This meeting of the PTA was called to inform the parents of our ongoing investigation...
kitty...	The bottom line... Mr. Cole... is that there is material being taught to our children that is cause for this destructive behaviour.
mr. cole... not only am i a teacher... but i am also a parent of a middlesex child. therefore, i am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.	Kitty...
kitty, i would appreciate... if you could wait...	Mr. Cole... not only am I a TEACHER... but I am also a PARENT of a Middlesex child. Therefore, I am the ONLY person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.
we got eggs, water balloons, and a dozen rolls of toilet paper.	I stole four beers from my dad.
bullshit. smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. that's why papa smurf made her, 'cause the other smurfs were getting too horny.	Not Vanity. He's a homo.
smurfette doesn't fuck.	Bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other smurfs. That's why Papa Smurf made her, 'cause the other smurfs were getting too horny.
no more fuckin' for her.	Smurfette doesn't fuck.
wicked.	No more fuckin' for her.
what is this shit?	Raspberry.
all right! 7:55. everybody goes home.	Let's go to Donnie's house. His parents are both at work.
there's no rule!	Fuck yeah there is! If the bus doesn't show up in thirty minutes, you're supposed to go straight home.
you know, there's, like, this rule. we get to go home at 7:55.	There's no rule!
maybe martha moo finally went nuts and hijacked the bus.	You know, there's, like, this rule. We get to go home at 7:55.
chut up!	Go back to China, bitch!
our baby's going to nationals! lincoln, alabama -- look out!	I'm gonna be on TV! Just like Diane Sawyer.
i just, i just can't believe it. i'm minnesota's american teen princess!	Our baby's going to Nationals! Lincoln, Alabama -- look out!
i gotta work with these women.	Okay, sweetie, that's all right. Let's go. Let's go.
i'm sorry. they're just starin'.	I gotta work with these women.
loretta, don't do that.	I'm sorry. They're just starin'.
i got it! yeah, why don't ya take a...	Loretta, don't do that.
airport ho-jo!	I got it! Yeah, why don't ya take a...
all right, say "airport ho-jo."	Airport Ho-Jo!
right by the airport -- oh, amber...	There's an indoor swimming pool! Ahhhh!
i'll be stayin' overnight at... the airport howard johnsons!	Right by the airport -- Oh, Amber...
what? for chrissakes, spit it out.	I'll be stayin' overnight at... The Airport Howard Johnsons!
it's all the stuff i get to do. oh my god, oh my god... okay, okay... we get a "personal consultation" with a make-up artist -- eeeh! okay, um, there'll be a choreographer to the stars and, oh no -- no way. oh... my... god!	What? For chrissakes, spit it out.
ah! it's from state! oh my god!	It's all the stuff I get to do. Oh my God, oh my God... Okay, okay... We get a "personal consultation" with a make-up artist -- Eeeh! Okay, um, there'll be a choreographer to the stars and, oh no -- No way. Oh... My... God!
this came for you, sweetie.	Ah! It's from State! Oh my God!
i never liked her, but she didn't deserve to die in the belly of a swan like that. the whole thing's just kinda sad and lame at the same time.	This came for you, sweetie.
do you guys want some shots? i'm buyin'.	I never liked her, but she didn't deserve to die in the belly of a swan like that. The whole thing's just kinda sad and lame at the same time.
okay.	Do you guys want some shots? I'm buyin'.
no. it's pure bullshit, sweetie. you're lucky as hell, so you might as well enjoy it. let's get you a root beer float.	Okay.
really?	No. It's pure bullshit, sweetie. You're lucky as hell, so you might as well enjoy it. Let's get you a root beer float.
you stop right there. you are a good person. good things happen to good people.	Really?
i don't know. i just didn't wanna win like this.	You stop right there. You are a good person. Good things happen to good people.
what is wrong with you?	I don't know. I just didn't wanna win like this.
thank god for bunge cords.	...Yah -- well, at least, y'know, I got to perform. And Mom got to see me.  I guess number eight only worked for Diane Sawyer...
oh, mom's okay. they're just givin' her a ride back. she almost blew outta the back of loretta's pick-up on the way over.	Thank God for bunge cords.
loretta, never have kids.	Well God-love-ya for thinkin' I still could.
oh, shut up. i thought it might help you get some sleep.	Loretta, never have kids.
my mom wanted me to have this?	Oh, shut up. I thought it might help you get some sleep.
you-betcha.	My mom wanted me to have this?
really, loretta?	You-betcha.
that was your mom. she wanted you to have this.	Really, Loretta?
"once a carnie, always a carnie."	Oh-yah.
hell-no, she ain't quittin'.	No. Mom said if I did, she'd look up my dad and marry him.
oh my god. i'm so dead...	Yeah, you betcha...
simple. just say, "mom, i know you sacrificed everything -- relationships, dreams -- your tummy, ass and thighs -- all to bring me into this world. all so i could have tap lessons and be in the pageant -- the same one you were in. but, y'know what? i'm quittin'." there. easy as pie.	Oh my God. I'm so dead...
so, what do i say?	Simple. Just say, "Mom, I know you sacrificed everything -- relationships, dreams -- your tummy, ass and thighs -- all to bring me into this world. All so I could have tap lessons and be in the pageant -- the same one you were in. But, y'know what? I'm quittin'." There. Easy as pie.
i heard you, i was just tryin' to scare you into changin' your mind. oh for chrissakes, amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while flyin' through the air like a goddamn lawn dart!	Oh God, I'm dead...
i -- i'm quittin' the pageant.	I heard you, I was just tryin' to scare you into changin' your mind. Oh for Chrissakes, Amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while flyin' through the air like a Goddamn lawn dart!
you're what?!	I -- I'm quittin' the pageant.
mommmm! i'll be right behind you in the hearse!	Don't let that worry you, Annette!
she's right over there.	Mommmm! I'll be right behind you in the hearse!
where is she?!	She's right over there.
she's alive, sweetie.	Where is she?!
is mom okay?	She's alive, sweetie.
yah?	Oh-you-beccha.
then do it for peter. mrs. leeman used to call him a "skinny little fag" when he'd bag her groceries. he'd pop his nancy-belt if his old jacket somehow, i don't know, got her back.	Yah?
lis, i want to, i really do, but... oh, i can't.	Then do it for Peter. Mrs. Leeman used to call him a "skinny little fag" when he'd bag her groceries. He'd pop his Nancy-belt if his old jacket somehow, I don't know, got her back.
oh c'mon, i love 'em, but you know they only had me 'cause peter needed a kidney.	Lis, I want to, I really do, but... Oh, I can't.
your parents'd kill you.	Oh c'mon, I love 'em, but you know they only had me 'cause Peter needed a kidney.
shut up, yous guys. look, amber, i'm not gonna win. and let's be honest, a family only needs one "liza" and you know peter's got much better legs than me.	Your parents'd kill you.
"here," wh-wh-what?	My jacket. Take it 'cause, y'know, I got my costume okay'd before the pageant. You can wear it.
amber? here.	"Here," wh-wh-what?
i can't believe this is happenin'. i can't believe she said you couldn't...	Amber? Here.
i -- i -- i -- i -- i --, j-uh-j-uh- just wanted to compe-e-e-e-ete.	I can't believe this is happenin'. I can't believe she said you couldn't...
oh, amber...	I -- I -- I -- I -- I --, j-uh-j-uh- just wanted to compe-e-e-e-ete.
oh really -- i don't think so.  uh, amber, i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but rules state that a costume must be okay'd at least a week in advance. and this...  this is why we have the rule. my goodness gracious, i couldn't allow a neckline this low on stage. we have kids in the audience.	But, you -- I mean... It's not my fault. I -- I... Please? I didn't do anything wrong...
i -- i'm wearin' this costume. i'm, uh, i'm gonna do my talent tonight.	Oh really -- I don't think so.  Uh, Amber, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but rules state that a costume must be okay'd at least a week in advance. And this...  This is why we have the rule. My goodness gracious, I couldn't allow a neckline this low on stage. We have kids in the audience.
huh?	I -- I'm wearin' this costume. I'm, uh, I'm gonna do my talent tonight.
mrs. leeman?	Huh?
i'm lucky i have an after-school job where i can practice my talent.	Oh, yeah, sure. You know, every pageant is special, but this one is extra-special to me. When I was seventeen, I don't know if you know this, but I was crowned Mount Rose's American Teen Princess. And this year... drum roll please, my lovely daughter, Rebecca Ann Leeman is competin'.
relax, that's my ma's code for, "bring home milk and a carton-a luckys."	No. Loretta called. There's been a... a fire.
you hafta go home. there's some kinda emergency at the trailer park.	Relax, that's my ma's code for, "Bring home milk and a carton-a Luckys."
i'm gonna need more caps.	You hafta go home. There's some kinda emergency at the trailer park.
no, don't say it. another stray bullet to the head.	I'm gonna need more caps.
amber...	No, don't say it. Another stray bullet to the head.
well, your "cheap whore" is this family's "lovin' mother."  the clemens said to make him look like he just came from snowmobilin'. pink cheeks, and...	-- red nose and ears. I know, I know.
sorry. i just thought she might not wanna meet her maker lookin' like a cheap whore.	Well, your "cheap whore" is this family's "lovin' mother."  The Clemens said to make him look like he just came from snowmobilin'. Pink cheeks, and...
we was robbed.	It's okay.
bye mom.	We was robbed.
c'mere. i love you so much.	I love you much.
it's me... i just don't want this to be the thing you'd do over. this pageant's your ticket outta here. i know you can win, amber.	C'mere. I love you so much.
god i hope that's you and not your concussion talkin'.	It's me... I just don't want this to be the thing you'd do over. This pageant's your ticket outta here. I know you can win, Amber.
honest to god, if i got to do it over? i'd start walkin' outta this town the minute i took my first step. practically the only thing i wouldn't do different is have you...	God I hope that's you and not your concussion talkin'.
that's it, i'm goin'...	Honest to God, if I got to do it over? I'd start walkin' outta this town the minute I took my first step. Practically the only thing I wouldn't do different is have you...
let me tell you "scary," amber. look at me. do you wanna look like you been rode hard and put away wet at my age? i'm a "lifer" here. best i can hope for is to end up in a descent "raisin ranch" where they'll change me twice a day.	That's it, I'm goin'...
oh, c'mon... first the picture of tammy, then brett clemens, now this? it's scary.	Let me tell you "scary," Amber. Look at me. Do you wanna look like you been rode hard and put away wet at my age? I'm a "lifer" here. Best I can hope for is to end up in a descent "raisin ranch" where they'll change me twice a day.
you're not goin' through this again? you? you're not the one who knows how jiffy pop feels.	Oh, c'mon... First the picture of Tammy, then Brett Clemens, now this? It's scary.
nice mouth you got there, mom, but i -- i'm not goin' through this again.	You're not goin' through this again? You? You're not the one who knows how Jiffy Pop feels.
would yous boys excuse us a second? loretta, you too.	Nice mouth you got there, Mom, but I -- I'm not goin' through this again.
ow!	Would yous boys excuse us a second? Loretta, you too.
what?!	Ow!
okay. yesterday i... i got this picture. so i kinda, y'know, i'm thinkin' no. i'm gonna, i -- i -- i'm gonna quit the pageant.	What?!
i ain't lettin' go ktil you tell me what's up. i'm reaching' a point where i'd kill someone for the nicotine on their fingernails.	Okay. Yesterday I... I got this picture. So I kinda, y'know, I'm thinkin' no. I'm gonna, I -- I -- I'm gonna quit the pageant.
mom!	I ain't lettin' go ktil you tell me what's up. I'm reaching' a point where I'd kill someone for the nicotine on their fingernails.
mom, look, don't say anything. first of all, i'm not pregnant.	Mom!
go on! get out!	Mom, look, don't say anything. First of all, I'm not pregnant.
oh, mom, it's so ugly.	Ruined a brand-new pair of Lee Press- ons.  Well, I sat down for a beer and KA- BLEWEY! Next thing I know, somethin' blows through my kitchen window. Next thing I know, I'm ass up in Loretta's flower bed.
they're from l.a. they wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.	Oh... How quickly they grow up.  Hey, if they ask you to take off your shirt, get the money first.
oh shit!	They're from L.A. They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.
that's my mom.  i'll get 'em in a sec.	Oh shit!
hey, amber, y'get my smokes?	That's my mom.  I'll get 'em in a sec.
...yah -- 1963. her beauty worked against her when she started as a reporter in louisville, her hometown. those were different times.	Hey, Amber, y'get my smokes?
amber atkins! that is not american teen princess language!	Good, 'cause this isn't an American Teen Princess Pageant -- it's, it's Nazi Germany!
this, this... this is bullshit!	Amber Atkins! That is not American Teen Princess language!
sorry. i -- i don't make the rules.	This, this... This is bullshit!
but, doesn't someone taking your costume so you can't compete, overrule that rule?	Sorry. I -- I don't make the rules.
amber, i'm sorry. i really am. but you know the rules. all talent costumes hafta be okay'd by gladys before the pageant.	But, doesn't someone taking your costume so you can't compete, overrule that rule?
mrs. clark, why are you doing this to me? why're you pretendin' you don't know what's goin' on?	Amber, I'm sorry. I really am. But you know the rules. All talent costumes hafta be okay'd by Gladys before the pageant.
i hate her!	We all do. Now let's go.
uh, amber? we're not puttin' on our talent costumes. you need to put on your "physical fitness" outfit. and let's shake a leg, ladies.	No, wait. It -- it was here before the openin' number... wait. What am I sayin'? I should just ask you, Becky. Where is it?
oh my god! my -- my tap costume's gone.	Uh, Amber? We're not puttin' on our Talent costumes. You need to put on your "Physical Fitness" outfit. And let's shake a leg, ladies.
okay, okay!  listen-up. coupla notes from last night's dress rehearsal.  number one, gladys says a coupla yous are gettin' sexy with your hips durin' the "physical fitness" routine...	Oh my God! My -- my tap costume's gone.
if you want seconds, then i'll make sure it's hot enough for ya.	Bitch!
oh, i'll "get it." i'll "get it" all right. i might even take seconds.	If you want seconds, then I'll make sure it's hot enough for ya.
well, as my mother says at sunday dinner, "come and get it," bitch!	Oh, I'll "get it." I'll "get it" all right. I might even take seconds.
oh -- oh, you bring me some of that snotty attitude, becky -- bring it on.	Well, as my mother says at Sunday dinner, "Come and get it," bitch!
well then, you better be willin' to back it up, 'cause you're talkin' like crazy.	Oh -- oh, you bring me some of that snotty attitude, Becky -- bring it on.
i just did.	Well then, you better be willin' to back it up, 'cause you're talkin' like crazy.
if you're gettin' at somethin', you better just say it.	I just did.
you heard me. where is it?	If you're gettin' at somethin', you better just say it.
what?	You heard me. Where is it?
what're you doin' here?	Oh, Amber, like you're the only one who visits Mary.
i know it doesn't matter, but on my inner thighs.	Yes, Leslie!
yes...	I know it doesn't matter, but on my inner thighs.
and the bite marks on my ears?	Yes...
yeah...	And the bite marks on my ears?
amber, if i die from these fumes, will you be sure to cover the hickies on my neck?	Yeah...
so, anyone talk to janelle?	Yah -- I brought her some flowers this morning. She's in the room next to my mom. She's super happy.
here, i didn't get any.	Here, have some.
okay... well, bye.	Bye.
yah-sure, fine... fine.	Okay... well, bye.
well, uh, i'm cuttin' out early today to do a little duck huntin'... but, uh, maybe i could call you tonight.	Yah-sure, fine... fine.
i know.	So if, uh, you wanted to do somethin'...
so, uh, i -- i'm not really busy friday. i just said that -- y'know.	I know.
oh man, you got leutefisk in your hair.	Then it must be Wednesday.
here, i'll take it. it's my job.	NO...  It's all right. I got it. Don't worry about it.
hi...	Hi.
annette, just use your hand.	They told me to practice.
we was robbed.	Okay. Take her purse.
oh-jesus-mary-n-joseph, she's pregnant!  if you are -- come back, sweetie. mommy wants to talk, then kill you!	Annette, why don't you just see if there's any beer left in that can and relax a bit.
go on home, loretta. come on. go on, the party's over.	Anyone?
so? be real easy.	Go on home, Loretta. Come on. Go on, the party's over.
don't fall for it. she lives two trailers down.	So? Be real easy.
you don't know where this is gonna...	I got a hairdo.
all right, they're makin' a movie.	You don't know where this is gonna...
they're makin' a movie, here, goddamn it.	All right, they're makin' a movie.
i'll be right back. see ya later.	They're makin' a movie, here, goddamn it.
well, excuse me, annette, but i'm braggin' up your kid, here.  amber's gonna be the next diane sawyer, y'know...	I'll be right back. See ya later.
"most smartest?" oh, that's good, loretta. make sure you get a picture of that. "most smartest." we're cuttin you off and sendin' you home.	Well, excuse me, Annette, but I'm braggin' up your kid, here.  Amber's gonna be the next Diane Sawyer, y'know...
she's the prettiest, y'know. the best damn tapper. the most smartest...	"Most smartest?" Oh, that's good, Loretta. Make sure you get a picture of that. "Most smartest." We're cuttin you off and sendin' you home.
why don't you paint a big red target on your ass, loretta.	She's the prettiest, y'know. The best damn tapper. The most smartest...
let's just say who should win, who deserves to win is amber.	Why don't you paint a big red target on your ass, Loretta.
oh, christ, it's true.	Let's just say who should win, who deserves to win is Amber.
shut it up, loretta.	Oh, Christ, it's true.
y'know, if you have, you got all the pictures of the winner you need.	Shut it up, Loretta.
loretta, shut it.	Y'know, if you have, you got all the pictures of the winner you need.
say, yous boys been to the leeman's?	Loretta, shut it.
this here's loretta.	I tell Annette, I says, "You talk to me durin' my stories, you might as well be talkin' to the wall."  You guys want a beer?
oh, naw. hi.	This here's Loretta.
it's just the guys that are... you know, makin' the movie about the pageant. i told you about 'em.	Oh, naw. Hi.
hi.	It's just the guys that are... you know, makin' the movie about the pageant. I told you about 'em.
hi.	Hi.
you could be quiet.	Hi.
are we on "cops" again?	You could be quiet.
oh, jesus h. christ!	Are we on "Cops" again?
what do you mean, they take out her butt?	Oh, Jesus H. Christ!
my dress'll reek.	Listen, little missy, this cost your dad a pretty penny. Now get your ass up there and show me some teeth.
oh for chrissakes, everything smells like that in mexico.	My dress'll reek.
it smells funny. like gasoline.	Oh for chrissakes, everything smells like that in Mexico.
c'mon, rebecca, you wanted it. now get up there. ride it side-saddle if you have to -- like a horse. c'mon, now.	It smells funny. Like gasoline.
well, it's all happenin' so fast. goodness-gracious, it hardly seems real, y'know? i mean, i won! i'm the winner! i'm going to state!	She's the winner and we're going to state.
the bitch.	The important thing is that we have a winner...
all right, then.	The bitch.
wisconsin.	All right, then.
what?	Wisconsin.
that bitch from...	What?
ohio...	That bitch from...
dakota.	Ohio...
yeah.	Dakota.
people, people -- wait, wait a minute, here. uh, while we haven't ruled out sabotage from neighboring state pageants -- iowa, wisconsin, north dakota...	Yeah.
okay?	Mm-hm.
that's right.	Okay?
we're also the co-founders of the minnesota modeling academy. applications are at the tiki bar. we'll wave the fifty dollar application fee if you list a friend and put her address.	That's right.
correction. this spunky monkey on my right is terry macey. and we are your minnesota american teen princess state board.	We're also the co-founders of the Minnesota Modeling Academy. Applications are at the tiki bar. We'll wave the fifty dollar application fee if you list a friend and put her address.
i'm a mirror.	Correction. This spunky monkey on my right is Terry Macey. And we are your Minnesota American Teen Princess State Board.
can you remember the theme of your favorite pageant?	"Can I? I'm Amer-I-Can!" People ask me where I get this. I don't know, it's... maybe a gift from God or somethin'.
"u.s.a. is a-okay."	Can you remember the theme of your favorite pageant?
and the year before that?	"U.S.A. is A-okay."
last year? it was, "buy american."	And the year before that?
so what was the theme of the pageant last year?	Last year? It was, "Buy American."
do you think that most people would say that teenage beauty pageants are a good idea?	Oh yah-sure, I know what some of your big city, no bra wearin', hairy- legged women's libbers say, "Pageants are old-fashioned" and, uh, and "demeaning" to the girls --
what a surprise. gladys leeman's finally gonna go to state. and she'll probably ride on becky's ass all the way to nationals, too.	I wonder how she's gonna fix that one.
yeah. and they say smokin' is bad for your health.	Yeah.
girls check in, but they don't check out.	Yeah. And they say smokin' is bad for your health.
this pageant's like a roach motel.	Girls check in, but they don't check out.
yah -- yah. everyone says this is a big accident? she got iced because she wins everything, and this time someone didn't want her to win.	This pageant's like a roach motel.
tammy curry?	Yah -- yah. Everyone says this is a big accident? She got iced because she wins everything, and this time someone didn't want her to win.
...oh, yeah-right. i ain't gonna be in no goddamn pageant! look what happened to that dork-ass farm girl.	Tammy Curry?
that's enough!	Let go! Let go of me. Oh my God, it's COPS!
becky was my only shot at state!	That's enough!
so help me, gladys.	Becky was my only shot at state!
gladys! stop it!	Guess it wasn't a garage sale as much as it was a bake sale. Ah- hahahahahahahaha!
hey, ted, sorry. i didn't know your family was in the garage when i set it on fire!	Gladys! Stop it!
hey! turn that float around. you think a swan's gonna swim ass first up main street?	Yah -- Gladys had me order that swan special made from Mexico  in case Becky won. I do a lotta business with those people. I always offer to pay 'em in tacos.  Whoo, they love that.
sammy davis, jr., honey.	Yeah, yeah, the Jew.
yah -- she's damn near as good as that little black fella -- with the glass eye.	Sammy Davis, Jr., honey.
lester?	Oh, all right  How soon they forget where all this comes from.
hey, ya like it? open it... yah -- the globe. pull at the equator there.	We're not in the showroom, Dear.
oh, lester. he loves his weather, y'know.	Hey, ya like it? Open it... Yah -- the globe. Pull at the equator there.
...you betcha. s'posed to be colder- n-a witches tit tonight...	Oh, Lester. He loves his weather, y'know.
enid ate a whole pan!	I swear to God she can't do anything by herself.
this is -- what?	Enid ate a whole pan!
we need more bars!	This is -- what?
what!	We need more bars!
uh, gladys?	What!
okay, i designed the float, you know. and, what's gonna happen here is that this is going to look like a glistening lake beneath the swan.	Uh, Gladys?
okay, everybody, listen up!	Number one, American Teen Princess' don't cross their legs like streetwalkers.
so, remember the three most important parts of a good interview...	Okay, everybody, listen up!
you know that sometimes it's hard to understand god's great plan.	Yeah.
it's always hard to see the young ones called home, especially on an exploding thresher. it's just so odd and gross.	You know that sometimes it's hard to understand God's great plan.
well, you know, i think everyone's doing really well considering the fact that she was so young.	It's always hard to see the young ones called home, especially on an exploding thresher. It's just so odd and gross.
oh! what is it?	"Proud... to be... an... American."
i said i'd move if a cripple came. let's just run in the store and pick out some outfits.	All right, let's go.
it's a two-hundred dollar fine!	I said I'd move if a cripple came. Let's just run in the store and pick out some outfits.
you'd think they'd build the parking lot of america to go with the mall of america!	It's a two-hundred dollar fine!
oh, there's a parking space over there. oh, no, that's just a compact. sorry.	You'd think they'd build the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America!
that's why we lutherans use grape koolaid for the blood of christ.	Oh, there's a parking space over there. Oh, no, that's just a compact. Sorry.
iris, stop!  it's not his fault. the communal wine just proves too temptin' for some of them.	That's why we Lutherans use grape Koolaid for the blood of Christ.
oh, my!  hello, father donigan! sidewalks, sidewalks?	Iris, stop!  It's not his fault. The communal wine just proves too temptin' for some of them.
gladys -- gladys! look out!	Oh, my!  Hello, Father Donigan! Sidewalks, sidewalks?
y'betcha, iris. we still need a third judge and we need to think of a theme.	Gladys -- Gladys! Look out!
nothin' too showy!	Y'betcha, Iris. We still need a third judge and we need to think of a theme.
...today's "to do" list includes a trip to the mall of america. we need outfits for the "physical fitness" number --	Nothin' too showy!
...that filth is better left in the "sin cities."	A.k.a. Minneapolis -- St. Paul.
i want to get the big bag of little donuts.	There's your paint can. The next time you drink window cleaner, I'm just gonna leave it in ya.
you get nothing, hank, okay?	I want to get the big bag of little donuts.
i want to have the big bag of little donuts.	You get nothing, Hank, okay?
let's get this straight right now. we wouldn't have been late at all if it wasn't for you.	I want to have the big bag of little donuts.
ee-aaayeeee-aaaayouiaaaeeeeeeee!	Come on! Hankey here can't help it if he was born crazier than a shithouse rat!
harold!	Close up shop!
close up shop. close up shop, hank.	Harold!
i will if you shut your piehole.	Don't make me kick-ya where the good Lord split-ya.
well, mom's dead, so shut your fly trap.	I will if you shut your piehole.
ow, harold -- mom said not the head.	Well, Mom's dead, so shut your fly trap.
shut up, hank. this here's business.	Ow, Harold -- Mom said not the head.
are we on "cops?" are we on "cops?" are we on "cops?"	Shut up, Hank. This here's business.
oh, i almost forgot...  i got my acceptance to tokyo university.	What, you deaf? I say shut up -- shut up -- SHUT UP!  Cut her outta this!
no! we not like to hear it! go to your room and shut up!	Oh, I almost forgot...  I got my acceptance to Tokyo University.
mom, i just finished the third movement of that concerto i was working on. i put, like, this techno beat on this japanese folk tune -- wanna hear it?	No! We not like to hear it! Go to your room and shut up!
i'm sorry, dad, but with all due respect, my name isn't "tina," it's seiko.	Tina! Tina!! TINA!!!
english! english, you stupid little retard! we america now, tina!	I'm sorry, Dad, but with all due respect, my name isn't "Tina," it's Seiko.
excuse me, father, mother, when are we moving back to tokyo? i can't stand this place anymore. they put butter on everything.	English! English, you stupid little retard! We America now, Tina!
we really think he should be king and wear a crown and everything.	They think I should - They think I should - They think I should - They think I should be king.
king solomon was game he gave each girl his name to number them would make a list that long i'll bet his thousand wives led miserable lives if the king can do no wrong.	We really think he should be king and wear a crown and everything.
the king can do to wrong!	King Solomon was game he gave each Girl his name to number them would make a list that long I'll bet his thousand wives led miserable lives if the king can do no wrong.
suppose a pretty dame into my castle came - and let us say that i was going strong.  she might be stuck on me, but what good would it be, if the king can do no wrong.	The king can do to wrong!
the king can do no wrong!	Suppose a pretty dame Into my castle came - And let us say that I was going strong.  She might be stuck on me, but what good would it be, if the king can do no wrong.
of course you're all aware a king must have an heir some one to pass the family name along will some one tell me where i'd ever get an heir if a king can do no wrong	The king can do no wrong!
and wear a crown and everything.	And everything.  He should be king!
he should be king!	And wear a crown and everything.
from what i have been gathering, i think they think i should be king: i think they think i should be king!	He should be king!
yes, sir.	Gloria, much as I hate to leave, I'd be crazy to stay here.
they'll know i mean business then they get that letter...  see that that gets out immediately and that goes for you too.	Yes, sir.
eureka ammunition company, gentlemen. your shipment of sailor hats arrived this morning by freight.  gloria, i could go for you in a big way. however, the rifles you sent were a little rusty and i don't say that to everybody.  have not received last month's drawing account; how come your neck is like a swan.  yours very truly...	They'll know I mean business then they get that letter...  see that that gets out immediately and that goes for you too.
eureka ammunition company -- gentlemen -- your shipment of sailor hats arrived this morning by freight --  gloria, i could go for you in a big way --  however, the rifles you sent were a little rusty --  -- and i don't say that to everybody --  have not received last month's drawing account.  how come?  your neck is like a swan...  yours very truly.  now read it back.	Eureka Ammunition Company, Gentlemen. Your shipment of sailor hats arrived this morning by freight.  Gloria, I could go for you in a big way. However, the rifles you sent were a little rusty and I don't say that to everybody.  Have not received last month's drawing account; how come your neck is like a swan.  Yours very truly...
none of your business...  take another letter.	Eureka Ammunition Company -- Gentlemen -- Your shipment of sailor hats arrived this morning by freight --  Gloria, I could go for you in a big way --  However, the rifles you sent were a little rusty --  -- and I don't say that to everybody --  Have not received last month's drawing account.  How come?  Your neck is like a swan...  Yours very truly.  Now read it back.
who to?	None of your business...  Take another letter.
take a letter...	Who to?
father...	Take a letter...
about - thirty-four seconds.	We'll start a fire --  -- and get rid of these microbes.
in case of fire, how long will it take to empty this place?	About - thirty-four seconds.
but you're my father -	Never mind then, I'll get in touch with him myself -
he won't eh? - we'll see about that - send for your father immediately.	But you're my father -
i've tried to chase him but it's no use - he won't go -	He won't eh? - We'll see about that - send for your father immediately.
go out and chase that peanut vendor away from the building -- get rid of him if you have to use violence - if necessary call out the militia and if he isn't looking get me a bag of peanuts.	I've tried to chase him but it's no use - he won't go -
send for my car...	His Excellency's car!
here i am, father...	Send for my car...
i'll have to enclose the check first.	You do and I'll fire you.
dear sir... enclosed find check for $100.  yours very truly...  send that immediately.	I'll have to enclose the check first.
take another letter...  to my tailor.	Dear Sir... enclosed find check for $100.  Yours very truly...  Send that immediately.
is that all?	Take another letter...  to my tailor.
that's what i wanted in the first place.  tear it up and send it airmail.	Is that all?
"my dear president"...	That's what I wanted in the first place.  Tear it up and send it airmail.
you can't say that to the president... put back "president"... now let's hear how sounds.	"My dear President"...
"my dear"...	You can't say that to the President... Put back "President"... Now let's hear how sounds.
now we're on the right track... put back "dear"... how does it read?	"My dear"...
"my"...	Now we're on the right track... Put back "dear"... How does it read?
there's still something wrong with it... take out "president" ...now what've you got?	"My"...
"my president"...	There's still something wrong with it... take out "President" ...now what've you got?
that's not right yet... put back "president" and take out "dear"... how does it read now?	"My President"...
"my dear"...	That's not right yet... put back "President" and take out "dear"... How does it read now?
that doesn't sound right...  take out "president"...  now read it.	"My dear"...
"my dear president"...	That doesn't sound right...  take out "President"...  now read it.
my dear president...  read it back...	"My dear President"...
the president of the united states.	My dear President...  read it back...
who to?	The President of the United States.
take a letter.	Who to?
here i am, father.	Take a letter.
you haven't been still a moment since you've been here.  you act as if you had neurosis --	I no gotta new-rosis.  My uncle he's- a got a flower shop -- he's-a gotta new-rosis.
what's the matter with you?	You haven't been still a moment since you've been here.  You act as if you had neurosis --
what's the matter with you?	What's the matter with you?
he could be playing solitaire, but i don't think so.	What's the matter with you?
in her dressing room?  why, what could he be doing there?	He could be playing solitaire, but I don't think so.
yes -- why?	I wanna powder my nose...
never mind his excellency -- you gotta your pocketbook?	Yes -- why?
i wonder what's keeping his excellency?	Never mind His Excellency -- you gotta your pocketbook?
sure.	Well, with you two fellows on the other side, this country should have no trouble keeping the wolf from the door.
so! -- he's on your side, too.	Sure.
fine.  we gotta him.	So! -- He's on your side, too.
fine.  we'll throw in the matches before we make the delivery.  by the way, how're you fixed for spys?	Fine.  We gotta him.
yes, one gross of bullets, two dozen hand-grenades, three kegs of powder -- and throw in some matches.	Fine.  We'll throw in the matches before we make the delivery.  By the way, how're you fixed for spys?
anything else?	Yes, one gross of bullets, two dozen hand-grenades, three kegs of powder -- and throw in some matches.
that's-a pretty good.  i'll take a dozen of them.	Anything else?
with a gun like that you can kill some of your own men.	That's-a pretty good.  I'll take a dozen of them.
not a bad idea.  if our horses get tired they can ride your men for a change.  now, i don't mind letting you have our horses, but you must promise to put them through their maneuvers.	Oh, sure.  We have horse maneuvers every morning.
that's all right -- our men can ride your horses.	Not a bad idea.  If our horses get tired they can ride your men for a change.  Now, I don't mind letting you have our horses, but you must promise to put them through their maneuvers.
that's funny, we've got five thousand horses but no men.	That's all right -- our men can ride your horses.
i've gotta five thousand men but no horses.	That's funny, we've got five thousand horses but no men.
i wish you were still working for me, so i could ask you to resign. how're ya fixed for cavalry?	I've gotta five thousand men but no horses.
we gotta two battalions and one frenchman.	I wish you were still working for me, so I could ask you to resign. How're ya fixed for cavalry?
well, we'll let that one go.  now -- how many battalions you got?	We gotta two battalions and one Frenchman.
no. seventy-five -- seventy-five.	Well, we'll let that one go.  Now -- how many battalions you got?
that's the spirit -- fifty-fifty.	No. Seventy-five -- seventy-five.
that's all right.  we let you have twenty-five thousand men -- and we both start even.	That's the spirit -- fifty-fifty.
that's not fair -- we've only got fifty thousand.	That's all right.  We let you have twenty-five thousand men -- and we both start even.
well, we gotta one hundred thousand men.	That's not fair -- we've only got fifty thousand.
now -- how many men you got in your army?	Well, we gotta one hundred thousand men.
is that so?  i used to think you were two-faced - but you can't be - or you wouldn't be wearing that one. now - let's talk this thing over.	Now -- how many men you got in your army?
yes, but i'm not working for you any more.  i'm on the other side.	Is that so?  I used to think you were two-faced - but you can't be - or you wouldn't be wearing that one. Now - let's talk this thing over.
why not?  you're the secretary of war, aren't you?	Yes, but I'm not working for you any more.  I'm on the other side.
i can't do it...	Why not?  You're the Secretary of War, aren't you?
late again, eh?  you haven't been on time once since this war started...  get out there and fight...	I can't do it...
you no gotta no gun.	Who said I had a gun... Gimme those plans, you paper snatchers --
you're right about that guy -- i think we've got something.	I don't know about us, but I know he's-a got something...
he's going to make a good spy... that's not bad for the first day.	That's not bad for any day.
i'm glad i didn't ask you for "washington crossing the delaware".	We've gotta have somebody who knows how to get secrets from men.  You know how to make love?
by the way, are you sure we need a spy?	Sure, we gotta have a spy.  If we no got a spy who's gonna tell the other side what we're doing?
send in the next girl.	By the way, are you sure we need a spy?
wait a minute.  what kind of an army do you think we oughtta have?	I think we oughtta have a standing army, so we can save money on chairs.
oh, yes, i remember -- and i should have slapped mrs. teasdale's face when she told it to me... i'm going right out and find trentino.  you go right out and get yourself an army.	Wait a minute.  What kind of an army do you think we oughtta have?
you told it to me.	Oh, yes, I remember -- and I should have slapped Mrs. Teasdale's face when she told it to me... I'm going right out and find Trentino.  You go right out and get yourself an army.
you're lucky i don't slap your face -- you oughtta be ashamed of yourself. where did you hear that story?	You told it to me.
what did you say to her?	You're lucky I don't slap your face -- you oughtta be ashamed of yourself. Where did you hear that story?
she did.	What did you say to her?
why didn't his niece slap your face?	She did.
he's-a very easy to insult --  i say something to his niece once, and he slapped my face.	Why didn't his niece slap your face?
you've got a brain after all - and how you get along without it is amazing to me -- now, who can i insult?...  who do we owe money to?...  ambassador trentino!  how about him?	He's-a very easy to insult --  I say something to his niece once, and he slapped my face.
that's a-no good.  if i apologize we no got a war.  look -- i send you a scrap of paper.  you send me a scrap of paper -- and we have a scrap.	You've got a brain after all - and how you get along without it is amazing to me -- Now, who can I insult?...  Who do we owe money to?...  AMBASSADOR TRENTINO!  How about him?
then i demand an apology!	That's a-no good.  If I apologize we no got a war.  Look -- I send you a scrap of paper.  You send me a scrap of paper -- and we have a scrap.
you was insulted, but you don't know it.	Then I demand an apology!
why wasn't i insulted?	You was insulted, but you don't know it.
that's a-no good.  you gotta insult somebody from another country.  look --  i come from one country.  you come from another country.  i say something you don't like.  you say something i don't like - and i'm insulted.	Why wasn't I insulted?
my card.	That's a-no good.  You gotta insult somebody from another country.  Look --  I come from one country.  You come from another country.  I say something you don't like.  You say something I don't like - and I'm insulted.
sure, that's easy.  you gotta insult somebody.	My card.
then we've gotta start one. do you know how to start a war?	Sure, that's easy.  You gotta insult somebody.
i don't want to buy ammunition -- we no gotta war.	Then we've gotta start one. Do you know how to start a war?
you get half mine and i get half yours.	I don't want to buy ammunition -- we no gotta war.
what do i get?	You get half mine and I get half yours.
you know, i'd be lost without a telephone.  now - where were we? oh, yes - i just made you secretary of war.  the first thing you do is buy ammunition -- you buy it from me and i get 10% commission.	What do I get?
'at's-a fine.	You know, I'd be lost without a telephone.  Now - where were we? Oh, yes - I just made you Secretary of War.  The first thing you do is buy ammunition -- you buy it from me and I get 10% commission.
i've got just the job for you -- secretary of war.	'At's-a fine.
look, i'm a very nervous man.  i gotta have a job where i come to work at eleven -- go to lunch at twelve -- and quit at one.  and twice a year i gotta have a six month vacation.	I've got just the job for you -- Secretary of War.
well, if you wanna work in the post- office you'll have to stick out your tongue.	Look, I'm a very nervous man.  I gotta have a job where I come to work at eleven -- go to lunch at twelve -- and quit at one.  And twice a year I gotta have a six month vacation.
i don't wanna stick out my tongue.	Well, if you wanna work in the post- office you'll have to stick out your tongue.
in that case you'll have to take a civil service examination --  if you pass i'll put you in the post-office -- stick out your tongue.	I don't wanna stick out my tongue.
i don't wanna work at all.	In that case you'll have to take a civil service examination --  if you pass I'll put you in the post-office -- stick out your tongue.
then you don't wanna work hard?	I don't wanna work at all.
that's no good.  i like to work on the outside.  i must have something easy.	Then you don't wanna work hard?
let's see -- what've i got in my cabinet besides mice --  i've got it -- how would you like to be secretary of the interior?	That's no good.  I like to work on the outside.  I must have something easy.
what other job you got?	Let's see -- What've I got in my cabinet besides mice --  I've got it -- how would you like to be Secretary of the Interior?
i don't know what's keeping me.  i should've been here a long time ago. now how about my proposition?	What other job you got?
hello...  yes...  no, not yet... all right...  goodbye.  that was for you again.  he wants you to call him up as soon as you get back.	I don't know what's keeping me.  I should've been here a long time ago. Now how about my proposition?
well, maybe he's still the vice- president.  now if i were to offer you --	Hello...  Yes...  No, not yet... All right...  Goodbye.  That was for you again.  He wants you to call him up as soon as you get back.
oh, no -- nothing doing.  i had a brother who was a vice-president once and that's the last we ever heard of him.	Well, maybe he's still the vice- president.  Now if I were to offer you --
if there was an open season for fellows like you, i'd get myself a hunting license.   anyway, i'm going to make you a sporting proposition. you give up the peanut stand and i'll make you vice-president of the country.	Oh, no -- nothing doing.  I had a brother who was a vice-president once and that's the last we ever heard of him.
no, but i shot some ducks.	If there was an open season for fellows like you, I'd get myself a hunting license.   Anyway, I'm going to make you a sporting proposition. You give up the peanut stand and I'll make you vice-president of the country.
did you shoot the rapids?	No, but I shot some ducks.
'at's-a no good.  i went to niagara falls once.	Did you shoot the rapids?
you wouldn't consider going over niagara falls without a barrel?	'At's-a no good.  I went to Niagara Falls once.
sure.  how much does the job pay?  sure, if there's a chance for advancement.	You wouldn't consider going over Niagara Falls without a barrel?
you don't want to be a public nuisance, do you?	Sure.  How much does the job pay?  Sure, if there's a chance for advancement.
oh no, i can't do it.	You don't want to be a public nuisance, do you?
i'm sorry i'm not in.  i wanted to have a long talk with you...  now look here, my good man, you've got to stop yelling "peanuts" in front of the house of representatives.	Oh no, I can't do it.
that was for you.	I'm sorry I'm not in.  I wanted to have a long talk with you...  Now look here, my good man, you've got to stop yelling "peanuts" in front of the House of Representatives.
he only weighs ten ounces --	I can use you in the House of Representatives.  We need a man who understands dogs -- and that's where this country is going to.  Step inside.
well, if you don't want your dog why don't you put him in a pound?	He only weighs ten ounces --
i don't want him.	Well, if you don't want your dog why don't you put him in a pound?
i've got just the place for a man like you but i'm too busy right now to do any digging.  what do you call your dog when you want him?	I don't want him.
yankee poodle.	I've got just the place for a man like you but I'm too busy right now to do any digging.  What do you call your dog when you want him?
what do you whistle?	Yankee Poodle.
i don't call him, i whistle.	What do you whistle?
i don't know much about dogs but you ought to be on the end of a leash - a ninety-nine year leash -  look - what do you call your dog?	I don't call him, I whistle.
yeh, he's only got one eye.	I don't know much about dogs but you ought to be on the end of a leash - a ninety-nine year leash -  Look - what do you call your dog?
half watch dog?	Yeh, he's only got one eye.
he's half poodle and half watch dog -	Half watch dog?
well - what is he now?	He's half poodle and half watch dog -
he used to be a bloodhound but he's anemic --	Well - what is he now?
what kind of a dog is he?	He used to be a bloodhound but he's anemic --
no, but my dog he's a got millions of them --	What kind of a dog is he?
have you got a license?	No, but my dog he's a got millions of them --
all right -	Have you got a license?
hey you!!	All right -
it must be done right away.	I can't do it right away.
that's easy, i'll get him for you wholesale.	It must be done right away.
firefly must be captured at any cost.	That's easy, I'll get him for you wholesale.
all right -- i'll go out and find one.	Firefly must be captured at any cost.
chicolini, you've come just in time. we need a man who's fearless, brave. a man who's willing to die, if necessary.	All right -- I'll go out and find one.
fine - keep on yelling - do everything you can to disturb firefly - now what about your cousin?	He's working very hard - I got him a job driving Firefly's car - He's-a driving him crazy and I'm driving him nuts - P-E-A-N-U-T-S
how'm i doing, boss?	Fine - keep on yelling - Do everything you can to disturb Firefly - Now what about your cousin?
the husband steps outside; relinquishes his bride; we stand him up against the wall and take him for a ride.	The population must increase With great rapidity.  We give a couple seven years To raise a family. If, by that time, there is no branch Upon the family tree, we stand 'em up against the wall - and Pop goes the Weasel.
if any man should come between a husband and his bride, we find out which one she prefers by letting her decide.  if she prefers the other man, the husband steps outside; we stand him up against the wall and pop goes the weasel!	The husband steps outside; Relinquishes his bride; We stand him up against the wall And take him for a ride.
so everyone beware who's crooked or unfair; no one must take a bit of graft unless he gets his share.	If any man should come between A husband and his bride, We find out which one she prefers By letting her decide.  If she prefers the other man, The husband steps outside; We stand him up against the wall And Pop goes the Weasel!
i will not stand for anything that's crooked or unfair; i'm strictly on the up and up, so everyone beware. if anyone's caught taking graft and i don't get my share, we'll stand 'em up against the wall - and pop goes the weasel!	So everyone beware Who's crooked or unfair; No one must take a bit of graft Unless he gets his share.
if we should choose to chew, we'll be pursued -	If any form of pleasure is exhibited Report to me and it will be prohibited.  I'll put my foot down; So shall it be - This is the land of the free.  The last man nearly ruined this place He didn't know what to do with it.  If you think this country's bad off now Just wait 'till I get through with it.  The treasury is low on dough; The last man went and flew with it.  If you think we're short of money now Just wait 'till I get through with it.  The country's taxes must be fixed - And I know what to do with it, If you think you're paying too much now, Just wait 'till I get through with it.
if chewing gum is chewed, the chewer is pursued and in the hoosegow hidden...	If we should choose to chew, we'll be pursued -
we're not allowed to tell a dirty joke hail, hail, freedonia	If chewing gum is chewed, The chewer is pursued And in the hoosegow hidden...
are you sure you're not tired?	Tired!  I'd like to stretch this into a week -
are you getting tired?	Not at all.  When I was a boy back on the farm I used to pump my own water.
this is a fine thing to be doing at my age.	Are you getting tired?
i shall dance for you tonight as i've never danced before.	This is a fine thing to be doing at my age.
oh, your excellency, isn't there something i can do?	Yes, but I'll talk to you about that when we're alone...
you keep that up and you'll crab the whole war.	Carry out this tragic folly if you will -- But I for one will not be a part of it.  I will stay here in Freedonia.
your excellency, please don't think me silly, but i'd love to have a picture of you.  i want to hang it in my bedroom.	You couldn't hang me in your bedroom -- I'll make a note of it.  Where's my secretary?
why - er - mrs. teasdale - this is an outrage!  this man is impossible... my course is clear...  this means war...  you runt!	I still like UPSTART the best.
that's it...	Why - er - Mrs. Teasdale - this is an outrage!  This man is impossible... My course is clear...  this means war...  You RUNT!
oh yes! -- upstart!	That's it...
no... it was a seven letter word.	Oh yes! -- UPSTART!
was it -- swine?	No... it was a seven letter word.
no, that wasn't it...	Was it -- swine?
oh -- you mean... worm?	No, that wasn't it...
i don't remember.	Oh -- you mean... worm?
what i called you...  why, what did i call you?	I don't remember.
i am willing to apologize...  i'm willing to do anything to prevent this war.	Nothing doing!!  I've taken a lease on the battlefield.  I'd lose my deposit, besides, I've already ordered the ammunition...
forget?  you ask me to forget... why, my ancestors would rise from their graves... and i'd only have to bury them again... a firefly never forgets...	I am willing to apologize...  I'm willing to do anything to prevent this war.
i'm sorry we lost our tempers... i'm willing to forget if you are.	Forget?  You ask me to forget... Why, my ancestors would rise from their graves... and I'd only have to bury them again... A Firefly never forgets...
bah!!	THEN IT'S WAR!
how're ya fixed for ammunition?	Bah!!
yes.	How're ya fixed for ammunition?
then it's war?	Yes.
you upstart!	That's it!  No man lives who can call a Firefly an upstart.
once more!	You upstart!
you worm!	Once more!
give me that again!	You worm!
you swine!	Give me that again!
that's what you think.	You swine!
this has gone far enough!  this interruption is humiliating, to say the least...	Well, why not say the least and get it over with?
can't we go some place where we can be alone?	What can this mug offer you?  Wealth and family.  I can't give you wealth...  ...but we can have a little family of our own.
when you get through with her feet, you can start on mine.  i haven't been to a chiropodist in two years...  if that's not an insult, i don't know what is.  gloria, i love you.  i --	Can't we go some place where we can be alone?
you don't understand.  this is my niece vera.	And Vera niece, too.
go ahead.	You don't understand.  This is my niece Vera.
excellency, may i present my niece.	Go ahead.
why yes.  i met you at the dog races -- say, you could have won that race if you tried a little harder.	Excellency, may I present my niece.
your excellency, haven't we met before?	Why yes.  I met you at the dog races -- say, you could have won that race if you tried a little harder.
i'll tell you what i'll do.  i'll give you mrs. teasdale as security.  or my jackknife.  if you want my advice, you'll take the jackknife... i've a better proposition...  make it $25 and i'll give you a first mortgage on my son and i hope you foreclose.	Your Excellency, haven't we met before?
$50?	I'll tell you what I'll do.  I'll give you Mrs. Teasdale as security.  or my jackknife.  If you want my advice, you'll take the jackknife... I've a better proposition...  Make it $25 and I'll give you a first mortgage on my son and I hope you foreclose.
well, in the meantime, could you let me have $50 personally?	$50?
twenty million dollars is a considerable sum...  i'll have to discuss that with my minister of finance.	Well, in the meantime, could you let me have $50 personally?
i'll keep the greetings -- but you can send back the good will... what we need right now is twenty million dollars.	Twenty million dollars is a considerable sum...  I'll have to discuss that with my Minister of Finance.
i bring you the greetings of my president and the good will of my people.	I'll keep the greetings -- but you can send back the good will... what we need right now is twenty million dollars.
that's even a greater honor.	I bring you the greetings of my President and the good will of my people.
you know i think they think i should be king.  although it would please me to govern the throng, suppose i were king and then everything went wrong.	The king can do no wrong!
but -	You satisfied your selfish whims, while nations tottered, dynasties rocked and the world plunged headlong into a chasm of chaos and oblivion --  Not bad, eh?
this is treason!!  what a fool i was to listen to your siren song and fall a helpless victim under the insidious spell of your irresistible charms --	But -
i said - i suspect the secretary of war.	THIS IS TREASON!!  What a fool I was to listen to your siren song and fall a helpless victim under the insidious spell of your irresistible charms --
don't bother me - i'm thinking -- what was that?	I said - I suspect the Secretary of War.
i -- i may be wrong, but i suspect the secretary of war.	Don't bother me - I'm thinking -- What was that?
what  ?	I -- I may be wrong, but I suspect the Secretary of War.
my purse has been stolen -- the plans of war are in it.	WHAT  ?
that's all right.  i'll fix you right up.	My purse has been stolen -- the plans of war are in it.
your excellency, something terrible has just happened.	That's all right.  I'll fix you right up.
take a seat -- you're next.	Your Excellency, something terrible has just happened.
i hope i'm not interrupting.	Take a seat -- you're next.
why -- why -- of course.	You can call me Gloria too.  Gloria -- what a beautiful name.  When I was born my mother named me Gloria -- two minutes later she found out her mistake...
gloria -- may i call you gloria?	Why -- why -- of course.
well -- they might come better but they don't come any bigger... and the bigger the better.  the bigger the betta you've got on a horse, the more you lose, and speaking about horses, why don't you marry me. come, come -- say yes and you'll never see me again.  i'll go 'way if it means your happiness...	Oh, your Excellency, you take me off my feet.
now -- er --	Well -- they might come better but they don't come any bigger... and the bigger the better.  The bigger the betta you've got on a horse, the more you lose, and speaking about horses, why don't you marry me. Come, come -- say yes and you'll never see me again.  I'll go 'way if it means your happiness...
guard them with your life... don't leave them out of your sight...  if the enemy gets those papers  we're lost.  if they don't get them, we're lost.  can't you see what i'm trying to tell you?  i love you...   mrs. teasdale, you're the salt of the earth.  they don't come any better than you...	Now -- er --
oh, won't you reconsider...	Well, maybe I am a little headstrong...  But, you know, it's awfully hard to forget what he called me.
but your excellency -- the ambassador is here on a friendly visit...  he came to ask you to patch up the breach.	Let him patch up his own breeches...
so -- you've come to ask for clemency! i'll give the enemy no quarter -- not a dime...	But Your Excellency -- the Ambassador is here on a friendly visit...  He came to ask you to patch up the breach.
oh, your excellency, i don't know what to say.	I wouldn't know what to say either if I was in your place.  Maybe you can suggest something.
all i can offer you is a rufus over your head.	Oh, Your Excellency, I don't know what to say.
oh, rufus!	All I can offer you is a Rufus over your head.
why, that's the speech that lincoln made at gettysburg...	He did?... I told my son not to leave it laying around... Where is son?
i wrote a speech last night that'll knock them off their seats...  four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation --	Why, that's the speech that Lincoln made at Gettysburg...
your excellency, you mustn't forget your appointment at the house of representatives... have you got your speech ready?	I wrote a speech last night that'll knock them off their seats...  Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation --
that's what i get for dressing in a hurry.	Your Excellency, you mustn't forget your appointment at the House of Representatives... Have you got your speech ready?
you've made a wonderful impression. your views are liberal... it is easy to see you have an open mind.	That's what I get for dressing in a hurry.
if it's not asking too much --  for our information just for illustration  tell us how you intend to run the nation.	These are the laws of my administration: No one's allowed to smoke or tell a dirty joke -- And whistling is forbidden...
well, a gal a day is enough for me. i couldn't handle any more.	If it's not asking too much --  For our information just for illustration  Tell us how you intend to run the nation.
your excellency, the eyes of the world are upon you.  notables from every land are gathered here in your honor --  this is a gala day for us.	Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I couldn't handle any more.
your excellency!	You're not so bad yourself, Mrs. Teasdale, when I look at you I can see that we're facing a crisis. We've got to balance the budget -- we've got to cut down everything including, you.
no wonder he passed away.  i'd like to be with you to the very end. can't you see what i'm trying to tell you -- i love you.	Your Excellency!
why - er -- my husband passed away...  i was with him to the very end.	No wonder he passed away.  I'd like to be with you to the very end. Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you -- I love you.
i haven't been on the job five minutes and already she's making advances to me.  not that i care -- but where is your husband?	Why - er -- my husband passed away...  I was with him to the very end.
the future of freedonia rests upon you.  promise me you will follow in my husband's footsteps.	I haven't been on the job five minutes and already she's making advances to me.  Not that I care -- but where is your husband?
well, i won't stand for much.  and i won't stand for you if you don't show some improvement soon.  look at your report card last month -- "d" in spelling...  six in behavior. now who were the six?  a fine state of affairs -- no wonder you can't matriculate, now what were you saying?	The future of Freedonia rests upon you.  Promise me you will follow in my husband's footsteps.
in choosing you, i feel that i serve my country well.  i heartily endorse everything you stand for.	Well, I won't stand for much.  And I won't stand for you if you don't show some improvement soon.  Look at your report card last month -- "D" in spelling...  six in behavior. Now who were the six?  A fine state of affairs -- no wonder you can't matriculate, now what were you saying?
what'll i do with this card?	You can keep it -- I've got a whole pack...  Now what were you saying?
oh, would you...?	For you, I would do anything...
mrs. teasdale, i'm willing to pocket my pride and do anything i can to make up with his excellency.	Oh, would you...?
i shall report this indignity the my president.  mrs. teasdale,  i feel this regrettable occurrence will plunge our countries into war.	This is terrible!
gentlemen!  gentlemen!	I didn't come here to be insulted.
well no -- not exactly -- but --	Gloria -- I've waited for years.  I won't be put off!  I love you!  I want you!  Can't you see that I'm at your feet?
oh.  then there his somebody else?	Well no -- not exactly -- but --
ambassador trentino, i am indeed honored...  but you see - well - i --	Oh.  Then there his somebody else?
...but would further cement the relations of our countries.	Ambassador Trentino, I am indeed honored...  But you see - well - I --
ambassador!  i am so anxious for you to meet our new dictator.	Mrs. Teasdale -- no matter who rules Freedonia, to me you will always be the first lady of the land.
what is money?  mrs. teasdale, for you -- i would do anything.	Ambassador!  I am so anxious for you to meet our new dictator.
your uncle has been such a friend to us in every crisis.  without his country's financial aid --	What is money?  Mrs. Teasdale, for you -- I would do anything.
if only we can get his excellency to listen to reason...	Perhaps he will listen to you...
fine nothing!  i didn't want war... my plan was to marry mrs. teasdale and overthrow firefly.	Maybe you can still win the old dame over -- why not try to --
i thought everything was working out fine.	Fine nothing!  I didn't want war... My plan was to marry Mrs. Teasdale and overthrow Firefly.
this is all firefly's fault -- that idiot, that fool...	I thought everything was working out fine.
my dear niece -- i must ask you not to interfere.  war is not a woman's problem.	It is every woman's problem.  Who supplies the sons? -- the brothers? -- the husbands?  Who...
uncle, you can't do this!	My dear niece -- I must ask you not to interfere.  War is not a woman's problem.
maybe it's not going to be so easy. from what i've heard, mrs. teasdale is rather sweet on this rufus t. firefly.	That's where you come in.  I'll leave him in your hands, and don't forget you're supposed to be my niece.
with mrs. teasdale as my wife and freedonia under my control --	Maybe it's not going to be so easy. From what I've heard, Mrs. Teasdale is rather sweet on this Rufus T. Firefly.
so that's the one you want to marry.	With Mrs. Teasdale as my wife and Freedonia under my control --
oh no, mr. merrick. no. no son as loving as you are could ever be a disappointment.	If only I could find her. If only she could see me now, here, with such lovely kind friends. You, Mrs. Treves, and you, Mr. Treves. Then maybe she would love me as I am. I've tried to hard to be good.
she has the face of an angel... she was an angel. she was so kind... so kind to me. it's not her fault, for in the fourth month of her maternal condition she was knocked down by an elephant. i'm sure i must have been a great disappointment to her.	Oh no, Mr. Merrick. No. No son as loving as you are could ever be a disappointment.
oh... why mr. merrick she's beautiful.	She has the face of an angel... She was an angel. She was so kind... so kind to me. It's not her fault, for in the fourth month of her maternal condition she was knocked down by an elephant. I'm sure I must have been a great disappointment to her.
i've always thought that myself.	Oh, yes.
they have noble faces.	I've always thought that myself.
and here is one of frederick's mother.	How lovely.
oh yes. you have so many nice things, and so much room.	Oh?
one or two?	Two, please.
yes please, two.	One or two?
mr. merrick, sugar?	Yes please, two.
...am i a good man or am i a bad man?	Oh Frederick.
frederick, just what is it that you are saying?	...Am I a good man or am I a bad man?
but why did i do it? what was this all for? so john merrick could live out his last days in peace and comfort? or so i could become famous?	Frederick, just what is it that you are saying?
oh that's absurd, frederick. no, no frederick, that's all wrong! john is happier and more fulfilled now than he has ever been in his entire life. and, that is completely due to you.	But why did I do it? What was this all for? So John Merrick could live out his last days in peace and comfort? Or so I could become famous?
that i am very little different from him.	Oh that's absurd, Frederick. No, no Frederick, that's all wrong! John is happier and more fulfilled now than he has ever been in his entire life. And, that is completely due to you.
oh, freddie. what could that wretched vampire say to upset you?	That I am very little different from him.
oh... i've just been thinking about something that man bytes said.	Oh, Freddie. What could that wretched vampire say to upset you?
...freddie! what's the matter? you've been like this all evening.	Oh... I've just been thinking about something that man Bytes said.
hmmm?	...Freddie! What's the matter? You've been like this all evening.
more romances for john?	Hmmm?
dinner will be served, shortly, dear.	More romances for John?
you stay with me.	Dinner will be served, shortly, dear.
yes.	And here are my mother and father.
john loves the house.	Do you?
well, these things take time.	I've only got until two o'clock tomorrow afternoon, when Carr Gomm meets him. Somehow, between now and then I've got to make John Merrick at least seem like an intelligent man... Why am I fooling myself? Nothing short of John delivering the Sermon on the Mount is going to sway Carr Gomm...
i'm sorry... i don't know either. i just don't know.	Well, these things take time.
i'm sure i don't know, freddie.	I'm sorry... I don't know either. I just don't know.
and what qualities are those? intelligence or stupidity?	I'm sure I don't know, Freddie.
perhaps you're just polishing a stone, endowing this elephant man with qualities he doesn't possess?	And what qualities are those? Intelligence or stupidity?
i don't know. i can't explain it. if this is an intelligent man, trapped in the body of a monster, then i'm under a moral obligation to help free that mind, free that spirit as best i can, to help him live as full and content a life as possible. but! if he's an imbecile, who's body i can't treat and who's mind i can't touch, well, then my obligation is discharged. they can put him where they will; he won't be bothered, i won't be bothered, and everyone's conscience can remain free and untroubled. and that is my dilemma... what is in his mind?	Perhaps you're just polishing a stone, endowing this Elephant Man with qualities he doesn't possess?
frederick, why are you so interested in this particular case?	I don't know. I can't explain it. If this is an intelligent man, trapped in the body of a monster, then I'm under a moral obligation to help free that mind, free that spirit as best I can, to help him live as full and content a life as possible. But! If he's an imbecile, who's body I can't treat and who's mind I can't touch, well, then my obligation is discharged. They can put him where they will; he won't be bothered, I won't be bothered, and everyone's conscience can remain free and untroubled. And that is my dilemma... what is in his mind?
he is. i mean, i've always thought he was. i think he must be. is he simple? or is that just something i've wished upon him to make things simpler for myself?	Frederick, why are you so interested in this particular case?
but i thought you said that he was rather... simple?	He is. I mean, I've always thought he was. I think he must be. Is he simple? Or is that just something I've wished upon him to make things simpler for myself?
well, i wasn't sure whether he was parroting me because that's all he was capable of, or whether he sensed that that's all i wanted to hear, and he was trying to please me.	But I thought you said that he was rather... simple?
what do you mean?	Well, I wasn't sure whether he was parroting me because that's all he was capable of, or whether he sensed that that's all I wanted to hear, and he was trying to please me.
i shouldn't be. we made great progress today. i taught him to repeat a few basic phrases. he did rather well, too, but i had to lead him every step of the way. though frankly, at times i was unsure of who was leading whom.	What do you mean?
freddie?... freddie, don't look so discouraged.	I shouldn't be. We made great progress today. I taught him to repeat a few basic phrases. He did rather well, too, but I had to lead him every step of the way. Though frankly, at times I was unsure of who was leading whom.
yes, and they send their kisses. would you like your sherry now?	No, I think a whiskey.
yes, very well, i think. are the girls in bed?	Yes, and they send their kisses. Would you like your sherry now?
did it go well, darling?	Yes, very well, I think. Are the girls in bed?
you won't be long?	I'll join you shortly.
like this.	I'll get my bag.
what is it?	Like this.
our man is sick. come right away.	What is it?
i found it.	Did you see it?
yes?	I found it.
excuse me, mr. treves, sir.	Yes?
don't!	Shut up!
i'll show you! i'll show you!	Don't!
what are you going to do?	I'll show you! I'll show you!
if he does it's his own fault! but i'm not burying that swollen bag of flesh.	What are you going to do?
he's sick, bytes. he's going to die.	If he does it's his own fault! But I'm not burying that swollen bag of flesh.
he's doing it to spite me, i tell you, and it's got to stop!	He's sick, Bytes. He's going to die.
aw, bytes, he's sick.	He's doing it to spite me, I tell you, and it's got to stop!
you sly bastard. you're doing this to spite me, aren't you!	Aw, Bytes, he's sick.
now i think we really do understand one another.	Right... Right.
so you can beat him? so you can starve him? a dog in the street would fare better with you!	I've got my rights, damn you, and I'm going to the authorities!
i want him back!	So you can beat him? So you can starve him? A dog in the street would fare better with you!
you don't own this man!	I want him back!
you think you're better 'n me? you wanted the freak to show all your doctor chums and make a name for yourself, you guv. so i gave him to you. on trust, in the name of science! and now i want him back.	You don't own this man!
all you do is profit from another man's misery!	You think you're better 'n me? YOU wanted the freak to show all your doctor chums and make a name for yourself, you guv. So I gave him to you. On trust, in the name of science! And now I want him back.
he's a freak! that's how they live. we're partners, him and i, business partners. you're willfully deprivin' me of my livlihood!	All you do is profit from another man's misery!
i know what you've done to him and he's never going back to that.	He's a freak! That's how they live. We're partners, him and I, business partners. You're willfully deprivin' me of my livlihood!
pull the other one, why don't you! we made a deal!	I know what you've done to him and he's never going back to that.
you misunderstood. this man suffered a severe fall, if you take my meaning. he's my patient now and i must do what...	Pull the other one, why don't you! We made a deal!
don't... don't muck me about. you've had plenty of time to fix him up, and he's leaving with me, now. do you understand me? now, mr. treves. we had a bargain!	You misunderstood. This man suffered a severe fall, if you take my meaning. He's my patient now and I must do what...
he's still very sick. please come downstairs with me. i'll explain the situation.	DON'T... Don't muck me about. You've had plenty of time to fix him up, and he's leaving with me, NOW. Do you understand me? Now, Mr. Treves. We had a bargain!
never mind that, i want my man!	He's still very sick. Please come downstairs with me. I'll explain the situation.
just a moment, how did you get in here?	Never mind that, I want my man!
i want my man back.	Just a moment, how did you get in here?
i like doing business with you. you and i understand each other, completely. i know i can trust you. can't i?	Everything will be seen to.
can't you fix him up here? ...he's my livelihood. listen.	You listen, you're not going to have much of a livelihood if this man dies. He's got the rale, he's very weak, and I don't know how much damage has been done by his "fall". Now stop wasting time and fetch a cab.
this man belongs in hospital.	Can't you fix him up here? ...He's my livelihood. Listen.
that's the way he sleeps. if he lays down, he'll die.  head's too heavy.	This man belongs in hospital.
why is he sitting up like this? he needs rest.	That's the way he sleeps. If he lays down, he'll die.  Head's too heavy.
he's a clumsy git. never watches where he is going.	Why is he sitting up like this? He needs rest.
he must have taken quite a fall.	He's a clumsy git. Never watches where he is going.
he fell.  he falls.	He must have taken quite a fall.
what happened?	He fell.  He falls.
i intend to.	What happened?
he was fine when he left here, and now look at him.	I intend to.
what do you mean?	He was fine when he left here, and now look at him.
what did you do to him? he's been like this all night!	What do you mean?
don't you think this is a bit premature? we don't have the backing yet to...	Steady on, Treves. Have a seat.
well... i'll let you know if there's something in the afternoon post.	Please do.
but he's so afraid he's going to be carted off. i've promised him that won't happen.	Well... I'll let you know if there's something in the afternoon post.
frankly, treves, it's not what i'd expected. a few small cheques. well- wishers. don't worry, these things undoubtedly take time.	But he's so afraid he's going to be carted off. I've promised him that won't happen.
has the response picked up?	Frankly, Treves, it's not what I'd expected. A few small cheques. Well- wishers. Don't worry, these things undoubtedly take time.
no, we don't. their committees have informed me that they're unwilling to take mr. merrick, even if they were supplied with funds. they don't want him.	Well, it's up to us then, isn't it?
don't we?	No, we don't. Their committees have informed me that they're unwilling to take Mr. Merrick, even if they were supplied with funds. They don't want him.
do you think they'll go along with us?	Of course they will. They're reasonable men.
excellent. we shall present them, along with the other particulars of the case to the committee. i want them to see, exactly, how horribly his body has been affected. you and i shall vouch for his inner qualities.	Do you think they'll go along with us?
well, yes.	Excellent. We shall present them, along with the other particulars of the case to the committee. I want them to see, exactly, how horribly his body has been affected. You and I shall vouch for his inner qualities.
no, not that way. broadneck and the others don't like to deal with patients directly. it makes them queasy... do you have any photographs of mr. merrick?	Well, yes.
i could easily arrange...	No, not that way. Broadneck and the others don't like to deal with patients directly. It makes them queasy... Do you have any photographs of Mr. Merrick?
you are quite right, treves, this is an exceptional case. and i quite agree that the committee should see mr. merrick.	I could easily arrange...
no you can't. you can't begin to know, no one can.	You are quite right, Treves, this is an exceptional case. And I quite agree that the committee should see Mr. Merrick.
yes, i think i can.	No you can't. You can't begin to know, no one can.
can you imagine what his life has been like?	Yes, I think I can.
treves. well done.	Not me, sir. Mr. Merrick. He succeeded in spite of my shortsightedness.
i don't understand.	Tell me, John, how did you know the rest of the 23rd Psalm?
how did you, know the rest? i never taught you the rest of it.	I don't understand.
yes, i'm very sorry to have wasted your time, sir. i just felt that i had to do anything i could to protect him.	I'm sorry too. He simply doesn't belong here. He's be much happier somewhere else, where he could be constantly looked after. Believe me, Frederick, it's better that it worked out this way. Good day.
it was a nice try, treves, but the man is so obviously mouthing your words.	Yes, I'm very sorry to have wasted your time, sir. I just felt that I had to do anything I could to protect him.
oh yes?	And what was that, John?
yes, i spoke to both the british home and royal hospital for incurables. i'm afraid that they weren't very encouraging, but they said they'd bring it up at their next committee meeting, so we should have their answers shortly.	Fine, fine. You know, your dedication to this patient is an inspiring thing, Treves. But you must remember that this is a hospital, and there are many patients here. Patients who can be made well, and you owe them your first consideration. Just don't become so obsessed, old man, that you begin to neglect them.
he needn't. i have no desire to cause him any discomfort. did you make those inquiries we spoke about?	Yes, I spoke to both the British Home and Royal Hospital for Incurables. I'm afraid that they weren't very encouraging, but they said they'd bring it up at their next committee meeting, so we should have their answers shortly.
...as i said, it's only a physical problem... but i do feel that mr. merrick is very flattered that you're taking the time and trouble to meet him, and he's most anxious to make a good impression, so he might seem rather nervous.	He needn't. I have no desire to cause him any discomfort. Did you make those inquiries we spoke about?
speaking is one thing, treves, but can the man comprehend?	...As I said, it's only a physical problem... but I do feel that Mr. Merrick is very flattered that you're taking the time and trouble to meet him, and he's most anxious to make a good impression, so he might seem rather nervous.
it's only a physical problem. he has trouble with certain sounds because of the constrictive deformity of the mouth. but he can talk, and has a great eagerness to make contact with people who will let him. so if you have any difficulty understanding what he is saying, just tell me and i'll make it clear.	Speaking is one thing, Treves, but can the man comprehend?
two o'clock then... you know treves... it seems this acquaintance of yours has become rather more than just an acquaintance.	...Yes, Sir.
wh... whatever is most convenient for you, sir.	Two o'clock then... you know Treves... It seems this acquaintance of yours has become rather more than just an acquaintance.
shall we say two o'clock tomorrow afternoon?	Wh... whatever is most convenient for you, sir.
thank you very much sir. shall we say in a few days then?	Shall we say two o'clock tomorrow afternoon?
singularly unpleasant chap... uh... i don't suppose there would be any harm in my meeting your... patient, mr. treves.	Thank you very much Sir. Shall we say in a few days then?
then will you meet him, as a representative of the committee.	Mr. Treves, it's out of the question. I want to hear as soon as possible what the other hospitals can do. I'm sorry.
no, treves, it's out of the question. now if it was up to me, i'd say "certainly, let's meet the fellow, by all means," i'm sorry, i simply can't speak for the other members of the committee.	Then will you meet him, as a representative of the committee.
i don't agree. no one can make a reasonable decision about this man's future without at least meeting him. no doctor would presume to diagnose a patient he had never met.	No, Treves, it's out of the question. Now if it was up to me, I'd say "Certainly, let's meet the fellow, by all means," I'm sorry, I simply can't speak for the other members of the committee.
i really don't think that's necessary treves. i'm quite sure the committee will be able to make an equitable decision on the merits of the case, such as they are.	I don't agree. No one can make a reasonable decision about this man's future without at least meeting him. No doctor would presume to diagnose a patient he had never met.
well sir, perhaps i should explain...	I really don't think that's necessary Treves. I'm quite sure the committee will be able to make an equitable decision on the merits of the case, such as they are.
a few words? i thought he was imbecile?	Well sir, perhaps I should explain...
he's doing very well. in fact that's why i came to see you. i think that if i were to present mr. merrick to the hospital committee, then they would have a chance to see for themselves not only the extraordinary nature of the disease, but of the man as well. if the committee had a chance to speak with him, hear him say a few words for himself, i'm sure they would see him as a patient, rather than as a violation of the rules.	A few words? I thought he was imbecile?
good! how is the patient?	He's doing very well. In fact that's why I came to see you. I think that if I were to present Mr. Merrick to the hospital committee, then they would have a chance to see for themselves not only the extraordinary nature of the disease, but of the man as well. If the committee had a chance to speak with him, hear him say a few words for himself, I'm sure they would see him as a patient, rather than as a violation of the rules.
ah, no sir. i had planned to see them in the morning.	Good! How is the patient?
have you contacted the british home and the royal hospital?	Ah, no sir. I had planned to see them in the morning.
i certainly sympathize with your problem, treves... why don't you try the british home, or the royal hospital for perhaps they would have a place for him.	Yes sir, I'll look into that.  Would you like to meet him sir?
no, more of an acquaintance.	I certainly sympathize with your problem, Treves... Why don't you try the British Home, or the Royal Hospital for perhaps they would have a place for him.
oh, is he a friend of yours?	No, more of an acquaintance.
yes, i'm well aware of that. but this case is quite exceptional.	Oh, is he a friend of yours?
what are your plans then, treves... you are aware that the london does not accept incurables. the rules are quite clear on that point.	Yes, I'm well aware of that. But this case is quite exceptional.
yes sir.	What are your plans then, Treves... You are aware that the London does not accept incurables. The rules are quite clear on that point.
deformed? is that it. then am i to assume that he is ultimately incurable?	Yes sir.
well sir, he's quite seriously deformed, and i fear the other patients would find him... rather shocking.	Deformed? Is that it. Then am I to assume that he is ultimately incurable?
why isn't he in the general ward, then?	Well sir, he's quite seriously deformed, and I fear the other patients would find him... rather shocking.
no sir, he's got bronchitis and he's been badly beaten.	Why isn't he in the General Ward, then?
a hospital is no place for secrecy, mr. treves. doctors spiriting hooded figures about are liable to cause comment. why wasn't this patient properly admitted, and why is he in isolation? is he contagious?	No sir, he's got bronchitis and he's been badly beaten.
indeed!	A hospital is no place for secrecy, Mr. Treves. Doctors spiriting hooded figures about are liable to cause comment. Why wasn't this patient properly admitted, and why is he in isolation? Is he contagious?
don't be frightened. he won't hurt you.	Indeed!
it's quite nutritious, sir.	Don't be mad. This muck can kill you.
you've acquired a taste for this?	It's quite nutritious, sir.
good morning, sir.	You've acquired a taste for this?
good morning, treves.	Good morning, sir.
i am very pleased to meet you.	I hope we can talk together again sometime. Good day.
it was a great pleasure to meet you, mr. merrick.	I am very pleased to meet you.
what is it, treves?	Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies, Thou anointest my head with oil...
...everyone has been very kind.	Yes, of course... Well, it's been a pleasure meeting you, Mr. Merrick. Good day.
of course. how long did you and mr. treves prepare for this interview?	...everyone has been very kind.
...i... everyone has been very kind to me.	Of course. How long did you and Mr. Treves prepare for this interview?
are you comfortable here?	Everyone has been very kind. I am extremely grateful.
i feel much better. thank you.	Are you comfortable here?
i'm feeling very fit, thank you. how is your bronchitis?	I feel much better. Thank you.
i feel much better. thank you for asking. and you?	I'm feeling very fit, thank you. How is your bronchitis?
how are you feeling today?	I feel much better. Thank you for asking. And you?
you never mentioned his mental state.	He's imbecile, no doubt from birth. He speaks, but... it's all gibberish. No, the man's a homeless idiot...  I pray God he's an idiot.
i don't know what i've got.	Nothing of any importance, eh?
certainly, if you insist. you must have quite a find there.	I don't know what I've got.
you'll know presently. at the meeting of the society. but until then, i beg of you fox, keep it to yourself.	Certainly, if you insist. You must have quite a find there.
good lord, freddie! what have you got in there?	You'll know presently. At the meeting of the society. But until then, I beg of you Fox, keep it to yourself.
i say freddie, what are you about?	Oh nothing... nothing of any great importance.
abominable things these machines. one can't reason with them.	What a mess.
mmmm. hodges, pierce come closer. mr. hill, take hold of the rope please. it's a machine accident. i expect you'll be seeing a good deal of this.	Abominable things these machines. One can't reason with them.
three quarters of an hour.	Mmmm. Hodges, Pierce come closer. Mr. Hill, take hold of the rope please. It's a machine accident. I expect you'll be seeing a good deal of this.
how long has this man been here?	Three quarters of an hour.
oui, dat de tongues of de mans is be full of deceits.	I know no way to mince it in love, but directly to say "I love you". What! A speaker is but a prater; a rhyme is but a ballad. A good leg will fall; a straight back will stoop; a black beard will turn white; a curl'd pate will grow bald; a fair face will wither; a full eye will wax hollow; but a good heart, Kate, is the sun and the moon, or rather the sun and not the moon; for it shines bright and never changes, but keeps his course truly.
what say you, fair one? that the tongues of men are full of deceits?	Oui, dat de tongues of de mans is be full of deceits.
o bon dieu! les langues des hommes sont pleines de tramperies.	What say you, fair one? That the tongues of men are full of deceits?
an angel is like you, kate, and you are like an angel.	O bon Dieu! les langues des hommes sont pleines de tramperies.
pardonnez-moi, i cannot tell vat is "like me".	An angel is like you, Kate, and you are like an angel.
o fair katharine, if you will love me soundly with your french heart, i will be glad to hear you confess it brokenly with your english tongue. do you like me, kate?	Pardonnez-moi, I cannot tell vat is "like me".
your majesty shall mock at me; i cannot speak your england.	O fair Katharine, if you will love me soundly with your French heart, I will be glad to hear you confess it brokenly with your English tongue. Do you like me, Kate?
fair katharine, and most fair, will you vouchsafe to teach a soldier terms such as will enter at a lady's ear and plead his love-suit to her gentle heart?	Your majesty shall mock at me; I cannot speak your England.
oh no?	Oh no... no... you're a Romeo.
why, mr. merrick, you're not an elephant man at all...	Oh no?
o, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do. they pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.	Why, Mr. Merrick, you're not an Elephant Man at all...
ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.	O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do. They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.
have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?	Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
have you read it?	No, but I certainly shall.
that's one thing the theatre has in great store. which reminds me. i have something else for you...	Have you read it?
romance!	That's one thing the theatre has in great store. which reminds me. I have something else for you...
it's very difficult to put into a nutshell, but i should say the theater is the shrine of the imagination, where one may suspend disbelief and travel anywhere in the world, to any time you desire. you may look over the shoulders of kings, unobserved, battle with ruthless tyrants, and marry the beautiful princess, all in the space of a few hours. onstage you may be whoever you wish to be, do anything you please, and always, always live happily ever after. the theatre is all the brightest and best things of the world, mr. merrick. it is lights and music, gaiety and joy. it's... well, it's romance.	Romance!
tell me about it, please!	It's very difficult to put into a nutshell, but I should say the theater is the shrine of the imagination, where one may suspend disbelief and travel anywhere in the world, to any time you desire. You may look over the shoulders of kings, unobserved, battle with ruthless tyrants, and marry the beautiful princess, all in the space of a few hours. Onstage you may be whoever you wish to be, do anything you please, and always, always live happily ever after. The theatre is all the brightest and best things of the world, Mr. Merrick. It is lights and music, gaiety and joy. It's... well, it's romance.
well you must go. it is one of the most beautiful places on earth. of course, i'm rather partial.	Tell me about it, please!
alas, no.	Well you must go. It is one of the most beautiful places on earth. Of course, I'm rather partial.
you've never been?	Alas, no.
well, even to work there would be wonderful. is it beautiful?	You've never been?
oh no, mr. merrick. i just work there.	Well, even to work there would be wonderful. Is it beautiful?
mr. treves says that you are in the theatre. do you live there?	Oh no, Mr. Merrick. I just work there.
yes.	Mr. Treves says that you are in the theatre. Do you live there?
she's very pretty, your mother.	Yes.
oh, no. i would never think it! it's so beautiful. you are so... i'll give it a place of honor, here, next to my mother.	She's very pretty, your mother.
i want you to know that i don't go about giving my pictures to just anyone.	Oh, no. I would never think it! It's so beautiful. You are so... I'll give it a place of honor, here, next to my mother.
i knew you'd understand. here.	I want you to know that I don't go about giving my pictures to just anyone.
oh, no.	I knew you'd understand. Here.
i've brought you some things. i hope you'll like, mr. merrick. i hope you don't think it too forward.	Oh, no.
good day...!	I've brought you some things. I hope you'll like, Mr. Merrick. I hope you don't think it too forward.
well, it's all quite... i've never heard... it's quite...	Yes.
yes. there is nothing more frustrating, nothing that makes a physician feel more useless, than standing by watching his patient deteriorate. and when that patient is a friend, no... no, there's absolutely nothing i can do.	Well, it's all quite... I've never heard... It's quite...
is he... dying then?	Yes. There is nothing more frustrating, nothing that makes a physician feel more useless, than standing by watching his patient deteriorate. And when that patient is a friend, no... no, there's absolutely nothing I can do.
and yet, not once have any of us heard him complain.	Is he... dying then?
how awful for john.	And yet, not once have any of us heard him complain.
i fear not, mrs. kendal. even in the short time he was gone the size of his head has increased rapidly... as is his pain.	How awful for John.
well it is a miracle he ever got back. and, i'm sure, mr. treves, under your expert care, he'll have many happy years ahead.	I fear not, Mrs. Kendal. Even in the short time he was gone the size of his head has increased rapidly... as is his pain.
i'm very grateful to you, mrs. kendal. this is just the thing to help him forget his ordeal. john will be very excited.	Well it is a miracle he ever got back. And, I'm sure, Mr. Treves, under your expert care, he'll have many happy years ahead.
it's all arranged. i'll send over some evening gowns for the sisters that you select to accompany mr. merrick. you'll be using the royal entrance and princess alexandra herself will be there to welcome him to her private box.	I'm very grateful to you, Mrs. Kendal. This is just the thing to help him forget his ordeal. John will be very excited.
john, i'd like you to meet one of the brightest lights of the british stage, mrs. kendal. mrs. kendal, john merrick.	Good day, Mr. Merrick.
oh, yes.	You know, I saw you once there, in London. You're a great attraction.
say hello to london for me. i miss her.	Oh, yes.
oh no, my friend...	Say hello to London for me. I miss her.
i'm sorry i could only get you a third class ticket, but it's all we had.	Oh no, my friend...
yes.	Won't be a moment.
of course! you want out?	Yes.
you're english.	Of course! You want out?
want to come out?	You're English.
y-y-yes--	Want to come out?
you alright?	y-y-yes--
i'll have to find some more.	Yes... well, good day, Mr. Merrick.
the... oh, the spire! how silly of me, it's as plain as day... mr. merrick, where did you learn to do this?	...I learned a long time ago.
the main spire.	The... oh, the spire! How silly of me, it's as plain as day... Mr. Merrick, where did you learn to do this?
what's this?	The main spire.
it's alright, it was thrown away. no one wants it. it's just that it's a little dirty, that's all.	What's this?
i meant no harm, it was the only place where i could find cardboard. i thought it has been thrown away.	It's alright, it was thrown away. No one wants it. It's just that it's a little dirty, that's all.
the hallway? oh, the wastecan!	I meant no harm, it was the only place where I could find cardboard. I thought it has been thrown away.
where did you get this box?	The hallway? Oh, the wastecan!
thank you... very much.	Where did you get this box?
but it's so good, i mean... it's so very good.	Thank you... very much.
yes.	But it's so good, I mean... it's so very good.
what? oh! i see! it's st. phillips. oh, of course. why... why that's very good, i mean you've gotten the windows and arches just right.	Yes.
good morning, mr. merrick.	Good morning.
well, if there is nothing more, i suppose we'll be leaving you now.	No, nothing.
thank you very much.	Well, if there is nothing more, I suppose we'll be leaving you now.
feeling better now, mr. merrick?	Yes.
goodnight john. sleep well.	You too, my friend. Goodnight.
then i shouldn't change anything?	No, no, I wouldn't change a thing.
no, john, not one that i can see.	Then I shouldn't change anything?
mr. treves, tell me... tell me truly. is it alright, did i make any mistakes that you can see?	No, John, not one that I can see.
yes john?	Mr. Treves, tell me... tell me truly. Is it alright, did I make any mistakes that you can see?
oh yes! it was wonderful!	I'm glad, John. Goodnight.
splendid. it's truly a masterpiece. well, i suppose i'll be on my way now. i hoped your enjoyed yourself this evening.	Oh yes! It was wonderful!
yes, very soon.	Splendid. it's truly a masterpiece. Well, I suppose I'll be on my way now. I hoped your enjoyed yourself this evening.
will the cathedral be finished soon, john?	Yes, very soon.
oh no, i couldn't.	It's for you, John. It's all for you. Go ahead, let them see you.
stand up, john. let them see you.	Oh no, I couldn't.
mr. treves! treves.	John.... how can you ever forgive me?
are you sure? because i can take it back.	Mr. Treves. Thank you my... friends.
oh, mr. treves. mr. treves.	Are you sure? Because I can take it back.
is it the one you wanted?	Oh, Mr. Treves. Mr. Treves.
there is one more thing, john. here.	Is it the one you wanted?
my home.	There is one more thing, John. Here.
please... please thank the governing committee for me. i will do my utmost to merit their kindness.	My home.
yes.	Please... please thank the governing committee for me. I will do my utmost to merit their kindness.
you did this for me?	Yes.
yes, john.	You did this for me?
...my... home?	Yes, John.
you want a dressing bag, john?	You don't think it's too gaudy, do you?
please john, it would give me so much pleasure to give you something. something just for yourself. isn't there something you would like to have?	You want a dressing bag, John?
oh no! there is nothing! i have everything, you have given me everything i could possibly want. i am happy every hour of the day. i only wish there was something i could give to you.	Please John, it would give me so much pleasure to give you something. Something just for yourself. Isn't there something you would like to have?
how blind of me. is there anything else, john, anything at all that i could get for you?	Oh no! There is nothing! I have everything, you have given me everything I could possibly want. I am happy every hour of the day. I only wish there was something I could give to you.
yes, soon i will start the main spire, but i must finish these columns first, how kind of her!	How blind of me. Is there anything else, John, anything at all that I could get for you?
the cathedral is coming along nicely.	Yes, soon I will start the main spire, but I must finish these columns first, How kind of her!
no john, i can't. i can care for you, but i can't cure you.	I thought as much.
...can you cure me?	No John, I can't. I can care for you, but I can't cure you.
yes, john?	...Can you cure me?
mr. treves, there is something i've been meaning to ask you for some time...	Yes, John?
never, oh! never, nothing will die. the stream flows the wind blows the heart beats nothing will die.	Mr. Treves, there is something I've been meaning to ask you for some time...
when will the stream be aweary of flowing under my eye? when will the wind be aweary of blowing over the sky? when will the clouds be aweary of fleeting? when will the heart be aweary of beating, and nature die?	Never, oh! Never, nothing will die. the stream flows the wind blows the heart beats Nothing will die.
good morning.	John, there's someone here who would like to meet you. Would that be alright?
good morning, john.	Good morning.
your mother?	Here.
would you... would you like to see my mother?	Your mother?
oh, they're gone for the day... with friends.	Friends. Ah yes, friends! How nice.
the children. where are your children	Oh, they're gone for the day... with friends.
of course.	The Children. Where are your children
the children! may i see?	Of course.
oh, our relatives... the children.	The children! May I see?
who are they of?	Oh, our relatives... the children.
oh yes.	Who are they of?
i love the way you've arranged your pictures on the mantlepiece. is that the way it's done in most houses?	Oh yes.
not at all, john.	I love the way you've arranged your pictures on the mantlepiece. Is that the way it's done in most houses?
it's very good. i'm enjoying my visit with you very much. it's so very kind of you to have me as a guest in your home. i'm sorry i made a spectacle of myself.	Not at all, John.
how is your tea, john?	It's very good. I'm enjoying my visit with you very much. It's so very kind of you to have me as a guest in your home. I'm sorry I made a spectacle of myself.
ohhh...	How is your tea, John?
that's a canopy, john.	Ohhh...
well, it's a lovely bedroom. what do you call that thing above the bed?	That's a canopy, John.
john... what's the matter? john... why are you upset?	I'm not used to such kindness. From a beautiful woman.
thank you very much.	When one is invited to tea, one must look one's best.
you look splendid, john.	Thank you very much.
how long will i stay here?	I promise you. You will never see the inside of that horrible place again. You will never, ever go back to the workhouse... or that man. It's a splendid room, don't you think?
of course! what did you think?	How long will I stay here?
the hospital?	Of course! What did you think?
yes.	The hospital?
this... is my new home?	Yes.
good evening. very well, thank you. and you?	Very well, thank you. I have something for you, John. I'm sure you'll enjoy it, it's very popular.
good evening. how are you feeling?	Good evening. Very well, thank you. And you?
oh, no do not say that. you have been so kind to me. i was afraid to say too much. people always want me to be quiet. you wanted me to speak, but i was afraid. forgive me.	We do have a lot to talk about, don't we?
i never thought to ask. how can you ever forgive me?	Oh, no do not say that. You have been so kind to me. I was afraid to say too much. People always want me to be quiet. You wanted me to speak, but I was afraid. Forgive me.
you did not ask me.	I never thought to ask. How can you ever forgive me?
why did you let me go on like that, teaching you what you already knew? why didn't you tell me you could read?	You did not ask me.
...yes potatoes... but...	But the variety of food here is very pleasing... I commend you.
mr. merrick likes the food here. don't you john?	Oh yes! It is much better than what I am used to.
john, may i introduce you to sir carr gomm.	Hello... my name is John Merrick. I am very pleased to meet you.
very good, very good. now, when your visitor comes today i want you to say it exactly the way you said it just now. i will introduce him to you and you will say the words you've learned. if you have any trouble with any of the words, i'll help you. i'm sure you'll be just fine. if you do as well for him as you've done for me these last two days, then i'm sure our visitor will be very pleased. now, let's go through the whole thing again, shall we? i will say "may i introduce you to mr. carr gomm." and you will say...	Hello, my name is John Merrick. I am very pleased to meet you!
righteousness for his namesake.	Very good, very good. Now, when your visitor comes today I want you to say it exactly the way you said it just now. I will introduce him to you and you will say the words you've learned. If you have any trouble with any of the words, I'll help you. I'm sure you'll be just fine. If you do as well for him as you've done for me these last two days, then I'm sure our visitor will be very pleased. Now, let's go through the whole thing again, shall we? I will say "May I introduce you to Mr. Carr Gomm." And you will say...
righteousness...	Righteousness for his namesake.
the lord is my shepherd, i shall not want, he maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside still waters. he restoreth my soul: he guideth me in the paths of righteousness...	Righteousness...
why, my dear mrs. mothershead, how good of you to join us. mr. merrick, will you please introduce yourself?	Hello, my name is John Merrick.
well, that's alright. i understand you. now, say the whole thing again, hello ...	Hello... my name is... John Merrick.
mmmerrick.	Well, that's alright. I understand you. Now, say the whole thing again, Hello ...
say "mmmerrick."	Mmmerrick.
mmmerrick.	Say "Mmmerrick."
say "mmmerrick."	Mmmerrick.
merrick...	Say "Mmmerrick."
say "merrick".	Merrick...
john... merrick	Say "Merrick".
john merrick.	John... Merrick
my... name is...	John Merrick.
my name is...	My... name is...
hello...	My name is...
excellent! now, say... "hello"	Hello...
yes.	Excellent! Now, say... "Hello"
very good! oh yes! now listen. i'm going to say some things to you and i want you to repeat them... um... i want you to say them back to me. do you understand? i'm going to say some things to you and i want you to say them back to me. do you understand?	Yes.
yes!	Very good! Oh yes! Now listen. I'm going to say some things to you and I want you to repeat them... um... I want you to say them back to me. Do you understand? I'm going to say some things to you and I want you to say them back to me. Do you understand?
that's much better. i could understand that "yes".	Yes!
yyess.	That's much better. I could understand that "yes".
yyyess.	Yyess.
...yyes	Yyyess.
yes john!	...Yyes
yyyy... yyye... yyyess.	Yes John!
so you see, john, there's no need for a lighthouse. all your friends are here.	Welcome home, John.
well...	John thinks it's very dashing. Something no gentleman should be without. I'm inclined to agree.
you don't think it's too gaudy, do you.	Well...
a dressing bag?	You don't think it's too gaudy, do you.
yes. john wants it.	A dressing bag?
very smart indeed.	Yes. John wants it.
a dressing bag.	Very smart indeed.
yes sir.  what's that?	A dressing bag.
thank you, mothershead. have a porter put them in my office.	Yes sir.  What's that?
mr. treves, some more books arrived for mr. merrick.	Thank you, Mothershead. Have a porter put them in my office.
i bathed him, didn't i? i fed him and cleaned up after him! if loving kindness can be called care and practical concern, then yes, i did treat him with loving kindness, and i'm not ashamed to say it.	You're right, Mothershead, please forgive me... Of course, I appreciate everything you've done for John, and I'm glad that you are concerned about his welfare. But, I'm the physician in charge and I must do what I think best. I'm also very late, so please forgive me.
aren't you being just a little harsh, mothershead? you yourself hardly treated john with much loving kindness when he first arrived.	I bathed him, didn't I? I fed him and cleaned up after him! If loving kindness can be called care and practical concern, then yes, I did treat him with loving kindness, and I'm not ashamed to say it.
but you saw them, sir. they couldn't hide their disgust. they don't care anything for john, they're just trying to impress their friends.	Aren't you being just a little harsh, Mothershead? You yourself hardly treated John with much loving kindness when he first arrived.
now mothershead, you have to understand that this is very good for john. he relishes contact with people outside the hospital...	But you saw them, sir. They couldn't hide their disgust. They don't care anything for John, they're just trying to impress their friends.
i can't understand why you let those people go in there, sir.	Now Mothershead, you have to understand that this is very good for John. He relishes contact with people outside the hospital...
oh?... well, quickly please, mothershead, i'm overdue.	I can't understand why you let those people go in there, sir.
excuse me, sir. i'd like to have a word with you.	Oh?... Well, quickly please, Mothershead, I'm overdue.
incredible, isn't it? well, i think john has had enough visitors for one day, mothershead. i've got a lecture at the college, i'll be back this evening.	Excuse me, sir. I'd like to have a word with you.
watery headed bunch.	I regret that I must leave you here, m' Lord, m' Lady. Thank you so much for coming. It was an act of the greatest charity.
parrots can do as much, mr. treves. it's all very nice, but i don't see the point. you know they won't let him stay here.	I'm sure that if Mr. Merrick made a good impression on the hospital committee they'd see that he's the exception to their rule. Now I'm not expecting miracles. I'm not saying he'll be able to read or write, but I do think that I can get him to speak for himself. I'm going to arrange things with Carr Gomm right now.  That was very good, John, very good. That's all for today. We shall do some more tomorrow. Mothershead?
we've made tremendous strides today, mothershead. he listens and repeats with great attention, and this certainly isn't easy for him.	Parrots can do as much, Mr. Treves. It's all very nice, but I don't see the point. You know they won't let him stay here.
good lord, mr. treves!	We've made tremendous strides today, Mothershead. He listens and repeats with great attention, and this certainly isn't easy for him.
he's had his share of "smacks", mothershead. i expect that's what drives him under the bed. we must use patience and understanding with this man.	Perhaps you've got the time for that, Mr. Treves, I certainly don't. I've got an entire hospital to look after, and you have your real patients. Don't waste your time with him sir, it's like talking to a wall. I don't mean to be harsh, but truthfully what can you do for him? I'll be back later for his bath. And Mr. Carr Gomm would like to see you when you have a moment. Good day sir.
no, he's very upset about something.	Just being obstinate, sir. I'll handle it.
won't come out, eh?	No, he's very upset about something.
not quite yet, mrs. mothershead. there seems to be some difficulty this morning.	Won't come out, eh?
good morning, mr. treves. it'll be his bath-time soon. has he eaten?	Not quite yet, Mrs. Mothershead. There seems to be some difficulty this morning.
the workhouse.	Yes! The workhouse!
sir, you don't have to worry about me. i'm not the sort to cry out. shall we go in?	Yes... Yes, let's go in.
yes... well, i want you to clear up a little mess, a breakfast tray was spilt. and bring up another breakfast. when you've done that, you and i shall give the man a bath. but, mothershead, i'm counting on your many years of experience to get you through this, above all, do not scream, do not cry out, or in any way show this man that you are frightened of him...	Sir, you don't have to worry about me. I'm not the sort to cry out. Shall we go in?
i've heard.	Yes... Well, I want you to clear up a little mess, a breakfast tray was spilt. And bring up another breakfast. When you've done that, you and I shall give the man a bath. But, Mothershead, I'm counting on your many years of experience to get you through this, Above all, do not scream, do not cry out, or in any way show this man that you are frightened of him...
good. excellent. now then, mrs. mothershead, i want you to come into this room with me. inside there is a man with a rather... unfortunate appearance.	I've heard.
fine.	Good. Excellent. Now then, Mrs. Mothershead, I want you to come into this room with me. Inside there is a man with a rather... unfortunate appearance.
ah, mothershead. how are you feeling today?	Fine.
you're not listening to me! i ain't done nothing wrong. people pay to see your monster, mr. treves. i just take the money.	YOU'RE THE MONSTER! YOU'RE THE FREAK! GET OUT! YOU'RE FINISHED!
you bastard! you tortured him. you tortured him, you bastard. where is he?	YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME! I ain't done nothing wrong. People pay to see your monster, Mr. Treves. I just take the money.
when i left him, he was in his bed, safe and sound.	YOU BASTARD! You tortured him. YOU TORTURED HIM, you bastard. WHERE is HE?
he's gone!	When I left him, he was in his bed, safe and sound.
take him? now wait... i didn't take him anywhere. we were just having some fun. we didn't hurt him... just having a laugh, that's all.	HE'S GONE!
don't lie to me. i know all about it. you were seen. where did you take him?	Take him? Now wait... I didn't take him anywhere. We were just having some fun. We didn't hurt him... just having a laugh, that's all.
i... i don't know what you mean, sir.	Don't lie to me. I know all about it. You were SEEN. Where did you take him?
where is mr. merrick?	I... I don't know what you mean, Sir.
bytes. mr. bytes. he'll be there.	I'll send a cab. Here is my card.
so you'll bring him to me, tomorrow, 10:00 a.m.? mr...?	Bytes. Mr. Bytes. He'll be there.
pardon me?	Never mind. I'm the owner.
handsomely?... who sent you?	Pardon me?
i'd pay handsomely for a private showing. are you the proprietor?	Handsomely?... Who sent you?
i don't think so. no sir, we're closed.	I'd pay handsomely for a private showing. Are you the proprietor?
just one of the curious. i'd like to see it.	I don't think so. No sir, we're closed.
and who might you be, sir?	Just one of the curious. I'd like to see it.
are you the proprietor?	And who might you be, sir?
it's sinking! hy-brasil is sinking!	Well, my dear, I think you'll find it's all a question of what you want to believe in.... I have slightly more experience of these matters than you...
it's all right! it isn't happening!	But, Father, it IS!
it's your fantasy...	But one day I'll catch you... Like I caught her...
she did, i tell you! she could blind me as easily as the night the day.	It's your fantasy...
there is no magic, father... my mother had no magic...	She did, I tell you! She could blind me as easily as the night the day.
i don't know how you do it, aud... i sometimes think you've got some of your mother's magic...	There is no magic, Father... My mother had no magic...
it's all in your own mind, father... it's you who imagine that i'm always up here with some man or other....	I don't know how you do it, Aud... I sometimes think you've got some of your mother's magic...
ah! so you admit there is someone!	You're losing your temper!
well... where is he?	There's nobody here, Father. Look for yourself.
who? who? whoever you've got in here of course!	There IS no one.
who, father?	Who? Who? Whoever you've got in here of course!
right! where is he?	Who, Father?
ah! it's my father!	Open up! I know you're in there!
open up! i know you're in there!	Ah! It's my father!
i don't want to live without you.	But, Aud... I... I came to find someone...
no... no...	I don't want to live WITHOUT you.
then i shall come too.	No... no...
there is something i must ask the gods...	No living man has ever set foot in the Halls of Asgaard... The Gods will never let you return.
blow the third note! the note to take us home!	There is something I must ask the Gods...
not quite...	Blow the third note! The note to take us home!
erik! you've done what you came to do!	Not quite...
the second note.	The second note to wake the Gods...
yes -- i believe you do.	Then let go!
you don't have to love me. just: do you believe i love you?	Yes -- I believe you do.
i... but i...	You don't have to love me. Just: do you believe I love YOU?
do you believe i love you?	I... but I...
of course.	Do you believe I love you?
you still want to go to asgaard?	Of course.
no. don't look... the abyss will suck away your strength.	I MUST look! Keitel! Hold this!
no! no! we are in the spell of the horn! hatred will destroy us.	That's right!
and thanks for the cloak invisible!	No! WAIT! ERIK! The Cloak! The Cloak Invisible! It only seems to work on my father!
but you don't realize....	Goodbye, Aud...
no. it's you who doesn't understand, aud. halfdan has come to kill and destroy. we brought him here. we must stop him.	But you don't realize....
erik. you don't understand.	No. It's YOU who doesn't understand, Aud. Halfdan has come to kill and destroy. We brought him here. We must stop him.
i'll bring it back.	Erik. You don't understand.
no!	I'll bring it back.
where's the cloak invisible?	Why?
i mean, you could have killed yourself.	Where's the Cloak Invisible?
just give me a hand.	I mean, you could have killed yourself.
halfdan the black.	But, Erik...
who?	Halfdan the Black.
we mustn't let him land!	Who?
you're as bad as my father.	And the week before that?
five this week; how many the week before?	You're as bad as my father.
that's just what i was trying to tell you. you are...	Five this week; how many the week before?
and i thought you said it was something special...	That's just what I was trying to tell you. You ARE...
oh, for goodness' sake!	And I thought you said it was something special...
"the fifth one this week"!	Oh, for goodness' sake!
the cloak invisible. it was my mother's parting gift.	"The fifth one this week"!
i've never loved anybody!	I've never been to bed with anybody!
you've been to bed with somebody else, haven't you?	I've never LOVED anybody!
why do you go on about that? what does it matter?	You've been to bed with somebody else, haven't you?
we never went to bed together.	Why do you go on about that? What does it matter?
but you loved her all the same...	We never went to bed together.
oh... oh, i didn't know her very well...	But you LOVED her all the same...
what was she like?	Oh... oh, I didn't know her very well...
it was different...	What was she like?
what does that matter? but you've... you've... felt like this before...	It was different...
have you ever been to bed with anyone else?	What does that matter? But you've... you've... FELT like this before...
no, i mean have you ever felt that for the first time in your life you'd met somebody you could believe in with your whole heart... someone whose goals suddenly seem to be your goals... whose dreams seem to be your dreams?	HAVE you ever been to bed with anyone else?
you mean... you have got into bed with somebody else?	No, I mean have you ever felt that for the first time in your life you'd met somebody you could believe in with your whole heart... someone whose goals suddenly seem to be YOUR goals... whose dreams seem to be YOUR dreams?
no, of course not, silly -- i mean felt like this about them?	You mean... you HAVE got into bed with somebody else?
what... you mean "got into bed with" them?	No, of course not, silly -- I mean FELT like this about them?
have you ever felt like this about anyone else?	What... you mean "got into bed with" them?
yes.	But surely you know...?
why?	Yes.
what?	Put them down!  PLEASE make them put them down.
please! you don't know what you're doing!	What?
what's the matter?	PLEASE! You don't know what you're doing!
those things in your hands.	These? What are THESE? They're swords.
what are what?	Those things in your hands.
please! please! what are those?	What are what?
how d'you know we're "friends"?	Well, EVERYONE is friends here on Hy- Brasil.
well, of course. we always welcome friends.	How d'you KNOW we're "friends"?
welcome?	Well, of course. We always welcome friends.
i said welcome.	WELCOME?
what did you say?	I said welcome.
we blew the horn resounding.	SHE blew the Horn Resounding.
how do we know this is the way?	We blew the Horn Resounding.
but... how is it you can see me?  you can all see me?	What d'you mean?
but --	It was my master Keitel's idea.
loki! where did you come from?	Halfdan wanted to stop you waking the Gods... so... I disguised myself to sabotage their plans.
and will the dead ever return, freya?	That I cannot tell you.
the gods are asleep, erik.	I will go and wake them up!
is there nothing men can do?	The Gods are asleep, Erik.
of course not... but... when i was a child... i remember a dream.... it was as if the whole sky was blue...	The sky WAS blue, Erik... once.
but have you ever seen it? think back...	Of course not... but... when I was a child... I remember a dream.... it was as if the whole sky was blue...
the sun is up beyond the clouds -- where it always is.	But have you ever seen it? Think back...
have you ever seen the sun, erik?	The sun is up beyond the clouds -- where it always is.
it is day, of course, freya.	Is it summer or winter, Erik?
is it night or day, erik?	It is day, of course, Freya.
i see the world.	Is it night or day, Erik?
what do you see, erik?	I see the world.
i shouldn't have come.	They will make fun of you for listening to an old woman's stories?
now what can you want with me, erik the "viking"?	I shouldn't have come.
but it is! look!	The important thing is not to panic.
yes... oh, yes...	Then I expect you'll be leaving first thing in the morning.
well, it's not called the horn resounding for nothing.  you do know how to play the horn, don't you?	Yes... oh, yes...
oh! no! no... of course not... it's just i hadn't expected it to be quite so big.	Well, it's not called the Horn Resounding for nothing.  You DO know how to play the horn, don't you?
is there something the matter with it?	Oh! No! No... of course not... it's just I hadn't expected it to be quite so big.
you don't know halfdan the black.	I know that the Great Blessing has kept the peace for a thousand years, and will keep it for the next thousand.
not when we explain about the great blessing.	You don't know Halfdan the Black.
he wants to kill us!	Not when we explain about the Great Blessing.
don't talk nonsense.	He wants to kill US!
because that's how he makes his money, by war and plunder!	Don't talk nonsense.
why?	Because that's how he makes his money, by war and plunder!
he's trying to stop us waking the gods.	Why?
it's all part of our safety regulations. you see if someone were to get hurt they might get angry and then... well...	They'll be more than "hurt" if Halfdan the Black lands! Ow!
careful!  they're not supposed to hurt you.	You've got to let me go!
i'll tell you what...	Yes?
the gods are asleep, king arnulf.	YOU try to be nice to people, when they're rude about your singing...
well, how d'you think i feel?	The Gods are asleep, King Arnulf.
your majesty! we come from a world where there is no music. where men live and die by the axe and by the sword...	Well, how d'you think I feel?
they didn't like it! oh god! i want to die!	Your Majesty! We come from a world where there IS no music. Where men live and die by the axe and by the sword...
no.	They didn't like it! Oh God! I want to die!
now i want you to be absolutely, totally, genuinely honest with me. did you really, truly, honestly like it?	No.
no, no... it was very... er, nice.	Now I want you to be ABSOLUTELY, totally, genuinely honest with me. Did you really, truly, honestly like it?
we're just not a very musical nation...	No, no... It was very... er, nice.
no.	Right! Summon the musicians! We'll do the one that goes "TUM-TUM-TUM- TUM-TI-TUM-TUM"
and you're not just saying it because you think we want you to?	No.
really.	And you're not just saying it because you think we want you to?
really?	Really.
of course we're not; we'd genuinely like to hear you sing.	REALLY?
er... well... we... we... would be terribly grateful if you... all... would sing for us.	You're just saying that.
but you don't want to hear it.	No... no...  We'd love to hear it. Wouldn't we?
i'm sure it's lovely.	But you don't want to hear it.
a lot of people like our singing.	I'm sure it's lovely.
oh, no no no! it's just the horn resounding is...	A lot of people like our singing.
you don't think our singing's going to be good enough for you?	Oh, no no no! It's just the Horn Resounding is...
oh... well, yes, of course; it's just we're looking for the horn resounding and --	You don't think our singing's going to be good enough for you?
what's the matter, don't you want to hear our singing?	Oh... well, yes, of course; it's just we're looking for the Horn Resounding and --
that's very kind of you, but we're in rather a hurry... we're...	What's the matter, don't you WANT to hear our singing?
would you like us to sing to you?	That's very kind of you, but we're in rather a hurry... We're...
well, obviously there's no killing.	Well... isn't it great?
well... for a start... er... there's no killing...	Well, OBVIOUSLY there's no killing.
how?	Well... for a start... er... there's no killing...
no... we don't...	The Gods decreed that if ever a sword spills human blood upon these shores, the whole of Hy-Brasil will sink beneath the waves.
why should you care?	I don't know! I just did!
you'll have to wait till he's finished his game.	Odin!
is that odin?	You'll have to wait till he's finished his game.
have you tried to ask the god for anything?	Well... no...
i'll ask the gods to give you life again!	Have you tried to ask the God for anything?
what's the point of being dead in the land of the living?	I'll ask the Gods to give you life again!
why?	What's the point of being dead in the land of the living?
what a stupid idea.	Why?
i've come to take you back to the land of the living.	What a stupid idea.
why... should you care?	Tell me your name?
why should you care?	Why... should YOU care?
i dunno... you looked so... so vulnerable...	Why should you care?
you told them i raped you -- why?	I dunno... you looked so... so vulnerable...
oh, that's all right then... it's the thought... that counts...	You told them I raped you -- why?
i didn't mean to!	Oh, that's all right then... it's the thought... that counts...
thanks for saving me from a fate worse than death.	I didn't mean to!
aaagh! rape!	Oh, thanks.
louder.	Aaagh! Rape!
ah.	Louder.
scream.	Ah.
and i was just saying that rape is no more pointless or crude than all the killing and looting that goes on.	Scream.
i just said i didn't feel like raping you.	And I was just saying that rape is no MORE pointless or crude than all the killing and looting that goes on.
well you started it.	I just said I didn't feel like raping you.
oh! stop talking as if we were married!	Well you started it.
but that's a circular argument! if the only reason for going on an expedition is the killing and looting and the only reason for the killing and looting is to pay for the next expedition, they cancel each other out.	Oh! Stop talking as if we were married!
to pay for the next expedition, of course.	But that's a circular argument! If the only reason for going on an expedition is the killing and looting and the only reason for the killing and looting is to pay for the next expedition, they cancel each other out.
why? why have you got to go round killing and looting?	To pay for the next expedition, of course.
oh well -- you've got to do them.	Why? Why have you got to go round killing and looting?
what about the killing and looting? that's just as crude, isn't it?	Oh well -- you've GOT to do them.
well it just seems a little bit crude, that's all.	What about the killing and looting? That's just as crude, isn't it?
you don't like it, do you?	Well it just seems a little bit crude, that's all.
about not raping you...	You DON'T like it, do you?
about raping me?	About NOT raping you...
i'll kill you if you say anything about this to anyone.	About raping me?
what d'you expect? you come in here, burn my village, kill my family and try to rape me...	I'll kill you if you say anything about this to anyone.
i don't suppose you... you do like me at all?	What d'you expect? You come in here, burn my village, kill my family and try to rape me...
what?	I don't suppose you... you DO like me at all?
i don't suppose... no...	What?
oh, get it over with.	I don't suppose... no...
no. it isn't rape then, is it?	Oh, get it over with.
what -- rape?	No. It isn't rape then, is it?
no... right... this is rape... mark you, i'm not saying i couldn't get to like you... in fact... well, to be quite honest, i prefer it when there's some sort of mutual feeling between two people...	What -- rape?
you don't love me.	No... right... this is RAPE... Mark you, I'm not saying I couldn't get to like you... in fact... well, to be quite honest, I prefer it when there's some sort of mutual feeling between two people...
of course i like women... i love 'em.	You don't love ME.
it's obvious you haven't raped anyone in your life.	Sh!
shut up.	It's obvious you haven't raped anyone in your life.
what about the raping?	Shut up.
yes.	What about the raping?
looting and pillaging, eh?	Yes.
me? of course! i've been looting and pillaging up and down the coast.	Looting and pillaging, eh?
have you done this sort of thing before?	Me? Of course! I've been looting and pillaging up and down the coast.
it's not magic! it's just a trick!	Don't you FEEL it?
but. you're not even afraid of death, thorfinn!	I know. I know.
i know!	He wants to KILL us.
halfdan the black's here!	I know!
that's terrible!	You mean if just ONE PERSON gets killed?
what's wrong with making friends?	You don't go through all the hardships of an ocean voyage to make "friends".
let's hack her to pieces.	No.
how deep is the ocean?	Very deep... usually...
erik! row! what are you doing?	It saved my father!
it's halfdan the black!	I know. Snorri! Get your oar out!
what are you talking about?	Come on, move it!
nothing... halfdan the black chopped his hand off last night.	He was lucky...  Sit there.
but...	What?
"but" what?	But...
find the rainbow bridge?	Find it... AND cross it!
i... i... killed her...	That's my boy!
so? what'd you do to her?	I... I... KILLED her...
she got me thinking...	So? What'd you do to her?
it's always the women that start the trouble.	She got me thinking...
i met this girl...	It's always the women that start the trouble.
who have you been talking to?	I met this girl...
where does it all get us, grandpa?	Who have you been talking to?
you talking piffle, son?	Where does it all get us, Grandpa?
we toil and labor, we loot and pillage, rape and kill... and yet...	You talking piffle, son?
what?	We toil and labor, we loot and pillage, rape and kill... and yet...
what's it all about?	What?
we're missing all the fun...	What's it all about?
faster!	Make your mind up.
slower! in... out...	Sorry!
slower! nobody can row at that speed!	Sorry.
i want to die...  no, i don't!	Row! Row! Row!
he can have my place. i don't want to go anyway.	Well, you ARE!
what did he say?	Look out!
what "magic" have you brought, erik?	You'll see!
what "magic"?	I've heard stories of a magic that strikes fear into the heart so you cannot fight.
it's magic.	What "magic"?
look, the sky is blue...	The sun! That's it!
shut up!	ROW!
ohh! i wanted to sit next to leif.	Shut up. You there. You there and you there.
what are you doing here?	You may need a real Berserk.
but you're the gods!	Look... Erik...
erik the viking! the things you seek are not in our power. we don't make men love each other or hate each other.	But you're the Gods!
so?	Bring the Age of Ragnarok to an end and stop all this fighting and bloodshed.
because... you're... you're the gods....	So?
why should we care?	Because... you're... you're the Gods....
fenrir the wolf covers the sun -- men fight and kill each other the whole time.	Why should WE care?
we don't have to help anybody.	Fenrir the Wolf covers the sun -- men fight and kill each other the whole time.
you must help us.	We don't HAVE to help anybody.
you'll be sucked down too!	No! Arrgh!
i've got you!	You'll be sucked down too!
no! let go, snorri!	I've got you!
weren't we supposed to?	Oh... I feel a little... oh...
a magic dishcloth.	To the oars!
listen! maybe we won't get to hy- brasil! maybe we won't find the horn resounding... but at least we've tried... and at least we shall have died like men.	Like fish.
first we're flying -- now we're sinking!	Well, come on!
row!	Has anyone told him we've got a dragon eating our boat?
that's better.	Now you've got all the ones with beards on one side and all the moustaches on the other.
that's true.  you'd better sit there.  you there, and ornulf there.	Now you've got all the big ones on one side.
you can't have sven's father sitting next to sven. they'll argue the whole time.	That's true.  You'd better sit there.  You there, and Ornulf there.
leif, you sit there. even, you sit there. harald, you'd better sit over there...	Trust me to get the missionary.
it's so nice to feel wanted.	Leif, you sit there. Even, you sit there. Harald, you'd better sit over there...
now stop it!	It's SO nice to feel wanted.
thank you very much indeed.	Now stop it!
you mean we'd be dead?	No! We'd be the first living men to set foot in the Halls of the Gods.
right.  farewell... for the last time... may the gods prevent...	No, don't say anything else!
i think we should go...	Right.  Farewell... for the last time... may the gods prevent...
just say something cheerful.	Oh... right!  Well... CHEERS everybody!
what's the matter with them?	Just say something cheerful.
you need to say a bit more than that!	Oh... er... yes...
who gets killed?	Nobody gets killed.
there is another way.	Who gets killed?
don't you see, erik! she wants revenge!	What are you talking about?
so halfdan the black's using magic, is he? well, i have a magic to match his!	What is it?
well, what else do we do?	How about making friends?
and you, keitel blacksmith.	But...
what do you think?	But how could he know... unless...
bjorn's not. he could have bjorn's place.	What's the matter with Bjorn?
wait, erik!	Keitel Blacksmith?
i came to find my grandfather.	I have to go...
sven!	Let me do something for myself for a change!
we must blow the first note... he note that will take us to asgaard...	Over the Edge of the World.
hy-brasil?	Is THIS Hy-Brasil?
she hasn't got any.	She MUST have a knife or something...
row!	DEATH!
i am one, dad!	We haven't got a spare place.
well, what difference does it make where you're sitting?	I don't want to have to sit next to Snorri all that time.
yes it does! we could be at sea for months.	Well, what difference does it make where you're SITTING?
it doesn't matter where you sit!	Yes it does! We could be at sea for months.
look, i bagged it last week.	It doesn't matter WHERE you sit!
hey, you two! what's going on?	I was sitting there.
but how?	I don't know -- but I'm not afraid to try.
nobody's ever crossed the rainbow bridge to asgaard.	We'd be the first!
only the dead reach asgaard, erik.	What's the matter? Are you afraid to try?
what are you talking about, erik?	What if we could find Bi-Frost the Rainbow Bridge?
and you, sven, aren't you afraid of crossing the rainbow bridge to asgaard?	I will join my grandfather there.
that's why they call me... leif the lucky.	Please.
you will wait?	What d'you expect me to do?
yeah... well...	You will wait?
bye... sorry...	Yeah... well...
bye, leif.	Bye... sorry...
he hasn't.	Well, where is he then?
vanish into thin air?	He hasn't.
do what?	Vanish into thin air?
how did he do that?	Do what?
what do we have to do?	Nothing... I just immerse you in water...
it can't do you any harm...	What do we have to do?
what's all the panic about?	The Dragon...
quite... my lord... said: "the prayer of faith shall have the sick."	I hope the Dragon of the North Sea gets YOU AND your lord.
your lord.	Quite... MY lord... said: "The Prayer of Faith shall have the sick."
you know, my son, our lord said...	Your lord.
same thing, isn't it?	No, it is NOT.
thorbjorn vifilsson's wife became a buddhist, not a christian.	Same thing, isn't it?
there was thorbjorn vifilsson's wife. you converted her.	Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife became a Buddhist, not a Christian.
listen. i've been in this dump for sixteen years and i haven't made a single convert...	There was Thorbjorn Vifilsson's wife. You converted HER.
you're wasting your time.	Listen. I've been in this dump for sixteen years and I haven't made a single convert...
i thought i might do a bit of business on the way.	You're wasting your time.
you coming? you don't even believe in asgaard.	I thought I might do a bit of business on the way.
oh! who cares? we're home!	Mum! Dad!
that's it! and you keep wanting to go to the lavatory.	Oh, yes! I hadn't noticed that!
and a sort of slightly sick feeling?	That's it! AND you keep wanting to go to the lavatory.
is it sort of... like a sinking feeling in your stomach?	That's it!
he used to puke in his sleep.	Bastard.
look! i don't feel bad about it. i just feel ill.	He used to puke in his sleep.
olaf tryggvason used to throw up on every single voyage... the whole time... non-stop... puke... puke... puke.	Look! I don't feel BAD about it. I just feel ILL.
i know. i know.	Olaf Tryggvason used to throw up on every single voyage... the whole time... non-stop... puke... puke... puke.
i mean many of the greatest sailors were.	I know. I know.
how can you help feeling bad when you're sea-sick?	I mean many of the greatest sailors were.
you don't need to feel bad about being sea-sick, you know.	How can you help feeling bad when you're sea-sick?
no, i'm not.	You don't need to feel bad about being sea-sick, you know.
are you all right?	No, I'm not.
for your own sake... for the others... i...	Hang on...
i've got you, keitel blacksmith. if you go... i go too...	For your own sake... For the others... I...
i'm not worth risking your life for.	I've got you, Keitel Blacksmith. If you go... I go too...
what are you talking about?	I'm not worth risking your life for.
let me go, sven.	What are you talking about?
got you!	Let me go, Sven.
aaagh!	Got you!
get away, snorri.	What have you got there?
what are you doing, keitel blacksmith?	Get away, Snorri.
what?	What are you doing, Keitel Blacksmith?
it's me. i'm just going to water the dragon...	Oh...
who's that?	It's me. I'm just going to water the dragon...
well! come on!	I... I...
by you -- keitel blacksmith! don't you know, erik, that is why he went with you? ragnarok was good for his business...	It's not my business any more!
made by you, loki!	By YOU -- Keitel Blacksmith! Don't you know, Erik, that is why he went with you? Ragnarok was good for his business...
i should have got rid of you long ago!	Like you got rid of Snorri!
you fool!	I should have got rid of you long ago!
we came to stop you waking the gods, erik! but i didn't want anyone to get hurt!	You fool!
you've lost your mind.	We came to stop you waking the Gods, Erik! But I didn't want anyone to get hurt!
no! it's you, loki! i should never have listened to you!	You've lost your mind.
keep your mouth shut, keitel!	No! It's YOU, Loki! I should never have listened to you!
she knows it was our fault!	Keep your mouth shut, Keitel!
shut up!	She knows it was our fault!
help!	Help!
you'll drown us bo...	Help!
help!	You'll drown us bo...
urrgh! argh! let go, you idiot!	Help!
relax!	I'm drowning! Help!
i can't swim! i can't swim!	Relax!
you do it!	You'll be able to throw it further than I could.
sh! hurry!	YOU do it!
are you going to let erik wake the gods?	How can we stops him now?
wasn't it, keitel?	Well... I... I thought...
together we stand!	You can't let Erik do THAT.
honour and protect all blacksmiths.	Together we stand!
the blacksmith's code says i must...	Honour and protect all blacksmiths.
that's right.	The Blacksmith's Code says I must...
my brother blacksmiths!	That's right.
it's not just your livelihood that's at stake but your son's, and the livelihood of all blacksmiths.	My brother blacksmiths!
the bottom falls out of the sword business!	It's not just YOUR livelihood that's at stake but your son's, and the livelihood of ALL blacksmiths.
the age of ragnarok ends...	The bottom falls out of the sword business!
they chase fenrir the wolf from the sky...	The Age of Ragnarok ends...
but, keitel, if erik ever finds the horn resounding... if he ever crosses bi-frost, the rainbow bridge... if he ever wakens the gods..	They chase Fenrir the Wolf from the sky...
can't make enough axe-heads!	But, Keitel, if Erik ever finds the Horn Resounding... if he ever crosses Bi-Frost, the Rainbow Bridge... if he ever wakens the gods..
can't make enough swords!	Can't make enough axe-heads!
if this is the age of ragnarok, keitel blacksmith, it is good to us.	Can't make enough swords!
yes yes... of course.... the "blacksmith's code"...	If this IS the Age of Ragnarok, Keitel Blacksmith, it is GOOD to us.
oh, i couldn't do that! the blacksmith's code says...	Yes yes... of course.... the "Blacksmith's Code"...
you just can't make enough swords and spears and knives and daggers to satisfy the demand. you could charge halfdan twenty and he'd pay it.	Oh, I couldn't do that! The Blacksmith's Code says...
you could charge him what you like.	You just can't make enough swords and spears and knives and daggers to satisfy the demand. You could charge Halfdan twenty and he'd pay it.
yes, it is good. but i told him ten.	You could charge him what you like.
ooh, that's a good one! you could charge halfdan fifteen for that one.	Yes, it is good. But I told him ten.
dad!	I hate you! I hate you!
and his "you'll never be a berserk if you lose your temper"...	Dad!
easy, dad!	And his "you'll never be a Berserk if you lose your temper"...
he drove me mad!	Easy, Dad!
there is nothing we can do...	Helpless...
well, go on! go berserk!	GIVE US A CHANCE, Dad!
there! that's a true berserk.	I'm just building up to it, Dad.
well, of course he is!	Sh!
hold it! hold it in!	DEATH TO DRAGONS!
kill! kill!	Stop it!
i must kill! kill!	It's no good going berserk against a dragon!
not now, sven...	I must KILL! Kill!
we're being attacked! kill! kill! kill!	Not now, Sven...
you must only let the red rage take hold of you in the thick of battle.	I KNOW! I'VE HEARD IT ALL 1 THOUSAND TIMES!
i must only let the red rage...	You must only let the red rage take hold of you in the thick of battle.
but it's a responsibility being a berserk.	I must only let the red rage...
but it's a responsibility...	But it's a responsibility being a Berserk.
so did my father and his father before him.	But it's a responsibility...
so did your father...	So did my father and his father before him.
i went berserk in every battle i ever fought for king harald...	So did your father...
you went berserk...	I went berserk in every battle I ever fought for King Harald...
i was a berserk for king harald fairhair...	You went berserk...
i know, dad.	I was a Berserk for King Harald Fairhair...
it's a tradition.	I know, Dad.
no... he's not... not... there...	Tell him I'm coming!
you'll see my grandfather in valhalla!	No... he's not... not... there...
i'm not frightened... of anything...	You'll see my grandfather in Valhalla!
thorfinn! you can't die!	I'm not frightened... of anything...
shut up.	Erik's right! We'll all meet in Valhalla.
well... i'm game.	Me too.
well i'm certainly not, either.	Neither am I.
he's not in valhalla! he died of old age!	You liar!
and if you have to kill somebody, kill them! don't stop to think about it.	I never do...
and keep your sword greased.	Yes, Mother. Goodbye, Dad.
no, mother.	And keep your sword greased.
and don't forget: never let your enemy get behind you.	No, Mother.
yes, mum.	And don't forget: never let your enemy get behind you.
and something to sharpen them with?	Yes, Mum.
yes, mother.	And something to sharpen them with?
and you've got both axes?	Yes, Mother.
who was the girl you walked off with?	No one.
i told you that later.	Who was the girl you walked off with?
yeah, you told me that later.	I told you that later.
this is the night you met clementine, joel. i remember watching you walk down the beach with her and i thought, oh shit.	Yeah, you told me that later.
i remember.	This is the night you met Clementine, Joel. I remember watching you walk down the beach with her and I thought, oh shit.
i did. you said, things were fine.	I remember.
i remember you turned around. your face was dark and your hair was backlit -- i could see a halo of frizz -- you asked me if things were okay between naomi and me.	I did. You said, things were fine.
i'm sorry naomi couldn't make it. you okay? you seem quiet.	Just a little overworked, maybe.
yeah.	Say hi to Naomi.
i hope you feel better, sweetie.	Yeah.
thanks, guys.	I hope you feel better, sweetie.
they can't erase memories. it's a joke. it's a nasty clementine hoax.	Sweetie, we called the company.
you weren't supposed to see that.	They can't erase memories. It's a joke. It's a nasty Clementine hoax.
maybe you need to look at this as a sign to move on. just make a clean break.	I don't know. I'm so... I can't believe she'd be so goddamn immature!
i don't know, honey. it's horrible.	She's punishing me for being honest. I should just go to her house.
no, it was lovely.	Hi, Joel. So no jokes about my name?
and i just liked you so much.	You did? You liked me?
but, i don't know, maybe we're the normal ones, y'know? i mean, what kind of people do well at this stuff?	And I just liked you so much.
but i thought, i don't know, i thought it was cool that you were sensitive enough to know what i was feeling and that you were attracted to it.	But, I don't know, maybe we're the normal ones, y'know? I mean, what kind of people do well at this stuff?
shit. the last time i saw you.	Anyhoo, sweetie, I done a bad thing. I kinda sorta wrecked your car...
okay, i guess.	Here we are.
how are you today?	Okay, I guess.
hi.	How are you today?
ms. kruczynski?	Hi.
yeah, hi, i have a one o'clock with dr. mierzwiak. clementine kruczynski.	Yes, please have a seat. He'll be right with you.
may i help you?	Yeah, hi, I have a one o'clock with Dr. Mierzwiak. Clementine Kruczynski.
what's wrong with me?	Nothing is wrong with you. You're the most wonderful person I've ever met.
i didn't have a chance to wrap it.	It's gorgeous.  Just my taste. I've never  gone out with a guy who brought me a piece of jewelry I liked.  Thanks. So let's get going. Long drive.
i'm excited, too. oh, and i wanted to give you this. it's a little... thing.	I didn't have a chance to wrap it.
i'm so excited. yay!	I'm excited, too. Oh, and I wanted to give you this. It's a little... thing.
um, okay. i'll call my study partner.	Yay! It'll be great! I'll get my shit.
now. now! i have to go now. i have to see the frozen charles! now! tonight!	Um, okay. I'll call my study partner.
sure. we'll go next weekend and --	Now. Now! I have to go now. I have to see the frozen Charles! Now! Tonight!
come up to boston with me?	Sure. We'll go next weekend and --
nothing makes any sense. nothing makes any sense.	Come up to Boston with me?
oh, tangerine.	Nothing makes any sense. Nothing makes any sense.
i don't know. i'm lost. i'm scared. i feel like i'm disappearing. i'm getting old and nothing makes any sense to me.	Oh, Tangerine.
oh, baby, what's going on?	I don't know. I'm lost. I'm scared. I feel like I'm disappearing. I'm getting old and nothing makes any sense to me.
in the room?	In the world.
it's so cool. you're by far the most sensational person in the room.	In the room?
you rat.	I really want to, but tonight's important. Test tomorrow.
i can't. i want to, but i have to study.	You rat.
come over after i'm done here?	I can't. I want to, but I have to study.
i was not.	Come over after I'm done here?
you were not.	I was not.
i just thought i'd say hi. i was in the neighborhood.	You were not.
maybe gay isn't the right word. but, anyway, it's been rough with him... whatever the fuck he is. heheh. my significant other... heh heh. and i guess on a certain level, i want to break it off, but i feel... y'know... it's like this constant questioning and re questioning. do i end it? should i give it more time? i'm not happy, but what do i expect? relationships require work. you know the drill. the thing that i keep coming back to is, i'm not getting any younger, i want to have a baby... at some point... maybe... right? so then i think i should settle -- which is not necessarily the best word -- i mean, he's a good guy. it's not really settling. then i think maybe i'm just a victim of movies, y'know? that i have some completely unrealistic notion of what a relationship can be. but then i think, no, this is what i really want, so i should allow myself the freedom to go out and fucking find it. you know? agreed? but then i think he is a good guy and... it's complicated. y'know?	I think I know. I think we can help. Why don't you start by telling me about your relationship. Everything you can think of. Everything about him. Everything about you. And we'll take it from there.
what? no. i don't like the term boyfriend. it's so gay.	Maybe gay isn't the right word. But, anyway, it's been rough with him... whatever the fuck he is. Heheh. My significant other... heh heh. And I guess on a certain level, I want to break it off, but I feel... y'know... it's like this constant questioning and re questioning. Do I end it? Should I give it more time? I'm not happy, but what do I expect? Relationships require work. You know the drill. The thing that I keep coming back to is, I'm not getting any younger, I want to have a baby... at some point... maybe... right? So then I think I should settle -- which is not necessarily the best word -- I mean, he's a good guy. It's not really settling. Then I think maybe I'm just a victim of movies, y'know? That I have some completely unrealistic notion of what a relationship can be. But then I think, no, this is what I really want, so I should allow myself the freedom to go out and fucking find it. You know? Agreed? But then I think he is a good guy and... It's complicated. Y'know?
you guess he's your boyfriend? or you guess you're having a bad time with him?	What? No. I don't like the term boyfriend. It's so gay.
well, i've been having a bad time of it with um, my boyfriend, i guess.	You guess he's your boyfriend? Or you guess you're having a bad time with him?
okay, i guess.	Well, why don't you tell me what's going on? Do you mind if I turn this on?
how are you today?	Okay, I guess.
what old mill? is that somewhere we --	I just wanted to say that. Come by my house.
yay. meet me after work by the old mill.	What old mill? Is that somewhere we --
i can't stop thinking about you.	Yay. Meet me after work by the old mill.
you're still excited by my irreverence. you haven't yet started to think of it as my "gratuitous need to shock."	I can't stop thinking about you.
i sort of do. but i only see it as a fantasy version of reality. cleaned up enough to be erotic.	We should have sex. It's old hat for us.
says you were constantly calling me a slob.  it's sexy that we were like a married couple, griping and overly-familiar and bored. don't you think?	I sort of do. But I only see it as a fantasy version of reality. Cleaned up enough to be erotic.
says you were a slob, leaving trails of panties and dirty socks in your wake.	Says you were constantly calling me a slob.  It's sexy that we were like a married couple, griping and overly-familiar and bored. Don't you think?
doesn't sound like me.	Says you were a slob, leaving trails of panties and dirty socks in your wake.
i don't know.	Doesn't sound like me.
did i use the term "sexual conquests" or is that your way of putting it.	I don't know.
says you would sometimes disappear all night, then brag to me about your sexual conquests.	Did I use the term "sexual conquests" or is that your way of putting it.
well, sounds like me. sorry, man.  says you were jealous and suspicious.	Says you would sometimes disappear all night, then brag to me about your sexual conquests.
that's what it says. you drank too much, you picked on me for being passive and timid.	Well, sounds like me. Sorry, man.  Says you were jealous and suspicious.
a bully? moi?	That's what it says. You drank too much, you picked on me for being passive and timid.
says you were a bully...	A bully? Moi?
says you were closed off, non communicative, never told me what you were feeling.	Says you were a bully...
well, you obviously don't know me.	I'm nervous because I have and enormous crush on you.
yeah? i wouldn't have thought that.	Well, you obviously don't know me.
i'm nervous, too.	Yeah? I wouldn't have thought that.
-- and i'm just too nervous around you right now.	I'm nervous, too.
hey, joel --	-- and I'm just too nervous around you right now.
i'm sorry. i just wanted to say that. this seems like the perfect romantic exotic place to do it and --	Hey, Joel --
that's okay. i --	I'm sorry. I just wanted to say that. This seems like the perfect romantic exotic place to do it and --
because i just am not drunk enough or stoned enough to make that happen right now.	That's okay. I --
oh, um...	Because I just am not drunk enough or stoned enough to make that happen right now.
have sex. y'know --	Oh, um...
make love?	Have sex. Y'know --
listen, did you want to make love?	Make love?
joel, come here. please.	Listen, did you want to make love?
i think i should go back.	Joel, come here. Please.
what if?	I think I should go back.
i don't know. what if it breaks?	What if?
don't worry. it's really solid this time of year.	I don't know.
tonight. just to test out the phone lines.	Yeah.
tomorrow?	Tonight. Just to test out the phone lines.
when?	Tomorrow?
yeah.	When?
so you'll call me, right?	Yeah.
bye, joel.	I love you.
come back and make up a good-bye at least. let's pretend we had one.	Bye, Joel.
i walked out the door. there's no more memory.	Come back and make up a good-bye at least. Let's pretend we had one.
what if you stay this time?	I walked out the door. There's no more memory.
i did. i walked out the door. i felt like i was a scared little kid. i thought you knew that about me. i ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation. you said, "so go" with such disdain.	What if you stay this time?
so go.	I did. I walked out the door. I felt like I was a scared little kid. I thought you knew that about me. I ran back to the bonfire, trying to outrun my humiliation. You said, "so go" with such disdain.
i think we should go.	No, it's our house! Just tonight --  -- we're David and Ruth Laskin. Which one do you want to be? I prefer to be Ruth but I'm flexible.  Alcohol! You make drinks. I'm going find the bedroom and slip into something more Ruth. I'm ruthless at the moment.
ah-ha! now i can look for candles, matches, and the liquor cabinet.	I think we should go.
naomi.	Ah-ha! Now I can look for candles, matches, and the liquor cabinet.
yeah. what's your girlfriend's name?	Naomi.
it's dark.	Yeah. What's your girlfriend's name?
i knew by your nervousness that naomi wasn't the kind of girl who forced you to criminally trespass.	It's dark.
i knew.	I knew by your nervousness that Naomi wasn't the kind of girl who forced you to criminally trespass.
i hesitated for what seemed like forever.	I could see you wanted to come in, Joel.
c'mon, man. the water's fine. nobody's coming here tonight, believe me. this place is closed up. electricity's off.	I hesitated for what seemed like forever.
what are you doing?	It's freezing out here.
cool.	What are you doing?
at least i haven't been barking up the wrong tree.	Cool.
female.	At least I haven't been barking up the wrong tree.
male or female?	Female.
oh.	Male or female?
i do sort of live with somebody though.	Oh.
let's move into this neighborhood.	I do sort of live with somebody though.
um, no.	Let's move into this neighborhood.
i wish we did. you married?	Um, no.
yes! i love that poem. it breaks my heart. i'm so excited you know it.  look, houses in which we don't live.	I wish we did. You married?
yeah, yeah. it goes "perhaps there is someone in this world to whom i could send all these lines"?	Yes! I love that poem. It breaks my heart. I'm so excited you know it.  Look, houses in which we don't live.
do you know her poem that starts "seaside gusts of wind,/and a house in which we don't live...	Yeah, yeah. It goes "Perhaps there is someone in this world to whom I could send all these lines"?
yeah, maybe.	Do you know her poem that starts "Seaside gusts of wind,/And a house in which we don't live...
seems too coincidental that way.	Yeah, maybe.
i think, before.	Seems too coincidental that way.
did this conversation come before or after we saw the house?	I think, before.
me too. there's this poem --	Did this conversation come before or after we saw the house?
i think she's great.	Me too. There's this poem --
really? me, too! i don't meet people who even know who she is and i work in a book store.	I think she's great.
i love her.	Really? Me, too! I don't meet people who even know who she is and I work in a book store.
have you ever read any anna akhmatova?	I love her.
okay.	Have you ever read any Anna Akhmatova?
i'll give you a couple. see what you think.	Okay.
yeah?	I'll give you a couple. See what you think.
you should try xanax. i mean, it's a chemical and all, but it works... and it works just having it around, knowing that it's there. like insurance.	yeah?
i don't think i've slept in a year.	You should try Xanax. I mean, it's a chemical and all, but it works... and it works just having it around, knowing that it's there. Like insurance.
but my sleeping is really fucked up.	I don't think I've slept in a year.
i know what you mean. that's why i stopped.	But my sleeping is really fucked up.
no, i stopped. i didn't want to feel like i was being artificially modulated.	I know what you mean. That's why I stopped.
what do we do?	Enjoy it. Say good-bye.
i know.	What do we do?
this is it, joel. it's gonna be gone soon.	I know.
nope. no jokes. my favorite thing when i was a kid was my huckleberry hound doll. i think your name is magic.	This is it, Joel. It's gonna be gone soon.
yeah, like that.	Nope. No jokes. My favorite thing when I was a kid was my Huckleberry Hound doll. I think your name is magic.
you mean, like...  oh, my darlin', oh, my darlin', oh, my darlin', clementine... ? huckleberry hound? that sort of thing?	Yeah, like that.
oh god, how horrid.	I'm Joel.
i'm clementine. can i borrow a piece of your chicken?	And you picked it out of my plate before I could answer and it felt so intimate like we were already lovers.
you said --	I'm Clementine. Can I borrow a piece of your chicken?
yeah, i know. i'm fishing.	You said --
you know what i did.	Yeah, I know. I'm fishing.
i can't tell you how happy i am to hear that. i mean, i don't mean i'm happy you're uncomfortable, but, yknow... i'm such a loser. every time i come to a party i tell myself i'm going to be different and it's always exactly the same and then i hate myself after for being such a clod.	Even then I didn't believe you entirely. I thought how could you be talking to me if you couldn't talk to people?
yeah. i don't ever know what to say.	I can't tell you how happy I am to hear that. I mean, I don't mean I'm happy you're uncomfortable, but, yknow... I'm such a loser. Every time I come to a party I tell myself I'm going to be different and it's always exactly the same and then I hate myself after for being such a clod.
i saw you sitting over here. by yourself. i thought, thank god, someone normal, who doesn't know how interact at these things either.	Yeah. I don't ever know what to say.
you said...	I saw you sitting over here. By yourself. I thought, thank God, someone normal, who doesn't know how interact at these things either.
hi there.	Hi.
it would be different, if we could just give it another go around.	Remember me. Try your best. Maybe we can.
i know.	It would be different, if we could just give it another go around.
i still thought you were going to save me. even after that.	I know.
probably.	I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that.
you had the whole human race pegged.	Probably.
i had you pegged, didn't i?	You had the whole human race pegged.
i remember that speech really well.	I had you pegged, didn't I?
joel, i'm not a concept. i want you to just keep that in your head. too many guys think i'm a concept or i complete them or i'm going to make them alive, but i'm just a fucked-up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. don't assign me yours.	I remember that speech really well.
okay.	So make your domestic decisions and maybe we'll talk again.
look, man, i'm telling you right off the bat, i'm high maintenance. so i'm not going to tiptoe around your marriage or whatever it is you got going there. if you want to be with me, you're with me.	Okay.
not yet. not married.	Look, man, I'm telling you right off the bat, I'm high maintenance. So I'm not going to tiptoe around your marriage or whatever it is you got going there. If you want to be with me, you're with me.
well, you're married.	Not yet. Not married.
i'd like to... take you out or something.	Well, you're married.
yeah?	I'd like to... take you out or something.
sorry to track you down like this. i'm not a stalker. but i needed to see you.	Yeah?
i didn't think you'd show your face around me again. i figured you were humiliated. you did run away, after all.	Sorry to track you down like this. I'm not a stalker. But I needed to see you.
is that what you want?	I did it. I guess that means something.
i told her today i need to end it.	Is that what you want?
it's very late.	Yes, exactly. Exactly my point.
come up and see me... now.	It's very late.
i dropped you off after. you said --	Come up and see me... now.
and i didn't have an argument.	I dropped you off after. You said --
so what. infatuation is good, too.	And I didn't have an argument.
i thought i was foolish. i thought i'd mistaken infatuation for love. you said:	So what. Infatuation is good, too.
i was so nervous. i remember i couldn't think of anything to say. there were long silences.	I thought I was foolish. I thought I'd mistaken infatuation for love. You said:
but you weren't. i could tell.	I was so nervous. I remember I couldn't think of anything to say. There were long silences.
i'm sure, i said.	But you weren't. I could tell.
i said: are you sure? you seem unsure.	I'm sure, I said.
we did talk about naomi.	I said: Are you sure? You seem unsure.
i'll buy that. black's always good.	We did talk about Naomi.
right. something black though.	I'll buy that. Black's always good.
egad, were you horrified?	No! I think you were wearing that black dress, y'know, with the buttons.
god, i should know. your hair was red. i remember it matched the wallpaper.	Egad, were you horrified?
what was i wearing?	God, I should know. Your hair was red. I remember it matched the wallpaper.
yeah.	What was I wearing?
naomi, i guess.	Yeah.
do you remember what we talked about?	Naomi, I guess.
this is our first "date" date.	Do you remember what we talked about?
i want to enjoy my little time left with you.	This is our first "date" date.
yeah.	I want to enjoy my little time left with you.
i'm done, clem. i'm just going to ride it out. hiding is clearly not working.	Yeah.
i scoured the city for it.	I love it!
happy birthday.	Thanks, Joely. A present! Oh boy!
joel!	I don't like it either, but I'm just trying to find horrible secret place to --
look at you, cutey! what are we doing?	This kid, Joe Early, is going to beat the shit out of me.
they found us before. the plan didn't work. i don't know what to do now.	Hide me somewhere deeper? Somewhere buried?
yes, but i can't love a man named wally.	They found us before. The plan didn't work. I don't know what to do now.
don't call me antoine. my name is wally.	Yes, but I can't love a man named Wally.
but can't you see... i love you, antoine.	Don't call me Antoine. My name is Wally.
he stole a pair of your panties while you were being erased!	Gross! You must remember to tell me this in the morning. I'm, like, so freaked out now.
really? is he cute?	He stole a pair of your panties while you were being erased!
there's this guy. i heard him talking in my apartment. he's one of the eraser guys. and he fell for you when they were erasing you, so he introduced himself the next day as if he were a stranger and now you're dating him.	Really? Is he cute?
what?	There's this guy. I heard him talking in my apartment. He's one of the eraser guys. And he fell for you when they were erasing you, so he introduced himself the next day as if he were a stranger and now you're dating him.
there's this guy!	What?
-- another rainy day. whatever shall we do?	There's this guy!
i came over to the bed and you smelled so good, like you just woke up, slightly sweaty. and i climbed on the bed with you and you said something like --	-- another rainy day. Whatever shall we do?
you remember what happened next?	I came over to the bed and you smelled so good, like you just woke up, slightly sweaty. And I climbed on the bed with you and you said something like --
i loved you so much this day. on my bed in your panties. i remember i thought, how impossibly lucky am i to have you on my bed in your panties.	You remember what happened next?
you know, we're okay. they're not finding us. you'll remember me in the morning. and you'll come to me and tell me about us and we'll start over.	I loved you so much this day. On my bed in your panties. I remember I thought, how impossibly lucky am I to have you on my bed in your panties.
i'm scared. i want my mommy. i don't want to lose you. i don't want to lose...	Joel, Joely, look... it's not fading. The memory. I think we're hidden.
i'm right here.	I'm scared. I want my mommy. I don't want to lose you. I don't want to lose...
i want my mommy.  i don't want to lose you, clem.	I'm right here.
what do you mean?	Well... if they're looking for me in memories I'm in, what if you take me to a memory I'm not in?  And we can hide there till morning.
what if you hide me?	What do you mean?
wow. um, well... can't you just force yourself awake?	I don't know.
i hired them to. we're in my brain. but i want it to stop, before i wake up and don't know you anymore.	Wow. Um, well... can't you just force yourself awake?
oh?	I hired them to. We're in my brain. But I want it to stop, before I wake up and don't know you anymore.
yes indeed.  fuck! they're erasing you, clem!	Oh?
such a beautiful view.	Yes indeed.  Fuck! They're erasing you, Clem!
no.	It's my favorite book. Since I was a kid. It's about these toys. There's this part where the skin Horse tells the rabbit what it means to be real.  I can't believe I'm crying already. He says, "It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't often happen to people who break easily or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."
do you know the velveteen rabbit?	No.
yeah, tangerine?	Do you know The Velveteen Rabbit?
joely...	Yeah, Tangerine?
more?	No. Thanks.
i just don't have anything very interesting about my life.	Joel, you're a liar.
i want to know you.	I just don't have anything very interesting about my life.
no, it isn't that.	I want to know you.
you don't tell me things, joel. i'm an open book. i tell you everything. every damn embarrassing thing. you don't trust me.	No, it isn't that.
you're drunk.	You're a whiz kid. So perceptive, so --
so, um --	Would you get me another, Joely?
oh, thank god. it's going.	It's you! It's you who can't commit to anything! You have no idea how lucky you are I'm interested in you! I don't even know why I am! I should just end it right here, Joel. Leave you in the zoo. Maybe you could find a nice sloth to hang out with!
i'd make a fucking good mother! i love children! i'm creative and smart and i'd make a fucking good mother!	Oh, thank God. It's going.
clem, i'm sorry. i shouldn't have --	I'd make a fucking good mother! I love children! I'm creative and smart and I'd make a fucking good mother!
you can't fucking say something like that and say you don't want to talk about it!	Clem, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have --
joel, we're fucking gonna talk about it!	You can't fucking say something like that and say you don't want to talk about it!
i don't want to talk about this here.	Joel, We're fucking gonna talk about it!
what?!	I don't want to talk about this here.
clementine, do you really think you could take care of a kid?	What?!
you're not ready.	Clementine, do you really think you could take care of a kid?
i don't think we're ready.	You're not ready.
no. i want to have a baby. i have to have a baby.	I don't think we're ready.
let's talk about it later.	No. I want to have a baby. I have to have a baby.
i want to have a baby.	Let's talk about it later.
oh shit. i remember this.  want to go?	I want to have a baby.
i'm fucking crawling out of my skin.	Oh shit. I remember this.  Want to go?
where are you going?	I'm fucking crawling out of my skin.
how can you watch this crap?	Where are you going?
fuck you, joel. faggot.	Look at it out here. It's falling apart. I'm erasing you. And I'm happy.
let me drive you home.	Fuck you, Joel. Faggot.
a wino? jesus, are you from the fifties? a wino!  face it, joel. you're freaked out because i was out late without you, and in your little wormy brain, you're trying to figure out, did she fuck someone tonight?	No, see, Clem, I assume you fucked someone tonight. Isn't that how you get people to like you?
i don't know, maybe you did kill somebody.	Oh Christ I didn't kill anybody. It's just a fucking dent. You're like some old lady or something.
well it is pathetic. and fucking irresponsible. you could've killed somebody.	I don't know, maybe you did kill somebody.
...a little. i was a little tipsy. don't call me pathetic.	Well it is pathetic. And fucking irresponsible. You could've killed somebody.
i can't believe you wrecked my car. you're driving drunk. it's pathetic.	...a little. I was a little tipsy. Don't call me pathetic.
yo ho ho!	It's three.
how could she have done this to me? how could anyone do this to anyone?	You didn't say anything about my hair.
tonight. just to test out the phone lines and all.	Okay.
tomorrow?	Tonight. Just to test out the phone lines and all.
when?	Tomorrow?
yeah.	When?
you'll call me, right?	Yeah.
so, i enjoyed meeting you.	You'll call me, right?
i would like you to call me. would you do that? i would like that.	Yes.
okay.	I would like you to call me. Would you do that? I would like that.
i have to get up early in the morning tomorrow, so...	Okay.
you should stay.	I have to get up early in the morning tomorrow, so...
sounds good. but right now i should go.	You should stay.
i'll pack a picnic -- a night picnic -- night picnics are different -- and --	Sounds good. But right now I should go.
yeah? oh, great!	I'll pack a picnic -- a night picnic -- night picnics are different -- and --
okay.	Yeah? Oh, great!
i don't believe in that soulmate crap anymore, but... he says so many great things. we like the same writers. this writer stephen dixon he turned me on to. and he's cute. it's fucked up. joel, you should come up to the charles with me sometime.	Okay.
i think so.	I don't believe in that soulmate crap anymore, but... he says so many great things. We like the same writers. This writer Stephen Dixon he turned me on to. And he's cute. It's fucked up. Joel, you should come up to the Charles with me sometime.
exactly! i used to do it in college and i had this urge to go do it again, so i got patrick and we drove all night to get there and he was sweet and said nice things to me, but i was really disappointment to be there with him. y'know? and that's where psychic stuff comes in. like, it just isn't right with him. y'know?	I think so.
that's scary sounding.	Exactly! I used to do it in college and I had this urge to go do it again, so I got Patrick and we drove all night to get there and he was sweet and said nice things to me, but I was really disappointment to be there with him. Y'know? And that's where psychic stuff comes in. Like, it just isn't right with him. Y'know?
that made me cry. but, anyway, we went up to boston, because i had this urge to lie on my back on the charles river. it gets frozen this time of year.	That's scary sounding.
oh, yeah.	That made me cry. But, anyway, we went up to Boston, because I had this urge to lie on my back on the Charles River. It gets frozen this time of year.
well, for the last week, anyway! he's kind of a kid. kind of a goofball, but he's really stuck on me, which is flattering. who wouldn't like that? and he's, like, a dope, but he says these smart and moving things sometimes, out of nowhere, that just break my heart. he's the one who gave me that crow photograph.	Oh, yeah.
i don't either. i used to. but i'm through with that. y'know, if i don't love my body, then i'm just lost. you know? with all the wrinkles and scars and the general falling apart that's coming 'round the bend.  so, i've been seeing this guy...	Well, for the last week, anyway! He's kind of a kid. Kind of a goofball, but he's really stuck on me, which is flattering. Who wouldn't like that? And he's, like, a dope, but he says these smart and moving things sometimes, out of nowhere, that just break my heart. He's the one who gave me that crow photograph.
no, not at all.	I don't either. I used to. But I'm through with that. Y'know, if I don't love my body, then I'm just lost. You know? With all the wrinkles and scars and the general falling apart that's coming 'round the bend.  So, I've been seeing this guy...
i'm nervous. you don't need to be nervous around me, though. i like you. do you think i'm repulsively fat?	No, not at all.
no.	I'm nervous. You don't need to be nervous around me, though. I like you. Do you think I'm repulsively fat?
you're very nice. god, i have to stop saying that. you're nervous around me, huh?	No.
yeah.	You're very nice. God, I have to stop saying that. You're nervous around me, huh?
like i wanted to talk to you. i didn't need any more reason to do it. who knows what bigger cosmic reason might exist?	Yeah.
yeah. i think so. it's hard to --	Like I wanted to talk to you. I didn't need any more reason to do it. Who knows what bigger cosmic reason might exist?
what's the goal, joel?  my goal, joel, is to just let it flow through me? do you know what i mean? it's like, there's all these emotions and ideas and they come quick and they change and they leave and they come back in a different form and i think we're all taught we should be consistent. y'know? you love someone -- that's it. forever. you choose to do something with your life -- that's it, that's what you do. it's a sign of maturity to stick with that and see things through. and my feeling is that's how you die, because you stop listening to what is true, and what is true is constantly changing. you know?	Yeah. I think so. It's hard to --
yeah.	What's the goal, Joel?  My goal, Joel, is to just let it flow through me? Do you know what I mean? It's like, there's all these emotions and ideas and they come quick and they change and they leave and they come back in a different form and I think we're all taught we should be consistent. Y'know? You love someone -- that's it. Forever. You choose to do something with your life -- that's it, that's what you do. It's a sign of maturity to stick with that and see things through. And my feeling is that's how you die, because you stop listening to what is true, and what is true is constantly changing. You know?
and, anyway, you sell yourself short. i can tell. there's a lot of stuff going on in your brain. i can tell. my goal... can i tell you my goal?	Yeah.
thanks.	And, anyway, you sell yourself short. I can tell. There's a lot of stuff going on in your brain. I can tell. My goal... can I tell you my goal?
i like you. that's the thing about my psychic thing. i think that's my greatest psychic power, that i get a sense about people. my problem is i never trust it. but i get it. and with you i get that you're a really good guy.	Thanks.
i do have a tendency to use that word too much.	I like you. That's the thing about my psychic thing. I think that's my greatest psychic power, that I get a sense about people. My problem is I never trust it. But I get it. And with you I get that you're a really good guy.
you're really nice. i'm sorry i yelled at you before about it. god, i'm an idiot.	I do have a tendency to use that word too much.
i think about that.	You're really nice. I'm sorry I yelled at you before about it. God, I'm an idiot.
oh.  does that make you sad? or anxious? i'm always anxious thinking i'm not living my life to the fullest, y'know? taking advantage of every possibility? just making sure that i'm not wasting one second of the little time i have.	I think about that.
sorry. my life isn't that interesting. i go to work. i go home. i don't know what to say.	Oh.  Does that make you sad? Or anxious? I'm always anxious thinking I'm not living my life to the fullest, y'know? Taking advantage of every possibility? Just making sure that I'm not wasting one second of the little time I have.
it's helpful to think there's some order to things. you're kind of closed mouthed, aren't you?	Sorry. My life isn't that interesting. I go to work. I go home. I don't know what to say.
but i think i am. i like to think i am.	It's helpful to think there's some order to things. You're kind of closed mouthed, aren't you?
yeah, i guess.	But I think I am. I like to think I am.
exactly. exactly! that's exactly my feeling about it. it's hard to know. like, okay, but how many times do i think something and it doesn't happen? that's what you're saying, right? you forget about those times. right?	Yeah, I guess.
yeah, i don't know. it's hard to know.	Exactly. Exactly! That's exactly my feeling about it. It's hard to know. Like, okay, but how many times do I think something and it doesn't happen? That's what you're saying, right? You forget about those times. Right?
me neither. but sometimes i have premonitions, so, i don't know. maybe that's just coincidence. right? y'know, you think something and then it happens, or you think a word and then someone says it? y'know?	Yeah, I don't know. It's hard to know.
i don't know.	Me neither. But sometimes I have premonitions, so, I don't know. Maybe that's just coincidence. Right? Y'know, you think something and then it happens, or you think a word and then someone says it? Y'know?
well, i go to a psychic and she's always telling me i'm psychic. she should know. do you believe in that stuff?	I don't know.
yeah?	Well, I go to a psychic and she's always telling me I'm psychic. She should know. Do you believe in that stuff?
y'know, i'm sort of psychic.	Yeah?
thanks.	Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
no. i --	I know a man who needs a refill.
no, stay. just for a little while.  refill?	No. I --
well, i should probably get going.	No, stay. Just for a little while.  Refill?
you just say. i'm not really --	I don't know! I can't see them from here, Joel! Just pick something good.
you pick it.	You just say. I'm not really --
what do you want to hear?	You pick it.
ready for another?	No, I'm okay for now.
yeah? well, have a seat, anyway.	Ready for another?
i'm fine.	Yeah? Well, have a seat, anyway.
god, that feels so fucking good. take yours off.	I'm fine.
cheers.	God, that feels so fucking good. Take yours off.
i miss grade school. i don't know why i'm calling it grade school all of a sudden. when i went we called it elementary school. but i like grade school better. sounds like something someone from the forties would call it. i'd like to be from then. everyone wore hats. anyway, cheers!	Cheers.
it's pretty.	I miss grade school. I don't know why I'm calling it grade school all of a sudden. When I went we called it elementary school. But I like grade school better. Sounds like something someone from the forties would call it. I'd like to be from then. Everyone wore hats. Anyway, cheers!
yeah. i'm not, like, a robert frost lover by any stretch. his stuff seems strictly grade school to me. but this made me cry for some reason. maybe because it is grade school. y'know?	It's pretty.
frost?	Yeah. I'm not, like, a Robert Frost lover by any stretch. His stuff seems strictly grade school to me. But this made me cry for some reason. Maybe because it is grade school. Y'know?
me neither. oh, there's an inscription on the back.  the way a crow/shook down on me/the dust of snow/from a hemlock tree/has given my heart/a change of mood/and saved some part/of a day i rued.	Frost?
i don't know.	Me neither. Oh, there's an inscription on the back.  The way a crow/Shook down on me/The dust of snow/From a hemlock tree/Has given my heart/A change of mood/And saved some part/Of a day I rued.
do you believe in that stuff? reincarnation?	I don't know.
thanks. that was good, that crow sound.	Do you believe in that stuff? Reincarnation?
this... someone gave that to me, just like, recently. i like it, too. i like crows. i think i used to be a crow.	Thanks. That was good, that crow sound.
very much.	This... someone gave that to me, just like, recently. I like it, too. I like crows. I think I used to be a crow.
you like that?	Very much.
um --	Never mind. Sorry, that was stupid. I'm embarrassed. Good night, Joel.
hey, do you want to have a drink? i have lots of drinks. and i could --	Um --
take care.	Hey, do you want to have a drink? I have lots of drinks. And I could --
oh, geez, i'm full of shit. i already told you that.  anyway. see ya.	Take care.
well, i wouldn't want to be --	Oh, geez, I'm full of shit. I already told you that.  Anyway. See Ya.
thanks very much. that was very nice of you.	Well, I wouldn't want to be --
i'm just a bit of a wreck. "i sleep in your hat" makes me cry.  me.	Thanks very much. That was very nice of you.
what?	I'm just a bit of a wreck. "I sleep in your hat" makes me cry.  Me.
remember? "and you take on the dreams of the ones who have slept there/and i'm lost in the window/i hide on the stairway/i hang in the curtain/i sleep in your hat..."  oh, shit. i'm so stupid. sorry.	What?
sort of, um...	Remember? "And you take on the dreams of the ones who have slept there/And I'm lost in the window/I hide on the stairway/I hang in the curtain/I sleep in your hat..."  Oh, shit. I'm so stupid. Sorry.
the song's 9th and hennepin. i spent most of the train ride trying to remember. "till you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin/and you spill out/over the side to anyone who'll listen." remember?	Sort of, um...
yeah? i can't remember that album very well. i remember liking it. but --	The song's 9th and Hennepin. I spent most of the train ride trying to remember. "Till you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin/And you spill out/Over the side to anyone who'll listen." Remember?
me too. it is rain dogs, by the way.	Yeah? I can't remember that album very well. I remember liking it. But --
i like to read.	Me too. It is Rain Dogs, by the way.
so you like bookstores, huh?	I like to read.
it's okay. i didn't think you were.	So you like bookstores, huh?
look, i'm very sorry i came off sort of nutso. i'm not really.	It's okay. I didn't think you were.
wilmont. near the high school.	Look, I'm very sorry I came off sort of nutso. I'm not really.
yeah.	Wilmont. Near the high school.
you know wilmont?	Yeah.
i'm not a stalker.	You know Wilmont?
you can't be too careful. i've been stalked. i've been told i'm highly stalkable. i don't need that.	I'm not a stalker.
well, i probably wouldn't say if i were, but no.	You can't be too careful. I've been stalked. I've been told I'm highly stalkable. I don't need that.
you're not a stalker or anything, right?	Well, I probably wouldn't say if I were, but no.
where do you live?	You're not a stalker or anything, right?
yeah?	Where do you live?
it's okay.	Yeah?
i don't want to take you out of your way.	It's okay.
you're sure? it's cold.	I don't want to take you out of your way.
no, that's okay. thanks, though.	You're sure? It's cold.
hi. i could give you a ride if you need.	No, that's okay. Thanks, though.
unless i get that hair-color-naming job.	Hi. I could give you a ride if you need.
probably see you at the book store.	Unless I get that hair-color-naming job.
oh, okay. well, sure, i'll just...  take care, then.	Probably see you at the book store.
it's no problem. anyway, i have some stuff i need to --	Oh, okay. Well, sure, I'll just...  Take care, then.
my embarrassing admission is i really like that you're nice. right now, anyway. i can't tell from one moment to the next what i'm going to like. but right now i'm glad you said, "that's okay" to me. that was nice of you.	It's no problem. Anyway, I have some stuff I need to --
that's okay.	My embarrassing admission is I really like that you're nice. Right now, anyway. I can't tell from one moment to the next what I'm going to like. But right now I'm glad you said, "that's okay" to me. That was nice of you.
i'm sorry i... yelled at you. was it yelling? i can't really tell. whatever, i'm a little out of sorts today.	That's okay.
yes?	I'm sorry I... yelled at you. Was it yelling? I can't really tell. Whatever, I'm a little out of sorts today.
joel? it's joel, right?	Yes?
okay.	Shit. Shit. I know it's here. Hold on.
i don't need nice. i don't need myself to be it and i don't need anyone else to be it at me.	Okay.
now i'm nice? don't you know any other adjectives? there's careless and snotty and overbearing and argumentative... mumpish.	Well, anyway... Sorry.
oh. i don't know. i was just... i don't know. i was... you seemed nice, so --	Now I'm nice? Don't you know any other adjectives? There's careless and snotty and overbearing and argumentative... mumpish.
why wouldn't you think that about me?	Oh. I don't know. I was just... I don't know. I was... You seemed nice, so --
see, i wouldn't think that about you.	Why wouldn't you think that about me?
yeah. although it hardly fits. i'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told.	See, I wouldn't think that about you.
sorry. it's a pretty name, though. it means "merciful", right?	Yeah. Although it hardly fits. I'm a vindictive little bitch, truth be told.
oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin' clementine? no?	Sorry. It's a pretty name, though. It means "merciful", right?
i'm not nuts.	Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin' Clementine? No?
huckleberry hound! what, are you nuts?	I'm not nuts.
i don't know what that means.	Huckleberry Hound! What, are you nuts?
huckleberry hound?	I don't know what that means.
i don't know any jokes about your name.	Huckleberry Hound?
no jokes about my name? oh, you wouldn't do that; you're trying to be nice.	I don't know any jokes about your name.
i'm joel.	No jokes about my name? Oh, you wouldn't do that; you're trying to be nice.
my name's clementine, by the way.	I'm Joel.
yeah, i got it.	My name's Clementine, by the way.
sorry. i was just trying to be nice.	Yeah, I got it.
well, you don't know me, so... you don't know, do you?	Sorry. I was just trying to be nice.
oh, i doubt that's the case.	Well, you don't know me, so... you don't know, do you?
i think. anyway, i've tried all their colors. more than once. i'm getting too old for this. but it keeps me from having to develop an actual personality. i apply my personality in a paste. you?	Oh, I doubt that's the case.
you sure? that doesn't sound --	I think. Anyway, I've tried all their colors. More than once. I'm getting too old for this. But it keeps me from having to develop an actual personality. I apply my personality in a paste. You?
my writing career! your hair written by clementine kruczynski.  the tom waits album is rain dogs.	You sure? That doesn't sound --
i'm sure you would.	My writing career! Your hair written by Clementine Kruczynski.  The Tom Waits album is Rain Dogs.
someone's got that job.  agent orange! i came up with that one. anyway, there are endless color possibilities and i'd be great at it.	I'm sure you would.
you think that could possibly be a full time job? how many hair colors could there be?	Someone's got that job.  Agent Orange! I came up with that one. Anyway, there are endless color possibilities and I'd be great at it.
purple haze, pink eraser.	You think that could possibly be a full time job? How many hair colors could there be?
i don't really know how --	Purple Haze, Pink Eraser.
anyway, this company makes a whole line of colors with equally snappy names. red menace, yellow fever, green revolution. that'd be a job, coming up with those names. how do you get a job like that? that's what i'll do. fuck the dole.	I don't really know how --
i can't remember.	Anyway, this company makes a whole line of colors with equally snappy names. Red Menace, Yellow Fever, Green Revolution. That'd be a job, coming up with those names. How do you get a job like that? That's what I'll do. Fuck the dole.
exactly! tom waits. which song?	I can't remember.
yeah. tom waits says it in --	Exactly! Tom Waits. Which song?
blue ruin is cheap gin in case you were wondering.	Yeah. Tom Waits says it in --
i like it.	Blue ruin is cheap gin in case you were wondering.
ah, the hair.  blue, right? it's called blue ruin. the color. snappy name, huh?	I like it.
i noticed your hair. i guess it made an impression on me, that's why i was pretty sure i recognized you.	Ah, the hair.  Blue, right? It's called Blue Ruin. The color. Snappy name, huh?
i'll go on the dole. like my daddy before me.	I noticed your hair. I guess it made an impression on me, that's why I was pretty sure I recognized you.
i don't have one.	I'll go on the dole. Like my daddy before me.
well, i'm there. i hide in the back as much as is humanly possible. you have a cell phone? i need to quit right this minute. i'll call in dead.	I don't have one.
-- because i go there all the time. i don't think i ever saw you before.	Well, I'm there. I hide in the back as much as is humanly possible. You have a cell phone? I need to quit right this minute. I'll call in dead.
jesus, is it five years? i gotta quit right now.	-- because I go there all the time. I don't think I ever saw you before.
really? because --	Jesus, is it five years? I gotta quit right now.
ucch, really? you're kidding. god. bizarre small world, huh? yeah, that's me: book slave there for, like, five years now.	Really? Because --
the weirder part is i think actually i recognize you. i thought that earlier in the diner. that's why i was looking at you. you work at borders, right?	Ucch, really? You're kidding. God. Bizarre small world, huh? Yeah, that's me: book slave there for, like, five years now.
get out! me too! what are the odds?	The weirder part is I think actually I recognize you. I thought that earlier in the diner. That's why I was looking at you. You work at Borders, right?
rockville center.	Get out! Me too! What are the odds?
just, you know, to chat a little, maybe. i have a long trip ahead of me.  how far are you going? on the train, i mean, of course.	Rockville Center.
it's okay, really.	Just, you know, to chat a little, maybe. I have a long trip ahead of me.  How far are you going? On the train, I mean, of course.
no, i don't want to bug you if you're trying to --	It's okay, really.
i mean, it's okay if you want to sit down here. i didn't mean to --	No, I don't want to bug you if you're trying to --
oh. so...	I mean, it's okay if you want to sit down here. I didn't mean to --
no, i mean, i don't know. i can't really think of much to say probably.	Oh. So...
it's okay if i sit closer? so i don't have to scream. not that i don't need to scream sometimes, believe me.  but i don't want to bug you if you're trying to write or something.	No, I mean, I don't know. I can't really think of much to say probably.
anyway. sorry. hi.	It's okay if I sit closer? So I don't have to scream. Not that I don't need to scream sometimes, believe me.  But I don't want to bug you if you're trying to write or something.
aw, c'mon, live dangerously. take the leap and assume someone is talking to you in an otherwise empty car.	Anyway. Sorry. Hi.
well, i didn't want to assume.	Aw, c'mon, live dangerously. Take the leap and assume someone is talking to you in an otherwise empty car.
really?	Well, I didn't want to assume.
no, i didn't know if you were talking to me, so...	Really?
why are you sorry? i just said hi.	No, I didn't know if you were talking to me, so...
why what?	Why are you sorry? I just said hi.
why?	Why what?
i'm sorry.	Why?
your dried cum.	Jesus.
i don't know. panties and --	Your dried cum.
guess what i'm wearing.	I don't know. Panties and --
you must have been crazy.	Guess what I'm wearing.
god, i can't believe i ever hated you.	You must have been crazy.
i'm just, y'know, passing the time best i can till i can see you.	God, I can't believe I ever hated you.
hey, lover. whatcha doing?	I'm just, y'know, passing the time best I can till I can see you.
hi, it's joel.	Hey, lover. Whatcha doing?
look, i have to go. i have to think.	Joel, we've fucked. We've made love. Like a million times. And we were so sweet and shy and inept with each other last night. Isn't that lovely?
i know. i spoke to my friend magda.	Look, I have to go. I have to think.
it's true.	I know. I spoke to my friend Magda.
maybe it's true then. it's my voice on the tape.	That's what you have to say? How could it be true? I never even heard of any procedure like this. It's a joke.
i mean, i haven't even told anyone i've met you. who would even know to do this?	Maybe it's true then. It's my voice on the tape.
i probably got the same thing as you.	I mean, I haven't even told anyone I've met you. Who would even know to do this?
did you send this? is it a joke?	I probably got the same thing as you.
yeah?	Did you send this? Is it a joke?
i guess so.	Tomorrow night... honeymoon on ice.
ha ha! you said, i do. i guess that means we're married.	I guess so.
oddly enough, i do.	Ha Ha! You said, I do. I guess that means we're married.
hmmm. do you miss me?	Oddly enough, I do.
i just walked in.	Hmmm. Do you miss me?
what took you so long?	I just walked in.
that's me.	There you are.  Naomi, it's just... I'm afraid if we fall back into this fast without considering the problems we had...
i just got in.	Long day thinking.
yeah, i tried you at home. did you get my message?	I just got in.
i know. i had to take the day to think.	Yeah, I tried you at home. Did you get my message?
good. i called you at work today. they said you were home sick.	I know. I had to take the day to think.
how's it going?	Good. I called you at work today. They said you were home sick.
hi.	How's it going?
hi, naomi, it's joel.	Hi.
i really should go. i really need to catch my ride.	I didn't want to go. I was too nervous. I thought, maybe you were a nut. But you were exciting. You called from upstairs.
clementine.	I couldn't believe you did that. I was paralyzed with fear.
so you're still on the zoloft?	Next thing I remember we were walking down near the surf.
i remember being drawn to you even then. i thought, i love this woman because she's alone down there looking out at the black ocean.	But I went back to my food. The next thing I remember, I felt someone sitting next to me and I saw the orange sleeve out of the corner of my eye.
your back to me. in that orange sweatshirt i would come to know so well and even hate eventually. at the time i thought, how cool, an orange sweatshirt.	I remember being drawn to you even then. I thought, I love this woman because she's alone down there looking out at the black ocean.
okay. i wish you could come.	This is it. The night we met. My God, it's over.
naomi.	On the couch. Dark. Quiet. I wondered if I had made a terrible mistake. I almost reached for the phone about a thousand times. I thought I could take it back, erase it, explain I had momentarily lost my mind. Then I told myself we weren't happy. That was the truth. That what we were was safe. It was unfair to you and to me to stay in a relationship for that reason. I thought about Clementine and the spark when I was with her, but then I thought what you and I had was real and adult and therefore significant even if it wasn't much fun. But I wanted fun. I saw other people having fun and I wanted it. Then I thought fun is a lie, that no one is really having fun; I'm being suckered by advertising and movie bullshit... then I thought maybe not, maybe not. And then I thought, as I always do at this point in my argument, about dying.
i can't. i have to go home. i'll do it later.	I didn't want to do this. But I had to or they would've called me a girl.
she's so sexy.	I loved you on this day. I love this memory. The rain. Us just hanging.
how's the chicken?	Is that like us? Are we just bored with each other?
right! she called me an old lady here, too! and i remember, i said...	And what are you like? A wino?
i wasn't going to call her. not after the way she was.	Any messages, Carmen?
so then she just stops calling.	I wasn't going to call her. Not after the way she was.
gotta get home. how could she do this to me? how could she not care about what we meant to each other. what a fuck! what a fucking monster she is!	Oh, God. I miss her. I can't believe she's with that guy now! I'm never going to see her again. I love her so much. What a fucking monster she is!
clementine.	That's your look for me.
maybe if i just explain what happened, i wouldn't have to go through this and i could tell you everything and it would be like you knew and we could rebuild and we could be happy again and...	Clementine.
i love you and if you knew that... if i told you what happened... i'll explain everything, what we meant to each other. i'll tell you everything about our time together. you'll know everything again and...	Maybe if I just explain what happened, I wouldn't have to go through this and I could tell you everything and it would be like you knew and we could rebuild and we could be happy again and...
clementine. i should just maybe talk to her.	I love you and if you knew that... if I told you what happened... I'll explain everything, what we meant to each other. I'll tell you everything about our time together. You'll know everything again and...
i should maybe talk to you.	Clementine. I should just maybe talk to her.
it's them.	It's too late.
pink.  there was a number on it. i remember. al 1718?  i have to follow through with this. i have no choice.	The pill was pink, I remember. It had some letters and numbers on it. What were they? AL 1718? AL something. Four digits. I don't like taking pills when I don't know what they are. I have no choice.
fuck you, clementine.	Pink.  There was a number on it. I remember. AL 1718?  I have to follow through with this. I have no choice.
maybe i'm making a mistake. maybe i just need to learn to live with this. first of all, i'll get over it. secondly, it happened. those who do not remember history are condemned to repeat it. who said that? churchill? i'm not sure. but i don't care. she did it to me. i have to rid myself of this. fuck her.	Fuck you, Clementine.
i might be making a mistake.	Maybe I'm making a mistake. Maybe I just need to learn to live with this. First of all, I'll get over it. Secondly, it happened. Those who do not remember history are condemned to repeat it. Who said that? Churchill? I'm not sure. But I don't care. She did it to me. I have to rid myself of this. Fuck her.
the driver waved. so casual, friendly.	I'm like a joke to them.
there are two of them. couldn't make them out. the orange glow of a cigarette.	The driver waved. So casual, friendly.
it was snowing.	There are two of them. Couldn't make them out. The orange glow of a cigarette.
i'm trapped in my head and everything i love is being erased! stop it now!	Yes, but... I'm just something you're imagining. What can I do? I'm in your head, too.
what? what do you mean?	I'm trapped in my head and everything I love is being erased! Stop it now!
you have to stop this!	What? What do you mean?
we can help you through this. why don't you start now by telling me everything you can remember about --	You have to stop this!
we can help you through this. why don't you start now by telling me everything you can remember about your relationship with clementine.	It was a mess. I don't know how it got this way...
well... i did.	We can help you through this. Why don't you start now by telling me everything you can remember about your relationship with Clementine.
i'm sorry you saw one of our notification cards. you never should have.	Well... I did.
is there any sort of risk of brain damage?	Well, technically, the procedure itself is brain damage, but on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.
we'll start with your most recent memories and go backwards -- there is an emotional core to each of our memories -- as we eradicate this core, it starts its degradation process -- by the time you wake up in the morning, all memories we've targeted will have withered and disappeared. like a dream upon waking.	Is there any sort of risk of brain damage?
we'll speak soon.	'Night.
so i'm going to get some sleep. i'm glad you're okay.	We'll speak soon.
i had a good time last night. i really did.	So I'm going to get some sleep. I'm glad you're okay.
okay, joel. i suppose you're right.	I had a good time last night. I really did.
so you think the dissertation will get published?	I don't know. I'm not sure there's a big public demand for books on Calvinism and Misogyny.
i'm glad you called.	So you think the dissertation will get published?
i'm sorry. i really shouldn't have --	I'm glad you called.
a religion instructor at columbia. a good guy. he's a good guy.	I'm sorry. I really shouldn't have --
oh! great. that's great!	A religion instructor at Columbia. A good guy. He's a good guy.
miss you, too.  i have been seeing someone for a little while.	Oh! Great. That's great!
i miss you.	Miss you, too.  I have been seeing someone for a little while.
oh, sweetie. it really does cut both ways. we were taking each other for granted and --	I miss you.
well, it was my fault -- the break- up. i'm sorry.	Oh, sweetie. It really does cut both ways. We were taking each other for granted and --
i'm sorry.	Well, it was my fault -- the break- up. I'm sorry.
it's been a pretty lonely couple of years.	I'm sorry.
so... you haven't been involved with anyone in all this time?	It's been a pretty lonely couple of years.
i hope you get your work done.	Yeah.
say hi to rob and carrie. have some fun!	I hope you get your work done.
so you don't mind?	I've got to finish this chapter anyway.
yeah. come to bed. i'm cold.	In a minute.
go back to sleep.	Yeah. Come to bed. I'm cold.
hi, rob and carrie.	Go back to sleep.
you didn't miss much. rob and carrie say hello.	Hi, Rob and Carrie.
how was it?	You didn't miss much. Rob and Carrie say hello.
hi.	How was it?
hi.	Hi.
the thing is, joel, whatever it is you think you have with this chick, once the thrill wears off, you're just going to be joel with the same fucking problems.	It's not somebody else.
no. i just need some space, maybe.	The thing is, Joel, whatever it is you think you have with this chick, once the thrill wears off, you're just going to be Joel with the same fucking problems.
bullshit. who is it? you met someone.	No. I just need some space, maybe.
i think maybe, we're both so used to operating at this level that -- how can one person be unhappy? if one person is unhappy, both have to be... by definition.	Bullshit. Who is it? You met someone.
don't say "we" when you mean "you."	I think maybe, we're both so used to operating at this level that -- How can one person be unhappy? If one person is unhappy, both have to be... by definition.
y'know, we've been, i don't know, sort of, unhappy with each other and --	Don't say "we" when you mean "you."
what?	Y'know, we've been, I don't know, sort of, unhappy with each other and --
i don't know, i've just been thinking, maybe we're not happy with each other.	What?
so what's going on, joel?	I don't know, I've just been thinking, maybe we're not happy with each other.
naomi, i really value our relationship. i hope it's possible for us to stay in touch.	Don't do this to me now, Joel. Really.
you take it. i don't know.	Naomi, I really value our relationship. I hope it's possible for us to stay in touch.
yours?	You take it. I don't know.
definitely!	I think he'll be in Bartlett's one day.
very cool. trippy.	I like to read what smart people say. So many beautiful, important things.
"the quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts."	Very cool. Trippy.
yeah. cool.	"The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts."
i love quotes. so did winston churchill. he actually has a quotation in bartlett's about bartlett's. isn't that trippy?	Yeah. Cool.
oh, patrick, you didn't want any, did you?	Nah, I don't know.
oh, hey, patrick.	Hi, Mary. How's it going?
remember the alamo! remember the alamo!	Mary... please. This is hurting people.
the office is filled with people who want their memories re-erased.	Remember the Alamo! Remember the Alamo!
i won't allow it. those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. what do you think of that? that's from my quote book.	The office is filled with people who want their memories re-erased.
mary, people come to him voluntarily.	I won't allow it. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. What do you think of that? That's from my quote book.
they have a right to know. howard is a thief. he steals the truth.  i can't remember my baby! i can't remember my baby. it existed and i can't even remember. do you understand that?	Mary, people come to him voluntarily.
i don't know. i just -- there are a lot of really confused people showing up at the office.	They have a right to know. Howard is a thief. He steals the truth.  I can't remember my baby! I can't remember my baby. It existed and I can't even remember. Do you understand that?
then why did you ask me?	I don't know. I just -- there are a lot of really confused people showing up at the office.
i know what it is.	Then why did you ask me?
nothing.	I know what it is.
what's this?	Nothing.
can i... i brought some --	What's this?
what do you want, stan?	Can I... I brought some --
hi.	What do you want, Stan?
oh.	Hi.
you were in red. that red sweater with the little flowers, i think. you were leaning against his car.  he looked a little like a kid. kind of goofy and wide-eyed. i'd never seen him look like that before. happy. you looked beautiful. you looked in love.	Thanks, Stan.
do you remember anything else? what i was wearing? was i standing close to him? was i leaning against his car like i owned it? how did he look at me when i giggled? tell me everything.	You were in red. That red sweater with the little flowers, I think. You were leaning against his car.  He looked a little like a kid. Kind of goofy and wide-eyed. I'd never seen him look like that before. Happy. You looked beautiful. You looked in love.
i really like you, mary. you know that.	Do you remember anything else? What I was wearing? Was I standing close to him? Was I leaning against his car like I owned it? How did he look at me when I giggled? Tell me everything.
i never saw you together like that again. so i figured i was imagining things.	I really like you, Mary. You know that.
and after that?	I never saw you together like that again. So I figured I was imagining things.
happy. happy with a secret.	And after that?
how did i look?	Happy. Happy with a secret.
it was here. at his car. i was coming back from a job and spotted you together. you seemed caught. i waved. you giggled.	How did I look?
once, maybe.	It was here. At his car. I was coming back from a job and spotted you together. You seemed caught. I waved. You giggled.
and you never even suspected? never saw us behaving in any unusual way together?	Once, maybe.
i swear.	And you never even suspected? Never saw us behaving in any unusual way together?
do you swear you didn't know?	I swear.
hey.	Do you swear you didn't know?
you better go.	Hell no.
he's coming?	You better go.
no way. i can handle this.	This guy's only half cooked. There's no time to fuck around, Stan.
sor-ry  we have to do something. he can't wake up half done.	Shit!
i don't know! i just said that!	Sor-ry  We have to do something. He can't wake up half done.
well, what should we do?	I don't know! I just said that!
i don't know what to do! i don't know what to do! crap. crap...	Well, what should we do?
i don't know. he's not on the map.	I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do! Crap. Crap...
where?	I don't know. He's not on the map.
it's not erasing. he's off the screen.	Where?
listen, it's not erasing.	It's not erasing. He's off the screen.
what?	Listen, it's not erasing.
it's stopped.	What?
to let people begin again. it's beautiful. you look at a baby and it's so fresh, so clean, so free. and adults... they're like this messy tangle of anger and phobias and sadness... hopelessness. and howard just makes it go away.	You love him, don't you?
yeah.	To let people begin again. It's beautiful. You look at a baby and it's so fresh, so clean, so free. And adults... they're like this messy tangle of anger and phobias and sadness... hopelessness. And Howard just makes it go away.
it's amazing, isn't it? such a gift howard gave the world.	Yeah.
let him go, stan. i can help.	Go.
don't you think howard's like that? smart? important?	Yup.
yup.	Don't you think Howard's like that? Smart? Important?
yeah, i can't wait to tell howard! it seems really appropriate.	It's a good one all right.
that's a good one.	Yeah, I can't wait to tell Howard! It seems really appropriate.
nietzsche. beyond good and evil. found it my bartletts.	That's a good one.
we haven't checked.	Well, allow me to do the honors. It's fucking freezing and I need something.
yeah.  poor guy.  have anything to drink?	We haven't checked.
you found us okay?	Yeah.  Poor guy.  Have anything to drink?
it's freezing out.	You found us okay?
hey, if you're ordering lunch for mierzwiak, would you --	I better do this, Stan.
'kay.	Hey, if you're ordering lunch for Mierzwiak, would you --
see you later, alligator.	'kay.
anyway, i've got to do my tap dance here.	See you later, alligator.
i know. anyway --	Anyway, I've got to do my tap dance here.
it's just... y'know... i mean...	I know. Anyway --
sorry. i just --	It's just... y'know... I mean...
stan... c'mon...	Sorry. I just --
boo.	Hi.
you made me have you erased! i loved you. i love you! how could you --	I didn't make you. You thought it best.  But, look, I take full responsibility.
it was a mutual decision.	You made me have you erased! I loved you. I love you! How could you --
you made me have an abortion.	It was a mutual decision.
i have a family, mary.	You made me have an abortion.
do you love me? did you love me? something. i listened to my tape. i can't believe i've been sitting right in front of it for a year. it's like listening to someone else's story. i mean, i hear myself talking about having sex with you and i can't even imagine you naked. i can't even say "naked" to you!	I have a family, Mary.
i don't know what i'm supposed say, mary. i want to do the right thing here.	Do you love me? Did you love me? Something. I listened to my tape. I can't believe I've been sitting right in front of it for a year. It's like listening to someone else's story. I mean, I hear myself talking about having sex with you and I can't even imagine you naked. I can't even say "naked" to you!
thanks.  so... do we talk about this... or what?	I don't know what I'm supposed say, Mary. I want to do the right thing here.
what, howard?	We... have a history. I'm sorry. You wanted the procedure. You wanted it done... to get past. I have to finish in there. It's almost morning. We'll talk later.
we can't do this.	No you're right. Once again. You're a decent man, Howard.
i wish i was your wife. i wish i had your kids.	We can't do this.
i've got a wife, mary. kids. you know that.	I wish I was your wife. I wish I had your kids.
i've loved you for a very long time. i'm sorry! i shouldn't have said that.	I've got a wife, Mary. Kids. You know that.
it's fine, mary. i'm happy to hear it.	Okay. Good. Great. Thanks.  I like you, Howard... an awful lot. Is that terrible?
really? i thought it was appropriate maybe. that's all.  i really admire the work that you do. i know it's not proper to be so familiar but i guess since we're outside the workplace i feel a certain liberty to --	It's fine, Mary. I'm happy to hear it.
that's lovely.	Really? I thought it was appropriate maybe. That's all.  I really admire the work that you do. I know it's not proper to be so familiar but I guess since we're outside the workplace I feel a certain liberty to --
it's no big deal.	You are such a sweetheart.
yes, shit. oops, sorry!  sorry. it's just i told myself i wasn't going to say pope alexander and sound like a dope and then i go ahead and do it. like i psyched myself out.	It's no big deal.
alexander pope?	Yes, shit. Oops, sorry!  Sorry. It's just I told myself I wasn't going to say Pope Alexander and sound like a dope and then I go ahead and do it. Like I psyched myself out.
there's another one i like, i read. it's by pope alexander.	Alexander Pope?
it's a good quote, mary. i'm glad we both know it.	There's another one I like, I read. It's by Pope Alexander.
yeah, yeah it is, howard. and here i was thinking i could tell you something you didn't know.	It's a good quote, Mary. I'm glad we both know it.
is that nietzsche?	Yeah, yeah it is, Howard. And here I was thinking I could tell you something you didn't know.
okay, um, there's one that goes "blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders."	Is that Nietzsche?
oh. well, i'd love to hear some.	Okay, um, there's one that goes "Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders."
oh, um, like famous quotes. i find reading them inspirational to me. and in my reading i've come across some i thought you might like, too.	Oh. Well, I'd love to hear some.
how do you mean?	Oh, um, like famous quotes. I find reading them inspirational to me. And in my reading I've come across some I thought you might like, too.
do you like quotes, howard?	How do you mean?
that was beautiful to watch, howard. like a surgeon or a concert pianist.	Well, thank you, Mary.
okay, we're back in.	That was beautiful to watch, Howard. Like a surgeon or a concert pianist.
thanks.	Welcome, Howard.
cole slaw, ice tea?	Thanks.
order me a pastrami for after?	Cole slaw, ice tea?
yes?	Order me a pastrami for after?
mary...	Yes?
thanks, mary. you can bring her in.	Mary...
howard, your one o'clock.	Thanks, Mary. You can bring her in.
jesus. all right, what's the address.	1062 Sherman Drive. Apartment 1E, Rockville Center.
he went home sick.	Jesus. All right, what's the address.
well, where was patrick?	He went home sick.
i was away from the monitor for a second. i had it on automatic. i had to go pee.	Well, where was Patrick?
okay, what happened right before he disappeared?	I was away from the monitor for a second. I had it on automatic. I had to go pee.
the guy we're doing? he's disappeared from the map. i can't find him anywhere.	Okay, what happened right before he disappeared?
stan? what's going on?	The guy we're doing? He's disappeared from the map. I can't find him anywhere.
mary has stolen our files and is sending them back to people.	Jesus.
i don't know what you're talking about, howard.	Mary has stolen our files and is sending them back to people.
she should not have done this, stan. as mad as she was... as justifiably --	I don't know what you're talking about, Howard.
so, i've got to drop the van off.	Thanks, Stan. Thanks.
i'll go out for a smoke. if no one minds.	That's fine, Stan.
howard, they've disappeared again.	Oh dear.
you get some sleep, howard. i'll take it from here.	Yeah, probably a good idea.
did you try going through c-gate?	Yeah. Of course.
i tried that already.	Did you try going through C-Gate?
mary. what are you doing here?	She came to help, Howard.
ah, your journal. this will be invaluable.	December 15th, 2004. I met someone tonight. Oh, Christ: I don't know what to do. Her name is Clementine and she's amazing. So alive and spontaneous and passionate and sensitive. Things with Naomi and I have been stagnant for so long.
this book -- it's essential that people read it because --  -- it's the truth. and only i know it.	Maybe after the holidays then.
would you just try him? you never know. as long as i'm here. you never know.	Of course. Please have a seat.
i think he's in a conference. unfortunately. i'm really sorry.	Would you just try him? You never know. As long as I'm here. You never know.
hi, i was in the neighborhood and thought i'd see --	I think he's in a conference. Unfortunately. I'm really sorry.
oh, hi.	Hi, I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd see --
i can handle it. he's pretty much on auto-pilot anyway.	Thanks, Stan. I owe you.
patrick, we're in the middle of --	She's right in the neighborhood. She's upset.
hold on. let me ask my friend.  stan, can i leave for a little while? my girlfriend is very --	Patrick, we're in the middle of --
what's your bartlett's?	It's a quote book.
maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.	Okay, There's more, Stan --
mary hates me. i've never been popular with the ladies.	Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.
she was beautiful. so sweet and funky and voluptuous. i kind of stole a pair of her panties, is what.	Jesus, Patrick!
she was unconscious, patrick.	She was beautiful. So sweet and funky and voluptuous. I kind of stole a pair of her panties, is what.
i gotta tell you something. i kind of fell in love with her last night.	She was unconscious, Patrick.
the thing is... my situation is a little weird. my girlfriend situation.	Patrick, we need to focus.
this one's history. moving on...	The thing is... my situation is a little weird. My girlfriend situation.
did i tell you i have a new girlfriend?	This one's history. Moving on...
you can if you want.	Did I tell you I have a new girlfriend?
i wonder if i should invite my girlfriend over, too. i have a girlfriend now.	You can if you want.
she likes you okay.	I wonder if I should invite my girlfriend over, too. I have a girlfriend now.
i like mary. i like when she comes to visit. i just don't think she likes me.	She likes you okay.
just wanted to let you know.	I like Mary. I like when she comes to visit. I just don't think she likes me.
yeah?	Just wanted to let you know.
patrick, let's just get through this. we have a long night ahead of us.	Yeah.
not a dump, then, but kind of plain. uninspired. and there's a stale smell. sort of stuffy. i don't know. stuffy.	Patrick, let's just get through this. We have a long night ahead of us.
it's an apartment.	Not a dump, then, but kind of plain. Uninspired. And there's a stale smell. Sort of stuffy. I don't know. Stuffy.
does that help?	Yeah, that looks better. Thanks.
then check the connections.	Does that help?
the voltage looks fine.	Then check the connections.
how am i going to be the progenitor of a tribe when i'm living on an isolated ridgetop with delores?	That's your problem.
suppose that you bear five or six children with your characteristics. all in siwash cave. in a postcatastrophe world, your offspring would of necessity intermarry, forming in time a tribe. a tribe every member of which had giant thumbs. a tribe of big thumbs would relate to the environment in very special ways. it could not use weapons or produce sophisticated tools. it would have to rely on its wits and its senses. it would have to live with animals -- and plants! -- as virtual equals. it's extremely pleasant to me to think about a tribe of physical eccentrics living peacefully with animals and plants, learning their languages, perhaps, and paying them the respect they deserve.	How am I going to be the progenitor of a tribe when I'm living on an isolated ridgetop with Delores?
the world isn't going to end, you dummy; i hope you know that much.  but it is going to change. it's going to change drastically, and probably in your lifetime. the clock people see calamitous earthquakes as the agent of change, and they may be right, since there are a hundred thousand earthquakes a year and major ones are long overdue. but there are far worse catastrophes coming... unless the human race can bring itself to abandon the goals and values of civilization, in other words, unless it can break the consumption habit -- and we are so conditioned to consuming as a way of life that for most of us life would have no meaning without the yearnings and rewards of progressive consumption. it isn't merely that our bad habits will cause global catastrophes, but that our operative political-economic philosophies have us in such a blind crab grip that they prevent us from preparing for the natural disasters that are not our fault. so the apocalyptic shit is going to hit the fan, all right, but there'll be some of us it'll miss. little pockets of humanity. like the clock people. like you two honeys, if you decide to accept my offer of a lease on siwash cave. there's almost no worldwide calamity -- famine, nuclear accident, plague, weather warfare or reduction of the ozone shield -- that you couldn't survive in that cave.	Suppose that you bear five or six children with your characteristics. All in Siwash Cave. In a postcatastrophe world, your offspring would of necessity intermarry, forming in time a tribe. A tribe every member of which had giant thumbs. A tribe of Big Thumbs would relate to the environment in very special ways. It could not use weapons or produce sophisticated tools. It would have to rely on its wits and its senses. It would have to live with animals -- and plants! -- as virtual equals. It's extremely pleasant to me to think about a tribe of physical eccentrics living peacefully with animals and plants, learning their languages, perhaps, and paying them the respect they deserve.
well, if the clock people give you any inside information on the end of the world, drop us a postcard.	The world isn't going to end, you dummy; I hope you know that much.  But it is going to change. It's going to change drastically, and probably in your lifetime. The Clock People see calamitous earthquakes as the agent of change, and they may be right, since there are a hundred thousand earthquakes a year and major ones are long overdue. But there are far worse catastrophes coming... unless the human race can bring itself to abandon the goals and values of civilization, in other words, unless it can break the consumption habit -- and we are so conditioned to consuming as a way of life that for most of us life would have no meaning without the yearnings and rewards of progressive consumption. It isn't merely that our bad habits will cause global catastrophes, but that our operative political-economic philosophies have us in such a blind crab grip that they prevent us from preparing for the natural disasters that are not our fault. So the apocalyptic shit is going to hit the fan, all right, but there'll be some of us it'll miss. Little pockets of humanity. Like the Clock People. Like you two honeys, if you decide to accept my offer of a lease on Siwash Cave. There's almost no worldwide calamity -- famine, nuclear accident, plague, weather warfare or reduction of the ozone shield -- that you couldn't survive in that cave.
but that's an old story now...... i can't believe that you would leave the butte.	Easy come, easy go.
you mean she's dead?	But that's an old story now...... I can't believe that you would leave the Butte.
she had a one way-ticket to kansas city.	You mean she's dead?
i want to go back to the clock people. i kind of miss those fool redskins and wonder what they're up to. what's happened to jelly?	She had a one way-ticket to Kansas City.
the countess has come to our aid. the rubber rose ranch is officially deeded to all the cowgirls. and i have been asked to oversee the ranch. for $300 a week. and as it turns out, the countess is not going to be the vegetable the doctors thought he was... here's a picture!	I want to go back to the Clock People. I kind of miss those fool redskins and wonder what they're up to. What's happened to Jelly?
yes, everything is getting worse. but everything is also getting better.	The Countess has come to our aid. The Rubber Rose Ranch is officially deeded to all the cowgirls. And I have been asked to oversee the ranch. For $300 a week. And as it turns out, the Countess is not going to be the vegetable the doctors thought he was... here's a picture!
is everything getting worse?	Yes, everything is getting worse. But everything is also getting better.
what do you believe in then?	Ha ha ho ho and hee hee.
then if you are japanese, then why are you called the chink?	The Clock People mistook me for Chinese. And the name stuck. In the same way that all Indian tribes came to be labeled "Indians" through the ignorance of an Italian sailor with a taste for oranges, it is only fitting that "Indians" misnamed me. The Clock People, however, are not a tribe, rather they are a gathering of Indians from various tribes. They have lived together since 1906.
during the second world war i busted out of tule lake detention camp; as a japanese-american, i had been put there and watched over. i found refuge with the clock people, who discovered me in a snow bank, near dead, i had been climbing across the sierra nevada mountains.	Then if you are Japanese, then why are you called the Chink?
the clock people?	During the Second World War I busted out of Tule Lake detention camp; as a Japanese-American, I had been put there and watched over. I found refuge with the Clock People, who discovered me in a snow bank, near dead, I had been climbing across the Sierra Nevada mountains.
but unlike the clockworks of the clock people, my ticks more accurately echo the ticks of the universe....  ......ha ha ho ho and hee hee.	The Clock People?
he was a degenerated warlock who could turn urine into beer, and the honor that he extended me gave me rights of occupancy in this sacred cave on this far-away siwash ridge. i came to the dakota hills to construct a clockworks of my own.	But unlike the clockworks of the Clock People, my ticks more accurately echo the ticks of the universe....  ......ha ha ho ho and hee hee.
siwash, huh?	He was a degenerated warlock who could turn urine into beer, and the honor that he extended me gave me rights of occupancy in this sacred cave on this far-away Siwash Ridge. I came to the Dakota hills to construct a clockworks of my own.
the clockworks is one reason that i am here on siwash ridge. i accepted the invitation to be initiated as a shaman by an aged siwash chief who was the principle outside confederate of the clock people.	Siwash, huh?
clockworks?	The Clockworks is one reason that I am here on Siwash Ridge. I accepted the invitation to be initiated as a shaman by an aged Siwash chief who was the principle outside confederate of the Clock People.
clockworks.	Clockworks?
what was that?	Clockworks.
but i don't know how to polka.	Neither do I... ha ha ho ho hee hee.
oh? well, there's been some trouble on the ranch. i came up here to get out of the way. it's so dark now i doubt if i could find my way back down. if you could help...	Save your breath for the climb.
i know who you are.	Oh? Well, there's been some trouble on the ranch. I came up here to get out of the way. It's so dark now I doubt if I could find my way back down. If you could help...
i'm a friend of bonanza jellybean's.	I know who you are.
where are the others?	Oh, Rupert and Carla had a little hassle and went home.
a traveler, eh?	You might say that, although I don't think of it as traveling.
well, no, i don't reside anywhere in particular. i just keep moving.	A traveler, eh?
you don't?	Well, no, I don't reside anywhere in particular. I just keep moving.
i don't.	You don't?
i know, but where do you reside when you aren't visiting new york?	I don't.
i'm staying with the countess.	I know, but where do you reside when you aren't visiting New York?
where do you live, miss hankshaw?	I'm staying with the Countess.
every time i tell you that i love you, you flinch. but that's your problem.	If I flinch when you say you love me, it's both our problems. My confusion becomes your confusion. Students confuse teachers, patients confuse psychiatrists, lovers with confused hearts confuse lovers with clear hearts....
'drugged' is a stupid word.	But the peyote is obviously affecting their brains. It's made them break a migratory pattern that goes back thousands of years.
no, i guess not.	'Drugged' is a stupid word.
hell no, the cranes are wonderful, okay, but i'm not in this for whooping cranes. i'm in it for cowgirls. if we cowgirls give in to authority on this crane issue, then cowgirls become just another compromise. i want a finer fate than that -- for me and for every other cowgirl. better no cowgirls at all than cowgirls compromised.	How did this business get started, anyhow? Why are the birds nesting here?
so be it. it looks serious this time, though. all these guns... are you actually prepared to kill and die for whooping cranes?	Hell no, the cranes are wonderful, okay, but I'm not in this for whooping cranes. I'm in it for cowgirls. If we cowgirls give in to authority on this crane issue, then cowgirls become just another compromise. I want a finer fate than that -- for me and for every other cowgirl. Better no cowgirls at all than cowgirls compromised.
looks like every time we get together things are in a mess.	So be it. It looks serious this time, though. All these guns... are you actually prepared to kill and die for whooping cranes?
that's jellybean!	FROM MEN, THE WHOOPING CRANE HAS RECEIVED NEITHER LOVE NOR RESPECT. MEN HAVE DRAINED THE CRANE'S MARSHES, STOLEN ITS EGGS, INVADED ITS PRIVACY, POLLUTED ITS FOOD, FOULED ITS AIR, BLOWN IT APART WITH BUCKSHOT.
you don't agree with debbie, then?	I wouldn't say that. I expect she's right, ultimately. But I'm with Delores when it comes to fighting for what's mine. I can't understand why Delores is so uptight about the Chink; he could probably teach her a thing or two. Ee! That grass tickles, doesn't it? God knows I love women, but nothing can take the place of a man that fits. Still this is cowgirl territory and I'll stand with Delores and fight any bastards who might deny it. I guess I've always been a scrapper. Look. This scar. Only twelve years old and I was felled by a silver bullet.
debbie says that if women are to take charge again, they must do it in the feminine way; they mustn't resort to aggressive and violent masculine methods. she says it is up to women to show themselves better than men, to love men, set good examples for them and guide them tenderly toward the new age. she's a real dreamer, that debbie-dear.	You don't agree with Debbie, then?
what is debbie's position?	Debbie says that if women are to take charge again, they must do it in the feminine way; they mustn't resort to aggressive and violent masculine methods. She says it is up to women to show themselves better than men, to love men, set good examples for them and guide them tenderly toward the New Age. She's a real dreamer, that Debbie-dear.
......delores zonks out on peyote at least once a week, but so far her third vision hasn't happened. niwetkame, the mother goddess has not gotten back in touch with her. meanwhile she and debbie are rivaling each other like a couple of crosstown high schools. tension. cowgirl tension! what a drag.	What is Debbie's position?
really? the chink, huh? i've gathered that you sometimes speak with him. what else have you learned from the chink?	Learned from the Chink? Oh my. Ha ha. That's hard to say. We mostly.... Uh, a lot of his talk is pretty goofy.
did that last comment sound too profound to be coming outta my mouth? it's not original. it's something i picked up from the chink.	Really? The Chink, huh? I've gathered that you sometimes speak with him. What else have you learned from the Chink?
no, ma'am. no way. there's girls on the rubber rose who are political, but i don't share their views. i got no cowgirl ideology to expound. "politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it."	Did that last comment sound too profound to be coming outta my mouth? It's not original. It's something I picked up from the Chink.
you're political, then?	No, ma'am. No way. There's girls on the Rubber Rose who are political, but I don't share their views. I got no cowgirl ideology to expound. "Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it."
cowgirls exist as an image. a fairly common image. the idea of cowgirls especially for little girls prevails in our culture. therefore, it seems to me, the existence of cowgirls should prevail. otherwise, they're being fooled. in the rodeo hall of fame in oklahoma city there are just two cowgirls. two. and both of 'em are trick-riders. trick-riding is what cowgirls have almost always done in rodeos. our society sure likes to see its unconventional women do tricks. that's what prostitutes call it, you know: 'tricking.'	You're political, then?
about being a cowgirl. what's it all about? when you say the word you make it sound like it was painted in radium on the side of a pearl.	Cowgirls exist as an image. A fairly common image. The idea of cowgirls especially for little girls prevails in our culture. Therefore, it seems to me, the existence of cowgirls should prevail. Otherwise, they're being fooled. In the Rodeo Hall of Fame in Oklahoma City there are just two cowgirls. Two. And both of 'em are trick-riders. Trick-riding is what cowgirls have almost always done in rodeos. Our society sure likes to see its unconventional women do tricks. That's what prostitutes call it, you know: 'tricking.'
about...	About being a cowgirl. What's it all about? When you say the word you make it sound like it was painted in radium on the side of a pearl.
tell me about it.	About...
well, that doesn't matter; that part never interested me anyway. the beatnicks were before my time, and i never got anything outta the hippies but bad dope, clichs and the clap. but the example of your life helped me in my struggle to be a cowgirl.	Tell me about it.
no, i'm afraid that part isn't true. jack was in awe of me and tracked me down. we spent a night talking and hugging in a corn field, but he was hardly my lover. besides, i always travel alone.	Well, that doesn't matter; that part never interested me anyway. The beatnicks were before my time, and I never got anything outta the hippies but bad dope, clichs and the clap. But the example of your life helped me in my struggle to be a cowgirl.
oh, i know about sissy hankshaw, all right. i've done a little hitchhiking myself. ah shucks, that's like telling annie oakley you're a sharpshooter because you once knocked a tomato can off a stump with a fieldstone. i'd heard tales about you from people i'd meet in jail cells and truckstops. i heard about your, uh, your, ah, your wonderful thumbs, and i heard how you were jack kerouac's girl friend...	No, I'm afraid that part isn't true. Jack was in awe of me and tracked me down. We spent a night talking and hugging in a corn field, but he was hardly my lover. Besides, I always travel alone.
er, you seem to know who i am, and maybe even what i am. thanks for the breakfast.	Oh, I know about Sissy Hankshaw, all right. I've done a little hitchhiking myself. Ah shucks, that's like telling Annie Oakley you're a sharpshooter because you once knocked a tomato can off a stump with a fieldstone. I'd heard tales about you from people I'd meet in jail cells and truckstops. I heard about your, uh, your, ah, your wonderful thumbs, and I heard how you were Jack Kerouac's girl friend...
welcome, podner. by god, it's great to have you here. it's an honor. sorry i took so long getting to you, but we've had a mess of hard work these past few days -- and a heap of planning to do.	Er, you seem to know who I am, and maybe even what I am. Thanks for the breakfast.
what guy?	Aw, he's some old fart holyman who lives in the hills out West. Gives my ranch the creeps and the willies, too. But though he be old and dirty, he's alive, I'll bet, clear down to his toes. They don't have his juice in a jar in New Haven. Well I suppose that I'll have to write Sissy out on the road.
chink's the guy's name, for christ's sake.	What guy?
if we ivy leaguers aren't earthy enough to suit you hillbillies, at least we don't go around indulging in racist terms such as 'chink.' next thing i know, you'll be calling me 'chief.'	Chink's the guy's name, for Christ's sake.
what do they do to you boys in those ivy league schools, anyway? strap you down and pump the nature out of you? they can even press the last drop of nature out of a mohawk buck. why, send a shaman or cannibal to yale for four years and all he'd be fit for would be a desk in the military-industrial complex and a seat in the third row at a neil simon comedy. jesus h.m.s. christ! if harvard or princeton could get hold of the chink for a couple of semesters they'd turn him into a candidate for the bow tie wing of the hall of wimps. oogie boogie.	If we Ivy Leaguers aren't earthy enough to suit you hillbillies, at least we don't go around indulging in racist terms such as 'Chink.' Next thing I know, you'll be calling me 'chief.'
i suppose it was mine. yes, it definitely was my fault.	What do they do to you boys in those Ivy league schools, anyway? Strap you down and pump the Nature out of you? They can even press the last drop of Nature out of a Mohawk buck. Why, send a shaman or cannibal to Yale for four years and all he'd be fit for would be a desk in the military-industrial complex and a seat in the third row at a Neil Simon comedy. Jesus H.M.S. Christ! If Harvard or Princeton could get hold of the Chink for a couple of semesters they'd turn him into a candidate for the Bow Tie Wing of the Hall of Wimps. Oogie boogie.
whose fault was that?	I suppose it was mine. Yes, it definitely was my fault.
oh, we didn't get it all the way on.	Whose fault was that?
shit o dear, julian. do you mean to tell me you didn't get it on?	Oh, we didn't get it all the way on.
well.... er...	Shit O dear, Julian. Do you mean to tell me you didn't get it on?
what do you think?	Well.... er...
like what?	What do you think?
how does she like what in bed?	Like what?
she always leaves town, you dummy. that doesn't mean anything. what about in bed? how does she like it in bed?	How does she like what in bed?
i think she's disappointed that i'm not more, ah, sort of atavistic. she's got some naive, sentimental notions about indians. i'm sure she liked me, though; but.... then she left town.	She always leaves town, you dummy. That doesn't mean anything. What about in bed? How does she like it in bed?
ninety degrees to the left, i hope. how does she feel about you?	I think she's disappointed that I'm not more, ah, sort of atavistic. She's got some naive, sentimental notions about Indians. I'm sure she liked me, though; but.... then she left town.
countess. i'm really in a dither. she's turned my head.	Ninety degrees to the left, I hope. How does she feel about you?
it's high time you realized, honey babe, that a woman doesn't have to give the best years of her life to radcliffe or smith in order to speak the english language.	Countess. I'm really in a dither. She's turned my head.
oh, you! i'm not talking about her hands. they're difficult to ignore, i confess, but i'm speaking of her whole being. her whole being is extraordinary. the way she talks, for example. she's so articulate.	It's high time you realized, honey babe, that a woman doesn't have to give the best years of her life to Radcliffe or Smith in order to speak the English language.
she's obviously that. jesus! which would you rather have, a million dollars or one of sissy's thumbs full of pennies?	Oh, you! I'm not talking about her hands. They're difficult to ignore, I confess, but I'm speaking of her whole being. Her whole being is extraordinary. The way she talks, for example. She's so articulate.
extraordinary!	She's obviously that. Jesus! Which would you rather have, a million dollars or one of Sissy's thumbs full of pennies?
why? why do you have to go?	My thumbs hurt. I've made a mistake. I've been negligent. I haven't exercised. I have to hitchhike a little bit every day, no matter what. It's like a musician practicing his scales. When I don't practice, my timing gets off, my thumbs get stiff and sore.
i have to go, julian.	Why? Why do you have to go?
but i don't want you to leave. please stay. we can go to dinner. i owe you a dinner. and tonight... we can... really make love.	I have to go, Julian.
getting dressed. i've got to go.	But I don't want you to leave. Please stay. We can go to dinner. I owe you a dinner. And tonight... we can... really make love.
what are you doing?	Getting dressed. I've got to go.
it's not the air conditioner that's making me cold. nothing moves in here. not even your birds.	What are you doing?
here. i'll turn down the air conditioner.	It's not the air conditioner that's making me cold. Nothing moves in here. Not even your birds.
i'm cold.	Here. I'll turn down the air conditioner.
whooee!	As I developed, however, I grew more concerned with subtleties and nuances of style. Time in terms of M.P.H. no longer interested me. I began to hitchhike in something akin to geological time: slow, ancient, vast. When I am really moving, stopping car after car after car, moving so freely, so clearly, so delicately that even the sex maniacs and the cops can only blink and let me pass, then I embody the rhythms of the universe. I am in a state of grace.
when i was younger, i hitchhiked one hundred and twenty-seven hours without stopping, without food or sleep, crossed the continent twice in six days, cooled my thumbs in both oceans and caught rides after midnight on unlighted highways.	Whooee!
you're the best?	When I was younger, I hitchhiked one hundred and twenty-seven hours without stopping, without food or sleep, crossed the continent twice in six days, cooled my thumbs in both oceans and caught rides after midnight on unlighted highways.
i'm the best.	You're the best?
hitchhiking?	I'm the best.
yep.	Hitchhiking?
so now you're bummin' around?	Yep.
i was the yoni yum feminine-hygiene dew girl from 1965 to 1970, but got laid off.	So now you're bummin' around?
for magazines?	I was the Yoni Yum feminine-hygiene Dew girl from 1965 to 1970, but got laid off.
i was a successful model once.	For magazines?
are you in show business?	I was a successful model once.
american cheese. the king of road food.	Are you in show business?
thanks.	American Cheese. The king of road food.
you bet your raggedy white ass i am.	Thanks.
going north?	You bet your raggedy white ass I am.
i don't know anything about it.	Sissy. You're trying to protect those scuzzy bitches. Well, let your conscience be your guide, as my mommy used to say, but it won't work. Those stinking sluts are going to suffer...
sissy, don't play dumb with me! you're a good model but a shitty actress. the cowgirls are involved in this whooping crane disappearance. you know perfectly well they are. last seen in nebraska. didn't make it to canada. siwash lake is between nebraska and canada. the cowgirls have possession of siwash lake. and who else but jellybean's wild cunts could possibly conceive of doing something so diabolical as to tamper with the last flock of some nearly extinct birds? how much do you know about it? have they murdered those cranes the way they murdered my moo cows?	I don't know anything about it.
well, okay. i'll try it. i don't see the point in it, but i'll try it. just for you. it's kind of silly, actually, me going out with an artist in new york city. however...	Good, good, good... you'll enjoy it, you'll see. Julian is a gentleman.
i can't be certain that you would. but what have you got to lose?	Well, okay. I'll try it. I don't see the point in it, but I'll try it. Just for you. It's kind of silly, actually, me going out with an artist in New York City. However...
what makes you think this watercolorist and i would develop a romantic relationship?	I can't be certain that you would. But what have you got to lose?
yes, well, what i'm getting at is that there comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity. she can't wait too long, you know. now, there's no reason why you must lose yours. i mean, just ponder it a bit, that's all.	What makes you think this watercolorist and I would develop a romantic relationship?
why, yes, technically. jack kerouac and i came awfully close, but he was afraid of me, i think...	Yes, well, what I'm getting at is that there comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity. She can't wait too long, you know. Now, there's no reason why you must lose yours. I mean, just ponder it a bit, that's all.
but here you are, still a virgin -- you are virginal yet, aren't you?	Why, yes, technically. Jack Kerouac and I came awfully close, but he was afraid of me, I think...
now, now. don't get exasperated. i realize that you've always avoided all but the most rudimentary involvements with men, and i might add, you've been wise. heterosexual relationships seem to lead only to marriage. for men, marriage is a matter of efficient logistics: the male gets his food, bed, laundry, tv, pussy, offspring and creature comforts all under one roof, where he doesn't have to dissipate his psychic energy thinking about them too much, then he is free to go out and fight the battles of life, which is what existence is all about. but for a woman marriage is surrender.	But here you are, still a virgin -- you are virginal yet, aren't you?
but countess...	Now, now. Don't get exasperated. I realize that you've always avoided all but the most rudimentary involvements with men, and I might add, you've been wise. Heterosexual relationships seem to lead only to marriage. For men, marriage is a matter of efficient logistics: The male gets his food, bed, laundry, TV, pussy, offspring and creature comforts all under one roof, where he doesn't have to dissipate his psychic energy thinking about them too much, then he is free to go out and fight the battles of life, which is what existence is all about. But for a woman marriage is surrender.
purely personal. i believe you might enjoy one another.	But Countess...
if you don't want me to pose for him, why do you want me to meet him?	Purely personal. I believe you might enjoy one another.
shit o dear, that's enough to make me asthmatic. the nerve of those twits. what do they know about female odor? don't interrupt. here's my concept. my ranch out west? it's a beauty ranch. oh, it's got a few head of cattle for atmosphere and tax purposes. but it's a beauty ranch, a place where unhappy women -- divorcees and widows, mainly -- can go to lose weight, remove wrinkles, change their hair styles and pretty themselves up for the next disappointment. my ranch is named the rubber rose, after the rubber rose douche bag, my own invention, and bless its little red bladder, the most popular douche bag in the world. so get this. it's on the migratory flight path of the whooping cranes. the last flock of wild whooping cranes left in existence. well, these cranes stop off at my little pond -- siwash lake, it's called -- twice a year, autumn and spring, and spend a few days each time, resting up, eating, doing whatever whooping cranes do. i've never seen them, understand, but i hear they're magnificent. very big specimens -- i mean, huge mothers -- and white as snow, to coin a phrase, except for black tips on their wings and tail feathers, and bright red heads. now, whooping cranes, in case you didn't know it, are noted for their mating dance. it's just the wildest show in nature. it's probably the reason why birdwatching used to be so popular with old maids and deacons. picture these rare, beautiful, gigantic birds in full dance -- leaping six feet off the mud, arching their backs, flapping their wings, strutting low to the ground. dears, it's overwhelming. and picture the birds doing their sex dance on tv. right there on the home screen, creation's most elaborate sex ritual -- yet clean and pure enough to suit the pope. with lovely sissy hankshaw in the foreground. in a white gown, red hood attached, and big feathery sleeves trimmed in black. in a very subdued imitation of the female whooping crane, she dance/walks over to a large nest in which there sits a can of yoni yum. and a can of dew. off-camera, a string quartet is playing debussy. a sensuous voice is reading a few poetic lines about courtship and love. are you starting to get it? doesn't it make the hair on your neck stand up and applaud? my very goodness gracious! grandiose, lyrical, erotic and girl scout- oriented; you can't top it. i've hired a crew of experts from walt disney studios, the best wildlife cinematographers around. you're my eternal favorite. princess grace herself couldn't be better, not even if she had your personality which she doesn't; anyway, dear, i'm out of photography now and into water colors. ah how circuitous conversation is! we're back at the beginning. the exact man i've wanted you to meet is my artist the watercolorist.	If you don't want me to pose for him, why do you want me to meet him?
the food and drug administration said wednesday female deodorant sprays may cause such harmful reactions as blisters, burns and rashes. although the fda judges that the reported reactions are not sufficient to justify removal of these products from the market, they are sufficient to warrant the proposed mandatory label warnings.	Shit O dear, that's enough to make me asthmatic. The nerve of those twits. What do they know about female odor? Don't interrupt. Here's my concept. My ranch out West? It's a beauty ranch. Oh, it's got a few head of cattle for atmosphere and tax purposes. But it's a beauty ranch, a place where unhappy women -- divorcees and widows, mainly -- can go to lose weight, remove wrinkles, change their hair styles and pretty themselves up for the next disappointment. My ranch is named the Rubber Rose, after the Rubber Rose douche bag, my own invention, and bless its little red bladder, the most popular douche bag in the world. So get this. It's on the migratory flight path of the whooping cranes. The last flock of wild whooping cranes left in existence. Well, these cranes stop off at my little pond -- Siwash Lake, it's called -- twice a year, autumn and spring, and spend a few days each time, resting up, eating, doing whatever whooping cranes do. I've never seen them, understand, but I hear they're magnificent. Very big specimens -- I mean, huge mothers -- and white as snow, to coin a phrase, except for black tips on their wings and tail feathers, and bright red heads. Now, whooping cranes, in case you didn't know it, are noted for their mating dance. It's just the wildest show in nature. It's probably the reason why birdwatching used to be so popular with old maids and deacons. Picture these rare, beautiful, gigantic birds in full dance -- leaping six feet off the mud, arching their backs, flapping their wings, strutting low to the ground. Dears, it's overwhelming. And picture the birds doing their sex dance on TV. Right there on the home screen, creation's most elaborate sex ritual -- yet clean and pure enough to suit the Pope. With lovely Sissy Hankshaw in the foreground. In a white gown, red hood attached, and big feathery sleeves trimmed in black. In a very subdued imitation of the female whooping crane, she dance/walks over to a large nest in which there sits a can of Yoni Yum. And a can of Dew. Off-camera, a string quartet is playing Debussy. A sensuous voice is reading a few poetic lines about courtship and love. Are you starting to get it? Doesn't it make the hair on your neck stand up and applaud? My very goodness gracious! Grandiose, lyrical, erotic and Girl Scout- oriented; you can't top it. I've hired a crew of experts from Walt Disney Studios, the best wildlife cinematographers around. You're my eternal favorite. Princess Grace herself couldn't be better, not even if she had your personality which she doesn't; Anyway, dear, I'm out of photography now and into water colors. Ah how circuitous conversation is! We're back at the beginning. The exact man I've wanted you to meet is my artist the watercolorist.
i am once more about to make advertising history. and only you, the original yoni yum/dew girl, could possibly assist me.	The Food and Drug Administration said Wednesday female deodorant sprays may cause such harmful reactions as blisters, burns and rashes. Although the FDA judges that the reported reactions are not sufficient to justify removal of these products from the market, they are sufficient to warrant the proposed mandatory label warnings.
a job for me?	I am once more about to make advertising history. And only you, the original Yoni Yum/Dew Girl, could possibly assist me.
sissy, sissy, blushing bride, you can desist from wearing paths in those forgotten highways. the countess has arranged a job for you. and what a job...	A job for me?
oh my dear yes, i bought a little ranch out west, sort of a tribute to the women of america who have cooperated with me in eliminating their odor by using my vaginal products, dew spray mist and yoni yum spray powder. a tax write-off, actually.	Sissy, Sissy, blushing bride, you can desist from wearing paths in those forgotten highways. The Countess has arranged a job for you. And what a job...
your ranch?	Oh my dear yes, I bought a little ranch out West, sort of a tribute to the women of America who have cooperated with me in eliminating their odor by using my vaginal products, Dew spray mist and Yoni Yum spray powder. A tax write-off, actually.
she's a young thing who works on my ranch. real name is sally jones or something wooden like that. she's cute as a hot fudge taco, and, of course, it takes verve to change one's name so charmingly. but she stinks like a slut just the same.	Your ranch?
what? oh yes. tee-hee. jellybean.	She's a young thing who works on my ranch. Real name is Sally Jones or something wooden like that. She's cute as a hot fudge taco, and, of course, it takes verve to change one's name so charmingly. But she stinks like a slut just the same.
bonanza jellybean?	What? Oh yes. Tee-hee. Jellybean.
you were the yoni yum girl from, let's see,  from nineteen sixty-eight through nineteen seventy. you've always smelled so nice. like a little sister. the irony has just killed me. you, the dew girl, one of the few girls who doesn't need dew. i loath the stink of females! they are so sweet the way god made them, then they start fooling around with men and soon they're stinking. like rotten mushrooms, like an excessively chlorinated swimming pool, like a tuna fish's retirement party. they all stink. from the queen of england to bonanza jellybean, they stink.	Bonanza Jellybean?
does that mean you might have an assignment for me?	You were the Yoni Yum girl from, let's see,  from nineteen sixty-eight through nineteen seventy. You've always smelled so nice. Like a little sister. The irony has just killed me. You, the Dew Girl, one of the few girls who doesn't need Dew. I loath the stink of females! They are so sweet the way God made them, then they start fooling around with men and soon they're stinking. Like rotten mushrooms, like an excessively chlorinated swimming pool, like a tuna fish's retirement party. They all stink. From the Queen of England to Bonanza Jellybean, they stink.
shit o goodness, you won't be thirty for another year, and you're more beautiful than ever.	Does that mean you might have an assignment for me?
i've always been proud of the way nature singled me out. it's the people who have been deformed by society i feel sorry for. i've been steady moving for eleven years and some months. maybe i should rest up for a spell, i'm not as young as i used to be.	Shit O goodness, you won't be thirty for another year, and you're more beautiful than ever.
freak, schmeek. most of us are freaks in one way or another. try being born a male russian countess into a white middle class baptist family in mississippi and you'll see what i mean.	I've always been proud of the way nature singled me out. It's the people who have been deformed by society I feel sorry for. I've been steady moving for eleven years and some months. Maybe I should rest up for a spell, I'm not as young as I used to be.
a born freak can only go uphill.	Freak, schmeek. Most of us are freaks in one way or another. Try being born a male Russian countess into a white middle class Baptist family in Mississippi and you'll see what I mean.
that's the very first time in the eons that i've known you that i've ever heard you complain. and now you're tired, poor darling.	A born freak can only go uphill.
tired...	That's the very first time in the eons that I've known you that I've ever heard you complain. And now you're tired, poor darling.
to my own special sissy. cheers! and welcome. so my letter brought ya flying, eh? where were you? salt lake city? la conner? well, i may have a little surprise for you. but first, tell me about yourself. it's been six months, hasn't it? in some circles that's half a year. how are you?	Tired...
justin?	I think I found something...
holy shit...	Justin?
shit! do not do that! where the fuck are you?	I'm in the Second Containment area. It's pitch black in here. There must have been a coolant leak. Man, this shit is everywhere. I can't see a damn thing.
uh, yeah coop, i'm still here.	Shit! Do not do that! Where the fuck are you?
...do you copy?	Uh, yeah Coop, I'm still here.
you still need the rope? i thought you were one a those spacemen with ice in ya veins.	I'd rather be on the rope and not need it than need it and not have it. Now step aside, old man.
i can see why they sent you along.	So if the ship didn't blow up, what happened?
that means top-secret, cooper.	I heard it.
ballast.	I am your best friend. I am a lifesaver and a heartbreaker...
will it work?	It worked for Weir. Prep the tanks.
you prep the gravity couches. i'm going to manually arm those explosives.	Will it work?
...and the gravity drive goes where no man has gone before.	You prep the gravity couches. I'm going to manually arm those explosives.
captain miller, we're ready to repressurize the clark.	On my way.
but justin...	I'll get him.
the containment, second containment...	Hold on, Coop...
coop, where are you...	The containment, Second Containment...
we have a man down...	Coop, where are you...
you've had plenty eva, coop, it's justin's turn. stay on station. if anything happens...	I'll be all over it.
...come on, skipper, i already put my shoes on...	You've had plenty EVA, Coop, it's Justin's turn. Stay on station. If anything happens...
from what?	You're convinced the crew could still be alive? After seven years?
...cancel our leave and send us out on some bullshit mission...!	EVERYBODY SHUT UP! Let the man speak.
you can call him baby-bear, he loves that...	This is Cooper, what the hell do you do on this ship, anyway?
okay, listen up. as you all know by now, we have an addition to our crew. dr. weir, this is: starck, navigation; smith, pilot, justin, ship's engineer --	You can call him Baby-bear, he loves that...
time to play spam in the can.	Don't start with me, Cooper.
smith, clear that airlock, man, i'm coming in.	Roger that.
solid as a rock.  hey, smith...	Smith, clear that airlock, man, I'm coming in.
it's holding... she's holding...!	We're still venting trace gasses, gimme twenty minutes to plug the hole.
we'll have to re-route through the port conduit to the apu.	What about the accumulator...?
you know what happened to the tower of babel, don't you? it fell down.	You're sucking too much nitrogen in your mix.
shit, smith, you're going biblical on me.	You know what happened to the Tower of Babel, don't you? It fell down.
you heard me. this ship, it's crazy: trying to go faster'n light, that's like the tower of babel.	Shit, Smith, you're going Biblical on me.
what?	You heard me. This ship, it's crazy: trying to go faster'n light, that's like the Tower of Babel.
i'd rather spend the next twelve hours outside than another five minutes in this can. this ship is bad. it watches you.	What?
you been out there a long time. trying to break my record?	I'd rather spend the next twelve hours Outside than another five minutes in this can. This ship is bad. It watches you.
what you saw could have been an optical effect caused by gravitational distortion.	I know what I saw and it wasn't a fucking "optical effect!"
i'm telling you, i saw it...	What you saw could have been an optical effect caused by gravitational distortion.
i don't know what happened to justin.	I'm telling you, I saw it...
you weren't there. i saw it.	Saw what, Mr. Cooper? What did you really see, because what you're describing is not physically possible...
no, he didn't.	You weren't there. I saw it.
it was like... nothing was there... and then justin appeared and the core... became metal...	No, he didn't.
the event horizon only had life support for eighteen months. it seems impossible, but in light of the transmission... i have to think that someone has managed to endure until now.	Skipper, do we get hazard pay for this?
coffee.	No, thank you.
what?	Coffee.
damn, dr. weir, don't scare us like that. coffee?	What?
what...?	Run!
i'm gonna activate the emergency beacon.	Hurry.
i don't know the process, dr. weir was the expert...	I don't want to go where the last crew went. I'd rather be dead.
can you shut it down?	I don't know the process, Dr. Weir was the expert...
there must be a way! what about engineering?	Can you shut it down?
how? the bridge is gone.	There must be a way! What about Engineering?
let me breathe, let me breathe...	You're okay now, it's over...
what's happening?	I don't know, the screens are dead...!
is that an offer?	It is not.
please... kill...	Oh God...
oh, god, dj, what do i... how do i...	Please... kill...
please...	Oh, God, DJ, what do I... how do I...
what happened?	Weir. He used one of the explosives from the Corridor.
dj. the clark's gone. smith and cooper are dead.	What happened?
"save yourself. from hell."  what are you saying, are you saying that this ship is possessed?	No. I don't believe in that sort of thing.  But if Dr. Weir is right, this ship has passed beyond the boundaries of our universe, of reality. Who knows where this ship has been... What it's seen...  And what it's brought back with it.
it sounds like "ex infera:" "ex," from; "infera," the ablative case of "inferi." "hell."	"Save yourself. From Hell."  What are you saying, are you saying that this ship is possessed?
hear what?	It sounds like "ex infera:" "ex," from; "infera," the ablative case of "inferi." "Hell."
do you hear it? right there.	Hear what?
it's not a distress call. it's a warning.	It gets worse.
they thought it said, "liberatis me," "save me," but it's not "me." it's "tutemet:" "save yourself."	It's not a distress call. It's a warning.
go on.	They thought it said, "Liberatis me," "Save me," but it's not "me." It's "tutemet:" "Save yourself."
i've been listening to the transmission. and i think houston made a mistake in the translation.	Go on.
what is it?	I've been listening to the transmission. And I think Houston made a mistake in the translation.
no.	What is it?
i, i tried to go back for him, to save him, but i couldn't get to him in time. the fire... have you ever seen fire in zero-gravity? it's like a liquid, it slides over everything. it was like a wave breaking over him, a wave of fire. and then he was gone.  i never told anyone until now. but this ship knew, dj. it knows about the goliath, it knows about corrick. it knows our secrets. it knows what we're afraid of.  and now you're going to tell me it's carbon dioxide.	No.
of course not. justin just climbed into the airlock because he felt like it. just one of those things.  i swore i'd never lose another man. i came close today. real close.	"Another man?" Who?
he'll live... if we ever make it back.	We'll make it.
to conserve our oxygen, we should severely restrict our activity. anyone who can should get some sleep.	I don't need sleep, DJ. I need answers.
carbon dioxide poisoning produces hallucinations, impaired judgement...	Goddammit, DJ, it was not a hallucination! I saw a man, he was on fire. And then he disappeared.
how is he?	His vitals are stable, but he's unresponsive to stimuli. He might wake up in fifteen minutes. He might not wake up at all.
we haven't tested the air yet. it could be contaminated...	No time. We need whatever's left in our suits to repair the Clark. Like it or not, this is the only oxygen for three billion kilometers.
trauma.	And this is mission specialist Dr. William Weir. We all know where we're going. Dr. Weir is going to tell us why.
he's a rescue technician. peters, medical technician. dj...	Trauma.
his peritoneum has ruptured...	One thing at a time, let's keep him breathing. Start the drip, 15cc's fibrinogen, Christ, he's bleeding out...
intubate, pure oxygen feed, get the nitrogen out of his blood...	His peritoneum has ruptured...
90 over 50 and falling... .	He's crashing...
pressure?	90 over 50 and falling... .
i've got a pulse, he's alive...	Pressure?
what's wrong?	You didn't hear it? You must have heard it!
what's happening...?	A power drain --
what's wrong?	Nothing. It's nothing.
thank you.	Don't thank me, Bill. I'm not doing you any favors.
it's against my better judgement, but i'll run this by the man downstairs. you'll know my decision by the end of the day.	Thank you.
that ship was lost in deep space, seven years ago. if the titanic sailed into new york harbor, i'd find it more plausible.  houston wants aerospace to send out a search and rescue team, investigate the source of the transmission. if it really is the event horizon, they'll attempt a salvage.  we need you to prepare a detailed briefing on the ship's systems for the salvage crew...	A written briefing can't possibly anticipate the variables on a mission like this. I have to go with them.
it's the event horizon. she's come back.	That ship was lost in deep space, seven years ago. If the Titanic sailed into New York harbor, I'd find it more plausible.  Houston wants Aerospace to send out a search and rescue team, investigate the source of the transmission. If it really is the Event Horizon, they'll attempt a salvage.  We need you to prepare a detailed briefing on the ship's systems for the salvage crew...
i wouldn't bring you here on a hoax. houston confirms the telemetry and i.d. codes.	It's the Event Horizon. She's come back.
incredible... these are the same coordinates before the ship disappeared... this, this happened? this isn't some kind of hoax?	I wouldn't bring you here on a hoax. Houston confirms the telemetry and I.D. codes.
you wanted to see me, admiral?	I apologize for the short notice, Bill, but we've had something come up that requires your immediate attention. Lyle?
i want our best people on this. where's miller?	The Lewis and Clark just returned from patrol in the asteroid belt, she's docked in bay four.
some things you don't get over.	I want our best people on this. Where's Miller?
it's been two years since she died. he's over it.	Some things you don't get over.
he doesn't belong on this mission. responsible or not, he blames himself. he's too close to it.  and then there's his wife.	It's been two years since she died. He's over it.
what's on your mind?	He doesn't belong on this mission. Responsible or not, he blames himself. He's too close to it.  And then there's his wife.
does he know that?	What's on your mind?
that doesn't mean a damn thing. they were looking for a scapegoat and weir fit the bill. but he's not responsible for what happened to the ship.	Does he know that?
the official inquiry blamed weir's design for the ship's loss.	That doesn't mean a damn thing. They were looking for a scapegoat and Weir fit the bill. But he's not responsible for what happened to the ship.
you don't just dismiss bill weir. the man held oppenheimer's chair at princeton. if the event horizon had worked, he would have gone down in history as the greatest mind in physics since einstein.	The official inquiry blamed Weir's design for the ship's loss.
you're not seriously considering sending him?	You don't just dismiss Bill Weir. The man held Oppenheimer's chair at Princeton. If the Event Horizon had worked, he would have gone down in history as the greatest mind in physics since Einstein.
it's not that simple.  lyle, play the recording for dr. weir.	Navigation Control tried to hail the vessel. This was the only response.
oh my god oh my god...	Starck!
"the dark inside..."? i don't understand.	From the Other Place...
...it's inside and it eats and eats until there's nothing left.	"The dark inside..."? I don't understand.
the dark inside me.	...It's inside and it eats and eats until there's nothing left.
what does?	The dark inside me.
it won't stop, it goes on and on and on...	What does?
what, justin, what shows you?	It won't stop, it goes on and on and on...
that's the second containment seal. beyond that, engineering.	I'm going in.
i've reached another containment door. this thing's huge...	That's the Second Containment Seal. Beyond that, engineering.
we still have pressure. the radiation count's steady at 7 millirads an hour.	Background radiation. Perfectly safe.
you've reached the first containment seal. the engineering decks are on the other side.	We still have pressure. The radiation count's steady at 7 millirads an hour.
how do you know all this?	I built it.
...is zero. that's what the singularity does: it folds space, so that point a and point b coexist in the same space and time. after the ship passes through this gateway, space returns to normal.  it's called a gravity drive.	How do you know all this?
but i can't... i gotta get out of here... skipper, please...	Justin. I won't let you die.
you're not going to die! not today! i want you to do exactly as i say and i'm gonna get you out of there, alright?	But I can't... I gotta get out of here... Skipper, please...
...i don't want to die...!	You're not going to die! Not today! I want you to do exactly as I say and I'm gonna get you out of there, alright?
justin.	Skipper, you gotta help me...
patch me through to him.	Justin.
justin, finish your sweep.	Almost done, I just gotta check one thing...
okay. we do it the hard way. deck by deck, room by room. starck, deploy the umbilicus. i believe you're up for a walk, mr. justin. go get your bonnet on.	Yes, sir!
everything green on my boards, skipper.	Start the countdown.
the ship had life support systems for eighteen months. they're been gone seven years.	Someone sent that message. Admiral, you have to put me on that ship.
the crew? could they still be alive?	The ship had life support systems for eighteen months. They're been gone seven years.
since the initial transmission, there's been no further contact. just the beacon, every two minutes.	The crew? Could they still be alive?
i can understand your desire to redeem your reputation, dr. weir, but it doesn't factor into this.	This is not about my reputation! This is not about me at all!  The Event Horizon was created for one reason: to go faster than light. Imagine mankind exploring new solar systems, colonizing new worlds. Seven years ago, we didn't just lose the ship and the crew. We lost the dream.  I have to go.
i designed the ship's propulsion system. i am the only person capable of evaluating the performance of the gravity drive. you can't send a search and rescue team out there alone and expect them to succeed. that would be like... like sending an auto- mechanic to work on the shuttle.	I can understand your desire to redeem your reputation, Dr. Weir, but it doesn't factor into this.
dr. weir, you have no experience with salvage procedures.	I designed the ship's propulsion system. I am the only person capable of evaluating the performance of the gravity drive. You can't send a Search and Rescue team out there alone and expect them to succeed. That would be like... like sending an auto- mechanic to work on the shuttle.
this is weir.	Dr. Weir, Admiral Hollis would like to see you as soon as possible.
i'll get back to the log. but on the bridge, i won't go back, back in there...	Thanks.
peters. we need to know what happened to the crew. before it happens to us.	I'll get back to the log. But on the bridge, I won't go back, back in there...
that's a negative, starck.	Justin.
i can run the image through a series of filters, try to clean it up.	Do it.
i can use the station in medical, keep an eye on justin...	Fine. Starck, I want you to repeat the bio-scan...
peters, i want you to go through the ship's log, see if we can't find some answers.	I can use the station in Medical, keep an eye on Justin...
...you okay?	Yeah. I'm -- I'm okay.
peters...	...you okay?
skipper...	Peters...
can anybody hear me...	Skipper...
...how's the client?	Crystallized.
justin, check the containment for radiation leaks. peters...	...how's the client?
alive?	Frozen.
i found one.	Alive?
everything's been shut down. conserving power, i guess. green light on the hull, it's intact.	The science workstation has power, I'll see if I can find the crew from here.
what you got, peters?	Everything's been shut down. Conserving power, I guess. Green light on the hull, it's intact.
okay. i'm on the bridge.	What you got, Peters?
the blood came from somewhere, peters...	There's no one here, Skipper.
i can see the hatch.	Starck, you still showing those readings?
peters is right, no one's here.	I don't know, this place is really dark, I can't see a thing...
that means they didn't abandon ship.	So where are they? Starck, any luck with the bio-scan?
jesus its huge.	Ice crystals everywhere. This place is a deep freeze.
clear and open on my mark. three... two... one... mark.	Jesus its huge.
we've got pressure.	Clear and open on my mark. Three... two... one... mark.
no, no, its alright. i talked to my ex, he'll keep denny over christmas and i'll get him this summer.  goddam it, skipper... i haven't seen him in two months.	I am sorry. But now we have to go to work.
i put in for a replacement for you but no one...	No, no, its alright. I talked to my ex, he'll keep Denny over Christmas and I'll get him this summer.  Goddam it, Skipper... I haven't seen him in two months.
just loading the last of the co2 scrubbers.  good for four months.	I put in for a replacement for you but no one...
what's the hold up?	Just loading the last of the CO2 scrubbers.  Good for four months.
you can't have them. go to hell.	NOOO!
i'm not asking you to believe me. you'll see for yourself... and so will your crew. you're all coming with me.	Starck... Cooper...
you're lying...!	I'm not asking you to believe me. You'll see for yourself... and so will your crew. You're all coming with me.
there is no devil. there is no god. there is only... nothing.	You're lying...!
then what, what are you? tell me...	Better if I just show you.
i'm not the devil.	Then what, what are you? Tell me...
you want me to believe you're the devil, well, i don't, that's bullshit!	I'm not the Devil.
you know.	You want me to believe you're the Devil, well, I don't, that's bullshit!
what are you?	You know.
then who the fuck are you?	Your fear. Do you remember the Goliath, Miller?
weir is dead.	Then who the fuck are you?
if you miss me, you'll blow out the hull. you'll die too.	What makes you think I'll miss?
what are you talking about?	Do you know what a singularity is, Miller? Does your mind truly fathom what a black hole is?  It is NOTHING. Absolute and eternal NOTHING. And if God is Everything, then I have seen the Devil.  It's a liberating experience.
i don't need them anymore. where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.	What are you talking about?
your eyes...	I don't need them anymore. Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
i told you... she won't let you leave...	Son of a bitch!
you can't leave. she won't let you.	Just get your gear back onto the Lewis and Clark, doctor, or you'll find yourself looking for a ride home.
you... you can't do that!	Watch me.
we will take the lewis and clark to a safe distance and then launch tac missiles at the event horizon until i am satisfied that she has been destroyed.  fuck this ship.	You... You can't do that!
what about my ship?	We will take the Lewis and Clark to a safe distance and then launch tac missiles at the Event Horizon until I am satisfied that she has been destroyed.  Fuck this ship.
don't... don't do this...	It's done.
maybe you're right. but it's still my command, and i have leeway to abort when i feel there is an unacceptable threat to my crew. and i think there is.  starck, download all the files from the event horizon's computers. coop, smith, finish moving the co2 scrubbers back onto the clark.	Don't... don't do this...
you're insane. you've lost your mind.	Maybe you're right. But it's still my command, and I have leeway to abort when I feel there is an unacceptable threat to my crew. And I think there is.  Starck, download all the files from the Event Horizon's computers. Coop, Smith, finish moving the CO2 scrubbers back onto the Clark.
"...to rescue the crew and salvage the ship." the crew is dead, dr. weir. this ship killed them. and now it's killing us.	You're insane. You've lost your mind.
you can't, your orders are specific...	"...to rescue the crew and salvage the ship." The crew is dead, Dr. Weir. This ship killed them. And now it's killing us.
we're leaving.	You can't, your orders are specific...
i don't know!  i don't know. there's a lot of things going on here that i don't understand. truth takes time.	That's exactly what we don't have, Doctor.
the "other place," what is that...?	I DON'T KNOW!  I don't know. There's a lot of things going on here that I don't understand. Truth takes time.
i don't know...	The "Other Place," what is that...?
where has it been for the past seven years?	I don't know...
i don't know...	Where has it been for the past seven years?
to what? where did this ship go? where did you send it?	I don't know...
yes...	To what? Where did this ship go? Where did you send it?
you said this ship creates a gateway...	Yes...
what do you want me to say?	You said this ship creates a gateway...
that's bullshit and you know it! you built this fucking ship and all i've heard from you is bullshit!	What do you want me to say?
thermal changes in the hull could have caused the metal to expand and contract very suddenly, causing reverberations --	That's bullshit and you know it! You built this fucking ship and all I've heard from you is bullshit!
i want to know what caused that noise. i want to know why one of my crew tried to throw himself out of the airlock.	Thermal changes in the hull could have caused the metal to expand and contract very suddenly, causing reverberations --
is that your "expert opinion?" the only answer we've had out of you is "i don't know."	Justin just tried to kill himself. The man is clearly insane.
i think i can stabilize the fields around the singularity, that should prevent another power drain.	Do it.
we're a long way from home and we're in a bad place. let's not make it worse. if anyone has any constructive suggestions, now is the time.	I think I can stabilize the fields around the singularity, that should prevent another power drain.
we don't get the power back, our air's gonna go bad.	Check the Core for radiation. Carbon dioxide may be the least of our worries.
we barely have enough power for life support as it is, if we can't stop the drain, we're not gonna make it.	The Core...!
what the hell is that? dr. weir?	I don't know.
explanation?	Intense gravitational fields effect the passage of time, it's possible...  Black holes make sense on paper, it's all math, you see, but as to what really happened...  The Event Horizon has passed beyond our plane of reality, and like Lazarus, returned from the dead.
it's 2041...	Exactly. The ship's internal clock is off by seven years.
the event horizon's computer think's it's 2034.	It's 2041...
what about it?	The Event Horizon's computer think's it's 2034.
the date.	What about it?
you have something, dr. weir?	The date.
there's no danger. the black hole is contained behind three magnetic fields, it's under control.	Your black hole damn near ripped my ship apart. It may have killed one of my men.  No one goes near that thing.
i want this room sealed. the second containment is off limits.	There's no danger. The black hole is contained behind three magnetic fields, it's under control.
if it worked, yes.	I want this room sealed. The Second Containment is off limits.
if it worked.	If it worked, yes.
"insane?" the finest astronauts fought to be posted to this ship. it would take the lewis and clark a thousand years to reach our closest star. the event horizon could be there in a day...	If it worked.
it's insane.	"Insane?" The finest astronauts fought to be posted to this ship. It would take the Lewis and Clark a thousand years to reach our closest star. The Event Horizon could be there in a day...
it's complicated...	How much time do you need? We have seventeen hours and forty-two minutes. Now: what is in the Core?
what could cause them?  what's in the core?	It's complicated...
it's possible that a burst of gravity waves escaped from the core, distorting space-time. they could be what hit the lewis and clark.	What could cause them?  What's in the Core?
hold on, what's this "gravitational distortion?"	It's possible that a burst of gravity waves escaped from the Core, distorting space-time. They could be what hit the Lewis and Clark.
yes.	One of my men is down. I want to know what happened to him.
it beats dying, mister smith.	Dr. Weir's right. Get on board the Event Horizon. I'll meet you at the airlock.
no one?	They're empty, Dr. Weir. Moving forward.
negative.	No one?
any survivors?	Negative.
easy, peters, we're okay, we're okay. let's finish the sweep.	Captain Miller, the foredecks are just ahead.
i can see that, what're they for?	In an emergency, the charges detonate in series, destroying the central section and separating the personnel areas from the rest of the ship. That way, if the gravity drive malfunctions, the crew could use the foredecks as a lifeboat.
you're in the central corridor. it connects the personnel areas to engineering.	Peters and I will search the forward decks. Justin, take Engineering. No hot-dogging, not on this one, alright?
that is not acceptable --	-- once we've secured the ship, that's the way it is!  I need you to guide us from the comm station. This is where I need you. Help us to do our job.
once the ship is secured, we'll bring you on board --	That is not acceptable --
captain, i didn't come out here to sit on your bridge, i need to be on that ship...	Once the ship is secured, we'll bring you on board --
dr. weir, i need you on the bridge.	Captain, I didn't come out here to sit on your bridge, I need to be on that ship...
smith, use the arm and lock us onto that antennae cluster.	Be careful. It's not a load bearing structure...
that's the engineering containment. and there's the main airlock. we can dock there.	Smith, use the arm and lock us onto that antennae cluster.
what does it say?	NSA encryption specialists have deciphered some of the message...
where has it been for the last seven years?	That's what we're here to find out.
it was the ship's maiden voyage, to test the drive. the event horizon moved to safe distance using ion thrusters. they received the go-ahead to activate the gravity drive.  and the ship vanished from all our scopes. no radar contact, no enhanced optical, no radio contact of any kind. they disappeared without a trace.  until now.	Where has it been for the last seven years?
i've been authorized to brief you and the crew once we reach neptune space.	Until then, do what you're told and stay out of my way.
doctor weir, my crew is not going on your mission because we want to. we were pulled off a well deserved leave, to be sent out to the middle of nowhere, and no one's even told us why.	I've been authorized to brief you and the crew once we reach Neptune space.
captain miller, i appreciate this opportunity...	Doctor Weir, my crew is not going on your mission because we want to. We were pulled off a well deserved leave, to be sent out to the middle of nowhere, and no one's even told us why.
captain miller, i just want to say...	The clock is running, Dr. Weir. If you'll follow the rest of the crew, they'll show you to the gravity tanks.
where is it, where is it...	Smith? Smith! Fuck!
get out of there now!	Where is it, where is it...
no, no, we just got her back together...	Get out of there now!
get off the clark now and wait for me at the airlock.	No, no, we just got her back together...
one of the explosives is missing from the corridor. i think weir may have put it on the clark.	Get off the Clark now and wait for me at the airlock.
come again, skipper?	One of the explosives is missing from the corridor. I think Weir may have put it on the Clark.
smith, get out of there...	Come again, Skipper?
i just saw weir, i think he was messing around on the clark.	Smith, get out of there...
what is it, smith?	I just saw Weir, I think he was messing around on the Clark.
skipper...	What is it, Smith?
she was right behind me, i turn around, she's gone. she could be anywhere.	Alright. Prep the Clark for launch. I'll find her.
now what?	She was right behind me, I turn around, she's gone. She could be anywhere.
captain, we got a problem.	Now what?
thank you.	Captain, we got a problem.
sir.	Get outside, go back to work. I'll join you shortly.
...you break all the laws of physics, you think there won't be a price? you already killed the first crew...	That's enough!
we don't have time, smith. in twenty hours we run out of air.	Understood.
i've found a six inch fracture in the outer hull. we should be able to repair it and re-pressurize, it's gonna take some time.	We don't have time, Smith. In twenty hours we run out of air.
i'm here, smith, how's the clark?	I've found a six inch fracture in the outer hull. We should be able to repair it and re-pressurize, it's gonna take some time.
captain miller, you copy?	I'm here, Smith, how's the Clark?
but...	You heard me, Smith. Peters, are you with me?
no one's dying on my watch, smith! what about the reserve tanks?	They're gone.
we're losing pressure at 280 liters a second and our oxygen tanks are cracked. in three minutes, our atmosphere will be gone. we are fucking dead.	No one's dying on my watch, Smith! What about the reserve tanks?
we don't have time to fart.	We're losing pressure at 280 liters a second and our oxygen tanks are cracked. In three minutes, our atmosphere will be gone. We are fucking dead.
do we have enough time for a weld?	We don't have time to fart.
smith, where the hell have you been?!	We have a situation here...
captain miller...	Smith, where the hell have you been?!
it is now.  we're locked in.	Starck, give me a read.
put it through tacs. smith, you up for a flyby?	Love to.
proximity warning! 900, 800 meters, 700... we're right on top of it, we're gonna hit!	Starck...
1500 meters. we're getting too close...	Where is it?
we've got some weather.	I noticed. Starck, anybody home?
yes, sir.	Dr. Weir...!
i guess we're about to find out. keep us slow and steady.	Yes, sir.
something like that, yeah.	I guess we're about to find out. Keep us slow and steady.
what are you trying to say? "if god had intended man to fly, he would have given us wings?"	Something like that, yeah.
that's not it. that ship was built to go faster than light... that's just wrong, it goes against everything we know...	What are you trying to say? "If God had intended Man to fly, he would have given us wings?"
we're all on edge, smith. we're a long way out...	That's not it. That ship was built to go faster than light... That's just wrong, it goes against everything we know...
we have a lock on the event horizon's navigation beacon. it's in the upper ionosphere, we're in for some chop.	Bring us in tight. Starck, get on the horn, see if anyone's listening...
one-four degrees...	We have a lock on the Event Horizon's navigation beacon. It's in the upper ionosphere, we're in for some chop.
...make your approach vector negative fourteen degrees...	One-four degrees...
heading three-three-four...	...Make your approach vector negative fourteen degrees...
jesus...	What is that?
i don't like it either, but you know the rules: we get the call, we go. is the course locked in?	Locked and cocked.
weir.	He's dead...
...repeat, we're armed...	Miller, he's back, he was in the tank...
we're armed. this fucker's ready to blow...	...repeat, we're armed...
i'll do it --	No. I'll be right back.
blow it up?	We blow the Corridor. Use the foredecks as a lifeboat, separate it from the rest of the ship. We stay put...
blow the fucker up.	Blow it up?
weir activated the drive. he's sending us to the other place.	We've got to shut it down, we've got to...
weir can't be alive.	Whatever was on that bridge wasn't Weir.
tuck yourself into a crouched position, shut your eyes as tight as you can!	Five seconds.
i'm on my way, starck.	You better hurry. He's engaged the override, we can't open the inner door.
he's awake, he's in the airlock, he's not wearing a suit.	Stay here! Don't stop working!
what?	He's awake, he's in the airlock, he's not wearing a suit.
justin's in the airlock.	What?
what's going on in there, starck?	Justin's in the airlock.
miller, come in...	What's going on in there, Starck?
nine hours and twenty-two minutes.	I'm going outside to work on the Clark. And Starck... don't tell anyone what you just told me. We've got enough to worry about.
what i want is to survive the next ten hours.	Nine hours and twenty-two minutes.
i thought you wanted an answer. and that's the only one i have.	What I want is to survive the next ten hours.
if you knew it was impossible, then why'd you waste my time?	I thought you wanted an answer. And that's the only one I have.
i know that.	If you knew it was impossible, then why'd you waste my time?
starck, do you know how crazy that sounds? it's impossible.	I know that.
it's not bullshit, it's the only conclusion the data supports...	Starck, do you know how crazy that sounds? It's impossible.
we're hanging on by our fingernails and you're giving me bullshit stories...	It's not bullshit, it's the only conclusion the data supports...
i didn't say that, i said the bio- readings correspond to what happened to you, the ship is reacting to us...	We're hanging on by our fingernails and you're giving me bullshit stories...
to what? what are you saying? this ship is alive?	I didn't say that, I said the bio- readings correspond to what happened to you, the ship is reacting to us...
you've got to listen...	To what? What are you saying? This ship is alive?
go ahead.	There was a another surge in the bio- readings right before you... you saw what you saw. We picked up a similar readings right before the Clarke was damaged. What if there were a connection between the two? The gravity waves, the hallucination, all part of an defensive reaction, like an immune system...
i've got a theory.	Go ahead.
"...bio-readings of indeterminate origin," don't you have anything useful to tell me?	I've got a theory.
...i ran the bio-scan with the dna/rna filter. the results were bio-readings of indeterminate origin...	"...bio-readings of indeterminate origin," don't you have anything useful to tell me?
what is it, starck?	...I ran the bio-scan with the DNA/RNA filter. The results were bio-readings of indeterminate origin...
miller...	What is it, Starck?
who?	Dr. Weir, you were right there, you must have heard something, seen something...
no. it was someone else.	Who?
maybe one of the original crew?	No. It was someone else.
i can reconfigure the scan for c-12, amylase proteins.	Do it. Dr. Weir...
not acceptable. i want to know what's causing those readings. if the crew is dead, i want the bodies, i want the crew found.	I can reconfigure the scan for C-12, amylase proteins.
what's the point? i'll just get the same thing...	Not acceptable. I want to know what's causing those readings. If the crew is dead, I want the bodies, I want the crew found.
i don't know, but whatever it is, it's not the crew.	So where is the rest of the crew? We've been over every inch of this ship and all we've found is blood. Dr. Weir? Any suggestions?
what's causing the readings?	I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not the crew.
the event horizon sensors show the same thing: "bio-readings of indeterminate origin." right before that wave hit the clark, there was some kind of surge, right off the scale, but now it's back to its previous levels.	What's causing the readings?
what about the life readings you picked up?	The Event Horizon sensors show the same thing: "Bio-readings of indeterminate origin." Right before that wave hit the Clark, there was some kind of surge, right off the scale, but now it's back to its previous levels.
i thought of that, with the filters from the clark, we've got enough breathable air for twenty hours. after that, we'd better be on our way home.	What about the life readings you picked up?
we can take the filters from the clark...	I thought of that, with the filters from the Clark, we've got enough breathable air for twenty hours. After that, we'd better be on our way home.
it's building up with every breath we take. and the co2 filters on the event horizon are shot.	We can take the filters from the Clark...
carbon dioxide?	It's building up with every breath we take. And the CO2 filters on the Event Horizon are shot.
oxygen is not the problem.	Carbon dioxide?
how much oh-two do we have?	Oxygen is not the problem.
the antennae array's completely fried, we've got no radio, no laser, no highgain... no one's going to be coming to help us.	How much oh-two do we have?
but you can breathe it.	The antennae array's completely fried, we've got no radio, no laser, no highgain... No one's going to be coming to help us.
it tastes bad.	But you can breathe it.
we're all here.	Okay. Let's find out how much time we just bought.
everybody okay?	We're all here.
that's an affirmative.	Keep your eyes open.
radiation interference?	There's not enough radiation to throw off the scan. I'm picking up trace life forms, but I can't get a lock on the location.
something's wrong with the bio-scan.	Radiation interference?
crossing the horizon. optimum approach angle is fourteen degrees.	Come around to three-three-four...
i just finished drying...	Then what are you doing here? Come on, people, let's go!  And Cooper... Put some pants on.
starck, why aren't you on the bridge?	I just finished drying...
ion drive will engage in... t-minus ten minutes.	Let's go.
we're past the outer marker, we can engage the ion drive whenever you're ready.	Justin?
isn't it possible that you were traumatized by finding the body on the bridge?	I've seen bodies before. This is different.
about an hour ago. in medical. i saw my son. he was lying on one of the examination tables and his legs were...	Isn't it possible that you were traumatized by finding the body on the bridge?
i did.	About an hour ago. In medical. I saw my son. He was lying on one of the examination tables and his legs were...
no. i saw nothing.	I did.
can you see a body?	There's no one here.
blood. looks like arterial spray.	Can you see a body?
yes, we can see some kind of mist. what is that?	Blood. Looks like arterial spray.
dr. weir, what's this the door to?	You're at the Bridge, Ms. Peters. You still haven't seen any crew?
here's another one. they're all over the place.	They're explosive charges.
claire...	DJ!  It's okay. You're okay. Just breathe.
wasn't that ship destroyed?	They attempted to rescue a supply shuttle bound for Titan. The shuttle's oh-two tanks ruptured during the rescue, flooded both ships with pure oxygen. There was a spark and both ships were incinerated. The Skipper and three others just made it to a lifeboat. Captain Miller was able...
he served on the goliath.	Wasn't that ship destroyed?
he's been past mars?	He served on the Goliath.
don't worry about it. he's hard, but he's fair. you're lucky to be shipping out with him. he's one of the few captains in the service with experience in the outer reach.	He's been past Mars?
yes.	Don't worry about it. He's hard, but he's fair. You're lucky to be shipping out with him. He's one of the few Captains in the service with experience in the Outer Reach.
first time in a grav couch?	Yes.
it's cold.	I don't care.
you got any coffee?	It's cold.
we have to do something, oh god...	Skipper, Justin just activated the door. It's on a thirty second delay...
almost got it.	Come on, Baby-bear, open this door...
keep him talking.	Do you know what it was?
yes. yes, justin, we heard it.	Keep him talking.
he's engaged the override.	Can you shut it down?
there's no one in the corridor but us.	Not according to the computer.
thank you for that scientific analysis, mister smith.	Hey! You don't need to be a scientist figure it out...
i didn't see anything and i don't have to see anything. this ship is fucked.	Thank you for that scientific analysis, Mister Smith.
what?	It still has air and reserve power, we can activate gravity and life support.
the safety circuit's failed!	We're losing atmosphere...
what the hell is that?	That's the Core: the gravity drive. The heart of the ship.
foredecks. crew quarters, bridge, medical and science labs, hydroponics, what have you. that central section connects the forward decks to the engineering containment area. can we move in closer?	Shit, Doc, any closer and we're gonna need a rubber...
jesus, that is one big ugly fat fucker...	She's not ugly.
where is she?	Dead ahead, 5000 meters.
hey...	Say this paper represents space-time, and you want to get from "point A" here...  ...to "point B," here.  Now: what's the shortest distance between two points?
what if the air has gone bad? we can't wear these suits forever.	I don't think this is a good idea, we don't even know what happened on that ship...
get them back --	I'm trying, goddammit --
miller, do you read me, peters --	Get them back --
explosive decompression.	Decompression wouldn't do that.
what happened to his eyes?	Explosive decompression.
range 500 meters and holding. turbulence is dropping off...	Picking up magnetic interference.
the scope is lit, it's right in front of us...	1000 meters...
if they are, they're screening their calls.	Range 3000 meters and closing.
this is u.s. aerospace command vessel lewis and clark, hailing event horizon, event horizon, do you read...? this is the lewis and clark, hailing...	Matching speed... now. Range to target ten thousand meters and closing... Skipper, I got a bad feeling about this...
you can't do that.	The law of relativity prohibits faster- than-light travel...
30 hours to neptune orbit.	All boards are green, everything's five by five.
i can't believe this, i haven't gotten more than my hand in six weeks and now this shit. why not mars, cap, mars has women...	Smith's right. Neptune? There's nothing out there. If something happens, we'll be on our own.
justin said something about, "the dark inside me..." what did he mean?	It means nothing.
the forward airlock.	Miller, Smith, Cooper, any of you in the airlock?
what is it?	The forward airlock.
i'm alright. please.	What is it?
in our current environment, dr. weir, self-control is an asset.	I'm alright. Please.
what are you doing?	It wants me. I have to go.
maybe a power interruption crashed the system...	No, there's no evidence of a surge or spike of any kind. It's as if time just... stopped for seven years.
yes. i miss her. she died. two years now.	I'm sorry.
it must be hard, being so far away from her.	Yes. I miss her. She died. Two years now.
yes.	It must be hard, being so far away from her.
claire is your wife?	Yes.
hmmm. claire used to tell me i loved the event horizon more than i loved her. i told her that wasn't true, i just knew the event horizon better, that's all.	Claire is your wife?
why dr. weir, i think you're in love.	Hmmm. Claire used to tell me I loved the Event Horizon more than I loved her. I told her that wasn't true, I just knew the Event Horizon better, that's all.
that's how the gravity drive works, you see: it focuses the black hole's immense gravitational power to create the gateway. that's how the event horizon travels faster than light.	I can't believe we built this.
what is it?	I don't know. The life readings just went off the scale.
what is it?	Ship's log.
could it be the crew? if they were in suspended animation, wouldn't that effect the scan?	If they were in stasis, I'd get a location, but these readings, they're all over the ship. It doesn't make any sense.
do they have pressure?	Affirmative. The hull's intact... but there's no gravity and the thermal units are off line. I'm showing deep cold. The crew couldn't survive unless they were in stasis.
the reactor's still hot. we've got several small radiation sources, leaks probably. nothing serious.	Do they have pressure?
a straight line.	Wrong. The shortest distance between two points...
how?	Well, in layman's terms, you use a rotating magnetic field to focus a narrow beam of gravitons; these in turn fold space-time consistent with Weyl tensor dynamics until the space- time curvature becomes infinitely large and you have a singularity...
relativity, yes. we can't break the law of relativity, but we can go around it. the ship doesn't really move faster than the speed of light; it creates a dimensional gateway that allows the ship to instantaneously "jump" from one point in the universe to another, light years away.	How?
we're going to have to work on your touch.	I like the sound of that.
those yours too?	My step-dad's. I'm strictly into stone. I was wondering when you'd walk by.
no, i mean... i'm a little... dusty...	Those yours too?
relax, it's casual.	No, I mean... I'm a little... dusty...
i'm not really dressed for a party.	Relax, it's casual.
i'm blind, not deaf. wanna come in?	I'm not really dressed for a party.
how'd you know it was me?	I'm blind, not deaf. Wanna come in?
such a sad face... you know, sometimes being different isn't a bad thing.	Trust me, this ain't one of those times.
i don't think she's real big on hate.	You wouldn't say that, if you could see me.
i mean...	Tell me. When you grew up in Brooklyn, how many astronauts did you know?  You went your own way then. You didn't listen to people. So why start now...?
i wouldn't know anything about that.	I mean...
you don't know what it's like out there. walking around like some kind of circus freak. people staring, whispering --	I wouldn't know anything about that.
"sensual blind chick seeks three- ton, rock-hard he-man for deep spiritual relationship."	This ain't permanent. My friend Reed's working on a cure... I think.
you know, you could'a run an ad in the personals.	"Sensual blind chick seeks three- ton, rock-hard he-man for deep spiritual relationship."
where is reed?	Victor must've taken him.
it's easy for you to be patient.	No, it's not. I thought I was done waiting for Reed... We're all in this together now, Ben.
just give reed a little more time. you know how he works -- analyzing every little step before he takes one --	It's easy for you to be patient.
it's not him. it's them.  i can't live like this.	Just give Reed a little more time. You know how he works -- analyzing every little step before he takes one --
he didn't mean it. you know johnny. he's always been a hothead --	It's not him. It's them.  I can't live like this.
oh, he did.	What did he do to the uniform?!
he didn't.	Oh, he did.
the suit will stretch. you should try it --	I wouldn't be caught dead in that.
you look like an eighties rock band.	The suit will stretch. You should try it --
we need to give you a physical, so we know what got zapped.	Well why didn't you say so? You want me to lift some weights or something?
i can only stay for one drink, ben. i've got to meet with victor.	Wouldn't want to keep Vic waiting.
we can monitor the cloud's approach and observe the tests from here.	Is it safe?
i can handle the ship. i can even handle mr. blonde ambition. but i don't know if i should be flying or playing vegas in these suits. who the hell came up with them?	Victor did.
way to not overthink it.  so when do we leave?	I'll schedule the launch. Call me in the morning to talk about resources and crew.
he couldn't generate enough power for the machine to reach critical mass. yet another mistake for "mr. fantastic."	And you can? Power it up?
he also said we'd avoid that storm in space. and we know how that turned out.	He couldn't generate enough power for the machine to reach critical mass. Yet another mistake for "Mr. Fantastic."
reed said it'd be weeks till --	He also said we'd avoid that storm in space. And we know how that turned out.
to help you. i've run every test known to man. and they all yield the same result: the machine is ready.	Reed said it'd be weeks till --
what do you want, vic?	To help you. I've run every test known to man. And they all yield the same result: the machine is ready.
what is this? where's reed?	Where do you think? With Sue.
ben, come in.	What is this? Where's Reed?
about me? how sweet.	Come on. Let me buy you something to eat. Looks like you could use the company.
i'm worried about you.	About me? How sweet.
what are you doing here?	I'm worried about you.
what did you wish for, honey?	I already got it. Everything I want.
oh my g-g-g. what did you... do to ben?	Deb, it's me. It's still me.
baby, you're scaring me.	Oh my G-g-g. What did you... do to Ben?
don't come any closer for a sec. this is gonna be kind of a shock... you remember when we said "together forever no matter what"?	Baby, you're scaring me.
ben?	Don't come any closer for a sec. This is gonna be kind of a shock... You remember when we said "together forever no matter what"?
deb... it's me. i need you to step out front.	Out front? You home, baby? I got a surprise for you.
soon as i'm back, i'm gonna trade that in for a bigger rock.	I don't care about rocks, I care about you.  You bring him back in one piece, or you can forget being Best Man.
just get back soon, or i start looking for a new groom.	Soon as I'm back, I'm gonna trade that in for a bigger rock.
i'll be watching over you.	Just get back soon, or I start looking for a new groom.
ben, i've been crunching the numbers on the machine. i think if we can rework the power settings...	Forget it, egghead. I'm good as is.
time for your lesson, vic. chem 101: what happens when you supercool hot metal...?  ben...	Got it, teach.
glad "nothing" could take you away from your work.	Ben, I don't know if this thing'll change us back or make us worse. I need you to be patient for a little while longe--
we're working as hard as we can --	Yeah. I can tell. Victor was right.
oh, you remember my name do you? you happen to remember what you swore to do with every breath in your body?	We're working as hard as we can --
ben --	Oh, you remember my name do you? You happen to remember what you swore to do with every breath in your body?
it's about to be a broken face.	This isn't permanent, Johnny. We need to be careful until we're normal again.
not unless you want that clipboard stretched up your --	O-kay. We'll skip that question.
ben, i'm afraid i've got to ask --	Not unless you want that clipboard stretched up your --
yeah.  you don't wanna know the details.	Ben, I'm afraid I've got to ask --
okay. i've uh, got some questions, from sue. that she thought might be better coming from me... can you, you know, go to the bathroom... like normal...	Yeah.  You don't wanna know the details.
you got a chisel round here?	If we're going to identify the source of the mutation, we need to isolate your recombinant DNA so we can activate positional genomes.
we had a tough year.	Yeah, nine years straight.
ben. are you okay?	Am I okay?! You wanna explain that?!
what the --!	Ben. Are you okay?
are you alright?	I think I need to lie down. Bad shrimp.
he's smart, powerful, successful --	Well maybe you should date him.
i'm sorry, did that cosmic-bath loosen your screws?	He's smart, powerful, successful --
what? come on. she's got a good thing with victor --	I'm sorry, did that cosmic-bath loosen your screws?
reed, i'm not talking about debbie.	What? Come on. She's got a good thing with Victor --
yeah, you and debbie and perfect --	Reed, I'm not talking about Debbie.
you go through something like this, makes you appreciate having the right woman in your life.	Yeah, you and Debbie and perfect --
reed. even you can't compute every little thing.	I should have done more, run more tests --
i don't know. i just keep going over and over the numbers.	Reed. Even you can't compute every little thing.
three days. i was worried about you. how are you feeling?	Solid.
how long was i out?	Three days. I was worried about you. How are you feeling?
i ain't done arranging your flowers, egghead.	Ben. This is serious. Turn around.
the shields on the station should protect us.	Should?
this is your dream, reed. you should be the one up there.	Victor's better at these things.
he's made a few changes.	This is your dream, Reed. You should be the one up there.
isn't that your speech?	He's made a few changes.
i had it at four.	This makes five.
five times.	I had it at four.
when have i asked you to do something you absolutely said you could not do?	Five times.
i'm sure he's matured since then.	When have I asked you to do something you absolutely said you could not do?
they crashed it into a wall. a flight simulator.	I'm sure he's matured since then.
youthful high spirits.	They crashed it into a wall. A flight simulator.
no. i cannot take orders from that underwear model. that wingnut washed out of nasa for sneaking two victoria secret wannabes into a flight simulator.	Youthful high spirits.
external srbs, orbital system engines. its just like the shuttles you flew in --	No. I cannot take orders from that underwear model. That wingnut washed out of NASA for sneaking two Victoria Secret wannabes into a flight simulator.
can't do it. i cannot do it.	External SRBs, orbital system engines. Its just like the shuttles you flew in --
we got what we wanted. that's enough.	I know, I know. I'm just worried about what he wants... Speaking of which...
maybe you should think about yourself for once. you always let this guy push you round --	We got what we wanted. That's enough.
ben, think about all the people we can help if this works --	Maybe you should think about yourself for once. You always let this guy push you round --
he knew about nasa. what if he made the call to shut us down --	Ben, think about all the people we can help if this works --
what about his first born?	Ben, the money's not important. We could save lives.
i can't take this.	Ben. This is business. Just work.
he's financed some of the biggest breakthroughs of this century.	You'd never know it.
this wasn't our first stop, in case you forgot nasa. and victor's not that bad. he's just a little...  larger than life.	He's financed some of the biggest breakthroughs of this century.
good thing it ain't workin... reed, what are we doing here? this guy's fast-food, strip-mall science --	This wasn't our first stop, in case you forgot NASA. And Victor's not that bad. He's just a little...  Larger than life.
no more cracks about how i look.	Hey, I'm Mr. Sensitivity now.  Clear the way, wide load coming through.
the machine works. and vic's gone mister hyde on us --	Really? With a name like Von Doom? Never saw that one coming.
hey! that's a prototype!	Go back to the drawing board.
they said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could --	Give me the god damn mirror!
give me a mirror...	They said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could --
i swear to you they've done everything humanly possible. the best plastic surgeons in the world, ben. you had the best --	Give me a mirror...
what's wrong with me?	I swear to you they've done everything humanly possible. The best plastic surgeons in the world, Ben. You had the best --
they're fine. everybody else... is fine.	What's wrong with me?
reed?... sue?	They're fine. Everybody else... is fine.
back on earth. victor's medical facility... we're in quarantine.	Reed?... Sue?
where... where am i?	Back on Earth. Victor's medical facility... We're in quarantine.
put your tiny little mind at ease.	Don't you wander off, boy.
let's see: you got victor, stud of the year, more coin than god? or reed, the world's dumbest smart guy worth less than a postage stamp. hmmm, it's a toss-up.	Put your tiny little mind at ease.
hey, two hearts got busted last time. maybe she's not over it either.	Let's see: you got Victor, stud of the year, more coin than God? Or Reed, the world's dumbest smart guy worth less than a postage stamp. Hmmm, it's a toss-up.
yeah, well, his eyes say different.	Hey, two hearts got busted last time. Maybe she's not over it either.
'course not. strictly business.	Yeah, well, his eyes say different.
please tell me your dawg's not trying to rekindle things with my sister.	'Course not. Strictly business.
if you behave, maybe next time daddy'll let you drive.	Keep talking, there won't be a next time.
what the hell you smiling at? just keep your mouth shut, and your mind on those smbs --	Actually, the engines are SMEs. Hydrogenbase, carbon propellant. Couple generations past your last ride.  I'm not as dumb as you look.
but... this disease... is progressive... degenerative...	That's terrible news...
what?	The Center for Disease Control. If this thing is contagious --
i wish i could tell you. i can't pretend to know what we're dealing with here. i'll notify the cdc and --	What?
what do you mean "complete"?	I wish I could tell you. I can't pretend to know what we're dealing with here. I'll notify the CDC and --
at this rate, the infection should be complete in two, maybe three weeks --	What do you mean "complete"?
like the shields reed said would protect us.  how long?	At this rate, the infection should be complete in two, maybe three weeks --
i don't really know. a compound organic-metallic alloy. stronger than titanium or carbon steel. harder than diamonds --	Like the shields Reed said would protect us.  How long?
and they're changing into...	I don't really know. A compound organic-metallic alloy. Stronger than titanium or carbon steel. Harder than diamonds --
your tissue, your organs, your entire biophysical structure is changing. every system is still functioning, somehow --	And they're changing into...
not this again --	No: You're ON FIRE!
you're on fire!	Not this again --
last one down springs for room service.	You're on fire!
i though we went over this.	Last one down springs for room service.
stay right. left is trouble.	I though we went over this.
me like-y.	Stay right. Left is trouble.
my shift ends at four, but i couldn't --	Meet me at 4:01, top of the run. That'll give you a minute to freshen up.
i've never felt better in my life. when do you get off work?	My shift ends at four, but I couldn't --
i mean, you feel a little feverish.	I've never felt better in my life. When do you get off work?
so are you!	I mean, you feel a little feverish.
you're hot!	So are you!
and where do we think we're going?	I don't know if "we've" noticed, but the sickest runs this side of the Alps are right outside that window --
but all these people...	Now.
johnny. supernova.	But all these people...
act. here we go again. reed, what if we got these gifts for a reason? what if we have some, you know... like, calling?	A higher calling like getting girls and making money?
you need to control yourself and think before you --	Act. Here we go again. Reed, what if we got these gifts for a reason? What if we have some, you know... like, calling?
that's what i'm trying to calculate. and it's not rubber. it's muscle, tendon. i seem to have the ability to manipulate the malleability of my molecular structure and redistribute my density to --	Right, whatever, have fun.
he's right. these costumes are... missing something. i can't put my finger on it --	They're not costumes.
what? no. i'm trying to figure out why we each ended up with different symptoms.	Oh, well that's easy: I'm hot. You're... well, you're a little limp. Sue's easy to see through. And Ben's always been a hardass.  Why aren't you writing this down?
what are you trying to say? just because i dress well and like to dance --	What? No. I'm trying to figure out why we each ended up with different symptoms.
is there something about flames? about flaming, that you --	What are you trying to say? Just because I dress well and like to dance --
not only could you kill yourself, but you could set fire to earth's atmosphere and destroy all human life as we know it.	Gotcha. Okay. Supernova bad.
back it down, johnny!	I can go hotter!
this place is deluxe. you got cable?	...and figure out how to reverse them. Let me show you to your rooms.
we should stay here until we can define the extent of our changes...	This place is deluxe. You got cable?
twenty? from outside the place looks a lot taller.	Oh, it is.
ben grimm is a genuine american hero who's been through a terrible orde--	What he's trying to say is: every team needs a mascot...
this is wrong in so many ways.	You've been working out.
oh, you dawg you. better not be my nurse!	Ben, are you there?
the cloud has fundamentally altered our dna.	Cool. What'd it do to you guys?
now what is up with that?	The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.
he's not responsive --	Ben! Ben!
victor's right. johnny, get to the command center. close the shields.	What about you?
sis. let me take care of you for once.	But Johnny... you can't fly.
what are you doing --	Sis. Let me take care of you for once.
i'm sorry, sis, for leaving you guys --	No, I'm sorry, for pushing you out.
look around, sis! she's not here. so you can stop talking to me like i'm your little boy --	As soon as you stop acting like one. Come on, you're smarter than this. You think those people out there care about you? You're just a fad to them.
johnny, slow down. think. you know mom didn't raise us to --	Look around, sis! She's not here. So you can stop talking to me like I'm your little boy --
at least it beats living in a lab like somebody's science project.	Johnny, slow down. Think. You know mom didn't raise us to --
is that what you call it? "real"?	At least it beats living in a lab like somebody's science project.
yeah, for the last time, i hope. i'm done with this freak show. i'm moving back to the real world.	Is that what you call it? "Real"?
johnny? did you see ben?	Yeah, for the last time, I hope. I'm done with this freak show. I'm moving back to the real world.
you two need a time-out.	Blockhead started it!
you're gonna pay for that, pebbles.  what?!	You gave us names? What are you, the "face" of the Fantastic Four now?
i'm driving.	Dude. That's my sister.
uh, we call my sister the invisible girl... the invisible girl.	Girl...?!
sweet.	That's the temperature of the sun.
you were at 4000 kelvin. any hotter, you're approaching supernova --	Sweet.
you're really cramping my style here.	You were at 4000 Kelvin. Any hotter, you're approaching supernova --
grow up, johnny. you want to run around on fire for the rest of your life?	Is that a trick question? C'mon, I can't be the only one who thinks this is cool.
wait. you mean there's chance we could be full-on-24-7-fantastic?	Grow up, Johnny. You want to run around on fire for the rest of your life?
what is that thing?	I think that thing is Ben.
stop it.	Okay, "mom."
johnny.	Stop it.
flame on, flame off. flame on, flame off --	Johnny.
apparently i can disappear.	Please tell me you go silent too.
the synthetics act as a second skin, adapting to your individual needs to --	Keep the hot side hot, and the cool side cool!
front page?	Top left, like you asked.  Today Wall Street. Tomorrow, who knows... maybe Washington.
yes sir. you've got the mayor at eight, then a nine-thirty interview with the journal --	Front page?
make sure you find ben, bring him back here. and keep it quiet. i don't need this to hit the press.	Yes sir. You've got the Mayor at eight, then a nine-thirty interview with the Journal --
sir, i've always wondered... why sue? you could have any woman in the world but --	That's why. Because I could have any other woman... You know, when they asked Caesar "why England," he said, "because it's not mine."
later. first, i've got some unfinished business. a deal that needs closing...	Sir, I've always wondered... Why Sue? You could have any woman in the world but --
you know, maybe you should get some rest --	Later. First, I've got some unfinished business. A deal that needs closing...
and that's a good thing?	You know, maybe you should get some rest --
actually, uh, people seem to think the scar "humanizes" you.	And that's a good thing?
get me on the am shows, larry king, cover of the journal...  i've got to do something about this scar. make sure they only shoot my right side.	Actually, uh, people seem to think the scar "humanizes" you.
sir, i'm sure he wouldn't put himself --	Get me on the AM shows, Larry King, cover of the Journal...  I've got to do something about this scar. Make sure they only shoot my right side.
reed's disaster. you know, i half- think he did this to me on purpose.	Sir, I'm sure he wouldn't put himself --
stable. we're looking at low twenties. it's a good number, considering the fallout from --	Reed's disaster. You know, I half- think he did this to me on purpose.
how's the ipo?	Stable. We're looking at low twenties. It's a good number, considering the fallout from --
leonard, how's the feed?	Recording, sir. We see you perfectly.
then what is it?	History, Leonard. History. Everything else is conversation...  How's the other matter?
it's not just the money. i could make money in my sleep.	Then what is it?
our numbers are through the roof. the ipo's tracking at fifty, sixty a share. the bank's five times oversubscribed --	It's not just the money. I could make money in my sleep.
showtime.	Our numbers are through the roof. The IPO's tracking at fifty, sixty a share. The bank's five times oversubscribed --
they're ready for you, sir.	Showtime.
and if he's not...?	Reed's always right. Good thing he doesn't always know what he's got...
if reed's right, then this little trip will double our stock offering.	And if he's not...?
i found a broken gasket, from space --	A gasket? Reed, we're at a party.
sue, i need some of that anger, rage, frustration --	I'm sure I can come up with something.
the power... i need... more power... to control... the storm --	You need a doctor.
reed, stop, you need to rest your --	The power... I need... more power... to control... the storm --
i can... make it work.	Reed, stop, you need to rest your --
why didn't you say something?	That would have kinda defeated the purpose. And Reed...  I'm saying it now.
when i walked out, i waited ten minutes outside your door. ten. waiting for you to come find me.	Why didn't you say something?
i did. i did, reed... but i wanted you to be that man.	When I walked out, I waited ten minutes outside your door. Ten. Waiting for you to come find me.
you always talked about how you liked the kind of man who could approach you... speak his mind. one who wasn't afraid to tell you what he wanted.	I did. I did, Reed... but I wanted you to be that man.
you know, i bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep it open late?	I gave him twenty.
of course i was. i'd read all your papers on bioethics. some of them two times just so i'd have something to say to you.	You know, I bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep it open late?
you were?	Of course I was. I'd read all your papers on bioethics. Some of them two times just so I'd have something to say to you.
remember our first date here...? god, i was so nervous.	You were?
reed. shh. just be quiet. and look up.	Remember our first date here...? God, I was so nervous.
i could get ben to tap into the baxter's main power to generate enough voltage --	Reed. Shh. Just be quiet. And look up.
every variable but yourself. you don't eat, sleep. you can't live in your head like --	I'm not the only one in there. I got you, Vic, Ben, Johnny, all rattling around in there.
which is why i'm working twenty hours a day, checking every variable --	Every variable but yourself. You don't eat, sleep. You can't live in your head like --
better than your life. victor's not the one who has to get into that thing. we are.	Which is why I'm working twenty hours a day, checking every variable --
he was going to take away all my data, equipment --	Better than your life. Victor's not the one who has to get into that thing. We are.
don't let victor push you into making a mistake --	He was going to take away all my data, equipment --
reed. how close are we to a cure?	No way to know. Without more tests, experiments.
and you sure you can control this thing? last time didn't work out so well.	With the right energy, we can stabilize the storm. Maybe tie into the city grid...
of course. of course.	And you sure you can control this thing? Last time didn't work out so well.
but we're the focus, right reed? reed...?	Of course. Of course.
curing countless diseases, not just ours.	But we're the focus, right Reed? Reed...?
and reverse the mutations --	Curing countless diseases, not just ours.
if we can build a machine to re-create the storm, we can reverse the polarity --	And reverse the mutations --
the plants, from space. their particles are still charged. with the right amount of energy, those ions could create the elemental profile of the cosmic storm.	If we can build a machine to re-create the storm, we can reverse the polarity --
what are you doing?	The plants, from space. Their particles are still charged. With the right amount of energy, those ions could create the elemental profile of the cosmic storm.
there were a lot of variables to consider --	No. There weren't. There was you. And me. No variables, no math. It was actually the simplest thing in the world. But your head got in the way... like it always does.
i just wanted to share an apartment. what was so complicated about that?	There were a lot of variables to consider --
i think it was a little more complicated than --	I just wanted to share an apartment. What was so complicated about that?
reed. i was ready for the next step, you weren't, ergo, i walked.	I think it was a little more complicated than --
no, i distinctly remember: you walked out my door. ergo...	Reed. I was ready for the next step, you weren't, ergo, I walked.
are you kidding?	No, I distinctly remember: you walked out my door. Ergo...
i mean, you broke up with me, right?	Are you kidding?
what in the world would give me that idea?	I mean, you broke up with me, right?
i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to do that... you must think that was some kind of latent hostility or --	What in the world would give me that idea?
okay. is there any way to duplicate that feeling? some memory or...	I'm sure I can come up with something.
anger. rage. frustration.	Okay. Is there any way to duplicate that feeling? Some memory or...
i'm saying, if you had a little more self control, you could locate the trigger. can you remember the exact emotions when --	Anger. Rage. Frustration.
excuse me?	I'm saying, if you had a little more self control, you could locate the trigger. Can you remember the exact emotions when --
you should be able to bend light around other objects, even people, if you could control your emotional state better --	Excuse me?
it's not "invisibility" per se. you're bending the light around you with some kind of malleable force field. that's what you projected on the bridge.	What about you? You haven't eaten in days. How come you're never on this side of the microscope?
that's what we're here to find out.	If it happened to him, then it could...
how come ben can't turn it on and off like us?	That's what we're here to find out.
sue. your clothes. lose them.	What...?  Oh.
what?	We need to get past them.
it has to be the cloud. it's fundamentally altered our dna.	Let's not jump to conclusions, we need a massive amount of evidence before making that leap.
what? what do you mean you --	Sue... look at your hands.
uh, sue...? i can't.	What? What do you mean you --
for science.	You are such a dork, Reed... You never got it and never will unless it's explained to you in quantum physics.
passion.	For science.
which was?	Passion.
i can tell you guys are enjoying what was the best part of our relationship --	Which was?
you're happy for me and victor.	I can tell you guys are enjoying what was the best part of our relationship --
that's good. that's uh... good.	You always had a way with words.  I should be getting back.
yes, thanks.	That's good. That's uh... good.
feeling better?	Yes, thanks.
material made from self-regulating unstable molecules. i've been working on a formula for this.	Great minds think alike.
as far as crew, i was hoping ben could pilot the mission --	Well, he's welcome to ride shotgun, but we already have a pilot on our payroll. You remember my brother Johnny...
it's been changed.	As far as crew, I was hoping Ben could pilot the mission --
i, uh, think i remember the number.	It's been changed.
well, uh, based on our history... you can handle the biogenetics, and i'll focus on the molecular physics. or, uhm, maybe i should take the biotech, you work the microscopes, since you have some background in electropho--	Right. That's exactly what I meant.
i was talking about us. working together.	Well, uh, based on our history... you can handle the biogenetics, and I'll focus on the molecular physics. Or, uhm, maybe I should take the biotech, you work the microscopes, since you have some background in electropho--
those solar winds are flaring, but i factored them into my coordinates and --	I was talking about us. Working together.
you're, you've, i mean, how have you bee--	Never better.
but i'm not done with the machine --	Which is precisely the point. Analysis is over. It's time for action. My men could have mass-produced this by now.
what i should have done a long time ago. applications and patents, reed. this all belongs to me.	But I'm not done with the machine --
what are you doing here?	What I should have done a long time ago. Applications and patents, Reed. This all belongs to me.
victor, if we could understand what happened to us --	I don't want to understand it. This isn't one of your science projects. I just want to fix it. Fast!
abort? reed, i put my company, my name, billions of dollars on the line, and i will not let you make me look like a fool --	Victor, if we could understand what happened to us --
i ruined? with all due respect, i told you to abort --	Abort? Reed, I put my company, my name, billions of dollars on the line, and I will not let you make me look like a fool --
didn't go as planned? it was a catastrophe. you ruined the lives of four people --	I ruined? With all due respect, I told you to abort --
i'm starting to wonder the same thing... how much do you know about what happened to you?	Not much. We need to run tests to see the extent of the damage.
ben did this?	He's had some kind of... reaction to exposure from the cloud. And he's not the only one.
ben did this.	Ben did this?
just a little banged up. a couple scrapes. why?	Ben did this.
not until ben is back inside!	It's too late for him, and soon it'll be too late for all of us.
come on, ben, come on...	Reed, we're running out of time.
ben's still out there --	So reel him in. But we came here to do a job. So let's do it. Quickly.
get a grip. reed. we didn't come all this way to lose our nerve at the first little glitch. just close the shields...	Ben's still out there --
we've got minutes until it hits, not hours... victor, that storm's deadly -- the radiation's lethal. we need to abort.	Get a grip. Reed. We didn't come all this way to lose our nerve at the first little glitch. Just close the shields...
got it. so take a walk, ben... i'm going to borrow susan for a second.	Sure.
funny how things turn out, isn't it?	Hilarious.
you back this mission, and i'll sign over a fair percentage of any applications or --	The number's seventy-five. And it's applications and patents.
this isn't going to be a problem, is it?	Not at all.
but dreams don't pay the bills, do they?  same old reed, the hopeless optimist. still reaching for the stars, with the world on your back.	You remember in school we talked about working together. That's what I was about to explain...
oh, i think you already have.	Victor, we can't do anything until the research is ready.
please don't make this personal --	Oh, I think you already have.
then why is reed dragging his feet? maybe he likes having his prize specimen under glass...  it's ironic, isn't it? you're finally the perfect woman for him... because you're his science project.	Please don't make this personal --
if these molecules aren't stable, they could make us worse, maybe even kill us.	Then why is Reed dragging his feet? Maybe he likes having his prize specimen under glass...  It's ironic, isn't it? You're finally the perfect woman for him... because you're his science project.
same old reed. all analysis, no action. wasn't that the problem with you two?	If these molecules aren't stable, they could make us worse, maybe even kill us.
he's working round the clock. but the data needs to be tested, analyzed before --	Same old Reed. All analysis, no action. Wasn't that the problem with you two?
victor, wait, slow down a second. i want you to know i appreciate everything you've done for me, but i just don't --	Susan. What are you doing?
it is. there's something we need to talk about. something i need to ask you...	Victor, wait, slow down a second. I want you to know I appreciate everything you've done for me, but I just don't --
you said it was urgent.	It is. There's something we need to talk about. Something I need to ask you...
i'm sorry i didn't get a chance to --	Please, no apologies. I've arranged for your things to be moved to one of my condos. You'll have round-the clock care.
i told you, i'm fine. it's you i'm worried about.	I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to --
victor, your scar --	I told you, I'm fine. It's you I'm worried about.
victor, i'm sorry i --	Just find him.
what's going on?	Victor, are you feeling alright?
raising the shields.	You can't leave them out there.
what are you doing?	Raising the shields.
uh, victor, i hope i haven't done something to make you think...	Sue, I've lived my life unafraid of taking big steps. And this is the biggest step yet. If it helps, think of this as a promotion. A merger of sorts...  Four little words that can change our lives...
right, of course, the company... but you see, i've come to realize all the accomplishments in the world mean nothing without someone to share them with --	Uh, Victor, I hope I haven't done something to make you think...
it's been a good two years, victor... the company's accomplished so much.	Right, of course, the company... But you see, I've come to realize all the accomplishments in the world mean nothing without someone to share them with --
i understand the business reasons.	Well, when you're looking at your future, it never hurts to find closure about the past.
surprised i agreed to reed's proposal?	I understand the business reasons.
it's just business.	I think you both know my Director of Genetic Research, Susan Storm.
for your sake i hope you're right. i'm sorry if that sounds a little skeptical.	Skeptical...?
reed's gonna fix me up --	For your sake I hope you're right. I'm sorry if that sounds a little skeptical.
i'm just saying, i know what it's like to lose something you love. to see it slip away, and know it's never coming back.	Reed's gonna fix me up --
if you're trying to cheer me up you're doing a helluva job --	I'm just saying, I know what it's like to lose something you love. To see it slip away, and know it's never coming back.
i know it can't be easy. life hasn't changed that much for reed, sue and johnny. at least they can go out in public. but for you? people staring. whispering behind your back...	If you're trying to cheer me up you're doing a helluva job --
'scuse me.	I know it can't be easy. Life hasn't changed that much for Reed, Sue and Johnny. At least they can go out in public. But for you? People staring. Whispering behind your back...
i can probably get you in there. just let me talk to dennis taylor.	All right!!
oh, man, if you could swing something there, i'd do anything for you. i want to work with you guys.	I can probably get you in there. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.
you want to work at carl's?	Oh, man, if you could swing something there, I'd do anything for you. I want to work with you guys.
brad, i really fuckin' hate mcdonald's, man. ever since they started in with the chicken, everything went downhill.	You want to work at Carl's?
arnold. what's happening?	Brad, I really fuckin' hate McDonald's, man. Ever since they started in with the chicken, everything went downhill.
brad, can i talk to you a minute?	Arnold. What's happening?
i'm just glad we're still together, lisa, because i need you this year.	Look, Brad, I've been trying to think of a way to tell you this. We're almost out of high school, this is our last year. I think we owe it to ourselves to be free, and meet some new people. Then, if we get back together, we'll know it's the right thing.
apologize to that wimp? no way. fuck dennis taylor.	I'm just glad we're still together, Lisa, because I need you this year.
if you'd apologize i think dennis would take you back.	Apologize to that wimp? No way. Fuck Dennis Taylor.
man, i don't even want to see those guys from carl's again.	If you'd apologize I think Dennis would take you back.
tool? tool for what? we've been going together almost two years!	I don't want to talk about it here, Brad.
brad. i don't want to have to use sex as a tool.	Tool? Tool for what? We've been going together almost two years!
what's there to do at the point? god, lisa, we've been going together almost two years, and...	Brad. I don't want to have to use sex as a tool.
how much did they cost?	Don't worry about it.
of course.	How much did they cost?
were those flowers really for me, brad?	Of course.
easy, mon.	Later.
first door on your left!	There it is!
on the ledge?	First door on your left!
it's the first door on your left!	On the ledge?
i can't find it, mon!	It's the first door on your left!
it's the first door on your left.	I can't find it, mon!
totally.	It's the first door on your left.
go ahead. just make it quick.	Totally.
something happened to them, mon.	Come on, Spicoli. Why don't you just put your shirts back on? See the sign?
you really want me to put all this stuff back on?	Yes. I think so. Show some pride, Hamilton.
come on, hamilton. you're going over there to represent captain kidd fish and chips. we have stores all over southern california. part of our image, part of our appeal is in our uniforms. you know that!	You really want me to put all this stuff back on?
i thought i'd take it off for the drive over to ibm. it's kind of uncomfortable.	Come on, Hamilton. You're going over there to represent Captain Kidd Fish and Chips. We have stores all over Southern California. Part of our image, part of our appeal is in our uniforms. You know that!
but you took off your captain kidd uniform.	I thought I'd take it off for the drive over to IBM. It's kind of uncomfortable.
this is how i dress all the time.	But you took off your Captain Kidd uniform.
hamilton, come over here. what is that you've got on?	This is how I dress all the time.
mister, if you don't shut up, i'm gonna kick 100% of your ass.	Manager!!
i am so tired. i am so tired of dealing with morons. how hard is it to...	Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass.
i'm sorry, sir. just let me find the forms here.	I am so tired. I am so tired of dealing with morons. How hard is it to...
look. just put your little hand back in the cash register and give me my $2.75 back. okay?  please, brad?	I'm sorry, sir. Just let me find the forms here.
i can't do that. but if you wait a minute...	Look. Just put your little hand back in the cash register and give me my $2.75 back. Okay?  Please, Brad?
see that sign? it says 100% money back guarantee. do you know the meaning of the word 'guarantee'? do they teach you that here? give me my money back.	I can't do that. But if you wait a minute...
well, that's not the way it works, really. and you ate most of your food already, too...	See that sign? It says 100% Money Back Guarantee. Do you know the meaning of the word 'guarantee'? Do they teach you that here? Give me my money back.
no. i want my money back right now.	Well, that's not the way it works, really. And you ate most of your food already, too...
well, i believe you have to fill out a form. there's a pad right around here.	No. I want my money back right now.
no.	All right, then. It's your secret.
you're not going to tell me, are you?	No.
since when do you shop at the flea market anyway?	Brad. Please don't tell Mom and Dad...
see you later.	Thanks a lot, Brad. I really appreciate it.
yeah. this is it. i have some shopping to do.	See you later.
does mom know you have company?	It's just Linda. And Mark from school.
maybe yes. maybe no.	Don't give me that shit! I know you're still a virgin!
are you still a virgin?	Maybe yes. Maybe no.
but your face did!	Are you still a virgin?
i didn't say that.	But your face did!
you are a virgin!	I didn't say that.
maybe yes. maybe no.	You are a virgin!
i don't know. i was just curious.	Maybe yes. Maybe no.
why?	I don't know. I was just curious.
hey, brad. are you still a virgin?	Why?
everybody loves lisa. everybody loves lisa. but everybody doesn't have to be her boyfriend.	Hey, Brad. Are you still a virgin?
maybe you just need to give her some time. she's so nice, brad. everybody loves lisa.	Everybody loves Lisa. Everybody loves Lisa. But everybody doesn't have to be her boyfriend.
well... it's true.	Maybe you just need to give her some time. She's so nice, Brad. Everybody loves Lisa.
i'm just guessing.	Well... it's true.
where did you hear that?	I'm just guessing.
why? because she won't sleep with you?	Where did you hear that?
i've been doing some thinking. it's my last school year. i'm a single, successful guy. i think i want my freedom.	Why? Because she won't sleep with you?
you're going to break up with lisa, aren't you?	I've been doing some thinking. It's my last school year. I'm a single, successful guy. I think I want my freedom.
are you kidding? work is great. i kill at work. i don't even mind mom and dad making me pay rent.	You're going to break up with Lisa, aren't you?
is everything okay at work?	Are you kidding? Work is great. I kill at work. I don't even mind Mom and Dad making me pay rent.
i don't care it you tell me or not. i got problems of my own.	Is everything okay at work?
it's just some guy i met at swenson's. you don't know him.	I don't care it you tell me or not. I got problems of my own.
don't worry about it. who sent the flowers?	It's just some guy I met at Swenson's. You don't know him.
thanks for getting rid of those flowers.	Don't worry about it. Who sent the flowers?
i'd say... who the hell is ron johnson?	I'll explain everything later.
brad, what would you say if i asked you to just put these flowers in the trunk of the cruising vessel and get rid of them at work?	I'd say... who the hell is Ron Johnson?
they're not home yet.	Brad, what would you say if I asked you to just put these flowers in the trunk of the Cruising Vessel and get rid of them at work?
brad! have mom or dad seen this?	They're not home yet.
don't strain yourself.	Brad! Have Mom or Dad seen this?
i take out the garbage.	Don't strain yourself.
your friends use the pool too.	I take out the garbage.
your friends use the pool. your friends messed it up.	Your friends use the pool too.
why can't you do it?	Your friends use the pool. Your friends messed it up.
mom says to clean up the pool.	Why can't you do it?
u.s. history. mr. hand.	Hey-yo.
everyone wants to know where lisa is. how should i know where lisa is?  what am i gonna do? now my little sister goes to the same high school. the party's over.  so who do you have first period?	U.S. History. Mr. Hand.
hi, brad.	Sis.
yes, sir.	You're fired.
did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way?	Yes, sir.
he insulted me first. he called me a moron.	Did you threaten this customer or use profanity in any way?
did you threaten this man or use profanity in any way?	He insulted me first. He called me a moron.
come on. clean that counter off brad. let's go. play ball.	Okay, Dennis.
those were perfectly good fries, hamilton.  perfectly good.	But they weren't mine.
they were left over from the last shift.	Those were perfectly good fries, Hamilton.  Perfectly good.
did you throw away those fries, hamilton?	They were left over from the last shift.
no, just a couple of surfers with no shirts on. i took care of it, dennis.	Did you throw away those fries, Hamilton?
any problems?	No, just a couple of surfers with no shirts on. I took care of it, Dennis.
jeff you have company!	Go away, Curtis. If you can't knock, I can't hear you.
leave me alone.	Dad says!
dad says you're late again, you butthole!	Leave me alone.
leave me alone!	Dad says you're late again, you butthole!
ugh.	Leave me alone!
dad says you have to get up!	Ugh.
all right. all right. i just cleaned b-8. give me a break.	Get going.
mike! you have a mess on c-9!	All right. All right. I just cleaned B-8. Give me a break.
half. okay?  seventy-five dollars. and a ride to the clinic.	Seventy-five dollars, and a ride. Okay.
doesn't sound free to me.  so you want me to pay for it?	Half. Okay?  Seventy-five dollars. And a ride to the clinic.
it's already planned, mike. it's going to cost $150 at the free clinic.	Doesn't sound free to me.  So you want me to pay for it?
yeah. my brother art got his girlfriend one once.	It's already planned, Mike. It's going to cost $150 at the Free Clinic.
we've got to get an abortion?	Yeah. My brother Art got his girlfriend one once.
there's only one thing we can do. we've got to get rid of it. we've got to get an abortion.	We've got to get an abortion?
all right, i take it back.	There's only one thing we can do. We've got to get rid of it. We've got to get an abortion.
take that back.	All right, I take it back.
how do you know it's mine? we only did it once.	I know it's yours.
mike. i want you to know that i'm pregnant.	How do you know it's mine? We only did it once.
why don't you call me up tonight?	Mike. I want you to know that I'm pregnant.
what? now?	Why don't you call me up tonight?
mike, there's something that's been on my mind and i have to tell you about it.	What? Now?
what's going on?	Mike, there's something that's been on my mind and I have to tell you about it.
i'm in a hurry too. i just thought i could say hi to you.	Hello.
look, i'm kind of in a hurry.	I'm in a hurry too. I just thought I could say hi to you.
i didn't see you this morning.	Look, I'm kind of in a hurry.
oh. hi.	I didn't see you this morning.
i think i came. didn't you feel it?	I guess I did.
what's wrong?	I think I came. Didn't you feel it?
i'm sorry. i'm really sorry.	What's wrong?
i think we're making a lot of noise.	I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
what? are you all right?	I think we're making a lot of noise.
hey, mike?	What? Are you all right?
let's continue.	Hey, Mike?
i want you to know that it's your final decision if we should continue or not.	Let's continue.
how about both of us at the same time?	I want you to know that it's your final decision if we should continue or not.
you first.	How about both of us at the same time?
why don't you take off your clothes, mike?	You first.
no. are you crazy?	Why don't you take off your clothes, Mike?
so are you.  are you shaking?	No. Are you crazy?
you're a really good kisser.	So are you.  Are you shaking?
he's my friend, too.	You're a really good kisser.
listen. i feel pretty strange here. because mark really likes you, and he's my friend.	He's my friend, too.
are you really a virgin?	Come on...
i don't know. it's getting pretty late...	Are you really a virgin?
pick a suit.	I don't know. It's getting pretty late...
well...	Brad probably has some trunks you can borrow... I'm going to my room to change!
do you want to take a quick swim?	Well...
i know what i look like.	Do you want to take a quick swim?
aren't you curious to see how your class picture turned out?	I know what I look like.
i don't know.	Aren't you curious to see how your class picture turned out?
i guess the annuals are coming in pretty soon. are you going to get one?	I don't know.
sure. come on in.	I guess the annuals are coming in pretty soon. Are you going to get one?
do you have any ice tea?	Sure. Come on in.
you know mark ratner really likes you. you like him?	Mark is a really nice boy...
what a guy.	You know Mark Ratner really likes you. You like him?
sometimes i get a ride with my brother. but he usually works in the mornings, and then drives to school himself.	What a guy.
get a ride with somebody.	Sometimes I get a ride with my brother. But he usually works in the mornings, and then drives to school himself.
i can't wait until i can drive next year. i walk every day. it's such a drag.	Get a ride with somebody.
well, that's exactly why i brought some wisk for the jacuzzi.	O-kay, you guys can come swimming. But you have to leave as soon as my Mom gets home. Okay?
hey! we came over to help you with math homework!	Oh, really?
nice to meet you, stacy.	Nice to meet you.
yeah, well, i saw the movie. that must mean i'm sensitive too.	It's a way, Damone. It's a vibe. I put it out, and I have personally found that girls do respond.
lust for life. it's the story of vincent van gough.	Yeah, well, I saw the movie. That must mean I'm sensitive too.
what do you read? what's the last book you read?	Lust For Life. It's the story of Vincent Van Gough.
well, for one, i read. i don't watch as much television as you. i'm trying to feel things more. i'm learning a lot about people.	What do you read? What's the last book you read?
so what makes you so sensitive?	Well, for one, I read. I don't watch as much television as you. I'm trying to feel things more. I'm learning a lot about people.
sensitive is when you can tell how people feel without asking.	So what makes you so sensitive?
sensitive -- what is that?	Sensitive is when you can tell how people feel without asking.
and... you can only tell it's the right girl if you're sensitive.	Sensitive -- what is that?
whatever you say, rat.	And... you can only tell it's the right girl if you're sensitive.
the attitude, damone, is only good until you meet the right girl.	Whatever you say, Rat.
you're losing it, damone.	You're crazy. Those girls love me.
i always stick up for you. whenever people say 'aw, that damone is a loudmouth' -- and they say that a lot -- i say 'you just don't know damone.' when someone says you're an idiot, i tell them 'damone's not an idiot. you just don't know him.' well, you know, damone, maybe they do know you pretty good. and i'm just finding out.	Fine. Get lost.
jesus. i'm sorry.	I always stick up for you. Whenever people say 'Aw, that Damone is a loudmouth' -- and they say that a lot -- I say 'You just don't know Damone.' When someone says you're an idiot, I tell them 'Damone's not an idiot. You just don't know him.' Well, you know, Damone, maybe they do know you pretty good. And I'm just finding out.
hey fuck you damone. there's a lot of girls out there and you mess around with stacy. what have you got to prove?	Jesus. I'm sorry.
she wasn't really your girlfriend anyway.	Hey fuck you Damone. There's a lot of girls out there and you mess around with Stacy. What have you got to prove?
no damone. i don't understand.	She wasn't really your girlfriend anyway.
if you ask me, she's pretty aggressive. you understand what i'm saying?	No Damone. I don't understand.
no. i don't think so. not right now.	Chicken!
poor guy.	Really.
well, i've gotta be running.	Okay. See ya.
wow. i've been looking for that thing! hey, damone, have you met stacy hamilton? stacy, this is mike damone.	Well, I've gotta be running.
i come for the seafood. it's great! hey... you know what, mark? i found your wallet the other day. you want it back?	Wow. I've been looking for that thing! Hey, Damone, have you met Stacy Hamilton? Stacy, this is Mike Damone.
damone! you come here?	I come for the seafood. It's great! Hey... you know what, Mark? I found your wallet the other day. You want it back?
hey, mark. is that you?	Damone! You come here?
damone, are you there?	I'm really pretty busy...
no. it's too late. the food is coming and everything. damone, i've got to ask you this favor, and i'll never ask you for anything again in this lifetime or any other. will you please borrow your mom's car, go by my house, get my wallet, and meet me back here?	Damone, are you there?
did you go home and get it?	No. It's too late. The food is coming and everything. Damone, I've got to ask you this favor, and I'll never ask you for anything again in this lifetime or any other. Will you please borrow your mom's car, go by my house, get my wallet, and meet me back here?
it's happening right now. i'm here at the atlantis. everything's fine except... i left my wallet at home.	Did you go home and get it?
mark. what happened to your date?	It's happening right now. I'm here at the Atlantis. Everything's fine except... I left my wallet at home.
damone. it's mark.	Mark. What happened to your date?
yo.	Damone. It's Mark.
i think i've got it. once i get going, i'll be okay. but... how do i get started? i mean, i hardly know her.	You wuss. It's no problem. One person says something to the other and that's how it starts...
and that is how you talk to a girl, rat. voila. you can't miss.	I think I've got it. Once I get going, I'll be okay. But... how do I get started? I mean, I hardly know her.
okay. tell me. what's the five point plan?	All right. Pay attention.
what do you mean? men have died trying to obtain this information. i will give it to you for free.	Okay. Tell me. What's the Five Point Plan?
knock it off, damone. i need real help.	What do you mean? Men have died trying to obtain this information. I will give it to you for free.
yeah?	Ace the jacket.
hey, rat.	Yeah?
i hear they all dress like that at lincoln now.	There used to be three or four of those guys. Now we see 'em every time we come to the mall.
the business is changing, rat. i'll tell you, these kids today... they don't even listen to aerosmith.	I hear they all dress like that at Lincoln now.
that's the idea, rat. that's the attitude.	The Attitude? The Attitude dictates that you don't care if she comes, stays, lays or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. When you are the cruelest and the coolest... then you have The Attitude.
of course something happens. you put the vibe out to thirty million chicks, you know something's gonna happen.	That's the idea, Rat. That's The Attitude.
don't talk to her. let her know. use your face. use your body. use everything. this is what i do. i just sent out the vibe and i have personally found that... girls do respond. something happens.	Of course something happens. You put the vibe out to thirty million chicks, you know something's gonna happen.
you tell me, mike. what do i do?	Okay. Okay.  Here's what you do.
i can see it all now. this is going to be just like the girl you fell in love with at fotomat this summer. you bought forty bucks of fuckin' film and you never even talked to her.	You tell me, Mike. What do I do?
really?	I can see it all now. This is going to be just like the girl you fell in love with at Fotomat this summer. You bought forty bucks of fuckin' film and you never even talked to her.
i would. yeah.	Really?
well, what do you want me to do? go up to this strange girl in my biology class and say, 'hello! i'd like you to take your clothes off and jump on me?'	I would. Yeah.
it's never too soon! girls decide how far to let you go in the first five minutes.	Well, what do you want me to do? Go up to this strange girl in my biology class and say, 'Hello! I'd like you to take your clothes off and jump on me?'
no. it's too soon.	It's never too soon! Girls decide how far to let you go in the first five minutes.
did you get her name?	No. It's too soon.
no.	Did you get her name?
did you get her number?	No.
she's in my biology class.	Did you get her number?
all right... where did you see her?	She's in my biology class.
damone, you gotta listen to me.	All right... where did you see her?
it's definitely your mama.	Damone, you gotta listen to me.
what do you mean -- wuss? this girl is my exact type. it's her. definitely her.	It's definitely your mama.
you... are a wuss. part wimp. part pussy.	What do you mean -- wuss? This girl is my exact type. It's her. Definitely her.
do you ever look at those girls who work at swenson's? they're beautiful. and i have to stand out here and watch them six nights a week.	You should work for yourself.
okay. thanks a lot, linda.	And don't let them talk you into a diaphragm either.
not if you're over sixteen.	Okay. Thanks a lot, Linda.
and they don't call my parents?	Not if you're over sixteen.
all right, what you want to do is go to the free clinic and tell the doctor that you have sex regularly -- several times a week -- and that you need nornel one plus fifty's.	And they don't call my parents?
yes.	I'm Carrie Frazier from Toys 'R Us. Judy Hinton from May Company told me I could ask you something.
are you linda barrett?	Yes.
what's going through your mind right here, jeff? the danger of it all?	Merv, I'm thinking... I've only got about four good hours of surfing left before these little clowns from junior high start showing up with their boogie boards.
totally.	What's going through your mind right here, Jeff? The danger of it all?
are you going to ride that wave?	Totally.
that's me, merv.	Are you going to ride that wave?
who's that?	That's me, Merv.
fascinating.	Who's that?
merv, this is the action down at sunset cliffs at about six in the morning.	Fascinating.
well, it pretty much speaks for itself. peter, you want to run with it?	Merv, this is the action down at Sunset Cliffs at about six in the morning.
i hear you brought a film clip with you. do you want to set it up for us?	Well, it pretty much speaks for itself. Peter, you want to run with it?
i don't go at all.	I hear you brought a film clip with you. Do you want to set it up for us?
how often do you go?	I don't go at all.
school.  school is no problem. all you have to do is go to get the grades. and if you know something, all you have to do is go about half the time.	How often do you go?
i wanted to talk a little bit about school, if i could...	School.  School is no problem. All you have to do is go to get the grades. And if you know something, all you have to do is go about half the time.
seriously, merv, everything is great. i was thinking about picking up some hash this weekend, maybe going up to the mountains.	I wanted to talk a little bit about school, if I could...
i've been swimming, merv.	Seriously, Merv, everything is great. I was thinking about picking up some hash this weekend, maybe going up to the mountains.
i was going to say... your eyes look a little red.	I've been swimming, Merv.
outrageous, merv. nice to be here. i feel great.	I was going to say... your eyes look a little red.
how've you been?	Outrageous, Merv. Nice to be here. I feel great.
that's him! he did it!	Hey, mon, I don't know what your trip is, but...
will you just relax, mon? he's not gonna kill us. my father is a television repairman. he's got all kinds of tools. i can fix-this car.	You can't fix this car, Spicoli.
first he's gonna shit. and then he's gonna kill us.	Will you just relax, mon? He's not gonna kill us. My father is a television repairman. He's got all kinds of tools. I can fix-this car.
make up your mind. is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?	First he's gonna shit. And then he's gonna kill us.
my brother is gonna shit.	Make up your mind. Is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?
just be glad you're all right.	My brother is gonna shit.
my brother is going to kill us. he's gonna kill you and then he's gonna kill me. he's gonna kill us.	Just be glad you're all right.
we just missed the turnoff to the party.	You know the thing I love about Mustangs? The steering wheel.
my brother's car!	All right. Die, Granada Jocks!
they're fuckin' with us.	My brother's car!
it's a bunch of jocks in a granada!	They're fuckin' with us.
what the fuck is this guy doing?	This ain't no cop.
all right.	I like sex.
suzanne somers' tits.	All right.
naw. any good?	Suzanne Somers' tits.
seen the new playboy?	Naw. Any good?
then don't hassle it.	Seen the new Playboy?
he is.	Then don't hassle it.
i thought he was out of town.	He is.
hey, slow down. this is my brother's car.	I thought he was out of town.
there's a world of guys out there. i just wish i didn't have to date any of them.	Hey -- Doug Stallworth? It's his loss.
i can't believe it! but what about doug?	There's a world of guys out there. I just wish I didn't have to date any of them.
i didn't tell anyone i applied cause i never thought i'd make it.	I can't believe it! But what about Doug?
dartmouth?!	I didn't tell anyone I applied cause I never thought I'd make it.
well i might go to dartmouth.	Dartmouth?!
but what are you going to do?	Well I might go to Dartmouth.
yeah, like maybe never.	But what are you going to do?
sometime?	Yeah, like maybe never.
he says he's got to stay in chicago.  he says i should visit him sometimes.	Sometime?
not coming? what happened?	He says he's got to stay in Chicago.  He says I should visit him sometimes.
he's not coming.	Not coming? What happened?
where's doug?	He's not coming.
i want romance.	Romance in Ridgemont? We don't even get cable TV.
what do you want?	I want romance.
you know, linda. i've finally figured it out. it's not sex i want. anyone can have sex.	What do you want?
come on. there's lots of men around here. keep your eyes open.	You know, Linda. I've finally figured it out. It's not sex I want. Anyone can have sex.
another summer of working at swenson's.	Come on. There's lots of men around here. Keep your eyes open.
don't do anything, linda. i'd rather just forget about it. i don't even like the guy.	Stacy, he's not a guy.  He's a little prick!
there goes your stereo for another year. mike damone is a no-brain little prick. i'm not letting him get away with this.	Don't do anything, Linda. I'd rather just forget about it. I don't even like the guy.
i paid for it and everything.	There goes your stereo for another year. Mike Damone is a no-brain little prick. I'm not letting him get away with this.
that little prick.	I paid for it and everything.
then i called his house, and his mother told me he was in the garage helping his father.	That little prick.
that little prick.	Then I called his house, and his mother told me he was in the garage helping his father.
i really thought he would show up. i waited... and waited... and waited...	That little prick.
you didn't tell me that they can be so nice, so great... but then you sleep with them and they start acting like they're five years old.	You're right. I didn't tell you that.
what?	You didn't tell me that they can be so nice, so great... but then you sleep with them and they start acting like they're five years old.
you know, there's one thing you didn't tell me about guys.	What?
but it costs money to have an abortion. even at the free clinic. you tell damone to pay for it. it's the least he can do. it's the guy's responsibility too.	You know, there's one thing you didn't tell me about guys.
i'm not going to tell him. he's an asshole. i hate him.	But it costs money to have an abortion. Even at the Free Clinic. You tell Damone to pay for it. It's the least he can do. It's the guy's responsibility too.
of course it was damone. if it was ron johnson, you'd be out to here!	I'm not going to tell him. He's an asshole. I hate him.
it could be. i had a pregnancy test at the clinic. i'll find out monday. i guess it was damone.	Of course it was Damone. If it was Ron Johnson, you'd be out to here!
it couldn't be.	It could be. I had a pregnancy test at the clinic. I'll find out Monday. I guess it was Damone.
what do you think it is?	It couldn't be.
what do you think it is?	What do you think it is?
i don't know... i just don't feel right.	What do you think it is?
you have been acting very strange the last few weeks.	I don't know... I just don't feel right.
i don't know, i'm just so depressed. everything is just so... depressing.	You have been acting very strange the last few weeks.
god, stacy, it's not that sad. it's just david soul and ricardo montalban.	I don't know, I'm just so depressed. Everything is just so... depressing.
stacy! i've got water in my ears. do you have any q-tips?	God, I don't think so. Better look in the house.
god, he hardly even talks anymore.	I know. He hates to have to wear uniforms.
i didn't ask for any help. did you, linda?	No.
i think they're both virgins.	I didn't ask for any help. Did you, Linda?
what do you think?	I think they're both virgins.
what's doug do in chicago?	He works for the airline. He'll be out here. You'll meet him.
i don't know. thirty to forty minutes.	What's Doug do in Chicago?
how long does doug take?	I don't know. Thirty to forty minutes.
no. but it's a nice idea.	Listen to this... it says 'Most women derive pleasure from sex, but they don't have real orgasms.'
does that ever happen?	No. But it's a nice idea.
climax together.	Does that ever happen?
all right! here's another one. 'the most satisfactory lovemaking occurs when your mate climaxes first, you climax first, you and your mate climax together?'	Climax together.
you're right. probably penis, mouth and neck.	All right! Here's another one. 'The most satisfactory lovemaking occurs when your mate climaxes first, you climax first, you and your mate climax together?'
wouldn't penis and balls be the same category?	You're right. Probably penis, mouth and neck.
okay, penis, that's one, balls...	Wouldn't penis and balls be the same category?
listen to this... 'what are your mate's three most erogenous zones?'	Okay, penis, that's one, balls...
why don't you put your mother's secret book back?	Listen to this... 'What are your mate's three most erogenous zones?'
you really ought to look at this, linda. there's a drawing on every page... and all these quizzes. it's like school.	Why don't you put your mother's secret book back?
i sent a letter to doug today. i'll be so glad when he gets out here.	You really ought to look at this, Linda. There's a drawing on every page... and all these quizzes. It's like school.
oh, come on. what is he? fifteen?	Sixteen.
what do you think of that guy who works at the theatre? you know, mark ratner.	Oh, come on. What is he? Fifteen?
stacy. how many times do i have to tell you? you are really going to be beautiful... someday.	Thanks a lot.
i should quit this job. i'm going to get so fat working here... nobody will ever take me out.	Stacy. How many times do I have to tell you? You are really going to be beautiful... someday.
stacy. what does it matter? he's a stereo salesman. you want to marry him? you want to have kids with him? you want this guy to come home, fifty years old, and he's still got that little pacific stereo badge on? come on.	I should quit this job. I'm going to get so fat working here... nobody will ever take me out.
don't you think it meant anything to him. even if i am fifteen?	Stacy. What does it matter? He's a stereo salesman. You want to marry him? You want to have kids with him? You want this guy to come home, fifty years old, and he's still got that little Pacific Stereo badge on? Come on.
i guess ron hasn't called yet.	Not since November.
i think christmas brings out the worst in people.	I guess Ron hasn't called yet.
you've got to get used to working christmas. people are always screaming and yelling... then they get home and they're all christmasy.	I think Christmas brings out the worst in people.
if he ever calls again i'll say i'm eighteen.	Boy I am so glad to be through with all these games.
doug sees beyond that stuff to what the person inside is like. that's why i'm marrying him.	If he ever calls again I'll say I'm eighteen.
does doug care that you're seventeen?	Doug sees beyond that stuff to what the person inside is like. That's why I'm marrying him.
don't you dare, you'll never hear from him again.	Does Doug care that you're seventeen?
there... there's his car. i know he's at work tonight. he hasn't come into swenson's since he called my house. my mother told him i was still at high school, after i told him i was nineteen. i guess i should tell him i'm fifteen.	Don't you dare, you'll never hear from him again.
come on, linda. it's just sex.	Hey! That's my line!
so tell me, do you like ron? is it serious?	Come on, Linda. It's just sex.
it was nice.	So tell me, do you like Ron? Is it serious?
you'll always remember your first time.	It was nice.
it was okay.	You'll always remember your first time.
was it great?	It was okay.
just kidding. about 10cc.	Oh! That's where that group got its name from.
well i never did it.	There's nothing to it.
what's the big deal?	Well I never did it.
like, you know, giving blow jobs.	What's the big deal?
what variables?	Like, you know, giving blow jobs.
no there are variables that, like, i might not be good at.	What variables?
what do you mean 'better in bed.' you either do it or you don't.	No there are variables that, like, I might not be good at.
yeah but they look more sophisticated. you'd probably think they'd be better in bed.	What do you mean 'better in bed.' You either do it or you don't.
oh, give me a break, stacy. you're much prettier than them.	Yeah but they look more sophisticated. You'd probably think they'd be better in bed.
do you think guys find that attractive?	Oh, give me a break, Stacy. You're much prettier than them.
linda. that girl looks just like pat benatar.	I know.
no way! he just called him a dick.	God. People exaggerate so much at this school.
i hear some surfer pulled a knife on mr. hand this morning.	No way! He just called him a dick.
i can't believe i start high school tomorrow.	Believe it.
he was hot, wasn't he?	If I didn't have a fianc in Chicago, I'd go for it.
stacy, what are you waiting for? you're fifteen. i did it when i was thirteen. it's no huge thing. it's just sex. if you don't, one of the other girls will.	He was hot, wasn't he?
really?	Stacy, what are you waiting for? You're fifteen. I did it when I was thirteen. It's no huge thing. It's just sex. If you don't, one of the other girls will.
face it. with some guys you have to make the first move. a lot of guys are just... wussies.	Really?
i can't do that.	Face it. With some guys you have to make the first move. A lot of guys are just... wussies.
i called them. if i was sitting next to a guy and i wanted to sit closer, i'd sit closer. if i wanted to kiss him, i'd just do it. you want ron johnson? grab him.	I can't do that.
so what did you do?	I called them. If I was sitting next to a guy and I wanted to sit closer, I'd sit closer. If I wanted to kiss him, I'd just do it. You want Ron Johnson? Grab him.
listen, stace, you want to know about guys? i'll tell you. they're mostly chicken. before i met doug i chased after every guy i thought was cute. i thought if i gave out a vibe they'd get the message and call me up. well, guess what? they don't call.	So what did you do?
come on, linda, i haven't had a boyfriend all summer. you promised when i started working at the mall that my life would change... do you think he'll call this week?	Listen, Stace, you want to know about guys? I'll tell you. They're mostly chicken. Before I met Doug I chased after every guy I thought was cute. I thought if I gave out a vibe they'd get the message and call me up. Well, guess what? They don't call.
should we buy a frame for that?	Come on, Linda, I haven't had a boyfriend all summer. You promised when I started working at the mall that my life would change... Do you think he'll call this week?
he gave me his card.  'ron johnson, audio consultant.'	Should we buy a frame for that?
what should i do?	Just take his order, look him in the eye and if he says anything remotely funny, laugh a lot.
come on, stacy, it's your section and your man.	What should I do?
yeah, but i fucked up. you can take it. really.	Come on, Stacy, it's your section and your man.
don't you like him?	Yeah, but I fucked up. You can take it. Really.
how's it going.	Do you think that guy's cute?
aloha, mr. hand!	Aloha, Spicoli.
all right! oh, yeah!	Aloha, Mr. Hand!
don't worry, spicoli. you'll probably squeak by.	All right! Oh, yeah!
you're gonna flunk me?!	Don't worry, Spicoli. You'll probably squeak by.
if you graduate.	You're gonna flunk me?!
no way, mon. when i graduate u.s. history i ain't even coming over to your side of the building.	If you graduate.
well, you'll find out next year.	No way, mon. When I graduate U.S. history I ain't even coming over to your side of the building.
do you have a guy like me every year? a guy to... i don't know, make a show of. teach other kids lessons and stuff?	Well, you'll find out next year.
what's that?	Do you have a guy like me every year? A guy to... I don't know, make a show of. Teach other kids lessons and stuff?
hey, mr. hand, can i ask you a question?	What's that?
i think i've made my point with you tonight.	Hey, Mr. Hand, can I ask you a question?
hey, it's in my locker, mr. hand.	Well, then, I'm glad I remembered to bring an extra copy just for you.
now, mr. spicoli, comes a rare moment for me. now i have the unique pleasure of squaring our account. tonight, you and i are going to talk in great detail about the davis agreement, all the associated treaties, and the american revolution in particular. now if you can just turn to chapter 47 of lord of truth and liberty.	Hey, it's in my locker, Mr. Hand.
i don't know. i guess so.	Fine. You sit right here on your bed. I'll use the chair here.  As I explained to your parents just a moment ago, and to you many times since the very beginning of the school year -- I don't like to spend my time waiting for late students, or detention cases. I'd rather be preparing the lesson.
do you want to sit there, jeff?	I don't know. I guess so.
did i do something wrong, mr. hand?	Do you want to sit there, Jeff?
i'm afraid we've got some things to discuss here, jeff.	Did I do something wrong, Mr. Hand?
yeah. the graduation dance mr. hand. it's the last school event of the year.	I'm afraid we've got some things to discuss here, Jeff.
were you going somewhere tonight, jeff?	Yeah. The Graduation Dance Mr. Hand. It's the last school event of the year.
mr... mr. hand.	That's right, Jeff. Mind if I come in?
you better save some for me, you swine!	And you, my friend. I'll see you for a two-hour detention every afternoon this week.
mr. spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. you're causing a major disturbance in my class and on my time.	I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here... and you're here... doesn't that make it our time?
learning about cuba. having some food.	Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance in my class and on my time.
am i hallucinating here? just what in the hell do you think you're doing?	Learning about Cuba. Having some food.
food will be eaten on your time!  why are you continuously late for this class, mr. spicoli? why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?	I don't know.
i don't know, mon. the food lines took forever.	Food will be eaten on your time!  Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?
you mean, you couldn't? or you wouldn't?	I don't know, mon. The food lines took forever.
i couldn't make it in time.	You mean, you couldn't? Or you wouldn't?
thank you, desmond.  what's the reason for your truancy?	I couldn't make it in time.
hey! wait a minute! there's no birthday party for me here!	Thank you, Desmond.  What's the reason for your truancy?
yes.	Hey, bud. What's your problem?
you just ripped my card in two!	Yes.
that's the name they gave me.	You just ripped my card in two!
mr. spicoli?	That's the name they gave me.
can i come in?	Oh, please. I get so lonely when that third attendance bell rings and I don't see all my kids here.
really?	Can I come in?
this is u.s. history, right? i saw the globe in the window.	Really?
what class?	This is U.S. History, right? I saw the globe in the window.
yeah. i'm registered for this class.	What class?
is this your first time?	Yes.
no. i mean back to your home.	Is this your first time?
what about those other guys you live with?	No. I mean back to your home.
i think i better take you home.	What about those other guys you live with?
yes... i am really nineteen.	I think I better take you home.
are you really nineteen?	Yes... I am really nineteen.
it is. it's very warm. i wonder how long it will last?	Are you really nineteen?
it's very warm out tonight.	It is. It's very warm. I wonder how long it will last?
thanks. thanks a lot.	It's very warm out tonight.
that's a nice shirt.	Thanks. Thanks a lot.
all right, the point it is.	That's a nice shirt.
the point sounds fine.	All right, the point it is.
how about the point?	The point sounds fine.
i don't know. wherever you want.	How about the point?
where do you feel like going?	I don't know. Wherever you want.
thanks. so do you.	Where do you feel like going?
'the cuer-vo gold, the fi-ine columbian.'  you look nice tonight.	Thanks. So do you.
no problem.	'The Cuer-vo Gold, the fi-ine Columbian.'  You look nice tonight.
thanks for picking me up.	No problem.
what can i get for you tonight.	How about your phone number?
i know, everyone says that.	What can I get for you tonight.
you look like you could still be in high school.	I know, everyone says that.
well, i don't know, i may be doing some traveling this summer. i don't know how much i'll be around...  but i'll give you a call sometime.	I'd like that.
yeah. i want you to have this picture, so you won't forget what i look like. and so you'll remember to call me over the summer.	Well, I don't know, I may be doing some traveling this summer. I don't know how much I'll be around...  But I'll give you a call sometime.
really?	Yeah. I want you to have this picture, so you won't forget what I look like. And so you'll remember to call me over the summer.
i know everybody says it, but i really mean it.	Really?
yeah? about fifty people i didn't know wrote that in my annual.	I know everybody says it, but I really mean it.
i'm fine. mark, i'm so glad you came over here because i want you to know something. i just thought i would tell you that i really enjoyed getting to know you this year.	Yeah? About fifty people I didn't know wrote that in my annual.
hi, stacy. how are you?	I'm fine. Mark, I'm so glad you came over here because I want you to know something. I just thought I would tell you that I really enjoyed getting to know you this year.
hi, mark.	Hi, Stacy. How are you?
what about the notes?	I'll get you the notes.
nobody noticed. don't worry about it. we'll just stay out here until everyone comes out, we'll blend back in.	What about the notes?
i made a fool of myself.	Nobody noticed. Don't worry about it. We'll just stay out here until everyone comes out, we'll blend back in.
john bonham. the drummer for led zeppelin. he died a couple years ago. every birthday he stays home and plays everything john bonham ever recorded. it's like his own holiday.	Oh. I see.
john bonham?	John Bonham. The drummer for Led Zeppelin. He died a couple years ago. Every birthday he stays home and plays everything John Bonham ever recorded. It's like his own holiday.
it's john bonham's birthday.	John Bonham?
what's april 16th?	It's John Bonham's birthday.
today's april 16th. damone never comes to school on april 16th.	What's April 16th?
where's mike today?	Today's April 16th. Damone never comes to school on April 16th.
do you really have to go?	Well... it's getting kind of late.
...i've got to go home.	Do you really have to go?
this is me in the eighth grade. did you have mr. deegan?	Oh, yeah. I had Mr. Deegan.
sure.	This is me in the eighth grade. Did you have Mr. Deegan?
do you want to see some pictures? i kept a lot of scrapbooks and pictures and stuff from junior high. how stupid, right?	Sure.
i don't know.	Do you want to see some pictures? I kept a lot of scrapbooks and pictures and stuff from junior high. How stupid, right?
thanks. so...  what do you want to do?	I don't know.
so... pretty nice house you've got here.	Thanks. So...  What do you want to do?
well, i'm going to change real quick. i hope you don't mind.	Naw. I don't mind.
no. that's okay.	Well, I'm going to change real quick. I hope you don't mind.
i don't know. probably out. want something to drink?	No. That's okay.
where's your brother?	I don't know. Probably out. Want something to drink?
okay. sure. i'll come in.	Where's your brother?
no, they're away for the weekend. brad and i are watching the house.	Okay. Sure. I'll come in.
aren't your parents asleep?	No, they're away for the weekend. Brad and I are watching the house.
do you want to come inside?	Aren't your parents asleep?
i never thought it would happen at the atlantis. jeez.	Do you want to come inside?
me, too. i'm real sorry someone broke in and stole your tape deck.	I never thought it would happen at The Atlantis. Jeez.
i had a really nice time tonight.	Me, too. I'm real sorry someone broke in and stole your tape deck.
sure. i'll... have another coke.	Two more Cokes.
do you mind if i excuse myself for a moment?	Not at all.
oh yeah.	Do you mind if I excuse myself for a moment?
are you all right?	Oh yeah.
excellent.	Are you all right?
i think i'll have the seafood salad special.	Excellent.
do you know what you want?	I think I'll have the Seafood Salad Special.
i've heard that, too.	Do you know what you want?
joey at cinema four said this is a pretty good restaurant.	I've heard that, too.
yeah. she is pretty good.	Joey at Cinema Four said this is a pretty good restaurant.
yeah. she is pretty good.	Yeah. She is pretty good.
do you have mrs. george for english?	Yeah. She is pretty good.
yeah. it's my sister's.	Do you have Mrs. George for English?
this is a nice car.	Yeah. It's my sister's.
sure thing.	This is a nice car.
thanks for coming to get me.	Sure thing.
do you have a pen? this one's out of ink.	Oh... yes.
my other question is... can-i-have your-phone-number-so-i-can-ask-you out-sometime?	Do you have a pen? This one's out of ink.
what's your other question?	My other question is... can-I-have your-phone-number-so-I-can-ask-you out-sometime?
you keep them.	We keep them, in case the people come back.
we keep them.	You keep them.
what do you do with the jackets people leave here?	We keep them.
are you sure there's nothing else i can bring you?	I'll have one more Coke... Do you want another Coke, Stacy?
two cokes.	Okay. Thanks.
anything to drink?	Two Cokes.
well... sure.  she will have the seafood salad special. and i will have... the same.	Anything to drink?
are you ready to order here?	Well... sure.  She will have the Seafood Salad Special. And I will have... the same.
what? ah... yes, yes, i see what you mean... yes... so, you'll be responsible then?	Of course. And now I have to get back to the news. Send up some ice.
don't worry. you're protected. just treat this poor woman like you'd treat any other human being in trouble.	What? Ah... yes, yes, I see what you mean... Yes... so, you'll be responsible then?
well, certainly... we're always happy to cooperate with the police...	Don't worry. You're protected. Just treat this poor woman like you'd treat any other human being in trouble.
look, you want to be gentle with that woman if she ever calls again. we're watching her very carefully... this woman has been into laudanum. it's a controlled experiment, but i suspect we'll need your cooperation before this thing is over.	Well, certainly... We're always happy to cooperate with the police...
well, uh. she didn't say mr. duke. but since i know you're here with the police convention...	Look, you want to be gentle with that woman if she ever calls again. We're watching her very carefully... this woman has been into laudanum. It's a controlled experiment, but I suspect we'll need your cooperation before this thing is over.
crying? why was she crying?	Well, uh. She didn't say Mr. Duke. But since I know you're here with the Police Convention...
the woman who left that message for you sounded very disturbed. i think she was crying...	Crying? Why was she crying?
tell me. what do you want?	The woman who left that message for you sounded very disturbed. I think she was crying...
oh... yes... yes... this terrible war. when will it end?	Tell me. What do you want?
in vietnam! on the goddamn television!	Oh... yes... yes... This terrible war. When will it end?
killed?	IN VIETNAM! ON THE GODDAMN TELEVISION!
what?  what was that crazy bitch said to him?  there's a war on, man! people are being killed!	Killed?
mr. duke? hello, mr. duke, i'm sorry we were cut off a moment ago... i thought i should call again, because i was wondering...	WHAT?  What was that crazy bitch said to him?  There's a war on, man! People are being killed!
ah, yes. mr. duke? you have one message: "call lucy at the americana hotel, room 1600."	Holy shit!
what's the message? my light is blinking.	Ah, yes. Mr. Duke? You have one message: "Call Lucy at the Americana Hotel, room 1600."
don't worry about a thing, sir. just enjoy your stay.	Well, thank you.
oh, and could i get a quart of wild turkey, two fifths of baccardi, and a night's worth of ice delivered to my room, please?	Don't worry about a thing, sir. Just enjoy your stay.
my bags are out there in that white cadillac convertible. can you have someone drive it around to the room?	Oh, and could I get a quart of Wild Turkey, two fifths of Baccardi, and a night's worth of ice delivered to my room, please?
certainly, mr. duke!	My bags are out there in that white Cadillac convertible. Can you have someone drive it around to the room?
of course, i could hear what the clerk was really saying...	Listen, you fuzzy little shithead -- I've been fucked around, in my time, by a fairly good cross-section of mean-tempered rule-crazy cops and now it's MY turn. "Fuck you, officer, I'm in charge here, and I'm telling you we don't have room for you."
let's have lunch!	Righto!
not for me.	Let's have lunch!
there's no hurry! the race is over!	Not for me.
look. that telegram was all scrambled. it was actually from thompson, not to him. western union must have gotten the names reversed. i have to get going. i have to get out to the track.	There's no hurry! The race is over!
but he will be available? perhaps later this morning?	Look. That telegram was all scrambled. It was actually from Thompson, not to him. Western Union must have gotten the names reversed. I have to get going. I have to get out to the track.
of course. but if i were you, i'd leave the doctor alone until after he's eaten breakfast. he's a very crude man.	But he will be available? Perhaps later this morning?
well... the manager, mr. heem, would like to meet him. nothing unusual. mr. heem likes to meet all our large accounts... put them on a personal basis... just a chat and a handshake, you understand.	Of course. But if I were you, I'd leave the Doctor alone until after he's eaten breakfast. He's a very crude man.
awake? what do you mean?	Well... the manager, Mr. Heem, would like to meet him. Nothing unusual. Mr. Heem likes to meet all our large accounts... put them on a personal basis... just a chat and a handshake, you understand.
tell me. when will the doctor be awake?	Awake? What do you mean?
you did the right thing. never try to understand a press message. about half the time we use codes -- especially with dr. gonzo.	Tell me. When will the doctor be awake?
what confused us was dr. gonzo's signature on the telegram from los angeles. when we knew he was right here in the hotel.	You did the right thing. Never try to understand a press message. About half the time we use codes -- especially with Dr. Gonzo.
he is. don't worry, i'll get it to him.	What confused us was Dr. Gonzo's signature on the telegram from Los Angeles. When we knew he was right here in the hotel.
i checked the register for this man thompson. we don't show him but i figured he might be part of your team.	He is. Don't worry, I'll get it to him.
yes... it makes sense.	I checked the register for this man Thompson. We don't show him but I figured he might be part of your team.
sir?  this telegram came for you. actually, it isn't for you. it's for somebody named thompson, but it says 'care of raoul duke'. does that make sense?	Yes... It makes sense.
dobermans don't talk.	What?
hell, no. we'd never hear the goddamn end of it.	Dobermans don't talk.
cut their goddamn heads off. every one of them. that's what we're doing in california.	WHAT?
naked!?	Naked.
naw! that's science fiction stuff!	Not where we operate.
they're everywhere. nobody's safe. and sure as hell not in the south. they like warm weather... you'd never believe it. in l.a. it's out of control. first it was drugs, now it's witchcraft.	Witchcraft? Shit, you can't mean it!
you're another one of these california boys. your friend here's been tellin' us about dope fiends.	They're everywhere. Nobody's safe. And sure as hell not in the South. They like warm weather... You'd never believe it. In L.A. it's out of control. First it was drugs, now it's witchcraft.
rum and ice, please.	You're another one of these California boys. Your friend here's been tellin' us about dope fiends.
what do you mean by that?	You know what I mean. We've done it before and we can damn well do it again!
you're going to need to take the bull by the horns -- go to the mat with this scum.	What do you mean by that?
hell, i really hate to hear this. because everything that happens in california seems to get down our way, sooner or later. mostly atlanta. but that was back when the goddamn bastards were peaceful. all we had to do was to keep 'em under surveillance. they didn't roam around much... but now jesus, it seems nobody's safe.	You're going to need to take the bull by the horns -- go to the mat with this scum.
really?	That's how he got so big. When he quit the Marines he was just a little guy.
he wanted the pineal gland.	Really?
naw! not a major.	He wanted the pineal gland.
we know where he lives, but we can't get near the house.	Naw! Not a major.
a major!	We know where he lives, but we can't get near the house.
yeh. the big guy used to be a major in the marines.	A major!
do? jesus christ, man. they chopped her goddamn head off right there in the parking lot! then they cut all kinds of holes in her head and sucked out the blood!	And nobody did anything?
what happened? what did they do to her?	Do? Jesus Christ, man. They chopped her goddamn head off right there in the parking lot! Then they cut all kinds of holes in her head and sucked out the blood!
they'll climb right into your bedroom and sit on your chest with big bowie knives. they might even sit on your wife's chest. put the blade right down on her throat.	Not down in my parts.
naw!	They'll climb right into your bedroom and sit on your chest with big Bowie knives. They might even sit on your wife's chest. Put the blade right down on her throat.
you will. one of these nights you'll wake up and find a junkie tearing your bedroom apart.	Naw!
i'm a whiskey man myself. we don't have much trouble from drugs where i come from...	You will. One of these nights you'll wake up and find a junkie tearing your bedroom apart.
this is my granddaughter...	Don't worry...  ...and I'm actually the District Attorney from Ignoto County.  Just another good American like yourself.
oh, my god!...	This is my granddaughter...
that's a fine combination. you can't lose.	Oh, my God!...
i know. i'm a triple scorpio.	That's a fine combination. You can't lose.
a great town, that vegas. i bet you had good luck there. you're the type.	I know. I'm a triple Scorpio.
las vegas.	A great town, that Vegas. I bet you had good luck there. You're the type.
where ya comin' from, young man?	Las Vegas.
thanks for the ride. thanks a lot. i like you guys. don't worry about me.	Wait a minute! Come back and have a beer!
what?	Never mind. Let's get right to the heart of this thing. Twenty-four hours ago we were sitting in the Pogo Lounge of the Beverly Wills Hotel...
i didn't think so. because in spite of his race, this man is extremely valuable to me. hell, i forgot all about this beer. you want one?  how about some ether?	What?
hell, no!	I didn't think so. Because in spite of his race, this man is extremely valuable to me. Hell, I forgot all about this beer. You want one?  How about some ether?
i want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney! he's not just some dingbat i found on the strip. he's a foreigner. i think he's probably samoan. but it doesn't matter, does it? are you prejudiced?	Hell, no!
don't take any guff from those swine. remember, if you have any trouble you can always send a telegram to the right people.	Yeah... Explaining my Position. Some asshole wrote a poem about that once...
ridiculous! just say you were hitchhiking to the airport and i picked you up. you never saw me before. shit, this town is full of white cadillac convertibles. i plan to go through there so fast that nobody will even glimpse the goddamn license plate. you ready?	Why not? But for Christ's sake, just do it fast!
no! i can't get out! they'll crucify me. i'll have to take the blame!	Ridiculous! Just say you were hitchhiking to the airport and I picked you up. You never saw me before. Shit, this town is full of white Cadillac convertibles. I plan to go through there so fast that nobody will even glimpse the goddamn license plate. You ready?
the airport is over there!	Never missed a plane yet.
what are you doing? you were supposed to turn back there!	We had abused every rule that Vegas lived by -- burning the locals, abusing the tourists, terrifying the help. The only chance now, I felt, was the possibility that we'd gone to such excess that nobody in the position to bring the hammer down on us could possibility believe it.
how much is the lemon meringue pie?	Her eyes were turgid with fear, but her brain was functioning on some basic motor survival level.
i was stupid with shock -- not knowing whether to run or start laughing.	How much is the lemon meringue pie?
there was nothing in the atmosphere of the north star to put me on my guard...	Two glasses of ice water with ice.
fuck the car. they should make these things with a goddamn fm radio.	Yeh... This foreign made crap -- is sucking our dollar balance dry!
alright, alice... you'll be contacted by inspector rock. arthur rock. he'll be posing as a politician.	Inspector Rock will pay you. In cash. A thousand dollars on the ninth of every month.
i think we should put her on the payroll. see what she comes up with.	Do you think you can handle it?
so do we, lady.	I think we should put her on the payroll. See what she comes up with.
man i'll try about anything; but i'd never touch a pineal gland.	FINISH THE FUCKING STORY! What happened?! What about the glands?
yes!	...then you'd notice about six huge hairy tits swelling up on your back...
...grow claws... bleeding warts.	Yes!
right!	...grow claws... bleeding warts.
man, your head would swell up like a watermelon, you'd probably gain about a hundred pounds in two hours...	Right!
sure. that's a good idea. one whiff of that shit would turn you into something out of a goddamn medical encyclopedia.	Man, your head would swell up like a watermelon, you'd probably gain about a hundred pounds in two hours...
extract of pineal!	Sure. That's a good idea. One whiff of that shit would turn you into something out of a goddamn medical encyclopedia.
some of what?	Extract of pineal!
why not? we should get some of that. just eat a big handful and see what happens.	Some of what?
i know, but the guy didn't have any cash to pay me. he's one of these satanism freaks. he offered me human blood -- said it would take me higher than i've ever been in my life.  i thought he was kidding, so i told him i'd just as soon have an ounce or so of pure adrenochrome -- or maybe just a fresh adrenaline gland to chew on.	I could already feel the stuff working on me -- the first wave felt like a combination of mescaline and methedrine -- maybe I should take a swim, I thought...
jesus... what kind of monster client have you picked up this time? there's only one source for this stuff -- the adrenaline gland from a living human body!	I know, but the guy didn't have any cash to pay me. He's one of these Satanism freaks. He offered me human blood -- said it would take me higher than I've ever been in my life.  I thought he was kidding, so I told him I'd just as soon have an ounce or so of pure adrenochrome -- or maybe just a fresh adrenaline gland to chew on.
never mind, it's absolutely pure.	Jesus... what kind of monster client have you picked up this time? There's only one source for this stuff -- the adrenaline gland from a living human body!
where'd you get this?	Never mind, it's absolutely pure.
i remember slumping on the bed, his performance had given me a bad jolt. for a moment i thought his mind had snapped -- that he actually believed he was being attacked by invisible enemies. but the room was quiet again.	Where'd you get this?
hi, lucy?  yeah, it's me. i got your message... what? hell, no, i taught the bastard a lesson he'll never forget... what?  no, not dead, but he won't be bothering anybody for a while. yeah. i left him out there, i stomped him, then pulled all his teeth out...	I remember thinking, "Jesus, what a terrible thing to lay on somebody with a head full of acid."
adrenochrome...	Hi, Lucy?  Yeah, it's me. I got your message... what? Hell, no, I taught the bastard a lesson he'll never forget... what?  No, not dead, but he won't be bothering anybody for a while. Yeah. I left him out there, I stomped him, then pulled all his teeth out...
you won't need much. just a little tiny taste, that stuff makes pure mescaline seem like ginger-beer. adrenochrome.	Adrenochrome...
what is this?	You won't need much. Just a little tiny taste, that stuff makes pure mescaline seem like ginger-beer. Adrenochrome.
relax. let me handle this.  you'd make a piss-poor lawyer... room 1600, please.  as your attorney, i advise you not to worry.  take a hit out of that little brown bottle in my shaving kit.	What is this?
it's gone too far.	Relax. Let me handle this.  You'd make a piss-poor lawyer... Room 1600, please.  As your attorney, I advise you not to worry.  Take a hit out of that little brown bottle in my shaving kit.
ok, goddamnit!... look... i'll call her. i'll get her off our backs. you're right. she's my problem.	It's gone too far.
me?	She really flipped over you. The only way I could get rid of her was by saying you were taking me out to the desert for a showdown -- that you wanted me out of the way so you could have her all to yourself.  I guess she figures you won. That phone message wasn't for me, was it?
no, she's looking for you.	Me?
lucy is looking for you.	No, she's looking for you.
good work.  they'll treat us like goddamn lepers after that.	Lucy is looking for you.
sometimes it's easier to just rip out the backstraps.	They'll fight like hell if you try to take the head without the dogs.
sure. it's all on the q.t., but everybody who matters is with us all the way down the line.	We keep it quiet. It's not the kind of thing you'd want to talk about upstairs. Not with the press around.
what's wrong with you? hell, somebody has to do it.	Hurry up with those drinks. We're thirsty. Only two rums. Make mine a Bloody Mary.
yeh, naked!... except for the weapons.	They were all veterans.
like big lizards.	...and every one of them stacked naked...
they just ran back out into death valley -- you know, where manson turned up...	Like big lizards.
what could they do? the guy that took the head was about six-seven, and maybe three-hundred pounds. he was packing two lugers, and the others had m-16s.	They just ran back out into Death Valley -- you know, where Manson turned up...
hell, in malibu alone, these goddamn satan worshippers kill six or eight people every day. all they want is the blood. they'll take people right off the street if they have to.	Just the other day we had a case where they grabbed a girl right out of a McDonald's hamburger stand. She was a waitress, about sixteen years old... with a lot of people watching, too!
read the newspapers.	Man, you don't know trouble until you have to face down a bunch of these addicts gone crazy for human sacrifice!
this is a fucking nightmare.	Right. Sure as hell some dope-dealing bomb freak is going to recognize you and put the word out that you're partying with a thousand cops.
don't mention that word around here. you'll get them excited.	This is a fucking nightmare.
man, i know these people in my goddamn blood!	Don't mention that word around here. You'll get them excited.
they're actually nice people when you get to know them.	Man, I know these people in my goddamn blood!
i saw these bastards in easy rider, but i didn't believe they were real. not like this. not hundreds of them!	They're actually nice people when you get to know them.
maybe we should take it easy tonight.	Right. Let's find a good seafood restaurant and eat some red salmon. I feel a powerful lust for red salmon...
as your attorney, i advise you to tell me where you put the goddamn mescaline.	Maybe we should take it easy tonight.
that's good. you can't be subtle in this town.	As your attorney, I advise you to tell me where you put the goddamn mescaline.
i gave the cabbie an extra ten bucks to make sure she gets there safe. also, i told him i'd be there myself in an hour, and if she wasn't, i'd come back out here and rip his lungs out.	That's good. You can't be subtle in this town.
okay, lucy, it's time to go meet barbra...	I felt like a Nazi, but it had to be done.
it just occurred to me, that she has no witnesses. anything that she says about us is completely worthless.	Us?
what?... what kind of goddamn monster are you?	It just occurred to me, that she has no witnesses. Anything that she says about us is completely worthless.
we have to cut her loose. she's got two hundred dollars. and we can always call the cops up there in montana, where she lives, and turn her in.	What?... What kind of goddamn monster are you?
the only alternative was to take her out to the desert and feed her remains to the lizards. but, it seemed a bit heavy for the thing we were trying to protect: my attorney.	We have to cut her loose. She's got two hundred dollars. And we can always call the cops up there in Montana, where she lives, and turn her in.
no! i felt sorry for the girl, i wanted to help her!	You'll go straight to the gas chamber. And even if you manage to beat that, they'll send you back to Nevada for Rape and Consentual Sodomy. She's got to go.
in a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into a towering jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel samoan who fed her liquor and lsd, dragged her to a vegas hotel room and savagely penetrated every orifice in her body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member.	NO! I felt sorry for the girl, I wanted to help her!
you filthy bastard. i should cave your fucking head in.	In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into a towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and savagely penetrated every orifice in her body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member.
i figure she can do about four at a time. christ, if we keep her full of acid that's more like two grand a day. maybe three.	You filthy bastard. I should cave your fucking head in.
no! stop talking like that.	I figure she can do about four at a time. Christ, if we keep her full of acid that's more like two grand a day. Maybe three.
it's straight economics. this girl is a god-send. shit, she can make us a grand a day.	NO! Stop talking like that.
jesus christ. i knew you were sick but i never expected to hear you actually say that kind of stuff.	It's straight economics. This girl is a god-send. Shit, she can make us a grand a day.
she's perfect for this gig. these cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. we can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her... hell she's strong; she'll hold her own.	Jesus Christ. I knew you were sick but I never expected to hear you actually say that kind of stuff.
listen, she's running away from home for something like the fifth time in six months. it's terrible.	She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these pigs loose on her... Hell she's strong; she'll hold her own.
well... it'll probably work out. we can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention.	Listen, she's running away from home for something like the fifth time in six months. It's terrible.
shit. i met her on the plane and i had all that acid.  you know, those little blue barrels. i gave her a cap before i realized... she's a religious freak... jesus, she's never even had a drink.	Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention.
lucy.	Shit. I met her on the plane and I had all that acid.  You know, those little blue barrels. I gave her a cap before I realized... she's a religious freak... Jesus, she's never even had a drink.
plans?	Lucy.
well? what are your plans?	Plans?
you degenerate pig!	It can't be helped. This is Lucy.  You know -- like "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."
what? fuck telegrams. i'm in trouble. you worthless bastard. i'll cripple your ass for this! all that shit in the car is yours! you understand that? when i finish testifying out here you'll be disbarred!	You're supposed to be in Vegas. We have a suite at the Flamingo. I was just about to leave for the airport.
what are you doing in baker? didn't you get my telegram?	What? Fuck telegrams. I'm in trouble. You worthless bastard. I'll cripple your ass for this! All that shit in the car is yours! You understand that? When I finish testifying out here you'll be disbarred!
you bastard! i need a lawyer immediately!	What are you doing in Baker? Didn't you get my telegram?
there's no choice. i wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid and wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife!	Who said anything about slicing you up? I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead. Nothing serious.
the cops?	There's no choice. I wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid and wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife!
why not? hell, just a minute ago, you were asking me to kill you! and now you want to kill me! what i should do, goddamnit, is call the police!	The cops?
you cheap honky sonofabitch...	Why not? Hell, just a minute ago, you were asking me to kill you! And now you want to kill me! What I should do, goddamnit, is call the police!
why worry? you'll like it. nothing in the world like a mace high. forty- five minutes on your knees with the dry heaves...	You cheap honky sonofabitch...
you bastard! you'd do that, wouldn't you?	Why worry? You'll like it. Nothing in the world like a Mace high. Forty- five minutes on your knees with the dry heaves...
fuck yes. i was beginning to think i was going to have to go out and get one of the goddamn maids to do it.	Are you ready?
jesus.	Do it! I want to get HIGHER!
bullshit! don't make me use this.	Jesus.
not me. it would blast you through the wall -- stone dead in ten seconds and they'd make me explain it!	BULLSHIT! Don't make me use this.
back the tape up. i need it again! let it roll! just as high as the fucker can go! and when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, i want you to throw that fucking radio into the tub with me!	Not me. It would blast you through the wall -- stone dead in ten seconds and they'd make me explain it!
don't touch it! get back in that tub!	Back the tape up. I need it again! Let it roll! Just as high as the fucker can go! And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT FUCKING RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME!
i want that fucking radio!	Don't touch it! Get back in that tub!
how about a check?	Whatever's right.
of course, i'm your attorney, i'll give you all the time you need, at my normal rates: $45 an hour -- but you'll be wanting a cushion, so, why don't you just lay one of those $100 bills down there beside the radio, and fuck off?	How about a check?
ok. but do me one last favor, will you. can you give me two hours? that's all i ask -- just two hours to sleep before tomorrow. i suspect it's going to be a very difficult day.	Of course, I'm your attorney, I'll give you all the time you need, at my normal rates: $45 an hour -- but you'll be wanting a cushion, so, why don't you just lay one of those $100 bills down there beside the radio, and fuck off?
i dig my own graves. green water and the white rabbit. put it on.	OK. But do me one last favor, will you. Can you give me two hours? That's all I ask -- just two hours to sleep before tomorrow. I suspect it's going to be a very difficult day.
you're doomed. i'm leaving here in two hours and then they're going to come up here and beat the mortal shit out of you with big saps. right there in that tub.	I dig my own graves. Green water and the White Rabbit. Put it on.
jefferson airplane. "white rabbit." i want a rising sound.	You're doomed. I'm leaving here in two hours and then they're going to come up here and beat the mortal shit out of you with big saps. Right there in that tub.
what tape?	Jefferson Airplane. "White Rabbit." I want a rising sound.
music! turn it up. put that tape on.	What tape?
you evil son of a bitch. you better hope there's some thorazine in that bag, because if there's not, you're in bad trouble.	Music! Turn it up. Put that tape on.
have you made a deal with him? did you put him on to her?	Look you better put that blade away and get your head straight. I have to put the car in the lot.
what limes?	They didn't have any. They don't grow in the desert.
room service sent it up. i wanted something to cut the limes.	What limes?
where'd you get that knife?	Room service sent it up. I wanted something to cut the limes.
that's right, laugh about it! you goddamn honkies are all the same!	Where'd you get that knife?
that little blonde groupie with the film crew? you think he sodomized her?	That's right, laugh about it! You goddamn honkies are all the same!
that dirty bastard! i knew it! he's got hold of my woman!	That little blonde groupie with the film crew? You think he sodomized her?
he told me he was turning in early...	That dirty bastard! I knew it! He's got hold of my woman!
don't kid yourself. that portuguese son of a bitch is dangerous. he's watching us like a hawk.	He told me he was turning in early...
no, we should leave the poor bastard alone. i get the feeling that he's avoiding us for some reason.	Don't kid yourself. That Portuguese son of a bitch is dangerous. He's watching us like a hawk.
let's go up there and blast him out of bed with the fire hose.	No, we should leave the poor bastard alone. I get the feeling that he's avoiding us for some reason.
what for?	Let's go up there and blast him out of bed with the fire hose.
yeah... i thought we might need it...	What for?
don't run. they'd like any excuse to shoot us.	You drive! I think there's something wrong with me.
don't go near that elevator. that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.	Don't run. They'd like any excuse to shoot us.
good god! let's get out of here! where's the elevator?	Don't go near that elevator. That's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.
probably the bartender. he wanted to stomp you for what you said to the waitress.	Good God! Let's get out of here! Where's the elevator?
did you see that? some sonofabitch kicked me in the back.	Probably the bartender. He wanted to stomp you for what you said to the waitress.
when does this thing stop?	It won't stop. It's not ever going to stop.
ok. lets pay this bill and get up very slowly. it's going to be a long walk.	Do they pay you to screw that bear?
i want to leave fast.	OK. Lets pay this bill and get up very slowly. It's going to be a long walk.
that depends on how many people we fuck with between here and the door.	I want to leave fast.
can we make it?	That depends on how many people we fuck with between here and the door.
ok. i'll lend you some money. let's go outside and see how much we have left.	Can we make it?
no. this is serious. one more hour in this town and i'll kill somebody!	OK. I'll lend you some money. Let's go outside and see how much we have left.
calm down. you'll be straight in a few hours.	No. This is serious. One more hour in this town and I'll kill somebody!
yes. leave the country. tonight.	Calm down. You'll be straight in a few hours.
go?	Yes. Leave the country. Tonight.
i have to go.	GO?
not much. why?	I have to go.
please, don't tell me those things... not now.  this is my last drink. how much money can you lend me?	Not much. Why?
look over there. two women fucking a polar bear.	Please, don't tell me those things... Not now.  This is my last drink. How much money can you lend me?
that's what gives me the fear.	Look over there. Two women fucking a Polar Bear.
nonsense. we came here to find the american dream, and now we're right in the vortex you want to quit. you must realize that we've found the main nerve.	That's what gives me The Fear.
i hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. i think i'm getting the fear.	Nonsense. We came here to find the American Dream, and now we're right in the vortex you want to quit. You must realize that we've found the Main Nerve.
dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine. watch out!... why money? my name is brinks; i was born... born?	Get sheep over side... women and children to armored car... orders from Captain Zeep.
some angry rotarian shoves you and you think: what's happening here? what's going on? then you hear yourself mumbling.	Dogs fucked the Pope, no fault of mine. Watch out!... Why money? My name is Brinks; I was born... Born?
this is the place. they'll never fuck with us here.	Where's the ether? This mescaline isn't working.
did the mescaline just kick in? or was that debbie reynolds in a silver afro wig?!	We wandered into a fucking time capsule!
jesus creeping shit!	Did the mescaline just kick in? Or was that Debbie Reynolds in a silver Afro wig?!
holy shit! they almost had us there! that was quick thinking.	What do you expect? I'm your attorney. You owe me five bucks. I want it now.
why?	Why what?
look, what are we doing here? are we here to entertain ourselves, or to do the job?	To do the job, of course. Here we go... a Crab Louie and quart of muscatel for twenty dollars!
how about "nickel nick's slot arcade?" "hot slots," that sounds heavy. twenty- nine cent hotdogs...	Look, what are we doing here? Are we here to entertain ourselves, or to do the job?
total control now. tooling along the main drag on a saturday night in vegas, two good old boys in a fire apple red convertible... stoned, ripped, twisted... good people!	How about "Nickel Nick's Slot Arcade?" "Hot Slots," that sounds heavy. Twenty- nine cent hotdogs...
i think he's lying to us. i could see it in his eyes.	They'll probably have a big net for us when we show up.
that's good...	I think he's lying to us. I could see it in his eyes.
what are you talking about?	You bastard! They'll never let us back in that place. I leave you alone for three minutes and you start waving that goddamn marlin spike around -- yelling about reptiles! You scared the shit out of those people! They were ready to call the cops. Hell, the only reason they gave us press passes was to get you out of there...
shoot it.	Not yet. I want to study its habits.
that's the press table. where you have to sign in for our credentials. shit, let's get it over with. you handle that, and i'll check on the room.	No, no. Don't leave me!
i just went upstairs to see this man lacerda. i told him i knew what he was up to...  he says he's a photographer! but when i mentioned savage henry he freaked! he knows we're onto him!	But what about our room? And the golf shoes?
if you think we're in trouble now wait until you see what's happening in the elevators.	I just went upstairs to see this man Lacerda. I told him I knew what he was up to...  He says he's a photographer! But when I mentioned Savage Henry he freaked! He knows we're onto him!
i was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo. and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things! it won't be long before they tear us to shreds!	If you think we're in trouble now wait until you see what's happening in the elevators.
two cuba libres with beer and mescal on the side.  who's lacerda, he's waiting for us in a room on the twelfth floor?	Lacerda?
maybe thirty more minutes. as your attorney, i advise you to drive at top speed. it'll be a goddamn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal. are you ready for that? checking into a vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid.	Thirty minutes. It was going to be very close.
how long do i have?	Maybe thirty more minutes. As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed. It'll be a goddamn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal. Are you ready for that? Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid.
you better be careful. plenty of vultures out here. they'll pick your bones clean before morning.	You whore!
god didn't do that! you did it! you're a fucking narcotics agent, that was our cocaine, you pig!	You better be careful. Plenty of vultures out here. They'll pick your bones clean before morning.
oh, jesus! did you see what god just did to us?	God didn't do that! You did it! You're a fucking narcotics agent, that was our cocaine, you pig!
savage henry has cashed his check! we're going to rip his lungs out!	And eat them! That bastard won't get away with this! What's going on in this country when a scum sucker like that can get away with sandbagging a Doctor of Journalism?
the truth is we're going to vegas to croak a scag baron named savage henry. i've known him for years but he ripped us off -- and you know what that means, right?	Savage Henry has cashed his check! We're going to rip his lungs out!
pay no attention to this swine. he can't handle the medicine.	The truth is we're going to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry. I've known him for years but he ripped us off -- and you know what that means, right?
what the fuck are we doing out here? somebody call the police! we need help!	Pay no attention to this swine. He can't handle the medicine.
you scurvy shyster bastard! watch your language! you're talking to a doctor of journalism!	What the fuck are we doing out here? Somebody call the police! We need help!
turn up the fucking music! my heart feels like an alligator! volume! clarity! bass! we must have bass! what's wrong with us? are you goddamn old ladies?	You scurvy shyster bastard! Watch your language! You're talking to a Doctor of Journalism!
where's the medicine?	The medicine? Yes, it's right here.
my heart!	Where's the medicine?
he said he understood, but i could see in his eyes that he didn't. he was lying to me.	My heart!
my attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap. but do you?!	He said he understood, but I could see in his eyes that he didn't. He was lying to me.
damn right!	My attorney understands this concept, despite his racial handicap. But do you?!
...and we're chock full of that!	Damn right!
we won't make the nut unless we have unlimited credit.	We will. You Samoans are all the same. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture.
don't take any guff from these swine.  now we need a sound store with the finest equipment. nothing dinky. one of those new belgian heliowatts with a voice-activated shotgun mike, for picking up conversations in oncoming cars.	We won't make the nut unless we have unlimited credit.
o.k., o.k., yes. hang onto it. we'll be there in thirty minutes.  i finally located a car with adequate horsepower and the proper coloring.  what?! of course the gentleman has a major credit card! do you realize who the fuck you're talking to?	Don't take any guff from these swine.  Now we need a sound store with the finest equipment. Nothing dinky. One of those new Belgian Heliowatts with a voice-activated shotgun mike, for picking up conversations in oncoming cars.
i tell you, my man. this is the american dream in action! we'd be fools not to ride this strange torpedo all the way to the end.	Indeed. We must do it. What kind of story is this?
why not? if a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing right.	I tell you, my man. This is the American Dream in action! We'd be fools not to ride this strange torpedo all the way to the end.
god hell! i think i see the pattern! this one sounds like real trouble! you're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. as your attorney i must advise you that you'll need a very fast car with no top and after that, the cocaine. and then the tape recorder, for special music, and some acapulco shirts...  this blows my weekend, because naturally i'll have to go with you -- and we'll have to arm ourselves.	Why not? If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing right.
or just think it? was i talking? did they hear me?	It's okay. He's admiring the shape of your skull.
jesus! did i say that?	Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
if so -- well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere. because it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. he'd report us at once to some kind of outback nazi law enforcement agency, and they'll run us down like dogs...	Jesus! Did I say that?
we're your friends. we're not like the others.	No more of that talk or I'll put the leeches on you.
"one toke over the line, sweet jesus."	One toke. You poor fool. Wait till you see those goddamn bats.
the password is: "one hand washes the other." the minute you hear that, you say "i fear nothing."	I fear nothing.
you're damn right. but the first time you say anything about this, to anybody -- you'll go straight to prison for the rest of your life. what's your name?	Alice. Just ring Linen Service and ask for Alice.
you'd pay me for that?	You're damn right. But the first time you say anything about this, to anybody -- you'll go straight to prison for the rest of your life. What's your name?
maybe she's telling the truth. maybe she's not part of it.	No! I swear I'm not!
the dope ring. you must know what's going on in this hotel. why do you think we're here?	I know you're cops, but I thought you were just here for that convention. I swear! All I wanted to do was clean up the room. I don't know anything about dope!
what made you do it? who paid you off?	Nobody. I'm the maid!
please... please... i'm only the maid. i didn't mean nothin!...	YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
not my jurisdiction. the city limits are two point two miles beyond the rest area. can you make it that far?	I'll try. I've been wanting to go to Baker for a long time. I've heard a lot about it.
how far is baker? i was hoping to stop there for lunch.	Not my jurisdiction. The city limits are two point two miles beyond the rest area. Can you make it that far?
okay. here's how it is. what goes into my book, as of noon, is that i apprehended you... for driving too fast, and advised you to proceed no further than the next rest area... your stated destination, right? where you plan to take a long nap. do i make myself clear?	How far is Baker? I was hoping to stop there for lunch.
a nap won't help. i've been awake for too long -- three or four nights. i can't even remember. if i go to sleep now, i'm dead for twenty hours.	Okay. Here's how it is. What goes into my book, as of noon, is that I apprehended you... for driving too fast, and advised you to proceed no further than the next rest area... your stated destination, right? Where you plan to take a long nap. Do I make myself clear?
you know -- i get the feeling you could use a nap. there's a rest area up ahead. why don't you pull over and sleep a few hours?	A nap won't help. I've been awake for too long -- three or four nights. I can't even remember. If I go to sleep now, I'm dead for twenty hours.
that's a strange attitude.	You know -- I get the feeling you could use a nap. There's a rest area up ahead. Why don't you pull over and sleep a few hours?
yeah. i know. i'm guilty. i understand that. i knew it was a crime but i did it anyway. shit, why argue? i'm a fucking criminal.	That's a strange attitude.
you realize...	Yeah. I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime but I did it anyway. Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal.
why not? it was getting warm anyway.	You realize...
could i have that, please?	Why not? It was getting warm anyway.
may i see your license.	Of course, officer.
whatever you say, gentlemen. i can't tell you how sorry i am about what happened...	Don't worry, it's all over now. Thank God for the decent people.
oh, and don't bother to make up the room. that way we won't have to risk another of these little incidents, will we?	Whatever you say, gentlemen. I can't tell you how sorry I am about what happened...
oh lord! i'd do just about anything for that!	You and a lot of other people.
what?	One phone call every day. Just tell us what you've seen. Don't worry if it doesn't add up, that's our problem.
in that case, maybe she can help.	Yes! I'll help you all you need! I hate dope!
come on, baby don't try to tell us you never heard of the grange gorman.	No! No! I swear to Jesus I never heard of that stuff!
bullshit! you're just as much a part of it as they are!	Part of what?
i don't know what you're talking about!	Bullshit! You're just as much a part of it as they are!
you're lying! you were after the evidence. who put you up to this -- the manager?	I don't know what you're talking about!
you're killing him!	They'll get in! We'll all die!
what the fuck are you doing he's in there!	They can't get in here!  You said it yourself, they'll get in!
stop!	What the fuck are you doing he's in there!
spare me.	I figure it's karma. You wronged me and you wronged your wife and you wronged your children, so this is karma biting you on the ass, or in your case...  ...on the eye.
it serves you right. you cheatin' jerk.	Spare me.
where is everyone?	I don't know, I just got here. Did you find your girl?
sorry, didn't mean to scare you.	Where is everyone?
where are you two going?	We're going to get my little girl.
we'll meet in three hours?	I don't wanna go home alone... I don't wanna see what might have...
um, yeah, thirty miles east.	We'll meet in three hours?
you know where it is?	Um, yeah, thirty miles east.
they'll be back.	Oh, come on! Can't you be happy for one split second? They're gone!
are you two all right? did you see that!? they left! we made it! i think we made it!	They'll be back.
we should go! we should go right now!	He's right, let's move. Be quiet and get to the exit. Pair up, grab the weapons.
i will not die because of him!	Don't be stupid, drop the gun!
careful.	I'm telling you, I don't see a thing --
we can't risk letting them in.	Right.
you can't keep me here. this is bullshit. fuckin' bullshit. this is fucking bullshit!	We can't risk letting them in.
i don't think you should...	With what just happened upstairs --
i got my .38 here. that's six shots and two refills. downstairs, i think we got another rifle, maybe a scatterer and some gardening tools. maybe a couple boxes of shells for the judge.	I got shells too, box and a half, tops.
well, it don't look pretty.	But it's got teeth.
my god damn foot is gone! who fuckin' shot me? who fuckin' shot me!?	Her fella.
is there a gun pointing at you?	Nah, I got the gun.
yeah.	IS THERE A GUN POINTING AT YOU?
is it clear?!	Yeah.
we shot a skunk.	We're lucky to be alive.
stop it.	Hey. You noticed that no one's been killed or maimed for awhile?
who the hell would you call?	Anyone.
i have a cb in my truck, we could get some help out here.	Who the hell would you call?
one keg of beast for the basement, then, truck's dry.	Gonna stay for a couple?
well, your last words can be "i told you so."	You gotta be with me on this.
we'll be food, dickheads!	Well, your last words can be "I told you so."
you got something better?	If we move in a group, we are one target. If we scatter, they CAN'T get us all.
wha?	OPEN THE DOOR!
oh!	"OH!?" WHAT IS "OH?" What does "oh" mean?
okay, now. easy steps. easy breaths. easy steps.	Come on, come on.
where's that?	Upstairs.
i think i know where a cb is.	Where's that?
hey! get quiet or get out.	C'mon guys--
you seem mighty collected about this.	Buddy, I'm a full-blooded Chucktow. I can't think of a time my people haven't been takin' it dry. The fact that we are being eaten now, doesn't even faze me...  ...this is just another Tuesday.
i'm gonna shoot him if they don't get him first.	Just move!
we just smeared a skunk.	Shit!
where's the tunnel?	In the corner, behind the curtain.
follow me.	Where's the tunnel?
you all sure about this?	Follow me.
this is it! this is our only way out! they have this place surrounded. we go out the front, we're dead. we go out the back, we're dead, but if we go under them... we might just make it.  now, who else is in? seven can go.	This is a bottleneck waiting to happen.
what!? i'm not going down there again!	This is it! This is our only way out! They have this place surrounded. We go out the front, we're dead. We go out the back, we're dead, but if we go UNDER them... we might just make it.  Now, who else is in? Seven can go.
hey! no, i'm not trusting him either, that's why you and i will both be going with him.	What!? I'm not going down there again!
it's in the basement, about a hundred yards long. it spits out on the backside of that hill down the way. there's a truck there.	What's it for?
what tunnel? where?	It's in the basement, about a hundred yards long. It spits out on the backside of that hill down the way. There's a truck there.
there's a tunnel.	What tunnel? Where?
don't bullshit me! if you know a way out of this place and you're holding out --	There's a tunnel.
jesus christ, i'm gonna have a stroke.	Easy.
they're right here.	Hey!
no, no, no it was... it was wild out there, no time to think, we just moved. he didn't leave me. he just ran.  he just ran.	Well, justice is funny.
so, your husband ditched you?	No, no, no it was... it was wild out there, no time to think, we just moved. He didn't leave me. He just ran.  He just ran.
and that's how i ended up here.	And the head?
and the rest of 'em?	Unfortunately, the worst of 'em are still outside.
that's the oldest of the bunch, looked like the grandpapa. we caught the little one, junior, in the cooler there. as we've seen, what he lacks in size he more than makes up for in speed.	And the rest of 'em?
just an observation.	Well, why don't you keep your observations to yourself?
that's an unwise thing to say, you know that?	Just an observation.
what?	Look.
ohhh.	What?
i'd love to be macho, but this is a pants wetter from all angles.	The door... on three.
of course not. i fight monsters all the time.	I'd love to be macho, but this is a pants wetter from all angles.
no. you?	Of course not. I fight monsters all the time.
scared?	No. You?
fuck you too.	Get in line!
you're trusting that guy? he'll ditch us and never look back.	Fuck you too.
what now, geronimo?	My truck.
come on!	He's dead.
we're better off.	Who's with me?
well then i guess we should just give up.	Believe me, I'd love to save the day and get some heroic snatch. But it's not in the cards, partner.
do you drive a short beer bus or something? you go out there you get eaten, you stay in here you get eaten, anyone comes to help they get eaten. don't you see a pattern here, spuds makenzie?	Well then I guess we should just give up.
i'm telling ya, you got the cloth too deep, you're asking for it.	Oh yeah?
you weren't helpin'.	Go douche.
any more ideas animal planet?	You weren't helpin'.
why don't you go check it out?	Fuck no.
so, what now? did those things leave?	Why don't you go check it out?
your parents of relation?	We lived near power lines.
yep.	Your parents of relation?
your brother, huh?	Yep.
look, yeah, he's an ass, but he's my brother. que sera-sera.	Your brother, huh?
why do you take shit from him?	Look, yeah, he's an ass, but he's my brother. Que sera-sera.
it's imperative that you get that truck moving.	Just cover me. It was built to move.
yeah, the lot's right there. my truck is right out back.	But not flush against the tunnel?
what's in the back?	Nothing, this was my last delivery.
my truck can't be more than ten feet away. we load into the back, i can get in the front and we roll out of here.	What's in the back?
all right!  tell us about the truck!	Uh, uh, I think if we can get everyone into it... we can get out of here.
we gotta be close.	What?
we gotta try.	Anybody else?
we're going to get help.	We gotta try.
i'm in.	Anyone else?
what? really?	Uh huh, now wiggle that sweet little ass over here and sit on Daddy's face, I wanna do some appraising.
you don't understand sweety, daddy doesn't pay, daddy sees the show for free. but you do get points for being horny on a night like this.	What? Really?
how much you got to see the show?	You don't understand sweety, Daddy doesn't pay, Daddy sees the show for free. But you do get points for being horny on a night like this.
how much i got, what?	How much you got to see the show?
how much you got?	How much I got, what?
sure.	How much you got?
you wanna see, baby?	Sure.
um-hmmm.	The girl's got rhythm.
doesn't your foot hurt?	I can't feel a thing, Hon.
it's much safer in there, sweety.	Okay then.
but --	It's much safer in there, sweety.
wait, before you do that, help me to the kitchen, i need to lay down. there's a cot back there.	But --
why not then?	Wait, before you do that, help me to the kitchen, I need to lay down. There's a cot back there.
no, no, it calms you, makes everything nice and smooth. just takes the edge off like a beer, but in a fraction of the time.	Why not then?
will i go crazy or something?	No, no, it calms you, makes everything nice and smooth. Just takes the edge off like a beer, but in a fraction of the time.
uh huh. just put a dab on your tongue.	Will I go crazy or something?
really?	Uh huh. Just put a dab on your tongue.
it'll calm your nerves. works like a charm.	Really?
oh, no.	It'll calm your nerves. Works like a charm.
magic potion.  you should try a little.	Oh, no.
what is this?	Magic potion.  You should try a little.
gimme a couple dabs on the tongue.	What is this?
oh.	Gimme a couple dabs on the tongue.
push and twist, it's child proof.	Oh.
how are you holding up?	Well...
let me make this clear; if we stay, we die!	I don't trust you. No way! I pick who goes! And I'm holding you responsible.
what!? so you can just get the hell outta here and forget about all of us!? no way! that's my god damn truck!	Let me make this clear; if we stay, we die!
keys.	What!? So you can just get the hell outta here and forget about all of us!? No way! That's my god damn truck!
seven.	Keys.
nine?	Seven.
seven.	Nine?
max?	Seven.
holds four.	Max?
how many?	Holds four.
covered.	How many?
open?	Covered.
two.	Open?
four door?	Two.
fully.	Four door?
is it gassed up?	Fully.
grass. i grow some pot down there. it's no big deal, just something i dabble in. the truck's for a quick get away, deliveries, whatever.	Is it gassed up?
what's it for!?	Grass. I grow some pot down there. It's no big deal, just something I dabble in. The truck's for a quick get away, deliveries, whatever.
what's going on between you two?	Nothing.
huh?	What's going on between you two?
what do you mean what?	Huh?
what?	What do you mean what?
what?	What?
go for it. it's by the far wall. a small wave band. channel 9 is the emergency frequency. but i don't see the point.	You're wasting your time, there's no one out there.
in the kitchen, under the sink.	No one goes anywhere alone. Least of all, unarmed.
the boards are solid oak planks, and the floor is reinforced by a steel grid beneath. nothing real or supernatural is busting through this, least nothing the size of the beasts.	Good.
will these boards hold?	The boards are solid oak planks, and the floor is reinforced by a steel grid beneath. Nothing real or supernatural is busting through this, least nothing the size of the beasts.
huh?	He shot you the other time.
he only shot you once.	Huh?
so, your dead hubby shot me twice, three of my customers have been eaten, and there are angry creatures outside?	He only shot you once.
easy. we're surrounded by something the likes none of you have ever seen before. some kind of animals. real fast, volatile, predators. one went through three of your patrons like they were kleenex.	So, your dead hubby shot me twice, three of my customers have been eaten, and there are angry creatures outside?
jesus christ on the cross... someone make sense.	Easy. We're surrounded by something the likes none of you have ever seen before. Some kind of animals. Real fast, volatile, predators. ONE went through three of your patrons like they were Kleenex.
he's dead.	What?
well, where's the sonuvabitch!?	He's dead.
my husband...	Well, where's the sonuvabitch!?
i'll go with ya.	What are you gonna do? Throw your teeth at 'em? Sit down, Cocoon.
i wouldn't do that, son.	They're probably on to the next buffet by now. There's a retirement home up the road. They'd be easy.
sit still, look less like a meal.	I think that's for bears and sharks, chunky chew.
oh? and what's that?	Sit still, look less like a meal.
you young'uns worry about weapons, i'm thinkin' bout strategy.	Oh? And what's that?
this one will just stun ya, but this one will put ya to sleep.	Whoa!
what's that!? wha'cha say? huh?	Get outta here.
blow the goddamn hatch!	Clear!
clever fuckers.	What the hell's going on here!?
bullshit.	No bullshit.
look, the armed surround the unarmed in a circle and we move as a tight group. those that can shoot, protect the rest to his ride.	Hey, when this plan completely goes to shit, what are ya gonna do?
they were all over the place.	You smell like ass!
welcome back.	F-f-fuck you.
where the hell are we going to go then, billy jack!?	There's a bomb shelter over in Durant, by the IGA, on First. You all know where that is?
yeah, maybe.	Get something on that.
come on!	HELLLLLLLLP!!
shit.	MOVE YOUR ASS!
repeat. we need help. sos. calling all cars! we need help at the united nations tav--!	SHIT.
hurry!	REPEAT. WE NEED HELP. SOS. CALLING ALL CARS! WE NEED HELP AT THE UNITED NATIONS TAV--!
just a bat! i'm fine! just a bat! sorry!	If he doesn't shut up...
shit!	I'm fine! I'm fine!
move it!	You keep that key handy.
no shit.	Move it!
move slow and move quiet.	No shit.
what?!	Move slow and move quiet.
well, we are one miracle short tonight. so, just guard the stairs?	Done. But you're locked in.  Will you hold the keys?
you are taking a chance that is not worth the risk.	Well, we are one miracle short tonight. So, just guard the stairs?
what?	We'll be on the other side waiting for you. If you become food I don't want the only set of keys in the belly of one of those things. It's your funeral.
no, but i will lock you in.	What?
gimme the keys.	NO, but I will lock you in.
fine, chief.	Gimme the keys.
'eh, chief?	Duh hickey.
got 'cha!	HOLD THAT TIGHT!
oh jesus!	HELLLPPP!
am i too heavy for you?	Don't worry, you'll be like my little papoose.
nothin' will happen to you. you get on my back, hold on tight and we truck out of here together.	Am I too heavy for you?
i'm in a wheelchair, the truck sounds pretty good.	Amazing you made it this far.
help meee!	BONSAI!
you sure? i thought the rag had to touch?	I'm sure.
you don't want the rag to touch the booze, that way you can hold it awhile and ensure it explodes when you throw it.	You sure? I thought the rag had to touch?
let's move.	I'm done drinking. That's it. Just Church and grocery stores. Nothin' else.
yeah, i'll go.	Ok. Let's see what happens.
okay, well... anybody else have an idea?	Is there any other way out of this place? ANYONE?
hey!	Everyone take a role. Let's prepare the guns, ammo and whatever else we can scare up. We also need to help the hurt so we can move them on our ultimate exit outta here.  So, who's going into the basement with me?
well, maybe they migrate?	As long as it's dark, they're around. They hide, wait for you to drop your guard, and then attack.
let's wait it out.	They'll tear this place down within the hour.
don't!	YOU'LL HIT US!
let's go.	She's not very nice, is she?
what's wrong?	Nothing, just lookin'.
do we have anything else to defend ourselves with? anything?	Right. Were going to need some fire power.  Do you have any sort of guns or ammunition here? Anything at all?
get to your cars!	GO-GO-GO!!
not without you!!!	Go!!!
go! go!	Not without you!!!
if there is only one way out for us, there is only one way in for them.	Make a distraction out front and go for it out the back. There's cars back there, right?
let's go!	Wait God-dammit!
hold it!	Whoa!
there's a rifle and a shotgun here.	That's fine.
okay, well that's something.	So we've got guns, kitchen knives, pipes, fire and sticks.
and the last one is the...	Father. The biggest, the strongest...
if you are face to face with her, dive left.	And the last one is the...
did we make it?	I think --
we should stick together out there.	I'd love to.
i know. thanks. just don't tell anyone i have a soft side.	Deal.
i'll do anything to help.	I know. Thanks. Just don't tell anyone I have a soft side.
she's still alive, i hope. i wouldn't have made it this far if it weren't for the chance of seeing my little girl again. i need to get to her.	I'll do anything to help.
oh...	She's still alive, I hope. I wouldn't have made it this far if it weren't for the chance of seeing my little girl again. I need to get to her.
her name is charlie.	Oh...
right.	Her name is Charlie.
we all have to be strong, right?	Right.
i admire your strength.	We all have to be strong, right?
i'm fine, i really am.	I admire your strength.
you know you don't have to do this.	I'm fine, I really am.
shut up! shut your mouth. you have no idea what is running through me right now. no idea.  i'm ready.	All right.
oh sweetheart! what was i thinking? mommy is never gonna let you go. oh jesus... never, ever, never let you go.	Let's lock off this room.
cody! cody are you all right? mommy's coming! mommy's coming, baby! don't move! mommy's coming!	Stop her!
oh my god... what is that?	That's one piece of four problems.
what have you done now, broke the darn thing?	I just hit it like you said.
you know that no one likes a liar, right?	I said I'm not lying.
i'm not lying.	You know that no one likes a liar, right?
what did we say about lying?	I'm not lying.
well...	What did we say about lying?
are you lying to me?	Well...
um, well...	Are you lying to me?
do you have a note to corroborate these claims?	Um, well...
um, my allergist told me not to engage in physically demanding activities where ragweed or spores might be present, sir.	Do you have a note to corroborate these claims?
hey little bear, aren't you going to join the others?	Um, my allergist told me not to engage in physically demanding activities where ragweed or spores might be present, sir.
'forgive'...? for what?	I'm sorry... that was an unfortunate choice of words.
come on, she's an important columnist! what's the matter? i thought you wanted these people to forgive you.	'Forgive'...? For What?
louella... didn't she call me a spoiled little bitch?	Come on, she's an important columnist! What's the matter? I thought you wanted these people to forgive you.
come on, frances. louella parsons is here. she wants to talk to you, help you out.	Louella... didn't she call me a spoiled little bitch?
putting on my armor.	Come on, Frances. Louella Parsons is here. She wants to talk to you, help you out.
what're you doing?	Putting on my armor.
refill my drink, will you, bob?	What're you doing?
frances?  oh no.	Refill my drink, will you, Bob?
so not only am i a troublesome bitch, but i'm fat too?	Come on. They make you feel nice and peppy.
here, take a few of these. studio makes 'em in the basement. they keep the fat off.	So not only am I a troublesome bitch, but I'm fat too?
you're right. i'm sorry.  okay, let's go get 'em.	Here, take a few of these. Studio makes 'em in the basement. They keep the fat off.
look, frances, i didn't want this job. think i'm crazy? but you begged me: improve your image. so please... lemme try, huh?	You're right. I'm sorry.  Okay, let's go get 'em.
but we've been at it since six this morning. at least you could've let me go home and change.	Look, Frances, I didn't want this job. Think I'm crazy? But you begged me: improve your image. So please... lemme try, huh?
come on, it's just what you need! let everyone see you. talk to them, live it up!	But we've been at it since six this morning. At least you could've let me go home and change.
this is a mistake. no. this is a disaster.	Come on, it's just what you need! Let everyone see you. Talk to them, live it up!
well... come on.	This is a mistake. No. This is a disaster.
oh. i mean, good.	I think it's time to take the gloves off.  Get me some reporters.  Particularly Louella Parsons!
that's not the point. frances farmer has the world by the tit because of this studio, and now she thinks she can waltz off without a thank you. no. no, that young lady has a contract, and she's going to honor it.	Oh. I mean, good.
well... you could always dump her, mr. bebe. teach her a lesson. there are a million beautiful girls out there who don't give a damn about politics.	That's not the point. Frances Farmer has the world by the tit because of this studio, and now she thinks she can waltz off without a thank you. No. No, that young lady has a contract, and she's going to honor it.
i don't know who she fucked to get where she is, but i don't think it was me.	Well... you could always dump her, Mr. Bebe. Teach her a lesson. There are a million beautiful girls out there who don't give a damn about politics.
excuse me, sir?	I don't know who she fucked to get where she is, but I don't think it was me.
i'm sure it wasn't me, it wasn't me...	Excuse me, sir?
and on top of her political activities, now she's got a lawyer. she wants out of her contract, mr. bebe. she says she's through with motion pictures.	I'm sure it wasn't me, it wasn't me...
i guess so, sir.	Very fine bone structure.
okay. good tits. can't we show them off a little more?	I guess so, sir.
frances farmer, contract player, six- month option.	Okay. Good tits. Can't we show them off a little more?
who's this?	Frances Farmer, contract player, six- month option.
good morning, mr. bebe!	Who's this?
look, mr. bebe, you can hold me to my contract, but you can't break me. i'm back, and i'm gonna make the best of it.	I'd like nothing better.
but i'm the one up there on the screen.	That's right. You're an actress, Miss Farmer and your job is to act.
no, i'm concerned with everything.	But I'm the one up there on the screen.
but i'm concerned with everything, mr. bebe.	No, I'm concerned with everything.
society is falling apart, miss farmer, and people have to buckle down, do their jobs. you see, i view myself as the henry ford of motion picture industry, and i can't have the fellow who puts on the wheels arguing with the man who installs head-lights, now can i?	But I'm concerned with everything, Mr. Bebe.
never mind that. i'm concerned about you. your attitude.	Society is falling apart, Miss Farmer, and people have to buckle down, do their jobs. You see, I view myself as the Henry Ford of motion picture industry, and I can't have the fellow who puts on the wheels arguing with the man who installs head-lights, now can I?
really? that's a very good book. it'd make a terrific --	Never mind that. I'm concerned about you. Your attitude.
since we have you on a seven year contract, i'm planning long-range. i'm going to loan you out to sam goldwyn to make a picture called "come and get it."	Really? That's a very good book. It'd make a terrific --
i intend to make a great deal of money off you.	Since we have you on a seven year contract, I'm planning long-range. I'm going to loan you out to Sam Goldwyn to make a picture called "Come and Get It."
thank you --	I intend to make a great deal of money off you.
i like your looks. you have the classical bone structure of the very great beauties... garbo, dietrich --	Thank you --
you see: we've got to change that name.	I like your looks. You have the classical bone structure of the very great beauties... Garbo, Dietrich --
that's frances. i'm not the cookbook.	You see: We've got to change that name.
i know.  'this is a factory and we each have our jobs. the writer writes, the director directs, and the actress...'	...acts. I'll relay your message.
i'm sorry, frances. it's my job, you know?	I know.  'This is a factory and we each have our jobs. The writer writes, the director directs, and the actress...'
yup. claire... please, please tell mr. bebe that if he worried half as much about his scripts as he does about my private life, we'd make a lot better movies.	I'm sorry, Frances. It's my job, you know?
that's not all, frances. mr. bebe is very concerned about your politics. he hears you've been donating money, speaking at rallies.	Yup. Claire... please, please tell Mr. Bebe that if he worried half as much about his scripts as he does about my private life, we'd make a lot better movies.
you know what i mean.	Uh-huh. You mean what if the public finds out I perspire? And wear slacks. And drive an old jalopy? What if they find out I'm a real person. Oh no! Say it ain't so! Not a real person!
i don't care if my clothes are taken seriously. or my car.	You know what I mean.
yes, but... really, i hate to sound... it's just that the public expects something different from its stars. people won't take you seriously.	I don't care if my clothes are taken seriously. Or my car.
it's a perfectly good car. it runs.	Yes, but... Really, I hate to sound... it's just that the public expects something different from its stars. People won't take you seriously.
yeah, i mean slacks... and work clothes... and that awful car --	It's a perfectly good car. It runs.
my clothes?	Yeah, I mean slacks... and work clothes... and that awful car --
well, i suppose i should just say it. it's your clothes.	My clothes?
sure, claire. if you don't mind walking my way.	Well, I suppose I should just say it. It's your clothes.
hi frances, got a minute?	Sure, Claire. If you don't mind walking my way.
huh.	Come here. I want to show you something.
okay, but come here first.	Huh.
oh well. i guess i better leave then.	Okay, but come here first.
oh my god! frances, i'm such a cad. i can't go through with this. my wife is in europe, but this is her house...  her bedroom. i can't ask you to...	Oh well. I guess I better leave then.
thank you.	Oh my God! Frances, I'm such a cad. I can't go through with this. My wife is in Europe, but this is her house...  her bedroom. I can't ask you to...
madam...?	Thank you.
what?	Madam...?
good, good. give them that.	What?
god damn it, clifford, will you shut up! i tell you, i want to give these things! i want to give them to the audience, and i can give them, i will give them, so shut up!	Good, good. Give them that.
you don't want to show your whole soul -- ugly, mis-shapen, and pitiful -- you don't want to show it --	God damn it, Clifford, will you shut up! I tell you, I want to give these things! I want to give them to the audience, and I can give them, I will give them, so shut up!
i'm not!	You don't want to show your whole soul -- ugly, mis-shapen, and pitiful -- you don't want to show it --
you're afraid!	I'm not!
i'm not!	You're afraid!
face it! confess it! you're weak!	I'm not!
does clifford even know?  you didn't tell him, did you?  i'm gonna tell him. where is he?	He knows, Frances.
right now we have to be practical.	Does Clifford even know?  You didn't tell him, did you?  I'm gonna tell him. Where is he?
what does clifford say?	Right now we have to be practical.
i know, but --	What does Clifford say?
but... but wait a minute. we're supposed to be different, right? clifford says... this theatre is supposed to be different! and this play... this play is all about what greed and money do to people!	I know, but --
yes. that's the deal. she plays lorna.	But... but wait a minute. We're supposed to be different, right? Clifford says... This theatre is supposed to be different! And this play... this play is all about what greed and money do to people!
a rich actress.	Yes. That's the deal. She plays Lorna.
an actress.	A rich actress.
who?	An actress.
what?! good lord no, it's just... it's money. we needed backing and... well, we found it.	Who?
you don't think i'm good enough?	What?! Good Lord no, it's just... It's money. We needed backing and... well, we found it.
well... well, you see, that's the point. you won't be opening in london.	You don't think I'm good enough?
that's right. i don't want them breathing down my neck while we're in london.	Well... well, you see, that's the point. You won't be opening in London.
i hear you're meeting with the studio lawyers to get out of your contract.	That's right. I don't want them breathing down my neck while we're in London.
what's up?	I hear you're meeting with the studio lawyers to get out of your contract.
he's not here.	Oh.
where's clifford?	He's not here.
frances.	Where's Clifford?
hello, harold.	Frances.
...not only an artist, but an instrument of change. we must look to the world around us, not content to observe, but to take an active hand in redressing its wrongs. we will not stand idly by as fascist bombs obliterate democracy. we contribute our profits, for if fascism is not stopped in spain, it will spread across europe, jeopardizing the struggle of civilized man to survive.  the artist, to be vital, must be a soldier too.	I'm not afraid of struggle, Clifford.
forgive my indulgence. seems we always lecture those who are on time for those who are tardy. the point is, mr. odets here has written a wonderful play. most of the roles are cast, but we haven't found our female lead...	Who is she?
really, mr. clurman, you don't have to sell me.	Forgive my indulgence. Seems we always lecture those who are on time for those who are tardy. The point is, Mr. Odets here has written a wonderful play. Most of the roles are cast, but we haven't found our female lead...
the group is more than a theatre company. it's the embodiment of an ideal. our approach allows the actor to be an artist in the fullest sense, a creative individual and an instrument of change. you see --	Really, Mr. Clurman, you don't have to sell me.
get out!	You're under arrest.
get your clothes on, lady --	GET OUT!
you have no right! you have no fucking right, you bastards! get the hell out of here --	Get your clothes on, lady --
get your clothes on.	You have no right! You have no fucking right, you bastards! Get the hell out of here --
come on. you're seriously trying to tell me the japs can't find los angeles without my headlights?	I didn't make the law, lady. I just enforce it.
cool off, beautiful. didn't you see the sign says "dimout zone?"  there's a war on, you know?	Come on. You're seriously trying to tell me the Japs can't find Los Angeles without my headlights?
in my eyes, officer.	Cool off, beautiful. Didn't you see the sign says "Dimout Zone?"  There's a war on, you know?
hey, where's the fire, sister?	In my eyes, officer.
the premiere. i never pressed you about it but god damn it, you're gonna tell me right here and right now what happened and where the hell you were!	You want his name?
what night?	The premiere. I never pressed you about it but god damn it, you're gonna tell me right here and right now what happened and where the hell you were!
no. it's all about that night, isn't it?	What night?
no?	No. It's all about that night, isn't it?
i don't suppose it occurred to you that i might want to leave too, that i might want to do theatre? no, 'cause you don't want me along, do you? and the reason has nothing to do with summer stock.	No?
dick...	I don't suppose it occurred to you that I might want to leave too, that I might want to do theatre? No, 'cause you don't want me along, do you? And the reason has nothing to do with summer stock.
dwayne! i'm dwayne now! and you damn well better get used to it!	Dick...
dick, i can't even breathe here...	Dwayne! I'm Dwayne now! And you damn well better get used to it!
hey, i'm not a complete fool, you know. i can see you're going sour on me, and when i try to do something about it, you turn your back and say it's nothing.	Dick, I can't even breathe here...
dick, we need some time apart --	Hey, I'm not a complete fool, you know. I can see you're going sour on me, and when I try to do something about it, you turn your back and say it's nothing.
you weren't going to tell me, were you? just pack up and leave, is that it?	Dick, we need some time apart --
showdown.	You weren't going to tell me, were you? Just pack up and leave, is that it?
without me.	Showdown.
...yes.	Without me.
there was another call too. from your agent. he says your summer stock deal is all set. so you're going back east, huh?	...Yes.
yeah. she said she delivered your message and that you'd understand.	There was another call too. From your agent. He says your summer stock deal is all set. So you're going back east, huh?
fired?	Yeah. She said she delivered your message and that you'd understand.
yeah, claire. she said she was fired. too bad, huh?	Fired?
claire?	Yeah, Claire. She said she was fired. Too bad, huh?
well... about half an hour ago that woman from the talent department called, what's her name?	Claire?
who?	Well... about half an hour ago that woman from the talent department called, what's her name?
there've been some calls.	Who?
sort of.	There've been some calls.
you learn your lines?	Sort of.
all square, doc.	Good. 'Cause I don't want to see you again.
we're all square now, harry. right?	All square, Doc.
harry!	I gotta go now.
let's get out of here! i'll lose my job!	Frances, we gotta do it this way. Just remember tomorrow, remember what I told you. What're you gonna tell 'em?
look at her! she'll never pass that sanity test tomorrow...	I'm taking care of that, Harry. Just hold her.  Reserpine. I guarantee you this'll clear her head. She'll wake up feeling smart and sailright through the hearing.
the hearing's tomorrow. if she gets out legally, they can't come after her.	Look at her! She'll never pass that sanity test tomorrow...
oh, god! let's get her out of here tonight, right now! let's take her with us!	The hearing's tomorrow. If she gets out legally, they can't come after her.
we'll get you home, frances.	Thank you, Harry.
harry? oh harry, i knew you'd come. i love you, harry. i love... take me home, harry.	We'll get you home, Frances.
we'll talk more about this. i'll see you later.	One question. If I'm not myself now, just who do you think I am?
...i see.	We'll talk more about this. I'll see you later.
be patient, that's all. take an interest in your treatment and don't dwell on your resentments. you'll be yourself again, i assure you.	...I see.
you... i'm sorry, forgive me. doctor, tell me honestly, what do i have to do to get out of here?	Be patient, that's all. Take an interest in your treatment and don't dwell on your resentments. You'll be yourself again, I assure you.
listen to yourself, frances. the resistance, the anger in your voice.	You... I'm sorry, forgive me. Doctor, tell me honestly, what do I have to do to get out of here?
no. cut this runaround, doctor. i know better.	Listen to yourself, Frances. The resistance, the anger in your voice.
i'm afraid not. you see, we observe things that you're unaware of: signs, indicators. your problem cuts very deep, frances, and we have to get at that deeper stuff so that when you do get out, you'll really feel secure. does that make sense?	No. Cut this runaround, Doctor. I know better.
...don't you?	I'm afraid not. You see, we observe things that you're unaware of: signs, indicators. Your problem cuts very deep, Frances, and we have to get at that deeper stuff so that when you do get out, you'll really feel secure. Does that make sense?
i know you believe that.	...Don't you?
doctor, it may sound odd, but i believe i've profited from my stay here. it's just what i've needed, to get away like this. but i'm recuperated now. i've had lots of time to think and i've made a few decisions about my life. i'm ready to get on with it.	I know you believe that.
new york, frances! broadway! this is your chance! you belong on the stage!	Thank you.
really?	New York, Frances! Broadway! This is your chance! You belong on the stage!
yes, yes, it's all arranged. everyone's collecting subscriptions in your name. and the best part is: the trip returns you to new york.	Really?
but i'll never win that.	Yes, yes, it's all arranged. Everyone's collecting subscriptions in your name. And the best part is: the trip returns you to New York.
this is the answer: a subscription drive to "voice of action!" first prize is a trip to moscow! you could visit the art theatre, maybe even meet stanislavski!	But I'll never win that.
thank you, ralph.	Thank you, Frances. And after the show we're hosting a reception for you and your friends at Hollywood's own Roosevelt Hotel!
were you a drug addict?	No. Never.
no.	Were you a drug addict?
were you an alcoholic?	No.
...no, ralph. i don't believe i ever was sick. but when you're treated like a patient long enough, you're apt to act like one...	Were you an alcoholic?
...until finally your mother finds it necessary to commit you to a state mental institution. were you mentally ill, frances?	...No, Ralph. I don't believe I ever was sick. But when you're treated like a patient long enough, you're apt to act like one...
are you... are you hungry?	I pity us, Dad. I pity us both.
please, francie...	Daddy!
you know where you're taking me. you know what she'll do. just give me a minute, slow down, give me an instant for once in your life, please?	Please, Francie...
but i gave her my word. besides, she's still your legal guardian. my hands are tied.	You know where you're taking me. You know what she'll do. Just give me a minute, slow down, give me an instant for once in your life, please?
dad, here! you don't have to stop, just slow down. you can tell mama i jumped out. she knows that's the kind of thing i'd do. she won't blame you.	But I gave her my word. Besides, she's still your legal guardian. My hands are tied.
they'll just catch you again, francie. besides, your mother will know.	Dad, here! You don't have to stop, just slow down. You can tell Mama I jumped out. She knows that's the kind of thing I'd do. She won't blame you.
why? it's such a simple thing. you just let me out and i disappear down a road and you never have to see me again.	They'll just catch you again, Francie. Besides, your mother will know.
francie, you know i can't do that.	Why? It's such a simple thing. You just let me out and I disappear down a road and you never have to see me again.
i don't care, dad. i love you.	I love you too, Francie.
i'm sorry, i... i don't have a desk in my room, and...	I don't care, Dad. I love you.
always. always.	I'm sorry, I... I don't have a desk in my room, and...
dad... whatever i decide, will it be okay with you?	Always. Always.
well, francie, sometimes after you get your hands on something you want, it just doesn't look the same. then you have to be real smart to know if you should hold onto it because it's all you've got... or just let it go. this is the way of things, but i guess you already know that.	Dad... whatever I decide, will it be okay with you?
but dad, i'm asking about me. what do you think i should do?	Well, Francie, sometimes after you get your hands on something you want, it just doesn't look the same. Then you have to be real smart to know if you should hold onto it because it's all you've got... or just let it go. This is the way of things, but I guess you already know that.
what you have to understand, francie, is that she... well... she wanted so much for herself too, and for me, and she never really got to... the only time i ever saw her happy was if her name was in the papers... but she could have been... if times were different she could have been a politician or... i don't know.	But Dad, I'm asking about me. What do you think I should do?
i know that, dad, but --	What you have to understand, Francie, is that she... well... she wanted so much for herself too, and for me, and she never really got to... The only time I ever saw her happy was if her name was in the papers... but she could have been... if times were different she could have been a politician or... I don't know.
i don't know, honey. your mother has such big plans for you.	I know that, Dad, but --
...so what do you think?	I don't know, honey. Your mother has such big plans for you.
i love you, mama.  i love you, dad.	Be careful, Francie.
if i didn't, i wouldn't put you through it.	...Then go.
and you think it's worth all this?	If I didn't, I wouldn't put you through it.
of course.	And you think it's worth all this?
you really want to go?	Of course.
what do i do, dad?	You really want to go?
dad, please, don't leave early. just because of mama --	Francie, you'll learn that sometimes it's best to stay low and just walk away.
i know.	And I can't understand how it can hurt to be honest, but the more I tried to explain --
it's already started, dad... with me.	I know.
no, no, no. all he wants to do is see the common man get a little representation.	He's a socialist, then?
is kaminski a communist?	No, no, no. All he wants to do is see the common man get a little representation.
yeah... well... it's possible. harry york and i both work for mr. kaminski right now, and... well... there are lots of folks in this country who never got a square break. that's the way of things, but mr. kaminski wants to change it, and when it comes to new ideas, the people in power get nervous.	Is Kaminski a Communist?
he talked to me today. told me to keep my mouth shut or i'd get everybody in trouble.	Yeah... well... it's possible. Harry York and I both work for Mr. Kaminski right now, and... well... There are lots of folks in this country who never got a square break. That's the way of things, but Mr. Kaminski wants to change it, and when it comes to new ideas, the people in power get nervous.
well, harry york is a guy who... well, he does a lot of things. why do you ask?	He talked to me today. Told me to keep my mouth shut or I'd get everybody in trouble.
yeah, i suppose... dad, who's harry york?	Well, Harry York is a guy who... well, he does a lot of things. Why do you ask?
you wrote it, didn't you?	Yeah, I suppose... Dad, who's Harry York?
i didn't have much to do with it.	You wrote it, didn't you?
an essay contest... a national contest. that's pretty impressive.	I didn't have much to do with it.
thanks, dad.	An essay contest... a national contest. That's pretty impressive.
i'm... i'm really proud of you, frances.	Thanks, Dad.
bye, baby.	See you next weekend, Dad.
don't make me sick. i'd sooner drown myself in puget sound.	That's a thought, Lil. That sure is a thought.
lillian... i'm more than willing to meet you halfway.	Don't make me sick. I'd sooner drown myself in Puget Sound.
as usual. everything as usual, mr. farmer. just give me my due.	Lillian... I'm more than willing to meet you halfway.
see you next weekend?	As usual. Everything as usual, Mr. Farmer. Just give me my due.
good.	See you next weekend?
i'm going back to the hotel.	Good.
that's right. i can't understand a man who puts strangers over his family, a man who gives up a good career to become a shiftless inkhorn failure.	I'm going back to the hotel.
no, lil. it's just you can't understand their brand of patriotism.	That's right. I can't understand a man who puts strangers over his family, a man who gives up a good career to become a shiftless inkhorn failure.
how? what do they do for you, kaminski and his friends? they're all anarchists! traitors!	No, Lil. It's just you can't understand their brand of patriotism.
they need help, lil. they pay me back in other ways.	How? What do they do for you, Kaminski and his friends? They're all anarchists! Traitors!
you've sacrificed?! if you'd practice law for decent folk instead of communists and indigents --	They need help, Lil. They pay me back in other ways.
i have a right to talk to her. she's my daughter, and she's beginning to understand why i've sacrificed so much in order to achieve...	You've sacrificed?! If you'd practice law for decent folk instead of Communists and indigents --
you're poisoning that child's mind.	I have a right to talk to her. She's my daughter, and she's beginning to understand why I've sacrificed so much in order to achieve...
thank you.	When's the last time you saw a hundred dollars, Ernest Farmer?
bread?	Thank you.
i can thank you for that. it was a hard-earned talent.	Bread?
it always amazes me, lil, how you can whip up a hot, hearty meal out of thin air.	I can thank you for that. It was a hard-earned talent.
oh, kurt!	Oh Angela, my own... Angela!
no, no arguments. be my good girl and go. there's a forest, a burning forest, and you know what i have to do!	Oh, Kurt!
but, kurt, i...	No, No arguments. Be my good girl and go. There's a forest, a burning forest, and you know what I have to do!
oh, angela! go with these trappers! they'll lead you safely down the mountain...	But, Kurt, I...
kurt!	Oh, Angela! Go with these trappers! They'll lead you safely down the mountain...
just put me down as a avg -- a vagrant vagabond. come on, this is a joke! assault and battery? i barely touched that bitch!	Occupation?
address?	Just put me down as a avg -- a vagrant vagabond. Come on, this is a joke! Assault and battery? I barely touched that bitch!
fifteen.	Address?
age?	Fifteen.
i don't believe this! you jerks drag me down here in the middle of the night and you don't even know who the hell i am!	Age?
name?	I don't believe this! You jerks drag me down here in the middle of the night and you don't even know who the hell I am!
just one minute...	You're wasting your time, lady. Nothing's off the record with me.
is it true you're getting a divorce? comrade?	Why, you... you little bastard!
what is this?	Is it true you're getting a divorce? Comrade?
will you be getting back together? when you quit hollywood, i mean.	What is this?
what?	Will you be getting back together? When you quit Hollywood, I mean.
what about your husband?	What?
they'll mend.	What about your husband?
gosh! you'll break a lot of hearts.	They'll mend.
...not if i can help it.	Gosh! You'll break a lot of hearts.
aren't you ever going back?	...Not if I can help it.
no, i don't hate it.	Aren't you ever going back?
you sound as if you hate it.	No, I don't hate it.
i'm telling you straight, if you have any serious ambitions, stay clear of the place. it'll crush you.	You sound as if you hate it.
why?	I'm telling you straight, if you have any serious ambitions, stay clear of the place. It'll crush you.
then don't go to hollywood.	Why?
why... yes.	Then don't go to Hollywood.
are you really serious? about acting?	Why... yes.
hell yes!... well, okay, i'm still in school. but as soon as i graduate... california, here i come!	Are you really serious? About acting?
are you an actor?	Hell yes!... well, okay, I'm still in school. But as soon as I graduate... California, here I come!
boy, i'd love to... but i'm going to hollywood.	Are you an actor?
i wouldn't miss it.	Boy, I'd love to... but I'm going to Hollywood.
only if you were in it. are you?	I wouldn't miss it.
you can always come see it in london.	Only if you were in it. Are you?
i'm really sad it's closing. now what am i gonna do on tuesday nights?	You can always come see it in London.
that would be okay.	Just a little way.
yes. would you like me to walk a little way with you?	That would be okay.
goodbye, harry. it was very good to see you again.	Yes. Would you like me to walk a little way with you?
no, we're not.	Goodbye, Harry. It was very good to see you again.
no.	No, we're not.
very slow.  but we're not going to stop, are we?	No.
i'm not sure.	Very slow.  But we're not going to stop, are we?
it's going to be slow from now on. do you know what i mean, harry?	I'm not sure.
why do you say that?	I'd ask you to take me home, but I'm a faceless sinner.  ...You smell good, Harry. Familiar, you know? I'd ask you to take me home, but...
dad, too. i sold the house. i'm a faceless sinner, harry...	Why do you say that?
yeah. yeah, i heard about that.	Dad, too. I sold the house. I'm a faceless sinner, Harry...
i got a new car. only it's red. did you know mama died?	Yeah. Yeah, I heard about that.
well... you're looking well.	I got a new car. Only it's red. Did you know Mama died?
oh, you...  ...ennh.	Well... you're looking well.
how did i look?	Oh, you...  ...ennh.
sure i did, that's why i'm here.	How did I look?
fine, thank you. did you watch the show?	Sure I did, that's why I'm here.
how... how ya doin', farmer?	Fine, thank you. Did you watch the show?
oh. why, harry york. how nice to see you.	How... how ya doin', Farmer?
c'mere. i want to talk to you.	Oh. Why, Harry York. How nice to see you.
no, harry, it's not time, it's us. you and me. and i'm telling you now that i'll come to you, okay? i'll find you. i will.	I hope so, Frances.
right. except... time has a way of --	No, Harry, it's not time, it's us. You and me. And I'm telling you now that I'll come to you, okay? I'll find you. I will.
yes you do. if you love me you can wait, right? a month, six months, whatever it takes.	Right. Except... time has a way of --
i don't know.	Yes you do. If you love me you can wait, right? A month, six months, whatever it takes.
oh please, harry... don't even think it. you're the only person who ever... it's just... can't you wait for me?	I don't know.
been a lot of years, you know. a long time waiting. for what? end up feeling like a sap.	Oh please, Harry... don't even think it. You're the only person who ever... It's just... Can't you wait for me?
you don't need to screw around anymore. you don't need dwayne steele or odets or your mother. you need me.	I know, but... There were so many people in there, Harry. Every time I turned around someone was pressing against me... watching, looking over my shoulder, touching me, grabbing, sticking things into me. When I feel somebody near me now... anybody... my skin starts to crawl.
yeah. i don't know.	You don't need to screw around anymore. You don't need Dwayne Steele or Odets or your mother. You need me.
this is it, kid. this is our chance. when you got a chance, you better take it.	Yeah. I don't know.
oh harry...	This is it, kid. This is our chance. When you got a chance, you better take it.
where to?	Oh Harry...
i love you, harry. i love you.	I love you too, Frances.
frances, it's me, harry?	...Touch me again and I'll kill you, you pig.
who?	Frances, it's me, Harry?
frances! frances!	Who?
anyway... if you need me...	I got your number, Mister Man.
i know. don't tell anyone.	Anyway... if you need me...
frances, you're crazy.	I know. Don't tell anyone.
yeah. it's just... something i gotta do, i guess.	Frances, You're crazy.
you give up on her?	Yeah. It's just... something I gotta do, I guess.
thanks, harry, really, but... i can't explain it. she's my mother. she's just... i can't give up on her that easy.	You give up on her?
it's not too late to keep going, up to vancouver? be the smartest thing.	Thanks, Harry, really, but... I can't explain it. She's my mother. She's just... I can't give up on her that easy.
will you marry me?	It's not too late to keep going, up to Vancouver? Be the smartest thing.
what's that?	Will you marry me?
there's just one more thing.	What's that?
well... i'll act like i do until i do.	There's just one more thing.
i know a thing or two about marriage. you... you understand me more than anyone, harry... maybe even more than mama. but... you're too important to me. i'd fail you. i don't know how or why, but i would. and that's a chance i just can't take. do you understand?	Well... I'll act like I do until I do.
look, frances, i'm only gonna ask this one time. i mean it. i swear after this, i'll never ask again: will you marry me?	I know a thing or two about marriage. You... you understand me more than anyone, Harry... maybe even more than Mama. But... you're too important to me. I'd fail you. I don't know how or why, but I would. And that's a chance I just can't take. Do you understand?
you should stickaround sometimes. look out for me.	Look, Frances, I'm only gonna ask this one time. I mean it. I swear after this, I'll never ask again: Will you marry me?
huh?	You should stickaround sometimes. Look out for me.
why are you always leaving me, harry?	Huh?
to quarter-horses.	No. To thoroughbreds.
hey, you're a good quarter-horse, kid, but you can't go a route of ground.	To quarter-horses.
what a man!	Hey, you're a good quarter-horse, kid, but you can't go a route of ground.
hey! another shot for the lady and a double for me!	What a man!
ohhh, that's lousy scotch!	Hey! Another shot for the lady and a double for me!
you can't drink.	Ohhh, that's lousy Scotch!
what's that?	You can't drink.
aside from meanness, you're almost perfect. there's only one other thing wrong with you.	What's that?
i guess.	Aside from meanness, you're almost perfect. There's only one other thing wrong with you.
you know something, harry?	I guess.
yeah? she's a shark, frances. i'm not taking you there, and that's that!	You know something, Harry?
no, she just didn't want me going to jail, that's all.	Yeah? She's a shark, Frances. I'm not taking you there, and that's that!
frances, you're fulla drugs. you don't know what you're saying. who do you think put you into meadow wood? your mother thinks you're crazy and she'll keep on thinking it as long as it suits her.	No, she just didn't want me going to jail, that's all.
harry, i have to go home. i have to talk to mama.	Frances, you're fulla drugs. You don't know what you're saying. Who do you think put you into Meadow Wood? Your mother thinks you're crazy and she'll keep on thinking it as long as it suits her.
huh?	A misunderstanding, people taking the wrong meaning from things. I wasn't declaring war, Harry. I was just saying my prayers.
i don't know. not a war exactly. it's more a... a misapprehension maybe...	Huh?
whattaya think you're in now?	I don't know. Not a war exactly. It's more a... a misapprehension maybe...
i don't think i'd be much good in a war...	Whattaya think you're in now?
...take advantage of me.	I don't think I'd be much good in a war...
that's right.	...Take advantage of me.
this is another one of your schemes to get me off alone...	That's right.
what?	This is another one of your schemes to get me off alone...
i should've known...	What?
couple hours from idaho. we'll cut across to montana. i've got friends there with a ranch.	I should've known...
where are we, mean man?	Couple hours from Idaho. We'll cut across to Montana. I've got friends there with a ranch.
have i told you how mean you're turning, york?	Where are we, mean man?
forget it, frances. you're not driving.	Have I told you how mean you're turning, York?
that sure looks like fun...  you know how long it's been since i was behind the wheel?	Forget it, Frances. You're not driving.
evening, gorgeous.	That sure looks like fun...  You know how long it's been since I was behind the wheel?
oh my god, i look awful.	You've looked a whole lot better. C'mon.
take a walk, pal.	Who said I was a lady?
and?	Well... to get a crack at something good, you gotta earn it, you gotta climb the ladder first. So you do, you work hard, and all these people behind you are pushing you up, shouting you on. And then one day you realize you are, you're at the top... and there's nothing there. And you look behind you and there's no one below. You're just left there all alone... swaying in the god-damned breeze.
i just wanted to be part of something... one thing, one play or one movie, something that was really fine... memorable. and i could say: i did that, i made something good.	And?
no, harry, i can't --	You're coming.
hey look, i got some business down in san diego. whattaya say you come with me, stay a few days?	No, Harry, I can't --
yeah, and you look at people and you wonder who the hell they are, what's going on inside their heads. sometimes you can hear it, like a buzzing, the things that happen in their heads. and you wonder: does anybody ever love anybody, really?	Beats me.
so you drink, and you fight with a cop...?	Yeah, and you look at people and you wonder who the hell they are, what's going on inside their heads. Sometimes you can hear it, like a buzzing, the things that happen in their heads. And you wonder: does anybody ever love anybody, really?
i don't know. it hurts, harry. some things, no matter what you do with them, they just hurt.	So you drink, and you fight with a cop...?
i'll bet.	I don't know. It hurts, Harry. Some things, no matter what you do with them, they just hurt.
i took the early rounds.	I'll bet.
six months' probation...? you gotta learn when to do battle, farmer. you're not going to win many bouts with 200 pound cops.	I took the early rounds.
well, i would have, you know? i just didn't know how to cook it.	Six months' probation...? You gotta learn when to do battle, Farmer. You're not going to win many bouts with 200 pound cops.
for not chopping off his head and serving it to me on a platter.	Well, I would have, you know? I just didn't know how to cook it.
what for?	For not chopping off his head and serving it to me on a platter.
nope. the studio pays. thank you, harry.	What for?
nice joint. can you afford it?	Nope. The studio pays. Thank you, Harry.
think i'll have a glass.	Help yourself. Everyone else has.
what's left of my blood.	Think I'll have a glass.
animal magnetism!  no ginger beer. what's this red stuff?	What's left of my blood.
how the hell do you find me anyway?	Animal magnetism!  No ginger beer. What's this red stuff?
frances...	Harry, I hate being in love. I don't ever want to be in love again. I just hate it!
two lines! two fucking lines! 'my wife returns from europe tomorrow. i can't see you any more.' just like that!	Frances...
don't tell me what to do, just give me his head on a platter!	Two lines! Two fucking lines! 'My wife returns from Europe tomorrow. I can't see you any more.' Just like that!
calm down, frances.	Don't tell me what to do, just give me his head on a platter!
i called your god-damned office! i want you to kill him, harry. you'll do that for me, won't you? i loved him, i loved him... that bastard.	Calm down, Frances.
jesus, frances, how'd you find me?	I called your god-damned office! I want you to kill him, Harry. You'll do that for me, won't you? I loved him, I loved him... that bastard.
harry? harry, where are you?!	Jesus, Frances, how'd you find me?
i'm serious, frances. this is important.	I know.
he deserves a show. he missed the movie.	I'm serious, Frances. This is important.
the chauffeur. he's watching.	He deserves a show. He missed the movie.
it's midnight, harry. my glittering raiments are dissolving.	The chauffeur. He's watching.
don't start, farmer.	It's midnight, Harry. My glittering raiments are dissolving.
the hell you will, harry york.	Come on, Cinderella, your pumpkin awaits.
tell you what. let's ditch the limo. let me drive you up to that red carpet in my beat up chevy.	The hell you will, Harry York.
yeah, if i don't make too big an ass of myself.	Tell you what. Let's ditch the limo. Let me drive you up to that red carpet in my beat up Chevy.
what're you gonna do, waste your talent? why not use it to make something worthwhile. you can do that, you know?	Yeah, if I don't make too big an ass of myself.
but i don't want to be like that. i want to do something...	What're you gonna do, waste your talent? Why not use it to make something worthwhile. You can do that, you know?
some people starve, kid. until we can do something about it, they might as well see a movie. makes 'em feel better.	But I don't want to be like that. I want to do something...
i don't have what they want, harry.  harry, will you tell me something? how can i keep making movies when people in the streets are starving?	Some people starve, kid. Until we can do something about it, they might as well see a movie. Makes 'em feel better.
frances, you're a movie star now. if you give them what they want, you can get anything.	I don't have what they want, Harry.  Harry, will you tell me something? How can I keep making movies when people in the streets are starving?
no, they don't, do they?	Frances, you're a movie star now. If you give them what they want, you can get anything.
if they say they love it, they'll probably love it. not everybody lies, you know?	No, they don't, do they?
you know, the funny thing is: it's not a great movie. i mean it could've been, but they screwed it up, gave it a happy ending. and all my friends, i know they're going to smile and say they loved it.	If they say they love it, they'll probably love it. Not everybody lies, you know?
forget it.	You know, the funny thing is: it's not a great movie. I mean it could've been, but they screwed it up, gave it a happy ending. And all my friends, I know they're going to smile and say they loved it.
well, she's back to earth now. they're all pretty huffed up about your leaving. i think you better go back, kid.	Forget it.
dick... and my mother! she acts like she's on mars or something --	Well, she's back to earth now. They're all pretty huffed up about your leaving. I think you better go back, kid.
you're telling me.	Dick... and my mother! She acts like she's on Mars or something --
who ever thought they'd be right for once? jesus, harry... it's a zoo back there --	You're telling me.
is that why you did it?	Who ever thought they'd be right for once? Jesus, Harry... it's a zoo back there --
well, the studio told me not to.	Is that why you did it?
shit. i meant the other way around.	Well, the studio told me not to.
yeah.	Hey that's great, Farmer, just great.
serious, huh?	Yeah.
harry... i met someone.	Yeah? What is he -- muscleman? Lifeguard?
hey, i'm a man, aren't i? whattaya say we have dinner, then maybe head out to the beach, rub some of this tan off each other.  for old time's sake.	Harry... I met someone.
i know what ability you're interested in.	Hey, I'm a man, aren't I? Whattaya say we have dinner, then maybe head out to the beach, rub some of this tan off each other.  For old time's sake.
i always told ya, frances. you got real ability.	I know what ability you're interested in.
not bad. it was slow at first, but i'm doing bits now.	I always told ya, Frances. You got real ability.
you jackass!  c'mon, let's get out of here.	Not bad. It was slow at first, but I'm doing bits now.
he wouldn't play ball. what can i tell ya... it's done.  anyway, i didn't want to be next, so i skipped town; came down here to work for some big-wig. tail and nail job.  i'm sort of a non-gentleman's non- gentleman.  how d'ya like the camouflage?	You jackass!  C'mon, let's get out of here.
but... but why, harry...? why'd they do it?	He wouldn't play ball. What can I tell ya... it's done.  Anyway, I didn't want to be next, so I skipped town; came down here to work for some big-wig. Tail and nail job.  I'm sort of a non-gentleman's non- gentleman.  How d'ya like the camouflage?
yup. poor bastard lay there on the sidewalk and he couldn't die. too god damn much heart. he just didn't want to die.	But... but why, Harry...? Why'd they do it?
jesus.	Yup. Poor bastard lay there on the sidewalk and he couldn't die. Too god damn much heart. He just didn't want to die.
eight stories.	Jesus.
oh no...	Eight stories.
they killed him. they threw him out that window.	Oh no...
what?	They killed him. They threw him out that window.
since when do you believe the papers? they killed him, kid.	What?
yeah, i read about that. terrible business, suicide.	Since when do you believe the papers? They killed him, kid.
kaminski.	Yeah, I read about that. Terrible business, suicide.
not bad. but come on, harry; what's the real reason?	Kaminski.
came to get a tan.	Not bad. But come on, Harry; what's the real reason?
me? look at you! what're you doing in hollywood?	Came to get a tan.
how ya doin', farmer?	Me? Look at you! What're you doing in Hollywood?
well... don't you think it's up to me to...	Come on, Harry. This is America, land of the free.  I thought we might go skinny dipping.  For starters.
what?	Well... don't you think it's up to me to...
frances...	What?
you don't know what you want.	Yeah.
i don't know, harry. i... i want so many...	You don't know what you want.
sure. try this acting thing. you can make good money at it.	I don't know, Harry. I... I want so many...
...so you think i should go.	Sure. Try this acting thing. You can make good money at it.
i kick myself sometimes, but the thing is, i would have been miserable living his life.	...So you think I should go.
he retired to florida... made a killing in vending machines.	I kick myself sometimes, but the thing is, I would have been miserable living his life.
what happened to him?	He retired to Florida... made a killing in vending machines.
you know, my old man was an inventor. spent his whole life down in the basement trying to design transcontinental underground railroads, stuff like that. well, i was supposed to be his partner. when i told him the smell of his workshop made me sick, i thought he was going to die right there.	What happened to him?
you're not the quiet type, frances.	You know, my old man was an inventor. Spent his whole life down in the basement trying to design transcontinental underground railroads, stuff like that. Well, I was supposed to be his partner. When I told him the smell of his workshop made me sick, I thought he was going to die right there.
quietly.	You're not the quiet type, Frances.
what?	Quietly.
yeah, but if i win this trip, mama'll kill me. she hates russians. i do want to go, though... to new york, especially... but i wanted to do it...	What?
yeah, it's a gift. you gotta do something with it.	Yeah, but if I win this trip, Mama'll kill me. She hates Russians. I do want to go, though... to New York, especially... but I wanted to do it...
i don't know... i did... feel different... alive.	Yeah, it's a gift. You gotta do something with it.
honest. when you were up there, you were really... there, know what i mean? everyone else looked stupid.	I don't know... I did... feel different... Alive.
don't be a rat, harry.	You looked okay.  Joint's pretty dead. How 'bout I take you home?
enh.	Don't be a rat, Harry.
how'd i look?	Enh.
i just wanted to see how you looked.	How'd I look?
well? what'd you think?	I just wanted to see how you looked.
you think i'd miss it?	Well? What'd you think?
hi, harry. did you see the play?	You think I'd miss it?
harry.	Harry.
well... i'll give it a try, mr. york.	Harry.
i suppose not. gotta ask you this, though: for all our sakes, you better keep your trap shut.	Well... I'll give it a try, Mr. York.
well aren't you the smoothie. now you're going to ask for my number, i suppose.	I suppose not. Gotta ask you this, though: for all our sakes, you better keep your trap shut.
sure don't talk like you're sixteen.	Well aren't you the smoothie. Now you're going to ask for my number, I suppose.
yeah. could look bad for you and kaminski too, i guess.	Sure don't talk like you're sixteen.
right again. you're no more an atheist than my man's a red, but what they're doin', see, they're addin' up their version of your ideas with their version of ours. could look bad for your daddy.	Yeah. Could look bad for you and Kaminski too, I guess.
but i'm not. the newspapers're --	Right again. You're no more an atheist than my man's a Red, but what they're doin', see, they're addin' up their version of your ideas with their version of ours. Could look bad for your Daddy.
well... see the papers've got us pegged as pinkos, then you come along, the friendly neighborhood atheist --	But I'm not. The newspapers're --
whattaya mean?	Well... see the papers've got us pegged as pinkos, then you come along, the friendly neighborhood atheist --
now you're catchin' on. don't wanna get your daddy in hot water, do you?	Whattaya mean?
you know, my dad's done some work for kaminski...	Now you're catchin' on. Don't wanna get your Daddy in hot water, do you?
yeah, well --	You know, my Dad's done some work for Kaminski...
oh yeah! i saw you in the newsreel!	Yeah, well --
harry york. i work for martoni kaminski, he's running for congress here.	Oh yeah! I saw you in the newsreel!
i'll... take your word for it. so who are you, then?	Harry York. I work for Martoni Kaminski, he's running for Congress here.
now wait a minute, sweetie. do i look like a newshound to you?	No... Actually, you look more like a cop.
yeah. well if you didn't put it in the papers -- nobody'd even know about it.	Now wait a minute, sweetie. Do I look like a newshound to you?
not me. but other people seem to.	Yeah. Well if you didn't put it in the papers -- nobody'd even know about it.
i'm causing trouble?! you're a pain in the butt! you newshounds've been after me and my folks ever since i won that dumb contest. i'm just sixteen, you know? who the hell cares what i think?	Not me. But other people seem to.
well... you're causin' trouble, you know that?	I'm causing trouble?! You're a pain in the butt! You newshounds've been after me and my folks ever since I won that dumb contest. I'm just sixteen, you know? Who the hell cares what I think?
okay then...	Well... you're causin' trouble, you know that?
i'm not gonna hurt you. i just wanna talk.	Okay then...
don't touch me.	I'm not gonna hurt you. I just wanna talk.
momma told ya not to speak to strangers, huh?  hey!	Don't touch me.
shit!	Run!
what'd you do?	You know, I've never been able to figure that out.
yeah.	What'd you do?
yeah, i know what that's like... where you been?	Well, I was picking fruit with some migrant workers until...
wherever they're going, i'm going.	Yeah, I know what that's like... Where you been?
where you goin'?	Wherever they're going, I'm going.
yes.	Where you goin'?
and no people.	Yes.
it's always beautiful at this time. peaceful...	And no people.
pretty morning.	It's always beautiful at this time. Peaceful...
fine!	You are a deeply troubled young lady... I only hope you change your course before it's too late.
miss farmer! in light of your flagrant disregard for the conditions of your probation, coupled with the unwarranted assault on the plaintiff here... i am forced to order you to begin serving a sentence of 180 days in the county jail.	Fine!
sure it's true. i was fighting for my country as well as myself.	Miss Farmer, you were advised at the last hearing that if you took one drink of liquor or failed to be a law-abiding citizen --
miss farmer, is it true you fought with the policeman who arrested you last night?	Sure it's true. I was fighting for my country as well as myself.
that's fine with me...  get it? fine. a fine! hey c'mon, c'mon, what is this, an audience or a jury?	Miss Farmer, is it true you fought with the policeman who arrested you last night?
you're on your way to a contempt citation, young lady.	That's fine with me...  Get it? Fine. A fine! Hey c'mon, c'mon, what is this, an audience or a jury?
why, certainly. i wanted to get a peek at his face...	You're on your way to a contempt citation, young lady.
did you expect him to look you up?	Why, certainly. I wanted to get a peek at his face...
i never saw him. why didn't he show up?	Did you expect him to look you up?
have you reported to your probation officer as directed?	I never saw him. Why didn't he show up?
no, i couldn't get my hands on one.	Have you reported to your Probation Officer as directed?
answer the question! have you driven a car since you were placed on probation?	No, I couldn't get my hands on one.
who's writing this guy's lines?	Answer the question! Have you driven a car since you were placed on probation?
...is that not true?	Who's writing this guy's lines?
what?	I'm preparin' it for the next tenant, he's coming in tomorrow.
you're farmer? oh... well, look, they took your stuff out. moved it to some hotel, i think.	What?
i live here.	You're Farmer? Oh... Well, look, they took your stuff out. Moved it to some hotel, I think.
who're you?	I live here.
what happened? who're you?	Who're you?
you got it.	Yeah. Yeah, tonight I think I got it.
you think i got it?	You got it.
the speech? real good.	You think I got it?
how's it sound?	The speech? Real good.
i already have.	How's it sound?
'how do i know it's true? you'll get to be the champ. they'll all want you, all the girls! but i don't care. i've been undersea a long time. when they'd put their hands on me i used to say, "this isn't it! this isn't what i mean!" it's been a mysterious world for me! but joe, i think you're it! i don't know why, i think you're it. take me home with you.'	I already have.
your big speech?	'How do I know it's true? You'll get to be the champ. They'll all want you, all the girls! But I don't care. I've been undersea a long time. When they'd put their hands on me I used to say, "This isn't it! This isn't what I mean!" It's been a mysterious world for me! But Joe, I think you're it! I don't know why, I think you're it. Take me home with you.'
'but how do i know you love me?'	Your big speech?
then show me! that's what i'm here for, to learn, to grow!	Good. Then it's very simple. You have to stop being afraid, Frances. It's in you.
i need an incendiary! an arsonist!	Then show me! That's what I'm here for, to learn, to grow!
but i want to. i'm trying!	I need an incendiary! An arsonist!
yes, you win them, you bring them into your heart, touch them, but you don't set them on fire!	But I want to. I'm trying!
i'm not!	Yes, you win them, you bring them into your heart, touch them, but you don't set them on fire!
i know, but i'm not seeing it. it's there, frances, the fire is there, but it's not coming through. you're lazy --	I'm not!
that's me, clifford.	I know, but I'm not seeing it. It's there, Frances, the fire is there, but it's not coming through. You're lazy --
and what's the title of this seduc... assault?	'Golden Boy.'
but what --	No! You're not talking now. You listen. You can send me away, Lillian, you can pretend I'm crazy and pretend I'm still your little girl who can't take care of herself, but one thing you can't pretend anymore. You can't pretend I love you because I don't. I can't. Not after what you've done to me. Because you see... I'm still me... I'm trying real hard all this time to be me... and you, 'little sister', you haven't been any help at all.  Okay, boys, I'm ready.
no! all you've done is try to break my spirit, try to turn me into you! but i'm not you, mother, and i never will be, and thank god for it!  that goes for you too! and frankly, i don't know how, with the two of you, i turned out as sane as i am --  wait right there, gentlemen, i'll be with you in a minute... and believe me, i don't want to stay here one second longer than i have to!  but i've got to tell you, lillian, that one day before you die, you will realize what you've done and hang your head in shame. in shame!	But what --
i have!	No! All you've done is try to break my spirit, try to turn me into you! But I'm not you, mother, and I never will be, and thank god for it!  That goes for you too! And frankly, I don't know how, with the two of you, I turned out as sane as I am --  Wait right there, gentlemen, I'll be with you in a minute... and believe me, I don't want to stay here one second longer than I have to!  But I've got to tell you, Lillian, that one day before you die, you will realize what you've done and hang your head in shame. In shame!
you were hoping for a kind word?! you're my mother! you're supposed to nourish me! support me!	I have!
i was hoping for a kind word, little sister.	You were hoping for a kind word?! You're my mother! You're supposed to nourish me! Support me!
do i go right away or do i have time to take a bath?	I was hoping for a kind word, little sister.
little sister, i don't want you to feel any rush to get back to work. i want you to rest... for a while anyway.	I will, I promise.
thank you for understanding, mama.	Little sister, I don't want you to feel any rush to get back to work. I want you to rest... for a while anyway.
you know, little sister, i never resented you for refusing to see me in the... the hospital. i knew you had to manage on your own before you could come back.	Thank you for understanding, Mama.
no, mama, i'll take care of it. i'll wash them in the morning.	You know, little sister, I never resented you for refusing to see me in the... the hospital. I knew you had to manage on your own before you could come back.
oh, just leave those things for now.	No, Mama, I'll take care of it. I'll wash them in the morning.
of course, she hasn't anything definite in mind.	No. No, it all depends on what offers I get.
yes, i am, and you can't stop me! you can't tell me what to do, mother. i'm a grown woman, and i can decide about my own life.	Frances!
you're not going anywhere!	Yes, I am, and you can't stop me! You can't tell me what to do, mother. I'm a grown woman, and I can decide about my own life.
i'm going out!	You're not going anywhere!
where are you going?	I'm going out!
you... you'd send me back, wouldn't you? you would.	Where are you going?
and now you're throwing everything away? you're gonna be a nobody! nobody! you know what that's like?!	You... You'd send me back, wouldn't you? You would.
mama, shut up!	And now you're throwing everything away? You're gonna be a nobody! Nobody! You know what that's like?!
you want to throw it all away, is that it? you had everything, little sister. beauty... a brilliant career... a wonderful husband. you were a movie star!	Mama, shut up!
no!	You want to throw it all away, is that it? You had everything, little sister. Beauty... a brilliant career... a wonderful husband. You were a movie star!
you... you selfish, selfish child. at least talk to him, hear what he has to say.	No!
i'm not cured. i was never sick! they had no business putting me in there! my only responsibility is to myself now!	You... you selfish, selfish child. At least talk to him, hear what he has to say.
i told him to come up! i told him you wanted to show them all that there's nothing wrong with you any more, that you're completely cured!	I'm not cured. I was never sick! They had no business putting me in there! My only responsibility is to myself now!
haven't you heard what i said?	I told him to come up! I told him you wanted to show them all that there's nothing wrong with you any more, that you're completely cured!
they want you back! your agent called today! don't you understand? he's sending the scripts. he wants to fly up here in a week with the publicity people! frances, you can't do this to your fans! why, they've been praying for you all through this nightmare. you can't turn your back on them now! look at this fan mail i've been answering!	Haven't you heard what I said?
mama...?	They want you back! Your agent called today! Don't you understand? He's sending the scripts. He wants to fly up here in a week with the publicity people! Frances, you can't do this to your fans! Why, they've been praying for you all through this nightmare. You can't turn your back on them now! Look at this fan mail I've been answering!
don't... talk crazy.	Mama...?
wait, mama, wait. i have something to tell you. i've decided... well... i'm not going to make movies anymore. i thought that's what i wanted, and i went after it with all my soul, the way you taught me, but i was miserable, mama, and it nearly killed me. so now... now it's over. i want a different kind of life, something... simple. i want to live someplace quiet and peaceful... in the country maybe, and i'll have dogs and cats -- i feel so light suddenly, so clear for the first time in... it's going to be okay, mama, i know it. and i love you.	Don't... talk crazy.
oh frances, do i have news for you! guess who --	Wait, Mama, wait. I have something to tell you. I've decided... well... I'm not going to make movies anymore. I thought that's what I wanted, and I went after it with all my soul, the way you taught me, but I was miserable, Mama, and it nearly killed me. So now... now it's over. I want a different kind of life, something... simple. I want to live someplace quiet and peaceful... in the country maybe, and I'll have dogs and cats -- I feel so light suddenly, so clear for the first time in... It's going to be okay, Mama, I know it. And I love you.
i'm back, mama.	Oh Frances, do I have news for you! Guess who --
i don't want you drinking, frances.	Yes, Mama.
yes, mama.	I don't want you drinking, Frances.
you know, the surest way to lose an appetite, is to drink, little sister.	Yes, Mama.
i promise i'll... i promise, mama.	You know, the surest way to lose an appetite, is to drink, little sister.
say you promise.	I promise I'll... I promise, Mama.
sure.	Say you promise.
at one. promise?	Sure.
i'll be back.	At one. Promise?
i'll have lunch ready by one.	I'll be back.
not long.	I'll have lunch ready by one.
how long will you be?	Not long.
for a walk, mama. just a walk.	How long will you be?
where are you going?	For a walk, Mama. Just a walk.
nothing. i think i'll just go out for awhile.	Where are you going?
what's wrong?	Nothing. I think I'll just go out for awhile.
i think i need a little air.	What's wrong?
oh mama, i'm so... tired of that song.	Please. I want you to. It would make me so happy.
well, who have we here...?	Frances, you remember my lawyer, Alma Styles?
what?	Go on...
you kill me, mama.	What?
it's your fan mail, little sister.	You kill me, Mama.
then why did you bring them?	It's your fan mail, little sister.
well, they needed immediate answers, frances. it's good manners and good sense. you shouldn't be bothering yourself with these right now.	Then why did you bring them?
why are these all opened?	Well, they needed immediate answers, Frances. It's good manners and good sense. You shouldn't be bothering yourself with these right now.
and here's one from nice mr. zeiss. he says that...	Why are these all opened?
tell them who i am! tell them who i am!	Are you crazy? Unhand that woman! That's Amelia Earhart!
shhh, shhh. you're not going to jail, frances. the judge has put you under my care. i'll see you get the rest you need.	You're taking me home!
mama, what's...	Shhh, shhh. You're not going to jail, Frances. The Judge has put you under my care. I'll see you get the rest you need.
it's alright now, little sister, everything's going to be just fine.	Mama, what's...
it's okay.	Smile, little sister, smile.
i don't care.	...You will.
yes, but important people are concerned about this. judge hillier spoke to alma styles --	I don't care.
it isn't in your hands, mama. it's my life.	Yes, but important people are concerned about this. Judge Hillier spoke to Alma Styles --
i'll pay your way to new york. i'll work, i'll slave. i'll sell my vegetables to the truck farmers, or --	Oh, Mama, don't you understand?
oh ma, they're not using me. it's just a chance to travel, see things. besides, it's the only way i can get to new york.	I'll pay your way to New York. I'll work, I'll slave. I'll sell my vegetables to the truck farmers, or --
but they're using you!	Oh Ma, they're not using me. It's just a chance to travel, see things. Besides, it's the only way I can get to New York.
yes, ma.	And you... should be proud. You won that contest and made a name for yourself.
don't listen to him, little sister. when you're proud of what you are, you don't refuse the label, understand?	Yes, Ma.
mama...	I'm not hungry. You two just enjoy yourselves. After all, this is a celebration.
no, my dear. you must be mistaken.	Oh bullshit.
sure. you shouted at me in the auditorium when i read my essay.	No, my dear. You must be mistaken.
i don't believe so.	Sure. You shouted at me in the auditorium when I read my essay.
don't i know you?	I don't believe so.
yes...?	Don't I know you?
excuse me.	Yes...?
on behalf of the seattle ladies club, as a token of our vast admiration --	Excuse me.
symington says...	Sedate her.
frances, i'm warning you...	No, I'm warning you! Who do you think you are, God? You bumble around with your folders...  ...and your pencils...  ...and your god-damn buttons...  ...all your badges of authority! But you have no authority! You're nothing! You're a zero!
i want outta here, you understand? i'm ready to get out! so you go back there... you go back and you tell them to let me out!	Frances, I'm warning you...
'cause if it's long enough, which i doubt, why don't you wrap it around and fuck yourself in the ass!	I want outta here, you understand? I'm ready to get out! So you go back there... you go back and you tell them to let me out!
huh?	'Cause if it's long enough, which I doubt, why don't you wrap it around and fuck yourself in the ass!
dr. symington, how big is your dick?	Huh?
i'm sure you'll see it my way in the end.	Dr. Symington, how big is your dick?
mental illness is an elusive thing, and though i'm pleased you're feeling more... capable, it's perhaps unrealistic to expect you to be completely cured after so short a time. don't you agree?	I'm sure you'll see it my way in the end.
you what?	Mental illness is an elusive thing, and though I'm pleased you're feeling more... capable, it's perhaps unrealistic to expect you to be completely cured after so short a time. Don't you agree?
frances, you're still filled with anxiety. you feel guilty and hostile toward your family and friends. consequently, i didn't recommend your release at the staff review.	You what?
doctor, i hate to break this to you, but my mother is a little batty.	Frances, you're still filled with anxiety. You feel guilty and hostile toward your family and friends. Consequently, I didn't recommend your release at the staff review.
but you tell me you had a pleasant visit and your mother says you were sullen and uncommunicative. whom do you think i should believe?	Doctor, I hate to break this to you, but my mother is a little batty.
i'm sorry. she misunderstood, that's all.	But you tell me you had a pleasant visit and your mother says you were sullen and uncommunicative. Whom do you think I should believe?
oh for christ's...	I'm sorry. She misunderstood, that's all.
and you accused her of tampering with your mail.	Oh for Christ's...
i never said... oh look. that's just a figure of speech. she said something funny, and i said...	And you accused her of tampering with your mail.
she told me you said, "mama, you want to kill me."	I never said... Oh look. That's just a figure of speech. She said something funny, and I said...
what?	She told me you said, "Mama, you want to kill me."
do you really believe your mother's trying to kill you?	What?
no... what i mean is... i'm just very excited by the prospect of getting on with my life, that's all.	Do you really believe your mother's trying to kill you?
you're telling me you feel guilty.	No... What I mean is... I'm just very excited by the prospect of getting on with my life, that's all.
not at all. she brought me my fan mail.  i had no idea there were so many strangers concerned about me. but i guess that's the best thing about working in the movies. you make so many friends. i want to go back and show them that the faith they put in me wasn't a mistake.	You're telling me you feel guilty.
really? any problems?	Not at all. She brought me my fan mail.  I had no idea there were so many strangers concerned about me. But I guess that's the best thing about working in the movies. You make so many friends. I want to go back and show them that the faith they put in me wasn't a mistake.
yes. it was very good to see her.	Really? Any problems?
...i'm sorry to keep you waiting, the staff review ran over. did you enjoy your mother's visit?	Yes. It was very good to see her.
is there something else?	You didn't say 'Symington says'.
i'll have someone show you to your room.	Oh, that's good, very professional. In control. But the tiny beads of sweat on your upper lip give you away.
no, you stay calm, doctor! but you're finding that difficult, aren't you?  why, are you attracted to me? perhaps later, in some of our more intimate sessions... after we know each other a little better...  and you've torn my personality to shreds, and i'm weeping and vulnerable...  then you'll really get your kicks, won't you, "doctor?"	I'll have someone show you to your room.
stay calm, please.	No, you stay calm, Doctor! But you're finding that difficult, aren't you?  Why, are you attracted to me? Perhaps later, in some of our more intimate sessions... after we know each other a little better...  and you've torn my personality to shreds, and I'm weeping and vulnerable...  then you'll really get your kicks, won't you, "Doctor?"
this whole thing is a joke!	Stay calm, please.
just a little joke, miss farmer.	This whole thing is a joke!
...did you really say that?	Just a little joke, Miss Farmer.
all right. will you please sit down now?  symington says.	...Did you really say that?
normal. average.	All right. Will you please sit down now?  Symington says.
and what's that?	Normal. Average.
besides, i don't want to be what you want to make me.	And what's that?
i see.	Besides, I don't want to be what you want to make me.
you may discuss my predicament, doctor. you may discuss it with anyone you like, but not with me. i'm not interested. i can solve my problems without recourse to a veternarian.	I see.
please sit down...	You may discuss my predicament, Doctor. You may discuss it with anyone you like, but not with me. I'm not interested. I can solve my problems without recourse to a veternarian.
do you expect me, for one moment, to believe you have greater insight into my personality than i do?	Please sit down...
among persons such as yourself, creative people under great stress, erratic behavior is not at all uncommon and certainly nothing to be ashamed of. it's just that the neuroses which fuel your talent can also generate certain character disabilities which...	Do you expect me, for one moment, to believe you have greater insight into my personality than I do?
oh! are you really?	Among persons such as yourself, creative people under great stress, erratic behavior is not at all uncommon and certainly nothing to be ashamed of. It's just that the neuroses which fuel your talent can also generate certain character disabilities which...
so it seems. may we be serious for a moment?	Why, Doctor! We've only just met!
it ain't for lack of trying.	So it seems. May we be serious for a moment?
i'm glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor.	It ain't for lack of trying.
aw, shucks, ma'am. t'weren't nothin'.	I'm glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor.
thanks are hardly necessary.	Aw, shucks, ma'am. T'weren't nothin'.
am i supposed to say 'thank you'?	Thanks are hardly necessary.
i find these initial meetings to be much easier without the concerned relatives in attendance.	Am I supposed to say 'thank you'?
no! no!	Good! Because, Brothers, that's you!
is it radical for the wealth of this country to be turned back to the people who built the country?	No! No!
no!	Is it radical for the wealth of this country to be turned back to the people who built the country?
is it radical for you to have a hand in shaping your future, and the future of your children?	No!
no!	Is it radical for you to have a hand in shaping your future, and the future of your children?
and do you think it's radical for a man to have a job and feed a family?	No!
what?	'Incurable.'
yeah, well, you know doctors. they sure hate to use that word.	What?
you're kidding.	Yeah, well, you know doctors. They sure hate to use that word.
i checked the files. this one holds the record for shock treatments. four hundred seventeen and no end in sight.	You're kidding.
yeah?	I checked the files. This one holds the record for shock treatments. Four hundred seventeen and no end in sight.
i don't know why they even bother. she's had enough of this to knock sense into a bull elephant.	Yeah?
what kindness?	Build for him a pyre. Light up the sky with his passing.
i've never been shown a kindness. show me one now.	What kindness?
then why weep for him?	Would you not? He was father. And mother. We fell from grace together. He from his God. I from mine.
and he drove me to mine.	Then why weep for him?
you drove him to his torment.	And he drove me to mine.
i am as he made me. in his own image.	You drove him to his torment.
what is that to you? evil as you are.	I am as he made me. In his own image.
i longed to be with him. but i wanted his final moments to have peace. i could see you were a friend to him.	What is that to you? Evil as you are.
i was watching.	I longed to be with him. But I wanted his final moments to have peace. I could see you were a friend to him.
yes.	I was watching.
you were with him at the end.	Yes.
people can be kinder than you think.	I am afraid.
i have been... afraid. afraid... they will hate me... because i am so very ugly... and they are so very beautiful	People can be kinder than you think.
why do you not go to them?	I have been... afraid. Afraid... they will hate me... because I am so very ugly... and they are so very beautiful
yes. very close	Why do you not go to them?
friends? do they live around here?	Yes. Very close
yes. i have been seeking my friends.	Friends? Do they live around here?
you're an outcast.	Yes. I have been seeking my friends.
it can't be as bad as that.	Worse.
i'm... very, very ugly. people are afraid. except you.	It can't be as bad as that.
why?	I'm... very, very ugly. People are afraid. Except you.
better that way... for me.	Why?
i'm glad you finally came to the door. a man shouldn't have to scurry in the shadows.	Better that way... for me.
the music? or the fire?	I'm glad you finally came to the door. A man shouldn't have to scurry in the shadows.
nice.	The music? Or the fire?
get away from her! she's mine!	SHE'LL NEVER BE YOURS! SHE SAID MY NAME! SHE REMEMBERS!
she's not for you.	I'm sure the lady knows her own mind. Doesn't she? Let her decide the proper suitor.
she's beautiful.	She's not for you.
i will not! kill me now!	That is mild compared to what will come. If you deny me my wedding night. I'll be with you on yours.
you will honor your promise to me!	I will not! Kill me now!
no. i draw the line.	You will honor your promise to me!
what does it matter? she'll live again. you'll make her.	No. I draw the line.
this was not taken from a grave.	What does it matter? She'll live again. You'll make her.
a brain. extremities.	This was not taken from a grave.
what is this?	A brain. Extremities.
why... her?	Her body pleases me.
yes. i want this over and done with.	I'll be waiting. And watching.
soon?	Yes. I want this over and done with.
we'd travel north, my bride and i. to the furthest reaches of the pole, where no man has ever set foot. there we would live out our lives. together.  no human eye would ever see us again. this i vow.	Soon?
and if i consent?	We'd travel north, my bride and I. To the furthest reaches of the Pole, where no man has ever set foot. There we would live out our lives. Together.  No human eye would ever see us again. This I vow.
i do know that for the sympathy of one living being, i would make peace with all.  i have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine. and rage the likes of which you would not believe. if i cannot satisfy the one, i will demonically indulge the other. that choice is yours.  you're the one who set this in motion, frankenstein.	And if I consent?
like you? oh, god, you don't know what you're asking.	I do know that for the sympathy of one living being, I would make peace with all.  I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine. And rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will demonically indulge the other. That choice is yours.  You're the one who set this in motion, Frankenstein.
a companion. a female. like me, so she won't hate me.	Like you? Oh, God, you don't know what you're asking.
friend?	A companion. A female. Like me, so she won't hate me.
there is something i want.  a friend.	Friend?
what can i do?	There is something I want.  A friend.
then perhaps i believe in evil after all.	What can I do?
i don't know.	Then perhaps I believe in evil after all.
stolen memories. stolen and hazy. they taunt me in my dreams. i've seen a beautiful woman lying back and beckoning for me to love her. whose woman was this? i've seen boys playing, splashing about in a stream. whose childhood friends were these?  who am i?	I don't know.
trace memories in the brain, perhaps.	Stolen memories. Stolen and hazy. They taunt me in my dreams. I've seen a beautiful woman lying back and beckoning for me to love her. Whose woman was this? I've seen boys playing, splashing about in a stream. Whose childhood friends were these?  Who am I?
in which part of me did this knowledge reside? in these hands? in this mind? in this heart?  and reading and speaking. not things learned... so much as things remembered.	Trace memories in the brain, perhaps.
you're wrong. do you know i knew how to play this?	In which part of me did this knowledge reside? In these hands? In this mind? In this heart?  And reading and speaking. Not things learned... so much as things remembered.
materials. nothing more.	You're wrong. Do you know I knew how to play this?
what of my soul? do i have one? or was that a part you left out?  who were these people of which i am comprised? good people? bad people?	Materials. Nothing more.
there was something at work in my soul which i do not understand.	What of my soul? Do I have one? Or was that a part you left out?  Who were these people of which I am comprised? Good people? Bad people?
why, victor? why? what were you thinking?	There was something at work in my soul which I do not understand.
i see it before me.	I'm not sure I believe. But then I had no one to instruct me. I had no mother... and my father abandoned me at birth.
evil?  do you believe in evil?	I see it before me.
how dare you. you're disgusting and evil.	Evil?  Do you believe in evil?
your crime... as well as mine.	How dare you. You're disgusting and evil.
fine words from a child killer. you who murdered my brother.	Your crime... as well as mine.
more to the point, why am i here? what did you want with me?  what does one say to one's maker, having finally met him face to face? milton gave it voice.  did i request thee, maker, from my clay to mould me man? did i solicit thee from darkness to promote me?	Fine words from a child killer. You who murdered my brother.
then why am i here? what did you want with me?	More to the point, why am I here? What did you want with me?  What does one say to one's Maker, having finally met him face to face? Milton gave it voice.  Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay to mould me Man? Did I solicit thee from Darkness to promote me?
kill you? hardly that.	Then why am I here? What did you want with me?
kill me and have done with it.	Kill you? Hardly that.
the letters in your journal. that and a geography book.  your elizabeth sounds lovely.	Kill me and have done with it.
how did you find me?	The letters in your journal. That and a geography book.  Your Elizabeth sounds lovely.
yes, i speak. and read. and think... and know the ways of man.  i've been waiting for you. two months now.	How did you find me?
you speak.	Yes, I speak. And read. And think... and know the ways of Man.  I've been waiting for you. Two months now.
come warm yourself if you like.	You speak.
are you all right?	Fine.
and not a word of them to father. he's agitated enough not hearing from victor.	Read him one of the old letters and rephrase it. We'll say it came today. It'll set his mind at ease.
elizabeth. if it's true, travel into germany would be banned. you'd never get near ingolstadt.  besides, they're only rumors.	And not a word of them to Father. He's agitated enough not hearing from Victor.
i should go. i should leave today.	Elizabeth. If it's true, travel into Germany would be banned. You'd never get near Ingolstadt.  Besides, they're only rumors.
so have i	I should go. I should leave today.
something's wrong. i know it.  i've heard rumors of cholera spreading south from hamburg.	So have I
it's been months. it's not like him.	Something's wrong. I know it.  I've heard rumors of cholera spreading south from Hamburg.
nothing. still nothing.	It's been months. It's not like him.
must've been a terrible row.	He was almost expelled for calling one of his professors a "pompous...  Fellow..."
you dance so beautifully together.	And you look so lovely.
scandalous! what would your dear mother say?	One-two-three, one-two-three, twirl- two-three...
elizabeth, really! he's quite mad!	Scandalous! What would your dear mother say?
that's the nature of all progress, william. don't let your brother sway you otherwise.	Quite right!
poor william! what indignant tears!	There, there... shhh...
claude rode over there to see if held lost track of time. they say he never arrived.	It's far too late for him to still be out.
is he not back yet?	Claude rode over there to see if held lost track of time. They say he never arrived.
have you seen willie?	Is he not back yet?
what does it say?	Let this locket be a token of the vow we took the night I left.  He's coming home to marry me.
he always was opinionated.	He set things right with a proper apology... and now they've put him in charge of dissection lab!
victor!	Open this door for no-one!
i have been waiting for this ever since.	Victor!
i remember the first time i ever saw you. crossing the floor of the grand ballroom with my parents at your side. so beautiful even then.	I have been waiting for this ever since.
now husband and wife.	I remember the first time I ever saw you. Crossing the floor of the grand ballroom with my parents at your side. So beautiful even then.
brother and sister no more.	Now husband and wife.
victor, tell me why! trust me!	I do. But you must trust me for now.
yes. we're in danger here. every moment we stay.	Victor, tell me why! Trust me!
does this have something to do with that man you saw?	Yes. We're in danger here. Every moment we stay.
we'll leave this afternoon, right after the ceremony. pack only what you need.	Does this have something to do with that man you saw?
it is	We'll leave this afternoon, right after the ceremony. Pack only what you need.
it was misguided and pointless. is your answer yes?	It is
why the change? what about your work?	It was misguided and pointless. Is your answer yes?
no. not tomorrow, not next week, marry me today.	Why the change? What about your work?
we need each other now, i need your comfort and strength, not separation and solitude.	A month at most, that's all I ask.  Elizabeth, please. Things have not yet resolved. I must take steps to see that they do. For our family's sake. For our sake.  You are life itself. We shall seal our vow. The moment I am done.
so do i.	We need each other now, I need your comfort and strength, not separation and solitude.
what of our marriage? victor, we've had so much tragedy. i want this family to live again.	So do I.
it's not something i can explain now. perhaps someday.	What of our marriage? Victor, we've had so much tragedy. I want this family to live again.
what sort of task?	It's not something I can explain now. Perhaps someday.
i thought i'd never see you again!	I'm all right. I'm safe,
do you know this man? is there something between you?	I know only that he is a killer. And I shall bring back his carcass.
they've done a fine job. hanging an innocent for the crime of a fiend.	Do you know this man? Is there something between you?
if what you say is true, it is a matter for the police!	They've done a fine job. Hanging an innocent for the crime of a fiend.
i've no choice	If what you say is true, it is a matter for the police!
but why risk yourself? hasn't this family suffered enough?	I've no choice
my mind was not playing tricks. he was there in the storm... gloating over his crimes... challenging me to come.	But why risk yourself? Hasn't this family suffered enough?
victor. i love you,	Elizabeth. My more than sister.
...until our wedding night. when our bodies will join.	Victor. I love you,
i give you my soul...	...until our wedding night. When our bodies will join.
your decision. for us.	I give you my soul...
our decision. together.	Your decision. For us.
not as weak as i.	Our decision. Together.
you make me weak.	Not as weak as I.
only you.	I will be here when you return.
if only i could. but one of us must stay. father's not strong. willie's just a child. who can look after them in your absence? who can run the estate?	Only you.
then come with me to ingolstadt. marry me now.	If only I could. But one of us must stay. Father's not strong. Willie's just a child. Who can look after them in your absence? Who can run the estate?
i wish to be your wife.	Then come with me to Ingolstadt. Marry me now.
i wish to be your husband.	I wish to be your wife.
brother and sister still?	I wish to be your husband.
is that what makes it so delicious?	Brother and sister still?
this feels... incestuous.	Is that what makes it so delicious?
all my life i've known.	This feels... incestuous.
i've loved you all my life	All my life I've known.
you will.  what do you want, victor?	To be the best there ever was. To push our knowledge beyond our dreams... to eradicate disease and pestilence... to purge mankind of ignorance and fear...
i'll have to do better than that.	You will.  What do you want, Victor?
prouder still. you'll be the handsomest student there.	I'll have to do better than that.
and you?	Prouder still. You'll be the handsomest student there.
father's so proud.	And you?
quite a send-off, isn't it?	Father's so proud.
smell the air. wonderful.	Quite a send-off, isn't it?
don't listen, willie. progress is a feast to be consumed. women would have you believe you must walk before you can run. or run before you can waltz!	Give me that child before you fill his head with drivel!
oh, do give him here! he needs to be comforted and held!	He needs to vent his outrage to the skies! Make yourself heard, Willie! Learning to walk is not an easy thing! Why should it be so?
the world is a dizzying place.	Oh, do give him here! He needs to be comforted and held!
victor, have a care! you'll make him dizzy!	The world is a dizzying place.
god took her from us.	He left a beautiful gift in her place. A baby boy. To cherish and love as our very own. Your brother
she was mother to me as well. but ours is the job of the living. it's up to us now to hold this family together. we must think of father and be strong for him.  i cannot do that alone.	God took her from us.
what kind of god is he to will this?	She was mother to me as well. But ours is the job of the living. It's up to us now to hold this family together. We must think of Father and be strong for him.  I cannot do that alone.
it's not ours to decide. all that live must die. it's god's will.	What kind of God is He to will this?
how could all my father's knowledge and skill fail to save her?	It's not ours to decide. All that live must die. It's God's will.
are you sure it can't hurt us?	Nothing can. Not ever.
don't cry, elizabeth.	Aren't you?
he died. raving about phantoms. he was mad, poor devil.  gather a detail. have the body removed from my cabin.	Aye, Captain.
this ice will break yet.  how's our guest?	He died. Raving about phantoms. He was mad, poor devil.  Gather a detail. Have the body removed from my cabin.
a warming wind.	This ice will break yet.  How's our guest?
they knew the risks when they signed on. i've come too far to turn back now.	Then you run the danger of pushing them to mutiny.
captain, i implore you. the men are frightened and angry. they want your assurance.	They knew the risks when they signed on. I've come too far to turn back now.
it's going to ram us.	It wouldn't dare.
professor?	Oh God.
no. but someday.	Thank goodness. We'd be out of work.
do you foresee this happening in our lifetimes?	No. But someday.
i'm convinced. not by treating symptoms, but by diving nature's most jealously-guarded secrets.	Do you foresee this happening in our lifetimes?
you're saying all disease will eventually be eradicated?	I'm convinced. Not by treating symptoms, but by diving nature's most jealously-guarded secrets.
i'm quite serious. look at all the charity and clinic work we do. up until thirty years ago, the concept of vaccine was unheard of.	You're saying all disease will eventually be eradicated?
all that i once loved lies in a shallow grave. by my hand.	Let it go.
only if you'll tell me who he is.	I owe you that. Done.
i'll be back as soon as i've got her far away and safe. we'll hunt this fiend down together.	Only if you'll tell me who he is.
yes, don't worry. i'll look after your father. you look after her.	I'll be back as soon as I've got her far away and safe. We'll hunt this fiend down together.
are you sure you'll be all right?	Yes, don't worry. I'll look after your father. You look after her.
what happened up there?	I didn't find what I was looking for.
for what?	This. My home. My family.  If not for you, I'd be dead in a burial pit somewhere.
thank you, henry.	For what?
quite a place.	Thank you, Henry.
no. they don't.	Victor. This place looked like a charnel house. What went on here?
it's the down-and-outs i pity most. those who can't fend for themselves. they'll be dead by the thousands before this is done. they don't stand a chance out there.	No. They don't.
nothing in moderation, frankenstein.	It's the down-and-outs I pity most. Those who can't fend for themselves. They'll be dead by the thousands before this is done. They don't stand a chance out there.
everything in moderation, clerval.	Nothing in moderation, Frankenstein.
we catch a few hours sleep where we can. usually here at your bedside.	Everything in moderation, Clerval.
you've been going round-the-clock?	We catch a few hours sleep where we can. Usually here at your bedside.
mine and professor krempe's.  we've been trading off nursing you in shifts. the rest of the time we're out working with the cholera victims. it's his turn for that just now.	You've been going round-the-clock?
is that your diagnosis?	Mine and Professor Krempe's.  We've been trading off nursing you in shifts. The rest of the time we're out working with the cholera victims. It's his turn for that just now.
we feared cholera. turned out to be pneumonia, brought on by nervous exhaustion and some idiot running around in a storm.	Is that your diagnosis?
a... week?	We feared cholera. Turned out to be pneumonia, brought on by nervous exhaustion and some idiot running around in a storm.
thank god your fever broke.  slowly, now. just a sip.  i've been worried we might lose you. it's been touch-and-go for a week.	A... week?
listen to what i'm saying. the militia's arriving to quarantine the city. most of us are getting out while we still can.	You'll be leaving then.  Just as well. You never were cut out for this, Henry. Goodbye.
yes? and?	Listen to what I'm saying. The militia's arriving to quarantine the city. Most of us are getting out while we still can.
things have gone worse with this cholera outbreak. thousand new cases a day now. classes have been suspended. university's shut down.	Yes? And?
this is a bad time, henry. i'm busy just now. what do you want?	Things have gone worse with this cholera outbreak. Thousand new cases a day now. Classes have been suspended. University's shut down.
how much longer?	Few months perhaps. I'm gathering the raw materials even now.
that is my concern.  i'm involved in something just now. i want to finish it in waldman's memory.	How much longer?
we all know how hard you took waldman's death. even krempe is sympathetic. but it is time to move on. it is time to concern yourself with life.	That is my concern.  I'm involved in something just now. I want to finish it in Waldman's memory.
i've been preoccupied.	We all know how hard you took Waldman's death. Even Krempe is sympathetic. But it is time to move on. It is time to concern yourself with life.
victor. this has got to stop.  nobody's seen you in months. you haven't attended a single class.	I've been preoccupied.
no. he had more important work.	There are sick people who need our help. Here and now. Not in some future time. Consider that.
all the more reason for us to continue his work with the poor!	No. He had more important work.
blasphemy be damned! waldman spent his life trying to help people!	All the more reason for us to continue his work with the poor!
that's blasphemy!	Blasphemy be damned! Waldman spent his life trying to help people!
i resent god's monopoly.	That's blasphemy!
you can't. death is god's will!	I resent God's monopoly.
why waldman? he of all people should have cheated death!	You can't. Death is God's will!
you're making a scene!	Why Waldman? He of all people should have cheated death!
it was wrong, henry! it shouldn't have happened! the bastard deserves to die.	You're making a scene!
keep your voice down. you don't know what you're saying.	It was wrong, Henry! It shouldn't have happened! The bastard deserves to die.
good. i'll be there to hear his worthless neck snap.	Keep your voice down. You don't know what you're saying.
they'll hang him all the same.	Good. I'll be there to hear his worthless neck snap.
he was a frightened soul who acted out of fear and ignorance.	They'll hang him all the same.
they just caught the man who did it.	He was a frightened soul who acted out of fear and ignorance.
and here's to him. everything in moderation, frankenstein.	Nothing in moderation, Clerval.
only you would think of that!	Somebody has to!
...yes, and thanks to him, smallpox has been virtually eliminated. i've heard this speech before.	But you haven't listened, Never in history has so much seemed possible. We're on the verge of answers undreamt of... but only if we have the courage to ask the questions.
these are exciting times, henry. we're entering an era of amazing breakthroughs. look at edward jenner. he wasn't content to bleed people with leeches, he pioneered a new frontier of thought	...yes, and thanks to him, smallpox has been virtually eliminated. I've heard this speech before.
now you've got him started.	These are exciting times, Henry. We're entering an era of amazing breakthroughs. Look at Edward Jenner. He wasn't content to bleed people with leeches, he pioneered a new frontier of thought
what now? writing about it in your journal won't help.	It's a letter to my father.
you're a comfort to me, henry.	What now? Writing about it in your journal won't help.
the entire school heard it. it wasn't something one could miss.	You're a comfort to me, Henry.
quite a few.	Do me a favor then...  ...keep them to yourself.
can you think of a better reason?	Quite a few.
rich old ladies and their daughters?	Can you think of a better reason?
do you really think i'm mad?	Come now. Magnus? Agrippa? Next thing you know, you'll be teaching toadstools to speak.
i know. you have a way of making an impression.	Do you really think I'm mad?
victor, victor frankenstein.	I know. You have a way of making an impression.
henry clerval.	Victor, Victor Frankenstein.
of course i am. it pays to humor the insane.	Henry Clerval.
are you having me on?	Of course I am. It pays to humor the insane.
as a march hare.	Are you having me on?
i am not mad.	As a march hare.
i was just clearing my throat.	Very well then.
so you have claimed. yet you have no explanation for this.  the locket last seen in the hands of the poor murdered child was found hidden in your dress the morning following the murder. the locket you so coveted.  how did it come to be in your possession?	I have no knowledge of that.
murder willie? in my heart, he was our child. victor's and mine. such a thing could never have entered my mind.	So you have claimed. Yet you have no explanation for this.  The locket last seen in the hands of the poor murdered child was found hidden in your dress the morning following the murder. The locket you so coveted.  How did it come to be in your possession?
is it also not true that you murdered his brother william in a misdirected crime of passion?	Murder Willie? In my heart, he was our child. Victor's and mine. Such a thing could never have entered my mind.
i have always loved him.	Is it also not true that you murdered his brother William in a misdirected crime of passion?
and is it true, miss moritz, that you love victor frankenstein? that your heart was broken?  answer the question. do you love victor frankenstein?	I have always loved him.
yes. i took refuge in the barn. wouldn't you? lost in the storm? freezing and wet? i was exhausted and could search no longer.	And is it true, Miss Moritz, that you love Victor Frankenstein? That your heart was broken?  Answer the question. Do you love Victor Frankenstein?
you seem to be adapting well to the approved curriculum.	Despite the lack of challenge.
victor frankenstein, sir.  of geneva.	Of Geneva.  Tell me, Mr. Frankenstein of Geneva. Do you wish to study medicine? Or mysticism?
what is your name?	Victor Frankenstein, sir.  Of geneva.
or albertus magnus. cornelius agrippa...	What is your name?
paracelsus?	Or Albertus Magnus. Cornelius Agrippa...
those which stir the imagination as well as the intellect. paracelsus, for one.	Paracelsus?
philosophical?	Those which stir the imagination as well as the intellect. Paracelsus, for one.
but surely, professor, you don't intend we disregard the more... philosophical works.	Philosophical?
in science, the letter of fact is the letter of law. our pursuit is as dogmatic as any religious precept. think of yourselves as disciples of a strict and hallowed sect. someday you may be priests... but only if you learn the scripture chapter and verse.  any questions?	But surely, Professor, you don't intend we disregard the more... philosophical works.
i tell you what we need, my friends. forget the symptoms and diseases. what we need is a vaccine for death itself.	Oh, now you have gone too far. There's only one God, Victor.
victor. he was trying to be gracious.	The strain was evident.
re-configure the leads?	Numbers four and twelve directly into the nervous system?
why?	Our profession needs talent like yours. Destroy your career over an issue of pride? What a waste.
"...a sincere and heartfelt apology which you will then read aloud to him before the assembled student body and faculty.	Why?
nonsense. tonight you will draft an apology to professor krempe...	"...a sincere and heartfelt apology which you will then read aloud to him before the assembled student body and faculty.
i doubt that decision is still mine to make.	Nonsense. Tonight you will draft an apology to Professor Krempe...
it is a thrilling direction to explore. thrilling and dangerous.  nature can be wonderful and terrible. science is not a realm for the reckless; it needs a conscience. we must proceed cautiously. assess as we go.  what i do on my own time is my own business. the same holds true for you. you wish to expand your mind? fine, do so. you can even join me here, if you like. but not at the expense of your normal studies.	I doubt that decision is still mine to make.
but the possibilities. combining ancient knowledge with new? something like this could change our fundamental views!	It is a thrilling direction to explore. Thrilling and dangerous.  Nature can be wonderful and terrible. Science is not a realm for the reckless; it needs a conscience. We must proceed cautiously. Assess as we go.  What I do on my own time is my own business. The same holds true for you. You wish to expand your mind? Fine, do so. You can even join me here, if you like. But not at the expense of your normal studies.
why? god alone knows what it means. until it has proven value, it's nothing more than a ghoulish parlor trick. hardly fit for the classroom.	But the possibilities. Combining ancient knowledge with new? Something like this could change our fundamental views!
it's utterly fantastic! this is the sort of thing i'm talking about! we should be learning this!	Why? God alone knows what it means. Until it has proven value, it's nothing more than a ghoulish parlor trick. Hardly fit for the classroom.
electricity.	It's utterly fantastic! This is the sort of thing I'm talking about! We should be learning this!
preposterous.	I once saw it done, as a boy in Canton. My parents were missionaries. The cure was nothing short of miraculous.  I've never forgotten it. Been fascinated ever since.
you disdain accepted wisdom?	No, I embrace it... as something to be used or discarded as we advance the boundaries of what is known.
to say the least. i came here to expand my mind, but honest inquiry seems strangled at every turn. all we do is cling to the old knowledge instead of seeking the new.	You disdain accepted wisdom?
you have a way of provoking his.  i've been watching you. you seem impatient with your studies.	To say the least. I came here to expand my mind, but honest inquiry seems strangled at every turn. All we do is cling to the old knowledge instead of seeking the new.
krempe has a way of provoking my temper.	You have a way of provoking his.  I've been watching you. You seem impatient with your studies.
victor, explain yourself.	Krempe has a way of provoking my temper.
professor waldman.	Victor, explain yourself.
who are you?	My name is Frankenstein...
we are kindred, you and i. men of ambition. let me tell you all that i have lost in such pursuits. i pray my story will come to mean for you all that is capricious and evil in man.	Who are you?
madness?	We are kindred, you and I. Men of ambition. Let me tell you all that I have lost in such pursuits. I pray my story will come to mean for you all that is capricious and evil in man.
do you share my madness?	Madness?
lives are ephemeral. the knowledge we gain, the achievements we leave behind... those live on.	Do you share my madness?
you'd persist at the cost of your own life? the lives of your crew?	Lives are ephemeral. The knowledge we gain, the achievements we leave behind... those live on.
then explain it, whatever it is. it could save the voyage. i've spent years planning this. my entire fortune.	You'd persist at the cost of your own life? The lives of your crew?
your men are right to be afraid.	Then explain it, whatever it is. It could save the voyage. I've spent years planning this. My entire fortune.
you know of it?	Your men are right to be afraid.
creature? a... human like creature?	You know of it?
i can't say i blame them. we're trapped in this ice and bedeviled by some sort of... creature.	Creature? A... human like creature?
i heard.	I can't say I blame them. We're trapped in this ice and bedeviled by some sort of... creature.
would-be. i'm plagued with my share of difficulties just at the moment.	I heard.
ah. an explorer.	Would-be. I'm plagued with my share of difficulties just at the moment.
there's a startling question, coming from you.  i'm captain of this ship. we sailed from archangel a month ago, seeking a passage to the north pole.	Ah. An explorer.
how is it you come to be here?	There's a startling question, coming from you.  I'm captain of this ship. We sailed from Archangel a month ago, seeking a passage to the North Pole.
are you a physician?	How is it you come to be here?
frostbite. gangrene. a simple diagnosis.	Are you a physician?
i'm... dying.	Frostbite. Gangrene. A simple diagnosis.
you're awake. i've prepared some broth. it'll help restore you.	I'm... dying.
we should go now.	Maybe we should wait for Mr. Christy.
the killer is still out there.	I will protect you.
so young, so pretty. what monster could have done such a thing?	Bill -- Bill -- Bill is out there...
it's just this place. the storm. that's why you're all upset.	No, no, they're all dead...
jack? marcie? ned?	It's just this place. The storm. That's why you're all upset.
it will be all right. i'll take care of you.	Jack? Marcie? Ned?
he's dead... she's dead... all dead... please save me... oh... poor bill... oh my god, oh my god... oh god...	It will be all right. I'll take care of you.
good night, alice.	Good night, Brenda.
give them a little while longer. it's still early, anyway.	I guess...
i think we should go wake them up. just in case.	Give them a little while longer. It's still early, anyway.
melvin belli.	I was careless.
tomorrow is another day.	Right! Right!
shows how much you know. it's something about tomorrow.	Tomorrow is another day.
what'd you see?	I don't know. Marcie's got me paranoid.
i've got to go to town and pick up the trailer and all that other stuff, but i'll be back around ten. if you're still up, we can talk, okay?	Sure.
thanks, alice.	I've got to go to town and pick up the trailer and all that other stuff, but I'll be back around ten. If you're still up, we can talk, okay?
next friday.	Thanks, Alice.
you may not care a lot about this place, alice, but i mean to make it my whole life. it's been my whole life. gimme a chance. stay a week. help get it ready. next friday, if you're not happy, i'll put you on the bus myself. i'll be grateful.	Next Friday.
i don't know. probably be best for everybody.	You may not care a lot about this place, Alice, but I mean to make it my whole life. It's been my whole life. Gimme a chance. Stay a week. Help get it ready. Next Friday, if you're not happy, I'll put you on the bus myself. I'll be grateful.
you want to leave?	I don't know. Probably be best for everybody.
just a feeling.  nothing personal.	You want to leave?
any particular reason?	Just a feeling.  Nothing personal.
you draw very well.	Oh, thanks. I wish I could spend more time at it.
that's got her. thanks. i'm steve christy. welcome to camp crystal lake. you got some grubby clothes? climb into 'em. alice, see if bill has cleaned out the boathouse. i want him to start with the canoes. what happened to brenda?	You told her to sweep the courts.
push on this side. alice, this is jack, marcie and ned. push.	That's got her. Thanks. I'm Steve Christy. Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake. You got some grubby clothes? Climb into 'em. Alice, see if Bill has cleaned out the boathouse. I want him to start with the canoes. What happened to Brenda?
cabin b is ready.	Push on this side. Alice, this is Jack, Marcie and Ned. Push.
why don't we run? just run now?	It's over twenty miles to the crossroads. Steve'll be back in an hour. Things will straighten out then. We'll take his Jeep and get help.
wet. i don't know.	Why don't we run? Just run now?
what's the matter with it?	Wet. I don't know.
do you have a dime? a quarter?	No. There must be some in the desk somewhere.
it's dead. try the pay phone.	Do you have a dime? A quarter?
marcie?	Hey, guys!
jack?	Marcie?
i'll go check on brenda.	Okay.
they're off now.	I'll go check on Brenda.
where?	They're off now.
did somebody leave the lights on at the softball field?	Where?
i'll go take a look.	Did somebody leave the lights on at the softball field?
it sounded like brenda.	I'll go take a look.
can't hear anything through that wind and rain.	It sounded like Brenda.
i don't hear it anymore.	Can't hear anything through that wind and rain.
help you clean up?	Absolutely.
good point.	Well, it hasn't been that long.
it wouldn't matter except steve should be getting back pretty soon. it wouldn't look so great if he fell over them.	Good point.
jack and marcie are gonna be drenched.	Not if they're where I think they are.
trouble?	Bad bulb or no power. It's getting a little gloomy in here.
how the... did he get in there?	Slipped in. Probably liked the scent of your perfume.
you can only do what you can do.	And then Steve looks at you with those hurt eyes -- like you don't care about children...
i didn't know i was asleep... what time is it?	Almost five.
what'll you do when you leave here?	I don't know.
i walked into it knowing i'd get hurt, but i thought i could stand anything.  i just wasn't ready for that kind of pain. we were supposed to meet in l.a. when i got back there, he sent a telegram saying he was going back to his wife.	What'll you do when you leave here?
it still hurts?	I walked into it knowing I'd get hurt, but I thought I could stand anything.  I just wasn't ready for that kind of pain. We were supposed to meet in L.A. When I got back there, he sent a telegram saying he was going back to his wife.
filmmaker.	Artist.
and it's this place. it makes no sense, but it spooks me.	You're right. It makes no sense.
maybe i can help?	And it's this place. It makes no sense, but it spooks me.
it's long and personal. it has nothing to do with you or the other kids.	Maybe I can help?
how come you're leaving?	It's long and personal. It has nothing to do with you or the other kids.
oh, my god...	You okay?
un-hunh.	Oh, my God...
steve said you were thinking of leaving. true?	Un-hunh.
you think you're gonna last all summer?	I'm not sure I'll last all week.  I'll tell Steve.
everybody except the girl who's supposed to handle the kitchen. annie.	You think you're gonna last all summer?
alice? the others show up?	Everybody except the girl who's supposed to handle the kitchen. Annie.
steve said for you to start on the boats.	I finished the boats.
i'm gonna go lie down and catch some z's. today wiped me out.  thanks, alice.	You're welcome.
sure.	I'm gonna go lie down and catch some z's. Today wiped me out.  Thanks, Alice.
i'm sorry.	Ned? We're gonna be working together for a while. You're a nice guy without all the entertainment, okay?
i'll be along.	Don't burn that gorgeous body, or I'll scratch your eyes out...
how come?	Some campers drowned. Then some counselors got killed.
let's go back, barry...	I need you so much, Claudette.
come on, claudette. a man's not made of stone.	Let's go back, Barry...
somebody's there, barry.	Come on, Claudette. A man's not made of stone.
no, they won't...	Somebody's there, Barry.
somebody'll see.	No, they won't...
claudette...	Somebody'll see.
oh, you...	Claudette...
i wouldn't know.	Oh, you...
you know what i said, though.	I can't, Barry...
i meant everything.	You know what I said, though.
you said we were special.	I meant everything.
you just had some lucky shots.	Where's Ned?
chance to get even?	I'll spot you five points.
roll him over!	Get behind him more.
what is it?	Is it stuck?
floor probably leaks. this area is full of springs.	A short somewhere.
thanks.	I figured if I didn't save you. I'd have to give you mouth-to-mouth and that would have ruined my appetite.
i had to.	Thanks.
you saved my life.	I had to.
don't get up. take a second...	You saved my life.
i'll be okay. holy shit...	Don't get up. Take a second...
this is almost like the one at my uncle's cabin in maine.	Here we go.
for sure.	This is almost like the one at my uncle's cabin in Maine.
give me a hand?	For sure.
what the hell?	Where'd you get that stuff?
that was the telephone.	Ha! You wily oriental! The phone was "Mr. Watson, come in here, I need you." "What hath God wrought" was the telegraph.
what hath god wrought?	That was the telephone.
no wonder they lost america. how could you sneak around in the bushes wearing that? what's to eat?	Whatever you make yourself.
holy shit...	We wouldn't want you thinking you're the only show-off in camp, would we?
what do you want to be when you grow up?	Dancer.
you ever fire one of those bows again, and i'll tack you up on the wall to dry.	God, but I love that sexy talk.
want to see my trick shot? it's even better.	You ever fire one of those bows again, and I'll tack you up on the wall to dry.
i don't believe you...	Want to see my trick shot? It's even better.
did anyone ever tell you you're beautiful when you're angry?	I don't believe you...
steve taught me how to use the emergency generator. the town power lines are supposed to be real shitty.	God, but I love that macho talk! Emergency generators! The Indian used campfires.
it's gonna be a long summer.	Wait, wait! When I was finding these goodies in the shed. I also found this letter which a camper never sent home. Listen.
jack?	Coach, athletic director somewhere.
what about the dope paragraph in mr. christy's letter?	Quote: Controlled substances are expressly forbidden. Possession or use of marijuana or alcohol on campgrounds will means instant dismissal. Unquote.
ow!	I was just wondering if you thought there'd by any other gorgeous women at Camp Crystal Lake. Besides yourself.
sometimes i only think about kissing women.	Ow!
ha!	Sometimes I only think about kissing women.
whassamatta?	Gotta pee. You're lying on my bladder.
like waves. it's never been likes waves before.	Whassamatta?
umhummmmph.	Like waves. It's never been likes waves before.
best over...	Umhummmmph.
mmmmmmmph.	Best over...
mmmmmmmph?	Mmmmmmmph.
are you wet?	Just a little. Wait a minute, woman.
lead the way!	Are you wet?
this is no dream. want to escape for a while?	Lead the way!
i call it my shower dream.	This is no dream. Want to escape for a while?
it's just a dream.	I call it my shower dream.
i'm a little scared of storms. always have been. since i was a kid.	You? The brick?
looks like a storm.	I'm a little scared of storms. Always have been. Since I was a kid.
i guess...	Looks like a storm.
i thought you wanted to give him one of your motherly lectures. ned is gonna do whatever he wants to do, you know.	I guess...
don't call him.	I thought you wanted to give him one of your motherly lectures. Ned is gonna do whatever he wants to do, you know.
ned!	Don't call him.
he keeps on acting like such an asshole!	Ned!
i don't love neddy.	He keeps on acting like such an asshole!
what about neddy?	I don't love Neddy.
i love you.	What about Neddy?
i love you.	I love you.
makes me want to hold on and never let go.	I love you.
wind's up. it's shifted a good hundred and eighty degrees.	Makes me want to hold on and never let go.
boy, we sure do have a lot of filthy small-minded people around here.  wait a minute, i'll get my diaphragm and be right with you.	Wind's up. It's shifted a good hundred and eighty degrees.
just a walk, for chrissakes.	Boy, we sure do have a lot of filthy small-minded people around here.  Wait a minute, I'll get my diaphragm and be right with you.
how about our last jay?	Good call.
wait'll you're really in trouble and see what happens...	But it's in the brochure! "Camp Crystal Lake has a full drama program." You just saw it.
you okay?	Those things can be nasty.
last line of gone with the wind?	Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn!
doctor. now, if you were a flavor of ice cream, what would you be?	Rocky Road.
girls can't be cowboys.	Okay, Fireman.
cowboy.	Girls can't be cowboys.
it's beautiful...	Yeah, and it also look like it hasn't seen a coat of paint in six years.
sex is all you ever think of, neddy.	There you are dead wrong.
that's thirty percent.	For two lonely nights.
yeah. i got it on before this --  -- all started.	That's thirty percent.
i mean...	...I know what you mean. Two and a quarter. Plus fifteen percent tip to make up for me spending the night alone.
one night on the town.	I mean...
how much do i owe you?	One night on the town.
they'll be okay if they know enough to stay in outta the rain.	How much do I owe you?
i have six new counsellor up there. they're all babes in the woods in every sense of the word.	They'll be okay if they know enough to stay in outta the rain.
aw.	I have six new counsellor up there. They're all babes in the woods in every sense of the word.
i got to.	Aw.
you can't go back there tonight. not in that stuff. 'less you wanta get drownded.	I got to.
no, thanks. i'm fine. sandy.	You can't go back there tonight. Not in that stuff. 'Less you wanta get drownded.
anything else you want?	No, thanks. I'm fine. Sandy.
another coincidence.	Yeah.
good luck.	Another coincidence.
sure.	Good luck.
have to drop you here, steve.	Sure.
bad enough we got a full moon; it's friday the 13th. they keep statistics. we get more accidents, more robberies, more rapes, more homicides, more of everything when there's a full moon. it affects people. makes 'em nuts.	You've made a science out of coincidence.
i think water got into the electrical system. you ride me back to camp? i'll get one of my counselors to drive me back tomorrow morning.	Why not?
i told you not to buy that hunk of junk!	I think water got into the electrical system. You ride me back to camp? I'll get one of my counselors to drive me back tomorrow morning.
i meant me, my son and my daughter.	Open the door. I'm coming aboard.
you said it was just you and your son.	I meant me, my son and my daughter.
oh, that's just my daughter in the bathroom.	You said it was just you and your son.
what was that?	Oh, that's just my daughter in the bathroom.
what is your purpose in mexico?	Vacation. I'm taking him to see his first bullfight.
just my son and i.	What is your purpose in Mexico?
how many with you?	Just my son and I.
so let's do it.	Vamanos!
yeah, follow us.	So let's do it.
so do i just follow you?	Yeah, follow us.
it's hardly been used at all. i got it from a drug dealer who only drove it 5 times in as many years. swear to god. that's like new.	So do I just follow you?
i said new, this is an '90.	It's hardly been used at all. I got it from a drug dealer who only drove it 5 times in as many years. Swear to God. That's like new.
you like the car?	I said new, this is an '90.
twenty-eight.	Jesus Christ, Carlos, my brother's dead and he's not coming back, and it's all your fault. Twenty.
you can't, but fifteen percent instead of thirty for my stay at el ray is a good start.	Twenty-eight.
oh, seth, how can i ever make it up to you?	You can't, but fifteen percent instead of thirty for my stay at El Ray is a good start.
did they look like psychos? they were fuckin' vampires. psychos don't explode when sunlight hits 'em, i don't care how crazy they are.	Oh, Seth, how can I ever make it up to you?
i'm sorry to hear that. what were they, psychos?	Did they look like psychos? They were fuckin' vampires. Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits 'em, I don't care how crazy they are.
well, because you picked that place out of a hat, my brother's dead now. and this girl's family's dead.	I'm sorry to hear that. What were they, psychos?
no, but i passed by it a couple of times. it's out in the middle of nowhere. it seems like a rowdy place, so there wouldn't be a lot of police. and it's open from dusk till dawn. you said meet you in the morning.	Well, because you picked that place out of a hat, my brother's dead now. And this girl's family's dead.
have you ever been there before?	No, but I passed by it a couple of times. It's out in the middle of nowhere. It seems like a rowdy place, so there wouldn't be a lot of police. And it's open from dusk till dawn. You said meet you in the morning.
i don't know, one place's as good as another.	Have you ever been there before?
why the fuck, outta all the god forsaken shit holes in mexico, did you have us rendezvous at that place?	I don't know, one place's as good as another.
whatsamatter with you? are you crazy?	Why the fuck, outta all the god forsaken shit holes in Mexico, did you have us rendezvous at that place?
why did they block the door again?	To keep the daylight out! This is where they sleep! Get to the door!
okay, i'll kill you when you change, i swear to god in jesus christ's name.	Thank you, son.
it's not suicide if you're already dead. two...	Okay, I'll kill you when you change, I swear to God in Jesus Christ's name.
you don't believe in suicide.	It's not suicide if you're already dead. Two...
he's running the show.	I'm running the show. I make the plays, and you back the plays I make. Stop thinking with your fucking balls. Kate in a room with a couple of desperate men with nothing to fucking lose ain't the time to "go for it." I need your cover. Cover my ass.
now, you listen to me. you ain't gonna do a goddamn fucking thing, you hear me! nobody cares what you think, i'm running this show, i make the decisions.	He's running the show.
if trusting you means trusting those fuckin' killers, i can't do that. if you don't tell the cops, i will.	Now, you listen to me. You ain't gonna do a goddamn fucking thing, you hear me! Nobody cares what you think, I'm running this show, I make the decisions.
son, i have this situation under control. i know exactly what i'm doing. you're going to have to trust me on this.	If trusting you means trusting those fuckin' killers, I can't do that. If you don't tell the cops, I will.
they're gonna kill her anyway. at least now with all these cops we've got a fighting chance.	Son, I have this situation under control. I know exactly what I'm doing. You're going to have to trust me on this.
what about kate?	They're gonna kill her anyway. At least now with all these cops we've got a fighting chance.
dad, i watch those reality shows. they never let anybody go. any cop will tell you, in a situation like this, you get a chance, you go for it. this is our chance.	What about Kate?
if they get over the border, they're gonna let us go.	Dad, I watch those reality shows. They never let anybody go. Any cop will tell you, in a situation like this, you get a chance, you go for it. This is our chance.
they're gonna kill us. they get us across the border, they're gonna take us out in the desert and shoot us.	If they get over the border, they're gonna let us go.
have you forgotten about your sister?	They're gonna kill us. They get us across the border, they're gonna take us out in the desert and shoot us.
i'm gonna try and get us across the border.	No, dad, you gotta tell 'em that they're back there.
what are you gonna do?	I'm gonna try and get us across the border.
what's this guy's problem?	I have no idea.
i'm exhausted.	Lie in the back, Dad, I'll drive us into Mexico.
why do you want to stop?	I'm exhausted.
unless you two wiseacres wanna be introduced to the joys of hitchhiking, what say we drop this?	The truth hurts.
we got about two more hours of day light left. that'll get us into el paso, which is right next to the border. we'll stop at a motel --	Stop? We're not going to actually stop at a motel, are we?
i promise.	Kate, Scott?
i don't give a shit about living or dying anymore. i just want to send as many of these devils back to hell as i can.	Amen.
well, i say lets tear this place apart for weapons. so when they burst through that door, we'll make 'em wish they never did.	I don't give a shit about living or dying anymore. I just want to send as many of these devils back to hell as I can.
my guess is that this little dive's been feeding on nomad road waifs like bikers and truckers for a longtime. this is probably some of the shipments they stole off the trucks.	Well, I say lets tear this place apart for weapons. So when they burst through that door, we'll make 'em wish they never did.
what's this stuff?	My guess is that this little dive's been feeding on nomad road waifs like bikers and truckers for a longtime. This is probably some of the shipments they stole off the trucks.
you all are gonna fuckin' die! i'm gonna fuckin' kill every last one of you godless pieces of shit!	You bet your sweet ass you are, and I'm gonna help you do it. But we ain't got much time.
did he...?	Yep.
what's an official cross? some piece of tin made in taiwan? what makes that official? if a cross works against vampires, it's not the cross itself, it's what the cross represents. the cross is a symbol of holiness.	Okay, I'll buy that. So we got crosses covered, moving right along, what else?
i don't know about that. in order for it to have any power, i think it's gotta be an official crucifix.	What's an official cross? Some piece of tin made in Taiwan? What makes that official? If a cross works against vampires, it's not the cross itself, it's what the cross represents. The cross is a symbol of holiness.
in the winnebago.	In other words, no.
good for you. now, since we all believe we're dealing with vampires, what do we know about vampires? crosses hurt vampires. do you have a cross?	In the Winnebago.
i'm like you. i don't believe in vampires, but i believe in what i saw.	Good for you. Now, since we all believe we're dealing with vampires, what do we know about vampires? Crosses hurt vampires. Do you have a cross?
you too, preacher?	I'm like you. I don't believe in vampires, but I believe in what I saw.
yeah, i know what's going on. we got a bunch of fuckin' vampires outside trying to get inside and suck our fuckin' blood! that's it, plain and simple. and i don't wanna hear any bullshit about "i don't believe in vampires" because i don't fuckin' believe in vampires either. but i do believe in my own two fuckin' eyes, and with my two eyes i saw fuckin' vampires! now, does everybody agree we're dealin' with vampires.	You too, preacher?
okay, does anybody here know what's going on?	Yeah, I know what's going on. We got a bunch of fuckin' vampires outside trying to get inside and suck our fuckin' blood! That's it, plain and simple. And I don't wanna hear any bullshit about "I don't believe in vampires" because I don't fuckin' believe in vampires either. But I do believe in my own two fuckin' eyes, and with my two eyes I saw fuckin' vampires! Now, does everybody agree we're dealin' with vampires.
now, is your shit together?	Forever together.
to yours.	Now, is your shit together?
to your family.	To yours.
what did you call me?	Nothing. I didn't make a statement. I asked a question. Would you like me to ask it again? Very well. Are you such a loser you can't tell when you've won?  The entire state of Texas, along with the FBI, is looking for you. Did they find you? No. They couldn't. They had every entrance to the border covered. There's no way you could get across. Did you? Yes, you did. You've won, Seth, enjoy it.
are you so much a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?	What did you call me?
i never said do what i do, i said do what i say.	Are you so much a fucking loser, you can't tell when you've won?
before we stepped in here, you told all of us to be cool. that means you, too.	I never said do what I do, I said do what I say.
i'm gonna just sit here and drain this bottle. and when i've drunk the last drop, if i still feel then, the way i feel now, i'm gonna take this bottle and break it over his melon head.	Before we stepped in here, you told all of us to be cool. That means you, too.
what are you going to do?	I'm gonna just sit here and drain this bottle. And when I've drunk the last drop, if I still feel then, the way I feel now, I'm gonna take this bottle and break it over his melon head.
he's smilin' at us. but behind his smile, he's sayin', "fuck you jack." i hear that loud and clear.	What are you going to do?
he backed down.	He's smilin' at us. But behind his smile, he's sayin', "Fuck you Jack." I hear that loud and clear.
i'm still stewing about that ape laying hands on me. and that fuckin' bartender sticks a weed up my ass, too.	He backed down.
why are you so agitated?	I'm still stewing about that ape laying hands on me. And that fuckin' bartender sticks a weed up my ass, too.
no, i do drink, i'm just not drinking now.	Suit yourself, more for me.  Scotty?
why not, against your religion?	No, I do drink, I'm just not drinking now.
pass.	Why not, against your religion?
who else?	Pass.
out of the stew pot and into the fire.	Shit, I been to bars make this place look like a fuckin' 4-H club.
then?	Then stop, 'cause that's where we're going.
we did our part, we gotcha in mexico. now it's time for your part, letting us go.	Pops, when you're right, you're right, and you are right.
i don't have the slightest idea.	Well, you just keep thinkin' of that gun next to Kate's temple.
as long as you're cool, she'll be cool. what're ya gonna say?	I don't have the slightest idea.
i'm telling you, don't hurt her.	As long as you're cool, she'll be cool. What're ya gonna say?
i swear to god i won't try to escape and i'll do my best to get you into mexico.	You best better get it done, Pops.
swear to god, on the bible, you won't try to escape and you'll get us across the border.	I swear to God I won't try to escape and I'll do my best to get you into Mexico.
if he touches her, i'll kill him. i don't give a fuck how many guns you have, nothing will stop me from killing him.	Fair enough. You break your word, I'll kill all of you.  Kate, honey!
you won't let him touch her?	I can handle Richie, don't worry.
didn't think so. so, as i was saying, i'm willing to make a deal. you behave, get us into mexico, and don't try to escape. i'll keep my brother off your daughter and let you all loose in the morning.	You won't let him touch her?
no, i didn't.	Didn't think so. So, as I was saying, I'm willing to make a deal. You behave, get us into Mexico, and don't try to escape. I'll keep my brother off your daughter and let you all loose in the morning.
didn't like it, did ya?	No, I didn't.
yes.	Didn't like it, did ya?
look, dickhead, the only thing you need to be convinced about is that you're stuck in a situation with a coupla real mean motor scooters. i don't wanna hafta worry about you all fuckin' night. and i don't think you wanna be worrying about my brother's intentions toward your daughter all night. you notice the way he looked at her, didn't ya?	Yes.
you want me to sit here and be passive. the only way being passive in this situation makes sense is if i believe you'll let us go. i'm not there yet. you have to convince me you're telling the truth.	Look, dickhead, the only thing you need to be convinced about is that you're stuck in a situation with a coupla real mean motor scooters. I don't wanna hafta worry about you all fuckin' night. And I don't think you wanna be worrying about my brother's intentions toward your daughter all night. You notice the way he looked at her, didn't ya?
jesus christ, pops, don't start with this shit.	You want me to sit here and be passive. The only way being passive in this situation makes sense is if I believe you'll let us go. I'm not there yet. You have to convince me you're telling the truth.
how do i know you'll keep your word?	Jesus Christ, Pops, don't start with this shit.
i thought so. you help us get across the border without incident, stay with us the rest of the night without trying anything funny, and in the morning we'll let you and your family go. that way everybody gets what they want. you and your kids get out of this alive and we get into mexico. everybody's happy.	How do I know you'll keep your word?
yes.	I thought so. You help us get across the border without incident, stay with us the rest of the night without trying anything funny, and in the morning we'll let you and your family go. That way everybody gets what they want. You and your kids get out of this alive and we get into Mexico. Everybody's happy.
i seem to have touched a nerve. don't be so sensitive, pops, let's keep this friendly. but you're right, enough with the getting to know you shit.  now, there's two ways we can play this hand. one way is me and you go round an' round all fuckin' night. the other way, is we reach some sort of an understanding. now, if we go down that first path at the end of the day, i'll win. but we go down the second, we'll both win. now, i don't give a rat's ass about you or your fuckin' family. y'all can live forever or die this second and i don't care which. the only things i do care about are me that son-of-a-bitch in the back, and our money. and right now i need to get those three things into mexico. now, stop me if i'm wrong, but i take it you don't give a shit about seeing me and my brother receiving justice, or the bank getting its money back. right now all you care about is the safety of your daughter, your son and possibly yourself. am i correct?	Yes.
i think i've gotten about as up close and personal with you as i'm gonna get. now if you need me like i think you need me, you're not gonna kill me 'cause i won't answer your stupid, prying questions. so, with all due respect, mind your own business.	I seem to have touched a nerve. Don't be so sensitive, Pops, let's keep this friendly. But you're right, enough with the getting to know you shit.  Now, there's two ways we can play this hand. One way is me and you go round an' round all fuckin' night. The other way, is we reach some sort of an understanding. Now, if we go down that first path at the end of the day, I'll win. But we go down the second, we'll both win. Now, I don't give a rat's ass about you or your fuckin' family. Y'all can live forever or die this second and I don't care which. The only things I do care about are me that son-of-a-bitch in the back, and our money. And right now I need to get those three things into Mexico. Now, stop me if I'm wrong, but I take it you don't give a shit about seeing me and my brother receiving justice, or the bank getting its money back. Right now all you care about is the safety of your daughter, your son and possibly yourself. Am I correct?
why'd ya quit?	I think I've gotten about as up close and personal with you as I'm gonna get. Now if you need me like I think you need me, you're not gonna kill me 'cause I won't answer your stupid, prying questions. So, with all due respect, mind your own business.
yes.	Why'd ya quit?
was? as in not anymore?	Yes.
i was a minister.	Was? As in not anymore?
you're a preacher?	I was a minister.
real mccoy.	You're a preacher?
i've seen one of these before. a friend of mine had himself declared a minister of his own religion. away to fuck the irs. is that what you're doing, or are you the real mccoy?	Real McCoy.
yes.	I've seen one of these before. A friend of mine had himself declared a minister of his own religion. Away to fuck the IRS. Is that what you're doing, or are you the real McCoy?
is this real?	Yes.
yes, they do.	Is this real?
whewww! those acts of god really stick it in and break it off, don't they?	Yes, they do.
not quite. she was trapped in the wreck for about six hours before she passed on.	Whewww! Those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?
died instantly?	Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about six hours before she passed on.
no. it was a rainy night, the brakes on the car weren't great. she had to stop suddenly. she slid on the road, she crashed, she died.	Died instantly?
come on, gimme some more details. how'd it happen? some fuckin' drunk kill her?	No. It was a rainy night, the brakes on the car weren't great. She had to stop suddenly. She slid on the road, she crashed, she died.
auto wreck.	Come on, gimme some more details. How'd it happen? Some fuckin' drunk kill her?
how'd she die?	Auto wreck.
yes, she is.	How'd she die?
she's dead?	Yes, she is.
in heaven.	She's dead?
where is the little lady?	In heaven.
my wife.	Where is the little lady?
who's this?	My wife.
jacob fuller. jacob, that's biblical, ain't it? what am i askin' for, of course it is.  what are their names?	Scott and Kate.
yes.	Good.  Your old man's all right, he just saved your life.
my children are not going with you, and that's that.	That's not fuckin' that...  this is fuckin' this.  Go sit over there.
sorry, i need everybody.	My children are not going with you, and that's that.
if you're taking people, take me. but my kids aren't going anywhere with you.	Sorry, I need everybody.
come again?	If you're taking people, take me. But my kids aren't going anywhere with you.
not a chance.	Come again?
on the dresser.	Richie, take the keys. Start that big bastard up, and drive it up front.
where are the keys to the motor home?	On the dresser.
just listen to daddy, sugar, and don't do nothin' stupid.  you two, simon says sit the fuck down!	Where are the keys to the motor home?
it's okay, honey. everything's going to be all right.	Just listen to daddy, sugar, and don't do nothin' stupid.  You two, Simon says sit the fuck down!
what's this about, money?	It's about money, all right, but not yours. You see, me and my brother here are in a little hot water and we need your assistance.
oh, well, excuse me all to hell.	What's this about, money?
neither does he. he looks vietnamese.	Oh, well, excuse me all to hell.
how does that happen? you don't look japanese.	Neither does he. He looks Vietnamese.
he's my son.	How does that happen? You don't look Japanese.
what's the story with you two? you a couple of fags?	He's my son.
jacob.	Okay, Jacob, get up and sit your ass down on the bed. Make a wrong move and I'll shoot you in the face.
what's your name?	Jacob.
no!	Everybody goes home!
i'm going for 'em!	No!
i swear to god, our father, that when you change into one of the undead, i will kill you.	Good girl. Now, Scott, we have even less time, so I'm only giving you the count of three. One...
not good enough, swear to god.	I swear to God, our father, that when you change into one of the undead, I will kill you.
okay, okay, i promise i'll do it!	Not good enough, swear to God.
kate, we don't have all day, so i'm only gonna count to five. one...two... three... four...	Okay, okay, I promise I'll do it!
i promise.	Scott?
you're gonna be okay, aren't you, daddy?	No, I'm not. I've been bit. In effect, I'm already dead.
about two hours from now.	So all we have to do is get by for a few more hours and then we can walk right out the front door.
it has a bed. that's all i care about.	Other places have beds, they also have cable TV, a gym, room service...
if it doesn't have a pool, we're looking for a new place.	It has a bed. That's all I care about.
it's not a flop house. it's basic and simple. that doesn't make it a flop house.	If it doesn't have a pool, we're looking for a new place.
it's a flop house.	It's not a flop house. It's basic and simple. That doesn't make it a flop house.
there's nothing wrong with this place.	It's a flop house.
what do you think mom would say?	Mom's got nothing to say, she's dead.
kate, give your old man a little credit. every person who chooses the service of god as their life's work has something in common. i don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a buddhist monk. many, many times during your life you'll look at your reflection in the mirror and ask yourself, am i a fool? we've all done it. i'm not going through a lapse. what i've experienced is closer to awakening. i'm not trying to shake your faith. i've just decided not to devote my life to god anymore.	What do you think Mom would say?
that happens, you'll get it back.	Kate, give your old man a little credit. Every person who chooses the service of God as their life's work has something in common. I don't care if you're a preacher, a priest, a nun, a rabbi or a Buddhist monk. Many, many times during your life you'll look at your reflection in the mirror and ask yourself, am I a fool? We've all done it. I'm not going through a lapse. What I've experienced is closer to awakening. I'm not trying to shake your faith. I've just decided not to devote my life to God anymore.
i didn't say fuck him. i'm just not connected anymore.	That happens, you'll get it back.
it's just, all our lives you've been a pastor. for twenty years you've preached trust in the lord. and then one day you wake up and say fuck him?	I didn't say fuck him. I'm just not connected anymore.
not enough to be a pastor. look, i know this is hard on you kids. after jenny's death, this is probably the last thing you need. but i can't do it any longer. my congregation needs spiritual leadership. well, they can't get that from me anymore. my faith is gone. to answer your question, yes, i do believe in jesus. but do i love them? no. after jenny died, i just thought, what's the point?	It's just, all our lives you've been a pastor. For twenty years you've preached trust in the lord. And then one day you wake up and say fuck him?
i didn't want to talk about this in front of scott because he gets upset. but you don't believe in god anymore?	Not enough to be a pastor. Look, I know this is hard on you kids. After Jenny's death, this is probably the last thing you need. But I can't do it any longer. My congregation needs spiritual leadership. Well, they can't get that from me anymore. My faith is gone. To answer your question, yes, I do believe in Jesus. But do I love them? No. After Jenny died, I just thought, what's the point?
that's very nice of ted, but i'll call him tomorrow and tell him not to bother waiting.	I didn't want to talk about this in front of Scott because he gets upset. But you don't believe in God anymore?
dad, when i called the machine to check our messages there was one from bethel baptist. mr. franklin said he wouldn't permanently replace you until we came back. he said when we come home, if you still feel the same way --	That's very nice of Ted, but I'll call him tomorrow and tell him not to bother waiting.
i just bet you would. don't even think about it. besides, i want to have one night's sleep in an honest- to-goodness bed. the beds in the home are okay, but they're not like a real bed.	Hey, if we go to a motel, we can swim.
you two ought to start a stand-up act, because you're just wasting your humor on me.	Ain't it the truth.
it's the bitterest of pills.	You two ought to start a stand-up act, because you're just wasting your humor on me.
what did i say?	You asked me if I would --
what you said to me in the room.	What did I say?
do what?	What you said to me in the room.
in the room. were you serious, or were you just foolin' around? i'm just bringing it up, 'cause if you really want me to do that for you, i will.	Do what?
what?	In the room. Were you serious, or were you just foolin' around? I'm just bringing it up, 'cause if you really want me to do that for you, I will.
what's in mexico?	Mexicans.
mexico.	What's in Mexico?
where are you taking us?	Mexico.
what?	Where are you taking us?
richie, will you do me a favor and eat my pussy?	Sure.
what's going on?	We're having a wet bikini contest, and you just won.
see ya.	Later.
me too.	See ya.
i'm sorry.	Me too.
should i use the last bullets on us?	You use 'em on the first couple of these parasites that try to bite you.
well, when you run out of weapons, just start cold cocking 'em. make 'em sing for their supper.	Should I use the last bullets on us?
not many.	Well, when you run out of weapons, just start cold cocking 'em. Make 'em sing for their supper.
how many bullets left, kid?	Not many.
watch my back!	Anytime.
daddy's dead.	Noooo!
we have to go back for daddy!	Daddy's dead.
i'm really sorry.	Bullshit! You hate us. If you had half a chance you'd feed us to them!
peachy! why shouldn't i be? the world's my oyster, except for the fact that i just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though i don't believe in vampires. aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.	I'm really sorry.
are you okay?	Peachy! Why shouldn't I be? The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
how about you, cutie pie? ready for round two?	Okay.
you're gonna let us go?	In the morning, darlin', in the morning, we are G-O-N-E and you are F-R-E-E. Now, I know I put you guys through hell, and I know I've been one rough pecker, but from here on end you guys are in my cool book. Scotty, help me pick Richie up, and lay him down. Jacob, keep going on this road till you get to a sign that says, "Digayo." When you get to Digayo, turn this big bastard left, go on down for a few miles, then you see a bar called "The Titty Twister." From what I hear, you can't miss it.
yeah, we got a bible.	Get it and bring it up here, will ya, please?
you must have a bible in here, don't cha?	Yeah, we got a bible.
yeah.	You must have a bible in here, don't cha?
yes.	You damn well better. Go.
do you believe me?	Yes.
yes.	Do you believe me?
you got three minutes. one second longer, i shoot your father in the face. do you understand what i just said?	Yes.
creepy guy.	The Sword of Damocles is lifted from above Seth's head. He's just solved a problem that a mere thirty seconds ago seemed unsolvable. He knows exactly how he's going to cross the border. Whistling a happy tune, he turns and walks back into room #9.
-- see this, television!	Feel this, real wood paneling. That's real wood, too, not that fake stuff.
-- you got your shower --	-- see this, television!
-- you got your sink --	-- you got your shower --
-- you got your microwave --	-- you got your sink --
why, just look at all this. you got your kitchen --	-- you got your microwave --
is it safe to assume that because the death count involved and the loss of life of law enforcement officers, that the bureau, the rangers and the police force are taking this manhunt personally?	I would say that's a very safe assumption.
this can't be confirmed at this time, but we do believe it to be true. we have reason to believe it was the youngest brother richard, and he was shot in the vicinity of his neck and shoulders by the store's clerk.	Is it safe to assume that because the death count involved and the loss of life of law enforcement officers, that the Bureau, the Rangers and the police force are taking this manhunt personally?
what about the report from an eyewitness at the liquor store who said one of the brothers was shot?	This can't be confirmed at this time, but we do believe it to be true. We have reason to believe it was the youngest brother Richard, and he was shot in the vicinity of his neck and shoulders by the store's clerk.
we've received no news one way or the other. we can only hope for the best.	What about the report from an eyewitness at the liquor store who said one of the brothers was shot?
are you optimistic about the safety of the hostage they took in abilene, gloria hill?	We've received no news one way or the other. We can only hope for the best.
yes, it does, kelly. we have already alerted the mexican authorities. they intend to cooperate every way possible in bringing these fugitives to justice.	Are you optimistic about the safety of the hostage they took in Abilene, Gloria Hill?
agent chase, does it appear that they are heading for mexico.	Yes, it does, Kelly. We have already alerted the Mexican authorities. They intend to cooperate every way possible in bringing these fugitives to justice.
for the time being we are very confident we will apprehend the fugitives in the next forty-eight hours. the bureau, local law enforcement and the texas rangers have all joined forces in forming a dragnet to snare seth and richard gecko.	Agent Chase, does it appear that they are heading for Mexico.
yeah, and i'm gonna be right back at it tomorrow. so tonight i'm gonna sit in front of the box and just drink booze. how much is the bottle?	Six-fifty.
they'll probably make a run for the border, which would bring 'em this way. and if we get our hands on those shit asses, we're talking payback time. we'll get 'em all right. i gotta piss. i'm gonna use your commode.	Knock yourself out.
four rangers, three cops, and two civilians. and they took a lady bank teller as a hostage.	They'll probably make a run for the border, which would bring 'em this way. And if we get our hands on those shit asses, we're talking payback time. We'll get 'em all right. I gotta piss. I'm gonna use your commode.
that's all that's been on the box all day. they killed some people didn't they?	Four Rangers, three cops, and two civilians. And they took a lady bank teller as a hostage.
what the hell would i do with that grease pit? besides, nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head. then all this abilene shit happened. you heard about that bank robbery in abilene, didn't ya?	That's all that's been on the box all day. They killed some people didn't they?
you could sue the shit out of her, ya know. that kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers. you could own that fuckin' place.	What the hell would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head. Then all this Abilene shit happened. You heard about that bank robbery in Abilene, didn't ya?
well, if there ain't there sure oughta be. who knows what goes on inside mongoloid's mind?	You could sue the shit out of her, ya know. That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flippin' burgers. You could own that fuckin' place.
isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?	Well, if there ain't there sure oughta be. Who knows what goes on inside Mongoloid's mind?
awww, it's just been a shitass day. every inch of it hot and miserable. first off, nadine at the blue chip got some sorta sick, so that mongoloid boy of hers was workin' the grill. that fuckin' idiot don't know rat shit from rice krispies. i ate breakfast at nine, was pukin' up pigs in a blanket like a sick dog by ten thirty.	Isn't there a law or something against retards serving food to the public?
whatsamatter?	Awww, it's just been a shitass day. Every inch of it hot and miserable. First off, Nadine at the Blue Chip got some sorta sick, so that Mongoloid boy of hers was workin' the grill. That fuckin' idiot don't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine, was pukin' up pigs in a blanket like a sick dog by ten thirty.
jesus christ man, that microwave food will kill ya as quick as a bullet. those burritos are only fit for a hippie high on weed. pull me down a bottle of jack daniels. i'm gettin' tanked tonight.	Whatsamatter?
i'm by myself today, ate my lunch outta the microwave.	Jesus Christ man, that microwave food will kill ya as quick as a bullet. Those burritos are only fit for a hippie high on weed. Pull me down a bottle of Jack Daniels. I'm gettin' tanked tonight.
not even for lunch?	I'm by myself today, ate my lunch outta the microwave.
haven't felt it a bit. been inside with the air conditioner blastin' all day long.	Not even for lunch?
hot goddamn day!	Haven't felt it a bit. Been inside with the air conditioner blastin' all day long.
i never said help us!	Well that don't matter now, 'cause you got about two fuckin' seconds to live! Richie!
i wasn't scratching!	You callin' him a liar?
he says you were scratching.	I wasn't scratching!
what? are you kidding? i didn't do anything!	He says you were scratching.
were you giving that pig signals?	What? Are you kidding? I didn't do anything!
i want that son-of-a-bitch out outta here, in his car, and down the road or you can change the name of this place to "benny's world of blood."	Were you giving that pig signals?
he comes in here every day and we bullshit. he's used my toilet a thousand times. if i told him no, he'd know something was up.	I want that son-of-a-bitch out outta here, in his car, and down the road or you can change the name of this place to "Benny's World of Blood."
letting him use your toilet? no store does that.	He comes in here every day and we bullshit. He's used my toilet a thousand times. If I told him no, he'd know something was up.
what do you want from me? i did what you said.	Letting him use your toilet? No store does that.
best in mexico.	I kinda doubt that. We're grabbin' a table, send over a waitress to take our order.
are you tellin' me i'm not good enough to drink here?	This bar is for bikers and truckers only.  You, get out!
this is a private club. you're not welcome.	Are you tellin' me I'm not good enough to drink here?
what dya mean?	This is a private club. You're not welcome.
you can't come in here.	What dya mean?
whiskey!	You can't come in here.
how are you?	Scarred for life, that's how I am!
well, then ask her, dumb ass.	Por favor, Senorita. Would you care to join us?
yeah.	Well, then ask her, dumb ass.
earth to richie. don't you wanna ask your new friend to join us?	Yeah.
it don't look together.	Well, it is. Just because I'm happy doesn't mean I'm on vacation. You're just not used to seein' me happy, 'cause it's been about fifteen fuckin' years since I been happy. But my shit is forever together.
my shit is together.	It don't look together.
no, you're not. you're sippin' margaritas in el ray. but we're not in el ray. we're here -- getting ready to go in there. you're so pleased with yourself about getting into mexico, you think the job's down. it ain't. get back on the clock. that's a fuck-with-you-bar. we hang around there for a coupla hours, in all likelihood, we'll get fucked with. so get your shit together, brother.	My shit is together.
i'm here with you.	No, you're not. You're sippin' margaritas in El Ray. But we're not in El Ray. We're here -- getting ready to go in there. You're so pleased with yourself about getting into Mexico, you think the job's down. It ain't. Get back on the clock. That's a fuck-with-you-bar. We hang around there for a coupla hours, in all likelihood, we'll get fucked with. So get your shit together, brother.
where are you?	I'm here with you.
what do you mean?	Where are you?
where are you right now?	What do you mean?
how?	Where are you right now?
you're lookin' green.	How?
no, richie, what do i look like?	You're lookin' green.
you know what you look like?	No, Richie, what do I look like?
that's what you look like.	You know what you look like?
i'm lookin' scared?	That's what you look like.
that's how you're lookin', richie.	I'm lookin' scared?
that's what you think?	That's how you're lookin', Richie.
yeah, like a mexican hole-in-the- wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription.	It's not a big deal, unless you make it a big deal. Now, I'm real happy, Richie, stop bringing me down with bullshit.
when we get to el ray, i'll take care of it.	Yeah, like a Mexican hole-in-the- wall's gonna have my fuckin' prescription.
what dya mean, don't worry about it. of course i'm gonna worry about it, i can't fuckin' see.	When we get to El Ray, I'll take care of it.
don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses.	What dya mean, don't worry about it. Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't fuckin' see.
oh, fuck, seth, that's my only pair!	Don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses.
they broke when you fell.	Oh, fuck, Seth, that's my only pair!
far out.  where are my glasses?	They broke when you fell.
yep. we're heading for the rendezvous right now. we get there, we pound booze till carlos shows up, he escorts us to el ray. and then me and you, brother, kick fuckin' back. how ya like them apples?	Far out.  Where are my glasses?
we are?	Yep. We're heading for the rendezvous right now. We get there, we pound booze till Carlos shows up, he escorts us to El Ray. And then me and you, brother, kick fuckin' back. How ya like them apples?
we are...  "south of the border down mexico way."	We are?
what?	We are...  "South of the border down Mexico way."
well, let me tell ya something, gonna clear your head right up. we are officially mexicans.	What?
yeah, i guess. i'm just a little fucked up.	Well, let me tell ya something, gonna clear your head right up. We are officially Mexicans.
yeah, when you fell your head smacked the toilet hard. it scared the shit outta me. sure you're okay?	Yeah, I guess. I'm just a little fucked up.
really?	Yeah, when you fell your head smacked the toilet hard. It scared the shit outta me. Sure you're okay?
yeah, we were just standing there. you said something about your shoulder hurting, then you just hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.	Really?
i did?	Yeah, we were just standing there. You said something about your shoulder hurting, then you just hit the ground like a sack of potatoes.
i don't know, you just passed out.	I did?
yeah, i think so. what happened?	I don't know, you just passed out.
you okay?	Yeah, I think so. What happened?
this ain't the time.	Oh, I know, was it possibly when your ass was rotting in jail and I broke it out? Yeah, you're right, that was pretty fuckin' nutty. Not to mention stupid. But you know what? I can fix that right now.
i'm curious. what was the nuttiest thing i did?	This ain't the time.
keep your voice down.	Or what?
fuck those spic pigs! you called me a fuckin' nut, and where i come from, that stops the train on its tracks.	Keep your voice down.
this ain't the time, richard.	Fuck those spic pigs! You called me a fuckin' nut, and where I come from, that stops the train on its tracks.
you meant that, but you meant the other, too.	This ain't the time, Richard.
take a pill, kid. i just meant stay cool.	You meant that, but you meant the other, too.
yes, you did. you said as long as i don't act like a fuckin' nut, implying that i've been acting like a fuckin' nut.	Take a pill, kid. I just meant stay cool.
no, i didn't.	Yes, you did. You said as long as I don't act like a fuckin' nut, implying that I've been acting like a fuckin' nut.
you just called me a fuckin' nut.	No, I didn't.
what?	You just called me a fuckin' nut.
what does that mean?	What?
as long as you don't act like a fuckin' nut, we'll be just fine.	What does that mean?
they're gonna search the van.	As long as you don't act like a fuckin' nut, we'll be just fine.
duly noted. now, shut up.	They're gonna search the van.
i just want to go on record as saying this is a bad idea.	Duly noted. Now, shut up.
shut up. it's gonna work just fine,	I just want to go on record as saying this is a bad idea.
this isn't gonna work.	Shut up. It's gonna work just fine,
richard!	What?
yes, seth, i understand.	Yes, Seth, I understand.
yes.	Yes, Seth, I understand.
just say yes! nothing else, just say yes.	Yes.
seth, if you were me --	Just say yes! Nothing else, just say yes.
this is not me! i am a professional fucking thief. i steal money. you try to stop me, god help you. but i don't kill people i don't have to, and i don't rape women. what you doin' ain't how it's done. do you understand?	Seth, if you were me --
what?	This is not me! I am a professional fucking thief. I steal money. You try to stop me, god help you. But I don't kill people I don't have to, and I don't rape women. What you doin' ain't how it's done. Do you understand?
is this my fault? do you think this is what i am?	What?
it's not your fault, it's her fault!	Is this my fault? Do you think this is what I am?
is it me? is it my fault?	It's not your fault, it's her fault!
wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! once you left, she became a whole different person.	Is it me? Is it my fault?
no.  that woman wouldn't of said shit if she had a mouthful.	Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Once you left, she became a whole different person.
there's nothing wrong with me, brother. that woman tried to escape and i did what i had to do.	No.  That woman wouldn't of said shit if she had a mouthful.
yeah, explain it to me. i need an explanation. what's the matter with you?	There's nothing wrong with me, brother. That woman tried to escape and I did what I had to do.
she's in the other room.	What the fuck is she doin' there?!
what'd ya mean, what? the fuckin' woman, the hostage. where the fuck is she, richard!?	She's in the other room.
what?	What'd ya mean, what? The fuckin' woman, the hostage. Where the fuck is she, Richard!?
where's the woman?	What?
i heard it on the radio. we gotta get our asses into mexico tonight. carlos is gonna meet us tomorrow morning at a rendezvous on the other side, then carlos and his boys will escort us to el ray and --	Where's the woman?
how do you know?	I heard it on the radio. We gotta get our asses into Mexico tonight. Carlos is gonna meet us tomorrow morning at a rendezvous on the other side, then Carlos and his boys will escort us to El Ray and --
richie, it's gonna get a lot fuckin' worse before it gets any fuckin' better. we showed our ass in texas. we killed texas fuckin' rangers. they ain't gonna stop lookin' till they find us, and when they find us, they're gonna kill us. texans take it very personal when ya kill their law enforcement officers. the el paso police have already started a motel and hotel search for us.	How do you know?
look, fuck the border. let's just dig in and wait for things to cool down.	Richie, it's gonna get a lot fuckin' worse before it gets any fuckin' better. We showed our ass in Texas. We killed Texas fuckin' Rangers. They ain't gonna stop lookin' till they find us, and when they find us, they're gonna kill us. Texans take it very personal when ya kill their law enforcement officers. The El Paso police have already started a motel and hotel search for us.
i gotta figure a way to get across that goddamn border. longer we fuck around el paso our lives ain't worth a shit.	Look, fuck the border. Let's just dig in and wait for things to cool down.
they're going to apprehend us in forty-eight hours.	I gotta figure a way to get across that goddamn border. Longer we fuck around El Paso our lives ain't worth a shit.
yeah, i saw the border. through binoculars from on top of a high building. that's about as close as i risked getting. what's the tv say?	They're going to apprehend us in forty-eight hours.
didya look at the border?	Yeah, I saw the border. Through binoculars from on top of a high building. That's about as close as I risked getting. What's the TV say?
cops.	Didya look at the border?
what'd ya see?	Cops.
sight seein'.	What'd ya see?
shit, i started to get worried. where the fuck ya been?	Sight seein'.
all i'm saying --	-- This conversation is over.
these guys ain't spic firecracker salesman from tijuana. they don't even know the meaning of the word "barter".  you wanna stay in el ray? you give them thirty percent of your loot. it's scripture. so it is written, so shall it be done. you want sanctuary, you pay the price, and the price is thirty percent.	All I'm saying --
did you even to try to negotiate?	These guys ain't spic firecracker salesman from Tijuana. They don't even know the meaning of the word "barter".  You wanna stay in El Ray? You give them thirty percent of your loot. It's scripture. So it is written, so shall it be done. You want sanctuary, you pay the price, and the price is thirty percent.
that's their standard deal, brother. they ain't about to change it for us.	Did you even to try to negotiate?
hey, when you talk to him, see if you can arrange a better deal than thirty percent.	That's their standard deal, brother. They ain't about to change it for us.
feels good.	I'm gonna go get the money.
i got both rooms on either side of us, so we don't gotta worry about eavesdropping assholes. how's that feel? you okay?	Feels good.
how ya think, it hurts like a son-of- a-bitch.	I got both rooms on either side of us, so we don't gotta worry about eavesdropping assholes. How's that feel? You okay?
how's it feel?	How ya think, it hurts like a son-of- a-bitch.
do they have a waterbed?	They don't have anything except four walls and a roof, and that's all we need.
no.	Do they have a waterbed?
do they have an x-rated channel?	No.
no.	Do they have an X-rated channel?
do they have cable?	No.
what am i supposed to do, seth? he recognized us.	He didn't recognize shit.
what did i tell you? what did i tell you? buy the road map and leave.	What am I supposed to do, Seth? He recognized us.
one... two... three.	What did I tell you? What did I tell you? Buy the road map and leave.
gotcha!	One... Two... Three.
when i count three, shoot out the bottles behind him!	Gotcha!
yeah?	When I count three, shoot out the bottles behind him!
richie? you okay?	I'm not dead, but I'm definitely shot! I told you that bastard said, "Help us!"
shut up and start the car.	Richie? You okay?
you believe me don't cha?	Shut up and start the car.
start the car.	You believe me don't cha?
seth, he did it. you were by the beer cooler with your back turned. i was by the magazines, i could see his face.  and i saw him mouth:	Start the car.
what the fuck is wrong with you --	Seth, he did it. You were by the beer cooler with your back turned. I was by the magazines, I could see his face.  And I saw him mouth:
what the fuck was that about?	He signaled the Ranger.
he needs our help!	He's beyond our help. You saw him get bit. I saw him get bit. We all saw it. You can't help him. I've got no one left to lose but you. I can't be alone again. We're sticking together.
he's right, kate. daddy's dead! he was too far away. if flinging that door and filling this room with those bat-things would save him, i'd fling it. the only thing it'll do is turn us into one of them.	He needs our help!
you could take their head off.	Actually, our best weapon against these satanic cocksuckers is this man.  He's a preacher.
yeah, it's mine.	Go out and bring it in. I feel a song coming on.
in that camper out there i saw a guitar. i take it that's yours.	Yeah, it's mine.
how 'bout you?  you are safer in here with us than wandering around a mexican border town all night long. just don't do nothin' stupid and we'll all get along fine.  scotty, you sure you don't want a drink?	Okay, I'll have one.
wow...	What'd you find, Kathy?
uh... don't see it.  there's no signature.  but hang on -- there's a note to "see addendum."  checking...	Wow...
who signed as his "sponsoring officer"?	Uh... don't see it.  There's no signature.  But hang on -- there's a note to "See Addendum."  Checking...
got it.	Who signed as his "sponsoring officer"?
"wickwire, thomas dane."  see what you can find.	Got it.
okay, but... you didn't have to do what you did.  not for me.	"Wickwire, Thomas Dane."  See what you can find.
or rank.  but can you do me a favor and pull a transfer order?	Okay, but... You didn't have to do what you did.  Not for me.
who's...  lieuten --	Or rank.  But can you do me a favor and pull a transfer order?
don't say my name.	Who's...  Lieuten --
administration, ensign blondell.	Don't say my name.
but are there... i mean, how many...	More than you'd guess.  It's just that we don't hold coffee klatches. If more then three of us get together at any one time, the guys think it's some kind of uprising.
just a friend.  we have friends, too, you know.	But are there... I mean, how many...
the woman i saw you with...	Just a friend.  We have friends, too, you know.
i've been accused of that wish.	The woman I saw you with...
i don't know if there's any single reason.  but my father was navy. and he had this old-time recruiting poster in his den.  it showed a girl trying on a sailor's uniform while saying, "gee, i wish i were a man! i'd join the navy!"  was maybe 10 years old when i first saw it, and even then it felt wrong.  made me mad.  and i don't think a month has gone by that i haven't thought about that poster.  "gee, i wish i were a man."	I've been accused of that wish.
just some of the women.	I don't know if there's any single reason.  But my father was Navy. And he had this old-time recruiting poster in his den.  It showed a girl trying on a sailor's uniform while saying, "Gee, I wish I were a man! I'd join the Navy!"  Was maybe 10 years old when I first saw it, and even then it felt wrong.  Made me mad.  And I don't think a month has gone by that I haven't thought about that poster.  "Gee, I wish I were a man."
who's "we"?	Just some of the women.
can i ask you somethin', lieutenant? how come you're doing this?  i mean, we're kinda curious.	Who's "we"?
that's what i hear.	Can I ask you somethin', lieutenant? How come you're doing this?  I mean, we're kinda curious.
they take you away to san clemente island.  half the guys quit when they come back.  supposed to be just hell-and-a-half.	That's what I hear.
thank you, ensign.	No problem, lieutenant.
b.o.q., south side.  take a starboard tack out the door.	Thank you, ensign.
of course, but there's more --	Then set out the good plates, we'll all have lunch.  My office will follow up with details.  Jumping off, now...
"security"?  what the hell you talkin' about?  your base isn't secure?	Of course, but there's more --
uh, v.i.p. security arrangements generally take some time, senator.	"Security"?  What the hell you talkin' about?  Your base isn't secure?
standing right here in my office.	Jordan, dear.  How are they treating you?
awright.  how's our girl doin', anyway?	Standing right here in my office.
your prerogative, senator.	Awright.  How's our girl doin', anyway?
well, seein's how this thing is out, you let me handle the r.p.m.  from this point forward, i want all press matters coordinated via my office. i'll be god-damned if i'm gonna watch hayes pull flowers out of his ass and take credit for this one. him or the president.  this my shade?  "midnight mahogany"? 'cuz i'm comin' dangerously close to lookin' like ronald reagan here.	Your prerogative, Senator.
-- nothing i can do about it unless you're suggesting i infringe on their civil liberties -- which i'd happily do if you'll just trim a little fat off the constitution.	Are you truly mouthin' off to a senior member of the Senate Arms Committee?  I mean, I'll give you points for style -- just nothin' for smarts.
-- and now i got reporters from toadsquat, iowa, calling my office and askin' what i know about this "g.i. jane" thing.	-- nothing I can do about it unless you're suggesting I infringe on their civil liberties -- which I'd happily do if you'll just trim a little fat off the Constitution.
senator, they stand out on the public highway with telephoto lenses --	-- and now I got reporters from Toadsquat, Iowa, calling my office and askin' what I know about this "G.I. Jane" thing.
commander, are you of the habit of letting photographers traipse around your base snappin' their fill? these were supposed to have been discreet test cases --	Senator, they stand out on the public highway with telephoto lenses --
sir?  what did he say?	Basically -- he asked me if I could unring a bell.
well, if you had to go over my head, lieutenant, that's the way to do it.  christ, nothin' like a 0-200 call from the commander and chief to get the bowels movin'.	Sir?  What did he say?
i'm not sure what --	Would you have the discretion to end it right then and there?
sir.  if tomorrow... i was not under your command... would the inquiry still go forward?	I'm not sure what --
i don't see how, o'neil.  dismissed.	Sir.  If tomorrow... I was not under your command... would the inquiry still go forward?
sir, please... if there's any way to do this without dragging everyone through the mud...	I don't see how, O'Neil.  Dismissed.
i find this as distasteful as you, lieutenant.  but if it's on my desk, it's on my shoulders.  there's going to be an inquiry -- it will not be quick and it will definitely not be pretty.  you should prepare yourself.	Sir, please... if there's any way to do this without dragging everyone through the mud...
i'm saying, we're just friends.	I find this as distasteful as you, lieutenant.  But if it's on my desk, it's on my shoulders.  There's going to be an inquiry -- it will not be quick and it will definitely not be pretty.  You should prepare yourself.
i don't know of any delicate way to say this, lieutenant, so i won't try.  claims have been made that you have engaged in fraternization -- of the same-sex variety.  specifically, that you were...  "... seen leaving the apartment of another female officer at such a time and in such a manner as to suggest conduct unbecoming."	Sir, if someone is suggesting that I'm a lesbian, they're wrong.
permission to leave, sir?	Permission to evaporate, O'Neil.
sir, i want you to know that i had nothing to do with any of this.  not this article, not --	"We'll all have lunch."  Good idea. Oh, and let's be sure to invite this sociologist, too -- just in case we want to have a FUCKING BRIDGE GAME AFTERWARDS!
see me, sir?	You makin' friends with the press, lieutenant?
so i'll get a fair shot?	You'll get everything you want, O'Neil.  Let's see if you want what you're gonna get.
then good night.	So I'll get a fair shot?
wouldn't dream of it, sir.	Then good night.
and if you just happen to wash out, i won't have to contend with you bitchin' to some hairy-chested female senator?  and please note i did not identify any one in particular.	Wouldn't dream of it, sir.
across the board, sir.	And if you just happen to wash out, I won't have to contend with you bitchin' to some hairy-chested female Senator?  And please note I did not identify any one in particular.
straight up?	Across the board, sir.
same rules for everyone, sir.	Straight up?
well.  'least now we're talking the same language.  so one standard.  is that what you're after?	Same rules for everyone, sir.
the shape doesn't bother me.  it's just that goddamn rotten stench.	Well.  'Least now we're talking the same language.  So one standard.  Is that what you're after?
no, sir, what?	The shape doesn't bother me.  It's just that goddamn rotten stench.
no, sir.	No, sir, WHAT?
what i resent, lieutenant, is some politician using my base as a test tube for her grand social experiment.  what i resent is the sensitivity training that is now mandatory for my men... the day-care center i have to build where an officer's lounge used to be... and the ob/gyn i have to keep on staff just so someone can keep track of your personal pap smears.  but most of all, lieutenant, i resent your perfume, however subtle it may be, competing with the aroma of my fine three-dollar-and-fifty- nine cent cigar, which i will happily put out this very instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your goddamn fragile sensibilities.  does it?	No, sir.
i think you've resented me from the start, sir.	What I resent, lieutenant, is some politician using my base as a test tube for her grand social experiment.  What I resent is the sensitivity training that is now mandatory for my men... the day-care center I have to build where an officer's lounge used to be... and the OB/GYN I have to keep on staff just so someone can keep track of your personal pap smears.  But most of all, lieutenant, I resent your perfume, however subtle it may be, competing with the aroma of my fine three-dollar-and-fifty- nine cent cigar, which I will happily put out this very instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your goddamn fragile sensibilities.  DOES IT?
did you just barge in here and curse at your base commander?  if so, i regard that as a bonafide brain- fart, and i resent it when people fart inside my home.	I think you've resented me from the start, sir.
pardon?	Did you just barge in here and curse at your base commander?  If so, I regard that as a bonafide brain- fart, and I resent it when people fart inside my home.
did you just have a brain-fart?	Pardon?
i can't afford civility, sir.  how am i supposed to fit in with these guys when you've got me set up as an outsider?  even if i make it under these rules, i still lose, because there'll always be a flag in my file -- "yeah, she made it, but..."  i mean, really -- why didn't you just issue me a goddamn petticoat to wear around the base?	Did you just have a brain-fart?
because i was civil, now you're complaining.	I can't afford civility, sir.  How am I supposed to fit in with these guys when you've got me set up as an outsider?  Even if I make it under these rules, I still lose, because there'll always be a flag in my file -- "Yeah, she made it, but..."  I mean, really -- why didn't you just issue me a goddamn petticoat to wear around the base?
it's this double-standard, the separate quarters, the deferential treatment.  it's how you pulled out my chair and nearly served high tea the first time we met.	Because I was civil, now you're complaining.
oh, really.	It's this double-standard, the separate quarters, the deferential treatment.  It's how you pulled out my chair and nearly served high tea the first time we met.
it's you, sir.  and it started the day i came here.	Oh, really.
all right, lieutenant, give me a name and specifics, i'll have the x.o. file an action first thing in the morning.  a name?	It's you, sir.  And it started the day I came here.
didn't take long.	All right, lieutenant, give me a name and specifics, I'll have the X.O. file an action first thing in the morning.  A name?
pardon the hour, sir.  but you told me to come to you immediately if i felt i was being mistreated in any way.	Didn't take long.
sir, i just want you to know... i'm not here to make a statement.  i don't want to make men look foolish. all i care about is completing the training and getting operational experience -- just like everyone else, i suspect.	If you were like everyone else, lieutenant, I suspect we wouldn't be making statements about not making statements, would we?  Take your leave.
then that's all i have to say. dismissed.	Sir, I just want you to know... I'm not here to make a statement.  I don't want to make men look foolish. All I care about is completing the training and getting operational experience -- just like everyone else, I suspect.
none at this time, sir.	Then that's all I have to say. Dismissed.
i'm not out to change your sex, lieutenant.  you'll have separate beds, separate heads.  if you have specific medical needs, inform the infirmary.  if a classmate or superior acts in an harassing or otherwise unbecoming manner, please inform me immediately so i can deal with it immediately.  questions?	None at this time, sir.
really, i have no problem with --	I'm not out to change your sex, lieutenant.  You'll have separate beds, separate heads.  If you have specific medical needs, inform the infirmary.  If a classmate or superior acts in an harassing or otherwise unbecoming manner, please inform me immediately so I can deal with it immediately.  Questions?
don't worry about it.  if it's off your collar and out of your eyes, that's all i'm going to ask.	Really, I have no problem with --
barber was my next stop, sir. would've had it regulation sooner, only --	Don't worry about it.  If it's off your collar and out of your eyes, that's all I'm going to ask.
thank you, sir.  but i expect a certain amount of pain.	Barber was my next stop, sir. Would've had it regulation sooner, only --
so.  we're still coming to terms with the exact protocol for this -- for integrating the spec-recon training.  it may not always be smooth, but we're trying to make it as painless as possible for you.	Thank you, sir.  But I expect a certain amount of pain.
i'm fine, sir.	So.  We're still coming to terms with the exact protocol for this -- for integrating the Spec-Recon training.  It may not always be smooth, but we're trying to make it as painless as possible for you.
would you care for a beverage?  tea?	I'm fine, sir.
thank you, sir.	Would you care for a beverage?  Tea?
yes, of course.  please, have a seat, lieutenant...	Thank you, sir.
entering my scan now...	West?
newberry, get a photo.  south?	Entering my scan now...
fine by me, sir!	No problem, sir!
ah, c'mon...	Motherachrist...
aw, what is this...	Sir...
what, we're gonna pry 'em out with paddles?	O'Neil.  Our air's gonna crap out as soon as we get down there.  You know that, don't you?
banditos on the east perimeter!  150 yards!  shit, she was part of it!	Fuck me.
only blanks.  lemme do it.	Hey.  Ain't your call, man.
i ain't gonna shoot her.	Only blanks.  Lemme do it.
smoke her.	I ain't gonna shoot her.
shit.  think we're had.	Smoke her.
she made it through s.e.r.e. training.  got a call this morning from --	Not that.  The White House just announced that it was sponsoring legislation that would, in one stroke, void all remaining elements of the 1948 Combat Exclusion Laws.
did you hear?	She made it through S.E.R.E. training.  Got a call this morning from --
yes?	Did you hear?
think i overplayed it?	Congress and the Pentagon share a lot of plumbing.  They'll never know whose leak it is.
white house boys want a private meeting.	I'll act surprised.
the commission concluded that the aviator in question failed to execute a proper approach to the carrier.	That aside for the moment, I'm struck by the tenor, the ill-spirit of your report... the degrading remarks by other aviators... innuendo about her performance in unrelated situations... even a reference to her sexual activity the weekend prior.  In my seven years on this committee, I've never seen a downed aviator treated like this.  Never.  I'm deeply disturbed by this report, Mr. Hayes.  Not just what it bodes for women in the military -- but for your own confirmation as well.
i'd like to think our next secretary of the navy would be prepared for anything, mr. hayes.	The commission concluded that the aviator in question failed to execute a proper approach to the carrier.
i'm really not prepared for any kind of in-depth review of --	I'd like to think our next Secretary of the Navy would be prepared for anything, Mr. Hayes.
yes, i see your signature right here -- twice the size of everyone else's.  and your conclusion was "pilot error," hmm?	I'm really not prepared for any kind of in-depth review of --
i was one member of the investigating commission.	Yes, I see your signature right here -- twice the size of everyone else's.  And your conclusion was "pilot error," hmm?
the navy's conclusion regarding the crash of an f-14 aboard an aircraft carrier.  female aviator, it just so happens.  you're familiar with this report and its conclusion, am i right?	I was one member of the investigating commission.
madam senator... this is an internal document of the u.s. navy.  i must seriously question whether --	The Navy's conclusion regarding the crash of an F-14 aboard an aircraft carrier.  Female aviator, it just so happens.  You're familiar with this report and its conclusion, am I right?
"the lark report."	Madam Senator... this is an internal document of the U.S. Navy.  I must seriously question whether --
well, i'm just an old dame without much time left, so you'll pardon me if i jump right in here before they discontinue my blood-type.  i am deeply concerned over the navy's seemingly incontrovertible attitude toward women in the military.  case in point...	"The Lark Report."
hardly the case, senator.	Well, I'm just an old dame without much time left, so you'll pardon me if I jump right in here before they discontinue my blood-type.  I am deeply concerned over the Navy's seemingly incontrovertible attitude toward women in the military.  Case in point...
... last few years have brought many advances in the interests of women in naval service, particularly in the land-based maritime specialties. what's more, the navy has instituted special sensitivity courses with an eye on --	Whoa, whoa, whoa.  "Land-based maritime specialties." Gimme a second here to de-euphemize that...
you know, i wonder what the secnav would think about it.  if i spoke with him.	Well, I spoke with Mr. Hayes this morning myself -- and told him the deal was off.  No more test cases. He was only too happy to oblige.  Don't play politics with me, little darlin'.  You'd be up way past your bedtime.
you'll think about my offer?	You know, I wonder what the SecNav would think about it.  If I spoke with him.
i'm sure it is.	You'll think about my offer?
i've had no direct communication with him since this whole thing began.  and that's quite verifiable.	I'm sure it is.
you promise wickwire a fast ticket, too?	I've had no direct communication with him since this whole thing began.  And that's quite verifiable.
i once promised you a fast ticket, jordan, and i always meant to make good on that.  come work for me.  i can always use a hard-charger on my team.	You promise Wickwire a fast ticket, too?
the reality is this:  we send far too many men off to war.  i don't need to compound the problem with women.  can you honestly tell me you wanted that life?  squat-pissing in some third-world jungle with --	I wanted the choice.  The chance to prove myself, my skills, my work, me.  That's how it should've been.
so the rhetoric gets you headlines. but the reality gets you in trouble.	The reality is this:  We send far too many men off to war.  I don't need to compound the problem with women.  Can you honestly tell me you wanted that life?  Squat-pissing in some third-world jungle with --
jordan.  i don't expect you to fully understand this -- but sometimes there's more to be gained from the fight than the victory.	So the rhetoric gets you headlines. But the reality gets you in trouble.
you were never going to let women serve in combat.  you always had a safety net.  or thought you did.	Jordan.  I don't expect you to fully understand this -- but sometimes there's more to be gained from the fight than the victory.
i'm saying it's not going to happen. not when the president is set to turn this into a third-rail issue should i choose to ever campaign against him.  he will fry me six ways to sunday for sending daughters and young mothers off to war -- and, quite possibly, for bringing them back in body bags.	You were never going to let women serve in combat.  You always had a safety net.  Or thought you did.
what are you saying?  that a women's life is more valuable than a man's? that a women's death hurts a family more?	I'm saying it's not going to happen. Not when the President is set to turn this into a third-rail issue should I choose to ever campaign against him.  He will fry me six ways to Sunday for sending daughters and young mothers off to war -- and, quite possibly, for bringing them back in body bags.
in face, i do:  roper, harris, gallop -- they all come back the same.	What are you saying?  That a women's life is more valuable than a man's? That a women's death hurts a family more?
you don't know that.	In face, I do:  Roper, Harris, Gallop -- they all come back the same.
what he did was light the bandwagon on fire.  because he knows what i know -- that american families are not prepared to put their daughters in harm's way.	You don't know that.
so?  isn't the president jumping on your bandwagon?	What he did was light the bandwagon on fire.  Because he knows what I know -- that American families are not prepared to put their daughters in harm's way.
should probably ask him that.	If I have to ask again, Senator, I'll be asking in front of cameras.
what changed?	Should probably ask him that.
wickwire was there to help.  to be my eyes on the inside, to make sure you were getting a fair shot.  at least that was the intent.	What changed?
absolutely not.	Wickwire was there to help.  To be my eyes on the inside, to make sure you were getting a fair shot.  At least that was the intent.
did you set me up?  did you set me up just to see me fail?	Absolutely not.
jordan.  might we do this over lunch tomorrow?  i do very much want to talk, but now is scarcely --	Did you set me up?  Did you set me up just to see me fail?
it should.  you nominated him for spec-recon just three days after you nominated me.	Jordan.  Might we do this over lunch tomorrow?  I do very much want to talk, but now is scarcely --
sounds familiar.	It should.  You nominated him for Spec-Recon just three days after you nominated me.
you know him.	Sounds familiar.
lieutenant thomas wickwire.	You know him.
jordan.  i always hoped we'd get together -- though just now i'm gearing up for a child-care vote that --	Lieutenant Thomas Wickwire.
uh, ma'am.	Gonna be visiting that all-woman's America's cup team in a few weeks -- If I were a gambler, I'd say Dennis O'Conner's days are numbered.  But they're in San Diego, so I thought I'd take a quick promenade of the base.
hmmm.  maybe i'll ask when i see you in person.	Uh, ma'am.
can't complain, ma'am.	Hmmm.  Maybe I'll ask when I see you in person.
would i be the only one?  the only woman?	There'll be more to follow -- but yes, dear, right now you're the pick of a very large litter.  And your success would mean a lot.  Jumping, now...
yes, dear.	Would I be the only one?  The only woman?
uh, question, ma'am.	Yes, dear.
my office will fill him in and help expedite.  look forward to meeting you at the proper time.  jumping off now...	Uh, question, ma'am.
captain dwyer.  technically.	My office will fill him in and help expedite.  Look forward to meeting you at the proper time.  Jumping off now...
this is just a test case, o'neil. but if it works out -- if you work out -- it could well change the navy's official policy on women in combat.  or, actually, its official non-policy.  now who's your immediate superior there?	Captain Dwyer.  Technically.
i know that, sir.  ma'am.  it's just that... beggin' your pardon, senator, but... do you understand that this involves combat training?	This is just a test case, O'Neil. But if it works out -- if you work out -- it could well change the Navy's official policy on women in combat.  Or, actually, its official non-policy.  Now who's your immediate superior there?
california.	I know that, sir.  Ma'am.  It's just that... Beggin' your pardon, Senator, but... do you understand that this involves combat training?
"coronado."	California.
thank you, ma'am.  um, may i ask what this is regarding?	High-school pentathlete... ROTC scholarship, graduated with honors... top marks in Basic Training... and, as it just so happens, a constituent of my home state of Virginia.  Oh, the things I'll do for one extra vote.
so everyone i talk to says you're top drawer with silk stockings inside.	Thank you, ma'am.  Um, may I ask what this is regarding?
i think it's more important, sir, to decide what we're going to do -- since it's apparent this issue is not going away quietly.	"G.I. Jane."  And which one of you told me she wouldn't last a week? Huh?
what the hell is the president trying to do?  steal dehaven's thunder?	I think it's more important, sir, to decide what we're going to do -- since it's apparent this issue is not going away quietly.
then i suggest we start there.	Doesn't matter who she picks.  No woman is going to last one week in a commando training course.  And I don't care who it is.
i'd go special reconnaissance. every bit as tough -- and we have a 60 percent drop-out rate among the men.	Then I suggest we start there.
so she picks the women, we pick the programs.  seals?	I'd go Special Reconnaissance. Every bit as tough -- and we have a 60 percent drop-out rate among the men.
six o'clock!  marking, marking!	Spotted you, Chief.  Pri One is to slip you some air, so we're coming down with a tank -- just something until the A-team shows.  Over.
close as i can get, el-tee!	Flea, 'Cool, Cortez, Newman -- take your minis, hit the water.  Go, GO!
really don't wanna be captured, el- tee.  heard some bad things.	Fuck.  Basher-Basher, this is Ground Crew Six requesting emergency extraction. Stand by for a PRC fix...
hey.  you okay, flea?	'Snot me.  It's him.
i'll work on it, ma'am.	Do that.
well, flea, i appreciate the respect you just showed me.  but i don't need it and don't want it -- not that kind of respect, anyway.  it's just gonna hurt us both, okay?	I'll work on it, ma'am.
no, ma'am.	Well, Flea, I appreciate the respect you just showed me.  But I don't need it and don't want it -- not that kind of respect, anyway.  It's just gonna hurt us both, okay?
so it really has nothing to do with actual brain size?	No, ma'am.
it's really "f. lee montgomery" -- but that gets whittled down to just "flea."  for short, ma'am.	So it really has nothing to do with actual brain size?
montgomery, why do they call you "flea"?	It's really "F. Lee Montgomery" -- but that gets whittled down to just "Flea."  For short, ma'am.
sir?	You're wanted at the C.O.'s.
o'neil?	Sir?
come on, montgomery...	Flea!  O'Neil!  Why is there a break in that line?
if you can't feel the other guy's pecker, you ain't in tight enough! i want nuts to butts!	Come on, Montgomery...
just do it, okay?	If you can't feel the other guy's pecker, you ain't in tight enough! I want nuts to butts!
i can make this wall without --	... two... one... MARK!
don't have to use it, o'neil, but it's gotta go out.  five... four... three...	I can make this wall without --
i oughtta report you.	I think you probably would -- if you didn't know I was right.
of course it is.  and i'm gonna stay on her until everyone realizes this is not some bullshit equal-rights thing, that real lives are gonna be lost.  maybe mine, maybe yours.	I oughtta report you.
she's a women, and that's why you're ridin' her bareback.	Of course it is.  And I'm gonna stay on her until everyone realizes this is not some bullshit equal-rights thing, that real lives are gonna be lost.  Maybe mine, maybe yours.
she's an officer.  there's a higher standard.	She's a women, and that's why you're ridin' her bareback.
she's a trainee, just like the others.  why are you coming down so hard?	She's an officer.  There's a higher standard.
i've had it.  just because they pay me like a baby-sitter doesn't mean i'm gonna be one.	She's a trainee, just like the others.  Why are you coming down so hard?
you broke a dozen training rules back there -- before i lost count.	I've had it.  Just because they pay me like a baby-sitter doesn't mean I'm gonna be one.
you don't think she'd be raped if she were captured?  you don't think the threat of rape would be used to leverage the men?	You broke a dozen training rules back there -- before I lost count.
boat five -- wickwire, cozad, vinyl, intagliata, ayers, and wise. lieutenant wickwire is your senior officer.  follow his orders to your death.	Get it up!
miller.  thought the guy was made of depleted uranium.  really didn't expect to lose him.	Every class has its surprises, Pyro. This one'll be no different.
time.	Check your watch, Pyro.  Seems fast.
just a coincidence?	Maybe it's not my place to speculate on his private thoughts.  But I think the Chief knew that his way -- his world -- had come and gone.
the chief was granted early retirement as of 17-hundred yesterday.  by 18-hundred he was gone.  out of the navy.	Just a coincidence?
i was looking for him earlier, but...	The Chief was granted early retirement as of 17-hundred yesterday.  By 18-hundred he was gone.  Out of the Navy.
i believe he earned it for saving a man's life in saudi arabia.  he wanted you to have it.  he was very clear on that point.	I was looking for him earlier, but...
the navy cross...	I believe he earned it for saving a man's life in Saudi Arabia.  He wanted you to have it.  He was very clear on that point.
automatic five-second deduction, which slips you under the wire. it's called "gender-norming," o'neil -- standard procedure for all females in physical training courses.  where you been the last few years?	What "all females"?  If I'm the only --
i'll try anyway, sir.	You'll try what we tell you to try, O'Neil.  Go regulation.
not doin' them very fine, o'neil.	I'll try anyway, sir.
thank you, sir.  but i like these just fine.	Not doin' them very fine, O'Neil.
which is guy-speak for...	"Yes, Jordan -- I'll wait for you no matter how long."
look.  it's not like you'd be completely out of reach.  and maybe we could call in a few favors, get you stationed at norfolk instead of coronado.  there are ways of dealing with these things -- i mean, if people are so inclined.	Which is guy-speak for...
so here we are again.  staring three years of operational duty in the face.	Look.  It's not like you'd be completely out of reach.  And maybe we could call in a few favors, get you stationed at Norfolk instead of Coronado.  There are ways of dealing with these things -- I mean, if people are so inclined.
i'd sure like to know who.	Yeah.  Me too.
you don't crap out of spec-recon and get another shot without dispensation from someone up in flag country.  he's got a sea daddy somewhere.	I'd sure like to know who.
"wickwire, thomas dane"... second run at coronado... and correct, they had him stashed in the "appropriation liaison office," whatever that is.	You don't crap out of Spec-Recon and get another shot without dispensation from someone up in flag country.  He's got a Sea Daddy somewhere.
wickwire said he was dry-docked in washington between stints at coronado...	"Wickwire, Thomas Dane"... Second run at Coronado... and correct, they had him stashed in the "Appropriation Liaison Office," whatever that is.
what?	Wickwire said he was dry-docked in Washington between stints at Coronado...
"in washington..."	What?
i don't know, i don't care.	Well, pardon me if I do.  Now who else?  Who could've leveraged a class officer like that?  C'mon, Jordan, keep your head in the game.
or like maybe he was baby sitting a problem child for the navy.	I don't know, I don't care.
sounds like an amazing coincidence.	Or like maybe he was baby sitting a problem child for the Navy.
instructors typically pull three year assignments.  this guy's in and out in one year -- your year.  that sound right?	Sounds like an amazing coincidence.
what about him.	Instructors typically pull three year assignments.  This guy's in and out in one year -- your year.  That sound right?
"john james urgayle."  the chief.	What about him.
well, before you crawl off to die, jordan, give me five minutes of good headwork.	"John James Urgayle."  The Chief.
i'm tired of fighting back.  i just wanted to come home and be safe and have you here and the river there and just forget the rest of the world, okay?	Well, before you crawl off to die, Jordan, give me five minutes of good headwork.
someone screwed you over like this, left unanswered charges hanging over your head, and you're not gonna fight back?	I'm tired of fighting back.  I just wanted to come home and be safe and have you here and the river there and just forget the rest of the world, okay?
it's done with, royce.  let it go.	Someone screwed you over like this, left unanswered charges hanging over your head, and you're not gonna fight back?
c'mon, jordan.  do the headwork with me.	It's done with, Royce.  Let it go.
no shortage of suspects.	The Chief?  Or maybe even Turrentine?  Your C.O.?
almost like someone put him up to it.  okay, who?	No shortage of suspects.
maybe.  though it didn't seem like he was getting any satisfaction out of it.  almost like...  did i say he was class officer?	Almost like someone put him up to it.  Okay, who?
and this class officer... "wickwire."  you think he was just trying to get even?  striking back for...	Maybe.  Though it didn't seem like he was getting any satisfaction out of it.  Almost like...  Did I say he was class officer?
all i wanted was an honest chance. and if i couldn't get it, i couldn't stay.	And this class officer... "Wickwire."  You think he was just trying to get even?  Striking back for...
jordan.  you watch your ass.	Sure.  I'll join the crowd.
still can't make up your mind, huh? gotta go, royce.	Jordan.  You watch your ass.
that's not what i want, jordan.  i mean... it is and it isn't...	Still can't make up your mind, huh? Gotta go, Royce.
well, let me warm you:  i'm going though with this.  the more everybody fucks with me, fucks with my head, the more it just makes me want to finish.  so don't expect me back crying in your arms any time soon, okay?	That's not what I want, Jordan.  I mean... it is and it isn't...
i'm only trying to warn you in case --	Well, let me warm you:  I'm going though with this.  The more everybody fucks with me, fucks with my head, the more it just makes me want to finish.  So don't expect me back crying in your arms any time soon, okay?
you know, royce, i got enough heat on me without you turning up the jets, too.	I'm only trying to warn you in case --
big symbols make big targets, jordan.  i think someone's gunning for you.	You know, Royce, I got enough heat on me without you turning up the jets, too.
so why are you telling me this?	Big symbols make big targets, Jordan.  I think someone's gunning for you.
i can't walk two blocks in washington without hearing about "g.i. jane."  you're all over the place, and whether you wanted it or not, the feminists are sizing you up for that poster.	So why are you telling me this?
i saw an article...	I can't walk two blocks in Washington without hearing about "G.I. Jane."  You're all over the place, and whether you wanted it or not, the feminists are sizing you up for that poster.
don't you know?  how they're talking about you?	I saw an article...
me?  why me?	Don't you know?  How they're talking about you?
well, not this.  i was doing the pentagon scene few nights ago.  got some fresh stuff -- about you.  you may be in a hostile camp.  i think someone may be taking steps to ensure that you crash and burn.	Me?  Why me?
i feel like there's men here, there's women here -- then there's men.  but hey, what'd i expect?	Well, not this.  I was doing the Pentagon scene few nights ago.  Got some fresh stuff -- about you.  You may be in a hostile camp.  I think someone may be taking steps to ensure that you crash and burn.
that bad?	I feel like there's men here, there's women here -- then there's men.  But hey, what'd I expect?
how hard they making it on you?	That bad?
it's hard to find time to sleep, royce.  much less keep up with my phone life.	How hard they making it on you?
i've been trying you for five days. don't they give you messages?	It's hard to find time to sleep, Royce.  Much less keep up with my phone life.
jordan...	Thank you, Royce.  It was shaping up like such a tough call -- and then you go and make it so goddamn easy. Really, thank you so much.
you know, right up until you said that -- i thought i did know.	Jordan...
sounded lame as soon as it came out of my mouth.  but i'm trying to be honest, okay?  three years is a long time.  don't ask me to predict how i'll feel then, jordan, because i don't know.  and either do you.	You know, right up until you said that -- I thought I did know.
which is guy-speak for...	Sounded lame as soon as it came out of my mouth.  But I'm trying to be honest, okay?  Three years is a long time.  Don't ask me to predict how I'll feel then, Jordan, because I don't know.  And either do you.
i don't feel like doing an option paper on the rest of my life, jordan.  maybe we should just let it happen.	Which is guy-speak for...
wai', wait.  what happens if it works?  four months of training, three years of operational duty. what then?	I don't feel like doing an option paper on the rest of my life, Jordan.  Maybe we should just let it happen.
i'll try to keep the door open.  if you wash out, i make it so that --	Wai', wait.  What happens if it works?  Four months of training, three years of operational duty. What then?
sorry.  but after our days...  so if i try this thing... if i ship out to coronado... what happens here?	I'll try to keep the door open.  If you wash out, I make it so that --
you're such a ball-breaker sometimes.  especially at night.	Sorry.  But after our days...  So if I try this thing... if I ship out to Coronado... what happens here?
get your dick back here.  it has everything to do with you.	You're such a ball-breaker sometimes.  Especially at night.
well, guess i don't even need to be here...	Get your dick back here.  It has everything to do with you.
this has nothing to do with you.	Well, guess I don't even need to be here...
so dump on me.	This has nothing to do with you.
you need operational duty to really advance... you need combat training to go operational... yet combat training is off-limits to people with tits.  i'm topped out at intel. forget the glass ceiling -- i'm beating my head on a big brass ceiling.	So dump on me.
she's haze grey and underway...	You need operational duty to really advance... you need combat training to go operational... yet combat training is off-limits to people with tits.  I'm topped out at Intel. Forget the glass ceiling -- I'm beating my head on a big brass ceiling.
royce.  we're the same age, we started the same time -- and now you're sitting in the upperdecks while i'm still down in the bullpen. what does that tell you about the navy?	She's haze grey and underway...
well, you're doin' shit-hot at intel.	Royce.  We're the same age, we started the same time -- and now you're sitting in the upperdecks while I'm still down in the bullpen. What does that tell you about the Navy?
i take it you don't either.  feet.	Well, you're doin' shit-hot at Intel.
spec-recon.  those guys are world- class warriors.  and they will not want you there, jordan.	I take it you don't either.  Feet.
just like you would be.	Spec-Recon.  Those guys are world- class warriors.  And they will not want you there, Jordan.
so why're you even considering it? are you?	Just like you would be.
by the way, i'll need that option paper by 11-hundred today so i can review it with admiral hanover.  and do we have any of that breakfast tea around here?	Is this my glory, sir?
intel has its own glory, lieutenant -- no matter how subtle.	By the way, I'll need that option paper by 11-hundred today so I can review it with Admiral Hanover.  And do we have any of that breakfast tea around here?
hate this part.  just sweating it out on the sidelines.	Intel has its own glory, lieutenant -- no matter how subtle.
probably hear back from cnn first.	Hate this part.  Just sweating it out on the sidelines.
thank you, sir.  we hear back from the pentagon?	Probably hear back from CNN first.
that was good headwork, lieutenant.	Thank you, sir.  We hear back from the Pentagon?
you expect the extraction team to ride the sub bare-back?  is that correct, o'neil?	Only four minutes to neutral waters, sir.  Why not?
quick-hit technique used by capone. rigged a getaway car with running boards and handles.  all his guys had to do was jump on and take a ride.  check the files -- dprk-57 -- i doped it out as a contingency plan:  seal team infiltrates, picks up the package, links up with recovery sub.  but don't waste time opening and closing hatches.  they just grab the periscope and hang on for neutral waters.	You expect the extraction team to ride the sub bare-back?  Is that correct, O'Neil?
blank faces here, o'neil.	Quick-hit technique used by Capone. Rigged a getaway car with running boards and handles.  All his guys had to do was jump on and take a ride.  Check the files -- DPRK-57 -- I doped it out as a contingency plan:  Seal Team infiltrates, picks up the package, links up with recovery sub.  But don't waste time opening and closing hatches.  They just grab the periscope and hang on for neutral waters.
unless you whiskey run.	Blank faces here, O'Neil.
halfway 'round the world.  so that's the problem -- we can get the team in, just not out.	Unless you Whiskey Run.
north korean beaches are the best protected, most heavily monitored in the world.  the civilian population is so propagandized that it acts as an early warning system.  extraction team has to be small and silent -- i'd go with seals over delta force. problem is, don't want to hold a conventional sub off-shore for target practice.  where's the polk?	Halfway 'round the world.  So that's the problem -- we can get the team in, just not out.
you're the analyst for east china, o'neil.  analyze.	North Korean beaches are the best protected, most heavily monitored in the world.  The civilian population is so propagandized that it acts as an Early Warning system.  Extraction team has to be small and silent -- I'd go with Seals over Delta Force. Problem is, don't want to hold a conventional sub off-shore for target practice.  Where's The Polk?
chances of recovery?	You're the analyst for East China, O'Neil.  Analyze.
signals received only sparingly, in such a pattern that leads us to conclude it is a downed aviator trying to conserve his batteries.	Chances of recovery?
do we know it's him using the beacon?  not a decoy?	Signals received only sparingly, in such a pattern that leads us to conclude it is a downed aviator trying to conserve his batteries.
gotta situation here.  where are you?  stuck in traffic?	Not due in for 22 minutes, sir. Watcha got?
lieutenant o'neil.	Gotta situation here.  Where are you?  Stuck in traffic?
i'm sorry, o'neil.  but as class officer, it's my obligation to report all violations.	This is insane.  You've got no proof.
we're going over to her place to make salad and pasta.  just, you know, nothing special.	Okay.  Well... thought I'd ask.
sure, sure.	We're going over to her place to make salad and pasta.  Just, you know, nothing special.
do you, uh, know...	Sure, sure.
i think you look beautiful.	Thanks for lying.  But you're the class officer, Wick, and it'd just be weird if we hook up.  Besides...
i can't go out.  not like this.	I think you look beautiful.
maybe i'll just head over to mcp's with the others, have a drink or four.  don't wanna come, do you?	I can't go out.  Not like this.
first big night of liberty and no date?  you're pathetic, wickwire.	Maybe I'll just head over to McP's with the others, have a drink or four.  Don't wanna come, do you?
that's okay.  just an ex-girlfriend. and know i remember why.	First big night of liberty and no date?  You're pathetic, Wickwire.
sorry, didn't mean to --	That's okay.  Just an ex-girlfriend. And know I remember why.
last time i didn't.	Let's keep talkin', Wick.  Just keep talkin' to me...
how'd you make it last time, wick? how'd you get through this part?	Last time I didn't.
o'neil?	How'd you make it last time, Wick? How'd you get through this part?
not me.  you?	O'Neil?
you got anybody, wick?	Not me.  You?
at first.	You got anybody, Wick?
he was married?	At first.
so the shit you gotta go through? to get from here to there?  brother said it was worth it.  worth the training... worth the divorce... worth anything.	He was married?
that's a good story.	So the shit you gotta go through? To get from here to there?  Brother said it was worth it.  Worth the training... worth the divorce... worth anything.
nah, they were dead-ass asleep.  but on every guard's chest,they left one marlboro cigarette.  just a little calling card to say they'd been there -- and could come back any time they wanted.	That's a good story.
they had to kill 'em?	Nah, they were dead-ass asleep.  But on every guard's chest,they left one Marlboro cigarette.  Just a little calling card to say they'd been there -- and could come back any time they wanted.
one time he was doing a rekkie of the libyan coastline.  this is, like, right before we bombed khadaffi into the past tense.  so his crew does a nighttime infil, maps all the big artillery placements and stuff, then turns around to get the hell gone.  but between them and the water are five libyan guards, all armed to the nuts.	They had to kill 'em?
if you got a good one, wick...	One time he was doing a rekkie of the Libyan coastline.  This is, like, right before we bombed Khadaffi into the past tense.  So his crew does a nighttime infil, maps all the big artillery placements and stuff, then turns around to get the hell gone.  But between them and the water are five Libyan guards, all armed to the nuts.
when i was sittin' behind a desk in washington, it made sense, somehow. blame it on my big brother.  he was spec-recon.  and the stories he used to tell...	If you got a good one, Wick...
you really came back for more?  of this?	When I was sittin' behind a desk in Washington, it made sense, somehow. Blame it on my big brother.  He was Spec-Recon.  And the stories he used to tell...
intagliata was out chasing breakfast.  they found his tracks. well, shit.	You really came back for more?  Of this?
wick.  they got your crew, too?	Intagliata was out chasing breakfast.  They found his tracks. Well, shit.
you know, i had an apartment about this size once.	Wick.  They got your crew, too?
who is it?	You know, I had an apartment about this size once.
hey.  way to gut it out.	Thanks, Wick.
i didn't know they let you try again.  especially at your age.	You're kind of a surprise yourself.
made it to week 10 last time.	I didn't know they let you try again.  Especially at your age.
and how do you know that?	Made it to Week 10 last time.
it was made clear.  anyway, stay ballsy.  first week's hell, then it levels out.  until s.e.r.e. training, anyway.  that's hell-and-a-half.	And how do you know that?
whose orders were those?	It was made clear.  Anyway, stay ballsy.  First week's hell, then it levels out.  Until S.E.R.E. training, anyway.  That's hell-and-a-half.
it was made clear before you came -- harassment equals career suicide. can't say anything good, so they don't say much at all.  to your face, anyway.	Whose orders were those?
well, now i feel so much better.	It was made clear before you came -- harassment equals career suicide. Can't say anything good, so they don't say much at all.  To your face, anyway.
they're more afraid of you.	Well, now I feel so much better.
maybe half.  not even.	Grab an oar, find a way to weight it down, we're gonna need it.  Cortez, help him.  Flea?  You take one of the two full minis -- and just follow my lead.
so we got two full mini-tanks, three minutes each.  'cool?  how much air in yours?	Maybe half.  Not even.
'cool?	Smoke it!
i'm lookin', i'm lookin'!	'Cool?
32 feet, six inches!	I'm lookin', I'm lookin'!
if not, firing will only give away our position to hostiles in the area.  now how smart is that?	Mighta been civilian.
she part of the training?	I don't know...
just askin'	What, you gonna give it all up for a maple twist?  How dumb you gotta be? That's exactly what they --
what're you guys doing?  huh?	Just askin'
o'neil...	Shut up, sir.  I'm concentrating.
got it.	Show us where you are, Chief.
say again?  how many micks?	15, sir.
chief, sir -- rescue team won't be here for 15 minutes.  what's your air situation?  over.	Say again?  How many micks?
managed to activate the elb.  if you just radio base and let them know, they'll fix on that.  oh, and make sure they send a helo with a winch -- door's blocked by a reef.  over.	Chief, sir -- rescue team won't be here for 15 minutes.  What's your air situation?  Over.
good to see you again, too, sir.	Okay, O'Neil.  So you've impressed all the others.  Now try me.
well, i'm trying to figure out if you're stupid, unlucky, gluttonous -- or some new alloy of all three.	Good to see you again, too, sir.
sure.  just like your men do.	I think we oughtta practice it, just so you know what to expect.
didn't you know you'd be raped if you were captured?  didn't you even think about that?	Sure.  Just like your men do.
i'm so glad we agree.	Didn't you know you'd be raped if you were captured?  Didn't you even think about that?
no.	I'm so glad we agree.
do you?	No.
you think we should go easy on women, o'neil?	Do you?
we didn't know we were compromised. firing would only've given away our position.	You think we should go easy on women, O'Neil?
i'm not the one who got five good men thrown in a bamboo cage.  you wear the bars, you made the call, and you got your whole crew --	We didn't know we were compromised. Firing would only've given away our position.
i think you're the liar.	I'm not the one who got five good men thrown in a bamboo cage.  You wear the bars, you made the call, and you got your whole crew --
that's what your crew said.  are they lying?  or are you?	I think you're the liar.
that's not right.	That's what your crew said.  Are they lying?  Or are you?
the others already told me, o'neil. they wanted to shoot, but you wouldn't let them.  because you went soft on another women --	That's not right.
no.  yes.  i mean, depends on --	The others already told me, O'Neil. They wanted to shoot, but you wouldn't let them.  Because you went soft on another women --
would you have shot if it was a man?	No.  Yes.  I mean, depends on --
she led us right to you.  that's no threat?	Would you have shot if it was a man?
wasn't deemed a threat.	She led us right to you.  That's no threat?
why didn't you shoot the woman, o'neil?	Wasn't deemed a threat.
right down to your worthless womb, and i'll tell you why.  this is my island.  my world.  and here i can get away with shit that would get me arrested anywhere else in the world. take another scan of my little joy- boy outside.  if i can do that to a navy seal, what's gonna happen to you?  huh?	Why didn't you shoot the woman, O'Neil?
should i be afraid?	Right down to your worthless womb, and I'll tell you why.  This is my island.  My world.  And here I can get away with shit that would get me arrested anywhere else in the world. Take another scan of my little joy- boy outside.  If I can do that to a Navy Seal, what's gonna happen to you?  Huh?
you are in the cage, o'neil.  right here, right now.	Should I be afraid?
green eggs and ham.  you're not going to get anywhere.  you might as well put me in the cage.	You are in the cage, O'Neil.  Right here, right now.
are you hungry?  what's your favorite food?  we'll try to get it for you.	Green Eggs and Ham.  You're not going to get anywhere.  You might as well put me in the cage.
dick, jane, and spot.	Are you hungry?  What's your favorite food?  We'll try to get it for you.
any brothers?  sisters?	Dick, Jane, and Spot.
"dad."	Any brothers?  Sisters?
simple question, lieutenant.  no reason not to answer.  what is your father's name?	"Dad."
mccool's that same rank.  we're both j.g.'s.	You were commissioned one month earlier, which makes you the senior officer.  Remember.  There are no bad crews -- only bad leaders.
england went out with a stress fracture.  that puts you in charge, lieutenant.	McCool's that same rank.  We're both j.g.'s.
it also seems like a problem with the men's attitude, sir.  so maybe you should be sniffing around their shower room instead.	England went out with a stress fracture.  That puts you in charge, lieutenant.
females in combat situations impact unit cohesion.  men fight better without women around.  and that is an historical fact.	It also seems like a problem with the men's attitude, sir.  So maybe you should be sniffing around their shower room instead.
could you have pulled that 210-pound man clear, lieutenant?	Females in combat situations impact unit cohesion.  Men fight better without women around.  And that is an historical fact.
i see.  so when a man tries to rescue another man, he's a hero. but when he tries to rescue a woman, he's gone soft.	Could you have pulled that 210-pound man clear, lieutenant?
for pulling a 210-pound man out of a burning barrack in saudi arabia.	I see.  So when a man tries to rescue another man, he's a hero. But when he tries to rescue a woman, he's gone soft.
sir, someone mentioned you received the navy cross.  may i ask what you got it for?	For pulling a 210-pound man out of a burning barrack in Saudi Arabia.
it seems the men couldn't get used to the sight of women blown open and their viscera hanging from tree limbs.  israeli men would linger over wounded females -- often to the detriment of the mission, often endangering their own lives.  they don't use women anymore.	Sir, someone mentioned you received the Navy Cross.  May I ask what you got it for?
permission to get dressed, sir?	It seems the men couldn't get used to the sight of women blown open and their viscera hanging from tree limbs.  Israeli men would linger over wounded females -- often to the detriment of the mission, often endangering their own lives.  They don't use women anymore.
chief, sir, i don't understand why --	Educate her, Pyro.
say again, sir?	You heard me.  Move on.
maybe we should call the coast guard.	Shut your hole, Slutnik.
you don't suppose this is just part of...	FLEA!  KEEP YOUR EYES ON THAT SPOT! Mark it, mark it!  Cortez?  What the hell you waiting for?
i just wonder how that happened.	Cortez, see if you can dig out the tools without losing the rest of out gear.  Try a wrench on that thing.
sure.  now she wants to shoot.	MOVE!
all right, fire-and-evade maneuvers. drop everything but weapons and the prc radio -- we're gonna be high speed, low drag all the way to the link-up site.  ready?	Sure.  Now she wants to shoot.
clear.	North?
would you just get outta here?	Listen, Sex Ape.  I'm here to stay. And if you don't want me for a roommate or classmate, you got two options -- move out or ring out. End of file.
that your desk?  i'll take this one.	WOULD YOU JUST GET OUTTA HERE?
aw, lookit this, lookit this -- she's bringin' tampax in here. c'mon, you got nothin' but rooms over there.	That your desk?  I'll take this one.
funny, the c.o. says i can.	Aw, lookit this, lookit this -- she's bringin' Tampax in here. C'mon, you got nothin' but rooms over there.
hey, hey, hey.  no possibility.  you can't stay in here.  you can't sleep right next to me.	Funny, the C.O. says I can.
anybody usin' these drawers here?	Hey, hey, HEY.  No possibility.  You can't stay in here.  You can't sleep right next to me.
your new roommate.	Anybody usin' these drawers here?
well, who the shit you think you are?  comin' in here like that?	Your new roommate.
what's our go-to-shit plan, o'neil?	This ain't even workin' wrong!
this ain't workin' right!	What's our go-to-shit plan, O'Neil?
you mind?  i'm trying to eat here.	So am I.
can't live with them, can't kill them.  what's the point?	Somebody throw a tent over this circus.
darth vader reads poetry...	We are so fucked.
we're fucked.	Darth Vader reads poetry...
i don't...  what, someone on base?  a "mole"?	This is what you get for brain- picking an old CIA spook.  but if I needed to control the outcome of this test case, that's how I'd do it.  A man-in-place.  Makes everything very controllable.
okay, so now work it from the other end.  think about california -- and how things might be handled there.	I don't...  What, someone on base?  A "mole"?
even tough i don't talk to her every day -- i still talk to her every day.  know what i mean?	Okay, so now work it from the other end.  Think about California -- and how things might be handled there.
i take it this file is still open.	Even tough I don't talk to her every day -- I still talk to her every day.  Know what I mean?
christ, i don't want to see her take a fall.  she thinks i do, but...	I take it this file is still open.
this ain't about some little soldier girl sloggin' her way through commando school.  the implications go way beyond.	Christ, I don't want to see her take a fall.  She thinks I do, but...
i don't know.  seems...	This ain't about some little soldier girl sloggin' her way through commando school.  The implications go way beyond.
if you were the president, wouldn't that put a little piss in your shoes?	I don't know.  Seems...
women.	If you were the President, wouldn't that put a little piss in your shoes?
don't for a second think she didn't leak this story.  "g.i. jane" gives dehaven a symbol that taps into the biggest constituency of them all.	Women.
the first female president?	Don't for a second think she didn't leak this story.  "G.I. Jane" gives DeHaven a symbol that taps into the biggest constituency of them all.
the white house.  if jordan wins, dehaven wins in spades.  why?  well, it's been said that the only man the president fears -- ain't no man.	The first female President?
hmm.  let's aim higher.	The White House.  If Jordan wins, DeHaven wins in spades.  Why?  Well, it's been said that the only man the President fears -- ain't no man.
possibly.  just to spite dehaven.	Hmm.  Let's aim higher.
sabotage born of economics? wouldn't be a first.  but is hayes really going to start his watch with such a public failure?	Possibly.  Just to spite DeHaven.
the navy?  they've made it clear they don't want to pull missiles out of subs to make room for women's heads.  what's it gonna cost to make a fleet of trident's co-ed?	Sabotage born of economics? Wouldn't be a first.  But is Hayes really going to start his watch with such a public failure?
congress cuts, military bleeds.  but pentagon's a big place.  let's narrow the sights.	The Navy?  They've made it clear they don't want to pull missiles out of subs to make room for women's heads.  What's it gonna cost to make a fleet of Trident's co-ed?
the e-ringers?  full integration is gonna cost the services billions at the worst possible time -- when congress is already swinging the axe.	Congress cuts, military bleeds.  But Pentagon's a big place.  Let's narrow the sights.
all right.  so who stands to gain if jordan flames out in a big way?	The E-Ringers?  Full integration is gonna cost the services billions at the worst possible time -- when Congress is already swinging the axe.
you knew about us?	Sorry.  Thought you knew I knew.
thought you two were file-closed.	You knew about us?
o'neil, jordan.	Thought you two were file-closed.
subject?	O'Neil, Jordan.
me!? you where the one...	Go in there. Talk to her.
all that "you gotta be vicious" stuff you filled her head with.	Me!? You where the one...
what?	All that "you gotta be vicious" stuff you filled her head with.
in the bedroom. crying her eyes out because of you.	What?
where's audrey?	In the bedroom. Crying her eyes out because of you.
what? i just couldn't just let them sleep in the street.	Where's Audrey?
who the hell are all these people?	What? I just couldn't just let them sleep in the street.
audrey's going to stay with us tonight.	Great. See ya then.
hey, hey! i'm eating here!	Audrey, you're too damned nice, that's your problem. Nice gets you nothin' in this town. You gotta be a killer to get ahead, you know what I'm sayin'? I'm sorry, baby, but you just don't got what it takes.
i'm telling you he's dirt. he's a douche bag, gutter slime, dog crap, puke chunks...	Hey, hey! I'm eating here!
shut up. how can you eat like that?	Big bites.
that's cuz i'm married to you.	Shut up. How can you eat like that?
audrey, did you take the tape out of the camera?	No.
what are you talking about? the east side is always faster.	But we can get to the west side faster.
the jfk? in the rain!?	What are you talking about? The east side is always faster.
you're crazy, go to the east side and take the park avenue to the jfk.	The JFK? In the rain!?
cut uptown, take 8th to 57th then cut up broadway.	You're crazy, go to the east side and take the park avenue to the JFK.
he's not going to do it.	Oh yes he will.
think we can fit up in there?	Only one way to find out.
don't you think we have enough?	Yes. Definitely. Definitely enough.
what are you doing?	It's the maintenance entrance. Runs along the side of the tunnel. When they repaired it last year I worked on a piece about it.
what are you doing?	Lucy'd kill me if she knew.
animal, i can't.	Look, you want to make it up to your friend? Well if he's right, this is your chance.
perfect! you wanted a story, well, baby, you got one.	Animal, I can't.
my god. he's going after the nest.	Perfect! You wanted a story, well, baby, you got one.
i just saw him. he's with a bunch of guys who want to sneak into the city tonight.	My God. He's going after the nest.
yeah. why are you asking?	I just saw him. He's with a bunch of guys who want to sneak into the city tonight.
didn't you tell me he left for the airport?	Yeah. Why are you asking?
yeah, i just screwed up with the only man who ever really cared about me.	Didn't you tell me he left for the airport?
you made a mistake.	Yeah, I just screwed up with the only man who ever really cared about me.
it's all my fault. what have i done, animal? what have i become? look at me. this isn't me. i don't do things like this.	You made a mistake.
you okay?	It's all my fault. What have I done, Animal? What have I become? Look at me. This isn't me. I don't do things like this.
he stole my report! that's my report!	We know, Audrey.
great stuff, animal. weren't you scared?	Sure I was. I thought Lucy was gonna kill me.
how long where you and dis guy goin' steady?	Nearly four years...
that why you dumped him?	No! I just couldn't see myself with some boring egg head who spends his summer picking apart cockroaches. I wanted to have some adventure, some fun...
nice guys finish last. first rule of the jungle.	Well, I can be tough if I want.
animal, you don't think that's true, do you?	Nice guys finish last. First rule of the jungle.
i like that image.	You know how I spent last weekend? Walking his damned dog.
who was that french guy, anyway.	Oh, just some insurance guy.
you'd be surprised.	Really? I'd like to find out.
somehow i never thought your life was this exciting.	You'd be surprised.
are you okay?	Somehow I never thought your life was this exciting.
if the military are listening, they must immediately destroy this building before they can escape.	Oh my God! They're coming!
the network is on an intranet. it's a direct feed into our computer system.	Your station won't have any easier time contacting the military than I did.
our network covers the ranger games.	The network is on an intranet. It's a direct feed into our computer system.
how do you know?	Our network covers the Ranger games.
come on, the broadcast booth is right over here.	How do you know?
circuits are overloaded.	I know a way. I know how you can get a message out of here.
i thought you said there'd only be a dozen eggs.	I was wrong.
what are you doing here?	I thought you said there'd only be a dozen eggs.
i didn't mean for it to turn out like this.  look, i lied to you. i'm not a reporter. when we broke up and i came out to new york i was so sure i'd make it. but i haven't. that's why i needed this story so bad. i just couldn't tell you i'm a failure.	So you thought that made it okay to steal my tapes?
i shouldn't have to, audrey. you're supposed to be my friend. i trusted you.	I didn't mean for it to turn out like this.  Look, I lied to you. I'm not a reporter. When we broke up and I came out to New York I was so sure I'd make it. But I haven't. That's why I needed this story so bad. I just couldn't tell you I'm a failure.
you never said it was off the record.	I shouldn't have to, Audrey. You're supposed to be my friend. I trusted you.
well what the hell did you think was going to happen?	You never said it was off the record.
is this cause of me? because of the story?	Well what the hell did you think was going to happen?
nesting?	Yes. Do you realize that a creature like this could lay as many as a dozen eggs at a time!
the ultimate expression of evolution, it reproduces asexually. think about it, all kinds of creatures have been known to travel great distances for reproduction. that's why he came to new york. like every species of insufficient progenitors, he's nesting!	Nesting?
i don't get it. if it's the first of its kind, how can it be pregnant?	The ultimate expression of evolution, it reproduces asexually. Think about it, all kinds of creatures have been known to travel great distances for reproduction. That's why he came to New York. Like every species of insufficient progenitors, he's nesting!
well, obviously these tests weren't designed for this but fundamentally they're looking for the same hormonal patterns that would indicate pregnancy.	I don't get it. If it's the first of its kind, how can it be pregnant?
are you sure?	Well, obviously these tests weren't designed for this but fundamentally they're looking for the same hormonal patterns that would indicate pregnancy.
...he's pregnant.	Are you sure?
i got pretty close.	What else do you know about it?
blood sample? how close did you get to that thing?	I got pretty close.
yes. the first of its kind. i found this blood sample earlier this evening...	Blood sample? How close did you get to that thing?
and you think this creature is one of them?	Yes. The first of its kind. I found this blood sample earlier this evening...
i have this theory that we're inadvertently creating new species as a direct result of what we've done to nature.	And you think this creature is one of them?
and exactly what changes are you trying to effect?	I have this theory that we're inadvertently creating new species as a direct result of what we've done to nature.
when you and i use to attend rallies in college, we helped to create awareness. but from the inside now i can actually effect change.  i never lost my idealism.	And exactly what changes are you trying to effect?
i still can't believe it. how does a guy go from an anti-nuke activists to working for the nuclear regulatory commission?	When you and I use to attend rallies in college, we helped to create awareness. But from the inside now I can actually effect change.  I never lost my idealism.
wait. i'm sorry. you're right. eight years is a long time. can i offer you a cup of tea?	Sure. I'd like that.
i'm sorry you feel that way.	Wait. I'm sorry. You're right. Eight years is a long time. Can I offer you a cup of tea?
most people don't.	I'm sorry you feel that way.
that was eight years ago. some people change, you know.	Most people don't.
you just left me without a phone call, a letter, nothing. all this time. yeah, i guess i'm still a little mad.	That was eight years ago. Some people change, you know.
you're still mad at me, aren't you?	You just left me without a phone call, a letter, nothing. All this time. Yeah, I guess I'm still a little mad.
no, i'm into earthworms now. you wouldn't be interested. they're real "boring" creatures. very reliable, dependable, no surprises...	You're still mad at me, aren't you?
so, you still picking apart cockroaches?	No, I'm into earthworms now. You wouldn't be interested. They're real "boring" creatures. Very reliable, dependable, no surprises...
yeah, well...	So, you still picking apart cockroaches?
you're a reporter. that's what you always wanted to be, right? i'm happy for you. really, i am.	Yeah, well...
what?	You're a reporter. That's what you always wanted to be, right? I'm happy for you. Really, I am.
so you made it.	What?
it's good to see you, nick.	So you made it.
audrey?! is that you? hi, hello. you look, wow, uh, how've you been?	It's good to see you, Nick.
you must have quite some harem.	Audrey?! Is that you? Hi, hello. You look, wow, uh, how've you been?
i'll take them all.	You must have quite some harem.
audrey, i don't think this is a very good idea. caiman finds out and he'll have your job.	I'm tired of waiting for someone else to give me an opportunity, Luce. If there's a story here I'm going to find it.
wish me luck!	Audrey, I don't think this is a very good idea. Caiman finds out and he'll have your job.
yeah, well he just turned up in new jersey at the military command post. somehow all this is related to what happened down in panama. there's a story here. i know it. you got any tape or glue?	I left my forgery kit back at the office.
your old sweetheart?	Yeah, well he just turned up in New Jersey at the military command post. Somehow all this is related to what happened down in Panama. There's a story here. I know it. You got any tape or glue?
remember my friend we saw on t.v.?	Your old sweetheart?
what the hell are you doing?	Remember my friend we saw on t.v.?
four years. girl, i'm surprised he didn't ask you to marry him.	That's the problem. He did.
did romeo have a name?	Nick Tatopoulos.
who is he?	He was my college sweetie! Look at him. He looks so handsome on t.v. What the hell is he doing in Panama.
it's nick! i know that guy. i know him!	Who is he?
i can't believe he put the moves on me. after everything i've done for him.	He's scum! As far as he's concerned you're just a pair of breasts that talk.
my life sucks.	Oh, please, your life doesn't suck. His life sucks.
and i'm supposed to remind you to call him on all of caiman's expense p.o.'s.	Speak of the devil.
five bucks.	You're kidding, right?
the warm feeling of helping your fellow man.	Five bucks.
what do i get?	The warm feeling of helping your fellow man.
can i use some?	What do I get?
what's it to you?	Can I use some?
hey, do you have any glue in your bag?	What's it to you?
i want that story, audrey. remember you work for me.	Not anymore. Mr. Caiman, I quit.
we? i don't think so.	I want that story, Audrey. Remember you work for me.
we did it! we've got the exclusive! way to go, audrey!	We? I don't think so.
you don't understand, i can get us information...	Listen, this is the time when the big boys have to go to work, okay Honey?
not now. you got my bag?	You don't understand, I can get us information...
i've got something on this. i know a guy on the inside with the military...	Not now. You got my bag?
what?	I've got something on this. I know a guy on the inside with the military...
caiman, wait. take me with you.	What?
i can't.	It's your choice.
so have dinner with me tonight.	I can't.
mr. caiman, i've been doing extra research for you after hours and weekends for nearly a year. and i've never asked for anything but this job is really important to me. i'm too old to be an assistant anymore. i need to know this job is going someplace.	So have dinner with me tonight.
call me charlie.	Mr. Caiman, I've been doing extra research for you after hours and weekends for nearly a year. And I've never asked for anything but this job is really important to me. I'm too old to be an assistant anymore. I need to know this job is going someplace.
mr. caiman...	Call me Charlie.
and you're beautiful...	Mr. Caiman...
mr. caiman, you're married.	And you're beautiful...
he said he'd consider it. it's between you and rodriguez.	Are you serious? He's going to consider me for he job? What else did he say?
just tell me, did you talk with him?	He said he'd consider it. It's between you and Rodriguez.
this is not the place...	Just tell me, did you talk with him?
did you talk with humphries?	This is not the place...
make sure they find that nest before it's too late.	I'll try.
me too.	Make sure they find that nest before it's too late.
i'm sorry about all this.	Me too.
evacuate manhattan? that's over three million people. has that ever been done before?	I don't think so.
hence the radiation.	More than that. I believe this is a mutated aberration, a hybrid from the fall out in that region.
well, i think you're cute.	Oh, thank you.  Is she always like this?
not for a long time, now.	Well, I think you're cute.
you mean to tell me that there is no one who holds a special place in your heart?	Not for a long time, now.
no. perhaps i work too much.	You mean to tell me that there is no one who holds a special place in your heart?
really? a girlfriend then?	No. Perhaps I work too much.
oh, i'm not married.	Really? A girlfriend then?
three years digging up worms in chernobyl? how did mrs. tatopoulos handle it?	Oh, I'm not married.
hi. nick tatopoulos...	Ah, Elsie Chapman, paleontologist.
they didn't make it.	Nick, my men and I will hold them here. You will have to go and get help!
where's luc and pierre?	They didn't make it.
we've secured the doors on both levels.	Where's Luc and Pierre?
they will set the trap at thirty minutes to ten.	That is when we will go in.
merde!	Allez, allez!
and how should we do that, sir?	Fill them with cement, brick them up, put land mines in them, bombs, I don't know, just make sure that goddamned thing doesn't leave the island!
have them sealed off.	And how should we do that, Sir?
only five, sir. we've checked them all. he hasn't used any of them.	Have them sealed off.
christ. how many tunnels lead off the island?	Only five, Sir. We've checked them all. He hasn't used any of them.
when we learned he could burrow his way through the tunnels we realized he could be out of the quarantined zone.	Christ. How many tunnels lead off the island?
major, what do you think could have done this?	Get your people out of there or I will.
well your people are getting in the way of my job.	Major, what do you think could have done this?
that is our job.	Well your people are getting in the way of my job.
you're fast.	That is our job.
chargeures, property and casualty insurance. we are preparing a report.	You're fast.
who are they? lieutenant, get those people away from there.	They are with me!
you gave them the tape?	No, it's still in my tent. It's...oh my God, she took it.
so after we kill the creature we'll begin a search for the nest.	It may be too late by then. These eggs will hatch very quickly.
no, it reproduces asexually. that's why we must find the nest. if we don't, dozens will be born, each one capable of laying eggs of its own. very quickly we could be looking at an enormous population.	So after we kill the creature we'll begin a search for the nest.
you see, all we need to do is get a better shot at it with weapons that don't rely on heat seeking...	Um, excuse me, sir, but the situation's more complicated than that. The blood I recovered revealed that the creature is either about to lay eggs or already has.
well, yes. i did. clearly he was injured and bled.	You see, all we need to do is get a better shot at it with weapons that don't rely on heat seeking...
what are you suggesting?	When I needed to catch earthworms, I knew the best way to catch them was not to chase them. I had to draw them out.
you know, he's not an enemy trying to evade you. he's just an animal.	What are you suggesting?
don't tell me why it's not, tell me what the hell it is.	What do we know? It was first sighted off the French Polynesian Pacific. An area that has been exposed to dozens of nuclear tests over the last thirty years.
the radiation is not an anomaly, it's the clue. this creature is far too unique on every level to be some lost dinosaur.	Don't tell me why it's not, tell me what the hell it is.
somebody must have seen it.	It happened so fast no one knew what hit them 'til is was over.
we're hoping you're going to help us figure that out.	Somebody must have seen it.
but there's no animal in the world that can make prints like that? is there?	We're hoping you're going to help us figure that out.
that's right.	But there's no animal in the world that can make prints like that? Is there?
that was a footprint. i was standing inside a footprint.	That's right.
what sample?	You're standing on it.
then you're perfect.  here's your radioactive sample. study it.	What sample?
they're enormous! a new species created by man's recklessness. that's what i've been trying to tell you, i'm only a biologist. i take radioactive samples and study them.	Then you're perfect.  Here's your radioactive sample. Study it.
seventeen percent, huh? sounds big.	They're enormous! A new species created by man's recklessness. That's what I've been trying to tell you, I'm only a biologist. I take radioactive samples and study them.
it means that due to a man made accident the chernobyl earthworms are now over seventeen percent larger than they were before. mutated by seventeen percent?	Seventeen percent, huh? Sounds big.
no, but i have the feeling i'm about to find out.	It means that due to a man made accident the Chernobyl earthworms are now over seventeen percent larger than they were before. Mutated by seventeen percent?
the radioactive contamination in that area altered the earthworm's dna! you have any idea what that means?	No, but I have the feeling I'm about to find out.
yeah, you're the worm guy.	The radioactive contamination in that area altered the earthworm's DNA! You have any idea what that means?
do you know that you just interrupted a three year study of the chernobyl earthworm?	Yeah, you're the worm guy.
we know.	Do you know that you just interrupted a three year study of the Chernobyl earthworm?
look, i may work for the nuclear regulatory commission but accidents and spills are not my field.	We know.
we have a situation on our hands that requires your particular expertise.	Look, I may work for the Nuclear Regulatory Commission but accidents and spills are not my field.
you didn't answer my question. in fact, for the last 18 hours no one has answered any of my questions.	We have a situation on our hands that requires your particular expertise.
follow me.	You didn't answer my question. In fact, for the last 18 hours no one has answered any of my questions.
excuse me, would you mind telling me what the hell i'm doing here?	Follow me.
right. the worm guy.  can someone get those people off the beach?	Excuse me, would you mind telling me what the hell I'm doing here?
it's tatopoulos.	Right. The worm guy.  Can someone get those people off the beach?
dr. niko topopolosis?	It's Tatopoulos.
organize a search party. i want a complete sweep of the entire city and subway system.	You don't have the authority to do that.
we're sending divers into the river now to retrieve the body.	That thing's dead. What the hell are we waiting for?
do you have any idea what's going on out there? the phones are ringing off the hook with people screaming to be let back into the city.	We're sending divers into the river now to retrieve the body.
last time you didn't even scratch it!	That's not true. Our worm guy, er, I mean, Dr. Tatopoulos found blood.
general anderson, the problem was the terrain. if we lure him out into a more open area such as this portion of central park...  we should be able to take him down.	Last time you didn't even scratch it!
we think there's a strong reason to believe it may be hiding inside one of the buildings within the sequestered area.	But you don't know for sure!
i just wanted to say, au revoir and thank you for your help, my friend.	Wait.  Au revoir.
i understand.	I just wanted to say, au revoir and thank you for your help, my friend.
it's raymond.	Where are you?
hello?	It's Raymond.
who the hell are you?	It's okay. I know her.
what'd they say?	I can't get through. I don't know what's wrong.
how do i do that?	555-7600. Tell them it's a code dragonfly. They should get you through.
contact the military and get them to send a bomber to blow up this building before these things escape.	How do I do that?
i think we should leave now.	Good idea.
three eggs. i thought there would be more.	You were right.
they've turned off the ventilation system. they're calling him to dinner.	Let's hope we are not the hors d'oeuvres.
what's with the chewing gum?	Makes us look more American.
so you're in?	Are you kidding? I always wanted to join the French Foreign Legion.
here. 23rd street subway station. where we first found the fish. with a little luck, this will lead us right to it.	So you're in?
your talking about the nuclear testing in the pacific.	Yes. This testing done by my country left a terrible mess. We are here to clean it up.
it is my job to protect my country. sometimes i must even protect it from itself. from mistakes we have made. mistakes that we do not want the world to know about.	Your talking about the nuclear testing in the Pacific.
sure.	It is my job to protect my country. Sometimes I must even protect it from itself. From mistakes we have made. Mistakes that we do not want the world to know about.
i am a patriot. i love my country. can you understand that?	Sure.
so why all the secrecy? why aren't you guys working with the us military?	I am not permitted to speak of such things.
this is america. there is nothing you can not buy.	So why all the secrecy? Why aren't you guys working with the US military?
how did you get all of this stuff into the country?	This is America. There is nothing you can not buy.
oh, my bags. i've checked them in.	We, have already taken care of them.
i need your trust if you're to help me find the nest.	Oh, my bags. I've checked them in.
why do you need that?	I need your trust if you're to help me find the nest.
i need you to trust me.	Why do you need that?
why are you telling this to me?	I need you to trust me.
we know.	Why are you telling this to me?
are you sure? how do you know?	We know.
we have learned that your american friends have decided not to look for the creature's nest.	Are you sure? How do you know?
oh.	We have learned that your American friends have decided not to look for the creature's nest.
it's the french secret service.	Oh.
sounds like a big company.	It's the French Secret Service.
sdece, service de documentation exterieure et de contre-espionnage. agent phillip raymond.	Sounds like a big company.
oh yeah, the insurance guy.	SDECE, Service de Documentation Exterieure et de Contre-Espionnage. Agent Phillip Raymond.
we've met before.	Oh yeah, the insurance guy.
do i know you?	We've met before.
are you looking for this?	Thanks.
don't speak, quellek.	You'll forgive my impertinence, sir, but even though we had never before met, always considered you as a father to me.
... it has been my greatest honor to serve with you.  living by your example these years, my life has had meaning.  i have been blessed.  sir, i... i...	Don't speak, Quellek.
no, don't talk like that, son. we're going to get you fixed up.	... It has been my greatest honor to serve with you.  LIving by your example these years, my life has had meaning.  I have been blessed.  Sir, I... I...
i... i don't think i'm going to make it sir...	No, don't talk like that, son. We're going to get you fixed up.
not so bad. we'll get you to medical quarters. you're going to be fine.	I... I don't think I'm going to make it Sir...
okay, quellek, let's get back to the command deck and-suddenly we hear a pistol blast and quellek's chest turns red. alexander and quellek look down at the blood, horrified.	I'm... I'm shot.
sir! the pressure.  it's normalizing.	Open.
i avoided capture using the mak'tar stealth haze.  where is everyone?	Come with me. I'll explain on the way.
quellek. what are you doing in there?	I avoided capture using the Mak'tar stealth haze.  Where is everyone?
sir, it's you  thank ipthar!	Quellek. What are you doing in there?
uh uh! what did we talk about?	Right... Sorry, sir.
good luck on your mission, sir. by grabthar's hammer, by the suns of warvan i wish you-	Uh uh! What did we talk about?
thanks.	Good luck on your mission, Sir. By Grabthar's Hammer, by the Suns of Warvan I wish you-
dr. lazarus, here is your surface mapper.  i have programed it to the coordinates of a beryllium sphere of sufficient density.	Thanks.
is that the bathroom?	Yes sir... The use of your waste facilities were strangely absent from the historical records, so we had to extrapolate purely on the basis of your anatomy.
just as on your home planet, sir. if i may say, it took me three years to master the spikes, but now i sleep with a peace i never thought possible...	Is that the bathroom?
where's my bed?	Just as on your home planet, sir. If I may say, it took me three years to master the spikes, but now I sleep with a peace I never thought possible...
yes sir. marvelous, isn't it? completely distractionless.	Where's my bed?
this is it?	Yes sir. Marvelous, isn't it? Completely distractionless.
...yes sir.  your quarters sir.	This is it?
just don't.	...Yes sir.  Your quarters sir.
i'm sorry, sir, i was only-	Just don't.
don't do that. i'm not kidding.	I'm sorry, sir, I was only-
by grabthar's hammer, dr. lazarus, i-	Don't do that. I'm not kidding.
well good, that's very... nice.	By Grabthar's Hammer, Dr. Lazarus, I-
dr. lazarus... i hope that i'm not breaching protocol but.. i am so very humbled to stand in your presence... i have studied your missions extensively... though i am thermian, i have lived my life by your philosophy, by the code of the mak'tar.	Well good, that's very... nice.
jason, before we entered the black hole, my instruments detected strange energy surge from sarris' shid~ similar to...	No time to worry about that, Alex. Tommy, let's get this thing slowed down... Gwen, see if you can calculate the impact point. Guy, cet down to deck C and make sure tne injured are secured. Also lets-
yes. good was done this .....	Okay... Let's go, buddy, they can take It from here... I'mo-
~hex!  alex, are you okav?	Yes. Good was done this .....
sense memory. i see you got to win the fight...	I had the shot...
i was staying in character.  "egomaniacal sonofabitch?"	Sense memory. I see you got to win the fight...
"purple skinned monstrosity...?"	I was staying in character.  "Egomaniacal sonofabitch?"
hundreds dead, all so you could play at being the commander.' you've murdered us all you egomaniacal sonofabitch!	Shut up.' Just shut up you purple skinned monstronsity,
that's your problem.  you were never serious about the caraft...  "i'm a rock... i just want to be a rock... still. peaceful.. tranquil.." ..."oh, but what's this?  something's making noise... no, not noise, no... movement.  vibrations.  make the vibrations stop, they go straight into me like a knife!... i must crush the thing that makes the vibrations..."	Am I crazy, or do you actually have something there?
it's a damn rock monster!!! it doesn't have motivation!	That's your problem.  You were never serious about the caraft...  "I'm a rock... I just want to be a rock... Still. Peaceful.. Tranquil.." ..."Oh, but what's this?  Something's making noise... No, not noise, no... MOVEMENT.  VIBRATIONS.  Make the vibrations stop, they go straight into me like a knife!... I must CRUSH the thing that makes the vibrations..."
... . well  you have to figure out what it wants... what's its motivation?	It's a DAMN ROCK MONSTER!!! It doesn't HAVE motivation!
alexander??? please? you're my advisor, advise me!	... . Well  you have to figure out what it wants... What's its motivation?
fred's no good, jason. you're going to have to kill it	KILL IT? Well I'm open to ideas!...
nothing.	I heard something. A squeal.
what?  what?	Nothing.
you go first! there's no time!	Oh, of course, I forgot! YOU have to be the hero, don't you?... Heaven forbid anyone else get the spotlight once! Oh no, Jason Nesmith couldn't possibly-
go ahead!	You go first! There's no time!
there it is. the beryllium sphere.	Must be some sort of mining facility.
what's the scale?  is that ten miles? a hundred miles?	THIS much.
about this much.	What's the scale?  Is that ten miles? A hundred miles?
don't be insane, stop! full stop!	KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING!
no!  we're almost through!	DON'T BE INSANE, STOP! FULL STOP!
you don't hold a thruster down! it's for quick boosts	Like YOU know?
we stop we die. keep holding the thruster down tommy!	You don't hold a thruster down! It's for quick boosts
we've got to stop!	We stop we die. Keep holding the thruster down Tommy!
at ease men.	Like throwing gasoline on a fire...
calm down everybody.   we're just here to negotiate general sarris' surrender.	"Just!?"
god, what an ass.	COME IN PROTECTOR... PROTECTOR...
... to camera center no matter whose shot you're blocking...	Leadership....
i'm glad you asked... to me the most important qualities of a galaxy explorer are loyalty...	... to camera center no matter whose shot you're blocking...
"the show must go on."	...Damn you!  Damn you!
i won't and nothing you say-	"The show must go on."
you will go out there.	I won't and nothing you say-
come on, old friend...	Friend. You stole all my best lines.  You cut me out of episode two entirely!..
you have a better plan, alex?	As a matter of fact, I do. Look at their eyes. They're obviously nocturnal. Come sundown they will go into the forest to hunt. So our plan is simply to wait for nightfall instead of mounting an insane assault in full daylight simply because we did it that way in episode 31.'
this is ludicrous.  why are you listening to this man?  must i remind you that he is wearing a costume, not a uniform?...  he's no more equipped to lead us than this fellow.  no offense.	You have a better plan, Alex?
and note the sucked in gut.	...Sleeves rolled halfway up the biceps...
you think you could do better "laredo?"	Hey, watch that "Laredo" shit.
you know, with the makeup and everything1 i actually thought he was smart for a second.	You think you could do better "Laredo?"
shut up.	You know, with the makeup and everything1 I actually thought he was smart for a second.
you were holding it upside down weren't you?	Shut up.
what's happened?	The engines are dead. We're drifting.
could you possibly try  not to hit  every  single  one!	They're drifting toward me... I think they're magnetic!...
he wants to think!?	No, Jason, that's a wrap!  There's nothing to think about!
what the hell is going on?!!?	Jason, what have you gotten us into?
settle down, alex...	No. I can't go out there! I won't say that ridiculous catch phrase one more time. I won't.  I can't!
not again...	I played Richard III...
he's a twit!	Oh, and did you hear he booked another fan appearance without us?
he always has to make the big entrance.	By Grabthar's Hammer, this is true. 159 NT. LIVING ROOM - SOMEWHERE - NIGHT 159
no i didn't.	Yes you did.
back there. you said "the commander is down there with a bunch of cannibals."	No I didn't.
what?	Back there. You said "the Commander is down there with a bunch of cannibals."
you said "the commander.	What?
he knocked me out the sonofabitch. where is he?	Down there.
those blue things ate everybody here?	It doesn't make sense... Surely they could have fortified the compound against those creatures...
i don't know.	Nobody was WATCHING?
look at that... will you look at that... they look like little children...	Could they be the miners?
alex? where are you going?	To see if there's a pub.
"go into the cloud! ...	Alex? Where are you going?
we've have to stop!	FRONT ARMOR IS GONE! JUST SLOW IT DOWN A LITTLE!
may i get the check?	The ships are gaining...
we heard it the first time!	Shit! I'm doing it! I'm repeating the damn computer!
oh my god, it's real.	All this from watching the.. historical records?
i don't know... it just wasn't like him.	Yes, poor Jason. As we speak he's probably out somewhere talking rubbish to a roomful of hangers-on. While here I sit eating Christmas cheese in Spring.
a boy comes to the door.	I don't know... It just wasn't like him.
you could order something in.	A boy comes to the door.
i still haven't got this bloody thing off.	You could order something in.
why didn't you stop at the market?	I still haven't got this bloody thing off.
oh good, there's nothing to eat.	Why didn't you stop at the market?
alex you can't -just leave.	Oh can't I? Watch me!
oh alex, get away from that thing...	Dear God.... How did I come to this?
he's a miserable twit!	The guy is terminally selfish!
i have sectors 1-28.  i think hector has the upper levels.	We'd better get everybody online.  And Kyle, Stop downloading porn.  Your frame rate is unacceptable.
you've got the utility systems walkthrough, right?	I have sectors 1-28.  I think Hector has the upper levels.
oh.  okay.	You've got the utility systems walkthrough, right?
no time for pleasantries, kyle. we have a level five emergency. the commander needs us to get him to the core and shut it down before it overloads.	Oh.  Okay.
hi brandon.	No time for pleasantries, Kyle. We have a level five emergency. The Commander needs us to get him to the core and shut it down before it overloads.
he dissed us again, brandon!	He probably... Has some very important business to attend to...
that's it?	Yeah. What's wrong? JASON ~~othIno. I -ust oncuont ot wou~o oc oomooooateo onan onat.
raise the glass and push the blue button.	That's It?
i'm at the control oaneh. what do i do?	Raise the glass and push the blue button.
what?  up?	Berithium lava coming through. Use the handholds above you.
up.	What?  Up?
go. they're off again.	Up.
shit! go!	GO Commander.
lt. madison, go.	Shit! Go!
no, wait, are you-	Lt. Madison, GO.
wait two seconds then go.	No, wait, are you-
okay, now. but-	Wait two seconds then go.
commander, you and lt. madison will have to go through the crushers one at a time in three second intervals. tell me when the first crusher hits the bottom...	Okay, now. But-
brandon! time to go!	Yes Commander... All right, you're almost there. Just go through the chompers and over the pit.
how did you come to that conclusion?	My cousin's boyfriend's sister went out with the screenwriter. His favorite movie is the Omegaman.  He's seen it 13 times...
no,  i am of the firm belief that in reality it is not a matter killer, but a matter rearranger, converting all molecules to the exact state they existed thirteen seconds previous to activation thus effecting a thirteen second time jump to the past.	How did you come to that conclusion?
but you don't?	No,  I am of the firm belief that in reality it is not a matter killer, but a matter REARRANGER, converting all molecules to the exact state they existed thirteen seconds previous to activation thus effecting a thirteen second time jump to the past.
it's been the subject of an extremely heated debate on the internet for years. many believe that is a matter collapser, a bomb capable of destroying all matter in the universe in a chain reaction lasting 13 seconds.	But you don't?
what do you mean?	It's been the subject of an extremely heated debate on the internet for years. Many believe that is a matter collapser, a bomb capable of destroying all matter in the universe in a chain reaction lasting 13 seconds.
well, that's the big question, isn't it?	What do you mean?
what does the omega 13 do?	Well, that's the big question, isn't it?
yes commander?	What does the Omega 13 do?
brandon.. just in case i die, there's something i have to know...	Yes Commander?
yes...?	Okay, that's where you want to be.
okay, so do you see a door marked "core unit?" should be down at the far end to your left.	Yes...?
we'd never have the budget for this.	Okay, so do you see a door marked "CORE UNIT?" Should be down at the far end to your left.
commander, do you have a camera?  i'd die to see this in person... all they showed on t,v was a machine here, and a wall here... i don't know why they didn't show the whole thing.	We'd never have the budget for this.
now make a right, you'll see a doorway that opens on the central manufacturing facility.  the bowels of the ship.	Commander, do you have a camera?  I'd die to see this in person... All they showed on T,V was a machine here, and a wall here... I don't know why they didn't show the whole thing.
okay...  okay, now what.	Now make a right, you'll see a doorway that opens on the central manufacturing facility.  The bowels of the ship.
okay, now left at the next turn... past the oxygen units.  make a right there. then go through the antimatter vent...	Okay...  Okay, now what.
okay, we got it.	Okay, you can go on in... I'm going to get Kyle. He knows the utility tunnel system better than anybody alive.
i knew it!... i knew it!...	Brandon.. . The crew and I are in trouble and we need your help.
it's real, brandon. all of it, it's real.	I knew it!... I KNEW it!...
... but i want you to know that i am not a complete braincase, okay? i understand completely that it's just a tv show. there is no ship, there is no beryllium sphere, no diagital conveyor... i mean, obviously it's all just a-	It's real, Brandon. All of it, It's real.
it's okay. listen-	... But I want you to know that I am not a complete braincase, okay? I understand completely that It's just a TV show. There is no ship, there is no Beryllium Sphere, no diagital conveyor... I mean, obviously it's all just a-
yes, i know, and i want you to know i thought about what you said... i know you meant it constructively but...	It's okay. Listen-
brandon, i remember you from the convention, right?... you had a lot of little technical observations about the ship, and i spoke sharply to you...	Yes, I know, and I want you to know I thought about what you said... I know you meant it constructively but...
brandon.	Brandon, I remember you from the convention, right?... You had a lot of little technical observations about the ship, and I spoke sharply to you...
what's  your name, son?	Brandon.
oh... oh, i see. oh.	What's  your name, son?
we accidently traded vox units when we bumped into each other on saturday.	Oh... Oh, I see. Oh.
... yes?	We accidently traded Vox units when we bumped into each other on Saturday.
yes but, we were wondering-	There IS no quantum flux and there Is no auxiliary... There's no goddamn ship  Do you get it?
it's a television show. okay? that's all. it's just a bunch of fake sets, and wooden props, do you understand?	Yes but, we were wondering-
commander, as i was saying... in "the quasar dilemma", you used the auxiliary of deck b for gamma override. but online blueprints indicate deck b is independent of the guidance matrix, so we were wondering where the error lies?	It's a television show. Okay? That's all. It's just a bunch of fake sets, and wooden props, do you understand?
commander, please settle a dispute that my crew and i are having. in "the quasar dilemma", the sentient had taken control of the ship's guidance systems, however-	Excuse me guys.
systems register functional.	All systems are working, Commander. ,~ -cc PINK) -' C -
systems register functional.	All systems are working, Commander.
negative, no reserve beryllium sphere exists onboard.	No, we don't have an extra Beryllium sphere.
negative. the beryllium sphere will have to be replaced.	We need another one.
the beryllium sphere has fractured under stress.	It's fractured...
computer, what about our engines? why don't we have power?	The Beryllium Sphere has fractured under stress.
the enemy is matching velocity.	The enemy is matching velocity.
the ship is sustaining structural damage.	Guys, we're sustaining structural damage!...
there is no weather in space.	I never get tired of that joke.
what's the weather like outside?	There is no weather in space.
yes?	What's the weather like outside?
i just can't believe it. any of it!  look at this room!.. they designed it based on the tuaran pleasure ship from "historical document" thirty seven.  oh and wait, wait, listen to this!  computer?	Yes?
structural damage at 68 percent.	We're getting major structural damage.
so our solution is to introduce a bonding substrate! - a two molecule compound sharing a free electron - and bombard the ions with their reflective isotopes!	OK!
covalent... right. so...	So our solution is to introduce a bonding substrate! - A two molecule compound sharing a free electron - and bombard the ions with their reflective isotopes!
what does that mean?!!!  yes, i see! yes... it means that perhaps... the... bonding molecules have become covalent?!...	Covalent... Right. So...
... what does that mean?	What does that mean?!!!  Yes, I see! Yes... It means that perhaps... the... bonding molecules have become covalent?!...
that possibly... the valence bonds have shifted bi-laterally?	... What does that mean?
u.... what do you think?	That possibly... The valence bonds have shifted bi-laterally?
as good as hopkins?	Hopkins can't drink your bathwater Fred.
fred, i worked summer stock with hopkins. regional theater with hoffman. but i swear to god i have never met an actor who could hit his mark, or nail his lines with the professional consistency of a freddy kwan. you're mr. dependable... you can do this.	You worked with Hopkins? I worship Hopkins.
no, i'll kill you. .	Listen Fred. You did this for four years on the show. You can do it now... Put your hands on the controls..
right.	I'll take my chances with Gorignak.
the digital conveyer?  you mean i'm going to get diced into cubes and sorted up there in a thousand pieces?	Right.
never mind, fred....	No, no... I'll think on it...
a hologram...	Never mind, Fred....
hey commander. listen, we found some beryllium on a nearby planet. we might be able to get there if we re-configure the solar matrix in parallel for endothermic propulsion. what do you think?	I...Well, uh... Yes, absolutely.
i'm just a glorified extra, fred.  i'm a dead man anyway. if i'm going to die, i'd rather go out a hero than a coward.	Maybe you're the plucky comic relief, you ever think of that?
it's suicide.	I'm just a glorified extra, Fred.  I'm a dead man anyway. If I'm going to die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward.
listen, i'll go in, create a distraction. have this...  may be able to hold them back long enough for the aliens to escape.	It's suicide.
we've got to get that valve turned off. their oxygen is almost gone...	Listen, I'll go in, create a distraction. have this...  may be able to hold them back long enough for the aliens to escape.
...the digital conveyor.	Of course... We'll just zap him up with the digital conveyor!
you okay, alex?	I don't like this... I don't like this at all...
how do you remember this stuff?	Oh I make it up. Use lots of "k"s and "v"s.
how the hell is fred supposed to project a hologram?	We're doing episode 31, Jason?
i am so sick of being right.	Let's get out of here before one of those things kills guy.
oh, they're so cute.	Of course they're cute NOW. But in a second they're going to turn MEAN and UGLY somehow and then there are going to be a million MORE of them!...
where are the miners?	Something BAD happened here.
guy, you have a last name. we just don't know it.	Do I? DO I?  For all you know I'm just "CREWMAN #6"!  Okay, it's FLEEGMAN! Guy FLEEGMAN! There! Now I'm a whole person! I can't die! FLEEGMAN! THEY CAN'T KILL ME NOW, CAN THEY? CAN THEY?
the omega 13... why does that sound so familiar?...	The lost footage. At the convention. The mysterious device in our last episo--historical document.
that's why you built this ship?	It's ... incredible.
"crewman #6"... call me guy.	You... know us?
listen, i was wondering, would you guys mind if i sit in today? see if anybody's interested in an autograph? never know.	Sure, Guy, If you can stand the excitement.
we~re oetting hammered, jason.  return fire?	No. Keep all energy to the armor.
i know...  you contruct a weapon.  look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?...	A LATHE??? Get off the line, Guy.'
it's a rough plan, guy! what does it matter if we're doing episode 31 or not?!	BECAUSE I DIED IN EPISODE 31!
jason, are we doing episode 31 or not?	It's a rough plan, Guy! What does it matter if we're doing episode 31 or not?!
it doesn't have to be a hologram... just a diversion.	Jason, are we doing Episode 31 or not?
that's it, that's what's going to kill me.	Let's just pick up the pace a little, shall we?
we're screwed... we're so screwed...	All right, let's all settle down.  If we're going to get through this we're going to have to exercise self control.
it's... i don't know.	No. Nobody does. Do you know WHY? Because my character Isn't IMPORTANT enough for a last name. Because I'm going to DIE five minutes in, why bother to come up with a last name for me?
yeah, what is it?	It's... I don't know.
your last name.	Yeah, what is it?
oh, i'm not? i'm not? then what's my last name?	Your last name.
guy, you're not going to get killed on the planet, okay?	Oh, I'm not? I'm not? Then what's my last name?
they're still behind us...	We should have a turbo. I'm always saying "activate turbo boosters", right?...
...okay	All right. Put me back on with him.
~e're alive!	We made it. Commander, we made it.'
we're alive!	We made It. Commander, we made it.' m ALEXANDER sort ov) By Grabtnar' s h~mmer, we  ove to te   ono 'tale.
not a clue. you?	I think he just likes pointing at things.
you have no idea what a perimeter is, do you?	Not a clue. You?
they're gone.	Where'd they go? Back inside?
we're doing episode 31?	Whatever, the one with the hologram. The wall of fire.
"assault on voltareck iii."  episode... 31 i think.	We're doing episode 31?
more to the left... stay parallel...	Hey, YOU want to drive?
hey. thanks for one nice intro... uh.	Guy... You probably don't remember me do you?   I was on the show in '82.  Episode 31?  Got killed by the lava monster before the first commercial?  "Crewman #6?"
hi everybody.	Hey. Thanks for one nice intro... uh.
never doubted you for a second.	TOMMY, 270 DEGREE TURN TO PORT!
he's accelerating to mark 6.	Mark 12.
because it was on the show!	Well forget it!  I'm not going.  This episode was badly written!
we shouldn't have to do this!  it makes no logical sense! why is it here?	Because it was on the show!
gwen...	We shouldn't have to DO this!  It makes NO LOGICAL SENSE! Why is it HERE?
what is that thing? it serves no useful purpose to have a bunch of choppy crushy things in the middle of a catwalk!?.'	Gwen...
there's no hatch.  there's no hatch!	Wait... Jason, Here!...
uh... i hate to break it to you jason, but i don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor, and unless you took a learning annex course i don't know about, i'm pretty sure you don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor either.	No I don't. But I know somebody who does.
right.	Uh... I hate to break it to you Jason, but I don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor, and unless you took a Learning Annex course I don't know about, I'm pretty sure you don't know how to shut down a neutron reactor either.
so... we get to shut down the neutron reactor?	Right.
jason?...  i don't think the pig lizard was gorignak...	What the hell are you talking about?
wait, the pig lizard is gone. why are they still chanting for the pig lizard?	Turn on the translation circuit.
what?  what did he say?	Nothing. Hold please.
yeah. but i've got gorignak staring me in the face. i think i can take it though...	Jason, we're going to use the digital conveyer to get you out of there.
thank god. are you okay?	Yeah. But I've got Gorignak staring me in the face. I think I can take it though...
yes. yes, i'm here!	Thank God. Are you okay?
jason.. can you hear me?	Yes. Yes, I'm here!
clenched jaw...	Will you stop RIDING ME?!
how does the rolling help, actually?	It helps.
all right... here's the plan:  first, fred, we need a diversion to clear those things out of the compound, then gwen, alex, fred and i go down to get the sphere.  any of those things come back, give a signal. guy, you set up a perimeter.	Why does this sound so familiar?
you're playing your good side.	Don't be ridiculous.
did it ever occur to you that if you had been a little more supportive you could have held on to me?	I could have held on to YOU! ...
self control?  that's funny coming from the guy that slept with every moon princess and terrakian slave girl on the show!...	Did it ever occur to you that if you had been a little more supportive you could have held on to me?
do we have a replacement beryllium sphere onboard?	Computer, do we have a replacement Beryllium sphere onboard?
can it be repaired?	Computer, can it be repaired?
are they behind us?	No, I don't think so... Wait. They're not but...  Something is.  Oh my god.
maybe we can lose them in that cloud.	I don't think that's a cloud...
i thought it was the "we're dead" gesture! i was agreeing! like i know where the hold button is???	Listen, Sarris, you can't blame me for trying...
i made the cut the line gesture. you nodded okay.'	I thought It was the "We're dead" gesture! I was agreeing! Like I know where the hold button is???
jason...	You just keep pushing those buttons, those there, send everything at him, okay?
we're going to fire everything we've got at him, all right?	JASON...
jason..	We're going to fire everything we've got at him, all right?
all right, now nobody panic, i've dealt with this guy before and believe me, he's as stupid as he is ugly.	Jason..
there's nobody here. jason...	Mathesar, maybe we should get some of your crew up here.
we're leaving, jason. we're leaving now.	Let me think. I need time to think.
we have no right to do this. they deserve to know.	Gwen... Gwen, c'mon, wait, no!
hey... hey where are you going?	We have no right to do this. They deserve to know.
ninty-nine percent of acting is commitment. acting.  stella adler never manned a resonance cannon, she taught acting...	Hey... Hey where are you going?
it's not the stuff. i mean, anybody can learn the stuff...  the important thing is commitmnt. 99% of anything is just committing to it.	Ninty-nine percent of ACTING is commitment. ACTING.  Stella Adler never manned a resonance cannon, she taught ACTING...
well you have to tell them.  what if something happens? we're actors, not astronauts... we can't do this stuff!	It's not the STUFF. I mean, anybody can learn the STUFF...  The important thing is COMMITMNT. 99% of anything is just committing to it.
are you kidding? i'm not going to tell them.	Well you have to tell them.  What if something happens? We're actors, not astronauts... We can't do this stuff!
who we are. don't you think they're going to be pissed?	Are you kidding? I'm not going to tell them.
tell them? about...	Who we are. Don't you think they're going to be PISSED?
wait. when are you going to tell them?	Tell them? About...
c'mon, we're wanted up on the command deck.	Wait. When are you going to tell them?
on the show i talk to the computer and repeat what it says. so that's what they built.	C'mon, we're wanted up on the command deck.
but i'm the commander!	On the show I talk to the computer and repeat what it says. So that's what they built.
only answers to me.	But I'm the Commander!
let me try.  computer?  computer?...	Only answers to me.
one minute   i'm -  hey, i'm dressing.'	Oh come on, it's not like I haven't-
it's jason...	One minute   I'm -  Hey, I'm dressing.'
this isn't mine. wait, where is that kid?...	You know it's one thing to treat us this way, but how can you do this to your fans?...
what?	You smiled at me.
how much of a nothing? not enough to split five ways kind of a nothing?	What do you want me to say, Gwen?... They wanted the Commander.
a few fans built a little set in their garage.  .  i come in for an hour at most. it's a nothing.	How much of a nothing? Not enough to split five ways kind of a nothing?
tommy, look!  those lights...	I see them!  I see them! RD STREET PASADENA 57
closer?  i can try.	What are you doing? What are thev doino? ~7C INT. SARRIS' SHIP h37C
jason  you think you could-get any closer to those mines?	Closer?  I can try.
i heard it too.	Is this really the most important thing we could be talking about right now?
that thing's not going to get us down there fast enough.  face it, he's dead.	Wait, Fred, what about your thing, you know... "Digitize me, Sergeant Chen!"
we got the sphere but the commander's down there with a bunch of cannibals!  teb, reset the pod, we're going back.	That thing's not going to get us down there fast enough.  Face it, he's dead.
oh my god! tommy! stop the pod! stop the pod!	I can't...  It's on autopilot!...
i have one job on this lousy ship. it's stupid, but i'm going to do it. got it?	Sure, no problem.
you know, that's really getting annoying.	I have ONE job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm going to DO it. GOT IT?
you should have let me hit him.	I don't know guys... I mean, he almost looked... sincere. I know, it's bizarre!
that's it, it's go time.	Don't do it, Tommy. He's not worth it.
you gotta admit, they do love him.	Almost as much as he loves himself.
unbelievable.	You are so full of shit
you're kidding. when for?	Tomorrow morning, before the store opening.
where the hell is he?  an hour and a half late.  an hour and a half!	This is great!  They're going to start eating each other out there.
accelerate to mark 4, tommy.	This is embarrassing, really.   I shan't tell this story when I return home.
we.. we lie.	Yes... You understand THAT, don't you, Mathesar?...
simpler.	We.. We lie.
we pretend...	Simpler.
our dimwitted friends don't understand the concept of acting. they have no theater, no imagination these scientists.	We pretend...
my name is jason nesmith. i'm an actor. we're all actors.	Our dimwitted friends don't understand the concept of acting. They have no theater, no imagination these scientists.
explain -	Gwen. The show. There's no choice. Do it.
please, don't hurt them, it's not their fault. i'm not the commander, i don't know anything.	Explain -
wait. what did you say?	Please, don't hurt them, it's not their fault. I'm not the Commander, I don't know anything.
no! i swear i don't know! please!	Do you think I'm a fool? That the Commander does not know every bolt, every weld of his ship?
prepare a tear harness for the female...	No! I swear I don't know! Please!
stop, please! i don't know!	Prepare a tear harness for the female...
is it a bomb?  a booby trap?  tell me!	Stop, please! I don't know!
i don't know.	Is it a bomb?  A booby trap?  Tell me!
then tell me one thing... what does it do, the device? the omega 13.	I don't know.
yes.	Then tell me one thing... What does it do, the device? The Omega 13.
you have ten seconds.	All right. You got it. You win. I'll deliver it now.  Just give me a moment to set it up.
listen, i'd like to, but frankly.. i'm not even sure where it is, or even...	You have ten seconds.
deliver the device now or i will destroy your ship.	Listen, I'd like to, but frankly.. I'm not even sure where it is, or even...
right.  well... listen, i'm  i'm sorry about that whole... thing.. before. it was kind of a misunderstanding.  i'm sure we can work this out like reasonable people... how's the uh...  ... that going to heal up? god, i hope so, i feel just awful about that.	Deliver the device now or I will destroy your ship.
better than my lieutenant.  he failed to activate ship's neutron armor as quickly as i'd hoped on our last encounter.	Right.  Well... Listen, I'm  I'm sorry about that whole... thing.. before. It was kind of a misunderstanding.  I'm sure we can work this out like reasonable people... How's the uh...  ... that going to heal up? God, I hope so, I feel just awful about that.
yes... hi sarris... how are you doing?	Better than my Lieutenant.  He failed to activate ship's neutron armor as quickly as I'd hoped on our last encounter.
first, i require the omega 13... second-	Okey dokey, let's fire blue particle cannons full. Fire red particle cannons full. Fire gannet magnets left and right. Fire pulse catapults from all chutes. And throw this thing at him too, killer.
the ship is a model... as big as this!... a very clever deception indeed! he oan't oontaln his lauchter.  a belle-----tommy set a course for home, lommander?	You can oc that?
but...why?	It's difficult to... On our planet we pretend in order to... entertain.
sections of rooms made of plywood. our beryllium sphere was painted wire and plaster. the digital conveyor was christmas lights... decorations.  it's all a fake.  i'm not him...  i'm a nothing. a nobody.	But...Why?
but... inside, i have seen-	Sections of rooms made of plywood. Our Beryllium Sphere was painted wire and plaster. The digital conveyor was Christmas lights... Decorations.  It's all a fake.  I'm not him...  I'm a nothing. A nobody.
a model, only as big as this.	But... Inside, I have seen-
but there it is!...	A model, only as big as this.
i'm not a commander, there is no national space exploration administration. there is no snip.	But there it is!...
well... sort of...	We have become aware of these concepts only recently. In our dealings with Sarris. Often Sarris will say one thing, and do another. Promise us mercy and deliver destruction... It is a concept we are beginning to learn at some great cost.  But if you are saying that any of you could have traits in common with Sarris.
"deception..." "lies."	Well... Sort of...
you what?.. what are you talking about?	We have seen you victorious in many more desperate situations. The fault must lie with us, with the ship...
a thousand apologies. we have failed you.	You what?.. What are you talking about?
mathesar? what is that?	It's the Tothian mine field left standing from the Great War of 12185.
commander...	Mathesar, I need you to prepare pods for my crew.
former commander?	I'm sorry. You deserve to be shown.
our former commander was not... strong.	Former Commander?
then how did he find out about the device?	Our former Commander was not... Strong.
no, thank god he has not.	Then how did he find out about the device?
mathesar?. .. has sarris seen the.. historical records?	NO, Thank God he has not.
to our brave guests.  few in this universe have the opportunity to meet their heroes.  we are blessed to count ourselves among them.	Wherever a distress signal sounds among the stars, we'll be there, this fine ship, this fine crew. Never give up, never surrender!
it's perfectly safe. i promise.	... Maintenance facility...
weapons storage...	It's perfectly safe. I promise.
how can we thank you, commander. you- you have saved our people.	It was a lot of fun. You kids are great.
thanks	How can we thank you, Commander. You- You have saved our people.
an interstellar vox.	Thanks
i would but i am really running late and the 134's a parking lot after 2:00.  but listen, the guy gives you any more trouble, just give a call...	An interstellar vox.
he has a very powerful ship. perhaps you would like to wait to see the results of-	I would but I am REALLY running late and the 134's a parking lot after 2:00.  But listen, the guy gives you any more trouble, just give a call...
oh, i don't think so. i gave him both barrels.	He has a very powerful ship. Perhaps you would like to wait to see the results of-
but what if sarris survives?	Oh, I don't think so. I gave him both barrels.
long live theramini.  take a left here?	But what if Sarris survives?
theramin.	Long live Theramini.  Take a left here?
right. long live... what's your planet?	Theramin.
but commander... the negotiation... you... you... you fired on him.	Right. Long live... What's your planet?
yeah. "earth." time to get back to "earth," kids.	But Commander... The negotiation... You... You... You fired on him.
you... you mean earth?	Yeah. "Earth." Time to get back to "Earth," kids.
home.	You... You mean Earth?
commander?... where are you... going?	Home.
mind if we skip that?  i have to get back pretty quick for this thing in van nuys.	As you wish.
commander... welcome to the protector ii.  would you like to don your uniform?	Mind If we skip that?  I have to get back pretty quick for this thing in Van Nuys.
sir, i understand this is a terrible breach of protocol, but please, i beg you to hear our plea. we are thermians from the klatu nebula.  our people are being systematically hunted and slaughtered by roth'h'ar sarris of fatu-krey. sarris wants the omega 13. we are to meet in negotiation. however our past efforts in this regard have been nothing short of disastrous. the flames, the death...  please captain, you are our last hope.  we have secured a limousine.	Oh, right! The thing with the thing. Come on in, I'll get some pants on.
i... certainly, but-	Catch me later, okay?
right, if this is about the thing tomorrow you can hammer out the details with my agent, but make sure i have a limo from my house, they jammed me into a toyota the last time i did one of these	I... certainly, but-
commander, i must speak to you. it is a matter of supreme importance... we are thermians from the klatu nebula, and we require your help. i beseech you to come with us, back to our ship. a great many lives hang in the balance...	Right, If this is about the thing tomorrow you can hammer out the details with my agent, but make sure I have a limo from my house, they jammed me into a Toyota the last time I did one of these
hold course, laredo!	I'm trying Commander... Everything's a blur, but as long as I stay locked to that vox signal...
commander?... call me laredo?	Mark 20 Into the black hole,  areao.
let's do it, tommy.	Commander?... Call me Laredo?
pedal to the metal tommy...	Pedal to the metal...
jason? what about me? what do i do?	Practice driving, Tommy.
all right guys... uh... gwen and i are going to have to get to the core and shut it down manually. fred, you and guy need to get that air valve back on.  alex, see if you can get the prison doors open downstairs in case fred and guy can't get the oxygen back in time.	Jason? What about me? What do I do?
no no no.	We've got to get out of here.  C'mon, hurry
the throat, the mouth... its vulnerable spots.	It's a ROCK. It doesn't HAVE vulnerable spots!
it doesn't have eyes.	The throat, the mouth... Its vulnerable spots.
go for the eyes. like in episode 22 with-	It doesn't have eyes.
how about the pig-lizard?	Hey I was doing okay with the pig lizard.
okay... on what?	How about the pig-lizard?
sorry guys... it just went off.	Good work, Tommy.  Let's go!
oh, right, sorry.	Okay, let's go.
tommy, we have these...	Oh, right, sorry.
okay, i'll do this...  "caw caw!"	Tommy, we have these...
anything.	Okay, I'll do this...  "Caw Caw!"
what kind of signal?	Anything.
all right, gwen, alex, fred, follow me.  guy, set up the perimeter. tommy, you keep a lookout, make a signal if they come back.	What kind of signal?
do your best, tommy...	Oh god...
could be this.	Push It. Hold it down.
faster tommy. get us out of here!	It's as far as it goes!
where?	Just GO! GO! DAMMIT PUNCH GO!
well, it's... this was a device we...  discovered on an alien planet.  we don't know what it does either.	Why don't you just turn it on and see?
excuse me?	They designed the ship from watching you. So... Take her out, Lieutenant...
what's going on?	I think we're going to exit the space port.
wh... where are we?	Twenty third quadrant of gamma sector.  I can show you on a map.
that's right... just keep shaking it out... here, have some gum, it helps.	Wh... Where are we?
... to make sure craft service keeps those little butter cookies, and plenty of them-	And determination.
you said we do appearances together, or not at all.'	I didn't say that.  I said "wouldn't it be great if we could always, work together." That's what I said.
because they're coming right at us.	Fire at will. hI~D  NT. PROTECTOR
what? wh	Because they're coming right at us.
get oack on their tail.	WHAT? WH
enerao, i've host them. the maanetlsm o: the field is disrupting our onstru- ~ait. there they are	Get oacK on their tail.
but sir, my men. the core implosion is not reversible...	Find them.
find them.	But sir, my MEN. The core implosion is not reversible...
lieutenant lathe, i confess i am beginning to feel a bit foolish myself. chasing across the universe to obtain what is, i am now certain, a bauble of fiction. tell me how best to obliterate this vessel? i would like nothing to remain.	The core could be hardwired to overload without much effort.
continue forward, sir?	Patience, Lt. . Patience.
i'm accused of using some government wagons to ship personal property.	Congress has been using our supply wagons for years to ship their black market goods -- probably their whores!
unfortunately, i'll never get the chance.  i'm leaving in an hour for congress to scream like a violated virgin about my promotion.  wasting my time, naturally... look at her teasing those bumpkins.	What does she see in them?
i wish she was beneath me.	Unfortunately, I'll never get the chance.  I'm leaving in an hour for Congress to scream like a violated virgin about my promotion.  Wasting my time, naturally... Look at her teasing those bumpkins.
hmmm... she's beneath me, i'm afraid.	I wish she was beneath me.
well, now there's something worth dying for.  what do you think?	Hmmm... she's beneath me, I'm afraid.
some say that hessians are invincible.	They always say that.
these men were taken from their homes at night, tried by reed's courts -- which congress recognizes -- and, well, you can see.	Cut those men down.  Congress is pushing ahead with your court-martial.  Benedict, trust me to handle this.
you go too far, benedict.	These men were taken from their homes at night, tried by Reed's courts -- which Congress recognizes -- and, well, you can see.
they love reed and his inquisition! i think they hope to share in his disgusting profits!  it's becoming the american way!	You go too far, Benedict.
couldn't you have appealed to congress?	They love Reed and his inquisition! I think they hope to share in his disgusting profits!  It's becoming the American way!
that scum joseph reed... they're calling him the 'king of pennsylvania'.  the man's a budding cromwell.  he condemns rich tories to death and then 'appropriates' their property for himself. naturally, the pig hates me for every tory i've saved.	Couldn't you have appealed to Congress?
i'm sure his dogs will be overjoyed.	The point being:  he's also a candidate for my job.  If we can pull this off, maybe I can restore their faith in me.
have you heard?  the british are negotiating to make a trade for general lee.	I'm sure his dogs will be overjoyed.
there, then, you can have sort of a normal life.	Have you heard?  The British are negotiating to make a trade for General Lee.
as soon as the men have good shelters i'll move.  perhaps martha will join me this winter.	There, then, you can have sort of a normal life.
gates?  he used my battle plan and i humbly submit that without me he'd still be back at saratoga waiting for the british to attack.  george, why haven't you moved into the potts' house back at the creek? much more befitting of a commander and chief than your field tent. and... you could entertain.  i think you need to entertain more. seriously!  get a few new jersey whores up here, invite some congressmen... couldn't hurt.	As soon as the men have good shelters I'll move.  Perhaps Martha will join me this winter.
there's this whispering campaign against me ever since gates won at saratoga.	Gates?  He used my battle plan and I humbly submit that without me he'd still be back at Saratoga waiting for the British to attack.  George, why haven't you moved into the Potts' house back at the creek? Much more befitting of a Commander and Chief than your field tent. And... you could entertain.  I think you need to entertain more. Seriously!  Get a few New Jersey whores up here, invite some Congressmen... couldn't hurt.
that can't be.	There's this whispering campaign against me ever since Gates won at Saratoga.
there was this anonymous pamphlet circulated at congress which says i am personally responsible for all our hardships.  and... that i have encouraged the people of america to make me into a god!  benedict, it says that i have gone mad!	That can't be.
they're ready.  believe me, the ones that stayed on here at valley forge are ready for anything.  of course, we get nothing from congress.  they need boots, coats... we desperately need food.	Same old story.
while they're strung out?	Exactly.  We'd attack the baggage wagons and the rear guard.  It would cause the line to buckle. Then we hit the center with our main force and cut them in half.
our plan is to hit them as they leave.	While they're strung out?
well, george, who were you?	I?  You all know my history.
we're so damned important!  look at us -- nathanael, you were a horse- shoer, benedict, before this?	Well, truth be told?  I was a pharmacist.  Alexander?
after visiting congress i know what it's like being violated by come disproportionate asses!  ah, if she only knew that the most important men in the country -- possibly the world -- are sitting at this table...	We're so damned important!  Look at us -- Nathanael, you were a horse- shoer, Benedict, before this?
i hope i never have to believe that.	Christ, George, Joseph Reed's been writing letters back to Congress attacking you.  Your own aide!
someday, george, you may need to act for the good of the people no matter what congress thinks that is.  it may come down to us, or them someday.  you or them.  cicero was right:  was is 'a time when the laws are silent'.	I hope I never have to believe that.
then, i need you.  we all do. without your victory the men would have no hope at all.	Someday, George, you may need to act for the good of the people no matter what Congress thinks that is.  It may come down to us, or them someday.  You or them.  Cicero was right:  was is 'a time when the laws are silent'.
the army can survive without me.	Then, I need you.  We all do. Without your victory the men would have no hope at all.
the army needs you.	The army can survive without me.
what do you think, george, shall i resign?  it's what they want.	Don't do anything rash, please, Benedict.
is that a fact.	It is.
congress is talking -- openly -- about replacing you with lee.	Is that a fact.
go on... i want to hear everything.	Congress is talking -- openly -- about replacing you with Lee.
we're in bad shape, benedict, moral is low.  before i can do anything, i need lee and his seven thousand troops.  i've ordered him to join us three times.  in my last letter i all but begged him to come here. the man is insubordinate.	The man's waiting for you to get wiped off the stage so he can become commander and chief.
but trust you to do what?  one side in congress wants compromise; another glorious battle; some surrender -- some, of course, just want power and money.  but if you don't mind my asking, george, what are your plans?	We're in bad shape, Benedict, moral is low.  Before I can do anything, I need Lee and his seven thousand troops.  I've ordered him to join us three times.  In my last letter I all but begged him to come here. The man is insubordinate.
they don't trust me, that's the truth isn't it?  sam adams never did.	But trust you to do what?  One side in Congress wants compromise; another glorious battle; some surrender -- some, of course, just want power and money.  But if you don't mind my asking, George, what are your plans?
oh, they have reasons... there's a lot of confusion these days.	They don't trust me, that's the truth isn't it?  Sam Adams never did.
why in hell would john do that? why in hell would any of them do that?  after all you've done, it's unbelievable!	Oh, they have reasons... there's a lot of confusion these days.
congress has picked up it's skirts and is racing for baltimore. they're not waiting for spring!  of course, they still had time to deny my promotion.  even john adams voted against it...	Why in hell would John do that? Why in hell would any of them do that?  After all you've done, it's unbelievable!
damn-it!  you've given us a whole new season, benedict!  and congress thinks that the british are going to ride right over us come spring. now half their army is back in canada.	Congress has picked up it's skirts and is racing for Baltimore. They're not waiting for spring!  Of course, they still had time to deny my promotion.  Even John Adams voted against it...
arnold!	I've come to report that we've had a bit of luck!
ben franklin's going to paris, but i think the french will be long on talk and short on guns.  our troops are mobs, they won't take orders, have no equipment... could they beat the british?	It comes down to leaders.  If our leaders are ordinary men who truly believe; if they go into the forests with the troops, eat what they eat, fight with them, perhaps to die?  The most common soldier will defy your most depressing expectation.
and a french alliance?	Ben Franklin's going to Paris, but I think the French will be long on talk and short on guns.  Our troops are mobs, they won't take orders, have no equipment... could they beat the British?
they died well.  otherwise, they didn't do much right.  but if we have war, the british will surely send their best troops:  right now they have no other enemies.	And a French alliance?
well, you fought with them against the french and iroquois, how good were they then?	They died well.  Otherwise, they didn't do much right.  But if we have war, the British will surely send their best troops:  right now they have no other enemies.
what's your frank estimation of the british?	Well, you fought with them against the French and Iroquois, how good were they then?
exceedingly.  besides, if i had half the wagons that were used to lug the rum to philadelphia for this congress, i could move a whole army to the moon!	What's your frank estimation of the British?
you seem pleased by the prospect.	Exceedingly.  Besides, if I had half the wagons that were used to lug the rum to Philadelphia for this congress, I could move a whole army to the moon!
over three hundred miles.	You seem pleased by the prospect.
you'd have to travel hundreds of miles through the wilderness.	Over three hundred miles.
i capture quebec leading an army by river fordings through maine... if we don't do it, the british will come down champlain, take back ticonderoga and attack us in the spring.	You'd have to travel hundreds of miles through the wilderness.
we've got to attack the british! now!  have they put you in charge yet?  do we have an army yet?  what is happening?	Patience, Colonel Arnold.  Active personalities terrify these men.  But, congratulations on your victory at Ticonderoga...
well, what have you thought?	Well, general, I think I ain't got no school learning, I ain't got no trade... and I'm a drunk.  So, I think there ain't much left to be set free.
i ain't forgot about the freedom.	Well, what have you thought?
wil, i want to remind you of a conversation we started just before monmouth...	I ain't forgot about the freedom.
no.  i guess.	You'd have money every year, so you wouldn't have to work.  You can stay at Mount Vernon as long as you want...
wil, i'm giving you your freedom. do you understand?	No.  I guess.
yes, general.	Wil, I'm giving you your freedom. Do you understand?
you've served me loyally, year after year, without complaining. i've thought hard about you this past winter.  i want to free you, wil.  i want to give you your freedom, after this battle is fought.	Yes, general.
yes, general?	You've served me loyally, year after year, without complaining. I've thought hard about you this past winter.  I want to free you, Wil.  I want to give you your freedom, after this battle is fought.
wil...	Yes, general?
me?  you apologizing to me?	Yes, William.  I am apologizing.
what?  what are you talking about?	That you would have known you can trust me.
a lot of years have gone by.	What?  What are you talking about?
misunderstood what!?	A lot of years have gone by.
well... i misunderstood, then.	Misunderstood what!?
none of the servants is to touch a gun!  you know that!	Well... I misunderstood, then.
yes, general.  but if you have to shoot somebody, you can't.	None of the servants is to touch a gun!  You know that!
you are never, never to touch my guns!  do you understand!?	Yes, General.  But if you have to shoot somebody, you can't.
you, you just need a new flint, general.	You are never, never to touch my guns!  Do you understand!?
colonel, sir, mrs. washington inquires if you are going to join her for dinner?	Tell Mrs. Washington I am compelled to stay a while longer.
by red, what rank would you say this black, officer, soldier is, colonel?	I, don't know what color is what officer, my lord...
because they have hardly any uniforms, they designate officers with colored ribbons.  my lord.	By red, what rank would you say this black, officer, soldier is, Colonel?
negroes?  washington has black men in his army?  are they good fighters?  what's that red ribbon on his arm, colonel?	Because they have hardly any uniforms, they designate officers with colored ribbons.  My lord.
many of them, many did not possess proper arms.  my lord.	Negroes?  Washington has black men in his army?  Are they good fighters?  What's that red ribbon on his arm, Colonel?
and, is that a pitchfork beside him?	Many of them, many did not possess proper arms.  My lord.
yes, my lord.	And, is that a pitchfork beside him?
what sort of boots would you say he's wearing?  i should say, no sort of boots at all.  aren't those rags wrapped around his feet?  is that what he marched here in?	Yes, my lord.
no, my lord.	What sort of boots would you say he's wearing?  I should say, no sort of boots at all.  Aren't those rags wrapped around his feet?  Is that what he marched here in?
no uniforms.  no coats, even?  in this weather?	No, my lord.
that's greene.  he's supporting our reconsolidation.	Marquis!  Get these men reformed, send Steuben and Wayne out on the left...
who is that!?	That's Greene.  He's supporting our reconsolidation.
the british!  these men cannot stand against them!	What do you know about these men!? They can stand against anything! They've seen more war than most field generals!  They are not cowards, sir!  They are not afraid!
what the goddamned hell do you think you are doing!?	The British!  These men cannot stand against them!
i am to take command of major general lafayette's division and lead the attack.	Lafayette will not be happy...
more than that, sir... my orders from congress.	I am to take command of Major General Lafayette's division and lead the attack.
general lee, welcome back.  i'm happy you've decided to join us.	More than that, sir... my orders from Congress.
that's why the people trust you george.  without someone at the convention, who has the people behind him, everything will fail. will you do it?	You're asking me to be president of a republic, not king?  Not a dictator over subjects?
george, you're the only man the people trust... trust with power. they know you won't betray them.	But it's more than just that, am I right?
i'm not sure.	George, you're the only man the people trust... trust with power. They know you won't betray them.
have you decided if you are going to join the virginia delegation to the constitutional convention?	I'm not sure.
yes, i believe so.	Well, if it's my last order, then I order them to be there!  Tell them I will give them my decision then.
i want to address the officers, all the officers.  next friday.  can we arrange it at the mess?	Yes, I believe so.
march on philadelphia!  get joseph reed, and the pigs in congress, the speculators, who've grown fat off the war!  get them all!  sweep them aside!	I want to address the officers, all the officers.  Next Friday.  Can we arrange it at the mess?
what's your advice, alexander?	March on Philadelphia!  Get Joseph Reed, and the pigs in Congress, the speculators, who've grown fat off the war!  Get them all!  Sweep them aside!
is this a coup?  alexander, are you trying to tell me that i might be assassinated if i don't agree?	What's your advice, Alexander?
he warned you some day you might have to act for the good of the people -- even if it was against congress.  george, the time has come for you to declare yourself king of america.  listen to me, the whole army would rise up as one and place you on a throne!  george, you must declare yourself with us or against us.	Is this a coup?  Alexander, are you trying to tell me that I might be assassinated if I don't agree?
to hell with arnold...	He warned you some day you might have to act for the good of the people -- even if it was against Congress.  George, the time has come for you to declare yourself king of America.  Listen to me, the whole army would rise up as one and place you on a throne!  George, you must declare yourself with us or against us.
george, remember that night when we were drinking with arnold?	To hell with Arnold...
this is a declaration of insurrection!  who wrote this!?	No one knows...
congress has informed the army that it is bankrupt and cannot pay the soldiers pensions.	This is a declaration of insurrection!  Who wrote this!?
what is this?	Congress has informed the army that it is bankrupt and cannot pay the soldiers pensions.
i must tell you sir you treat me with disrespect!	I am not conscious of it, sir!  But since you have thought it necessary to tell me so, we part!
sir, arnold is a traitor.	I must tell you sir you treat me with disrespect!
don't lie to me, hamilton!  if i had not court-martialed arnold...	Sir, Arnold is a traitor.
sir, i think no such thing.	Don't lie to me, Hamilton!  If I had not court-martialed Arnold...
yessir.	Did you know that Arnold left the entire defenses of this fort in complete disrepair?  Most of our cannons are so neglected they may as well have been spiked!?  You realize what would happen if this fort fell?  The whole Hudson would be open to them!
colonel hamilton.  anyone who served under arnold, i want them shipped north.  i don't want any troops here who served under arnold.	Yessir.
general greene is here.  there are two other divisions here.	Colonel Hamilton.  Anyone who served under Arnold, I want them shipped north.  I don't want any troops here who served under Arnold.
what are we going to do?	Get the body of our army up to Greene's vanguard as fast as we can.  All the damned fool has to do is hit the British rearguard and then hold for us.
it's impossible to stop these men deserting in winter, you might as well stop geese from migrating.	They go back home to keep their families alive, stay into the spring to plant.  Then, they start coming back to us.
are you going to keep him, sir?	We better, Congress invented him.
i was a clerk's apprentice on saint croix.  but, then i went to king's college.	To learn to shoot cannon?
they're among the best divisions the british have.  no conscripts, no impressed recruits, just professional killers.	It's a wonder they find the British cause worth dying for.
that young school teacher... i heard the british hung him as a spy.	But it's what he said, just before they killed him:  "I regret that I have but one life to give to my country."
with pleasure... and an honor.  did you hear about nathan hale?	That young school teacher... I heard the British hung him as a spy.
captain, i want you to know that i respect your openness.  it would make me happy if you'd join our table for dinner from now on.	With pleasure... and an honor.  Did you hear about Nathan Hale?
and is that the most horrible thing in the world?	Captain, I want you to know that I respect your openness.  It would make me happy if you'd join our table for dinner from now on.
general washington, is there actually going to be a compromise, i mean, a 'deal' with england?	And is that the most horrible thing in the world?
i'm so inclined.	Well, sir, then is it possible you called us all here just to hear what you wanted to hear.
therefore, retreat.	I'm so inclined.
no one wants to turn the table on the enemy more than i.  but if victory is remote and there's any hope for a negotiated peace, we must keep this army intact.	Therefore, retreat.
excuse me, general, but may i ask how do you feel?	No one wants to turn the table on the enemy more than I.  But if victory is remote and there's any hope for a negotiated peace, we must keep this army intact.
i'll expect you for dinner this evening, captain hamilton.  for christ's sake, have a bath.	Delighted, sir.
i'll be twenty next year, sir.	I'll expect you for dinner this evening, Captain Hamilton.  For Christ's sake, have a bath.
how old are you, captain?	I'll be twenty next year, sir.
we've got powder but no ball!	Then use rocks!
hamilton, you're going to have to cover our asses as we cross.	We've got powder but no ball!
captain alexander hamilton, sir!	Hamilton, you're going to have to cover our asses as we cross.
who the hell knows?  everyone's giving orders.  it's all very democratic.	George, we've got to get you out there before we lose our whole army.
who's in command out there?	Who the hell knows?  Everyone's giving orders.  It's all very democratic.
the last i heard, a bunch of drunken militia have dug in on breed's hill.  with one stroke the british could cut them off and apparently their leaders are too dumb to see it.	Who's in command out there?
good day, mister adams... george, what's the word from boston?	The last I heard, a bunch of drunken militia have dug in on Breed's hill.  With one stroke the British could cut them off and apparently their leaders are too dumb to see it.
horatio!  horatio gates, of course you know john adams of the massachusetts delegation.	Good day, Mister Adams... George, what's the word from Boston?
they are... friends of congress.	Is that where our meat and boots and uniforms and muskets went?
of course the army will acquit him, that's not the point... arnold is a man and will understand.  what i need to understand is, john, sam... what is happening here?  who are those people in there?  the fat ones in silk?	They are... friends of Congress.
george, i'm sorry.  we all know the army will acquit arnold...	Of course the army will acquit him, that's not the point... Arnold is a man and will understand.  What I need to understand is, John, Sam... what is happening here?  Who are those people in there?  The fat ones in silk?
lafayette is a child!	Lafayette is my friend!  He believes in glory and truth and the freedom of all mankind; so, of course he's a child.  But he would have died before he would have let me down.
if he supports the british why is it that every time he gets near them he kills so many of them?  unlike general lee... who you and congress backed for second in command and who is a goddamned incompetent!	Lafayette is a child!
colonel charles lee... hounds and all.  quite the character.  he's got a tremendous reputation.	I think many would like to see him commander-in-chief.
you won't be needing his largess, rhode island is already committed to your appointment.	I don't know:  delivering men and delivering men with their goodwill are two different things.  And, if he's popular with his men...
with your support, horatio.  as one of our own who has seen combat with the british, your opinion counts.	As does your ability, Horatio.  We must talk further, when it's more convenient.
well, john adams, your cousin has a marvelous gift.	Yes, an astonishing power over weak minds.
partially...	It's the political 'cost of doing business', George.
finally!?  it's people like these who, as soon as they get a little power, want more and more.  more ale, here!	Again, just to touch on a touchy subject, but... would the people accept another leader over Washington?
no one wants another failure right now, god knows.  but people like arnold and, god knows, i'm having my fears about general washington.	Finally!?  It's people like these who, as soon as they get a little power, want more and more.  More ale, here!
you think that?	He has the soul of an aristocrat who'd like nothing more than to become a king in the minds of the people!
oh, come now...	You invented this, this...
gag on your own invention, then.	Oh, come now...
makes you gag.	Gag on your own invention, then.
i tell you every damned place i go the man is adored!  "general washington!  champion of trenton! savior of the republic!"  and you should hear the way people are deprecating congress!	Makes you gag.
let's not over do it...	I tell you every damned place I go the man is adored!  "General Washington!  Champion of Trenton! Savior of the Republic!"  And you should hear the way people are deprecating Congress!
he's from virginia -- there is no more classist, elitist... english place on earth than virginia.  and, what in hell has he done for our cause?  washington has been preaching compromise, compromise, compromise!  hancock acts, he led the boston tea party!  that's why new england loves him.	Hancock led the Boston 'tea party' because he's a goddamned tea smuggler!  He wasn't protesting inequality, he was eliminating competition.  Now, you listen to me:  we need to get a Southerner elected commander-in-chief, or the south will not fight!  What have we been struggling for all these years?  For this moment!  And, if we fail now, remember:  you stopped us!
washington is perfect.  he's a southerner, he's a war hero and he's rich!	He's from Virginia -- there is no more classist, elitist... English place on earth than Virginia.  And, what in hell has he done for our cause?  Washington has been preaching compromise, compromise, compromise!  Hancock acts, he led the Boston Tea party!  That's why New England loves him.
unofficially, general greene.	What's the difference?
we already have black soldiers in our army...	Unofficially, General Greene.
congress is bitterly opposed to allowing negroes in the army!	We already have black soldiers in our army...
the british army, sir!	The British Army is right back there, across that river!  Sir!  I think it must be something else that detains General Lee.
detained by what?	The British army, sir!
general lee is detained captain...	Detained by what?
i hear general lee is holding seven thousand fresh infantry back in new york -- why won't he come on!?	General Lee is detained captain...
no officer is going to get these men to fight!  they had the life crushed out of them on long island. at the most, perhaps we could make a feint at an outpost, then retire to protect congress.	I hear General Lee is holding seven thousand fresh infantry back in New York -- why won't he come on!?
these men have suffered but i believe they will fight.	No officer is going to get these men to fight!  They had the life crushed out of them on Long Island. At the most, perhaps we could make a feint at an outpost, then retire to protect Congress.
did god ever make such a pitiful army?	These men have suffered but I believe they will fight.
if he isn't, then he's stupid.	Did God ever make such a pitiful army?
i doubt arnold will be afraid.	If he isn't, then he's stupid.
well, i shall deny him to you!  he is evil on earth!	Are you all going insane!? Benedict Arnold!  The man who stopped the British on Lake Champlain!  Who carried the day at Saratoga!  Goddamn-it, Joseph, you own two mansions, ride in an expensive, Tory coach!  You are all nothing but a pack of greedy pigs!
arnold is indispensable, do you understand?  i need arnold to help me win this war!	Well, I shall deny him to you!  He is evil on earth!
the man is a traitor!	How can you say that?
gentlemen, let me get to the point, i can't see the wisdom of pursuing this old court-martial against general arnold.	The man is a traitor!
understand?  you need to be listening to people like john adams, and to keep the best interest of the country first in your mind!	Joseph, are you afraid to cross that river with me?  I accept your resignation.  With regret.  You have leave to return to Philadelphia...
they help me understand why we fight.	Understand?  You need to be listening to people like John Adams, and to keep the best interest of the country first in your mind!
and, hamilton?  greene?	They help me understand why we fight.
how many generals do we have like arnold?  he's got guts -- he's vain, and he fights!	And, Hamilton?  Greene?
george, i'm afraid if you go through with this madness i must tender my resignation as your aide. i see where we're headed, you're putting your trust in the likes of hamilton and arnold...	How many generals do we have like Arnold?  He's got guts -- he's vain, and he fights!
they are also very religious.  so, we will attack them three days from now, on christmas.  one force under me, and another to the south under colonel cadwalader...	George, I'm afraid if you go through with this madness I must tender my resignation as your aide. I see where we're headed, you're putting your trust in the likes of Hamilton and Arnold...
but the hessians are there!  no one can beat them!  that's why cornwallis stationed them there! they have the post of honor!  they are invincible!	They are also very religious.  So, we will attack them three days from now, on Christmas.  One force under me, and another to the south under Colonel Cadwalader...
i mean, i'm a deist.  a belief i share with the likes of tom jefferson and ben franklin.  surely you knew that.	No, I did not.  Really?  Well, what the hell is a deist, precisely?
what do you mean you're not a christian?  of course you're a christian, we're all christians...	I mean, I'm a Deist.  A belief I share with the likes of Tom Jefferson and Ben Franklin.  Surely you knew that.
no.  as a matter of fact i haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.	To assert the rights of our founding fathers!  This country was colonized by Christians!  This shall become a Christian revolution.  Surely as a good Christian you understand that!
a ground swell-christian movement, george, you see?	No.  As a matter of fact I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.
a grand scheme?	A ground swell-Christian movement, George, you see?
joseph, the british spent thousands of pounds and precious months putting together a fleet that arnold stopped by sacrificing a heap of old barges.  in my opinion he saved my army.	Well, George, Congress just passed a resolution censuring Arnold for destruction of government property. I wouldn't cast my fate with that man.
that damned arnold is here, isn't he?  did you know he lost all his ships?  outrageous and completely unacceptable.	Joseph, the British spent thousands of pounds and precious months putting together a fleet that Arnold stopped by sacrificing a heap of old barges.  In my opinion he saved my army.
george!  so good to be back!	That damned Arnold is here, isn't he?  Did you know he lost all his ships?  Outrageous and completely unacceptable.
colonel reed...	George!  So good to be back!
if we have any hope for a compromise or truce with england now, we have to hold on here:  our men must believe they can win -- the british must believe that somehow, in some mad, impossible way we might actually be able to hurt them.	I understand, George.
my god... they mean to finish us. what about arnold?  he's up there.	What can he do?  The British have massive superiority.
spies from quebec confirm that the british are sending an entire fleet down lake champlain...	A fleet?
any word from canada?	Spies from Quebec confirm that the British are sending an entire fleet down Lake Champlain...
i feel the same, sir.	I will continue with our French allies, concentrating on New York.
general lee, sir!	Get these men back in line!
my god!  who ordered this retreat?!	General Lee, sir!
what is it, marquis?	My baby daughter has died... my baby... mon petite Henriette...
like flowers after the snow melts.	When the snow melts, mon petite Marquis, I suspect the only thing blossoming will be bright red British soldiers.
because, if the british got off their asses and came up here, now, we would be smashed.  and the revolution would be finished.  tell king louis, it's that bad.	Yes, I will write him and tell his ministers and the court.
i rode here, on my horse.	Chose another.  Any general worth anything should have a brace of horses.
well, we will accept these charming little gifts.  when we see them. meanwhile, please, take your pick of a horse.	I rode here, on my horse.
sir, these are our finest firearms from the armory at charleville! they are a gift from the people of france!	Well, we will accept these charming little gifts.  When we see them. Meanwhile, please, take your pick of a horse.
and how rusty are these muskets?	Sir, these are our finest firearms from the armory at Charleville! They are a gift from the people of France!
muskets and uniforms and bayonets.	And how rusty are these muskets?
these supplies...?	Muskets and uniforms and Bayonets.
i only meant...	These supplies...?
'charming little victories?' please don't expect much more of us, monsieur.	I only meant...
i am.  then, i understand you too serve without salary.  you know, since your charming little victories at trenton and princeton, the french court is softening.  i expect any time now a ship load of supplies...	'Charming little victories?' Please don't expect much more of us, Monsieur.
you must be very rich.	I am.  Then, I understand you too serve without salary.  You know, since your charming little victories at Trenton and Princeton, the French court is softening.  I expect any time now a ship load of supplies...
mon general, i have come here to learn and to give, not to take.  i am serving without salary.	You must be very rich.
no, please; an advance on your salary.	Mon General, I have come here to learn and to give, not to take.  I am serving without salary.
the one with 'philadelphia' spelled correctly is the counterfeit.	No, please; an advance on your salary.
i... they look both the same.	The one with 'Philadelphia' spelled correctly is the counterfeit.
'continentals', congress' paper money.  it was worthless to start with, but as you see, counter feiters have made them even less than worthless.  can you tell which one is fake?	I... they look both the same.
gentlemen, my i introduce a french gentleman, recently appointed major general by congress...  marie joseph paul yves roch gilbert du motier, marquis de lafayette. general lafayette has brought us the greetings and goodwill of his countrymen, and... how many cases of muskets, mon petite marquis?	Uh... none just now, but...
sir, please accept my commission from congress... and...  you must see this portrait of my beautiful wife, adrienne, we had the most perfect little baby girl just before i left.  her name is henriette...	What I want to know is sir:  where is your daddy?
but, general, i assure you my motives are sincere.	Sir, please accept my commission from Congress... and...  You must see this portrait of my beautiful wife, Adrienne, we had the most perfect little baby girl just before I left.  Her name is Henriette...
we have more officers created by congress than we know what to do with.	But, general, I assure you my motives are sincere.
however, through my relations with members of his majesty's court, i am a representative of the french government whose deepest desire is to be one people, united with our american brothers in arms to defeat the rapacious armies of king george of england.  vive la france!  vive l'amerique!	We have more officers created by Congress than we know what to do with.
i want you to see our hospital.	I don't want to see your hospital.
not today.	I want you to see our hospital.
come out and meet my soldiers. they're good people.	Not today.
leave me, now sir, i am tired.	Come out and meet my soldiers. They're good people.
martha!  for god's sake!	Leave me, now sir, I am tired.
well, we must keep in mind the dower laws.  one third of everything we have is mine and since our negroes have been interbreeding, it would be legally impossible to distinguish them.	Martha!  For God's sake!
our 'kind'?  what is that supposed to mean?  these men are all i have left and they stay because they will fight!  they desire it!  they seek it!  of course virginia is terrified!  for my soldiers this is a war to obliterate the 'upper class' from the face of the earth! should i tell them all to go home because if they win it will ruin me!?  it is impossible for me to imagine that negroes are fighting so that only white men may be free! if we win this war they will own this country too!	Well, we must keep in mind the Dower Laws.  One third of everything we have is mine and since our Negroes have been interbreeding, it would be legally impossible to distinguish them.
don't condescend to me!  we have both of us prospered from the arrangements of our kind...	Our 'kind'?  What is that supposed to mean?  These men are all I have left and they stay because they will fight!  They desire it!  They seek it!  Of course Virginia is terrified!  For my soldiers this is a war to obliterate the 'upper class' from the face of the earth! Should I tell them all to go home because if they win it will ruin me!?  It is impossible for me to imagine that Negroes are fighting so that only white men may be free! If we win this war they will own this country too!
is that why you come in here tossing pennies to my starving men? it's damned condescending!	Don't condescend to me!  We have both of us prospered from the arrangements of our kind...
some things must never change.	Is that why you come in here tossing pennies to my starving men? It's damned condescending!
what's the point of a revolution if it doesn't?	Some things must never change.
oh, indeed?  you know very well people are frightened of arming the negroes!  they beg you to consider the future.  what good is a revolution if it overturns those things we cherish!?	What's the point of a revolution if it doesn't?
to win this war i need an army.	Oh, indeed?  You know very well people are frightened of arming the Negroes!  They beg you to consider the future.  What good is a revolution if it overturns those things we cherish!?
virginia is outraged with your order allowing negroes to fight in the army.  there's a deep feeling of hurt and betrayal.  they wanted you commander because they expected you would look out for our interests.	To win this war I need an army.
martha... what?	Virginia is outraged with your order allowing Negroes to fight in the army.  There's a deep feeling of hurt and betrayal.  They wanted you commander because they expected you would look out for our interests.
well, i wouldn't want to trouble you with this now.	Martha... what?
what else?  from virginia?	Well, I wouldn't want to trouble you with this now.
it's an anti-christian dogma!  i cannot believe you are so calm about it!	What else?  From Virginia?
i think i heard that.	It's an anti-Christian dogma!  I cannot believe you are so calm about it!
did you know that jefferson has proposed a law in virginia aiming at an absolute separation of state from the church?	I think I heard that.
that's right...	And have you heard anything from our dear friend, Sally?  What with all the rumors getting back to England.  I thought she might inquire after us.  But then I believe she always looked down on us.
that's when sally fairfax was tutoring you...	That's right...
when i was a young man we used to recite cato... we would come together recite it like they were words from heaven.  devotion to country, duty, purity of heart... purity of heart.  i was drunk on something then...	That's when Sally Fairfax was tutoring you...
when you lived with the fairfaxes?	When I was a young man we used to recite Cato... We would come together recite it like they were words from heaven.  Devotion to country, duty, purity of heart... Purity of heart.  I was drunk on something then...
"liberty, virtue, country"... that's from cato... you know, that play about the noble romans?  as i was riding up to philadelphia, i found myself thinking about the old days...	When you lived with the Fairfaxes?
you're no fool, george.  you never have been.	"Liberty, Virtue, Country"... That's from Cato... you know, that play about the noble Romans?  As I was riding up to Philadelphia, I found myself thinking about the old days...
but, as usual, it will not go well for... them.  martha, you must trust me.	You're no fool, George.  You never have been.
and, what 'prize' do you see?  what could we possible gain?	Everything.  If we force Britain into concessions it will open up the western lands -- and that would be a boon for our family.  We already have more slaves than we need, but we need more land.
the day tom jefferson frees a slave i'll ride naked through the streets of williamsburg on a mule.  tom jefferson is one of those people who talks big and acts small.  the only man out there who really does what he says is sam adams and everyone thinks he's crazy.  believe me, this 'disturbance' isn't going to last long.  you have to understand, congress is a chicken coop full of foxes, martha, each and every one has his eye on a nice, fat prize.	And, what 'prize' do you see?  What could we possible gain?
have you been reading what minister jefferson has to say?  if he had his way, all our slaves would be freed no matter what the outcome. and that would destroy us as surely as a british victory.	The day Tom Jefferson frees a slave I'll ride naked through the streets of Williamsburg on a mule.  Tom Jefferson is one of those people who talks big and acts small.  The only man out there who really does what he says is Sam Adams and everyone thinks he's crazy.  Believe me, this 'disturbance' isn't going to last long.  You have to understand, congress is a chicken coop full of foxes, Martha, each and every one has his eye on a nice, fat prize.
don't be ridiculous, of course that won't happen.	Have you been reading what Minister Jefferson has to say?  If he had his way, all our slaves would be freed no matter what the outcome. And that would destroy us as surely as a British victory.
i can not allow the fortune in slaves my first husband created and what our partnership has elevated, to be destroyed...	Don't be ridiculous, of course that won't happen.
i'm very aware of that.	I can not allow the fortune in slaves my first husband created and what our partnership has elevated, to be destroyed...
well, a very real expectation is the british will hang you!  they'll burn mount vernon and they'll hang you!  our marriage is a business just as surely as...	I'm very aware of that.
the eternal dream of the disenfranchised, my dear:  a classless world.  not a very real expectation.	Well, a very real expectation is the British will hang you!  They'll burn Mount Vernon and they'll hang you!  Our marriage is a business just as surely as...
my god, what?	The eternal dream of the disenfranchised, my dear:  a classless world.  Not a very real expectation.
of course, if it were that simple.  these people?  they're after something else...	My God, what?
but to go to war over trade, over money?  surely there's still time for a compromise.	Of course, if it were that simple.  These people?  They're after something else...
our beloved father, the king, also refuses to bend.	But to go to war over trade, over money?  Surely there's still time for a compromise.
war?  no!  i did not!  when you said compromise was possible i believed it was probable.  there's no middle ground at all?  we're the king's children!	Our beloved father, the King, also refuses to bend.
surely you knew this was coming.	War?  No!  I did not!  When you said compromise was possible I believed it was probable.  There's no middle ground at all?  We're the King's children!
my god, these people mean to go to war!  they really mean it.	Surely you knew this was coming.
it's another demonstration against the king.  this is the wildest yet.	My God, these people mean to go to war!  They really mean it.
if the constitution is ratified... we'll have a country.  they'll want to elect you president of the convention, which means president of the country.	You know, I came back to Mount Vernon to retire.  I don't need to be in government.
well, this must be about something!	It is; we need you George.
they're for my bodyguard.  i have an absolute conviction that arnold is planning to have me assassinated!  it will be harder if i am surrounded by a body of men who look like me, don't you think?	Yes sir, it's a wise idea...
sir, i have to act on instructions from you ordering thirty copies of your own dress uniform...	They're for my bodyguard.  I have an absolute conviction that Arnold is planning to have me assassinated!  It will be harder if I am surrounded by a body of men who look like me, don't you think?
nathanael, i'm sending you to virginia to head the southern army, to harass cornwallis.  marquis, you must go with him.	I'm honored, but, reluctant to leave you.
what the hell are we doing?	You've got to stop them here or our whole line will cave-in!  It's all right boys, I'm here!
at one time i could have chosen not to be.	Then, maybe I do see what you're after -- perhaps... you get to chose again...
but you are an aristocrat and a slave owner.  sir.	At one time I could have chosen not to be.
i will not betray you, nathanael.	But you are an aristocrat and a slave owner.  Sir.
no.  we're all of us after something.  it's easy for me to fight for the common man.  my father could only dream that i would be... a general someday?  and what of my daughter or son?  i know what i'm after.  but now, with all this talk about compromise?  it means the rich will just be more wealthy and the common man has no hope.	I will not betray you, Nathanael.
you don't believe i can fight from a sense of duty and patriotism?	No.  We're all of us after something.  It's easy for me to fight for the common man.  My father could only dream that I would be... a general someday?  And what of my daughter or son?  I know what I'm after.  But now, with all this talk about compromise?  It means the rich will just be more wealthy and the common man has no hope.
sir, if you don't mind my saying, i don't understand your history at all.  i mean, why would you want to win the war?  you're not after glory, like benedict...  you're a slave owner, and yet you invite blacks to fight in your army.	You don't believe I can fight from a sense of duty and patriotism?
they're just disgusting, jealous, bottom-feeding swine.  it's their nature.	You have a free tongue, Captain Hamilton.
i'm with captain hamilton.	Yes, I thought that's how you'd feel, Nathanael.
general greene?	I'm with Captain Hamilton.
i certainly didn't mean you.  of course you are a gentleman, an officer and a gentleman.	You wrong me, general; I am an officer and a horse-shoer.
well sir, i was an ironmaster before you got me.  maybe i will let you down yet.	I certainly didn't mean you.  Of course you are a gentleman, an officer and a gentleman.
nathanael, someone bred to station, bred to being a gentleman -- unlike these men -- his sense of duty naturally prevails over the baser needs.	Well sir, I was an ironmaster before you got me.  Maybe I will let you down yet.
sir, congress hasn't issued their pay for two months, many have not eaten properly for at least that long.  you're being a little hard on them, don't you think?	Nathanael, someone bred to station, bred to being a gentleman -- unlike these men -- his sense of duty naturally prevails over the baser needs.
the only way to get discipline into these men is to beat it into them! fifty lashes each!	Sir, Congress hasn't issued their pay for two months, many have not eaten properly for at least that long.  You're being a little hard on them, don't you think?
a horseshoer?	Yes, but I've spent the last winter studying all the great battles of history.  And I read the lives of Caesar, Alexander, Hannibal...  Sir, I'm volunteering you the wholehearted support of the Rhode Island army.
i have commanded the rhode island militia for a year now.  my father is an ironmaster.  as was i.	A horseshoer?
but, you do come from a military family?	I have commanded the Rhode Island Militia for a year now.  My father is an ironmaster.  As was I.
i was born with a limp, sir.  the militia used to hate it when i marches with them because my pike would always sway...	But, you do come from a military family?
it isn't my army yet, colonel greene.  looks like you've seen some action -- did you hurt your leg, in a fight?	I was born with a limp, sir.  The Militia used to hate it when I marches with them because my pike would always sway...
i... i'm possessed of the idea of a command in your army, sir.	It isn't my army yet, Colonel Greene.  Looks like you've seen some action -- did you hurt your leg, in a fight?
yes, yes, happy to meet you.	I... I'm possessed of the idea of a command in your army, sir.
colonel washington?  colonel nathanael greene, rhode island militia.	Yes, yes, happy to meet you.
they're finished, they can't help us anymore!  they've done their duty, general greene, now you do yours!	Yessir!
we're leaving them?	They're finished, they can't help us anymore!  They've done their duty, General Greene, now you do yours!
we can't take them.  are you all right?	We're leaving them?
really?  which precious homily was it?	"Mankind is born free, but everywhere he is in chains..."
well, i remember a philosopher who said something that i used to think was just another of those stupid class denouncements... but which i now see means us all.	Really?  Which precious homily was it?
i remember a pair of young philosophers once, who laughed at the world.	Well, I remember a philosopher who said something that I used to think was just another of those stupid class denouncements... but which I now see means us all.
you remember, george, when we were 'studying' the great philosophers?	I remember a pair of young philosophers once, who laughed at the world.
i'd throw everything away for you.	You remember, George, when we were 'studying' the great philosophers?
now that is a lie!  see how much you want to create a scandal in exchange for a glowing reputation and polite society laid at your feet!  when you break off your engagement to martha curtis, i'll divorce william!  do you hear?  you get what you want from this world, then throw it all away on love!	I'd throw everything away for you.
perhaps you've been counting my acres, mrs. fairfax, and discovered exactly how poor i really am.	Now that is a lie!  See how much you want to create a scandal in exchange for a glowing reputation and polite society laid at your feet!  When you break off your engagement to Martha Curtis, I'll divorce William!  Do you hear?  You get what you want from this world, then throw it all away on love!
is it?  william says now you have requested a british commission, why not colonial?  i'll clear it up for you, sir, because as a british officer you can lord over colonial yokels -- more than that, it will even get you into polite society! your dream come true, george, the only dream that really matters to you.	Perhaps you've been counting my acres, Mrs. Fairfax, and discovered exactly how poor I really am.
that's a lie!	Is it?  William says now you have requested a British Commission, why not colonial?  I'll clear it up for you, sir, because as a British officer you can lord over colonial yokels -- more than that, it will even get you into polite society! Your dream come true, George, the only dream that really matters to you.
and what is this, then?  been off to fight the french because you are a patriot?  or is this you, gaining your long sought after rise in society by becoming victorious in war!?	That's a lie!
but not more than your comfort.	And what is this, then?  Been off to fight the French because you are a patriot?  Or is this you, gaining your long sought after rise in society by becoming victorious in war!?
george, you know i only love you, but...	But not more than your comfort.
is that the truth?  well, we can't carry on like animals any longer.	George, you know I only love you, but...
you know very well who it is that i love.	Is that the truth?  Well, we can't carry on like animals any longer.
well, the widow curtis will bring you riches, position, land, even half-grown children.  you won't have to do anything at all!  you shan't have to do another thing to prove yourself.	You know very well who it is that I love.
think what the play means, william. perhaps these words have a place in the real world.	Words, words, words!  Sally has been tutoring George in the philosophies, isn't that right?
except for that, quite like home; england, that is.	Hear that, George?  Sally's actually taken to thinking of this clod of earth as her home.  And it's her first tour.  We're gratified, aren't we George?
we can grow three primary crops in a season and, if we have some luck, we get a forth.  the temperature is generally mild.	Except for that, quite like home; England, that is.
oh, but you must not mind my talking about you!  in fact, william says my main job here at belvoir is to civilize you; to make an honest english gentleman out of you.	That's not what I said!  Now, Sally, you're embarrassing me!  Watch out for her, George; she talks refinement, but she has a barbarous soul!
george, i'm sorry.	Oh, but you must not mind my talking about you!  In fact, William says my main job here at Belvoir is to civilize you; to make an honest English gentleman out of you.
so, you are william's wild young neighbor?  or should i say, 'brother'; william claims you as a member of his family.  i have heard so many unflattering tales about you, and i understand, that except for you, this 'family' is quite cultivated.	George, I'm sorry.
that's good... who?	Voltaire, of course...
remember, george, "it is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong."	That's good... who?
i'm lost in ecstasy!  and dost thou love, thou charming maid?	And dost thou live to ask it?
i've been surprised in an unguarded hour, but must not now go back; the love that lay, half smothered in my breast, has broke through all, its weak restraints, and burns in its full lustre.  i cannot, if i would, conceal it from thee.	I'm lost in ecstasy!  And dost thou love, Thou charming maid?
they can use their imaginations.	Those people?  I doubt they'd think of this.  Ooo, you're wonderful this color!
why?  juba was an african and you want to look the part -- hold still.	They can use their imaginations.
you're out of your mind!	Why?  Juba was an African and you want to look the part -- hold still.
let's get you darker!	You're out of your mind!
what are you doing?	Let's get you darker!
i don't laugh at you, george.  i like you.  i like you because you will never, ever make it as an aristocrat... and that's because you're completely incompetent at hiding your feelings.	I think I will disappoint you.
what else should i become?  there's no difference between virginia and england.  i must be educated if i'm to take my place in society.  my father couldn't afford to send me to england for school -- he made a shambles of our fortunes.  everyone laughs at me.	I don't laugh at you, George.  I like you.  I like you because you will never, ever make it as an aristocrat... and that's because you're completely incompetent at hiding your feelings.
and to think i am teaching you to become one of them...	What else should I become?  There's no difference between Virginia and England.  I must be educated if I'm to take my place in society.  My father couldn't afford to send me to England for school -- he made a shambles of our fortunes.  Everyone laughs at me.
well, we must be who we must be...	And to think I am teaching you to become one of them...
is it?  well, i'm scared of what we've become in our freedom.	Well, we must be who we must be...
it's the freest land on earth.	Is it?  Well, I'm scared of what we've become in our freedom.
do you?  when i saw those men yesterday in the field... and the women and children in those hovels? i'm not so sure if america is as far from england as i'd hoped.	It's the freest land on earth.
i think america suits you.	Do you?  When I saw those men yesterday in the field... and the women and children in those hovels? I'm not so sure if America is as far from England as I'd hoped.
the place to want to be is america. every english child dreams of it. i dreamt it.	I think America suits you.
i always though london was the place to be:  capital of the world, the most spectacular city on earth.	The place to want to be is America. Every English child dreams of it. I dreamt it.
then why are you teaching me...?	Perhaps you best ask, why you wish it.  You asked William to teach you manners, philosophy, decorum... as I said, it's completely stupid.
it's stupid, of course.	Then why are you teaching me...?
what do you really think of the minuet, anyway?	It's stupid, of course.
cranes?  who needs to walk like a crane?	That's just my interpretation. Actually it's a dance designed as a sentiment of courtly manners. You see?  Walk in a gently 'Z'. There are four distinct movements...
in the minuet, george, every movement is significant, like the strut of cranes...	Cranes?  Who needs to walk like a crane?
or, 'civilized'.	In the minuet, George, every movement is significant, like the strut of cranes...
the word 'minuet' finds its source in minitus, which is latin meaning 'small' or 'orderly'.	Or, 'civilized'.
capture them?  well, i've never seen anything like it, so... of course i'm curious.	Sally, our slave system is a British law...
slavers capture them and bring them here.	Capture them?  Well, I've never seen anything like it, so... of course I'm curious.
africa?  that's so far?  how do they get here?	Slavers capture them and bring them here.
africa, of course.	Africa?  That's so far?  How do they get here?
where... do those men come from, george?	Africa, of course.
is that your test of patriotism, george; if a man will die for you?	God damn you, Sam Adams!  You wanted a revolutionary army and now that we've really got one it scares you more than it does the British!
that?  i hear a mob:  unemployed, drunkards, vagabonds... the world's dregs.	Well, I hear 'The People'.  Indentured servants, freed slaves... escaped slaves.  The world's castaways.  And, my fear is, in the scramble for power that's coming, you will betray them.
you hear that?	That?  I hear a mob:  unemployed, drunkards, vagabonds... the world's dregs.
and 'others', say... have you even read locke, vattel, voltaire, diderot...	Are these philosopher going to be here to help you fight your war? You know why I don't trust revolutions?  Because each of us is who we are:  we make speeches, print pamphlets, and we never change.  The world is not a philosophical abstraction, Mister Adams, it's us.  And, I don't believe you can ever change human nature.
i see...	And 'others', say... have you even read Locke, Vattel, Voltaire, Diderot...
i say!	I see...
who says so?	I say!
yes!	Who says so?
just because they are born?	Yes!
all people have rights!	Just because they are born?
that land belongs to the strongest.	All people have rights!
you are a slave owner!  you have been illegally surveying lands beyond the ohio valley!  that land belongs to the natives!	That land belongs to the strongest.
william, we've been studying hard, i really know my stuff.	Don't be silly, you have whole worlds to fathom.
juba was a numidian.	He was not black!  He was... tan! Weathered!
for god sake, get that horrid stuff off your face.  you look like a damned slave!  it's damned humiliating.	Juba was a Numidian.
my daughter, i ask only...	This, this is life indeed!  Life worth preserving, Such life as Juba never felt till now.
the land here is best for grain and corn.	Though, sometimes we get frost and that can cut the season.
you're kidding me, right?	Hey, you want La Tierra Rent-A-Car just over there, but I think all they got are Rabbit convertibles.
yeah, well, this one's the cadillac of minivans.	You're kidding me, right?
i reserved a cadillac.	Yeah, well, this one's the Cadillac of minivans.
an oldsmobile silhouette.	I reserved a Cadillac.
what is this?	An Oldsmobile Silhouette.
you keep hittin' him like that, he ain't gonna look like he broke in anymore, he gonna look like someone beat him up and then shot him.	You're right.
hey, he should have a weapon, a knife or something.	We'll get it later.
and that's for the airport.	Hey, he should have a weapon, a knife or something.
hell, why not just shoot her? why not shoot everybody. fuckin' shoot me. shoot the fuckin' president?	Don't fade on me now, Bear. Not unless you wanna hold Farrah on your lap in a room fulla felons.
calm down? we're going away for life and you tell me to calm down?	Hell, why not just shoot her? Why not shoot everybody. Fuckin' shoot me. Shoot the fuckin' president?
calm down, bear...	Calm down? We're going away for life and you tell me to calm down?
you get life for kidnapping.	Calm down, Bear...
trade for what?	The money. Fuck. I gotta think...
no. what's this?	Plan B. Here ya go, honey...
you get the money?	No. What's this?
and if we don't happen to find it under palmer's mattress or inside karen flores' undie drawer? what then?	Just do what I told you and meet me back here at midnight.
i was thinking tonight you could go have a look around palmer's hotel room while i go check out karen flores' place. see if he hasn't stashed it somewhere.	And if we don't happen to find it under Palmer's mattress or inside Karen Flores' undie drawer? What then?
what about him?	I was thinking tonight you could go have a look around Palmer's hotel room while I go check out Karen Flores' place. See if he hasn't stashed it somewhere.
remember harry's story about the dry cleaner palmer was after? guy who stole the three hundred grand from the airline?	What about him?
after this one, i'm out, cat, you understand? this is the last time we talk to each other.	Remember Harry's story about the dry cleaner Palmer was after? Guy who stole the three hundred grand from the airline?
farrah. come here.	After this one, I'm out, Cat, you understand? This is the last time we talk to each other.
i heard in the federal joints they let you spend an extra five minutes at the glass with your daddy on father's day.	Farrah. Come here.
come here, farrah...	I heard in the Federal joints they let you spend an extra five minutes at the glass with your Daddy on Father's Day.
he's gonna plea-deal his way out. give up this ace stunt man now one of the west coast dope kings, if they go easy on the cat.	Come here, Farrah...
bear. the colombians are in l.a. seems they all upset about their money. that ain't enough, as a bonus, it turns out the yoyo was escobar's nephew.	That's your problem. You shouldn't've smoked the guy.
into air bags. there's no cushion under what you're doing. i'm out of it, cat. i'm done.	Bear. The Colombians are in L.A. Seems they all upset about their money. That ain't enough, as a bonus, it turns out the yoyo was Escobar's nephew.
whoa... this is the man used to jump offa high buildings?	Into air bags. There's no cushion under what you're doing. I'm out of it, Cat. I'm done.
her mother. not that it matters because i don't work for you no more. i quit. i just wanted to come by, tell you to your face so there's no misunderstanding.	Whoa... This is the man used to jump offa high buildings?
who?	Her mother. Not that it matters because I don't work for you no more. I quit. I just wanted to come by, tell you to your face so there's no misunderstanding.
i can't. i got to take farrah to satan's place down in costa mesa.	Who?
listen, tonight, later on, i got one for you doesn't involve any heavy work. i want you to go have a look around chili palmer's hotel room.	I can't. I got to take Farrah to Satan's place down in Costa Mesa.
yeah, i'm really gonna miss him.	Listen, tonight, later on, I got one for you doesn't involve any heavy work. I want you to go have a look around Chili Palmer's hotel room.
his foot. jeez, poor ronnie...	Yeah, I'm really gonna miss him.
i seen it, but i don't believe it. says harry shot ronnie five times. four to the chest and one through his foot.	His foot. Jeez, poor Ronnie...
you see the paper?	I seen it, but I don't believe it. Says Harry shot Ronnie five times. Four to the chest and one through his foot.
you guess? you mean you don't know?	I mean I don't care.
i guess still in the locker.	You guess? You mean you don't know?
so where's the money?	I guess still in the locker.
he knew it was a set up. he was ready for it.	So where's the money?
doesn't matter what it's called, harry's got martin weir and it's gonna be big.	They all sound big at the talking stage.
mr. lovejoy? that's cute, bo.	Doesn't matter what it's called, Harry's got Martin Weir and it's gonna be big.
and i mean high up in it.  that's why harry's gonna make mr. lovejoy with me, not chili palmer.	Mr. Lovejoy? That's cute, Bo.
cat, that's the lamest idea i've ever heard.	Yeah, well, I'm bored, Bear. I wanna make movies.
you didn't have to shoot him, bo. we coulda just beat him up some.	You see that? The way the man just went right over?
shit, now someone's gotta climb down there and get him.	You didn't have to shoot him, Bo. We coulda just beat him up some.
about sixty.	No shit? What're some of 'em?
so... how many movies you been in?	About sixty.
i think i pulled my quadriceps.	So... how many movies you been in?
how 'bout when you went down the stairs?	I think I pulled my quadriceps.
not too bad.	How 'bout when you went down the stairs?
what're you hanging around with a guy like that for? you were in the movies, right? a stuntman? what's he ever done he can talk about? you feel okay?	Not too bad.
look, there's no fuckin' way i'm gonna give you the key, outside of you point a gun at my head. then we might have something to talk about. now step away from the car.	I don't need a gun. Where is it? If it isn't on you, it's around here someplace.
you serious? this is how you guys do business? i can't believe you aren't dead.	Look, there's no fuckin' way I'm gonna give you the key, outside of you point a gun at my head. Then we might have something to talk about. Now step away from the car.
catlett says if you don't open the locker the deal's off.	You serious? This is how you guys do business? I can't believe you aren't dead.
what, the setup didn't work so you want the key back?	Catlett says if you don't open the locker the deal's off.
i have to ask you for that key.	What, the setup didn't work so you want the key back?
what, did you see it work in some movie you got beat up in?	I have to ask you for that key.
you spotted them, huh?	What, did you see it work in some movie you got beat up in?
you think i'd be standing here? you set somebody up and you want it to work, it has to be a surprise. can you remember that?	You spotted them, huh?
so you didn't have the key with you.	You think I'd be standing here? You set somebody up and you want it to work, it has to be a surprise. Can you remember that?
i don't know how i could've missed you with that shirt on. it's the same as the other one you had only the hibiscus are a different color. right?	So you didn't have the key with you.
you know, you speak very good english, mr. escobar.	I went to UC San Diego.  We're gonna spend the weekend at the Universal Sheraton. We're gonna take the tour. See the shark. Check out the Miami Vice Action Spectacular. After, we'll come here, get our money.
i hear he's around palm springs. dealing our product. product we sold to you for five hundred thousand dollars.  why do you keep talking to me bullshit? i think maybe i have ramon and ceasar staple your tongue to your chin. what do you think?	You know, you speak very good English, Mr. Escobar.
he's around someplace.	I hear he's around Palm Springs. Dealing our product. Product we sold to you for five hundred thousand dollars.  Why do you keep talking to me bullshit? I think maybe I have Ramon and Ceasar staple your tongue to your chin. What do you think?
where's your partner, the jumpy one? why isn't he here?	He's around someplace.
maybe your nephew panicked, took off.	Where's your partner, the jumpy one? Why isn't he here?
a zillion, huh? that's a lot.	Maybe your nephew panicked, took off.
because there were a zillion dea guys hanging around the terminal.	A zillion, huh? That's a lot.
now why would you do that? put the money in a locker?	Because there were a zillion DEA guys hanging around the terminal.
i gave him a key to a locker that had the money in it.	Now why would you do that? Put the money in a locker?
you gave him the money?	I gave him a key to a locker that had the money in it.
well, i don't know. i gave the man his money, sent him on his way.	You gave him the money?
he comes up here with our product. he suppose to come home with five hundred thousand dollars. he never shows up. meanwhile, my sister's going crazy calling me all the time worried about him. me, i just wanna know what happened to my focking money.	Well, I don't know. I gave the man his money, sent him on his way.
sure. family. i know how that goes.	He comes up here with our product. He suppose to come home with five hundred thousand dollars. He never shows up. Meanwhile, my sister's going crazy calling me all the time worried about him. Me, I just wanna know what happened to my focking money.
he's my sister's kid. no papa. not too bright. personally, i think he's a retard. i only gave him the job as a favor for my sister, you understand?	Sure. Family. I know how that goes.
yayo. where is he?	He's my sister's kid. No papa. Not too bright. Personally, I think he's a retard. I only gave him the job as a favor for my sister, you understand?
your who?	Yayo. Where is he?
where is my nephew?	Your who?
man, i can't wait for you to be dead.	Bear, you're not really gonna -
it was rio bravo. robert mitchum was the drunk in el dorado, dean martin in rio bravo, practically the same part. john wayne, he also did the same thing in both. he played john wayne.	Man, I can't wait for you to be dead.
only this time, no john wayne and dean martin shooting the bad guys in el dorado.	It was Rio Bravo. Robert Mitchum was the drunk in El Dorado, Dean Martin in Rio Bravo, practically the same part. John Wayne, he also did the same thing in both. He played John Wayne.
what?	Only this time, no John Wayne and Dean Martin shooting the bad guys in El Dorado.
you broke in my house and i have a witness to it.	What?
she's great. gimme the money.	First you and me gotta get a couple things straight.
where's karen?	In the can. That the money?
i'm at 8150 wonderland avenue. it's right off laurel.	Gimme an hour.
i'll find it.	I'm at 8150 Wonderland Avenue. It's right off Laurel.
you know laurel canyon?	I'll find it.
okay. fine. the meantime, i'll just hang on to her for safe keeping.	You know Laurel Canyon?
alright, bo. you can have the money... but it's not here. i have to go get it.	Okay. Fine. The meantime, I'll just hang on to her for safe keeping.
that's a nice scream, lady. you oughta be in movies.	Alright, Bo. You can have the money... but it's not here. I have to go get it.
she can't talk right now.	That's a nice scream, lady. You oughta be in movies.
karen? you okay?	She can't talk right now.
three.	Karen? You okay?
i don't believe this.	Three.
in just a second. two...	I don't believe this.
what, you gonna shoot me now, bo?	In just a second. Two...
how 'bout i give you to three, then i organize your fuckin' brains all over the wall back there. one...	What, you gonna shoot me now, Bo?
tell you what...	How 'bout I give you to three, then I organize your fuckin' brains all over the wall back there. One...
i can't believe the way you guys do business out here. i can't believe how fucked up your organization is.	Tell you what...
the three hundred grand you got from a little dry cleaner named leo.	Lemme see if I got this right, you break into Karen Flores' house, ask me for three hundred grand, doesn't even belong to you?
what money?	The three hundred grand you got from a little dry cleaner named Leo.
i need the money.	What money?
i really think i can be of service on this one.	Yeah, well, we need a ride somewhere, we'll let you know.
that's all there is to it, huh?	That's all.
there's nothin' to know. you have an idea, you write down what you wanna say. then you get somebody to add in the commas and shit where they belong, if you aren't positive yourself. maybe fix up the spelling where you have some tricky words... although i've seen scripts where i know words weren't spelled right and there was hardly any commas in it at all. so i don't think it's too important. anyway, you come to the last page you write in 'fade out' and that's the end, you're done.	That's all there is to it, huh?
you know how to write one of these?	There's nothin' to know. You have an idea, you write down what you wanna say. Then you get somebody to add in the commas and shit where they belong, if you aren't positive yourself. Maybe fix up the spelling where you have some tricky words... although I've seen scripts where I know words weren't spelled right and there was hardly any commas in it at all. So I don't think it's too important. Anyway, you come to the last page you write in 'Fade out' and that's the end, you're done.
who?	She's been out of movies a few years, but she's good. Real good.
yeah, i read it. i was just thinking you could make her older. we might even be able to get karen flores.	Who?
young? she's fuckin' nine-years-old, same age as lovejoy's kid. bernie. one she calls bernard. have you read the script?	Yeah, I read it. I was just thinking you could make her older. We might even be able to get Karen Flores.
she's... young.	Young? She's fuckin' nine-years-old, same age as Lovejoy's kid. Bernie. One she calls Bernard. Have you read the script?
with ilona? you know how old ilona is?	She's... young.
get something going there.	With Ilona? You know how old Ilona is?
what about her?	Get something going there.
there's ilona.	What about her?
i'm with you on that. and don't you think it needs a good female part? increase the romance angle.	There's Ilona.
title's the first thing's got to go. and the guy's name. i mean, even this writer's name, murray saffrin is better than "lovejoy".	I'm with you on that. And don't you think it needs a good female part? Increase the romance angle.
so what? where's it say in this script he's white? color is what the part needs, man, somebody to do it has some style. the way it is now, ronnie could do it, play himself, some cracked out asshole.  so whatta you think of the script?	Title's the first thing's got to go. And the guy's name. I mean, even this writer's name, Murray Saffrin is better than "Lovejoy".
yeah, morgan freeman. but he's a colored guy.	So what? Where's it say in this script he's white? Color is what the part needs, man, somebody to do it has some style. The way it is now, Ronnie could do it, play himself, some cracked out asshole.  So whatta you think of the script?
i missed that one. or, hey, you know who else? morgan freeman. you know morgan?	Yeah, Morgan Freeman. But he's a colored guy.
harvey keitel. yeah. maybe. he was pretty good in the movie "fingers".	I missed that one. Or, hey, you know who else? Morgan Freeman. You know Morgan?
i wonder, would that work?  you know who i see for al roxy? harvey keitel. the man could do it in his sleep.	Harvey Keitel. Yeah. Maybe. He was pretty good in the movie "Fingers".
i put a gun right here...  ...and i tell him, 'sign the paper marty or your fuckin' dead.' like that.	I wonder, would that work?  You know who I see for Al Roxy? Harvey Keitel. The man could do it in his sleep.
no shit, come on. how you gonna do that?	I put a gun right here...  ...and I tell him, 'Sign the paper Marty or your fuckin' dead.' Like that.
yeah, we're getting martin.	No shit, come on. How you gonna do that?
says here you're getting martin weir for the part of lovejoy.	Yeah, we're getting Martin.
that's right, me.	Says here you're getting Martin Weir for the part of Lovejoy.
you must bring something heavy to the deal.	That's right, me.
it's what he said, i'm his associate.	You must bring something heavy to the deal.
harry called you his associate, but what does that mean? i never heard your name or read it in variety or the reporter or anyplace.	It's what he said, I'm his associate.
i'd never make you as a burglar, not in that outfit.	Harry called you his associate, but what does that mean? I never heard your name or read it in Variety or The Reporter or anyplace.
i'm just explaining to you what i'm doing here. case you think i come to rob the place, rip off any of this dusty old shit the man has.	I'd never make you as a burglar, not in that outfit.
that's funny, i was just wondering what i was gonna break of yours to get it away from you.	I'm just explaining to you what I'm doing here. Case you think I come to rob the place, rip off any of this dusty old shit the man has.
you understand i knew harry was lying, saying this wasn't any good, but holding on to it, man, like you have to break his fingers to get it from him.	That's funny, I was just wondering what I was gonna break of yours to get it away from you.
you can talk to me.	That's what I thought. So let me put it this way...
but first i want to know who i'm talking to. am i talking to you, or am i talking to him?	You can talk to me.
harry, let me answer that.	But first I want to know who I'm talking to. Am I talking to you, or am I talking to him?
what's this movie you're doing first?	Harry, let me answer that.
c-18.	That's the magic number.
i don't know.	It's not the kind of thing you do.
it was waiting out there on another deal, one that didn't go through; one you don't want to know about.	I don't know.
the airport.	It was waiting out there on another deal, one that didn't go through; one you don't want to know about.
whenever you want it. the money's in hundred dollar bills inside one of those jock bags, you know? in a locker at the airport, waiting to be picked up.	The airport.
assuming i go along with this, when can i have the five hundred?	Whenever you want it. The money's in hundred dollar bills inside one of those jock bags, you know? In a locker at the airport, waiting to be picked up.
he was watching letterman, huh? sneaky, that chili palmer.  so, he ever find this dry cleaner, the one with all that money on him?	Leo, I don't know.
you're gonna just give me five hundred grand?	We'll talk about that, Harry. But first I gotta know, how'd you hook up with Chili Palmer.
how 'bout another one for mr. zimm. a double.	You're gonna just give me five hundred grand?
all i want in return is to work on the movie with you. fact i already got some ideas on how to fix it up.	How 'bout another one for Mr. Zimm. A double.
you serious?	All I want in return is to work on the movie with you. Fact I already got some ideas on how to fix it up.
listen, harry, how would you like to get your hands on five hundred grand? you pay me back at your convenience, no interest.	You serious?
chili palmer showed you my script?	Yeah, I was wondering why he should do that.
last night. when he called me over to your office to talk about it.	Chili Palmer showed you my script?
yeah, i hear you bagged martin weir for mr. lovejoy.	Boy, this town. Word gets around, doesn't it?
i'm working on a few things.	Yeah, I hear you bagged Martin Weir for Mr. Lovejoy.
you must be makin' some big deals, doin' lunch in a place like this?	I'm working on a few things.
bo. i'm great. listen, i'm expecting some people -	You must be makin' some big deals, doin' lunch in a place like this?
you positive about that?	It's a different kind of deal.
i can't do it.	You positive about that?
harry, you think we go to see your movies? i've seen better film on teeth. makes no difference to me which one our money's in. so how 'bout you take our twenty points out of "freaks" and put 'em in this other one, "mr. loverboy".	I can't do it.
i'm already in town, but it don't matter. we got dick in the bank. we dumped it all in harry's movie.	What I'm sayin' is the man wants his money and he wants it now.
you get to town, you go straight to the bank, raid the limo account.	I'm already in town, but it don't matter. We got dick in the bank. We dumped it all in Harry's movie.
okay. then be good enough to hand us our money back, or you think about us coming in on this new one.	By Friday, man, or you're fuckin' dead as disco.
what i been wondering is where's he been.	Yeah, where've you been? We haven't heard from you lately.
i can hear you, but where the fuck are you, man?	What I been wondering is where's he been.
you say look at you?	That's correct. Look at me.
look at me, ray.	You say look at you?
what?	Look at me, Ray.
ray. look at me.	What?
where's leo devoe? where's chili palmer? where's my fuckin' money?	Ray. Look at me.
or else what?	Or else use your fucking imagination.
hey, zimm doesn't ask for dick. zimm tells you the way it is... or else.	Or else what?
so, what, this zimm guy asking for some kinda finders fee, that what we're talking about here?	Hey, Zimm doesn't ask for dick. Zimm tells you the way it is... or else.
maybe that's because you've never been out've fuckin' miami, dipshit. maybe it's time you got on a plane, flew out to l.a. and took a meeting with mr. zimm.	So, what, this Zimm guy asking for some kinda finders fee, that what we're talking about here?
never heard of him.	Maybe that's because you've never been out've fuckin' Miami, dipshit. Maybe it's time you got on a plane, flew out to L.A. and took a meeting with Mr. Zimm.
harry zimm. the man happens to be a major hollywood player.	Never heard of him.
who?	Harry Zimm. The man happens to be a major Hollywood player.
i work for harry zimm, alright?	Who?
okay. so who are you?	I work for Harry Zimm, alright?
yeah? well, trust me. i'm very for real.	Okay. So who are you?
yeah, i'm here. i just don't like the anonymous crap. it means your either chickenshit or not for real.	Yeah? Well, trust me. I'm very for real.
hello? you there?	Yeah, I'm here. I just don't like the anonymous crap. It means your either chickenshit or not for real.
the three hundred grand a guy named leo devoe scammed off an airline. the three hundred grand chili palmer now has in his possession.	Hello? You there?
what three hundred grand?	The three hundred grand a guy named Leo Devoe scammed off an airline. The three hundred grand Chili Palmer now has in his possession.
who is this? i'm the one telling you the way it is, okay, asshole? that's who i am. now you want your three hundred grand or don't you?	What three hundred grand?
depends. who's this?	Who is this? I'm the one telling you the way it is, okay, asshole? That's who I am. Now you want your three hundred grand or don't you?
are you the guy they called ray bones?	Depends. Who's this?
who is this?	Are you the guy they called Ray Bones?
ray barboni?	Who is this?
look, there's no reason you and i shouldn't get along. forget all the bullshit from before - i don't even remember how it started. you took a swing at me over some fuckin' thing, whatever it was - forget it. you owe me some money, right? forget that too. but, you don't say a fuckin' word about this to anybody. it's strictly between you and me, right?	Whatever you want, Ray.
i like it here.	Look, there's no reason you and I shouldn't get along. Forget all the bullshit from before - I don't even remember how it started. You took a swing at me over some fuckin' thing, whatever it was - forget it. You owe me some money, right? Forget that too. But, you don't say a fuckin' word about this to anybody. It's strictly between you and me, right?
you found leo, didn't you? took the poor asshole's money and put it in a locker, ready to go.  why haven't you left?	I like it here.
sovereign.	You found Leo, didn't you? Took the poor asshole's money and put it in a locker, ready to go.  Why haven't you left?
yeah? which terminal?	Sovereign.
i checked the bag at the airport, when i came.	Yeah? Which terminal?
why would i do that?	'Cause the guy's a customer now, stupid. His ass belongs to me.
so what brings you to l.a., bones?	Don't insult me. Get up and turn around.
i told them i was you. i acted stupid and they believed me.	So what brings you to L.A., Bones?
how'd you get in here?	I told them I was you. I acted stupid and they believed me.
you a quick draw... 'bro?' you better be, your piece stuck way down in your belt like that.	Whatta you got there... some kinda pop nine, the fuckin' Fiat of guns, always jammin' at the wrong time.
tough shit, bro. this ain't miami. you want something, talk to me.	Hey, fuckball, I don't need your permission. L.A.'s an open city.
i don't like waiting.	Tough shit, bro. This ain't Miami. You want something, talk to me.
get in line, bro.	I don't like waiting.
he owes me money.	Get in line, bro.
the man you're steppin' on belongs to me and my partner.	He owes me money.
what, like that's supposed to mean something to me?	The man you're steppin' on belongs to me and my partner.
ray barboni. from miami.	What, like that's supposed to mean something to me?
who the fuck are you?	Ray Barboni. From Miami.
that's what i'd do.  make sure i got the right guy next time.	Get him out've here.
that's the idea. i'll think about it.	That's what I'd do.  Make sure I got the right guy next time.
why don't you get the attendant to open all the lockers and take a look. maybe you'll find it.	That's the idea. I'll think about it.
something shouldn't be there.	Why don't you get the attendant to open all the lockers and take a look. Maybe you'll find it.
it was c... i don't know, sixteen or seventeen, one of those. why? you looking for anyway, a bomb or something?	Something shouldn't be there.
by the way, you recall the number of the locker you used?	It was C... I don't know, sixteen or seventeen, one of those. Why? You looking for anyway, a bomb or something?
your wife a lakers fan?	I am. I'm a fan of everything that's L.A. I love it out here.
you have a card in here?	Not yet. I just started.
i'm a producer.	You have a card in here?
you're an investor, is that it?	I'm a producer.
i'm in the movie business.	You're an investor, is that it?
what're you doing in los angeles?	I'm in the movie business.
that's right.	What're you doing in Los Angeles?
you live in miami?	That's right.
guy owes us a hundred and fifty grand, sixty days over; a movie producer.	Movie producer? Yeah, why not.
what've you got?	Guy owes us a hundred and fifty grand, sixty days over; a movie producer.
hey, chil? since you're goin' out to l.a. anyway.	What've you got?
apparently, way it went, he invited her to come to santa anita to play the ponies with him. she told him what to do with that and he gave her one on the tush. my guess, he's by his lonesome at the track right now.	Hey, Chil? Since you're goin' out to L.A. anyway.
leo spanked a waitress?	Apparently, way it went, he invited her to come to Santa Anita to play the ponies with him. She told him what to do with that and he gave her one on the tush. My guess, he's by his lonesome at the track right now.
anyway, you want this guy, he's in l.a. we put him on a flight after he spanked one a my cocktail girls in the keno room.	Leo spanked a waitress?
maybe i oughta talk to this ray bones character myself. see if he wants to invest in my movie.	Don't waste your time, Harry. The guy's not much of a movie fan. Now c'mon, gimme the key.
who the fuck is momo? jesus, these fucking names...	Tell you what, Harry, tomorrow morning, when the airport's crowded, I'll go check it out. If I don't see a problem, I'll pick up the money...
ray barboni. guy from miami, owns leo now that momo died.	Who the fuck is Momo? Jesus, these fucking names...
who?	Ray Barboni. Guy from Miami, owns Leo now that Momo died.
harry, if i gave you leo's money you'd have ray bones all over your ass and then you'd be in a whole new kinda trouble.	Who?
you have it?	Harry, if I gave you Leo's money you'd have Ray Bones all over your ass and then you'd be in a whole new kinda trouble.
forget about leo's money, harry.	You have it?
i found him.	Forget about Leo's money, Harry.
so how 'bout it, mr. selznick, do i make my deal with bo? or you gonna finally help me out, have a word with your dry cleaner when you find him.	I found him.
yeah, he wants us to talk to buddy, set up a meeting.	A meeting with who? You and Karen?
really.	Yeah, he wants us to talk to Buddy, set up a meeting.
okay, harry, i'm wrong. you're not the one he's setting up.	I mean, at least Bo's invested in three of my movies.
is he giving you a check or cash?	Cash. It happens to be waiting right at this moment in a locker at the airport.
here's your keys, harry.	Get the fuck outta my chair.
hey, harry.	Yeah, Chili. Hi.  You're fifty feet in the air!
how's anyone gonna see anything from way up there?	Hey, Harry.
that's the difference between you and me, harry. i say what i mean. i want something from someone, i ask 'em straight out. i want martin weir, i go get martin weir. i don't fuck around with his trainer's shrink.	His shrink's trainer.
i said i'd think about it. what does that mean? in this town, nothing.	That's the difference between you and me, Harry. I say what I mean. I want something from someone, I ask 'em straight out. I want Martin Weir, I go get Martin Weir. I don't fuck around with his trainer's shrink.
you tell me you want these guys off your back. next thing i know, you're saying yeah, maybe they can have a piece of mr. lovejoy. i couldn't believe my fuckin' ears.	I said I'd think about it. What does that mean? In this town, nothing.
never say anything unless you have to.	You tell me you want these guys off your back. Next thing I know, you're saying yeah, maybe they can have a piece of Mr. Lovejoy. I couldn't believe my fuckin' ears.
i had to tell 'em something.	Never say anything unless you have to.
i don't know, maybe i wasn't clear. but i thought... i told you to keep your mouth shut.	I had to tell 'em something.
what?	I don't know, maybe I wasn't clear. But I thought... I told you to keep your mouth shut.
you don't say any more'n you have to. you say, 'well, i'm glad you assholes stopped by, so i can set you straight.'	You're kidding, right?
they'll be looking at you. they don't know who you are.	That's right, they're wondering, who's this guy? You don't tell 'em. Understand, Harry? Do not tell 'em who I am.
no leave 'em up, we want the light in their eyes. i'll be at the desk... but don't introduce me, let it go, just start talking. you're gonna be here, behind 'em when they sit down.	They'll be looking at you. They don't know who you are.
lovejoy sits behind the wheel, watching the bar across the street, getting his video camera ready for action...  what's he doing? following a guy?	Read it. It's a grabber.
what do you get out of this?	Let's see how we get along.
harry, i probably know 'em better than you do.	What do you get out of this?
you don't even know these guys.	Harry, I probably know 'em better than you do.
but i could talk to the limo guys. tell 'em to leave you alone for a while. make the point in a way they'd understand it.	You don't even know these guys.
just a thought.	But I could talk to the limo guys. Tell 'em to leave you alone for a while. Make the point in a way they'd understand it.
i'm not gonna pop her, harry.	Just a thought.
that, or i'm thinking what if some tragic accident were to befall the widow saffrin -	I'm not gonna pop her, Harry.
so you're thinking what if i was to put you next to my dry cleaner. ask him if he wants to invest his money in a movie.	That, or I'm thinking what if some tragic accident were to befall the widow Saffrin -
doris, murray's widow, finds out about this martin weir thing and says since murray and i never had any written contract, she wants five hundred grand for the script.	So you're thinking what if I was to put you next to my dry cleaner. Ask him if he wants to invest his money in a movie.
heart attack. apparently they brought a couple hookers along.	Doris, Murray's widow, finds out about this Martin Weir thing and says since Murray and I never had any written contract, she wants five hundred grand for the script.
he drown?	Heart attack. Apparently they brought a couple hookers along.
the problem is murray. he and a few other blocked screenwriters went river rafting down the kern a few weeks ago. murray never made it back.	He drown?
so what's the problem?	The problem is Murray. He and a few other blocked screenwriters went river rafting down the Kern a few weeks ago. Murray never made it back.
anyway, murray has this shrink, who also happens to be martin's personal trainer's shrink. murray gives the shrink the script and the shrink gives it to martin's trainer who reads it to martin while they work out, and martin flips. loves it.	So what's the problem?
she's a rock star. every day, same time, they come down here and have breakfast. he has the egg white omelet; she has the banana pancakes. he sits facing west so he can see his billboard. she faces east so she has an excuse to wear the shades.	Anyway, Murray has this shrink, who also happens to be Martin's personal trainer's shrink. Murray gives the shrink the script and the shrink gives it to Martin's trainer who reads it to Martin while they work out, and Martin flips. Loves it.
she looks familiar.	She's a rock star. Every day, same time, they come down here and have breakfast. He has the egg white omelet; she has the banana pancakes. He sits facing west so he can see his billboard. She faces east so she has an excuse to wear the shades.
"ride the clouds". good picture.	She looks familiar.
no, his best part was the cripple gay guy that climbed mt. whitney.	"Ride the Clouds". Good picture.
one of his best parts.	No, his best part was the cripple gay guy that climbed Mt. Whitney.
martin weir. he played the mob guy that turned snitch in "the cyclone".	One of his best parts.
two time academy award nominee, martin weir.	Martin Weir. He played the mob guy that turned snitch in "The Cyclone".
who's the star?	Two time academy award nominee, Martin Weir.
murray saffrin, guy who wrote it, did all my grotesque pictures, had it in a drawer for twenty years. he shows it to me one day, tells me he's got a star interested, would i produce it.	Who's the star?
it's not bad when you know what it's about.	Murray Saffrin, guy who wrote it, did all my Grotesque pictures, had it in a drawer for twenty years. He shows it to me one day, tells me he's got a star interested, would I produce it.
"mr. lovejoy"? that's the title?	It's not bad when you know what it's about.
"mr. lovejoy".	"Mr. Lovejoy"? That's the title?
what's it called?	"Mr. Lovejoy".
a blockbuster. but quality. no mutants or maniacs. this one's gonna be my "driving miss daisy".	What's it called?
for a movie?	A blockbuster. But quality. No mutants or maniacs. This one's gonna be my "Driving Miss Daisy".
because i need half a million to buy a script.	For a movie?
you got that on the brain, harry. if you're so scared of 'em why'd you take their money to vegas to begin with?	Because I need half a million to buy a script.
because they're not the type of guys would take it with any degree of understanding or restraint. the first thing they'd do is break my legs.	You got that on the brain, Harry. If you're so scared of 'em why'd you take their money to Vegas to begin with?
you're trying to tell me how you fucked up without sounding stupid, and that's hard to do. let's just get to where you're at, okay? you blew the two hundred grand the limo guys gave you in vegas on a basketball game and you haven't told 'em about it. why not?	Because they're not the type of guys would take it with any degree of understanding or restraint. The first thing they'd do is break my legs.
harry, look at me.	You're trying to tell me how you fucked up without sounding stupid, and that's hard to do. Let's just get to where you're at, okay? You blew the two hundred grand the limo guys gave you in Vegas on a basketball game and you haven't told 'em about it. Why not?
these guys, my investors, they run a limo service, came to me originally, put money in a few of my pictures and did okay, they're happy. so they come in on another deal - this was back a few months ago when i was planning what would be my next picture, about this band of killer circus freaks that travel around the country leaving bodies in their wake. the characters, there's this seven- hundred-pound fat lady who has a way of seducing guys, gets them in her trailer -	Harry, look at me.
i've been picked up a couple times. loan sharking. racketeering. but i was never convicted. i'm clean.	Racketeering, that covers a lot of ground, doesn't it?
really? you ever been arrested?	I've been picked up a couple times. Loan sharking. Racketeering. But I was never convicted. I'm clean.
once.	Really? You ever been arrested?
ever shot anybody.	Once.
maybe a few times i have.	Ever shot anybody.
what does that mean?	Maybe a few times I have.
not really.	What does that mean?
you pack a gun?	Not really.
they always paid.	You pack a gun?
i imagine in your line of work, there were times you had to get rough, you know, say one of your customers stopped paying.	They always paid.
is that right, that's what you do for a living?	What I did till recently.  After I get done here I'll think about what I'm gonna do next.
i'm out here looking for leo. i just looked you up as a favor to your dear friend, dick allen.	So you don't work for the casino?
but you work for the casino?	I'm out here looking for Leo. I just looked you up as a favor to your dear friend, Dick Allen.
i'm not the guy, harry.	But you work for the casino?
you wouldn't be talking to me if you were.	I'm not the guy, Harry.
you mean, leo?	You wouldn't be talking to me if you were.
wait a minute, you're not the guy, are you? the dry cleaner?	You mean, Leo?
part of it, yeah.	Wait a minute, you're not the guy, are you? The dry cleaner?
the shylock's the good guy.	The shylock? He's barely mentioned. And it's not believable the wife would get a settlement that fast.
that's half a movie, with holes in it. maybe forty minutes of screen time. you don't even have a girl, a female lead, and on top of that, there's no one to sympathize with, you don't have a good guy.	The shylock's the good guy.
i said i had an idea, that's all.	That's half a movie, with holes in it. Maybe forty minutes of screen time. You don't even have a girl, a female lead, and on top of that, there's no one to sympathize with, you don't have a good guy.
that's it? that's your movie?	I said I had an idea, that's all.
i don't know about his wanting to meet celebrities, that's something new. but, yeah, he comes to l.a. then after that, i don't know what happens.	That's it? That's your movie?
so he comes to l.a...	I don't know about his wanting to meet celebrities, that's something new. But, yeah, he comes to L.A. Then after that, I don't know what happens.
keep going.	Well, since Leo's name was on the passenger list...
without him. the guy's so out of it he doesn't even know it's gone.	That's right. As a matter of fact...
it's the kind of situation, you don't pay, you get your legs broken.	Or the guy thinks he could get 'em broken. You have to understand the loan shark's in business the same as anybody else. He isn't in it to hurt people. He's in it to make money.
you just did.	I mean, the way you told it to me. Start at the beginning, we see how the story line develops.
you want to hear this idea? it's about a dry cleaner who scams an airline out of three hundred grand. go on, tell her.	You just did.
karen, say hello to chili palmer. chili, this is karen flores.	Karen, it's a pleasure. How you doing?
you make movies, huh?	I produce feature motion pictures, no TV. You mentioned Grotesque, that happened to be Grotesque Part II that Karen Flores was in. She starred in all three of my Slime Creatures releases you might have seen.
come on, harry - mesas? the worst they might do is get a judgment against you, uttering a bad check. i can't imagine you want that to happen, man in your position.	Fuckin' basketball game.
you gonna get rough now, threaten me? i make good by tomorrow or get my legs broken?	Come on, Harry - Mesas? The worst they might do is get a judgment against you, uttering a bad check. I can't imagine you want that to happen, man in your position.
i want you to.	You gonna get rough now, threaten me? I make good by tomorrow or get my legs broken?
why do i have to keep looking at you?	I want you to.
you're not looking at me, harry.	Why do I have to keep looking at you?
they don't want to deposit yours and have it bounce. that annoys them. so your dear friend dick allen's been calling, leaving messages on your machine, but you never get back to him. i happen to be in vegas on another matter, and dick asks me as a favor would i look you up. i follow you over here, see you in the window with this woman, looks a lot like that actress karen flores, was in grotesque, except she's not blond anymore...	You're not looking at me, Harry.
i know what a marker is.	They don't want to deposit yours and have it bounce. That annoys them. So your dear friend Dick Allen's been calling, leaving messages on your machine, but you never get back to him. I happen to be in Vegas on another matter, and Dick asks me as a favor would I look you up. I follow you over here, see you in the window with this woman, looks a lot like that actress Karen Flores, was in Grotesque, except she's not blond anymore...
a marker's like a check, harry.	I know what a marker is.
operator, how do i get las vegas information?	Harry, lemme give you some advice.
dick allen's a very dear friend of mine. how far you want to go with this?	We're there, Harry. You signed markers for a hundred and a half, you're over sixty days past due and you haven't told anybody what the problem is.
you know dick allen, mesa's casino?	Dick Allen's a very dear friend of mine. How far you want to go with this?
that's what i'm doing.	You know Dick Allen, Mesa's Casino?
i want you to keep looking right here, okay?	That's what I'm doing.
i'm looking at you.	I want you to keep looking right here, okay?
did you stop to think what if i had a heart attack?	You look okay to me, Harry. Come over here and sit down. Tell me what you been up to.
have we met? i don't recall.	We just did. I told you my name's Chili Palmer.
where you been, harry?	Have we met? I don't recall.
jesus, if i have a heart attack, i hope you know what to do.	Where you been, Harry?
twenty seven hundred.	Exactly. You either get it from the wife or out of your own pocket, I don't give a fuck. You don't ever hand me a book with a miss in it.
you owe me the dry cleaner's fifteen grand plus the juice which is what another, uhh...	Twenty seven hundred.
bullshit. e.g. is short for 'ergo'.	Ask your man here.
'e.g.' means 'for example', ray. i think what you wanna say is 'i.e.'	Bullshit. E.g. is short for 'ergo'.
which also means when i speak, i'm speakin' for jimmy. so e.g. as of now, you start affording me the proper respect.	'E.g.' means 'for example', Ray. I think what you wanna say is 'i.e.'
yeah, well, maybe the guy took out flight insurance. check with the wife.	Hey, it's your book now. You want to check it out, go ahead. He's got a dry cleaning business out on Federal Highway.
it was in the herald.	Yeah, well, maybe the guy took out flight insurance. Check with the wife.
what get away jet?	It was in the Herald.
yeah, ray, he personally told me he got killed in that get away airlines' jet went down last month.	What Get Away jet?
personally?	Yeah, Ray, he personally told me he got killed in that Get Away Airlines' jet went down last month.
yeah, he told me.	Personally?
how'd you know he died, he tell you?	Yeah, he told me.
he died.	How'd you know he died, he tell you?
you got a miss. leo devoe. guy's six weeks over.	He died.
you cut straight hair in this place, or just fags?	Hey, Bones, looks like you're gonna have a nice scar up there. Maybe these guys can fit you with a rug, cover it up for ya.
whatta you think, chill?	That's not bad. I think you got it down.
compass.	Wow.  Mind if I take it for a spin?
what's that?	Compass.
yeah, i like it, i'm high up, i can see everything, you know? it's the cadillac of minivans.	What's that?
very nice...	Yeah, I like it, I'm high up, I can see everything, you know? It's the Cadillac of minivans.
lemme talk to buddy, set up a meeting.	Buddy?
at that point, basically, that has to be it.	You're not going to tell me the rest?
okay. i'm listening.	At that point, basically, that has to be it.
it's not that simple. you have to be careful. there's another guy that comes along, a hard-on you owe some money to. a mob guy. wants to take you out anyway, on account of a past situation.	Okay. I'm listening.
so when do i meet up with the husband and give him the look?	It's not that simple. You have to be careful. There's another guy that comes along, a hard-on you owe some money to. A mob guy. Wants to take you out anyway, on account of a past situation.
good-looking, too.  like karen.	So when do I meet up with the husband and give him the look?
the wife sues the airline.  this is a gutsy babe.	Good-looking, too.  Like Karen.
yeah, but you haven't found him yet.  the guy took off for las vegas.	How do I know that?
i turn it on when i confront the guy.	Yeah, but you haven't found him yet.  The guy took off for Las Vegas.
i believe it.	I turn it on when I confront the guy.
that's what i think of you, asshole. nothing.	I believe it.
that's not bad.	That's what I think of you, asshole. Nothing.
how about this?	That's not bad.
wait. how about this?	Now you're squinting like you need glasses.
what you're telling me, you're tired? you wanna go to bed?	Wait. How about this?
like this?	What you're telling me, you're tired? You wanna go to bed?
no, i want you to look at me the way i'm looking at you. put it in your eyes, 'you're mine, asshole,' without saying it.	Like this?
i'm looking at you.	No, I want you to look at me the way I'm looking at you. Put it in your eyes, 'You're mine, asshole,' without saying it.
martin, look at me.	I'm looking at you.
guy owes me fifteen large and takes off, i go after him. the fuck you think i do?	Martin, look at me.
what happened? the pressure got to you?	Pressure? I'm the one applied the pressure.
martin, i'm not connected to those people anymore. not since i walked out of a loanshark operation in miami.	What happened? The pressure got to you?
one we're producing.	With what? Wiseguy money?
one of mine?	One we're producing.
i'm thinking of a movie.	One of mine?
if you'd like to tell me, yeah.	I'm thinking of a movie.
so you want to know.	If you'd like to tell me, yeah.
no, i don't. though i have to say i'm curious.	So you want to know.
so you don't know what i'm thinking.	No, I don't. Though I have to say I'm curious.
you mean like we don't give a shit.	Yeah. Kinda. Anyway, once I have the authentic sounds of speech, the rhythms, man, the patois, I can actually begin to think the way those guys do, get inside their heads.
it's more like your attitude. your tone, your speech patterns demonstrate a certain confidence in yourselves, in your opinions, your indifference to conventional views.	You mean like we don't give a shit.
we talk different?	It's more like your attitude. Your tone, your speech patterns demonstrate a certain confidence in yourselves, in your opinions, your indifference to conventional views.
a few weeks before shooting, i went back to bensonhurst, just to listen to you guys. see, i'm italian, but i grew up in tarzana. so i wanted to pick up your rhythms of speech.	We talk different?
well, you had it down cold. watching you in the movie, if i didn't know better i'd have to believe you were a made guy and not acting. even the fink part. i never met a fink and i hope to god i never do, but how you did it must be the way finks act.	A few weeks before shooting, I went back to Bensonhurst, just to listen to you guys. See, I'm Italian, but I grew up in Tarzana. So I wanted to pick up your rhythms of speech.
martin. it was a beautiful role. all i had to do was find the character's center, the stem i'd used to wind him up and he'd play, man, he'd play.	Well, you had it down cold. Watching you in the movie, if I didn't know better I'd have to believe you were a made guy and not acting. Even the fink part. I never met a fink and I hope to God I never do, but how you did it must be the way finks act.
you know, marty, you were good in the cyclone.	Martin. It was a beautiful role. All I had to do was find the character's center, the stem I'd used to wind him up and he'd play, man, he'd play.
yeah. that was a good party.	You know, Marty, you were good in The Cyclone.
but you won't know where i am. i don't even know where i'll be.	I'll find you, Leo...
at eighteen percent, okay? and don't ask me no more fuckin' questions. i'm leaving.	But you won't know where I am. I don't even know where I'll be.
you take all my money, but you're borrowing part of it?	At eighteen percent, okay? And don't ask me no more fuckin' questions. I'm leaving.
it's all mine.	Sit down, Leo.
you can keep what you won today. that's yours.	It's all mine.
how? by taking my money?	You can keep what you won today. That's yours.
i wouldn't let her if she tried. why i'm here, leo, basically, is to save your ass.	How? By taking my money?
it was fay, wasn't it, told you about the money. she tell you my whole life history, for christ's sake?	I wouldn't let her if she tried. Why I'm here, Leo, basically, is to save your ass.
here's another tip...	It was Fay, wasn't it, told you about the money. She tell you my whole life history, for Christ's sake?
how'd you know i was here?	Here's another tip...
now you're down to three-ten in the case. you must've cooled off quite a bit since you got here.	How'd you know I was here?
who told you that?	Now you're down to three-ten in the case. You must've cooled off quite a bit since you got here.
from when? you left vegas with four- fifty?	Who told you that?
i'm up twelve grand today.	From when? You left Vegas with four- fifty?
you've been losing.	I'm up twelve grand today.
you don't open an account, leo, you put it in a safe deposit box. dip in whenever you want.	You've been losing.
they report it to the irs.	You don't open an account, Leo, you put it in a safe deposit box. Dip in whenever you want.
you're here a while, what's wrong with a bank?	They report it to the IRS.
i didn't know where else to keep it.  where would you?	You're here a while, what's wrong with a bank?
i wouldn't think you're that dumb, leave over three hundred grand in the closet, underneath the extra blanket, but i guess you are.	I didn't know where else to keep it.  Where would you?
mr. barboni is a good customer.  works for jimmy capp.	I know who he works for. Where's your phone.
lemme get this straight. you aren't responsible for any lost articles like an expensive coat of mine, but you're gonna find ray bones' coat or get him a new one? is that what you're telling me?	Mr. Barboni is a good customer.  Works for Jimmy Capp.
we call you a taxi.	Lemme get this straight. You aren't responsible for any lost articles like an expensive coat of mine, but you're gonna find Ray Bones' coat or get him a new one? Is that what you're telling me?
you see a black leather jacket, fingertip length, like the one pacino wore in serpico? you don't, you owe me three seventy-nine.	Maybe you don't see my sign?
it's not one of these?	You see a black leather jacket, fingertip length, like the one Pacino wore in Serpico? You don't, you owe me three seventy-nine.
what took you so long?	Couldn't find my toothbrush.
i'll be right back.	Go get your stuff.
i was scared then, not now. how long you want me to be scared?	I'll be right back.
you don't act like it?	I was scared then, not now. How long you want me to be scared?
you bet.	You don't act like it?
were you scared up there?	You bet.
karen! what the fuck are you doing?!	Oh, shit... I'm sorry... I thought that was... I'm so sorry...
you okay?	Guy's got a fucking pink toilet, for Christ's sake.
you're as bad as harry...	I'll go. I'll go.
i don't know.	You're as bad as Harry...
are you going down?	I don't know.
it's not dave. it's a movie.	Are you going down?
he's doing the same thing you did to him, playing letterman on tv.	It's not Dave. It's a movie.
you sure?	He's doing the same thing you did to him, playing Letterman on TV.
harry, what're you doing? you're supposed to be in the hospital.	Yeah, Harry, you look like you belong in one of your horror movies.
because a movie star can never order straight from the menu. they have to think of something they have to have that isn't on the menu.	Harry, what're you doing? You're supposed to be in the hospital.
why not?	Because a movie star can never order straight from the menu. They have to think of something they have to have that isn't on the menu.
continental, but it doesn't matter. martin won't order from the menu.	Why not?
what kinda food they serve at this ivy place anyway?	Continental, but it doesn't matter. Martin won't order from the menu.
harry... my god...	What happened?
i mean i could see myself in movies robert de niro had been in. or i could maybe do an al pacino movie, play a hard-on. but i couldn't see myself in ones, like say the one where the three guys get stuck with a baby. they don't know how to take care of it and you see these big grown-up assholes acting cute -	Hey, Chili? Look at me.
whichever. let's talk about it tomorrow.	I mean I could see myself in movies Robert De Niro had been in. Or I could maybe do an Al Pacino movie, play a hard-on. But I couldn't see myself in ones, like say the one where the three guys get stuck with a baby. They don't know how to take care of it and you see these big grown-up assholes acting cute -
you don't mean a movie star? more like a character actor?	Whichever. Let's talk about it tomorrow.
oh.	You don't mean a movie star? More like a character actor?
no. i don't mean that. i just meant in general.	Oh.
you thought i was faking?	No. I don't mean that. I just meant in general.
i think you could be an actor. i know you're acting sometimes, but you don't show it.	You thought I was faking?
really.	I think you could be an actor. I know you're acting sometimes, but you don't show it.
yeah. there's a girl in it now.	Really.
yeah?	Yeah. There's a girl in it now.
that's a different story. i'm still working on that one, you know, getting the visual fabric just right.  although i've added to it.	Yeah?
how 'bout chili's hollywood adventure.	That's a different story. I'm still working on that one, you know, getting the visual fabric just right.  Although I've added to it.
how 'bout get shorty? except that isn't a movie. that's real life.	How 'bout Chili's Hollywood Adventure.
so what about your story. you thought of a title yet?	How 'bout Get Shorty? Except that isn't a movie. That's real life.
for starters, marty wasn't martin back then.	So what about your story. You thought of a title yet?
oh, i like him. i just think he's... short. i mean, he's a good actor and all, but i'm wondering what it was exactly you saw in marty.	For starters, Marty wasn't Martin back then.
you don't like martin much, do you?	Oh, I like him. I just think he's... short. I mean, he's a good actor and all, but I'm wondering what it was exactly you saw in Marty.
i don't know, i'm just havin' some trouble seeing you two together.	You don't like Martin much, do you?
not unlike the way nicki met him. except it was a wrap party. why?	I don't know, I'm just havin' some trouble seeing you two together.
how'd you meet martin anyway?	Not unlike the way Nicki met him. Except it was a wrap party. Why?
definitely not martin. movie stars never pick up the check. they have no idea what things cost. most of them don't know their zip code and a lot don't even know their own phone number.	How'd you meet Martin anyway?
depends, who pays?	Definitely not Martin. Movie stars never pick up the check. They have no idea what things cost. Most of them don't know their zip code and a lot don't even know their own phone number.
that was martin. he wants to have lunch tomorrow. that is, if you can make it.	Depends, who pays?
a locker at the airport? jesus christ, harry. tell me you're not really that stupid.	The guy's setting you up. You pulled out of their Freaks deal so he's paying you back.
well actually, martin the movie we came to talk about is mr. lovejoy.	Yeah. We understand you read the script and like it... a lot.
this thing's actually accurate. i bought it for ten bucks from a kid in a lawn chair on sunset...	You were supposed to wait for me with Harry at the restaurant.
and you think the movie business is any different?	Yeah well... I like movies. I figure if I help Harry make one, I'll find out what you have to do outside of have an idea and raise the money. That doesn't sound too hard. I was in the money business and I get ideas all the time.
i was never much into it. all that bullshit having to do with respect. it's bad enough having to treat those guys like they're your heroes, having to smile when they make some stupid remark they think's real funny.	And you think the movie business is any different?
yesterday, you were a loan shark.	I was never much into it. All that bullshit having to do with respect. It's bad enough having to treat those guys like they're your heroes, having to smile when they make some stupid remark they think's real funny.
why does anyone want to be in movies?	Yesterday, you were a loan shark.
i want to know.	Why does anyone want to be in movies?
that why you came over here, to ask me that?	I want to know.
what do you get out of it?	That why you came over here, to ask me that?
sounds fair.	What do you get out of it?
i don't want to act in it, i want to produce it with harry. especially if i help him get martin.	Sounds fair.
there a part in it for you?	I don't want to act in it, I want to produce it with Harry. Especially if I help him get Martin.
you and harry'll make a great team.  i'm gonna make a deal with him.	There a part in it for you?
not yet.	You and Harry'll make a great team.  I'm gonna make a deal with him.
then you've read it?	Not yet.
i don't like the title. or the main guy's name.	Then you've read it?
i think it's not horrible.	I don't like the title. Or the main guy's name.
what do you think?	I think it's not horrible.
i already read it. harry left a copy at the house.	What do you think?
i got you a copy of the script.	I already read it. Harry left a copy at the house.
you been here the whole time?	I just caught the end.
right. see how your story ends.	Yeah. Right.  Listen, "Touch of Evil"'s playing near my hotel. You wanna go check it out? Watch Charlton Heston play a Mexican?
well, i gotta have a talk with leo, my runaway dry cleaner.	Right. See how your story ends.
don't go out of your way.	Well, I gotta have a talk with Leo, my runaway dry cleaner.
tell you what, i'll stop by harry's office and pick up a copy for you.	Don't go out of your way.
yeah, well martin is known for his flipping. he flips over a script, and when the time comes to make a deal, he flips out.	Tell you what, I'll stop by Harry's office and pick up a copy for you.
harry told me martin loves it, he flipped.	Yeah, well Martin is known for his flipping. He flips over a script, and when the time comes to make a deal, he flips out.
harry's dreaming of a forty-million- dollar production he'll never get off the ground with a star he'll never sign. with or without my help.	Harry told me Martin loves it, he flipped.
that why harry came over last night? see if you could help him get martin in his movie?	Harry's dreaming of a forty-million- dollar production he'll never get off the ground with a star he'll never sign. With or without my help.
he must mean after "slime creature 3".	That why Harry came over last night? See if you could help him get Martin in his movie?
you read harry's new one? he says it's the best thing he's ever read.	He must mean after "Slime Creature 3".
i married martin. that was a full- time job.	You read Harry's new one? He says it's the best thing he's ever read.
how come you stopped making movies with harry?	I married Martin. That was a full- time job.
"cotton".	Yeah, you know when Bette comes up to the guy on the porch, gives him a flirty look and says, 'I'd kiss you, but...'
yeah. it's a real gift.  i'm just saying it'd be nice, one time in my career to get the chance to say one great line. you know, like in that bette davis picture, "cabin in the..."	"Cotton".
man, can you scream.	Yeah. It's a real gift.  I'm just saying it'd be nice, one time in my career to get the chance to say one great line. You know, like in that Bette Davis picture, "Cabin in the..."
i know i'm better than what i've been doing the last ten years, walking around in a tank top and fuck-me pumps, waiting till it's time to scream.	Man, can you scream.
for any movie.	I know I'm better than what I've been doing the last ten years, walking around in a tank top and fuck-me pumps, waiting till it's time to scream.
yeah... that was a good scene. i mean, for a horror movie.	For any movie.
yeah. when you turn to the camera to tell the alien mother that her time on earth is finished... when you give us all that look, joan crawford wishes on her best day she had that much presence. not even in "mildred pierce" - which by the way was a better book than a movie - did crawford even touch the intensity you had in that look.	Yeah... that was a good scene. I mean, for a horror movie.
you saw that one?	Yeah. When you turn to the camera to tell the alien mother that her time on earth is finished... when you give us all that look, Joan Crawford wishes on her best day she had that much presence. Not even in "Mildred Pierce" - which by the way was a better book than a movie - did Crawford even touch the intensity you had in that look.
like in "bride of the mutant", when you played the whole end with that torn top.	You saw that one?
...that's what we finally decided.	Like in "Bride of the Mutant", when you played the whole end with that torn top.
ripped nylons work. makes the shot more real.	...That's what we finally decided.
i spent all day crawling out of a grave. the costumer kept bitching 'cause i was ripping my nylons -	Ripped nylons work. Makes the shot more real.
rough day on the set?	I spent all day crawling out of a grave. The costumer kept bitching 'cause I was ripping my nylons -
yeah, well make sure you lock it on the way out.	Rough day on the set?
no, no... you left the patio door open. you gotta stop doin' that, all the nice things you got around here.	Yeah, well make sure you lock it on the way out.
lemme get this straight, you broke in again to apologize for breaking in before?	No, no... you left the patio door open. You gotta stop doin' that, all the nice things you got around here.
i wanted to come by, apologize for coming into your house like i did last night.	Lemme get this straight, you broke in again to apologize for breaking in before?
what're you doing here?	I wanted to come by, apologize for coming into your house like I did last night.
hey... karen. how ya' doin'?	What're you doing here?
a couple days ago by, people from the airliner come to see his wife, tell her how sorry they are and all that their plane exploded and offer her a settlement, the amount based on what he would've earned operating the dry cleaner's the rest of his life. leo had some kind of trouble with his kidneys, so they were giving him about ten years.	How much is the wife offered?
a hundred and fifty-six. some'll charge you more'n that, go as high as six for five on a short-term loan. so three a week's not too bad.	A real bargain.
but a week. that's a hundred and fifty percent a year.	A hundred and fifty-six. Some'll charge you more'n that, go as high as six for five on a short-term loan. So three a week's not too bad.
that's right. three percent.	But a week. That's a hundred and fifty percent a year.
the interest is four hundred and fifty dollars a week on fifteen thousand?	That's right. Three percent.
well, basically, this guy owes a shylock fifteen thousand, plus he's a few weeks behind on the vig, the interest you have to pay.	I know what a vig is.
no, it was open. it wasn't locked.	What if it was?
you broke in?	No, it was open. It wasn't locked.
the door from the patio, in back.	You broke in?
i don't think the producer has to do much, outside of maybe knowing a writer.	Hey, Chil? I think you're fulla shit.
how you gonna do that? you don't know shit about making movies.	I don't think the producer has to do much, outside of maybe knowing a writer.
i'm thinking about producing.	How you gonna do that? You don't know shit about making movies.
what're you talking about? you wanna be a movie star?	I'm thinking about producing.
i'm going into the movie business.	What're you talking about? You wanna be a movie star?
whatta you doing out there?	I'm going into the movie business.
yeah, well, i'm in l.a. now.	Whatta you doing out there?
he already knew it.	Yeah, well, I'm in L.A. now.
how'd he know i was in vegas? you tell him?	He already knew it.
all i know is he came by the barber shop, all fuckin' undone, wanting to know where you were staying in vegas. i told him i don't know. i still don't.	How'd he know I was in Vegas? You tell him?
you gonna start that again? you're just like him, all you got room for in your brain is one fuckin' thing.	All I know is he came by the barber shop, all fuckin' undone, wanting to know where you were staying in Vegas. I told him I don't know. I still don't.
no, you just broke his fuckin' nose instead.	You gonna start that again? You're just like him, all you got room for in your brain is one fuckin' thing.
you said don't say nothing and i didn't.	No, you just broke his fuckin' nose instead.
i hate to say i told you, but i did. i told you don't start nothing with him that time.	You said don't say nothing and I didn't.
i told you not to -	Don't say a fuckin' word.
that's the dumbest thing i ever heard. where do you sleep?	In an armchair. Or I go to a coffee shop, sleep there. Sit in a booth, pull my hat down.
no, i said i'm never goin' to bed. there's a difference. see, the article says most people die in their beds. i figure long as i stay outta bed, i'm safe.	That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Where do you sleep?
hey, chili.  get your coat, but don't piss the guy off, okay? it could get complicated and we'd have to call momo to straighten it out. then momo gets pissed for wasting his time and we don't need that.	Don't worry about it. I won't say any more than I have to, if that.
that's what the guy said.	Tomorrow, I see on the TV weather, it's gonna be nice and warm. You won't need the coat.
you sure it was ray bones took the coat?	That's what the guy said.
momo could buy it, i could run it for him. show some cagney films.	What's Momo gonna want with an old place, shows old movies people don't care about no more. Outside of maybe turnin' it into a porno house, I don't think he's gonna give much of a fuck. And you already got a job.
what i'm thinkin' is maybe momo could buy it.	Momo could buy it, I could run it for him. Show some Cagney films.
yeah, the guy owes momo a few g's.	What I'm thinkin' is maybe Momo could buy it.
they're closing the granview. you know, theater down on biscayne?	Yeah, the guy owes Momo a few G's.
that's great, harry. so what's the --	What she did not say was, 'I just loved the way the director moved the camera so much it made me fuckin' seasick.' All she cared about was that look. All she remembered was that look. And why do we remember things in movies? Because we can see them.
so mildred says to the cashier, 'i saw the new streisand picture.'  'god, i just love it at the end when she brushed robert redford's hair off his forehead the way she did when they were together, and the way they gave each other this look that said they still loved each other, but knew they couldn't be together. that look was so... romantic.'	That's great, Harry. So what's the --
hm?	You heard me, Pick 'n' Save.
pick 'n' save.	Hm?
yeah? what three words, harry?	Pick 'n' Save.
she's scared! fear is an emotion!  look, kid, if you remember anything from your time working with harry zimm, let it be the three key words to filmmaking.	Yeah? What three words, Harry?
what 'emotion'? girl just got stabbed in the ear with an ice pick.	She's scared! Fear is an emotion!  Look, kid, if you remember anything from your time working with Harry Zimm, let it be the three key words to filmmaking.
all these camera moves and weird angles and shit are gonna distance us from the emotion of the scene.	What 'emotion'? Girl just got stabbed in the ear with an ice pick.
whatta you mean, whose point of view; the audience's point of view.	Get down here. I wanna talk to you. Come on... right now...  She's gonna talk to Martin?
yeah, but whose point of view?	Whatta you mean, whose point of view; The audience's point of view.
he said if martin's interested, i could get a half a million for it easy. but don't worry, harry, i'm still giving you until friday.	How honorable of you.
yeah, what'd he have to say?	He said if Martin's interested, I could get a half a million for it easy. But don't worry, Harry, I'm still giving you until Friday.
no. but now that you mention it, i did talk to a handsome executive at paramount the other day... who just happened to get his hands on the script.	Yeah, what'd he have to say?
so this means you've reconsidered our deal on mr. lovejoy?	No. But now that you mention it, I did talk to a handsome executive at Paramount the other day... who just happened to get his hands on the script.
murray's dead.	So this means you've reconsidered our deal on Mr. Lovejoy?
i mean morally. murray was my friend.	Murray's dead.
you seem to feel fine about it.	I mean morally. Murray was my friend.
i'm not sure how i feel about this, doris.	You seem to feel fine about it.
yeah, me too. he was a helluva good writer. and i would know. i discovered him. made him what he was.	What he was, was a hack, couldn't get a job writing for anybody but you.  I'm being honest. He was a lousy writer, but he was a good husband. I just didn't know it until too late.
i miss murray, harry.	Yeah, me too. He was a helluva good writer. And I would know. I discovered him. Made him what he was.
yeah, lovely. last night i watched two guys carjack a camaro down on the corner of argyle there.  what do you want, doris?	I miss Murray, Harry.
what a spectacular view.	Yeah, lovely. Last night I watched two guys carjack a Camaro down on the corner of Argyle there.  What do you want, Doris?
come on in.	What a spectacular view.
well, aren't you gonna offer me whatever it is you taste like?	Come on in.
harry zimm. you look like a wet kiss.	Well, aren't you gonna offer me whatever it is you taste like?
hello, doris.	Harry Zimm. You look like a wet kiss.
harry -	Man's in town two days, thinks he's David O. fucking Selznick.
'we?'	Chili and me.
harry, we spoke with martin.	'We?'
harry, what're you still doing with those guys?	He happens to be loaning me five hundred grand, no strings, I write any kind of agreement I want.
what i'm saying, harry, is i want you and your new buddy to get out of my house.	Oh, yeah, sure.
no problem. you go on off to bed.	What I'm saying, Harry, is I want you and your new buddy to get out of my house.
well. i got an audition tomorrow.	No problem. You go on off to bed.
yeah, that's what we need. more agents.	Well. I got an audition tomorrow.
with your experience, you could always become an agent. right, harry?	Yeah, that's what we need. More agents.
that miami flight that went down, it was on the news every day for about a week. harry must've been busy.	That's where you got the idea?
he's telling me an idea for a movie. it's not bad so far.  sit down, have a drink.  tell karen, let's see what she thinks.	Maybe you didn't hear me.
how did you get in the house?	He's telling me an idea for a movie. It's not bad so far.  Sit down, have a drink.  Tell Karen, let's see what she thinks.
harry -	I'm going.
anyone skim the pool? it needs it.	Harry -
harry, are you going down, or you want me to?	Anyone skim the pool? It needs it.
you don't? what happened to muff?	Harry, are you going down, or you want me to?
i don't have a dog.	You don't? What happened to Muff?
yeah, well i turned off the set. i used the remote control thing and laid it on the floor. you know what could've happened? the dog came in and stepped on it, turned the tv back on.	I don't have a dog.
when i came upstairs, you stayed to finish your drink. i told you to turn off the tv when you were through.  come to think of it, i also told you you could sleep in the maid's room.	Yeah, well I turned off the set. I used the remote control thing and laid it on the floor. You know what could've happened? The dog came in and stepped on it, turned the TV back on.
be quiet and listen.	I don't hear anything.
what's wrong?	Be quiet and listen.
the three hundred large. what other money is there?  i should keep quiet, i know, till i've read the script, but i've got a feeling about this one. i'm that shylock.	Shylock?
what money?	The three hundred large. What other money is there?  I should keep quiet, I know, till I've read the script, but I've got a feeling about this one. I'm that shylock.
i have to run. but what i hope to see, they begin to have misgivings about wanting the money. it becomes their moral dilemma and they try to rationalize keeping it, but in the end they can't. can they?	What money?
once their lives are in danger and you have the mob guy coming after them, it not only heightens the tension, it adds a wistful element to their love.	Mob guy?
which two?	Once their lives are in danger and you have the mob guy coming after them, it not only heightens the tension, it adds a wistful element to their love.
i have to consider, i mean, as the mob guy, this is another man's wife i'm sleeping with.	And after all, you have such morals.
hi, sweetface. you look great. and mmmmm, you smell good, too.	Thanks.
but you are interested?	I'm intrigued, yeah. You know what might help you, take a look at the Cylone again, the way a visual fabric is maintained even while the metaphor plays on different levels. Hey -  This your ride, Chili?
yeah, karen knows him.	But you are interested?
lufkin. his... agent.	Yeah, Karen knows him.
oh, for christ's sake -	I know. I'm doing Shylock instead of a shylock. Okay, what's my motivation? The acquisition of money. To collect. Inflict pain if I have to.
yeah and i'm wondering, how did it go wrong? how did it all... slip away?	'It' didn't slip away, Martin, you did... when you went off to fuck Nicki in the middle of my birthday party.
really.	Yeah and I'm wondering, how did it go wrong? How did it all... slip away?
i'm sitting here, i'm looking at you and i'm having these flashes. you know, flashbacks, of memories.  of us.	Really.
karen. wow. look at you...	Hello, Martin.
arctic warrior, arctic warrior, arctic warrior. this is united states coastguard station north island. your radio check is affirmative. over.	Roger that, North Island. Arctic Warrior whiskey alpha sierra bravo four zero niner two. Over and out.
roger, north island. please advise pending further information. over.	Affirmative, Arctic Warrior. This is United States Coast Guard North Island Station. Over and out.
roger, arctic warrior. i say again, our records indicate the passenger vessel chimera was lost at sea. over.	Roger, North Island. Please advise pending further information. Over.
roger, north island. i am tied to the passenger vessel chimera. and she is afloat. repeat, she is afloat. over.	Roger, Arctic Warrior. I say again, our records indicate the passenger vessel Chimera was lost at sea. Over.
affirmative, arctic warrior. the vessel chimera was registered to the dobbins kirk line, halifax.  nova scotia. date of commission day nine month seven year one nine three two. over.	Roger, North Island. I am tied to the passenger vessel Chimera. And she is afloat. Repeat, she is afloat. Over.
north island, have you got any additional information? over.	Affirmative, Arctic Warrior. The vessel Chimera was registered to The Dobbins Kirk Line, Halifax.  Nova Scotia. Date of commission day nine month seven year one nine three two. Over.
arctic warrior, passenger vessel chimera was lost at sea day two month two year one nine five three.  over.	North Island, have you got any additional information? Over.
north island, please repeat? over.	Arctic Warrior, passenger vessel Chimera was lost at sea day two month two year one nine five three.  Over.
affirmative, arctic warrior. please advise your salvage authority pending registry check. over.	Roger, North Island. Arctic Warrior over and out.
passenger vessel "chimera." i will spell: charlie hotel india mary echo romeo alpha. no registry information is available at this time. i have determined to the best of my ability that the vessel has been abandoned on the high seas at position one seven four west, five seven north at...  two zero one four hours zulu time. over.	Affirmative, Arctic Warrior. Please advise your salvage authority pending registry check. Over.
what is the vessel name, registry, and present position? over.	Passenger vessel "Chimera." I will spell: charlie hotel india mary echo romeo alpha. No registry information is available at this time. I have determined to the best of my ability that the vessel has been abandoned on the high seas at position one seven four west, five seven north at...  Two zero one four hours zulu time. Over.
a passenger liner, north island. over.	What is the vessel name, registry, and present position? Over.
say again. over.	A passenger liner, north island. Over.
a passenger liner. over.	Say again. Over.
affirmative, arctic warrior. what type of vessel?	A passenger liner. Over.
north island, i wish to declare myself salvor-in-posession under section four two charlie of the international maritime convention.	Affirmative, Arctic Warrior. What type of vessel?
arctic warrior, arctic warrior, arctic warrior. this is united states coastguard station north island. over.	North Island, I wish to declare myself salvor-in-posession under section four two charlie of the International Maritime Convention.
you'd think on a ship this size there'd be something left to eat.	After fifty years there ain't nothin' left but shoe leather.
the turbine blew.	Lemme see, was that before or after the oil fire?
maybe you shoulda thought a that before you scuttled our boat.	The turbine blew.
when they find out what it's carrying, they may not be so interested in what's legal.	Maybe you shoulda thought a that before you scuttled our boat.
i don't know. tuesday?	Wrong. It's Friday.
what day is it?	I don't know. Tuesday?
i ain't no mechanic, just so you know.	You find anything that even looks like a compressor. I don't care what, grab it.
i need lag bolts, especially one inch standard. and sheet metal. preferably steel, about a sixteenth of an inch. aluminium, even tin'll do.	I ain't no mechanic, just so you know.
let's not be too hasty.	Yeah. Hell, what difference does it make if we report it now or later? We call this in now, gonna be Coastguard, FBI, who knows who, all over the place.
where's his boat, then? where's his crew? he ain't gonna be out here by himself, that's for damn sure.	She's so big somebody could come alongside her on the other side and we'd never know it.
yeah, but not as cold as those swedish girls you only gonna dream about.	We'll see who's dreamin', m'man.
what's so great about sweden?	It's a beautiful country. Very clean. Very civilized. And cold.
one minute i'm minding my own business, the next thing i know the whole place is burning up.  an oxygen tank must've blown on the welder. started an oil fire.	Looks like it took out the backup genny too.
damn mind of it's own.	Morning, skipper.
take it easy, dodge. it's only a piece of metal.	Damn mind of it's own.
fucker!	Take it easy, Dodge. It's only a piece of metal.
are you crazy? do you realize we got ourselves a ship? we own a ship, dodge.	Yeah, a ship that's supposed to have been lost at sea fifty years ago. You don't think that's just a little freaky?
that's what it says.	Lemme see.
what? you sure?	That's what it says.
sixty pounds.	What? You sure?
how about now?	Sixty pounds.
you think the extra strain caused it?	Nah. Everything was cool. It's just one of those things.
they shoulda thought of that when they let her float away.	I don't care what, ain't nobody just gonna let us walk away with a ship that size.
hypothetically speaking, what if we get this boat to sitka and find out somebody wants it back?	They shoulda thought of that when they let her float away.
looks like epps' gonna get some tonight.	With that coxswain dickhead.
hear that, dodge? epps don't think it's a problem.	I'll sleep good tonight knowing that.
get up.	Yeah, yeah.
what?	Get up.
dodge.  dodge.	What?
what say, epps? you up for some roasted albatross?	Why not?
did you?	Hell no. You think I'm crazy?
try wednesday.	Right. Wednesday.
other than the obvious, there's nothing wrong with him that i can see, not on the outside.	Then what the hell happened to him?
i don't know what else you'd call it. he's breathing on his own, but his pupils are completely blown out. he's totally unresponsive to pain.  what happened up there?	I heard a scream. When I got there I found him on the floor. He was having some kind of seizure. I didn't see anybody else.
a what?	I don't know what else you'd call it. He's breathing on his own, but his pupils are completely blown out. He's totally unresponsive to pain.  What happened up there?
i'm no doctor. but i'd say he's in a coma.	A what?
smokes?	Oh yeah.
pretty handy with that scatter gun, epps. you raised on a farm?	Seen a lota movies.
one guy isn't gonna be so stupid.	Maybe he isn't alone.
so we kill him?	I'm saying we gotta do whatever we gotta do to preserve our interest.
fifty million dollars. fifty million. we gonna let this guy just take it from us? one guy?	So we kill him?
maybe that is his boat.	Gimme a break.
light in those passages ain't so good.	I'm telling you, I saw somebody. I don't know who it was. But I saw somebody.
what're you crazy?	I like my job.
guess i'll just keep working.	What're you crazy?
what other choices have we got?	I tell you one thing, we're not gonna be towing no ship now.
this's gonna hurt a little.	Thanks for the warning -- Ow! Damn!
last thing we want is extra partners.	Or uninvited guests.
if this thing turns out to be a ship everybody thought sank a long time ago, we just hit the jackpot.	Yeah, well how the hell you get something like that wrong? That's a damn big boat. It's either sunk or it ain't.
nobody just scuttles a passenger liner either.	Ever heard of insurance, big boy?
ready?	Bring it on, dude.
then we'll all be doomed. any other questions?	Ready?
supposing one of those cables breaks under tow.	Then we'll all be doomed. Any other questions?
seeing as though a foot of one of these fuckers weighs about a hundred pounds, it ain't gonna be what you'd call easy.  any questions?	Supposing one of those cables breaks under tow.
out here? what, so a seven hundred foot passenger liner drifted out of spokane harbor and nobody managed to bump into her until now?	Somebody's probably looking for her as we speak.
probably slipped her moorings, got tangled up in a current.	Out here? What, so a seven hundred foot passenger liner drifted out of Spokane harbor and nobody managed to bump into her until now?
you think that's funny	No.
yeah.	You think that's funny
roger?	Yeah.
roger.	Roger?
maureen.	Maureen?
what?	Maureen.
maureen.	What?
it just occurred to me i don't know your first name. all this time and i don't know it.	Maureen.
what?	It just occurred to me I don't know your first name. All this time and I don't know it.
what is your first name?	What?
why not.	What is your first name?
one more?	Why not.
where from?	Amidships starboard at the beam. Just under the waterline. I don't think it's a problem.
don't fall asleep.	Right.
sorry.	Don't fall asleep.
you're late.	Sorry.
tomorrow we'll see if we can't find some line and tackle. use some of those bodies below decks for bait.	There's a charming thought.
we'll stand the watch on deck tonight. you're up first.	Right.
then you're a lucky man.	We'll stand the watch on deck tonight. You're up first.
i don't figure there's much i want money can't buy.	Then you're a lucky man.
if money can buy what he wants.	I don't figure there's much I want money can't buy.
that oughta buy a man pretty much anything he wants.	If money can buy what he wants.
what the hell happened!	Turbine chamber on number two must've blown! Took out part of the hull!
you better get down here right now! we're taking water! big time!	What the hell happened!
yeah.	You better get down here right now! We're taking water! Big time!
conveniently enough for you.	Look, I didn't touch it. Alright?
i didn't touch the fucking radio!  ever occur to you there's somebody else on that boat, skipper?	Conveniently enough for you.
i didn't touch the fucking radio.	I didn't touch the fucking radio!  Ever occur to you there's somebody else on that boat, skipper?
you didn't want us calling anybody. too liable to ruin your big payday.	I didn't touch the fucking radio.
what the fuck -- ?	You didn't want us calling anybody. Too liable to ruin your big payday.
don't lie to me!	What the fuck -- ?
what?!	Don't lie to me!
you smashed it!	What?!
take it easy, willya? what about the radio?!	You smashed it!
the radio. oh, yeah, the radio.	Take it easy, willya? What about the radio?!
the radio!	The radio. Oh, yeah, the radio.
maybe you can tell me then.	The radio!
i think you know.	Maybe you can tell me then.
i don't know what you're talking about?	I think you know.
just what the hell do you think you're doing?!	I don't know what you're talking about?
there's no way we're gonna hide a few thousand pounds of gold from the coastguard here. besides, it'll be safer where it is.	With all due respect, skipper.  Part of that up there's mine. I'd kinda like to have a little say in what happens to it.
for starters, getting that gold off the ship. what they don't know about isn't gonna bother them.	There's no way we're gonna hide a few thousand pounds of gold from the Coastguard here. Besides, it'll be safer where it is.
what do you propose?	For starters, getting that gold off the ship. What they don't know about isn't gonna bother them.
yeah, well. the truth is one thing. when there's more than a few hundred million dollars involved, that's a whole new deal.	What do you propose?
i guess the best strategy's just to tell them the truth.	Yeah, well. The truth is one thing. When there's more than a few hundred million dollars involved, that's a whole new deal.
well, they're gonna be asking a lot of questions. about us. about those bodies. about the gold. seems like we oughta be prepared is all.	I guess the best strategy's just to tell them the truth.
how do you mean?	Well, they're gonna be asking a lot of questions. About us. About those bodies. About the gold. Seems like we oughta be prepared is all.
so. i got a question. just from a, you know, purely technical standpoint. we call the coastguard.  coastguard shows up. what exactly is the plan?	How do you mean?
on a passenger ship in 1953?	If they knew what they were carrying.
it was a man's voice. repeating some sort of children's rhyme. i don't know, it didn't make any sense. you didn't hear it?	Not me.
what is it?	I think you better see this for yourself.
you better get down here quick, skipper. i'm on "c" deck. cabin 400.	What is it?
murphy.	You better get down here quick, skipper. I'm on "C" deck. Cabin 400.
dodge to murphy.	Murphy.
do what you need to do. just do it fast.	Right.
i might be able to find something on the ship. but it's gonna take time.	Do what you need to do. Just do it fast.
can't you use something else?	I might be able to find something on the ship. But it's gonna take time.
that'd be my guess.	So whoever did this might still be around.
damn barbaric is what it is.	Could be meant as a warning.
bodies're too fresh.	Fresh ain't the first word that comes to mind.
if he's reasonable, maybe we can make some kind of deal. if not. we'll have to re-consider our options.	Yeah, reconsider fucking his shit up.
what if that fucker finds it before we're ready to go?	We'll stand a watch. Four on, eight off. Low man first.
and what do you propose? that we knock this guy off?	Why not? Why the fuck not?
i say fuck the motherfucker. we're a professional salvage crew going about our business. what's some yahoo doing way out here by himself anyway?	And what do you propose? That we knock this guy off?
bullshit. that boat hasn't made steam for fifty years. we found her. she's ours.	Not in the eyes of the law.
if somebody's aboard her already, she ain't ours. she's theirs.	Bullshit. That boat hasn't made steam for fifty years. We found her. She's ours.
sounds like the hull.	Warm water current maybe, making the metal expand.
dreamin's all any of you're gonna be doing if we don't get this boat running.	Yeah, yeah.
i'm buyin' me a nice outrigger. spend my time hauling rich seattle business men through the puget.	How about you Epps?
yeah, yeah. i'm on it.	The sooner we get under way, the sooner we are to spending what's ours.
you gotta be kidding? what the hell we need that tub for, we got fifty million bucks?	So we get a little more for the boat. Besides, the gold'll be safer where it is.
then we're rich. we're damn, filthy stinking rich.	It looks like it.
a salvage claim to a vessel's cargo's as valid as a claim to the vessel itself. it's ours.	Then we're rich. We're damn, filthy stinking rich.
so what're we gonna do. that's the big question, right?	A salvage claim to a vessel's cargo's as valid as a claim to the vessel itself. It's ours.
or somebody stopped them.	Either way, they must've had a pretty good reason.
didn't happen yesterday, i'll tell you that. torn parts rusted bad as the rest of the boat.	Then it happened before they scuttled her.
what, you think there's something funny about it?	A ship with fifty million dollars in gold aboard, adrift? And nobody seems to care enough to come looking for it?
it's a hell of a lot of money.	What, you think there's something funny about it?
went aboard.	She take a radio?
obviously it's some kind of screw up. the shipping records aren't a hundred percent accurate.	Man, it gives me the creeps. We got no business towing a ship that size anyway. I say we fix the turbines and hit the highway.
goddamit, dodge.	What do you want me to tell you, that we can throw this sucker back in and start pulling her like nothing happened? Can't do it, skipper.
three, four days.	Goddamit, Dodge.
how long?	Three, four days.
i gotta pull the blades and re-seat everything in a new rotor -- .	How long?
how long, then?	I gotta pull the blades and re-seat everything in a new rotor -- .
it's a full 2500 horses down. we couldn't drag that boat down hill on ice with it.	How long, then?
what about running number two by itself?	It's a full 2500 horses down. We couldn't drag that boat down hill on ice with it.
i'm telling you, you don't want to be running that fan like it is.	What about running number two by itself?
we gotta get outa here, dodge. a storm blows up and we're history.	I'm telling you, you don't want to be running that fan like it is.
hard to say.	We gotta get outa here, Dodge. A storm blows up and we're history.
but how long?	Hard to say.
the right way and the wrong way.	But how long?
i know i know, two ways to do anything --	The right way and the wrong way.
like i always say --	I know I know, two ways to do anything --
how much longer's that gonna take?	Like I always say --
metal's crystallized. gotta replace the whole deal.	How much longer's that gonna take?
i thought you said it was just a blade.	Metal's crystallized. Gotta replace the whole deal.
turbine rotor's shot.	I thought you said it was just a blade.
what's this?	Turbine rotor's shot.
how long to fix?	Hard to say. I gotta get in there and have a look. At least a couple days. Depending.
the number one turbine's pretty well trashed. number two runs, but it's way underpowered.	How long to fix?
what is it?	Threw a turbine blade.
mother fucker!	What is it?
with a little extra fuel, weather permitting, we should make sitka in five days without another stop.	Sounds reasonable.
it's a bloody navigation hazard. one boat can't control a ship that size.	The damn thing's been floating around for God knows how long and it hasn't hit anything yet. So we take it easy. A little of the old push pull.
if you get it back in one piece.	It's a risk I'm willing to take.
you have any idea how much a ship like that could be worth in salvage? the fittings alone could go for a few million.	If you get it back in one piece.
yeah, from one side of the harbor to the other. but we got half the bering sea and the whole alaskan gulf to drag her over.	You have any idea how much a ship like that could be worth in salvage? The fittings alone could go for a few million.
what the hell would a freighter be doing up here? it's way out of the lanes. there's not a port for 800 miles.	Smugglers maybe.
you aren't jealous, are you dodge?	Are you kidding me? Jealous? Epps? Gimme a break.
i can't believe you. dodge's dead and all you can think about is cashing in your share.	I didn't sign up to go home empty handed. And I sure ain't gonna roll over for the freaky motherfucker did this.
what?	Nothing. Let's get outa here.
yeah. fine. i just thought i heard something is all.	What?
you okay?	Yeah. Fine. I just thought I heard something is all.
i don't even want to know what that's gonna taste like now.	Better than starving to death.
sudden flashes of light.	I feel fine.
lights?	Sudden flashes of light.
headache, nausea, lights?	Lights?
no.	Headache, nausea, lights?
any dizziness?	No.
stay away. or else.	Because of the gold.
coffee.	You're a pal.
what'd he look like?	Maybe six feet. Lanky. I didn't get a good look. He was far away. But I saw him. I saw him as sure as you're standing there.
that's a good thing?	Hell, yeah. I like it cold. Colder the better.
that's what i call a payday.	Hell yeah.
two hundred twenty two kilograms of solid gold.	That's what I call a payday.
then why didn't they take it.	Probably didn't have time.
you mean, before she sank.	Cargo like this could make a crew think twice.
looks like one hell of a stick up his ass.	He'd let you off at the nearest port, that's for sure.
could be a fishing boat.	Too big. More like a freighter.
showed him a hell of a lot more than that.	I bet you did.
show your tatoos to that coxswain last night, did you epps?	Showed him a hell of a lot more than that.
morning everybody.	Show your tatoos to that coxswain last night, did you Epps?
what's slow?	Maybe twenty gallons an hour.
i don't give a damn about the gold.	I wish I could believe that. Either way, you know what I've done. I've got no choice.
i think maybe you been on this boat a little too long, with all that supernatural mumbo jumbo. there's nothing supernatural about greed. and that's what it comes down to, pure and simple.	I don't give a damn about the gold.
it's a trap. there was no way we were gonna get away with that gold. nobody ever does. it's just the bait. this ship sucks people in and it never lets them out.	I think maybe you been on this boat a little too long, with all that supernatural mumbo jumbo. There's nothing supernatural about greed. And that's what it comes down to, pure and simple.
i know a little bit about human nature and what i've seen only confirms that.	It's a trap. There was no way we were gonna get away with that gold. Nobody ever does. It's just the bait. This ship sucks people in and it never lets them out.
it's the ship. the ship's making you think this way.	I know a little bit about human nature and what I've seen only confirms that.
i think i see it pretty well.	It's the ship. The ship's making you think this way.
murphy, don't you see what's happening?	I think I see it pretty well.
i didn't want it to turn out this way.	Murphy, don't you see what's happening?
and now you're gonna kill me, is that it?	I didn't want it to turn out this way.
the way i figure it, it was them or me. i thought putting dodge up on that pipe was a nice touch? bought a little time. made it look like whoever killed those greeks was still around. but it's just us on this ship. us and your... spirit friends.	And now you're gonna kill me, is that it?
so you killed them?	The way I figure it, it was them or me. I thought putting Dodge up on that pipe was a nice touch? Bought a little time. Made it look like whoever killed those Greeks was still around. But it's just us on this ship. Us and your... spirit friends.
it was only a matter of time before somebody killed somebody.  you saw it coming as well as i did. dodge had his plans, starting with scuttling the boat. and greer too, except he went nuts. couldn't take it, i guess. could've happened in the middle of downtown anchorage. but did it make him any less dangerous? i don't think so.	So you killed them?
you killed them.	It was only a matter of time before somebody killed somebody.  You saw it coming as well as I did. Dodge had his plans, starting with scuttling the boat. And Greer too, except he went nuts. Couldn't take it, I guess. Could've happened in the middle of downtown Anchorage. But did it make him any less dangerous? I don't think so.
we're in an island chain. it's only a matter of time before we hit another one.	Greer's gone. He broke out of the tank.
what?	We're in an island chain. It's only a matter of time before we hit another one.
we hit land.	What?
what happened?	We hit land.
if the weather holds it might not be so bad.	It's not the weather I'm worried about. The wrong current could drag us as far as the Aleutians before we come across another boat.
hard to say which is worse, staying here or taking our chances in open water.	If the weather holds it might not be so bad.
they went crazy.	Crazy with greed. Not crazy. Not like him.
maybe it was more than that.	They went crazy.
over the gold.	Maybe it was more than that.
could be a stroke. who knows?  the general log said the crew were fighting among themselves. "like wild dogs."	Over the gold.
what do you think?	Could be a stroke. Who knows?  The general log said the crew were fighting among themselves. "Like wild dogs."
what do we do with him?	Leave him till we can get some help.  From now on, nobody comes down here.
epps? you there?	Right here.
nope.	He's not on deck and I can't raise him on the radio.
either of you seen dodge?	Nope.
epps, over.	Either of you seen Dodge?
murphy to epps.	Epps, over.
why you? how come the rest of us haven't seen these people?	Just lucky I guess.
i don't know.	Why you? How come the rest of us haven't seen these people?
what's that supposed to mean?	I don't know.
she said the ship was evil. that we had to leave right away. that if we didn't, we might never leave.	What's that supposed to mean?
more than just a mutiny. more than just the gold.	She said the ship was evil. That we had to leave right away. That if we didn't, we might never leave.
that much i think we've already established.	More than just a mutiny. More than just the gold.
something bad happened here, murphy.	That much I think we've already established.
victims of what?	Something bad happened here, Murphy.
no. i think they are, were, just passengers. innocent victims.	Victims of what?
maybe it was one of them did the handy work on those greeks.	No. I think they are, were, just passengers. Innocent victims.
what happened.	Maybe it was one of them did the handy work on those Greeks.
showing you what?	What happened.
maybe hallucination is the wrong word. it was more than that. as though they were showing me.	Showing you what?
what, like some kind of ghost?	I don't know what else you'd call her. One second she was there, the next she was gone.
not our mystery guest again.	No. Someone else. A girl.  I'm not sure she was... real.
when you found me yesterday, at the pool. i'd seen... something.  someone.	Not our mystery guest again.
i don't know, are we?	When you found me yesterday, at the pool. I'd seen... something.  Someone.
are we smart enough to avoid that?	I don't know, are we?
never mind. before your time.  i think at least some of the crew went a little nuts. the usual stuff that happens when people stumble on a fortune. equal parts greed and paranoia, usually resulting in homicide. what happened after that is anybody's guess. but, judging by our greek friends down below, it doesn't look like the last time.	Are we smart enough to avoid that?
the what?	Never mind. Before your time.  I think at least some of the crew went a little nuts. The usual stuff that happens when people stumble on a fortune. Equal parts greed and paranoia, usually resulting in homicide. What happened after that is anybody's guess. But, judging by our Greek friends down below, it doesn't look like the last time.
i guess that's the sixty four thousand dollar question, isn't it?	The what?
what do you think happened on this boat?	I guess that's the sixty four thousand dollar question, isn't it?
wish i could say the same.	What do you think happened on this boat?
couldn't sleep.	Wish I could say the same.
hey.	Couldn't sleep.
hey.	Hey.
it's not gonna hold us.	Doesn't matter.
it's a good bet they'll be asking a lot of questions when they get here too.	Let 'em ask. This ship's legally ours now.
maybe the other ship took the worst of it.	If it was a ship she hit.
but where's the damage?	Maybe the other ship took the worst of it.
the page's missing. then their sos was real.	But where's the damage?
collision? with what?	The page's missing. Then their SOS was real.
"their lacking diligence has undoubtedly caused the collision. distress calls have been made."	Collision? With what?
must not've been the captain's entry. he was probably out of the picture by then.	"Their lacking diligence has undoubtedly caused the collision. Distress calls have been made."
the same day she supposedly went down.	Must not've been the captain's entry. He was probably out of the picture by then.
february first.	The same day she supposedly went down.
"the crew have gone mad with greed and fight among themselves like wild dogs over fresh kill."	February first.
smashed it up pretty bad.	But, who -- ?
somebody took it out of commission last night.	Smashed it up pretty bad.
what?	Somebody took it out of commission last night.
the ah... the radio's out.	What?
if they were close enough to shore, they probably figured they could get away in the lifeboats.	Only something must've gone wrong.
you're saying they mutinied for the gold?	If they were close enough to shore, they probably figured they could get away in the lifeboats.
they're dead in the water that morning. four hours later the captain's relieved of his command. and that evening they issue a general sos.	Possibly false. Hence the IMA record of being lost at sea. I don't think mutiny's out of the question here.
no. i'll try again later.	They're dead in the water that morning. Four hours later the captain's relieved of his command. And that evening they issue a general SOS.
same. any luck?	No. I'll try again later.
how's he doing?	Same. Any luck?
he needs a doctor.	I'll call us in. Dodge, see how many signal flares you can scrounge up.  Keep an eye on him.
greer?	I don't know. No. Not Greer. Somebody.
just before i heard him yell there was somebody on the radio.	Greer?
you just shoot at something?	Yeah. Just a bird. Just a stupid bird.
epps.	You just shoot at something?
murphy to epps.	Epps.
got your light?	Yup.
no cowboy shit up there, understand?	No cowboy shit. Right.
guess that'd be me. again.	Dodge, get on that turbine. I don't care if you don't sleep for a week. The sooner you're done, the sooner we can get out of here. How's the food situation?
so, we find this guy and make a deal with him.	We don't exactly have the best bargaining position.
you sure it wasn't me?	It wasn't you. It was somebody else. There's somebody else aboard.
of course i'm sure. i saw him.	You sure it wasn't me?
are you sure?	Of course I'm sure. I saw him.
i saw him. just a minute ago. some guy.	Are you sure?
what? what the hell're you talking about.	I saw him. Just a minute ago. Some guy.
there's somebody else on this boat.	What? What the hell're you talking about.
what guy?	There's somebody else on this boat.
the guy. he just came this way.	What guy?
who?	The guy. He just came this way.
did you see him?	Who?
take it easy, you'll live longer.	Did you see him?
why not call for help?	For now the best thing we can do is to keep quiet about this.
maybe they didn't want it back. maybe the whole fat deal was insured.	Maybe. But there's always somebody whose interest's at stake.
you're more practical than superstitious.	Only way to be.
i think we'd be surprised where a drifting ship might wind up with a little wind and the right current.	You're more practical than superstitious.
you think she's sailing without a crew?	I think we'd be surprised where a drifting ship might wind up with a little wind and the right current.
nobody knows. there've been a lot of theories, of course. but we'll never really know for sure.	You think she's sailing without a crew?
so what did happen?	Nobody knows. There've been a lot of theories, of course. But we'll never really know for sure.
she was a two-masted brig boat sailing out of new york in 1872.  one day she was sighted off the coast of portugal by a merchant vessel, the dei gratia. as the crew of the dei gratia got closer, they discovered that no one was at the helm of the mary celeste. on boarding, they found her completely deserted. the captain, his wife, their daughter, and the entire crew, all gone. the last entry in their log made no mention of any trouble. the table was even set for dinner. and in the nine days after the last entry, she sailed 700 miles without anyone aboard.	So what did happen?
nope.	She was a two-masted brig boat sailing out of New York in 1872.  One day she was sighted off the coast of Portugal by a merchant vessel, the Dei Gratia. As the crew of the Dei Gratia got closer, they discovered that no one was at the helm of the Mary Celeste. On boarding, they found her completely deserted. The captain, his wife, their daughter, and the entire crew, all gone. The last entry in their log made no mention of any trouble. The table was even set for dinner. And in the nine days after the last entry, she sailed 700 miles without anyone aboard.
ever heard of the mary celeste?	Nope.
her destination was halifax, yeah.	Well, suppose she got a little further north than she should have.  Got stuck in the ice. The passengers and crew evacuated. She froze into the ice pack, which moved further north, where it froze in solid. They write it off. Fifty years later, the whole global warming thing happens. The ice melts, she gets loose and floats around til somebody runs into her.
she was sailing up north, right?	Her destination was Halifax, yeah.
some charts. a crew manifest.  looks like her last voyage was january 1953. the question is where the hell's she been since.	She was sailing up north, right?
what'd you find up there?	Some charts. A crew manifest.  Looks like her last voyage was January 1953. The question is where the hell's she been since.
yeah. thanks.	What'd you find up there?
coffee?	Yeah. Thanks.
the law's on our side. if they want to challenge it, let them try.	They must've scuttled it. Nobody just lets a ship float away.
go on.	Salvage fees on a vessel like this could come in around four million bucks. At least. Who knows, could be more. Could be a lot more.  What I'm proposing is... we split it four ways.
candy?	It's my pen name.
nobody's going anywhere with that gold now. anybody tries to board, we'll know about it.  you can do what you want, greer. but neither of us is gonna risk saving your ass down here if it comes to that.	Fine with me.
you think whoever did this is reasonable?	All I'm saying is that gold's worth a lot more to us now than it ever was.
now hold up just a minute. let's be reasonable here.	You think whoever did this is reasonable?
leave it.	Now hold up just a minute. Let's be reasonable here.
what about the gold?	Leave it.
so whoever did this now has our shotgun.	Doesn't look like it much matters.
can't find the shotgun.	So whoever did this now has our shotgun.
he took the shotgun and a light.	Must've heard something below deck and went down to check it out.
we're still drifting.	The mooring hasn't come taught.
a what?	Government weather. It's got a transmitter aboard.
it's a noaa buoy.	A what?
shut up.	Must be a little too the truth, eh Dodge?
gettin' a little hot under the collar, i'd say.	Shut up.
we ain't exactly in what you'd call your high traffic neighborhood either.	The coast guard has our last position. They'll send somebody out soon enough. A ship this size you can't exactly miss.
we're not gonna be able to pump it!	Alright. Everybody grab your gear! This' is where we get off!
we heard you scream. any idea what you might've seen?	I wish I could tell you. I'd be real interested to know myself.
oh, man.	We heard you scream. Any idea what you might've seen?
dodge found you out cold in one of the cabins.	Oh, man.
say what?	Dodge found you out cold in one of the cabins.
you've been out for about a day.	Say what?
last thing i remember i was aboard the chimera. down somewhere in there scavenging around.	You've been out for about a day.
you don't remember?	Last thing I remember I was aboard the Chimera. Down somewhere in there scavenging around.
what happened?	You don't remember?
how're you feeling?	Lost my sea legs.
drink up then.	How're you feeling?
never been more thirsty in my life.	Drink up then.
maybe epps's mystery man had something to do with it.	Maybe.
greek citizen. merchant navy.  obviously we aren't the first to come across this ship. they probably stumbled across it just like we did.	And look what happened.
ho-ly shit.	Couldn't have happened much more than a month ago.
pretty low all around.	We'll have to take it easy then. I don't think we'll find much aboard the ship, but it's probably worth looking around.
i say we off-load some of that gold now.	Would you hold on just a minute here, please? Look, there's no reason to panic now. Epps saw somebody. Fine. It's a big boat.  Chances're real good he doesn't even know about the gold. If we stay cool, nobody'll be the wiser.  The gold stays where it is til we're ready to go. Like I said, it'll be a hell of a lot safer there than here.
let's just take it easy here, alright? nobody's gonna kill anybody.	Supposing he wants to get bad with us?
i don't know.	Let's just take it easy here, alright? Nobody's gonna kill anybody.
greer?	Moving to Sweden.
fifty million four ways. that's twelve million and change a piece.  what you gonna do with your share, skipper?	Not much at all, I guess. Retire. Live out my golden years and all that.
we could call for help.	And get a bunch of fools sniffin' around here?
what now?	We could call for help.
i heard that.	Dodge, you gotta get on those repairs.
yeah, but we still gotta haul that big piece of shit all the way back to sitka.	It's worth the effort. Believe me. Besides we're gonna need her to prove the salvage.
so what? we gonna unload the gold and get a move on?	We leave it where it is. Stick to the plan.
if they thought it was lost at sea, they probably just wrote it off.	Not for fifty million. An ocean liner maybe. But fifty million in gold, they come looking for.
hard to say. maybe forty, fifty million.	Ho, baby!
how much you figure that's worth, skipper?	Hard to say. Maybe forty, fifty million.
you're up late.	Guess I must've fallen back to sleep. Where's Epps?
morning.	You're up late.
some classy tub in it's day, huh?	Yeah.
all we got to do is hit some rough weather and you can forget about it.	So we cut her loose and wait it out. A little weather couldn't be anything she hasn't seen before.
you mean tow her back? that's a thirty thousand ton ship you're talking about.	We've done it before.
whatever the reason, she's adrift and abandoned. we've got every right to salvage her.	You mean tow her back? That's a thirty thousand ton ship you're talking about.
murphy, goddamit.	Sorry.
how's that?	Besides a little rust, everything's pretty well-preserved.
it's funny.	How's that?
call the coastguard?	Steer to one eight five. Let's check her out.
too deep to anchor out there.	Looks like it's adrift.
i been watching it for close to an hour and it hasn't moved. i can't raise it on the radio either. makes me think it might be in trouble.	Alright. I'll be right up.
there's a large vessel out about ten miles to the north-west.	I been watching it for close to an hour and it hasn't moved. I can't raise it on the radio either. Makes me think it might be in trouble.
yeah.	There's a large vessel out about ten miles to the north-west.
red sky at night, sailor's delight.	Red sky in morning, sailor take warning.
you got that right.	Better than "making hamburger for Mickey D."
i must be in the wrong business.	You got that right.
he'll sell the scrap for three times what he paid.	I must be in the wrong business.
not bad for dragging a leaky tub half way to russia.	He'll sell the scrap for three times what he paid.
let the buyer beware.	What do you say, Dodge?
of course they did.	Let the buyer beware.
the number nine on the starboard side's half flooded. epps says it's a slow leak just under the waterline, about twenty gallons an hour. they must've pumped it before we left sitka.	Of course they did.
go.	The number nine on the starboard side's half flooded. Epps says it's a slow leak just under the waterline, about twenty gallons an hour. They must've pumped it before we left Sitka.
greer to murphy.	Go.
you got about two seconds to get your paws off me, tarzan.	Or what?
these ladies was having themselves a discussion and you're interrupting it.	You got about two seconds to get your paws off me, Tarzan.
i heard you. but i'm choosing to ignore you. epps, let's go.	These ladies was having themselves a discussion and you're interrupting it.
didn't you hear me, grandpa? or you got your hearing aid turned down?	I heard you. But I'm choosing to ignore you. Epps, let's go.
as i said, what seems to be the trouble?	Didn't you hear me, grandpa? Or you got your hearing aid turned down?
whyn't you mind your own business, chief.	As I said, what seems to be the trouble?
what seems to be the trouble, ladies?	Whyn't you mind your own business, chief.
you're kidding, right?	You want fair pay, make hamburger for Mickey D. Otherwise, please to sign.
twenty. you knock off twenty and then we see. after my guy looks at it.	You're kidding, right?
fifteen, at the most.	Twenty. You knock off twenty and then we see. After my guy looks at it.
that cost me twenty grand at least.	Fifteen, at the most.
you pump it out and re-seam the hull, she'll be good as new.	That cost me twenty grand at least.
no, no. you got leak.	You pump it out and re-seam the hull, she'll be good as new.
you got a leak in the number nine compartment.	No, no. You got leak.
what's this?	You got a leak in the number nine compartment.
better late than never.	What's this?
i thought you say tuesday.	Better late than never.
but i can't --	JUST DO IT!
what's wrong with you?! tell him i'm not here!	But I can't --
i just buzzed him in.	What's wrong with you?! Tell him I'm not here!
what do you mean "on his way up"!?	I just buzzed him in.
actually, i was just checking to see if you were here - your friend seymour is on his way up.	What do you mean "on his way up"!?
i-i'm not sure... yeah, maybe.	Actually, I was just checking to see if you were here - your friend Seymour is on his way up.
she understands what you're going through and she really wants to help you. she says that job at computer station is still available if you want it.	I-I'm not sure... yeah, maybe.
i was in a horrible mood - tell her not to worry, i'll be completely out of her life in a few days.	She understands what you're going through and she really wants to help you. She says that job at Computer Station is still available if you want it.
yeah, i heard about that.	I was in a horrible mood - tell her not to worry, I'll be completely out of her life in a few days.
about what?	Yeah, I heard about that.
are you going to yell at me?	About what?
pumpkin, are you in there?	Are you going to yell at me?
what?	Well... as you know, Maxine and I have been seeing a lot of each other, and we decided it might be a good idea for all of us if she came back here to live at the end of the Summer, just so we can all get to know each other and to make sure this is what we want.
i've got some important news to tell you, but it can wait till later if you're not feeling...	What?
it's nothing -- it's just some hormonal thing... don't worry about it...	I've got some important news to tell you, but it can wait till later if you're not feeling...
pumpkin? what's wrong?	Nothing.
well, maxine thinks she can get you a sales job at computer station. normally you have to have references and at least two years of experience, but she thinks she can convince them.	Tell her to forget it - I don't need her help.
i guess.	Well, Maxine thinks she can get you a sales job at Computer Station. Normally you have to have references and at least two years of experience, but she thinks she can convince them.
are you still looking for a job?	I guess.
what is it now?	Are you still looking for a job?
i have some good news for you, pumpkin.	What is it now?
i made spaghetti. do you want some?	I-I really have to get up early for class tomorrow.
hi.  look, i'm kind of tired - i think i'll go to bed.	I made spaghetti. Do you want some?
yup.	God, how horrifying.
not the maxine?	Yup.
maxine.	Not the Maxine?
yes.	Maxine.
give up?	YES.
who?	Give up?
someone from the past.	Who?
how should i know?	Someone from the past.
guess.	How should I know?
who?	Guess.
did i tell you who i ran into at the bagel place?	Who?
look at me -- i'm not even listening to a word you're saying.	Did I tell you who I ran into at the bagel place?
well, i think it's good to keep all your options open. you can always enroll for the winter quarter.  you could even live here and go to the city college part time, and still get a job if you wanted to.	Look at me -- I'm not even listening to a word you're saying.
look, i told you i'm not going to college.	Well, I think it's good to keep all your options open. You can always enroll for the winter quarter.  You could even live here and go to the city college part time, and still get a job if you wanted to.
it's tough to find a good job without any kind of training.	Look, I told you I'm not going to college.
will you get off my back for once?	It's tough to find a good job without any kind of training.
nope. what are you making, pancakes?	Not if I don't find that goddamn spatula.
have you seen my blue spatula?	Nope. What are you making, pancakes?
enid and i were just friends. you know... we feel comfortable around each other... she really likes my old records and...	I can't believe this! I thought at the very least a guy like you would never pull this kind of shit on me!
please tell me it isn't that teenager!	Enid and I were just friends. You know... we feel comfortable around each other... she really likes my old records and...
i-i honestly never intended for this to happen...	Please tell me it isn't that teenager!
it's just that i feel like it's maybe not a good idea for us to keep going out.	I-I honestly never intended for this to happen...
what are you trying to say?	It's just that I feel like it's maybe not a good idea for us to keep going out.
i uh... i feel that i need to uh -- there's something i feel i have to say... i uh, i've never said this to anyone before -- believe me, i've stayed in horrible relationships for years just so i wouldn't have to do this, but i uh...	What are you trying to say?
hey... so, what brings you down here?	I uh... I feel that I need to uh -- there's something I feel I have to say... I uh, I've never said this to anyone before -- believe me, I've stayed in horrible relationships for years just so I wouldn't have to do this, but I uh...
oh -- please - don't let me interrupt finish your phone call.	We're almost done.  Hi. Yeah... no, it's excluded. They've already paid the earnest money... well, let them bring it up if they notice it at the final walk through. Right, great, sounds good!
seymour! hello! what are you doing here?	Oh -- please - don't let me interrupt finish your phone call.
dana! hi!  uh, dana... this is enid...	Hello...
seymour?... uh... hello... i guess i'm a little early...	Dana! Hi!  Uh, Dana... this is Enid...
uh, no. i missed that one. but what do i know? i like laurel and hardy movies.	Really? I never really cared for those. Why does the fat one always have to be so mean to the skinny one?
i'm so excited to see this film - dustoffvarnya is such a brilliant director! did you see his last film, the flower that drank the moon? it was simply glorious!	Uh, no. I missed that one. But what do I know? I like Laurel and Hardy movies.
oh, all right... party-pooper! just let me put a few things away.	I'm so excited to see this film - Dustoffvarnya is such a brilliant director! Did you see his last film, The Flower That Drank The Moon? It was simply glorious!
hey, it's nearly nine already - we're gonna have to leave now if we're going to make that movie.	Oh, all right... Party-pooper! Just let me put a few things away.
don't be silly, anyone can dance. here, just follow me... watch my feet.	No, really I --
uh, well, that's okay - i don't dance, heh, heh...	Don't be silly, anyone can dance. Here, just follow me... watch my feet.
oh, i just love this song! isn't it great? doesn't it make you want to dance? c'mon!	Uh, well, that's okay - I don't dance, heh, heh...
was it bosnia? i forget...  it's so sad, the tragedy of an entire country eloquently captured in the face of one little boy.  a soul/funk song starts up on the radio that catches her attention. she goes over and turns it up.	Oh, I just love this song! Isn't it great? Doesn't it make you want to dance? C'mon!
yeah ... where is this? bosnia?	Was it Bosnia? I forget...  It's so sad, the tragedy of an entire country eloquently captured in the face of one little boy.  A Soul/Funk song starts up on the radio that catches her attention. She goes over and turns it up.
here we are... it's mocha mint from lickety splits. oh, isn't that photograph just heart-rending?	Yeah ... where is this? Bosnia?
oh i love to cook. i guess most women wouldn't invite a man over on the first date, but i believe you should trust your instincts. when i talked to you on the phone you just seemed so... i don't know... harmless. ready for ice cream?	Here we are... it's mocha mint from Lickety Splits. Oh, isn't that photograph just heart-rending?
that was great - jeez, thanks again for cooking all this.	Oh I love to cook. I guess most women wouldn't invite a man over on the first date, but I believe you should trust your instincts. When I talked to you on the phone you just seemed so... I don't know... harmless. Ready for ice cream?
but... can i still get that scholarship to the art academy?	I'm sorry, Enid - you have to be an official high school graduate before I can nominate you.  I had to give it to someone else...  But I'm sure next year I can --
well they're forcing me to give you a non-passing grade in the class because of what happened at the exhibition... but don't worry -- i'm sure i'll be able to get you your diploma in the fall!	But... can I still get that scholarship to the Art Academy?
help me what?	Well they're forcing me to give you a non-passing grade in the class because of what happened at the exhibition... but don't worry -- I'm sure I'll be able to get you your diploma in the Fall!
oh my goodness... well, the whole thing is just ridiculous, and as soon as the school board is back in session next fall i'm going to do everything i can to help you.	Help me what?
i didn't check my messages...	Oh my goodness... well, the whole thing is just ridiculous, and as soon as the school board is back in session next Fall I'm going to do everything I can to help you.
didn't principal jaffee call you?	I didn't check my messages...
huh?	Didn't Principal Jaffee call you?
the whole business with the art show and the newspaper -- it's absolutely --	Huh?
what do you mean?	The whole business with the art show and the newspaper -- it's absolutely --
enid! i'm so sorry about what happened.	What do you mean?
i...	Let me know as soon as you can, Enid. This could be a great thing for you.
well, yes...	I...
i dunno... would i have to take classes and stuff?	Well, yes...
so what do you think?	I dunno... Would I have to take classes and stuff?
...wow...	So what do you think?
as far as i know it includes housing and meals and everything... it is really quite an offer...	...wow...
hmm.	As far as I know it includes housing and meals and everything... it is really quite an offer...
well, i know this is really short notice, but i got a call from a very close friend at the academy of art & design and she tells me that i'm allowed to place one student from your graduating class in a one year scholarship program... and, well, i hope you don't mind, enid, but i took the liberty of submitting your name.	Hmm.
i'm not really sure - working, i guess...	Well, I know this is really short notice, but I got a call from a very close friend at the Academy of Art & Design and she tells me that I'm allowed to place one student from your graduating class in a one year scholarship program... and, well, I hope you don't mind, Enid, but I took the liberty of submitting your name.
don't worry - it's nothing bad. i was just wondering what your plans were for next year?	I'm not really sure - working, I guess...
uh-oh.	Don't worry - it's nothing bad. I was just wondering what your plans were for next year?
enid, can i talk to you for a minute?	Uh-oh.
and how does an image like this help us to see that?	I'm not sure... I mean...  I guess because when we see something like this it seems really shocking and we have to figure out why it's so shocking?
it's complicated... i guess i'm trying to show how racism used to -- more out in the open and now it's hidden, or something...	And how does an image like this help us to see that?
and how do you think this addresses the subject of racism?	It's complicated... I guess I'm trying to show how racism used to -- more out in the open and now it's hidden, or something...
well, no - it's more like a "found art object."	And how do you think this addresses the subject of racism?
did you actually do this painting?	Well, no - it's more like a "found art object."
well, i got the idea when i was doing some research and i discovered that cook's chicken used to be called coon's chicken, and so i decided to do my project based on this discovery as kind of a comment on racism... and the way racism is whitewashed over in our culture...	Did you actually do this painting?
these are all valid comments, but i think we should see if the artist has anything to bring to this.	Well, I got the idea when I was doing some research and I discovered that Cook's Chicken used to be called Coon's Chicken, and so I decided to do my project based on this discovery as kind of a comment on racism... and the way racism is whitewashed over in our culture...
i dunno... i just like don knotts.	I see... interesting...
and what was your reason for choosing him as your subject?	I dunno... I just like Don Knotts.
it's supposed to be don knotts.	And what was your reason for choosing him as your subject?
who is this, enid?	It's supposed to be Don Knotts.
and what can you tell us about this...	Enid. It's sort of like a diary I guess.
it's not optional!	Jesus...
but i feel weird... it's so sleazy.	It's not optional!
well lose it! and why aren't you pushing the large sizes? didn't you get training about upsizing?	But I feel weird... it's so sleazy.
what? i'm just kidding around with the customers... it's my shtick!	Well lose it! And why aren't you pushing the large sizes? Didn't you get training about upsizing?
what the hell is wrong with you?!	What? I'm just kidding around with the customers... It's my shtick!
look, we don't pay you to be a movie critic -- just do your job.	Okay, okay... I won't say a word...
but i was only trying to be friendly...	Look, we don't pay you to be a movie critic -- just do your job.
look, that's the policy... if you want to make up your own rules you can open your own theater...	But I was only trying to be friendly...
why? what difference does it make? you already got his money...	Look, that's the policy... if you want to make up your own rules you can open your own theater...
what are you doing? you don't ever criticize the feature!	Why? What difference does it make? You already got his money...
i'm gonna let you handle the four thirty crowd by yourself - that way i can evaluate your performance while it's slow and ease you into the bigger crowds.	You can count on me, sir!
hey josh.	Are you ready to go?
hi enid.	Hey Josh.
okay... i promise.	Just take my word for it... if she ever finds out about this I'll never hear the end of it...
because if you do, i'll kill you!	Okay... I promise.
why not?	Because if you do, I'll kill you!
i don't think we should... look, you have to totally promise me you won't tell becky about this.	Why not?
do you want to go get breakfast somewhere?	I don't think we should... Look, you have to totally promise me you won't tell Becky about this.
i couldn't sleep... i should get going; i feel really weird...	Do you want to go get breakfast somewhere?
how long have you been up?	I couldn't sleep... I should get going; I feel really weird...
why do all guys have to play stupid guitars? it's so typical... either they're into cars or guns or sports or guitars... it's so obvious...	How long have you been up?
oh, hi...	Why do all guys have to play stupid guitars? It's so typical... Either they're into cars or guns or sports or guitars... it's so obvious...
why do you have that stupid poster?	Oh, hi...
you must have known all along how i -- you know -- how i felt about you -- it must be totally obvious...  god... i always used to dream about this...	Why do you have that stupid poster?
yeah, well --	It's just my stupid way of getting attention! God, I practically love you, Josh!
that's just the way i am!	Yeah, well --
you make me nervous! i always feel like you're going out of your way to make me feel uncomfortable so you can laugh at me!	That's just the way I am!
you've never once said anything even remotely nice to me.	You make me nervous! I always feel like you're going out of your way to make me feel uncomfortable so you can laugh at me!
when did i say i hated you?	You've never once said anything even remotely nice to me.
then why do you hate me so much?	When did I say I hated you?
nothing.	Then why do you hate me so much?
"yeah, right"... well why not?  what's so wrong with me?	Nothing.
yeah, right...	"Yeah, right"... well why not?  What's so wrong with me?
are you trying to get me wasted so you can take advantage of my womanly charms?	Yeah, right...
what do you mean "why"?	Are you trying to get me wasted so you can take advantage of my womanly charms?
why?	What do you mean "why"?
do you want something to drink?	Why?
are you the one who left that note?	I guess.
can i come in?	Are you the one who left that note?
hi... what's up?	Can I come in?
i just stopped in to say hi.	Yeah, well... hi...
hi.	I just stopped in to say hi.
hi josh.	Hi.
but this guy is like a one-of-kind, rare butterfly, and we have to follow him back to his natural habitat...	You need counseling.
no.	But this guy is like a one-of-kind, rare butterfly, and we have to follow him back to his natural habitat...
come on, josh... don't you want to see where he lives?	No.
forget it.	Come on, Josh... don't you want to see where he lives?
jesus, look at this guy.	Oh my God, that's HIM!
in answer to your question, i suppose i endorse policies that are opposed to stupidity and violence and cruelty in any form...	I figured something like that...
that's not him... jesus, stop freaking me out.	In answer to your question, I suppose I endorse policies that are opposed to stupidity and violence and cruelty in any form...
yeah, right.	No, I'm serious. Give us your whole basic philosophy in a nutshell.
so, where's "weird al"?	SHH! He's back there. I can see his hair bobbing up and down.
this is the ultimate. it's like the taj mahal of bad, fake 50's diners.	So, where's "Weird Al"?
aren't there a million places like this?	This is the ultimate. It's like the Taj Mahal of bad, fake 50's diners.
why do you even need a ride? you could walk there in two minutes.	It's just an excuse for us to spend time with you.
so josh, will you give us a ride? please? pretty please? it's going to be super fun!	No.
who, doug? he spends more time here than i do...	So Josh, will you give us a ride? Please? Pretty please? It's going to be super fun!
that guy rules!	Who, Doug? He spends more time here than I do...
so josh...	Look, can we talk in a minute? I'm almost done.
look, i'll be done in a minute. just wait outside.	I'm afraid I don't understand. I simply wish to know --
what can you tell me, young man, about the various flavors of "frozen yogurt"?	Look, I'll be done in a minute. Just wait outside.
look, i already told you i'm not going to give you a ride.	What can you tell me, young man, about the various flavors of "frozen yogurt"?
well hello there, young employee of the sidewinder.	Look, I already told you I'm not going to give you a ride.
wow... finally.	It just came yesterday...
do you want anything?	Maybe an orange juice.
actually, he's a really nice guy.	Do you want anything?
you're lucky then, you can't see the veins on that guy's biceps.	Actually, he's a really nice guy.
oh, hi... i almost didn't recognize you -- i think i need to get glasses; you're all blurry!	You're lucky then, you can't see the veins on that guy's biceps.
hi.	Oh, hi... I almost didn't recognize you -- I think I need to get glasses; you're all blurry!
i dunno...	Make sure you're here by noon - we have tons of stuff to do... Oh yeah! I have to show you something else!
what time?	I dunno...
i'm gonna finish packing tonight... i'll bring it over tomorrow sometime.	What time?
that's all you're bringing?	I'm gonna finish packing tonight... I'll bring it over tomorrow sometime.
there.	That's all you're bringing?
so where's all your stuff?	There.
it's fine.	So where's all your stuff?
so, whaddya think?	It's fine.
but how are you gonna pay rent and everything? you don't even have a job.	I'll get a job tomorrow, I promise. If I don't, you can totally tell me to fuck off.
of course it's a good idea... it's our plan.	But how are you gonna pay rent and everything? You don't even have a job.
i don't know - i'm not sure it's a good idea.	Of course it's a good idea... it's our plan.
please let me come with you. please please please...	I don't know - I'm not sure it's a good idea.
i don't know... i was thinking maybe i should live alone. i decided to rent that place we looked at. i'm moving in next week.	Please let me come with you. Please please please...
i'm sorry about the other day. i don't know what's wrong with me... i really do want to move in with you.	I don't know... I was thinking maybe I should live alone. I decided to rent that place we looked at. I'm moving in next week.
i need to talk to you.	I'm sorry about the other day. I don't know what's wrong with me... I really do want to move in with you.
hello?	I need to talk to you.
you're the one who's still living out some stupid seventh-grade fantasy!	FUCK YOU! Have fun living with your dad for the rest of your life!
you're the psycho! you haven't been able to deal with anything since high school ended!	You're the one who's still living out some stupid seventh-grade fantasy!
because you'll freak out and act like a total psycho about it.	You're the psycho! You haven't been able to deal with anything since high school ended!
there's something wrong with every single place we look at! why don't you just come right out and tell me you don't want to move in with me?!	Because you'll freak out and act like a total psycho about it.
well, what am i supposed to say? "i can't wait to live in some depressing shit-hole in the middle of nowhere"?!	There's something wrong with every single place we look at! Why don't you just come right out and tell me you don't want to move in with me?!
oh yeah, i can tell you really love it!	Well, what am I supposed to say? "I can't wait to live in some depressing shit-hole in the middle of nowhere"?!
i said "great"...	Oh yeah, I can tell you really love it!
what?! it looks totally normal... what's wrong with it?	I said "great"...
great...	What?! It looks totally normal... what's wrong with it?
twenty-seven fifty-three... do you see it?  that must be it...	Great...
i don't know! god, don't act so jealous i only talked to him for two minutes.	Twenty-seven fifty-three... do you see it?  That must be it...
when was this?	I don't know! God, don't act so jealous I only talked to him for two minutes.
nothing.	When was this?
why? what did he say?	Nothing.
he came into work.	Why? What did he say?
what? when did you see josh?!	He came into work.
josh says this is a really good neighborhood...	What? When did you see Josh?!
i just mean it's weird to me... i've never been anywhere near here in my life.	Josh says this is a really good neighborhood...
it's a totally normal, average neighborhood!	I just mean it's weird to me... I've never been anywhere near here in my life.
where are we? this is a weird neighborhood...	It's a totally normal, average neighborhood!
i don't believe you.	Yeah well, you said you were busy... look, I'd better get going... I'll call you tomorrow.
just some people from work...	I don't believe you.
what are you talking about? who?	Just some people from work...
actually, i'm just about to go out with some friends...	What are you talking about? Who?
so should i come over?	Actually, I'm just about to go out with some friends...
how repulsive!	So should I come over?
i can't believe it - he actually scored!	How repulsive!
what happened to seymour?	I can't believe it - he actually scored!
do you still want to do something tonight?	What happened to Seymour?
hello?	Do you still want to do something tonight?
oh yeah... maybe... seymour's going on his big date tonight and i kind of want to be around when he calls, so i can hear how bad it went.	God, I'm so sick of Seymour.
that guy's band is playing tonight... alien autopsy.	Oh yeah... maybe... Seymour's going on his big date tonight and I kind of want to be around when he calls, so I can hear how bad it went.
what thing?	That guy's band is playing tonight... Alien Autopsy.
do you still want to go to that thing tonight?	What thing?
you're insane.	Do you still want to go to that thing tonight?
you don't have to. i'll pay for all the stuff right now and you can pay me back when you finally get a job.	You're insane.
i can't imagine spending money on towels.	You don't have to. I'll pay for all the stuff right now and you can pay me back when you finally get a job.
don't you want nice stuff?	I can't imagine spending money on towels.
why do you care about this kind of stuff?	Don't you want nice stuff?
i'm sick of waiting - we need to start getting stuff if we're ever going to move.  aren't these the greatest towels?	Why do you care about this kind of stuff?
i can't afford stuff like this right now.	I'm sick of waiting - we need to start getting stuff if we're ever going to move.  Aren't these the greatest towels?
look, we have to get these...	I can't afford stuff like this right now.
no matter what happened it would be a big disaster... let's just try and keep everything the way it is.	Look, we have to get these...
yeah, but maybe one of us should at least try...	No matter what happened it would be a big disaster... Let's just try and keep everything the way it is.
i thought we decided that josh was way too cool to be interested in sex, and that he's the only decent person left in the world and we would never want to bring him down to our level and all that...	Yeah, but maybe one of us should at least try...
i am not -- i just think it'd be funny to see what he'd do...	I thought we decided that Josh was way too cool to be interested in sex, and that he's the only decent person left in the world and we would never want to bring him down to our level and all that...
god, you're really obsessed...	I am not -- I just think it'd be funny to see what he'd do...
no, really...	God, you're really obsessed...
go ahead...	No, really...
i think one of us should fuck josh...	Go ahead...
well, are we still going shopping tomorrow?	Yeah, I guess... call me...
i can't, it's seymour's birthday...  shit! what time is it?  i have to go to the store! i was going to make him a cake...	Well, are we still going shopping tomorrow?
do you want to do something tonight?	I can't, it's Seymour's birthday...  Shit! What time is it?  I have to go to the store! I was going to make him a cake...
yeah, thanks.	Do you want to do something tonight?
if it makes you feel any better, i don't think you could've gotten more than ten bucks for all this stuff.	Yeah, thanks.
don't worry.	If it makes you feel any better, I don't think you could've gotten more than ten bucks for all this stuff.
now are you going to get a regular job?	Don't worry.
what was that all about? i thought everything must go!	Oh yeah right, like I'm gonna let some asshole with a goatee own Goofy Gus.
fuck it. everything must go!	Oh my god, I remember this hat... this was during your little old lady phase...
this is it? i can't believe you're selling some of this stuff.	Fuck it. Everything must go!
what are you talking about? what kind of loser gets fired after one day?!	I told you - my manager was a total asshole! Don't worry, I'm going to get another job... and anyway, I have some ideas for how to make money in the meantime...
i remember our big plan was as soon as we got the apartment we were going to trick daniel dusentrieb into coming over and then fuck him.	We were such desperate sluts back then.
that must have been when my dad was married to maxine...	I remember our big plan was as soon as we got the apartment we were going to trick Daniel Dusentrieb into coming over and then fuck him.
seventh... you wanted to move out right then!	That must have been when my dad was married to Maxine...
wasn't it like eighth grade?	Seventh... you wanted to move out right then!
anyway, now we can start looking for the apartment...  do you remember when we first came up with that whole idea of renting our own apartment?	Wasn't it like eighth grade?
i dunno, but next week is my last class...	Anyway, now we can start looking for the apartment...  Do you remember when we first came up with that whole idea of renting our own apartment?
when are you finally going to get your diploma?	I dunno, but next week is my last class...
yeah, maybe it'll be okay. at least i'll get to see every movie for free, i guess... i had to lie and tell them i already graduated...	When are you finally going to get your diploma?
are you kidding? it's a dream job! i can't believe you got a job like that without even trying... god, i wish that was my job...	Yeah, maybe it'll be okay. At least I'll get to see every movie for free, I guess... I had to lie and tell them I already graduated...
...maybe we should be lesbos...	Get away from me!
haven't you heard about the miracle of masturbation?	...maybe we should be lesbos...
that's not true, i just hate all these obnoxious, extroverted, pseudo- bohemian losers!  sometimes i think i act so weird because i'm crazy from sexual frustration.	Haven't you heard about the miracle of masturbation?
face it, you hate every single boy on the face of the earth!	That's not true, I just hate all these obnoxious, extroverted, pseudo- bohemian losers!  Sometimes I think I act so weird because I'm crazy from sexual frustration.
yeah, right... believe me, at this point i'm over the fact that every single guy likes you better than me!	Face it, you hate every single boy on the face of the earth!
you're just jealous.	Yeah, right... Believe me, at this point I'm over the fact that every single guy likes you better than me!
he gives me a total boner!	He's like the biggest idiot of all time!
which one?	He gives me a total boner!
you're gross.  see that guy?	Which one?
or maybe... did you ever think that deep down we really might be lesbos? maybe that's why we spend so much time together.	You're gross.  See that guy?
you hang out with me because nobody else can stand to be around you.	Or maybe... did you ever think that deep down we really might be lesbos? Maybe that's why we spend so much time together.
i wonder if i hang around with you because you're like my surrogate mother figure or something. like i have this subconscious biological need to be nagged and bitched at constantly.	You hang out with me because nobody else can stand to be around you.
...you don't have to make a million dollars -- just get any stupid job so we can at least start looking for an apartment.	I wonder if I hang around with you because you're like my surrogate mother figure or something. Like I have this subconscious biological need to be nagged and bitched at constantly.
nothing. don't worry... i promise i'll get a job next week.	God, I can't believe you went to Anthony's without me.
like what?	Nothing. Don't worry... I promise I'll get a job next week.
i'm working on it... i've got a few leads... it's just that right now i have, all these projects that take up all my time.	Like what?
yeah, well...  so when are you going to get your job?	I'm working on it... I've got a few leads... it's just that right now I have, all these projects that take up all my time.
but those are our people...	Yeah, well...  So when are you going to get your job?
no, it doesn't. you'll see... you get totally sick of all the creeps and losers and weirdos.	But those are our people...
that rules!	No, it doesn't. You'll see... you get totally sick of all the creeps and losers and weirdos.
he's a total asshole... he doesn't even need that wheelchair, he's just totally lazy!	That rules!
at least the wheelchair guy is sort of entertaining...	He's a total asshole... He doesn't even need that wheelchair, he's just totally lazy!
i don't know... some people are okay, but mostly i feel like poisoning everybody.	At least the wheelchair guy is sort of entertaining...
god, how can you stand all these assholes?	I don't know... Some people are okay, but mostly I feel like poisoning everybody.
that guy is totally amazing.	He does that every single day.
just now... i went with seymour.	You cunt!
no way... when?	Just now... I went with Seymour.
anthony's ii!	No way... when?
where?	Anthony's II!
you won't believe it! guess!	Where?
where did you get that?	You won't believe it! Guess!
give me all your money, bitch!	Where did you get that?
i'll be right back, i'm gonna go get a beer.	Wait...
i totally, totally hate you.	Aw c'mon, this is a fun party.
i don't believe you.	If I promise you there's really a party with a lot of guys, do you promise you'll go?
it's a surprise.	I don't believe you.
what? where?!	It's a surprise.
i know a party we could go to...	What? Where?!
we have to do something fun tonight this is my last weekend of freedom before i start my stupid job.	I know a party we could go to...
let's get out of here, this place makes me sick.	We have to do something fun tonight this is my last weekend of freedom before I start my stupid job.
how about this?	Forget it. I'm sure it sucks. All these movies suck.
god, aren't you tired of seymour yet?	How about this?
this morning at seymour's garage sale.	God, aren't you tired of Seymour yet?
ew ... when did you get that?	This morning at Seymour's garage sale.
hey, you have to see my new good luck charm.	Ew ... when did you get that?
how about this one?	Hey, you have to see my new good luck charm.
i didn't get it either.	Everybody's too stupid!
it's not like i'm some modern punk dickhead... it's obviously supposed to be a 1977 punk look, but i guess johnny fuckface is too stupid to get it!	I didn't get it either.
what was that all about?	It's not like I'm some modern Punk dickhead... It's obviously supposed to be a 1977 Punk look, but I guess Johnny Fuckface is too stupid to get it!
why are we going here? i hate this place.	It'll only take a second.
yeah, he's beyond human stuff like that.	Should we leave a note?
i'll bet he never jerks off...	Yeah, he's beyond human stuff like that.
josh!	JOSH!
i wonder if he's just totally insane and he really thinks a bus is coming or --	Why don't you ask him.
waiting for the bus that never comes...	I wonder if he's just totally insane and he really thinks a bus is coming or --
as always.	Waiting for the bus that never comes...
there he is...	As always.
"hassle"?	There he is...
let's go hassle josh.	"Hassle"?
where are we going?	Let's go hassle Josh.
it's always closed...	I bet they have tons of incredible shoes hidden in the back.
we still have to go in there sometime.	It's always closed...
fuck you, bitch!	We still have to go in there sometime.
did you have to buy new hair dye or did you still have some left over from eighth grade?	Fuck you, bitch!
what? how long have you been standing there?	Did you have to buy new hair dye or did you still have some left over from eighth grade?
just promise you'll do it.	Okay, okay, I promise... Jesus, you're out of your mind.
you just want an excuse to dress like some stupid fashion model without me making fun of you.	Just promise you'll do it.
that's who people want to rent to. it's a known fact that it's way easier to get a job and everything if you're rich... all we have to do is buy a few semi-expensive outfits and act like it's no big deal... it'll be fun.	You just want an excuse to dress like some stupid fashion model without me making fun of you.
what are you talking about?	That's who people want to rent to. It's a known fact that it's way easier to get a job and everything if you're rich... All we have to do is buy a few semi-expensive outfits and act like it's no big deal... it'll be fun.
i've been thinking about when we look for our apartment how we have to try and convince people that we're like these totally rich yuppies...	What are you talking about?
what, is she black now?	I've been thinking about when we look for our apartment how we have to try and convince people that we're like these totally rich yuppies...
"funky"?	What, is she black now?
we're not sure yet, that's why we're looking.	Somewhere downtown.
not really...	Forget it, I can't explain it...
yeah, but... you know what i mean.	Not really...
that guy is many things but he definitely isn't "cool"... this one would be okay, but there's no kitchen...	Yeah, but... you know what I mean.
i dunno... i kind of like him... he's the exact opposite of everything i really hate... in a way he's such a clueless dork that he's almost cool...	That guy is many things but he definitely isn't "cool"... This one would be okay, but there's no kitchen...
he should totally just kill himself... hey, here's one  ...oh wait...  you have to share it with a non smoking feminist and her two cats...	I dunno... I kind of like him... He's the exact opposite of everything I really hate... In a way he's such a clueless dork that he's almost cool...
oh yeah...	He should totally just kill himself... Hey, here's one  ...Oh wait...  you have to share it with a non smoking feminist and her two cats...
what about the "striking redhead in the yellow dress"?	Oh yeah...
it was so cute how he had his own little bags. i thought i was going to start crying!... do you think they're gay?	What about the "striking redhead in the yellow dress"?
he was so excited when you bought that record -- you're a saint!... god, these apartments are super expensive...	It was so cute how he had his own little bags. I thought I was going to start crying!... Do you think they're gay?
i know... i still can't get over that his name was "seymour."	He was so excited when you bought that record -- you're a saint!... God, these apartments are super expensive...
that was truly pathetic.	I know... I still can't get over that his name was "Seymour."
i think it's cute - look at his little weasel teeth.	Ew, it's like some gross rat...
gross!	I think it's cute - look at his little weasel teeth.
ew, look at this...	Gross!
come on, it's too late now...	Ew, look at this...
what should we do? what if he recognizes us?	Come on, it's too late now...
the w.c. fields fan club newsletter...  oh my god, the national psoriasis foundation!	Bingo!
he won't see us... we'll just stalk him from a distance.	I'm afraid if I see him, I'll start feeling really bad again.
this is way too creepy.	He won't see us... we'll just stalk him from a distance.
i know... wouldn't you be totally pissed off?	This kind of thing must happen to him all the time.
he doesn't even look that bummed out, really.	I know... wouldn't you be totally pissed off?
he's insane!	We should follow him home.
totally! look!	He's insane!
are you sure?	Totally! Look!
do you think he knows?	I dunno...
what's he doing now?	He's still just sitting there. God, this is totally unbearable!
what's going on now? what's he doing?	Oh my god, he just ordered a giant glass of milk!
i can't believe it!	What's going on now? What's he doing?
it's obviously him!	I can't believe it!
is he wearing a green cardigan?	What exactly is a cardigan anyway?
shut up!	She says she wants to MMPH!
i want to "make love" to him.	I'm going to tell him you said that.
look, maybe that's him!	It's still twenty-five minutes early.
yeah, josh, c'mon... move it!	Look, maybe that's him!
i know, look at the way he drives... he's like an old man.	Yeah, Josh, c'mon... MOVE IT!
god, i think josh is too mature for us.	I know, look at the way he drives... he's like an old man.
what does it stand for?	Shh, it's his answering machine...  We hear the indistinct traces of a musical message followed by a faint BEEP.
i remember when i first started reading these i thought dwf stood for "dwarf!"	What does it stand for?
you're better at it.	I remember when I first started reading these I thought DWF stood for "dwarf!"
why do i always have to do it?	You're better at it.
you call.	Why do I always have to do it?
oh yeah.	You call.
you know, the green cardigan guy.	Oh yeah.
which loser?	You know, the green cardigan guy.
hey! we forgot to call the loser!	Which loser?
fuck you!	Hey! We forgot to call the loser!
that larry guy -- what look was he going for? a gay tennis player from the forties?	Fuck you!
what are you talking about -- who?	That Larry guy -- what look was he going for? A gay tennis player from the forties?
i bet! actually he reminds me of that one creep you went out with -- you always go for guys with some lame, fake shtick.	What are you talking about -- who?
i want to do him!	I bet! Actually he reminds me of that one creep you went out with -- you always go for guys with some lame, fake shtick.
i can never keep them all straight - was she the super-bitch?	No, she was the second wife. The third one was the super-bitch - Maxine.  There! Look at her!
there's my dad with joanie.	I can never keep them all straight - was she the super-bitch?
i remember every minute of that party.	There's my dad with Joanie.
look, that's back when i hated you.	I remember every minute of that party.
what a little hosebag.	Look, that's back when I hated you.
look at how cute i am!	What a little hosebag.
i've been looking all over for this.	Look at how cute I am!
you lent it to me in like tenth grade.	I've been looking all over for this.
hey - why do you have this?	You lent it to me in like tenth grade.
what is this?	I dunno. John Ellis always puts on all this sick stuff that I have to fast-forward past to get to the good stuff.  There's supposed to be a Don Knotts movie on here someplace.
wait... i just want to see what's on this tape.	What is this?
so what should we do?	Wait... I just want to see what's on this tape.
does oomie really like this show?	Isn't it weird? It's her favorite.
we should call him and pretend to be the redhead.	Oh, we totally have to.
i know. and he's like psychotically obsessing over every little detail.	We should call him and pretend to be the redhead.
god, that's so pathetic. i bet she didn't even notice him.	I know. And he's like psychotically obsessing over every little detail.
jesus! listen to this one: "do you remember me? airport shuttle, june 7th. you: striking redhead with yellow dress, pearl necklace, brown shoes. i was the bookish fellow in the green cardigan who helped you find your contact lens. am i crazy, or did we have a moment?"	God, that's so pathetic. I bet she didn't even notice him.
okay, well here's yours...  "who said all the most eligible bachelors are taken? not this one! stunning bod, very snugglelicious ocean sunset dreamer."	Gross.
you can have that one.	Okay, well here's yours...  "Who said all the most eligible bachelors are taken? Not this one! Stunning bod, very snugglelicious ocean sunset dreamer."
god, this paper is so boring. who reads all this shit?  here we go...  "windsurfing doctor, mensan iq, maverick sagittarius. let's hit the clubs, make each other laugh!"	You can have that one.
check out the personals... maybe our future husbands are trying to contact us.	God, this paper is so boring. Who reads all this shit?  Here we go...  "Windsurfing Doctor, Mensan IQ, maverick Sagittarius. Let's hit the clubs, make each other laugh!"
what does that even mean?	Check out the Personals... maybe our future husbands are trying to contact us.
i know... and instead of "dessert" it says "mindbenders."	What does that even mean?
did you notice all those weird things on the menu? like "the salad explosion"?	I know... and instead of "dessert" it says "Mindbenders."
i might actually get the pasta special.	You loser!
hi, al!	Can we call you "Weird Al"?
who can forget this great hit from the 50's?	I feel as though I've stepped into a time warp!
god, it's so totally pathetic.	Who can forget this great hit from the 50's?
"authentic 50's diner"? since when were there mini-malls in the 1950's?	God, it's so totally pathetic.
hey, look at this...	"Authentic 50's diner"? Since when were there mini-malls in the 1950's?
okay, okay!	Hey, look at this...
maybe they're slowly poisoning us or they're planning to brainwash us and --	Okay, okay!
or maybe not.	Maybe they're slowly poisoning us or they're planning to brainwash us and --
maybe there's some weird secret satanic society that meets at the quality cafe and all of the other regular customers are in on it except for us.	Or maybe not.
that lets us off the hook.	Maybe there's some weird secret satanic society that meets at the Quality Cafe and all of the other regular customers are in on it except for us.
you know, sacrifice virgins and stuff...	That lets us off the hook.
what do you do if you're a satanist, anyway?	You know, sacrifice virgins and stuff...
in fact, never.	What do you do if you're a satanist, anyway?
much later.	In fact, never.
hey, look, the satanists are leaving!	We should follow them!
god, it's so weird that we're finally out of high school... we've been waiting for this our whole life! now we can get our own apartment and do anything we want.  it's such a weird feeling.	I know, it hasn't really hit me yet.
yeah, i just picked the one that sounded the easiest.	God, it's so weird that we're finally out of high school... We've been waiting for this our whole life! Now we can get our own apartment and do anything we want.  It's such a weird feeling.
did you sign up yet?	Yeah, I just picked the one that sounded the easiest.
soon... i have to wait and see how this summer class goes.	Did you sign up yet?
so, when are we going to start looking for our apartment?	Soon... I have to wait and see how this Summer class goes.
just look at them!	So, when are we going to start looking for our apartment?
why?	Just look at them!
look at these people behind you. i'm totally convinced they're satanists.	Why?
hi.	Look at these people behind you. I'm totally convinced they're Satanists.
god, think about that... that's actually totally depressing.	Hi.
good.	God, think about that... that's actually totally depressing.
god, just think, we'll never see dennis again.	Good.
he better watch out or he'll get aids when he date-rapes her.	God, just think, we'll never see Dennis again.
how perfect.	He better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her.
oh my god, look! is stacy himmler going out with rod harbaugh?	How perfect.
since when is she an "actress"?	I know, she needs to die immediately.
what? why?	Forget it...
uh oh... don't turn around...	What? Why?
shut up!	Uh oh... don't turn around...
unless they're in your summer school class!	Shut up!
just think, we'll never have to see any of these creepy faces ever again.	Unless they're in your Summer school class!
this is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again...	Just think, we'll never have to see any of these creepy faces ever again.
this is so bad, it's almost good.	This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again...
you loser.	This is so bad, it's almost good.
remember that stupid hippie art teacher who failed me sophomore year? i didn't think that just because you get an "f" that means you have to take the class over again.	You loser.
why?	Remember that stupid hippie art teacher who failed me sophomore year? I didn't think that just because you get an "F" that means you have to take the class over again.
these assholes are saying that i have to go to summer school and take some stupid art class!	Why?
what?	These assholes are saying that I have to go to Summer school and take some stupid art class!
what?... oh suck my fucking dick!	What?
it's totally sickening.  let's see if they gave me the right diploma...	What?... Oh suck my fucking dick!
i know, i liked her better when she was an alcoholic crack addict! she gets in one car wreck and all of a sudden she's little miss perfect and everybody loves her.	It's totally sickening.  Let's see if they gave me the right diploma...
i thought chipmunk-face was never going to shut up.	I know, I liked her better when she was an alcoholic crack addict! She gets in one car wreck and all of a sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everybody loves her.
god, what a bunch of retards...	I thought Chipmunk-face was never going to shut up.
well i'm going to major in business administration and, i think, minor in communications.	See, that's exactly the kind of thing we're trying to avoid.
what are you going to be when you grow up, todd?	Well I'm going to major in Business Administration and, I think, minor in Communications.
really? both of you?... why not?	Just because.
we're not.	Really? Both of you?... Why not?
what about me? am i not even here?	Oh, hey Enid...  So... we finally made it!
well, we won't keep you.	I love this place... it's so - you know, "funky."
my acting workshop is across the street from here. i'm just on my break.	Well, we won't keep you.
what are you doing here, melorra?	My acting workshop is across the street from here. I'm just on my break.
oh my god, what are you guys doing here?	What are you doing here, Melorra?
oh yeah, that'll definitely happen...	Well, bye you guys... CONGRATULATIONS!
i'm going to be in this actor's workshop, and i'm hoping to start going on auditions soon. i'm so excited to finally have some free time. we have to get together this summer!	Oh yeah, that'll definitely happen...
nothing.	I'm going to be in this actor's workshop, and I'm hoping to start going on auditions soon. I'm so excited to finally have some free time. We have to get together this summer!
so what are you guys doing this summer?	Nothing.
yeah, we graduated high school -- how totally amazing.	So what are you guys doing this Summer?
oh my god, you guys! i can't believe we made it!	Yeah, we graduated high school -- how totally amazing.
oh yeah, like he even noticed.	Listen, young lady... I know you don't like me -- I don't really care whether you do or not -- but I will not allow you to treat your father the way you do.
i want to know what you think you're doing, staying out all night and worrying your father to death!	Oh yeah, like he even noticed.
shhh!	I want to know what you think you're doing, staying out all night and worrying your father to death!
may i ask what you're doing?	Shhh!
it's really quite something to see you all grown up like this, enid.  i'd love to hear about what you're doing. i can't help but feel that i had some small part in how you turned out...  what are you studying? you were always such a smart little girl.	I'm taking a remedial high school art class for fuck-ups and retards.
don't mind me, i'll just be in my room.	Where did you get those pants?
i'm thinkin' maybe i could let it go...	It's kind of falling apart.
i thought it wasn't for sale.	I'm thinkin' maybe I could let it go...
you still interested in that?	I thought it wasn't for sale.
who does?	Him. Seymour. He's the man with the records.
seymour does.	Who does?
do you have any other old records besides these?	Seymour does.
that's okay...	Do you have any other old records besides these?
perhaps the "jam-in-ator" appeals to you.  absolutely no practice necessary.  you shread like a giant. just press a button.	That's okay...
how much is this?	Umm... That's not officially for sale... I might have to hang onto that for the time being.
a mongoose... they eat snakes... you never heard of a mongoose?  that's a classic piece of vintage taxidermy. nobody alive today knows how to do work like that.	How much is this?
a what?	A mongoose... they eat snakes... you never heard of a mongoose?  That's a classic piece of vintage taxidermy. Nobody alive today knows how to do work like that.
go die, asshole!	Get a job!
i'm so sorry if you were offended!	Go die, asshole!
that tape sucked, by the way!	I'm so sorry if you were offended!
oh, how "punk."	That tape sucked, by the way!
yeah yeah yeah. do you have my money?	Oh, how "punk."
that's not even --	Yeah yeah yeah. Do you have my money?
if you really want to "fuck up the system" - you should go to business school -- that's what i'm gonna do: get a job at some big corporation and fuck things up from the inside!	That's not even --
i know it's over, asshole, i --	If you really want to "fuck up the system" - you should go to business school -- that's what I'm gonna do: get a job at some big corporation and fuck things up from the inside!
punk rock is over!	I know it's over, asshole, I --
tell me what?	Punk rock is over!
didn't they tell you?	Tell me what?
i hate to tell you this but they cancelled this bus line two years ago... there are no buses on this street.	You don't know what you're talking about.
yes.	I hate to tell you this but they cancelled this bus line two years ago... There are no buses on this street.
...are you waiting for a bus?	Yes.
norman.	...are you waiting for a bus?
hi... what's your name?	Norman.
hey, where are you going?	Later, "Dude".
thanks for the tape - i'll have to pay you later, i'm broke.	Hey, where are you going?
tsk! you jews are so clever with money...	Fuck you, you stupid redneck hick!
i did too!	Tsk! You Jews are so clever with money...
you never paid me for that tape with the indian dance routine.	I did too!
did you bring that tape?	You never paid me for that tape with the Indian dance routine.
fine, and how are you?	Did you bring that tape?
you're late, asshole.	Fine, and how are you?
well, if it isn't enid and rebecca, the little jewish girl and her aryan friend.	You're late, asshole.
why do you even want it? it would look stupid on you.	God, fuck you!
well why do i care about that?	Why do you even want it? It would look stupid on you.
i was wearing that dress the day i lost my virginity.	Well why do I care about that?
you're crazy -- it should be like two dollars!	I was wearing that dress the day I lost my virginity.
five hundred.	You're crazy -- it should be like two dollars!
what?	Five hundred.
that's five hundred dollars.	What?
i really want to talk to you. i've been thinking about what you said about moving in here...	I can treat him any way I want to - I'm an adult! Leave me alone!
but, i...	Shhh... I really need to get some sleep.
i was just thinking out loud...  i mean, you've got this whole thing with dana -- i'm not going to let you fuck that up...	But, I...
you must know i always... did you really mean all that about moving in with me?	I was just thinking out loud...  I mean, you've got this whole thing with Dana -- I'm not going to let you fuck that up...
yeah, well... me neither...	You must know I always... did you really mean all that about moving in with me?
i-i never expected anything like this to happen...	Yeah, well... me neither...
no... forget it...	I-I never expected anything like this to happen...
i will if you want to.	No... forget it...
what?... maybe... no... i dunno...	I will if you want to.
...do you really want us to drive away somewhere?	What?... Maybe... no... I dunno...
god, dana's going to kill you!	...Do you really want us to drive away somewhere?
what's the matter with you, seymour? don't you like me? be a man for once in your life!	God, Dana's going to kill you!
i-i-i...	What's the matter with you, Seymour? Don't you like me? Be a man for once in your life!
what do you want?	I-I-I...
what do you want?	What do you want?
i'm serious! i'm just so sick of everybody! why can't i just do whatever i want?	What do you want?
i dunno, i...	I'm serious! I'm just so sick of everybody! Why can't I just do whatever I want?
who cares? let's just go... what's stopping us?	I dunno, I...
so where would we go?	Who cares? Let's just go... what's stopping us?
i'll drive, then -- we'll go out in a blaze of glory!	So where would we go?
i don't think i'm in any condition to drive.	I'll drive, then -- we'll go out in a blaze of glory!
you know what we should do? let's go get in your car right now and just take off! we could just drive away and find some new place and start a whole new life... fuck everybody!	I don't think I'm in any condition to drive.
sounds like a healthy way to deal with your problems.	You know what we should do? Let's go get in your car right now and just take off! We could just drive away and find some new place and start a whole new life... fuck everybody!
it would have to be some totally average day when nobody was expecting it, and i'd just disappear and they'd never see me again.	Sounds like a healthy way to deal with your problems.
i guess i probably used to when i was your age.	It would have to be some totally average day when nobody was expecting it, and I'd just disappear and they'd never see me again.
i used to think about one day not telling anybody and just taking off and going to some random place... do you ever think about stuff like that?	I guess I probably used to when I was your age.
what?	I used to think about one day not telling anybody and just taking off and going to some random place... Do you ever think about stuff like that?
you know what my number one fantasy used to be?	What?
yeah, well i like you too...	You know what my number one fantasy used to be?
oh yeah... and dana...  you were a lot more fun before you met dana. you've been acting way too normal lately... you're a bitter, twisted, fucked-up guy, seymour, that's why i like you.	Yeah, well I like you too...
what about joe?	Oh yeah... and Dana...  You were a lot more fun before you met Dana. You've been acting way too normal lately... you're a bitter, twisted, fucked-up guy, Seymour, that's why I like you.
...maybe i should just move in here with you... i could do all the cooking and dust your record collection and stuff until i get a job.	What about Joe?
yeah, sure. of course.	...Maybe I should just move in here with you... I could do all the cooking and dust your record collection and stuff until I get a job.
i dunno... i always feel like everybody secretly hates me. i'm just paranoid i guess. i mean, you like me don't you? we're good friends, right?	Yeah, sure. Of course.
i mean... of course i... why wouldn't i want to go out with you?	I dunno... I always feel like everybody secretly hates me. I'm just paranoid I guess. I mean, you like me don't you? We're good friends, right?
yeah, but still... it's kind of insulting for a girl to be ignored like that.	I mean... of course I... why wouldn't I want to go out with you?
you're a beautiful young girl... i can't imagine you would ever have had any interest in me, except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity.	Yeah, but still... it's kind of insulting for a girl to be ignored like that.
how come in all that time i was trying to get you a date, you never asked me out?	You're a beautiful young girl... I can't imagine you would ever have had any interest in me, except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity.
i hate sports.	How come in all that time I was trying to get you a date, you never asked me out?
at least you're not like every other stupid guy in the world - all they care about are guitars and sports... they're all such fags!	I hate sports.
i'm just being realistic.	At least you're not like every other stupid guy in the world - all they care about are guitars and sports... they're all such fags!
what are you talking about? you're disappointed every minute of your life.	I'm just being realistic.
if you expect the worst, you're never disappointed.	What are you talking about? You're disappointed every minute of your life.
that's great! "half-empty" - that's what i like about you, seymour, you're a natural pessimist!	If you expect the worst, you're never disappointed.
god, she's going to kill me... this bottle is half-empty!	That's great! "Half-empty" - that's what I like about you, Seymour, you're a natural pessimist!
jesus, how can you stand her?	God, she's going to kill me... this bottle is half-empty!
dana bought it when we went antique shopping. she said it didn't go with her stuff, so she gave it to me... she thought it fit in better with my "old time thingamajigs."	Jesus, how can you stand her?
where did you get this?	Dana bought it when we went antique shopping. She said it didn't go with her stuff, so she gave it to me... she thought it fit in better with my "old time thingamajigs."
i could never move - i've got too much stuff.	Where did you get this?
you need a bigger place - this is like a little kid's room.	I could never move - I've got too much stuff.
fuck dana. i'm sick of dana.	You need a bigger place - this is like a little kid's room.
that's dana's - i'm supposed to be saving it for our two-month anniversary. you better not --	FUCK DANA. I'm sick of Dana.
what about this?	That's Dana's - I'm supposed to be saving it for our two-month anniversary. You better not --
uh... i think there's some root beer...	What about this?
do you have anything to drink?	Uh... I think there's some root beer...
what's the matter?	Do you have anything to drink?
look, i just need somebody to be nice to me for five minutes and then i'll leave you alone.	What's the matter?
uh... sure... come in.	Look, I just need somebody to be nice to me for five minutes and then I'll leave you alone.
can you at least let me in?	Uh... sure... come in.
what's up?	Can you at least let me in?
i had to see you.	What's up?
what are you doing here?	I had to see you.
...what do you mean?	Nothing. Don't worry, I won't bother you any more.
i don't think you understand how i really feel about you, seymour.	...What do you mean?
i don't know... i'm sorry, but dana's a very jealous person. i just don't want to screw that up right now... i'm sure she'll dump me soon and we can go back to being friends...	I don't think you understand how I really feel about you, Seymour.
in whatever way you think i mean.	I don't know... I'm sorry, but Dana's a very jealous person. I just don't want to screw that up right now... I'm sure she'll dump me soon and we can go back to being friends...
in what way do you mean?	In whatever way you think I mean.
so, do you like me, seymour?	In what way do you mean?
no, of course not.	So, do you like me, Seymour?
does that mean you don't like me?	No, of course not.
i... i don't think so.	Does that mean you don't like me?
you must have done something to make her think you like me.	I... I don't think so.
just someone so young...	You must have done something to make her think you like me.
what does she mean by that - "somebody like me"?	Just someone so young...
no, no... not exactly... she just doesn't understand how i would know somebody like you...	What does she mean by that - "somebody like me"?
what's her problem anyway?  did she actually tell you you couldn't see me?	No, no... not exactly... she just doesn't understand how I would know somebody like you...
no, of course i do... it's just that right now i need to --	What's her problem anyway?  Did she actually tell you you couldn't see me?
so that's it? you don't ever want to see me again?	No, of course I do... It's just that right now I need to --
well, you know... what do i know about clothes... i've never been the most fashionable guy -- it's nice to have someone do all the work for me...	So that's it? You don't ever want to see me again?
and you like them?	Well, you know... what do I know about clothes... I've never been the most fashionable guy -- it's nice to have someone do all the work for me...
oh, uh... they were a present from dana.	And you like them?
well when can we do something?	It's just that, well, you know, Dana just got out of a really bad relationship and I don't want to give her the wrong idea... you know...
i... i wish i could, enid, but i really can't right now... i -- it's just that i --	Well when can we do something?
well forget the art show... let's do something else.	I... I wish I could, Enid, but I really can't right now... I -- it's just that I --
...i better not...	Well forget the art show... let's do something else.
of course you should. c'mon, i'm already a million hours late.	...I better not...
i... i don't know. i don't really think i should...	Of course you should. C'mon, I'm already a million hours late.
i'm going to this stupid art show and i want you to be my date... there's something i have to show you...	I... I don't know. I don't really think I should...
...so... is he your boyfriend now?	Maybe... I dunno... He wants to be, of course. I'm weighing several offers at the present time...
i dunno... okay, i guess...  i fucked that guy josh finally...	...so... is he your boyfriend now?
i-i'm sorry... uh so... uh... how --	I dunno... okay, I guess...  I fucked that guy Josh finally...
aren't you even going to ask me how i'm doing?	I-I'm sorry... uh so... uh... how --
no... no, it's just that i should get going in a few minutes, and --	Aren't you even going to ask me how I'm doing?
what, are you trying to get rid of me?	No... no, it's just that I should get going in a few minutes, and --
we really should get together sometime soon... i-i'll definitely call you this week --	What, are you trying to get rid of me?
sounds good...	We really should get together sometime soon... I-I'll definitely call you this week --
sort of... she doesn't dislike any of that stuff... she's trying, anyway... actually, we're supposed to go antique shopping for her apartment this afternoon...	Sounds good...
so, what kind of stuff do you guys do together? is she into old records and stuff?	Sort of... she doesn't dislike any of that stuff... she's trying, anyway... actually, we're supposed to go antique shopping for her apartment this afternoon...
oh... pretty well, surprisingly... you know...	So, what kind of stuff do you guys do together? Is she into old records and stuff?
yeah, i'll bet! so, how's it going with what's-her-name? dana?	Oh... pretty well, surprisingly... you know...
i know, i'm sorry... i-i've been really busy...	Yeah, I'll bet! So, how's it going with what's-her-name? Dana?
no, actually joe told me you were here... so how come you never call me anymore?	I know, I'm sorry... I-I've been really busy...
really?	No, actually Joe told me you were here... so how come you never call me anymore?
where have you been? i've been looking all over for you... i've been wandering the streets day and night trying to find you...	Really?
yaaa!	Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you... I've been wandering the streets day and night trying to find you...
boo!	YAAA!
what, are you going to like have sex with her on your first date?	Jesus, Enid... I'll talk to you later... bye!
yeah, so i better go -- it's not really the best time to talk...	What, are you going to like have sex with her on your first date?
what? you're kidding me...	Yeah, so I better go -- it's not really the best time to talk...
actually, it's kind of still happening... she's over here right now... i think everything's going pretty well...	What? You're kidding me...
so, what happened?	Actually, it's kind of still happening... she's over here right now... I think everything's going pretty well...
oh, hi...	So, what happened?
hi, it's me...	Oh, hi...
uh... hello?	Hi, it's me...
how can you be so sure?	Well, uh... I'm an expert-about stuff like this -- she was totally for real!
seymour! i promise you that wasn't a joke -- you have to call her back!	How can you be so sure?
uh yeah. a long time ago... she called before once... it's just somebody trying to humiliate me.	Seymour! I promise you that wasn't a joke -- you have to call her back!
that didn't sound like a joke to me... what, did you write a personal ad or something?	Uh yeah. A long time ago... she called before once... it's just somebody trying to humiliate me.
it's just somebody's idea of a joke...	That didn't sound like a joke to me... what, did you write a personal ad or something?
wow!  what was that all about?	It's just somebody's idea of a joke...
aren't you going to get that?	Let the machine get it. I have no desire to talk to anyone who would be calling me...
who knows?	Aren't you going to get that?
i wonder if you really like all these old records or if you only like the fact that nobody else likes them?	Who knows?
i won't even dignify that with a response.	I wonder if you really like all these old records or if you only like the fact that nobody else likes them?
never mind, it's way too complicated...  did you have problems like this when you were my age - where you're totally confused all the time?	I won't even dignify that with a response.
why?	Never mind, it's way too complicated...  Did you have problems like this when you were my age - where you're totally confused all the time?
oh wait, you met him... remember that guy josh? i'm like practically obsessed with him, but i can't do anything about it because becky would freak out.	Why?
oh yeah?	Oh wait, you met him... remember that guy Josh? I'm like practically obsessed with him, but I can't do anything about it because Becky would freak out.
actually, i've got a total crush on this one guy right now, but it's a really fucked-up situation...	Oh yeah?
then again, that's easy for me to say, since i'll never even get a date. i'm sure you have hundreds of guys who are interested in you.	Actually, I've got a total crush on this one guy right now, but it's a really fucked-up situation...
i know. it's not like it makes all your problems go away.	Then again, that's easy for me to say, since I'll never even get a date. I'm sure you have hundreds of guys who are interested in you.
i'm starting to think that even if i did get a girlfriend it really wouldn't change anything.	I know. It's not like it makes all your problems go away.
never...	I'm starting to think that even if I did get a girlfriend it really wouldn't change anything.
really?	Never...
i mean, i'm eighteen years old and i've never even had a real, steady boyfriend for more than like two weeks!	Really?
that's the spirit!	I mean, I'm eighteen years old and I've never even had a real, steady boyfriend for more than like two weeks!
yeah, well, you're not the only one. everybody i know has totally fucked up problems... it seems like only stupid people have good relationships...	That's the spirit!
maybe now you understand why i can't get a date.	Yeah, well, you're not the only one. Everybody I know has totally fucked up problems... It seems like only stupid people have good relationships...
what, like a girdle?	Maybe now you understand why I can't get a date.
oh... uh... it's just this elastic thing i have to wear for lumbar support...	What, like a girdle?
what is that?	Oh... uh... It's just this elastic thing I have to wear for lumbar support...
it's just my stupid back. i'll be all right in a minute...	What is that?
are you okay?	It's just my stupid back. I'll be all right in a minute...
arrrghhh! ah jeez... christ...	Are you okay?
no, doofus... blow it out!	Arrrghhh! Ah Jeez... Christ...
oh... uh, thanks a lot enid... i really appreciate it...	No, Doofus... blow it out!
you can open your eyes now.	Oh... uh, thanks a lot Enid... I really appreciate it...
i dunno... they're very sensitive at work about all this stuff. maybe it would be better if you --	Don't you trust me, Seymour?
i promise i'll take good care of it.	I dunno... they're very sensitive at work about all this stuff. Maybe it would be better if you --
what? why?	I promise I'll take good care of it.
hey, can i borrow this?	What? Why?
no, in a lot of ways things are better now... i dunno... it's complicated. everybody still hates each other, but they know how to hide it better, or something...	Hey, can I borrow this?
so, i don't really get it -- are you saying that things were better back then  even though there was stuff like this?	No, in a lot of ways things are better now... I dunno... it's complicated. Everybody still hates each other, but they know how to hide it better, or something...
i make enough money to eat and buy old records... what more do i want?	So, I don't really get it -- are you saying that things were better back then  even though there was stuff like this?
yeah, but still...	I make enough money to eat and buy old records... what more do I want?
hey, i get good benefits, a good early retirement plan, nobody ever bothers me...	Yeah, but still...
jesus, i'd go nuts if i had to work in an office all day.	Hey, I get good benefits, a good early retirement plan, nobody ever bothers me...
nothing so glamorous... actually, i'm an assistant manager at their corporate headquarters.	Jesus, I'd go nuts if I had to work in an office all day.
what are you, a fry cook or something?	Nothing so glamorous... actually, I'm an assistant manager at their corporate headquarters.
for nineteen years...	What are you, a fry cook or something?
you work at cook's chicken?	For nineteen years...
actually, i was a whole lot more interested in the cook's phenomenon when i was about your age. i've kind of lost interest since i've been working for them...	You work at Cook's Chicken?
"four-piece cook's special deep fried with side n' slaw it's out ray-geous"!	Yeah, well "Cook's" is just a made up name. When they originally opened back in 1922 they were named "The Coon Chicken Inn" -- that's an early painting of their first logo.
yeah, right, i'm a klansman - thanks a lot!... do you know the cook's chicken franchise?	"Four-piece Cook's special deep fried with side n' slaw it's OUT RAY-GEOUS"!
what, are you a klansman or something?	Yeah, right, I'm a klansman - thanks a lot!... Do you know the Cook's Chicken franchise?
what?... oh that... i borrowed that from work about fifteen years ago... i guess it's mine now.	What, are you a klansman or something?
what the fuck, seymour?! what is this?	What?... Oh that... I borrowed that from work about fifteen years ago... I guess it's mine now.
i dunno... because i can't stand the idea of a world where a guy like you can't get a date...	What the fuck, Seymour?! What is this?
if you don't mind my asking -- why do you care so much if i get a date or not?	I dunno... because I can't stand the idea of a world where a guy like you can't get a date...
wow, this is so cool...	If you don't mind my asking -- why do you care so much if I get a date or not?
"yet."	Wow, this is so cool...
it doesn't matter, i'm not staying long... i just want to make sure i convince you not to give up yet.	"Yet."
i'm not sure i have anything to drink... there might be some --	It doesn't matter, I'm not staying long... I just want to make sure I convince you not to give up yet.
hooray for me.	I'm not sure I have anything to drink... there might be some --
i'd rather end up like you than those people at that stupid bar...  at least you're an interesting person... at least you're not exactly like everybody else...	Hooray for me.
but it's not totally hopeless for you... i've had it. i don't even have the energy to try anymore.  you should make sure you do the exact opposite of everything i do so you don't end up like me...	I'd rather end up like you than those people at that stupid bar...  At least you're an interesting person... at least you're not exactly like everybody else...
yeah, well, i can't relate to humanity either, but i don't think it's totally hopeless...	But it's not totally hopeless for you... I've had it. I don't even have the energy to try anymore.  You should make sure you do the exact opposite of everything I do so you don't end up like me...
yeah, well it's simple for everybody else - give 'em a big mac and a pair of nikes and they're happy! i just can't relate to 99.9% of humanity.	Yeah, well, I can't relate to humanity either, but I don't think it's totally hopeless...
it's not hopeless...	Yeah, well it's simple for everybody else - give 'em a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy! I just can't relate to 99.9% of humanity.
look, i really appreciate your help, enid, but let's face it, this is hopeless.	It's not hopeless...
we just need to figure out a place where you can meet somebody who isn't a total idiot, that's all.	Look, I really appreciate your help, Enid, but let's face it, this is hopeless.
now i remember why i haven't gone anywhere in months. i'm not even in the same universe as those creatures back there. i might as well be from another planet.	We just need to figure out a place where you can meet somebody who isn't a total idiot, that's all.
jesus...	Now I remember why I haven't gone anywhere in months. I'm not even in the same universe as those creatures back there. I might as well be from another planet.
i told her you were a big record executive and you were thinking of signing that band to your label.	Jesus...
what did you tell that girl?	I told her you were a big record executive and you were thinking of signing that band to your label.
wait a minute! hang on! jesus, i gotta think of something to talk to her about. no! no...	Just wait here.
well, offer her a seat! you want me to do it?	Wait a minute! Hang on! Jesus, I gotta think of something to talk to her about. No! No...
yes, that would certainly do...	Well, offer her a seat! You want me to do it?
what are we, in slow motion here?! what are ya, hypnotized? have some more kids, why don't you?... for christ's sake, would you move!?	Jesus, Seymour.
i'm not holding my breath in that department.	What are we, in slow motion here?! What are ya, hypnotized? Have some more kids, why don't you?... For Christ's sake, would you move!?
this bar's going to be packed with girls for you to pick from.	I'm not holding my breath in that department.
i brought it for him to autograph. he's going to be amazed to see it - it's one of two known copies... i can't believe they have him for the opening act and not the headliner. what an insult!	This bar's going to be packed with girls for you to pick from.
so, why did you bring this along?	I brought it for him to autograph. He's going to be amazed to see it - it's one of two known copies... I can't believe they have him for the opening act and not the headliner. What an insult!
that thing is just so shrill and piercing and loud - it's like someone jabbing me in the face!  kfto comin' atchya on this beautiful evening...	So, why did you bring this along?
relax, seymour, relax...	That thing is just so shrill and piercing and loud - it's like someone jabbing me in the face!  KFTO comin' atchya on this beautiful evening...
uh, i don't have much money with me right now.	C'mon, Seymour, please?
look at this -- "lollipop lolitas" - isn't child pornography totally illegal?	These are older women just dressed up to look young... I think.
shh!	OH MY GOD!
wow! look at all these creeps!	Shh!
fine, i'll go by myself then...	Wow! Look at all these creeps!
i really don't think it's a good idea.	Fine, I'll go by myself then...
please? we have to!	I really don't think it's a good idea.
i don't think so...	PLEASE? We have to!
we'll just go in for one minute -- it'll be a riot!	I don't think so...
i - i'd really rather not...	We'll just go in for one minute -- it'll be a riot!
please, seymour... becky and i have been dying to go in here but we can't get any boys to take us...  please?	I - I'd really rather not...
yeah, sure... very funny....	Please, Seymour... Becky and I have been dying to go in here but we can't get any boys to take us...  Please?
oh my god! we have to go in here!	Yeah, sure... very funny....
well are --	Oh my god! We have to go in here!
josh? he's nobody's boyfriend... he's just this guy that becky and i like to torture.	Well are --
so is that your boyfriend?	Josh? He's nobody's boyfriend... He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture.
well, let's see... i guess i'd have to put traditional jazz, blues, and ragtime music at the top of the list, then probably...	Let's just say "music" - that way you only use up one...  Wait, we have to go in here for a second...
yeah yeah yeah... just tell me your five main interests, in order of importance.	Well, let's see... I guess I'd have to put Traditional Jazz, Blues, and Ragtime music at the top of the list, then probably...
maybe i don't want to meet someone who shares my interests.  i hate my interests! where can i go to meet the exact opposite of myself?	Yeah yeah yeah... Just tell me your five main interests, in order of importance.
we need to narrow this down somehow... we need to find a place where you can meet women who share your interests.	Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests.  I hate my interests! Where can I go to meet the exact opposite of myself?
every guy has a type!	I mean as long as she's not a complete imbecile and she's even remotely attractive...
i'm just not one of those guys who has a "type"...	Every guy has a type!
c'mon seymour, i'm trying to collect data here! don't you want me to find you your perfect dream girl?	I'm just not one of those guys who has a "type"...
jesus!	C'mon Seymour, I'm trying to collect data here! Don't you want me to find you your perfect dream girl?
okay, what about this one? are you into girls with big tits?	Jesus!
i really didn't get a good look at her.	Okay, what about this one? Are you into girls with big tits?
but putting that aside for now, would you go out with her?	I really didn't get a good look at her.
i don't know, what kind of question is that? i mean it's totally irrelevant because a girl like that would never be caught dead with me...	But putting that aside for now, would you go out with her?
what about her? would you go out with her?	I don't know, what kind of question is that? I mean it's totally irrelevant because a girl like that would never be caught dead with me...
jesus! that's very nice of you enid but i - i really --	What about her? Would you go out with her?
mark my words, by the end of this summer you'll be up to your neck in pussy!	Jesus! That's very nice of you Enid but I - I really --
i appreciate the offer but you really don't --	Mark my words, by the end of this summer you'll be up to your neck in pussy!
i mean it -- you leave everything to me -- i'm going to be your own personal dating service!	I appreciate the offer but you really don't --
yeah, well...	I mean it -- You leave everything to me -- I'm going to be your own personal dating service!
i'm totally serious!	Yeah, well...
good luck...	I'm totally serious!
no really... i guarantee i could get you a date in like two seconds...	Good luck...
oh, right...	No really... I guarantee I could get you a date in like two seconds...
i'm talking to you... i'll bet there are tons of women who would go out with you in a minute!	Oh, right...
yeah right... if i'm so cool, why haven't i had a girlfriend in four years? i can't even remember the last time a girl talked to me.	I'm talking to you... I'll bet there are tons of women who would go out with you in a minute!
no you're not! you're a cool guy, seymour.	Yeah right... If I'm so cool, why haven't I had a girlfriend in four years? I can't even remember the last time a girl talked to me.
you think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? you can't connect with other people so you fill your life with stuff...  i'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers.	No you're not! You're a cool guy, Seymour.
oh, come on! what are you talking about?	You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? You can't connect with other people so you fill your life with stuff...  I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers.
please... go ahead and kill me! this stuff doesn't make you happy, believe me.	Oh, come on! What are you talking about?
god, look at this poster!  i can't believe this room! you're the luckiest guy in the world! i'd kill to have stuff like this!	Please... go ahead and kill me! This stuff doesn't make you happy, believe me.
i have about fifteen hundred 78s at this point. i've tried to pare down my collection to the essential...	God, look at this poster!  I can't believe this room! You're the luckiest guy in the world! I'd kill to have stuff like this!
wow! this is like my dream room! are these all records!	I have about fifteen hundred 78s at this point. I've tried to pare down my collection to the essential...
yeah, well sure... you can if you want to... it's just i don't want all these guys in there at once... you know...	Wow! This is like my dream room! Are these all records!
really? can i see it?	Yeah, well sure... you can if you want to... it's just I don't want all these guys in there at once... you know...
oh god no. this is just junk i have for sale or trade. the record room is off-limits.	Really? Can I see it?
you're right about that.  so this is your record collection?	Oh God no. This is just junk I have for sale or trade. The record room is off-limits.
i... i didn't think you would have any interest in this get together... i mean if you had told me you were coming i would have warned you -- it's not like a real party or anything.	You're right about that.  So this is your record collection?
what was all that stuff about enlarged holes and tight cracks?	I... I didn't think you would have any interest in this get together... I mean if you had told me you were coming I would have warned you -- it's not like a real party or anything.
no!!!	Hey, I was only kidding!
oops! i dropped it!	NO!!!
yeah, sure, i guess...	Watch my stuff.
do you want to see it? i can run upstairs and get it...	Yeah, sure, I guess...
wow!	Do you want to see it? I can run upstairs and get it...
the skip james record? yeah, that's a masterpiece. there are no other records like that! i actually have the original 78 of it in my collection. it's one of maybe five known copies.	Wow!
yeah, that's good too... the whole record was good, but that one song, "devil got my woman" -- i mostly just keep playing that one over and over... do you have any other records like that?	The Skip James record? Yeah, that's a masterpiece. There are no other records like that! I actually have the original 78 of it in my collection. It's one of maybe five known copies.
so you really liked it? yeah, there's some really rare performances. you liked that memphis minnie, huh?	Yeah, that's good too... the whole record was good, but that one song, "Devil Got My Woman" -- I mostly just keep playing that one over and over... Do you have any other records like that?
yeah, it took a while before i got a chance to play it, but when i heard that song it was like --	So you really liked it? Yeah, there's some really rare performances. You liked that Memphis Minnie, huh?
a dollar seventy-five.	Okay.
how much is it?	A dollar seventy-five.
wow!	How much is it?
this track alone by memphis minnie is worth about $500 if you have the original 78. she was one of the greatest guitar players that ever lived, and a great singer and songwriter as well. i know the guy who owns the original and lent it for use on this reissue.	Wow!
nah, it's not so great. here's the one i'd recommend.	This track alone by Memphis Minnie is worth about $500 if you have the original 78. She was one of the greatest guitar players that ever lived, and a great singer and songwriter as well. I know the guy who owns the original and lent it for use on this reissue.
is this one any good?	Nah, it's not so great. Here's the one I'd recommend.
well there's a few choice lps in here that re-issue some really great old blues stuff.	Is this one any good?
sure, i guess.	Well there's a few choice LPs in here that re-issue some really great old blues stuff.
there's some good stuff in here... do you like old music?	Sure, I guess.
sure!... wait, maybe not 78s, but i can play regular records...	There's some good stuff in here... do you like old music?
those are all 78s... can you play 78s?	Sure!... Wait, maybe not 78s, but I can play regular records...
i don't have anything after about 1935. i may have one hindu 78 from the twenties in my collection, but it's not really for sale. i don't really collect "foreign."	Those are all 78s... Can you play 78s?
you know, like weird 1960's indian rock n' roll music.	I don't have anything after about 1935. I may have one Hindu 78 from the twenties in my collection, but it's not really for sale. I don't really collect "foreign."
indian records?	You know, like weird 1960's Indian rock n' roll music.
do you have any old indian records?	Indian records?
let me tell ya somethin', joe... listen to me, joe... you can't hit a home run without swinging the bat!	Right.
don't worry about it. he's not gettin' any and neither are you.	Let me tell ya somethin', Joe... Listen to me, Joe... you can't hit a home run without swinging the bat!
seymour? you gotta be kidding me!	Don't worry about it. He's not gettin' any and neither are you.
they're seymour's.	Seymour? You gotta be kidding me!
so what's the story with the two cheerleaders over here?	They're Seymour's.
yeah, well... thanks for cheering me up.	No problem.
maybe she's got another boyfriend.	Yeah, well... thanks for cheering me up.
maybe she was just using you to try and get back at some guy. who knows? it could be a million things. it's wasted time trying to logically figure out the female brain, that's for sure.	Maybe she's got another boyfriend.
where else am i ever going to find another girl who likes geeshie wiley records?  she could at least have the decency to call me back.	Maybe she was just using you to try and get back at some guy. Who knows? It could be a million things. It's wasted time trying to logically figure out the female brain, that's for sure.
still torturing yourself over that enid, huh?	Where else am I ever going to find another girl who likes Geeshie Wiley records?  She could at least have the decency to call me back.
yeah, i'm really, really happy. really having a good time.	Still torturing yourself over that Enid, huh?
well, here's where the fun never stops!	Yeah, I'm really, really happy. Really having a good time.
yeah.	Call me sometime.
did you remember to pay the phone bill?	Yeah.
i agree.	I wish I could see him.
so josh, if this guy freaks out, will you protect us?	He has every reason to freak out -- this is a totally fucked-up thing to do to somebody!
please josh?	Forget it, there's no way... find some other poor sucker to abuse.
right, exactly!	I think it's really a wonderful piece, Margaret!
this shocking image of repressed femininity!	Right, exactly!
i guess i see the teacup as a symbol for womanhood, because of tea parties in the olden days, but instead of tea i was trying to kind of confront people with this... like...	This shocking image of repressed femininity!
very good. now, what can you tell us about it in regard to your artistic intent?	I guess I see the teacup as a symbol for womanhood, because of tea parties in the olden days, but instead of tea I was trying to kind of confront people with this... like...
it's a "found object"... that's when an artist takes an ordinary object and places it in an artistic context and thus it becomes art.	Very good. Now, what can you tell us about it in regard to your artistic intent?
i can see that... now what can you tell us about it? first of all, what kind of sculpture is this?	It's a "found object"... that's when an artist takes an ordinary object and places it in an artistic context and thus it becomes art.
it's a tampon in a teacup...	I can see that... now what can you tell us about it? First of all, what kind of sculpture is this?
what do we have here, margaret?	It's a tampon in a teacup...
it's my response to the issue of a woman's right to choose... it's something i feel super-strongly about.	Isn't this a wonderful piece, class? This definitely falls into that higher category of art I was speaking of earlier.
talk to us about it...	It's my response to the issue of a woman's right to choose... it's something I feel super-strongly about.
i am.	Talk to us about it...
i think that phillip and enid can help us to see that there are-many different ways we can express ourselves.  we can do things like these cartoons that are amusing as a sort of light entertainment or we can do work that is more serious in scope and feeling and that deals with issues; emotional, spiritual, political; of great importance. i hope that you will each have the tools to do that type of work by the end of this class.  who is responsible for this?	I am.
didn't she ever tell you about that? god, she really is pathological...	What fake blind date? What are you talking about?
what are you talking about?	Didn't she ever tell you about that? God, she really is pathological...
on that pathetic fake blind date.	What are you talking about?
what do you mean?	On that pathetic fake blind date.
look, what do you expect?  considering how we met you.	What do you mean?
did she say that?	Look, what do you expect?  Considering how we met you.
yeah, she thinks you're a dork.	Did she say that?
why did you say she might be hiding from me? did she say anything to you about me?	Yeah, she thinks you're a dork.
that slut!	Why did you say she might be hiding from me? Did she say anything to you about me?
really, i don't know enough about it to...	That slut!
why wouldn't she tell me? there's no way! she could never keep that to herself... you're crazy.	Really, I don't know enough about it to...
i have no idea - i just want to...	Why wouldn't she tell me? There's no way! She could never keep that to herself... you're crazy.
what? is she having some secret affair with josh?	I have no idea - I just want to...
she just mentioned him a few times and said that they had been dating - i thought maybe she was...	What? Is she having some secret affair with Josh?
why? what did she tell you?	She just mentioned him a few times and said that they had been dating - I thought maybe she was...
i don't know.	Why? What did she tell you?
josh!? why would she be with josh?	I don't know.
maybe she's with josh?	Josh!? Why would she be with Josh?
i don't know... where is she, then?	Maybe she's with Josh?
why would she be hiding from me?	I don't know... where is she, then?
are you sure she wasn't there?  maybe she was just hiding from you.	Why would she be hiding from me?
uh, do you mind if i wait? i really need to talk to her.	Are you sure she wasn't there?  Maybe she was just hiding from you.
what the fuck is she doing?! she was supposed to be here three hours ago!	Uh, do you mind if I wait? I really need to talk to her.
no... they said she was here...	What the fuck is she doing?! She was supposed to be here three hours ago!
she's not at home?	No... they said she was here...
uh... hi. uh... enid's stepmother told me i'd find her here?	She's not at home?
yes?	Do you have a check for me?
seymour?	Yes?
don't thank me. you're doing all the work.	Seymour?
thank you, doctor.	Don't thank me. You're doing all the work.
why don't we start with that next week?	Thank you, doctor.
it doesn't pay very much, but i should be able to afford my own place in a few months... do you think that's too soon? i'm really anxious to get my record collection out of storage...	Why don't we start with that next week?
remember what i said when we first started -- this little breakdown might turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to you!	It doesn't pay very much, but I should be able to afford my own place in a few months... Do you think that's too soon? I'm really anxious to get my record collection out of storage...
well, mostly archival research, cataloguing old records and writing liner notes for their cd reissues. it's really... i can't believe it.	Remember what I said when we first started -- this little breakdown might turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to you!
so tell me more about this job. what exactly will you be doing?	Well, mostly archival research, cataloguing old records and writing liner notes for their CD reissues. It's really... I can't believe it.
i have to admit, things have really started looking up for me since my life turned to shit.	So tell me more about this job. What exactly will you be doing?
-at last you're right- we do- you are the problem in tsavo-	-careful, Abdullah-
i wasn't and you know it and don't push it- just listen- we have a problem in tsavo-	-at last you're right- we do- you are the problem in Tsavo-
-now you're telling me my beliefs?- i don't think so-	I wasn't and you know it and don't push it- just listen- we have a problem in Tsavo-
-that's ridiculous talk and you can't seriously believe it-	-now you're telling me my beliefs?- I don't think so-
the next time will be as this time- the devil has come to tsavo-	-that's ridiculous talk and you can't seriously believe it-
morning, friend, glorious day.	As are they all.
he'll replace you, too- that's all you really care about.	You think so? Fine.  It's best you get out. Go. Tell all your people to go, run home where they'll be safe under the covers and when the bridge is built and the railroad is done, they can tell their women that out of all the thousands who worked here, they were the only ones to flee-
he sees this chaos, he'll replace you all.	He'll replace you, too- that's all you really care about.
you think you matter?  -beaumont is on that train- he matters-	He sees this chaos, he'll replace you all.
-you do not call me a liar- you know nothing of their health- consider yourself fortunate i persuaded so many to stay- consider yourself fortunate i have decided to stay-	You think you matter?  -Beaumont is on that train- he matters-
-oh, sing a different song, abdullah-  -there's nothing wrong with your men so stop telling me there is-	-you do not call me a liar- you know nothing of their health- consider yourself fortunate I persuaded so many to stay- consider yourself fortunate I have decided to stay-
there is no reason for fear.	On that I choose to remain dubious.  Two are dead now in two nights.
oh, you're a doctor now, too?	There is no reason for fear.
let me see the sick.	Oh, you're a doctor now, too?
-malaria epidemic; very sudden.	Let me see the sick.
you were contracted to work-	-malaria epidemic; very sudden.
how; we don't know where they are?	We'll have to make them come to us, won't we? And since there are two of them, we're going to set two plans in motion.  First: we must move the entire hospital by tomorrow night.
starting now, we attack them.	How; we don't know where they are?
excellent decision.  your name is abdullah? i'm sure we'll meet again. go and enjoy the splendid morning.	I think it's been a pleasure.
most certainly. absolutely. yes.	Excellent decision.  Your name is Abdullah? I'm sure we'll meet again. Go and enjoy the splendid morning.
am i to take it you want to live?	Most certainly. Absolutely. Yes.
i am a man of peace.	Am I to take it you want to live?
you're right. the devil has come. look at me. i am the devil.	I am a man of peace.
you don't know all that has happened here- the devil has come to tsavo.	You're right. The Devil has come. Look at me. I am the Devil.
no hints, samuel.	You don't know all that has happened here- the Devil has come to Tsavo.
understand, i had help-	-not a time for modesty, Bob-
every man who's ever fired a rifle has heard of him- by the time you find him, the lions will be dead.	Very well, the job's still yours, I'll go. But if I have to return, you're finished. And I will then do everything I can to destroy your reputation. Am I not fair?  Told you you'd hate me.
i'm going to try and locate redbeard- i assume you've heard of him.	Every man who's ever fired a rifle has heard of him- by the time you find him, the lions will be dead.
all they'll bring is more chaos and we've plenty of that already- and if they come in, word will get out- and what happens to your knighthood then?	I'm going to try and locate Redbeard- I assume you've heard of him.
let me explain about time- you've been here three months and already two months behind. and the germans and the french are gearing up. and i don't care about you and i don't care about the thirty dead- i care about my knighthood and if this railroad finishes on schedule, i'll get my knighthood and i want it.  professional hunters may be the answer.	All they'll bring is more chaos and we've plenty of that already- and if they come in, word will get out- and what happens to your knighthood then?
you genuinely enjoy trying to terrify people, don't you? well, fine-  -except there isn't a higher rated engineer and we both know that. and since time is so important to you, how long do you think it would take to find someone else qualified and bring him here?	Let me explain about time- you've been here three months and already two months behind. And the Germans and the French are gearing up. And I don't care about you and I don't care about the thirty dead- I care about my knighthood and if this railroad finishes on schedule, I'll get my knighthood and I want it.  Professional hunters may be the answer.
i made a mistake hiring you- you're simply not up to the job.	You genuinely enjoy trying to terrify people, don't you? Well, fine-  -except there isn't a higher rated engineer and we both know that. And since time is so important to you, how long do you think it would take to find someone else qualified and bring him here?
what?	I made a mistake hiring you- you're simply not up to the job.
in point of fact, it didn't.  but i'm convinced the theory is sound.	What?
and it worked?	In point of fact, it didn't.  But I'm convinced the theory is sound.
i didn't conceive of it for the lions- i built one in india when there was trouble with a tiger.	And it worked?
are you running a high fever, man? how could you expect something as lunatic as this to succeed? how could you even conceive of it?	I didn't conceive of it for the lions- I built one in India when there was trouble with a tiger.
genius- the beast will enter, tripping the wire, the door will slide down, trapping him, you, safe behind the bars, will have him at your mercy and will shoot him.	Are you running a high fever, man? How could you expect something as lunatic as this to succeed? How could you even conceive of it?
in that half will be bait- human bait- i'll start things off-  -a sliding door will fit above that and a trip wire will run across the floor.	Genius- the beast will enter, tripping the wire, the door will slide down, trapping him, you, safe behind the bars, will have him at your mercy and will shoot him.
i'm calling it my "contraption"- we're going to surround it with a boma- a fence, to you- and we're going to leave a small opening opposite that door.	In that half will be bait- human bait- I'll start things off-  -a sliding door will fit above that and a trip wire will run across the floor.
this is supposed to be salvation?  what kind of idiocy are we dealing with here?	I'm calling it my "contraption"- we're going to surround it with a boma- a fence, to you- and we're going to leave a small opening opposite that door.
it hasn't been that simple so far.	What have they done besides kill Starling?  How many have they killed?
-what's the surprise in that, this is africa?	It hasn't been that simple so far.
it's what the natives are calling the lions-  -two lions have been causing trouble-	-what's the surprise in that, this is Africa?
yes he is.	Well, I need to speak to him.
awhile back he ordered some bibles-  -i've brought them.  is he here?	Yes he is.
starling?	Awhile back he ordered some bibles-  -I've brought them.  Is he here?
i do need to see starling.	Starling?
truthfully?  there has been the occasional odd hiccup- but then, as you so wisely told me, i'd never built in africa.	But overall, you're pleased?
so work must be going well?	Truthfully?  There has been the occasional odd hiccup- but then, as you so wisely told me, I'd never built in Africa.
don't they, though?	So work must be going well?
lovely sound- they seem happy.	Don't they, though?
how could it be? i hate africa.	Lovely sound- they seem happy.
pleasant journey?	How could it be? I hate Africa.
very moving, patterson; i'm touched you confided in me.  but i don't really give a shit about your upcoming litter. i've made you with this assignment-  -don't make me break you.	You won't have the chance.  Any further words of encouragement?  Then I've a train to catch.
i've got a reason far beyond confidence: my wife is having our firstborn in five months and i promised i'd be with her when the baby comes.	Very moving, Patterson; I'm touched you confided in me.  But I don't really give a shit about your upcoming litter. I've made you with this assignment-  -don't make me break you.
you'll need your confidence, i promise you.	I've got a reason far beyond confidence: my wife is having our firstborn in five months and I promised I'd be with her when the baby comes.
but i have in india- every country presents problems.	You'll need your confidence, I promise you.
you've never built in africa.	But I have in India- every country presents problems.
i'm sure you've examined my record. so you know i've never yet been late on a bridge.	You've never built in Africa.
-build the bridge over the tsavo river. and be finished in four months time. can you do that?	I'm sure you've examined my record. So you know I've never yet been late on a bridge.
my wife is the game player in the family, sir.	Games?  Look at me closely, Patterson: I am a monster. My only pleasure is tormenting people who work for me, such as yourself.  One mistake and I promise you this: I'll make you hate me.
john henry patterson, come in. i'm robert beaumont.  firm- i like that, tells me a lot about you-  -now why don't you tell me about me? to get you started, many people find me handsome, with a wonderful smile. i'm sure you agree.  winning personality, heaps of charm?	My wife is the game player in the family, sir.
you don't enjoy killing, do you?	Then why do it?
you're certain about tomorrow?  but you don't seem excited.	You don't enjoy killing, do you?
i know it's your first day and of course you must be tired from the journey-  -but what are you going to do about it?	Karim will have to show me where it happened. And of course, I'll need the donkey.  With any luck, I'll sort it out tonight.
then why do you stay?	Who else would hire me?  Beat you to it, didn't I?  Oh yes, almost forgot- brought you a little welcoming gift.
this sham? ridiculous. who needs it? it's only being built to control the ivory trade, make men richer.	Then why do you stay?
-please- you needn't be so graphic-	You intend "sorting this out" tonight?
-then he feasted on him, starting with his feet-	-please- you needn't be so graphic-
a man-eater attacks and you're such a buffoon you almost forget to mention it?	Well, he got away, didn't he?  Riding a donkey not far from here when the lion sprang on them- donkey took the brunt of it- then suddenly the lion ran off.
you never had it.	Nigel and I don't like each other much.
i'm david hawthorne, this is my hospital. and my advice to you is, "don't get sick in front of it."  that was meant to be charming, sorry. i seem to have lost the knack.	You never had it.
i have been desperate for patterson to let me move the hospital since the day he arrived.	Then we agree.
i suppose i could answer you. i suppose i could explain that the place is so inviting, what with the smell of blood and flesh, that they have to strike. it's even possible that i tell you i found some fresh paw marks around back which means they're already contemplating feasting here.  but i don't want to answer you because when you question me you are really saying that i don't have the least idea what i am doing, that i am nothing but an incompetent, that i am a fool.  anyone who finds me a fool, please say so now.	I have been desperate for Patterson to let me move the hospital since the day he arrived.
silliest thing i ever heard of- why in the world should we go through all that?	I suppose I could answer you. I suppose I could explain that the place is so inviting, what with the smell of blood and flesh, that they have to strike. It's even possible that I tell you I found some fresh paw marks around back which means they're already contemplating feasting here.  But I don't want to answer you because when you question me you are really saying that I don't have the least idea what I am doing, that I am nothing but an incompetent, that I am a fool.  Anyone who finds me a fool, please say so now.
-is it, i'm sorry, but then, of course, you're the doctor, you should know.	Silliest thing I ever heard of- why in the world should we go through all that?
that's a terrible idea-	-is it, I'm sorry, but then, of course, you're the doctor, you should know.
go, now.  such a gentleman.	I am desperate to see Africa- but I hate the leaving.
-not "what if"- there will be, there always are. which only means that our "son" and i- note my confidence- will have an excuse to come visit.	Go, now.  Such a gentleman.
what if there are complications?-	-not "what if"- there will be, there always are. Which only means that our "son" and I- note my confidence- will have an excuse to come visit.
-oh please- if i'd been against your taking this, you would have abandoned me. you've been desperate to see africa your whole life.	What if there are complications?-
-well, it's just...  ...other men don't abandon their wives at such a time-	-oh please- if I'd been against your taking this, you would have abandoned me. You've been desperate to see Africa your whole life.
oh dear-  -you're geting that downtrodden look again-	-well, it's just...  ...other men don't abandon their wives at such a time-
it was embarrassing- the man showered me with compliments.	Oh dear-  -you're geting that downtrodden look again-
tell me about beaumont- does he understand how brilliant you are, how lucky he is to have you?	It was embarrassing- the man showered me with compliments.
we're not much good at goodbyes, helena.	Tell me about Beaumont- does he understand how brilliant you are, how lucky he is to have you?
i tried to be late, john- it would have been easier if you'd gone.	We're not much good at goodbyes, Helena.
-well, of course he kept moving- but he couldn't have been more than ten feet away from the three of you- surely you must have wounded the thing-	I assure you we came close many times-
-i would never make excuses- but a fire broke out- the light was bad- he kept moving-	-well, of course he kept moving- but he couldn't have been more than ten feet away from the three of you- surely you must have wounded the thing-
not once?- you didn't hit it once?-	-I would never make excuses- but a fire broke out- the light was bad- he kept moving-
that is correct.  nothing.	Not once?- you didn't hit it once?-
all right- you'll spend your nights inside.  you'll have plenty of ammunition. you're totally protected, you have really nothing to fear.	That is correct.  Nothing.
we have hunted since childhood.	All right- you'll spend your nights inside.  You'll have plenty of ammunition. You're totally protected, you have really nothing to fear.
very good indeed.	We have hunted since childhood.
you mean nobody died?	We all worked together. Worthy deeds were accomplished. I liked the labor.  My mother insisted on piano lessons- broke the dear woman's heart when I turned out to be tone deaf- but she still was always at me about being careful with my hands.  I like the blood, is that strange?
what a good week.	You mean nobody died?
-far end of camp- man wandering alone at night. hawthorne's examining the body now.  there's even less of him than of singh.	But it's crazy- the lion shouldn't be that hungry this soon.  Samuel?
second death? where?-	-far end of camp- man wandering alone at night. Hawthorne's examining the body now.  There's even less of him than of Singh.
but you said they were always old.	That's what the books say...
i'll try- but this feels so different- that old lion i killed could never carry off a man singh's size.	But you said they were always old.
john, it will not be easy.	Nigel, you'll just have to use your hands-
in your honor, nigel. and you and singh will be in charge of building them- and you'll also build the roadbeds and the three foundation pillars- and you'll be finished in eight thrilling weeks.	John, it will not be easy.
you do plan to mark it a bit more precisely than just-  -"there."	In your honor, Nigel. And you and Singh will be in charge of building them- and you'll also build the roadbeds and the three foundation pillars- and you'll be finished in eight thrilling weeks.
all right- thee second embankment will go there.	You do plan to mark it a bit more precisely than just-  -"there."
aren't we full of ourselves today?  i think it's because of the lion.	Possibly.
how lucky we are.	Aren't we full of ourselves today?  I think it's because of the lion.
-true enough- but without the comedy relief.	How lucky we are.
with much more on the way-  -john- we could have had this chat on flatter ground-	-true enough- but without the comedy relief.
...one shot...	So that's what a lion looks like.
not to terrify you, nigel, but it's worse than you think- i've never even seen one.	...one shot...
since you'd only been here three hours when we met, are you sure this is how you hunt lions?	Not to terrify you, Nigel, but it's worse than you think- I've never even seen one.
what?	Since you'd only been here three hours when we met, are you sure this is how you hunt lions?
john? i know this isn't the time to ask, but-	What?
-you'll have to deal with it, nigel.	That is precisely my plan- but back in my tent.
i'm sure you mean that to be comforting, but-	-you'll have to deal with it, Nigel.
shhh.	I'm sure you mean that to be comforting, but-
i hate to be a bother, john, but the cramp's getting worse.  the pain is actually quite unbearable now.	Shhh.
well, why not? you seem so calm and experienced.  why not, indeed!	I hate to be a bother, John, but the cramp's getting worse.  The pain is actually quite unbearable now.
i'd love the company. and i've hunted all my life.	Well, why not? You seem so calm and experienced.  Why not, indeed!
i've never been all that adventurous. i wouldn't be in the way?	I'd love the company. And I've hunted all my life.
might be exciting for you.	I've never been all that adventurous. I wouldn't be in the way?
i don't suppose i could watch.	Might be exciting for you.
we know three things about man-eaters. first, they always return to where they've attacked before. second, they're always old- they can't catch other animals so they turn to us. and third, they're always alone- they've been cast out by their pride because they can't keep up.	I don't suppose I could watch.
you said "of course" you'd need the donkey. why "of course"?	We know three things about man-eaters. First, they always return to where they've attacked before. Second, they're always old- they can't catch other animals so they turn to us. And third, they're always alone- they've been cast out by their pride because they can't keep up.
well, he put me in a spot, didn't he? but that's all right- after all, i'm responsible for everything that happens here. and it certainly won't do much for morale if a man-eater's on the prowl.	You said "of course" you'd need the donkey. Why "of course"?
i couldn't believe it when you said "sort it out." as if it were the most normal thing in the world. "ho-hum, what lovely tea, i think i'll bag a killer beast this evening, nothing much else going on anyway."	Well, he put me in a spot, didn't he? But that's all right- after all, I'm responsible for everything that happens here. And it certainly won't do much for morale if a man-eater's on the prowl.
and anxious to get started.  what is this, mostly malaria?	Yes- but their suffering is only transitory- once they except God into their hearts, He will vanquish all pain.
finish your tour?	And anxious to get started.  What is this, mostly malaria?
excellent. could i see the bridge site?	I've got medical supplies to deliver. Come along to the hospital when you're done.
samuel is camp liaison- absolutely indispensable- the only man here everyone trusts.	Does he speak English?
have you got that in writing?	Samuel is camp liaison- absolutely indispensable- the only man here everyone trusts.
we all have our reasons. mine is simply to make them understand happiness, accept salvation, know the serenity that comes-  -best i stop. one of the by-products of my belief is that i can become amazingly boring. but i know god smiles on me.	Have you got that in writing?
beaumont says it's to end slavery.	We all have our reasons. Mine is simply to make them understand happiness, accept salvation, know the serenity that comes-  -best I stop. One of the by-products of my belief is that I can become amazingly boring. But I know God smiles on me.
every time i see something like that, i know we're right to be here- to bring christianity into their lives, enrich their souls.	Beaumont says it's to end slavery.
almost three hours.  but i've been getting ready all my life.	Every time I see something like that, I know we're right to be here- to bring Christianity into their lives, enrich their souls.
i've lived in africa a year and i don't know what you know. how long have you been here?	Almost three hours.  But I've been getting ready all my life.
just that they fart through their mouths.  must make kissing something of a gamble.	I've lived in Africa a year and I don't know what you know. How long have you been here?
anything special about them?	Just that they fart through their mouths.  Must make kissing something of a gamble.
the females are bigger- only animal here like that- have to be or they wouldn't survive because the males eat the young.	Anything special about them?
don't much like them.	The females are bigger- only animal here like that- have to be or they wouldn't survive because the males eat the young.
he just gave me his "monster" speech.	That. I know Robert seems dreadful, but when you truly get to know the man, well, he's much worse.  And I'm one of his defenders.  Forget him for now- it's your first ride to Tsavo- I think you'll find it breathtaking.
many thanks.  you're patterson, yes?  nigel starling- i'll be assisting you at tsavo- but surely beaumont must have told you that.	He just gave me his "monster" speech.
understood- you realize now you could never have done it without me.	Actually, I could have done it much more easily without you, but for whatever reason, I'm glad you came.
i never thought i'd say this, but i'm glad you came.	Understood- you realize now you could never have done it without me.
how many do you think they've killed?	The most of any lions... a hundred...?  Probably more.  Johnny...?
because i think they're after you.	How many do you think they've killed?
why?	Because I think they're after you.
good luck.	Why?
you think they'll come then?  why?	Good luck.
it's certainly the best chance they've had to kill you.	You think they'll come then?  Why?
was that supposed to make me feel better?	It's certainly the best chance they've had to kill you.
i can't control mine- i'd be lost without the shame factor driving me.	Was that supposed to make me feel better?
i'll have to.	I can't control mine- I'd be lost without the shame factor driving me.
yes. and i'll be in some distant tree where i can provide no assistance whatsoever.  can you control your fear?	I'll have to.
i'll be bait alone?	Yes. And I'll be in some distant tree where I can provide no assistance whatsoever.  Can you control your fear?
not for me- i'm too bulky and it's your idea, you go up there.  take the others to the water tower for the night.	I'll be bait alone?
they're used to people in trees, not in a clearing.  it may be tight.	Not for me- I'm too bulky and it's your idea, you go up there.  Take the others to the water tower for the night.
where could it have gone? how could it get across the water?  they're only lions, yes?	Don't they have to be?...
their den?  have you ever seen anything like this?	Nobody's seen anything like this. Lions don't have caves like this-  -they're doing it for pleasure.
what happened to them?	I got big.
in my town, when i was little, there was a brute, a bully who terrorized the place.  but he was not the problem. he had a brother who was worse than he. but the brother was not the problem.  one or the other of them was usually in jail. the problem came when they were both free togther. the two became different from either alone.  alone they were only brutes. together they became lethal, together they killed.	What happened to them?
you just got hit.  the getting up is up to you- but they're only lions-  -and i'm going after them crack of dawn...	In my town, when I was little, there was a brute, a bully who terrorized the place.  But he was not the problem. He had a brother who was worse than he. But the brother was not the problem.  One or the other of them was usually in jail. The problem came when they were both free togther. The two became different from either alone.  Alone they were only brutes. Together they became lethal, together they killed.
it would have been a beautiful bridge, john. i never noticed before, occupied with other business, i suppose...  ...never really pay much attention to that kind of thing but i've had the time today, nothing else on, and this... it's graceful and the placement couldn't be prettier... and...	You just got hit.  The getting up is up to you- but they're only lions-  -and I'm going after them crack of dawn...
but of course yours worked.	In point of fact it didn't- but I'm convinced the idea is sound.
meant to ask you- the railroad car trap. your idea?  excellent notion- i used the same device myself once.	But of course yours worked.
it's all right. stay ready.  they know it's there.	Meant to ask you- the railroad car trap. Your idea?  Excellent notion- I used the same device myself once.
goddammit!	It's all right. Stay ready.  They know it's there.
only in life...	Goddammit!
have you ever failed?	Only in life...
think about something else.	Have you ever failed?
has it ever done that before?	...don't know...
...misfire... it jammed...	Has it ever done that before?
it was probably luck- i'd rather you did the shooting.	You'd never force the lion to me- and nobody ever got a lion with one shot by luck.  Around there's a clearing- you'll know it from the anthills- get there and hide and listen to the sounds- I'll make the lion come directly to you.
samuel says you killed a lion.	It was probably luck- I'd rather you did the shooting.
i can try.	Samuel says you killed a lion.
the best way to ensure the kill when you're using trackers is for one to shoot while the other uses the trackers to force the lion toward the shooter. have you ever led trackers?	I can try.
have you got it?	No, but you do-  -see, you were needed after all.  And fifty warriors at the camp before dawn.
that's very considerate.	I'm always considerate- my mother taught me that.
i don't really. but understand something- even though it may take me two or three days to sort this out-  -when i'm gone, you'll still have to build the bridge. and i don't want the men to have lost respect for you.	That's very considerate.
all right- let's go into battle.  i'm redbeard.	Somehow I guessed.
actually, no.	All right- let's go into battle.  I'm Redbeard.
let me save time-  you are the engineer;  you are in charge;  you're sorry i'm here. right so far?  good- because  i am not an engineer,  i don't want to be in charge, and  i'm sorrier than you are that i'm here- i hate tsavo. so i will help you by killing the lions and leaving, and you will help me by doing what i tell you so i can leave. see any problems?	Actually, no.
we need to talk.	Let me save time-  you are the engineer;  you are in charge;  you're sorry I'm here. Right so far?  Good- because  I am not an engineer,  I don't want to be in charge, and  I'm sorrier than you are that I'm here- I hate Tsavo. So I will help you by killing the lions and leaving, and you will help me by doing what I tell you so I can leave. See any problems?
nonsense- samuel would have done something.	We need to talk.
got me out of trouble.	Nonsense- Samuel would have done something.
what did i do?	Got me out of trouble.
i didn't have a chance to thank you.	What did I do?
afraid of lions.	It's all right, Samuel- we all get hit-
underneath.  somewhere.	Afraid of lions.
where is it?	Underneath.  Somewhere.
he has children?	Once...
three years i've worked for the railroad. now i don't know why. it seemed a good idea once.	I feel the same about the bridge. This country certainly didn't ask for it, doesn't need it.
thank you.  why does he need you by him?	He doesn't. He needs nobody. But we have hunted many times...  ...he knows I am afraid of lions...
you've known him long?	Since his beard was red.
oh yes. but it takes time.	You've known him long?
you like him, don't you?	Oh yes. But it takes time.
soon.	I have to ask- why do you need me?
i do, actually; very much.	You give me hope, John.
do you love her?	I do, actually; very much.
i expect so- it's from my wife.	Do you love her?
good news?	I expect so- it's from my wife.
thank you, samuel.	Good news?
for you.	Thank you, Samuel.
oh yes, i think so.	Look out, Samuel, here it comes.
we should construct thorn fences around every tent area. fires burning at night.	Fine. Get started. And a strict curfew- no one allowed out at night.  Send half your men to the bridge, the rest with these two.  And I'm sorry for my tone earlier. But I repeat- there is no reason for fear. I will kill the lion and I will build the bridge.
nonsense.	You don't know what Tsavo means, do you?  It means "slaughter"...
you- they cannot believe you're still here.	Nonsense.
what are they looking at?	You- they cannot believe you're still here.
i am also liaison between these two.	Clearly you don't agree about building the railroad?
did it look like this in your mind?	This is more difficult-
the workers don't get on?	Get on? They detest each other. Obviously the Africans hate the Indians. But the Indians also hate the other Indians. Some of them worship cows, while others eat them.
thank you. the truth is this: you have to work at it constantly.	The workers don't get on?
it's all wonderfully under control, samuel- you've done a splendid job.	Thank you. The truth is this: you have to work at it constantly.
because they are here.  because tsavo is the worst place in the world.  come, john- to the bridge.	It's all wonderfully under control, Samuel- you've done a splendid job.
why do the workers look unhappy?	Because they are here.  Because Tsavo is the worst place in the world.  Come, John- to the bridge.
some mysteries should not have solutions.	Hold your son high.
my life was shaped because someone invented gunpowder. our lives have crossed because two lions went mad. but what if in the future the three of us do something grand for humanity? was that worth all the lives? too soon to tell.	Some mysteries should not have solutions.
some russian princes want to hunt the himalayas. you?	Help finish the railroad.
where do you go next?	Some Russian princes want to hunt the Himalayas. You?
and where will you sleep beautifully?	Patterson and I will be in the old hospital- where the enticing smell of sickness still lingers-  -and by the time we're done, I promise you, the odor of blood will be irresistible.
gentlemen, there's no sickness smell at all here, and little blood. when we leave, close the gate securely, don't open it til morning and keep your fires high. any questions, ask them now.  you two will sleep beautifully in your tents.  and stay there.	And where will you sleep beautifully?
did you ever see a lion that size?	Not even close.  What happened?
why so many?	Because I have two plans to kill the lions- one involving the cattle, the other the men.
four should do it.	They will want a lot of money.
how many cattle?	Four should do it.
why do you laugh?- you don't believe she taught me?	I don't believe you had a mother.
many marriages begin with a certain amount of distance, but after a while i believe we could learn to love each other.  think about it.	I'd rather not.
i hate and despise you and everything you stand for with all my heart and soul.  i could never forgive what you've done to me and my child.	Many marriages begin with a certain amount of distance, but after a while I believe we could learn to love each other.  Think about it.
i know.  marry me, dana, and together we will raise vigo as our son.  there are many perks that come with being the mother of a living god.  i'm sure he will supply for us a magnificent apartment.  and perhaps a car and free parking.	I hate and despise you and everything you stand for with all my heart and soul.  I could never forgive what you've done to me and my child.
we don't have a relationship.	I know.  Marry me, Dana, and together we will raise Vigo as our son.  There are many perks that come with being the mother of a living god.  I'm sure he will supply for us a magnificent apartment.  And perhaps a car and free parking.
time is running out, dana.  soon it will be midnight and the city will be mine -- and vigo's.  well, mainly vigo's.  but we have a spectacular opportunity to make the best of our relationship.	We don't have a relationship.
not in this case, my dear.  take a look. that's not gainsborough's blue boy up there. he's vigo!	I don't care who he is.  He's not taking my baby.
everybody has a choice.	Not in this case, my dear.  Take a look. That's not Gainsborough's Blue Boy up there. He's Vigo!
i don't believe we have the luxury of choice.	Everybody has a choice.
if this is what the world will be like, i don't want to live in it.	I don't believe we have the luxury of choice.
no harm will come to the child.  you might even say it's a privilege.  he will be the vessel for the spirit of vigo.  and you -- well, you will be the mother of the ruler of the world.  doesn't that sound nice?	If this is what the world will be like, I don't want to live in it.
what do you want with my baby?	No harm will come to the child.  You might even say it's a privilege.  He will be the vessel for the spirit of Vigo.  And you -- well, you will be the mother of the ruler of the world.  Doesn't that sound nice?
dana, aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?	Oh, I'm sorry.  This is Peter Venkman. Peter, Janosz Poha.
okay, just thought i'd check.  good night, dana.  sleep well.  don't let the bedbugs bite you.	Good night, Janosz.
no, everything's fine.  honestly.  thanks anyway.	Okay, just thought I'd check.  Good night, Dana.  Sleep well.  Don't let the bedbugs bite you.
do you need anything?  you want me to come in?	No, everything's fine.  Honestly.  Thanks anyway.
janosz?	Hello, Dana.  I happened to be in the neighborhood and I thought I'd stop by to see if everything's all right with you -- you know, with the blackout and everything? Are you okay?  Is the baby all right?
i'm sorry.  perhaps some other time.	Okay, I'll take a raincheck on that.
every day i ask you, and every day you've got something else to do.  do i have bad breath or something?	I'm sorry.  Perhaps some other time.
actually, i'm not eating lunch today.  i have an appointment.  in fact, i'd better go.	Every day I ask you, and every day you've got something else to do.  Do I have bad breath or something?
we'll be very sorry to lose you.  perhaps i could take you to lunch today?	Actually, I'm not eating lunch today.  I have an appointment.  In fact, I'd better go.
thank you, janosz.  i've learned a lot here, but now that my baby's a little older, i was hoping to rejoin the orchestra.	We'll be very sorry to lose you.  Perhaps I could take you to lunch today?
you know, you are really doing very good work here.  i think soon you may be ready to assist me in some of the more important restorations.	Thank you, Janosz.  I've learned a lot here, but now that my baby's a little older, I was hoping to rejoin the orchestra.
oh, yes, i got in a little late this morning, janosz.	You know, you are really doing very good work here.  I think soon you may be ready to assist me in some of the more important restorations.
i won't.	Thank you.
egon, i'd rather you didn't mention any of this to peter if you don't mind.	I won't.
certainly.	Egon, I'd rather you didn't mention any of this to Peter if you don't mind.
this is my address and telephone number. will you call me?	Certainly.
does he ever mention me?	No.  Not that I can recall.
venkman?  i think he was borderline for a while there.  then he crossed the border.	Does he ever mention me?
how is he these days?	Venkman?  I think he was borderline for a while there.  Then he crossed the border.
occasionally	How is he these days?
do you ever see him?	Occasionally
oh no.	Do you ever see him?
okay, whatever you think -- but not venkman.	Oh no.
we'll do the happiness index next.  i'd like to bring ray in on your case, if it's all right with you.	Okay, whatever you think -- but not Venkman.
what are you working on, egon?	I'm trying to determine whether human emotional states have a measurable effect on the psychomagnetheric energy field.  It's a theory Ray and I were working on when we had to dissolve Ghostbusters.
hundreds of people.  believe me, i didn't imagine this.	I'm not saying you did.  In science we always look for the simplest explanation.
okay, that's no problem.	That's exactly what you said last week.
no, you didn't, frank.	Okay, that's no problem.
didn't i do it?	No, you didn't, Frank.
thank you, frank.  oh, are you ever going to fix the radiator in my bedroom?  i asked you last week.	Didn't I do it?
that's a good-looking kid you got there, ms. barrett.	Thank you, Frank.  Oh, are you ever going to fix the radiator in my bedroom?  I asked you last week.
hiya, oscar.  what do you say, slugger?	That's a good-looking kid you got there, Ms. Barrett.
thank you, frank.  i'll get the hang of this eventually.	Hiya, Oscar.  What do you say, slugger?
okay, okay.  it's not my job, but what the hell.  i'll do you a favor.  he takes the grocery bags from her.	Thank you, Frank.  I'll get the hang of this eventually.
you're also a human being, frank.	Okay, okay.  It's not my job, but what the hell.  I'll do you a favor.  He takes the grocery bags from her.
i'm not a doorman, miss barrett.  i'm a building superintendent.	You're also a human being, Frank.
frank, do you think you could give me a hand with these bags?	I'm not a doorman, Miss Barrett.  I'm a building superintendent.
that's a terrible thing to say.	So what?  It's a free country.  Thanks, Lib.
that's not true.  it was 1620.	Same difference.
i think he likes you.  i think i do too.	Finally came to your senses, huh?
maybe i should call janine.	Don't worry.  Janine has a very special way with children.
let me jingle you right now.	Maybe I should call Janine.
so why don't you give me a jingle in the year 2000?	Let me jingle you right now.
thank you.  if i had that kind of support on a daily basis, i could definitely shape up by the turn of the century.	So why don't you give me a jingle in the year 2000?
why do you say things like that?  you're so much better than you know.	Thank you.  If I had that kind of support on a daily basis, I could definitely shape up by the turn of the century.
i'm not even good for me.	Why do you say things like that?  You're so much better than you know.
oh, peter, i didn't dump you.  i just had to protect myself.  you really weren't very good for me, you know.	I'm not even good for me.
all right, you want to be real?  so tell me why did you dump me?	Oh, Peter, I didn't dump you.  I just had to protect myself.  You really weren't very good for me, you know.
for one night in your life, do you think it's possible for us to be completely real?	All right, you want to be real?  So tell me why did you dump me?
does that start exactly at midnight tomorrow, or could you hold off for a few days maybe?	For one night in your life, do you think it's possible for us to be completely real?
i want to stop getting involved with men who aren't good for me.	Does that start exactly at midnight tomorrow, or could you hold off for a few days maybe?
so -- are you making any new year's resolutions?	I want to stop getting involved with men who aren't good for me.
i put them in your hamper.  i thought they were dirty.	I have a hamper?  Next time ask me first, okay.  I have more than two grades of laundry.  There're lots of subtle levels between clean and dirty.
did you happen to see some shirts on the floor in here?	I put them in your hamper.  I thought they were dirty.
okay, but it's not a date.  it's a dinner.	Did you happen to see some shirts on the floor in here?
janine melnitz, are you kidding?  do i have a vase?  i brought some of your clothes.  wear something intriguing.  i brought along some interesting possibilities.	Okay, but it's not a date.  It's a dinner.
does she know anything about babies?	Janine Melnitz, are you kidding?  Do I have a vase?  I brought some of your clothes.  Wear something intriguing.  I brought along some interesting possibilities.
it's janine melnitz, from my staff.  she's one of my most valuable employees.	Does she know anything about babies?
i'm not here to date.  i can't leave oscar in a strange place with someone i don't know.	It's Janine Melnitz, from my staff.  She's one of my most valuable employees.
now you get dressed and we go out.  i got a babysitter and everything.  trust me, you need it.	I'm not here to date.  I can't leave Oscar in a strange place with someone I don't know.
they didn't find anything?  in the bathtub ... the pink ooze ... nothing?  so, what do i do now?	Now you get dressed and we go out.  I got a babysitter and everything.  Trust me, you need it.
are you all squeaky clean now?	Yes, I'm very clean.  Did they find anything at my apartment?
thank you.  poor baby.  i think i should put him down now.	I'll put him down for you.  You are way too short!  And your belly-button sticks out!  You're nothing but a burden to your poor mother!
or we could do that.	Thank you.  Poor baby.  I think I should put him down now.
how about you on the sofa and me in bed with the baby.	Or we could do that.
for me it's best if i sleep on my side and you spoon up right behind me with your arms around me.  if we go the other way i'm afraid your hair will be getting in my face all night.	How about you on the sofa and me in bed with the baby.
really?  and how would we handle the sleeping arrangements?	For me it's best if I sleep on my side and you spoon up right behind me with your arms around me.  If we go the other way I'm afraid your hair will be getting in my face all night.
be careful on that sofa -- it's a butt-biter. but the bed's good and i just changed the sheets so if you get tired, feel free.  in fact, i think you should definitely plan on spending the night here.	Really?  And how would we handle the sleeping arrangements?
bathroom's right here -- let me just tidy up a few things.	Peter, this is very nice, but you don't have to do any of this, you know.
it was full of this awful pink ooze.	Sounds like another slime job ... No, they're all right.  They're here now ... Right ... Let me know.
we'll take care of that.  ray, pete.  listen, get over to dana's right away ... her bathtub pulled a fast one -- tried to eat the kid.	It was full of this awful pink ooze.
peter, what about the bathtub?	We'll take care of that.  Ray, Pete.  Listen, get over to Dana's right away ... Her bathtub pulled a fast one -- tried to eat the kid.
this is joe namath's old number, you know. you could get a lot of chicks with this. just don't pee in it.	Peter, what about the bathtub?
i don't know what to do anymore.	I'll get Ray and Egon to check out the bathtub.  You better stay here.
who could blame him?  were you wearing this nightgown?	I don't know what to do anymore.
i must be losing my mind.  at the museum today i could have sworn that terrible painting of vigo looked right at me.	Who could blame him?  Were you wearing this nightgown?
you know, if anyone else told me that, i'd have serious doubts.  but coming from you, i can't honestly say i'm surprised.	I must be losing my mind.  At the museum today I could have sworn that terrible painting of Vigo looked right at me.
peter, the bathtub tried to eat oscar.	You know, if anyone else told me that, I'd have serious doubts.  But coming from you, I can't honestly say I'm surprised.
no, i just got in -- a couple hours ago. come on in.  are we having a pajama party?	Peter, the bathtub tried to eat Oscar.
i'm sorry.  were you on your way out?	No, I just got in -- a couple hours ago. Come on in.  Are we having a pajama party?
good-bye, peter.	I'd like to stay, but I really don't have time to hang around here.  I'll call you.  Later, Johnny!
i may be wrong, but i think you've got a little crush on this guy.	Good-bye, Peter.
he was also a lunatic and a genocidal madman. i hate this painting.  i've felt very uncomfortable since they brought it up from storage.	Yeah, it's not the kind of thing you'd want to hang in the rec room.  You know what it needs?  A fluffy little white kitten in the corner.
i'm sure you didn't come here just to talk about art.	As a matter of fact, I stopped by to tell you that I haven't forgotten your problem and that we're still on the case.
you're really good, you know.	I didn't paint it.  I'm just cleaning it. It's an original Ver Meer.  It's worth about ten million dollars.
oh, hello, peter.	You're really good, you know.
so this is what you do, huh?	Oh, hello, Peter.
good luck.	Thanks.
i'm el gato.  i always land on my feet.	Good luck.
you mean you cough up hairballs all over the rug?	I'm El Gato.  I always land on my feet.
don't worry about me.  i'm like a cat.	You mean you cough up hairballs all over the rug?
please don't say that.  you won't go to prison.	Don't worry about me.  I'm like a cat.
you are personally responsible.  if i can get conjugal rights, will you visit me at sing sing?	Please don't say that.  You won't go to prison.
i wish i could stay.  i feel personally responsible for you being here.	You are personally responsible.  If I can get conjugal rights, will you visit me at Sing Sing?
that's where the buggy stopped.	Okay, let's take a look.
we definitely had a moment or two.	That's where the buggy stopped.
brings back a lot of sweet memories, doesn't it?  there's our old cash machine.  and the dry cleaners we used to go to.  and the old video store.  we really had some good times, didn't we?	We definitely had a moment or two.
i'll do it.	I'll supervise.
unusual?  i don't know.  i haven't had a lot of experience with babies.	I'll do it.
peter, this is serious.  i need to know if you think there's anything unusual about him.	Unusual?  I don't know.  I haven't had a lot of experience with babies.
oscar!  you poor kid!	Peter, this is serious.  I need to know if you think there's anything unusual about him.
his name is oscar.	Oscar!  You poor kid!
there's no doubt about it.  he's got his father's looks.  the kid is ugly -- extremely ugly.  and smelly.  you stink!  it's just horrible.  you are the stinkiest baby i ever smelled.  what's his name?	His name is Oscar.
what do you think?	There's no doubt about it.  He's got his father's looks.  The kid is ugly -- extremely ugly.  And smelly.  You stink!  It's just horrible.  You are the stinkiest baby I ever smelled.  What's his name?
well, when you started introducing me as "the old ball and chain," that's when i left.	I may have a few personal problems but one thing I am is a total professional.
men are very sensitive, you know.  we need to feel loved and desired, too.	Well, when you started introducing me as "the old ball and chain," that's when I left.
you never asked me, and every time i brought it up you'd get drowsy and fall asleep.	Men are very sensitive, you know.  We need to feel loved and desired, too.
he ditched you.  you should've married me, you know.	You never asked me, and every time I brought it up you'd get drowsy and fall asleep.
he didn't "ditch" me.  we had some problems, he got a good offer from an orchestra in england and he took it.	He ditched you.  You should've married me, you know.
so what happened to mr. right?  i hear he ditched you and the kid and moved to europe.	He didn't "ditch" me.  We had some problems, he got a good offer from an orchestra in England and he took it.
i can see that you're still very bitter about us, but in the interest of science, i'm going to give it my best shot.  let's go to work, boys.	So what happened to Mr. Right?  I hear he ditched you and the kid and moved to Europe.
i have.  that's why i didn't call you first.	I can see that you're still very bitter about us, but in the interest of science, I'm going to give it my best shot.  Let's go to work, boys.
you know, dana, i'm very very hurt that you didn't call me first.  i'm still into all this stuff, you know.  haven't you ever seen my show?	I have.  That's why I didn't call you first.
hello, peter.	You know, Dana, I'm very very hurt that you didn't call me first.  I'm still into all this stuff, you know.  Haven't you ever seen my show?
sorry!	Maybe we should discuss this somewhere else.
i think we hit the honeypot, boys.  there's something brewing under the street.	Peter, do you think maybe I have some genetic problem or something that makes me vulnerable to these supernatural things.
is this the spot?	A little to the left.  Right there!  That's where it stopped.
no problem.  always glad to help -- and hug.	Hi, Egon.
hi, ray.  it's good to see you.  thanks for coming.	No problem.  Always glad to help -- and hug.
it may have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like a room in the holiday inn.  i can't be sure, peter.	No, you can't, and I think that's the whole problem with aliens; you just can't trust them. You may get some nice ones occasionally like Starman or E.T., but most of them turn out to be some kind of lizard.  Anyway, we're just about out of time.  Next week on 'World of the Psychic,' hairless pets.  Until then, this is Peter Venkman saying ...  ... Good night.
your alien had a room in the holiday inn?	It may have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like a room in the Holiday Inn.  I can't be sure, Peter.
i received this information from an alien.  i was at the paramus holiday inn, i was having a drink in the bar when he approached me and started talking.  then he must have used some sort of ray or a mind control device because he made me follow him to his room and that's where he told me about the end of the world.	Your alien had a room in the Holiday Inn?
valentine's day.  that's got to be a bummer. where did you get that date, elaine?	I received this information from an alien.  I was at the Paramus Holiday Inn, I was having a drink in the bar when he approached me and started talking.  Then he must have used some sort of ray or a mind control device because he made me follow him to his room and that's where he told me about the end of the world.
according to my sources, the world will end on february 14, in the year 2016.	Valentine's Day.  That's got to be a bummer. Where did you get that date, Elaine?
look, i've had it with you.  get your stuff together, get back in that clown car and get out of here.  this is a city matter and everything's under control.	Oh, you think so?  Well, I've got news for you.  You've got Dracula's brother-in-law in there and he's got my girlfriend and her kid.  Around about midnight tonight, when you're partying uptown, this guy's going to come to life and start doing amateur head transplants.  And that's just round one.
before you go running to the newspapers with this, would you consider telling this slime thing to some people downtown?	Now you're talking.
yeah, i think the times might be interested, don't you?  the post might have a lot of fun with it, too.	Before you go running to the newspapers with this, would you consider telling this slime thing to some people downtown?
that's quite a story.	Yeah, I think the Times might be interested, don't you?  The Post might have a lot of fun with it, too.
no, that's what i want to talk to the mayor about.  we did a little job for the city a while back and we ended up getting sued, screwed and tattooed by deskworms like you.	Look, you stay away from the mayor.  Next fall, barring a disaster, he's going to be elected governor of this state and the last thing we need is for him to be associated with two-bit frauds and publicity hounds like you and your friends.  You read me?
i know who you are, doctor venkman.  busting any ghosts lately?	No, that's what I want to talk to the mayor about.  We did a little job for the city a while back and we ended up getting sued, screwed and tattooed by deskworms like you.
i'm an old friend of the mayor's.  i just want to say hello to him.	I know who you are, Doctor Venkman.  Busting any ghosts lately?
i'm jack hardemeyer.  i'm the mayor's assistant. what can i do for you?	I'm an old friend of the mayor's.  I just want to say hello to him.
yeah, you can get your hand off my chest.	I'm Jack Hardemeyer.  I'm the mayor's assistant. What can I do for you?
can i help you?	Yeah, you can get your hand off my chest.
oh, yeah, sure -- no.  but there's really not much to do here and they might need some back-up at the museum.	You're very brave, Louis.  Good luck.
i'm not sure this is such a good idea?  do they know you're doing this?	Oh, yeah, sure -- no.  But there's really not much to do here and they might need some back-up at the museum.
i don't think we should leave her alone.	You're right.  We should stay.
should we go?	I don't think we should leave her alone.
motherhood is a very natural instinct for me.  i'd like to have a baby myself. wouldn't you?	Tonight?
okay.	Motherhood is a very natural instinct for me.  I'd like to have a baby myself. Wouldn't you?
you're really good with children, louis.  i can tell.  why don't you come here and sit with me?	Okay.
so they bartered room and board in exchange for housekeeping services, which was a good deal for all of them because then they didn't have to withhold tax and social security, which i'm not saying is right but it's just a story, so i guess it's all right.  i can finish this later if you're tired.	You're really good with children, Louis.  I can tell.  Why don't you come here and sit with me?
it's really not a bad place.  it just needs a woman's touch.	So they bartered room and board in exchange for housekeeping services, which was a good deal for all of them because then they didn't have to withhold tax and social security, which I'm not saying is right but it's just a story, so I guess it's all right.  I can finish this later if you're tired.
so these dwarfs had a limited partnership in a small mining operation and then one day a beautiful princess came to live with them.	It's really not a bad place.  It just needs a woman's touch.
i can't believe a person could actually live like this.	So these dwarfs had a limited partnership in a small mining operation and then one day a beautiful princess came to live with them.
i'd like to, but i told dr. venkman i'd babysit.  do you want to babysit with me?	Oh, sure, that sounds great.
janine, do you feel like maybe getting something to eat on the way home?	I'd like to, but I told Dr. Venkman I'd babysit.  Do you want to babysit with me?
well, good night, louis.	Janine, do you feel like maybe getting something to eat on the way home?
that's very practical.  i hate going out on new year's eve, too.	Well, good night, Louis.
no, i celebrate at the beginning of my corporate tax year which is march first. that way i beat the crowds.	That's very practical.  I hate going out on New Year's Eve, too.
have you made any plans yet?  you know tomorrow is new year's eve.	No, I celebrate at the beginning of my corporate tax year which is March first. That way I beat the crowds.
oh, no, it's just if one of the guys calls in sick or gets hurt.	Have you made any plans yet?  You know tomorrow is New Year's Eve.
why would you want to be a ghostbuster if you're already an accountant?	Oh, no, it's just if one of the guys calls in sick or gets hurt.
i was trying to get that smelly green thing. the guys asked me to help out.  i'm like the fifth ghostbuster.	Why would you want to be a Ghostbuster if you're already an accountant?
what are you doing up here?	I was trying to get that smelly green thing. The guys asked me to help out.  I'm like the fifth Ghostbuster.
oh migod!  i'm sorry.  i didn't mean to do that.  it was an accident.	What are you doing up here?
who are you going to call?	Ghostbusters.
don't worry.  we're not moving.  he is.	Who are you going to call?
it's that darn ghost again!  i don't know what to do anymore.  he just won't leave us alone.  i guess we'll just have to move.	Don't worry.  We're not moving.  He is.
what is it, honey?	It's that darn ghost again!  I don't know what to do anymore.  He just won't leave us alone.  I guess we'll just have to move.
you pitiful, miserable creatures!  you dare to challenge the power of darkness?  don't you realize what you are dealing with?  he's vigo!  you are like the buzzing of flies to him.	Oh, Johnny.  Did you back the wrong horse.
so you see, everything is in order, is it not?	Not.  Don't leave town and report any change in your address to the proper authorities. We'll be back.
it must be the chemical fumes in the studio. people start imagining things --	I'm going to rule out the glue-sniffing theory.  If she says it looked at her, it looked at her.  Hey, you!  Vigie!  Look at me.  I'm talking to you.  Hey!  Look at me when I'm talking to you.
this is the one that looked at dana.	It must be the chemical fumes in the studio. People start imagining things --
you know, i never got to ask you.  where you from, johnny?	The Upper West Side.
then why have you come?	We got a major creep alert and we're just going down the list.  Your name was first.
i know.	Then why have you come?
dr. venkman?  dana is not here.	I know.
i'll let you get back to it.  nice meeting you.	My pleasure.
well, i'd make an exception in this case if i were you.	I'll let you get back to it.  Nice meeting you.
we don't go around altering valuable paintings, dr. venkman.	Well, I'd make an exception in this case if I were you.
it's a painting i'm restoring for the new byzantine exhibition.  it's a self-portrait of prince vigo, the carpathian.  he ruled most of carpathia and moldavia in the 17th century.	Too bad for the Moldavians.
how are you?  what's that you're working on, johnny?	It's a painting I'm restoring for the new Byzantine exhibition.  It's a self-portrait of Prince Vigo, the Carpathian.  He ruled most of Carpathia and Moldavia in the 17th Century.
pleasure to meet you.  i've seen you on television.	How are you?  What's that you're working on, Johnny?
lord vigo, the mother, dana, is fine and strong.  i was wondering -- well, would it be possible -- if i bring the baby, could i have the woman?	So be it.  On this the day of darkness, she will be ours, wife to you and mother to me.
the season of evil begins with the birth of the new year.  bring me the child that i might live again.	Lord Vigo, the mother, Dana, is fine and strong.  I was wondering -- well, would it be possible -- if I bring the baby, could I have the woman?
i await the word of vigo.	The season of evil begins with the birth of the new year.  Bring me the child that I might live again.
i command you.	I await the word of Vigo.
-- the sorrow --	I command you.
-- the sorrow of moldavia --	-- the sorrow --
yes, the scourge --	-- the sorrow of Moldavia --
i, vigo, the scourge of carpathia --	Yes, the scourge --
command me, lord.	On a mountain of skulls in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood.  What was will be, what is will be no more.  Now is the season of evil.  Find me a child that I might live again.
i, vigo, the scourge of carpathia, the sorrow of moldavia, command you.	Command me, lord.
these boys aren't playing around.	You've got to stop them.  Please!
maybe they just want to appeal.	These boys aren't playing around.
they're the scoleri brothers.  i tried them for murder.  they were electrocuted up at ossining in '48.  now they want to kill me.	Maybe they just want to appeal.
who are they?	They're the Scoleri Brothers.  I tried them for murder.  They were electrocuted up at Ossining in '48.  Now they want to kill me.
you've got to do something!	Who are they?
keep that up, mister, and i'll find you in contempt.	Sorry, your Honor, but when somebody sets me up like that I can't resist.
that's it?  that's all you have to say?	Did I forget something?
get on with it, counselor!	Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the --  audience.  I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds.  Okay, the blackout was a big problem for everybody.  I was stuck in an elevator for about three hours and I had to go to the bathroom the whole time, but I don't blame them because once I turned into a dog and they helped me.  Thank you.
can i have some of your water?	Get on with it, counselor!
yes.	Can I have some of your water?
your honor, may i approach the bench?	Yes.
sustained.  mr. tully, do you have anything to ask this witness that may have some bearing on this case?	Do I?
the witness is leading him.  sustained.	Okay, let me rephrase that question.  Didn't you once coach a basketball team for underprivileged children?
i thought you were like the fifth ghostbuster.	I let them handle all the little stuff.  I just come in on the big ones.
hey!  wait!  okay, i'll meet you there.	I thought you were like the fifth Ghostbuster.
hi, it's really great to meet you guys.  i know this sounds weird but once i had a dream that my grandfather was standing at the foot of my bed, but i knew it was impossible because he died and he started to tell me that --	Hey!  Wait!  Okay, I'll meet you there.
this is my cousin sherman.  sherm, say hello to the ghostbusters.  i promised him a ride in the car if he got you out.	Hi, it's really great to meet you guys.  I know this sounds weird but once I had a dream that my grandfather was standing at the foot of my bed, but I knew it was impossible because he died and he started to tell me that --
i'm telling you, we're all going to be in big trouble if we don't do something fast. that ghost guy came and took my friend's baby and we got to get it back.  it's just a scared little baby, sherm.	Then you should go to the police.  I don't believe in any of that stuff.
yeah, i had to give her free dermabrasion for a year.  forget it, louis.  i could get in a lot of trouble.	I'm telling you, we're all going to be in big trouble if we don't do something fast. That ghost guy came and took my friend's baby and we got to get it back.  It's just a scared little baby, Sherm.
i fixed you up with diane troxler and she put out, didn't she?	Yeah, I had to give her free dermabrasion for a year.  Forget it, Louis.  I could get in a lot of trouble.
you were the one who got me in.	I fixed you up with Diane Troxler and she put out, didn't she?
i got you out of those bad tax shelters.	You were the one who got me in.
like what?	I got you out of those bad tax shelters.
sherman, i've done lots of favors for you.	Like what?
i'm a dermatologist.  i can't write orders on the psych ward.	Sherman, I've done lots of favors for you.
why can't you just have them released? you're a doctor.	I'm a dermatologist.  I can't write orders on the psych ward.
i can't do it, louis.  it isn't ethical.  i could lose my license.	Why can't you just have them released? You're a doctor.
come on, sherm.  you're my cousin.  do this for me.  i'm begging you.	I can't do it, Louis.  It isn't ethical.  I could lose my license.
this is not just some money-making scheme!  i didn't just make up the date.  i have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on new year's eve.	Well, for your sake, I hope you're right.  But I think my other guest may disagree with you. Elaine, you had another date in mind?
this year?  that's cutting it a little close, isn't it?  i mean, just from a sales point of view, the book just came out, right?  so you're not even looking at the paperback release for maybe a year.  and it's going to be at least another year after that if the thing has movie-of-the-week or mini-series potential. you would have been better off predicting 1992 or even '94 just to be safe.	This is not just some money-making scheme!  I didn't just make up the date.  I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year's Eve.
i predict that the world will end at the stroke of midnight on new year's eve.	This year?  That's cutting it a little close, isn't it?  I mean, just from a sales point of view, the book just came out, right?  So you're not even looking at the paperback release for maybe a year.  And it's going to be at least another year after that if the thing has movie-of-the-week or mini-series potential. You would have been better off predicting 1992 or even '94 just to be safe.
okay, so can you tell us when it's going to happen or do we have to buy the book?	I predict that the world will end at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.
well, i think it's important for people to know that the world is in danger.	Okay, so can you tell us when it's going to happen or do we have to buy the book?
hi, welcome back to the 'world of the psychic,' i'm peter venkman and i'm chatting with my guest, author, lecturer and of course, psychic, milton anglund.  milt, your new book is called the end of the world.  isn't that kind of like writing about gum disease.  yes, it could happen, but do you think anybody wants to read a book about it?	Well, I think it's important for people to know that the world is in danger.
so what are you saying?  that the world of the supernatural is your special province?	No, I guess I'm just saying that shit happens and somebody has to deal with it.
i had my fingers crossed when they swore me in, but i'm going to tell you the truth. there are things in this world that go way beyond human understanding, things that can't be explained and that most people don't want to know about anyway.  that's where we come in.	So what are you saying?  That the world of the supernatural is your special province?
i'll ask you again, dr. venkman.  why were you digging the hole?  and please remember that you're under oath.	I had my fingers crossed when they swore me in, but I'm going to tell you the truth. There are things in this world that go way beyond human understanding, things that can't be explained and that most people don't want to know about anyway.  That's where we come in.
so, dr. venkman, please explain to the court why it is you and your co-defendants took it upon yourselves to dig a big hole in the middle of the street.	Seventy-seventh and First Avenue has so many holes already we didn't think anyone would notice.
yes, i did.  we were city champs.	Objection.  Irrelevant and immaterial.
they came from ostrov in eastern poland.	Ostrov?  I've been there.  Good party town.
from where -- neptune?	They came from Ostrov in Eastern Poland.
it's probably the first thing my grandparents saw when they came to this country.	From where -- Neptune?
pretty impressive, huh?	It's probably the first thing my grandparents saw when they came to this country.
so far so good.	I'm worried.  The vibrations could shake her to pieces.  We should have padded her feet.
they love you, lib.  keep it up.	So far so good.
it's working.  the positive gev's are climbing.	They love you, Lib.  Keep it up.
boys, listen.  you're scaring the straights. let's save this until tomorrow, okay?	This won't wait until tomorrow, Venkman. It's hot and it's ready to pop.
you know, animals and lower life forms often anticipate major disasters.  given the new magnetheric readings we could see a tremendous breeding surge in the cockroach population.	Roach breeding?  Sounds better and better.  Dana?  The boys are going down under the sewers tonight to look for slime.  Egon thinks there might even be some kind of big roach-breeding surge.  Should we forget about dinner and go with them instead?
that's it?  "i'll be back?"	It's a rough translation from the Moldavian.
"vigo the carpathian, born 1505, died 1610 --"	A hundred and five years?  He really hung on, didn't he.
you were supposed to help me with this.	You need the exercise.
that's a thousand million electron volts.	I knew that.
i think we should see if we can find anything abnormal on the street.	Finding something abnormal on the street shouldn't be too hard.
what now, brainiac?	I think we should see if we can find anything abnormal on the street.
i'd like to have a stool specimen	Yeah, you would.  Is that for personal or professional reasons?
i think they're more interested in my epididymis.	I don't even want to know where that is.
how've you been?  how's teaching?  i bet those science chicks really dig that big cranium of yours, huh?	I think they're more interested in my epididymis.
hello, venkman.	How've you been?  How's teaching?  I bet those science chicks really dig that big cranium of yours, huh?
egon!	Hello, Venkman.
don't shoot!  you'll hit ray!	Do it!  Just do it!
something that appeals to the best in each and every one of us --	Something good --
we need something that everyone can get behind, a symbol --	Something that appeals to the best in each and every one of us --
i can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city that there's no way back. sure, it's crowded, it's dirty, it's noisy. and there are too many people who'd just as soon step on your face as look at you.  but there've got to be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out burg.  we just have to mobilize it.	We need something that everyone can get behind, a symbol --
it won't work.  there's no way we could generate enough positive energy to crack that shell.	I can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city that there's no way back. Sure, it's crowded, it's dirty, it's noisy. And there are too many people who'd just as soon step on your face as look at you.  But there've got to be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out burg.  We just have to mobilize it.
if you two are looking for a fight, you got one.  who wants it first?  come on, ray.  try me, sucker.	Butt out, you pencil-necked geek.  I've had it with you.
that's it.  it's on the bottom.	Nine feet -- ten --
six feet -- seven -- eight --	That's it.  It's on the bottom.
no, not exactly a man of the people.  "also known as vigo the cruel, vigo the torturer, vigo the despised, and vigo the unholy."	This guy was a bad monkey.  He dabbled in all the Black Arts, and listen to this prophecy.  Just before his head died, his last words were, "Death is but a door, time is but a window.  I'll be back."
i'm egon --	And we're the ...
hey, i didn't imagine it.  there must have been ten thousand gallons of it down there.	It may be ebbing and flowing from some tidal source.
seems like a pretty open-minded guy, huh?	His nickname is "The Hammer."
this is about as deep as you can go under manhattan without digging your own hole.	What's the reading?
the new york pneumatic railway.  it was an experimental subway system.  fan-forced air-trains, built around 1870.	This is about as deep as you can go under Manhattan without digging your own hole.
nothing.  not a trace.	Why don't we try the Giga-meter?
you might want to check those duke university mean averaging studies on controlled psychokinesis.	Good idea.
this one's interesting.  berlin, 1939, a flower cart took off by itself and rolled approximately half a kilometer over level ground.  three hundred eyewitnesses.	You might want to check those Duke University mean averaging studies on controlled psychokinesis.
some crank.  looking for goat hooves.  come up with anything?	This one's interesting.  Berlin, 1939, a flower cart took off by itself and rolled approximately half a kilometer over level ground.  Three hundred eyewitnesses.
who was that?	Some crank.  Looking for goat hooves.  Come up with anything?
late renaissance, i think.  caravaggio or brunelleschi.	There's something very familiar about this painting.
rivers of the stuff!	And it's all flowing toward the museum.
is the line sinking?	No, the slime is rising.
there's definitely something going on in that studio.  the pke levels were max-plus and the giga-meter was showing all red.	I'd put my money on that Vigo character.
we've found it at every event site we've been to lately.	You mean this stuff actually feeds on 'bad vibes'?
what's your story, pete?	Me?  I'm a little of everything.  Some Irish, some German, some French, Dutch -- the women in my family slept around.  And that's what made this country great.
my great-grandparents were swiss.  i still have the pictures they took of the statue from the boat when they arrived.	Oh, right, you told me that.  They came to America seeking other kinds of cheese, as I recall.  How about you, Winston?
i think she looks pretty good here, don't you?	Yeah, and a lot easier to get to than that island.
vigi, vigi, vigi -- you have been a bad little monkey.	The whole city's together on this one.  We took a vote.  Everybody's down on you, you know.
my fault!	She's new in town.
we're almost there, lib.  step on it.	My Fault!
i don't think they make nikes in her size.	We're almost there, Lib.  Step on it.
i'll keep to the middle of the channel. we're okay to 59th street, then we'll go ashore and take first avenue to 79th.	Are you kidding?  We'll hit all that bridge traffic at 59th.  I'm going to take 72nd straight up to Fifth.  Trust me, I used to drive a cab.
i hope we have enough stuff to do the job.	Only one way to find out.  Ready, Teddy?
forget it.  the vienna boys choir couldn't get through this stuff.	Good effort.  Now what?  Should we say supportive, nurturing things to it, Ray?
it looks like a giant jello mold.	I hate Jello.
yeah, sorry i missed it.  i guess you guys didn't know about the dress code here.  it's really kind of a coat and tie place.	It's all over the city, Pete -- well, under it actually.
you should've been there, venkman. absolutely incredible!	Yeah, sorry I missed it.  I guess you guys didn't know about the dress code here.  It's really kind of a coat and tie place.
i think we're going to have to pass on the sewer trip, boys.  let me know what you find out.	Okay, but you're missing all the fun.
we're going down into the sewer system to see if we can trace the source of the psycho-reactive slime flow.  we thought you might want to come along.	Darn it!  I wish I'd known you were going. I'm stuck with these damn dinner reservations.
don't tell me, let me guess.  all-you-can-eat barbecue rib night at the sizzler?	We're going down into the sewer system to see if we can trace the source of the psycho-reactive slime flow.  We thought you might want to come along.
what happened?	You just picked up three penalty points on your driver's license.
beautiful, beautiful.  work with me, baby. just have fun with it.  okay, he's playing it cool.  let's finish up and get out of here.	I'll get one more reading.
did you find anything at dana's?	Nothing.  Just some mood-slime residue in and around the bathtub.  But we did turn up some interesting stuff on this Vigo character you mentioned.  I found the name Vigo the Carpathian in Leon Zundinger's Magicians, Martyrs and Madmen.  Listen to this:
well, we sing to it, we talk to it, we say supportive, nurturing things --	You're not sleeping with this stuff, are you?
what kind of tests?	Well, we sing to it, we talk to it, we say supportive, nurturing things --
we're running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction.	What kind of tests?
like a goat on garbage.	We're running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction.
this is an incredible breakthrough, venkman. a psychoreactive substance!  whatever this is, it clearly responds to human emotional states.	'Mood slime.'  We ought to bottle this stuff and sell it.
this is what you do with your spare time?	This is an incredible breakthrough, Venkman. A psychoreactive substance!  Whatever this is, it clearly responds to human emotional states.
and now you're going to eat it?	No, I'm just restoring it to its normal state.
oh good, you're here.  spengler and i have something really amazing to show you.	It's not that thing you do with your nostrils, is it?
you know he ran that last lap in under six minutes?	If he wasn't dead he'd be an Olympic prospect.
hold on, ray!  half-price!  have you gone crazy?	I guess so, Pete, because that's not all. Tell them what else we've got, Egon.
careful, winston.  he's a mean one.  and to celebrate our grand reopening, we're giving you twice the value with our special half-price 'welcome back' service plan.	Hold on, Ray!  Half-price!  Have you gone crazy?
i'm ray --	I'm Peter --
geez, i forgot how heavy these things are.	Okay, let's heat 'em up!
hey, hey, hey, stresshound!  are you nuts? if anybody found out about this we'd be in serious trouble.  the judge couldn't have been clearer - no ghostbusting.	Relax.  We're going to keep this whole thing nice and quiet, low key, no profile.
i love this.  we're onto something really big.  i can smell it, ray.  we're going to make some headlines with this one.	Hey, hey, hey, stresshound!  Are you nuts? If anybody found out about this we'd be in serious trouble.  The judge couldn't have been clearer - no ghostbusting.
what's that?	Egon and I have been working on a gauge to measure psychomagnetheric energy in GEVs - giga electron volts.
well, holmes, what do you think?	It's an interesting one, Pete.  If anything was going on it's totally subdued now.
who, ray?	Dana!  Dana Barrett!
aaah!  nobody!  i can't tell you!	Who, Ray?
who?  who?  who?	Aaah!  Nobody!  I can't tell you!
oh, ray --	Who?  Who?  Who?
who?  just -- someone we know.	Oh, Ray --
who?	Who?  Just -- someone we know.
oh, just checking something for an old friend.	Who?
great.  so what are you guys working on?	Oh, just checking something for an old friend.
nowhere -- fast.  why don't you lock up and buy me a sub?	Uh, I can't.  I'm kind of working on something.
i knew that voice sounded familiar.  what's up?  how's it going?	Nowhere -- fast.  Why don't you lock up and buy me a sub?
so, no goat hooves, huh?	I knew that voice sounded familiar.  What's up?  How's it going?
oh, hiya, pete.	So, no goat hooves, huh?
oh, hello, perhaps you could help me.  i'm looking for an aerosol love potion i could spray on a certain penthouse pet that would make her unconditionally submit to an unusual personal request.	Oh, hiya, Pete.
ray -- ray -- how do you feel, man?	Groovy.  I've never felt better in my life.
she's moving!	I've lived in New York all my life and I never visited the Statue of Liberty.  Now I finally get here and we're taking her out for a walk.
what are we doing?  ray, i was ready to kill you.	Don't you see?  It's the slime.  That stuff is like pure, concentrated evil.
you better watch your mouth, man, or i'll punch your lights out.	Oh yeah?  Anytime, anytime.  Just go ahead and try it.
look, zeddemore, it wasn't my fault you were too stupid to drop that line.	You better watch your mouth, man, or I'll punch your lights out.
nice going, ray!  what were you trying to do -- drown me?	Look, Zeddemore, it wasn't my fault you were too stupid to drop that line.
are you all right?	Yeah, I guess so.  It was the strangest thing.  I knew what I was doing but I couldn't stop.  This really terrible feeling came over me and -- I don't know -- I just felt like driving into that tree and ending it all.  Whew!  Sorry, boys.
no, i just thought --	Well don't think!
are you telling me how to drive?	No, I just thought --
are you all right?  you coming down with something?	No, I'm fine.  I just got light-headed for a second there.  Let's go.
what?  yeah.	Are you all right?  You coming down with something?
you finished here?	What?  Yeah.
huh?  what?	You finished here?
now that's one ugly dude.	Huh?  What?
you got a flux and a half.	Now if you don't want to be the --  -- fifth person ever to die in meta-shock from a planar rift, I suggest you get down behind that desk and don't move until we give you the signal "Stabilize -- All Clear."
and he didn't die of old age either.  he was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered.	I guess he wasn't too popular at the end there.
does it have any favorites?	It likes all the sappy stuff: 'Cumbaya,' 'Everything is Beautiful,' 'It's a Small World' -- but it loves Jackie Wilson.
yeah, what did we do, ray?  the last real job we had we bubbled up a hundred foot marshmallow man and blew the top three floors off an uptown highrise.	Yeah, but what a ride.  You can't make a hamburger without chopping up a cow.
ungrateful little yuppie larvae.  after all we did for this city.	Yeah, what did we do, Ray?  The last real job we had we bubbled up a hundred foot marshmallow man and blew the top three floors off an uptown highrise.
give it up, ray.  you're living in the past. ghostbusters doesn't exist anymore.  in a year these kids won't even remember who we are.	Ungrateful little Yuppie larvae.  After all we did for this city.
come on, winston.  we can't quit now.  the holidays are coming up.  it's our best season.	Give it up, Ray.  You're living in the past. Ghostbusters doesn't exist anymore.  In a year these kids won't even remember who we are.
that's it, ray.  i've had it.  no more parties. i'm tired of taking abuse from over-privileged nine-year-olds.	Come on, Winston.  We can't quit now.  The holidays are coming up.  It's our best season.
i'm ready.	Then let's do it.
ready?	I'm ready.
my people weren't taking any pictures from those slave ships, man.  and there wasn't any statue in charleston harbor to welcome them, either.  what are you, dana?	Miss Blue Blood?  Her family's been here since the year 12.
how deep does it get?  that water's cold and i can't swim.	It's okay.  I have my Senior Lifesaving card.
wonder what?	If she's naked under that toga.  She's French, you know.
kind of makes you wonder, doesn't it?	Wonder what?
and pure --	And decent.
it better not start yet.  i'm trying to finish my potholder before lunch.	You think all those predictions about the world coming to an end in the 1990s are true?
tell him about the toaster.	I don't think he's ready for the toaster.
right, and the first time someone gets mad, their toaster will eat their hand.	So we'll put a warning on the label.
i don't care what you say.  this could be a major christmas gift item.	Right, and the first time someone gets mad, their toaster will eat their hand.
uuuuuuugh!!	What's the matter, dear?
hey, sweetheart, will you cut that out!!!	Uuuuuuugh!!
to the bathroom, where do you think?	Have I done the right thing?
now where are you going?	To the bathroom, where do you think?
i didn't break your precious clock, roy!	Now where are you going?
nice going, honey.  it was brand new.	I didn't break your precious clock, Roy!
roy?  your clock broke.	Nice going, honey.  It was brand new.
i don't know.  it probably would've been the same.	Well, thanks a lot.
aren't you glad we waited?	I don't know.  It probably would've been the same.
eight o'clock?	I was just going to say "eight."  You're fantastic!
okay.  just give me a second here.  i have to leave now but if you've got some time i'd like you to come back this evening and do some more work with me.	Eight o'clock?
do you think i have it, dr. venkman?	Definitely.  I think you may be a very gifted telepath.
well, i guess some people have it and some don't.	Do you think I have it, Dr. Venkman?
no.  they're just coming to me.	Well, you're doing great.  Keep it up.
incredible!  five for five.  you're not cheating on me here, are you?	No.  They're just coming to me.
ummm -- figure eight?	Incredible!  Five for five.  You're not cheating on me here, are you?
ready?  what is it?	Ummm -- figure eight?
is it a star?	It is a star!  That's great.  You're very good.
i'm innocent!  honest, dana.  i never touched you.  not that i remember anyway.	All right, what happened to me?
oh, sure.  i'm getting used to this.	I'm innocent!  Honest, Dana.  I never touched you.  Not that I remember anyway.
are you the gatekeeper?	I am Zuul.
fine, louis.  we'll stop in for a drink.	I got the Twister game for later ...
great!  bring her, too.  but you better hurry.  i made nachos with non-fat cheese and they're almost gone.  i'll make some more though.	Fine, Louis.  We'll stop in for a drink.
well, actually louis i have a friend coming by.	Great!  Bring her, too.  But you better hurry.  I made nachos with non-fat cheese and they're almost gone.  I'll make some more though.
hey, it's crazy in here.  you're missing a classic party.	Well, actually Louis I have a friend coming by.
hi, louis.	Hey, it's crazy in here.  You're missing a classic party.
oh, dana, it's you.	Hi, Louis.
you know you shouldn't leave your tv on so loud when you go out.  that creep down the hall phoned the manager.	I thought I turned it off.  I guess I forgot.
oh, that's nice, louis.  i'll stop by if i'm around.	You know you shouldn't leave your TV on so loud when you go out.  That creep down the hall phoned the manager.
okay.  i'll take a raincheck.  i always have plenty of mineral water and other nutritious health foods, but you know that.  listen, that reminds me, i'm having a party for all my clients.  it's gonna be my fourth anniversary as an accountant.  i know you fill out your own tax return, but i'd like you to come being that you're my next door neighbor and all ...	Oh, that's nice, Louis.  I'll stop by if I'm around.
no thanks, louis.  i'm really tired.  i've been rehearsing all morning.	Okay.  I'll take a raincheck.  I always have plenty of mineral water and other nutritious health foods, but you know that.  Listen, that reminds me, I'm having a party for all my clients.  It's gonna be my fourth anniversary as an accountant.  I know you fill out your own tax return, but I'd like you to come being that you're my next door neighbor and all ...
oh, no, i feel great.  i just ordered some more vitamins.  i see you were exercising. so was i.  i taped "20 minute workout" and played it back at high speed so it only took ten minutes and i got a really good workout. you wanna have a mineral water with me?	No thanks, Louis.  I'm really tired.  I've been rehearsing all morning.
are you sick, louis?	Oh, no, I feel great.  I just ordered some more vitamins.  I see you were exercising. So was I.  I taped "20 Minute Workout" and played it back at high speed so it only took ten minutes and I got a really good workout. You wanna have a mineral water with me?
... i thought it was the drug store.	Are you sick, Louis?
hi, louis.	... I thought it was the drug store.
oh, dana, it's you ...	Hi, Louis.
this is going to cost you, you know.  our fees are ridiculously high.	Talk to my accountant.
thank you.  next time i want to break a lease i'll know who to call.	This is going to cost you, you know.  Our fees are ridiculously high.
yeah, along with most of your furniture and a lot of your personal possessions.  this one took some work.	Thank you.  Next time I want to break a lease I'll know who to call.
really!  is it gone?	Yeah, along with most of your furniture and a lot of your personal possessions.  This one took some work.
nothing!  we just got rid of that thing in your kitchen.	Really!  Is it gone?
there is no dana.  i am zuul.	Whoa!! Nice voice.
right ... you're the gatekeeper.  but i want dana.  dana, speak to me ...	There is no Dana.  I am Zuul.
i am zuul.  i am ...	Right ... You're the Gatekeeper.  But I want Dana.  Dana, speak to me ...
i don't know.  you've got two people in there already.  it could get a little crowded.  i want you to close your eyes and relax.  now i'm going to speak to dana and i want dana to answer.	I am Zuul.  I am ...
i want you inside me.	I don't know.  You've got two people in there already.  It could get a little crowded.  I want you to close your eyes and relax.  Now I'm going to speak to Dana and I want Dana to answer.
actually, it's more of a policy than a rule.	I want you inside me.
well, i'll just use it for a while and get it right back to you.	Take me now.
do you want this body?	Well, I'll just use it for a while and get it right back to you.
really?  can't wait to meet him.  as long as we're waiting for him, i'd really like to try something with you -- in the bedroom.	Do you want this body?
he is the destructor.	Really?  Can't wait to meet him.  As long as we're waiting for him, I'd really like to try something with you -- in the bedroom.
okay, i'll help you.  should we make some dip or something?	He is the Destructor.
we must prepare for the coming of gozer.	Okay, I'll help you.  Should we make some dip or something?
hey, dana.  what is it?  what happened?	I am Zuul.  I am the Gatekeeper.
i'll pick you up at your place.  i'll bring along the roylance guide -- we can read after we eat.	I've got to go now.
all right.  since you put it that way.	I'll pick you up at your place.  I'll bring along the Roylance Guide -- we can read after we eat.
you think i enjoy giving up my evenings to spend time with clients?  i'm making an exception because i respect you as an artist and as a dresser.	All right.  Since you put it that way.
i don't think so.  i'm busy thursday night.	You think I enjoy giving up my evenings to spend time with clients?  I'm making an exception because I respect you as an artist and as a dresser.
i'm checking on that.  i think we should meet thursday night at nine to talk about it.	I don't think so.  I'm busy Thursday night.
what's he doing in my refrigerator.	I'm checking on that.  I think we should meet Thursday night at nine to talk about it.
"gozer" -- he was very big in the sumerian religion.  one of their gods.	What's he doing in my refrigerator.
hittites,  the mesopotamians and the sumerians.  "zuul was the minion of gozer."	"Gozer" -- he was very big in the Sumerian religion.  One of their gods.
well, the name zuul refers to a demi-god worshipped around 6000 b.c. by the ... what's that say?	Hittites,  the Mesopotamians and the Sumerians.  "Zuul was the Minion of Gozer."
you must have gotten the last copy.	Well, the name Zuul refers to a demi-god worshipped around 6000 B.C. by the ... What's that say?
i'll cancel the reservation,  i found the name "zuul" in ...  the roylance guide to secret societies and sects.  i don't suppose you've  read it.	You must have gotten the last copy.
can't you tell me now?	I'll cancel the reservation,  I found the name "Zuul" in ...  The Roylance Guide to Secret Societies and Sects.  I don't suppose you've  read it.
yes, but i have to tell you in private at a fine restaurant.	Can't you tell me now?
he is a very close friend.  do you have some explanation of what happened in my apartment?	Yes, but I have to tell you in private at a fine restaurant.
is he dying or something?	He is a very close friend.  Do you have some explanation of what happened in my apartment?
the "stiff?"  he happens to be one of the finest musicians in the world and a wonderful man.	Is he dying or something?
who's the stiff?	The "stiff?"  He happens to be one of the finest musicians in the world and a wonderful man.
i know.  you're quite a celebrity these days.  are you here because you have info ... about my case?	Who's the stiff?
i don't have to take abuse from you.  i have other people dying to give it to me.	I know.  You're quite a celebrity these days.  Are you here because you have info ... about my case?
most people can't hear me with the whole orchestra playing.  you're good.	I don't have to take abuse from you.  I have other people dying to give it to me.
you're the best one in your row.	Most people can't hear me with the whole orchestra playing.  You're good.
you heard it?	You're the best one in your row.
great rehearsal.	You heard it?
goodbye.	No kiss?
okay.  then i'll go.	Goodbye.
all right.	Okay.  Then I'll go.
okay, okay.  but if anything else happens, you have to promise you'll call me.	All right.
then leave.	Okay, okay.  But if anything else happens, you have to promise you'll call me.
don't scream.	Then leave.
i'll scream.	Don't scream.
i want to help you.	I'll scream.
out!	I want to help you.
on a purely scientific basis.	Out!
that's it.  get out.	On a purely scientific basis.
i think i should spend the night here.	That's it.  Get out.
all right.  what do you want to do?	I think I should spend the night here.
i'm a qualified psychologist.  i've got a degree and everything.  i believe that something happened here and i want to do something about it.	All right.  What do you want to do?
thanks.  coming from you that really means a lot to me.	I'm a qualified psychologist.  I've got a degree and everything.  I believe that something happened here and I want to do something about it.
if it's any comfort to you, i don't think you're crazy.	Thanks.  Coming from you that really means a lot to me.
this is terrible.  either there's a monster in my kitchen or i'm completely crazy.	If it's any comfort to you, I don't think you're crazy.
there's nothing there now and i don't get any significant readings.	This is terrible.  Either there's a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.
yeah, yeah.	There's nothing there now and I don't get any significant readings.
are you all right?	Yeah, yeah.
damn!	Are you all right?
i told you, i ...	I know.  It happened by itself.
you're quite a housekeeper.	I told you, I ...
i'll wait here if you don't mind.	You're quite a housekeeper.
well, let's check it out.	I'll wait here if you don't mind.
uh-huh.	Well, let's check it out.
nothing.  is that the kitchen?	Uh-huh.
what?	Nothing.  Is that the kitchen?
that's too bad.	What?
like a used car salesman.	Thanks.  What's in there?
no?  what do i act like?	Like a used car salesman.
you really don't act like a scientist.	No?  What do I act like?
yeah, but it's got a great cello break.	You really don't act like a scientist.
that's a violin concerto.	Yeah, but it's got a great cello break.
i'd have to say prokofiev's third concerto.	That's a violin concerto.
really?  do you have a favorite piece?	I'd have to say Prokofiev's third concerto.
you play the cello!  it's my favorite instrument.	Really?  Do you have a favorite piece?
no.  if i moved out now i'd be acknowledging that what happened was real.  i'm not ready to do that.	You play the cello!  It's my favorite instrument.
have you ever thought of moving out -- at least until this disturbance blows over?	No.  If I moved out now I'd be acknowledging that what happened was real.  I'm not ready to do that.
spengler,  see if you can find the word "zuul" in any of the literature.  i'll take miss barrett home and check out her apartment.	Have you ever thought of moving out -- at least until this disturbance blows over?
no, just that one word -- zuul -- but i have no idea what it means.	Spengler,  see if you can find the word "Zuul" in any of the literature.  I'll take Miss Barrett home and check out her apartment.
is that your professional opinion?	It's in the stars.
why would anyone make up a thing like that?	Some people like the attention.  Some people are just crazy.
... and then i opened the door again but it was gone.  there was nothing there.	So what do you think it was?
we're all professionals here, miss ...	Barrett.  Dana Barrett.
yes ... well ... i'm not sure.  what i have to say may sound a little ... unusual.	We're all professionals here, Miss ...
hello.  i'm peter venkman.  may i help you?	Yes ... well ... I'm not sure.  What I have to say may sound a little ... unusual.
dr. venkman, we believe that the purpose of science is to serve mankind.  you, however, seem to regard science as some kind of "dodge" or "hustle."  your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy and your conclusions are highly questionable.  you're a poor scientist, dr. venkman, and you have no place in this department or in this university.	I see.
but why?  the students love us!	Dr. Venkman, we believe that the purpose of science is to serve mankind.  You, however, seem to regard science as some kind of "dodge" or "hustle."  Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy and your conclusions are highly questionable.  You're a poor scientist, Dr. Venkman, and you have no place in this department or in this University.
fine.  this university will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group's activities.	But why?  The students love us!
this is preposterous!  i demand an explanation.	Fine.  This University will no longer continue any funding of any kind for your group's activities.
no, we're moving you off campus.  the board of regents has decided to terminate your grant.  you are to vacate these premises immediately.	This is preposterous!  I demand an explanation.
i trust you're moving us to a better space somewhere on campus.	No, we're moving you OFF CAMPUS.  The Board of Regents has decided to terminate your grant.  You are to vacate these premises immediately.
i wonder if there might not be a very large cup of hot chocolate somewhere in the area.	That would definitely explain it.
you have to wonder why anybody would dump a marshmallow that size right in the middle of the street.	I wonder if there might not be a very large cup of hot chocolate somewhere in the area.
yeah, it's some kind of mallow-type substance - that's for sure.	You have to wonder why anybody would dump a marshmallow that size right in the middle of the street.
well, that definitely looks like marshmallow to me.	Yeah, it's some kind of mallow-type substance - that's for sure.
he's a big one.  you don't want to mess with that particular breed.	Definitely some sort of fighting Spaniel, I think.
that is one speedy mutt.	He's a big one.  You don't want to mess with that particular breed.
did you see it?  what was it?	We'll get back to you.
what's that got to do with it?	Back off, man!  I'm a scientist!
thank you for coming.  i'd appreciate it if we could take care of this quickly and quietly.	One thing at a time.  We don't even know what it is yet.
yes.  i'm dr. venkman and this is dr. stantz.	Thank you for coming.  I'd appreciate it if we could take care of this quickly and quietly.
hello, i'm roger delacorte - the head librarian.  are you the men from the university?	Yes.  I'm Dr. Venkman and this is Dr. Stantz.
keep it anyway.  i have another one at home.	Thank you.
i don't believe in luck.	Keep it anyway.  I have another one at home.
it's a souvenir from the 1964 world's fair at flushing meadow.  it's my lucky coin.	I don't believe in luck.
what is it?	It's a souvenir from the 1964 World's Fair at Flushing Meadow.  It's my lucky coin.
i want you to have this.	What is it?
i don't care.  i see us as tiny parts of a vast organism, like two bacteria living on a rotting speck of dust floating in an infinite void.	That's so romantic.
in the physical sense.	I don't care.  I see us as tiny parts of a vast organism, like two bacteria living on a rotting speck of dust floating in an infinite void.
die in what sense?	In the physical sense.
egon, there's something very strange about that man.  i'm very psychic usually and right now i have this terrible feeling that something awful is going to happen to you.  i'm afraid you're going to die.	Die in what sense?
i think it's the food of the future.	Remind me not to go to lunch with you.
oh, that's very - unusual.	I think it's the food of the future.
i collect spores, molds and fungus.	Oh, that's very - unusual.
it's a great game!  you should play sometime.  i bet you'd be good.  you seem very athletic.  do you have any hobbies?	I collect spores, molds and fungus.
is that a game?	It's a great game!  You should play sometime.  I bet you'd be good.  You seem very athletic.  Do you have any hobbies?
that's very fascinating to me.  i read a lot myself.  some people think i'm too intellectual.  but i think reading is a fabulous way to spend your spare time.  i also play racketball.  do you ever play?	Is that a game?
print is dead.	That's very fascinating to me.  I read a lot myself.  Some people think I'm too intellectual.  But I think reading is a fabulous way to spend your spare time.  I also play racketball.  Do you ever play?
you're very handy, i can tell.  i bet you like to read a lot, too.	Print is dead.
janine, i'm sure a woman with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top flight job in the housekeeping or food service industry.	Oh, really?  Well, I've quit better jobs than this one, believe me.
i didn't ask him.  all i know is that i haven't had a break in two weeks and you promised you'd hire more help.	Janine, I'm sure a woman with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top flight job in the housekeeping or food service industry.
the epa?  what's he want?	I didn't ask him.  All I know is that I haven't had a break in two weeks and you promised you'd hire more help.
and someone from the epa is here to see you.	The EPA?  What's he want?
here's the paper on the brooklyn job.  she paid with a visa card.	Here are tonight's calls.
why don't you step into the office and we'll talk about it.  hold all my calls, janine.	What calls?
heavens, no!  the owners don't like us to even talk about it.  i hoped we could take care of this quietly tonight.	Yes, sir.  Don't worry.  We handle this kind of thing all the time.
did you ever report it to anyone?	Heavens, no!  The owners don't like us to even talk about it.  I hoped we could take care of this quietly tonight.
well, most of the original staff knows about the twelfth floor ... the disturbances, i mean ... but it's been quiet for years ... up until two weeks ago ... it was never ever this bad, though.	Did you ever report it to anyone?
has this ever happened before?	Well, most of the original staff knows about the twelfth floor ... The disturbances, I mean ... But it's been quiet for years ... Up until two weeks ago ... It was never ever this bad, though.
thank you for coming so quickly.  the guests are starting to ask questions and i'm running out of excuses.	Has this ever happened before?
that's "peck!"	... or you can accept the fact that this city is heading for a disaster of really Biblical proportions.
mr. mayor, it's a pretty simple choice. you can believe mr. pecker here ...	That's "Peck!"
the man is a psychopath, your honor.	Probably a mixture of gases, no doubt stolen from the Army ...
you turned off the power!  look, there was another man here ... you have to find him and bring him back.  a short determined-looking guy with the eyes of a happy zombie.	See!  They are using drugs.
at ease, officers.  i'm peter venkman.  i think there's been some kind of misunderstanding here and i want to cooperate in every way i can.	Forget it, Venkman.  You had your chance to cooperate but you thought it was more fun to insult me.  Now it's my turn, smart-ass.
have it your way, mr. venkman.	Hey!  Make yourself useful!  Go save a tree!
go ahead!  get a court order.  then i'm gonna sue your ass off for wrongful prosecution.	Have it your way, Mr. Venkman.
well, because i'm curious.  i want to know more about what you do here.  frankly, there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess any possible environmental impact from your operation. for instance, the storage of noxious, possibly hazardous waste materials in your basement.  now either you show me what's down there or i come back with a court order.	Go ahead!  Get a court order.  Then I'm gonna sue your ass off for wrongful prosecution.
why do you want to see it?	Well, because I'm curious.  I want to know more about what you do here.  Frankly, there have been a lot of wild stories in the media and we want to assess any possible environmental impact from your operation. For instance, the storage of noxious, possibly hazardous waste materials in your basement.  Now either you show me what's down there or I come back with a court order.
may i please see the storage facility?	Why do you want to see it?
the magic word is "please."	May I please see the storage facility?
and what is the magic word, mr. venkman?	The magic word is "please."
because you didn't say the magic word.	And what is the magic word, Mr. Venkman?
and why not, mr. venkman?	Because you didn't say the magic word.
no, you may not.	And why not, Mr. Venkman?
and may i see this storage facility?	No, you may not.
yes, it would.	And may I see this storage facility?
and would this storage facility be located on these premises?	Yes, it would.
in a storage facility.	And would this storage facility be located on these premises?
and where do you put these ghosts once you catch them?	In a storage facility.
i'm not at liberty to say.	And where do you put these ghosts once you catch them?
and how many ghosts have you caught, mr. venkman?	I'm not at liberty to say.
you could say that.	And how many ghosts have you caught, Mr. Venkman?
i see.  and now you catch ghosts?	You could say that.
i have ph.d's in psychology and parapsychology.	I see.  And now you catch ghosts?
exactly what are you a doctor of, mr. venkman?	I have Ph.D's in psychology and parapsychology.
yes, i'm doctor venkman.	Exactly what are you a doctor of, Mr. Venkman?
are you peter venkman?	Yes, I'm Doctor Venkman.
great!  how's it going?	Are you Peter Venkman?
i'm walter peck.  i represent the environmental protection agency, third district.	Great!  How's it going?
can i help you?	I'm Walter Peck.  I represent the Environmental Protection Agency, Third District.
i'll tell you the effect!  it pisses me off!	Then my theory was correct.
i'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement on esp ability.	I'll tell you the effect!  It pisses me off!
yeah, but i didn't know you were going to give me electric shocks.  what are you trying to prove?	I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement on ESP ability.
you volunteered, didn't you?  aren't we paying you for this?	Yeah, but I didn't know you were going to give me electric shocks.  What are you trying to prove?
hey!  i'm getting a little tired of this.	You volunteered, didn't you?  Aren't we paying you for this?
sorry.  this isn't your day.	Hey!  I'm getting a little tired of this.
two wavy lines?	Sorry.  This isn't your day.
well, just 75 more to go.  what's this one?	Two wavy lines?
yes.  i don't like this.	Well, just 75 more to go.  What's this one?
nervous?	Yes.  I don't like this.
circle?	Close -- but definitely wrong.
a square?	Good guess -- but no.
all right.  what is it?	A square?
on earth -- no.  but on krypton we could slice him up like oscar mayer bologna.	Wow!
wait!  wait!  let me ask you something.  if you like shot superman with those guns, would he feel it or what?	On Earth -- no.  But on Krypton we could slice him up like Oscar Mayer Bologna.
i couldn't do that.  you might hurt someone.	Wait!  Wait!  Let me ask you something.  If you like shot Superman with those guns, would he feel it or what?
yeah, yeah.  i just want to see 'em.	I couldn't do that.  You might hurt someone.
they're not guns.  they're particle throwers.	Yeah, yeah.  I just want to see 'em.
hey, mister!  can i see those guns?	They're not guns.  They're particle throwers.
you're a regular sherlock holmes.  now what do you want?	When you were in the bathroom, did you notice anything that was yellow and unusually smelly?
the wet towels, residual moisture on your lower limbs and hair, the redness in your cheeks indicating ...	You're a regular Sherlock Holmes.  Now what do you want?
what on earth gave you that idea?	The wet towels, residual moisture on your lower limbs and hair, the redness in your cheeks indicating ...
were you recently in the bathroom?	What on earth gave you that idea?
yes?	Were you recently in the bathroom?
life is just a state of mind.	But it's my favorite state.
no!  you said crossing the beams would be bad.  it'll kill her!  and us!	Life is just a state of mind.
no!  them!  shoot them!  cross the beams.	No!  You said crossing the beams would be BAD.  It'll kill her!  And us!
on the count of three!  one ... two ...	No!  Them!  Shoot them!  Cross the beams.
what now?	Full-stream with strogon pulse.
you talked to gozer?	Get a grip on yourself, Egon.  I talked to Dana Barrett and she referred to Gozer as the Destructor.
gozer.	You talked to Gozer?
who?	Gozer.
she said he was "the destructor."	Who?
yes.  after the first world war shandor decided that society was too sick to survive.  and he wasn't alone.  he had close to a thousand followers when he died.  they conducted rituals, bizarre rituals, intended to bring about the end of the world.	She said he was "the Destructor."
let me guess -- gozer worshippers.	Yes.  After the First World War Shandor decided that society was too sick to survive.  And he wasn't alone.  He had close to a thousand followers when he died.  They conducted rituals, bizarre rituals, intended to bring about the end of the world.
of course!  ivo shandor,  i saw his name in tobin's spirit guide.  he started a secret society in 1920.	Let me guess -- Gozer Worshippers.
where's the keymaster?	Oh, shit!
he wants to shut down the storage grid.	If you turn that thing off we won't be responsible for the consequences.
i'll spend the night here and get back first thing in the morning.	All right, Peter.  Good night.
all right.  i'll try.	I'll spend the night here and get back first thing in the morning.
you have to keep him there.  do whatever you have to, but don't let him leave,  he could be very dangerous.	All right.  I'll try.
i agree.	You have to keep him there.  Do whatever you have to, but don't let him leave,  He could be very dangerous.
yeah, yeah.  i was just thinking.  it probably wouldn't be a good idea for them to get together at this point.	I agree.
some.  i just met the keymaster.  he's here with me now.  venkman?  are you there?	Yeah, yeah.  I was just thinking.  It probably wouldn't be a good idea for them to get together at this point.
i don't think so.  it's more of that gozer thing.  she says she's the gatekeeper.  does that make any sense to you?	Some.  I just met the Keymaster.  He's here with me now.  Venkman?  Are you there?
does she want to be?	I don't think so.  It's more of that Gozer thing.  She says she's the Gatekeeper.  Does that make any sense to you?
i'm with dana barrett and she's floating three feet off the bed.	Does she want to be?
what is it?	I'm with Dana Barrett and she's floating three feet off the bed.
it's peter, egon.  i've got a problem.	What is it?
what do you mean "bad?"	It's hard to explain, but try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and finding yourself confined forever in another dimension.
trust me.  it will be bad.	What do you mean "bad?"
why not?	Trust me.  It will be bad.
don't cross the beams.	Why not?
what?	Don't cross the beams.
wait!  wait!  there's something i forgot to tell you.	What?
something was definitely here.	Yeah, I can smell it.
did you see anything?	Didn't see anything,  Didn't get anything. Nice girl - no ghost.  I'm starting to worry.  You said your graph was pointing to something big.  You told me things were going to start popping.
generally, you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.  what do you think, egon?	She's telling the truth -- or at least she thinks she is.
just for your information, ray, the interest payments alone for the first five years come to over $75,000.	Will you guys relax?  We are on the threshold of establishing the indispensable defense science of the next decade - Professional Paranormal Investigations and Eliminations.  The franchise rights alone will make us wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.
i'm always serious.	Wow!
spengler, are you serious about actually catching a ghost?	I'm always serious.
oh, this is big, peter.  this is very big. there's definitely something here.	Egon, somehow this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head.  Do you remember that?
what have you got, egon?	Oh, this is big, Peter.  This is very big. There's definitely something here.
oh!  you're here.	What have you got, Egon?
you mean if i stand here and concentrate on the image of roberto clemente, gozer will appear as roberto clemente and wipe us out?	That appears to be the case.
look at the structure of the roof cap.  it looks exactly like the kind of telemetry tracker nasa uses to identify dead pulsars in other galaxies.	And look at this, Peter  Cold-riveted girders with selenium cores.
what happened??!!!?	The storage facility blew.  This one ...  ... shut off the protection grid.
i need two new purge valves.  how's the grid around the storage facility holding up?	I'm worried, Ray.  It's getting crowded in there.  And all my recent data points to something big on the bottom.
i've got to sleep.	I need two new purge valves.  How's the grid around the storage facility holding up?
neutronize.  system shut.	I've got to sleep.
set entry grid.	Neutronize.  System shut.
it's working!	Easy ... Easy ... I'm going to throw in my trap now.
ray!  where are you?  are you all right?	God, it's ugly!
sorry, buddy!	We'd better adjust our streams.
i just realized something.  we've never had a completely successful test with any of the equipment.	I blame myself.
you know, peter, this could be a past life experience intruding on the present.	Or even a race memory, stored in the collective unconscious.  And I wouldn't rule out clairvoyance or telepathic contact either.
the stay-puft marshmallow man!  he was on all the packages we used to buy when i was a kid.  we used to roast stay-puft marshmallows at camp waconda!	Great!  The marshmallows are about to get their revenge.
and you came up with that?	The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man!  He was on all the packages we used to buy when I was a kid.  We used to roast Stay-Puft marshmallows at Camp Waconda!
what?  what popped in there?	Look!
i couldn't help it!  it just popped in there!	What?  What popped in there?
agile bastard, isn't he?	Forget the trapping!  Just blast him!
as a duly-constituted representative of the city of new york, and on behalf of the county and state of new york, the united states of america, the planet earth and all its inhabitants, i hereby order you to cease and desist any and all supernatural activity and return at once to your place of origin or next parallel dimension.	Well, that ought to do it.
it doesn't seem to have slowed him down any.	I don't think it's Shandor.
who was the architect?	He's listed on the blueprints as I. Shandor.
no!  nobody ever built them like this!  the architect was either an authentic whacko or a certified genius.  the whole building is like a huge antenna for pulling in and concentrating psychokinetic energy.	Who was the architect?
i guess they don't build them like they used to, huh?	No!  Nobody ever built them like this!  The architect was either an authentic whacko or a certified genius.  The whole building is like a huge antenna for pulling in and concentrating psychokinetic energy.
egon, how's the grid around the storage facility holding up?	It's not good, Pete.
boy, that was a rough one.	I can't take much more of this.  The pace is killing me.
how do you know?	I don't know.  I'm just guessing.
don't move.  it won't hurt you.	How do you know?
it's here, ray.  it's looking at me.	Don't move.  It won't hurt you.
well, hurry up.  the needle's going wild.	It's here, Ray.  It's looking at me.
sit tight.  i'm on my way.	Well, hurry up.  The needle's going wild.
third floor.  get down here,	Sit tight.  I'm on my way.
where are you, pete?	Third floor.  Get down here,
ray -- something's here.	Where are you, Pete?
so far all we got is a shit smell on the twelfth floor and we almost fried a puerto rican bellboy.	All right.  Let's cool the negative vibes. These things can sense them.
i'm getting high readings near the air vents.  it must be using the duct system to get around.  see, i told you we'd get something.	So far all we got is a shit smell on the twelfth floor and we almost fried a Puerto Rican bellboy.
no sense worrying about it now.	Sure.  Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on our back.  No problem.
so do i.	No sense worrying about it now.
they will.	Do you know when that might be?  We're on the brink of a very serious cash-flow problem.
how was your date?	It wasn't a date.  It was an investigation.
why don't i check out the building?  it may have a history of psychic turbulence.	Good idea.  Were any other words spoken that you remember?
do you think it's wide enough?  how much?	Fourteen hundred.
everybody can relax.  i found the car.  how do you like it?	Do you think it's wide enough?  How much?
wow!  does this pole still work?	This might do ... I don't know ... it just seems kind of "pricey" for a fixer-upper, don't you think?  We're trying to keep our costs down.  You know how it is when you're starting a new company.
but most people are afraid to even report these things.	Maybe.  But no one ever advertised before.
you're not going to lose the house. everybody has three mortgages these days.	But at nineteen percent interest!  You didn't even bargain with the guy.
my parents left me that house, i was born there.	You're not going to lose the house. Everybody has three mortgages these days.
you'll never regret this, ray.	My parents left me that house, I was born there.
for what purpose?	To go into business for ourselves.
let me tell you, ray, everything in life happens for a reason.  call it fate, call it luck, karma, whatever.  i think we were destined to get kicked out of there.	For what purpose?
do you know what a patent clerk makes?  i liked the university.  they gave us money, they gave us the facilities and we didn't have to produce anything!  i've worked in the private sector.  they expect results. you've never been out of college.  you don't know what it's like out there.	Let me tell you, Ray, everything in life happens for a reason.  Call it fate, call it luck, Karma, whatever.  I think we were destined to get kicked out of there.
you're always so worried about your reputation.  we don't need the university. einstein did his best stuff while he was working as a patent clerk.'they can't stop progress.	Do you know what a patent clerk makes?  I liked the University.  They gave us money, they gave us the facilities and we didn't have to produce anything!  I've worked in the private sector.  They expect results. You've never been out of college.  You don't know what it's like out there.
this is like a major disgrace.  forget m.i.t. or stanford now ... they wouldn't touch us with a three-meter cattle prod.	You're always so worried about your reputation.  We don't need the University. Einstein did his best stuff while he was working as a patent clerk.'They can't stop progress.
you said you floored 'em at the regents' meeting.	Ray, I apologize.  I guess my confidence in the Regents was misplaced.  They did this to Galileo, too.
if anyone deserves it, it's spengler and me. we're doing all the hard research and designing the equipment.	Yeah, but I introduced you guys.  You never would've met if not for me.  That's got to be worth something.
if you guys are right, if we can actually trap a ghost and hold it somehow, i think i could win the nobel prize.	If anyone deserves it, it's Spengler and me. We're doing all the hard research and designing the equipment.
i guess i got a little overexcited.  wasn't it incredible!  i'm telling you, this is a first.  you know what this could mean to the university?	Oh, yeah.  This could be bigger than the microchip.  They'll probably throw out the entire engineering department and turn their building over to us.  We're probably the first serious scientists to ever molest a dead old lady.
"get her?"  that was your whole plan?  you call that science?	I guess I got a little overexcited.  Wasn't it incredible!  I'm telling you, this is a first.  You know what this could mean to the University?
hey, lady?  lady!  can you talk?  who are you?   this is not working.  think of something else.	Okay.  Okay.  I got it.  I know what to do. Stay close.  I have a plan.
anything!  just make contact.	Hey, Lady?  Lady!  Can you talk?  Who are you?   This is not working.  Think of something else.
what do i say?	Anything!  Just make contact.
i don't know.  talk to it.	What do I say?
what do we do now?	I don't know.  Talk to it.
i told you it's real.	What do we do now?
what is it?	It looks like a big pair of breasts and a pot belly.
well, i was at an unexplained multiple high-altitude rockfall once.	Uh-huh.  I've heard about the rockfall, Ray. I think you've been spending too much time with Spengler.
looked at with your eyes.	Well, I was at an unexplained multiple high-altitude rockfall once.
what do you mean by "seen?"	Looked at with your eyes.
ray, as your friend i have to tell you i think you've really gone around the bend on this ghost stuff.  you've been running your ass off for two years checking out every schizo in the five boroughs who thinks he's had an experience.  and what have you seen?	What do you mean by "seen?"
spengler and i have charted every psychic occurrence in the tri-state area for the past two years.  the graph we came up with definitely points to something big.	Ray, as your friend I have to tell you I think you've really gone around the bend on this ghost stuff.  You've been running your ass off for two years checking out every schizo in the Five Boroughs who thinks he's had an experience.  And what have you seen?
sure.  that's great, ray.  i think you should get down there right away and check it out.  let me know what happens.	No, this one's for real, Peter.  Spengler went down there and took some PKE readings. Right off the top of the scale.  Buried the needle.  We're close this time. I can feel it.
peter, at 1:40 this afternoon at the main branch of the new york public library on fifth avenue, ten people witnessed a free-roaming, vaporous, full-torso apparition.  it blew books from shelves at twenty feet away.  scared the socks off some poor librarian.	Sure.  That's great, Ray.  I think you should get down there right away and check it out.  Let me know what happens.
excuse me for a minute.  ray, i'm right in the middle of something here.  can you come back in about an hour?	Peter, at 1:40 this afternoon at the main branch of the New York Public Library on Fifth Avenue, ten people witnessed a free-roaming, vaporous, full-torso apparition.  It blew books from shelves at twenty feet away.  Scared the socks off some poor librarian.
what's he talking about?  choose what?	What do you mean "choose?"  We don't understand.
stantz?  you okay in there?	LATER, MAN!!
you don't have to worry about that with us, sir.	Right.  We'll believe anything.
every ancient religion had its own myth about the end of the world.	Well, has it ever occurred to you that the reason you've been so busy lately is because the dead have been rising from their graves?
yeah, judgement day.	Every ancient religion had its own myth about the end of the world.
judgement day ...	Yeah, Judgement Day.
right.  and the sky would fall ...	Judgement Day ...
and the seas would boil ...	Right.  And the sky would fall ...
ray, do you remember something in the bible about a day when the dead would rise up from their graves?	And the seas would boil ...
the whole roof cap was fabricated with a magnesium-tungsten alloy.	Ray, do you remember something in the Bible about a day when the dead would rise up from their graves?
me, too. parts of the bible are great.	The whole roof cap was fabricated with a magnesium-tungsten alloy.
no.  but i liked jesus' style.	Me, too. Parts of the Bible are great.
do you believe in god?	No.  But I liked Jesus' style.
boy!  solid cores of shielded selenium .325.	Do you believe in God?
me, too.	Boy!  Solid cores of shielded Selenium .325.
mmmhmmm.	Me, too.
are you a christian, ray?	Mmmhmmm.
uh ... oh these are blueprints of the structural ironwork in dana barrett's apartment building ... and they're most unusual.	Are you a Christian, Ray?
hey man.  what is it you're so involved with there?	Uh ... Oh these are blueprints of the structural ironwork in Dana Barrett's apartment building ... And they're most unusual.
very impressive resume.  electronic countermeasures, strategic air command ... black belt in karate ... small arms expert ... mr. zeddemore, as you may have heard, we locate ghosts and spirits, trap them with streams of concentrated quantum energy and remove them from people's homes, offices and places of worship.	Yeah, I heard that.  Now tell me what you really do.
you would have had a full scale revolt on your hands.	What have I got now?  It's exactly as if there were two emperors. Because of this the people have two minds.  He is their champion.
damn him!  i should have killed him on the front -- i let you talk me out of that.	You would have had a full scale revolt on your hands.
lykas, pick a man.  someone who will look good.  jerses i want it built up in the daily action...	Do you want posters, too?
not yet, dear brother...	Send them out!
i am their hero!	Not yet, dear brother...
you want control of the crowd -- you can't get it by killing their hero.	I am their hero!
i want that bastard dead!	You want control of the crowd -- you can't get it by killing their hero.
you can't do that... listen to the mood of the crowd.	I want that bastard dead!
tell lykas to send a retiarius and a samnite to help tiger.	You can't do that... listen to the mood of the crowd.
yes?  go on!	"... by the emperor of Rome.  This writer asks:  between a Senate that debates truth until they choke, an Emperor who has the birth sign of a woman, is it possible there is more virtue within the arena than without?"
"... encased in the armor of a demigod, narcissus the good continues his impossible climb in the arena where he was unjustly cast..."	Yes?  Go on!
if i ever loved narcissus it wasn't like you want.	But I get what I want, always, don't I?
now that we're done with that infatuation forever.	If I ever loved Narcissus it wasn't like you want.
what are you talking about?	Now that we're done with that infatuation forever.
now that is a happy sound! tomorrow, i want the citizens -- my people -- back in the arena.  the gods know, i'm tired.  come to bed, now; tonight we're celebrating.	What are you talking about?
the fans of narcissus.  they were on vigil outside the school of proximo. they believe he's dying.	Now that is a happy sound! Tomorrow, I want the citizens -- my people -- back in the arena.  The Gods know, I'm tired.  Come to bed, now; tonight we're celebrating.
what is that... wailing?	The fans of Narcissus.  They were on vigil outside the school of Proximo. They believe he's dying.
why are you so surly -- you've won, brother.  the people have bread and the city is quiet.	What is that... wailing?
you must start clearing everything with me -- especially your lovers.	Why are you so surly -- you've won, brother.  The people have bread and the city is quiet.
taking my pleasure.  do i need to clear my lovers with you?	You must start clearing everything with me -- especially your lovers.
where have you been?	Taking my pleasure.  Do I need to clear my lovers with you?
you're coming back?	I have to come back.  If I don't come back the people will think I'm a coward.  Tribuus, tomorrow he dies -- I want his blood on the sand.  Do you understand?
tribuus... tomorrow.	You're coming back?
you can't do that!  you came here to turn the crowd around not make them hate you.	Tribuus... tomorrow.
kill him!  tribuus -- execute that bastard.	You can't do that!  You came here to turn the crowd around not make them hate you.
for the gods, spit it out!	Why not do it in the Colosseum?
if i may be so bold...	For the gods, spit it out!
how about in the forum.  right in front of the senate.	If I may be so bold...
it's disgusting!  animals!  i had to come here under armed guard.  slaves -- get this junk out of my sight.	Commodus is heaving out every thing that belonged to our father.  Except that he can't heave out his ghost.
i want every single thing that belonged to my father out of this house!  if it's worth something then sell it!	It's disgusting!  Animals!  I had to come here under armed guard.  Slaves -- get this junk out of my sight.
those are priceless sculptures.	I want every single thing that belonged to my father out of this house!  If it's worth something then sell it!
no one in rome has ever heard of him.  do you want to remind those few in the senate who have?  the whole sordid thing is far beneath your position to begin with.  forget about him.	Let some time pass... then ask, quietly, without anyone knowing it comes from me.
did narcissus die today?  wasn't this his day to die?	I'm sure, I don't know.
if you get me pregnant with a boy he'll be a double direct heir and will end up killing you for the throne.	Did Narcissus die today?  Wasn't this his day to die?
i should at least have you, don't you think?	If you get me pregnant with a boy he'll be a double direct heir and will end up killing you for the throne.
they hate me, they really hate me don't they?	Maybe you should get married.  Pick one of your cousins, it would demonstrate a profound stability.
don't you think you should at least wave?	Why?  Then they'll notice when I'm gone.  Well.  I'm making a public appearance aren't I?
quite so.  narcissus and his courageous men; may they live long to serve rome...	And Caesar!  Let's not forget to serve Caesar!
i was suddenly thinking about going to bed.	Oh, stay...  Don't you want to join the chorus of praises for Narcissus' glory?  Just remember, he is a married man.
more wine, sister?  surely you can drink more than that.	I was suddenly thinking about going to bed.
will you please get back in your wagon?  and stay there?	I'm tired of being stuck in that wagon.
that's what you told me two days ago!	Will you please get back in your wagon?  And stay there?
we're nearly there, lucilla.	That's what you told me two days ago!
where are we now, commodus?  can you see the camp?  my gods!  the air is turning into ice!	We're nearly there, Lucilla.
endorse me in public.  do that and i'll make you rich and set you free. i'll return your estates.  i know you would give anything to be outside again.  endorse me and you will be free.  think of it.  what would you do with your freedom?	If you set me free I will find my way back to the army, march on Rome and depose you.  Then, the army and I will restore the Republic so that animals like you will never control human destinies again.
the army is a problem.  they love you.  you have led them from victory to victory in the name of rome and they love you.  and after all, you're just a hothead acting from a misguided sense of loyalty -- who could fault you for that?  thus have i reached a compromise with the senate over your fate: instead of executing you, i'm sending you to rome where you will be tried...	On what charge?
and my army would have thrown your body into the danube.	The army is a problem.  They love you.  You have led them from victory to victory in the name of Rome and they love you.  And after all, you're just a hothead acting from a misguided sense of loyalty -- who could fault you for that?  Thus have I reached a compromise with the Senate over your fate: instead of executing you, I'm sending you to Rome where you will be tried...
cooperate and they will be returned to your estate.  i could have executed you.	And my army would have thrown your body into the Danube.
where is my family?	Cooperate and they will be returned to your estate.  I could have executed you.
they won't break this one.	Apparently my opinion wasn't needed.
forgive me, caesar, but do two senator represent the mood of the whole senate or the will of the roman people?  besides, every truce we make with the germans they break!	They won't break this one.
i'm ordering a general stand-down in preparation for withdrawal back across the danube.	We have to stop the Germans now!
caesar?	That this illness has clouded his mind.
being as close, i'm certain you've noticed what we all have noticed.	Caesar?
you flatter me, caesar.	Being as close, I'm certain you've noticed what we all have noticed.
you and my father have become very close.  perhaps one day i may say the same for us.	You flatter me, Caesar.
but they're not destroyed, not yet.	Do we really need to repair this fort?  It seems like an expensive undertaking.  I propose we burn it to the ground.  That way if the Germans cross the Danube here there will be nothing to help them build an offensive position.
i would say there's nothing more dangerous than a man who knows what 'right' is.	The dangerous man, Caesar, is the man who doesn't care.
i back rome against all her enemies -- if that answer disappoints you, i'm not a politician...	Oh, but with the army behind you, you could become extremely political.  Not a Republican by any chance?
gladly caesar.	Or perhaps into a new one.  But here's to your God and the courage of our legions...
then you'd be out of a job.	Gladly Caesar.
that's difficult to say, general.	Perhaps, Master Galen, you may say.
do you expect marcus to be well enough by morning for an audience?	That's difficult to say, general.
respectfully caesar, quintus and i must report.	Of course, but not now.  However, if he continues to be unwell, you may report to me.
welcome back from your great triumph narcissus meridas.  my father sends his heart felt praise.  sadly, marcus is in dark humors -- nothing to worry about, but he needs rest. likely just the weather.	Respectfully Caesar, Quintus and I must report.
caesar, let me sponsor your first wager in the arena.	I wouldn't know who to bet on.
take grain away from the army?	Make a gift to the people.  It's your money anyway so it's only fair.
sacks of grain, even bread.  i own the grain licenses for the military, i can arrange to divert a shipment bound for the army of the danube.	Take grain away from the army?
give away food?	Sacks of grain, even bread.  I own the grain licenses for the military, I can arrange to divert a shipment bound for the army of the Danube.
we can crush gaius another way. what if you do throw something to the people they really want?  make them a gift of food.	Give away food?
so am i.	We can crush Gaius another way. What if you do throw something to the people they really want?  Make them a gift of food.
i'm serious.	So am I.
maybe it'll crush gaius.	I'm serious.
yes.  you know, that's not a bad idea.	Maybe it'll crush Gaius.
throw it down into the streets! down into the forum.  if it's my father they want then give him to them!	Yes.  You know, that's not a bad idea.
and like children everywhere they scream "freedom" the most when they desire it least.  i beg you, please continue, caesar.	At the opening of the month of Janus, I will ask this noble body to confirm my emperorship...
gods of hell!  this must cost a fortune!  how many days is this going to go on?	Until your confirmation date.
ignore that?!  the sooner we leave this disgusting place the better.	At least stay for the running of the animals.  You are paying for it you know...
caesar, ignore them.	Ignore that?!  The sooner we leave this disgusting place the better.
the senate is out to sink you.  i swear it, caesar, your generosity is being repaid with public attacks on your honor.  your enemies want you weak enough so by the first of janus when you must be confirmed the senate will be able to deny you.	How can they?  Who else is there?  I have no heir...
insubordination.  to the emperor... and the senate.	Quintus will tell the army that you are being called to Rome to celebrate your victory.  They will hear that you are living in luxury. He will let them feel you have betrayed them for the good life. And soon the army won't even remember your name.
underdog!  how can he be an underdog -- he wins all the time!  i'm the emperor why can't i kill him?  he could be poisoned, or somehow killed to look like an accident.	You don't want to kill him.  If anything happens to him now you will be blamed... and he knows it. Besides, that gladiator school is a fortress.  It would take the army to break in there.  What you want is to... offer him the wooden sword. If he takes it, he's no longer the champion of the people, is he?  He's gone.  And you are a hero for awarding it.
it's because he comes off as the underdog.	Underdog!  How can he be an underdog -- he wins all the time!  I'm the emperor why can't I kill him?  He could be poisoned, or somehow killed to look like an accident.
this is the only place in rome where i thought -- i believed -- i was wholly in power.	Narcissus will never support you, Caesar, he has too much of a philosophical temperament.
we must obey our emperor and the senate.	I met with Falco, and the Senators have agreed to call for a truce with the Germans.
marcus aurelius has died.	He left us at dawn.
gladly, caesar.  and, if you'd like we can take you for a tour of the front at first light.	I'm certain father will be in better humors by then.  Now, honor us with your presence at dinner.  I'll join you as soon as I see my father's physician.
yes, caesar.	We need more statues -- perhaps I should open medical clinics.  For the poor.  Citizens only, though...
tribuus!  go left here, i want to see my new statue at via claudia.	Yes, Caesar.
yes, caesar?	Jerses -- tomorrow...
why isn't he dead?  damn you, you promised me he would be dead!	Caesar, I did my best.  The Colosseum isn't under my control...
tribuus, what happened in the arena? was narcissus killed?	He must have been.  He was on the list of prisoners to be executed.
where is my father?	Where is the emperor and the army, soldier?
i'll nose around...	You know there were riots last night.  Now the unrest has started again and Commodus has sent for an army division.  You understand what you are doing...
agh!  please!  he's having a secret device constructed for the circus. the brass craftsmen are working overtime.	I'll nose around...
i don't know...	AGH!  Please!  He's having a secret device constructed for the circus. The brass craftsmen are working overtime.
cos, what in hades is the emperor up to?  and don't tell me you don't know!	I don't know...
"caesar commodus discovering his lineage converges with the demigod, hercules, has determined to display his magnificence before his beloved citizens."  the emperor's going to fight in the arena.  i'm supposed to write this for tomorrow's edition.	Commodus... he's a gladiator... is he mad?
this is cos, this precocious young man.  a scribe for the daily action.  i've invited him to write a small piece about you...	I'm mentioning you in tomorrow's athlete's section, legate.  So, I'd love to know your birth sign; it effects how people bet.  And perhaps you could tell me a bit about... well, who are you?
you won an impossible fight.  you got the attention of the crowd, legate...	This is Cos, this precocious young man.  A scribe for the Daily Action.  I've invited him to write a small piece about you...
it's time for you to tell the citizens that commodus stole the money allocated for defending the german border.  it's time to tell the citizens everything.  will you write it?	Yes, because I know they'll read it.
that makes his birth sign... virgo! why that's the sign of a little girl!  can you tell my readers more about your star-crossed connection with emperor commodus?	Proximo, we need to talk about my one third... I imagine the betting booths will be doing good business. And, what was the name of that olive oil company?
the emperor and i are bound by the threads of the fates.  he was born on august thirty-first, you know.	That makes his birth sign... Virgo! Why that's the sign of a little girl!  Can you tell my readers more about your star-crossed connection with Emperor Commodus?
the exact month when the emperor must be confirmed!	The Emperor and I are bound by the threads of The Fates.  He was born on August thirty-first, you know.
my birth sign is water bearer, twenty-fifth day in the month of janus.	The exact month when the Emperor must be confirmed!
i am prepared to write anything you tell me.	My birth sign is Water Bearer, twenty-fifth day in the month of Janus.
that's their job, isn't it?  to argue.  so, i think my case will be long on talk and short on action.	I am prepared to write anything you tell me.
so tell me, what happened between you and the emperor?  what really happened on the german front?  you know the senate's arguing your case...	That's their job, isn't it?  To argue.  So, I think my case will be long on talk and short on action.
but have never been?	My only visits to Rome, Senator, have been through books.  But the war's over, time to close the door of war once and for all.
i've read of it.	But have never been?
you know, general, there is a gate of janus in rome which is only closed in time of peace.  sadly, it has remained open for three hundred years.	I've read of it.
i believe we are arriving in an enlightened age; an age of peace that will bring rome her greatest glory.  thanks to marcus aurelius.	You know, general, there is a Gate of Janus in Rome which is only closed in time of peace.  Sadly, it has remained open for three hundred years.
god of passages and changes?	I believe we are arriving in an enlightened age; an age of peace that will bring Rome her greatest glory.  Thanks to Marcus Aurelius.
the battle was won, today, and i prefer to believe it was a gift of janus, the eldest god of rome.  god of my ancestors.	God of passages and changes?
the moment you returned from the battle your options were clear.  if you are a friend to neither side, legate, you must be an enemy to both.  we needed to know what you believed.	I hope you live to see what I believe...
the senate too?	The moment you returned from the battle your options were clear.  If you are a friend to neither side, legate, you must be an enemy to both.  We needed to know what you believed.
the trouble is defining exactly what 'right' is.	We all know what right is, Senator.
a republican is a man who strives to create equality among all classes.  at the core he's a man who believes in doing what's right.	The trouble is defining exactly what 'right' is.
i would venture, with all respect: the emperor's health is the business of every soul in the empire.	Yes!  The days of Imperial Prerogative and disdain for the Senate are over -- thanks to your father!  Now report to the Senate, Master Galen:  what is Marcus' state?
you're a citizen and a soldier.  not a gladiator.	You don't know how wrong you are.
i need to give you my word when yours is worth nothing?	You're a citizen and a soldier.  Not a gladiator.
would you support the senate if they would give you a trial?  you'd have to give me your word.	I need to give you my word when yours is worth nothing?
when the senate and the emperor agree miracles can happen.	Would you support the Senate if they would give you a trial?  You'd have to give me your word.
how did you get condemned to the arena without a trial?	When the Senate and the Emperor agree miracles can happen.
you're hearing about somebody else.	How did you get condemned to the arena without a trial?
who are you?  narcissus the good?  i have heard of narcissus meridas. that's who i hear you are.	You're hearing about somebody else.
is this rome?  are we just going to be executed?	They can't... if this is Rome...
fools to let us both live; we'll be our own best witnesses at our trial.	That's what worries me...
my loyalties... were in doubt.	Fools to let us both live; we'll be our own best witnesses at our trial.
why you?	My loyalties... were in doubt.
you on your way to trial, too, general?  or do you think they've already had our trial?	Why you?
where are they?	Hidden.  Where my brother cannot place hands on them.  He didn't have the guts to watch them die so... I took care of it all.  The sooner he is put out of our misery, the sooner will they be safe.
narcissus, i have your family. they're alive.  all of them.	Where are they?
he killed his father and then my family...	Narcissus, I have your family. They're alive.  All of them.
marcus would have lived but... was poisoned by his son.	He killed his father and then my family...
would that marcus had lived.	Marcus would have lived but... was poisoned by his son.
you cannot die.	Would that Marcus had lived.
"if you consider yourself to be only one thread of many in the tunic, then it is fitting for you to be like the rest of men, just as the thread has no desire to be any better than the other threads. but..."	"But what if I wish to be purple?"
do you remember your epictetus, that little homily we recited when we were children?  the one that was supposed to remind us we were romans?	"If you consider yourself to be only one thread of many in the tunic, then it is fitting for you to be like the rest of men, just as the thread has no desire to be any better than the other threads. But..."
to think i brought my daughters up on all things roman.  read to sleep on catullus, lucretius... virgil... every night.  my beautiful daughters.	Do you remember your Epictetus, that little homily we recited when we were children?  The one that was supposed to remind us we were Romans?
twenty years i've led men to die. for me it was the glory of rome. but that was something.  if it wasn't that, then it was the pay or the loot of the next whore -- but that was something!  these men here are butchered for laughs!  their lives are like jokes delivered in the back alley theaters where their death is a punch line!	For the sake of the Gods, you're not leading these men?  How like my father you are.  You 'believe'... I guess that's why you're still alive.
you mean a symbol of someone who doesn't exist.	But you do exist.  Narcissus:  hero of the battle of the Danube.
i came here to see that you stay alive.  the people need a living breathing alternative to commodus, a hero.	You mean a symbol of someone who doesn't exist.
it's my brother's neck you want, not mine.	Yours will do!
i don't believe that.  he's got the best doctor in the world and a will of iron.  you know we're preparing for a full-blown invasion of germany.	Of course I know -- who do you think is paying for it?  The Emperor himself, didn't you know?  Why do you think Commodus came rushing up to the front?  Burning patriotism? Filial love?  He wants to be sure when he takes over there's enough cash left in the treasury to... play Emperor.  Watch out for him, Narcissus; he's inexperienced, but... be careful.
how do you know i am playing?  well, the clown is always harmless.  isn't that right?  and how did you ever get to know me so well?  the last we spent any time together i was fourteen.  i think you know me better than my father.  he's going to die, isn't he?	I don't believe that.  He's got the best doctor in the world and a will of iron.  You know we're preparing for a full-blown invasion of Germany.
why do you play at being drunk?	How do you know I am playing?  Well, the clown is always harmless.  Isn't that right?  And how did you ever get to know me so well?  The last we spent any time together I was fourteen.  I think you know me better than my father.  He's going to die, isn't he?
why do you keep playing at being so humble?  it's a little embarrassing.	Why do you play at being drunk?
i'm not fit for the job and as a matter of fact i'm not taking the job.	Why do you keep playing at being so humble?  It's a little embarrassing.
without him.  he'd be weeping if he overheard that.  well?  the idea of you as my adopted brother is very... exciting.	I'm not fit for the job and as a matter of fact I'm not taking the job.
sneaking around with your brother?	Without him.  He'd be weeping if he overheard that.  Well?  The idea of you as my adopted brother is very... exciting.
i thought all good generals were quick to recognize opportunities.	Sneaking around with your brother?
you know our two most senior senators:  gaius cantus and falco verus?	Only from a distance.
no future-telling, please, i've been terrified enough for one day.	Narcissus!  Terrified?  You?  The only thing he's scared of is me.
they fear change.  the new caesar must be honest enough to know when the emperorship is no longer feasible.  you could be the one, the emperor, the man who oversees the rebirth of the republic.	I'll do anything in my power to help you restore the Republic but I can't be that power.
they fear me.	They fear change.  The new Caesar must be honest enough to know when the emperorship is no longer feasible.  You could be the one, the Emperor, the man who oversees the rebirth of the Republic.
the senators admire you.	They fear me.
marcus, you honor me, but i'm a soldier, politics scare the hell out of me.	The Senators admire you.
a man should be upright, not be kept upright.  history shows us that a good general is quick to recognize opportunities -- even if it means making a complete about face at the last minute.  i want you to consider becoming my heir.	Marcus, you honor me, but I'm a soldier, politics scare the hell out of me.
you're too hard on him.  he is a strong young man, with you as his guide...	A man should be upright, not be kept upright.  History shows us that a good general is quick to recognize opportunities -- even if it means making a complete about face at the last minute.  I want you to consider becoming my heir.
everyone talking about it?  i wouldn't wonder.  all i seek is a genuine balance of power between the emperor and the senate.  thus i have transferred legal power -- which was theirs to begin with -- back to the senators.  this includes a shared right to taxation too but some bite in the plan.  it's a start, only a start.  if the emperor and the senate can share power then the people will be ready to take their share.  this means commodus has to bend; does he strike you as that type?	You're too hard on him.  He is a strong young man, with you as his guide...
so i understand.	Everyone talking about it?  I wouldn't wonder.  All I seek is a genuine balance of power between the Emperor and the Senate.  Thus I have transferred legal power -- which was theirs to begin with -- back to the Senators.  This includes a shared right to taxation too but some bite in the plan.  It's a start, only a start.  If the Emperor and the Senate can share power then the people will be ready to take their share.  This means Commodus has to bend; does he strike you as that type?
it's not because he's young, it's because he's ignorant and arrogant. his sister is a better man.  that's why i have undertaken to begin sweeping changes in the relationship between the emperor and the senate.	So I understand.
commodus is just a young man, he'll learn what you had to learn.	It's not because he's young, it's because he's ignorant and arrogant. His sister is a better man.  That's why I have undertaken to begin sweeping changes in the relationship between the emperor and the Senate.
if i'd ever had a sign that you wanted to rule i would have... no, again, it's my own bullheadedness. narcissus, i should have adopted you years ago.  and now the gods are begging me to make you my son!	Commodus is just a young man, he'll learn what you had to learn.
he's like you, sir, too tough for the gods to swallow.	If I'd ever had a sign that you wanted to rule I would have... no, again, it's my own bullheadedness. Narcissus, I should have adopted you years ago.  And now the Gods are begging me to make you my son!
servis made it through again?	He's like you, sir, too tough for the Gods to swallow.
there's no reason to say that. everyone knows you're going to be well.  i had servis groom your horse for a triumphal visit to the front at first light.	Servis made it through again?
i've made so many mistakes, narcissus.  we all put off the very last duties of our lives because we're afraid of admitting when our lives are over.	There's no reason to say that. Everyone knows you're going to be well.  I had Servis groom your horse for a triumphal visit to the front at first light.
i will, marcus.  but you're going to be well enough to direct it yourself.	I've made so many mistakes, Narcissus.  We all put off the very last duties of our lives because we're afraid of admitting when our lives are over.
i want you to start your work for the last phase of the campaign.	I will, Marcus.  But you're going to be well enough to direct it yourself.
the fort helps position us for a final invasion in the spring when they're most vulnerable.	Commodus -- listen to Narcissus, listen to the man who has never lost a battle for Rome!  You're young with years ahead of you before you gain the experience to wear the purple!
commodus, it's we who are going on the offensive.	The fort helps position us for a final invasion in the spring when they're most vulnerable.
on your honor as a roman officer, daddy?	On my honor as your daddy...
as soon as i can.	On your honor as a Roman officer, daddy?
tomorrow?	As soon as I can.
don't stop to visit -- take the children straight home and i'll follow as soon as i can.	Tomorrow?
i made the plume from a quail feather.	Much more colorful than the ones we wear.  And, of course, less dented.
what are you fighting for in here? the good of rome?  i can end this madness now!  take the job for the sake of the gods, live!	Can you stop that slaughter?!  Can you free these men?
then give the empire back to the people... the children who will grow up to become senators...	The 'people'?, listen to the people, they know what they want:  A government that gives them what they need and doesn't bother them with messy thoughts of issues.  You know, messy... thinking.  They want a dictator!  As far as the children, there is only one thing that every Roman child dreams of:  being you! A famous gladiator!
you seem to be doing a great job of it single-hand!  narcissus, the republic is dead.  you think those senators could govern?  for the last hundred and fifty years they've worked hard at kissing an endless succession of imperial asses!	Then give the empire back to the people... the children who will grow up to become senators...
quintus, you've got at least a division with you -- we could take rome away from commodus and give it back to the senate!	You seem to be doing a great job of it single-hand!  Narcissus, the Republic is dead.  You think those Senators could govern?  For the last hundred and fifty years they've worked hard at kissing an endless succession of Imperial asses!
it's my job to keep my job.  and that, by the way, is now head of praetorian guard.  good ole tribuus has been retired.	Quintus, you've got at least a division with you -- we could take Rome away from Commodus and give it back to the Senate!
it's your job as a roman officer to disobey such a summons.	It's my job to keep my job.  And that, by the way, is now head of Praetorian Guard.  Good ole Tribuus has been retired.
i was summoned.	It's your job as a Roman officer to disobey such a summons.
you brought the army into rome.	I was summoned.
on his death bed i promised marcus i would complete our work here.  the senate may be vacillating, but i have the army behind me.  i'm taking half a cohort and restocking that fort.	I can't let you do that.
my troops don't make policy.	Well, they die for it!
rome is going to pay tribute -- like a defeated nation begging for mercy? have you told your troops that?	My troops don't make policy.
rome is going to pay an allotment to the german tribes on an annual basis.	Rome is going to pay tribute -- like a defeated nation begging for mercy? Have you told your troops that?
what deal?	Rome is going to pay an allotment to the German tribes on an annual basis.
everyone knew you would have been outspoken against this deal.	What deal?
serious stuff...	Centurions on both sides of the river are convinced the Germans will try one last offensive.  They've got nothing to lose and it's so very like them.
why don't we try to keep politics out of the conversation.	Well, we can try...
what the hell do you think it was about?  there's nothing an unproved heir to the throne likes less than glaring competence in others.	Why don't we try to keep politics out of the conversation.
what the hell was all that about?	What the hell do you think it was about?  There's nothing an unproved heir to the throne likes less than glaring competence in others.
i see the emperor's little boy has finally caught up with the army.	Let's hope he doesn't start giving orders.
you teach them!	That's what I'm going to do.  That's what I'm going to do...
they'll have me.  teach them.  don't let them become like these ignorant heaps of citizens without history, without philosophy, without meaning. teach them of the greeks, the babylonians, the hebrews, the numidians, the egyptians and the great romans.  teach them, who we are!	You teach them!
your daughters need more than some vapors; they need you!	They'll have me.  Teach them.  Don't let them become like these ignorant heaps of citizens without history, without philosophy, without meaning. Teach them of the Greeks, the Babylonians, the Hebrews, the Numidians, the Egyptians and the great Romans.  Teach them, who we are!
i'll never die.  you tell the girls that.  you honor our ancestors and i'll be there.  every night.  at the table of life.	Your daughters need more than some vapors; they need you!
i don't want you to die!	I'll never die.  You tell the girls that.  You honor our ancestors and I'll be there.  Every night.  At the table of life.
do you want to see themis and manto butchered?  if i die fighting commodus he won't care about you. if i live i'll come and get you.	I don't want you to die!
narcissus!	Do you want to see Themis and Manto butchered?  If I die fighting Commodus he won't care about you. If I live I'll come and get you.
how long do you think commodus will let us live once he's in power?  a month?  half a year?  paestum will be a prison where he'll hold us until it's time...	Narcissus!
you're not going!  you have to stay with us!	How long do you think Commodus will let us live once he's in power?  A month?  Half a year?  Paestum will be a prison where he'll hold us until it's time...
no!	You're not going!  You have to stay with us!
when you get to ostia, use this -- bribe passage to africa or spain. save my family.  you should be able to find a merchant ship that will take you to egypt then to numidia.	No!
i don't even want to imagine the things you've seen...	What you don't want to imagine is the things I've done.
me?  well, i believe in rome... you'd have to after what i've seen, how people outside the empire treat each other.	I don't even want to imagine the things you've seen...
i never knew a more idealistic man than you.	Me?  Well, I believe in Rome... you'd have to after what I've seen, how people outside the empire treat each other.
quintus is overly idealistic.	I never knew a more idealistic man than you.
let him trust quintus.	Quintus is overly idealistic.
i want to come home, of course i do, i'd have to be mad not to want that. it's just that marcus trusts me.	Let him trust Quintus.
we don't need your help we're doing great on our own.	I want to come home, of course I do, I'd have to be mad not to want that. It's just that Marcus trusts me.
i'm a soldier -- we're at war.  i can't stay home tending the damned olive groves?	We don't need your help we're doing great on our own.
who else?  i'm the one who runs the estates while you're here risking everything we have for the glory of rome!  or for the glory of you!	I'm a soldier -- we're at war.  I can't stay home tending the damned olive groves?
very fancy.  did you design the bottle?	Who else?  I'm the one who runs the estates while you're here risking everything we have for the glory of Rome!  Or for the glory of you!
this is our oil from our estates?	I've been overseeing production myself for the past three years, you'll be surprised at how wonderful our oil has become.
the battle is over.  the war is over.  you've won!	If you win, you know, you have to stay.  It's the losers who get to go home.  Besides, I'm not so sure it is over.  Centurions report enemy scouts probing our lines.
i can see that...	The battle is over.  The war is over.  You've won!
you need to come home!	I can see that...
they're studying with cynics.	Of course...
what about their philosophy lessons?	They're studying with Cynics.
greeks?	Athenians...
well, you wanted the girls to have the best teachers.	Greeks?
he's very realistic.	Isn't the helmet magnificent?
commodus must hate you.  free your gladiators and come with us.	Are you mad?  With all this unrest the Colosseum will be open day and night!  Anyway, I'm not political, I'm in the entertainment business.
i want nothing to do with the arena.	Something else, then.  Do the chariot races interest you?
let's talk about this later.  right now we have other things to settle. you and your family will be leaving with a supply ship returning in the morning to ostia.  from there, caesar has decreed you be given an estate in paestum.  it's beautiful; an old greek town right on the ocean.  rich soil.  perhaps we could keep our financial arrangements... although caesar will give you a sort of pension it's always good to look to the future, keep your hand in the arena... so to speak.	I want nothing to do with the arena.
you were a soldier, and then a gladiator, weren't you?	Was I?
so, things change.  the government has moved to the circus.  you're going to fight last.  and commodus is going to fight first.	You were a soldier, and then a gladiator, weren't you?
i want another interview with cos. tell him to bring plenty of ink.	I'll do it!  Sure as there's shit in the Tiber we're all going to die, but for you -- anything!
right, right, what am i thinking of?	I want another interview with Cos. Tell him to bring plenty of ink.
before they leave, get gold.	Right, right, what am I thinking of?
right, right... but they'll have to bring in a lawyer.  i don't want to get sued over this.	Before they leave, get gold.
then get a large cash advance.	Right, right... But they'll have to bring in a lawyer.  I don't want to get sued over this.
fantastic!  wonderful!  but posters are very expensive.	Then get a large cash advance.
no.  tell them i'll do it.  but i want more posters all over rome.	Fantastic!  Wonderful!  But posters are very expensive.
i can really rape them on this!  can i at least tell them you'll think about it?	No.  Tell them I'll do it.  But I want more posters all over Rome.
they want to dump tiger and have me endorse their damned chariot, right? they don't waste time...	I can really rape them on this!  Can I at least tell them you'll think about it?
a great deal.  they designed and build tiger's chariot...	They want to dump Tiger and have me endorse their damned chariot, right? They don't waste time...
how much money is involved?	A great deal.  They designed and build Tiger's chariot...
such nobility from such an ignoble mouth.  take my advice and make that bet.	Oh, shit.  Take your time!  Don't get suckered!  This man is a murderer!  In his career he's killed over a thousand gladiators.  Please, just take the fall!
on you!  of course!  you are my bravest fighter -- the best fighter i have ever seen!	Such nobility from such an ignoble mouth.  Take my advice and make that bet.
tell me honestly, since this may be our last earthly meeting:  if this were a fair fight where would you put your money?	On you!  Of course!  You are my bravest fighter -- the best fighter I have ever seen!
pressures on, eh proximo?  there's got to be a load of money in this. why else would you toss a red hot commodity like me out the window?	It's absolutely not like that!  This is for your own good!  Come on get the rest of your armor on!
but -- you have to go out there! i'll give you more than your one third!  when i get paid... just take the fall!  you're too hurt to fight and the man's a killer!	Pressures on, eh Proximo?  There's got to be a load of money in this. Why else would you toss a red hot commodity like me out the window?
spend my days beheading country bumpkins?  i don't know, proximo, who has better wine than you? besides, i'm beginning to think of the colosseum as my home.	But -- you have to go out there! I'll give you more than your one third!  When I get paid... just take the fall!  You're too hurt to fight and the man's a killer!
the point is you get to fight the easy country circuit, the small arenas, relax, live the good life!	Spend my days beheading country bumpkins?  I don't know, Proximo, who has better wine than you? Besides, I'm beginning to think of the Colosseum as my home.
as, what, 'the galloping gladiator?!'	The point is you get to fight the easy country circuit, the small arenas, relax, live the good life!
you get to come alive again in the country!	As, what, 'The Galloping Gladiator?!'
so i pretend i'm dead.  you get gold, what do i get?	You get to come alive again in the country!
you put this inside your shirt -- when tiger stabs your stomach -- it's full of pig's blood.  gushes out everywhere!  it's really impressive.  fantastic!  better than the real thing!	So I pretend I'm dead.  You get gold, what do I get?
what the hell are you talking about, greek?	You put this inside your shirt -- when Tiger stabs your stomach -- it's full of pig's blood.  Gushes out everywhere!  It's really impressive.  Fantastic!  Better than the real thing!
tiger's challenged you and jerses has made me an offer, made us both an offer:  you take a fall.	What the hell are you talking about, Greek?
no more bad luck now!  the people are anticipating you!  i have posters up over half the city advertising you as the great warrior -- the true roman!  the man who fought side by side with the wolf of rome!	Make us rich, Proximo, make us very rich...
it will be good luck for you to wear that helmet... it belonged to cimon of smyrna... he was crushed by an elephant.	Lucky it didn't step on his head.
proximo, if this is her doctor he's an assassin.	Don't be ridiculous.
general, hang on... drink slowly. you are blessed by the gods to have a physician and a divine of janus with you tonight.  a fan sent them to you.	Alive... I'm alive...
what would the poster say: "narcissus would kill for a taste of golden pompeii olive oil?"	Think about it!  Just think about it!
at the end of the day i was approached by the golden pompeii olive oil company.  small, but profitable.  they asked if you would endorse their oil.  we could get some very nice posters.  make some very big money...	What would the poster say: "Narcissus would kill for a taste of Golden Pompeii Olive Oil?"
i didn't get killed and everyone else did.	That's one way to look at it.
general, do you realize what happened out there today?	I didn't get killed and everyone else did.
i'm not a gladiator.  i refuse to fight.	Then, you'll die...  Just, know this:  because you asked I asked:  I'm sorry but...
legate narcissus meridas, general of the spanish felix legions!  i'm proud to have you in my school!  now, show them what you can do!	I'm not a gladiator.  I refuse to fight.
i refuse to be your slave.  i refuse --	-- to fight?  We'll see...
sorry but i have to get at least one fight out of you otherwise i won't even get back the cost of the bribe i had to pay the arena slaves to get you here.  i know what you're trying to do:  kill yourself and trust in the roman tradition of justice that the emperor will let your family survive and keep their lands.  the only thing you have accomplishes is to prove you're a very important individual.  you make me feel good about my investment!  and that puking pig jerses -- he won't even discuss you.  both of you have clamped mouths!  but i love all my fighters -- i'll find out about your family.  and about you.  that i promise.	I refuse to be your slave.  I refuse --
chain him.	Sorry but I have to get at least one fight out of you otherwise I won't even get back the cost of the bribe I had to pay the arena slaves to get you here.  I know what you're trying to do:  kill yourself and trust in the Roman tradition of justice that the emperor will let your family survive and keep their lands.  The only thing you have accomplishes is to prove you're a very important individual.  You make me feel good about my investment!  And that puking pig Jerses -- he won't even discuss you.  Both of you have clamped mouths!  But I love all my fighters -- I'll find out about your family.  And about you.  That I promise.
take your hands off me animal!	Chain him.
death is a very light thing for you.	Death is... everything for me.  Now you have to go to your cell, and I to dicker with Jerses... you'll be fed well.  I want you to be fit as you can be; I want you to win for me tomorrow!  I want all my gladiators to win and be happy!  Besides, I've never owned a Roman general before.
you are to be killed, exactly. they'll give you a sporting chance, but just enough to make your murder... entertaining.  romans like to mix their metaphors:  laughter with their executions, you know?  if you survive, though, you will become a gladiator.  a gladiator at least gets a fair fight.	Death is a very light thing for you.
thank you.  what is going to happen tomorrow?  exactly?	You are to be killed, exactly. They'll give you a sporting chance, but just enough to make your murder... entertaining.  Romans like to mix their metaphors:  laughter with their executions, you know?  If you survive, though, you will become a gladiator.  A gladiator at least gets a fair fight.
general, all i know is you have been condemned to the colosseum, and a trial is nowhere to be seen.	Impossible!  Every citizen has a right to trial -- this is Rome!
condemned?  aren't i owed a trial before being condemned?	General, all I know is you have been condemned to the Colosseum, and a trial is nowhere to be seen.
i am the man who might save your life -- give you a bit more life at any rate.  i am proximo palindromos head of this gladiatorial school which is named after me.  i own this school and everything that's in it.  you're in it!  but why?  what did a roman general do to get himself condemned to the colosseum? understand, we usually get corn thieves and pick pockets.  please, i separated you from the others because...  ... my nose tells me you've been condemned for important reasons.	Condemned?  Aren't I owed a trial before being condemned?
who the hell are you?	I am the man who might save your life -- give you a bit more life at any rate.  I am Proximo Palindromos head of this gladiatorial school which is named after me.  I own this school and everything that's in it.  You're in it!  But why?  What did a Roman general do to get himself condemned to the Colosseum? Understand, we usually get corn thieves and pick pockets.  Please, I separated you from the others because...  ... my nose tells me you've been condemned for important reasons.
i'm a greek, thank you.  and i was brought up believing romans were the barbarians.  give our new colleague some of the cretan white.  relax, tell me everything, i'm your friend.	Who the hell are you?
i killed too many barbarians.	I'm a Greek, thank you.  And I was brought up believing Romans were the barbarians.  Give our new colleague some of the Cretan white.  Relax, tell me everything, I'm your friend.
you're a legate in the roman army. huh...?  and you act like one. what was your crime?	I killed too many barbarians.
benjamin?	What?
the day after tomorrow?	Maybe we are and maybe we aren't.
no.	The day after tomorrow?
are we getting married tomorrow?	No.
shhhh.	Where did he do it?
oh no. he said that.	Shhhh.
he said he thought we'd make a pretty good team.	Oh no. He said that.
well, what did he say? i'm curious.	He said he thought we'd make a pretty good team.
no, benjamin.	Well, what did he say? I'm curious.
how did he do it? did he get down on his knees? he didn't get down on his knees, i hope.	No, Benjamin.
why do you have to see him?	Well -- I said I might marry him.
yes.	Why do you have to see him?
who -- that guy at the zoo?	Yes.
carl smith. he's a medical student. we've known him for years.	Who -- that guy at the Zoo?
carl who?	Carl Smith. He's a medical student. We've known him for years.
carl who?	Carl who?
well -- i have to see carl first.	Carl who?
why don't i just drag you off? all right -- i will. right after we get the blood tests.	Well -- I have to see Carl first.
why don't you just drag me off if you want to marry me so much?	Why don't I just drag you off? All right -- I will. Right after we get the blood tests.
why wouldn't it?	I just don't think it would...
why wouldn't it?	Why wouldn't it?
i just don't think it would work.	Why wouldn't it?
we'll need our birth certificates. i happen to have mine with me. where's yours?	I just don't think it would work.
benjamin -- i haven't even said i'll marry you yet.	We'll need our Birth Certificates. I happen to have mine with me. Where's yours?
or this afternoon. it's a good day for it.	Benjamin -- I haven't even said I'll marry you yet.
tomorrow?	Or this afternoon. It's a good day for it.
we could go down and get our blood tests tomorrow.	Tomorrow?
you really will?	Yes.
i'll think about it.	You really will?
elaine -- are you serious about this?	I'll think about it.
i have to go back now.	Elaine -- are you serious about this?
we just can.	I have to go back now.
i don't see how we can.	We just can.
well -- look -- don't be confused. we're getting married.	I don't see how we can.
you mean you're confused?	Well -- look -- don't be confused. We're getting married.
i don't know. i don't know what's happening.	You mean you're confused?
how about tomorrow? i don't mean to be pushy but --	I don't know. I don't know what's happening.
i don't know.	How about tomorrow? I don't mean to be pushy but --
when?	I don't know.
yes.	When?
is that so? you might marry me?	Yes.
i might.	Is that so? You might marry me?
but you might.	I might.
i don't know.	But you might.
you won't?	I don't know.
what?	Will you kiss me!
benjamin?	What?
but elaine --	Goodbye.
i don't want you to go anywhere until you have a definite plan.	But Elaine --
i don't understand.	I don't want you to go anywhere until you have a definite plan.
i don't want you to leave tomorrow.	I don't understand.
no.	Well -- where are you going?
are you going home?	No.
i don't know.	Are you going home?
what are you going to do now?	I don't know.
oh.	What are you going to do now?
the belt i'm looking for was from my grandmother.	Oh.
the marble?	The belt I'm looking for was from my grandmother.
no. i have two. the other one is the one i'm looking for.  what's this?  it's from my grandmother.	The marble?
don't you have it on?	No. I have two. The other one is the one I'm looking for.  What's this?  It's from my grandmother.
my belt.	Don't you have it on?
what are you looking for?	My belt.
if you want.	What are you looking for?
can i just sit here while you're packing?	If you want.
elaine -- right now i don't feel like talking much. i'm sorry about everything but i think i'll just do this now.	Can I just sit here while you're packing?
benjamin, when you came up here, what did you think was going to happen between us?	Elaine -- right now I don't feel like talking much. I'm sorry about everything but I think I'll just do this now.
benjamin -- this is my mother!	-- suddenly there she was without any clothes on -- I mean really naked --
-- and when we got up in the room she starts taking her her clothes off -- and --	Benjamin -- this is my mother!
don't tell me --	-- and when we got up in the room she starts taking her her clothes off -- and --
all right -- but listen to me. what happened was there was this party at my parents. i drove your mother home -- then we went upstairs to see your portrait --	Don't tell me --
please let me go.	All right -- but listen to me. What happened was there was this party at my parents. I drove your mother home -- then we went upstairs to see your portrait --
elaine -- that is not what happened.	Please let me go.
then you took her upstairs and you raped her.	Elaine -- that is not what happened.
then what?	Then you took her upstairs and you raped her.
she said she was having a drink in the hotel with a friend. you waited for her in the parking lot and told her she was too drunk to drive home and that you would get her a room for the night.	Then what?
because it isn't true.	I don't feel well.
why?	Because it isn't true.
you've got to tell me what she said.	Why?
let me go.	You've got to tell me what she said.
what did she say?	Let me go.
-- how you -- how anyone -- could do a thing like that.	What did she say?
did you say rape her?	-- how you -- how anyone -- could do a thing like that.
i don't understand --	Did you say rape her?
what?	I don't understand --
do you just hate everything? how could you possibly rape my...	What?
how could you do that, benjamin?	Do you just hate everything? How could you possibly rape my...
elaine -- i love you.	How could you do that, Benjamin?
well, i want you to leave.	Elaine -- I love you.
all right then! yes!	Well, I want you to leave.
i said i think it is.	All right then! Yes!
i think it is.	I said I think it is.
what do you think?	I think it is.
is it because i'm here?	What do you think?
because -- i am.	Is it because I'm here?
no. i want to know why you're here in berkeley?	Because -- I am.
come in.	No. I want to know why you're here in Berkeley?
i want to ask you a question.	Come in.
what?	I've got a real feeling that this is the fellow.
here he comes.	What?
-- really incredible --	Here he comes.
maybe we could get together some time and talk about it.	-- really incredible --
benjamin -- you're -- i don't know what to say -- you're --	Maybe we could get together some time and talk about it.
no. i just sit in. they don't seem to mind. they've been very congenial about it.	Benjamin -- you're -- I don't know what to say -- you're --
but you're not enrolled.	No. I just sit in. They don't seem to mind. They've been very congenial about it.
well, i have this very pleasant room on carter street -- and i've been getting to some classes --	But you're not enrolled.
yes.	Well, I have this very pleasant room on Carter Street -- and I've been getting to some classes --
here? in berkeley?	Yes.
benjamin -- i would like to know what you're doing here.	Here? In Berkeley?
oh.	Benjamin -- I would like to know what you're doing here.
i thought he said by the monkey house.	Oh.
where did he say he was going to meet you?	I thought he said by the monkey house.
no.	Where did he say he was going to meet you?
is that him over there?	No.
oh. well, i haven't either. i might just ride out there with you.	Is that him over there?
i've never been to it.	Oh. Well, I haven't either. I might just ride out there with you.
the zoo. they have a pretty good one here, do they?	I've never been to it.
at the zoo.	The Zoo. They have a pretty good one here, do they?
where are you meeting this person?	At the Zoo.
ah. where?	Where are you meeting this person?
i'm meeting someone.	Ah. Where?
don't cry.	Get out of here.
get out!	Don't cry.
no -- don't cry --	GET OUT!
elaine --	Oh my God --
you mean the one who --	Yes. The married woman -- it wasn't just some woman --
that woman. the older woman.	You mean the one who --
what?	That woman. The older woman.
that woman --	What?
what is it?	That woman --
why aren't you ready?	Because I want to know what's happening.
benjamin -- what's happening?	Hurry up. Put your shoes on.
you've got to go over the back fence and i'll meet you on the corner.	Benjamin -- what's happening?
what's the matter?	You've got to go over the back fence and I'll meet you on the corner.
you do?	Benjamin -- I really do.
i do.	You do?
because i wouldn't want you to do it unless you really wanted to!	I do.
yes.	Because I wouldn't want you to do it unless you really wanted to!
you sure you really want to?	Yes.
okay.	You sure you really want to?
during the day? we'll go for a drive or something.	Okay.
all right.	During the day? We'll go for a drive or something.
yes.	I'm glad.
and it's all over now.	Yes.
no.	And it's all over now.
did they ever find out?	No.
yes. she had a husband and a son.	Did they ever find out?
with a family?	Yes. She had a husband and a son.
yes.	With a family?
was she married or something?	Yes.
it just happened. it was just this thing that happened along with everything else. can you understand that?	Was she married or something?
i'm sorry. that is not my business.	It just happened. It was just this thing that happened along with everything else. Can you understand that?
yes.	You're the first -- you're the first thing for so long that I've liked. The first person I could stand to be with.
do you?	Yes.
ben -- what's happening? who is mr. gladstone?	I don't know. They must think I look like this guy Gladstone.
benjamin -- do they know you?	Of course not.
let's get out of here, elaine. let's go somewhere else.	Benjamin -- do they know you?
benjamin --	Let's get out of here, Elaine. Let's go somewhere else.
listen, elaine -- it seems to me that there isn't a bar in here. i mean -- as far as i know.	Of course there is. Look -- The Veranda Room -- right there.
nothing. i'm just wondering if they have a bar or not. i mean let's go see. let's go see if they do or not.	Listen, Elaine -- it seems to me that there isn't a bar in here. I mean -- as far as I know.
what is the matter?	Nothing. I'm just wondering if they have a bar or not. I mean let's go see. Let's go see if they do or not.
isn't there one in the taft hotel?	What is the matter?
i'm trying to think of where there's a place to have a drink around here.	Isn't there one in the Taft Hotel?
where we going?	I'm trying to think of where there's a place to have a drink around here.
all right.	Where we going?
no -- i was just thinking -- look -- it's still early -- we could do something -- go somewhere else.	All right.
is anything wrong?	No -- I was just thinking -- look -- it's still early -- we could do something -- go somewhere else.
wait a minute.	Is anything wrong?
we won't. let's go inside.	Wait a minute.
no, i mean -- i wouldn't want to wake anyone up.	We won't. Let's go inside.
would you like to come in? i could make some coffee.	No, I mean -- I wouldn't want to wake anyone up.
i've had this feeling -- ever since i've graduated -- this -- kind of compulsion that i have to be rude all the time. do you know what i mean?	Yes, I do.
but could you try?	No.
no, i couldn't.	But could you try?
listen -- could you stop crying, please?	No, I couldn't.
no. what i mean is -- that's why i've been acting this way. i'm not like this. i hate myself like this.	Listen -- could you stop crying, please?
oh -- that's very nice of you to tell me.	No. What I mean is -- that's why I've been acting this way. I'm not like this. I hate myself like this.
this whole idea -- this date and everything. it was my parents' idea. they forced me into it.	Oh -- that's very nice of you to tell me.
what?	This whole idea -- this date and everything. It was my parents' idea. They forced me into it.
but could i just tell you this one thing?	What?
i want to go home.	But could I just tell you this one thing?
i just want to tell you something.	I want to go home.
where is the car?	I just want to tell you something.
but, elaine --	Where is the car?
i think i'd better go home now please.	But, Elaine --
i'm sorry i took you in there.	I think I'd better go home now please.
will you take me home now?	I'm sorry I took you in there.
could you do it?	No.
no -- why should i?	I don't know.
benjamin -- do you dislike me for some reason?	No -- why should I?
why not?	If it's all right with you, I'm not hungry.
no.	Why not?
aren't you eating?	No.
do you want some dinner?	I'd love some.
yes.	Do you want some dinner?
do you always drive like this?	Yes.
no.	Do you always drive like this?
are you going to graduate school?	No.
no.	Are you going to graduate school?
do you know what you're going to do?	No.
yes.	Do you know what you're going to do?
you're living at home now. is that right?	Yes.
hello.	Hello.
thank you.	I certainly hope you --
oh.  well -- i'm not sure -- but you might try the first presbyterian. that's on allan street.	Thank you.
listen to me. i am dr. smith's brother -- reverend smith -- and i am supposed to perform the ceremony. i just got in -- from -- portland -- and i've forgotten what church -- you see?	Oh.  Well -- I'm not sure -- but you might try the First Presbyterian. That's on Allan Street.
well -- you see -- the doctor is at his son's wedding, but i'm sure it's over by now. he should be checking in any moment --	Listen to me. I am Dr. Smith's brother -- Reverend Smith -- and I am supposed to perform the ceremony. I just got in -- from -- Portland -- and I've forgotten what church -- you see?
is the doctor anywhere?	Well -- you see -- the doctor is at his son's wedding, but I'm sure it's over by now. He should be checking in any moment --
this is dr. smith's answering service.	Is the doctor anywhere?
hello -- who is this?	This is Dr. Smith's answering service.
657-2036	Hello -- who is this?
yes, i will.	Okay. Enough said. That's a deal.
there is a great future in plastics. think about it. will you think about it?	Yes, I will.
exactly how do you mean?	There is a great future in plastics. Think about it. Will you think about it?
plastics.	Exactly how do you mean?
yes i am.	Plastics.
are you listening?	Yes I am.
yes, sir.	Are you listening?
ben -- i just want to say one word to you -- just one word --	Yes, sir.
mr. mcquire.	Ben -- I just want to say one word to you -- just one word --
ben.	Mr. McQuire.
excuse me.  mr. mcquire.	Ben.
ben!	Excuse me.  Mr. McQuire.
could i make one phone call first?	Get out!
i am going to call the police now.	Could I make one phone call first?
look -- i'll give you ten dollars for a dime -- i'll give you twenty -- for god's sake, will you let me use that phone?	I am going to call the police now.
i want you out of here.	Look -- I'll give you ten dollars for a dime -- I'll give you twenty -- for God's sake, will you let me use that phone?
mr. mccleery -- do you have some change? i need to use the phone?	I want you out of here.
what for?	Because I don't like you.
you heard me. out of here.	What for?
mr. mccleery?	You heard me. Out of here.
all right, boys -- i think you can get back to your rooms. i don't think we'll have any more of this agitation. will we, braddock?	No, sir.
see -- she's just having some water. now there's no need for the cops or anything.	All right, boys -- I think you can get back to your rooms. I don't think we'll have any more of this agitation. Will we, Braddock?
what did you do to her?	Look -- she's all right. She's upset and she screamed. But she's okay now.
it was just a visitor. but it's all right now.	What did you do to her?
screaming isn't all right. not in my house it isn't.	It was just a visitor. But it's all right now.
it's all right, mr. mccleery.	Screaming isn't all right. Not in my house it isn't.
who screamed?	It's all right, Mr. McCleery.
oh -- hello, mr. mccleery.	Who screamed?
oh -- no sir.	I hate that. I won't stand for it.
one of those outside agitators.	Oh -- no sir.
what?	One of those outside agitators.
you're not one of those agitators?	What?
i like to know who's living in my house. i like to know what my boys are up to.	Ahhh.
well -- i'm just sort of traveling through.	I like to know who's living in my house. I like to know what my boys are up to.
what are you then?	Well -- I'm just sort of traveling through.
i said -- not exactly -- no.	What are you then?
what's that?	I said -- not exactly -- no.
not exactly.	What's that?
you a student?	Not exactly.
what?	I'll be there in an hour.
give me an hour.	What?
no. now i know it's pretty late and if you'd rather --	Give me an hour.
did you get a room?	No. Now I know it's pretty late and if you'd rather --
uh -- the taft hotel.	Did you get a room?
where are you?	Uh -- The Taft Hotel.
-- and i was wondering if i could buy you a drink or something --	Where are you?
where are you?	-- and I was wondering if I could buy you a drink or something --
look -- i was thinking about that time after the party --	Where are you?
benjamin?	Look -- I was thinking about that time after the party --
mrs. robinson -- i don't quite know how to put this --	Benjamin?
hello.	Mrs. Robinson -- I don't quite know how to put this --
all right. put it in the room where we were.	Right.
i'd rather not.	All right. Put it in the room where we were.
will you bring it in to me?	I'd rather not.
i'm putting it here by the door.	Will you bring it in to me?
for god's sake, benjamin, will you stop acting that way and bring me the purse?	I'm putting it here by the door.
i'm putting it on the top step.	For God's sake, Benjamin, will you stop acting that way and bring me the purse?
benjamin -- i am getting pretty tired of all this suspicion. now if you won't do me a simple favor i don't know what.	I'm putting it on the top step.
come to the railing and i'll hand it up.	Benjamin -- I am getting pretty tired of all this suspicion. Now if you won't do me a simple favor I don't know what.
well i'll hand it to you.	Come to the railing and I'll hand it up.
could you bring it up?	Well I'll hand it to you.
well here's the purse.	Could you bring it up?
i'm in the bathroom.	Well here's the purse.
mrs. robinson?	I'm in the bathroom.
will you bring up my purse before you go?	I have to go now. I'm sorry.
yes.	Will you bring up my purse before you go?
benjamin?	Yes.
oh. well actually, i'd just as soon find it myself. i just have the toothbrush to carry up and i think i can manage it myself.	Whatever you say, sir.
i'll have a porter show you the room.	Oh. Well actually, I'd just as soon find it myself. I just have the toothbrush to carry up and I think I can manage it myself.
of course.	I'll have a porter show you the room.
i mean i'd -- i'd rather not go to the trouble of bringing it all in. i just have a toothbrush. i can get it myself. if that's all right.	Of course.
sir?	I mean I'd -- I'd rather not go to the trouble of bringing it all in. I just have a toothbrush. I can get it myself. If that's all right.
oh no.	Sir?
very good, sir. i'll have a porter bring it in.	Oh no.
well it's in the car. it's out in the car.	Very good, sir. I'll have a porter bring it in.
where is your luggage?	Well it's in the car. It's out in the car.
what?	Where is your luggage?
where is it?	What?
luggage? yes. yes. i do.	Where is it?
do you have any luggage, mister --  gladstone?	Luggage? Yes. Yes. I do.
what? no. nothing.	Do you have any luggage, Mister --  Gladstone?
is anything wrong, sir?	What? No. Nothing.
will you sign the register, please?	Is anything wrong, sir?
a single. just for myself, please.	Will you sign the register, please?
a single room or a double room?	A single. Just for myself, please.
a room. i'd like a room, please.	A single room or a double room?
yes sir?	A room. I'd like a room, please.
it's in the main ballroom.	Ahh -- thank you.
oh -- yes. the singleman party.	It's in the main ballroom.
the singleman party, sir?	Oh -- yes. The Singleman party.
what?	The Singleman party, sir?
can i help you, sir!	What? Oh -- no -- I'm just --
i'll find her.	I don't think so.
ahh. i don't think you'll have time for that drink after all.	I'll find her.
what the hell have you done?	Ahh. I don't think you'll have time for that drink after all.
i'm sorry we won't be able to invite you to the wedding, benjamin, but the arrangements have been so rushed --	What the hell have you done?
you can't stop me from seeing her, mrs. robinson. i'll find her.	I'm sorry we won't be able to invite you to the wedding, Benjamin, but the arrangements have been so rushed --
i think we have everything quite under control now, benjamin. would you like a quick drink before you go?	You can't stop me from seeing her, Mrs. Robinson. I'll find her.
what have you done to her?	I think we have everything quite under control now, Benjamin. Would you like a quick drink before you go?
i'll be with you in a moment, benjamin.  will you send a police car to twelve hundred glenview road. we have a burgler here. just a second. i'll ask him.  are you armed?  no -- i don't believe he is. thank you.	What have you done to her?
where is elaine?	I'll be with you in a moment, Benjamin.  Will you send a police car to twelve hundred Glenview Road. We have a burgler here. Just a second. I'll ask him.  Are you armed?  No -- I don't believe he is. Thank you.
hello. get me the police, please.	Where is Elaine?
go home now.	I just don't believe you would do that.
mrs. robinson, don't wreck it. i'm asking you please not to wreck it.	Go home now.
then you'd better start believing me.	Mrs. Robinson, don't wreck it. I'm asking you please not to wreck it.
i don't believe you.	Then you'd better start believing me.
in order to keep elaine away from you -- i am prepared to tell her everything.	I don't believe you.
how?	In order to keep Elaine away from you -- I am prepared to tell her everything.
i can makes things quite unpleasant.	How?
mrs. robinson --	I can makes things quite unpleasant.
listen to me very carefully, benjamin. you are not to see elaine again. ever. those are my orders. is that clear?	Mrs. Robinson --
now it seems to me --	Listen to me very carefully, Benjamin. You are not to see Elaine again. Ever. Those are my orders. Is that clear?
do exactly what i say.	Now it seems to me --
mrs. robinson -- i have a date with elaine. we're going for a drive.	Do exactly what I say.
drive down the block.	Mrs. Robinson -- I have a date with Elaine. We're going for a drive.
look, we'll go out to dinner and have a drink and i'll bring her back. because it was either that or a dinner party for the two families. and i'm afraid i couldn't quite handle that, if you don't mind. i have no intention of ever taking your precious daughter out again in her life. so don't get upset about it.	But I am. I'm extremely upset about it, Benjamin.
benjamin -- i thought i made myself perfectly clear about this.	Look, we'll go out to dinner and have a drink and I'll bring her back. Because it was either that or a dinner party for the two families. And I'm afraid I couldn't quite handle that, if you don't mind. I have no intention of ever taking your precious daughter out again in her life. So don't get upset about it.
now listen -- this was not my idea. it was my father's idea.	Benjamin -- I thought I made myself perfectly clear about this.
thank you.  benjamin --	Let's not talk about it. Let's not talk at all.
all right, for christ's sake. i promise i will never take out elaine robinson.	Thank you.  Benjamin --
promise me, benjamin.	All right, for christ's sake. I promise I will never take out Elaine Robinson.
this is absurd.	Promise me, Benjamin.
then give me your word you won't.	This is absurd.
look. why the hell did you bring this up. it never occurred to me to take her out.	Then give me your word you won't.
thank you.	Well don't thank me, because I want you to.
yes. please. i want you to.	Thank you.
may i stay then?	Yes. Please. I want you to.
well i wouldn't. i would never say it if it wasn't true.	May I stay then?
you don't have to say that.	Well I wouldn't. I would never say it if it wasn't true.
it's not! i enjoy it! i look forward to it. it's the one thing i have to look forward to.	You don't have to say that.
but if it's sickening for you --	It's not! I enjoy it! I look forward to it. It's the one thing I have to look forward to.
oh no.  look -- i like you. i wouldn't keep coming here if i didn't like you.	But if it's sickening for you --
that's all right. i think i can understand why i'm disgusting to you.	Oh no.  Look -- I like you. I wouldn't keep coming here if I didn't like you.
but it's not.	That's all right. I think I can understand why I'm disgusting to you.
if that's how you feel --	But it's not.
well look -- i was kind of upset there.  i'm sorry i said those things.	If that's how you feel --
well it's pretty obvious you don't want me around any more.	Well look -- I was kind of upset there.  I'm sorry I said those things.
what are you doing?	Well it's pretty obvious you don't want me around any more.
of course i wouldn't.	What are you doing?
you wouldn't.	Of course I wouldn't.
i didn't mean it. i don't think you'd be right for each other. but i would never say you weren't as good a person as she is.	You wouldn't.
well two minutes ago you told me i wasn't good enough for your daughter. now you say you're sorry i got that impression.	I didn't mean it. I don't think you'd be right for each other. But I would never say you weren't as good a person as she is.
benjamin, i want to apologize to you if that's the impression you got.	Well two minutes ago you told me I wasn't good enough for your daughter. Now you say you're sorry I got that impression.
of course you did.	Benjamin, I want to apologize to you if that's the impression you got.
did i say that?	Of course you did.
mrs. robinson, you stand there and tell me i'm not good enough for your daughter.	Did I say that?
don't you expect me to be a little hurt?	Mrs. Robinson, you stand there and tell me I'm not good enough for your daughter.
don't start acting hurt.	Don't you expect me to be a little hurt?
what?	Don't start acting hurt.
now don't start this.	What?
that i'm a sick and disgusting person.	Now don't start this.
are you?	You're goddamn right I am.
because -- mrs. robinson this is the sickest, most perverted thing that ever happened to me. and you do what you want but i'm getting the hell out.	Are you?
and if you think i come here for any reason besides pure boredom, then you're all wrong.	Because -- Mrs. Robinson this is the sickest, most perverted thing that ever happened to me. And you do what you want but I'm getting the hell out.
i see.	And if you think I come here for any reason besides pure boredom, then you're all wrong.
no sir. i am not proud that i spend my time with a broken-down alcoholic!	I see.
you're not.	No sir. I am not proud that I spend my time with a broken-down alcoholic!
well, i'm not.	You're not.
i wouldn't know.	Well, I'm not.
you go to hell. you go straight to hell, mrs. robinson. do you think i'm proud of myself? do you think i'm proud of this?	I wouldn't know.
yes.	You go to hell. You go straight to hell, Mrs. Robinson. Do you think I'm proud of myself? Do you think I'm proud of this?
i'm good enough for you but i'm too slimy to associate with your daughter. that's it, isn't it? isn't it?	Yes.
benjamin?	I'm good enough for you but I'm too slimy to associate with your daughter. That's it, isn't it? ISN'T IT?
we're not dropping it. now that's the reason, isn't it? i'm a dirty degenerate, aren't i? i'm not fit to --	Benjamin?
let's drop it.	We're not dropping it. Now that's the reason, isn't it? I'm a dirty degenerate, aren't I? I'm not fit to --
i'm not good enough for her to associate with, am i? i'm not good enough to even talk about her, am i?	Let's drop it.
let's hear your reasons, mrs. robinson. because i think i know what they are.	I'm not good enough for her to associate with, am I? I'm not good enough to even talk about her, am I?
no.	Let's hear your reasons, Mrs. Robinson. Because I think I know what they are.
then let's hear them.	No.
i have my reasons.	Then let's hear them.
but why shouldn't i?	I have my reasons.
good.	But why shouldn't I?
i was just kidding around.	Good.
good.	I was just kidding around.
well look. i have no intention of taking her out.	Good.
do you understand that?	Well look. I have no intention of taking her out.
benjamin, don't you ever take that girl out.	Do you understand that?
well -- i guess i'll have to ask her out on a date and find out what's --	Benjamin, don't you ever take that girl out.
well why is she a big taboo subject all of a sudden?	Well -- I guess I'll have to ask her out on a date and find out what's --
there's nothing to tell.	Well why is she a big taboo subject all of a sudden?
i wish you'd tell me.	There's nothing to tell.
why not?	Because I don't want you to.
no.	Why not?
don't talk about elaine?	No.
don't talk about elaine.	Don't talk about Elaine?
so old elaine robinson got started in a ford.	Don't talk about Elaine.
that's enough.	So old Elaine Robinson got started in a Ford.
a ford! a ford! goddamnit, a ford! that's great!	That's enough.
it was a ford, benjamin.	A Ford! A Ford! Goddamnit, a Ford! That's great!
really. i want to know.	It was a Ford, Benjamin.
oh my god.	Really. I want to know.
do you remember the make of the car?	Oh my God.
what?	Do you remember the make of the car?
what kind of car was it?	What?
i don't think we were the first.	What kind of car was it?
oh no. in the car you did it?	I don't think we were the first.
we'd go to his car.	Oh no. In the car you did it?
i'm curious.	We'd go to his car.
benjamin, what does it possibly matter?	I'm curious.
i mean did he take you up to his room with him? did you go to a hotel?	Benjamin, what does it possibly matter?
how do you think.	I mean did he take you up to his room with him? Did you go to a hotel?
well how did it happen?	How do you think.
kind of.	Well how did it happen?
but i thought you -- i guess you kind of lost interest in it over the years then.	Kind of.
art?	But I thought you -- I guess you kind of lost interest in it over the years then.
art.	Art?
because i'm interested, mrs. robinson. now what was your major subject at college?	Art.
why are you asking me all this?	Because I'm interested, Mrs. Robinson. Now what was your major subject at college?
what was your major?	Why are you asking me all this?
yes.	What was your major?
at college.	Yes.
yes.	At college.
and you were a student also.	Yes.
was he a law student at the time?	And you were a student also.
not particularly.	Was he a law student at the time?
i mean do you feel like telling me what were the circumstances?	Not particularly.
what?	I mean do you feel like telling me what were the circumstances?
wait a minute. wait a minute. so how did it happen?	What?
all right. now let's get to bed.	Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So how did it happen?
well i never thought of you and mr. robinson as the kind of people who...	All right. Now let's get to bed.
are you shocked?	Well I never thought of you and Mr. Robinson as the kind of people who...
oh no. you had to marry him because you got pregnant?	Are you shocked?
don't tell elaine.	Oh no. You had to marry him because you got pregnant?
i can't see why you did, unless... you didn't have to marry him or anything, did you?	Don't tell Elaine.
think real hard, benjamin.	I can't see why you did, unless... you didn't have to marry him or anything, did you?
well i can't.	Think real hard, Benjamin.
see if you can guess.	Well I can't.
why did you do that?	See if you can guess.
well, wait a minute. you married him.	Why did you do that?
i never did, benjamin. now let's --	Well, wait a minute. You married him.
what?	I never did, Benjamin. Now let's --
no.	What?
well you loved him once, i assume. when you first knew him.	No.
i mean it doesn't sound like it could be much worse. if you hated him at least you'd hate him.	Well you loved him once, I assume. When you first knew him.
is it?	I mean it doesn't sound like it could be much worse. If you hated him at least you'd hate him.
well that's kind of a bad situation then, isn't it?	Is it?
i don't.	Well that's kind of a bad situation then, isn't it?
well how do you feel about him, then?	I don't.
no, benjamin. i don't hate him. unhook my blouse.	Well how do you feel about him, then?
but you don't hate him.	No, Benjamin. I don't hate him. Unhook my blouse.
not exactly.	But you don't hate him.
wait a minute. so you wouldn't say you loved him.	Not exactly.
we've talked enough, benjamin.	Wait a minute. So you wouldn't say you loved him.
so you don't love him. you wouldn't say you --	We've talked enough, Benjamin.
is it?	So you don't love him. You wouldn't say you --
man, is this interesting.	Is it?
on new year's eve. sometimes on his birthday.	Man, is this interesting.
how many times a year.	On New Year's Eve. Sometimes on his birthday.
now and then. he gets drunk a few times a year.	How many times a year.
you have not slept with your husband for five years?	Now and then. He gets drunk a few times a year.
no.	You have not slept with your husband for five years?
oh no. are you kidding me?	No.
about five years.	Oh no. Are you kidding me?
well how long has this been going on.	About five years.
no we don't.	Well how long has this been going on.
so you don't -- i mean i don't like to seem like i'm prying but i guess you don't sleep together or anything.	No we don't.
we don't.	So you don't -- I mean I don't like to seem like I'm prying but I guess you don't sleep together or anything.
now. you say the driveway's on your side of the house. so i guess you don't sleep in the same room.	We don't.
thank you.	Now. You say the driveway's on your side of the house. So I guess you don't sleep in the same room.
right.	Thank you.
can i undress and talk at the same time?	Right.
now let's keep going here.	Can I undress and talk at the same time?
calm down, benjamin.	Now let's keep going here.
we're talking, mrs. robinson. we're talking.	Calm down, Benjamin.
what?	We're talking, Mrs. Robinson. We're talking.
we're talking.	What?
the driveway's on my side of the house.	We're talking.
but what about the noise from the car. what if --	The driveway's on my side of the house.
because he takes sleeping pills. he takes three sleeping pills every night at ten o'clock.	But what about the noise from the car. What if --
please. now tell me. how do you know he won't wake up sometime and follow you.	Because he takes sleeping pills. He takes three sleeping pills every night at ten o'clock.
benjamin, this isn't a very interesting topic.	Please. Now tell me. How do you know he won't wake up sometime and follow you.
always?	Benjamin, this isn't a very interesting topic.
he's asleep.	Always?
what do you say to him?	He's asleep.
you walk right out the door.	What do you say to him?
i walk out.	You walk right out the door.
how do you get out of the house?	I walk out.
there's no risk?	How do you get out of the house?
there isn't any.	There's no risk?
i mean everything. i don't know anything about how you -- how you work this. i don't know how you get out of the house at night. i don't know the risk involved.	There isn't any.
him?	I mean everything. I don't know anything about how you -- how you work this. I don't know how you get out of the house at night. I don't know the risk involved.
your husband! mrs. robinson! there's something we could have a conversation about.	Him?
what?	Your husband! Mrs. Robinson! There's something we could have a conversation about.
there!	What?
then i fixed supper for my husband and waited until --	There!
i don't remember.	Then I fixed supper for my husband and waited until --
what novel did you read.	I don't remember.
what?	What novel did you read.
what one.	What?
i got up. i ate breakfast and went shopping. during the afternoon i read a novel.	What one.
yes. but you might try and spice it up with a little originality.	I got up. I ate breakfast and went shopping. During the afternoon I read a novel.
do you want to hear it or not?	Yes. But you might try and spice it up with a little originality.
i got up.	Do you want to hear it or not?
yes i do.	I got up.
do you really want me to?	Yes I do.
no. think of another topic. tell me what you did today.	Do you really want me to?
can i take off my clothes now?	No. Think of another topic. Tell me what you did today.
i don't.	Can I take off my clothes now?
then why do you want to talk about it?	I don't.
no.	Then why do you want to talk about it?
you're not interested in art?	No.
neither.	You're not interested in art?
are you interested more in modern art or more in classical art.	Neither.
art. well what do you want to know about it.	Are you interested more in modern art or more in classical art.
go ahead then.	Art. Well what do you want to know about it.
yes i do. i know quite a bit about it.	Go ahead then.
don't you?	Yes I do. I know quite a bit about it.
oh.	Don't you?
you start it off. i don't know anything about it.	Oh.
art. that's a good subject. you start it off.	You start it off. I don't know anything about it.
how about art.	Art. That's a good subject. You start it off.
leave it on! now we are going to do this thing. we are going to have a conversation. think of another topic.	How about art.
mrs. robinson. if that's the best we can do let's just get the goddamn clothes off and --	Leave it on! Now we are going to do this thing. We are going to have a conversation. Think of another topic.
well?	Mrs. Robinson. If that's the best we can do let's just get the goddamn clothes off and --
oh my god.	Well?
do you want to tell me about some of your college experiences?	Oh my God.
anything. anything at all.	Do you want to tell me about some of your college experiences?
well what do you want to talk about?	Anything. Anything at all.
i'm not. no. but do you think we could liven it up with a few words now and then?	Well what do you want to talk about?
are you tired of it?	I'm not. No. But do you think we could liven it up with a few words now and then?
all we ever do is come up here and throw off the clothes and leap into bed together.	Are you tired of it?
well i just don't think we have much to say to each other.	All we ever do is come up here and throw off the clothes and leap into bed together.
good. i mean are we dead or something?	Well I just don't think we have much to say to each other.
if you want.	Good. I mean are we dead or something?
now -- do you think we could say a few words to each other first this time?	If you want.
-- of bring -- inadequate -- i mean just because you happen to be inadequate in one way --	INADEQUATE!
wait a minute.	-- of bring -- inadequate -- I mean just because you happen to be inadequate in one way --
that you're afraid --	Wait a minute.
who said it was my first time?	That you're afraid --
on your first time --	Who said it was my first time?
wait a minute!	On your first time --
it's nothing to be ashamed of --	Wait a minute!
are you kidding?	It's nothing to be ashamed of --
you can admit that, can't you?	Are you kidding?
that's a laugh, mrs. robinson. that's really a laugh. ha ha.	You can admit that, can't you?
it is, isn't it? it is your first time.	That's a laugh, Mrs. Robinson. That's really a laugh. Ha ha.
is this -- what?	It is, isn't it? It is your first time.
benjamin, is this your first time?	Is this -- what?
no -- but look -- maybe we could do something else together, mrs. robinson -- would you like to go to a movie.	Benjamin, is this your first time?
are you afraid of me?	No -- but look -- maybe we could do something else together, Mrs. Robinson -- would you like to go to a movie.
oh no, mrs. robinson. i think -- i think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. i just don't think we could possibly --	Are you afraid of me?
benjamin -- do you find me undesirable?	Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think -- I think you're the most attractive of all my parents' friends. I just don't think we could possibly --
this is all terribly wrong.	Benjamin -- do you find me undesirable?
you what?	This is all terribly wrong.
mrs. robinson -- i can't do this.	You what?
would this be easier for you in the dark?	Mrs. Robinson -- I can't do this.
you're welcome.	Would this be easier for you in the dark?
thank you.	You're welcome.
either one will be fine.	Okay.
wood or wire? they have both.	Either one will be fine.
what?	Wood or wire? They have both.
oh -- yes. wood?	What?
a hanger.	Oh -- yes. Wood?
what?	A hanger.
will you bring me a hanger?	What?
oh -- sure. thank you.	Will you bring me a hanger?
why don't you watch?	Oh -- sure. Thank you.
sure. shall i -- i mean shall i just stand here? i mean -- i don't know what you want me to do.	Why don't you watch?
i'll get undressed now. is that all right?	Sure. Shall I -- I mean shall I just stand here? I mean -- I don't know what you want me to do.
yes?	I'll get undressed now. Is that all right?
benjamin.	Yes?
well.	Benjamin.
thank you.	You're welcome. Well -- I'll see you later, Mrs. Robinson.
oh? you're absolutely right. absolutely. it's 512.	Thank you.
the room number, benjamin. i think you ought to tell me that.	Oh? You're absolutely right. Absolutely. It's 512.
what?	The room number, Benjamin. I think you ought to tell me that.
the number.	What?
well -- i want you to know how much i appreciate this -- really --	The number.
yes.	Well -- I want you to know how much I appreciate this -- really --
to tell you?	Yes.
isn't there something you want to tell me?	To tell you?
yes?	Isn't there something you want to tell me?
benjamin.	Yes?
well -- goodbye then --	Benjamin.
i'll be up in five minutes.	Well -- goodbye then --
yes -- i think that would be good.	I'll be up in five minutes.
well -- do you want to go up first?	Yes -- I think that would be good.
but there's one thing. the desk clerk seemed to be a little bit suspicious. i mean -- i don't know what their policy is -- but --	Well -- do you want to go up first?
that's fine.	But there's one thing. The desk clerk seemed to be a little bit suspicious. I mean -- I don't know what their policy is -- but --
i got a single room.	That's fine.
why don't you get it.	Why don't I get it? Well -- I will then.  If you'll excuse me.
well -- i don't know.	Why don't you get it.
yes.	Well -- I don't know.
now?	Yes.
do you want to get it now?	Now?
you? oh no. no. i'll get it.	Do you want to get it now?
do you want me to get it?	You? Oh no. No. I'll get it.
well -- i don't. i mean i could. or we could just talk.	Do you want me to get it?
do you want to?	Well -- I don't. I mean I could. Or we could just talk.
i haven't. no.	Do you want to?
have you gotten us a room yet?	I haven't. No.
what?	Have you gotten us a room yet?
did you get us a room?	What?
nervous. well, i am a bit nervous. i mean it's -- it's pretty hard to be suave when you're --	Did you get us a room?
you don't have to be so nervous, you know.	Nervous. Well, I am a bit nervous. I mean it's -- it's pretty hard to be suave when you're --
he didn't see me.	Waiter!
a drink? of course.	He didn't see me.
may i have a drink?	A drink? Of course.
very well. thank you.	May I have a drink?
how are you?	Very well. Thank you.
may i sit down?	Of course.
oh. hello. hello.	May I sit down?
hello, benjamin.	Oh. Hello. Hello.
yes.	Thank you for taking me home.
benjamin?	Yes.
yes, i do.	I've got to go.
yes. yes. let me out!	Because I find you very attractive and any time --
do you understand what i said?	Yes. Yes. Let me out!
let me out!	Do you understand what I said?
if you won't sleep with me this time, benjamin, i want you to know you can call me up any time you want and we'll make some kind of arrangement.	Let me out!
oh my god.	If you won't sleep with me this time, Benjamin, I want you to know you can call me up any time you want and we'll make some kind of arrangement.
benjamin -- i want you to know i'm available to you. if you won't sleep with me this time --	Oh my God.
jesus christ!	Benjamin -- I want you to know I'm available to you. If you won't sleep with me this time --
i want to say something first.	Jesus Christ!
get away from that door.	I want to say something first.
don't be nervous.	Get away from that door.
where is it?	On that chair in the hall.
i really don't want to put this on again. won't you bring it up?	Where is it?
is that what you're trying to tell me?	I'm going home now. I apologize for what I said. I hope you can forget it. But I'm going home right now.
what?	Is that what you're trying to tell me?
would you like me to seduce you?	What?
because i am confused about things. i can't tell what i'm imagining. i can't tell what's real. i can't --	Would you like me to seduce you?
why is it?	Because I am confused about things. I can't tell what I'm imagining. I can't tell what's real. I can't --
i know that. but please, mrs. robinson. this is difficult for me.	Why is it?
benjamin -- i'm not trying to seduce you. i wish you'd --	I know that. But please, Mrs. Robinson. This is difficult for me.
but they would! don't you see?	Benjamin -- I'm not trying to seduce you. I wish you'd --
i don't see why. i'm twice as old as you are. how could anyone think --	But they would! Don't you see?
of course he does. but he might get the wrong idea. anyone might.	I don't see why. I'm twice as old as you are. How could anyone think --
don't you think he trusts us together?	Of course he does. But he might get the wrong idea. Anyone might.
well, it would look pretty funny, wouldn't it?	Don't you think he trusts us together?
what if he did?	Well, it would look pretty funny, wouldn't it?
but i just -- look -- what if mr. robinson walked in right now?	What if he did?
yes, i have --	But I just -- Look -- what if Mr. Robinson walked in right now?
haven't you ever seen anybody in a slip before?	Yes, I have --
because you're going to bed. i don't think i should be up here.	Haven't you ever seen anybody in a slip before?
then why do you keep running away?	Because you're going to bed. I don't think I should be up here.
i'm not scared, mrs. robinson.	Then why do you keep running away?
what are you so scared of?	I'm not scared, Mrs. Robinson.
right.	What are you so scared of?
thank you.	Right.
i know that. but i'm --	Come on.
benjamin -- you've known me all your life.	I know that. But I'm --
no, i don't. but i just feel a little funny.	Benjamin -- you've known me all your life.
if you still think i'm trying to seduce you --	No, I don't. But I just feel a little funny.
i'd rather not, mrs. robinson.	If you still think I'm trying to seduce you --
won't you unzip my dress?	I'd rather not, Mrs. Robinson.
oh. well, goodnight.	Won't you unzip my dress?
i think i'll go to bed.	Oh. Well, goodnight.
will you unzip my dress?	I think I'll go to bed.
yes?	Will you unzip my dress?
benjamin?	Yes?
i don't remember her as having brown eyes.	Benjamin?
we had it done last christmas. would you like to see it?	Very much.
no.	We had it done last Christmas. Would you like to see it?
yes.	No.
her portrait?	Yes.
have you ever seen elaine's portrait?	Her portrait?
what is wrong with me?	Have you ever seen Elaine's portrait?
we'll forget it right now. finish your drink.	What is wrong with me?
mrs. robinson, it makes me sick that i said that to you.	We'll forget it right now. Finish your drink.
all right. now finish your drink.	Mrs. Robinson, it makes me sick that I said that to you.
please forgive me. because i like you. i don't think of you that way. but i'm mixed up.	All right. Now finish your drink.
sit down.	Please forgive me. Because I like you. I don't think of you that way. But I'm mixed up.
it's not all right, it's the worst thing i've ever said to anyone.	Sit down.
it's all right.	It's not all right, it's the worst thing I've ever said to anyone.
mrs. robinson, will you forgive me for what i just said?	It's all right.
why no. i hadn't thought of it. i feel rather flattered that you --	Mrs. Robinson, will you forgive me for what I just said?
aren't you?	Why no. I hadn't thought of it. I feel rather flattered that you --
mrs. robinson -- you are trying to seduce me.	Aren't you?
so?	Mrs. Robinson -- you are trying to seduce me.
for god's sake, mrs. robinson, here we are, you've got me into your house. you give me a drink. you put on music, now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours.	So?
well i don't know.	For God's sake, Mrs. Robinson, here we are, you've got me into your house. You give me a drink. You put on music, now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours.
what do you think?	Well I don't know.
like what?	What do you think?
i mean -- you didn't really think that i would do something like that.	Like what?
what?	I mean -- you didn't really think that I would do something like that.
mrs. robinson, you didn't -- i mean you didn't expect --	What?
what's wrong?	Mrs. Robinson, you didn't -- I mean you didn't expect --
oh no, mrs. robinson, oh no.	What's wrong?
pardon?	Oh no, Mrs. Robinson, oh no.
oh my god.	Pardon?
what?	My husband will be back quite late.
no.	What?
mrs. robinson -- if you don't mind my saying so -- this conversation is getting a little strange. now i'm sure that mr. robinson will be here any minute and --	No.
sit down, benjamin.	Mrs. Robinson -- if you don't mind my saying so -- this conversation is getting a little strange. Now I'm sure that Mr. Robinson will be here any minute and --
look -- i think i should be going --	Sit down, Benjamin.
did you know that?	Look -- I think I should be going --
what?	Did you know that?
did you know i was an alcoholic?	What?
well -- i've always thought that you were a very -- nice -- person.	Did you know I was an alcoholic?
you've known me nearly all of your life. you must have formed some opinion.	Well -- I've always thought that you were a very -- nice -- person.
what do you mean?	You've known me nearly all of your life. You must have formed some opinion.
what do you think of me?	What do you mean?
well, why can't you just lock the doors and go to bed?	I'm very neurotic.
yes.	Well, why can't you just lock the doors and go to bed?
are you always this much afraid of being alone?	Yes.
no.	Are you always this much afraid of being alone?
drink?	No.
i don't know.	Drink?
when is he coming back?	I don't know.
please wait till my husband gets home.	When is he coming back?
why not?	Please wait till my husband gets home.
benjamin -- i'm sorry to be this way, but i don't want to be alone in this house.	Why not?
what do you drink?	Benjamin -- I'm sorry to be this way, but I don't want to be alone in this house.
all right then.	What do you drink?
look -- i drove you home. i was glad to do it. but i have some things on my mind. can you understand that?	All right then.
what do you drink? bourbon?	Look -- I drove you home. I was glad to do it. But I have some things on my mind. Can you understand that?
please.	What do you drink? Bourbon?
but it's light in there now.	Please.
would you mind walking ahead of me to the sun porch. i feel funny about coming into a dark house.	But it's light in there now.
because i don't feel safe until i get the lights on.	Would you mind walking ahead of me to the sun porch. I feel funny about coming into a dark house.
what for?	Because I don't feel safe until I get the lights on.
i want you to come in till i get the lights on.	What for?
what?	I want you to come in till I get the lights on.
will you come in, please?	What?
right.	Will you come in, please?
thank you.	Right.
no.	Let's go.
you don't?	No.
what?	My husband took the car. Will you drive me home?
will you take me home?	What?
what?	Will you take me home?
benjamin, i want to ask you something.	What?
that's right.	Benjamin, I want to ask you something.
in general.	That's right.
oh -- no. i'm just sort of disturbed about things.	In general.
whatever it is you're upset about.	Oh -- no. I'm just sort of disturbed about things.
is what a girl?	Whatever it is you're upset about.
is it a girl?	Is what a girl?
oh -- i forgot. the track star doesn't smoke.	Is it a girl?
no.	Oh -- I forgot. The track star doesn't smoke.
is there an ashtray in here?	No.
how are you, benjamin?	Fine, thank you. The bathroom is down at the end of the hall.
it's down the hall.	How are you, Benjamin?
oh. i guess this isn't the bathroom, is it?	It's down the hall.
yes. well -- goodnight.	Goodnight, sir.
very good, sir.	Yes. Well -- goodnight.
the toothbrush. i got it all right.	Very good, sir.
sir?	The toothbrush. I got it all right.
i say i've got it.	Sir?
i'm not with your party -- i'm sorry.	Hey -- I don't get it.
i'm afraid i don't understand.	I'm not with your party -- I'm sorry.
no -- actually i'm just looking for a friend.	I'm afraid I don't understand.
i'll find your table in a moment. braddock. not braniff? we have a braniff.	No -- actually I'm just looking for a friend.
yes, but i'm afraid --	I'll find your table in a moment. Braddock. Not Braniff? We have a Braniff.
braddock -- braddock?	Yes, but I'm afraid --
no -- actually i'm not --	I'd like you to know my sister, Miss DeWitte --
when did you two talk this over?	We haven't.
well -- when did you decide all this?	About an hour ago.
no -- they don't.	Well -- when did you decide all this?
they don't know?	No -- they don't.
i'm going up to berkeley today.	Oh, Ben -- this is so -- exciting --
i do.	-- then I'll simply invite all the Robinsons' over for dinner on Thursday.
don't go on like this. now if benjamin absolutely refuses to take her out --	I do.
it's pretty embarrassing. i really don't know what to tell mr. robinson. it's awkward and strained for me every time he suggests that you call up elaine.	Next time he suggests it, I'll tell him I have no intention of ever calling her up in my life.
but i want you to. please. please will you believe me.	Goodnight.
you don't?	But I want you to. Please. Please will you believe me.
no.	You don't?
you believe me, don't you?	No.
goodnight, benjamin.	You believe me, don't you?
i'm not. but i'm -- i'm not very proud of what i do. i usually get kind of drunk. i usually drive over to los angeles and go to some bars and get kind of drunk. then i take a hotel room. so i won't have to drive home on the freeway. i mean it kind of scares me to drive home after --	Goodnight, Benjamin.
but i don't want you to make up something.	I'm not. But I'm -- I'm not very proud of what I do. I usually get kind of drunk. I usually drive over to Los Angeles and go to some bars and get kind of drunk. Then I take a hotel room. So I won't have to drive home on the freeway. I mean it kind of scares me to drive home after --
i do.	But I don't want you to make up something.
not if you don't want to.	I do.
oh. well, i don't. shall i tell you what i do?	Not if you don't want to.
because i know you don't drive around for twelve hours.	Oh. Well, I don't. Shall I tell you what I do?
well why do you -- why do you think that?	Because I know you don't drive around for twelve hours.
benjamin, i'm not going to pry into your affairs, but i'd rather you didn't say anything at all than be dishonest. goodnight, benjamin.	Well, wait.
i don't meet anyone, mother, but why did you say that?	Benjamin, I'm not going to pry into your affairs, but I'd rather you didn't say anything at all than be dishonest. Goodnight, Benjamin.
no wait. wait.	I don't meet anyone, mother, but why did you say that?
well this is your business, benjamin.  if you --	No wait. Wait.
why did you say that?	Well this is your business, Benjamin.  If you --
meet someone?	Why did you say that?
then what do you do? do you meet someone?	Meet someone?
oh, no.	Then what do you do? Do you meet someone?
well you don't drive around from midnight until noon the next day, benjamin.	Oh, no.
nothing else.	Well you don't drive around from midnight until noon the next day, Benjamin.
what else?	Nothing else.
i drive around.	What else?
no, i do. i want to tell you.	I drive around.
you don't have to tell me if you don't want.	No, I do. I want to tell you.
when i go off?	You don't have to tell me if you don't want.
well i'm going to ask you what you do when you go off at night.	When I go off?
what?	Well I'm going to ask you what you do when you go off at night.
benjamin? i'm going to ask you something but you don't have to tell me if you don't want.	What?
sure.	Benjamin? I'm going to ask you something but you don't have to tell me if you don't want.
can i talk to you a minute?	Sure.
say hello to mrs. robinson, benjamin.	Hello, Mrs. Robinson.
ben -- this whole idea sounds pretty half-baked.	No -- it's not. It's completely baked. It's a decision I've made.
she doesn't know that you're coming up to berkeley?	No. Actually -- she doesn't know about us getting married yet.
no. she doesn't know about it.	She doesn't know that you're coming up to Berkeley?
wait a minute. you talked to elaine this morning?	No. She doesn't know about it.
come on, let's call the robinsons. we've got something to celebrate.	No. I think you'll want to wait on that.
say that again.	I'm going to marry Elaine Robinson.
that has nothing to do with it --	I guess I'll just tell Mr. Robinson that you're just too busy every evening -- doing God knows what --
how do you know? you haven't seen her since high school. i guess your evenings, whatever you do with them, are just too valuable.	That has nothing to do with it --
look -- elaine robinson and i do not get along.	How do you know? You haven't seen her since high school. I guess your evenings, whatever you do with them, are just too valuable.
i guess she's not good enough for you, is that it?	Look -- Elaine Robinson and I do not get along.
you got me.	Now listen, Ben. I think it's a very good thing that a young man -- after he's done some very good work -- should have a chance to relax and enjoy himself, and lie around, and drink beer and so on. But after a few weeks I believe that person would want to take some stock in himself and his situation and start to think about getting off his ass.
would you mind telling me then -- what were those four years of college for? what was the point of all that hard work?	You got me.
no.	Would you mind telling me then -- what were those four years of college for? What was the point of all that hard work?
have you thought about graduate school?	No.
well -- it's very comfortable -- just to drift here.	Have you thought about graduate school?
why?	Well -- it's very comfortable -- just to drift here.
to be what?	Different.
i don't know. i want it to be --	To be what?
what about it?	I don't know. I want it to be --
i guess -- about my future.	What about it?
about what?	I guess -- about my future.
well --	About what?
-- worried?	Well --
i'm just --	-- worried?
huh?	I think I've talked about this enough. I don't know how far I can go, Ben. I don't know if I can prosecute or not, but I think maybe I can. In the light of what's happened I think maybe I can get you behind bars if you ever look at my daughter again. I have seen Elaine and I have spent the afternoon taking steps to insure...
well -- i'm sure you think you do, ben, but after a few times in bed with elaine i feel quite sure you'd get over that as quickly as you --	HUH?
the point is -- i don't love your wife. i love your daughter, sir.	Well -- I'm sure you think you do, Ben, but after a few times in bed with Elaine I feel quite sure you'd get over that as quickly as you --
don't shout at me, ben.	The point is -- I don't love your wife. I love your daughter, sir.
you miss the point.	Don't shout at me, Ben.
shaking hands. well, that's not saying much for my wife, is it?	You miss the point.
listen to me. we got -- we got into bed with each other. but it was nothing. it was nothing at all. we might -- we might just as well have been shaking hands.	Shaking hands. Well, that's not saying much for my wife, is it?
that's quite a statement.	Listen to me. We got -- we got into bed with each other. But it was nothing. It was nothing at all. We might -- we might just as well have been shaking hands.
it shouldn't make any difference what happened.	That's quite a statement.
why?	It shouldn't make any difference what happened.
but why?	Why?
well, i don't think we have a whole lot to say to each other, ben. i do think you should know the consequences of what you've done. i do think you should know that my wife and i are getting a divorce soon.	But why?
no, i don't.	Well, I don't think we have a whole lot to say to each other, Ben. I do think you should know the consequences of what you've done. I do think you should know that my wife and I are getting a divorce soon.
you don't respect me terribly much either, do you?	No, I don't.
i am trying to tell you i have no personal feelings about you, mr. robinson. i am trying to tell you i do not resent you.	You don't respect me terribly much either, do you?
do you want to unclench your fists, please? thank you. i can see in the dark, you know. i've been here quite a while.	I am trying to tell you I have no personal feelings about you, Mr. Robinson. I am trying to tell you I do not resent you.
i am not threatening you.	Do you want to unclench your fists, please? Thank you. I can see in the dark, you know. I've been here quite a while.
ben, i think we're two civilized human beings. do you think it's necessary to threaten each other?	I am not threatening you.
now look -- please --	Ben, I think we're two civilized human beings. Do you think it's necessary to threaten each other?
well, ben, it was quite a bit to do with me.	Now look -- please --
it was nothing to do with you, sir.	Well, Ben, it was quite a bit to do with me.
is there something i've said that's caused this contempt? or is it just the things i stand for that you despise?	It was nothing to do with you, sir.
no, it's not --	Is there something I've said that's caused this contempt? Or is it just the things I stand for that you despise?
do you have a special grudge against me? do you feel a particularly strong resentment for me?	No, it's not --
mr. robinson?	Do you have a special grudge against me? Do you feel a particularly strong resentment for me?
do you want -- do you want to try and tell me why you did it?	Mr. Robinson?
what would you say to a short one? bourbon still your drink?	Yes.
hello.	What would you say to a short one? Bourbon still your drink?
i will.	Because I just think you two would hit it off real well together.
that's what i'd do if i could. nothing wrong with that. hey ben, elaine's coming down from berkeley soon. i want you to call her up this time.	I will.
oh -- not too much. taking it easy.	That's what I'd do if I could. Nothing wrong with that. Hey Ben, Elaine's coming down from Berkeley soon. I want you to call her up this time.
hi, ben. what are you doing with yourself these days?	Oh -- not too much. Taking it easy.
i will.	Great.
ben -- i want you to give her a call.	I will.
oh yes.	Ben -- I want you to give her a call.
oh say -- elaine gets down from berkeley on saturday.	Oh yes.
oh no.	What? You look like the kind of guy that has to fight them off.  Doesn't he look to you like the kind of guy who has to fight them off?
you have yourself a few flings this summer. i bet you're quite a ladies' man.	Oh no.
i'd like to hear it.	Ben -- I think -- I think you ought to be taking it a little easier right now than you seem to.
so i hope you won't mind my giving you a friendly piece of advice.	I'd like to hear it.
thank you.	So I hope you won't mind my giving you a friendly piece of advice.
in many ways i feel as though you were my own son.	Thank you.
yes, sir.	In many ways I feel as though you were my own son.
i've watched you grow up, ben.	Yes, sir.
quite a while.	I've watched you grow up, Ben.
how long have you and i known each other? how long have your dad and i been partners?	Quite a while.
how long have we known each other now?	How long have you and I known each other? How long have your Dad and I been partners?
what?	How long have we known each other now?
ben, can i say something to you?	What?
i know.	Ben, can I say something to you?
you'll never be young again.	I know.
sir?	You'll never be young again.
i wish i was that age again. because, ben --	Sir?
thank you.	I wish I was that age again. Because, Ben --
that's a hell of a good age to be.	Thank you.
twenty. i'll be twenty-one next week.	That's a hell of a good age to be.
ben -- how old are you now?	Twenty. I'll be twenty-one next week.
thank you very much, sir.	Ben -- how old are you now?
is anything wrong? you look a little shaken up.	No. No -- I'm just -- I'm just a little worried about my future. I'm a little upset about my future.
i've got to go.	Is anything wrong? You look a little shaken up.
what?	I've got to go.
oh no.	What?
here. it looks like you need a refill.	Oh no.
yes, sir.	Here. It looks like you need a refill.
standing guard over the old castle, are you?	Yes, sir.
she's upstairs. she wanted me to wait down here till you got home.	Standing guard over the old castle, are you?
swell. i appreciate it.	She's upstairs. She wanted me to wait down here till you got home.
i drove -- i drove mrs. robinson home. she wanted me to drive her home so i -- i drove her home.	Swell. I appreciate it.
can you see me now?	Yes, I can.
can you look through the glass.	Can you see me now?
benjamin -- where are you?	Can you look through the glass.
benjamin braddock.	Benjamin -- where are you?
yes?	Benjamin Braddock.
it's benjamin.	Yes?
yes?	It's Benjamin.
mrs. robinson?	Yes?
hello.	Mrs. Robinson?
dad -- can you listen --	I'll give you ten seconds.  He is going to give us a practical demonstration of what I feel safe in saying is a pretty exciting birthday present -- and it better work or I'm out over two hundred bucks -- so let's hear it for --
-- before he does --  you're disappointing them, ben. you're disappointing them.	Dad -- can you listen --
this boy -- i'm sorry -- this young man -- is soon to continue his education as a frank halpingham award scholar -- but before he does --	-- before he does --  You're disappointing them, Ben. You're disappointing them.
i'd like to discuss this.	This boy -- I'm sorry -- this young man -- is soon to continue his education as a Frank Halpingham Award Scholar -- but before he does --
i can't hold them much longer, ben. you better get out here.	I'd like to discuss this.
dad -- could we just talk about this for a second?	Twenty-one-years-old, ladies and gentlemen; four of those years spent accomplishing some rather extraordinary things at one of our nation's leading seats of learning --
are you ready in there, feature attraction?	Could I speak to you for a second, Dad?
i don't believe it.	That what he says. Right?
ben says he and elaine are getting married.	I don't believe it.
what's happening?	Ben says he and Elaine are getting married.
they came all the way from tarzana.	It's a wonderful thing to have so many devoted friends.
they are?  come on.	They came all the way from Tarzana.
the carlsons' are here.	They are?  Come on.
no! no -- we're just on our way downstairs!	The Carlsons' are here.
is anything wrong?	No! No -- we're just on our way downstairs!
it's a short life and a gay one...	Every glass high to life -- the splendid, dangerous, mighty, brief -- brief life -- and the courage to live it.  Baron, you know -- I've only lived since last night -- but that little while seems longer than all the time before -- all the --
rejoice in life while yet the small lamp burns.	It's a short life and a gay one...
life, gentlemen, is wonderful, but very dangerous. you must have courage for it, then it's wonderful. you gentlemen don't know that because you are all healthy and happy, but i -- believe me -- a man must know death and not until then does a man know anything about life.	Rejoice in life while yet the small lamp burns.
splendid!	Life, gentlemen, is wonderful, but very dangerous. You must have courage for it, then it's wonderful. You gentlemen don't know that because you are all healthy and happy, but I -- believe me -- a man must know death and not until then does a man know anything about life.
i oughtn't to presume, but i --  i'm so grateful to you -- it's been so marvelous. the first time in my life i have gambled -- i've danced! oh, you can laugh, gentlemen, but it's the first time in my life i've ever tasted life!	Splendid!
i'm having luck for the first time in my life.	Your bank, Mr. Kringelein.
turn 'em up.	Oh yes -- that's right -- look! I win, don't I --
you might find a bullet through that head...	If you did that, you'd get nothing except the police after you. If you wait -- I'll give you your six thousand back --
i have an idea working in my head...	You might find a bullet through that head...
how?	I have an idea working in my head...
i'll pay you back.	How?
what about the money?	I'll pay you back.
i'm not going to get those pearls and neither are you.	What about the money?
you can't.	I'm not going to get those pearls and neither are you.
i've quit.	You can't.
with the pearls?	With the pearls --
get out and leave it to me... be ready to leave on the night train for amsterdam...	With the pearls?
no --	Get out and leave it to me... be ready to leave on the night train for Amsterdam...
i don't like your tone.	No --
you're no good for this business. it's just a joke to you...	I don't like your tone.
poor girl -- chloroform would give her a rotten headache... i know -- i had it in the war. besides, she's very pretty -- not young but --	You're no good for this business. It's just a joke to you...
why?	Poor girl -- chloroform would give her a rotten headache... I know -- I had it in the war. Besides, she's very pretty -- not young but --
no -- no -- no -- no...	Why?
chloroform on a handkerchief from behind -- while you...	No -- no -- no -- no...
how?	Chloroform on a handkerchief from behind -- while you...
i could take care of her.	How?
the floor clerk is out there in the corridor -- she sees everything ---	I could take care of her.
why?	The floor clerk is out there in the corridor -- she sees everything ---
no --	Why?
have you got that skeleton key?	No --
no.	Have you got that skeleton key?
need any help?	No.
i told you i'll get the pearls tonight.	Need any help?
you've been waiting your chance. you're too much of a gentleman -- that's the trouble with you.	I told you I'll get the pearls tonight.
i've been careful, i've been waiting my chance.	You've been waiting your chance. You're too much of a gentleman -- that's the trouble with you.
now listen to me. the others are getting suspicious of you. i was on the telephone to amsterdam today, they think you're scared.	I've been careful, I've been waiting my chance.
the pearls are in her room.	Now listen to me. The others are getting suspicious of you. I was on the telephone to Amsterdam today, they think you're scared.
and what are you going to do?	The pearls are in her room.
yes.	And what are you going to do?
she's gone to the theatre -- don't you know?	Yes.
well?	She's gone to the theatre -- don't you know?
you are late -- the dancer's gone to the theatre.	Well?
not now.	Yes, sir.
i want to speak --	Not now.
i've told you a hundred times not to speak to me with a cigarette in your mouth.	I want to speak --
time's getting short.	I've told you a hundred times not to speak to me with a cigarette in your mouth.
no -- i told you not to come in this lobby.	Time's getting short.
have you a minute now?	No -- I told you not to come in this lobby.
well -- such is life, flaemmchen.	And Baron, thanks so much for everything.
yes -- oh!	Well -- such is life, Flaemmchen.
oh!	Yes -- oh!
for tonight.	Oh!
you live here?	For tonight.
looking for my room -- one sixty- six.	You live here?
flaemmchen, what are you doing here in the middle of the night.	Looking for my room -- one sixty- six.
going?	Yes --
i thought that, too -- but i found that it does. come along, dance with kringelein.	Anything for you.
oh -- there's no real thing -- it doesn't exist.	I thought that, too -- but I found that it does. Come along, dance with Kringelein.
i fell in love last night -- the real thing.	Oh -- there's no real thing -- it doesn't exist.
you're not a bit like you were yesterday.	I fell in love last night -- the real thing.
i feel sorry for him.	You're not a bit like you were yesterday.
why?	I feel sorry for him.
then dance the next number with kringelein.	Why?
yes -- i'd love to.	Then dance the next number with Kringelein.
would you like to make a man happy?	Yes -- I'd love to.
i'll do anything for you.	Would you like to make a man happy?
will you do me a big favor?	I'll do anything for you.
that was lovely.	Will you do me a big favor?
you were very different yesterday.	Yesterday -- yes -- that was yesterday.
money.	You were very different yesterday.
chasing what?	Money.
chasing around.	Chasing what?
i'd given you up.	Sorry.
we'll dance.	All right. We'll dance.
really?	We'll dance.
of course.	Really?
yes? -- tomorrow?	Of course.
you're very funny --	Yes? -- Tomorrow?
yellow room where they dance --	You're very funny --
where downstairs?	Yellow Room where they dance --
shall we say five o'clock -- downstairs?	Where downstairs?
tomorrow? what time tomorrow?	Shall we say five o'clock -- downstairs?
unfortunately no -- to bad -- tomorrow though.	Tomorrow? What time tomorrow?
free --	Unfortunately no -- to bad -- tomorrow though.
what?	Free --
aren't you?	What?
poor child --  i wish i were free tonight -- we could --	Aren't you?
did you ever see a stenographer with a decent frock on? -- one that she'd bought herself?	Poor child --  I wish I were free tonight -- we could --
too bad.	Did you ever see a stenographer with a decent frock on? -- One that she'd bought herself?
very little.	Too bad.
yes -- yes indeed -- but you are a...  ...a stenographer. don't little stenographers earn little pennies?	Very little.
money -- ever heard of it?	Yes -- yes indeed -- but you are a...  ...a stenographer. Don't little stenographers earn little pennies?
lord no -- charming -- but why one meal a day?	Money -- Ever heard of it?
no -- why? -- should i?	Lord no -- charming -- but why one meal a day?
reducing?	No -- why? -- should I?
tea would spoil my dinner.  one meal a day, i'd hate to spoil it.	Reducing?
oh... poor child. if you were free, i'd ask you to come and have some tea -- but --	Tea would spoil my dinner.  One meal a day, I'd hate to spoil it.
dictation.  you know...	Oh... poor child. If you were free, I'd ask you to come and have some tea -- but --
oh!	Dictation.  You know...
oh -- work!!	Oh!
you?	Oh -- work!!
that.	You?
oh, my large and noisy neighbor -- really? that?	That.
have you seen it?	Oh, my large and noisy neighbor -- really? That?
whoever is keeping you waiting.	Have you seen it?
who?	Whoever is keeping you waiting.
he must be very nice.	Who?
yes, i am rather.	He must be very nice.
you're a fool!	Yes, I am rather.
never?	You're a fool!
not with strangers.	Never?
like dancing?	Not with strangers.
till then.	Bless you --
yes -- i will be on the train.	Till then.
on the train?	Yes -- I will be on the train.
don't.	On the train?
i'm worried about you.	Don't.
they've brought me such good luck -- you --	I'm worried about you.
why?	They've brought me such good luck -- you --
why do you think --	Why?
no! i can't explain now. oh, look -- the pearls. you wear them now...	Why do you think --
no?	No! I can't explain now. Oh, look -- the pearls. You wear them now...
i can't.	No?
are you coming to the theatre? oh -- i shall dance tonight -- how i shall dance -- i want to feel that you are in the theatre.	I can't.
bless you...	Are you coming to the theatre? Oh -- I shall dance tonight -- How I shall dance -- I want to feel that you are in the theatre.
don't do anything foolish -- i'm alarmed about you.	Don't worry. I'll be on the train.  He leaves.
i'll go. -- i love you.  i'll be on that train. i'll get the money.	Don't do anything foolish -- I'm alarmed about you.
you must go now. be careful on your way to your room.	I'll go. -- I love you.  I'll be on that train. I'll get the money.
six twenty-seven in the morning... but the money?	Never mind -- I'll get it. I have a whole day. I'll be on that train.
oh no -- that would spoil everything. i'll -- i will manage somehow -- i'll manage myself. i will go with you. when does the train leave?	Six twenty-seven in the morning... But the money?
i'll give you what you need -- i have money.	Oh no -- that would spoil everything. I'll -- I will manage somehow -- I'll manage myself. I will go with you. When does the train leave?
i have no money now -- i must get some first -- i must get some.	I'll give you what you need -- I have money.
why later?	I have no money now -- I must get some first -- I must get some.
oh -- yes but -- later.	Why later?
can't -- can't you -- couldn't you come too -- i think it would be better -- for us -- for us both.	Oh -- yes but -- later.
for vienna?	Can't -- can't you -- Couldn't you come too -- I think it would be better -- for us -- for us both.
very early in the morning.	For Vienna?
when are you leaving berlin?	Very early in the morning.
suzette will be back here any minute.	When are you leaving Berlin?
i --	Suzette will be back here any minute.
shall i see you again?	I --
i'll go -- good-bye.	Shall I see you again?
suzette will be back here in a minute.	I'll go -- good-bye.
i want to be good to you -- madly good.	Suzette will be back here in a minute.
yes -- if i didn't believe that, i'd die after last night.	I want to be good to you -- madly good.
you do believe that i really love you?	Yes -- If I didn't believe that, I'd die after last night.
yes.	You do believe that I really love you?
grusinskaya --	Yes.
do you understand?	Yes -- yes -- yes.
i couldn't go through with it.  remarkable.	Do you understand?
and now?	I couldn't go through with it.  Remarkable.
i wanted money desperately -- can you understand? -- that's why i wanted the pearls. i was threatened -- i was desperately in need of a certain big sum of money. i've been following you -- i've admired you. but i have forced myself not to think about you -- last night, at last, i managed to came into your room and -- and now.	And now?
but now, you must go... i give you the pearls. but now you must go ---	I wanted money desperately -- Can you understand? -- That's why I wanted the pearls. I was threatened -- I was desperately in need of a certain big sum of money. I've been following you -- I've admired you. But I have forced myself not to think about you -- Last night, at last, I managed to came into your room and -- and now.
yesterday i was a thief -- but now, --	But now, you must go... I give you the pearls. But now you must go ---
so --	Yesterday I was a thief -- but now, --
i know.	So --
i'll not denounce you.	I know.
i don't want them now.	I'll not denounce you.
you may keep the pearls -- i don't want them any more -- i'll make you a present of them.	I don't want them now.
there.	Oh --
please look at me. you must believe me -- you must believe that i love you -- that i have never known what love is -- until last night.	What is the matter?
that's a silly joke.	Please look at me. You must believe me -- you must believe that I love you -- that I have never known what love is -- until last night.
i'm also a criminal and a hotel thief.	That's a silly joke.
oh! what a picture -- and what else?	I'm also a criminal and a hotel thief.
i'm a gambler -- i'm running at large like a happy pig, devouring anything of life that pleases me, i really belong in jail	Oh! What a picture -- and what else?
and what do you do -- now?	I'm a gambler -- I'm running at large like a happy pig, devouring anything of life that pleases me, I really belong in jail
and then, in the war, to kill and hide. that's all.	And what do you do -- now?
and?	And then, in the war, to kill and hide. That's all.
when i was a little boy i was taught to ride and be a gentleman -- at school, it was a monastery, i learned to pray and lie -- and ---	And?
no?	When I was a little boy I was taught to ride and be a gentleman -- at school, it was a monastery, I learned to pray and lie -- and ---
really, i haven't a bit of character. none at all.	No?
really?	Really, I haven't a bit of character. None at all.
i'm a prodigal son, the black sheep of a white flock -- i shall die on the gallows.	Really?
flix. -- and how do you live? what kind of a person are you?	I'm a prodigal son, the black sheep of a white flock -- I shall die on the gallows.
i am felix benvenuto von gaigern. my mother called me flix.	Flix. -- And how do you live? What kind of a person are you?
oh -- i was ambitious then -- ambition was in my blood -- no rest, no stopping. we were drilled like little soldiers -- we danced in the school of the imperial ballet, in st. petersburg. i was little and slim but hard as diamond -- a duty machine -- no rest, no stopping. and then -- i became famous and whoever is famous is alone... but why should i be telling you this? last night i did not know you at all -- who are you, really? -- i do not even know your name.	I am Felix Benvenuto von Gaigern. My mother called me Flix.
i want to be alone.	That is not the truth.  You do not want to be alone -- you're afraid of being alone -- I know you're afraid. I know you. You were desperate, just now, if I go away you'll be more desperate than ever. Say I am to stay with you... say it.
the veronal -- you. i'm going to stay here with you.	I want to be alone.
what?	The veronal -- you. I'm going to stay here with you.
i'm not going... you know that i'm not going... do you think i could leave you alone here? after that --?	What?
no.	Beautiful but so sad. I did not know it was so dangerous to look into a woman's bedroom.
you are beautiful!	No.
what can you see?	You are beautiful!
because i can see something in the mirror that you cannot. my dear --	What can you see?
why do you smile?	Because I can see something in the mirror that you cannot. My dear --
i should like to smoke.	Why do you smile?
i see -- you do only what you take pleasure in doing. you take pleasure in coming into a woman's bedroom and you come. you take pleasure in a dangerous climb onto a balcony, so you do it... and what is your pleasure now?	I should like to smoke.
i? -- oh, no. i do only what i take pleasure in doing.	I see -- you do only what you take pleasure in doing. You take pleasure in coming into a woman's bedroom and you come. You take pleasure in a dangerous climb onto a balcony, so you do it... And what is your pleasure now?
the stage frays one's nerves... the discipline -- it's so exacting. discipline means doing what you don't want to do and take no pleasure in doing. do you know what i mean? have you ever experienced the weariness that comes from discipline?	I? -- Oh, no. I do only what I take pleasure in doing.
no -- you don't want to be alone at all -- you were in despair before -- if i left you, you'd feel worse than you did before, you must not be alone -- you mustn't cry -- you must forget... tell me that i can stay with you -- tell me.	Just for a minute then.
i want to be alone --	No -- You don't want to be alone at all -- You were in despair before -- If I left you, you'd feel worse than you did before, You must not be alone -- You mustn't cry -- you must forget... Tell me that I can stay with you -- tell me.
that is not so -- you don't want to be alone.	I want to be alone --
i want to be alone.	That is not so -- you don't want to be alone.
i'm not going -- you know i'm not going -- let me stay here?	I want to be alone.
i think you must go now -- the key is on the floor.	I'm not going -- You know I'm not going -- Let me stay here?
yes -- i do understand.	I think you must go now -- the key is on the floor.
grusinskaya... oh -- oh if you knew how i slaved and slaved for grusinskaya -- for the success of grusinskaya -- for the triumph of grusinskaya... and what is she now? just someone who has found that on the day success ceases life ceases -- are you listening to me -- do you understand? -- i want you to understand.	Yes -- I do understand.
i saw you just now -- then i saw you cry -- and now i see you in the mirror -- grusinskaya...	Grusinskaya... Oh -- oh if you knew how I slaved and slaved for Grusinskaya -- for the success of Grusinskaya -- for the triumph of Grusinskaya... and what is she now? Just someone who has found that on the day success ceases life ceases -- Are you listening to me -- Do you understand? -- I want you to understand.
you could love me. it is so long since i have heard that word. nobody has loved me for a long time. it is so icy-cold to be famous. one is so cruelly alone. how is it that you -- let me look at you. your hands. your eyes. why could you love me?	I saw you just now -- then I saw you cry -- and now I see you in the mirror -- Grusinskaya...
a man who could love -- that is all, who has forgotten everything else for you.	You could love me. It is so long since I have heard that word. Nobody has loved me for a long time. It is so icy-cold to be famous. One is so cruelly alone. How is it that you -- Let me look at you. Your hands. Your eyes. Why could you love me?
go away. who are you --?	A man who could love -- that is all, who has forgotten everything else for you.
i never knew it was so dangerous to hide in a woman's room when she's alone.	Go away. Who are you --?
he disappeared. later he was found dead.	I never knew it was so dangerous to hide in a woman's room when she's alone.
and...?	He disappeared. Later he was found dead.
not quite strange now. it is as if i had been expecting you. you know, once when the grand duke was alive, i found a man hiding in my room -- a young officer --	And...?
am i quite strange to you?	Not quite strange now. It is as if I had been expecting you. You know, once when the Grand Duke was alive, I found a man hiding in my room -- a young officer --
strange man...	Am I quite strange to you?
you mustn't talk russian to me.	Strange man...
alone. all alone.  oh, you strange -- strange creature.	You mustn't talk Russian to me.
so alone.	Alone. All alone.  Oh, you strange -- strange creature.
yes -- tired...	So alone.
how tired you are!	Yes -- tired...
and -- and --	How tired you are!
no irony. you're so appealing -- so soft -- so tired. i feel like taking you in my arms and not letting anything more happen to you -- ever.	And -- and --
and then --?	No irony. You're so appealing -- so soft -- so tired. I feel like taking you in my arms and not letting anything more happen to you -- ever.
i did not know you were so beautiful... and --	And then --?
why do you look at me like that?	I did not know you were so beautiful... and --
certainly.	Why do you look at me like that?
i'd like to smoke a cigarette.	Certainly.
so you feel like coming into a lady's room -- and you come... what now?	I'd like to smoke a cigarette.
i'm afraid not -- i usually do just what i feel like doing at the moment.	So you feel like coming into a lady's room -- and you come... What now?
nerves -- just nerves. you must forgive me. i have had a bad evening. i am very tired. do you know what it is to be tired -- tired of a routine existence?	I'm afraid not -- I usually do just what I feel like doing at the moment.
don't cry -- it tears my heart to see you sob like that.	Nerves -- just nerves. You must forgive me. I have had a bad evening. I am very tired. Do you know what it is to be tired -- tired of a routine existence?
i was so alone -- always alone -- and suddenly you were there and said that.  no. i am not afraid. it is strange.	Don't cry -- it tears my heart to see you sob like that.
poor little grusinskaya! does it do you good to cry? are you afraid? shall i go?	I was so alone -- always alone -- and suddenly you were there and said that.  No. I am not afraid. It is strange.
because you love me -- you love me?	Poor little Grusinskaya! Does it do you good to cry? Are you afraid? Shall I go?
but surely you must know -- because i love you.	Because you love me -- you love me?
why do you hide in my room?	But surely you must know -- because I love you.
nothing -- only to be here.	Why do you hide in my room?
what do you want here?	Nothing -- only to be here.
please do not be frightened, madam.	What do you want here?
you're all right now -- it's very late -- goodnight, kringelein.	Oh, no, stay here, Baron -- stay.
goodnight, kringelein.	No -- no please -- oh, don't go -- don't go -- don't leave me alone, Baron.
oh -- yes -- that's it -- you found it -- you found it for me, baron.	Goodnight, Kringelein.
here -- here it is. here's your pocketbook, kringelein.	Oh -- yes -- that's it -- you found it -- you found it for me, Baron.
i take five hundred.	All of that at once, Baron?
i do drink, baron -- i drink to you, baron and to win.  it's good, -- come along, baron.	I take five hundred.
drink to me, kringelein -- it's my last chance.	I do drink, Baron -- I drink to you, Baron and to win.  It's good, -- come along, Baron.
pardon me, baron. permit me again...	Drink to me, Kringelein -- it's my last chance.
i've no luck.	Pardon me, Baron. Permit me again...
you've lost everything?	I've no luck.
that was my last.	You've lost everything?
all right then.	All right then.
no -- not at all.	All right then.
is that too much, baron?	No -- not at all.
ready, kringelein?	Ready, Baron.
we could come to my room.	Good!
if we could scare up some men to play.	We could come to my room.
gambling! i'd like that. i have over six thousand eight hundred marks with me.	If we could scare up some men to play.
if i could get into a game i might win some.	Gambling! I'd like that. I have over six thousand eight hundred marks with me.
i would be awfully glad to oblige, you've been so decent to me. three hundred?	If I could get into a game I might win some.
what?	I would be awfully glad to oblige, you've been so decent to me. Three hundred?
if the baron -- if you would permit me --	What?
absolutely true, kringelein and i have to raise some money immediately.	If the Baron -- if you would permit me --
was the baron joking, or is it really true that the baron is -- in financial straits.	Absolutely true, Kringelein and I have to raise some money immediately.
i'd like to kringelein, but i can't -- i am broke!	Broke -- A Baron? But, Baron --
perhaps this evening, baron, we could go to the casino -- the place we passed with the marvelous bright lights?	I'd like to Kringelein, but I can't -- I am broke!
no, kringelein, not tired, -- just --  well -- well --	Perhaps this evening, Baron, we could go to the Casino -- the place we passed with the marvelous bright lights?
the baron is tired?	No, Kringelein, not tired, -- just --  Well -- well --
a drink, baron -- a louisiana flip?	No thanks -- keeping my head clear.
hello, mr. kringelein. how do you feel now?	A little strange, Baron.
oh -- here you are, baron. a drink -- a louisiana flip?	Hello, Mr. Kringelein. How do you feel now?
hello -- sorry i'm late.	Oh -- here you are, Baron. A drink -- A Louisiana flip?
in the yellow room, where the music's playing and the ladies are?	Where the music's playing and the ladies are...
i'm going to change and we'll meet for a drink in the yellow room.	In the Yellow Room, where the music's playing and the ladies are?
yes, quite.	We've been together all day... and in an aeroplane.
baron, we must have gone a hundred miles an hour, at least...	Yes, quite.
then you know him?	Do I know him -- I know him through and through.
general director preysing!  baron, when i was sixteen years old, i started as an office boy in that man's factory --	Then you know him?
what's the matter, mr. kringelein?	General Director Preysing!  Baron, when I was sixteen years old, I started as an office boy in that man's factory --
and this is doctor otternschlag.	Oh -- Doctor -- you are a Doctor -- I am --
oh, a baron!	And this is Doctor Otternschlag.
i'm baron von gaigern.	Oh, a Baron!
permit me -- my name is kringelein -- from fredersdorf.	I'm Baron von Gaigern.
not at all, sir.	Permit me -- my name is Kringelein -- from Fredersdorf.
thank you, sir.	Not at all, sir.
perhaps you could present me now, mr. pimenov.	Please, Baron -- forgive me -- not now -- here she is.
the war dropped him here and forgot him.	Yes, I was in the war.
yes -- he always seems to be waiting for something -- and nothing ever comes.	The war dropped him here and forgot him.
that is doctor otternschlag -- you know him?	Yes -- He always seems to be waiting for something -- and nothing ever comes.
the war.	That is Doctor Otternschlag -- You know him?
my dear sir, i would gladly change rooms with you.	No doubt you would, Baron. But do you know, I'm quite indispensable to her. I'm her ballet master and her nurse. I hardly belong to myself anymore. But, there you are, it's Grusinskaya -- you can't help adoring her.
if you occupied the room next to madam grusinskaya, you would appreciate the quiet of a hotel lobby.	My dear sir, I would gladly change rooms with you.
it's always so quiet here.	If you occupied the room next to Madam Grusinskaya, you would appreciate the quiet of a hotel lobby.
i thought she was splendid!	Yes -- but the audience.
well -- last night was not so good.	I thought she was splendid!
certainly -- always when grusinskaya dances.	Well -- last night was not so good.
grusinskaya -- well, to tell the truth, baron -- tonight we are a little bit nervous. were you at the theatre last night?	Certainly -- always when Grusinskaya dances.
how's the beautiful lady?	Grusinskaya -- well, to tell the truth, Baron -- tonight we are a little bit nervous. Were you at the theatre last night?
oh -- good evening, baron.	How's the beautiful lady?
good evening, mr. pimenov.	Oh -- good evening, Baron.
good evening -- my key -- one sixty- eight.	Good evening, Mr. Pimenov.
hello! hello! --	Don't do that.
be quiet.	I'm going to call the police. I'm going to watch you play the great Baron with the police. Aristocrat! Aristocrat!
indeed you must, baron -- you must. humm -- humm, but you must go to jail, baron, you're a thief.	Be quiet.
look here, sir -- i'm completely at your mercy -- i'm desperate -- it's a matter of life or death -- i had to get some money -- tonight.	Indeed you must, Baron -- you must. Humm -- humm, but you must go to jail, Baron, you're a thief.
so that's how we stand, baron.	Look here, sir -- I'm completely at your mercy -- I'm desperate -- it's a matter of life or death -- I had to get some money -- tonight.
made a mistake -- remarkable. we shall soon see if you made a mistake.   stay here... give me that money.	So that's how we stand, Baron.
i must have made a mistake.	Made a mistake -- remarkable. We shall soon see if you made a mistake.   Stay here... Give me that money.
aha! -- the baron. what do you want here?	I must have made a mistake.
we shall see who remains here the longer.	As you will.
i think it would be much better if you went away.	We shall see who remains here the longer.
i did not ask your advice.	I think it would be much better if you went away.
oh, let the poor devil alone.	I did not ask your advice.
pardon me, the lady has urgent business here with me.	Insolent -- Berlin manners.
i don't believe it -- he was a real gentleman. i know people... i'm so tired i can hardly see out of my eyes. no sleep for two nights and so many duties and now this killing in the hotel -- that means a lot of work. but it's too bad about the baron, you always felt better when he came along -- always friendly -- such an agreeable fellow.	Most imposters are --
it seems that he was a thief and an imposter.	I don't believe it -- he was a real gentleman. I know people... I'm so tired I can hardly see out of my eyes. No sleep for two nights and so many duties and now this killing in the hotel -- that means a lot of work. But it's too bad about the Baron, you always felt better when he came along -- always friendly -- such an agreeable fellow.
man -- that's terrible. he was a nice fellow -- i am sorry about him.	It seems that he was a thief and an imposter.
i don't know.	Man -- that's terrible. He was a nice fellow -- I am sorry about him.
good heavens. what for?	I don't know.
the big manufacturer killed baron von gaigern.	Good heavens. What for?
what? -- who? -- whom?	The big manufacturer killed Baron von Gaigern.
news? yes -- killing in number one- sixty-four.	What? -- Who? -- Whom?
no -- no -- not yet. well, i mustn't let it interfere with my duty. any news here?	News? Yes -- killing in number one- sixty-four.
and the child isn't coming?	No -- no -- not yet. Well, I mustn't let it interfere with my duty. Any news here?
man -- i was at the clinic the whole night -- there are no words to describe what my wife suffered.	And the child isn't coming?
the night clerk has already gone -- you are late.	Man -- I was at the clinic the whole night -- there are no words to describe what my wife suffered.
madam grusinskaya -- at once --	Your chauffeur's been waiting, Baron.
the stenographer is to go up -- mr. preysing telephoned.	Mr. Preysing -- one sixty-four.
no -- letters to two-eighty.	If a young woman, a stenographer, -- etc.
for me?	No -- letters to two-eighty.
no -- madam grusinskaya's car is not to be brought.	Madam Grusinskaya's car is not to be brought.
for me?	No -- Madam Grusinskaya's car is not to be brought.
no -- madam grusinskaya's car is to be brought.	Madam Grusinskaya's car is to be brought.
is that for me?	No -- Madam Grusinskaya's car is to be brought.
any letters?	No, doctor.
anyone asked for me?	Nobody, Doctor.
no, doctor.	Anyone asked for me?
telegrams?	No, Doctor.
no, doctor.	Telegrams?
any letters?	No, Doctor.
you've nothing to fear, kringelein	No.
stay where you are.	No -- I must find it --  Fourteen thousand two hundred marks.
oh, i've got to find it.	Stay where you are.
more than fourteen thousand marks... were in that pocketbook.	Fourteen thousand marks... One can travel -- one's happiness might depend on fourteen thousand marks -- don't you think so, Baron?
there is no pocketbook here... on the floor probably.	More than fourteen thousand marks... were in that pocketbook.
try and sleep, kringelein, don't be afraid.	I'd like to live a little longer but -- I'm not afraid to die -- I'm not...
over -- over so soon -- it has just begun.  oh, the pain.	Try and sleep, Kringelein, don't be afraid.
excuse me, gentlemen.	I'll take the bank -- All right, gentlemen.
everything?	I was sent as a military surgeon to South Africa. Stinking climate. Taken prisoner. Home on parole not to fight. I was a surgeon in the Great War till the end. Grenade in the face. Carried diphtheria bacilli in the wound until 1920. Isolated two years.  I've been everything.
i'm always alone -- i have been everything.	Everything?
haven't you anyone -- haven't you anybody -- you -- i mean -- are you all alone in the world.	I'm always alone -- I have been everything.
you must learn as quickly as your time allows -- believe me mr. kringelein, a man who isn't with a woman is a dead man.	Haven't you anyone -- Haven't you anybody -- you -- I mean -- Are you all alone in the world.
i had a very good opportunity, a young lady asked me to dance -- i ought to be able to dance, it seems to be very important.	You must learn as quickly as your time allows -- Believe me Mr. Kringelein, a man who isn't with a woman is a dead man.
a masculine paradise -- drink, the ladies, dancing...	I had a very good opportunity, a young lady asked me to dance -- I ought to be able to dance, it seems to be very important.
what, doctor?	A masculine paradise -- drink, the ladies, dancing...
well, mr. kringelein, are you getting what you're looking for?	What, Doctor?
barman -- whiskey --  for you, mr. kringelein?	For me? -- Oh, please, something sweet and cold.
no pain, mr. kringelein?	Pain? Oh, no, Doctor. I think if I had pain I'd be too happy to notice it...
life is changing you, mr. kringelein.	Yes, thanks to the Baron. The best shops, the very best. Look, Doctor, silk -- feels so nice on the skin... a London hat, see -- made in England, that's silk, too -- fifty marks... Look, the price is on it. That was half my salary before. The Baron is a very fine gentleman -- no one in my life has been so nice to me as the Baron.
life! -- mr. kringelein, you are drunk -- good night.	But Doctor --
oh, but doctor. the music -- the champagne -- girls when they dance -- all the shining ice in those big silver things -- that's life --	Life! -- Mr. Kringelein, you are drunk -- good night.
the grand hotel.	Oh, but Doctor. The music -- the champagne -- girls when they dance -- all the shining ice in those big silver things -- That's life --
oh, but doctor. isn't this wonderful. to live -- to live -- in the grand hotel.	The Grand Hotel.
you will stay, doctor -- if you have nothing better to do?	I have nothing better to do, Mr. Kringelein.
i know -- i know -- when a man's collar is an inch too big for him -- i know he is ill.	Yes -- Oh -- oh -- yes, --
yes -- yes -- i am tired. i have been ill...	You are ill.
you're tired. i can see that.	Yes -- yes -- I am tired. I have been ill...
oh -- but -- i --	You're tired. I can see that.
send his bags up to my room.	Oh -- but -- I --
oh!	Send his bags up to my room.
this gentleman can have my room.	Oh!
i came here from a long distance to stay at the grand hotel. i want a room -- a big room -- like you would give general director preysing -- i'm as good as mr. preysing -- i can pay like mr. preysing -- would you give him a little room, way up in the corner with the hot water pipes going -- bang -- bang -- bang...	This gentleman can have my room.
how do you know there is a grand hotel?	Oh, there must be one in Paris... They have everything in Paris.
am i!	Is the bill ready -- the lady's too?
do you like me better?	You're a good man, Mr. Kringelein -- a very good man.
oh yes, of course.	Do you like me better?
do you believe that you will have a better time with me than you would with preysing?	Oh yes, of course.
nonsense! we'll find a great doctor, he'll cure you. they can cure anything these days.	Do you believe that you will have a better time with me than you would with Preysing?
when i -- i'm ill, flaemmchen -- it will not be long -- i'll not last long. will you stay with me until...	Nonsense! We'll find a great doctor, he'll cure you. They can cure anything these days.
later?	When I -- I'm ill, Flaemmchen -- It will not be long -- I'll not last long. Will you stay with me until...
wherever you like. here i'll give you the money i won, three thousand four hundred. later you can have more.	Later?
yes -- to paris? i wanted to go there always.	Wherever you like. Here I'll give you the money I won, three thousand four hundred. Later you can have more.
you'll have a good time with me. want to? i've got enough money. ten thousand two hundred in my pocketbook. three thousand four hundred that i won. it will last a long time. i can win more -- we'll travel.	Yes -- to Paris? I wanted to go there always.
what?	You'll have a good time with me. Want to? I've got enough money. Ten thousand two hundred in my pocketbook. Three thousand four hundred that I won. It will last a long time. I can win more -- we'll travel.
of course i do -- i never knew what money really meant till i started spending it. do you know --  i can hardly believe that anything so beautiful should come to me from preysing -- i'll take care of you. will -- will you let me?	What?
you don't understand that do you?	Of course I do -- I never knew what money really meant till I started spending it. Do you know --  I can hardly believe that anything so beautiful should come to me from Preysing -- I'll take care of you. Will -- will you let me?
yes, of course, -- money!	You don't understand that do you?
money!	Yes, of course, -- money!
then why did you have anything to do with him?	Money!
i didn't like preysing right off.	Then why did you have anything to do with him?
he was in desperate straits. he'd been trying to raise money all day. he laughed -- poor devil! and then a man like preysing kills him.	I didn't like Preysing right off.
perhaps he really was a burglar -- but they don't kill a man for that.	He was in desperate straits. He'd been trying to raise money all day. He laughed -- Poor devil! And then a man like Preysing kills him.
so did i. he was friendly to me as no man ever was.	Perhaps he really was a burglar -- But they don't kill a man for that.
yes --	So did I. He was friendly to me as no man ever was.
you loved the baron, didn't you?	Yes --
oh -- i was thinking -- poor baron -- lying there, his eyes so open.	You loved the Baron, didn't you?
what's the matter?	Oh -- I was thinking -- Poor Baron -- Lying there, his eyes so open.
quick -- something awful -- awful has happened. go -- go at once, -- mr. preysing --	Preysing?
oh -- oh, miss flaemmchen. it's you --	Quick -- something awful -- awful has happened. Go -- go at once, -- Mr. Preysing --
oh -- what -- what --	Oh -- oh, Miss Flaemmchen. It's you --
quick -- mr. kringelein.	Oh -- what -- what --
please -- please!	You don't like to see me enjoying myself.
really?	For the first time in my life, I'm happy.
i'm happy, miss flaemm.	Really?
you dance splendidly.	I'm happy, Miss Flaemm.
i never danced before -- in public.	You dance splendidly.
you're trembling.	I never danced before -- in public.
yes.	You're trembling.
you must look at my face and not at the floor.	Yes.
dance then?	She's beautiful -- isn't she?
i don't know -- i'd like to do anything --	Oh -- you would!
a man might what?	I don't know -- I'd like to do anything --
yes -- it's stimulating -- a man might --	A man might what?
you like music?	Yes -- it's stimulating -- a man might --
yes -- that --	You like music?
no - absinthe.	Yes -- that --
oh, thank you, miss flaemm. oh, please, miss flaemm -- permit me, miss flaemm, won't you have something sweet -- a louisiana flip.  a louisiana flip.	No - absinthe.
mr. kringelein -- how you have changed, you look so nice.	Oh, thank you, Miss Flaemm. Oh, please, Miss Flaemm -- Permit me, Miss Flaemm, won't you have something sweet -- a Louisiana flip.  A Louisiana flip.
i'm waiting for him here. the baron and i have been together all day. a hundred miles an hour -- in a motor car -- and in an aeroplane -- it was marvelous --	Mr. Kringelein -- How you have changed, you look so nice.
good evening, mr. kringelein -- where's the baron?	I'm waiting for him here. The Baron and I have been together all day. A hundred miles an hour -- in a motor car -- and in an aeroplane -- It was marvelous --
oh, can anyone engage you for the evening?	To take dictation -- a Mr. Preysing --  Goodbye, you -- tomorrow at five o'clock.
i'm engaged for the evening.	Oh, can anyone engage you for the evening?
oh, don't go.	I'm engaged for the evening.
her master's voice!  i must go now -- goodbye -- thanks.	Oh, don't go.
silk -- think of that -- silk -- they are, too.	Have you seen the bathroom? -- Hot and cold running water -- You see, I can get a bath whenever I like.
i'm sure this beautiful room must appeal to your taste -- distinctive, don't you think? velvet upholstery -- 'a-number one'. i'm in the textile trade and i know.  and these are real silk drapes.	Silk -- think of that -- silk -- they are, too.
yes -- and for me, it's going to leave at any minute. let's drink.	I'm sure this beautiful room must appeal to your taste -- distinctive, don't you think? Velvet upholstery -- 'A-number one'. I'm in the textile trade and I know.  And these are real silk drapes.
you are funny. you speak of life as if it were a train you wanted to catch.	Yes -- and for me, it's going to leave at any minute. Let's drink.
you may laugh. caviar and champagne may mean nothing to you, but to me -- they mean a great deal. you see, i'm ill and all of a sudden i got a fear of missing life. i don't want to miss life -- do you understand?	You are funny. You speak of life as if it were a train you wanted to catch.
waiter, oh waiter! wait a minute!  we are having caviar -- it's expensive but that makes no difference -- i see the baroness is laughing.	Have caviar if you like, but it tastes like herring to me.
if i could trouble the baron to come and see this beautiful room. i have ordered champagne. perhaps the baroness could join us.	Waiter, oh waiter! Wait a minute!  We are having caviar -- it's expensive but that makes no difference -- I see the Baroness is laughing.
you're a funny little creature, flaemmchen. i can't make you out.	It's not funny at all. One can't get intimate just off hand. I could go to England with you and everything like that -- supposing I met you next year and I said: 'How do you do, Mr. Preysing! And you said:  'That was the young lady who was my secretary in Manchester'.
i couldn't do that, you're a stranger to me.	You're a funny little creature, Flaemmchen. I can't make you out.
why not?	I couldn't do that, you're a stranger to me.
oh, no.	Why not?
call me -- do you know -- would you -- would you like to call me by my first name?	Oh, no.
oh -- careful, mr. preysing.	Call me -- do you know -- would you -- would you like to call me by my first name?
here, hold up!	Oh -- careful, Mr. Preysing.
come here.	Here, hold up!
you think so?	Come here.
you're sweet.	You think so?
i had to arrange about the trip.	You're sweet.
you are late. i've been waiting for you -- waiting.	I had to arrange about the trip.
baron!	Well, he's a gentleman!
you mean baron von gaigern?	Baron!
insolent young cub!	You mean Baron von Gaigern?
oh, yes.	Insolent young cub!
can you pay some attention to me?	Oh, yes.
a thousand marks --	It's agreed -- I will get a room here for you.
of course -- of course.	A thousand marks --
wait -- i must figure it up.  first, i'll need -- clothes -- shoes -- it's cold in england in march, i'll need a suit... you'd want me to look nice?	Of course -- of course.
what do you think your salary would be -- for such a trip?	Wait -- I must figure it up.  First, I'll need -- clothes -- shoes -- it's cold in England in March, I'll need a suit... You'd want me to look nice?
i understand perfectly.	What do you think your salary would be -- for such a trip?
you see, i'd like to take a secretary with me for my correspondence and -- humm -- humm -- for company on the trip -- i'm nervous -- i need somebody -- i don't know if you quite understand me. you said you have travelled with gentlemen -- and i mean --	I understand perfectly.
well?	You see, I'd like to take a secretary with me for my correspondence and -- humm -- humm -- for company on the trip -- I'm nervous -- I need somebody -- I don't know if you quite understand me. You said you have travelled with gentlemen -- and I mean --
i must go to england -- at once.	Well?
well?	I must go to England -- at once.
yes.	Well?
well -- you want me?	Yes.
i'm going to keep an eye on that kringelein fellow. i'll find out where he gets the money to hang around the grand hotel.	Well -- you want me?
nothing.	I'm going to keep an eye on that Kringelein fellow. I'll find out where he gets the money to hang around the Grand Hotel.
sit here.  cognac -- for you?	Nothing.
oh, yes, mr. preysing?	Sit here.  Cognac -- for you?
now, children, no fighting -- save that for the office. let's have our dance.	I'll remember you, Mr. Kringelein.
no -- now.	Do you gentlemen know each other, Mr. Kringelein -- Mr. Preysing -- Baron von Gaigern.
tomorrow morning.	No -- now.
i must speak to you, miss flaemm -- business.	Tomorrow morning.
come and dance with me, mr. kringelein.	I must speak to you, Miss Flaemm -- business.
presently, mr. preysing.	It's urgent.
i must speak with you, miss flaemm.	Presently, Mr. Preysing.
hello!	I must speak with you, Miss Flaemm.
miss flaemm.	Hello!
oh -- too bad. did you quarrel?	That'll be all -- be here tomorrow at nine o'clock.
definitely off.	Oh -- too bad. Did you quarrel?
is that mrs. preysing.	Definitely off.
my daughters -- yes, my daughters.	Is that Mrs. Preysing.
how nice -- your daughters?	My daughters -- yes, my daughters.
should throw a great weight into the balance...	...weight into the balance...
cotton company --	Should throw a great weight into the balance...
have you got it now?	Cotton Company --
i understand you perfectly.	Have you got it now?
can't you understand me?	I understand you perfectly.
you're a little too fast.	Can't you understand me?
what?	You're a little too fast.
not too quickly.	What?
moreover, the possibility of the successful termination of negotiations now pending with the manchester cotton company...	Not too quickly.
no.	Moreover, the possibility of the successful termination of negotiations now pending with the Manchester Cotton Company...
with the same friend?	No.
moreover -- do you mind if i smoke?  i went to florence once, too.	With the same friend?
don't misunderstand me. i'm a married man -- with grownup daughters. uh --	Moreover -- Do you mind if I smoke?  I went to Florence once, too.
perhaps.	Don't misunderstand me. I'm a married man -- with grownup daughters. Uh --
moreover... he was a lucky man -- that man.	Perhaps.
only in mutual advantages -- moreover...	Moreover... He was a lucky man -- that man.
a man? -- to switzerland? -- that must have been nice -- for him.	Only in mutual advantages -- moreover...
yes... a man i know took me to switzerland last month...	A man? -- To Switzerland? -- That must have been nice -- for him.
skiing?	Yes... A man I know took me to Switzerland last month...
that's from skiing.	Skiing?
what brown hands you have.	That's from skiing.
only in mutual advantages -- moreover.	What brown hands you have.
what?	Only in mutual advantages -- moreover.
moreover...	What?
you...	Moreover...
me.	You...
you...	Me.
i got ten marks for that.	You...
what is this?	I got ten marks for that.
yes, i photograph very well. look --	What is this?
movies?	Yes, I photograph very well. Look --
i don't see why it's unusual for a stenographer to be pretty -- if she does her work well, -- seems so silly. i don't know why they don't like girls like me in offices. personally, i hate offices -- i'd much rather be in the movies.	Movies?
moreover...	I don't see why it's unusual for a stenographer to be pretty -- if she does her work well, -- seems so silly. I don't know why they don't like girls like me in offices. Personally, I hate offices -- I'd much rather be in the movies.
moreover...	Moreover...
you're a very unusual stenographer --	Moreover...
you pay me.	You're a very unusual stenographer --
tired?	You pay me.
no -- only occasional jobs.	Tired?
do you work in justice zinnowitz' office?	No -- only occasional jobs.
moreover...	Do you work in Justice Zinnowitz' office?
moreover...	Moreover...
moreover --	Moreover --
i'm the stenographer.	Then you will please wait outside.
what...! --	I'm the stenographer.
what we want to know about is manchester.	Yes, Mr. Preysing -- that's what we want to know.
oh -- ho -- you want legal aid against us? -- the whole thing seems to me to be very simple.	Very simple -- I've always liked the way you dressed, Preysing -- English, isn't it?
if the preysing people get the manchester contract, we shall certainly merge with the preysing company -- but if they haven't they're ruined -- preysing will have to declare himself.	Shhh -- here he is now.
exactly.	If the Preysing people get the Manchester contract, we shall certainly merge with the Preysing company -- but if they haven't they're ruined -- Preysing will have to declare himself.
and ask me what it's costing us to hammer it down.	Exactly.
see you soon, preysing. next week we'll meet and discuss further details.	Next week.
under these circumstances it's quite a different matter.	Under these circumstances we might refuse to sign.
i thought we'd suspended negotiations, gentlemen.	Under these circumstances it's quite a different matter.
gentlemen, i am now free to announce...  ...that the deal between my firm and the manchester cotton company has been successfully negotiated.	Preysing, you're joking with us.
if you actually have news from manchester then...	Gentlemen, I am now free to announce...  ...that the deal between my firm and the Manchester Cotton Company has been successfully negotiated.
oh no -- no -- the session is over. let's go, it's off. thank you, gentlemen.	If you actually have news from Manchester then...
what?	Oh no -- no -- the session is over. Let's go, it's off. Thank you, gentlemen.
why talk -- it's over -- it's over -- it's finished. you've broken off negotiations. you did it. you're calling them off. you had nothing on your mind all day, but manchester, -- manchester -- manchester.  you don't suppose for one moment that i'm such a fool as not to have something that i could say definitely about manchester.	What?
goodbye, preysing, i hope you pull through. this is a very bad time to be in such a crisis. we've...	Why talk -- it's over -- it's over -- it's finished. You've broken off negotiations. You did it. You're calling them off. You had nothing on your mind all day, but Manchester, -- Manchester -- Manchester.  You don't suppose for one moment that I'm such a fool as not to have something that I could say definitely about Manchester.
then, it's all over?	Yes --
yes --	Then, it's all over?
you've decided against the merger?	Yes --
sorry, preysing.	You've decided against the merger?
mop rags -- mop rags -- we're interested in something quite different!	What?
evil days -- i've shown you here --  -- my company exports to the balkans alone, sixty-five thousand marks worth of mop rags a year.	Mop rags -- mop rags -- we're interested in something quite different!
i know you did -- i said you did --	And I said we didn't.
scratched --  we did not take the initiative.	Of course you took the initiative.
tentative my foot -- a month before this your old father-in-law came very privately and scratched at my door.	Scratched --  We did not take the initiative.
oh -- now let's talk like adults. you want to tell us now a along story of what your factory can do. we know all that you could tell us and if you tell the truth it wouldn't sound so good. when you first approached us...	We did not approach you.
now to proceed with the projected merger, the advantages for the saxonia are so obvious...	Oh -- now let's talk like adults. You want to tell us now a along story of what your factory can do. We know all that you could tell us and if you tell the truth it wouldn't sound so good. When you first approached us...
no water -- what a place!	All you have to do is phone for it.
oh -- preysing, preysing --	No water -- What a place!
i'd like to wait for justice zinnowitz, before i commit myself.	Oh -- Preysing, Preysing --
i'm laying before you the last general statement of our concern. active capital, plant and machinery, raw material and finished product -- for instance -- mop rags --	Mop rags --!
oh -- yes -- i beg your pardon!	I'm laying before you the last general statement of our concern. Active capital, plant and machinery, raw material and finished product -- for instance -- mop rags --
since, on the eleventh of june, this year -- when the first negotiations for a merger between our respective firms was entered into -- both parties have fully agreed that this merger can result only in mutual advantages.	Oh -- yes -- I beg your pardon!
all right.	Since, on the eleventh of June, this year -- when the first negotiations for a merger between our respective firms was entered into -- both parties have fully agreed that this merger can result only in mutual advantages.
we are here to discuss our merger. naturally i can make no statement at this time. we must begin at the beginning.	All right.
i mean with the manchester people?	We are here to discuss our merger. Naturally I can make no statement at this time. We must begin at the beginning.
we have a good many connections in england, naturally.	I mean with the Manchester people?
there's a lot of business to be done with the manchester cotton company. they've the whole english market right in their hands. have you any connections with -- manchester?	We have a good many connections in England, naturally.
they turn out marvelous material in manchester.	Manchester -- yes. Yes, yes, they do. Yes -- Now gentlemen shall we begin at the beginning? -- Have we cigars -- water and everything?
what?	They turn out marvelous material in Manchester.
here's my signature -- here preysing, sign here.	What a session this has been.
mr. preysing has too scrupulous a regard for certainties...	You've talked enough today, you're hoarse now.
...and let me say again for the tenth time...  ...you people were quite ready for the merger. you declared yourselves... fully agreed on all the terms -- why should the signing of these articles be suddenly held up?	I've admitted that at one time we had reason for desiring ther merger -- What reason have we now? The Preysing Company has fallon upon evil days, very evil days.
as you remember it -- when you approached us...	We did not approach you.
thank god we're beginning at the beginning.	As you remember it -- when you approached us...
since, on the eleventh of june of this year -- when the first negotiations for a merger...	Thank God we're beginning at the beginning.
how clear is manchester?	Foggy -- frightfully foggy, always, I'm told.  Have you said anything about Manchester, Mr. Preysing?
you're a deep one.	In that case give us the articles. We'll sign at once. We know all the details...
you see -- what we are interested in --	Ah, come on -- we're going home.
why waste time -- it's getting late.	You see -- what we are interested in --
shall i tell them again?	Why waste time -- it's getting late.
nine-thirty, mr. preysing keeps us waiting.	He likes to play the great man.
madam, it is mr. meierheim -- he is waiting downstairs.	Where is Pimenov? Where is Pimenov?
yes, madam. and now madam will sleep. it is not long 'till the train.	Goodnight, Suzette.
in the middle of the night -- those flowers make me think of a funeral. laurels and tube-roses.  oh, think, suzette -- the villa and the sun at tremezzo -- quiet -- simple -- happy -- we'll have a guest, suzette.	Yes, Madam. And now Madam will sleep. It is not long 'till the train.
when a lady falls in love she does her hair differently.	In the middle of the night -- those flowers make me think of a funeral. Laurels and tube-roses.  Oh, think, Suzette -- the Villa and the sun at Tremezzo -- quiet -- simple -- happy -- we'll have a guest, Suzette.
i've done my hair differently -- do you like that?	When a lady falls in love she does her hair differently.
madam should sleep.	I've done my hair differently -- do you like that?
five minutes, suzette, come back in five minutes. i'll ring.	Yes, madam Suzette knows all about it.
madam will dress now, it is late.	Five minutes, Suzette, come back in five minutes. I'll ring.
oh, yes, suzette.	Madam will dress now, it is late.
madam has slept well?	Oh, yes, Suzette.
good morning, madam.	Madam has slept well?
good morning, suzette.	Good morning, Madam.
oh, come, madam -- please come.	All right, Suzette -- quickly -- hurry.
ah, oui -- the car is here for madam.	Send it away -- I shan't need it.
oh, suzette -- suzette -- sshh -- quiet.	Ah, oui -- the car is here for Madam.
orchids come again, madam -- no card -- i think perhaps they are from the same young man -- he is at the end of the corridor -- tall -- he walks like a soldier -- madam must have noticed how often he is in the elevator with us. last night for instance --	Oh, Suzette -- Suzette -- Sshh -- quiet.
the pearls won't break -- they hold together and bring me bad luck ---- i hate them!	Orchids come again, Madam -- no card -- I think perhaps they are from the same young man -- he is at the end of the corridor -- tall -- he walks like a soldier -- Madam must have noticed how often he is in the elevator with us. Last night for instance --
mon dieu -- the pearls -- if they were to break --	The pearls won't break -- they hold together and bring me bad luck ---- I hate them!
but, madam. cannot do that.	Now is the time to cancel to stop entirely. I feel it -- everything tells me -- enough -- enough.
let us cancel the engagement.	But, Madam. cannot do that.
it will pass -- it will pass -- come.	Let us cancel the engagement.
i can't dance tonight --	It will pass -- it will pass -- come.
madam grusinskaya's car is to be brought.	I can't dance tonight --
always the performance -- every day the performance -- time for the performance.  i think, suzette, i have never been so tired in my life.  veronal didn't even help me to sleep.	Madam Grusinskaya's car is to be brought.
every seat for the opening has been sold at vienna. sold out for three days.	I know -- I know -- but it will be sunny in Tremezzo. We'll have a guest then.
oh, the sun -- it will be sunny in tremezzo --	Every seat for the opening has been sold at Vienna. Sold out for three days.
come along, oh, madam, come along. the train will be going.	Wait a minute. I've got to ask myself.
i wish to be alone.	You'll be very much alone, my dear madame. This is the end.
i suppose i can cancel the vienna engagement.	I wish to be alone.
hurry, suzette.	Such nonsense.
you haven't time.	Hurry, Suzette.
take them back, suzette.	You haven't time.
why not?	Take them back, Suzette.
suzette -- i told you not to bring the pearls. i will not wear them tonight.	Why not?
packed to the ceiling. hurry -- get dressed. and what an audience -- the french ambassador -- american millionaires -- princess ratzville -- er -- er --	Oh -- but it can't be.
the house is not full -- is it really full?	Packed to the ceiling. Hurry -- get dressed. And what an audience -- the French Ambassador -- American Millionaires -- Princess Ratzville -- er -- er --
oh! madam is cancelling the engagement. madam has chosen a funny time for such a funny joke. ha, ha, ha -- hurry, come on. tonight -- there's a line in front of the theatre since six o'clock. the house is jammed to the roof.	The house is not full -- Is it really full?
oh!	Oh! Madam is cancelling the engagement. Madam has chosen a funny time for such a funny joke. Ha, ha, ha -- hurry, come on. Tonight -- there's a line in front of the theatre since six o'clock. The house is jammed to the roof.
i'm cancelling the engagement.	Oh!
what is this that you have cancelled your car? who am i that i should wait like a fool at the door? and here on a whim, you cancel your car. have you forgotten there is a performance? do you know the time? or, are we all mad? am i your manager?... have we a contract? have we obligations? am i blind?  ...or is that the time?	I'm cancelling the engagement.
he will be on the train.	But when did he go? How do you know?
gru -- you are positively radiant.	Yes, Pimenov.  One minute, Suzette, I will call you.
good morning, pimenov.	Good morning, Gru -- your --
there was -- there was.	That theatre -- half empty -- dancing for those few -- I was frantic -- I finished -- the last beat and...  ...I waited -- I listened -- but the applause didn't come -- nothing. A man in the box -- and just the claques behind -- it is passed, Pimenov. We are dead -- it's finished.
last night?... there was no applause.	There was -- there was.
what -- what is it? last night...	Last night?... There was no applause.
it is not stage fright -- it's something more --	What -- what is it? Last night...
it is time for the performance.	The performance -- the performance -- the performance.
again?	Please.
will mr. kringelein kindly register.	Again?
certainly, sir.	Well, now, that's very kind -- thanks. That's what I want -- a large room on the front with a private bath -- Yes, that's what I want. I can pay now if you like.
does that mean that the bath is my own? --- private?	Certainly, sir.
mr. kringelein will take room number one-seventy-six, one of our most expensive rooms. it is large and on the front with bath.	Does that mean that the bath is my own? --- Private?
how much -- how much do you want -- you need money -- you have nothing.	Don't worry about me, Mr. General Director Pryesing -- worry about yourself.  There has been a murder -- this is room one sixty-four.
we must call the police, your excellency.	How much -- how much do you want -- you need money -- you have nothing.
the scandal -- we are men -- you -- you could take that affair of the young lady upon yourself -- take her and hold your tongue. then you can travel -- i'll give you anything -- anything -- she was with you.	We must call the police, your excellency.
yes, i know them --	The scandal -- we are men -- you -- you could take that affair of the young lady upon yourself -- take her and hold your tongue. Then you can travel -- I'll give you anything -- anything -- she was with you.
i can answer for this, it was self- defense -- i can answer for this -- but that girl -- the scandal -- my wife -- my daughters, you know them?	Yes, I know them --
her room -- oh -- i see, mr. preysing -- i understand, mr. general director preysing.	I can answer for this, it was self- defense -- I can answer for this -- but that girl -- the scandal -- my wife -- my daughters, you know them?
where is that girl -- she was working with him -- she enticed me into her room.	Her room -- oh -- I see, Mr. Preysing -- I understand, Mr. General Director Preysing.
oh, no -- no -- not the baron.	Where is that girl -- she was working with him -- she enticed me into her room.
no -- no -- wait -- the man was a burglar -- he was going to steal my money.	Oh, no -- no -- not the Baron.
yes, the police must be called.	No -- no -- wait -- the man was a burglar -- he was going to steal my money.
-- we must do something...	Yes, the police must be called.
my best friend -- poor, baron -- dead -- just like that.	-- We must do something...
he tried to rob me -- he is dead --	My best friend -- poor, Baron -- dead -- just like that.
oh -- the baron -- the baron.	He tried to rob me -- he is dead --
me?	Yes you -- shut your mouth -- get out -- you're discharged.
you're discharged.	Me?
an embezzler -- you're going to take that back, right here in the presence of this young lady -- who do you think you're talking to? you think i'm dirt, if i'm dirt, you're a lot dirtier, mr. industrial magnate preysing.	You're discharged.
who are you? -- an embezzler most likely.	An embezzler -- you're going to take that back, right here in the presence of this young lady -- who do you think you're talking to? You think I'm dirt, if I'm dirt, you're a lot dirtier, Mr. Industrial Magnate Preysing.
do you think you have free license to be insulting? believe me you have not. you think you're superior, but you're quite an ordinary man.	Go away -- go away.
what is this insolence?	Do you think you have free license to be insulting? Believe me you have not. You think you're superior, but you're quite an ordinary man.
does the world belong to you, mr. preysing?	What is this insolence?
you may go, mr. kringelein.	Does the world belong to you, Mr. Preysing?
some champagne, miss flaemm?	You may go, Mr. Kringelein.
well now, miss flaemm, we can talk.	Some champagne, Miss Flaemm?
i could not think of not accepting.	You say that you are employed by us in Fredersdorf, and here you are in Berlin, indulging in diversions which ill befit your position and which are very much beyond your means -- Quite extraordinary, Mr. Kringelein, I think we will look into your books.
mr. kringelein will be a good friend and not accept your invitation to dance.	I could not think of not accepting.
i don't know you.	Oh -- you must know me -- Kringelein at the plant. Assistant bookkeeper, building C, room twenty-three -- third floor.
i wish you a very good evening, mr. preysing. you are staying here, too, mr. preysing?	I don't know you.
the gentleman is dissatisfied with room number five fifty-nine.	I certainly have a complaint -- and a fair one.
just one moment, sir.	No, I won't wait -- I can't -- Every day is precious -- every hour -- Every minute.
did i say i wanted a cheap room to live in -- when i came here did i ask for a cheap room? did i?	Just one moment, sir.
it's a very nice room and inexpensive, sir.	Did I say I wanted a cheap room to live in -- when I came here did I ask for a cheap room? Did I?
i won't wait -- i can't wait -- i waited three days before i got a room at all and what a room that is.	It's a very nice room and inexpensive, sir.
if you will wait one moment, sir.	I won't wait -- I can't wait -- I waited three days before I got a room at all and what a room that is.
come, lisaveta, he will be there -- he will be there.	Madam Grusinskaya's car.
four minutes past. please come.	Come, Lisaveta, he will be there -- he will be there.
what's the use of asking, gru -- he is at the train -- he will be there.	The troupe, the scenery, everything -- all on board, waiting. You have a rehearsal in Vienna tomorrow morning. Come, Madam, are you mad?
if the house is empty again, i don't know --	When she gets her paint on and hears the music -- she'll be all right. I know these people.
terrible. after this, no more ballets for me. jazz --  just jazz.	If the house is empty again, I don't know --
how is the house?	Terrible. After this, no more ballets for me. Jazz --  Just jazz.
we will wait.	You are late. Hurry.
let's go down and find her -- i need a drink -- come along zinnowitz.  i don't know anything about women -- been married for twenty-six years.	Bluff does it, Preysing, bluff does it. Goodnight.
pretty as a picture.	Let's go down and find her -- I need a drink -- Come along Zinnowitz.  I don't know anything about women -- been married for twenty-six years.
zinnowitz, would you say she was pretty?	Pretty as a picture.
she had an engagement in the yellow room at five o'clock -- she was in a hurry.	Zinnowitz, would you say she was pretty?
i want to see her, i want to do some dictating -- report of the conference for my father-in-law.	She had an engagement in the Yellow Room at five o'clock -- she was in a hurry.
what do you want with her?	I want to see her, I want to do some dictating -- report of the conference for my father-in-law.
say it -- say it -- my lie -- it's the first time in thirty years that i've ever... where's that stenographer? miss flaemm...	What do you want with her?
i can understand that -- after your -- uh --	Say it -- say it -- my lie -- it's the first time in thirty years that I've ever... Where's that stenographer? Miss Flaemm...
yes -- that's what i want -- i'd like to tear loose -- i'd like a drink. i'd like to go down to that dancing place. i'd like to start something.	I can understand that -- after your -- uh --
what you need is some relaxation.	Yes -- that's what I want -- I'd like to tear loose -- I'd like a drink. I'd like to go down to that dancing place. I'd like to start something.
yes -- i must go to england -- i was desperate -- now i don't care -- this sort of thing goes to a man's head.	What you need is some relaxation.
you must go to manchester at once yourself and really see it through.	Yes -- I must go to England -- I was desperate -- Now I don't care -- This sort of thing goes to a man's head.
no one would have thought it of me. i've been getting rusty in fredersdorf. well, if bluff is what the world wants i guess i can put up as big a bluff as anyone. from now on...	You must go to Manchester at once yourself and really see it through.
'deal with manchester definitely off! "preysing, oh -- i'd never have thought it of you.	No one would have thought it of me. I've been getting rusty in Fredersdorf. Well, if bluff is what the world wants I guess I can put up as big a bluff as anyone. From now on...
that.	'Deal with Manchester definitely off! "Preysing, oh -- I'd never have thought it of you.
what's bluff?	That.
bluff -- bluff -- all bluff.	What's bluff?
what's the matter with you?	Bluff -- Bluff -- all bluff.
next week.	You let me talk till I'm hoarse and you had Manchester sewed-up all the time. Why?
i can make no statement about manchester at this time.	Well -- gentlemen.
oh, here you are, justice zinnowitz -- i'm at cross-purposes with these gentlemen -- will you clear up the situation?	But the situation is perfectly clear, If you will allow me --
good morning, gentlemen -- i see the conference is already underway.	Oh, here you are, Justice Zinnowitz -- I'm at cross-purposes with these gentlemen -- will you clear up the situation?
i'll see you in the morning then, at the conference. everything'll be all right, preysing... don't worry. goodnight.	Good night.
i want to dictate my statement for tomorrow. i can't speak without notes. i like to have things down before me in black and white.	I'll see you in the morning then, at the conference. Everything'll be all right, Preysing... Don't worry. Goodnight.
well, don't get excited about it. we agreed that the merger with the saxonia people must go through.	I want to dictate my statement for tomorrow. I can't speak without notes. I like to have things down before me in black and white.
yes -- the merger must go through -- but i am used to making my deals on a solid basis. i am not a liar. i am an honest business man -- a good husband and father -- i have a sense of honor -- i have nothing to conceal. i couldn't live happily otherwise.	Well, don't get excited about it. We agreed that the merger with the Saxonia people must go through.
good heavens no. that'd create the very worst impression. you must be optimistic. you must convince them. you know as well as i do that the merger must go through.	Yes -- the merger must go through -- But I am used to making my deals on a solid basis. I am not a liar. I am an honest business man -- a good husband and father -- I have a sense of honor -- I have nothing to conceal. I couldn't live happily otherwise.
no news from manchester yet -- do you think we ought to postpone the conference?	Good heavens no. That'd create the very worst impression. You must be optimistic. You must convince them. You know as well as I do that the merger must go through.
i know -- i know.	I saw Gerstenkorn at lunch -- and as your lawyer I made it my business to broach the matter ---
everything depends on the manchester merger.	I know -- I know.
no. no word.	Everything depends on the Manchester merger.
no news yet?	No. No word.
waiting -- i'm waiting for news from manchester.	No news yet?
have i kept you waiting?	Waiting -- I'm waiting for news from Manchester.
ach! here you are, doctor zinnowitz.	Have I kept you waiting?
worries about his mother, eh? give him a hug for me.	I will. So long, Bobo.
well, you can tell them i said they're right.  i better get going. roy'll wonder where i am.	Worries about his mother, eh? Give him a hug for me.
yeah? you really think so? a lot of people been telling me the same thing.	Well, you can tell them I said they're right.  I better get going. Roy'll wonder where I am.
you know, i like that suit, bobo. i don't know what there is about it, but it somehow makes you look taller.	Yeah? You really think so? A lot of people been telling me the same thing.
you know it, lilly.	You know, I like that suit, Bobo. I don't know what there is about it, but it somehow makes you look taller.
or else he's working an angle. if he doesn't steal a little, he's steeling big.	You know it, Lilly.
you're a thousand percent right!	Or else he's working an angle. If he doesn't steal a little, he's steeling big.
a person that don't look out for himself is too dumb to look out for anybody else. he's a liability, right, bobo?	You're a thousand percent right!
that's right. take a little, leave a little.	A person that don't look out for himself is too dumb to look out for anybody else. He's a liability, right, Bobo?
oh, well, you know. i just clip a buck here and a buck there. not enough to notice.	That's right. Take a little, leave a little.
not skimming a thing, lilly?	Oh, well, you know. I just clip a buck here and a buck there. Not enough to notice.
he's a good kid. a salesman.	On the square, huh? And how are you making out these days? Stealing much?
see your son, huh? well, that's nice. a side of you i didn't know, lilly.	He's a good kid. A salesman.
gee, i better not, if it's okay. i still gotta drive back up to los ang-gleez.	See your son, huh? Well, that's nice. A side of you I didn't know, Lilly.
you want a drink?	Gee, I better not, if it's okay. I still gotta drive back up to Los Ang-gleez.
oh, thanks, bobo.	You want a drink?
almost forgot. that ten grand of yours. it's in the envelope by the door.	Oh, thanks, Bobo.
permanent damage.	You'll never shit right again.
what's that, lilly?	Permanent damage.
it can louse up your insides. you can get puh, puh, puh...	What's that, Lilly?
and if you do it wrong?	It can louse up your insides. You can get puh, puh, puh...
you hit a person with the oranges in the towel, they get big, awful looking bruises, but they don't really get hurt, not if you do it right. it's for working scams against insurance companies.	And if you do it wrong?
you mean, the insurance frammis?	Tell me about the oranges, Lilly.
you ever hear about the oranges?	You mean, the insurance frammis?
no.	I'll loan you a raincoat.
you got any kind of long coat in the car? anything you can wear home over your clothes?	No.
you're calling the shots.	You got any kind of long coat in the car? Anything you can wear home over your clothes?
it happened once. with me, that's making a habit of it.	You're calling the shots.
it'll never happen again. i swear.	It happened once. With me, that's making a habit of it.
i got a lot of people work for me, lilly. i can't have shit like this.	It'll never happen again. I swear.
i never fucked up before, bobo.	You expect me to buy this?
motherhood.	I never fucked up before, Bobo.
he left home a long time ago. he was in the hospital, up in los ang gleez, real sick.	Motherhood.
what the fuck are you doin with a son?	He left home a long time ago. He was in the hospital, up in Los Ang gleez, real sick.
my son was in the hospital --	What the fuck are you doin with a son?
your what?	My son was in the hospital --
my son --	Your what?
you wanna talk to me straight up?	My son --
bobo, no, i --	You wanna talk to me straight up?
now i'll ask you another. you think i got no contacts out here? that nag paid off at just the opening price. there wasn't hardly a flutter on the tote board from the time the odds were posted. there ain't enough action to tickle the tote, but you claim a ten grand win! you send me ten thousand dollars, like i'm some mark you can blow off!	Bobo, no, I --
i want to keep my teeth.	Now I'll ask you another. You think I got no contacts out here? That nag paid off at just the opening price. There wasn't hardly a flutter on the tote board from the time the odds were posted. There ain't enough action to tickle the tote, but you claim a ten grand win! You send me ten thousand dollars, like I'm some mark you can blow off!
one question. do you want to stick to that story, or do you want to keep your teeth?	I want to keep my teeth.
i was down on that horse, bobo. not as much as i should have been, but there was a lot of action on those--	One question. Do you want to stick to that story, or do you want to keep your teeth?
you're fuckin right you're not. how much did your pals cut you in for on that nag, huh? or did they give you the same kind of screwing you gave me?	I was down on that horse, Bobo. Not as much as I should have been, but there was a lot of action on those--
i'm not getting away with anything, bobo.	You're fuckin right you're not. How much did your pals cut you in for on that nag, huh? Or did they give you the same kind of screwing you gave me?
how'd you figure you were gonna get away with that?	I'm not getting away with anything, Bobo.
well, i guess so. you're the guy i work for.	You work for me, huh? Then I just may flush you down the toilet. Drive me to the Durando.
did i buy you that dress, you piece of shit?	Well, I guess so. You're the guy I work for.
hi, bobo.	Did I buy you that dress, you piece of shit?
and i'll want to leave an early wake-up call.	No problem. My husband gets up the crack of dawn.  It's his kidneys.
fine.	And I'll want to leave an early wake-up call.
right in front of the room.	Fine.
sounds perfect. i can park my car back there?	Right in front of the room.
i'll put you in one thirty-one. very quiet. faces the desert.	Sounds perfect. I can park my car back there?
do you have something around back, facing away from the road?	I'll put you in one thirty-one. Very quiet. Faces the desert.
those trucks. i know exactly what you mean.	Do you have something around back, facing away from the road?
i'm a very light sleeper, traffic noise keeps me wide awake all night.	Those trucks. I know exactly what you mean.
oh, everything's the same size, same price.	I'm a very light sleeper, traffic noise keeps me wide awake all night.
good evening. i'd like a single for tonight.	Oh, everything's the same size, same price.
evening. welcome to phoenix.	Good evening. I'd like a single for tonight.
come on, kid, let's see if there's any food in the house.	Hah.
the kids beat him up, because his home life is, uh, different.	I like you, too.
roy? he's always crying.	The kids beat him up, because his home life is, uh, different.
your kid's in the back here. he's crying.	Roy? He's always crying.
demon! demon! that's why you can walk on it! demon!	Oh, Cole, please. Please come out of it. What would I do without you?
it's just the strain again, the stress. we'll take a vacation.	It's all hollow. Nothing behind it.
can't move.	It's just the strain again, the stress. We'll take a vacation.
cole, it'll be all right. honey?	Can't move.
you ruined me! you destroyed me!	Henry, no!
come take a look. an entire-suite of main-frame computer.	We're not really interested, Henry.
oh, henry, no, that's just boring.	Come take a look. An entire-suite of main-frame computer.
want a look?	Oh, Henry, no, that's just boring.
so here we are!	Mister Hebbing, we are talking about breaking the law here, I want to be sure you understand that. No one gets hurt, but the law does get broken.
well. if mary beth vouches for you, and if she told you the story already...	So here we are!
mary beth! this has never been anything but --	Oh, I know, I know, and you've been wonderful since I was widowed. But Mister Hebbing has--  -- you don't mind my telling him, darling --  -- suffered reverses. If he could...
henry, next time, couldn't mister hebbing --	Mary Beth! This has never been anything but --
well, i'll have to take your word for it, mary beth. here's your money.	Goody!
well, of course not! i know how dangerous this is. but i would trust mister hebbing with anything.  wouldn't i, darling?	Well, I'll have to take your word for it, Mary Beth. Here's your money.
mary beth, i hope you aren't spreading this good news too widely.	Well, of course not! I know how dangerous this is. But I would trust Mister Hebbing with anything.  Wouldn't I, darling?
oh, i told mister hebbing all about it, how brilliant you are at making money for your special clients!	Mary Beth, I hope you aren't spreading this good news too widely.
mary beth, what we have here, uh...	Oh, I told Mister Hebbing all about it, how brilliant you are at making money for your special clients!
i must admit, mister fellowes, i had moments i was worried.	You brought a case? Good.
here you are! two rich people!	I must admit, Mister Fellowes, I had moments I was worried.
seven seconds. i don't see how you do it.	These machines -- They're in here.
we have to be ready. we have to have the money, and we have to know what the information means, and we have to move immediately.	Seven seconds. I don't see how you do it.
not much time.	We have to be ready. We have to have the money, and we have to know what the information means, and we have to move immediately.
every once in a while, a major change comes through. we have seven seconds to take advantage, put our buy order, our sell order, into the computer in new york before the tokyo data comes in.	Not much time.
well, you've got your information ahead of new york, i see that.	Every once in a while, a major change comes through. We have seven seconds to take advantage, put our buy order, our sell order, into the computer in New York before the Tokyo data comes in.
you're right! and this boy tapped into that main link between tokyo and the new york stock exchange. he can give us, when it's really useful, a seven second delay in that movement of information. do you know what that means?	Well, you've got your information ahead of New York, I see that.
one of those computer geniuses, isn't it?	You're right! And this boy tapped into that main link between Tokyo and the New York Stock Exchange. He can give us, when it's really useful, a seven second delay in that movement of information. Do you know what that means?
the tokyo exchange is nine hours ahead of us, new york one hour behind. there isn't one hour of the day when both are open. information moves, but it has to wait. now, we have a young fellow working here -- do you know what a hacker is, mister hebbing?	One of those computer geniuses, isn't it?
loose talk is the one thing i worry about.	I can keep my mouth shut, Mister Fellowes.
i certainly hope not.	Loose talk is the one thing I worry about.
and i don't just mean the sec. we could have the fbi breathing down our necks.	I certainly hope not.
well, that's what the law's for, isn't it?	And I don't just mean the SEC. We could have the FBI breathing down our necks.
yes, yes, but that's --	My son will be all right. If he isn't, I'll have you killed.
you know who i work for.	Yes, yes, but that's --
his blood pressure is under a hundred. i don't think he'll live to get to the hospital.	You know who I work for.
well, make it stop!	His blood pressure is under a hundred. I don't think he'll live to get to the hospital.
mrs. dillon, your son was in some sort of accident. he's had an internal hemorrhage, he's bleeding to death inside.	Well, make it stop!
what? he's going to be all right!	Mrs. Dillon, your son was in some sort of accident. He's had an internal hemorrhage, he's bleeding to death inside.
the ambulance is on the way, for what good it will do.	What? He's going to be all right!
take two, three days. call when you get there.	Maybe I'll swing around Los Ang gleez on the way.
i know.	Take two, three days. Call when you get there.
nine hundred. bobo needs somebody to handle playback this time. come on, lilly, you don't argue with bobo.	I know.
delmar? i never go out to california. that's a thousand miles from here.	Nine hundred. Bobo needs somebody to handle playback this time. Come on, Lilly, you don't argue with Bobo.
bobo wants you to go on to delmar.	Delmar? I never go out to California. That's a thousand miles from here.
well, i'd have to see it, of course.	You are seeing it. You're looking right at it.
i have only one thing now. are you interested?	Well, I'd have to see it, of course.
you'll give us an opportunity to serve you again, i hope. if there's anything you think we might be interested in...	I have only one thing now. Are you interested?
it's not your fault.	You'll give us an opportunity to serve you again, I hope. If there's anything you think we might be interested in...
i hope you're not too badly disappointed with us, mrs. langtry.	It's not your fault.
i'll get you a check.	I hope you're not too badly disappointed with us, Mrs. Langtry.
all right.	I'll get you a check.
why, of course it is. i can offer you -- well, five hundred dollars.	All right.
it was a gift. it isn't worth anything at all?	Why, of course it is. I can offer you -- well, five hundred dollars.
glass will cut glass, mrs. langtry. do you know where it was purchased?	It was a gift. It isn't worth anything at all?
but they must be! they cut glass!	Glass will cut glass, Mrs. Langtry. Do you know where it was purchased?
this is some of the finest filigreed platinum i've ever seen. but the stones, no. they're not diamonds, mrs. langtry.	But they must be! They cut glass!
what is?	This is some of the finest filigreed platinum I've ever seen. But the stones, no. They're not diamonds, Mrs. Langtry.
i can't understand a thing like this. it's something you almost never see.	What is?
but what's wrong?	I can't understand a thing like this. It's something you almost never see.
you are a valued customer, as you know.	But what's wrong?
why? what's wrong?	You are a valued customer, as you know.
mrs. langtry, i'm sorry.	Why? What's wrong?
that's what we'll do, then. but i tell you what, roy. before i hire anybody else, i'll ask you one last time. fair enough?	Fair enough.
oh, i'd like to stay on. just keep everything the way it was.	That's what we'll do, then. But I tell you what, Roy. Before I hire anybody else, I'll ask you one last time. Fair enough?
well, roy, if that's the way you feel, i won't badger you.  don't want to lose you as a salesman, too.	Oh, I'd like to stay on. Just keep everything the way it was.
maybe i'm just not ready for that yet.	Well, Roy, if that's the way you feel, I won't badger you.  Don't want to lose you as a salesman, too.
a well-rounded life. i respect that. but it has to have a center, roy, something you care about, something you can think about.	Maybe I'm just not ready for that yet.
okay, fine. perk, the truth is, i like things the way they are now. pick my own hours, have time for, uh, other activities...	A well-rounded life. I respect that. But it has to have a center, Roy, something you care about, something you can think about.
perk, remember?	Okay, fine. Perk, the truth is, I like things the way they are now. Pick my own hours, have time for, uh, other activities...
the truth is, mr. kaggs --	Perk, remember?
oh, come on, roy.	The truth is, Mr. Kaggs --
i guess i'm just not a leader of men.	Oh, come on, Roy.
you're turning me down? makes no sense, roy.	I guess I'm just not a leader of men.
mr. kaggs, i'm sorry.	You're turning me down? Makes no sense, Roy.
good to have you back, roy. i was just looking at --	Mr. Kaggs, I'm sorry.
and i'm perk. short for percy, i'm afraid.	Perk.
oh, sure. fine.	And I'm Perk. Short for Percy, I'm afraid.
see you in a week, roy. i can call you roy?	Oh, sure. Fine.
well...	See you in a week, Roy. I can call you Roy?
i take care of the being-fair-to-me department. things've gone to hell this long, they can go a little longer.	Well...
but you need a man right now. it wouldn't be fair to you to --	I take care of the being-fair-to-me department. Things've gone to hell this long, they can go a little longer.
i didn't realize. yeah, you do look a little pale. how soon will you be ready? a week?	But you need a man right now. It wouldn't be fair to you to --
i can't take that job! i mean, i mean, i can't take it right away. i'm still recuperating, i just dropped in to say hello, see everybody --	I didn't realize. Yeah, you do look a little pale. How soon will you be ready? A week?
no?	I can't take that job! I mean, I mean, I can't take it right away. I'm still recuperating, I just dropped in to say hello, see everybody --
well, uh... no.	No?
that's just the first year. if you aren't worth a lot more than that the second year, i'll kick you out. what do you say?	Well, uh... No.
what? me?	That's just the first year. If you aren't worth a lot more than that the second year, I'll kick you out. What do you say?
i don't know offhand what your best year's been, we can look it up. the idea is, we'll top it by fifteen percent.	What? Me?
sounds like a good idea.	I don't know offhand what your best year's been, we can look it up. The idea is, we'll top it by fifteen percent.
that's right, you've had to supervise yourself. this place needs a sales manager. somebody who's proved he's a salesman and can handle other salesmen. he'd have a lot of deadwood to clear out, new men to hire. what do you think?	Sounds like a good Idea.
just myself.	That's right, you've had to supervise yourself. This place needs a sales manager. Somebody who's proved he's a salesman and can handle other salesmen. He'd have a lot of deadwood to clear out, new men to hire. What do you think?
makes no difference to me if they're only on commission. if they don't make good money, they're not giving us good representation, and we can't afford to have them around. ever supervise salesmen?	Just myself.
so i heard.	Makes no difference to me if they're only on commission. If they don't make good money, they're not giving us good representation, and we can't afford to have them around. Ever supervise salesmen?
when i said you being the best salesman here didn't say much, i meant for us. i know your record with sarber and webb, and i'd say you're a top-flight man, but you've had no incentive. no one walking on your heels. just a lot of half asses, so the tendency's been not to stretch yourself. i'm bouncing the slobs, incidentally.	So I heard.
you're right. i apologize. but i still want to talk to you.	Lead on.
that was a pretty backhanded compliment. if i let people get away with things like that, i wouldn't be a good salesman.	You're right. I apologize. But I still want to talk to you.
what's up?	That was a pretty backhanded compliment. If I let people get away with things like that, I wouldn't be a good salesman.
i know that. knew it when i saw you out there. the best salesman here, which isn't saying much. want to talk to you, dillon.	What's up?
roy dillon.	I know that. Knew it when I saw you out there. The best salesman here, which isn't saying much. Want to talk to you, Dillon.
kaggs. home office.	Roy Dillon.
whadaya say?	Hello.
is there nothing i can do, roy, nothing at --	NO!
lilly, jesus, what are you doing?	Is there nothing I can do, Roy, nothing at --
there's nothing more to talk about.	I have to have that money, Roy. What do I have to do to get it?
roy... what if i told you i wasn't really your mother? that we weren't related?	What?
just trying to help, lilly.	Roy... What if I told you I wasn't really your mother? That we weren't related?
) that's what it is, isn't it? keep me down. your turn to be in charge, have the power.	Just trying to help, Lilly.
that money wouldn't last forever. and then what? you'd be back in some other part of the rackets. another bobo justus to slap you around and burn holes in your hands. this way, you've got to go the square route. you could send me a card when you're settled, i could maybe help out sometimes...	) That's what it is, isn't it? Keep me down. Your turn to be in charge, have the power.
a future. the only future i've got.	That money wouldn't last forever. And then what? You'd be back in some other part of the rackets. Another Bobo Justus to slap you around and burn holes in your hands. This way, you've got to go the square route. You could send me a card when you're settled, I could maybe help out sometimes...
if i should get out of the racket, that goes double for you. that's why you've got to change your life completely, go to some town, get a square job, live like a john yourself. if you try to do it your way, what future is in it?	A future. The only future I've got.
and that's why you've got to get rid of this money. if you keep it around, it'll just make you think how clever you are. it'll be a temptation to get back into the game.	Oh, that's it! You're stealing my money for my own good! How very motherly of you, Lilly.
well, it doesn't matter, does it? i'm getting out.	And that's why you've got to get rid of this money. If you keep it around, it'll just make you think how clever you are. It'll be a temptation to get back into the game.
sure, sure, that doesn't count. that's different.	Well, it doesn't matter, does it? I'm getting out.
well, uh...	Sure, sure, that doesn't count. That's different.
well, i guess i got it wrong, then. seems to me i heard about a guy just your age that got hit so hard in the guts it almost killed him.	Well, uh...
i don't see why not.	Well, I guess I got it wrong, then. Seems to me I heard about a guy just your age that got hit so hard in the guts it almost killed him.
if you stayed a crook, do you think you'd live to be my ripe age?	I don't see why not.
i don't?	If you stayed a crook, do you think you'd live to be my ripe age?
that's good. you don't really belong on this side of the fence, you know.	I don't?
that's right.	That's good. You don't really belong on this side of the fence, you know.
you're getting off the grift?	That's right.
no.	You're getting off the grift?
i gave you your life twice. i'm asking you to give me mine once. i need the money.	No.
for god's sake, lilly!	I gave you your life twice. I'm asking you to give me mine once. I need the money.
and making you feel bad at the same time, huh? but that's the way i am, you know, the way i've always been. always picking on poor little roy.	For God's sake, Lilly!
what do you want me to do? pin a halo on you? you're doing a pretty good job of that yourself.	And making you feel bad at the same time, huh? But that's the way I am, you know, the way I've always been. Always picking on poor little Roy.
no, i guess not. it was pretty lousy of me, i guess, to be a child at the same time you were. not to stop being a child just because i had a child. i guess i was a real stinker not to be a grown-up when you needed a grown-up.	What do you want me to do? Pin a halo on you? You're doing a pretty good job of that yourself.
never.	No, I guess not. It was pretty lousy of me, I guess, to be a child at the same time you were. Not to stop being a child just because I had a child. I guess I was a real stinker not to be a grown-up when you needed a grown-up.
i wonder did you ever think about it from my side.	Never.
uh-huh.	I wonder did you ever think about it from my side.
a bad mother. by any standards. i've thought about it, you know, from your side, since then. i know just how bad i was.	Uh-huh.
not very good!	A bad mother. By any standards. I've thought about it, you know, from your side, since then. I know just how bad I was.
oh, really? you've got a legitimate complaint, roy, i don't deny that. i wasn't a very good mother when you were a kid.	Not very good!
oh? i didn't know anything was.	Oh, really? You've got a legitimate complaint, Roy, I don't deny that. I wasn't a very good mother when you were a kid.
i know what's bugging you, of course.	Oh? I didn't know anything was.
oh, you'll live, lilly.	I know what's bugging you, of course.
you don't know what i'd do, roy. you have no idea. to live.	Oh, you'll live, Lilly.
yeah, sure, that sounds nice.	I'll get it.
no, but i'm goddamn thirsty. ice water?	Yeah, sure, that sounds nice.
i don't think so. you probably shouldn't either.	No, but I'm goddamn thirsty. Ice water?
you want a drink?	I don't think so. You probably shouldn't either.
no.	You want a drink?
and to survive, my way, i need money. bobo knows about the stash in the car, so i didn't dare touch it, not if lilly dillon's dead. so that leaves this.	No.
i know you do, so that's why --	And to survive, my way, I need money. Bobo knows about the stash in the car, so I didn't dare touch it, not if Lilly Dillon's dead. So that leaves this.
bobo isn't after you! bobo's after me, and he's goddamn good! but so am i. i'm a survivor, roy. i survive.	I know you do, so that's why --
i thought you'd be happy for me. after all, you --	Bobo isn't after you! Bobo's after me, and he's goddamn good! But so am I. I'm a survivor, Roy. I survive.
roy, that's fine, but i don't have time for this. bobo --	I thought you'd be happy for me. After all, you --
i thought it over, and you were right. you wanted me out of the rackets, and now --	Roy, that's fine, but I don't have time for this. Bobo --
what?	I thought it over, and you were right. You wanted me out of the rackets, and now --
not any more. lilly, listen, i'm giving you good advice. i'm following it myself.	What?
roy, i know what to do with myself! it's a big world out there.	Not any more. Lilly, listen, I'm giving you good advice. I'm following it myself.
well, you're gonna start, if you hope to live through this. a square job and a quiet life. you start showing up at the track or the hot spots and bobo's boys will be all over you.	Roy, I know what to do with myself! It's a big world out there.
a job? i've never had a legit job in my life!	Well, you're gonna start, if you hope to live through this. A square job and a quiet life. You start showing up at the track or the hot spots and Bobo's boys will be all over you.
you're smart, lilly, and you're good-looking. you won't have any trouble finding a job.	A job? I've never had a legit job in my life!
at what?	You're smart, Lilly, and you're good-looking. You won't have any trouble finding a job.
far enough. maybe up to san francisco. or st. louis, someplace new. start over.	At what?
her credit cards. how far am i gonna get with that?	Far enough. Maybe up to San Francisco. Or St. Louis, someplace new. Start over.
and myra's stuff?	Her credit cards. How far am I gonna get with that?
just a few bucks.	And Myra's stuff?
you must have some money.	Just a few bucks.
i need this, roy. i can't run without money, and if i can't run i'm dead.	You must have some money.
don't be sorry. you're not taking it.	I need this, Roy. I can't run without money, and if I can't run I'm dead.
i'm sorry. i hated to take your money, but --	Don't be sorry. You're not taking it.
you've already made a start. doesn't look that clean, though.	I'm sorry. I hated to take your money, but --
it is, isn't it? and maybe it's a break for me after all. i've been wanting out of the racket for years, and now i'm out. i can make a clean start, and --	You've already made a start. Doesn't look that clean, though.
this way's perfect.	It is, isn't it? And maybe it's a break for me after all. I've been wanting out of the racket for years, and now I'm out. I can make a clean start, and --
i sat in there with her, i thought, what do i do now? run and i've got bobo and the law after me. stay, and how do i explain?	This way's perfect.
as though you do what i say.	That's pretty funny, all right. What happened in Phoenix?
i wouldn't go in on a deal with her. she blamed you for it.	As though you do what I say.
no, you wouldn't. that's what she was after, though. but why hit on me?	I wouldn't go in on a deal with her. She blamed you for it.
no.	No, you wouldn't. That's what she was after, though. But why hit on me?
she must have been the one that blew me off with bobo. i guess to get me running. did you tell her about my stash?	No.
myra followed you, huh?	She must have been the one that blew me off with Bobo. I guess to get me running. Did you tell her about my stash?
bobo won't be. he'll spend the money to make sure.	Even so. You still got time. Relax a minute, tell me what happened. Sit down.
why should they? the cops are satisfied.	Bobo won't be. He'll spend the money to make sure.
not for long. not when they do a fingerprint check.	Why should they? The cops are satisfied.
you're dead, lilly, it worked.	Not for long. Not when they do a fingerprint check.
i've really got to --	You're dead, Lilly, it worked.
looks very solid, lilly. sit down. take a minute, tell me about it.	I've really got to --
oh, yeah? is the frame holding?	Looks very solid, Lilly. Sit down. Take a minute, tell me about it.
i just came back from phoenix.	Oh, yeah? Is the frame holding?
somewhere else, that's for sure.	I just came back from Phoenix.
going somewhere?	Somewhere else, that's for sure.
well, sure, roy. you want me to drive up --? okay, fine, come on down.  it won't be a home-cooked meal, you know.	Well, that's good news.
well... nice to see you again, lilly.	You, too, Roy.
after the meet. back to baltimore.	Well... nice to see you again, Lilly.
i guess not. you'll be heading east from here, huh?	After the meet. Back to Baltimore.
i thought... i was hoping we could play it straight with one another.	I guess not. You'll be heading east from here, huh?
you ought to put a bandage on that.	No can do. Have to dip in and out of my bag too much. Besides, it'll heal in the air.
no. that was the point.	You ought to put a bandage on that.
expecting visitors?	No. That was the point.
you do?	Expecting visitors?
i pay my debts.	You do?
roy, i don't want money from you.	I pay my debts.
four grand. for the hospital. is that enough?	Roy, I don't want money from you.
what's that?	Four grand. For the hospital. Is that enough?
we won't hit the track. the beach. couple a nice restaurants.	What's that?
if you come out to the track, don't know me.	We won't hit the track. The beach. Couple a nice restaurants.
myra and me come down to lajolla for the weekend.	If you come out to the track, don't know me.
roy! what are you doing in san diego?	Myra and me come down to LaJolla for the weekend.
i just give you your life. what you do with it is up to you.	That's right.
you don't have the stomach for it.	I just give you your life. What you do with it is up to you.
why?	You don't have the stomach for it.
get off the grift, roy.	Why?
i tripped over a chair.	Get off the grift, Roy.
you do if you're where i am. where you want to be. how'd you get that punch in the stomach, roy?	I tripped over a chair.
you don't put up with that! nobody has to put up with that!	You do if you're where I am. Where you want to be. How'd you get that punch in the stomach, Roy?
he let me live. he let me be his friend.	You don't put up with that! Nobody has to put up with that!
lucky? you call that lucky?	He let me live. He let me be his friend.
bluebell came in?	I sent Bobo ten grand of my own money, like it was the winnings from my bets. I hoped that would cover me.  It didn't.
that was my choice, nothing to do with you. i took a chance, and it didn't work out.	Bluebell came in?
the first day of the delmar meet, there was a nag called bluebell. i should have been on it. but that was the day after you came in here, so i stuck around to see how you were gonna be.	That was my choice, nothing to do with you. I took a chance, and it didn't work out.
sure.	The first day of the Delmar meet, there was a nag called Bluebell. I should have been on it. But that was the day after you came in here, so I stuck around to see how you were gonna be.
my boss is a guy named bobo justus, back in baltimore. when a long shot gets too much action, i have to put money on that horse at the track, because it's the only way to get the odds down.	Sure.
up to you.	My boss is a guy named Bobo Justus, back in Baltimore. When a long shot gets too much action, I have to put money on that horse at the track, because it's the only way to get the odds down.
not as tough as you, huh?	No. And you have to be.
that's me. that's who i am. you were never cut out for the rackets, roy, and if you --	How come?
you're one to talk. still running playback money for the mob.	That's me. That's who I am. You were never cut out for the rackets, Roy, and if you --
you do not! roy dillon? cornball clown pictures? commission salesman? it's all a front, isn't it? you're on the grift, i know you are. you're working some angle, and don't tell me you're not because i wrote the book!	You're one to talk. Still running playback money for the mob.
i like those.	You do not! Roy Dillon? Cornball clown pictures? Commission salesman? It's all a front, isn't it? You're on the grift, I know you are. You're working some angle, and don't tell me you're not because I wrote the book!
and that dump you live in! those clown pictures on the walls!	I like those.
it's there. the boss called, you said so yourself.	And that dump you live in! Those clown pictures on the walls!
stop kidding me! four years in a town like los ang-gleez, and a peanut selling job is the best you can do? you expect me to believe that?	It's there. The boss called, you said so yourself.
what are you talking about? so i've got a job. so what?	Stop kidding me! Four years in a town like Los Ang-gleez, and a peanut selling job is the best you can do? You expect me to believe that?
whatever you say. the manager says your boss called.  really pulled the wool over everybody's eyes, huh?	What are you talking about? So I've got a job. So what?
i can take care of my own bills, lilly.	Whatever you say. The manager says your boss called.  Really pulled the wool over everybody's eyes, huh?
just a little accident. i went by your place, picked up your mall. just bills, i'll take care of them.	I can take care of my own bills, Lilly.
what happened to your hand?	Just a little accident. I went by your place, picked up your mall. Just bills, I'll take care of them.
i guess i owe you my life.	You always did.
don't mention it.	I guess I owe you my life.
thanks, uh, lilly.	Don't mention it.
well... you're all right now, i guess. i have to get down to the track.	Thanks, uh, Lilly.
i'm working down in san diego. just for a few weeks.  thought i'd drop in on my long-lost son.	Nice to see you.  What am I doing in here?
sure i am. what made you turn up, after all these years?	I'm working down in San Diego. Just for a few weeks.  Thought I'd drop in on my long-lost son.
they knocked out my tooth!	Only one tooth?
only one arm?	They knocked out my tooth!
they twisted my arm.	Only one arm?
so what's your story today?	They twisted my arm.
this time...	We'll work something out, Joe.
i'll have it tonight. nine o'clock? ten?	This time...
my wife sent me here, myra. for the money. she's waiting.	I'll have it tonight. Nine o'clock? Ten?
joe, could we talk it over? do you want a drink?	My wife sent me here, Myra. For the money. She's waiting.
joe, you know you'll --	Joe, could we talk it over? Do you want a drink?
it isn't the owner, myra, it's my wife. she knows what's going on. this time, i gotta have the money.	Joe, you know you'll --
joe, i thought i was gonna be all right by now, i just need a little more --	It isn't the owner, Myra, it's my wife. She knows what's going on. This time, I gotta have the money.
i don't care about that. this time, i gotta have the rent.	Joe, I thought I was gonna be all right by now, I just need a little more --
you heard the shower, didn't you?	I don't care about that. This time, I gotta have the rent.
where's the five?	In your other hand.
i am in school.	Where's the five?
you're too young. you should be in school.	I am in school.
i can't. i just left home.	You're too young. You should be in school.
scram. go home.	I can't. I just left home.
let me see how you did that one.	Scram. Go home.
you taught me a lot. then i invented.	Let me see how you did that one.
i didn't teach you that.	You taught me a lot. Then I invented.
you watch that mouth.	I'm wise to you, I should have seen it before, you rotten son of a bitch. How is it, huh? How do you like --
don't act so goddamned innocent! you and your own mother, gah! you like to go back where you been, huh?	You watch that mouth.
what's that?	Don't act so goddamned innocent! You and your own mother, gah! You like to go back where you been, huh?
sure it is. that's why you act so funny around each other.	What's that?
) what?	Sure it is. That's why you act so funny around each other.
by god, it's your mother. it's lilly.	) What?
i'm happy the way i am.	By God, it's your mother. It's Lilly.
what is it? what's going on?	I'm happy the way I am.
no; history. sooner or later, the lightning hits. i don't want to be around when it hits you.	What is it? What's going on?
bullshit!	No; history. Sooner or later, the lightning hits. I don't want to be around when it hits you.
mostly, because you scare the shit out of me. i've seen people like you before, baby. double-tough and sharp as they come, and you get what you want or else. but you don't make it work forever.	Bullshit!
for christ's sake, why not?	Mostly, because you scare the shit out of me. I've seen people like you before, baby. Double-tough and sharp as they come, and you get what you want or else. But you don't make it work forever.
what i say is, no. we don't do partners.	For Christ's sake, why not?
what?	What I say is, no. We don't do partners.
that's what i say.	What?
no! because i --	That's what I say.
don't i get any say in this?	No! Because I --
you're too good for the small-time, roy. move up to where there's big dough to be made, and you don't have to stick your neck out every day.	Maybe I like it where I am.
i don't think i need it.	You're too good for the small-time, Roy. Move up to where there's big dough to be made, and you don't have to stick your neck out every day.
but the setup's there. it's there now.	I don't think I need it.
the last i looked, we were just talking things over.	But the setup's there. It's there now.
what?	The last I looked, we were just talking things over.
wait a minute! when did this happen, that we're partners?	What?
i called a fellow i know in tulsa, the one who plays my chauffeur. there's a sucker there he says is made for us. and a boroker that just shut down, we can use their office, not change a thing! now, i can scrape up ten grand without much trouble. that leaves fifteen or twenty for your end. we could start this weekend, get the sucker into position --	Wait a minute! When did this happen, that we're partners?
and hello to you, too.	I called a fellow I know in Tulsa, the one who plays my chauffeur. There's a sucker there he says is made for us. And a boroker that just shut down, we can use their office, not change a thing! Now, I can scrape up ten grand without much trouble. That leaves fifteen or twenty for your end. We could start this weekend, get the sucker into position --
you mean, it would be too tough to give me a turndown here. easier on home grounds.	Yes or no. They're both easier at home. Okay?
come on, myra, don't talk business here. this is time out.	You mean, it would be too tough to give me a turndown here. Easier on home grounds.
but why not? i thought it was settled. what's holding you back?	Come on, Myra, don't talk business here. This is time out.
regret what? i didn't say i was coming aboard.	But why not? I thought it was settled. What's holding you back?
you and me, roy. what a team we'll make. we think alike; we get along together. once or twice a year we take some slob, the rest of the time we live like this. you won't regret this, roy.	Regret what? I didn't say I was coming aboard.
running your broker scam, you mean.	You and me, Roy. What a team we'll make. We think alike; we get along together. Once or twice a year we take some slob, the rest of the time we live like this. You won't regret this, Roy.
i'm well connected, roy, cole introduced me to a lot of people. very valuable. valuable for us.	Running your broker scam, you mean.
you must have some very knowledgeable friends.	I'm well connected, Roy, Cole introduced me to a lot of people. Very valuable. Valuable for us.
i'm not trying to make trouble, roy. it's just, she's always so nasty to me, i thought, who is she to be so high and mighty. i saw her out there, and i called a friend of mine in baltimore, so now i know who she is.	You must have some very knowledgeable friends.
she didn't see you, in other words.	I'm not trying to make trouble, Roy. It's just, she's always so nasty to me, I thought, who is she to be so high and mighty. I saw her out there, and I called a friend of mine in Baltimore, so now I know who she is.
i saw her.	She didn't see you, in other words.
) the track? did you run into lilly?	I saw her.
i went out to delmar.	) The track? Did you run into Lilly?
you were gone for a while.	I went out to Delmar.
) if you could have seen your face when i told you good night! you looked so, so... ah!	Oh, come here.
you -- i don't know.	) If you could have seen your face when I told you good night! You looked so, so... Ah!
what?  what for?	Open it and find out.
open your door.	What?  What for?
yeah?	Open your door.
you don't mind, really, do you, roy? it's been such a wonderful evening, i guess i just wore myself out.	Sure. I'm pretty tired myself.
things a man isn't supposed to know.	You don't mind, really, do you, Roy? It's been such a wonderful evening, I guess I just wore myself out.
separate bathrooms, darling. i will not lay out all my cosmetics for you to knock over.	Things a man isn't supposed to know.
i still don't see why we have to have separate rooms. you expect your father to come through?	Separate bathrooms, darling. I will not lay out all my cosmetics for you to knock over.
think about it. okay?	Sure.
not to take soldiers for a hundred bucks. but how about taking a bank president for a hundred grand?	Think about it. Okay?
i don't know, myra, i never had partners. i never needed them.	Not to take soldiers for a hundred bucks. But how about taking a bank president for a hundred grand?
i need a partner, roy. i need an inside man, and you're it. you could be as wonderful as cole.	I don't know, Myra, I never had partners. I never needed them.
take a hike, you mean?	I need a partner, Roy. I need an inside man, and you're it. You could be as wonderful as Cole.
join up with you! i watched you, roy, i've been watching you, wondering if i should talk about this at all, or maybe just...	Take a hike, you mean?
i just bet you are, too. and now you're trying to rope me.	Join up with you! I watched you, Roy, I've been watching you, wondering if I should talk about this at all, or maybe just...
atascadero.	That's where they keep the criminally insane, isn't it?
upstate where?	Atascadero.
upstate.	Upstate where?
where?	Upstate.
he retired.	Where?
what happened to cole?	He retired.
oh, roy, it was great! we were rolling in dough, lived wherever we wanted, only pulled two or three scams a year.	What happened to Cole?
no no! he never calls the cops, not after we give him the blow-off.	Yeah? How?
and a month later, the sucker calls the cops and you're on the run.	No no! He never calls the cops, not after we give him the blow-off.
no, no, roy, just cash poor. they had savings accounts, stocks to sell, houses to mortgage. sell their wife's jewelry. oh, they had a lot of money, when they put their minds to it. or when i put their minds to it. i stayed with them, that's the roper's job, made them get up every penny they could raise, turn it all over to cole.	And a month later, the sucker calls the cops and you're on the run.
i thought these people were broke.	No, no, Roy, just cash poor. They had savings accounts, stocks to sell, houses to mortgage. Sell their wife's jewelry. Oh, they had a lot of money, when they put their minds to it. Or when I put their minds to it. I stayed with them, that's the roper's job, made them get up every penny they could raise, turn it all over to Cole.
he'd explain he had to have cash, so there wouldn't be any paper trail for the sec. and a lot of cash, or it wasn't worth while. the least we ever took was forty thousand, and the most was one hundred eighty-five thousand dollars! from one sucker!	I thought these people were broke.
and when he got serious?	He'd explain he had to have cash, so there wouldn't be any paper trail for the SEC. And a lot of cash, or it wasn't worth while. The least we ever took was forty thousand, and the most was one hundred eighty-five thousand dollars! From one sucker!
he didn't think they were risks. he was so good, roy, he could just play with the mark.	And when he got serious?
is that right?	It is, Roy! And now, right now, it's the perfect time, the best time since I've been in the game.
it was beautiful. and getting better all the time.	Is that right?
i've heard the name.	It was beautiful. And getting better all the time.
i was teamed ten years with the best in the business. cole langley.	I've heard the name.
nobody does that single-o.	I was teamed ten years with the best in the business. Cole Langley.
the long end. big con.	Nobody does that single-o.
you talk the lingo. what's your pitch?	The long end. Big con.
roy, you're a short-con operator. and a good one, i think. don't talk to me like i'm another square.	You talk the lingo. What's your pitch?
myra, i'm not following this.	Roy, you're a short-con operator. And a good one, I think. Don't talk to me like I'm another square.
you're on the grift. same as me.	Myra, I'm not following this.
i'm a salesman.	You're on the grift. Same as me.
the tap. what you do for a living.	I'm a salesman.
oh, come on, roy.	The tap. What you do for a living.
working the what?	Oh, come on, Roy.
i watched you. working the tap on those soldier boys.	Working the what?
what?	I watched you. Working the tap on those soldier boys.
you already went back to work.	What?
great to get away, take it easy. next week, i'll get back to work.	You already went back to work.
i'll sign that affidavit.	Great to get away, take it easy. Next week, I'll get back to work.
you were right, i had to get out of that hospital. nothing wrong with me any more.	I'll sign that affidavit.
no.	See you soon.
big spender.	You ain't seen nothin.
we'll rent a car.	Big spender.
what if we want to drive somewhere while we're there?	We'll rent a car.
because it's comfortable.	What if we want to drive somewhere while we're there?
i don't see why we have to take the train.	Because it's comfortable.
every day in every way.	I'll see you when you get home.
get well soon.	Every day in every way.
oh, don't be stupid.	You're a mama's boy, if you want the truth.
and you never defend me. you're afraid of her.	Oh, don't be stupid.
that's just lilly's way.	And you never defend me. You're afraid of her.
i don't like to come here, roy. every time i do, your mother comes in and makes remarks.	That's just Lilly's way.
i'll pay lilly back, don't you worry about that.	I don't like to come here, Roy. Every time I do, your mother comes in and makes remarks.
who else is paying for all this? you badmouth the woman all the time, but you sure do take the payoffs she gives you.	I'll pay Lilly back, don't you worry about that.
mama!	Who else is paying for all this? You badmouth the woman all the time, but you sure do take the payoffs she gives you.
you're just comfortable, that's all. you don't even ask to go home. you just lie around, let your mama take care of you.	Mama!
i just do what the doctor says, babe.	You're just comfortable, that's all. You don't even ask to go home. You just lie around, let your mama take care of you.
i don't see why you're still here. you look healthy to me.	I just do what the doctor says, babe.
i want to know everything about you.	You do. And once I'm out of here, I'll remind you of the best parts.
her job.	I want to know everything about you.
well, no, roy. your mother found you.	Oh, yeah?  Thanks.  How long do they say I'm in here?
you called the doctor, huh?	Well, no, Roy. Your mother found you.
you were bleeding inside, honey. remember that bruise you had?	You called the doctor, huh?
ow! hey, what are you trying to do, throw me off my game?	No, baby. Come to Mama.
what are you talking abut, myra? marriage?	I didn't say that. You aren't marriage material.
no more than this?	What are you talking abut, Myra? Marriage?
all? it ain't bad.	No more than this?
roy? it this all we have?	All? It ain't bad.
oh, i am, baby, believe me.	Roy? It this all we have?
look at me.	Oh, I am, baby, believe me.
mm?	Look at me.
roy?	Mm?
are you sure?	Let's find out.
that isn't granite. if that fell on me, it wouldn't hurt at all.	Are you sure?
taking you for granite?	That isn't granite. If that fell on me, it wouldn't hurt at all.
you aren't taking me for granted, are you?	Taking you for granite?
always, for you, baby.	You aren't taking me for granted, are you?
well, well. in a real hurry, are we?	Always, for you, baby.
that's that, then.	Oh, yeah. That's that.
no, its -- why did she--?	That's that, then.
no question, huh?	No, its -- Why did she--?
oh, jesus.	No question, huh?
not many laughs in this room, eh?	Not many.
well, let's get the shock over with.	Not many laughs in this room, eh?
someone who knows her well could still identify her, that's not the problem. it's just there's, uh, it's likely to be a shock.	Well, let's get the shock over with.
ate the gun. oh.	Someone who knows her well could still identify her, that's not the problem. It's just there's, uh, it's likely to be a shock.
i'm sorry, that's an unfortunate phrase, it slipped out, i'm, to tell you the truth, mr. dillon, this isn't an everyday occurrence around here.	Ate the gun. Oh.
what?	I'm sorry, that's an unfortunate phrase, it slipped out, I'm, to tell you the truth, Mr. Dillon, this isn't an everyday occurrence around here.
well, uh, you know, she ate the gun.	What?
yes, i know, i know.	Well, uh, you know, she ate the gun.
one thing i have to caution you about. a gunshot wound...	Yes, I know, I know.
sure. let's get it over.	One thing I have to caution you about. A gunshot wound...
you up to it now?	Sure. Let's get it over.
not that it matters.  this is the morgue?	You up to it now?
a hit, you mean. honestly, it doesn't have that feel to it, but i'll certainly consider the possibility. thank you for telling me.	Not that it matters.  This is the morgue?
my mother... well, i guess it doesn't matter now. she worked for gamblers. she always knew they might turn on her some day.	A hit, you mean. Honestly, it doesn't have that feel to it, but I'll certainly consider the possibility. Thank you for telling me.
do you have any particular reason to say that?	My mother... Well, I guess it doesn't matter now. She worked for gamblers. She always knew they might turn on her some day.
it may be lilly, but it isn't suicide.	Do you have any particular reason to say that?
i grant you, it's a little odd, shoot yourself with a gun with a silencer on it, but it was hers, all right. it really is your mother, mister dillon.	It may be Lilly, but it isn't suicide.
gun?	I grant you, it's a little odd, shoot yourself with a gun with a silencer on it, but it was hers, all right. It really is your mother, Mister Dillon.
i'm sorry, it was her all right. her gun, even.	Gun?
no. i mean, i don't believe it. lilly is not a suicide. i know my mother, nothing would make her check out.	I'm sorry, it was her all right. Her gun, even.
that's natural.	No. I mean, I don't believe it. Lilly is not a suicide. I know my mother, nothing would make her check out.
well, mostly, i don't believe it.	That's natural.
i realize this is a shock.	Well, mostly, I don't believe it.
thank you.	I realize this is a shock.
lieutenant pierson, phoenix police. i have a car here.	Thank you.
yes?	Lieutenant Pierson, Phoenix police. I have a car here.
roy dillon?	Yes?
well, i'm back now. i just wanted you to know. gotta rush.	Happy to see you looking so good.
we never know when and we never know why. we never know how. the only blessed thing we know is, it'll be at the most inconvenient and unexpected time. just when you've got tickets to the world series. and that's the way the permanent waves.	Well, I'm back now. I just wanted you to know. Gotta rush.
that's true, mr. simms.	We never know when and we never know why. We never know how. The only blessed thing we know is, it'll be at the most inconvenient and unexpected time. Just when you've got tickets to the World Series. And that's the way the permanent waves.
sickness comes to us all, mister dillon.	That's true, Mr. Simms.
well, thank you. and thank them.	Sickness comes to us all, Mister Dillon.
why yes, mr. dillon. here's a potential new neighbor, looking at--	Uh-huh. Mrs. Langtry may drop by.
mr. simms.	Why yes, Mr. Dillon. Here's a potential new neighbor, looking at--
detective carter from the haddonfield p.d.	Toni Blake from Langley P.D.
we're sorry to startle you, miss tate.	The door was open, so we let ourselves in.
carter.	It's Blake.  How do you feel about Wisconsin?
yes.	Sweet dreams, Blake.
what do you want me to do, put out an a.p.b. on a man in overalls wearing a white mask dragging a headstone?	Yes.
come on, carter.  you know it's michael.	What do you want me to do, put out an A.P.B. on a man in overalls wearing a white mask dragging a headstone?
care to join me?	Come on, Carter.  You know it's Michael.
that's it?	Care to join me?
i can be real stiff.	Charming.
only the real stiffs.	I can be real stiff.
you take all your dates here. blake?	Only the real stiffs.
the cemetery...	Yeah, alright... I'll be there in ten.
where?	The cemetery...
it's blake.  meet me at grand view.	Where?
carter.	It's Blake.  Meet me at Grand View.
impressive, blake.  where'd you learn how to do that?	Girl scouts.
explaining the low height of the blood splatter on the curtains...	Impressive, Blake.  Where'd you learn how to do that?
as which point she drops to her knees in pain...	Explaining the low height of the blood splatter on the curtains...
broken blood vessels on her right forearm.	As which point she drops to her knees in pain...
the killer knocks the knife out of her hand with the wrought-iron poker.	Broken blood vessels on her right forearm.
no blood on the knife.	The killer knocks the knife out of her hand with the wrought-iron poker.
unable to escape, she turns and attacks the killer, but doesn't connect.	No blood on the knife.
where, judging by the looks of the finger and palm prints, she struggles to open the window before banging on it like hell.	Unable to escape, she turns and attacks the killer, but doesn't connect.
one set of muddy shoe prints.	That don't match either of the victim's.
right.  so why don't we get on with this investigation?	I like a woman who takes control.
well, when you put it that way.	Right.  So why don't we get on with this investigation?
pamela whittington was a long time associate of dr. loomis.  her home office was ransacked.  it was chock full of loomis' files on meyers.  it'd say that makes meyers a suspect, wouldn't you?	Well, when you put it that way.
with all due respect, detective, you can't go blaming every brutal murder in illinois on michael meyers.	Pamela Whittington was a long time associate of Dr. Loomis.  Her home office was ransacked.  It was chock full of Loomis' files on Meyers.  It'd say that makes Meyers a suspect, wouldn't you?
they said on the phone you were assigned to the meyers case.	With all due respect, detective, you can't go blaming every brutal murder in Illinois on Michael Meyers.
why am i here?	They said on the phone you were assigned to the Meyers case.
it's for your cigarette.  i prefer not to contaminate my crime scene with micropollutants.	Why am I here?
no thanks, i'm not thirsty.	It's for your cigarette.  I prefer not to contaminate my crime scene with micropollutants.
funny, we just drove right in.	Well, I can assure you, it won't happen again.  Thanks for your concern.  Goodbye.
i never stop thinking about it, detective.  the only way in or out of this school is through that gate, and it is secured at all times.	Funny, we just drove right in.
might want to stop and think about the safety of your students, miss tate.	I never stop thinking about it, Detective.  The only way in or out of this school is through that gate, and it is secured at all times.
... i think it would be best if you both left.	Might want to stop and think about the safety of your students, Miss Tate.
carter.	... I think it would be best if you both left.
detective...	Carter.
okay, then how 'bout we ask you a few questions?	Detective...
i'd prefer you didn't.  i'm very busy.	Okay, then how 'bout we ask you a few questions?
mind if we sit down?	I'd prefer you didn't.  I'm very busy.
i'll be damned.	Do I know you?
think eddie had something to do with it?	Doesn't look good.
well, eddie catero didn't show up for work this morning... parents say he never came home last night. car's still missing.	Think Eddie had something to do with it?
do you know who did this?	Well, Eddie Catero didn't show up for work this morning... parents say he never came home last night. Car's still missing.
pretty messy.  parents have already been notified.  our office has been trying to get a hold of you...	Do you know who did this?
my god...	Pretty messy.  Parents have already been notified.  Our office has been trying to get a hold of you...
it's amy kramer.	My god...
a dead body?	It's Amy Kramer.
better take 'em to virgil's downtown.  we got a dead body in there.	A dead body?
bruce... what's going on?  the kids are here to pick out their costumes for the festival.	Better take 'em to Virgil's downtown.  We got a dead body in there.
another historical inaccuracy.	Would somebody shut this guy up?
who are you, the serial killer police?  what difference does it make?	It's not historically accurate, that's all.
michael meyers never used a meat cleaver.  it was a butcher knife.	Who are you, the serial killer police?  What difference does it make?
what the fuck are you talking about?	Michael Meyers never used a meat cleaver.  It was a butcher knife.
besides, it's historically inaccurate.	What the fuck are you talking about?
my office?	Yeah.  Oh, and they messed up your kitchen pretty good, too... Goodnight.
don't think so.  but they sure did a real number on your office. crap everywhere.	My office?
nothing's missing?	Don't think so.  But they sure did a real number on your office. Crap everywhere.
totally.  i checked all the rooms and closets...	Nothing's missing?
you sure?	Totally.  I checked all the rooms and closets...
nothing to fear.  the coast is clear.	You sure?
no.  wait for the police.	And miss the big game?  No way.
checking out your place.	No.  Wait for the police.
jimmy, what are you doing?	Checking out your place.
no shit?!	No shit.
i think someone broke into my house.	No shit?!
oh.  sorry.  i'm on my way to the ring and --	I think someone broke into my house.
my blood pleasure.  you scared the hell out of me.	Oh.  Sorry.  I'm on my way to the ring and --
hey, mis whittington, what's up?	My blood pleasure.  You scared the hell out of me.
keri.... laurie... how about if i just call you mom?	That would work.
call me laurie, will ya?	Keri.... Laurie... how about if I just call you Mom?
yeah, me too, keri.	Call me Laurie, will ya?
oh, god... no... not molly.	Please, get on the bus...
john...	Oh, God... no... not Molly.
what?  where is she?	John...
john, you can't help her now.	What?  Where is she?
i'm not leaving without her.	John, you can't help her now.
just get on the bus.	I'm not leaving without her.
where's molly?  she's not in her room...	Just get on the bus.
get on the bus.	Where's Molly?  She's not in her room...
he found you, didn't he?	Get on the bus.
where are you going?	I don't know.
i was trying to protect you from this...	Where are you going?
why didn't you tell me?	I was trying to protect you from this...
no.	Why didn't you tell me?
any other psychotic relatives i should know about?  jason?  freddy krueger?	No.
yes.	Any other psychotic relatives I should know about?  Jason?  Freddy Krueger?
wait a minute... slow down... you're telling me michael meyers is my uncle?	Yes.
now you're joking, right?	Afraid not.  You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your family.
you some kind of fugitive or something?	I was trying to get away from someone.
i'm sorry, alright?  it was just a stupid joke.	Will, sit down...
oh, so now it's my fault?	Just forget it...
well, maybe if you'd let me live in the dorms, i wouldn't have to sneak out to spend time with my friends.	Oh, so now it's my fault?
it's an option.	Well, maybe if you'd let me live in the dorms, I wouldn't have to sneak out to spend time with my friends.
or what?  you're gonna shoot me?	It's an option.
wrong.  there are rules in this house and you're going to follow them whether you like it or not.	Or what?  You're gonna shoot me?
i just went for a walk.  it's no big deal.	Wrong.  There are rules in this house and you're going to follow them whether you like it or not.
you're kidding with that answer, right?	I just went for a walk.  It's no big deal.
nothing.	You're kidding with that answer, right?
shit, john!  what the hell were you doing out there?!	Nothing.
you're twisted.	I know.
i thought you'd never ask.	You're twisted.
to the bathroom.  can i do that alone or do you want to watch?	I thought you'd never ask.
where are you going?	To the bathroom.  Can I do that alone or do you want to watch?
i took the padlock off your door. what more do you want?	My life is a living hell.
alright, i was wrong.  there is a big difference between rooming with your buddies and living with your mother and school headmaster.	I took the padlock off your door. What more do you want?
my point exactly.  see, we both agree.	Alright, I was wrong.  There is a big difference between rooming with your buddies and living with your mother and school headmaster.
the dorms are only fifty feet away.  you could practically see into my window.  so, what difference does it make?	My point exactly.  See, we both agree.
forget it.	The dorms are only fifty feet away.  You could practically see into my window.  So, what difference does it make?
i promise not to run off to cancun.	Forget it.
you're father thinks it's okay to run off to cancun with a blonde bimbo in a halter top.  somehow his opinion doesn't count.	I promise not to run off to Cancun.
well, dad thinks it's okay.	You're father thinks it's okay to run off to Cancun with a blonde bimbo in a halter top.  Somehow his opinion doesn't count.
no.	Well, Dad thinks it's okay.
okay, you win.  i'll call you mom. now can i move into the dorms?	No.
and i should have a son who calls me "mom".  looks like we're both shit out of luck.	Okay, you win.  I'll call you Mom. Now can I move into the dorms?
i'm sixteen, keri.  i should be able to live wherever i want.	And I should have a son who calls me "Mom".  Looks like we're both shit out of luck.
betcha' didn't predict that.	I'm sixteen, Keri.  I should be able to live wherever I want.
what the --	Betcha' didn't predict that.
you're so predictable.	What the --
nothing's changed since yesterday, or last week, or last month... the answer's still "no."	You're so predictable.
better?	Yeah.
here, take my jacket.	Better?
i'm okay.	Here, take my jacket.
you look kind of cold.	I'm okay.
i guess.  it's just hard to believe.	You look kind of cold.
you saw that michael meyers display.  you've got to be pretty twisted to come up with something like that.	I guess.  It's just hard to believe.
you really think eddie killed her?	You saw that Michael Meyers display.  You've got to be pretty twisted to come up with something like that.
alright.  i'll come out.  just be quiet.	You really think Eddie killed her?
well, i'm not going until i talk to you.	Alright.  I'll come out.  Just be quiet.
then i'll get caught.	Well, I'm not going until I talk to you.
then you come out here.	Then I'll get caught.
are you crazy?  you'll get caught.	Then you come out here.
can i come in?	Are you crazy?  You'll get caught.
i can see that.  why?	Can I come in?
i came to see you.	I can see that.  Why?
what are you doing here?!	I came to see you.
nah, i didn't tell her where i went.	Is that all you guys can think about?  Amy never came back last night.  Maybe she's in trouble.
why not?	I can't afford to get caught.
not me.	Why not?
you stole it?	I borrowed it.
swiped it from my mom's desk yesterday.	You stole it?
where'd you get it?	Swiped it from my mom's desk yesterday.
shelve the barf bag.  it's the key to the main gate.	Where'd you get it?
who?!	Michael Meyers!
linda!  he killed linda!	Who?!
okay, tell you what... you can still be the school r.a., but no dance tomorrow night.	Okay... thank you.
i know.  i'm really, really sorry, miss tate.  please let me keep the job... it's the only way i can afford to stay here.	Okay, tell you what... you can still be the school R.A., but no dance tomorrow night.
molly, of all the people... if i can't trust my resident assistant, then what?	I know.  I'm really, really sorry, Miss Tate.  Please let me keep the job... it's the only way I can afford to stay here.
we've got to get these kids out of here...	I'll make sure there's no kids left in the dorms...
keri, you all right?	We've got to get these kids out of here...
i'm gonna head back to the office... finish up some things.	Can't it wait till Monday?  I thought maybe we could dance...  I'm very light of my feet.
oh, right.  sorry.	I'm gonna head back to the office... finish up some things.
not a real fan of halloween humor, will.	Oh, right.  Sorry.
yeah.	Do we have to invite him to the wedding?
so you're really michael meyers' sister?	Yeah.
never.	So you're really Michael Meyers' sister?
are you going to leave, too?	Never.
you just dropped a shitload on him... give him some time to digest it.	Are you going to leave, too?
i can't believe this is happening.	Shit happens.
no, will, this isn't the alcohol talking.  it's the truth.	I can't believe this is happening.
the serial killer?	He's my brother.
michael meyers.	The serial killer?
who?	Michael Meyers.
my name hasn't always been keri tate.  it was once laurie strode.	You're right.  It does sound strange.
what?	My name hasn't always been Keri Tate.  It was once Laurie Strode.
there's something i have to tell you both.  it's going to sound strange...	What?
what are you looking at?	I'm fine.  I just need to lie down...
what?	What are you looking at?
hey, you alright?	What?
a box of fortune cookies... i'm running out of advice.	Bye Will.
i'm going into town... run a few errands before dark.  need anything?	A box of fortune cookies... I'm running out of advice.
oh, please... you get that out of a fortune cookie?	Doesn't make it bad advice.
the tighter you squeeze, the harder he'll try to break free.	Oh, please... you get that out of a fortune cookie?
it's not going to happen.	The tighter you squeeze, the harder he'll try to break free.
this kid just wants his freedom.	It's not going to happen.
he's been living out of moving boxes for three months.	This kid just wants his freedom.
still wants to move out?	He's been living out of moving boxes for three months.
it's always john.	Still wants to move out?
it's john, isn't it?	It's always John.
you okay?  you seem a little off.	Nothing a good stiff drink can't fix.
looks great.  it does.	You okay?  You seem a little off.
aren't they doing a terrific job this year?	Looks great.  It does.
can't you hold it?	Can't you?
i have to pee.	Can't you hold it?
what is it?	I have to pee.
wait.	What is it?
look, they're staring right at us.	You think your mom knows we snuck out last night?
have enough fun for the both of us.	Oh, don't be such a victim.
let the party begin.	Have enough fun for the both of us.
very insightful.	Let the party begin.
but the dance is in the gymnasium.	Very insightful.
condom boy is waiting for me in the cafeteria.	But the dance is in the gymnasium.
where's shane?	Condom Boy is waiting for me in the cafeteria.
thanks!	Where's Shane?
linda, you are without a doubt the scariest person on campus.	Thanks!
nope.  hey, you think i'll win scariest costume?	Linda, you are without a doubt the scariest person on campus.
wasn't scaring the hell out of me once today enough?!	Nope.  Hey, you think I'll win scariest costume?
you're so easy...	Wasn't scaring the hell out of me once today enough?!
shit, linda!	You're so easy...
blaaaaaggghhhhh!	Shit, Linda!
you think they'll let him in dressed like that?	Oh, they're so stupid... I'll just tell them he's going as a sausage casing.
i'll pop a benadryl.	You think they'll let him in dressed like that?
i thought you were allergic to latex.	I'll pop a Benadryl.
shane's going as a condom.	I thought you were allergic to latex.
ooooh, busted.	Big time.  And news travels fast. Wouldn't be surprised if the whole school knows about this one by tonight.
better her than me.	You're unbelievable.
what's this?	You say, "The key to my heart," and I'm gonna hurl.
fuckin' a.	He gave me a fuckin' A?  Wow.
i did alright.	Fuckin' A.
you aced it, didn't you?	I did alright.
is tim there?	He's in the bathroom.
we were worried about you guys so we left early to see if you were --	Is Tim there?
what are you doing there?  where's my mother?	We were worried about you guys so we left early to see if you were --
kara? ... no, this is beth.	What are you doing there?  Where's my mother?
mom -- who is this?	Kara? ... No, this is Beth.
no!  i keep seeing him staring out his window. watching me.	You mean Tommy.  Yeah, on the weirdness scale he's about an eleven.  Supposedly some scary shit happened to him when he was a kid.  Messed up his head.  He's harmless, though.  Probably just lonely.
why?  you interested?	No!  I keep seeing him staring out his window. Watching me.
beth, who's that guy that lives across the hall from you?	Why?  You interested?
another episode of 'daddy knows best' at the strode house.	Pig.  What the hell happened this time?
he do that to you?	Another episode of 'Daddy Knows Best' at the Strode house.
answer what?	What if it's Kara?
aren't you gonna answer that?	Answer what?
then they can watch.	Aren't you gonna answer that?
what if your parents come home?	Then they can watch.
guess so ...	What if your parents come home?
guess they -- went to the fair after all.	Guess so ...
but they're gonna light the tree in a few minutes --	We can light our own tree at home.
kara and danny never showed up tonight. we'd better go home and check on them. there's nothing else for us to do here.	But they're gonna light the tree in a few minutes --
isn't he that psycho who's been spying on my sister?	Kara and Danny never showed up tonight. We'd better go home and check on them. There's nothing else for us to do here.
jesus, that's my neighbor.  tommy.	Isn't he that psycho who's been spying on my sister?
seven-thirty is the costume pageant ... carving jack-o'-lanterns at eight ... photos for the school paper at nine ... then harry lights the tree at nine- thirty ... i just know i'm forgetting something!	Relax.  Everything's cool.  Didn't I tell you Harry would be here?
happy fuckin' halloween.	Someone's trying to scare us out of having this fair ... and it's not gonna work.
whatever happened to women in back?	Reality check, dillweed.  This is 1995.
hold on, hot lips.  we got work to do.	Shit, Beth, why do we have to be the ones to organnize this friggin' fair? It's only Halloween.
mommy!!!	Danny!!!
promise?	I promise.
no one's coming to get you.  not while i'm around.	Promise?
i can't.  the voice man is coming to get me.	No one's coming to get you.  Not while I'm around.
there's nothing to be scared of, baby. it's just another storm.  try to get some sleep.	I can't.  The voice man is coming to get me.
mommy, i'm scared.	There's nothing to be scared of, baby. It's just another storm.  Try to get some sleep.
come on, mom.  we're gonna miss all the fun stuff!	Danny, you're just going to have to wait!
mom, i want to go to the fair ...	You can't expect us to stay here --
no, mom -- keep it on!	Okay ... But just for tonight.
he says things.  bad things.	Like what?
you've been watching too much tv.	He says things.  Bad things.
but i've seen him!	You've been watching too much TV.
they did, did they?  since when did we start listening to the kids at school?	But I've seen him!
the kids at school said this is a haunted house -- that a bad man used to live here.	They did, did they?  Since when did we start listening to the kids at school?
home is here in grandma and grandpa's new house.  at least while i'm in college. remember our deal.	The kids at school said this is a haunted house -- that a bad man used to live here.
shh.  mommy's here.  what is it?	The voice man!  He's here!
debra, you're fuckin' insane.	You knew, didn't you, John?  You knew.
i'm getting the children out of here. at least until we know what we're dealing with.  john, i want you to come with us.	Debra, you're fuckin' insane.
what in god's name are you talking about, woman?  when are you gonna stop listening to those damned talk shows?	I'm getting the children out of here. At least until we know what we're dealing with.  John, I want you to come with us.
john, they sound jamie lloyd this morning! someone tried to kill her!	What in God's name are you talking about, woman?  When are you gonna stop listening to those damned talk shows?
what the fuck are you doing letting strangers in without --	John, they sound Jamie Lloyd this morning! Someone tried to kill her!
he told me about the terrible things that happened here.  in our house.	What the fuck are you doing letting strangers in without --
a man came by the house.  a psychiatrist by the name of loomis.	He told me about the terrible things that happened here.  In our house.
what is it this time?	A man came by the house.  A psychiatrist by the name of Loomis.
see what i'm talkin' about?	You'll never pass that exam on an empty stomach, Kara.
kids are what's ruining this country. everywhere you go, it's the same.  no goddamn respect.	See what I'm talkin' about?
relax, john.  they were just kids.	Kids are what's ruining this country. Everywhere you go, it's the same.  No goddamn respect.
shitheads ... defacing my property.  i showed them ...	Relax, John.  They were just kids.
god ... this can't be true.	Mrs. Strode, Michael Myers is here to kill his family.  And he won't stop until you are all destroyed.  I only thank God that I found you before he did.
lock the doors and call your husband. get your family as far away from haddonfield as possible.	God ... this can't be true.
what should i do?	Lock the doors and call your husband. Get your family as far away from Haddonfield as possible.
jamie?  but i thought she was --	Found this morning.  In a field outside Haddonfield.  Stabbed.
this house is sacred to him.  it's the source of his memories -- his rage.  mrs. strode, i beg you.  don't let your family suffer the same fast as laurie and her daughter.	Jamie?  But I thought she was --
what makes you think he'll come here again?	This house is sacred to him.  It's the source of his memories -- his rage.  Mrs. Strode, I beg you.  Don't let your family suffer the same fast as Laurie and her daughter.
he crept up these stairs and made his way into this room.  his sister's room. right here. where it all began.	What makes you think he'll come here again?
who are you?	I've come to help your family.
i've been knocking.  the door was open. is everything all right in here?	Who are you?
come on, sweetheart -- what is this? who's coming?	It's ... Michael ... Michael Myers!
no, please listen!  they're coming ... coming for me and my baby.	Come on, sweetheart -- what is this? Who's coming?
so they're trying to kill you and your baby. don't tell me.  your name also happens to be rosemary.	No, please listen!  They're coming ... coming for me and my baby.
come on, sweetheart -- what is this? who's coming?	It's ... Michael ...  ... Michael Myers!
no -- please listen!  they're coming ... coming for me and my baby.	Come on, sweetheart -- what is this? Who's coming?
so they're trying to kill you and your baby. don't tell me.  your name also happens to be rosemary.	No -- please listen!  They're coming ... coming for me and my baby.
come on!	It's not working!
wait a minute ...	Come on!
what now?!	Wait a minute ...
danny!  danny, where are you?!	Kara, no!
where's the baby?!	He's gone.
danny?!  danny!	Mrs. Blankenship, have you seen the little boy who came in with me and --
where are you going?	To find the rest of your family before Michael Myers does -- or whoever's been controlling him.
'when applied directly to another person, thorn could be used to call upon them confusion and destruction -- to literally visit them with the devil.'	Where are you going?
halloween.	'When applied directly to another person, Thorn could be used to call upon them confusion and destruction -- to literally visit them with the Devil.'
black magic ...  'in ancient times, thorn was believed to cause sickness, famine and death. translated literally, it was the name of a demon spirit that delivered human sacrifices ... on the celtic celebration of samhain.'	Halloween.
runes were a kind of early alphabet that originated in northern europe thousands of years ago.  they were symbols -- carved out of stone or pieces of wood.  of all the runes, thorn had the most negative influence. cults used them in blood rituals to portend future events and invoke magic.	Black magic ...  'In ancient times, Thorn was believed to cause sickness, famine and death. Translated literally, it was the name of a demon spirit that delivered human sacrifices ... on the Celtic celebration of Samhain.'
it was there when i found him this morning.  it looks like some kind of letter or number or --	It's a rune ... Thorn.
not just kyle.  all of you.  his entire family.  here.  look at this.	It was there when I found him this morning.  It looks like some kind of letter or number or --
why would anyone want to kill an innocent baby?	Not just Kyle.  All of you.  His entire family.  Here.  Look at this.
kyle's mother might be dead for all i know. now i'm afraid he could be next.	Why would anyone want to kill an innocent baby?
god, what's wrong with him?	Here.  Let me try.
do you know how insane this is?  who am i supposed to be looking for?	Him.
i didn't -- he got in a fight and i --	You stay away from him!
my, god!  what have you done to him?	I didn't -- He got in a fight and I --
she wasn't here when i brought danny home from --	Danny, go downstairs -- Now!
stay away, sam.	Leave the boy.  Take me.
no!!!	Stay away, Sam.
you've created a monster.	Amazing, isn't it?  I even taught him to drive.
samhain.	And I'm its deliverer.  Its calling card, if you will.  I follow it.  Protect it. Act as its guardian.  In a sense, Sam, so do you.
there you go trying to make sense again.  it's a curse.  handed down through countless generations. as ageless as this celebration which you call halloween.	Samhain.
jamie's baby ...	There you go trying to make sense again.  It's a curse.  Handed down through countless generations. As ageless as this celebration which you call Halloween.
she has the gift -- the blood of thorn running through her veins.  michael's mother had it, too.  so for six years i incubated her, prepared her for this night.  michael has served his purpose.  and soon we will have a new progeny.	Jamie's baby ...
why did you take jamie?	She has the gift -- the blood of Thorn running through her veins.  Michael's mother had it, too.  So for six years I incubated her, prepared her for this night.  Michael has served his purpose.  And soon we will have a new progeny.
sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.	Why did you take Jamie?
it was you.	Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
your madness is another man's greatness.  this is the way things have always been.  you've just been too blinded by your own reality to see.  but having you on the outside has been convenient for us in many ways.  you always did come through -- our loyal watch dog. finding him. bringing him back to us once he'd finished his work.  although after you had that nasty stroke the last time, i had to go after him myself.  and what a terrible time we had getting him out of that jail cell.	It was you.
this is madness, wynn.	Your madness is another man's greatness.  This is the way things have always been.  You've just been too blinded by your own reality to see.  But having you on the outside has been convenient for us in many ways.  You always did come through -- our loyal watch dog. Finding him. Bringing him back to us once he'd finished his work.  Although after you had that nasty stroke the last time, I had to go after him myself.  And what a terrible time we had getting him out of that jail cell.
come now, sam.  this is a gathering of old friends.  i know how difficult this must be for you -- a man of your upbringing and integrity -- but now that i'm in charge i felt it was only fair that you finally know the truth.  after all, you're the only one around here who's still in the dark, as it were.  this isn't the way i wanted to tell you, but you've really given me no other choice.	This is madness, Wynn.
sam, you know you never fail to amaze me.  yesterday happily retired, today right back in the thick of things. somehow i knew you still had it in you.	Come now, Sam.  This is a gathering of old friends.  I know how difficult this must be for you -- a man of your upbringing and integrity -- but now that I'm in charge I felt it was only fair that you finally know the truth.  After all, you're the only one around here who's still in the dark, as it were.  This isn't the way I wanted to tell you, but you've really given me no other choice.
where's the child?	Sam, you know you never fail to amaze me.  Yesterday happily retired, today right back in the thick of things. Somehow I knew you still had it in you.
what's wrong?  what's happened to jamie?	I'll meet you over there.
no one's home.  checked it out myself.	Good.  I want around-the-clock surveillance on that house.
any word on the location of the strodes?	No one's home.  Checked it out myself.
there's more people moving eastbound down old reservoir road past the elementary school.	Any word on the location of the Strodes?
there you are.  who was that boy?	An old friend.
sam, don't -- let them take care of her.	I'm here now, Jamie.  You're going to live. You have to.
what is that?	It's a sign.  He's come home.
notify haddonfield's sheriff; tell him we're on our way.  i want the entire staff on alert.  we go to code red lockdown for twenty-four hours.  if he is alive, i plan on bringing him back.	Or what's left of him.
after six years?  sam, she died with him in that explosion after the --	That's what someone wants us to believe, but I tell you Michael is alive.  I feel him.  I sense the evil that lives inside, just as I did all those years as I watched him.  Sitting behind these very same walls.  Staring. Growing stronger.  As my colleague, as my friend, please. I can't go through this again.  Not alone.  I need your help to stop him.
it was jamie lloyd.  she came back, as i knew she would one day.  and whatever has brought her back has brought michael back as well.	After six years?  Sam, she died with him in that explosion after the --
you don't know that for sure.  it could have been anyone.  a practical joke. kids.	It was Jamie Lloyd.  She came back, as I knew she would one day.  And whatever has brought her back has brought Michael back as well.
it was her voice.  on the radio.  it was jamie.  calling for me.	You don't know that for sure.  It could have been anyone.  A practical joke. Kids.
but with rogers and his house of hacks gone, you'd make the rules.  just think it over.	Please try to understand, Terence. I've already made up my mind.
you should know that it's not wise to play halloween pranks on me.	You're the only man for the job, Sam. Things haven't been the same since you left.  I'm recruiting the best psychiatric team in the country.  Old colleagues.  This is your change to finally make a difference.
we need you, dr. loomis.	You should know that it's not wise to play Halloween pranks on me.
but surely rogers isn't --	Retiring.
as always, your keen powers of perception astound me.  and you're right.  i've come to celebrate.  after thirty-two years as psychiatric administrator, guess who has been named smith's groves new chief of staff.	But surely Rogers isn't --
i hope you didn't come all the way out here in this storm just to quote freud.	As always, your keen powers of perception astound me.  And you're right.  I've come to celebrate.  After thirty-two years as Psychiatric Administrator, guess who has been named Smith's Groves new Chief of Staff.
unlike you, sam, i learned many years ago not to second-guess the motives of my fellow man. remember what freud said:  'sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.'  or, in this case, a drink is just a drink.	I hope you didn't come all the way out here in this storm just to quote Freud.
christ, what a night!  not even so much as a sign for five miles on that road!	That's the whole idea of living in the country.  I thrive on the seclusion.
run, tommy!!!  run!!!	No!!!
no -- there had to be someone else. who knew?!	Only me --  -- and Dr. Wynn.
no one.	No -- there had to be someone else. Who knew?!
who else knew i had the baby?!	No one.
right now at least one girl is dead and jamie lloyd is in there fighting for her life.  she is the last of his blood line.  if she dies --	No, Dr. Loomis.  She's not the last night.
i know he's alive.  people in this town -- they want us to believe he's dead.  but i know. i've always known.	Right now at least one girl is dead and Jamie Lloyd is in there fighting for her life.  She is the last of his blood line.  If she dies --
what do you know about michael?	I know he's alive.  People in this town -- they want us to believe he's dead.  But I know. I've always known.
please -- just tell me the truth.  has michael myers come home?	What do you know about Michael?
yes ... tommy.  what are you doing here?	Please -- just tell me the truth.  Has Michael Myers come home?
i'm tommy.  tommy doyle.  laurie strode -- jamie's mother -- she was baby-sitting for me that night --	Yes ... Tommy.  What are you doing here?
i'm sorry, but do i know you --	I'm Tommy.  Tommy Doyle.  Laurie Strode -- Jamie's mother -- she was baby-sitting for me that night --
dr. loomis, thank god you're here.  you heard her, didn't you?  it was jamie.	I'm sorry, but do I know you --
yes?	Dr. Loomis, thank God you're here.  You heard her, didn't you?  It was Jamie.
yeah, jesus--but wars would be a lot better, i think, if guys would say to themselves sometimes, "jesus--i'm not going to do that to the enemy.  that's too much." you could have been the manufacturer of that violin there, even though you don't know how to make a violin, just by not busting it up.  i could have been the father of all those people in nagasaki, and the mother, too, just by not dropping the bomb.  i sent 'em to heaven instead--and i don't think there is one.	Goodbye, Looseleaf.
they were enemies.  we were at war.	Yeah, Jesus--but wars would be a lot better, I think, if guys would say to themselves sometimes, "Jesus--I'm not going to do that to the enemy.  That's too much." You could have been the manufacturer of that violin there, even though you don't know how to make a violin, just by not busting it up.  I could have been the father of all those people in Nagasaki, and the mother, too, just by not dropping the bomb.  I sent 'em to Heaven instead--and I don't think there is one.
if i hadn't done it.  if i'd said to myself, "screw it.  i'm going to let all those people down there live."	They were enemies.  We were at war.
if what?	If I hadn't done it.  If I'd said to myself, "Screw it.  I'm going to let all those people down there live."
i don't think so.  it could have been.	If what?
the one direct, decisive, intelligent act of your life!	I don't think so.  It could have been.
anybody who'd drop an atom bomb on a city has to be pretty dumb.	The one direct, decisive, intelligent act of your life!
everybody thinks that.	Anybody who'd drop an atom bomb on a city has to be pretty dumb.
i know you think that.	Everybody thinks that.
you're an imbecile.	I know you think that.
okay.  okay.	You're an imbecile.
you.	Okay.  Okay.
me?	You.
maybe it's time you got out.	Me?
yeah.  i practically forgot.  but after you busted that thing, i got to thinking, "jesus--maybe i'll start the violin again." that didn't just belong to woodly.  that belonged to everybody.  maybe he would have sold it to me, and i could have some fun.  after you busted the violin, boy, and penelope walked out, i thought to myself, "jesus--who could blame her?"	Maybe it's time you got out.
you did?	Yeah.  I practically forgot.  But after you busted that thing, I got to thinking, "Jesus--maybe I'll start the violin again." That didn't just belong to Woodly.  That belonged to everybody.  Maybe he would have sold it to me, and I could have some fun.  After you busted the violin, boy, and Penelope walked out, I thought to myself, "Jesus--who could blame her?"
you never played a violin.	You did?
tit for tat--as simple as that.	You never played a violin.
i didn't like that violin thing. that was sad.	Tit for tat--as simple as that.
in what way, pray tell?	I didn't like that violin thing. That was sad.
i wouldn't want to be married to me. we're too crazy.  you know?	In what way, pray tell?
what's this?	I wouldn't want to be married to me. We're too crazy.  You know?
go live in a safe-deposit box--with your things. looseleaf jesus--i wouldn't want to be married to him.  you know?	What's this?
hi, penelope.	Shut up, you ninny!  You were never to come here again-- for any reason whatsoever!
i dunno.	She was always a rotten wife!  She was against everything manly you ever wanted to do.  He was the most daring test pilot in the country at one time, and his wife made him quit.  She made him become a life insurance salesman instead.
you know her for what she is now-- garbage.	I dunno.
i dunno. you know.  i used to really love that alice. do you know that?	You know her for what she is now-- garbage.
all the more reason to go to africa.	I dunno. You know.  I used to really love that Alice. Do you know that?
sorry.  at least you've got a place to come back to.  i don't have a place to come back to anymore.	All the more reason to go to Africa.
you're so low!  look at that beautiful red meat.  you haven't touched it.	Sorry.  At least you've got a place to come back to.  I don't have a place to come back to anymore.
i dunno.	You're so low!  Look at that beautiful red meat.  You haven't touched it.
of course you'll go!  you're going to fly the helicopter.	I dunno.
so, kid--how they hanging?  or don't you say that to a little kid?	He's a man.  Tell him you're a man.
it helped more than you know.  down deep, people were deeply affected.	You keep on saying "deep" and "deeply." I wish something good would happen on the surface sometime.
i told you the uniform wouldn't help.	It helped more than you know.  Down deep, people were deeply affected.
the world is teeming with women-- ours to enjoy.	Every time I start thinking like that I get the clap.
i didn't know we had any women left.	The world is teeming with women-- ours to enjoy.
when i was a naive young recruit in spain, i used to wonder why soldiers bayoneted oil paintings, shot the noses off of statues and defecated into grand pianos.  i now understand: it was to teach civilians the deepest sort of respect for men in uniform-- uncontrollable fear.  to our women.	I didn't know we had any women left.
alice would be absolutely tear-ass.	When I was a naive young recruit in Spain, I used to wonder why soldiers bayoneted oil paintings, shot the noses off of statues and defecated into grand pianos.  I now understand: It was to teach civilians the deepest sort of respect for men in uniform-- uncontrollable fear.  To our women.
wear your uniform and every decoration, and let them despise you, if they dare.	Alice would be absolutely tear-ass.
that's against the law, isn't it? i can't wear a uniform anymore.	Wear your uniform and every decoration, and let them despise you, if they dare.
of course!  not only go to it but go to it in full uniform!  rent a uniform!	That's against the law, isn't it? I can't wear a uniform anymore.
go to the funeral?	Of course!  Not only go to it but go to it in full uniform!  Rent a uniform!
you'd get this funny look in your eyes, and i'd say to myself, "oh, jesus--he's going to tell me what a retiarius is again."	Sorry.
really?	You'd get this funny look in your eyes, and I'd say to myself, "Oh, Jesus--he's going to tell me what a retiarius is again."
fourteen times you told me.  i counted.	Really?
oh.  i'd forgotten.	Fourteen times you told me.  I counted.
when we were up in the tree so long--with the bats.	Oh.  I'd forgotten.
when?	When we were up in the tree so long--with the bats.
you told me.	When?
how do you know that?	You told me.
he's a kind of gladiator who fights with a knife and a net and doesn't wear anything but a jockstrap.	How do you know that?
he and his love are like a retiarius.  do you know what a retiarius is?	He's a kind of gladiator who fights with a knife and a net and doesn't wear anything but a jockstrap.
huh.	He and his love are like a retiarius.  Do you know what a retiarius is?
one of them is the doctor, whose weapons are compassion, unselfishness, peacefulness-- maudlin concern.	Huh.
excuse me.	One of them is the doctor, whose weapons are compassion, unselfishness, peacefulness-- maudlin concern.
what's funny about that?	You know me, boy.
she was about to get married again. she locked me out of the bedroom last night.	What's funny about that?
i guess.  you're lucky you don't have any old people around here.	She was about to get married again. She locked me out of the bedroom last night.
the educational process.	I guess.  You're lucky you don't have any old people around here.
i dunno, boy.	The educational process.
first nagasaki--now this.	How about breakfast, wife?
could have happened to anybody.	First Nagasaki--now this.
otherwise, how are things?	I sure didn't expect her to drop dead.
and how were things?	Let's talk about something else.
you're right!  we'll take a trip. a trip is what we'll take.  i don't want to talk about motorcycles.  i don't want to talk about tits.  go home!	Haven't got one.
you ever own a motorcycle?	You're right!  We'll take a trip. A trip is what we'll take.  I don't want to talk about motorcycles.  I don't want to talk about tits.  Go home!
go home!	You ever own a motorcycle?
i've been looking at motorcycles.	Go home!
i'm certainly not going to come horning back into your life tomorrow, and i will not welcome your horning back into mine.  a chapter has ended.  we are old comrades--at a parting of the ways.	I'm lonesome already.
months?	I'm certainly not going to come horning back into your life tomorrow, and I will not welcome your horning back into mine.  A chapter has ended.  We are old comrades--at a parting of the ways.
leave me alone!  after eight years of horrendously close association, the time has come to part!  i crave solitude and time for reflection-- and then a reunion in privacy with my own flesh and blood.  you and i may not meet again for months!	Months?
you know what gets me?  those guys who went to the moon!  to the moon, boy!	Leave me alone!  After eight years of horrendously close association, the time has come to part!  I crave solitude and time for reflection-- and then a reunion in privacy with my own flesh and blood.  You and I may not meet again for months!
good night, colonel.  it's been beautiful.	Something very important about sex must have happened while we were gone.
how short the skirts are.	Good night, Colonel.  It's been beautiful.
let's talk about it some other time.	How short the skirts are.
you know what gets me?	Let's talk about it some other time.
so long, colonel.	You know what gets me?
i know, i know.  i dunno.  at least she's in the same house.  sure was spooky, looking in the window there, and there she was.	So long, Colonel.
that's the point!  walk in there and find whatever there is to find--before alice can cover it up.	I know, I know.  I dunno.  At least she's in the same house.  Sure was spooky, looking in the window there, and there she was.
i'm liable to find anything!	That's the point!  Walk in there and find whatever there is to find--before Alice can cover it up.
go home.	I'm liable to find anything!
when i drive it, i feel like i'm in the middle of a great big wad of bubblegum.  i don't hear anything, i don't feel anything.  i figure somebody else is driving.  it's a bitch.	Go home.
go home!	When I drive it, I feel like I'm in the middle of a great big wad of bubblegum.  I don't hear anything, I don't feel anything.  I figure somebody else is driving.  It's a bitch.
you know what gets me about that cadillac?	Go home!
i'll buy a hundred more cadillacs. go home!	You know what gets me about that Cadillac?
what'll you do for transportation?	I'll buy a hundred more Cadillacs. Go home!
take the cadillac and drive it off a cliff, for all i care.	What'll you do for transportation?
can i have the cadillac?	Take the Cadillac and drive it off a cliff, for all I care.
go home!  show them how rich you are for a change!	Can I have the Cadillac?
you were rich before.  this is the first time i was ever rich.	Go home!  Show them how rich you are for a change!
the hell with the diamonds!	You were rich before.  This is the first time I was ever rich.
thank god we found the fucking diamonds!	The hell with the diamonds!
go home!	Thank God we found the fucking diamonds!
you know what gets me?	Go home!
you're lucky, boy.  my house is gonna be filled with people.	You know what gets me?
this room is full of ghosts.	You're lucky, boy.  My house is gonna be filled with people.
i didn't even scratch the surface. you're lucky, boy.  you come home, and nobody's here.  when i go home, everybody's going to be there.	This room is full of ghosts.
the time we were in a tree for fourteen days, you certainly tried to tell me everything about mrs. wheeler.	I didn't even scratch the surface. You're lucky, boy.  You come home, and nobody's here.  When I go home, everybody's going to be there.
i didn't tell you everything.	The time we were in a tree for fourteen days, you certainly tried to tell me everything about Mrs. Wheeler.
after eight years in the jungle with you, i know mrs. wheeler better than i know anybody in the universe!	I didn't tell you everything.
you don't know my mother-in-law, boy.	After eight years in the jungle with you, I know Mrs. Wheeler better than I know anybody in the universe!
tell them yourself!	You don't know my mother-in-law, boy.
i wish you'd tell alice that.  and that goddamn mrs. wheeler.	Tell them yourself!
it's enough that you've brought yourself home!	I wish you'd tell Alice that.  And that Goddamn Mrs. Wheeler.
i'd really feel stupid if we didn't bring anything back home.	It's enough that you've brought yourself home!
at least!	I'd really feel stupid if we didn't bring anything back home.
at least we found the diamonds.	At least!
looseleaf--will you get the hell home?	At least we found the diamonds.
how everybody says "fuck" and "shit" all the time.  i used to be scared shitless i'd say "fuck" or "shit" in public, by accident.  now everybody says "fuck" and "shit," "fuck" and "shit" all the time. something very big must have happened while we were out of the country.	Looseleaf--will you get the hell home?
oh, shit.	How everybody says "fuck" and "shit" all the time.  I used to be scared shitless I'd say "fuck" or "shit" in public, by accident.  Now everybody says "fuck" and "shit," "fuck" and "shit" all the time. Something very big must have happened while we were out of the country.
you know what gets me?	Oh, shit.
you know what gets me?	You know what gets me?
home.	You know what gets me?
must have changed that law.	Home.
i suppose.	Must have changed that law.
used to be against the law, didn't it?	I suppose.
um.	Used to be against the law, didn't it?
how all the magazines show tits today.	Um.
no.	How all the magazines show tits today.
you know what gets me?	No.
home is important to a man.	You know what gets me?
home.  jesus.  i'm like this.  home!	Home is important to a man.
it appears that we're going to have to wait awhile for any more action here, colonel.  why don't you run on home while the evening's young.	Home.  Jesus.  I'm like this.  Home!
we'll see.	It appears that we're going to have to wait awhile for any more action here, Colonel.  Why don't you run on home while the evening's young.
one thing, anyway--at least penelope didn't throw out all your crap.  i bet alice threw out all my crap after i'd been gone a week.	We'll see.
home, sweet home.	One thing, anyway--at least Penelope didn't throw out all your crap.  I bet Alice threw out all my crap after I'd been gone a week.
i'm gonna wet my pants.	Home, sweet home.
i hope the men do.  i would rather the women didn't.	I'm gonna wet my pants.
i wonder who'll recognize us first? they'll wet their pants.	I hope the men do.  I would rather the women didn't.
we've never met.	I wonder who'll recognize us first? They'll wet their pants.
didn't recognize you.	We've never met.
a bitch.	Didn't recognize you.
it's a bitch.	A bitch.
hm?	It's a bitch.
i dunno, boy.	Hm?
miss me, baby?	I dunno, boy.
you--you aren't going to have any friends left, if you don't watch out.	Thank God!
out!	You--you aren't going to have any friends left, if you don't watch out.
no matter what you say to me, i still think you're the greatest guy i ever knew.	Out!
out!  out!	No matter what you say to me, I still think you're the greatest guy I ever knew.
you're my buddy.	Out!  Out!
look how you're acting now!  this is a moment of truth, and you're almost crying.  slug me!	You're my buddy.
how do you know how i'd act in africa?	Look how you're acting now!  This is a moment of truth, and you're almost crying.  Slug me!
he can shoot!  he can hold his ground!  he can attack!  you're in your proper profession right now-- sucking up dirt for frumpish housewives, closet drunkards every one.	How do you know how I'd act in Africa?
i'm smarter than looseleaf.	He can shoot!  He can hold his ground!  He can attack!  You're in your proper profession right now-- sucking up dirt for frumpish housewives, closet drunkards every one.
you're hollow, like a woman.	I'm smarter than Looseleaf.
i wouldn't drop my gun.	You're hollow, like a woman.
it would have been fun to see you drop your rifle and run the first time an elephant charged us.	I wouldn't drop my gun.
gee whiz--	It would have been fun to see you drop your rifle and run the first time an elephant charged us.
we're ahead of schedule, that's all. you're finding out here what you would have found out in africa-- that you are a rabbit, born to be eaten alive.	Gee whiz--
what went wrong?	We're ahead of schedule, that's all. You're finding out here what you would have found out in Africa-- that you are a rabbit, born to be eaten alive.
to make an ass of yourself.	What went wrong?
you invited me.	To make an ass of yourself.
do you really think that harold ryan would go to africa with a vacuum cleaner salesman?	You invited me.
for africa.	Do you really think that Harold Ryan would go to Africa with a vacuum cleaner salesman?
for what?	For Africa.
we got to get another pilot.	For what?
what?	We got to get another pilot.
who's going to fly our helicopter now?	What?
if i were married to him, i sure wouldn't walk out.	Never mind the condition of your body and your spirit!  Look after your things, your things!
it's engineered to last about fifteen years.	Things.  Oh--you silly people and your things.  Things, things, things.
i'm interested in long-term expectations.	It's engineered to last about fifteen years.
you're making a joke.	I'm interested in long-term expectations.
fifty years?	You're making a joke.
i just want one true adventure before i die.	That can be arranged.
selling vacuum cleaners isn't the best preparation you could have.	I just want one true adventure before I die.
i've considered that.	Selling vacuum cleaners isn't the best preparation you could have.
it's possible, of course, that you'll die in africa.	I've considered that.
get used to it.  back door, paul.	It's possible, of course, that you'll die in Africa.
what an awful sound!	Get used to it.  Back door, Paul.
insurance!	You actually sold insurance!
what you say is, "pass the fucking catsup."	Pass the fucking catsup.
would somebody please pass me the catsup?	What you say is, "Pass the fucking catsup."
i'd rather go to viet nam.	Would somebody please pass me the catsup?
are we really going to find out where the elephants go to die?	I'd rather go to Viet Nam.
blue soup.	It sapped our will--made us peaceful and unenterprising.  It was a form of chemical castration. We became two more sleepy Indians.
for seven and a half of those years we were heavily drugged--or we would have been home long before now, believe me.  we were saved from starvation by the lupi-loopo indians, who fed us a strange blue soup.	Blue soup.
eight years you guys were together-- through thick and thin.	For seven and a half of those years we were heavily drugged--or we would have been home long before now, believe me.  We were saved from starvation by the Lupi-Loopo Indians, who fed us a strange blue soup.
our pleasure.	Eight years you guys were together-- through thick and thin.
i can't get over how you guys are my friends.  harold ryan and looseleaf harper are my friends.	Our pleasure.
i forget mine for years on end.	Oh my God--  And you are Looseleaf Harper.
i forgot my vacuum cleaner.	I forget mine for years on end.
you've come to the right man.	I forgot my vacuum cleaner.
i wanted to apologize.	You've come to the right man.
the posies are for her?	I wanted to apologize.
is penelope in?	The posies are for her?
how are you, honeybunch?	Is Penelope in?
hello.	How are you, honeybunch?
i'm talking to you gently now.	Yeah.  But it's going to get loud again.
i don't know what i hope.  but i don't think you care what i hope, anyway.  you don't know me.  you don't know her, either.  i don't think you know anybody.  you talk to everybody just the same.	I'm talking to you gently now.
it's your house, dad.	Everybody simply evaporates!  There are guest issues to be fought out here--or to be argued, at least. The enemy, the champion of all who oppose me, is in East St. Louis with his mother and his aunt!  I have so far done battle with a woman and a child and a violin.
get mad!  tell me you don't like the way i treat your mother!  tell me you wish i'd never come home!	It's your house, Dad.
i don't want to fight you.	Get mad!  Tell me you don't like the way I treat your mother!  Tell me you wish I'd never come home!
then speak, by god!  can you fight with words?	I don't want to fight you.
dad--	Too late!  It's man to man now. Protecting your mother from me, are you?  Protect her!`
welcome to manhood, you little sparrowfart!  load that gun!	Dad--
gee whiz, dad--	Welcome to manhood, you little sparrowfart!  Load that gun!
pick up that cartridge and slip it back into the chamber--where it belongs.	Gee whiz, Dad--
that's a cartridge, if i'm not mistaken.  gunpowder, bullet, cartridge case, and fulminate of mercury percussion cap--all set to go. paul i was cleaning it.	Pick up that cartridge and slip it back into the chamber--where it belongs.
open the bolt!	That's a cartridge, if I'm not mistaken.  Gunpowder, bullet, cartridge case, and fulminate of mercury percussion cap--all set to go. PAUL I was cleaning it.
no.	Open the bolt!
of course it is.  is it loaded?	No.
no.	Of course it is.  Is it loaded?
that's a rifle you have?	No.
nothing.	That's a rifle you have?
what's this?	Nothing.
what's this?	What's this?
mom?	What's this?
who was it?	It's Mom.
dad?	Who was it?
no.	You're free to go to her, if you want.  If you'd rather be a woman and run with the women, just say the word.
we've got to do something to make this boy's voice change.  i wonder if we couldn't get bull balls somewhere, and fry 'em up.  still miss your mother?	No.
i'm a man.	We've got to do something to make this boy's voice change.  I wonder if we couldn't get bull balls somewhere, and fry 'em up.  Still miss your mother?
what kind of exercise?	Beat the shit out of someone who hates you.
a hundred dollars for breakfast?	Leave a tip.
couldn't you have vanished quietly out the back door?	A hundred dollars for breakfast?
dad--	Couldn't you have vanished quietly out the back door?
can i get dressed first?	Make it fast.
the smallest thing i've got.	Can I get dressed first?
a hundred dollars!	The smallest thing I've got.
play?	Your mother and I do not wish to be disturbed for three full hours.
damn.	Mom?
dad's got jungle fever, mom. what'll i do?  mom!	Damn.
yes sir.  if you can't wake mom up, i've got double-decker bunks.	Scat!
will you go to bed?	Yes sir.  If you can't wake Mom up, I've got double-decker bunks.
she was on her way home from a meeting of the african violet society, and they got her.	Will you go to bed?
penelope!	She was on her way home from a meeting of the African Violet Society, and they got her.
she was killed in the park two months ago--in the daytime.	Penelope!
penelope!	She was killed in the park two months ago--in the daytime.
tomorrow's saturday.  anyway, she's dead.	Penelope!
that's nice.  you thank her for me. go to bed and get lots of sleep, and then you thank her in the morning.	Tomorrow's Saturday.  Anyway, she's dead.
she said you were legendary.  i wrote a theme about you, and she said, "your father is a legendary hero out of the golden age of heroes."	That's nice.  You thank her for me. Go to bed and get lots of sleep, and then you thank her in the morning.
can't it keep till morning?	She said you were legendary.  I wrote a theme about you, and she said, "Your father is a legendary hero out of the Golden Age of Heroes."
tomorrow's another day. paul you know what my english literature teacher said about you?	Can't it keep till morning?
i can't take my eyes off you.	Tomorrow's another day. PAUL You know what my English literature teacher said about you?
why don't you go to bed--son.	I can't take my eyes off you.
she's a real heavy sleeper sometimes.	Why don't you go to bed--son.
alive and hale.  he's throwing a little surprise party for his own family.  is your mother often this unstable?  penelope!	She's a real heavy sleeper sometimes.
is looseleaf harper alive?	Alive and hale.  He's throwing a little surprise party for his own family.  Is your mother often this unstable?  Penelope!
wants to fix up her makeup, no doubt.	Is Looseleaf Harper alive?
yes, wife, it is.  come here, boy.  your father is home.	Sir?
i'd like to use the sanitary facilities, if i may.	Go ahead.  No, no, no, no.
no, no, no, no, no.	I'd like to use the sanitary facilities, if I may.
you're a very good boy to respond that way.	No, no, no, no, no.
oh no, no, no, no, no.  it can't be. how embarrassing.	You're a very good boy to respond that way.
he seems to think they are.  he told me that were.	Oh no, no, no, no, no.  It can't be. How embarrassing.
they're not engaged.	He seems to think they are.  He told me that were.
does it bother you to have your mother engaged to a man like that?	They're not engaged.
dr. woodly says he's seen hundreds of children permanently injured by football.  he says that when there's a war, everybody goes but football players.	Does it bother you to have your mother engaged to a man like that?
you're supposed to get hurt!	Dr. Woodly says he's seen hundreds of children permanently injured by football.  He says that when there's a war, everybody goes but football players.
i wanted to go out for football, but mom was afraid i'd get hurt.	You're supposed to get hurt!
the germans shot everybody who lived there, then leveled it, plowed it, planted turnips and cabbages in the fertile ground. they wished revenge for the slaying of the beast of yugoslavia.  to their twisted way of thinking, your father had butchered an eagle scout.  play lots of contact sports?	I wanted to go out for football, but Mom was afraid I'd get hurt.
sir?	The Germans shot everybody who lived there, then leveled it, plowed it, planted turnips and cabbages in the fertile ground. They wished revenge for the slaying of the Beast of Yugoslavia.  To their twisted way of thinking, your father had butchered an Eagle Scout.  Play lots of contact sports?
it's rather a disappointment these days.  it isn't there any more.	Sir?
when i grow up, i'm going to go to mhravitch.	It's rather a disappointment these days.  It isn't there any more.
the name will live forever.  it was there that harold ryan slew the beast of yugoslavia.  mhravitch.	When I grow up, I'm going to go to Mhravitch.
mhravitch.	The name will live forever.  It was there that Harold Ryan slew the Beast of Yugoslavia.  Mhravitch.
mhravitch.  remember that name.	Mhravitch.
we carried cyanide capsules.  we were supposed to swallow them in case we were captured.  it was your father's opinion that the krauts needed them more than we did at the time.	And one of them was the Beast of Yugoslavia? HAROLD The Beast was upstairs, and he came running downstairs, for his men were making loud farewells and last wills and testaments--editorializing about the hospitality they had received.  And your father said to him in perfect German, which he had learned in the Spanish Civil War, "Major, something tragic seems to have happened to your bodyguard.  I am Harold Ryan, of the United States of America.  You, I believe, are the Beast of Yugoslavia."
where did you get the poison?	We carried cyanide capsules.  We were supposed to swallow them in case we were captured.  It was your father's opinion that the Krauts needed them more than we did at the time.
we caught another kraut alone in a back lane.  your father choked him to death with a length of piano wire.  your father was quite a virtuoso with piano wire.  that's nicer than a knife, isn't it--as long as you don't look at the face afterwards.  the face turns a curious shade of avocado.  i must ask the doctor why that is.  at any rate, we stole into the back of the inn, and, with the permission of the management, we poisoned the wine of six krauts who were carousing there.	Where did you get the poison?
go on.	We caught another Kraut alone in a back lane.  Your father choked him to death with a length of piano wire.  Your father was quite a virtuoso with piano wire.  That's nicer than a knife, isn't it--as long as you don't look at the face afterwards.  The face turns a curious shade of avocado.  I must ask the doctor why that is.  At any rate, we stole into the back of the inn, and, with the permission of the management, we poisoned the wine of six Krauts who were carousing there.
the story gets hairier.  should i stop?	Go on.
i don't know.	The story gets hairier.  Should I stop?
don't care for cold steel?  a knife is worse than a bullet?	I don't know.
uck.	Don't care for cold steel?  A knife is worse than a bullet?
we came up behind a sentry, and your father slit his throat before he could utter a sound.	Uck.
mhravitch.	We came up behind a sentry, and your father slit his throat before he could utter a sound.
we blacked our hands and faces.  at midnight we crept out of the forest and into the village.  the name of the village was mhravitch. remember that name!	Mhravitch.
wow.	We blacked our hands and faces.  At midnight we crept out of the forest and into the village.  The name of the village was Mhravitch. Remember that name!
hid by day--fought by night.  at sunset one day, your father and i, peering through field glasses, saw a black mercedes draw up to a village inn.  it was escorted by two motorcyclists and an armored car.  out of the mercedes stepped one of the most hateful men in all of history--the beast of yugoslavia.	Wow.
tell me that!  tell me that!	Hid by day--fought by night.  At sunset one day, your father and I, peering through field glasses, saw a black Mercedes draw up to a village inn.  It was escorted by two motorcyclists and an armored car.  Out of the Mercedes stepped one of the most hateful men in all of history--the Beast of Yugoslavia.
i saw your father fight major siegfried von konigswald, the beast of yugoslavia, hand to hand.	Tell me that!  Tell me that!
tell me that.	I saw your father fight Major Siegfried von Konigswald, the Beast of Yugoslavia, hand to hand.
ask about the time he and i were parachuted into yugoslavia to join a guerrilla band--in the war against the nazis.	Tell me that.
"the sting."	Ask about the time he and I were parachuted into Yugoslavia to join a guerrilla band--in the war against the Nazis.
as in "death, where is thy sting?" he killed at least fifty men, wounded hundreds more.	"The sting."
"the sting."	As in "Death, where is thy sting?" He killed at least fifty men, wounded hundreds more.
behind a desk for a little while.  a desk!  they had him planning air raids.  a city can't flee like a coward or fight like a man, and the choice between fleeing and fighting was at the core of the life of harold ryan.  there was only one thing he enjoyed more than watching someone make that choice, and that was making the choice himself.  ask about spain, where he was the youngest soldier in the abraham lincoln brigade.  he was a famous sniper.  they called him "la picadura"--"the sting."	"The sting."
dad was never in england?	Behind a desk for a little while.  A desk!  They had him planning air raids.  A city can't flee like a coward or fight like a man, and the choice between fleeing and fighting was at the core of the life of Harold Ryan.  There was only one thing he enjoyed more than watching someone make that choice, and that was making the choice himself.  Ask about Spain, where he was the youngest soldier in the Abraham Lincoln Brigade.  He was a famous sniper.  They called him "La Picadura"--"the sting."
oh hell.	Dad was never in England?
england?	Oh hell.
"dad?"  dad.  the boy wants tales of derring-do. name a country.	England?
tell me some true stories about dad.	"Dad?"  Dad.  The boy wants tales of derring-do. Name a country.
big ones, little ones, teeny-weeny ones--just and otherwise.	Tell me some true stories about Dad.
he was a stretcher-bearer in the korean war.  were you in a war with father?	Big ones, little ones, teeny-weeny ones--just and otherwise.
aha!  he has a brilliant military record, i'm sure.	He was a stretcher-bearer in the Korean War.  Were you in a war with Father?
nothing.  he plays a violin in a doctors' quartet.	Aha!  He has a brilliant military record, I'm sure.
what does he do--of an athletic nature?	Nothing.  He plays a violin in a doctors' quartet.
"harold, the patron saint of taxidermy."	What does he do--of an athletic nature?
no.	"Harold, the Patron Saint of Taxidermy."
he doesn't do it in front of me, but he does it with mother.  you know what he called father one time?	No.
it makes life spicy.	He doesn't do it in front of me, but he does it with Mother.  You know what he called Father one time?
what's good about that?	It makes life spicy.
excellent!	What's good about that?
he insults him all the time.	Excellent!
what a pity!  educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine swiss watch.  everything stops.  and the doctor?  he worships your father, too?	He insults him all the time.
she has a master's degree in english literature.	What a pity!  Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch.  Everything stops.  And the doctor?  He worships your father, too?
college?	She has a master's degree in English literature.
they were in the same creative writing class.	College?
college!	They were in the same creative writing class.
she met him at college.	College!
i see.  and he came into the apartment one day, to demonstrate his wares, and your mother, as it happened, was charmingly en deshabille--	She met him at college.
he's a vacuum cleaner salesman.	I see.  And he came into the apartment one day, to demonstrate his wares, and your mother, as it happened, was charmingly en deshabille--
ah!  and what sort of man is this worshiper?	He's a vacuum cleaner salesman.
he worships father.	Ah!  And what sort of man is this worshiper?
even this--"herb shuttle", you said?	He worships Father.
everybody says he was so brave.	Even this--"Herb Shuttle", you said?
man and boy.	Everybody says he was so brave.
i was going to a funny movie, but i changed my mind.  if you're depressed, laughing doesn't help much.  when did you know my father?	Man and boy.
and you've been roaming the streets while your mother is god-knows-where?	I was going to a funny movie, but I changed my mind.  If you're depressed, laughing doesn't help much.  When did you know my father?
i'll see.	And you've been roaming the streets while your mother is God-knows-where?
you think you could find me a pencil and paper?	I'll see.
she went to the fight with herb shuttle, i guess.	You think you could find me a pencil and paper?
you don't know where your mother is? does she put on a short skirt and go drinking all night?	She went to the fight with Herb Shuttle, I guess.
where's mom?	You don't know where your mother is? Does she put on a short skirt and go drinking all night?
the doctor was called away on an emergency.  i think it was birth.	Where's Mom?
is anybody besides you here now?	The doctor was called away on an emergency.  I think it was birth.
dr. woodly.  i should make a little list.	Is anybody besides you here now?
dr. woodly.	Dr. Woodly.  I should make a little list.
mind?  god, yes, i mind.  i'm your father's friend.  a man claiming to be the family physician let me in a while ago.	Dr. Woodly.
do you mind if i ask who you are?	Mind?  God, yes, I mind.  I'm your father's friend.  A man claiming to be the family physician let me in a while ago.
life has denied me that thrill.	Do you mind if I ask who you are?
do you know who wanda june is?	Life has denied me that thrill.
ask it!	Do you know who Wanda June is?
are you--do you--	Ask it!
you were about to ask a question?	Are you--do you--
are you--	You were about to ask a question?
hello.	Are you--
hello.	Hello.
as a matter of fact--i am home.	Hello.
sir?	As a matter of fact--I am home.
as a matter of fact--	Sir?
anybody home?	As a matter of fact--
of course he can go--if he'll just go down on his hands and knees for a moment--and promise me that he does not find me comical in the least degree.	Do it, Norbert.
norbert--you come, too.  let him go, harold.  let him go.	Of course he can go--if he'll just go down on his hands and knees for a moment--and promise me that he does not find me comical in the least degree.
seventeen of them--eleven by accident.  march!  move!  you, too!	Norbert--you come, too.  Let him go, Harold.  Let him go.
you've killed women?	Seventeen of them--eleven by accident.  March!  Move!  You, too!
give me that goddamn thing!  now get out of here, or i might kill you.  who knows?	You've killed women?
she's right, norbert--go home. woodly i haven't said all i have to say.	Out!
the national safety council would be appalled.	Then listen to me.  You're both disgusting--with your pride, your pride.  I hate you for coming here--like a federal marshal in a western film. I loved you when you stayed away. But here you are now--high noon in the Superbowl!  You fool, you fool.
all right!  am i exceedingly dangerous now?	The National Safety Council would be appalled.
how do i load?	Load it for her.
there it is.  give it to me.	How do I load?
help your mother find the bullet.	There it is.  Give it to me.
where's the bullet?	Help your mother find the bullet.
then you'd better fix your bayonet, because there aren't any bullets in the gun.	Where's the bullet?
i mean it!	Then you'd better fix your bayonet, because there aren't any bullets in the gun.
whoever has the gun, you see, gets to tell everybody else exactly what to do.  it's the american way.	I mean it!
i want you to get out of here, norbert.  harold--i want you to sit down in the chair, and not lift a finger until norbert is gone.	Whoever has the gun, you see, gets to tell everybody else exactly what to do.  It's the American way.
ah!  the lady is armed.	I want you to get out of here, Norbert.  Harold--I want you to sit down in the chair, and not lift a finger until Norbert is gone.
i'm turning off the alarm.  i'm turning off everything.	Ah!  The lady is armed.
no, we won't.  no matter how it begins, it will end in death. because it always does.  isn't that always how it ends, harold--in death?	There has to be a threat of some sort, nobility of some sort, glamour of some sort, sport of some sort.  These elements are lacking.
this is suicide.  go get the police.	Stop!
i'm going to call the police.	Don't!
i don't know.  i hope he never hunts.  i hope he never kills another human being.	You hope this, too?
and my son, the only son of harold ryan--he's going to grow up to be a vanisher, too?	I don't know.  I hope he never hunts.  I hope he never kills another human being.
no.	And my son, the only son of Harold Ryan--he's going to grow up to be a vanisher, too?
no.	No.
i feel mocked, insulted, with no sort of satisfaction in prospect. we don't have to fight with steel. i can fight with words.  i'm not an inarticulate ape, you know, who grabs a rock for want of a vocabulary.  call him up in east st. louis, penelope.  tell him to come here.	No.
the old heroes are going to have to get used to this, harold--the new heroes who refuse to fight. they're trying to save the planet. there's no time for battle, no point to battle anymore.	I feel mocked, insulted, with no sort of satisfaction in prospect. We don't have to fight with steel. I can fight with words.  I'm not an inarticulate ape, you know, who grabs a rock for want of a vocabulary.  Call him up in East St. Louis, Penelope.  Tell him to come here.
it's still just death, the absence of life--no honor at all.  it's worse than the blue soup by far-- that nothingness.  to you, though, it's the honor that crowns them all.	May I continue with the rearing of my son?  Load that gun!
if you've lived a good life, fought well--	It's still just death, the absence of life--no honor at all.  It's worse than the blue soup by far-- that nothingness.  To you, though, it's the honor that crowns them all.
but it's all balled up in your head with death.  the highest honor is death.  when you talk of these animals, one by one, you don't just talk of killing them.  you honored them with death.  harold--it is not honor to be killed.	If you've lived a good life, fought well--
what a handsome word.	But it's all balled up in your head with death.  The highest honor is death.  When you talk of these animals, one by one, you don't just talk of killing them.  You honored them with death.  Harold--it is not honor to be killed.
honor, i suppose.	What a handsome word.
if that's the case--what's to prevent my killing myself?	Honor, I suppose.
no you don't.	If that's the case--what's to prevent my killing myself?
i plan to live one hundred years!	No you don't.
so he can kill you.  you hate your own life that much.  you beg for a hero to kill you.	I plan to live one hundred years!
i'm teaching my son to be a man.	So he can kill you.  You hate your own life that much.  You beg for a hero to kill you.
that's really what you want.  you become furious when people won't make you dead.	I'm teaching my son to be a man.
if he thinks he's man enough.	That's really what you want.  You become furious when people won't make you dead.
you're begging him to kill you?	If he thinks he's man enough.
with an iron penis three feet long. load it, boy.	You're begging him to kill you?
he's a child!	With an iron penis three feet long. Load it, boy.
like what?	Action!  Interaction!  Give and take!  Challenge and response!
beautiful, you say?  it wasn't life, it wasn't death--it wasn't anything!  beautiful?  seven years gone--  like that, like that!  seven years of silliness and random dreams! seven years of nothingness, when there could have been so much!	Like what?
sounds quite beautiful.	Beautiful, you say?  It wasn't life, it wasn't death--it wasn't anything!  Beautiful?  Seven years gone--  like that, like that!  Seven years of silliness and random dreams! Seven years of nothingness, when there could have been so much!
an indian narcotic we were forced to drink.  it put us in a haze--a honey-colored haze which was lavender around the edge.  we laughed, we sang, we snoozed.  when a bird called, we answered back. every living thing was our brother or our sister, we thought. looseleaf stepped on a cockroach six inches long, and we cried.  we had a funeral that went on for five days--for the cockroach!  i sang "oh promise me." can you imagine? where the hell did i ever learn the words to "oh promise me"?  looseleaf delivered a lecture on maintenance procedures for the hydraulic system of a b-36.  all the time we were drinking more blue soup, more blue soup!  never stopped drinking blue soup.  blue soup all the time. we'd go out after food in that honey-colored haze, and everything that was edible had a penumbra of lavender.	Sounds quite beautiful.
blue soup?	An Indian narcotic we were forced to drink.  It put us in a haze--a honey-colored haze which was lavender around the edge.  We laughed, we sang, we snoozed.  When a bird called, we answered back. Every living thing was our brother or our sister, we thought. Looseleaf stepped on a cockroach six inches long, and we cried.  We had a funeral that went on for five days--for the cockroach!  I sang "Oh Promise Me." Can you imagine? Where the hell did I ever learn the words to "Oh Promise Me"?  Looseleaf delivered a lecture on maintenance procedures for the hydraulic system of a B-36.  All the time we were drinking more blue soup, more blue soup!  Never stopped drinking blue soup.  Blue soup all the time. We'd go out after food in that honey-colored haze, and everything that was edible had a penumbra of lavender.
what kind of a country has this become?  the men wear beads and refuse to fight--and the woman adore them.  america's days of greatness are over.  it has drunk the blue soup.	Blue soup?
it seems highly intelligent to me.	What kind of a country has this become?  The men wear beads and refuse to fight--and the woman adore them.  America's days of greatness are over.  It has drunk the blue soup.
and you, a supposedly healthy woman, do not detest him for his cowardice?	It seems highly intelligent to me.
he's afraid of you, harold.  he knew you'd want to fight him.  he doesn't know anything about fighting.  he hates pain.	And you, a supposedly healthy woman, do not detest him for his cowardice?
last i heard, his mother was going alone.	He's afraid of you, Harold.  He knew you'd want to fight him.  He doesn't know anything about fighting.  He hates pain.
he's in east st. louis with his mother--visiting an aunt.	Last I heard, his mother was going alone.
i bought him a twenty-two yesterday--on the way home from hamburger heaven.  and where is the good doctor?  have you two feathered a love nest somewhere?	He's in East St. Louis with his mother--visiting an aunt.
rifle?	I bought him a twenty-two yesterday--on the way home from Hamburger Heaven.  And where is the good doctor?  Have you two feathered a love nest somewhere?
he'll play with his rifle, i expect. that will cheer him up.	Rifle?
how unhappy he's going to be--alone in his room.	He'll play with his rifle, I expect. That will cheer him up.
see how you've upset him.  he was so merry and hale before you came home.	How unhappy he's going to be--alone in his room.
testimonials of that sort are--are beyond my range.  i don't do them well.  that's a failing, i know.	I see.
money?  there's plenty of that. mildred got the brewery.  you'll probably get the baseball team.	I want you to tell me that you loved me once.
just one favor.	Money?  There's plenty of that. Mildred got the brewery.  You'll probably get the baseball team.
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.	Just one favor.
almost a christmas scene.	Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
well--what have we here?  a family.	Almost a Christmas scene.
things.	You feel I've done a dreadful thing--leaving him?
he had hoped that someone would be playing it still--two hundred years from now.	Hope.
he feels awful loss--which was precisely my intention.	He had hoped that someone would be playing it still--two hundred years from now.
two hundred years old.	He feels awful loss--which was precisely my intention.
about a broomstick and a cigar box--and the attenuated intestines of an alley cat.	Two hundred years old.
he cried.	About a broomstick and a cigar box--and the attenuated intestines of an alley cat.
i'm dying to hear of his reaction. the thrill of smashing something isn't in the smashing, but in the owner's reactions.	He cried.
he knows you shattered his violin.	I'm dying to hear of his reaction. The thrill of smashing something isn't in the smashing, but in the owner's reactions.
more nerve than the doctor, i must admit.  he hasn't been home for two days.  has he suddenly lost interest in sleep and color television--and the violin?	He knows you shattered his violin.
unless she has nerve.	More nerve than the doctor, I must admit.  He hasn't been home for two days.  Has he suddenly lost interest in sleep and color television--and the violin?
it isn't a matter of liking.  it's a matter of getting used to death-- as a perfectly natural thing. would you mind leaving?  no woman ever walks out on harold ryan, and then comes back--for anything.	Unless she has nerve.
did you like it, dear?	It isn't a matter of liking.  It's a matter of getting used to death-- as a perfectly natural thing. Would you mind leaving?  No woman ever walks out on Harold Ryan, and then comes back--for anything.
it's a big and busy funeral home.	Did you like it, dear?
a dozen?	It's a big and busy funeral home.
he'd never seen a corpse.  he's seen a dozen now.	A dozen?
you took him to the funeral, i hear.	He'd never seen a corpse.  He's seen a dozen now.
if he wants to go.	You took him to the funeral, I hear.
i came for paul as well.	If he wants to go.
your clothes are at the city dump by now.  perhaps you can get a map from the department of sanitation.	I came for Paul as well.
i rang.  it seemed like the proper door for a servile, worthless organism to use.	Your clothes are at the city dump by now.  Perhaps you can get a map from the Department of Sanitation.
sneaking in the back door.	I rang.  It seemed like the proper door for a servile, worthless organism to use.
i came for my clothes.	Sneaking in the back door.
why not?	Because if you do--I'll leave you. HAROLD  Goodbye.
no you're not!	Why not?
he did his best to destroy my most precious possession, which is the high opinion women have of me.  i'm now going to even that score.  i'm going to break in his door and i'm going to smash his violin.	No you're not!
what are you going to do?	He did his best to destroy my most precious possession, which is the high opinion women have of me.  I'm now going to even that score.  I'm going to break in his door and I'm going to smash his violin.
that's too bad.  i would rather have him at home--to see what i'm going to do.	What are you going to do?
i don't think so.	That's too bad.  I would rather have him at home--to see what I'm going to do.
and no one's there now?	I don't think so.
yes.	And no one's there now?
and he keeps it in his apartment?	Yes.
his most cherished possession?  his violin, i guess.	And he keeps it in his apartment?
and what is his most cherished possession?	His most cherished possession?  His violin, I guess.
yes.	And what is his most cherished possession?
the doctor.	Yes.
i learned a lot of things in college.  actually--it was norbert who told me that.	The doctor.
you learned this in some college course?	I learned a lot of things in college.  Actually--it was Norbert who told me that.
and they have very mixed feelings about women.  they hate them in a way.  one reason they like war so much is that they can capture enemy women and not have to make love to them slowly and gently.  they can scrog them, as you say--  for revenge.	You learned this in some college course?
go on.	And they have very mixed feelings about women.  They hate them in a way.  One reason they like war so much is that they can capture enemy women and not have to make love to them slowly and gently.  They can scrog them, as you say--  for revenge.
well--part of it is that heroes basically hate home and never stay there very long, and make awful messes while they're there.	Go on.
i like the truth.  i wouldn't be alive today if i weren't one of the biggest fans truth ever had.	Well--part of it is that heroes basically hate home and never stay there very long, and make awful messes while they're there.
it's complicated and i don't want to go into it now, because it's bound to sound insulting--even though nobody means for anybody to be insulted.  it's just the truth.	I like the truth.  I wouldn't be alive today if I weren't one of the biggest fans truth ever had.
tell me about its sexual roots.	It's complicated and I don't want to go into it now, because it's bound to sound insulting--even though nobody means for anybody to be insulted.  It's just the truth.
the whole concept of heroism--and its sexual roots.	Tell me about its sexual roots.
such as?...	The whole concept of heroism--and its sexual roots.
well, i can.  some injuries, spiritual or physical, can be excruciating to me.  i'm not a silly carhop any more.  maybe you're right about fish. when i was a carhop, i didn't feel much more than a fish would.  but i've been sensitized.  i have ideas now--and solid information.  i know a lot more now--and a lot of it has to do with you.	Such as?...
fish can't feel.	Well, I can.  Some injuries, spiritual or physical, can be excruciating to me.  I'm not a silly carhop any more.  Maybe you're right about fish. When I was a carhop, I didn't feel much more than a fish would.  But I've been sensitized.  I have ideas now--and solid information.  I know a lot more now--and a lot of it has to do with you.
i'd like to have the expert opinion of the fish--along with yours.	Fish can't feel.
it couldn't!	I'd like to have the expert opinion of the fish--along with yours.
i will not be scrogged.  i remember one time i saw you wrench a hook from the throat of a fish with a pair of pliers, and you promised me that the fish couldn't feel.	It couldn't!
you don't know you want.  that's the way god built you!	I will not be scrogged.  I remember one time I saw you wrench a hook from the throat of a fish with a pair of pliers, and you promised me that the fish couldn't feel.
this is not a coy deception.  i do not want to be scrogged.  i want love.  i want tenderness.	You don't know you want.  That's the way God built you!
that's what you're supposed to say.	This is not a coy deception.  I do not want to be scrogged.  I want love.  I want tenderness.
i do not wish to be scrogged--ever. i never heard that word, but when i heard it, i knew it was one thing i never wanted to have happen to me.	That's what you're supposed to say.
what then?	I do not wish to be scrogged--ever. I never heard that word, but when I heard it, I knew it was one thing I never wanted to have happen to me.
no.	What then?
let me guess--breakfast is served?	No.
i--i was wondering--is there anything you shouldn't eat--because of jungle fever?	I could eat a raw baby crocodile.  The way to get your wife back is in bed.  Do such a job on her that she'll be lucky if she can crawl around on all fours.  We're starving.  Do you mind?
i should have torn that door off its hinges.  should have scrogged her ears off.  should have broken the bed.  what do you want?  well?	I--I was wondering--is there anything you shouldn't eat--because of jungle fever?
they don't have to feel like slaves.	Then go now--and fry with dignity-- sunnyside up.
people now have dignity when frying eggs?	They don't have to feel like slaves.
you leave me so--so without-- without dignity.	People now have dignity when frying eggs?
don't lecture me on race relations. i don't have a molecule of prejudice.  i've been in battle with every kind of man there is. i've been in bed with every kind of woman there is--from a laplander to a tierra del fuegian. if i'd ever been to the south pole, there'd be a hell of a lot of penguins who looked like me.  cook!	You leave me so--so without-- without dignity.
people don't use that word any more.	Don't lecture me on race relations. I don't have a molecule of prejudice.  I've been in battle with every kind of man there is. I've been in bed with every kind of woman there is--from a Laplander to a Tierra del Fuegian. If I'd ever been to the South Pole, there'd be a hell of a lot of penguins who looked like me.  Cook!
cook, by god!  cook!  you're the nigger now.	People don't use that word any more.
we're all going to have to go out for breakfast.  the cook quit yesterday.	You're a woman, aren't you?
chow, chow, chow!  god damn it-- nutriment!	We're all going to have to go out for breakfast.  The cook quit yesterday.
you're wrong.	Then let me see him go out and get some exercise.  Right now!
honeymoon temporarily canceled.  the boy should still go out and exercise.  i have the impression he never gets any exercise.  he simply bloats himself with fig newtons and bakes his brains over steam radiators.	You're wrong.
what a honeymoon.	Honeymoon temporarily canceled.  The boy should still go out and exercise.  I have the impression he never gets any exercise.  He simply bloats himself with Fig Newtons and bakes his brains over steam radiators.
she's up in heaven now.  she didn't hear.  she is experiencing nothing but pure happiness.  there's nothing nicer than that.  chow!  harold ryan wants chow!	What a honeymoon.
"bring me a side order of mrs. wheeler."	She's up in Heaven now.  She didn't hear.  She is experiencing nothing but pure happiness.  There's nothing nicer than that.  Chow!  Harold Ryan wants chow!
which one?	"Bring me a side order of Mrs. Wheeler."
that is the most heartless statement i ever heard pass between human lips.	Which one?
all right--bring me a side order of mrs. wheeler.  oh, hell--sit down, colonel. penelope will bring you some chow.	That is the most heartless statement I ever heard pass between human lips.
mrs. wheeler is dead.	All right--bring me a side order of Mrs. Wheeler.  Oh, hell--sit down, Colonel. Penelope will bring you some chow.
and lots of orange juice--oceans of orange juice.	Mrs. Wheeler is dead.
scrambled eggs, kippered herring, fried potatoes--and a whole onion. i want to eat the onion like an apple.  do you understand?	And lots of orange juice--oceans of orange juice.
breakfast?	Scrambled eggs, kippered herring, fried potatoes--and a whole onion. I want to eat the onion like an apple.  Do you understand?
i have some change!	Ram it up your ass!
i have a brain.	We all do.  But now it's body time. Relax.  Ideally, the body of a woman should feel like a hot water bottle filled with Devonshire cream. You feel like a paper bag crammed with curtain rods.  Think of your muscles one by one.  Let them go slack.  Relax.  Let the brain go blank.  Relax.  That's the idea-- that's my girl.  Now the small of the back.  Let those knots over those kidneys unsnarl.
you're thinking with your brain instead of your body.  that's why you're so tense!  forget norbert. relax.  it's body time.	I have a brain.
you shouldn't have talked to norbert that way.	You're thinking with your brain instead of your body.  That's why you're so tense!  Forget Norbert. Relax.  It's body time.
i'm going to touch your shoulders very gently now.  you mustn't scream.  so tense, so tense.	You shouldn't have talked to Norbert that way.
i'm not about to introduce to you a jungle novelty.  what i have in mind is massage--a perfectly decent massage.  turn around, turn around.	I'm going to touch your shoulders very gently now.  You mustn't scream.  So tense, so tense.
turn around?	I'm not about to introduce to you a jungle novelty.  What I have in mind is massage--a perfectly decent massage.  Turn around, turn around.
now--turn around, if you would.	Turn around?
just--bang--we have a honeymoon.	I'm not going to strike you.  I am going to be as gentle as pie--as lemon meringue pie.  You mustn't run away now.  This is your loving husband approaching.  I'm your husband.  Society approves!
you used to like it stark!	Just--bang--we have a honeymoon.
it's so--so stark.	You used to like it stark!
honeymoon!  honeymoon!  say it: honeymoon!	It's so--so stark.
he hasn't had breakfast yet.	Buy yourself breakfast.  There we go.
a trip, you mean?	I had a trip.  We'll honeymoon here.  Go out and play.
we were one hell of a pair--and we'll be one again.  what we need is a honeymoon.  let's start right now.	A trip, you mean?
i did?	We were one hell of a pair--and we'll be one again.  What we need is a honeymoon.  Let's start right now.
you'll get so you enjoy twitting weaklings again.  you used to eat it up.	I did?
ghastly, cruel, unnecessary.	You'll get so you enjoy twitting weaklings again.  You used to eat it up.
now that's what i call fun.	Ghastly, cruel, unnecessary.
say hello to your mother.	Do say hello to your mother.
awful.  i can't tell you how sorry i am.	Say hello to your mother.
he doesn't deserve this!  you don't know him.  it isn't fair!	He thought he could take my place. It is now my privilege to give an unambiguous account of why I don't think he's man enough to do that.
please--	You and your damned bedside manner and your damned little black bag full of miracles.  You know who filled that bag for you?  Not Alice-sit-by-the-fires like yourself.  Men with guts filled it, by God--men with guts enough to pay the price for miracles--suffering, ingratitude, loneliness, death--
i could carve a better man out of a banana!	Please--
harold!	I could carve a better man out of a banana!
i'm so glad you like each other.  i was so scared, so scared.	Have some.
nothing would please me more.	Thank God!
you know what i want?  i want you both to be friends.  i know you both, respect you both. you should be friends.	Nothing would please me more.
paul said you were awfully sick.	I was, I was.  It never lasts long.
when i'm dead--  or fucking.	Paul said you were awfully sick.
shouldn't you lie down?	When I'm dead--  or fucking.
we all are.	Shouldn't you lie down?
he's a very decent man, harold.	We all are.
i don't want that chancre mechanic in here.	He's a very decent man, Harold.
we thought it was an emergency.	I don't want that chancre mechanic in here.
your old beau?	We thought it was an emergency.
we thought a doctor might help.	Your old beau?
what's that all about?	We thought a doctor might help.
bluh.	You'd better get Dr. Woodly.
you feel that you're behaving as a woman should?	Every fuse in my nervous system has been blown.
well--enjoy the natural, honest, unrehearsed result--surgical shock.	You feel that you're behaving as a woman should?
seemed the most honest way to begin life together again--natural, unrehearsed.	Well--enjoy the natural, honest, unrehearsed result--surgical shock.
a telegram--a phone call might have helped.	Seemed the most honest way to begin life together again--natural, unrehearsed.
this reunion isn't what i imagined it would be.	A telegram--a phone call might have helped.
situation.	This reunion isn't what I imagined it would be.
disease?	Situation.
i don't know.  this is a new disease to me.	Disease?
what sort of time period do you have in mind?  half an hour?  an hour?	I don't know.  This is a new disease to me.
we adjust to what there is to adjust to.  perhaps paul, being young, can adjust to joy or grief immediately.  i hope he can.  i will take a little longer.  i'll be as quick as i can.	What sort of time period do you have in mind?  Half an hour?  An hour?
you were well adjusted to my being dead?	We adjust to what there is to adjust to.  Perhaps Paul, being young, can adjust to joy or grief immediately.  I hope he can.  I will take a little longer.  I'll be as quick as I can.
give us time, harold--to adjust to your being alive.	You were well adjusted to my being dead?
like hugging a lamp post.	Give us time, Harold--to adjust to your being alive.
give us time.	Like hugging a lamp post.
what's the matter?	Give us time.
not at all.	I couldn't help overhearing that you were about to get married again.
how do you do, mrs. ryan?  i'd heard you were beautiful, and so you are.  am i intruding here?	Not at all.
how do you do?	How do you do, Mrs. Ryan?  I'd heard you were beautiful, and so you are.  Am I intruding here?
some kind of animal?	The pelt is black.  It's a kind of man.
my parents died in an automobile accident when i was sixteen years old.  they left me a brewery and a baseball team--and other things.  i live for a living.  i've just come back from kenya--in africa.  i've been hunting mau mau there.	Some kind of animal?
what do you do for a living?	My parents died in an automobile accident when I was sixteen years old.  They left me a brewery and a baseball team--and other things.  I live for a living.  I've just come back from Kenya--in Africa.  I've been hunting Mau Mau there.
destiny often seems that way. you're going to marry me.	What do you do for a living?
this is crazy.	Destiny often seems that way. You're going to marry me.
you are woman.  i know woman well.	This is crazy.
you don't even know me.	You are woman.  I know woman well.
daughter--i love you very much.	You don't even know me.
i'm engaged.	Daughter--I love you very much.
did you ever daydream that you would one day meet a friendly millionaire?	I'm engaged.
i'm sorry, sir, i'm engaged to be married.  my boyfriend would be mad if i went out with another man.	Did you ever daydream that you would one day meet a friendly millionaire?
what time do you get off work, my child?	I'm sorry, sir, I'm engaged to be married.  My boyfriend would be mad if I went out with another man.
yes, sir.  it was a very unusual automobile. it was a cadillac, but it had water buffalo horns where the bumpers should be.  and what to drink?	What time do you get off work, my child?
raw hamburger, please--and a whole onion.  i want to eat the onion like an apple.  do you understand?	Yes, sir.  It was a very unusual automobile. It was a Cadillac, but it had water buffalo horns where the bumpers should be.  And what to drink?
sir?	Raw hamburger, please--and a whole onion.  I want to eat the onion like an apple.  Do you understand?
a springbok, an oryx, a gemsbok--a gazelle.	Sir?
eighteen--  and a half.	A springbok, an oryx, a gemsbok--a gazelle.
i think so, daughter.  how old are you?	Eighteen--  and a half.
can i help you, sir?	I think so, daughter.  How old are you?
heaven.	Can I help you, sir?
"hamburger heaven."	Heaven.
how do you do.  my name is penelope ryan.  this is a simple-minded play about men who enjoy killing--and those who don't.	I am Harold Ryan, her husband.  I have killed perhaps two hundred men in wars of various sorts--as a professional soldier.  I have killed thousands of other animals as well--for sport.
give me your word of honor that that's all you're going to do.	For what it's worth now, Harold Ryan, the clown, gives his sacred word.
i'll put it in paul's room, where it belongs.	Give me your word of honor that that's all you're going to do.
leave the rifle here.	I'll put it in Paul's room, where it belongs.
use the sanitary facilities, if i may.	Leave the rifle here.
what are you going to do?	Use the sanitary facilities, if I may.
somewhere in this city.  not here, not here.  tell penelope i loved her--in my clownish way.  and paul. tell him to be a healer, by all means.	What are you going to do?
new lives begin!	Somewhere in this city.  Not here, not here.  Tell Penelope I loved her--in my clownish way.  And Paul. Tell him to be a healer, by all means.
it's trash now, like mine.	New lives begin!
thank you--for my life.	It's trash now, like mine.
thank god. harold crawl home.	Thank you--for my life.
can't do it.	Thank God. HAROLD Crawl home.
have it your way.  we'd both be better off dead now.	Can't do it.
no.	Have it your way.  We'd both be better off dead now.
get up.	No.
no.  no.	Get up.
i've enjoyed being man.	No.  No.
don't shoot.	I've enjoyed being man.
man, as man was meant to be--a vengeful ape who murders.  he will soon be extinct.  it's time, it's time.	Don't shoot.
what is this thing that kills me?	Man, as man was meant to be--a vengeful ape who murders.  He will soon be extinct.  It's time, it's time.
if you want to be found that way.	What is this thing that kills me?
can i beg for mercy--on my knees?	If you want to be found that way.
oh god--you're really going to kill me. harold it won't hurt as much as the sting of a bumblebee.  heaven is very much like paradise, they say. you'll like it there.	Can I beg for mercy--on my knees?
like the saber-toothed tiger.	Oh God--you're really going to kill me. HAROLD It won't hurt as much as the sting of a bumblebee.  Heaven is very much like Paradise, they say. You'll like it there.
new dignity can be yours--as a merciful man.  you can change!	Like the saber-toothed tiger.
my self-respect is gone--and my soldier's honor with it.  it is now very easy for me to shoot an unarmed man.	New dignity can be yours--as a merciful man.  You can change!
no!	My self-respect is gone--and my soldier's honor with it.  It is now very easy for me to shoot an unarmed man.
i'm going to shoot you now.	No!
you'd be killing a friend.  don't you know how much i like you?	I'm going to shoot you now.
we never quit fighting until we're dead.	You'd be killing a friend.  Don't you know how much I like you?
more clowning!  don't you see?	We never quit fighting until we're dead.
you're making a mistake.  obsolete old carnivores like me are most dangerous when wounded.  you've wounded me.	More clowning!  Don't you see?
i'm utterly satisfied.	You're making a mistake.  Obsolete old carnivores like me are most dangerous when wounded.  You've wounded me.
here.  finish the job.	I'm utterly satisfied.
never.  for when you began to kill for the fun of it, you became the chief source of agony of mankind.	Here.  Finish the job.
was i ever of use?	Never.  For when you began to kill for the fun of it, you became the chief source of agony of mankind.
but the new hero will be a man of science and of peace--like me. he'll disarm you, of course.  no more guns, no more guns.	Was I ever of use?
you're too modest.	But the new hero will be a man of science and of peace--like me. He'll disarm you, of course.  No more guns, no more guns.
i hate crowds, and i have no charisma--	You're too modest.
the new hero is you.	I hate crowds, and I have no charisma--
and the hell with it.  it was so tragically irrelevant, so preposterously misinformed.	The new hero is you.
something seems to have happened to my self-respect.	And the hell with it.  It was so tragically irrelevant, so preposterously misinformed.
my violin is avenged!	Something seems to have happened to my self-respect.
don quixote.	My violin is avenged!
you aren't going to hurt me.  you aren't going to hurt anybody any more.  any violent gesture will seem ridiculous--to yourself!	Don Quixote.
i see.	You aren't going to hurt me.  You aren't going to hurt anybody any more.  Any violent gesture will seem ridiculous--to yourself!
no. woodly the magic root you gave me--i had it analyzed.  it was discovered by a harvard botanist in 1893!  he explored your famous jungle for five years, armed with nothing but kindness, a talent for languages, and a pocketknife.	I see.
you can never take yourself seriously again!  look at all the creatures you've protected us from! did you shoot them on the elevator, as they were on their way up here to eat us alive?	No. WOODLY The magic root you gave me--I had it analyzed.  It was discovered by a Harvard botanist in 1893!  He explored your famous jungle for five years, armed with nothing but kindness, a talent for languages, and a pocketknife.
i--i really must congratulate you. something is happening in there.	You can never take yourself seriously again!  Look at all the creatures you've protected us from! Did you shoot them on the elevator, as they were on their way up here to eat us alive?
you have a very good mind, or i wouldn't have come back.  that mind is now asking itself, cleverly and fairly, "is harold ryan really a clown?" and the answer is, "yes."	I--I really must congratulate you. Something is happening in there.
poison.	You have a very good mind, or I wouldn't have come back.  That mind is now asking itself, cleverly and fairly, "Is Harold Ryan really a clown?" And the answer is, "Yes."
i put a poisoned thought in your head.  even now that poison is seeping into every lobe of your mind.  it's saying, "obsolete, obsolete, obsolete," and, "clown, clown, clown."	Poison.
i've poisoned you. harold  lucretia borgia?  something i drank or touched?  you refused a cigar.  that's it! potassium cyanide in the humidor! treacherous lover of peace!	I put a poisoned thought in your head.  Even now that poison is seeping into every lobe of your mind.  It's saying, "Obsolete, obsolete, obsolete," and, "Clown, clown, clown."
with spittle?	I've poisoned you. HAROLD  Lucretia Borgia?  Something I drank or touched?  You refused a cigar.  That's it! Potassium cyanide in the humidor! Treacherous lover of peace!
i've struck my blow.	With spittle?
cut me open.  find out.	I've struck my blow.
don't you laugh even inwardly at the heroic balderdash you spew?	Cut me open.  Find out.
no quarter asked.  no quarter given.	Don't you laugh even inwardly at the heroic balderdash you spew?
in any event, i will not beg for mercy.	No quarter asked.  No quarter given.
you hope.	In any event, I will not beg for mercy.
king arthur.	You hope.
i'm an honorable clown?	King Arthur.
you're not such a creature of the ooze that you'd hurt an unarmed man.	I'm an honorable clown?
this is going to become very physical.  are you prepared for that?	You're not such a creature of the ooze that you'd hurt an unarmed man.
if you're at home in the ooze, and nowhere else.	This is going to become very physical.  Are you prepared for that?
i'm to be left behind--in primordial ooze?	If you're at home in the ooze, and nowhere else.
evolution has made you a clown-- with a cigar.  simple butchers like you are obsolete!	I'm to be left behind--in primordial ooze?
i love you!  have a cigar!	Evolution has made you a clown-- with a cigar.  Simple butchers like you are obsolete!
you're a clown.  you're a clown who kills--but you're a clown.	I love you!  Have a cigar!
glands.  you're supposed to be happy when you die.  call me comical again.	You're a clown.  You're a clown who kills--but you're a clown.
i'm high as a kite.	Glands.  You're supposed to be happy when you die.  Call me comical again.
you're in one hell of a jam.  you realize that?	I'm high as a kite.
hands and knees, you say?	And terror, if you don't mind.
i haven't told you, harold, how comical i think you are.	Comical?
you're a son of a bitch.	Yes--well--uh--that's another one of those statements which more or less automatically requires an apology.  Whenever you feel like it. It's sort of like turning off an alarm clock that's ringing loudly. Your apology turns off the alarm.
we do survive, don't we?  you're going to have to apologize, of course, for calling me a bastard. that's a matter of form--not allowing you or anybody to call me a bastard.  no rush about that. just remember to apologize sometime soon.	You're a son of a bitch.
a living fossil!  like the cockroaches and the horseshoe crabs.	We do survive, don't we?  You're going to have to apologize, of course, for calling me a bastard. That's a matter of form--not allowing you or anybody to call me a bastard.  No rush about that. Just remember to apologize sometime soon.
now who's being cruel?	A living fossil!  Like the cockroaches and the horseshoe crabs.
you're old--so old.	Now who's being cruel?
oooooo.  that hurt.	You're old--so old.
you're a filthy, rotten bastard.	Oooooo.  That hurt.
you intend to crack my eardrums with your voice?  will i bleed from my every orifice?  who will clean up this awful mess?	We'll find out now, won't we?
you haven't heard me yet.	You intend to crack my eardrums with your voice?  Will I bleed from my every orifice?  Who will clean up this awful mess?
what an hallucination!  oh, dear, dear, dear, dear.  oh dearie me.	You haven't heard me yet.
correct.	What an hallucination!  Oh, dear, dear, dear, dear.  Oh dearie me.
i can defeat him with anything from flavored toothpicks to siege howitzers.  but he got it into his little head that he could come here and demolish harold ryan with words. the truth!  correct?	Correct.
yes.	I can defeat him with anything from flavored toothpicks to siege howitzers.  But he got it into his little head that he could come here and demolish Harold Ryan with words. The truth!  Correct?
there's going to be no bloodshed here.  i know how he'll fight--the only way he can fight: with words. the truth.  am i correct?	Yes.
the same hairy, humorless old gods who move you from hither to yon. "honor, " if you like.	He's a champion after all. WOODLY Of the corpses and cripples you create for our instruction--when all we can learn from them is this: how cruel you are.
what brought you back?	The same hairy, humorless old gods who move you from hither to yon. "Honor, " if you like.
it's healer to killer.  is that the same thing?	What brought you back?
this is man to man.	It's healer to killer.  Is that the same thing?
there's a certain amount of information there.	Lest we forget how cruel you are.
this little corpse is intended as a lesson?	There's a certain amount of information there.
it died for your sins.	This little corpse is intended as a lesson?
what for?	Quarantine, possibly.  You may be suffering from a loathsome disease which the American people could do without.  Goodbye.
i'm going to have to report you to the department of health.	What for?
i thought she was a widow.	You were wrong, you quack!
good lord.	I can just hear the editorial wee- wee-weeing when Looseleaf and I start flying in pacqualinincheewa root.  I can hear the Alice-sit-by- the-fires now: "We discovered it in the Amazon Rain Forest.  Now we cure you with it.  Now we lower our eyes with becoming modesty as we receive heartfelt thanks."
that's an editorial we, of course. i haven't turned up anything personally.	Everything about you is the editorial we.  Take that away from you, and you'd disappear.
we have, have we?	That's an editorial we, of course. I haven't turned up anything personally.
more and more we find ourselves laying aside false pride and looking into the pharmacopoeias of primitive people.  curare, ephedrine--we've found some amazing things.	We have, have we?
wasn't that sweet of me?	More and more we find ourselves laying aside false pride and looking into the pharmacopoeias of primitive people.  Curare, ephedrine--we've found some amazing things.
are you've seen it work cures?	Hundreds.
congratulations.  by crossing twenty-eight feet of cockroach- infested carpet, you've become the third white man ever to hear of it.	Are you've seen it work cures?
i've never heard of it.	Congratulations.  By crossing twenty-eight feet of cockroach- infested carpet, you've become the third white man ever to hear of it.
pacqualinincheewa root.  means "cougar fang." cures anything but a yellow streak down the back.	I've never heard of it.
would you say that again?	Pacqualinincheewa root.  Means "cougar fang." Cures anything but a yellow streak down the back.
pacqualinincheewa root.	Would you say that again?
i was going to ask.	Pacqualinincheewa root.
you can also describe its cure. i'm eating its cure.	I was going to ask.
chills, fevers, sweats.  you can describe it and name it after yourself: "the woodly galloping crud."	You can also describe its cure. I'm eating its cure.
you have chills?	Chills, fevers, sweats.  You can describe it and name it after yourself: "the Woodly galloping crud."
colonel harper and i once shared a treetop with a family of bats. there was a flash flood.  there were piranha fish in the water. that's how colonel harper lost his little toe.	You have chills?
you've been bitten by bats?	Colonel Harper and I once shared a treetop with a family of bats. There was a flash flood.  There were piranha fish in the water. That's how Colonel Harper lost his little toe.
i know malaria.  malaria isn't caused by the bites of bats.	You've been bitten by bats?
well now--what seems to be the trouble with the patient today?  a touch of malaria, perhaps?	I know malaria.  Malaria isn't caused by the bites of bats.
ah!  you're ambulatory!	What a brilliant diagnosis!
whose son this is, whose wife that is.  a fianc is the most ridiculous appurtenance this household could have at this time.  good night.	Good night.
none.	Whose son this is, whose wife that is.  A fianc is the most ridiculous appurtenance this household could have at this time.  Good night.
what next?  you leave promptly, of course.  there is no question as to whose home this is--	None.
i feel the same way.  what next?	What next?  You leave promptly, of course.  There is no question as to whose home this is--
are--are you crying, penelope?	She's crying because she's so happy.
tough luck.  you'll have to split the fee.	Are--are you crying, Penelope?
a policeman delivered the baby in a taxicab.	Tough luck.  You'll have to split the fee.
how was the emergency, doctor? profitable, i hope.	A policeman delivered the baby in a taxicab.
safe and sound, i see.  oh--you came back.	I came back.
i've literally got to run!	I won't try to keep up with you. I'm not as fast on my feet as I once was.
you wish the woman good luck, and you tell the man how fortunate he is.  that's how it goes.	I've literally got to run!
i've got to run!	You wish the woman good luck, and you tell the man how fortunate he is.  That's how it goes.
and her fianc!  how nice.  i hope you'll be very happy--or is that what one says to the woman?	I've got to run!
and her fianc!	And her fianc!  How nice.  I hope you'll be very happy--or is that what one says to the woman?
just her neighbor and doctor? that's all?	And her fianc!
yes!  please!  you've got to get out right now!	Just her neighbor and doctor? That's all?
and you come into mrs. ryan's apartment as often as you please, looking into various health matters?	Yes!  Please!  You've got to get out right now!
neighbor!  doctor!  i live across the hall.	And you come into Mrs. Ryan's apartment as often as you please, looking into various health matters?
and what, exactly, is your relationship to mrs. ryan?	Neighbor!  Doctor!  I live across the hall.
yes!  yes!  the boy!  one boy!	And what, exactly, is your relationship to Mrs. Ryan?
she still has just the one child-- the boy?	Yes!  Yes!  The boy!  One boy!
will you please go?  an emergency!	She still has just the one child-- the boy?
and still mrs. harold ryan?	Will you please go?  An emergency!
she's fine.  please--	And still Mrs. Harold Ryan?
ahh--then she's still alive.	She's fine.  Please--
i mean--i can't leave you here. you'll have to go.  i'll tell mrs. ryan you were here.  you can come back later.	Ahh--then she's still alive.
i'm a neighbor.  i have the apartment across the hall.  i have to go to the hospital now.  an emergency.	I mean--I can't leave you here. You'll have to go.  I'll tell Mrs. Ryan you were here.  You can come back later.
oh, oh, oh--i thought it was your apartment.  you seemed at home here.	I'm a neighbor.  I have the apartment across the hall.  I have to go to the hospital now.  An emergency.
look--this isn't my apartment, and there isn't anybody else here.  mrs. ryan won't be home for a while.	Oh, oh, oh--I thought it was your apartment.  You seemed at home here.
we'll miss you so.	Look--this isn't my apartment, and there isn't anybody else here.  Mrs. Ryan won't be home for a while.
look--i'm sorry--i have to go.	We'll miss you so.
call her back--tell her to head for the hospital.  tell the hospital to expect her.  i'll leave right now.	Look--I'm sorry--I have to go.
oh dear.	Call her back--tell her to head for the hospital.  Tell the hospital to expect her.  I'll leave right now.
...who?... did she say how far apart the pains were?... when was that?... oh dear.	Oh dear.
hello, mother.	...Who?... Did she say how far apart the pains were?... When was that?... Oh dear.
hello?  oh--hello, mother.	Hello, Mother.
he's dead, you know.	Dead!  Such a final word.  Dead!  Did you hear that?
we tried to be.  we tried to be.	He's dead, you know.
you're--you're old friends of harold ryan?	We tried to be.  We tried to be.
but here you are inside, aren't you?	You're--you're old friends of Harold Ryan?
it's always locked.	But here you are inside, aren't you?
the door ws unlocked.  is it always unlocked?	It's always locked.
gentlemen--that's nice.	You startled me.
can i--uh--help you gentlemen?	Gentlemen--that's nice.
ooops.	Can I--uh--help you gentlemen?
ooops.	Ooops.
what will you do, colonel?	I dunno.  Marry the first whore who's nice to me, I guess.  Get a job in a motorcycle shop.  So long, you guys.
so long, you guys.	What will you do, Colonel?
and you, colonel?  let me guess: you don't know.	I dunno.
how horrible.	Yeah--cripes.  I never did get any sense out of Alice.  She found me holding up the old lady, dead as a mackerel.  It was a bitch.  You know--maybe Mrs. Wheeler was going to die then and there anyway, even if I'd been the paper boy.  Maybe not.  I dunno, boy.  That's civilian life for you.  Who knows what kills anybody?
well--i walked up to the front door. i was still alive.  big surprise. i rang the doorbell, and old mrs. wheeler answered.  she had her goddamn knitting.  i said, "guess who?" she conked right out.	How horrible.
what happened?	Well--I walked up to the front door. I was still alive.  Big surprise. I rang the doorbell, and old Mrs. Wheeler answered.  She had her Goddamn knitting.  I said, "Guess who?" She conked right out.
my mother-in-law.  fire engines, pulmotors, doctors, cops, coroners--	What happened?
who's dead?	My mother-in-law.  Fire engines, pulmotors, doctors, cops, coroners--
for saying "shit." or is that okay now?	Who's dead?
for what?	For saying "shit." Or is that okay now?
no, no--shit no.  excuse me, penelope.	For what?
alice is dead?	No, no--shit no.  Excuse me, Penelope.
jesus.	Alice is dead?
dead!	Jesus.
she married an accountant named stanley kestenbaum.	So that's it! "Kestenbaum, Kestenbaum." Everybody was yelling "Kestenbaum, Kestenbaum." I thought it was some foreign language.
there was so much going on.	She married an accountant named Stanley Kestenbaum.
you didn't even find that out?	There was so much going on.
she did?	You didn't even find that out?
alice got married again.	She did?
and you went home unannounced, too?	I dunno.  Yeah!  Yeah!  Yeah!  I did.
it was a bitch.	Thank you.  You can leave now.  We'll begin.
you don't know?	It was a bitch.
i dunno, boy.	You don't know?
colonel harper, retired now, dropped an atom bomb on nagasaki during the second world war, killing seventy-four thousand people in a flash.	I dunno, boy.
jesus--i dunno.  you know.  what the heck.  who knows?	Colonel Harper, retired now, dropped an atom bomb on Nagasaki during the Second World War, killing seventy-four thousand people in a flash.
won't you please join our club? please?	Honey--Alcoholics Anonymous takes all the time I've got--and Harold Ryan is an individual I would rather forget.  He drove me to drink.  He drove his first two wives to drink.
that's what he wanted--a ten-year- old wife.  he'd come home from a war or a safari, and he'd wind up talking to the little kids.	Won't you please join our club? Please?
i'm only ten years old.	That's what he wanted--a ten-year- old wife.  He'd come home from a war or a safari, and he'd wind up talking to the little kids.
thought you were another wife, maybe.	I'm only ten years old.
mr. ryan just borrowed my birthday cake.  i don't really know him.	Thought you were another wife, maybe.
ja?	Never mind.  It's a dumb theory.  I was going to say it was all sexual..but everything is sexual...but alcohol.  Peace.
is it?  i have this theory about why men kill each other and break things.	Ja?
that is sad.	Is it?  I have this theory about why men kill each other and break things.
ach soooooooooo. mildred no grown woman is a fan of premature ejaculation.  harold would come home trumpeting and roaring.  he would the kick the furniture with his boots, spit into corners and the fireplace.  he would make me presents of stuffed fish and helmets with holes in them. he would tell me that he had now earned the reward that only a woman could give him, and he'd tear off my clothes.  he would carry me into the bedroom, telling me to scream and kick my feet.  that was very important to him.  i did it.  i tried to be a good wife.  he told me to imagine a herd of stampeding water buffalo.  i couldn't do that, but i pretended i did.  it was all over--ten seconds after he'd said the word "buffalo." then he'd zip up his pants, and go outside, and tell true war stories to the little kids.  any little kids.	That is sad.
premature ejaculation.	Ach soooooooooo. MILDRED No grown woman is a fan of premature ejaculation.  Harold would come home trumpeting and roaring.  He would the kick the furniture with his boots, spit into corners and the fireplace.  He would make me presents of stuffed fish and helmets with holes in them. He would tell me that he had now earned the reward that only a woman could give him, and he'd tear off my clothes.  He would carry me into the bedroom, telling me to scream and kick my feet.  That was very important to him.  I did it.  I tried to be a good wife.  He told me to imagine a herd of stampeding water buffalo.  I couldn't do that, but I pretended I did.  It was all over--ten seconds after he'd said the word "buffalo." Then he'd zip up his pants, and go outside, and tell true war stories to the little kids.  Any little kids.
because he was cruel?	Premature ejaculation.
you want to join the harold ryan fan club?  wear a pink jacket with a yellow streak up the back?	Do I have to?  Who's the little girl?
yes.	You want to join the Harold Ryan Fan Club?  Wear a pink jacket with a yellow streak up the back?
you were harold ryan's third wife. right?	Yes.
i heard you were looking for me.	You were Harold Ryan's third wife. Right?
aha!  hello!  you're mildred, right?	I heard you were looking for me.
no.	All my dreams have suddenly collapsed.  We did have a lot of laughs together, Penelope.
wouldn't you rather have your mother marry me than him?	No.
don't touch me.	Wouldn't you rather have your mother marry me than him?
i'll kill myself.	The wife of Harold Ryan is going to marry a pansy next?  This is the end of Western Civilization as far as I'm concerned.  You must be crazy as a fruitcake.
i feel like i want to yell my head off--just yell anything.  bulllllllllllllll-dickey!	I'll kill myself.
i don't want to live any more.	I feel like I want to yell my head off--just yell anything.  Bulllllllllllllll-dickey!
that goes double for me.	I don't want to live any more.
thank god!	What a relief!
i worship your father.  that stuffed alligator your mother gave me--the one he shot?  it's the proudest thing in my apartment.	Everybody talks about how rotten kids act.  Grownups can be pretty rotten, too.
don't touch me.  get out of the way.	Men can touch other men, and it doesn't mean a thing.  Haven't you ever seen football players after they've won the Superbowl?
explain it to them.  i'm bugging out of here.	Don't touch me.  Get out of the way.
you sure misunderstood something-- and we'd better get it straight.	Explain it to them.  I'm bugging out of here.
don't!	You sure misunderstood something-- and we'd better get it straight.
what's this?	Don't!
and i wish you'd quit touching me all the time.  it drives me nuts!	What's this?
kid--kid--	And I wish you'd quit touching me all the time.  It drives me nuts!
she doesn't care!  she's not married any more!  she's going to have fun!  i hope you have so much fun you can hardly stand it.  dr. woodly--i hope you make up even better jokes about my father than the ones you've said so far.	Kid--kid--
i had not the slightest inkling.  why didn't you say so?	She doesn't care!  She's not married any more!  She's going to have fun!  I hope you have so much fun you can hardly stand it.  Dr. Woodly--I hope you make up even better jokes about my father than the ones you've said so far.
it's my father's birthday--that's all.  that's all.  who cares about that?	I had not the slightest inkling.  Why didn't you say so?
you bet i'll worry about it.  i said something wrong?	It's my father's birthday--that's all.  That's all.  Who cares about that?
don't worry about it.	You bet I'll worry about it.  I said something wrong?
something's made you sore.	Don't worry about it.
i don't care what she wears.	Something's made you sore.
she's my date tonight.  what do you want her to do--bring the poor old jaguars back to life with a bicycle pump?  bugger off!  ask paul what he thinks.  your mother looks beautiful--right?  kid?  doesn't your mother look nice?  paul?	I don't care what she wears.
then get him.	Okay.
yeah.	Then get him.
it is an emergency, isn't it?	Yeah.
really?	It is an emergency, isn't it?
what does he say to do?	He can hardly talk.
shivers and sweats and groans.  his teeth chatter.  what'll we do?	What does he say to do?
what are his symptoms?	Shivers and sweats and groans.  His teeth chatter.  What'll we do?
that's why i'm crying.	Dr. Woodly?  You know who this is?
i don't get it.	It is you, isn't it, Harold?
there stands the loins from which you've sprung.	I don't get it.
what?	There stands the loins from which you've sprung.
that man is your father.	What?
mom?	That man is your father.
don't know.	For Heaven's sakes!
what's his name?	Don't know.
father's friend.	What's his name?
then who flushed the toilet?	Father's friend.
no.	Then who flushed the toilet?
is norbert still here?	No.
yes, he is.	Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
what difference does that make?  is dr. woodly going to be my father now?	Yes, he is.
who have you been talking to?	What difference does that make?  Is Dr. Woodly going to be my father now?
are you and dr. woodly engaged?	Who have you been talking to?
where will you be?	Anywhere but here.  I'd just sit here and cry about the way my father's been forgotten.
i hate that thing.	It's beautiful.
to only exercise dr. woodly ever gets is playing the violin and making that stupid peace sign.  peace.  peace.  peace, everybody.	I hate that thing.
i don't really know.	To only exercise Dr. Woodly ever gets is playing the violin and making that stupid peace sign.  Peace.  Peace.  Peace, everybody.
j. edgar hoover plays sports.	I don't really know.
a lot of people don't.	J. Edgar Hoover plays sports.
i didn't know that.	A lot of people don't.
norbert was just beginning practice. a real man would have sold her to a catfood company, i suppose.  as far as that goes, j. edgar hoover still lives with his mother.	I didn't know that.
i was afraid to ask.	Norbert was just beginning practice. A real man would have sold her to a catfood company, I suppose.  As far as that goes, J. Edgar Hoover still lives with his mother.
in a railroad accident many years ago.	I was afraid to ask.
how did she lose her feet?	In a railroad accident many years ago.
you know she has no feet!  you want him to abandon his mother, who has no husband, who has no money of her own, who has no feet?	How did she lose her feet?
still lives with his mother.	You know she has no feet!  You want him to abandon his mother, who has no husband, who has no money of her own, who has no feet?
not true.	Still lives with his mother.
you're the only woman he ever took out.	Not true.
that's an interesting piece of news.	You're the only woman he ever took out.
a fairy--a queer.  everybody in the building knows he's a queer.	That's an interesting piece of news.
a what kind of doctor?	A fairy--a queer.  Everybody in the building knows he's a queer.
a vacuum cleaner salesman and a fairy doctor.	A what kind of doctor?
thank you, kind sir.	A vacuum cleaner salesman and a fairy doctor.
if you have to go out with some guy--can't he be more like dad?  herb shuttle and norbert woodly-- can't you do better than those two freaks?	Thank you, kind sir.
not even mutual of omaha thinks so anymore.	If you have to go out with some guy--can't he be more like Dad?  Herb Shuttle and Norbert Woodly-- can't you do better than those two freaks?
he's alive!	Not even Mutual of Omaha thinks so anymore.
he's a ghost!	He's alive!
you're married!  you've already got a husband!	He's a ghost!
oh, paul--	You're married!  You've already got a husband!
stay home tonight!	Oh, Paul--
i know.	Stay home tonight!
maybe he'll come back tonight! it's his birthday.	I know.
i told you this was a simple-minded play.	Maybe he'll come back tonight! It's his birthday.
he's coming back, mom!  he's the bravest, most wonderful man who ever lived.	I told you this was a simple-minded play.
and this is my son, paul.  he was only four years old when his father disappeared.	He's coming back, Mom!  He's the bravest, most wonderful man who ever lived.
he is my father.	No!
he isn't?	He is my father.
he isn't any friend of father.	He isn't?
i didn't get his name.  a friend of your father?	He isn't any friend of Father.
it came yesterday.  i haven't opened it yet.	Maybe it's supposed to end now. Maybe God wouldn't have it any other way.
i hate that thing.	Keeps fairies away!
it's fine!	It's jungle rot!  This room is making everybody sick!  This is your family doctor speaking now.  Here--I brought you something else to hang on your wall, for the sake of variety.
how's the fungus around your thumbnail?	It's fine!
don't worry about it.	How's the fungus around your thumbnail?
i apologize.  but you didn't know him, and neither did i.  how's your asthma?	Don't worry about it.
my father!	I apologize.  But you didn't know him, and neither did I.  How's your asthma?
a monument to a man who thought that what the world needed most was more rhinoceros meat.	My father!
everything stays as it is!	A monument to a man who thought that what the world needed most was more rhinoceros meat.
we don't have a maid any more.	Oh?
you're taking mom out tonight?	You're going out?
peace, everybody--paul, penelope.	You're taking Mom out tonight?
you and harold are friends?	He's the most wonderful guy I ever met, Penelope.  He's the most complicated guy I ever met.  I can't believe it, but he's going to take me to Africa with him.
it's true.	Well--it was nice while it lasted. Thanks for the memories.
you were wonderful.	What's so wonderful if I lost the sale?  You poor kid.
i didn't make my move fast enough. that's it, isn't it?  i was too respectful.	You were wonderful.
i'm saying no--and thank you.	I didn't make my move fast enough. That's it, isn't it?  I was too respectful.
you're saying no.	I'm saying no--and thank you.
thank you, herb.  you're a wonderful man.  you really are. everybody respects you for what you've done for scouting and the little league.	You're saying no.
marry me instead.	Thank you, Herb.  You're a wonderful man.  You really are. Everybody respects you for what you've done for scouting and the Little League.
i'm sorry.	Marry me instead.
i feel as though i had been made a perfect chump of.	I'm sorry.
a week.  we were waiting for the right time to--	I feel as though I had been made a perfect chump of.
how long has this been going on?	A week.  We were waiting for the right time to--
possibly.	How long has this been going on?
what's the matter now?	We got a birthday cake, kid.  Did you see the cake?
what was it?	He told me to take a flying fuck at the moon.
he said one other thing.  it wasn't very nice.	What was it?
we've got to find him.  i want you to show me exactly where you saw him last.  and you stay here, norbert, in case he comes home.  that's all he said--the thing about the key?	He said one other thing.  It wasn't very nice.
before he started to run.  he said his father carried a key to this apartment around his neck--and someday we'd all hear the sound of that key in the door.	We've got to find him.  I want you to show me exactly where you saw him last.  And you stay here, Norbert, in case he comes home.  That's all he said--the thing about the key?
did you talk to paul?	Before he started to run.  He said his father carried a key to this apartment around his neck--and someday we'd all hear the sound of that key in the door.
how nice.	They had this cake somebody else hadn't picked up.  It says, "Happy Birthday, Somebody Else."
for harold.  when paul comes home, we can have some birthday cake.	How nice.
a what?	For Harold.  When Paul comes home, we can have some birthday cake.
then i saw this bakery store that was still open, so i bought a birthday cake.	A what?
you figure!	Then I saw this bakery store that was still open, so I bought a birthday cake.
i figure he ducked in one place and ducked out another.	You figure!
it's dark in there. penelope and that's where he is!	I figure he ducked in one place and ducked out another.
the park!	It's dark in there. PENELOPE And that's where he is!
he ditched me.  he started running, and i started running, then he lost me in the park.	The park!
is he coming home?	He ditched me.  He started running, and I started running, then he lost me in the park.
far as i know.	Is he coming home?
is he all right?	Far as I know.
yeah.	Is he all right?
did you see him?	Yeah.
what then?	We could have had some kind of birthday party for him.  We could have taken Paul to the fight with us.
beautiful!  i've never seen that coat.	Seven jaguars' skins, I'm told. Harold shot every one.  Shall we go?
gentlemen!  is this right for a fight?  it's been so long.	Beautiful!  I've never seen that coat.
coming.	Women are always late.  You'll find out.
if you'll pardon the expression, that's when you'll see the fur and feathers fly.  good night.	Good night.
i see.	If you'll pardon the expression, that's when you'll see the fur and feathers fly.  Good night.
that's when i'll get my confidence back.	I see.
i'm touched.	That's when I'll get my confidence back.
when harold is definitely out of the picture, penelope, when i don't have to worry about doing him wrong or you wrong or paul wrong.  i'm going to ask you to be my wife.	I'm touched.
this conversation took place, incidentally, about three months before harold was declared legally dead.	When Harold is definitely out of the picture, Penelope, when I don't have to worry about doing him wrong or you wrong or Paul wrong.  I'm going to ask you to be my wife.
something happens to my confidence.	This conversation took place, incidentally, about three months before Harold was declared legally dead.
yes?	Something happens to my confidence.
you don't wrestle if you don't have supreme confidence, and i wrestled. but when i get with you, and i say to myself, "my god--here i am with the wife of harold ryan, one of the great heroes of all time--"	Yes?
i don't want to go to vanderbilt.	You don't wrestle if you don't have supreme confidence, and I wrestled. But when I get with you, and I say to myself, "My God--here I am with the wife of Harold Ryan, one of the great heroes of all time--"
if you want to wrestle, you got lehigh.  if you want to play tennis, you go to vanderbilt.	I don't want to go to Vanderbilt.
i know.	If you want to wrestle, you got Lehigh.  If you want to play tennis, you go to Vanderbilt.
i was captain of the wrestling team at lehigh university.	I know.
i'm glad.	I was captain of the wrestling team at Lehigh University.
all through the day i'm so confident.  that's why i'm such a good salesman, you know?  i have confidence, and i look like i have confidence, and that gives other people confidence.  people laugh sometimes when they find out i'm a vacuum cleaner salesman.  they stop laughing, though, when they find out i made forty-three thousand dollars last year.  i've got six other salesmen working under me, and what they all plug into is my confidence.  that's what charges them up.	I'm glad.
that's something i suppose.	All through the day I'm so confident.  That's why I'm such a good salesman, you know?  I have confidence, and I look like I have confidence, and that gives other people confidence.  People laugh sometimes when they find out I'm a vacuum cleaner salesman.  They stop laughing, though, when they find out I made forty-three thousand dollars last year.  I've got six other salesmen working under me, and what they all plug into is my confidence.  That's what charges them up.
he'd assume we had.	That's something I suppose.
or was.  we haven't done anything wrong, you know.	He'd assume we had.
he'd kill me.  he'd be right to kill me, too--the kind of guy he is.	Or was.  We haven't done anything wrong, you know.
doing what?	He'd kill me.  He'd be right to kill me, too--the kind of guy he is.
i keep having this nightmare--that he catches us.	Doing what?
he's not anybody to tell somebody else what to do in a master bedroom.	I'll get ready, Herb.  I didn't expect you this soon.  Please--won't everybody be nice to everybody else while I'm gone?
please--	He's not anybody to tell somebody else what to do in a master bedroom.
do it!	Goodbye.
everything's going to be beautiful.	You fake!  You're no better than the dumbest general in the Pentagon.  You're not going to beat Harold. You're not going to beat anybody. You're not going to stay here, either--yammering and taunting until you're most gloriously killed. Go home!
you fool, you fool.	Oh--look at the poor, crucified violin, would you?
it's really that bad?	You fool, you fool.
get out of here.	It's really that bad?
tell her to have a nice trip.	Thanks.
i'm taking her to the airport a few minutes from now.  she's going to east st. louis--to visit an aunt.	Tell her to have a nice trip.
thank you.  thank you very much.	I believe in miracles now.
we met here earlier this evening.	How neat.  How keen.
you know each other?	We met here earlier this evening.
that's been said before.	He'd go to a movie.  I think that's what he'd do.  If I were sure he was in a movie, I could stop worrying.  We could have him paged.
it's a jungle out there.	That's been said before.
no.  but he's going to be.  if he is in the park and he comes out safely on the other side, i can say to him, "you and i are the only men with balls enough to walk through the park at midnight."  on that we can build.	It's a jungle out there.
he's not your son.	No.  But he's going to be.  If he is in the park and he comes out safely on the other side, I can say to him, "You and I are the only men with balls enough to walk through the park at midnight."  On that we can build.
if he is in the park, luck is all that can save him now, and there's plenty of that.	He's not your son.
we've got to rescue him.	If he is in the park, luck is all that can save him now, and there's plenty of that.
he can make the sound of human footsteps--which is a terrifying sound.	We've got to rescue him.
paul's only twelve years old.	He can make the sound of human footsteps--which is a terrifying sound.
they didn't murder me.	Paul's only twelve years old.
and maybe paul.  what about the murderers?  they're in there!	They didn't murder me.
me, too.  i know something not even the police know--what's in the park at midnight.  nothing.  or, when i'm in there, there's me in there. fear and nobody and me.	And maybe Paul.  What about the murderers?  They're in there!
i'm amazed.	Me, too.  I know something not even the police know--what's in the park at midnight.  Nothing.  Or, when I'm in there, there's me in there. Fear and nobody and me.
to show myself how brave i am.  the issue's in doubt, you know--since i'm always for peace--	I'm amazed.
why would you do that?	To show myself how brave I am.  The issue's in doubt, you know--since I'm always for peace--
every night, penelope, for the past two years, i've made it a point to walk through the park at midnight.	Why would you do that?
meaning?	Every night, Penelope, for the past two years, I've made it a point to walk through the park at midnight.
i'd be dead by now if that were the case.	Meaning?
it's suicide!	I'd be dead by now if that were the case.
i wish paul luck.	It's suicide!
no!  oh no!  three people murdered in there in the last six weeks! the police won't even go in there any more.	I wish Paul luck.
if you warned him against it as much as you say, it's almost a certainty.	No!  Oh no!  Three people murdered in there in the last six weeks! The police won't even go in there any more.
he told me one time what the proudest moment of his life was. he made eagle scout when he was twenty-nine years old.  oh, norbert--promise me that paul has not gone into the park!	If you warned him against it as much as you say, it's almost a certainty.
what kind of a life is that?	He told me one time what the proudest moment of his life was. He made Eagle Scout when he was twenty-nine years old.  Oh, Norbert--promise me that Paul has not gone into the park!
it's an experimental model.  he doesn't dare leave it in his car, for fear it will fall into the hands of competition.	What kind of a life is that?
the what?	It's an experimental model.  He doesn't dare leave it in his car, for fear it will fall into the hands of competition.
that's the xke.	The what?
we've got to dump shuttle.  he brings his vacuum cleaner on dates?	That's the XKE.
the only thing i ever told him about life was, "keep out of the park after the sun goes down."	We've got to dump Shuttle.  He brings his vacuum cleaner on dates?
after this explosion, i think, he'll be able to accept the fact that his mother is going to marry again.	The only thing I ever told him about life was, "Keep out of the park after the sun goes down."
as long as he keeps out of the park.	After this explosion, I think, he'll be able to accept the fact that his mother is going to marry again.
the wilder paul is tonight, the calmer he'll be tomorrow.	As long as he keeps out of the park.
it is?	The wilder Paul is tonight, the calmer he'll be tomorrow.
this is very good for us.	It is?
i never knew when to hold it--or who to ask, or what to say.	Tonight's the night.
what?	Wear a coat of domestic mink.  For the love of God, though, Penelope, don't lightheartedly advertise that the last of the jaguars died for you.
oh no!  wear a coat of cotton--wear a coat of wool.	What?
"war is not healthy for children and other living things." how lovely.	No doubt Paul thinks it stinks.
they made her so sleepy she couldn't work.	Throw out all this junk.  Burn it! This room crawls with tropical disease.
i'm glad somebody finally cried. every time i come in here and see all this unnecessary death, i want to cry.  i don't cry, of course.  not manly, you know.  did she try antihistamines?	They made her so sleepy she couldn't work.
the animals made her sneeze and cry too much.	I'm glad somebody finally cried. Every time I come in here and see all this unnecessary death, I want to cry.  I don't cry, of course.  Not manly, you know.  Did she try antihistamines?
i must take you to an emergency ward sometime--on a saturday night. that's also fun.  i came to see selma, as a matter of fact.	She quit this afternoon.
we made the date three months ago.	I must take you to an emergency ward sometime--on a Saturday night. That's also fun.  I came to see Selma, as a matter of fact.
take plenty of cigars.	We made the date three months ago.
herb shuttle is taking me to a fight.	Take plenty of cigars.
i am dr. norbert woodly--a physician, a healer.  i find it disgusting and frightening that a killer should be a respected member of society.  gentleness must replace violence everywhere, or we are doomed.	Would you like to say something about killing, Colonel?
"happy birthday, wanda june!"	We can take off the "Wanda June" with a butter knife.
minors aren't allowed at fights.	Then we'd stay home and eat venison or something, and look through the scrapbooks.  I've got a friend who has a whole freezer full of striped bass and caribou meat.  I'm going to bring that boy back.
what a beautiful demonstration this is of the utter necessity of rites of passage.	I feel like I've been double- crossed.  If you'd just told me it was Harold's birthday--
if he'd just get into scouting, and camp out some, and see how everybody roughhouses around the fire--	What a beautiful demonstration this is of the utter necessity of rites of passage.
if he'd just come out for the little league, the way i asked him, he'd find out we touch all the time--shove each other, slug each other, and just horse around.  i'm going to go get him--	Don't!  Let him have all the privacy he wants.  Let him grieve, let him rage.  There has never been a funeral for his father.
it's good.  let him go.	If he'd just come out for the Little League, the way I asked him, he'd find out we touch all the time--shove each other, slug each other, and just horse around.  I'm going to go get him--
kid--kid--	It's good.  Let him go.
you think you're so funny.  you're not even funny.  right?  right?  you don't hurt yourself if you start out slow.	You're preparing him for a career in the slaughterhouses of Dubuque?  Take care of your body, yes!  But don't become a bender of horseshoes and railroad spikes.  Don't become obsessed by your musculature.  Any one of these poor, dead animals here was a thousand times the athlete you can ever hope to be. Their magic was in their muscles. Your magic is in your brains!
he died of a massive rupture.	You think you're so funny.  You're not even funny.  Right?  Right?  You don't hurt yourself if you start out slow.
you ever hear the story about the boy who carried a calf around the barn every day?	He died of a massive rupture.
maybe god has let everybody who ever lived be reborn--so he or she can see how it ends.  even pithecanthropus erectus and australopithecus and sinanthropus pekensis and the neanderthalers are back on earth--to see how it ends. they're all on times square--making change for peepshows.  or recruiting marines.	You ever hear the story about the boy who carried a calf around the barn every day?
start with the smallest weights. every week add a pound or two.	Maybe God has let everybody who ever lived be reborn--so he or she can see how it ends.  Even Pithecanthropus erectus and Australopithecus and Sinanthropus pekensis and the Neanderthalers are back on Earth--to see how it ends. They're all on Times Square--making change for peepshows.  Or recruiting Marines.
chinese maniacs and russian maniacs and american maniacs and french maniacs and british maniacs have turned this lovely, moist, nourishing blue-green ball into a doomsday device.  let a radar set and a computer mistake a hawk or a meteor for a missile, and that's the end of mankind.	You can believe that if you want. I talk to guys like you, and I want to commit suicide.  You get that weight-lifting set I sent you?
none of my relatives are chinese communists.  speak for yourself.	Chinese maniacs and Russian maniacs and American maniacs and French maniacs and British maniacs have turned this lovely, moist, nourishing blue-green ball into a doomsday device.  Let a radar set and a computer mistake a hawk or a meteor for a missile, and that's the end of mankind.
it's the planet that's in ghastly trouble now and all our brothers and sisters thereon.	None of my relatives are Chinese Communists.  Speak for yourself.
i'm sick of this argument.  i just have one more thing to say: if you elect a president, you support him, no matter what he does.  that's the only way you can have a country!	It's the planet that's in ghastly trouble now and all our brothers and sisters thereon.
the late mrs. harold ryan.	I'm sick of this argument.  I just have one more thing to say: If you elect a President, you support him, no matter what he does.  That's the only way you can have a country!
we simply stop doing that--dropping things on each other, eating each other alive.	Penelope!  We're late!
which we do.  but we can stop doing that.	We simply stop doing that--dropping things on each other, eating each other alive.
phooey.	Which we do.  But we can stop doing that.
that's not true either--or needn't be, unless we make it true.	Phooey.
or get eaten alive.	That's not true either--or needn't be, unless we make it true.
not true.	Or get eaten alive.
you've got to fight from time to time.	Not true.
is that a fact?	That maid just quit.  The place is a mess.  You can start in the master bedroom.
i'm glad you brought your vacuum cleaner.	Is that a fact?
hi kid.  would you look what the car dragged in.	I'm glad you brought your vacuum cleaner.
we're going to have jackets, aren't we?	You bet! "The Harold Ryan Fan Club." Pink, eh?  With a yellow streak up the back.  We got very good tailor shops up here.  They'll make you any kind of uniform, any kind of sweatsuit you want.  Judas Iscariot--he's got this black jacket with a skull and crossbones over the heart.  He walks around all hunched over, and he never looks anybody in the eye, and written on the back of his jacket are the words, "Go take a flying--
it was almost worth the trip--to find out that jesus christ in heaven was just another guy, playing shuffleboard.  i like his sense of humor, though--you know? he's got a blue-and-gold warm-up jacket he wears.  you know what it says on the back? "pontius pilate athletic club." most people don't get it.  most people think there really is a pontius pilate athletic club.	We're going to have jackets, aren't we?
walt disney, who gave us snow white and the seven dwarfs, plays shuffleboard.  jesus christ plays shuffleboard.	It was almost worth the trip--to find out that Jesus Christ in Heaven was just another guy, playing shuffleboard.  I like his sense of humor, though--you know? He's got a blue-and-gold warm-up jacket he wears.  You know what it says on the back? "Pontius Pilate Athletic Club." Most people don't get it.  Most people think there really is a Pontius Pilate Athletic Club.
jack the ripper plays shuffleboard.	Walt Disney, who gave us Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, plays shuffleboard.  Jesus Christ plays shuffleboard.
lewis carroll, who wrote alice in wonderland, plays shuffleboard.	Jack the Ripper plays shuffleboard.
mozart plays shuffleboard.	Lewis Carroll, who wrote Alice in Wonderland, plays shuffleboard.
albert einstein plays shuffleboard.	Mozart plays shuffleboard.
we have enough for a shuffleboard team.  in heaven, shuffleboard is everything.  hitler plays shuffleboard.	Albert Einstein plays shuffleboard.
we only have two members so far, but it's growing all the time.	We have enough for a shuffleboard team.  In Heaven, shuffleboard is everything.  Hitler plays shuffleboard.
yes, we do.	We only have two members so far, but it's growing all the time.
we have this new club up here in heaven.	Yes, we do.
no. i don't think so.	You sure? We have regular sessions, too. Only twenty dollars?
i don't really want... 'body to body contact.'	That you may discuss with the girl of your choice in the privacy of your room.
what we offer here is nude body to body contact on a bed in a private room. it's twenty dollars a half hour, thirty dollars an hour. anything else you desire may be discussed in the privacy of your room. tips are allowed. we accept bank americard, master charge and american express.	I don't really want... 'body to body contact.'
no.	What we offer here is nude body to body contact on a bed in a private room. It's twenty dollars a half hour, thirty dollars an hour. Anything else you desire may be discussed in the privacy of your room. Tips are allowed. We accept Bank Americard, Master Charge and American Express.
hello. my name is beatrice. have you been here before?	No.
i'm sorry, mr. brown. i'm sure you're very good, but at the moment, i've got nothing for you. if something comes up, we'll give you a call.	Shit! You just don't want to hire a nigger, that's all. I knew this was a scam. I shouldn'ta come.
what do you mean, not the type? don't you know who i am? i'm big dick brown! i've been in more porno movies than you ever saw. i've worked with harry reems. i've worked with johnny wad. not the type! i can come ten times a day. i can keep it hard two hours at a time. my cock is nine inches long.	I'm sorry, Mr. Brown. I'm sure you're very good, but at the moment, I've got nothing for you. If something comes up, we'll give you a call.
no, just not the type.	What do you mean, not the type? Don't you know who I am? I'm Big Dick Brown! I've been in more porno movies than you ever saw. I've worked with Harry Reems. I've worked with Johnny Wad. Not the type! I can come ten times a day. I can keep it hard two hours at a time. My cock is nine inches long.
you mean i'm black?	No, just not the type.
you're not exactly the type we're looking for.	You mean I'm black?
what are you doing?	Two officers have been assigned to the case. I can't keep them on indefinitely, but we'll go through every lead.
i said i hope she's a runaway. better that than she just disappears like so many others do. sometimes they turn up years later, sometimes not. a lot of crimes go unreported, unknown. these are realities.	What are you doing?
there's something wrong here. kristen is not the type of girl to just up and leave.	I said I hope she's a runaway. Better that than she just disappears like so many others do. Sometimes they turn up years later, sometimes not. A lot of crimes go unreported, unknown. These are realities.
there's no evidence of any foul play at present. i hope she's just a runaway.	There's something wrong here. Kristen is not the type of girl to just up and leave.
but is she, has...	There's no evidence of any foul play at present. I hope she's just a runaway.
the boy your daughter was talking to didn't work at the park. we've interviewed everybody there.	But is she, has...
big threat. tv would ream you.	Keep me informed of what he's up to. You help me, I'll help you.
we aren't gonna arrest him for that...	Big threat. TV would ream you.
if he has anything to say about it, yeah. i've been asking a lot of questions and i don't like the answers i'm getting. he's made a lot of people nervous, including some poor faggot who thought he was going to be a movie star.	We aren't gonna arrest him for that...
i heard you the first time. we had nothing to go on with this kid. just a runaway.  do you really think he's in danger?	If he has anything to say about it, yeah. I've been asking a lot of questions and I don't like the answers I'm getting. He's made a lot of people nervous, including some poor faggot who thought he was going to be a movie star.
you're going to thank me for this. you know what the media's like. they love this kinda shit. if that guy goes off half-cocked and gets himself hurt, you're going to have so much bad publicity, you...	I heard you the first time. We had nothing to go on with this kid. Just a runaway.  Do you really think he's in danger?
apparently your friend has gone into mexico. a border guard responded to the apb. how does it feel to have the l.a.p.d. doing your work for you?	You're going to thank me for this. You know what the media's like. They love this kinda shit. If that guy goes off half-cocked and gets himself hurt, you're going to have so much bad publicity, you...
wait?	Where is he? Where's the bastard that runs this shit hole?
who is it? that blond guy? where is he? i'm going to talk to someone.	Wait?
i'm getting angry. i want some answers.  where's the guy who runs this place?	Who is it? That blond guy? Where is he? I'm going to talk to someone.
wait a minute, that's going to cost you more than forty bucks.	I'm getting angry. I want some answers.  Where's the guy who runs this place?
i'm getting angry.	Wait a minute, that's going to cost you more than forty bucks.
look, i don't know anybody. i never seen her before.	I'm getting angry.
...about this woman.  i'm trying to find her. do you know her?	Look, I don't know anybody. I never seen her before.
that's cool.	...about this woman.  I'm trying to find her. Do you know her?
i said i just wanted to talk to you...	That's cool.
now, what do you want?	I said I just wanted to talk to you...
i'll give you a tip. here's forty dollars.	Now, what do you want?
what do you want to tip me for? look, you got to spell it out. whatever you want, just say it.	I'll give you a tip. Here's forty dollars.
what do you mean?	What do you want to tip me for? Look, you got to spell it out. Whatever you want, just say it.
sure. what do you want? tips can be anywhere from thirty dollars to seventy dollars.	What do you mean?
you want a tip?	Sure. What do you want? Tips can be anywhere from thirty dollars to seventy dollars.
look, that twenty dollars you just paid, i don't get any of that. that goes to the guys that own this place. i get two bucks an hour, minus ten percent for a bail fund. i make all my money on tips.	You want a tip?
what do you mean?	Look, that twenty dollars you just paid, I don't get any of that. That goes to the guys that own this place. I get two bucks an hour, minus ten percent for a bail fund. I make all my money on tips.
are you going to stiff me?	What do you mean?
no, felice, i'm not a cop. in fact, right now i've got as little respect for the police as you do.  i'm looking for a girl. a runaway. i need someone to help me.	Are you going to stiff me?
cops aren't allowed to do that either. a judge ruled that that was entrapment. don't ask me why. i guess he figured the sight of a vice officer's dong would make a girl unable to stop herself.	No, Felice, I'm not a cop. In fact, right now I've got as little respect for the police as you do.  I'm looking for a girl. A runaway. I need someone to help me.
what?	Cops aren't allowed to do that either. A judge ruled that that was entrapment. Don't ask me why. I guess he figured the sight of a Vice Officer's dong would make a girl unable to stop herself.
pull out your cock.	What?
well, actually i wanted to ask about this girl. i have her picture here.	Pull out your cock.
i have to ask you that. if you were vice you couldn't deny it. you ought to dress less square. you wouldn't get hassled so much. here, let me help you get that tie off.	Well, actually I wanted to ask about this girl. I have her picture here.
no, i don't.	I have to ask you that. If you were Vice you couldn't deny it. You ought to dress less square. You wouldn't get hassled so much. Here, let me help you get that tie off.
you're not vice, are you?  do you work for the los angeles police department, or do you have any other affiliation with any law enforcement agency?	No, I don't.
there's a girl i want to ask you about.	You're not Vice, are you?  Do you work for the Los Angeles Police Department, or do you have any other affiliation with any law enforcement agency?
sit down. make yourself comfortable. my name's felice.	There's a girl I want to ask you about.
well, i want to...	Sit down. Make yourself comfortable. My name's Felice.
you're still dressed?	Well, I want to...
do you have any particular choice of girl?	You'll be fine.
okay. i'll take a half hour.	Do you have any particular choice of girl?
you may do that in the privacy of your room.	Okay. I'll take a half hour.
i just want to ask some questions.	You may do that in the privacy of your room.
do you want to take a session?	I just want to ask some questions.
yeah.	Do you want to take a session?
we offer female wrestling, that is, nude body to body contact, with a girl of your choice in a private room. twenty dollars a half hour, thirty dollars hour. any other arrangements may be discussed in the privacy of your room. tipping is permitted. we accept bank americard, master charge and american express.	Yeah.
no.	We offer Female Wrestling, that is, nude body to body contact, with a girl of your choice in a private room. Twenty dollars a half hour, thirty dollars hour. Any other arrangements may be discussed in the privacy of your room. Tipping is permitted. We accept Bank Americard, Master Charge and American Express.
okay.	'Film Producer seeks young men, 18 to 25, for hardcore film. Prior film experience a must. Call Jake at Players Motel. 777 Vine. 463-5671.
'film producer' -- that should be in caps, bold face.	Okay.
just one.	The rate is a dollar per line, a dollar and a half bold face.
how many weeks?	Just one.
i'd like to place a 'personals' ad in the free press.	How many weeks?
i was told there was a real nice girl here named joanne. quite young.	That's Charity. She's out back. She'll be free in half hour.
man, how many girls do you need?	I was told there was a real nice girl here named Joanne. Quite young.
that's all you got, three girls?	Man, how many girls do you need?
my name is hope. this is faith.  charity's in back.	That's all you got, three girls?
what girls you got here?	My name is Hope. This is Faith.  Charity's in back.
i don't know no tod.	What girls you got here?
i'm looking for tod. is he in?	I don't know no Tod.
...the disciplines: bondage, domination and humiliation.	I'm looking for Tod. Is he in?
yeah, yeah...	...the disciplines: bondage, domination and humiliation.
we offer...	Yeah, yeah...
yeah.	We offer...
hello. you want some information?	Yeah.
kristen went on that convention today, didn't she?	Yeah. How did you know?
if you say so.	Kristen went on that convention today, didn't she?
yes. i think it'll look better.	If you say so.
are you sure it's all right?	Yes. I think it'll look better.
okay, mr. van dorn, i think we could knock that pavonine blue a bit.	Are you sure it's all right?
yeah.	Okay, Mr. Van Dorn, I think we could knock that Pavonine blue a bit.
overpowering?	Yeah.
yeah. he's a nice guy. don't lose him. maybe we could tone down this stripe a bit. it's a little...	Overpowering?
sam?	Yeah. He's a nice guy. Don't lose him. Maybe we could tone down this stripe a bit. It's a little...
are you still going with that fella that teaches at grand valley?	Sam?
pavonine. it's the same tint as the stripe in the fabric.	Are you still going with that fella that teaches at Grand Valley?
what's that shade of blue called?	Pavonine. It's the same tint as the stripe in the fabric.
mr. van dorn, i've worked on the color scheme for weeks. i think it's just right.	What's that shade of blue called?
yeah, overpowering. that was the word i was looking for.	Mr. Van Dorn, I've worked on the color scheme for weeks. I think it's just right.
no, that would be much too overpowering.	Yeah, overpowering. That was the word I was looking for.
no, no. i wouldn't hire a display designer if i didn't trust her taste. maybe we should bring in more of that shade. perhaps a stripe across the back wall.	No, that would be much too overpowering.
not really. but if you want me to tone it down...	No, no. I wouldn't hire a display designer if I didn't trust her taste. Maybe we should bring in more of that shade. Perhaps a stripe across the back wall.
don't you think it's a little too... bright?	Not really. But if you want me to tone it down...
i like it, mr. van dorn.	Don't you think it's a little too... bright?
what do you think of this... ah, shade of blue, mary.	I like it, Mr. Van Dorn.
i tried to get more, but this is the limit. the de vries line has the same area.	What do you think of this... ah, shade of blue, Mary.
is this all the display space we can get?	I tried to get more, but this is the limit. The De Vries line has the same area.
but then you'll forget about me.	Where is he, Niki?
listen, niki. my daughter's been missing five months. i've gone through a lot to find out what's happened to her. i just saw a girl killed. i will not let tod slip out of my hands. you have to tell me where he is.	But then you'll forget about me.
i can't tell you that.	Listen, Niki. My daughter's been missing five months. I've gone through a lot to find out what's happened to her. I just saw a girl killed. I will not let Tod slip out of my hands. You have to tell me where he is.
where is he?	I can't tell you that.
what happened?	Where is he?
tod gave me the slip. i have to find him again. where does he live?	What happened?
did you find out where she was?	Tod gave me the slip. I have to find him again. Where does he live?
look, niki, this really isn't my business. i don't know anything about...	So I guess we're both fucked, huh? But at least you get to go to heaven. I don't get shit.
my man. 'pimp.' i split 'cause he don't treat me for shit. thinks he's so cool 'cause he's black. i once tried to take my clothes but he says, 'you can't take 'em 'cause they're my clothes -- i bought 'em.' yeah, with my fucking money...	Look, Niki, this really isn't my business. I don't know anything about...
granville?	My man. 'Pimp.' I split 'cause he don't treat me for shit. Thinks he's so cool 'cause he's black. I once tried to take my clothes but he says, 'You can't take 'em 'cause they're my clothes -- I bought 'em.' Yeah, with my fucking money...
don't get upset. i lied too. i don't make no five hundred dollars a week. everything i make goes to granville.	Granville?
i don't blame you, niki. really i don't. it's this culture, where everything's based on sex, sold on sex...  ...magazines, music, tv. it's destroying everything. buy this 'cause of sex, use this 'cause of sex. kids think it's normal. they think they're supposed to talk dirty, wear scanty clothes...	Don't get upset. I lied too. I don't make no five hundred dollars a week. Everything I make goes to Granville.
just a guess. did you have it good with your wife? you know, sex.	I don't blame you, Niki. Really I don't. It's this culture, where everything's based on sex, sold on sex...  ...magazines, music, TV. It's destroying everything. Buy this 'cause of sex, use this 'cause of sex. Kids think it's normal. They think they're supposed to talk dirty, wear scanty clothes...
yeah.  she was the one called joanne. how'd you find that out?	Just a guess. Did you have it good with your wife? You know, sex.
she left you right?	Yeah.  She was the one called Joanne. How'd you find that out?
just a guess. she ain't dead though is she?	She left you right?
why do you say that?	Just a guess. She ain't dead though is she?
you wife isn't dead is she?	Why do you say that?
what makes you so sure?	You wife isn't dead is she?
i wouldn't expect too much. i mean about her coming back. once a girl gets into the life.	What makes you so sure?
but what?	I wouldn't expect too much. I mean about her coming back. Once a girl gets into the life.
look, i really don't know your daughter but...	But what?
grand rapids? of course.	On your own land?
do you live in a house back in wherever.	Grand Rapids? Of course.
they are the same.	Do you live in a house back in wherever.
i know what you mean. after a while they all look the same.	They are the same.
i must have been in more motel rooms this week than in the rest of my life. at least it feels that way.	I know what you mean. After a while they all look the same.
just a second. it's my ass i'm risking. you better do it my way. these fuckers don't mess around.	I must have been in more motel rooms this week than in the rest of my life. At least it feels that way.
where does he live.	Just a second. It's my ass I'm risking. You better do it my way. These fuckers don't mess around.
rot in hell, honey.  he's busy now.	Where does he live.
tod'll meet you at the bookstore at eddy and o'farrell tomorrow noon. i told him you were a 'specialty' customer.	Why can't I meet him now?
it doesn't make any sense to me.	Tod'll meet you at the bookstore at Eddy and O'Farrell tomorrow noon. I told him you were a 'specialty' customer.
it's not quite the same thing.	It doesn't make any sense to me.
if you see anything from the inside it makes sense. you ought to hear perverts talk. a guy once almost had me convinced to let his dachshund fuck me.	It's not quite the same thing.
i'll admit it's confusing from the outside. you've got to see it from the inside.	If you see anything from the inside it makes sense. You ought to hear perverts talk. A guy once almost had me convinced to let his dachshund fuck me.
i thought i was fucked up.	I'll admit it's confusing from the outside. You've got to see it from the inside.
yeah.  well, mostly.	I thought I was fucked up.
you really believe all that?	Yeah.  Well, mostly.
out of gratitude for being chosen. that's where grace comes in. god first chooses you, then allows you, by grace, to choose him of your own free will.	You really believe all that?
wow. then why be good? either you're saved or you ain't.	Out of gratitude for being chosen. That's where Grace comes in. God first chooses you, then allows you, by Grace, to choose Him of your own free will.
more or less.	Wow. Then why be good? Either you're saved or you ain't.
so it's already worked out. the fix is in?	More or less.
he has to. that's predestination. if god is omniscient, if he knows everything -- and he wouldn't be god if he didn't -- then he must have known, even before the creation of the world, the names of those who would be saved.	So it's already worked out. The fix is in?
wait, wait. i'm trying to figure this out. this is like rona barrett. before you become saved, god already knows who you are?	He has to. That's Predestination. If God is omniscient, if He knows everything -- and He wouldn't be God if He didn't -- then He must have known, even before the creation of the world, the names of those who would be saved.
i is for irresistible grace. god's grace cannot be resisted or denied. and p is for the perseverance of the saints. once you are in grace you cannot fall from the number of the elect. and that's the 'tulip.'	Wait, wait. I'm trying to figure this out. This is like Rona Barrett. Before you become saved, God already knows who you are?
no, please go on.	I is for Irresistible Grace. God's grace cannot be resisted or denied. And P is for the Perseverance of the Saints. Once you are in Grace you cannot fall from the number of the elect. And that's the 'TULIP.'
i can stop if you want.	No, please go on.
fuck.	I can stop if you want.
be that as it may. u is for unconditional election. god has chosen a certain number of people to be saved, the elect, and he has chosen them from the beginning of time. l is for limited atonement. only a limited number will be atoned, will go to heaven.	Fuck.
shit.	Be that as it may. U is for Unconditional Election. God has chosen a certain number of people to be saved, The Elect, and He has chosen them from the beginning of time. L is for Limited Atonement. Only a limited number will be atoned, will go to Heaven.
t stands for total depravity, that is, all men, through original sin, are totally evil and incapable of good. 'all my works are like filthy rags in the sight of the lord.'	Shit.
yeah, yeah, go on.	T stands for Total depravity, that is, all men, through original sin, are totally evil and incapable of good. 'All my works are like filthy rags in the sight of the Lord.'
it's an anagram. it comes from the canons of dort. every letter stands for a different belief. t-u-l-i-p. like -- are you sure you're interested in this?	Yeah, yeah, go on.
what the crap?	It's an anagram. It comes from the Canons of Dort. Every letter stands for a different belief. T-U-L-I-P. Like -- are you sure you're interested in this?
they believe in the 'tulip.'	What the crap?
do they believe in reincarnation? i believe in reincarnation.	They believe in the 'TULIP.'
christian reformed. it's a dutch calvinist denomination.	Do they believe in reincarnation? I believe in reincarnation.
you have to believe in something. what do they believe in -- the whatjamacillit church?	Christian Reformed. It's a Dutch Calvinist denomination.
he deals in pain.	Is Kristen safe?
what does that mean?  what does he do?	He deals in pain.
tod was.  he was with ratan.	What does that mean?  What does he do?
they were here?	Tod was.  He was with Ratan.
tijuana.	They were here?
what's t-j?	Tijuana.
what do you care about?	I care about my daughter.
i don't see why i must justify myself to you. i don't care about the things you do. i don't care what's happening in new york or los angeles. i don't care about movies or tv. i don't care who's on johnny carson.	What do you care about?
not very.	We're just alike. You think sex is so unimportant you don't do it. I think sex is so unimportant I don't care who I do it with.
how important do you think sex is?	Not very.
but it's all you do.	How important do you think sex is?
neither am i.	But it's all you do.
no.	Neither am I.
why? are you a sex fiend?	No.
you and i, niki, have very different ideas about sex.	Why? Are you a sex fiend?
no.	You and I, Niki, have very different ideas about sex.
you used to work at copper penny?	No.
don't knock it. a girl can save up a lot money doing this -- big money. then you're free. you can go off to europe, meet somebody, get married. my girlfriend's going to buy her own beauty parlor. not me. i'm gonna travel. 'keep movin' that's my motto.  would you rather work at copper penny at a dollar-eighty an hour, having every two-bit cocksucker able to yell at you? i can make more money suc... doing what i do for five minutes than i can all week at another job.	You used to work at Copper Penny?
no. but does it make any difference?  how did you get to be the way you are?	Don't knock it. A girl can save up a lot money doing this -- big money. Then you're free. You can go off to Europe, meet somebody, get married. My girlfriend's going to buy her own beauty parlor. Not me. I'm gonna travel. 'Keep movin' that's my motto.  Would you rather work at Copper Penny at a dollar-eighty an hour, having every two-bit cocksucker able to yell at you? I can make more money suc... doing what I do for five minutes than I can all week at another job.
is that the way it was with you?	No. But does it make any difference?  How did you get to be the way you are?
did you ever live in a room with six people and you didn't have any money, any food, any furniture? have your brother come out, his car break down, he can't get a job? your friends stealing food, going through trash behind a supermarket?	Is that the way it was with you?
okay, tell me. why do you live like you do?	Did you ever live in a room with six people and you didn't have any money, any food, any furniture? Have your brother come out, his car break down, he can't get a job? Your friends stealing food, going through trash behind a supermarket?
you don't understand shit.	Okay, tell me. Why do you live like you do?
okay. sucking off. now does that make me as good as you?	You don't understand shit.
'sucking off.'	Okay. Sucking off. Now does that make me as good as you?
say what?	'Sucking off.'
you never met a working girl before, have you? you think i like sucking off guys all night? maybe i do. so what?  you can't even say it, can you?	Say what?
you know what i'm talking about.	You never met a working girl before, have you? You think I like sucking off guys all night? Maybe I do. So what?  You can't even say it, can you?
what rate?	You know what I'm talking about.
you won't keep growing at this rate.	What rate?
at least i'm a growing person.	You won't keep growing at this rate.
you really shouldn't eat like that. all that sugar. it's not good for you.	At least I'm a growing person.
she's dead.	Hey, don't worry about it. Your daughter's around. We'll find her in a couple days.
and your wife? where's she?	She's dead.
her name is kristen. she disappeared a couple of months ago.	And your wife? Where's she?
jesus.	Her name is Kristen. She disappeared a couple of months ago.
yeah.  i'm her father.	Jesus.
of joanne's?	Yeah.  I'm her father.
a friend.	Of Joanne's?
i didn't think so. i've fucked detectives. who are you?	A friend.
no.	I didn't think so. I've fucked detectives. Who are you?
you're not a private detective either, are you?	No.
ulcers.	You're not a private detective either, are you?
you don't drink?	Ulcers.
i don't drink, but you can go out.	You don't drink?
you have anything to drink? you want to go out and get something?	I don't drink, but you can go out.
niki. calm down. relax. let's just talk for a while. then, later, you'll go back to your room and we'll get some sleep.	You have anything to drink? You want to go out and get something?
huh?	Niki. Calm down. Relax. Let's just talk for a while. Then, later, you'll go back to your room and we'll get some sleep.
no.	Huh?
i thought you were going to bed?	I am.
tonight. when you get out, we'll go.  why didn't you tell the other detective?	This is different. This is nine hundred dollars.
when do we start?	Tonight. When you get out, we'll go.  Why didn't you tell the other detective?
okay. my client pays for it anyway.	When do we start?
make it nine hundred. that was my best week.	Okay. My client pays for it anyway.
half now, half later.	Make it nine hundred. That was my best week.
up front?	Half now, half later.
i'll give you $700 a week, cash, if you help me find this girl.	Up front?
this is just temporary. i once made nine hundred in outcall.	I'll give you $700 a week, cash, if you help me find this girl.
three hundred?	This is just temporary. I once made nine hundred in outcall.
here? what a joke. there was some detective asking about that girl.	Three hundred?
something like that. how much do you make?	Here? What a joke. There was some detective asking about that girl.
are you a private detective?	Something like that. How much do you make?
how much do you make a week, niki?	Are you a private detective?
you're not a film producer, are you?	How much do you make a week, Niki?
if we went there, would you be able to find him?	You're not a film producer, are you?
last i heard he went to san diego.	If we went there, would you be able to find him?
where's he?	Last I heard he went to San Diego.
tod might know.	Where's he?
where is she?	Tod might know.
do you know where she would be?	Where is she?
nah.	Do you know where she would be?
do you know where she lives?	Nah.
no. i saw her with tod.	Do you know where she lives?
you know her?	No. I saw her with Tod.
joanne?	You know her?
um-hm. live sound.	Got any parts? I'm free. Not free- free, but, you know, free. I don't really do this.
you making a feature?	Um-hm. Live sound.
yeah.	You making a feature?
do i know you? weren't you on the set the other night? with ramada.	Yeah.
i'm making a film. jim sullivan's going to be in it. he said you might know where tod is.	Do I know you? Weren't you on the set the other night? With Ramada.
it's your money. you talk.	I'm making a film. Jim Sullivan's going to be in it. He said you might know where Tod is.
too bad. i wasn't in it.	It's your money. You talk.
no.	Too bad. I wasn't in it.
sure. like in mikey and niki. did you see that picture?	No.
are you niki?	Sure. Like in Mikey and Niki. Did you see that picture?
i work with ramada. we're doing some pictures together.	Well, next time you talk to him, tell him to pay his actresses more.
she thinks so.  what do you do?	I work with Ramada. We're doing some pictures together.
the other girl is the star?	She thinks so.  What do you do?
you kidding? three days work. i finish tonight.	The other girl is the star?
are you the star of this picture?	You kidding? Three days work. I finish tonight.
andy, can you do something for her? maybe money...	Go home, pilgrim. There's nothing you can do. Forget this place. Start over.
just leave me alone.	But I'm here to help you...
what happened, pilgrim?	Just leave me alone.
does she know anything about this?	Who? The whore? No. She's just a victim. A dime a dozen.
don't do anything more. i'll find out what i can.	Does she know anything about this?
it's just a name.	Don't do anything more. I'll find out what I can.
you know, it's possible to buy anything on this earth. you can buy child whores, slaves. you can have people raped, killed...  one of the men who supposedly arranges such things is named ratan. he usually isn't in this country.  how'd you hear about him?	It's just a name.
i just heard. who is he?	You know, it's possible to buy anything on this earth. You can buy child whores, slaves. You can have people raped, killed...  One of the men who supposedly arranges such things is named Ratan. He usually isn't in this country.  How'd you hear about him?
where'd you hear that name?	I just heard. Who is he?
who is ratan?	Where'd you hear that name?
like what?	Who is Ratan?
why don't you tell me something for a change?	Like what?
i'm sorry about that. have you found anything out? you've got to tell me.	Why don't you tell me something for a change?
you sure as hell haven't been any help.	I'm sorry about that. Have you found anything out? You've got to tell me.
listen, pilgrim, you're way out on a limb here. you don't know what you're into.	You sure as hell haven't been any help.
yeah, sure.	Listen, pilgrim, you're way out on a limb here. You don't know what you're into.
nah. they don't care about some faggot hustler. they're more interested in your daughter's health -- and yours. like i am.	Yeah, sure.
do the police want to arrest me?	Nah. They don't care about some faggot hustler. They're more interested in your daughter's health -- and yours. Like I am.
i felt like such a shit, pilgrim, after what i did to you -- not that i did anything wrong -- that i kept investigating, poking around. there's some poor s.o.b. in l.a. with his face all bent out of shape who you've damaged his movie career. lucky for him, people don't look at his face.	Do the police want to arrest me?
what are you doing here?	I felt like such a shit, pilgrim, after what I did to you -- not that I did anything wrong -- that I kept investigating, poking around. There's some poor s.o.b. in L.A. with his face all bent out of shape who you've damaged his movie career. Lucky for him, people don't look at his face.
but this is my apartment.	Get out!
get out.	But this is my apartment.
i'm only human, you know.	Get out.
get out. get out of here, goddammit.	I'm only human, you know.
oh, fuck off. you should stay where you belong.	Get out. Get out of here, Goddammit.
research, my ass. i suppose these are the 'extra expenses' i've been paying for? and in the middle of the morning, too.	Oh, fuck off. You should stay where you belong.
i ain't cheated you, pilgrim. this is research, damn it! that girl could have told us something.	Research, my ass. I suppose these are the 'extra expenses' I've been paying for? And in the middle of the morning, too.
you like this, don't you. showing me... this.	I hate it. But you gotta know, buddy.  A lot of strange things happen in this world. Things you don't know about in Grand Rapids. Things you don't want to know about. Doors that should never be opened. I've known more about this sort of thing than a man should. Don't ask me why.
yeah. probably.	You like this, don't you. Showing me... this.
do you think she's safe?	Yeah. Probably.
the police? they know less than you do.	Do you think she's safe?
but the police...	The police? They know less than you do.
it was called 'slave of love' when i bought it. next time it's sold, it'll be called something else.	But the police...
what's it called?	It was called 'Slave of Love' when I bought it. Next time it's sold, it'll be called something else.
wait. slow down. a film like this, 16mm, cost two three hundred dollars, sold outright, shown in peep machines, maybe theatres, maybe not, is almost impossible to track. 'nobody' makes it; 'nobody' shows it; 'nobody' sees it. it's like it doesn't even exist.	What's it called?
what do you mean?	Wait. Slow down. A film like this, 16mm, cost two three hundred dollars, sold outright, shown in peep machines, maybe theatres, maybe not, is almost impossible to track. 'Nobody' makes it; 'nobody' shows it; 'nobody' sees it. It's like it doesn't even exist.
i don't know.	What do you mean?
who made it?	I don't know.
i bought it at a store in l.a.	Who made it?
where did you get that film?	I bought it at a store in L.A.
i don't know.	Where did you get that film?
where is she?	I don't know.
hmm.	There's a little stall theatre up here.  It's closed now, but I'm borrowing it for an hour. I think there's something you'd better see.
yeah.  all over. even here in grand rapids.	Hmm.
they are?	Yeah.  All over. Even here in Grand Rapids.
they're legal now.	They are?
no.	They're legal now.
yeah. you ever seen any of those?	No.
that's like a stag film.	Yeah. You ever seen any of those?
do you know what a "hardcore" movie is?	That's like a stag film.
no.	Do you know what a "hardcore" movie is?
have you ever seen any, ah, pornographic movies, jake?	No.
what do you mean?	Have you ever seen any, ah, pornographic movies, Jake?
i don't know.	What do you mean?
where is she?	I don't know.
i've got some news. your daughter's all right. at least i think she is.	Where is she?
what have you found out?	I've got some news. Your daughter's all right. At least I think she is.
this used to be a real city. i was here about fifteen years ago. embezzlement case. it was always a little religious for my taste, but at least it was a city. with a downtown and all.	What have you found out?
i'll be there.	This used to be a real city. I was here about fifteen years ago. Embezzlement case. It was always a little religious for my taste, but at least it was a city. With a downtown and all.
what are you paying me for?	I'll be there.
i've got a meeting...	What are you paying me for?
can you meet me in about an hour? at the pantlind hotel?	I've got a meeting...
in g.r.? why?	Can you meet me in about an hour? At the Pantlind Hotel?
i'm back in grand rapids.	In G.R.? Why?
where are you? the connection sounds very good.	I'm back in Grand Rapids.
yeah.	Where are you? The connection sounds very good.
mast?	Yeah.
mr. van dorn?	Mast?
hello?	Mr. Van Dorn?
and better?	I suppose. But I'll tell you, Jake, I'm like a little animal. When I get my teeth into something I never let go. If your daughter's here, I'll track her down.
as i was saying, i'll pick up the thread. there's a number of ways i can go. there's not much you can do here. stay if you want. maybe it'd be better if you went back home. go through kristen's personal stuff. ask around, maybe she knew somebody out here.  look, i do this a lot. i work at a minimum rate of $750.00 a week. it may seem like a lot of money to you, but it ain't. you could hire cheaper.	And better?
that's right.	As I was saying, I'll pick up the thread. There's a number of ways I can go. There's not much you can do here. Stay if you want. Maybe it'd be better if you went back home. Go through Kristen's personal stuff. Ask around, maybe she knew somebody out here.  Look, I do this a lot. I work at a minimum rate of $750.00 a week. It may seem like a lot of money to you, but it ain't. You could hire cheaper.
you are.	That's right.
who's paying you?	You are.
hey, i'm a private detective, van dorn, you want to hire a choir boy you can go back to grand rapids. i've been to that scumbag town. it's full of them.	Who's paying you?
if i was you, mr. mast, i'd watch my language.	Hey, I'm a private detective, Van Dorn, you want to hire a choir boy you can go back to Grand Rapids. I've been to that scumbag town. It's full of them.
no, i didn't think she was. let me get the picture here. let me guess. she was an absolutely clean girl, a model daughter, she never had rebellious or impure thoughts, she didn't fuck around...	If I was you, Mr. Mast, I'd watch my language.
let me ask you a personal question, a painful one. the first of many. tell me, was your daughter the kind of girl to run around, to, ah, play practical jokes, maybe?	No, I didn't think she was. Let me get the picture here. Let me guess. She was an absolutely clean girl, a model daughter, she never had rebellious or impure thoughts, she didn't fuck around...
...what do you have to offer?	Let me ask you a personal question, a painful one. The first of many. Tell me, was your daughter the kind of girl to run around, to, ah, play practical jokes, maybe?
andy.	...What do you have to offer?
so then, mr. mast...	Andy.
dogshit. worse yet, they don't care.	So then, Mr. Mast...
well, what do they know?	Dogshit. Worse yet, they don't care.
those cops, like all cops, are intelligent enough, but they are masters of de-ductive reason. that is, you ask them what three and two are they'll tell you five, but if you ask them what five is, they go blank. that's spec-u-lative reasoning, and that's where i come in.	Well, what do they know?
what will i tell the others? they care about you.	Tell them anything you want. Tell them I'm on a vacation, a business trip. Tell them I needed a rest. Tell them anything, just don't tell them...
you don't want to know.  now, wes, leave, please. for me.	What will I tell the others? They care about you.
what plan?	You don't want to know.  Now, Wes, leave, please. For me.
i think i've found a way to find kristen. i have a plan. but i have to be alone.	What plan?
what is going on?	I think I've found a way to find Kristen. I have a plan. But I have to be alone.
just do what i say. don't ask.	What is going on?
leave me alone. go home. go away.	Just do what I say. Don't ask.
what?	Leave me alone. Go home. Go away.
wes, do me a favor.	What?
i called every l.a. hotel. the holiday inn gave this as a referral number. your office said you had no business in new york, so i figured you had come out here.  what's happening, jake? what are you doing? nobody's heard from you. anne's worried sick. we didn't know if you were dead or alive.	Wes, do me a favor.
how did you find me?	I called every L.A. hotel. The Holiday Inn gave this as a referral number. Your office said you had no business in New York, so I figured you had come out here.  What's happening, Jake? What are you doing? Nobody's heard from you. Anne's worried sick. We didn't know if you were dead or alive.
jake?	How did you find me?
pretty good.	You should come around more often. You haven't been around for weeks. Anne complains she doesn't see you anymore.
how's your business, jake?	Pretty good.
yeah. she's quite upset. i'm going to fly out today. they want me to bring some pictures.	I'll come with you. Let me pack some things.
is marsha there?	Yeah. She's quite upset. I'm going to fly out today. They want me to bring some pictures.
what happened?	They don't know. They were having some recreation deal out at Knott's Berry Farm and Kristen wasn't there when they got back to the bus and they couldn't find her.
what is it, jake?	Wes, Anne, come here a moment.
no. thanks anyway. i've got to get over to the office.	Anne wants to make sure you come over for dinner Sunday. With Kristen gone you'll be all alone.
you want to go for coffee after we send the girls off?	No. Thanks anyway. I've got to get over to the office.
where!	Look, I know this chick Niki. She works at Les Girls. She would know. Honest.
i don't know.	Where!
where does he hang out?	I don't know.
she's got a man. a white guy. tod something or other.	Where does he hang out?
where is she? where is the girl?	She's got a man. A white guy. Tod something or other.
hey, stop, stop. i'll do anything you want. it's okay. i can dig it. you can do anything you want to me.	Where is she? Where is the girl?
god, i don't know what it was called. i never saw it. i only got twenty- five bucks for the whole goddamned thing.	I thought you were quite good in it. I also like the girl in it. Really thought she was good.  I wondered if she was still around. If she was still working.
it was called 'slave of love.'	God, I don't know what it was called. I never saw it. I only got twenty- five bucks for the whole Goddamned thing.
oh yeah? i remember that. it was made by some college kids.	It was called 'Slave of Love.'
oh yeah? i've done a lot of good stuff. shorts, features. no major roles it's true. but good stuff.	That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
that's not true, jim. in fact, i think you're very close to the type we're looking for.	Oh yeah? I've done a lot of good stuff. Shorts, features. No major roles it's true. But good stuff.
jim sullivan. sometimes they call me jism jim.	That's not true, Jim. In fact, I think you're very close to the type we're looking for.
that's not true, mr...?	Jim Sullivan. Sometimes they call me Jism Jim.
i know. word's out on the street -- word's also out you ain't really hiring anyone.	That's not true, Mr...?
we're casting for an explicit sex action feature...	I know. Word's out on the street -- word's also out you ain't really hiring anyone.
hey man.	We're casting for an explicit sex action feature...
who the fuck knows? the four aces. he goes there.	Let's go.
that film was a fake! everything's phony...	Ratan!
where's ratan?	Who?
you wait here. i'll find out where she is.	You ain't goin' nowhere alone.
i want to know where my daughter is. her name is kristen, or joanne. she's with you.	I don't know what you're talking about.
what do you want?  do i know you from somewhere?	I want to know where my daughter is. Her name is Kristen, or Joanne. She's with you.
meet me here today at seven o'clock. with the money. then we'll go see the film.	Good.
okay.	Meet me here today at seven o'clock. With the money. Then we'll go see the film.
take it or leave it.	Okay.
well...	Take it or leave it.
um-hm. you got the five hundred?	Well...
is this with a girl named kristen?	Um-hm. You got the five hundred?
i don't know no ratan, but i may be able to help you out. it's not me, of course. just helping out a friend. it'll cost you five hundred bucks for a single screening.	Is this with a girl named Kristen?
rucker.	I don't know no Ratan, but I may be able to help you out. It's not me, of course. Just helping out a friend. It'll cost you five hundred bucks for a single screening.
who told you about this?	Rucker.
yeah. i heard you and ratan just came from mexico. and that you had a film of a girl being, ah you know...	Who told you about this?
you're talking about real excitement?	Yeah. I heard you and Ratan just came from Mexico. And that you had a film of a girl being, ah you know...
i was told that there were certain things that only ratan could provide.	You're talking about real excitement?
what is that? a kind of chair? i never heard of no ratan.	I was told that there were certain things that only Ratan could provide.
i want to meet ratan.	What is that? A kind of chair? I never heard of no Ratan.
what you got in mind?	I want to meet Ratan.
no.	What you got in mind?
do you work for the san francisco police department, or do you have any other affiliation with any law enforcement agency?	No.
yeah.	Do you work for the San Francisco Police Department, or do you have any other affiliation with any law enforcement agency?
i hear you got money to spend.  i hear you're interested in... interesting things.	Yeah.
that's all right.	No, take it. I don't want your Goddamn fifty cents.
here. take your fifty cents back.	That's all right.
no.	Here. Take your fifty cents back.
you don't want anything for your fifty cents?	No.
i don't know nothing, man.	You don't want anything for your fifty cents?
but i...	I don't know nothing, man.
i don't know. look, man, if you're looking for somebody maybe you ought to see the cops.	But I...
i'm just trying to find...  who owns this store?	I don't know. Look, man, if you're looking for somebody maybe you ought to see the cops.
that girl? no, never saw her. i don't know anybody.	I'm just trying to find...  Who owns this store?
i wondered if you had ever seen this film or this woman...  ...right here.	That girl? No, never saw her. I don't know anybody.
i don't know what you're talking about.	I wondered if you had ever seen this film or this woman...  ...right here.
this is from the movie i was talking about.	I don't know what you're talking about.
it's a short film.	They're all about the same. You want something?
what we got is just these here.  what you see.	It's a short film.
do you have a, ah, film called 'slave of love?'	What we got is just these here.  What you see.
it's fifty cents admission. it's applicable to a purchase.	Do you have a, ah, film called 'Slave of Love?'
what?	It's fifty cents admission. It's applicable to a purchase.
fifty cents admission.	What?
sounds all right.	Okay. Keep in touch with my secretary.
...i'd just start my own business. that's what i did. get into kid porn. that's big now. why don't you come around the set? meet some people. if you still want to invest, i'll ask around.	Sounds all right.
jake.	...I'd just start my own business. That's what I did. Get into kid porn. That's big now. Why don't you come around the set? Meet some people. If you still want to invest, I'll ask around.
don't get me wrong. a couple years ago, i woulda jumped at fifty thousand dollars possible financing. but the lord's been good to me. i can now finance any films i choose. big ones, small ones. right now we're setting up a two hundred thousand dollar feature film. live sound. i like to keep my own money in my films. that way you don't have to share the profits. there's plenty of guys in town that'll take it, though. but if i was you, mr... what was your name again?	Jake.
i thought you were a businessman.	Don't get me wrong. A couple years ago, I woulda jumped at fifty thousand dollars possible financing. But the Lord's been good to me. I can now finance any films I choose. Big ones, small ones. Right now we're setting up a two hundred thousand dollar feature film. Live sound. I like to keep my own money in my films. That way you don't have to share the profits. There's plenty of guys in town that'll take it, though. But if I was you, Mr... what was your name again?
if you want to watch when we shoot a film, for fifty bucks, i let guys stand around and watch. it's a lot cheaper.	I thought you were a businessman.
it's an investment.	If you want to watch when we shoot a film, for fifty bucks, I let guys stand around and watch. It's a lot cheaper.
it's cool. why do you think i got in the movies? how much poon do you think you get in the car wash business?  look, fifty thousand dollars buys a lot of pussy. you can get your joint pulled by beautiful girls every night for the rest of your life for fifty thousand dollars. so why fuck with the movie business?	It's an investment.
not exactly...	It's cool. Why do you think I got in the movies? How much poon do you think you get in the car wash business?  Look, fifty thousand dollars buys a lot of pussy. You can get your joint pulled by beautiful girls every night for the rest of your life for fifty thousand dollars. So why fuck with the movie business?
in other words, you want to get laid?	Not exactly...
i thought i'd invest in a film. i want to sort of become involved in the process of making a film, meet the people who make films, learn how it's done...	In other words, you want to get laid?
what exactly do you have in mind?	I thought I'd invest in a film. I want to sort of become involved in the process of making a film, meet the people who make films, learn how it's done...
well, bill -- mind if i call you bill?  let me be frank. i've made a lot of money. i've got my own business in detroit. rivets. i make rivets and sell them to fisher body.  well, rivets, you know, can get pretty boring after a while. when my business manager told me i should shelter some money, i thought i'd try this.	What exactly do you have in mind?
oh.  why is it that you want to get into film financing?	Well, Bill -- mind if I call you Bill?  Let me be frank. I've made a lot of money. I've got my own business in Detroit. Rivets. I make rivets and sell them to Fisher Body.  Well, rivets, you know, can get pretty boring after a while. When my business manager told me I should shelter some money, I thought I'd try this.
i've got fifty thousand dollars to invest.	Oh.  Why is it that you want to get into film financing?
film making can be pretty expensive...	I've got fifty thousand dollars to invest.
yes.  i'm interested in financing an adult feature film. i was told you were the man to come to.	Film making can be pretty expensive...
my secretary said you wanted to discuss a business proposition.	Yes.  I'm interested in financing an adult feature film. I was told you were the man to come to.
no. i walked up. don't ride elevators.	My secretary said you wanted to discuss a business proposition.
hold it, mister.	What do you think of that? Or this?
cool off, huh? how's this for cooling off?	Hold it, mister.
why don't you just go outdoors, mister? cool off.	Cool off, huh? How's this for cooling off?
i don't suppose you've ever seen this girl before either? her name's kristen, but i suppose you've never seen her?	Why don't you just go outdoors, mister? Cool off.
calm down, mister. you don't want to get the cops in here do you? you got a family?	I don't suppose you've ever seen this girl before either? Her name's Kristen, but I suppose you've never seen her?
i got a picture here. i want you to tell me where to find this woman. i been asking everybody. nobody knows anything.	Calm down, mister. You don't want to get the cops in here do you? You got a family?
what does that do?	Well, each time he comes in closer, like this.
well, a boy goes like this, see.	What does that do?
com'on, tell me.	Well, a boy goes like this, see.
you never heard of that?	Com'on, tell me.
what's that?	You never heard of that?
you ever play chicken?	What's that?
i don't know.	You ever play Chicken?
he asked me. you going with anybody?	I don't know.
you going to knott's berry farm with him?	He asked me. You going with anybody?
to his own daughter?	To anybody.
you have to understand. he can be mean, self-righteous. he had a vishund once. loved that dog. he came home one day and the dog bit him. he took that dog and staked him out in the back yard. it was winter. every day he came home and watched that dog until he froze. he's capable of doing anything.	To his own daughter?
huh?	You have to understand. He can be mean, self-righteous. He had a Vishund once. Loved that dog. He came home one day and the dog bit him. He took that dog and staked him out in the back yard. It was winter. Every day he came home and watched that dog until he froze. He's capable of doing anything.
i also want you to protect my brother- in-law.	Huh?
maybe. maybe not.	I also want you to protect my brother- in-law.
do you really think kristen is just a runaway?	Maybe. Maybe not.
i've been on another case. all day.  i suppose i can move it over. seven fifty a week, plus travel expenses.	Do you really think Kristen is just a runaway?
i want to rehire you. to find out what's happening to my brother-in- law.	I've been on another case. All day.  I suppose I can move it over. Seven fifty a week, plus travel expenses.
he didn't look good at all. something strange is going on. he's got himself into some trouble. he wouldn't say what.	I'll tell you, that was an interesting case. The Van Dorn girl. I've handled runaway cases like it before. Usually when you put the pressure on the porn underworld for an underage kid, she pops up in about a week. Everybody denies ever seeing her, but there she is at the airport with a prepaid ticket home. Well, I put pressure on all over town for this girl and it stayed cold as ice. In fact, certain people for this girl and -- nothing.  I guess I gave your brother-in-law sort of a raw deal.
i'm off that case. he fired me.	He didn't look good at all. Something strange is going on. He's got himself into some trouble. He wouldn't say what.
i'm worried about jake.	I'm off that case. He fired me.
i'm staking out this beer bottle. trying to find out if i'll finish it or it'll finish me.	I'm worried about Jake.
oh.	I'm staking out this beer bottle. Trying to find out if I'll finish it or it'll finish me.
ssh. i'm on a stakeout.	Oh.
jake'll take care of me.	Who? Van Dorn? You must be kidding yourself, honey. You think once that guy finds his daughter he'll care about you?
oh no? what you gonna do? get a job?	Jake'll take care of me.
i ain't ever gonna see him again anyway.	Oh no? What you gonna do? Get a job?
you're taking a big chance.	I ain't ever gonna see him again anyway.
you can fuck off, too.	You're taking a big chance.
the guy who bought you that ring.	Well, he can just fuck himself.
who's that?	The guy who bought you that ring.
granville's looking for you anyway.	Who's that?
my name ain't niki. it's pattica, like in attica.	Granville's looking for you anyway.
you know granville's looking for you, niki?	My name ain't Niki. It's Pattica, like in Attica.
look again, billy-boy. this is jail bait. could get you in a lotta trouble.	Nope never saw her before.  Kurt, come over here. Don't use underage kids. Wouldn't touch 'em for all the cow shit in Mexico.  You recognize this piece of wool, Kurt?
no, andy. don't know the kid.	Look again, Billy-boy. This is jail bait. Could get you in a lotta trouble.
i want you to take a look at this girl here. she's been in some porn stuff.	No, Andy. Don't know the kid.
at least i improved myself. what's up?	I want you to take a look at this girl here. She's been in some porn stuff.
you don't have to get uppity with me, bill. i remember when you was running that car wash and couldn't make it go. and what was that other thing you tried? a dairy queen? went busted too.	At least I improved myself. What's up?
hey, piss-head, what brings you around?	You don't have to get uppity with me, Bill. I remember when you was running that car wash and couldn't make it go. And what was that other thing you tried? A Dairy Queen? Went busted too.
no.	Thanks.
was he with a girl?	No.
'was.' he and that shitheel ratan went down to t-j. maybe i shouldn't say that. anyway, i hear he's back in frisco now.	Was he with a girl?
i'm still in l.a., but i'm looking for tod. i heard he was around.	'Was.' He and that shitheel Ratan went down to T-J. Maybe I shouldn't say that. Anyway, I hear he's back in Frisco now.
you working in san diego now?	I'm still in L.A., but I'm looking for Tod. I heard he was around.
you remember me. louise? rhymes with squeeze.	You working in San Diego now?
i think i should mention, candy, that harold does have his eccentric moments.	Oh, <u>yes</u>? Well, that's all right. I've got a brother who's a real cut-up, too. I'll never forget the time we had this old TV set with no parts in it. Well, Tommy stuck his head behind it and started giving a newscast before the whole family. We were all hysterical. And here's little Tommy pretending to be Walter Cronkite.
he seems very nice. is harold interested in, eh, what's going on? i think it's such a super thing to study. and then, of course, i can always fall back on home ec.	Yes, that's good planning. Tell me, are you a regular, Candy, in this computer club?
eh, poli sci?	Political Science. It's all about what's going on.
poli. sci. with a home ec minor.	Eh, Poli Sci?
and what are you studying?	Poli. Sci. With a home ec minor.
yes, i am.	And what are you studying?
you are at the university, candy?	Yes, I am.
hello, i'm candy gulf.	How do you do. I'm Mrs. Chasen. Come in.
because if you are...	Lady! Be quiet.
wait here.	Because if you are...
i suppose they are in the truck. are you going to take a lot of time with this?	Wait here.
where are the papers?	I suppose they are in the truck. Are you going to take a lot of time with this?
well, i don't know. do you know, harold?	Where are the papers?
then whose name is it registered in?	Well, I don't know. Do you know, Harold?
oh no! not in <u>my</u> name.	Then whose name is it registered in?
and that truck - is it registered in your name?	Oh no! Not in <u>my</u> name.
check.	And that truck - is it registered in your name?
lady, is it true you're driving without a license?	Check.
oh, don't get officious. you're not yourself when you're officious. that's the curse of a government job.	Lady, is it true you're driving without a license?
lady, resisting arrest is a serious criminal offense. under the state criminal code, section 545, paragraph 10-b...	Oh, don't get officious. You're not yourself when you're officious. That's the curse of a government job.
officer, i can explain.	Lady, resisting arrest is a serious criminal offense. Under the state criminal code, section 545, paragraph 10-B...
possession of a stolen shovel.	Officer, I can explain.
no.	Possession of a stolen shovel.
is this your shovel?	No.
we planted it.	Is this your shovel?
you too, buster. stand over here. lady, you're in a heap of trouble. i have you down here for several violations; speeding, resisting arrest, driving without a license, driving a stolen vehicle, possession of a stolen tree... where's the tree?	We planted it.
but there is a family resemblance.	You too, Buster. Stand over here. Lady, you're in a heap of trouble. I have you down here for several violations; speeding, resisting arrest, driving without a license, driving a stolen vehicle, possession of a stolen tree... Where's the tree?
out!	But there is a family resemblance.
oh, well. must have been your brother.	Out!
none of that, lady.	Oh, well. Must have been your brother.
haven't we met before?	None of that, lady.
hello.	Haven't we met before?
okay, lady. out.	Hello.
lady, let me get this straight.	All right, then, and we'll be off.  Nice chatting with you.
well, it's not really mine. i dug it up in front of the courthouse. we're transplanting it. letting it breathe, you know. but, of course, we would like to get it into soil, as soon as possible.	Lady, let me get this straight.
your tree.	Well, it's not really mine. I dug it up in front of the courthouse. We're transplanting it. Letting it breathe, you know. But, of course, we would like to get it into soil, as soon as possible.
yes. you see i have to plant my tree.	Your tree.
took it?	Yes. You see I have to plant my tree.
no, no. i just took it.	Took it?
isn't this your vehicle?	No, no. I just took it.
i just don't think we have one, unless it's in the glove compartment. could you look, harold?	Isn't this your vehicle?
could i see your registration?	I just don't think we have one, unless it's in the glove compartment. Could you look, Harold?
about forty-five minutes, wouldn't you say, harold? we were hoping to start sooner but, you see, it's rather hard to find a truck.	Could I see your registration?
how long have you been driving?	About forty-five minutes, wouldn't you say, Harold? We were hoping to start sooner but, you see, it's rather hard to find a truck.
i don't have one. i don't believe in them.	How long have you been driving?
come again.	I don't have one. I don't believe in them.
oh, i don't have one.	Come again.
yes.	Oh, I don't have one.
yes. those little pieces of paper with your picture on it?	Yes.
lady, you were going 70 miles an hour in a 45-mile zone. could i see your license, please?	Yes. Those little pieces of paper with your picture on it?
she supplies the whole southwest with chicken feed.	Well, not all the southwest. Although we do have a large business... Barley was very big last week...  Fifteen hundred...
harrison. harrison feed and grain... at hamilton and fourth... i'm in charge of the invoices... and i type up the schedule for the trucking fleet...	She supplies the whole southwest with chicken feed.
yes. henderson feed and grain.	Harrison. Harrison Feed and Grain... At Hamilton and Fourth... I'm in charge of the invoices... And I type up the schedule for the trucking fleet...
i'm a file clerk.	Yes. Henderson Feed and Grain.
edith was just telling me about her job.	I'm a file clerk.
oh. well, what is it exactly that you do?	I'm in charge of all the invoices for the southwest. We supply, for example, most of the egg farmers in Southern California. So you can imagine.
not very.	Oh. Well, what is it exactly that you do?
how interesting.	Not very.
i'm a file clerk - harrison feed and grain.	How interesting.
and what do you do, my dear?	I'm a file clerk - Harrison Feed and Grain.
edith, i'd like you to meet my son, harold. harold, this is edith... eh?	Fern. I'm very pleased to make your acquaintance.
oh. it looks like a hearse.  very nice. compact.	Edith, I'd like you to meet my son, Harold. Harold, this is Edith... eh?
this way, edith. harold is out by the garage. he has a new car and he has been tuning it up. he's very mechanical.	What kind of a car is it?
here's your shovel.	What?... Oh yes... Shovel... Create ... Verily these issues lie in the lap of the gods... Iliad... Just sit down for a minute.
what do you see?	I see the eternal goddess of beauty and love. I see Aphrodite. The consummate woman.
exactly! now, ask me what i see.	What do you see?
a block of ice.	Exactly! Now, ask me what I see.
a rather free translation but nonetheless correct. greetings to you too, my little one.  tell me, what do you see?	A block of ice.
sorry i'm late.	A rather free translation but nonetheless correct. Greetings to you too, my little one.  Tell me, what do you see?
what do you want?	I'm sorry. I was looking for Maude.
please, don't you realize? she is dying.	Well, not <u>dying</u>, actually. I'm changing. You know, like from winter to spring. Of course, it is a big step to take.
chardin. dame marjorie. but you may call me maude.	Please! She has got to see a doctor right away.
never! never! i'll never forget you. i wanted to marry you. don't you understand! i love you. i love you!	Oh! That's wonderful, Harold. Go - and love some more.
"and this too shall pass away."	Never! Never! I'll never forget you. I wanted to marry you. Don't you understand! I love you. I love you!
it's true. i can't live without you.	"And this too shall pass away."
oh, harold, don't upset yourself so.	It's true. I can't live without you.
but maude, you don't understand. i love you. do you hear me? i've never said that to anyone in my life before. you're the first. maude. please don't leave me.	Oh, Harold, don't upset yourself so.
i feel giddy.	But Maude, you don't understand. I love you. Do you hear me? I've never said that to anyone in my life before. You're the first. Maude. Please don't leave me.
i thought eighty was a good round number.	I feel giddy.
but why now?	I thought eighty was a good round number.
but, harold, we begin to die as soon as we are born. what is so strange about death? it's no surprise. it's part of life. it's change.	But why now?
maude, please. don't die. i couldn't bear it. please, don't die.	But, Harold, we begin to die as soon as we are born. What is so strange about death? It's no surprise. It's part of life. It's change.
oh, harold! what a fuss this is.  so unnecessary.	Maude, please. Don't die. I couldn't bear it. Please, don't die.
oh yes, dear. i took the pills an hour ago. i should be gone by midnight.	Oh, Harold! What a fuss this is.  So unnecessary.
but you're not going anywhere, are you?	Oh yes, dear. I took the pills an hour ago. I should be gone by midnight.
why yes. it's my eightieth birthday.	But you're not going anywhere, are you?
farewell?	Why yes. It's my eightieth birthday.
oh, i am happy, harold. ecstatically happy. i couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell.	Farewell?
... which i hope will make you very happy.	Oh, I am happy, Harold. Ecstatically happy. I couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell.
oh, harold.	For you.
it's all right. it's organic.	Oh, Harold.
oh, you've thought of everything. and champagne.	It's all right. It's organic.
supper for two.	Oh, you've thought of everything. And champagne.
you've never cried before. i never thought you would. i thought, despite anything, you could always be happy.	Oh, Harold. You are so young.
i was remembering how much this meant to me. it was after the war... i had nothing... except my life. how different i was then - and yet how the same.	You've never cried before. I never thought you would. I thought, despite anything, you could always be happy.
harold, that picture is almost twenty-five years old.	You haven't changed a bit. I'll put it in my wallet.
it looks like you. thanks.	Harold, that picture is almost twenty-five years old.
they mocked me. they were representations of people i dearly loved yet they knew these people were gradually fading from me, and that in time all i would have left would be vague feelings - but sharp photographs! so i tossed them out. my memory fades, i know. but i prefer pictures made by me with feeling, and not by kodak with silver nitrate.	I'll never forget you, Maude.  But I would like a photo of you.
why?	They mocked me. They were representations of people I dearly loved yet they knew these people were gradually fading from me, and that in time all I would have left would be vague feelings - but sharp photographs! So I tossed them out. My memory fades, I know. But I prefer pictures made by me with feeling, and not by Kodak with silver nitrate.
i took them out.	Why?
why are there no photographs in these frames?	I took them out.
yes.	Here.
maude.	Yes.
- end where i began.	Maude.
oh, no. but i should have liked to have been an astronaut. a private astronaut able to just go out and explore. like the men who sailed with magellan, i want to see if we really can fall off the edge of the world.  what a joke it will be if like them i -	- end where I began.
you should have been a poet.	Oh, no. But I should have liked to have been an astronaut. A private astronaut able to just go out and explore. Like the men who sailed with Magellan, I want to see if we really can fall off the edge of the world.  What a joke it will be if like them I -
we <u>are</u> alone - you and me and everybody. but we can look at those stars and maybe someone down the beach or across the sea in china is looking at them, too. someone we don't know and most likely will never see - that someone is breathing along with us. and the star- gazers of the past - from peasant to princes - and the star-gazers of the future - all of us breathing and looking up there. we are alone - but look at the stars and never feel lonely.	You should have been a poet.
science thinks there isn't. that we are all alone in the universe.	We <u>are</u> alone - you and me and everybody. But we can look at those stars and maybe someone down the beach or across the sea in China is looking at them, too. Someone we don't know and most likely will never see - that someone is breathing along with us. And the star- gazers of the past - from peasant to princes - and the star-gazers of the future - all of us breathing and looking up there. We are alone - but look at the stars and never feel lonely.
i don't know. perhaps.	Science thinks there isn't. That we are all alone in the universe.
do you think there is any life up there?	I don't know. Perhaps.
yes. they're old friends.	Do you think there is any life up there?
look at the stars.	Yes. They're old friends.
well, they're my species.	Look at the stars.
you sure have a way with people.	Well, they're my species.
right on! it wouldn't be a celebration without it.	You sure have a way with people.
how about some candy floss?	Right on! It wouldn't be a celebration without it.
come on, you loved it. it was a new experience.	How about some candy floss?
scared? swimming underwater with that oxygen device of yours. i was petrified.	Come on, you loved it. It was a new experience.
oh, you weren't scared.	Scared? Swimming underwater with that oxygen device of yours. I was petrified.
no. it had nothing on this afternoon.	Oh, you weren't scared.
that wasn't very scary.	No. It had nothing on this afternoon.
give me that.  i'm going to throw it in the sewer where it belongs.	She took my head.
just like this.	Give me that.  I'm going to throw it in the sewer where it belongs.
don't you advance on me.	... of you. You'll all end up like this.
don't you talk to me like that, you little foul mouth degenerate!  really, sir, i thought that you at least...	Traitor! Benedict Arnold! Remember Nathan Hale, right, sir?
maude, do you think you can help me?	What? With your skill and my experience... I think we can come up with something.
they'd put you in jail, eh? well, historically you'd be in very good company.  that's what my husband used to say when we were in the french underground dealing with the gestapo. would you like to do a little raking?  work, i'm told, done with no selfish interest, purifies the mind. you sink your separate self and become one with the universal self. on the other hand, senseless labor is a bloody bore and should be scrupulously avoided.	Maude, do you think you can help me?
really. just put it there, harold.	They'd put you in jail, eh? Well, historically you'd be in very good company.  That's what my husband used to say when we were in the French Underground dealing with the Gestapo. Would you like to do a little raking?  Work, I'm told, done with no selfish interest, purifies the mind. You sink your separate self and become one with the universal self. On the other hand, senseless labor is a bloody bore and should be scrupulously avoided.
but they'll put me in jail.	Really. Just put it there, Harold.
but they have.	Well, don't go.
but they can't do that. you haven't even got the vote.	But they have.
they're going to draft me. in the army. i'm going to be sent away.	But they can't do that. You haven't even got the vote.
what is it, harold?	They're going to draft me. In the Army. I'm going to be sent away.
maude, i must speak to you.	What is it, Harold?
i've never met her. my mother set it up.	Well, be kind. I've lived a long time, Harold, seen evil as well as good, and it has been my experience that kindness...
oh.	I've never met her. My mother set it up.
shall i drop by tomorrow?  oh, i have a luncheon date. with this girl.	Oh.
oh, harold. you make me feel like a schoolgirl.	Shall I drop by tomorrow?  Oh, I have a luncheon date. With this girl.
boy! it sure has been a wonderful day. and you - you are beautiful.	Oh, Harold. You make me feel like a schoolgirl.
from the guys who got the matches, of course.	Boy! It sure has been a wonderful day. And you - you are beautiful.
where's that?	From the guys who got the matches, of course.
it's sinking, harold. going over the horizon - where we are all going to go. it's getting dark. "let each man hold on to his candle and get a light where'er he can."	Where's that?
yodeling?	It's sinking, Harold. Going over the horizon - where we are all going to go. It's getting dark. "Let each man hold on to his candle and get a light where'er he can."
no. i feel more like - yodeling.	Yodeling?
want to join me in some cartwheels?	No. I feel more like - yodeling.
harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. you just can't let the world judge you too much.	Want to join me in some cartwheels?
no. i'd feel stupid.	Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.
well, why don't you?	No. I'd feel stupid.
this is really nice. makes me feel like a kid. i want to do somersaults .	Well, why don't you?
with life.	This is really nice. Makes me feel like a kid. I want to do somersaults .
with god?	With Life.
pray? no.  i communicate.	With God?
maude, do you pray?	Pray? No.  I communicate.
spreckled with uncountable stars. the stars are shining right now. we just can't see them. just another instance of all that's going on that is beyond human perception.	Maude, do you pray?
and beyond the blue is the blackness of the cosmos.	Spreckled with uncountable stars. The stars are shining right now. We just can't see them. Just another instance of all that's going on that is beyond human perception.
it's so blue.	And beyond the blue is the blackness of the cosmos.
look at that sky.  it's so big.	It's so blue.
i like you, maude.	I like you, Harold.  Come, I'll teach you to waltz.
yes. i understand. a lot of people enjoy being dead. but they are not dead really. they're just backing away from life.  they're players - but they sit on the bench. the game goes on before them. at any moment they can join in.  reach out! take a chance! get hurt maybe. but play as well as you can.  go team, go! give me an "l." give me an "i."  give me a "v." give me an "e." live!!!!!  otherwise you'll have nothing to talk about in the locker room.	I like you, Maude.
of course.	Okay.
well, it's a question of timing, and the right equipment, and plenty of patience... you really want to hear about this?	Of course.
how ingenious! tell me about them.	Well, it's a question of timing, and the right equipment, and plenty of patience... You really want to hear about this?
died! seventeen times - not counting maiming.  shot myself in the face once with a popgun and a pellet of blood.	How ingenious! Tell me about them.
what was that?	Died! Seventeen times - not counting maiming.  Shot myself in the face once with a popgun and a pellet of blood.
yes. i haven't lived.  i've died a few times.	What was that?
me!  when i look around me i know i know nothing. i remember though, once long ago in persia, we met a wise man in the bazaar. he was a professional and used to sell his wisdom to anyone willing to pay. his specialty for tourists was a maxim engraved on the head of a pin. "the wisest," he said, "the truest, the most instructive words for all men at all times." frederick bought one for me and back at the hotel i peered through a magnifying glass to read the words - "and this too shall pass away."  well, the wise man was right - if you remember that, you can't help but live life fully.	Yes. I haven't lived.  I've died a few times.
you are the wisest person i know.	Me!  When I look around me I know I know nothing. I remember though, once long ago in Persia, we met a wise man in the bazaar. He was a professional and used to sell his wisdom to anyone willing to pay. His specialty for tourists was a maxim engraved on the head of a pin. "The wisest," he said, "the truest, the most instructive words for all men at all times." Frederick bought one for me and back at the hotel I peered through a magnifying glass to read the words - "And this too shall pass away."  Well, the wise man was right - if you remember that, you can't help but live life fully.
well --  - they say he was very wise, so i'm sure he must have.	You are the wisest person I know.
did confucius say that?	Well --  - they say he was very wise, so I'm sure he must have.
vice? virtue? it's best not to be too moral. you cheat yourself out of too much life. aim above morality. as confucius says, "don't simply be good. make good things happen."	Did Confucius say that?
i'm sure picking up on vices.	Vice? Virtue? It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality. As Confucius says, "Don't simply be good. Make good things happen."
it's all right.  it's organic.	I'm sure picking up on vices.
well, i really don't smoke.	It's all right.  It's organic.
yes, so do i. but i think he is a little... old-fashioned. like a puff, harold?	Well, I really don't smoke.
i like glaucus.	Yes, so do I. But I think he is a little... old-fashioned. Like a puff, Harold?
why? there'll be a new block of ice in the morning.	I like Glaucus.
don't you think we should turn off the heat?	Why? There'll be a new block of ice in the morning.
yes.	Don't you think we should turn off the heat?
the ice is melting.	Yes.
i <u>think</u> i see it.	Yes. It's almost there.
oh, those motorcycles are awfully chilly.	Yeah. And it is cold in here. Hello, Glaucus.
i don't know.	I suppose I did.  Well, farewell little tree. Grow up tall, and change, and fall to replenish the earth. Isn't it wonderful, Harold? All around us. Living things.
there. oh, i like the feel of soil, don't you? and the smell. it's the earth. "the earth is my body. my head is in the stars."  who said that?	I don't know.
the old double u-turn. gets them every time.	There. Oh, I like the feel of soil, don't you? And the smell. It's the earth. "The earth is my body. My head is in the stars."  Who said that?
he's stopped.	The old double U-turn. Gets them every time.
is he? ah, the police. always wanting to play games. well, here goes.	He's stopped.
i think he's following us.	Is he? Ah, the police. Always wanting to play games. Well, here goes.
okay?	Superb.
but i don't play anything.	Don't play anything! Dear me. Everyone should be able to make some music. Why, it's life! - Rhythm and harmony - That's the cosmic dance. Come with me.
oh, that was fun. let's play something together.	But I don't play anything.
well, i don't...	Oh come on. I'll teach you.
oh, yes! every day. but i don't need a defense anymore. i embrace! still fighting for the big issues but now in my small, individual way. shall we have a song?	Well, I don't...
no more revolts.	Oh, yes! Every day. But I don't need a defense anymore. I embrace! Still fighting for the Big Issues but now in my small, individual way. Shall we have a song?
no.	No more revolts.
what were you fighting for?	Oh, Big Issues. Liberty. Rights. Justice. Kings died and kingdoms fell. I don't regret the kingdoms - what sense in borders and nations and patriotism - but I do miss the kings. When I was a little girl I was taken to the palace in Vienna, to a garden party. I can still see the sunshine, the parasols, and the flashing uniforms of the young officers. I thought then I would marry a soldier.  Later, Frederick would chide me about it.  He was so serious. A doctor at the University. And in the government.
my umbrella?  oh, that's just a relic. i found it when i was packing to come to america. it used to be my defense on picket lines and rallies and political meetings - being dragged off by police or attacked by thugs of the opposition.  a long time ago.	What were you fighting for?
what's that?	My umbrella?  Oh, that's just a relic. I found it when I was packing to come to America. It used to be my defense on picket lines and rallies and political meetings - being dragged off by police or attacked by thugs of the opposition.  A long time ago.
thank you.	What's that?
some nuts? some licorice? it has no nutritional value but then consistency is not really a human trait.	Thank you.
thank you.	Some nuts? Some licorice? It has no nutritional value but then consistency is not really a human trait.
oh, it's all right. it's organic.	Thank you.
well, i really don't drink...	Oh, it's all right. It's organic.
a little after-dinner liqueur, harold?	Well, I really don't drink...
look, the ice is melting.	Yes.
he's never finished one yet. he has around him every kind of hand tool known to man, but the poor dear has difficulty staying awake.	Look, the ice is melting.
it is kind of rough.	He's never finished one yet. He has around him every kind of hand tool known to man, but the poor dear has difficulty staying awake.
an ice sculpture. it's venus - the goddess of love, the completion of which is his unfulfilled dream.	It is kind of rough.
what is that he's working on?	An ice sculpture. It's Venus - the Goddess of Love, the completion of which is his unfulfilled dream.
we'll come back in the morning.	What is that he's working on?
he's fallen asleep, as usual.	We'll come back in the morning.
is he all right?	He's fallen asleep, as usual.
oh, my. we're too late.	Is he all right?
yes, you're right. we'll go see glaucus. come on.	Oh, wait, Maude. Look!
don't you think we should get some tools, maybe?	Yes, you're right. We'll go see Glaucus. Come on.
exactly.	Don't you think we should get some tools, maybe?
but this is public property.	Exactly.
why not?	But this is public property.
but we can't just dig it up!	Why not?
we'll transplant it. to the forest.	But we can't just dig it up!
but what?	We'll transplant it. To the forest.
look at it, harold. it's suffocating. it's the smog. people can live with it, but it gives trees asthma. they can't breathe. see the leaves are all brown. harold, we've got to do something about this life.	But what?
that little tree. it's in trouble. come on.	Look at it, Harold. It's suffocating. It's the smog. People can live with it, but it gives trees asthma. They can't breathe. See the leaves are all brown. Harold, we've got to do something about this life.
what is it?	That little tree. It's in trouble. Come on.
over there by the courthouse.	What is it?
what?	Over there by the courthouse.
look.	What?
what happened?	Look.
well...	What happened?
the universal language of mankind.  what music do you like, harold?	Well...
oh, it's only a machine, harold. it's not as if it were <u>alive</u>, like a horse or a camel. we may live in a machine age, but i simply can't treat them as equals.  of course, the age has its advantages.	The universal language of mankind.  What music do you like, Harold?
boy, maude. the way you handle cars. i'd never handle a car like that.	Oh, it's only a machine, Harold. It's not as if it were <u>alive</u>, like a horse or a camel. We may live in a machine age, but I simply can't treat them as equals.  Of course, the age has its advantages.
because they are all the same.	Oooh, but they are not. Look.
why do you say that?	Because they are all the same.
i don't know. just one of those.	Why do you say that?
i should like to change into a sunflower most of all. they are so <u>tall</u> and simple. and you, harold, what flower would you like to be?	I don't know. Just one of those.
well, it's all very thrilling, of course, but i ask you, harold... is it enough?	What do you mean?
that's a nice teapot.	Sterling silver. It was my dear mother-in-law's, part of a dinner set of fifty pieces. It's one of the few things that survived.  Oh, but I do rattle on so. Tell me about yourself, Harold.  What do you do when you aren't visiting funerals?
that's the influence of the right food, the right exercise, and the right breathing.  greet the dawn with the breath of fire!  of course, there's no doubt the body is giving out. i'm well into autumn. i'll have to be giving it all up after saturday. sweeten the tea with honey, harold. it's delicious.	That's a nice teapot.
you don't look eighty.	That's the influence of the right food, the right exercise, and the right breathing.  Greet the dawn with the Breath of Fire!  Of course, there's no doubt the body is giving out. I'm well into autumn. I'll have to be giving it all up after Saturday. Sweeten the tea with honey, Harold. It's delicious.
me. ha! did i tell you i'll be eighty on saturday?	You don't look eighty.
you look as if you could.	Me. Ha! Did I tell you I'll be eighty on Saturday?
wonderful! try something new each day. after all, we're given life to find it out. it doesn't last forever.	You look as if you could.
certainly a new experience for me.	Wonderful! Try something new each day. After all, we're given life to find it out. It doesn't last forever.
here we are, harold. oat straw tea and ginger pie.	Certainly a new experience for me.
oh. eh, i like it.	No, you have to touch it.  You have to run your hands over it, get close to it, really reach out and feel. You try it.
what do you think?	Oh. Eh, I like it.
it goes on and on.	That's really great.
subways... perfume... cigarette...  ... cologne... carpet... chestnuts! ... <u>snow!</u>	It goes on and on.
now i'll pump it up...  ... and you just turn the handles.  okay. what do you smell?	Subways... Perfume... Cigarette...  ... Cologne... Carpet... Chestnuts! ... <u>Snow!</u>
yes. very much.	It was my last. I then became infatuated with these -- my "Odorifics."
a self-portrait.  but over here is my favorite. it's titled "rainbow with egg underneath and an elephant." do you like it?	Yes. Very much.
oh, i'm so happy you said that because i wanted to show you my paintings. this is the "rape of rome" and, of course, there in the corner is quite a graphic depiction of leda and the swan.	A self-portrait.  But over here is my favorite. It's titled "Rainbow with Egg Underneath and an Elephant." Do you like it?
no.	Oh, I'm so happy you said that because I wanted to show you my paintings. This is the "Rape of Rome" and, of course, there in the corner is quite a graphic depiction of Leda and the Swan.
really. do you think it's wrong?	No.
me! no. of course not.	Really. Do you think it's wrong?
heavens no! i don't have the time. but i like to keep in practice and poor glaucus occasionally needs his memory refreshed as to the contours of the female form.  do you disapprove?	Me! No. Of course not.
do you often model for glaucus?	Heavens no! I don't have the time. But I like to keep in practice and poor Glaucus occasionally needs his memory refreshed as to the contours of the female form.  Do you disapprove?
she seemed yare to me.	Do you often model for Glaucus?
oh, it's fine. fine.	She seemed yare to me.
i'll heat some up. my, it's nice to see you again, harold. how's your hearse?	Oh, it's fine. Fine.
eh, fine.	I'll heat some up. My, it's nice to see you again, Harold. How's your hearse?
how about some ginger pie?	Eh, fine.
maude???!	How about some ginger pie?
harold?	Maude???!
all right.	Promise?
my door is always open.	All right.
all right.	My door is always open.
well, then, you must come back and visit.	All right.
sort of.	Well, then, you must come back and visit.
oh, at the dentist's?	Sort of.
thank you, but it's an appointment. i really shouldn't miss it.	Oh, at the dentist's?
well then.	Thank you, but it's an appointment. I really shouldn't miss it.
no.	Well then.
but it's oat straw tea. you've never had oat straw tea, have you?	No.
thank you, but i really have to go.	But it's oat straw tea. You've never had oat straw tea, have you?
she's very sweet, but so old- fashioned. please sit down, harold. i'll put on the kettle and we'll have a nice hot cup of tea.	Thank you, but I really have to go.
it's very interesting.	Oh, look! The birds.
it's all memorabilia, but incidental and not integral, if you know what i mean.	It's very interesting.
still, i think you'd upset people and i'm not sure that's right.	Well, if some people are upset because they feel they have a hold on some things, then I'm merely acting as a gentle reminder - I'm sort of breaking it easy -- Here today, gone tomorrow, so don't get attached to <u>things</u>. Now, with that in mind, I'm not against collecting stuff...
what owners, harold? we don't <u>own</u> anything. it's a transitory world. we come on the earth with nothing, and we go out with nothing, so isn't "ownership" a little absurd?	Still, I think you'd upset people and I'm not sure that's right.
thank you. but when you take these cars don't you think you are wronging the owners?	What owners, Harold? We don't <u>own</u> anything. It's a transitory world. We come on the earth with nothing, and we go out with nothing, so isn't "ownership" a little absurd?
not <u>any</u> car. i like to keep a variety. i'm always looking for the new experience, like this one. i liked it.	Thank you. But when you take these cars don't you think you are wronging the owners?
and you get into any car you want and just drive off?	Not <u>any</u> car. I like to keep a variety. I'm always looking for the new experience, like this one. I liked it.
of course, i've had to make some additions for the new models, but not as many as you might think. once you have your basic set it's then only a question of variation.	And you get into any car you want and just drive off?
yearse!	Oh.
your hearse?	Yearse!
but this is my car.	Your hearse?
well, it's a new experience for me.  good on curves. shall i take you home, harold?	But this is my car.
yes.	Well, it's a new experience for me.  Good on curves. Shall I take you home, Harold?
oh, so do i. they're such fun, aren't they? it's all change. all revolving. burials and births. the end to the beginning and the beginning to the end -  - the great circle of life. my, this old thing handles well. ever drive a hearse, harold?	Yes.
yes.	Oh, so do I. They're such fun, aren't they? It's all change. All revolving. Burials and births. The end to the beginning and the beginning to the end -  - the great circle of life. My, this old thing handles well. Ever drive a hearse, Harold?
eh, no.	No.  I thought not.
do you sing and dance?	Eh, no.
what?	Do you sing and dance?
do you dance?	What?
well then, i must be off.  we shall have to meet again.	Do you dance?
no, thank you. i have my car.	Well then, I must be off.  We shall have to meet again.
can i drop you anywhere, harold?	No, thank you. I have my car.
oh, thank you. i think we shall be great friends, don't you?	Can I drop you anywhere, Harold?
nice to meet you.	Oh, thank you. I think we shall be great friends, don't you?
how do you do? i am dame marjorie chardin, but you may call me maude.	Nice to meet you.
harold chasen.	How do you do? I am Dame Marjorie Chardin, but you may call me Maude.
oh, of course. what is your name?	Harold Chasen.
eh, could i have my pen back now, please?	Oh, of course. What is your name?
it's a question of emphasis, you might say. accentuate the positive, so to speak.	Eh, could I have my pen back now, please?
i don't know.	I mean, seventy-five is too early, but at eighty-five, well, you're just marking time and you may as well look over the horizon.
me neither. i heard he was eighty years old. i'll be eighty next week. a good time to move on, don't you think?	I don't know.
eh, no.	Me neither. I heard he was eighty years old. I'll be eighty next week. A good time to move on, don't you think?
you're welcome.  did you know him?	Eh, no.
eh, no. thank you.	You're welcome.  Did you know him?
this is insane.	Perhaps it is.
harold!	This is insane.
i'm going to marry the woman i love.	Harold!
i don't care what people say.	You don't care! "Miss Shroud of 1890 Weds the Boy of a Thousand Deaths!" Listen to me...
oh... that's wonderful... i get an eighty-year-old pallbearer for a daughter-in-law! be reasonable, harold! you're dealing with your life! what will people say?!	I don't care what people say.
at a funeral.	Oh... That's wonderful... I get an eighty-year-old pallbearer for a daughter-in-law! Be reasonable, Harold! You're dealing with your life! What will people say?!
love? love? what do you <u>know</u> about her? where does she come from? where did you meet her?	At a funeral.
what?	A sunflower?
i suppose you think this is very funny, harold.	What?
to a girl. here.	I suppose you think this is very funny, Harold.
to whom?	To a girl. Here.
i'm getting married.	To whom?
fay, i'll call you back.  what did you say?	I'm getting married.
mother. i'm going to get married.	Fay, I'll call you back.  What did you say?
harold, please! i'm on the phone.	Mother. I'm going to get married.
mother.	Harold, please! I'm on the phone.
not now, harold...  you can't put me down for monday?	Mother.
mother.	Not now, Harold...  You can't put me down for Monday?
i have a sore throat.	Well, I want you to go to bed directly after dinner. You know how susceptible you are to colds. Harold has always been a delicate child. Even as a baby he seemed to be abnormally prone to illness - Harold, dear, eat up your beets...
of course, harold's father had a similar sense of the absurd. i remember once in paris he stepped out for cigarettes and the next i hear he's arrested for floating nude down the seine - experimenting in river currents with a pair of yellow rubber water wings. well, that cost quite a little bit of "enfluence" and "d'argent" to hush up, i can tell you. harold, dear, stop playing with your food. don't you feel well?	I have a sore throat.
like a tea ceremony?	No. Like this.
an ancient japanese ceremony.	Like a tea ceremony?
ohhh. what's hari-kari?	An ancient Japanese ceremony.
this one is particularly interesting. it's a hari-kari blade.	Ohhh. What's hari-kari?
no. my uncle.	Oh, he's in the Army. I do so like the military, don't you? Those uniforms make men look so virile. I did "What Price Glory?" in summer stock. I played Charmaine - with a French accent.
oh, is this your father?	No. My uncle.
oh, i studied the guitar. i had to give it up. gave me calluses on my fingers. as an actress i can't afford to have a tarnished instrument.	Oh, is this your father?
no. i'm learning the banjo. do you?	Oh, I studied the guitar. I had to give it up. Gave me calluses on my fingers. As an actress I can't afford to have a tarnished instrument.
do you play?	No. I'm learning the banjo. Do you?
well, actually, it was the name of my drama teacher - louis sunshine. perhaps you've heard of him. he was such an influence on the development of my instrument. that means my body - in theatre talk. well, when i came to hollywood i felt the need to express the emerging me in a new form, so i took on "sunshine." dore is my real name... well, dore, actually. my, what a lovely place you have here.	Do you play?
is sunshine your real name?	Well, actually, it was the name of my drama teacher - Louis Sunshine. Perhaps you've heard of him. He was such an influence on the development of my instrument. That means my body - in theatre talk. Well, when I came to Hollywood I felt the need to express the emerging me in a new form, so I took on "Sunshine." Dore is my real name... Well, Dore, actually. My, what a lovely place you have here.
no, thank you. they stain my fingers.	Is Sunshine your real name?
would you like a cigarette?	No, thank you. They stain my fingers.
how do you do?	Can't complain.
i'd show him my hearse. and my room, and stuff.	What kind of stuff?
what would you say?	I'd show him my hearse. And my room, and stuff.
i'd have liked to talk to him.	What would you say?
why?	I'd have liked to talk to him.
no.  i'd have liked to.	Why?
i see. tell me, harold, do you remember your father at all?	No.  I'd have liked to.
very well.  now your mother tells me she is arranging several dates for you with some young ladies. how do you feel about that?	I see. Tell me, Harold, do you remember your father at all?
yes.	Very well.  Now your mother tells me she is arranging several dates for you with some young ladies. How do you feel about that?
we are not relating today, harold. i sense a definite resistance. a lack of true and helpful communication. i find you a very interesting case, harold, but this reluctance of yours is detrimental to the psycho-analytical process, and can only hinder the possibility of effective treatment. do you understand?	Yes.
i burnt down the chemistry building.	We are not relating today, Harold. I sense a definite resistance. A lack of true and helpful communication. I find you a very interesting case, Harold, but this reluctance of yours is detrimental to the psycho-analytical process, and can only hinder the possibility of effective treatment. Do you understand?
then why did you leave?	I burnt down the Chemistry building.
yes.	Then why did you leave?
your studies?	Yes.
yes.	Your studies?
your classmates?	Yes.
yes.	Your classmates?
you liked your teachers?	Yes.
yes.	You liked your teachers?
i see.  were you happy at school, harold?	Yes.
no.	I see.  Were you happy at school, Harold?
is this a friend you had when you were away at school?	No.
no.	Is this a friend you had when you were away at school?
would you care to talk about this friend?	No.
well, maybe one.	Would you care to talk about this friend?
none at all?	Well, maybe one.
no.	None at all?
you don't seem to be listening. i asked do you have any friends?	No.
huh?	You don't seem to be listening. I asked do you have any friends?
harold?	Huh?
that's very interesting, harold, and i think very illuminative. there seems to be a definite pattern emerging.  your fondness for useless machines and demolitions seems indicative of your present emotional state, your self-destructive urges and your alienation from the regular social interaction. what do you think? and of course this pattern once isolated can be coped with. recognize the problem and you are half way on the road to its solution. but tell me, what do you do for <u>fun</u>? what activity gives you a different sense of enjoyment than the others? what do you find fulfilling? what gives you that certain satisfaction?	I go to funerals.
what else do you like?	That's very interesting, Harold, and I think very illuminative. There seems to be a definite pattern emerging.  Your fondness for useless machines and demolitions seems indicative of your present emotional state, your self-destructive urges and your alienation from the regular social interaction. What do you think? And of course this pattern once isolated can be coped with. Recognize the problem and you are half way on the road to its solution. But tell me, what do you do for <u>fun</u>? What activity gives you a different sense of enjoyment than the others? What do you find fulfilling? What gives you that certain satisfaction?
no. it's the junk. i like to look at junk.	What else do you like?
is it the machines? the noise? the people?	No. It's the junk. I like to look at junk.
i don't know.	Is it the machines? The noise? The people?
i see. junkyards. what is the fascination there?	I don't know.
yes. what kind of things do you do?	I see. Junkyards. What is the fascination there?
you mean when i'm not working on a...	Yes. What kind of things do you do?
oh. well, how do you spend your day?	You mean when I'm not working on a...
my mother spoke to my uncle victor. he's in the army and he fixed it up.	Oh. Well, how do you spend your day?
what about the draft?	My mother spoke to my Uncle Victor. He's in the Army and he fixed it up.
no.	What about the draft?
i'm sure. but what else do you do with your time? do you go to school?	No.
and a lot of time.	I'm sure. But what else do you do with your time? Do you go to school?
ah, yes.	And a lot of time.
i put a lot of effort into these things.	Ah, yes.
why?	I put a lot of effort into these things.
yes. it does.	Why?
does that worry you?	Yes. It does.
i don't think i'm getting through to mother like i used to.	Does that worry you?
no, i suppose not. how do you feel about your mother?	I don't think I'm getting through to Mother like I used to.
i wouldn't say "benefit."	No, I suppose not. How do you feel about your mother?
and were they all done for your mother's benefit?	I wouldn't say "benefit."
a rough estimate.	And were they all done for your mother's benefit?
fifteen.	A rough estimate.
well, a rough estimate... i'd say fifteen.	Fifteen.
just give me a rough estimate.	Well, a rough estimate... I'd say fifteen.
well, some worked out better than others - some had to be abandoned in the planning stages - do you include the first time? - then there's the question of maiming...	Just give me a rough estimate.
and why is that?	Well, some worked out better than others - some had to be abandoned in the planning stages - do you include the first time? - then there's the question of maiming...
an accurate number would be difficult to gauge.	And why is that?
tell me, harold, how many of these, eh, suicides have you performed?	An accurate number would be difficult to gauge.
stay where you are, harold .	She took my head.
harold, calm down! this is...	She's a Commie pig. We're going to nail every last one...
harold!	Crazy parasite! Commie bastard! Get out of here.
parasite!	Harold!
boy, to think i could maybe make my own.	Harold! That's <u>disgusting</u>!
what's the chance of getting one of these?	Boy, to think I could maybe make my own.
harold!	What's the chance of getting one of these?
of your kill - ears, nose, scalp, privates.	Harold!
souvenirs?	Of your kill - ears, nose, scalp, privates.
sir, how about souvenirs?	Souvenirs?
harold, i think you're getting carried away here.	Sir, how about souvenirs?
i'd like that. you could see the blood squirt out.	Harold, I think you're getting carried away here.
well, i don't...	I'd like that. You could see the blood squirt out.
how about to slit his throat?	Well, I don't...
eh?	How about to slit his throat?
to strangle someone. choke him. squeeze out his life between your hands.	Eh?
yes.	To strangle someone. Choke him. Squeeze out his life between your hands.
how about hand-to-hand combat?	Yes.
oh sure.	How about hand-to-hand combat?
and to use the bayonet? pachoie!	Oh sure.
oh, sure. a variety of weapons.	And to use the bayonet? PACHOIE!
will they really teach me to shoot?	Oh, sure. A variety of weapons.
zat!	Will they really teach me to shoot?
yes.	ZAT!
another man's life in your sights.	Yes.
the moment of truth.	Another man's life in your sights.
to kill. the taste of blood in your mouth.	The moment of truth.
that's right.	To kill. The taste of blood in your mouth.
to pit your own life against another.	That's right.
it's the greatest excitement in the world.	To pit your own life against another.
i hope so, sir. golly i never knew it could be so exciting.	It's the greatest excitement in the world.
sure. be able to tell your children. something for them to look up to. be proud of.	I hope so, sir. Golly I never knew it could be so exciting.
you think so, sir?	Sure. Be able to tell your children. Something for them to look up to. Be proud of.
well, you'll soon have stories like that to tell of your own.	You think so, sir?
jeez! that's a great story,	Well, you'll soon have stories like that to tell of your own.
they came at me from all sides, hundreds of 'em. we kept firing - zat-tat-tat-tat! "throw the grenades," i shouted. "mac, throw the grenades!" "he's dead," joe said, and kept right on feeding me bullets.  zat-tat-tat-tat!  they kept falling, but they kept coming. bullets whizzing all around me. zot! joe falls back with a neat red hole in his head. i thought i was done for. but i kept firing. zat-tat-tat! only one thought kept me going. kill! kill! for mac, and joe, and the rest of the guys. kill! - a blinding flash. i wake up on a stretcher. "did we hold?" i asked the medic. "yes, sir," he said, and i slipped into unconsciousness.	Jeez! That's a great story,
and so i ask you - why the hell did we give up on the germans? those damn politicians in washington chalked them up on our side and the wars ever since have been a national disgrace. hell, look at history. the two best wars this country has fought were against the jerries. now i say, get the krauts on the other side of the fence where they belong, and let's get back to the kind of enemy worth killing and the kind of war this whole country can support.	Jeez, sir. That's pretty strong stuff.
war is not all black.	And so I ask you - why the hell did we give up on the Germans? Those damn politicians in Washington chalked them up on our side and the wars ever since have been a national disgrace. Hell, look at history. The two best wars this country has fought were against the Jerries. Now I say, get the Krauts on the other side of the fence where they belong, and let's get back to the kind of enemy worth killing and the kind of war this whole country can support.
is that a fact? well, that fits in right along with everything i've been saying. war is not all black.	War is not all black.
during wartime the national suicide rate goes down.	Is that a fact? Well, that fits in right along with everything I've been saying. War is not all black.
let's examine the facts on it. i say this country has been too harsh in its outright condemnation of war. i say you can point to many material advantages brought about by a crisis and conflict policy. hell, world war ii gave us the ballpoint pen. that's common knowledge.	During wartime the national suicide rate goes down.
yes, sir.	Perfectly lovely. You know, this is what we're defending. Everything that's good and beautiful in the American way of life. Oh, there's some nut peace petitioner over there. Let's go off this way. Those crazy Commie bastards. I don't know why we tolerate 'em. Parasites.
call me "sir," harold. first thing you learn in the army - an officer deserves your respect.	Yes, sir.
thank you, uncle.	Call me "sir," Harold. First thing you learn in the Army - an officer deserves your respect.
good idea of yours to come out here, harold. it's a lovely spot.	Thank you, Uncle.
oh yes. that's fine.	Well, thank you. Eh, officer, you might turn off the radio. Saves the battery.
tell me --  -- is that car parked all right?	Oh yes. That's fine.
eh, yes, ma'm.	Tell me --  -- is that car parked all right?
well, it's a tricky turn.	Eh, yes, ma'm.
yes, ma'am. somebody had some trouble parking.	Well, it's a tricky turn.
good afternoon, officer. bit of trouble here?	Yes, ma'am. Somebody had some trouble parking.
oh, don't be too discouraged. for aesthetic appreciation - always a little time.	But wait...
well, i didn't.	Oh, don't be too discouraged. For aesthetic appreciation - always a little time.
oh, yes. how did you like that?	Well, I didn't.
were you also the one who painted the statues?	Oh, yes. How did you like that?
then i suppose it was me. get in, harold.	Were you also the one who painted the statues?
yes.	Then I suppose it was me. Get in, Harold.
was that the one with the st. christopher medal on the dashboard?	Yes.
ah! there you are, madam. were not you the lady who drove my car off yesterday?	Was that the one with the St. Christopher medal on the dashboard?
no more delays, kirsty. no more teasing. time to play.	Time to play.
oh. no boxes. such a shame.	No more delays, Kirsty. No more teasing. Time to play.
we've always been here.	We have no more surprises.
it's different for us.	We've always been here.
oh, kirsty; so eager to play, so reluctant to admit it.	Perhaps you're teasing us. Are you teasing us?
yes. you're a girl who remembers her promises.	Oh, I do. I do.
you knew?	Yes. You're a girl who remembers her promises.
i knew you'd come.	You knew?
frank.	I knew you'd come.
julia.	Frank.
well, well. all my family together again. how very sweet.	Julia.
daddy! daddy! i love you! help me!	I'm your Daddy now, Kirsty.
he... he loved me.	Don't waste your tears. Look at him!
no! he shouldn't be here! it should've been a trick!	'Fraid not, baby. He belongs here. With me. We're the same. Brothers. Equal and opposite. Pure appetite. Pure banality. Too much feeling. None at all.
see? he's here. you should learn to believe your uncle frank.	No! He SHOULDN'T be here! It SHOULD'VE been a trick!
shit. bull. shit.	See? He's here. You should learn to believe your Uncle Frank.
yes!	Shit. Bull. Shit.
oh, right. daddy's died and gone to heaven, eh?	Yes!
i knew you'd come back.	I'm a girl who keeps her promises.
i want to go back!	Sorry, friend. No day trips to Hell. Here you are. Here you stay. And forward the only way to go.
it's coming.	It certainly is.
she certainly has.	It's coming.
she's done it.	She certainly has.
it's a beautiful dress...	I know.
surreal? strange? nightmarish?	No. You look...
yes... yes. you look...	Surreal? Strange? Nightmarish?
kyle, you don't have...	I KNOW I don't have to. It's just my time of the month to be a complete fucking idiot. O.K.?
o.k. let's go.	Kyle, you don't have...
why?	Because I'm going to get my father!
i don't know, kyle. you're the fucking expert. now get out of the way!	WHY?
are you crazy?	I don't know, Kyle. You're the fucking expert. Now get out of the way!
get out of the way.	Are you crazy?
you didn't tell me. do you mean malahide's got...	Yeah. The things you were talking about.
the boxes! i told you.	You DIDN'T tell me. Do you mean Malahide's got...
what do you mean?	The boxes! I TOLD you.
the boxes. in the house. i told you.	What do you mean?
what?	The Boxes. In the House. I told you.
the box? like in your story? like in his house?	What?
the box. i need the box.	The box? Like in your story? Like in his house?
don't worry about it. your attitude sucks anyway.	Hey, so for it. Don't let pity stop you. I'm down. Nail me.
god, i wish i could say no. this is going to do terrible things to my attitude, you know.	Don't worry about it. Your attitude sucks anyway.
and you're sure it was a woman?	God, I wish I could say no. This is going to do terrible things to my attitude, you know.
well, the sofa isn't often used for sleeping on...	Oh yeah? On your own a lot, Huh?
no bad dreams.	So you slept O.K.?
help. no, no-one can help. i just want someone to listen or i will go crazy.	If anyone can help, HE can.
kirsty, i'm sorry... don't understand. i...	I know. No-one can. But I have to save him. Where's the other doctor? He said He'd listen. He promised.
oh, jesus. i can't explain. it's... it's. i don't know how to help! i have to save him and i don't know how to help!	Kirsty, I'm sorry... don't understand. I...
what?	Oh, Jesus. I can't explain. It's... it's. I don't know how to help! I have to save him and I don't know how to help!
i... i had a visitor.	What?
god, that's terrible.	Yeah. Doctor Malahide's got her doing these jig-saws and things, though. Says it's helping to bring her out.
almost complete withdrawal. she hasn't said a word for nearly two years.	God, that's terrible.
what's the matter with her?	Almost complete withdrawal. She hasn't said a word for nearly two years.
sad, huh? she's been here six months. her name's tiffany.	What's the matter with her?
so... you're kirsty, huh?	You a doctor, too?
well... g'bye.	It's been Hell.
i'm scared.	No. Don't let it. You've come this far.
i've got to finish it.	Finish what?
what are you talking...	I've got to finish it.
i have to go back. or it'll never stop.	What are you talking...
i... remember.	You were ALL human!
nonsense, i...	It's you! You HAVEN'T always been as you are. You were HUMAN. Remember. Remember all your confusions. Think!
no, no, this one didn't escape. you told me you'd always been in hell. you were wrong. look at it. look. it's you.	Nonsense, I...
what is this? someone else you think escaped us, like frank?	No, No, this one didn't escape. You told me you'd always been in Hell. You were wrong. Look at it. LOOK. IT'S YOU.
go on. but trick us again, child, and your suffering will be legendary even in hell.	What is this? Someone else you think escaped us, like Frank?
no deals! just information. information. free of charge. no strings. just information.	Go on. But trick us again, child, and your suffering will be legendary even in Hell.
no more deals, kirsty. it's your flesh we want to experience, not your skill at bargaining.	No deals! Just information. Information. Free of charge. No strings. Just information.
wait!	No more deals, Kirsty. It's your flesh we want to experience, not your skill at bargaining.
but it's true, he is his own hell. just as you are in yours.	And what about you?
then why are you here?	I've come for my father!
but i didn't open it! i didn't!	Then why are you here?
who?	The Cenobites.
i saw it... him. but i got away. and i took the box. and i solved it. and they came.	Who?
easy, easy. whatever happened, whatever you saw, it's not here now.	I saw it... him. But I got away. And I took the box. And I solved it. And they came.
what the hell are you asking me for? tag it. move it.	The mattress... The mattress... JULIA.
he talked about demons, huh?	Yeah.
oh, pardon me. i obviously didn't convey my hesitation to take his story at face-value. no, you talk to me. but -- do me a favor? -- none of this demons crap.	He talked about Demons, huh?
i thought steve had talked to you?	Oh, pardon me. I obviously didn't convey my hesitation to take his story at face-value. No, YOU talk to me. But -- do me a favor? -- none of this DEMONS crap.
what are you talking about? who are you?	Oh, excuse me...
what was it, kid? smack? angel dust? don't tell me acid's back in fashion?	What are you talking about? Who are you?
don't worry. he's o.k. we sent him home hours ago. jeez, what a story.	What was it, kid? Smack? Angel dust? Don't tell me acid's back in fashion?
steve...	Don't worry. He's O.K. We sent him home hours ago. Jeez, what a story.
you're in the malahide institute. it's a psychiatric hospital. but, hey, don't feel judged -- it was just the nearest place to bring you. remember? you and your boyfriend...?	Steve...
where am i?	You're in the Malahide Institute. It's a psychiatric hospital. But, hey, don't feel judged -- it was just the nearest place to bring you. Remember? You and your boyfriend...?
they were over here, professor.	Oooh!! Who was here? Nixon? Houdini? You mind sharing your mystic insights?
don't worry about fingerprints. i never had any.	They were over here, Professor.
is he serious??	Don't worry about fingerprints. I never had any.
the past, the future, whatever this object holds.	Is he serious??
see what??	The past, the future, whatever this object holds.
i need to touch it to "see"...	See what??
rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.	Oh, right --
remind me why i keep doing this.	Rotten eggs and the safety of mankind.
touched you five seconds. laid three eggs.	Didn't even buy me a drink.
red. how long was it latched onto you?	I dunno, maybe five seconds -- ow!
you were burned by some organic acid.	I'm lucky that way.
nah -- he's taken care of.	No, listen this: Sammael, the desolate one, lord of the shadows, son of Nergal --
hey. stinky. kitchen's closed.  whatcha havin'? six library guards, raw? plus belts and boots? man, you're gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out --	Red, I found something --
would'ya look at this babies? made 'em myself. holy water, silver shavings, white oak: the works.	Behind this door. A dark entity -- Evil, ancient and hungry.
liz left us, red. take the hint.	We don't take hints.
how am i ever gonna get a girl?? i drive around in a garbage truck	Liz left us, Red. Take the hint.
nothing psychic about it. you're easy.	How am I ever gonna get a girl?? I drive around in a garbage truck
don't get psychic with me.	Nothing psychic about it. You're easy.
you mean, outside... with her.	Don't get psychic with me.
i break it, they see us, happy halloween. no more hiding.  outside. i could be outside --	You mean, outside... with her.
story of my life.	I break it, they see us, Happy Halloween. No more hiding.  Outside. I could be outside --
look at them ugly suckers, blue. one sheet of glass between them and us.	Story of my life.
skip to the end, willya?  how do i kill it -- ?	It doesn't say --
harbinger of pestilence, seed of destruction --	Skip to the end, willya?  How do I kill it -- ?
-- hound of resurrection?	harbinger of pestilence, seed of destruction --
see? i don't like that --	-- Hound of resurrection?
hound of resurrection --	See? I don't like that --
that's all for you, sammy.	Red -- you need to hear the rest of the information --
cordon off the area. something came through.	From where??!!
if he's here, this is worse than i thought.	Air and sea backup. What's closest?
karl ruprecht kroenen, one of the reich's top scientists. head of the thule occult society.	If he's here, this is worse than I thought.
the freak in the gas mask --	Karl Ruprecht Kroenen, one of the Reich's top Scientists. Head of the Thule Occult Society.
i have seen ghosts, whitman.	Oh, I'll bet you have.
half transmission. nonsense -- german ghost stories!	I have seen ghosts, Whitman.
"paranormal"  but -- you read the transmission.	Half transmission. Nonsense -- German ghost stories!
what a load of crap. hell, a week ago i hadn't even heard the word parabnormal --	"Paranormal"  But -- you read the transmission.
ruins. not rocks. the remains of trondham abbey. built on an intersection of ley lines, the boundaries between our world and the other --	What a load of crap. Hell, a week ago I hadn't even heard the word parabnormal --
you're wasting our time: there's nothing on this island but sheep and rocks.	Ruins. Not rocks. The remains of Trondham Abbey. Built on an intersection of Ley Lines, the boundaries between our world and the other --
three days too late for that one, "professor."	You're wasting our time: There's nothing on this island but sheep and rocks.
i abhor violence.  sergeant whitman, i hope you don't think me mad --	Three days too late for that one, "professor."
here. you'll need one of these.	I abhor violence.  Sergeant Whitman, I hope you don't think me mad --
amongst other things, yes -- but that's hardly the point.	Here. You'll need one of these.
you are a catholic??	Amongst other things, yes -- but that's hardly the point.
what is it?	In private, if you don't mind...
sgt. whitman!! sgt. whitman!! may i have a word??	What is it?
oh -- you don't wanna know what i think. topside, now.	Sgt. Whitman!! Sgt. Whitman!! May I have a word??
this is an important mission, sgt. whitman. i hope you realize that.	Oh -- you don't wanna know what I think. Topside, now.
it's got a big stone -- in its hand --	I think that is its hand.
what the hell was that? an ape?	No. It was red. Bright red.
that makes him more than a hundred --	What the hell was that? An ape?
spiritual advisor to the romanovs.  in 1916, at a dinner in his honor, he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, clubbed, drowned and castrated.	That makes him more than a hundred --
c'mon -- rasputin??	Spiritual advisor to the Romanovs.  In 1916, at a dinner in his honor, he was poisoned, shot, stabbed, clubbed, drowned and castrated.
grigory yefimovich rasputin --	C'mon -- Rasputin??
grigory -- that's russian, right?  thought they were on our side...	Grigory Yefimovich Rasputin --
there is a place -- a dark place where evil slumbers and awaits to return. from there it infects our dreams. our thoughts. grigory gave us a glance tonight --	Grigory -- That's Russian, right?  Thought they were on our side...
do you believe in hell?	There is a place -- a dark place where evil slumbers and awaits to return. From there it infects our dreams. Our thoughts. Grigory gave us a glance tonight --
it's almost over!!	No. It's not.
these freaks, trevor, they give me the creeps. and i'm not the only one. you're up for review. you and your petting zoo.	I know where to find him. I'll get him back.
your "guest" happens to be six foot five, bright red, and is government funded.	He's just going through a phase --
tom -- he's our guest, not a prisoner.	Your "guest" happens to be six foot five, bright red, and is government funded.
i do.  how many escapes?  this year alone: five!	Tom -- he's our guest, not a prisoner.
i thought you liked being on tv.	I do.  How many escapes?  This year alone: five!
every time the media get a look at him, they come to me. i'm running out of lies, trevor.	I thought you liked being on TV.
it's her choice --  she's human --	Oh, as opposed to -- ?
that's not how she feels. she may never feel it.	It's her choice --  She's human --
how many buildings does she have to burn? she belongs here!	That's not how she feels. She may never feel it.
don't look! turn around.	Is it bad?
well, i won't be around forever, you know?	Oh, stop that --  Damn! Be careful, there --
me?? c'mon --	Well, I won't be around forever, you know?
i worry about you.	Me?? C'mon --
how hard can it be? i punched the crap out of that thing that he sent -- ouch!!	I worry about you.
listen to me. this time is different. there's more at stake than ever before.	How hard can it be? I punched the crap out of that thing that he sent -- ouch!!
don't worry. i'll get him soon enough --	Listen to me. This time is different. There's more at stake than ever before.
son. about rasputin --	Don't worry. I'll get him soon enough --
reliquary --	A prison. The Vatican deemed its contents dangerous enough to include it on the List of Avignon. Of which we hold a copy.
smuggled into this country by an overzealous curator. the statue, however, was hollow --	Reliquary --
who wards off demons.	Smuggled into this country by an overzealous curator. The statue, however, was hollow --
a 16th century statue was destroyed. saint dionysius the aeropagite.	Who wards off demons.
and as a father, i worry about him.  in medieval stories, agent myers, there's often a young knight, inexperienced but pure of heart...	Oh, please. I'm not "pure of heart."
i'm in way over my head, i know that much.	You're doing fine.
1945, you mean. hitler died in '45.	Did he, now?
1958, the occult war finally ends when adolf hitler dies.	1945, you mean. Hitler died in '45.
"in absentia luci, tenebrae vinciunt..."	"In the absence of light, darkness prevails." For there are things that go bump in the night, Agent Myers.  We are the ones who bump back.
impressive. do you remember what it said?	"In absentia luci, tenebrae vinciunt..."
on the desk, yes. in latin.	Impressive. Do you remember what it said?
as you entered the lobby there was an inscription --	On the desk, yes. In Latin.
where am i -- exactly, sir?	As you entered the lobby there was an inscription --
abe possesses a unique frontal lobe.  "unique." that's a word you'll hear quite a bit around here.	Where am I -- exactly, Sir?
how does he know so much about me?	Abe possesses a unique frontal lobe.  "Unique." That's a word you'll hear quite a bit around here.
icthyo sapiens, april 14, 1865.	The day Abraham Lincoln died. Hence "Abe" Sapien.
they took his name from this little inscription that was stuck on his tank.	Icthyo Sapiens, April 14, 1865.
c'mon, champ. you look a little woozy, there.	This -- ? This is nothing. You know what'll kill me?  Her.
at nineteen hundred hours an alarm tripped. b&e. robbery. six guards dead --	Hold on -- hold on -- I thought we checked this place. Fakes, and reproductions.
we're on the move.	C'mon, Champ! Happy Halloween!!! You're taking me for a walk!
hey, hey, hey. they're playing our song.	We're on the move.
"myers", huh? you have a first name??	Try not to stare. He hates when people stare.
it is. you got yourself on tv again.	"Myers", huh? You have a first name??
i wanted to see her.  it's nobody's business.	It is. You got yourself on TV again.
well, you did break out --	I wanted to see her.  It's nobody's business.
i don't want him.	Manning says I'm too soft on you --  The candy. Give him the candy.
nah. i'll be around, red, just back in the field.	I don't want him.
got tired of me?	Nah. I'll be around, Red, just back in the field.
agent myers is your new liaison.	Got tired of me?
who's the squirt?	Agent Myers is your new liaison.
sir, may i go first??	Not so fast. He barely knows him --
his horns. he files 'em. to "fit in."	His what??!!
uh-oh -- john.  staring at what?	His horns. He files 'em. To "fit in."
oh, jesus!! hellboy -- ?? is real --	Yup. Sixty years old by our count. But he doesn't age like we do -- think dog years: He's barely out of his teens.
he gets fed six times a day. he's got a thing for cats. you'll be his nanny, his keeper, his best friend. he never goes out unsupervised --	Who?!
grounded? who's grounded?	Okay. You saw the fish man, right?
they're not speaking. professor broom had him grounded.	Grounded? Who's grounded?
you will never fulfill your destiny. you will never understand the power inside you.	I can live with that.
names hold the power and nature of things. mine for example. rasputin: "the crossroads."  and crossroads i have become.  your true name: anung-un-rama. repeat it. become the key.	Anung-un-Rama...
she's dead.	Noooo! Noooo!!!
i sang the first lullaby you ever heard, my child. i ushered you into this world.  i alone know your true calling, your true name.	Don't tell me, it's Zeppo.
that voice --	I sang the first lullaby you ever heard, my child. I ushered you into this world.  I alone know your true calling, your true name.
thank you.	My job.
yup.	You never, ever light a cigar that way.
you call that thing a cigar??	Yup.
you'd better stay here. i'll find a way out. we'll come back for you.	You call that thing a cigar??
no. don't --	I'm in charge. We go back!
-- should go back. now!	No. Don't --
don't move. we --	-- should go back. Now!
we should go back -- you -- you could tear that door apart --	Don't move. We --
each of us gets a belt.	I won't take 'em. They never work.
those things never work. never.	Each of us gets a belt.
we've installed a very handy timer. set it, walk away. cable pulls the safety pins, k-boom! easy to clean, easy to use...	Those things never work. Never.
when we do: no mumbo-jumbo. double- core vulcan-65 grenades.	We've installed a very handy timer. Set it, walk away. Cable pulls the safety pins, K-boom! Easy to clean, easy to use...
"one falls, two shall arise." so: you pop one, two come out. you kill two, you get four. you kill four, you're in trouble. we have to nail 'em all at once. and the eggs.	When we do: No mumbo-jumbo. Double- core Vulcan-65 grenades.
in the end, after you've killed and captured every freak out there -- there's still one left: you.	I wish I could be more gracious but --
what are you trying to say?	In the end, after you've killed and captured every freak out there -- there's still one left: you.
that's what you do. that's why we need you. you have an insight.  you know monsters.	What are you trying to say?
no, it doesn't make it right, but i stopped that creature, didn't i?	That's what you do. That's why we need you. You have an insight.  You know monsters.
ah, i see. that makes it all alright then.	No, it doesn't make it right, but I stopped that creature, didn't I?
i knew those men better than you did --	Ah, I see. That makes it all alright then.
but not everyone was so lucky.  two agents died today. clay probably won't survive the night. you're reckless.	I knew those men better than you did --
alone?	How big can it be?
keep her safe. no matter what. i'll deal with whatever's back there.	Alone?
are you sure about this?	On a scale of one to ten: two. But --  -- she'll take care of you, Myers. She's a tough one.
well good n-	Good night.
not from you.	Well good n-
anything else you --	Not from you.
hey, your chili's getting cold --	Not hungry.
nah, sounds too "needy."	Start in, you got nachos coming.
"need" is a good, solid word.	Nah, sounds too "needy."
myers, you're a talker. what's a good word -- a solid word for "need" --	"Need" is a good, solid word.
shh! just a second.	Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word -- a solid word for "need" --
where do you --	Shh! Just a second.
what was that??	Hostage negotiations.
what landed you this job, pushing "pamcakes"? punctuality? what was your area of expertise?	What was that??
i think i can help -- talk to her -- i can bring her back.	What landed you this job, pushing "pamcakes"? Punctuality? What was your area of expertise?
hey. you: think twice --	I think I can help -- Talk to her -- I can bring her back.
professor, that girl you were talking about --	Hey. You: think twice --
mmmh -- "pamcakes." we're going out --	Professor, that girl you were talking about --
down there. did you ever loose track of him?	Well, let's see -- there was that moment, when I had a train on top of my head --
you want me to hold him down?	That's right, Stud, hold me down.
no. i never was.	Could've fooled me. Go away.
what are you, a boy scout?	No. I never was.
c'mon, time to go home. tape you up.	What are you, a Boy Scout?
what took you so long?	C'mon, time to go home. Tape you up.
yes?	Goodbye.
myers?	Yes?
no. stop. don't do this -- listen to me -- tell me where you are --	Myers?
no, no, no, it's fine: i do my job, i take a break.	No. Stop. Don't do this -- Listen to me -- Tell me where you are --
wait -- wait -- you can't go anywhere -- i gotta go with you --	No, no, no, it's fine: I do my job, I take a break.
i just fried stinky. tell father i'll be home. he shouldn't wait up.	Wait -- Wait -- You can't go anywhere -- I gotta go with you --
myers??? how's your arm?	My arm is fine. Where are you??
helping you -- i just --	No one ever helps me. It's my job.
whatcha looking at, john??	Oh-n-no -- I --
oh. uh. hello. i -- i have these. for you.	Father's back?  Still angry?
you're kidding --	Those comics -- They never got the eyes right.
marco...	...Polo.
okay, someone's expecting us. turn on your locators -- anyone sees anything...	Marco...
i like that...	Good.
listen. i'm not like myers. he makes you feel like you belong. and -- that's good. it really is. i -- wish i could do something about this --  but i can't.  i can promise you only two things... one: i'll always look this good. two: i won't give up on you. ever.	I like that...
red, i --	Listen. I'm not like Myers. He makes you feel like you belong. And -- that's good. It really is. I -- wish I could do something about this --  But I can't.  I can promise you only two things... One: I'll always look this good. Two: I won't give up on you. Ever.
but i understand what you don't like about me. i do. what i am makes you feel out of place -- out there --	Red, I --
hi.	I've changed my mind. I'll come to Moscow. If you -- are still going --
it's nothing. just a list -- it's not finished --	Oh, okay then. Maybe later then.
you're going alone?	No. Myers is taking me.
for a cup of coffee, but go ahead, read.	You're going alone?
out? out out?	For a cup of coffee, but go ahead, read.
well. is it long?? i'm going out, but --	Out? Out out?
um... liz -- i -- there's something i'd like you to -- something i need you to hear.	Well. Is it long?? I'm going out, but --
goodnight, then.	Goodnight.
we miss you at the bureau. abe's crazier every day. and father's still mad at me --  come back, liz. come back. i --	No. Not this time, H.B. It's been months since I've had an episode. And you know what? I'm learning to control it.
just a scratch.  i wanted to see you.	We miss you at the Bureau. Abe's crazier every day. And Father's still mad at me --  Come back, Liz. Come back. I --
you better have that looked at.	Just a scratch.  I wanted to see you.
hit me.	What?
that you feel that way about me.	You want to know -- Now -- ? Here? Red, white, whatever -- Guys are all the same.
what -- ?	That you feel that way about me.
but it's not true, is it?	What -- ?
it's freezing, isn't it?	Coffee's warming me up.
what about you?	Don't know. Really. I grew up with him.  I've missed him too, but now, every time I see him, I get confused. Hardly a day goes by he's not in my mind. Even now, I feel he's here --
i know.	What about you?
he -- loves you.	I know.
my uncle used to say... we like people for their qualities but love them for their defects.	He -- loves you.
a brute.	My uncle used to say... we like people for their qualities but love them for their defects.
strong.	A brute.
cocky.	Strong.
no... he's determined. unstoppable --	Cocky.
he's just pushy.	No... He's determined. Unstoppable --
i admire him. he's a force of nature.	He's just pushy.
doesn't sounds like him.	Miss Sherman, he's asking you back, but it's entirely your choice.
dr. broom asked me to invite you back to the bureau. no special precautions, no security escorts. you and me in a taxi. like regular folks.	Doesn't sounds like him.
it's still impressive by my standards: my name's john.	Dr. Broom asked me to invite you back to the Bureau. No special precautions, no security escorts. You and me in a taxi. Like regular folks.
60% of the women in this world are named "liz".	It's still impressive by my standards: My name's John.
liz -- can i call you liz? it's a beautiful name --	60% OF THE WOMEN IN THIS WORLD ARE NAMED "LIZ".
pardon?	Two steps back, please.
-- section fifty-one. step back.	Pardon?
yes, i --	-- Section fifty-one. Step back.
-- late. five minutes late.	Yes, I --
hello, i'm --	-- Late. Five minutes late.
you fucking ass-holes.	Who are you calling a fucking ass- hole? It's this bastard bed that's your fucking problem!
my fucking hand!	You fucking ass-holes.
what's the problem?	My fucking hand!
christ!	What's the problem?
just take it slowly.	Oh, sod you.
look, do you want the bed in or not?	Just take it slowly.
wait! wait! watch the fucking paint work.	Look, do you want the bed in or not?
will you sign for the bed?	Sure.
we're leaving.	Where's my father?
what's happening?	We're leaving.
want to buy a bed?	Not much.
hi.	Want to buy a bed?
it's my lucky day.	Hi.
lucky man.	Damn right. Now are we going to move the bed or not?
julia's my second wife.	Lucky man.
oh.	Julia's my second wife.
her mother's dead.	Oh.
got her mother's looks.	Her mother's dead.
uh-huh.	Got her mother's looks.
that your daughter?	Uh-huh.
alright, let's give it another try.	Do you really need this bed, lady?
eh, chas, slow it down like the man says.	It'll go in.
we've got such sights to show you --	You can keep them.
stay the fuck away from me.	We've got such sights to show you --
just in time.	Stay the fuck away from me.
we want the man who did this --	No. That wasn't the deal.
suppose he had slipped us. what significance has that?	I could lead you right to him. You could take him back to Hell instead of me.
nobody escapes us.	HE did. I've seen him.
many times.	To a man called Frank Cotton?
you did this before, right?	Many times.
no time for argument.	You did this before, right?
let me alone, will you?	No tears please. It's a waste of good suffering.
he doesn't see us, or hear us. we belong to you, kirsty. and you to us.	No!
this isn't for real.	You solved the box. We came. Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures.
cenobites. explorers in the further regions of experience. demons to some. angels to others.	Well, I didn't mean to open that thing. You can go back wherever you came from.
who are you?	Cenobites. Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some. Angels to others.
it's a means to summon us -- it's called the lament configuration.	Who are you?
it's just a puzzle box.	It's a means to summon us -- it's called the Lament Configuration.
the box... you opened it. we came.	It's just a puzzle box.
oh christ.	We'll get you a phone as long as you promise to stay put.
well the police are going to want to speak to you. you know that.	Oh Christ.
i don't remember.	Well the police are going to want to speak to you. You know that.
you were holding onto it like grim death.	I don't remember.
please listen to me --	First things first. You can have a telephone when we've talked. Do you know who did this to you?
you took quite a beating. you must lie down.	Please listen to me --
it's important.	You took quite a beating. You must lie down.
that's easily arranged. but first, back into bed.	It's important.
i have to speak to my father.	That's easily arranged. But first, back into bed.
please. get back into bed.	I have to speak to my father.
frank --	That's right. This is Frank you're talking to, remember? FRANK.
hush now. it's all right frank's here.	Frank --
bastard.	Hush now. It's all right Frank's here.
poor baby.	Bastard.
you bastard --	Poor baby.
don't mourn him. he was dead long before we laid a finger on him.	You bastard --
oh my god.	Don't mourn him. He was dead long before we laid a finger on him.
this isn't happening.	Some things have to be endured...
come to daddy.	This isn't happening.
one last time. give me the box.	You want it?
no.	One last time. Give me the box.
this isn't happening.	I used to tell myself that. Used to try and pretend I was dreaming all the pain. But why kid yourself? Some things have to be endured. Take it from me. And that makes the pleasures so much sweeter...
i bet you make your daddy proud, don't you? beautiful.	This isn't happening.
what? what will you do? what can you do?  there's nothing to be frightened of.	I bet you make your Daddy proud, don't you? Beautiful.
don't touch me. or so help me --	What? What will you do? What CAN you do?  There's nothing to be frightened of.
no.	Come to Daddy.
you remember.	No.
no.	You remember.
kirsty. it's frank. it's uncle frank.	No.
julia!	Kirsty?
well we can't just stay here --	I need a skin. Then we leave --
like this? look at me! like this?	Well we can't just stay here --
maybe we should just leave --	Like this? Look at me! LIKE THIS?
there's very little i can do about it.	Maybe we should just leave --
don't you care?	There's very little I can do about it.
maybe.	Don't you care?
that's probably her now. or the police.	Maybe.
i don't think so. she'll want larry first.	That's probably her now. Or the police.
she'll tell them everything...	I don't think so. She'll want Larry first.
i said no.	Then find me somebody else, before they come looking.
so where's the harm?	I said no.
i don't.	So where's the harm?
you can't love him.	I don't.
it gave me a little chance, and i took it. they won't get me back. i'm going to live, and you're going to help me. yes?	Yes. They'll never find us.
and the blood let you out?	It gave me a little chance, and I took it. They won't get me back. I'm going to live, and you're going to help me. Yes?
they took my body, but my spirit... they left that here. in the boards, in the walls. watching the world, but not able to touch it.	And the blood let you out?
no. they gave me experiences beyond the limits. pain and pleasure, indivisible.	They took my body, but my spirit... they left that here. In the boards, in the walls. Watching the world, but not able to TOUCH it.
so you were cheated.	No. They gave me experiences beyond the limits. Pain and pleasure, indivisible.
you would be. they tore me apart.	So you were cheated.
you're still afraid.	You would be. They tore me apart.
the cenobites. the creatures the box set free.  sometimes i think they're still here. just behind the walls. them and their hooks and their beasts. just waiting to break out again. except that i've got the box.	You're still afraid.
who did?	The Cenobites. The creatures the box set free.  Sometimes I think they're still here. Just behind the walls. Them and their hooks and their beasts. Just waiting to break out again. Except that I've got the box.
sure. somewhere safe.  safe. christ! they tortured me here. in this room.	Who did?
and you came back here to solve the puzzle --	Sure. Somewhere safe.  Safe. Christ! They tortured me here. In this room.
i was bored. i'd done everything. i'd gone to the limits. there was nothing left to experience. at least nothing i could buy on earth.	And you came back here to solve the puzzle --
hell...	I was bored. I'd done everything. I'd gone to the limits. There was nothing left to experience. At least nothing I could buy on earth.
to experience beyond anything ever known. at least that's what i was promised when i bought it. pleasure from heaven or hell. i didn't much care which.	Hell...
what kind of doors?	To experience beyond anything ever known. At least that's what I was promised when I bought it. Pleasure from Heaven or Hell. I didn't much care which.
don't touch it. it's dangerous. it opens doors.	What kind of doors?
let me see.	Don't touch it. It's dangerous. It opens doors.
it's not any box. it's called the lament configuration. it's a puzzle.	Let me see.
a box?	It's not any box. It's called the Lament Configuration. It's a puzzle.
this is what began it.	A box?
you promised me an explanation.	This is what began it.
a long time.	You promised me an explanation.
not know.	Tell me, damn you.
i want an explanation first. i want to know what happened to you.	Not know.
what?	I want an explanation first. I want to know what happened to you.
later.	What?
better. very much better. i'd like something to wear. and some cigarettes. will you bring me some?	Later.
well?	Better. Very much better. I'd like something to wear. And some cigarettes. Will you bring me some?
you're hurting.	You won't cheat me will you? You'll stay with me. Help me. Then we can be together, the way we were before. We belong to each other now, for better or worse...
ssh. don't want babe to hear.	You're hurting.
keep your voice down.	Ssh. Don't want babe to hear.
poor larry. obedient as ever.	Keep your voice down.
who?	The Cenobites. It's only a matter of time before they find I've slipped them. I have to get away from here.
-- to heal me completely. then we can be away from here, before they come looking.	Who?
one more. maybe two --	-- to heal me completely. Then we can be away from here, before they come looking.
good.	One more. Maybe two --
my nerves... are beginning to work again.	Good.
hurting.	My nerves... are beginning to work again.
i'm hurting	Hurting.
what do you want me to do.	The blood brought me this far. I need more of the same. Or I'll slip back...
you can't let me stay like this. please. you can't.	What do you want me to do.
ssh!	You can't let me stay like this. Please. You can't.
...somebody...	Ssh!
back from where?	Just help, will you? Please God, help me --
his blood... on the floor... it brought me back.	Back from where?
what happened to you?	His blood... on the floor... It brought me back.
believe me. it's me. it's really me.	What happened to you?
no. god no.	Believe me. It's me. It's really me.
frank.	No. God no.
tell me who you are.	Frank.
help me.	Tell me who you are.
i said: don't look.	Help me.
who are you?	I said: don't look.
don't look at me.	Who are you?
oh my god.	Don't look at me.
julia.	Oh my God.
i'm very happy.	Sure you are.
wedded bliss?	I'm very happy.
what about larry --	Forget him.
but you said --	I don't want to see the dress.
i don't want to see the dress.	But you said --
well?	I don't want to see the dress.
well can i come in or not?	I'm sorry. Of course. You're very welcome.
oh.  oh yes.	Well can I come in or not?
there is going to be a wedding?	Oh.  Oh yes.
i came for the wedding.	There is going to BE a wedding?
oh.	I came for the wedding.
i'm brother frank.	Oh.
that's right. who are you?	I'm brother Frank.
you're julia, right?	That's right. Who are you?
no, damn you --	Oh my God.
i saw everything.	I'm sorry, I don't follow. What was there to see?
this afternoon.	I saw everything.
i was here this afternoon.	This afternoon.
you look terrible. have you had an accident?	I was here this afternoon.
of course. there's no need to shout.	You look terrible. Have you had an accident?
i have to see my father.	Of course. There's no need to shout.
what's the problem?	I have to see my father.
where's daddy?	What's the problem?
kirsty? it's very late.	Where's Daddy?
sure.	The keys are in the kitchen.
just an accident. he's all right. will you drive? he needs stitches.	Sure.
what happened?	Just an accident. He's all right. Will you drive? He needs stitches.
which is where?	Just to your left.
there's a towel in the bathroom.	Which is where?
hi. i got soaked.	There's a towel in the bathroom.
kirsty.	Hi. I got soaked.
dead.	He was insane, baby: a mad dog. I put him out of his misery --
what are you talking about?	It's better you see for yourself --
i don't know where to begin...	What are you talking about?
what's wrong?	I don't know where to begin...
what's wrong with you?	Please. I can't bear it...
please...	What's wrong with you?
huh?	Please...
don't go upstairs.	Come with me then.
oh baby.	Don't go upstairs.
larry...	What's wrong with you?
-- i'll go see.	No. I'll do it.
fine.	Only I'll turn it off --
are you all right?	Fine.
i've seen worse.	Are you all right?
is this upsetting you?	I've seen worse.
who was it?	Kirsty.
just a moment. put on some music will you babe?	O.K.
i'll be down in a minute	O.K.
sure.	I'll be down in a minute
maybe a brandy.	Sure.
can i get you anything?	Maybe a brandy.
i'll be o.k. just leave me be a while.	Can I get you anything?
oh, babe...	I'll be O.K. Just leave me be a while.
just feeling a bit sick.	Oh, babe...
are you all right?	Just feeling a bit sick.
sweetheart... i've been calling you.	Are you all right?
i'm here.	Sweetheart... I've been calling you.
julia?	I'm here.
would you excuse me? i think i'm going to go to bed.	Are you O.K.?
larry....	Anyway, it's bad luck to see too much of the bride before the wedding.
look, i'm going to have to leave you guys to keep each other company.	Larry....
i'll be scarred for life.	No you won't.
you're done worse.	I'll be scarred for life.
so damn stupid.	You're done worse.
take it slowly.	So damn stupid.
i'm going to throw up.	No, you're not.
it's probably going to need stitches.	I'm going to throw up.
let me see.	It's probably going to need stitches.
shit.	Let me see.
you're not going to faint.	Shit.
i don't know, i haven't looked. you know me and blood.	You're NOT going to faint.
is it deep?	I don't know, I haven't looked. You know me and blood.
i cut myself.	Is it deep?
what have you done?	I cut myself.
how are you doing through there?	It looks like a bomb's dropped.
why not?	We'll move in Sunday.
well?	Why not?
he's here?	He's BEEN here. There's stuff in the kitchen. He must have made a hasty exit.
where are you?	In here.
i hear you.	Where are you?
larry!	I hear you.
no argument.	Oh Christ. Julia...
so what's the argument?	No argument.
all right.	So what's the argument?
you wanted to come back to london. we came back.	All right.
no. i'm not.	You wanted to come back to London. We came back.
you're still blaming me.	No. I'm not.
you know we have to let kirsty see this place, before we do anything to it. she'll love it.	You mean we're moving in?
he won't complain. he can pay off some of his creditors.	You know we have to let Kirsty see this place, before we do anything to it. She'll love it.
i thought half of it was your brother's?	He won't complain. He can pay off some of his creditors.
we'll sell it. sell everything.	I thought half of it was your brother's?
not exactly modern.	We'll sell it. Sell everything.
why didn't he want to sell it?	I don't know. Probably wanted a hideaway.
how long since you were here?	The best part of ten years.
it smells damp.	It's just been empty a while.
just a thought --	Ah!
like who?	Just a thought --
maybe somebody changed the lock.	Like who?
o.k. o.k.	Maybe somebody changed the lock.
we're going to freeze to death.	O.K. O.K.
it's one of these.	We're going to freeze to death.
what's wrong?	Too much drink. Better empty my bladder.
oh christ.	What's wrong?
you know you are. loveliest woman i ever set eyes on.	Oh Christ.
am i?	You know you are. Loveliest woman I ever set eyes on.
you know, you're very beautiful.	Am I?
maybe i will.	You know, you're very beautiful.
why don't you do the same?	Maybe I will.
yeah, why don't i?	Why don't you do the same?
why don't you take off your jacket? you're warm.	Yeah, why don't I?
that's right.	Why don't you take off your jacket? You're warm.
first time for everything.	That's right.
i prefer the floor.	First time for everything.
i suppose not.	I prefer the floor.
we don't need a bed, do we?	I suppose not.
what's going on?	We don't need a bed, do we?
no.	What's going on?
this isn't the bedroom.	No.
that's right.	This isn't the bedroom.
no personal details?	That's right.
let's keep it that way, shall we?	No personal details?
no, not much.	Let's keep it that way, shall we?
do you care ?	No, not much.
is this your place ?	Do you care ?
that's more like it.	Is this your place ?
no. no. let's go upstairs.	That's more like it.
so, what's your problem? let's get to it.  you're not going to change your fucking mind ?	No. No. Let's go upstairs.
i... suppose so, yes.	So, what's your problem? Let's get to it.  You're not going to change your fucking mind ?
well, isn't it?	I... suppose so, yes.
you want something to drink?	I'm already way over my usual limit. You know, it's funny. I feel like I've known you for years.
i suppose that's right.	You want something to drink?
there's a first time for everything.	I suppose that's right.
you know it's not often i... you know...	There's a first time for everything.
oh?	You know it's not often I... you know...
that depends.	Oh?
i try not to drink at lunch-time. makes me sleepy in the afternoon. you like to keep a clear head, eh?  one soda, one whisky.  i do it anyway. no will-power. got a busy afternoon?	That depends.
please.	I try not to drink at lunch-time. Makes me sleepy in the afternoon. You like to keep a clear head, eh?  One soda, one whisky.  I do it anyway. No will-power. Got a busy afternoon?
plain soda?	Please.
just soda.	Plain soda?
what are you drinking?	Just soda.
not much.	I wonder, maybe...
drinking alone.	Not much.
what?	Drinking alone.
not much fun, is it?	What?
well, if you change your mind. what's this friend's name?	Steve.
try me.	Well, if you change your mind. What's this friend's name?
you wouldn't believe me.	Try me.
of course. this isn't a prison you know.  look if you'd prefer to tell me what happened, instead of a policeman --	You wouldn't believe me.
i called another friend of mine and he's coming over. will you let him in?	Of course. This isn't a prison you know.  Look if you'd prefer to tell ME what happened, instead of a policeman --
i'm afraid you'll have to wait until the police have spoken to you. keep trying your father; he'll answer eventually.	I called another friend of mine and he's coming over. Will you let him in?
my father doesn't answer. i have to go find him.	I'm afraid you'll have to wait until the police have spoken to you. Keep trying your father; he'll answer eventually.
what a pretty tune.	My father doesn't answer. I have to go find him.
who brought me in here?	I won't be a moment.
wait a moment --	Who brought me in here?
i'll get the doctor.	Wait a moment --
what happened to me?	I'll get the doctor.
you're awake. good girl.	What happened to me?
where are you going?	I have to get out.
it isn't. i know what's going on here, and it isn't over --	Where are you going?
no. it's all over.	It isn't. I know what's going on here, and it isn't over --
please. you're in danger.	No. It's all over.
what's the problem?	PLEASE. You're in danger.
get the fuck out of here.	What's the problem?
yes!	Show her.
no you don't.	Yes!
i want to see.	No you don't.
i'm afraid it's true.	I want to see.
i don't believe it.	I'm afraid it's true.
poor frank. he's better off dead.	I don't believe it.
he's gone.	Gone?
finished?	He's gone.
whatever frank did was his error. and it's finished with now.	Finished?
no. you don't understand. your brother -- frank -- he's here in the house. and he's --	Whatever Frank did was his error. And it's finished with now.
it's all right, sweetheart. julia's told me everything; and it's all right...	No. You don't understand. Your brother -- Frank -- he's here in the house. And he's --
of course.	It's all right, sweetheart. Julia's told me everything; and it's all right...
i have to talk to you.	Of course.
sure.	Maybe all she needs is some company.
would you... maybe call round sometime? try to make friends.	Sure.
i don't know. i don't know. it's beyond me.	Would you... maybe call round sometime? Try to make friends.
what?	I don't know. I don't know. It's beyond me.
it's like she's waiting for something.	What?
really?	It's like she's waiting for something.
she doesn't even want to leave the house.	Really?
she's not like mom. she's... i don't know... moody. i thought that was what you liked about her.	You don't like her at all do you?
i guess.	She's not like Mom. She's... I don't know... moody. I thought that was what you liked about her.
maybe you should give it some time.	I guess.
...maybe we should never have come back.	Maybe you should give it some time.
i love you, honey.	I love you too.
yeah.	I love you, honey.
never better. you sleep well.	Yeah.
i just wanted to be sure you were o.k.	Never better. You sleep well.
i've forgotten.	Steve?
what are you drinking, love?	I've forgotten.
are you o.k.?	Sure.
o.k. i'll be nice. you get on with the muscle work. i'll make myself some coffee.	Kitchen's through on your left.
kirsty.	O.K. I'll be nice. You get on with the muscle work. I'll make myself some coffee.
surprise.	Kirsty.
upstairs.  treat her gently, huh? she hates moving.	Surprise.
is julia here?	Upstairs.  Treat her gently, huh? She hates moving.
i'll show you around when we've got this damn bed moved.	Is Julia here?
me like.	I'll show you around when we've got this damn bed moved.
you like?	Me like.
big house.	You like?
call me tomorrow.	I will. See you.
take care, dad.	Call me tomorrow.
o.k.	Take care, Dad.
of course. every day.	O.K.
you will keep in touch.	Of course. Every day.
i'll come over and see you in the next few days. you can show me the mansion. o.k.?	You will keep in touch.
i do. i'd just feel happier if you were with us.	I'll come over and see you in the next few days. You can show me the mansion. O.K.?
it's not a gesture. i want to do this on my own. come on, trust me a little will you?	I do. I'd just feel happier if you were with us.
what for, honey? you know we can look after you. you've made the gesture --	It's not a gesture. I want to do this on my own. Come on, trust me a little will you?
maybe later in the week. first i've got to find myself a job.	What for, honey? You know we can look after you. You've made the gesture --
well come over, will you? see the place?	Maybe later in the week. First I've got to find myself a job.
great.	Well come over, will you? See the place?
i'm not going to change my mind, dad.	Great.
well i want you to see the house.	I'm not going to change my mind, Dad.
do you want me to come over?	Well I want you to see the house.
you'd like my room.	Do you want me to come over?
you'd like the house.	YOU'D like my room.
no dad.	You'd like the house.
i thought you were going to stay with us for awhile?	No Dad.
i said: i found a room.	I thought you were going to stay with us for awhile?
what did you say?	I said: I found a room.
i found a room.	What did you say?
where are you?	I found a room.
i got through.	Where are you?
kirsty?	I got through.
daddy?	Kirsty?
who's there?	Daddy?
'bye.	'Bye.
sure. why not?	'Bye.
i'll come back later, huh?	Sure. Why not?
will you go, damn you?	I'll come back later, huh?
what did i say?	Will you GO, damn you?
just go. please. i'll be o.k. i'm going to go see dad. he'll look after me --	What did I say?
what?	Just go. PLEASE. I'll be O.K. I'm going to go see Dad. He'll look after me --
don't let them take me, steve --	I won't let anybody take you.
what's wrong?	Don't let them take me, Steve --
these things... they want to take me --	What things?
what happened to you?	These THINGS... they want to take me --
steve. thank god you came.	What happened to you?
as long as you don't mind the smell of fur --	It's a fetish of mine.
can i lend you a hand?	As long as you don't mind the smell of fur --
just trying to get my apartment in order.	Can I lend you a hand?
are you busy after work ?	Just trying to get my apartment in order.
no, it's good to see you.	Are you busy after work ?
i'm sorry, i shouldn't have surprised you.	No, it's good to see you.
if i make it through the day.	I'm sorry, I shouldn't have surprised you.
your father told me you were working here.	If I make it through the day.
i've been better.	Your father told me you were working here.
are you alright ?	I've been better.
oh!	Are you alright ?
it's not what i heard.	Well you've just been talking to the wrong people.
oh no.	It's not what I heard.
oh no?	Oh no.
we're not all frigid.	Oh no?
there ya go.  i beg your pardon?	We're not all frigid.
i beg your pardon?	There ya go.  I beg your pardon?
oh, i don't know. up-tight. frigid.	I beg your pardon?
meaning what?	Oh, I don't know. Up-tight. Frigid.
she's so damn... english.	Meaning what?
i see.	She's so damn... English.
yeah, there's room. and there's julia.	I see.
why don't you stay at larry's house? there's plenty of room.	Yeah, there's room. And there's Julia.
we walk.	Why don't you stay at Larry's house? There's plenty of room.
what do we do if there isn't?	We walk.
if there's a train.	What do we do if there isn't?
all right.  no. that's nice.	If there's a train.
please. i want to see you home. all right?	All right.  No. That's nice.
not that late.	Please. I want to see you home. All right?
it's late.	Not that late.
you know i do know the way home.	It's late.
i'm coming!  sleep well.	You know I do know the way home.
i thought we'd lost you.	I'm coming!  Sleep well.
i'm here.	I thought we'd lost you.
need any help?	I AM house-trained.
just upstairs.	Need any help?
you're not going?	Just upstairs.
i won't be able to stand.	So lie down.
we're on the cointreau.	That's right. Cointreau.
i beg your pardon?	Technically, I'm number one.  I went out with her a week before Kevin did.  Her first boyfriend.  Me.
really?  married kevin?  her junior high sweetheart... what chance would i have had against that?  none, no chance.  that's just fate.	I beg your pardon?
that's right.  kevin.  she's mrs. kevin bannister.  she lives in australia.	Really?  Married Kevin?  Her junior high sweetheart... What chance would I have had against that?  None, no chance.  That's just fate.
you gotta be kidding me.	That's right.  Kevin.  She's Mrs. Kevin Bannister.  She lives in Australia.
i hate to quibble with you rob, but she married her first boyfriend. kevin bannister.	You gotta be kidding me.
rob.  rob gordon.  circa junior high...	I hate to quibble with you Rob, but she married her first boyfriend. Kevin Bannister.
long time ago.  i was just thinking about her.  i was her first boyfriend.	Rob.  Rob Gordon.  Circa junior high...
really.	Long time ago.  I was just thinking about her.  I was her first boyfriend.
alison's.	Really.
do i know you?	I don't know.
you'll be going over the fucking edge if you come anywhere near me next friday night.	That's what we want.  Reaction.  And if Laura's bourgeois lawyer friends can't take it, then fuck 'em.  Let 'em riot, we can handle it.  We'll be ready.
i owe it to myself to go right to the edge, rob, and this group does exactly that.  over the edge, in fact.	You'll be going over the fucking edge if you come anywhere near me next Friday night.
barry, you're over thirty years old. you owe it to yourself and your friends and to your parents not to sing in a group called sonic death monkey.	I owe it to myself to go right to the edge, Rob, and this group does exactly that.  Over the edge, in fact.
what do you think?  dick likes it.	Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to yourself and your friends and to your parents not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey.
sonic death monkey.	What do you think?  Dick likes it.
we're not called barrytown anymore, by the by.  they got sick of the barry/barrytown thing.  we're called sdm.  sonic death monkey.	Sonic Death Monkey.
you couldn't be.  look, barry. there's going to be people from laura's work there, people who own dogs and babies and tina turner albums.  how are you going to cope with them?	We're not called Barrytown anymore, by the by.  They got sick of the Barry/Barrytown thing.  We're called SDM.  Sonic Death Monkey.
we're not as bad as you think, rob.	You couldn't be.  Look, Barry. There's going to be people from Laura's work there, people who own dogs and babies and Tina Turner albums.  How are you going to cope with them?
110%.  that's my final offer.  i'm not kidding.  that's how much it means to me not to hear you play.	We're not as bad as you think, Rob.
no.  we need the gig.	110%.  That's my final offer.  I'm not kidding.  That's how much it means to me not to hear you play.
what is she doing?  okay, 20%.	No.  We need the gig.
we're getting that anyway.	What is she doing?  Okay, 20%.
i'll give you 10% of the door if you don't play.	We're getting that anyway.
laura said we could.  if we helped out with the posters and stuff.  and we did.  and we are.	I'll give you 10% of the door if you don't play.
like fuck you are.	Laura said we could.  If we helped out with the posters and stuff.  And we did.  And we are.
so?  you even said they're good.	HELLO.  DO YOU SEE ANYONE ELSE around here with a band, Mr. Branson?  Mr. Phil Spector?
i heard you, man.  don't give me that "what" shit.  you just told them that you're gonna put out a record with them.	So?  You even said they're good.
what?	I heard you, man.  Don't give me that "what" shit.  You just told them that you're gonna put out a record with them.
what the fuck is that?	What?
no way.	Yes way.  It's really...
the little skate-fuckers.	No way.
oh.  right.  but i'd forgotten about that.  i wasn't biting the idea.	Not really.
liar.  we saw it in the lawrence kasdan double-bill with body heat.	Oh.  Right.  But I'd forgotten about that.  I wasn't biting the idea.
haven't seen it.	Liar.  We saw it in the Lawrence Kasdan double-bill with Body Heat.
because it's in the big chill.	Haven't seen it.
i'd want "one step beyond" by madness. and "you can't always get what you want."	Because it's in The Big Chill.
fuck off, barry.	I'd want "One Step Beyond" by Madness. And "You Can't Always Get What You Want."
whatever.  okay. "tell laura i love her." that'd bring the house down. laura's mom could sing it.	Fuck off, Barry.
it was jan, and it was a long time after--	Whatever.  Okay. "Tell Laura I Love Her." That'd bring the house down. Laura's mom could sing it.
laura.  her dad died.	Ooh.  Drag.
what's up?	Laura.  Her dad died.
so much for friends, then.  you're a bitter bastard, rob, you know that?	Bitter?  Because I'm not in Barrytown? You should be shot like a lame horse, you jerk.  Just keep that out of my window.
of course i'm not coming.  do i look like i'd want to listen to some terrible experimental racket played in some hideous cave?  where is it?  the fucking bucktown pub?  ha!	So much for friends, then.  You're a bitter bastard, Rob, you know that?
you're not even coming?	Of course I'm not coming.  Do I look like I'd want to listen to some terrible experimental racket played in some hideous cave?  Where is it?  The fucking Bucktown Pub?  Ha!
none.  christ!	You're not even coming?
how many tickets can i put you down for?	None.  Christ!
great!  that's fucking great!  they only asked you to sing because of your name!  you can stick it above the browser racks over there.	How many tickets can I put you down for?
that was one of the reasons they asked me to join originally, yes. but --	Great!  That's fucking great!  They only asked you to sing because of your name!  You can stick it above the browser racks over there.
isn't it?	That was one of the reasons they asked me to join originally, yes. But --
that's why you got the gig, isn't it?	Isn't it?
they were fucking called that before i was in it, okay?  it wasn't my idea.	That's why you got the gig, isn't it?
you can't be called barry and sing in a group called barrytown.	They were fucking called that before I was in it, okay?  It wasn't my idea.
i didn't make up the name.  it's the steely dan song.  and it was in the commitments.	You can't be called Barry and sing in a group called Barrytown.
barrytown.  barrytown?  is there no end to your arrogance?	I didn't make up the name.  It's the Steely Dan song.  And it was in The Commitments.
thanks for your support, rob.  really appreciate it.	Barrytown.  Barrytown?  Is there no end to your arrogance?
you are not in a band, barry.  you are not a musician.  and no posters.	Thanks for your support, Rob.  Really appreciate it.
the band that found me and asked me to join.	You are not in a band, Barry.  You are not a musician.  And no posters.
what band?	The band that found me and asked me to join.
my band.	What band?
what the fuck is that?	My band.
hey.	What the fuck is that?
suck my ass.	Terrific.
don't be sad, barry.  you'll find true love someday.	Suck my ass.
yeah, you would say that, wouldn't you?  you two have to stick together now.  boners united.  united in getting some.	Don't be sad, Barry.  You'll find true love someday.
shut the fuck up, barry.	Yeah, you would say that, wouldn't you?  You two have to stick together now.  Boners United.  United in getting some.
how do you know about that?	Oh come on, Rob.  What am I, an idiot? I'm more bothered by Dick's thing. How did this happen, Dick?  What rational explanation can there possibly be?  What's her name?
un-fucking-believable.  dick's out on a hot date, rob's boning marie lasalle, and the best-looking and most intelligent of all of us isn't getting anything at all.	How do you know about that?
fine by me.  i still want pay to 7 o'clock.	Ha.
let's pack it up.  we haven't had a customer in four hours.	Fine by me.  I still want pay to 7 o'clock.
i never thought i would say this, but can i go work now?	Let's pack it up.  We haven't had a customer in four hours.
because it's a brilliant film.  it's funny, violent, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass.	I never thought I would say this, but can I go work now?
why would they care?	Because it's a brilliant film.  It's funny, violent, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass.
how the fuck am i supposed to know that?  you might get sick of people telling you you've really gotta go see the movie.	Why would they care?
but in your opinion, would i definitely go?	How the fuck am I supposed to know that?  You might get sick of people telling you you've really gotta go see the movie.
...but the word "yet..." yeah, you know what, i'd get the impression that you wanted to see it.  otherwise you'd say you didn't really want to.	But in your opinion, would I definitely go?
well... you couldn't have been desperate to see it, otherwise you'd have already gone...	...But the word "yet..." Yeah, you know what, I'd get the impression that you wanted to see it.  Otherwise you'd say you didn't really want to.
would you... would you get the impression that i wanted to see it?	Well... you couldn't have been desperate to see it, otherwise you'd have already gone...
"-- i haven't seen evil dead ii yet," yeah, yeah, i hear you --	Would you... would you get the impression that I wanted to see it?
just listen to me.  if i said to you --	"-- I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet," yeah, yeah, I hear you --
i'm sorry, rob, but i'm struggling here.  i don't understand any part of this conversation.  you're asking me what i would think if you told me that you hadn't seen a film that you've seen.  what am i supposed to say?	Just listen to me.  If I said to you --
no, but would you think, from that one sentence.  that i was going to see it?	I'm sorry, Rob, but I'm struggling here.  I don't understand any part of this conversation.  You're asking me what I would think if you told me that you hadn't seen a film that you've seen.  What am I supposed to say?
i'd think you were a cinematic idiot. and i'd feel sorry for you.	No, but would you think, from that one sentence.  That I was going to see it?
yeah, yeah, i know.  but say i hadn't seen it and i said to you, "i haven't seen evil dead ii yet," what would you think?	I'd think you were a cinematic idiot. And I'd feel sorry for you.
to me, it would mean that you're a liar.  you saw it twice.  once with laura -- oops -- once with me and dick.  we had that conversation about the possibilities of the guy making ammo off-screen in the fourteenth century.	Yeah, yeah, I know.  But say I hadn't seen it and I said to you, "I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet," what would you think?
just... come on, what would it mean to you?  that sentence? "i haven't seen evil dead ii yet?"	To me, it would mean that you're a liar.  You saw it twice.  Once with Laura -- oops -- once with me and Dick.  We had that conversation about the possibilities of the guy making ammo off-screen in the Fourteenth Century.
-- barry, if i were to say to you i haven't seen evil dead ii yet, what would that mean?	Just... come on, what would it mean to you?  That sentence? "I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet?"
-- you're like a little squirrel of music, storing away dead little nuts of old garbage music, musical lint, old shit, shit, shit --	-- Barry, if I were to say to you I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet, what would that mean?
there's something different about the sound of her voice... and what did she mean last night, she hasn't slept with him yet.  yet.  what does "yet" mean, anyway?  "i haven't seen... evil dead ii yet." what does that mean?  it means you're going to go, doesn't it?	-- You're like a little squirrel of music, storing away dead little nuts of old garbage music, musical lint, old shit, shit, shit --
shut up. "let's get it on," marvin gaye, from let's get it on. "airbag," radiohead, from ok computer.	Ooh!  A kind of recent record!  Rob's sly declaration of new classic-status slipped into a list of old classics! Nice! "Let's Get It On?" Couldn't you make it more obvious than that?
oh no, rob, that's not obvious enough. not at all.  dick, did you hear that?	Shut up. "Let's Get It On," Marvin Gaye, from Let's Get It On. "Airbag," Radiohead, from OK Computer.
"thunder road," bruce springsteen, from born to run. "smells like teen spirit," nirvana, nevermind.	Oh no, Rob, that's not obvious enough. Not at all.  Dick, did you hear that?
ehh.	"Thunder Road," Bruce Springsteen, from Born to Run. "Smells Like Teen Spirit," Nirvana, Nevermind.
okay.  top five side one track ones. number one... "janie jones," the clash, from the clash.	Ehh.
i'm not snickering.  i'm smiling. because i'm happy.	What am I missing?  What do you have to be happy about?
what are you snickering about?	I'm not snickering.  I'm smiling. Because I'm happy.
what do you mean, "what?"	What are you snickering about?
what?	What do you mean, "what?"
we can take your car.	It's not my car, now is it?  It's Laura's car, and thus Laura has it. So it's an ass-bumping double- transferring bus ride through bumblefuck or a fat wad on a cab. Wow.  Fucking great.
that's fucking great, barry.  we can spend fifteen bucks on a cab to save five each.  fantastic, barry!	We can take your car.
we're only on the fucking list for marie's gig at the pulaski pub, that's all!  all three of us.	That's fucking great, Barry.  We can spend fifteen bucks on a cab to save five each.  Fantastic, Barry!
what did you tell her about the shop for?	I didn't know it was classified information.  I mean, I know we don't have any customers, but I thought that was a bad thing, not, like, a business strategy.
i wanna live with a musician.  she'd write songs at home, ask me what she thought of them, maybe even include one of our private jokes in the liner notes.	...Maybe a picture of me in the liner notes...
i wanna date a musician...	I wanna live with a musician.  She'd write songs at home, ask me what she thought of them, maybe even include one of our private jokes in the liner notes.
yeah.	But now I kind of like it.
it wasn't even his terrible taste. it was his daughter's.	Oh, now you're defending that motherfucker?  You're going soft in your old age, Rob.  There was a time when you would have chased him out of the store and up the street.  Now all of a sudden I'm offending your golf buddy.  You're right, Rob.  I am so sorry. How are we ever going to make enough money to get you and Laura into the country club?
he offended me with his terrible taste.	It wasn't even his terrible taste. It was his daughter's.
what did he ever do to you?	He offended me with his terrible taste.
bullshit.  the guy was going to buy one record -- which we didn't even have -- and leave and never come back again anyway.  why not have a little fun?  big fucking deal.	What did he ever do to you?
barry, i'm fucking broke!  i know we used to fuck with anyone who asked for anything we didn't like, but it's gotta stop.	Bullshit.  The guy was going to buy one record -- which we didn't even have -- and leave and never come back again anyway.  Why not have a little fun?  Big fucking deal.
"our customers?" you think that mr. l.l. bean out there is going to be a regular?	Barry, I'm fucking broke!  I know we used to fuck with anyone who asked for anything we didn't like, but it's gotta stop.
i don't want you talking to our customers like that again.	"Our customers?" You think that Mr. L.L. Bean out there is going to be a regular?
oh, so what's the point then?	I don't want you talking to our customers like that again.
not the point.	Oh, so what's the point then?
we didn't even really have it.  i happen to know for a fact that the only stevie wonder single we have is "don't drive drunk." i was just goofing on the straight, and it never cost you a penny.	Not the point.
you just drove a fucking customer away, barry.	We didn't even really have it.  I happen to know for a fact that the only Stevie Wonder single we have is "Don't Drive Drunk." I was just goofing on the straight, and it never cost you a penny.
rob.  top five musical crimes perpetrated by stevie wonder in the '80's and '90's.  subquestion -- is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter- day sins?  "is it better to burn out than to fade away?"	You just drove a fucking customer away, Barry.
nice, barry.	Rob.  Top five musical crimes perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80's and '90's.  Subquestion -- is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter- day sins?  "Is it better to burn out than to fade away?"
we'll do it next monday.	Well what's the point in that?
great.  that's the fun of working in a record store.  playing crappy pap you don't want to listen to.  i thought this tape was going to be, you know, a conversation stimulator. i was going to ask you for your top five records to play on a monday morning and all that, and you just had to ruin it.	We'll do it next Monday.
since you brought that bullshit tape in.	Great.  That's the fun of working in a record store.  Playing crappy pap you don't want to listen to.  I thought this tape was going to be, you know, a conversation stimulator. I was going to ask you for your top five records to play on a Monday morning and all that, and you just had to ruin it.
since when did this shop become a fascist regime?	Since you brought that bullshit tape in.
how can it be bullshit to state a preference?	Since when did this shop become a fascist regime?
say it.	"Little Latin Lupe Lu."
play it.	Say it.
what's next?	Play it.
don't you want to hear what's next?	What's next?
yeah, well it's fucking monday afternoon.  you should get out of bed earlier.	Don't you want to hear what's next?
but it's my new tape.  my monday morning tape.  i made it last night just for today.	Yeah, well it's fucking Monday afternoon.  You should get out of bed earlier.
i don't want old sad bastard music either.  i just want something i can ignore.	But it's my new tape.  My Monday morning tape.  I made it last night just for today.
public enemy!  all i'm trying to do is cheer us up.  go ahead and put on some old sad bastard music see if i care.	I don't want old sad bastard music either.  I just want something I can ignore.
i don't want to hear public enemy right now.	Public Enemy!  All I'm trying to do is cheer us up.  Go ahead and put on some old sad bastard music see if I care.
what are you doing?	I don't want to hear Public Enemy right now.
it won't go any louder.	What are you doing?
turn it off, barry.	IT WON'T GO ANY LOUDER.
i have a television.	NO--!
that is perverse.  do not tell anyone you don't own fucking blonde on blonde.  what about television?	I have a television.
well what about the new echo --	Do not get ahead of yourself.
they always seemed what?  they always seemed really great, is what they always seemed.  they picked up where your precious echo left off, and you're sitting here complaining about no more echo albums.  i can't believe that you don't own that record. that's insane.	Well what about the new Echo --
they always seemed...	They always seemed what?  They always seemed really great, is what they always seemed.  They picked up where your precious Echo left off, and you're sitting here complaining about no more Echo albums.  I can't believe that you don't own that record. That's insane.
oh really.  well what about the first jesus and mary chain?	They always seemed...
i have all of the others.	Oh really.  Well what about the first Jesus and Mary Chain?
it's almost impossible to find, especially on cd.  yet another cruel trick on all of the dumbasses who got rid of their turntables.  but every other echo and the bunnymen album --	I have all of the others.
what's your problem?  what did i... why are you --	Do you even know your daughter? There is no way she likes that song. Or is she in a coma?
because it's sentimental tacky crap, that's why not.  do we look like the kind of store that sells "i just called to say i loved you?" go to the mall and stop wasting our time.	What's your problem?  What did I... Why are you --
why not?	Because it's sentimental tacky crap, that's why not.  Do we look like the kind of store that sells "I Just Called To Say I Loved You?" Go to the mall and stop wasting our time.
no, you can't.	Why not?
great.  can i have it then?	No, you can't.
oh yeah.  we got it.	Great.  Can I have it then?
i'm looking for a record for my daughter.  for her birthday.  "i just called to say i love you." do you have it?	Oh yeah.  We got it.
did you know that after that song was recorded, jan himself crashed his --	-- It was Dean, you fucking idiot.
okay, okay -- "leader of the pack." the guy fucking cracks up on a cycle and dies right? "dead man's curve," jan and dean...	Did you know that after that song was recorded, Jan himself crashed his --
don't do it, rob!	He's not worth it!
anna moss.	Anna Moss.  Mossy.  The Mossy Thing. The Swamp Thing.  Is she all green and furry?
anna who?  anna green gables?  anna conda?	Anna Moss.
anna.	Anna who?  Anna Green Gables?  Anna Conda?
who are you going to see?	Nobody.
why?	Who are you going to see?
i can't go to the club tonight, guys.	Why?
we work there!	You'd love it!
a couple blocks!  about six!	We work there!
on clark street!	A couple blocks!  About six!
he's got one!	On Clark Street!
it's a reference to a chinese meal in toronto and i think that there is a "the."  but i could be wrong.	You can be and are wrong.
no, no, no, you said "the number four with a smile," and there's no "the" at the front of the title of the album.	It's a reference to a Chinese meal in Toronto and I think that there is a "The."  But I could be wrong.
that's what i said.	No, no, no, you said "The Number Four With a Smile," and there's no "The" at the front of the title of the album.
isn't her album called "number four with a smile?"	That's what I said.
she shouldn't done it on "the number four with a smile."	Isn't her album called "Number Four With A Smile?"
nothing.  i just prefer the other one.	Bullshit.
no, not nothing.  what's wrong with the righteous brothers?	Nothing.  I just prefer the other one.
nothing.	No, not nothing.  What's wrong with the Righteous Brothers?
what?	Nothing.
oh well.  nevermind.	What?
no.  the righteous brothers.	Oh well.  Nevermind.
mitch ryder and the detroit wheels?	No.  The Righteous Brothers.
holy shiite!  what the fuck's this?	It's the new --
what are you talking about?	Just that Rob seems to think it would be wiser to start a record label by putting out a record with business- crippling Nazi Youth shoplifters than with someone he knows in his bitter jealous heart is a musical visionary.  That's all.
the malcolm mcclaren of clark street is in his executive suite.  do you have an appointment?	What are you talking about?
where's rob?	The Malcolm McClaren of Clark Street is in his executive suite.  Do you have an appointment?
oh, hi.	Where's Rob?
hey, barry.	Oh, hi.
"somebody's gonna die" by blitz. "bella lugosi's dead," bauhaus. it's got that creepy halloween feeling.	No.  No.  Mom wants you to come to the funeral.  It's on Friday.
would you?  really?  wow.  i could have deejay rob gordon play in my own home.	Haha.  Right.  It's no problem.  I love making tapes.
oh, well, the kinky wizards are -- you know what?  why don't i just make you a tape?	Would you?  Really?  Wow.  I could have deejay Rob Gordon play in my own home.
and the new label?  and the kinky wizards?	Oh, well, the Kinky Wizards are -- you know what?  Why don't I just make you a tape?
oh, you know... a lot of people aren't too old for clubs but they're too old for acid jazz and garage and ambient and all that.  they want to hear old funk and stax and new wave and old school hip hop and some new stuff all together and there's nowhere for them.	And the new label?  And the Kinky Wizards?
okay. "dance music for old people?"	Oh, you know... a lot of people aren't too old for clubs but they're too old for acid jazz and garage and ambient and all that.  They want to hear old funk and Stax and New Wave and Old School Hip Hop and some new stuff all together and there's nowhere for them.
look, i'm sorry about this, but i'd like "the upsetter" by lee "scratch" perry, in there.  instead of "sin city."	Okay. "Dance Music For Old People?"
"music for old people." what does that mean?	Look, I'm sorry about this, but I'd like "the Upsetter" by Lee "Scratch" Perry, in there.  Instead of "Sin City."
who?  oh.  my friend.  my friend is laura.  a girl.  a friend who's a girl.	"Music for Old People." What does that mean?
what's his name?	Who?  Oh.  My friend.  My friend is Laura.  A girl.  A friend who's a girl.
yeah.	What's his name?
nice friend.	Yeah.
well it was a friend's idea, really, and the record release party seemed like a good place to do it.  so...  i should really put a james brown in there --	Nice friend.
that's five.  so.  why did you decide to deejay again?	Well it was a friend's idea, really, and the record release party seemed like a good place to do it.  So...  I should really put a James Brown in there --
sure, but is that it for the list?	That's five.  So.  Why did you decide to deejay again?
well, i wouldn't mind a quick chat, if you got the time.	Sure, but is that it for the list?
is that it?	Well, I wouldn't mind a quick chat, if you got the time.
fine.  that's great.	Is that it?
oh, i'm sure i can manage something... "sin city." "new rose," by the damned. "hit it and quit it" by funkadelic. "shipbuilding," elvis costello, japanese import, no horns, or different horns, anyway... um... "mystery train" by elvis presley... and... "spaced cowboy" by sly and the family stone.  a bit controversial, i know, but...	Fine.  That's great.
look if you can't think of anything, it doesn't matter.  i'll do one.  my five favorite from the old days at the dodger.	Oh, I'm sure I can manage something... "Sin City." "New Rose," by The Damned. "Hit It and Quit It" by Funkadelic. "Shipbuilding," Elvis Costello, Japanese import, no horns, or different horns, anyway... um... "Mystery Train" by Elvis Presley... And... "Spaced Cowboy" by Sly and the Family Stone.  A bit controversial, I know, but...
can i go home and work this out and let you know?  in a week or so?	Look if you can't think of anything, it doesn't matter.  I'll do one.  My five favorite from the old days at the Dodger.
well if one of them is this "sin city" thing --	Can I go home and work this out and let you know?  In a week or so?
what do you mean, four more?	Well if one of them is this "Sin City" thing --
nevermind.  any five.  so four more.	What do you mean, four more?
of course... well yeah, a bit. "sin city" by the flying burrito brothers is an all-time top five, but i wouldn't play it at the club.  it's a country-rock ballad.  everybody'd go home.	Nevermind.  Any five.  So four more.
is there a difference?	OF COURSE... Well yeah, a bit. "Sin City" by the Flying Burrito Brothers is an all-time top five, but I wouldn't play it at the club.  It's a country-rock ballad.  Everybody'd go home.
oh boy... in the club, or at home?	Is there a difference?
your desert island top-five.	Oh boy... In the club, or at home?
pardon me?	Your desert island top-five.
yeah, well... let's see... what are you're all-time top five records?	Pardon me?
yeah.  i could show it to you if you want to come over and see it.	Yeah, well... Let's see... What are you're all-time top five records?
right.  so.  you must have an enormous record collection.	Yeah.  I could show it to you if you want to come over and see it.
so.  is now a good time?	Right.  So.  You must have an enormous record collection.
what i mean is, i didn't mean you look young.  you don't.  you don't look old either.  you look just as old as you are.  a bit younger maybe, but not a lot.  not much.  just right.	So.  Is now a good time?
huh.  you used to come to the club? i shouldn't have let you in.  you must have only been about sixteen.	What I mean is, I didn't mean you look young.  You don't.  You don't look old either.  You look just as old as you are.  A bit younger maybe, but not a lot.  Not much.  Just right.
i thought i would ask you a few questions if that's okay.	Huh.  You used to come to the club? I shouldn't have let you in.  You must have only been about sixteen.
oh.  okay.	I thought I would ask you a few questions if that's okay.
well, i used to go to the dodger on your nights, and i saw you're doing it again and that your putting out a record, and it's sort of a then-and- now story against the backdrop of the chicago music scene with the emphasis on now.	Oh.  Okay.
right.  why?	Well, I used to go to the Dodger on your nights, and I saw you're doing it again and that your putting out a record, and it's sort of a then-and- now story against the backdrop of the Chicago music scene with the emphasis on now.
i'm caroline fortis from the reader. i want to do a story on you.	Right.  Why?
uh.  that's me.	I'm Caroline Fortis from The Reader. I want to do a story on you.
i'm looking for deejay rob gordon.	Uh.  That's me.
may i help you?	I'm looking for Deejay Rob Gordon.
did you tell that to marco when he did his what-does-it-all-mean thing with you?	Oh God, no.  I didn't want to hurt his feelings.
it's all kind of lost in the... in the dense mists of time now... it wasn't that i really liked marco more.  in fact i thought you were more, shall we say, attractive than him.  it was just that he knew he was good-looking and you didn't, and that made a difference somehow.  you used to act as if i was weird for wanting to spend time with you, and that got kind of beat, if you know what i mean.  your self-image started to rub off on me and i ended up thinking that i was strange.  and i knew that you were kind and thoughtful... you made me laugh, and i dug the way you got consumed by things you loved... and marco seemed a bit more, i don't know, glamorous? more sure of himself?  less hard work, because i felt like i was dragging you around, sort of.  a little sunnier.  sparkier.  i don't know.  you know what people are like at that age.  they make very superficial judgements.  do you think that's superficial?  he was a clown, if it's any consolation.	Did you tell that to Marco when he did his what-does-it-all-mean thing with you?
c'mon, just answer the question. you can say what you like.  what the hell?	It's all kind of lost in the... in the dense mists of time now... It wasn't that I really liked Marco more.  In fact I thought you were more, shall we say, attractive than him.  It was just that he knew he was good-looking and you didn't, and that made a difference somehow.  You used to act as if I was weird for wanting to spend time with you, and that got kind of beat, if you know what I mean.  Your self-image started to rub off on me and I ended up thinking that I was strange.  And I knew that you were kind and thoughtful... you made me laugh, and I dug the way you got consumed by things you loved... and Marco seemed a bit more, I don't know, glamorous? More sure of himself?  Less hard work, because I felt like I was dragging you around, sort of.  A little sunnier.  Sparkier.  I don't know.  You know what people are like at that age.  They make very superficial judgements.  Do you think that's superficial?  He was a clown, if it's any consolation.
there's been a rash of them, recently. i find it a little unnerving.  in fact marco called a few months back, and he wanted to see me, and rehash the past as they say, and i wasn't really up for it.  do all men go through this?	C'mon, just answer the question. You can say what you like.  What the hell?
huh?	There's been a rash of them, recently. I find it a little unnerving.  In fact Marco called a few months back, and he wanted to see me, and rehash the past as they say, and I wasn't really up for it.  Do all men go through this?
fuck!  i knew it!  you're going through one of those what-does-it- all-mean things.	Huh?
why did you break up with me for marco?	Fuck!  I knew it!  You're going through one of those what-does-it- all-mean things.
hey rob.	Why did you break up with me for Marco?
hey charlie.	Hey Rob.
great.  gotta go.  see you then.	Hey Charlie.
uh...yes, at the moment.	Great.  Gotta go.  See you then.
fantastic but i'm a little busy right now.  listen.  do you want to come to dinner saturday?  i'm having some friends over and i need a spare man. are you a spare man?	Uh...yes, at the moment.
yeah.  a billion.  right... how are you?	Fantastic but I'm a little busy right now.  Listen.  Do you want to come to dinner Saturday?  I'm having some friends over and I need a spare man. Are you a spare man?
good.  great.  yeah... wow.  rob gordon.  seems like a 100 million years ago now.	Yeah.  A billion.  Right... How are you?
yeah, sure...	Good.  Great.  Yeah... Wow.  Rob Gordon.  Seems like a 100 million years ago now.
rob, hi, so sorry i missed your call. in la on business.  you know how it gets.	Yeah, sure...
it's vince and justin.	Who's that?
what is this.	It's Vince and Justin.
can i do anything?	"Abraham, Martin, and John." That's a nice one.
i'm sorry, rob, that's, it's --	You're a horrible person, Barry.  I mean it.
don't worry about it, dick.  barry's an asshole.	Yeah... Well... I'll see you tomorrow, Rob.
well we rang $900 today.	Yeah but more than that.  I'm happy because I'm proud of us.  Because although our talents are small and peculiar, we use them to their best advantage.
i will now sell four copies of cats and dogs by the royal trux.	Do it.  Do it.
rob --!	-- FUCK OFF!
liz, hold on a second --  what?	Marie LaSalle is in the store!  Here, she's here, and now!
rob.	Liz, hold on a second --  What?
let's not.	I want a tape.
i always hated this song.	Yeah.
i understand, dick.	Sure.  'Course.  Rob, look.  Do you want to... talk about it, that kind of thing?
or rather, bad news and good news, because he likes this person playing tonight.  i mean, he liked laura too, i didn't mean that.  and he likes you.  it's just that --	I understand, Dick.
i'll start with your news before i tell him mine, obviously.  mine isn't much, really, just about marie lasalle  playing at lounge ax tonight.  i like her, you know, she's kind of sheryl crowish... but, you know, good.  so i'll tell him before that. good news and bad news kind of thing.	Or rather, bad news and good news, because he likes this person playing tonight.  I mean, he liked Laura too, I didn't mean that.  And he likes you.  It's just that --
fine.	I'll start with your news before I tell him mine, obviously.  Mine isn't much, really, just about Marie LaSalle  playing at Lounge Ax tonight.  I like her, you know, she's kind of Sheryl Crowish... but, you know, good.  So I'll tell him before that. Good news and bad news kind of thing.
i've ah... got some other stuff to tell him anyway, so it's no problem. i'll just tell him about, you know, laura, when i tell him the other stuff.	Fine.
'course i will, rob.  no problem. no problem at all.  i'll tell him next time i see him.	I've ah... got some other stuff to tell him anyway, so it's no problem. I'll just tell him about, you know, Laura, when I tell him the other stuff.
yeah.  i'm sorry... look dick, laura and i broke up.  she's gone.  and if we ever see barry again maybe you can tell him that.	'Course I will, Rob.  No problem. No problem at all.  I'll tell him next time I see him.
are you all right?	Yeah.  I'm sorry... Look Dick, Laura and I broke up.  She's gone.  And if we ever see Barry again maybe you can tell him that.
hey.  didn't you steal that one already?	Can I help you?
what's this?	The new Belle and Sebastian.  Like it?
okay.	What's this?
well, i'll just make it for you.	Okay.
yeah, i haven't really absorbed that one.	Well, I'll just make it for you.
'cause you like their second one, you said, pop, girls. etc.  the one with cheryl ladd on the cover.  you didn't see the cover though.	Yeah, I haven't really absorbed that one.
no, that's okay.  really.	'Cause you like their second one, you said, Pop, Girls. etc.  The one with Cheryl Ladd on the cover.  You didn't see the cover though.
i'll tape it for you.	No, that's okay.  Really.
great.	I'll tape it for you.
yeah, ok.  i found the first licorice comfits album at vintage vinyl.  the one on testament of youth.  never released here.  japanese import only.	Great.
good weekend?	Yeah, OK.  I found the first Licorice Comfits album at Vintage Vinyl.  The one on Testament of Youth.  Never released here.  Japanese import only.
oh, hi.  hi, rob.	Good weekend?
'morning, dick.	Oh, hi.  Hi, Rob.
conflict resolution is my job, laura.	Nothing to resolve, Ian.  Let's get a drink.
mmmm, no.  not a good idea.	Conflict resolution is my job, Laura.
maybe i should talk to him.	Mmmm, no.  Not a good idea.
i'm upset, but i'm fine.	Maybe I should talk to him.
you look upset.	I'm upset, but I'm fine.
yeah, i'm fine.  i'm off the phone.	You look upset.
laura?  are you okay?	I am fine...  I gotta go.  Goodbye.
i dunno.	Think about it, Rob.
so shall we leave it at that then?	I dunno.
good.  so shall we leave it at that then?	We won't leave it, Ian.  Not ever.
i've already left it, you pathetic rebound fuck!  now get your patchouli stink out of my store.	Good.  So shall we leave it at that then?
good.  so shall we leave it at that then?	I've already left it, you pathetic rebound fuck!  Now get your patchouli stink out of my store.
think about it, rob.	Good.  So shall we leave it at that then?
i dunno.	Think about it, Rob.
good.  so shall we leave it at that then?	I dunno.
yeah.	Good.  So shall we leave it at that then?
we've noticed and we're glad.  but, you know... how are we going to make peace here?  we want to make things easier for you.  what can we do? obviously i know how special laura is, and i know things can't be good for you at the moment.  i'd hate it if i lost her.  but i'd like to think that if she decided she didn't want to see me anymore, i'd respect that decision.  do you see what i'm saying?	Yeah.
yeah, well, i've stopped all that now.	We've noticed and we're glad.  But, you know... how are we going to make peace here?  We want to make things easier for you.  What can we do? Obviously I know how special Laura is, and I know things can't be good for you at the moment.  I'd hate it if I lost her.  But I'd like to think that if she decided she didn't want to see me anymore, I'd respect that decision.  Do you see what I'm saying?
we are not talking jokey understatement here, rob.  we're talking actionable harassment.  ten phone calls a night, hanging around outside my house...	Yeah, well, I've stopped all that now.
funnily enough i haven't been too thrilled about it.	We are not talking jokey understatement here, Rob.  We're talking actionable harassment.  Ten phone calls a night, hanging around outside my house...
come on, rob.  my relationship with laura has obviously disturbed you a great deal.	Funnily enough I haven't been too thrilled about it.
what needs sorting out?	Come on, Rob.  My relationship with Laura has obviously disturbed you a great deal.
can i help you?	Hello, Rob.  Remember me?  I'm Ray. Ian.
i'm an idiot.  i should have played the record first.  this place is about to get burned down.	It's gonna be fine.  These people are ready for anything.
i dunno.  didn't think about it, really.  it was the asking that was the important thing.	Well, you've asked.
i mean, maybe you're right.  but were you really expecting me to say yes?	I dunno.  Didn't think about it, really.  It was the asking that was the important thing.
shut up.  i'm only trying to explain.	I mean, maybe you're right.  But were you really expecting me to say yes?
i've changed my mind.  that's the most romantic thing i've ever heard. i do.  i will.	Shut up.  I'm only trying to explain.
this stuff.  love and marriage.  i want to think about something else.	I've changed my mind.  That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. I do.  I will.
about what?	This stuff.  Love and marriage.  I want to think about something else.
i'm just sick of thinking about it all the time.	About what?
so?	I'm just sick of thinking about it all the time.
fair enough.	So?
no.  i don't think so.  i'm just curious about how one goes from making tapes for one person to marriage proposals to another in two days. fair enough?	Fair enough.
are you persuadable?	No.  I don't think so.  I'm just curious about how one goes from making tapes for one person to marriage proposals to another in two days. Fair enough?
very persuasive.	Are you persuadable?
i don't know.	Very persuasive.
don't sulk.  what brought all this on?	I don't know.
right.  okay, then.  shall we go?	Don't sulk.  What brought all this on?
no.  probably not.	Right.  Okay, then.  Shall we go?
would you marry me if i was?	No.  Probably not.
well forgive me if i don't think of you as the world's safest bet.	Would you marry me if I was?
not in love, exactly, but...	Well forgive me if I don't think of you as the world's safest bet.
i'm sorry.  but two days ago you were in love with that girl who interviewed you for the reader, weren't you?	Not in love, exactly, but...
oh, well thanks a fucking bunch.	I'm sorry.  But two days ago you were in love with that girl who interviewed you for The Reader, weren't you?
i know.	Oh, well thanks a fucking bunch.
i mean it.	I know.
ha ha ha.  hoo hoo hoo.	I mean it.
i'm going to talk to you about whether you want to get married or not.  to me.	Ha ha ha.  Hoo hoo hoo.
what are you going to talk to me about?	I'm going to talk to you about whether you want to get married or not.  To me.
right.	What are you going to talk to me about?
i'm going to talk to you.	Right.
are you going to talk to me, or shall i get my paper out?	I'm going to talk to you.
not really.	Are you going to talk to me, or shall I get my paper out?
are you worried about tomorrow night?	Not really.
that's okay.  you seem pissed off all the time, though.	I know.  I don't get it.
i'm sorry i've been acting like a jerk.  i do appreciate what you've done for me, and i know you've done it for the best possible reasons, and i do love you, even though i act like i don't.	That's okay.  You seem pissed off all the time, though.
it's no joke.  i'm responsible for what happens, you know.  embarrassment aside, there's a lot of money and effort in this, at least by my standards.  i have to put down a deposit for the room.  i have to pay the pressing plant for the records, sleeve them, sticker them --	We took care of that.
they'll go on early.  nobody will even be there yet and i told them they can't play for more than a half hour.	It's no joke.  I'm responsible for what happens, you know.  Embarrassment aside, there's a lot of money and effort in this, at least by my standards.  I have to put down a deposit for the room.  I have to pay the pressing plant for the records, sleeve them, sticker them --
barry?  barry knows about this?	Yeah.  His band is playing a set.
barry said its done.	Barry?  Barry knows about this?
that's not the point.  i mean, what if the single isn't done in time?	Barry said its done.
what do you ever do that can't be cancelled?	That's not the point.  I mean, what if the single isn't done in time?
you had no right.  supposing i was doing something that couldn't be cancelled?	What do you ever do that can't be cancelled?
i had that idea when i was living with ian and it was such a good idea that i was annoyed we weren't together anymore.  it might even be why i came back.	You had no right.  Supposing I was doing something that couldn't be cancelled?
and the "triumphant return of dj rob gordon?" "triumphant?" "return?"	I had that idea when I was living with Ian and it was such a good idea that I was annoyed we weren't together anymore.  It might even be why I came back.
just local, of course.	And the "triumphant return of DJ Rob Gordon?" "Triumphant?" "Return?"
what?	Just local, of course.
yeah, and he said it's a good way to break out a record.  especially for what he said, and i quote, "would be a highly anticipated event, locally." he helped me put out a press release.	WHAT?
has drag city records, i know, i know.  you told dan koretzky about this?	Yeah, and he said it's a good way to break out a record.  Especially for what he said, and I quote, "would be a highly anticipated event, locally." He helped me put out a press release.
i called dan koretzky because he --	Has Drag City Records, I know, I know.  You told Dan Koretzky about this?
i tricked you into meeting some people you'd think were great.  i thought it would be fun to introduce you to someone with a tina turner album and then see whether you still felt the same way.	I called Dan Koretzky because he --
you did that deliberately.  you knew all along i'd like them.  it was a trick.	I tricked you into meeting some people you'd think were great.  I thought it would be fun to introduce you to someone with a Tina Turner album and then see whether you still felt the same way.
i know.  but you've never met.  it just seems like a stone unturned in your relationship with him.	Ha.
oh.  well.  we don't really get along. paul and i.	I know.  But you've never met.  It just seems like a stone unturned in your relationship with him.
at paul and miranda's.  paul from work.	Oh.  Well.  We don't really get along. Paul and I.
where?	At Paul and Miranda's.  Paul from work.
wanna go to dinner?	Where?
nothing.	Wanna go to dinner?
hi.  what are you doing?	Nothing.
hi.	Hi.  What are you doing?
all i'm saying is, you have to allow for things to happen to people, most of all to yourself.  otherwise, what's the use?	No use.
how?  what would be the difference between you having a record label and me going from legal aid to private practice?	All I'm saying is, you have to allow for things to happen to people, most of all to yourself.  Otherwise, what's the use?
you're being stupid.	How?  What would be the difference between you having a record label and me going from legal aid to private practice?
yeah, you're alright.  but you're certainly not happy.  so what happens if you get happy?  and yes i know that's the title of an elvis costello album, i use the reference deliberately to catch your attention. should we split up because i'm used to you being miserable?  what happens if you, i don't know, start you're own record label, and it's a success? time for a new girlfriend?	You're being stupid.
i'm alright.	Yeah, you're alright.  But you're certainly not happy.  So what happens if you get happy?  And yes I know that's the title of an Elvis Costello album, I use the reference deliberately to catch your attention. Should we split up because I'm used to you being miserable?  What happens if you, I don't know, start you're own record label, and it's a success? Time for a new girlfriend?
less neurotic.  are you intending to stay the same for the rest of your life?	I'm alright.
harder.	Less neurotic.  Are you intending to stay the same for the rest of your life?
more confident, maybe.	Harder.
you're tougher.	More confident, maybe.
i can't go to work with my hair dyed pink.  and i can afford to go shopping more now, and i've met a couple people i like over the last year or so.	You're tougher.
and hairstyles and clothes and attitude and friends and...	I can't go to work with my hair dyed pink.  And I can afford to go shopping more now, and I've met a couple people I like over the last year or so.
you haven't changed so much as a pair of socks in the years i've known you.  if we've grown apart, then i'm the one who's done the growing, and all i've done is change jobs.	And hairstyles and clothes and attitude and friends and...
but why doesn't it matter that we're not the same people we used to be?	You haven't changed so much as a pair of socks in the years I've known you.  If we've grown apart, then I'm the one who's done the growing, and all I've done is change jobs.
but what?	But why doesn't it matter that we're not the same people we used to be?
no, but...	But what?
because i'm not allowed to.  i still do, after work.  so, what?  should we just break up?  is that what you're saying?  because if you are, i'm going to run out of patience.	No, but...
well, you were the kind of person who came to the artful dodger and i was the kind of person who deejayed at the artful dodger.  you wore jeans and t-shirts, and so did i.  and i still do, and you don't.	Because I'm not allowed to.  I still do, after work.  So, what?  Should we just break up?  Is that what you're saying?  Because if you are, I'm going to run out of patience.
how?  how were we the same people?	Well, you were the kind of person who came to the Artful Dodger and I was the kind of person who deejayed at the Artful Dodger.  You wore jeans and T-shirts, and so did I.  And I still do, and you don't.
but it wasn't supposed to be like this.  when i met you we were the same people and now we're not, and...	How?  How were we the same people?
money does not matter.  i do not care how much you earn.  i'd just like you to be a little happier in your work, but beyond that you can do what you like.	But it wasn't supposed to be like this.  When I met you we were the same people and now we're not, and...
fantastic.  the girlfriend lottery.	Money does not matter.  I do not care how much you earn.  I'd just like you to be a little happier in your work, but beyond that you can do what you like.
i'll pay for you.  even though you owe me money.  we have to do something with the money i earn.  i need to. i deserve it.  you can just think of it as winning the lottery.	Fantastic.  The Girlfriend Lottery.
hey, great idea.  what i'll do is, tomorrow i'll get a hold of a box full of mint elvis presley 78s on the sub label, and i'll pay for it that way.	I'll pay for you.  Even though you owe me money.  We have to do something with the money I earn.  I need to. I deserve it.  You can just think of it as winning the lottery.
... like mexico.  or jamaica.  or new york, even.	Hey, great idea.  What I'll do is, tomorrow I'll get a hold of a box full of mint Elvis Presley 78s on the Sub label, and I'll pay for it that way.
look, rob.  if great sex was as important as you think it is, and if i was having great sex with him, then we wouldn't be lying here now. and that is my last word on the subject, okay?	Okay.
oh, great...	Look, Rob.  If great sex was as important as you think it is, and if I was having great sex with him, then we wouldn't be lying here now. And that is my last word on the subject, okay?
to make you feel better.	Oh, great...
well why the fuck would you want to lie, anyway?	To make you feel better.
well i was gonna lie and now i can't, because you'd know i was lying.	Well why the fuck would you want to lie, anyway?
oh, c'mon, laura.  just say something. lie, if you want.  it'd stop me asking you questions and it'd make me feel better.	Well I was gonna lie and now I can't, because you'd know I was lying.
okay, that's cool, okay.  but the nice time we just had... was it nicer, as nice, or less nice than the nice times you were having a couple of weeks ago?	Oh, c'mon, Laura.  Just say something. Lie, if you want.  It'd stop me asking you questions and it'd make me feel better.
look, we're okay now.  we just had a nice time.  let's leave it at that.	Okay, that's cool, okay.  But the nice time we just had... was it nicer, as nice, or less nice than the nice times you were having a couple of weeks ago?
you know the difference.	Look, we're okay now.  We just had a nice time.  Let's leave it at that.
what's the difference?	You know the difference.
was it like good sex or was it like bad sex?	What's the difference?
it was like sex.  what else could it be like?	Was it like good sex or was it like bad sex?
what it was like.	It was like sex.  What else could it be like?
want to know what, exactly?	What it was like.
c'mon.  i want to know.	Want to know what, exactly?
let's go home.  okay?	Okay.
i know it's not very romantic, but there will be romance again at some stage, i'm sure.  i just... i need you, rob.  that's it.  and we know each other and we care for each other, and you've made it clear that you want me back, so...	Let's go home.  Okay?
mission accomplished.	I know it's not very romantic, but there will be romance again at some stage, I'm sure.  I just... I need you, Rob.  That's it.  And we know each other and we care for each other, and you've made it clear that you want me back, so...
ray's a disaster.  i don't know what that was all about, except that sometimes you need someone to lob into the middle of a bad relationship like a hand grenade, i guess, and blow it all apart.	Mission accomplished.
what about ian?	Ray's a disaster.  I don't know what that was all about, except that sometimes you need someone to lob into the middle of a bad relationship like a hand grenade, I guess, and blow it all apart.
everything's too hard.  maybe another time i would have the guts to be on my own, but not now i don't.	What about Ian?
so if you had a bit more energy we'd stay split.  but things being how they are, what with you wiped out, you'd like us to get back together.	Everything's too hard.  Maybe another time I would have the guts to be on my own, but not now I don't.
i'm too tired not to go out with you.	So if you had a bit more energy we'd stay split.  But things being how they are, what with you wiped out, you'd like us to get back together.
laura...	I'm too tired not to go out with you.
look, we can do other things.	I lived with you.  You were my partner just a few weeks ago and now you're worried I might kill you, and you're entitled to worry.  Isn't that a terrible thing?  Isn't that sad?
i didn't mean that.  i mean... was that all you used?	Look, we can do other things.
yes, of course.  there's nothing to worry about.	I didn't mean that.  I mean... was that all you used?
no, no.  it's not... are you still on the pill?	Yes, of course.  There's nothing to worry about.
oh, rob, we're not going to go through that again.	No, no.  It's not... are you still on the pill?
you know, with ray...	Oh, Rob, we're not going to go through that again.
i knew there was a reason i wore a skirt today.	You know, with Ray...
hi.	I knew there was a reason I wore a skirt today.
hello.  it doesn't seem so long ago that i looked at you from here.	Hi.
it'll have to be sex, then.	Hello.  It doesn't seem so long ago that I looked at you from here.
i've only got a couple left.  i'm saving them for later.	It'll have to be sex, then.
i want to feel something else than this.  it's either that or i go home and put my hand in the fire.  unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.	I've only got a couple left.  I'm saving them for later.
what?	I want to feel something else than this.  It's either that or I go home and put my hand in the fire.  Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.
i don't know.  sometime.  later. listen, rob, would you have sex with me?	What?
when are you going back?	I don't know.  Sometime.  Later. Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me?
c'mon.	When are you going back?
what do you want to do?	C'mon.
i don't want to go back.	What do you want to do?
sure, i understand.  look, i don't want to take up any more of your time.  you get back, and i'll wait here for a bus.	I don't want to go back.
i didn't mess things up because i was scared.  i slept with ray because i was sick of you.  and i needed something to snap me out of it.	Sure, I understand.  Look, I don't want to take up any more of your time.  You get back, and I'll wait here for a bus.
what do you mean?	I didn't mess things up because I was scared.  I slept with Ray because I was sick of you.  And I needed something to snap me out of it.
thank you.  i appreciate it.  i can't reciprocate.	What do you mean?
i can see why you say that.  look, i'm sorry.  i really am.  the last thing i wanted was... that's why i left, because... i lost it, and i didn't want to blow my top in there, and... look, the reason i fucked everything up was because i was scared.  i just wanted you to know, that's all.	Thank you.  I appreciate it.  I can't reciprocate.
you're also an idiot.	I can see why you say that.  Look, I'm sorry.  I really am.  The last thing I wanted was... that's why I left, because... I lost it, and I didn't want to blow my top in there, and... look, the reason I fucked everything up was because I was scared.  I just wanted you to know, that's all.
mmnn.	You're also an idiot.
you're soaking.	Mmnn.
uh... no.	You're soaking.
are you going to lie in that flower bed all night?	Uh... No.
liz'll give you a lift.  she knows where to go and everything... i don't have time to talk, rob.  i've got too much to do.	Sure.  I'll see you on Friday.
yes, of course.	Liz'll give you a lift.  She knows where to go and everything... I don't have time to talk, Rob.  I've got too much to do.
look, are you coming or not?	Yes, of course.
i don't care.  as long as you don't expect me to hold your hand.	Look, are you coming or not?
do you want me to be there?	I don't care.  As long as you don't expect me to hold your hand.
my dad liked you.  and mom never told him we'd split, because he wasn't up to it and... oh, i don't know.  i don't really understand it.  i think she thinks he'll be able to see what's going on.  it's like...  he's been through so much, what with dying and everything, that she doesn't want to upset him any more than she has to.	Do you want me to be there?
me?	My dad liked you.  And Mom never told him we'd split, because he wasn't up to it and... oh, I don't know.  I don't really understand it.  I think she thinks he'll be able to see what's going on.  It's like...  He's been through so much, what with dying and everything, that she doesn't want to upset him any more than she has to.
no, no.  when are you going home?	In a minute.  When I get it together.
i'm sorry.	No, no.  When are you going home?
who the fuck's pig?	My dad died.  My dad, my dad.
pig died.	Who the fuck's Pig?
don't worry about it.  just get into bed.  worry about that when you're better.	Pig died.
pigsty.	Don't worry about it.  Just get into bed.  Worry about that when you're better.
are you alright?	Pigsty.
god, that's a cold and a half.  maybe you should bet back in bed.	Are you alright?
i can't talk right now.	God, that's a cold and a half.  Maybe you should bet back in bed.
guess who i just saw, right by my store?  ian.  in starbuck's.  neat, huh?	I can't talk right now.
hey, how ya doin'?	Guess who I just saw, right by my store?  Ian.  In Starbuck's.  Neat, huh?
hello.	Hey, how ya doin'?
i guess i am.	Well, think about it.
you're being deliberately obtuse.	I guess I am.
i got it.  you like sting but you don't like gram parsons, because you've never heard of him.	You're being deliberately obtuse.
i'm sorry to go on about it.  but, i don't know, there's a lesson here somewhere, and i want to make sure you get it.	I got it.  You like Sting but you don't like Gram Parsons, because you've never heard of him.
okay, okay.  i get the picture.	I'm sorry to go on about it.  But, I don't know, there's a lesson here somewhere, and I want to make sure you get it.
they're not really, though, are they? i know you bought them for me, and that was really sweet of you, but that was when you were trying to turn me into you.  i can't take them, i know they'd just sit around staring at me, and i'd feel embarrassed by them and... they don't fit in with the rest of what's mine, do you understand?  that sting record you bought for me... that was a present for me.  i like sting and you hate him.  but the rest of this stuff...  who the hell is nick lowe?  or gram parsons?  or the boredoms?  i don't know these people.  i...	Okay, okay.  I get the picture.
sure they are.	They're not really, though, are they? I know you bought them for me, and that was really sweet of you, but that was when you were trying to turn me into you.  I can't take them, I know they'd just sit around staring at me, and I'd feel embarrassed by them and... they don't fit in with the rest of what's mine, do you understand?  That Sting record you bought for me... that was a present for me.  I like Sting and you hate him.  But the rest of this stuff...  Who the hell is Nick Lowe?  Or Gram Parsons?  Or the Boredoms?  I don't know these people.  I...
those aren't mine.	Sure they are.
don't forget your cds.	Those aren't mine.
you know that i can cook my ass off when i feel like it.	Oh ho, so very infrequently.
mmm hmm.	You know that I can cook my ass off when I feel like it.
you know i'm a good person.	Mmm hmm.
you make me laugh much more than ray does, if that's what you're getting at.  but i already knew you could make me laugh.  it's everything else i don't know about.	You know I'm a good person.
this is where you're supposed to say that you haven't laughed this much in ages, and then you see the error of your ways.	You make me laugh much more than Ray does, if that's what you're getting at.  But I already knew you could make me laugh.  It's everything else I don't know about.
i hate him too.  so i just call him "mavis." or "sissyboy." or "mavis the sissyboy."	This is where you're supposed to say that you haven't laughed this much in ages, and then you see the error of your ways.
ray.  i hate ian.	I hate him too.  So I just call him "Mavis." Or "Sissyboy." Or "Mavis the Sissyboy."
i'm sorry, but can we get this straight?  what is his fucking name, ian or ray?  what do you call him?	Ray.  I hate Ian.
you know i didn't mind.  and it's not as if ray's place is any better.	I'm sorry, but can we get this straight?  What is his fucking name, Ian or Ray?  What do you call him?
i'll bet you can't remember what you were doing here, can you?  i mean, how much are you making now?  sixty? seventy?  and you were living in this shitty place.	You know I didn't mind.  And it's not as if Ray's place is any better.
fix it up.  it'll make you feel better.	I'll bet you can't remember what you were doing here, can you?  I mean, how much are you making now?  Sixty? Seventy?  And you were living in this shitty place.
that bad, eh?	You know what I mean.
i don't really want to talk about it, to be honest.	That bad, eh?
you still together?  going all right?	I don't really want to talk about it, to be honest.
i'm sure.	You still together?  Going all right?
it was kind of funny.	I'm sure.
he's at home.  listen, i can't believe he went to the store.  i'm mortified, actually.  i'm really sorry.  he had no right to do that, and i told him so.	It was kind of funny.
those look heavy.  where's ian?	He's at home.  Listen, I can't believe he went to the store.  I'm mortified, actually.  I'm really sorry.  He had no right to do that, and I told him so.
yep.  i might have missed some stuff. i'm so used to some things being here that i don't even notice them.	Those look heavy.  Where's Ian?
is that the last of it?	Yep.  I might have missed some stuff. I'm so used to some things being here that I don't even notice them.
i called and called but you were out.  i thought i'd be gone before you got back.	Is that the last of it?
you don't ever think about other people?	No... not really... I mean, I think about it... but no, I don't really think about it.
i don't want to.  don't need to.  i love you.	You don't ever think about other people?
i'm not experimenting.  why don't you go experiment.	I don't want to.  Don't need to.  I love you.
think about what i said.  i mean, if you want to experiment, or whatever --	I'm not experimenting.  Why don't you go experiment.
jesus.  i do not know.  i'll talk to you later.	Think about what I said.  I mean, if you want to experiment, or whatever --
are you still in love with me?	Jesus.  I do not know.  I'll talk to you later.
i think the big question here is where are you, if you don't mind my saying so, and i think i know where you are.  you're running.  on the run.  you're running from a point that everyone hits in any relationship, and you're just going to hit it again with ian but it's going to be with a world music bunny- rabbit-looking earth-shoe-wearing "doctor who"-watching twit who doesn't really understand you, not the way that i do and will more in the future, and you'll have just wasted more time and arrive in the exact same place that you're in now, only later. and with... him.	I'm not -- hold on...
i figured it was.  where are you?	I think the big question here is where are you, if you don't mind my saying so, and I think I know where you are.  You're running.  On the run.  You're running from a point that everyone hits in any relationship, and you're just going to hit it again with Ian but it's going to be with a World Music bunny- rabbit-looking earth-shoe-wearing "Doctor Who"-watching twit who doesn't really understand you, not the way that I do and will more in the future, and you'll have just wasted more time and arrive in the exact same place that you're in now, only later. And with... him.
it's me.	I figured it was.  Where are you?
hello.	It's me.
call me at work.  we can arrange to meet properly.  i don't want this to be the last conversation we have.  i know what you're like.	You do, huh.
i don't have your number.	Call me at work.  We can arrange to meet properly.  I don't want this to be the last conversation we have.  I know what you're like.
will you call me?	I don't have your number.
look, i gotta go.  i work too, you know.	Will you call me?
we can meet for another drink if you want.  so i can explain it better. i owe you that much.	Look, I gotta go.  I work too, you know.
nothing.	We can meet for another drink if you want.  So I can explain it better. I owe you that much.
and anyway, i keep trying to tell you, that's not really the point, is it?  the point is we got ourselves into an awful mess, rob...  are you there?  what are you thinking?	Nothing.
you must have known it would happen. you couldn't have been entirely unprepared.  like you said, i've been living with the guy.  we were bound to get around to it sometime.	And anyway, I keep trying to tell you, that's not really the point, is it?  The point is we got ourselves into an awful mess, Rob...  Are you there?  What are you thinking?
you kind of have to start with elvis costello, but where? "motel matches?" "i want you?" "i hope you're happy now?" "green shirt?" his records should be sealed in cases that say "in case of vicious betrayal, smash glass." "where did you sleep last night," sure, but by robert johnson or by nirvana?  maybe a liz phair track.  there are a couple to get angry at instead of being angry with. some devil's advocate stuff.  the silver jews could be good when you're ready to start putting it all behind you...  but i think we're getting ahead of ourselves there.  ah.  dylan. bob fucking dylan.  now bob dylan would --the phone rings.  he pulls off his headphones and picks it up but says nothing.	You must have known it would happen. You couldn't have been entirely unprepared.  Like you said, I've been living with the guy.  We were bound to get around to it sometime.
oh, rob.  what do you want me to say?	I want you to say that you haven't, and I want it to be the truth.
i guess.	Oh, Rob.  What do you want me to say?
is that why you wanted to see me?	I guess.
no, not -- i mean have you, you know --	Is that why you wanted to see me?
i told you i slept with him.	No, not -- I mean have you, you know --
have you slept with him yet?	I told you I slept with him.
so, how are you?	Have you slept with him yet?
we'll talk some other time.	Great... That's great.
fine, i'm sure it's in the file at home.  i'll call you when i find it, and then we'll talk.	We'll talk some other time.
i'm sorry to call, but i need that stuff...	Fine, I'm sure it's in the file at home.  I'll call you when I find it, and then we'll talk.
i'll look for 'em.  how you doing?	I'm sorry to call, but I need that stuff...
hi.  i've been looking for an envelope of my receipts from last month and i'm thinking i didn't take them with me.  have you seen them around?	I'll look for 'em.  How you doing?
hi.	Hi.  I've been looking for an envelope of my receipts from last month and I'm thinking I didn't take them with me.  Have you seen them around?
the sleeping together is better but not the sex because you haven't done it was him yet.	Will you please just go?
no.  i was living with you, remember? we've slept together but we haven't made love.  not yet.  but i'll tell you one thing.  the sleeping together is better.	The sleeping together is better but not the sex because you haven't done it was him yet.
but not even before, when he was living upstairs?	No.  I was living with you, remember? We've slept together but we haven't made love.  Not yet.  But I'll tell you one thing.  The sleeping together is better.
i haven't felt like it.	But not even before, when he was living upstairs?
never?	I haven't felt like it.
well the answer is that i don't know either.  we haven't done it yet.	Never?
i don't know.	Well the answer is that I don't know either.  We haven't done it yet.
you really think it would make a difference either way?	I don't know.
of course it is.	You really think it would make a difference either way?
jesus christ, rob.  is that really what's bothering you?	Of course it is.
well.  sex, i guess.  is sex with him better?	Jesus Christ, Rob.  Is that really what's bothering you?
is what better?  better than what?	Well.  Sex, I guess.  Is sex with him better?
is it better?	Is what better?  Better than what?
just ask it!	Is it better?
you won't like it.	Just ask it!
nevermind.	You won't like it.
it sounds stupid.	Nevermind.
fine.  one.	It sounds stupid.
no problem.  if i can ask one question.	Fine.  One.
i'm too tired for this now.  i know i'm asking a lot, but will you take off for a while so i can get my stuff packed up?  i need to be able to think while i do it and i can't think while you're here.	No problem.  If I can ask one question.
yeah.  great.	I'm too tired for this now.  I know I'm asking a lot, but will you take off for a while so I can get my stuff packed up?  I need to be able to think while I do it and I can't think while you're here.
okay, okay, we have a nine percent chance of getting back together. does that clarify the situation?	Yeah.  Great.
well if you could tell me roughly it would help.	Okay, okay, we have a nine percent chance of getting back together. Does that clarify the situation?
-- i don't fucking know what chance you fucking have!	Well if you could tell me roughly it would help.
hey, i just want to know where i stand.  what chance --	-- I don't fucking know what chance you fucking have!
oh, rob, shut up.	Hey, I just want to know where I stand.  What chance --
so we have a chance of getting back together again.	Oh, Rob, shut up.
i suppose so.	So we have a chance of getting back together again.
well, if you don't know, there's a chance, right?  it's like, if someone was in the hospital and he was seriously ill and the doctor said, i don't know if he's got a chance of survival or not, then that doesn't mean the patient's definitely going to die, now does it?  it means he might live.  even if it's only a remote possibility.	I suppose so.
i don't know.	Well, if you don't know, there's a chance, right?  It's like, if someone was in the hospital and he was seriously ill and the doctor said, I don't know if he's got a chance of survival or not, then that doesn't mean the patient's definitely going to die, now does it?  It means he might live.  Even if it's only a remote possibility.
so, what, you haven't definitely decide to dump me?  there's still a chance we'll get back together?	I don't know.
look.  maybe you'll grow up and we'll get it together, you and me.  maybe i'll never see either of you again. i don't know.  all i know is that it's not a good time to be living here.	So, what, you haven't definitely decide to dump me?  There's still a chance we'll get back together?
i am not living with him.  i've just been staying with him for a few days until i work out what i'm doing. look, this has nothing to do with anyone else.  you know that, don't you?  i left because we weren't exactly getting along, and we weren't talking about it.  and i suddenly realized that i like my job, and i like what my life is could be turning into, and that i'm getting to a point where i want to get my shit together and i can't really see that ever happening with you, and yeah, yeah, i sort of get interested in someone else, and that went further than it should have, so it seemed like a good time to go.  but i have no idea what will happen with ian in the long run.  probably nothing.	Well then why don't you quit it while you seem to not be ahead?
why is that childish?  your living with the guy!  i'm just asking how it's going.	I am not living with him.  I've just been staying with him for a few days until I work out what I'm doing. Look, this has nothing to do with anyone else.  You know that, don't you?  I left because we weren't exactly getting along, and we weren't talking about it.  And I suddenly realized that I like my job, and I like what my life is could be turning into, and that I'm getting to a point where I want to get my shit together and I can't really see that ever happening with you, and yeah, yeah, I sort of get interested in someone else, and that went further than it should have, so it seemed like a good time to go.  But I have no idea what will happen with Ian in the long run.  Probably nothing.
rob.  don't be childish.	Why is that childish?  Your living with the guy!  I'm just asking how it's going.
no.  so.  is it working out with ian?	Rob.  Don't be childish.
did you say something?	No.  So.  Is it working out with Ian?
what, what?	Did you say something?
what?	What, what?
i guess it's not that obvious, then.	No.
i don't know.	I guess it's not that obvious, then.
what's the obvious stuff?	I don't know.
just the obvious stuff.	What's the obvious stuff?
what were the others?	Just the obvious stuff.
i don't know.  it's one of the things i thought of.	What were the others?
what?  gimme a fucking break.  is that what you think?  that your not big enough a deal for me?  jesus, gimme a little credit, rob.	I don't know.  It's one of the things I thought of.
good.  so.  is it my job?	What?  Gimme a fucking break.  Is that what you think?  That your not big enough a deal for me?  Jesus, gimme a little credit, Rob.
i'm sorry.  i haven't been very fair to you.  that's why i came here to the store this evening.  i feel terrible, rob.  this is really hard, you know.	Good.  So.  Is it my job?
had to work it out for myself, though, didn't i?	I'm sorry.  I haven't been very fair to you.  That's why I came here to the store this evening.  I feel terrible, Rob.  This is really hard, you know.
i think you know that.	Had to work it out for myself, though, didn't I?
so.  where have you been staying for the last week?	I think you know that.
have you tackled the great reorganization yet?	Don't you think there are more important things to talk about than my record collection?
and do you like it that way?	Not really.
yes.  look at me.  look at our -- the apartment.  what else do i have, other than records and cds?	And do you like it that way?
you really believe that?	Yes.  Look at me.  Look at our -- the apartment.  What else do I have, other than records and CDs?
but laura... that's me.  that's all there is to me.  there isn't anything else.  if you've lost interest in that, you've lost interest in everything.	You really believe that?
yeah, sure.  more so then than i am now.  that's life though, isn't it?	But Laura... that's me.  That's all there is to me.  There isn't anything else.  If you've lost interest in that, you've lost interest in everything.
so you weren't interested in music at all?	Yeah, sure.  More so then than I am now.  That's life though, isn't it?
well, i liked you.  you were a deejay, and i thought you were hot, and i didn't have a boyfriend, and i wanted one.	So you weren't interested in music at all?
you used to care more about things like marvin gaye than you do now. when i first met you, and i made you that tape, you loved it.  you said -- and i quote -- "it was so good it made you ashamed of your record collection."	Well, I liked you.  You were a deejay, and I thought you were hot, and I didn't have a boyfriend, and I wanted one.
but don't you remember?	I remember the song.  I just couldn't remember who sang it.
is that right?  i'd like a word with him.	But don't you remember?
hey!  marvin gaye! "got to give it up!" that's our song!  marvin gaye is responsible for our entire relationship!	Is that right?  I'd like a word with him.
-- and who says i like marvin gaye, anyway?	Hey!  Marvin Gaye! "Got to Give It Up!" That's our song!  Marvin Gaye is responsible for our entire relationship!
-- alright, alright but --	-- and who says I like Marvin Gaye, anyway?
-- whatever, and the israelis and the palestinians don't.  art garfunkel and marvin gaye are not engaged in a bitter territorial dispute, and the israelis and the palestinians are. art garfunkel and marvin gaye --	-- Alright, alright but --
-- made.  made.  marvin gaye is dead, his father shot him in --	-- whatever, and the Israelis and the Palestinians don't.  Art Garfunkel and Marvin Gaye are not engaged in a bitter territorial dispute, and the Israelis and the Palestinians are. Art Garfunkel and Marvin Gaye --
it's not like saying that at all, actually, rob.  art garfunkel and marvin gaye make pop records --	-- Made.  Made.  Marvin Gaye is dead, his father shot him in --
how can you like art garfunkel and marvin gaye?  it's like saying you support the israelis and the palestinians.	It's not like saying that at all, actually, Rob.  Art Garfunkel and Marvin Gaye make pop records --
yes.  well, i'm coming over to your house to get some things.	My house?
are you coming home?	Yes.  Well, I'm coming over to your house to get some things.
i thought i could give you a lift back.	Are you coming home?
hi.	I thought I could give you a lift back.
hi.	Hi.
shit!	Hi.
jeez.  he goes on long enough.	I should be so lucky.
we've done the hard part now.  i might as well, you know...	Well stay for tonight, then.
you don't have to go this second. you can stay until whenever.	We've done the hard part now.  I might as well, you know...
only because it's never the time.  i can't go on apologizing my whole life, you know?	If by "we" you are referring to men, then I have to say that just the once would do.
maybe i've been a little unfair. but is this really the time?	Only because it's never the time.  I can't go on apologizing my whole life, you know?
i know i can't speak now because laura's father died, and i just have to take it because otherwise i'm a bad guy, with the emphasis on guy, self-centered.  well, i'm fucking not, not all the time, anyway, i'm really sorry jo.  but you know, liz... i can either stick up for myself or believe everything you say about me and end up hating myself.  and maybe you think i should, but it's not much of a life, you know?	Maybe I've been a little unfair. But is this really the time?
enough of what?	I know I can't speak now because Laura's father died, and I just have to take it because otherwise I'm a bad guy, with the emphasis on guy, self-centered.  Well, I'm fucking not, not all the time, anyway, I'm really sorry Jo.  But you know, Liz... I can either stick up for myself or believe everything you say about me and end up hating myself.  And maybe you think I should, but it's not much of a life, you know?
enough, liz.	Enough of what?
no.  they don't know him.  and ken liked you.  rob, ken didn't die for your benefit, you know.  it's like everybody's a supporting actor in the film of your life story.	Isn't that how it is for everybody?
is ray going?	No.  They don't know him.  And Ken liked you.  Rob, Ken didn't die for your benefit, you know.  It's like everybody's a supporting actor in the film of your life story.
what difference does it make?	Is Ray going?
you're kidding.  a crematorium? jesus.	What difference does it make?
it's a crematorium.	You're kidding.  A crematorium? Jesus.
so the minister says nice things, and then, what, we all troop outside and they bury him?	It's a crematorium.
rob!  two years ago you got laura pregnant; you then proceeded to cheat on her!  you borrowed money from her and never paid a dime back!  and then, just a few weeks ago, you told her you were unhappy with her and were "kind of looking around for somebody else!"	Well she --
it's true!	Rob!  Two years ago you got Laura pregnant; you then proceeded to cheat on her!  You borrowed money from her and never paid a dime back!  And then, just a few weeks ago, you told her you were unhappy with her and were "kind of looking around for somebody else!"
to think i sympathized with you for two seconds!  poor rob!  laura left him out of nowhere for the schmuck upstairs.  you let me believe that!	It's true!
-- no, no, no, don't even.  i talked to laura, rob.  i talked to her and she gave me a little background. and you're a fucking asshole.	To think I sympathized with you for two seconds!  Poor Rob!  Laura left him out of nowhere for the schmuck upstairs.  You let me believe that!
what's the -- hey, liz --	-- No, no, no, don't even.  I talked to Laura, Rob.  I talked to her and she gave me a little background. And you're a fucking ASSHOLE.
actually, i'm fine.  i'm great. last night i got to thinking, "you know what?  maybe it is time to move on.  maybe we're just not right for each other.  or maybe we are.  but time will tell and at this point i'm going to be fine with whatever's meant to be." you know?	Yeah.  Like I said, I don't want to take sides.  And I like Laura with you.  She's more fun, more open. You guys are good together.  I just wish you two could, I don't know.  I don't think much of this Ian guy --
how're you holding up?	Actually, I'm fine.  I'm great. Last night I got to thinking, "you know what?  Maybe it is time to move on.  Maybe we're just not right for each other.  Or maybe we are.  But time will tell and at this point I'm going to be fine with whatever's meant to be." You know?
yeah.  i just wanted to thank you for that message last night.  it made me feel like... like less of an asshole.	How're you holding up?
you called this morning?	Yeah.  I just wanted to thank you for that message last night.  It made me feel like... like less of an asshole.
what's happenin'.	You called this morning?
hey.  it's liz.	What's happenin'.
rob here.	Hey.  It's Liz.
i'll call you.	Right.
and so it is.  i'll talk to you later.	I'll call you.
that way.	And so it is.  I'll talk to you later.
that way.  you?	That way.
which way are you going?	That way.  You?
would you like me to turn the lights out?  or would you like them on?	God, you ask a lot of questions.
yeah.	Good.
so you'll stay?	Yeah.
i use it but i don't understand it when other people use it.	So you'll stay?
jesus, so much for delicacy.  i pegged you for a master of understatement, beating around the bush and all that buzz.	I use it but I don't understand it when other people use it.
oh, right.  alright.	Jesus, so much for delicacy.  I pegged you for a master of understatement, beating around the bush and all that buzz.
i'd like it if you could stay the night.	Oh, right.  Alright.
when i said before that i hoped it wasn't the end of the evening, i was, you know... talking about breakfast and stuff.	I'd like it if you could stay the night.
i'd better go.  i gotta get up early. go over to my parents'.	When I said before that I hoped it wasn't the end of the evening, I was, you know... talking about breakfast and stuff.
tops off two whiskeys and starts into the other room where she sees rob, standing and holding his jacket.	I'd better go.  I gotta get up early. Go over to my parents'.
whiskey.	Tops off two whiskeys and starts into the other room where she sees Rob, standing and holding his jacket.
good.  in that case, i'll fix us something else to drink.  you sticking to the whiskey or you want coffee?	Whiskey.
i'm sure it isn't.	Good.  In that case, I'll fix us something else to drink.  You sticking to the whiskey or you want coffee?
for now.  but i wouldn't be if i thought this was the end of the evening.	I'm sure it isn't.
yes.  you?	For now.  But I wouldn't be if I thought this was the end of the evening.
are you okay?	Yes.  You?
you haven't even seen it!	Nor have you!
exactly!  fucking ex-actly!	You haven't even seen it!
the conformist.	Exactly!  Fucking ex-actly!
yeah, but you know what's his best film and nobody's even seen it?	The Conformist.
books, records, films -- these things matter.  call me shallow but it's the damn truth, and by this measure i was having one of the best dates of my life.	Yeah, but you know what's his best film and nobody's even seen it?
yeah, i know the crumblers!  i bought a used blasters album in new york about ten years ago and somebody left a crumblers single in it.  my everything changed for a couple of weeks.	Books, records, films -- these things matter.  Call me shallow but it's the damn truth, and by this measure I was having one of the best dates of my life.
what do you mean, the crumblers? you know the crumblers?  nobody's heard the crumblers.  except me.	Yeah, I know the Crumblers!  I bought a used Blasters album in New York about ten years ago and somebody left a Crumblers single in it.  My everything changed for a couple of weeks.
yeah, but if you heard this band called the crumblers, you'd --	What do you mean, the Crumblers? You know the Crumblers?  Nobody's heard the Crumblers.  Except me.
awhile back, dick and barry and i agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like...	Yeah, but if you heard this band called the Crumblers, you'd --
i understand completely.	Awhile back, Dick and Barry and I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like...
no way!  i'd cramp his style.  and i wouldn't want to listen to all that stuff happening on the other side of the bedroom wall.  i'm way to unattached for that.	I understand completely.
you share a place with t-bone?	No way!  I'd cramp his style.  And I wouldn't want to listen to all that stuff happening on the other side of the bedroom wall.  I'm way to unattached for that.
yup.	You share a place with T-Bone?
is that why you came to chicago in the first place?  because of, you know, dividing up your record collection and stuff?	Yup.
thank you.	Is that why you came to Chicago in the first place?  Because of, you know, dividing up your record collection and stuff?
it's a great song.	Thank you.
god, i hate that time.  that pick up stuff time.  i just went through that before i came here.  you know that song "patsy cline times two" i play?  that's about me and my ex dividing up our record collections.	It's a great song.
she just wanted to pick up some stuff. no big thing.  a relief, actually.	God, I hate that time.  That pick up stuff time.  I just went through that before I came here.  You know that song "Patsy Cline Times Two" I play?  That's about me and my ex dividing up our record collections.
everything go alright?	She just wanted to pick up some stuff. No big thing.  A relief, actually.
hi, marie.	Everything go alright?
don't you like that?	No, no, I love, it's just, thinking you're, you must be so sick of it... Well.
so you live in chicago now?	Yup.  Not far from here, actually.
good.	So you live in Chicago now?
good.  'cause i'm enjoying myself.	Good.
mom!  for the last fucking time, i'm telling you laura didn't want to get married!  she is not that kind of girl!  to use a phrase.  that's not what happens now.	Well I don't know what happens now, apart from you meet someone, you move in, she goes.  You meet someone, you move in, she goes.
so you say.  i'd like to hear her side of it.	Mom!  For the last fucking time, I'm telling you Laura didn't want to get married!  She is not that kind of girl!  To use a phrase.  That's not what happens now.
it's got nothing to do with marriage, if that's what you're getting at.	So you say.  I'd like to hear her side of it.
what did laura say?  do you know why she left?	It's got nothing to do with marriage, if that's what you're getting at.
then what are you getting so upset about?	What did Laura say?  Do you know why she left?
i knew this was going to happen.	Then what are you getting so upset about?
meet a nice girl and have children. i promise the next time we talk i'll have it all sorted out.	I knew this was going to happen.
and after that?	Meet a nice girl and have children. I promise the next time we talk I'll have it all sorted out.
i'm going to drink this bottle of wine watch tv and go to bed.  then tomorrow i'll get up and go to work.	And after that?
i knew this would happen.  what are you going to do rob?	I'm going to drink this bottle of wine watch TV and go to bed.  Then tomorrow I'll get up and go to work.
well it fucking should be, shouldn't it?	I knew this would happen.  What are you going to do Rob?
you know that's not what's upsetting me.	Well it fucking should be, shouldn't it?
i'm all right, if that's what's upsetting you.	You know that's not what's upsetting me.
hello?  anybody there?	I'm all right, if that's what's upsetting you.
well call her mother.	She just called.  She doesn't even know.  It's probably the last time I'll ever hear her voice.  That's weird, isn't it?  You spend Christmas at somebody's house, you know, and you worry about their operations and you see them in their bathrobe, and... I dunno...
how would i know?  gone.  girlfriend. leave.  not say where gone.  laura move out.	Well call her mother.
what do you mean?  where did she go?	How would I know?  Gone.  Girlfriend. Leave.  Not say where gone.  Laura move out.
she left.  she's gone.	What do you mean?  Where did she go?
your lucky laura's doing so well. if it wasn't for her, i don't think either of us would ever sleep...	She left.  She's gone.
so so.  up and down.	Your lucky Laura's doing so well. If it wasn't for her, I don't think either of us would ever sleep...
how's the store?	So so.  Up and down.
great.  super-fantastic.	How's the store?
everything all right?	Great.  Super-fantastic.
hi, mom.	Everything all right?
hi, rob.  it's your mother.	Hi, Mom.
yeah?	Hi, Rob.  It's your mother.
oh, come on!  let me give you ten dollars for this, and you can give the rest away for all i care.	Okay.  Because you took the trouble to come up here.  And because you've got principles.  But that's it.  I'm not selling them to you one by one.
sure.  ten cents.	Oh, come on!  Let me give you ten dollars for this, and you can give the rest away for all I care.
can i buy this otis redding single off you?	Sure.  Ten cents.
fine.	Can I buy this Otis Redding single off you?
i'm sorry but i think you better talk to someone else.	Fine.
with eleven hundred he could come home, and that's the last thing i want.	I'm sorry but I think you better talk to someone else.
and i won't take a penny over ninety.	With eleven hundred he could come home, and that's the last thing I want.
eleven-hundred.  that's my lowest offer.	And I won't take a penny over ninety.
seventy-five.	Eleven-hundred.  That's my lowest offer.
thirteen hundred.	Seventy-five.
sixty.	Thirteen hundred.
that's why i'm trying to compromise. what about fifteen-hundred?  they're worth five times that.	Sixty.
suit yourself.  there are plenty of others who will.	That's why I'm trying to compromise. What about fifteen-hundred?  They're worth five times that.
look... i... i'm sorry.  i don't want to be any part of this.	Suit yourself.  There are plenty of others who will.
that wasn't part of the deal.  i want to be poisonous but fair.	Look... I... I'm sorry.  I don't want to be any part of this.
look.  can i pay you properly?  you don't have to tell him what you got. send him forty-five bucks and blow the rest.  give it to charity.  or something.	That wasn't part of the deal.  I want to be poisonous but fair.
years.  this collection is as close as he's ever come to an achievement.	Look.  Can I pay you properly?  You don't have to tell him what you got. Send him forty-five bucks and blow the rest.  Give it to charity.  Or something.
it must have taken him a long time to get them together.	Years.  This collection is as close as he's ever come to an achievement.
he's in jamaica with a twenty-three- year-old.  a friend of my daughter's. he had the fucking nerve to call me and ask me to borrow some money and i told him to fuck off, so he asked me to sell his singles collection and send him a check for whatever i go, minus a ten percent commission. which reminds me.  can you make sure you give me a five?  i want to frame it and put it on the wall.	It must have taken him a long time to get them together.
and you must not be getting along too well right now, huh?	He's in Jamaica with a twenty-three- year-old.  A friend of my daughter's. He had the fucking nerve to call me and ask me to borrow some money and I told him to fuck off, so he asked me to sell his singles collection and send him a check for whatever I go, minus a ten percent commission. Which reminds me.  Can you make sure you give me a five?  I want to frame it and put it on the wall.
i must have nothing.  their my husband's.	And you must not be getting along too well right now, huh?
but you must have --	I must have nothing.  Their my husband's.
i know what they're worth.  give me fifty and get them out.	But you must have --
these are worth at least, i don't know --	I know what they're worth.  Give me fifty and get them out.
give me fifty bucks and they're all yours.	These are worth at least, I don't know --
it's the best collection i've ever seen.	Give me fifty bucks and they're all yours.
what do you think?	It's the best collection I've ever seen.
nice.	What's the name of your label?
we saw this ad in the personals for two swingers lookin' for a renaissance fair.	Nice.
i'm vince.	Whatever.
we're not there yet, justin.	I'm Vince.
wait a minute.  island records charged u2 a million five against their overhead for one plane ride.	We're not there yet, Justin.
it's rough.  but it shows promise. we record a couple of songs right, in a studio.  i'll take care of the rest.  i'll put out your record. any profits after recouping expenses get split down the middle, between us and you guys.	Wait a minute.  Island Records charged U2 a million five against their overhead for one plane ride.
records are those big round black things, right?	Fuck off.
uh, yes i, like, do... it's simple. you make the tracks -- recording studio -- deliver them to the pressing plant where a master is cut, the master is then dubbed to submasters, which are the "mothers," as their called, for each press in the plant. you press the cd's or records, put in your cover art, and that's it.	Records are those big round black things, right?
jesus.  that thing's been in the bargain bin for six months!  was it just your criminal nature or what? hell, i would've given it to you for free.	No, we...
i can't frisk you but the cops can.	Jesus.  That thing's been in the bargain bin for six months!  Was it just your criminal nature or what? Hell, I would've given it to you for free.
well we don't.	I can't frisk you but the cops can.
i think you have more.	Well we don't.
naw.  those are for us.	Oh really.  You two are slamming to Nico now?
eno import.  sigue sigue sputnik. break beats.  serge gainsbourg. ryuchi sakamoto, syd barrett... what's going on here?  are you guys stealing for other people now?	Naw.  Those are for us.
i warned you.	Go to hell.
well, the cream of society awaits.  if you're ever in the neighborhood...	Sure.
uncle joey's little girl.  can't get the taste out of her mouth.	Well, the cream of society awaits.  If you're ever in the neighborhood...
mr. congeniality?  let him find his own clues.  there's a journal article in this somewhere.	Uncle Joey's little girl.  Can't get the taste out of her mouth.
he'd want to know about all this.	Mr. Congeniality?  Let him find his own clues.  There's a journal article in this somewhere.
yeah.	He'd want to know about all this.
taupin, isn't that the guy moran picked up the other night?	Yeah.
find the father.  that should clear things up.	Taupin, isn't that the guy Moran picked up the other night?
p.d. says 41, but he barely looks 30.	Find the father.  That should clear things up.
how old is richard?	P.D. says 41, but he barely looks 30.
dr. kidell had a picture in his file of the funeral.  the father looked just like richard.  even had a mark on his cheek.	How old is Richard?
probably just some exec ducking an ex-wife.	Dr. Kidell had a picture in his file of the funeral.  The father looked just like Richard.  Even had a mark on his cheek.
some guy named smith was asking about him in church hill.  i passed his name around with your buddies downtown but they drew a blank.  so he isn't a cop.  district anyway.	Probably just some exec ducking an ex-wife.
maybe he's hiding from something.	Some guy named Smith was asking about him in Church Hill.  I passed his name around with your buddies downtown but they drew a blank.  So he isn't a cop.  District anyway.
i can't figure out why he's doing it. he's been richard taupin at least since 1967.  and the guys rich.  you should see the stuff he has in that shop.	Maybe he's hiding from something.
you're the expert.	It's in good condition.
scottish claymore.  take a french epee, add twenty pounds of ballast so it means business, and you've got a claymore.	You're the expert.
huh?	Scottish claymore.  Take a French epee, add twenty pounds of ballast so it means business, and you've got a claymore.
claymore.	Huh?
figured you knew more about swords than i did.	Claymore.
didn't think it was my buddy over there.	Figured you knew more about swords than I did.
didn't look like it came from "toys-are-us", that's why i called you.	Didn't think it was my buddy over there.
how's your uncle?  i hardly ever see him anymore.	Fine.
doesn't have a head, does he?	This one came unassembled.
happy birthday.	Thanks.
it's my birthday.	Happy birthday.
you're very macabre.	It's my birthday.
there was a count.  count dusan.  he would invite the local peasants to his chateau, fill them full of wine, then slice their bellies so he could reuse it.  the symmetry of that somehow always appealed to me.	You're very macabre.
that stuff'll put you away if you're not careful.	There was a Count.  Count Dusan.  He would invite the local peasants to his chateau, fill them full of wine, then slice their bellies so he could reuse it.  The symmetry of that somehow always appealed to me.
would you remember his name?	Carl Smith.
there was this one fella.  asked a lot of questions.  i was out of town but i heard he spent near a full day in the records office.	Would you remember his name?
have you spoken to anyone else about this?	There was this one fella.  Asked a lot of questions.  I was out of town but I heard he spent near a full day in the records office.
the boy _died_?	Mother too.  Sad case it was.  The young lady just couldn't make it through labor.  Never even saw her son.
poor little tyke didn't have a chance.  hopelessly premature.  he died a few days after he was born.	The boy _died_?
i don't follow you.	Poor little tyke didn't have a chance.  Hopelessly premature.  He died a few days after he was born.
don't know about any of that. suppose nobody does.	I don't follow you.
i've been trying to find somebody who knew him and any connections his family might have had with museums or historical societies.	Don't know about any of that. Suppose nobody does.
no.	I've been trying to find somebody who knew him and any connections his family might have had with museums or historical societies.
then you didn't know richard later on.	No.
well, this is a small town, and it was even smaller then.  most all the babies i delivered were from local families.  richard's parents were just passing through when his mother's time came.  i did it right here at the house.	Then you didn't know Richard later on.
why?	Well, this is a small town, and it was even smaller then.  Most all the babies I delivered were from local families.  Richard's parents were just passing through when his mother's time came.  I did it right here at the house.
he was unsual.	Why?
no thank you, i'm fine.	He was unsual.
would you like more tea?	No thank you, I'm fine.
church hill, that's pretty close, isn't it?	Anything in Maryland is close.
taupin, richard marshall.  born march 16, 1945 in church hill, maryland.  received first driver permit 1967 in philadelphia.	Church Hill, that's pretty close, isn't it?
you owe me.  besides, i'm cute.	Taupin, Richard Marshall.  Born March 16, 1945 in Church Hill, Maryland.  Received first driver permit 1967 in Philadelphia.
-okay okay.	You owe me.  Besides, I'm cute.
so's playing choo-choo with two high school cheerleaders in the middle of-	-Okay okay.
this is against the rules.	So's playing choo-choo with two high school cheerleaders in the middle of-
it will be horrible.  the future.  i may die tomorrow or 10,000 tomorrows. i can promise you nothing.  nothing but a moment.  maybe two.  but a moment of love, is that not worth a lifetime?	Yes.
life is only life when it is bounded by death.  the inheritance is death. the gift is the finality of life. to be part of the fabric.  the inside.  i love you brenna.	It will be horrible.  The future.  I may die tomorrow or 10,000 tomorrows. I can promise you nothing.  Nothing but a moment.  Maybe two.  But a moment of love, is that not worth a lifetime?
you have lived forever.	Life is only life when it is bounded by death.  The inheritance is death. The gift is the finality of life. To be part of the fabric.  The inside.  I love you Brenna.
life.  it is the gift and the under- standing of life.	You have lived forever.
not power.  not control.	Life.  It is the gift and the under- standing of life.
the inheritance.	Not power.  Not control.
the emptyness.  the years and years of void.  nothingness.  bordered only by the quest for ultimate nothingness. who would have guessed?	The inheritance.
no!	I'll destroy you.  I've destroyed everything I've ever touched!  Oh God...
get out.	No!
i'm the last.  oh christ, i'm the _last one_!	Get out.
what is it?	I'm the last.  Oh Christ, I'm the _last one_!
what's wrong?	I can't stand it.  Oh God, I can't stand it!
will i see you again?	Be careful.  Don't stay any longer than you have to.
gettysburg's an hour's drive at most.  you should be back by nightfall.	Will I see you again?
all of it finished.	Gettysburg's an hour's drive at most.  You should be back by nightfall.
what is it you want?	All of it finished.
it's all the same.  half lives that never go away.	What is it you want?
but you're known so much. history i'll only read about.	It's all the same.  Half lives that never go away.
empty.  and fear.  fear of those that would kill you and fear of those that would love you.  it can never last, and in the end you always end up destroying both.	But you're known so much. History I'll only read about.
what is it like?  being you?	Empty.  And fear.  Fear of those that would kill you and fear of those that would love you.  It can never last, and in the end you always end up destroying both.
come here, brenna.	Damn you.
don't.	Come here, Brenna.
i haven't killed _you_.	Is that a threat?
you kill with your left hand?	I haven't killed _you_.
there are differences.	You kill with your left hand?
you and your buddy make a real team, don't you?  exchanging eloquent threats in iambic pen- tameter while hacking up all the innocents in between.	There are differences.
sometimes innocents become involved.	You and your buddy make a real team, don't you?  Exchanging eloquent threats in iambic pen- tameter while hacking up all the innocents in between.
what about that family in '31?	Sometimes innocents become involved.
not the same.	What about that family in '31?
you killed those other two.	Not the same.
i didn't kill the watchman.	You killed those other two.
of bodies.	I didn't kill the watchman.
perhaps.  there is something more. an inheritance.	Of bodies.
that's insane.	Perhaps.  There is something more. An inheritance.
sometimes i think it's just for something to do.  a conquest to be the last.  something to hold onto while everything else around you withers and blows away.  some- thing to replace the love that can never work.	That's insane.
what could possibly be worth all this murder and distruction.	Sometimes I think it's just for something to do.  A conquest to be the last.  Something to hold onto while everything else around you withers and blows away.  Some- thing to replace the love that can never work.
he is older than i.	What could possibly be worth all this murder and distruction.
he knows about you.	He is older than I.
yes.	He knows about you.
that's why smith called you macleod.	Yes.
i carried that rifle in world war i.  this book is a 16th century policy report for the king of austria.  the diploma is my con- ference of degree in latin from trinity college.  class of 1672.  it goes on.	That's why Smith called you MacLeod.
that would be difficult to explain.	I'd like you to try.
who are you?	That would be difficult to explain.
you are a very perceptive young woman.	Just a little crazy.
my life has been chock full of people with complications and weak- nesses.  i can't stand it.  but you're different.  it's in your hands.  a clarity.	You are a very perceptive young woman.
hardly a reason to run off with a murderer.	My life has been chock full of people with complications and weak- nesses.  I can't stand it.  But you're different.  It's in your hands.  A clarity.
i'm not even sure why.	Hardly a reason to run off with a murderer.
i see.	I'm not even sure why.
i've been telling myself it's the award winning journal article i'm going to write.  but it's not.  it's you.	I see.
why are you here?	I've been telling myself it's the award winning journal article I'm going to write.  But it's not.  It's you.
i must be insane.  leaving work, ditching cops.  all to follow a murderer.  a very old murderer, but a murderer just the same.	Why are you here?
you won't.	I must be insane.  Leaving work, ditching cops.  All to follow a murderer.  A very old murderer, but a murderer just the same.
i hope i never get that old.	You won't.
a factor of age.	I hope I never get that old.
it's frightening sometimes the way you talk about other people's lives.	A factor of age.
that's impossible.	It's frightening sometimes the way you talk about other people's lives.
at least.	That's impossible.
then you must be at least 70 years old.	At least.
you're using your son's name.	No.  Just the child of some lonely girl I gave a ride to.  When they died I put them in a grave with my name on it. Twenty years later I became the son.
yes.	You're using your son's name.
and you are william taupin, aren't you?	Yes.
yes.	And you are William Taupin, aren't you?
william taupin seems to have left his mark.	Yes.
follow me.	William Taupin seems to have left his mark.
i don't know any of these.  i'll make a fool of myself.	Follow me.
it's beautiful.	A little dusty.
here, try this.  i suppose they're still making women the same as back then.	It's beautiful.
maybe it would do us both good.	There's a catch.  You're supposed to wear 19th century clothing.
i thought it might be a nice break from all of this.	Maybe it would do us both good.
they do it each year.	I thought it might be a nice break from all of this.
it's some sort of party the town is throwing.	They do it each year.
well, as long as we're stuck here.	It's some sort of party the town is throwing.
yes.	Well, as long as we're stuck here.
no.  so what now?  we just wait?	Yes.
the estate stuff is pretty straight forward.  just lots of forms and an appearance at the county seat.	It will take some time for the forms to clear before you go to Gettysburg.
i wish i could.	The estate stuff is pretty straight forward.  Just lots of forms and an appearance at the county seat.
yes.	I wish I could.
there was a man once.  just a simple woodcarver.  but he understood.  more than anyone he could see to the heart of it.  it never ends.  today is the same as the first.  tomorrow will be the same as today.  so much time.  and all of it wasted.  you love history?	Yes.
you want me to front for you.	The less exposure I recieve around government buildings the better.  You, as Mrs. Taupin, will attract considerably less attention than I.
the only real difficulty comes in changing over the ownership of property i've aquired.  that requires certain records and most importantly a personal appearance at the county seat in gettysburg.  but that's where you come in.	You want me to front for you.
you make it all sound so simple.	The only real difficulty comes in changing over the ownership of property I've aquired.  That requires certain records and most importantly a personal appearance at the county seat in Gettysburg.  But that's where you come in.
i go my way and you can write all you want about the big bad mr. taupin.	You make it all sound so simple.
when you finish, what then?	I go my way and you can write all you want about the big bad Mr. Taupin.
not all of them.	When you finish, what then?
you did kill those men.	Not all of them.
richard taupin has become cumbersome.  it would be best if he just disappeared.	You did kill those men.
what's all that?	Richard Taupin has become cumbersome.  It would be best if he just disappeared.
our cars were seen together in felton.  they're calling me an accessory to murder.	You are.  Now.
you've been listening to rumors.	Our cars were seen together in Felton.  They're calling me an accessory to murder.
is this what you killed them with?	You've been listening to rumors.
you're a fool.	Maybe.
you're wrong.	You're a fool.
you had to do _nothing_!	You're wrong.
no.  i had to talk to you.	You had to do _nothing_!
no one knows you're here?	No.  I had to talk to you.
no.	No one knows you're here?
he sees me as a threat.	Are you?
i'm a historian, mr. taupin. only once in a lifetime do you stare history in the face.	Go home.
you are being foolish.	I'm a historian, Mr. Taupin. Only once in a lifetime do you stare history in the face.
i'd rather hear yours.	You are being foolish.
why not?  i'm sure they'd love to hear your story.	I'd rather hear yours.
no.	Why not?  I'm sure they'd love to hear your story.
have you gone to the police?	No.
i'm a witness to a murder.  that seems to put me pretty high on your friend's chop list.	Have you gone to the police?
you?	I'm a witness to a murder.  That seems to put me pretty high on your friend's chop list.
what about me?	You?
he's dead.  whatever i may or may not feel means exceedingly little to him now.	What about me?
he was innocent.	He's dead.  Whatever I may or may not feel means exceedingly little to him now.
that bothers you?	He was innocent.
i left a man dead in felton.  but you don't really care, do you?	That bothers you?
not your concern.	I left a man dead in Felton.  But you don't really care, do you?
he called you "macleod".	Not your concern.
you needn't worry miss cartwright. i've been at this a very long time.	He called you "MacLeod".
what will you do now?	You needn't worry Miss Cartwright. I've been at this a very long time.
and you?	What will you do now?
at the moment?  carl smith.	And you?
who is he?	At the moment?  Carl Smith.
dupont circle.	Who is he?
where?	Dupont Circle.
he tried to kill me last night.	Where?
tradition.	What the hell is going on?
why not?	Tradition.
you'll be safe here.  he won't kill in a church.	Why not?
jesus christ.	You'll be safe here.  He won't kill in a church.
i have friends.	I doubt that.  Good day, Miss Cartwright.
i've been to church hill.	Miss Cartwright, you are involving yourself in matters that do not concern you.  I strongly suggest you return to Washington and stay out of small town cemetaries.
you have an active imagination.	I've been to Church Hill.
i think you do.  better yet, i don't think anything was stolen because nothing was there in the first place. and i think mr. smith, whoever he is, now knows that.	You have an active imagination.
i don't know what you're talking about.	I think you do.  Better yet, I don't think anything was stolen because nothing was there in the first place. And I think Mr. Smith, whoever he is, now knows that.
does carl smith?	I don't know what you're talking about.
people like that rarely leave business cards.	Does Carl Smith?
who?	People like that rarely leave business cards.
probably.	Who?
grave robbers?	Probably.
have you taken to touring small town cemetaries, miss cartwright?	Grave robbers?
someone beat you.	Have you taken to touring small town cemetaries, Miss Cartwright?
good reflexes.	Good day, Miss Cartwright.
-all but one out of a hundred, i know.  all left to be led like donkeys back home.  now if you will please-	Good reflexes.
charming guy, basil.  once after beating an army of serbians he blinded all but-	-All but one out of a hundred, I know.  All left to be led like donkeys back home.  Now if you will please-
basil the ii.	Charming guy, Basil.  Once after beating an army of Serbians he blinded all but-
byzantine?	Basil the II.
miss cartwright, unless you have come here to sell the sword, there's very little i can help you with.  now if you will excuse me, i have a great deal of work to do.	Byzantine?
it's quite rare you know, some- thing so common in its time so well looked after all these years.	Miss Cartwright, unless you have come here to sell the sword, there's very little I can help you with.  Now if you will excuse me, I have a great deal of work to do.
it's not mine.	It's quite rare you know, some- thing so common in its time so well looked after all these years.
i'd like to ask you about the claymore.	It's not mine.
miss cartwright, what is it i can do for you?	I'd like to ask you about the claymore.
very traditional.	Miss Cartwright, what is it I can do for you?
yes.	Very traditional.
do you play?	Yes.
thanks.	Call your mother.  You never call her.
forgers do it all the time.  they take the birth certificate of some- one who died young and use it to get legit i.d.  usually they carry it long enough to pass some bad checks then dump it.	Thanks.
don't they have enough for you to do at the castle?	Forgers do it all the time.  They take the birth certificate of some- one who died young and use it to get legit I.D.  Usually they carry it long enough to pass some bad checks then dump it.
now there's a new topic.	Don't they have enough for you to do at the castle?
aren't you getting a little old for this?  you flunked out of law school.	Now there's a new topic.
i'm just curious.	You're never "just curious".  You've met my neice, Brenna.
forget it.	I'm just curious.
never take up poker, detective.	Don't be stupid, lady.  Your neck can be sliced as fast as anyone else's.
i have witnesses that can put the two of you together.	Never take up poker, Detective.
research.  if your pal was there i never saw him.	I have witnesses that can put the two of you together.
what were you doing in felton?	Research.  If your pal was there I never saw him.
what's all of this got to do with me?	What were you doing in Felton?
just for laughs we raided wonder boy's house.  there was a gallon of one of the corpse's blood in his carpet.  i think it was about then i withdrew his name for humanitarian of the year.	What's all of this got to do with me?
what makes you so sure he's the one?	Just for laughs we raided wonder boy's house.  There was a gallon of one of the corpse's blood in his carpet.  I think it was about then I withdrew his name for humanitarian of the year.
i want taupin.	What makes you so sure he's the one?
you're an asshole, moran.	I want Taupin.
but we might just give it the 'ole college try.  what with the court back ups, it could be days before you got an arraignment. but then, i'm sure the flunk-out neice of the d.a. knows all about that.	You're an asshole, Moran.
it'll never stick.	But we might just give it the 'ole college try.  What with the court back ups, it could be days before you got an arraignment. But then, I'm sure the flunk-out neice of the D.A. knows all about that.
you've been a busy little beaver. especially with that records mess up in church hill.  your notes are very complete. naturally my feelings were crushed when you didn't rush right over and tell us what you knew.  in fact, we're considering book- ing the ambulence chaser as an accessory to murder.	It'll never stick.
what are you getting at, moran?	You've been a busy little beaver. Especially with that records mess up in Church Hill.  Your notes are very complete. Naturally my feelings were crushed when you didn't rush right over and tell us what you knew.  In fact, we're considering book- ing the ambulence chaser as an accessory to murder.
but there's more.  wednesday someone played javelin with the cemetary curator in felton, delaware.  some locals spotted two cars with d.c. plates and surprise surprise, they turn out to be registered to our own brenna cartwright and the ever popular richard taupin.	What are you getting at, Moran?
spare me the details.	But there's more.  Wednesday someone played javelin with the cemetary curator in Felton, Delaware.  Some locals spotted two cars with D.C. plates and surprise surprise, they turn out to be registered to our own Brenna Cartwright and the ever popular Richard Taupin.
all fashionably without heads.	Spare me the details.
four?	All fashionably without heads.
what are you going to tell them?  that you're protecting a man who's killed four people?	Four?
we've got nothing to say.	What are you going to tell them?  That you're protecting a man who's killed four people?
you and i should talk first.	We've got nothing to say.
i'm calling an attorney.	You and I should talk first.
well, the man of the hour that we all would like to talk to about now has apparently skipped town.  and all of a sudden the smithsonian's ambulence chaser is an expert on missing persons.	I'm calling an attorney.
what do you want from me?	Well, the man of the hour that we all would like to talk to about now has apparently skipped town.  And all of a sudden the Smithsonian's ambulence chaser is an expert on missing persons.
i've got a morgue filling up with bodies.  that's my right.	What do you want from me?
you better have a warrant.  that's my notebook, you've got no right to be sticking your fingers into it.	I've got a morgue filling up with bodies.  That's my right.
a murder.	You better have a warrant.  That's my notebook, you've got no right to be sticking your fingers into it.
who is it?	Not who.  What.  Worstick's a town in Pennsylvania.
you always were hard to impress.	Who is it?
it's bullshit.  everything. my job, the people i get involved with, i'm up to here with it.	You always were hard to impress.
i liked the bit you did about baltic chastity belts. too bad no one else did.	It's bullshit.  Everything. My job, the people I get involved with, I'm up to here with it.
some job.  card filing and cabinet dusting.  four years in this dump and i haven't written anything for wilson that a wounded yak couldn't do.	I liked the bit you did about Baltic chastity belts. Too bad no one else did.
good way to lose your job.	Some job.  Card filing and cabinet dusting.  Four years in this dump and I haven't written anything for Wilson that a wounded yak couldn't do.
it's that important?	Yeah.
corey, you _owe_ me.	It's that important?
i'll take care of that corey, but i need this now.	Corey, you _owe_ me.
you talked to your supervisor lately?  he's burning up the place about you just dropping out of sight.  that on top of the cops bugging him.	I'll take care of that Corey, but I need this now.
all i need is for you to check the name.	You talked to your supervisor lately?  He's burning up the place about you just dropping out of sight.  That on top of the cops bugging him.
come on brenna, your ass is already in a sling, don't drag me into it.	All I need is for you to check the name.
you see that desk?  _your_ desk?  you see the crap piled up on it?	Give it a rest Ned, huh?
someone should check him out. maybe a collection somewhere got knocked over.  he has one, he might have two.	You see that desk?  _Your_ desk?  You see the crap piled up on it?
hang on a sec, you did your little favor for the boys downtown, i'm sure your uncle and the rest are perfectly capable of taking it from here.	I've seen nobleman swords that weren't as well preserved.  It's just a hunk of peasant iron.  Why would he be carrying it around in an alley?
why?	He's too cool.  Too sharp.  I think he's got something to do with it.
i don't believe him.	Why?
-in nomine sanctus esperitu-	Stop!
stop.	-In nomine sanctus esperitu-
-auditorium nostrum-	Stop.
be quiet.	-Auditorium nostrum-
-luceat ei-	Be quiet.
you'll not be bringing the church into this.	-Luceat ei-
-et lux perpetua-	You'll not be bringing the church into this.
what are you doing man?	-Et lux perpetua-
requiem acer'nam donaei-	What are you doing man?
go ahead, senor.  i have my friend to keep me company.	I'll be back when I can.
that is not me.	With the proper tools, Conor, a naive man can be much more dangerous than an evil one.
you are young, inexperienced.  you do not know what time can do.  how it can sap all pity, all love.	That is not me.
of course.	You are young, inexperienced.  You do not know what time can do.  How it can sap all pity, all love.
you must be.  you have responsibilities. you must learn the rules.  you can never attract attention to yourself, never show the side that will draw others to you.  you will always know when you are in the presence of another.  beware. but more importantly conor macleod, will be your battle against time.  in the coming years you will see kingdoms rise then rot like wheat.  people will become a transitory, pathetic lot.  the only constant you will know will be the others and the tradition their greed and quest represent.  but life without morality, without the ability to truly taste the sweetness of wine and love, is no life at all.  that is how the others exist.  nothing more than walking corpses living only to slaughter each other in an insane quest to be the last.  keep your soul sewed to the earth.  do not become one of them.	Of course.
i am not ready for this.	You must be.  You have responsibilities. You must learn the rules.  You can never attract attention to yourself, never show the side that will draw others to you.  You will always know when you are in the presence of another.  Beware. But more importantly Conor MacLeod, will be your battle against time.  In the coming years you will see kingdoms rise then rot like wheat.  People will become a transitory, pathetic lot.  The only constant you will know will be the others and the tradition their greed and quest represent.  But life without morality, without the ability to truly taste the sweetness of wine and love, is no life at all.  That is how the others exist.  Nothing more than walking corpses living only to slaughter each other in an insane quest to be the last.  Keep your soul sewed to the earth.  Do not become one of them.
i am a small player.  but if by helping you i can keep that monster from being the last, then perhaps my life has meant something.	I am not ready for this.
and you?	I am a small player.  But if by helping you I can keep that monster from being the last, then perhaps my life has meant something.
this power is divided amongst you, me, and others like cuts in a pie. but the cuts are not equal.  some, like you and he, have more.  much more.	And you?
but why be so concerned about me?	This power is divided amongst you, me, and others like cuts in a pie. But the cuts are not equal.  Some, like you and he, have more.  Much more.
you have not been fully trained. but you will learn.  and you will be good, i can feel that.  you have apt- itude.  this is why our friend is so concerned.	But why be so concerned about me?
i feel hardly nothing.	You have not been fully trained. But you will learn.  And you will be good, I can feel that.  You have apt- itude.  This is why our friend is so concerned.
it does not feel nearly as frightening as it sounds.  but the consequences of such feelings can be very frightening. for it gives you great strength.  the strength of _knowledge_.  the ability to stand between the giving of what has always been to what will always be.	I feel hardly nothing.
i do not think i like the sound of that.	It does not feel nearly as frightening as it sounds.  But the consequences of such feelings can be very frightening. For it gives you great strength.  The strength of _knowledge_.  The ability to stand between the giving of what has always been to what will always be.
as they age they contribute to a sum that is the kindling from which all future life comes.  to feel it, to know it, is to be in touch with the will of every living thing.	I do not think I like the sound of that.
all living things pay dues, conor.  they must be respected for that.	As they age they contribute to a sum that is the kindling from which all future life comes.  To feel it, to know it, is to be in touch with the will of every living thing.
what is the fascinatioon?  it is only a leaf.	All living things pay dues, Conor.  They must be respected for that.
point conceeded, mr. macleod.	What is the fascinatioon?  It is only a leaf.
you're no match for scot, mr. romirez.  we're raised as riders.	Point conceeded, Mr. MacLeod.
the fabric of life.  the spark that allows the passing of existence from one generation to another.	If that was meant to be an ex- planation Mr. Romirez from Spain, I'm afraid you've failed.
and what is this great gift that cannot be seen or smelt?	The Fabric of life.  The spark that allows the passing of existence from one generation to another.
you have a gift.  one you must protect.	And what is this great gift that cannot be seen or smelt?
it's like to kill me first.	You have a gift.  One you must protect.
it will take less effort as you learn.	It's like to kill me first.
impotent cow.	Muy Bien!
oh, the boy has a mouth, now if only he had an arm.	Impotent cow.
go to hell.	Oh, the boy has a mouth, now if only he had an arm.
harder!  you swing like an impotent cow!	Go to hell.
again.  try again.	Harder!  You swing like an impotent cow!
me arm hurts.	Again.  Try again.
harder.  concentrate harder.	Me arm hurts.
why?	We are brothers.  And you are a defense-  -of sorts.
hide.  run to the ends of the earth till you learn.  you must learn to defend yourself.  in this i can help.	Why?
how can i stop such a man?	Hide.  Run to the ends of the Earth till you learn.  You must learn to defend yourself.  In this I can help.
there is an imperfection.  for all your healing, if your head ever leaves your neck, you are dead. you can survive anything but steel against your threat.  then it is over.  the end.	How can I stop such a man?
but we cannot be killed.	There is an imperfection.  For all your healing, if your head ever leaves your neck, you are dead. You can survive anything but steel against your threat.  Then it is over.  The end.
it is always less with my living. far or near.  but if i were to die the push would become stronger than ever before.  there is power in this.  and as long as you and i live, the knight can never have it all.	But we cannot be killed.
aye.	It is always less with my living. Far or near.  But if I were to die the push would become stronger than ever before.  There is power in this.  And as long as you and I live, The Knight can never have it all.
you recall how i spoke of the push you feel and how i make it less?	Aye.
why does he want to kill me?	You recall how I spoke of the push you feel and how I make it less?
oh my god.  oh my god i'm lost.	Why does he want to kill me?
you have done nothing wrong conor macleod.	Oh my God.  Oh my God I'm lost.
then they were right.  i am evil. this is god's punishment.	You have done nothing wrong Conor MacLeod.
you will live.  survive.	Then they were right.  I am evil. This is God's punishment.
what is to become of me?  am i to wander the earth forever like a ghost?	You will live.  Survive.
you'd have to die first.  aqui.	What is to become of me?  Am I to wander the Earth forever like a ghost?
this is monstrous.  i'll burn in hell for all eternity.	You'd have to die first.  Aqui.
you are not dead, boy.  accept it.	This is monstrous.  I'll burn in hell for all eternity.
this can't be.	You are not dead, boy.  Accept it.
three days you've laid there. it's time you ate.	This can't be.
it is the truth.	No!
this is madness!	It is the truth.
listen to me.  hear the words.	This is madness!
no!	Listen to me.  Hear the words.
it is as you are.	No!
what?	We are immortal.
conor, you and i, we cannot be killed.	What?
not even a single lifetime.	Conor, you and I, we cannot be killed.
i'm twenty-two.	Not even a single lifetime.
you are still so very young.	I'm twenty-two.
i don't understand.	You are still so very young.
some cling to sanity through time with the one continuity and trad0 ition their lives have known: the game.  you and i conor, we are different from all others around us.  you know this, you can feel it.  we are flesh and bone like any man, but unlike our neighbors we are rather difficult to injure,  permanently.	I don't understand.
he told me there could be only one.	Some cling to sanity through time with the one continuity and trad0 ition their lives have known: The Game.  You and I Conor, we are different from all others around us.  You know this, you can feel it.  We are flesh and bone like any man, but unlike our neighbors we are rather difficult to injure,  permanently.
we are brothers.	He told me there could be only one.
i don't know why.	We are brothers.
you feel you know me.	I don't know why.
it is less.	You feel you know me.
does it change with me in the room?	It is less.
yes.  always.	Does it change with me in the room?
do you ever feel a flow, as if some- thing were pushing against you?	Yes.  Always.
you are the same?	Do you ever feel a flow, as if some- thing were pushing against you?
when i was a boy a cart driven by a drunken fool crushed me.  all thought i would die or be maimed for life.  but i healed quickly. and like you i paid the price for being different.	You are the same?
you know me home.  me name.	It was time for our paths to cross.
in my travels i heard the story of the macleod boy struck down and brought from the hand of death by powers not of this earth.	You know me home.  Me name.
you're a long way from inverness.	In my travels I heard the story of the MacLeod boy struck down and brought from the hand of death by powers not of this Earth.
i was sent by his majesty of spain to inverness as a con- sultant on matters of metal.	You're a long way from Inverness.
why are you here?	I was sent by his majesty of Spain to Inverness as a con- sultant on matters of metal.
you scots have a way with game.  it still has life in it. spirit.  back home the food is so...domestic.	Why are you here?
pheasant.	You Scots have a way with game.  It still has life in it. Spirit.  Back home the food is so...domestic.
hmm, que rico.  what is it you call this?	Pheasant.
first food, no?  a good meal makes conversation so much easier.	Hmm, que rico.  What is it you call this?
how can you know this?	First food, no?  A good meal makes conversation so much easier.
and now you live in a small village miles away from all you knew.	How can you know this?
i was driven out.	And now you live in a small village miles away from all you knew.
i should imagine that your recovery must have alarmed your fellow villagers, perhaps giving them reason to invent an explanation.  and a solution.	I was driven out.
aye.	I should imagine that your recovery must have alarmed your fellow villagers, perhaps giving them reason to invent an explanation.  And a solution.
and but for a mark you are well as any man, no?	Aye.
i did at that.	And but for a mark you are well as any man, no?
but you lived.	I did at that.
i was nearly killed.	But you lived.
your marks would suggest great injury.	I was nearly killed.
five years past me clan fought another over some- thing i cannot even re- member.	Your marks would suggest great injury.
your back, it would seem perhaps you were injured in battle?	Five years past me clan fought another over some- thing I cannot even re- member.
please go to no trouble.	Your back, it would seem perhaps you were injured in battle?
i haven't much to offer, mr. romirez from spain, but you're welcome to what's here.	Please go to no trouble.
i am from spain.  and i would like a moment of your time.	I haven't much to offer, Mr. Romirez from Spain, but you're welcome to what's here.
you're not from these parts.	I am from Spain.  And I would like a moment of your time.
juan cid romirez.  chief surveyor and alchemist.	You're not from these parts.
aye.	Juan Cid Romirez.  Chief surveyor and alchemist.
your name is conor?	Aye.
afternoon.	Your name is Conor?
if you send me away now, mara, i'll not come looking for you.	Do what you must.
you're not talking sense, mara!	If you send me away now, Mara, I'll not come looking for you.
leave me alone, conor.  please.	You're not talking sense, Mara!
i'll not take that kind of talk from you.  from those others below, maybe.  but not from you.	Leave me alone, Conor.  Please.
please not be touching me, conor.	I'll not take that kind of talk from you.  From those others below, maybe.  But not from you.
you're sounding like that mad woman, widow baggins.	Me father has taken back my hand.
i don't know, conor.  it's not natural.  maybe something has touched you.	You're sounding like that mad woman, Widow Baggins.
that's mad.  surely you don't take their word?	I don't know, Conor.  It's not natural.  Maybe something has touched you.
there's rumor in the village. some call it magic.	That's mad.  Surely you don't take their word?
who?	There's rumor in the village. Some call it magic.
some think not.	Who?
so why the crazy talk?  it's a miracle it is.  saint andrew has smiled on me.  on us.	Some think not.
live?  in less than a week you're prancing about the country like a squirrel.	So why the crazy talk?  It's a miracle it is.  Saint Andrew has smiled on me.  On us.
but i did live.	Live?  In less than a week you're prancing about the country like a squirrel.
you cannot be real, conor.  you had the last rites.  no man has been cut half as bad and lived.	But I did live.
what are you saying?  i'm standing here as real as you.	You cannot be real, Conor.  You had the last rites.  No man has been cut half as bad and lived.
my future husband died in battle against the sutherlands.	What are you saying?  I'm standing here as real as you.
i don't understand.  not a week ago your father gave us his blessing.	My future husband died in battle against the Sutherlands.
i have no future husband.	I don't understand.  Not a week ago your father gave us his blessing.
i'm your future husband, remember?	I have no future husband.
david.	Do you have cause to bothering us?
far away.	Kiss me.
that's wonderful.  where did you ever learn it?	Far away.
like you.	That's wonderful.  Where did you ever learn it?
something pretty.	Like you.
what would you like?	Something pretty.
oh please.  another one.	What would you like?
our common heritage.  i am your only real friend, you know.  the only one who truly understands you.  i look forward to the day we meet again.  and i kill you.	So sure?
finish yours?	Our common heritage.  I am your only real friend, you know.  The only one who truly understands you.  I look forward to the day we meet again.  And I kill you.
finish your prayers?	Finish yours?
romirez is dust.	Finish your prayers?
romirez understood.  not you.	Romirez is dust.
i know you very well, conor macleod. and i can see the truth beginning to make itself clear to you.  mulet, romirez, they were fools without vision.  it was destined that the board would be cleared for the real players.	Romirez understood.  Not you.
you're wrong.	I know you very well, Conor MacLeod. And I can see the truth beginning to make itself clear to you.  Mulet, Romirez, they were fools without vision.  It was destined that the board would be cleared for the real players.
you surprise me.  eliminating a rival like that.  such are the actions of a man of conquest.  i was mistaken.  300 years have turned the boy's fear into ambit- ion.	You're wrong.
no doubt.	You surprise me.  Eliminating a rival like that.  Such are the actions of a man of conquest.  I was mistaken.  300 years have turned the boy's fear into ambit- ion.
perhaps not.  you seem to have misplaced a private.  no doubt by now his head is stranger to his neck.	No doubt.
not so scared.	Perhaps not.  You seem to have misplaced a private.  No doubt by now his head is stranger to his neck.
tradition.	It's all we have.
state of grace and all that.	Tradition.
who am i deceiving?	Certainly not me.
eat up dupont.  it will probably be your last.	Not likely.
won't get it.  we are a sacrifice.  a diversion.	Eat up Dupont.  It will probably be your last.
we need more time.	Won't get it.  We are a sacrifice.  A diversion.
i doubt much can change that. the enemy has five brigades waiting for us.	We need more time.
they're nothing but boys.  it will be a slaughter tomorrow.	I doubt much can change that. The enemy has five brigades waiting for us.
complete your inspection?	They're nothing but boys.  It will be a slaughter tomorrow.
you see major?  you are not so different...	I had no choice.
you are really going to force this, aren't you?	Either you are with me or against me.
do not turn your back on me.	You are really going to force this, aren't you?
who do you think i am?  one of your freckle faced children waiting to die tomorrow?  "threaten you"?  you and i just living will always be a threat.  forever.  look at your life, major.  look at mine.  nothing there but threat.  threats and nothingness. it's what we live for.	Do not turn your back on me.
don't threaten me, private.	Who do you think I am?  One of your freckle faced children waiting to die tomorrow?  "Threaten you"?  You and I just living will always be a threat.  Forever.  Look at your life, Major.  Look at mine.  Nothing there but threat.  Threats and nothingness. It's what we live for.
stay out of it.	Don't threaten me, Private.
we must talk.	Stay out of it.
it never changes, major.	We must talk.
it can be different.  it must be.	It never changes, Major.
help?  i've seen others "help". somehow a head always ended up on the counter.	It can be different.  It must be.
then it is time two of us did. you are very young.  i was once young.  i can help.	Help?  I've seen others "help". Somehow a head always ended up on the counter.
we have no understanding.	Then it is time two of us did. You are very young.  I was once young.  I can help.
wait.  i think we understand each other.	We have no understanding.
if you wish to play games, major.	Wait.  I think we understand each other.
equals?	If you wish to play games, Major.
excuse me, "sir".  i thought we spoke as equals.	Equals?
i am a major, private.  you would do well remembering that when addressing me.	Excuse me, "sir".  I thought we spoke as equals.
you seem to understand a great deal.	I am a Major, Private.  You would do well remembering that when addressing me.
i understand you joined up in bremen.	You seem to understand a great deal.
second musketeer.	I understand you joined up in Bremen.
what is your position?	Second musketeer.
staff sargeant detailed me to prepare firewood for the break- fast cooking.	What is your position?
i thought i gave orders the regiment was to drill.	Staff sargeant detailed me to prepare firewood for the break- fast cooking.
your name?	Mulet.
but ian, he's still but a boy.	He's a MacLeod.
aye.  it is his duty.  all of ours.	But Ian, he's still but a boy.
must he go?	Aye.  It is his duty.  All of ours.
your grandfather wore that in his service to the king, and i to fight for the duke.	Must he go?
ah, conor, how you look a man.	Have you time for some- thing to eat?
your father must be smart.	Yes, he was.
my father taught me.	Your father must be smart.
where did you learn that?	My father taught me.
fish are creatures of habit.  they like their food where they're used to it.  at the top, hiding in old leaves.	Where did you learn that?
here.  the hook should go just below the head, where the meat is toughest.	Thanks.
think we should call the local p.d. out there first?	No.  I want this to be all ours.
round up who you can and put them on standby.	Think we should call the local P.D. out there first?
won't know till the records department comes back with it this after- noon.  looks good though. they found the receipt in his townhouse.  it was pretty smeared but had taupin's father listed as a signatory.	Round up who you can and put them on standby.
are you sure?	Won't know till the records department comes back with it this after- noon.  Looks good though. They found the receipt in his townhouse.  It was pretty smeared but had Taupin's father listed as a signatory.
should have seen him the first night.  son of a bitch stood there with a quart of blood on his pant leg and didn't even blink.	You'd think he'd had practice.
not yet.  called fbi yesterday. thompson's going to try cia this afternoon.  y'never know.	Should have seen him the first night.  Son of a bitch stood there with a quart of blood on his pant leg and didn't even blink.
any other i.d.s come up?	Not yet.  Called FBI yesterday. Thompson's going to try CIA this afternoon.  Y'never know.
we ran down that church hill info. she's right.  there is no richard taupin.	Any other I.D.s come up?
yeah.	We ran down that Church Hill info. She's right.  There is no Richard Taupin.
figure she's with him?	Yeah.
i want people in here to check over every piece of this stuff.	Figure she's with him?
_answer_ me.	We learned he'd found the immigration notaries in Liverpool and traced them to New York.  Then he figured out the birth records in Church Hill...
none of this would be happening if you hadn't run...	_Answer_ me.
he knows i'm here.  how?	None of this would be happening if you hadn't run...
he got him.  he always does.  eventually.	He knows I'm here.  How?
and the bulgarian?	He got him.  He always does.  Eventually.
the last four.	And the Bulgarian?
how many came?	The last four.
smith.  carl smith.	How many came?
what name is he using?	Smith.  Carl Smith.
i don't know.	What name is he using?
where!	I don't know.
you're wrong.	You don't run as hard, MacLeod. You just don't run as hard anymore.
the pressure only comes when you let the taste slip into your mouth.	You're wrong.
i've had a few more concerns.	The pressure only comes when you let the taste slip into your mouth.
tasting and enjoying life is the only thing of value we have.  all else is just marking time.  you're marking time.	I've had a few more concerns.
how do you do it, kahn?  how do you live so full of life for so long?	Tasting and enjoying life is the only thing of value we have.  All else is just marking time.  You're marking time.
no, seriously.  we used to shoot pool together in rangoon.	How do you do it, Kahn?  How do you live so full of life for so long?
you're insane.	No, seriously.  We used to shoot pool together in Rangoon.
i knew his great-grandfather.	You're insane.
you were never a kid.	I knew his great-grandfather.
i love zoos.  ever since i was a kid.	You were never a kid.
i haven't drunk this much since-	-Since you last saw me.
he always did.	I haven't drunk this much since-
he found us even there.	He always did.
good times then.  a man could stretch his legs without bring- ing half the world down around his ears.  not like now.	He found us even there.
had a great swing with his blade. for a pope.	Good times then.  A man could stretch his legs without bring- ing half the world down around his ears.  Not like now.
offered the pope one of his whores.	Had a great swing with his blade. For a Pope.
but then rides up pope pius who calmly brushes the dust from his papal cross, climbs off his papal horse, draws his papal sword and asks just what the hell is going on.  and what did neuvich, dear dear drunken neuvich do?	Offered the Pope one of his whores.
neuvich, the clown of the crusades.	But then rides up Pope Pius who calmly brushes the dust from his papal cross, climbs off his papal horse, draws his papal sword and asks just what the hell is going on.  And what did Neuvich, dear dear drunken Neuvich do?
i'll never forget the look on that papal commander's face when his "heretic stronghold" turned out to be a rock full of whores climbing all over neuvich.	Neuvich, the clown of the crusades.
not tonight.  tonight i have a drink with an old friend.	It's good to see you, Kahn.
and have you something to settle with me?	Not tonight.  Tonight I have a drink with an old friend.
it is the gathering, my friend.  the settling of old scores.	And have you something to settle with me?
what are you doing here?	It is the gathering, my friend.  The settling of old scores.
old habits die hard.  waitress!  a round of nitzhic!  peasant drool, i know.  but it's the closest thing they stock to my side of the fence.	What are you doing here?
how many places this side of the atlantic serve lager and lime?	Old habits die hard.  Waitress!  A round of Nitzhic!  Peasant drool, I know.  But it's the closest thing they stock to my side of the fence.
how did you find me?	How many places this side of the Atlantic serve lager and lime?
head still secure to the neck.	How did you find me?
how are you?	Head still secure to the neck.
sit.	How are you?
are you going to offer me a chair or leave me standing here all night?	Sit.
kahn?	Are you going to offer me a chair or leave me standing here all night?
spare a chair?	Kahn?
leave her alone.	Get up.
perhaps miss cartwright would like to play.	Leave her alone.
go to hell.	Perhaps Miss Cartwright would like to play.
it's all we have.	Go to hell.
tradition.	It's all we have.
i have waited forever for this. you will not cheapen it, little boy.	Tradition.
what's the point!  you have me, finish it!	I have waited forever for this. You will not cheapen it, little boy.
this isn't done.  get up.	What's the point!  You have me, finish it!
what's the point?	This isn't done.  Get up.
leave her out of this.	As you wish.
you disappoint me.  i thought you'd finally gotten over that sort of thing.	Leave her out of this.
run!	MACLEOD!
of sorts.	I do hope she enjoys a good show.
friend of yours?	Of sorts.
my quarry grows clever with age.  and the others, incompetent.	Friend of yours?
you've been here from the start.	My quarry grows clever with age.  And the others, incompetent.
not so long.	You've been here from the start.
long time.	Not so long.
yes laddie, i have her.	Should I care?
give me an address where i can forward miss cart- wright's head.	Yes laddie, I have her.
and if i refuse?	Give me an address where I can forward Miss Cart- wright's head.
i want you to come to me.	And if I refuse?
are you here?	I want you to come to me.
we have some unfinished business.	Are you here?
all i need is time.	I've got all the time in the world.  Except right now.  If you will excuse me, Lieutenant.
do you?	All I need is time.
look, i don't know what the hell you're up to, but i think i've got a pretty good idea.	Do you?
he's mistaken.	Look, I don't know what the hell you're up to, but I think I've got a pretty good idea.
a neighbor saw your car leave.	He's mistaken.
home.	A neighbor saw your car leave.
where were you tuesday night?	Home.
my condolences.	Where were you Tuesday night?
a mystery.	For the moment.
it was covered with mr. fasil's fingerprints, but none of his blood.	A mystery.
your murder weapon?	It was covered with Mr. Fasil's fingerprints, but none of his blood.
a claymore to be exact.  you wouldn't know anything about it would you?	Your murder weapon?
i presume it's a sword.	A claymore to be exact.  You wouldn't know anything about it would you?
do you know what this is?	I presume it's a sword.
you're wrong.	Do you know what this is?
that's none of your business.	You're wrong.
what were _you_ looking for?	That's none of your business.
let's just say that in my years with this department i've seen more than one well dressed business man look for a hand job on 14th street.	What were _you_ looking for?
what are you getting at?	Let's just say that in my years with this department I've seen more than one well dressed business man look for a hand job on 14th Street.
do you make a habit of hanging out in that neigh- borhood at night?	What are you getting at?
american.	Do you make a habit of hanging out in that neigh- borhood at night?
two days ago a bulgarian national was murdered the same way.  he'd also been in the country less than a week.  what is your citizenship?	American.
he was carrying a syrian passport and had been in the country less than a week.	Two days ago a Bulgarian national was murdered the same way.  He'd also been in the country less than a week.  What is your citizenship?
it doesn't.	He was carrying a Syrian passport and had been in the country less than a week.
his name was iman fasil if that jogs your memory.	It doesn't.
no.	His name was Iman Fasil if that jogs your memory.
did you know the victim?	No.
i was walking by when i heard a shout.  your men came right after.	Did you know the victim?
mr.-  taupin, what were you doing in that alley?	I was walking by when I heard a shout.  Your men came right after.
yes.	Mr.-  Taupin, what were you doing in that alley?
this your present address?	Yes.
but i had heard his wounds were mortal.	They were Steven, they were.  It's been a miracle it has.  He lasted right through and healed.  No one in the village has ever seen anything like it.  Ever.
steven, conor didn't die.	But I had heard his wounds were mortal.
i thought it only proper to pay me last respects to the family.	Steven, Conor didn't die.
you're a kind man to be sure.	I thought it only proper to pay me last respects to the family.
i only just heard of conor.  i came up from catroch as soon as i could.	You're a kind man to be sure.
ah steven, it is good to see you.	I only just heard of Conor.  I came up from Catroch as soon as I could.
nothing to be sorry about.	Just your pappy scared some.
yes sir.  when you get older your priorities change.  it's the simple things that count.  without them growing old can be a very lonely thing.	I'm sure that's true.
no.	Yes sir.  When you get older your priorities change.  It's the simple things that count.  Without them growing old can be a very lonely thing.
such a pretty day.  if i live to be 90 i'll never tire of mornings like this.  mind you i'm 74 now.	No.
same.	Such a pretty day.  If I live to be 90 I'll never tire of mornings like this.  Mind you I'm 74 now.
morning mr. north	Same.
when may i expect the cleaners?	I'll send them right up.
the resemblance is amazing.	When may I expect the cleaners?
we were very close.	The resemblance is amazing.
sure take after him.  never seen a father and son look more alike.	We were very close.
his only kid.	Sure take after him.  Never seen a father and son look more alike.
you're one of william's kids, huh?	His only kid.
the money in the estate was enough to cover your costs?	Oh yes, more than enough.
when your father died i saw to it that the grounds were kept up.	The money in the estate was enough to cover your costs?
the sheriff has just received four more letters threatening his life, but he says nothing can interfere with his duty.	And to prove to the voters that the Red Menace is on the level, the Sheriff has written himself four more letters, threatening his life. I know he wrote 'em on account of the misspellings.
ready? the sheriff's just put two hundred more relatives on the payroll to protect the city against the red army -- which is leaving moscow in a couple of minutes.  up a dime.	The Sheriff has just received four more letters threatening his life, but he says nothing can interfere with his duty.
a double guard's been thrown around the jail, municipal buildings, railroad terminals, and elevated stations to prepare for the expected general uprising of radicals at the hour of execution.	Ready? The Sheriff's just put two hundred more relatives on the payroll to protect the city against the Red Army -- which is leaving Moscow in a couple of minutes.  Up a dime.
this is murphy. more slop on the hanging.	A double guard's been thrown around the jail, municipal buildings, railroad terminals, and elevated stations to prepare for the expected general uprising of radicals at the hour of execution.
hello, harvard! got anything new on the hanging?	Why don't you fellows get your own news?
bensinger -- of the tribune.	Open this door!
what's the idea of locking this?	That's Bensinger. That's his desk.
who is it?	What's the idea of locking this?
i'm getting married tomorrow.	Well, congratulations! Good luck!
what doing?	I'm getting married tomorrow.
no, just a farewell appearance, batting for sweeney. i'm going into business for myself.	What doing?
are you back?	No, just a farewell appearance, batting for Sweeney. I'm going into business for myself.
hildy!	Are you back?
can't you say 'hello' to a fellow?	Hildy!
au revoir, mon capitaine.	Bon jour!
i'll keep you in mind.	Au revoir, mon capitaine.
i got my rhyming dictionary in --	It doesn't have to rhyme!
exactly!	I got my rhyming dictionary in --
sort of a jack london style?	Exactly!
let him have everything he wants.  now hustle and write me a story from the point of view of the escaped man.  he hides, cowering... afraid of every light, of every sound... hears footsteps... his heart going like that... and all the time they're closing in... get the sense of an animal at bay!	Sort of a Jack London style?
i'll give you a hundred and a by- line.	Let him have everything he wants.  Now hustle and write me a story from the point of view of the escaped man.  He hides, cowering... Afraid of every light, of every sound... hears footsteps... his heart going like that... And all the time they're closing in... Get the sense of an animal at bay!
seventy-five.	I'll give you a hundred and a by- line.
of course!  roy bensinger, the poet. of course you wouldn't know! you probably never heard of shakespeare, either! put mr. bensinger right on the staff.  how much are you getting on the tribune, roy?	Seventy-five.
no. roy. roy v.	Of course!  Roy Bensinger, the poet. Of course you wouldn't know! You probably never heard of Shakespeare, either! Put Mr. Bensinger right on the staff.  How much are you getting on the Tribune, Roy?
duffy! i'm sending bensinger over to see you.  mervyn, isn't it?	No. Roy. Roy V.
heartbreaking! how would you like to work for me?	What?
remember the ending?  " -- and all is well, outside his cell, but in his heart he hears the hangman calling and the gallows falling and his white-haired mother's tears..."	Heartbreaking! How would you like to work for me?
the poem?... the poem was great!	Remember the ending?  " -- and all is well, outside his cell, But in his heart he hears the hangman Calling and the gallows falling And his white-haired mother's tears..."
oh, did you -- care for the poem, mr. burns?	The poem?... The poem was great!
i should say not! that was one swell story you had in the paper this morning.	Oh, did you -- care for the poem, Mr. Burns?
nothing -- ah -- detrimental, i hope.	I should say not! That was one swell story you had in the paper this morning.
i was having a little chat about you just this afternoon -- with our mister duffy.	Nothing -- ah -- detrimental, I hope.
how do you mean?	I was having a little chat about you just this afternoon -- with our Mister Duffy.
hello, bensinger.	Excuse me, I just want to --
ain't you got any more sense than to -- ?  oh, h-hello, mr. burns. why, quite an honor having you come over here.	Hello, Bensinger.
i'm taking the nine o'clock train, hildy. and you can meet us at the station.	Fine.
just a second, walter. here, bruce, here's the check... and, oh, bruce, here's your wallet. i got it back.	You got it back, eh? There's something funny going on around here.
here it is, bruce. one -- two -- three -- four hundred -- and fifty dollars.	Thank you.
oh, yes. here it is.	Here it is, Bruce. One -- two -- three -- four hundred -- and fifty dollars.
then suppose you give me the money. four hundred and fifty dollars.	Oh, yes. Here it is.
no, i was going to give it to her -- but she left hurriedly.	Then suppose you give me the money. Four hundred and fifty dollars.
did you give her the money?	No, I was going to give it to her -- but she left hurriedly.
oh -- mother -- she -- i don't know where she went.	Did you give her the money?
hildy! where's mother?	Oh -- mother -- she -- I don't know where she went.
out some place.	Hildy! Where's mother?
where'd she go?	Out some place.
oh, she was here.	Where'd she go?
i know i got you into this, hildy, but it does seem to me that you can't care much for me if you're willing to let me stay locked up for two hours.	Bruce, you know I'm mad about you and stop talking like that.  Walter!
we'll explain the whole thing to them.	I know I got you into this, Hildy, but it does seem to me that you can't care much for me if you're willing to let me stay locked up for two hours.
i waited and waited and then i had an idea and wired albany to send me a hundred dollars so i could get out on bail...  i don't know what they'll think -- they sent it to the police station!	We'll explain the whole thing to them.
not through any help of yours, hildy.	Bruce, I know, but I was in the biggest jam --
bruce!! how'd you get out?	Not through any help of yours, Hildy.
hello, bruce...	BRUCE!! How'd you get out?
hildy!	Hello, Bruce...
but, gee, hildy -- he gave us that insurance business -- and you promised --	Well, the story's practically finished. I'll just go upstairs and send it over with a messenger.
no -- but i'm sure it'll be all right with walter.	But, gee, Hildy -- he gave us that insurance business -- and you promised --
the criminal courts building.	No -- but I'm sure it'll be all right with Walter.
did you finish the interview?	The Criminal Courts Building.
yes, he is... look, bruce, we're taking that next train -- and when i say next train, this time i mean it!	Did you finish the interview?
oh, i realized right away. he's really a very nice fellow, hildy -- i found that out.	Yes, he is... Look, Bruce, we're taking that next train -- and when I say next train, this time I mean it!
oh, no. how could you ever think of such a thing?	Oh, I realized right away. He's really a very nice fellow, Hildy -- I found that out.
for a minute, i thought maybe walter burns was at the back of it. but then i realized he couldn't have been.	Oh, no. How could you ever think of such a thing?
i'm sure you haven't any.	For a minute, I thought maybe Walter Burns was at the back of it. But then I realized he couldn't have been.
i can't imagine who did it. i can't think of any enemies i have.	I'm sure you haven't any.
yes, wasn't it?	I can't imagine who did it. I can't think of any enemies I have.
that's right here. gee, it was lucky your telling me about that old newspaper superstition.	Yes, wasn't it?
the check, bruce!	That's right here. Gee, it was lucky your telling me about that old newspaper superstition.
i lost my wallet.	The check, Bruce!
what's the matter?	I lost my wallet.
all right. i've done it. now, are you satisfied?	Fine. And here's a kiss for you.
hildy johnson... oh, hello, bruce. have you got it? is it certified?	Certified and everything. Got it right here in my wallet... What? No, he's not here -- I'm in a phone booth.
all right.  one -- two -- three -- four -- five. five hundred. be careful, honey.	I'll be careful, darling. You be, please.
i know a lot of men who didn't do anything till they met walter burns. please, dear.	All right.  One -- two -- three -- four -- five. Five hundred. Be careful, honey.
but i don't gamble, hilda!	I know a lot of men who didn't do anything till they met Walter Burns. Please, dear.
believe me, bruce, i know what i'm doing. he'd get you in a crap game --	But I don't gamble, Hilda!
but --	Believe me, Bruce, I know what I'm doing. He'd get you in a crap game --
on second thought, would you let me have it? i'll get the tickets.	But --
the five hundred? sure.	On second thought, would you let me have it? I'll get the tickets.
wait a minute, bruce. have you got that money?	The five hundred? Sure.
all right, dear.	Wait a minute, Bruce. Have you got that money?
about twenty-five hundred dollars.	Better make that a certified check, Walter.
according to the budget, we laid out that's more than our food bill for a whole year. listen, bruce, i don't want walter burns to use me, but i'm perfectly willing to use him. how long will it take to get him examined?	I could get a company doctor in twenty minutes.
but --	According to the budget, we laid out that's more than our food bill for a whole year. Listen, Bruce, I don't want Walter Burns to use me, but I'm perfectly willing to use him. How long will it take to get him examined?
and what's the matter with a thousand dollars?	But --
well, at his age, twenty payment life, a little over a thousand dollars.	And what's the matter with a thousand dollars?
wait a minute, bruce. what's commission on a $100,000.00 policy?	Well, at his age, twenty payment life, a little over a thousand dollars.
i don't use my wife for business purposes, mr. burns!	Wait a minute, Bruce. What's commission on a $100,000.00 policy?
say, what's happened to burns? he looks sunk, doesn't he?	He certainly -- hic -- does!
no. it's strong.  but i like it that way.	Say, what's happened to Burns? He looks sunk, doesn't he?
too hot?	No. It's strong.  But I like it that way.
if anybody had told me i'd be sitting at lunch with him -- but he swept me right off my feet.	That's what he did to me. Swept me right off my feet -- and left me lying on the floor.
he comes by it naturally. his grandfather was a snake.	If anybody had told me I'd be sitting at lunch with him -- but he swept me right off my feet.
oh, he's not the man for you. i can see that. but i sort of like him. got a lot of charm.	He comes by it naturally. His grandfather was a snake.
you're so nice, bruce, you think everybody else is.	Oh, he's not the man for you. I can see that. But I sort of like him. Got a lot of charm.
you know, hildy, he's not a bad fellow.	You're so nice, Bruce, you think everybody else is.
oh, it isn't like that.	It will be perfectly all right, Walter. Mother is coming with us on the train.
i suppose you're right -- but if it gets rough, remember i'm here.	I'll come a-running, pardner.
my job, bruce. i started it -- and i'll finish it.	I suppose you're right -- but if it gets rough, remember I'm here.
i'd like to spoil him just once. sure you don't want me to go in with you?	My job, Bruce. I started it -- and I'll finish it.
don't be embarrassed, bruce. i heard it, but i just wanted to hear it again. i can stand being spoiled a little. the gentleman i'm going to have a chat with did very little spoiling.	I'd like to spoil him just once. Sure you don't want me to go in with you?
i said -- uh -- i said even ten minutes -- is a long time -- to be away from you.	Don't be embarrassed, Bruce. I heard it, but I just wanted to hear it again. I can stand being spoiled a little. The gentleman I'm going to have a chat with did very little spoiling.
i won't be more than ten minutes, i promise you.	Even ten minutes is a long time to be away from you.
oh, this is all right, bruce. i just wanted to be sure.	Say, I want to be sure, too!
gee! take a look, will you?	Oh, this is all right, Bruce. I just wanted to be sure.
there's a lot of counterfeit big bills going around.	Gee! Take a look, will you?
the money? why?	There's a lot of counterfeit big bills going around.
oh, bruce, let me see that money hildy gave you.	The money? Why?
that's the kind of stuff they want!	Oh, Bruce, let me see that money Hildy gave you.
she's -- well, she's very motherly. that's about the best description i know.	That's the kind of stuff they want!
i'll find her, bruce, if i have to put every detective in the city on the job. tell you what -- go over to the missing persons bureau and describe your mother. what does she look like?	She's -- well, she's very motherly. That's about the best description I know.
and now i don't know where my mother is. she may be lost.	I'll find her, Bruce, if I have to put every detective in the city on the job. Tell you what -- go over to the Missing Persons Bureau and describe your mother. What does she look like?
ts! ts! ts!	And now I don't know where my mother is. She may be lost.
suppose she is -- i have feelings, too! do you know where i've been for the last couple of hours? locked up in a police station and she didn't move to do anything about it.	Ts! Ts! Ts!
i know how you feel, bruce, but you've got to forgive her. she's only a woman, after all.	Suppose she is -- I have feelings, too! Do you know where I've been for the last couple of hours? Locked up in a police station and she didn't move to do anything about it.
if she's not there, mother and i are leaving anyhow!	I know how you feel, Bruce, but you've got to forgive her. She's only a woman, after all.
i'll see she's there, bruce, i promise you.	If she's not there, mother and I are leaving anyhow!
and i'll take that certified check, too. i've decided i can handle things around here...	Come on, Hildy, we've got to keep going! Sorry, Bruce, but --
no -- i was just talking to one of the guys at the office.	Oh.  I wonder what's keeping mother? She was supposed to come down and get you.
hildy!	What the devil do you want? Listen, Bruce, you can't come in here now! We're busy!  Where you been, Duffy? Stick around! What? What Chinese earthquake? The deuce with it... what's that?
don't thank me. i should thank you. so long.	So long.
oh, sure.  well, thanks for everything.	Don't thank me. I should thank you. So long.
well, i got to get back. you can find your way out, can't you?	Oh, sure.  Well, thanks for everything.
thanks a lot.	Well, I got to get back. You can find your way out, can't you?
well, anyway, i know hildy's getting a good man.	Thanks a lot.
thanks. i'll phone hildy right away to get that story.	Well, anyway, I know Hildy's getting a good man.
don't want to forget this, you know. might start to rain again.	Thanks. I'll phone Hildy right away to get that story.
that's all i ask. oh, wait a minute.	Don't want to forget this, you know. Might start to rain again.
well, she'll know some day.	That's all I ask. Oh, wait a minute.
certified! i'm afraid hildy'd feel ashamed to think she hadn't trusted you.	Well, she'll know some day.
well, bruce, here you are -- certified and everything.	Certified! I'm afraid Hildy'd feel ashamed to think she hadn't trusted you.
gee, you almost make me feel like a heel -- coming between you.	No, Bruce, you didn't come between us. It was all over for her before you came on the scene. For me -- it'll never be over.
and the beauty of it is she'll never have to know 'till i've passed on. maybe she'll think kindly of me --- after i'm gone.	Gee, you almost make me feel like a heel -- coming between you.
i'm beginning to realize that.	And the beauty of it is she'll never have to know 'till I've passed on. Maybe she'll think kindly of me --- after I'm gone.
and remember this, bruce! i love her, too.	I'm beginning to realize that.
well, of course, if you put it that way.	And remember this, Bruce! I love her, too.
figure it this way: i ought to be good for twenty-five years. by that time, you'll probably have made enough so that the money won't mean anything. but suppose you haven't made good -- don't you think hildy's entitled to a quiet old age without any worries?	Well, of course, if you put it that way.
well, i'm independent, too.	Figure it this way: I ought to be good for twenty-five years. By that time, you'll probably have made enough so that the money won't mean anything. But suppose you haven't made good -- don't you think Hildy's entitled to a quiet old age without any worries?
well, you'll take care of her. after all, if that doctor's right, i'm going to live for a long time yet. look, bruce, this is a debt of honor. i was a very bad husband: hildy could have got a lot of alimony if she'd wanted to, but she wouldn't take any. she had it coming to her, but she was too independent.	Well, I'm independent, too.
i feel i ought to take care of her.	Well, you'll take care of her. After all, if that doctor's right, I'm going to live for a long time yet. Look, Bruce, this is a debt of honor. I was a very bad husband: Hildy could have got a lot of alimony if she'd wanted to, but she wouldn't take any. She had it coming to her, but she was too independent.
why shouldn't i make hildy my beneficiary? i've got nobody else to leave it to.	I feel I ought to take care of her.
i don't know. this makes me feel funny.	Why shouldn't I make Hildy my beneficiary? I've got nobody else to leave it to.
i never knew hildy to be so determined before.	You haven't seen anything yet.
oh -- an hour for the interview. another hour to write it.	We could take the six o'clock train, Hildy. If it would save a man's life.
how long would the interview take?	Oh -- an hour for the interview. Another hour to write it.
but couldn't you show the man wasn't responsible?	How?
all you've got to do is talk to him. but the mayor would hang his own grandmother to be re-elected.	But couldn't you show the man wasn't responsible?
are you sure williams is not all there?	All you've got to do is talk to him. But the Mayor would hang his own grandmother to be re-elected.
just what is the lowdown on williams?	It's simple. A poor little dope who lost his job went berserk and shot a cop who was coming after him to quiet him down.
anything the matter?	Just Sweeney again. One of my best reporters.
well, i honestly feel that way. i figure i'm in one line of business that really helps people. of course, we don't help you much when you're alive -- but afterward -- that's what counts.	I see what you mean.
i sometimes wish i'd taken out insurance -- but, of course, now it doesn't matter. still, i suppose it would have been the smart thing to do.	Well, I honestly feel that way. I figure I'm in one line of business that really helps people. Of course, we don't help you much when you're alive -- but afterward -- that's what counts.
well, albany's a mighty good insurance town. most people there take it out pretty early in life.	I don't blame them.
how's business, bruce?	Well, Albany's a mighty good insurance town. Most people there take it out pretty early in life.
mighty nice little town, albany. they've got the state capitol there, you know.	Yes, I know...  Hildy, will you ever forget the night you brought the Governor back to your hotel room and found me taking a bath? She didn't even know I was in town...
that'll be nice. a home with mother. a real honeymoon. in albany, too. ow!	Mighty nice little town, Albany. They've got the State Capitol there, you know.
just for the first year.	That'll be nice. A home with mother. A real honeymoon. In Albany, too. Ow!
i know you will, bruce. are you going to live with your mother?	Just for the first year.
well, i'll try to give her one.	I know you will, Bruce. Are you going to live with your mother?
i know i wasn't a good husband, hildy, but you can always count on me.	I don't think she'll need you very much -- I aim to do most of the protecting myself.
no. my mother.	Oh. Your mother -- well, of course, that relieves my mind.
mother? but your mother --	No. My mother.
feels awful good. yes, sir -- we're taking the four o'clock train to albany and tomorrow we'll be married.	Taking the train today -- and being married tomorrow?
well, so you're getting married tomorrow, eh? how does it feel, bruce?	Feels awful good. Yes, sir -- we're taking the four o'clock train to Albany and tomorrow we'll be married.
no -- she didn't.	Just wanted to surprise you, I guess.  Down!  After you, Bruce!  Come on, Hildy, my treat!
where are we going? i'm going to buy you two lunch -- didn't hildy tell you?	No -- she didn't.
where are we going?	Where are we going? I'm going to buy you two lunch -- didn't Hildy tell you?
attaboy!  come on, bruce.	Where are we going?
that's right. -- rubbers, too, i hope? a man ought to be prepared for any emergency.	Attaboy!  Come on, Bruce.
well, er -- it looked a little cloudy this morning.	That's right. -- Rubbers, too, I hope? A man ought to be prepared for any emergency.
but i see, she didn't mean old in years. you always carry an umbrella, bruce?	Well, er -- it looked a little cloudy this morning.
oh.	But I see, she didn't mean old in years. You always carry an umbrella, Bruce?
you see, my wife -- i mean, your wife -- that is, i mean hildy -- had led me to expect that she was marrying a much older man.	Oh.
mr. -- well -- no -- no -- not at all.	You see, my wife -- I mean, your wife -- that is, I mean Hildy -- had led me to expect that she was marrying a much older man.
oh, i thought there was something funny... you see, bruce, you don't mind if i call you bruce, do you? after all, we're practically related --	Mr. -- well -- no -- no -- not at all.
yes!	Then who are you?
you're bruce baldwin?	Yes!
i'm bruce baldwin!	You're Bruce Baldwin?
i've just told you i was busy with mr. bruce baldwin!	I'm Bruce Baldwin!
mr. burns --	I've just told you I was busy with Mr. Bruce Baldwin!
what's this?	Get out of here, you!
you're going to be in office for exactly two days more and then we're pulling your nose out of the feed bag.	Give me the District Attorney's office.  I'll tell you what you'll be doing -- making brooms in the State penitentiary.  Hello, D'Arrasty! This is Hartwell. Come over to my office, will you? I've just arrested a couple of important birds and I want to take their confessions.
no, you don't!	Do you want to get us scooped?
call duffy!	No, you don't!
what about this, burns? kidnapping, eh?	Oh, trying to frame me, eh! I never saw this woman before in my life!
i'm warning you -- it'll be a federal offense.  and you'll be an accessory!	We'll take a chance on that, Burns.  Go ahead, boys.
you will, eh? well, we'll see about that.  all right, boys. take it.	I'm warning you -- it'll be a Federal offense.  And you'll be an accessory!
hartman, if you take this desk out of this building, i'll put you behind bars.	You will, eh? Well, we'll see about that.  All right, boys. Take it.
you'll see nothing of the kind, sheriff.	We'll just start by impounding the Post property.  Is that your desk?
i'll show you what i'm doing. burns, you're guilty of obstructing justice and so is the morning post. i'm going to see that the post is fined ten thousand dollars for this.	You'll see nothing of the kind, Sheriff.
who's under arrest? you pimple-headed, square-toed spy -- do you realize what you're doing?	I'll show you what I'm doing. Burns, you're guilty of obstructing justice and so is the Morning Post. I'm going to see that the Post is fined ten thousand dollars for this.
no? well --  johnson, you're under arrest.  you, too, burns.	Who's under arrest? You pimple-headed, square-toed spy -- do you realize what you're doing?
you're barking up the wrong tree, hartman.	I'll give you three minutes to tell me where he is.
i can explain that, hartman. when hildy told me she wanted to interview earl williams i thought it might be dangerous and i gave her a gun to defend herself.	Oh, you did! Well, that's very, very interesting. This happens to be the gun that Earl Williams shot his way out with!
get out!	Close that door. Don't let anybody in or out.
you'll ask me to what?	Get out!
if you've any accusations to make, hartman, make them in the proper manner. otherwise, i'll have to ask you to get out.	You'll ask me to what?
who do you think you are, breaking in here like this?	You can't bluff me, Burns. I don't care who you are or what paper you're editor of.
save that for the tribune.	What did you say your name was -- Pinkus?
out of the mouths of babes.	He's insane or drunk or something. Why, if this unfortunate man, Williams, has really been reprieved, I personally am tickled to death. Aren't you, Pete?
that's absurd on the face of it, mr. burns! he's talking like a child.	Out of the mouths of babes.
this is the morning post you're talking to!	The power of the press, huh!
all the lawyers in the world aren't going to help you!	This is the Morning Post you're talking to!
duffy! get liebowitz!	All the lawyers in the world aren't going to help you!
does it? you forget the power that always watches over the morning post.	Your luck's not with you now!
but, hildy -- i can explain --	You -- you!!
it'll be heaven!	Sure, Heaven! You've probably thought up another coal mine to send me down in -- to get a new story for your paper!
yes -- 'hildy, darling'. i'm just a fool. that's what i am. i know what it's going to be like.	It'll be Heaven!
hildy, darling!	Yes -- 'Hildy, darling'. I'm just a fool. That's what I am. I know what it's going to be like.
walter, you can't do that!	Sure, I can. Look at the policy I gave him!  "With this ring I thee wed and with all my worldly goods I thee endow: And thereto I plight thee my troth."
how about bruce's?	Walter, you can't do that!
hildy, from this time on no tricks, no double-crossing -- everything on the level!	You're not fooling anybody.
that's what he said the last time. don't believe him, judge.	Hildy, from this time on no tricks, no double-crossing -- everything on the level!
what!	Now don't argue, Hildy.  How about it, Judge?
well, i'd like to be lady-like and think it over.	I don't want to rush you. Take a couple of seconds.
what's the good of arguing about something that probably doesn't exist? look, hildy, i'm proposing to you. what do you say?	Well, I'd like to be lady-like and think it over.
what's the matter with my brains?	What's the good of arguing about something that probably doesn't exist? Look, Hildy, I'm proposing to you. What do you say?
well, if she looked like you -- say! my brains and your looks -- that mightn't be such a bad combination.	What's the matter with my brains?
what would you do if it was a daughter?	Well, if she looked like you -- Say! My brains and your looks -- that mightn't be such a bad combination.
sure, i can't last forever. i want a son i can train to take my place on this paper.	What would you do if it was a daughter?
walter!	Sure, I can't last forever. I want a son I can train to take my place on this paper.
sure i do. and i'll tell you something else -- i'd like a baby.	Walter!
niagara falls! walter, you don't mean that?	Sure I do. And I'll tell you something else -- I'd like a baby.
hildy, if that's what you want, all right. we'll even go to -- how about niagara falls?	Niagara Falls! Walter, you don't mean that?
well, maybe i'd like to know just once!	Hildy, if that's what you want, all right. We'll even go to -- how about Niagara Falls?
that's what makes it romantic. every other married couple goes away on a honeymoon and for two weeks the bride knows just where the groom is, and vice versa. but us -- you never know where i am and i'm not sure where you are. that's romance!	Well, maybe I'd like to know just once!
a fine honeymoon, with a murderer right in the boudoir! and that other honeymoon in a coal mine!	That's what makes it romantic. Every other married couple goes away on a honeymoon and for two weeks the bride knows just where the groom is, and vice versa. But us -- you never know where I am and I'm not sure where you are. That's Romance!
sure, it was good -- it was wonderful! only you expected it to be like other marriages. it can't be like other marriages -- we're different! we're a different world. look at what we went through today. i wouldn't trade that for any honeymoon in the world. i bet you wouldn't, either.	A fine honeymoon, with a murderer right in the boudoir! And that other honeymoon in a coal mine!
thanks, walter, but it's no good. we tried it.	Sure, it was good -- it was wonderful! Only you expected it to be like other marriages. It can't be like other marriages -- we're different! We're a different world. Look at what we went through today. I wouldn't trade that for any honeymoon in the world. I bet you wouldn't, either.
both jobs are open, hildy. the paper -- and being mrs. walter burns.	Thanks, Walter, but it's no good. We tried it.
it's awfully clear now. bruce needs a wife who can give him a home -- and affection -- and peace. i couldn't do that for him, walter. i'm what you made me -- a cheap reporter who'd give up her soul for a story!... is that job still open?	Both jobs are open, Hildy. The paper -- and being Mrs. Walter Burns.
sure.	It's awfully clear now. Bruce needs a wife who can give him a home -- and affection -- and peace. I couldn't do that for him, Walter. I'm what you made me -- a cheap reporter who'd give up her soul for a story!... Is that job still open?
on the nine o'clock train. that's the one he took, isn't it?	Sure.
where'd you wire him?	On the nine o'clock train. That's the one he took, isn't it?
no, he won't. i wired him that i wasn't coming.	Where'd you wire him?
what do you mean? bruce'll be waiting for you in albany.	No, he won't. I wired him that I wasn't coming.
yeah. only -- only i'm not leaving, walter.	What do you mean? Bruce'll be waiting for you in Albany.
and what a way to quit. while you're still champion! that's the way to leave, hildy!	Yeah. Only -- only I'm not leaving, Walter.
thanks.	And what a way to quit. While you're still champion! That's the way to leave, Hildy!
the greatest yarn ever written by anybody. my hat's off to you, hildy!	Thanks.
because i'm a newspaper woman, heaven help me!	The greatest yarn ever written by anybody. My hat's off to you, Hildy!
then why are you doing it?	Because I'm a newspaper woman, Heaven help me!
don't touch me! i'm not doing it for you!	Then why are you doing it?
hildy!	Don't touch me! I'm not doing it for you!
what's the difference? i'm going to write that story -- and you know it!	Hildy!
well -- what is it?	What's the difference? I'm going to write that story -- and you know it!
flip a coin.	All right.  Heads I go -- tails I stay to write the story. Ready?
i don't know what to do, walter.	Flip a coin.
he's going to have you the rest of his life, hildy. can't you give me another hour?	I don't know what to do, Walter.
yeah. i suppose i could. but, walter --	He's going to have you the rest of his life, Hildy. Can't you give me another hour?
suit yourself, kid. this isn't for me to decide. of course, you could make a later train and still be in albany tomorrow morning.	Yeah. I suppose I could. But, Walter --
well, if it's my last story, i'd like it to be a good one. but -- i guess i can't, walter.	Suit yourself, kid. This isn't for me to decide. Of course, you could make a later train and still be in Albany tomorrow morning.
bruce is making the nine o'clock train. i told him you'd be on it -- unless you want to write this story yourself.	Well, if it's my last story, I'd like it to be a good one. But -- I guess I can't, Walter.
that's all right, walter. it's as much my fault as yours.	Bruce is making the nine o'clock train. I told him you'd be on it -- unless you want to write this story yourself.
sorry, hildy. i didn't mean to be making love to another man's fiancee.	That's all right, Walter. It's as much my fault as yours.
don't remind me. that's how we happened to --	Sorry, Hildy. I didn't mean to be making love to another man's fiancee.
in the shoreland hotel. and our only chaperon was the poor old lady's stomach.	Don't remind me. That's how we happened to --
we sure did, but we had to go in hiding for a week.	In the Shoreland Hotel. And our only chaperon was the poor old lady's stomach.
yeah - but that time we stole old lady haggerty's stomach off the coroner's physician. we proved she was poisoned though, didn't we?	We sure did, but we had to go in hiding for a week.
yeah. what about the time we hid the missing heiress in the sauerkraut factory? six scoop interviews!	Yeah - but that time we stole Old Lady Haggerty's stomach off the Coroner's physician. We proved she was poisoned though, didn't we?
remember the time we broke into the d.a.'s office, and copied fifi randell's diary?	Yeah. What about the time we hid the missing heiress in the sauerkraut factory? Six scoop interviews!
we've certainly been in some swell jams.	Remember the time we broke into the D.A.'s office, and copied Fifi Randell's diary?
i mean -- working together. just like the old days. the things we've been through, hildy.	We've certainly been in some swell jams.
in a way.	I mean -- working together. Just like the old days. The things we've been through, Hildy.
uh-uh. as long as we were in there together pitching -- they couldn't lick us. well, it's been a lot of fun.	In a way.
worried! i was petrified. weren't you?	Uh-uh. As long as we were in there together pitching -- they couldn't lick us. Well, it's been a lot of fun.
don't tell me you were worried!	Worried! I was petrified. Weren't you?
how was that for a tight squeeze?	Don't tell me you were worried!
just until we can get out a special edition asking for your impeachment.	And your arrest. You'll each get about ten years, I think.
which ought to be about three hours more, i'd say.	Just until we can get out a special edition asking for your impeachment.
when did you deliver this first?	Who did you talk to?
murder, uh?	Hanging an innocent man to win an election!
wait a minute!  let go there!	Murder, uh?
no!	Yes! What are you afraid of Hildy? I dare him to move that desk out of here.
no, you don't! walter!	What is it? Here!
don't open that!	Who says so? I'm going to the morgue -- to look --
i don't care what you say. i'm going to find bruce's mother.  oh-h...  i'm going out and find her!	Don't open that!
hildy, you just can't leave me out on a limb now. it -- it wouldn't be cricket!	I don't care what you say. I'm going to find Bruce's mother.  Oh-h...  I'm going out and find her!
yes.	Hildy, you just can't leave me out on a limb now. It -- it wouldn't be cricket!
when i'm surrounded, with my back against the wall, you're not going to lay down on me, are you --	Yes.
oh, i see. i beg your pardon.	When I'm surrounded, with my back against the wall, you're not going to lay down on me, are you --
will you come here?	Oh, I see. I beg your pardon.
hello -- hello! is this the lying -- in hospital? did you have an auto accident in the last --	Will you come here?
come here. see if we can move it.	Hello -- hello! Is this the Lying -- In Hospital? Did you have an auto accident in the last --
ring that number, will you?	Come here. See if we can move it.
lafayette two-one-hundred.	That dumb immigrant'll flop on me. I know it.  Can you imagine Butch doing this to me -- at a time like this?
shut up, will you?  you sure? nobody?	Duffy!!!!   Duffy!!!!  Well, where is Duffy?  Diabetes! I ought to know better than to hire anybody with a disease.  Louie.
butch! i'd put my arm in fire for you -- up to here!  now, you can't double-cross me!... she does? all right -- put her on. i'll talk to her... hello! oh, hello, madam... now listen, you ten-cent glamour girl, you can't keep butch away from his duty... what's that? you say that again and i'll come over there and knock your eye out! hello?  i'll kill 'em! i'll kill both of 'em!  duffy!  mousing around with some big blonde annie on my time! that's co-operation!  duffy!!	Shut up, will you?  You sure? Nobody?
hello, max, hildy johnson. was there an old lady --?	Butch! I'd put my arm in fire for you -- up to here!  Now, you can't double-cross me!... She does? All right -- put her on. I'll talk to her... Hello! Oh, hello, Madam... Now listen, you ten-cent glamour girl, you can't keep Butch away from his duty... What's that? You say that again and I'll come over there and knock your eye out! Hello?  I'll kill 'em! I'll kill both of 'em!  Duffy!  Mousing around with some big blonde Annie on my time! That's co-operation!  Duffy!!
i don't care if you've been after her for six years! butch, our whole lives are at stake! are you going to let a woman come between us after all we've been through?	Hello, Max, Hildy Johnson. Was there an old lady --?
is this the community hospital?	I don't care if you've been after her for six years! Butch, our whole lives are at stake! Are you going to let a woman come between us after all we've been through?
i can't hear... you got who? speak up! a what?... you can't stop for a dame now!	Is this the Community Hospital?
nobody?  morningside three-one-two-four.	I can't hear... You got who? Speak up! A what?... You can't stop for a dame now!
oh, for --  h. sebastian -- butch! listen, it's a matter of life and death! listen!	Nobody?  Morningside three-one-two-four.
hello -- eddie? hildy johnson. was there an old lady brought in from an auto smashup?	Oh, for --  H. Sebastian -- Butch! Listen, it's a matter of life and death! Listen!
what are you doing there? haven't you even started?	Hello -- Eddie? Hildy Johnson. Was there an old lady brought in from an auto smashup?
mission hospital? gimme the receiving room.	What are you doing there? Haven't you even started?
who?  hello, butch! where are you?	Mission Hospital? Gimme the Receiving Room.
gimme western four-five-five-seven.	Who?  Hello, Butch! Where are you?
hello -- hello...	Gimme Western four-five-five-seven.
if it was my own mother, i'd carry on! you know i would. for the paper!	Louie, where'd it happen? I'm going out!
i'm looking at you -- you murderer!	If it was my own mother, I'd carry on! You know I would. For the paper!
look at me, hildy --	I'm looking at you -- you murderer!
i killed her. i'm responsible. oh- h... what can i do now? how can i ever face him? oh, i hope he never comes back!	Look at me, Hildy --
if he really loves you, you won't have to tell him anything.  snap out of it! would you rather have had the old dame dragging the whole police force in here?	I killed her. I'm responsible. Oh- h... what can I do now? How can I ever face him? Oh, I hope he never comes back!
what am i going to say to bruce? what'll i tell him?	If he really loves you, you won't have to tell him anything.  Snap out of it! Would you rather have had the old dame dragging the whole police force in here?
it's fate, hildy. what will be, will be.	What am I going to say to Bruce? What'll I tell him?
don't tell me -- was she killed?	Was she? Did you notice?
where is she? tell me!	Louie!
what happened?	You been in a fight?
what did you do with her?	What happened?
where's mrs. baldwin?	What did you do with her?
bruce ought to be back by now. walter, you're not trying anything again, are you?	Hildy, you think I could? After this story?  Here! You're just nervous.
i'm finished.	Finished!
tear into it, will you? don't sit there like a frozen robin!	I'm finished.
you said it! but this'll teach him a lesson. he won't quit his paper without giving notice after this.	Tear into it, will you? Don't sit there like a frozen robin!
double-crossing swine!	You said it! But this'll teach him a lesson. He won't quit his paper without giving notice after this.
is he coming back here?	Didn't you hear him? Of course he's coming back here. Keep going, will you?
railroad tickets.	Is he coming back here?
what tickets?	Railroad tickets.
bruce? oh -- er -- he went out to get the tickets.	What tickets?
where's bruce?	Bruce? Oh -- er -- he went out to get the tickets.
well, keep going! we want an extra out on the streets before it's too late!	Where's Bruce?
listen, did you impress it on butch that i want him and his gang here right away? you did? every minute counts. all right.  duffy's getting old!	Where's Butch?
hildy!	All right, Walter.
for pete's sake, hildy, they're waiting for the rest of that story!	Okay, Walter.
how about the time he had his house painted by the fire department?	Give him the works.  Hello, Duffy, get set! We've got the biggest story in the world. Earl Williams caught by the Morning Post -- exclusive!
call him a love-child, if you want to.  duffy!	How about the time he had his house painted by the Fire Department?
can i call the mayor a bird of prey -- or is that libelous?	Call him a love-child, if you want to.  Duffy!
all the words you've got.	Where's some paper?
how much do you want on it?	All the words you've got.
get the lead out of your typewriter and start pounding out a load, will you? snap into it!	How much do you want on it?
huh!	Get the lead out of your typewriter and start pounding out a load, will you? Snap into it!
hildy!	Huh!
we'll lower it out of the window with pulleys. quit stallin'.	Hildy!
you can't take that desk out. it's crawling with cops outside.	We'll lower it out of the window with pulleys. Quit stallin'.
not if he's inside the desk. we'll carry the desk over.  give me duffy!	You can't take that desk out. It's crawling with cops outside.
that one -- how you gonna take him? they'll see him.	Not if he's inside the desk. We'll carry the desk over.  Give me Duffy!
we're going to take him over to my private office.  where's our phone?	That one -- how you gonna take him? They'll see him.
whoa -- wait a minute. we can't leave williams here. one of the other fellows'll --	We're going to take him over to my private office.  Where's our phone?
attagirl! why, they'll be naming streets after you -- hildy johnson street! there'll be statues of you in the parks, hildy. the radio'll be after you -- the movies!  by tomorrow morning i'll betcha there's a hildy johnson cigar! i can see the billboards now. light up with hildy johnson!	Whoa -- wait a minute. We can't leave Williams here. One of the other fellows'll --
let me get at that typewriter and i'll show you how a doll-faced mugg can write!	Attagirl! Why, they'll be naming streets after you -- Hildy Johnson Street! There'll be statues of you in the parks, Hildy. The radio'll be after you -- the movies!  By tomorrow morning I'll betcha there's a Hildy Johnson cigar! I can see the billboards now. Light up with Hildy Johnson!
you've kicked over the whole city hall like an apple-cart. you've got the mayor and hartman backed against a wall. you've put one administration out and another in. this isn't a newspaper story -- it's a career! and you stand there belly-aching about whether you catch an eight o'clock train or a nine o'clock train! still a doll-faced mugg! that's all you are.	Let me get at that typewriter and I'll show you how a doll-faced mugg can write!
i get it!	You've kicked over the whole City Hall like an apple-cart. You've got the Mayor and Hartman backed against a wall. You've put one administration out and another in. This isn't a newspaper story -- it's a career! And you stand there belly-aching about whether you catch an eight o'clock train or a nine o'clock train! Still a doll-faced mugg! That's all you are.
well, think it then, because it's true! we'll crucify that mob. we're going to keep williams under cover till morning so the post can break the story exclusive. then we'll let the governor in on the capture -- share the glory with him.	I get it!
i'd like to think.	Well, think it then, because it's true! We'll crucify that mob. We're going to keep Williams under cover till morning so the Post can break the story exclusive. Then we'll let the Governor in on the capture -- share the glory with him.
don't get technical at a time like this! do you realize what you've done? you've taken a city that's been graft-ridden for forty years under the same old gang and with this yarn you're kicking 'em out and giving us a chance to have the same kind of government that new york's having under la guardia! we'll make such monkeys out of these ward-heelers next tuesday that nobody'll vote for them -- not even their wives!	I'd like to think.
wait a minute -- wasn't it stanley who discovered livingstone?	Don't get technical at a time like this! Do you realize what you've done? You've taken a city that's been graft-ridden for forty years under the same old gang and with this yarn you're kicking 'em out and giving us a chance to have the same kind of government that New York's having under La Guardia! We'll make such monkeys out of these ward-heelers next Tuesday that nobody'll vote for them -- not even their wives!
you know! you've got the brain of a pancake! that wasn't just a story you covered -- it was a revolution! hildy! this is the greatest yarn in journalism since livingstone discovered stanley for the new york herald!	Wait a minute -- wasn't it Stanley who discovered Livingstone?
i know, but --	You know! You've got the brain of a pancake! That wasn't just a story you covered -- it was a revolution! Hildy! This is the greatest yarn in journalism since Livingstone discovered Stanley for the New York Herald!
you drooling idiot! what do you mean, you're getting out! there are three hundred and sixty-five days in the year one can get married -- but how many times have you got a murderer locked up in a desk? -- once in a lifetime! hildy, you've got the whole city by the seat of the pants!	I know, but --
oh, get off that trapeze!  there's your story! smear it all over the front page -- earl williams caught by the morning post! and take all the credit -- i covered your story for you and i got myself in a fine mess doing it -- and now i'm getting out! i know i told you that twice before today -- but this time i mean it!	You drooling idiot! What do you mean, you're getting out! There are three hundred and sixty-five days in the year one can get married -- but how many times have you got a murderer locked up in a desk? -- Once in a lifetime! Hildy, you've got the whole city by the seat of the pants!
get bruce out of jail! how can you worry about a man who's resting comfortably in a quiet police station while this is going on? hildy, this is war! you can't desert now!	Oh, get off that trapeze!  There's your story! Smear it all over the front page -- Earl Williams caught by the Morning Post! And take all the credit -- I covered your story for you and I got myself in a fine mess doing it -- and now I'm getting out! I know I told you that twice before today -- but this time I mean it!
let go o' me! i've got to get bruce out of jail! oh, walter, why did you have to do this to me?	Get Bruce out of jail! How can you worry about a man who's resting comfortably in a quiet police station while this is going on? Hildy, this is war! You can't desert now!
where do you think you're going?	Let go o' me! I've got to get Bruce out of jail! Oh, Walter, why did you have to do this to me?
she jumped out of the window.	I know. Where is he, I said.
yes. where is he?	She jumped out of the window.
walter! d-did you see --  -- that?	Yes. Where is he?
it better be fifteen minutes, because bruce is waiting downstairs in a taxicab and that meter's clicking away to beat the band.	Hold on a minute.
that's great work, hildy... huh? oh, will you stop worrying about the money? i'll see you get it in fifteen minutes.	It better be fifteen minutes, because Bruce is waiting downstairs in a taxicab and that meter's clicking away to beat the band.
no, this is on the level, walter. i'm not good enough to make this one up. the sheriff gave his gun to the professor, the professor gave it to earl, and earl gave it right back to the professor -- right in the stomach! who? no, egelhoffer wasn't hurt badly. they took him to the county hospital where they're afraid he'll recover.	That's great work, Hildy... Huh? Oh, will you stop worrying about the money? I'll see you get it in fifteen minutes.
no kidding, hildy.  say, this isn't a rib?	No, this is on the level, Walter. I'm not good enough to make this one up. The Sheriff gave his gun to the Professor, the Professor gave it to Earl, and Earl gave it right back to the Professor -- right in the stomach! Who? No, Egelhoffer wasn't hurt badly. They took him to the County Hospital where they're afraid he'll recover.
well, i'm coming to it. it seems the professor had to have a gun to re- enact the crime with -- and who do you suppose supplied it? nobody else but that great thinker, sheriff hartman!	No kidding, Hildy.  Say, this isn't a rib?
well, this expert dr. egelhoffer, from new york, decides to make williams re-enact the crime --	Well, I'm coming to it. It seems the Professor had to have a gun to re- enact the crime with -- and who do you suppose supplied it? Nobody else but that great thinker, Sheriff Hartman!
i meant on my grandmother's grave. don't be so technical, hildy. what's the story?!	Well, this expert Dr. Egelhoffer, from New York, decides to make Williams re-enact the crime --
wait a minute. your mother's alive.	I meant on my grandmother's grave. Don't be so technical, Hildy. What's the story?!
you'll get it. now what's the story?  i'll have the paper send the money right down to you. i swear it on my mother's grave.	Wait a minute. Your mother's alive.
never mind it? that's not my money! that's bruce's money!	You'll get it. Now what's the story?  I'll have the paper send the money right down to you. I swear it on my mother's grave.
never mind that. what's the story?	Never mind it? That's not my money! That's Bruce's money!
it cost me four hundred and fifty bucks to tear it out of cooley.	Never mind that. What's the story?
exclusive? that's great.	It cost me four hundred and fifty bucks to tear it out of Cooley.
all right. the check will be certified. want my fingerprints?	No thanks, I've still got those. Well, I'll step into some working clothes and hop over to the Press Room for the background on this yarn. It'll be kind of fun to see the boys again, too. Remember, Bruce, it must be certified.
yes --- and that's putting it mildly! no certified check -- no story -- get me?	All right. The check will be certified. Want my fingerprints?
what do you think i am -- a crook?	Yes --- and that's putting it mildly! No certified check -- no story -- Get me?
what tricks would i pull?	Oh, nothing! Of course, you might cancel the check. Yes! Wait a minute! What would be his first payment on that policy?
you keep out of this. bruce, suppose you examine mr. burns in his office. i'll get my bag and go over to the press room in the criminal courts building. you phone me as soon as mr. burns has given you his check. then i'll go get the interview and you phone mother that we're taking the six o'clock train.  and no tricks, walter!	What tricks would I pull?
now you're talking!	You keep out of this. Bruce, suppose you examine Mr. Burns in his office. I'll get my bag and go over to the Press Room in the Criminal Courts Building. You phone me as soon as Mr. Burns has given you his check. Then I'll go get the interview and you phone Mother that we're taking the six o'clock train.  And no tricks, Walter!
we're not interested.	Maybe you'll be. You're a smart young man. You let Hildy do this story for me and you can write out a $100,000.00 insurance policy for me. What do you say?
all right, hildy, i'm licked. but i'll make you and bruce a business proposition.	We're not interested.
i happen to know sweeney was married only three months ago. if he's got twins this morning, i claim it was done with mirrors.	All right, Hildy, I'm licked. But I'll make you and Bruce a business proposition.
what do you mean?	I happen to know Sweeney was married only three months ago. If he's got twins this morning, I claim it was done with mirrors.
well, it's either an act on your part or a miracle on sweeney's.	What do you mean?
what do you mean, only an act? haven't you got any feeling?	Well, it's either an act on your part or a miracle on Sweeney's.
what a performance! bravo! don't let him fool you, bruce -- it's only an act!	What do you mean, only an act? Haven't you got any feeling?
how can you have any happiness after that? all through the years you'll remember that a man went to the gallows because you were too selfish to wait two hours! i tell you, earl williams' face will come between you on the train tonight -- and at the preacher's tomorrow -- and all the rest of your lives!	What a performance! Bravo! Don't let him fool you, Bruce -- it's only an act!
you see what i had to put up with? she never trusted me! you argue with her -- otherwise you're going on a honeymoon with blood on your hands!	How can you have any happiness after that? All through the years you'll remember that a man went to the gallows because you were too selfish to wait two hours! I tell you, Earl Williams' face will come between you on the train tonight -- and at the preacher's tomorrow -- and all the rest of your lives!
why, walter, you're getting poetic!	You see what I had to put up with? She never trusted me! You argue with her -- otherwise you're going on a honeymoon with blood on your hands!
i'm an editor. i know what ought to be written, but i can't write it the way you could. it needs a woman's heart --	Why, Walter, you're getting poetic!
no, bruce, dear. don't you see? this is a trick to get your sympathy. no, walter, i've been waiting for something like this -- but i wasn't sure when you'd spring it. if you want to save earl williams' life, you can interview him yourself. you're still a good reporter. bruce and i will be on that four o'clock train -- and thanks just the same.	I'm an editor. I know what ought to be written, but I can't write it the way you could. It needs a woman's heart --
the colored vote happens to be very important to the mayor of this town.	Especially with an election coming up in a few days.
because it happened to be a colored policeman.	The colored vote happens to be very important to the Mayor of this town.
if he's nuts, why doesn't the state just put him away?	Because it happened to be a colored policeman.
you said it.	So -- Sweeney gets twins -- and Earl Williams gets hanged tomorrow.
his wife had twins and he went out to celebrate and got as drunk as a lord. they can't even find him.  i tell you, drink is the ruin of this nation.	You said it.
what now?	His wife had twins and he went out to celebrate and got as drunk as a lord. They can't even find him.  I tell you, drink is the ruin of this nation.
here's luck to the bride and bridegroom.	Thank you.
i might have, walter, but you were never there.	Anyway, I'm glad you two are going to be happy and have all the things I couldn't give her. You know, Hildy is about the best reporter in the country -- and that goes regardless of sex. But all she really ever wanted was a home.
well, i'll tell you one thing, old man, she never looked at me the way she's looking at you.	I might have, Walter, but you were never there.
i suppose i can't call this off without creating a scene -- but remember, it's your last fling.	How do you like that? Here I am being nice to you and your sweet-heart and that's the thanks I get!
allow me.	Thanks.
and when he walks with a lady, he waits for her!	Oh, I'm sorry.
what for?	And when he walks with a lady, he waits for her!
and he takes his hat off when he's with a lady.	What for?
no kidding?	And he takes his hat off when he's with a lady.
you wouldn't believe this, walter, but bruce holds the door open for me.	No kidding?
now you got me.	Nothing personal. I was just asking.
then what does he want with you?	Now you got me.
better.	Then what does he want with you?
all right then, come on and let's see this paragon.  is he as good as you say?	Better.
afraid? i should say not!	All right then, come on and let's see this paragon.  Is he as good as you say?
you're not afraid, are you?	Afraid? I should say not!
oh, better not, walter. wouldn't do any good.	You're not afraid, are you?
say, could i meet him?	Oh, better not, Walter. Wouldn't do any good.
well, he's waiting in the anteroom for me now.	Say, could I meet him?
too bad i couldn't see this guy first. i'm pretty particular about whom my wife marries.	Well, he's waiting in the anteroom for me now.
thanks...	Too bad I couldn't see this guy first. I'm pretty particular about whom my wife marries.
i wish you everything i couldn't give you, hildy.	Thanks...
the quicker the better. well -- i finally got out what i came in to tell you.  so long, walter, and better luck next time.	I wish you everything I couldn't give you, Hildy.
tomorrow? tomorrow... as quick as that?	The quicker the better. Well -- I finally got out what I came in to tell you.  So long, Walter, and better luck next time.
well, i'll give you a hint. by tomorrow they'll be calling me mrs. bruce baldwin.	Tomorrow? Tomorrow... as quick as that?
say, sounds more like a guy i ought to marry. what's his name?	Well, I'll give you a hint. By tomorrow they'll be calling me Mrs. Bruce Baldwin.
i don't know about water buffaloes, but i know about him. he's kind and sweet and considerate. he wants a home -- and children.	Say, sounds more like a guy I ought to marry. What's his name?
he does, does he? how did i treat you -- like a water buffalo?	I don't know about water buffaloes, but I know about him. He's kind and sweet and considerate. He wants a home -- and children.
well, i can, and i love it! he forgets the office when he's with me. he doesn't treat me like an errand-boy -- he treats me like a woman.	He does, does he? How did I treat you -- like a water buffalo?
oh sure, it's honest. but somehow, i can't picture you with a guy who sells policies.	Well, I can, and I love it! He forgets the office when he's with me. He doesn't treat me like an errand-boy -- he treats me like a woman.
it's a good, honest business, isn't it?	Oh sure, it's honest. But somehow, I can't picture you with a guy who sells policies.
the insurance business?	It's a good, honest business, isn't it?
he's in the insurance business.	The insurance business?
what's his line?	He's in the insurance business.
not what you'd call rich. makes about five thousand a year.	What's his line?
bermuda... rich, eh?	Not what you'd call rich. Makes about five thousand a year.
bermuda.	Bermuda... Rich, eh?
where'd you meet this man?	Bermuda.
a journalist! peeking through keyholes -- running after fire engines -- waking people up in the middle of the night to ask them if they think hitler's going to start a war -- stealing pictures off old ladies of their daughters that got chased by apemen! i know all about reporters -- a lot of daffy buttinskies going around without a nickel in their pockets, and for what? so a million hired girls and motormen's wives will know what's going on! no, walter, i'm through.	Where'd you meet this man?
i know you, hildy, and i know what it would mean. it would kill you.	A journalist! Peeking through keyholes -- running after fire engines -- waking people up in the middle of the night to ask them if they think Hitler's going to start a war -- stealing pictures off old ladies of their daughters that got chased by apemen! I know all about reporters -- a lot of daffy buttinskies going around without a nickel in their pockets, and for what? So a million hired girls and motormen's wives will know what's going on! No, Walter, I'm through.
that's why i'm quitting. i want to go some place where i can be a woman.	I know you, Hildy, and I know what it would mean. It would kill you.
who says i can't? you're a newspaper man.	That's why I'm quitting. I want to go some place where I can be a woman.
you can't sell me that, walter.	Who says I can't? You're a newspaper man.
get married all you want to, hildy, but you can't quit the newspaper business.	You can't sell me that, Walter.
i tried to tell you right away but you started reminiscing. i'm getting married, walter, and also getting as far away from the newspaper business as i can get! i'm through.	Get married all you want to, Hildy, but you can't quit the newspaper business.
oh! in that case, the raise is off and you go back to your old salary and like it. trying to blackjack --	Look at this!
i'm not working for any other paper!	Oh! In that case, the raise is off and you go back to your old salary and like it. Trying to blackjack --
great grief! what's that other paper going to give you?	I'm not working for any other paper!
please! will you just --	Great grief! What's that other paper going to give you?
all right -- thirty-five, and not a cent more!	Please! Will you just --
listen, you bumble-headed baboon --	All right -- thirty-five, and not a cent more!
if you won't do it for love, how about money? forget the other offer and i'll raise you twenty-five bucks a week.	Listen, you bumble-headed baboon --
get away, svengali.	If you won't do it for love, how about money? Forget the other offer and I'll raise you twenty-five bucks a week.
don't mock, hildy, this is bigger than anything that's happened to us. don't do it for me! do it for the paper.	Get away, Svengali.
that's what i'm afraid of. "any time -- any place -- anywhere!"	Don't mock, Hildy, this is bigger than anything that's happened to us. Don't do it for me! Do it for the paper.
it'll bring us together again, hildy -- just the way we used to be.	That's what I'm afraid of. "Any time -- any place -- anywhere!"
keep away --	It'll bring us together again, Hildy -- just the way we used to be.
you've got to help me, hildy.	Keep away --
no!	You've got to help me, Hildy.
there's nobody else on the paper who can write! this'll break me, unless --  hildy!	No!
well, haven't you got anybody else?	There's nobody else on the paper who can write! This'll break me, unless --  Hildy!
i don't care whether he did or not. he's supposed to be covering the earl williams case and there he is -- waiting at the hospital! is there no sense of honor left in this country?	Well, haven't you got anybody else?
sweeney?  well, after all, he didn't do it on purpose, did he?	I don't care whether he did or not. He's supposed to be covering the Earl Williams case and there he is -- waiting at the hospital! Is there no sense of honor left in this country?
not yet. might just as well be. the only man on the paper who can write -- and his wife picks this morning to have a baby!	Sweeney?  Well, after all, he didn't do it on purpose, did he?
dead?	Not yet. Might just as well be. The only man on the paper who can write -- and his wife picks this morning to have a baby!
sweeney.	Dead?
what's the matter?	Sweeney.
sweeney! you can't do that to me! not today, of all days! jumping jehosophat! oh, no, sweeney... well, i suppose so... all right. if you have to, you have to.  how do you like that? everything happens to me -- with 365 days in the year -- this has to be the day.	What's the matter?
well, you practically did! making goo-goo eyes at me for two years till i broke down. and i still claim i was tight the night i proposed. if you'd been a gentleman you'd have forgotten all about it. but not you!	You -- you --
i wasn't satisfied! i suppose i proposed to you!	Well, you practically did! Making goo-goo eyes at me for two years till I broke down. And I still claim I was tight the night I proposed. If you'd been a gentleman you'd have forgotten all about it. But not you!
it would have worked if you'd been satisfied with just being editor and reporter. but no! you had to marry me and spoil everything.	I wasn't satisfied! I suppose I proposed to you!
well, the paper'll have to learn to do without me. and so will you. it just didn't work out, walter.	It would have worked if you'd been satisfied with just being editor and reporter. But no! You had to marry me and spoil everything.
i made a great reporter out of you, hildy, but you won't be half as good on any other paper, and you know it. you need me and i need you -- and the paper needs both of us.	Well, the paper'll have to learn to do without me. And so will you. It just didn't work out, Walter.
listen, walter --	I made a great reporter out of you, Hildy, but you won't be half as good on any other paper, and you know it. You need me and I need you -- and the paper needs both of us.
why should i? i thought it would be a novelty to have a face around here a man could look at without shuddering.	Listen, Walter --
you wouldn't have taken me if i hadn't been doll-faced!	Why should I? I thought it would be a novelty to have a face around here a man could look at without shuddering.
what were you when you came here five years ago? a little college girl from a school of journalism! i took a little doll-faced mugg --	You wouldn't have taken me if I hadn't been doll-faced!
i know, walter, but i --	What were you when you came here five years ago? A little college girl from a School of Journalism! I took a little doll-faced mugg --
well, go on and take it. work for somebody else! that's the gratitude i get for --	I know, Walter, but I --
you bet i've got a better offer.	Well, go on and take it. Work for somebody else! That's the gratitude I get for --
you've had a better offer, eh?	You bet I've got a better offer.
that's the first time you've been right today. that's what i --	You've had a better offer, eh?
you mean you're not coming back to work here?	That's the first time you've been right today. That's what I --
just what i said. that's what i --	You mean you're not coming back to work here?
what do you mean by that?	Just what I said. That's what I --
don't tell me what to do! we're divorced -- i'm a free woman. you're not my husband and you're not my boss! and what's more, you're not going to be my boss.	What do you mean by that?
sure you can. come on.	Don't tell me what to do! We're divorced -- I'm a free woman. You're not my husband and you're not my boss! And what's more, you're not going to be my boss.
no, i can't.	Sure you can. Come on.
you can break it, can't you?	No, I can't.
i have a lunch date. i just want --	You can break it, can't you?
sure, come on. we'll have some lunch and you can tell me everything.	I have a lunch date. I just want --
walter, you're wonderful in a loathesome sort of way. now, would you mind keeping quiet long enough for me to tell you what i came up here for?	Sure, come on. We'll have some lunch and you can tell me everything.
i haven't any hard feelings.	Walter, you're wonderful in a loathesome sort of way. Now, would you mind keeping quiet long enough for me to tell you what I came up here for?
what?!!	I haven't any hard feelings.
let's not fight, hildy. tell you what. you come back to work on the paper and if we find we can't get along in a friendly way, we'll get married again.	What?!!
well, suppose we did? that isn't what i got married for. what's the good of -- look, walter, i came up here to tell you that you'll have to stop phoning me a dozen times a day -- sending twenty telegrams -- all the rest of it, because i'm --	Let's not fight, Hildy. Tell you what. You come back to work on the paper and if we find we can't get along in a friendly way, we'll get married again.
deny it! i'm proud of it! we beat the whole country on that story.	Well, suppose we did? That isn't what I got married for. What's the good of -- Look, Walter, I came up here to tell you that you'll have to stop phoning me a dozen times a day -- sending twenty telegrams -- all the rest of it, because I'm --
all i know is that instead of two weeks in atlantic city with my bridegroom, i spent two weeks in a coal mine with john kruptzky -- age sixty-three -- getting food and air out of a tube! you don't deny that. do you?	Deny it! I'm proud of it! We beat the whole country on that story.
was it my fault? did i know that coal mine was going to have another cave-in? i meant to be with you on our honeymoon, hildy -- honest i did.	All I know is that instead of two weeks in Atlantic City with my bridegroom, I spent two weeks in a coal mine with John Kruptzky -- age sixty-three -- getting food and air out of a tube! You don't deny that. Do you?
well, i don't want to brag, but i've still got the dimple -- and in the same place -- i just acted like any husband who doesn't want to see his home broken up.	What home?
a fellow your age, hiring an airplane to write:  'hildy: don't be hasty -- remember my dimple. walter.! it held things up twenty minutes while the judge ran out to watch it.	Well, I don't want to brag, but I've still got the dimple -- and in the same place -- I just acted like any husband who doesn't want to see his home broken up.
well, i meant to let you go -- but, you know, you never miss the water till the well runs dry.	A fellow your age, hiring an airplane to write:  'Hildy: Don't be hasty -- remember my dimple. Walter.! It held things up twenty minutes while the Judge ran out to watch it.
well, why did you promise me you wouldn't fight the divorce and then try and gum up the whole works?	Well, I meant to let you go -- but, you know, you never miss the water till the well runs dry.
now, that's a nice thing to say.	Well, why did you promise me you wouldn't fight the divorce and then try and gum up the whole works?
i suppose that's true in a way. i am fond of you, walter. i often wish you weren't such a stinker.	Now, that's a nice thing to say.
nonsense. you've got the old-fashioned idea that divorces are something that last forever -- till 'death us do part'. why, a divorce doesn't mean anything today. it's only a few words mumbled over you by a judge. we've got something between us nothing can change.	I suppose that's true in a way. I am fond of you, Walter. I often wish you weren't such a stinker.
holy mackerel! look, walter, that's what divorces are for.	Nonsense. You've got the old-fashioned idea that divorces are something that last forever -- till 'death us do part'. Why, a divorce doesn't mean anything today. It's only a few words mumbled over you by a judge. We've got something between us nothing can change.
divorced me. it sort of makes a fellow lose faith in himself. it almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.	Holy mackerel! Look, Walter, that's what divorces are for.
done what?	Divorced me. It sort of makes a fellow lose faith in himself. It almost gives him a feeling he wasn't wanted.
you know, hildy, i sort of wish you hadn't done it.	Done what?
i'll always remember it. if i hadn't remembered it, i wouldn't have divorced you.	You know, Hildy, I sort of wish you hadn't done it.
i notice you still remember it.	I'll always remember it. If I hadn't remembered it, I wouldn't have divorced you.
you're repeating yourself! that's the speech you made the night you proposed.  "-- any time -- any place -- anywhere!"	I notice you still remember it.
no -- mama doesn't dream about you any more, walter. you wouldn't know the old girl now.	Oh, yes I would. I'd know you any time --
maybe it was yesterday. been seeing me in your dreams?	No -- Mama doesn't dream about you any more, Walter. You wouldn't know the old girl now.
let's see. i was in reno six weeks -- then bermuda... oh, about four months, i guess. seems like yesterday to me.	Maybe it was yesterday. Been seeing me in your dreams?
you know what. how long since we've seen each other?	Let's see. I was in Reno six weeks -- then Bermuda... Oh, about four months, I guess. Seems like yesterday to me.
how long is what?	You know what. How long since we've seen each other?
hello, hildy!	Hello, Walter.  Hi, Louie -- how's the slotmachine king?
why, i'm surprised, mr. burns. that's no way to talk to your wife -- even if she's no longer your wife.	Hello, Hildy!
what do you want?	Why, I'm surprised, Mr. Burns. That's no way to talk to your wife -- even if she's no longer your wife.
you grey-haired old judas!	Let me out! Let me out of here!
oh, dear! oh, dear!	You grey-haired old Judas!
come on, sheriff. we've got to get bail.	I was in here -- and they had some kind of murderer in with them. They were hiding him!
are you referring to me, madam?	You know you did!
louie, take this lady over to polack mike's and lock her up. see that she doesn't take to anyone on the way.	What's that -- what's that?
i mean real money -- not counterfeit!	I always have both.
sure, boss.	I mean real money -- not counterfeit!
you got plenty of money?	Sure, boss.
you know me. the shirt off my back.	You got plenty of money?
anybody with hair on his chest. get 'em off the street -- anywhere. offer them anything -- only get them.  we've got to get this desk out of here.	You know me. The shirt off my back.
who do you want?	Anybody with hair on his chest. Get 'em off the street -- anywhere. Offer them anything -- only get them.  We've got to get this desk out of here.
beat it out and get hold of some guys.	Who do you want?
anything you want, boss.	Beat it out and get hold of some guys.
you stay here. i'll find out everything.	Western an' Thirty-fourth.
now everything's fine. she's probably squawking her head off in some police station.	I don't think she's talking much... You know what I mean?
what do you mean, i handed her? the patrol wagon was on the wrong side of the street.	Now everything's fine. She's probably squawking her head off in some police station.
butter-fingers! i give you an old lady to take somewhere, and you hand her over to the cops!	What do you mean, I handed her? The patrol wagon was on the wrong side of the street.
down western avenue. we were going sixty-five miles an hour. you know what i mean?	Take that mush out of your mouth!
here's that certified check, walter.  i drew out my wife's savings, and if this isn't back by 5:30 i'm a ruined man!	Don't worry, Duffy, you'll have it back by five.  Thanks, Duffy. Stick around.
don't blame me. i'm city editor in name only. you do all the hiring around here.	Yeah! Well, I do the firing, too. Remember that, Duffy, and Keep a civil tongue in your head.
he's on my phone. he just called me.	They can't do that to me!
you're crazy. where's mac?	He's on my phone. He just called me.
and that means earl williams dies tomorrow morning and makes a sucker out of us!	You're crazy. Where's Mac?
what?	And that means Earl Williams dies tomorrow morning and makes a sucker out of us!
well, you're not too busy to know that the governor hasn't signed that reprieve!	What?
i'm busy, duffy.	Well, you're not too busy to know that the Governor hasn't signed that reprieve!
walter!	I'm busy, Duffy.
let's see the money.	First we talk. How did Earl Williams get that gun?
it's a deal. let me up.	Let's see the money.
four hundred and fifty dollars. is it a deal?	It's a deal. Let me up.
how much?	Four hundred and fifty dollars. Is it a deal?
a lot of money.  four hundred and fifty dollars --	How much?
i can't hildy. it means my job! it means --	A lot of money.  Four hundred and fifty dollars --
there's money in it, cooley.	I can't Hildy. It means my job! It means --
hildy -- i can't. i'm busy -- i -- let me up, hildy. earl williams has escaped --	There's money in it, Cooley.
cooley, i want to talk to you.	Hildy -- I can't. I'm busy -- I -- Let me up, Hildy. Earl Williams has escaped --
i think it is.	I thought so. Come on, I'm in a hurry.
say, isn't this your twenty dollars?	I think it is.
no more interviews. besides, a doctor's coming over.	Say, isn't this your twenty dollars?
i want to interview earl williams, warden. how about a little service?	No more interviews. Besides, a doctor's coming over.
hello, hildy! what are you doing around here?	I want to interview Earl Williams, Warden. How about a little service?
i don't know --	Come, come, Sheriff, lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice. Nothing's going to happen.
it doesn't matter. the publicity's the main thing.	Yes, I suppose so. It all helps.
yes, shaking hands. i don't take a very good picture, though.	It doesn't matter. The publicity's the main thing.
a joint interview, eh? that might be all right. we could have our pictures taken together, doctor.	Yes, shaking hands. I don't take a very good picture, though.
we'll have to satisfy them. what would you say to giving them a joint interview? i could give them some of the psychological aspects of the case and you could give them the legal aspects.	A joint interview, eh? That might be all right. We could have our pictures taken together, Doctor.
well, i don't know if that's ethical. you see, all statements are supposed to come from me.	We'll have to satisfy them. What would you say to giving them a joint interview? I could give them some of the psychological aspects of the case and you could give them the legal aspects.
of course, i sort of promised them i would give out a statement when i got through here. you don't mind?	Well, I don't know if that's ethical. You see, all statements are supposed to come from me.
me, too.	Of course, I sort of promised them I would give out a statement when I got through here. You don't mind?
they're always after me for interviews.	Me, too.
you said it!	They're always after me for interviews.
the newspapers! sheriff, they're the scum of modern civilization.	You said it!
well, it wasn't exactly that way --	Point the gun at me!
so -- now i say to you: 'earl williams, you are under arrest!' and you point your gun at me.	Well, it wasn't exactly that way --
yes, sir.	So -- now I say to you: 'Earl Williams, you are under arrest!' and you point your gun at me.
now, the sheriff will be mollie malloy, in whose room you were. you will be earl williams. and i will be the policeman. follow me, mr. williams?	Yes, sir.
i see. you realize, however, that you committed a crime?	In a legal sense, yes. But not actually. Actually, I'm innocent. I didn't do anything.
the system. but i'm not afraid to die, doctor. i'm dying for what i believe.	I see. You realize, however, that you committed a crime?
you know you are to be executed, mr. williams. who do you feel is responsible for that?	The system. But I'm not afraid to die, Doctor. I'm dying for what I believe.
oh, i'm sorry. i forgot you were here. no, mr. williams, we still have some questions for you. sheriff, will you kindly extinguish the lights?	You know you are to be executed, Mr. Williams. Who do you feel is responsible for that?
are you gentlemen all through with me?	Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you were here. No, Mr. Williams, we still have some questions for you. Sheriff, will you kindly extinguish the lights?
better let us in on it, mollie.	Aw, why don't you let her alone? She's ill!
a fine bunch of reporters. biggest story in two years and they're too lazy to go after it.	It's easy for you to talk. You're retired. We're still working.
give me a hand with her, will you?	Okay.  Up you go, Mollie.
she looks as though she's going to come to.	Give me a hand with her, will you?
came up here -- had hysterics and passed out. i've been trying to get her to come to.	She looks as though she's going to come to.
mollie malloy -- what happened to her?	Came up here -- had hysterics and passed out. I've been trying to get her to come to.
kind of exclusive, ain't you? we got calls to make, you know.	Run down and get some smelling salts, will you?
hey!	Mollie, drop down here! You've fainted!
open up there, will you!	All right -- all right!
who locked the door?	Just a second, Mike ---  Mollie, I got it!
three bullets! any good?	Beats king up.
i call. what you got?	Three bullets! Any good?
say, that's old prissy bensinger's desk.	I know, I just want to give him a thrill.
well, that about covers everything.	Good. Now I want to ask you fellows a couple of questions. Did Earl Williams know what he was doing when he fired that gun?
hold the phone!	I'll have it in a minute.
come on, pinky! give 'em a little third degree.	Make them talk and you got Williams, Pinky!
do you want us to call the cops and have them give you the boots?	Where is he, before we beat it out of you?
come on, you! before we slap you down.	Do you want us to call the cops and have them give you the boots?
oh, you two are pals now -- i think you're right, endicott. mollie did give her some kind of story.	I tell you, it's a screwy set-up. We better hold onto 'em both.
say, hildy, if i know you, you sound pretty anxious to get rid of us. are you trying to scoop us or something?	Something smells around here. If you ask me Mollie gave her the story on how Williams got that gun.  Did you smuggle that gun into Williams, Mollie?
what's the dope, sheriff?	Who engineered this getaway?
so have we!	What's the dope, Sheriff?
the crime commission has offered a reward of ten thousand dollars for williams' capture.	Call you back.
no, i tell you! nobody knows where he got it.	The Crime Commission has offered a reward of ten thousand dollars for Williams' capture.
boy, did you see her go?	Lioness Rushes to Defense of Cub.
you guys wanna play some more poker?	What's the use? I can't win a pot.
she says she's gonna write fiction.	Well, if she's gonna write fiction, there's nothing like being a reporter.
well, a guy can win when hildy ain't around.	Who's this guy she's gonna marry?
trouble is, when the red menace shows up the sheriff will still be crying 'wolf!'	What have you got, Hildy?
yeah? what did he ever do for his country?	Don't you remember? He's the guy went to Washington to interview the Brain Trust, and gave out a statement that they were all sane. It created a sensation!
this egelhoffer's pretty good.	Yeah? What did he ever do for his country?
that must be the tenth alienist they've had on williams. even if he wasn't crazy before, he would be after ten of those babies got through psychoanalyzing him.  gimme the desk.	This Egelhoffer's pretty good.
we know what you're up to.	Probably goin' out to get Williams.
you ain't gettin' out o' here!	Now, where is he?
what a chase!	No luck on Williams, yet -- call you back.
goodbye, yonson.	So long, Hildy.
i'll call.	Three sixes. Is that any good?
gus, this --	Good coffee, isn't it?
oh, i'm sorry, gus! my foot must have slipped.	That's all right.
no -- just coffee, gus.	Just coffee.  And you, sir?
i guess so.	No -- just coffee, Gus.
little rum in yours, too?	I guess so.
oh -- i'll take the same, i guess. and coffee.	Little rum in yours, too?
how's everything, gus?	I can't complain.
that's murder!	All right! Carl! Frank! One of you get on each side of the desk. Take hold of the cover.
don't take any chances. shoot through the desk.	He can't hurt anybody. You've got his gun.
he's harmless.	Don't take any chances. Shoot through the desk.
what?	With a bag of marshmallows.
he went over to the hospital to call on professor egelhoffer.	What?
i've got a right to carry a gun if i want to.	Not this gun!
where'd you get this?	I've got a right to carry a gun if I want to.
what do i know about williams?	All right, boys. Take her along. I got ways of making her talk.
johnson, i'm going to the bottom of this. what do you know about williams? are you going to talk or aren't you?	What do I know about Williams?
i wasn't born yesterday. now the boys tell me you and this mollie malloy --	Nobody's trying to put anything over on you. I'm getting out of here and you can't stop me!
you can send somebody with me if you don't believe me!	I wasn't born yesterday. Now the boys tell me you and this Mollie Malloy --
johnson, there's something very peculiar going on.	You can send somebody with me if you don't believe me!
i don't know anything, i tell you. there's been an accident.	Johnson, there's something very peculiar going on.
let me go!  fellows, something's happened to my mother-in-law.	Hang onto her! Keep her in here!
take your paws off me!	Hold her, boys!
just a minute, johnson!	Let go o' me. What's the idea?
you ought to stay over. you always wrote a good hanging story, hildy.	That's awful kind of you, Sheriff. I've got to get started on my interview. See you later.
no, thanks sheriff. i'm leaving town tonight.	You ought to stay over. You always wrote a good hanging story, Hildy.
oh, nothing much. just that the state had proved he was sane -- and he admits it himself. if you don't want me to run it --	Oh, that'll be all right, Hildy. Go ahead, run it. And you can say I treated him well, too.  'Lo, Earl. How are you feeling?
now, wait a minute! i'm not afraid of anything. what were you going to write about williams?	Oh, nothing much. Just that the state had proved he was sane -- and he admits it himself. If you don't want me to run it --
all right, then, i'll just run the story that sheriff hartman is afraid to let reporters interview his prisoner. of course, with election coming, that might do you a lot of harm, but just as you say.	Now, wait a minute! I'm not afraid of anything. What were you going to write about Williams?
i gave strict orders that nobody was to interview williams without my permission.	All right, then, I'll just run the story that Sheriff Hartman is afraid to let reporters interview his prisoner. Of course, with election coming, that might do you a lot of harm, but just as you say.
same way you did.  through that gate.	I gave strict orders that nobody was to interview Williams without my permission.
where is he?	Where he used to live. You can catch the Riot Squad -- it's just going out.
after all i've done for you --	Howard Shenken, the Sheriff's uncle on his mother's side --
the names are merwyn d. mayor, who is the mayor's brother-in-law --	After all I've done for you --
a fine fair-weather friend you are!	The names are Merwyn D. Mayor, who is the Mayor's brother-in-law --
four of mr. hartman's deputy sheriffs were rushed to the hospital --	A fine fair-weather friend you are!
what went off?	Four of Mr. Hartman's Deputy Sheriffs were rushed to the hospital --
this tear bomb went off unexpectedly in the hands of sheriff hartman's bombing squad.	What went off?
if the mayor wants me, he knows where i am.	This tear bomb went off unexpectedly in the hands of Sheriff Hartman's Bombing Squad.
just one second --	That's good, because my health ain't what it used to be.
well, wait a minute, will you? i'm in conference.	No, I couldn't do that.
read it! insane, he says.  he knows very well that williams ain't insane!	Yeah. But I --
for who?	Earl Williams. The reprieve.
i'm sheriff hartman. you want me?	You're certainly a hard fellow to find, Sheriff.
and so do i!	So do you what, you hoodoo!  And now, Mr. Pinkus, if you'll come with us, we'll take you over to the Warden's office and deliver this reprieve.
walter, i can't tell you how badly i feel about this. there was no excuse for hartwell to fly off the handle.	I was only doing my duty. Nothing personal in it.
i was just going to!	Walter, I can't tell you how badly I feel about this. There was no excuse for Hartwell to fly off the handle.
take those handcuffs off our friends, pete. that wasn't at all necessary.	I was just going to!
that's a lie!!	I never saw him before!
you drunken idiot! arrest him! the idea of coming here with a cock-and- bull story like that!	It's a frame-up! Some imposter!
who is this man?	Throw him out, Frank.
aiding an escaped criminal! and a little charge of kidnapping i'm looking into.  but that's the jail! there must be somebody there!	Well! Looks like about ten years apiece for you birds!
a sight for sore eyes!	Aiding an escaped criminal! And a little charge of kidnapping I'm looking into.  But that's the jail! There must be somebody there!
look kind o' natural, don't they, fred?	A sight for sore eyes!
fine work, pete! you certainly delivered the goods. i'm proud of you.	Look kind o' natural, don't they, Fred?
now take that guilty look off your face, pete -- and stop trembling like a horse.	If we didn't have election Tuesday I'd have this on my conscience.
hello, olsen... listen...  shoot to kill... that's the orders pass the word along... no! we dont want him! and listen, olsen, five- hundred bucks for the guy that does the job... yes, i'll be right out there.  well, i hope that's the right thing to do.	Now take that guilty look off your face, Pete -- and stop trembling like a horse.
nobody reprieved that policeman he murdered. now, do as i tell you.	Hello, Olsen... Listen...  Shoot to kill... That's the orders pass the word along... No! We dont want him! And listen, Olsen, five- hundred bucks for the guy that does the job... Yes, I'll be right out there.  Well, I hope that's the right thing to do.
i don't know, fred. there's that reprieve if they ever find out.	Nobody reprieved that policeman he murdered. Now, do as I tell you.
shoot to kill, i said.	I don't know, Fred. There's that reprieve if they ever find out.
what?	Shoot to kill, I said.
all right. tell 'em to shoot to kill.	What?
just -- one -- second!	All right. Tell 'em to shoot to kill.
we'll fix that, too.	Just -- one -- second!
hold your horses -- will you, olsen? hurry up, fred!	Now what do you say?
no -- don't out me off.	How would you like to have a job for three hundred and fifty dollars a month. That's almost a hundred dollars a week!
i did.  hold the wire.	Cover up that transmitter!
tell 'em to hold the wire.	I did.  Hold the wire.
they got him!  wait a minute -- hold the wire.  they got earl williams surrounded -- the riot squad has -- in his house.	Tell 'em to hold the wire.
what is it?	They got him!  Wait a minute -- hold the wire.  They got Earl Williams surrounded -- the Riot Squad has -- in his house.
sssh. wait, fred.  what?... where?... where? holy moses!	What is it?
and you can tell 'em as an afterthought that i want your resignation now!	Sssh. Wait, Fred.  What?... Where?... Where? Holy Moses!
ah, fred --  hello... this is hartman --	And you can tell 'em as an afterthought that I want your resignation now!
tell 'em the party is through in this state on account of you.	Ah, Fred --  Hello... this is Hartman --
we got to think fast before those lying reporters get hold of this. what'll we tell 'em?	Tell 'em the party is through in this State on account of you.
dementia praecox oh-h-h!	We got to think fast before those lying reporters get hold of this. What'll we tell 'em?
an attempt to ruin us!	Dementia praecox Oh-h-h!
pure politics!	An attempt to ruin us!
the governor gave me his word of honor he wouldn't interfere. two days ago!	And you fell for it, Pete. It frightens me what I'd like to do to you.  Who else knows about this?
i know it! but they've got nothing to do with this case! do you realize there are two hundred thousand votes at stake and unless we hang earl williams we're going to lose 'em?	But we're going to hang him, Fred. He can't get away.
well, there's a lot of communistic sympathizers around --	I know it! But they've got nothing to do with this case! Do you realize there are two hundred thousand votes at stake and unless we hang Earl Williams we're going to lose 'em?
williams ain't a red, and you know it!	Well, there's a lot of Communistic sympathizers around --
we're up against a lot more than that with that nutty slogan you invented: 'reform the reds with a rope'.	Williams ain't a Red, and you know it!
that gives you an idea of what i'm up against!	We're up against a lot more than that with that nutty slogan you invented: 'Reform the Reds With a Rope'.
our families, fred. i've always looked on bessie as my own sister.	If there was any way out...
i wish you wouldn't talk like that, pete.	Our families, Fred. I've always looked on Bessie as my own sister.
fred, i don't know what to say. a thing like this almost destroys a man's faith in human nature.	I wish you wouldn't talk like that, Pete.
now, pete! please don't appeal to my sentimental side.	Fred, I don't know what to say. A thing like this almost destroys a man's faith in human nature.
fred!	Now, Pete! Please don't appeal to my Sentimental side.
i mean i'm scratching your name off the ticket tuesday and running czernecki in your place. it's nothing personal. and, pete -- it's the only way out. it's a sacrifice we all ought to be glad to make.	Fred!
what do you mean -- through?	I mean I'm scratching your name off the ticket Tuesday and running Czernecki in your place. It's nothing personal. And, Pete -- it's the only way out. It's a sacrifice we all ought to be glad to make.
pete, you're through!	What do you mean -- through?
if you're talking about my brother- in-law, he's worked for the city fifteen years.	Pete, you're through!
twelve dollars! -- for those rheumatic uncles of yours?  out shooting everybody they see for the fun of it?	If you're talking about my brother- in-law, he's worked for the city fifteen years.
i'm getting them for twelve dollars a night.	Twelve dollars! -- For those rheumatic uncles of yours?  Out shooting everybody they see for the fun of it?
four hundred! do you want to bankrupt this administration?	I'm getting them for twelve dollars a night.
now, listen, fred. just give me a few hours before you make any decisions. i'll get results. i'm doing everything humanly possible. i've just sworn in four hundred deputies.	Four hundred! Do you want to bankrupt this administration?
the professor asked me for it -- i thought it was for something scientific!	Pete, I've got a mighty unpleasant task to perf --
did you actually give williams that gun?	The professor asked me for it -- I thought it was for something scientific!
i ain't got time, fred, honest. i'll see you after.	Did you actually give Williams that gun?
pete, i want to talk to you!	I ain't got time, Fred, honest. I'll see you after.
got you, williams!	Go on -- shoot me!
i hope you're pretty nearly through with me, doctor, i'm getting a little fatigued.	Yeah, you don't want to tire him out, Doctor.
i won't.	Hildy, how'd you like a couple of tickets for the hanging?
that's good, earl. oh, they've got another alienist to see you. he ought to be here any minute. don't go to sleep, will you?	I won't.
fine, thanks, sheriff.	That's good, Earl. Oh, they've got another alienist to see you. He ought to be here any minute. Don't go to sleep, will you?
you'll take fifty and like it!	Well, all right. But I'm liable to get into a jam.
five hundred dollars.	You'll take fifty and like it!
you can let him out on bail, can't you?	Five hundred dollars.
now, hildy, don't be hasty! i can't let him out.	You can let him out on bail, can't you?
all right. you can't. but tomorrow the post will run the story of that roulette game on 43rd street that your brother-in-law runs. and we'll print that you get five hundred a month for forgetting about it!	Now, Hildy, don't be hasty! I can't let him out.
i can't.	All right. You can't. But tomorrow the Post will run the story of that roulette game on 43rd Street that your brother-in-law runs. And we'll print that you get five hundred a month for forgetting about it!
don't hildy me! are you going to let him out?	I can't.
now, hildy --	Don't Hildy me! Are you going to let him out?
and who accused him? diamond louis! one of the worst crooks in town! why don't you arrest louis instead of innocent people that he frames?	Now, Hildy --
but, hildy, i can't. he's accused of stealing a watch. and they found the watch on him.	And who accused him? Diamond Louis! One of the worst crooks in town! Why don't you arrest Louis instead of innocent people that he frames?
let him out of here, lieutenant.	But, Hildy, I can't. He's accused of stealing a watch. And they found the watch on him.
nobody's going to rush me into anything!  you keep away from me!	All right, Judge.
-- you were with her. you were in the cab, weren't you?	Was I? The driver got knocked cold.
search me! when i come to i was running down thirty-fifth street.	-- You were with her. You were in the cab, weren't you?
what did you do with her?	Search me! When I come to I was running down Thirty-fifth Street.
i'm telling you. can you imagine bumping into a load of cops?! they come rollin' out like oranges!	What did you do with her?
we run smack into a police patrol. you know what i mean? we broke it in half!	Oh-h-h... was she hurt?
i'm telling you!	We run smack into a police patrol. You know what I mean? We broke it in half!
where's the old lady?	I'm telling you!
wait a minute, walter. you can't do that!	My name is Louis Peluso.
oh, i ain't doing that any more. i'm retired. i'm one of you fellas now -- a newspaper man.	Editorials?
there goes another scrub lady.	I'll go right after it.
oh, some insurance man. are you in?	Give me that!
who is it?	Oh, some insurance man. Are you in?
phone for you, hildy.	Who is it?
gentlemen of the press! always picking on somebody who can't defend himself -- the littler the better.	Phone for you, Hildy.
any news?	Yeah. I was never so tired in my life.
hello, mr. burns. yes, she's still here.	I'll take it.  What's the matter, Mr. Burns -- don't you understand English? -- Why, your language is shocking, Mr. Burns -- positively shocking! I don't mind because I was married to you and know what to expect, but suppose Central is listening in... Oh, did you hear that, Central? We ought to report him, don't you think?... Oh, fooey on you!
well, hildy, we were only saying that a swell reporter like you wouldn't give this up so easily.	This is Hildy Johnson...  Oh, I can give it up all right. Without a single quiver. I'm going to live like a human being -- not like you rats.  Oh, is that you, Walter dear? Oh, I didn't mean "dear." That was just habit, I guess. Oh, be yourself, Walter. I've got some news for you... Yes, I got the interview, but I've got some news that's more important.
it's getting so a girl can't step out of the room without being discussed by a bunch of old ladies.  hello, post... mr. walter burns, please.	Well, Hildy, we were only saying that a swell reporter like you wouldn't give this up so easily.
well, anyhow, i won't be covering stuff like this any more.	What's the matter? Getting yellow?
look out, you --	What's the use of fighting, Hildy?
okay.  forget it.	What's the matter with you boys? Afraid it might rain? If you want to go, I'll cover this end.
if walter burns calls, hold the wire for me, will you? i'll be right back.	Okay, Hildy.  Well, we can't get any official statement --
did you get that, hildy?	No -- what?
hello, hildy. i thought you were gone.	I thought so, too.
say, i've been a reporter twenty years and never heard any hooey like that. where'd you get it?	I made it up just now, and who's asking you?  I know it's silly, honey, but do it for me, won't you?... Yes, right now.
but, bruce, don't keep it in your wallet!... well, you see --  -- there's an old newspaper superstition that the first big check you get you -- you put in the lining of your hat. that brings you good luck for ten years.	Say, I've been a reporter twenty years and never heard any hooey like that. Where'd you get it?
certified, eh? who is it -- your milkman?	But, Bruce, don't keep it in your wallet!... Well, you see --  -- there's an old newspaper superstition that the first big check you get you -- you put in the lining of your hat. That brings you good luck for ten years.
your poker's improved a lot, hildy. lend me two bucks, will you?	Nothing doing. I'm playing for keeps.
i don't know why you boys are so good to me.	Your poker's improved a lot, Hildy. Lend me two bucks, will you?
you fight it cut.	And up a dime.
no -- and you don't know that your cheap boss has had mr. baldwin arrested again -- do you?	What -- already? Why, the dame left only a minute before I did!
i didn't frisk him. he must have dropped it in burns' office. i didn't know whose it was.	No -- and you don't know that your cheap boss has had Mr. Baldwin arrested again -- do you?
you know it is!	I didn't frisk him. He must have dropped it in Burns' office. I didn't know whose it was.
now don't get excited, hildy! i don't know what you're talking about -- but is this mr. baldwin's wallet?	You know it is!
none of that innocent stuff, you double-crossing hyena! you stuck bruce baldwin in jail this afternoon on a phony charge that he swiped your watch, and you frisked his wallet! now, give me that wallet or i'll stick you in jail and it won't be on any phony charge either! it'll be for life!	Now don't get excited, Hildy! I don't know what you're talking about -- but is this Mr. Baldwin's wallet?
huh?	None of that innocent stuff, you double-crossing hyena! You stuck Bruce Baldwin in jail this afternoon on a phony charge that he swiped your watch, and you frisked his wallet! Now, give me that wallet or I'll stick you in jail and it won't be on any phony charge either! It'll be for life!
so long, nothing! where's bruce baldwin's wallet?	Huh?
thanks. so long, hildy!	So long, nothing! Where's Bruce Baldwin's wallet?
here!	Thanks. So long, Hildy!
keep your shirt on. i got it -- right here.  one hundred -- two hundred -- three hundred -- four hundred -- and fifty. now sign.	Here!
where's the money?	Keep your shirt on. I got it -- right here.  One hundred -- two hundred -- three hundred -- four hundred -- and fifty. Now sign.
first you got to sign a receipt.	Where's the money?
come on with that money!	First you got to sign a receipt.
all right, all right. you can't blame a guy for tryin', can you?	Come on with that money!
four hundred and fifty and i'll cut your throat if you try any tricks!	All right, all right. You can't blame a guy for tryin', can you?
oh, sure. the boss sent me over with it. four hundred dollars, wasn't it?	Four hundred and fifty and I'll cut your throat if you try any tricks!
have you got my dough?	Oh, sure. The boss sent me over with it. Four hundred dollars, wasn't it?
hiding him where?	Mother!
well -- i was going, but mollie fainted away and i thought i ought to do what i could.	Some Hallowe'en goin' on outside. The whole police force standing on it's ear.
hildy, i thought you were gone --	Well -- I was going, but Mollie fainted away and I thought I ought to do what I could.
any dope yet on how he got out?	From all I can get the Sheriff let him out so's he could vote for him.
that's good.	'Kings and sixes The pot affixes'... Poetry. I learned that at my grandma's knee.
kings and sixes.	That's good.
that man there!	Mother! Oh, I'm so glad to see you! Are you all right? Tell me.
mother!	That man there!
i don't know what she's talking about. i never said any such thing.	I'm quoting my son, and he has never lied to me.
mother, i can explain everything. i'll go with you in five minutes and --	You don't have to go with me at all! Just give me my son's money and you can stay here forever as far as I'm concerned. Stay with that murderer you caught!
don't you mother me! playing cat-and- mouse with my poor boy! keeping him looked up -- making us miss two trains -- and supposed to be married tomorrow!	Mother, I can explain everything. I'll go with you in five minutes and --
mother!	Don't you mother me! Playing cat-and- mouse with my poor boy! Keeping him looked up -- making us miss two trains -- and supposed to be married tomorrow!
what good'll it do?	We'll get you out in ten minutes.
stop screaming, mollie or we're sunk. i'm trying to think of something before those reporters get back.	Let 'em take me. It's better that way.
how'd you get here, earl?	Down the drainpipe. I didn't mean to shoot him. You believe me, don't you, Mollie?
don't cry, mollie, there's nothing to cry about.	How'd you get here, Earl?
quiet, mollie, quiet!	Don't cry, Mollie, there's nothing to cry about.
wakin' me up in the middle of the night -- talkin' to me about things they don't understand. callin' me a bolshevik. i'm an anarchist. it's got nothin' to do with bombs. it's the philosophy that guarantees every man freedom. you see that, don't you?	Sure I do, Earl.
don't talk too loud.	Wakin' me up in the middle of the night -- talkin' to me about things they don't understand. Callin' me a Bolshevik. I'm an anarchist. It's got nothin' to do with bombs. It's the philosophy that guarantees every man freedom. You see that, don't you?
oh, i'm awful tired. i couldn't go through another day like this.	Well, maybe you think I could!
earl, you must never do that again.	Oh, I'm awful tired. I couldn't go through another day like this.
i don't blame you, earl.  if i were in your place i wouldn't trust anybody, either.	Keep away!
what's that? only -- you're getting too near. i don't trust anybody.	I don't blame you, Earl.  If I were in your place I wouldn't trust anybody, either.
earl, there's just one thing i ought to clear up for the interview.	What's that? Only -- you're getting too near. I don't trust anybody.
no, no, you're right. i don't want to kill anybody. all i want to do is be let alone.	Earl, there's just one thing I ought to clear up for the interview.
sure you could, earl -- but you wouldn't want to do that, would you? you wouldn't want to kill anybody.	No, no, you're right. I don't want to kill anybody. All I want to do is be let alone.
maybe you're my friend and maybe you're not -- but don't come any nearer. you can't trust anybody in this crazy world. say, i'll bet i could shoot you from here.	Sure you could, Earl -- but you wouldn't want to do that, would you? You wouldn't want to kill anybody.
don't move!	Maybe you're my friend and maybe you're not -- but don't come any nearer. You can't trust anybody in this crazy world. Say, I'll bet I could shoot you from here.
earl, you don't want to hurt your friends, do you?	Don't move!
yes -- that's right. production for use.	Earl, you don't want to hurt your friends, do you?
you're not going to shoot me, earl. i'm your friend, remember? i've got to write that story about your "production for use".	Yes -- that's right. Production for use.
put down that gun, earl.	You're not going to shoot me, Earl. I'm your friend, remember? I've got to write that story about your "Production for Use".
you're not going to phone anybody where i am.	Put down that gun, Earl.
don't forget about production for use.	I won't, Earl.
isn't that her picture?	Yes. Isn't she beautiful?
miss mollie malloy. she's a wonderful person.	Isn't that her picture?
no, earl, not at all.  who sent you the flowers, earl?	Miss Mollie Malloy. She's a wonderful person.
there's nothing crazy about that, is there?	No, Earl, not at all.  Who sent you the flowers, Earl?
very simple, earl.	There's nothing crazy about that, is there?
sure. you see, i'd never had a gun in my hand before and i didn't know what to do with it. well, when i get stuck, i know that there's an answer for everything in production for use. so it came to me in a flash: what's a gun for? to shoot! so i shot. simple isn't it?	Very simple, Earl.
is that how you came to shoot the policeman?	Sure. You see, I'd never had a gun in my hand before and I didn't know what to do with it. Well, when I get stuck, I know that there's an answer for everything in production for use. So it came to me in a flash: what's a gun for? To shoot! So I shot. Simple isn't it?
a gun?  why -- to shoot, of course.	Is that how you came to shoot the policeman?
it's the only answer. everything has a use and if we let it be used for its purpose, we could solve all our problems. food was meant to be eaten, not stored away in restaurants while poor people starved; clothing was meant to be worn, not piled up in stores while people went naked. doesn't that make sense?	Yes, that makes a lot of sense, Earl.
"production for use only." well, maybe that's the answer.	It's the only answer. Everything has a use and if we let it be used for its purpose, we could solve all our problems. Food was meant to be eaten, not stored away in restaurants while poor people starved; clothing was meant to be worn, not piled up in stores while people went naked. Doesn't that make sense?
i'd do away with the profit system and have production for use only. there's enough food and clothing and shelter for everybody if we'd use some sense.	"Production for use only." Well, maybe that's the answer.
how would you go about applying the golden rule, earl?	I'd do away with the profit system and have production for use only. There's enough food and clothing and shelter for everybody if we'd use some sense.
they're very simple. i believe in the golden rule. i'm not the first man to die for preaching it. but if they would only listen to it -- we could have a fine, decent world instead of this mass of hate that makes man do such cruel things.	How would you go about applying the Golden Rule, Earl?
what are your beliefs, earl?	They're very simple. I believe in the Golden Rule. I'm not the first man to die for preaching it. But if they would only listen to it -- we could have a fine, decent world instead of this mass of hate that makes man do such cruel things.
of course not. i couldn't kill anybody -- it's against everything i've ever stood for. they know it was an accident. they're not hanging me for that -- they're hanging me for my beliefs.	What are your beliefs, Earl?
you didn't mean to kill that policeman?	Of course not. I couldn't kill anybody -- it's against everything I've ever stood for. They know it was an accident. They're not hanging me for that -- they're hanging me for my beliefs.
i couldn't plead insanity, because you see i'm just as sane as anybody else.	You didn't mean to kill that policeman?
are you all right, now?	Yeah, I'm feelin' fine.
hey --	Shut up, you!
never mind! just play dead.	Hey --
what's the idea?	Never mind! Just play dead.
i'm coming!  keep dead quiet. don't even breathe.	I'll be right here. I won't leave you.
they'll get him! they'll get him!	Ssh!
quiet, mollie!	There's somethin' funny going on around here.
what's that?	Quiet, Mollie!
what do you mean?	What's that?
mollie, they haven't got him. you gotta help me, mollie! we've got to do something!	What do you mean?
they got him surrounded some place -- gonna shoot him like a dog!	Mollie, they haven't got him. You gotta help me, Mollie! We've got to do something!
wait a minute, mollie.	They got him surrounded some place -- gonna shoot him like a dog!
where are they gone? you know where they are?	Wait a minute, Mollie.
they're newspaper men, mollie. they can't help themselves. the lord made them that way.	It wasn't the Lord! It was the devil!
they're not human!	They're newspaper men, Mollie. They can't help themselves. The Lord made them that way.
come on, mollie. this is no place for you.	They're not human!
she's good enough for me! and if i was to go home and tell my wife --	I understand perfectly, Mr. Pinkus, and as long as I am Mayor --
a very fine-looking women.	She's good enough for me! And if I was to go home and tell my wife --
here's the picture of my wife.	A very fine-looking women.
they wouldn't take it.	You're insane!
get out of here!	You can't bribe me!
is it hard?	No! It's easy -- it's very easy!
i'll explain it tomorrow!	Is it hard?
you forgot to tell me what a city sealer has to do.	I'll explain it tomorrow!
pinkus.	All right, Mr. Pinkus, all you've got to do is lay low and keep your mouth shut. Here!  Go to this address. It's a nice, homey little place, and they'll take care of you for the night. Just tell 'em Fred sent you. And here's fifty dollars on account.
come in and see me in my office tomorrow. what's your name?	Pinkus.
but how do i know...?	Come in and see me in my office tomorrow. What's your name?
no, it doesn't.  now, remember: you never delivered this.  you got caught in the traffic, or something.  now, get out of here and don't let anybody see you.	But how do I know...?
this puts me in a peculiar hole.	No, it doesn't.  Now, remember: you never delivered this.  You got caught in the traffic, or something.  Now, get out of here and don't let anybody see you.
no, they wouldn't -- they'd gain one! and i guarantee that they'll graduate with highest honors!	Yeah?
i got two kids going to school there, and if i changed them from one town to another, they'd lose a grade.	No, they wouldn't -- they'd gain one! And I guarantee that they'll graduate with highest honors!
for heaven's sake, why not?	I got two kids going to school there, and if I changed them from one town to another, they'd lose a grade.
no, i don't think so.	For heaven's sake, why not?
but you could bring 'em in here! we'll pay all your expenses.	No, I don't think so.
i couldn't work in the city. you see, i've got my family in the country.	But you could bring 'em in here! We'll pay all your expenses.
why not?	I couldn't work in the city. You see, I've got my family in the country.
you mean here in the city?	Yes, yes!
the city sealer's office!	You mean here in the city?
the what?	The City Sealer's office!
now, listen. there's a fine opening for a fellow like you in the city sealer's office.	The what?
who do you think!	Now, listen. There's a fine opening for a fellow like you in the City Sealer's office.
who? me?	Who do you think!
how much do you make a week? what's your salary?	Forty dollars.
huh?	How much do you make a week? What's your salary?
how much do you make a week?	Huh?
yes, i did, just now. don't you remember?	How much do you make a week?
now, listen! you never arrived here with this -- reprieve. get it?	Yes, I did, just now. Don't you remember?
you can't get him on the phone. he's out duckshooting now.	Fishing! Duckshooting! How do you like that. A guy does nothing more strenuous for forty years than play pinochle -- he gets elected Governor and right away he thinks he's Tarzan!
get the governor on the phone!	You can't get him on the phone. He's out duckshooting now.
they were all standing around when he wrote it. it was after they got back from fishing.	Get the Governor on the phone!
what's from the governor?	The reprieve for Earl Williams.
i'm a messenger at the state house. this is from the governor.	What's from the Governor?
what do you want?	I'm a messenger at the State House. This is from the Governor.
williams put up a desperate struggle but the police overpowered --	-- tried to shoot it out with the cops but his gun wouldn't work, so --
what's your hurry?	We want to see you.
there she is!	Say, Hildy...
get the cops, somebody.	Come on, fellas.
sure, mollie, you never looked better in your life.	Yeah, hold the line. Hey, this looks good. An old lady just called the detective bureau and claims Williams is hiding in her cellar. Well - we've looked every other place. Want to go out on it?
look out!	Look out where you're aiming, will you?
well, well -- miss mollie malloy.	Hello, Mollie.
if you ask us, no. if you ask the state alienists, the answer is yes.	It's a simple story. Earl Williams works for the E.J. McClosky Manufacturing Company as a bookkeeper for fourteen years. He starts in at twenty dollars a week and gradually works his way up to twenty-two fifty. A year ago the McClosky Company goes out of business and Williams loses his job.  Take it away, Fred Wilson!
the door was locked.	She and Mollie were talking.
what's he want?	Wants Hildy -- and sounds very excited.
baldwin. the blushing bridegroom -- himself.	What's he want?
who? hildy johnson? she just stepped out. she'll be back in a second. who? oh, mr. baldwin. well, if you'll hang on a minute, she ought to be right in. all right.	Baldwin. The blushing bridegroom -- himself.
baldwin -- his name is.	I give that marriage six months.
well -- williams goes a little balmy and begins making speeches on a plan he's got to save the world. only he makes his speeches, usually, on a very busy street and neglects to get a license for it. well, the cops let him alone as much as they can because he's harmless and they're kinda sorry for him. but one day he decides to hold a meeting right in the middle of a veteran's parade and the cops chase him. he gets scared and goes into hiding.  come in, dave schwartz.	His Honor, the Mayor, now comes out with a statement that Earl Williams is a dangerous character in the employ of two or three foreign governments and the police are going to get him dead or alive. Somebody sends out a tip that this guy is hiding in Molly Malloy's joint. And this colored policeman, Daniels, goes over to pick Williams up. Williams has read the papers, thinks the cop is going to kill him and shoots first. That is all.
grandpa, if you think of something hard enough, can you make it happen?	Apparently so.
you're much more convincing when you're making it up.	Grandpa, if you think of something hard enough, can you make it happen?
it's true.	You're much more convincing when you're making it up.
with mrs. evans. i hate her.	You'll be at home for the weekends. Now shut up, or walk.
only till they get you into the local school.	With Mrs. Evans. I hate her.
i have to live in rosehill avenue as well.	Only till they get you into the local school.
you miserable little tripe-hound. i'm the one who should be fed up, sacrificing my last sup of black market petrol to take you to school.	I have to live in Rosehill Avenue as well.
give him the you-know-what.	Very well, Grandpa.
but grandpa, you said...	I concede I was insistent, but how the Devil...
this is going too far, young man.	But Grandpa, you said...
why?	Your grandmother. She named them after virtues I lack. That's marriage for you.
want to know why they're called faith, hope, grace and charity?	Why?
no, you're out, grandpa. it's my turn.	Want to know why they're called Faith, Hope, Grace and Charity?
you're a dark horse, bowling googlies at your age. toss me up another.	No, you're out, Grandpa. It's my turn.
i know.	You're a dark horse, bowling googlies at your age. Toss me up another.
that was a googly!	I know.
never let a rat creep up on you.	I think you hit him, Grandpa. He was limping when he ran off.
can i try?	Put your hand on mine, get the knack of it.
henry chapman's daughter. it was sheila. i remember her from last year.	So it was. Sheila. This boy will go far.
what's that?	Henry Chapman's daughter. It was Sheila. I remember her from last year.
won't they have maps?	They'll have to go to a shop to buy a map, stupid. Then they'll give zemselves avay viz ze vay zay tork.
they pulled them up from all the crossroads, so when the germans land they'll lose their way.	Won't they have maps?
bugger off, you bloody sod.	OK. You're in.
now put them together. bugger off, you bloody sod.	Bugger off, you bloody sod.
bloody.	Now put them together. Bugger off, you bloody sod.
bloody.	Bloody.
sod.	Bloody.
sod.	Sod.
bugger off.	Sod.
that word is special. that word is only for something really important. now, repeat after me... bugger off.	Bugger off.
well go on then. you can't join if you can't answer.	I only know one.
say them.	Well go on then. You can't join if you can't answer.
yes.	Say them.
do you know any swear words?	Yes.
i don't mind.	Do you know any swear words?
you want to join our gang?	I don't mind.
my uncle's in the war office. he said, don't go on the bomb sites. "boys are going missing all the time."	They're not.
who told you that?	My uncle's in the War Office. He said, Don't go on the bomb sites. "Boys are going missing all the time."
the germans are dropping men on bomb sites.	Who told you that?
what's that?	The Germans are dropping men on bomb sites.
i know a secret.	What's that?
yes, you was. make him talk.	I know a secret.
i never was.	Yes, you was. Make him talk.
what are you doing here? this is our territory	Looking for shrapnel.
no, she didn't.	Yes, she did, didn't she?
pauline's mum got killed.	No, she didn't.
pauline.	Liar. Mummy keep still and Daddy moves on top of her. That's what they do when they know how.
who with?	Pauline.
it's easy. i've done it.	Who with?
i suppose they're still learning, that's why they keep moving about.	It's easy. I've done it.
bruce, look! dad got some german jam.	We thought it was poison.
tell them about pauline's mum.	Not now. They wouldn't believe me.
ask her yourself.	You do it. You're a girl.
go and ask her if she wants to play.	Ask her yourself.
you couldn't.	Could.
would.	You couldn't.
you wouldn't.	Would.
it doesn't matter, i can drive the car home.	You wouldn't.
he's never going to come back. he's gone off to be a soldier and mummy doesn't even know.	It doesn't matter, I can drive the car home.
well, for the baby, really.	Thank you Billy, from the baby and me.
you did that for me, and on the last day of your holidays?	Well, for the baby, really.
you don't like jam. you hate jam. you never eat jam.	That's not the point.
well, i'm not having any. even if it's not poisoned. i don't think it's right. it's not patriotic.	You don't like jam. You hate jam. You never eat jam.
i'm starting my own collection.	It's Canadian. Where'd you get it?
mind that shrapnel dawn thrusts a brass regimental hat badge in bill's face.	I'm starting my own collection.
they've got the real thing outside.	It's not the same.
can't we just see the end?	They've got the real thing outside.
please god. not on us. drop it on mrs. evans. she's a cow.	...and six...
...and four and five...	Please God. Not on us. Drop it on Mrs. Evans. She's a cow.
the next one is ours. either it hits us or it goes past us.	...and four and five...
you're the biggest fibber.	It's dinner time. It really is. Cross my heart.
i did see them. i did.	He's the worst liar.
you said that last year, dad.	The land and the King are one, my son. If he stutters we falter. He's getting batter, and so are we.
it's like telling fibs.	That's it. When you tell a lie, you hope to get away with it. When someone else does, you want to find them out. A good batsman will spot a googly. A good bowler will hide it. Always remember that, son.
now, the googly looks like a leg break, but it's really an off break. got it? like this.	It's like telling fibs.
but dad, it's the news.	Thanks, son. I can hear it. I'm not sleeping, just closing my eyes.
crocodiles! aah!	The sodding water table.
who pays for them?	We will, you will, for the rest of our lives?
they send over a few every day, to let them know we're still here. each shell costs as much as a ford 8.	Who pays for them?
wow!	They send over a few every day, to let them know we're still here. Each shell costs as much as a Ford 8.
big berthas, shelling france. twenty-five-mile range, they have.	Wow!
what's that?	Big Berthas, shelling France. Twenty-five-mile range, they have.
you expect me to spend the rest of the war sitting at home staring at a ring? and you'll meet some french girl who can speak your own language. no thank you!	Please yourself.
i swear i don't know.  here's your christmas present.	You expect me to spend the rest of the war sitting at home staring at a ring? And you'll meet some French girl who can speak your own language. No thank you!
you do, you do. you're just not saying.	I swear I don't know.  Here's your Christmas present.
i don't know?	You do, you do. You're just not saying.
where?	I don't know?
we're not supposed to say, but we're being shipped out tomorrow.	Where?
what is it?	We're not supposed to say, but we're being shipped out tomorrow.
air-raid?	Didn't you feel the house rock? You must have seen all those shell bursts.
boy, that was some air-raid.	Air-raid?
take it away. i know your husband's been away a long time, but....	Don't be so cheeky, Bruce.
they might be.	I mean, no suspenders. They just kinda' disappear up your ass.
well. now we can do it slow. are those some kind of stockings you're wearing?	They might be.
a bit too quick.	Well. Now we can do it slow. Are those some kind of stockings you're wearing?
it was great for me, how was it for you.	A bit too quick.
and absent bridegrooms!	And the bride.
here's to music. and absent friends.	And absent bridegrooms!
and i'm still just a lad myself.	Don't bother to grow up. It's no fun at all.
so you're going to be a grandfather.	And I'm still just a lad myself.
don't panic!  keep your head!	I will if you will!
you always were, clive. steady the buffs.	Bugger the Buffs.
i don't understand. is there any point to it?	There is all right. This Hitter fellow. We've got to winkle him out. And get shot of some of our lot at the same time.
naturally.	I don't understand. Is there any point to it?
except the servicemen.	Naturally.
never done better. on the fiddle. like everyone else.	Except the servicemen.
how's your war, mac?	Never done better. On the fiddle. Like everyone else.
propaganda. we've been had.	How's your war, Mac?
there was talk of planting some when we first came.	Propaganda. We've been had.
you need trees for an avenue.	There was talk of planting some when we first came.
why not?	You need trees for an avenue.
rosehill avenue. no roses. no hill. and it's certainly not an avenue.	Why not?
what about it?	Rosehill Avenue. No roses. No hill. And it's certainly not an avenue.
did you? you thought you did. we've been gypsed, all our lives. look at your street.	What about it?
what kind of war is this mac?  up there in cumberland, we never see an air-raid. the worst problem i have is getting a new typewriter ribbon. when i rode in against the turks, i knew what it was about.	Did you? You thought you did. We've been gypsed, all our lives. Look at your street.
what did we know? we were seventeen.	I heard the drum and fife yesterday, Mac, marching past.  Made my hair stand on end.  I thought, I've been asleep for twenty years.
if king and country call, mac, you go as soon as i will.	What did we know? We were seventeen.
you're a mug, clive. we did our bit in the last lot.	If King and Country call, Mac, you go as soon as I will.
consider grace, the kids. i love them like my own. and you.	Kiss me Hardy.
weeds will grow, mac.	Consider Grace, the kids. I love them like my own. And you.
root it out clive... the thought of it, before it takes hold.	Weeds will grow, Mac.
and jim.	What's left of him. He'll never see outside of the Star and Garter.
...two indians to fan me all night. the heat.	....buried In a shell-hole for thee days, while he's out there playing polo and sticking pigs.
...it was a toss-up. his company went to india, mine went to france. flip of a coin.	...two Indians to fan me all night. The heat.
could you seal it over with hot pitch, clive? caulk it like the hull of a ship.	Thanks. I hope you can come for the launching.
i've found a bungalow to rent up the towpath, clive. i never want to leave the river again. the children have had such a wonderful summer.	Fair enough.  The river.
i've had a letter from her. they've moved house.	Where to?
i'm glad you didn't send them to your aunt.	I've had a letter from her. They've moved house.
not till christmas, i don't suppose.	I'm glad you didn't send them to your aunt.
when do you think you'll get leave again?	Not till Christmas, I don't suppose.
what are you going to be then?	A clerk. I'm doing a typing course. I'll be typing for England.
i wasn't too old when i started the course. i was too old when it finished.	What are you going to be then?
why didn't they say that before you started?	I wasn't too old when I started the course. I was too old when it finished.
that's it.	Why didn't they say that before you started?
you mean they let you go through the officer training course and then said you were too old for a commission?	That's it.
taste it. why don't you taste it?	You taste it.
it looks....foreign.	Jam is jam! It's just jam!
well?	It looks....foreign.
well, it's off ration. we know that.	How do we know they didn't plant it there? They know we're mad on jam.  They could poison half the country.
we don't know anything about it	Well, it's off ration. We know that.
and what's that?	Jam.
oh, that.	I wish you could have told me yourself.  Oh, Grace, it's not for long. They say it'll be over by Christmas.
you joined up.	Oh, that.
what's that?	You joined up.
has sue got it right?	What's that?
we all had to write a last letter home.	And it was the last. Hasn't written a letter since. Not even a birthday card.
we didn't know that. it was a suicide mission. machetes against artillery. volunteers only.	They'd gone.
no turks.	We didn't know that. It was a suicide mission. Machetes against artillery. Volunteers only.
now take deep breaths, and push.	Why? It's coming on its own. It doesn't hurt.
it looks a bit fishy to me.	Could we salt them, or smoke them, do you think?
i don't believe this is happening to me.	It's not. It's happening to me.
i think it's very sensible in the circumstances.	Now he's gone and made me fall in love with him, which I never wanted to do. I told him that.
he said i was right. i shouldn't wait for him. i was better to make a clean break.	I think it's very sensible in the circumstances.
what did he say?	He said I was right. I shouldn't wait for him. I was better to make a clean break.
he's being posted. i was terrible to him.	Don't leave it like that. Go after him. Swallow your pride.
what is it, pet?	He's being posted. I was terrible to him.
you better bring him home, if you really love him. don't kill love. you'll regret it for the rest of your life.	Who said anything about love?
i want him. i want him so much. i'll kill myself if i can't have him.	There, there, my baby.
you go to bed this minute and take off that lipstick.	No, I won't.
out.	You go to bed this minute and take off that lipstick.
and where do you think you're going?	Out.
i won't have this vulgar talk in my house.	It's only a joke, Mummy. I'm fifteen. I'm still at school. I want to be a nun when I grow up.
the ideas you get in your head.	That's why you never liked me. I'm different from you. Well, everything's different now, so it doesn't matter. So there.
tell me the truth. you had to get married, didn't you? because of me.	The ideas you get in your head.
don't be silly, dawn.	Well, why do you always bring the carving knife in here?
what would we do if a german came into the house?	Don't be silly, Dawn.
he always knows.	Half the time he's bluffing.
ancient. have you finished your homework?	After this dance.
you know it? it must be an old one.	Ancient. Have you finished your homework?
this phoney war get's on my nerves. if we're going to have a war, i wish they'd get it started.	Just ignore her, Mac.
i doubt if a few bombs would wake up dawn on a sunday morning.	This phoney war get's on my nerves. If we're going to have a war, I wish they'd get it started.
...such nice boys with straw boaters and blazers. all the punts lit up with chinese lanterns. like fireflies. and the gramophone going on one of the boats. always the charleston, the charleston, the charleston. oh, you girls.	Wasn't it lovely?
up to six weeks, i think.	How are we going to cope?
did they say how long it would take to get new ration books, grace?	Up to six weeks, I think.
no, mother! it's war! war!	Or what?
is it peace in out time?	No, Mother! It's War! War!
i wish it could all have been different.	Look after yourself, Grace.
you might still have a house.	I wish it could all have been different.
bless you, mac. what would i have done without you?	You might still have a house.
we can't change what's past. not even the war can do that.	We did all the proper things, and we lost love. That's sad, Mac.
this war's put an end to decent things. i want to close my eyes and jump and give myself for once, hold nothing back.	We can't change what's past. Not even the war can do that.
we did the decent thing.	This war's put an end to decent things. I want to close my eyes and jump and give myself for once, hold nothing back.
he could always make me laugh.	We did the decent thing.
clive had a job. i didn't. i couldn't.	He could always make me laugh.
you were never apart, you and clive. he kept asking and asking.  and i waited and waited for you to say something. and you never did.	Clive had a job. I didn't. I couldn't.
it's all better left unsaid, grace.	You were never apart, you and Clive. He kept asking and asking.  And I waited and waited for you to say something. And you never did.
not loving enough. that is a terrible thing to do to someone. i suppose i did it to clive. always held something back.	It's all better left unsaid, Grace.
she said, 'i know you love me, mac, but you've never loved me enough.'	Not loving enough. That is a terrible thing to do to someone. I suppose I did it to Clive. Always held something back.
mac, did you ever find out who molly went off with?	A Polish pilot. It's like one of those jokes on the wireless.
remember this beach, mac? all those summers. out two families, together.	Happy days.  When you're bigger, Bill, I'll teach you the googly.
...since i used to take you to the proms?	That's right. Not since then Not since I got married.
mac, that was wonderful. i haven't been to a concert since...	...since I used to take you to the Proms?
it seems to have survived.	Play something, Grace.
please yourself.  let them go, if they want.	Grace!
i can't do it. what's the point?	It's just the wrench, Grace. It's for their sake.
it was the best time of his life.	How many of our class left? You and me out of twenty-eight.
what can you do with four daughters, i asked myself, a string quartet was all i could come up with. they hated me for making them learn.	And now we're glad you did.
you married that fool, clive, that's what. never mind, you can stay with us.	How long?
what did i do to deserve this?	You married that fool, Clive, that's what. Never mind, you can stay with us.
father, that's enough now	And...and...Henry Chapman's girl, was it Thelma? No, I can see those cornflower eyes...I've lost your name, my sweetness.
to mary mcdonald, thelma richardson, bobo hinds, lily sanderson...  ...little sarah whats-it, now there was a spirit. and marjorie anderson.	Father, that's enough now
i'm so glad you could come. here we are, all together again.	Happy as can be. In the old groove.
you've been drinking. your tipsy.	Tipsy, topsy, turvy.
am i? maybe i am.	You've been drinking. Your tipsy.
you're having me on, molly.	Am I? Maybe I am.
well! i'm not talking about mac. he hasn't toughed me for ages. and not often ever. my life started when mac went on nights.	You're having me on, Molly.
molly!	Well! I'm not talking about Mac. He hasn't toughed me for ages. And not often ever. My life started when Mac went on nights.
i don't know how you cope, grace. three kids, army pay. on your own.	You know something, Molly? I like it on my own. I never got used to sharing a bed, not really.
i don't mind it. it was harder before the war. trying to keep up appearances. now it's patriotic to be poor.	I don't know how you cope, Grace. Three kids, army pay. On your own.
god, how i hate all this scrimping and squalor.	I don't mind it. It was harder before the war. Trying to keep up appearances. Now it's patriotic to be poor.
i didn't mean it like that, grace. why does it always come out wrong?	I know you mean well.
kids don't care. you're thinking of yourself.	I didn't mean it like that, Grace. Why does it always come out wrong?
it's so far way. i couldn't bear it.	Kids don't care. You're thinking of yourself.
it's not fair on them. it's selfish to keep them with you.	My aunt in Australia has offered..
please don't kill us, please don't kill us.	Please don't kill us, please don't kill us.
i agree.	Yeah, it won't take long and besides you sassy poodle girls will slow us down.
the lions were totally covered in this guy's blood... i think they ate his face off, tore open his rib cage, pulled his legs off... it was a wild scene.	Things like that get a lot bloodier than ya think.
oh, i know. i'll show you where it's at, sweetie. aren't you just so cute all bundled up like a cinnamon roll of christmas love.	Cool.
i always hate saying the word cheese, every time you get your picture taken... smile, say cheese.	I know I hate Swiss cheese, the holes make me nervous.
any cone, yeah...  i hate that word... sounds ugly, i don't like crumple either.	I always hate saying the word cheese, every time you get your picture taken... smile, say cheese.
huh... what cone?	Any cone, yeah...  I hate that word... sounds ugly, I don't like crumple either.
cone.	Huh... what cone?
what?	Cone.
maybe, maybe, maybe... hey, you know what word i hate?	What?
deadwood, is that what it's called? cool, will you show us?	Maybe, maybe, maybe... hey, you know what word I hate?
yeah, it's a tree. i used to play there all the time. but, you can't find it without me. outsider can't find no deadwood.	Deadwood, is that what it's called? Cool, will you show us?
really, wow, so it's really a real thing.	Yeah, it's a tree. I used to play there all the time. But, you can't find it without me. Outsider can't find no deadwood.
yeah, i know where that is, it's right by my house. it's dr. satan's tree. i can show ya.	Really, wow, so it's really a real thing.
yikes.	Yeah, icky. This one guy stops and I look in and he's got his thing out waving it around like a drunk monkey.
yeah, most people just whiz on by like i was invisible or something... or else they're creeps who wanna jam their slimy hands down my pants and twiddle my naughty-naughty.	Yikes.
really, that's a long time.	Yeah, most people just whiz on by like I was invisible or something... or else they're creeps who wanna jam their slimy hands down my pants and twiddle my naughty-naughty.
whoa, thanks for stopping. i been standing out there in that toad strangling rain for like a hundred million years.	Really, that's a long time.
take his gag out, it's more fun with the screaming.	Yeah, I like the screaming too... it's so much more exciting.
who's your daddy!	Who's your Daddy!
enjoy your last night...  ...where's otis?	Oh, he's coming, he got something real special this year.
drink up, it's party time.	Enjoy your last night...  ...where's Otis?
come on, ma... this bitch's got it coming.	No, I told you...
baby! stop!	Come on, ma... this bitch's got it coming.
i'll cut your fucking tits off and shove 'em down your throat.	Baby! Stop!
ma, tiny's in.	Go tell him to get your Grandpa.
what about r.j.?	Oh, he was already gone before I seen him... but Tiny saw him and said he said he was going out to the yard to get a new wheel.
tiny's home.	What about R.J.?
hey, great they're back.	Whoopie fucking doo.
ok, sorry... maybe the great pumpkin ate 'em up.	Hey, great they're back.
that's not something to joke about.	OK, sorry... maybe the Great Pumpkin ate 'em up.
oh. maybe r.j. got into a crash and killed everbody?	That's not something to joke about.
what? no, i'm was worried that... i was just wondering what's taking so long.	Oh. Maybe R.J. got into a crash and killed everbody?
don't worry, sugar. it ain't past my bedtime... are you flirting with me?	What? No, I'm was worried that... I was just wondering what's taking so long.
i wonder what time it is. seems kind of late.	Don't worry, sugar. It ain't past my bedtime... are you flirting with me?
ain't the only thing tasty in this house.	I wonder what time it is. Seems kind of late.
mmmmm, this is tasty.	Ain't the only thing tasty in this house.
a dead one.	Mmmmm, this is tasty.
hey, um...  ...what kind of animal is that?	A dead one.
you're welcome.	Hey, um...  ...what kind of animal is that?
thank you.	You're welcome.
you sure do a lot of guessing.	Thank you.
um, yeah sure, i guess.	You sure do a lot of guessing.
no. there's a bunch a us 'round somewhere... i think mamma's sleepin'. she sleeps a lot, now... do you want marshmallows?	Um, yeah sure, I guess.
so, you live here alone... i mean with just your brother?	No. There's a bunch a us 'round somewhere... I think Mamma's sleepin'. She sleeps a lot, now... do you want marshmallows?
he left!	Yeah, come on.
oh... yeah, he already left. we'll wait inside, come on.	He left!
is your brother ready to go?	Oh... yeah, he already left. We'll wait inside, come on.
aw, you ain't seen nothing yet.	Is your brother ready to go?
christ, you scared the shit out of me.	Aw, you ain't seen nothing yet.
ok.	Christ, you scared the shit out of me.
the door's locked. i'll gotta go around... wait here.	OK.
almost there... are you in a hurry or something?	Well, yeah, kind of.
how much further?	Almost there... are you in a hurry or something?
don't worry, i'll be right back.	Come on.
ok, whatever. let's go get your brother's truck. faster we get the truck, faster we get out of here.	OK.
i guess i'll try to back it out on the rim... at least to the main road.	If you keep going straight you can get back on the interstate... it's easier.
which way?	Go straight up about another mile... til we hit Cherrypicker Road and turn right... it ain't far from there.
what about the tree?	Oh yeah, the tree.
where's that?	Couple more miles up this road.
aw, i was going home to my mamma's house... yeah, i was out doing this thing.	Where's that?
why? you gonna do something about it?	Yeah, I'll do something.
you shouldn't a done that.	Why? You gonna do something about it?
take that, you fucking slut!  fucking redneck whore!	You shouldn't a done that.
he walks, duh.	Fucking great.
i just pictured the tire sitting in a chair watching tv.	Oh, wonderful.  Fucking psycho.
what the hell are you laughing about?	I just pictured the tire sitting in a chair watching TV.
do you believe this fucking girl?	I was just wondering, cause you got a pissy look about you... like a real pussy licking bitch.
you know... a couple of queers.	Do you believe this fucking girl?
what?	You know... a couple of queers.
are you two gals all funny with each other?	What?
wondering what?	Are you two gals all funny with each other?
i was just wondering.	Wondering what?
can i help you with something?	I was just wondering.
i'd like to see that.	Nice.
no! he's one of god's creatures, he can't help it if he's dumb... i'm just crazy about animals.	The animals have got nothing to do with it.
what's this?	A missing girl. I use'ta go to school with her, she just up and disappeared some day... real weird.
hey, wait take this.	What's this?
come on, bro. let's go.	Hey, wait take this.
holy crap, thanks!	Come on, bro. Let's go.
keep the change and get yourself a new name.	Holy crap, thanks!
ummmm... two hundred and eighty-five dollars.	Keep the change and get yourself a new name.
great story goober, how much?	Ummmm... two hundred and eighty-five dollars.
actually it's g. ober... gerry ober, but the guys drew in the other o, fucking assholes.	Great story Goober, how much?
i'll bet you do... how much we owe ya...  ...goober?	Actually it's G. Ober... Gerry Ober, but the guys drew in the other O, fucking assholes.
yeah, yeah...  ...i like to fuck shit up.	I'll bet you do... how much we owe ya...  ...Goober?
yeah, well we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what i mean?	Yeah, yeah...  ...I like to fuck shit up.
you all sure are buying a lot of holy water for two people.	Yeah, well we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?
now, what makes you think that?	You all sure are buying a lot of holy water for two people.
you all having a halloween party tonight?	Now, what makes you think that?
no, no i think it's really interesting.	Well fuck me Side Sally, who want to read about all that horse shit anyway.
y'all find us country people real funny like don't ya... well, god damn pack up the mule and sling me some grits, i'ze a gotta get me some schooling.	No, no I think it's really interesting.
but suppose for a second you did.	Y'all find us country people real funny like don't ya... well, God damn pack up the mule and sling me some grits, I'ze a gotta get me some schooling.
i don't.	But suppose for a second you did.
but if you did.	I don't.
i don't drive cross country.	But if you did.
you see me and my friends are writing a book on offbeat roadside attractions. you know all the crazy shit you see when you drive cross country.	I don't drive cross country.
i figured that much. why the fuck you asking so many jackass questions for?	You see me and my friends are writing a book on offbeat roadside attractions. You know all the crazy shit you see when you drive cross country.
yeah, i was never that big of a western fan. i like science fiction.	I figured that much. Why the fuck you asking so many jackass questions for?
hell, boy there some other duke you know about?  a great american.	Yeah, I was never that big of a western fan. I like science fiction.
you mean john wayne?	Hell, boy there some other Duke you know about?  A great American.
yeah, my pa wasn't right in the head after that.	You mean John Wayne?
the duke?	Yeah, my Pa wasn't right in the head after that.
shit, i don't remember exactly. i took over for my pa just after the duke nabbed the oscar.	The Duke?
no, really.	Shit, I don't remember exactly. I took over for my Pa just after the Duke nabbed the Oscar.
how long is a piece of string? too god damn long, that's how long.	No, really.
how long have you been running this place?	How long is a piece of string? Too God damn long, that's how long.
almost there.	Jesus, you think she was really gonna cut you?
i can't believe what i'm seeing.	I know, this is fucking nuts.
didn't look like chicken to me, more like fried pussy cat.	Tasted pretty good.
hey, i asked you if you wanted some chicken.	Didn't look like chicken to me, more like fried pussy cat.
whatever, at this point all i care about is food. i'm starving and i got a fucking killer headache.	Hey, I asked you if you wanted some chicken.
oh, don't worry she didn't get offended by what i said. you two got to lighten up... right, bill?	Whatever, at this point all I care about is food. I'm starving and I got a fucking killer headache.
thanks.	No problem.
don't forget the flashlight, it's pretty dark out there.	Thanks.
tire's fucking gone crap on us, man. there's no saving it now.	And the spare is safely sitting in Jerry's garage.
well, technically i did what ya said.	You're a real fucking piece of work.
jesus christ, jerry.	Well, technically I did what ya said.
yeah, i fixed it. well, i ain't... um, i can't remember. i think i took it out to fit the bags and forgot to put it back.	Jesus Christ, Jerry.
i hope you fixed the spare like i asked ya.	Yeah, I fixed it. Well, I ain't... um, I can't remember. I think I took it out to fit the bags and forgot to put it back.
gee, ya think it wouldn't be too much trouble.	I hope you fixed the spare like I asked ya.
i'll help ya.	Gee, ya think it wouldn't be too much trouble.
ok, let's relax. i'll check it, maybe i'm wrong. don't everybody freak out just yet.	I'll help ya.
what was that?	Fuck. I think we blew a tire.
oh yeah, i heard about that. i always thought it was bullshit.	No... yeah, they ripped him to pieces while his family watched from the car. The wife is screaming, the kids are crying. Some dude in another car filmed the whole thing.
that reminds me of a film i saw once of a guy who got out of his car at lion country safari to take a picture of a lion cub and got eaten by the lions.	Oh yeah, I heard about that. I always thought it was bullshit.
she looks like she stinks.	Cat fight, cat fight.
it's a hitchhiker.	Way out here?
what's that?	It's a hitchhiker.
come on, we need something like this. it could be the real deal. it's too far out of the way to come back to.	What's that?
i'm not exactly sure... it looks close. did we pass an abandoned school bus yet?	I don't know.
how much further?	I'm not exactly sure... it looks close. Did we pass an abandoned school bus yet?
keep straight on this road here.	How much further?
wake up the chicks and bust out the camera awesome?	Hell yeah.
really fucking awesome.	Wake up the chicks and bust out the camera awesome?
how awesome?	Really fucking awesome.
holy crap. you gotta see this place. it's awesome.	How awesome?
ok, boss.	Holy crap. You gotta see this place. It's awesome.
i'll pump the gas. go inside and see if it's worth thinking about.	OK, Boss.
i hope this place is cool. we could use something interesting to liven up chapter 12.	I'll pump the gas. Go inside and see if it's worth thinking about.
perfect.	I hope this place is cool. We could use something interesting to liven up chapter 12.
don't panic yourself, way too much caffeine guy... i see a sign.  captain spaulding's museum of madmen and monsters... cool. also... fried chicken and... gasoline... next exit.	Perfect.
i dunno... we'll ask around as we get closer. man, i really don't want to run out of gas out here in the middle of petticoat junction, man.	Don't panic yourself, way too much caffeine guy... I see a sign.  Captain Spaulding's Museum of Madmen and Monsters... cool. Also... fried chicken and... gasoline... next exit.
yeah, no shit i just told ya.  hey, you think this place called alien ed's ufo welcoming center is still around? it says, "where the fact is separated from the fantasy."	I dunno... we'll ask around as we get closer. Man, I really don't want to run out of gas out here in the middle of Petticoat Junction, man.
oh yeah, i remember now.	Yeah, no shit I just told ya.  Hey, you think this place called Alien Ed's UFO Welcoming Center is still around? It says, "Where the Fact is separated from the Fantasy."
then the devil says, "are you gay?" guy says, "fuck no"... devil says, "well then, i guess you're gonna hate thursdays."	Oh yeah, I remember now.
yeah.	Then the devil says, "are you gay?" Guy says, "fuck no"... Devil says, "Well then, I guess you're gonna hate Thursdays."
then the devil asks, "do you drink?" guy says, "yeah"... devil say, "wonderful, wednesday is free drinks night, best booze you ever had... all made from the finest stuff."	Yeah.
shit, we really need to find some gas.	Then the devil asks, "do you drink?" Guy says, "yeah"... devil say, "wonderful, Wednesday is free drinks night, best booze you ever had... all made from the finest stuff."
so, the guy goes to hell and the devil says, "do you smoke?" the guy say, "yeah"... the devil say, "great cause tuesday is cigar night, sweetest cuban cigars you ever had."	Shit, we really need to find some gas.
hold on, i've heard this before... but i can't remember the end.	So, the guy goes to Hell and the devil says, "do you smoke?" The guy say, "yeah"... the devil say, "great cause Tuesday is cigar night, sweetest Cuban cigars you ever had."
hot has got nothing to do with it.	Hold on, I've heard this before... but I can't remember the end.
yeah, i guess... hot chicks are always nuts.	Hot has got nothing to do with it.
dude, talk about baggage, that ain't no carry-on shit, that's some heavy duty samsonite shit.	Yeah, I guess... hot chicks are always nuts.
i'll let it slide, she was only seventeen.	Dude, talk about baggage, that ain't no carry-on shit, that's some heavy duty Samsonite shit.
i thought she tried to murder a witness for the prosecution.	I'll let it slide, she was only seventeen.
fuck yeah, she is. i'd join a cult to get some of that... and the best part is she didn't try to kill the president or nothing, so that baggage ain't hanging around.	I thought she tried to murder a witness for the prosecution.
oh yeah, i forgot about her. she was pretty hot.	Fuck yeah, she is. I'd join a cult to get some of that... and the best part is she didn't try to kill the President or nothing, so that baggage ain't hanging around.
as far a hot... goes i gotta go with... ruth ann moorehouse.	Oh yeah, I forgot about her. She was pretty hot.
yeah, no shit.	As far a hot... goes I gotta go with... Ruth Ann Moorehouse.
if we're talking cute... like regular cute, i'd say leslie van houton, but cute ain't hot.	Yeah, no shit.
better than pissing... anyway so, what's your choice?	If we're talking cute... like regular cute, I'd say Leslie Van Houton, but cute ain't hot.
there always one kid with no bodily controls. we had this dude, jeff baxter, he was a puker. the fucker would just sit there puke all over himself.	Better than pissing... anyway so, what's your choice?
yeah but, she reminds me of this chick that i remember from fourth grade... called a... shit, what did we call her?  oh yeah, patty pee-pee pants... when ever she got called on by miss chumski, this chick would piss in her pants and start bawling.	There always one kid with no bodily controls. We had this dude, Jeff Baxter, he was a puker. The fucker would just sit there puke all over himself.
she's pretty cute.	Yeah but, she reminds me of this chick that I remember from fourth grade... called a... shit, what did we call her?  Oh yeah, Patty Pee-pee Pants... when ever she got called on by Miss Chumski, this chick would piss in her pants and start bawling.
sqeaky! no way, she ain't that hot.	She's pretty cute.
really? huh, i thought for sure you'd say lynette fromme. she's got that snooty vibe i know you dig.	Sqeaky! No way, she ain't that hot.
don't look back, just get in the car.	Lock the fucking doors.
yeah, i'd say at this point all we can do is just wait it out. there's nothing else.	I suppose. I mean they're obviously all bonkers, but I guess they're harmless.
shit, i'm all for being a sport, but this is ridiculous.	Man, it's already ten thirty.
just grin and bear it.	That food...  ugh, I feel like I'm gonna puke.
what's he so excited about?	Yeah, showtime for what?
yeah, maybe r.j. could just tow us and our car to the nearest garage.	I mean obviously we will compensate you for your troubles.
fuck! we are fucked!	Turn that fucking radio off!
honk at him. scare him.	He won't move.
i like sleep.	Here he comes.
drive through it!	It won't work.
i gotta open the gate.	Drive through it!
what are you doing!	I gotta open the gate.
quiet.	Oh, I'm sorry, bothering you? Was I disturbing your viewing pleasure?
how much is a person supposed to stand?	Quiet.
this is starting to make me real uncomfortable.	Just sit back and enjoy the show.
check this out.	Well, ya can't complain I never take you anyplace.
i hope to christ she doesn't expect us to wear these things.	Whatever it is just do it. The more we play along the faster we'll get the hell out of here.
screw that, no way, i ain't letting you go by yourself.	Don't worry, I'll be quick. Just stay here, no sense everybody getting drenched.
forget it. i'll just go.	Screw that, no way, I ain't letting you go by yourself.
what!	Fine! I'll go straight!
fine. i'll go straight.	What!
well, i got some bad news and some bad news.	What?
hey, he moved.	Let's get going before that thing tries to eat the car or something.
there's not enough room.	Then run him over, he'll move.
go around him.	There's not enough room.
why are we stopping?	There's a dog in the road.
sounds like a magical trip through the heartland.	Where ya headed?
we can't leave her out here in the rain... maybe we can just drop her at the next rest area.	She looks like a freak.
should we stop?	We can't leave her out here in the rain... maybe we can just drop her at the next rest area.
well, don't even think about playing the good samaritan, there's way too many psychos wandering loose these days.	It's a girl.
we'll need pictures of the inside too.	Alright, alright. I know... I wanted to be the photographer.
yeah, yeah, sure. you don't have to get all true grit all over my ass... i'll give'm to ya... you can knock yourself silly for all i care.	Enough talk, write.
how's about you give me those same directions.	Yeah, yeah, sure. You don't have to get all True Grit all over my ass... I'll give'm to ya... you can knock yourself silly for all I care.
yeah, they weren't here but a few minutes, didn't really have time to get as up close and personal as i do with most of the assholes that wander through here.	How's about you give me those same directions.
is that all... think real hard.	Yeah, they weren't here but a few minutes, didn't really have time to get as up close and personal as I do with most of the assholes that wander through here.
and i gave 'em directions out there, up by the old farm row... i figured what's the harm. stupid kids probably going out to piss up a rope and got themselves turned around backasswards and got lost as shit.	Is that all... think real hard.
and...	And I gave 'em directions out there, up by the old farm row... I figured what's the harm. Stupid kids probably going out to piss up a rope and got themselves turned around backasswards and got lost as shit.
what'd you see, who was she with, where were they going?	Aw, she was with some nosey, smartass high-rise kids. They were poking around... asking stupid questions.
hmmmmmmmmm?	What'd you see, who was she with, where were they going?
come on, get with the facts.	Hmmmmmmmmm?
well, i'll try but i don't know nothing 'bout nobody. i'm a guy who likes to mind his own business, if ya get what i'm saying.	You seen this girl? Say... within the last 24 hours.
what i need are some answers.	Well, I'll try but I don't know nothing 'bout nobody. I'm a guy who likes to mind his own business, if ya get what I'm saying.
officers, officers what can i do for you today? i ain't fried up the birds yet... if that's what you're ring a ding dinging about.	What I need are some answers.
fuck your grandmother.	Yeah, I remember Mr. Alacard the shop teacher use'ta call you Little Dick Wick. Hey, wasn't there a song we made up to go with that?
ya hear me? you bust that crapper and i'll beat your ass.	I hear ya.
yeah, now there's the perfect woman.	Can I get some stamps off ya?  Did you fix the toilet yet?
nova, yeah she looked pretty sweet.	Yeah, now there's the perfect woman.
i always loved that mute broad that chuck heston was shacking up with.	Nova, yeah she looked pretty sweet.
had to take him to the hospital. kid had dr. zaius stuck half way up his butt, couldn't get it out.	I always loved that mute broad that Chuck Heston was shacking up with.
goddamn.	Had to take him to the hospital. Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck half way up his butt, couldn't get it out.
naw, he don't do anything else with 'em, but he did get caught once with a planet of the apes doll hanging out his asshole.	Goddamn.
i'm sure that ain't the only place he's sticking those pencils.	Naw, he don't do anything else with 'em, but he did get caught once with a Planet of the Apes doll hanging out his asshole.
yeah, doesn't hurt himself, just spins it around next to his eyeball.	I'm sure that ain't the only place he's sticking those pencils.
what?	Yeah, doesn't hurt himself, just spins it around next to his eyeball.
yeah, i guess, you know next to wacking his weasel his other favorite thing is twisting sharpened pencils in the corner of his eyes.	What?
worse than a fucking rabid baboon.	Yeah, I guess, you know next to wacking his weasel his other favorite thing is twisting sharpened pencils in the corner of his eyes.
well, yeah... i think that if you knew him... i mean if you'd understand his urges, shit the guy's like forty or something.	Worse than a fucking rabid baboon.
christ, ain't they all. all them retards wanna do is fuck and eat.	Well, yeah... I think that if you knew him... I mean if you'd understand his urges, shit the guy's like forty or something.
that kid is one horny retard.	Christ, ain't they all. All them retards wanna do is fuck and eat.
fascinating.	That kid is one horny retard.
yeah, he's all hot on her after he found some of his dad's old nudie books hidden in the basement. he keeps 'em taped inside his school workbook.	Fascinating.
the retard over at molly's fruit stand.	Yeah, he's all hot on her after he found some of his dad's old nudie books hidden in the basement. He keeps 'em taped inside his school workbook.
shit, this ain't worth nothing now that my name gotten all over it. i was a fixin' on trading it to jackie cobb.	The retard over at Molly's fruit stand.
hmmmmm.	Shit, this ain't worth nothing now that my name gotten all over it. I was a fixin' on trading it to Jackie Cobb.
i... i got back a stack today. some nice shots.  see, a good topless june wilkinson... unfortunately she personalized it...  to stucky, love june.	Hmmmmm.
what happened? oh, i'm sorry, it's none of my business.	He tried to burn the house down, said it was possessed by the spirits. Tiny was sleeping in the basement where the fire started. I don't think Earl ever meant to harm us... but Tiny was badly burnt, his ears were destroyed and most of his skin.
yeah, my poor baby. it's his daddy's fault. i mean earl was a good man... i mean he never hit me or nothing, but one day he just got up and went pure devil on us all.	What happened? Oh, I'm sorry, it's none of my business.
oh.	Yeah, my poor baby. It's his Daddy's fault. I mean Earl was a good man... I mean he never hit me or nothing, but one day he just got up and went pure devil on us all.
you'll have to forgive tiny, he can't hear so much.	Oh.
you sure you don't need any help in there?	No dear, I'm fine. Now what kind of host would I be if I put my guests to this kind of work.
tiny ain't got no car, he ain't even got a bicycle.	How's he get around out here?
how long is that gonna take?	He should be back in a couple hours.
that's nice.	Yeah, I guess I'll just help him hand out candy to the trick or treaters.
no, he's just joking. we don't really have any plans other than spending the night at my dad's house...  ...which is where we were headed when our car broke down.	That's nice.
huh? oh, hi. you really don't have a phone?	No, none. I had one once, back in '57 maybe... I don't know. Really ain't nobody we wanna be jaw flapping at around here no more.
someone is out there...  ...help, we're in here!	Help, help us.
that's not me. i didn't... i'm not doing that.	Someone is out there...  ...help, we're in here!
that was good babe, just keep doing that.	That's not me. I didn't... I'm not doing that.
i know, but we can make it out of here. we can do it.	That was good babe, just keep doing that.
i can't... i can't move my arms. i hurt so much.	I know, but we can make it out of here. We can do it.
think, think. try to open the lid, try to kick a hole in the wood.	I can't... I can't move my arms. I hurt so much.
we've got get out of here, we got get out of here.	Think, think. Try to open the lid, try to kick a hole in the wood.
you gotta be kidding me. this chick is wasted.	Shhhhhh.
i don't know, i think he's funny.	This isn't funny, it's twisted.
what are you laughing at?	I don't know, I think he's funny.
hey, i'm just waiting for cousin itt to show up.	Shhhhhh.
really, now is not the time to make waves.	Hey, I'm just waiting for Cousin Itt to show up.
thank you.	Yes, thank you. Thank you very much.
thanks for coming to get us. little brother almost scared us to death.	Dude, your chick's a little high strung.
hey, nice outfit billy bob.	Thanks for coming to get us. Little brother almost scared us to death.
when?	When you were outside with Bill.
yeah, jerry, she said some pretty fucked shit to us.	When?
you know what jerry, who really cares at this point?	I don't...  ...I just thought it was weird.
i don't know, i just thought it was interesting.	You know what Jerry, who really cares at this point?
so what?	I don't know, I just thought it was interesting.
these dates perfectly correspond with the time frame of our beloved dr. satan working at the looney bin. i'll bet he amputated her arms.	So what?
yeah?	These dates perfectly correspond with the time frame of our beloved Dr. Satan working at the looney bin. I'll bet he amputated her arms.
blah, blah, blah... it doesn't say, but she was released sometime in 1937, only to reappear as ellie bogdan, the arm-less wonder. says she, "criss-crossed the united states constantly in carnivals and freak shows until her death in 1946."	Yeah?
why?	Blah, blah, blah... it doesn't say, but she was released sometime in 1937, only to reappear as Ellie Bogdan, the arm-less wonder. Says she, "criss-crossed the United States constantly in carnivals and freak shows until her death in 1946."
now she was put in the nuthouse in 1930 at the age of 16.	Why?
so.	Now she was put in the nuthouse in 1930 at the age of 16.
it says, "records show that ellie thompson was born in 1914 of normal physical stature and lived a life of normal bearings, until such time that she was placed in the care of the willows state mental facility."	So.
yeah, so how does that fit with the story of four morons with a flat tire looking for a dead tree?	It says, "records show that Ellie Thompson was born in 1914 of normal physical stature and lived a life of normal bearings, until such time that she was placed in the care of the Willows State Mental Facility."
yeah, in this book there's a chapter called self made freaks about how people would mutilate themselves in order to work in a freak show. it mostly talks about tattooed people and wild men of borneo and shit like that, but there is one mention of a single case where a woman was suspected of having her arms removed on purpose to become an arm-less wonder.	Yeah, so how does that fit with the story of four morons with a flat tire looking for a dead tree?
oh, yeah.	Yeah, in this book there's a chapter called Self Made Freaks about how people would mutilate themselves in order to work in a freak show. It mostly talks about tattooed people and wild men of Borneo and shit like that, but there is one mention of a single case where a woman was suspected of having her arms removed on purpose to become an arm-less wonder.
hey, listen to this... i think this is related to our dr. satan.	Oh, yeah.
fuck, it's freezing.	Hey, listen to this... I think this is related to our Dr. Satan.
hey, maybe she knows where this is?	That seems likely.
ugh, what's that smell?	Fried chicken.  Anybody want some?
aw, come on. it will be fun.	Oh yeah, murder museum... sounds fun.
this isn't everything. get ready for this... there's a museum of murder and mayhem.	I don't want to see that.
tickets for what?	This isn't everything. Get ready for this... there's a Museum of Murder and Mayhem.
great, you're back. let's go. we already paid for the tickets.	Tickets for what?
huh?	Grab Mary and come inside.
hopefully i can move things along here and make up the lost time by speeding all the way home... yes, dad i'm kidding.	Well, just promise me you'll be careful... alright, alright see ya soon... good-bye.
well, don't take too long, the kids are already knocking down the door demanding their sugar fix... i know, i know i forgot to mention that halloween falls on a school night, so they're trick or treating tonight... i got the joint decked out this year, built a graveyard in the front yard like when you were a kid.	Hopefully I can move things along here and make up the lost time by speeding all the way home... yes, Dad I'm kidding.
yeah, well he's still here. i think him and jerry are fast becoming buddies, you know jerry... yeah, he's gotta see everything... yeah, i know... thinks there's some unsolved mystery around every corner.	Well, don't take too long, the kids are already knocking down the door demanding their sugar fix... I know, I know I forgot to mention that Halloween falls on a school night, so they're trick or treating tonight... I got the joint decked out this year, built a graveyard in the front yard like when you were a kid.
oh yeah, yeah i've driven by that place before. i seem to remember a crabby old bastard in a crummy clown suit running the place.	Yeah, well he's still here. I think him and Jerry are fast becoming buddies, you know Jerry... yeah, he's gotta see everything... yeah, I know... thinks there's some unsolved mystery around every corner.
no, nothing like that... yeah, we're gonna be a little late. we stopped for gas at this place called capt. spaulding's outside of ruggsville and it turned into a whole thing, so we're kind of behind schedule.	Oh yeah, yeah I've driven by that place before. I seem to remember a crabby old bastard in a crummy clown suit running the place.
hello...  ...hey denise... what, what's wrong, did you break down?	No, nothing like that... yeah, we're gonna be a little late. We stopped for gas at this place called Capt. Spaulding's outside of Ruggsville and it turned into a whole thing, so we're kind of behind schedule.
don't be such a fucking smart ass.	Yeah, it's really your fault that we're stuck in this shithole in the first place.
a couple hours!	Can't Tiny drive us to a phone?
excuse me, may i please use your phone?	Bill, why don't you ask her... she's your special friend.
jesus christ.	I think I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack.
i still don't.	Turn on the headlights. See if anything is out there.
shhhhhh, quiet.	I still don't.
i don't hear anything.	Shhhhhh, quiet.
what? i didn't hear anything.	Wait... quiet. Turn off the radio.
what was that?	What? I didn't hear anything.
i don't know... about half an hour.	What was that?
how long has it been?	I don't know... about half an hour.
she said we look like pussy lickers or some shit like that.	Yeah, she said we looked queer.
i think i'm going fucking crazy.	I can't believe...
you got to be fucking joking.	God damn it, I knew this witch-hunt was fucking bullshit.
don't even say it.	You got to be fucking joking.
stick her in the front, if you want to pick her up so bad. she's soaked.	She looks like she stinks.
let's just skip it. it is probably nothing anyway.	Aw Christ, Jerry. We can't see anything now, it's too dark. Let's forget it.
never. i swear to god he never sleeps, he goes to bed after me, wakes up before me. he's always working on 10.	Maybe he's a cyborg.
geez, he never gets tired does he.	Never. I swear to God he never sleeps, he goes to bed after me, wakes up before me. He's always working on 10.
scattered, smothered and covered.	Exactly... well, I guess a couple more photos won't kill me.
if i never eat at another waffle house again, i can die a happy girl.	Scattered, smothered and covered.
a decent meal every once in a while wouldn't hurt either, this road food is crap.	If I never eat at another Waffle House again, I can die a happy girl.
i know, that was some crazy shit. i never in a million years would have believed it if i hadn't seen it.	A decent meal every once in a while wouldn't hurt either, this road food is crap.
yeah, i hit burn out mode back at that old stripper lady's place. watching her dance around with those ratty-looking animals was ridiculous.	I know, that was some crazy shit. I never in a million years would have believed it if I hadn't seen it.
it will be nice to have a few days off to regenerate. this trip is fun, but it's starting to get brutal.	Yeah, I hit burn out mode back at that old stripper lady's place. Watching her dance around with those ratty-looking animals was ridiculous.
god, i hate falling asleep in the afternoon. now i'll be up all night...  ...ugh, my back is killing me.	Yeah, hey how far do you think we are from your Dad's?
tell me about it.	God, I hate falling asleep in the afternoon. Now I'll be up all night...  ...ugh, my back is killing me.
i swear i've aged five years since this trip started.	Tell me about it.
aw, it ain't crap... it's... cute.  ...and really who are we to judge the artistic merit of the tin-can mona lisa?	Aw, shit...  I gotta pee anyway.
christ, i hope this isn't more crappy folk art. it's so quaint... it's so primal... it's so crap.	Aw, it ain't crap... it's... cute.  ...and really who are we to judge the artistic merit of the tin-can Mona Lisa?
too late. you're in for life, let's move it out private shutterbug.	Christ, I hope this isn't more crappy folk art. It's so quaint... it's so primal... it's so crap.
i resign.	Too late. You're in for life, let's move it out Private Shutterbug.
let's go. you're the one who wanted to be a photographer.	I resign.
no please, let me sit this one out.	Let's go. You're the one who wanted to be a photographer.
rise and shine.	No please, let me sit this one out.
sleeping.	Rise and shine.
come on sleeping beauty, time to go to work.	Sleeping.
you find something, georgie?	Yep, I found something.
god damn.	You find something, Georgie?
that's the understatement of the year.	Yep, I suppose it is.
just in the wrong place at the wrong time.	That's the understatement of the year.
shit, i wonder what these kids did to bring this much hell down on 'em.	Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
not yet.	Shit, I wonder what these kids did to bring this much hell down on 'em.
recover any bodies?	Not yet.
yeah, no mercy here.	Recover any bodies?
holy jesus, somebody had themselves a field day beating the shit outta this thing.	Yeah, no mercy here.
a vehicle registered to a william s. hudley.	Holy Jesus, somebody had themselves a field day beating the shit outta this thing.
what'd we here, georgie?	A vehicle registered to a William S. Hudley.
open up the trunk.	Yes, sir.
huh?	Open up the trunk.
well christ boy, don't stand there like a prize dog dick with his butthole caught up a tree.	Huh?
keys.	Well Christ boy, don't stand there like a prize dog dick with his butthole caught up a tree.
what'd ya got there?	Keys.
please, let us go, we won't tell anybody.	Aw, honey you know I can't do that.
bye sweety, we could of been great together.	Please, let us go, we won't tell anybody.
no, no, no it's so much more special than that... you'll see, you'll be the first to ever see. i think this is something you'll really love.	Great.
oh, you mean on tv.	No, no, no it's so much more special than that... you'll see, you'll be the first to ever see. I think this is something you'll really love.
for the show. it's halloween eve and time for our show.	Oh, you mean on TV.
firefly.	Firefly... mmmmm odd name. Mrs. Firefly, do you know anything about the legend of Dr. Satan?
i've been meaning to ask you, mrs... ummmm.	Firefly.
maybe. he's a real lady killer.	Didn't ya think, Mary?
great. i thought i felt a certain attraction between mary and tiny soon as he walked in.	Maybe. He's a real lady killer.
i'll bet you are... you are a naughty little thing aren't ya.	I was just kidding.
and i'm gonna help put the razor blades in the candy apples.	I'll bet you are... you are a naughty little thing aren't ya.
oh, really...  ...well, i'm a pretty good dancer if you know what i mean... i bet i got a few moves you ain't never seen.	I don't doubt that.
well, i thought i'd maybe take in a hoedown.	Oh, really...  ...well, I'm a pretty good dancer if you know what I mean... I bet I got a few moves you ain't never seen.
so, what brings you kids way out here, ain't you got something better to do for halloween than wander around out here in the sticks?	Well, I thought I'd maybe take in a hoedown.
what do they call you, sweety?	Um, I'm Jerry... that's Bill... Denise and Mary.
oh, right.	What do they call you, sweety?
his name is rufus, rufus jr., but we all call him r.j.	Oh, right.
hey, maybe the guy with the tow truck could drive us to a phone.	His name is Rufus, Rufus Jr., but we all call him R.J.
i'm with denise, can't we just walk to someplace, this is getting fucking stupid.	Negative. Shit, we are so deep in the sticks we could walk for hours and find zero.
this is way too fucked up for words.	I know the words... fucking psycho fucking bullshit, that's the words.
ok lassies, i think it's time you get to gripping reality.	Enough with the stupid voices.
hold on, hold on! everybody calm down! it's the tow truck guy.	What!
oh, don't blow everything out of proportion.	You didn't see the look she threw me. She's up to something.
that stupid hillbilly slut.	Oh, don't blow everything out of proportion.
huh?	That stupid hillbilly slut.
god damn it, i must be fucking crazy to let him go off with that crazy fucking bitch.	Huh?
i'll go. it's my fault.	You said it, not me.
just back up.	I think we should go straight. I mean we know for a fact there ain't nothing back that way, right?
we hit the jackpot! let's roll, good buddy. we got ourselves a convoy.	Huh?
aw, come on jerry. we've gotten all we're gonna get out of this place and its starting to rain.	Shit, it is only sprinkling and it's worth the trouble. Hold on for two seconds.
i'm gonna go ask him.	Aw, come on Jerry. We've gotten all we're gonna get out of this place and its starting to rain.
i suggest you kids leave now.	Don't worry, I'm gone.
sorry.	Well, even though I know it seems childish to you all. Tonight is Halloween eve and it special to us so you are all invited to stay for dinner.
i know you're my guests and welcome but i'd please advise you to keep from cussing while in my house, thank you.	Sorry.
no, just a little too old.	Oh really, well I hope something changes your mind some day.
oh, i get it... i guess you think you're too good for the simple pleasures of halloween.	No, just a little too old.
what are you doing?  ...no, stop... please, please.	You, my dear worm feeder, are about to become immortalized.
oh, come now... we're all creatures of god and freaks in our own way...  ...but if you'll notice...  right here, needs a little something, heh?	What are you doing?  ...no, stop... please, please.
fuck you, you fucking freak!	Oh, come now... we're all creatures of God and freaks in our own way...  ...but if you'll notice...  right here, needs a little something, heh?
oh, it's real... as real as i want it to be, mamma...  ...look, see the magic in my brush strokes.	Fuck you, you fucking freak!
this can't be real, this can't be real, this can't be real.	Oh, it's real... as real as I want it to be, mamma...  ...look, see the magic in my brush strokes.
behold... the fish-boy!	This can't be real, this can't be real, this can't be real.
where is he?	Let's go see.
well, bill... he's a good guy, he's been great help to me... a real blessing... i couldn't have asked for a better specimen. i mean you don't know what a dry spell i've had, total block...  ...total block... but bill he's ok.	Where is he?
where's bill?	Well, Bill... he's a good guy, he's been great help to me... a real blessing... I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. I mean you don't know what a dry spell I've had, total block...  ...total block... but Bill he's OK.
doing what? messy up your day? well, fuck lady there are some bigger issues at hand... than your fucking have a nice fucking day bumper sticker shit!	Where's Bill?
why? why are you doing this?	Doing what? Messy up your day? Well, fuck lady there are some bigger issues at hand... than your fucking have a nice fucking day bumper sticker shit!
think... do any of these kids look familiar in any way?	No, I can't say that I ever seen 'em before...  ...he looks familiar, is he on TV?
thank you.	Oh, you are very welcome... Lord knows how I love a man in uniform.
oh, alright... i guess i can trust you... being a man of the law and all.	Thank you.
please, just a minute.	Oh, alright... I guess I can trust you... being a man of the law and all.
i um... no, i don't think so...	Please, just a minute.
please, could i please come in and talk to you for a minute? maybe you could take a better look at the picture... might stir up something.	I um... no, I don't think so...
well, i... mmmmm... no, i ain't seen her, sorry.	Please, could I please come in and talk to you for a minute? Maybe you could take a better look at the picture... might stir up something.
i appreciate your cooperation. i'm looking for a missing girl...  ...this girl here, denise willis... have you seen her?	Well, I... mmmmm... no, I ain't seen her, sorry.
questions? well, heck, i'll tell you anything you want to know.	I appreciate your cooperation. I'm looking for a missing girl...  ...this girl here, Denise Willis... have you seen her?
my name is lt. wydell, i'd like to ask you a few questions.	Questions? Well, heck, I'll tell you anything you want to know.
aw, you ain't disturbing me, but it kind of looks like rain, don't ya think?	My name is Lt. Wydell, I'd like to ask you a few questions.
excuse me, i'm sorry for disturbing you this fine afternoon.	Aw, you ain't disturbing me, but it kind of looks like rain, don't ya think?
well hello, officer.	Excuse me, I'm sorry for disturbing you this fine afternoon.
that's true, otis... not that we're having a bad time, but...	Well, go get her.
get in... now!	Wait, I want to say good-bye.
who's your daddy!	Yes! I'm the one who beats you when you're bad...
i'm the one who brings the devil's brandy...	Who's your Daddy!
what should i do?	Go down stairs and play nice... I'm a gonna go 'round back and handle things like I always fucking do.
i'm sure there's more than that... fucking pigs always travel in packs...  ...here, take this.	What should I do?
i don't know. i only saw one.	I'm sure there's more than that... fucking pigs always travel in packs...  ...here, take this.
otis! otis! come quick, there's cops outside.	What! God damn, how many?
grampa... watch the language.	I ain't sure that you really need to know. It's better you go home still dreaming about your kitty cats and puppy dogs.
fuck, go to the car... call for backup. tell 'em officer down.	Right.
jesus christ.	Call Wydell.
tell it to my daughter.	Shit... fuck procedure.
i ain't got a warrant.	Tell it to my daughter.
we gotta break it open.	I ain't got a warrant.
yeah, i hear it... where's it coming from?	Over here, inside the smokehouse.
shhhh... you hear that?	Yeah, I hear it... where's it coming from?
shit, don't these packrat hillbillies throw anything away?	Shhhh... you hear that?
turn up this road.	Where we headed?
no they couldn't, somebody had to see something.	My Denise is a smart girl, she wouldn't do anything stupid, and her boyfriend, he always seemed like a good kid.
christ, four kids couldn't just disappear.	No they couldn't, somebody had to see something.
fit the profile?	No, not really. Good kid, never been in any trouble.
local girl, karen murphy, been missing for a couple months, figured for a runaway.	Fit the profile?
hey.	George Willis...  ...any leads?
i'm sure there's a logical explanation.	I pray to God there is.
her part in this i can't figure... but i will.	Christ, you know it's crazy...  I lived through so many other people's nightmares, you know. Always cool and calm, but... but I never thought I'd be the one needing help, ya know?
what about the body you found?	Oh, yeah, you know about that? Hmmm, that's a strange one.
well, all we know is the kids were headed out to a spot the locals call deadwood to play nancy drew with some local legend about this character everybody calls dr. satan.	Dr. Satan?
that's it?	Well, all we know is the kids were headed out to a spot the locals call Deadwood to play Nancy Drew with some local legend about this character everybody calls Dr. Satan.
well, we were on our way out to run a check on a couple farmhouses out on the edge of town... closest thing we got to a lead at this point.	That's it?
yes, sir.	I'm Wydell... this is Naish.
mr. willis?	Yes, sir.
over.	We found one.
excuse me for a second.	Over.
wydell.	Excuse me for a second.
i'm gonna see if anybody's home. you and mr. willis take a look around the grounds for any sign of anything.	Right...  ...come on.
don't worry, we'll find her.	Let's hit the road, sooner we get a move on sooner we'll find her.
yeah it's horseshit, just some boogieman crap that the kids like to scare each other with.	Anyway, there's not much else out that way... so, I figure maybe there's a chance the kids broke down and found their way over to one of the farms.
i guess not.	That must be him.
yeah, well i guess it's tough to sit on the sidelines and wait when your own kid's missing... besides, ain't no such thing as an ex-cop.	I guess not.
sounds like a bad idea to me, probally just get in the way.	Yeah, well I guess it's tough to sit on the sidelines and wait when your own kid's missing... besides, ain't no such thing as an ex-cop.
chief said pick him up and take him with us on our house to house. guy's an ex-cop, thinks he can help.	Sounds like a bad idea to me, probally just get in the way.
you sure this guy's supposed to ride with us? seems kind of weird.	Chief said pick him up and take him with us on our house to house. Guy's an ex-cop, thinks he can help.
plates match.	Call the chief... We found 'em.
what.	Plates match.
aw, fuck.	What.
hulk was dumb as shit.	Aw, fuck.
i always favored the hulk.	Hulk was dumb as shit.
you know, his senses start tingling... when he was approaching danger and shit.	I always favored the Hulk.
how old do you think i am? i know who the fuck spider-man is. get to your point.	You know, his senses start tingling... when he was approaching danger and shit.
you know, your hyper sensitive spidey senses... like spider-man...  ...you know, like in the comics.	How old do you think I am? I know who the fuck Spider-man is. Get to your point.
yeah...  ...huh, what the hell are you talking about?	You know, your hyper sensitive Spidey senses... like Spider-man...  ...you know, like in the comics.
your spidey senses tingling.	Yeah...  ...huh, what the hell are you talking about?
i hope you're right, but my guts are telling me different.	Your Spidey senses tingling.
boss, the way i see it is these kids probally stop off somewhere, bought a bunch of booze and are off getting shitfaced.	I hope you're right, but my guts are telling me different.
well, let's go see if the nut that runs this place can help us.	Right.
tell him, harold.	It's going famously, son, famously!
tell him, harold.	Son, your mother and I are doing a production of The Gin Game at the local community theater. We forgot to take off our make-up.
and?	And think about what you've done.
no "buts." go to your room now.	And?
harold! tell the boy again.	No "buts." Go to your room now.
that is the wrong fork, young man.  harold, tell the boy.	That is the wrong fork, young man.
and furthermore... tell him, harold.	Uh...  We must never act like apes, son. For you see, The ape is our closest biological relative -- specifically the pygmy chimp.  A single chromosome separates us. But you know what truly separates us from the apes, what makes us better than apes?
why, because i'm a freak and you are beautiful, and you are being nice enough to come down to my freak, nonbeautiful level and act concerned about my repulsive troubles?	You're fucked up, Lila.  Why don't you fucking try electrolysis or something? Figure it out for chrissake.
look, if you're going to be like that... you should be appreciative that i'm interested.	Why, because I'm a freak and you are beautiful, and you are being nice enough to come down to my freak, nonbeautiful level and act concerned about my repulsive troubles?
how is that helping, natalie? how exactly?	Look, if you're going to be like that... You should be appreciative that I'm interested.
well, don't jump down my throat. i'm just trying to help.	How is that helping, Natalie? How exactly?
yeah, natalie. it's hair. it grows.	Well, don't jump down my throat. I'm just trying to help.
it's not so bad.  so, it just keeps growing?	Yeah, Natalie. It's hair. It grows.
it's embarrassing, okay?	It's not so bad.  So, it just keeps growing?
i don't know why you didn't tell me about this.	It's embarrassing, okay?
lila, what are you doing in there? i need to get ready for my date.	Nothing! I'll be out in a minute!
french?	Oui.
let's go eat, i'm starved.	French?
hush. no, it is never terrible to be in love. nathan's memory lives on in our sacred union.  i'm not sorry she killed him either. nathan was wonderful. he was erudite and sophisticated and charming. you are all that, too. but you have something more. you have a bit of the animal in you.	Let's go eat, I'm starved.
as much as i loved nathan, i'm not sorry she killed him, if it means i can have you. is that a terrible thing to say, my sweet?	Hush. No, it is never terrible to be in love. Nathan's memory lives on in our sacred union.  I'm not sorry she killed him either. Nathan was wonderful. He was erudite and sophisticated and charming. You are all that, too. But you have something more. You have a bit of the animal in you.
you remind me so much of nathan plus so much of my little mongrel doggie.	Woof.
like father, like son.	You remind me so much of Nathan plus so much of my little mongrel doggie.
you remind me so much of nathan.	Like father, like son.
gabrielle.	You remind me so much of Nathan.
say my name.	Gabrielle.
great.  god, i've wanted you forever.	Say my name.
oui. nathan's silk suit, just like you asked.	Great.  God, I've wanted you forever.
hey, ma. did you bring any clothes? i'm freezing my ass off.	Oui. Nathan's silk suit, just like you asked.
hello, my little boy.	Hey, ma. Did you bring any clothes? I'm freezing my ass off.
no.	Okay.
please let me go with you.	No.
a little resistance would be nice, damn it.	Please let me go with you.
okay, my sweet. good night.	A little resistance would be nice, damn it.
i'm going alone. this could be dangerous.	Okay, my sweet. Good night.
you better believe they're dirty! and smelly! and messy! and they don't know their forks from their assholes!	I'm going alone. This could be dangerous.
that is horrible. apes are dirty. no?	You better believe they're dirty! And smelly! And messy! And they don't know their forks from their assholes!
i have some thoughts. i think that hairy bitch is somewhere trying to turn him back into an ape.	That is horrible. Apes are dirty. No?
where do we look for little lost puff?	I have some thoughts. I think that hairy bitch is somewhere trying to turn him back into an ape.
i know. and that's great. but it would be great in a better way, not a better way but a different way, if i could find him and bring him back.	Where do we look for little lost Puff?
we still have you and i.	I know. And that's great. But it would be great in a better way, not a better way but a different way, if I could find him and bring him back.
that bitch. i worked so hard. we worked so hard, you and i. he would've made us famous.	We still have you and I.
oui.	That bitch. I worked so hard. We worked so hard, you and I. He would've made us famous.
i want our boy back.	Oui.
i don't know.	I want our boy back.
yes, please, somebody ask him what is wrong.	I don't know.
a penny for your thoughts, mon cheri.	I don't know. Something's missing.
lila?	That's Lila?
so we've got seventeen new bookings for speaking engagements, my wonderful men.	Terrific. We're all going to be rich and famous.
was i? i wasn't a tad stiff?	Don't be silly!  And you were wonderful, too! I loved the way you said " au revoir."
you were wonderful!	Was I? I wasn't a tad stiff?
just give me some time to let lila down easily. she's a really nice girl and i don't want to hurt her more than is necessary.	You hurt me, you know, when you made Nathan's Choice. Does that not even matter to you, you pig?
hunh.	Just give me some time to let Lila down easily. She's a really nice girl and I don't want to hurt her more than is necessary.
of course not, that swedish thief! he's a thief of hearts!  i love you, gabrielle.	Hunh.
that's not how he tells it.	Of course not, that Swedish thief! He's a thief of hearts!  I love you, Gabrielle.
that goddamn neanderthal? i'm the one who gave him the idea for the combination bug spray-sun screen! did you know that?!	That's not how he tells it.
i've been seeing johannsen in chemistry.	That goddamn Neanderthal? I'm the one who gave him the idea for the combination bug spray-sun screen! Did you know that?!
no!	I've been seeing Johannsen in chemistry.
i've moved on.	No!
i'm... i'm going to leave lila. i can't stop thinking about you.	I've moved on.
anyway. come already to the point.	I'm... I'm going to leave Lila. I can't stop thinking about you.
no. you look so beautiful.	Anyway. Come already to the point.
please. i look a mess.	No. You look so beautiful.
god, you're beautiful.	Please. I look a mess.
well?	God, you're beautiful.
you heard me! you make me sick when you pretend to not understand what i am saying to you! go away from here!	Well, look, I'm sorry to have bothered you.
what?	You heard me! You make me sick when you pretend to not understand what I am saying to you! Go away from here!
you think too much. i need a man who doesn't think so much but acts more than he thinks... is what i need!	What?
well, i think...	You think too much. I need a man who doesn't think so much but acts more than he thinks... is what I need!
what for?	Well, I think...
well, i think it would be easier if i could talk to you in person.	What for?
like what?	Well, I think it would be easier if I could talk to you in person.
i've got some things to tell you.	Like what?
why? you've made your decision, mister stinky american! now i hate you! no, i don't hate you; i don't even think about you!	I've got some things to tell you.
please. just one minute of your time.	Why? You've made your decision, Mister Stinky American! Now I hate you! No, I don't hate you; I don't even think about you!
we have nothing to say! you are a rotten bastard, that's what!	Please. Just one minute of your time.
i just want to talk.	We have nothing to say! You are a rotten bastard, that's what!
call you back.  you bastard! what do you want?	I just want to talk.
hi. it's nathan.	Call you back.  You bastard! What do you want?
yeah? what?	Hi. It's Nathan.
urgh.	Take me, darling! Tame your little monkey of love!
the way you are taming him, it sends chills down my girlish spine and... everywhere else, too.	Urgh.
unnhh.	The way you are taming him, it sends chills down my girlish spine and... everywhere else, too.
you were wonderful today, darling. such authority with the ape-man boy. it made me so hot for you.	Unnhh.
but?... but? there is a "but," nathan.	But I don't know how to leave Lila.
i love you so much, gabrielle.	But?... But? There is a "but," Nathan.
no! it is now that you must decide.  i love you, doctor nathan...  ...but i will not wait. i will not be your chippy. i will not be your little mademoiselle parlez-vous side dish.  my love. i want to have a sweet tiny baby inside my belly... from you.	I love you so much, Gabrielle.
gabby, you know i'm trying to sort things out.	No! It is now that you must decide.  I love you, Doctor Nathan...  ...but I will not wait. I will not be your chippy. I will not be your little Mademoiselle Parlez-vous side dish.  My love. I want to have a sweet tiny baby inside my belly... from you.
you have to choose nathan. it's like sophie's choice. only it is nathan's choice. did you ever see that movie, sophie's choice? it is like that. only it is this.	Gabby, you know I'm trying to sort things out.
what is it?	You have to choose Nathan. It's like Sophie's choice. Only it is Nathan's choice. Did you ever see that movie, Sophie's Choice? It is like that. Only it is this.
stop. get away.	What is it?
my little french.	Stop. Get away.
very well.	My little French.
not in front of the boy.	Very well.
fine.	Not in front of the boy.
hmmph. hmmph.  nathan, we have to talk, you and i.	Fine.
gabby, what is it?	Hmmph. Hmmph.  Nathan, we have to talk, you and I.
hmmmph.	Gabby, what is it?
isn't puff doing spectacularly, honey?	Hmmmph.
you don't abandon somebody because they have a physical problem.	Funny. I thought that's exactly what you did. You just don't have the courage to admit it to yourself.
i don't know, nathan. what are you supposed to do?	You don't abandon somebody because they have a physical problem.
yeah. okay. be home around seven. bye.  what? i'm sorry. what was i supposed to do?	I don't know, Nathan. What are you supposed to do?
dr. bronfman's line. yes. one moment please.  lila.	Shit.  Hi, honey.
what is wrong, my darling?	Nothing, my darling. All is right with the world.
so soft. so smooth.  i'm sorry. it's just...	Shh.
it's true. i wouldn't lie.	You are sweet.
thank you so much. merci. it's very wonderful to hear a man say such a nice compliment.	It's true. I wouldn't lie.
really? no. not at all. you're a very pretty girl. you should know that. you should be confident.	Thank you so much. Merci. It's very wonderful to hear a man say such a nice compliment.
really? i always think myself so ugly. no, not ugly, but plain. a wallflower.	Really? No. Not at all. You're a very pretty girl. You should know that. You should be confident.
i shouldn't say this, but you're pretty, gabrielle. it's unprofessional, i know.	Really? I always think myself so ugly. No, not ugly, but plain. A wallflower.
i am sleepy.	I shouldn't say this, but you're pretty, Gabrielle. It's unprofessional, I know.
i'm fine. life is funny, that's all.	I am sleepy.
yet you look so sad. a great man like you should not be sad.	I'm fine. Life is funny, that's all.
yes. happy happy.	Yet you look so sad. A great man like you should not be sad.
it's nice, yes. i'm glad i ran into you, both in our silly pajamas. it is two happy coincidences, no?	Yes. Happy happy.
maybe we should just sit for a while. it's very peaceful.	It's nice, yes. I'm glad I ran into you, both in our silly pajamas. It is two happy coincidences, no?
shall we close up, then?	Maybe we should just sit for a while. It's very peaceful.
oui.	That would be good.
when you were a little french girl?	Oui.
i should turn them off.  maybe i sing him a lullaby my mama sang to me when i was a little girl.	When you were a little French girl?
our...? oh!  he seems fine. i guess we woke him. the lights and all.	I should turn them off.  Maybe I sing him a lullaby my mama sang to me when I was a little girl.
coincidence, yes?  and how is our son?	Our...? Oh!  He seems fine. I guess we woke him. The lights and all.
i'm in my p.j.'s, too. funny, huh?	Coincidence, yes?  And how is our son?
i was in my p.j.'s when i remembered i left some papers i need to go over.  see? i rushed right out of the house. i must look a mess. i'm so embarrassed.	I'm in my p.j.'s, too. Funny, huh?
oui.  now you've got me talking french.	I was in my p.j.'s when I remembered I left some papers I need to go over.  See? I rushed right out of the house. I must look a mess. I'm so embarrassed.
is everything fine?	Oui.  Now you've got me talking French.
no. i just got distracted. i'm so sorry.	Is everything fine?
oui. perhaps i called at a bad time. i am sorry.	No. I just got distracted. I'm so sorry.
gabrielle. no, i'm sorry if i startled you. i came to think.  god, did i hang up on you?	Oui. Perhaps I called at a bad time. I am sorry.
oh, doctor. i did not know. i'm sorry to disturb you. i just came for some papers i left.	Gabrielle. No, I'm sorry if I startled you. I came to think.  God, Did I hang up on you?
listen, you're the best assistant i've ever had... gabrielle.	I like it when you say my name. Is that stupid?
of course not.	You're so sweet. Oh, why are there not more men out there like you?
i have had such a difficult time in my personal life and you seem to be such a nice man... but i'm talking too much again, no?	Of course not.
not at all.	I have had such a difficult time in my personal life and you seem to be such a nice man... but I'm talking too much again, no?
thank you so much for accompanying me.	Not at all.
i am a foolish little thing. i am pink in my face, no? it is only that i have been so lonely lately and... i am ashamed. i'll see you tomorrow, okay? unless... am i fired now?	Thank you so much for accompanying me.
no. don't be silly. it's just...	I am a foolish little thing. I am pink in my face, no? It is only that I have been so lonely lately and... I am ashamed. I'll see you tomorrow, okay? Unless... Am I fired now?
now i am truly embarrassed. forgive me. i should not have asked such a stupid question. i know you are a very important man and...	No. Don't be silly. It's just...
well, i don't know. i'm actually on my way to...	Now I am truly embarrassed. Forgive me. I should not have asked such a stupid question. I know you are a very important man and...
merci. i... do you... would you like to go get a cup of coffee, perhaps?	Well, I don't know. I'm actually on my way to...
no. don't be. i really enjoy hearing that. you're a terrific assistant.	Merci. I... Do you... would you like to go get a cup of coffee, perhaps?
hi. i just wanted to tell you that i very much enjoy working with you.  now i'm embarrassed that i say this.	No. Don't be. I really enjoy hearing that. You're a terrific assistant.
oh, hi, gabrielle.	Hi. I just wanted to tell you that I very much enjoy working with you.  Now I'm embarrassed that I say this.
oui. perfect!	Good morning, Puff Bronfman. I'm Dr. Bronfman and this is my assistant Gabrielle. We're your mommy and daddy while you are here.
puff it is then. puff bronfman. is that okay?	Oui. Perfect!
really? my day? well, i had a sweet little mongrel puppie named puff when i was a girl. this one reminds me of my dog, all shaggy! so cute!  i loved my doggie very much, monsieur.	Puff it is then. Puff Bronfman. Is that okay?
you decide. today is your day.	Really? My day? Well, I had a sweet little mongrel puppie named Puff when I was a girl. This one reminds me of my dog, all shaggy! So cute!  I loved my doggie very much, monsieur.
oui.	You decide. Today is your day.
good morning...  we need a name for him, don't we?	Oui.
oui, doctor, oui.	Good morning...  We need a name for him, don't we?
only three shocks. a chimp takes fifteen. this is going to be tres simple, no, gabrielle?	Oui, doctor, oui.
but first i'll live among them, just long enough to testify before congress about the waywardness of humankind.	Okay. If you think it will help.
that's what i'm counting on.	But first I'll live among them, just long enough to testify before congress about the waywardness of humankind.
then i'll live for both of us, lila. i'll be the most free, truest animal in the whole forest. for both of us.	That's what I'm counting on.
no. go back to the woods. this is a sacrifice i need to make. in my world we have something called penance. it's another abstraction, but i had the concept drummed into my head during my years in the convent. it doesn't exist for you, and it shouldn't. see, i could never be free again anyway, so i might as well be in jail.	Then I'll live for both of us, Lila. I'll be the most free, truest animal in the whole forest. For both of us.
i won't let you do that. i shot the bastard. and i'm glad.	No. Go back to the woods. This is a sacrifice I need to make. In my world we have something called penance. It's another abstraction, but I had the concept drummed into my head during my years in the convent. It doesn't exist for you, and it shouldn't. See, I could never be free again anyway, so I might as well be in jail.
puff, what happened to you is as much my fault as nathan's. maybe more so, because i knew it was wrong and i went along with it anyway. i'm taking responsibility for the murder. i want you to go back to your old life.	I won't let you do that. I shot the bastard. And I'm glad.
forget him, lila. we'll disappear. we'll never talk about it again. we'll never talk again period. i love you.	Puff, what happened to you is as much my fault as Nathan's. Maybe more so, because I knew it was wrong and I went along with it anyway. I'm taking responsibility for the murder. I want you to go back to your old life.
no. this is the end of the road. there's a dead human being here. for all of his faults, he was a human being, and certainly a victim of his culture as much as anybody.	Forget him, Lila. We'll disappear. We'll never talk about it again. We'll never talk again period. I love you.
we bury the body. we disappear into the woods. nobody knows.	No. This is the end of the road. There's a dead human being here. For all of his faults, he was a human being, and certainly a victim of his culture as much as anybody.
he's dead.	We bury the body. We disappear into the woods. Nobody knows.
you'll thank me eventually, puff. well, you won't thank me, because we won't be speaking, but you'll sort of thank me with a special look, the look a dog gives you to let you know he loves you.	What an enchanting picture you paint of our future together.
nice night.	Talking is to be kept to a minimum. Eventually, when we are ready, there will be none. Language was invented so that people could lie to each other and to themselves. There is no other reason.
good. i'll show you how, apey.	Nice night.
i want to be the way i was before.	Good. I'll show you how, apey.
you what?	I want to be the way I was before.
but i like being human now.	You what?
we're going back to nature, you and i. i'm going to retrain you. i'm going to make you free again if i have to kill you doing it.	But I like being human now.
very well.	Very well.
it shan't happen again. i swear it. i'm just getting my sea legs, you know.	It's an animal urge, Puff. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
it's okay, puff.	Shan't happen again.
my apologies, madam.	It's okay, Puff.
i'll be in touch.	No you won't. But it's okay. You have stuff you gotta do.
i like you so much, with or without hair.  but don't spread that around. bad for business.	I'm really glad you two found each other.
shut up, you.	I like you so much, with or without hair.  But don't spread that around. Bad for business.
and i'm going to miss the lifestyle having you as a client has afforded me.	Shut up, you.
oh, rosie.	And I'm going to miss the lifestyle having you as a client has afforded me.
i'm going to miss you.	Oh, Rosie.
with pleasure.	I'm going to miss you.
uh, tie them up, rosie. if you will.	With pleasure.
done!	Ready!
oh, rosie.	Let's get you out of here. Come stay with me until you get your strength back.  Free electrolysis, if you want it! We'll get that face of yours cleared up in no time.
i don't know, honey. i don't know. maybe he just didn't want to get involved.	Oh, Rosie.
why didn't your brother tell you that nathan was having an affair?	I don't know, honey. I don't know. Maybe he just didn't want to get involved.
yeah, although i'm not going to turn him in. i like hearing the dirt.	Why didn't your brother tell you that Nathan was having an affair?
your brother should have his license revoked.	Yeah, although I'm not going to turn him in. I like hearing the dirt.
nathan told my brother.	Your brother should have his license revoked.
how'd you know where i was?	Nathan told my brother.
lila, i want to help you.	How'd you know where I was?
rose, please go away.	Lila, I want to help you.
please, honey, let me in.	Rose, please go away.
go the fuck away, rosie.	Please, honey, let me in.
lila, it's rosie.	Go the fuck away, Rosie.
no maid service! for god's sake, can't you read the fucking "do not disturb" sign on the fucking doorknob?	Lila, it's Rosie.
and i think i'm going to.	Stand on a stepladder sometimes.
yeah. my brother told me.	And I think I'm going to.
rose, nathan's no midget, but he's asked me to move in with him.	Yeah. My brother told me.
be still my crotch.	Rose, Nathan's no midget, but he's asked me to move in with him.
three foot one.	Be still my crotch.
oh?	Three foot one.
i have a friend you might like to meet.	Oh?
let me tell you, honey, midgets are the best kept secret in male companionship. they're portable. they're controllable. they're eager. and they're exactly the right height for a little covert oral fun on the dance floor.	I have a friend you might like to meet.
i didn't know you were into that sort of thing.	Let me tell you, honey, midgets are the best kept secret in male companionship. They're portable. They're controllable. They're eager. And they're exactly the right height for a little covert oral fun on the dance floor.
well he wasn't really a midget. he was on the cusp of midgethood. that's what made it cheap. had he been an actual midget, there would've been nothing cheap about it, my dear.	I didn't know you were into that sort of thing.
marrying a midget was a cheap thrill?	Well he wasn't really a midget. He was on the cusp of midgethood. That's what made it cheap. Had he been an actual midget, there would've been nothing cheap about it, my dear.
no. i married a midget.	Marrying a midget was a cheap thrill?
one night stand?	No. I married a midget.
don't throw that away. i had that once with a guy. but i threw it away for a cheap thrill.	One night stand?
he's so cute. i even like his cute little penis. it's like a little pig's penis or something.  rose, we connect on every level. i've finally found someone i can feel completely safe with.	Don't throw that away. I had that once with a guy. But I threw it away for a cheap thrill.
yeah?	He's so cute. I even like his cute little penis. It's like a little pig's penis or something.  Rose, we connect on every level. I've finally found someone I can feel completely safe with.
i cannot believe how in love i am with this man.	Yeah?
my brother says things are going really well between you and nathan.	I cannot believe how in love I am with this man.
really?	Yeah. Says he likes you even more than he likes his own mother. And according to my brother Nathan's abormally close with his mother.
my brother says he likes you, too.	Really?
i really like him, rose. he's so...  ...passionate about his work.	My brother says he likes you, too.
so?	I really like him, Rose. He's so...  ...passionate about his work.
god, he must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff.	Yeah, well my brother is his shrink.
my brother says the guy's a thirty- five year old virgin, so maybe he won't know how women usually feel. plus he's got bad eyesight, almost legally blind, which is helpful in this situation. plus he's got an extremely small penis, of which he is "mortifyingly ashamed", so chances are he'll be so grateful for any non- judgmental attention, that he'll be yours forever.	God, he must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff.
won't he be able to tell?	My brother says the guy's a thirty- five year old virgin, so maybe he won't know how women usually feel. Plus he's got bad eyesight, almost legally blind, which is helpful in this situation. Plus he's got an extremely small penis, of which he is "mortifyingly ashamed", so chances are he'll be so grateful for any non- judgmental attention, that he'll be yours forever.
my brother is discreet.	Won't he be able to tell?
holy shit. your brother didn't tell him about the nature of our relationship, did he?	My brother is discreet.
somehow it came up that you were a friend of mine. mr. handsome, animal- loving psychologist said he would love to meet you.	Holy shit. Your brother didn't tell him about the nature of our relationship, did he?
what do you mean?	Somehow it came up that you were a friend of mine. Mr. handsome, animal- loving psychologist said he would love to meet you.
loves animals. loves you.	What do you mean?
loves animals? ouch. must love animals, rose.	Loves animals. Loves you.
handsome, thirties, psychologist...	Loves animals? Ouch. Must love animals, Rose.
shut up and tell me.	Handsome, thirties, psychologist...
i don't get that. is that sexual?	Shut up and tell me.
tell me. i could use someone up my alley.	I don't get that. Is that sexual?
cause there's this guy. my brother knows him. might be right up your alley.	Tell me. I could use someone up my alley.
always. ow.	Cause there's this guy. My brother knows him. Might be right up your alley.
you still in the market for a real boy?	Always. Ow.
i love it, rose. i'm getting to be a real girl.	You still in the market for a real boy?
oh yes, honey. getting to be smooth smooth smooth all over. smooth as a baby's butt.	I love it, Rose. I'm getting to be a real girl.
ouch. yeah?	Oh yes, honey. Getting to be smooth smooth smooth all over. Smooth as a baby's butt.
progress!	Ouch. Yeah?
ooka.	Don't worry, Lila. You can stay. I don't have any interest in you anymore.  C'mon, monkey boy.
shut up!  i gave you... life. i created you in my image, puff. i took you from this primordial ooze and brought you into the world of culture and art and manners. and this is how you repay me? by heading back to the ooze first chance you get? i should leave you here with lila the ape woman. it would serve you right, you ungrateful piece of crap. but i'm not going to. you're too valuable to me. totally selfish of me. you serve my purpose. but if you had any smarts you would realize that i serve your purpose as well. life is so much more delightful when lived in a silk suit.	Ooka.
oook. oook.	Shut up!  I gave you... life. I created you in my image, Puff. I took you from this primordial ooze and brought you into the world of culture and art and manners. And this is how you repay me? By heading back to the ooze first chance you get? I should leave you here with Lila the ape woman. It would serve you right, you ungrateful piece of crap. But I'm not going to. You're too valuable to me. Totally selfish of me. You serve my purpose. But if you had any smarts you would realize that I serve your purpose as well. Life is so much more delightful when lived in a silk suit.
look at you two. you both disgust me.	Oook. Oook.
aha! finally. i've covered almost the entire seaboard and parts of eastern ohio.	Ugnh.
lila, you don't intend to hurt us, do you?	Eat shit, thumbtack dick!  Thank you, Frank. You're the best.
shut up! yeah, this is lila, cunt. and don't let the hirsutism fool you. i know more about being a woman, and more about the black hearts of men than you, in your pretty little powdered, bullshit fantasy world, can ever imagine. i know the darkness and cruelty of nature, sweetie pie.	Lila, you don't intend to hurt us, do you?
how the hell would you know anything about the human heart?	Lila...
yeah, well, i'm sorry. the human heart is a strange thing.	How the hell would you know anything about the human heart?
i gave up my soul, my beliefs. i gave up my body hair!	Yeah, well, I'm sorry. The human heart is a strange thing.
yes.	I gave up my soul, my beliefs. I gave up my body hair!
do you know what i gave up to be with you?	Yes.
i fucked her! okay? i fucked her. i'm sorry. but that's what the hell i did.	Do you know what I gave up to be with you?
and what did you do tonight, honey?	I fucked her! Okay? I fucked her. I'm sorry. But that's what the hell I did.
i've fallen in love with somebody else, lila.	And what did you do tonight, honey?
and what did you do tonight, honey?	I've fallen in love with somebody else, Lila.
shit.	And what did you do tonight, honey?
that's funny because, you know, i just went and picked him up at some flophouse on the lower eastside. he called here when he ran out of his "mad" money after spending an entire evening drinking, watching strippers, and fucking a whore!  oh, and what did you do tonight, honey?	Shit.
seemed fine. quiet evening enjoying his new digs.	That's funny because, you know, I just went and picked him up at some flophouse on the lower eastside. He called here when he ran out of his "mad" money after spending an entire evening drinking, watching strippers, and fucking a whore!  Oh, and what did you do tonight, honey?
so he's doing okay?	Seemed fine. Quiet evening enjoying his new digs.
yeah. puff and i got into a big, philosophical discussion. he's really quite well read, considering he's only been literate for a month now. he's going to make us famous, lila.	So he's doing okay?
you were gone a long time.	Yeah. Puff and I got into a big, philosophical discussion. He's really quite well read, considering he's only been literate for a month now. He's going to make us famous, Lila.
nah. you just relax. how's the book?	Ummm. It's good.
should i come with?	Nah. You just relax. How's the book?
i'm going to go down and check on puff. see how he's holding up.	Should I come with?
puff, i'm proud of you! you did remarkably well under difficult circumstances.	Absolutely!
you just have to control it. we're not apes.	Thank you very much for that.
i think he's ready.	Oh boy!
bravo to you, puff!	That was wonderful!
i had sold my fucking soul.	I let her sell her soul. I stood by as she did it. It's inexcusable.  At the time though I thought it might help.
such as my man and how to please him!  such as making wonderful dinners for my man!  such as looking pretty for my man!  and i'm writing an article on quilting for the ladies home journal!	I had sold my fucking soul.
such as what womanly things?	Such as my man and how to please him!  Such as making wonderful dinners for my man!  Such as looking pretty for my man!  And I'm writing an article on quilting for the Ladies Home Journal!
who needs it? i have you and i have being a woman and i have thinking about womanly things! i love being a woman because...	Such as what womanly things?
how come?	Who needs it? I have you and I have being a woman and I have thinking about womanly things! I love being a woman because...
yes! and i want to help. you won't have to pay me, and i was thinking of giving up that crazy nature writing anyway.	How come?
really?	Yes! And I want to help. You won't have to pay me, and I was thinking of giving up that crazy nature writing anyway.
oh yes, baby! i think that this is a wonderful project you're doing, taking this poor unfortunate, uncivilized creature and turning him into a human being! what a wonderful wonderful compassionate man you are!	Really?
have you?	Oh yes, baby! I think that this is a wonderful project you're doing, taking this poor unfortunate, uncivilized creature and turning him into a human being! What a wonderful wonderful compassionate man you are!
hey! i could come work for you! i know i haven't been all that supportive of this project, but i've come around.	Have you?
i guess.	Hey! I could come work for you! I know I haven't been all that supportive of this project, but I've come around.
oh, baby. i'm sorry. can't you hire somebody else?	I guess.
my assistant quit today. okay? he was highly valuable to the project.	Oh, baby. I'm sorry. Can't you hire somebody else?
no. i don't want your work to be cruddy.	My assistant quit today. Okay? He was highly valuable to the project.
cruddy, okay? are you satisfied?	No. I don't want your work to be cruddy.
how's work?	Cruddy, okay? Are you satisfied?
nothing. hard day. gonna have a drink.	I'll make it.  I'm so happy, Nathan! Everything's going to be so great! Scotch on the rocks, right?  Just kidding. I know what you drink, mister. I know what you drink.  Voila!
you remember that from my book? i'm touched!  what's wrong?	Nothing. Hard day. Gonna have a drink.
...the back door of a movie theater. yes, indeed.	You remember that from my book? I'm touched!  What's wrong?
oh!  i didn't see you there, sneaky boy!  you're like a boy sneaking in...	...the back door of a movie theater. Yes, indeed.
that's great. it's a great color for you.	Oh, Nathan, let's have a baby!
i've signed up for a ballet class. and look at my nails! a real girl!	That's great. It's a great color for you.
that's great.	I've signed up for a ballet class. And look at my nails! A real girl!
because i'm really trying, you know. rosie says maybe only another two years of the elctrolysis.	That's great.
sure. of course.	Because I'm really trying, you know. Rosie says maybe only another two years of the elctrolysis.
really?	Sure. Of course.
shh. it's okay.  it's okay, lila. you're what i want. you know that. you're exactly what i want.	Really?
i'm trying, you know.  i'm trying to be what you want. i want to be what you want, nathan. all i want is to be what you want.	Shh. It's okay.  It's okay, Lila. You're what I want. You know that. You're exactly what I want.
yeah. it's nice. it's really good.	I'm trying, you know.  I'm trying to be what you want. I want to be what you want, Nathan. All I want is to be what you want.
do you like my new look?	Yeah. It's nice. It's really good.
i'm just preoccupied.	Do you like my new look?
because, you know, you seem so distant. and you work late every night. and we hardly ever have sex, and when we do, it's... i don't know. it feels different.	I'm just preoccupied.
no.	Because, you know, you seem so distant. And you work late every night. And we hardly ever have sex, and when we do, it's... I don't know. It feels different.
it would just be helpful to know.	No.
of course not.	It would just be helpful to know.
are you seeing somebody else, nathan? i just have to know.	Of course not.
everything's fine, honey. we don't need to talk. besides i have to work late.	Please, Nathan. I really need this. You've been working late a lot.
honey, can we talk tonight? you know, about stuff? things have been so strained for the past three weeks, since you know, and i just want to talk.	Everything's fine, honey. We don't need to talk. Besides I have to work late.
good. making progress.	Honey, can we talk tonight? You know, about stuff? Things have been so strained for the past three weeks, since you know, and I just want to talk.
so, how's it going today?	Good. Making progress.
i love being female because it, how do you say, allows me to be close to men.	I'm glad you're female.  Do you think our boy witnessed the primal scene?
really? wow! that's that's terrific to hear from someone so... feminine, so female.	I love being female because it, how do you say, allows me to be close to men.
you are an animal.	Really? Wow! That's that's terrific to hear from someone so... feminine, so female.
was that okay? i mean, was i able to... satisfy you?	You are an animal.
i'm the same person i was before you knew, damn it! oh god!	I have to think! I have to think!
mad? i'm i'm... disgusted!	I'm the same person I was before you knew, damn it! Oh God!
i'm sorry. please don't be mad at me for this.	Mad? I'm I'm... disgusted!
don't quibble. you know what i mean.	I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me for this.
apes don't shave, you son of a bitch!	Don't quibble. You know what I mean.
you have to shave? like an ape?	Apes don't shave, you son of a bitch!
i'm getting electrolysis. it's working, but it takes time. so meanwhile i have to...	You have to shave? Like an ape?
your entire body?	I'm getting electrolysis. It's working, but it takes time. So meanwhile I have to...
it's hormonal, nathan. i can't help it. i'm sorry.	Your entire body?
who from work?	Excuse me one second, would you, Gabrielle?
absolutely, gabrielle.  someone from work!  sorry about that, gabrielle. uh-huh. exactly.	Who from work?
who is it?	Absolutely, Gabrielle.  Someone from work!  Sorry about that, Gabrielle. Uh-huh. Exactly.
uh-huh. right, gabrielle. right.	Who is it?
who is it?	Uh-huh. Right, Gabrielle. Right.
what are you doing in there?	Nothing. Be right out.
all right.	Great. Grab his feet. We'll throw him in the trunk.
...what is it that makes us human, if not the knowledge that we are indeed human? think of this poor soul's education as the greatest gift we could bestow upon...	All right.
you'd be taking away his freedom, nathan.	Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose, Lila, to quote Janet Jackson.
is he, lila? is he happy living filthy and naked alone in this tick infested wilderness? never to know the love of a good woman, never to revel in the pitter-patter of little feet, never to read moby dick, or marvel at a monet, or just sit back after a day of hard but rewarding work, smoke a pipe, and wonder about the nature of reality.	You'd be taking away his freedom, Nathan.
i won't allow you. it's wrong. he's happy here.	Is he, Lila? Is he happy living filthy and naked alone in this tick infested wilderness? Never to know the love of a good woman, never to revel in the pitter-patter of little feet, never to read Moby Dick, or marvel at a Monet, or just sit back after a day of hard but rewarding work, smoke a pipe, and wonder about the nature of reality.
don't you see? he's my tabula rasa, my eliza dolittle. he's my ticket to the top of the behaviorist food chain. he's going to make me famous.	I won't allow you. It's wrong. He's happy here.
oh no. you can't take him from his home, nathan.	Don't you see? He's my Tabula Rasa, my Eliza Dolittle. He's my ticket to the top of the Behaviorist food chain. He's going to make me famous.
forget mice! actually forget guinea pigs, cats, monkeys, and chimps also. i'm on to stage five: the human subject.	Oh no. You can't take him from his home, Nathan.
nathan, what the hell are you talking about?	Forget mice! Actually forget guinea pigs, cats, monkeys, and chimps also. I'm on to stage five: The human subject.
it's perfect!	Nathan, what the hell are you talking about?
look at him. he doesn't understand english. he moves like an animal.	It's perfect!
feral, huh? totally uncontaminated?	Look at him. He doesn't understand English. He moves like an animal.
what?	Feral, huh? Totally uncontaminated?
actually, i just had an amusing thought.	What?
i don't understand you. this is fascinating and you just want to run away. i mean, here we have a human being totally uncontaminated by civilization, totally free, and all you want to do is run back to your...	Actually, I just had an amusing thought.
i think we should go. please. before he wakes up and, i don't know, eats us, or whatever feral things do.	I don't understand you. This is fascinating and you just want to run away. I mean, here we have a human being totally uncontaminated by civilization, totally free, and all you want to do is run back to your...
he looks perfectly fine.	I think we should go. Please. Before he wakes up and, I don't know, eats us, or whatever feral things do.
feral? don't touch him! he might be diseased! he might... my god, rabies!	He looks perfectly fine.
i think he's feral.	Feral? Don't touch him! He might be diseased! He might... My God, rabies!
you'll catch cold. it's cold.  what do you suppose he is, a survivalist?	I think he's feral.
come on.	If it's a person, why should we go see it? It's not like it's nature or anything. It's just a person.  Sometimes people who live in the woods don't want to be seen. They live in the woods because they're anti-social, Lila. We have to respect that.
it might behoove us to turn back at this point.	Come on.
no. too... upright. might've been a person.	It might behoove us to turn back at this point.
a deer?	No. Too... upright. Might've been a person.
i don't know. something.	A deer?
what?	I don't know. Something.
did you see that?	What?
that's very funny.	I love you so much.
we could call it "quit bugging me, sunny."  get it? sunny. s-u-n-n-y.	That's very funny.
absolutely.	We could call it "Quit Bugging Me, Sunny."  Get it? Sunny. S-u-n-n-y.
flares?	Absolutely.
yes.	Flares?
i think i'll get johannsen in chemistry on that.  oh! did you bring the first aid kit?	Yes.
yes, darling.	I think I'll get Johannsen in chemistry on that.  Oh! Did you bring the first aid kit?
perfectomundo! we are ready!  say, wouldn't it be wonderful to have an insect repellent lotion that also worked as a sun block? think of all the time one would save.	Yes, darling.
fifteen.	Perfectomundo! We are ready!  Say, wouldn't it be wonderful to have an insect repellent lotion that also worked as a sun block? Think of all the time one would save.
what spf, sweetie?	Fifteen.
of course.	What SPF, sweetie?
oh, and the sun block?	Of course.
yes, darling.	Oh, and the sun block?
darling, did you bring the insect repellent lotion?	Yes, darling.
i don't think so.  why?	Darling, did you bring the insect repellent lotion?
shaving cream?	I don't think so.  Why?
terrific. can't wait!	Shaving cream?
it'll be wonderful! i'll show you my old stomping grounds!	Terrific. Can't wait!
that's a great idea.	It'll be wonderful! I'll show you my old stomping grounds!
oh, darling. i'm so relieved. let's celebrate with a long hike in the woods tomorrow!	That's a great idea.
why certainly!	Oh, darling. I'm so relieved. Let's celebrate with a long hike in the woods tomorrow!
do you? oh do you, darling?	Why certainly!
of course.  i simply love the... naturalness of it all.	Do you? Oh do you, darling?
do you?	Of course.  I simply love the... naturalness of it all.
i was simply attempting to keep the evening light. you know that i feel similarly to you about nature.	Do you?
you didn't seem sorry when you were laughing at all your mother's stupid, tasteless, cruel animal jokes.	I was simply attempting to keep the evening light. You know that I feel similarly to you about nature.
i'm sorry about my parents.	You didn't seem sorry when you were laughing at all your mother's stupid, tasteless, cruel animal jokes.
i'll be out in a minute.	I'm sorry about my parents.
what are you doing in there?	I'll be out in a minute.
actually, mother and father, you look very, very old. you look terrible.	Nathan!
yeah  but i have some peculiarities also.	I don't care. I don't care!  Like what, for example?
you do?	Yeah  But I have some peculiarities also.
i like you, too, nathan.	You do?
it's just that i have some peculiarities, and...	I like you, too, Nathan.
yes.  please don't talk with food in your mouth, lila. please. you're so pretty and it only mars your... i'm sorry. i'm being critical.	It's just that I have some peculiarities, and...
you really enjoy my company?	Yes.  Please don't talk with food in your mouth, Lila. Please. You're so pretty and it only mars your... I'm sorry. I'm being critical.
yes, and...	You really enjoy my company?
you do?	Yes, and...
it's only that i really enjoy your company and...	You do?
no, i'm sorry. i'm really backward in certain areas.	It's only that I really enjoy your company and...
i'm sorry that i became so upset.	No, I'm sorry. I'm really backward in certain areas.
boy, this is good!	I'm sorry that I became so upset.
no biggie.	Boy, this is good!
oh, i'm sorry.  i'm sorry, nathan. i never really learned those things.	No biggie.
tell her, harold...  it's just that... it's nothing. it's just that the outside fork is the salad fork. one goes from the outside in as the dinner progresses.	Oh, I'm sorry.  I'm sorry, Nathan. I never really learned those things.
i'm sorry?	Tell her, Harold...  It's just that... It's nothing. It's just that the outside fork is the salad fork. One goes from the outside in as the dinner progresses.
my god! the fork! the fork!	I'm sorry?
um-mmm. oh nathan, this salad is delish...	My God! The fork! The fork!
you look wonderful. i'm on top of the world tonight, lila. work is going splendidly and my personal life is ...	Um-mmm. Oh Nathan, this salad is delish...
it looks wonderful.	You look wonderful. I'm on top of the world tonight, Lila. Work is going splendidly and my personal life is ...
we are animals after all.	Ergo if I can teach table manners to mice, I can teach them to humans. If I can teach table manners to humans, I can save the world.
courtesy, decorum, manners, are all sadly lacking from our daily intercourse. rudeness, vulgarity, meanness are the norm.	We are animals after all.
i'm not sure.	Courtesy, decorum, manners, are all sadly lacking from our daily intercourse. Rudeness, vulgarity, meanness are the norm.
the truth is most people don't have table manners today. and when the foundations of civilized society crumble and disappear, civilized society in its entirely follows closely at its heels.	I'm not sure.
going out on a limb, aren't you, nathan?	The truth is most people don't have table manners today. And when the foundations of civilized society crumble and disappear, civilized society in its entirely follows closely at its heels.
it's my thesis that if table manners can be taught to mice, they can be taught to humans.	Going out on a limb, aren't you, Nathan?
what's the larger experiment?	It's my thesis that if table manners can be taught to mice, they can be taught to humans.
i hope you don't think me daft. it's important work. it's part of a larger sociological experiment. i'm federally funded.	What's the larger experiment?
paper or cloth?	I hope you don't think me daft. It's important work. It's part of a larger sociological experiment. I'm federally funded.
quite well, really. it's a lot of work. a lot of reinforcement, mostly positive. right now i've gotten two of my subjects to use napkins. tiny napkins of course.	Paper or cloth?
how's it going?	Quite well, really. It's a lot of work. A lot of reinforcement, mostly positive. Right now I've gotten two of my subjects to use napkins. Tiny napkins of course.
heavens no. my work now is... right now i'm teaching mice... well, table manners, to be candid.	How's it going?
i hope you don't perform any of those dreadful torture experiments, nathan.	Heavens no. My work now is... Right now I'm teaching mice... well, table manners, to be candid.
no no. i'm a psychologist, but i do research. i'm a behaviorist. i work with animals. mice at the moment.	I hope you don't perform any of those dreadful torture experiments, Nathan.
you are a therapist, right?	No no. I'm a psychologist, but I do research. I'm a behaviorist. I work with animals. Mice at the moment.
i love that you said that. it makes me feel a bit lighter. i've been rather heavy lately. thinking about my childhood. realizing how much a product i am of my upbringing.  i've been seeing someone. a therapist.	You are a therapist, right?
i'm not sure we can escape our natures. believe me i've tried. i'm not even so sure anymore that we should want to.	I love that you said that. It makes me feel a bit lighter. I've been rather heavy lately. Thinking about my childhood. Realizing how much a product I am of my upbringing.  I've been seeing someone. A therapist.
yes. i suppose not. but still. one would like to move along. to move beyond.	I'm not sure we can escape our natures. Believe me I've tried. I'm not even so sure anymore that we should want to.
that's not necessarily a bad thing.	Yes. I suppose not. But still. One would like to move along. To move beyond.
slugdom. sluggishness. whatever you'd call it. i'm not there yet. i still have many human characteristics.	That's not necessarily a bad thing.
where?	Slugdom. Sluggishness. Whatever you'd call it. I'm not there yet. I still have many human characteristics.
i have to say that i'm not there yet.	Where?
you've got to respect that.	I have to say that I'm not there yet.
they don't seem to be especially ego driven, this is true.	You've got to respect that.
they're so even keel. they forge ahead with slow determination. they don't get distracted or side-tracked. they don't care what they look like. they don't care that people look at them and go, "ewww. a slug."	They don't seem to be especially ego driven, this is true.
as do i.	They're so even keel. They forge ahead with slow determination. They don't get distracted or side-tracked. They don't care what they look like. They don't care that people look at them and go, "Ewww. A slug."
thank you so much. i love slugs. all slugs, not just banana slugs.	As do I.
meditations on a banana slug was a delightful read.	Thank you so much. I love slugs. All slugs, not just banana slugs.
you did create me in your image, nathan. before you i was a simple, happy, complete being, in harmony with the world around me. after you i became duplicitous, cynical, angry, anal, totally out of touch with my surroundings. in a word, nathan, i became you. lila has reintroduced me to myself. and, incidentally, what i'm about to do, kill you, is something that would never have occurred to me to do as a creature of the earth. before when i killed, it was for food or in self-defense. now i will kill for revenge. revenge is an abstract concept, nathan. and i learned abstract thinking from you.	No.
i have to talk. is that okay?	You did create me in your image, Nathan. Before you I was a simple, happy, complete being, in harmony with the world around me. After you I became duplicitous, cynical, angry, anal, totally out of touch with my surroundings. In a word, Nathan, I became you. Lila has reintroduced me to myself. And, incidentally, what I'm about to do, kill you, is something that would never have occurred to me to do as a creature of the Earth. Before when I killed, it was for food or in self-defense. Now I will kill for revenge. Revenge is an abstract concept, Nathan. And I learned abstract thinking from you.
look, why don't you and lila stay here and have your natural life. i'll just go on my way. you'll never see me again.	I have to talk. Is that okay?
unka unka unka unka unka.	Look, why don't you and Lila stay here and have your natural life. I'll just go on my way. You'll never see me again.
let's be reasonable human beings here. we're all reasonable human beings, aren't we?	Unka unka unka unka unka.
ounpoo. ungh.	Let's be reasonable human beings here. We're all reasonable human beings, aren't we?
puff, put the gun down.	Ounpoo. Ungh.
unn.	Down from the tree. Both of you. Keep your hands where I can see them. Don't want you pulling any weapons out of your fur.
oh please, is that as articulate as you can be after all the time i spent teaching you? we've discussed wittgenstein, for christ's sake. not that you ever had anything very original or challenging to say on the subject.	Unn.
ugnh.	Oh please, is that as articulate as you can be after all the time I spent teaching you? We've discussed Wittgenstein, for Christ's sake. Not that you ever had anything very original or challenging to say on the subject.
interesting.	Now, my diminutive friend, what can I do for you?
and of course to you, my sweet, for your... moral support.	here, here.
thanks to you, buddy. and your diligence and intelligence and perseverance.	And of course to you, my sweet, for your... moral support.
thanks to you, nate.	Thanks to you, Buddy. And your diligence and intelligence and perseverance.
puff, why don't you say a few words to the assemblage.	It would be my pleasure, doctor.  Distinguished gentlemen and ladies of the psychological community, I stand before you today, a living testament to the amazing skill of Dr. Nathan Bronfman. To say that he took me from crayons to perfume would be a vast understatement. Dr. Bronfman took me from playing with my own feces, then to crayons, and then to an appreciation of the complex works of Franz Kline, Joseph Beuys, and Marcel Duchamp. From compulsive masturbation to...
good. remember, when in doubt: don't ever do what you really want to do.	Got it.
oh, i will!  your very trust has instilled an enormous sense of responsibility in me. i don't want to disappoint you.	Good. Remember, when in doubt: Don't ever do what you really want to do.
i trust that you'll make good, mature decisions. i trust that you'll do the proper thing.	Oh, I will!  Your very trust has instilled an enormous sense of responsibility in me. I don't want to disappoint you.
it's wonderful! do you think i'm ready? do you really?	I trust that you'll make good, mature decisions. I trust that you'll do the proper thing.
free to come and go as you please. there's some "mad money" in the night table drawer.	It's wonderful! Do you think I'm ready? Do you really?
extra dessert?	Even better.
and because you did so well, we have a little surprise for you.	Extra dessert?
did i? i tried so hard! i really concentrated! oh, i'm so happy!	And because you did so well, we have a little surprise for you.
yahoo!	Tomorrow, the acid test.
excellent work, puff. extra desert tonight.	Yahoo!
i bow to your expertise in these matters.	Lila?
humor me, puff. it's essential that i am able to trust you to function independently in the world.	I bow to your expertise in these matters.
i don't think this aversion therapy is really necessary, doctor. i understand the problem.	Humor me, Puff. It's essential that I am able to trust you to function independently in the world.
this is great, puff. you're doing fine.	I'm loving this. It's such a treat to be out and about. What a wonderful invention a city is. The immense buildings of glass and steel glinting in the afternoon sun, the smartly dressed women in their best summer frocks, the colorful street vendors.
now, puff, we're leaving on the electronic collar. i don't think we'll need to shock you, but just in case.	Okay. That's fair.
oh boy!	Now, Puff, we're leaving on the electronic collar. I don't think we'll need to shock you, but just in case.
good-eve-n-ing-lay-dees-and-gent- elmen.	Bravo, Puff! Bravo!
and how do you feel about gabrielle?	Good-eve-n-ing-lay-dees-and-gent- elmen.
i love lila. i mean, she's a wonderful person. and... she loves me! that's no small potatoes. i mean she really loves me. she's sacrificed so much to be in this relationship with me. and she's a good person. a truly good person. how rare is that in this world, eh? and how could i stop loving somebody because of a little physical imperfection, if it can even be called that. i mean, god knows i'm not perfect! what about my eyesight? it's lousy, that's what! lila's not going to leave me because of my eyesight. what about my penis?	And how do you feel about Gabrielle?
i just think it might be important to explore your feelings for lila.	I love Lila. I mean, she's a wonderful person. And... she loves me! That's no small potatoes. I mean she really loves me. She's sacrificed so much to be in this relationship with me. And she's a good person. A truly good person. How rare is that in this world, eh? And how could I stop loving somebody because of a little physical imperfection, if it can even be called that. I mean, God knows I'm not perfect! What about my eyesight? It's lousy, that's what! Lila's not going to leave me because of my eyesight. What about my penis?
oh, i see. yes, that's something to think about. that's very good. that's what you get the big bucks, right? ha ha.	I just think it might be important to explore your feelings for Lila.
well, it seems that since lila broached the subject of children, you've been on edge and i know you have an issue with the, uh, body hair.	Oh, I see. Yes, that's something to think about. That's very good. That's what you get the big bucks, right? Ha ha.
no, why?	Well, it seems that since Lila broached the subject of children, you've been on edge and I know you have an issue with the, uh, body hair.
do you suppose it has anything to do with lila's unusually hairy body?	No, why?
so anyway, that's the nightmare i've been having lately.	Do you suppose it has anything to do with Lila's unusually hairy body?
i'm in the book, if you ever want to drop me a line or something.	I'm an ape, mom. I'm an ape. And apes don't drop lines.
yes.	I'm in the book, if you ever want to drop me a line or something.
yes, i suppose so. i suppose i knew that was going to be what you would say. it's good to see you again though.	Yes.
it's a pleasure to meet you, mother. but i'm an ape like dad was...  and i have to go back into the woods now... forever.	Yes, I suppose so. I suppose I knew that was going to be what you would say. It's good to see you again though.
yes... derek.	It's a pleasure to meet you, mother. But I'm an ape like dad was...  And I have to go back into the woods now... forever.
mother?	Yes... Derek.
i saw you on c-span. i've been looking for you for thirty years. then there you were, such a beautiful, beautiful grown man.	Mother?
yes?	I saw you on C-Span. I've been looking for you for thirty years. Then there you were, such a beautiful, beautiful grown man.
wait!	Yes?
huh?	It's open...  What'll you have?
give me a bottle of beer.	Right.
check!	You look different... More relaxed.
hey, another one for me and another one for the lady.	Check!
you want a chaser?	No.
give me some bourbon. j. t. s. brown.	You want a chaser?
about sixty, seventy bucks.	Next game, ten bucks.
thanks. sure is a hot day for driving. late afternoon is better. you guys have plenty of time. make pittsburgh in two, maybe three hours.	Hey, he's right!  Whaddya say, Charlie, huh? Play a little pool? Wait out the heat?
goin' in. we got a sales convention. gotta be there tomorrow.	What do you guys sell?
comin' in or goin' out?	Goin' in. We got a sales convention. Gotta be there tomorrow.
mm hmm.	Comin' in or goin' out?
pittsburgh?	Mm hmm.
yep.	Pittsburgh?
boys just passing through?	Yep.
all i want's the money.	Sure, sure, just the money, and the aristocratic pleasure of seeing him fall apart. You're a Roman, Bert. You have to win them all.
and the way you're looking at me, is that the way you look at a man you've just beaten? as if you'd just taken his money, and now all you want is... his pride?	All I want's the money.
that's the way it's done.	And the way you're looking at me, is that the way you look at a man you've just beaten? As if you'd just taken his money, and now all you want is... his pride?
put it on the bed. that's the way it's done, isn't it?	That's the way it's done.
it's what eddie wants. he, uh, told me to give you some money.	Put it on the bed. That's the way it's done, isn't it?
in a little while. that's what you want, isn't it?	It's what Eddie wants. He, uh, told me to give you some money.
are you ready for another?	Thank you.
how?	You tell me.
i'll make it up to you.	How?
listen, miss ladybird, you're here on a rain check and i know it. you're hanging on by your nails. you let that glory whistle blow loud and clear for eddie and you're a wreck on a railroad track. you're a horse that finished last. so don't make trouble, miss ladybird. live and let live. while you can.	I'll make it up to you.
you bastard.	Listen, Miss Ladybird, you're here on a rain check and I know it. You're hanging on by your nails. You let that glory whistle blow loud and clear for Eddie and you're a wreck on a railroad track. You're a horse that finished last. So don't make trouble, Miss Ladybird. Live and let live. While you can.
well, nobody has to sell.	You bastard.
no, there's no tomorrow. not with you. you own all the tomorrows because you buy them today, and you buy cheap.	Well, nobody has to sell.
all right. today for me, tomorrow for himself.	No, there's no tomorrow. Not with you. You own all the tomorrows because you buy them today, and you buy cheap.
you didn't answer my first question. for whom?	All right. Today for me, tomorrow for himself.
for what makes the world go round. for money, and for glory.	You didn't answer my first question. For whom?
for whom and for what?	For what makes the world go round. For money, and for glory.
to win.	For whom and for what?
you know what's good for him?	To win.
yeah, i think we do. we could try to cut each other up. but that would be bad for everybody. bad for me, bad for you. and worst of all, be bad for eddie.	You know what's good for him?
do we need words?	Yeah, I think we do. We could try to cut each other up. But that would be bad for everybody. Bad for me, bad for you. And worst of all, be bad for Eddie.
i want to talk to you.	Do we need words?
we're neighbors now. you can call me sarah.	I want to talk to you.
oh, wait a minute, miss packard.	We're neighbors now. You can call me Sarah.
and a fact is a fact.	She's a smart girl, Eddie.
that's right, miss packard.	And a fact is a fact.
it's all right, eddie. i'm sure mr. gordon meant no offense. it was a figure of speech.	That's right, Miss Packard.
doesn't your lighter work, mr. gordon?	Oh, I forgot all about it.  How's the hands?
what makes you know so much? how do you know what eddie was thinking?	I know. Been there myself. We've all been there, haven't we, Miss Packard?
i'm ready.	Soon as I finish my coffee.
i've never been to louisville.	Lots of action. Lots of money.  Lots of class. You'll see some of the best-dressed and most beautiful women in the world at the races. Knock your eye out.
you, uh, you ever been to louisville during derby week, miss, ah, packard?	I've never been to Louisville.
no, i'm fine.	You, uh, you ever been to Louisville during Derby week, Miss, ah, Packard?
it always takes me a little while to get a name fixed in my mind. are you sure you don't want anything?	No, I'm fine.
packard. sarah packard.	It always takes me a little while to get a name fixed in my mind. Are you sure you don't want anything?
you sure you going to be comfortable enough there, miss... ah... ?	Packard. Sarah Packard.
how much do i owe you?	Twelve thousand.
cash.	How much do I owe you?
will you take a check, bert?	Cash.
that seems a shame. the night is young.	The night is two thousand dollars old.
have you noticed, bert? this fellow here bears a striking resemblance to you. it seems as though you might have modeled for the artist.	It's possible.
of course he thinks he can beat me, bert. he wouldn't be playing me if he didn't. right, felson?	I didn't ask him can he beat you. I already know he can beat you. I asked him will he? With Eddie, that's two different things.
do you really think you can beat him?	Of course he thinks he can beat me, Bert. He wouldn't be playing me if he didn't. Right, Felson?
oh, about five hundred.	Do you really think you can beat him?
how much?	Oh, about five hundred.
i'm sure mr. felson knows what he's doing. certainly you can afford a hundred dollars to find out.	Deal the cards.
oh, we'll start small... a hundred dollars a game.	You ever played billiards before?
we'll be there.	Good, good.
could be.	Well, Mr. Felson, maybe you could come out to my place some evening. We could play a few games of billiards.
if it didn't happen in louisville, it'd happened someplace else. if it didn't happen now, it'd happen six months from now. that's the kinda dame she was.	And we twisted it, didn't we, Bert? Course, maybe that doesn't stick in your throat cause you spit it out just like you spit out everything else. But it sticks in mine. I loved her, Bert. I traded her in on a pool game. But that wouldn't mean anything to you. Because who did you ever care about? Just win, win, you said, win, that's the important thing. You don't know what winnin' is, Bert. You're a loser. 'Cause you're dead inside, and you can't live unless you make everything else dead around ya.
boy, we really gave it to her good.	If it didn't happen in Louisville, it'd happened someplace else. If it didn't happen now, it'd happen six months from now. That's the kinda dame she was.
aaaahhhh!	Boy, we really gave it to her good.
we really stuck the knife in her, didn't we, bert?	Aaaahhhh!
no, it don't have to be fifty. it can be thirty... twenty-five.	We really stuck the knife in her, didn't we, Bert?
fifty per cent?	No, it don't have to be fifty. It can be thirty... twenty-five.
yeah, we're gonna make a lotta money together, from now on.	Fifty per cent?
well, you got a lot of games lined up for me?	Yeah, we're gonna make a lotta money together, from now on.
i'm a businessman, kid.	Well, you got a lot of games lined up for me?
so you figure you're still my manager, huh?	I'm a businessman, kid.
what if i don't pay ya, bert?	You don't pay me? You gonna get your thumbs broken.  And your fingers. And if I want them to, your right arm in three or four places.
well, here it's half.	What if I don't pay ya, Bert?
in louisville it was seventy-five per cent.	Well, here it's half.
half.	In Louisville it was seventy-five per cent.
and just how do you figure that, bert? what do you figure i owe you?	Half.
eddie?...  you owe me money!	And just how do you figure that, Bert? What do you figure I owe you?
tell her what?	You gotta be hard, Eddie.
you want me to tell her for you?	Tell her what?
i got time, bert.	You want me to tell her for you?
it's a long walk.	I got time, Bert.
i wanna walk.	It's a long walk.
i know when to quit. you don't. win or lose, you don't know when to quit.	What do you want me to do, huh? What do you want me to do? Just say it and you got it but PLEASE don't get off me now.
please don't get off me now.	I know when to quit. You don't. Win or lose, you don't know when to quit.
i don't believe you, eddie. i think you're still a loser.	All right, then. I'll play him with my own money.
i can beat him, bert. now he suckered me 'cause he knows how to hustle. i didn't think he did. but i can outplay him. i can beat him.	I don't believe you, Eddie. I think you're still a loser.
i said we're leavin'.	I can beat him, Bert. Now he suckered me 'cause he knows how to hustle. I didn't think he did. But I can outplay him. I can beat him.
hey, bert. wait a minute!	I said we're leavin'.
they're fine.	Well, rack up your cue. We're leavin'.
how're the hands?	They're fine.
i'll beat him the next game.	How're the hands?
i can beat him.	All right. Five hundred.
level with me, eddie. you ever play billiards before?	What's the difference? You got a pool cue, balls on the table. All you gotta do is get the feel of it.
bert, if that's his best game, i can beat him.	Level with me, Eddie. You ever play billiards before?
i don't know.	Bert, if that's his best game, I can beat him.
when do i raise the bet?	I don't know.
'bout even.	When do I raise the bet?
how do we stand?	'Bout even.
sure.	You hustlin' me?
c'mon, bert. let me play him.	How much?
well, we won't.	C'mon, Bert. Let me play him.
what's the matter? what happened?	It's all right. She had a little too much to drink, that's all. Forget it.  Go upstairs and sleep it off.
so does eddie.	Well, I win sometimes.
aren't you gonna go over and talk to him?	Nah. Sit tight. He'll be over here.
over there by the bar.	Aren't you gonna go over and talk to him?
where?	Over there by the bar.
hey, findley's here.	Where?
you know, that's real sweet music in there. you can almost smell the action and the money. you know, i can feel it right down in the bottom of my shoes.	Come on, let's go...
good. i'd hate to think i was putting my money on a cripple.	Hey, whaddya say something like that for?
fine.	Good. I'd hate to think I was putting my money on a cripple.
i played that game, bert. in my head i played it a thousand times.	Play it again. Learn something.  Fats went in the john, see? Washed his face, cleaned his fingernails, made his mind a blank, combed his hair, came back all ready to go.  You were through. You saw him, you saw how he looked. Clean, all set to start all over again. Hold tight and push hard. You know what you were doing? You were waitin' to get beat. Flattened out on your butt, swimmin' around in glory. And whisky. Probably deciding how you could lose.
fats knew the game was in the clutch, knew he had to do something to stop ya. he played it smart.	I played that game, Bert. In my head I played it a thousand times.
no, no. when you play for me, i pick up all the tabs.	Fats knew the game was in the clutch, knew he had to do something to stop ya. He played it smart.
here, i got it.	No, no. When you play for me, I pick up all the tabs.
means i got confidence that he's a loser. all the way a loser. you happen to be about only one-half loser -- the other half, winner.  i'm finished.	Here, I got it.
what's that supposed to mean?	Means I got confidence that he's a loser. All the way a loser. You happen to be about only one-half loser -- the other half, winner.  I'm finished.
i don't. but i got confidence in findley.	What's that supposed to mean?
you must have a lot of confidence in me.	I don't. But I got confidence in Findley.
how good is he?	I don't know. Never saw him play. They say he's one of the best.
he's a gentleman. gentleman gambler. he gets his kicks playing with hustlers. he's got an old southern mansion with a pool table in the basement, drinks eight-year-old bourbon, smokes cork-tipped cigarettes.	How good is he?
what? and he -- he hustles pool?	He's a gentleman. Gentleman gambler. He gets his kicks playing with hustlers. He's got an old Southern mansion with a pool table in the basement, drinks eight-year-old bourbon, smokes cork-tipped cigarettes.
james findley is a very rich man. grandfather left him twenty per cent of a tobacco company.	What? And he -- he hustles pool?
sarah packard... bert gordon.	Miss Packard. How do you do?
maybe i'm not such a high-class piece of property right now. and a twenty- five per cent slice of something big is better than a hundred per cent slice of nothin'.	Hey, get us a couple of drinks here, will ya? J. T. S. Brown.
thinking about what?	Maybe I'm not such a high-class piece of property right now. And a twenty- five per cent slice of something big is better than a hundred per cent slice of nothin'.
i been thinking.	Thinking about what?
no, i don't mean the thumbs. you already told me about the thumbs.	I been thinking.
like i told ya. my thumbs.	No, I don't mean the thumbs. You already told me about the thumbs.
what happened to you anyway?	Like I told ya. My thumbs.
you name the place, boss. i'll be there.	What happened to you anyway?
the first match i got in mind for you is in louisville, kentucky.	You name the place, boss. I'll be there.
where do i sign?	The first match I got in mind for you is in Louisville, Kentucky.
sign up.	Where do I sign?
maybe you oughta give me lessons.	Sign up.
everybody who can hurt me, everybody who can help me. it pays.	Maybe you oughta give me lessons.
you know everybody, don't you?	Everybody who can hurt me, everybody who can help me. It pays.
man named turk baker?	You know everybody, don't you?
yeah. big creep. broke my thumbs.	Man named Turk Baker?
what happened? somebody step on your hands?	Yeah. Big creep. Broke my thumbs.
i'd say my game is about twenty per cent off. maybe more.	What happened? Somebody step on your hands?
oh. you seem to do all right that way.	I'd say my game is about twenty per cent off. Maybe more.
yeah. had a little accident. a place called arthur's.	Oh. You seem to do all right that way.
ahh, slow... why the open hand bridge? something wrong with your hand?	Yeah. Had a little accident. A place called Arthur's.
hi. how's business?	Ahh, slow... Why the open hand bridge? Something wrong with your hand?
hello, eddie.	Hi. How's business?
now, when did you adopt me?	I don't know when it was.
word's out on you, eddie. you walk in the wrong kind of place and they'll eat you alive.	Now, when did you adopt me?
there are places. i'll scuffle around.	Word's out on you, Eddie. You walk in the wrong kind of place and they'll eat you alive.
hey, wait.  what are you gonna do about the money?	There are places. I'll scuffle around.
kiss off.	Hey, wait.  What are you gonna do about the money?
no, we don't talk. i don't make bad bets. seventy-five, twenty-five. that's it.	Kiss off.
yeah, you already told me that. you cut that slice down to bite-size and maybe we can talk.	No, we don't talk. I don't make bad bets. Seventy-five, twenty-five. That's it.
i'm already rich. but i like action. that's one thing i think you're good for is action. besides, like i say... you got talent.	Yeah, you already told me that. You cut that slice down to bite-size and maybe we can talk.
why back me then? why not back yourself? go find yourself a big fat poker game and get rich. you know all the angles.	I'm already rich. But I like action. That's one thing I think you're good for is action. Besides, like I say... you got talent.
look, you wanna hustle pool, don't you? this game isn't like football. nobody pays you for yardage. when you hustle you keep score real simple. the end of the game you count up your money. that's how you find out who's best. that's the only way.	Why back me then? Why not back yourself? Go find yourself a big fat poker game and get rich. You know all the angles.
you saw me beat minnesota fats for eighteen thousand dollars.	Look, you wanna hustle pool, don't you? This game isn't like football. Nobody pays you for yardage. When you hustle you keep score real simple. The end of the game you count up your money. That's how you find out who's best. That's the only way.
i never saw you do anything else.	You saw me beat Minnesota Fats for eighteen thousand dollars.
you think i can lose?	I never saw you do anything else.
how much you think you're worth these days? i'm puttin' up the money, i'm puttin' up the time. for that i get seventy-five per cent return on my money -- if you win.	You think I can lose?
that's a -- that's a pretty big slice. who do you think you are, general motors?	How much you think you're worth these days? I'm puttin' up the money, I'm puttin' up the time. For that I get seventy-five per cent return on my money -- if you win.
for me.	That's a -- that's a pretty big slice. Who do you think you are, General Motors?
for who?	For me.
seventy-five per cent.	For who?
oh yeah, i figured that. how much?	Seventy-five per cent.
ten reasons. maybe fifteen. and also there's something in it for me.	Oh yeah, I figured that. How much?
why?	Ten reasons. Maybe fifteen. And also there's something in it for me.
get the three thousand. play minnesota fats again.	Why?
to do what?	Get the three thousand. Play Minnesota Fats again.
wait a minute. maybe i can help you.	To do what?
thanks for the drink.	Wait a minute. Maybe I can help you.
sure, you got drunk. that's the best excuse in the world for losing. no trouble losing when you got a good excuse. and winning! that can be heavy on your back too. like a monkey. you drop that load too when you got an excuse. all you gotta do is learn to feel sorry for yourself. it's one of the best indoor sports: feeling sorry for yourself -- a sport enjoyed by all, especially the born losers.	Thanks for the drink.
i told you. i got drunk.	Sure, you got drunk. That's the best excuse in the world for losing. No trouble losing when you got a good excuse. And winning! That can be heavy on your back too. Like a monkey. You drop that load too when you got an excuse. All you gotta do is learn to feel sorry for yourself. It's one of the best indoor sports: feeling sorry for yourself -- a sport enjoyed by all, especially the born losers.
first time in ten years i ever saw minnesota fats hooked, really hooked. but you let him off.	I told you. I got drunk.
what's that supposed to mean?	First time in ten years I ever saw Minnesota Fats hooked, really hooked. But you let him off.
eddie, you're a born loser.	What's that supposed to mean?
whaddya been so far?	Eddie, you're a born loser.
eddie, is it all right if i get personal?	Whaddya been so far?
in that case, you owe me another drink.	Eddie, is it all right if I get personal?
see that big car parked out by the fireplug on the way in? well, that's mine. i like that car. but i get a new one every year because i make it my business to know what guys like you and minnesota fats are gonna do. i made enough off of you the other night to pay for it twice over.	In that case, you owe me another drink.
how do you know? huh? when nobody knows that much?	See that big car parked out by the fireplug on the way in? Well, that's mine. I like that car. But I get a new one every year because I make it my business to know what guys like you and Minnesota Fats are gonna do. I made enough off of you the other night to pay for it twice over.
no, three thousand at least. he'll start you off at five hundred a game -- he'll beat the pants off you. that's the way he plays when he comes up against a man who knows the way the game is. he'll beat you flat four or five games -- maybe more, depending on how, uh... steady your nerves are. but he might -- he just might be a little scared of you, and that could change things. but i wouldn't count on it.	How do you know? Huh? When nobody knows that much?
a thousand.	No, three thousand at least. He'll start you off at five hundred a game -- he'll beat the pants off you. That's the way he plays when he comes up against a man who knows the way the game is. He'll beat you flat four or five games -- maybe more, depending on how, uh... steady your nerves are. But he might -- he just might be a little scared of you, and that could change things. But I wouldn't count on it.
maybe by that time you'll die of old age. how much do you think you'll, uh, need?	A thousand.
so i stay. stay until i hustle up enough to play fats again. maybe by that time i'll develop myself some character.	Maybe by that time you'll die of old age. How much do you think you'll, uh, need?
that's your problem.	So I stay. Stay until I hustle up enough to play Fats again. Maybe by that time I'll develop myself some character.
okay, okay... what do i do now, lie down on the floor and, uh, bow from the ankles? what do i do, go home?	That's your problem.
you bet he knows how.  you think that's a talent too, huh? knowin' how to drink whisky? you think minnesota fats was born knowin' how to drink?	Okay, okay... What do I do now, lie down on the floor and, uh, bow from the ankles? What do I do, go home?
maybe he knows how to drink.	You bet he knows how.  You think that's a talent too, huh? Knowin' how to drink whisky? You think Minnesota Fats was born knowin' how to drink?
he drank as much whisky as you did.	Maybe he knows how to drink.
i got drunk.	He drank as much whisky as you did.
you're damned right i'm sure. everybody's got talent. i got talent. you think you can play big-money straight pool, or poker, for forty straight hours on nothing but talent? you think they call minnesota fats the best in the country just 'cause he's got talent? nah. minnesota fats's got more character in one finger than you got in your whole skinny body.	I got drunk.
yeah. sure, sure.	You're damned right I'm sure. Everybody's got talent. I got talent. You think you can play big-money straight pool, or poker, for forty straight hours on nothing but talent? You think they call Minnesota Fats the best in the country just 'cause he's got talent? Nah. Minnesota Fats's got more character in one finger than you got in your whole skinny body.
character.	Yeah. Sure, sure.
so i got talent. so what beat me?	Character.
i don't think there's a pool player alive shoots better pool than i saw you shoot the other night at ames. you got talent.	So I got talent. So what beat me?
you being cute?	I don't think there's a pool player alive shoots better pool than I saw you shoot the other night at Ames. You got talent.
pool.	You being cute?
what is?	Pool.
poker's not your game.	What is?
i lost twenty bucks.	Poker's not your game.
i like it. it's good for you. besides, you start drinking whisky gambling and it gives you an excuse for losing. that's something you don't need -- an excuse for losing. how did you make out in the poker game?	I lost twenty bucks.
yeah? why?	I like it. It's good for you. Besides, you start drinking whisky gambling and it gives you an excuse for losing. That's something you don't need -- an excuse for losing. How did you make out in the poker game?
only when i work.	Yeah? Why?
thought you only drank milk.	Only when I work.
i'm buyin'.	Thought you only drank milk.
two.	I'm buyin'.
bourbon. j. t. s. brown.	Two.
deal.	Bourbon. J. T. S. Brown.
cut.	Deal.
make it twenty.	Cut.
okay?	Sit down.
stay with this kid. he's a loser.	What did he say?
the name's gordon. bert gordon.	Mister. You been sittin' in that spot for hours. Would you mind moving? It bothers me.
hey, mister.	The name's Gordon. Bert Gordon.
just tell me where i can find him, friend.	Comes right in this poolroom every night, eight o'clock on the nose. Just stay where you are. He'll find you.
okay, i told you what i wanted about minnesota fats. you just go ahead and play him, friend.	Just tell me where I can find him, friend.
you got that wrong, mister. i am.	Okay, I told you what I wanted about Minnesota Fats. You just go ahead and play him, friend.
he's my partner.	You well-heeled, partner?
yeah, that's right.	Want some free advice?
come up here to play straight pool with minnesota fats?	Yeah, that's right.
the expensive kind.	Come up here to play straight pool with Minnesota Fats?
what kind of straight pool game you like?	The expensive kind.
okay, i'm eddie felson. i shoot straight pool. you got any straight pool shooters in this here poolroom?	What kind of straight pool game you like?
look, friend, i'm not trying to hustle. i don't never hustle people that walk into poolrooms with leather satchels. don't try to hustle me.	Okay, I'm Eddie Felson. I shoot straight pool. You got any straight pool shooters in this here poolroom?
you name it, we shoot it.	Look, friend, I'm not trying to hustle. I don't never hustle people that walk into poolrooms with leather satchels. Don't try to hustle me.
what's your game? what do you shoot?	You name it, we shoot it.
who's he?	What's your game? What do you shoot?
no. hell, no! you eddie felson?	Who's he?
maybe. you want to play?	No. Hell, no! You Eddie Felson?
just like that?	Yeah. Just like that.
lay down and die by yourself. don't take me with you.	Just like that?
all right. that's what i want. poolroom with a little handbook on the side. getting old.	Lay down and die by yourself. Don't take me with you.
yeah, that's what i think.	All right. That's what I want. Poolroom with a little handbook on the side. Getting old.
is that what you think?	Yeah, that's what I think.
you still don't see it, do you, charlie? you are nothing but a small- time charlie. you'd love to keep me hustling for you, huh? wouldn't ya? i mean, a couple more years with me, scuffling around them little towns and those back alleys. you might make yourself enough to get a little poolroom back in oakland. six tables and a handbook on the side. is that when you say goodbye to me, charlie?	Is that what you think?
you wanna come back on the road with me, okay, the money's yours. but if you wanna give it to minnesota fats... nothing doing. what do you say?	You still don't see it, do you, Charlie? You are nothing but a small- time Charlie. You'd love to keep me hustling for you, huh? Wouldn't ya? I mean, a couple more years with me, scuffling around them little towns and those back alleys. You might make yourself enough to get a little poolroom back in Oakland. Six tables and a handbook on the side. Is that when you say goodbye to me, Charlie?
yeah, to play fats again.	You wanna come back on the road with me, okay, the money's yours. But if you wanna give it to Minnesota Fats... nothing doing. What do you say?
what for? to play fats again?	Yeah, to play Fats again.
c'mon, c'mon, just give me the money.	What for? To play Fats again?
aw, eddie.	C'mon, c'mon, just give me the money.
oh, you crumb. with that fifteen hundred i coulda beat him. that's all i needed, charlie.	Aw, Eddie.
my twenty-five per cent. approximately fifteen hundred bucks.	Oh, you crumb. With that fifteen hundred I coulda beat him. That's all I needed, Charlie.
how much?!	My twenty-five per cent. Approximately fifteen hundred bucks.
oh yeah? where?	What's the difference where? I'll raise it.  Is it all right if I have another drink?
don't worry about it. i'll raise the money.	Oh yeah? Where?
with what?	Don't worry about it. I'll raise the money.
i told you you'd get your money back.	He thinks I care about the money.  I care about you. Do you care about me, Eddie? We're together a long time, night and day. So how do you say goodbye?  You gimme the car and a hundred bucks. You think I care about the dough, the car? I care about you.  This boy is the greatest pool hustler you ever saw. A real high-class con man. He can charm anybody into anything. Did he ever tell you how well we were doing on the road? We had everything: we ate good, we slept late, we had money to burn. Whisky, dames...  Excuse me...  I'll tell you what -- take her along.
this boy's crazy. they wiped the floor with him. they beat his brains out and he wants to go back.  what for? to take another beating?	I told you you'd get your money back.
never been out of it. i'm gonna beat that fat man... with that curly hair, and those diamond rings, and that carnation.	This boy's crazy. They wiped the floor with him. They beat his brains out and he wants to go back.  What for? To take another beating?
are you figuring on going back to ames to play minnesota fats again? is that what's on your mind?	Never been out of it. I'm gonna beat that fat man... with that curly hair, and those diamond rings, and that carnation.
i'll connect. i'll get you your money back.	Are you figuring on going back to Ames to play Minnesota Fats again? Is that what's on your mind?
what kind of life have you got here? scufflin' around the small rooms, picking up eight, ten bucks a day?	I'll connect. I'll get you your money back.
aah! i've got no stomach for that any more. i've had that kind of life.	What kind of life have you got here? Scufflin' around the small rooms, picking up eight, ten bucks a day?
i want you to come back on the road with me.	Aah! I've got no stomach for that any more. I've had that kind of life.
talk to me, charlie.	I want you to come back on the road with me.
yeah, yeah, like a son.  i've known this boy since he was sixteen. the first time i saw him, back in oakland, i said, "this is a talented boy. this is a smart boy."	Talk to me, Charlie.
a son.	Yeah, yeah, like a son.  I've known this boy since he was sixteen. The first time I saw him, back in Oakland, I said, "This is a talented boy. This is a smart boy."
you walked out on me like that. no goodbye, no nothing. like a thief in the dark. we were partners. we were more than partners.  he was like a... like --	A son.
so am i... sit down.  would you get us a couple of drinks?	You walked out on me like that. No goodbye, no nothing. Like a thief in the dark. We were partners. We were more than partners.  He was like a... like --
how do you want me to play it? i'm broke.	So am I... Sit down.  Would you get us a couple of drinks?
oh, don't play it small, charlie. it don't look good on you.	How do you want me to play it? I'm broke.
oh, i don't want to be no bother to nobody.	Oh, don't play it small, Charlie. It don't look good on you.
oh yeah? how'd you find me?	I asked around.
hello, eddie's girl...  i looked all over for you.	Oh yeah? How'd you find me?
hello, charlie...  c'mon in...  that's my girl.	Hello, Eddie's girl...  I looked all over for you.
is this all we got left?	If that's all you got, that's all we got left.
charlie, boy, you better give me that money. c'mon now, give it to me. it's mine.	Okay, here...  Be a damn fool.
go to hell.	Charlie, boy, you better give me that money. C'mon now, give it to me. It's mine.
go on home. just leave me the money.	Go to hell.
well, maybe that's it. i'm chicken.	Go on home. Just leave me the money.
what are ya, chicken, charlie?	Well, maybe that's it. I'm chicken.
what are you trying to do, eddie? you beat him. you beat him bad. you wanna kill yourself?	What are ya, chicken, Charlie?
you don't need a drink.	Will you shut up... Just give me a drink.
give me a drink, will ya?	You don't need a drink.
twenty-five hours, eddie. twenty- five hours you been playin' straight.	Give me a drink, will ya?
get with what?	You can't see it, can you, Charlie? I mean, you've never been able to see it. I came after him. And I'm gonna get him. I'm goin' with him all the way. The pool game is not over until Minnesota Fats says it's over. Is it over, Fats?
ah, get with it, will ya, charlie?	Get with what?
you wanted ten thousand? you got ten thousand.	Ah, get with it, will ya, Charlie?
the pool game is over when fats says it's over.	You wanted ten thousand? You got ten thousand.
eddie...	The pool game is over when Fats says it's over.
no, it isn't, charlie.	Eddie...
now wait a minute. you're coming with me. you're gonna eat breakfast at the hotel. pool game is over.	No, it isn't, Charlie.
preacher, go on down and get me some breakfast, will ya? egg sandwich and a cup of coffee. you want something, charlie?	Now wait a minute. You're coming with me. You're gonna eat breakfast at the hotel. Pool game is over.
eleven thousand four hundred, cash. here in my pocket.	Preacher, go on down and get me some breakfast, will ya? Egg sandwich and a cup of coffee. You want something, Charlie?
how much we got?	Eleven thousand four hundred, cash. Here in my pocket.
approximately? one thousand bucks.	Fats, let's you and I shoot a game of pool for a thousand dollars a game.
hey, how much are we ahead?	Approximately? One thousand bucks.
quit. he's too good.	Charlie, I'm gonna take him.
in the gut, i mean.	I feel tight -- but good.
fast and loose, man.	In the gut, I mean.
how do you feel?	Fast and loose, man.
okay... okay. nobody can beat you.	Ten grand! I mean, what other poolroom is there in the country where a guy can walk out with ten grand in one night? Jeez, you know, I can remember hustling an old man for a dime a game.
ten grand. i'm gonna win ten grand in one night.  ...well, who's gonna beat me? c'mon, charlie, who's gonna beat me?	Okay... Okay. Nobody can beat you.
looks more like a morgue to me. those pool tables are the slabs they lay the stiffs on.	I'll be alive when I get out, Charlie.
yeah, like a church. church of the good hustler.	Looks more like a morgue to me. Those pool tables are the slabs they lay the stiffs on.
it's quiet.	Yeah, like a church. Church of the Good Hustler.
don't be a chump. don't bet any more money on that damn fool shot.	Well, now... I mean, you figure I'm a little drunk, and I'm loaded on the hip, and you just want in, real friendly, while the money's still floating, huh? Okay... Go ahead. Set 'em up.
well... well, now.	Don't be a chump. Don't bet any more money on that damn fool shot.
up the flagpole with the convention. c'mon, charlie. you're into me now. i got my money on the table.	I don't want it.
let's get back on the road. you gotta be at that convention in the morning.	Up the flagpole with the convention. C'mon, Charlie. You're into me now. I got my money on the table.
whaddya mean?	Let's get back on the road. You gotta be at that convention in the morning.
you're drunk, boy. i'm not gonna bet ya any more.	Whaddya mean?
set 'em up again... c'mon, set 'em up again.	You're drunk, boy. I'm not gonna bet ya any more.
go ahead. set 'em up the way they were before. bet ya twenty bucks. make that shot just the way i made it before.	Nobody can make that shot and you know it. Not even a lucky lush.
why?	Go ahead. Set 'em up the way they were before. Bet ya twenty bucks. Make that shot just the way I made it before.
i couldn't, huh? okay. go ahead. set 'em up the way they were before.	Why?
you know what i mean. you couldn't make that shot again in a million years.	I couldn't, huh? Okay. Go ahead. Set 'em up the way they were before.
luck! whaddya mean, luck?	You know what I mean. You couldn't make that shot again in a million years.
you ought to take up crap shooting. talk about luck!	Luck! Whaddya mean, luck?
it's gonna cost ya money. it always does.	Oh, come on, stop stalling. Grab yourself a cue.
druggist supplies. buster here is gonna get an award.  no, he sold seventeen thousand bucks' worth of stuff last month. fastest boy in the territory.	Yep. Fastest and the bestest... Hey, give us another round, will ya? One for him, one for yourself.
yeah. you must come again.	Yeah. Sure.
oh yeah, yeah. you're tired.  and beat.	Yeah. You must come again.
charles, will you call a cab for these gentlemen, please.  i'd show you to the door, but i...	Oh yeah, yeah. You're tired.  And beat.
yeah, sure has.	Charles, will you call a cab for these gentlemen, please.  I'd show you to the door, but I...
here.  been an interestin' evening.	Yeah, sure has.
ah, that's unfortunate, mr. felson.	For who, Mr. Findley? ...Bert, he only beat me by one point. Now, you can't get off me now.
there it is. i'm broke.	Ah, that's unfortunate, Mr. Felson.
like to raise the stakes, mr. felson?	Okay?
beautiful shot, felson. beautiful. you've played billiards before, mr. felson. ah, you gentlemen sure you don't care for a drink?	Oh no, nothing for me.
i thought we came here to play pool.	I don't play pool, Mr. Felson. I play billiards. My house, my game. You don't have to play if you don't want to.
by all means.	I thought we came here to play pool.
no, none for me. come on, let's play.	By all means.
you gentlemen care for a drink?	No, none for me. Come on, let's play.
what time?	I'm having some people over for drinks right after the races. Why don't you all come over? Then about nine, ten o'clock we can play.
would you like to come out tonight?	What time?
that's right. when?	Would you like to come out tonight?
you're very direct, mr. felson.	That's right. When?
when?	You're very direct, Mr. Felson.
how much?	Bert, I believe Mr. Felson's making a proposition.
i'll bet you do, mr. felson. i'll just bet you do.	How much?
now and then. why, do you?	A little, although I'm afraid I generally lose.
and i you.  i think i've heard about you, mr. felson. you play pocket billiards, don't you?	Now and then. Why, do you?
glad to meet you.	And I you.  I think I've heard about you, Mr. Felson. You play pocket billiards, don't you?
findley.	Glad to meet you.
no, no more for me.	Well, hello. Haven't seen you in a long time.
gimme ten bucks.	Ten dollars.
half and a dollar.	Gimme ten bucks.
what's the limit?	Half and a dollar.
hey, i'll tell you what -- i'll play you jack-up pool -- just keep one hand in my pocket.	Oh man, you're way out of our league.
now, look, fella, i saw you playing at ames the other night.	Hey, I'll tell you what -- I'll play you jack-up pool -- just keep one hand in my pocket.
who's he?	Now, look, fella, I saw you playing at Ames the other night.
hey, you're eddie felson, aren't you?	Who's he?
hey, uh, mister? hey, okay if i grab a cue?	Hey, you're Eddie Felson, aren't you?
you quittin', friend?	Yeah, I'm quittin'.
you better not miss, friend.	I don't rattle, kid. But just for that I'm gonna beat you flat.
call it.	Heads.
okay, friend. you're on.	Call it.
let's cut out the small stuff, huh? hundred dollar freeze-out. ten games, ten bucks a game, winner take all. and then we'll see who quits.	Okay, friend. You're on.
you sure you don't want to quit, friend?	Let's cut out the small stuff, huh? Hundred dollar freeze-out. Ten games, ten bucks a game, winner take all. And then we'll see who quits.
okay.	You sure you don't want to quit, friend?
shoot.	Okay.
try me.	Shoot.
you know what, kid? i think maybe you're a hustler.	Try me.
you wanna raise the bet? two on the five, five on the nine?	You know what, kid? I think maybe you're a hustler.
yeah, i guess it is, boy. just you and me.	You wanna raise the bet? Two on the five, five on the nine?
i guess it's just you and me, huh?	Yeah, I guess it is, boy. Just you and me.
couple of bucks.	I guess it's just you and me, huh?
how much are you ahead?	Couple of bucks.
you're a pretty good player.	How much are you ahead?
you quittin' too?	You're a pretty good player.
yeah, i'll play you a couple. just for kicks.	Okay, friend.
a dollar on the five, two on the nine.	Yeah, I'll play you a couple. Just for kicks.
how much you playin' for?	A dollar on the five, two on the nine.
hi.	Hi.
don't wear a mask, eddie. you don't have to.  that's turk, eddie, the man who broke your thumbs. only he's not going to break your thumbs. he'll break your heart, your guts. and for the same reason -- 'cause he hates you, 'cause of what you are. 'cause of what you have and he hasn't.	Would you get off my back, Sarah? Once and for all, will you get out, will you GET OFF MY BACK?!
shut up.	Don't wear a mask, Eddie. You don't have to.  That's Turk, Eddie, the man who broke your thumbs. Only he's not going to break your thumbs. He'll break your heart, your guts. And for the same reason -- 'cause he hates you, 'cause of what you are. 'Cause of what you have and he hasn't.
doesn't all of this come through to you, eddie? doesn't any of this mean anything to you? that man, this place, the people. they wear masks, eddie. and underneath the masks they're perverted, twisted, crippled.	Shut up.
would you go on back to the hotel? take a cab, go on back to the hotel.	Doesn't all of this come through to you, Eddie? Doesn't any of this mean anything to you? That man, this place, the people. They wear masks, Eddie. And underneath the masks they're perverted, twisted, crippled.
please, eddie, don't beg him.	Would you go on back to the hotel? Take a cab, go on back to the hotel.
go on back to the hotel.	Please, Eddie, don't beg him.
well, what's the matter?	I'm a little tired.
if you don't mind i think i'll stay at the hotel.	Well, what's the matter?
why?	Just for luck.
well, that old lovin' horse paid twenty-two forty.  let's see... two hundred i won from the jockey last night. and today at the track... i got five hundred and forty bucks.  here, you hold it.	Why?
he went off someplace.	Well, that old lovin' horse paid twenty-two forty.  Let's see... two hundred I won from the jockey last night. And today at the track... I got five hundred and forty bucks.  Here, you hold it.
where's bert?	He went off someplace.
fifty-seven.	I'll be up later.
well, what's your idea of love? chains?	No.  I made you up, didn't I, Eddie? You weren't real. I made you up, like everything else. There was no car crash, Eddie. When I was five, I had polio. I was never an actress. The rich old man is my father. He walked out on us when I was seven. He sends me a check every month. That's how he buys his way out of my life. The men I've known... after they left, I'd say they weren't real, I made them up. But you, Eddie. I wanted you to be real.
i'd know it, eddie. i'd know. for god's sakes, what are you trying to do to me? i love you.	Well, what's your idea of love? Chains?
i got no idea of love. and neither have you. i mean, neither one of us would know what it was if we saw it coming down the street.	I'd know it, Eddie. I'd know. For God's sakes, what are you trying to do to me? I love you.
what do you want me to do? just sit here and wait? faithful little sarah. pull the shades down and sit. when you feel like coming back, you'll come back. and you'll love me. and then you'll go away again. is that your idea of love?	I got no idea of love. And neither have you. I mean, neither one of us would know what it was if we saw it coming down the street.
now, i never hustled you. even when i thought i was. you know it.	What do you want me to do? Just sit here and wait? Faithful little Sarah. Pull the shades down and sit. When you feel like coming back, you'll come back. And you'll love me. And then you'll go away again. Is that your idea of love?
if you were going to come back you wouldn't have taken me out tonight. you wouldn't have bought this dress. you're hustling me, eddie. you've never stopped hustling me.	Now, I never hustled you. Even when I thought I was. You know it.
sarah, i'm going to kentucky to play pool, with a guy by the name of findley. now, i need the action and i need the money. i told you i'd be back.	If you were going to come back you wouldn't have taken me out tonight. You wouldn't have bought this dress. You're hustling me, Eddie. You've never stopped hustling me.
why should i?	Sarah, I'm going to Kentucky to play pool, with a guy by the name of Findley. Now, I need the action and I need the money. I told you I'd be back.
oh, grow up.	Why should I?
leave now.	Oh, grow up.
i'm going to kentucky. to louisville. with a friend. try to make some money. i need it, the money. i'll be leaving early in the morning.	Leave now.
no.  yes, i want to know what for. but i don't want to ask.	I'm going to Kentucky. To Louisville. With a friend. Try to make some money. I need it, the money. I'll be leaving early in the morning.
don't you want to know where i'm going?	No.  Yes, I want to know what for. But I don't want to ask.
no, i want to walk.	Come here. Come on, now.
more like a week. look, i'll be back.	Sure. Let's go home.
a week? a year?	More like a week. Look, I'll be back.
oh, i don't know.	A week? A year?
for how long?	Oh, I don't know.
well, i, uh, i'll be leaving town for a little while.	For how long?
what do you want to tell me?	Well, I, uh, I'll be leaving town for a little while.
nothin'.  want another drink?	What do you want to tell me?
what is it, eddie?	Nothin'.  Want another drink?
your tie. i never saw you wear one before.	First time for everything.
well, what's so funny?	Your tie. I never saw you wear one before.
i feel pretty.	Well, what's so funny?
two.  sherry?... nice joint. you look very pretty.	I feel pretty.
sherry.  very old, very dry.	Two.  Sherry?... Nice joint. You look very pretty.
you glad?	Yes, I'm glad.
yes, i need them very much. and if you ever say them i'll never let you take them back.	You glad?
you need the words?	Yes, I need them very much. And if you ever say them I'll never let you take them back.
i love you.	You need the words?
you know, someday, sarah, you're gonna settle down. you're gonna marry a college professor, and you're gonna write a great book. maybe about me, huh? fast eddie felson, hustler.	I love you.
you're not a loser, eddie. you're a winner. some men never get to feel that way about anything. i love you, eddie.	You know, someday, Sarah, you're gonna settle down. You're gonna marry a college professor, and you're gonna write a great book. Maybe about me, huh? Fast Eddie Felson, hustler.
yeah.  yeah. it bothers me a lot.  'cause, you see, twice, sarah -- once at ames with minnesota fats and then again at arthur's...  ...in that cheap, crummy poolroom... now, why'd i do it, sarah? why'd i do it? i coulda beat that guy, i coulda beat him cold. he never woulda known. but i just had to show 'em, i just had to show those creeps and those punks what the game is like when it's great, when it's really great. you know, like anything can be great -- anything can be great... i don't care, bricklaying can be great. if a guy knows. if he knows what he's doing and why, and if he can make it come off. i mean, when i'm goin' -- when i'm really goin' -- i feel like...  ...like a jockey must feel. he's sittin' on his horse, he's got all that speed and that power underneath him, he's comin' into the stretch, the pressure's on him -- and he knows -- just feels -- when to let it go, and how much. 'cause he's got everything workin' for him -- timing, touch. it's a great feeling, boy, it's a real great feeling when you're right, and you know you're right. it's like all of a sudden i got oil in my arm. pool cue's part of me. you know, it's a -- pool cue's got nerves in it. it's a piece of wood -- it's got nerves in it. you feel the roll of those balls. you don't have to look. you just know. ya make shots that nobody's ever made before. and you play that game the way nobody's ever played it before.	You're not a loser, Eddie. You're a winner. Some men never get to feel that way about anything. I love you, Eddie.
does it bother you? what he said?	Yeah.  Yeah. It bothers me a lot.  'Cause, you see, twice, Sarah -- once at Ames with Minnesota Fats and then again at Arthur's...  ...in that cheap, crummy poolroom... Now, why'd I do it, Sarah? Why'd I do it? I coulda beat that guy, I coulda beat him cold. He never woulda known. But I just had to show 'em, I just had to show those creeps and those punks what the game is like when it's great, when it's really great. You know, like anything can be great -- anything can be great... I don't care, bricklaying can be great. If a guy knows. If he knows what he's doing and why, and if he can make it come off. I mean, when I'm goin' -- when I'm really goin' -- I feel like...  ...like a jockey must feel. He's sittin' on his horse, he's got all that speed and that power underneath him, he's comin' into the stretch, the pressure's on him -- and he knows -- just feels -- when to let it go, and how much. 'Cause he's got everything workin' for him -- timing, touch. It's a great feeling, boy, it's a real great feeling when you're right, and you know you're right. It's like all of a sudden I got oil in my arm. Pool cue's part of me. You know, it's a -- pool cue's got nerves in it. It's a piece of wood -- it's got nerves in it. You feel the roll of those balls. You don't have to look. You just know. Ya make shots that nobody's ever made before. And you play that game the way nobody's ever played it before.
well, what else does?	Does it bother you? What he said?
is that what makes a winner?	Well, what else does?
well, he owns things.	Is that what makes a winner?
is he a winner?	Well, he owns things.
he's a gambler.	Is he a winner?
what does he do, this bert gordon?	He's a gambler.
i don't know. i'm not sure. he said there are people who want to lose, who are always looking for an excuse to lose.	What does he do, this Bert Gordon?
why did he tell you?	I don't know. I'm not sure. He said there are people who want to lose, who are always looking for an excuse to lose.
he knows. a lot.	Why did he tell you?
would he know?	He knows. A lot.
yeah. i met this guy -- gordon, bert gordon. he said i was. born loser.	Would he know?
a loser?	Yeah. I met this guy -- Gordon, Bert Gordon. He said I was. Born loser.
sarah, do you think i'm a loser?	A loser?
no. you?	What's it so hot in here for?
you wanna drink?	No. You?
you can read it, if you want to.  you want to go out for a while? to a movie?	You wanna drink?
what happened?	I got beat up. They...  They broke my thumbs.
me. it's eddie.	What happened?
who is it?	Me. It's Eddie.
you'll find yourself another rich old lover.	That's right! And I'm sure you'll help me.
you told charlie to lay down and die. will you say that to me too?  what happens, eddie?	You'll find yourself another rich old lover.
give it back to me.	What's this supposed to mean: "We have a contract of depravity. All we have to do is pull the blinds down."
what's this supposed to mean?	Give it back to me.
give it to me.	What's this supposed to mean?
oh, it's a story. a story i'm making up.	Give it to me.
what are you writing?	Oh, it's a story. A story I'm making up.
you going out?	Yeah. For a little while.
do you want me to go?	No, stick around.  Can I get you something? Drink? Coffee?
it's a machine gun. this guy told me when i came to the big city i'd have to have a machine gun, so i bought one.  where do you get the money? to pay for all this? i mean the liquor, and the groceries, and the rent?	From a rich old man who used to be my lover.
no, why should i? it's yours.	It's a machine gun. This guy told me when I came to the big city I'd have to have a machine gun, so I bought one.  Where do you get the money? To pay for all this? I mean the liquor, and the groceries, and the rent?
haven't you opened it?	No, why should I? It's yours.
eddie, what's in that case?	Haven't you opened it?
oh, it's not bad.	Eddie, what's in that case?
i've got something in my bag.	Oh, it's not bad.
oh, cut my finger.	I've got something in my bag.
raw.	Oh, cut my finger.
eggs. how do you like them?	Raw.
don't you ever cook anything?	Eggs. How do you like them?
the bills are right here. you didn't say what you wanted.	Don't you ever cook anything?
no, c'mon, i wanna know. i wanna keep score.	The bills are right here. You didn't say what you wanted.
when you've got money, you'll pay.	No, c'mon, I wanna know. I wanna keep score.
what did all this stuff cost you?	When you've got money, you'll pay.
take your choice. i've got enough so we won't have to go out of the house till tuesday.	What did all this stuff cost you?
i'm hungry.	Take your choice. I've got enough so we won't have to go out of the house till Tuesday.
i'm getting treatments right here.	I'm hungry.
oh, stop talking about yourself like you're a lush or something. i don't like it.  maybe you ought to go to a clinic, get some treatments.	I'm getting treatments right here.
when i'm sober. they get a little mixed up when i'm drunk. most of the time they're mixed up.	Oh, stop talking about yourself like you're a lush or something. I don't like it.  Maybe you ought to go to a clinic, get some treatments.
you got it all in your head?	When I'm sober. They get a little mixed up when I'm drunk. Most of the time they're mixed up.
mm hmm.	You got it all in your head?
what, are you kidding? see that book?  i've been trying to get through that book ever since i first got here. i haven't finished the first chapter.  did you read all them books?	Mm hmm.
you want to go with me?	What, are you kidding? See that book?  I've been trying to get through that book ever since I first got here. I haven't finished the first chapter.  Did you read all them books?
well, i believe you when you say you go to school.	You want to go with me?
museums... art galleries... concerts.	Well, I believe you when you say you go to school.
eddie, where do you go when you go out?	Museums... art galleries... concerts.
thanks.	Eddie, where do you go when you go out?
you know, i've been living here for almost three years. now in three days it seems as if i know everybody. when i pass people on the street i want to stop and say, "listen, i got a fella."	Thanks.
you were asleep when i left. i didn't want to wake you. did you go out?	Yeah, I went out for a couple of hours.
oh, i forgot.	You were asleep when I left. I didn't want to wake you. Did you go out?
at school. it's thursday.	Oh, I forgot.
where you been all day?	At school. It's Thursday.
i'm not sure... i don't know.	Well, what do you want to know? And why?
i got my things over at the hotel. i'll bring them over later...  come here.	I'm not sure... I don't know.
sarah.  eddie, look. i've got troubles, and i think maybe you've got troubles. maybe it'd be better if we just leave each other alone.	I got my things over at the hotel. I'll bring them over later...  Come here.
okay. so what's your name today?	Sarah.  Eddie, look. I've got troubles, and I think maybe you've got troubles. Maybe it'd be better if we just leave each other alone.
i lied. when i'm drunk i lie.	Okay. So what's your name today?
you told me.	I lied. When I'm drunk I lie.
how did you know my name was sarah?	You told me.
what did you say that for, sarah?	How did you know my name was Sarah?
oh, you need a shave. you mustn't go looking like that. there's a razor and shaving cream in the bathroom. compliments of the house.	What did you say that for, Sarah?
come here.	Oh, you need a shave. You mustn't go looking like that. There's a razor and shaving cream in the bathroom. Compliments of the house.
why?	Come here.
eleven o'clock... i'll be back later.	Why?
what time is it?	Eleven o'clock... I'll be back later.
give me a drag.	What time is it?
a day like any other. people come, people go.	Give me a drag.
i wanted to see what kind of a day it is.	A day like any other. People come, people go.
why did you do that?	I wanted to see what kind of a day it is.
what do you want me to do, just step out in the alley? is that it?	No. I'll take you home.
fifth of scotch?	What do you want me to do, just step out in the alley? Is that it?
no.	Fifth of scotch?
i could always get us a bottle.	No.
i like it to be what it is. it's sarah. that's a biblical name. you want to know its meaning?	I could always get us a bottle.
i don't know. whatever you like it to be.	I like it to be what it is. It's Sarah. That's a biblical name. You want to know its meaning?
the name should be eddie. what should my name be?	I don't know. Whatever you like it to be.
eddie. the name is eddie.	The name should be Eddie. What should my name be?
no. no more. i'm getting sleepy.  thank you very much, mr...?	Eddie. The name is Eddie.
hey!	No. No more. I'm getting sleepy.  Thank you very much, Mr...?
i drink.	Hey!
what do you do on the other days?	I drink.
i've got nothing else to do on tuesdays and thursdays.	What do you do on the other days?
so why go to college?	I've got nothing else to do on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
i'm not.	So why go to college?
no, i didn't mean that -- whatever that means. i mean, you just don't look young enough.	I'm not.
i'm the emancipated type. real emancipated.	No, I didn't mean that -- whatever that means. I mean, you just don't look young enough.
you don't look like a college girl.	I'm the emancipated type. Real emancipated.
i'm a college girl. two days a week, tuesdays and thursdays, i go to college.	You don't look like a college girl.
yeah? what do you do now?	I'm a college girl. Two days a week, Tuesdays and Thursdays, I go to college.
i used to be an actress.	Yeah? What do you do now?
you talk kind of funny, but i like it.	I used to be an actress.
no, not always.	Sometimes I wake up and I can't sleep, not without a drink. The bars don't open until eight. Mack over there has faith in me. When I'm broke, he trusts me. Don't you trust me, Mack?
do you always ask so many questions?	No, not always.
cramped.  you always drink like this, so early in the morning?	Do you always ask so many questions?
i know where you live: in a locker, in a bus station. what's it like living in a locker?	Cramped.  You always drink like this, so early in the morning?
around.	I know where you live: in a locker, in a bus station. What's it like living in a locker?
same reason you went: at that hour of the morning you haven't much choice. besides, i only live three blocks from there. where do you live?	Around.
then why go to the bus station?	Same reason you went: at that hour of the morning you haven't much choice. Besides, I only live three blocks from there. Where do you live?
i wasn't waiting for a bus.	Then why go to the bus station?
how come you didn't catch your bus?	I wasn't waiting for a bus.
it's the lights. and the scotch.	How come you didn't catch your bus?
two ships that pass in the night should always buy each other breakfast.	Can I buy you another drink?
thanks for the, uh, for the breakfast.	Two ships that pass in the night should always buy each other breakfast.
why not? we already know each other's secrets.	Thanks for the, uh, for the breakfast.
can i sit down?	Why not? We already know each other's secrets.
fair.	Can I sit down?
have a nice trip?	Fair.
have a nice trip.	Thanks. I will.
that wouldn't give us much time, would it?	Well, you're right. I guess it wouldn't.
eight o'clock.	That wouldn't give us much time, would it?
yours.	Eight o'clock.
what bus?	Yours.
what time does the bus leave?	What bus?
fine, thanks.	What time does the bus leave?
just a cup of black coffee, please...  hey, ma'am! wait a minute!  would you, uh, like another cup?	Fine, thanks.
since four.	Just a cup of black coffee, please...  Hey, ma'am! Wait a minute!  Would you, uh, like another cup?
how long have you been waiting?	Since four.
what?	How long have you been waiting?
how long you been waiting?	What?
yes.	How long you been waiting?
long wait for a bus?	Yes.
...you shoot a great game of pool.	So do you, Fast Eddie.
i quit, eddie. i can't beat you. willie, give him the stakes.  you got yourself a pool player.	Preacher, gimme my coat, will ya?
shoot pool, fast eddie.	I'm shootin' pool, Fats. When I miss you can shoot.
let's make it three thousand dollars a game, fats. c'mon, three thousand dollars. that's my bankroll, my life's savings.  what's the matter, fats? all you gotta do is beat me the first game and i'm on my way back to oakland.	Let's go.
thousand dollars a game.	Let's make it three thousand dollars a game, Fats. C'mon, three thousand dollars. That's my bankroll, my life's savings.  What's the matter, Fats? All you gotta do is beat me the first game and I'm on my way back to Oakland.
you name it.	Thousand dollars a game.
that's good, eddie. for how much?	You name it.
i came to play pool, fats.	That's good, Eddie. For how much?
fats, look, i got about two hundred dollars here. you can't run out on me.	You watch me.
game's over, eddie.	Fats, look, I got about two hundred dollars here. You can't run out on me.
fats, i got about two hundred dollars here.	Game's over, Eddie.
preacher! go on down and get me some bourbon. j. t. s. brown. no ice, no glass.	Preach... get it at Johnny's.  You got a bet.
preach! go down and get me some white tavern whisky, a glass, and some ice.	Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass.
very good shot.	You know I gotta hunch, fat man. I gotta hunch it's me from here on in... One ball, corner pocket.  I mean, that ever happen to you? When all of a sudden you feel like you can't miss? I dreamed about this game, fat man. I dreamed about this game every night on the road... five ball...  You know, this is my table, man. I own it.
mm hm... two ball, side pocket.	Very good shot.
that's what the game's all about.	Mm hm... Two ball, side pocket.
you miss?  well, you don't leave much when you miss, do you, fat man?	That's what the game's all about.
your shot.	You miss?  Well, you don't leave much when you miss, do you, fat man?
and them fingers, them chubby fingers. and that stroke. it's like he's, uh, like he's playing a violin or something.	Nine ball.  Three ball.
twelve. cross side.	And them fingers, them chubby fingers. And that stroke. It's like he's, uh, like he's playing a violin or something.
boy, he is great! jeez, that old fat man. look at the way he moves. like a dancer.	Twelve. Cross side.
well, you shoot big-time pool, fats. i mean, that's what everybody says, you shoot big-time pool. let's make it two hundred dollars a game.	Now I know why they call you Fast Eddie. Eddie, you talk my kind of talk...  Sausage! Rack 'em up!
hundred dollars?	Well, you shoot big-time pool, Fats. I mean, that's what everybody says, you shoot big-time pool. Let's make it two hundred dollars a game.
fats, let's you and i shoot a game of straight pool.	Hundred dollars?
do you like to gamble, eddie? gamble money on pool games?	Fats, let's you and I shoot a game of straight pool.
big john! you think this boy is a hustler?	Do you like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games?
yeah. that's right, too.	Big John! You think this boy is a hustler?
i hear you've been looking for me.	Yeah. That's right, too.
that's right.	I hear you've been looking for me.
california? is your name felson? eddie felson?	That's right.
california. oakland.	California? Is your name Felson? Eddie Felson?
where do you come from?	California. Oakland.
yes sir, boy, they, heh, they say that old fats just shoots the eyes right off them balls.	Where do you come from?
is that a fact?	Yes sir, boy, they, heh, they say that old Fats just shoots the eyes right off them balls.
you're, uh, you're minnesota fats, aren't you? you know, uh, they say minnesota fats is the best in the country out where i come from.	Is that a fact?
now and then. you know how it is.	You're, uh, you're Minnesota Fats, aren't you? You know, uh, they say Minnesota Fats is the best in the country out where I come from.
you have to go.  he'll never stop. leave this place.  find another.	I'll go.  We'll both go.  Far away.
i want to talk.  i just learned again.	You have to go.  He'll never stop. Leave this place.  Find another.
shhh... don't talk.	I want to talk.  I just learned again.
he wanted me to see -- he thinks i was -- infected by you.	Shhh... don't talk.
emma...	He wanted me to see -- he thinks I was -- infected by you.
do you still want me to stay?	Yes.
yes.	Do you still want me to stay?
you want me to stay?	Yes.
that's who you are too, emma.	Before... when I was one of them. I would look at this and it was just strangers.  Now I... remember.
who?	I don't know.
humans.	Who?
what's inside?	Humans.
yes.	What's inside?
have you looked inside?	Yes.
i don't know.	Have you looked inside?
have you always had it?	I don't know.
mine.	Have you always had it?
we don't know that --	I know it.  What do you want, Robert?
will you keep feeding me?  how long can you live like that?  until it kills you?  until i kill you? without your blood i'll go back.	We don't know that --
what do you mean?	You know what I mean.
what do you want?	What do you mean?
if i'm a hunter it's because you taught me to be!	What do you want?
you are the human.  the hunter.  the thing that comes in the day and kills --	If I'm a hunter it's because you taught me to be!
i only protect myself -- !	You are The Human.  The Hunter.  The thing that comes in the day and kills --
you hunt us like animals -- do you know how many you have slaughtered?!	I only protect myself -- !
what choice did i have -- ?!	You hunt us like animals -- do you know how many you have slaughtered?!
why don't you start with me?	You're not them.
you want to kill them.	Why don't you start with me?
yes.	You want to kill them.
you want to find them.	Yes.
what?	Where you lived with them.
do you remember where it is?	What?
yes.	Do you remember where it is?
was this -- "beautiful?"  before?	Yes.
my wife.	Was this -- "beautiful?"  Before?
who is this?	My wife.
dark and large.  with vines -- no, not vines.  not alive.	Who is this?
when you're here, in the city, where do you live?	Dark and large.  With vines -- no, not vines.  Not alive.
we move.  place to place.	When you're here, in the city, where do you live?
yes.	We move.  Place to place.
with them?	Yes.
what about... now?	With them?
it was warm.  i was outside.  the ocean?	What about... now?
do you remember where you lived?	It was warm.  I was outside.  The ocean?
it comes back.  flashes.  my name.	Do you remember where you lived?
how much do you remember?	It comes back.  Flashes.  My name.
yes.	Do you want to go on?
are you all right?	Yes.
it is not arguing to speak the truth.	Listen to me, my blood somehow... helped you.  It could help all of you.  We could find some way to --
that is not now, human!	My name is Robert.
you lived like this once.	That is not now, human!
i can't live like you do -- all your machines and -- cold metal and sharp corners --	You lived like this once.
you -- think i am -- i'm --  -- an animal.	No.
that sounds charming.  what are you planning to do tomorrow?	Stay alive.
they are... sinister.  they want to kill me.	That sounds charming.  What are you planning to do tomorrow?
tell me about the interesting people you met, won't you?	They are... sinister.  They want to kill me.
yesterday.  they're back.  haven't seen them for a few months.  i have to be careful.	Tell me about the interesting people you met, won't you?
that sounds charming.  did you meet any interesting people today?	Yesterday.  They're back.  Haven't seen them for a few months.  I have to be careful.
busy.  i went swimming and prepared a new vehicle.  a big vehicle.	That sounds charming.  Did you meet any interesting people today?
good evening.  did you have a pleasant day today?	Busy.  I went swimming and prepared a new vehicle.  A big vehicle.
virginia...?	What?
the more we plant, the more that'll grow, and the happier --	Virginia...?
it's never gonna be done.  you love puttering out there too much.	Well, it's not supposed to be done anyway.
besides, if we get a lot of work done this summer it'll be done.	It's never gonna be done.  You love puttering out there too much.
i surrender --	Besides, if we get a lot of work done this summer it'll be done.
yeah, but when your mother came what's the first thing you showed her?	I surrender --
you and that damned garden.	Yeah, but when your mother came what's the first thing you showed her?
yes.	It was at Diane's party in Malibu and I had just broken up with Todd and I was loaded for bear, any man who had the nerve to come at me -- watch out.  So you come sauntering in -- you know that saunter you do. That watch out, baby, here comes Mr. Smooth thing.
i remember the first time we met. do you remember that?	Yes.
bathroom?	Round back.
i guess you could say that.	Bathroom?
you built things.	I guess you could say that.
i'm am architect.  i'm working on a site back in --	You built things.
so, what do you do?	I'm am architect.  I'm working on a site back in --
you got that right.	So, what do you do?
hell of a night.	You got that right.
that's fine.	Hell of a night.
only got one kind.	That's fine.
please.	Only got one kind.
need some gas?	Please.
i was so scared.	Better now, son?
i know, ellen.  we'll settle down soon.	I was so scared.
it was so real, dad.	It was all made of stuff that's happened to you in the last few days.  The sand pit in back of the house, and the meteor shower, and meeting your teacher and the colonel at school, and being afraid of the new kids because you don't know them ...
that's a doozy of a dream, son.	It was so real, Dad.
... and then everything blew up. and then i woke up.	That's a doozy of a dream, son.
what, jim, what?	First lemme look at your necks.
i had an awful dream.	What, Jim, what?
i lost it.  it's kind of muddy out there.	Was there anything over the hill?
are you all right, dad?	Sure ... fine.
i don't know, dad.  but it was big.	I'll go take a look when the rain lets off.
are you sure you saw that?  in the rain -- it may have <u>looked</u> like it changed shape --	I don't know, Dad.  But it was big.
it was -- it was -- it changed shape. first it was big and round, then it was flat, then it was long and thin.	Are you sure you saw that?  In the rain -- it may have <u>looked</u> like it changed shape --
what did it look like?	It was -- it was -- it changed shape. First it was big and round, then it was flat, then it was long and thin.
it was big -- and it glowed -- and it went down over there -- behind the hill.	What did it look like?
you've got to come see -- a big thing went down over the hill!	It was big -- and it glowed -- and it went down over there -- behind the hill.
jim -- what's wrong?!	You've got to come see -- a big thing went down over the hill!
well, son?  should we call it a night?  i for one have had a long day.	Okay.
which one's that?  the dull, red one.	That's Mars.  The closest planet to us, now.  That's why it's more than just a point in the sky.
... and rigel.	And that one -- to the right of Rigel?
there's cassius ...	... and Rigel.
this should be the heaviest shower of the year.	There's Cassius ...
there are more this year than last.	This should be the heaviest shower of the year.
why, dad?	Because the sky is so clear out here.
it's that time of year again. we should get a pretty good show out here.	Why, Dad?
a meteorite, dad, look!	It's that time of year again. We should get a pretty good show out here.
it's got a name.  copper ridge. there used to be a copper mine near here.	Let's see what's on the other side. Maybe we'll find some copper.
wow.  there's the town.  and there's the air base.  this is a great hill.	It's got a name.  Copper Ridge. There used to be a copper mine near here.
let's check it out, dad.	Wow.  There's the town.  And there's the air base.  This is a great hill.
if we want it, it is.	Let's check it out, Dad.
is the hill ours too?	If we want it, it is.
this can be your room if you want it. what do you say?	Is the hill ours too?
wow.  look at the mountains.	This can be your room if you want it. What do you say?
what's that, dad?	That's the Air Force Base.
i'll have to go to a new school -- again.	You'll meet new friends.  I know ... it's rough.  But I have to move, son.
i know, son.  but you'll like it where we're going.  i'm getting a good job.  it's a pretty part of the country.	I'll have to go to a new school -- again.
do we have to?	I know, son.  But you'll like it where we're going.  I'm getting a good job.  It's a pretty part of the country.
we're going to be moving, son.	Do we have to?
yes.	We're going to be moving, son.
son ... are you awake?	Yes.
better get some sleep, son, or you'll be pretty tired at school tomorrow.	Good night.
what's wrong, ellen?	It's his nightmare.  He still hasn't gotten over it ... about the other side of the hill.
you know, it really is beautiful up there.  let me show you.  we'll take a walk after dinner.	George, you're acting very strangely.
i'm home now.	Yes -- but ...
i left it at work.	You did?  Why? Where were you? They said you left hours ago. We were worried.
where's your car?	I left it at work.
that's ed.  ed works with the bell telephone switching division.	Where's your car?
what happened to you?  who was that?	That's Ed.  Ed works with the Bell Telephone switching division.
it's probably the solenoid.  take it back to gleason's, they said they'd fix it if we found anything wrong.	I will.  But isn't that odd -- about my dream ... ?
i'll take you to school.	You don't have to.  The school bus stops right outside here, at 7:30. I've got to run.
i have to go over to the town this morning and do a lot of shopping. this house needs just <u>everything</u>. i'll probably be gone all day. jimmy, hurry up and eat or you'll be late.	I'll take you to school.
is that all he said?	Why, yes.  Why?
he was upset with moving, i believe.	Is that all he said?
what did he talk to you about?	He was upset with moving, I believe.
i'm sorry, mr. gardner.  i was out of my office for a minute and when i got back -- he was gone.	What did he talk to you about?
what do you mean -- gone?  what the hell kind of a nurse are you, anyway?	I'm sorry, Mr. Gardner.  I was out of my office for a minute and when I got back -- he was gone.
we'll be by to pick him up in ten minutes.	Yes, Mr. Gardner.
of course.	We'll be by to pick him up in ten minutes.
i'm not particularly interested, <u>ms.</u> magnuson, in what you think is correct. my wife and i are going away on a business trip this afternoon and we want jimmy with us.  keep him in your office until we arrive.	Of course.
mr. gardner, i don't think this is the place to discuss this matter.	I'm not particularly interested, <u>Ms.</u> Magnuson, in what you think is correct. My wife and I are going away on a business trip this afternoon and we want Jimmy with us.  Keep him in your office until we arrive.
you people have a lot of nerve, taking it on yourselves to encourage young children to speak out of turn. i'm of a mind to pull him out of school if this is your idea of how to handle ... what sort of training do you have anyway?	Mr. Gardner, I don't think this is the place to discuss this matter.
mr. gardner, i --	You people have a lot of nerve, taking it on yourselves to encourage young children to speak out of turn. I'm of a mind to pull him out of school if this is your idea of how to handle ... What sort of training do you have anyway?
i don't know what he's told you --  what <u>has</u> he told you?  would you like to tell <u>me</u> -- ?	Mr. Gardner, I --
children often have trouble adjusting to a new school.	I don't know what he's told you --  What <u>has</u> he told you?  Would you like to tell <u>me</u> -- ?
about what?	Children often have trouble adjusting to a new school.
we were having a little talk.	About what?
may i ask why?	We were having a little talk.
yes, i do, mr. gardner.	May I ask why?
i understand, miss, that you have my son in your office.	Yes, I do, Mr. Gardner.
hello, this is ms. magnuson speaking.	I understand, Miss, that you have my son in your office.
you're looking for life?	They didn't find any signs of life on the Viking missions.
there was a man named colonel wilson, from the air force base.  he was talking in our class.  he said we could visit him any time we wanted.  i'll bet he could do something.	Let's try.
we can't do this alone.  we've got to get help.	There was a man named Colonel Wilson, from the Air Force Base.  He was talking in our class.  He said we could visit him any time we wanted.  I'll bet he could do something.
i'm not.  they must be tunneling under the whole town.	We can't do this alone.  We've got to get help.
don't go in.	I'm not.  They must be tunneling under the whole town.
but you saw -- the men go under the sand ...	Yes ... yes, but I'm not sure what I saw anymore.
i don't know.  i don't know what i'm doing here --	But you saw -- the men go under the sand ...
what is it?	I don't know.  I don't know what I'm doing here --
damn.	I know a way.
hide the car.	Damn.
no one comes here after dark.	Hide the car.
did you call the state police?	All their lines were busy.
who are you calling?	The State Police.
stay here.  i'm going to make a phone call.	Who are you calling?
does it look to you like anything landed here?	Maybe -- it landed in the bushes.
they'll get us.	We'll be very careful.  But we have to see.  If something landed there, there would be a big scar in the ground. Wouldn't there?
let's go look at the sand pit behind your house.	They'll get us.
no.	Let's go look at the sand pit behind your house.
but it's not, jimmy.	No.
i swear it was here.	But it's not, Jimmy.
i don't see anything.	No, but it was here.
this is where it was -- the tunnel opening.	I don't see anything.
behind my house, up on the ridge.	If we go and look and there's nothing there, you'll have to admit to me that this is all in your mind.
where, jimmy?	Behind my house, up on the ridge.
i got trapped in mrs. mckeltch's van -- and she went to the tunnel and went down there with them -- behind my house.  i saw them.	Where, Jimmy?
jimmy, calm down!  what happened? tell me what happened!	I got trapped in Mrs. McKeltch's van -- and she went to the tunnel and went down there with them -- behind my house.  I saw them.
yes.  i can even read star maps.	This shows how to get to my home. I'm giving you back roads and footpaths, so there's less chance of you being seen.
do you know how to follow a map?	Yes.  I can even read star maps.
why?	'Cause he wouldn't lie.
i'd believe him.	Why?
what would you think if somebody told you a story like this?	I'd believe him.
she said the frog came from around the copper ridge.  she must've been behind the hill.	What would you think if somebody told you a story like this?
how did it get mrs. mckeltch?	She said the frog came from around the Copper Ridge.  She must've been behind the hill.
a ufo lands in back of your house and puts something in your dad and mom's necks.  then it gets the police, and your teacher too.	How did it get Mrs. McKeltch?
yes.	A UFO lands in back of your house and puts something in your Dad and Mom's necks.  Then it gets the police, and your teacher too.
that's quite a story.  you know that, don't you?	Yes.
i don't have many friends.  dad's all the time moving.	Can you tell me about that?
why not?  moving is hard for anybody.  was it hard for you to leave all your friends?	I don't have many friends.  Dad's all the time moving.
no.	Why not?  Moving is hard for anybody.  Was it hard for you to leave all your friends?
this is a new town for you.  do you like it here?	No.
what kind, mom?	Oh, I can't remember.  But people do have bad dreams when their routine is disturbed.
it's all this moving from place to place.  we're never settled.  i'm having nightmares myself.	What kind, Mom?
i have school.	I'll pack us a lunch.  Hamburgers. You always like that, don't you.
this afternoon.  it's wonderful up there -- you still haven't seen the best part.	I have school.
when?	This afternoon.  It's wonderful up there -- you still haven't seen the best part.
what?	Don't go over the hill, Mom. Please.
mom.  i gotta talk to you.	What?
hi.  sorry i'm late.	The back door was open.
your father asked you a question.	What? -- I...
george, where have you been?	What happened to your other slipper?
what do you think he saw?  could it have been something from the air base?	No, Mom.  It wasn't a plane.
mom -- this is the best show all year.	I know.  But you have a full day of school tomorrow --  You, too.
well, come on, you two.  time to go to bed.	Mom -- this is the best show all year.
jimmy's father is on the phone.  i wonder if you'd take the call.	All right.  I'll be right back.
why, yes.	Jimmy's father is on the phone.  I wonder if you'd take the call.
ms. magnuson, is jimmy gardner with you?	Why, yes.
what's his family background?	They're from out of state.  Father's an engineer at the nuclear power plant. I really don't know much about them.
oh?	What's his family background?
his teacher brought him in to see me. said he'd been acting up in class. creating a disturbance.  i couldn't get a thing out of him.	Oh?
gardner?  oh, um -- he's a new student. just moved here.  why?	His teacher brought him in to see me. Said he'd been acting up in class. Creating a disturbance.  I couldn't get a thing out of him.
what's the story on jimmy gardner?	Gardner?  Oh, um -- he's a new student. Just moved here.  Why?
this could be our last night on earth. i don't want to die a virgin.	If we do, we'll both die virgins. But at last we'll be together.
we're going with you. i mean, we're going too.	Cool.
i wish i could do more but we're moving out.	We're going with you. I mean, we're going too.
it's really nice of you to help us.	I wish I could do more but we're moving out.
penicillin. at least it will help keep his fever down.	It's really nice of you to help us.
did it work?	You bet it did.
are you all right?	Did it work?
with you? i don't understand why you can't just show someone how to plant the virus, somebody trained for this kind of mission?	If anything goes wrong I'll have to think quickly, adjust the signal, who knows?
thirty seconds? isn't that cutting it a little too close?	We'll be well on our way out of there before we shoot that thing off.
better be. you left me for him.	I wanted a career. Didn't you ever want to be part of something special?
he's a good man.	Better be. You left me for him.
you still believe in him.	He's a good man.
i take it you've heard.	A toast to the end of the world.
just my luck, no ice.	I take it you've heard.
you can't be seriously considering firing nuclear weapons?	David, don't...
i can't leave. we have to tell this to the president.	He's not going to listen to me.
i want you to leave with us. right now.	I can't leave. We have to tell this to the President.
what do you want me to do?	I want you to leave with us. Right now.
fifty six minutes, forty five seconds.	What do you want me to do?
and when is the countdown supposed to expire?	Fifty six minutes, forty five seconds.
david? how'd you get this number?	Walk to the window. Right in front of you.
connie, don't hang up.	David? How'd you get this number?
what?	Connie, don't hang up.
you're being paranoid.	It's not paranoia. The embedding is very subtle. It's probably been overlooked...
i've worked with embedded loading. they're communicating with a hidden signal. they're going to attack...	You're being paranoid.
in case you haven't noticed, we're in a little bit of a crisis here.	I've worked with embedded loading. They're communicating with a hidden signal. They're going to attack...
you don't understand. you have to leave washington.	In case you haven't noticed, we're in a little bit of a crisis here.
this is not the time or the place to have this same old discussion.	You don't understand. You have to leave Washington.
you have to leave the white house.	This is not the time or the place to have this same old discussion.
what do you want?	You have to leave the White House.
love was never our problem.	All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.
all he could think about was getting to you. there's still love there i think.	Love was never our problem.
spunky. he told you about that?	All he could think about was getting to you. There's still love there I think.
think nothing of it, spanky.	Spunky. He told you about that?
he still gets air sick, huh? in all of this i didn't get the chance to thank you two.	Think nothing of it, Spanky.
moishe martinsburg, mr. president.	My ex-husband works in satellite communications.
david thought i was having an affair, which i wasn't.	Punched the President? Oh my god.
we're losing them.	Then get them out of there.
you saved a lot of lives.	I could have evacuated the cities hours ago.  You know, when I flew in the Gulf War everything is simple. We knew what we had to do. It's not simple anymore, Connie. A lot of people died today. How many didn't have to?
he used to run the nasa. he knows where all the bones are buried. comes in handy.	I'll bet.
i don't know how you put up with him.	He used to run the NASA. He knows where all the bones are buried. Comes in handy.
can we expect the same kid of panic here as in russia?	More than likely.
then what?	Checkmate.
a countdown to what?	Think. It's like in chess. First you strategically position your pieces. Then, when the timing's right. You strike.
that signal. it's a countdown.	A countdown to what?
not really...	That signal. It's a countdown.
remember i told you that the signal hidden within our satellite signal is slowly recycling down to extinction.	Not really...
okay, why did i just send my family to atlanta?	Remember I told you that the signal hidden within our satellite signal is slowly recycling down to extinction.
what happened?	Just do it!
tell her to get the kids and leave town.	What happened?
what're you talking about?	Haven't you been watching?
can you believe this?	What're you talking about?
strange thing is, if my calculations are right it'll be gone in approximately seven hours anyway. the signal reduces itself every time it recycles. eventually it will disappear. are you listening?	Can you believe this?
huh? oh, good, good.	Strange thing is, if my calculations are right it'll be gone in approximately seven hours anyway. The signal reduces itself every time it recycles. Eventually it will disappear. Are you listening?
i've got a lock on the signal pattern. we can filter it out.	Huh? Oh, good, good.
yes, because the analog signal has a definite sequential digital patterns embedded within it. when i find the exact binary sequence and i apply a phase reversed signal to that calculated spectra analyzer i built you last christmas, we should be able to block out the overlay completely...	...and we'll be the only guys in town with a clear picture? That's my man.
that's the good news?	Yes, because the analog signal has a definite sequential digital patterns embedded within it. When I find the exact binary sequence and I apply a phase reversed signal to that calculated spectra analyzer I built you last Christmas, we should be able to block out the overlay completely...
no. the good news is i found the problem and it's not our equipment. there's some weird signal embedded within the satellite feed.	That's the good news?
and the good news is you won't charge me.	No. The good news is I found the problem and it's not our equipment. There's some weird signal embedded within the satellite feed.
you're in meal penalty for disturbing my lunch.	And the good news is you won't charge me.
what's the bad news?	You're in meal penalty for disturbing my lunch.
there's good news and bad news.	What's the bad news?
let's retrofit the dish to another satellite.	We've tried. It's not working. It's almost as though they weren't even there.
please, would i be this panicked if it was that simple?	Let's retrofit the dish to another satellite.
did you try to switch to transponder channels?	Please, would I be this panicked if it was that simple?
so sue me.	Did you try to switch to transponder channels?
what the hell is this?	So sue me.
it was turned on. i was ignoring you. what's the big emergency?	Started this morning. Every channel is making like it's nineteen fifty. Snow, static, all kinds of distortions. No one knows what the hell is going on.
what the hell is the point of having a beeper if you don't turn it on?	It was turned on. I was ignoring you. What's the big emergency?
thanks, pops.	I want you should know, I'm very proud of you, son.
what'd i say?	A cold? Of course.
pops, you're a genius!	What'd I say?
we've gotta burn the rain forest, pops. dump toxic waste, pollute the air, rip up the ozone. maybe if we screw this planet up enough they won't want it anymore.	David, you're drunk.
this i can see.	We've gotta burn the rain forest, Pops. Dump toxic waste, pollute the air, rip up the ozone. Maybe if we screw this planet up enough they won't want it anymore.
i'm making a mess.	This I can see.
david, david! what the hell are you doing!?	I'm making a mess.
dad, please...	What was it, Roswell? You had the space ship, the bodies, everything locked up in a bunker, the what is it, Area fifty one. That's it! Area fifty one. You knew and you didn't do nothing!
it's air force one for crying out loud. still he gets sick?	Moishe, please, don't talk.
you punched the president in the face?	He wasn't the President then.
because last time i saw him i punched him in the face.	You punched the President in the face?
sure he'll listen. why wouldn't he?	Because last time I saw him I punched him in the face.
yes. i can use he signal to triangulate her exact position in the white house.	You can do that?
it's perfect the line is busy?	Yes. I can use he signal to triangulate her exact position in the White House.
perfect, she's using it.	It's perfect the line is busy?
you try martin?	She didn't take my name when we were married.
college nickname.	You try Martin?
spunky?	College nickname.
i just haven't found it yet. i tried c. halbrook, connie halbrook, spunky halbrook...	Spunky?
not listed, huh?	I just haven't found it yet. I tried C. Halbrook, Connie Halbrook, Spunky Halbrook...
you think an important person like constance is going to be listed?	She always keeps her portable phone listed, for emergencies. Sometimes it's just her first initial, sometime her nickname...
this, pops, is every phone book in america.	You think an important person like Constance is going to be listed?
what the hell is that?	This, pops, is every phone book in America.
dad...	All I'm saying is they've got people who handle these things, David. They want HBO, they'll call you.
and you're going to educate them? tell me something, you're so smart how come you spent eight years at m.i.t. to become a cable repairman?	Dad...
they don't know this.	And you're going to educate them? Tell me something, you're so smart how come you spent eight years at M.I.T. to become a cable repairman?
you think they don't know what you know? believe me, they know. she works for the president. they know everything.	They don't know this.
can't this thing go any faster?	You think they don't know what you know? Believe me, they know. She works for the President. They know everything.
it's the white house, for crying out loud. you can't just drive up and ring the bell.	Can't this thing go any faster?
you want to borrow the car? you don't have a license.	That's okay. You're driving.
you still got the olds?	You want to borrow the car? You don't have a license.
the television said they've started with the looting already. vultures.	You still got the Olds?
pops!	The television said they've started with the looting already. Vultures.
three years.	Three, four. Move on. It's not healthy.
i'm only saying, it's been what? four years, you still haven't signed your divorce papers.	Three years.
dad, don't start.	I'm only saying, it's been what? Four years, you still haven't signed your divorce papers.
david, i've been meaning to talk with you. it's nice you've been spending so much time with me, but...	Dad, don't start.
you don't move soon. i'll begin to decompose.	David, I've been meaning to talk with you. It's nice you've been spending so much time with me, but...
you have any idea how long it takes for those things to decompose?	You don't move soon. I'll begin to decompose.
i'm thinking.	So think already.
what are you waiting? my social security will expire, you'll still be sitting there.	I'm thinking.
doesn't matter. game's over.	I don't hear no fat lady.
we're loose!	Doesn't matter. Game's over.
nice meeting you.	You as well.
what're you doing?	It's not me. They're overriding the system.
i can't shake her free.	What're you doing?
get us out of here!	I can't shake her free.
must be thousands of them. what are they doing?	Looks like they're preparing the invasion.
what the hell are you doing?	Just getting a feel for her.
i have a confession to make. i'm not real big on flying.	Great.
oh shit, we're late.	We'll meet you there.
i'll see how they're doing with the radio transmitter.	Oh shit, we're late.
do not engage until we've confirmed the package has been delivered.	Roger.
where's it headed?	I think our secret is out. They're headed right for us.
roger, eagle one, our primary target has shifted course.	Where's it headed?
grey, you read me?	Roger, Eagle One, our primary target has shifted course.
mr. president, just what do you think you're doing?	I'm a pilot, Will. This is where I belong.
pilots, sir. we don't have enough people to get them in the air.	Then find them.
but what, general?	Pilots, sir. We don't have enough people to get them in the air.
we've been collecting planes from all over but...	But what, General?
and our troops here?	We've been collecting planes from all over but...
we have confirmed divisions of troops from different armies all around the world. most of europe, the middle east and asia are battle ready.	And our troops here?
better than we thought.	We have confirmed divisions of troops from different armies all around the world. Most of Europe, the Middle East and Asia are battle ready.
how're we doing?	Better than we thought.
organize every plane you can find and get some goddamned pilots to fly them.	Yes, Sir.
we're down to approximately fifteen percent, sir.  if you calculate the time it takes them to destroy a city and move on, we're looking at world wide destruction of every major city within the next thirty six hours.	We're being exterminated.
and our forces?	We're down to approximately fifteen percent, Sir.  If you calculate the time it takes them to destroy a city and move on, we're looking at world wide destruction of every major city within the next thirty six hours.
atlanta, chicago and philadelphia, destroyed?	And there are scattered reports of sightings over Miami, Ft. Worth, And Memphis.
where are they?	ETA with target; four minutes.
any news on my wife?	The helicopter never arrived at Nellis and there's been no radio contact.
is my wife in the air?	She should be shortly.
but mr. president...	And get those helicopters away from the ship. Call them back immediately.
general grey, co-ordinate with atlantic command. tell them they have twenty five minutes to get as many people out of the cities as they can.	But Mr. President...
sir, what happens if they do become hostile?	Then God help us.
i had a feeling you would.	Sir, what happens if they do become hostile?
with your permission, mr. president, i'd like to remain my your side.	I had a feeling you would.
with their shields down it might be possible.	Please, you're not buying into any of this nonsense, are you? We don't have the manpower or the resources to launch that kind of a campaign.  Not to mention that this whole cockamamie plan is dependent on a machine that no one in the world is qualified to operate.
this is ridiculous.	How long would their shields be down?
it had been deemed classified.	Christ, why didn't you say anything about this when they first arrived? You could have warned us before we launched a counter attack that cost us hundreds of American pilots!
you were the head of the national intelligence agency! you knew all about this. when were you planning on informing the rest of us!?	It had been deemed classified.
my god, the vice president and the joint chiefs...	Mr. President, we must launch. A delay now would be more costly than when you waited to evacuate the cities!
that's impossible...	My God, the Vice President and the Joint Chiefs...
this is crazy. we're loosing our first strike capabilities!	We're trying to communicate with them on all frequencies but we're getting nowhere. Atlantic Command is working on a type of visual communication.
more ships keep arriving, fifteen in total so far.	This is crazy. We're loosing our first strike capabilities!
organize a military escort to crystal mountain.	Sir, I strongly recommend we move you to a secured location immediately.
get on the horn with atlantic command. let's upgrade the situation to defcon 3.	That's not your call to make, Mr. Nimziki.
it's doing what?	It's... slowing down, Sir.
well, er... it's slowing down.	It's doing what?
how do you know?	Well, er... it's slowing down.
no sir. definitely not.	How do you know?
a meteor?	No Sir. Definitely not.
dick-weed.	Butt-munch.
yeah, but what an entrance!	Dick-weed.
you scared the hell out of me.	Yeah, but what an entrance!
sorry for what?	I should have done this a long long time ago.
before we do this, i want you to know i'm sorry.	Sorry for what?
i know, you like to make a big entrance.	Before we do this, I want you to know I'm sorry.
you know me...	I know, you like to make a big entrance.
you're late.	You know me...
you're late.	You know how I like to make a big entrance.
dick-weed!	Butt-munch.
yes, i am.	Dick-weed!
you know, you're not as charming as you think you are.	Yes, I am.
naw. i'll just tell my other girlfriends they can't come over tonight.	You know, you're not as charming as you think you are.
really? you don't mind?	Naw. I'll just tell my other girlfriends they can't come over tonight.
look, after your shift tonight, why don't you grab dylan and come stay with me on base.	Really? You don't mind?
be careful.	Look, after your shift tonight, why don't you grab Dylan and come stay with me on base.
what?	Be careful.
wait. i have to tell you something.	What?
you said you were on leave for the fourth.	They cancelled it. Why are you acting like this?
baby, you know how it is. i have to report to el toro right away.	You said you were on leave for the Fourth.
you can't go. call them back.	Baby, you know how it is. I have to report to El Toro right away.
he's trying to impress you.	He's doing a good job.
i thought you didn't recognize me.	Didn't want to say anything. I voted for the other guy.
dylan, come here. i want you to meet the first lady.	I thought you didn't recognize me.
funny, it used to scare me when i thought about the future.  guess it doesn't really matter anymore.	Dylan, come here. I want you to meet the First Lady.
and when the dancing's over? what about your future?	Funny, it used to scare me when I thought about the future.  Guess it doesn't really matter anymore.
don't be. i'm not. it's good money.  'side, he's worth it.	And when the dancing's over? What about your future?
oh. sorry.	Don't be. I'm not. It's good money.  'Side, he's worth it.
no. exotic.	Oh. Sorry.
really? ballet?	No. Exotic.
i'm a dancer.	Really? Ballet?
so, what do you do for a living?	I'm a dancer.
he wasn't his father. i was kinda hoping he'd want the job, though.	So, what do you do for a living?
was his father stationed here?	He wasn't his father. I was kinda hoping he'd want the job, though.
he's my angel.	Was his father stationed here?
your son.	He's my angel.
stevie... i can't...	Jimmy, stay with me.
so push it!	Stevie... I can't...
we're already over mach 2!	So push it!
jimmy, kick it! they're gaining.	We're already over Mach 2!
i didn't even see them fire!	Command, Eagle One. Switching to "sidewinders." We're moving in.
damn it!	I didn't even see them fire!
i shouldn't have left her.	Don't worry, big guy. I'm sure she got out of here before it happened.
don't get premature on me, jimmy. we don't light up 'til the fat lady sings.	I hear you.
that is an affirmative. i have victory dance. mmmmmmm.	Don't get premature on me, Jimmy. We don't light up 'til the Fat Lady sings.
jasmine has this thing for dolphins. i had them make it...	I thought you said you were doing to break it off.
how to kiss ass.	Jasmine has this thing for dolphins. I had them make it...
i don't believe it. they make you learn how to fly everything from an apache to a harrier and still they turn you down? what else do they want you to learn?	How to kiss ass.
but i gave you some this morning.	I didn't take it. I thought I didn't need it anymore.
yeah. what would you think if we went there to live for a while?	That'd be cool!
he's got that sega saturn cd, 64 bit, right?	Yeah. What would you think if we went there to live for a while?
i don't need it.	Just take it, dick head.  Alicia! Make sure he takes his medicine.
you're gonna break it. just leave it alone. here, take your medicine.	I don't need it.
it's all fuzzy.	You're gonna break it. Just leave it alone. Here, take your medicine.
stop it.	It's all fuzzy.
how' he doing?	Just fell asleep. He's gonna be just fine. Join me in a little celebration?
we should leave too.	There's a group heading south, they said there's a hospital just a couple hours away. I think we should follow them.
i couldn't find anything. everyone is packing up, they're leaving. word is a space ship is heading this way.	We should leave too.
troy's still my son no matter how you feel about me.	For once in your life think about what's best for Troy. Who has to beg for money to buy him medicine when you screw up? Who?
we're leaving, don't try and stop us.	You're not going anywhere. You hear me? I'm still your father.
just what the hell do you think you're doing?	We're leaving, don't try and stop us.
they let you out?	Just what the hell do you think you're doing?
you sure?	Damn it, he was doing you a favor. You know how hard it is to find someone who doesn't think you're completely crazy? What are we supposed to do now? Huh? Where are we supposed to go now?
it's the wrong field, you idiot! lucas' farm is on the other side of town.	You sure?
i'm bringing home the bacon. earning my keep. and doing a fine job if i do say so myself.	It's the wrong field, you idiot! Lucas' farm is on the other side of town.
just what the hell do you think you're doing?	I'm bringing home the bacon. Earning my keep. And doing a fine job if I do say so myself.
the other bombers might have more luck. we shouldn't just give up...	I said call them back.
call them back.	The other bombers might have more luck. We shouldn't just give up...
mr. president?	Deploy.
why the hell wasn't i told about this place?	Two words, Mr. President. Plausible deniability.
above american soil?	If we don't strike soon, there may not be much of an America left to defend.
i spoke with the joint chief when they arrived at norad. they agree, we must launch a counter offensive with a full nuclear strike. hit 'em with everything we've got.	Above American soil?
what the hell's going on?	We're leaving.
but, mr. president...	So far these things have not become hostile. For the moment let's assume they won't.  Connie, let's issue statements advising people not to panic, to stay home and take cover.
i want the vice president, secretary of defense, the whole cabinet and the joint chiefs taken to a secured location. i'm staying here. i am not going to add to a public hysteria that could cost lives.	But, Mr. President...
we must maintain a working government in a time of crisis...	I want the Vice President, Secretary of Defense, the whole Cabinet and the Joint Chiefs taken to a secured location. I'm staying here. I am not going to add to a public hysteria that could cost lives.
i'm not leaving.	We must maintain a working government in a time of crisis...
can they be killed?	These three died in the crash. Their bodies are as frail as our own. You just have to get past their technology, which is, I'm sorry to say, far more advanced.
what can you tell us about the enemy we're facing?	Not all too dissimilar to us. Breathes oxygen, comparable tolerances to heat, cold... probably why they're interested in our planet.  Hey, you wanna see them?
people are dying out there. i don't think "exciting" is the word i'd choose to describe it!	What can you tell us about the enemy we're facing?
see, we can't duplicate their type of power so we've never been able to experiment. but since these guys started showing up, all the gizmos inside turned on. the last twenty four hours have been really exciting!	People are dying out there. I don't think "exciting" is the word I'd choose to describe it!
yes.	Well, I guess you'd like to see the big tamale? Follow me.
mr. president, a real pleasure. they don't let us out much, you know.	Yes.
what do you want us to do?	Die.
peace? no peace.	What do you want us to do?
can we negotiate a truce? is there room for co-existance?  can there be peace between us?	Peace? No peace.
many worlds...	Can we negotiate a truce? Is there room for co-existance?  Can there be peace between us?
and before here?	Many worlds...
here... now.	And before here?
where do your people come from?  where is your home?	Here... now.
air... water... your "sun."	Where do your people come from?  Where is your home?
why did you people come here?	Air... water... your "sun."
may we go home now, please?	The dog!?  You are named after the dog...
egyptian mail. morning edition.  run!	Did you say...? Uh, uh...
yes.	Egyptian Mail. Morning edition.  Run!
yes.	Papers, sir. Got it here.
my reputation precedes me.	There is no museum in Iskenderun.
oh, what?... your servant, sir.	And I am his.
oh, yes, of course. but where are we going?	Oh, this map will show you. It was drawn by, uh...
yes, but don't panic. everything's under control. have you... have you arranged our supplies?	Oh, yes, of course. But where are we going?
you are on your own?	Yes, but don't panic. Everything's under control. Have you... have you arranged our supplies?
oh, he's in austria. a slight detour.	You are on your own?
marcus brody, sir. and where is indy?	Oh, he's in Austria. A slight detour.
oh, sallah! what a relief!	Marcus Brody, sir. And where is Indy?
indy... indy, you must hurry!! come quickly!	It's... a leap of faith. Oh, God.
what about you?	I'm going after Dad.
marcus, get hold of sallah. tell him to meet you in iskenderun.	What about you?
yes. now we know.	Marcus, get hold of Sallah. Tell him to meet you in Iskenderun.
alexandretta. now we know.	Yes. Now we know.
now, he knew there was a city with an oasis due east. here. he knew the course turned south through the desert to a river, and the river led into the mountains. here. straight to the canyon. he knew everything except where to begin, the name of the city.	Alexandretta. Now we know.
the present city of iskenderun is built on its ruins. marcus -- you remember what the grail tablet said. "across the desert and through the mountain to the canyon of the crescent moon."  but where exactly?	Your father would know. Your father did know. Look. He made a map.
how's the head?	It's better, now I've seen this. It's the name of a city. "Alexandretta?" Hmmm...
dad was onto something here!	Well, now we know the source of the numbers, but we still don't know what they mean.
look, indy. the roman numerals!	Dad was onto something here!
marcus -- i've seen this window before.	Where?
that doesn't look much like a library.	It looks like a converted church.
yes. uh, how will we recognize this doctor schneider when we see him?	I don't know. Maybe he'll know us.
ah, venice...	Yes. Uh, how will we recognize this Doctor Schneider when we see him?
call donovan, marcus. tell him i'll take that ticket to venice now.	I'll tell him we'll take two.
but if you want facts, indy, i have none to give you. at my age, i'm prepared to take a few things on faith.	Call Donovan, Marcus. Tell him I'll take that ticket to Venice now.
the search for the cup of christ is the search for the divine in all of us.	But if you want facts, Indy, I have none to give you. At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on faith.
do you believe the grail actually exists?	The search for the Cup of Christ is the search for the divine in all of us.
do you believe, marcus?	Do you believe the Grail actually exists?
i don't know. but someone must want it pretty badly.	Do you believe, Marcus?
it's dad's grail diary. every clue he ever followed. every discovery he made. a complete record of his search for the holy grail. this is his whole life. why would he have sent this to me?	I don't know. But someone must want it pretty badly.
what is it?	It's Dad's Grail Diary. Every clue he ever followed. Every discovery he made. A complete record of his search for the Holy Grail. This is his whole life. Why would he have sent this to me?
venice, italy!	What is it?
dad?	It's today's mail. And it's been opened.
i don't know. but whatever it is, he's in over his head!	Dad?
what has the old fool got himself into now?	I don't know. But whatever it is, he's in over his head!
your treat.	Yes. My treat.
all my life!	Well done, Indy. Very well done, indeed. This will find a place of honor in our Spanish collection.
all your life.	All my life!
you know how long i've been looking for that?!	All your life.
you've got it!	You know how long I've been looking for that?!
marcus!  i did it!	You've got it!
indy! henry! follow met i know the way!  haaa!	Got lost in his own museum, huh?
no, henry. try not to talk.	The Name of God...
the word of god...	No, Henry. Try not to talk.
look what you did!	It's war.
but don't you see? the pen is mightier than the sword.	Look what you did!
what?	But don't you see? The pen is mightier than the sword.
henry, the pen --	What?
henry! what are you doing here?!	It's a rescue, old boy. Come on.
marcus!	Arghhh! Oh!
well, marcus, we are on the brink of the recovery of the greatest artifact in the history of mankind.	You're meddling with powers you cannot possibly comprehend.
care to wet your whistle, marcus?	I'd rather spit in your face. But as I haven't got any spit...
i maintain an apartment in venice, at your disposal.	Oh, well. That's good. Thank you.
schneider?	I maintain an apartment in Venice, at your disposal.
don't worry. doctor schneider will be there to meet you.	Schneider?
tell me, what's going to happen when we get to venice?	Don't worry. Doctor Schneider will be there to meet you.
this is a castle. and we have many tapestries. but if you're a scottish lord, then i am mickey mouse.	How dare he?!
dear me, the man is dense. this is a castle, isn't it? there are tapestries?	This is a castle. And we have many tapestries. But if you're a Scottish lord, then I am Mickey Mouse.
tapestries?	Dear me, the man is dense. This is a castle, isn't it? There are tapestries?
don't take that tone with me, my good man. now buttle off and tell baron brunwald that lord clarence macdonald and his lovely assistant are here to view the tapestries.	Tapestries?
are you expected?	Don't take that tone with me, my good man. Now buttle off and tell Baron Brunwald that Lord Clarence MacDonald and his lovely assistant are here to view the tapestries.
i'm through!	We're through!
shooting me won't get you anywhere.	You know something, Doctor Jones? You're absolutely right.
nazis?! -- is that the limit of your vision?! the nazis want to write themselves into the grail legend and take on the world. well, they're welcome. but i want the grail itself. the cup that gives everlasting life. hitler can have the world, but he can't take it with him. i'm going to be drinking my own health when he's gone the way of the dodo.  the grail is mine, and you're going to get it for me.	Shooting me won't get you anywhere.
as what? a nazi stooge like you?	Nazis?! -- Is that the limit of your vision?! The Nazis want to write themselves into the Grail legend and take on the world. Well, they're welcome. But I want the Grail itself. The cup that gives everlasting life. Hitler can have the world, but he can't take it with him. I'm going to be drinking my own health when he's gone the way of the Dodo.  The Grail is mine, and you're going to get it for me.
impossible? what do you say, jones? ready to go down in history?	As what? A Nazi stooge like you?
donovan!	Didn't I warn you not to trust anybody, Doctor Jones?
you've got the wrong jones, mister donovan. why don't you try my father?	We already have. Your father is the man who's disappeared.
we've hit a snag. our project leader has vanished. along with all his research. uh, we received a cable from his colleague, doctor schneider, who has no idea of his whereabouts or what's become of him.  i want you to pick up the trail where he left off. find the man and you will find the grail.	You've got the wrong Jones, Mister Donovan. Why don't you try my father?
yes?	We've hit a snag. Our project leader has vanished. Along with all his research. Uh, we received a cable from his colleague, Doctor Schneider, who has no idea of his whereabouts or what's become of him.  I want you to pick up the trail where he left off. Find the man and you will find the Grail.
you could be more right than you know.	Yes?
that's usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet.	You could be more right than you know.
this is the manuscript in which the friar chronicled the knight's story... it doesn't reveal on location of the grail, i'm afraid... but the knight promised that two "markers" that had been left behind would.  this tablet is one of those "markers." it proves the knight's story is true. but as you pointed out -- it's incomplete.  now, the second "marker" is entombed with the knight's dead brother. our project leader believes that tomb to be located within the city of venice, italy.  as you can now see, doctor jones, we're about to complete a great quest that began almost two thousand years ago. we're only one step away.	That's usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet.
not "supposedly," doctor jones.	This is the manuscript in which the friar chronicled the Knight's story... it doesn't reveal on location of the Grail, I'm afraid... but the Knight promised that two "markers" that had been left behind would.  This Tablet is one of those "markers." It proves the Knight's story is true. But as you pointed out -- it's incomplete.  Now, the second "marker" is entombed with the Knight's dead brother. Our project leader believes that tomb to be located within the city of Venice, Italy.  As you can now see, Doctor Jones, we're about to complete a great quest that began almost two thousand years ago. We're only one step away.
i've heard this one as well. two of these brothers walked out of the desert one hundred and fifty years after having found the grail and began the long journey back to france. but only one of them made it. and before dying of extreme old age, he supposedly imparted his tale to a -- to a franciscan friar, i think.	Not "supposedly," Doctor Jones.
let me tell you another "bedtime story," doctor jones. after the grail was entrusted to joseph of arimathaea, it disappeared and was lost for a thousand years before it was found again by three knights of the first crusade. three brothers, to be exact.	I've heard this one as well. Two of these brothers walked out of the desert one hundred and fifty years after having found the Grail and began the long journey back to France. But only one of them made it. And before dying of extreme old age, he supposedly imparted his tale to a -- to a Franciscan friar, I think.
just the same, an attempt to recover the grail is currently underway.	Let me tell you another "bedtime story," Doctor Jones. After the Grail was entrusted to Joseph of Arimathaea, it disappeared and was lost for a thousand years before it was found again by three Knights of the First Crusade. Three brothers, to be exact.
what good is it? this grail tablet speaks of deserts and mountains and canyons. pretty vague. where do you start looking? maybe if the tablet were intact, you'd have something to go on. but the entire top portion is missing.	Just the same, an attempt to recover the Grail is currently underway.
hard to resist, isn't it? the holy grail's final resting place described in detail!	What good is it? This Grail Tablet speaks of deserts and mountains and canyons. Pretty vague. Where do you start looking? Maybe if the Tablet were intact, you'd have something to go on. But the entire top portion is missing.
an old man's dream.	Every man's dream.  Including your father's, I believe.
eternal life, doctor jones! the gift of youth to whoever drinks from the grail.  oh, now that's a bedtime story i'd like to wake up to!	An old man's dream.
the arthur legend. i've heard this bedtime story before.	Eternal life, Doctor Jones! The gift of youth to whoever drinks from the Grail.  Oh, now that's a bedtime story I'd like to wake up to!
the holy grail, doctor jones. the chalice used by christ during the last supper. the cup that caught his blood at the crucifixion and was entrusted to joseph of arimathaea.	The Arthur Legend. I've heard this bedtime story before.
"where the cup that holds the blood of jesus christ resides forever."	The Holy Grail, Doctor Jones. The chalice used by Christ during the Last Supper. The cup that caught His blood at the Crucifixion and was entrusted to Joseph of Arimathaea.
where did this come from?	My engineers unearthed it in the mountain region north of Ankara while excavating for copper.  Can you translate the inscription?
that was our assessment as well.	Where did this come from?
well, it's sandstone. christian symbol. early latin text. mid-twelfth century, i should think.	That was our assessment as well.
well, like yourself, doctor jones, i have a passion for antiquities.  have a look over here. this might interest you.	Well, it's sandstone. Christian symbol. Early Latin text. Mid-Twelfth Century, I should think.
i know who you are mr. donovan. your contributions to the museum over the years have been extremely generous. some of the pieces in your collection here are very impressive.	Well, like yourself, Doctor Jones, I have a passion for antiquities.  Have a look over here. This might interest you.
my name is donovan. walter donovan.	I know who you are Mr. Donovan. Your contributions to the museum over the years have been extremely generous. Some of the pieces in your collection here are very impressive.
elsa. elsa don't. elsa. elsa. give me your other hand, honey. i can't hold you.	I can reach it. I can reach it...
it's ours, indy. yours and mine.	Elsa, don't cross the Seal. The Knight warned us not to take the Grail from here.
elsa! elsa, don't move!	It's ours, Indy. Yours and mine.
i never expected to see you again.	I'm like a bad penny. I always turn up.
all i have to do is squeeze.	All I have to do is scream.
you do.	All I have to do is squeeze.
yet you stood up to be counted with the enemy of everything the grail stands for -- who gives a damn what you think?	You do.
is that what you think of me? i believe in the grail, not the swastika.	Yet you stood up to be counted with the enemy of everything the Grail stands for -- who gives a damn what you think?
my father didn't want it incinerated.	Is that what you think of me? I believe in the Grail, not the Swastika.
you came back for the book? why?	My father didn't want it incinerated.
where is it? i want it.	You came back for the book? Why?
how did you get here?	Where is it? I want it.
this book contained a map -- a map with no names -- precise directions from the unknown city to the secret canyon of the crescent moon.	So it did.
this one. i think he's in here.	How do you know?
what are you going to do?	Don't know. Think of something.
i know the brunwalds are famous art collectors.	What are you going to do?
what do you know about this place?	I know the Brunwalds are famous art collectors.
no. you like the way i do things.	It's lucky I don't do things the same way. You'd still be standing at the Venice pier.
no?	No. You like the way I do things.
knock it off. you're not mad.	No?
oh, yes. give them a flower and they'll follow you anywhere.	Knock it off. You're not mad.
at least i let you tag along.	Oh, yes. Give them a flower and they'll follow you anywhere.
uh-huh.	You had it? You didn't trust me!
the grail diary.	Uh-huh.
this.	The Grail Diary.
what were they looking for?	This.
mine, too.	What were they looking for?
my room!	Mine, too.
you said go between them!	I said don't go between them!
i said go around!	You said go between them!
don't wander off.	What?
wouldn't it be wonderful if he were here now to see this?	He never would have made it past the rats! He hates rats! He's scared to death of them!
what's that?	It's a rubbing Dad made of the Grail Tablet.
it must be one of these...	Look at the artistry of these carvings and the scrollwork.
are you sure?	Pretty sure.
the ark of the covenant.	Are you sure?
right. six hundred years before the crusades.	The Christians would have dug their own passages and burial chambers centuries later.
pagan symbols. fourth or fifth century.	Right. Six hundred years before the Crusades.
except he's lost, and i'm not.	Lower me down.
you don't disappoint, doctor jones. you're a great deal like your father.	Except he's lost, and I'm not.
bingo.	You don't disappoint, Doctor Jones. You're a great deal like your father.
my dad sent me this diary for a reason. until we find out why, i suggest we keep it to ourselves.	Find something?
but i'm already sad -- by tomorrow it will have faded.	Tomorrow I'll steal you another.
it would make me very happy.	But I'm already sad -- by tomorrow it will have faded.
in that case, i permit you.	It would make me very happy.
i usually don't either.	In that case, I permit you.
i usually don't.	I usually don't either.
fraulein -- will you permit me?	I usually don't.
who? attila the professor? he was never giddy, even when he was a schoolboy!	Fraulein -- will you permit me?
the last time i saw your father we were in the library. he was very close to tracking down the knight's tomb. i've never seen him so excited. he was as giddy as a schoolboy.	Who? Attila the Professor? He was never giddy, even when he was a schoolboy!
and my mother's ears. but the rest belongs to you.	Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for.
yes?	I knew it was you --
doctor jones?	Yes?
after you, junior.	Yes, sir!  Haaa!
uh-huh.	After you, Junior.
ready?	Ready.
i like indiana.	We named the dog Indiana.
what did you find, junior?	Junior?! Dad...
me?... illumination.	What did you find, Junior?
what did you find, dad?	Me?... Illumination.
elsa never really believed in the grail. she thought she'd found a prize.	What did you find, Dad?
junior, give me your other hand! i can't hold on!!	I can get it -- I can almost reach it, Dad.
but in the latin alphabet, "jehovah" begins with an "i".	"J".
penitent. penitent...	The penitent man is humble...
the penitent man is humble before god.	Penitent. Penitent...
the penitent man. the penitent...	The penitent man is humble before God.
the penitent man will pass. the penitent... the penitent. the penitent man...	The penitent man. The penitent...
"only the penitent man will pass. only the penitent man will pass."	The penitent man will pass. The penitent... the penitent. The penitent man...
dad?!	Junior...
you call this archaeology?	Get out of there, Dad!
dad?	You call this archaeology?
now, who are all these people?	Who cares? As long as they're keeping Donovan busy. Dad, you stay here while Sallah and I organize some transportation.
what do you think you're doing?! get down!	Dad, we're well out of range.
this is intolerable!	This could be close.
it happens to me all the time.	This is intolerable!
it's a new experience for me.	It happens to me all the time.
i know, dad!	It's a new experience for me.
those people are trying to kill us!	I know, Dad!
thanks.	Those people are trying to kill us!
nice landing.	Thanks.
dad, are we hit?!	More or less.  Son, I'm sorry. They got us.
dad -- eleven o'clock!!	What happens at eleven o'clock?
i didn't know you could fly a plane.	Fly... yes. Land... no.
what does that mean?	I don't know. We'll find out.
then what are you complaining about?  look, we have work to do. when we get to alexandretta we will face three challenges.  "first, the breath of god. only the penitent man will pass. second, the word of god, only in the footsteps of god will he proceed. third, the path of god, only in the leap from the lion's head will he prove his worth."	What does that mean?
well... i can't think of anything.	Then what are you complaining about?  Look, we have work to do. When we get to Alexandretta we will face three challenges.  "First, the breath of God. Only the penitent man will pass. Second, the Word of God, only in the footsteps of God will he proceed. Third, the Path of God, only in the leap from the lion's head will he prove his worth."
dad, how can you?	Very well. I'm here now.
you left just when you were becoming interesting.	Dad, how can you?
what you taught me was that i was less important to you than people who had been dead for five hundred years in another country. and i learned it so well that we've hardly spoken for twenty years.	You left just when you were becoming interesting.
did i ever tell you to eat up? go to bed? wash your ears? do your homework? no. i respected your privacy and i taught you self-reliance.	What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who had been dead for five hundred years in another country. And I learned it so well that we've hardly spoken for twenty years.
when?	Did I ever tell you to eat up? Go to bed? Wash your ears? Do your homework? No. I respected your privacy and I taught you self-reliance.
actually, i was a wonderful father.	When?
a regret. it was just the two of us, dad. it was a lonely way to grow up. for you, too. if you had been an ordinary, average father like the other guys' dads, you'd have understood that.	Actually, I was a wonderful father.
and do i detect a rebuke?	A regret. It was just the two of us, Dad. It was a lonely way to grow up. For you, too. If you had been an ordinary, average father like the other guys' dads, you'd have understood that.
we didn't talk. we never talked.	And do I detect a rebuke?
hmmm... what did we talk about?	We didn't talk. We never talked.
do you remember the last time we had a quiet drink? i had a milk shake.	Hmmm... What did we talk about?
ships that pass in the night...	Do you remember the last time we had a quiet drink? I had a milk shake.
i was the next man.	Ships that pass in the night...
well, i'm as human as the next man.	I was the next man.
that's not all we shared. it's disgraceful. you're old enough to be her fa... er, her grandfather!	Well, I'm as human as the next man.
you know, sharing your adventures is an interesting experience.	That's not all we shared. It's disgraceful. You're old enough to be her fa... er, her grandfather!
when we're airborne, with germany behind us, then i'll share that sentiment.	Relax.
i don't know. the first available flight out of germany.	Good.
what did you get?	I don't know. The first available flight out of Germany.
this is an obsession dad. i never understood it. never. neither did mom.	Oh yes, she did. Only too well. Unfortunately she kept her illness from me until all I could do was mourn her.
that's for blasphemy. the quest for the grail is not archaeology. it's a race against evil. if it is captured by the nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. do you understand me?	This is an obsession Dad. I never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom.
two selfless martyrs. jesus christ!	That's for blasphemy. The quest for the Grail is not archaeology. It's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me?
marcus would agree with me.	Two selfless martyrs. Jesus Christ!
what about marcus?	Marcus would agree with me.
yes! the only thing that matters is the grail.	What about Marcus?
half the german army's on our tail and you want me to go to berlin? into the lion's den?	Yes! The only thing that matters is the Grail.
i wrote them down in my diary so that i wouldn't have to remember.	Half the German Army's on our tail and you want me to go to Berlin? Into the lion's den?
but what are they? can't you remember?	I wrote them down in my Diary so that I wouldn't have to remember.
oh, yes. but i found the clues that will safely take us through, in the chronicles of st. anselm.	But what are they? Can't you remember?
booby traps?	Oh, yes. But I found the clues that will safely take us through, in the Chronicles of St. Anselm.
three devices of such lethal cunning.	Booby traps?
what final challenge?	Three devices of such lethal cunning.
well, he who finds the grail must face the final challenge.	What final challenge?
all right dad -- tell me.	Well, he who finds the Grail must face the final challenge.
there is more in the diary than just the map.	All right Dad -- tell me.
you don't need the diary, dad. marcus has the map.	There is more in the Diary than just the map.
my diary's in berlin.	You don't need the Diary, Dad. Marcus has the map.
brody's this way.	My Diary's in Berlin.
you're going the wrong way! we have to get to berlin!	Brody's this way.
stop! stop!	You're going the wrong Way! We have to get to Berlin!
what?	Stop! Stop!
stop!	What?
come on, dad. come on!	What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?
dad!	...the solution presents itself.
this is intolerable!	I'm out, Dad!
head for the fireplace!	Oh.
what?	Head for the fireplace!
dad!	What?
what?	Dad!
dad!	What?
what?	Dad!
dad!	What?
and the chair.	All right, move! Move! Rock your Chair. Do what I do.
what???	And the chair.
the floor's on fire! see?!	What???
don't get sentimental now dad -- save it 'til we get out of here.	The floor's on fire! See?!
i ought to tell you something.	Don't get sentimental now Dad -- save it 'til we get out of here.
feels like a cigarette lighter.	Try and burn through the ropes.
my lucky charm.	Feels like a cigarette lighter.
what am i looking for?	My lucky charm.
you said he had two days' start. that he would blend in. disappear!	Are you kidding? -- I made that up! You know Marcus -- he got lost once in his own museum!
let's try and get these ropes loose. we've got to get to marcus before the nazis do!	You said he had two days' start. That he would blend in. Disappear!
so did i.	Let's try and get these ropes loose. We've got to get to Marcus before the Nazis do!
ooooh... i like the austrian way better.	So did I.
how did you she was a nazi?	She talks in her sleep.
umh?	How did you she was a Nazi?
she ransacked her own room and i fell for it. how did you know she was a nazi?	Umh?
no! don't shoot!	Don't worry. He won't.
i came here to save you.	Oh yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, Junior??
take it easy?! why do you think i sent it home in the first place?  so it wouldn't fall into their hands!!	I came here to save you.
will you take it easy!	Take it easy?! Why do you think I sent it home in the first place?  So it wouldn't fall into their hands!!
i should have mailed it to the marx brothers.	Will you take it easy!
look, can we discuss this later?	I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers.
you did!!	Look, can we discuss this later?
well, uh...	You did!!
you didn't, did you?  you didn't bring it, did you?	Well, uh...
they want my diary.	Yeah?
yeah, big ones. what do the nazis want with you dad?	They want my diary.
rats?	Yeah, big ones. What do the Nazis want with you Dad?
there were rats, dad.	Rats?
if only i could have been with you.	There were rats, Dad.
no, dad. you did. forty years.	If only I could have been with you.
...you did it.	No, Dad. You did. Forty years.
alexandretta... of course... on the pilgrim trail from the eastern empire. oh, junior...	...you did it.
alexandretta.  it's a great moment in henry's life. he turns aside, lost to himself for a moment, then turns to indy with joy.	Alexandretta... of course... on the pilgrim trail from the Eastern Empire. Oh, Junior...
and his shield... the inscription on sir richard's shield...?	Alexandretta.  It's a great moment in Henry's life. He turns aside, lost to himself for a moment, then turns to Indy with joy.
well, what was left of him.	And his shield... the inscription on Sir Richard's shield...?
he was actually there? you saw him?	Well, what was left of him.
found it.	He was actually there? You saw him?
i knew it. and the tomb of sir richard?	Found it.
right.	I knew it. And the tomb of Sir Richard?
through the library?	Right.
i got it and i used it. we found the entrance to the catacombs.	Through the library?
humpf -- so i was wrong this time. but by god, i wasn't wrong when i mailed you my diary. you obviously got it.	I got it and I used it. We found the entrance to the catacombs.
dad, they come in through the doors.	Good point.
well, i am sorry about your head, though. but i thought you were one of them.	Dad, they come in through the doors.
no! dad, get your stuff. we've got to get out of here.	Well, I am sorry about your head, though. But I thought you were one of them.
don't worry -- i'm fine.	Thank God!
i'll never forgive myself --	Don't worry -- I'm fine.
and the head.  you hit me, dad!	I'll never forgive myself --
oh, it breaks the heart.	And the head.  You hit me, Dad!
but what are you doing here?	I came to get you! What do you think?
don't call me that, please.	But what are you doing here?
it is you junior!	Don't call me that, please.
no, dad. you listen to me --	Junior!
then wait -- count to twenty.	No, Dad. You listen to me --
it's important!	Then wait -- count to twenty.
out!	It's important!
dad!	Out!
i'm not exactly... a knight. what do you mean?	I was chosen because I was the bravest and the most worthy. The honor was mine until another came to challenge me to single combat. I pass it to you who vanquished me.
you're strangely dressed... for a knight.	I'm not exactly... a knight. What do you mean?
a long time to wait.	You're strangely dressed... for a knight.
that was seven hundred years ago.	A long time to wait.
the last of three brothers who swore an oath to find the grail and to guard it.	That was seven hundred years ago.
who are you?	The last of three brothers who swore an oath to find the Grail and to guard it.
i knew you'd come, but my strength has left me.	Who are you?
where's my father?	They have them. In the belly of that steel beast.
compensation for my brother-in-law's car. indy, your father and brody --	Where's my father?
sallah, i said no camels! that's five camels. can't you count?	Compensation for my brother-in-law's car. Indy, your father and Brody --
but, indy --	No camels!
i don't need camels.	But, Indy --
i'll take the camels.	I don't need camels.
i'm going after those horses.	I'll take the camels.
that car belonged to my brother-in- law.	Come on -- come on!
what happened to marcus, sallah?	Ah, they set out across the desert this afternoon. I believe they took Mister Brody with them.
get that camel out of the way!	What happened to Marcus, Sallah?
i didn't come for the cup of christ. i came to find my father.	In that case, God be with you in your quest. Your father is being held in the Castle of Brunwald on the Austrian-German border.
ask yourself, why do you seek the cup of christ? is it for his glory, or for yours?	I didn't come for the Cup of Christ. I came to find my father.
and why were you trying to kill me?	The secret of the Grail has been safe for a thousand years. And for all that time the Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword has been prepared to do anything to keep it safe.
my name is kazim.	And why were you trying to kill me?
who are you?	My name is Kazim.
if you let me go, i will tell you where he is.	Who are you?
all right! where's my father	If you let me go, I will tell you where he is.
no, doctor jones. it's yours!	All right! Where's my father
this is your last chance.	No, Doctor Jones. It's yours!
my soul is prepared. how's yours?	This is your last chance.
then we'll die.	My soul is prepared. How's yours?
if you don't let go, doctor jones, we'll both die.	Then we'll die.
where is he? talk -- or you're dead. damn it, tell me! tell me!	If you don't let go, Doctor Jones, we'll both die.
no.	Where is he? Talk -- or you're dead. Damn it, tell me! Tell me!
my father was looking for the holy grail. did you kill him too?	No.
because you're looking for the holy grail.	My father was looking for the Holy Grail. Did you kill him too?
why are you trying to kill us?	Because you're looking for the Holy Grail.
i'm sure that will please the maharajah, captain.	As I said before, we'd be happy to escort you to Delhi.
well, mr. prime minister, my report will duly note that we found nothing unusual here in pankot.	I'm sure that will please the Maharajah, Captain.
dr. jones, you know very well that the thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century.	Of course. The Thuggees were an obscenity that worshipped Kali with human sacrifices. The British Army wiped them out about the time of the Mutiny of 1857.
just a routine inspection tour.	The British worry so about their Empire -- it makes us feel like well- cared-for children.
captain blumburtt and his troops are here to check up on the "natives".	Just a routine inspection tour.
then she must have run out of the room and you found her.	Did you discover anything in that tunnel, Dr. Jones?
miss scott panicked?	When she saw the insects she passed out cold. I carried her back to her room. She was sleeping when I re- entered the tunnel to look around.
i've spent by life crawling around in caves and tunnels -- i shouldn't have let somebody like willie go in there with me.	Miss Scott panicked?
rather bizarre menu, wouldn't you say?	Even if they were trying to scare us away, a devout Hindu would never touch meat.  Makes you wonder what these people are...
i'm sure it's nothing. just rumors.  what was it they claimed was stolen?	Something magical. A sacred rock.
the prime minister doesn't seem that naive.	No, he's a very shrewd old boy. Power behind the throne and all that. He actually runs this whole province.
this is a different situation, dr. jones. these people are like children. we have to lead them slowly into the twentieth century.	The Prime Minister doesn't seem that naive.
you're hanging on better here than you did in america.	This is a different situation, Dr. Jones. These people are like children. We have to lead them slowly into the twentieth century.
of course. admittedly, it's taken time. britain's controlled india for almost two hundred years now.	You're hanging on better here than you did in America.
you think so?	Of course. Admittedly, it's taken time. Britain's controlled India for almost two hundred years now.
thank god all that mumbo jumbo rubbish is disappearing.	You think so?
it's like the voodoo dolls of west africa. the kryta represents your enemy -- and gives you complete power over him.	Thank God all that mumbo jumbo rubbish is disappearing.
charming.	It's like the voodoo dolls of West Africa. The kryta represents your enemy -- and gives you complete power over him.
no. but i am interested in the occult. and this is a kryta.	Charming.
interested in local curios?	No. But I am interested in the occult. And this is a kryta.
who?	It's some kind of cult! And they've got the sacred stones that Indy was searching for.
what?	We found a tunnel that leads to a temple below the palace! Please, come with me, I'll show you!
no -- you can't go! something awful's happened. they've got short round and i think indy's been --	What?
jones isn't in his room. miss scott -- my troops are leaving at dawn if you want us to escort you to delhi --	No -- you can't go! Something awful's happened. They've got Short Round and I think Indy's been --
i believe we're being called to dinner.	Finally!
i sense the fumes of opium in all this. perhaps miss scott picked up the habit in shanghai.	What're you talking about -- I'm not a dope fiend! I saw it! I'll show you!
miss scott, you're not making any sense.	I'm afraid they'll kill them! We saw horrible things down there -- they had a human sacrifice and they ripped a man's heart out!
his highness has not yet taken a wife.	No? Well, I guess he just hasn't met the right woman...
listen, mr. lal, what do you call the maharajah's wife?	His Highness has not yet taken a wife.
they will escort you to your rooms now. you will be provided with fresh clothes. tonight you will be dining with his highness.	Dinner? And with a prince?! My luck is changing. But look at me -- my god, I've to get ready!
oh -- good. and maybe the present maharajah is a little younger? and thinner?	They will escort you to your rooms now. You will be provided with fresh clothes. Tonight you will be dining with His Highness.
no, no, that is uhmed singh, the present maharajah's late father.	Oh -- good. And maybe the present Maharajah is a little younger? And thinner?
he's not exactly what we call "a spring chicken".	No, no, that is Uhmed Singh, the present Maharajah's late father.
the plane crash and your journey here sound -- most incredible.	You should have been there...
hard to believe, isn't it...?	I remember first hearing your name when I was studying at Oxford. I am Chattar Lal, Prime Minister for His Highness the Maharajah of Pankot.
you understand what he tells us?	Kali Ma protects us now and for ever, and we must pledge our devotion by worshipping her with an offering of flesh and blood!
mola ram is telling the faithful of out victory. he says the british have left the palace, which proves kali ma's new power.	Yes, I understand.
that was a misunderstanding.	Exactly what we have here, Dr. Jones.
and didn't the sultan of madagascar threaten to cut your head off if you ever returned to his country?	That was a misunderstanding.
the newspapers exaggerated the incident.	And didn't the Sultan of Madagascar threaten to cut your head off if you ever returned to his country?
dr. jones, we are all vulnerable to vicious rumors. i seem to remember that in honduras you were accused of being a grave robber rather than a scientist.	The newspapers exaggerated the incident.
i was dubious myself at first. then something connected -- the village's rock and the old legend of the sankara stones...	Dr. Jones, we are all vulnerable to vicious rumors. I seem to remember that in Honduras you were accused of being a grave robber rather than a scientist.
when they lost this rock their fields and animals died. they also said their children were taken from them.	I think that's enough of this nonsense, Dr. Jones...
there, you see, captain. a rock!	When they lost this rock their fields and animals died. They also said their children were taken from them.
dr. jones, in our country a guest does not usually insult his host.	Sorry, I thought we were just talking about folklore.
you know the villagers also claimed that this palace stole something from them.	Dr. Jones, in our country a guest does not usually insult his host.
their stories are just fear and folklore.	Maybe... but how do you explain The Thuggee shrine I saw right below the palace?
well, i don't know... we came here from a small village and the peasants there told us that the pankot palace was growing powerful again -- because of some ancient evil.	Their stories are just fear and folklore.
there are no stories anymore.	Well, I don't know... we came here from a small village and the peasants there told us that the Pankot Palace was growing powerful again -- because of some ancient evil.
i suppose stories of the thuggees die hard.	There are no stories anymore.
a very fine collection of very old pieces, don't you think?	Yes, very fine. But not all of the pieces look old. Some were carved recently and look like images used by the Thuggees to worship the goddess Kali.
i had a question, mr. prime minister. i was examining some of the maharajah's artifacts.	A very fine collection of very old pieces, don't you think?
we'd appreciate it if the maharajah would let us stay tonight. we'll be on out way in the morning.	I am only his humble servant, but the Maharajah usually listens to my advice.
lost? no, we're not lost. we're on our way to delhi. this is miss scott -- and mr. round. my name's indiana jones.	Dr. Jones? The eminent archaeologist?
i would say you look rather lost.  but then i cannot imagine where in the world the three of you would look at home...	Lost? No, we're not lost. We're on our way to Delhi. This is Miss Scott -- and Mr. Round. My name's Indiana Jones.
now what about the antidote, lao.	At last I have the ashes of my sacred ancestor!
what's that?	A bonus, Dr. Jones. That is poison. You just drank the rest of it.
next time i'll cut off more than his finger.	Dr. Jones -- I want Nurhachi.
you have insulted my son.	Next time I'll cut off more than his finger.
so, it is true, dr. jones? you found nurhachi?	Sure, I found him. Then last night I had a little trouble. Somebody tried to slit my throat.
you never told me you spoke my language, dr. jones.	I don't like to show off.
lao she.	Nee chin lie how ma?
dr. jones.	Lao She.
let up on the brake!	What?
read you loud and clear, indy!	Let up on the brake!
slow on the curves or we'll fly off the tracks!	Read you loud and clear, Indy!
come one, what's wrong?	Behind you!
this is nainsukh -- from the village. they bring him here to dig in the mines.	Why?
why they glow like that?	Legend says that when the stones are brought together the diamonds inside of them will glow.
the village knew their rock was magic -- but they didn't know it was one of the lost sankara stones...	Why they glow like that?
what does it mean, indy?	"Follow in the footsteps of Shiva. Do not betray his truth."
get to sleep indy -- i stay up and keep eye on things...	Okay, Shorty... see you in the morning... I'm going to have a little -- word with Willie.
he was afraid of you. he knows a tough guy when he sees one.	Yeah, that's what happened...
indy, they glow like fire and get real crazy! then he talk in this real scary voice!	He was afraid of you. He knows a tough guy when he sees one.
no.	Indy, they glow like fire and get real crazy! Then he talk in this real scary voice!
next time i flatten him! did you see his eyes?	No.
you don't like him do you?	Next time I flatten him! Did you see his eyes?
that little maharajah think he big stuff.	You don't like him do you?
what you look at, indy?	Just a statue.
indy, look!	That's it. Pankot Palace.
i ride with you, indy?	Nope, you got a little surprise over there, Shorty.
indy, they make our plane crash? to get you here?	It's just superstition, Shorty. Like a ghost story.
indy?	Okay, Shorty.
you got the tickets, short round?	Sure, Indy -- three tickets! You, me and Wu Han --
step on it, short round!	Okey-doke, Indy! Hold onto your potatoes!
wow! holy smoke! crash landing!	Step on it, Short Round!
no, the stones are mine!	You're betrayed Shiva.
give me the stones!	Mola Ram -- you're about to meet Kali -- in Hell!
that's far enough!	You are in no position to give orders, Dr. Jones.
nobody can say you don't have a vivid imagination.	You do not believe me? You will, Dr. Jones. You will become a true believer.
they dig for the gems to support our cause. they also search for the last two stones. soon we will have all five sankara stones and the thuggees will be all powerful!	Nobody can say you don't have a vivid imagination.
that's what you've got these children -- these slaves digging for?	They dig for the gems to support our cause. They also search for the last two stones. Soon we will have all five Sankara Stones and the Thuggees will be all powerful!
no. they are here -- somewhere. a century ago when the british raided this temple and butchered my people, a loyal priest hid the last two stones down here in the catacombs.	That's what you've got these children -- these slaves digging for?
two are still missing.	No. They are here -- somewhere. A century ago when the British raided this temple and butchered my people, a loyal priest hid the last two stones down here in the catacombs.
there were five stones in the beginning. over the centuries they were dispersed by wars, sold off by thieves like you...	Two are still missing.
nobody's perfect. the way i heard it, you stole one of them from a small village.	There were five stones in the beginning. Over the centuries they were dispersed by wars, sold off by thieves like you...
you were caught trying to steal the sankara stones.	Nobody's perfect. The way I heard it, you stole one of them from a small village.
you will find them when you find sivlalinga.	I'm sorry, I don't know how I can help you here.
but why would the maharajah take this sacred stone?	They say we must pray to their evil god. We say we will not.
long ago -- before my father's father.	And it had three lines painted across it?  The lines represent the three levels of the universe. I've seen stones like the one you lost.
was the stone very smooth?  it was probably brought here from a sacred river.	Long ago -- before my father's father.
nobody brought us here. our plane crashed. we were shot down by --	No. We pray to Krishna to help us find the stone. It was Krishna who made you fall from sky -- so you can got to Pankot Palace. To find sivalinga -- and bring back to us.
it is why krishna brought you here.	Nobody brought us here. Our plane crashed. We were shot down by --
what evil?	They came from Palace and took sivalinga from out village.
the evil starts in pankot. then like monsoon, it moves darkness over all country.	What evil?
i don't understand. what's happened here?	The evil starts in Pankot. Then like monsoon, it moves darkness over all country.
it is pankot palace that kills my village.	I don't understand. What's happened here?
no. now there is new maharajah -- and palace is powerful again.	It is Pankot Palace that kills my village.
hasn't the pankot palace been deserted since the mutiny of 1857?	No. Now there is new Maharajah -- and palace is powerful again.
you will go to palace there.	Hasn't the Pankot palace been deserted since the Mutiny of 1857?
pankot isn't on the way to delhi.	You will go to palace there.
on the way to delhi, you will stop at pankot.	Pankot isn't on the way to Delhi.
you didn't do so well yourself. finding that stone could've gotten you all the fortune and glory you were talking about.	It's still a long way to Delhi. Who knows what might happen.
well, you didn't get your prince, and there goes your diamond.	You didn't do so well yourself. Finding that stone could've gotten you all the fortune and glory you were talking about.
and they don't even know what it really is.	Well, you didn't get your prince, and there goes your diamond.
the last sankara stone.	And they don't even know what it really is.
i guess mola ram got what he wanted.	Not quite.
anymore ideas...?	Yeah -- this time you're gonna help!
let her go! our only chance is outrunning them!	What above the curves?!
i can't!	Go!
what're we going to do?!	There's got to be another way out.
no... they won't kill me.	You know you've been nothing but trouble since I hooked up with you -- but I have to admit I'd miss you if I lost you...
i was scared to death last night when i thought they were going to kill you.	No... they won't kill me.
so now they believe me.	Yes, they believe you.
yes.	So now they believe me.
indy? did you talk to them?	Yes.
i want to go home...	I don't blame you... this hasn't been what you'd call a fun vacation...
you've got to go to sleep now.	I want to go home...
what?	You've got to go to sleep now.
it's okay. you're all right now.	They think I'm insane. Tell them I'm not, Indy. Please -- help me ...
you're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!	Maybe... someday.  Not today.
i'm not leaving without those stones.	You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
down? down there?! are you crazy!	I'm not leaving without those stones.
i'm going down.	Down? Down there?! Are you crazy!
wait -- what're you doing?	I'm going down.
let's go! let's get out of here!	Quiet!
oh my god! he ripped out his -- he killed him!	No... the heart's still beating!
it's a thuggee ceremony. they're worshipping kali, the goddess of death and destruction.	Oh my God! He ripped out his -- he killed him!
what is it...?	It's a Thuggee ceremony. They're worshipping Kali, the goddess of Death and Destruction.
oh god, it's soft -- it's moving!	Willie!
that's it -- the release lever -- look inside!	I am -- it looks horrible!
there's a hole! i found a square hole!	That's it -- the release lever -- look inside!
a fulcrum release lever!	I can't find any lever! Help me Indy!
a what?!	A fulcrum release lever!
get us out! willie, shut up and listen! there's got to be a fulcrum release! look around!	A what?!
there's bugs! bugs all over! help! help me!	Willie, open the door! GET US OUT OF HERE!
willie?!	I'm coming, what's the rush?! Ohh! What's that?! There's stuff all over the floor! I can't see a thing!
what?!	Willie, come here! Hurry up, we're in trouble!!
you know, willie, i'll bet he's mad because they were eating his friends for dinner.	Please -- oh please, I'm going to die! Get it off!
oh no -- oh no!!	You know, Willie, I'll bet he's mad because they were eating his friends for dinner.
get -- the -- bug -- off!	Gee, I wouldn't want to touch an ugly critter like that!
what -- the bug?	Get -- the -- bug -- off!
no -- don't you see -- crawling --	What -- the bug?
five minutes... you'll be back over here in five minutes...	You're dreaming, Willie. You want to make it real, just knock on my door.
dr. jones?	Five minutes... you'll be back over here in five minutes...
don't catch cold.	Dr. Jones?
we'll see who gives in first -- i'll leave my door open.	Don't catch cold.
i think you're too used to getting you own way, willie...	We'll see who gives in first -- I'll leave my door open.
too proud to admit you're crazy about me, dr. jones?	I think you're too used to getting you own way, Willie...
you want me so bad, why don't you invite me?	Too proud to admit you're crazy about me, Dr. Jones?
you're dying to come into my room, aren't you?	You want me so bad, why don't you invite me?
you're talking to an authority in that area.	You're dying to come into my room, aren't you?
primitive sexual practices?	You're talking to an authority in that area.
yeah -- and nothing else.  that shock you?	I'm a scientist. I like doing research on certain "nocturnal activities" --
wearing your jewels to bed, princess?	Yeah -- and nothing else.  That shock you?
you're nice. listen, i'm taking applications -- how'd you like to be my palace slave?	Wearing your jewels to bed, princess?
not leftovers?	No -- real food.
cheer up, you lost your prince, but dinner's on the way.	I've never been so hungry in my life...
maybe he likes older women.	Cheer up, you lost your prince, but dinner's on the way.
that's the maharajah -- that kid?!	Maybe he likes older women.
i've always had a weakness for folk dancing.	She might get away with that act here, but she'd never make it in a real nightclub.
any more complaints?	Yeah, I wish you'd thought of this sooner...
he said he couldn't take us any farther. he has to go sell the elephants.	You mean we have to walk the rest of the way?
he's afraid of something.	He said he couldn't take us any farther. He has to go sell the elephants.
couldn't keep away, huh?	Just try and control yourself.
i think you should sleep closer.  i meant for safety.	I'd be safer sleeping with that snake.
legend says he told sankara to go forth and combat evil. to do that he gave him five sacred stones that had magical powers.	You mean magical like the rock that was stolen from that village?
that's shiva? what's he giving the priest?	Legend says he told Sankara to go forth and combat evil. To do that he gave him five sacred stones that had magical powers.
it's sanskrit. it tells the story of sankara climbing mt. kalisa where he met the hindu god shiva.	That's Shiva? What's he giving the Priest?
what does the writing say?	It's Sanskrit. It tells the story of Sankara climbing Mt. Kalisa where he met the Hindu god Shiva.
the drawing shows a priest named sankara who lived centuries ago.	What does the writing say?
is that what you're hoping to find at this palace, dr. jones?	Maybe...
yeah, but he's got to be dead and buried for a couple of thousand years.  fortune and glory...	Is that what you're hoping to find at this palace, Dr. Jones?
oh really?	Yeah, but he's got to be dead and buried for a couple of thousand years.  Fortune and glory...
i'd like to find one of those myself.	Oh really?
oh, that's easy -- i'm going to latch onto a good-looking, incredibly rich prince.	I'd like to find one of those myself.
what about the future?	Oh, that's easy -- I'm going to latch onto a good-looking, incredibly rich prince.
well, when my nightclub career was run over by the depression, some pinhead convinced me that "a girl could go places in the orient..." so, look where i got.	What about the future?
by the way, how'd you end up in shanghai?	Well, when my nightclub career was run over by the Depression, some pinhead convinced me that "a girl could go places in the Orient..." So, look where I got.
shorty's family was killed when they bombed shanghai. he was living on the streets.	He'll be okay. He's a good kid.
i met short round when he tried to pick my pocket.	Shorty's family was killed when they bombed Shanghai. He was living on the streets.
where'd you find your little bodyguard?	I met Short Round when he tried to pick my pocket.
thanks for nothing! i hate snakes!	I know the feeling...
it's starting to let go!	That's good -- you're doing fine.
what's happening?	It's starting to let go!
keep stroking it!	What's happening?
oh -- my -- god -- it's going to crush me!	Keep stroking it!
pet it on the head! go on, pet it!	Oh -- my -- god -- it's going to crush me!
the what?!	Pet it on the head! Go on, pet it!
yes, stroke it right along the maxillary and precaudal vertebrae.	THE WHAT?!
pet it??!!	Yes, stroke it right along the maxillary and precaudal vertebrae.
okay, i want you to lift your hand -- and pet the snake.	PET IT??!!
just one arm!	Okay, I want you to lift your hand -- and pet the snake.
can you move your arm?	Just one arm!
what?!	Can you move your arm?
listen, willie. do exactly what i tell you now.	What?!
don't let it curl around you!	It's curling around me! Damn it, stop talking and do something!
it's pulling me deeper!	Don't let it curl around you!
don't let it pull you deeper!	It's pulling me deeper!
what?!	First of all -- don't panic!
uh, listen -- willie -- i got a better idea.	What?!
hurry, help me out of here! what're you waiting for?!	Uh, listen -- Willie -- I got a better idea.
a snake!!	Hurry, help me out of here! What're you waiting for?!
a what...?	A SNAKE!!
a snake!	A what...?
don't worry, i'm coming in! what is it?	A snake!
indy! help me!	Don't worry, I'm coming in! What is it?
somehow i feel safer in here.	Indy! Help me!
me seduce you? honey, you're the one who took your clothes off.  i just came over to remind you that you never know what else might be in the water.	Somehow I feel safer in here.
stark naked? you wish... if you're trying to seduce me, dr. jones, this is a very primitive approach.	Me seduce you? Honey, you're the one who took your clothes off.  I just came over to remind you that you never know what else might be in the water.
hey, willie -- i think you better get out now.	Stark naked? You wish... If you're trying to seduce me, Dr. Jones, this is a very primitive approach.
what'd he say now?	It was destined that I came here -- and the future cannot be changed...
and then they took their children.	Their children?
took what?	It's a sacred stone in a shine that's supposed to protect a village.
god, i am starving, but i can't eat this...	That's more food than these people eat in a week.  They're starving, too...
dream -- nightmare is more like it.	He said that's whey they were at river -- they were waiting for the plane to fall down.
the old man saw it in a dream.	Dream -- nightmare is more like it.
what do you mean -- how?	The old man saw it in a dream.
he told me they knew i was coming here.	What do you mean -- how?
what'd he say?	He told me they knew I was coming here.
holy cow -- india? how do you know we're in --	What'd he say?
india...	Holy cow -- India? How do you know we're in --
no... i'm not cut out for the kind of life you lead.  oh no... i ripped my dress. where are we anyway?	India...
you all right?	No... I'm not cut out for the kind of life you lead.  Oh no... I ripped my dress. Where are we anyway?
are you crazy, a lift raft?! we're not sinking, we're crashing!	Get over here, damn it! Short Round, come on, grab onto me tight!
i'm freezing. what do you mean, tag along? from the minute you walked into that nightclub, you haven't been able to keep your eyes off me.	Oh yeah?
since i was nice enough to let you tag along, why don't you give your mouth a rest? okay, doll?	I'm freezing. What do you mean, tag along? From the minute you walked into that nightclub, you haven't been able to keep your eyes off me.
so, what're you supposed to be, a lion tamer?	Since I was nice enough to let you tag along, why don't you give your mouth a rest? Okay, doll?
siam.	Siam? But I'm not dressed for Siam...
i'll take the extra ticket.  where's this plane going anyway?	Siam.
what're we going to do?! where're we going?!	The airport... No, look out, Short Round! Left, left!
you don't look very good.	Poison never agrees with me.  Pull a right, Short Round, and head for the Wang Poo bridge!
don't get your hopes up -- where's the antidote?	You don't look very good.
listen, we just met for crissake! i'm not that kind of girl!	Don't get your hopes up -- where's the antidote?
relax, i've been giving him lessons.	Listen, we just met for crissake! I'm not that kind of girl!
for crying out loud, a kid's driving the car?!	Relax, I've been giving him lessons.
look out, damn it, i need that antidote!	Who cares? Where's that diamond!
hey, he's not a waiter...	No, Wu Han's an old friend I brought along.  So, the game's not over. Put the antidote on the table, Lao.
i like the service here.	Hey, he's not a waiter...
i don't appreciate being cooked like a french fry!	Willie, come on!
what for?	I'm going to puke in it...
give me your hat...	What for?
figures...	They got no food to feed them. So they taking the elephants away to sell them.
they don't cry about you. they cry about the elephants leaving.	Figures...
this is the first time anybody ever cried when i left.	They don't cry about you. They cry about the elephants leaving.
i get it!	You got it!
what are you doing?	Sending what we know back to U.S.T. via satellite.
in a way, we're like brothers... i can't have her. i want you to.	That's nice.
i'll get us out of here.	Don't worry about me. You take this time for your own, you two.....
don't worry, i owe you a lot. i'm not gonna let us rot here. i'm gonna find us a way out.	I'll get us out of here.
awwww...	I mean it!  No one else would have helped. I take it all back, everything I've said about you.
i want you to know how much i appreciate what you've done.	I want to thank you for what you've done.
i don't know how we're gonna get out of this, but we will, somehow.	I want you to know how much I appreciate what you've done.
she's so lovely. it's all my fault...i was wrong.	You're lovely.
you're a lucky man.	Yeah, sure.
she's in love with you. anyone can see that.	They can?
i know it's no good.  i've no right to be jealous.	She's in love with you. Anyone can see that.
thing is...i think i'm in love with her.	Oh no!
not really. truth is...i was ..jealous. of you.	Thing is...I think I'm in love with her.
she is beautiful.	You've changed your mind.
i was wrong. she tried to help us get away.	No. She just stayed with us. Like she did all along.
you were the one who was always suspicious of her!	I was wrong. She tried to help us get away.
now, you're too suspicious.	You were the one who was always suspicious of her!
she works for them.	Now, you're too suspicious.
rene?	She works for them.
dieter asked where i was. he expected me here. maybe someone was assigned to bring me here.	Rene?
about what?	Dieter asked where I was. He expected me here. Maybe someone was assigned to bring me here.
i have been... i think you're right.	About what?
keep thinking.	I have been... I think you're right.
i can always flush you down the toilet.	Keep thinking.
looks like you can have all you want.	I can always flush you down the toilet.
gimme a minute.	Looks like you can have all you want.
we are in a dungeon. how do we get out?	Gimme a minute.
never mind that, where are we now.	We are in a dungeon. How do we get out?
where've you been?	Never mind that, where are we now.
be quiet.	Where've you been?
what happened?	Losing power. The laser drained it.
what exactly?	I don't know.
do something.	What exactly?
pretty advanced, isn't it?	Ought to be, they stole everything and reverse-engineered it. Looks like all they need is the chip.
this may hurt.	Well, don't let it. What are you doing?
and don't let her know, either.	This may hurt.
there's a lot you don't know.	And don't let her know, either.
dieter!	GRUNER switched the chip to him, not from him, then he led us away again...to Chiang Cho.
the man we want has the pem, and is across the border by now.	Dieter!
he aready made the deal..	The man we want has the PEM, and is across the border by now.
holy...	...Shit! It's just money.
aim just in front of his face.	Aim what?
are you alright?	Just fine. I'll do the driving from now on.
i can't handle that thing.	Don't worry, I can.
do it.	I can't handle that thing.
then, why'd he lead us here.	He didn't. He left us that walkman chip to confuse us. Would have kept most people busy. We were too fast for him.
he must not know. gruner just made the switch back.	Then, why'd he lead us here.
and dieter?	He must not know. GRUNER just made the switch back.
it's in the watch. he lead us on that chase while dieter brought the chip into hong kong.	And Dieter?
while he makes the run.	Where?
he hung us up dry.	While he makes the run.
well...?	It's not the one...Wait... there's a label.
left...the one with the red dot.	Well...?
haka xuki. what's that mean?	Cash.
haka xuki.	haka xuki. What's that mean?
you said 100,000 yen for the right sony walkman.	haka xuki.
what was it? what'd i say?	You said 100,000 yen for the right Sony Walkman.
well at least talk it up, then. i feel like an idiot.	Just say the words. Just like I told you.
not sure at all.	Well at least talk it up, then. I feel like an idiot.
you sure this will work?	Not sure at all.
i've got an idea.	I was afraid of that.
plenty of circuits in a walkman...	I've got an idea.
it's him.	Come on.
i don't trust her.	Then why let her out of our sight? Besides, she's all we've got...
probably.	I don't trust her.
hiroshima! she's going, with us? are you out of your mind.	Probably.
i need a guide and you need a client...and $1000.	No. You can't trust her.
he was with gruner!	You were with GRUNER!
what?	Never mind, just say it.
i can't see a thing.	Neither can they.
door to the right. get up and run.	I can't see a thing.
a hard left. a hard left.	Door to the right. Get up and run.
ow!	A hard left. A hard left.
what are you doing?	Trying to analyze this stuff. Now...go to the medicine shelf and take ---- and ----.
you have to! quickly!	...imagine a better grape for the region.
i can't...	You have to! Quickly!
what next!	Drink lots of water.
...drink it.	Too late.
don't touch a thing.	Don't worry!
one of your instincts?	I know she's not with them. I know something else. What's bothering you isn't her.
i told you, i have a feeling...	One of your instincts?
yeah...you've fallen for her.	I told you, I have a feeling...
what are you doing? wait a minute. lets think this through.	You think. That's what you're good at.
it is a blank. this is no time for zen.	What are you doing? Wait a minute. Lets think this through.
relax. make your mind a blank.	It is a blank. This is no time for Zen.
relax. let me do this.	Relax. Make your mind a blank.
what do i do?	Relax. Let me do this.
`joe. i'm here. you're okay.	What do I do?
down to your heart. i'm gonna clean some fat out before you drop on me.	Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Al, you leave my heart alone...
where are you going?	Down to your heart. I'm gonna clean some fat out before you drop on me.
just stay here and rest.	Where are you going?
sapporo..	Just stay here and rest.
that's not funny.	Sapporo..
beer. and cakes...cookies ..anything bad.	That's not funny.
come on, she's getting away.	I can't keep up.
run, stupid!	Come on, she's getting away.
on what?	Run, stupid!
follow her.	On what?
what do i do?	Follow her.
i'm running in circles in the middle of some foreign country. i don't speak their language, they don't speak mine. i don't even know where i am. what's going to present itse........	What do I do?
we are trying to stand out. right near his address. easier to get them to come to us, than to try and find them. ..now keep your eyes open, something might present itself.	I'm running in circles in the middle of some foreign country. I don't speak their language, they don't speak mine. I don't even know where I am. What's going to present itse........
don't you think i stand out like this.	We are trying to stand out. Right near his address. Easier to get them to come to us, than to try and find them. ..now keep your eyes open, something might present itself.
fountainhead of high-tech.	Don't you think I stand out like this.
osaka?	Fountainhead of High-Tech.
osaka.	Osaka?
that's good. it's not better. where?	Osaka.
better. i found ryuji.	That's good. It's not better. Where?
you found her.	Better. I found Ryuji.
bingo.	You found her.
why don't you get out of my face.	Bingo.
some agent you are.	Why don't you get out of my face.
it wasn't like that.	Some agent you are.
you been had. we have.	It wasn't like that.
no. what will you do.	I...I'll got to the movies. That's what I'll do!
no. what do you hope? al  i hope. i just hope. that someday, you're real small, and you've got no time. and you got no one to help you. and you depend on me. and you know what i'll do?	No. What will you do.
it's not your time. i get time off.	You get time off to sleep.
and on my time.	It's not your time. I get time off.
shit! you're in love.	And on my time.
she's got the most beautiful...s	Shit! You're in love.
is that all?	Oh, you were right. They've all been here before... met just last week.
ahhh...works...ryuji... travel...just business...she's.. fine arts, university of tokyo..	Is that all?
what she say. what'd you get out of her?	Ahhh...works...Ryuji... travel...just business...She's.. Fine Arts, University of Tokyo..
i don't know!	What she say. What'd you get out of her?
what happened?	I don't know!
joe! it's 56 hours!	I mean it. You watch old tapes of the ballgame, I'll fill you in... later. I mean it.
you shut down your sensors.	Joe! It's 56 hours!
oh come on.	You shut down your sensors.
you got any books in there?	Oh come on.
what am i supposed to do?	You got any books in there?
i'll be right here. i'll keep it in mind. i'll get a lot more from her without you butting in.	What am I supposed to do?
what if she says something important?	I'll be right here. I'll keep it in mind. I'll get a lot more from her without you butting in.
it's embarrassing.	What if she says something important?
you can't listen. you can't watch either.	It's embarrassing.
what is it?	You can't listen. You can't watch either.
not her. you!	What is it?
you're doing great with her.	Not her. You!
this just won't work.	You're doing great with her.
what is it, your charm?	This just won't work.
can't tell. every time i try her, you look away. or you make noises. maybe you don't want to know.	Come on...look at her. Don't you know anything about women?... The data is skewed. We might as well go with instinct...
maybe she's telling the truth.	Can't tell. Every time I try her, you look away. Or you make noises. Maybe you don't want to know.
she's the toughest to read.	Maybe she's telling the truth.
even rene?	She's the toughest to read.
your data must be bad. everyone can't be lying all the time.	Even Rene?
voice stress analyzer.	Your data must be bad. Everyone can't be lying all the time.
how do you know?	Voice stress analyzer.
they're all in it.	How do you know?
joe, be careful!	...I've lost something. I must get it back.
my coast is maine, actually. we have a place in bar harbor...and a bar in sutton place.	Don't get too cute.
he recognises you, throw him off.	My coast is Maine, actually. We have a place in Bar Harbor...And a bar in Sutton Place.
i don't know what's going on.	It lends you an air of mystery.
just don't show fear.	I don't know what's going on.
the blond...gruner. a killer.	Killer!
which one?	The blond...GRUNER. A killer.
i feel like an idiot.	Just hold them close and stay still.
follow that busboy.	Are you serious?
the drinks...stay on them.	Follow that busboy.
what glasses.	The drinks...Stay on them.
who are they? stay on them, will you. how can we find out...wait. the glasses.	What glasses.
pan the group, will you. if you're right, at least one of them...is involved.	That's a big if.
you got a better idea, you tell me. other than her, there's no one here i know.	Pan the group, will you. If you're right, at least one of them...is involved.
who, me?	You got a better idea, you tell me. Other than her, there's no one here I know.
you're not just after this girl, are you?	Who, me?
get close to them.	That place. By the window.
they both look good to me.	You have no taste.
the beautiful one.	They both look good to me.
which one is she?	The beautiful one.
doesn't.	Which one is she?
you want sophistication, it don't come cheap.	Doesn't.
what did that cost?	You want sophistication, it don't come cheap.
not that tie with that coat.	Why not?!
it is my business. it's my name.	But the rest is me. I'll dress like I want.
mind your own business.	It is my business. It's my name.
much too blue.	Not blue enough.
you really like that shirt?	This...is not going to work out.
looks like...the optic nerve. i can see out!	You really like that shirt?
what is it?	Looks like...the optic nerve. I can see out!
what's nothing look like? ...it looks like nothing.	Is something glinting?
but what's it look like?	What's nothing look like? ...it looks like nothing.
now, where would i be?	What are you looking at?
yeah. i did it.	But, you've got to have... sophistication ...savoir faire.
well you did it today.	Yeah. I did it.
i'm not some hot shot test pilot. i'm not some playboy. i don't usually pick up girls.	Well you did it today.
rene...	I'm not some hot shot test pilot. I'm not some playboy. I don't usually pick up girls.
you stumbled around. remember, you've got my id, you've got to be me, not some stumblebum.	Rene...
i made it work.	You stumbled around. Remember, you've got my ID, you've got to be me, not some stumblebum.
it worked.	I made it work.
yeah. some help. that poetry really killed her.	It worked.
good thing i'm here to do the thinking.	Yeah. Some help. That poetry really killed her.
maybe they won't stand on ceremony.	Good thing I'm here to do the thinking.
without your pants.	Maybe they won't stand on ceremony.
to the hotel. to register.	Without your pants.
where are you going?	To the hotel. To register.
...rene...	Where are you going?
what happened?	...Rene...
...joe.	No...you idiot!
what?	Touch some part of her body. Trust me. It works.
touch her.	What?
where is she staying?	Where are you staying?
wait.	Where is she staying?
wait.	Wait.
.	.
what?	Anything. Aw hell...Just tell her the truth.
don't just stand there, say something.	What?
what do i do?	Don't just stand there, say something.
help me out, will you?	What can I do? You're on your own.
which language?	How should I know?
try another language.	Which language?
she doesn't seem to understand.	Try another language.
what's happening?	She doesn't seem to understand.
you're beautiful..	What's happening?
what is it?	She's beautiful...! What do I do?
you're out of shape.	What is it?
she's...pretty fast.	You're out of shape.
this must be business, there's nothing else here.	Follow it.
a girl.	This must be business, there's nothing else here.
what was?	A girl.
beautiful!	What was?
what? what do you mean?	Are you screwing with any nerves?
al, are you doing anything in there?	What? What do you mean?
now lie down somewhere quiet and rest, i'll be back in a while.	Where are you going? Wait!
for chrissakes, it's only sand. you should see some of the stuff that's floating around in here. that sand's the cleanest thing in you, including me. now eat it!	Now lie down somewhere quiet and rest, I'll be back in a while.
it's sand.	For chrissakes, it's only sand. You should see some of the stuff that's floating around in here. That sand's the cleanest thing in you, including me. Now EAT it!
why not?	It's sand.
i don't want to eat it.	Why not?
eat it.	I don't want to eat it.
eat it?	Eat it.
the sand.	Eat it?
now what?	The sand.
i'm living on freeze dried limas and ham. just eat it.	Now what?
you eat it. you know what this stuff tastes like?	I'm living on freeze dried limas and ham. Just eat it.
you eat it.	You eat it. You know what this stuff tastes like?
here...all the seaweed you want. now, what?	You eat it.
little late for that.	Here...all the seaweed you want. Now, what?
take it easy, now. don't want you in over your head.	Little late for that.
good idea!	Take it easy, now. Don't want you in over your head.
swim.	Good Idea!
the sky, the sun, the sea... there's no one here. it's deserted. what now?	Swim.
do you notice anything.	The sky, the sun, the sea... There's no one here. It's deserted. What now?
...just beautiful.	Do you notice anything.
what is it?	...Just beautiful.
holy shit!	What is it?
just get there.	Holy shit!
eating sushi?	Just get there.
how else do you get seaweed under your nails?	Eating sushi?
the beach?	How else do you get seaweed under your nails?
the beach.	The beach?
now what?	The beach.
because you got my id. now brace yourself. i'm gonna try something with your glands.	You leave my glands alone!
i don't want to be you. i don't even like you, why would i want to be you?	Because you got my ID. Now brace yourself. I'm gonna try something with your glands.
you'll be me.	I don't want to be you. I don't even like you, why would I want to be you?
oh yeah, to what?	You'll be me.
nothing, but it's yours. change it. change your whole persona.	Oh yeah, to what?
what's wrong with how i carry myself.	Nothing, but it's yours. Change it. Change your whole persona.
it's attitude...how you carry yourself.	What's wrong with how I carry myself.
it's just not enough.	It's attitude...how you carry yourself.
we'll change your appearance.	It's just not enough.
they'll know who i am.	We'll change your appearance.
...and a license to kill...	Well, if not to kill, then to bother and annoy.
i'll get in trouble.	You are in trouble. Now do it.
who cares?	I'll get in trouble.
it's illegal.	Who cares?
why not?	It's illegal.
i can't do that.	Why not?
use my credit cards.	I can't do that.
i don't have any.	Use my credit cards.
what about it?	I don't have any.
what about money?	What about it?
we get on a plane.	We get on which plane?
you mean...just leave.	We get on a plane.
who?...  wait a minute! i'm no agent, secret or otherwise. and..i'm alone.	You are not alone. But you are incon- picuous...and, with our abilities...
send a man there. a secret agent.	Who?...  Wait a minute! I'm no agent, secret or otherwise. And..I'm alone.
what do we do?	Send a man there. A secret agent.
what is it?	Composition of the sand, ...trace elements..unique...
what am i supposed to do?	Nothing. You just do nothing.
don't talk, i told you. you just screwed it up.	What am I supposed to do?
who is it?	Not who. A data bank. Just keep your ear to the phone and don't make a sound.
i'm at the airport.	Good. Get to a phone.
i'm back.	I'm at the airport.
i'll be out of touch for a while. just get to the airport.	The airport! Hey, wait a minute.
just scratched my arm, why?	I'll be out of touch for a while. Just get to the airport.
wait a minute. the fight. where did he get you?	Just scratched my arm, why?
nothing!	Wait a minute. The fight. Where did he get you?
anything...a feeling...a smell..?	Nothing!
i don't wanna be you. i wanna go home.	You can't go home. When UST finds we're gone, they'll come after you and put us away.
you do. to get out of here. you're gonna be me.	I don't wanna be you. I wanna go home.
you need id in there?	You do. To get out of here. You're gonna be me.
don't know.	You need ID in there?
gone where?	Don't know.
they think we're safe here. they don't really need us. they're probably long gone.	Gone where?
that's not a good idea.	They think we're safe here. They don't really need us. They're probably long gone.
that's it. they know i'm in here. we've got to find them.	That's not a good idea.
black suits and helmets.	That's it. They know I'm in here. We've got to find them.
what do you mean?	Black suits and helmets.
like the guys that attacked us.	What do you mean?
oh my god...what did he look like, the man?	I can't remember..
who did?	The man.
i was thirsty. he told me to get a drink.	Who did?
is it familiar? have you been here before.	I was thirsty. He told me to get a drink.
a lab and equipment.	Is it familiar? Have you been here before.
take a left and your next right.	Where are we going?
corridor a.	Take a left and your next right.
what does it say.	Corridor A.
which way do i go?	What does it say.
with authority!	Which way do I go?
just walk down the hall?	With Authority!
go out, take your first left.	Just walk down the hall?
now what.	Go out, take your first left.
see the codelock? punch this in. 26993	Now what.
door's locked.	See the codelock? Punch this in. 26993
we have to get out of here.	Door's locked.
i don't like the sound of that.	We have to get out of here.
sue them.	I'll sue.
they'll have to take you apart. ...piece by piece.	Why don't you just get out, leave me alone.
i'm not gonna make it easy.	They'll have to take you apart. ...piece by piece.
find you?	I'm not gonna make it easy.
ever think of what they might have to do to find me?	Find You?
think of the scientific data we'll gain. come on, lets get out of here.	I'm not leaving until you do.
thanks.	Think of the scientific data we'll gain. Come on, lets get out of here.
we're a team...my...talent. your... mobility.	Thanks.
i did. i brought you back here.	We're a team...My...talent. Your... mobility.
you gotta help.	I did. I brought you back here.
what do you mean we.	You gotta help.
you're the one talking to a little guy in your head.  ...we'll have to do it on our own.	What do you mean we.
you are crazy!	You're the one talking to a little guy in your head.  ...We'll have to do it on our own.
i am. you are.	You are CRAZY!
yeah...who is?	I am. You are.
they're busy covering their asses. they're not the type of people we need."	Yeah...Who is?
well...they sure as hell aren't gonna get it for you.	They're busy covering their asses. They're not the type of people we need."
i'd be helpless and useless. they don't have the pem. without that...there's no chance.	Well...they sure as hell aren't gonna get it for you.
they could put you back in the tube..	I'd be helpless and useless. They don't have the PEM. Without that...there's no chance.
joe or what?	I don't know. I don't want to find out.
it can't take that long.	Why?
did you hear that?	Yeah.  Al wants to talk to you!
i don't know...to get al.	No. Don't tell the guards.
calm down! act rational.	How do you act when someone trys to kill you?
you have no choice, you're involved. will you help?	Calm Down! Act rational.
i don't know anything. i just want to go home.	You have no choice, you're involved. Will you help?
why? al  you know too much.	I don't know anything. I just want to go home.
too late...they want you.	Why? AL  You know too much.
i want out.	Too late...They want you.
get your breathing down. you sound like a cement mixer.	Can't see a Goddamn thi..
then what are you stopping for?	Get your breathing down. You sound like a cement mixer.
i wouldn't say that.	Then what are you stopping for?
now what?	Whatever you do, just...don't stop.
this is a fiesta!	Now what?
outrun them.	This is a Fiesta!
what do i do?	Outrun them.
what'd he look like?	He's not the problem. It's the van in the back.
nothing. just the cyclist. he's passed us.	What'd he look like?
what's that?	Nothing. Just the cyclist. He's passed us.
still clear. just a motorcycle.	What's that?
behind us?	Still clear. Just a motorcycle.
no one. maybe i dreamed it all up.	Behind us?
anyone there?	No one. Maybe I dreamed it all up.
if i get you back to the lab, will you get out of my head?	If I'm real, they'll get me out. If I'm not, they'll treat you. Either way you'll be better off than you are now. You'll get a reward.
i'll tell you what to say.	If I get you back to the lab, will you get out of my head?
oh...gooood!	I'll tell you what to say.
i'll talk to them.	Oh...Gooood!
why not?	I'll talk to them.
no they won't.	Why not?
why don't you?	No they won't.
sorry...all this...buzzing in my head.  why don't i just take you back to ust?	Why don't you?
you weren't listening!	Sorry...all this...buzzing in my head.  Why don't I just take you back to UST?
who was that? somebody out there?	You weren't listening!
what was that?	Who was that? Somebody out there?
with a man in my head...	Yeah.
you'll be alive.	With a man in my head...
yes...yes...i'll explain it all. just put the gun down.	You'll be alive.
why he's argumentative?	Yes...Yes...I'll explain it all. Just put the gun down.
yeah.	Why he's argumentative?
yeah joe why there's a little man in my head?	Yeah.
you're gonna explain.	Yeah JOE Why there's a little man in my head?
you're not crazy. don't...wait a minute, just let me explain.	You're gonna explain.
then i'm crazy.	You're not crazy. Don't...wait a minute, just let me explain.
of course you do!	Then I'm crazy.
hear voices don't i.	Of course you do!
you're not crazy.	Hear voices don't I.
used to be, things were bad. no job...no money...no girl. now i got all that and i'm crazy too.	You're not crazy.
don't do it.  don't aim at the head.	Used to be, things were bad. No job...no money...no girl. Now I got all that and I'm crazy too.
yep.	Don't do it.  Don't aim at the head.
are you crazy?	Yep.
kill myself.	Are you crazy?
what for?	Kill myself.
loading a gun.	What for?
what are you doing?	Loading a gun.
you said it.	What are you doing?
i know...it sounds insane.	You said it.
i just went there for a job.	Then how'd I get here?
you've heard of u.s.t.?	I just went there for a job.
no.	You've heard of U.S.T.?
the nicholson node. i suppose you haven't heard of that either.	No.
i don't know what you're talking about.	The Nicholson Node. I suppose you haven't heard of that either.
yeah. what did you do? you explain it. ...why i'm not at the lab right now, in my tube, with my crew. explain that!	I don't know what you're talking about.
me? what'd i do?	Yeah. What did you do? You explain it. ...why I'm not at the lab right now, in my tube, with my crew. Explain that!
look! i didn't ask to be in you. don't blame me for it. you did it.	Me? What'd I do?
i'm trying to get you to listen to reason.	Look! I didn't ask to be in you. Don't blame me for it. You did it.
are you threatening me?	I'm trying to get you to listen to reason.
you've heard of the pem114...	That a new Datsun?
i told you, my name is al.	What are you doing in my head, Al?
it's my head, i'll be the judge of that. anyway, who are you?	I told you, my name is Al.
quit screwing around, this is important.	It's my head, I'll be the judge of that. Anyway, who are you?
well...if you're in my head... to you, i'm...god!	Quit screwing around, this is important.
yeah...who?	Well...If you're in my head... to you, I'm...GOD!
who am i?	Yeah...Who?
who are you?	Who am I?
i'm working on it. soon as i find the right nerve bundle.	Nerve bundle! What are you doing? You just leave the nerve bundles right where they are.
kind of an oversight, wouldn't you say.	I'm working on it. Soon as I find the right nerve bundle.
right.	Kind of an oversight, wouldn't you say.
you're in my head, you can talk to me and hear what i say, but you can't see anything.	Right.
no.	You're in my head, you can talk to me and hear what I say, but you can't see anything.
my place, can't you see?	No.
where are we now?	My place, can't you see?
somebody's been here.	Where are we now?
shut up!	Somebody's been here.
yeah?	Shut up!
do me a favor, al.	Yeah?
...i need to make a phone call.	Do me a favor, Al.
go home. good idea. get some rest.	...I need to make a phone call.
why don't we go home?	Go home. Good idea. Get some rest.
what street?! we're walking down queer street. we coming to dopey drive. we're about to be put somewhere quiet where they won't mind that we talk to ourselves.	Why don't we go home?
what street?	What street?! We're walking down QUEER STREET. We coming to Dopey Drive. We're about to be put somewhere quiet where they won't mind that we talk to ourselves.
where are we? we're on the street. we're walking down the street. we're talking to ourselves. people are staring at us.	What street?
where are we?	Where are we? We're on the street. We're walking down the street. We're talking to ourselves. People are staring at us.
what??? you lose your lease on a condo?	Where are we?
i just got here.	What??? You lose your lease on a condo?
you're in my head? you don't know my name?	I just got here.
what is your name?	You're in my head? You don't know my name?
no...no...it's nothing.. rehearsing a play...  what light through yonder window breaks...it is al... and he's in my head.	What is your name?
i see...	No...no...it's nothing.. Rehearsing a play...  What light through yonder window breaks...It is Al... and he's in my head.
yes.	I see...
your name is al...	Yes.
yes.	Your name is Al...
you're in my head...	Yes.
yes?	This candid camera?
al.	Yes?
al.	Al.
who?	Al.
me.	Who?
who was it?	Me.
it wasn't him.	Who was it?
arrrgh!	It wasn't him.
why not.	Arrrgh!
don't do that.	Why not.
...reporting....him... ventriloquism...on a bus	Don't do that.
what's going on?	...reporting....him... ventriloquism...On a bus
i'm reporting you to the .....transit authority!!!	What's going on?
try me.	I'm...inside you.
you're not gonna believe this...	Try me.
where are you,...al?	You're not gonna believe this...
al ???!!!	Where are you,...Al?
my name is al.	Al ???!!!
who's you?	My name is AL.
no, not her. me.	Who's you?
i know you did!	No, not her. Me.
i said something.	I know you did!
you just got a mickey.	RYUJI Bandaio. Grown near here.
joe it's not love. it's like. it's real strong like. and i got your information. now, get off my back!	Some friend you are! You know what I hope?
i've got twenty hours left. i could die in here. and you're falling in love.	JOE It's not love. It's like. It's real strong like. And I got your information. Now, get off my back!
joe what abilities...?	Face it, we're the men for the job. Besides, if someone is really chasing you, the best way to avoid them is to keep moving ...and FIND THE GODDAMN PEM.
joe what does some island have to do with this? it's a mistake?	It's all we've got.
go-toe. it's some islands.	JOE What does some island have to do with this? It's a mistake?
joe       go to, what the hell does that mean?!!	GO-TOE. It's some islands.
i knew you were trouble.	Trouble...is, if we both get stuck here.
then what?	I knew you were trouble.
let us get to the border!	Then what?
what kind of a deal?	Let us get to the border!
nice?	In my own way...I want you to know that...I love you.
i didn't do anything.	I know we fight, but I don't mean it. You're quite a guy. No one else could have dealt with this.
i'm...scared.	Look, I don't know how we're gonna get out of this.
can you fly this?	Don't worry.
i'm against it.	I insist.
we've ruined his market in japan.. where's dieter?	Dieter?
oh, i can't.	Good.
no!	Oh, I can't.
what is your name?	Don't give her your name.
i've seen that before. never had anyone actually do it.	Do what? What'd you do?
what part what?	The best part. She'll love it.
doesn't matter.	What part what?
it'll remind me of you.	Works like a charm when I use it. You didn't say it right.
sorry...	It'll remind me of you.
not that truth!	Aren't we all.
they have stolen state property.	What a nerve!
it's a long story.	ya hyutn slulptsa?
in him?	It's a long story.
joe's escaped. dieter's in him.	In him?
what happened?	Joe's escaped. Dieter's in him.
no. if anything happened, you'd be stuck in there like he was.	I take the last chip in with me. I use it, to control re-enlargement, from inside.
me.	No. If anything happened, you'd be stuck in there like he was.
who's our little man?	Me.
if there is a pod inside him, we'll find it, and bring it out for study.	Who's our little man?
i'll prove it. we'll repeat their procedures...put a man in our pod, bring it down, and then...inject him.	If there is a POD inside him, We'll find it, and bring it out for study.
impossible.	I'll prove it. We'll repeat their procedures...put a man in our POD, bring it down, and then...inject him.
rene?	She found out what she could ...and delivered him here.
i knew he was following us. he diverted attention, exposed ryuji's trap..	Rene?
how about a deal?	We'll let you go. You leave the pods and the PEM.
**?!!	Newer, more powerful design.
pem115!	**?!!
you've cut your hair?	I dyed it. We're all getting old.
you didn't tell us you were coming?	Then how did you know?
bit expensive, sir.	It's the least we can do. After all, it's our responsibility.
private clinic. best of care. total privacy. we'll pay all costs.	Bit expensive, sir.
sir?	Private clinic. Best of care. Total privacy. We'll pay all costs.
doesn't matter. then put him away.	Sir?
what job?	Doesn't matter. Then put him away.
ah...no sir. he was here for a job interview.	What Job?
he work for us?	Ah...no sir. He was here for a job interview.
must be delayed effects of the drug... i'll get him out of here.	He work for us?
we'll have to let them go.	Surveilliance on them all.
we don't even know where to start. what about these people? what do we do with them?	We'll have to let them go.
you have nothing...	We don't even know where to start. What about these people? What do we do with them?
they took the tapes.	You have nothing...
surveillance cameras?	They took the tapes.
enough romance.	He's...more. Somehow, enhanced... He's...zxflbbgt!
he's not an ordinary man.	Enough ROmance.
yes?	He's not an ordinary man.
it's just money.	Hey, sit in the car. I'll get you a fee. Make up for what you lost on the tour.
well, i'm glad to see you. sorry things broke up like that.	It's just money.
that crazy guy?	Yes. Joe.
i have a new client.	That crazy guy?
what are you doing here, where've you been?	I have a new client.
we met on the beach.	Join us.
who is your friend?	We met on the beach.
and...you know jan gruner?	I think I've heard of you.
what brings you here?	I came for a rest. As, I imagine, you did. To get away with it all.
and how do you service foreigners.	Well...I try to give them whatever they want.
...foreign service.	And how do you service foreigners.
it is to me too.	You remind me of someone. You from the west coast?
that name's familiar.	It is to me too.
al viola.	That name's familiar.
we insist.	Al Viola.
i don't want to intrude.	We insist.
sue who?	You...him...UST.
was quite excited, when he came in...	Much better now, thank you. Just sit here quietly...see there's nothing to worry about...just be my old self again....soon...
not...complaining, actually.	Been hearing voices.
been complaning of hallucinations.	Not...complaining, actually.
ahhh...nothing.	Been complaning of hallucinations.
i'm not going anywhere until you get this guy out of my head.	Of course you're not. We'll take good care of you.
al?	The little man in my...  ...head...
who?	I don't know Who.
not you. them.	Who?
why would we want to hurt you?	Not you. Them.
no, it wasn't, it was intentional.	Why would we want to hurt you?
now, joe, you know it was all a mistake, don't you?	No, it wasn't, It was intentional.
take the card.	Oh yeah, thanks...
what?	Take the card.
joe.	What?
look, we'll bring your car home. just take it easy until the effects wear off. you need anything, just call this number.	Joe.
i will?	Look, we'll bring your car home. just take it easy until the effects wear off. You need anything, just call this number.
you'll feel better	I will?
i feel fine.	You'll feel better
why don't you lie down until you feel better.	I feel fine.
oh....sure.	Why don't you lie down until you feel better.
don't you want to get out?	Oh....Sure.
oh.	Don't you want to get out?
home. your home. the address on your form.	Oh.
here?	Home. Your home. The address on your form.
we're here.	Here?
well what?	We're here.
well...	Well what?
thanks.	Well...
fine. you look fine.	Thanks.
how do i look?	Fine. You look fine.
sergeant finnegan. name's right there on the card. are you sure you're alright?	How do I look?
who...are you?	Sergeant Finnegan. Name's right there on the card. Are you sure you're alright?
right.	Who...are you?
yeah. if i remember anything... i call ...you	Right.
anything....you call us right away. you got that?	Yeah. If I remember anything... I call ...you
remember what?	Anything....You call us right away. You got that?
when you remember...	Remember what?
do what?	When you remember...
when you do...	Do what?
oh...that's okay.	When you do...
i don't know...the last couple of hours...last few days.	Oh...that's okay.
what things?	I don't know...the last couple of hours...last few days.
you may not remember things.	What things?
oh.	You may not remember things.
it may have been affected.	Oh.
what about it?	It may have been affected.
your memory.	What about it?
what?	Your memory.
now remember, your short term memory may have been affected.	What?
just give me the keys.	Whatever it is, don't do it.
don't do it!	Just give me the keys.
you may you find all the solitude you want.	Thanks, I appreciate that.
and you, there are many places to get away. why here?	A little voice in my head.
i noticed you staring.	Couldn't help it. No offense. She's not your wife is she...?
that rene...lovely girl...a killer!	I noticed you staring.
the fresh tuna?..	Yessir...very good sir.
about cholesterol...you know what i know, you'd have the seafood.	Ahhh. Good choice, sir.
sir?	About cholesterol...You know what I know, you'd have the seafood.
now you know what i know.	Sir?
we have henekin, kirin... very good, sir.	This sophistication ain't tough. All it takes is a credit card.
how's that trucklhouser beer?	We have Henekin, Kirin... Very good, sir.
sir?	How's that Trucklhouser Beer?
how's that for fucking savoir fair!	Sir?
oh...and who is it!?	I didn't say anything.
then who did?	You did. JOE No I didn't. You said   something first.
i said...i didn't say..anything!	Then who did?
what?	I said...I didn't say..anything!
nothing.	What?
what did you say?	Nothing.
nothing.	What did you say?
what do you want?	Nothing.
what's what?	What do you want?
yes...what is it?	What's what?
yeah...i have to get away.	I know a nice island.
he should do it in person ...i mean ex person.	Yeah...I have to get away.
he wants to apologise.	He should do it in person ...I mean ex person.
what is it?	We're not moving fast enough for him.
riuji?	I told you, I work for him.
that's twenty feet high.	Like Al says..."Under stress, the human body is capable of impossible feats.
come on.	That's twenty feet high.
it was me. he just told me how...i wish he could tell me now.	If he was able, what would he say.
he told me what to do.	But you did it. It was you.
it was you.	He told me what to do.
it wasn't me. it was him.	It was you.
you are, i've seen you.	It wasn't me. It was him.
do what? i don't know. i'm no good at this.	You are, I've seen you.
do something!	Do what? I don't know. I'm no good at this.
he can't help us.	Do something!
now what?	We just don't stop.
i knew it. i told him.	Now what?
doesn't matter. i'm on your side.	I knew it. I told him.
who are you? who do you work for?	Doesn't matter. I'm on your side.
kiss her you fool.	Her?
you son of a bitch! you conned me!	You're gonna laugh.
i'll come back for you.	Aren't you a little optimistic?
just like that?	I'll come back for you.
escape.	Just like that?
why not, what are you going to do?	Escape.
don't worry.	Why not, what are you going to do?
uh...wonderful. i know i'm strange, but in my own way, i love you	I love you too.
now what?	I've never met anyone like you.
how?	What?
i encouraged you to come here. my fault as much as yours.	I was...crazy...desperate. I took it out on you. I didn't mean it. I know what she sees in you. You're kind and you're brave. If I ever get out of you, I'll be glad to call you my friend.
why did you, then?	For you.
don't blame yourself, i didn't have to come along.	Why did you, then?
i'm sorry i got you into this.	It was my choice.
they can hold us here forever. nobody knows about us.	Can't you do something?
what?	They can hold us here forever. Nobody knows about us.
you can say that again. what do we do?	Nothing we can do.
what a mess.	You can say that again. What do we do?
what? oh, about dieter, yes. it was him. gruner works for him.	Why?
now what?	They'll listen to what we say in here.
that i really don't know.	Now what?
what did you tell them?	That I really don't know.
they asked about you.	What did you tell them?
looks like they can. what did they do?	They asked about you.
yes. no. i'm...okay. they can't do this. they can't hold us here.	Looks like they can. What did they do?
are you alright?	Yes. No. I'm...okay. They can't do this. They can't hold us here.
i can't fly it.	What'd...you forget?
what happened?	I can't fly it.
can you?	Sure I can, can't I?
why not?	Can you?
maybe they're expecting gruner. i'm gonna be him.	He's Dutch. You can't even speak Dutch.
this going to work?	Maybe they're expecting Gruner. I'm gonna be him.
so do i.	This going to work?
i know the territory.	You coming along?
you've  been there?	I know the territory.
that's not this direction. it's back the other way.	You've  been there?
...across the border. come on!	That's not this direction. It's back the other way.
chiang cho?	...across THE BORDER. Come on!
what?	I said just relax. I'm in full control.
he's a client of mine! what's the matter. you can't suspect dieter. he's a famous photographer. he makes millions.	Maybe I'm wrong. Then GRUNER won't be here.
why'd you ask him.	He's a client of mine! What's the matter. You can't suspect Dieter. He's a famous photographer. He makes millions.
i asked him.	Oh.
wait a minute! how'd you know dieter was coming here?	I asked him.
dieter's gone to shoot a still job. hong kong.	Wait a minute! How'd you know Dieter was coming here?
what?	Dieter's gone to shoot a still job. Hong Kong.
hong kong.	What?
if gruner led us away, who'd he lead us away from?	Hong Kong.
where what?	Where would you go to sell a chip?
get us one.	Too late, they won't come back out till morning.
that must be him. water taxi.	Get us one.
how?	Why don't you get us some food. This may take some time.
we figure out if it's in here.	How?
now what?	We figure out if it's in here.
what?	He plays it all the time.
must be a pick-up, a rendezvous.	Then where's the chip.
this boat doesn't go anywhere. just toots around the inland sea.	Must be a pick-up, a rendezvous.
beats me.	This boat doesn't go anywhere. Just toots around the Inland Sea.
where we going?	Beats me.
and you?	It was a good job. Not many ways for a foreigner to make money here. Ryuji hires me to organize business meetings...take care of things.
friend of gruner. just went along for the party.	And you?
and dieter.	Friend of Gruner. Just went along for the party.
ryuji and gruner.	And Dieter.
who was?	Ryuji and Gruner.
they'd never talk in front of me. they'd walk away up the beach. nervous about something.	Who was?
what's gruner like?	They'd never talk in front of me. They'd walk away up the beach. Nervous about something.
you think i'm like that?	What's Gruner like?
lots of my clients are rich guys... they like danger..like playing with drugs and things...running around, acting mysterious.	You think I'm like that?
then why are you smiling like that?	Lots of my clients are rich guys... They like danger..like playing with drugs and things...running around, acting mysterious.
oh sure.	Then why are you smiling like that?
you don't believe me.	Oh sure.
hiroshima.	Get your things.
what is it?	Hiroshima.
i don't know. he mentioned a city.	What is it?
how do you know you can trust me?	Got to trust someone.
the most important one. can you help me find him?	How do you know you can trust me?
one chip?	The most important one. Can you help me find him?
a chip. goes in a computer.	One chip?
what'd he steal?	A chip. Goes in a computer.
we're very close.	What'd he steal?
he must be a good friend.	We're very close.
he stole something. from a friend of mine.	He must be a good friend.
what's he done?	He stole something. From a friend of mine.
you know where he went?	What's he done?
i'm just on vacation.	Now, so am I...What's so interesting about him?
go back to tokyo. try to get another tour....you're following gruner?	I'm just on vacation.
i'm sorry. what will you do?	Go back to Tokyo. Try to get another tour....You're following GRUNER?
this business is over.	I'm sorry. What will you do?
why?	This business is over.
i'm leaving too.	Why?
food doesn't agree with me.	I'm leaving too.
you're leaving.	Food doesn't agree with me.
i'm not worried, i'm not going to eat it.	This is a tough place to keep Kosher.
who did?	You did.
no.	Who did?
he didn't.	No.
no, he didn't do that.	He didn't.
did he put you up to it? did he ask you to sleep with me?	No, he didn't do that.
last night?	Did he put you up to it? Did he ask you to sleep with me?
were you working for him last night?	Last night?
sometimes. i told you i did.	Were you working for him last night?
you work for ryuji?	Sometimes. I told you I did.
i don't know, ryuji said there was a change of plans.	You work for Ryuji?
why did they leave?	I don't know, Ryuji said there was a change of plans.
there's not much to tell.	Why did they leave?
what did you tell them?	There's not much to tell.
they kidded me a little.	What did you tell them?
your friends, did they ask about me?	They kidded me a little.
what do you mean?	Your friends, did they ask about me?
who else is interested in me?	What do you mean?
you seemed interesting.	Who else is interested in me?
why?	You seemed interesting.
wanted to get to know you.	Why?
why did you stay with me?	Wanted to get to know you.
why didn't you tell me?	Why did you stay with me?
they left. i had to go with them.	Why didn't you tell me?
why did you leave?	They left. I had to go with them.
joe! what happened to you?	Why'd you run off?
and you, what do you like?	That depends...
he likes the quiet. they were here last week.	And you, what do you like?
how often they come here?	He likes the quiet. They were here last week.
to organize things. meetings and travel...whenever they come here, i handle details.	How often they come here?
hires you for what?	To organize things. Meetings and travel...Whenever they come here, I handle details.
no. ryuji just hires us.	Hires you for what?
is that ryuji?	No. Ryuji just hires us.
trans ocean travel.	Is that Ryuji?
no one. no one at all. i'm unemployed. who do you?	Trans Ocean Travel.
who do you work for?	No one. No one at all. I'm unemployed. Who do you?
...naw. made that up.	Who do you work for?
...ummm, you really work for the foreign service?	...Naw. Made that up.
just okay...	...Ummm, you really work for the foreign service?
you're doing...okay.	Just Okay...
and how'm i doing?	You're doing...Okay.
you're talking to me.	And how'm I doing?
that was then. this is now. who am i talking to?	You're talking to me.
you did.	That was then. This is now. Who am I talking to?
if i was with you, i wouldn't	You did.
why do you do it?	If I was with you, I wouldn't
but i don't listen...then i'd be crazy.	Why do you do it?
you talk to yourself.	But I don't listen...then I'd be crazy.
i promise you that. i am not crazy. course, if i was, i'd be the last to know. why do you ask?	You talk to yourself.
that you're not crazy.	I promise you that. I am not crazy. Course, if I was, I'd be the last to know. Why do you ask?
promise you what?	That you're not crazy.
you are.	Are you alright?
can i help?	You are.
i am sort of scattered.	Can I help?
as if your mind's not all there.	I am sort of scattered.
disinterest?	As if your mind's not all there.
...and sort of...disinterest.	Disinterest?
it's not apparent.	...and sort of...disinterest.
i guess it's a combination you don't often see. apparent attraction..	It's not apparent.
why?	...I...don't know.
i waited for you.	Why?
me still. they left you alone?	I waited for you.
you again.	Me still. They left you alone?
and you?	I just work for the travel firm.
you mean from it.	Yes, of course.
wait. what's your name?	...Rene.
what way?	Like there's someone else here.
nothing...al. why do you talk   that way?	What way?
what's so funny?	Nothing...Al. Why do you talk   that way?
let you leave without it.	Without what?
do what?	Let you leave without it.
i can't do that?	Do what?
...right here too.	Haven't seen you around.
and you.	...right here too.
dinner...tonight.	Oh...I can't. Business.
where?	Dinner...tonight.
i'll be right there.	Where?
blake said that?	Yeah. One of the corniest lines I ever heard.
the poet...something he said...	Yes?
blake?	The poet...something he said...
...blake	Blake?
no. no one to speak of.	I am confused. Or maybe it's you.
is someone else here?	No. No one to speak of.
what do you do about what?	...I'm looking for someone.
what about the others.	I don't know.
someone is selling. you followed us. if it's not him, it must be you. if it's not you, it must be him... you scared him off.	What about the others.
why'd you invite me here?	Someone is selling. You followed us. If it's not him, it must be you. If it's not you, it must be him... You scared him off.
we've had thefts of our new stuff ...gruner deals in this... a big deal is going down now. i went to see if gruner had anything to sell. but he didn't make any moves...and when you arrived, he backed off.	Why'd you invite me here?
why are you on to him?	We've had thefts of our new stuff ...GRUNER deals in this... A big deal is going down now. I went to see if GRUNER had anything to sell. But he didn't make any moves...And when you arrived, he backed off.
i can't. he didn't do anything. thanks to you.	Why are you on to him?
excuse me?	Could have been drunk a little sooner, but excellent...good character...What is it?
what could you find in this place?	...Piece of mind.
must be a fulfilling occupation.	It keeps me busy. Everybody always wants something.
water fountain's through that door, down the hall.	Thanks.
a drink...	Water fountain's through that door, down the hall.
is there anything else?	A drink...
...mr. athol will be with you as soon as possible. will you be able to wait?	Is there anything else?
i have a seat. i've had it since nine.	...Mr. Athol will be with you as soon as possible. Will you be able to wait?
i'm sorry. we're running behind. so many applicants...so few jobs... if you'll just have a seat.	I have a seat. I've had it since nine.
joe doakes? it's quarter to 10...	I'm sorry. We're running behind. So many applicants...so few jobs... If you'll just have a seat.
mom...what are you doing here?	Leaving, now go to sleep. ...all of you.
yes.	Ahhh...Okay?!!!
tear it apart?	Yes.
that's alright. just tear it apart.	Tear it apart?
i can't get it out. it would take hours.	That's alright. Just tear it apart.
could i have it, please.	I can't get it out. It would take hours.
just one. the back up.	Could I have it, please.
it will be fine. you have another.	Just one. The back up.
it is?	It will be fine. You have another.
it's alright.	It is?
the experiment. the danger...	It's alright.
why not?	The experiment. The danger...
you can't take that.	Why not?
why?	You can't take that.
wait.	Why?
it doesn't hurt.	No?
it will.	It doesn't hurt.
it'l be alright.	It will.
ow?...	It'l be alright.
perfectly.	Ow?...
the other working.	Perfectly.
yes.	The other working.
this the only spare?	Yes.
right there.	Thank you.
so we better get started.	What about Al...
it'l take months.	So we better get started.
look, nobody knows we did it.	Whoever took it does.
what does he know?	Too much.
what'd he say, how's he know about al?	What does he know?
screw the pem...what about al...	Poor bastard.
where?	In the backyard.
i heard them.	Where?
did you see somebody or did you hear them?	I heard them.
what's that outside, daddy?	Did you see somebody or did you hear them?
hey, baby. what's wrong?	What's that outside, Daddy?
instant rice...?	Can I go over to Janeane's house?
i'll take some.	Instant rice...?
she was playing with the pooh doll.	Pooh's dusty, sweetheart... he's dusty, and you breathed him in, okay? So what's -- what's happening to you now is... cells called mast cells told your lungs "don't breathe any more of that dust in."  ...and the airways in your lungs are like branches. And when the branches close up, you get an asthmatic attack. And, we give you medicine, and you get better. Huh? Okay? You're better already, aren't you?
here we go. deep breaths, deep breaths.	She was playing with the Pooh doll.
sweetheart, c'mon. c'mon.	She was playing with my Pooh doll again...
that's great... little early for cartoons, isn't it?	Okay.
for reading.	That's great... Little early for cartoons, isn't it?
yeah? what for?	For reading.
ms. laufer gave me a star today.	Yeah? What for?
what's new?	Ms. Laufer gave me a star today.
hi, daddy.	What's new?
hi, honey.	Hi, Daddy.
yes, baby?	There's Dad, on TV.
mom.	Yes, baby?
alright, we'll do that tomorrow.	Mom.
yeah.	Alright, we'll do that tomorrow.
that remote control thing?	Yeah.
he's into kind of little cars, that...	That remote control thing?
three hours.	You got a deal.
how long?	Three hours.
we'll give you a heads up before we launch.	How long?
just ran into two of your "geologists." geologists whose hands aren't all chewed up...?	Lowell?
let me tell you something, lowell. look, look, look. you're talking about two agents in a regional office in louisville. i got the goddamn unabomber threatening to blow up lax! i gotta move 45 agents from all over the country into l.a.  alright? when i get a chance, i'll give it a look...	You better take a good look! Because I'm getting two things: pissed off and curious! Now, any of these guys been offered jobs in corporate security after they retire? Either one of those guys have ex-agent pals already in those jobs? Like, for instance, their ex-supervisor, who's already at Brown & Williamson as we fucking speak?
suein hwang and milo geyelin.	Have them make their own calls. They'll find that these sources have a different story than the one that's in the dossier...  Push the deadline, Charlie...
these are their leads, their sources. i want you to have your reporters...	Suein Hwang and Milo Geyelin.
are you all right?	Yeah. Catch you later.
i'll take a look at what you got. but i'm not moving any deadlines 'cause you say so.	Are you all right?
and it's bullshit. and if i'm right, are you going to put the journal's reputation behind a story that's going to blow up in your face?	I'll take a look at what you got. But I'm not moving any deadlines 'cause you say so.
well, it's authoritative and is overwhelmingly documented.	And it's bullshit. And if I'm right, are you going to put the Journal's reputation behind a story that's going to blow up in your face?
oh, it's real selective... about as hard to get a hold of as the manhattan phone book.	Well, it's authoritative and is overwhelmingly documented.
it's drawn from a selectively circulated...	Oh, it's real selective... about as hard to get a hold of as the Manhattan phone book.
it's a smear campaign, charlie.	It's drawn from a selectively circulated...
what? forget it.	It's a smear campaign, Charlie.
push it.	What? Forget it.
monday.	Push it.
when's your deadline?	Monday.
p.j.'s.	I'll be there.
sure. where?	P.J.'s.
we gotta hook up.	Sure. Where?
you bet we are. and i can't talk to you now.	We gotta hook up.
well, are you or are you not, charlie?	You bet we are. And I can't talk to you now.
good.	The sub-heading is, "Brown & Williamson Has a 500-Page Dossier Attacking Chief Critic." It quotes Richard Scruggs calling it "the worst kind of an organized smear campaign against a whistle-blower."
yeah. yeah, sure. i'll see if i can find him. hold on...  yeah, don's looking for you...	Good.
i can't get out of here til mid- morning. i'll be in tomorrow night...  listen, could you call a number for me, it's in mississippi...	Okay. Hold on a second... What is it?
sure.	...fuck is this? Fuck!
get me wigand.	Sure.
what was that about?	Get me Wigand.
excuse me, lowell. sharon's on line 3.	Tell her I'll call her back in ten.
when's the air date?	Excuse me, Lowell. Sharon's on line 3.
alright, alright.	Get me to New Orleans this afternoon. I'll shoot the fucking thing myself!
oh, for god's sake, what has this guy got, a horse fetish?	Alright, alright.
i don't know what he was thinking.	Oh, for God's sake, what has this guy got, a horse fetish?
oh, we need cops on the street. we don't need them on horses.	I don't know what he was thinking.
shit...	Oh, we need cops on the street. We don't need them on horses.
what i mean is, like, how does it cut through the confidentiality agreement?	Because he has to reveal it in a court of law. It's on record, it's out. It's no secret anymore. So how can they restrain his speech or retaliate? It's out in the world...
what do you mean, what's it do?	What I mean is, like, how does it cut through the confidentiality agreement?
what does that do?	What do you mean, what's it do?
i want you to get legal onto corporate confidentiality agreements. boundaries of their constraint. kentucky state law about. i want you to drop everything.	Okay.
i'm cooking pasta primavera.	Oh, I love that stuff.
what are you cooking?	I'm cooking pasta primavera.
maybe later.	How about you?
do you want more rice?	Maybe later.
can i go to dance tomorrow? i'm better...	...if you are, then I'll take Barbara to soccer and take you to dance after...
the new york times ran a blow by blow of what we talked about behind closed doors! you fucked us!	No, you fucked you! Don't invert stuff! Big Tobacco tried to smear Wigand; you bought it. The Wall Street Journal, here, not exactly a bastion of anti-capitalist sentiment, refutes Big Tobacco's smear campaign as the lowest form of character assassination! And now, even now, when every word of what Wigand has said on our show is printed, the entire deposition of his testimony in a court of law in the State of Mississippi, the cat totally out of the bag, you're still standing here debating! Don, what the hell else... do you need?
no. i should have. i told them i disagreed with you, mike and kluster that this segment is as good as the original. i'm not lying for you. i'm not gonna shut up for you. not on any of it.	Hey! I'm not going to fire you, okay? Take a vacation. Now!
no, not that. i'm talking about the associated press. they got this story that we pulled this interview and they talked to mike and i. did you tell them that we were lying?	No. I should have. I told them I disagreed with you, Mike and Kluster that this segment is as good as the original. I'm not lying for you. I'm not gonna shut up for you. Not on any of it.
what does it look like i'm doing? i'm editing.	No, not that. I'm talking about the Associated Press. They got this story that we pulled this interview and they talked to Mike and I. Did you tell them that we were lying?
what the hell are you doing?	What does it look like I'm doing? I'm editing.
i'm staying right here. doing my job. fighting to get my show on the air. you don't like it? hey, i'll tell you what... fire my ass...	End up in a high-profile lawsuit with Lowell, the First Amendment martyr? I don't think so.  Take a look at this... This is a summary of a dossier that's being prepared.
then what are you going to do?	I'm staying right here. Doing my job. Fighting to get my show on the air. You don't like it? Hey, I'll tell you what... fire my ass...
no. i'm not going to take "no" for an answer. no.	Then what are you going to do?
you're taking "no" for an answer?	No. I'm not going to take "no" for an answer. No.
well, what do you think i'm going to do? quit in protest? i'm not going to do that.	You're taking "no" for an answer?
so, what are you going to do?	Well, what do you think I'm going to do? Quit in protest? I'm not going to do that.
you are a fanatic. an anarchist. you know that? if we can't have a whole show, then i want half a show rather than no show. but oh, no, not you. you won't be satisfied unless you're putting the company at risk!	C'mon, what are you? And are you a businessman? Or are you a newsman?! Because that happens to be what Mike and I do for a living...
i am? you pay me to go get guys like wigand, to draw him out. to get him to trust us, to get him to go on television. i do. i deliver him. he sits. he talks. he violates his own fucking confidentiality agreement. and he's only the key witness in the biggest public health reform issue, maybe the biggest, most-expensive corporate-malfeasance case in u.s. history. and jeffrey wigand, who's out on a limb, does he go on television and tell the truth? yes. is it newsworthy? yes. are we gonna air it? of course not. why? because he's not telling the truth? no. because he is telling the truth. that's why we're not going to air it. and the more truth he tells, the worse it gets!	You are a fanatic. An anarchist. You know that? If we can't have a whole show, then I want half a show rather than no show. But oh, no, not you. You won't be satisfied unless you're putting the company at risk!
you're exaggerating!	I am? You pay me to go get guys like Wigand, to draw him out. To get him to trust us, to get him to go on television. I do. I deliver him. He sits. He talks. He violates his own fucking confidentiality agreement. And he's only the key witness in the biggest public health reform issue, maybe the biggest, most-expensive corporate-malfeasance case in U.S. history. And Jeffrey Wigand, who's out on a limb, does he go on television and tell the truth? Yes. Is it newsworthy? Yes. Are we gonna air it? Of course not. Why? Because he's not telling the truth? No. Because he is telling the truth. That's why we're not going to air it. And the more truth he tells, the worse it gets!
no, i'm questioning your hearing! you hear "reasonable" and "tortious interference." i hear... "potential brown & williamson lawsuit jeopardizing the sale of cbs to westinghouse." i hear... "shut the segment down. cut wigand loose. obey orders. and fuck off...!" that's what i hear.	You're exaggerating!
cbs does not do that. and, you're questioning our journalistic integrity?!	No, I'm questioning your hearing! You hear "reasonable" and "tortious interference." I hear... "Potential Brown & Williamson lawsuit jeopardizing the sale of CBS to Westinghouse." I hear... "Shut the segment down. Cut Wigand loose. Obey orders. And fuck off...!" That's what I hear.
oh, no, of course they're not influenced by money. they work for free. and you are a volunteer executive producer.	CBS does not do that. And, you're questioning our journalistic integrity?!
are you suggesting that she and eric are influenced by money?	Oh, no, of course they're not influenced by money. They work for free. And you are a Volunteer Executive Producer.
yeah, i heard rumors.	It's not a rumor. It's a sale.  If Tisch can unload CBS for $81 a share to Westinghouse and then is suddenly threatened with a multibillion-dollar lawsuit from Brown & Williamson, that could screw up the sale, could it not?
since when has the paragon of investigative journalism allowed lawyers to determine the news content on "60 minutes"?	It's an alternate version. So what if we have an alternate version? And I don't think her being cautious is so damned unreasonable.
"tortious interference"? sounds like a disease caught by a radio.	Lunch?
i heard wigand's deposition got sealed.	Yeah, they argued he was going to reveal the secret formula of "Kools" to the world.  "Sealed" doesn't hurt Scruggs' litigation, and since we're the only ones with the story, I believe we're sitting on an exclusive.
and what are you implying?	I'm not implying. I'm quoting. More vested interests...  "Persons Who Will Profit From This Merger...  Ms. Helen Caperelli, General Counsel of CBS News, 3.9 million. Mr. Eric Kluster, President of CBS News, 1.4 million..."
so, now, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, mr. rather's been complaining about his chair again.  as they start to leave...	Before you go...
no, i'm not...	We're doing this with or without you, Lowell. If you like, I can assign another producer to edit your show...
i'm afraid you are.	No, I'm not...
i'm not touching my film...	I'm afraid you are.
that's happening. and, hopefully we won't have to use the alternate, but we should have it in the can.	I'm not touching my film...
so, what happened to ms. caperelli's checking with outside counsel first, all that crap?	That's happening. And, hopefully we won't have to use the alternate, but we should have it in the can.
there has been so much soul searching about this wigand, i've decided we should cut an alternate version of the show without his interview.	So, what happened to Ms. Caperelli's checking with outside counsel first, all that crap?
that computer has everything...	You alright, Mr. Wigand?
we have a search warrant, mr. wigand. there's been a death threat.	...my files! Personal correspondence...
you can't take that... it's personal property...!	We have a search warrant, Mr. Wigand. There's been a death threat.
do you have a history of emotional problems, mr. wigand?	Yes. Yes, I do.  Yes, I get extremely emotional when assholes put bullets in my mailbox...!
yes, i do. a .38 target master. in my gun safe downstairs. a .45 gold cup. a .22 target pistol. so what?	Do you have a history of emotional problems, Mr. Wigand?
that bullet was for a .38 caliber. do you own a .38?	Yes, I do. A .38 Target Master. In my gun safe downstairs. A .45 Gold Cup. A .22 target pistol. So what?
you think i put that bullet in the mailbox myself...?	If we could take a look, Mr. Wigand...
what does that have to do with the price of tea in china?	You think I put that bullet in the mailbox myself...?
yes, sir. what caliber is your gun?	What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
what caliber is my gun?	Yes, sir. What caliber is your gun?
what caliber is your gun?	What caliber is my gun?
a gun? yes.	What caliber is your gun?
did you handle the round, mr. wigand?	Yes, I'm afraid I did.
okay.	Catch ya' later.
i'm gonna do a follow-up.	Okay.
what about you, you got a crew already?	I'm gonna do a follow-up.
oh, bill... main justice is investigating a major new york bank. laundering narco dollars out of their mexico city branch. you want it for the evening news?	What about you, you got a crew already?
hey, lowell.	Oh, Bill... Main Justice is investigating a major New York bank. Laundering narco dollars out of their Mexico City branch. You want it for the Evening News?
debbie...	Hey, Lowell.
mike... mike... mike...	"Mike?"
how grave?	Well, at the end of the day... because of your segment... the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company... could own CBS.
if this holds up, and it very well may not, mike... but, if it did. and we aired this segment? and cbs was sued by brown & williamson? i think we could be at grave risk.	How grave?
no, no, we're fine...	Are you sure?
shall i send for coffee? sorry i'm late.	No, no, we're fine...
is cbs corporate telling cbs news do not go to air with this story?	You're getting ahead of yourself. We're all in this together. We're all CBS. We'll find out soon. Thank you, gentlemen.
they own the information he's disclosing. the truer it is, the greater the damage to them. if he lied, he didn't disclose their information. and the damages are smaller.	Is this "Alice in Wonderland"?
come again?	They own the information he's disclosing. The truer it is, the greater the damage to them. If he lied, he didn't disclose their information. And the damages are smaller.
well, with tortious interference, i'm afraid... the greater the truth, the greater the damage.	Come again?
well, as a "standard"... i'll hang with "is the guy telling the truth?"	Well, with tortious interference, I'm afraid... the greater the truth, the greater the damage.
our standards have to be higher than anyone else's, because we are the standard... for everyone else...	Well, as a "standard"... I'll hang with "is the guy telling the truth?"
his "veracity" was good enough for the state of mississippi.	Our standards have to be higher than anyone else's, because we are the standard... for everyone else...
and, i'm told there are questions as to our "star witness'" veracity.	His "veracity" was good enough for the State of Mississippi.
no, only that we would hold the story until it was safe for him...	And, I'm told there are questions as to our "star witness'" veracity.
i'm told unusual promises were made to wigand.	No, only that we would hold the story until it was safe for him...
what does that mean? "rife with -- ?"	I'm told unusual promises were made to Wigand.
well, until you do, all i can tell you is what you already know... they will not air an interview.	Call me back in ten.
oh, c'mon, lowell. this is the new york times. i don't know...	Well, until you do, all I can tell you is what you already know... they will not air an interview.
how prominent? what kind of placement?	Oh, c'mon, Lowell. This is The New York Times. I don't know...
hi, baby.	Catch you later.
how are you, jim?	Hey, listen, I hear you guys are sitting on something sensational over there.
hey, lowell.	How are you, Jim?
did i tell you you were wrong?	No.  I'm assuming the cave-in begins with the threat of litigation from Big Tobacco. Are we talking... are we talking Brown & Williamson, here?
lowell?	Did I tell you you were wrong?
okay... about this whistle-blower... did mike and don go along with the corporate decision?	Lowell?
you ready...?	Okay... About this whistle-blower... Did Mike and Don go along with the corporate decision?
hey, it doesn't work? you've burned your bridges, man.	You ready...?
why?	Hey, it doesn't work? You've burned your bridges, man.
you're sure you want to do this?	Why?
yeah?	You're sure you want to do this?
okay.  lowell?	Yeah?
here's how it works. you ask me questions. i tell you if you're wrong.	Okay.  Lowell?
hello?	Jim, it's Lowell.
can we talk about this when i get back?	Yes... Jeffrey.
i don't think i can do this... i want to stand by my husband... i really do, jeffrey. but i don't think i can do this anymore. i am so sorry...	Can we talk about this when I get back?
what's the difference...	That's for food.
use the bathroom.	What's the difference...
where should i wash them?	Use the bathroom.
please don't wash your hands in the sink.	Where should I wash them?
i'm doing an interview.	An interview! Do you know what they will do to us...! I thought... Sorry.
...taping?  what are you taping?	I'm doing an interview.
what's going on?	I told him that you had an E-mail death threat that said if you didn't shut the "F" up, they were going to kill you...
there's a severance agreement... it includes cash payouts over time and continuing medical coverage...  sure you don't need anything?	No, thank you.
what are we supposed to do...? what about our medical coverage; what about our health? what about our car payments? the payments on this house?	There's a severance agreement... It includes cash payouts over time and continuing medical coverage...  Sure you don't need anything?
thomas sandefur...	What are we supposed to do...? What about our medical coverage; what about our health? What about our car payments? The payments on this house?
why? who said?	Thomas Sandefur...
i got fired this morning... where else am i gonna take it?	Why? Who said?
i don't understand.	I got fired this morning... Where else am I gonna take it?
i didn't want to leave it there...	I don't understand.
why did you take your stuff from the office?	I didn't want to leave it there...
that's my stuff from the office...	Why did you take your stuff from the office?
right now?	That's my stuff from the office...
soy sauce...	Right now?
what do you need at the store?	Soy sauce...
i'm going to the store. you need anything?	What do you need at the store?
uh, what are those boxes?	I'm going to the store. You need anything?
try the car.	Uh, what are those boxes?
i'm sorry, darling, have you seen my coffee mug...?	Try the car.
is there any more rice...?	Yes, it's on the stove...
don't you have to be at the office?	Is there any more rice...?
i can take her.	Don't you have to be at the office?
"60 minutes," the television show?	Yes.
yeah.	"60 Minutes," the television show?
"60 minutes"?	Yeah.
no, bergman... b.e.r.g.m.a.n.... i'm a producer with "60 minutes"...	"60 Minutes"?
did you say berman?	No, Bergman... B.E.R.G.M.A.N.... I'm a producer with "60 Minutes"...
my name's lowell bergman... i'm --	Did you say Berman?
who's calling?	My name's Lowell Bergman... I'm --
thank you, bob.	Who's calling?
from my perspective, what's been going on and what i've been doing is ridiculous. it's half-measures.	You're not listening.  Really know what you're going to do before you do it.
no, you do not.	From my perspective, what's been going on and what I've been doing is ridiculous. It's half-measures.
i got perspective.	No, you do not.
get some perspective, lowell.	I got perspective.
free press? press is free... for anyone who owns one. larry tisch has a free press.	Get some perspective, Lowell.
so, it's a big country with a free press. you can go work somewhere else.	Free press? Press is free... for anyone who owns one. Larry Tisch has a free press.
"i'm lowell bergman, i'm from '60 minutes.'" you know, you take the "60 minutes" out of that sentence, nobody returns your phone call. maybe wigand's right. maybe i'm hooked. what am i hooked on? the rush? "60 minutes"? what the hell for? infotainment. it's so fucking useless, all of it.	So, it's a big country with a free press. You can go work somewhere else.
jeffrey wigand...	Jeffrey...
oh, baby...	Jeffrey Wigand...
i'm alone on this...	Oh, baby...
what are you and mike going to do?	I'm alone on this...
they're pretending it's process. bullshit, it's foregone.	What are you and Mike going to do?
what?!	They're pretending it's process. Bullshit, it's foregone.
they're killing the wigand interview...	What?!
what's wrong?	They're killing the Wigand interview...
...it's anonymous. references to "p.m."  it's got to be philip morris, huh?	I have to take a shower.
...no... this looks like a table of temperatures... who's this from?	...it's anonymous. References to "P.M."  It's got to be Philip Morris, huh?
..."ignition propensity?"  ...you understand any of this...?	...no... this looks like a table of temperatures... Who's this from?
two p.m. great. bye-bye.	..."ignition propensity?"  ...you understand any of this...?
i can't... i've got to fly to boston tomorrow.	Two p.m. Great. Bye-bye.
let me see this... no, 'cause i gotta know where you're going at all times.	I can't... I've got to fly to Boston tomorrow.
will independent sources corroborate that?	Hello? Yeah...
no classes this morning?	Will he go on-camera and talk about the Mexico City branch?
it's stuart... he's in mexico city...	Let me call you back...
oh, someone took a poll? "are all things canadian boring...?"	It's Stuart... he's in Mexico City...
you're not even on this anymore... what do you care?	Jeff! Wake the fuck up! Everybody is on the line here. If they can catch you in a lie, they can paint everything with that brush. Do you understand? Everything you say!
oh, my god.	You're not even on this anymore... What do you care?
is it too late?	No. No, it's okay... How's -- how's the new place?
...you fucked me!	Who is this?
yeah...	...you fucked me!
...and i'd be lying to you if i didn't tell you, i'm about out of moves, dick...	All right. See you...
...i'd be lying to you if i did not tell you how important it was in the court of public opinion...	...and I'd be lying to you if I didn't tell you, I'm about out of moves, Dick...
yeah, i'm here.	What chance is there of getting Jeff's interview on the air...?
alright?	Okay. Thank you.
yeah.	Alright?
it would be better if he called us.	Yeah.
well, would you want him to call you? or, you want to call him? how do you want to do it?	It would be better if he called us.
well, we'd certainly be interested in making his acquaintance, but without knowing what he's going to do...	Well, would you want him to call you? Or, you want to call him? How do you want to do it?
well, actually, no. well, he's on the fence. that's the point.	Well, we'd certainly be interested in making his acquaintance, but without knowing what he's going to do...
has he decided to go public? because let me tell you, we've been doing this for three years now, and we've worked with a lot of corporate cases involving whistle-blowers, so we know... big tobacco will do everything in their power to stop him. so, is your man truly committed?	Well, actually, no. Well, he's on the fence. That's the point.
what's your interest in this, mr. bergman?	Well, he may tape an interview with us. And, we believe if his testimony showed up in a court record first, it would free him up from his confidentiality agreement and give him some protection.
well, i'm working with someone, now, who was the former head of research at brown & williamson, a former corporate officer there.	What's your interest in this, Mr. Bergman?
that's right...	Well, I'm working with someone, now, who was the former head of research at Brown & Williamson, a former corporate officer there.
...you filed a lawsuit against tobacco on behalf of the state of mississippi, did you not?	That's right...
area code 212-555-0199.	I'll call you then.
alright.	Area code 212-555-0199.
yes, i'm right here. could you call me back on a hard line?	Alright.
c'mon, it all worked out. you came out okay in the end...	I did? What do I tell a source on the next tough story? Hang in with us. You'll be fine... maybe?
that canada story? still interest you?	Everything interests me.
mike... in my...	You and I have been doing this together for fourteen years.
like what? corporate responsibility? what, are we talking celebrity here?	I'm not talking celebrity, vanity, CBS. I'm talking about when you're nearer the end of your life than the beginning. Now, what do you think you think about then? The future? "In the future I'm going to do this? Become that?"  What "future"? No. What you think is: how will I be regarded in the end? After I'm gone.
in the real world, when you get to where i am, there are other considerations...	Like what? Corporate responsibility? What, are we talking celebrity here?
no, you give me a break! i never left a source hung out to dry, ever. abandoned. not 'til right fucking now! when i came on this job, i came with my word intact. i'm gonna leave with my word intact. fuck the rules of the game! hell, you're supposed to know me, mike. what the hell did you expect? you expect me to lie down? back off? what, get over it?	In the real world, when you get to where I am, there are other considerations...
give me a break!	No, you give me a break! I never left a source hung out to dry, ever. Abandoned. Not 'til right fucking now! When I came on this job, I came with my word intact. I'm gonna leave with my word intact. Fuck the rules of the game! Hell, you're supposed to know me, Mike. What the hell did you expect? You expect me to lie down? Back off? What, get over it?
oh, please, mike...	Give me a break!
oh, how fortunate i am to have lowell bergman's moral tutelage to point me down the shining path. to show me the way.	Oh, please, Mike...
i'm going to tell you why. because when i tell someone i'm going to do something, i deliver.	Oh, how fortunate I am to have Lowell Bergman's moral tutelage to point me down the shining path. To show me the way.
i see a rhetorical question on the horizon.	I'm going to tell you why. Because when I tell someone I'm going to do something, I deliver.
but in all that time, mike, did you ever get off a plane, walk into a room, and find that a source for a story changed his mind? lost his heart? walked out on us? not one fucking time! you want to know why?	I see a rhetorical question on the horizon.
yeah, that's right.	But in all that time, Mike, did you ever get off a plane, walk into a room, and find that a source for a story changed his mind? Lost his heart? Walked out on us? Not one fucking time! You want to know why?
oh, lots.	Yeah, that's right.
how many shows have we done? huh? c'mon, how many?	Oh, lots.
no, i usually sit around in my hotel room, dressed like this at 5:30 in the morning, sleepy look on my face.	How many shows have we done? Huh? C'mon, how many?
did i get you up?	No, I usually sit around in my hotel room, dressed like this at 5:30 in the morning, sleepy look on my face.
alright. what did you think?	I think it was a disgrace.
i disappeared on you?	Alright. What did you think?
you disappeared on me. how long you staying?	I disappeared on you?
yeah.	You disappeared on me. How long you staying?
i don't know. how does that get wigand on the air?	Do me a favor, will you? Spare me, for God's sake. Get in the real world. What do you think? I'm going to resign in protest? To force it on the air? The answer is "no." I don't plan to spend the end of my days wandering in the wilderness of National Public Radio.  That decision I've already made.
i took off on tisch. i took off on corporate. they'll know they're not going to see everything on sunday night...	I don't know. How does that get Wigand on the air?
i've been banished. in lieu of being fired.	I took off on Tisch. I took off on corporate. They'll know they're not going to see everything on Sunday night...
what?	I'm with Don on this.
lowell!	What?
these people are putting our whole reason for doing what we do... on the line!	Lowell!
lowell.	These people are putting our whole reason for doing what we do... on the line!
"put the corporation at risk"...? give me a fucking break!	Lowell.
lowell.	"Put the corporation at risk"...? Give me a fucking break!
i discovered this. sec filing...  for the sale of the cbs corporation to westinghouse corporation.	What?
i think what we're trying to tell you is that it happens all the time. this is a news organization. people are always telling us things they shouldn't. we have to verify if it's true and in the public interest... and if it is, we air it.	After we corroborate it. That's why we've never lost a lawsuit and run a classy show.  Anything else?
it went great in mississippi, mike.	Good.
who are these people?	Ordinary people! Under extraordinary pressure, Mike. What the hell do you expect? Grace and consistency?
oh, man.	Who are these people?
do you think we could talk about the taping? tomorrow's taping, just so we can get it out of the way and order...	Yeah, well, questions will go toward what work you did there, why you were fired. And others will deal...
thank you for saying that...	Do you think we could talk about the taping? Tomorrow's taping, just so we can get it out of the way and order...
so, is everything okay?	How are the rooms? Comfortable?
we got a guy... who wants to talk but he's constrained.  what if he were "compelled"?	Oh, torture? Great ratings.
what do you mean?	We got a guy... who wants to talk but he's constrained.  What if he were "compelled"?
okay, let's look through the looking glass the other way...	What do you mean?
no shit.	What's this?
hardly new news.	No shit.
well, it isn't "cigarettes are bad for you"...	Hardly new news.
the seven ceos of big tobacco... referred to this... said they should be afraid of him... i assume, afraid of what he could reveal.  now, you tell me. what does this guy have to say that threatens these people?	Well, it isn't "cigarettes are bad for you"...
what "seven dwarfs?"	The seven CEOs of Big Tobacco... Referred to this... Said they should be afraid of him... I assume, afraid of what he could reveal.  Now, you tell me. What does this guy have to say that threatens these people?
he referred to this... the seven dwarfs...	What "Seven Dwarfs?"
yeah.	Bring a tie so they'll let us in the front door...
you eating with us?	Yeah.
...come in earlier on mike's marine barracks line when he's talking to sheikh mussawi...	You eating with us?
good, well ask him if arabic is his second language.	Don't interpret that!  Hold it. Hold it. Hold it! Slow, slow!!  Sheikh, do you mind... if you would just turn your chair a little bit to face Mr. Wallace?
we're there.	Good, well ask him if Arabic is his second language.
tell him i will see him day after tomorrow.	That's good. That works.  Uh, you know, I want to ask you something... I know it sounds odd... but...
perhaps you prove journalism objectivity and i see the questions first. then i decide if i grant the interview.	No. We don't do that.  You've seen "60 Minutes" and Mike Wallace. So you know our reputation for integrity and objectivity. You also know we are the highest-rated, most-respected, TV-magazine news show in America.
because i think hezbollah is trying to broaden into a political party right now. so you care about what you're thought of in america. and in america, at this moment in time, hezbollah does not have a face.  that's why.	Perhaps you prove journalism objectivity and I see the questions first. Then I decide if I grant the interview.
please to explain, why i should agree to interview... with pro-zionist american media?	Because I think Hezbollah is trying to broaden into a political party right now. So you care about what you're thought of in America. And in America, at this moment in time, Hezbollah does not have a face.  That's why.
what i've seen... i've liked.	Please to explain, why I should agree to interview... with pro-Zionist American media?
how have you liked your stay?	What I've seen... I've liked.
yeah... thank you.	How have you liked your stay?
coffee?	Yeah... Thank you.
you try and have a good time.	Yeah. Yeah, I will.
i'm on a leave of absence. forced vacation.	You try and have a good time.
where are you, anyway?	I'm on a leave of absence. Forced vacation.
you fought for me...?!  ...you manipulated me... into where i am now... staring at the brown & williamson building. it's all dark. except the 10th floor! that's the legal department. that's where they fuck with my life!	Jeffrey, where you going with this? So where you goin'?  You are important to a lot of people, Jeffrey. You think about that. You think about them.
i fought for you... and i still fight for you.	You fought for me...?!  ...you manipulated me... into where I am now... staring at the Brown & Williamson Building. It's all dark. Except the 10th floor! That's the legal department. That's where they fuck with my life!
"up to you, jeffrey. that's the power you have, jeffrey. vital insider information the american public need to know." lowell bergman, the hot show who never met a source he couldn't turn around.	I fought for you... and I still fight for you.
i greased the rails for a guy who wanted to say yes. i helped him to say yes. alright. you're not a robot, jeff! that's all. you got a mind of your own, don't you?	"Up to you, Jeffrey. That's the power you have, Jeffrey. Vital insider information the American public need to know." Lowell Bergman, the hot show who never met a source he couldn't turn around.
you greased the rails!	I greased the rails for a guy who wanted to say yes. I helped him to say yes. Alright. You're not a robot, Jeff! That's all. You got a mind of your own, don't you?
that's bullshit, jeff!	You greased the rails!
you manipulated me into this...!	That's bullshit, Jeff!
i've got to teach class. i've got to go. i've got to teach class.	And I've got to refute every fucking accusation made in this report before The Wall Street Journal runs.  I am trying to protect you, man!
i told the truth... i told the truth.	I've got to teach class. I've got to go. I've got to teach class.
that's not the fucking point, whether you told the truth or not! hello...?	I told the truth... I told the truth.
what does this have to do with my testimony?! i told the truth! it's valid and true and provable!	That's not the fucking point, whether you told the truth or not! Hello...?
that's not the point.	What does this have to do with my testimony?! I told the truth! It's valid and true and provable!
what does this have to do with my testimony?	That's not the point.
that's the whole point, jeffrey. that's the whole point. anyone's. everyone's. they are gonna look under every rock, dig up every flaw, every mistake you've ever made. they are going to distort and exaggerate everything you've ever done, man. don't you understand?	What does this have to do with my testimony?
a can opener! a $39.95 can opener. i canceled payment... it was junk.  you ever bounce a check, lowell? you ever look at another woman's tits? you ever cheat a little on your taxes?  whose life, if you look at it under a microscope, doesn't have any flaws...?	That's the whole point, Jeffrey. That's the whole point. Anyone's. Everyone's. They are gonna look under every rock, dig up every flaw, every mistake you've ever made. They are going to distort and exaggerate everything you've ever done, man. Don't you understand?
abc telemarketing company.	A can opener! A $39.95 can opener. I canceled payment... It was junk.  You ever bounce a check, Lowell? You ever look at another woman's tits? You ever cheat a little on your taxes?  Whose life, if you look at it under a microscope, doesn't have any flaws...?
abc...?	ABC Telemarketing Company.
alright... the abc telemarketing company?	ABC...?
what kind of shit is this? i was not on the team, i sparred with the olympic team... okay?	Alright... the ABC Telemarketing Company?
some public relations guy got a hold of a tape of an interview... where you're saying you were on the american judo team in the olympics...?	What kind of shit is this? I was not on the team, I sparred with the Olympic Team... okay?
what?	Some public relations guy got a hold of a tape of an interview... where you're saying you were on the American Judo Team in the Olympics...?
yes. did you lie about being on the american judo team in the olympics?	What?
she did not sue me. we had a dispute over money... i settled it, she dropped the complaint...  any other questions?	Yes. Did you lie about being on the American Judo Team in the Olympics?
she sued you for back payments of child support?	She did not sue me. We had a dispute over money... I settled it, she dropped the complaint...  Any other questions?
...i was young. i was young... confused... we didn't handle it the right way...	She sued you for back payments of child support?
everything... you... say! and i can't defend you, man, with one hand tied behind my back! because you keep from me... what they can discover. and they will discover everything! believe me.	...I was young. I was young... confused... We didn't handle it the right way...
i told the truth!	Everything... you... say! And I can't defend you, man, with one hand tied behind my back! Because you keep from me... what they can discover. And they will discover everything! Believe me.
oh, you know what we do or do not need to know? since when have you become a media expert?	What do you want to do, Lowell, look up my ass, too...!
no? no, what?	I do not think that you "know" for me... what it is to walk in my shoes...  ...for my kids to have seen it... for them to know why I've put them through what I did... the public airing of that... the testament to why I did what I did... you're telling me is not going to see the light of day.
no.	No? No, what?
b & w may have threatened litigation... cbs is on the block...  but you, i mean, i know how...	No.
what?!	B & W may have threatened litigation... CBS is on the block...  But you, I mean, I know how...
i don't know how to say this, jeff, except to just say it right out, so i'll say it. they do not want to air it.	What?!
"part of the reason i'm here is i felt that their representation clearly, at least within..."	Run that Sandefur piece on "nicotine's not addictive." Run that on-camera. Then cut right to Wigand with "I believe they perjured..." Then go wide to the CEOs all taking the oath. Back on Jeff and play the pause after the word "felt" on the B-side...
you mean... since this morning?	No. I mean since whenever...
what's changed?	You mean... since this morning?
i heard about the kentucky gag order...	I don't know what to do.
yeah, great.	I heard about the Kentucky gag order...
you attract a crowd.	Yeah, great.
i know. i'm going to go there tonight...	Did you have a good day?
i'm going to be a witness for them in their litigation. so i'm going to fly to pascagoula to give a deposition...	I know. I'm going to go there tonight...
i heard.	I'm going to be a witness for them in their litigation. So I'm going to fly to Pascagoula to give a deposition...
i called richard scruggs in mississippi...	I heard.
lowell, i can't afford --	...they "volunteered." A friend owns a large security company.
liane, this is a preliminary...  you didn't tell her we were taping? what did she think she was coming to new york for?	...to talk about it. To think about it. I had a plan to ease her into it. But, I really -- I didn't know how to do that...
good. but jeff...	I'll call them, Lowell.
jeff...	They get to go home at night. What does it cost these people to do this to us? Nothing?! My girls are crying, so fuck them! I want to tape! I'm done thinking about it.
they do this with impunity!	Jeff...
jeff, call the fbi right away...	They do this with impunity!
excuse me. yeah...	They're terrorizing us. Death threats?! To my family? My kids?!
i have to put my family's welfare on the line here, my friend! and what are you puttin' up? you're puttin' up words!	Words! While you've been dickin' around at fucking company golf tournaments, I been out in the world, giving my word and backing it up with action.
no, don't evade a choice you gotta make be questioning my reputation or "60 minutes'" with this cheap skepticism!	I have to put my family's welfare on the line here, my friend! And what are you puttin' up? You're puttin' up words!
i don't think you really understand --	No, don't evade a choice you gotta make be questioning my reputation or "60 Minutes'" with this cheap skepticism!
are you talking to me or did somebody else just walk in here?! i never abandoned a source!	I don't think you really understand --
maybe that's just what you've been telling yourself all these years to justify having a good job? having status? and maybe for the audience, it's just voyeurism? something to do on a sunday night. and maybe it won't change a fucking thing. and people like myself and my family are left hung out to dry. used up! broke, alone!	Are you talking to me or did somebody else just walk in here?! I never abandoned a source!
yes.	Maybe that's just what you've been telling yourself all these years to justify having a good job? Having status? And maybe for the audience, it's just voyeurism? Something to do on a Sunday night. And maybe it won't change a fucking thing. And people like myself and my family are left hung out to dry. Used up! Broke, alone!
you believe that because you get information out to people... something happens?	Yes.
i believe that? yes, i believe that.	You believe that because you get information out to people... something happens?
you believe that?	I believe that? Yes, I believe that.
you should. because when you're done, a judgment is going to go down in the court of public opinion, my friend. and that's the power you have.	You believe that?
no.	You should. Because when you're done, a judgment is going to go down in the court of public opinion, my friend. And that's the power you have.
you believe that?	No.
i'm just a commodity to you, aren't i? i could be anything. right? anything worth putting on between commercials...	...to a network, probably, we're all commodities.  To me? You are not a commodity. What you are is important.
i'm not pushing you around!  i'm asking you questions.	I'm just a commodity to you, aren't I? I could be anything. Right? Anything worth putting on between commercials...
i drink. a couple of occasions more than i should have.  i was cited for shoplifting once. but it was a mistake...  i pushed liane one time. we were both stressed out because of the pressure. she went to her mother's.  i got fired because when i get angry i have difficulty censoring myself. and i don't like to be pushed around!	I'm not pushing you around!  I'm asking you questions.
they're gonna dig up stuff from your past, they're gonna throw it at you. i got to know what they're gonna throw. you understand?	I drink. A couple of occasions more than I should have.  I was cited for shoplifting once. But it was a mistake...  I pushed Liane one time. We were both stressed out because of the pressure. She went to her mother's.  I got fired because when I get angry I have difficulty censoring myself. And I don't like to be pushed around!
why?	They're gonna dig up stuff from your past, they're gonna throw it at you. I got to know what they're gonna throw. You understand?
well, my father left us when i was five-years old. he was not the most ingenious man i ever knew... let's get back to brown & williamson. if you decide to go on "60 minutes," i got to know everything about why you got fired.	Why?
my father was a mechanical engineer... most ingenious man i ever knew.	Well, my father left us when I was five-years old. He was not the most ingenious man I ever knew... Let's get back to Brown & Williamson. If you decide to go on "60 Minutes," I got to know everything about why you got fired.
you charge by the hour?	My father was a mechanical engineer... most ingenious man I ever knew.
is that why you became a journalist? then you get to ask all the questions?	You charge by the hour?
my father? what the hell's that got to do with my father?	Is that why you became a journalist? Then you get to ask all the questions?
next to your father?	My father? What the hell's that got to do with my father?
marcuse. yeah. he was my mentor. he had a major influence on the new left in the late '60s... and on me, personally.	Next to your father?
the internet said you did graduate work in wisconsin, then went to uc la jolla with professor... marcus?	Marcuse. Yeah. He was my mentor. He had a major influence on the New Left in the late '60s... and on me, personally.
tempura...	The internet said you did graduate work in Wisconsin, then went to UC La Jolla with Professor... Marcus?
what did you get us?	Tempura...
yeah... look, thanks for talking. i'm sorry i woke you up.	It's okay.
hello. you there	Yeah... Look, thanks for talking. I'm sorry I woke you up.
it's obvious, isn't it?	Hello. You there
how'd you know that, lowell?	It's obvious, isn't it?
makes you feel good? putting what you know to use?	How'd you know that, Lowell?
...okay.	Makes you feel good? Putting what you know to use?
oh, yes, yes, yes, i did... i wanted to talk to you. i wanted to hook up and talk to you. about what we were talking about in your car.	...okay.
no, you said you were going to call me tomorrow. so, what about?	Oh, yes, yes, yes, I did... I wanted to talk to you. I wanted to hook up and talk to you. About what we were talking about in your car.
you know, i was thinking of calling you tomorrow, anyway.  how are your kids handling the new house?	Good.  You have kids?
the new place? new.	You okay?
i've always thought of myself... as a man of science. that's what's wrong with it.	Then... you're in a state of conflict, Jeff.
okay, so, here you are... you go to work for tobacco.  you come from corporate cultures where research, really, creative thinking, these are core values. you go to tobacco... tobacco is a sales culture. market and sell enormous volume. go to a lot of golf tournaments. the hell with everything else.  what are you doing? why are you working for "tobacco" in the first place?	I can't talk about it. The work I was supposed to do... might have had some positive effect. I don't know... it could have been beneficial.  Mostly, I got paid a lot. I took the money. My wife was happy. My kids had good medical. Good schools. Got a great house.  I mean, what the hell is wrong with that...?
it was on c-span. yeah.	Okay, so, here you are... you go to work for tobacco.  You come from corporate cultures where research, really, creative thinking, these are core values. You go to tobacco... Tobacco is a sales culture. Market and sell enormous volume. Go to a lot of golf tournaments. The hell with everything else.  What are you doing? Why are you working for "tobacco" in the first place?
...and swore under oath that they know nothing about addiction, disease...	It was on C-SPAN. Yeah.
the seven ceos of big tobacco... they got up in front of congress that time... it was on television...	...and swore under oath that they know nothing about addiction, disease...
seven dwarfs?	The seven CEOs of Big Tobacco... they got up in front of Congress that time... it was on television...
johnson & johnson. union carbide in japan. i was general manager and director of new products. i speak japanese. i was a director of corporate development at pfizer. all health-related.  what else? outside the "zone"...?	I don't know... you think the Knicks are gonna make it through the semi- finals?
like where'd you work before brown & williamson?	Johnson & Johnson. Union Carbide in Japan. I was general manager and director of new products. I speak Japanese. I was a director of corporate development at Pfizer. All health-related.  What else? Outside the "zone"...?
like what?	Like where'd you work before Brown & Williamson?
talk to me outside the zone of your agreement?	Like what?
they should be.	Talk to me outside the zone of your agreement?
they're afraid of you, aren't they?	They should be.
and, i'm unemployed. so i have to protect my medical coverage.  ...so i left them a message this morning. their expanded confidentiality agreement? i will sign it.	They're afraid of you, aren't they?
you came all the way down here to tell me that?	No. I did not. Big Tobacco is a big story. And you got something important to say. I can tell.  But, yes. I did. I came all the way down here to tell you: story, no story, fuck your story, I don't burn people.
and i don't like paranoid accusations! i'm a journalist. think. use your head. how do i operate as a journalist by screwing the people who could provide me with information before they provided me with it?	You came all the way down here to tell me that?
it happened after i talked to you. i do not like coincidences!	And I don't like paranoid accusations! I'm a journalist. Think. Use your head. How do I operate as a journalist by screwing the people who could provide me with information before they provided me with it?
how the hell do i know about brown & williamson?	It happened after I talked to you. I do not like coincidences!
how did brown & williamson know i spoke to you...?	How the hell do I know about Brown & Williamson?
why am i gonna mention your name?	How did Brown & Williamson know I spoke to you...?
so, you didn't mention my name? you haven't talked to anybody about me?	Why am I gonna mention your name?
to straighten something out with you. right here. right now.	So, you didn't mention my name? You haven't talked to anybody about me?
this is my house... in front of my wife, my kids?! what business do we have?	To straighten something out with you. Right here. Right now.
i did not burn you. i did not give you up to anyone!	This is my house... In front of my wife, my kids?! What business do we have?
what do...	I did not burn you. I did not give you up to anyone!
good. i want to talk to you.	What do...
c'mere. i want to talk to you.	Good. I want to talk to you.
i'm lowell bergman. we spoke on the phone, remember?	C'mere. I want to talk to you.
jump in, quick, c'mon...	I'm Lowell Bergman. We spoke on the phone, remember?
mrs. wigand, how do you do?	Jump in, quick, c'mon...
what are you talking about? where are you?	Fuck you, too!
...protect your sources...! you screwed me! you sold me out!	What are you talking about? Where are you?
should i just take the documents now?	If you want to do it.
that, you have to discuss with cbs business affairs. but, for something like this, i would say anywhere between 10, 12 thousand.	Should I just take the documents now?
how much would i get paid?	That, you have to discuss with CBS Business Affairs. But, for something like this, I would say anywhere between 10, 12 thousand.
did work.	How much would I get paid?
did work.	Did work.
between journalists and management, yes, i believe they do... but i don't take that seriously.  where do you work?	Did work.
doesn't cbs have confidentiality agreements, mr. bergman?	Between journalists and management, yes, I believe they do... but I don't take that seriously.  Where do you work?
far as you go where?	This issue is a drop in the bucket. I can talk to you about what's in here. But I can't talk to you about anything else.
...but that's as far as i go...	Far as you go where?
just so i know you know, when i talk to people in confidence, it stays that way.	How did a radical journalist from Ramparts Magazine end up at CBS?
i know what i have to know.	Just so I know you know, when I talk to people in confidence, it stays that way.
like what? your sign?	I know what I have to know.
is there anything you want to know about me, mr. wigand...?	Like what? Your sign?
look, i really don't have that much time...	Is there anything you want to know about me, Mr. Wigand...?
black, black...	Look, I really don't have that much time...
how do you like your coffee? black?	Black, black...
who's that?	That's room service. They usually knock first.  Come on in... Over here, please.
i can't say that!	No, you can.  Tell him to get on the fucking phone!
alright, now listen to me. i want you -- i want you to tell him, in these words: get on the fucking phone...!	I can't say that!
he doesn't seem to be listening...	Alright, now listen to me. I want you -- I want you to tell him, in these words: get on the fucking phone...!
what's happening?!	He doesn't seem to be listening...
hello, can you hear me now?	What's happening?!
what?	Hello, can you hear me now?
what about now?	What?
you're breaking up. i can't hear you.	What about now?
did he hear you?	You're breaking up. I can't hear you.
i think i need to call the police. he won't respond...	No, no. Don't call the police!  Just tell him I'm on the phone with you... My name is Lowell Bergman... Just tell him that.
where you staying now?	Our favorite hotel, honey... I checked into Room 930. Odd choice? Huh?
and, so, i moved out... i see the girls a couple of days a week...	Where you staying now?
liane has filed for divorce...	And, so, I moved out... I see the girls a couple of days a week...
what do you mean there is no family?	Liane has filed for divorce...
there is -- there is no family.	What do you mean there is no family?
jeffrey, how are you? how's the family, okay?	There is -- there is no family.
i heard you. but i got to arrange a legal defense first. i got to get you to testify in court, get it on public record.	Then hold it off the air until you got that. But I want to go to New York. And I want to go on the record. Right now!
what are you talking about?	Someone put a bullet in my mailbox.
well, no, look... i mean, there was a footprint. forget it. it's probably not important at all.  you know, i got a job now. i'm teaching high school. japanese and chemistry.  so, what were you calling about?	You called me.
well, what do you really think, though?	I don't know what the fuck I really think! Are they doing it? Is some crank doing it? Are they doing it to make me feel paranoid? Are they doing it for real and don't give a shit what I think? I don't know! I don't fucking know.
i don't want to be paranoid... i mean, maybe it's a game. some kind of mind game.	Well, what do you really think, though?
what do you mean followed you? did you call the police?	I don't want to be paranoid... I mean, maybe it's a game. Some kind of mind game.
hold on a minute, lowell...  ...somebody... may be following me. i don't know. they came on the property...	What do you mean followed you? Did you call the police?
she's okay.	Hold on a minute, Lowell...  ...somebody... may be following me. I don't know. They came on the property...
we have a couple. one's hers, one's mine. everybody uses a different name.  modern marriage.  how's liane?	She's okay.
just give me an example...	For example. James Burke, the CEO of Johnson & Johnson... when he found out that some lunatic had put poison in Tylenol bottles, he didn't argue with the FDA... He didn't even wait for the FDA to tell him. He just pulled Tylenol off every shelf of every store right across America. Instantly. And then he developed the safety cap... Because, look, as a CEO, sure, he's gotta be a great businessman, right? But he's also a man of science. He's not going to allow his company... to put on the shelf... a product that might hurt people.  Not like the Seven Dwarfs...
now, they tried to get the mississippi court to honor it, but the judge threw it out...  however, for you, there is a more perilous effect to the kentucky gag order...	Dr. Wigand, you do understand what could happen, don't you?
right.	Now, they tried to get the Mississippi Court to honor it, but the judge threw it out...  However, for you, there is a more perilous effect to the Kentucky gag order...
mike's our attorney general down here.  i was just explaining to jeff, they got a kentucky court to issue a gag order to stop his deposition today.	Right.
good to meet you, dr. wigand.	Mike's our Attorney General down here.  I was just explaining to Jeff, they got a Kentucky court to issue a gag order to stop his deposition today.
jeff wigand, michael moore.	Good to meet you, Dr. Wigand.
"you wish you hadn't blown the whistle?"	"There are times... I wish I hadn't done it. But there are times that I feel compelled to do it..." "I've -- if you asked me if I would do it again or if it's -- do I think it's worth it. Yeah. I think it's worth it."
"i would bet on it."	"The former executive has reason to bet on being sued, for major cigarette manufacturers..."
and, do you wish you hadn't come forward? you wish you hadn't blown the whistle?	Yeah, there are times I wish I hadn't done it. There are times I feel compelled to do it. If you asked me would I do it again? Do I think it's worth it? Yeah, I think it's worth it.
poor communication skills.	And, do you wish you hadn't come forward? You wish you hadn't blown the whistle?
and on march 24, thomas sandefur, ceo of brown & williamson had you fired. and the reason he gave you?	Poor communication skills.
most certainly.	And on March 24, Thomas Sandefur, CEO of Brown & Williamson had you fired. And the reason he gave you?
in other words, you were charging sandefur and brown & williamson with ignoring health considerations consciously...	Most certainly.
i sent the document forward to sandefur. i was told that we would continue to work on a substitute, we weren't going to remove it as it would impact sales, and that that was his decision.	In other words, you were charging Sandefur and Brown & Williamson with ignoring health considerations consciously...
and you sent the document forward to sandefur?	I sent the document forward to Sandefur. I was told that we would continue to work on a substitute, we weren't going to remove it as it would impact sales, and that that was his decision.
the straw that broke the camel's back for me and really put me in trouble with sandefur was a compound called "coumarin." when i came on board at b&w, they had tried to transition from coumarin to a similar flavor that would give the same taste, and had been unsuccessful. i wanted it out immediately. i was told that it would affect sales, so i should mind my own business. i constructed a memo to mr. sandefur indicating i could not in conscience continue with coumarin in a product that we now knew, we had documentation, was similar to coumadin, a lung-specific carcinogen...	And you sent the document forward to Sandefur?
the process is known as "impact boosting..." while not spiking nicotine, they clearly manipulate it. there's extensive use of this technology, know as "ammonia chemistry." it allows for the nicotine to be more rapidly absorbed in the lung and therefore affect the brain and central nervous system.	The straw that broke the camel's back for me and really put me in trouble with Sandefur was a compound called "coumarin." When I came on board at B&W, they had tried to transition from coumarin to a similar flavor that would give the same taste, and had been unsuccessful. I wanted it out immediately. I was told that it would affect sales, so I should mind my own business. I constructed a memo to Mr. Sandefur indicating I could not in conscience continue with coumarin in a product that we now knew, we had documentation, was similar to coumadin, a lung-specific carcinogen...
you're saying that brown & williamson manipulates and adjusts the nicotine fix, not by artificially adding nicotine, but by enhancing the effect of nicotine through the use of chemical elements such as ammonia...	The process is known as "impact boosting..." While not spiking nicotine, they clearly manipulate it. There's extensive use of this technology, know as "ammonia chemistry." It allows for the nicotine to be more rapidly absorbed in the lung and therefore affect the brain and central nervous system.
you're gonna get your fix...	You're saying that Brown & Williamson manipulates and adjusts the nicotine fix, not by artificially adding nicotine, but by enhancing the effect of nicotine through the use of chemical elements such as ammonia...
a delivery device for nicotine. put it in your mouth, light it up, and you're gonna get your fix...	You're gonna get your fix...
a delivery device for nicotine.	A delivery device for nicotine. Put it in your mouth, light it up, and you're gonna get your fix...
and that's what cigarettes are for...?	A delivery device for nicotine.
part of the reason i'm here is i felt that their representation clearly misstated, at least within brown & williamson's representation, clearly misstated... what is common language within the company... we are in the nicotine delivery business.	And that's what cigarettes are for...?
all of us did. there was this whole line of people... whole line of ceos up there all swearing.	Part of the reason I'm here is I felt that their representation clearly misstated, at least within Brown & Williamson's representation, clearly misstated... what is common language within the company... we are in the nicotine delivery business.
...i believe mr. sandefur perjured himself because i watched those testimonies very carefully.	All of us did. There was this whole line of people... whole line of CEOs up there all swearing.
you heard mr. sandefur say before congress that he believed nicotine was not addictive...?	...I believe Mr. Sandefur perjured himself because I watched those testimonies very carefully.
dr. wigand. i am instructing you...  ...not to answer that question in accordance to the terms of the contractual obligations undertaken by you not to disclose any information about your work at the brown & williamson tobacco company. and in accordance with the force and effect of the temporary restraining order that has been entered against you to by the court in the state of kentucky! that means you don't talk!  mr. motley, we have rights, here...	Oh, you got rights and lefts! Ups and downs and middles! So what?! You don't get to instruct anything around here! This is not North Carolina, not South Carolina nor Kentucky. This is the sovereign State of Mississippi's proceeding. Wipe that smirk off your face! Dr. Wigand's deposition will be part of this record. And I'm going to take my witness' testimony! Whether the hell you like it or not!  Answer the question, Dr...
there an echo in here? your objection's been recorded. she typed it into her little machine over there. it's on the record. so now i'll proceed with my deposition of my witness. does it act as a drug?	Dr. Wigand. I am instructing you...  ...not to answer that question in accordance to the terms of the contractual obligations undertaken by you not to disclose any information about your work at the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Company. And in accordance with the force and effect of the temporary restraining order that has been entered against you to by the court in the State of Kentucky! That means you don't talk!  Mr. Motley, we have rights, here...
object!	There an echo in here? Your objection's been recorded. She typed it into her little machine over there. It's on the record. So now I'll proceed with my deposition of my witness. Does it act as a drug?
it acts as a...	Object!
object to the form!	It acts as a...
it acts as a drug on the body?	Object to the form!
object to the form of the question!	It acts as a drug on the body?
possibly, yes. that is one of the possible consequences of your testifying here today. that's right...	How does one... "go... to... jail?" What does my family do? Go on welfare? If my wife has to work? Who's going to look after the kids? Put food on the table? My children need me. If I'm not teaching... there's no medical... no medical... even on co- pay, that's like... Tuition...
jail?	Possibly, yes. That is one of the possible consequences of your testifying here today. That's right...
my co-counsel, ron motley, and i have filed a lawsuit against the tobacco industry on behalf of the state of mississippi to get the state reimbursed medicaid costs for treating people with smoking-related illness.  if you'd be interested in talking to us, we'd certainly like to talk to you...	When should we do this?
mr. scruggs, jeff wigand. lowell bergman said i should give you a call...	My co-counsel, Ron Motley, and I have filed a lawsuit against the tobacco industry on behalf of the State of Mississippi to get the state reimbursed Medicaid costs for treating people with smoking-related illness.  If you'd be interested in talking to us, we'd certainly like to talk to you...
hello.	Mr. Scruggs, Jeff Wigand. Lowell Bergman said I should give you a call...
okay.  i don't believe you can maintain corporate integrity without confidentiality agreements. i was paid well for my work. the health and welfare benefits are good. the severance package is fair. i have no intention of violating my confidentiality agreement and disclosing that which i said i wouldn't.	I appreciate all that, Jeff. But, upon reflection... we've decided to expand our zone of comfort with you.
that's why we hire scientists...	Okay.  I don't believe you can maintain corporate integrity without confidentiality agreements. I was paid well for my work. The health and welfare benefits are good. The severance package is fair. I have no intention of violating my confidentiality agreement and disclosing that which I said I wouldn't.
"research..."  you declare, as a badge of honor, you don't even know what makes water boil...	That's why we hire scientists...
now, don't be paranoid, jeff.  about the direction of research here, we may have had our differences of opinion...	"Research..."  You declare, as a badge of honor, you don't even know what makes water boil...
you threatening my family, now, too?	Now, don't be paranoid, Jeff.  About the direction of research here, we may have had our differences of opinion...
...we worked together for, what was it, three years...? now, the work we did here is confidential, not for public scrutiny... any more than are one's family matters...	You threatening my family, now, too?
is that a threat?	...we worked together for, what was it, three years...? Now, the work we did here is confidential, not for public scrutiny... any more than are one's family matters...
yeah, i know you do...  you know, i came up through sales. one of the reasons i was a great salesman, was i never made a promise i couldn't keep.  i knew that if i ever broke my promise i'd suffer the consequence...	Is that a threat?
chapter and verse.	Yeah, I know you do...  You know, I came up through sales. One of the reasons I was a great salesman, was I never made a promise I couldn't keep.  I knew that if I ever broke my promise I'd suffer the consequence...
jeffrey says exactly what's on his mind. most people consider what they're saying... social skills... jeffrey just charges right ahead.  now, i know you understood the nature of the confidentiality portion of your severance agreement with brown & williamson, jeff...	Chapter and verse.
i'd rather play than talk about it.  what did you want to see me about? i don't like being back here.	Jeffrey says exactly what's on his mind. Most people consider what they're saying... social skills... Jeffrey just charges right ahead.  Now, I know you understood the nature of the confidentiality portion of your severance agreement with Brown & Williamson, Jeff...
and, he gets out there and he has five strokes on us. he has more concentration than anybody i've ever met. it's spooky how he can concentrate.	I'd rather play than talk about it.  What did you want to see me about? I don't like being back here.
seven...	And, he gets out there and he has five strokes on us. He has more concentration than anybody I've ever met. It's spooky how he can concentrate.
jeff's a premiere golfer... what are you, a two handicap?	Seven...
they hate each other --	So he says now! But if not for your cool headed intervention, his tantrum might have ended this schmoe's life and ruined his own... As for the sexual indiscretion which he imagined had taken place, wasn't it in fact he who had been sleeping with the pool man?
please -- was at the time brandishing your firearm, trying in his rage to shoot an acquaintance -- friend of long standing --	They hate each other --
he --	Please -- was at the time brandishing your firearm, trying in his rage to shoot an acquaintance -- friend of long standing --
your husband, who has beaten you -- repeatedly --	He --
well, i wouldn't say --	Your husband, who has beaten you -- repeatedly --
yes. your husband did show remarkable foresight in taking those pictures. and, yes, absent a swimming pool, the presence of the pool man would appear to be suspicious. but bonnie, who is the real victim here? let me suggest the following. your husband, who on a prior occasion slapped you -- beat you --	Well, I wouldn't say --
course i can't do much "wriggling" if you tie me up like that again. massey -- this is one bad bad little girl.	We'd better go before we get thrown out.
they say the massey pre-nup has never been penetrated.	She said "penetrate." Heh heh heh.
and -- there's no talking her out of it. believe me, i've tried.	They say the Massey pre-nup has never been penetrated.
therefore in an effort to remove any trace of suspicion from my sweet howard -- i wish to execute a pre- nuptial agreement.	And -- there's no talking her out of it. Believe me, I've tried.
you did good, massey!	Therefore in an effort to remove any trace of suspicion from my sweet Howard -- I wish to execute a pre- nuptial agreement.
as you are well aware, my previous marriage ended with an unjustified strain on my reputation my motives were questioned. i was slandered in court.	You did good, Massey!
baby. you are so hot!	Howard!
...and one day, this sweet girl calls me, asks me to lunch. just a shoulder to cry on deal. one thing leads to another and before i know it --	-- we realized we'd always been very attracted to one another.
honey, i don't think this is really relevant to...	...and one day, this sweet girl calls me, asks me to lunch. Just a shoulder to cry on deal. One thing leads to another and before I know it --
sixteen years? howard jr. is fourteen and mandy must be what -- twelve?	Here. Got pictures.
yeah. i know. leather would be more practical, but whatcha gonna do?	Miles, I know you're busy and that you charge by the hour so I'll come to the point. Howard and I are planning to marry.
miles, how nice of you to see us -- may i introduce howard d. doyle of doyle oil.	I told you we know each other, baby. Mr. Massey represented my ex-brother- in law. Martin Reiser?
i'd just like to have a word with her.	Why not? I'm going to have her for a lifetime.
what part?	I'd just like to have a word with her.
excuse me, mr. doyle, if i could just borrow your charming fiancee for a moment.	What part?
a wriggle room! maybe we should put that in the malibu house. screw the screening room!	-- and we are sure...
and without it, that party is exposed -- a sitting duck. no wriggle room.	A Wriggle Room! Maybe we should put that in the Malibu house. Screw the screening room!
well -- at the moment, that'd be me.	And without it, that party is exposed -- a sitting duck. No wriggle room.
-- understand what you're asking for here. the massey pre-nup provides that in the event of a dissolution of the marriage for any reason, both parties shall leave it with whatever they brought in, and earned during. no one can profit from the marriage. the pre-nup protects the wealthier party.	Well -- at the moment, that'd be me.
i just want to make sure that you both --	-- understand what you're asking for here. The Massey pre-nup provides that in the event of a dissolution of the marriage for any reason, both parties shall leave it with whatever they brought in, and earned during. No one can profit from the marriage. The pre-nup protects the wealthier party.
harvard? whoa, daddy!	I just want to make sure that you both --
what a touching story.	You know, Miles, after my wife -- wife's mastectomy -- things were never the same. This might sound cold, well, maybe not to you, Massey, but...  I like my women with two boobs.
no!	I had no idea until after, but --
i... uh guess congratulations are in order.	Well -- Marylin and Rex broke up and...
muh -- well, uh -- huh?	Yep. My divorce just came through. Shoulda called you. Coulda cut a better deal! My wife still has health insurance and gets to see the children. But, I don't know. Guess I'm just a softie. After all Amanda and me were together for -- what -- you'd know better than me, Marylin. She was your best friend.
so she's uh, flourishing?	She makes felt wallets. Got one right here.
few suicide attempts, little inpatient stint. naturally, she misses her kids. six weekends a year and alternate yom kippurs seemed harsh to us but -- hey -- all's fair. anyhoo, she lives with a "nurse," takes her meds and goes to occupational therapy at a local sheltered workshop.	So she's uh, flourishing?
and how is mrs. reiser?	Few suicide attempts, little inpatient stint. Naturally, she misses her kids. Six weekends a year and alternate Yom Kippurs seemed harsh to us but -- hey -- all's fair. Anyhoo, she lives with a "nurse," takes her meds and goes to occupational therapy at a local sheltered workshop.
after you, doll.	And how is Mrs. Reiser?
oh. right. won't you have a seat?	After you, Doll.
you're in a rush.	Mr. Dumbarton is, yes.
is that... one person?	Here's her picture...
well -- i, uh, that is to say mr. dumbarton -- would like you to uh, neutralize a, uh, business associate by the name of marylin rexroth doyle massey uh dumbart -- uh, massey.	Is that... one person?
who do you want me to kill?	Well -- I, uh, that is to say Mr. Dumbarton -- would like you to uh, neutralize a, uh, business associate by the name of Marylin Rexroth Doyle Massey uh Dumbart -- uh, Massey.
excuse me?	Who do you want me to kill?
who's the pigeon?	Excuse me?
i am here representing mr. dumbarton, on a... matter of some delicacy.	Who's the pigeon?
well, actually, all whores worship the dollar, if you want to get technical.	Shut up. I was a lawyer. Just like you. And my clients? Whores just like you.
lemme tell you something. you are the pestilence. i'm the exterminator.	Oh Joe, be happy for us. I'll pay you the twenty thousand.
you're calling me a pestilence? that's a hoot!	I'm sorry. That was unkind and -- but, we changed our minds.  Did you really mean what you said on the phone. It wasn't because you found out about Rex?
triple!	Who's the pigeon?
that's his lawyer.	Triple!
no...	That's his lawyer.
is this mr. dumbarton?	No...
mr. dumbarton.	Is this Mr. Dumbarton?
whoever sent you, i'll pay double.	Mr. Dumbarton.
objection, your honor. this isn't about mrs. rexroth's filial obligations.	Sustained.
we rest, your honor.	Mr. Massey?
who's next, mrs. rabinow.	We rest, Your Honor.
grounds?	Uh... poetry recitation.
objection, your honor!	Grounds?
marylin! what have i done?	I don't know, but don't call me Marylin.
huh?	Marylin! What have I done?
that was -- oh, shit. what if he's on his way over there?	Huh?
who was that?	That was -- oh, shit. What if he's on his way over there?
she's rich. we're still married. we have no pre-nup.	So, that's good, right?
marvin says that rex's will is four years old. he never redrafted it.	Yes.
i'm sorry to hear that. but you weren't close, were you?	Marvin says that Rex's will is four years old. He never redrafted it.
rex just had a massive coronary. in the middle of a business meeting. he's dead.	I'm sorry to hear that. But you weren't close, were you?
what do you mean, was.	Rex just had a massive coronary. In the middle of a business meeting. He's dead.
he was rex rexroth's personal attorney.	What do you mean, was.
yes?	He was Rex Rexroth's personal attorney.
that was marvin untermeyer.	Yes?
what?	That was Marvin Untermeyer.
my god.	What?
it's your move, miles.	I already made my move, Kenneth.
they won't get a conviction. the husband called it in as a suicide. the forensic guys weren't thinking murder. i'm sure some of the evidence was compromised.	It's your move, Miles.
no. you have the ring. wrigley has the pre-nup.	Oh. I thought maybe --  Gee!
no. i have the ring. was i supposed to have a pre-nup?	No. You have the ring. Wrigley has the pre-nup.
you have the pre-nup?	No. I have the ring. Was I supposed to have a pre-nup?
i have it.	You have the pre-nup?
asian? no.	Well... I'm still...
is she asian?	Asian? No.
thanks, buddy.	Is she Asian?
i'm happy for you, pal.	Thanks, buddy.
he's the wrong man.	Miles! Don't waste time with someone else's queen, either.
doyle oil?  a massey pre-nup?  she loves him.	He's the wrong man.
marylin rexroth. she came into my office and signed a pre-nup with howard doyle.	Doyle Oil?  A Massey Pre-nup?  She loves him.
what?	Marylin Rexroth. She came into my office and signed a pre-nup with Howard Doyle.
she can't really love that idiot, can she?	What?
the center counter defense. the thing is not to move your queen too early.	She can't really love that idiot, can she?
what?	The Center Counter Defense. The thing is not to move your queen too early.
oh. that.  don't waste time with your queen.	What?
yes. the inability to experience pleasure.	Oh. That.  Don't waste time with your queen.
got any symptoms?	Yes. The inability to experience pleasure.
do you think i'm going to end up like herb myerson, with a colostomy bag instead of a family?	Got any symptoms?
you're in check.	I should be in therapy.
denial is not a river in egypt.	You're in check.
i was going to play golf. you were going to have asian girlfriends.	Denial is not a river in Egypt.
you were going to be a cardiac surgeon. i was going to clerk for the supreme court.	I was going to play golf. You were going to have Asian girlfriends.
we did not.	You were going to be a Cardiac Surgeon. I was going to clerk for the Supreme Court.
botox. christ. we had aspirations when we were in college.	We did not.
set one side for bel air.	Botox. Christ. We had aspirations when we were in college.
it was a gift from a client.	Set one side for Bel Air.
why would you need two time zones? you never leave beverly hills.	It was a gift from a client.
it's a lecoultre revers. you can flip the face, and set it for two time zones.	Why would you need two time zones? You never leave Beverly Hills.
no frown lines.  new watch?	It's a LeCoultre Revers. You can flip the face, and set it for two time zones.
why in god's name would i want...?	No frown lines.  New watch?
it's a form of botulism. i just inject it into your forehead, and it paralyzes your eyebrows so you can't raise them...	Why in God's name would I want...?
what the hell is botox?	It's a form of botulism. I just inject it into your forehead, and it paralyzes your eyebrows so you can't raise them...
you want botox?	What the hell is Botox?
i don't need it.	You want Botox?
everyone needs plastic surgery. you need it.	I don't need it.
not this one. not unless her hmo covers plastic surgery, which, incidentally, she does not need.	Everyone needs plastic surgery. You need it.
so. i won't be seeing her? your clients usually visit me after the settlement.	Not this one. Not unless her HMO covers plastic surgery, which, incidentally, she does not need.
she got absolutely nothing. zero. zip.	So. I won't be seeing her? Your clients usually visit me after the settlement.
what is your husband's profession?	He manufactures staples and industrial brad-tacks. He's very successful.
i was a hostess. for trans-world airlines.	What is your husband's profession?
prior to your marriage, what was your profession?	I was a hostess. For Trans-World Airlines.
except for two years when he was in the navy, in korea.	Prior to your marriage, what was your profession?
mrs. guttman, you have testified that you were your husband's sexual slave for thirty-six years, ever since you were married --	Except for two years when he was in the Navy, in Korea.
it sounded like a bell.	I'll be right back.
oh boy. if he only knew.	Yeah. I guess. You know --
well. he said to "make the house mine."	Oh boy. If he only knew.
is tong older than ming?	I think Ming is older than Tong.  What is this?
you said 'yes' didn't you?	I said yes.
you're vulnerable.	It's about time.
i begged you to have a baby!	In the Godfather, after the courtroom scene, Frankie Pentangeli opens his veins in the bathtub.
maybe she wanted a free trip to la. maybe they offered her money. massey is very seductive. who knows.	Maybe they put a horse head in her bed?
why do you think she did it?	Maybe she wanted a free trip to LA. Maybe they offered her money. Massey is very seductive. Who knows.
it was like that scene in the godfather. frankie pentangeli is called to testify against the family. and he's in court, and he looks into the spectators gallery, and sees his brother. they brought the brother from sicily. and frankie can't say a word. he can't testify. that's what it was like seeing pat in there. i couldn't even have ruth cross examine her.	Why do you think she did it?
you like kids.	I can't have a baby with a man I don't love... And I can't submit a child to divorce.
no.	You like kids.
you should have tried to get pregnant marylin -- solidify your position.	No.
so who'd you hire?	Ruth Rabino.
sweet.	I thought so.
pre-castro.	Fine. They were created during a dictatorship.  What if something happened to you? What would I tell little Gus when he asked "what was my daddy like?"
murder!	I don't see how we can ever find our way back from...
murder?	Murder!
income tax evasion?	Murder?
forgery? fraud?	Income tax evasion?
you're forgetting howard doyle?	Forgery? Fraud?
your forgetting rex rexroth?	You're forgetting Howard Doyle?
you wounded me first, marylin.	Your forgetting Rex Rexroth?
but then -- i guess -- something inside me died when i realized that you'd hired a goon to kill me.	Yes. I know. It's exactly how I felt when I realized you'd hired the goon to kill...
it's not something i wanted either.	But then -- I guess -- something inside me died when I realized that you'd hired a goon to kill me.
hard to believe this is the way it will end up for us.	It's not something I wanted either.
hello miles.	Hard to believe this is the way it will end up for us.
hello marylin.	Hello Miles.
marylin. run. i'll distract him.	I'm not leaving you. I took self defense
nonono. marylin -- i'm your husband. i'd be entitled to rex's money. no matter what happened to you.	That's true.
you were going to have this thug...?	Wait just a second there. You sent him here. You unearthed this pestilence.
now. but first, he worked for you.	You were going to have this thug...?
wait! he works for you?	Now. But first, he worked for you.
it's okay joe.	Wait! He works for YOU?
marylin!	It's okay Joe.
it's a no go, joe.	Marylin!
so did i. now pack up a few basics and --	You do? You do love me?
i fell in love miles.	So did I. Now pack up a few basics and --
please! leave the house.	I fell in love Miles.
just listen to me. i'm sorry, miles. it's true that my initial intention was to...	Please! Leave the house.
no buts. now. out.	Just listen to me. I'm sorry, Miles. It's true that my initial intention was to...
i will, miles. i will leave. but miles --	No buts. Now. Out.
you have to leave the house immediately!	I will, Miles. I will leave. But Miles --
miles? miles! where have you been? i've been trying to get in touch.	You have to leave the house immediately!
marylin?	Miles? Miles! Where have you been? I've been trying to get in touch.
hello?	Marylin?
that's blackmail.	That's marriage.
drop the bogus forgery charge and i'll forget about your generous friends slash clients.	That's blackmail.
did our marriage ever mean anything to you?	Drop the bogus forgery charge and I'll forget about your generous friends slash clients.
i believe the residence will be part of the settlement.	Did our marriage ever mean anything to you?
meaning my house.	I believe the residence will be part of the settlement.
i know. so am i, right? and so is agent wilson of the internal revenue service. he's a dedicated, underpaid graduate of southwestern university -- very tenacious, and never more so than when he's dealing with an unscrupulous colleague.  i think it's only fair to warn you: i'm going to file an action, miles. and after a decent interval i plan to have ruth seek an injunction that will forbid your approach within 500 feet of my house.	Meaning my house.
you're out of your league, marylin. rexroth was a primate. i'm a professional.	I know. So am I, right? And so is Agent Wilson of the Internal Revenue Service. He's a dedicated, underpaid graduate of Southwestern University -- very tenacious, and never more so than when he's dealing with an unscrupulous colleague.  I think it's only fair to warn you: I'm going to file an action, Miles. And after a decent interval I plan to have Ruth seek an injunction that will forbid your approach within 500 feet of my house.
i don't have to. that's what the irs guys do. and they do it with great zeal. see, they work at these tortuous civil service jobs, and when five hundred dollar an hour boys like you take their trade out in luxury goodies, these saps feel.. well, they feel like saps. and they feel bitter and they feel vengeful and they feel wrath.  what is this? a romeo and julieta?	You're out of your league, Marylin. Rexroth was a primate. I'm a professional.
you can't prove anything.	I don't have to. That's what the IRS guys do. And they do it with great zeal. See, they work at these tortuous civil service jobs, and when five hundred dollar an hour boys like you take their trade out in luxury goodies, these saps feel.. well, they feel like saps. And they feel bitter and they feel vengeful and they feel WRATH.  What is this? A Romeo and Julieta?
salary. unreported income.  by the way, what time is it on bellagio road?	You can't prove anything.
those are gifts.	Salary. Unreported income.  By the way, what time IS it on Bellagio Road?
arty farty stuff.  lithographs and pre castro cubans. watches and mileage on private jets. stuff, miles. stuff you get from grateful clients.	Those are gifts.
what kind of "stuff?"	Arty Farty stuff.  Lithographs and pre Castro Cubans. Watches and mileage on private jets. Stuff, Miles. Stuff you get from grateful clients.
stuff.  got a light?	What kind of "stuff?"
i'm not talking about dollars, studmuffin. i'm talking about --	STUFF.  Got a light?
i'm clean with the irs. i've reported every dollar i've ever made. try again, girlfriend.	I'm not talking about dollars, studmuffin. I'm talking about --
the irs? they owe me. i'm expecting a refund.	I'm clean with the IRS. I've reported every dollar I've ever made. Try again, girlfriend.
i'm reporting you to the irs.	The IRS? They owe me. I'm expecting a refund.
are you threatening me, because i'm sure that's a violation of the terms of your bail.	I'm reporting you to the IRS.
i want to nail you ass.	Are you threatening me, because I'm sure that's a violation of the terms of your bail.
what do you want?	I want to nail you ass.
comfy!	What do you want?
on the contrary. we're married and we have no pre-nup, so a case could be made that everything in here is mine.	Comfy!
i don't believe you have "things."	On the contrary. We're married and we have no pre-nup, so a case could be made that everything in here is mine.
i'd just like to pick up a few of my things	I don't believe you have "things."
i don't know. maybe i should grab my mace. i'm a civil attorney. i have little experience with "the criminal mind."	I'd just like to pick up a few of my things
may i come in?	I don't know. Maybe I should grab my mace. I'm a civil attorney. I have little experience with "the criminal mind."
well. well. well. look who made bail!	May I come in?
miles? you're scaring me.	I'm sorry, Darling. I love it. It's chic and timeless and elegant and eclectic and. It's you, Marylin. It is YOU.
can you marylin? can you return the trust? can you return the hopes? the dreams? can you just...  send it all back for store credit?	Miles? You're scaring me.
miles. i have a very good relationship with all the salesmen. i can return everything.	Can you Marylin? Can you return the trust? Can you return the hopes? The dreams? Can you just...  SEND IT ALL BACK FOR STORE CREDIT?
what's wrong miles? did i spend too much?	Miles. I have a very good relationship with all the salesmen. I can return everything.
i love you. i want to have your baby.	What's wrong Miles? Did I spend too much?
you don't like me?	I love you. I want to have your baby.
i have a surprise for you.	I bet.
hello marylin.	I have a surprise for you.
hi.	Hello Marylin.
miles.	I think a nursery should be right off the master suite. My parents put mine in the guest house. Apparently they did have a Fisher Price intercom, but my mother turned it off when I was seven months old because I was so --
exactly. and then -- maybe -- not right away -- there's a room right off the bedroom -- it would be perfect for a nursery.  it's a walk in humidor right now -- but if i took out the refrigeration unit --	Miles.
fabric and fringe.	Exactly. And then -- maybe -- not right away -- There's a room right off the bedroom -- It would be perfect for a nursery.  It's a walk in humidor right now -- but if I took out the refrigeration unit --
good.  are those foods?	Fabric and fringe.
well, i suppose i could "girly" it up for you with a little fortuny, and some passementerie --	Good.  Are those foods?
here's my card. spend as much as you want. we get mileage.	Well, I suppose I could "girly" it up for you with a little Fortuny, and some passementerie --
i know. but i've converted most of them into ridiculous "guy" rooms -- a billiard room, a card room, a gym -- honey, want you to go out, as soon as you feel up to it -- and buy married things. woman things. personalize it. marylinize it. make this your house.	Here's my card. Spend as much as you want. We get mileage.
hardly. you have six bedrooms	I know. But I've converted most of them into ridiculous "Guy" rooms -- a billiard room, a card room, a gym -- Honey, want you to go out, as soon as you feel up to it -- and buy married things. Woman things. Personalize it. Marylinize it. Make this your house.
in fact, this is not a married house -- it's a bachelor pad.	Hardly. You have six bedrooms
honey, i could sit...	In fact, this is not a married house -- it's a bachelor pad.
no. stay. i want you close to me. this couch is wrong. it's not a "married couch."	Honey, I could sit...
i'm sorry. i'm squishing you. i'll move to the...	No. Stay. I want you close to me. This couch is wrong. It's not a "married couch."
but?	I want this to be a marriage based on love, trust and community property. That's all I've ever wanted.
oh miles!	What I mean is, your wealth is completely protected.
no. judge -- just a sec. but marylin, if we sign it, i can't hope to benefit from the marriage.	Oh Miles!
wasn't she the judge at my divorce hearing?	Yes. Short notice you know, but I think there's nice closure to it. Hello Judge Muson. A pleasure as always.
i know.	I have a watch.
i don't have a ring!	I know.
yes. again.	I don't have a ring!
no ma'am. i have been asleep all my life up to this moment. marylin, will you marry me?	Yes. Again.
do you want to sleep on it?	No ma'am. I have been asleep all my life up to this moment. Marylin, will you marry me?
no.	Do you want to sleep on it?
do you want me to sleep on it?	No.
you do?	Do you want me to sleep on it?
yes, miles. i accept.	You do?
yes? yes, you do have more experience?	Yes, Miles. I accept.
yes.	Yes? Yes, you do have more experience?
yes. i am. what else could those words mean? i believe we belong together and we can make one another happy. and we should be happy because happiness is better than the alternative which is -- just jump in any old time, marylin. you have more experience at this than i do.	Yes.
did you just propose to me?	Yes. I am. What else could those words mean? I believe we belong together and we can make one another happy. And we should be happy because happiness is better than the alternative which is -- just jump in any old time, Marylin. You have more experience at this than I do.
no... that wasn't right. i want you to be my wife.	Did you just propose to me?
huh?	No... That wasn't right. I want YOU to be MY wife.
i want to be your -- your wife.	Huh?
i want... i want to...	I want to be your -- your wife.
what is it miles?	I want... I want to...
and i'm not used to -- marylin -- there's something i want to ask you.	What is it Miles?
i'm a little embarrassed. i'm not used to losing control with such -- volume.	And I'm not used to -- Marylin -- there's something I want to ask you.
i have to say -- i'm speechless. no. i'm never speechless.	I'm a little embarrassed. I'm not used to losing control with such -- volume.
don't go. stay with me for a while.	I have to say -- I'm speechless. No. I'm never speechless.
friends?	Don't go. Stay with me for a while.
thank you for the coffee. it's very robust.	Friends?
no.	Thank you for the coffee. It's very robust.
i'm sorry miles. you shouldn't listen to me. i'm sure you have a very fulfilling life. i'd better go. i'm depressing.	No.
that is bullshit! mine is a bitch and yours is a psycho. i can't believe you're saying this, marylin! there's nothing wrong with us. we're attractive and charismatic and successful and... i like us.	I'm sorry Miles. You shouldn't listen to me. I'm sure you have a very fulfilling life. I'd better go. I'm depressing.
we are, miles. you know i'm right. there's something "off" about you and me miles. and maybe it isn't because of these women -- maybe they were just extremely insightful and recognized our "deficiencies" very early on. maybe...	That is bullshit! Mine is a bitch and yours is a psycho. I can't believe you're saying this, Marylin! There's nothing wrong with us. We're attractive and charismatic and successful and... I like us.
no, we're not!	We are, Miles. You know I'm right. There's something "off" about you and me Miles. And maybe it isn't because of these women -- maybe they were just extremely insightful and recognized our "deficiencies" very early on. Maybe...
we're damaged goods.	No, we're not!
oh right. you met patricia.	We're damaged goods.
your mother was.	Oh right. You met Patricia.
and here i thought my mother was...	Your mother was.
boy. boy, oh boy.	And here I thought my mother was...
apparently she was very disappointed.	Boy. Boy, oh boy.
she held that against you?	Apparently she was very disappointed.
no. she loved me. she would never not love her son. she just didn't... i wasn't her "type." she said i was a very, colicky baby. you know? difficult. not a good sleeper? didn't eat well? we got off to a bad start, and she never seemed to recoup --	She held that against you?
she didn't love you?	No. She loved me. She would never not love her son. She just didn't... I wasn't her "type." She said I was a very, colicky baby. You know? Difficult. Not a good sleeper? Didn't eat well? We got off to a bad start, and she never seemed to recoup --
she never particularly cared for me.	She didn't love you?
and your mother was very beautiful. she must be proud of you.	She never particularly cared for me.
hmmm...	And your mother was very beautiful. She must be proud of you.
you look like you were a very sensitive child. you have expressive eyes.	Hmmm...
yeah. mom. mom and brother.	You look like you were a very sensitive child. You have expressive eyes.
oh. and that is -- mom?	Yeah. Mom. Mom and brother.
me. yes.	Oh. And that is -- mom?
is that you?	Me. Yes.
rex sent me two humidors full of pre- castro cubans.	Is that you?
no kidding. i'll bet you have some very grateful clients. what'd rex buy you?	Rex sent me two humidors full of pre- Castro Cubans.
no. no. i don't have a... no. it was from a client.	No kidding. I'll bet you have some very grateful clients. What'd Rex buy you?
from a -- girlfriend.	No. No. I don't have a... no. It was from a client.
yes. i just got that, actually. it was a gift.	From a -- girlfriend.
you have wonderful art. i love that lithograph. hockney?	Yes. I just got that, actually. It was a gift.
thank you.	You have wonderful art. I love that lithograph. Hockney?
you have a very nice home, miles. very inviting.	Thank you.
no. don't stop.	Okay Miles.
okay. should i stop at starbucks and pick up a blended for --	No. Don't stop.
i live right near there. the 800 block of maple. come here. marylin -- come here right now before -- just come here.	Okay. Should I stop at Starbucks and pick up a blended for --
i'm on sunset. near the beverly hills hotel. wanna meet me for a drink in the polo...?	I live right near there. The 800 Block of Maple. Come here. Marylin -- come here right now before -- just come here.
you shouldn't be driving. where are you?	I'm on Sunset. Near the Beverly Hills hotel. Wanna meet me for a drink in the Polo...?
a little.  you get out of the car. that's right, fuctard. i'm talkin' to you!	You shouldn't be driving. Where are you?
marylin? forgive me but are you -- drunk?	A little.  You get out of the car. That's right, Fuctard. I'm talkin' to you!
screw you, asswipe!	Marylin? Forgive me but are you -- drunk?
i don't blame them for betraying me. i don't blame rex, or howard or my father. you see, miles, i'm going to tell you something about me. something you may or may not know. i suck!	Screw you, asswipe!
marylin? when did i say...?	I don't blame them for betraying me. I don't blame Rex, or Howard or my father. You see, Miles, I'm going to tell you something about me. Something you may or may not know. I suck!
you're right about me. i am worthless. i am nothing. i don't deserve to live.	Marylin? When did I say...?
yes? marylin?	You're right about me. I am worthless. I am nothing. I don't deserve to live.
miles?	Yes? Marylin?
hello?	Miles?
no. just to comfort you, and appreciate you --	You really think I engineered the whole thing. You think the marriage and the divorce was part of some scheme. You came here to celebrate because you think I'm without morality or soul. You --  sound like my mother.
did you invite me here to score some cheap laughs.	No. Just to comfort you, and appreciate you --
more pictures? my god, marylin. you can open an erotic art gallery.	Did you invite me here to score some cheap laughs.
i don't feel victorious miles. i feel betrayed, abandoned and humiliated. i have pictures of him with another woman...	More pictures? My God, Marylin. You can open an erotic art gallery.
to victory.	I don't feel victorious Miles. I feel betrayed, abandoned and humiliated. I have pictures of him with another woman...
it has bones. be sure to swallow one.	Although knowing you as I do -- there will be no settlement. This time it will be complete and total annihilation.
i figure a couple of months. that's how long it should take for the ink on the settlement to dry.	It has bones. Be sure to swallow one.
have you tried the duck?	I figure a couple of months. That's how long it should take for the ink on the settlement to dry.
well, when this goes south -- promise you'll have dinner with me?	Have you tried the duck?
it was his idea. it was a gesture of love and trust. be happy for me, miles.	Well, when this goes south -- promise you'll have dinner with me?
i am thrilled for you, but tell me this... how'd you get howard to do it? i've addressed enough juries to appreciate the power of suggestion, but it seemed like he thought it was his own idea.	It was his idea. It was a gesture of love and trust. Be happy for me, Miles.
miles. miles. miles.	I am thrilled for you, but tell me this... How'd you get Howard to do it? I've addressed enough juries to appreciate the power of suggestion, but it seemed like he thought it was his own idea.
yes. he's a diamond in the rough. and i have a feeling that someday soon you'll be taking that diamond and leaving the rough.	Miles. Miles. Miles.
howard is a beautiful person.	Yes. He's a diamond in the rough. And I have a feeling that someday soon you'll be taking that diamond and leaving the rough.
i'd like to offer my congratulations. that was a beautiful gesture of howard's.	Howard is a beautiful person.
so i hear. is that all?	No, that's not all.
the massey pre-nup has never been pene -- successfully challenged.	So I hear. Is that all?
we told you. we realized we've always been in love.	The Massey pre-nup has never been pene -- successfully challenged.
but why him?	We told you. We realized we've always been in love.
no. you listen to me.  you busted me, miles. you left me with nothing! what did you expect me to do? get a degree in counseling? write a book about table linen? because that's what wives do when they get dumped, and frankly, i'm not quite ready for that.	But why him?
marylin! listen to me.	No. You listen to me.  You busted me, Miles. You left me with nothing! What did you expect me to do? Get a degree in counseling? Write a book about table linen? Because that's what wives do when they get dumped, and frankly, I'm not quite ready for that.
all girls enjoy a little rough trade from time to time.	Marylin! Listen to me.
passionate! he's a pervert. he should have to register when he moves.	All girls enjoy a little rough trade from time to time.
he's passionate.	Passionate! He's a pervert. He should have to register when he moves.
to him? he's a sick freak.	He's passionate.
getting married.	To him? He's a sick freak.
-- we are both sure that's what we want?	Absolutely.
that is true, isn't it miles? your pre-nup is the best there is?	That is correct. Not to blow my own horn, but they devote an entire semester to it at Harvard Law.
oh, for the love of...	That is true, isn't it Miles? Your pre-nup is the best there is?
he'll regret this.	Have you ever met Mr. Rexroth?
and you hoped to spend the rest of your life with him?	Yes. Why is that so difficult for you to understand?
yes. i loved my husband, rex.	And you've always loved him?
oh, i'm a lot like you -- just looking for an ass to mount.	Well, don't look at mine!
what is it you're after, miles?	Oh, I'm a lot like you -- just looking for an ass to mount.
gotcha.	What is it you're after, Miles?
see the tape. then we can discuss reconciliation. rex screwed up and i nailed his ass. now i'm going to have it mounted and have my girlfriends over to throw darts at it. then i'm getting on with my life. that's all i'm after.	Gotcha.
he wants a reconciliation.	See the tape. Then we can discuss reconciliation. Rex screwed up and I nailed his ass. Now I'm going to have it mounted and have my girlfriends over to throw darts at it. Then I'm getting on with my life. That's all I'm after.
all right, miles. let me tell you everything you think you know. i was married to rex for a long time. i was an excellent wife, a partner, a lover, a hostess and a friend. there was only one thing i did wrong during the five years we were together. i got five years older. think he should be able to ditch me for that?	He wants a reconciliation.
no. i haven't. have you?	All right, Miles. Let me tell you everything you THINK you know. I was married to Rex for a long time. I was an excellent wife, a partner, a lover, a hostess and a friend. There was only one thing I did wrong during the five years we were together. I got five years older. Think he should be able to ditch me for that?
you just haven't met the right person.	No. I haven't. Have you?
as a matter of fact, i'm a huge fan.	You just haven't met the right person.
you don't believe in it.	As a matter of fact, I'm a huge fan.
no.	You don't believe in it.
have you ever been married, miles?	No.
not really. you're not my client. freedom of association. big issue with the first amendment fans. want to go to hawaii for the weekend?	Have you ever been married, Miles?
you didn't ask me here to pick me up. you could get in trouble for that.	Not really. You're not my client. Freedom of association. Big issue with the First Amendment fans. Want to go to Hawaii for the weekend?
"who ever lov'd that lov'd not at first sight?"	You didn't ask me here to pick me up. You could get in trouble for that.
i'll have the tournedos of beef. and the lady will have the same?  i assume you're a carnivore.	I know you do.
i told you. i was hungry.	I'll have the tournedos of beef. And the lady will have the same?  I assume you're a carnivore.
why would you be here?	I told you. I was hungry.
how do you know?	Why would you be here?
but you don't agree?	How do you know?
ruth says you've been too successful, that you're bored, complacent, and you're on your way down.	But you don't agree?
what does your lawyer think?	Ruth says you've been too successful, that you're bored, complacent, and you're on your way down.
tell me mr. massey. what was your performance about this afternoon?	What does your lawyer think?
see the tape. then we can discuss my heart.	Tell me Mr. Massey. What was your performance about this afternoon?
not yet.	See the tape. Then we can discuss my heart.
did you see the tape?	Not yet.
do you have a hard heart, marylin.	Did you see the tape?
your husband told me you were beautiful, but i was unprepared.	"Dismiss your vows, your feigned tears, your flattery, for where a heart is hard, they make no battery."
isn't everything?	Your husband told me you were beautiful, but I was unprepared.
i assume this is on rex?	Isn't everything?
these are yours.	Not according to Mrs. Rabinow.
how nice.	Positano is beautiful. Remember when we were there, Rex? We stayed in the Santo Pietro? That hotel on the cliff?
-- ruth rabinow, this is rex rexroth. and you must be mrs. rexroth.	And you must be Mr. Massey.
have you been taking your digestive enzymes?	Sometimes I forget.
do you need a tagamet?	You have some?
are you alright? you lost weight.	My whole metabolism is -- off.
marylin.	Are you alright? You lost weight.
hello, rex.	Marylin.
rex. go away. i don't want to have to sic the dogs on you.	Dogs?
marylin?	Rex. Go away. I don't want to have to sic the dogs on you.
are you forgetting about the atcheson, topeka and the santa fe?	Marylin?
but marylin, you know a divorce would ruin me right now. everything i have -- everything we have -- is tied up in my business. the business is my entire life.	Are you forgetting about the Atcheson, Topeka and the Santa Fe?
we are. and it's winding down.	But Marylin, you know a divorce would ruin me right now. Everything I have -- everything we have -- is tied up in my business. The business is my entire life.
look, marylin, can't we have a civilized discussion about this?	We are. And it's winding down.
rex. get away from the door.	Look, Marylin, can't we have a civilized discussion about this?
so. now what?	Now? Well, Marylin, now you cut a deal or find out how Jean Harris made it work for her.
he was right, wasn't he?	So. Now what?
he never even asked. he just assumed --	He was right, wasn't he?
like i know his intention? or yours for that matter?  i should join sam. i'm too old for this bullshit.	He never even asked. He just assumed --
do you think he set me up? do you think that was his intention?	Like I know his intention? Or yours for that matter?  I should join Sam. I'm too old for this bullshit.
quite a little shopping spree. how do you spend six figures in less than six hours? oh, never mind i've seen it before. i've seen everything.	Do you think he set me up? Do you think that was his intention?
he told me to -- he said he wanted me to --	Quite a little shopping spree. How do you spend six figures in less than six hours? Oh, never mind I've seen it before. I've seen everything.
you used his credit card.	He told me to -- he said he wanted me to --
forgery and fraud?	You used his credit card.
is this a lover?	Please!
who's that?	Jesus.
i was devastated. of course.	Thank you, Mrs. Rexroth.
i'm sorry. where were we?	We were about to request the primary residence, and thirty percent of the remaining assets.
soon, you'll have your own rage!	I guess.
he has no cynicism or anger. for once i'm not the repository of rage at some other woman.	Soon, you'll have your own rage!
well, that's about to change big time.	He has no cynicism or anger. For once I'm not the repository of rage at some other woman.
miles is different. he's still so idealistic.	Well, that's about to change big time.
so what?	Miles is different. He's still so idealistic.
yes, yes, it's just -- you know i've never been the first wife. rex was married before me.	So what?
but you're going through with it?	Yes, yes, it's just -- you know I've never been the first wife. Rex was married before me.
he's not what i expected. he's very -- he's so -- happy.	But you're going through with it?
what?	He's not what I expected. He's very -- he's so -- happy.
what about rugs? i thought we were stopping at mansour?	Right.
i can't do this anymore. let's get some lunch.	What about rugs? I thought we were stopping at Mansour?
is this ming?	It's not Ming. It's Tong.
but marylin, without this, you're completely exposed.	I want to be exposed.
sarah sorkin. ramona barcelona -- this is miles massey.	Hello Miles.
you're not...	No. I'll see some blood before this is over, but it won't be mine.
so, marylin. is that what you said when you were a little girl?	Probably. Every woman in my life was divorced at least twice. What was I supposed to say. Anthropologist?
nothing specific, but i'll have my own place soon.	So, Marylin. Is that what you said when you were a little girl?
that stinks. they left you with absolutely nothing. it makes you wonder about the entire legal system. like rodney king.	They bought her speech. If I was only in it for Rex's money, he shouldn't have to give me any.
shit.	Get this! He called and invited me to dinner.
well, if he continues to maintain this position -- we're in court.	Shit.
so where are you now?	Well, if he continues to maintain this position -- we're in court.
anyway, even rex seemed perplexed by his intransigence. if i didn't know better, i'd swear massey had some personal investment in my ruination.	So where are you now?
i'm dying.	Anyway, even Rex seemed perplexed by his intransigence. If I didn't know better, I'd swear Massey had some personal investment in my ruination.
every week --	I'm dying.
oh, god!	Every week --
lilly's up.	Oh, God!
he has a reputation for being tough.	Lilly's up.
i don't know. ruth kept her cool, but i could tell she was surprised.	He has a reputation for being tough.
well what does he want?	I don't know. Ruth kept her cool, but I could tell she was surprised.
i don't know what his game is. he dismissed every one of ruth's proposals. and sarah, we weren't unreasonable.	Well what does he want?
please. i'm not seeing anyone until this is over. one husband at a time.	I wish I had your discipline.
maybe.	We do have a man for you.
who's she?	Now? She's a night manager at McDonalds.
do you know him?	By reputation. He got Ann Rumsey that cute little island of George's.
of massey myerson?	Do you know him?
miles massey.	Of Massey Myerson?
wow.	In the words of my Private Investigator, we're going to nail his ass.
she did a harriman.	Wow.
she's a legend. didn't she do kravis or a pearlman? she definitely did a factor.	She did a Harriman.
i didn't know barry had a beach house.	Neither did I until my lawyer found it -- quite a paper trail -- he had it in the dog's name.
you want to come out to the beach house tomorrow?	I didn't know Barry had a beach house.
yes, i know howard doyle.	He tricked you. With a phony wife and a fake pre-nup. Howard Doyle. He got you. You married Marylin, didn't you? You thought she had money. HA HA HA. Howard Doyle made you think that because of what you did to me. And to Marylin Rexroth. Yeah. I heard all about it. My brother Howard Doyle got you.  Neener neener neener.
excuse me?	You ruined my life you sonofabitch. Gimme those.
you're miles massey! you probably don't recognize me. the drugs made me put on weight and grow facial hair.	Excuse me?
yes?	You're Miles Massey! You probably don't recognize me. The drugs made me put on weight and grow facial hair.
wait. i know you.	Yes?
-- is not a challenge. i need something i can sink my teeth into, professionally speaking.	He would invite these girls home from the staple factory to our condominium in Palm Springs. He had a device he called the Intruder.
marylin rexroth? when does she --	She's here now.
i'm sorry, mr. massey, but i felt certain you'd want to know -- marylin rexroth wants to see you.	Marylin Rexroth? When does she --
please! no calls! i'm feeling very fragile.	I'm sorry, Mr. Massey, but I felt certain you'd want to know -- Marylin Rexroth wants to see you.
mr. massey --	Please! No calls! I'm feeling very fragile.
herb wants to see me?	When you have a moment.
where does that leave us?	We've outlined a settlement...
...why did she do it, ruth? why?	That's attorney client privilege.  Sorry, Miles. But as a great and clever man once said, What's good for the goose --
don't threaten me, miles. i did nothing illegal.	...why did she do it, Ruth? Why?
i'll have you suspended. i'll have you disbarred.	Don't threaten me, Miles. I did nothing illegal.
and it's good!	I'll have you suspended. I'll have you disbarred.
don't give me that crap. that's my crap.	And it's good!
...the fault, dear brutus, is not in our stars...	Don't give me that crap. That's MY crap.
i don't have a pre-nup	...The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars...
she's your wife. why don't you ask her? anyway, i assume she signed the highly over rated massey pre-nup.	I don't have a pre-nup
did marylin end up with money?	She's YOUR wife. Why don't you ask her? Anyway, I assume she signed the highly over rated Massey pre-nup.
i have no idea what howard doyle eats. i'm not a damn dietician.	Did Marylin end up with money?
he never ate the pre-nup, did he!	I have no idea what Howard Doyle eats. I'm not a damn dietician.
marylin was friends with howard and amanda doyle. they don't like the way you operate. they helped her.	He never ate the pre-nup, did he!
he divorced his wife -- he married marylin -- he divorced marylin -- and he -- remarried his wife? what kind of sick --	Marylin was friends with Howard and Amanda Doyle. They don't like the way you operate. They helped her.
...arty farty!	Rephrase. Mrs. Rexroth, have you ever been in love?
are you familiar with kirshner?	Kirshner does not apply. Kirshner was in Kentucky.
why not a hundred and fifty percent?	Yes. Maybe you're right, Miles. Maybe we're being too conservative. Seventy five percent.
oh brother. here we go.	Why not a hundred and fifty percent?
why only fifty percent, ruth? why not ask for a hundred percent?	Oh brother. Here we go.
my client is prepared to settle for fifty percent of the marital assets.	Why only fifty percent, Ruth? Why not ask for a hundred percent?
-- so much for the icebreakers. what're you after, ruth?	My client is prepared to settle for fifty percent of the marital assets.
ha ha.	Heh heh.
my client asks that you not initiate proceedings pending his setting certain affairs in order.	Ha Ha.
my client feels sufficiently dispassionate.	My client asks that you not initiate proceedings pending his setting certain affairs in order.
my client proposes a thirty day cooling off period.	My client feels sufficiently dispassionate.
that's delusional.	My client proposes a thirty day cooling off period.
my client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution of the marriage without prejudice.	That's delusional.
my client has ruled that out.	My client is prepared to entertain an amicable dissolution of the marriage without prejudice.
at this point my client is still prepared to consider reconciliation.	My client has ruled that out.
so, miles. if you have a proposal, let's hear it.	At this point my client is still prepared to consider reconciliation.
what?!	Oh, just a routine mammogram. She said to say hello. She's going to Positano with your brother's family.
sam is sam. he's taking up fly fishing. he's in a yert in montana.	A yert.  Ruth is a living legend, Rex. At a time when most women are in Boca, having early bird specials -- she's working so her husband can be in Montana. In a yert.
so, ruth. how's sam?	Sam is Sam. He's taking up fly fishing. He's in a yert in Montana.
in anticipation of making you sick.	Maybe I should reconsider my...
she brought my digestive enzymes.	In anticipation of making you sick.
and she had private investigators assisting her.	She brought my digestive enzymes.
she always looked out for me.	And she had private investigators assisting her.
i think that went as well as could be expected.	She always looked out for me.
what's kirshner?	Please -- let me handle this. Okay, Ruth, forget Kirshner -- what's your bottom line?
so, you propose that in spite of demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear?	Well -- is that possible?
i know that sounds rough but i'm about to close on a deal to develop some mini-malls, and i'm mortgaged up to my ass. if this deal goes south, i'm ruined -- i'll lose millions.	So, you propose that in spite of demonstrable infidelity on your part, your unoffending wife should be tossed out on her ear?
nothing?	I know that sounds rough but I'm about to close on a deal to develop some mini-malls, and I'm mortgaged up to my ass. If this deal goes south, I'm ruined -- I'll lose millions.
that's the problem. i can't afford to give her anything.	Nothing?
the fault, dear brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves. well, let me ask you this: what kind of settlement do you seek? what are, for you, the parameters of the possible?	That's the problem. I can't afford to give her anything.
mmm... and to cut to the chase, forensically speaking -- is there a pre-nup?	The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves. Well, let me ask you this: what kind of settlement do you seek? What are, for you, the parameters of the possible?
video.	Mmm... And to cut to the chase, forensically speaking -- is there a pre-nup?
and your wife is aware of or has evidence of your activities?	Video.
i'm not sure.	And your wife is aware of or has evidence of your activities?
not in court you can't. has she retained counsel?	I'm not sure.
i don't know. i can assume...	Not in court you can't. Has she retained counsel?
well, with the expanding global population -- let me ask you this -- your wife. has she pursued the opportunities which must present themselves to the "knock-out, sexy woman" you described?	I don't know. I can assume...
seems like there's more of it than ever before --	Well, with the expanding global population -- Let me ask you this -- your wife. Has she pursued the opportunities which must present themselves to the "knock-out, sexy woman" you described?
gotcha. no need to get anatomically correct with me, rex.	Seems like there's more of it than ever before --
you know what i mean when i say "it."	Gotcha. No need to get anatomically correct with me, Rex.
ah.	You know what I mean when I say "it."
no. not exactly. it didn't exactly cool. marylin is a knock-out. and very sexy -- but -- there's a lot of it out there.	Ah.
time marches on. ardor cools.	No. Not exactly. It didn't exactly cool. Marylin is a knock-out. And very sexy -- but -- there's a lot of it out there.
but then... but then...	Time marches on. Ardor cools.
mm.	But then... But then...
when i first met marylin -- well, we were crazy about each other. not emotionally, of course. we just couldn't keep our hands off each other.	Mm.
that's her job. you have to respect that.	When I first met Marylin -- Well, we were crazy about each other. Not emotionally, of course. We just couldn't keep our hands off each other.
...well, my wife has me between a rock and a hard place.	That's her job. You have to respect that.
thank you.	Now Rex.
miles massey. please sit, relax, and consider this office your office, your haven, your war room -- for the duration of the campaign.	Thank you.
rex, please.	Miles Massey. Please sit, relax, and consider this office your office, your haven, your war room -- for the duration of the campaign.
mr. rexroth.	Rex, please.
extinguish?	Should we counsel fear -- or trust? Should we seek to destroy -- or to build? Should we meet our clients' problems with cynicism -- or with love?
yes.  it's for your protection, sweetheart. you're the one with the -- the...	-- the coin?
we wanted ruth here for your protection as well --	The Judge is here. Over here, Judge Munson.
i tried to reach ruth, but we couldn't get her.	We wanted Ruth here for your protection as well --
the plastic surgeon! i read about you in la style.	Do you have it?
kenneth this is my associate, wrigley. wrigley this is my friend, dr. beck.	The plastic surgeon! I read about you in LA Style.
miles.	Kenneth this is my associate, Wrigley. Wrigley this is my friend, Dr. Beck.
wrigley?	Miles.
i'd stay away from her, miles.	I know you would, Wrigley. But would Kramer?
she owes me a meal.	I'd stay away from her, Miles.
what...?	She owes me a meal.
get me marylin rexroth doyle.	What...?
she deserves every penny. they pay great athletes a fortune. well, marylin rexroth is an athlete at the peak of her power.	Get me Marylin Rexroth Doyle.
she could buy and sell you ten times over.	She deserves every penny. They pay great athletes a fortune. Well, Marylin Rexroth is an athlete at the peak of her power.
ah, but is she richer than mrs. croesus?	She could buy and sell you ten times over.
...and i hear she's richer than croesus.	Ah, but is she richer than Mrs. Croesus?
ha!	...and I hear she's richer than Croesus.
i'm sorry i'm late. i was having lunch with ruth rabinow's assistant. guess what? marylin rexroth is divorced!	HA!
spoons! honestly wrigley, i'm surprised at you. what is this? some martha stewart suggestion? those are the most cockamamie things i've ever --	Miles -- why so angry?
berry spoons.	Spoons! Honestly Wrigley, I'm surprised at you. What is this? Some Martha Stewart suggestion? Those are the most cockamamie things I've ever --
what are they?	Berry spoons.
what do you think?	What are they?
i can't help it. even with the business we're in, i -- it gets me every time. it's so -- optimistic.	Is she going through with it?
what the hell is wrong with you?	I can't help it. Even with the business we're in, I -- it gets me every time. It's so -- optimistic.
no. you're not.	I could be mentoring Kramer. Kramer clerked for Scalia.
am i mentoring the wrong mentee?	No. You're not.
i am very sorry.	Am I mentoring the wrong mentee?
sometimes i have serious doubts about you.	I am very sorry.
sorry.	Sometimes I have serious doubts about you.
wrigley!	Sorry.
what the fuck...?	Wrigley!
video.	What the fuck...?
and she has...?	Video.
nothing.	And she has...?
wait... he wants to give her...?	Nothing.
divorce was her childhood aspiration?	Well, not just divorce. She used to say "I want to be divorced from some big dumb rich guy..." And I guess her dream is coming true.  I'm happy for you Patty
when she was a tiny girl? and people asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up? she never said the usual things little girls say -- like -- nurse -- ballerina -- anchorwoman? she always said --  "when i grow up, i want to be divorced."	Divorce was her childhood aspiration?
i see. and what were you going to tell us about patty slash marylin?	When she was a tiny girl? And people asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up? She never said the usual things little girls say -- like -- nurse -- ballerina -- anchorwoman? She always said --  "When I grow up, I want to be divorced."
oh. that's her name. patricia. like mine. i was pat and she was patty. but she changed it after seeing "some like it hot." to marylin. after marylin monroe.	I see. And what were you going to tell us about Patty slash Marylin?
who's "patty."	Oh. That's her name. Patricia. Like mine. I was Pat and she was Patty. But she changed it after seeing "Some Like It Hot." To Marylin. After Marylin Monroe.
let me tell you something about patty.	Who's "Patty."
of course. of course she was married. what else would she be? single? i don't think so.	Let me tell you something about Patty.
did you know mrs. rexroth was married?	Of course. Of course she was married. What else would she be? Single? I don't think so.
you were never invited to meet your son-in-law?	No. Uh uh. I don't think so. Hmm? No. Well... no.
no. i haven't. but i've been out of town.  hello, rex. hello there.	You were never invited to meet your son-in-law?
hi, sweetie.	Hard to believe I know. I'm sure you are frequently mistaken for sisters.
and how would you define your relationship to mrs. rexroth. you know -- you are her...?	Mother?
now, mrs. banderas. what is your relationship to mrs. rexroth.	We don't have much of a relationship anymore. I haven't seen her since before she married Rex. We had some very nice times prior to that. We were quite close.
that doesn't make sense. it's like punishing you for being goal oriented.	Well, you can live here as long as you want. Do you have any plans?
she's keeping his name. and one of his planes. and all seven of his children	And only two are hers.
thorstenson gieselensen. he just separated from his third. he's in fish. he is fish.	She's keeping his name. And one of his planes. And all seven of his children
it's not so bad these days. kids like joint custody. two sets of toys.	Maybe next time.
george was so impressed he hired him when he divorced his second.	Muriel Rumsey.
three is not farrow.	Who's Rex's guy?
ramona! don't get mia farrow on us.	Three is not Farrow.
i've been trying to nail george's for years, but he's very careful. i'll just keep having children. i think i'm pregnant, by the way.	Ramona! Don't get Mia Farrow on us.
no. he's been trailed twenty-four hours a day since this thing started. he can't even get a phone call we don't know about.	I'm worried, Lovington. After all, something might have happened to her.
it's not enough!  are you certain she's not with king westley?	No. He's been trailed twenty-four hours a day since this thing started. He can't even get a phone call we don't know about.
i've put extra men on, all along the way.	It's not enough!  Are you certain she's not with King Westley?
what i'm asking isn't impossible. my daughter is somewhere between here and miami. i want her found!	I've put extra men on, all along the way.
we can't do the impossible, mr. andrews.	What I'm asking isn't impossible. My daughter is somewhere between here and Miami. I want her found!
yes. i know. still in the dumps, huh?	Yes sir. If you'll excuse me, sirshe sent me for a drink.  Andrews stands a moment thoughtfully and then starts up the stairs, following which the scene dissolves to the UPSTAIRS CORRIDOR in front of Ellie's door. Andrews enters and knocks several times. Receiving no response, he gingerly opens the door.
oh, no, sir. no different than	Yes. I know. Still in the dumps, huh?
what's the matter? anything wrong?	Oh, no, sir. No different than
whyuhshe's all right, sir.	What's the matter? Anything wrong?
how is she?	Whyuhshe's all right, sir.
yes, sir?	How is she?
ohmary	Yes, sir?
i asked you a question. do you love her?	Yes!  But don't hold that against me. I'm a little screwy myself.
a normal human being couldn't live under the same roof with her, without going nuts.  she's my idea of nothing!	I asked you a question. Do you love her?
do you love her?	A normal human being couldn't live under the same roof with her, without going nuts.  She's my idea of nothing!
if you had half the brains you're supposed to have, you'd have done it yourselflong ago.	Do you love her?
she grabbed herself a perfect running mate. king westley! the pill of the century!  what she needs is a guy that'd take a sock at her every daywhether it's coming to her or not.	If you had half the brains you're supposed to have, you'd have done it yourselflong ago.
that's an evasion.	She grabbed herself a perfect running mate. King Westley! The pill of the century!  What she needs is a guy that'd take a sock at her every daywhether it's coming to her or not.
a guy that'd fall in love with your daughter should have his head examined.	That's an evasion.
here you are.  do you mind if i ask you something frankly?  do you love my daughter?	A guy that'd fall in love with your daughter should have his head examined.
you were taken for a buggy ride?	Yeahwith all the trimmings. Now, how about the check. Do I get it?
listen, did anybody ever make a sucker out of you? this is a matter of principle. something you probably wouldn't understand.  when somebody takes me for a buggy ride i don't like the idea of having to pay for the privilege.	You were taken for a buggy ride?
the average man would go after the reward. all you seem to	Listen, did anybody ever make a sucker out of you? This is a matter of principle. Something you probably wouldn't understand.  When somebody takes me for a buggy ride I don't like the idea of having to pay for the privilege.
we'll go into that some other time.	The average man would go after the reward. All you seem to
you're a peculiar chap.	We'll go into that some other time.
all i want is thirty-nine sixty. if you'll give me a check i'll get out of this place. it gives me the jitters.	You're a peculiar chap.
i'm afraid i'm a little confused. you see, i assumed you were coming here for	All I want is thirty-nine sixty. If you'll give me a check I'll get out of this place. It gives me the jitters.
who said anything about a reward!	I'm afraid I'm a little confused. You see, I assumed you were coming here for
the reward.	Who said anything about a reward!
what ten thousand?	The reward.
let me get this straight. you want this thirty-nine sixty in addition to the ten thousand dollars?	What ten thousand?
what's the matter? isn't it cheap enough? a trip like that would cost you a thousand dollars!	Let me get this straight. You want this thirty-nine sixty in addition to the ten thousand dollars?
yes, i knowbut	What's the matter? Isn't it cheap enough? A trip like that would cost you a thousand dollars!
why not? i'm not charging you for the time i wasted.	Yes, I knowbut
and this is what you wantthirty- nine dollars and sixty cents?	Why not? I'm not charging you for the time I wasted.
i sold some drawers and socks, too; i'm throwing those in.	And this is what you wantthirty- nine dollars and sixty cents?
if i didn't i wouldn't be here!  i've got it all itemized.	I sold some drawers and socks, too; I'm throwing those in.
don't know. i'd have to see on what you base your claim. i presume you feel you're justified in	If I didn't I wouldn't be here!  I've got it all itemized.
oh, she does, huh? isn't that sweet of her! you don't , i suppose.	don't know. I'd have to see on what you base your claim. I presume you feel you're justified in
please understand me. when i say she didn't tell me anything about it, i mean not until a little while ago. she thinks you're entitled to anything you can get.	Oh, she does, huh? Isn't that sweet of her! You don't , I suppose.
that's typical of your daughter. takes those things for granted.  why does she think i lugged her all the way from miami  for the love of it?	Please understand me. When I say she didn't tell me anything about it, I mean not until a little while ago. She thinks you're entitled to anything you can get.
i was surprised to get your note. my daughter hadn't told me anything about you. about your helping her.	That's typical of your daughter. Takes those things for granted.  Why does she think I lugged her all the way from Miami  for the love of it?
come in. sit down.	I was surprised to get your note. My daughter hadn't told me anything about you. About your helping her.
yeah.	Come in. Sit down.
mr. warne?	Yeah.
you needn't see anybody. you can come directly to my study. i'd appreciate it very much if	Nono. What the deuce do I want to
yeah, but i don't like the idea of walking in on your jamboree . . . just between you and methose things give me a stiff pain.	You needn't see anybody. You can come directly to my study. I'd appreciate it very much if
can't you get them to go any faster?  this dissolves to a deserted road, peter at the wheel of his car. his high spirits find expression in his efforts to sing.	"I found a million dollar baby"
i'll be going.  ellie swallows her drink and starts pouring herself another, as king enters.	Well, if it isn't the groom himself! You're just in time, King.
i suppose so.	Certainly!  Pay him off. He's entitled to it. He did an excellent job. Kept me thoroughly entertained. It's worth every penny he gets.
are you going to see him?	I suppose so.
i'm sorry you read it.	Are you going to see him?
looks like that was his only interest in me. the reward.	I'm sorry you read it.
oh, please, dad	Looks like that was his only interest in me. The reward.
why, no . . . don't be silly.	Oh, please, Dad
you haven't heard from him, have you, dad?	Why, no . . . Don't be silly.
oh, nono.	You haven't heard from him, have you, Dad?
why? do you know him?	Oh, nono.
peter warne!	Why? Do you know him?
yes. peter warne.	Peter Warne!
is that his name?	Yes. Peter Warne.
yes, i guess i have.  i don't want to hurt anybody any more. i want to get away from all this front page publicity. it suddenly strikes me as being cheap and loathsome. i can't walk out on king now. it'll make us all look so ridiculous.  besides, what difference does it make?  i'll never see peter again.	Is that his name?
but that's silly, child. seeing how you feel, why	It doesn't matter.  I don't want to stir up any more trouble. I've been doing it all my life. I've been such a burden to youmade your life so miserableand mine, too. I'm tired, Dad. Tired of running around in circles. He's right, that's what I've been doing ever since I can remember.
no, i'll go through with it.	But that's silly, child. Seeing how you feel, why
well, under the circumstances, don't you think we ought to call this thing off?	No, I'll go through with it.
it's no use, dad. i practically threw myself at him.	Well, under the circumstances, don't you think we ought to call this thing off?
i'd like to have a talk with him.	It's no use, Dad. I practically threw myself at him.
i don't know.	I'd like to have a talk with him.
well, what are we going to do about it? where is he?	I don't know.
he's marvelous!	Well, what are we going to do about it? Where is he?
fine man to fall in love with.	He's marvelous!
he blames you for everything that's wrong about me. thinks you raised me stupidly.	Fine man to fall in love with.
well!	He blames you for everything that's wrong about me. Thinks you raised me stupidly.
he doesn't think so much of you either.	Well!
ridiculous!	He doesn't think so much of you either.
he despises everything i stand for. he thinks i'm spoiled and pampered, and selfish, and thoroughly insincere.	Ridiculous!
oh, come now	He despises everything I stand for. He thinks I'm spoiled and pampered, and selfish, and thoroughly insincere.
it'll do no good.  he despises me.	Oh, come now
well, if it's as serious as all thatwe'll move heaven and earth to	It'll do no good.  He despises me.
i don't know very much about him.  except that i love him.	Well, if it's as serious as all thatwe'll move heaven and earth to
who is he?	I don't know very much about him.  Except that I love him.
no.	Who is he?
now, don't tell me you fell in love with a bus driver!	No.
on the road.	Now, don't tell me you fell in love with a bus driver!
i haven't seen you cry since you were a baby. this must be serious.  where'd you meet him?	On the road.
if you have, it isn't too late. you know how i feel about him. but i want to make you happy. you gave me such a scareiwhen i couldn't find you.  you know, the old pump isn't what it used to be.	Sorry, Dad. I wouldn't hurt you for the world. You know that.
oh, no.	If you have, it isn't too late. You know how I feel about him. But I want to make you happy. You gave me such a scareIwhen I couldn't find you.  You know, the old pump isn't what it used to be.
you've been acting so strangely since you returned. i'mi'm worried. i haven't bothered to ask you any questionsi  isn't all this what you wanted?  you haven't changed your mind about king, have you?	Oh, no.
nothing.	You've been acting so strangely since you returned. I'mI'm worried. I haven't bothered to ask you any questionsI  Isn't all this what you wanted?  You haven't changed your mind about King, have you?
what's the matter, ellie? what's wrong?	Nothing.
oh, yes. i heard.	Yes. Personally, I think it's silly, too.
landing on the lawn in an autogyro.	Oh, yes. I heard.
stunt?	Landing on the lawn in an autogyro.
well, everything's set. creating quite a furor, too. great stunt king's going to pull.	Stunt?
sorry. must have been day-dreaming.	Well, everything's set. Creating quite a furor, too. Great stunt King's going to pull.
i knocked several times.	Sorry. Must have been day-dreaming.
oh, hello, dad.	I knocked several times.
ellie	Oh, hello, Dad.
i'll shout to my heart's content! i'll scream if i want to.	Ah! Coconut layer cake. Nice and gooey, too. Just the way I like it.
please don't shout.	I'll shout to my heart's content! I'll scream if I want to.
i won't thank you! i'll never thank you!	Please don't shout.
a time will come when you'll thank me for this.	I won't thank you! I'll never thank you!
he's no good, ellie, and you know it. you married him only because i told you not to.	You've been telling me what not to do since I was old enough to remember.  I'm sick of it!
your whole life is devoted to just one thing. to accumulate more money. at least there's romance in what he's doing.	He's no good, Ellie, and you know it. You married him only because I told you not to.
why not?  look what he's doing for aviation. it takes courage to do what he does. and character! at least he's accomplished something worthwhile. i suppose you'd like to have me marry a business man. well, i hate business menparticularly if you're a shining example.	Your whole life is devoted to just one thing. To accumulate more money. At least there's romance in what he's doing.
you're going to finance him, i suppose.	Why not?  Look what he's doing for aviation. It takes courage to do what he does. And character! At least he's accomplished something worthwhile. I suppose you'd like to have me marry a business man. Well, I hate business menparticularly if you're a shining example.
he's one of the best fliers in the country. right now he's planning a trip to japan.	You're going to finance him, I suppose.
never mindi'll get it myself.  gigolo? why, you took the word right out of my mouth. thanks.	He's one of the best fliers in the country. Right now he's planning a trip to Japan.
you talk as if he were a gigoloor something.	Never mindI'll get it myself.  Gigolo? Why, you took the word right out of my mouth. Thanks.
that was enough. do you mind handing me the ketchup?	You talk as if he were a gigoloor something.
you only met him once .	That was enough. Do you mind handing me the ketchup?
nothing much. i just think he's a fake, that's all.	You only met him once .
what've you got against king westley?	Nothing much. I just think he's a fake, that's all.
i'll do it if it takes every penny i've got. i'll do it if i have to bribe that musical comedy justice of the peace! i'll do itif i have to prove that you were dragged in, staggering drunk. you probably were.  mmmmmm. this filet mignon is divine!	What've you got against King Westley?
you'll never do it! you can't do it!	I'll do it if it takes every penny I've got. I'll do it if I have to bribe that musical comedy Justice of the Peace! I'll do itif I have to prove that you were dragged in, staggering drunk. You probably were.  Mmmmmm. This filet mignon is divine!
i'll get it annulled.	You'll never do it! You can't do it!
what do you expect to accomplish by all this? i'm already married!	I'll get it annulled.
in that event, we won't need so many supplies.	What do you expect to accomplish by all this? I'm already married!
you'll have a corpse on your hands! that what you'll have. i won't eat a thing while i'm on this boat.	In that event, we won't need so many supplies.
we leave miami in an hour. soon's we get some supplies aboard.	You'll have a corpse on your hands! That what You'll have. I won't eat a thing while I'm on this boat.
south america!	We leave Miami in an hour. Soon's we get some supplies aboard.
south america.	South America!
where are you taking me?	South America.
please. i can't fight on an empty stomach. remember what napoleon said.	I hope you're not comparing yourself to Napoleon. He was a strategist. Your idea of strategy is to use a lead pipe.
you can't tempt me.  do you hear? i won't eat!	Please. I can't fight on an empty stomach. Remember what Napoleon said.
if gandhi had a chef like paul, it would change the whole political situation in india.	You can't tempt me.  Do you hear? I won't eat!
smart, aren't you! so subtle.	If Gandhi had a chef like Paul, it would change the whole political situation in India.
you're wasting your time. i'm already married to him.	Not so far as I'm concerned, you're not.  Yes?
because marrying that fool king westley is	You're wasting your time. I'm already married to him.
yes. i know.  because i'm your daughter and you love me. because you don't want me to make any mistakes. because	Because marrying that fool King Westley is
you ought to know why. because	Yes. I know.  Because I'm your daughter and you love me. Because you don't want me to make any mistakes. Because
i won't stand for it! i won't stand for your running my life! why do you insist on it!	You ought to know why. Because
come on, ellie. stop being silly. you know i'm going to have my way.	I won't stand for it! I won't stand for your running my life! Why do you insist on it!
all right! put me in chains! do anything you want!  but i'm not going to eat a thing until you let me off this boat!	Come on, Ellie. Stop being silly. You know I'm going to have my way.
i might.	All right! Put me in chains! Do anything you want!  But I'm not going to eat a thing until you let me off this boat!
why don't you put me in chains?	I might.
know what my next move is? no more cigarettes.	Why don't you put me in chains?
i don't want to eat!  and there's one more thing i don't want! definitely! that's to see you.	Know what my next move is? No more cigarettes.
what's this about not eating?	I don't want to eat!  And there's one more thing I don't want! Definitely! That's to see you.
if you really mean it, i will.	Of course I mean it! I don't care whom she's married to  as long as I can get her back.
all right. that's why i sent for you.  there's a room full of reporters out there. i want you to make a statementthat you've had a talk with methat we've reached an understandingthat if ellen comes home, i won't interfere with your marriage. will you do that?	If you really mean it, I will.
why should she? after all	All right. That's why I sent for you.  There's a room full of reporters out there. I want you to make a statementthat you've had a talk with methat we've reached an understandingthat if Ellen comes home, I won't interfere with your marriage. Will you do that?
yes. i know. well, you can help now. i issued a statement yesterday that i've withdrawn my objections. begging her to come home. i haven't heard from her. apparently she doesn't trust me.	Why should she? After all
might have been able to help if it weren't for you. i've been watched so closely, i	Yes. I know. Well, you can help now. I issued a statement yesterday that I've withdrawn my objections. Begging her to come home. I haven't heard from her. Apparently she doesn't trust me.
what about that diamond wrist watch she had onshe can raise some money on that?	Holy Smoke! I forgot all about that.  Send a wireless at once, "Lovington Detective Agency. Daughter escaped again. Watch all roadsall transports and railroad stations in Miami. Have your New York office keep tabs on King Westley. Intercept all messages. Want her back at all costs!"
terrible! nothing terrible about her. she's great! marvelous youngster! got a mind of her own. knows just what she wants.  she's not going to get it though. she won't get very far. has no money.	What about that diamond wrist watch she had onshe can raise some money on that?
what a hell cat. no controlling these modern girls.  they're terrible!	Terrible! Nothing terrible about her. She's great! Marvelous youngster! Got a mind of her own. Knows just what she wants.  She's not going to get it though. She won't get very far. Has no money.
it's my daughter! go after her.	Lower the boats!
it's not quite that simple.  i've dealt with prisoners in my time, but this one	Absurd!  All this fuss over a snip of a girl.  I'm going down to see her myself.
why didn't you jam it down her throat?	It's not quite that simple.  I've dealt with prisoners in my time, but this one
yessir. she refuses them all.	Why didn't you jam it down her throat?
been sending her meals in regularly?	Yessir. She refuses them all.
she hasn't had a thing yesterdayor today.	Been sending her meals in regularly?
on a hunger strike, huh?  when'd she eat last?	She hasn't had a thing yesterdayor today.
what happened?	I haven't the slightest idea.
we've done that already.	Yes, of course.
oh, no. she'll be crazy about it. well, see you later. i'm going out on the lawn and arrange for landing space.  goodbye.	We've done that already.
personally, i think it's stupid!  but go ahead. have a good time. as long as ellie doesn't object.	Oh, no. She'll be crazy about it. Well, see you later. I'm going out on the lawn and arrange for landing space.  Goodbye.
why, it'll make all the front pages. a spectacular thing like that	Personally, I think it's stupid!  But go ahead. Have a good time. As long as Ellie doesn't object.
you thought that up all by yourself, huh?	Why, it'll make all the front pages. A spectacular thing like that
yes, sir.	Fine. I'll see you at the reception.
try. do me a favor. try. it's your only chance. and hers, too. do that for meand maybe we'll be friends  maybe.  do we understand each other?	Yes, sir.
what would you like to have me do?	Sock her!
no?  say, listeni've devoted a whole lifetime trying to tame that wildcat. toughest job i ever tackled. ever hear of j.p. clarkson? biggest man in the country, isn't he? well, i tamed him . got him eating out of the palm of my hand. i've browbeaten financiers, statesmen, foreign ministerssome of the most powerful people in the worldbut i've never been able to do a thing with her. she's been too much for me. i'm glad you think it's easy.  now listenif you'll do what i tell you, perhaps i might develop a little respect for you. you never can tell.	What would you like to have me do?
ellie? oh, she's no responsibility.	No?  Say, listenI've devoted a whole lifetime trying to tame that wildcat. Toughest job I ever tackled. Ever hear of J.P. Clarkson? Biggest man in the country, isn't he? Well, I tamed him . Got him eating out of the palm of my hand. I've browbeaten financiers, statesmen, foreign ministerssome of the most powerful people in the worldbut I've never been able to do a thing with her. She's been too much for me. I'm glad you think it's easy.  Now listenif you'll do what I tell you, perhaps I might develop a little respect for you. You never can tell.
you talk as if	Someday perhaps, you might even take charge.
naturally.  you're going to become a partner in a big institution. it's one of the largest in the world.	You talk as if
why; naturally, i	Naturally.  You're going to become a partner in a big institution. It's one of the largest in the world.
you've made that quite evidentwith all your threats of annulment.  well, it hasn't bothered me for a minute. ellie and i got married because we love each other. and she's proving it; as far as i'm concerned there's going to be no annulment.	You've got a good thing and you're hanging on to it, huh?  All right, You win. I'll just have to get used to you. I admit I'm licked. But only because I'm worried. I've had detectives all over the country searching for her. I've seen thousands of photographs. Fortune tellers, nuts, every crank in the country has written me.  Haven't slept one night this week. If I don't find her, I'll go crazy.
i haven't changed my mind, westley, i want you to understand that! i don't like you! i never have!  i never will! that's clear enough, isn't it?	You've made that quite evidentwith all your threats of annulment.  Well, it hasn't bothered me for a minute. Ellie and I got married because we love each other. And she's proving it; as far as I'm concerned there's going to be no annulment.
there's another wire from peter, sir. they're in glen falls, michigan.	"What's holding up the annulment, you slow poke? The Walls of Jericho are toppling."  Send him a telegram right away. Just say: "Let 'em topple."
ooooooh.  hello my would-be ex-son-in-law. i've sent you a check for a hundred thousand. yes. that's the smartest thing you ever did, westley, not to contest that annulment. that's satisfactory, isn't it? yeah. well, it ought to be. oh i'm not complaining. it was dirt cheap.  don't fall out of any windows.	There's another wire from Peter, sir. They're in Glen Falls, Michigan.
but it's king westley on the phone.	Ooooooh.  Hello my would-be ex-son-in-law. I've sent you a check for a hundred thousand. Yes. That's the smartest thing you ever did, Westley, not to contest that annulment. That's satisfactory, isn't it? Yeah. Well, it ought to be. Oh I'm not complaining. It was dirt cheap.  Don't fall out of any windows.
don't want to talk todon't want to talk to anybody. don't want to see anybody.	But it's King Westley on the phone.
amateurs!	They're the finest detective agency in the country, sir.
they're practically all the same, sir.	Amateurs!
what do they say?	They're practically all the same, sir.
yessir.  there's a report here from every state along the east coast. want to hear them?	What do they say?
any others?	Yessir.  There's a report here from every State along the East coast. Want to hear them?
here's another wire, sir. this one's from charleston.  "checking every northbound train. also assigned twenty operatives to watch main highways. no success yet. will continue to do everything possible." signed: lovington detective agency, charleston.	Any others?
me? forget it, son.  i got millions.	Thanks.
going without food is bad business, son. why didn't you ask somebody?	I was gonna do it, but Ma wouldn't let me. She was ashamed, I guess.
ma spent it all for the tickets. she didn't know it was gonna be so much.  we shouldn'a come, i guess, but ma said there's a job waitin' for her in new yorkand if we didn't go, she might lose it.	Going without food is bad business, son. Why didn't you ask somebody?
what happened to your money?	Ma spent it all for the tickets. She didn't know it was gonna be so much.  We shouldn'a come, I guess, but Ma said there's a job waitin' for her in New Yorkand if we didn't go, she might lose it.
we ain't ate nothin' since yestidday.	What happened to your money?
never mind, son. she doesn't want it.	But the lady says
no.	"Young people in love Are very seldom hungry. People in love Are very seldom hungry . . ."
oh, i see, young people in love are never hungry.	No.
no, thanks. we're not hungry.	Oh, I see, young people in love are never hungry.
all right, let it go.	. . . turn."
tonsil? me? no! me burn a tonsil?  "my tonsils won't burn as life's corners i . . .	All right, let it go.
hey, hey, aren't you afraid you'll burn out a tonsil?	Tonsil? Me? No! Me burn a tonsil?  "My tonsils won't burn As life's corners I . . .
holy smokes! you'll never get out yourself! better phone for some help.	Phone for help?  We're right in the middle of nowhere. There isn't a town within ten miles of here.
that storm sure made a mess outa these roads.	Holy Smokes! You'll never get out yourself! Better phone for some help.
these seats accommodate two passengers, don't they?	Maybe they doand maybe they don't.
yeah?	These seats accommodate two passengers, don't they?
driver!	Yeah?
oh, yeah?	You win!
now, that's a brilliant answer. why didn't i think of it? our conversation could have been over long ago.	Oh, yeah?
oh, yeah?	Now, that's a brilliant answer. Why didn't I think of it? Our conversation could have been over long ago.
look here, partner. you may not like my nose. but i do. it's a good nose. the only one i've got. i always keep it out in the open where anybody can take a sock at it. if you decide to do it, make sure you don't miss.	Oh, yeah?
fresh guy, huh! what you need is a good sock on the nose.	Look here, partner. You may not like my nose. But I do. It's a good nose. The only one I've got. I always keep it out in the open where anybody can take a sock at it. If you decide to do it, make sure you don't miss.
it's okay with me. i'm not arguing.	Fresh guy, huh! What you need is a good sock on the nose.
what're you gonna do about the papers? somebody's gotta pick 'em up.	It's okay with me. I'm not arguing.
oh, i wouldn't kid you . on the level, it actually happened. nobody bought a paper that day. they followed me all over town and read the news from the seat of my pants.	What're you gonna do about the papers? Somebody's gotta pick 'em up.
hey, whadda you tryin' to dokid me?	Oh, I wouldn't kid you . On the level, it actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They followed me all over town and read the news from the seat of my pants.
that's a long story, my friend. you see, i don't like sitting on newspapers. i did once and all the headlines came off on my white pants.	Hey, whadda you tryin' to dokid me?
ohthe papers	That's a long story, my friend. You see, I don't like sitting on newspapers. I did once and all the headlines came off on my white pants.
the papers! the papers! whadda you mean throwin' 'em out!	Ohthe papers
huh?	The papers! The papers! Whadda you mean throwin' 'em out!
what do you think you're doing!	Huh?
okay! okay! keep your shirt on, young feller.	Just between you and me, I never intended taking it off.
if you'll be good enough to remove those newspapers i'll have a seat.	Okay! Okay! Keep your shirt on, young feller.
whadda you want!	If you'll be good enough to remove those newspapers I'll have a seat.
why don't you stay and watch the fun? you'll enjoy it immensely.	I would. But I've got a weak stomach.
same to you.	Why don't you stay and watch the fun? You'll enjoy it immensely.
congratulations.	Same to you.
you bet i did.	Congratulations.
i hope you got your money.	You bet I did.
you're forgetting you're married.	I don't care. I love you. Nothing else matters. We can run away. Everything'll take care of itself.  Please, Peter. You can't go out of my life now. I couldn't live without you.  Oh, Peter
i love you.	You're forgetting you're married.
better go back to your bed.	I love you.
yes. haven't you thought about it at all? seems to me you could make some girl wonderfully happy.	Maybe.  Suresure, I've thought about it. Who hasn't? If I ever met the right sort of a girl, I'd  Yeah, but where you going to find hersomebody that's realsomebody that's alive? They don't come that way any more.
me?	Yes. Haven't you thought about it at all? Seems to me you could make some girl wonderfully happy.
haven't you ever wanted to fall in love?	Me?
nope.	Why not?
thank you.  am i going to see you in new york?	Nope.
yes. you'll have a great story, won't you?	Yeah, swell.
i couldn't arrive in new york at three in the morning. everybody's in bed.	Okay.  Cottage Number Three.
i'm glad you think so. if you ask me, it's foolish. i told you there's no sense in our staying here tonight. we could make new york in less than three hours.	I couldn't arrive in New York at three in the morning. Everybody's in bed.
that's swell!	I'm glad you think so. If you ask me, it's foolish. I told you there's no sense in our staying here tonight. We could make New York in less than three hours.
talked him out of it. he thinks we're going to stay a week. i'll have to think of something before morning.	That's swell!
what about money?	Talked him out of it. He thinks we're going to stay a week. I'll have to think of something before morning.
yeah. he finally agreed to let us have a room.	What about money?
any luck?	Yeah. He finally agreed to let us have a room.
you don't have to eat the carrots.  just passed a pond with some ducks in it.	Darling!
what'd you give him for the car?	A black eye.
just a road thief. picks people up and runs off with their stuff. what a racket!	What'd you give him for the car?
what happened?	Just a road thief. Picks people up and runs off with their stuff. What a racket!
come on! come on!	What happened?
oh, you've been hurt! there's a cut on	Come on! come on!
come onget in.	Oh, you've been hurt! There's a cut on
oh, peter! what happened? are you all right?	Come onget in.
never!  i'm going in and ask him	If you do, I'll break your neck.
eat a carrot.	Never!  I'm going in and ask him
why not? i'm hungry.	Eat a carrot.
what were you going to do? gold dig him for a meal?[13]	Why not? I'm hungry.
why didn't you take all your clothes off? you could have stopped forty cars.	We don't need forty cars.
i proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.	Why didn't you take all your clothes off? You could have stopped forty cars.
what for?	I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.
you might give me a little credit.	What for?
mind your own business.	You might give me a little credit.
what're you going to do?	Mind your own business.
you're such a smart aleck! nobody can do anything but you. i'll show you how to stop a carand i won't use my thumb.	What're you going to do?
you! don't make me laugh.	You're such a smart aleck! Nobody can do anything but you. I'll show you how to stop a carand I won't use my thumb.
yes. but look at all the fun you had.  mind if i try?	You! Don't make me laugh.
i guess maybe i won't write that book after all.	Yes. But look at all the fun you had.  Mind if I try?
when you get up to a hundred, wake me up.	I guess maybe I won't write that book after all.
something must have gone wrong. i guess i'll try number two.	When you get up to a hundred, wake me up.
here comes a car!	Now watch me. I'm going to use Number One. Keep your eye on that thumb, baby, and see what happens.
hm? yeah, but it's no good if you haven't got a long face with it.	Here comes a car!
amazing.	Hm? Yeah, but it's no good if you haven't got a long face with it.
oh, that's nothing. now take number three, for instance. that's a pip. it's the pathetic one. when you're brokeand hungryand everything looks black. it's a long movement like this  with a follow through.	Amazing.
you figured that all out yourself, huh?	Oh, that's nothing. Now take number three, for instance. That's a pip. It's the pathetic one. When you're brokeand hungryand everything looks black. It's a long movement like this  with a follow through.
number two is a wider movementa smile goes with that onelike this.  that means you got a couple of brand new stories about the farmer's daughter.[12]	You figured that all out yourself, huh?
clever.	Number two is a wider movementa smile goes with that onelike this.  That means you got a couple of brand new stories about the farmer's daughter.[12]
but the thumb always works. different ways to do it, though. depends on how you feel. for instance, number one is a short, jerky movement  that shows independence. you don't care if they stop or not. 'cause you got some money in your pocket, see?	Clever.
oh, no!	Well, it is simple. It's all in the thumb, see? A lot of people do it
you think it's simple, huh?	Oh, no!
there's no end to your accomplishments.	You think it's simple, huh?
expert! going to write a book on it. called the "hitch-hikers hail."	There's no end to your accomplishments.
you're an expert, i suppose.	Expert! Going to write a book on it. Called the "Hitch-Hikers Hail."
oh, they'll stop, all right. it's a matter of knowing how to hail them.	You're an expert, I suppose.
what if nobody stops for us?	Oh, they'll stop, all right. It's a matter of knowing how to hail them.
i wish you wouldn't talk too much. we let a car get away.	What if nobody stops for us?
i hate the horrid stuff.	I wish you wouldn't talk too much. We let a car get away.
you don't think i'm going around panhandling for you.  best thing in the world for youcarrots. had a tough time getting them. if that farmer ever caught megoodnight!	I hate the horrid stuff.
no!!  it's a wonder you couldn't get me something i can eat.	You don't think I'm going around panhandling for you.  Best thing in the world for youcarrots. Had a tough time getting them. If that farmer ever caught megoodnight!
uh-huh. want one?	No!!  It's a wonder you couldn't get me something I can eat.
raw?	Uh-huh. Want one?
carrots.	Raw?
needn't rub it in.  what're you eating?	Carrots.
there it is. better swallow it. we're not going to have any breakfast.	Needn't rub it in.  What're you eating?
hayin my teeth.	There it is. Better swallow it. We're not going to have any breakfast.
no. but i've got a penknife.	Hayin my teeth.
if it's just the same to you, we'll sit right here till they come.  got a toothpick?	No. But I've got a penknife.
hitch-hiking.	Well, you've given me a very good example of the hiking
what'd you say we're supposed to be doing?	Hitch-hiking.
yeah. i was just wondering what makes dames like you so dizzy.	What'd you say we're supposed to be doing?
really?	Yeah. I was just wondering what makes dames like you so dizzy.
by a strange coincidence, i was thinking of you.	Really?
what are you thinking about?	By a strange coincidence, I was thinking of you.
i am. i only work when i have to. two years ago i got a notion and went to china. there was a war going on. swell! after a while it got stale. i went down to tahiti. just lay on the beach for six months. what could be sweeter?	Doesn't sound very exciting.
nothing.  nothing you'd give two cents for.	Try me.
what?	Nothing.  Nothing you'd give two cents for.
sure.	What?
was so scaredthat it scared	Holy Jumping Catfish! You can drive a guy crazy.
but what!	was so scaredthat it scared
wasbut	But what!
thought you were hungry!	wasbut
i don't want it now.	Thought you were hungry!
here. eat your head off.	I don't want it now.
knowbut	Here. Eat your head off.
i wasn't gone more than a minute. just went out to find you something to eat.	knowbut
oh, peter! i was so scared.	I wasn't gone more than a minute. Just went out to find you something to eat.
what's got into you?	Oh, Peter! I was so scared.
oh, peter	What's got into you?
what's the matter?	Oh, Peter
what!	All right! Don't take them off. Do whatever you please. But shut up about it.
well, take them off.	What!
i'll get my clothes all wrinkled.	Well, take them off.
i can't forget it. i'm still hungry.	Holy Smokes! Why did I ever get mixed up with you!
all right. you win. let's forget it.	I can't forget it. I'm still hungry.
not if you're more hungry than scared.	All right. You win. Let's forget it.
if you're scared it scares the hunger out of you.	Not if you're more hungry than scared.
peter	What?
i don't know about you, but i'm going to give a fairly good imitation of it.	Peter
we're not going to sleep out here, are we?	I don't know about you, but I'm going to give a fairly good imitation of it.
this looks like the best spot.	We're not going to sleep out here, are we?
you're prejudiced.	Show me a good "piggy-back" rider and I'll show you somebody that's human. Take Abraham Lincoln, for instancea natural "piggy-backer."  Where do you get off with your stuffed-shirt family?  Why, your father knew so much about "piggy-back" riding that he
not a one.	You're prejudiced.
and rich people have none of those qualifications, i suppose.	Not a one.
to be a "piggy-backer" it takes complete relaxationa warm heartand a loving nature.	And rich people have none of those qualifications, I suppose.
that's silly.	To be a "piggy-backer" it takes complete relaxationa warm heartand a loving nature.
i don't think there's a "piggy- back" rider in your whole family. i never knew a rich man yet who was a good "piggy-back" rider.	That's silly.
my unclemother's brotherhad four children . . . and i've seen them ride "piggy-back."	I don't think there's a "piggy- back" rider in your whole family. I never knew a rich man yet who was a good "piggy-back" rider.
your father didn't know beans about "piggy-back" riding.	My uncleMother's brotherhad four children . . . and I've seen them ride "piggy-back."
yes.	Your father didn't know beans about "piggy-back" riding.
and he carried you like this, i suppose.	Yes.
remember distinctly father taking me for a "piggy-back" ride	And he carried you like this, I suppose.
you're crazy.	remember distinctly Father taking me for a "piggy-back" ride
of course it is.	You're crazy.
this isn't "piggy-back."	Of course it is.
sorry.  it's the first time i've ridden "piggy-back" in years.	This isn't "piggy-back."
i wish you'd stop being playful.	Sorry.  It's the first time I've ridden "piggy-back" in years.
okay. hang on to these.	I wish you'd stop being playful.
no.	Okay. Hang on to these.
aren't you afraid of me?	No.
i'm following you.	Aren't you afraid of me?
yeah.	I'm following you.
to new york?	Yeah.
must be some strange power westley has over you women.  how do you expect to get there?	To New York?
never! i'll get to new york if i have to starve all the way.	Must be some strange power Westley has over you women.  How do you expect to get there?
i didn't give him anything . you were the big-hearted gal. how about wiring your father now?	Never! I'll get to New York if I have to starve all the way.
you didn't give that boy all your money?	I didn't give him anything . You were the big-hearted gal. How about wiring your father now?
not a sou. i had some before the fainting scene.	You didn't give that boy all your money?
why, haven't you?	Not a sou. I had some before the fainting scene.
it takes money to buy food.	Why, haven't you?
what do you meanstarvation?	It takes money to buy food.
okay with me, if you can stand the starvation diet.	What do you meanstarvation?
not as long as i'm alive.	Okay with me, if you can stand the starvation diet.
first town we hit in the morning, you better wire your father.	Not as long as I'm alive.
i don't trust that chatterbox.	First town we hit in the morning, you better wire your father.
i was never built for these moonlight strolls.  why did we have to leave the bus?	I don't trust that chatterbox.
what's the matter?	I was never built for these moonlight strolls.  Why did we have to leave the bus?
yes, i noticed he was getting a little fat lately.  ouch!	What's the matter?
at the rate he started, he's probably passed two state lines by this time. the exercise is good for him.	Yes, I noticed he was getting a little fat lately.  Ouch!
poor old shapeley. you shouldn't have frightened him like that.	At the rate he started, he's probably passed two state lines by this time. The exercise is good for him.
don't be silly. nothing you can do. must be tough on an old womana trip like this.	Yes.
i better go over and see her.	Don't be silly. Nothing you can do. Must be tough on an old womana trip like this.
i refuse to resign!	Then I'll fire you. I'll do all the parts myself.
if you don't like it, you can resign from the company.	I refuse to resign!
you always want to run everything.	If you don't like it, you can resign from the company.
i did! it was my idea, wasn't it?	You always want to run everything.
oh, you are! who made you the manager?	I did! It was my idea, wasn't it?
no mushy stuff. i'm running this troupe.	Oh, you are! Who made you the manager?
how about cinderellaor a real hot love story?	No mushy stuff. I'm running this troupe.
after that "the three musketeers."  i'd make a great d'artagnan.	How about Cinderellaor a real hot love story?
next week "east lynne."	After that "The Three Musketeers."  I'd make a great D'Artagnan.
we could start a two-person stock company. if things get toughwe can play some small town auditoriums. we'll call this one "the great deception."[8]	Next week "East Lynne."
you weren't so bad yourself.	We could start a two-person stock company. If things get toughwe can play some small town auditoriums. We'll call this one "The Great Deception."[8]
say, you were pretty good. jumping in like that. got a brain, haven't you?	You weren't so bad yourself.
aw, nuts! you're just like your old man!  once a plumber always a plumber! there isn't an ounce of brains in your whole family!	Peter Warne, you've gone far enough. I won't stand being insulted like this another minute.
yeah, and gotten yourself arrested!	Aw, nuts! You're just like your old man!  Once a plumber always a plumber! There isn't an ounce of brains in your whole family!
i'm sorry i didn't take another sock at him.	Yeah, and gotten yourself arrested!
well, you were!	I'm sorry I didn't take another sock at him.
oh, so now i was drunk!	Well, you were!
you don't have to lose your temper!  that's what you told me the last time too. every time i step in to protect you. at the elk's dance[7] when that big swede made a pass at you	He didn't make a pass at me! I told you a million times!
well, you don't have to lose your temper!	You don't have to lose your temper!  That's what you told me the last time too. Every time I step in to protect you. At the Elk's dance[7] when that big Swede made a pass at you
there you go again! how many times did i tell you to stop butting in when i have an argument?	Well, you don't have to lose your temper!
don't get excited, peter. they just asked a civil question.	There you go again! How many times did I tell you to stop butting in when I have an argument?
yeah. i got a letter from aunt betty. she says if we don't stop over at wilkes-barre she'll never forgive us.	What are you talking about?
that's father at work, what'll i do?  peter, what'll i do?	Don't look at me. I didn't marry King Westley.
detectives!	That's Father at work, What'll I do?  Peter, what'll I do?
just goes to show you. twenty millions and you don't know how to dunk.	I'd change places with a plumber's daughter any day.
thanks, professor.	Just goes to show you. Twenty millions and you don't know how to dunk.
of course you shouldn't. you don't know how to do it. dunking's an art. don't let it soak so long. a dip and plop, into your mouth. if you let it soak so long, it'll get soft and fall off. it's all a matter of timing. i ought to write a book about it.	Thanks, professor.
aw, now, don't you start telling me i shouldn't dunk.	Of course you shouldn't. You don't know how to do it. Dunking's an art. Don't let it soak so long. A dip and plop, into your mouth. If you let it soak so long, it'll get soft and fall off. It's all a matter of timing. I ought to write a book about it.
say, where did you learn to dunk, in finishing school?	Aw, now, don't you start telling me I shouldn't dunk.
um-hm. we rode around all afternoon. father was frantic. by 6 o'clock he was having all the rivers dragged.	Say, where did you learn to dunk, in finishing school?
oh. is that how you met him?	Um-hm. We rode around all afternoon. Father was frantic. By 6 o'clock he was having all the rivers dragged.
kingking westley was in it.	Oh. Is that how you met him?
santa claus?	KingKing Westley was in it.
it has its moments. it got to be a sort of game to try to outwit father's detectives. ii did it once; actually went shopping without a body-guard. it was swell. i felt absolutely immoral. but it didn't last long. they caught up with me in a department store. i was so mad i ran out the back way and jumped into the first car i saw. guess who was in it?	Santa Claus?
one consolation; you can never be lonesome.	It has its moments. It got to be a sort of game to try to outwit father's detectives. II did it once; actually went shopping without a body-guard. It was swell. I felt absolutely immoral. But it didn't last long. They caught up with me in a department store. I was so mad I ran out the back way and jumped into the first car I saw. Guess who was in it?
thanks. nurses, governesses, chaperones, even body-guards. oh, it's been a lot of fun.	One consolation; you can never be lonesome.
um. you're doing all right.	Thanks. Nurses, governesses, chaperones, even body-guards. Oh, it's been a lot of fun.
it's a wonder i'm not panic stricken.	Um. You're doing all right.
yeah?	It's a wonder I'm not panic stricken.
yes, you do. you think i'm a fool and a spoiled brat. perhaps i am, although i don't see how i can be. people who are spoiled are accustomed to having their own way. i never have. on the contrary, i've always been told what to do and how to do it and where and with whom. would you believe it? this is the first time i've ever been alone with a man!	Yeah?
no. no. it's too good a story.	Yes, you do. You think I'm a fool and a spoiled brat. Perhaps I am, although I don't see how I can be. People who are spoiled are accustomed to having their own way. I never have. On the contrary, I've always been told what to do and how to do it and where and with whom. Would you believe it? This is the first time I've ever been alone with a man!
thanks.  you think this whole business is silly, don't you? i mean running away and everything.	No. No. It's too good a story.
just shows you how wrong a guy can be. doughnut?	Thanks.  You think this whole business is silly, don't you? I mean running away and everything.
he apologized for last night.  said he didn't know we were married.	Just shows you how wrong a guy can be. Doughnut?
i thought maybeuh"believe you me" told you a couple of snappy stories.	He apologized for last night.  Said he didn't know we were married.
must be the spring.	I thought maybeuh"believe you me" told you a couple of snappy stories.
what makes you so disgustingly cheerful this morning?	Must be the Spring.
why, you don't have to apologize, mr. warne. you'll never know how much i appreciate all this.	What makes you so disgustingly cheerful this morning?
i'd have gotten you some cream but it meant buying a whole pint.	Why, you don't have to apologize, Mr. Warne. You'll never know how much I appreciate all this.
nope. no complaints.	I'd have gotten you some cream but it meant buying a whole pint.
egg. one eggdoughnutsblack coffee. that's your ration till lunch. any complaints?	Nope. No complaints.
thank you.  my, my! scrambled eggs.	Egg. One eggdoughnutsblack coffee. That's your ration till lunch. Any complaints?
i know a couple of truck drivers i'd like to have you meet sometime.  come on, sit down.	Thank you.  My, my! Scrambled eggs.
well, i hope you're not going to dictate whom i can talk to.	I know a couple of truck drivers I'd like to have you meet sometime.  Come on, sit down.
if you didn't waste so much time on that wise-cracking drummerwe'd have been through with breakfast by this time.	Well, I hope you're not going to dictate whom I can talk to.
why, peter! don't you want to hear about our lovely friends?	If you didn't waste so much time on that wise-cracking drummerwe'd have been through with breakfast by this time.
hurry up and get dressed.	Why, Peter! Don't you want to hear about our lovely friends?
very outspoken, too. said i looked funny. wasn't that cute?	Hurry up and get dressed.
high time you got back.	I met some very interesting women at the showers. We got to chatting about this and that. You know how time files.
your hair's cute like that. you should never comb it.	I'll find it myself.
where is the shower?	Your hair's cute like that. You should never comb it.
heyyou're little, aren't you?	Where is the shower?
where'd you say the showersand thingswere?	Heyyou're little, aren't you?
like this. i have no robe.	Heretake mine.
like what?	Like this. I have no robe.
i can't go out like this.	Like what?
certainly, outside. all the best homes have 'em outside.	I can't go out like this.
outside!	Certainly, outside. All the best homes have 'em outside.
you'll find the showersand thingsright back of the second cottage.	Outside!
why, you sweet thing, you. where'd you get it pressed?	Listen, BratI'm going to count to ten. If you're not out of bed by then I'm going to yank you out myself.
come on! hurry up! breakfast'll be ready in no time.	Why, you sweet thing, you. Where'd you get it pressed?
what is it?  why, it's a toothbrush! thanks.  youyou had it pressed.	Come on! Hurry up! Breakfast'll be ready in no time.
here	What is it?  Why, it's a toothbrush! Thanks.  Youyou had it pressed.
pleased to meet you, mr. warne ...	The pleasure is all mine.
don't let it bother you. you're giving it back to me in the morning.	Pleased to meet you, Mr. Warne ...
peter warne? i don't like it.	Don't let it bother you. You're giving it back to me in the morning.
yeah. i got a name. peter warne.	Peter Warne? I don't like it.
you've got a name, haven't you?	Yeah. I got a name. Peter Warne.
who, me?  why, i'm the whippoorwill that cries in the night. i'm the soft morning breeze that caresses your lovely face.	You've got a name, haven't you?
who are you?	Who, me?  Why, I'm the whippoorwill that cries in the night. I'm the soft morning breeze that caresses your lovely face.
do you mind putting out the light?	Not at all.
i have an idiosyncrasy all my own. you'll notice my coat came firstthen the tiethen the shirtnow, according to hoyle,[5] the pants should come next. but that's where i'm different.  go for the shoes first. after that i	Smart aleck!
you're not really serious about this, are you?	All right, don't join the Israelites. Perhaps you're interested in how a man undresses.  Funny thing about that. Quite a study in psychology. No two men do it alike.
do you mind joining the israelites?	You're not really serious about this, are you?
oh, this?i like privacy when i retire. i'm very delicate in that respect. prying eyes annoy me.  behold the walls of jericho![4] maybe not as thick as the ones that joshua blew down with his trumpet, but a lot safer. you see, i have no trumpet.  now just to show you my heart's in the right place, i'll give you my best pair of pajamas.	Do you mind joining the Israelites?
that, i suppose, makes everythinguhquite all right.	Oh, this?I like privacy when I retire. I'm very delicate in that respect. Prying eyes annoy me.  Behold the walls of Jericho![4] Maybe not as thick as the ones that Joshua blew down with his trumpet, but a lot safer. You see, I have no trumpet.  Now just to show you my heart's in the right place, I'll give you my best pair of pajamas.
oh, yeah? it's all right with me. go on out in the storm, but i'm going to follow you, see?  yeah. and if you get tough i'll just have to turn you over to your old man right now. savvy?  now that's my whole plot in a nutshell. a simple story for simple people. now if you behave yourself, i'll see that you get to king westley; if not, i'll just have to spill the beans to papa. now which of these beds do you prefer? this one? all right.	That, I suppose, makes everythinguhquite all right.
well, thank you. thank you very much, but you've been very kind.	Oh, yeah? It's all right with me. Go on out in the storm, but I'm going to follow you, see?  Yeah. And if you get tough I'll just have to turn you over to your old man right now. Savvy?  Now that's my whole plot in a nutshell. A simple story for simple people. Now if you behave yourself, I'll see that you get to King Westley; if not, I'll just have to spill the beans to papa. Now which of these beds do you prefer? This one? All right.
this?  oh, that's a matter of simple mathematics. these cabins cost two bucks a night and i'm very sorry to inform you, wifey dear, but the family purse won't stand for our having separate establishments.	Well, thank you. Thank you very much, but you've been very kind.
now isn't that just too cute? there's a brain behind that face of yours, isn't there? you've got everything nicely figured out, for yourself, including this.	This?  Oh, that's a matter of simple mathematics. These cabins cost two bucks a night and I'm very sorry to inform you, wifey dear, but the family purse won't stand for our having separate establishments.
chalk up one for your side. now listen, you want to get to king westley, don't you?  all right, i'm here to help you. what i want is your story, exclusive. a day-to- day account. all about your mad flight to happiness. i need that story. just between you and me i've got to have it.	Now isn't that just too cute? There's a brain behind that face of yours, isn't there? You've got everything nicely figured out, for yourself, including this.
your ego is colossal.	Yeah. Yeah, not bad. How's your's?
i kind of half expected you to thank me.	Your ego is colossal.
oh, you did? what am i expected to doleap for joy?	I kind of half expected you to thank me.
oh, i forgot to tell you. i registered as mr. and mrs.	Oh, you did? What am I expected to doleap for joy?
i just had the unpleasant sensation of hearing you referred to as my husband.	Oh, I forgot to tell you. I registered as Mr. and Mrs.
yeah. yeah, it's a gift.	I just had the unpleasant sensation of hearing you referred to as my husband.
darn clever, these armenians.	Yeah. Yeah, it's a gift.
are you talking to me!	Yeah. Come onwe're stopping here for the night.
hey, brat!  the view moves to the rear door of the bus. ellie stands on the bottom step.	Are you talking to me!
now, just a minuteyou can't	Shut up!
you're on a budget from now on.	Now, just a minuteyou can't
that's none of your business.	You're on a budget from now on.
a dollar sixty! . . . you had four dollars last night! how do you expect to get to new york at the rate you're going?	That's none of your business.
you have your nerve!  here, boy!	A dollar sixty! . . . You had four dollars last night! How do you expect to get to New York at the rate you're going?
beat it!	You have your nerve!  Here, boy!
of course i do. what do you mean	Beat it!
what'd you do? wire one of your friends for money?	No. It'd be useless. Father'd get the wire before they would.
here, boy!	What'd you do? Wire one of your friends for money?
if you promise not to snap my head off, i'd like to thank you.	Forget it. I didn't do it for you. His voice got on my nerves.
listen, if you'll promise not to do it, i'll pay you. i'll pay you as much as he will. you won't gain anything by giving me away as long as i'm willing to make it worth your while. i've got to get to new york without being stopped. it's terribly important to me. i'd pay now, only the only thing i had when i jumped off the yacht was my wrist watch and i had to pawn that to get these clothes. i'll give you my address and you can get in touch with me the minute you get to new york.	Never mind. You know I had you pegged right from the start, you're the spoiled brat of a rich father. The only way you can get anything is to buy it. Now you're in a jam and all you can think of is your money. It never fails, does it? Ever hear of the word "Humility"? No, you wouldn't. I guess it never occurred to you to just say, "Please mister, I'm in trouble. Will you help me?" No; that'd bring you down off your high horse for a minute. Let me tell you something; maybe it'd take a load off your mind. You don't have to worry about me. I'm not interested in your money or your problems. You, King Westley, your father, you're all a lot of hooey to me.
i never thought of that.	Listen, if you'll promise not to do it, I'll pay you. I'll pay you as much as he will. You won't gain anything by giving me away as long as I'm willing to make it worth your while. I've got to get to New York without being stopped. It's terribly important to me. I'd pay now, only the only thing I had when I jumped off the yacht was my wrist watch and I had to pawn that to get these clothes. I'll give you my address and you can get in touch with me the minute you get to New York.
if you play your cards right, you might get some money out of it.	I never thought of that.
what for?	If you play your cards right, you might get some money out of it.
you're not going to notify my father, are you?	What for?
that's right. you didn't.	You're not going to notify my father, are you?
i didn't ask for your advice.	That's right. You didn't.
take my advicegrab the first bus back to miami. that guy's a phony.	I didn't ask for your advice.
quit kidding!  it's all over the front pages, you know, i've always been curious about the kind of a girl that would marry king westley.	Take my advicegrab the first bus back to Miami. That guy's a phony.
you must have me confused with	Quit kidding!  It's all over the front pages, You know, I've always been curious about the kind of a girl that would marry King Westley.
you'll never get away with it, miss andrews. your father'll stop you before you get half way to new york.	You must have me confused with
will you please tell me what you're raving about!	You'll never get away with it, Miss Andrews. Your father'll stop you before you get half way to New York.
just a spoiled brat of a rich man. you and westley'll make an ideal team.	Will you please tell me what you're raving about!
what are you talking about?	Just a spoiled brat of a rich man. You and Westley'll make an ideal team.
you'll never get away with it, miss andrews.	What are you talking about?
oh, thank you. must have fallen out of my pocket.	You'll never get away with it, Miss Andrews.
i found it on the seat.	Oh, thank you. Must have fallen out of my pocket.
my ticket?	I found it on the seat.
you're doing a pretty sloppy job of it.  here's your ticket.	My ticket?
don't tell me you did it on my account!  hope you're not getting any idea that what happened last night is  you needn't concern yourself about me, young man. i can take care of myself.	You're doing a pretty sloppy job of it.  Here's your ticket.
what's the matter? wouldn't the old meanies wait for you?  say, how old are you anyway? don't you know these busses work on a schedule? you need a guardian.	What are you excited about? You missed the bus, too.
remember me? i'm the fellow you slept on last night.	Seems to me I've already thanked you for that.  What time is the next bus to New York?
i hated to wake you up.  how about some breakfast?	No, thank you.  Thank you so much.
that was foolish of me. why didn't you shove me away?	I hated to wake you up.  How about some breakfast?
yes.	That was foolish of me. Why didn't you shove me away?
oh, thank you.  we're in jacksonville, aren't we?	Yes.
see here, can you understand english! i don't want it reported!  please stay out of my affairs!  i want to be left alone.  a close-up of peter shows him glaring after her.	Why, you ungrateful brat!
why, that's ridiculous! they're responsible for everything that	See here, can you understand English! I don't want it reported!  Please stay out of my affairs!  I want to be left alone.  A CLOSE-UP of PETER shows him glaring after her.
i don't want it reported!	Why, that's ridiculous! They're responsible for everything that
don't be a fool. you lost your bag. the company'll make good. what's your name?	I don't want it reported!
no. i'd rather you didn't.	Don't be a fool. You lost your bag. The company'll make good. What's your name?
i'll report it to the driver. about your bag, i mean.	No. I'd rather you didn't.
why, noi  yes . . . i guess i will.	I'll report it to the driver. About your bag, I mean.
you can wire home for some money when we get to jacksonville.	Why, noI  Yes . . . I guess I will.
no, i've got that, all right. but my money. all i have here is four dollars. i've got to get to new york with it.	You can wire home for some money when we get to Jacksonville.
don't tell me your ticket was in it?	No, I've got that, all right. But my money. All I have here is four dollars. I've got to get to New York with it.
what am i going to do now?	Don't tell me your ticket was in it?
that cadaverous-looking yegg who sat in front of us, just up and took it. boy, how that baby can run!	What am I going to do now?
what happened?	That cadaverous-looking yegg who sat in front of us, just up and took it. Boy, how that baby can run!
yeah. i knew you'd catch on eventually.	What happened?
oh, my heavens! it's gone!	Yeah. I knew you'd catch on eventually.
wellof all thewell  maybe you'll be interested to know your bag's gone.	Oh, my heavens! It's gone!
i don't know what you're raving about, young man. and, furthermore, i'm not interested.	Wellof all thewell  Maybe you'll be interested to know your bag's gone.
are you talking to me?	Yes. Tell that man to drive slowly.
tell that man not to drive so fast.	Are you talking to me?
now, listen. i'm in a very ugly mood. i put up a stiff battle for that seat. so if it's just the same to you  scram.	Driver!
i beg your pardon!	Now, listen. I'm in a very ugly mood. I put up a stiff battle for that seat. So if it's just the same to you  scram.
not interested.	Won't I ever see you again?
no harm in your coming to see us.	Not interested.
is that the walls of jericho going up?	Yep! The Walls of Jericho.
i just want to be let alone, that's all. life's swell if you don't try too hard. most people want to get a strangle-hold on it. they're not living. they're just feverish.  if they didn't get themselves all balled up with a lot of manufactured values, they'd find what they want. peace and calm. when you get right down to it, what's all the shootin' for, will you tell me? after all, you can only eat three meals a day, only sleep in one bed  right now, that hay feels pretty good to you, doesn't it? sure it does. 'cause you were tiredand it's the only thing around.	You sound like a hobo.
comical part of it is, it isn't what you want at all. in a couple of weeks you'll be looking for the nearest exit . . .  people like you spend all your life on a merry-go-round. i guess that's what makes you so dizzy.  you're always chasing after something. at least you think you are. truth is, you're just running away.  from yourself, mostly. 'cause you're miserable. you hate yourself. the world's full of people like you. don't know what they want.	Do you know?
you can't be hungry and scared at the same time.	Well, I am.
no, it isn't. i'm hungry andand scared.	You can't be hungry and scared at the same time.
there's a man here to see you, sweetheart.	Whome?  Want to see me?
maybe i could jump out of the window.  do you think they'd see me?	Come here, you little fool!
sixseveneightnine	I'm out! I'm out!
why, you bully. i believe you would.	sixseveneightnine
onetwothreefourfive	Why, you bully. I believe you would.
i'll bet you're in an awful hurry to get back to new york, aren't you?	Goodnight, Mr. Warne.
hey, wait a minute!  let's get something straightened out right now. if you've any peculiar ideas that i'm interested in you, forget it. you're just a headline to me.	A headline? You're not a newspaper man, are you?
compared to you, my friend, shapeley's an amateur.  whatever gave you an idea you can get away with this! you're positively the most conceited	Hey, wait a minute!  Let's get something straightened out right now. If you've any peculiar ideas that I'm interested in you, forget it. You're just a headline to me.
whatever you say, darling.	I heard about your stunt. That's swell, King. Just think of itthe groom lands on the lawn with a plane. It's a perfect beginning for the life we're going to lead. It sets just the right tempo.  Come on, King. You're lagging.
it's up to you now. i want our life to be full of excitement, king. we'll never let up, will we? never a dull moment. we'll get on a merry-go-round and never get off. promise you'll never let me get off? it's the only way to live, isn't it? no time to think. we don't want to stop to think, do we? just want to keep going.	Whatever you say, darling.
you bet we did.	It's up to you now. I want our life to be full of excitement, King. We'll never let up, will we? Never a dull moment. We'll get on a merry-go-round and never get off. Promise you'll never let me get off? It's the only way to live, isn't it? No time to think. We don't want to stop to think, do we? Just want to keep going.
happy? why shouldn't i be happy? i'm getting the handsomest man in captivity.  here you are, king. let's drink.  let's drink to us .  we finally made it, didn't we?	You bet we did.
how are you, ellie?  are you happy?	Happy? Why shouldn't I be happy? I'm getting the handsomest man in captivity.  Here you are, King. Let's drink.  Let's drink to us .  We finally made it, didn't we?
eight o'clock! why, that's twelve hours!	Sorry, Miss.
eight o'clock tonight.	Eight o'clock! Why, that's twelve hours!
why, that's ridiculous! i was on that busi told them to wait!	Sorry, Miss. It's gone.  Ellie's face clouds. The crowds surge about her. She looks around thoughtfully. Suddenly her eyes open in surprise at something she sees, and the VIEW then moves over to Peter, who sits on his suitcase, looking toward Ellie.
left twenty minutes ago.	Why, that's ridiculous! I was on that busI told them to wait!
where's the bus to new york?	Left twenty minutes ago.
in about fifteen minutes.	Thank you.
when does the bus leave?	In about fifteen minutes.
oh, thank you. thank you.	When does the bus leave?
oh, thank you. thank you very much.  here.	Oh, thank you. Thank you.
here's your ticket, ma'am.	Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.  Here.
can i use your telephone? i want to talk to new york.	You ain't gonna stick me for no phone calls. You can go down to the Sheriff's office.
but can't you wait until morning	Ain't gonna wait a minute.
serves you right. oughta be careful who you take up with on the road. you can't go plyin' your trade in my camp.	But can't you wait until morning
why, you can't put me out in the middle of the	Serves you right. Oughta be careful who you take up with on the road. You can't go plyin' your trade in my camp.
why, he'll be back.	Yeah? What makes you think so! He took his suitcase and everything.  Kinda surprised, huh? It's just like I told you, Zeke. They ain't married a'tall . . .
no, he ain't! and the car's gone, too.	Why, he'll be back.
isn't he here?	No, he ain't! And the car's gone, too.
yesif he is your husband.	Isn't he here?
husband?	Yesif he is your husband.
what's the matter?  where's your husband, young lady	Husband?
get out!	Okay. I was just trying to make conversation.
sorryi didn't mean to	Get out!
if you don't get out of here, i'll slap that fresh mouth of yours.	SorryI didn't mean to
hey, what's this? wearing papa's things? now that's cute. that's what i call real lovey-dovey. yessir.	If you don't get out of here, I'll slap that fresh mouth of yours.
but i don't go in for that kinda stuffmuch. i like to pick my fillies. take you, for instance. you're my type. no kiddin' sister. i could go for you in a big way. "fun-on-the-side shapeley" they call me, and the accent is on the fun, believe you me.	Believe you me, you bore me to distraction.
seems to me you're doing excellently without any assistance.	That's pretty good . . . Well, shut my big nasty mouth!
you made no mistake sitting next to me.  just between us, the kinda muggs you meet on a hop like this ain't nothing to write home to the wife about. you gotta be awful careful who you hit up with, is what i always say, and you can't be too particular, neither. once when i was comin' through north carolina, i got to gabbin' with a good-lookin' mama. one of those young ones, you know, and plenty classy, too. kinda struck my fancy. you know how it is. well, sir, you could'a knocked me over with a mack truck. i was just warming up when she's yanked offa the bus. who do you think she was? huh? might as well give up. the girl bandit! the one the papers been writin' about.  yessir, you coulda knocked me over with a mack truck.  what's the matter, sister? you ain't sayin' much.	Seems to me you're doing excellently without any assistance.
i'm hungry.	Just your imagination.
what time is it?	Eight o'clock.
heyyou not up yet? come oncome on!	What time is it?
yes?	You've had a pretty tough break at that. Twice a Missus and still unkissed.
i've been thinking about you.	Yes?
oh, by the waywhat's your name?	What's that?
oh, excuse me.	Oh, by the waywhat's your name?
do you mind taking those things off the walls of jericho?  it's tough enough as it is.	Oh, excuse me.
the dame's too smart for him.	How'd you like to be married to a wild cat like that?
yeah!	The dame's too smart for him.
i said, the old man's screwy!	Yeah!
what's 'at?	I said, the old man's screwy!
the old man's screwy!	What's 'at?
that's it. dyke's auto camp.	Thanks.
yeah.	That's it. Dyke's Auto Camp.
up yonder. see the lights?	Yeah.
yeah? where?	Up yonder. See the lights?
any of your passengers want a place to sleepthere's an auto camp up yonder a piece.	Yeah? Where?
what's up?	Bridge washed outaround Dawson.
yes.	Don't accept any more.
collect?	Yes.
throw it in the basket.  what's it say?  "have i got a story! it's getting hotter and hotter. hope you're the same."	Collect?
here's another wire from peter warne.	Throw it in the basket.  What's it say?  "Have I got a story! It's getting hotter and hotter. Hope you're the same."
did you know he reversed the charges on that call?	What!  Say, listen you!  When you get back to New York, take my advice and stay f-a-r away from this officeunless you don't care what happens to that funny map of yours.
huh?	Did you know he reversed the charges on that call?
mr. gordon	Huh?
when you sober upcome in and see me.	Thanks, Joe.
yeah, where am i?	When you sober upcome in and see me.
great!  but that's the way things go. you think you got a swell yarnthen something comes alongmesses up the finishand there you are.	Yeah, where am I?
wouldn't have made a bad story, would it?	Great!  But that's the way things go. You think you got a swell yarnthen something comes alongmesses up the finishand there you are.
yeah. sure. had me going for a while.	Wouldn't have made a bad story, would it?
hello, joe. sorry. just a little gag of mine. thought i'd have some fun with you.	Yeah. Sure. Had me going for a while.
'bye, agnes. you're beautiful. all women are beautiful!  gordon is immediately electrified into action.	Oh, boy! What a yarn! What a yarn!  Get me Hank on the phone. Gotta hold up the morning edition.
thanks, pal. you saved my life.	Okay, pete.
well, i'll be	Listen, Palyou've got to get this money for me. Now. Minutes count. She's waiting for me in an auto camp outside of Philadelphia. I've got to get right back. You see, she doesn't know I'm gone.  A guy can't propose to a girl without a cent in the world, can he?
i met her on a bus coming from miami. been with her every minute.  i'm in love with her, joe.	Well, I'll be
for heaven's sake, joestop being an editor for just a minute.  we've been friends for a long time, haven't we? you ought to know when i'm serious. this is on the level.	I met her on a bus coming from Miami. Been with her every minute.  I'm in love with her, Joe.
now i know you're drunk.  i'm going home. don't annoy me any more.	For heaven's sake, Joestop being an editor for just a minute.  We've been friends for a long time, haven't we? You ought to know when I'm serious. This is on the level.
yeah.	Now I know you're drunk.  I'm going home. Don't annoy me any more.
you!	Yeah.
i am, joe.	You!
who's the guy she's gonna marry?	I am, Joe.
sure. i wouldn't blame you, either.	Who's the guy she's gonna marry?
i'd put you there myself.	Sure. I wouldn't blame you, either.
wait a minute, joe. use your bean. i couldn't afford to hand you a phoney yarn, like that. i'd be crazy. there isn't a newspaper in the country'd give me a job after that! i could go to jail!	I'd put you there myself.
i wouldn't trust you as far as i could throw that desk.	Wait a minute, Joe. Use your bean. I couldn't afford to hand you a phoney yarn, like that. I'd be crazy. There isn't a newspaper in the country'd give me a job after that! I could go to jail!
it's all right here. give me the thousand and it's yours.	I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw that desk.
who's she gonna marry?	It's all right here. Give me the thousand and it's yours.
well, i got it, joe.	Who's she gonna marry?
if it's on the level.	Well, I got it, Joe.
would an exclusive story like that be worth a thousand bucks to you?	If it's on the level.
you're drunk.	Would an exclusive story like that be worth a thousand bucks to you?
that she's going to marry somebody else.	You're drunk.
huh?	That she's going to marry somebody else.
never mind . . . listensuppose i should tell you that ellen andrews is going to have her marriage annulled.	Huh?
what!	Never mind . . . Listensuppose I should tell you that Ellen Andrews is going to have her marriage annulled.
to tear down the walls of jericho.	What!
what's the thousand bucks for?	To tear down the Walls of Jericho.
don't get sore, joe. this is something you got to do for me. i need a thousand dollarsand i need it quick. i'm in a jam.	What's the thousand bucks for?
a thousand dollars!  get out of this office before i throw you out bodily.	Don't get sore, Joe. This is something you got to do for me. I need a thousand dollarsand I need it quick. I'm in a jam.
that's it.  i got it all written up. ready to go. all i want is a thousand dollars.	A thousand dollars!  Get out of this office before I throw you out bodily.
you mean about the andrews' kid?	That's it.  I got it all written up. Ready to go. All I want is a thousand dollars.
okay, joe. listenyou know i've always liked you. anytime i could do you a great turnanytime i ran into a story that looked goodi always came running to you, didn't i? well, i got one now. those wires i sent you were on the level. it's the biggest scoop of the year. i'm giving it to you, joe.	You mean about the Andrews' kid?
don't "joe" me.	Okay, Joe. Listenyou know I've always liked you. Anytime I could do you a great turnanytime I ran into a story that looked goodI always came running to you, didn't I? Well, I got one now. Those wires I sent you were on the level. It's the biggest scoop of the year. I'm giving it to you, Joe.
joe, listen	Don't "Joe" me.
get out!	Joe, listen
wait a minute, gordoni	Get out!
get out of here!	Wait a minute, GordonI
that's okay by me! 'cause as far as i'm concerned, i'm through with newspapers! see? i'm through with stupidity! i'll never write another newspaper story, for you or anybody else, if i have to starve.  yeah? what about my novel! when i get through with that	When you get through with that, I'll have a beard down to my ankles.
free verse, huh?  what the dickens was free about it? it cost this paper a gob of dough. well, i'm here to tell you, it's not gonna cost us any more.	That's okay by me! 'Cause as far as I'm concerned, I'm through with newspapers! See? I'm through with stupidity! I'll never write another newspaper story, for you or anybody else, if I have to starve.  Yeah? What about my novel! When I get through with that
that was free verse, you gashouse palooka!	Free verse, huh?  What the dickens was free about it? It cost this paper a gob of dough. Well, I'm here to tell you, it's not gonna cost us any more.
say, listen, you wouldn't know a story if it reached up and kicked you in the pants.  yeah?  sure, sure, i got your copy. why didn't you tell me you were going to write it in greek? i'd start a new department.	That was free verse, you gashouse palooka!
i ain't got a hat.	Well, you got one now. Come on, fill 'er up.
what?	I ain't got a hat.
ain't got a hat	What?
listen, mani'll tell you what i'll do. when i come back in the morning, i'll buy it back from you and give you ten dollars profit? what do you say?	ain't got a hat
yeah, but i got a bag. my wife gave me one for christmas.	Listen, manI'll tell you what I'll do. When I come back in the morning, I'll buy it back from you and give you ten dollars profit? What do you say?
all i'm asking is enough gas to get me to new york. the bag's worth twenty-five dollars.	Yeah, but I got a bag. My wife gave me one for Christmas.
but what in the world do they want a trumpet for?	I dunno.
yeah. you know, one of those toy things. they sent me to the store to get it.	But what in the world do they want a trumpet for?
a trumpet?	Yeah. You know, one of those toy things. They sent me to the store to get it.
blamed if i know. i just brung 'em a trumpet.	A trumpet?
what do you reckon that's for?	Blamed if I know. I just brung 'em a trumpet.
yeah?	What do you reckon that's for?
they made me get 'em a rope and a blanket, on a night like this.	Yeah?
they're married all right. i just seen the license.	They made me get 'em a rope and a blanket, on a night like this.
if you ask me, i don't believe they're married.	They're married all right. I just seen the license.
yeah.	If you ask me, I don't believe they're married.
funny couple, ain't they?	Yeah.
collect?	Collect.
send it collect.	Collect?
"tub of mush. well try and get it. what i said about never writing another line for you still goes. are you burning? peter warne." well, that will be $2.60.	Send it collect.
mush. mush.	"Tub of mush. Well try and get it. What I said about never writing another line for you still goes. Are you burning? Peter Warne." Well, that will be $2.60.
"how would you like to have the story, you big tub ofof"	Mush. Mush.
go on. go on send the telegram.	"How would you like to have the story, you big tub ofof"
i'm just fine thanks, and how are you?  to "joe gordon, care of new york mail, new york. am i laughing. the biggest scoop of the year just dropped in my lap. i know where ellen andrews is"  no, do you really?	Go on. Go on send the telegram.
you send telegrams here?	I'm just fine thanks, and how are you?  To "Joe Gordon, care of New York Mail, New York. Am I laughing. The biggest scoop of the year just dropped in my lap. I know where Ellen Andrews is"  No, do you really?
zeke.  git!	Yes, Ma.
yeah.	Zeke.  Git!
better start gettin' into your clothes.	Yeah.
not a minute!	Better start gettin' into your clothes.
thenyou'll have to git !	Yeah, you'll have to git .
looks like it, don't it?  here's the woman, ma.	Oh!!
see that. they're gone!	Looks like it, don't it?  Here's the woman, ma.
that feller last night, that's who! he was gonna stay a week, huh? well, he's skipped. took the car with him, too. we wouldn't have known a thing about it until morning if i hadn't took that magnesia.  come on, get up, don't lay there. let's do something about it.	See that. They're gone!
who?	That feller last night, that's who! He was gonna stay a week, huh? Well, he's skipped. Took the car with him, too. We wouldn't have known a thing about it until morning if I hadn't took that magnesia.  Come on, get up, don't lay there. Let's do something about it.
i told you! i told you, you couldn't trust him! he's gone!	Who?
worst comes to the worst, we got his car for security.	I don't trust him.
mebbe.	Worst comes to the worst, we got his car for security.
said he was gonna stay a week.	Mebbe.
yeah. they're all upright till they walk out on you.	Said he was gonna stay a week.
he looked like an upright young feller to me, ma.	Yeah. They're all upright till they walk out on you.
there you gotrustin' people again. how many times did i tell you	He looked like an upright young feller to me, Ma.
come on, scram! and stay away from that bus.	Sure. Anything you say.
oh, thanks, thanks, mister. i always knew you guys were kind-hearted.	Come on, scram! And stay away from that bus.
okay. just remember that. now beat it.	Oh, thanks, thanks, Mister. I always knew you guys were kind-hearted.
gee! that musta been terrible.  i guess he had it coming to him though. but don't you worry about me. i don't talk. i never talk. take my word for it. gee, i wouldn't want anything to happen to my kids.	Okay. Just remember that. Now beat it.
nice guy. just like you. but he made a big mistake, one day. got kind of talkative. know what happened? his kid was found in the bottom of the river. a rock tied around its neck. poor bugs! he couldn't take it. blew his brains out.	Gee! That musta been terrible.  I guess he had it coming to him though. But don't you worry about me. I don't talk. I never talk. Take my word for it. Gee, I wouldn't want anything to happen to my kids.
no.	Nice guy. Just like you. But he made a big mistake, one day. Got kind of talkative. Know what happened? His kid was found in the bottom of the river. A rock tied around its neck. Poor Bugs! He couldn't take it. Blew his brains out.
if you don'tever hear of bugs dooley?	No.
suresurei'll keep my trap shut. you can depend on me, mister.	If you don'tEver hear of Bugs Dooley?
you'll keep your trap shut, all right.	SuresureI'll keep my trap shut. you can depend on me, Mister.
oh, gee, misteryou wouldn'tyou ain't thinkin' about	You'll keep your trap shut, all right.
you love them, don't you?	Oh, gee, Misteryou wouldn'tyou ain't thinkin' about
yeah. just babies.	You love them, don't you?
got a couple of kids, huh?	Yeah. Just babies.
orange, new jersey.	Got a couple of kids, huh?
where do you live?	Orange, New Jersey.
yeah ?how do i know?  i gotta good mind to plug you.  i shouldn't take any chances on you.	You can trust me, Mister. I'll keep my mouth shut.
i won't say anything. honest, i won't.	Yeah ?How do I know?  I gotta good mind to plug you.  I shouldn't take any chances on you.
sh-sh-sh! soft pedal, you mug!before i what're you trying to do? tell the whole world about it!  now listen, you're in this thingand you're staying in! get me? you know too much.	I won't say anything. Honest, I won't.
but i'm a married man. i got a couple of kids. i can't get mixed up with	Sh-sh-sh! Soft pedal, you mug!before I What're you trying to do? Tell the whole world about it!  Now listen, you're in this thingand you're staying in! Get me? You know too much.
what's the matter with you! gettin' yellow?	But I'm a married man. I got a couple of kids. I can't get mixed up with
say, look! i didn't know it was anything like this, seeand	What's the matter with you! Gettin' yellow?
what else, stupid! you don't think we're after that penny-ante reward, do you?  ten thousand bucks? chicken feed! we're holding her for a million smackers.	Say, look! I didn't know it was anything like this, seeand
you're not kidnapping her, are you?	What else, stupid! You don't think we're after that penny-ante reward, do you?  Ten thousand bucks? Chicken feed! We're holding her for a million smackers.
yeahthe "big boy"the boss of the outfit.	You're not kidnapping her, are you?
whyno	That's all right. I got a couple of machine guns in my suitcase. I'll let you have one of them.
a gat! a gat!  got any fireworks on you?	Whyno
huh?	A gat! A gat!  Got any fireworks on you?
do you pack a gat?[11] a close view of the two shows the smile dying on shapeley's face. he looks up quickly.	Huh?
say listen, when you're talkin' to old man shapeley, you're talking to	Do you pack a gat?[11] A CLOSE VIEW of the TWO shows the smile dying on Shapeley's face. He looks up quickly.
i can use a smart guy like you.	Say listen, when you're talkin' to old man Shapeley, you're talking to
you're not making any mistake, believe you me.	I can use a smart guy like you.
lucky thing, my running into you. just the man i need.	You're not making any mistake, believe you me.
you're a pretty shrewd baby.  we better get away from this gang. talk this thing over privately.	Lucky thing, my running into you. Just the man I need.
five g'sor i crab the works.	You're a pretty shrewd baby.  We better get away from this gang. Talk this thing over privately.
what's on your mind?	Five G'sor I crab the works.
cause i'm a guy that don't believe in hoggin' it, see?  a bird that figures that way winds up behind the eight ball,[10] is what i always say.	What's on your mind?
why?	Cause I'm a guy that don't believe in hoggin' it, see?  A bird that figures that way winds up behind the eight ball,[10] is what I always say.
i'd go fifty-fifty with you .	Why?
what?	I'd go fifty-fifty with you .
it's a lotta dough. if i was to run across that dame, you know what i'd do?	What?
yeahwouldn't it?	It's a lotta dough. If I was to run across that dame, you know what I'd do?
take that story there, for instance. be kinda sweet if we could collect that ten thousand smackers.	Yeahwouldn't it?
that's right.	Take that story there, for instance. Be kinda sweet if we could collect that ten thousand smackers.
if you wanna get anywhere nowadays, you gotta keep in touch with all the news, is what i always say.	That's right.
thanks.	If you wanna get anywhere nowadays, you gotta keep in touch with all the news, is what I always say.
travelin' like this, you kinda lose track of what's goin' on in the world.	Thanks.
looks like we're going to be stuck for a long time.	Say, Buddy
what's up?	Looks like we're going to be stuck for a long time.
yeah. come oncome on!	Oh, excuse me.  I was just tryin'you knowto make things pleasant.
wife?	Yeah. Come oncome on!
i'd like to sit with myuhwifeif you don't mind.	Wife?
what's the idea?	I'd like to sit with myuhwifeif you don't mind.
there's a seat over there for you.	What's the idea?
huh?	There's a seat over there for you.
hey, you!	Huh?
well, you're two up on me now.	Hey, you!
gentlemen, i will not hear this.  i value bill as much as anyone here.  we all need to make room for someone else's ideas, lou, especially me. maybe oswald is what everyone says he is and i'm just plain dumb wrong.	I've seen him copying files, leaving here late at night.
william walter, the night clerk on duty here in the fbi office, gave me a copy of this.  it went all over the country.  nothing was done, and the motorcade went ahead on schedule - and this wasn't even mentioned in the warren report!  read it, al.	"Threat to assassinate President Kennedy in Dallas, Texas, November 22-23.  Information received by the Bureau has determined that a militant revolutionary group may attempt to assassinate President Kennedy on his proposed trip to Dallas, Texas, etc, etc..."
well, what do you expect from a pig but a grunt.	Without them, it's going to be near impossible, chief, to prove Shaw's connection to the CIA.  We got the same problem with the governors. All of them.  Reagan in California won't give us Brading, Ohio refuses Orville Townsend, Texas on Arcacha, and Nebraska on Sandra Moffet.
the u.s. attorney in washington "declines" to serve our subpoena on allen dulles, charles cabell, cia director richard helms, or any fbi agent we named.	Well, what do you expect from a pig but a grunt.
when you're in a war, boss, you use every weapon you got.	Not one word.  That's an order.
i don't care if he was doing it with giraffes in the zoo, numa, it's none of our business.  let's keep this side of it quiet, shall we?	When you're in a war, boss, you use every weapon you got.
susie, watch the language, would you please.	My instinct is that Ferrie is going to keep on deteriorating, and we'll end up getting more out of him when he finally cracks.  If we call him now, he might freeze up and we could lose the best shot we've ever had.
if this is oswald, it must be our third oswald.	The interesting thing is the extent to which the Warren Commission went to make him a Communist.  They got almost 150 pages and 130 exhibits of the report on this Mexico trip and the picture doesn't even match.  I'm beginning to think the point of the Mexican episode was to lay the blame at Castro's door.  If Oswald, or someone purporting to be Oswald, had gotten into Cuba, come back, then killed the President, the American public once again would've screamed for a Cuban invasion...
boss, oswald impersonators?  sounds like james bond now.	Al, you can't tell a mink from a coonskin unless you see the fur up close.  Goddamn, Sam!  If we don't start reading between the lines here! Y'all gotta start thinking on a different level - like the CIA does. We're through the looking glass. Here white is black and black is white.
of course there weren't. 'cause they disappeared.  and yet the commission found you, dean.	I don't know how they got to me. Maybe cause I repped him here.  The Feebees run background checks.  On my mama's breasts, man, that's all I got.  There wasn't no conspiracy, Jim.  If there were, why the hell didn't Bobby Kennedy prosecute it as Attorney General, he was his brother for Chrissake.  How the fuck three people could keep a secret like that, I don't know.  It was Oswald.  He was a nut job.  Faggot, y'know, hated this country.
there were no phone records.	Of course there weren't. 'Cause they disappeared.  And yet the Commission found you, Dean.
then how the hell did you get in the warren commission, dean?  except through the phone records in the dallas jail?	There were no phone records.
hell, no!  i told this bertrand cat right off, this isn't my scene, man. i deal with muni court, i'm a hack in nigger town, that kid needs a hot dog.	Then how the hell did you get in the Warren Commission, Dean?  Except through the phone records in the Dallas jail?
did you speak to oswald in dallas?	Hell, no!  I told this Bertrand cat right off, this isn't my scene, man. I deal with muni court, I'm a hack in nigger town, that kid needs a hot dog.
mario, jose - they wear names like you and i wear clothes.  today the name is candy, tomorrow it's butsie. i wish i could help you, jim.	Did you speak to Oswald in Dallas?
recall any names?	Mario, Jose - they wear names like you and I wear clothes.  Today the name is Candy, tomorrow it's Butsie. I wish I could help you, Jim.
three, four.  he came in with a few cubano swishes one time i remember...	Recall any names?
so you saw oswald how many times?	Three, four.  He came in with a few Cubano swishes one time I remember...
like i told to the washington boys, bertrand called that summer and asked me to help the kid upgrade his marine discharge...	So you saw Oswald how many times?
and oswald?	Like I told to the Washington boys, Bertrand called that summer and asked me to help the kid upgrade his Marine discharge...
always - like tits on a pig.  i wish i had a million of those bimbettes.	And Oswald?
did he pay?	Always - like tits on a pig.  I wish I had a million of those bimbettes.
you knew you weren't talking to some low life fag, you know.  he had command of the king's english.	Did he pay?
what was his voice like?	You knew you weren't talking to some low life fag, you know.  He had command of the king's English.
street cats?	Swishes.  They swish, y'know.  Young fags, you know.  They'd come into my bureau needing help, no bread, and I'd say, hey man, I ain't Rockefeller, who gonna back you up?  These cornmuffins go to the phone and dial...
oh, i first heard these street cats jiving about him back in '56, '57 when i lived down in the quarter.	Street cats?
when did you first do business with this bertrand?	Oh, I first heard these street cats jiving about him back in '56, '57 when I lived down in the Quarter.
you can't ever say crime don't pay in louisiana, jim - only not as good as it used to.  good chowder, ain't it?	When did you first do business with this Bertrand?
yeah, she was pretty, all right, but not half as cute as you, deano.  you shoulda tried a legitimate line of business.	You can't ever say crime don't pay in Louisiana, Jim - only not as good as it used to.  Good chowder, ain't it?
now that's pretty important, dean. you also told the fbi when you met him, he was six foot two.  then you tell the commission he was five foot eight.  how the hell did the man shrink like that, dean?	They put the heat on, my man, just like you're doing.  I gave'em anything that popped into my cabeza.  Truth is, I never met the dude.
right.	Now that's pretty important, Dean. You also told the FBI when you met him, he was six foot two.  Then you tell the Commission he was five foot eight.  How the hell did the man shrink like that, Dean?
you tell them the day after the assassination you were called on the phone by this "clay bertrand" and asked to fly to dallas and be lee oswald's layer.	Right.
there you go.  grain of salt.  two sides to every coin.	You tell them the day after the assassination you were called on the phone by this "Clay Bertrand" and asked to fly to Dallas and be Lee Oswald's layer.
because you keep conning me, dean. i read your testimony to the warren commission and...	There you go.  Grain of salt.  Two sides to every coin.
why you keep dancing on my head for, my man?  we been thicker'n molasses pie since law school.	Because you keep conning me, Dean. I read your testimony to the Warren Commission and...
i always lock my files.  and you were the only one here today...  what do you mean, you son of a bitch?	You know what I mean.  I saw a lot of strange things going on in this office this summer.  And a lotta strange people.
goddammit chief, why would i ever need to look in your files?  i saw enough here this summer to write a book.	I always lock my files.  And you were the only one here today...  What do you mean, you son of a bitch?
you found out about dave ferrie going to texas today and you went through all my files to see what was going on.  you're a goddamn spy.	Goddammit chief, why would I ever need to look in your files?  I saw enough here this summer to write a book.
you may not like this, chief, but you're beginning to act paranoid.  i mean, you really are.	You found out about Dave Ferrie going to Texas today and you went through all my files to see what was going on.  You're a goddamn spy.
who the hell opened my files!  you've been looking through my private files, haven't you, you weasel?	You may not like this, chief, but you're beginning to act paranoid.  I mean, you really are.
i couldn't be more serious, jack. those big red eyes have me wondering about your loyalty.	Who the hell opened my files!  You've been looking through my private files, haven't you, you weasel?
chief, sometimes i don't know whether you're kidding or not.	I couldn't be more serious, Jack. Those big red eyes have me wondering about your loyalty.
who'd ever thought that goofy oswald kid would pull off a stunt like an assassination?  just goes to show, you can never know about some people.  am i right, jack?  well, bless my soul.  your eyes are as red as two cherries, jack.  don't tell me we have another bleeding heart here.  hell, all these years i thought you were on my side.	Chief, sometimes I don't know whether you're kidding or not.
get home my ass.  we're going to the office, have another drink.  i want some company tonight.	Who'd ever thought that goofy Oswald kid would pull off a stunt like an assassination?  Just goes to show, you can never know about some people.  Am I right, Jack?  Well, bless my soul.  Your eyes are as red as two cherries, Jack.  Don't tell me we have another bleeding heart here.  Hell, all these years I thought you were on my side.
i think i'll cut out here, chief.  i gotta get home.	Get home my ass.  We're going to the office, have another drink.  I want some company tonight.
well, the kid musta gone nuts, right?  i said oswald must've flipped.  just did this crazy thing before anyone could stop him, right?	I think I'll cut out here, chief.  I gotta get home.
chief, maybe you had a little too much to drink.	Bullshit!  Bartender, another round...  Here's to the New Frontier.  Camelot in smithereens.  I'll drink to that.
a bullshit president!  i don't see any weeping for all the thousands of cubans that bastard condemned to death and torture at the bay of pigs. where are all the tears for the russians and hungarians and chinese living like slaves in prison camps run by kennedy's communist buddies - all these damned peace treaties! i'm telling ya jack, that's what happens when you let the niggers vote.  they get together with the jews and the catholics and elect an irish bleeding heart.	Chief, maybe you had a little too much to drink.
god's sake, chief.  the president was shot.	A bullshit President!  I don't see any weeping for all the thousands of Cubans that bastard condemned to death and torture at the Bay of Pigs. Where are all the tears for the Russians and Hungarians and Chinese living like slaves in prison camps run by Kennedy's communist buddies - All these damned peace treaties! I'm telling ya Jack, that's what happens when you let the niggers vote.  They get together with the Jews and the Catholics and elect an Irish bleeding heart.
all this blubbering over that sonofabitch!  they're grieving like they knew the man.  it makes me want to puke.	God's sake, chief.  The President was shot.
or a cover up!  jesus, bill, don't you have enough proof of the fbi's complicity now?	Maybe I have a little more respect for this country's institutions than you do, Susie.  You tell me how the hell you can keep a conspiracy going between the Mob, the CIA, FBI, and Army Intelligence and who knows what else, when you know you can't even keep a secret in this room between 12 people!  We got leaks everywhere! We're going to trial here!  What the hell do we really got?  Oswald, Ruby, Banister, Ferrie are dead.  Shaw - maybe he's an agent, I don't know, but as a covert operator in my book he's wide open for blackmail 'cause of his homosexuality.
grab your socks and pull... clay bertrand is clay shaw...	No!... Shaw!  Director of The Trade Mart?  This is incredible.
who?	Grab your socks and pull... Clay Bertrand is Clay Shaw...
susie, you're an assistant d.a., remember.  stick to what you can prove in court.	You want facts, Bill?  Okay.  From 1945 to '59 only two U.S. soldiers defect to Russia.  From '59 to '60, seven defect, six return, one of them another Marine a month before Oswald.  All of them young men made to seem poor, disenchanted.
i don't know if it's coincidence, but oswald had a top security clearance and knew about the u2 program from his days at atsugi air base in japan.  six months after he arrives in russia, francis gary powers' u2 spy flight goes down in russia.  that plane was untouchable. powers hinted that oswald could've given the russians enough data to hit it.  as a direct result, the peace summit between khrushchev and eisenhower failed.  i can't help thinking of that book seven days in may, maybe someone in our military didn't want the peace conference to happen, maybe oswald was part of that.  it gets weirder.	Susie, you're an assistant D.A., remember.  Stick to what you can prove in court.
maybe there's more to this, susie. the cia's keeping something from our enemies.	Yes, but we're talking about a dead warehouse employee of no political significance.  Three years later and he's still classified?  They gave us his grammar school records, a study of his pubic hairs... Put it in context, Bill, of what we know about Oswald.  Lonely kid, no father, unstable childhood, high school dropout - wants to grow up and be a spy, joins the Marines at 17.  He learns Russian, he acts overtly Marxist with two other marines, but he's stationed at a top secret base in Japan where U2 spy flights over Russia originate.  He's discharged from the Marines supposedly because his mother's sick.  He stays home 3 days, then with a $1500 ticket from a $203 bank account, he goes to Moscow...
no, i'm not...	Yes, you are.  Look we know Oswald didn't pull that trigger.  Castro did.  But if that comes out, there's gonna be a war, boy - millions of people are gonna die.  That's a hell of a lot more important than Jim Garrison.  Goddammit, look at me when I talk to you!  You're too goddamn self- opinionated, now shut up.  If you got a brain in that thick skull of yours, listen to me.  Listen real hard.
who do you think fed him that information?  garrison's going down. we're talking your career here, bill, your life.  you're a young guy... we know you're working that castro thing.	No, I'm not...
senator long set your boss up, my friend.	Who do you think fed him that information?  Garrison's going down. We're talking your career here, Bill, your life.  You're a young guy... we know you're working that Castro thing.
frank, i don't want to hear it.	Senator Long set your boss up, my friend.
you've got nothin', bill.  i'm talking as a friend now.  you're riding on the titanic.  time to jump off before you get destroyed along with garrison.	Frank, I don't want to hear it.
yeah, i guess you do.	You've got nothin', Bill.  I'm talking as a friend now.  You're riding on the Titanic.  Time to jump off before you get destroyed along with Garrison.
your boss got a serious problem, bill.  real serious.  we know what's been going on at your office	Yeah, I guess you do.
boss would fry me in hog fat if he knew...	Your boss got a serious problem, Bill.  Real serious.  We know what's been going on at your office
it's you i want to talk to, bill.	Boss would fry me in hog fat if he knew...
hey, where y'at, frank?  you're wasting your time here.  big jim gave strict orders.  no fbi allowed.	It's you I want to talk to, Bill.
bill.	Hey, where y'at, Frank?  You're wasting your time here.  Big Jim gave strict orders.  No FBI allowed.
keep saying what?	You're not digging.
you know you keep saying that.	Keep saying what?
...rumor is shaw, a local boy, was working on some arms deal to discredit the civil rights movement.  no one really knows what they were doing there, but everyone sure saw 'em. they stood out like cottonballs.  i got whites and blacks saw 'em, but last time i checked there was nothing illegal with registering to vote. we still got the negro junkie, vernon bundy, saw 'em talkin' at the seawall near lake pontchartrain.  but it's tough, boss - no one wants to talk about shaw.  he's...	You know you keep saying that.
yeah.  they were seen together in clinton in early september.  the civil rights movement was running a voter registration drive.	...rumor is Shaw, a local boy, was working on some arms deal to discredit the civil rights movement.  No one really knows what they were doing there, but everyone sure saw 'em. They stood out like cottonballs.  I got whites and blacks saw 'em, but last time I checked there was nothing illegal with registering to vote. We still got the Negro junkie, Vernon Bundy, saw 'em talkin' at the seawall near Lake Pontchartrain.  But it's tough, boss - no one wants to talk about Shaw.  He's...
not unless we go for shaw now.	With whose testimony?  Willie O'Keefe? A male prostitute.  Jack Martini?  A drunk?  Vernon Bundy?  A dope fiend. Shaw's got respect, the newspaper editors, the American Bar Association - they're not...
the fact is he's gone, chief, and so's our case.	Not unless we go for Shaw now.
it's addressed to no one and no signature.  "to leave this life is, for me, a sweet prospect.  i find nothing in it that is desirable and on the other hand, everything that is loathsome."	Pretty flowery for Dave Ferrie.
i'm just an investigator, bill.  i leave the theories to you lawyers.	You, Numa?
what do you think, lou?	I'm just an investigator, Bill.  I leave the theories to you lawyers.
correct me if i'm wrong.  i thought we were on the same side.  what the hell business is it of theirs to say that?	Pretty fast, wasn't it.  The way they let him go.
so why does he call himself bertrand?	Who gives a shit what he calls himself?
yeah, what's the big mystery? everybody down here knows the guy.	So why does he call himself Bertrand?
clay bertrand is clay shaw?  the guy who used to run the international trade mart?	Yeah, what's the big mystery? Everybody down here knows the guy.
shaw.  clay shaw.	Clay Bertrand is Clay Shaw?  The guy who used to run the International Trade Mart?
what's the other name?	Shaw.  Clay Shaw.
i told your uncle i never met a lawman who wasn't a punk.  you too, bill, even if you're family.  he's a big shot businessman.  i seen him on the tv news a lot with all the other big shots.  a fag, you know.  goes by another name down here.	What's the other name?
who is he, joe?  i've been to every bar, no one wants to talk.	I told your uncle I never met a lawman who wasn't a punk.  You too, Bill, even if you're family.  He's a big shot businessman.  I seen him on the TV news a lot with all the other big shots.  A fag, you know.  Goes by another name down here.
clay bertrand?  sure i know him.  he comes around the quarter.	Who is he, Joe?  I've been to every bar, no one wants to talk.
go on, willie.	...well the party got crazier and crazier, one of those, y'know "beatnik" type things.
fuck, yes.  hell, i'm already in jail.  i got no reason to lie to you.  i ain't no nigger.	Go on, Willie.
and that's where you met oswald for the first time?	Yeah, strange guy.  Dave introduced him as...
...there were about nine or ten people, cubans, friends of dave doing some stuff in the bush with him. place was a mess.  dave's mind was a mess,  y'know he had all those mice cages around cause he's working on this cure for cancer... dave's smart - real smart - speaks five languages, knows philosophy, medicine, military history, politics.  he wanted to be a priest but they defrocked him 'cause he was queer...	And that's where you met Oswald for the first time?
did he pay you for this?	Twenty dollars each time.  Hell, it's no secret.  That's what I'm here for.
clay bertrand, willie?	Yeah.  Clay.  I met him sometime in June of '62 at the Masquerade Bar. Dave Ferrie took me there, for the express reason to meet him.
julius caesar:  "brutus and cassius, they too are honorable men."  who killed caesar?  twenty, twenty-five senators.  all it takes is one judas, bill - a few people, on the inside, pentagon, cia...	This is Louisiana, chief.  How the hell do you know who your daddy is? 'Cause your momma told you so... You're way out there taking a crap in the wind, boss, and I for one ain't going along on this one.  Jim sighs, saddened.  Bill was one of his best men.
yeah.	Julius Caesar:  "Brutus and Cassius, they too are honorable men."  Who killed Caesar?  Twenty, twenty-five Senators.  All it takes is one Judas, Bill - a few people, on the inside, Pentagon, CIA...
with a full-blown conspiracy to cover it up?  y'ever read your shakespeare, bill?	Yeah.
maybe 'cause there's some rogue element in the government!	With a full-blown conspiracy to cover it up?  Y'ever read your Shakespeare, Bill?
if i'm so far from the truth, why is the fbi bugging our offices?  why are our witnesses being bought off and murdered?  why are federal agencies blocking our extraditions and subpoenas when we were never blocked before?	Maybe 'cause there's some rogue element in the Government!
boss, are you calling the president a murderer?	If I'm so far from the truth, why is the FBI bugging our offices?  Why are our witnesses being bought off and murdered?  Why are Federal agencies blocking our extraditions and subpoenas when we were never blocked before?
i know this, bill - lyndon johnson got $1 billion for his texas friends, brown and root, to dredge cam ranh bay for the military in vietnam. that's just for openers.	Boss, are you calling the President a murderer?
oh, now you're saying lyndon johnson was involved?  the president of the united states?	I know this, Bill - Lyndon Johnson got $1 billion for his Texas friends, Brown and Root, to dredge Cam Ranh Bay for the military in Vietnam. That's just for openers.
i don't doubt their involvement, bill, but at a low level.  could the mob change the parade route, bill, or eliminate the protection for the president?  could the mob send oswald to russia and get him back?  could the mob get the fbi, the cia, and the dallas police to make a mess of the investigation?  could the mob appoint the warren commission to cover it up?  could the mob wreck the autopsy?  could the mob influence the national media to go to sleep? and since when has the mob used anything but .38's for hits, up close? the mob wouldn't have the guts or the power for something of this magnitude.  assassins need payrolls, orders, times, schedules.  this was a military-style ambush from start to finish... a coup d'etat with lyndon johnson waiting in the wings.	Oh, now you're saying Lyndon Johnson was involved?  The President of the United States?
so for those reasons, you're going to trial against clay shaw, chief? well, you're gonna lose!  we should be investigating all our mafia leads here in new orleans - carlos marcello, santos trafficante - i can buy that a hell of a lot easier than the government.  ruby's all mob, knows oswald, sets him up.  hoffa - trafficante - marcello, they hire some guns and they do kennedy and maybe the government doesn't want to open up a whole can o'worms there because it used the mob to get to castro.  y'know, castro being assassinated sounds pretty wild to john q.  citizen.  so they close the book on j.f.k.  it makes sense to me.	I don't doubt their involvement, Bill, but at a low level.  Could the Mob change the parade route, Bill, or eliminate the protection for the President?  Could the Mob send Oswald to Russia and get him back?  Could the Mob get the FBI, the CIA, and the Dallas Police to make a mess of the investigation?  Could the Mob appoint the Warren Commission to cover it up?  Could the Mob wreck the autopsy?  Could the Mob influence the national media to go to sleep? And since when has the Mob used anything but .38's for hits, up close? The Mob wouldn't have the guts or the power for something of this magnitude.  Assassins need payrolls, orders, times, schedules.  This was a military-style ambush from start to finish... a coup d'etat with Lyndon Johnson waiting in the wings.
shaw's our toehold, bill.  i don't know exactly what he is, where he fits, and i don't care.  i do know he's lying through his teeth and i'm not gonna let go of him!	So for those reasons, you're going to trial against Clay Shaw, chief? Well, you're gonna lose!  We should be investigating all our Mafia leads here in New Orleans - Carlos Marcello, Santos Trafficante - I can buy that a hell of a lot easier than the Government.  Ruby's all Mob, knows Oswald, sets him up.  Hoffa - Trafficante - Marcello, they hire some guns and they do Kennedy and maybe the Government doesn't want to open up a whole can o'worms there because it used the Mob to get to Castro.  Y'know, Castro being assassinated sounds pretty wild to John Q.  Citizen.  So they close the book on J.F.K.  It makes sense to me.
i don't buy it, chief - why would the fbi cover it up?  you're talking the whole fbi here.  a telex that disappears from every single fbi office in the country?	There's a word - orders.
where you going, boss?	I don't know, Bill, I just don't know.
all right, all right.  break it up.	Where you going, boss?
found another note, same thing, no name, no signature.  "when you receive this, i will be quite dead, so no answer will be possible.  i offered you love.  all i got in return in the end was a kick in the teeth."	Jesus, they must've been hard pressed to come up with that one.
those bastards!  that's proof enough right there of what we're up against. the whole goddamn federal government, bill!	Well, they offered you the carrot, and you turned it down... you know what's coming next, don't you, boss?
that's fine, numa, but what about all the people who aren't writing letters.  they're sitting home reading all these lies.  i just heard nbc crew's in town to do a "white paper" - not on the kennedy killing, but on us.  one of their top guys, harry stoner, is talking to everybody he can find about you, boss...	Oh Jesus, Stoner!... Why doesn't he call me?
that's gonna be tough.  nobody's talking.	I think we should have him in for a little talk.
can you get some sworn statements?	That's gonna be tough.  Nobody's talking.
i still have to question what the legal basis is that supports this, boss.  susie's stuff is colorful, but...	Let's start making some assumptions about the man.  Why would he leave a path as big as Lee Harvey Oswald's? This is not a thin trail, gentlemen, it is a very wide one.  Who found the evidence?  Who set him up?  Lou, Bill, Susie, I want you to go back and check all the sightings of Oswald in Dallas, New Orleans and Mexico in the summer and fall of '63 - see if it's the same guy.
but why?	To frame him, obviously.  You got to get in your minds how the hell spooks think, Bill!  They're not ordinary crooks.
it went to the goddamn fbi and they didn't find a goddamn thing.  it comes back a week later and one guy in the dallas police department suddenly finds a palm print which for all i know he could've taken off oswald at the morgue.  there's no chain of evidence, bill.  and what about the tow guns actually seen in the depository?  one an enfield photographed by a newsman and the other a mauser, described by deputy weitzman... maybe, just maybe, lee oswald was exactly what he said he was bill - "a patsy".  take it at face value.  lou, susie, i'm going with my gut here.  he's got an alias of hidell to buy the rifle, "o.h. lee" to rent the room, right?  what's in a name, right?  in intelligence, they're assumed to be fake.  a name is sort of like a postbox number, a code - several different people can use the same name, right?  then why can't somebody be using oswald's name?	But why?
he had his palm print on the weapon.	It went to the goddamn FBI and they didn't find a goddamn thing.  It comes back a week later and one guy in the Dallas police department suddenly finds a palm print which for all I know he could've taken off Oswald at the morgue.  There's no chain of evidence, Bill.  And what about the tow guns actually seen in the Depository?  One an Enfield photographed by a newsman and the other a Mauser, described by Deputy Weitzman... Maybe, just maybe, Lee Oswald was exactly what he said he was Bill - "a patsy".  Take it at face value.  Lou, Susie, I'm going with my gut here.  He's got an alias of Hidell to buy the rifle, "O.H. Lee" to rent the room, right?  What's in a name, right?  In intelligence, they're assumed to be fake.  A name is sort of like a postbox number, a code - several different people can use the same name, right?  Then why can't somebody be using Oswald's name?
i'll go you one better!  maybe oswald didn't even pull the trigger, bill. the nitrate test indicates he didn't even fire a rifle on november 22nd. and on top of that, they didn't even bother to check if the rifle had been fired that day.	He had his palm print on the weapon.
and therefore because oswald pulled the trigger, the intelligence community murdered their own commander in chief.  that's what you're saying!	I'll go you one better!  Maybe Oswald didn't even pull the trigger, Bill. The nitrate test indicates he didn't even fire a rifle on November 22nd. And on top of that, they didn't even bother to check if the rifle had been fired that day.
we're saying that when oswald went to russia, he was not a real defector, that he was an intelligence agent on some kind of mission for our government and he remained one till the day he died, that's what we're saying.	And therefore because Oswald pulled the trigger, the intelligence community murdered their own commander in chief.  That's what you're saying!
i'm lost, boss.  what are we saying here?	We're saying that when Oswald went to Russia, he was not a real defector, that he was an intelligence agent on some kind of mission for our government and he remained one till the day he died, that's what we're saying.
the murder of a president, bill, is a crime in orleans parish too.  i didn't pick you because of your legal skill, you know.	Gee, thanks boss.
and the six of us, with almost no budget and in secret, are going to solve the case that the warren commission with dozens of support staff and millions of dollars couldn't solve.  we can't keep up with the crimes in the parish as it is, chief.	The murder of a President, Bill, is a crime in Orleans Parish too.  I didn't pick you because of your legal skill, you know.
when something's rotten in the land, bill, it generally isn't just one fish, we'll get corroboration... find this clay bertrand.  if i were a betting man, i'd give you 10 to 1 it's an alias.  start checking around the quarter.	And the six of us, with almost no budget and in secret, are going to solve the case that the Warren Commission with dozens of support staff and millions of dollars couldn't solve.  We can't keep up with the crimes in the Parish as it is, Chief.
he'll never sign a statement, boss, let alone get on a witness stand.	When something's rotten in the land, Bill, it generally isn't just one fish, we'll get corroboration... find this Clay Bertrand.  If I were a betting man, I'd give you 10 to 1 it's an alias.  Start checking around the Quarter.
does that bother you, bill?  i always wondered in court why it is because a woman is a prostitute, she has to have bad eyesight.	He'll never sign a statement, boss, let alone get on a witness stand.
well, it's a terrific yard, chief, but the man's an obvious alcoholic with a reputation lower than crocodile piss.	Does that bother you, Bill?  I always wondered in court why it is because a woman is a prostitute, she has to have bad eyesight.
lord, wake me, please.  i must be dreaming.	No, you're awake, Bill, and I'm dead serious.  And we're going to start by tracking down your anonymous source from three years ago.  How did you find out Dave Ferrie drove to Texas that day?
what the hell's a communist like lee oswald doing working out of banister's?	Y'ever heard of a double agent, Bill? I'm beginning to doubt Oswald was ever a Communist... after the arrest, 544 Camp Street never appeared on the pamphlets again.  Now here's another one for you:  What would you say if I told you Lee Oswald had been trained in the Russian language when he was a Marine?
at 7:30 sunday morning?  it's not exactly fresh blood we're sniffing here, boss.	Old stains, Bill, but just as telling.
morning, boys.  ready for a walking tour?	At 7:30 Sunday morning?  It's not exactly fresh blood we're sniffing here, boss.
hold your horses.  what kinda source?	The anonymous kind, Chief.
well, it doesn't make sense, nick - he was afraid of dying, then he kills himself in a way that leaves no trace, but he leaves two unsigned suicide notes.	If it's a suicide, I seen weirder, Jim.
not in a routine autopsy, but if we looked at the spinal fluid, there might be a high level of iodine, but it's difficult to know.  whatcha thinkin', jim?	Well, it doesn't make sense, Nick - he was afraid of dying, then he kills himself in a way that leaves no trace, but he leaves two unsigned suicide notes.
can you ascertain if there's proloid in his system?	Not in a routine autopsy, but if we looked at the spinal fluid, there might be a high level of iodine, but it's difficult to know.  Whatcha thinkin', Jim?
he'd die pretty quick, either a heart storm or a ruptured blood vessel in the brain.	Can you ascertain if there's Proloid in his system?
nick, what would happen if a man suffering from hypertension were to take an entire bottle of proloid?	He'd die pretty quick, either a heart storm or a ruptured blood vessel in the brain.
what's it look like, nick?	I don't see any violence, Jim.  Heart attack, maybe an aneurysm.  Looks like natural causes.
i see... and why are you experiencing this paranoia?	Well, you see, I've been subject to hypnosis and psychological warfare ever since 1948, when I was in Korea...
well, i wanted to make sure she's the same girl i sent.	I see... and why are you experiencing this paranoia?
why?	Well, I wanted to make sure she's the same girl I sent.
i did.	Why?
mr. goldberg, you claim you met david ferrie and clay shaw while on a vacation here from your accounting business in new york, you had drinks and, under the influence discussed killing kennedy, is that not so?	I did.
no, i did not.	Thank you... Mr. Shaw.
...did you ever use the alias clay bertrand?	No, I did not.
no, i would not even know what he looked like except for the pictures i've been shown.	...did you ever use the alias Clay Bertrand?
...and have you ever met david ferrie?	No, I would not even know what he looked like except for the pictures I've been shown.
no, i did not.	...and have you ever met David Ferrie?
...ever called dean andrews?	No, I did not.
no, i did not.	...ever called Dean Andrews?
...oswald?	No, I did not.
what about the mob, dave?  how do they figure in this?	They're Agency, too.  Don't you get it?  CIA and Mafia together.  Trying to whack out the Beard.  Mutual interests.  They been doing it for years.  There's more to this than you dream.  FBI fucking hates the CIA.  Navy Intelligence got something to do with it too.  Check out "Alan Pope" in Miami.  Jack Youngblood. Bill Harvey.  Colonel Roselli.  The shooter, I hear, was a Dallas cop - the bagman at Ruby's club.  I heard he shot his own partner.  Got that? Check out the rich fucks in Dallas. H.L. Hunt.  He's dirty.  That's all I know.  But the Agency always runs the show.  Check out something called "Mongoose"  Operation Mongoose. Government, Pentagon stuff, they're in charge, but who the fuck pulls whose chain who the fuck knows, fun 'n' games man - check out Southeast Asia - that's the next big number - the heroin trail.  "Oh, what a deadly web we weave when we practice to deceive."
what do you mean?	Photographs - compromising stuff. And he'll use 'em.  The Agency plays for keeps...  I knew Oswald.  He was in my Civil Air Patrol unit.  I taught him everything.  A "wanna be," y'know, nobody really liked him cause he was a snitch.  I treated him good.  He'd talk about his kid, y'know, really wanted her to grow up with a chance, but... He got a raw deal.  The Agency fucked him.  Just like they're gonna fuck me.
that cocksuckin' faggot!  he's got me by the balls.	What do you mean?
did we involve you, dave, or did clay shaw?	That cocksuckin' faggot!  He's got me by the balls.
i don't have much time.  they don't even need bugs anymore.  they got these fuckin' satellite waves.  they put a bug in a friend of mine when he was born, right up his nostrils, subcutaneous, between his eyes.  he was one of those products of a crossbreading experiment.  a nazi rocket scientist father and a commie spy mother.  you'd never believe half the shit the agency does.  i'm so fuckin' tired.  haven't slept since that shit article came out. why'd you guys have to go and get me involved with this?	Did we involve you, Dave, or did Clay Shaw?
dave, i always play square.  no bugs. i'd love you to go on the record, but i"m in no hurry.  whenever you're ready.	I don't have much time.  They don't even need bugs anymore.  They got these fuckin' satellite waves.  They put a bug in a friend of mine when he was born, right up his nostrils, subcutaneous, between his eyes.  He was one of those products of a crossbreading experiment.  A Nazi rocket scientist father and a Commie spy mother.  You'd never believe half the shit the Agency does.  I'm so fuckin' tired.  Haven't slept since that shit article came out. Why'd you guys have to go and get me involved with this?
listen, dave, why don't we order some room service, have a bite, relax. i'll stay as long as you want.	I don't know who to trust anymore. Yeah, sure I could use a pot of hot coffee and a few packs of Camels. You got anything new in the investigation?
i'm caught in the middle.  they're after me.  it's almost over.	Listen, Dave, why don't we order some room service, have a bite, relax. I'll stay as long as you want.
yeah!  he'd kill for you dave.  he likes you.  your mind.	I got no place to sleep.  I'll meet you in 20 minutes.
...give me protection?	Yeah!  He'd kill for you Dave.  He likes you.  Your mind.
yeah.  come on, dave, come on our side.  i guarantee you the boss'll protect you...  dave?	...give me protection?
the fontainbleau?  20 minutes?	Yeah.  Come on, Dave, come on our side.  I guarantee you the boss'll protect you...  Dave?
dave, just calm down.  meet me in the lobby of the fontainbleau in 20 minutes.  i'll have a suite reserved for you under an assumed name.	The Fontainbleau?  20 minutes?
it leads farther than that.	Dave, just calm down.  Meet me in the lobby of the Fontainbleau in 20 minutes.  I'll have a suite reserved for you under an assumed name.
dave, you know that's where this road leads.	It leads farther than that.
you still questioning any cubans?	Dave, you know that's where this road leads.
what did they...	You still questioning any Cubans?
you think your investigation's been all that secret?  you know, when you talk to people, they talk to other people.	What did they...
what are you talking about, dave? you weren't mentioned in the story. don't jump to conclusions.	You think your investigation's been all that secret?  You know, when you talk to people, they talk to other people.
i'm a dead man!  from here on, believe me, i'm a dead man.	What are you talking about, Dave? You weren't mentioned in the story. Don't jump to conclusions.
calm down, dave, what?	I'm a dead man!  From here on, believe me, I'm a dead man.
somebody planted that fucking story! and somebody tipped off the press i'm one of garrison's fucking suspects.  i can't go home. i'm out on the street.  the maggots are everywhere!  do you know what you've done to me?  it's all over the national news now.  you know what you've done to me?	Calm down, Dave, what?
dave, do you think we're out of our minds?  the whole building's been a zoo since that broke.  we can't get a thing done.  reporters crawling everywhere.  you think we want that?	Somebody planted that fucking story! And somebody tipped off the press I'm one of Garrison's fucking suspects.  I can't go home. I'm out on the street.  The maggots are everywhere!  Do you know what you've done to me?  It's all over the national news now.  You know what you've done to me?
yeah, you got it.  since you're the only straight shooter in that fuckin' office, i'd like an answer from you. did you plant it?	Dave, do you think we're out of our minds?  The whole building's been a zoo since that broke.  We can't get a thing done.  Reporters crawling everywhere.  You think we want that?
dave?	Yeah, you got it.  Since you're the only straight shooter in that fuckin' office, I'd like an answer from you. Did you plant it?
you know damn well who it is.	Dave?
get some rest, dave, and you'll feel better in the morning.  we'll talk then.	Yeah, yeah.  But leave me alone for awhile.  I got to make some calls.
they'll get to you, too - they'll destroy you... they're untouchable, man...  i'm so fucking exhausted i can't see straight.	Get some rest, Dave, and you'll feel better in the morning.  We'll talk then.
dave, it's going to be okay.  just talk to us on the record and we'll protect you.  i guarantee it.	They'll get to you, too - they'll destroy you... They're untouchable, man...  I'm so fucking exhausted I can't see straight.
shit!  forgot to glue this fuckin' rug today.  you know, at one time i even had a full head of hair like everyone else.  and then i lost that. that fuckin' clay shaw.  i hate the bastard.  all i got left is in his rotten, bloody hands.  he tipped the newspapers - i know it.  that's how the agency works.  they use people, chew them up, spit 'em out.  now it's my turn.	Dave, it's going to be okay.  Just talk to us on the record and we'll protect you.  I guarantee it.
oh man, why don't you stop.  this is too fuckin' big for you!  who did kennedy?  it's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma.  even the shooters don't fuckin' know!  don't you get it yet?  i can't be talking like this.  they're gonna kill me. i'm gonna die!  i don't know what happened.  all i wanted in the world was to be a catholic priest - live in a monastery, study ancient latin manuscripts, pray, serve god.  but i had this one terrible, fatal weakness.  they defrocked me.  and then i started to lose everything.	Shit!  Forgot to glue this fuckin' rug today.  You know, at one time I even had a full head of hair like everyone else.  And then I lost that. That fuckin' Clay Shaw.  I hate the bastard.  All I got left is in his rotten, bloody hands.  He tipped the newspapers - I know it.  That's how the Agency works.  They use people, chew them up, spit 'em out.  Now it's my turn.
then who killed the president?	Oh man, why don't you stop.  This is too fuckin' big for you!  Who did Kennedy?  It's a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma.  Even the shooters don't fuckin' know!  Don't you get it yet?  I can't be talking like this.  They're gonna kill me. I'm gonna die!  I don't know what happened.  All I wanted in the world was to be a Catholic priest - live in a monastery, study ancient Latin manuscripts, pray, serve God.  But I had this one terrible, fatal weakness.  They defrocked me.  And then I started to lose everything.
what about ruby?	Jack?  Jack was a pimp.  A bagman in Dallas for the Mob.  He used to run guns to Castro when he was still on our side.  Check out Jack Youngblood. Shit - we almost had Castro.  Then we tried to whack him.  Everybody's flipping sides all the time.  It's fun 'n' games, man fun 'n' games.
shaw's an "untouchable", man - highest clearance.  shaw, oswald, the cubans - all agency.	What about Ruby?
and shaw?	Shaw's an "untouchable", man - highest clearance.  Shaw, Oswald, the Cubans - all Agency.
you make it sound like some remote fuckin' experience in ancient history. man, you never leave the agency. once they got you, you're in for life.	And Shaw?
dave, can i just ask you this directly?  did you ever work for the cia?	You make it sound like some remote fuckin' experience in ancient history. Man, you never leave the Agency. Once they got you, you're in for life.
black, black - just give it to me.  shit.  i'm so exhausted.  my neck is killing me.  i've got cancer.  had it for years.  i been working with mice, y'know, trying to come up with a cure.	Dave, can I just ask you this directly?  Did you ever work for the CIA?
did you take a good look at the tv when they had oswald?	Black, black - just give it to me.  Shit.  I'm so exhausted.  My neck is killing me.  I've got cancer.  Had it for years.  I been working with mice, y'know, trying to come up with a cure.
same one.  i didn't know no impersonator.	Did you take a good look at the TV when they had Oswald?
was it the same oswald, dave, that was in dallas, or was it an impersonator.	Same one.  I didn't know no impersonator.
let me get this straight, now.  clay shaw is blackmailing you?	Fuckin' A.  How do you think the Agency gets people to do their bullshit?  Fuck knows what they got on Oswald!
i don't know.  were you?  who you scared of, dave?	Everybody!  The Agency.  The Mob. The Cubans.  Yeah, follow the Cubans. Check them out.  Here, in Dallas, Miami.  Check out a guy named Eladio del Valle.  My paymaster when I flew missions into Cuba - he's somewhere in Miami.  You're on the right track.
you think i was a getaway pilot for the assassination, don't you?	I don't know.  Were you?  Who you scared of, Dave?
who was paying you, dave?	You think I was a getaway pilot for the assassination, don't you?
oh, you got that?  banister's pet project.  getting paid by the government to work against the government.  beautiful.  what a mind he had, what a guy, guy.  he had all those files.	Who was paying you, Dave?
you mean about the cubans getting trained north of the lake?	Oh, you got that?  Banister's pet project.  Getting paid by the government to work against the government.  Beautiful.  What a mind he had, what a guy, Guy.  He had all those files.
leon's in a bad mood, don't get excited, he's all right.	Would you say this "Leon" was actually Lee Harvey Oswald?
why?  what's wrong?	Dave, I find your story simply not believable.
i see.  dave thank you for your time.  i'm sorry it has to end inconveniently for you, but i'm going to have you detained for further questioning by the fbi.	Why?  What's wrong?
yes, now i remember, mr. garrison. i'm sorry, i got confused.  we got out there near the geese and it was only then we realized we'd forgotten our shotguns.  stupid, right?  so of course we didn't get any geese.	I see.  Dave thank you for your time.  I'm sorry it has to end inconveniently for you, but I'm going to have you detained for further questioning by the FBI.
your young friends also told us you had no weapons in the car.  dave, isn't it a bit difficult to hunt for geese without a shotgun?	Yes, now I remember, Mr. Garrison. I'm sorry, I got confused.  We got out there near the geese and it was only then we realized we'd forgotten our shotguns.  Stupid, right?  So of course we didn't get any geese.
oh yes, well, come to think of it, they're right.  we got to where the geese were and there were thousands of them.  but you couldn't approach them.  they were a wise bunch of birds.	Your young friends also told us you had no weapons in the car.  Dave, isn't it a bit difficult to hunt for geese without a shotgun?
but the boys told us they didn't get any.	Oh yes, well, come to think of it, they're right.  We got to where the geese were and there were thousands of them.  But you couldn't approach them.  They were a wise bunch of birds.
i believe the boys got a couple.	But the boys told us they didn't get any.
did you bag any geese on this trip?	I believe the boys got a couple.
in the morning we went goose hunting. then headed home, but i dropped the boys off to see some relatives and i stayed in hammond.	Did you bag any geese on this trip?
and then sunday?	In the morning we went goose hunting. Then headed home, but I dropped the boys off to see some relatives and I stayed in Hammond.
no particular reason.  just to go somewhere.	And then Sunday?
why galveston?	No particular reason.  Just to go somewhere.
we went straight to houston, and then saturday night we drove to galveston and stayed over there.	Why Galveston?
i see.  and where did you drive?	We went straight to Houston, and then Saturday night we drove to Galveston and stayed over there.
oh, it was just a spur of the moment thing...  the storm wasn't that bad.	I see.  And where did you drive?
dave, may i ask why the urge to go ice skating in texas happened to strike you during one of the most violent thunderstorms in recent memory?	Oh, it was just a spur of the moment thing...  the storm wasn't that bad.
i hadn't been there ice skating in many years, and i had a couple of young friends with me, and we decided we wanted to go ice skating.	Dave, may I ask why the urge to go ice skating in Texas happened to strike you during one of the most violent thunderstorms in recent memory?
what was so appealing about houston?	I hadn't been there ice skating in many years, and I had a couple of young friends with me, and we decided we wanted to go ice skating.
yeah, now that's true.  i drove to houston.	What was so appealing about Houston?
well that must've been mistaken information we got.  thanks for straightening it out for us.  there is one other matter that's come up, dave.  we were told you took a trip to texas shortly after the assassination of friday.	Yeah, now that's true.  I drove to Houston.
no, i never saw him before in my life.	Well that must've been mistaken information we got.  Thanks for straightening it out for us.  There is one other matter that's come up, Dave.  We were told you took a trip to Texas shortly after the assassination of Friday.
i'm sure you've seen this.  perhaps you knew this man under another name?	No, I never saw him before in my life.
no... if he did, i don't remember him.  there were lots of kids in and out... y'know.	I'm sure you've seen this.  Perhaps you knew this man under another name?
but you are aware, he served in your civil air patrol unit when he was a teenager.	No... if he did, I don't remember him.  There were lots of kids in and out... y'know.
that's not true.  i never met anybody named oswald.  anybody who told you that has to be crazy.	But you are aware, he served in your Civil Air Patrol unit when he was a teenager.
how could i?  dave, as you know, president kennedy was assassinated on friday.  a man named lee harvey oswald was arrested as a suspect and then was murdered yesterday by a man named jack ruby.  we've heard reports that oswald spent the summer in new orleans and we've been advised you knew oswald pretty well.	That's not true.  I never met anybody named Oswald.  Anybody who told you that has to be crazy.
do you mind if i smoke, mr. garrison?	How could I?  Dave, as you know, President Kennedy was assassinated on Friday.  A man named Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested as a suspect and then was murdered yesterday by a man named Jack Ruby.  We've heard reports that Oswald spent the summer in New Orleans and we've been advised you knew Oswald pretty well.
how could i forget?  you make quite a first impression.  sharon, could you please bring us some coffee?  i've heard over the years you're quite a first-rate pilot, dave. legend has it you can get in and out of any field, no matter how small...  i'm a bit of a pilot myself, you know.  flew grasshoppers for the field artillery in the war.	Do you mind if I smoke, Mr. Garrison?
do you remember me, mr. garrison?  i met you on carondolet street right after your election.  i congratulated you, remember?	How could I forget?  You make quite a first impression.  Sharon, could you please bring us some coffee?  I've heard over the years you're quite a first-rate pilot, Dave. Legend has it you can get in and out of any field, no matter how small...  I'm a bit of a pilot myself, you know.  Flew grasshoppers for the field artillery in the war.
come in, dave.  have a seat, make yourself comfortable.  coffee?	Do you remember me, Mr. Garrison?  I met you on Carondolet Street right after your election.  I congratulated you, remember?
there were admirals.	Oh yes, there were admirals - and when you are a lieutenant colonel in the Army you just follow orders, and at the end of the autopsy we were specifically told - as I recall it was Admiral Kenney, the Surgeon General of the Navy - we were specifically told not to discuss the case.
no, because there were others.  there were admirals.	There were admirals.
but you took his orders.  he was directing the autopsy.	No, because there were others.  There were admirals.
no.	But you took his orders.  He was directing the autopsy.
but you were a qualified pathologist. was this army general a qualified pathologist?	No.
i don't remember his name.  you must understand it was quite crowded, and when you are called in circumstances like that to look at the wound of the president who is dead, you don't look around too much to ask people for their names and who they are.	But you were a qualified pathologist. Was this Army general a qualified pathologist?
your honor, i would ask you to direct the witness to answer my question. why did colonel finck not dissect the track of the bullet wound in the neck?	Well I heard Dr. Humes stating that - he said...
i had the cause of death.	Your Honor, I would ask you to direct the witness to answer my question. Why did Colonel Finck not dissect the track of the bullet wound in the neck?
as a pathologist it was your obligation to explore all possible causes of death, was it not?	I had the cause of death.
i was told that the family wanted examination of the head.	As a pathologist it was your obligation to explore all possible causes of death, was it not?
colonel finck, are you saying someone told you not to dissect the neck?	I was told that the family wanted examination of the head.
i can't believe you're saying this in the courtroom.	Well, I am saying it.  Bring in the jury.
if that's your case, you didn't have a case.  i wouldn't believe whatever habighorst said, anyway.	I can't believe you're saying this in the courtroom.
that's our case!	If that's your case, you didn't have a case.  I wouldn't believe whatever Habighorst said, anyway.
i call'em as i see'em, jim.  i'm ruling it inadmissible.	That's our case!
jesus, ed, from time immemorial it's been standard booking procedure to ask an alias.  you know that.  there's no constitutional requirement that says a lawyer has to be present for routine questions.	I call'em as I see'em, Jim.  I'm ruling it inadmissible.
i'm going to have to ask the jury to leave the courtroom.	What?
i'm scared.	There's nothing wrong with feeling a little scared, Jasper, Virginia. Telling the truth can be a scary thing.  It scared President Kennedy, but he was a brave man.  If you let yourself be too scared, then you let the bad guys take over the country, don't you - and then everybody gets scared.
because of kennedy?  are the same people gonna kill us, daddy?	No, Jasper, nobody's gonna kill us.
well, it looks like it, jasper.	Because of Kennedy?  Are the same people gonna kill us, Daddy?
are we going away, daddy?	Well, it looks like it, Jasper.
daddy!  where have you been?	Hi, Freckle Face.
that's something, jasper.  what is it?	A rhinoceros.  Can I stay up another hour?
dad, look what i drew.	That's something, Jasper.  What is it?
daddy said it was all right if i was real quiet.	Sure it is.  Freckle Face, if I ever handled a minor felon like that, it'd be all over the papers.  I'd catch hell.  And this is the alleged murderer of the President?
look, we can put you in a mental institution.  we can make you look crazier'n marguerite oswald, and everybody knows how crazy she is.	I knew something was crooked as a dog's hind leg, 'cause no one who is just taking a deposition gets that involved and angry... sure enough, when I finally read my testimony as published by the Warren Commission, it was a fabrication from start to finish.
so off the record, he starts talking about my family, and even mentioned my marriage was in trouble like i didn't know it or something.  he got angrier and angrier and then:	Look, we can put you in a mental institution.  We can make you look crazier'n Marguerite Oswald, and everybody knows how crazy she is.
i realize you're under a great deal of stress .. it's clouded your judgement.	So off the record, he starts talking about my family, and even mentioned my marriage was in trouble like I didn't know it or something.  He got angrier and angrier and then:
no.  i had guns all my life.  i used to go turtle shooting.	I realize you're under a great deal of stress .. it's clouded your judgement.
...you heard echoes.	No.  I had guns all my life.  I used to go turtle shooting.
the truth is that i heard between four and six shots.  i'm not going to lie for you.	...you heard echoes.
i want the truth.	The truth is that I heard between four and six shots.  I'm not going to lie for you.
look, do you want the truth, or just what you want me to say?	I want the truth.
he kept trying to get me to change my story about the shots.  he was getting hot under the collar, and telling the woman not to write when he wanted.	Look, do you want the truth, or just what you want me to say?
no, you don't!	He kept trying to get me to change my story about the shots.  He was getting hot under the collar, and telling the woman not to write when he wanted.
that doesn't make sense, mrs. hill. we have the man that killed the president.	No, you don't!
well if they can kill the president, they can certainly get me.	That doesn't make sense, Mrs. Hill. We have the man that killed the President.
he asked me why i thought i was in danger and i said:	Well if they can kill the President, they can certainly get me.
i was scared.  it was all kinda queer, but it sure felt like two and two was coming up three... and then they took mary's five snapshots from me, sent them to washington, and when they returned them weeks later, two of them had the backgrounds mutilated... the only one we saved was in mary's camera.  i didn't want to go to washington when the warren commission subpoenaed me... so the lawyer come down here and interviewed me at parkland hospital.	He asked me why I thought I was in danger and I said:
we have that taken care of.  you only heard three shots and you are not to talk to anyone about this. no one, you hear?	I was scared.  It was all kinda queer, but it sure felt like two and two was coming up three... and then they took Mary's five snapshots from me, sent them to Washington, and when they returned them weeks later, two of them had the backgrounds mutilated... The only one we saved was in Mary's camera.  I didn't want to go to Washington when the Warren Commission subpoenaed me... so the lawyer come down here and interviewed me at Parkland Hospital.
no, i saw a guy shooting from over there.  he was behind that fence. what are you going to do about it?	We have that taken care of.  You only heard three shots and you are not to talk to anyone about this. No one, you hear?
...which is strange 'cause this is less than 20 minutes after the assassination.	No, I saw a guy shooting from over there.  He was behind that fence. What are you going to do about it?
that's impossible.  you heard echoes ...echoes.  we have three bullets and three shots which came from the book depository and that's all we're willing to say.	...which is strange 'cause this is less than 20 minutes after the assassination.
four to six.	That's impossible.  You heard echoes ...echoes.  We have three bullets and three shots which came from the Book Depository and that's all we're willing to say.
how many shots you say you heard?	Four to six.
these new people never identified themselves.  they musta been watching the whole thing 'cause they knew everything mary and me had been doing that day.  i guess i wasn't too hard to find - wearing that red raincoat.	How many shots you say you heard?
i'm sorry.	I know.
aren't you being a little hard?	No, I don't think I am, Susie.  Anyone else?
i think clinton is a breakthrough. shaw denies he knows ferrie or oswald. is that right?  it proves he's a liar.  keep on it, bill.	This is interesting - are you ready for this?  Oswald went to see the FBI two weeks before the assassination.  It seems Special Agent Hosty made three routine visits to his house, supposedly to keep an eye on Marina Oswald.
i don't believe it!	Bugging the District Attorney's office of New Orleans!  It's outrageous!
...now it gets positively spooky. in january, 1961 - in new orleans, at the bolton ford dealership - when the oswald we know is in russia - there is a man using the name "oswald" to buy trucks for the friends of democratic cuba.  the salesman never saw him again, but guess who's on the articles of incorporation of the friends of democratic cuba?  guy banister.  banister has someone using the name "oswald" to buy the trucks.  hoover, at the fbi, writes a memo dated june, 1960, that there could be someone using oswald's passport and identity.	Goddamn!  They put Oswald together from Day One!  Like some dummy corporation in the Bahamas - you just move him around a board.  Sent him to Russia, in and out, no passport problems.  You got the word "microdots" in his notebook, you got the Minox camera and the electronic devices they find in his possessions, the sealed DIZ201 personnel file. For all we know, there could be a dozen Oswalds in different cities, countries - all of them leaving a trail of incriminating evidence that could easily be traced to a scapegoat after the assassination.  Does the real Oswald know he's been put together?  Who knows.  It doesn't matter, does it?  He's a low level spy, he doesn't know who he really works for...
all i can find out about the williams' is their tax returns are classified and that bill williams, a descendant of the cabots of massachusetts, has links through his family and united fruit to the cia and does classified work for bell helicopter which requires a security clearance - so what is oswald, a defector, doing visiting his wife in his house? williams has a relationship at bell with general walter dornberger, another one of the nazis we brought in after the war for our missile program.  he used slave labor to build the v-2 rockets for hitler before bell needed him.	I wonder about the Williams'.  Just where did the first description of Oswald come from at 12:44?  No one knows.  They claimed it was Brennan's, but his description came after 1 P.M.  Who called?  Somehow the FBI's been tapping the Williams' and picks up a call between Bell Helicopter and Janet's phone, an unidentified voice saying "We both know who's responsible."  Who called?  Why's the Bureau been tapping them?
presumably so he can now exercise his intellect stacking school texts at $1.25 an hour.	All I can find out about the Williams' is their tax returns are classified and that Bill Williams, a descendant of the Cabots of Massachusetts, has links through his family and United Fruit to the CIA and does classified work for Bell Helicopter which requires a security clearance - so what is Oswald, a defector, doing visiting his wife in his house? Williams has a relationship at Bell with General Walter Dornberger, another one of the Nazis we brought in after the War for our missile program.  He used slave labor to build the V-2 Rockets for Hitler before Bell needed him.
the oswalds are introduced by george de mohrenschildt to janet and bill williams.  it's through janet williams in october '63 that lee gets the warehouse job, right smack on elm street at the book depository, which is owned by another oilman with ties to defense and military intelligence.	Presumably so he can now exercise his intellect stacking school texts at $1.25 an hour.
sort of like benedict arnold coming back to george washington's cabinet.	Equally incongruous is Oswald becoming chummy with the White Russian community of Dallas - all rabid anti- Communists.
the next thing we know he's living in dallas/ft. worth in october '62 working 6 months at jaggars-chiles- stovall, a photographic firm that contracts to make maps for the u.s. army... he starts work only days before the government reveals russian missiles in cuba and the crisis explodes.  oswald may have had access to missile site footage obtained by the u2 planes and works alongside a young man who'd been in the army security agency.	Sort of like Benedict Arnold coming back to George Washington's cabinet.
dammit, it doesn't add up!  ordinary people get blacklisted for leftist affiliations!  the state department did everything short of dispatching a destroyer to minks to insure oswald's return.  only intelligence people can come and go like that.	The next thing we know he's living in Dallas/Ft. Worth in October '62 working 6 months at Jaggars-Chiles- Stovall, a photographic firm that contracts to make maps for the U.S. Army... He starts work only days before the government reveals Russian missiles in Cuba and the crisis explodes.  Oswald may have had access to missile site footage obtained by the U2 planes and works alongside a young man who'd been in the Army Security Agency.
none either.  it's bizarre.  it's next to impossible to get russian sweethearts out.  nor does lee have any problem getting a new passport when he wants to go to cuba and russia in '63.  a man who has defected once already.  it's crazy.	Dammit, it doesn't add up!  Ordinary people get blacklisted for leftist affiliations!  The State Department did everything short of dispatching a destroyer to Minks to insure Oswald's return.  Only intelligence people can come and go like that.
and marina?  does she have a problem getting out?	None either.  It's bizarre.  It's next to impossible to get Russian sweethearts out.  Nor does Lee have any problem getting a new passport when he wants to go to Cuba and Russia in '63.  A man who has defected once already.  It's crazy.
spas t. raikin, a leading member of an anti-communist group.	And Marina?  Does she have a problem getting out?
but who meets him when he gets off the boat in new york in june '62?	Spas T. Raikin, a leading member of an anti-Communist group.
the fbi finally gets around to talking to him in dallas and runs a file on him as a miscreant communist type.	But who meets him when he gets off the boat in New York in June '62?
this is a man whose secrets cause us to change our radar patterns in the pacific!  he should've been prosecuted as a traitor!	The FBI finally gets around to talking to him in Dallas and runs a file on him as a miscreant Communist type.
none!  the state department issues him a new passport in 48 hours and loans him the money to travel.  he's never investigated or charged by the navy for revealing classified information or, as far as we know, debriefed by the cia.	This is a man whose secrets cause us to change our radar patterns in the Pacific!  He should've been prosecuted as a traitor!
don't get sidetracked!  how does he get back to the states?  that's the point.  does he have any problems?	None!  The State Department issues him a new passport in 48 hours and loans him the money to travel.  He's never investigated or charged by the Navy for revealing classified information or, as far as we know, debriefed by the CIA.
makes sense - he's a spokesman.	But he never writes, speaks, or does any propaganda for the Russians.  He meets Marina, whose uncle is a colonel in Soviet intelligence, at a trade union dance; she thinks he's Russian the way he speaks, six weeks later they marry, have a daughter.
finally they shuttle him to a radio factory in minks where he lives as high on the hog as he ever has - he's given 5,000 rubles, a roomy apartment with a balcony, has affairs with local girls.	Makes sense - he's a spokesman.
if we go to him our investigation'll hit the front pages by sunrise. blow up right in our face.  ruby was just given a new trial.  if he has something to say, it'll be there. susie, what did you find out on oswald?	Negative on his tax records. Classified.  First time I know a D.A. can't get a tax record.  I put together a list of all the CIA files on Oswald that were part of the Warren Report and asked for them.  There are about 1200 documents...  Oswald in the USSR, in Mexico City, Oswald and the U2, a CIA 201 personnel file, a memo from the Director on Oswald, travel and activities - can't get one of them.  All classified as secret on the grounds of national security.  It's real strange.
i've spent half my life in the united states military serving and defending this great country, mr. shaw, and you're the first person i ever met who considered it an act of patriotism to kill his own president.	Now just a minute, sir!  You're way out of line!
may i go?  regardless of what you may think of me, mr. garrison, i am a patriot first and foremost.	I've spent half my life in the United States military serving and defending this great country, Mr. Shaw, and you're the first person I ever met who considered it an act of patriotism to kill his own president.
no, people like you don't have to, i guess - people like you walk between the raindrops.	May I go?  Regardless of what you may think of me, Mr. Garrison, I am a patriot first and foremost.
and if i was, mr. garrison... do you think i would be here today... talking to somebody like you?	No, people like you don't have to, I guess - people like you walk between the raindrops.
mr. shaw, have you ever been a contract agent with the central intelligence agency?	And if I was, Mr. Garrison... do you think I would be here today... talking to somebody like you?
mr. garrison, you're reaching.  i am an international businessman.  the trade mart which i founded is america's commercial pipeline to latin america.  i trade everywhere. i am accused, as are all businessmen, of all things.  i somehow go about my business, make money, help society the best i can and try to promote free trade in this world.	Mr. Shaw, have you ever been a contract agent with the Central Intelligence Agency?
...and that this company is linked to the schlumber tool company here in houma, louisiana - which is where their arms may have come from to david ferrie and his cubans...	Mr. Garrison, you're reaching.  I am an international businessman.  The Trade Mart which I founded is America's commercial pipeline to Latin America.  I trade everywhere. I am accused, as are all businessmen, of all things.  I somehow go about my business, make money, help society the best I can and try to promote free trade in this world.
nonsense.  what next?	...and that this company is linked to the Schlumber tool company here in Houma, Louisiana - which is where their arms may have come from to David Ferrie and his Cubans...
it says that this company has heavily fascist ties to the french secret army organization that tried to assassinate de gaulle in 1960.	Nonsense.  What next?
i'm well aware of this asinine article.  and i am thinking very seriously of suing this rag of a newspaper.	It says that this company has heavily Fascist ties to the French secret army organization that tried to assassinate de Gaulle in 1960.
mr. shaw, this is an italian newspaper article saying you were a member of the board of centro mondo commerciale in italy, that this company was a creature of the cia for the transfer of funds in italy for illegal political-espionage activities.  it says that this company was expelled from italy for those activities.	I'm well aware of this asinine article.  And I am thinking very seriously of suing this rag of a newspaper.
of course not!  such a pity, that assassination.  in fact, i admired president kennedy.  a man with true panache, and a wife with impeccable taste.	Mr. Shaw, this is an Italian newspaper article saying you were a member of the Board of Centro Mondo Commerciale in Italy, that this company was a creature of the CIA for the transfer of funds in Italy for illegal political-espionage activities.  It says that this company was expelled from Italy for those activities.
please answer the question.	Of course not!  Such a pity, that assassination.  In fact, I admired President Kennedy.  A man with true panache, and a wife with impeccable taste.
you really have me consorting with a cast of sordid characters, don't you, mr. garrison.	Please answer the question.
mr. shaw, did you ever meet lee harvey oswald?	You really have me consorting with a cast of sordid characters, don't you, Mr. Garrison.
naturally.  are you claiming, mr. garrison, that mr. oswald also had dinner with me?	Mr. Shaw, did you ever meet Lee Harvey Oswald?
mr. shaw, can you identify this man?	Naturally.  Are you claiming, Mr. Garrison, that Mr. Oswald also had dinner with me?
no, it was not.  do you know an attorney by the name of dean andrews?	One meets so many attorneys in my business.  No, I don't believe I know Dean Andrews.
clay bertrand?  clay bertrand?  i believe there was a man with a name similar to that who worked at the chamber of commerce.  is that the man you had in mind?	No, it was not.  Do you know an attorney by the name of Dean Andrews?
does the name clay bertrand mean anything to you?	Clay Bertrand?  Clay Bertrand?  I believe there was a man with a name similar to that who worked at the Chamber of Commerce.  Is that the man you had in mind?
no.  i'm sure i've never met anyone of such a bizarre appearance.	Does the name Clay Bertrand mean anything to you?
let me show you his picture.	No.  I'm sure I've never met anyone of such a bizarre appearance.
no.  i have never known anyone by that name.  of course never having met mr. o'keefe i could hardly have met mr. ferrie...	...and that the four of you partied early into the morning hours...
david ferrie.	No.  I have never known anyone by that name.  Of course never having met Mr. O'Keefe I could hardly have met Mr. Ferrie...
who?	David Ferrie.
...in the course of that night, mr. o'keefe said a man named david ferrie stopped by the house... along with another young man...	Who?
pffft!  absolute nonsense.  the quarter is filled with vivid imaginations, my dear mr. garrison - grimy young hoodlums who'll say and do anything.  as you well know.	...in the course of that night, Mr. O'Keefe said a man named David Ferrie stopped by the house... along with another young man...
after dinner you paid him to have sex with you.	Pffft!  Absolute nonsense.  The Quarter is filled with vivid imaginations, my dear Mr. Garrison - grimy young hoodlums who'll say and do anything.  As you well know.
it adds a taste of elegance for which i must confess a weakness for now and then.  i call him smedley.  his real name is frankie jenkins - but i could hardly imagine anything more uncouth during dinner than my turning toward the kitchen and hollering "frankie!" .. where is this leading to, mr. garrison?	After dinner you paid him to have sex with you.
i would imagine a uniformed waiter helps.	It adds a taste of elegance for which I must confess a weakness for now and then.  I call him Smedley.  His real name is Frankie Jenkins - but I could hardly imagine anything more uncouth during dinner than my turning toward the kitchen and hollering "Frankie!" .. Where is this leading to, Mr. Garrison?
not at all.  but on the other hand, i do have a lovely chippendale dining table and i often have a friend over sitting at one end while i sit at the other.  that is precisely the point of a long dining table.  the splendor of the meal adds to the enjoyment of it.	I would imagine a uniformed waiter helps.
perhaps a few more details about the evening will refresh your memory. mr. o'keefe told us dinner was served by a uniformed waiter - a colored man.  he particularly remembers that you sat at one end and he at the other - which he found rather unusual because the table was so long.  does that bring back memories of willie o'keefe?	Not at all.  But on the other hand, I do have a lovely Chippendale dining table and I often have a friend over sitting at one end while I sit at the other.  That is precisely the point of a long dining table.  The splendor of the meal adds to the enjoyment of it.
no, i don't believe i know anyone by that name.	Mr. O'Keefe told us he met you at the Masquerade Bar down in the Quarter and several evenings later you had him over for dinner at your apartment on Dauphine Street.  Do you recall that?
a willie o'keefe?	No, I don't believe I know anyone by that name.
no.	A Willie O'Keefe?
a perry russo?	No.
no.  never heard of him.	A Perry Russo?
we recently talked to a number of men who claim to know you.  are you acquainted with a david logan?	No.  Never heard of him.
i wouldn't imagine where.	We recently talked to a number of men who claim to know you.  Are you acquainted with a David Logan?
well... in an investigation we're conducting your name has come up a number of times.	I wouldn't imagine where.
i'm not sure i understand.	Well... in an investigation we're conducting your name has come up a number of times.
mrs. mercer, as a former fbi man, it's difficult to accept this.	I know, but Mr. Garrison, the FBI is just not doing their job.
this says "mercer could not identify any of the photographs as being identical with the person she had observed slouched over the wheel of a green ford pickup truck."  that's not true.  i recognized him and i told them so... they also said it was a dark green air conditioning truck, which it was not.  and here...  ...on the dallas sheriff's report. this is really strange.  see that notarized signature on the bottom of each page?  that's not my signature. and there never was any notary present during any of my questioning.  i guess that's all...	Mrs. Mercer, as a former FBI man, it's difficult to accept this.
that's what bothers me, mr. garrison. you see, they've been altered.  my statements...	This says "Mercer could not identify any of the photographs as being identical with the person she had observed slouched over the wheel of a green Ford pickup truck."  That's not true.  I recognized him and I told them so... They also said it was a dark green air conditioning truck, which it was not.  And here...  ...on the Dallas Sheriff's report. This is really strange.  See that notarized signature on the bottom of each page?  That's not my signature. And there never was any notary present during any of my questioning.  I guess that's all...
but you didn't seem nearly so sure in your statement to the warren commission.	That's what bothers me, Mr. Garrison. You see, they've been altered.  My statements...
that's right.  when i saw him on tv, i was shocked.  i said to my family, "that was the man i saw in the truck."	But you didn't seem nearly so sure in your statement to the Warren Commission.
you mean you identified him on saturday, the day before ruby shot oswald?	That's right.  When I saw him on TV, I was shocked.  I said to my family, "that was the man I saw in the truck."
in the sheriff's report, mrs. mercer, it says you were at dealey plaza two hours before the assassination but that...	Yes, it was about 11 in the morning. I was driving west on Elm Street toward the Triple Underpass, in a rented car - a blue Valiant.  I'll never forget that day.
he won... and they killed robert kennedy.  they shot him down.	Oh no!  No!  I can't believe it.  I can't believe it.  Both of them, both brothers, oh my God!
huh?	He won... and they killed Robert Kennedy.  They shot him down.
they killed him, honey.	Huh?
i never doubted for a second that i was.  will you come to the trial, elizabeth?	I don't think so, Jim...
and if you're wrong?	I never doubted for a second that I was.  Will you come to the trial, Elizabeth?
well so do i, goddammit!  so do i! i had a life too, y'know - i had a life, too.  but you just can't bury your head in the sand like some ostrich, goddammit, elizabeth!  it's not just about you - and your well- being and your two cars and your kitchen and your tv and "i'm jes fine honey."  while our kids grow up into a shithole of lies!  well, i'm not "fine" about that, i'm angry. my life is fucked, liz!  and yours is, too!  and if you don't want to support me i can understand that but don't you go start making threats of taking the children away.	You never talked to me this way before, Jim Garrison.  I'm not making any threats.  I'm leaving you.  I'm taking the kids to my mother's.  I am - I am.
oh, i don't know anymore!  i believe there was a conspiracy, but not the government.  i just want to raise our children and live a normal life! i want my life back!	Well so do I, goddammit!  So do I! I had a life too, y'know - I had a life, too.  But you just can't bury your head in the sand like some ostrich, goddammit, Elizabeth!  It's not just about you - and your well- being and your two cars and your kitchen and your TV and "I'm jes fine honey."  While our kids grow up into a shithole of lies!  Well, I'm not "fine" about that, I'm angry. My life is fucked, Liz!  And yours is, too!  And if you don't want to support me I can understand that but don't you go start making threats of taking the children away.
that's not why i'm attacking him! you don't believe me - all this time you never believed me.	Oh, I don't know anymore!  I believe there was a conspiracy, but not the government.  I just want to raise our children and live a normal life! I want my life back!
i don't want to see, goddammit!  i'm tired.  i've had enough!  they say you don't have anything anyway! everybody in town's talking.  you're ruining this man shaw's life!  you're attacking him because he's homosexual! going ahead with this stupid "trial"! did you ever once stop and consider what he's going through?	That's not why I'm attacking him! You don't believe me - all this time you never believed me.
of course, i've changed!  my eyes have opened, and once they're open, believe me, what used to look normal seems insane!  and now king.  don't you think this has something to do with that?  can't you see?	I don't want to see, goddammit!  I'm tired.  I've had enough!  They say you don't have anything anyway! Everybody in town's talking.  You're ruining this man Shaw's life!  You're attacking him because he's homosexual! Going ahead with this stupid "trial"! Did you ever once stop and consider what he's going through?
i'm not fighting you, jim, i'm just trying to reach you.  you've changed.	Of course, I've changed!  My eyes have opened, and once they're open, believe me, what used to look normal seems insane!  And now King.  Don't you think this has something to do with that?  Can't you see?
damn it, if i say i'll spend more time with him, i'll spend more time with him.  i can't fight you and the world too, liz.	I'm not fighting you, Jim, I'm just trying to reach you.  You've changed.
is it such a chore?  i don't understand you.	Damn it, if I say I'll spend more time with him, I'll spend more time with him.  I can't fight you and the world too, Liz.
i promise i'll make more time for jasper.	Is it such a chore?  I don't understand you.
jim, before this kennedy thing, nothing mattered to you in this life more than your children.  the other night jasper tried to show you a drawing.  you didn't even notice he was there.  he came to me bawling his little eyes out.  jim, he's sensitive - he needs more from you.	I promise I'll make more time for Jasper.
i'll take them up to my mother's if it'll make you feel better.  spend a week.  i'll change the locks, the phone lines, i'll even get a bodyguard, all right?  elizabeth, get a hold of yourself.	Jim, before this Kennedy thing, nothing mattered to you in this life more than your children.  The other night Jasper tried to show you a drawing.  You didn't even notice he was there.  He came to me bawling his little eyes out.  Jim, he's sensitive - he needs more from you.
you and your government!  what's the matter with you?  don't you have any feelings?  your daughter!  what kind of man are you?	I'll take them up to my mother's if it'll make you feel better.  Spend a week.  I'll change the locks, the phone lines, I'll even get a bodyguard, all right?  Elizabeth, get a hold of yourself.
honey, come on.  the government wants you to be scared.  they want everybody to be scared to speak out.  they count on it.  but there's nothing to be scared of.	You and your government!  What's the matter with you?  Don't you have any feelings?  Your daughter!  What kind of man are you?
i'm leaving.  i'm taking the kids and i'm leaving!  i won't stand it anymore.	Honey, come on.  The government wants you to be scared.  They want everybody to be scared to speak out.  They count on it.  But there's nothing to be scared of.
get a hold of yourself.	I'm leaving.  I'm taking the kids and I'm leaving!  I won't stand it anymore.
how do you know?  how do you even know what goes on in this house anymore!  you're too busy making speeches, stirring up every crazed klansman in louisiana after us!	Get a hold of yourself.
only cowards make crank calls, sweetheart, nothing is going to happen.	How do you know?  How do you even know what goes on in this house anymore!  You're too busy making speeches, stirring up every crazed Klansman in Louisiana after us!
our home, jim!  a kidnapper, a murderer, who knows!	Only cowards make crank calls, sweetheart, nothing is going to happen.
just a crank making phone calls. happens a dozen times a day at the office.	Our home, Jim!  A kidnapper, a murderer, who knows!
your daughter's life was just threatened!	Just a crank making phone calls. Happens a dozen times a day at the office.
honey, some crackpot.  martin luther king was killed in memphis today!	Your daughter's life was just threatened!
a man just called.  he asked her everything!	Honey, some crackpot.  Martin Luther King was killed in Memphis today!
what?	A man just called.  He asked her everything!
did you enter virginia into a beauty contest?	What?
nothing is going to happen to you. i won't let it.	Leave us ALONE for God's sake!  ...Oh, it's Lou.
it's not funny, jim, i'm scared.	Don't be.  Nothing to be scared about, honey, I been through four years of war - this is nothing.
did they live?	It's not funny, Jim, I'm scared.
that sounds dandy, but it doesn't replace a father and a husband on easter day.	It's going to get worse, honey.
i don't know what to tell them.  how 'bout the truth - i'm doing my job to make sure they can grow up in a country where justice won't be an arcane, vanished idea they read about in history books, like the dinosaurs or the lost continent of atlantis.	That sounds dandy, but it doesn't replace a father and a husband on Easter Day.
i think you care more about john kennedy than your family!  all day long the kids are asking, "where's daddy?"  what am i supposed to tell your kids, jim!	I don't know what to tell them.  How 'bout the truth - I'm doing my job to make sure they can grow up in a country where justice won't be an arcane, vanished idea they read about in history books, like the dinosaurs or the lost continent of Atlantis.
i don't know what to say except i'm sorry.  i just don't have rabbits on my mind.	I think you care more about John Kennedy than your family!  All day long the kids are asking, "Where's Daddy?"  What am I supposed to tell your kids, Jim!
we waited for you... hours, jim. you could have telephoned, for god's sake.  it's easter!  you promised, jim.	I don't know what to say except I'm sorry.  I just don't have rabbits on my mind.
liz, i'm really sorry.  the meeting went much longer than expected.	We waited for you... hours, Jim. You could have telephoned, for God's sake.  It's Easter!  You promised, Jim.
my sympathies.	Liz, I'm really sorry.  The meeting went much longer than expected.
tough day.	My sympathies.
hi.	Tough day.
you're missing most of your life, jim, and you don't even know it. the kids are missing out too.  it's not just you making the sacrifice here, honey.	Look, I'll rush and be there by two, I promise.  Go ahead without me.
i'm sorry, but it's important.  clay shaw is important.  i'm sorry.	You're missing most of your life, Jim, and you don't even know it. The kids are missing out too.  It's not just you making the sacrifice here, honey.
look at the calendar, for christ's sake.  you said a sunday, not easter sunday.	I'm sorry, but it's important.  Clay Shaw is important.  I'm sorry.
because when i scheduled it i didn't realize it was a holiday.  you were there, why didn't you say something?	Look at the calendar, for Christ's sake.  You said a Sunday, not Easter Sunday.
but why in the lord's name would you do it in the middle of easter sunday when you knew we were...	Because when I scheduled it I didn't realize it was a holiday.  You were there, why didn't you say something?
no.  i told you i was going to talk to shaw.	But why in the Lord's name would you do it in the middle of Easter Sunday when you knew we were...
jim, come on, honey, get down on your hands and knees and hunt for jasper's easter egg.	You know I don't like these tribal rituals, Freckle Face.  I'm interviewing Clay Shaw this morning.
do you have any evidence against him, jim?  clay shaw's done so much for the city with all that restoration in the quarter.  he's well connected, all his friends, the money, people, be careful, jim.	It'll be off the record, honey. I'll bring him in on a Sunday.  A quiet little chat between gentlemen.
honey, go back to sleep, please!	Goddammit!  I been sleeping for three years!
liz, do i have to spell it out for you?  lee oswald was no ordinary soldier.  that was no accident he was in russia.  he was probably in military intelligence.  that's why he was trained in russian.	Honey, go back to sleep, please!
jim, what is going on, for heaven's sake!  you going to stay up all night every night?  for what?  so you'll be the only man in america who read the entire 26 volumes of the warren report?	Liz, do I have to spell it out for you?  Lee Oswald was no ordinary soldier.  That was no accident he was in Russia.  He was probably in military intelligence.  That's why he was trained in Russian.
and then this colonel tries to make it sound like nothing.  oswald did badly on the test, he says.  "he only had two more russian words right than wrong."  ha!  that's like me saying touchdown here...  ...is not very intelligent because i beat him three games out of five the last time we played chess.	Jim, what is going on, for heaven's sake!  You going to stay up all night every night?  For what?  So you'll be the only man in America who read the entire 26 volumes of the Warren Report?
these books are getting to your mind, mr. garrison.  i wish you'd stop readin' them.	And then this Colonel tries to make it sound like nothing.  Oswald did badly on the test, he says.  "He only had two more Russian words right than wrong."  Ha!  That's like me saying Touchdown here...  ...is not very intelligent because I beat him three games out of five the last time we played chess.
honey, in all my years in the service i never knew a single man who was given a russian test.  oswald was a radar operator.  he'd have about as much use for russian as a cat has for pajamas.	These books are getting to your mind, Mr. Garrison.  I wish you'd stop readin' them.
i cannot believe this.  it's four- thirty, jim garrison.  i have five children are gonna be awake in another hour and ...	Honey, in all my years in the service I never knew a single man who was given a Russian test.  Oswald was a radar operator.  He'd have about as much use for Russian as a cat has for pajamas.
it's incredible, honey - the whole thing.  a lieutenant colonel testifies that lee oswald was given a russian language exam as part of his marine training only a few months before he defects to the soviet union.  a russian exam!	I cannot believe this.  It's four- thirty, Jim Garrison.  I have five children are gonna be awake in another hour and ...
honey, you all right?	It's incredible, honey - the whole thing.  A Lieutenant Colonel testifies that Lee Oswald was given a Russian language exam as part of his Marine training only a few months before he defects to the Soviet Union.  A Russian exam!
one hour, y'hear?  some saturday night date you are.  mama warned me this would happen if i married such a serious man.	Oh, she did, huh?  When I come up I'll show you how Saturday night got invented.
i can't believe a man as intelligent as earl warren ever read what's in those volumes.	Well maybe you're right, Jim.  I'll give you one hour to solve the case... until the kids are in bed.  Then you're mine and Mr. Kennedy can wait 'til morning.  Come on, everybody say goodnight to Daddy.
mmmmm... sure smells good... but egghead, do you realize oswald was interrogated for twelve hours after the assassination, with no lawyer present, and nobody recorded a word of it?  i can't believe it.  a police captain with 30 years experience and a crowd of federal agents just had to know that with no record anything that oswald said would be inadmissible in court.	Come on now, we'll talk about it at the table, dinner's getting cold.  What are you doing in here?
jim, dinner's just about ready... i've got a surprise for you... tried something new... jim?  jim, dinner.	Mmmmm... sure smells good... but Egghead, do you realize Oswald was interrogated for twelve hours after the assassination, with no lawyer present, and nobody recorded a word of it?  I can't believe it.  A police captain with 30 years experience and a crowd of Federal agents just had to know that with no record anything that Oswald said would be inadmissible in court.
no one's trying to buy you, willie. it's important to know why you're telling us this.	You wanna know why?  'Cause that mother fucker Kennedy stole that fuckin' election, that's why!  Nixon was gonna be one of the great Presidents 'til Kennedy wrecked this fuckin' country.  Got niggers all over the fuckin' place asking for their rights, where do you think we got all this fuckin' crime now, 'cause Kennedy promised 'em too damned much. Revolution comin'.  Fascism's coming back.  I tell ya this - the day that Communist sumbitch died was a great day for this country.  I jes' hate to think they're blaming it on some silly fuckin' Oswald who didn't know shit anyway.  People should know why that sumbitch was killed.  'Cause he was a Communist.  Put me on the stand, go ahead, I'll tell the same goddamn story, I'm proud of it, don't matter fuck all to me, things don't change.
bring on all the motherfuckers! bring their college degrees in here! i got nuthin' to hide.  they can't buy me.  you can't buy me.  i don't even need the parole.  this is about the truth coming out.  you're a goddamn liberal, mr. garrison, you don't know shit, cause you never been fucked in the ass.  fascism is here now, facism is...	No one's trying to buy you, Willie. It's important to know why you're telling us this.
you realize the things you're saying, willie, are going to be attacked by a lot of different people.	Bring on all the motherfuckers! Bring their college degrees in here! I got nuthin' to hide.  They can't buy me.  You can't buy me.  I don't even need the parole.  This is about the truth coming out.  You're a goddamn liberal, Mr. Garrison, you don't know shit, cause you never been fucked in the ass.  Fascism is here now, Facism is...
fuck, yeah!  i told you so.  and you can tell'em all i told you so.	You realize the things you're saying, Willie, are going to be attacked by a lot of different people.
willie, are you willing to repeat your statements under sodium pentothal?  under the supervision of a doctor?	Fuck, yeah!  I told you so.  And you can tell'em all I told you so.
anything else unusual about him you'd be able to describe in a court of law, willie?	I remember he had some kinda thing wrong with his left leg.  He limped. Don't get me wrong, he's not one of those, you know, limp wrists.  He's a butch John.  You'd meet him on the street, you'd never snap.  You could go fishing with him, play poker with him, you'd never snap in a million years.  So one night we were over at Ferrie's place.  Having a party. Sometime in the late summer of '63.
for sexual purposes?	Well... yeah.
i want to thank you, mr. o'keefe, for this time.	Call me Willie.  I ain't got nuthin' but time, Mr. Garrison.  Minutes, hours, days, years of'em.  Time just stands still here like a snake sunnin' itself in the road...
i will not have any damned ultimatums put to me, lou.  i'll accept your resignation.	You sure got it.  You're one stubborn and stupid sonofabitch D.A. and you're making one hell of a mistake!
well, if that's what you want to call it.  i didn't ever think it would come to this.  i guess i am, boss.	I will not have any damned ultimatums put to me, Lou.  I'll accept your resignation.
are you giving me an ultimatum, lou?	Well, if that's what you want to call it.  I didn't ever think it would come to this.  I guess I am, boss.
boss, then i'm afraid i can't continue working with bill.	Are you giving me an ultimatum, Lou?
maybe you didn't hear what i said. i will not tolerate this infighting among the staff, i warn you that...	Boss, then I'm afraid I can't continue working with Bill.
i just plain don't trust him anymore.	Maybe you didn't hear what I said. I will not tolerate this infighting among the staff, I warn you that...
chief, i've had my doubts about bill for a long time.  he's fighting everything.	We need him back.
maybe we should just call it a day, lou.  go home.  while we're still a little behind.  we got two people killed, maybe more we never thought about.	You never got anyone killed, boss. Their actions killed them years before.  If we stopped now, it'd be even more wrong.
they're gonna love you, chief.	Maybe we should just call it a day, Lou.  Go home.  While we're still a little behind.  We got two people killed, maybe more we never thought about.
head of the cia since '53.  kennedy fired them both.  cabell was his deputy for nine years.  talk about the fox investigating the chicken coop.  now we'll have to subpoena them, lou.	They're gonna love you, chief.
allen dulles?	Head of the CIA since '53.  Kennedy fired them both.  Cabell was his deputy for nine years.  Talk about the fox investigating the chicken coop.  Now we'll have to subpoena them, Lou.
his boss was the one on the warren commission who handled all the leads to the intelligence community.	Allen Dulles?
the warren commission call him?	His boss was the one on the Warren Commission who handled all the leads to the intelligence community.
general charles cabell.  deputy director of the cia.  fired by kennedy in '61 because of the bay of pigs fiasco, he moved back to the pentagon, called kennedy a "traitor".  when he came to new orleans to address the foreign policy association, you know who introduced him?  our friend clay shaw.	The Warren Commission call him?
who?	General Charles Cabell.  Deputy Director of the CIA.  Fired by Kennedy in '61 because of the Bay of Pigs fiasco, he moved back to the Pentagon, called Kennedy a "traitor".  When he came to New Orleans to address the Foreign Policy Association, you know who introduced him?  Our friend Clay Shaw.
earle cabell.  and guess who his brother is?	Who?
no.	Earle Cabell.  And guess who his brother is?
you know who the mayor was?	No.
beats me.  city officials.  secret service.  dallas police.  they did a dry run with chief curry a few days before.  but they didn't bother running through dealey.  they stopped right there, said something like, "and afterwards there's only the freeway," and went home.	You know who the mayor was?
who do you think changed the parade route?	Beats me.  City officials.  Secret Service.  Dallas police.  They did a dry run with Chief Curry a few days before.  But they didn't bother running through Dealey.  They stopped right there, said something like, "and afterwards there's only the freeway," and went home.
how many men?	One shooter.  One spotter on a radio. Maybe three teams.  I'd say these were professional riflemen, chief, serious people.  Hunters...  patient. It takes skill to kill with a rifle, that's why there's been no execution of an executive with one in 200 years... "3-2-1...  green!"  Or else "Abort!  Abort!"
when kennedy gets to the kill zone, it's a turkey shoot.	How many men?
that means we gotta subpoena time- life on it.	Why not just shoot Kennedy coming up Houston?  There's plenty of time - he's out in the open - a frontal shot?
the zapruder film is the proof they didn't count on, lou.  we gotta get our hands on it.	That means we gotta subpoena Time- Life on it.
it was a texas live oak, boss.  it sheds it's leaves the first week of march.  you try to hit a moving target at 88 yards through heavy foliage with this cheap 13-dollar sucker, the world's worst shoulder weapon.  no way.  the fbi tried two sets of tests and not one of their sharpshooters could match oswald's performance.  not one.  and oswald was at best a medium shot.  the scope was defective on it, too.  i mean this is the whole essence of the case to me.  the guy couldn't do the shooting.  nobody could.  and they sold this lemon to the american public.	The Zapruder film is the proof they didn't count on, Lou.  We gotta get our hands on it.
didn't hoover say something about that?  the leaves had fallen off in november?	It was a Texas Live Oak, boss.  It sheds it's leaves the first week of March.  You try to hit a moving target at 88 yards through heavy foliage with this cheap 13-dollar sucker, the world's worst shoulder weapon.  No way.  The FBI tried two sets of tests and not one of their sharpshooters could match Oswald's performance.  Not one.  And Oswald was at best a medium shot.  The scope was defective on it, too.  I mean this is the whole essence of the case to me.  The guy couldn't do the shooting.  Nobody could.  And they sold this lemon to the American public.
the key is the second and third shots came right on top of each other, and it takes a minimum 2.3 seconds to recycle this thing.  the other problem is there was a tree right there...  blocking the first two shots at the time they occur in the zapruder film.	Didn't Hoover say something about that?  The leaves had fallen off in November?
between six and seven seconds.	The key is the second and third shots came right on top of each other, and it takes a minimum 2.3 seconds to recycle this thing.  The other problem is there was a tree right there...  Blocking the first two shots at the time they occur in the Zapruder film.
time?	Between six and seven seconds.
i took it once for a low thyroid condition...  it raises the metabolism, lou.  did david ferrie strike you as the kind of person who had a low metabolism?	I'd say the opposite - hypertension.
i have a plane to catch... going to washington.  an interesting lead, says he's closely connected to these events, but he won't come down here... i know what you're going through with ferrie, lou.  we'll talk tomorrow.	I'm onto Ferrie's Cuban paymaster, Eladio del Valle, in Miami.  I gotta get him in, boss.  I need more men - I can't even pull the teams to watch Ferrie... This is our case!
you don't get it, guys - he can't go down any further.  we got to protect him full time.	I have a plane to catch... going to Washington.  An interesting lead, says he's closely connected to these events, but he won't come down here... I know what you're going through with Ferrie, Lou.  We'll talk tomorrow.
goddamn sam!	And it ain't pretty  ..."the AD has spent more than $8,000 on unexplained travel and investigative expenses since November, 1966.
mobbed up all the way.  tight with the dallas cops.  i'm digging, chief. i just need 10 more men and some more dollars.	I know you do, Lou.  I'm doing three more lectures this month.  You're all doing an incredible job, Sue, Al, Numa.  But this is one where if you don't nail the other guy, you're dead.  How did Jack Ruby dies so quick?  Of what?  Cancer, right?  A history of Nazi Germany, Lou.  They were studying viral cancers as a weapon in the 30's.  We learned a lot more than you think from the Nazis.  Read this. Our biological warfare lab is in Fort Detrick, Maryland.  Close to where the National Cancer Institute is located.  Think about it.  Think the unthinkable - question everything.
i never could figure out why this guy orders a traceable weapon to that post office box when you can go into any store in texas, give a phony name and walk out with a cheap rifle which can never be traced.	Unless he or someone else wants him to get caught.  Maybe he never ordered the weapon, Lou.  Somebody else did. It was picked up at the post office early morning when Oswald's time sheet shows him clocked in at his job.  Lou, come alive.  These things are not adding up.
can we find her?	Graveyard dead near Big Sandy, Texas in '65.  Two in the morning on some highway.  A hit and run.
there was rose cheramie.  a whore. two cubans threw her out of a car on the way to dallas.	Can we find her?
we need to find more witnesses, lou.	There was Rose Cheramie.  A whore. Two Cubans threw her out of a car on the way to Dallas.
graveyard dead.  august this year.  a single car accident on an empty road in midlothian, texas.  the doctor said he was in some kind of strange shock when he died.	We need to find more witnesses, Lou.
hoboes i knew of old used to sleep in their clothes - these two look pretty young.	...not a single frayed collar or cuff, new haircuts, fresh shaves, clean hands - new shoe leather. Look at the ear of the cop... That's a wire.  What's a cop wearing a headset for?  I think they're actors, chief; they're not cops.
...take a good look, chief, do any of 'em look like the hoboes you remember?	Hoboes I knew of old used to sleep in their clothes - these two look pretty young.
a photographer from the dallas times herald got some great shots of them never published...	...take a good look, chief, do any of 'em look like the hoboes you remember?
i can't say that comes as a surprise anymore.	A photographer from The Dallas Times Herald got some great shots of them never published...
they took 'em to the sheriff's office, not the police station, and they let 'em go.  no record of them ever being questioned.	I can't say that comes as a surprise anymore.
what are you driving at, boss?	We're going back into the case, Lou - the murder of the President.  I want you to take some money from the Fees and Fines Account and go to Dallas - talk to some people.  Bill, I want you to get Oser on the medical, the autopsy, Susan on Oswald and Ruby histories, tax records...
bill, lou, we're standing in the heart of the united states government's intelligence community in new orleans.  that's the fbi there, the cia, secret service, oni.  doesn't this seem to you a rather strange place for a communist to spend his spare time?	What are you driving at, boss?
upstairs.  in 1963 that was the office of naval intelligence - and just by coincidence, banister, before he was fbi, was oni.  what do they say?	"Once ONI, always ONI"?
post office.	Upstairs.  In 1963 that was the Office of Naval Intelligence - And just by coincidence, Banister, before he was FBI, was ONI.  What do they say?
take a look across the street.	Post Office.
the office of naval intelligence.	Take a look across the street.
lou, you were in the marines.  who would be running that training?	The Office of Naval Intelligence.
i'd say he was probably getting intelligence training.	Lou, you were in the Marines.  Who would be running that training?
remember whose office this was back in '63?  531 lafayette street.	Yeah, Guy Banister.  Ex-FBI man.  He died couple years ago.
i know david - a strange character.	He's been in trouble before.  Used to be a hot shot pilot for Eastern Airlines, but he got canned after an alleged homosexual incident with a 14-year old boy.
one little guy with a cheap rifle - look what he can do.	Let's get outta here, Lou.  I saw too much stuff like this in the war.
oh no!... how bad?	No word yet.  But they think it's in the head.
boss, the president's been shot.  in dallas.  five minutes ago.	Oh no!... How bad?
what's wrong, lou?	Boss, the President's been shot.  In Dallas.  Five minutes ago.
russell, honestly you sound like one of those kooky critics spreading paranoia like prairie fire.  i just can't believe the chief justice of the united states would put his name on something that wasn't true.	Honey, another one of these.  This one's as weak as cricket pee-pee. Yessir, you mark my words, Jim, Vietnam's gonna cost Johnson '68 and it's gonna put that other varmint Nixon in - then watch your hide, 'cause there ain't no offramps on a freeway to Hell!
hell, you're the district attorney. you read the warren report - and then you tell me you're satisfied lee oswald shot the president all by his lonesome.	Russell, honestly you sound like one of those kooky critics spreading paranoia like prairie fire.  I just can't believe the Chief Justice of the United States would put his name on something that wasn't true.
you think there were other men involved, russell?	Hell, you're the District Attorney. You read the Warren Report - and then you tell me you're satisfied Lee Oswald shot the President all by his lonesome.
if i were investigatin', i'd round up the 100 best riflemen in the world and find out which ones were in dallas that day.  you been duck hunting?  i think oswald was a good old-fashioned decoy.  what'd he say?  "i'm just a patsy."  out of the mouth of babes y'ask me.	You think there were other men involved, Russell?
you know, something always bothered me about that from day one, and i can't put my finger on it.	If I were investigatin', I'd round up the 100 best riflemen in the world and find out which ones were in Dallas that day.  You been duck hunting?  I think Oswald was a good old-fashioned decoy.  What'd he say?  "I'm just a patsy."  Out of the mouth of babes y'ask me.
sure, three experts and not one of them could do it!  they're telling us oswald got off three shots with world-class precision from a manual bolt action rifle in less than six seconds - and accordin' to his marine buddies he got maggie's drawers - he wasn't any good.  average man would be lucky to get two shots off, and i tell ya the first shot would always be the best.  here, the third shot's perfect.  don't make sense.  and then they got that crazy bullet zigzagging all over the place so it hits kennedy and connally seven times. one "pristine" bullet?  that dog don't hunt.	You know, something always bothered me about that from day one, and I can't put my finger on it.
i thought the fbi test-fired the rifle to make sure it could be done?	Sure, three experts and not one of them could do it!  They're telling us Oswald got off three shots with world-class precision from a manual bolt action rifle in less than six seconds - and accordin' to his Marine buddies he got Maggie's drawers - he wasn't any good.  Average man would be lucky to get two shots off, and I tell ya the first shot would always be the best.  Here, the third shot's perfect.  Don't make sense.  And then they got that crazy bullet zigzagging all over the place so it hits Kennedy and Connally seven times. One "pristine" bullet?  That dog don't hunt.
i sometimes feel things've gone downhill since john kennedy was killed, senator.	Don't get me started on that.  Those Warren Commission fellows were pickin' gnat shit out of pepper.  No one's gonna tell me that kid did the shooting job he did from that damned bookstore.
sad thing is the way it's screwing up this country, all these hippies running around on drugs, the way young people look you can't tell a boy from a girl anymore.  i saw a girl the other day, she was pregnant - you could see her whole belly, and you know what she painted on it? "love child."  it's fuckin' outa control.  values've gone to hell, jim... course it figures when you got somebody like that polecat johnson in the white house.	I sometimes feel things've gone downhill since John Kennedy was killed, Senator.
sure they do.  the camera can pick this up.	No, it can't!
pictures like this don't show up on television!	Sure they do.  The camera can pick this up.
are they?  why would they?	That's exactly my question, Jerry. Maybe I'd better show you some pictures so you can begin to understand what I am talking about.
well, if i am, why is the government concealing evidence?	Are they?  Why would they?
some people would say you're paranoid.	Well, if I am, why is the Government concealing evidence?
your faith in the veracity of the major media is touching, jerry.  it indicates that the age of innocence is not yet over.  but seriously, jerry, people aren't interested in jim garrison - they want the hard evidence!  they want to know why he was killed and what forces were opposed to...	Some people would say you're paranoid.
there have been a number of reports in reputable news media - time, newsweek, our own nbc - that you have gone way beyond the legal means available to a prosecutor, that you've intimidated and drugged witnesses, bribed them, urged them to commit perjury.  what is your response?	Your faith in the veracity of the major media is touching, Jerry.  It indicates that the Age of Innocence is not yet over.  But seriously, Jerry, people aren't interested in Jim Garrison - they want the hard evidence!  They want to know why he was killed and what forces were opposed to...
welcome, district attorney garrison. may i call you jim?	I've been called everything under the sun, Jerry.  Call me whatever you like.
just think... just think.  what happened to our country .. to the world...  because of that murder... vietnam, racial conflict, breakdown of law, drugs, thought control, guilt, assassinations, secret government fear of the frontier...	I keep thinking of that day, Tuesday the 26th, the day after they buried Kennedy, L.B.J. was signing the memorandum on Vietnam with Ambassador Lodge.
it never did.	Just think... just think.  What happened to our country .. to the world...  because of that murder... Vietnam, racial conflict, breakdown of law, drugs, thought control, guilt, assassinations, secret government fear of the frontier...
...some story... the whole thing. it's like it never happened.	It never did.
i knew the man 20 years.  that's him.  the way he walked... arms at his side, military, the stoop, the haircut, the twisted left hand, the large class ring.  what was he doing there?  if anyone had asked him, he'd probably say "protection" but i'll tell you i think he was giving some kind of "okay" signal to those hoboes - they're about to get booked and he's telling 'em it's gonna be okay, they're covered.  and in fact they were - you never heard of them again.	...some story... the whole thing. It's like it never happened.
does it matter?  another technician. but an interesting thing - he was there that day in dealey plaza.  you know how i know?  that picture of yours.  the hoboes... you never looked deep enough...	I knew the man 20 years.  That's him.  The way he walked... arms at his side, military, the stoop, the haircut, the twisted left hand, the large class ring.  What was he doing there?  If anyone had asked him, he'd probably say "protection" but I'll tell you I think he was giving some kind of "okay" signal to those hoboes - they're about to get booked and he's telling 'em it's gonna be okay, they're covered.  And in fact they were - you never heard of them again.
his name?	Does it matter?  Another technician. But an interesting thing - he was there that day in Dealey Plaza.  You know how I know?  That picture of yours.  The hoboes... you never looked deep enough...
you never ask a spook a question. no point.  he'll never give you a straight answer.  general y still thinks of himself of the handsome young warrior who loved this country but loved the concept of war more.	His name?
ever ask him?	You never ask a spook a question. No point.  He'll never give you a straight answer.  General Y still thinks of himself of the handsome young warrior who loved this country but loved the concept of war more.
...got promoted to two stars, but he was never military, you know, always cia.  went to vietnam, lost his credibility when we got beat over there, retired, lives in virginia. i say hello to him when i see him at the supermarket...	Ever ask him?
...and your general?	...got promoted to two stars, but he was never military, you know, always CIA.  Went to Vietnam, lost his credibility when we got beat over there, retired, lives in Virginia. I say hello to him when I see him at the supermarket...
...don't think so.  when they start to drool, they get rid of 'em.  these guys are proud of what they did. they did dealey plaza!  they took out the president of the united states!  that's entertainment!  and they served their country doing it.	...and your General?
any chance of one of them confessing someday?	...don't think so.  When they start to drool, they get rid of 'em.  These guys are proud of what they did. They did Dealey Plaza!  They took out the President of the United States!  That's entertainment!  And they served their country doing it.
he's done it before.  other countries. lumumba in the congo, trujillo, the dominican republic, he's working on castro.  no big deal.  in september, kennedy announces the texas trip. at that moment, second oswalds start popping up all over dallas where they have the mayor and the cops in their pocket.  y flies in the assassins, maybe from the special camp we keep outside athens, greece - pros, maybe some locals, cubans, maria hire, separate teams.  does it really matter who shot from what rooftop?  part of the scenery.  the assassins by now are dead or well paid and long gone...	Any chance of one of them confessing someday?
just speculating, i guess.  how do you think it started?	I think it started in the wind. Money - arms, big oil, Pentagon people, contractors, bankers, politicians like L.B.J. were committed to a war in Southeast Asia.  As early as '61 they knew Kennedy was going to change things... He was not going to war in Southeast Asia.  Who knows? Probably some boardroom or lunchroom somewhere - Houston, New York - hell, maybe Bonn, Germany... who knows, it's international now.
you didn't get that break you needed, but you went as far as any man could, bubba.  what can i do for you?	Just speculating, I guess.  How do you think it started?
well, thanks for coming.	You didn't get that break you needed, but you went as far as any man could, bubba.  What can I do for you?
i haven't yet.  i don't have much of a case.	But you don't have a choice anymore. You've become a significant threat to the national security structure. They would've killed you already, but you got a lot of light on you. Instead, they're gonna destroy your credibility; they already have in many circles in this town.  You're some kinda ego-crazed southern caricature to many folks.  Be honest - the best chance you got is come up with a case, something, anything, make arrests, stir the shitstorm. You gotta hope to reach a point of critical mass where other people will come forward and the government will crack.  Remember, fundamentally people are suckers for the truth, and the truth is on your side, 'bubba. I hope you get a break...
no chance in hell, mr. garrison. i'd be arrested and gagged, declared insane and hospitalized... maybe worse.  you, too.  i can only give you background, you got to find the foreground, the little things... keep digging.  y'know you're the only person to ever bring a trial in the murder of john kennedy.  that's important - it's historic.	I haven't yet.  I don't have much of a case.
the size of this is... beyond me. testify?	No chance in hell, Mr. Garrison. I'd be arrested and gagged, declared insane and hospitalized... maybe worse.  You, too.  I can only give you background, you got to find the foreground, the little things... Keep digging.  Y'know you're the only person to ever bring a trial in the murder of John Kennedy.  That's important - it's historic.
kings are killed, mr. garrison. politics is power, nothing more. but don't believe me.  don't trust me.  do your own work, your own thinking.	The size of this is... beyond me. Testify?
i don't... i can't believe it.  they killed him because he wanted to change things.  in our time - in our country?	Kings are killed, Mr. Garrison. Politics is power, nothing more. But don't believe me.  Don't trust me.  Do your own work, your own thinking.
i've already been warned by the agency, mr. whoever.  if this is another type of threat, i don't...	I'm not with the Agency, Mr. Garrison, and I assume if you've come this far, what I have to say interests you.  But I'm not going to name names, or tell you who or what I represent. Except to say - you're close, you're closer than you think...
i could give you a false name, but i won't.  just call me x.	I've already been warned by the Agency, Mr. Whoever.  If this is another type of threat, I don't...
well, i just hope it was worth my while, mr...	I could give you a false name, but I won't.  Just call me X.
i'm glad you came.  i'm sorry about the precautions.	Well, I just hope it was worth my while, Mr...
yes.	I'm glad you came.  I'm sorry about the precautions.
jim garrison?	Yes.
nobody knows what we're talking about, jack.	You're so naive, mister.
what's the problem?  what's the problem?  do i need to spell it out for you, mr. garrison?  i better go.	Nobody knows what we're talking about, Jack.
hold on, jack.  what's the problem?	What's the problem?  What's the problem?  Do I need to spell it out for you, Mr. Garrison?  I better go.
never.  not with me sir, never... listen, i think i'd better go.  i said enough.  i said all i'm going to say.	Hold on, Jack.  What's the problem?
the assassination, jack?	Never.  Not with me sir, never... Listen, I think I'd better go.  I said enough.  I said all I'm going to say.
sure.  'course they hated the sonofabitch, but...	The assassination, Jack?
clay bertrand.  he's in the warren report.  he tried to get oswald a lawyer.  was kennedy ever discussed, jack?	Sure.  'Course they hated the sonofabitch, but...
yeah!  that's it.  i don't know.  maybe it wasn't.  i gotta go.	Clay Bertrand.  He's in the Warren Report.  He tried to get Oswald a lawyer.  Was Kennedy ever discussed, Jack?
bertrand.  clay bertrand?	Yeah!  That's it.  I don't know.  Maybe it wasn't.  I gotta go.
clay something, that was his name - clay.	Bertrand.  Clay Bertrand?
anyone else involved at banister's level?	There was one guy, I don't know, big guy, business guy, white hair - I saw him come into the office once. He looked out of place, y'know - like a society guy.  Can't remember his name.  Oswald was with him.
yeah, he was there, too... sometimes he'd be meeting with banister with the door shut.  other times he'd be shooting the bull with ferrie.  but he was there all right.	Anything more specific, Jack?  It's important.
and oswald?	Yeah, he was there, too... sometimes he'd be meeting with Banister with the door shut.  Other times he'd be shooting the bull with Ferrie.  But he was there all right.
like i said, a fuckin' nuthouse.	And Oswald?
where is banister in all this?	Banister was running his camp north of Lake Pontchartrain.  Ferrie handled a lot of the training.  There was a shooting range and a lot of tropical terrain like in Cuba.  A few Americans got trained, too.  Nazi types. Mercenaries.  But Ferrie was the craziest.
was he there often?	Often?  He practically lived there. It was real cloak and dagger stuff. They called it Operation Mongoose. The idea was to train all these Cuban exiles for another invasion of Cuba. Banister's office was part of a supply line that ran from Dallas, through New Orleans to Miami, stockpiling arms and explosives.
dave ferrie - you know about him?	Was he there often?
well, i guess now that guy's dead, it don't really matter... it was about the people hanging around the office that summer.  i wasn't really part of the operation, you know.  i was handling the private-eye work for guy when that came in - not much did - but that's why i was there... it was a nuthouse.  there were all these cubans coming and going.  they all looked alike to me.	Dave Ferrie - you know about him?
why did guy beat you, jack?	Well, I guess now that Guy's dead, it don't really matter... it was about the people hanging around the office that summer.  I wasn't really part of the operation, you know.  I was handling the private-eye work for Guy when that came in - not much did - but that's why I was there... it was a nuthouse.  There were all these Cubans coming and going.  They all looked alike to me.
i didn't say that.  all i know is he died suddenly just before the warren report came out.	Why did Guy beat you, Jack?
you have other information?	I didn't say that.  All I know is he died suddenly just before the Warren Report came out.
if you buy what you read in the paper.	You have other information?
well, i'd ask guy - we were friendly, you know - heart attack, wasn't it?	If you buy what you read in the paper.
i don't know if i should talk about this.	Well, I'd ask Guy - we were friendly, you know - heart attack, wasn't it?
how much more?	I don't know if I should talk about this.
never touched me.	Yet on November 22, 1963 - the day of the President's murder - our police report says he pistol-whipped you with a .357 Magnum.  But the police report says you had an argument over the phone bill. Here, take a look at it.  Now, does a simple argument over phone bills sound like a believable explanation to you?
and he never hit you before?	Never touched me.
more than ten years.	And he never hit you before?
here's my problem, jack.  you told me you and guy were good friends for a long time?	More than ten years.
then what are we going through all this trouble for?	It's a means to an end.  This war has two fronts - in the court of law, we hope, against the odds, to nail Clay Shaw on a conspiracy charge. In the court of public opinion, it could take another 25 or 30 years for the truth to come out, but at least we're going to strike the first blow.
i don't think so, al.  you remember the hemingway story, "the old man and the sea"?  the old fisherman manages to catch this great fish - a fish so huge he has to tie it to the side of the boat to get it back in.  but by the time he reached shore, the fish had long since been picked apart by sharks and nothing was left but the skeleton.	Then what are we going through all this trouble for?
sure sounds like he's winning.	He'll never make it.  If he wins, they'll kill him.  He wants to avenge his brother.  He'll stop that war. No, they'll kill him before they let him become President.
hate mail here.  fan mail here.  the bad news is the irs has just requested an audit on your income from this office.	I expected that two months ago, and they're wasting their time... The bad news is the National Guard has just asked me to resign after 18 years.  Well, maybe that's good news - it was never as good as combat, but this is.  Bill, any more on Oswald and Shaw?
i just don't want to do it.  what else?	Hate mail here.  Fan mail here.  The bad news is the IRS has just requested an audit on your income from this office.
she's the best damn witness we have!	I just don't want to do it.  What else?
no, she could get hurt.  if you believe what's happening to these other people.	She's the best damn witness we have!
well, believe what you want, boss, but we got to be more careful.  all these new volunteers, any one of them could be...	Okay, you handle it, Numa.  I don't have time for this nonsense.  We've obviously got the bastards worried now.  I'm going to Washington.
hold it, chief...	You just need some sleep, Lou.  It won't look so bad when...
even my own wife, chief,  who's wondering where i am?	Even your own wife, Numa.  Any of you want to quit, do me a favor... put us out of our misery.
didn't someone say he didn't speak good russian?	It's a contradiction, Numa, get used to them.  The only explanation for the royal treatment is he did give them radar secrets.  Or fake secrets.
stop your investigation... it was a magnificent effort but it's over and done with.  the press is already on your behind and that's only the beginning, my boy, only the beginning.	How long do you think it would take me to be appointed?
and what would i have to do?	Stop your investigation... it was a magnificent effort but it's over and done with.  The press is already on your behind and that's only the beginning, my boy, only the beginning.
i propose you accept an appointment to the bench in federal district court and move into a job worthy of your talent.  do you have any idea, do you have any conception of how easily such an appointment can be arranged?	And what would I have to do?
nonsense.  you should be in a job where you can make decisions that have impact, affect the world.  here you're trying to climb up the steep side of mount everest.	I propose you accept an appointment to the bench in Federal District Court and move into a job worthy of your talent.  Do you have any idea, do you have any conception of how easily such an appointment can be arranged?
the job manages to keep me pretty busy.	Nonsense.  You should be in a job where you can make decisions that have impact, affect the world.  Here you're trying to climb up the steep side of Mount Everest.
i'm going to be very frank with you. you've done a great job, an astounding job considering the limited resources available to you.  but the best you can ever hope for is to stir up a lot of confusion.  you're not going to do this country any good, and you're not going to do yourself any good.  you don't belong here.  on this mickey mouse street with that cheap strip of bail bond shops.	The job manages to keep me pretty busy.
that's all you've had all this time?	That's it.
less than you would guess.  most days two to three assistant d.a.'s. a handful of police investigators.	That's all you've had all this time?
how many men are working with you on this?	Less than you would guess.  Most days two to three assistant D.A.'s. A handful of police investigators.
if you must know, virtually nothing.	How many men are working with you on this?
i know about that shot.  a terrible tragedy.  how much do you have for carrying on your investigation?	If you must know, virtually nothing.
i imagine because this is the criminal district court building  this is an enlargement of a potential shooter standing behind the picket fence.  we...	I know about that shot.  A terrible tragedy.  How much do you have for carrying on your investigation?
you were lucky.  i spent three years in the pacific.  i've never seen an avenue with such a profusion of bail-bonding companies. why is that?	I imagine because this is the Criminal District Court Building  This is an enlargement of a potential shooter standing behind the picket fence.  We...
germany.	You were lucky.  I spent three years in the Pacific.  I've never seen an avenue with such a profusion of bail-bonding companies. Why is that?
where were you?  europe, pacific?	Germany.
splendid, love to see them.	Where were you?  Europe, Pacific?
they've been enlarged and show a lot of detail...	Splendid, love to see them.
we can use all the support we can get.  i think these might interest you.	They've been enlarged and show a lot of detail...
i've done quite well in denver, mr. garrison, but i have to admire someone like you - and i have the means to back up what i say.	We can use all the support we can get.  I think these might interest you.
yes, your letter indicated you were in he oil business up there.	I've done quite well in Denver, Mr. Garrison, but I have to admire someone like you - and I have the means to back up what I say.
i'm glad you could find time to see me.  i flew down from denver this morning on my private jet.	Yes, your letter indicated you were in he oil business up there.
yes, thank you, mr. garrison.  your coffee's almost turkish down here but i could get used to it.	I'm glad you could find time to see me.  I flew down from Denver this morning on my private jet.
welcome, mr. miller.  jim garrison. would you care for some coffee?	Yes, thank you, Mr. Garrison.  Your coffee's almost Turkish down here but I could get used to it.
do you walk home?	Uh huh.
yes.	Do you walk home?
and you get of from school at 3 every day?	Yes.
six.	And how tall are you?
i need some information from you then.  how old are you?	Six.
that sounds fun.	I need some information from you then.  How old are you?
virginia, you're a lucky little girl. your daddy has entered you in a beauty contest.  would you like to be in a beauty contest?	That sounds fun.
virginia.	Virginia, you're a lucky little girl. Your daddy has entered you in a beauty contest.  Would you like to be in a beauty contest?
virginia or elizabeth?	Virginia.
yes?	Virginia or Elizabeth?
hello.  is this jim garrison's daughter?	Yes?
well i don't know what can be done, mr. ruby, because i don't know what you anticipate we will encounter.	Then you don't stand a chance, Mr. Chief Justice, you have a lost cause. All I want is a lie detector test, and you refuse to give it to me. Because as it stands now - and the truth serum - how do you pronounce it - Pentothal - whatever it is. They will not give it to me, because I want to tell the truth... And then I want to leave this world.
but if i am eliminated there won't be any way of knowing.  consequently a whole new form of government is going to take over this country, and i know i won't live to see you another time.  my life is in danger here. do i sound screwy?	Well I don't know what can be done, Mr. Ruby, because I don't know what you anticipate we will encounter.
well, the public attention it would attract.  and we have no place for you there to be safe, we're not law enforcement officials, and many things are at stake in this affair, mr. ruby.	But if I am eliminated there won't be any way of knowing.  Consequently a whole new form of government is going to take over this country, and I know I won't live to see you another time.  My life is in danger here. Do I sound screwy?
what are they?	Well, the public attention it would attract.  And we have no place for you there to be safe, we're not law enforcement officials, and many things are at stake in this affair, Mr. Ruby.
no, that could not be done, mr. ruby. there are a good many things involved in that.	What are they?
can i make a statement?  if you request me to go back to washington with you right now, that is if you want to hear further testimony from me, can you do that?  can you take me with you?	No, that could not be done, Mr. Ruby. There are a good many things involved in that.
i am going back very shortly after we finish this hearing - i am going to have some lunch.	Can I make a statement?  If you request me to go back to Washington with you right now, that is if you want to hear further testimony from me, can you do that?  Can you take me with you?
when are you going back to washington, sir?	I am going back very shortly after we finish this hearing - I am going to have some lunch.
mr. ruby, i really can't see why you can't tell us now.	When are you going back to Washington, sir?
then do you understand that i cannot tell the truth here?  in dallas. that there are people here who do not want me to tell the truth... who do not want me to have a retrial?	Mr. Ruby, I really can't see why you can't tell us now.
i'm sorry, i just decided to stay in the suit -- get out of that damn uniform.	Oh, that's not a problem.
not a problem.	Thanks.
i think i'm gonna just get this for today. i'm in kind of a hurry. would you mind ringing this up while i change out of it?	Not a problem.
are you kidding, it looks great. you wear this to a business meeting, you're the badass in the room. but you can go out dancing in this too. it's a total power suit.	I think I'm gonna just get this for today. I'm in kind of a hurry. Would you mind ringing this up while I change out of it?
this looks pretty good on me.	Are you kidding, it looks great. You wear this to a business meeting, you're the badass in the room. But you can go out dancing in this too. It's a total power suit.
can i help you?	Yes, you have a suit I've had my eye on.
won't forget?	I won't forget.
i'll call her.	Won't forget?
so you're gonna call karen tomorrow?	I'll call her.
then say "yes, max. i understand."	Yes, Max, I understand.
i understand.	Then say "Yes, Max. I understand."
i mean it. i don't care how many times your mother calls or how much she cries.	I understand.
i understand.	I mean it. I don't care how many times your mother calls or how much she cries.
i don't know. maybe it's a language problem.  anita, you ever cause this much heartache over something that could easily be avoided, i'll never write you again. you understand?	I understand.
sure, 'cause i didn't ask her if i could go.	I don't know. Maybe it's a language problem.  Anita, you ever cause this much heartache over something that could easily be avoided, I'll never write you again. You understand?
but then you told her you were home.	Sure, 'cause I didn't ask her if I could go.
i know. that's why i went.	But then you told her you were home.
but you didn't ask permission. you broke a trust. if you had asked, karen probably would have let you. i'm sure she would.	I know. That's why I went.
i went. i did. i took my mother and little brother.	But you didn't ask permission. You broke a trust. If you had asked, Karen probably would have let you. I'm sure she would.
tomorrow i'll talk to your probation officer. karen's a good kid, but she's mad at you, because you lied to her. this business about your grandmother's funeral	I went. I did. I took my mother and little brother.
course you didn't.	But the only way to help you was to do that, so I did it.  Okay, how 'bout this? After we're through fuckin' with these Koreans, I take you to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. My treat.
answer the question, nigga. do you think i wanted to spend the thousand dollars on your ass? yes or no?	Course you didn't.
you think i wanted to spend ten thousand dollars on your ass?	Answer the question, nigga. Do you think I wanted to spend the thousand dollars on your ass? Yes or no?
i wanna help you, but i don't wanna be locked in the trunk of no car.	You think I wanted to spend ten thousand dollars on your ass?
well, if you owe me, git your ass in the trunk.	I wanna help you, but I don't wanna be locked in the trunk of no car.
look, man, i know i owe you --	Well, if you owe me, git your ass in the trunk.
well, my ass has got a problem spending ten thousand dollars of my own goddam money to get ungrateful, peanuthead niggas outta jail, but i do it --	Look, man, I know I owe you --
i ain't doin' you no way. i just ain't climbin' in that trunk. i got a problem with small places.	Well, my ass has got a problem spending ten thousand dollars of my own goddam money to get ungrateful, peanuthead niggas outta jail, but I do it --
i can't believe you do me this way.	I ain't doin' you no way. I just ain't climbin' in that trunk. I got a problem with small places.
well, i'm sorry, man, but i ain't gittin' in that trunk.	I can't believe you do me this way.
you can't ride with me. the surprise effect is ninety percent of it.	Well, I'm sorry, man, but I ain't gittin' in that trunk.
uh-uh. i ain't riding in that trunk no minutes. why don't i just ride with you?	You can't ride with me. The surprise effect is ninety percent of it.
we're only goin' to koreatown. you'll be in there -- ten minutes.	Uh-uh. I ain't riding in that trunk no minutes. Why don't I just ride with you?
i ain't gittin' in that trunk.	We're only goin' to Koreatown. You'll be in there -- ten minutes.
what the fuck i tell you. you don't hafta shoot nobody. just hold the gun. they'll get the idea.	I ain't gittin' in that trunk.
fuck that shit, man. i ain't shootin' anybody.	What the fuck I tell you. You don't hafta shoot nobody. Just hold the gun. They'll get the idea.
let me finish. can i finish?	Go ahead.
man, i ain't ready to be goin' out nowhere --	Let me finish. Can I finish?
i'm gonna sell the other two tonight. this group of koreans in koreatown have started a neighborhood watch kinda thing. and they want a few weapons so the neighborhood niggas know they mean business. so i'm gonna sell 'em my two machine guns tonight. only problem, i ain't never dealt with these koreans before. now i ain't worried. asians are by and large real dependable. they don't want no trouble. you might argue about price, but you ain't gotta worry about them shootin' you in the back. but i got me kind of a rule. never do business with nobody you ain't never done business with before without backup. that's why i need you, backup.	Man, I ain't ready to be goin' out nowhere --
uh-huh.	I'm gonna sell the other two tonight. This group of Koreans in Koreatown have started a Neighborhood Watch kinda thing. And they want a few weapons so the neighborhood niggas know they mean business. So I'm gonna sell 'em my two machine guns tonight. Only problem, I ain't never dealt with these Koreans before. Now I ain't worried. Asians are by and large real dependable. They don't want no trouble. You might argue about price, but you ain't gotta worry about them shootin' you in the back. But I got me kind of a rule. Never do business with nobody you ain't never done business with before without backup. That's why I need you, backup.
well, it ain't so much a problem a a situation. remember i sold those three m-60 machine guns outta the five i got?	Uh-huh.
what's the problem?	Well, it ain't so much a problem a a situation. Remember I sold those three M-60 machine guns outta the five I got?
why the fuck you at home? cause i spent ten thousand dollars gittin' your ass home.  look, i gotta problem. i need help, and you can help me.	What's the problem?
aaaaawww man, i wasn't plannin' on goin' no place. it's twelve o'clock, man. i'm home, i'm high --	Why the fuck you at home? Cause I spent ten thousand dollars gittin' your ass home.  Look, I gotta problem. I need help, and you can help me.
a bit.	Aaaaawww man, I wasn't plannin' on goin' no place. It's twelve o'clock, man. I'm home, I'm high --
that requires me goin' out tonight?	A bit.
i need a favor.	That requires me goin' out tonight?
what?	I need a favor.
look, i hate to be the kinda nigga, does a nigga a favor -- then bam -- hits a nigga up for a favor in return. but i'm afraid i gotta be that kinda nigga.	What?
what'd ya mean?	Look, I hate to be the kinda nigga, does a nigga a favor -- then BAM -- hits a nigga up for a favor in return. But I'm afraid I gotta be that kinda nigga.
naw, man. i gotta be someplace. i was kinda hopin you could come with me.	What'd ya mean?
hey, c'mon in, man. i was just -- you know -- smokin' a fatty, watchin' tv.	Naw, man. I gotta be someplace. I was kinda hopin you could come with me.
that's not what they're tellin' me.	That's why they call it "fuckin' with ya." Now you wanna hear how we retaliate?
three years. that crime's old, man. they ain't got room in prison for all the motherfuckers out there killin' people. how they gonna find room for you?	That's not what they're tellin' me.
three years.	Three years. That crime's old, man. They ain't got room in prison for all the motherfuckers out there killin' people. How they gonna find room for you?
how old is that machine gun shit?	Three years.
if that's what they want to do, they're doin' it.	How old is that machine gun shit?
naw, man. they just tryin' to put a fright in your ass.	If that's what they want to do, they're doin' it.
i'm still scared as a motherfucker, ordell. they talkin' like they serious 'bout me doin' that machine gun time.	Naw, man. They just tryin' to put a fright in your ass.
you see, it works like this. you get your ass in trouble, i get your ass out. that's my job. and i don't mind tellin ya, nigga, it's steady work.	I'm still scared as a motherfucker, Ordell. They talkin' like they serious 'bout me doin' that machine gun time.
who?	You.
you were there for me.	Who?
who was there for your ass?	You were there for me.
what the fuck can i say? i'm serious, man. what the fuck can i say? thank you... thank you... thank you.	Who was there for your ass?
and you didn't tell the police?	I told Jackie, and Jackie said you wanted him.
i found out.	And you didn't tell the Police?
how'd you know where he was?	I found out.
i went to give him his refund, so he wouldn't have to come here.	How'd you know where he was?
why were you with him?	I went to give him his refund, so he wouldn't have to come here.
in his inside coat pocket.	Why were you with him?
does he have the marked bills on him?	In his inside coat pocket.
can i have a word with you?	Sure.
the envelope contains currency... all the same denomination, one-hundred- dollar bills. now, i'm counting it.	What time do you have to be there?
every step of this goes in my report.  i am now taking a manila envelope from the subject's flight bag.	The envelope contains currency... all the same denomination, one-hundred- dollar bills. Now, I'm counting it.
we are. don't worry about it.	Every step of this goes in my report.  I am now taking a manila envelope from the subject's flight bag.
she knows it's my case?	She ain't said it, but she's not stupid, she knows it's you who wants her.
she hasn't one into specifics yet, she's been waiting for you.	She knows it's my case?
what's she willing to give us?	She hasn't one into specifics yet, she's been waiting for you.
she wants to go back to work.	What's she willing to give us?
what's she want?	She wants to go back to work.
she almost sounds scared.	What's she want?
she sound scared?	She almost sounds scared.
she wants to make a deal.	She sound scared?
what's going on?	She wants to make a deal.
great, you're here.	Hey, Jackie.
can she afford a good one is the question. otherwise she'll be in sybill brand three weeks easy before the public defender gets around to her.	Ever heard of a fella named Beaumont Livingston?
you got a good lawyer?	Can she afford a good one is the question. Otherwise she'll be in Sybill Brand three weeks easy before the Public Defender gets around to her.
i'd say there's about, oh, fifty thousand dollars here. what would you say ray?	That looks like fifty thousand dollars from here.
she leaves, somebody'll be on her.	But you're not going to stop her?
he wouldn't say. you gonna follow her?	She leaves, somebody'll be on her.
what's her name?	He wouldn't say. You gonna follow her?
four thirty. i'm meeting a woman.	What's her name?
fine.	Bet you're happy to be working again.
how was your flight?	Fine.
you don't want much, do you?	Can you do it or not?
but now you're telling us now you do.	'Course I do -- I deliver money for him.
help us do what?	Help you get Ordell Robbie.
take your time.	Thanks.
let me have a word outside with agent nicolet for a moment?	Take your time.
oh, i wouldn't be so sure. what with all the cash, i think i could go with conspiracy to traffic.	I'm tellin' you, I don't know nothin' about that fuckin' shit.
what's this?	That's my diet shit.
what's in it?	Beauty products.
my pocketbook.	What's in it?
while you're at it, let me see what else is in there. you mind?	My pocketbook.
help yourself.	While you're at it, let me see what else is in there. You mind?
i'm not a loser.	Oh, you're both? In 1985 you were flying for TWA and got busted for carrying drugs. You were carrying them for a pilot husband of yours. He did time and you got off. But that ended your career with the big airlines. Cut to thirteen years later. You're forty-four years of age. You're flying for the shittiest little shuttle-fucking piece of shit Mexican airline that there is. Where you make a whopping twelve-thousand dollars a year. That ain't a hulluva lot to show for a twenty year career. And to top it off, you're going to jail. Now true, the judge, even with your prior, will probably only give you a year or two. But this doesn't seem like the time of life you got years to throw away.  Now, we don't like trying losers like they're criminals. But in the absence of a criminal, we will try you. Now, wasn't this money given to you by an American living in Mexico by the name of Cedric Walker?
hey, this is my office. there's no smoking.	Arrest me.
you should know if you bring in anything over ten thousand you have to declare it. you forgot or what? you could get a two hundred and fifty thousand dollar fine, plus two years in prison. now you want to talk to us about it, or you want to talk to customs?	I'm not saying another word.
if i were to tell you "no it isn't..."	You should know if you bring in anything over ten thousand you have to declare it. You forgot or what? You could get a two hundred and fifty thousand dollar fine, plus two years in prison. Now you want to talk to us about it, or you want to talk to Customs?
this is your money?	If I were to tell you "no it isn't..."
you have the right to say "no." and i have the right to make you wait here with ray while i go get a warrant. and if i don't want to go through all that trouble, i could just take you in on suspicion.	Suspicion of what?
would i mind? do i have a choice?	You have the right to say "no." And I have the right to make you wait here with Ray while I go get a warrant. And if I don't want to go through all that trouble, I could just take you in on suspicion.
this is special agent ray nicolet with alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. would you mind if we looked in that bag?	Would I mind? Do I have a choice?
i doubt it.  who's your friend?	This is Special Agent Ray Nicolet with Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. Would you mind if we looked in that bag?
hi, i'm detective mark dargus. l.a.p.d. can i ask what you have in that bag?	The usual things. I'm a flight attendant with Cabo Air.
i'm just tired in general.	Are you scared of me?
i thought you were tired of your business?	I'm just tired in general.
thank you for saying that, but no. my business.	I thought you were tired of your business?
sure i can't twist your arm?	Thank you for saying that, but no. My business.
thanks, but you have a good time.	Sure I can't twist your arm?
wanna go?	Thanks, but you have a good time.
madrid or barcelona?	Start off in Madrid. Ever been there?
spain.	Madrid or Barcelona?
where're you going?	Spain.
you'll get over that.	Where're you going?
i'd feel a whole lot better if you took some more money.	You'll get over that.
do you blame yourself for helping me?	I'd feel a whole lot better if you took some more money.
i'm fifty-five-years old. i can't blame anybody for anything i do.	Do you blame yourself for helping me?
we're partners.	I'm fifty-five-years old. I can't blame anybody for anything I do.
i know.	We're partners.
i never lied to you.	I know.
i didn't say you did.	I never lied to you.
i didn't use you, max.	I didn't say you did.
not after they're dead.	I didn't use you, Max.
they've confiscated all his other stuff. but this one's sorta left over. the registration's in the glove box, the keys were under the seat... what's a matter, haven't you ever borrowed someone's car?	Not after they're dead.
that's ordell's.	They've confiscated all his other stuff. But this one's sorta left over. The registration's in the glove box, the keys were under the seat... What's a matter, haven't you ever borrowed someone's car?
i told him i might.	That's Ordell's.
did you tell him you were leaving?	I told him I might.
he's on to a new thing. he's after a guy who owns a gun shop he says is "woefully and wantonly" selling assault rifles to minors. he says he's gonna take him down if it's the last thing he does.	Did you tell him you were leaving?
what's he doing?	He's on to a new thing. He's after a guy who owns a gun shop he says is "woefully and wantonly" selling assault rifles to minors. He says he's gonna take him down if it's the last thing he does.
i saw ray the other day. boy is he pissed he missed all the excitement.	What's he doing?
you worked for it -- if you're sure that's all you want.	I'm sure.
i hesitated taking that much.	You worked for it -- if you're sure that's all you want.
only this isn't a bail bond, max.	I hesitated taking that much.
yeah, your fee. i had to figure that out, since there wasn't no note.	Only this isn't a bail bond, Max.
less ten percent.	Yeah, your fee. I had to figure that out, since there wasn't no note.
i got your package. it was fun getting a half-a-million dollars in the mail.	Less ten percent.
what if he hears something he's not supposed to?	Well, we don't let that happen, now do we?
he's already there.	What if he hears something he's not supposed to?
we get ordell to come to my office. nicolet -- is he already there, or does he come busting in while we're chatting?	He's already there.
ordell called and wants to meet me and i'm scared.	We get Ordell to come to my office. Nicolet -- is he already there, or does he come busting in while we're chatting?
what do you tell nicolet?	Ordell called and wants to meet me and I'm scared.
i've chickened out. i'm afraid of him. he'll like that.	What do you tell Nicolet?
why?	I've chickened out. I'm afraid of him. He'll like that.
tell him i want to give him his money.	Why?
tell him you want to see him?	Tell him I want to give him his money.
uh-huh.	Tell him you want to see him?
set him up.	Uh-huh.
get ordell to come to your office.	Set him up.
so how do we give ordell to nicolet?	Get Ordell to come to your office.
it never was, so i'm not gonna start worrying about it now. look, ray more or less believes my story, and he more or less doesn't care. all he really gives a shit about is getting ordell.	So how do we give Ordell to Nicolet?
it's not that simple.	It never was, so I'm not gonna start worrying about it now. Look, Ray more or less believes my story, and he more or less doesn't care. All he really gives a shit about is getting Ordell.
that's why a.t.f.'s gotta make the case. i'm their witness. they wouldn't have a case without me. if it's his word against mine, who are they gonna believe?	It's not that simple.
everybody wants him, he's a homicide suspect. it doesn't matter who brings him in, he's gonna name you as an accessory.	That's why A.T.F.'s gotta make the case. I'm their witness. They wouldn't have a case without me. If it's his word against mine, who are they gonna believe?
ray wants him.	Everybody wants him, he's a homicide suspect. It doesn't matter who brings him in, he's gonna name you as an accessory.
on the phone i told him i have the ten thousand he put up for your bond. i could bring the money and the papers for him to sign. walk out and call the sheriff's department.	Ray wants him.
he's liable to shoot you.	On the phone I told him I have the ten thousand he put up for your bond. I could bring the money and the papers for him to sign. Walk out and call the Sheriff's department.
people talk to winston. he's street, same as them, they trust him. they get busted, they know somebody who can bond them out. i thought i might drop in on him. he'll no doubt be surprised to see me.	He's liable to shoot you.
how does winston find him if a.t.f. and all the local police can't?	People talk to Winston. He's street, same as them, they trust him. They get busted, they know somebody who can bond them out. I thought I might drop in on him. He'll no doubt be surprised to see me.
all winston had to do was ask around. ordell's living in long beach with a woman junkie.	How does Winston find him if A.T.F. and all the local Police can't?
how'd you find out?	All Winston had to do was ask around. Ordell's living in Long Beach with a woman junkie.
in a dress.	Well, a suit. There's one I had my eye on.
that's why you don't make a move till i come out of the fitting room.	In a dress.
you're gonna have surveillance all over you.	That's why you don't make a move till I come out of the fitting room.
yeah, but i'm not in jail and i tried.	You're gonna have surveillance all over you.
then you're out and you get nothing.	Yeah, but I'm not in jail and I tried.
not really. if he finds it, i say mr. walker put the money in, and i didn't know nothing about it. like the coke.	Then you're out and you get nothing.
you're takin' a helluva chance kid.	Not really. If he finds it, I say Mr. Walker put the money in, and I didn't know nothing about it. Like the coke.
he won't -- i mean, he didn't the last time. he'll be expecting fifty thousand and there it is -- on top.	You're takin' a helluva chance kid.
what if he checks it?	He won't -- I mean, he didn't the last time. He'll be expecting fifty thousand and there it is -- on top.
in the bag underneath.	What if he checks it?
where's the rest of it?	In the bag underneath.
well, you know i'm not going to show him the whole amount. he'll see fifty thousand.	Where's the rest of it?
but you still have to show him the money at the airport.	Well, you know I'm not going to show him the whole amount. He'll see fifty thousand.
don't be so literal. ray believed it.	But you still have to show him the money at the airport.
it'll be more than that.	Don't be so literal. Ray believed it.
you know, a good cop won't let you know he knows you're fulla shit.	All he needed was a reasonable explanation.
oh, yeah. i got them thinking ordell's real nervous. they love thinking he's scared of them.	You know, a good cop won't let you know he knows you're fulla shit.
do you think they bought it?	Oh, yeah. I got them thinking Ordell's real nervous. They love thinking he's scared of them.
i told them ordell's changed the amount he's bringing in.	Do you think they bought it?
you're rationalizing.	That's what you do to go through with the shit you start. You rationalize. I can do this, Max, I know I can. But I can't do it without you.
the feds. it's evidence.	It may be evidence once they get their hands on it, but right now it's only money.
don't even think about it. you could get yourself killed go to prison...	What if I've figured a way?
i believe i said i'd be tempted.	Don't even think about it. You could get yourself killed go to prison...
if you had a chance, unemployed now, to walk off with a half-million dollars, would you take it?	I believe I said I'd be tempted.
which one?	If you had a chance, unemployed now, to walk off with a half-million dollars, would you take it?
i'm not sure you answered my question.	Which one?
more or less.	I'm not sure you answered my question.
and is that it?	More or less.
he never came home. but i'm sitting on the couch, in the dark, holding my stun gun and the whole house smells of mildew -- so after a couple hours i think, "what am i doing here? nineteen years of this shit? so i made up my mind, that's it.	And is that it?
did you do it that night?	He never came home. But I'm sitting on the couch, in the dark, holding my stun gun and the whole house smells of mildew -- So after a couple hours I think, "What am I doing here? Nineteen years of this shit? So I made up my mind, that's it.
that's my job.	Did you do it that night?
you do that?	That's my job.
shoot him with the stun gun. while he's incapacitated, cuff him, take 'em to county.	You do that?
what do you do when he comes home?	Shoot him with the stun gun. While he's incapacitated, cuff him, take 'em to County.
and went to this guy's house in el monte, and i waited for him.	What do you do when he comes home?
got another gun and a stun gun...	And went to this guy's house in El Monte, and I waited for him.
wait a minute. after we were together you went and snuck into a guy's house?	Uh-huh.
yeah, that night i went to pick up a guy. i hear he's staying at this house, so i sneak in, wait for him to come home.	Wait a minute. After we were together you went and snuck into a guy's house?
the day you got me out of jail?	Yeah, that night I went to pick up a guy. I hear he's staying at this house, so I sneak in, wait for him to come home.
hi, i'm max cherry. your bail bondsman.	The day you got me out of jail?
it's been a long time coming. i finally made up my mind -- i guess it was thursday.	Hi, I'm Max Cherry. Your bail bondsman.
when did you decide?	It's been a long time coming. I finally made up my mind -- I guess it was Thursday.
a lot of reasons. but the main one would be i'm tired of it.	When did you decide?
why?	A lot of reasons. But the main one would be I'm tired of it.
i have to stand behind all my active bonds, but i'm not writing any new ones.	Why?
okay, sure. i might be tempted. especially now, since i'm getting out of the bail bonds business.	I have to stand behind all my active bonds, but I'm not writing any new ones.
you're avoiding the question.	Okay, sure. I might be tempted. Especially now, since I'm getting out of the bail bonds business.
a half-a-million dollars will always be missed.	You're avoiding the question.
you know where it came from. it's not like it's anybody's life savings. it wouldn't even be missed.	A half-a-million dollars will always be missed.
if i saw a way to walk off with a shopping bag full of money, would i take it?	You know where it came from. It's not like it's anybody's life savings. It wouldn't even be missed.
no, i mean you, right now. not it you were somebody else.	If I saw a way to walk off with a shopping bag full of money, would I take it?
what? if i was in nicolet's place?	No, I mean you, right now. Not it you were somebody else.
what about you max?	What? If I was in Nicolet's place?
no harm in that. he's a young guy havin' fun being a cop. i know the type, trust me on this. he's more interested in ordell than the money. if he's gonna do anything suspect, it'll be cutting corners to get the conviction; but he wouldn't walk off with the money. it's evidence.	What about you Max?
he tries to act cool.	No harm in that. He's a young guy havin' fun being a cop. I know the type, trust me on this. He's more interested in Ordell than the money. If he's gonna do anything suspect, it'll be cutting corners to get the conviction; but he wouldn't walk off with the money. It's evidence.
has nicolet told you any colorful stories like that?	He tries to act cool.
he weren't bullshittin' either, 'cause later he was suspended and forced to retire.	Has Nicolet told you any colorful stories like that?
you know some interesting people.	He weren't bullshittin' either, 'cause later he was suspended and forced to retire.
not really. but i knew this narcotics cop one time. told me that in a raid, the whole package never gets back to the station. his exact words.	You know some interesting people.
has he hinted around?	Not really. But I knew this narcotics cop one time. Told me that in a raid, the whole package never gets back to the station. His exact words.
you don't propose something like that unless you're pretty sure the other person's into it.	Has he hinted around?
i see.	You don't propose something like that unless you're pretty sure the other person's into it.
he's setting me up to make a proposition.	I see.
i don't follow your logic. what does his being nice to you have to do with him wanting ordell's money?	He's setting me up to make a proposition.
maybe. but i'm thinking it might be something like he wants the money for himself.	I don't follow your logic. What does his being nice to you have to do with him wanting Ordell's money?
you think he's got a thing for you?	Maybe. But I'm thinking it might be something like he wants the money for himself.
i know, i got your message. ray wanted to have dinner. he wanted to talk about the sting we're plotting. that's what he calls it. a sting. he's being real nice to me.	You think he's got a thing for you?
i called you last night.	I know, I got your message. Ray wanted to have dinner. He wanted to talk about the sting we're plotting. That's what he calls it. A sting. He's being real nice to me.
yeah, we were goin' over everything. that's why all the bags.	I called you last night.
he was here?	Yeah, we were goin' over everything. That's why all the bags.
i'm helping him bring his money into america. he loves the idea. you just missed him.	He was here?
will ordell go for that?	I'm helping him bring his money into America. He loves the idea. You just missed him.
sit down, leave the bag under the table?	Will Ordell go for that?
right around here, in the food court.	Sit down, leave the bag under the table?
make the delivery somewhere in the mall.	Right around here, in the food court.
he always just picked it up at my place. but with a.t.f. involved, i want to stage it. you know, make it look more intriguing, like we know what the fuck we're doin'. then it's up to ray nicolet, the a.t.f. guy to follow the shopping bag.	Make the delivery somewhere in the mall.
you don't actually do it that way?	He always just picked it up at my place. But with A.T.F. involved, I want to stage it. You know, make it look more intriguing, like we know what the fuck we're doin'. Then it's up to Ray Nicolet, the A.T.F. guy to follow the shopping bag.
yea, but i'm going to dress it up. put the money in a shopping bag and hand it to someone i meet here.	You don't actually do it that way?
bring the money in and they follow it?	Yea, but I'm going to dress it up. Put the money in a shopping bag and hand it to someone I meet here.
they seem to like the idea.	Bring the money in and they follow it?
you talk them into it?	They seem to like the idea.
i go back to work tomorrow.	You talk them into it?
what're you, a bag lady?	I go back to work tomorrow.
i don't care.	What're you, a bag lady?
how old's annette?	I don't care.
i'm old enough to be her father.	How old's Annette?
why?	I'm old enough to be her father.
she's adorable. but i had to end it.	Why?
yeah, she's the girl who drove the bus in "speed." she's cute.	She's adorable. But I had to end it.
sandra bullock. you know her?	Yeah, she's the girl who drove the bus in "Speed." She's cute.
who was your girl before annette?	Sandra Bullock. You know her?
and annette's it for you?	For now. These relationships never last too long.
well, i'd never be so bold as to speak for all men, but as or myself and a few of my friends, that's definitely the case. there's a lot of actresses out there you like, and there's some you have crushes on. but there's always one who you love. and with her it's sorta like going steady.	And Annette's it for you?
does it happen to all men?	Well, I'd never be so bold as to speak for all men, but as or myself and a few of my friends, that's definitely the case. There's a lot of actresses out there you like, and there's some you have crushes on. But there's always one who you love. And with her it's sorta like going steady.
oh, are you? does she know that?	No...  ...I don't believe she's ever heard of me. But that doesn't mean we're not going steady.
pretty good. me and annette bening are goin steady.	Oh, are you? Does she know that?
how was it?	Pretty good. Me and Annette Bening are goin steady.
"american president"	How was it?
what'd ya see?	"American President"
catching a movie.	What'd ya see?
i know, ignoring me. what're you up to?	Catching a movie.
i walked right past you.	I know, ignoring me. What're you up to?
surprise.	I walked right past you.
well, hello.	Surprise.
fifteen thousand.	Well, I've flown seven million miles. And I've been waitin' on people almost twenty years. The best job I could get after my bust was Cabo Air, which is about the worst job you can get in this industry. I make about sixteen thousand, with retirement benefits, ain't worth a damn. And now with this arrest hanging over my head, I'm scared. If I lose my job I gotta start all over again, but I got nothin' to start over with. I'll be stuck with whatever I can get. And that scares me more than Ordell.
i just feel like i'm always starting over. you said how many bonds you wrote?	Fifteen thousand.
does something else worry you?	I just feel like I'm always starting over. You said how many bonds you wrote?
bigger?	Yeah.
my ass ain't the same.	Bigger?
it's different with men.	You know, I can't really feel too sorry for you in that department.
i'm fine with it, or i wouldn't of done it, i did it to feel better about myself, and i do. when i look in the mirror it looks like me.	It's different with men.
how'd you feel about it?	I'm fine with it, or I wouldn't of done it, I did it to feel better about myself, and I do. When I look in the mirror it looks like me.
okay, i'm a little sensitive about my hair. it started falling out ten years ago. so i did something about it.	How'd you feel about it?
really?	Okay, I'm a little sensitive about my hair. It started falling out ten years ago. So I did something about it.
it's not really something i think about.	Really?
i'm asking how you feel. does it bother you?	It's not really something I think about.
you're not old. you look great.	I'm asking how you feel. Does it bother you?
how do you feel about getting old?	You're not old. You look great.
i ain't goin' to jail, and i ain't doin' that probation thing again.	How do you feel about getting old?
it's very possible ordell's killed somebody.	I ain't goin' to jail, and I ain't doin' that probation thing again.
if i get let off. otherwise, fuck 'em.	It's very possible Ordell's killed somebody.
you're gonna offer to set him up?	If I get let off. Otherwise, fuck 'em.
same way i been doin', but first they got to let me go back to work.	You're gonna offer to set him up?
how do you get it out?	Same way I been doin', but first they got to let me go back to work.
he needs me. without me all that money is just gonna sit over there in cabo. sugar?	No thanks. There's gotta be other ways to get it out.
why?	He needs me. Without me all that money is just gonna sit over there in Cabo. Sugar?
he had his doubts at first. but he's always trusted me an wants more than anything to believe he still can.	Why?
we talked.	He had his doubts at first. But he's always trusted me an wants more than anything to believe he still can.
what?... what'd you do?	We talked.
he came by.	What?... What'd you do?
he called you?	He came by.
he told me last night.	He called you?
how'd you find that out?	He told me last night.
it's a lot of money. about a half-a- million dollars. all of it in cabo in safe deposit boxes and more comin' in.	How'd you find that out?
well, if the a.t.f. guy is the one who wants you, that'll only interest him up to a point.	It's a lot of money. About a half-a- million dollars. All of it in Cabo in safe deposit boxes and more comin' in.
i want to talk to them first. i know more now about ordell's money.	Well, if the A.T.F. guy is the one who wants you, that'll only interest him up to a point.
what i meant was have a lawyer do the negotiating for you.	I want to talk to them first. I know more now about Ordell's money.
i don't know yet. i'm going to talk with dargus and nicolet today. do what you suggested. offer to help and see what happens.	What I meant was have a lawyer do the negotiating for you.
are you?	I don't know yet. I'm going to talk with Dargus and Nicolet today. Do what you suggested. Offer to help and see what happens.
i called in sick this morning. as far as the airline knows, i'm still available.	Are you?
it's nice.	I called in sick this morning. As far as the airline knows, I'm still available.
'74, i think.	It's nice.
'76?	'74, I think.
the delfonics.	'76?
who is this?	The Delfonics.
uh-huh.	Who is this?
this is pretty.	Uh-huh.
you never got into the whole cd revolution?	I got a few. But I can't afford to start all over again. I got too much time and money invested in my records.
it looks nice.	You never got into the whole CD revolution?
i couldn't wait till i got home last night and wash my hair.	It looks nice.
sure.	I couldn't wait till I got home last night and wash my hair.
want to hear some music?	Sure.
yeah.	Want to hear some music?
somebody loan it to you?	Yeah.
what, i couldn't hear you?	You went out this morning and bought a gun.
you went out this morning and bought a gun?	What, I couldn't hear you?
thanks, but i have my own now.	You went out this morning and bought a gun?
i felt a lot safer having it. my milk went bad when i was in jail.	Black's fine.
you get a chance to use it?	I felt a lot safer having it. My milk went bad when I was in jail.
i am. have a seat.	You get a chance to use it?
if you're having some.	I am. Have a seat.
what'dya think?	I think maybe I have more options than I thought.
give 'em what you got. offer to help. show a willingness to be helpful. you want to stay out of jail, don't you?	What'dya think?
but if all i can give 'em is ordell's name -- i don't really know shit about what he does or how he does it -- that don't give me much to bargain with.	Give 'em what you got. Offer to help. Show a willingness to be helpful. You want to stay out of jail, don't you?
well, jackie, you got caught, you're gonna have to give 'em something.	But if all I can give 'em is Ordell's name -- I don't really know shit about what he does or how he does it -- That don't give me much to bargain with.
yeah, if i cooperate.	Well, Jackie, you got caught, you're gonna have to give 'em something.
ask a.t.f. they might give you permission.	Yeah, if I cooperate.
whatever it was had to fit in my bag and not hit you in the face if the bag was opened. this ain't solvin' my problem. i gotta figure out a way to either keep my job or get out of trouble. i'm off today, but if i can't leave the country i'm out of a job. and if i don't got a job, i can't hire a lawyer.	Ask A.T.F. They might give you permission.
if you knew bringing anything over ten thousand was against the law, why not pack a hundred grand?	Whatever it was had to fit in my bag and not hit you in the face if the bag was opened. This ain't solvin' my problem. I gotta figure out a way to either keep my job or get out of trouble. I'm off today, but if I can't leave the country I'm out of a job. And if I don't got a job, I can't hire a lawyer.
that's it. he's cash poor. he kept on me till i finally said okay. i'll bring whatever fits in a nine-by- twelve envelope. i got paid five hundred dollars, and his friend, mr. walker, in mexico gave me the envelope.	If you knew bringing anything over ten thousand was against the law, why not pack a hundred grand?
cash poor?	That's it. He's cash poor. He kept on me till I finally said okay. I'll bring whatever fits in a nine-by- twelve envelope. I got paid five hundred dollars, and his friend, Mr. Walker, in Mexico gave me the envelope.
it's all in lock boxes in a mexico bank. but he's got a problem. he's -- what do you call it when you got money, but don't have cash?	Cash poor?
he's got that kinda money?	It's all in lock boxes in a Mexico bank. But he's got a problem. He's -- what do you call it when you got money, but don't have cash?
with ten thousand? nine.	He's got that kinda money?
how many trips did you make?	With ten thousand? Nine.
i used to bring over ten thousand at a time. that's the legal limit, so i never brought more than that.	How many trips did you make?
i have a pretty good idea. ordell ain't no bootlegger and i doubt he's smugglin' cuban cigars. so that only leaves one thing an a.t.f. man would be interested in.	I used to bring over ten thousand at a time. That's the legal limit, so I never brought more than that.
'cause if he busted you, you'd play hell bonding out of federal court. he doesn't want you mad at him, he wants you to tell him what you know. he uses you to get a line on ordell, make a case, then take him federal. you know what ordell's into?	I have a pretty good idea. Ordell ain't no bootlegger and I doubt he's smugglin' Cuban cigars. So that only leaves one thing an A.T.F. man would be interested in.
it was the other guy who busted me.	'Cause if he busted you, you'd play hell bonding out of federal court. He doesn't want you mad at him, he wants you to tell him what you know. He uses you to get a line on Ordell, make a case, then take him federal. You know what Ordell's into?
he's the one who wants you.	It was the other guy who busted me.
ray nicolet with alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.	He's the one who wants you.
no, you didn't. what branch?	Ray Nicolet with Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms.
i didn't?	No, you didn't. What branch?
you mentioned a guy from l.a.p.d., but you didn't mention the federal.	I didn't?
the federal agent kinda half hinted ordell might of done beaumont.	You mentioned a guy from L.A.P.D., but you didn't mention the Federal.
same as you. ten thousand.	The federal agent kinda half hinted Ordell might of done Beaumont.
ordell pick up his bond?	Same as you. Ten thousand.
i wrote him on monday. they found him dead on tuesday.	Ordell pick up his bond?
that's him. how do you know 'em?	I wrote him on Monday. They found him dead on Tuesday.
that would be beaumont livingston.	That's him. How do you know 'em?
what did they want to know?	Who gave me the money and who I was giving it to. And some guy they found in a trunk with his head blown off. Said it was him who told them 'bout me.
i had 'em too. i burnt those two starky and hutch motherfuckers down. then their asses lucked out and found that coke.	What did they want to know?
they wanted you to tell them what you know.	I had 'em too. I burnt those two Starky and Hutch motherfuckers down. Then their asses lucked out and found that coke.
yeah, but that's not what this was about. they were fuckin waitin' for my ass. they knew i had that money, they even knew the amount. the one who searched my bag, from l.a.p.d., dargus, hardly even looked at it. "oh, i'd say there's fifty thousand here. what would you say?" but all they could do was threaten me and hand me over to customs, and i could tell they didn't want to do that.	They wanted you to tell them what you know.
you know who put the dope in your bag?	Yeah, but that's not what this was about. They were fuckin waitin' for my ass. They knew I had that money, they even knew the amount. The one who searched my bag, from L.A.P.D., Dargus, hardly even looked at it. "Oh, I'd say there's fifty thousand here. What would you say?" But all they could do was threaten me and hand me over to Customs, and I could tell they didn't want to do that.
sure.	You know who put the dope in your bag?
but they won't want to take you to trial. they'll offer you simple possession, a few months of county time, and a year or two probation.  how 'bout another?	Sure.
shit.	But they won't want to take you to trial. They'll offer you simple Possession, a few months of County time, and a year or two probation.  How 'bout another?
i'd say if you're tried and found guilty you won't get more than a year and a day. that's state time. prison.	Shit.
so far i've been told i can cooperate and get probation, maybe. or, i can stand mute and get as much as five years. does that sound right?	I'd say if you're tried and found guilty you won't get more than a year and a day. That's State time. Prison.
what have they told you?	So far I've been told I can cooperate and get probation, maybe. Or, I can stand mute and get as much as five years. Does that sound right?
i am, as a matter of fact.	What have they told you?
you're not tired of it?	I am, as a matter of fact.
you know, i figured out the other day i've written something like fifteen thousand bonds since i've been in the business. i'd say about eighty percent of them were at least drug related. if you want, i can help you look at your options.	You're not tired of it?
she was more helpful than the fuckin' public defender.  i don't know -- i guess what i need is a lawyer, find out what my options are.	You know, I figured out the other day I've written something like fifteen thousand bonds since I've been in the business. I'd say about eighty percent of them were at least drug related. If you want, I can help you look at your options.
was she helpful?	She was more helpful than the fuckin' Public Defender.  I don't know -- I guess what I need is a lawyer, find out what my options are.
davidoffs. i get 'em in mexico. they're hard to find here. i was locked up with the last two getting legal advice from a woman who was in for bustin' her boyfriend's head open with a baseball bat.	Was she helpful?
what's your brand?	Davidoffs. I get 'em in Mexico. They're hard to find here. I was locked up with the last two getting legal advice from a woman who was in for bustin' her boyfriend's head open with a baseball bat.
that's why i don't quit. if i can't fly anymore, i'm gonna have a bitch of a time gettin' my brand.	What's your brand?
ten pounds. i lose it and put it back on.	That's why I don't quit. If I can't fly anymore, I'm gonna have a bitch of a time gettin' my brand.
you gain weight?	Ten pounds. I lose it and put it back on.
'cause i look like i just got outta jail, that's why. you droppin' me off at home, right? there's a place by me.	Great.
why does it need to be dark?	'Cause I look like I just got outta jail, that's why. You droppin' me off at home, right? There's a place by me.
that doesn't sound dark.	Why does it need to be dark?
it's kind of a sports bar	That doesn't sound dark.
is it dark?	It's kind of a sports bar
we could stop at the hilton by the airport.	Is it dark?
i'd love one, but not there.	We could stop at the Hilton by the airport.
i thought you might want a drink?	I'd love one, but not there.
couldn't we just stop at a seven- eleven?	I thought you might want a drink?
it's okay. it's a cop hangout.	Couldn't we just stop at a seven- eleven?
i don't think so.	It's okay. It's a cop hangout.
sure, ever been to the riverbottom?	I don't think so.
can we stop for cigarettes?	Sure, ever been to the Riverbottom?
in cash.	Can we stop for cigarettes?
who put up my bond? ordell?	In cash.
you're serious?	Who put up my bond? Ordell?
can i see your i.d.?	You're serious?
i gave you my card there.	Can I see your I.D.?
who do you think i am?	I gave you my card there.
are you really a bail bondsman?	Who do you think I am?
okay.	Are you really a bail bondsman?
i can give you a lift home if you'd like?	Okay.
if i don't cooperate?	With the prior? You could get anywhere from a year to five depending on the judge. You want to think about it? You got two minutes before we're up.
and cooperate? you might get probation.	If I don't cooperate?
what if i plead guilty?	And cooperate? You might get probation.
i beg your pardon?	What if I plead guilty?
who's side are you on?	I beg your pardon?
well, that's the state's offer. if you plead to possession and tell l.a.p.d. what they want to know, your bond will be set at one-thousand dollars. if you don't, l.a.p.d. will request one at twenty-five thousand based on your prior record and risk of flight. if you don't post it or don't know anyone who can, you'll spend six to eight weeks in county before your arraignment comes up.	Who's side are you on?
you tell those guys they'll have to do one helluva lot better than that before i'll even say 'hi' to them.	Well, that's the State's offer. If you plead to possession and tell L.A.P.D. what they want to know, your bond will be set at one-thousand dollars. If you don't, L.A.P.D. will request one at twenty-five thousand based on your prior record and risk of flight. If you don't post it or don't know anyone who can, you'll spend six to eight weeks in County before your arraignment comes up.
he say is a surprise.	Well, Sheronda, it was nice talking to you.
you know what's in the bag you're taking?	He say is a surprise.
yes'm.	You know what's in the bag you're taking?
then you don't see him for a few days?	Yes'm.
sometimes every day, for a while.	Then you don't see him for a few days?
not every day?	Sometimes every day, for a while.
most of the times.	Not every day?
do you live together?	Most of the times.
he say we like the same thing as married.	Do you live together?
do you think i took some of that money?	I have no evidence of your taking anything. You didn't pay for your snazzy new suit with marked bills; I was glad to see that. You've been helping us out, you gave us Melanie and Louis. Melanie had a packet of marked bills stuffed in her shorts when they found her, which goes a long way backing up your story.
what about you?	Do you think I took some of that money?
what about me?	What about you?
we pick up ordell. we've got three murders we can link him to. we have the storage unit where he keeps his guns, by tomorrow we'll have a search warrant to go in and get him. and we have you.	What about me?
so what happens now?	We pick up Ordell. We've got three murders we can link him to. We have the storage unit where he keeps his guns, by tomorrow we'll have a search warrant to go in and get him. And we have you.
we were, and we lost him. he walked into a strip bar sometime around three thirty and never came out. the bar was on ninth, less than a mile- and-a-half from where louis was found dead. it looks like louis's friend shot him twice at point blank range.	So what happens now?
i thought you were watching him.	We were, and we lost him. He walked into a strip bar sometime around three thirty and never came out. The bar was on Ninth, less than a mile- and-a-half from where Louis was found dead. It looks like Louis's friend shot him twice at point blank range.
louis gara's dead. l.a.p.d. found him dead in a car on ninth. and we've lost ordell.	I thought you were watching him.
if it'll make you happy.	I sure hope you haven't done anything dumb Jackie.
you'd take a polygraph on it?	If it'll make you happy.
i have no idea.	You'd take a polygraph on it?
it's possible. you're saying you don't have any idea what happened to that fifty thousand?	I have no idea.
i didn't see him. i was in my underwear. if it was a white guy, it was probably louis. he kill melanie?	It's possible. You're saying you don't have any idea what happened to that fifty thousand?
this guy with melanie, that was louis gara?	I didn't see him. I was in my underwear. If it was a white guy, it was probably Louis. He kill Melanie?
we had our agent on you. she sees a blonde come out of the fitting room carrying a robinson's/may bag and tussle with a tough-looking white guy. the white guy takes the shopping bag and they go.	This guy with Melanie, that was Louis Gara?
not in the fitting room.	We had our agent on you. She sees a blonde come out of the fitting room carrying a Robinson's/May bag and tussle with a tough-looking white guy. The white guy takes the shopping bag and they go.
there was a guy with melanie?	Not in the fitting room.
i went looking for you. i went straight to the bookstore, 'cause that's where you were last time, but you weren't there. how the hell else am i supposed to let anybody know what happened? you didn't tell me how to do that, did you? i knew i was under surveillance, so when i couldn't spot anybody, i started yelling.	There was a guy with Melanie?
what did you do after that?	I went looking for you. I went straight to the bookstore, 'cause that's where you were last time, but you weren't there. How the hell else am I supposed to let anybody know what happened? You didn't tell me how to do that, did you? I knew I was under surveillance, so when I couldn't spot anybody, I started yelling.
i had to. i was frantic. i didn't know what to do.	What did you do after that?
you took the time to pay the saleswoman.	I had to. I was frantic. I didn't know what to do.
she didn't give me one. i told you before, melanie wasn't part of the plan. ordell must of told her to do it. she bursts in, grabs the shopping bag, and takes off. what am i supposed to do, go after her? i'm in my fucking underwear. i had to get dressed before i could do anything. so i put this back on 'cause could put this on faster than i could my uniform.	You took the time to pay the saleswoman.
where's the bag she gave you?	She didn't give me one. I told you before, Melanie wasn't part of the plan. Ordell must of told her to do it. She bursts in, grabs the shopping bag, and takes off. What am I supposed to do, go after her? I'm in my fucking underwear. I had to get dressed before I could do anything. So I put this back on 'cause could put this on faster than I could my uniform.
because i didn't have it. ray, i swear, melanie came in and grabbed it.  and someone killed her for it.	Where's the bag she gave you?
but you didn't do that.	Because I didn't have it. Ray, I swear, Melanie came in and grabbed it.  And someone killed her for it.
i got there early. i've had my eye on this suit -- wait, let's start over. i got there early. the idea was to try on the suit, see if i liked it. if i did, get them to wrap it up, and change back into my uniform. that's what sheronda's expecting me to wear. go meet sheronda, give her the bag with fifty thousand, and go home.	But you didn't do that.
you didn't. i would think with all this on your mind, you'd wait till after.	I got there early. I've had my eye on this suit -- Wait, let's start over. I got there early. The idea was to try on the suit, see if I liked it. If I did, get them to wrap it up, and change back into my uniform. That's what Sheronda's expecting me to wear. Go meet Sheronda, give her the bag with fifty thousand, and go home.
i thought i did.	You didn't. I would think with all this on your mind, you'd wait till after.
i'm glad you realize that. saves me the trouble of pointing it out to you.  put this in your shopping bag. it's what i expect to find when i look in sheronda's. comprende?	Si.
how can i do anything if i'm being watched every second?	I'm glad you realize that. Saves me the trouble of pointing it out to you.  Put this in your shopping bag. It's what I expect to find when I look in Sheronda's. Comprende?
yeah, well, it's not a point of view that a.t.f. shares. once we make it evidence, it belongs to us. you are now officially out of trouble. don't do nothing stupid, now.	How can I do anything if I'm being watched every second?
that would be one point of view.	Yeah, well, it's not a point of view that A.T.F. shares. Once we make it evidence, it belongs to us. You are now officially out of trouble. Don't do nothing stupid, now.
after all, it don't belong to nobody, right?	That would be one point of view.
yes. all those things are true.	After all, it don't belong to nobody, right?
if i did, i'd have to give you one, wouldn't i? or we could take what we want. no one knows how much there is except us, right?	Yes. All those things are true.
uh-huh.	If I did, I'd have to give you one, wouldn't I? Or we could take what we want. No one knows how much there is except us, right?
what? to put one of these in my pocket?	Uh-huh.
ever been tempted?	What? To put one of these in my pocket?
you didn't count it?	I never have. It's not my money.
i was told ten thousand in each pack.	You didn't count it?
that's fifty thousand, huh? it doesn't look like that much.	I was told ten thousand in each pack.
we could, if i'm not in jail.	Oh, that's taken care of. I called the State Attorney's Office. You were no-filed this morning in Circuit Court.
well, it's true, isn't it? after this is buttoned up we could meet someplace else. what do you think?	We could, if I'm not in jail.
you said that the last time.	Well, it's true, isn't it? After this is buttoned up we could meet someplace else. What do you think?
well, this sounds like a lady i'd like to have a word with. so everything's set for tomorrow?	Right. Everything's the same, except one change...
uh-huh.	Well, this sounds like a lady I'd like to have a word with. So everything's set for tomorrow?
but she mentioned beaumont by name?	Uh-huh.
she didn't say.	But she mentioned Beaumont by name?
was she there?	She didn't say.
uh-huh.	Was she there?
she told you that?	Uh-huh.
i smiled and walked away. she also told me ordell killed beaumont.	She told you that?
what did you say?	I smiled and walked away. She also told me Ordell killed Beaumont.
i'm sure that was the idea.	What did you say?
and splittin' with her?	I'm sure that was the idea.
it was her coke i got busted with. she knows everything, but she's not part of it, and she's pissed cause she's not part of it. ordell wouldn't even let her stay at the meeting. she tried to talk me into ripping off ordell.	And splittin' with her?
what's her story?	It was her coke I got busted with. She knows everything, but she's not part of it, and she's pissed cause she's not part of it. Ordell wouldn't even let her stay at the meeting. She tried to talk me into ripping off Ordell.
white girl named melanie ralston. another girlfriend of ordell's.	What's her story?
who's the other one?	White girl named Melanie Ralston. Another girlfriend of Ordell's.
not yet.	Who's the other one?
ever meet her, or they talk about her?	Not yet.
...compton with a fifty-six-year- old petty thief -- woman named simone hawkins.	Ever meet her, or they talk about her?
i imagine shit needs to be done.	We've been following Mr. Gara, and he's definitely working for Ordell.
bank robbery? do you know what he does for ordell?	I imagine shit needs to be done.
what for?	Bank robbery? Do you know what he does for Ordell?
his full name is louis gara. he just got out from serving four years in susanville.	What for?
not really.	His full name is Louis Gara. He just got out from serving four years in Susanville.
you talk to him?	Not really.
this afternoon before i came here. he was with ordell at an apartment in hermosa beach. i don't know if he lives there, but i can find out.	You talk to him?
you two meet?	This afternoon before I came here. He was with Ordell at an apartment in Hermosa Beach. I don't know if he lives there, but I can find out.
ordell has a white guy working for him named louis.	You two meet?
the envelope contains ten thousand dollars. the subject will be delivering the currency in a...	A Broadway shopping bag.
i'm recording this.	I thought you were going to let this one through.
what are you doing?	I'm recording this.
this is a.t.f. agent ray nicolet, jackie brown, ordell robbie money exchange trial run. it's three p.m., july 4th 1997. the location is the parking structure at lax.	What are you doing?
how can you help us?	Short of wearing a wire, I'll do everything I can to help you throw his ass in jail. And in exchange for my help, I need permission to leave the country and immunity.
he told me. besides, why else would an a.t.f. man be after him?	How can you help us?
then how do you know he sells guns?	He told me. Besides, why else would an A.T.F. man be after him?
no.	Then how do you know he sells guns?
you ever see him sell guns?	No.
he sells guns.	You ever see him sell guns?
no shit. you know how he makes his money?	He sells guns.
oh, so now you know him?	You never asked me if I did or not.
you know what we want.	If I'm working, I can help you.
i need it tomorrow. if i don't show up for work tomorrow, i'm fired.	You know what we want.
we can look into that.	I need it tomorrow. If I don't show up for work tomorrow, I'm fired.
i need permission to leave the country so i keep my job.	We can look into that.
thanks for waiting, jackie. now tell me, what can we do for you?	I need permission to leave the country so I keep my job.
we'll just be a minute.	Can I smoke?
look, that shit ain't mine.	It isn't enough for Trafficking, but how 'bout Posession with the Intent to Distribute?
you planted that shit on me.	Look, that shit ain't mine.
i know what it looks like.	You planted that shit on me.
what the fuck is that shit?	I know what it looks like.
and what would this be, sweet and low?	What the fuck is that shit?
yeah?	And what would this be, Sweet and Low?
oh, miss brown?	Yeah?
thanks.	Now be careful with that bag. You don't want it ripping open on you in the middle of the store.
i put a little cherry on top. you're right. what the hell he ever do for us?	Thanks.
do you got something for me?	You betcha.
it looks good on you.	Do you got something for me?
yeah, do you like it?	It looks good on you.
are you getting that black suit?	Yeah, do you like it?
hi, melanie.	Are you getting that black suit?
jackie?	Hi, Melanie.
what's that fucker ever done for us?	I don't think so, but thanks for the beer.
keep it between us girls?	What's that fucker ever done for us?
you know how easy it would be? he won't be anywhere near that mall. pull one more switch, up front. that's it. half-a-million dollars. need help?	Keep it between us girls?
dreaming.	You know how easy it would be? He won't be anywhere near that mall. Pull one more switch, up front. That's it. Half-a-million dollars. Need help?
you think i'm kidding?	Dreaming.
kinda.	So tell me. Having all that money in your flight bag -- Is it tempting?
you already knew that?	Kinda.
beaumont livingston?	You already knew that?
he killed a guy who works for him the other day.	Beaumont Livingston?
you believe that? yeah, well, i guess you have to trust him.  i'd have second thoughts on that, but then i know 'em.	He killed a guy who works for him the other day.
he said he didn't know about it.	You believe that? Yeah, well, I guess you have to trust him.  I'd have second thoughts on that, but then I know 'em.
mr. walker's my buddy. ask him about ordell.	That coke was yours, wasn't it?
he told me to go outside.  "you may leave us now." it's all part of his pathetic attempt to be "the man." you know mr. walker don't you?	Mr. Walker's my buddy. Ask him about Ordell.
what were you two fighting about?	He told me to go outside.  "You may leave us now." It's all part of his pathetic attempt to be "the man." You know Mr. Walker don't you?
this time? almost a year. i've known him forever.	What were you two fighting about?
how long you been with ordell?	This time? Almost a year. I've known him forever.
uh-uh.	Gimme one anyway.
better get me another sam's.  join me in a jaeger shot?	Uh-uh.
killian's.	Better get me another Sam's.  Join me in a Jaeger shot?
sure.	Great...  ...Wanda!
good luck. that guy's been in there since i got here.	Well, I guess I better look for another one, then. Thanks, anyway.
i'm waiting for the phone.	Good luck. That guy's been in there since I got here.
buy ya a beer?	I'm waiting for the phone.
oh, hi.	Buy ya a beer?
max cherry? you and him friends now? you tell him about this shit?	He won't know where the money came from. Only that it's money.
give it to the bail bondsman, max cherry. he'll take care of it.	Max Cherry? You and him friends now? You tell him about this shit?
we're partners, baby, sorta. i ain't gonna screw you. you haven't told me where i put it for you.	Give it to the bail bondsman, Max Cherry. He'll take care of it.
and a hundred thousand if i go to jail.	We're partners, Baby, sorta. I ain't gonna screw you. You haven't told me where I put it for you.
well, i've been trusting you all this time, haven't i? we agreed on ten percent of what you bring in and that's what you gonna get.	And a hundred thousand if I go to jail.
if i wasn't, this wouldn't work. now once i deliver i'll have to trust you.	Well, I've been trusting you all this time, haven't I? We agreed on ten percent of what you bring in and that's what you gonna get.
that works on my nerves, you bein' so buddy-buddy with him.	If I wasn't, this wouldn't work. Now once I deliver I'll have to trust you.
ray, the a.t.f. guy.	That works on my nerves, you bein' so buddy-buddy with him.
who's paging you?	Ray, the A.T.F. guy.
where you gonna be during all this?	I'm gonna be sittin' at the titty bar In downtown L.A. till my man over here calls me and gives me the O.K. sign.
so you come out with her robinson's/may bag, go meet sheronda. simone peeks out, waits for my man louis here to give her a signal nobody's watchin'. she leaves the store, gets in her car -- mission accomplished.	Where you gonna be during all this?
she waits for you to go in the place where you try things on.	The fitting room. There's a sign over the door.
designer clothes.	She waits for you to go in the place where you try things on.
she saw you with sheronda. so simone goes to the dress department with her robinson's/may bag.	Designer clothes.
right, the one simone gives me. simone and i'll make the switch at robinson's/may. she knows what i look like?	She saw you with Sheronda. So Simone goes to the dress department with her Robinson's/May bag.
no, you gonna give her a robinson's/may bag this time?	Right, the one Simone gives me. Simone and I'll make the switch at Robinson's/May. She knows what I look like?
what does she think she's gettin?	I told her this is a game us rich folks play, exchanging gifts. Like a scavenger hunt. She didn't know what that was neither.  No answer?
she don't know shit about the money.	What does she think she's gettin?
are you sure she don't know about the money?	She don't know shit about the money.
she won't have no problems 'cause she don't know nothin'.	Are you sure she don't know about the money?
it washes off. i tell them we're doing it the same way as before. they'll follow sheronda. i hate the idea of leaving her for a fall.	She won't have no problems 'cause she don't know nothin'.
man, i don't like that part.	It washes off. I tell them we're doing it the same way as before. They'll follow Sheronda. I hate the idea of leaving her for a fall.
nicolet and dargus stop me at the airport and mark the bills.	Man, I don't like that part.
now, hold on there. i ain't pullin' no shit. it's my money, i can do whatever the fuck i wanna do with it.	Not when it's my ass on the line you don't. We do this my way or fuck it.
i know, but i hung around, 'cause i figured you'd try an' pull some shit like this.	Now, hold on there. I ain't pullin' no shit. It's my money, I can do whatever the fuck I wanna do with it.
well, you weren't supposed to be there.	I know, but I hung around, 'cause I figured you'd try an' pull some shit like this.
i was there, i saw her do it.	Well, you weren't supposed to be there.
how do you know she did that?	I was there, I saw her do it.
sheronda passin' the money onto someone else, that's what the hell i'm talkin' 'bout.	How do you know she did that?
what the hell you talkin' bout?	Sheronda passin' the money onto someone else, that's what the hell I'm talkin' 'bout.
i don't want no more fuckin' surprises. we do this the way i laid it out, or we don't do it at all.	What the hell you talkin' bout?
i need to talk to you alone.	I don't want no more fuckin' surprises. We do this the way I laid it out, or we don't do it at all.
drink?	I need to talk to you alone.
look, it's my ass facin' the penitentiary. you send some hard- headed roc whore, and she fucks things up.	I ain't gonna send no roc whore. The woman's cool, I promise.
what'd you care?	Look, it's my ass facin' the penitentiary. You send some hard- headed roc whore, and she fucks things up.
who?	What'd you care?
uh-huh.	Who?
the money's in a broadway shopping bag. i get some food, and sit down here in the food court. then your girl comes -- you got somebody yet?	Uh-huh.
plus the same deal as before.	I can do that.
i'll give ya ten.	Plus the same deal as before.
that's an agent. manager's get fifteen percent.	I'll give ya ten.
managers get ten percent.	That's an agent. Manager's get fifteen percent.
i ain't your partner, i'm your manager. i'm managing to get your money out of mexico, into america, in your hands, and i'm managing to do all this under the nose of the cops. that makes me your manager, and managers get fifteen percent.	Managers get ten percent.
yeah, but it's my money, and i don't need me a partner.	I ain't your partner, I'm your manager. I'm managing to get your money out of Mexico, into America, in your hands, and I'm managing to do all this under the nose of the cops. That makes me your manager, and managers get fifteen percent.
well, it's my plan. we're in this together.	Yeah, but it's my money, and I don't need me a partner.
i suppose you see a piece of this for yourself?	Well, it's my plan. We're in this together.
i was thinkin' the del amo mall. in the food court.	I suppose you see a piece of this for yourself?
i got the woman covered. where you thinkin' about doin' this?	I was thinkin' the Del Amo Mall. In the food court.
can you cover that?	I got the woman covered. Where you thinkin' about doin' this?
so we need two people, two women.	Can you cover that?
that's the idea.	So we need two people, two women.
and they follow the wrong one thinkin' she's bringing it to me.	That's the idea.
no, i give it to someone else first.	And they follow the wrong one thinkin' she's bringing it to me.
but you don't?	No, I give it to someone else first.
the next trip, when i come with all the money, it'll look like i hand it to the same one i did before...	But you don't?
yeah, i think a woman.	The next trip, when I come with all the money, it'll look like I hand it to the same one I did before...
if you want.	Yeah, I think a woman.
a woman.	If you want.
i don't know. one of your friends.	A woman.
who?	I don't know. One of your friends.
if you just listen, you'll see it's a damn good idea. the first time i do it they're lurking about. they see me hand the ten thousand to someone.	Who?
that's a good idea.	If you just listen, you'll see it's a damn good idea. The first time I do it they're lurking about. They see me hand the ten thousand to someone.
you don't have to. i told 'em you're real careful. you never pick up money yourself. you always send someone, and i never know who it is.	That's a good idea.
naw, naw, that's too much exposure. i ain't goin anywhere near that money.	You don't have to. I told 'em you're real careful. You never pick up money yourself. You always send someone, and I never know who it is.
...i make two deliveries. the first one with ten thousand, like a dry run. they watch it. see how it works. then we do a second delivery, when i bring in the half mill.	Naw, naw, that's too much exposure. I ain't goin anywhere near that money.
they know i'm delivering for you. i mention the half-million -- they don't give a fuck about that -- they want you with guns. so i say, well, if you want proof he's getting paid for selling them, let me bring the money in.	What did they say?
what the fuck's that got to do with it?	They know I'm delivering for you. I mention the half-million -- they don't give a fuck about that -- They want you with guns. So I say, well, if you want proof he's getting paid for selling them, let me bring the money in.
it's true, isn't it?	What the fuck's that got to do with it?
you told them that?	It's true, isn't it?
i told them you got a half a million dollars in mexico, and you want me to bring it here.	You told them that?
didja tell 'em anything else?	I told them you got a half a million dollars in Mexico, and you want me to bring it here.
look, the only way i can get permission to fly is if i agree to help them. which is what i have to appear to be doing. so i give them something they already know. you.	Didja tell 'em anything else?
well, shit. that don't mean you gotta confirm it!	Look, the only way I can get permission to fly is if I agree to help them. Which is what I have to appear to be doing. So I give them something they already know. You.
they already know it's you.	Well, shit. That don't mean you gotta confirm it!
you told em? you told em it's me?	They already know it's you.
how the fuck they know that?	I told them.
i don't think so, but it don't really matter. they know i'm meeting you.	How the fuck they know that?
you a fine lookin' woman, jackie. i bet you do a damn sight better than okay. you think anybody followed you?	I don't think so, but it don't really matter. They know I'm meeting you.
i do okay.	You a fine lookin' woman, Jackie. I bet you do a damn sight better than okay. You think anybody followed you?
i bet you come here on a saturday night, you need nigga repellent keep 'em off your ass.	I do okay.
oh, wait, you mean that place that has the big sign with a rooster on it?	It's a cockatoo.
it's right on hawthorne boulevard and manhattan beach boulevard. it's red brick...	Oh, wait, you mean that place that has the big sign with a rooster on it?
the cockatoo inn? where's that?	It's right on Hawthorne Boulevard and Manhattan Beach Boulevard. It's red brick...
the cockatoo inn.	The Cockatoo Inn? Where's that?
i'll talk to the cops tomorrow and tell you if it's on.	Talk to you tomorrow.
i been thinkin about that, too, and i got me a idea.	I'll talk to the cops tomorrow and tell you if it's on.
yeah.	I been thinkin about that, too, and I got me a idea.
all your money's in mexico.	Yeah.
i got a problem...	All your money's in Mexico.
one hundred thousand put in an escrow account in my name, if i'm convicted up to a year, or put on probation. if i have to do more than a year, you pay another hundred thousand.	I got a problem...
yeah?	One hundred thousand put in an escrow account in my name, if I'm convicted up to a year, or put on probation. If I have to do more than a year, you pay another hundred thousand.
it's okay. i forgive you. now, let's say if i tell on you, i walk. and if i don't, i go to jail.	Yeah?
baby, i didn't --	It's okay. I forgive you. Now, let's say if I tell on you, I walk. And if I don't, I go to jail.
let's get realistic, baby. sooner or later they're gonna get around to offering me a plea deal, and you know that. that's why you came here to kill me.	Baby, I didn't --
i just came here to talk.	Way I see it, me and you only got one thing to talk about. What you willing to do for me?
i'm tellin' you, those cops been fuckin' wit your mind. they turn black against black, that's how they do.	Shut your raggedy ass up and sit down.
go sit over in that chair.	I'm tellin' you, those cops been fuckin' wit your mind. They turn black against black, that's how they do.
i understand woman, damn!	Go sit over in that chair.
i said, you understand what i'm saying	I understand woman, damn!
baby, i ain't come here -- she shoves both guns in ordell's back.	I said, you understand what I'm saying
well, i ain't playin with you. i'm gonna unload both these motherfuckers, you don't do what i tell you. understand what i'm saying?	Baby, I ain't come here -- She shoves both guns in Ordell's back.
damn, jackie, i was just playin' with you.	Well, I ain't playin with you. I'm gonna unload both these motherfuckers, you don't do what I tell you. Understand what I'm saying?
the cops didn't try and strangle my ass.	Damn, Jackie, I was just playin' with you.
now, baby, that's got nothin' to do with you. i just carry that. you been listenin' to them cops too much.	The cops didn't try and strangle my ass.
shut your ass up and grab the wall!	Now, baby, that's got nothin' to do with you. I just carry that. You been listenin' to them cops too much.
what the hell you doin'?	Shut your ass up and grab the wall!
you thought right... now take your hands from around my throat, nigga.	What the hell you doin'?
i think it's a gun pressing against my dick.	You thought right... Now take your hands from around my throat, nigga.
what do you think it is?	I think it's a gun pressing against my dick.
this fella beaumont, they say what happened to him?	They told me.
yeah?	I didn't tell 'em anything.
and they asked if i knew mr. walker.	Yeah?
i knew it.	And they asked if I knew Mr. Walker.
beaumont livingston.	I knew it.
i said i wanted to talk to a lawyer.	You positive about that? You weren't nervous and let something slip by mistake? If you did, I ain't mad, I just gotta know.
and what was your answer?	I said I wanted to talk to a lawyer.
they asked.	And what was your answer?
i'magine they asked who you givin' it to, too.	They asked.
the same guy who put me in, thanks a lot.	Hey, you get caught with blow, that's your business.
who you think got your ass outta jail?	The same guy who put me in, thanks a lot.
for what?	Who you think got your ass outta jail?
well, then, why don't you be a good hostess and make me a screwdriver?	Sure.
yeah.	Well, then, why don't you be a good hostess and make me a screwdriver?
got some o.j.?	Yeah.
i got some vodka in the freezer.	Got some o.j.?
how you doing, ms. jackie?	I was expecting you. Come in.
i mean it. don't say one fuckin' word.	Okay, Lou-is.
this one.	You sure?
is it this aisle or the next one over?	This one.
you sure?	Is it this aisle or the next one over?
yeah, down the end.	You sure?
is it this aisle, lou-is?	Yeah, down the end.
i'm carrying it.	Okay, you got it. Just take a chill pill, for christ sake.
watch it, dipshit. you wanna rip the fuckin' bag?	Gimme that bag before I knock you out and take it.
goddam you. gimme that bag,	Watch it, dipshit. You wanna rip the fuckin' bag?
fuck you. i can carry it.	Goddam you. Gimme that bag,
lemme have the bag.	Fuck you. I can carry it.
i'm getting out of here. what do you think?	Lemme have the bag.
what are you doin'?	I'm getting out of here. What do you think?
just stay right fuckin' here, all right?	Are you sweating?
that's a nice outfit on her. i'm gonna go over and look at this michi moon display.	Just stay right fuckin' here, all right?
jesus christ, get a grip, louis.	We shoulda been there already and we woulda been if it hadn't been for your fuckin' around!
we're leaving now!	All right already.
uh-huh?	...and just take it from him.
let him and that stewardess get that money over here...	Uh-huh?
and your point is?	Let him and that stewardess get that money over here...
course he did, he tells everybody who'll listen. that's what he's doin' with this stewardess. he's scheming how he can get it over here.	And your point is?
uh-huh?	Course he did, he tells everybody who'll listen. That's what he's doin' with this stewardess. He's scheming how he can get it over here.
i live here. he drops in and out. he tell you about that half-million dollars he's got in mexico?	Uh-huh?
you live with him.	I live here. He drops in and out. He tell you about that half-million dollars he's got in Mexico?
please.	You live with him.
does that bother you?	Please.
he went to meet that stewardess.	Does that bother you?
no.	He went to meet that stewardess.
that's not what i'm saying at all.  you know where he went?	No.
so what are you trying to tell me? i should get out of here?	That's not what I'm saying at all.  You know where he went?
he killed a man worked for him the other night.	So what are you trying to tell me? I should get out of here?
well, so far he is. but you have to admit he's not too bright.	I wouldn't go so far as to say that.
yeah.	Well, so far he is. But you have to admit he's not too bright.
is it dead?	Yeah.
yeah, that really hit the spot.	Now that's over, let's get to know each other.
wanna fuck?	Sure.
not really. we didn't have much to say to each other anyway. i never got to know him that well, but i knew enough to know i wasn't missing much. i keep that, because of all the fuckin' time i was there, that's the only picture i got of me in japan.  that's japan.	Wanna fuck?
that sounds like a problem.	Not really. We didn't have much to say to each other anyway. I never got to know him that well, but I knew enough to know I wasn't missing much. I keep that, because of all the fuckin' time I was there, that's the only picture I got of me in Japan.  That's Japan.
i never got to know him, really. i couldn't speak japanese, and his english was terrible. but i couldn't say anything, because his english was better than my japanese.	That sounds like a problem.
must of made quite an impression.	I never got to know him, really. I couldn't speak Japanese, and his English was terrible. But I couldn't say anything, because his English was better than my Japanese.
that's the guy i lived with... his name was... hirosh.	Must of made quite an impression.
who's arm is that?	That's the guy I lived with... his name was... Hirosh.
about five years ago.	Who's arm is that?
you lived in japan, when?	About five years ago.
i lived there for about nine months.	You lived in Japan, when?
you been to japan?	I lived there for about nine months.
that's a picture of me in japan.	You been to Japan?
i went to a few just to meet women. but i don't like to dance, and it's so fuckin; loud. during that whole scene i just drank in bars.  who didn't make the cut?	That's a picture of me in Japan.
did you ever go i one?	I went to a few just to meet women. But I don't like to dance, and it's so fuckin; loud. During that whole scene I just drank in bars.  Who didn't make the cut?
i don't like dancing.	Did you ever go I one?
c'mon, don't lie.	I don't like dancing.
no.	C'mon, don't lie.
were you a disco guy?	No.
we had done time together already.	Were you a disco guy?
with ordell?	We had done time together already.
detroit.	With Ordell?
where were you?	Detroit.
no.	Where were you?
that was taken at a place called "flippers." it was in hollywood. were you in l.a. back then?	No.
the beach. or get high, drop acid at a friend's place. i was a k.l.o.s. girl. i hated disco.	That was taken at a place called "Flippers." It was in Hollywood. Were you in L.A. back then?
so where did you go?	The beach. Or get high, drop acid at a friend's place. I was a K.L.O.S. girl. I hated disco.
noooo, i was a surfer girl. besides, i was only fourteen. i couldn't go to discos.	So where did you go?
were you a disco girl?	Noooo, I was a surfer girl. Besides, I was only fourteen. I couldn't go to discos.
i was pretty much the same height now as i was then.	Were you a disco girl?
i thought you were sixteen.	I was pretty much the same height now as I was then.
yeah.	I thought you were sixteen.
you're fourteen years old here?	Yeah.
fourteen.	You're fourteen years old here?
the roller disco one.	Fourteen.
which one?	The roller disco one.
no, it's what body builders drink to beef up.	No thanks.
it's a diet thing?	No, it's what body builders drink to beef up.
it's like this major meal in a shake you drink instead of having a big meal.	It's a diet thing?
what's a metrix?	It's like this major meal in a shake you drink instead of having a big meal.
want a metrix?	What's a Metrix?
yeah, i'm just gettin' old. i can't smoke or laugh now it seems without coughing.	Coughing opens up the capillaries. When you cough, you're getting air -- in this case smoke -- to parts of the lung that don't normally get used. Coughing's good -- gets ya higher. My dad coughs when he smokes all the time.
you okay?	Yeah, I'm just gettin' old. I can't smoke or laugh now it seems without coughing.
is it ready to go?	Yeah, there's another hit left.
bank robbery.	Really, I'm impressed.
what for?	Bank robbery.
uh-huh.	What for?
four years?	Uh-huh.
two months shy of four years.	Four years?
how long?	Two months shy of four years.
susanville.	How long?
where at?	Susanville.
four days ago.	Where at?
when did you get out of jail?	Four days ago.
sure.	When did you get out of jail?
want a hit?	Sure.
he's just repeating shit he overheard. he ain't any more a gun expert than i am.	Want a hit?
i'm impressed. he knows a lot.	He's just repeating shit he overheard. He ain't any more a gun expert than I am.
he thinks he's joe gunn now.	I'm impressed. He knows a lot.
i can sit through it once.	He thinks he's Joe Gunn now.
it's boring, isn't it?	I can sit through it once.
i ain't givin' you fuckin' excuses, i'm givin' you reasons.	Oh, you gonna tell me the reason you lost all the goddam money I got in the world! Let me tell you the reason, motherfucker! The reason is, your ass ain't worth a shit no more!
man, i don't want to hear your fuckin' excuses!	I ain't givin' you fuckin' excuses, I'm givin' you reasons.
why should i think anything's weird, if i don't know nothin' about them knowing each other?	Man, I don't want to hear your fuckin' excuses!
you know the motherfucker's a bail bondsman, don't ya? you know every last one of them motherfuckers is crooked as hell?	Why should I think anything's weird, if I don't know nothin' about them knowing each other?
how am i supposed to know that?	You know the motherfucker's a bail bondsman, don't ya? You know every last one of them motherfuckers is crooked as hell?
hell, yes, they know each other. he bonded her out of county.	How am I supposed to know that?
do max cherry and jackie brown know each other?	Hell, yes, they know each other. He bonded her out of county.
you see max cherry in the dress department. we're about to be handed half-a-million dollars -- man, look at me when i'm talking to you! and you don't think nothing of him being there!	Do Max Cherry and Jackie Brown know each other?
max cherry.	You see Max Cherry in the dress department. We're about to be handed half-a-million dollars -- Man, look at me when I'm talking to you! And you don't think nothing of him being there!
you gonna tell me who it was?	Max Cherry.
i didn't really think anything of it. no -- i did wonder what he was doing there, but didn't think it had anything to do with us. you know like maybe he was there with his wife or girlfriend.	You gonna tell me who it was?
tell me.	I didn't really think anything of it. No -- I did wonder what he was doing there, but didn't think it had anything to do with us. You know like maybe he was there with his wife or girlfriend.
you know who i saw in the dress department?	Tell me.
what?	You know who I saw in the dress department?
jesus christ.	What?
or...  ...she gave it to somebody else first, before melanie went in the dressing room.	Jesus Christ.
i don't know. either she has it or the feds.	Or...  ...she gave it to somebody else first, before Melanie went in the dressing room.
then she throws forty thousand in here, to rub the shit in my face, know what i'm saying? she wants me to know she ripped me off.	I don't know. Either she has it or the Feds.
that's why i never checked it. the bag felt right.	Then she throws forty thousand in here, to rub the shit in my face, know what I'm saying? She wants me to know she ripped me off.
if there were nothin; in here but towels, maybe she didn't get a chance to take it from her suitcase and a.t.f. got it. but, she put these fuckin' books in here to trick our ass.	That's why I never checked it. The bag felt right.
maybe the feds got it.	If there were nothin; in here but towels, maybe she didn't get a chance to take it from her suitcase and A.T.F. got it. But, she put these fuckin' books in here to trick our ass.
'fore i blow that bitch's brains out, i'll ask her.	Maybe the Feds got it.
if she's got it, why didn't she take it all?	'fore I blow that bitch's brains out, I'll ask her.
okay, so it was jackie brown.	If she's got it, why didn't she take it all?
what'd you shoot her with?	It's in there.
pull the car over.	What'd you shoot her with?
fuck you for asking me that.	Pull the car over.
you sure she ain't somewhere with a half-a-million dollars i worked my ass off to earn?	Fuck you for asking me that.
that's right.	You sure she ain't somewhere with a half-a-million dollars I worked my ass off to earn?
where you shot her.	That's right.
we went to the parking lot.	Where you shot her.
then what?	We went to the parking lot.
look, i swear to fucking god, she came out with that bag and i took it from her.	Then what?
louis, you tellin' me the truth?	Look, I swear to fucking god, she came out with that bag and I took it from her.
maybe a minute. she came right out.	Louis, You tellin' me the truth?
how long was she in there?	Maybe a minute. She came right out.
the fitting room. it went down exactly the way it was supposed to.	How long was she in there?
came outta where?	The fitting room. It went down exactly the way it was supposed to.
look, that's the bag she came out with. she never even put her hand in it, and neither did i.	Came outta where?
so you light, ain't you. you light about a half-a-million.	Look, that's the bag she came out with. She never even put her hand in it, and neither did I.
you said five hundred and fifty!	So you light, ain't you. You light about a half-a-million.
maybe forty, maybe not that much.	You said five hundred and fifty!
how much it there?	Maybe forty, maybe not that much.
where's the rest of it?	How much it there?
what?	Where's the rest of it?
louis?	What?
well, if you had to do it, you had to do it. what we don't want is that bitch surviving on us. anybody but that woman.	Louis?
in the chest and stomach.	Well, if you had to do it, you had to do it. What we don't want is that bitch surviving on us. Anybody but that woman.
where did you shoot her?	In the chest and stomach.
pretty sure.	Where did you shoot her?
so you're sure she's dead.	Pretty sure.
uh-huh.	So you're sure she's dead.
you shot her twice?	Uh-huh.
maybe... but at that moment... i dunno...	You shot her twice?
you couldn't just hit her?	Maybe... but at that moment... I dunno...
you know how she is.	You couldn't just hit her?
couldn't talk to her?	You know how she is.
twice. in the parking lot.	Couldn't talk to her?
you shot melanie?	Twice. In the parking lot.
so what, you left her there.	I shot her.
that's what i gotta tell you. she bugged me the whole time. got pissy with me 'cause i wouldn't let her carry the bag. started running her fuckin' mouth... i couldn't remember right away when we came out where the car was parked, so she got on me about that. "is it this aisle lou- is, is it that one?" she was totally fuckin' with my nerves.	So what, you left her there.
you keep drivin' down ninth, to where they got all them car dealerships. we're gonna leave this heap in a parking lot and get one the cops don't know about.  hey, where's melanie?	That's what I gotta tell you. She bugged me the whole time. Got pissy with me 'cause I wouldn't let her carry the bag. Started running her fuckin' mouth... I couldn't remember right away when we came out where the car was parked, so she got on me about that. "Is it this aisle Lou- is, is it that one?" She was totally fuckin' with my nerves.
not now, pick me up.	You keep drivin' down Ninth, to where they got all them car dealerships. We're gonna leave this heap in a parking lot and get one the cops don't know about.  Hey, where's Melanie?
that's what i got to talk to you about. you see, melanie was giving me a hard time --	Not now, pick me up.
melanie must be dyin' to see it.  louis.	That's what I got to talk to you about. You see, Melanie was giving me a hard time --
i haven't even looked at it yet, it's still in the shopping bag.	Melanie must be dyin' to see it.  Louis.
when i see you. pick me up at sam's. you count the money?	I haven't even looked at it yet, it's still in the shopping bag.
i got it. listen, there's something else i have to tell you.	When I see you. Pick me up at Sam's. You count the money?
did you get it?	I got it. Listen, there's something else I have to tell you.
it's louis.	Did you get it?
well, she keeps saying 'in a minute.'	Go in there, snatch her by the hair, and drag her big ass out. This is my goddam money we're talking about. Get your ass out the door.
well, you the one in motherfuckin' charge.	Well, she keeps saying 'in a minute.'
uh-huh.	Hang it up, she's on her way. You gotta listen to this. This involves you.
i still don't understand why you keep her around.	I told you, man.  She my fine little surfer gal.
you can't trust melanie. but you can always trust melanie to be melanie.	I still don't understand why you keep her around.
what does that mean?	You can't trust Melanie. But you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie.
i don't hafta trust her, i know her.	What does that mean?
why do you let someone know your business you can't trust?	I don't hafta trust her, I know her.
'cause she my fine little surfer gal. she can't do me no harm. fact she think she can play you against me shows how little she knows. you could teach that bitch for days how it is 'tween me an you, she never understand a damn word.	Why do you let someone know your business you can't trust?
well, why the fuck keep her around?	'Cause she my fine little surfer gal. She can't do me no harm. Fact she think she can play you against me shows how little she knows. You could teach that bitch for days how it is 'tween me an you, she never understand a damn word.
you didn't even hafta say it. i know the woman.	Well, why the fuck keep her around?
yep.	You didn't even hafta say it. I know the woman.
she tryin' to work your ass against me, ain't she?	Yep.
that's not what i meant when i asked did you trust her.	She tryin' to work your ass against me, ain't she?
if this is about you fucked melanie, i don't give a damn. i ain't a fool. i leave you alone with a bitch like melanie, you're gonna be fuckin' that twenty minutes after i'm out the door. so say "thank you" and i'll tell you, "you're welcome."	That's not what I meant when I asked did you trust her.
she believed you?	Hell, yeah. To her dumb country ass, Compton is Hollywood. Close as she's ever been, anyway.
she one of the women i got set up. i got melanie in hermosa beach. i rent simone a small house in compton, and about four blocks away i got me this nineteen-year-old country girl named sheronda. i found her waitin' for a bus two days outta alabama, barefoot, country as a chicken coop. took her to my house in compton, told her it was hollywood.	She believed you?
what's your relationship?	She one of the women I got set up. I got Melanie in Hermosa Beach. I rent Simone a small house in Compton, and about four blocks away I got me this nineteen-year-old country girl named Sheronda. I found her waitin' for a bus two days outta Alabama, barefoot, country as a chicken coop. Took her to my house in Compton, told her it was Hollywood.
sure.	What's your relationship?
can i ask you about melanie?	Sure.
over half-million dollars worth of merchandise.	Can I ask you about Melanie?
how much is there?	Over half-million dollars worth of merchandise.
i didn't look like a bum.	But you did have a Salvation Army- thing going.
so we on the same page then?	I follow.
yeah.	So we on the same page then?
he put himself in a situation where he was gonna have to do ten years in the penetentiary, that's what he did.  and if you know beaumont, you know there ain't no way in hell he can do no ten years. and if you know that, you know beaumont's gonna go any goddam thing beaumont can to keep from doin' those ten years including telling the federal government everything they want to know about my ass. now that, my friend, is a clear case of him or me. and you best believe it ain't gonna be me. you know what i'm sayin'? you gonna come in on this with me, you gotta be prepared to go all the way. i got me so far over a half-a-million dollars sittin' in lockboxes in a bank in cabo san lucas. me and mr. walker make us one more delivery, i'm gonna have me over a million. you think i'm gonna let this little cheese eatin' nigga here fuck that up? shit, you better think again. 'fore i let this deal get fucked up, i'll shoot that nigga in the head, and ten niggas look just like em.  understand what i'm sayin'?	Yeah.
what did he do?	He put himself in a situation where he was gonna have to do ten years in the penetentiary, that's what he did.  And if you know Beaumont, you know there ain't no way in hell he can do no ten years. And if you know that, you know Beaumont's gonna go any goddam thing Beaumont can to keep from doin' those ten years including telling the Federal government everything they want to know about my ass. Now that, my friend, is a clear case of him or me. And you best believe it ain't gonna be me. You know what I'm sayin'? You gonna come in on this with me, you gotta be prepared to go all the way. I got me so far over a half-a-million dollars sittin' in lockboxes in a bank in Cabo San Lucas. Me and Mr. Walker make us one more delivery, I'm gonna have me over a million. You think I'm gonna let this little cheese eatin' nigga here fuck that up? Shit, you better think again. 'Fore I let this deal get fucked up, I'll shoot that nigga in the head, and ten niggas look just like em.  Understand what I'm sayin'?
an employee i had to let go.	What did he do?
who was beaumont?	An employee I had to let go.
that was beaumont.	Who was Beaumont?
who was that?	That was Beaumont.
i'm in my underwear.	Then put your goddam drawers on, and get your ass out here. I got somethin' to show you.
naw, man. i just told you, i'm comfortable. i ain't about to walk into that roach motel and get uncomfortable. you bring your ass out here.	I'm in my underwear.
c'mon in.	Naw, man. I just told you, I'm comfortable. I ain't about to walk into that roach motel and get uncomfortable. You bring your ass out here.
uh-huh.	C'mon in.
you're outside?	Uh-huh.
i'm talkin' to you from the comfy- cozy interior of an oldsmobile parked outside your nasty-ass welfare motel.	You're outside?
the moon -- i dunno	I'm talkin' to you from the comfy- cozy interior of an Oldsmobile parked outside your nasty-ass welfare motel.
i know you don't know. i said guess.	The moon -- I dunno
i dunno.	I know you don't know. I said guess.
guess where i am?	I dunno.
nothin' really. just kinda goin' back and forth. they had some black girl from some black show on jay leno. i watched that for a bit, but i kept flippin channels cause i didn't know who she was.	Guess where I am?
whatcha watchin'?	Nothin' really. Just kinda goin' back and forth. They had some black girl from some black show on Jay Leno. I watched that for a bit, but I kept flippin channels cause I didn't know who she was.
oh, i dunno. watching tv.	Whatcha watchin'?
louis, my man. watcha doin'?	Oh, I dunno. Watching TV.
okay.	Now play the volume as loud as you want but don't touch my levels. I got them set just the way I want 'em.
you ain't got to do nothing. just point at it and push the button. you'll hear the car go "bleep." that means the alarm's off and the doors are open.	Okay.
what do i do?	You ain't got to do nothing. Just point at it and push the button. You'll hear the car go "bleep." That means the alarm's off and the doors are open.
this one's for the ignition...  ...but you gotta hit this thing to shut the alarm off and unlock the door.	What do I do?
which one is for the car?	This one's for the ignition...  ...but you gotta hit this thing to shut the alarm off and unlock the door.
take the keys, man. listen to music.	Which one is for the car?
i'm going to wait in the car.	Sure.  We almost done, ain't we?
then what?	I get out. Spend the rest of my life spending.
louis, this is it, man. i'm gonna make me a million dollars out of this. i already got me a half-a- million sittin' in mexico. when i do this last delivery, i'm gonna make me another half-million.	Then what?
that's good money.	Louis, this is it, man. I'm gonna make me a million dollars out of this. I already got me a half-a- million sittin' in Mexico. When I do this last delivery, I'm gonna make me another half-million.
i got me five m-60 machine guns. these came straight from the gulf war. i sold me three of them so far, twenty grand a piece.	That's good money.
that's what i been tellin' you. start adding these motherfuckin' figures up, and you tell me this ain't a business to be in.	I got me five M-60 machine guns. These came straight from the Gulf War. I sold me three of them so far, twenty grand a piece.
are you serious?	That's what I been tellin' you. Start adding these motherfuckin' figures up, and you tell me this ain't a business to be in.
as low as two.	Are you serious?
what's your cost?	As low as two.
see, what did i tell you? man in new york wants a 9 millimeter smith and wesson model 5946. why does he want it? it's the gun that nigga on "new york undercover" uses. because of that nigga, i can sell it to this nigga for twelve-fifty.	What's your cost?
thanks, baby.	Who's your partner?
sure thing. i don't have to know what i'm doing, long as you know.	I think I do. Is that good enough?
they don't have your winning personality.	Sure thing. I don't have to know what I'm doing, long as you know.
cops can't locate him, huh?	They don't have your winning personality.
you're right, that was ordell. you have time, you think you could find out for me where he's staying?	Cops can't locate him, huh?
whatever looks best and starts the soonest.	Have fun.
watcha gonna see?	Whatever looks best and starts the soonest.
i'm going to del amo, see a movie, get something to eat.	Watcha gonna see?
hold on a minute.  where you going?	I'm going to Del Amo, see a movie, get something to eat.
i'm going out for a few hours.	Hold on a minute.  Where you going?
yes.	You better be, motherfucker.
you sure?	Yes.
no.	You sure?
now, is there anything you want to tell me before we get out of this car?	No.
yeah.	Now, is there anything you want to tell me before we get out of this car?
she starts givin' me some bullshit about it ain't there. it's somewhere else and we can go get it.  i'm shootin' you in the head right then and there. then i'm gonna shoot her in the kneecap, find out where my godamn money is. i go walkin' in there and that nigga winston or anybody else is in there, you're the first man shot, understand what i'm sayin'?	Yeah.
uh-huh.	She starts givin' me some bullshit about it ain't there. It's somewhere else and we can go get it.  I'm shootin' you in the head right then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot her in the kneecap, find out where my godamn money is. I go walkin' in there and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you're the first man shot, understand what I'm sayin'?
my money's in that office, right?	Uh-huh.
i know where to turn.	My money's in that office, right?
turn left.	I know where to turn.
i know where it is.	Turn left.
it's the next street.	I know where it is.
i call your office, she better answer the phone.	She will.
she's all alone.	I call your office, she better answer the phone.
by herself. that big mandingo nigga winston ain't there, is he?	She's all alone.
uh-huh.	By herself. That big mandingo nigga Winston ain't there, is he?
that's why she's givin' up my money huh? not that bullshit about melanie. i didn't trust her ass neither, but i knew how to handle her. she was my blonde-headed little surfer gal. i fuckin' told louis he could've just given her a punch in the mouth, he didn't need to shoot her. she's at your office.	Uh-huh.
if she wanted to set you up, you'd be in custody right now. when you said you'd name her as an accessory she believed you. that scares her more than anything.	That's why she's givin' up my money huh? Not that bullshit about Melanie. I didn't trust her ass neither, but I knew how to handle her. She was my blonde-headed little surfer gal. I fuckin' told Louis he could've just given her a punch in the mouth, he didn't need to shoot her. She's at your office.
you expect me to just walk in there?	If she wanted to set you up, you'd be in custody right now. When you said you'd name her as an accessory she believed you. That scares her more than anything.
i'm telling you, you got her spooked. she won't leave there till you have your money and you're gone.	You expect me to just walk in there?
call her, tell her the combination.	I'm telling you, you got her spooked. She won't leave there till you have your money and you're gone.
it's in the safe. she can't get at it.	Call her, tell her the combination.
have her bring the money here.	It's in the safe. She can't get at it.
she still is. she doesn't want to get shot before she can tell you what happened.	Have her bring the money here.
that i gotta see.	She still is. She doesn't want to get shot before she can tell you what happened.
she was afraid.	That I gotta see.
she wanted to see me, why wasn't she home?	She was afraid.
she's been there since thursday night.	She wanted to see me, why wasn't she home?
and where's jackie?	She's been there since Thursday night.
my office.	And where's Jackie?
you get used to it after a while. now tell me where my money's at.	My office.
this place stinks.	You get used to it after a while. Now tell me where my money's at.
my ass be dumb, but i'm not a dumbass. go sit over there on the couch.	This place stinks.
in a way, yes.	My ass be dumb, but I'm not a dumbass. Go sit over there on the couch.
and you did that to protect my interest?	In a way, yes.
all i did was walk out with it.	And you did that to protect my interest?
lift up your pant leg. you help her?	All I did was walk out with it.
jackie didn't trust melanie. she'd already tried to get jackie to go in with her, split the half million amongst themselves. what she did was take quite a risk to see you get your money.	Lift up your pant leg. You help her?
i'd like to hear that too. turn around and put your hands on your head.	Jackie didn't trust Melanie. She'd already tried to get Jackie to go in with her, split the half million amongst themselves. What she did was take quite a risk to see you get your money.
she wants to give it to you herself and collect her ten percent. she also wants to explain why she had to hold on to it.	I'd like to hear that too. Turn around and put your hands on your head.
well, give it to me then.	She wants to give it to you herself and collect her ten percent. She also wants to explain why she had to hold on to it.
uh-huh.	Well, give it to me then.
well, bully for that nigga. you say she wants to give me the money, huh?	Uh-huh.
that's what winston does. he finds people who don't want to be found.	Well, bully for that nigga. You say she wants to give me the money, huh?
how the fuck did he find me?	That's what Winston does. He finds people who don't want to be found.
winston found you.	How the fuck did he find me?
how'd you find me?	Winston found you.
she wants to give you your money. if she didn't, there'd be cops batter- ramming the door right now.	How'd you find me?
you know what the fuck i'm talkin' about. you talk to her?	She wants to give you your money. If she didn't, there'd be cops batter- ramming the door right now.
i have a bond receipt for you to sign.	You know what the fuck I'm talkin' about. You talk to her?
that's all?	I have a bond receipt for you to sign.
i'm alone.	Git your ass in here.
you keep fuckin' with me, you're gonna be asleep forever.	I'm alone.
i thought you might be asleep.	You keep fuckin' with me, you're gonna be asleep forever.
what the fuck you doin' knockin on the door like the goddamn police? you lookin' to get shot?	I thought you might be asleep.
you still there?	Looky here, I know you helped her and I know you know what I want. Jackie can tell me any story come in that pretty head of hers. Long as at the end of that story, she hands over my money. She do that, we're still friends. Now, she don't wanna be my friend no more, tell her to think about ol' Louis. And if she tries to turn me in, I'll name her ass as my accessory. We'll go upstate together. Hand in handcuffed hand. Now that shit's a promise, understand what I'm sayin'? You tell her that, and I'll call you back.
they decided to no-file. tell me where you are and i'll bring you your money.	You still there?
she got off, huh?	They decided to no-file. Tell me where you are and I'll bring you your money.
the bond collateral on beaumont livingston you moved over to cover miss brown, remember?	She got off, huh?
mister robbie, isn't it? i have the ten thousand you put up. isn't that why you called.	The bond collateral on Beaumont Livingston you moved over to cover Miss Brown, remember?
you know who this is?	Mister Robbie, isn't it? I have the ten thousand you put up. Isn't that why you called.
what's up with this shit.	I think falling in live with movie stars is something that happens to a man as he gets older.
where is it?	Is that what I think it is?
falsely accused of intent. if she had that shit -- and mind you, i said "if" -- it was just her shit to get high with.	Is white guilt supposed to make me forget I'm running a business?
falsely accused? she didn't come back from mexico with cocaine on her?	Falsely accused of Intent. If she had that shit -- and mind you, I said "if" -- it was just her shit to get high with.
just listen for a second. we got a forty-year-old, gainfully employed black woman, falsely accused --	Falsely accused? She didn't come back from Mexico with cocaine on her?
ordell, this isn't a bar, an you don't have a tab.	Just listen for a second. We got a forty-year-old, gainfully employed black woman, falsely accused --
man, you need to look at this with a little compassion. jackie ain't no criminal. she ain't used to this kinda treatment. i mean, gangsters don't give a fuck -- but for the average citizen, coupla nights in county fuck with your mind.	Ordell, this isn't a bar, an you don't have a tab.
if i don't see it in front of me, you're right. it ain't shit.	Man, you need to look at this with a little compassion. Jackie ain't no criminal. She ain't used to this kinda treatment. I mean, gangsters don't give a fuck -- but for the average citizen, coupla nights in County fuck with your mind.
man, you know i'm good for it. thousand bucks ain't shit.	If I don't see it in front of me, you're right. It ain't shit.
well, come back when you do, and i'll bond out the stewardess.	Man, you know I'm good for it. Thousand bucks ain't shit.
i got it. i just don't got it on me.	Well, come back when you do, and I'll bond out the stewardess.
i'm telling you what i have to do. what you have to do, in case you forgot, is come up with premium of a thousand bucks.	I got it. I just don't got it on me.
jackie ain't got time for all that shit --	I'm telling you what I have to do. What you have to do, in case you forgot, is come up with premium of a thousand bucks.
you want me to speculate on what you do. i'd say you're in the drug business, except the money's moving in the wrong direction. whatever you're into, you seem to be getting away with it, so more power to you. okay you want another bond, and you want to move over the ten thousand you put down on beaumont to the stewardess. that means paperwork. i have to get a death certificate, present it to the court, fill out a receipt for return of bond collateral, then type up another application. an indemnity agreement --	Jackie ain't got time for all that shit --
why would a stewardess bring me fifty grand?	You want me to speculate on what you do. I'd say you're in the drug business, except the money's moving in the wrong direction. Whatever you're into, you seem to be getting away with it, so more power to you. Okay you want another bond, and you want to move over the ten thousand you put down on Beaumont to the stewardess. That means paperwork. I have to get a death certificate, present it to the court, fill out a receipt for return of bond collateral, then type up another application. An indemnity agreement --
cause you want me to know what a slick guy you are. you got stewardesses bringing you fifty grand.	Why would a stewardess bring me fifty grand?
if there's no -- what do you call it -- confidentiality between us? why would i tell you anything?	Cause you want me to know what a slick guy you are. You got stewardesses bringing you fifty grand.
you're not my client until you get busted and i bond you out.	If there's no -- what do you call it -- confidentiality between us? Why would I tell you anything?
is this, me and you, like a lawyer- client relationship? the lawyer can't tell nothing he hears?	You're not my client until you get busted and I bond you out.
was she?	Is this, me and you, like a lawyer- client relationship? The lawyer can't tell nothing he hears?
that's what the police thought. i told them i'm unemployed, how could i have anybody work for me? now i bail out jackie, i'm liable to have the police on me again, huh? wanting to know was she doing things for me, was she bringing me that money!	Was she?
beaumont worked for you.	That's what the police thought. I told them I'm unemployed, how could I have anybody work for me? Now I bail out Jackie, I'm liable to have the police on me again, huh? Wanting to know was she doing things for me, was she bringing me that money!
who says she does anything for me? she's my friend. when my friends get into trouble, i like to help 'em out.	Beaumont worked for you.
what does she do for you?	Who says she does anything for me? She's my friend. When my friends get into trouble, I like to help 'em out.
brown, jackie brown.	What does she do for you?
the stewardess. do you know her last name?	Brown, Jackie Brown.
very first motherfuckin' thing they did. they see i put up a big money bond on my boy, they start thinking with that where-there's-smoke-there's fire logic. they roust my ass outta bed, ten o'clock in the morning. fuckin' scare my woman, sherona, half to death. she thought they were gonna take my ass away for sure.	The stewardess. Do you know her last name?
did the police contact you?	Very first motherfuckin' thing they did. They see I put up a big money bond on my boy, they start thinking with that where-there's-smoke-there's fire logic. They roust my ass outta bed, ten o'clock in the morning. Fuckin' scare my woman, Sherona, half to death. She thought they were gonna take my ass away for sure.
somebody with a grudge blew beaumont's brains out -- hey, that rhymes -- blew beaumont's brains out.	Did the police contact you?
hear what?	Somebody with a grudge blew Beaumont's brains out -- hey, that rhymes -- blew Beaumont's brains out.
you didn't hear?	Hear what?
what?	You didn't hear?
somebody already did.	What?
before we start talking about stewardess, let's get beaumont out of the way first.	Somebody already did.
she had, i believe it was... fifty grand on her, too. there was a cop at the hearing. young guy with l.a.p.d. wanted her bond set at twenty- five thousand, saying there was a risk of flight. jackie being a stewardess and all.	Before we start talking about stewardess, let's get Beaumont out of the way first.
it still sounds high.	She had, I believe it was... fifty grand on her, too. There was a cop at the hearing. Young guy with L.A.P.D. wanted her bond set at twenty- five thousand, saying there was a risk of flight. Jackie being a stewardess and all.
they fuckin' wit' her. they callin' it possession with intent. a black woman in her forties gets busted with less than two ounces on her, they call that shit intent. same shit happened to a movie star. it's possession.	It still sounds high.
the bond for possession is only a thousand.	They fuckin' wit' her. They callin' it Possession with Intent. A black woman in her forties gets busted with less than two ounces on her, they call that shit Intent. Same shit happened to a movie star. It's Possession.
she is an airline stewardess. got caught coming back from mexico with some blow. they set her bond this afternoon at ten thousand. now, what i was thinkin', you could use the ten thousand you owe me from beaumont and move it over on to the stewardess.	The bond for possession is only a thousand.
oh, yeah? what did he do?	She is an airline stewardess. Got caught coming back from Mexico with some blow. They set her bond this afternoon at ten thousand. Now, what I was thinkin', you could use the ten thousand you owe me from Beaumont and move it over on to the stewardess.
i got some more business for ya.	Oh, yeah? What did he do?
i can see that. why?	I got some more business for ya.
the door was opened, so i just came right in.	I can see that. Why?
comfortable?	The door was opened, so I just came right in.
yes.	I was wondering. What if before the court date gets here, Beaumont gets hit by a bus or something and dies.  I get my money back, don't I?
hey, max.	Yes.
beaumont ain't going nowhere.  where do i sign?	Hey, Max.
across the street a great western. it goes in a trust account. you'll need to fill out an application for appearance bond, an indemnity agreement, a contingent promissory note. that's the one, if beaumont skips and i go after him, you pay the expenses.	Beaumont ain't going nowhere.  Where do I sign?
house.	Now I need you to count your money.
house or apartment?	House.
ordell robbie. o-r-d-e-l-l. r-o-b-b- i-e. 1436 florence boulevard. compton 90222.	House or apartment?
i need your name and address.	Ordell Robbie. O-R-D-E-L-L. R-O-B-B- I-E. 1436 Florence Boulevard. Compton 90222.
man, he won't like that. beaumont don't got a doin' time disposition.	I need your name and address.
they do consider this a violation of his probation. your boy's looking at ten years, plus the concealed weapon.	Man, he won't like that. Beaumont don't got a doin' time disposition.
will they consider this a violation of his probation?	They do consider this a violation of his probation. Your boy's looking at ten years, plus the concealed weapon.
possession of unregistered machine guns.	Will they consider this a violation of his probation?
haven't a clue.	Possession of unregistered machine guns.
do you know what he's on probation for?	Haven't a clue.
you don't say.	Do you know what he's on probation for?
on his prior, he served nine months, and he's working on four years' probation.	You don't say.
livingston, huh?	On his prior, he served nine months, and he's working on four years' probation.
beaumont livingston.	Livingston, huh?
getting there.	You go wait in the car. Wait a minute.
what's his full name?	Beaumont. That's the only name I know.
he takes off and i gotta go to kentucky to bring him back, you pay the expenses.	You think you could do that?
they ran his name and got a hit. he's been in before.	He takes off and I gotta go to Kentucky to bring him back, you pay the expenses.
ten thousand sounds high.	They ran his name and got a hit. He's been in before.
fella named beaumont. they have him up at county. it started out drunk driving, but they wrote it up "possession of a concealed weapon." dumb monkey-ass had a pistol on him.	Ten thousand sounds high.
who's it for? a relative?	Fella named Beaumont. They have him up at county. It started out drunk driving, but they wrote it up "possession of a concealed weapon." Dumb monkey-ass had a pistol on him.
i know that.	Who's it for? A relative?
cost you a thousand for the bond.	I know that.
c'mon, you know how they do. black man comes in with ten thousand, they wanna fuck with 'em. first off, they gonna wanna know where i got it. second, they gonna keep a big chunk of it -- start talkin' that court cost shit. fuck that shit, jack. i'll go through you.	Cost you a thousand for the bond.
you have cash. what do you need me for?	C'mon, you know how they do. Black man comes in with ten thousand, they wanna fuck with 'em. First off, they gonna wanna know where I got it. Second, they gonna keep a big chunk of it -- start talkin' that court cost shit. Fuck that shit, Jack. I'll go through you.
it's in my bag.	You have cash. What do you need me for?
you have it with you?	It's in my bag.
gonna have to put up cash.	You have it with you?
so, you want a ten-thousand dollar bond. what've you got for collateral?	Gonna have to put up cash.
it was our idea to take the picture, wasn't it?	So, you want a ten-thousand dollar bond. What've you got for collateral?
yeah.	It was our idea to take the picture, wasn't it?
he's a big one. you two tight?	Yeah.
that's winston. he works here.	He's a big one. You two tight?
how can i help you?	Where would you like me to put my ash?
no problem.	Try not to rip his clothes off 'em they're new.
hope you don't mind keeping him company.	No problem.
hello.  hey, jackie...  no, jackie, i didn't get your message.	I was gonna tell you...
ha-ha-ha. i'm serious, you smoke too much of that shit. that shit robs you of your ambition.	Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV.
hey, hey, hey. i think somebody's got some new clothes.	We been shoppin'. Can't have my boy running around lookin' like a bum on the street.
'ola!	Hey, hey, hey. I think somebody's got some new clothes.
we're back.	'Ola!
who is it?	It's Beaumont.
get that for me, will ya baby?	You know it's for you.
give me his home number.	I'll give you his beeper.
he's around.	Give me his home number.
he leave town?	He's around.
he ain't here right now.	He leave town?
let me speak to max cherry.	He ain't here right now.
cherry bail bonds.	Let me speak to Max Cherry.
dream on!	No! Oh God.
it's all been a dream.	No! The army did this to me! They've done something to my brain.  Jezzie! I want my boys! Sarah! I'm not dead! I want my family!
no! that was years ago! i've lived years since then.	It's all been a dream.
remember?	No! That was years ago! I've lived years since then.
there is no out of here. you've been killed. don't you remember?	Remember?
let me out of here!	There is no out of here. You've been killed. Don't you remember?
what isn't happening?	Let me out of here!
i don't know. i don't know.  this isn't happening.	What isn't happening?
then what are you doing here?	I don't know. I don't know.  This isn't happening.
i'm alive.	Then what are you doing here?
what are you then?	I'm alive.
dead? no. i just hurt my back. i'm not dead.	What are you then?
home?  this is your home. you're dead.	Dead? No. I just hurt my back. I'm not dead.
take me home.	Home?  This is your home. You're dead.
where do you want to go?	Take me home.
get me out of here.	Where do you want to go?
well, how do i look?	Like Della.
just to see you. that's all.	Well, how do I look?
what do you want?	Just to see you. That's all.
i see.	What do you want?
you want to see me? well, here i am.	I see.
della?	You want to see me? Well, here I am.
hiya jake. that was some dance.	Della?
no, thanks.	It's fun.
go on jake. she reads 'em like a book.	No, thanks.
do you want some help? i can call upstairs.	No, don't. But thanks.
i'm okay.	Do you want some help? I can call upstairs.
are you all right?	I'm okay.
hello, sam.	Are you all right?
dr. singer. it's been a long time.	Hello, Sam.
too late. i've tried. i think you're right, jake. i'm game.	Me, too.
grass never did that to me.	You know, I've been to three shrinks and a hypnotist. Nothing penetrates that night. Nothing.
something weird is going on here. what is it about us? even in nam it was always weird. are we all crazy or something?	Yeah, ever since that ...
how do you know?	Hey, you're talkin' about Paul. Who'd want to hurt him?
by who? why? paul didn't have an enemy in the world.	How do you know?
what do you want from me?	LET GO!
daddy. let go.	What do you want from me?
stop!!!!	Daddy. Let go.
you're hurting me!	Stop!!!!
oh god!	You're hurting me!
daddy!	Oh God!
it's not funny. according to this ... you're already dead.	Just my luck.
oh, terrific.	It's not funny. According to this ... you're already dead.
short? it's ended.	Oh, terrific.
it's short, huh?	Short? It's ended.
you know, you got a strange line here.	It's short, huh?
you see this line here? it's your life line. here's where you were born. and this is where you got married. you're a married man, huh? oh oh. nope. divorce. see this split.	You know, you got a strange line here.
i could have told you that.	You see this line here? It's your life line. Here's where you were born. And this is where you got married. You're a married man, huh? Oh oh. Nope. Divorce. See this split.
you have an unusual hand.	I could have told you that.
hey, wait!	Don't bother to call again, okay?
i'm hanging up.	Hey, wait!
what the hell? what kind of mumbo jumbo ... ?	I'm hanging up.
listen, jake. i gotta go.	What the hell? What kind of mumbo jumbo ... ?
goddamn it. what kind of bullshit is that?	Listen, Jake. I gotta go.
maybe the demons are real.	Goddamn it. What kind of bullshit is that?
what are you talking about?	Maybe the demons are real.
maybe there's a larger truth.	What are you talking about?
what do you mean?	Maybe there's a larger truth.
maybe it's not the army, jake.	What do you mean?
shit! you know it's not half the case if i go it alone. we're all suffering the same symptoms, frank. the army is to blame. they've done something to us. how can you not want to know?	Maybe it's not the army, Jake.
they're not interested, jake.	Shit! You know it's not half the case if I go it alone. We're all suffering the same symptoms, Frank. The army is to blame. They've done something to us. How can you not want to know?
jesus christ! who's been talking to you?  what's going on? how can you just turn away?  what about the others?	They're not interested, Jake.
there's nothing to expose.	Jesus Christ! Who's been talking to you?  What's going on? How can you just turn away?  What about the others?
things happen? what the fuck are you talking about? they did something to us, frank. we have to expose this.	There's nothing to expose.
i don't know if i can. it's just that war is war. things happen.	Things happen? What the fuck are you talking about? They did something to us, Frank. We have to expose this.
well, try, huh.	I don't know if I can. It's just that war is war. Things happen.
it's hard to explain.	Well, try, huh.
what does that mean, frank? i don't get it. why?	It's hard to explain.
that's right. we did.	What does that mean, Frank? I don't get it. Why?
listen, i just got a strange call from geary. he said the guys backed down. what's he talking about?	That's right. We did.
frank. it's jake. jacob singer.	Listen, I just got a strange call from Geary. He said the guys backed down. What's he talking about?
hello.	Frank. It's Jake. Jacob SInger.
what did he talk about when you guys went out? did he say anything?	He was upset. He thought people were following him.
don't go.	Don't go?  I'm not going anywhere. I'm right here, Gabe.  Come on, go back to sleep. You can still get a couple of hours.
now what?	Don't go.
wait ... daddy.	Now what?
tell your mother.	Mom, it's ...
it's cold.	Tell your mother.
it was the window.	It's cold.
there was a bang.	It was the window.
gabe?  what are you doing ... ?	There was a bang.
daddy, what was that noise?	Gabe?  What are you doing ... ?
war games? thailand? that's not true! how can you believe that? can't you see what they're doing? it's all a lie. we were in da nang, for god's sake. you've got to believe me.	I don't have to do any such thing. I'm eating my lunch, okay?
it means that you and your buddies are whacko, that you were discharged on psychological grounds after some war games in thailand.	War games? Thailand? That's not true! How can you believe that? Can't you see what they're doing? It's all a lie. We were in Da Nang, for God's sake. You've got to believe me.
what the hell is that supposed to mean?	It means that you and your buddies are whacko, that you were discharged on psychological grounds after some war games in Thailand.
i talked to the army's bureau of records. you've never even been to viet nam.	What the hell is that supposed to mean?
used you?	I talked to the Army's Bureau of Records. You've never even been to Viet Nam.
i'll tell you what's gotten into me. i don't know you from adam, right? you come to my office with this bizarro story and demand i look into it. okay. i said i'd check it out and i did. now i don't know what kind of fool you take me for, but you have used and abused me, and i don't like it.	Used you?
something's going on here. you're not telling me something. what the hell's gotten into you?	I'll tell you what's gotten into me. I don't know you from Adam, right? You come to my office with this bizarro story and demand I look into it. Okay. I said I'd check it out and I did. Now I don't know what kind of fool you take me for, but you have used and abused me, and I don't like it.
you mind? i'm eating, huh?	Something's going on here. You're not telling me something. What the hell's gotten into you?
you need ... a doctor.	A doctor? And what's he gonna do, tell me I'm crazy? They've fucked with my head. I've got to prove it. You've got to do something.
listen, will you listen? they're trying to get me. they're comin' out of the walls. the army's done something to me. i need you.	You need ... a doctor.
who's been talking to you? the army? have they been talking to you, huh?	Nobody's been talking to nobody. You don't have a case, you hear me? It's pure and simple. Now leave me alone. Okay?
i'm too messed up to teach.	Ah! Well then, they're going to have to pay for that, aren't they?
then why aren't you teaching? why aren't you in a university?	I'm too messed up to teach.
i am.	Then why aren't you teaching? Why aren't you in a university?
ah! i thought you were a mailman.	I am.
doctor.  ph.d.	Ah! I thought you were a mailman.
exactly. and we need someone to cut through it. we hear you're the man.	Oh yeah? What am I - Perry Mason here?
the army. the army. what is it with you guys? we're not talking about a trip to the library here. this is the united states government for god's sake. this is red tape coming out of your ass. you know what i mean?	Exactly. And we need someone to cut through it. We hear you're the man.
this isn't injustice, mr. geary. the army did something to us and we've got to find out what.	The army. The army. What is it with you guys? We're not talking about a trip to the library here. This is the United States Government for God's sake. This is red tape coming out of your ass. You know what I mean?
i'm sorry, mr. singer, but do you have any idea how many people come to me with the injustices of the world? it'd break your heart.	This isn't injustice, Mr. Geary. The army did something to us and we've got to find out what.
what'd he say that for? what made him say that? strange, huh? strange.	What else did he say, Jake?
but the paper ...	That was set. I'm tellin' you.
cars don't explode that way. any simpleton knows that.	But the paper ...
why do you say that?	Cars don't explode that way. Any simpleton knows that.
bullshit. someone's covering somethin'. that was no accident.	Why do you say that?
you think they're connected?	I think something's fucking connect- ed. I mean, a car tried to run me over the other day. Doug too, right? We've got six guys here going fucking crazy.
no. not really ...	Excuse me a minute. I'll be right back.
he say what they looked like?	No. Not really ...
a couple of weeks, i think.	He say what they looked like?
how long had that been going on?	A couple of weeks, I think.
he was scared. he saw these creatures coming out of the woodwork. they were tryin' to get him, he said.	How long had that been going on?
what do you mean, demons?	He told me he was going to Hell.
we should get ourselves a lawyer.	I say you should get a shrink.
not my head, buddy. not me. i'm gettin' a headache just listenin' to you.	We should get ourselves a lawyer.
maybe that's the only way to get through. besides, six heads'll be better than one.	Not my head, buddy. Not me. I'm gettin' a headache just listenin' to you.
come on, professor. the army's not gonna give you any answers. you'll be buttin' your head against a stone wall.	Maybe that's the only way to get through. Besides, six heads'll be better than one.
not me, buddy.	Okay, not you Rod. But the rest of us are flipping out for some goddamn reason. They're tryin' to kill us. Fuck it man, we need to find out what's going on.
dr. carlson's dead?	An explosion, just like Paul's.
... i've seen them, too.	Shit!
it's not worth goin' over again and again. whatever happened, happened. it's over.	... I've seen them, too.
jake, you need to rest.	Not tonight, Louis. No more rest.
i'm walking, aren't i?	Jake, you need to rest.
what are you talking about? you can barely stand.	I'm walking, aren't I?
there's something i've gotta take care of, louis.	What are you talking about? You can barely stand.
what are you doing?	There's something I've gotta take care of, Louis.
what? by myself?	You can do it. Come on. Easy. Just give it a try.
perfect. we got it.  okay. let's just give it a little try. see if you can stand.	What? By myself?
i've seen it. it's all pain.	You ever read Meister Eckart?  How did you ever get your Doctorate without reading Eckart?  Good. Okay, let's turn over gently. Right side.
well, i'll see what i can do about it.	I've seen it. It's all pain.
i was in hell. i've been there. it's horrible. i don't want to die, louis.	Well, I'll see what I can do about it.
from a slipped disc? that'd be a first.	I was in Hell. I've been there. It's horrible. I don't want to die, Louis.
am i dead, louis?  am i dead?	From a slipped disc? That'd be a first.
half an hour from now and you'll be walking out of here all by yourself. mark my words.  well, you've done it to yourself this time, haven't you?	Am I dead, Louis?  Am I dead?
louis, you're a life saver.	I know.
yeah. you. every time i see you. no more errol flynn, okay? your back won't take it. you tell your girl friend to calm down if she knows what's good for you.	Louis, you're a life saver.
i don't know. i've been having them recently.  you know, you look like an angel, louis, an overgrown cherub. anyone ever tell you that?	Yeah. You. Every time I see you. No more Errol Flynn, okay? Your back won't take it. You tell your girl friend to calm down if she knows what's good for you.
what?	I don't know. I've been having them recently.  You know, you look like an angel, Louis, an overgrown cherub. Anyone ever tell you that?
i had this weird flash just then.	What?
i had to get in there. a deep adjustment. rest a moment and let it set a bit.	I had this weird flash just then.
god almighty. what did you do to me?	I had to get in there. A deep adjustment. Rest a moment and let it set a bit.
i can't relax.	Wiggle your toes.
if it was any other brain but yours, i might agree. relax, this is going to be strong.	I can't relax.
what can i tell you, louis? after nam i didn't want to think anymore. i decided my brain was too small an organ to comprehend this chaos.	If it was any other brain but yours, I might agree. Relax, this is going to be strong.
her problem is that you spent eight years getting a phd and then went to work for the post office.	What can I tell you, Louis? After Nam I didn't want to think anymore. I decided my brain was too small an organ to comprehend this chaos.
what? she threw me out, remember. she wanted some professor to carry her far away from brooklyn. only we didn't make it. she can't forgive me that she still lives in the same house she grew up in.	Her problem is that you spent eight years getting a PhD and then went to work for the post office.
you should go back to her.	What? She threw me out, remember. She wanted some professor to carry her far away from Brooklyn. Only we didn't make it. She can't forgive me that she still lives in the same house she grew up in.
she hates me, louis.	You should go back to her.
right. she doesn't stop talking about you. you're always on her mind. that's love, jake.	She hates me, Louis.
loves me!? she hasn't said a kind word about me in years!	Right. She doesn't stop talking about you. You're always on her mind. That's love, Jake.
she didn't. that's about all she said. put your hand up. good. i think she still loves you. take a breath and let it out.	Loves me!? She hasn't said a kind word about me in years!
i thought you said she didn't say much.	She didn't. That's about all she said. Put your hand up. Good. I think she still loves you. Take a breath and let it out.
she said you were a son of a bitch and she regrets the day she set eyes on you.	I thought you said she didn't say much.
she told you that?  did she tell you about the $2,000 i'm still paying for the orthodontist? i'll bet she didn't mention that.	She said you were a son of a bitch and she regrets the day she set eyes on you.
she says she can't get them new coats because you haven't sent the alimony for three months.	She told you that?  Did she tell you about the $2,000 I'm still paying for the orthodontist? I'll bet she didn't mention that.
she talk about the boys?	She says she can't get them new coats because you haven't sent the alimony for three months.
ah, good. now turn to your left.	She talk about the boys?
not much. she's like you that way. two clams. no wonder your marriage didn't last. put your hand under your head. take a breath and then let it out.	Ah, good. Now turn to your left.
sarah.	Not much. She's like you that way. Two clams. No wonder your marriage didn't last. Put your hand under your head. Take a breath and then let it out.
who?	Sarah.
i was absent the day they taught that in school. what did she say?	Who?
turn on your right side.  how about the other "right?"  i don't understand you philosphers. you've got the whole world figured out but you can't remember the difference between right and left.	I was absent the day they taught that in school. What did she say?
what did she have to say?	Turn on your right side.  How about the other "right?"  I don't understand you philosphers. You've got the whole world figured out but you can't remember the difference between right and left.
a bit.	What did she have to say?
her knee acting up?	A bit.
i saw sarah the other day.	Her knee acting up?
what can i tell you?	I saw Sarah the other day.
i know you. how come you're so tense today?	What can I tell you?
how do you know?	I know you. How come you're so tense today?
come on, jake. that didn't hurt.	How do you know?
hell, you think i am?	I'venever understood you, you know that? You were by far the best pupil I've ever had, bar none. Intellectu- ally, you were the most original, the most imaginative. Who knows, maybe you've been "elected" to see demons. Maybe you're in touch with ... some- thing. Nothing would surprise me about you Jacob. Nothing.
look. i don't pretend to know what's going on inside your head. for all i know it's pathological and they should be pumping valium into your veins by the quart. but if you're not willing to accept the help of sci- ence; and believe me, i admire you for that: then you'll have to do bat- tle on your own. what can i say? it's a lonely pilgrimage through our times even for the strongest souls. but to be pursued by ... demons no less ... there are no guides, jacob.  you wanna know what i'd do if i sud- denly started seeing demons? i'd hail the first taxi that came along, shoot over to bellvue and beg them for shock treatment. i'm no saint.	Hell, you think I am?
but i see them.	Look. I don't pretend to know what's going on inside your head. For all I know it's pathological and they should be pumping Valium into your veins by the quart. But if you're not willing to accept the help of sci- ence; and believe me, I admire you for that: then you'll have to do bat- tle on your own. What can I say? It's a lonely pilgrimage through our times even for the strongest souls. But to be pursued by ... demons no less ... There are no guides, Jacob.  You wanna know what I'd do if I sud- denly started seeing demons? I'd hail the first taxi that came along, shoot over to Bellvue and beg them for shock treatment. I'm no saint.
jacob, i don't believe in demons, not in the empirical sense. i don't be- lieve in devils fighting for our souls. i don't believe in enternal damnation. i don't believe in other- worldly creatures tormenting us. we don't need them. we do a good enough job on ourselves.	But I see them.
i'm afraid, prof. nothing makes sense.  please help me.	Jacob, I don't believe in demons, not in the empirical sense. I don't be- lieve in devils fighting for our souls. I don't believe in enternal damnation. I don't believe in other- worldly creatures tormenting us. We don't need them. We do a good enough job on ourselves.
demons? i don't know what to tell you. it sounds like a spiritual mat- ter to me. the problem, jacob, is that you have no context for it. you're a renegade existentialist suf- fering demons a hundred years after freud. how the hell am i supposed to make it fit?	I'm afraid, Prof. Nothing makes sense.  Please help me.
i need your insight, your intuition.	Demons? I don't know what to tell you. It sounds like a spiritual mat- ter to me. The problem, Jacob, is that you have no context for it. You're a renegade Existentialist suf- fering demons a hundred years after Freud. How the hell am I supposed to make it fit?
i don't know what to say.	I need your insight, your intuition.
yes.  i don't want them. i'm not looking for analysis or drugs. it's too easy to dismiss as some kind of psychosis.  it's more than that. i can feel it. i need you prof. you're the only one i can talk to.	I don't know what to say.
have you considered a doctor? a psy- chiatrist?	Yes.  I don't want them. I'm not looking for analysis or drugs. It's too easy to dismiss as some kind of psychosis.  It's more than that. I can feel it. I need you Prof. You're the only one I can talk to.
christ, i know how it sounds.	Have you considered a doctor? A psy- chiatrist?
i see them, prof. everywhere. they're invading my life.	Christ, I know how it sounds.
i know very little about demons, ja- cob, fleshy ones anyway. i know them as literary figures, biblical ones ... dante, milton ... but jacob,  this is the 20th century. we don't see demons now.	I see them, Prof. Everywhere. They're invading my life.
yes.	I know very little about demons, Ja- cob, fleshy ones anyway. I know them as literary figures, biblical ones ... Dante, Milton ... but Jacob,  this is the 20th Century. We don't see demons now.
see them?  what do you mean? physically?	Yes.
no.  i see them.	See them?  What do you mean? Physically?
demons, jacob? why demons? are you writing ... ?	No.  I see them.
i've got a problem, prof. more augus- tine than kierkegaard, if you know what i mean.  i need to know about ... demons.	Demons, Jacob? Why demons? Are you writing ... ?
well, try not to get burned. you have a great mind, jacob. don't let anyone tempt you away from it.	I've got a problem, Prof. More Augus- tine than Kierkegaard, if you know what I mean.  I need to know about ... demons.
i doubt it's my mind that interests her. i tell you prof, she's a fiery lady.	Well, try not to get burned. You have a great mind, Jacob. Don't let anyone tempt you away from it.
jacob, if it was any other brain but yours, i might agree.  tell me, does your lady friend know what a brilliant thinker, what a sub- lime intellect she's living with?	I doubt it's my mind that interests her. I tell you Prof, she's a fiery lady.
oh, that goes way back. they had a hiring freeze, one of those last min- ute things. bad timing for me though. middle of the war. the draft.  i'll tell you prof, after viet nam ... i didn't want to think anymore. i decided my brain was just too small an organ to comprehend this chaos.	Jacob, if it was any other brain but yours, I might agree.  Tell me, does your lady friend know what a brilliant thinker, what a sub- lime intellect she's living with?
last i heard you were offered a posi- tion in the west somewhere. tuscon was it?	Oh, that goes way back. They had a hiring freeze, one of those last min- ute things. Bad timing for me though. Middle of the war. The draft.  I'll tell you Prof, after Viet Nam ... I didn't want to think anymore. I decided my brain was just too small an organ to comprehend this chaos.
oh, you'd be surprised. they just don't have their doctorates, that's all.	Last I heard you were offered a posi- tion in the West somewhere. Tuscon was it?
hmm. i don't suppose there are too many philosophers in the post office?	Oh, you'd be surprised. They just don't have their doctorates, that's all.
i'm with another woman now. we're both with the post office, midtown, 34th street branch.	Hmm. I don't suppose there are too many philosophers in the post office?
ah!	I'm with another woman now. We're both with the post office, Midtown, 34th Street branch.
i haven't seen her in months.	Ah!
and how is your wife? sarah, no?	I haven't seen her in months.
likewise.	And how is your wife? Sarah, no?
it's good to see you.	Likewise.
ah. neither snow nor sleet, nor dark of night ... i always admired that.	It's good to see you.
the postal service. i'm a mailman.	Ah. Neither snow nor sleet, nor dark of night ... I always admired that.
are you in the service?	The postal service. I'm a mailman.
if this is an emergency we have a staff of psychiatric social workers. there's about an hour's wait. i'll be glad to take your name. why don't you just fill out this form?	Goddamn it! I don't want a social worker. Carlson knows me.
that's ridiculous. i've been coming here for years. listen to me. i'm going out of my fucking mind here. i need to see him.	If this is an emergency we have a staff of psychiatric social workers. There's about an hour's wait. I'll be glad to take your name. Why don't you just fill out this form?
you want me to spell it out? there's nothing here.	That's ridiculous. I've been coming here for years. Listen to me. I'm going out of my fucking mind here. I need to see him.
whataya mean, no record?	You want me to spell it out? There's nothing here.
i'm sorry but there's no record of a jacob singer in our files.	Whataya mean, no record?
jacob singer.	I'm sorry but there's no record of a Jacob Singer in our files.
what's your name?	Jacob Singer.
damn it. i was in the veteran's out- patient program. he knows me.	What's your name?
our doctors are seen by appointment only.	Damn it. I was in the veteran's out- patient program. He knows me.
look, i need to see him. i know where his room is. just give me a pass. i won't be long. ten minutes.	Our doctors are seen by appointment only.
not according to my charts. do you have an appointment?	Look, I need to see him. I know where his room is. Just give me a pass. I won't be long. Ten minutes.
new? he's been here for years.	Not according to my charts. Do you have an appointment?
carlson? is he new here?	New? He's been here for years.
i'd like to speak to dr. carlson, please.	Carlson? Is he new here?
jacob, what can i do?	Save me!
i'm not dead. i am not dead.	No. Of course you're not. You've just hurt your back. That's all. You're going to be fine. It'll just take some time.
she had these real beefy thighs. delicious.	I thought you said it was a nightmare?
go to sleep.	She had these real beefy thighs. Delicious.
she was good in bed, though.	Go to sleep.
guilty thoughts. see what happens when you cheat on me, even in your mind?	She was good in bed, though.
jezebel, from the post office. you remember, you met her that time at the christmas party. i was living with her. god, it was a nightmare. there were all these demons and i was on fire. only i was burning from ice.	Guilty thoughts. See what happens when you cheat on me, even in your mind?
i don't want to know.	Jezebel, from the post office. You remember, you met her that time at the Christmas party. I was living with her. God, it was a nightmare. There were all these demons and I was on fire. Only I was burning from ice.
what a dream i was having. i was living with another woman ... you know who it was?	I don't want to know.
this is healthy? i'll probably die of pneumonia tomorrow and this is healthy.	What a dream I was having. I was living with another woman ... You know who it was?
it's not healthy with it closed.	This is healthy? I'll probably die of pneumonia tomorrow and this is healthy.
of course not. you have all the blankets. it must be ten degrees in here. i'm telling you, sarah, if you want to sleep with fresh air, you sleep on the fire escape. from now on that window is closed.	It's not healthy with it closed.
i'm not cold.	Of course not. You have all the blankets. It must be ten degrees in here. I'm telling you, Sarah, if you want to sleep with fresh air, you sleep on the fire escape. From now on that window is closed.
it's freezing.	I'm not cold.
what was that?	It's freezing.
i don't have to ask if you can feel that.	Goddamn it. I want Louis.
no. don't move me.	I don't have to ask if you can feel that.
i'm going to have to move you a bit, just to check for injuries. this may hurt a little.	No. Don't move me.
i don't know. santa claus. i had my son's picture in it. gabe's picture. it's the only one i had.	We better get an orthopedic man in here. Is Dr. Davis on call?
who did?	I don't know. Santa Claus. I had my son's picture in it. Gabe's picture. It's the only one I had.
they stole it.	Who did?
my back. i can't move. i need my chiropractor.	Your back? Did you fall?
tell me, damn you!	You know who I am.
how many times have you asked me that? how many times?	TELL ME, DAMN YOU!
who are you?	How many times have you asked me that? How many times?
goddamn you!	I loved your chemist, Jake. The height of fantasy. And your vision of paradise.  A most romantic creation. You're quite a dreamer, Jake. Only it's time to wake up.
what's wrong, jake?  forget to take your antidote?	Goddamn you!
oh god!	What's wrong, Jake?  Forget to take your antidote?
your capacity for self-delusion is remarkable, dr. singer.	Oh God!
this isn't happening.	Your capacity for self-delusion is remarkable, Dr. Singer.
where have they gone?	Wake up! Stop playing with yourself. It's finished.
it's over, jake. it's all over.	Where have they gone?
no! what's going on? where's my family?	It's over, Jake. It's all over.
sit down!	No! What's going on? Where's my family?
where are they?	Sit down!
sit down, jake.	Where are they?
where's sarah? where are the boys?	Sit down, Jake.
do what? i haven't done a thing.	Don't play games with me. There's nothing more to say.
stop it, jez. don't do that.	Do what? I haven't done a thing.
i always liked the west, west of il- linois anyway. but you gotta give me time to pack.	Stop it, Jez. Don't do that.
don't be funny.	I always liked the West, west of Il- linois anyway. But you gotta give me time to pack.
where's west? new jersey?	Don't be funny.
west.	Where's West? New Jersey?
oh?  where you going?	West.
i picked up my ticket.  i'm leaving in the morning, jez.	Oh?  Where you going?
oh yeah? what was happenin' there?	I picked up my ticket.  I'm leaving in the morning, Jez.
mid-town mostly.	Oh yeah? What was happenin' there?
i'm not bugging you. come and lie down. i'll give you a massage.  where'd you go today?	Mid-town mostly.
then don't bug me.	I'm not bugging you. Come and lie down. I'll give you a massage.  Where'd you go today?
you can have anything you want.	Then don't bug me.
shit! can't i just have a bad day?	You can have anything you want.
look at yourself. you look like you've seen a ghost.	Shit! Can't I just have a bad day?
goddamn it. why do you say that?	Look at yourself. You look like you've seen a ghost.
you look terrible. what happened?  jake ... is it the antidote?	Goddamn it. Why do you say that?
i'm tired.	You look terrible. What happened?  Jake ... is it the antidote?
jake, what is it?	I'm tired.
i'm not upset.	Jake, what is it?
you look upset.	I'm not upset.
i'm okay. i just don't want to lis- ten.	You look upset.
what'd you do that for? it's an in- teresting story. all these people are still disappearing. right off the street.  hey, what's wrong? are you all right?	I'm okay. I just don't want to lis- ten.
well leave then. go to hell.	You son-of-a-bitch. Who do you think you are? I don't deserve this. Who takes care of you day and night? Who cleans the floor and washes your goddamn underwear? Well, I've had it. You flip out on your own, you ungrateful bastard. I'm done holding your hand. I don't want anything to do with you, you hear? Nothing!
you're out of your fucking mind. i'm not gonna stand around here gettin' interrogated by you.	Well leave then. Go to Hell.
you know goddamn well what i mean.	You're out of your fucking mind. I'm not gonna stand around here gettin' interrogated by you.
what do you want me to say? my mother's tummy?	You know goddamn well what I mean.
that doesn't mean shit. where do you come from, huh? and i don't mean indiana.	What do you want me to say? My mother's tummy?
you've lived with me for two years.	That doesn't mean shit. Where do you come from, huh? And I don't mean Indiana.
i don't know you.	You've lived with me for two years.
cause you know goddamn well who i am.	I don't know you.
why won't you answer me?	Cause you know goddamn well who I am.
it's going to be all right, jake. it's going to be all right. don't be afraid. i've got you now.	Hold me, Jezzie. Hold me.
so tell me ... am i still an angel?	With wings.  You transport me, you know that? You carry me away.
tell me, damn you!	YOU KNOW WHO I AM.
how many times have you asked me that? how many times?	TELL ME, DAMN YOU!
who are you?	How many times have you asked me that? How many times?
who are you? what are you doing to me?	You have quite a mind, Jake. I loved your friends. That chemist - the Ladder. What an imagination you have!
what's wrong, jake?  forget to take your antidote?	Who are you? What are you doing to me?
your capacity for self-delusion is remarkable, dr. singer.	What's wrong, Jake?  Forget to take your antidote?
what's going on?	Your capacity for self-delusion is remarkable, Dr. Singer.
wake up. stop playing with yourself. it's finished.	What's going on?
where have they gone?	Wake up. Stop playing with yourself. It's finished.
it's over, jake. it's all over.	Where have they gone?
no! what's going on? where's my family?	It's over, Jake. It's all over.
sit down.	No! What's going on? Where's my family?
where are they?	Sit down.
sit down, jake.	Where are they?
what're you ... ? where's sarah? where are the boys?	Sit down, Jake.
i love you when you're angry.	Oh yeah?  Try leavin' without me.
reasonable? reasonable? jake ... you're gettin' me angry.	I love you when you're angry.
no. i'm a marked man, jez. i'm the only one left. i don't want to expose you to that. it's not right for you or me. be reasonable.	Reasonable? Reasonable? Jake ... You're gettin' me angry.
please.	No. I'm a marked man, Jez. I'm the only one left. I don't want to expose you to that. It's not right for you or me. Be reasonable.
i promise.	Please.
bullshit!	I promise.
no. things are too hot. later. i'll send for you.	Bullshit!
i can waitress. i'm good.	No. Things are too hot. Later. I'll send for you.
it's not practical, jez. it'll be hard enough alone.	I can waitress. I'm good.
i want to go with you, jake. wherever you go.	It's not practical, Jez. It'll be hard enough alone.
stick with me, kid.	I want to go with you, Jake. Wherever you go.
this is one of my dreams, jake. ever since i was a little girl. i never thought it would happen.	Stick with me, kid.
i tell you, it was so wonderful. i felt like a little boy. i saw paradise, jezzie.	It's so hard to believe.
it's amazing, you know, that a drug could change things like that, destroy a life and then give it back. it's hard to believe that the world could be so hellish on day and like heaven the next.	I tell you, it was so wonderful. I felt like a little boy. I saw Paradise, Jezzie.
what's gotten into you?	It's amazing, you know, that a drug could change things like that, destroy a life and then give it back. It's hard to believe that the world could be so hellish on day and like heaven the next.
me neither.	What's gotten into you?
god, i can't keep up with all your changes.	Me neither.
yep. finally. i love you, jez.	God, I can't keep up with all your changes.
are you out of your mind?	Yep. Finally. I love you, Jez.
i'm gonna make love to you. that's what i'm gonna do.	Are you out of your mind?
what are you doing here? are you all right? how do you expect to pay for this?  everyone's looking for you, jake. i dodged people all over the place, reporters, police. i don't know what you're gonna do.	I'm gonna make love to you. That's what I'm gonna do.
i have no idea.  i was right. there were experiments. i knew it. i knew it. my god.	How do you know he's telling the truth?
how?	I have no idea.  I was right. There were experiments. I knew it. I knew it. My God.
a chemist. part of a chemical warfare unit out of saigon. he said he knows me and that i'll know him when i see him.	How?
who was that?	A chemist. Part of a chemical warfare unit out of Saigon. He said he knows me and that I'll know him when I see him.
i'm not here. you haven't seen me.	Hello ... No. He's not here. I haven't seen him all night ... I don't know when ... What? Tell him what?  Vietnam? ... What experiments?
it might be for me.	I'm not here. You haven't seen me.
don't!	It might be for me.
i can do anything i want.	Don't!
why are you doing this to me? you can't just go away like that.	I can do anything I want.
you wanna know? turn on the t.v. watch the fucking news!	Why are you doing this to me? You can't just go away like that.
i want to know. you tell me!	You wanna know? Turn on the T.V. Watch the fucking news!
stay away from me, jez.	I want to know. You tell me!
where were you, jake? where've you been? why haven't you called?	Stay away from me, Jez.
let go!	Where were you, Jake? Where've you been? Why haven't you called?
who else were you expecting?	Let go!
jezzie?	Who else were you expecting?
it's just me.	Jezzie?
i don't believe this.	Baby, I'm sorry. I feel terrible. I'd stay and talk but I'm so late. Look, don't be upset. We'll talk when I get home. See you around midnight.  Bye. And don't brood. Watch T.V. or something.
i don't know. that's all he said. he wasn't very friendly. oh, yeah. he said your buddies backed down. they chickened out, he said.	I don't believe this.
what's he talking about?	I don't know. That's all he said. He wasn't very friendly. Oh, yeah. He said your buddies backed down. They chickened out, he said.
he said you didn't have one.	What's he talking about?
what? what do you mean?	He said you didn't have one.
he didn't give me a chance.  look, honey, don't get upset, but he's not taking your case.	What? What do you mean?
why didn't you call me?	He didn't give me a chance.  Look, honey, don't get upset, but he's not taking your case.
while you were in the shower.	Why didn't you call me?
he did? when?	While you were in the shower.
i put a frozen dinner in the oven, a manhandler. it'll be ready at a quarter of. i threw a little salad together. it's in the fridge. i also bought some apple juice, red cheek. don't drink it all. oh, and jake, your lawyer called.	He did? When?
in a way. at least now i have some idea of what was happening. if we can only get them to admit ... to explain what they did ... i don't know. maybe it'd clear things up in my head. i'll tell you something, jez, honestly ... i thought they were real.	I put a frozen dinner in the oven, a Manhandler. It'll be ready at a quarter of. I threw a little salad together. It's in the fridge. I also bought some apple juice, Red Cheek. Don't drink it all. Oh, and Jake, your lawyer called.
how come? the army?	In a way. At least now I have some idea of what was happening. If we can only get them to admit ... to explain what they did ... I don't know. Maybe it'd clear things up in my head. I'll tell you something, Jez, honestly ... I thought they were real.
you know what? i feel ... exorcised ... like the demons are gone.	How come? The army?
remember that.	You know what? I feel ... exorcised ... like the demons are gone.
underneath all the bullshit, just love.	Remember that.
i know.	Underneath all the bullshit, just love.
i love you, jez.	I know.
we're all angels, you know ...  ... and devils. it's just what you choose to see.	I love you, Jez.
with wings. you transport me, you know that? you carry me away.	We're all angels, you know ...  ... and devils. It's just what you choose to see.
so tell me ... am i still an angel?	With wings. You transport me, you know that? You carry me away.
look, i'm horny. keep it in mind.  love me a little?	You are the most unbelievable woman I have ever met. One second you're a screaming banshee and the next you're Florence Nightingale. Who are you? That's what I want to know. Will the real Jezzie Pipkin please stand up.
you know, you really ought to get out today. you can't just sit around like this all the time. it's not healthy. it's not good for your mind. go take a walk, or somethin'. go to a movie. christ, who's gonna know? you think i care? i don't give a shit. go. enjoy yourself. one of us should be having a good time.  hello! anybody home?  anybody in there?	What?
you're right here, jake. you just rest.  the doctor said you had a virus. that's what they say when they don't know what it is. you can't do anything for a week. he says you gotta recuperate.  now you just lie here. mrs. sandelman made you some chicken soup. it'll warm you up.	You know, you really ought to get out today. You can't just sit around like this all the time. It's not healthy. It's not good for your mind. Go take a walk, or somethin'. Go to a movie. Christ, who's gonna know? You think I care? I don't give a shit. Go. Enjoy yourself. One of us should be having a good time.  Hello! Anybody home?  Anybody in there?
are we in brooklyn?	You're right here, Jake. You just rest.  The doctor said you had a virus. That's what they say when they don't know what it is. You can't do anything for a week. He says you gotta recuperate.  Now you just lie here. Mrs. Sandelman made you some chicken soup. It'll warm you up.
you're here. home. the doctor said you're lucky your brains didn't boil.  what a night, jake. it was crazy. you kept sayin' "sarah, close the window," over and over. and talkin' to your kids. even the dead one. weird. you know you melted 200 pounds of ice in 8 hours. amazing, huh?	Are we in Brooklyn?
am i home?	You're here. Home. The doctor said you're lucky your brains didn't boil.  What a night, Jake. It was crazy. You kept sayin' "Sarah, close the window," over and over. And talkin' to your kids. Even the dead one. Weird. You know you melted 200 pounds of ice in 8 hours. Amazing, huh?
jake.  you're gonna be all right, jake. you're gonna be fine.	Am I home?
help me! help me!	Here. I'll do it.
sam, tony, come in here.	Hey, I'm not dressed.
jezzie! my feet are throbbing!	Sam, Tony, come in here.
lie down!	Jezzie! My feet are throbbing!
don't gimme that.	Lie down!
what kind of man are you?	Don't gimme that.
i can't do it.	What kind of man are you?
look at me. i'm ice cold.	You're red hot, damn it. Get in there. I've got to get more ice.
that's your decision.	Look at me. I'm ice cold.
you're out of your mind. i'm not getting in there. i'd rather die.	That's your decision.
goddamn it. get in here. i can't stand around waiting.	You're out of your mind. I'm not getting in there. I'd rather die.
coming here?	Goddamn it. Get in here. I can't stand around waiting.
he's coming right over.	Coming here?
that you'd die on the way to the hospital. now get into that tub.	He's coming right over.
what'd the doctor say?	That you'd die on the way to the hospital. Now get into that tub.
get your clothes off!	What'd the doctor say?
what are you talking about? i'm freezing.	Get your clothes off!
get your clothes off.	What are you talking about? I'm freezing.
what the hell are you doin'?	Get your clothes off.
the numbers stop at 107.	What the hell are you doin'?
how high is that?	The numbers stop at 107.
it's gone to the top.	How high is that?
what does it say?	It's gone to the top.
i don't believe this. i'm calling the doctor.	What does it say?
what's it say? a hundred and two?	I don't believe this. I'm calling the doctor.
can't you stop it?	If I could stop it, I'd stop it.
show me della!	Hey, I'm here.
why? what for?	Show me Della!
where's della? bring her here?	Why? What for?
what do you mean? where do you think?	Where's Della? Bring her here?
where?	What do you mean? Where do you think?
we're at della's.	Where?
where are we?	We're at Della's.
oh, come on. it's early.	Where are we?
i wanna leave. get me out of here.	Oh, come on. It's early.
you okay?	I wanna leave. Get me out of here.
they weren't human!	Come on. What were they, Jake?
kids on a joy ride. happens all the time.	They weren't human!
those guys tried to kill me tonight. they were aiming right at me.	Kids on a joy ride. Happens all the time.
demons, jake? come on. they're winos and bag ladies. low life. that's all they are. the streets are crawling with 'em. don't make em into somethin' they're not.  it's the pressure, honey. that's all it is.	Those guys tried to kill me tonight. They were aiming right at me.
they're like demons, jez.	Demons, Jake? Come on. They're winos and bag ladies. Low life. That's all they are. The streets are crawling with 'em. Don't make em into somethin' they're not.  It's the pressure, honey. That's all it is.
new york is filled with creatures. everywhere. and lots of stations are closed.	They're like demons, Jez.
what does that have to do with anything? does it explain the barricaded subway stations? does it explain those godforsaken creatures?	New York is filled with creatures. Everywhere. And lots of stations are closed.
it's still there, jake.  even if you never say a word about it. you can't spend two years in vietnam ...	What does that have to do with anything? Does it explain the barricaded subway stations? Does it explain those Godforsaken creatures?
when was the last time i said a word?	It has nothin' to do with talkin'.
'cause she's always on your mind.	When was the last time I said a word?
why do you bring her up?	'Cause she's always on your mind.
maybe it's all the pressure, jake. the money. things like that. or your wife.	Why do you bring her up?
i'll be glad to avoid the crush.	I enjoy crushing into you.
well, i'll miss riding home with you. i was looking forward to it.	I'll be glad to avoid the crush.
now? what about the boss? he's not gonna like it.	Well, I'll miss riding home with you. I was looking forward to it.
i don't know. one of these days, i'm gonna see louis. my back's killing me.	Now? What about the boss? He's not gonna like it.
what's wrong?	I don't know. One of these days, I'm gonna see Louis. My back's killing me.
i'm going home.	What's wrong?
how's it going?	I'm going home.
jake!	How's it going?
ready?	Just gettin' rid of the garbage.
i don't like things that make you cry.	I just want to look ...
wait. don't.	I don't like things that make you cry.
is that the one who died?	Gabe.
not to me.	Well, you didn't marry her.
she looked good then.	Not to me.
look at her face. a real bitch.	She looked good then.
what do you mean you can see?	Look at her face. A real bitch.
why you left.	What do you mean you can see?
what?	Why you left.
that's sarah?  i can see what you mean.	What?
here. look. this is me and sarah when i was still at city college.	That's Sarah?  I can see what you mean.
lemme see.	Here. Look. This is me and Sarah when I was still at City College.
look at these, will ya? i don't believe it. jesus, these are fantastic. look, here's my dad ... and here's my brother, when we were down in florida.	Lemme see.
pictures. your wife was gonna toss 'em so "what's his name" brought 'em over on his way to school.	Look at these, will ya? I don't believe it. Jesus, these are fantastic. Look, here's my Dad ... And here's my brother, when we were down in Florida.
what's in here?	Pictures. Your wife was gonna toss 'em so "what's his name" brought 'em over on his way to school.
jake, you are never out of your head!	What's in here?
i must have been out of my head.	Jake, you are never out of your head!
the best.	I must have been out of my head.
and look what i got.	The best.
a good lay.	And look what I got.
yeah, but for what?	A good lay.
you sold your soul, remember? that's what you told me.	Yeah, but for what?
you're a real heathen, you know that, jezzie? jesus, how did i ever get involved with such a ninny?	You sold your soul, remember? That's what you told me.
i don't let anybody call me that.	You're a real heathen, you know that, Jezzie? Jesus, how did I ever get involved with such a ninny?
and where do you think jezebel comes from?	I don't let anybody call me that.
well, personally, i never went for church names.	And where do you think Jezebel comes from?
they're biblical. they were prophets.	Well, personally, I never went for church names.
they're weird names.	They're Biblical. They were prophets.
eli. why can't you remember their names?	They're weird names.
no. the little one.	Eli. Why can't you remember their names?
who? jed?	No. The little one.
your kid dropped it off.	Who? Jed?
thanks.  what's that?	Your kid dropped it off.
maybe you left 'em in the bathroom.	Thanks.  What's that?
jezzie, i can't see.	Maybe you left 'em in the bathroom.
did you look around the headboard?	Jezzie, I can't see.
i don't know.	Did you look around the headboard?
where'd you leave 'em?	I don't know.
no. have you seen my glasses?	Where'd you leave 'em?
you up?	No. Have you seen my glasses?
what happened to you?	Don't ask.
roberts didn't show up. what could i say? besides, it's double time.	What happened to you?
it is tomorrow. four a.m. how come you're so late?	Roberts didn't show up. What could I say? Besides, it's double time.
oh god, jezzie, ask me tomorrow.	It is tomorrow. Four A.M. How come you're so late?
the room!	Oh God, Jezzie, ask me tomorrow.
what do you mean?	The room!
what do you think?	What do you mean?
thanks.	What do you think?
that help?	Thanks.
where to?	That help?
i moved the couch. that's all.	Where to?
if i knew i wouldn't have to ask. what did you do? i was happy the way it was.	I moved the couch. That's all.
where are you?	If I knew I wouldn't have to ask. What did you do? I was happy the way it was.
where is the lamp?	Where are you?
gee, thanks a lot.	Where is the lamp?
i didn't want to wake you.	Gee, thanks a lot.
why didn't you turn on the light?	I didn't want to wake you.
what the hell did you do, move all the furniture?	Why didn't you turn on the light?
jake, is that you?	What the hell did you do, move all the furniture?
i don't know what to say.	Save the words ... Just send back my credit card.
what? you want the plaza? don't be foolish. here. take this, too.  this is my place on prince street. it's got my phone, everything. call if you need me ... but you won't. everything's gonna work out. you just get outta town as fast as you can. the new york police can be effective when they want to be.	I don't know what to say.
no. i couldn't.	What? You want the Plaza? Don't be foolish. Here. Take this, too.  This is my place on Prince Street. It's got my phone, everything. Call if you need me ... but you won't. Everything's gonna work out. You just get outta town as fast as you can. The New York police can be effective when they want to be.
here. i've got every credit card ever printed. take this. stay here till you can arrange to get away. it's on me.	No. I couldn't.
i would have stayed there if i could.	I'm sure. You've got nothing but troubles waitin' for you here.
glorious. i'm not surprised. i fed you enough of that stuff to send a horse to heaven. i'm just glad you came back.	I would have stayed there if I could.
mike, it was real. it was glorious.	Glorious. I'm not surprised. I fed you enough of that stuff to send a horse to heaven. I'm just glad you came back.
well that's good to know.	Mike, it was real. It was glorious.
it was paradise, michael. you showed it to me. you were there.	Well that's good to know.
better living through chemistry, that's my motto.	It was paradise, Michael. You showed it to me. You were there.
i don't believe this. it's a miracle, michael. a miracle.	Better living through chemistry, that's my motto.
and no more demons. i told you they'd be gone.	I don't believe this. It's a miracle, Michael. A miracle.
just relax.	What's happening? Help me.
i can't move.	Just relax.
pleasant dreams.	I can't move.
i think i'm falling asleep.	Pleasant dreams.
it's strong stuff.	I think I'm falling asleep.
one drop?	It's strong stuff.
"yea though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death i shall fear no evil," but no one ever said i wouldn't be shittin' in my pants every step of the way, huh?  stick out your tongue.  that'a boy. now why don't you just lie down and relax.	One drop?
i don't know.	"Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil," but no one ever said I wouldn't be shittin' in my pants every step of the way, huh?  Stick out your tongue.  That'a boy. Now why don't you just lie down and relax.
don't worry. take it. it'll free your head. come on.	I don't know.
what is it?	Don't worry. Take it. It'll free your head. Come on.
i'd hoped i'd never have to. just open your mouth and stick out your tongue.	What is it?
never?	I'd hoped I'd never have to. Just open your mouth and stick out your tongue.
i came up with the formula back in nam but i never got a chance to use it.	Never?
hey, i'm not the problem. you've got bigger problems than me.	I came up with the formula back in Nam but I never got a chance to use it.
how do i know this isn't just some kind of, you know, seduction or something?	Hey, I'm not the problem. You've got bigger problems than me.
sometimes. when it's convenient.	How do I know this isn't just some kind of, you know, seduction or something?
you come here often?	Sometimes. When it's convenient.
because i can get rid of the demons. i can block the ladder. i have an antidote. we can kill them off, chemically speaking. they'll all disappear. it's chemistry, my friend. i know. i created it. come with me. i can help.	You come here often?
so why tell me now?	Because I can get rid of the demons. I can block the Ladder. I have an antidote. We can kill them off, chemically speaking. They'll all disappear. It's chemistry, my friend. I know. I created it. Come with me. I can help.
the truth can kill, my friend. five hundred men died out there. this isn't a story they'd ever want out. when paul's car blew up i realized the scope of the thing. i knew they meant business.	So why tell me now?
if you knew, why didn't you say anything?	The truth can kill, my friend. Five hundred men died out there. This isn't a story they'd ever want out. When Paul's car blew up I realized the scope of the thing. I knew they meant business.
i always suspected the effects might come back. that's why i had to follow you. i had a hell of a time getting hold of your records.	If you knew, why didn't you say anything?
yeah. but not with the cong.	Who then?
but there was an attack. i can still see them coming. there was a fight, wasn't there?	Yeah. But not with the Cong.
a couple of days later. it was fierce. you guys never saw it.	But there was an attack. I can still see them coming. There was a fight, wasn't there?
none of us can remember that night. i get flashes of it but they don't make sense. we saw shrinks for years. but nothing they did could ever touch it. what happened? was there ever an offensive?	A couple of days later. It was fierce. You guys never saw it.
like it was yesterday.	A couple days later they decided to use the Ladder, on one test battalion. Yours. Just in an infintessimal dose in the food supply, to prove its effectiveness in the field. They were sure your unit would have the highest kill ratio in the whole goddamn offensive. And you did, too. But not the way they tnought.
anyway, this big offensive was coming up. everyone knew it; time magazine, huntley-brinkley. and the brass was scared 'cause they knew we couldn't win. morale was down. it was gettin' ugly in the states. hell, you remember.	Like it was yesterday.
the ladder?	That's what they called it. A fast trip right down the ladder.  Right to the primal fear, the base anger. I'm tellin' you, it was powerful stuff. But I don't need to tell you. You know.
right. they were worried. they figured you guys were too soft. they wanted something to stir you up, tap into your anger, you know? and we did it. the most powerful thing i ever saw. even a bad trip, and i had my share, never compared to the fury of the ladder.	The Ladder?
yeah, sure. we were losing the war.	Right. They were worried. They figured you guys were too soft. They wanted something to stir you up, tap into your anger, you know? And we did it. The most powerful thing I ever saw. Even a bad trip, and I had my share, never compared to the fury of the Ladder.
no shit. they had me by the balls. next thing i know i'm in saigon ... in a secret lab synthesizing mind- altering drugs. not the street stuff mind you. they had us isolating special properties. the dark side, you know? they wanted a drug that increased aggressive tendencies.	Yeah, sure. We were losing the war.
shows how much you knew.	No shit. They had me by the balls. Next thing I know I'm in Saigon ... in a secret lab synthesizing mind- altering drugs. Not the street stuff mind you. They had us isolating special properties. The dark side, you know? They wanted a drug that increased aggressive tendencies.
next thing i know i'm on rikers island. ever been there?  suddenly they take me from my cell to the visitors room with those bank teller windows, you know. four army colonels, medals up their asses, are standing on the other side. they tell me if i'll come to vietnam for two years, no action, mind you, just work in a lab, they'll drop all the charges and wipe the record clean. well, i'd only been in jail for thirteen hours and i already knew that nam couldn't be any worse.	Shows how much you knew.
long time ago.	Next thing I know I'm on Rikers Island. Ever been there?  Suddenly they take me from my cell to the visitors room with those bank teller windows, you know. Four army colonels, medals up their asses, are standing on the other side. They tell me if I'll come to Vietnam for two years, no action, mind you, just work in a lab, they'll drop all the charges and wipe the record clean. Well, I'd only been in jail for thirteen hours and I already knew that Nam couldn't be any worse.
so first i'm arrested, right? best lsd i ever made, right down the drain. i figure this is it, twenty years in the joint, if i'm lucky. that was '68.	Long time ago.
i don't get it. who are you? why have you been following me?	Observation, mainly. Clinical study. You were one of the survivors.
surprised, huh? i told you you'd know me. i've been tracking you for a long time. i just wish i'd spoken to you before tonight.	I don't get it. Who are you? Why have you been following me?
no. i'll take the other one.  right. well it's good to have you back. see you tomorrow, probably.	If you're lucky.
tan? what tan? it faded on the airplane. i'd try to get my money back, but who do you ask?  two hundred dollars a night, for what?	No. I'll take the other one.  Right. Well it's good to have you back. See you tomorrow, probably.
you got a nice tan, though.	Tan? What tan? It faded on the airplane. I'd try to get my money back, but who do you ask?  Two hundred dollars a night, for what?
hot. where do i sign?	You got a nice tan, though.
how was palm springs?	Hot. Where do I sign?
that's what i'd like to know. if you see him on the street somewhere, tell him he's fired.	How was Palm Springs?
where's wong?	That's what I'd like to know. If you see him on the street somewhere, tell him he's fired.
i know. that's why i'm asking.	Where's Wong?
they're awfully heavy.	I know. That's why I'm asking.
how 'bout over there?  no wait. do me a favor. bring 'em to the back room.	They're awfully heavy.
i no from around here.	Yeah, you and everyone else.
excuse me, do you know if we've passed nostrand avenue yet?  excuse me.  look, i'm asking a simple question. have we hit nostrand avenue? i fell asleep.	I no from around here.
push 'em back.	Help me!
that's some gash. his guts keep spilling out.	Push 'em back.
he'll never make it.	That's some gash. His guts keep spilling out.
total delirium.	He'll never make it.
he's burning up.	Total delirium.
dream on!	What?!
clear the area. this is an order!	What is wrong with you?
you come near me and i'll blow us all up.	We're not going to hurt you.
please come quietly.	You come near me and I'll blow us all up.
for what? for seeking the truth?	Please come quietly.
throw that torch away, young man. give yourself up. you're under arrest.	For what? For seeking the truth?
push 'em back.	Help me!
that's some gash. his guts keep spilling out.	Push 'em back.
total delirium.	That's some gash. His guts keep spilling out.
he's burning up.	Total delirium.
this is not a dream! this is my life.	Of course it is. What else could it be?
last night! they were as real as you are!	This is not a dream! This is my life.
i'm sorry.	Last night! They were as real as you are!
that's a lie. my family was here.	I'm sorry.
no. no. you haven't had any visitors.	That's a lie. My family was here.
where's sarah? where did she go?  she was here ...	No. No. You haven't had any visitors.
you look awake to me. here.  drink some of this.	Where's Sarah? Where did she go?  She was here ...
i'm awake?	You look awake to me. Here.  Drink some of this.
lennox hospital.	I'm awake?
where am i?	Lennox Hospital.
well, don't we look better this morning? that was a hard night, wasn't it?	Where am I?
we're doing everything we can.	Louis Schwartz. Nostrand Avenue.
call my chiropractor.	We're doing everything we can.
i'll page him.	Call my chiropractor.
what about your girlfriend? you don't think she'll mind?	Are you kidding? We've put up more of her cousins. You wouldn't believe how they breed down there.
you come home with me.	What about your girlfriend? You don't think she'll mind?
i'm afraid to go by myself anymore. i keep thinkin' one of 'em's gonna come up behind me. somethin's wrong when a guy can't even take a leak by himself. i've seen 'em take people right off the street. i used to go home a different way every night. now i can't even go home.	You come home with me.
they're monsters, jake. we're both seein' 'em. there's gotta be a connection. something.	I'm afraid to go by myself anymore. I keep thinkin' one of 'em's gonna come up behind me. Somethin's wrong when a guy can't even take a leak by himself. I've seen 'em take people right off the street. I used to go home a different way every night. Now I can't even go home.
i don't know. i don't know.	They're monsters, Jake. We're both seein' 'em. There's gotta be a connection. Something.
she said i haven't been the same since then. since that night. there's still this big hole in my brain. it's so dark in there, jake. and these creatures. it's like they're crawling out of my brain. what happened that night? why won't they tell us?	I don't know. I don't know.
the army?	She said I haven't been the same since then. Since that night. There's still this big hole in my brain. It's so dark in there, Jake. And these creatures. It's like they're crawling out of my brain. What happened that night? Why won't they tell us?
they keep telling me i'm already dead, that they're gonna tear me apart, piece by piece, and throw me into the fire.  i carry these everywhere but they don't help. nothing helps. everyone thinks i'm crazy. my mother filed a report with the army.	The army?
what is it paul? what's happening to me?	They keep telling me I'm already dead, that they're gonna tear me apart, piece by piece, and throw me into the fire.  I carry these everywhere but they don't help. Nothing helps. Everyone thinks I'm crazy. My mother filed a report with the army.
oh god. i know. i know.	What is it Paul? What's happening to me?
me, too. i had no idea. it's like i was coming apart at the seams.	Oh God. I know. I know.
god almighty. i thought i was the only one.	Me, too. I had no idea. It's like I was coming apart at the seams.
everywhere, like a plague.	God almighty. I thought I was the only one.
you've seen them?	Everywhere, like a plague.
i've seen them too ... the demons!	You've seen them?
what do you mean?	I've seen them too ... the demons!
don't do anything.  paul, i know what you're talking about.	What do you mean?
i don't know what to do.	Don't do anything.  Paul, I know what you're talking about.
it's okay, paul. it's okay.	I don't know what to do.
why not?	They're waitin' for me, that's why.
i don't know who they are, or what they are. but they're gonna get me and i'm scared, jake. i'm so scared i can't do anything. i can't go to my sisters. i can't even go home.	Why not?
who, paul? what exactly ... ?	I don't know who they are, or what they are. But they're gonna get me and I'm scared, Jake. I'm so scared I can't do anything. I can't go to my sisters. I can't even go home.
sorry. sometimes i think i'm just gonna jump outta my skin. they're just drivin' me wild.	Who, Paul? What exactly ... ?
they've been followin' me. they're comin' outta the walls. i don't trust anyone. i'm not even sure i trust you. but i gotta talk to someone. i'm gonna fly outta my fuckin' mind.	Sorry. Sometimes I think I'm just gonna jump outta my skin. They're just drivin' me wild.
who is?	They've been followin' me. They're comin' outta the walls. I don't trust anyone. I'm not even sure I trust you. But I gotta talk to someone. I'm gonna fly outta my fuckin' mind.
that's as straight as i can put it. and don't tell me that i'm crazy 'cause i know i'm not. i'm goin' to hell. they're comin' after me.	Who is?
you in trouble?	Yeah.
i don't know.	You in trouble?
what's goin' on paul?	I don't know.
pull the mirror down on the sun visor.  just watch 'em.	What's goin' on Paul?
that black car?	Pull the mirror down on the sun visor.  Just watch 'em.
let's get a couple drinks, okay?  hey, take a look behind us. do you think that car is followin' us?	That black car?
what's wrong?	Let's get a couple drinks, okay?  Hey, take a look behind us. Do you think that car is followin' us?
i'm not sure where i can talk anymore.	What's wrong?
you can't talk in brownsville?	I'm not sure where I can talk anymore.
i just need to talk.	You can't talk in Brownsville?
why the hell we drivin' here?	I just need to talk.
you and everybody else. god i hate this area. makes me nervous.	Why the hell we drivin' here?
nope.	You and everybody else. God I hate this area. Makes me nervous.
still married, jake?	Nope.
you tellin' me? how many times can you die, huh?	Still married, Jake?
it's not worth it. you'll never win.	You tellin' me? How many times can you die, huh?
no joke. fuckin' army! that goddamn war. i'm still fightin' it.	It's not worth it. You'll never win.
it's almost like a conspiracy, huh?	No joke. Fuckin' army! That goddamn war. I'm still fightin' it.
count 'em on one hand.	It's almost like a conspiracy, huh?
you're lucky. how many vets you know are even employed?	Count 'em on one hand.
i work in a bakery.	You're lucky. How many vets you know are even employed?
jesus, man, you look terrific. you must have put on twenty pounds.	I work in a bakery.
i need to see you.	Jesus, man, you look terrific. You must have put on twenty pounds.
shit, paul. i'd love to see you. but i'm kind of laid up here. i've been sick.	I need to see you.
i need to see you, jake.	Shit, Paul. I'd love to see you. But I'm kind of laid up here. I've been sick.
me neither. nothing too exciting. so tell me, to what do i owe the honor?	I need to see you, Jake.
nothin' much.	Me neither. Nothing too exciting. So tell me, to what do I owe the honor?
jesus christ. how've you been? what's happening in your life?	Nothin' much.
a long time.	Jesus Christ. How've you been? What's happening in your life?
paul! you son-of-a-bitch, how the hell are you? i haven't seen you in what, five, six, years?	A long time.
paul gruneger! well i'll be goddamned!	Paul! You son-of-a-bitch, how the hell are you? I haven't seen you in what, five, six, years?
paul gruneger!	Paul Gruneger! Well I'll be goddamned!
speaking.	Paul Gruneger!
jacob singer?	Speaking.
hello.	Jacob Singer?
do you want me to get someone?	No. No. It's okay. I'm okay.
blew up? what do you mean it blew up?	Do you want me to get someone?
no one knows. they say it blew up.	Blew up? What do you mean it blew up?
how did it happen?	No one knows. They say it blew up.
last month, before thanksgiving.	How did it happen?
jesus, jesus! ... when?	Last month, before Thanksgiving.
a car accident.	Jesus, Jesus! ... When?
died?	A car accident.
i'm so sorry. obviously you haven't ... dr. carlson died.	Died?
i'm looking for dr. carlson. isn't this his office?	I'm so sorry. Obviously you haven't ... Dr. Carlson died.
can i help you?	I'm looking for Dr. Carlson. Isn't this his office?
he's melting it as fast as we dump it in.	Okay. My husband's got two more bags. He's coming. They're heavy.
on top of him?	He's melting it as fast as we dump it in.
pour it in.	On top of him?
i don't blame him. what should i do with the ice?	Pour it in.
he doesn't like it.	I don't blame him. What should I do with the ice?
is he all right?	He doesn't like it.
bring it in.	Is he all right?
i have some ice from the machine.	Bring it in.
i don't have all day, kid.	Yeah yeah I better call the labs, see what the hell is going on.
okay, enough of this shit.	Alright, asshole.
oh, come on!	Okay, enough of this shit.
yes it does.	Oh, come on!
asshole that does not count as a kill.	Yes it does.
he's not part of the program.	Hey cool. They brought ancient hockey guy back to life.
pause play.	He's not part of the program.
that sucks. why won't he go down?	Pause play.
you got lucky. i could have waited until he ate your head.	Speaking of which, duck!
you got lucky.	You got lucky. I could have waited until he ate your head.
that's nine to four, geek-boy.	You got lucky.
watch it punk, i'm armed.	Punk?
remember, stay calm, use your thrusters. we'll be fine.	Why wouldn't we be. I mean, look around. So far so good.
hurry up, guys. we've got the rescue ship on radar.	Delongpre! Out of time!
the ship's depressurizing, the engines overheating. when it  reaches the core, we're done.	Done?
minimal.	We made it?
what?	I don't know. Nothing.
his mother?	What?
can we blow it with just two?	If we don't sever the hull completely she'll drag us down with her.
we can't lead him into the other hull!	We don't have a choice!
when the left hull goes, so will the right.	What if we blow the walkways first? Leave Jason over here to go up with the ship?
what's that?	THat's the sound of deep space attacking the integrity of the ship.
rizzo pull the fucking lever!	No.
if the ship goes, so does jaso.	Rizzo pull the fucking lever!
what are you doing?!!	If the ship goes, so does Jaso.
it's locked!	Then break it! If you don't pull it, the ship's going to depressurize!
okay, he was a great guy, now let's move out.	Could you show a little compassion?!
goodbye old friend.	Okay, he was a great guy, now let's move out.
we're not leaving crutch!	We don't have time to argue!
just make a break for the door. he'll get some of us, but that's the breaks.	We're not leaving Crutch!
forget the bridge, the shuttle's waiting!	What do you mean, not enough time?
duck fuckers?	He's either unconcious or playing dead, whichever, he ain't really dead. Okay, you know , that's it for me. I'm outta here.
sergeant!	Get out of here!
can't shut em' down from here.	Somebody's gonna have to go back to the engine room.
blowing the walkway? you come up with that yourself?	Rizzo did.
bomb?	Explosive. We're blowing the walkway.
sergeant? we thought you were...	Yeah, yeah.  Well, what have you got to say for yourself?
damnit to hell, you left me back there to die!	Sergeant? We thought you were...
where the hell were you?!!	He came for me, I had to run!
where have you been?!!	He....He...
okay that hurt.	Thorgan, pull us in.
what?!	Kkinsa! Open the doors!
uh-oh.	What?!
thorgan, suit up.	This is gonna work. If he sticks to the program. Will he? Stick to the program?
goodbye, my love.	Thorgan, suit up.
done!	Let's move out!
two more charges to go.	Done!
as long as they're connected we can blow them all simultaneously from a safe distance.	Two more charges to go.
kay-em!	What are you doing back?!!
thorgan, quit screwing around and come on!	I'm coming, I'm coming.
hey! i'm not ready.	Then you better hurry. I'll blow alley one, Delongpre, you and Rizzo take there. Janessa you ready two and we'll meet up there.
i'll need system four converters.	They're back here.
we're not supposed to do that.	What are you gonna do, tell me?
the hull's imploding!	Rizzo! Can you hear me?!
shit!	The hull's imploding!
everyone okay?	I think I broke my arm.
better let me.	Where'd you get the gun?
you see that?	Briggs, Geko, movement beyond the boxed fuselage.
nice touch.	And you said high school was boring.
creepy.	Cool.
use the thrusters and you'll be fine. we'll huddle together out there.	Hey, easy now.
boeman, the ships not here.	Use the thrusters and you'll be fine. We'll huddle together out there.
earth ii.	Suit up.
it bought us some time.	And now we're all out of it.
hurry!	Faster! Don't we have another gun?
then what do we do?!	I don't know!
i'd say we have about ten minutes tops.	Then stop talking and work faster!
where is...?	You tell me! She's only set one charge. And it's not finished!
i think i speak on behalf of the group when i say this is bad news.	Thorgan? You coming?!
how many?	Bring 'em all. Let's move!
we'd need charges.	We could convert fission transistors.
brodski! get to lab two. we have an emergency!	Er, guys. Where's the Hockey Player?
sergeant!	What?
what's my status?! i've lost three men and your worthless fuck! after i kill this asshole i'm coming your yllo!	But I didn't see...
ok sarge, what's your status?	wHAT'S My status?! I've lost three men and your worthless fuck! After I kill this asshole I'm coming your Yllo!
you just keep an eye out.	Yeah yeah. Got it.
yeah, i got ya. i don't see anything inside though.	You just keep an eye out.
got it! let's move out girls. yllo go to lab two and cover out backs.	At least try to get him alive...will ya Brodski?
just don't go in there half cocked. you guys have a tendency to blow shit up and ask questions later.	You got that right.
not a chance.	JUst don't go in there half cocked. You guys have a tendency to blow shit up and ask questions later.
all i'm saying is dock with space lab, couple of hours no more. let them take a look at our friends.	Not a chance.
yllo, what's your head count?	Looks like we're missing two. Stone and Kkinsa.
wait a minute...i need...	Give it a rest Yllo. She needs some time.
my job.	Fine, just stay out of my way.  Hit it.
what the hell are you doing?	My job.
jesus what the hell is that?	That's exactly what we need to find out. Check your orders, Sergeant. I out rank you where discovery is concerned. Now step aside. I have a medical emergency to deal with.
right now, i care only for the safety of this crew. you don't know anything about these two -	Jesus what the hell is that?
i am a scientist you asshole! this could be the most important discovery in 400 years. do you have any idea what a find like this could mean?	Right now, I care only for the safety of this crew. You don't know anything about these two -
i still think we should send for a team of real scientists.	I am a scientist you asshole! This could be the most important discovery in 400 years. Do you have any idea what a find like this could mean?
i don't give a shit. this one's prime for decryonization. we're brining her back.	I still think we should send for a team of real scientists.
damnit, yllo! i don't like it.	I don't give a shit. This one's prime for decryonization. We're brining her back.
well, when we rejuvenate this one you can ask her.	Damnit, Yllo! I don't like it.
how do you know that piece of cursed rock down there doesn't carry something metal tits can't detect?	Well, when we rejuvenate this one you can ask her.
brodski i'll talk slow so you can understand me. she's thawing. if we don't get her to the lab, she'll die, and that will be on your bald fucking head!	What if they're carrying? Did you even check?
you're a teacher.	Brodski I'll talk slow so you can understand me. She's thawing. If we don't get her to the lab, she'll die, and that will be on your bald fucking head!
i am an expert!	You're a teacher.
my god! this is way over your head, pal. we need to call some experts and . . .	I am an expert!
get them in the lab!	Not so fast Yllo! There's a protocol here.
we need weapons.	Weapons? All this technology and what good has it done?!
don't go out there. you can't win. we need to get off this ship. that's all there is to it.	Not an option. I'm going to hunt this son of a bitch down.
i need to know what you know about this guy.	Don't go out there. You can't win. We need to get off this ship. That's all there is to it.
i doubt that. i think we can handle whatever your ancient hockey player can throw at us.	Look! Just get everyone together, get off the ship... and then blow it to kingdom fucking come! That's the only way you're going to live.
he's dead. they're both dead. you don't understand what is on this ship. this is a being that kills. that's what he does. that's all he does. and he is very good at it.	Kicker, Sven. Get into the grid and tell me what the hell is going on!
lab two, relax. what's the matter? he's dead.	No, you're dead! You're all dead!
where is he?	Lab two, relax. What's the matter? He's dead.
i'm with you kid.	Where is he?
jesus, sarge, what is this thing?	Teach! Where the hell are you?! Where's our visuals?!!
kicker, anything?	Negative.
fuckin a...	Now get out of our way...get back to the lab and baby sit your snot nosed brats... we've got a job to do!
you sumbitch! three dead! on my watch! if that...that thing is out there, it's dead! you got it!!!	Fuckin A...
report to weapons. we're going on a hunt.	Roger that.  Time to kick some ass!
jesus, god!	Oh man, what the hell happened?
pull me in!	I'm pulling, damnit!
yllo's dead. we...we thought you were too.	Takes more than a steelbalde to take this old dog down.
space lab?! wait'll i get my hands on yllo.	Yllo's dead. We...we thought you were too.
jason. he's what happened. then grendel hit space lab.	Space Lab?! Wait'll I get my hands on Yllo.
give me a break! what happened?	Jason. He's what happened. Then Grendel hit Space Lab.
damnit! you scared the hell out of me!	Give me a break! What happened?
where is everybody? what happened?	Damnit! You scared the hell out of me!
well i mean, technically you are old enough to be my great, great, great...	I get it.
old woman?	Well I mean, technically you are old enough to be my great, great, great...
no thank you, you crazy old woman.	Old woman?
oh great...yeah, having a great time, and you?	No thank you, you crazy old woman.
you okay?!	Oh great...yeah, having a great time, and you?
rizzo, pull away!	I'm stuck!
delongpre, you don't even know me.	I know you.
did you like it?	I think so, why?
i think i had some when i was eight.	Did you like it?
rizzo, did they have chinese food in your time?	I think I had some when I was eight.
no i'm not okay! i don't know what the hell i'm doing!	You're doing fine. I won't let anything happen to you, remember?
rizzo, you okay?	No I'm not okay! I don't know what the hell I'm doing!
okay, good tip.	You'll be fine.
you wanna release your air tanks?	Okay, good tip.
that sounds like rizzo having faith in some of that future shit.	Eat me.
his mother was killed before his eyes. that's what drove him insane. it'll work.	That sounds like Rizzo having faith in some of that future shit.
got it.  you ever space walked?	Oh sure, all the time.
you?	Wait around on your asses all day.  I'll need a distraction.
you know, this future shit sucks. i'll fucking do it.	You?
see? we're not so bad.	Not so bad.
i couldn't save them.	Well, we'd be dead without you. You know that, don't you?
and what happend to ...?	I couldn't save them.
they were all wrong. they couldn't control him.	And what happend to ...?
jason seemed to have the right stuff. physically, anyway. radiation, cell damage, didn't matter. he just kept going.	Were you close to your father?
i thought you meant...	You thought I meant...too tough to apologize, huh? You must have been a very lonely girl.
my father's company imports and exports. archaeology is part of the business. we happen to get along just fine, smartass. look, why don't you bust somebody else's balls for a change.	I thought you meant...
so, you thought you'd be cool. go against your father's wishes? yeah, that's grown up.	My father's company imports and exports. Archaeology is part of the business. We happen to get along just fine, smartass. Look, why don't you bust somebody else's balls for a change.
that's why i'm here.	So, you thought you'd be cool. Go against your father's wishes? Yeah, that's grown up.
what's this?	It's the engine, reactors, audiometers, it's the stuff that makes the ship go zoom.
hey!!	What's this?
that's a good fantasy, though. kinky, but good.	Hey!!
hey.	That's a good fantasy, though. Kinky, but good.
rizzo?!	It's better this way. If we were rescued Jason would just get off the ship. You want him on your precious Earth II?
what if you miss?	What if we don't?
we're screwed!	400 years in the future and these pea-shooters are the best you can do?!
med-kit?	I guessed.
kkinsa, crutch is hurt! we need access to the shuttle's med-kit or he'll die.	Med-kit?
kkinsa, open the goddamn door!	Yeah, that's it, scare the hell out of here, that'll work.
don't just stand there! shoot him!	No you don't!
well, i'm not hanging out here with ms. showtunes.	Guys!!! The shuttle?
rizzo, he's out there.	Yeah and he'll be here soon enough.  Last chance.
outta here?	Isn't there an escape POD on this ship? Something?
you just need to relax. rizzo ti's the future. we have soldiers on board, e-x grunts, the baddest of the bad...and their weapons? i'm sure are slightly more advanced than what you're used to.	I hope so.
where are you going?	We have to get off this ship.
maybe we should go with them. like you said, your space lab connections can deal with this thing. at least we'll be safe.	They are not going anywhere. I cut power to the  shuttle.
thinking with your dick again, delongpre?	Maybe we should go with them. Like you said, your Space Lab connections can deal with this thing. At least we'll be safe.
i'm thinking rizzo was right.	Thinking with your dick again, Delongpre?
we must assume the machete was an intricate part of the game of hockey.	I'm thinking Rizzo was right.
shut up! she just wants this thing dead!	No shit. I got no problem with that.
god damnit! will you stop doing that?!	Oh I like her a lot.
i'd want her statements before we reach porch. jesus, women.	Yeah, like you'd be a rock after everything she went through?
that's really funny.	I'd want her statements before we reach porch. Jesus, women.
more time...shit, she's had 400 years...	That's really funny.
she needs a little time.	More time...shit, she's had 400 years...
well?	She needs a little time.
spunky . . .	She broke my fucking nose!
what about the others? shouldn't we wait?	I've waited long enough. Kay . . . you know what to do.
it's time.	What about the others? Shouldn't we wait?
now what?	We wait. I need about fifteen. Call me if there are any changes. If she farts I want a full report.
he's trying to ask you out on a date.	Shut up, Thorgan!
oh, shit. he's going to see us.	Well, do something!
i'll help you in.	Kay-Em, you've saved our lives, you know that don't you?
okay?!!	Just come on, I've got an idea.
kaboom.	Again?! Jesus!
it's on the table where i left it! what the hell are you doing?! hurry up!	I'm on my way.
i feel better. now how do you fire this damn thing?	Just go! I've a feeling he's right behind us!
go-go-go-go-go!!!!	He's right behind us!
yuck.	We're screwed.
now hold on! we should hear her out!	She's obviously dealt with this guy before.
close the fucking door!	NO!
they'll make it.	Close the fucking door!
they're not gonna make it. close the door before he gets us all.	They'll make it.
you lost the charge?	He was chasing me!
i...i don't know what i did...	You lost the charge?
push off toward us.	Forget her, she's a pain in the ass. Let her hang there.
i knew you were a little sick, but geez.	I get no kick from champaign, mere alcohol doesn't faze me at all, but I get a kick out of you.
you must shut down the engines.	Then do it. The rescue ship can find us here right?
now this is getting exciting.	Remember to roll his balls around a bit.
now that's just gross.	GO, GO, GO!
and what's with the headgear?	The mask is an artifact from a sport outlawed in twenty-twelve.
alright, relax. 20 minutes. soon as we've passed tara's rings we'll make the course correction.	Thank you.
we've got a situation here! just do as  you're told!	Alright, relax. 20 minutes. Soon as we've passed Tara's rings we'll make the course correction.
i'll need the sergeant's okay on that.	We've got a situation here! Just do as  you're told!
fat lou, we're changing courses for the solaras space lab.	I'll need the sergeant's okay on that.
oh my god . . . what the hell is . . .	Just get us to the ship!
hey teach! this rock's starting to freeze! get your ass back hre!	Keep your shirt on! I'm working on it. You won't believe what we found.  Adrienne! Stoney!
i'm missing two!	Shit! Temp's dropping! We should have left this rock an hour ago!
you're so bossy.	You're leaving me here alone?
yeah, great idea! and i'll keep the big guy distracted with a blow job.	Would you?
you read a lot of science fiction didn't you?	A little late to be thinking about escape, isn't it?
hurry! she's lost it!	So what else is new?
you think it killed . . .  yeah, i guess not.	Let's just get out of here.
i'm gonna spew.	That ought'a help the situation.
this is what it means right here.	Small brains make your balls itch?
what do we do?!!	Crutch?
what are you doing?	Jesus! Can't you knock?  Diminish power to shutttle Beowulf.
look ice chip, why don't you just chill out and let us handle this?	Try to calm down. Just think, you're going to be famous!
jesus!	Oh my God! Adrienne?
later.	You prefer an apple?
you're quicker than usual.	Later.
i don't know...sorry?	Sergeant, we could use a big bomb.
i'm just saying.	Come on. You got all these gadgets and shit. Why can't we get inside the right hull, seal up the doors and blow the walkways?
any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.	I'm just saying.
no.	Teleportation? Some way to beam us the hell out of dodge?
boeman don't. you know i'm right.	Are you crazy?! Pull the lever!
i'll tell you where he is. he's walking around this ship, killing anything that moves.	Maybe she tripped.
you killed him?	Blew half his skull away, one leg, one arm and left his entrails stretched across the lab. And look at me! I'm covered in his filthy blood!
sumbitch won't be giving us anymore trouble.	You killed him?
no...  that's the sound of the men working on the chain gang.	Are there any other shuttles?
i'm surrounded by idiots.	You need to get laid!
i'm afraid i cannot assist.	I'm surrounded by idiots.
yeah 3cpo, i saw star wars, now how about you help me get out of this coffin, barbie...	I'm afraid I cannot assist.
cybernetics science droid, fluent in over six...	Yeah 3cpo, I saw STAR WARS, now how about you help me get out of this coffin, Barbie...
barbie from hell...	Cybernetics science droid, fluent in over six...
kay-em 14.	Barbie from hell...
robot huh?	Kay-em 14.
i missed you too.	I love you.
i am now. i missed you, thorgan.	I missed you too.
kay-em you okay?	I am now. I missed you, Thorgan.
kay-em we made it!	Oh, goody. I'm so pleased. I'd clap if I could.
you did good, kay-em. i'm proud of you.	A real mamma's boy that one. Dissed his mamma and he nearly threw a tantrum. Little good it did him.
kay-em, you okay?	Don't worry about me. I live for this shit.
yes, i've reprogrammed you. you are very brave. bad ass.	Oh, alright.
do i have to?	Yes, I've reprogrammed you. You are very brave. Bad ass.
who are you apologizing to?	Good point.
sorry, sorry.	Who are you apologizing to?
oh, hush. i disengaged your pain programming.	Sometimes I just wish I had a kitten.
ow!	Oh, hush. I disengaged your pain programming.
almost done.	Ow!
it's just you and me, then.	Come here, might as well fix that arm.
am i in there?	Sory...
i'll never experience my fantasy of three sex droids, two humans, and a knofflapod. damn.	Am I in there?
i didn't say i was good at it.	Oh shit! There he is!
the cryo unit leaked. the computers sealed the room. no airborne viruses no hazardous materials. i've shut down the until. alright, stand back.	Hold your breath. Initial cryo gasses will render you unconcious.
somebody wanted the place to stay hidden.	In twenty-eighty-two many of the survivors moved their facilities underground to escape . . .
the air's laced with type two ozone, it reads as a solid.	Somebody wanted the place to stay hidden.
leave him behind!	No! He's coming with us!
kicker!	Defense droids. I'm on it.
now wait a minute! i don't think you should open that door.	This is a science excursion corporal. Just stay out of the way.
fat lou, bring the ship to the following coordinates. call grendel, have them power up the labs, we're bringing in the find of the century!	Now wait a minute! I don't think you should open that door.
we're missing two of the kids!	Get your ass back to the shuttle. I'll check it out.
yo, teach, what the fuck?	We're missing two of the kids!
i gotta go back.	But?!!
what?!!	I gotta go back.
damn!  close the door! i'll be right back.	What?!!
then open the doors!	Thirty seconds.
the power's back up!	Then open the doors!
something's wrong.	Keep trying!
how do you know?	I just know.
what?	Ssh.
i don't understand...what does he want?	He wants to kill you...and me...and everyone on this ship.
i'll reset our course . . . 3 hours?	See you then . . . doctor.
if you're for real, you're looking at a million credits for viewing rights alone. doesn't include touring and guest lectures. when can you get them here?	I'll reset our course . . . 3 hours?
hypothetically, how much are we talking?	If you're for real, you're looking at a million credits for viewing rights alone. Doesn't include touring and guest lectures. When can you get them here?
alright, i'm . . .  no way . . . is this a joke?	Hypothetically, how much are we talking?
trust me. i'm bypassing regular channels. see what kind of payday we're looking at.	Alright, I'm . . .  No way . . . is this a joke?
yeah, yeah if this is another ancient farrari . . .	Trust me. I'm bypassing regular channels. See what kind of payday we're looking at.
i'm sending you the files.	Yeah, yeah if this is another ancient Farrari . . .
we just left old earth. you'll never believe what we found.	I'm sending you the files.
you son of a bitch, you know what time it is?	We just left old Earth. You'll never believe what we found.
it's okay, he just wanted his machete.	Three...two...one...
how do you open the damn door?	You're crazy!
guys, please come with me!	4You're not going anywhere.
scientists. very intellegent men.	That's great. I bet they'll kick Jason's ass at a spelling bee!
more soldiers?	Scientists. Very intellegent men.
they can deal with this sort of thing.	More soldiers?
what good will that do?	They can deal with this sort of thing.
you wanna die?	Are we locked down?
you're not going anywhere.	You wanna die?
that's ridiculous. you're overreacting.	Why don't you get it? He's going to kill us all!
azrael can you repeat that?	Get him out of there!
impossible! he was dead before he entered cryo-statis. there is no possible way he could be alive.	I didn't say he was alive.
jason! can't you see? he did this.	Impossible! He was dead before he entered Cryo-statis. There is no possible way he could be alive.
of course he is. he's the most relevant find in 400 years...except for you, of course. look if you're worried about pr don't be. you're walking and talking.  he's a stiff. you'll get the publicity.	Are you finished?
jason? he's on this ship?!	Of course he is. He's the most relevant find in 400 years...except for you, of course. Look if you're worried about PR don't be. You're walking and talking.  He's a stiff. You'll get the publicity.
but...i...400 years?	That's right, now if you could...
we need to do some tests...i'd like to ask you a few questions.	But...I...400 years?
now lay back we need to do some tests and i have some questions...	JASON?! WHERE IS HE?!
we've had nano-tech for the last 30 years.	30? How long was I out?
nano...but nanotechnology is impossible.	We've had Nano-Tech for the last 30 years.
nanotechnology.	Nano...but nanotechnology is impossible.
how did i get here, how did you bring me back?	Nanotechnology.
where..? who . . .?  i'm alive. you brought me back.	Obviously so.
guys, he's right behind us!	It's okay.
can we get through these?	Sure but what good will that do?
listen to me. please. let's get off thsi ship. come with me.	Rizzo, a shuttle out in the middle of space? We'll die oout there.
yes!	Listen up duck fuckers, you can't kill this thing.
so, you're saying thse guys have like, lasers and stuff? they could hack him to pieces?	Exactly.
what have you done?	What have I done?! Idiots.
he's dead! everyone's dead! old earth is dead!	Old Earth?
hockey player? he's not a ...	He's dead! Everyone's dead! Old Earth is dead!
the hockey player? he a friend of yours?	Hockey player? He's not a ...
my cars. and a comic book.	Here --  Take him home.
just a favor for your old man.	Sure, Dad.
dad, the ponds are for old ladies.	Just a favor for your old man.
do me this favor just once. use the ponds.	Dad, the ponds are for old ladies.
i'm all checked out for light surf and look at it.	Do me this favor just once. Use the ponds.
you're not going to the ocean with that, are you son?	I'm all checked out for light surf and look at it.
my boat's neat, dad!	I want him out of the ocean.
son! -- out of the water now!	My boat's neat, dad!
cut my hand. hit by a vampire.	On the swing? I told you not to play near there until I sanded it down.  See what your son did?
he's comin' up -- !	He's taken him!
he's chasing us! i don't believe it.	Full throttle! To port!
dead astern! zig-zag!	He's chasing us! I don't believe it.
he's trying to sink us!	Dead astern! Zig-zag!
have you ever had one do this?	No!
he can't stay down with three barrels on him! where is he?!	Have you ever had one do this?
what about us?	Have to pump her steady, s'all.
did you get him in the head?	No! No! No!  Swing around! After him!
shut up! just pump her out!	Yeah, Captain, as soon as I make a call.
that's it! radio in for help!	Shut up! Just pump her out!
where...?	The bilge pumps. There --
he's busting the shaft! start the pump!	Where...?
what's that one, there?	Tattoo. Had it taken off.
i almost had 'im.	What's that one, there?
c'mon. middle appendix --	I almost had 'im.
look a' that -- bayonet iwo jima.	C'mon. Middle appendix --
let's call in -- we can radio and have a big boat here in an hour...	You hired me, remember? It's my $10,000. It's my shark...
we got a barrel on him. we can't lose him. we stay out here until we find him.	Let's call in -- we can radio and have a big boat here in an hour...
why don't we go in? get another crack at him tomorrow.	We got a barrel on him. We can't lose him. We stay out here until we find him.
i never saw one that big.	What do we do? Get some help? Radio in?
how -- if they're gonna keep on breaking?	What I do is trick him to the surface, got that? Then I can jab him, understand?  Think I'm gonna haul it in as if he's a catfish, like everyone else does?
don't tell me my business!  quarter-mile, that way. full throttle.	How -- if they're gonna keep on breaking?
what's the point with hooks and lines? --	Don't tell me my business!  Quarter-mile, that way. Full throttle.
the wire's showing!	Unbuckle me -- fast!  Grab the leader. He ain't normal, this one... they never --
you got it?	Get behind me, dummy!  Reverse her and turn -- he's taking too much line!  Wet my reel, quick!
why are we way out here, when the shark's back there?	...'cause this is where he lives. You gotta think like they do.
who's driving the boat?	Nobody. We're drifting with the current.
keep that chum line going -- we've got five good miles. don't break it.	Who's driving the boat?
all right, commissioner. but when we're on my ship, i am master, mate and pilot. and i want him...  ...along for ballast.	You got it.
it's my charter. my party.	All right, Commissioner. But when we're on my ship, I am Master, Mate and Pilot. And I want him...  ...along for ballast.
what do you mean 'we...?'	It's my charter. My party.
hey. knock it off. i don't want to have to listen to this while we're out there...	What do you mean 'We...?'
i know who he is...	He's from the Oceanographic Institute.
this is matt hooper...	I know who he is...
two cases. and dinner when you land.	Try some of this. I made it myself.
and, uh, a case of apricot brandy and you buy the lunch.	Two cases. And dinner when you land.
you got it.	And, uh, a case of apricot brandy and you buy the lunch.
and you get the mayor off my back with this zoning crap. nobody tells me how to run my property.	You got it.
you got it.	And you get the Mayor off my back with this zoning crap. Nobody tells me how to run my property.
and incidental damages, if any...	You got it.
you got it.	And incidental damages, if any...
and my regular daily rate -- $200, whether we catch him or not.	You got it.
i'm authorized by the township of amity to hire you as an independent contractor. we'll meet your price. $10,000.	And my regular daily rate -- $200, whether we catch him or not.
cash? or do we do this on a handshake and a promise?	I'm authorized by the township of Amity to hire you as an independent contractor. We'll meet your price. $10,000.
what?	Cash? Or do we do this on a handshake and a promise?
did you bring a check?	What?
what'll i tell the kids?	Tell 'em I went fishin'!
yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.	What'll I tell the kids?
nothing to worry about -- i'll survive this.	I'll see you back soon. There's an extra pair of glasses in your black socks, and there's some suntan lotion and blistex in your kit.
you going to be all right?	Nothing to worry about -- I'll survive this.
colorful, isn't he?	You going to be all right?
home... new york?	No. Home here.
can you do that?	I am Chief of Police. I can do anything I want.  You want to come?
why don't we have one more drink, you and i, and then we go down and cut open that old shark and see for sure what's inside him, or not.	Can you do that?
you too, sweetheart...	Thank you.
how come you have to tell them that?	Excuse me, but what are you talking about? Didn't they catch the shark this afternoon? It was on the Cape station news.
it's his birthday present, and you closed the beach, honey. i told him not to go in the water after what happened yesterday. i don't believe he'll ever do it again.	I told him not to go out until he memorized the handbook and the safety safety regulations, until he was sure of himself...
michael! come inside!	It's his birthday present, and you closed the beach, Honey. I told him not to go in the water after what happened yesterday. I don't believe he'll ever do it again.
it's three feet deep, martin	Michael! Come inside!
where is he?	He's sitting in it.
mikey loves his birthday present.	Where is he?
love a cup of tea. with lemon.	Mikey loves his birthday present.
can you stand something to eat?	Love a cup of tea. With lemon.
you're very tight, y'know?  right there.	Ow.  He's gotta be more careful in the water...
love ya.	Hey Chief. Bring my cup back.
here? you gotta be kiddin'.	Love ya.
be careful.	Here? You gotta be kiddin'.
older, sillier.	I don't want to depend on these things, y'know - sometimes you can weaken your eyes.
sexy, hm? what was i before?	Older, sillier.
i think they make you look sexy.	Sexy, hm? What was I before?
oh, yeah.  how do i look? older, huh?	I think they make you look sexy.
don't forget these.	Oh, yeah.  How do I look? Older, huh?
i used to wear this to the garden. garbage strikes. dog shit. muggers.  ship it.	Don't be silly - You're going to make summer better for them...
you want to go through those?  i'm taking them to the thrift shop. it's marcia vaughn's pet charity. pick out what you want to keep -- it's mostly your city clothes.	I used to wear this to the Garden. Garbage strikes. Dog shit. Muggers.  Ship it.
feed the dogs.	You want to go through those?  I'm taking them to the Thrift Shop. It's Marcia Vaughn's pet charity. Pick out what you want to keep -- it's mostly your city clothes.
i never hear the whistle.	Feed the dogs.
did you burn another kettle? y'know you're a fire hazard? this is the third one!	I never hear the whistle.
give me 30 years, i'll get it.	Did you burn another kettle? Y'know you're a fire hazard? This is the third one!
like you're from n'yawk.	Give me 30 years, I'll get it.
the kids are in the yahd, playing near the cah. how's that sound?	Like you're from N'Yawk.
in amity, you say 'yahd.'	The kids are in the yahd, playing near the cah. How's that sound?
probably out in the back yard.	In Amity, you say 'Yahd.'
do you see the kids?	Probably out in the back yard.
right.	Do you see the kids?
'cause when we bought the house it was autumn. this is summer. feed the dogs.	Right.
how come the sun didn't used to shine in here?	'cause when we bought the house it was Autumn. This is summer. Feed the dogs.
my kids were on that beach...	Just sign it, Larry.
the best interest in this town would be to see that fish belly-up in the water with a hole in his head. you do the right thing. you authorize me.  right there. whatever it costs.	My kids were on that beach...
i was acting in the town's best interests...	The best interest in this town would be to see that fish belly-up in the water with a hole in his head. You do the right thing. You authorize me.  Right there. Whatever it costs.
forget it. this summer's had it. next summer's had it. you're the mayor of shark city. you wanted to keep the beaches open. what happens when the town finds out about that?	I was acting in the town's best interests...
maybe we can save august...	Forget it. This summer's had it. Next summer's had it. You're the mayor of Shark City. You wanted to keep the beaches open. What happens when the town finds out about that?
i'm going to hire quint to kill the fish. i want to see that shark dead.	Maybe we can save August...
i don't know if i can do that without a...	I'm going to hire Quint to kill the fish. I want to see that shark dead.
there's only one thing you're good for anymore -- signing a damn voucher. here. it's an authorization to employ a contractor.	I don't know if I can do that without a...
why?	There's only one thing you're good for anymore -- signing a damn voucher. Here. It's an authorization to employ a contractor.
got a pen on you?	Why?
larry, we can re-open the beaches in august.	August! Tomorrow is the 4th of July, and we are going to open for business. It's going to be our best summer in years. If you're so concerned about the beaches, you two, you do whatever you have to to keep them safe, but with you or without you, the beaches stay open this weekend.
you'd love to prove that. getting your name in the national geographic.	Larry, we can re-open the beaches in August.
we have got to close the beaches. we have got to get someone to kill the shark, we need non-corrosive mesh netting, we need scientific support... it's gonna cost money just to keep the nuts out and save what we have.	I don't thing either of you is familiar with our problems...
he lost it on the way up.	What kind of a shark did you say it was?
let's all get out of here, this place stinks.	I'm going home.
she's right.	Let's all get out of here, this place stinks.
why not, larry? we could get a positive confirmation that way.	Be reasonable, boys -- this isn't the time or the place to do some kind of half-assed autopsy on a fish. Ben...  do you have all the pictures you need?
matt hooper, the specialist they send down from the oceanographic institute.	I think we all owe a debt of gratitude to these men for catching this monster.
who's that young man?	Matt Hooper, the specialist they send down from the Oceanographic Institute.
that's good. that's real good. ben meadows getting pictures for the paper.	Sure he is.
larry, if you'd see these clowns leave, you'd never believe they'd come back with anything. but they got him!	That's good. That's real good. Ben Meadows getting pictures for the paper.
only 24 hours!	I didn't agree to that!
i'll get to that in a minute. first, i plan to start our seasonal summer help early, and to use shark spotters on beaches open to the sea. i'd like cooperation from local fishermen, and i've also contacted the oceanographic institute over on the mainland.	No need to involve outsiders in our business, Martin.
i can't work in a vacuum. why don't you make hendricks chief? his family's been here since the puritans -- half this island are his cousins.	Martin, we hired the best man we could find.
i don't think you can appreciate the gut reaction people have to these things.	I was only reacting to what I was told.
all i'm saying is that amity is a summer town -- we need summer dollars, and if they can't swim here, they'll use the beaches at cape cod, or long island.	So we should set out a smorgasbord?
now tell me something i don't know.	All I'm saying is that Amity is a summer town -- we need summer dollars, and if they can't swim here, they'll use the beaches at Cape Cod, or Long Island.
martin!  are you going to shut down the beach on your own authority?	Do I need any more authority?
y'know, i used to hate the water...	I can't imagine why.
just keep kicking.	Y'know, I used to hate the water...
think the tide's with us?	Just keep kicking.
wednesday... no, it's tuesday, i think.	Think the tide's with us?
what day is this?	Wednesday... No, it's Tuesday, I think.
no...  you think we can get back with those?	What day is this?
quint...?	No...  You think we can get back with those?
don't shoot him any more! he's crazy on his own blood already!	I can't stand here doing nothing!
what the hell?	It's a whale out there.
what's that, a ship?	You were on the Indianapolis? In '45? Jesus...
this has got to be one big violation...	This is quite a place.
i hope we get some more help.	I wish it would rain...
wait a minute! i need you.	Out there is a Perfect Engine, an Eating Machine that is a miracle of evolution -- it swims and eats and that's all. Look at that! Those proportions are correct.  I know sharks.
i'm familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this thing until it swims up and bites you on the ass! there are only two ways to solve this thing: you can kill it, or you can cut off its food supply...	That means closing the beaches.
i just pulled a shark tooth the size of a shot glass out of the hull of a wrecked boat out there.	We towed Ben Gardner's boat in, Larry; he was dead and his boat was all chewed up.
a 4th of july beach is like ringing a dinner bell, for chrissake!	I just pulled a shark tooth the size of a shot glass out of the hull of a wrecked boat out there.
a shark's attack is stimulated by the kind of splashing and activity that occurs whenever humans go swimming -- you can't avoid it!	A 4th of July beach is like ringing a dinner bell, for Chrissake!
there's no limits to where he can strike, and we've had three attacks and two deaths in the past few days. it happened like this before, in 1916, when a great white killed five swimmers at jones beach, in long island.	A shark's attack is stimulated by the kind of splashing and activity that occurs whenever humans go swimming -- you can't avoid it!
you're situation here suggests that a great white has staked out a claim in the waters around amity island, and that he will continue to feed here as long as there is food in the water.	There's no limits to where he can strike, and we've had three attacks and two deaths in the past few days. It happened like this before, in 1916, when a Great White killed five swimmers at Jones Beach, in Long Island.
there is a kind of shark called a great white shark that every expert in the world agrees is a maneater.	You're situation here suggests that a Great White has staked out a claim in the waters around Amity Island, and that he will continue to feed here as long as there is food in the water.
a white! a great white, i found a tooth buried in the hull. he must've attacked... i knew it... gardner's dead in there. i didn't see the mate...	No shark did that to a boat!
you all right?	A White! A Great White, I found a tooth buried in the hull. He must've attacked... I knew it... Gardner's dead in there. I didn't see the mate...
be careful, for chrissake.	You all right?
we will. there's something i've got to find out.	Be careful, for chrissake.
why don't we just tow it in?	We will. There's something I've got to find out.
he didn't have a dinghy aboard. i'm going down to take a look at his hull.	Why don't we just tow it in?
they must've hit something.	He didn't have a dinghy aboard. I'm going down to take a look at his hull.
don't they have lifejackets or something? an extra boat?	They must've hit something.
i want to check something. hold my feet.	Don't they have lifejackets or something? An extra boat?
what happened?	I want to check something. Hold my feet.
it is a job. i'm not fooling around like some amateur. it's my life!	We gotta get back soon...
you're at the institute full time? or do you have a job?	It is a job. I'm not fooling around like some amateur. It's my life!
i bought it.  both sets of grandparents set up trust funds for me; stocks went up, so i don't have to touch my principal.	You're at the Institute full time? Or do you have a job?
where'd you get all this?	I Bought it.  Both sets of grandparents set up trust funds for me; stocks went up, so I don't have to touch my principal.
sometimes.  look here -- something big, probably a school of mackerel clumped together. and staying right with us.	Where'd you get all this?
can you tell from that if a big man- eater is around?	Sometimes.  Look here -- something big, probably a school of mackerel clumped together. And staying right with us.
depth-finder, fathometer, sonar, closed-circuit tv -- fore and aft -- rdf, single side band...  and two loose nuts behind the wheel.	Can you tell from that if a big man- eater is around?
what is all this stuff?	Depth-finder, fathometer, sonar, closed-circuit TV -- fore and aft -- RDF, single side band...  And two loose nuts behind the wheel.
chum?	Only one sure way to find him -- offer him a little something to eat. Chum -- blood, waste meat, fish, anything. They can sense it miles away. If he's out there, we might be able to get a closer look at him.  It's a good time, too. They're night feeders...
if you're looking for a shark, you don't look on land. you go out and chum for him.	Chum?
what do we do?	If you're looking for a shark, you don't look on land. You go out and chum for him.
...nothing.	What do we do?
no, but tiger sharks are the garbage cans of the ocean. they eat anything. but this one didn't eat any people. there's nothing here...	...Nothing.
he ate a car?	No, but Tiger sharks are the garbage cans of the ocean. They eat anything. But this one didn't eat any people. There's nothing here...
florida license plate.	He ate a car?
how can you tell?	Florida license plate.
just as i thought. he drifted up here with the gulf stream, from southern waters.	How can you tell?
what? what?!	Just as I thought. He drifted up here with the Gulf Stream, from southern waters.
half a flounder. hmmm... a burlap bag... a paint can... aha!	What? What?!
what's that?	Half a flounder. Hmmm... a burlap bag... a paint can... aha!
what stinks so bad?	Our friend, the shark.
...and it was dartmouth winter weekend, and she was homecoming queen, and i was her date; then she got into the fact that her family had more money than my family, and she was right -- her great-grandfather was in mining, and my ancestors were yankee shipbuilders. so we broke up and i went home with some beatnik from sarah lawrence.	What stinks so bad?
and before 1900, when people first starting swimming for recreation, before public bathing and resorts, there were very few shark attacks, cause sharks didn't know what they were missing?	You could say that.
it's called territoriality. it's a theory.	And before 1900, when people first starting swimming for recreation, before public bathing and resorts, there were very few shark attacks, cause sharks didn't know what they were missing?
yeah. rogue. picks out an area where there's food and hangs out there as long as the food supply lasts?	It's called Territoriality. It's a theory.
rogue?	Yeah. Rogue. Picks out an area where there's food and hangs out there as long as the food supply lasts?
there's a kind of a lone shark, called, uh...	Rogue?
about half of them. a lot of 'missing swimmers' are really shark victims.	There's a kind of a lone shark, called, uh...
something else. do most attacks go unreported?	About half of them. A lot of 'missing swimmers' are really shark victims.
yeah. like the kid on your beach. i wish i could've examined that shark they caught...	Something else. Do most attacks go unreported?
drowning. lemme ask you something. is it true most attacks take place in three feet of water, around 10 feet from the beach?	Yeah. Like the kid on your beach. I wish I could've examined that shark they caught...
we ought to let it breathe... whatever.	Let's all have a drink.
dynamite!  how was your day...?	Swell.
what d'ya mean?	There are hundreds of different kinds of sharks; makos, blues, hammerheads, white-tips... any one of them could've attacked. Look -- shark digestion is slow. We could open this one up, and find whatever he's been eating is still inside.
i didn't say this wasn't the shark, i just said i wasn't sure this was the one...	What d'ya mean?
well, if one man can catch a fish in 50 days, then i guess 50 of these bozos can catch a fish in one day -- beginner's luck.	You did it! Did Ben Gardner catch this?
no, we just checked the beach...	It wasn't an 'accident,' it wasn't a boat propeller, or a coral reef, or Jack the Ripper. It was a shark. It was a shark.
left arm, head, shoulders, sternum and portions of ribcage intact.  please don't smoke. with minor post- mortem lacerations and abrasions. bite marks indicate typical non-frenzy feeding pattern of large squali, possibly carchaninus lonimanus, or isurus glaucas. gross tissue loss and post-mortem erosion of bite surfaces prevent detailed analysis; however, teeth and jaws of the attacking squali must be considered above average for these waters.  -- did you go out in a boat and look around?	No, we just checked the beach...
no, it was local jurisdiction.	Left arm, head, shoulders, sternum and portions of ribcage intact.  Please don't smoke. With minor post- mortem lacerations and abrasions. Bite marks indicate typical non-frenzy feeding pattern of large squali, possibly carchaninus lonimanus, or isurus glaucas. Gross tissue loss and post-mortem erosion of bite surfaces prevent detailed analysis; however, teeth and jaws of the attacking squali must be considered above average for these waters.  -- Did you go out in a boat and look around?
...height and weight may only be estimated from partial remains. torso severed in mid-thorax, eviscerated with no major organs remaining. may i have a drink of water? right arm severed above the elbow with massive tissue loss from upper musculature. portions of denuded bone remaining.  -- did you notify the coast guard?	No, it was local jurisdiction.
who are you?	Hooper, Matt Hooper. From the Oceanographic Institute.
officer, i wonder if you could tell me where i could find chief brody?	Who are you?
you're tellin' me. i swear, this town has gone crazy.	Officer, I wonder if you could tell me where I could find Chief Brody?
there's a fantail launch out there that won't make it beyond the breakwater.	You're tellin' me. I swear, this town has gone crazy.
a thousand apiece, something like that. there's five of us. and we each kick in a hundred a week for beer and cleaning, stuff like that.	Pretty stiff.
what d'you pay for a place just for the summer?	A thousand apiece, something like that. There's five of us. And we each kick in a hundred a week for beer and cleaning, stuff like that.
some friends and me took a house.	What d'you pay for a place just for the summer?
you here for the summer?	Some friends and me took a house.
no. cambridge. harvard. my family's in tuxedo, new york, though.	You here for the summer?
you from around here?	No. Cambridge. Harvard. My family's in Tuxedo, New York, though.
oh, no, sir. i've never had a woman do that. i'm sure she drowned.	You from around here?
think she might've run out on you?	Oh, no, sir. I've never had a woman do that. I'm sure she drowned.
somebody could've -- i was sort of passed out.	Think she might've run out on you?
and nobody else saw her in the water?	Somebody could've -- I was sort of passed out.
i didn't know her.	And nobody else saw her in the water?
you picked her up on the ferry.	I didn't know her.
worthingsly... worthington -- no one ever died on me before.	You picked her up on the ferry.
christine what?	Worthingsly... Worthington -- no one ever died on me before.
mrs. kintner must've put her ad in field and stream.	Looks more like the readers of the National Enquirer.
that wasn't funny.	Mrs. Kintner must've put her ad in Field and Stream.
...so then denherder and charlie sat there trying to catch their breath, and figuring out how to explain to charlie's wife what happened to her freezer full of meat.	That wasn't funny.
get out of there  take these back to the office and make up some 'beach closed' signs, and let polly do the printing.	What's the matter with my printing?
polly told me to tell you there's a scout troop in avril bay doing the mile swim for their merit badges. i couldn't call them in, there's no phone out there.	Get out of there  take these back to the office and make up some 'Beach Closed' signs, and let Polly do the printing.
where'd you hide the 'beach closed' signs?	We never had any. What's the problem?
i'd like to tell you what we're doing so far. these are some of the steps i've taken as chief of police...	What's going on with the beaches, Chief?
i agree. if she's going to advertise, i wouldn't recommend out-of-town papers. amity people could take care of this.	I'm responsible for public safety around here...
look, i've got to talk to her. this isn't a contest we want the whole country entering.	I agree. If she's going to advertise, I wouldn't recommend out-of-town papers. Amity people could take care of this.
...and bill mayhew almost caught him in his net...?	Doctor, you're the one who told me what it was!
we're not even sure what it was.	What else could've done that?
do i set the goddam hook?	Let him do it! Go-go-go-go-go!
look at him take it!	Do I set the goddam hook?
twenty years.	I can't believe that people pay money to go fishing. This is really dumb. This isn't even relaxing... it's just boring.
you do this all the time, right, charlie?	Twenty years.
one more after this, then i'm going home.	Set?
we're blowin' half the bounty on bait --	One more after this, then I'm going home.
screw lamb -- let's shoot the sirloin!	We're blowin' half the bounty on bait --
leg of lamb this time?	Screw lamb -- let's shoot the sirloin!
yeah, charlie, i got my second wind three nibbles back.	Leg of lamb this time?
it's only two-thirty. what, are you tired?	Yeah, Charlie, I got my second wind three nibbles back.
you wanna call it a night after here?	It's only two-thirty. What, are you tired?
yep.	Martin hates boats. Hates the water. On the ferry to the mainland, he sits in the car the whole way over. He's got this childhood thing, there's a clinical word for it.
i saw a show with sea otters, and a big turtle... mikey loved it. made me promise to get him one. will you live on the boat?	Yep.
better than cousteau, or compagno with computers, telemetry, defense department funding...	I saw a show with sea otters, and a big turtle... Mikey loved it. Made me promise to get him one. Will you live on the boat?
like those cousteau specials on television? i think it's for the kids, but i love them.	Better than Cousteau, or Compagno with computers, telemetry, Defense Department funding...
is it! the best-funded research expedition to ever study the shark... around the world in 18 months.	Like those Cousteau specials on television? I think it's for the kids, but I love them.
is that a boat?	Is it! The best-funded research expedition to ever study the shark... around the world in 18 months.
going out on the 'aurora.'	Is that a boat?
you're leaving?	Going out on the 'Aurora.'
here's to your husband, the only other rational man on the island. day after tomorrow, i'll be gone, and he'll be the only one.	You're leaving?
you love sharks?	I do.  But you've still got a problem here, there's a shark just off the island somewhere.
i wouldn't put it that way. but i love sharks.	You love sharks?
my husband tells me you're in sharks.	I wouldn't put it that way. But I love sharks.
would you like something? some coffee?	Is anyone having this...?
so would i. come on in.	Would you like something? Some coffee?
hi. i'm matt hooper. if your husband is here, i'd like to talk to him.	So would I. Come on in.
well... is everything all right?	Just fine, Missus. We'll be back soon. Everything's fine. We haven't seen anything yet. Orca out.
he's busy.	Well... is everything all right?
i just wanted to know if you were all right... the coast guard let me use their radio. is chief brody there?	He's busy.
this is quint, missus.	I just wanted to know if you were all right... the Coast Guard let me use their radio. Is Chief Brody there?
...push this? oh. it's working. hello, martin?	This is Quint, Missus.
i've got all these signs here...	C'mon, it'll give us time to think about what they're going to say.
take my car, okay?  you come with us, lenny.	I've got all these signs here...
i just found out about it -- but there's a bunch of boy scouts in the water a coupla miles down the coast from where we found the girl. avril bay, thereabouts. chief went to dry them off.	Take my car, okay?  You come with us, Lenny.
who've you told this to, lenny?	I just found out about it -- but there's a bunch of Boy Scouts in the water a coupla miles down the coast from where we found the girl. Avril Bay, thereabouts. Chief went to dry them off.
we had a shark attack at south chop this morning, mayor. fatal. gotta batten down the beach.	Who've you told this to, Lenny?
what have you got there, lenny?	We had a shark attack at South Chop this morning, Mayor. Fatal. Gotta batten down the beach.
what can that gun of yours do?	Power head with 20 ccs of strychnine nitrate. If I can hit him. I can kill him. But I gotta be close. Very close.
follow him!	He's under!
he's heading under -- !	No way! He can't!
coming right to us!	No -- comin' right at us! Slow ahead, he'll hit us head on --  Slower! Throttle back ---
easy! it'll tear right out!	The shaft is giving.
don't tell me -- 'death before dishonor.' 'mother.' 'semper fi.' uhhh... 'don't tread on me.' c'mon -- what?	'U.S.S Indianapolis.' 1944.
...mako. fell out of the tail rope and onto the deck. you don't get bitten by one of those bastards but twice -- your first and your last.	I think I can top that, Mister...
i'll drink to your leg.	And I'll drink to yours.
bull shark scraped me while i was taking samples...	Nothing! A pleasure scar. Look here --
ever see one like this?	Bull shark scraped me while I was taking samples...
face and head scars come from amateur amusements in the bar room. this love line here...  ...that's from some crazy frenchie come after me with a knife. i caught him with a good right hand right in the snot locker and laid him amongst the sweetpeas.	Ever see one like this?
moray eel. bit right through a wet suit.	Face and head scars come from amateur amusements in the bar room. This love line here...  ...that's from some crazy Frenchie come after me with a knife. I caught him with a good right hand right in the snot locker and laid him amongst the sweetpeas.
wire burn. trying to stop a backstay from taking my head off.	Moray Eel. Bit right through a wet suit.
20 feet, if it's an inch...	25 feet. And three tons of him there.
at least you handle the boat all right. stop. here... cut the engine.	20 feet, if it's an inch...
what do you see?	At least you handle the boat all right. Stop. Here... Cut the engine.
over there!	What do you see?
i'm okay...	Fasten the pole.
a marlin, or a stingray. huh. don't ever tell me my business again. get back up on the bridge.	I'm okay...
i don't know what it is, but it's not a shark.	Look -- you may be a big Yahoo in the lab, but out here you're just supercargo, and you'll do as I say, or you can take your gear and backstroke home. Now get down here!
down here, hooper!	I don't know what it is, but it's not a shark.
let it go, don't waste your time.	Down here, Hooper!
gettin' ready to run again -- no? no?  what's he playin' here?  put the gloves on!  let's see who's gonna tease who now!	Let it go, don't waste your time.
hey, you! farmer! half-speed there...	Aye, Aye SIR. Stand by to repel boarders. Poop the mainsail. Argh, Jim Boy.
that's pilot whale, isn't it?	It ain't a Big Mac.  The expert don't approve. What do you thing? You're closer to the situation.
real fine stuff but it won't mean a thing to mr. whitey, of course... he didn't go to schools in electronics. he was born with what he does best. eat. he's a swimming appetite. 'course he might eat this stuff, but then i've seen him eat a rocking chair, too.  next time, ask me.	That's pilot whale, isn't it?
watch it! compressed air -- you screw around with one of those and boom! careful, huh?	Real fine stuff but it won't mean a thing to Mr. Whitey, of course... he didn't go to schools in electronics. He was born with what he does best. Eat. He's a swimming appetite. 'Course he might eat this stuff, but then I've seen him eat a rocking chair, too.  Next time, ask me.
nothing. nothing, nothing, nothing.	Hell, in the old days we went out with good charts, good sounding lead, and a damn good compass. Nowadays, these kids are afraid to go out without depth finders, radar, radio, electric toothbrush, every stupid thing...
what's that supposed to prove?	Just a little appetizer. I want our porker to know we're serving. I want to put some iron into that big yap...
anti-shark cage.	Who's inside, you or the shark?
hello, junior. what are you? some kind of half-assed astronaut?  jesus christ, when i was a kid, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. what d'ya have there -- a portable shower?	Anti-Shark cage.
i'll see ya. tell dorothy hello.	Hello, Junior. What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?  Jesus Christ, when I was a kid, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there -- a portable shower?
hey, squirt! you want to stow this gear or you want me to use it for ballast? it ain't good for much but bait.	I'll see ya. Tell Dorothy hello.
ha. city hands. you been counting money. if you had a $5000 net and $2000 worth of fish in it, and along comes mr. white, and makes it look like a kiddy scissors class has gone to work on it and made paper dolls. if you'd ever worked for a living, you'd know what that means.	Look, I don't need to hear any of this working class hero crap. Some party boat skipper who's killed a few sharks...
let me see your hands...	Ha. City hands. You been counting money. If you had a $5000 net and $2000 worth of fish in it, and along comes Mr. White, and makes it look like a kiddy scissors class has gone to work on it and made paper dolls. If you'd ever worked for a living, you'd know what that means.
i don't need to pass basic seamanship.	Let me see your hands...
are you now. i know about porkers in the water --  here. tie me a sheepshank.	I don't need to pass basic seamanship.
and i'm not talking about hooking some poor dogfish or sand shark. i'm talking about a great white.	Are you now. I know about porkers in the water --  Here. Tie me a sheepshank.
i'm not talking about day sailing or pleasure boating. i'm talking about working for a living. sharking.	And I'm not talking about hooking some poor dogfish or sand shark. I'm talking about a Great White.
-- and an america's cup trials...	I'm not talking about day sailing or pleasure boating. I'm talking about working for a living. Sharking.
transplants?	-- and an America's Cup Trials...
i've been to sea since i was 12. i've crewed three trans-pacs --	Transplants?
sick vandalism! brody, that's a deliberate mutilation of a public service message! i want those little paint-happy bastards caught and hung up by their baby buster browns!	That's it! I'm standing here arguing with a guy who can't wait to be a hot lunch. Goodbye.
carcaradon carcharias. a great white.	Well, I'm not going to commit economic suicide on that flimsy evidence. We depend on the summer people for our lives, and if our beaches are closed, then we're all finished.
is that tooth here? did anyone see it?	I don't have it.
i'm sorry, martin. she's in a sick, terrible state.	Look, maybe this is the wrong time to pursue this, but I'm not sure...
that's disgusting! this is the largest, meanest, most vicious shark ever landed off amity island, and a known maneater!	Let's just cut him open and see what's inside...
you've mentioned it about fifty times.	I just hope you don't consider her a close friend.
you know how i feel about her.	You've mentioned it about fifty times.
thanks for the message.	You know how I feel about her.
juno macguff called while you were out running. she wants to know if you're coming to her little coffeehouse performance on saturday.	Thanks for the message.
but it's breakfast for supper. your favorite, paulie. i made french toast and sausage. patties, not linkies, just like you like it.	Juno MacGuff called while you were out running. She wants to know if you're coming to her little coffeehouse performance on Saturday.
i'm not hungry, oddly.	But it's breakfast for supper. Your favorite, Paulie. I made French toast and sausage. Patties, not linkies, just like you like it.
you ran eight miles today, puppy.	I'm not hungry, oddly.
i don't think so.	You ran eight miles today, Puppy.
paul? are you coming downstairs to eat?	I don't think so.
i kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train. i kiss you all starryeyed, my body's swinging from side to side. i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.	The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me. So why can't you forgive me? I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.
you are always trying to keep it real. i'm in love with how you feel. i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.	I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train. I kiss you all starryeyed, my body's swinging from side to side. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.
we both have shiny happy fits of rage. you want more fans, i want more stage. i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.	You are always trying to keep it real. I'm in love with how you feel. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.
here is the church and here is the steeple. we sure are cute for two ugly people. i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.	We both have shiny happy fits of rage. You want more fans, I want more stage. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.
you're a part time lover and a fulltime friend. the monkey on your back is the latest trend. i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.	Here is the church and here is the steeple. We sure are cute for two ugly people. I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else but you.
can we make out now?	Okay.
that's all i need from you. that's more than i could ever ask for. you're just golden, dude.	Can we make out now?
well, yeah. you're the best friend i've ever had, even when you're being kind of evil.	That's all I need from you. That's more than I could ever ask for. You're just golden, dude.
basically, i'm completely smitten with you, and i don't care if i'm making an ass out of myself right now, because you've seen me make an ass out of myself a million times, and you still want to be my friend.	Well, yeah. You're the best friend I've ever had, even when you're being kind of evil.
mine too.	Basically, I'm completely smitten with you, and I don't care if I'm making an ass out of myself right now, because you've seen me make an ass out of myself a million times, and you still want to be my friend.
i think it's because my heart starts pounding when i see you.	Mine too.
wizard!	I think it's because my heart starts pounding when I see you.
it does?	Wizard!
plus, you're the only person who doesn't stare at my stomach all the fucking time. you actually look at my face. and every time i look at you, the baby starts kicking me super hard.	It does?
i was just bored. i only think school is awesome like, 80% of the time.	Plus, you're the only person who doesn't stare at my stomach all the fucking time. You actually look at my face. And every time I look at you, the baby starts kicking me super hard.
no, you're naturally smart. you always think of the funniest things to do. remember when you passed me that postcard during spanish class, and it was addressed like, "junebug macguff, row 4, third seat from the blackboard"? and it said, "i'm having fun in barcelona -- wish you were here"? that was hilarious.	I was just bored. I only think school is awesome like, 80% of the time.
i try really hard, actually...	No, you're naturally smart. You always think of the funniest things to do. Remember when you passed me that postcard during Spanish class, and it was addressed like, "Junebug MacGuff, Row 4, Third Seat From the Blackboard"? And it said, "I'm having fun in Barcelona -- wish you were here"? That was hilarious.
no, for real. i think you are the coolest person i've ever met. and you don't even have to try.	I try really hard, actually...
what, you mean as friends?	No, for real. I think you are the coolest person I've ever met. And you don't even have to try.
also, i think i'm in love with you.	What, you mean as friends?
you know it's okay.	Also, I think I'm in love with you.
you know, i've been thinking. i'm really sorry i was such a huge bitch to you. you didn't deserve that. you never deserve any of the poo i unload on you.	You know it's okay.
well... thanks. i think i'm pretty much set until college on the tic tac front.	You know, I've been thinking. I'm really sorry I was such a huge bitch to you. You didn't deserve that. You never deserve any of the poo I unload on you.
because they're your fave. and you can never have too much of your favorite one-calorie breath mint.	Well... thanks. I think I'm pretty much set until college on the Tic Tac front.
why?	Because they're your fave. And you can never have too much of your favorite one-calorie breath mint.
yeah. that was me.	Why?
did you put like a hundred things of tic tacs in my mailbox?	Yeah. That was me.
you shouldn't be carrying that heavy bag. i'll take it.	Oh. It's fine. What's another ten pounds?
huh?	You shouldn't be carrying that heavy bag. I'll take it.
wait, let me take that.	Huh?
well at least you don't have to walk around with the evidence under your sweater. i'm a planet!	Wait, let me take that.
no...	Well at least you don't have to walk around with the evidence under your sweater. I'm a planet!
what? are you ashamed that we did it?	No...
oh my god, shut up!	What? Are you ashamed that we did it?
i still have your virginity!	Oh my God, SHUT UP!
yeah, well... i still have your underwear.	I still have your virginity!
forget it, bleek. take katrina the douche packer to the prom. i'm sure you guys will have a really bitchin' time!	Yeah, well... I still have your underwear.
like i'd marry you! you would be the meanest wife of all time. and anyway, i know you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on tv. the blair witch project was on starz, and you were like, "oh, i want to watch this, but we should make out instead. la la la."	Forget it, Bleek. Take Katrina the Douche Packer to the prom. I'm sure you guys will have a really bitchin' time!
why? because i got bored and had sex with you one day, and then i didn't, like, marry you?	Like I'd marry you! You would be the meanest wife of all time. And anyway, I know you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV. The Blair Witch Project was on Starz, and you were like, "Oh, I want to watch this, but we should make out instead. La la la."
not this time. you don't have any reason to be mad at me. you broke my heart. i should be royally ticked at you, man. i should be really cheesed off. i shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.	Why? Because I got bored and had sex with you one day, and then I didn't, like, marry you?
that's not how our thing works! i hurl the accusations and you talk me down, remember?	Not this time. You don't have any reason to be mad at me. You broke my heart. I should be royally ticked at you, man. I should be really cheesed off. I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore.
what?	That's not how our thing works! I hurl the accusations and you talk me down, remember?
you're being really immature.	What?
i'm not mad. i'm in a fucking great mood. despite the fact that i'm trapped in a fat suit i can't take off, despite the fact that everyone is making fun of me behind my back, despite the fact that your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday...	Katrina's not my girlfriend! And I doubt she was actually giving you the stinkeye. She just looks like that all the time.
you're mad. why are you mad?	I'm not mad. I'm in a fucking great mood. Despite the fact that I'm trapped in a fat suit I can't take off, despite the fact that everyone is making fun of me behind my back, despite the fact that your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday...
your mom must be really glad you're not taking me.	You're mad. Why are you mad?
we're getting a stretch limo.	Your mom must be really glad you're not taking me.
yeah, i did ask her if she wanted to go. a bunch of us from the team are going to benihana, then the prom, then vijay's parents' cabin.	We're getting a stretch limo.
leah just told me you were going with her.	Yeah, I did ask her if she wanted to go. A bunch of us from the team are going to Benihana, then the prom, then Vijay's parents' cabin.
um, hi?	Leah just told me you were going with her.
are you honestly and truly going to prom with katrina de voort?	Um, hi?
i totally heard you did.	I don't. Katrina smells like soup. Her whole house smells of soup.
i don't like katrina.	I totally heard you did.
what about katrina de voort? you could go out with katrina de voort.	I don't like Katrina.
well, we were once. you know, that time.	What about Katrina De Voort? You could go out with Katrina De Voort.
were we together?	Well, we were once. You know, that time.
we could get back together too.	Were we together?
yeah. sure. once tino gets a new drumhead we should be good to go.	We could get back together too.
hey junebug, when all this is over we should get the band back together again.	Yeah. Sure. Once Tino gets a new drumhead we should be good to go.
well, i do.	Hey Junebug, when all this is over we should get the band back together again.
jesus, bleek.	Well, I do.
i always think you're cute. i think you're beautiful.	Jesus, Bleek.
i'm going to really start looking like a dork soon. will you still think i'm cute if i'm huge?	I always think you're cute. I think you're beautiful.
oh. that's a relief.	I'm going to really start looking like a dork soon. Will you still think I'm cute if I'm huge?
i asked my dad and bren not to narc us out to your folks, so we should be safe.	Oh. That's a relief.
is that normal?	I asked my dad and Bren not to narc us out to your folks, so we should be safe.
the guy is super cool! his name is mark and he's into old horror movies and he plays guitar. i actually hung out with him today.	Is that normal?
really? what are they like?	The guy is super cool! His name is Mark and he's into old horror movies and he plays guitar. I actually hung out with him today.
yeah. um, i hooked up a whole private adoption thing. these married people in saint cloud are going to be the parents.	Really? What are they like?
so, it looks like you're getting pregnant-er these days.	Yeah. Um, I hooked up a whole private adoption thing. These married people in Saint Cloud are going to be the parents.
i just wanted to come over. you know, say hi. i miss hanging out with you on school nights.	I miss it too.
what's up?	I just wanted to come over. You know, say hi. I miss hanging out with you on school nights.
okay, cool.	I'll try to drop by later.
sorry, bleek... going for my ultrasound. gotta note and everything.	Okay, cool.
hey juno... a couple of us are going to the cineplex after school to donut that movie with the guy with eighteen kids.	Sorry, Bleek... Going for my ultrasound. Gotta note and everything.
charisma?	Or something.
i don't mind. you definitely bring something to the table.	Charisma?
oh yeah. i'm kind of a deadbeat lab partner, huh?	I don't mind. You definitely bring something to the table.
but you copy my work every week.	Oh yeah. I'm kind of a deadbeat lab partner, huh?
oh, i couldn't copy your work.	But you copy my work every week.
i did the prep questions for this lab last night. you can copy my answers if you need to.	Oh, I couldn't copy your work.
well! nothing like experimenting.	I did the prep questions for this lab last night. You can copy my answers if you need to.
whose idea was it?	I'll see you at school, O.K.?
i'm real sorry i had sex with you. i know it wasn't your idea.	Whose idea was it?
yeah, wizard, i guess. i mean do what you think is right.	I'm real sorry I had sex with you. I know it wasn't your idea.
so that's cool with you, then?	Yeah, wizard, I guess. I mean do what you think is right.
yeah, typically. that's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant.	So that's cool with you, then?
i thought i might, you know, nip it in the bud before it gets worse. because i heard in health class that pregnancy often results in an infant.	Yeah, typically. That's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant.
so, what do you think we should do?	I thought I might, you know, nip it in the bud before it gets worse. Because I heard in health class that pregnancy often results in an infant.
i know.	So, what do you think we should do?
i'm supposed to be running.	I know.
when i see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, i always picture them naked, even if i don't want to. i have intrusive thoughts all the time.	I'm supposed to be running.
i don't know...	I'm pregnant.
go carole.  so, guess what?	I don't know...
my mom uses color-safe bleach.	Go Carole.  So, guess what?
your shorts are looking especially gold today.	My mom uses color-safe bleach.
cool.	Your shorts are looking especially gold today.
yeah, i swiped it from ms. rancick.	Cool.
hey, cool tiger. looks proud.	Yeah, I swiped it from Ms. Rancick.
hey bleek.	Hey, cool tiger. Looks proud.
i can't grow a moustache. it never comes in evenly.	Me neither. But I'm going to stop wearing underpants in order to raise my sperm count. See you.
you should grow a moustache. you're a real man now.	I can't grow a moustache. It never comes in evenly.
i don't really know anything about it.	You should grow a moustache. You're a real man now.
what a trip, man.	I don't really know anything about it.
yup.	What a trip, man.
did you hear it's yours?	Yup.
yup.	Did you hear it's yours?
just like our moms and teachers!	Yup.
yup.	Just like our moms and teachers!
did you hear juno macguff is pregnant?	Yup.
oh, hey vijay.	Did you hear Juno MacGuff is pregnant?
hey man.	Oh, hey Vijay.
what are you talking about?	You think you're special because you get to play Picture Pages up there?
well i'm a nail technician, and i think we both ought to stick to what we know.	What are you talking about?
i'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.	Well I'm a nail technician, and I think we both ought to stick to what we know.
i said, what-is-your-job-title, missy?	I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.
excuse me?	I said, what-is-your-job-title, Missy?
what is your job title, exactly?	Excuse me?
no... i guess not.	What is your job title, exactly?
they could be utterly negligent. maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my dumbass stepdaughter ever would. have you considered that?	No... I guess not.
wait, what's that supposed to mean?	I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here. It's obviously a poisonous environment for a baby to be raised in.
what? i'm not made of stone.	Well, there we have it. Would you like to know the sex?
that was my first instinct too. or d.w.i. anything but this. and i'm going to punch that bleeker kid in the weiner the next time i see him.	Oh Mac, no! He's a sweet kid. You know it wasn't his idea.
oh god yeah. but i was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs.	That was my first instinct too. Or D.W.I. Anything but this. And I'm going to punch that Bleeker kid in the weiner the next time I see him.
did you see it coming when she sat us down here?	Oh God yeah. But I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs.
you're not going to be a pop-pop. and juno's not going to be a ma. somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from jesus in this garbage dump of a situation. i friggin' hope.	Did you see it coming when she sat us down here?
i'm not ready to be a pop-pop.	You're not going to be a Pop-Pop. And Juno's not going to be a ma. Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation. I friggin' hope.
i think kids get bored and have intercourse. and i think junebug was a dummy about it. but we have to move on from here and help her figure it out.	I'm not ready to be a Pop-Pop.
just tell it to me straight, bren. do you think this is my fault? her mother's fault?	I think kids get bored and have intercourse. And I think Junebug was a dummy about it. But we have to move on from here and help her figure it out.
nails? really?	No, I mean the father! Who's the father, Juno?
shit.  hey, can we give my kid the damn spinal tap already?	It really didn't hurt that bad having him.
well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play god and watch lesser people scream.	Shit.  Hey, can we give my kid the damn spinal tap already?
you mean i have to wait for it to get even worse? why can't they just give it to me now?	Well, honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream.
it's called a spinal block, and you can't have it yet, honey. the doctor said you're not dilated enough.	You mean I have to wait for it to get even worse? Why can't they just give it to me now?
ow, ow, fuckity-ow. bren, when do i get that spinal tap thing?	It's called a spinal block, and you can't have it yet, honey. The doctor said you're not dilated enough.
wow, dream big!	Oh, go fly a kite.
yeah, because you're allergic to their saliva. i've made a lot of sacrifices for you, juno. and in a couple years you're going to move out -- and i'm getting weimaraners.	Wow, dream big!
we don't even have a dog!	Yeah, because you're allergic to their saliva. I've made a lot of sacrifices for you, Juno. And in a couple years you're going to move out -- and I'm getting Weimaraners.
i know enough.	We don't even have a dog!
you don't know anything about me!	I know enough.
it doesn't work that way, kiddo. you don't know squat about the dynamics of marriage.	You don't know anything about me!
listen, bren-duhhh, i think you're the one overstepping boundaries. you're acting like you're the one who has to go through this and get huge and push a baby out of your vag for someone else. besides, who cares if he's married? i can have friends who are married.	It doesn't work that way, kiddo. You don't know squat about the dynamics of marriage.
that was a mistake, juno. mark is a married stranger. you overstepped a boundary.	Listen, Bren-duhhh, I think you're the one overstepping boundaries. You're acting like you're the one who has to go through this and get huge and push a baby out of your vag for someone else. Besides, who cares if he's married? I can have friends who are married.
i don't know, i just did. and while we were waiting for vanessa, mark and i watched the wizard of gore and he burned me some cds of weird music. he's kind of cool.	That was a mistake, Juno. Mark is a married stranger. You overstepped a boundary.
you could have sent it to them. why would you drive an hour out to east jesus, nowhere?	I don't know, I just did. And while we were waiting for Vanessa, Mark and I watched The Wizard of Gore and he burned me some CDs of weird music. He's kind of cool.
they said they wanted to know about this stuff. they said to keep them updated, so i did!	You could have sent it to them. Why would you drive an hour out to East Jesus, Nowhere?
a couple of hours? why are you going up there in the first place?	They said they wanted to know about this stuff. They said to keep them updated, so I did!
i drove to st. cloud to show mark and vanessa the ultrasound. and i wound up staying for a couple of hours.	A couple of hours? Why are you going up there in the first place?
where the hell have you been, junebug?	I drove to St. Cloud to show Mark and Vanessa the ultrasound. And I wound up staying for a couple of hours.
first things first, we have to get you healthy. you need prenatal vitamins. incidentally, they'll do incredible things for your nails, so that's a plus. oh, and we need to schedule a doctor's appointment. find out where you're going to deliver.	The term "deliver" is so weird. Can we not say "deliver"?
cool it.	First things first, we have to get you healthy. You need prenatal vitamins. Incidentally, they'll do incredible things for your nails, so that's a plus. Oh, and we need to schedule a doctor's appointment. Find out where you're going to deliver.
well, you're a brave young lady. you're made of stronger stuff than i thought. you're a little viking!	Cool it.
no.	Well, you're a brave young lady. You're made of stronger stuff than I thought. You're a little Viking!
junebug, that is a tough, tough thing to do. probably tougher than you can understand right now.	Well, I'm not ready to be a mom.
but they have a real lawyer and everything. i'm going to meet with them next weekend.	Junebug, that is a tough, tough thing to do. Probably tougher than you can understand right now.
oh, god...	But I'm going to give it up for adoption. I already found the perfect people.
no. the school would probably contact you in the event of my expulsion.	Well, I was just asking. It seemed plausible.
hon, did you get expelled?	No. The school would probably contact you in the event of my expulsion.
i have no idea how to spit this out.	Hon, did you get expelled?
juno? did you happen to barf in my urn? mac, you know that nice urn by the front door, the one i got up in stillwater? i found some weird blue shit, i mean stuff, gunk, in there this morning.	I would never barf in your urn, Brenda. Maybe L.B. did it.
well, then we agree a traditional closed adoption would be best for all involved, then?	Shit, yeah. Close it up.
yeah. yeah! the way people used to do it. quick and dirty, like ripping off a band-aid.	Well, then we agree a traditional closed adoption would be best for all involved, then?
no, i mean in your pregnancy.	Oh. Uh, my stepmom took me to the doctor yesterday and they said I was twelve weeks.
i'm a junior.	No, I mean in your pregnancy.
so, juno. first off, how far along are you?	I'm a junior.
fine. call me when you learn how to love just one person and not cheat at your brother's college just because you had four smirnoff ices and a bottle of snow peak peach flavored boone's!	Good, I'll be sure to do that, Amanda. I'll make a note of it.
good. call me when you're off the rag.	Fine. Call me when you learn how to love just one person and not cheat at your brother's college just because you had four Smirnoff Ices and a bottle of Snow Peak Peach flavored Boone's!
what? my eyes are not lying!	Yes they are, Josh. Since Mankato, they have been lying eyes.
something happened. because your eyes? are very cold? they're very cold, josh. they're cold, lying eyes.	What? My eyes are not lying!
you know, you've been acting like this ever since i went up to see my brother at mankato. i told you, nothing happened!	Something happened. Because your eyes? Are very cold? They're very cold, Josh. They're cold, lying eyes.
no josh, i don't take orders. not from you and not from any man.	You know, you've been acting like this ever since I went up to see my brother at Mankato. I told you, nothing happened!
amanda, i told you to go to the infirmary and lie down. you never listen.	No Josh, I don't take orders. Not from you and not from any man.
god, you're so young.	Not really. I'm sixteen. I'm old enough to tell when people are acting like total a-holes!
please don't get a divorce! god, mark, just do me a solid and stay with your wife.	God, you're so young.
that's not the point. we're just not in love anymore.	Yeah, but didn't you love Vanessa when you married her? If you love someone once, you can love them again, I know it. My friend Leah has gone out with the same guy, like, four times. You're just not trying.
yeah, i guess... is this my fault? is vanessa mad at you because of me?	That's not the point. We're just not in love anymore.
this...  ...this is what my life has become. stuff in boxes. stuff underground. is that so appealing to you?	Yeah, I guess... Is this my fault? Is Vanessa mad at you because of me?
i don't know. i just liked being your friend. i sort of liked becoming furniture in your weird life.	This...  ...this is what my life has become. Stuff in boxes. Stuff underground. Is that so appealing to you?
i... how do you think of me, juno? why are you here?	I don't know. I just liked being your friend. I sort of liked becoming furniture in your weird life.
but you're old!	I... How do you think of me, Juno? Why are you here?
a baby is not going to fix everything. besides, i don't know if i'm ready to be a father.	But you're old!
i want you guys to adopt the buglet. i wanted everything to be perfect. not shitty and broken like everyone else's family. listen, once i have the baby, vanessa is going to finally be happy, and everything will be all right. believe me on this one!	A baby is not going to fix everything. Besides, I don't know if I'm ready to be a father.
but i thought you'd be cool if...	I want you guys to adopt the Buglet. I wanted everything to be perfect. Not shitty and broken like everyone else's family. Listen, once I have the baby, Vanessa is going to finally be happy, and everything will be all right. Believe me on this one!
this isn't what we agreed on. you guys have to take care of... this! you are the chosen custodians of the big-ass bump!	But I thought you'd be cool if...
what's the matter?	This isn't what we agreed on. You guys have to take care of... this! You are the chosen custodians of the big-ass bump!
no. no, you definitely cannot do that, mark. that's a big, fat sack of no!	What's the matter?
no?	No. No, you definitely cannot do that, Mark. That's a big, fat sack of no!
no.	No?
it's just not working out, but i'm getting my own place in the city... and i've got it all planned out. it's something i've wanted to do for a long time...	No.
what?	It's just not working out, but I'm getting my own place in the city... and I've got it all planned out. It's something I've wanted to do for a long time...
i'm leaving vanessa.	What?
what are you?	I don't know.
only squares and nerds go to dances.	What are you?
you've never been to a dance, have you?	Only squares and nerds go to dances.
oh, okay. like this.	You've never been to a dance, have you?
her name was cynthia vogel and she was a good dance partner. even let me put my hands on her butt.	Oh man, I can just picture you slow dancing like a dork!
that's almost interesting, mark. who did you dance with?	Her name was Cynthia Vogel and she was a good dance partner. Even let me put my hands on her butt.
yeah, this song's older than me, if you can believe that. i danced to it at my senior prom.	That's almost interesting, Mark. Who did you dance with?
you do?	Yeah, this song's older than me, if you can believe that. I danced to it at my senior prom.
i actually know this one.	You do?
what?	I actually know this one.
wow, i actually feel like less of a fat dork now.	Most Fruitful Yuki is bad ass, man. You should be proud to be the same condition.
isn't that great? i got it when i was in japan with my band. she reminds me of you.	Wow, I actually feel like less of a fat dork now.
"most fruitful yuki"? what is... oh my god, she's a pregnant superhero!	Isn't that great? I got it when I was in Japan with my band. She reminds me of you.
oh god, you're one of those guys...	You're gonna like this, I promise.
hilarious. no, i just keep all of my old comics down here, and i want to show you one of them.	Oh God, you're one of those guys...
oh, mark! is this the baby's room? it's beautiful!	Hilarious. No, I just keep all of my old comics down here, and I want to show you one of them.
come on, i have something for you.	Oh, Mark! Is this the baby's room? It's beautiful!
cool.	Come on, I have something for you.
nope. we're safe.	Cool.
is vanessa here?	Nope. We're safe.
wow. that shirt is working hard.	Is Vanessa here?
okay, stop surfing porn and get back to work. just wanted to say hi.	Go learn something.
i'm dying to see what you've got to teach me.	Okay, stop surfing porn and get back to work. Just wanted to say hi.
consider it your musical education.	I'm dying to see what you've got to teach me.
i imagine you have a collection of punk chestnuts to prove your point.	Consider it your musical education.
well, when you're used to the raw power of iggy and the stooges, everything else sounds kind of precious by comparison.	I imagine you have a collection of punk chestnuts to prove your point.
cute?	Well, when you're used to the raw power of Iggy and the Stooges, everything else sounds kind of precious by comparison.
i sort of like it. i mean, it's cute.	Cute?
oh really? what's the verdict?	I sort of like it. I mean, it's cute.
so, i've been spending a lot of time listening to that weird cd you made me.	Oh really? What's the verdict?
hello?	So, I've been spending a lot of time listening to that weird CD you made me.
cold feet.	You should have gone to China. I heard they give away babies like free iPods. They shoot 'em out of those T-shirt guns at sports events.
i doubt anyone's throwing us a shower.	Why?
hey, what kind of swag did you score?	Yeah. Mall madness, huh?
juno was nice enough to bring this by for us.	I came over as soon as I got that cold ultrasound goo off my pelvis. My stepmom verbally abused the ultrasound tech so we were escorted off the premises.
nothing. she just hates when i sit around watching movies and 'not contributing.'	I'll handle this. I'm really good at diffusing mom-type rage.
why? what the big deal?	Nothing. She just hates when I sit around watching movies and 'not contributing.'
vanessa. shit, you better get out of here.	Why? What the big deal?
you're something else.	Vanessa. Shit, you better get out of here.
i weighed my options. but after all this, i'm glad i didn't, you know, get rid of it. i want to have it. for you guys.	You're something else.
you know, not many teenage girls in your situation would actually go through with this.	I weighed my options. But after all this, I'm glad I didn't, you know, get rid of it. I want to have it. For you guys.
uh, thanks.	You know, not many teenage girls in your situation would actually go through with this.
that suits you.	Uh, thanks.
my dad went through this phase where he was obsessed with greek and roman mythology. he named me after zeus's wife. i mean, zeus had other lays, but i'm pretty sure juno was his only wife. she was supposed to be really beautiful but really mean. like diana ross.	That suits you.
god, pretentious much? i guess everyone should have a mysterious name like juno, huh?	My dad went through this phase where he was obsessed with Greek and Roman mythology. He named me after Zeus's wife. I mean, Zeus had other lays, but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife. She was supposed to be really beautiful but really mean. Like Diana Ross.
madison? isn't that kind of... i don't know, gay?	God, pretentious much? I guess everyone should have a mysterious name like Juno, huh?
well, sort of. vanessa likes madison for a girl.	Madison? Isn't that kind of... I don't know, gay?
so, have you and vanessa thought of a name for the baby yet?	Well, sort of. Vanessa likes Madison for a girl.
here's to dovetailing interests.	So, have you and Vanessa thought of a name for the baby yet?
this is even better than suspiria. you've got decent taste in slasher movies, mark.	Here's to dovetailing interests.
frankly, this looks kind of stupid.	This is even better than Suspiria. You've got decent taste in slasher movies, Mark.
argento's good, but lewis is completely demented. we're talking buckets of goo. red corn syrup everywhere. and fake brains up the yin-yang.	Frankly, this looks kind of stupid.
please. dario argento is the ultimate master of horror.	Argento's good, but Lewis is completely demented. We're talking buckets of goo. Red corn syrup everywhere. And fake brains up the yin-yang.
oh yeah. it's herschel gordon lewis. he's the ultimate master of horror.	Please. Dario Argento is the ultimate master of horror.
the wizard of gore?	Oh yeah. It's Herschel Gordon Lewis. He's the ultimate master of horror.
yeah, i definitely need to make you some cds. at least while my kid is hanging out in there.	The Wizard of Gore?
i didn't. but it's a three-way tie between the stooges, patti smith and the runaways.	Yeah, I definitely need to make you some CDs. At least while my kid is hanging out in there.
it's the least i can do. what did you say your favorite band was?	I didn't. But it's a three-way tie between the Stooges, Patti Smith and the Runaways.
you don't have to do that.	It's the least I can do. What did you say your favorite band was?
this album is all carpenters covers by alt-rock bands. it's called if i were a carpenter. it is god. i'll rip a copy for you before you leave.	You don't have to do that.
hey, i like this.	This album is all Carpenters covers by alt-rock bands. It's called If I Were a Carpenter. It is God. I'll rip a copy for you before you leave.
don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby...	Hey, I like this.
you haven't heard the carpenters like this. listen.	Don't you remember you told me you loved me, baby...
i've heard the carpenters before. chick drummer and freaky dude. not unlike the white stripes.	You haven't heard the Carpenters like this. Listen.
it's only my favorite song. it's sonic youth doing "superstar" by the carpenters.	I've heard the Carpenters before. Chick drummer and freaky dude. Not unlike the White Stripes.
what is it?	It's only my favorite song. It's Sonic Youth doing "Superstar" by the Carpenters.
we definitely want it to have junk.	Well don't worry about it. My stepmom is forcing me to eat really healthy. She won't even let me stand in front of the microwave or eat red M&Ms. Hope you're ready.
yeah?	We definitely want it to have junk.
i know what junk is.	Yeah?
you know... it's parts...	I know what junk is.
junk?	You know... it's parts...
that's what you think. i drink tons of booze so you might get one of those scary neuter-babies that's born without junk.	Junk?
well, it can really only go two ways.	That's what you think. I drink tons of booze so you might get one of those scary neuter-babies that's born without junk.
the doctor can tell, but i decided not to know. i want it to be a big surprise.	Well, it can really only go two ways.
can you tell if it's a boy or a girl?	The doctor can tell, but I decided not to know. I want it to be a big surprise.
no, he's the dad.	Can you tell if it's a boy or a girl?
oh, is he bald and amorphous?	No, he's the dad.
i think it kind of looks like my friend, paulie.	Oh, is he bald and amorphous?
you're kidding!	I think it kind of looks like my friend, Paulie.
behold, good sir! the very first photo of your future child.	You're kidding!
you're kind of a sellout, aren't you? what would the melvins say?	They'd say you came a long way out here not knowing if anyone would be home.
i wrote that.	You're kind of a sellout, aren't you? What would the Melvins say?
titanium power! get more snatch by the batch!	I wrote that.
have you seen those ads for titanium power men's deodorant?	Titanium Power! Get more snatch by the batch!
oh.	Have you seen those ads for Titanium Power men's deodorant?
commercials.	Oh.
like what?	Commercials.
no, more commercial stuff.	Like what?
no shit. like johannes brahms?	No, more commercial stuff.
i mostly work from home. i'm a composer.	No shit. Like Johannes Brahms?
why aren't you at work?	I mostly work from home. I'm a composer.
i don't know. something to do with the four-packs...  ...they're not bad.	Why aren't you at work?
sure. what is it with you rich people and your herb-infused juices?	I don't know. Something to do with the four-packs...  ...They're not bad.
come on in. you wanna ginseng cooler?	Sure. What is it with you rich people and your herb-infused juices?
right. i hear they can be kind of a time-suck.	Come on in. You wanna Ginseng Cooler?
no, she's working late tonight. she's trying to accrue some extra time off for when, you know...	Right. I hear they can be kind of a time-suck.
i've got something really cool to show you guys. is vanessa here?	No, she's working late tonight. She's trying to accrue some extra time off for when, you know...
juno? wow, i didn't expect to see you here.	I've got something really cool to show you guys. Is Vanessa here?
yeah.	That's all right. My axe is named Roosevelt. After Franklin, not Ted. Franklin was the hot one with the polio.
your guitar is named kimber?	Yeah.
nuh-uh, 1977! punk volume 1. you weren't there, so you can't understand the magic.	You weren't even alive!
'93. i'm telling you that was the best time for rock and roll.	Nuh-uh, 1977! Punk Volume 1. You weren't there, so you can't understand the magic.
when was this, like '96?	'93. I'm telling you that was the best time for rock and roll.
well, we were playing with them and i busted this guitar onstage. it cost me $800 and a dime bag just to have it fixed.	When was this, like '96?
yeah.	Well, we were playing with them and I busted this guitar onstage. It cost me $800 and a dime bag just to have it fixed.
tell me about it. i used to play in a really tight band back when i lived in chicago, and one night we opened for the melvins... do you know who the melvins are?	Yeah.
what is that, mahogany? what happens if you crack the neck?	Tell me about it. I used to play in a really tight band back when I lived in Chicago, and one night we opened for the Melvins... do you know who the Melvins are?
sorry. i swear i'm not a gear snob.	What is that, Mahogany? What happens if you crack the neck?
what? i'm a pawn shop rocker.	Sorry. I swear I'm not a gear snob.
oh.	What? I'm a pawn shop rocker.
i rock a harmony.	Oh.
what do you play?	I rock a Harmony.
it's beautiful. i've always liked gibson better than fender.	What do you play?
shut up.	It's beautiful. I've always liked Gibson better than Fender.
wow, you get a whole room in your own house? she's got you on a long leash there, mark.	Shut up.
oh. that's, uh, my room. vanessa lets me have a room for all my old stuff.	Wow, you get a whole room in your own house? She's got you on a long leash there, Mark.
blood and guts.	We'd better get back downstairs ASAP.
viscera?	Blood and guts.
you should be happy, holmes. i'm giving you and vanessa the gift of life. sweet, screaming, pooping life! and you don't even have to be there when the baby comes out of me all covered in...	Viscera?
am i supposed to feel happy now?	You should be happy, Holmes. I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of life. Sweet, screaming, pooping life! And you don't even have to be there when the baby comes out of me all covered in...
i don't get a klepto vibe from you. evil genius? maybe. arsonist? wouldn't rule it out.	I did steal a squirt of perfume. What do you think? It's Clinique Happy.
well, you don't just invite a random pregnant teenager into your house and leave her unsupervised. i could be a total klepto, for all you know.	I don't get a klepto vibe from you. Evil genius? Maybe. Arsonist? Wouldn't rule it out.
what? no! do we come off like paranoid yuppies or something?	Well, you don't just invite a random pregnant teenager into your house and leave her unsupervised. I could be a total klepto, for all you know.
did your wife send you up here to spy on me?	What? No! Do we come off like paranoid yuppies or something?
sorry. i was just getting something.	Did your wife send you up here to spy on me?
whoops! yikes, i didn't expect to see you up here.	Sorry. I was just getting something.
whoah. i don't want to see pictures. i don't need to be notified of anything. can't we just kick it old school? i could just put the baby in a basket and send it your way. you know, like moses in the reeds.	Technically, that would be kickin' it Old Testament.
so, let's discuss how we're gonna do this... thing.	Well, I just have the baby and give it to you, right?
no.	Cool. Well, let's sit down and get to know each other a bit.
this is our attorney, gerta rauss.	Geeeerta Rauuuss!
juno! your baby probably has a beating heart, you know. it can feel pain. and it has fingernails.	Really? Fingernails?
well, it was nice seeing you.	Juno! Your baby probably has a beating heart, you know. It can feel pain. And it has fingernails.
i heard that was you.	Well, it was nice seeing you.
wise move. i know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. she took off her clothes and jumped into the fountain at ridgedale mall and she was like, "blaaaaah! i'm a kraken from the sea!"	I heard that was you.
no thanks. i'm off pills.	Wise move. I know this girl who had a huge crazy freakout because she took too many behavioral meds at once. She took off her clothes and jumped into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and she was like, "Blaaaaah! I'm a kraken from the sea!"
you should try adderall.	No thanks. I'm off pills.
no, not yet. i tried to work on it a little last night, but i'm having trouble concentrating.	You should try Adderall.
good. i'm good.  did you finish that paper for worth's class yet?	No, not yet. I tried to work on it a little last night, but I'm having trouble concentrating.
oh, hi juno. how are you?	Good. I'm good.  Did you finish that paper for Worth's class yet?
uh, hi su-chin.	Oh, hi Juno. How are you?
mark? why is juno crying?	I'm not crying. I'm allergic to fine home furnishings. See you later.
nothing.	Mark? Why is Juno crying?
juno? what's going on?	Nothing.
elbow.	Wow! It's magical.
oh my god -- it moved! i felt it!	Elbow.
um... juno, can i -- can i touch it?	Are you kidding? Everyone at school is always grabbing at my belly. I'm like a legend. They call me the Cautionary Whale.
oh, okay. so... how are you feeling?	Happy? Oh, you mean like, physically. I'm good. Look, I have a snooze button now!
please excuse leah. she's mentally challenged.	Oh, okay. So... how are you feeling?
no...	Please excuse Leah. She's mentally challenged.
well hi vanessa! what brings you to the mall today?	Just, you know, shopping with my girlfriends.
right. well, juno, your parents must be wondering where you are. you might want to head home.	Naah. I'm already pregnant, so they figure nothing worse could happen to me. I gotta bounce anyway. It was nice seeing you guys again.
what do you mean? you mean...  do you think i'm going to flake out on you?	No, no, I don't think that, Juno. It's just that, we went through a situation before where it didn't work out.
um, i think people are kind of unsure about the situation because it's not, you know, set in stone.	What do you mean? You mean...  Do you think I'm going to flake out on you?
oh it's just some stuff i picked up. for, you know, the baby. babies need a lot of things. i want everything to be just right.	I thought people got all that stuff at baby showers. When my stepmom had my sister I remember she got about a million presents. They were all lame though, so I wasn't jealous.
doesn't it look like it's waving? it's kind of like it's saying "hi, vanessa. will you be my mommy?"	Yeah. Yeah, it kind of does.
oh my god...	Doesn't it look like it's waving? It's kind of like it's saying "Hi, Vanessa. Will you be my mommy?"
this is the baby. your baby.	Oh my God...
what...	This is the baby. Your baby.
sure. it's the right size and everything. i even saw its phalanges today! check this...	What...
is the baby okay?	Sure. It's the right size and everything. I even saw its phalanges today! Check this...
i went to the doctor today.	Is the baby okay?
then what's going on?	I went to the doctor today.
nothing...	Then what's going on?
juno! god, you startled me. what are you doing here? what's wrong?	Nothing...
oh really?	Look, if I could give it to you now, I would. But it probably looks like a Sea Monkey at this point, so I think we should leave it in there for a while until it gets cuter, you know?
i'm going to say i'm 104% sure.	Oh really?
oh. sure. of course you'd want to know how your kid is cooking.	So, then, you really think you're going to go ahead with this?
sure. the powder room down here is being re-tiled, but you can use the master bath upstairs. go up, then turn left and on your right...	Room with a toilet, got it.
can i use the facilities first? being pregnant makes you pee like seabiscuit.	Sure. The powder room down here is being re-tiled, but you can use the master bath upstairs. Go up, then turn left and on your right...
well, shall we start looking over the paperwork? gerta has already drafted some preliminary documents.	Can I use the facilities first? Being pregnant makes you pee like Seabiscuit.
i think pregnancy is beautiful.	Well, you're lucky it's not you.
yeah, but i hardly noticed it. i'm more worried about the part where i have to start wearing jeans with an elastic panel in the front.	I think pregnancy is beautiful.
the tough part's almost over for you. i mean, my girlfriends always tell me the first couple months are the hardest.	Yeah, but I hardly noticed it. I'm more worried about the part where I have to start wearing jeans with an elastic panel in the front.
yeah, apparently. i'm having it on may 4.	The tough part's almost over for you. I mean, my girlfriends always tell me the first couple months are the hardest.
oh, that's marvelous. so you're almost into your second trimester, then?	Yeah, apparently. I'm having it on May 4.
i'll get drinks. what would everyone like? i've got pellegrino, vitamin water...	A Maker's Mark, please. Up.
wicked pic in the penny saver, by the way. super classy. not like those other people with the fake woods in the background. like i'm really going to fall for that, you know?	You found us in the Penny Saver?
sure.	Wicked pic in the Penny Saver, by the way. Super classy. Not like those other people with the fake woods in the background. Like I'm really going to fall for that, you know?
can i take your coats?	Sure.
hi! i'm vanessa. you must be juno and mr. macguff. i'm vanessa.	Vanessa, right?
my partner uses these every time we have intercourse. they make his balls smell like pie.	Congrats.
no thank you. i'm off sex.	My partner uses these every time we have intercourse. They make his balls smell like pie.
would you like some free condoms? they're boysenberry.	No thank you. I'm off sex.
your name, please?	Juno MacGuff.
hi. i'm here for the big show?	Your name, please?
or...	Thundercats are go!
either i just pissed my pants or...	Or...
what?!	Either I just pissed my pants or...
i sort of already have.	Well, of course. Your old D-A-D! You know I'll always be there to love and support you, no matter what kind of pickle you're in.
dad, it's not about that. i just need to know that it's possible for two people to stay happy together forever. or at least for a few years.	It's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for ten years now, and I'm proud to say that we're very happy.
tore up from the floor up?	Dad, it's not about that. I just need to know that it's possible for two people to stay happy together forever. Or at least for a few years.
please stop now.	Tore up from the floor up?
well, it's kind of skanky. isn't that what you girls call it? skanky? skeevy?	Please stop now.
dad, no!	Well, it's kind of skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy?
are you having boy trouble? i gotta be honest; i don't much approve of you dating in your condition, 'cause... well, that's kind of messed up.	Dad, no!
yeah, like people in love.	Are you having boy trouble? I gotta be honest; I don't much approve of you dating in your condition, 'cause... well, that's kind of messed up.
you mean like couples?	Yeah, like people in love.
i guess i wonder sometimes if people ever stay together for good.	You mean like couples?
think you can narrow it down for me.	I guess I wonder sometimes if people ever stay together for good.
i'm losing my faith in humanity.	Think you can narrow it down for me.
you look a little morose, honey. what's eating you?	I'm losing my faith in humanity.
yeah, she does.	You look a little morose, honey. What's eating you?
no, but you know bren. she dreams big.	Yeah, she does.
tot ice skating? tots can't ice skate. liberty bell's still getting the hang of stairs.	No, but you know Bren. She dreams big.
bren took liberty bell to her tot ice skating class.	Tot ice skating? Tots can't ice skate. Liberty Bell's still getting the hang of stairs.
dealing with stuff way beyond my maturity level. where is everyone?	Bren took Liberty Bell to her tot ice skating class.
hey, big puffy version of junebug. where have you been?	Dealing with stuff way beyond my maturity level. Where is everyone?
hi dad.	Hey, big puffy version of Junebug. Where have you been?
excuse me?	Well, no... I'm not going to sell the baby. I just want it to grow up with people who are ready to love it and be parents. I'm in high school, dude. I'm ill-equipped.
she's joking. junebug has a wonderful sense of humor, which is just one of her many genetic gifts.	I also have good teeth. No cavities. We finally got fluoridated water in Dancing Elk.
i thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when.	I have no idea what kind of girl I am.
damn skippy, you're not! you don't even remember to give liberty bell her breathing meds.	Once! And she didn't die, if you recall!
did you say you were thinking about adoption?	Yeah, well, there's this couple who've been trying to have a baby for five years.
no, it's not. paulie is virile, by the way. he was very good in... chair.	Did you say you were thinking about adoption?
okay, this is no laughing matter.	No, it's not. Paulie is virile, by the way. He was very good in... chair.
what?	Paulie Bleeker? I didn't know he had it in him!
who is the kid?	The baby? I don't know anything about it yet. I only know it's got fingernails, allegedly.
you're pregnant?	I'm so sorry, you guys. If it's any consolation, I have heartburn that's like, radiating down to my kneecaps and I haven't gone number two since Wednesday. Morning!
they say they're going to pay my medical expenses and everything. i promise this will all be resolved in thirty-odd weeks, and we can pretend it never happened.	You're pregnant?
no, no, i'm definitely not asking for anything. except maybe mercy. like, it would be really great if nobody hit me.	What have you done, Junebug? Did you hit someone with the Previa?
do you need a large sum of money? legal counsel?	No, no, I'm definitely not asking for anything. Except maybe mercy. Like, it would be really great if nobody hit me.
so juno, how did your maneuver go last night?	Which maneuver, sir? The one in which I moved an entire living room set from one lawn to another, or the one in which I cleared a sixty-four ounce blue slushie in ten minutes?
you should have seen this octopus furnace. i had to get out my hazmat suit just to get up in there...	My dad used to be in the Army, but now he's just your average HVAC specialist. He and my mom got divorced when I was five. She lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona...
so what's the prognosis, fertile myrtle? minus or plus?	I don't know. It's not... seasoned yet. Wait. Huh. Yeah, there's that pink plus sign again. God, it's unholy.
jesus, i didn't say it was.	Well, it's not. You're not a lion in a pride!  These kids, acting like lions with their unplanned pregnancies and their Sunny Delights.
well, you know where the lavatory is.  you pay for that pee stick when you're done! don't think it's yours just because you've marked it with your urine!	Jesus, I didn't say it was.
silencio! i just drank my weight in sunny d. and i have to go, pronto.	Well, you know where the lavatory is.  You pay for that pee stick when you're done! Don't think it's yours just because you've marked it with your urine!
maybe you're having twins. maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms and he knocked you up twice!	Silencio! I just drank my weight in Sunny D. and I have to go, pronto.
well, well. if it isn't macguff the crime dog! back for another test?	I think the last one was defective. The plus sign looked more like a division sign.
okay juno, i'm really convinced.	Prom is for wenises, anyway. Once you're old enough to go, it's not cool anymore.
i'm not jealous, and i don't care. i just know he doesn't like katrina and i don't think he should toy with her emotions like that. she seems so nice and all.	Okay Juno, I'm really convinced.
are you jealous? i thought you said you didn't care what he did.	I'm not jealous, and I don't care. I just know he doesn't like Katrina and I don't think he should toy with her emotions like that. She seems so nice and all.
yeah, well, bleek trusted me. we're best friends.	Are you jealous? I thought you said you didn't care what he did.
i wouldn't be so sure about that. he did it with you. he's a man now.	Yeah, well, Bleek trusted me. We're best friends.
there's no way in hell they're having sex or even holding hands.	I wouldn't be so sure about that. He did it with you. He's a man now.
oh, it totally does. i was there for her birthday about four years ago and it was like lipton landing. but you know, boys have endured worse things for nookie.	There's no way in hell they're having sex or even holding hands.
bleeker told me katrina's whole house reeks of soup!	Oh, it totally does. I was there for her birthday about four years ago and it was like Lipton Landing. But you know, boys have endured worse things for nookie.
he asked her. i heard they were going to benihana, then the prom, then to vijay's parents' cabin.	Bleeker told me Katrina's whole house reeks of soup!
katrina? pfft, no way. he doesn't like katrina. it must be a pity date.	He asked her. I heard they were going to Benihana, then the prom, then to Vijay's parents' cabin.
did you hear bleek is going to prom with katrina de voort?	Katrina? Pfft, no way. He doesn't like Katrina. It must be a pity date.
eww, he's all beardy!	Did you hear Bleek is going to prom with Katrina De Voort?
keith's hot.	Eww, he's all beardy!
please do not refer to mr. conyers as "keith," okay? my barf reflex is already heightened these days.	Keith's hot.
i don't have a choice. keith's been grading me really hard lately.	Please do not refer to Mr. Conyers as "Keith," okay? My barf reflex is already heightened these days.
wow, someone's been actually doing her geometry homework for once!	I don't have a choice. Keith's been grading me really hard lately.
well, you are kind of... convex.	Wow, someone's been actually doing her geometry homework for once!
god, why is everyone always staring at me?	Well, you are kind of... convex.
hot!	God, why is everyone always staring at me?
trust me, you don't. i actually have to wear a bra now. and i have to rub this nasty cocoa butter stuff all over myself or my skin could get stretched too far and explode.	Hot!
i wish my funbags would get bigger.	Trust me, you don't. I actually have to wear a bra now. And I have to rub this nasty cocoa butter stuff all over myself or my skin could get stretched too far and explode.
almost eight. you wouldn't believe how weird i look naked.	I wish my funbags would get bigger.
god, you're getting huge. how many months has it been now?	Almost eight. You wouldn't believe how weird I look naked.
i want a huge cookie. and like, a lamb kebob. simultaneously.	God, Spermy. Must you always feed?
she's gonna steal that kid for her collection.	Right, seriously.
you sound shocked or something.	I just thought she'd look really old in real life.
no way! she's pretty.	You sound shocked or something.
of the penny saver lorings?	No way! She's pretty.
that's her. that's vanessa loring.	Of the Penny Saver Lorings?
what?	That's her. That's Vanessa Loring.
hly shht!	What?
yum. this pretzel tastes like a friggin' donut!	Share the love, Tits!
how do you know i'm so poisonous? like, what if the adoptive parents turn out to be evil molesters?	Or stage parents!
aw, please junebug?	No way. No, I definitely don't want to know.
touche.	It is really weird looking. It's like it's not even real. I can't believe there are saps who actually cry at these things.
hey, i'm a sacred vessel. all you've got in your belly is taco bell!	Touche.
check out baby big-head. that kid is scary!	Hey, I'm a sacred vessel. All you've got in your belly is Taco Bell!
best to just tell them, man. rip off the band-aid and let it bleed.	I'm pregnant.
yeesh, they sound like a cult. besides, they're greedy bitches. they already have three kids!	Hey, Juno. Juno! Look at this one.
all right, how about this one? "healthy, educated couple seeking infant to join our family of five. you will be compensated. help us complete the circle of love."	Yeesh, they sound like a cult. Besides, they're greedy bitches. They already have three kids!
i was thinking a graphic designer, mid-thirties, and his cool asian wife who dresses awesome and plays bass. but i'm trying to not be too particular.	All right, how about this one? "Healthy, educated couple seeking infant to join our family of five. You will be compensated. Help us complete the circle of love."
what did you have in mind, a family of disturbed loners who are into gunplay and incest?	I was thinking a graphic designer, mid-thirties, and his cool Asian wife who dresses awesome and plays bass. But I'm trying to not be too particular.
no, i heard you. i just can't give the baby to people who describe themselves as "wholesome." i'm looking for something a little edgier.	What did you have in mind, a family of disturbed loners who are into gunplay and incest?
you're not listening to me.	No, I heard you. I just can't give the baby to people who describe themselves as "wholesome." I'm looking for something a little edgier.
there's a guy in here who's giving away a piano. free for the hauling! we should put it in bleeker's yard.	You're not listening to me.
look at this one "wholesome, spiritually wealthy couple have found true love with each other."  "all that's missing is your bastard."	There's a guy in here who's giving away a piano. Free for the hauling! We should put it in Bleeker's yard.
yeah, but it sucks for free.	Look at this one "Wholesome, spiritually wealthy couple have found true love with each other."  "All that's missing is your bastard."
the penny saver sucks.	Yeah, but it sucks for free.
come on, leah. i can't scope out wannabe parents in the penny saver! that's tacky. that's like buying clothes at the pump n' munch.	The Penny Saver sucks.
oh yeah! "desperately seeking spawn." they're right by the ads for like, iguanas and terriers and used fitness equipment. it's totally legit.	Come on, Leah. I can't scope out wannabe parents in the Penny Saver! That's tacky. That's like buying clothes at the Pump n' Munch.
there are ads? for parents?	Oh yeah! "Desperately Seeking Spawn." They're right by the ads for like, iguanas and terriers and used fitness equipment. It's totally legit.
well, maybe you could look at one of those adoption ads. i see them all the time in the penny saver.	There are ads? For parents?
bleeker and i were going to go to gettysburg for spring break.	Well, maybe you could look at one of those adoption ads. I see them all the time in the Penny Saver.
maybe they'll totally shit and be super mad at you and not let you graduate or go to cabo san lucas for spring break.	Bleeker and I were going to go to Gettysburg for spring break.
i know. maybe they'll canonize me for being so selfless.	Maybe they'll totally shit and be super mad at you and not let you graduate or go to Cabo San Lucas for spring break.
but then you'll get huge. your chest is going to milktate. and you have to tell everyone you're pregnant.	I know. Maybe they'll canonize me for being so selfless.
what does that even mean? anyway, i got to thinking on the way over. i was thinking maybe i could give the baby to somebody who actually likes that kind of thing. you know, like a woman with a bum ovary or something. or some nice lesbos.	But then you'll get huge. Your chest is going to milktate. And you have to tell everyone you're pregnant.
keep your voice down dude, my mom's around here somewhere. she doesn't know we're sexually active.	What does that even mean? Anyway, I got to thinking on the way over. I was thinking maybe I could give the baby to somebody who actually likes that kind of thing. You know, like a woman with a bum ovary or something. Or some nice lesbos.
i'm staying pregnant, le.	Keep your voice down dude, my mom's around here somewhere. She doesn't know we're sexually active.
oh, gruesome. i wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?	I'm staying pregnant, Le.
i couldn't do it, leah! it smelled like a dentist in there. they had these really horrible magazines, with, like, spritz cookie recipes and bad fiction and water stains, like someone read them in the tub. and the receptionist tried to give me these weird condoms that looked like grape suckers, and she told me about her boyfriend's pie balls, and su-chin kuah was there, and she told me the baby had fingernails. fingernails!	Oh, gruesome. I wonder if the baby's claws could scratch your vag on the way out?
what are you doing here, dumbass? i thought i was supposed to pick you up at four.	I couldn't do it, Leah! It smelled like a dentist in there. They had these really horrible magazines, with, like, spritz cookie recipes and bad fiction and water stains, like someone read them in the tub. And the receptionist tried to give me these weird condoms that looked like grape suckers, and she told me about her boyfriend's pie balls, and Su-Chin Kuah was there, and she told me the baby had fingernails. Fingernails!
so, what was it like humping bleeker's bony bod?	It was magnificent, man!
it's extremely complicated, and i'd rather not talk about it in my fragile state.	So, what was it like humping Bleeker's bony bod?
aha! you love him.	It's extremely complicated, and I'd rather not talk about it in my fragile state.
like, a year ago, in spanish class.	Aha! You love him.
when did you decide you were going to do bleeker?	Like, a year ago, in Spanish class.
nah, it was a premeditated act. the sex, i mean, not getting pregnant.	When did you decide you were going to do Bleeker?
so, you were bored? is that how this blessed miracle came to be?	Nah, it was a premeditated act. The sex, I mean, not getting pregnant.
that is sick, man.	So, you were bored? Is that how this blessed miracle came to be?
heavy lifting can only help you at this point.	That is sick, man.
eh, i'll call them myself. but i do need your help with something very urgent.	Heavy lifting can only help you at this point.
want me to call for you? i called for becky last year.	Eh, I'll call them myself. But I do need your help with something very urgent.
i know. women now, i guess. the commercial says they help women now.	Want me to call for you? I called for Becky last year.
well, are you going to go to havenbrooke or women now for the abortion? you need a note from your parents for havenbrooke.	I know. Women Now, I guess. The commercial says they help women now.
that's the kind of emotion i was looking for in the first take.	Well, are you going to go to Havenbrooke or Women Now for the abortion? You need a note from your parents for Havenbrooke.
oh my god! oh shit! phuket thailand!	That's the kind of emotion I was looking for in the first take.
unfortunately, yes.	Oh my God! Oh shit! Phuket Thailand!
is this for real? like for real, for real?	Unfortunately, yes.
i drank like ten tons of sunny delight. anyway, yeah. i'm pregnant. and you're shockingly cavalier.	Is this for real? Like for real, for real?
how did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?	I drank like ten tons of Sunny Delight. Anyway, yeah. I'm pregnant. And you're shockingly cavalier.
it's not a food baby. i took three pregnancy tests today. i am definitely up the spout.	How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?
maybe it's just a food baby. did you have a big lunch?	It's not a food baby. I took three pregnancy tests today. I am definitely up the spout.
dude, i'm pregnant.	Maybe it's just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
only the one in my pants.	Dude, I'm pregnant.
no it's morgan freeman. got any bones that need collecting?	Only the one in my pants.
is this juno?	No it's Morgan Freeman. Got any bones that need collecting?
i am a suicide risk.	Is this Juno?
yo-yo-yiggity-yo.	I am a suicide risk.
what do you make with that?	You don't make anything. It's for exercising.
a pilates machine?	What do you make with that?
so. what's that thing?	A Pilates machine?
yes. heating and air conditioning.	Well, I was born to be a mother. Some of us are.
well, haven't you ever felt like you were born to do something?	Yes. Heating and air conditioning.
you don't say.	Well, haven't you ever felt like you were born to do something?
hello. thank you for having me and my irresponsible child over to your home.	Oh no. Thank you. Come on in.
it's a loft.	Aren't you the cool guy?
a hotel?	It's a loft.
yeah, downtown.	A hotel?
have you found a place to stay?	Yeah, downtown.
looks like it, yeah.	Have you found a place to stay?
we're actually, finally doing this?	Looks like it, yeah.
no, it's fine. thanks for making the call, i guess.	We're actually, finally doing this?
i called gerta rauss. she says she can represent both of us. they call it "collaborative divorce." it's apparently all the rage right now. and it's easy because we don't have children.	No, it's fine. Thanks for making the call, I guess.
like what? be a rock star?	Don't mock me.
i don't know. there's just things i still want to do.	Like what? Be a rock star?
what would be a good time for you?	I don't know. There's just things I still want to do.
she answered our prayers.	Ever since, it's just been like a ticking clock.
it all just happened so fast. we put that ad in the paper. i thought it would take months if, you know, ever and then -- boom -- two weeks later, she's in our living room.	She answered our prayers.
why don't we let juno go home and we can discuss this later on, okay?	It all just happened so fast. We put that ad in the paper. I thought it would take months if, you know, ever and then -- boom -- Two weeks later, she's in our living room.
of course we're ready. we've taken all the classes. the nursery. the books --	I know we're prepared. I just don't know if... I'm ready.
i've been just wondering if we're, you know, ready.	Of course we're ready. We've taken all the classes. The nursery. The books --
what are you referring to?	I've been just wondering if we're, you know, ready.
just thinking if this is really the right thing for us.	What are you referring to?
what?	Just thinking if this is really the right thing for us.
i didn't do anything... i just... i've just been thinking.	What?
what did you do?	I didn't do anything... I just... I've just been thinking.
she's hormonal. right, june? it's just part of the whole process.	What did you do?
juno, what's the matter?	She's hormonal. Right, June? It's just part of the whole process.
hm.	Can you see it?
that wall is going to need something. maybe we could put our first family picture there.	Hm.
and i disagree.	That wall is going to need something. Maybe we could put our first family picture there.
i just think it's too early to paint. that's my opinion.	And I disagree.
you should read the book. i even flagged the "daddy chapters" for you.	I just think it's too early to paint. That's my opinion.
nesting, huh? are you planning to build the crib out of twigs and saliva?	You should read the book. I even flagged the "daddy chapters" for you.
what to expect says that readying the baby's room is an important process for women. it's called "nesting."	Nesting, huh? Are you planning to build the crib out of twigs and saliva?
or you could just wait a couple months. it's not like the baby's going to storm in here any second and demand dessert-colored walls.	What to Expect says that readying the baby's room is an important process for women. It's called "nesting."
i think i'm leaning toward custard in this light. i don't know. i should paint a small area...	Or you could just wait a couple months. It's not like the baby's going to storm in here any second and demand dessert-colored walls.
why do people think yellow is gender- neutral? i don't know one man with a yellow bedroom.	I think I'm leaning toward Custard in this light. I don't know. I should paint a small area...
well, i wanted to pick something gender-neutral for now. once we get the baby, god willing, we can create a more decisive palette.	Why do people think yellow is gender- neutral? I don't know one man with a yellow bedroom.
they're yellow.	Well, I wanted to pick something gender-neutral for now. Once we get the baby, God willing, we can create a more decisive palette.
what do you think? custard or cheesecake?	They're yellow.
you guys are playing music?	Juno just wanted a closer look at Kimber here.
vanessa has wanted a baby since we got married.	I want to be a mommy so badly!
you're doing an amazing and selfless thing for us.	Vanessa has wanted a baby since we got married.
obviously, we'll compensate you for your medical expenses.	Are you looking for any other compensation?
adele for god sake please lis...	There ain't nothing we could do. Once Early sets his mind on somethin', well thats the end of that.
...there ain't nothin' can kill 'em. they can live for two even three hundred years.	Adele for god sake please lis...
adele... we gotta do something before early kills someone else.	...There ain't nothin' can kill 'em. They can live for two even three hundred years.
...you can forget about 'em forever and then look at 'em and they're doin' even better than before.	Adele... we gotta do something before Early kills someone else.
you lose!	I suppose anything's possible.
no.	Me neither. How 'bout you Carrie?
...i wouldn't lie to you, adele. . . i saw him kill that man.	Early didn't kill nobody, he wouldn't do that. I don't know why you're saying those things. You ain't my friend.
what?	That's not true!
...that's not true.	What?
the police are after him, he's a murderer!	...That's not true.
an' resistin' arrest... at least that's what the police said.	Jeez... Adele!
...anything else?	An' resistin' arrest... At least that's what the Police said.
carryin' a gun.	...Anything else?
what's early been in jail for?	Carryin' a gun.
my momma's a beautician. guess that's where i get it from. she wouldn't hear of my moving in with early... on account of his just getting out of jail and all. ain't seen her in nearly a year now. i wish she'd call me, just once.	What's Early been in jail for?
you think early's bad to me, don't you?	Yeah.
adele... are you serious?	You think Early's bad to me, don't you?
do what?	Adele... are you serious?
you shouldn't let him do that to you...	Do what?
sorry. boy i'll tell ya, if early found a picture of me like that i'd be black and blue for a week.	You shouldn't let him do that to you...
hold still.	Sorry. Boy I'll tell ya, if Early found a picture of me like that I'd be black and blue for a week.
no it is not!	Hold still.
that's me.	No it is not!
took 'em all.	That's me.
you took this picture?	Took 'em all.
your pictures. can i see 'em?	Sure.
it's a portfolio of my work.	Your pictures. Can I see 'em?
what's this?	It's a portfolio of my work.
could i try that?	What's this?
i'm cool.	Could I try that?
you know i can fix that haircut for you, if you want?	You can?
i told you how early feels 'bout a woman drinking.	How'd you meet Early?
...hey you're good. thought you said you never played before?	I haven't... I'm a fast learner.
better not, or early'd whip me.	He whips you?
so you don't do any of those things.	Better not, or Early'd whip me.
early don't think women should smoke or curse or drink liquor.	So you don't do any of those things.
you dropped this.	Early Grayce if this ain't your lucky day.
you wouldn't have any color film, would ya?	...Yeah, sure.
is it hard to learn?	Not really.
...yeah.	Is it hard to learn?
are you takin' the pictures?	...Yeah.
karma...  you know, if you do something bad to somebody fate will pay you back by something bad happening to you.	That French ain't it?
what?	Karma...  You know, if you do something bad to somebody fate will pay you back by something bad happening to you.
karma.	What?
one night we figured out how much bad luck he must have comin' from all them mirrors he broke...  four hundred and ninety four years to work it all off... after he dies, he'll have to keep coming back to earth over and over and over...	Karma.
...i said, i like your hair.	...Thank you.
...pardon?	...I said, I like your hair.
hi, i'm adele.	Carrie.
oh, n'jus what in hell you crying 'bout? i'm the one got hit.	I changed my mind, Early. I'm not gonna climb up that Hollywood sign with you... I decided. I think your mean, and you hurt people.
nobody wants to hurt you peaches!	Early! Stop!!
what's wrong with her?	She had a dream that somethin' like this was gonna happen.
...i don't know.	Well Adele... it was for...  ...saving your fucking life back there!
thank you for what?  what are you thanking me for adele?	...I don't know.
...thank you.	Thank you for what?  What are you thanking me for Adele?
yeah but, what is it?	I don't know, they didn't speak too good English.
it's chinese food. it was the only place open. you said you was starving, you'd eat anyth...	Yeah but, what is it?
what the hell is this stuff?	It's Chinese food. It was the only place open. You said you was starving, you'd eat anyth...
early, what're you doin'?	Go back to the car and keep Brian there. I don't want him in here...  Do it Adele... Now!
can you believe thirty bucks for this room... for what? a lumpy mattress, that crummy tv and a crapper.	Early, sing me a song.
shush, adele.	Early, can we stop there... just for a little while.
how many times you gonna tell me that?	As many times as it takes.
you just smile, let me do all the talking.	How many times you gonna tell me that?
geez, they look kinda weird.	You just smile, let me do all the talking.
did you settle things with mr. diebold?	Yeah I left him with the car... We're all squared up now.
what if they're dangerous?	They ain't dangerous Adele. They're writers.
don't be long now, dinner's 'bout ready.	I heard that.
bull. that ain't right... government sends people there all the time, just don't want us to know about it.	Don't be long now, dinner's 'bout ready.
you know... i read once... ain't nothin' on that big old moon 'cept some old golf balls those astronauts left behind.	Bull. That ain't right... Government sends people there all the time, just don't want us to know about it.
well... the very first thing we're gonna do... is get us a couple of six packs of lucky lager and climb up on toppa' that famous hollywood sign and howl at the moon...	You know... I read once... Ain't nothin' on that big old moon 'cept some old golf balls those astronauts left behind.
what'll we do out there?	Well... the very first thing we're gonna do... is get us a couple of six packs of Lucky Lager and climb up on toppa' that famous Hollywood sign and howl at the moon...
yeah, and in california you never have to buy fruit 'cause it's all on the trees everywhere you turn...  ...and, 'course there ain't no speed limit out there, and all drugs are legal... and i heard your first month's rent is free; state law. i figure 'til we get settled we can just move around month to month...	What'll we do out there?
i guess that'd explain why there's so many stupid people around here.	Yeah, and in California you never have to buy fruit 'cause it's all on the trees everywhere you turn...  ...and, 'course there ain't no speed limit out there, and all drugs are legal... And I heard your first month's rent is free; state law. I figure 'til we get settled we can just move around month to month...
well... for one thing... they think faster out there, on account of all that warm weather they got; cold weather makes people stupid, that's a fact.	I guess that'd explain why there's so many stupid people around here.
what's up adele? dinner ready?	Almost.
i feel kind of like the wizard of oz, you know when she gets the red shoes.	Well Dorothy, why don't you hand me that chili there.
early, you are so sweet.	I feel kind of like the wizard of oz, you know when she gets the red shoes.
happy birthday adele.	Early, you are so sweet.
you think i'm goin' to kill you. well that'd make me a liar then wouldn't it?	No sir.
what do you need a bible for?	You think I'm goin' to kill you. Well that'd make me a liar then wouldn't it?
...mind if i hold that bible?	What do you need a Bible for?
turkey mostly.	Turkey's are real smart. Smarter than most people think...
never heard of it, any huntin'?	Turkey mostly.
vernon, florida.	Never heard of it, any huntin'?
where you from walter?	Vernon, Florida.
not so good. you sure you have to?	I don't know. Wish I did.
think. i might just have to kill you walter. how do you feel about that?	Not so good. You sure you have to?
walter livesy.	Think. I might just have to kill you Walter. How do you feel about that?
what's your name, boy?	Walter Livesy.
what happened to adele?	Well, let's put it this way.  I need me a new woman.
you two been busy in here.	What happened to Adele?
...and?	They picked up hitchhikers... young men... and brought them back here.
two brothers, prospectors, lived here. up until a few years back.	...and?
so tell me... what happened here?	Two brothers, prospectors, lived here. Up until a few years back.
forget about it, doesn't matter.	Hell it don't...  ...Hand me Brian's map there Adele. One day I'm gonna pass some store and see your book in the window. Me and Adele gonna buy a copy for our coffee table.
hey... ain't we getting near the next murder site... bri?	Forget about it, doesn't matter.
ya see what i'm sayin'?  ha!	...Ha.
if you say so.	Damn right I do.
...well then, that's how many i killed.	If you say so.
...well i probably drunk more than my share, anyway... you go on an' have it.	No, it's all yours. It's on me... for saving my ass back there.
wait a minute. you're gonna hustle me?	Nah... how much money have you got?
hell yeah! i'll even spot ya a few points first game.	Wait a minute. You're gonna hustle me?
yeah?	Hell yeah! I'll even spot ya a few points first game.
shit, it ain't hard to play pool. i can teach you everything ya need ta know.	Yeah?
by the way, i'm not much of a pool player.	Shit, it ain't hard to play pool. I can teach you everything ya need ta know.
sure.	Ain't you goin' to record it?
you wanna hear mine?	Sure.
yeah.	You wanna hear mine?
that your... "theory", ain't that what they call it?	Yeah.
i always thought it was the work of a serial killer. anyone who took that much time and care bisecting another human being must have been enjoying it and would have done it again. and again. until someone stopped him.	That your... "theory", ain't that what they call it?
you don't sound too convinced 'bout that?	I always thought it was the work of a serial killer. Anyone who took that much time and care bisecting another human being must have been enjoying it and would have done it again. And again. Until someone stopped him.
some people think it's because he never killed again. he just disappeared back into society.	You don't sound too convinced 'bout that?
now why is that?	Some people think it's because he never killed again. He just disappeared back into society.
dahlia, no.	Now why is that?
...they never caught that black dolya killer, huh?	Dahlia, no.
that bad?	...Then some.
how did he get away with it for so long anyhow?	He almost always killed strangers. Spent years moving on from one place to another. That made it real hard to track him down.
henry lee lucas. well he was only convicted of killing eleven but he claimed to have killed over three hundred.	Wonder what all them people done made him so mad?
henry lucas.	Henry Lee Lucas. Well he was only convicted of killing eleven but he claimed to have killed over three hundred.
who?	Henry Lucas.
this guy killed a mess of people.	Who?
it's just a work in progress, kinda rough.	This guy killed a mess of people.
this the book your writing?	It's just a work in progress, kinda rough.
how much do i owe you?	Forget it.
can't hurt.	How much do I owe you?
that's a good idea. unfortunately most of them have been executed.	...Too bad.
you gonna talk to the people who did those murders?	That's a good idea. Unfortunately most of them have been executed.
so what do you do early?	Oh... I do some work up at the Merrick Mirror factory, or I used to...
brian.	Well, it's like this, Bri'. I don't eat much in the mornin', never have. Maybe a beer once in a while; Lucky Lager's my favorite.
well, it's like this, mr. kessler.	Brian.
uh, we can stop somewhere if you and adele haven't had time for breakfast, early.	Well, it's like this, Mr. Kessler.
best kind.	Uh, we can stop somewhere if you and Adele haven't had time for breakfast, Early.
tight fit.	Best kind.
what about you?	I don't know.
i'm going to try and lift the end of the piano. if i can... slide your cuffs free.	What about you?
what are you going to do?	I'm going to try and lift the end of the piano. If I can... slide your cuffs free.
carrie, watch for early.	What are you going to do?
i tried talking to her at the mine. it didn't work.	Then try again,
you gotta talk to her. she looks up to you, she'll listen to you.	I tried talking to her at the mine. It didn't work.
what the fuck is wrong with you brian!? if you'll stop taking notes for once and open your eyes... you'll see that he is a homicidal fucking killer. he is... for real!	Shut up Carrie, please... just shut up!
carrie... stop it.	What the fuck is wrong with you Brian!? If you'll stop taking notes for once and open your eyes... you'll see that he is a homicidal fucking killer. He is... for real!
why, what did he do?	Brian get him out of the car. Next gas station either he leaves or I do!
brian i want him out of our car!	Why, what did he do?
wrong! i was willing to do whatever it took to get you up off your ass and on the way to california... there's a big difference.	Brian I want him out of our car!
oh come on, don't give me that shit... you wanted to take these photos as much as i wanted you too.	Wrong! I was willing to do whatever it took to get you up off your ass and on the way to California... There's a big difference.
i can't believe i agreed to do this.	Oh come on, don't give me that shit... you wanted to take these photos as much as I wanted you too.
okay, it was a cheap thrill, it was stupid, i admit it, alright?  but let's not blow this. not now... let's just get the photos.	I can't believe I agreed to do this.
i'm scared. a week ago you would never have even thought to pick up that gun. this afternoon you're out there wielding it around like clyde fucking barrow, for christ's sake! what's with you?	Okay, it was a cheap thrill, it was stupid, I admit it, alright?  But let's not blow this. Not now... Let's just get the photos.
there's more...	I'm finished.
what's that?	A copy of a tape they found. He recorded everything.
what is it?	Look again!
stop being so fucking melodramatic! if it was murder he'd still be locked up or on parole, in which case he wouldn't be allowed to leave the state.	Maybe he wasn't allowed to leave! Geezus Brian!
how do you know that?	She told me...  ...but only when she "deserves" it. Did you know he was in jail?
yeah, and you should've seen how terrified she was that he'd find out. he beats her.	How do you know that?
who said he's my good buddy?	You sure been acting like you were...  ...Out whoopin' it up, a drankin' and ever' thang.
fuck!	Take your time.
all set?	Fuck!
carrie.	I don't want to talk about it.
you try, i'm gonna pretend they're with somebody else.	Carrie.
...and all i'm saying is i think we ought to try and get along with them. that's all.	You try, I'm gonna pretend they're with somebody else.
up yours.	I heard that.
bitch, bitch, bitch!	Up yours.
feel sorry for him? obviously you didn't get a whiff of that sock?	Bitch, bitch, bitch!
he can't help the way he was raised. i kinda feel sorry for him.	Feel sorry for him? Obviously you didn't get a whiff of that sock?
you mean because i object to having somebody take off their shoe and scratch their foot while i'm eating i'm prejudiced?	He can't help the way he was raised. I kinda feel sorry for him.
we could have been in and out of there in less than ten minutes...	Hey, I got some great stuff... it's okay.
jesus... they've probably got five bucks between them. turn around.	Lighten up...
oh, yeah... he had a real thick accent right outta "deliverance."  "still? who said anything about a still? get ya ass up in them woods!"	Funny, very funny.
i still think we should have met them first.	Beggars can't be choosers. They were the only ones who answered the ride share note, remember?
i like that.	I still think we should have met them first.
real polite. kept calling me 'sir.'	I like that.
what did he sound like on the phone?	Real polite. Kept calling me 'sir.'
it's about fucking time, kessler! i'd just about given up on you.	We don't have enough money, but we'll figure something out.
what i'm thinking is, we can drop down through tennessee, across arkansas and into texas, from there it's a straight shot into california.  "we don't stop... until we hit the fucking ocean."	It's about fucking time, Kessler! I'd just about given up on you.
a book on some of the most infamous murderers in america. i want to go to where they lived and where they killed and i want you to photograph it.	What I'm thinking is, we can drop down through Tennessee, across Arkansas and into Texas, from there it's a straight shot into California.  "We don't stop... until we hit the fucking ocean."
a book on the warehouse murders?	A book on some of the most infamous murderers in America. I want to go to where they lived and where they killed and I want you to photograph it.
look, fuck the thesis. i think there's a book here. your photographs and my research, together.	A book on the warehouse murders?
this mean your finally going to finish your thesis?	Look, fuck the thesis. I think there's a book here. Your photographs and my research, together.
because i was there. and for a moment that night i understood how she came to pull the trigger.	This mean your finally going to finish your thesis?
why?	Because I was there. And for a moment that night I understood how she came to pull the trigger.
...and i think i know why.	Why?
...i think it's the best stuff i've done.	...and I think I know why.
so how's it going?	...I think it's the best stuff I've done.
well, i sat down with my tapes and your photographs, which are great by the way... and i started writing.	So how's it going?
thanks. what are you doing?	Well, I sat down with my tapes and your photographs, which are great by the way... and I started writing.
hey. i didn't have the heart to wake you.	Thanks. What are you doing?
...just like that?	Just like that. Load up the Lincoln... point it West... stop when we hit the fucking ocean.
no we can't. we can never leave once you start talking about tenure... and vacation pay... and parking privileges and... oh shit! let's just go to california now, right now, before it's too late.	...just like that?
carrie, come on... we can leave anytime we...	No we can't. We can never leave once you start talking about tenure... and vacation pay... and parking privileges and... oh shit! let's just go to California now, right now, before it's too late.
then you can write anywhere. let's get out of here, while we still can.	Carrie, come on... we can leave anytime we...
...i do.	Then you can write anywhere. Let's get out of here, while we still can.
i thought you wanted to be a writer.	...I do.
just being there where it really happened. it was different... more visceral.	Mmm... I love it when you talk like that.
it was definitely the high point of the evening.	Just being there where it really happened. It was different... more visceral.
the warehouse. i'm not that drunk.	It was definitely the high point of the evening.
the party?	The warehouse. I'm not that drunk.
tonight turned out to be pretty interesting.	The party?
who do i have to blow to get out of here?	A... I gotta go.
okay, now you want to talk about good versus evil? well then let's start with adam and eve and the snake.	Who do I have to blow to get out of here?
executing the killer wouldn't bring my mother back.	Thank god!
i'm sorry, but i just can't see you veggin' out in la-la land.	Oh, I don't know... I think that once I dye my hair blonde, buy a string bikini and cultivate that tan... I could be veggin' out with the best of 'em...  Like fer shurr!
...soon as he finishes his thesis.	Listen, Eric's been "finishing" his for over three years now.
you mean 'ted bundy's' finally agreed to leave?	...Soon as he finishes his thesis.
...apprehensive. let's not forget these are the people who banned the mapplethorpe show. anyway, california's loaded with galleries.	You mean 'Ted Bundy's' finally agreed to leave?
nervous?	...Apprehensive. Let's not forget these are the people who banned the Mapplethorpe show. Anyway, California's loaded with galleries.
not yet.	Nervous?
any word from that gallery?	Not yet.
...you know what i mean?	...I know I'd love to smash this bottle right in your fucking face.
you were plenty hot.	You sick twisted fuck! You don't know shit about me.
who d'ya think you're foolin'?  i know you better than you think...	...You're hurting me...
darlin' you were 'bout that far from spendin' the night at the morgue. you understand?	He wasn't going to shoot her, you murdering son of a bitch!
he's a killer, brian... he's fucking insane.	Everybody just shut up!
early, just think...	Shut your mouth.
tell ya bri., i'm still a little sleepy,... think adele and me are gonna take us a fiesta.	Siesta.
...never?	No, never. Excuse me.
sometimes... don't know why it is... i get so hot i can't stand it. i just start sweating like a dog. you ever get like that?	No.
...brian hurt his foot.	Sometimes... Don't know why it is... I get so hot I can't stand it. I just start sweating like a dog. You ever get like that?
ain't you done enough drinking for tonight?	...Brian hurt his foot.
...need a hand with those bags?	No, thanks, I can manage.
where's adele?	She wasn't feeling so good.
bri'.	Where's Adele?
...janitor's job.	Oh man... come on, I don't want no janitor job.
what is it?	...Janitor's job.
you be at this personnel office, friday, three o'clock sharp.	What is it?
...the police were way out of line when they stopped you from beating that bartender half to death. and no doubt god'll be pickin' on you on judgement day...	I ain't got nothing against God. It's the people he let come into the world... lot of them should have been stopped at the door. What are you looking for?
you're supposed to call me when you lose your job early. i stopped by the mirror factory today, you left quite a mess behind there.	Wasn't my fault...
looks like somebody cut off his ring finger.	Well now I'd say that's the least of Mr. Diebold's problems.
...that'd be my guess.	Looks like somebody cut off his ring finger.
...diebold?	...That'd be my guess.
what about the owner of the house...  ...this john diebold, any idea where he might be?	No, but I can tell you he's not gonna be too happy about this.
without his car?	What about the owner of the house...  ...this John Diebold, any idea where he might be?
hell if i know, crazy son of a bitch said he was thinking of moving to texas.	Without his car?
where would we find him?	Hell if I know, crazy son of a bitch said he was thinking of moving to Texas.
could be.	Where would we find him?
right, i talked to you on the phone. they say it's a torch job, that sound like your boy?	Could be.
his parole officer.	Right, I talked to you on the phone. They say it's a torch job, that sound like your boy?
who are you?	His Parole Officer.
what happened?	Who are you?
oh my god. i can't tell you how nervous i've been. i couldn't sleep last night.	Now you gotta be careful.
you're clean.	Oh my God. I can't tell you how nervous I've been. I couldn't sleep last night.
yes!	You're clean.
well, girl. you tested negative for all sexually transmitted diseases and infections.	Yes!
were they wearing condoms?	Uh. Yes. Twice they weren't. Two times they didn't.
umm. three i believe. but i'm not sure.	Were they wearing condoms?
with how many people?	Umm. Three I believe. But I'm not sure.
yes.	With how many people?
have you ever had anal intercourse?	Yes.
how many times have you gone unprotected?	With four of them, I didn't use any kind of protection. Wait, maybe it was three.
hmm. i'd say eight, maybe nine.	How many times have you gone unprotected?
yes. altogether.	Hmm. I'd say eight, maybe nine.
umm. altogether?	Yes. Altogether.
how many people have you had vaginal intercourse with?	Umm. Altogether?
how old you?	17.
hurry up man. let's be out. i wanna go swimmin'.	Hold up man.
why not? you stink.	That shit gives me a rash all under my arms and around my stomach. I like my odor. It's fuckin' natural.
nah.	Why not? You stink.
you are?	Yeah. The other day, some sort of Chinese bitch told me I'd look good with muscles.
yo. i'm gonna get buff dude.	You are?
naw. but we should run by the park and get a dime. maybe darcy will be at the park.	Yo. I'm gonna get buff dude.
yo, you got any weed around here?	Naw. But we should run by the park and get a dime. Maybe Darcy will be at the park.
yeah probably.	Yo, you got any weed around here?
you think darcy is gonna be at nasa tonight?	Yeah probably.
about ten. fifteen is good.	Fifteen for me.
i don't know. how much do you want?	About ten. Fifteen is good.
how much you gonna take?	I don't know. How much do you want?
holy shit man, your mom's got good titties.	Shut the fuck up.
yeah.	Holy shit man, your mom's got good titties.
man, telly, your little brother is getting big.	Yeah.
good luck?	Yeah, good luck. I mean what the fuck. The guy had no legs.
so really, it's good luck.	Good luck?
i'm telling you the truth. and after that, i've always givin' my money to retards. because that's the reverse of what he did.	So really, it's good luck.
shut up.	I'm telling you the truth. And after that, I've always givin' my money to retards. Because that's the reverse of what he did.
i'll tell you why. because when i was little, i had a fat cousin, cousin luke. and he used to make fun of the handicapped. and one day he had a bad stomachache. so he drank a bottle of pepto and his ass blew off.	Shut up.
right.	I'll tell you why. Because when I was little, I had a fat cousin, cousin Luke. And he used to make fun of the handicapped. And one day he had a bad stomachache. So he drank a bottle of Pepto and his ass blew off.
so. you never know when you can end up like that.	Right.
so. these people live on the same streets. it's just that you reserve your money for those people who are massively fucked up. the regular bums aren't poor enough for you, you gotta give it to the bottom of the barrel scum fucks.	So. You never know when you can end up like that.
so.	So. These people live on the same streets. It's just that you reserve your money for those people who are massively fucked up. The regular bums aren't poor enough for you, you gotta give it to the bottom of the barrel scum fucks.
whenever you see someone who's really messed up, especially amputees and retards. you give them money. but if it's just a regular bum, you pass them by.	So.
what are you talking about?	Whenever you see someone who's really messed up, especially amputees and retards. You give them money. But if it's just a regular bum, you pass them by.
that's just it. it's elitist. it's reverse elitism. because you give money to whoever is the most fucked up. i notice what you do.	What are you talking about?
did you look at that guy? what the fuck. he had no legs.  he had no half his lower body. he's gotta shit out of his ribcage.	That's just it. It's elitist. It's reverse elitism. Because you give money to whoever is the most fucked up. I notice what you do.
yeah. why you give money.	Did you look at that guy? What the fuck. He had no legs.  He had no half his lower body. He's gotta shit out of his ribcage.
why i give pennies?	Yeah. Why you give money.
that.	Why I give pennies?
why i do what?	That.
i don't understand why you do that.	Why I do what?
you wanna run by the park and see what everybody's doing? get zooted?	I guess so. I gotta stop off home too.
bet.	You wanna run by the park and see what everybody's doing? Get zooted?
i don't care motha fucka. i'll bet you money she fucks me.	Bet.
how are you gonna fuck two virgins in a day? that shits gotta be against the law.	I don't care motha fucka. I'll bet you money she fucks me.
i'm gonna fuck her tonight. i swear to god i'm gonna fuck her.	How are you gonna fuck two virgins in a day? That shits gotta be against the law.
she hangs out at nasa. she promotes for them.	I'm gonna fuck her tonight. I swear to God I'm gonna fuck her.
at that moment, at that block party, she represented everything holy about a virgin.	She hangs out at Nasa. She promotes for them.
i know what you mean.	At that moment, at that block party, she represented everything holy about a virgin.
i'm not joking. i wanted to take my dick out and start jacking right there. at that point and moment, darcy was like a vision of perfection.	I know what you mean.
and after about two seconds, i got the biggest hard-on.	I'm not joking. I wanted to take my dick out and start jacking right there. At that point and moment, Darcy was like a vision of perfection.
yeah.	And after about two seconds, I got the biggest hard-on.
i watched her eat the watermelon. and all this juice started running down her chin and onto her shirt.	Yeah.
yeah.	I watched her eat the watermelon. And all this juice started running down her chin and onto her shirt.
she was handing out those watermelon slices. and i sat down over on the other side, and i watched her.	Yeah.
yeah.	She was handing out those watermelon slices. And I sat down over on the other side, And I watched her.
it's funny. last weekend at that block party. remember?	Yeah.
yeah. she's only 13.	It's funny. Last weekend at that block party. Remember?
yeah. she's so little, so pretty, and innocent.	Yeah. She's only 13.
darcy?	Yeah. She's so little, so pretty, and innocent.
yeah. i like her. i've wanted to get with her for a while now.	Darcy?
oh. you like her?	Yeah. I like her. I've wanted to get with her for a while now.
darcy. benny's little sister.	Oh. You like her?
who?	Darcy. Benny's little sister.
i wanna fuck darcy.	Who?
man, this guy is really good.	He looks like my uncle.
i hate this game.	No. Casper's right. Girls love it. They just act like they don't in front of their friends.
i mean i've been with a lot of girls i know.	Yeah me too nigga.
yep.	I mean I've been with a lot of girls I know.
but that's the thing. girl's like it slow. they like romance. they like things to be sweet and romantic.	Yep.
that girl you boned last year. remember?	Man I haven't seen her in forever. What the fuck's she up to?
can you do it man?	Can I do it? I just broke her cherry. I imagine I can make her do anything. Bark like a dog, jump through a ring of fire.
no, i'm serious man. i'm dead ass. do you wanna try? we could be like the fuckin x-rated "wonder twins"!	Can you do it man?
yeah, that would be fun but i don't like any of the girls you go out with. like that one girl with two teeth and a clit ring.	No, I'm serious man. I'm dead ass. Do you wanna try? We could be like the fuckin X-rated "Wonder Twins"!
and it got me thinkin'. how fun it would be to share each other's girl.	Yeah, that would be fun but I don't like any of the girls you go out with. Like that one girl with two teeth and a clit ring.
right.	And it got me thinkin'. How fun it would be to share each other's girl.
and once i saw this episode where they pretended they were each other. where they lived the other's life for a day. you know those guys share everything, right?	Right.
right.	And once I saw this episode where they pretended they were each other. Where they lived the other's life for a day. You know those guys share everything, right?
well, those guys share everything, right?	Right.
yeah.	Well, those guys share everything, right?
yeah. "the wonder twins". you know.  activate in the form of, a glass of water.	Yeah.
the cartoon?	Yeah. "The Wonder Twins". You know.  Activate in the form of, a glass of water.
you know like in "the wonder twins" they share everything.	The cartoon?
you down with the boost?	Unzip my pack, yo.
three pennies and a ball of lint.	You down with the boost?
you got any money?	Three pennies and a ball of lint.
yeah, i feel dehydrated.	You got any money?
you thirsty?	Yeah, I feel dehydrated.
they're gonna tell their grand kids.  that telly. he sure was good in the sack!	You thirsty?
yep.	They're gonna tell their grand kids.  That Telly. He sure was good in the sack!
yeah. the way i see it. my outlook on the this situation is.  it's like getting fame, you know what i'm saying. it's like, if you died tomorrow, and fifty years from now all the virgins you fucked are gonna remember you because you were their first.	Yep.
right. but when you deflower a girl, that's it. you did it. you were the one. no one else can ever do it.	Yeah. The way I see it. My outlook on the this situation is.  It's like getting fame, you know what I'm saying. It's like, if you died tomorrow, and fifty years from now all the virgins you fucked are gonna remember you because you were their first.
it's no big deal, right?	Right. But when you deflower a girl, that's it. You did it. You were the one. No one else can ever do it.
i want to knock her guard down. i mean there's a whole philosophy behind it. having a virgin suck your dick, that's basic because there's nothing lost.	It's no big deal, right?
it is right.	I want to knock her guard down. I mean there's a whole philosophy behind it. Having a virgin suck your dick, that's basic because there's nothing lost.
i don't know. that's too easy. i mean getting a virgin to suck your dick. that's so easy.	It is right.
why?	I don't know. That's too easy. I mean getting a virgin to suck your dick. That's so easy.
a little bit. but i didn't really want her to.	Why?
did she suck your dick?	A little bit. But I didn't really want her to.
yeah.	Did she suck your dick?
telly.	Yeah.
den less go joe.	Telly.
78th.	Den less go Joe.
he lives on 76th?	78th.
probably.	He lives on 76th?
you think?	Probably.
i don't know, he quit dealin' but i'll bet he'll smoke us out.	You think?
you think he's got any herb?	I don't know, he quit dealin' but I'll bet he'll smoke us out.
i'm sure he's got food. he's always got those microwave burrito things in his freezer.	You think he's got any herb?
what for? that guys a dick.	I'm sure he's got food. He's always got those microwave burrito things in his freezer.
you wanna go to paul's house?	What for? That guys a dick.
hell yeah. fuckin' starvin'. wait up a sec.	You wanna go to Paul's house?
are you hungry?	Hell yeah. Fuckin' starvin'. Wait up a sec.
get another forty.  smoke a blunt.	Are you hungry?
what do you want?	Get another forty.  Smoke a blunt.
shit.	What do you want?
like. like. never love. love is for low-level virgin seduction guys.	Shit.
did you tell her that you loved her?	Like. Like. Never love. Love is for low-level virgin seduction guys.
i don't know about that. she was pretty into it. but i wasn't gonna try. the whole thing is, you just gotta take it slow. show 'em some respect.	Did you tell her that you loved her?
she's probably smash you in the fucking face.	I don't know about that. She was pretty into it. But I wasn't gonna try. The whole thing is, you just gotta take it slow. Show 'em some respect.
that would be good. but i mean more like. i don't know. like when i was having sex with her, i kept thinking how much i would like to put it in her ass. just to see what would happen.	She's probably smash you in the fucking face.
you mean like fucking two virgins at once.	That would be good. But I mean more like. I don't know. Like when I was having sex with her, I kept thinking how much I would like to put it in her ass. Just to see what would happen.
i mean i'm dreaming about going all out, crazy shit.	You mean like fucking two virgins at once.
what do you mean?	I mean I'm dreaming about going all out, crazy shit.
yeah. it's like all i think about now. not just that, it's like lately during sex, i start dreaming about these complex fantasies.	What do you mean?
to what? virgins?	Yeah. It's like all I think about now. Not just that, it's like lately during sex, I start dreaming about these complex fantasies.
i'm telling you casper. i think i'm getting addicted to that shit.	To what? Virgins?
yeah.	And for a second I felt a little bit guilty. You know, because she's young and all. And then I was like, oh shit, that turns me on. I wanna fuck this little baby girl.
and i looked at her, and thought to myself oh my god, this girl is a baby.	Yeah.
and she goes, yeah that picture was taken less than a year ago. i look younger without my makeup.	And I looked at her, and thought to myself Oh my god, this girl is a baby.
yeah.	And she goes, yeah that picture was taken less than a year ago. I look younger without my makeup.
and there was this picture of her painting easter eggs or something. and i said, you were cute when you were little.	Yeah.
right.	And there was this picture of her painting Easter eggs or something. And I said, you were cute when you were little.
well, i was flipping through a picture book of her and her family, right.	Right.
how?	Well, I was flipping through a picture book of her and her family, right.
i can tell that she had just entered puberty.	How?
what?	I can tell that she had just entered puberty.
you know what else?	What?
you could tell she took care of herself. she had all these powders and creams in her bathroom.	Let me smell it again.
oh man, that's the best.	You could tell she took care of herself. She had all these powders and creams in her bathroom.
hell's yeah. she was so clean.	Oh man, that's the best.
oh man, it smells like butterscotch.	Hell's yeah. She was so clean.
but then when she got into it. she really got into it. it was good.	How did she smell? Did her puss stink?
yeah.	But then when she got into it. She really got into it. It was good.
well it took me longer than i thought it would take. it took like 15 minutes to talk her into it. but once it was on, we fucked for a good half an hour. i had to keep taking it out and putting it back in. it hurts the first time.	Yeah.
how long did you fuck her?	Well it took me longer than I thought it would take. It took like 15 minutes to talk her into it. But once it was on, we fucked for a good half an hour. I had to keep taking it out and putting it back in. It hurts the first time.
did what take?	How long did you fuck her?
oh shit. how long did it take?	Did what take?
hell yeah. that bitch was bleeding. when i first put it in she screamed real loud. i saw her bite down on the pillow.	Oh shit. How long did it take?
she can fuck?	Hell yeah. That bitch was bleeding. When I first put it in she screamed real loud. I saw her bite down on the pillow.
oh my god, so good. that girl can fuck.	She can fuck?
well, how was it?	Oh my god, so good. That girl can fuck.
who am i? who am i? the mothafuckin' virgin surgeon.	Well, how was it?
i knew you fucked it! i sat out here for like two hours! that girl was like twelve, and you hit it up!	Who am I? Who am I? The mothafuckin' virgin surgeon.
you fucked it?	I knew you fucked it! I sat out here for like two hours! That girl was like twelve, and you hit it up!
what do you think?	You fucked it?
shit.	Was up bitch?
casper, where is he?	Don't look for him. He's doing fine. He's gotta girl. He's fuckin' her right now in Steven's parents' room. So do ya know Joe.
what do ya want with telly? that guy has enough bitches.	Casper, where is he?
casper, where's telly.	What do ya want with Telly? That guy has enough bitches.
hey jennie. long time no see. what are you doing here?	Casper, where's Telly.
casper.	Hey Jennie. Long time no see. What are you doing here?
i don't know. i just never seen girls that did that shit before. but i think it looks nice.	Yeah. Do it again.
no i'm serious. can i suck your tit? either of you guys. i don't care.	Yeah me too.
man we fucked him up.	Hell ya. We broke that mothafucka.
i don't know. but all i know is that i kicked him so many times my fuckin' toe feels broken.	Yo, we might have killed him. You think?
you sure?	I don't know. But all I know is that I kicked him so many times my fuckin' toe feels broken.
na.	You sure?
yo, you think we killed that guy?	Na.
probably. fuck that, i'll sneak in. i need some female vagina tonight.	I had a female vagina last night.
i'm goin'. you on the list?	Probably. Fuck that, I'll sneak in. I need some female vagina tonight.
yeah.	I'm goin'. You on the list?
you goin'?	Yeah.
maybe nasa. i don't know.	You goin'?
where you goin' tonight?	Maybe Nasa. I don't know.
right here.	Where you goin' tonight?
where you at?	Right here.
nothen' b.	Where you at?
casper! was up kid?	Nothen' B.
come on nigga. sup, sup then? stop faking moves.	I'm gonna fuck you up bitch.
sup. sup.	Come on nigga. Sup, sup then? Stop faking moves.
sup then? sup?	Come on bitch. Throw your fists up.
what the fuck yo? you wanna catch a beat down?	Sup then? Sup?
nuffin' g. just forget it.	What the fuck yo? You wanna catch a beat down?
what?	Nuffin' G. Just forget it.
yeah, watch where you walk dukes.	What?
yeah watch the fuck where you skate. you know what i'm saying?	Yeah, watch where you walk dukes.
do you care about me?	Of course I do.
i don't want you to hurt you. i'll be gentle.	Do you care about me?
i don't want you to hurt me.	I don't want you to hurt you. I'll be gentle.
nothing. i'm telling you i just want to make you happy. that's all. just trust me.	I don't want you to hurt me.
nothing?	Nothing. I'm telling you I just want to make you happy. That's all. Just trust me.
i'm telling you. there's nothing in the world to worry about.	Nothing?
but i'm scared telly.	I'm telling you. There's nothing in the world to worry about.
i just know. i know you'll love it.	But I'm scared Telly.
how do you know?	I just know. I know you'll love it.
i like you so much. i think you're beautiful. i think if we fucked you would love it. you wouldn't believe it.	How do you know?
i'm nervous.	Trust me. Don't be nervous.
no. no, i'm serious. i'm not joking. i just like you. that's all.	I like you too.
come on.	No. No, I'm serious. I'm not joking. I just like you. That's all.
i don't even want to talk, but i gotta tell you that when i first saw you last week, i, i couldn't stop thinking about you. you've been stuck in my head.	Come on.
i think you're like the best girl i've ever kissed.	I don't even want to talk, but I gotta tell you that when I first saw you last week, I, I couldn't stop thinking about you. You've been stuck in my head.
uh huh.	I think you're like the best girl I've ever kissed.
do you like kissing me?	Yes.
yeah?	Yeah. It'll be nice. It'll be a change of pace. That club shit gets boring.
come on. it'll be fun. we'll just bug out. there should be a bunch of people. it'll be fun i promise.	Yeah?
come on. you can rave on another night.	Come on. It'll be fun. We'll just bug out. There should be a bunch of people. It'll be fun I promise.
i don't know. i'm supposed to go to nasa tonight.	Come on. You can rave on another night.
yeah. his parents are away. it's gonna be a bug out.	I don't know. I'm supposed to go to Nasa tonight.
tonight?	Yeah. His parents are away. It's gonna be a bug out.
you should come back with me to steven's house.	Tonight?
i don't know. i guess it's cause my sister nicki had a baby when she was like 15. she was really young so my mom is like very protective over me.	Yeah. I can understand that.
she won't? why not?	I don't know. I guess it's cause my sister Nicki had a baby when she was like 15. She was really young so my mom is like very protective over me.
no. i can't. my mom won't let me have boyfriends.	She won't? Why not?
naw. i'm not seeing anybody. what about you?	No. I can't. My mom won't let me have boyfriends.
i thought you had a girlfriend.	Naw. I'm not seeing anybody. What about you?
you were?	Sure. I even thought about you when I woke up.
i was lookin' for you all day today.	You were?
yeah.	I was lookin' for you all day today.
at the block party?	Yeah.
yeah. after i saw you last week.	At the block party?
you have?	Yeah. After I saw you last week.
you know i've been thinking about you lately.	You have?
is it cold?	You know I've been thinking about you lately.
ooh. you're gonna give me goose bumps.	Is it cold?
yeah. come on.	Hold on.
right now?	Yeah. Come on.
come on. come swimmin' with us.	Right now?
i was just getting ready to take a bath.	Don't take a bath. Come swimmin' with us!
hey. what are you doin' right now?	I was just getting ready to take a bath.
hey.	Hey. What are you doin' right now?
no...	Here. Swallow.
come on jennie. you look sad. just take it.	No...
no, fidget, i...	Come on Jennie. You look sad. Just take it.
this makes special k look weak. it's a euphoric blockbuster.	No, Fidget, I...
bang up stuff.	This makes Special K look weak. It's a euphoric blockbuster.
what is it?	Bang up stuff.
who are they?	I don't know. I've never seen any of them before. Cornballs from Jersey on X. Feelin' the effex.
fine fidget. what's all this?	Oh man. You gotta see this. It's a spectacle. A real spectacle.
jennie, jennie. how do you feel?	Fine Fidget. What's all this?
do you care about me?	Of course I do.
you know it won't hurt. i'll be gentle. i promise.	Do you care about me?
what things? i'm telling you, nothing's going to change.  i want to make you happy. that's all.	You know it won't hurt. I'll be gentle. I promise.
but, i don't know. i'm just scared that things would change. between us.	What things? I'm telling you, nothing's going to change.  I want to make you happy. That's all.
i don't know. i just think that you would love it.	But, I don't know. I'm just scared that things would change. Between us.
i wouldn't believe it?	I don't know. I just think that you would love it.
because i like you. i think you're beautiful. i think if we fucked you would love it. you wouldn't even believe it.	I wouldn't believe it?
why is that?	Because I like you. I think you're beautiful. I think if we fucked you would love it. You wouldn't even believe it.
you think i want a baby? when you're with me, you don't have to worry about that kinda stuff.	Why is that?
because i'm a virgin and i don't want no baby.	You think I want a baby? When you're with me, you don't have to worry about that kinda stuff.
because your a virgin?	Because I'm a virgin and I don't want no baby.
because, you know why. you know.	Because your a virgin?
why?	Because, you know why. You know.
you want to fuck me. but you can't fuck me.	Why?
what do i want to do?	You want to fuck me. But you can't fuck me.
yeah.	What do I want to do?
you know what i want to do?	Yeah.
telly is at steven's?	I guess so.
telly is at steven's. there's a bunch of people over there. come on dance.	Telly is at Steven's?
i don't feel so well. have you seen telly anywhere?	Telly is at Steven's. There's a bunch of people over there. Come on dance.
come dance.	I don't feel so well. Have you seen Telly anywhere?
what?	Come dance.
dance!	What?
i'm sorry.	But I only had sex with Telly.
i tested positive?	I'm sorry.
the test isn't one hundred percent accurate. you should...	I tested positive?
what?	The test isn't one hundred percent accurate. You should...
jennie. you've tested positive for the hiv infection.	What?
have you ever had anal intercourse?	No.
one.	Were you protected?
how many people have you had vaginal intercourse with?	One.
how old are you?	15.
your a real philosopher.	Yeah. I was gonna write a book but I can't spell.
what if you can't make yourself happy? what if everything falls apart?	Well then, I don't know. You know what you do then? You forget. Block it out. I remember when I was a little boy. My grandmother told me to be happy. She said. She said, "Leon, my darling little grandson. If you want to be happy don't think. Don't bump into any walls. If you stutter. Don't talk" And I took her advice. And look at me now. Couldn't be happier.
yeah. i'm not saying you should get a tattoo. but you should make yourself happy.	What if you can't make yourself happy? What if everything falls apart?
yeah?	Yeah. I'm not saying you should get a tattoo. But you should make yourself happy.
i swear to god. sometimes he barks. i can hear him straight off my arm. ruff, ruff, he goes.	Yeah?
thanks.	Yeah. Right around the cheeks and chin. Boy did I have a crush on her. She was the first girl I ever put my tongue in her mouth.
oh yeah, sure. when i was a kid i had a crush on the prom queen. darlene louis. she had a big black mole in the center of her face that used to get me so excited. darlene louis. you know you look a little bit like her.	Thanks.
yeah?	Oh yeah, sure. When I was a kid I had a crush on the prom queen. Darlene Louis. She had a big black mole in the center of her face that used to get me so excited. Darlene Louis. You know you look a little bit like her.
now that's it. a smile. you look like a prom queen when you smile. like a glamour girl.	Yeah?
am i getting warm?	Now that's it. A smile. You look like a prom queen when you smile. Like a glamour girl.
no.	Am I getting warm?
are you in trouble with the law?	No.
no.	Are you in trouble with the law?
did you and your boyfriend just break up?	No.
yeah, i guess so.	Did you and your boyfriend just break up?
no, not everything? the sun is still shinning. it's a beautiful day out. some things are ok. right?	Yeah, I guess so.
everything is wrong.	No, not everything? The sun is still shinning. It's a beautiful day out. Some things are OK. Right?
miss, would i be prying?	Everything is wrong.
sorry.	Oh it's OK. That's life. Maybe tomorrow I'll win lotto. Who knows? You don't. No one does.
a bad day! you wanna hear a bad day? yesterday my son was smashed over by a car and when my wife found out she collapsed on the floor. she had a minor heart attack. partial paralysis. but i don't let myself get sad. no way. not me. it's not good for the soul.	Sorry.
yeah well, it's been a bad day.	A bad day! You wanna hear a bad day? Yesterday my son was smashed over by a car and when my wife found out she collapsed on the floor. She had a minor heart attack. Partial paralysis. But I don't let myself get sad. No way. Not me. It's not good for the soul.
because gee, you don't look ok. i mean you're a very beautiful young lady. it's just that you look troubled that's all...	Yeah well, it's been a bad day.
yeah.	Because gee, you don't look OK. I mean you're a very beautiful young lady. It's just that you look troubled that's all...
you're ok?	Yeah.
no. i'm ok. thanks.	You're OK?
well, i don't mean to be a pest. it was just that i was looking at you. and you look upset. i liked looking at you, but your face looks upset. and i was wondering if i could be of any assistance? maybe i could cheer you up or somethin. help make you happy. who knows? somethin' maybe.	No. I'm OK. Thanks.
what?	Well, I don't mean to be a pest. It was just that I was looking at you. And you look upset. I liked looking at you, but your face looks upset. And I was wondering if I could be of any assistance? Maybe I could cheer you up or somethin. Help make you happy. Who knows? Somethin' maybe.
can i ask you a question? i'm sorry. i don't mean to be a pest.	What?
i'm fucking serious. where's telly?	Telly's not here right now. I believe he went downtown. Casper too.
oh hi jennie. do you want to come make out with me?	I'm fucking serious. Where's Telly?
it's jennie. just tell me if telly is there.	Oh hi Jennie. Do you want to come make out with me?
is telly there? this is paul. who is this?	It's Jennie. Just tell me if Telly is there.
hello paul. is telly inside?	Is Telly there? This is Paul. Who is this?
hello.	Hello Paul. Is Telly inside?
i'm coming.	No. I just gotta go find him.
i gotta find him.	I'm coming.
don't go anywhere. stay with me.	I gotta find him.
i gotta go. i gotta find telly.	Don't go anywhere. Stay with me.
come on. don't cry. we'll work it out.	I only did it once and...
that's it. i'm gonna have to tell my little brother, i'm gonna die. i can't make him his lunches anymore.	Come on. Don't cry. We'll work it out.
shh. come on, it's gonna be ok.	That's it. I'm gonna have to tell my little brother, I'm gonna die. I can't make him his lunches anymore.
wish me luck.	Good luck.
yeah. and you're not getting anything out of it.	And it's like. How much more can I bob here? You know.
yeah. and then it hits that little thing.  that little punch bag. what is it? the tonsils. the esophagus, whatever.	Yeah. And you're not getting anything out of it.
and sometimes it takes a long time, and you're fucking gagging.	Yeah. And then it hits that little thing.  That little punch bag. What is it? The tonsils. The esophagus, whatever.
yeah. 'cause they fucking shoot you in the eye, the face, the ear.	And sometimes it takes a long time, and you're fucking gagging.
i hate sucking dick!	Yeah. 'Cause they fucking shoot you in the eye, the face, the ear.
mine?	Mine are like my neck and my chest.
like where are your erogenous zones?	Mine?
hell yeah, they don't know.	Like where are your erogenous zones?
yep, yep. but he has to know what he's doing and where he's going. because they can like touch you for hours and they won't ever know.	Hell yeah, they don't know.
passion...	Boom!!! Boom!!!
right. you're like it's just this instinct. it's like this animal instinct is taking over you. it's like...	Passion...
hell yeah. i love. i love sex.	Foreplay. Foreplay.
you didn't?	No, I didn't bleed.
i didn't bleed.	You didn't?
did you bleed?	I didn't bleed.
i know.	Did you bleed?
you are being ripped open.	I know.
and you feel like you're being ripped open inside.	You are being ripped open.
the pain. the fucking pain!	And you feel like you're being ripped open inside.
you still mad at him?	Of course. How am I gonna forgive him after what he did?!
i knew he wouldn't want to speak to me. that dick.	You still mad at him?
telly says was up.	I knew he wouldn't want to speak to me. That dick.
who, benny's little sister?	Yeah. She should be at Nasa tonight. Why you lookin for him? You like him now or sometin'?
i'm not sure. he said something about meeting darcy. i think he likes her now.	Who, Benny's little sister?
do you know where he went?	I'm not sure. He said something about meeting Darcy. I think he likes her now.
i don't know. just some messy little scrap. you know that bullshit.	Do you know where he went?
what happened?	I don't know. Just some messy little scrap. You know that bullshit.
yeah. speaking of stupid shit. him and his ape ass of a friend casper, they all just almost killed some kid.	What happened?
yeah. have you seen telly around?	Yeah. Speaking of stupid shit. Him and his ape ass of a friend Casper, they all just almost killed some kid.
yeah?	Yeah. Have you seen Telly around?
just a lot of crazy shit.	Yeah?
i'll ask you one last time. do you have diss digg?	Whah you say? Dissdee?
i no understand you. maybe crazy.	I'll ask you one last time. Do you have diss digg?
diss digg, diss digg, diss digg.	I no understand you. Maybe crazy.
whah is dissdee?	Diss digg, diss digg, diss digg.
diss digg. i'm curious if you have it?	Whah is dissdee?
whah?	Diss digg. I'm curious if you have it?
uh, let's see here, would you happen to have diss digg?	Whah?
and you don't get shit out of it.	Have you ever swallowed it before?
yep.	Because he can like climax you up to that...
that's right. that's why foreplay is better than sex.	Yep.
i was like yes! i'm going out with him!	That's right. That's why foreplay is better than sex.
yep.	You know. Because sometimes the foreplay is just so good. And then when it actually comes time for sex. It's like the worst letdown.
you know... you know a lot of times sex gets in the way. has that ever happened to you?	Yep.
yeah. and sex is just like, yeah let's have sex.	It's like yeah whatever. But when you fuck. You wanna fuck that person. You're like ripping each other's hair out. Ooooh.
i made her get tested with me because i didn't want to go alone.	Did they ask you a lot of questions?
and the other person i just fucked, which was a mistake. but i went to the clinic last week with jennie.	I made her get tested with me because I didn't want to go alone.
yeah.	And the other person I just fucked, which was a mistake. But I went to the clinic last week with Jennie.
and i know that one of them fucked like two other girls, who were both virgins, so i knew he was safe.	Yeah.
yeah.	And I know that one of them fucked like two other girls, who were both virgins, so I knew he was safe.
i've known the past of all the people i've fucked without a condom. like i know one of the people got tested and was negative.	Yeah.
yeah i get bored.	I start thinking about what I'm gonna eat afterwards.
me. i can only take it up to fifteen minutes. cause i get bored.	Yeah I get bored.
yeah. fifteen minutes to a half an hour. hard and deep.	Me. I can only take it up to fifteen minutes. Cause I get bored.
yeah. the shit gets wacked. fifteen minutes.	Yeah. Fifteen minutes to a half an hour. Hard and deep.
but then the sex gets into the way and you're like: what happened! what the hell happened?!	Yeah it's the biggest disappointment!
yep.	But then the sex gets into the way and you're like: What happened! What the hell happened?!
oh shit.	And we were blasted, and he must have been dumb horney. And he just pulled me over to the bed. And they were in the room, like getting dressed, like getting ready to go to go to Disco
yeah. it depends. cause like this one time with eric, when we got blasted at his house. and smash j and dj flipper was there...	Oh shit.
yeah. mine are my toes. oh my god if someone sucks my toes i'll come in like ten seconds!	Yeah. It depends. Cause like this one time with Eric, when we got blasted at his house. And Smash J and DJ Flipper was there...
its like. but it gets boring. it's boring.	It's really slow. It's slow boring.
yeah.	Its like. But it gets boring. It's boring.
you know what it's like. it's like when you really love someone, it's like awww.	Yeah.
it's like...	You know what it's like. It's like when you really love someone, it's like awww.
yeah.	It's like...
making love is like.	Sweet.
yep.	Making love is like.
right. you know it's not like... you know there's a difference between sex, making love, and fucking!	Yep.
yep. that's the best way. it's that boom boom boom.	Right. You know it's not like... You know there's a difference between sex, making love, and fucking!
what?!	I lied. His dad is still alive. He works for the post office.
no. i was just kidding.	What?!
holy shit. that's all true?	No. I was just kidding.
yep.	Holy shit. That's all true?
oh god. that's horrible.	Yep.
so that's why casper is how he is.	Oh god. That's horrible.
you've heard the stories right?	No.
yeah?	You've heard the stories right?
it's not his fault. he had a hard life.	Yeah?
i hate 'em.	It's not his fault. He had a hard life.
he still does.	I hate 'em.
yeah. i've always hated that kid. he used to eat glue in like seventh grade.	He still does.
you think so?	Yeah. I've always hated that kid. He used to eat glue in like seventh grade.
how can you hang out with casper? he's such a jerk.	You think so?
if i had it, maybe. but right now i don't have a penny to my name.	All right.
hey mom. are you sure i can't get any money? just a few bucks.	If I had it, maybe. But right now I don't have a penny to my name.
not too late.	Hey Mom. Are you sure I can't get any money? Just a few bucks.
four-thirty in the morning?	Not too late.
not too late.	Four-thirty in the morning?
when are you gonna be back?	Not too late.
i'm gonna go out for a little while.	When are you gonna be back?
shh.	I'm gonna go out for a little while.
mom.	Shh.
but then i won't need your money.	That's right.
sorry. dad made me promise not to give you any money until you find a job.	But then I won't need your money.
hi mom.	Hi Telly. Where you been?
that's the whole thing. you know if you look at it. i mean all you hear about is disease this and disease that. and everyone's dying. and you better wear a condom or else. but the truth is. i don't know any kids with aids. no one i know has ever died from that shit. it's like some weird make-believe story that the whole world believes.	Yep.
where does everyone sleep?	Everywhere. Fuckin' flophouse. We're still short on the rent. If you want, you and Casper can move in. You guys can share the bathtub.
i don't know, eight or nine.	Where does everyone sleep?
so, how many people live here now?	I don't know, eight or nine.
you want a wip-it?	Nah.
nothing. we just wanted to come by and see what you were up to.	You want a wip-it?
what are you guys doing?	Nothing. We just wanted to come by and see what you were up to.
paul it's telly. open up.	What are you guys doing?
hello?	Paul it's Telly. Open up.
it's me. telly.	Hello?
hello?	It's me. Telly.
yeah.	You can drink like there's no tomorrow but you still can't get that sperm between the teeth out. It's so disgusting.
no, no, no. you can't get that taste out of your mouth. until you eat something.	Yeah.
it's like sweet and sour, and salty butter.	No, no, no. You can't get that taste out of your mouth. Until you eat something.
it was... it was.	It's like sweet and sour, and salty butter.
to come?	Yeah. I had sex with Jake, and it took him like an hour and a half.
yeah. and it takes them either too long or too short to come. have you ever had someone that took forever	To come?
yeah.	He was like sucking my tits. He was fucking fingering me. But that shit was nice and hard.
and we were like underneath the sheets. we were going at it like crazy. oh my god that shit was so good! it was like hard...	Yeah.
right.	And we were like underneath the sheets. We were going at it like crazy. Oh my God that shit was so good! It was like hard...
yeah.	It's very monotonous.
slow.	It's grandmother style.
first times are always wacked. just be glad you didn't lose your virginity in the backseat of a rental car.	That shit is nothin'. I remember, I had just turned 14. With this fuckin' asshole who was like 18. I don't even remember his name. I think it was John or Jake or something. I remember he had a brother named Lentil because I would always joke and call him Lentil Bean. This was away at like sleep away camp with your friends and shit.
shit. all right. but don't fuck with anything ok?	OK.
come on steven hook me up. do me this solid.  come on man. i gotta get darcy alone. she's gonna let me fuck her man. please.	Shit. All right. But don't fuck with anything OK?
i can't man.	Come on Steven hook me up. Do me this solid.  Come on man. I gotta get Darcy alone. She's gonna let me fuck her man. Please.
yo, let me get in your parent's room man. just fir a little while.	I can't man.
what man? what is it?	Yo, let me get in your parent's room man. Just fir a little while.
the message!  i figured out--	Sit down!
you set yourself up tonight when you attacked kathy, you crazy fuck!	What?
yes you are.	Get off me!
fuck you!  i'm tired of your goddam accusations!  if you want to arrest me go ahead!  otherwise back off.	It's all a big game isn't it?  A sick, fuckin' game.  I don't know if there's two of you involved, or what -- but we're going to find out.  Last night you gave us just enough to send us to the wrong place.  It must've shocked the hell out to you when Frank walked in on Pine Road and you couldn't finish.
you're a lying bastard!	Fuck you!  I'm tired of your goddam accusations!  If you want to arrest me go ahead!  Otherwise back off.
i'm positive.	You're a lying bastard!
you sure you weren't over on pine road?	I'm positive.
i was at the beach.	You sure you weren't over on Pine Road?
we're interested in where you were from the time you left the auditorium until you got there.	I was at the beach.
then let's narrow it down.	Homesearchers.
then what's he talking about?	If we knew that we'd know the answer to the riddle, wouldn't we?  He's telling us where he's going to kill tonight and we can't see it.
he's not talking about himself.	Then what's he talking about?
no, i need the original note.	There's a photostat of the original on the wall.
you got it on the board.	No, I need the original note.
what if he doesn't bite?  what if he's an exceptionally bright raccoon?	Well then, you just gotta find out where he is -- and once you're sure where he is -- you shoot the fucker.
i used to.  with my old man.  he taught me how to hunt and trap.  trapping's a lot harder than most people think.  we used to go after raccoons mostly. they'd get into our garbage, our fields.  when an animal can't live peacefully with those around it, it has to be destroyed.  but they're crafty little devils.  you see the trick is, you can put your trap down, but no raccoon is going come near it unless you lay down the scent.  you ever smell raccoon scent?  smells like shit, but to a male raccoon it smells just like pussy.  he'll walk right up to that trap, even though it don't look nothing like a raccoon and stick his goddam head right in it.  you know why?  cause he can't help himself.  the scent drives him.  so, if you want to catch a raccoon all you gotta do is figure out where he is -- lay down the scent -- and sooner or later he'll walk right into the trap.	What if he doesn't bite?  What if he's an exceptionally bright Raccoon?
no.	I used to.  With my old man.  He taught me how to hunt and trap.  Trapping's a lot harder than most people think.  We used to go after Raccoons mostly. They'd get into our garbage, our fields.  When an animal can't live peacefully with those around it, it has to be destroyed.  But they're crafty little devils.  You see the trick is, you can put your trap down, but no Raccoon is going come near it unless you lay down the scent.  You ever smell Raccoon scent?  Smells like shit, but to a male Raccoon it smells just like pussy.  He'll walk right up to that trap, even though it don't look nothing like a Raccoon and stick his Goddam head right in it.  You know why?  Cause he can't help himself.  The scent drives him.  So, if you want to catch a Raccoon all you gotta do is figure out where he is -- lay down the scent -- and sooner or later he'll walk right into the trap.
you ever do any hunting, peter?	No.
what do you want?	You ever do any hunting, Peter?
of course it was.  otherwise i'd be breaking and entering.  that's a felony.	What do you want?
no it wasn't.	Of course it was.  Otherwise I'd be breaking and entering.  That's a felony.
the door was open.	No it wasn't.
how'd you get in here?	The door was open.
that's right.  i guess only the killer would know that.	How'd you get in here?
i wouldn't know.	That's right.  I guess only the killer would know that.
you know, i figure that's pretty much how these girl's feel just before they get it.  you think i'm right?	I wouldn't know.
you don't tell us how to run our investigation.  you got that?	You don't have an investigation without me.  You got that?
maybe you should.	You don't tell us how to run our investigation.  You got that?
we didn't ask for your opinion, doctor.	Maybe you should.
what in the hell do you think you're doing?  slamming down the phone in the middle of the trace.	You think you're going to catch him on a trace?  Everything he does is planned out well in advance.  The only way we're going to get him is to rattle him -- make him slip up.
are you crazy?	Let's see how much he wants to play.
what?	Not what -- who.  Morpheus.  The Greek God of dreams.  Look at the next line. "Her God has gone and left his home."
morpheus.	What?
all you gotta do is look at the map.	His victims aren't random.  It only means that they appear to be random. There's a connection, we just have to find it.
he says it's a game.  all games have a strategy.	All you gotta do is look at the map.
what do you mean, no?	He says it's a game.  All games have a strategy.
no.	What do you mean, no?
meaning, it looks like his victims are chosen at random.	No.
he says on the photo he'll call tomorrow at eleven.  why not come back then and listen for yourself.	Oh, we'll be back.  You can bet on it.
you like to play games, don't you, peter?	He says on the photo he'll call tomorrow at eleven.  Why not come back then and listen for yourself.
that's crazy!  why would i draw attention to myself like that?	You like to play games, don't you, Peter?
it means, if i were a killer and i thought the police were closing in on me i might invent someone to try and put them off the scent.	That's crazy!  Why would I draw attention to myself like that?
what's that supposed to mean?	It means, if I were a killer and I thought the police were closing in on me I might invent someone to try and put them off the scent.
you are!  i don't like you.	Fine, don't ask me out on a date.
it wasn't serious.  what's your problem?	You are!  I don't like you.
casual?  you were boning her weren't you?	It wasn't serious.  What's your problem?
casual.	Casual?  You were boning her weren't you?
i think you're lying.  that's what kind of problem.	What are you saying?
what kind of problem?	I think you're lying.  That's what kind of problem.
we seem to have a little problem here?	What kind of problem?
by yourself?	Yes.
i've talked to a few people who say you and her were... friendly?	Chess tournaments can be boring sometimes.  People have a lot of free time.  They like to gossip.
i gotta friend over there.  he was telling me things are kind of slow. so, i figured i'd give him a call, have him come down here and look through your records.  you know, give him something to do.	What's the first street?
what are you talking about?	I gotta friend over there.  He was telling me things are kind of slow. So, I figured I'd give him a call, have him come down here and look through your records.  You know, give him something to do.
you're right, i can't make you do it. besides, you're probably gonna be too busy with the franchise tax board anyway.	What are you talking about?
it'll take hours.  you can't make me do this.	You're right, I can't make you do it. Besides, you're probably gonna be too busy with the Franchise Tax Board anyway.
i want you to feed every street in this grid into your computer.	It'll take hours.  You can't make me do this.
you want me to what?	I want you to feed every street in this grid into your computer.
ready for round two?	I've got a feeling we're going to go the distance with him.  Let him sweat for a little while.
what is it?	It's a voice modulator.
i spoke to jeremy.  he's watching sanderson's kid.  sanderson went out after the match and hasn't come back since.	Find him!  I want to talk to him.
sanderson?	I spoke to Jeremy.  He's watching Sanderson's kid.  Sanderson went out after the match and hasn't come back since.
i was with him the whole time until i got the call at the hotel.	Sanderson?
i've seen a lot of things in my time on the job, but nothing like this. yurilivich?	I was with him the whole time until I got the call at the hotel.
you alright?	I've seen a lot of things in my time on the job, but nothing like this. Yurilivich?
she's unconscious, but they think she's going to make it.	You alright?
how is she?	She's unconscious, but they think she's going to make it.
we've checked.  there's no one with the last name of emma on the island.	Maybe he's going to drug her?
you still having a problem with this?	Yeah, I am.  I think he's playing us. If I was a killer and the police were trying to make a case against me, what better why to draw them off than to put their attention on someone else?
the f.b.i. has nothing remotely similar to this guy.  i think he's a first- timer.	Check with the State.  If he's never killed outside of Washington the F.B.I. wouldn't have it.  Nolan?
sorry.	Anything?
no shit!	Could someone this disturbed give the appearance of being normal?
take it easy.  both of you.	I'm sorry, this is just too convenient.
we wouldn't want someone's death to interfere with your games.	What was your relationship with her?
you think he's dirty?	I don't know, but I think you're right. He's lying.
he's got an answer for everything, but he doesn't have an alibi.	You think he's dirty?
what do you think?	He's got an answer for everything, but he doesn't have an alibi.
local?	No.  She just moved here last month from Portland.
debi rutlege.  female.  caucasian. twenty four.  worked over at the four oaks hotel.	Local?
run it down.	Debi Rutlege.  Female.  Caucasian. Twenty four.  Worked over at the Four Oaks Hotel.
sorry to ruin your trip to the city, but we got a real nut on our hands, frank.	Run it down.
we'll find the evidence.	You couldn't find your dick in a wind storm!
it isn't him.  frank, you brought me in on this in the beginning because you wanted my opinion if he was capable of doing this.	Jesus, you're sleeping with the guy. You've lost your perspective.  You can't possibly be unbiased.
oh, c'mon.  we're not going to spend any more time on this crap, are we?  it doesn't mean anything.  it's sanderson!	It isn't him.  Frank, you brought me in on this in the beginning because you wanted my opinion if he was capable of doing this.
remember eventually revenge is carefully...  have you tired juxtaposing the words?	Oh, c'mon.  We're not going to spend any more time on this crap, are we?  It doesn't mean anything.  It's Sanderson!
don't fuck with us!  where did you go!	He was with me?
it doesn't make sense because we don't understand it.	But a hundred men could move him.
now that you mention it there was somebody who looked suspicious.	What was suspicious about him?
did anyone look suspicious?  think!	Now that you mention it there was somebody who looked suspicious.
what do you mean, stand out?	Did anyone look suspicious?  Think!
did anyone stand out?	What do you mean, stand out?
a few people.	Did anyone stand out?
i don't know.  maybe there's two of them.  maybe he hired some wino to make the calls.	Maybe you're reaching a bit?  I think Sanderson should be in on this. There's a reason why the killer's calling him.
sending yourself anonymous notes in the mail is one thing -- but who called him today?	I don't know.  Maybe there's two of them.  Maybe he hired some Wino to make the calls.
why does he call sanderson?	He's one of the best Chess players in the world.  Who better to play a game with?
you should be an actor, frank.  you looked like you were really mad.  the veins popping out on your neck was a really nice touch.	You weren't mad at him for picking up the phone?
how'd you know i wouldn't be in the same room with her?	You told me.  When you called you said she was in the other room.  Drop the knife.
very good.  how did you know?	The pipes.
i know where you are.	Very good.  How did you know?
i was thinking about leaving the phone line open so you could hear her die -- but i've decided it's better if you don't know exactly when i kill her. good-bye peter.	No!  Wait!!
don't beg, peter.  she has to die.  i can't win unless she dies.	I was thinking about leaving the phone line open so you could hear her die -- but I've decided it's better if you don't know exactly when I kill her. Good-bye Peter.
i'll give you anything you want. anything!  please!	Don't beg, Peter.  She has to die.  I can't win unless she dies.
you're groping.  i have been fair. it's my move now.	I'll give you anything you want. Anything!  Please!
that wouldn't be very sporting. remember huxley?  "his play is always fair and just."	You're groping.  I have been fair. It's my move now.
no.  as usual you're wrong.  it is her i want.  killing you would be easy. living with the consequences of losing will be much more of a defeat.	That wouldn't be very sporting. Remember Huxley?  "His play is always fair and just."
it's me you want.  not her.	No.  As usual you're wrong.  It is her I want.  Killing you would be easy. Living with the consequences of losing will be much more of a defeat.
the game's over.  you lost.	It's me you want.  Not her.
please... wait.	The game's over.  You lost.
she's in the other room.  i just wanted you to know she wasn't dead... yet. but it's time for her to die now.	Please... wait.
let me speak to my daughter.	She's in the other room.  I just wanted you to know she wasn't dead... yet. But it's time for her to die now.
congratulations on your daring escape. you just missed me by a few seconds.  it's check, peter.	Let me speak to my daughter.
yes?	Congratulations on your daring escape. You just missed me by a few seconds.  It's check, Peter.
i've figured out the message.	No you haven't.  And even if you had it doesn't matter.  Who would you tell? The police don't believe you, and you've just used your only phone call.
by that time the game will be over.	I've figured out the message.
if you kill tonight and i'm in jail the police will know i'm innocent.	By that time the game will be over.
emotional?  i expected more from you.	If you kill tonight and I'm in jail the police will know I'm innocent.
you sonofabitch!	Emotional?  I expected more from you.
hello, peter.	You sonofabitch!
i'm beginning to think it doesn't mean anything.  remember eventually revenge- -	--you're hopeless!  You can't even read a sentence!  Didn't they teach you punctuation in school?  The game ends tonight!
interesting concept.  i hadn't thought of that.  if you think about how anton berger plays chess you might get it.	I'm beginning to think it doesn't mean anything.  Remember eventually revenge- -
they think that you and i are doing this together.	Interesting concept.  I hadn't thought of that.  If you think about how Anton Berger plays chess you might get it.
the police haven't told you?	They think that you and I are doing this together.
what word did you leave last night?	The police haven't told you?
i used a variation.  you should have anticipated that.  have you figured out the message?	What word did you leave last night?
you're next move should have been e2- e3.	I used a variation.  You should have anticipated that.  Have you figured out the message?
very good.	You're next move should have been e2- e3.
you're playing the tarakoss opening.	Very good.
last night was very exciting, wasn't it?  have you figured out what i'm doing?	You're playing the Tarakoss opening.
hello.	Last night was very exciting, wasn't it?  Have you figured out what I'm doing?
it's you who's running out of time. you're starting to make mistakes now. you're wondering just how much i really know.  just how close i'm getting? well, i'm closer than you think, pal -- and i'm gonna nail your ass to the wall!	Very nice speech, Peter.  Did you rehearse that, or was it impromptu?  There's an old wooden bench in the garden.  Next to it is a rock.  You'll find a message for you under it.  Let's see if you're as clever as you think you are.
the game's almost over, peter, and you're running out of time.	It's you who's running out of time. You're starting to make mistakes now. You're wondering just how much I really know.  Just how close I'm getting? Well, I'm closer than you think, pal -- and I'm gonna nail your ass to the wall!
i couldn't tell you that.  it would ruin the game.	The game's almost over, Peter, and you're running out of time.
what makes you think i was there?	I couldn't tell you that.  It would ruin the game.
you heard me.  why did you go out to the institute looking for her?	What makes you think I was there?
what?	You heard me.  Why did you go out to the institute looking for her?
i couldn't tell you that.  it would ruin the game.  not that you're playing it very well.	You like to brag, don't you?
if it's so important, why don't you just tell me?	I couldn't tell you that.  It would ruin the game.  Not that you're playing it very well.
have you any idea what the message is?	If it's so important, why don't you just tell me?
huxley's quote also says, "his play is always fair and just."	So is mine, within the framework of my rules.
i couldn't say it any better than huxley.	Huxley's quote also says, "his play is always fair and just."
how?	I couldn't say it any better than Huxley.
please, i don't want to get into the psychological aspects of my actions. it would detract from the game.	How?
and you want these girls to feel your pain?	Please, I don't want to get into the psychological aspects of my actions. It would detract from the game.
pain?  pain is just a state of mind. it's something you learn to live with. i have.	And you want these girls to feel your pain?
why are you doing this?  you must have some idea of the pain you're causing people.	Pain?  Pain is just a state of mind. It's something you learn to live with. I have.
just for that no hint today.	Why are you doing this?  You must have some idea of the pain you're causing people.
i'm sure there are other people who would be interested in what i have to say.	Then call them!
i'm just trying to play the game.	You're not playing very well.  There are clues all around you and you keep missing them.
i really wish you'd stop trying to maneuver me.  i find it irritating, not to mention insulting.	I'm just trying to play the game.
just like who?	I really wish you'd stop trying to maneuver me.  I find it irritating, not to mention insulting.
i know what i said!  she looks just like...	Just like who?
but you said you didn't know her.	I know what I said!  She looks just like...
because she's the type.	But you said you didn't know her.
why her?	Because she's the type.
not really.	Why her?
you know her?	Not really.
do you know what i'm doing right now, peter?  i'm looking at the name of the girl i'm going to kill tonight.	You know her?
hello?	Do you know what I'm doing right now, Peter?  I'm looking at the name of the girl I'm going to kill tonight.
you're not going to tell me that.	"Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town.  Upstairs and downstairs in his nightgown.  Crawling through the window.  At the end of Miss Emma's street.  Her God has gone and left his home.  So her and I can meet."
i suppose you want to know where i'm going to kill tonight, peter?	You're not going to tell me that.
you'll find her.	If you got something to say to me, just come out and say it!
where is she?	You'll find her.
i did another one last night.  you might have saved her, but you didn't want to play.	Where is she?
what?	I did another one last night.  You might have saved her, but you didn't want to play.
you don't want to think and that's why i'll win!  i'm already two points ahead.	What?
why not?	You don't want to think and that's why I'll win!  I'm already two points ahead.
that's something you'll have to figure out for yourself.  really, peter, you can't expect me to answer such direct questions.	Why not?
why did you write remember on the wall?	That's something you'll have to figure out for yourself.  Really, Peter, you can't expect me to answer such direct questions.
we all have paths to follow.  you hope yours will lead you to me.	Why did you write remember on the wall?
and -- what path is that?	We all have paths to follow.  You hope yours will lead you to me.
no, only the path she chose to travel.	And -- what path is that?
did you know her?	No, only the path she chose to travel.
to get your attention.	Did you know her?
yes.  why did you kill debi rutlege?	To get your attention.
very amateurish, peter.  i'm surprised you would use such an obvious tactic.  i'm not an idiot!  don't treat me as one!  i'll call you everyday... you get one minute, whether you put me on hold or talk is up to you!  are you ready to play?	Yes.  Why did you kill Debi Rutlege?
just a second.  hello?	Very amateurish, Peter.  I'm surprised you would use such an obvious tactic.  I'm not an idiot!  Don't treat me as one!  I'll call you everyday... You get one minute, whether you put me on hold or talk is up to you!  Are you ready to play?
hello, peter.	Just a second.  Hello?
someone who's going to become an important part of your life.  i want to play a game with you.	I haven't got time for this.
who is this?	Someone who's going to become an important part of your life.  I want to play a game with you.
hello, peter.	Who is this?
don't you see?  i had to make it right. i ignored my mother's crossing.  i sat with them all.  i held their hands.  i stroked their hair.  i was with them to the end.  i took away the blood.  i washed them.  their crossing was peaceful.	I think your mother knows that now. Why don't you put the knife down.  Put it down, David.
i know, but this isn't going to bring her back.	Don't you see?  I had to make it right. I ignored my mother's crossing.  I sat with them all.  I held their hands.  I stroked their hair.  I was with them to the end.  I took away the blood.  I washed them.  Their crossing was peaceful.
they took away the game because of him. my father left and my mother...  there was so much blood... it covered everything.	I know, but this isn't going to bring her back.
yes, i do.  i found your file.  i know what happened.	They took away the game because of him. My father left and my mother...  There was so much blood... It covered everything.
you don't understand.	Yes, I do.  I found your file.  I know what happened.
this isn't going to help, david. you're mother's dead.  you can't undo it.	You don't understand.
what scars?	The scars on your chest.  From where I stabbed you with my fountain pen.
you still haven't figured it out, have you?   you think that i've put you through an ordeal.  my scars run so much deeper than yours.	What scars?
computers.  that's how you got into homesearchers records.  you can get into anything.  but why?  why?	You still haven't figured it out, have you?   You think that I've put you through an ordeal.  My scars run so much deeper than yours.
what is it?	New York.  1986.  Viktor Yurilivich.
he's in his seventies and lives in holland.	What is it?
1985.  hans korshaud.	He's in his seventies and lives in Holland.
never mind.  he died two years ago.	1985.  Hans Korshaud.
there's three.  the first is 1983. lionel baines.  the boston...	Never mind.  He died two years ago.
have computer search for anyone that's used that opening against me.  there can't be more than a handful.	There's three.  The first is 1983. Lionel Baines.  The Boston...
now what?	Have computer search for anyone that's used that opening against me.  There can't be more than a handful.
d2-d4...  b1-c3... and c1-f4.  it's the number two variation of the tarakoss opening.  david, can you bring up the tournament records for the last ten years.	Mister Sanderson, they'll be hundreds of thousands of games.
nope.  nothing.	Set up some pieces on the big board?
okay.  run a search to see if there are any players with a rating above two thousand that live on the island.	Nope.  Nothing.
no problem.  we're in.	Okay.  Run a search to see if there are any players with a rating above two thousand that live on the Island.
can we correlate data?  look for specific things, like player's ages... stuff like that?	No problem.  We're in.
sure.  we've got a modem line hooked up with the data base in new york.	Can we correlate data?  Look for specific things, like player's ages... stuff like that?
oh, i put a few games on for your daughter.  i hope you don't mind.	Of course not.
what's this?	Oh, I put a few games on for your daughter.  I hope you don't mind.
thanks.	What's this?
naw, it's all fixed.  i also loaded up a program that'll analyze your games three hundred percent faster.	Thanks.
yeah -- that's what we've always thought -- but what if he wasn't?  what if i had nothing to do with the reason he came here?	You're losing me.
he was watching you.	Yeah -- that's what we've always thought -- but what if he wasn't?  What if I had nothing to do with the reason he came here?
come here.	He was watching you.
why did he what?	Come here.
why did he?	Why did he what?
he already did once.	Why did he?
you're safe.  he wouldn't come here.	He already did once.
i'm just nervous.  sorry.	You're safe.  He wouldn't come here.
kathy, please.  you're going to wear a hole in the carpet.	I'm just nervous.  Sorry.
you don't want to believe it.  it's a normal reaction.	How come the police never had a record of Sanderson before.  This doesn't come out of nowhere, there has to be a history.
i just can't believe it.	You don't want to believe it.  It's a normal reaction.
feeling better?	I just can't believe it.
it worked out alright, didn't it?	Fuck off!
don't patronize me!  you sent me into a potentially dangerous situation and didn't warn me!	It worked out alright, didn't it?
they asked who would be best suited for this and you--	Don't patronize me!  You sent me into a potentially dangerous situation and didn't warn me!
--the same type as the girl who got killed.  jesus, alan, the guy could be a psychopath.	They asked who would be best suited for this and you--
i admit i handled it badly.  sanderson wasn't going to talk to me... but you're young, attractive--	--the same type as the girl who got killed.  Jesus, Alan, the guy could be a psychopath.
you could have been honest with me for starters.  we work together.  i have to be able to trust you.	I admit I handled it badly.  Sanderson wasn't going to talk to me... but you're young, attractive--
the police came to me for help.  what could i do?	You could have been honest with me for starters.  We work together.  I have to be able to trust you.
oh, well we wouldn't want to disturb your guests, would we?	The police came to me for help.  What could I do?
would you mind keeping your voice down? i have guests.	Oh, well we wouldn't want to disturb your guests, would we?
you're damn right!  i'm a child psychologist and you send me into a room with someone who could be a murderer!	Would you mind keeping your voice down? I have guests.
you might not have done it had you known.	You're damn right!  I'm a child psychologist and you send me into a room with someone who could be a murderer!
okay.  nice meeting you.	Nice meeting you.
how do you know that?  did he say something?	No... but I can tell.  A woman knows these things.
i know he really likes you.	How do you know that?  Did he say something?
do you like my dad?	Of course.
boys.	Do you like my dad?
that's only because you don't know where to go.  you like hiking?  fishing?  sailing?  what do you like?	Boys.
not really.  it's pretty boring.	That's only because you don't know where to go.  You like hiking?  Fishing?  Sailing?  What do you like?
so, are you having a good time on the island?	Not really.  It's pretty boring.
he went down to the lobby for a minute. he should be right back.  would you like come in?	So, are you having a good time on the Island?
is your dad here?	He went down to the lobby for a minute. He should be right back.  Would you like come in?
i'm kathy.	Is your dad here?
uh huh.	I'm Kathy.
you must be erica.	Uh huh.
it isn't kathy.	Who's Kathy?
i'm sorry, honey, i can't.  not today.	But you promised.
you told me you'd take me over to seattle today.	I'm sorry, honey, I can't.  Not today.
for what?	You told me you'd take me over to Seattle today.
you ready?	For what?
don't you have something you want to say to david?	Thanks, David.
what is it, dad?	Nothing.
has he gotten through to any?	No, but he did contact a dead parcheesi champion from Ohio.
mrs. lutz.  she also told me that mr. lutz goes to a medium to try and contact great grandmasters in the spirit world.	Has he gotten through to any?
who told you that?	Mrs. Lutz.  She also told me that Mr. Lutz goes to a medium to try and contact great Grandmasters in the spirit world.
you want to sleep in my bed tonight?	Okay.
that has nothing to do with it.	You want to sleep in my bed tonight?
i see.  you forgot to bring you're night-light, didn't you?	That has nothing to do with it.
i can't sleep.  my beds lumpy.	I see.  You forgot to bring you're night-light, didn't you?
what are you doing up?	I can't sleep.  My beds lumpy.
congratulations, dad.	My cheering section.
i'd say at least eighteen hours.	That means she was dead before we even finished figuring out the message.
how long she been dead?	I'd say at least eighteen hours.
yeah.	How long she been dead?
same as the others?	Yeah.
that's great.	Wait, I've saved the best for last. Andy, hit the lights, will you?
this is where he forced his way in.  we found some fibers on the windowsill, probably particles of clothing that rubbed off when he climbed through. i'll know more once i get it under the microscope.	That's great.
there's only two hardware stores on the whole island.  we'll check that out. what about the blood?	Not a drop.  Maybe the guy works for the Red Cross.
he tapes their mouths shut.  we found traces of adhesive around the victims mouths.  we're doing a chemical analysis for components, but it's probably a standard brand you can buy in any hardware store.	There's only two hardware stores on the whole Island.  We'll check that out. What about the blood?
you mean, no prints but hers?	No Frank.  No prints.
no prints.	You mean, no prints but hers?
what about prints?	No prints.
not much.  i don't think she was raped. there's no bruising, or any signs of trauma to the pelvic region -- and no trace of sperm which makes sense because she took a bath.	What about prints?
anything?	Not much.  I don't think she was raped. There's no bruising, or any signs of trauma to the pelvic region -- and no trace of sperm which makes sense because she took a bath.
there's no blood.  where's the fuckin' blood?	Bingo.
any sign of rape?	Not that I can see.  We'll know more once I get the lab reports back from Seattle.
six, eight hours tops.	Any sign of rape?
how long has she been dead?	Six, eight hours tops.
not much.  there's no sign of a break in.  i think she let him in.	How long has she been dead?
whaddaya got, nolan?	Not much.  There's no sign of a break in.  I think she let him in.
i've got a room at the institute i use when i stay late.	Okay.  Why don't you go out there. We'll check in with you later.
i can't arrest someone for having a cut on their wrist.  do you have someone you can stay with tonight?	I've got a room at the institute I use when I stay late.
no.  he was wearing a mask... but i saw the cut on his wrist.  it was peter.	I can't arrest someone for having a cut on their wrist.  Do you have someone you can stay with tonight?
did you see his face?	No.  He was wearing a mask... but I saw the cut on his wrist.  It was Peter.
the most logical choice.	You don't have a shred of evidence!
this stinks!  you want to know what i think?  i think there have been five murders and you've got shit to go on. you need to blame someone and he's the easiest choice.	The most logical choice.
we're going to work on the message.	This stinks!  You want to know what I think?  I think there have been five murders and you've got shit to go on. You need to blame someone and he's the easiest choice.
and what if he's wrong.  if you were one hundred percent sure it was peter you would've arrested him.  if it is someone else then he's going to kill again tonight and you're sitting here ignoring the message.	We're going to work on the message.
we can't rely on your judgement anymore.	What does that mean?
what are you saying?  that i'm seeing what i want to see?  that i'm protecting a murderer?  what?	We can't rely on your judgement anymore.
he's right, kathy.	What are you saying?  That I'm seeing what I want to see?  That I'm protecting a murderer?  What?
what time did he get there?	About a quarter to one.
as large as castles.	Yes.  Why not just say a building if he meant any general type of structure?
each of those grids represents almost a square mile.	That's a big area to cover.
it can't be a coincidence.  the woman that owns it has a son.  she says he's been on vacation in montana for the last ten days.  we're trying to locate him.  there's also a cleaning service that comes in once a week.  we're checking that out too.	He moves around a lot.  Why?
i thought that homesearchers was a dead end?	It can't be a coincidence.  The woman that owns it has a son.  She says he's been on vacation in Montana for the last ten days.  We're trying to locate him.  There's also a cleaning service that comes in once a week.  We're checking that out too.
maybe we should back up a minute and take a look at what we do have.  all the girls that have been killed have been killed at night.  they're all the same type.  all moved into their homes within the last three months -- and all of them found their homes through homesearchers.	I thought that Homesearchers was a dead end?
well, i think you have to play to his ego.  he thinks he's superior.  the more secure he feels, the more chances he'll take.	What did he mean by Huxley?
you never know how you're going to catch a suspect.	Peter's right, Captain.  He's got to be forced into making a mistake.
i know that.  i've seen the photo's.	This ain't no photo.
before we go in i gotta tell you this isn't going to be pretty.	I know that.  I've seen the photo's.
his home would be... mount olympus.	Call dispatch.  Double the patrols.  I want that area blanketed.
i don't think it matters.  last nights victim, christie eastman was found in a warehouse on the outskirts of town. the night before, debi rutlege was found in the center.	Meaning?
i was thinking the same thing.  he must be local.  it's logical for him to assume that the police would be there, but he recognized andy's voice and called him by name.  what about this?	I would think it's some type of clue as to where he's going to kill next?
yes.  why disguise your voice if no one knows it?	I was thinking the same thing.  He must be local.  It's logical for him to assume that the police would be there, but he recognized Andy's voice and called him by name.  What about this?
anything else?	Yes.  Why disguise your voice if no one knows it?
that would indicate he's playing out a fantasy.  power-control killers usually fantasize about their actions long before they commit them.  once they become a reality though, they reach a sense of euphoria and need to repeat the act to sustain it.  but, in all the research i've read on serial killers, i've never heard of one moving so fast. it's as if the game is the catalyst for the murders -- not the other way around.	Anything else?
what about the way he arranged the body?	That would indicate he's playing out a fantasy.  Power-control killers usually fantasize about their actions long before they commit them.  Once they become a reality though, they reach a sense of euphoria and need to repeat the act to sustain it.  But, in all the research I've read on Serial Killers, I've never heard of one moving so fast. It's as if the game is the catalyst for the murders -- not the other way around.
well, the fact that he views this as a game suggests that he is trying to prove some sense of superiority -- and the way he murders confirms a need to be in complete control of his victim.	What about the way he arranged the body?
kathy?	Well, the fact that he views this as a game suggests that he is trying to prove some sense of superiority -- and the way he murders confirms a need to be in complete control of his victim.
but we heard him.	It could have been a tape.  A prerecorded conversation between Sanderson and himself.
no.  i told him to.  i wanted to make sure there was someone on the other end.	But we heard him.
and this jeremy--	--Edmonds.  I know.  You lost to Karpov in '82, didn't you?
i see you're still having problems with your openings.	And this Jeremy--
i'm busy right now.	It's important.
what do you think he did?	We think he could be a suspect in a murder investigation.
we're not sure.	What do you think he did?
only that you wanted someone from the institute to talk to sanderson for some case you're working on.  what'd he do?	We're not sure.
what did dr. fulton tell you?	Only that you wanted someone from the institute to talk to Sanderson for some case you're working on.  What'd he do?
i'm a psychologist, frank... not a psychic.  what's this all about anyway?	What did Dr. Fulton tell you?
you didn't pick up any vibes from the guy?	I'm a psychologist, Frank... not a psychic.  What's this all about anyway?
well what?  i told you this was a stupid idea.  you can't learn anything from someone in a few minutes.	You didn't pick up any vibes from the guy?
well?	Well what?  I told you this was a stupid idea.  You can't learn anything from someone in a few minutes.
through a rental agency.	Didn't you tell me that Debi Rutlege had just moved into her place also?
do you know how she found the apartment?	Through a rental agency.
ten days ago.	Do you know how she found the apartment?
excuse me... you said earlier that mary albert just moved in.  how long ago was that?	Ten days ago.
if you can think of anything else give us a call.	You know, I hate to say I told you so, but I warned her.  Coming home at all hours of the night.  A young girl new to the city.  This neighborhood ain't what it used to be.
did you send the car?	It's over, Peter.  Let's stop the games.  I'm not sending a car.
alright, c'mon peter.  we're moving you to a cell.	I signed the confession.  What about the car?
i understand that this is just another one of your games.	Look, I'll do anything you want!  I'll sign anything you want!  Just send a car out to the hotel.
don't you understand what i'm telling you?  that's why he wants me out of the way.	I understand that this is just another one of your games.
maybe he just got tired of covering for you.	This is insane!  Can't you see what's going on.  The killer wants me out of the way.  He's setting me up.
jeremy would have never killed himself.	Maybe he just got tired of covering for you.
answer the question.	I went out.
are we going to go through this again?	Answer the question.
where were you last night?	Are we going to go through this again?
wait a minute.  there's an apartment in that area called the castle arms.	That's got to be it.
a shadow.  what's as big a castle?  as light as air , but one hundred men can't move it?  the shadow of the castle.  are there any buildings that have the name castle in it that cast a shadow long enough to fall across another building?	Wait a minute.  There's an apartment in that area called the Castle Arms.
he uses castles...plural --  then says "can't move me."  singular.  not can't move us.	A shadow.  What's as big a castle?  As light as air , but one hundred men can't move it?  The shadow of the castle.  Are there any buildings that have the name Castle in it that cast a shadow long enough to fall across another building?
he's not going to give us direct hints. he's going to skirt around it.	He uses castles...plural --  then says "can't move me."  Singular.  Not can't move us.
a building?	A building isn't as light as air. What's large, but as light as air and can't be moved?
as large as castles, you are still light as the air, one hundred men can't move me.  it's posed as a question. what am i?	A building?
it's a commercial area.  no one lives there.	But he had to dump the body there to make the move.
i still don't see how he could be playing chess against you.  there's only enough grids on the map to be half a board.	That's all he needs.  He's making the moves.  It's an opening.  I just can't remember the name.  Okay, it's a game.  He's starting it, so he moves first.  He's white.  e2-e4.
how can he be playing chess with you? you're not making any moves against him.	Maybe I already have.
he's using the map as a chessboard! the sonofabitch is playing chess with me!!	How can he be playing Chess with you? You're not making any moves against him.
as large as castles.  you are still light as air, one hundred men can't move me.	It doesn't make sense.
another one?  what word did he leave?	"Is".  Did you tell him about the institute?
we think he might be making a reference to drugs?  miss emma is a street term used by junkies for morphine.	Could Emma be the name of the girl he's going to kill?
that's it?	We think he might be making a reference to drugs?  Miss Emma is a street term used by junkies for Morphine.
maybe, but i don't think so.  i think it's just a tease.	Upstairs and downstairs in his night gown -- He could be saying the house he's picked is two stories.
"wee willie winkie runs though the street."  we think he might be making a reference to himself.	Maybe, but I don't think so.  I think it's just a tease.
what have you come up with on the riddle?	"Wee Willie Winkie runs though the street."  We think he might be making a reference to himself.
you want me to go with you?  maybe i can help.	That's alright.  We'll take it from here.
mister sanderson, this is doctor sheppard.  she's a psychologist helping us out.	We've already met.  Haven't we... Doctor.
why didn't you tell us you were there earlier?	I don't know.  I was afraid there'd be hours of questions.  I can't afford to miss a game.
what's interesting about it is you say you only knew her in passing.  yet, she says on her message for you to call her at home and she doesn't leave a number. that would imply you already knew the number.	I got it from the tournament directory.
she called to give me my schedule for tomorrow.	What's interesting about it is you say you only knew her in passing.  Yet, she says on her message for you to call her at home and she doesn't leave a number. That would imply you already knew the number.
this is a printout from the hotel computer for all the messages logged to your room.  here's one at 9:04 pm.  it says:  from debi.  please call me at home.	She called to give me my schedule for tomorrow.
i know.  you won two games against him and left the auditorium at eight forty five.  where did you go after that?	To my room and then I went for a walk.
here.  i played gregory lutz.	I know.  You won two games against him and left the auditorium at eight forty five.  Where did you go after that?
could you tell me where you were last night?	Here.  I played Gregory Lutz.
i know you're busy so i'll get right to it.  did you know her?	Only in passing.  To say hello to.
feel like practicing?	Yeah.  Just let me grab a shower.
no.	Feel like practicing?
she went into town with mrs. lutz.  did they get him?	No.
mate in five.	Exactly... and you did this.
what do you see here?	Mate in five.
who says something's on my mind.	What do you see here?
whatever's on your mind.	Who says something's on my mind.
about what?	Whatever's on your mind.
just thought you might want to talk.	About what?
you have something you want to say?	Just thought you might want to talk.
you're always in the middle of a match.	I want to be the best I can.
i've got be here for the police when they come.  then i've got to practise. in case you forgot i'm in the middle of a match right now.	You're always in the middle of a match.
peter...	I've got be here for the police when they come.  Then I've got to practise. In case you forgot I'm in the middle of a match right now.
our computer went on the fritz again. david came up to fix it.	Is it serious?
we got a problem?	Our computer went on the fritz again. David came up to fix it.
it's a good play, but risky.	You don't win by playing it safe, Peter.
on a variation, yes -- but it must be a variation that is unique.	I suppose you have something in mind?
then i'll transpose.	On a variation, yes -- but it must be a variation that is unique.
he knows you're aware of that.	Then I'll transpose.
you opened with the english.  lutz won't use it.  he opened his first game with it.	He knows you're aware of that.
what are they, please?	"Carefully".  "Carefully". "Carefully".
of course.  yes, here it is.  why, they're all the same?	What are they, please?
could you please do me a big favor?  in the first chapter the author mentions his three rules of chess.  could you look and tell me what they are?	Of course.  Yes, here it is.  Why, they're all the same?
yes, doctor sheppard.  we called you back but you weren't home.  we have the book.	Could you please do me a big favor?  In the first chapter the author mentions his three rules of chess.  Could you look and tell me what they are?
sara, this is doctor sheppard.  i called you earlier about a book.	Yes, Doctor Sheppard.  We called you back but you weren't home.  We have the book.
bainbridge books.	Sara, this is Doctor Sheppard.  I called you earlier about a book.
thank you.  i'm at 639-7393.	We'll call you back.
i can check and call you back.	Thank you.  I'm at 639-7393.
hi, sara.  this is doctor sheppard.  i was wondering if you could tell me if you have a book on chess called "principals and tactics" by anton berger.	I can check and call you back.
bainbridge books.	Hi, Sara.  This is Doctor Sheppard.  I was wondering if you could tell me if you have a book on chess called "Principals and Tactics" by Anton Berger.
i just wanted you to know in case you thought about it in the future.	Do we have a future?
it's over now.	I just wanted you to know in case you thought about it in the future.
i got lucky.	There's a girl in the hospital who is going to live because of you.  You made a difference.
you beat him.	I got lucky.
are you going to come tonight?	Yeah.  I'll be there later.
you're going to be late for your match.	Are you going to come tonight?
of course not.	You're going to be late for your match.
this isn't going to be like the phone book, is it?	Of course not.
you're right.  the killer told me.	He didn't tell you either.
no he didn't.	You're right.  The killer told me.
frank told me.	No he didn't.
how did you know it was "carefully"?	Frank told me.
it could be anything.	It's got to be grammatically correct.
if we could just figure out what the next word is going to be.  he said the game's going to end tonight so there's only going to be one more word.	It could be anything.
because i know what it says.	Maybe you're afraid of what it says.
why not?	Because I know what it says.
this letter.  i've never opened it.	Why not?
because she killed herself!!	This letter.  I've never opened it.
why?	Because she killed herself!!
but i do.	Why?
of course it isn't.  it's always difficult when someone you love dies. but you can't feel responsible because she had a car accident.	But I do.
it's not that easy.	Of course it isn't.  It's always difficult when someone you love dies. But you can't feel responsible because she had a car accident.
then help me to understand.  i want to understand.	It's not that easy.
you don't understand.	Then help me to understand.  I want to understand.
you're wife died.  you can't feel responsible for that.	You don't understand.
i can't think any more, unless it's about you.  i'll be in the middle of a match and instead of thinking about my next move, i think about how you look when you smile.  remember how you said that i hide behind my chessboard?  ever since my wife died i've been...  i've been afraid of getting too close to someone again -- afraid of losing them.	You're wife died.  You can't feel responsible for that.
that's still no excuse.  you treat everything like a game.	I can't think any more, unless it's about you.  I'll be in the middle of a match and instead of thinking about my next move, I think about how you look when you smile.  Remember how you said that I hide behind my chessboard?  Ever since my wife died I've been...  I've been afraid of getting too close to someone again -- afraid of losing them.
no, listen.  you have no idea of the kind of pressure i'm under right now.	That's still no excuse.  You treat everything like a game.
peter...	No, listen.  You have no idea of the kind of pressure I'm under right now.
you really haven't seen my best side.	Peter...
i want someone i can get close to. i don't know if that's possible with you.	You really haven't seen my best side.
i was thinking that... maybe when this is all over we could...	I want someone I can get close to. I don't know if that's possible with you.
i'm not looking for an apology, peter.	I was thinking that... maybe when this is all over we could...
the other night -- i said some things that maybe i shouldn't have.  i mean, you haven't known me very long and i can see how you thought what you did.	I'm not looking for an apology, Peter.
can i come in?	The other night -- I said some things that maybe I shouldn't have.  I mean, you haven't known me very long and I can see how you thought what you did.
hi.	Can I come in?
because to follow the game he played he had to move to that grid?	Right.  Here!  c-4.
he's replaying the game i played against him move by move, using these girls as the chess pieces.  all the girls have been found in their homes except christie eastman, who was found in back of a warehouse.  why?	Because to follow the game he played he had to move to that grid?
what?	Where's the note?
a fierce magazine... brutal...  an angry magazine... a war magazine... a mercenary magazine...  fierce...  mad.	What?
but what does he mean by a fierce magazine?  violent?	A fierce magazine... brutal...  An angry magazine... A war magazine... a mercenary magazine...  fierce...  Mad.
exactly.  it's the key.	But what does he mean by a fierce magazine?  Violent?
for emphasis?	Exactly.  It's the key.
in a fierce magazine you'll find a hint of my actions to come... why does he set this line apart?	For emphasis?
peter...	How could you think that, Kathy?  How could you even consider it?
--admit what?  that i was right about you in the steam room?  that you're willing to do anything to find out what you want?  would you like me to leave so you can search the rest of the room?	Peter...
peter, you have to admit--	--admit what?  That I was right about you in the steam room?  That you're willing to do anything to find out what you want?  Would you like me to leave so you can search the rest of the room?
nothing.	Then why are you backing up?
what's wrong?	Nothing.
i tried again and got through.	What's wrong?
i thought you said the line was busy?	I tried again and got through.
they're not delivering.  i'm going to go pick up the pizza.	I thought you said the line was busy?
did you call?	The line was busy.  I'll try again.
if i have to.  i'm going to take a shower.	Did you call?
would you settle for pepperoni?	If I have to.  I'm going to take a shower.
you.	Would you settle for pepperoni?
what do you want on it?	You.
fine.	What do you want on it?
i'm hungry.	Call room service.
no.	I'm hungry.
you can turn everything around so easily.  this is not just another game, is it?	No.
i thought you were the woman who didn't want to get involved.	I said I didn't plan on getting involved.
you've got to face the things you feel.	I thought you were the woman who didn't want to get involved.
this frightens me -- because i'm starting to feel things i haven't felt in a long time.	You've got to face the things you feel.
then show me who you are.	This frightens me -- because I'm starting to feel things I haven't felt in a long time.
i just don't want to fight with you.	Then show me who you are.
what are you talking about?  you don't even know me.	Does anyone?
nobody could attack you.  you set your life up like one of your chessboards. you're impregnable -- but at the same time you've become trapped behind your own defenses.  you're cut off from everyone around you.	What are you talking about?  You don't even know me.
what?  by attacking me?	Nobody could attack you.  You set your life up like one of your chessboards. You're impregnable -- but at the same time you've become trapped behind your own defenses.  You're cut off from everyone around you.
i'm just trying to get to know you, peter.	What?  By attacking me?
what is this?	I'm just trying to get to know you, Peter.
yes you are.  you're playing word games.	What is this?
i'm not playing a game now.	Yes you are.  You're playing word games.
have you noticed that every time we start to talk about something serious you start to play games.	I'm not playing a game now.
what?	Have you noticed that every time we start to talk about something serious you start to play games.
it was.	And you?
it must've been very hard on erica?	It was.
it's alright.  it was a long time ago.	It must've been very hard on Erica?
i'm sorry.	It's alright.  It was a long time ago.
she died in a car accident.	I'm sorry.
i dunno.  where's erica mother?	She died in a car accident.
alright.  what about me?	I dunno.  Where's Erica mother?
no.  you were talking about chess.	Alright.  What about me?
wasn't i just talking about me?	No.  You were talking about chess.
you always want to talk about me.  what about you?	Wasn't I just talking about me?
you know, you're not the easiest person in the world to get close to.	You always want to talk about me.  What about you?
i'm sure you are.	You know, you're not the easiest person in the world to get close to.
no.  but i'm open to distractions.	I'm sure you are.
can you go fifteen minutes without thinking about it?	No.  But I'm open to distractions.
why?	Because I think he's wrong.
no.	Why?
doesn't that scare you?	No.
you know, andy thinks you're doing this.	Doesn't that scare you?
i know you didn't	You know, Andy thinks you're doing this.
i know it was bad.	How could you?  Unless you were there.
how the hell can i relax after seeing what i just saw.	I know it was bad.
relax.	How the hell can I relax after seeing what I just saw.
you're not?	No -- I'm not involved.  And I plan on keeping it that way.
no.	You're not?
why?	Because I work with them.
of course.	Why?
i just wanted to know if you're involved with anyone?  let me ask you something?  do your colleagues know if you're involved or not?	Of course.
you have to win every point, don't you?	I just wanted to know if you're involved with anyone?  Let me ask you something?  Do your colleagues know if you're involved or not?
very good.  spoken like a true psychologist.  when confronted with the prospect of your own reality, hide behind quotations.  what is that masters and johnson?	You have to win every point, don't you?
you're projecting your own desires and reading more into what happened than what actually did.	Very good.  Spoken like a true psychologist.  When confronted with the prospect of your own reality, hide behind quotations.  What is that Masters and Johnson?
are you going to tell me you didn't feel something in there?	You're projecting your own desires and reading more into what happened than what actually did.
that's not fair!	Are you going to tell me you didn't feel something in there?
you mean like in the steam room?	That's not fair!
i think it's best if we don't ask too many personal questions -- i want to keep things on a professional level.	You mean like in the steam room?
i'm just curious.	I think it's best if we don't ask too many personal questions -- I want to keep things on a professional level.
let's change the subject.	Okay.  So, tell me about yourself.  Are you married?
do you?	Let's change the subject.
of course.	Do you?
what about you?  aren't there times when a young child is telling you a story so sad you just want to cry?	Of course.
that's true -- but the emotion is still there.  they just learn to control it.	What about you?  Aren't there times when a young child is telling you a story so sad you just want to cry?
take your average cop.  they deal with death everyday.  if they let emotions get in the way it would cloud their judgement.	That's true -- but the emotion is still there.  They just learn to control it.
how can you look at it so clinically?	Take your average cop.  They deal with death everyday.  If they let emotions get in the way it would cloud their judgement.
oh, but it is.  he's killing a person everyday and challenging us to catch him.  that's a game.  it has rules and objectives.	How can you look at it so clinically?
this isn't a game.	Oh, but it is.  He's killing a person everyday and challenging us to catch him.  That's a game.  It has rules and objectives.
in a way.	This isn't a game.
another kind of game?	In a way.
i think it's interesting.	Another kind of game?
does what's going on bother you at all? or are you just wearing your game face?	I think it's interesting.
it wasn't intentional.	Does what's going on bother you at all? Or are you just wearing your game face?
you sound like my mother.	It wasn't intentional.
it's going to be a long night.  it could take hours before we know something.  you should try to eat.	You sound like my mother.
i don't think i could.	It's going to be a long night.  It could take hours before we know something.  You should try to eat.
you sure you don't want to eat something?	I don't think I could.
she could be dead now.	What if she isn't?  Where are your priorities?  You have to think between someone's life and a chess game?  The girl he killed last night was only twenty one years old!  He dumped her body behind a warehouse like a sack of garbage!
she could be dead after the game.	She could be dead now.
i can't right now.  i've got a game.	She could be dead after the game.
but you're the key.  the one he wants to play the game with.	I can't right now.  I've got a game.
i offered my help this morning and sedman turned me down.	But you're the key.  The one he wants to play the game with.
we need your help.	I offered my help this morning and Sedman turned me down.
did you think it was going to be easy? you think he was going to lay it out at your feet?	We need your help.
they couldn't break the riddle.	Did you think it was going to be easy? You think he was going to lay it out at your feet?
nothing.  i just came in for a steam.	No you didn't.
what are you looking for?	Nothing.  I just came in for a steam.
getting too hot in here for you?	What are you looking for?
well, i think i've had enough.	Getting too hot in here for you?
well, i hope you remember that tomorrow when you play krikorian.	Well, I think I've had enough.
each circumstance requires a different tactic.	Well, I hope you remember that tomorrow when you play Krikorian.
you.	Each circumstance requires a different tactic.
are we talking about me, or chess?	You.
do you always open quickly?	Are we talking about me, or chess?
it is.	Do you always open quickly?
i thought opening too quickly was a fatal mistake in chess.	It is.
i had just hoped there would be more substance to the conversation.	I thought opening too quickly was a fatal mistake in chess.
are you disappointed that i won't answer you?	I had just hoped there would be more substance to the conversation.
i see.  this is going to be a very polite conversation.  what shall we discuss?  the weather?  movies?	Are you disappointed that I won't answer you?
that's a very personal question.	I see.  This is going to be a very polite conversation.  What shall we discuss?  The weather?  Movies?
if you're asking me if i'm passionate about what i do, the answer is yes. without passion, nothing moves us. what's your passion?	That's a very personal question.
--but you enjoy being the stronger one? you like the control.	If you're asking me if I'm passionate about what I do, the answer is yes. Without passion, nothing moves us. What's your passion?
chess is a reflection of life.  life is violent.  the strong win.  the weak perish.	--but you enjoy being the stronger one? You like the control.
sounds very violent.	Chess is a reflection of life.  Life is violent.  The strong win.  The weak perish.
not really.  you see your goal and you go after it.  anything that gets in the way is an obstacle and must be destroyed.	Sounds very violent.
it seems like such a complicated game.	Not really.  You see your goal and you go after it.  Anything that gets in the way is an obstacle and must be destroyed.
when i was very young.	It seems like such a complicated game.
i've always wanted to learn how to play chess.  i don't have the patience for it.  when did you start playing?	When I was very young.
yes.	I've always wanted to learn how to play chess.  I don't have the patience for it.  When did you start playing?
are you one of the players?	Yes.
uh huh.	Are you one of the players?
are you with the tournament?	Uh huh.
no.  i don't.	Are you with the tournament?
because i love them, but they drive me crazy.  you know how parents are?	No.  I don't.
how come you don't stay with them?	Because I love them, but they drive me crazy.  You know how parents are?
i love this hotel.  i stay here every time i visit my parents.	How come you don't stay with them?
yes.	I love this hotel.  I stay here every time I visit my parents.
is this your first time here?	Yes.
it's alright.	Is this your first time here?
sorry.  i thought it was empty.	It's alright.
well, you should be, because this time i'm going to win.	Well, then this time you'll have to stay for the whole match, won't you?
i'm not nervous.	Well, you should be, because this time I'm going to win.
you're getting sloppy, yurilivich. you're nervous?	I'm not nervous.
no, i want you to do good.  that way when i beat you at the end i'll look that much better.	You're getting sloppy, Yurilivich. You're nervous?
i'm sure you are.	No, I want you to do good.  That way when I beat you at the end I'll look that much better.
hello, peter.  you played an interesting game last night.  even though sacrificing your queen at b-5 is the game i played against valsney in '82.  i'm glad it helped you.	I'm sure you are.
that's a better one.	Yes.
in the arctic ice.	That way. I can feel the cold.
lyssa ...	Come quickly, Colwyn. I can see the eyes of the Beast.
move quickly. we are coming for you. we are in the fortress.	I knew you would come.
yes.	Move quickly. We are coming for you. We are in the Fortress.
take the western passage.	All directions are the same here.
i don't know how.	You have the power. <u>Will it</u>.
will your power outward.	I don't know how.
you must move away from the center.	All the passages are guarded.
colwyn ...	You must move away from the Center.
i love you, lyssa, i love you ...	Colwyn. Colwyn.  I love you, Colwyn.
i know it.	I love you, Lyssa, I love you ...
i will find you. i will be with you.	I know it.
i don't know. it's a maze of tunnels. i can't see out.	I will find you. I will be with you.
where is the fortress?	I don't know. It's a maze of tunnels. I can't see out.
colwyn ...	Where is the Fortress?
lyssa ...	Colwyn ...
lyssa. where are they keeping you?	In a great fortress in the mountains. Wait. Something's happening.
have they harmed you?	No. They watch me closely, but they haven't harmed me.
colwyn.	Have they harmed you?
lyssa ... lyssa ...	Colwyn.
about what?	I can't wait either.
i lied.	About what?
i can't.	I lied.
thank you, but i can wait.	I can't.
i don't have to look around. i've found the husband i want. you can kiss me now.	Thank you, but I can wait.
maybe you'd better look around for another candidate. i don't think my skin is tough enough to survive a lifetime of you and your brush.	I don't have to look around. I've found the husband I want. You can kiss me now.
there. now you look like someone i might want to marry.	Maybe you'd better look around for another candidate. I don't think my skin is tough enough to survive a lifetime of you and your brush.
i don't trust you to wash behind your ears.	Never mind my ears! Go away!
we're not married <u>yet</u>.	Well, then you can go up to the parapet and I'll hand the buckets up to you.
we're almost married.	We're not married <u>yet</u>.
<u>what</u>?	We're almost married.
take off your clothes. i'm going to scrub you down.	<u>What</u>?
i have no intention of getting used to it.	Take off your clothes. I'm going to scrub you down.
if you're going to marry a warrior, you'd best get used to it.	I have no intention of getting used to it.
you <u>might</u> be handsome. i can't tell through all that grime. besides, you reek of sweat and horses.	If you're going to marry a warrior, you'd best get used to it.
well, you're beautiful.	You <u>might</u> be handsome. I can't tell through all that grime. Besides, you reek of sweat and horses.
you're really not bad looking. almost handsome.	Well, you're beautiful.
that's worse.	You're really not bad looking. Almost handsome.
mine was worse: i dreamt you picked your nose in public.	That's worse.
last night was the worst. i dreamt you had one leg shorter than the other, and walked like a penguin.	Mine was worse: I dreamt you picked your nose in public.
me too.	Last night was the worst. I dreamt you had one leg shorter than the other, and walked like a penguin.
oh. that.  i know what you mean.  i had nightmares all week.	Me too.
you don't understand. i'm just so <u>relieved</u>. i was <u>sure</u> you'd turn out to be short and fat and gimpy.	Oh. That.  I know what you mean.  I had nightmares all week.
i don't have to go through with it either.	You don't understand. I'm just so <u>relieved</u>. I was <u>sure</u> you'd turn out to be short and fat and gimpy.
i'm sorry. i couldn't help it.	I don't have to go through with it either.
i must follow the slayers. they've taken lyssa.	You will not follow the Slayers, you will obey my command!  You have no chance alone, boy. You must try to break through to Ynyr. He has great knowledge. Only with his help can you save Lyssa.
you will do as i tell you. you will try to reach ynyr, the old one.	I must follow the Slayers. They've taken Lyssa.
i won't leave you here.	You will do as I tell you. You will try to reach Ynyr, the old one.
you will go alone.	I won't leave you here.
they have lyssa!	You can't reach her!  Through the door.  Quickly!
it was a platonic kiss, father.	Of course it was.
you'll both wait. at least for five hours. the wedding is at three.	It was a platonic kiss, Father.
i can. because i choose it.	I forbid you!
no! you cannot know that!	I can. Because I choose it.
it is my fate to die in the fortress.	No! You cannot know that!
you're coming with us.	It is my fate to die in the Fortress.
you must move quickly. the beast will stop at nothing now.	You're coming with us.
cut. <u>cut</u>!	You must move quickly. The Beast will stop at nothing now.
what use is my sword? i can't reach her!	Cut. <u>Cut</u>!
use your sword.	What use is my sword? I can't reach her!
she can see the beast!	Use your sword.
i chose the wrong passage.	She can see the Beast!
she's on the other side of this wall. i can feel it!	I chose the wrong passage.
the spiral begins in the west.	Where the spiral begins.
she must make a glaive.	Lyssa, your bracelets. Bend them straight and cross them.
the beast will kill her.	Yes. To keep her from you. But now that we are inside the Fortress, you will be able to contact her.
they will hold lyssa in the center of the vortex, the place of the beast, where its power is greatest. no man can match it there. lyssa must try to move toward us. for as we enter the vortex and move closer ...	The Beast will kill her.
he ran a great risk, helping us today. if he opposes his fate, his death will be terribly painful.	Let us wish him peace.
you will tell me her name and we will go together.	You must never know her name.  If more than one approaches, she will certainly kill them. Alone I may have a chance.
from here, i must go alone.	You will tell me her name and we will go together.
i will melt that gold and pour it down your throat, old man!	He sees betrayal everywhere. He will attack us so long as he is conscious.
traitor! she'll marry you in hell!	He thinks you betray him with Lyssa.  Colwyn! The waters deceive you!
then we must reach her before she feels that pain.	Yes.
you are young. you don't understand the attraction of great power, and you forget the pain of long waiting.	Then we must reach her before she feels that pain.
never.	You are young. You don't understand the attraction of great power, and you forget the pain of long waiting.
no. she must agree of her own free will.	Never.
can she be forced?	No. She must agree of her own free will.
like you, she has extraordinary powers. he would make her his queen.	Can she be forced?
lyssa? <u>why</u>?	Like you, she has extraordinary powers. He would make her his Queen.
he has come for lyssa.	Lyssa? <u>Why</u>?
yes.	He has come for Lyssa.
there is no other way. you asked me why the beast had come this time.	Yes.
no. we will find another way to locate the fortress.	There is no other way. You asked me why the Beast had come this time.
but you suspect.	You will know, in good time.
i'm not sure.	But you suspect.
<u>why</u>?	I'm not sure.
no. then they were led by his underlings. but i knew he had come this time, from the ferocity of their onslaught, from their use of the fortress. they use up much of their strength to do these things. they are taking great risks.	<u>Why</u>?
the first time, when they attacked long ago, was the beast here?	No. Then they were led by his underlings. But I knew he had come this time, from the ferocity of their onslaught, from their use of The Fortress. They use up much of their strength to do these things. They are taking great risks.
i cannot reach her.	She is too deep. The curved tunnel we saw is part of the Vortex, the place of The Beast.
the deeper she goes, the harder it is to contact her. once she is below the second level, you will not be able to reach her at all.	I will find her!
she was very faint. i was barely able to reach her.	The deeper she goes, the harder it is to contact her. Once she is below the second level, you will not be able to reach her at all.
yes, they knew of your first contact, so they drove her below.	She was very faint. I was barely able to reach her.
she can't see out. she can't tell us where the fortress is.	Yes, they knew of your first contact, so they drove her below.
what do you see?	Darkness. Tunnels and corridors.  Wait.
i can't reach her.	What do you see?
they know when they're going to die?	Everyone of his race is born knowing the day of his death.
you choose these?	Yes. They will be more help than high-born barons.
you have not slept in two days.	Nor will I, till my bride is beside me.
then we must be ready. five leagues from here is the eastern tower. i know the barons who hold it. good men, and brave. they will help us.	You have not slept in two days.
no. they occupy the fortress, but they cannot control its movement. it is moved by fate. and, sooner or later, fate will place it near us.	Then we must be ready. Five leagues from here is the Eastern Tower. I know the Barons who hold it. Good men, and brave. They will help us.
then even if lyssa tells us where she is, we'll never be able to reach her, for they will never allow the fortress to rise near us.	No. They occupy the Fortress, but they cannot control its movement. It is moved by Fate. And, sooner or later, Fate will place it near us.
yes. each dawn it rises in a different land: sometimes in the mountains, sometimes in the jungle, sometimes the desert, sometimes the sea. never in the same place twice.	Then even if Lyssa tells us where she is, we'll never be able to reach her, for they will never allow the Fortress to rise near us.
the fortress moves?	Yes. Each dawn it rises in a different land: sometimes in the mountains, sometimes in the jungle, sometimes the desert, sometimes the sea. Never in the same place twice.
it is the fortress of krull. i know it only from the stories of wars on other worlds. they did not use it on our world in the first great war, for it costs them enormous power. this time they mean to conquer, at all costs.	The Fortress moves?
she was in a great fortress, first in the mountains, then in the jungle. how is that possible?	It is the Fortress of Krull. I know it only from the stories of wars on other worlds. They did not use it on our world in the first great war, for it costs them enormous power. This time they mean to conquer, at all costs.
you must break when the strain becomes too great, or you will harm yourself. and you must concentrate your powers for when they are needed most. what did she answer?	She was in a great fortress, first in the mountains, then in the jungle. How is that possible?
reach out farther. call to her.	Lyssa ... Lyssa ...
there is nothing.	Reach out farther. Call to her.
i am too old to climb down a rope.	You won't have to.
you have rope?	I am too old to climb down a rope.
but it opens onto the sheer wall of the needle. there's no way down.	You have rope?
there is no other way.	But there is another entrance to this place.
two or three days! while lyssa is in their hands?	There is no other way.
with two or three days' practice, you'll be able to use it as well as i can. then we'll have a chance of fighting our way out of here.	Two or three days! While Lyssa is in their hands?
your powers are greater than you know.  have you ever seen one of these?	In the old books. It's called a glaive.
i have no extraordinary powers.	Your powers are greater than you know.  Have you ever seen one of these?
this is not the first time the dark ones have attacked our world. they came once before, a thousand years ago. a young king and queen, with extraordinary powers, were given to us then, to lead the struggle. my fore-father was their councilor, as i will be yours.	I have no extraordinary powers.
we were married. then she was taken by the slayers. you must help me.	I have lived in this place, like my fathers before me, guarding the old knowledge. I knew, when I had no son, that the Great War would come in my time, and that I would be the one to pass on the old knowledge to a new king. Come.
turold's son was to marry her.	We were married. Then she was taken by the Slayers. You must help me.
the new queen lives.	Turold's son was to marry her.
does the queen live?	The new Queen lives.
the white castle has fallen.	Does the Queen live?
each to his fate.	Each to his fate.
it is today?	Yes. It is today.
i road them often in my youth.	Saddles.
you have done it?	I road them often in my youth.
they can be saddled.	You have done it?
do not let the waters touch you.	What will happen?
slayers!	We must enter the swamp.
how did you know?	I found the body of the Seer in the stream.
you will not, then?	I cannot.
i feel your pain, but i cannot betray her.	You will not, then?
one night is no betrayal. have pity on me.  please, i beg you, do not refuse me. you do not know the price.	I feel your pain, but I cannot betray her.
i cannot betray my bride.	One night is no betrayal. Have pity on me.  Please, I beg you, do not refuse me. You do not know the price.
then give me comfort. sleep with me tonight.	I cannot betray my bride.
i cannot take comfort when she has none.	Then give me comfort. Sleep with me tonight.
let me comfort you.	I cannot take comfort when she has none.
i ache with it.	Let me comfort you.
you too are lonely.	I ache with it.
even by you?	Yes.
yes.	Even by you?
am i not beautiful enough to be loved?	Yes.
yes.	Am I not beautiful enough to be loved?
am i not worth returning to?	Yes.
i don't think that.	Am I not worth returning to?
perhaps you think no man would return to me.	I don't think that.
i know the cruelty of such a fate.	Perhaps you think no man would return to me.
you and i will guard the fire.	What else is left for a man without friends.
try your tricks on me and i'll turn myself back into a snake and bite you.	You and I will guard the fire.
not yet, my friend. it's your tomato that's dying.	<u>What</u>? Oh no! Better it was me. There isn't another good tomato within a hundred leagues.
i have need of friends.	No more, my lord - my friend. With Ergo the Magnificent by your side, your enemies are dead men.
my <u>friend</u>.	I have need of friends.
i was hoping i might be your friend.	My <u>friend</u>.
your kingship ... your lord high mightiness ... when i called you a ... a ... whatever i called you, i didn't realize that you were ... were ...	I was hoping I might be your friend.
once is enough, thank you.	He saved our lives.
what business?	Staying alive.
i just remembered i have urgent business in this direction.	What business?
perhaps he expected to eat it.	For that rudeness, peasant lout, I am going to leave you hanging by your heels when I depart. Which is right now.
blast! a thousand miles off course. well, i was rushed. there was a certain difference of opinion concerning a venison pie. the foolish man left it sitting on his windowsill. what did he expect?	Perhaps he expected to eat it.
a forest near the valley of needles.	Blast! A thousand miles off course. Well, I was rushed. There was a certain difference of opinion concerning a venison pie. The foolish man left it sitting on his windowsill. What did he expect?
it could have been quicksand! i might have been sucked to my death.  where is this place?	A forest near the Valley of Needles.
i doubt it. the water is only an inch deep.	It could have been quicksand! I might have been sucked to my death.  Where is this place?
help! help! i'm drowning!	I doubt it. The water is only an inch deep.
colwyn, don't be a fool. you can't do battle with that thing.	There's no way to outrun it. You know that. This is what Ynyr was preparing me for. It's what he died for.
make for the wall. i'll catch up.	Colwyn, don't be a fool. You can't do battle with that thing.
i intend to keep you alive, your majesty. so you can abdicate your throne and become my warlord.	Perhaps. If the pay is good.
a good thrust, my friend. another second and there'd have been nothing between my head and shoulders but bad memories.	I intend to keep you alive, your majesty. So you can abdicate your throne and become my Warlord.
naturally.	A good thrust, my friend. Another second and there'd have been nothing between my head and shoulders but bad memories.
subject to the king, no doubt.	Naturally.
you're resourceful, my lad.  i tell you, one year under my tutelage and i could make you the prince of thieves.	Subject to the King, no doubt.
we must cover a hundred leagues before sunrise.	At the gallop!
we could reach it on fire-mares.	Those beasts cannot be saddled by mortal men.
go. i command you.	Yes, my lord.
well, it is true that if i received a royal command i couldn't very well disobey it, could i?	Go. I command you.
the best. but my unhappiness is not made lighter by adding your's to it.	Well, it is true that if I received a royal command I couldn't very well disobey it, could I?
what kind of friend do you think i am?	The best. But my unhappiness is not made lighter by adding your's to it.
go, join them.	What kind of friend do you think I am?
forgive me, my friends. i saw terrible things.	They do not exist, except in the waters of the Swamp, where they will remain.
hand over your dinner.	A flicker of talent.
lad, you have an unnatural desire to pay for things. it stunts the mind and shrivels the imagination.	Hand over your dinner.
these we'll pay for.	Lad, you have an unnatural desire to pay for things. It stunts the mind and shrivels the imagination.
yes. it will double our range.  i know at least a dozen ways to get horses. all cheap.	These we'll pay for.
we must try to get horses.	Yes. It will double our range.  I know at least a dozen ways to get horses. All cheap.
you've eaten nothing.	We must try to get horses.
well, i'm not impressed.	I knew you would not be. That's why I chose you.
forgive me. it's childish to cry.	Those are not child's tear. A child cries for himself, a man cries for those he loves.
not sleepy, either?	No.
i'm not hungry.	Not sleepy, either?
they burn many villages. even walled cities fall to them.	Why do they burn the villages? There's nothing to gain.
i'm all right.	They burn many villages. Even walled cities fall to them.
when did you last sleep, boy?	I'm all right.
that i promise you.	I compel no man to follow me on this journey.
it should be an interesting journey, then.	That I promise you.
to the place where death lives.	It should be an interesting journey, then.
and where do you lead, boy?	To the place where Death lives.
so your sons will speak of you to your grandsons, and your grandsons to their grandsons.	And where do you lead, boy?
and in the few seconds before i dice you to crow-food, tell me why i am going to follow you.	So your sons will speak of you to your grandsons, and your grandsons to their grandsons.
you will follow me.	And in the few seconds before I dice you to crow-food, tell me why I am going to follow you.
they stand at the edge of the grave and make jokes.  do you know who i am, sprout? i am torquil, lord of the forest. my men follow no man but me, and i follow no man at all.	You will follow me.
hah! you don't know me, boy.	I know you.
because you would not rob if you had no children to provide for.	Hah! You don't know me, boy.
how did you know i had sons?	Because you would not rob if you had no children to provide for.
fame is what you leave to your sons.	How did you know I had sons?
fame?  thank you, no. fame is the burial ground of contentment. eat it and go hungry; count it and go broke; seek it and grow mad. fame is what fools yearn for and wise men shun.	Fame is what you leave to your sons.
fame.	Fame?  Thank you, no. Fame is the burial ground of contentment. Eat it and go hungry; count it and go broke; seek it and grow mad. Fame is what fools yearn for and wise men shun.
smart as well as quick. now what do you have to give us?	Fame.
i don't think you'll grow careless.	Smart as well as quick. Now what do you have to give us?
my heart stays here.	And mine goes with you.
quell?	I cannot go with you, my friend.
a small house.	And what do you think a small person lives in, you one-eyed fool? Leaving me here to mope while you and the boy were arranging my assassination.
a venison pie as big as a house.	A small house.
can't i come, too?	No.
we'll meet you at the inn.	Can't I come, too?
where are you going?	We'll meet you at the inn.
the swamp of betrayal. be glad we don't have to cross it.	I'm glad.  I'm very glad.
what is that awful looking place?	The Swamp of Betrayal. Be glad we don't have to cross it.
tonight and every night, my friend, for this is the second time you've saved my life.  i am ergo the magnificent, short in stature, tall in power, etcetera, etcetera.	I am Quell.
me.  may i eat with you tonight?	Tonight and every night, my friend, for this is the second time you've saved my life.  I am Ergo the Magnificent, short in stature, tall in power, etcetera, etcetera.
you!	Me.  May I eat with you tonight?
a <u>boar</u>? those incompetent louts couldn't catch a piglet, much less a boar.	You!
would you settle for a boar?	A <u>boar</u>? Those incompetent louts couldn't catch a piglet, much less a boar.
nothing worse than lower-class boors with upper-class morals.	Would you settle for a boar?
would you desert your friends?	No, no. I'm with you, boy.
oh, she was so beautiful - and i was so <u>ugly</u>.	Would you desert your friends?
we meant only to please you.	And do you think I'm not going to eat myself to death this very night? Huh?
not working? this nose? this nose works day and night. this nose has never loafed an hour in its life. this nose ...  what?  impossible. this nose asleep while venison fills the air?  where is it, boy? tell me where it is and i forgive you everything.	It's right behind you.
i don't think it's working.	Not working? This nose? This nose works day and night. This nose has never loafed an hour in its life. This nose ...  What?  Impossible. This nose asleep while venison fills the air?  Where is it, boy? Tell me where it is and I forgive you everything.
what? now you poke me in the nose as well?	I don't think it's working.
first, you desert me, and now you mock me. go back to your one-eyed friend.	What? Now you poke me in the nose as well?
sir ergo? ... my honorable lord ergo? ...	First, you desert me, and now you mock me. Go back to your one-eyed friend.
i only want one.	A foolish wish. And you, Quell?
one puppy? why not wish for a hundred?	I only want one.
i'd wish for a puppy.	One puppy? Why not wish for a hundred?
if i could wish ...  ... for anything, i'd wish for a venison pie the size of a ...  ... mountain. no, that's too greedy. i'd settle for one the size of a house.	I'd wish for a puppy.
i'm hungry.	Smart lad.  Bring me my spices!
i am ergo the magnificent ...  ... short in stature ...  ... tall in power ...  ... narrow of purpose ...  ... wide of vision.	I ...  ... am Titch.
you can have half.	I am Ergo the Magnificent ...  ... short in stature ...  ... tall in power ...  ... narrow of purpose ...  ... wide of vision.
you do?	You can have half.
i have a cinnamon bar.	You do?
what kind of a boy are you? boys always have candy.	I have a cinnamon bar.
no.	What kind of a boy are you? Boys always have candy.
sugarballs?	No.
no.	Sugarballs?
bread is for peasants, and wine makes me sneeze. got any gumdrops?	No.
look at its insides.	No! Not yet! Let me hug it and kiss it a little.  Let me run my fingers over its lovely skin.  Let me climb to the top and sing to it.
look at its beauty. look at its grace.	Look at its insides.
i can't hold the weight of both of you!	Hush!
the greatest boon of your otherwise worthless life, blockhead, is the privilege of dining on boar roasted by the hand of ergo the magnificent.	Your boast is a bigger mouthful than your roast, Magnificence.
passable, pimple, very passable.	The greatest boon of your otherwise worthless life, blockhead, is the privilege of dining on boar roasted by the hand of Ergo the Magnificent.
oh, my poor stew!	Oh, my poor stomach.
i am being exploited! where are you going?	I must take the old man to see some sick children. Kegan will guard you.
surely a sorcerer of the sauce pan can make rabbit taste like venison.	I am being exploited! Where are you going?
food for crows.	Surely a sorcerer of the sauce pan can make rabbit taste like venison.
we have plenty of hares.	Food for crows.
and do you think i live on air?	We have plenty of hares.
many villagers are hiding in the forest. they need food.	And do you think I live on air?
what are you doing with my dear? stop! thieves!	Many villagers are hiding in the forest. They need food.
you had better manners as a pig.	I am Ergo the Magnificent, and I do not travel with thieves and robbers.
put me down, you lout!	You had better manners as a pig.
but also very young. six to one is no odds, boy.	Get me down from here you louts or I'll turn you all into pigs!
they'll trample him to death!	No. He will master the leader.
he is the king.	Well, at least I'm glad to see you have a sense of humor. That's the first smile I've seen on that gloomy face of your's ...  ... isn't it? It isn't. Oh no. Oh dear. Oh now I've gone and done it.
and who is <u>he</u> that they should join <u>him</u>?	He is the King.
he didn't join them. they joined him.	And who is <u>he</u> that they should join <u>him</u>?
he was aiming a huge spear right at me!	If that were so, you'd be dead now. He was aiming at the Dark One, for there is ancient hatred between them. Once his race had two eyes, like other men, until his forefathers bargained with the Dark Ones: they gave up one of their eyes in return for the power to see the future. But they were cheated, for the only future they were permitted to see was the time of their own death.
the one with red eyes was a dark one, the other was a cyclops, and it was not you he meant to kill.	He was aiming a huge spear right at me!
one with red eyes, the other with one eye, both trying to kill me.	The one with red eyes was a Dark One, the other was a Cyclops, and it was not you he meant to kill.
the forest is not safe these days. you'd best travel with us.	<u>Me</u>? Travel with <u>you</u>? I am Ergo the Magnificent ...  ... short in stature ...  ... tall in power ...  ... narrow of purpose ...  ... wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!
my spells always go wrong when i am observed. be gone!	The forest is not safe these days. You'd best travel with us.
he will come for me.	He will not come. You will be my queen.
he will not!	Then he will die!
these walls do not lie! he will betray you.	He will not!
it's a lie!	These walls do not lie! He will betray you.
then look!	It's a lie!
i do not want your worlds or your slaves.	Then look!
i do not want your power. it is hideous.	You know nothing of power, you foolish girl. You think power is a mighty sword, or a strong castle, or the paltry magic of an Emerald Seer. Power is none of these.
a fine match.	They will have the life that you and I might have had.
a match for your son, i think.	A fine match.
a girl of some spirit, your daughter.	A match for your son, I think.
you knew! you are a rude bumpkin!	That I am, my lady.
i knew.	You knew! You are a rude bumpkin!
i will tell you something you did not know, turold. had it been my choice, all those years ago, i would have chosen you for my king. but my parents chose otherwise.	I knew.
yes.	I will tell you something you did not know, Turold. Had it been my choice, all those years ago, I would have chosen you for my king. But my parents chose otherwise.
it is important to assure the succession.	Yes.
for some, the lure of power is stronger than the ties of blood. no matter. i had hoped to have the wedding next spring, lord turold, with all the nobles of the kingdom in attendance. but fate and this war have ordained otherwise.	It is important to assure the succession.
lord rowan is one of lyssa's godfathers. he will defend her in the ceremony. i wish that lord modred were here. he is a godfather of her own blood.	Modred has treated with the Dark Ones.
it is the way of all invaders. those they would conquer they divide, buying allies with promises of land and power.	We will hold. Their power is not unlimited.
the attacks are unceasing: by night, the dark ones; by day, those of our people who have sold themselves to them, those traitors who are called the slayers.	It is the way of all invaders. Those they would conquer they divide, buying allies with promises of land and power.
it is only a few weeks and already half our strong places have fallen.	The attacks are unceasing: by night, the Dark Ones; by day, those of our people who have sold themselves to them, those traitors who are called the Slayers.
it has been taken, freylag and all his people slaughtered.	It is only a few weeks and already half our strong places have fallen.
freylag's stronghold?	It has been taken, Freylag and all his people slaughtered.
barak is still strong in the north, and tendo holds the high passes. but the great desert forts have fallen.	Freylag's stronghold?
what news from our friends?	Barak is still strong in the north, and Tendo holds the high passes. But the great desert forts have fallen.
modred! impossible!	He leads a group of Slayers, under the leopard banner.
sixty at the needle, another thirty in the forest. only ten of us made it back.	We will have to try again. His knowledge is great. Without it, we cannot hope to win.
how many did you lose?	Sixty at the needle, another thirty in the forest. Only ten of us made it back.
i tried to reach ynyr, the old one. i led a hundred men to his place in granite needle, but it was surrounded. the dark ones guard it by night and by day they call out the slayers. ynyr cannot get out and no one can get in.	How many did you lose?
you were lucky. i lost thirty there.	I tried to reach Ynyr, the old one. I led a hundred men to his place in Granite Needle, but it was surrounded. The Dark Ones guard it by night and by day they call out the Slayers. Ynyr cannot get out and no one can get in.
yes. we lost five.	You were lucky. I lost thirty there.
you were attacked in the forest?	Yes. We lost five.
the dark ones will appose you with all their power.	They will fail for, during the day, the power of the Circle is greater than theirs. Only at night can they pierce the Circle.
can you see?	Yes. It is the Western Ocean.
i will seek the fortress for you.	Can you see?
it is the time.	I will seek the Fortress for you.
yes. you have left your place in the needle. it is the time, then.	It is the time.
you know the voice.	Yes. You have left your place in the Needle. It is the time, then.
with an old voice?	You know the voice.
the new king.	With an old voice?
such a vision will be opposed. who seeks it?	The new King.
we seek the fortress of krull.	Such a vision will be opposed. Who seeks it?
go now.  quell was wise. he knew that a man cannot ask more of his death than it help his friends.	That is true.
kegan!	It is too late. He has drunk.
look.	Yes, they are weakening. It takes great power to maintain the Fortress, and they have expended much.
it is not necessary. they will not follow.	Look.
i'll stay behind and keep them busy.	It is not necessary. They will not follow.
we must reach the valley of reeds before the next dawn.	It's a hundred leagues from here.
each to his fate, lad.	Each to his fate. Wait for me at the inn. If I am not back by dawn, you will know my fate, and you must go on without me.
few have survived it.	Fewer will survive them.
her name is death.	She had another name once.
perhaps she will not kill me, for i know her name.	Her name is Death.
she has the power to kill.	Perhaps she will not kill me, for I know her name.
she has the power of vision.	She has the power to kill.
that creature helps no one. and none who go there return.	She has the power of vision.
yes.	That creature helps no one. And none who go there return.
the widow of the web?	Yes.
i must go to the widow. perhaps she will help.	The Widow of the Web?
the leader of the dark ones?	Yes.  Like you, a King. A King of many worlds. All enslaved.
many have perished in that maze.	No maze to me, my fried. It is where we take refuge when they hunt us.
we can save half a day by crossing the stone lake.	Many have perished in that maze.
we'll seek an emerald seer. they have great powers of vision.	There's an Emerald Circle a few leagues from here.  We'll find her.
knowledge i wouldn't want.	No. They are sad, solitary creatures, rarely seen.
you will come with me.	There is sand enough for only one life. Go now, save the other.
you cannot stop time. go now, before it runs out.	You will come with me.
i cannot stop the sand.	You cannot stop time. Go now, before it runs out.
it will not help.	Then the other Lyssa will share your fate. She will grow old in the Fortress as you have grown old here.
tomorrow, the fortress of krull will rise with the sun in the valley of reeds. but the knowledge is of no use to you. no man has ever escaped the web. and soon the creature will come for you, even here.	It will not help.
a young man seeks her. a young man about the age i was when i met you.	Tomorrow, the Fortress of Krull will rise with the sun in the Valley of Reeds. But the knowledge is of no use to you. No man has ever escaped the Web. And soon the creature will come for you, even here.
no.	A young man seeks her. A young man about the age I was when I met you.
could i lie to you and still see your beauty?	No.
you lie!	Could I lie to you and still see your beauty?
there is a girl there. her name is lyssa.	You lie!
why must you know?	There is a girl there. Her name is Lyssa.
the fortress of krull. when will it come near here?	Why must you know?
of what?	The Fortress of Krull. When will it come near here?
knowledge.	Of what?
power you have given me. what can my power give you?	Knowledge.
memory is no trick, it is a power. the power to see.	Power you have given me. What can my power give you?
yes.	Memory is no trick, it is a power. The power to see.
you see?	Yes.
those are reflections.  <u>this</u> is my face!	You see?
it is no trickery.	Those are reflections.  <u>This</u> is my face!
do not try your trickery on me!	It is no trickery.
i killed him when he was born.  this place is my punishment.	Do not try your trickery on me!
where is he? my son.	I killed him when he was born.  This place is my punishment.
you had left me! i kept silent out of rage.	Where is he? My son.
you said nothing. you told me nothing.	You had left me! I kept silent out of rage.
you had a son.	You said nothing. You told me nothing.
we had no children.	You had a son.
she bore you many children?	We had no children.
no, she was not as beautiful.	She bore you many children?
she was not as beautiful.	No, she was not as beautiful.
could not. could not betray the girl to whom i was betrothed.	She was not as beautiful.
but you would not stay with me.	Could not. Could not betray the girl to whom I was betrothed.
the most beautiful woman in the world.	But you would not stay with me.
i was beautiful then.	The most beautiful woman in the world.
it is fifty years since i spoke it to you.	I was beautiful then.
it is fifty years since i heard that name.	It is fifty years since I spoke it to you.
ynyr!	It is fifty years since I heard that name.
who speaks that name!	Ynyr!
yeah... how do you know it?	...I heard he said... That's all... Thanks.
...office 2702.	Yeah... How do you know it?
ok. mister stansfield, norman stansfield.	...Office 2702.
give me his name, i will mail him.	OK. Mister Stansfield, Norman STANSFIELD.
huh? i see, but this is the fbi, little girl, and i can't let you in.  but if you leave me his money, i'll give him it myself.	Give me his name, I will mail him.
he forgot his money...  my mother's got a pub, behind the corner, and he forgot his money, about 100$.	Huh? I see, but this is the FBI, little girl, and I can't let you in.  But if you leave me his money, I'll give him it myself.
why do you want to know?	He forgot his money...  My mother's got a pub, behind the corner, and he forgot his money, about 100$.
what's that man's name?	Why do you want to know?
...good...  but what's special in him?	...I don't know... It's true he touches me. I love him.
no... not yet.  he's very shy... and very sensitive.	...Good...  But what's special in him?
well... did you sleep with him or not?	No... Not yet.  He's very shy... and very sensitive.
...what?	Well... Did you sleep with him or not?
i can't believe it! "yes i think"... how she kids me! i can't believe it!  and did he pass your threshold or not?	...What?
come on, shit, tell me! is he beautiful?	I can't believe it! "Yes I think"... How she kids me! I can't believe it!  And did he pass your threshold or not?
no.	Come on, shit, tell me! Is he beautiful?
yeah! i was sure! come on, tell me! i know him?	No.
no... i can't... i got tired. i want to live my way.	YEAH! I was sure! Come on, tell me! I know him?
good, what are you going to do? do you come back?	No... I can't... I got tired. I want to live my way.
asshole. but she won't miss anything, that. you'll see.	Good, what are you going to do? Do you come back?
she told them you wanted her things and that she wasn't surprised police looked for you! can you believe it?!	Asshole. But she won't miss anything, that. You'll see.
no?	She told them you wanted her things and that she wasn't surprised police looked for you! Can you believe it?!
yeah, pal! and i didn't say anything, i said i don't know you.  but do you know what did she say, that stupid raphaella?	No?
well, i don't need them...	Take them, you never know... If you want to have some fun. Take, it's a gift.
take...	Well, I don't need them...
why can't i have a bank account?	I'll explain you, Leon: they'll ask you to fill in a lot of forms and you can't write and they'll ask you your job, your employer's name and you can't tell them: My job, I'm a hitman and my employer is Tony, his record is longer than his resturant's menu.  That's why you can't have a bank account!
yeah... well... i don't know.. i don't know any.	Listen, think about what you want to do, but don't worry, your money is there and it's safer than in a bank... Banks are robbed every five minutes!
pay attention to women, leon.  they are dangerous, you know?	Yeah... Well... I don't know.. I don't know any.
no, no.	Pay attention to women, Leon.  They are dangerous, you know?
do you need money?	No... Just to know... Because it's a long time I work... And I never did anything with my money... I should do something.
tell me... the money i earn and you keep for me...	Do you need money?
that's what i later told myself!  no, tony, forget leon! it can't be him, he likes too much his job to make such a slaughter!	Tell me... The money I earn and you keep for me...
dirty work, and i kill no women and no kids.	That's what I later told myself!  No, Tony, forget Leon! It can't be him, he likes too much his job to make such a slaughter!
at a certain moment i thought: maybe leon would like working on his own? so he makes some little extras?	Dirty work, and I kill no women and no kids.
yes.	At a certain moment I thought: maybe Leon would like working on his own? So he makes some little extras?
it's better...  you see, it's my turf, so i don't want contracts i'm not informed about, on my turf.  i'm not opposing, but the least they can do is informing me, isn't it?	Yes.
...not at all.	It's better...  You see, it's my turf, so I don't want contracts I'm not informed about, on my turf.  I'm not opposing, but the least they can do is informing me, isn't it?
huh!? because of the slaughter at your same floor?	...Not at all.
yeah.	Huh!? Because of the slaughter at your same floor?
...you moved too, didn't you?	Yeah.
you say it just to calm me!	Not at all, Mathilda! I tell you because it's true! You'll buy the globe you told me about and you will choose, OK? We'll go where you want! I swear, you'll see, Mathilda!!
mathilda, listen!	No, no! I don't want to go!  I don't want!
no! i don't want to leave you!!	Mathilda, listen!
how shall we get out now, leon?	Let me work. We'll get out, I tell you!
i don't know... five minutes.	Good! Snipers can't be in position.
it will take them five minutes!  how long ago did they arrive?	I don't know... Five minutes.
why did you unleash the pipe, i don't know?	It will take them five minutes!  How long ago did they arrive?
yeah, what?	I don't know... Getting far away, the two of us, for example...  And forgetting all this...
maybe it's the time to do something, isn't it?	Yeah, what?
nothing, for the moment.	Maybe it's the time to do something, isn't it?
what do you do, with the money you earn?	Nothing, for the moment.
...yes.	What do you do, with the money you earn?
may i ask you a personal question?	...Yes.
three times, then two times.	May I ask you a personal question?
yes.	Three times, then two times.
you... you knock the code, when you come back, ok?	Yes.
...that's awful.  i hope you killed, that asshole?	...Yes. The day he got out of jail. I allowed him to make ten steps... No more. And bang. Two hundred meters. By telescope. That night, I left my country and came here, to join my father, who worked for Tony.  ...I was 17. Then, I never left the city...  And never had another girlfriend...
...i had a girlfriend... a long time ago.  before coming here, in my country. i was 14-year-old... we flirted like kids...  her father didn't want her to meet me.  my family was not very respectable.	Then? You didn't give a shit about her father, didn't you?  You met anyway?
why? did you have too many and you fear it may shock me?  i won't get shocked. i'm used to this!  my father was a true pig. he fucked the bitch i'd as mother all around the apartment. whenever a door was closed, you could be sure they were making sex behind it!  and my sister, if you didn't sleep with her, you're building's exception!	Stop, Mathilda! Don't talk like that!
...mathilda, i don't feel like talking about this.	Why? Did you have too many and you fear it may shock me?  I won't get shocked. I'm used to this!  My father was a true pig. He fucked the bitch I'd as mother all around the apartment. Whenever a door was closed, you could be sure they were making sex behind it!  And my sister, if you didn't sleep with her, you're building's exception!
well... 1... 2... 10... 100... 1000? how many, approximately?	...Mathilda, I don't feel like talking about this.
...i don't know.	Well... 1... 2... 10... 100... 1000? How many, approximately?
how many girlfriends did you have?	...I don't know.
...no...	...Don't you like me?
i prefer waiting for a while...  i feel it would go the wrong way.	...No...
...don't you drink?	I prefer waiting for a while...  I feel it would go the wrong way.
well... i don't know, suddenly, the make up... all this... how are you?  are you ok?	Of course! I'm fine!  I put on your beautiful dress, I slightly made up...  I tried to get beautiful!  Don't you like it?
poor darling, and then?	Well... I proposed them to play roulette...  Like we played...  ...And I lost.
i love you so much, leon.	I love you too, and I don't want to lose you.
i'm here, i'll never leave you again, mathilda, never. i swear.	I love you so much, Leon.
yeah, i know! but for the moment you're not yet a woman. so, be patient... i need time... and you too. you have to grow up.	I don't grow up any more. I just get older.
you've just to love me and i'll be the happiest woman around.	Yeah, I know! But for the moment you're not yet a woman. So, be patient... I need time... And you too. You have to grow up.
no, excuse me... it's the yogurt that made me laugh.	You've just to love me and I'll be the happiest woman around.
mathilda... there's equally a lot of other things!	Huh, really? What? Come on, I'm waiting!
there are just two things i'm interested in: love and death.  for the moment, i have none of the two!	Mathilda... There's equally a lot of other things!
...you're young, mathilda... you still have a chance to get out.  you can't give up this chance. you have to protect it. there's a lot of things to do in life, a lot of other jobs...	There are just two things I'm interested in: love and death.  For the moment, I have none of the two!
risky business, isn't it?	...You're young, Mathilda... You still have a chance to get out.  You can't give up this chance. You have to protect it. There's a lot of things to do in life, a lot of other jobs...
yeah... i'm just good for left-overs!	Risky business, isn't it?
it's too big.	Yeah... I'm just good for left-overs!
is there a normal 13 or 14 year old boy?	Yeah... There's a lot on TV.
a little...	Is there a normal 13 or 14 year old boy?
you're darkening the picture, aren't you?	A little...
friends? you're crazy!  in my building, before, they just cared drugs all day and you couldn't get one, or they just cared video games and you couldn't get one, no more.	You're darkening the picture, aren't you?
...i prefer apartments...  furthermore, there are always kids in a building. what about getting some friends?	Friends? You're crazy!  In my building, before, they just cared drugs all day and you couldn't get one, or they just cared video games and you couldn't get one, no more.
yeah!... anyway, i don't like hotels. too much people, everyone's got the key... i don't like it.	...I prefer apartments...  Furthermore, there are always kids in a building. What about getting some friends?
that wasn't bullshit, i said we love each other.	Yeah!... Anyway, I don't like hotels. Too much people, everyone's got the key... I don't like it.
mathilda, hadn't you told that bullshit to the receptionist, we'd still be in the hotel, i make you notice.	That wasn't bullshit, I said we love each other.
...i'd like knowing what he's listening to...	...Later.
there are better things.  you see the importance of the "moment".  ten minutes early or late, he'd have seen death. he'd have suffered it.  this way, he already departed. without knowing.	...I'd like knowing what he's listening to...
it's cool departing this way... warm... music...	There are better things.  You see the importance of the "moment".  Ten minutes early or late, he'd have seen death. He'd have suffered it.  This way, he already departed. Without knowing.
piddle. she smiles and looks for the bathroom. she finds it and is going to go in when she sees the head of a man in the bath, walkman on. she withholds a shout and gets against the wall, without moving. she doesn't dare passing before the open door again to join leon. in the living room, leon still thinks.	...Why didn't he close the window?
where are you going?	Piddle. She smiles and looks for the bathroom. She finds it and is going to go in when she sees the head of a man in the bath, walkman on. She withholds a shout and gets against the wall, without moving. She doesn't dare passing before the open door again to join Leon. In the living room, Leon still thinks.
i think.	Where are you going?
what shall we do?	I think.
...shit!!  we'd found him. we waited for him to get upstairs and he got out of the window.	What shall we do?
ok, ok! excuse me! how old were you when you had your first contract?	...17.
mathilda?!	OK, OK! Excuse me! How old were you when you had your first contract?
...ok.  i love you anyway.	Mathilda?!
mathilda, don't resume, please. ....change subject, ok?	...OK.  I love you anyway.
when i say i love you.	Mathilda, don't resume, please. ....Change subject, OK?
what?	When I say I love you.
...you don't believe me, don't you?	What?
stop. everyone is looking.	Of course, so kiss me quickly, or they'll notice us.
...i'm going to kiss you.	Mathilda, stop, please!
it's true... but a first contract, it's an exception.	And... May I kiss you, like in the movies, may this be an exception?
if you knew, leon...!  i killed one thousand in my head...  and this never disturbed my sleep.	OK... And if it's you who gets killed?  ...Then?  Talking about other people's death is easy, but what about yours? She's here! She moves around you, and can get you in a thousandth of second. Because it was your day, your hour, your second...
well... then may you rent me your gear for the day?	I never rent my gear.
too heavy.	Well... Then may you rent me your gear for the day?
why?	Too heavy.
not taken.	Why?
...you can leave whenever you want. i don't refrain you.	...This is what I don't like, you see: you don't refrain me, but at the same time I can't get out!
you see, five minutes ago you said you loved me and now you hate me... but i prefer this!	I hate you because you depart without kissing me. That's all.
for musicals?  that's part of the job!	No, you can't go out.
no.	For musicals?  That's part of the job!
may i go to the cinema?	No.
why don't you take me with you?... i'm ready, now.  you said i learn very quickly.	Quick doesn't mean "ready". And you can't discuss, we said. Right?
mathilda? may i come in?	Yes.
how do you know it's love, if you've never been in love before?... it may be friendship... or the love you can have with a brother or a father... how can you know?	...Because I feel it.
it's strange, being in love... it's the first time for me...	How do you know it's love, if you've never been in love before?... It may be friendship... or the love you can have with a brother or a father... How can you know?
i was nervous, that's all! where is the guy?	I killed him... and cut him and ate all of him... I left nothing for you!
you were scared, weren't you?	I was nervous, that's all! Where is the guy?
come on, get down!	You were scared, weren't you?
five minutes. keep in front of the window.	OK.
what?	There, the guy... How did you do that, without even touching him? Without noise. It's like you put him away... How did you do it?
it's incredible! how did you do it?	What?
yes, yes...	It's incredible! How did you do it?
what's up? i don't feel you're concentrated.	Yes, yes...
the yellow and pink.	OK.
now, try a running guy.	The yellow and pink.
ok.	Now, try a running guy.
it's not serious, it's just training. you have to learn from the beginning to hit the target, then, to improve precision, you'll train, but on cardboards.	OK.
yeah, but i didn't get him, i got his case and now he's behind the tree. what can i do?	It's not serious, it's just training. You have to learn from the beginning to hit the target, then, to improve precision, you'll train, but on cardboards.
good! first shot!	Yeah, but I didn't get him, I got his case and now he's behind the tree. What can I do?
the fat man down there, on the bench.	Perfect.
who'll i aim at?	Whoever.
yeah...  come on, have a little training.	Who'll I aim at?
wow! it's brilliant!	Yeah...  Come on, have a little training.
oh really?  but can you miss the car?	Wow! It's brilliant!
rocket launcher.	Oh really?  But can you miss the car?
what if you can't approach the car or he changes car?	Rocket launcher.
well, if the guy is far, in a car, and i know weather is going to be bad, rain for example, i think i would plastic the car, with a remote here. i shoot from the distance and if i miss i plastic.	What if you can't approach the car or he changes car?
what, for example?	Well, if the guy is far, in a car, and I know weather is going to be bad, rain for example, I think I would plastic the car, with a remote here. I shoot from the distance and if I miss I plastic.
look. when you can see his fingers, it's 50 meters.  when you just see his hands, it's about 80 meters. when you distinguish arms from body, it's 120-130. when you see nothing more than a shape, you don't shoot.  not very sure. you have one chance out of five to miss.  a contract means getting all chances on your side. 5 out of 5.  you can't miss a client. never... if the task is delicate or the risk is too big, you double. that is, you insure yourself by another means.	What, for example?
how can you say it?	Look. When you can see his fingers, it's 50 meters.  When you just see his hands, it's about 80 meters. When you distinguish arms from body, it's 120-130. When you see nothing more than a shape, you don't shoot.  Not very sure. You have one chance out of five to miss.  A contract means getting all chances on your side. 5 out of 5.  You can't miss a client. Never... If the task is delicate or the risk is too big, you double. That is, you insure yourself by another means.
130... 140...	How can you say it?
huh... 500 meters?	130... 140...
here, this is the light scoop for night shooting. there, you fix client's distance... how much to the bench down there in the park?	Huh... 500 meters?
good.	Here, this is the light scoop for night shooting. There, you fix client's distance... How much to the bench down there in the park?
ok, i'm fine.	Good.
don't fear.	I have no fear.
excuse me, mister... i'm looking for mister rubens' apartment, but it's dark out here and i got lost...	...One second.
...yes?	Excuse me, Mister... I'm looking for Mister Rubens' apartment, but it's dark out here and I got lost...
huh? move back, baby, i can't see anything.	It's not me, it's dark here... and I can't find the switch.
...i got lost, mister.	Huh? Move back, baby, I can't see anything.
huh! you made an error, baby.  i don't know any danielle.	...I got lost, Mister.
good morning, mister... it's danielle!	Huh! You made an error, baby.  I don't know any Danielle.
yes?	Good morning, Mister... It's Danielle!
huh?	...No... he's my lover...
yeah, but he's not exactly my father...	Huh?
huh, that's good!	Yeah, but he's not exactly my father...
...composer.	Huh, that's good!
yeah, true.  but what does your father exactly do for living?	...Composer.
i'm used to it.  not everyone likes music.	Yeah, true.  But what does your father exactly do for living?
huh? that's smart!	I'm used to it.  Not everyone likes music.
yeah. i put a rag on the strings, to lessen noise.	Huh? That's smart!
i see. you're good, because i didn't hear anything.	Yeah. I put a rag on the strings, to lessen noise.
i'm sick with practicing, that's it...	I see. You're good, because I didn't hear anything.
fine...	I'm sick with practicing, that's it...
how are you, miss?	Fine...
can i sit on the stairways now?	Huh... Yeah, yeah... Of course.
...ok... good.	Can I sit on the stairways now?
...and how much is it?	Ten dollars... A month.
because you have to pay.  it's like a parking meter: if you stay, you pay. it's the rule...	...And how much is it?
huh? why?	Because you have to pay.  It's like a parking meter: if you stay, you pay. It's the rule...
you can't sit here like that.	Huh? Why?
salute.	Salute.
...yeah.	Salute.
you're right, son. you must care the links with your family, always.  it's the only important thing in the world.	...Yeah.
i think i will get back in messina this summer... it's too long i haven't been there.	You're right, son. You must care the links with your family, always.  It's the only important thing in the world.
no...	It's a specialty down there.  It's a fishing boat with, in front, a long pole near the surface. Then, near the cabin, a very tall mast with a little cabin for the lookout.
did you fish in messina? the "pesce spada"?	No...
yes... twice.	Did you fish in Messina? The "pesce spada"?
have you ever been in messina, son?	Yes... Twice.
huh? are you alfredo's son, then?	No... Dino's.
yeah... and still in messina.  he's my uncle.	Huh? Are you Alfredo's son, then?
is he still alive?	Yeah... And still in Messina.  He's my uncle.
giancarlo... rinaldi.	Is he still alive?
...who sent you?	Giancarlo... Rinaldi.
i know... but i'm a little pressed.	...Who sent you?
it's a little out of the world coming to visit me this way, on mid afternoon.  it really isn't the usual procedure...	I know... But I'm a little pressed.
yeah, but i don't give a shit about.  i trade at left, at right and that's dangerous in there...	It's a little out of the world coming to visit me this way, on mid afternoon.  It really isn't the usual procedure...
but... he works for your same employer?	Yeah, but I don't give a shit about.  I trade at left, at right and that's dangerous in there...
messina.	Emilio? Due grappe!  ...Why the hell did you come here?
rinaldi... rinaldi...  what region do you come from?	Messina.
may we have this wolf's name and address?	These guys have no place.  They change virtually everyday. And his name...  It's a surname.
listen, son, you know as well as me this kind of hitmen: they come from nowhere, get the contract and disappear. they're lonely, worse than wolves.	May we have this wolf's name and address?
do you recognize him?	...Even his mother wouldn't.
then...	Do you recognize him?
i respect your business, mister tony. every time we asked your help, we were very happy with the result.  it's right this that makes me nervous, now.  i hope you'll excuse my temporary bad mood?	Then...
you'd better talk good, son, because, for the moment, i've got a quite bad opinion about you.  norman smiles.	I respect your business, Mister Tony. Every time we asked your help, we were very happy with the result.  It's right this that makes me nervous, now.  I hope you'll excuse my temporary bad mood?
here comes the resume.	I received my B.S. from the University of Pennsylvania, my P.H.D. from Bryn Mawr College.  I worked three years at the Boston University School of Medicine, during which time I had articles printed in the "Journal of Educational Psychology", "American Journal of Psychology", "Psychology Review" and "Science"... So I think it's safe to say my opinion is valid.
why am i such an authority?	Here comes the resume.
this smells good.	Why am I such an authority?
what is it?	Adelle... Maurice is in the paper.
where?	For a walk.  I don't know.
he probably just went somewhere.	Where?
i have to finish first.	I won't let you die.
listen to me very carefully, because i don't want you to misunderstand me... the walk is over uncle maurice.  done. finished.  you've made it to california, it was a miracle, now let's try to save your life.	I'm completing the walk.  I'm almost there.
i finish the walk, and then we may take all the chances we want.	Listen to me very carefully, because I don't want you to misunderstand me... The walk is over Uncle Maurice.  Done. Finished.  You've made it to California, it was a miracle, now let's try to save your life.
what?	I finish the walk, and then we may take all the chances we want.
then it'll have to wait until i finish.	What?
i don't think you realize how serious this is uncle.	How serious is it?
you should definitely have children.  they're really special.	I don't think you realize how serious this is Uncle.
maybe later.	You should definitely have children.  They're really special.
are you two planning kids?	Maybe later.
nothing's going to happen.	Uncle, the way I was told, if that police car didn't happen down that road, you would be dead right now. That guy Denny, had jumped bail in another state, he's dangerous... They'll be other Dennys, if you don't plan.
if you can't redo these six hundred miles when you're rested and ready, how are you possible going to walk another two thousand-five hundred miles in your present condition?	Nothing's going to happen.
i've all ready gone six hundred miles... i can't do it again.	If you can't redo these six hundred miles when you're rested and ready, how are you possible going to walk another two thousand-five hundred miles in your present condition?
why did you take the back roads here?  they're not safe.  you'd know that if you'd planned.	I've all ready gone six hundred miles... I can't do it again.
no it's not.	Why did you take the back roads here?  They're not safe.  You'd know that if you'd planned.
if you really want to do this... plan it out.  rest up.  train for it.  build up your body.  plan every stop along the way.  how much money?  time?  really do it properly.  this is all so -- by the seat of your pants.	No it's not.
i'll make it.	If you really want to do this... plan it out.  Rest up.  Train for it.  Build up your body.  Plan every stop along the way.  How much money?  Time?  Really do it properly.  This is all so -- by the seat of your pants.
what if you don't make it?	I'll make it.
you'd be visiting me at nasa.	What if you don't make it?
she was being symbolic.  what if she asked you to fly to the moon?	You'd be visiting me at Nasa.
it's what she asked for... it's what i'm going to do.	She was being symbolic.  What if she asked you to fly to the moon?
it's impossible.	It's what she asked for... It's what I'm going to do.
i have to walk -- by myself -- all the way -- every inch.	It's impossible.
uncle maurice -- i spent all our frequent flyer miles on a one way ticket here... i have a rented car outside, just listen to me.  come back with me now, and if you still want to do something like this in a year -- maybe we'll plan a car trip across the country -- gerald and i will come along --	I have to walk -- by myself -- all the way -- every inch.
maybe one day -- after you've been married twenty years you'll understand.	Uncle Maurice -- I spent all our frequent flyer miles on a one way ticket here... I have a rented car outside, just listen to me.  Come back with me now, and if you still want to do something like this in a year -- maybe we'll plan a car trip across the country -- Gerald and I will come along --
i don't accept that.	Maybe one day -- after you've been married twenty years you'll understand.
i have new dreams now.	I don't accept that.
and your store?  what about your new store?  what about all your dreams?	I have new dreams now.
uncle maurice, you're wearing sneakers?	High-top Nike Cross-Trainers with heel support and air-cushioned soles.  They're nasty.
thank you.	Don't wait by the phone.  If he's really been walking this whole time, he's out of our jurisdiction...
look, i'll see if anyone has spotted him recently.  if i get any information, i'll call you.	Thank you.
a couple days to a few months if untreated.	Look, I'll see if anyone has spotted him recently.  If I get any information, I'll call you.
how long does this... mania last?	A couple days to a few months if untreated.
i think my uncle is suffering from a condition called mania which is linked with depression.  it is a time when an individual will act over-confident, and will act out impractical, grandiose plans. sometimes these plans can be dangerous.	How long does this... Mania last?
we're very sorry about that.  some of our men were on the scene of the accident.	I think my uncle is suffering from a condition called Mania which is linked with depression.  It is a time when an individual will act over-confident, and will act out impractical, grandiose plans. Sometimes these plans can be dangerous.
sergeant, i'm a psychologist and i know the difference between normal whims people have and actions that clearly display psychological problems... my uncle lost his wife and it devastated him.	We're very sorry about that.  Some of our men were on the scene of the accident.
a.p.b.... he isn't breaking any law.  he's a grown man... he can crawl on his hands and knees to china if that's what he wants to do.	Sergeant, I'm a psychologist and I know the difference between normal whims people have and actions that clearly display psychological problems... My uncle lost his wife and it devastated him.
put out a p.b.s.... or whatever it's called.	A.P.B.... He isn't breaking any law.  He's a grown man... He can crawl on his hands and knees to China if that's what he wants to do.
what would you like us to do?	Put out a P.B.S.... Or whatever it's called.
oh the preacher's getting angry again...  tell me something.  did she die instantly or did she feel every torn muscle and shattered bone? were you there to help her?  or were you safe at home when the windshield sliced into her face --	I'll kill you!
that's enough.	Oh the preacher's getting angry again...  Tell me something.  Did she die instantly or did she feel every torn muscle and shattered bone? Were you there to help her?  Or were you safe at home when the windshield sliced into her face --
a wife?... did someone piss drunk run into your wife?  crushed her like a bug.  snapped her bones?	That's enough.
this is indiana -- nothing's going to happen to you.	You need a ride, Preacher?
are you a preacher?	No, I just don't want anybody dying because I didn't say something when I had the chance.
mine.	Are you and your friends planning on driving soon?
what are the odds?  do i have a fifty-fifty chance of surviving the operation?	It's hard to say.  It's a delicate surgery.  There's no getting around the fact that it's a very high-risk situation.
we operate.  we find the artery in the brain and close the bleeding... i just did this procedure on a senator and he's doing fine.	What are the odds?  Do I have a fifty-fifty chance of surviving the operation?
what steps do we take now?	We operate.  We find the artery in the brain and close the bleeding... I just did this procedure on a Senator and he's doing fine.
can it kill me?	It can, but it'll have to wait in line.
the normal amount of build up in your arteries has been aggravated by over exertion.  this is called, "claudication,"  as a result, there isn't enough circulation to your body.  that accounts for the discoloration in your extremities and the muscle spasms i'm sure you've encountered.	Can it kill me?
i don't know -- maybe twenty miles... of course i'm not recommending that... if someone like you had to i mean... that's how far they'd probably get before encountering serious physical walls.	Twenty miles?  I see.
just for curiosity sake that's all?	I don't know -- maybe twenty miles... Of course I'm not recommending that... if someone like you had to I mean... that's how far they'd probably get before encountering serious physical walls.
no.  how far in one attempt -- what's the farthest someone like myself could walk?	Just for curiosity sake that's all?
you should start slow and easy -- fifteen minutes a day.	No.  How far in one attempt -- what's the farthest someone like myself could walk?
okay.	You should start slow and easy -- fifteen minutes a day.
you're feeling old and you want to start exercising.  a lot of men your age feel the need to recapture their youth.  don't feel embarrassed about it.	Okay.
you have?	You're feeling old and you want to start exercising.  A lot of men your age feel the need to recapture their youth.  Don't feel embarrassed about it.
i've seen it before.	You have?
you do?	I've seen it before.
i know what you're getting at.	You do?
yes -- you are.	I'm going to ask you a question that may sound peculiar.
routine, i assure you.  i just wanted to gage my health.  am i healthy?	Yes -- you are.
i mean why the sudden voluntary visit  -- usually it takes gun- point to get you in here...	Routine, I assure you.  I just wanted to gage my health.  Am I healthy?
pardon?	I mean why the sudden voluntary visit  -- usually it takes gun- point to get you in here...
so what's the deal maurice?	Pardon?
the beach of pacifica, california.	Good.
no really, if god takes us away from each other, you know where to look now?	The beach of Pacifica, California.
go to sleep ellen.	No really, if God takes us away from each other, you know where to look now?
if i die, you'll know where to look for me?	Go to sleep Ellen.
yes.	If I die, you'll know where to look for me?
maurice?	Yes.
when i was ten, my family lived in pacifica for a year.  i used to go to the beach everyday that summer. i never felt so happy, carefree. it was a magic place for me... that's where my heaven will be.	Maurice?
why there?	When I was ten, my family lived in Pacifica for a year.  I used to go to the beach everyday that summer. I never felt so happy, carefree. It was a magic place for me... That's where my heaven will be.
pacifica, california.	Why there?
where?	Pacifica, California.
i know where my heaven is.	Where?
did you have a dream?	I know where my heaven is.
i think it's a different place for each person.	Did you have a dream?
i don't know.	I think it's a different place for each person.
that's okay -- really it is.	No it's not.  He should be here with me now, not trying to find some fucking bottle of Johnny Walker.  He's never been there for me.  I've always been alone.
he's plastered.	That's okay -- really it is.
your father?	He's plastered.
it isn't going to make it ellen. let the poor thing go quietly.	It'll make it.
don't bring it in here -- it probably has all kinds of diseases.	It isn't going to make it Ellen. Let the poor thing go quietly.
it must've hit the window... i think its neck is broken.	Don't bring it in here -- it probably has all kinds of diseases.
face it ellen, i'm not the type of person who reads bedtime stories. but you love me anyway.	Don't be so sure.
you can change.	Face it Ellen, I'm not the type of person who reads bedtime stories. But you love me anyway.
... people that were made to be parents, and people who were not made to be parents... my parents, were people who were not made to be parents but had kids anyway.  i don't want us to be that way ellen.	You can change.
please not, 'the two kinds of people' speech.	... People that were made to be parents, and people who were not made to be parents... My parents, were people who were not made to be parents but had kids anyway.  I don't want us to be that way Ellen.
ellen, there are two kinds of people in the world --	Please not, 'The two kinds of people' speech.
yes.	Ellen, there are two kinds of people in the world --
you've just decided, is that right?	Yes.
i want children.	You've just decided, is that right?
you can't change your mind.	I want children.
i've changed my mind.	You can't change your mind.
i thought we both wanted the same things.	I've changed my mind.
it's one of those thoughts you keep to yourself.	Please tell me.
you like to take walks?	No.  But I want to take a walk with you.
walk with me?	You like to take walks?
show me.	I will -- I promise.
i do love you... very, very much.	Show me.
there's no reason.	Exactly.  No reason.  No occasion. It just makes you feel good to do something for it, to express your pride and affection for it some how...  How come you'd do that for a piece of metal and not for me?
then why?	There's no reason.
no.	Then why?
why are you polishing it -- in bed -- in your pajamas -- at 11:15 at night?  are you going to show it to someone?	No.
a book society award is a very prestigious thing.	Why are you polishing it -- in bed -- in your pajamas -- at 11:15 at night?  Are you going to show it to someone?
why do you polish it?	A Book Society Award is a very prestigious thing.
you're talking to me?	Why do you polish it?
why do you polish that thing all the time?	You're talking to me?
what do you want from me?  would i swim across an ocean for you?... would i walk across the united states for you?  yes... yes i would.  you know that.	No I don't.  I don't even know if you'd walk across the street for me.
anything?	What do you want from me?  Would I swim across an ocean for you?... Would I walk across the United States for you?  Yes... Yes I would.  You know that.
yes.	Anything?
i want to be shown...  maurice would you do anything for me?	Yes.
you don't think i love you?	I want to be shown...  Maurice would you do anything for me?
sometimes people need to see things done for them -- because sooner or later they don't believe the words anymore.	You don't think I love you?
is this going to be similar to the flower incident?	Sometimes people need to see things done for them -- because sooner or later they don't believe the words anymore.
what it is -- is the truth.	I don't follow.
what's that?  that's not a fortune... you will be rich... that's a fortune.  what you have is a statement.	What it is -- is the truth.
... love is shown through actions not just words.	What's that?  That's not a fortune... You will be rich... That's a fortune.  What you have is a statement.
it's a tremendous amount of work -- moving.	We can do it together.
honey, i told you.  if it makes you happy, we should just do it.	It's a tremendous amount of work -- moving.
the new store?	Honey, I told you.  If it makes you happy, we should just do it.
what?	The new store?
ellen?	What?
it's a special day isn't it?	Well, I'm sure it's not Christmas, because you'd be worried about how much money we don't have to spend on each other... I know it's not New Years, because you'd be going on and on about wearing a tuxedo and how much you don't like to dance... and I'm sure it's not our anniversary, because I didn't find an envelope with a hundred dollars cash on my bureau with a note that says, 'Pick out something pretty'... Yes -- Maurice -- I'm virtually certain it's not a special day today.
have i forgotten something?  is this a special day?	It's just a regular day.
there was no card.	Have I forgotten something?  Is this a special day?
you thought i sent them?	There was no card.
yes?	The flowers... they're beautiful.
you don't have to prove anything to her.	I'm not proving to her.  I'm showing her.  And I know I don't have to.  I want to.  I've realized, love is about giving. I'm alive, I can still give to her. I want to give her everything I can.
about my love for her.	You don't have to prove anything to her.
doubts?  about what?	About my love for her.
i don't want my wife's soul having any doubts.	Doubts?  About what?
that's a reasonable assumption.	I don't want my wife's soul having any doubts.
and that that soul takes part of the person they were on this earth with them.	That's a reasonable assumption.
most certainly.	And that that soul takes part of the person they were on this earth with them.
do you believe a person's soul lives on after their death?	Most certainly.
why?	Do you believe a person's soul lives on after their death?
i see.	Why?
philadelphia, pennsylvania.	I see.
from where?	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
pacifica, california.	From where?
to where?	Pacifica, California.
thank you... i'm sorry you had to lie.  it must have been difficult.	I asked the officers if you had committed some crime... If they had said 'yes', you would be speaking with them right now.
if i had seen you.  by the way i'm sorry about your wife.  they told me.	Thank you... I'm sorry you had to lie.  It must have been difficult.
what did they ask?	If I had seen you.  By the way I'm sorry about your wife.  They told me.
out of the car.  he jumped out of the god damn car!	What did they ask?
jumped where?	Out of the car.  He jumped out of the god damn car!
shit!  he jumped!	Jumped where?
i'm going to drop off tandy at the station and then drop you back.	That's all right isn't it?
hansen's whipped.  has to call his wife every two hours or she'll go ballistic when he gets home.	P-A-R-K-E-R.  Right.  Get on the horn with Philly.  Call me here.
maurice and ellen parker... it was issued in philly... mr. maurice parker has come a long way from home.  why?	Hansen's whipped.  Has to call his wife every two hours or she'll go ballistic when he gets home.
a marriage certificate?  who the hell carries their marriage certificate around?	Maurice and Ellen Parker... it was issued in Philly... Mr. Maurice Parker has come a long way from home.  Why?
this guy's not a murderer.	If he is, half the town has seen us take him out for dinner like a couple of jack-asses.
it's going to look beautiful when he turns out to be that animal who paid a visit to the steadman's house.	This guy's not a murderer.
not our problem.	It's going to look beautiful when he turns out to be that animal who paid a visit to the Steadman's house.
why so vague?  why so evasive?  he could be somebody hot.	Not our problem.
not our problem.	Why so vague?  Why so evasive?  He could be somebody hot.
red flags man.	Not our problem.
red flag, man.	If he's in trouble with the law -- fine.  Not our problem.  He yanked two people from a car wreck, let's give him some space.
his name is maurice.  he's dancing around everything else.	Red flag, man.
what's his story?	His name is Maurice.  He's dancing around everything else.
okay nine.  big billy's team was losing and he was on base.  that's when isaac came up.  he could barely hold the bat... big billy winked at isaac... the ball was pitched -- isaac hit the ball hard. it soared up and out over the stadium.  everyone cheered.  isaac hit a home run and won the game. after the game, isaac asked big billy why he let he play.  big billy smiled and said, i wasn't always big billy, i was little billy first... isaac and big billy went off after the game and read a classic book together.  the end.	You know what -- that was a really good story... Tell it again.
nine.	Okay nine.  Big Billy's team was losing and he was on base.  That's when Isaac came up.  He could barely hold the bat... Big Billy winked at Isaac... The ball was pitched -- Isaac hit the ball hard. It soared up and out over the stadium.  Everyone cheered.  Isaac hit a home run and won the game. After the game, Isaac asked Big Billy why he let he play.  Big Billy smiled and said, I wasn't always Big Billy, I was Little Billy first... Isaac and Big Billy went off after the game and read a classic book together.  The end.
right.  but everyone saw how small isaac was and laughed... but not big billy.  he stared at isaac carefully and then told him to join the game.  it came to the end of the game.  it was the eleventh or twelfth inning or whatever is the last inning of a game...	Nine.
that's me.	Right.  But everyone saw how small Isaac was and laughed... but not Big Billy.  He stared at Isaac carefully and then told him to join the game.  It came to the end of the game.  It was the eleventh or twelfth inning or whatever is the last inning of a game...
anyway, big billy needed another player so he yelled into the stands.  'who can play baseball?' and there was a little voice that yelled out, 'me, i can play.' everyone turned to see a little boy standing with a glove.	That's me.
you know what... maybe i ran onto the field and hit a home run.	Who's telling this story?
there was a boy named isaac who wanted to play baseball, but he was too small and no one would let him play... but he kept practicing by himself -- waiting... he went to every game and sat in the stands with his glove.	You know what... maybe I ran onto the field and hit a home run.
you tell stories?	Oh no... I'm not good at that. Very bad in fact...
your parents would want you to be in bed.	You tell stories?
you know what... i remembered you were here and i woke up.	Your parents would want you to be in bed.
i thought you were asleep.	You know what... I remembered you were here and I woke up.
you'll probably be bigger than your brothers.	Yeah!
you know what... i'm just little now, but i'll be big soon.	You'll probably be bigger than your brothers.
is that right?	You know what... I'm just little now, but I'll be big soon.
you know what, i can play baseball with my brothers when i'm bigger.	Is that right?
i'm maurice parker... i'm much older than three.  are your parents home?	You know what, I can play baseball with my brothers when I'm bigger.
i'm isaac... i'm three.	I'm Maurice Parker... I'm much older than three.  Are your parents home?
well, hello.	I'm Isaac... I'm three.
don't worry baby, it shouldn't take you more than five days if you just stop to sleep and eat.	By car right?
this is the route approved by triple a.  even if you followed back roads the entire way, you'd still be looking at roughly the same distance...	Don't worry baby, it shouldn't take you more than five days if you just stop to sleep and eat.
perhaps there's another route?	This is the route approved by triple A.  Even if you followed back roads the entire way, you'd still be looking at roughly the same distance...
what was that?	Perhaps there's another route?
three thousand miles?... how many times does twenty go into three thousand?	What was that?
damn baby, relax.  i'm getting to it.  from philadelphia following the route highlighted to pacifica california -- you're traveling an estimated three thousand two hundred miles...	Three thousand miles?... How many times does twenty go into three thousand?
making the grand total?	Damn baby, relax.  I'm getting to it.  From Philadelphia following the route highlighted to Pacifica California -- you're traveling an estimated three thousand two hundred miles...
each inch represents 150 miles...	Making the grand total?
umm, he's going to make it isn't he?	Maybe.
michelle, breathe... that's it, what is it, talk to me.	Umm, Coalville Utah.
umm, no.  it's just that --	God damn, you're right... You don't say much Michelle, but what you say is golden.
what are you saying?  this story is too big for this paper?	Umm, no.  It's just that --
the gazette's small huh?	What are you saying?  This story is too big for this paper?
mammoth.	The Gazette's small huh?
this story is big huh?	Mammoth.
she knows you love her mr. parker. she knows now.	No more words.  Until I touch the ocean with my hands... it's all just words.
mr. parker, you can yell at me, if it'll help.  but i'm not risking your life.	It's mine to risk.
... to look me in the eye and say what's important to you isn't as important to me?  to tell me you know what's best?  to tell me life is more precious than what i feel for my wife?	Mr. Parker, you can yell at me, if it'll help.  But I'm not risking your life.
don't do this.	... To look me in the eye and say what's important to you isn't as important to me?  To tell me you know what's best?  To tell me life is more precious than what I feel for my wife?
why in god's name did you fly all the way here then?	Don't do this.
i do.	Why in God's name did you fly all the way here then?
we do the operation after i finish. i can't risk not finishing... i thought you understood what i was doing.	I do.
i can't do it.  i want you to finish, but i want you to live more.	We do the operation after I finish. I can't risk not finishing... I thought you understood what I was doing.
what, come on?	I can't do it.  I want you to finish, but I want you to live more.
come on mr. parker.	What, come on?
saluting.	Come on Mr. Parker.
are they standing?	Saluting.
i haven't been too punctual with the rent.	I was thinking you could open another store with investors.  I'm sure a lot of people would want to get involved with you now.
adelle told me, your writing is going well.  the crusader for social issues and all.	You were right.  From the heart is always better.
i missed you to mr. parker.	Adelle told me, your writing is going well.  The Crusader for social issues and all.
i missed you kris.	I missed you to Mr. Parker.
you're amazing.	I missed you Kris.
... the grapes of wrath.	You're amazing.
tom joad?	... The Grapes of Wrath.
what mr. parker?	She never ate a slice.
ellen got up every morning and went to the corner store to get me my bread for breakfast... everyday. now that's about a quarter mile each way... 17 years... that comes to about three thousand miles...  and you know what kris?	What Mr. Parker?
pacifica, california... that's a long ways away.	So I've been informed.
because i should have shown her before... everyday, i should have shown her.	Pacifica, California... that's a long ways away.
why know?	Because I should have shown her before... Everyday, I should have shown her.
i need to show her how much i love her kris.	Why know?
i said, 'i would do anything for her'... and she didn't believe me. i said, 'i'd walk across the country for her'... she didn't believe me.	I need to show her how much I love her Kris.
i'm really lost.  what does this have to do with walking?	I said, 'I would do anything for her'... and she didn't believe me. I said, 'I'd walk across the country for her'... she didn't believe me.
she wasn't certain... i never really showed her.	I'm really lost.  What does this have to do with walking?
she knew you loved her.	She wasn't certain... I never really showed her.
ellen told me that she didn't know if i loved her.	She knew you loved her.
oh, a coastal city.  that's good.	Ellen told me that she didn't know if I loved her.
pacifica, california -- it's a coastal city.	Oh, a coastal city.  That's good.
you're walking to california?	Pacifica, California -- it's a coastal city.
i told you.	You're walking to California?
you're amazing... what are you doing mr. parker?	I told you.
... round the world in eighty days. ... hello kris.	You're amazing... What are you doing Mr. Parker?
phileas fogg?	... Round The World In Eighty Days. ... Hello Kris.
the hairs on my arm are standing up... something strange is happening.	I always knew you had good instincts...  Goodbye Kris.  I'll see you when I get back.
california.	The hairs on my arm are standing up... Something strange is happening.
walking where?	California.
i'm walking there kris.	Walking where?
tomorrow.	I'm walking there Kris.
when are you leaving?	Tomorrow.
where?	California.
yes.	Where?
you going on a trip mr. parker?	Yes.
no.  no... i won't be here for a while.  the store will be closed in the interim.	You going on a trip Mr. Parker?
are you firing me?	No.  No... I won't be here for a while.  The store will be closed in the interim.
this is a ghost town.  nothing ever happens.	Write from your heart.  That's why the classics are great.
to reach people, you have to feel something first... you write about the wrong things.  how can you feel for dog food?  the people at the gazette don't respect it, and neither do you.	This is a ghost town.  Nothing ever happens.
i want to reach people.  nobody listens to me.  this is my way to reach them.	To reach people, you have to feel something first... You write about the wrong things.  How can you feel for dog food?  The people at the Gazette don't respect it, and neither do you.
what happened?	Never have children.  If they're not a burden to you, they're a burden to someone else.
pulitzer, here i come.	What happened?
they printed your article on, 'dry verses can dog food'... very enlightening.	Pulitzer, here I come.
they called her 'lizy' in the book...  sorry i was late.  my jeep died on the way over from the paper.	They printed your article on, 'Dry Verses Can Dog Food'... Very enlightening.
it has to be a full character's name.	They called her 'Lizy' in the book...  Sorry I was late.  My jeep died on the way over from the paper.
you're amazing.	It has to be a full character's name.
lizy, eliza... elizabeth bennett...  pride and prejudice.	You're amazing.
you're going to have a lot of work to do when i get back.	Someone should be with you.
... my father.	Did you tell him everything you wanted to?  Did you do everything you could while he was here?
mr. parker, i'm supposed to give you your fish sticks.	... My father.
you ever lose somebody stephanie?	Mr. Parker, I'm supposed to give you your fish sticks.
they told me, you might try to talk me into something... you need to rest mr. parker... it's for your own good.  i've been following your story for a long while.  it's a beautiful thing you did.	You ever lose somebody Stephanie?
i need your help.	They told me, you might try to talk me into something... You need to rest Mr. Parker... It's for your own good.  I've been following your story for a long while.  It's a beautiful thing you did.
you're in pain.	I need your help.
steph.	Do you have a car, Steph?
what do your friends call you?	Steph.
in a hospital.	Which hospital?  Did you take me back?
where am i?	In a hospital.
there are a lot of people worried about you.	Where am I?
may i ask you a question that might sound strange?	Yes.
he's getting my sweater from the car.  i said there was a breeze.  i told him not to go.	May I ask you a question that might sound strange?
where did he go?	He's getting my sweater from the car.  I said there was a breeze.  I told him not to go.
you look so happy -- how long have you been married?	Forty-seven years.
i don't have kids.	You should.  Children are a blessing from God.  I have four.
oh, that's not mine.	I don't have kids.
is it a boy or a girl?	Oh, that's not mine.
good morning.	Is it a boy or a girl?
good morning.	Good morning.
what's your shoe size?	What?  Who are you?
i mean you've done a great thing. you should be rewarded monetarily.	What's your shoe size?
what do you mean?	I mean you've done a great thing. You should be rewarded monetarily.
he wants to reward you... that's why i'm here.	What do you mean?
confused.  i'm not sure what to do now.  i'm not sure what he wants for me.	He wants to reward you... That's why I'm here.
how are you feeling?	Confused.  I'm not sure what to do now.  I'm not sure what he wants for me.
hello.	How are you feeling?
hello, mr. parker.	Hello.
this isn't right.	This is my only chance to get a watch like that.  It would mean a lot to me and my family.  Please take it.  It really isn't that much.
i really want that watch.	This isn't right.
it's yours.	No.  I won't take it unless I pay for it... Let's see, that's a pretty nice watch -- I can see that.
i've always wanted a watch like that.	It's yours.
evening news?	We did a piece after your story ran in the New York Times.
if that ain't fate?... hi, i'm dave caldwell.  i do the copy for the anchor on the evening news down here.	Evening News?
one drink minimum per show. everything's ten dollars. now... tell me what you want or i'll eighty- six you.	Water.
water?	One drink minimum per show. Everything's ten dollars. Now... tell me what you want or I'll eighty- six you.
water?	Water?
no.	Water?
sparkling apple cider?	No.
no.	Sparkling apple cider?
coffee?	No.
no.	Coffee?
orange soda?	No.
...noooo.	Orange soda?
non-alcoholic malt beverage?	...Noooo.
what do you think i should get?	Non-alcoholic malt beverage?
no alcohol. you gotta get something else. everything's ten dollars. what do you want?	What do you think I should get?
no alcohol?	No alcohol. You gotta get something else. Everything's ten dollars. What do you want?
everything's ten dollars, and there's no alcohol.	No alcohol?
what are my choices?	Everything's ten dollars, and there's no alcohol.
what do you want?	What are my choices?
yes, i heard, and it's not a problem.	What do you want?
there's a one-drink minimum per show, i hope you saw the sign when you came in. anyway, they're supposed to tell you.	Yes, I heard, and it's not a problem.
you know i love you... yeah?	Yes.
i wanted to see you...	Oh, Ben... you look so very sick... my love... you're so pale.
there are limits.	Yes... I guess I knew that.
will you lighten up, please?	One thing... one thing... this is one thing you can do for me. I've given you gallons of free will here! You can do this for me.
and do what... rot away in a room?  we're not going to talk about that. fuck you! i will not talk about that. you're staying here. you are not moving to a hotel.	Will you lighten up, please?
maybe it's time i moved to a hotel.	And do what... rot away in a room?  We're not going to talk about that. Fuck you! I will not talk about that. You're staying here. You are not moving to a hotel.
i've missed the best sun. why did you have to pawn your watch?	I didn't know I'd ever need it again.
ok.	I've missed the best sun. Why did you have to pawn your watch?
let's stay for a while.	OK.
i like it here with you.	Let's stay for a while.
yes. one of my friends was there. i wonder if you ever clipped her.	I like it here with you.
fifth and mayflower. you know it?	Yes. One of my friends was there. I wonder if you ever clipped her.
where was that house? the one in la, i mean.	Fifth and Mayflower. You know it?
last spring i happened to walk past a house that i had once patronized. there was a cool breeze blowing off the ocean and through the window i could see a bare leg. the girl must have been taking a break between customers. it was a strange moment for me because it reminded me of my mother and despite the fact that i was late for something already i just stayed there, loving the atmosphere of it and my memory and... the reason i'm telling you this epilogue is that i felt that i'd come full circle.	Where was that house? The one in LA, I mean.
years ago, in la, i turned a trick on sunset and western. the guy was polite and didn't argue about the price. he parked his car and i took him to a house that i had an arrangement with. a fat mexican woman was watching a tv and i told him to give her the twenty for the room. there were three or four small naked children playing on the floor and we had to step over them to get into the room. the room had a bed and a dresser. he lay on his back on the bed and i put a rubber on him and sucked him for a while until he was hard and then i eased on to him. about twenty minutes later there was a knock on the door and it was the woman saying our time was up. i felt kind of guilty because he hadn't come and i offered to reason with the woman and get another ten minutes, but he said it was all right and began dressing. when we were ready to leave the room he stopped me and... hugged me and kissed me on the cheek. he gave me an extra hundred as a tip and went back to his car. i remember being relieved that i wouldn't have to work again that evening.	Last spring I happened to walk past a house that I had once patronized. There was a cool breeze blowing off the ocean and through the window I could see a bare leg. The girl must have been taking a break between customers. It was a strange moment for me because it reminded me of my mother and despite the fact that I was late for something already I just stayed there, loving the atmosphere of it and my memory and... the reason I'm telling you this epilogue is that I felt that I'd come full circle.
shall we go away for a couple of days?	Yeah... I'd like that.
you be careful to. i'm going to miss you.	Shall we go away for a couple of days?
i'll be back home around three. if you're back by then we can watch tv or something... i guess what i'm saying is... that i hope you are back when i get home. please be careful.	You be careful to. I'm going to miss you.
maybe i should follow you around and ask one of your tricks what it's like to sleep with you.	They wouldn't know.
do you want me not to go tonight?	No... we already talked about that.
thank you, sera.	Do you want me not to go tonight?
yes... i'll give you that.	Thank you, Sera.
please!	Yes... I'll give you that.
can we just ignore it?	Please!
i don't understand any of that.	Can we just ignore it?
can we just forget it?	I don't understand any of that.
what was that all about?	Can we just forget it?
your color.	I think you should wear one at a time. One of these... and one of your others. In fact, I was going to buy just one, but I didn't think it would fly... as a gift, I mean.
very creative. now we can get you a black bow tie and you can look like one of those casino dealers.	OK, but remember that they wear it because they have to. I wear it because I want to. That'll make me look different. Let's get a drink.
why don't you go back to sleep. i'll go out and buy us some breakfast.	Be careful.
here's my speech...  ...i know this shouldn't be acceptable to me, but it is. don't ask me why. i sense that your trouble is very big... and i'm scared for you... and so i'm doing what i think you need me to do. falling down in casinos is little stuff. it doesn't bother me. it has nothing to do with us.	That's amazing. What are you? Some sort of angel visiting me from one of my drunk fantasies? How can you be so good?
i warned you...  ...but i'm sorry.	Here's my speech...  ...I know this shouldn't be acceptable to me, but it is. Don't ask me why. I sense that your trouble is very big... and I'm scared for you... and so I'm doing what I think you need me to do. Falling down in casinos is little stuff. It doesn't bother me. It has nothing to do with us.
you were ok for a while, so we walked for about a block and then you said you wanted to go home and fuck, but i think even you knew that wasn't going to happen. we got a cab and you asked him to stop at a liquor store, even though i told you that we had plenty at home. in the store you gave the kid a hundred and told him to keep the change. i asked you if you knew it was a hundred. you said you did, so i let you do it. we got here, you fell asleep on the couch and i covered you up and came to bed.	I warned you...  ...but I'm sorry.
i told them you were an alcoholic and i would take you home. i also promised that we would never come in there again.	We?
that's impressive. how did you do that?	I told them you were an alcoholic and I would take you home. I also promised that we would never come in there again.
i tried to shut you up and help you to your feet but you kept swinging at me -- not like you wanted to hit me, but more just waving me away. security came and when you saw them you stopped yelling. they wanted to carry you out and dump you on the street, but i talked them into letting me walk you out.	That's impressive. How did you do that?
oh, and what did you do?	I tried to shut you up and help you to your feet but you kept swinging at me -- not like you wanted to hit me, but more just waving me away. Security came and when you saw them you stopped yelling. They wanted to carry you out and dump you on the street, but I talked them into letting me walk you out.
well -- i was prepared for worse, but it wasn't so bad. we were sitting at the bar, talking about blackjack. you seemed just fine, a little drunker than usual, but nothing really strange, but then your head started to droop and i put my arm on your shoulder and then, wham, you swung you arm at me, and fell backwards off your stool into a cocktail waitress. you smashed everything on her tray, it was a real mess. you kept yelling and yelling.	Oh, and what did you do?
very well... umm... i never expected to have to ask you this again... but how did our evening go? i remember getting to the casino... i remember kissing you... that was really nice but everything after that is a blank.	Well -- I was prepared for worse, but it wasn't so bad. We were sitting at the bar, talking about blackjack. You seemed just fine, a little drunker than usual, but nothing really strange, but then your head started to droop and I put my arm on your shoulder and then, wham, you swung you arm at me, and fell backwards off your stool into a cocktail waitress. You smashed everything on her tray, it was a real mess. You kept yelling and yelling.
how are you doing?	Very well... umm... I never expected to have to ask you this again... but how did our evening go? I remember getting to the casino... I remember kissing you... that was really nice but everything after that is a blank.
what do you mean?	I expect some kind of loyalty here. Just because I fuck for money doesn't give you cause to start picking up women and leaving me looking silly.
well, then... i hope we don't run into any tonight.	What do you mean?
i like women who wear mismatched earrings.	Well, then... I hope we don't run into any tonight.
when?	Tomorrow night as a matter of fact.
i am planning to go out and do some work.	When?
then come.  i'm going to change. watch tv. i'll be half an hour.	I am planning to go out and do some work.
giving you money makes me want to come.	Then come.  I'm going to change. Watch TV. I'll be half an hour.
i'm going to fill it right now.	Do you want to go gambling tonight? We could go out and play for a few hours.
i threw them into the garbage, which was perhaps immoral, but i wanted to come to you clean, so to speak. i thought we could go shopping and pick up a pair of jeans and forty- five pairs of underwear and just throw them out each day.	Nice talk, Ben. Keep drinking. In between the hundred and one proof breath and the occasional drool, some interesting words fall from your mouth.
right... the suitcase was clinking. so what did you do with your clothes?	I threw them into the garbage, which was perhaps immoral, but I wanted to come to you clean, so to speak. I thought we could go shopping and pick up a pair of jeans and forty- five pairs of underwear and just throw them out each day.
ah, yes... i suppose sooner or later we ought to fuck.	Whatever that means. Open your presents.
thanks, i do understand. i was worried about how that would be... but now i'm not. and you should know that included with the rent here is a complimentary blow job.	Ah, yes... I suppose sooner or later we ought to fuck.
...and i'm not here to demand your attention to the point where it changes your life. we know i'm a drunk... but that seems to be all right with you. and i know that you're a hooker. i hope you understand that i'm a person who is totally at ease with this... which is not to say that i'm indifferent or that i don't care... i do... it simply means that i trust and accept your judgement. what i'm saying is... that i hope you understand that i understand.	Thanks, I do understand. I was worried about how that would be... but now I'm not. And you should know that included with the rent here is a complimentary blow job.
i know that...	...and I'm not here to demand your attention to the point where it changes your life. We know I'm a drunk... but that seems to be all right with you. And I know that you're a hooker. I hope you understand that I'm a person who is totally at ease with this... which is not to say that I'm indifferent or that I don't care... I do... it simply means that I trust and accept your judgement. What I'm saying is... that I hope you understand that I understand.
no. i think you're talking about you. i'll tell you right now that i'm in love with you... but, be that as it may, i'm not here to force my twisted life into your soul.	I know that...
no?	No. I think you're talking about you. I'll tell you right now that I'm in love with you... but, be that as it may, I'm not here to force my twisted life into your soul.
sera... i hope that you understand how i feel about this. first of all, you're welcome to my money. we can buy a couple of cases of liquor and you can have the rest. but i don't think you're talking to me right now about money.	No?
well... ok...	Sera... I hope that you understand how I feel about this. First of all, you're welcome to my money. We can buy a couple of cases of liquor and you can have the rest. But I don't think you're talking to me right now about money.
because... it's better for me that way. ok?	Well... OK...
why?	Because... it's better for me that way. OK?
i've come this far... here i am, in your house. i want you to let me pay the rent for this month. all right?	Why?
ok.	I've come this far... here I am, in your house. I want you to let me pay the rent for this month. All right?
sera, i love that name... s.e.r.a. before we proceed onwards, there is something i need to say. ok?	OK.
ben?	Sorry.
seriously, ben... i need to keep pretty low-key around here. maybe next time you could nap this side of the door. that was the landlord.	Of course.
want a drink? great nap. wanna go out tonight?	Seriously, Ben... I need to keep pretty low-key around here. Maybe next time you could nap this side of the door. That was the landlord.
why don't you go in and sit down. i have some gifts for you.	Right... OK...
hi!	Why don't you go in and sit down. I have some gifts for you.
you can never... never... ask me to stop drinking. do you understand?	I do. I really do.  OK. I have to do some shopping alone. You go out for a few drinks and then pick up your things. Don't hurry and I'll be back before you to let you in.
what?	You can never... never... ask me to stop drinking. Do you understand?
sera... what you don't understand is...	What?
don't you like me, ben?	Don't be silly?
that is what i want. why don't you go and get your stuff?	You haven't seen the worst of it. These last few days I've been very controlled. I knock things over... I throw up all the time.  Now I feel really good... You're like some kind of antidote that mixes the liquor and keeps me in balance, but that won't last forever. You'll get tired of it really quickly. Believe me.
don't you think you'll get a little bored living with a drunk?	That is what I want. Why don't you go and get your stuff?
so... i'm not too concerned with long term plans.	Don't you think you'll get a little bored living with a drunk?
sera you are crazy.	So... I'm not too concerned with long term plans.
so! let's dispense with the formalities. i want you here... now!	Sera you are crazy.
me neither.	So! Let's dispense with the formalities. I want you here... now!
let's face it, ben, we're having fun here. i've never done so much talking in my life.	Me neither.
sera...	Let's face it, Ben, we're having fun here. I've never done so much talking in my life.
what i mean is that you should bring your stuff over here. we're spending all this time together... what the fuck!	Sera...
what do you mean?	What I mean is that you should bring your stuff over here. We're spending all this time together... what the fuck!
there's no reason to blow all your money on a hotel room.	What do you mean?
i don't know.  i'll go and sort it out today. why don't you come?... we'll find a real room for me. you can pick it out, a tower on the strip.	There's no reason to blow all your money on a hotel room.
three nights, two days. when is your rent coming up at the motel?	I don't know.  I'll go and sort it out today. Why don't you come?... We'll find a real room for me. You can pick it out, a tower on the strip.
how long have i been here?	Three nights, two days. When is your rent coming up at the motel?
it's not about sex, ben. i'll make you up a bed on the sofa. do it for me. we can talk till late and then sleep till late. as you know, i am my own boss.	How long have I been here?
sera... you know i'm not much good in the sack.	It's not about sex, Ben. I'll make you up a bed on the sofa. Do it for me. We can talk till late and then sleep till late. As you know, I am my own boss.
sure... tonight. then please stay at my place.	Sera... you know I'm not much good in the sack.
i'm going to move to a smart hotel, tomorrow if it'll make you feel better.  let's talk about tomorrow. wanna do something?	Sure... tonight. Then please stay at my place.
let's face it, what the fuck are you doing in las vegas?	I'm going to move to a smart hotel, tomorrow if it'll make you feel better.  Let's talk about tomorrow. Wanna do something?
i hate to think of you in that cheesy motel. i mean...	Let's face it, what the fuck are you doing in Las Vegas?
that's astonishing. sera, look...	I hate to think of you in that cheesy motel. I mean...
ben, why don't you stay at my place tonight? i mean... look, you're so drunk. i like you. i trust you.	That's astonishing. Sera, look...
what are you thinking? are you angry with me?	Ben, why don't you stay at my place tonight? I mean... look, you're so drunk. I like you. I trust you.
it wasn't so important to me. i mean, he never asked me why i was a hooker, and that was impressive. i really liked him. so i decided to just play my part. i mean... it's good to help someone once in a while, it's a bonus to being alive, and that was my plan... to stay alive. i suddenly came to a decision.	What are you thinking? Are you angry with me?
interesting choice of words. i don't remember. i just know that i want to.	Want to kill yourself? Are you saying that you're drinking as a way to kill yourself?
first. it's our first. i'm just concerned. so... why are you killing yourself?	Interesting choice of words. I don't remember. I just know that I want to.
very clever.	First. It's our first. I'm just concerned. So... why are you killing yourself?
well, then i guess this is our first date... or our last. until now, i wasn't sure it was either.	Very clever.
yes.	Well, then I guess this is our first date... or our last. Until now, I wasn't sure it was either.
is that really what you want to ask me?	Yes.
i'm from the east. i went to college, did an arts course. i now live in vegas. i think of it as home. i came here deliberately to carve out a life. i was in la before, but i'll come back to that later.  the tough times are behind me now. i can deal with the bad things that happen. there will always be dark characters. but my life is good. it is as i would want it to be. so, why are you a drunk?	Is that really what you want to ask me?
do they have drinks?	I'm from the East. I went to college, did an arts course. I now live in Vegas. I think of it as home. I came here deliberately to carve out a life. I was in LA before, but I'll come back to that later.  The tough times are behind me now. I can deal with the bad things that happen. There will always be dark characters. But my life is good. It is as I would want it to be. So, why are you a drunk?
i like hearing you talk.  if you feel up to a short walk, there's a place to eat around the corner. all the food in vegas is terrible so the place doesn't really matter. how does that sound to you?	Do they have drinks?
i'm rambling. i really like you. you make me want to talk... i don't know what time it is.	I like hearing you talk.  If you feel up to a short walk, there's a place to eat around the corner. All the food in Vegas is terrible so the place doesn't really matter. How does that sound to you?
don't know. my watch went the way of the car.	I'm rambling. I really like you. You make me want to talk... I don't know what time it is.
thank you. what time is it?	Don't know. My watch went the way of the car.
of course. wow... you look extremely beautiful.	Thank you. What time is it?
you ok?	Of course. Wow... you look extremely beautiful.
you ok out there?	Yes. Take your time. I'm fine.
this is the home of an angel.	You OK out there?
you do?	This is the home of an angel.
we should pick up a bottle of tequila on the way. i owe you one.	You do?
i have to change and take a shower first. if you want to come home and wait.	We should pick up a bottle of tequila on the way. I owe you one.
yes.	I have to change and take a shower first. If you want to come home and wait.
i think you know i'm serious. i'll pay you if you like... but i'd like to see you.	No, I can't have dinner with you.
are you serious.	I think you know I'm serious. I'll pay you if you like... but I'd like to see you.
...or a girlfriend, but if you have some free time... maybe we could have dinner.	Are you serious.
i was looking for you tonight. i don't know if you have a boyfriend...	...or a girlfriend, but if you have some free time... maybe we could have dinner.
what's up?	I was looking for you tonight. I don't know if you have a boyfriend...
why should i? i know you're not a cop, so what is it tonight? another two-fifty to watch you sleep?	What's up?
don't run away.	Why should I? I know you're not a cop, so what is it tonight? Another two-fifty to watch you sleep?
i sold it this morning. i'm going to take cabs from now on in.	Don't run away.
no, just drunk... but that's ok. where's your car?	I sold it this morning. I'm going to take cabs from now on in.
if i was i'm sorry.	No, just drunk... but that's OK. Where's your car?
yes... that should do it. what am i? a luxury?	Yeah. And your meter just ran out.
i think about four weeks, and i've got enough for about two hundred and fifty to three hundred dollars a day.	Yes... that should do it. What am I? A luxury?
how long's it gonna take, for you to drink yourself to death?	I think about four weeks, and I've got enough for about two hundred and fifty to three hundred dollars a day.
i cashed in all of my money, paid my amex card, gonna sell the car tomorrow.	How long's it gonna take, for you to drink yourself to death?
yes, that's right.	I cashed in all of my money, paid my AmEx card, gonna sell the car tomorrow.
to death?	Yes, that's right.
no, i came here to drink... myself... you know...	To death?
what's the story? are you too drunk to come?	I don't care about that. There's time left. You can have more money. You can drink all you want. You can talk or listen. Just stay, that's all I want.
ok... whatever.	What's the story? Are you too drunk to come?
maybe another drink first. more tequila?	OK... whatever.
do you want to fuck now?	Maybe another drink first. More tequila?
a shot of tequila, if you can spare it.	Of course.
want a drink? i'm having one.	A shot of tequila, if you can spare it.
of course.	Want a drink? I'm having one.
mind if i use the bathroom?	Of course.
oh... well, maybe we better synchronize our spells... or stagger them.	You were going to get my door.
i sometimes fade out.	Oh... well, maybe we better synchronize our spells... or stagger them.
you what?	I sometimes fade out.
i guess i do too.	You what?
right, i'll get your door. i tend to fade in and out lately.	I guess I do too.
umm. we can stay in the car for an hour if you want. but i really have to go then. it's your time.	Right, I'll get your door. I tend to fade in and out lately.
we can go to one if you'd prefer.	No, this is fine. I was just wondering.
i'm sort of curious... if you're willing to pay me two-fifty... not that i mind... i mean, i'm ok with that -- why aren't you staying in a hotel?	We can go to one if you'd prefer.
sarah -- with an h?	No -- S.E.R.A.
you're pretty drunk.	Not really. My room's not far. The Whole Year Inn. You can drive with me if you want...
maybe you shouldn't stand in the road like that. you're pretty drunk.	You're pretty drunk.
that is, if you'll come to my room for an hour, i will give you five hundred dollars.	Maybe you shouldn't stand in the road like that. You're pretty drunk.
that's funny.  i wonder if you'll take two hundred and fifty dollars to fuck me?	That is, if you'll come to my room for an hour, I will give you five hundred dollars.
isn't it illegal to drink and drive?	That's funny.  I wonder if you'll take two hundred and fifty dollars to fuck me?
working? what do you mean, working? i'm walking.	Isn't it illegal to drink and drive?
are you working?	Working? What do you mean, working? I'm walking.
hello.	Are you working?
hello!	Hello.
how much, do you think?	I don't know. I'll find out though.
the news is not good, kid. this bit here... see there... it's broken. you need a new  one.	How much, do you think?
i was going real fast down on the beach and something slipped and everything got jammed up.	The news is not good, kid. This bit here... see there... it's broken. You need a new  one.
how'd this happen?	I was going real fast down on the beach and something slipped and everything got jammed up.
suits. i didn't tell them anything. you know anything about gears?	How'd this happen?
what did they look like?	Suits. I didn't tell them anything. You know anything about gears?
hey ben. there were a couple of guys looking for you.	What did they look like?
hey, brad... how's it going?	Hey Ben. There were a couple of guys looking for you.
please don't raise your voice. i won't bother you about it again.	Sorry. Look... you seem like a nice girl. I'm just sick of everyone in this town trying to get my money.
i'm sorry, i guess i misunderstood.	Please don't raise your voice. I won't bother you about it again.
a date. what, are you a hooker?  what do you mean a date?  i've got a wife back home. i just came over to talk for a few minutes.	I'm sorry, I guess I misunderstood.
well... i thought you might be looking for a date.	A date. What, are you a hooker?  What do you mean a date?  I've got a wife back home. I just came over to talk for a few minutes.
right here at the hotel. why?	Well... I thought you might be looking for a date.
where are you staying?	Right here at the hotel. Why?
alone. alone. i'm here alone.	Where are you staying?
so... are you alone, or are you just using me to make someone else jealous?	Alone. Alone. I'm here alone.
yes, that would be great. are you her for the convention?	Do I look that obvious? My name's Paul.
about ready for another drink?	Yes, that would be great. Are you her for the convention?
yuri... are you...	Sera... please go.
go, sera.  go. stay at home. i will call you tomorrow.	Yuri... are you...
have you told anyone that i'm here?	No.
yes? what?	It's me, Yuri.
don't hit me.	What do you think... you are sixteen years old on Hollywood Boulevard?
like i said... it was a slow night... i'm sorry. it was hard to score.	Don't hit me.
a full night on the street and this is all?	Like I said... it was a slow night... I'm sorry. It was hard to score.
it was a slow night. i went to a hotel for a few drinks.	A full night on the street and this is all?
where have you been?	It was a slow night. I went to a hotel for a few drinks.
yes, of course. how much do you need?	All of it. I need to buy many things... all of it!
it is, after all, sera, my money.	Yes, of course. How much do you need?
where have you been staying?	With an old friend.
i'm pleased with you, sera... how you have moved up in the world. i showed you a glamorous world when i took you off the streets...  and how you repay me.	Where have you been staying?
you have been lonely?	I am lonely, Yuri.
i will keep you safe. we are both older.	You have been lonely?
i've been all right.	I will keep you safe. We are both older.
you have been lonely?	I've been all right.
i want this, sera. i need this!	Please, Yuri.
i don't want this. yuri, please. i really don't want this. you know i don't like to do groups.	I want this, Sera. I need this!
well, then. you'll need excellent recommendations from your professors, a heck of an admissions essay and at least a one-seventy-five on your lsats.	I once had to judge a Theta Chi Tighty- Whitey contest. Trust me -- I can handle anything.
i don't need backups. harvard is the school i'm going to.	Well, then. You'll need excellent recommendations from your professors, a heck of an admissions essay and at least a one-seventy-five on your LSATs.
yes, but your major is fashion merchandising. harvard won't be impressed that you aced "history of lycra". what are your backups?	I don't need backups. Harvard is the school I'm going to.
i have a 4.0.	Yes, but your major is Fashion Merchandising. Harvard won't be impressed that you aced "History of Lycra". What are your backups?
but it's a top three school --	I have a 4.0.
that's right.	But it's a top three school --
harvard law school?	That's right.
you're fired. i have new representation.	Who?
what?	You're fired. I have new representation.
get up.	What?
what're you so happy about? you're on trial for murder.	Get up.
are we done for today?	I believe we are.
i'll take that as a no.	Are we done for today?
go to hell.	I'll take that as a no.
were you with another man?	Go to hell.
i can't give you that. and if you put me on the stand, i'll lie.	Were you with another man?
brooke, i believe you. but a jury is gonna want an alibi.	I can't give you that. And if you put me on the stand, I'll lie.
i loved him!	He was thirty-four years older than you. That doesn't sound so good to a jury.
insurance? a love affair? pure unadulterated hatred? believe me, the da will come up with plenty of reasons.	I loved him!
why would i kill my husband?	Insurance? A love affair? Pure unadulterated hatred? Believe me, the DA will come up with plenty of reasons.
where they saw you standing over the body covered in his blood.	Why would I kill my husband?
i didn't do it! i walked in, saw my husband lying on the floor, bent down to check his heart, screamed my head off and chutney and enrique ran inside.	Where they saw you standing over the body covered in his blood.
you understand you're on trial for murder?	I didn't do it! I walked in, saw my husband lying on the floor, bent down to check his heart, screamed my head off and Chutney and Enrique ran inside.
i can't tell you.	You understand you're on trial for murder?
what alibi?	I can't tell you.
that's not what's important.	To me it is. He doesn't trust me. Why should I trust him?
he thinks i'm guilty, doesn't he?	That's not what's important.
he's an ass that's gonna try.	He thinks I'm guilty, doesn't he?
but is he an ass that's gonna win my case?	He's an ass that's gonna try.
he's the top defense attorney in the state. of course he's an ass.	But is he an ass that's gonna win my case?
is he always such an ass?	He's the top defense attorney in the state. Of course he's an ass.
enrique's gay. i'm sure of it.	He did leave a Cher tape in the pool house once --
what's going on?	Enrique's gay. I'm sure of it.
i'm not having an affair with enrique -- you know a delta gamma would never sleep with a man who wears a thong! i just liked watching him bend over to clean the filter --	I believe you! Don't worry.
no!	I'm a fraud! But it's not like normal people can have this ass! If my fans knew, I'd lose everything. I've already lost my husband. I rather be in jail then lose my reputation!
i have made my fortune on my ability to teach women how to perfect their bodies with the brooke's butt buster workout.	I know! You helped me go from a six to a four!
how?	I have made my fortune on my ability to teach women how to perfect their bodies with the Brooke's Butt Buster workout.
that's just it -- it would ruin me!	How?
whatever it is -- it could save you.	That's just it -- it would ruin me!
it's so shameful...	Whatever it is -- it could save you.
who could better understand than me?	It's so shameful...
elle, i can't. you don't understand.	Who could better understand than me?
i'm glad it's you and not donovan.	He means well. He's really brilliant and all.
are you okay? you look so sad... and so orange.	I'm glad it's you and not Donovan.
you took my class in la. you had the best high kick i've ever seen. are you one of my lawyers?	Sort of.
i'm a delta gamma and i'm a huge fan of yours!	You took my class in LA. You had the best high kick I've ever seen. Are you one of my lawyers?
was there any evidence that mrs. windham shot him?	His dead body with a bullet in it.
uh, yeah, because the bitch shot him.	Was there any evidence that Mrs. Windham shot him?
was there any reason for you to believe she had discarded a weapon?	Uh, yeah, because the bitch shot him.
no.	Was there any reason for you to believe she had discarded a weapon?
did she have a weapon in her hand?	No.
i got out of the shower, walked downstairs, saw her standing over my father, and called the police.	Did she have a weapon in her hand?
she's younger than i am. did she tell you that? how would you feel if your father married someone younger than you?	You, however, had time to hide the gun, didn't you, Chutney? After you shot your father?
and if you in fact, heard the gunshot, then brooke windham wouldn't have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. which would mean that you would've had to have found mrs. windham with a gun in her hand to make your story sound plausible. isn't that right?	She's younger than I am. Did she tell you that? How would you feel if your father married someone younger than you?
because they got wet.	That's right. Because isn't the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least twenty-four hours after getting a perm at the risk of de-activating the ammonium thiglycolate?
chutney, why is it that tracy marcinko's curls were ruined when she got hosed down?	Because they got wet.
two a year since i was twelve. you do the math.	You know, a girl in my sorority, Tracy Marcinko, got a perm once. Even though we all told her not to. Curls really weren't the right look for her --  She didn't have your bone structure.
how many, would you say?	Two a year since I was twelve. You do the math.
yes.	How many, would you say?
yes, your honor. had you ever gotten a perm before, miss windham?	Yes.
where you got in the shower.	Yes.
i got up, went to starbucks, went to the gym, got a perm, and came home.	Where you got in the shower.
miss windham, can you tell us what you'd been doing earlier in the day?	I got up, went to Starbucks, went to the gym, got a perm, and came home.
yes. i was washing my hair.	Miss Windham, can you tell us what you'd been doing earlier in the day?
but you didn't hear the shot, because you were in the shower.	Yes. I was washing my hair.
so at some point in the -- twenty minutes you were in the shower, your father was shot?	I guess.
no. i was in the shower.	So at some point in the -- twenty minutes you were in the shower, your father was shot?
did you hear a shot fired?	No. I was in the shower.
but mrs. windham didn't have a gun?	No, she'd stashed it by then.
i saw brooke standing over his body, drenched in his blood.	But Mrs. Windham didn't have a gun?
and when you came downstairs, what happened?	I saw Brooke standing over his body, drenched in his blood.
not that i saw. but like i said, i went straight upstairs to take a shower.	And when you came downstairs, what happened?
okay -- ms. windham, when you uh arrived back at the house? was your father there?	Not that I saw. But like I said, I went straight upstairs to take a shower.
huh?	Tell him, Paulette.
due to the fact that you retained the residence, ms. bonafante is entitled to full ownership of the canine property in question and we will be enforcing said ownership immediately.	Huh?
come again?	Due to the fact that you retained the residence, Ms. Bonafante is entitled to full ownership of the canine property in question and we will be enforcing said ownership immediately.
who's askin'?	I'm Elle Woods. Ms. Bonafante's attorney.
dewey newcomb?	Who's askin'?
i do. i'm not allowing it.	But you agreed last night. In the office? When we were discussing my "career"?
you're not going up there.	Yes, I am.
so everything you just said --	I'm a man who knows what I want.
you're a beautiful girl, elle.	So everything you just said --
you're hitting on me?	You're a beautiful girl, Elle.
i think it's time discuss your career path. have you thought about where you might be a summer associate?	Not really. I know how competitive it all is --
i'm sorry, but --	I'm impressed that you took the initiative to go there and get it. That's what makes a good lawyer. And on top of that, you gained the client's trust and kept it. That's what makes a great lawyer. You're smart, Elle. Smarter than most of the guys I have on my payroll.
about the alibi --	I'm sorry, but --
thank you.	About the alibi --
you followed your intuition today and you were right on target. i should've listened.	Thank you.
is everything okay?	You followed your intuition today and you were right on target. I should've listened.
sit down.	Is everything okay?
good work today, ms. woods.	Thank you!
what are you talking about?	He's gay -- he isn't Brooke's lover! He's making it up. Whoever killed Heyworth is paying him off.
why the hell not?	I promised her I'd keep it secret. I can't break the bonds of sisterhood!
yes. but i can't tell you what it is.	Why the hell not?
did you get it?	Yes. But I can't tell you what it is.
all i know is -- it's not brooke.	That's touching, Elle, but we need an alibi.
mr. salvatore, do you have any proof that you and mrs. windham were having an affair?	Just the love in my heart.
so she was distraught that her husband was dead?	Oh, yes. Mrs. Windham is the most sweet, wonderful woman I know. I have loved her since the day she hired me. She could never do something this awful. I know this because we are very close.
no, she was crying her eyes out.	So she was distraught that her husband was dead?
was she carrying a weapon?	No, she was crying her eyes out.
i saw mrs. windham standing over the body of mr. windham.	Was she carrying a weapon?
what did you see when you entered the house?	I saw Mrs. Windham standing over the body of Mr. Windham.
massachusetts supreme judicial court rule 3:03.	See?
uh -- both?	Forget it. I've already spent too many hours crying over you.
for what? breaking my heart or ruining sex for me with any other man?	Uh -- both?
i'm sorry?	For what? Breaking my heart or ruining sex for me with any other man?
-- uh --	I'm sorry?
we spend a beautiful night together and then i never hear from you again?	-- uh --
what?	We spend a beautiful night together and then I never hear from you again?
why didn't you call me?	What?
donovan's firm is defending a major murder case and his caseload is so heavy he's taking on first year interns.	He chose them already?
what's going on?	Donovan's firm is defending a major murder case and his caseload is so heavy he's taking on first year interns.
i don't know.	Well, I recommend knowing before speaking. The law leaves much room for interpretation -- but very little for self-doubt.
-- his life?	I don't know.
how about --	-- his life?
i think so...	How about --
would you be willing to stake your life on it?	I think so...
yes?	Would you be willing to stake your life on it?
yes?	Aristotle.
you can't go home!	What's the point of staying? All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs. No one's ever going to take me seriously. The people at law school don't, Warner doesn't -- I don't even think my parents take me seriously. They wanted me to grow up and become a Victoria's Secret model who marries a rock star. Now, for the first time, it seemed like someone expected me to do something better with my life than wear underwear for a living. But I was kidding myself -- Donovan didn't see me as a lawyer. He saw me as a piece of ass just like everyone else. It turns out, I am a joke.
great. donovan actually said the words "good work, ms. woods". he takes me seriously! can you believe it?	Of course I can believe it. You're going to make a great lawyer.
how'd it go at the trial?	Great. Donovan actually said the words "Good work, Ms. Woods". He takes me seriously! Can you believe it?
i'm so happy for you!	How'd it go at the trial?
and after they set his nose, he came back for his truck and i offered to drive for him since he was still on pain-killers and we spent the whole afternoon together! he was unconscious for part of it, but it was really fun!	I'm so happy for you!
good one.	Trust me. You've got the equipment, you just need to read the manual.
i am. and i'm looking at a beautiful, fabulous, sexy woman.	Good one.
what's the point?  look at me.	I am. And I'm looking at a beautiful, fabulous, sexy woman.
have you ever considered asking him if he'd like a cold beverage? or perhaps a neck massage?	What's the point?  Look at me.
no. sometimes i say "okay" instead of "fine".	Have you ever considered asking him if he'd like a cold beverage? Or perhaps a neck massage?
so, this is the only interaction you two have ever had?	No. Sometimes I say "Okay" instead of "Fine".
i feel so bad for her. i mean, she's in jail! and she's innocent. but i'm the only one who believes her. donovan totally thinks she's guilty.	That's because men are big, fat retards who don't -- Oh, my God...
look at him. he's still scratching his head.	Which must be a nice vacation for his balls...
god, that felt great!	Look at him. He's still scratching his head.
no.	Yes, you are. Go -- you can do this.
you ready?	No.
i couldn't help it! it was the most fun i've had since i've been in law school. not only was i good enough for warner -- i was better than him. he has to see serious i am now. even donovan was impressed, and he's a total hard-ass.	You ready?
you showed up warner in class? you're supposed to be showing up sarah.	I couldn't help it! It was the most fun I've had since I've been in law school. Not only was I good enough for Warner -- I was better than him. He has to see serious I am now. Even Donovan was impressed, and he's a total hard-ass.
could i be anymore goddamn spastic?  so you're sure, this warner guy is "the one"?	Definitely! I love him!
is she?	She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she's not completely unfortunate-looking.
she's from connecticut. she belongs to his stupid country club.	Is she as pretty as you?
so, what's this sarah got that you don't? three tits?	She's from Connecticut. She belongs to his stupid country club.
that's terrible!	So, what's this Sarah got that you don't? Three tits?
what could i do?  he's a man who followed his pecker to greener pastures. i'm a middle- aged high-school dropout with stretch marks and a fat ass. happens every day. at least to women like me.	That's terrible!
no!	What could I do?  He's a man who followed his pecker to greener pastures. I'm a middle- aged high-school dropout with stretch marks and a fat ass. Happens every day. At least to women like me.
i didn't even get to go to his birthday party.	No!
cried a lot and gained twenty pounds. dewey kept the trailer and my precious baby rufus. i got jackcrap.	I didn't even get to go to his birthday party.
what'd you do?	Cried a lot and gained twenty pounds. Dewey kept the trailer and my precious baby Rufus. I got jackcrap.
you're asking the wrong girl. i'm with my guy eight years and then one day it's "i met someone else. move out."	What'd you do?
well, what am i supposed to do? he's engaged! she's got the family six- carat on her bony, unpolished finger.	You're asking the wrong girl. I'm with my guy eight years and then one day it's "I met someone else. Move out."
after you went to all that trouble?	Well, what am I supposed to do? He's engaged! She's got the family six- carat on her bony, unpolished finger.
you can't even imagine.	Spill.
name?	Delta. Gamma.
i'm her sister.	Name?
relation?	I'm her sister.
uh -- family.	Relation?
licensed attorney or family member?	Uh -- family.
i'm here to see brooke windham.	Licensed attorney or family member?
you're pawning the rock?!	Hell, yes. We've got finals to study for. In Jamaica.
and donovan's a scumbag for coming on to you.	Yes, he is.
yes, you are.	And Donovan's a scumbag for coming on to you.
i'm a bitch.	Yes, you are.
what?	Maybe you should sleep with the judge too. Then we can win the case.
you almost had me fooled.	What?
really?	He's already got his coffee -- maybe he needs a donut.
donovan asked to see you before you leave.	Really?
did you know he got wait-listed when he applied? his father had to make a call.	You're kidding!
i know. he has it sent out.	Did you know he got wait-listed when he applied? His father had to make a call.
warner can't even do his own laundry.	I know. He has it sent out.
i know. i thought that was very -- classy of you.	Really? Thanks.
it's not my alibi to tell --	I know. I thought that was very -- classy of you.
i'm still can't believe you didn't tell donovan the alibi.	It's not my alibi to tell --
too bad you and i are the only ones.	I'm still can't believe you didn't tell Donovan the alibi.
i believe her, too. i don't think she's having an affair with enrique.	Too bad you and I are the only ones.
the idiot speaks.	Although Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, I have to wonder if the defendant kept a thorough record of each sperm emission made throughout his life?
our group is full.	Oh, God, was this like an RSVP thing?
hi. sarah knottingham.	You know her?
hello! you're like, a lawyer.	Not yet.
speaking of which, can you please put on some party clothes? you look like someone rolled you in something sticky and dragged you through a k- mart.	I can't believe you guys are actually here -- but this case is important. I'll make it up to you after finals, okay? I -- promise. I really want to do a good job.
oh, how sweet! you made friends with a nerdy girl.	Margot!
keep june first open -- you're one of my bridesmaids. and give warner our love.	I will...
josh proposed!	No way --
what?!	Josh proposed!
picking out my wedding dress!	What?!
power yoga?	Picking out my wedding dress!
it's elle!  guess what i'm doing right this second?	Power yoga?
elle, do you know what happened on "days of our lives" yesterday?	Why, yes, Margot, I do. Once again, we joined Hope in the search for her identity. As you know, she's been brainwashed by the evil Stefano --
your scrunchie?	My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
here. you're gonna need this.	Your scrunchie?
i have the highest gpa in delta gamma!	Here. You're gonna need this.
but isn't it kind of hard to get into law school?	I have the highest GPA in Delta Gamma!
once warner sees me as a serious law student, he'll want me back. it's a completely brilliant plan!	But isn't it kind of hard to get into law school?
honey, stop! you have to leave this room -- it's been a week.	So?
we still love you. sisters forever!	Thank you. I love you, too.
i don't know! everything was normal at first and then he said he needed someone more --  serious!	Serious?! Who the hell does he think he is? You're the most popular month on the USC calendar!
what if -- you know -- it's not the night?	Why else would he be taking you to The Ivy? You've been dating for a year -- it's not like he's trying to impress you.
i think you should go with red. it's the color of confidence.	Well, I don't want to look like I know what's coming...
too demure?	I think you should go with red. It's the color of confidence.
why else would she have flown in from newport? it's not like she'd fed ex a six carat diamond.	You think?
can someone please tell rick that he is not the only sigma chi with a big penis?	You guys are so sweet!
is he the only one?	What do you think?
someone missed you.	Is he the only one?
then, forget it. besides, i have an early class tomorrow.	So Friday at eight?
as long as you realize i'm not just some man-toy you can show off like a trophy.	Then, forget it. Besides, I have an early class tomorrow.
are you asking me on a date?	As long as you realize I'm not just some man-toy you can show off like a trophy.
up for a celebration dinner?	Are you asking me on a date?
oh, my god!	Oh, my God!!
going back to la. maybe i can fulfill my destiny as a useless bimbo and join the swedish bikini team. no more navy blue suits. no more panty- hose. no more trying to be something i'm not.	What if you're trying to be something you are? The hell with Donovan. Stay.
so now you're -- ?	Going back to LA. Maybe I can fulfill my destiny as a useless bimbo and join the Swedish Bikini Team. No more navy blue suits. No more panty- hose. No more trying to be something I'm not.
law school was a mistake. getting this internship was a mistake.	What're you talking about? You earned it --
whoa -- why?	Law school was a mistake. Getting this internship was a mistake.
i'm quitting.	Whoa -- Why?
hey --	I'm quitting.
back up. how do you know he's gay?	Gay men know designers. Straight men don't.
he's gay! enrique is gay!	What?!
you really think i'm attractive?	For a butt-head? Yes.
fine. sorry i brought it up.	You really think I'm attractive?
projecting joy is not my job.	Fine. Sorry I brought it up.
well, you should -- if you look good, you feel good and if you feel good, you project joy into the world.	Projecting joy is not my job.
i don't --  do that stuff.	Well, you should -- If you look good, you feel good and if you feel good, you project joy into the world.
the bags under your eyes. you're an attractive man, but you need to take better care of yourself.	I don't --  Do that stuff.
what the hell is that for?	The bags under your eyes. You're an attractive man, but you need to take better care of yourself.
exactly how much gorilla sex do you think a sixty-year-old man can take?	That's not really a topic that keeps me up at night -- but maybe it should.
in that case, maybe heyworth got fellated by a brunette and brooke caught him.	Exactly how much gorilla sex do you think a sixty-year-old man can take?
if she were a true blonde, she would've left the cheating bastard. blondes don't let their husbands get fellated by brunettes and live to tell about it.	In that case, maybe Heyworth got fellated by a brunette and Brooke caught him.
wait -- hilary clinton.	If she were a true blonde, she would've left the cheating bastard. Blondes don't let their husbands get fellated by brunettes and live to tell about it.
that is a direct result of anti- blonde discrimination!	Wait -- Hilary Clinton.
i can't.	That is a direct result of anti- blonde discrimination!
it would be a full-service law firm, by and for blondes, providing positive blonde role models and community outreach in high blonde areas. i mean, think about it -- name one blonde intellectual role model.	I can't.
okay, how would it work?	It would be a full-service law firm, by and for blondes, providing positive blonde role models and community outreach in high blonde areas. I mean, think about it -- name one blonde intellectual role model.
blondes are discriminated against worldwide! brooke's a blonde, and people are saying she's sleeping with the cheesy pool boy and shooting her husband. if she was a mousy brunette, it would be, "oh, the poor widow."	You're serious?
the what?	Blondes are discriminated against worldwide! Brooke's a blonde, and people are saying she's sleeping with the cheesy pool boy and shooting her husband. If she was a mousy brunette, it would be, "Oh, the poor widow."
i never trust a woman who's not blonde. except for my friend serena, but that's only because she's a blonde at heart. that's the whole reason i'm starting the blonde legal defense fund.	The what?
so?	I never trust a woman who's not blonde. Except for my friend Serena, but that's only because she's a blonde at heart. That's the whole reason I'm starting the Blonde Legal Defense Fund.
did you see the icky black color of her hair?	So?
and you know this for a fact?	Did you see the icky black color of her hair?
you're going to trust the word of a woman who named her child after a condiment? she's ly-ing.	And you know this for a fact?
how can you still believe she's innocent?	You're going to trust the word of a woman who named her child after a condiment? She's ly-ing.
she's not!	Did your daughter ever say anything to you about Brooke and Heyworth's relationship?
mrs. windham vandermark?	We're here from Austen, Platt, Jaret & Donovan --
no, she can't move for an hour.	Mrs. Windham Vandermark?
damn. we can't see her for an hour?	No, she can't move for an hour.
i can't believe you called me a butthead. no one's called me a butt- head since ninth grade.	Maybe not to your face...
because people aren't always what they seem to be and you refuse to see that. have a little faith. you might be surprised.	I can't believe you called me a butthead. No one's called me a butt- head since ninth grade.
how do you figure?	Because people aren't always what they seem to be and you refuse to see that. Have a little faith. You might be surprised.
you're kind of being a butt-head right now.	How do you figure?
but maybe it is --	You're kind of being a butt-head right now.
but maybe it's not what you think.	But maybe it is --
and d) brooke is obviously hiding something.	But maybe it's not what you think.
a) he's an old man with a really big penis. b) she never told me i was fat. and c) victoria principal sells on that network.	And D) Brooke is obviously hiding something.
she married an old man, she's made a living on telling women they're too fat, she hawks her crap on the home shopping network...	A) He's an old man with a really big penis. B) She never told me I was fat. And C) Victoria Principal sells on that network.
why?	She married an old man, she's made a living on telling women they're too fat, she hawks her crap on the Home Shopping Network...
she's completely untrustworthy.	Why?
aside from that.	She's completely untrustworthy.
uh, for starters, she won't give us an alibi --	Aside from that.
explain to me why you're so anti- brooke.	Uh, for starters, she won't give us an alibi --
okay, if brooke didn't kill the guy, who did?	My money's on the angry daughter or the ex-wife.
don't ask.	I wasn't gonna --
good luck.	Thanks again for your help!
and make sure you read the footnotes in levinson's class. that's where all her exam questions come from.	Wow. I'm glad I met you.
speak up in donovan's class. he likes people with an opinion. sit in the back for royalton. he tends to spit when he talks about products liability.	And make sure you read the footnotes in Levinson's class. That's where all her exam questions come from.
donovan, royalton and levinson.	Speak up in Donovan's class. He likes people with an opinion. Sit in the back for Royalton. He tends to spit when he talks about products liability.
don't worry. it gets better. who else do you have?	Donovan, Royalton and Levinson.
neat.	Don't worry. It gets better. Who else do you have?
no, but she made me cry once. not in class -- i waited until i got to my room, but yeah, she can pretty much shrivel your balls -- or you know, your whatevers.	Neat.
did she do that to you, too?	No, but she made me cry once. Not in class -- I waited until I got to my room, but yeah, she can pretty much shrivel your balls -- or you know, your whatevers.
you have stromwell.	Did she do that to you, too?
and if you don't know the answer, they just kick you out?	You have Stromwell.
the professors? yeah, they tend to do that. socratic method.	And if you don't know the answer, they just kick you out?
do they just -- put you on the spot like that? like, all the time?	The professors? Yeah, they tend to do that. Socratic method.
i wish we could stay longer, but i have a game.	I can't believe you're a Laker Girl!
you guys -- i can't. we're in the middle of a trial.	Where's Warner?
what're you doing here?!	We're on our way to the bridal show in New York so we thought we'd rescue you from law school for the night.
i got bangs!	Really --
what?	I got bangs!
oh, my god! i completely forgot to tell you!	What?
i miss you guys! the people here are so vile! hardly anyone even talks to me unless it's to say something that's not nice. law school sucks!	Oh, my God! I completely forgot to tell you!
well, hurry up so you can come home! we miss you!	I miss you guys! The people here are so vile! Hardly anyone even talks to me unless it's to say something that's not nice. Law school sucks!
almost.	Well, hurry up so you can come home! We miss you!
calvin klein's spring line is atrocious. don't you agree?	Absolutely!
girls -- i'm going to harvard!	What, like on va-kay?
i don't know! i don't know anything any more!  i just need to be by myself.	Are you sure?
how could this happen?	I don't know! I don't know anything any more!  I just need to be by myself.
oh, he is so over on this campus.	I just don't understand what went wrong --
thank you, serena, but i don't think it'll do any good.	What happened?
i'm canceling the mixer. we'll blacklist sigma chi.	Thank you, Serena, but I don't think it'll do any good.
no -- it's just -- not me.	I'm canceling the mixer. We'll blacklist Sigma Chi.
but i'm not positive it's gonna happen tonight --	Helloo... he just had lunch with his grandmother. You know he got "The Rock".
you don't really believe she's innocent?	Of course, I do!
maybe she found him like that.	That's the story she'll be telling the jury. We just have to prove it.
his twenty-seven year old daughter and the pool boy.	Maybe she found him like that.
she could make you drop three pounds in one class. she's completely gifted!	Well, in all likelihood, she's completely guilty as well. She was seen standing over her husband's dead body.
amazing how?	She could make you drop three pounds in one class. She's completely gifted!
she was a delta gamma! not in my pledge class or anything -- she graduated five years ahead of me. but i used to take her class at the la sports club. she's amazing!	Amazing how?
maiden name -- daniels.  you know her?	She was a Delta Gamma! Not in my pledge class or anything -- she graduated five years ahead of me. But I used to take her class at the LA Sports Club. She's amazing!
it's pink.	And engraved... Gives it that extra little something, doesn't it?  See you tomorrow!
i do.	It's pink.
you should. do you have a resume?	I do.
i don't know --	You should. Do you have a resume?
you're applying for my internship, aren't you?	I don't know --
i did?	You're applying for my internship, aren't you?
yes? ms. woods?	I changed my mind. I'd pick the dangerous one.
why not?	I'd rather have a client who's innocent.
neither.	Why not?
there's a pizza welcome lunch in twenty minutes. does that count?	I guess it'll have to...
you know -- mixers, formals, beach trips.	There's a pizza welcome lunch in twenty minutes. Does that count?
your what?	You know -- mixers, formals, beach trips.
wait -- my social events schedule is missing.	Your what?
uh, no. maybe you should try the lido deck.	Wait -- my social events schedule is missing.
has warner huntington checked in yet?	Uh, no. Maybe you should try the Lido deck.
class schedule, map, book list.	Has Warner Huntington checked in yet?
are you serious?	Huh. Imagine that. Looks like I am.
in court. on opposing sides.	Are you serious?
it made me realize something. i'm an idiot.	Really?
thanks for the backup.	How was I supposed to know what kind of shoes you had on?
pink ones.	See?
if you tell him, you'll probably make summer associate. who cares about brooke? think about yourself.	I gave her my word, Warner.
you look -- nice.	Thank you.
but what? we took the same lsat, we take the same classes --	I just don't want to see you get your hopes up. You know how you get.
well, yeah, but --	But what? We took the same LSAT, we take the same classes --
am i on glue, or did i not get into the same law school you did, warner?	Well, yeah, but --
i didn't mean --	Am I on glue, or did I not get into the same law school you did, Warner?
elle, c'mon, there's no way you'll get the grades to qualify for one of those spots. you're not smart enough.	I didn't mean --
tell me about it. i can't imagine doing all this and donovan's internship next year.	Elle, c'mon, there's no way you'll get the grades to qualify for one of those spots. You're not smart enough.
that's because i spend all my time with case studies and hypos.	Tell me about it. I can't imagine doing all this and Donovan's internship next year.
i feel like we've barely spent any time together since we got here.	That's because I spend all my time with case studies and hypos.
now i am.	I feel like we've barely spent any time together since we got here.
thank you. having fun?	Now I am.
wow. you're a walking felony.	Thank you. Having fun?
i'm sorry, i just hallucinated.	Sarah was my girlfriend at prep school. We got back together over the summer at my grandmother's birthday party.
good. good.	Do anything exciting?
fine. except for this horrible girl who made me look bad in front of my civ pro professor. but no biggie. you're here now.  how was your summer?	Good. Good.
so -- uh -- how was your first class?	Fine. Except for this horrible girl who made me look bad in front of my Civ Pro professor. But no biggie. You're here now.  How was your summer?
oops! time for class. meet me after? on the benches?	Uh -- sure.
what, like it's that hard?	Oops! Time for class. Meet me after? On the benches?
you got into harvard law?	What, like it's that hard?
harvard. law school.	You got into Harvard Law?
you go where?	Harvard. Law school.
no, silly. i go here.	You go where?
what're you talking about? you're not here to see me?	No, silly. I go here.
i told you, elle. i need someone -- serious.	I'm seriously in love with you -- Isn't that enough?
just because i'm not a vanderbilt, all of a sudden i'm white trash? i grew up in bel air, warner! across the street from aaron spelling! i think most people would agree that's way better than a vanderbilt --	I told you, Elle. I need someone -- serious.
east coast people are different.	Just because I'm not a Vanderbilt, all of a sudden I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner! Across the street from Aaron Spelling! I think most people would agree that's way better than a Vanderbilt --
so you're breaking up with me because you're afraid your family won't like me?  everybody likes me!	East coast people are different.
i have to think about my future. and what people expect from me.	So you're breaking up with me because you're afraid your family won't like me?  Everybody likes me!
how can it be the right thing if we're not together?	I have to think about my future. And what people expect from me.
elle, believe me, i never expected to be doing this, but i think it's the right thing to do.	How can it be the right thing if we're not together?
elle -- it's twenty miles back to campus.	Elle, believe me, I never expected to be doing this, but I think it's the right thing to do.
no.	Elle -- it's twenty miles back to campus.
c'mon. let me take you home.	No.
then what? my boobs are too big?	Elle -- no -- your boobs are fine --
that's not entirely --	Then what? My boobs are too big?
you're breaking up with me because i'm too -- blonde?	That's not entirely --
proposing?! elle, if i'm going to be a politician, i need to marry a jackie, not a -- marilyn.	You're breaking up with me because I'm too -- blonde?
you're breaking up with me?!  i thought you were proposing.	Proposing?! Elle, If I'm going to be a politician, I need to marry a Jackie, not a -- Marilyn.
i'm sorry, elle, i just --	You're breaking up with me?!  I thought you were proposing.
i completely agree.	That's why I think it's time for us to --
but the thing is, if i'm gonna be a senator by the time i'm thirty -- i can't keep dicking around.	I completely agree.
and i fully support that.	But the thing is, if I'm gonna be a senator by the time I'm thirty -- I can't keep dicking around.
my family expects a lot from me. and i expect a lot from me. i plan on running for office some day.	And I fully support that.
of course.	My family expects a lot from me. And I expect a lot from me. I plan on running for office some day.
i mean, we're having a lot of fun now -- but things are gonna be different when i'm at harvard. law school is a completely different world. i need to be serious.	Of course.
i'm fully amenable to that discussion.	I mean, we're having a lot of fun now -- but things are gonna be different when I'm at Harvard. Law school is a completely different world. I need to be serious.
you're beautiful.	So are you!
and what is your boyfriend's name?	Chuck.
three months.	And what is your boyfriend's name?
and how long have you been sleeping with mrs. windham?	Three months.
a restaurant in oakland. where no one would recognize us.	And how long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?
where?	A restaurant in Oakland. Where no one would recognize us.
yes.	Where?
did you ever take mrs. windham on a date?	Yes.
hovering?	I didn't stick around long enough to watch him stick his swizzle stick in her mouth, but I'd bet my next check that that's where he was about to put it.
why do you say that?	Haven't you seen the cabana boy?
but i guess it wasn't enough for brooke.	Why do you say that?
i' m sure that was very awkward for chutney.  much as it is for me, hearing you tell about it.	But I guess it wasn't enough for Brooke.
aside from the fact that he found her on an infomercial? she said they humped like gorillas. chutney could hear them all the way in the pool house.	I' m sure that was very awkward for Chutney.  Much as it is for me, hearing you tell about it.
well, that's what we're trying to prove didn't happen. do you have any reason to believe it did?	I never met the woman, but from what my daughter tells me, she's quite the cun --
so, i hear the tart from california shot heyworth.	Well, that's what we're trying to prove didn't happen. Do you have any reason to believe it did?
she's naked.	I'm covered in very expensive Egyptian mud -- hardly naked.
there he is!	Pull up next to him!
you passed spanish because you gave professor montoya a hand-job after the final.	Yeah, luckily.
why?!	I mean, I know you're upset and all, but can't you just take a sedative?
let's all go! road trip!	Wait -- Cecil has a condo in Tahoe. Let's go there!
what's the thing that always makes us feel better, no matter what?	Cunnilingus?
helloo... you let him have anal sex with you.  helloo... you let him videotape you diddling yourself.	You're right. Phew!
oh, god. what if josh doesn't think i'm serious enough?	Helloo... you let him have anal sex with you.  Helloo... you let him videotape you diddling yourself.
is it a kappa?	It's not a Theta --
elle?	Where's the Rock?
fire moat... why do that?	Purely a precaution...
nay.  this is a private affair, no audience welcome... better you watch the dismantling of our enemies... and, look you, see the moat is set aflame.	Fire moat... why do that?
we come watch... we come watch...	Nay.  This is a private affair, no audience welcome... Better you watch the dismantling of our enemies... and, look you, see the moat is set aflame.
you go?  not watch fun?	I have something far more pleasant awaiting me.
then we smash 'em?	Anything left for smashing you may happily smash.
fight's over before it's begun... soon the survivors will be in full retreat.	Then we smash 'em?
fool's magic.	Precisely.  Faith has persuaded them a pygmie with a sling can kill an armed giant.
why so few?	Faith.
you go to lady now?	To finish last evening's delightful work.
this is another victory, my friends. what began with the lash shall be concluded with a caress.	You go to lady now?
more fun win battle?	This is another victory, my friends. What began with the lash shall be concluded with a caress.
we watch... good fun...	Indeed, the best of fun... Enjoy yourselves.
birdies... pretty...	I doubt the faeries will admire their beauty... Come, this will be fun to watch.
we go out, smash 'em now?	No.  Smashing is not required.  I have a surprise for our tiny invaders... Raise that hatch!
always.	We go out, smash 'em now?
dumb magic.  giant smash peewee.	Always.
what?	Delusion... a kind of magic which works against the magician.
to be strong and free... that is all i desire.	So you shall be... Like our brothers, the hawk and the wolf, our spirits know no master... we are created in the pure image of the savage God that set our turbulent universe in motion.
precisely, my darling.  your animal strength, your primitive power has surfaced... you are what you desire.	To be strong and free... that is all I desire.
yes.  i feel that, too.  weakness is what is ugly.	Precisely, my darling.  Your animal strength, your primitive power has surfaced... you are what you desire.
or looked so beautiful...	Yes.  I feel that, too.  Weakness is what is ugly.
now i want to live forever.  i've never felt so strong or happy.	Or looked so beautiful...
and, now?	Now I want to live forever.  I've never felt so strong or happy.
it's odd... when i first found myself... changing... i was sick with loathing and disgust.  i thought i was so ugly i wanted to die...	And, now?
pleasure is for those who seize it! do you think those insipid, pale- skinned mortals will ever know such rapture?	It's odd... when I first found myself... changing... I was sick with loathing and disgust.  I thought I was so ugly I wanted to die...
and i with you... i never dreamed life held such pleasures...	Pleasure is for those who seize it! Do you think those insipid, pale- skinned mortals will ever know such rapture?
later, beloved... now i wish only to be with you...	And I with you... I never dreamed life held such pleasures...
might we watch, too?	Later, beloved... Now I wish only to be with you...
from the parapets most likely.  the men are amused by a battlefield entertainment of my own contriving.	Might we watch, too?
it sounded like it came from the courtyard.	From the parapets most likely.  The men are amused by a battlefield entertainment of my own contriving.
it's nothing.  my men take great delight in routing the enemy.  don't trouble yourself, beauty.	It sounded like it came from the courtyard.
what was that?  did you hear that?	It's nothing.  My men take great delight in routing the enemy.  Don't trouble yourself, beauty.
you're a beast!	Indeed I am, my dear... that makes us a pair!
my dear princess, the human soul is a highly elusive commodity.  i suggest you spend some hours before the glass.  contemplate your intriguing reflection and consider whether such a creature as yourself could possibly possess something as fine and beautiful as a soul.	You're a beast!
i don't expect you'd understand.	My dear Princess, the human soul is a highly elusive commodity.  I suggest you spend some hours before the glass.  Contemplate your intriguing reflection and consider whether such a creature as yourself could possibly possess something as fine and beautiful as a soul.
your soul...?  why should i bother with such a paltry trifle?	I don't expect you'd understand.
do as you wish with my body, you'll never possess my soul!	Your soul...?  Why should I bother with such a paltry trifle?
i'm pleased you're not troubled by the prospect...	Do as you wish with my body, you'll never possess my soul!
i see...	I'm pleased you're not troubled by the prospect...
when you are ripe for my pleasure, i will enjoy the harvest.	I see...
what will become of me then?	When you are ripe for my pleasure, I will enjoy the harvest.
yes?	What will become of me then?
and then?	Yes?
a few day's nourishment will see your strength returning.	And then?
oh, yes...	A few day's nourishment will see your strength returning.
we'll get you cleaned up, find a suitable gown... i imagine you'll enjoy a good meal?	Oh, yes...
at the moment, very little.  your company at my table...	We'll get you cleaned up, find a suitable gown... I imagine you'll enjoy a good meal?
what do you want from me?	At the moment, very little.  Your company at my table...
sweet princess, you begin to sound most reasonable.	What do you want from me?
don't please... i'll do what you desire...	Sweet Princess, you begin to sound most reasonable.
i can keep a victim alive for weeks... months, if i desire it... it's an art.  they beg for death... i keep it just out of their reach.  the pain remains constant.	Don't please... I'll do what you desire...
no more... please...	I can keep a victim alive for weeks... months, if I desire it... it's an art.  They beg for death... I keep it just out of their reach.  The pain remains constant.
why should i kill you?  a simple course in etiquette... something your parents sadly overlooked.	No more... please...
kill me... i want... so nice...	Why should I kill you?  A simple course in etiquette... something your parents sadly overlooked.
your moans seem almost pleasurable, my dear... developing a taste for the lash?	Kill me... I want... so nice...
jack... oh, jack... help me...	Too bad your precious Jack can't hear you... the damsel in distress... A rescue attempt would be most amusing... We could flay sweet Jack alive as an after-dinner entertainment...
do it now!	No.  Now is the time for discipline. Some lessons in obedience for the future Baroness.
when the time's come, you won't need to jump, i'll throw you out myself!	Do it now!
damn you!	We're both of us damned, my beauty.
to be my bride, of course.	I'd soon die.
why have you brought me here?	To be my bride, of course.
i prefer a plump capon, but will happily serve you rats if they're to your liking.	Why have you brought me here?
do you feed on mice and rats?	I prefer a plump capon, but will happily serve you rats if they're to your liking.
i prefer to think, more like the sagacious owl.	Do you feed on mice and rats?
like some vile toadstool.	I prefer to think, more like the sagacious owl.
i am a creature of darkness.  i require the shadow's solace and the black of night... sunlight is abhorrent to me... i cover myself completely whenever i venture forth in daylight... sunshine is my destroyer.	Like some vile toadstool.
protection?	I am a creature of darkness.  I require the shadow's solace and the black of night... Sunlight is abhorrent to me... I cover myself completely whenever I venture forth in daylight... Sunshine is my destroyer.
i know no more of shame than i do of fear.  i wear this mask not for concealment but protection.	Protection?
then why hide behind a mask?  you are ashamed!	I know no more of shame than I do of fear.  I wear this mask not for concealment but protection.
i am afraid of nothing.	Then why hide behind a mask?  You are ashamed!
and you... are you not also afraid?	I am afraid of nothing.
we're all of us beasts, my dear. only most are afraid to show it.	And you... are you not also afraid?
you... you're a beast!	We're all of us beasts, my dear. Only most are afraid to show it.
not from me, surely...	You... you're a beast!
god protect me.	Not from me, surely...
you should glory in your animal nature.  it is your triumph!  none know that better than i!	God protect me.
you lie!  you wish to humiliate me, as if the form i'm forced to bear were not punishment enough!	You should glory in your animal nature.  It is your triumph!  None know that better than I!
on the contrary!  the puling, pallid creature you were before was truly something disgusting.  now you are splendid... a fierce goddess... the embodiment of all that is strong and beautiful.	You lie!  You wish to humiliate me, as if the form I'm forced to bear were not punishment enough!
grotesque... monstrous...	On the contrary!  The puling, pallid creature you were before was truly something disgusting.  Now you are splendid... a fierce goddess... the embodiment of all that is strong and beautiful.
you're magnificent.	Grotesque... monstrous...
but i'm hideous!	You're magnificent.
i like well what i see.  it pleases me.	But I'm hideous!
you are cruel!  your heartless jesting worse than torture!  how can you speak of love when you see what i am!	I like well what I see.  It pleases me.
i speak of love, and you think only of the lash.	You are cruel!  Your heartless jesting worse than torture!  How can you speak of love when you see what I am!
your words sting more sharply than your whip.	I speak of love, and you think only of the lash.
your love.	Your words sting more sharply than your whip.
what do you want with me?	Your love.
my generosity is not so large as that.	What do you want with me?
no, wait... please... listen...	No more listening!  Your time is at an end, insignificant whelp!
you come stealee tleasoo?	Oh no... Don't you understand?
i need your help.  in order to fight blackheart, i must wear the armor of achilles.  i --	You come stealee tleasoo?
an' how you do it?  how you rift cuss?	I need your help.  In order to fight Blackheart, I must wear the armor of Achilles.  I --
it's terrible.	An' how you do it?  How you rift cuss?
flozen foleva not good.	It's terrible.
then you'll understand my quest.  an ogre named blackheart has killed the last stag unicorn and stolen his horn.  the world outside is cursed, plunged into eternal winter.  unless i return the alicorn, the earth will be frozen forever.	Flozen foleva not good.
dlagon not like that.  dlagon is spilit of life... spilit of stlength and goodness.	Then you'll understand my quest.  An ogre named Blackheart has killed the last stag unicorn and stolen his horn.  The world outside is cursed, plunged into eternal winter.  Unless I return the alicorn, the earth will be frozen forever.
you don't ravage the countryside, devouring maidens and burning the crops?	Dlagon not like that.  Dlagon is spilit of life... spilit of stlength and goodness.
you got no idee.  people there lookee diffelent; speakee diffelent. nothing the same.  in my countlee i bling good luck.  makee lain and thunder.	You don't ravage the countryside, devouring maidens and burning the crops?
east of mercia?	You got no idee.  People there lookee diffelent; speakee diffelent. Nothing the same.  In my countlee I bling good luck.  Makee lain and thunder.
country fa' fa' away.  to the east, beyond the lising sun...	East of Mercia?
cathay?	Country fa' fa' away.  To the East, beyond the lising sun...
course not.  i no flum here.  i come flum cathay.	Cathay?
well, er... no.  i mean, you don't look like dragons i've heard of.	Course not.  I no flum here.  I come flum Cathay.
no need lie, boy.  i no hurt you. do i look like i wanna hurt you?	Well, er... no.  I mean, you don't look like dragons I've heard of.
oh, no, never... nothing like that... never crossed my mind.	No need lie, boy.  I no hurt you. Do I look like I wanna hurt you?
you come stealee tleasoo?	Oh, no, never... nothing like that... never crossed my mind.
i said, i mean no harm... i thought this as empty tomb.	You come stealee tleasoo?
what?  speakee loud!  no hear velly good.	I said, I mean no harm... I thought this as empty tomb.
i didn't know... i --	What?  Speakee loud!  No hear velly good.
what you do, boy?  you be velly solly, come here intellupt my sleep.	I didn't know... I --
we be honored, friend ogg.	There's a coil of golden thread fine as spider web yet naught can break it... and a silver key no lock can resist.
baron couer de noir is a blight 'gainst all nature.  we dwarves be not fighters; still we are with you in this battle.  some of our handiwork may be of assistance.	We be honored, friend Ogg.
who might these friends be?	Screwball you know, and many other of the wee folk.  We serve as escort for our grand champion, Jack o' the Green.
twas jimmy done that, i merely stood for the blame unfairly... but, here now, ogg, this be no time to rehash old differences, i've friends along in need of safe haven for the night.	Who might these friends be?
or was it the time you and jimmy squarefoot stole the golden apples i'd forged.	Twas Jimmy done that, I merely stood for the blame unfairly... but, here now, Ogg, this be no time to rehash old differences, I've friends along in need of safe haven for the night.
well, bygones're bygones, i always say.	Or was it the time you and Jimmy Squarefoot stole the golden apples I'd forged.
honeythorn gump, is it?  i've not seen your ugly face since you sold me a jug of cow piss claiming it was dragon's tears.	Well, bygones're bygones, I always say.
friend ogg.  excuse our enthusiasm, occasioned as it was by a fondness for you.	Honeythorn Gump, is it?  I've not seen your ugly face since you sold me a jug of cow piss claiming it was dragon's tears.
i'll try.	You're good at riddles... Find the ring and the spell is broken.
you must find the ring... it completes the cycle; answers the riddle...	I'll try.
that's it then... the ring!	You must find the ring... It completes the cycle; answers the riddle...
nay.  it was lost.  when i came up for air the pond was frozen over.	That's it then... the ring!
and did you?	Nay.  It was lost.  When I came up for air the pond was frozen over.
she tossed her ring in the pond and bid me fetch it.  said she'd marry me if i did.	And did you?
go on... go on...	She tossed her ring in the pond and bid me fetch it.  Said she'd marry me if I did.
by the pond.  she was teasing me.	Go on... go on...
where?	By the pond.  She was teasing me.
i was with the princess.	Where?
might not need a gesture quite so grand.  what were you doing the very moment the baron's curse fell on the world?	I was with the Princess.
i'll do anything... face any challenge!	Might not need a gesture quite so grand.  What were you doing the very moment the Baron's curse fell on the world?
tis not the wound, that's sure.  not a scar remains... we're talking about a spell; harder to repair than sword-work.	I'll do anything... face any challenge!
the quest's at an end and where's the good of it?  a faerie festival over a pile of bones?	Tis not the wound, that's sure.  Not a scar remains... we're talking about a spell; harder to repair than sword-work.
she lives... isn't that worth singing about?	She lives like all the world before the Baron's curse lifted.  Now the world's reborn, yet still she sleeps...
were the princess lili to join me i would sing till my lungs burst!	She lives... isn't that worth singing about?
where's your joy if you cannot sing?	Were the Princess Lili to join me I would sing till my lungs burst!
i'm not denying it's a joyous day --	Where's your joy if you cannot sing?
on a day like none other the blessed earth has ever seen... a day so fair as forty springtimes --	I'm not denying it's a joyous day --
listen to him.  not in the mood...	On a day like none other the blessed earth has ever seen... A day so fair as forty springtimes --
not in the mood, i'm afraid.	Listen to him.  Not in the mood...
i've not heard a note out of you.	Not in the mood, I'm afraid.
a good day for singing...	I've not heard a note out of you.
he'll not escape me.	You're on your own... like a true champion.
ride like wild fire, jack.	He'll not escape me.
ever wondered why jenny greenteeth said you needed the fastest steed on earth?	Sapphire!
never show mercy!	I could have struck off his head just now!
he's getting away!  he was at my mercy!	Never show mercy!
don't get too far!	Hurry up!
seems to be some sort of vaulted chamber up ahead...	Don't get too far!
can't we move any faster?	Tis a delicate operation, lad. Requires a bit of engineering... Next!
hey!  stop it!  i can't see.	Ah, but you will.  And so will the Baron, when we bring a little light to his dark hideaway.
patience, lad.	Hey!  Stop it!  I can't see.
will you explain what's going on?	Patience, lad.
plan on carrying some away in a kettle?	Easier than that, Jack.  Screwball!  Fetch me down a couple of them plates.
sunlight.	Plan on carrying some away in a kettle?
what weapon?	Sunlight.
nay, lad, we're here to collect a weapon you'll need fighting the baron.	What weapon?
did you bring me here to sup?	Nay, lad, we're here to collect a weapon you'll need fighting the Baron.
the kitchen be the most important room in a palace, for if the victuals ain't right, little else is likely to be so.	Did you bring me here to sup?
i'm not afraid of the dark.	I admire your valor, Jack.  By all means, seek him out... But first, we needs visit the kitchen.
mean you to seek him out below?	I'm not afraid of the dark.
aye.  hurry now, gump, the key!	Mean you to seek him out below?
sunlight, you say?	Aye.  Hurry now, Gump, the key!
because sunlight will kill him. quickly now, give me the key.	Sunlight, you say?
in the dark, lad?  why should he do that?	Because sunlight will kill him. Quickly now, give me the key.
the baron hides in the dark in a passage under the castle... quick, give me the dwarf's key... the one which opens any lock...	In the dark, lad?  Why should he do that?
the alicorn, lad.  come to your senses!  unless we find baron couer de noir and bring back the horn the world is doomed.	The Baron hides in the dark in a passage under the Castle... Quick, give me the dwarf's key... the one which opens any lock...
i don't... understand.	The alicorn, lad.  Come to your senses!  Unless we find Baron Couer de Noir and bring back the horn the world is doomed.
easily... the question is, can we save ourselves?  be a shame to win the battle only to lose the war.	I don't... understand.
can you save her?	Easily... The question is, can we save ourselves?  Be a shame to win the battle only to lose the war.
nay.  you've not reckoned with the powers of faerie medicine.	Can you save her?
the wound is mortal.	Nay.  You've not reckoned with the powers of faerie medicine.
she's sore hurt, jack, tis true, but not dead yet.	The wound is mortal.
... the princess lili... i've killed her.	She's sore hurt, Jack, tis true, but not dead yet.
nonsense!  course it matters.	... the Princess Lili... I've killed her.
it doesn't matter.	Nonsense!  Course it matters.
jack!  the courtyard's been taken... the baron's forces are besieged in the south tower.  no sign of... jack?  do you hear what i'm saying? we've won, lad.	It doesn't matter.
aye.  we're good as inside.	It's what we'll find there worries me.
best get down close to the moat, lad.	Aye.  We're good as inside.
he'll be atop the portculis ere long.	Best get down close to the moat, lad.
then it's godspeed, screwball.	Fire away!
aye.  before the wee pesties attacked.	Then it's Godspeed, Screwball.
have the engineers corrected for alignment and trajectory?	Aye.  Before the wee pesties attacked.
that's it!	Have the engineers corrected for alignment and trajectory?
one more turn...	That's it!
will you chance a miss?	There must be some way to get it up there.
that's it!  the unbreakable line! we'll tie it to an arrow and fire it up into the timbers above the portculis... then, i'll climb up and chop down the drawbridge.	Will you chance a miss?
faerie magic's no match for a sorcerer's power... we have ogg's gifts, the key and the --	That's it!  The unbreakable line! We'll tie it to an arrow and fire it up into the timbers above the portculis... then, I'll climb up and chop down the drawbridge.
what magic have we on our side?	Faerie magic's no match for a sorcerer's power... We have Ogg's gifts, the key and the --
been telling you that all along, lad.	What magic have we on our side?
there isn't much time!	Been telling you that all along, lad.
and frog don't fly and bite like tomcats.  it be magic, jack... powerful ogre's magic.	There isn't much time!
water doesn't burn...	And frog don't fly and bite like tomcats.  It be magic, Jack... powerful ogre's magic.
there aren't enough arrows.	Never mind.  Just do it!  Retrieve the arrows somehow.
don't loose heart... assemble the archers.  have everyone not holding a shield man a bow.  shoot the damned things as they fly.	There aren't enough arrows.
easily spoken...	Don't loose heart... Assemble the archers.  Have everyone not holding a shield man a bow.  Shoot the damned things as they fly.
defend ourselves.  we've bested far worse already.	Easily spoken...
a fine mess this is... horrid, nipping creatures... what do we now, jack?	Defend ourselves.  We've bested far worse already.
why not mine the damned walls?	We do both.  Our frontal attack a diversion whilst we drive a tunnel under...
we'll need more siege machinery and longer scaling ladders.	Why not mine the damned walls?
tells you something 'bout him what lives there...	We'll need more siege machinery and longer scaling ladders.
on the morrow i'll be awake enough to see if dreams come true.	Pray they don't turn out to be nightmares.
that be so, better you pinch yourself now, jack.	On the morrow I'll be awake enough to see if dreams come true.
there's more than one way to spring a trap.	Aye, so long as you're not too greedy for the bait.
it feels wrong, jack... like a trap.	There's more than one way to spring a trap.
give in to despair and all is lost.	It feels wrong, Jack... like a trap.
don't like the feel of it, jack.	It's your own fear troubles you... We're here, aren't we?  For all the dark magic protecting it.
never felt so cold in all me born days...	The chill is worse this night.
can we trust him?	No... but what choice have we?
aye.  we be on a quest to set the world aright --	But seem to have gotten lost on the way.
nay.  i show no pity to imps and fiends.	I know the rogue, Jack.  Tis Jimmy Squarefoot.
hold, jack!  don't strike!	Nay.  I show no pity to imps and fiends.
wait, jack.	Nay.  This time we strike first!
we'll never find the baron's castle.	Once you thought we'd never find the Greek's armor and look at ye now, decked out like a proper hero.
long as we don't lose heart, jack...	We'll never find the Baron's castle.
why not admit it, honeythorn gump. we've lost our way entirely.	Long as we don't lose heart, Jack...
we'll trust in faith, gump.	Aye, lad... we've little else to go by.
never knowing when it takes a turn or changes course.	We'll trust in faith, Gump.
heading true north.  we continue in that direction.	Never knowing when it takes a turn or changes course.
easily said... the raven passed this way hours ago.	Heading true north.  We continue in that direction.
we'll find it.	Easily said... the raven passed this way hours ago.
we're blind now.  oona was our eyes and ears.  how do we find the castle couer de noir without her?	We'll find it.
no, thank the lord, but she be sore envenomed by the spider's bite.	We're blind now.  Oona was our eyes and ears.  How do we find the Castle Couer de Noir without her?
is she... dead?	No, thank the Lord, but she be sore envenomed by the spider's bite.
archers!  bring down that spider! i'll deal with this other creature...	Stay on your guard, Jack.  The bug is enchanted surely.
wait!	Willful creature, that one...
what make ye of that, jack?	It bodes evil.
there's the way, mates.	What make ye of that, Jack?
god's blessing.	There's the way, mates.
we'll surely be in our graves if we don't.	Going grows slower... we've not made... half a mile in two hours...
... this rate... we'll all be in our graves... 'fore we reach the baron's fortress...	We'll surely be in our graves if we don't.
make haste!  we've a hard day's march ahead.	Be gentle with them, Jack.  They only march to please you.  Were this a faerie journey, we'd ride the wind on thistledown and ragwort stems.
god protect you, honeythorn gump.	Your strong right arm's all the protection I'll need this night.
tis not the sword that counts, but the man what swings it.  rest easy, jack.	God protect you, Honeythorn Gump.
we're not in a tournament, gump.  ah, but a sword twice tempered in the blood of living dragons...	Tis not the sword that counts, but the man what swings it.  Rest easy, Jack.
don't let this talk of heroes upset you, jack.  sigurd's sword is no great thing.  the volsung killed fafnir.  you killed lindfarne. that's one worm apiece... i'd say you and sigurd were neck-and-neck.	We're not in a tournament, Gump.  Ah, but a sword twice tempered in the blood of living dragons...
i pray always to be worthy of it.	Stoutly spoke, lad.  These dwarves be sore grouches... Pay no heed to their spiteful grumbling.
i should hope not!	Gump, you're putting words in my mouth.
certainly understandable.	Very secretive, they are.  Keep their feet covered up.  Best if you don't mention it.
dwarves be very sensitive about their feet.	Certainly understandable.
shhh!  not so loud, mayhap he'll hear ye.	Dwarves be very sensitive about their feet.
ogg's footprints!	Shhh!  Not so loud, mayhap he'll hear ye.
something the matter?	Ogg's footprints!
my god!  look!	Something the matter?
nice piece of work.	Pure gold it is... plays a different note every time.
your imagination runs away with you, jack... those bones be but battlefield gleanings, like i mentioned.  a wee bit of carrion to frighten off the uninvited.	Here is a bold champion's reward; to serve as a dwarf's doorstop.
better to kill than be disturbed.	Your imagination runs away with you, Jack... Those bones be but battlefield gleanings, like I mentioned.  A wee bit of carrion to frighten off the uninvited.
nay.  that's but to distract the casual visitor.  a dwarf is too busy to suffer fools gladly.	Better to kill than be disturbed.
and this?  some of their handiwork?	Nay.  That's but to distract the casual visitor.  A dwarf is too busy to suffer fools gladly.
jack, jack, it's dwarves live here. hard-working chaps.  hammering in the forge all the live-long day. make the most wondrous things, they do.	And this?  Some of their handiwork?
i trust our own welcome will be more hospitable.	Jack, Jack, it's dwarves live here. Hard-working chaps.  Hammering in the forge all the live-long day. Make the most wondrous things, they do.
nay, jack, tis not what you're thinking.	I trust our own welcome will be more hospitable.
twould appear other travelers precede us.	Nay, Jack, tis not what you're thinking.
beyond devil's needle, all is unknown.	Twould appear other travelers precede us.
good.	Beyond Devil's Needle, all is unknown.
oona tells me the raven has roosted for the night on a sharp stone spire some half a mile distance.	That would be Devil's Needle.  Last landmark I know in these woods.
well... if the knight be already dead; what harm is there in... borrowing a thing or two?	Stealing his arms?
there... it seems to quit... i'll wager that war held other attractions quite apart from nursing.	Well... if the knight be already dead; what harm is there in... borrowing a thing or two?
ofttimes, the wee folk come out to tend the wounded... staunch bleeding with cobwebs... give a parched mouth a sip of dew... cool a fevered brow...	There... it seems to quit... I'll wager that war held other attractions quite apart from nursing.
what know you of fields of war?	Ofttimes, the wee folk come out to tend the wounded... staunch bleeding with cobwebs... give a parched mouth a sip of dew... cool a fevered brow...
worse than the battlefield.	What know you of fields of war?
the foulest.  mayhap i can cut them free.	Jack, don't!
foul fellow, this couer de noir.	The foulest.  Mayhap I can cut them free.
aye.  he's enchanted the lot of them.  his reward for delivering the unicorn.	Foul fellow, this Couer de Noir.
blackheart?	Aye.  He's enchanted the lot of them.  His reward for delivering the unicorn.
this is ogre's magic.	Blackheart?
send oona up above the tree tops. she be our eyes.	Good plan that.
how do we follow a raven we can't even see?	Send Oona up above the tree tops. She be our eyes.
beware.	Sounds like the bird we want.  All right lads, follow yon raven!
birds speak to me all the time. what did it say?	Beware.
i'm sure.  it spoke to me.	Birds speak to me all the time. What did it say?
aye.  said to follow it to the edge of night.  but is this the right bird?	I'm sure.  It spoke to me.
jenny greenteeth said:  "follow the raven in her flight..."	Aye.  Said to follow it to the edge of night.  But is this the right bird?
whatever for?	Jenny Greenteeth said:  "Follow the raven in her flight..."
we must follow that bird.	Whatever for?
track the demon to his lair.	Aye.  And hang his foul hide up like dirty laundry for the drying.
a true and troubling question, gump... we'll start from where the unicorn was killed.  the baron must have left a trail.	Track the demon to his lair.
how do you plan on finding this here castle, if ye don't mind me asking?	A true and troubling question, Gump... We'll start from where the unicorn was killed.  The Baron must have left a trail.
we march on castle couer de noir within the hour.	How do you plan on finding this here castle, if ye don't mind me asking?
fine-looking army.	We march on Castle Couer de Noir within the hour.
drop a mountain on him and we won't need our troops.	Fine-looking army.
i'll drop a cow on the knave!	Drop a mountain on him and we won't need our troops.
you'll need more than bird droppings for blackheart.	I'll drop a cow on the knave!
aye!  that too.	You'll need more than bird droppings for Blackheart.
save your mischief for the black baron.	Aye!  That too.
tricks, is it?  why i'll trick ye! ungrateful whelp!  i'll sour your milk and bird droppings'll fall from the sky wherever ye walk.	Save your mischief for the Black Baron.
we've no time for tricks this day, honeythorn gump.	Tricks, is it?  Why I'll trick ye! Ungrateful whelp!  I'll sour your milk and bird droppings'll fall from the sky wherever ye walk.
i'm small... and i can make myself smaller still... small as a bee! small as dust...!  want to see me do it?	We've no time for tricks this day, Honeythorn Gump.
the colt's still too small.	I'm small... and I can make myself smaller still... Small as a bee! Small as dust...!  Want to see me do it?
don't see why i can't ride, too! i'm second in command, damn it!	The colt's still too small.
damn them!	Careful, lad.
pregnant, is she?	It would appear so.
what is it?	Something's coming.
shhhh!	Screwball!  You dolt!  I've a mind to change you into a toad.
i believe this is a sword such as the archangels wield.  surely st. michael had so fine a blade when he drove the serpent from heaven.	Well then, you've got the sword and you've got the armor; all's lacking is the steed.
by the grace of god.	No false modesty, lad.  You're a proper champion.  Achilles' armor sits on you like it was forged to fit.
there be no finer victuals than worm flesh, lad.	Better we eat him than the other way round.
what's left of me... how do i recognize the armor of achilles?	You'll know it when you see it... tis a splendid sight, all covered with gold... Don't fear making noise.  Dragons be deaf as tree stumps.
there's the spirit, lad.  if ye run into trouble, give a yank here and we'll haul ye up.	What's left of me... How do I recognize the armor of Achilles?
you do the praying.  i've work ahead.	There's the spirit, lad.  If ye run into trouble, give a yank here and we'll haul ye up.
better pray the worm's a sound sleeper, jack.	You do the praying.  I've work ahead.
knaves and robbers...	Better pray the worm's a sound sleeper, Jack.
now, jack-lad, no one's asking ye to skewer the worm.  even st. michael'd have a job on his hands for all that.  but the serpent hoards a pile of booty, achilles' armor among his treasures... if we find our way within the mound and him asleep...	Knaves and robbers...
so i'm to be a dragon-slayer, is that it?	Now, Jack-lad, no one's asking ye to skewer the worm.  Even St. Michael'd have a job on his hands for all that.  But the serpent hoards a pile of booty, Achilles' armor among his treasures... if we find our way within the mound and him asleep...
no less a creature than the lindfarne worm.	So I'm to be a dragon-slayer, is that it?
and who might that be?	No less a creature than the Lindfarne Worm.
a tomb it once was, boy, and a tomb it may yet be... there's another in residence at lindfarne now.	And who might that be?
have we turned grave-robber, then?	A tomb it once was, boy, and a tomb it may yet be... There's another in residence at Lindfarne now.
there it be, lad.  the lindfarne mound.  kings long forgotten lie there, lost in their final sleep.	Have we turned grave-robber, then?
i know where to find it.  taking possession be another matter.	There it be, lad.  The Lindfarne Mound.  Kings long forgotten lie there, lost in their final sleep.
twill take more than heart.  where do we find the armor of achilles, for a start?	I know where to find it.  Taking possession be another matter.
bravely spoke.  you've the heart of a champion, true enough.	Twill take more than heart.  Where do we find the armor of Achilles, for a start?
i'll do what i have to do, for princess lili's sake!	Bravely spoke.  You've the heart of a champion, true enough.
time for a champion.  can you do more than pick acorns and rob bird's nests, jack?	I'll do what I have to do, for Princess Lili's sake!
if the horn be restored the curse is ended.	Time for a champion.  Can you do more than pick acorns and rob bird's nests, Jack?
aye.  black baron's mischief.	If the horn be restored the curse is ended.
did you hear?  twas the killing of the unicorn caused it.	Aye.  Black Baron's mischief.
lamentable news, jack... but tis the fate of the living concerns us now.	Did you hear?  Twas the killing of the unicorn caused it.
the princess is dead.	Lamentable news, Jack... but tis the fate of the living concerns us now.
and if she thinks me a liar?	Fie on what she thinks!  You mind her claws and teeth... Cast your spell, Oona.
here now.  toss her this when you've the chance.  jenny greenteeth can't resist the sight of herself in a glass.  she's terribly vain.  praise her beauty and you'll lull her sweet as a babe in a cradle.	And if she thinks me a liar?
don't get caught, that's what! she'll suck your bones like honey- comb.	Here now.  Toss her this when you've the chance.  Jenny Greenteeth can't resist the sight of herself in a glass.  She's terribly vain.  Praise her beauty and you'll lull her sweet as a babe in a cradle.
what do i do?	Don't get caught, that's what! She'll suck your bones like honey- comb.
aye.  that foul wallow be where jenny greenteeth dwells.  oona... lure her out.  play the part of a girl-child.	What do I do?
are we here?	Aye.  That foul wallow be where Jenny Greenteeth dwells.  Oona... lure her out.  Play the part of a girl-child.
will you lead me to her?	Aye.  On the morrow we go, but tonight...  ... tonight is for making merry.
think there be truth only in beauty, lad?  if you've the courage to ask and take care to avoid her terrible claws, jenny greenteeth has the answers you seek.	Will you lead me to her?
how is it this hag knows the truth?	Think there be truth only in beauty, lad?  If you've the courage to ask and take care to avoid her terrible claws, Jenny Greenteeth has the answers you seek.
someone worthy of respect, lad.  she be a water spirit, lives in a bog down at sea-side.  hideous creature to look at, even by my doubtful standards; devours little children, she does, when she can catch them.	How is it this hag knows the truth?
jenny greenteeth?  who's she?	Someone worthy of respect, lad.  She be a water spirit, lives in a bog down at sea-side.  Hideous creature to look at, even by my doubtful standards; devours little children, she does, when she can catch them.
true... but it won't come easy or free.  if ye want to ask, ask jenny greenteeth.	Jenny Greenteeth?  Who's she?
there must be an answer somewhere.	True... But it won't come easy or free.  If ye want to ask, ask Jenny Greenteeth.
course we care.  what good's the world locked in a season of death. frozen up, no folks to scare out of their wits on a summer's night; no babies to tickle; no more spells to cast... think that's an enjoyable prospect?	There must be an answer somewhere.
don't you care about what's happened?	Course we care.  What good's the world locked in a season of death. Frozen up, no folks to scare out of their wits on a summer's night; no babies to tickle; no more spells to cast... Think that's an enjoyable prospect?
if ye want more tricks, i'm your man, but for big questions ye must go elsewhere.	Don't you care about what's happened?
then, what's gone wrong?  why did it happen?	If ye want more tricks, I'm your man, but for big questions ye must go elsewhere.
that much magic i can offer ye, a small measure of entertainment at best.  making the world a frozen hell is beyond me modest powers.	Then, what's gone wrong?  Why did it happen?
don't you know?	If you're looking for enchantment, Jack, that I can give thee...
aye.  honeythorn gump'd be a powerful wizard indeed could he answer.	Don't you know?
why has this happened to the world? why is it winter now, and dark?	Aye.  Honeythorn Gump'd be a powerful wizard indeed could he answer.
big question that, lad.  why what?	Why has this happened to the world? Why is it winter now, and dark?
but... but, why?	Big question that, lad.  Why what?
please don't misunderstand.  i am grateful for your hospitality and --	He is afraid of enchantment!  Will you listen to the fool prattle on.
generally known!  what general ever knew more than to lace up his boots?	Please don't misunderstand.  I am grateful for your hospitality and --
well... i... i don't want to be rude, but... it's generally known that --	Generally known!  What general ever knew more than to lace up his boots?
are ye afraid of me wine?  did your momma tell ye never to take food nor drink from the wee folk?  think if ye sup with the faeries you'll be enchanted?	Well... I... I don't want to be rude, but... it's generally known that --
it looks... er, delicious...  such a fine bouquet... very aromatic...	Are ye afraid of me wine?  Did your momma tell ye never to take food nor drink from the Wee Folk?  Think if ye sup with the faeries you'll be enchanted?
elderberry wine.  no finer drink under heaven.	It looks... er, delicious...  Such a fine bouquet... very aromatic...
why, jack-lad, she likes you, is all.  and what hot-blooded hero wouldn't welcome the affections of a fair nymph like oona here...?  if your blood runs so cold, boy, you be a corpse before your time.	What does she want from me?
i fear she's lost.	Mayhap you be the one what's lost, and she safe by the castle hearth... but, come Jack, we'll warm your bones.
i've laid eyes on no mortal but you this day, jack.	I fear she's lost.
twas the princess lili gave me the answer... have you seen her, by chance?	I've laid eyes on no mortal but you this day, Jack.
you have me word, lad.  to answer a faerie riddle deserves as much.	Twas the Princess Lili gave me the answer... have you seen her, by chance?
i'm honored, honeythorn gump... but no more tricks.	You have me word, lad.  To answer a faerie riddle deserves as much.
you be our guest, jack.	I'm honored, Honeythorn Gump... but no more tricks.
well spoke.  true to the mark.  and if it's wine you're wanting, it's wine we shall have.	You be our guest, Jack.
a riddle without an answer is but an empty cup when you're thirsty for wine.	Well spoke.  True to the mark.  And if it's wine you're wanting, it's wine we shall have.
damnation!  codfish and cockles! gammon and trotters!  you've bested me, jack.	A riddle without an answer is but an empty cup when you're thirsty for wine.
the flower.  bluebells.  to hear them ringing means your life's at an end.	Damnation!  Codfish and cockles! Gammon and trotters!  You've bested me, Jack.
what!	The flower.  Bluebells.  To hear them ringing means your life's at an end.
it's bluebells!	What!
and if i cannot?	Why, Jack, then tis your death song I'll be strumming.
didn't you now?  well then, answer me this riddle and all be forgiven.	And if I cannot?
i meant no disrespect.	Didn't you now?  Well then, answer me this riddle and all be forgiven.
you'll have a long, long rest in the tomb, me lad.	I meant no disrespect.
no... i... i need to rest.	You'll have a long, long rest in the tomb, me lad.
and how is it a mortal dare dictate to the faerie folk?  is me music not to your liking?  mayhap the dance of death by more your pleasure.	No... I... I need to rest.
enough!	And how is it a mortal dare dictate to the faerie folk?  Is me music not to your liking?  Mayhap the dance of death by more your pleasure.
no!  tis not the time!  i want no part of your frolic.	Dance, Jack!  The night's but begun.
faerie ring?	To be sure.
oh, but you will be, jack... think you to sleep in a faerie ring and not spend the night a-dancing?	Faerie ring?
i'm in no mood for dancing.	Oh, but you will be, Jack... Think you to sleep in a faerie ring and not spend the night a-dancing?
aye, honeythorn gump, come to serenade you, jack... come to make you dance.	I'm in no mood for dancing.
gump, is it?	Aye, Honeythorn Gump, come to serenade you, Jack... come to make you dance.
so, jack... think you be a green man and not know gump.	Gump, is it?
dolt!	Sorry.
how're these?	They'll do nicely.
nay, sire, i'll cling to it as to life itself...	Good, lad... Here, Jack, give me a hand with the windlass... There's a good fellow...
start acting like you're worthy of this mission... here.  whatever you do, don't dare drop it.	Nay, Sire, I'll cling to it as to life itself...
aye... my lord...	Rise, Screwball, and into the basket with you.
you'll do it because i am you liege and i command you to do it!	Aye... my Lord...
someone like floki... or squarefoot... or --	You'll do it because I am you liege and I command you to do it!
sweet slippers of oisin!	They've fired the moat!
very thrifty.  even got your arrow back.	Sweet slippers of Oisin!
look at that shot!  three at once! i can't miss!	Very thrifty.  Even got your arrow back.
well done, lad.	Three cheers for our champion.
we seek to undo the curse.	Gonna make ogre-stew!
ogg lives there...!  and thurgis!	Screwball!  Be quiet...!  We have friends live 'neath the Needle. They'll no doubt provide safe refuge for the night.
you see!  you see!	These chaps'll need a woodpecker to pick their teeth.
barely living, from the looks of it.	No, no, no... this is different!
well done, lad.  stout heart.	Wolf-slayer, worm-sticker... give a cheer for the champion!
hush up, screwball.  do your own worm-sticking if you like the taste so well.	Nay.  Jack's the dragon-slayer, ain't you, Jack.
keep me belly full, jack.  kill us another worm.	Hush up, Screwball.  Do your own worm-sticking if you like the taste so well.
oona?  do you suppose it's a faerie?	Ow!  Whatever it is, it hurts.
nor can i.  damn!  it's buzzing all around me.  ouch!  i can hear it like a fly trapped inside my ear... says its name is oona!	Oona?  Do you suppose it's a faerie?
i can't see a thing.	Nor can I.  Damn!  It's buzzing all around me.  Ouch!  I can hear it like a fly trapped inside my ear... Says its name is Oona!
everywhere!  ow!	I can't see a thing.
pinching?  where?	Everywhere!  Ow!
pinching me!	Pinching?  Where?
biting you?	Pinching me!
ouch!  something's biting me.	Biting you?
what's the matter?	Ouch!  Something's biting me.
lili... i love you!	And I love you, my husband.
you wear your weeds as well as golden armor, jack.  like a true prince... a champion!	Lili... I love you!
but... i am a green man.  i have no title, nor lands... scarce even a few vines and threads to keep the cold from my body.	You wear your weeds as well as golden armor, Jack.  Like a true Prince... a champion!
nay, dearest jack... you are to be my husband.  i want none other.	But... I am a Green Man.  I have no title, nor lands... scarce even a few vines and threads to keep the cold from my body.
you're teasing still.	Nay, dearest Jack... you are to be my husband.  I want none other.
oh no, dearest jack... i meant every word.	You're teasing still.
is what you said about the ring but another dream?	Oh no, dearest Jack... I meant every word.
seemed like weeks and weeks.  such a terrible dream... i could never tell you...	Is what you said about the ring but another dream?
i can't have been under much more than a minute.	Seemed like weeks and weeks.  Such a terrible dream... I could never tell you...
sweet jack.  i'm so sorry you found me asleep.  don't know what came over me.	I can't have been under much more than a minute.
whilst you were sleeping, i fetched your ring.	Sweet Jack.  I'm so sorry you found me asleep.  Don't know what came over me.
oh!  green jack!  what a dream i've had... proper nightmare.	Whilst you were sleeping, I fetched your ring.
no!  don't let go... you mustn't!  i love you!	And I... love you...
in the dark... where i join him...	No!  Don't let go... you mustn't!  I love you!
so, he's hiding in the dark...	In the dark... where I join him...
that's why he goes masked during the day...	So, he's hiding in the dark...
sunlight?	That's why he goes masked during the day...
sunlight... it destroys him.	Sunlight?
what?	Sunlight... It destroys him.
no... it's not you he's afraid of, it's... light...	What?
it's the baron's damnable work!  too cowardly to stand and fight... he used you to save himself.	No... it's not you he's afraid of, it's... light...
you've freed me, jack...	It's the Baron's damnable work!  Too cowardly to stand and fight... he used you to save himself.
no!  i won't let it happen...	You've freed me, Jack...
i was bewitched... it's better this way...	They told me you were dead.
i thought you were dead... i --	I was bewitched... it's better this way...
only what's right...	I thought you were dead... I --
what have i done?	Only what's right...
jack... forgive me...	What have I done?
lili!  no!	Jack... Forgive me...
do you wish it, jack?  wish you this our wedding band?	What if I answer yes?  Will my wish come true?
if wishes were horses even beggars would ride.	Do you wish it, Jack?  Wish you this our wedding band?
then, perchance you'll me.	If wishes were horses even beggars would ride.
i have no wife.	Then, perchance you'll me.
be it fit for your wife, green jack?	I have no wife.
tis not fit for a princess.	Be it fit for your wife, Green Jack?
let it.  haven't you a cozy bower we might hide in?	Tis not fit for a princess.
i'm afraid it may storm.	Let it.  Haven't you a cozy bower we might hide in?
my heart intends no more than that you love me as i do you.	Oh, la...
nay, jack, i'm but wary of your intentions.	My heart intends no more than that you love me as I do you.
my lady mocks me.	Nay, Jack, I'm but wary of your intentions.
if i were your bride, would the kissing ever stop...?  do you wish to marry me, jack?	My lady mocks me.
there's no happier thought under heaven.	If I were your bride, would the kissing ever stop...?  Do you wish to marry me, Jack?
a maid must beware of flattery... methinks you want to kiss me.	There's no happier thought under heaven.
tis the truth.	A maid must beware of flattery... Methinks you want to kiss me.
jack... green jack, you mustn't flatter me so.	Tis the truth.
not even the birds sing sweet as you.	Jack... Green Jack, you mustn't flatter me so.
i don't want to be reminded of what happened.	Do you think memory can be washed away like a few spots of blood?
its powers are strong.	I don't want to be reminded of what happened.
i don't want it on me.	Its powers are strong.
there are many would pay a king's ransom for a few drops of unicorn blood.	I don't want it on me.
good.  they'll never catch him. there's not a mount in the kingdom can outrun a unicorn.	There are many would pay a king's ransom for a few drops of unicorn blood.
oh, yes, and the mare with him.	Good.  They'll never catch him. There's not a mount in the kingdom can outrun a unicorn.
he did run?	Oh, yes, and the mare with him.
it happened so fast.  he was hurt and ran away.	He did run?
how bad was the unicorn's wound?	It happened so fast.  He was hurt and ran away.
my own father...	How bad was the unicorn's wound?
they tricked you.	My own father...
i didn't know... i didn't...  it was so lovely... he was in my lap like... like a baby... and... i...	They tricked you.
damned hunters.  it was a trap, and you were the bait!	I didn't know... I didn't...  It was so lovely... he was in my lap like... like a baby... and... I...
my father and the baron.	Damned hunters.  It was a trap, and you were the bait!
who?	My father and the Baron.
i don't know.  they've hurt the unicorn.	Who?
what happened?	I don't know.  They've hurt the unicorn.
where are you going?	To fetch your napkin.
i'm not your judge... nor have i any desire to witness the trial.	Where are you going?
i've no fear of failure.  your implications are most unbecoming.	I'm not your judge... nor have I any desire to witness the trial.
not if you be chaste.  tis an awesome test of virginity.	I've no fear of failure.  Your implications are most unbecoming.
he'll not flee if i show myself?	Not if you be chaste.  Tis an awesome test of virginity.
tis a fair question.  if you be a virtuous maid the unicorn will lay his head in your lap.	He'll not flee if I show myself?
jack!	Tis a fair question.  If you be a virtuous maid the unicorn will lay his head in your lap.
are you honest?	Jack!
oh jack, mightn't i touch one?  it would thrill me so.	Are you honest?
they rival the angels of paradise.	Oh Jack, mightn't I touch one?  It would thrill me so.
such grace... and their smell; it's ambrosia.	They rival the angels of paradise.
i am a princess.  you have no right to order me about.	In these woods you are a commoner. Now be quiet.  True royalty approaches.
shhh!	I am a princess.  You have no right to order me about.
how much longer?	Shhh!
the napkin will keep.  i'd rather not be alone.	Your command is my wish, Princess Lili.
i'm not its master.	The napkin will keep.  I'd rather not be alone.
don't leave me now.  i fear the unicorn won't show himself without you.	I'm not its master.
i'll go search for it.	Don't leave me now.  I fear the unicorn won't show himself without you.
i've lost my napkin.  it was all elf-work and lace... i must have dropped it when you startled me so.	I'll go search for it.
what's the matter?	I've lost my napkin.  It was all elf-work and lace... I must have dropped it when you startled me so.
oh, dear.	What's the matter?
be patient.	Oh, dear.
what shall we do?	Be patient.
that viper has envenomed the water. no animal will drink here now.	What shall we do?
i detest serpents.	That viper has envenomed the water. No animal will drink here now.
only were he a fool to boot.  see yon viper?	I detest serpents.
a gentleman would offer water.	Only were he a fool to boot.  See yon viper?
stop complaining.	A gentleman would offer water.
let's rest a minute.  i'm so thirsty.	Stop complaining.
all right.  i'll show you something sacred.	Let's rest a minute.  I'm so thirsty.
a promise is a sacred oath.	All right.  I'll show you something sacred.
unicorn?	A promise is a sacred oath.
oh, fie.  what about the unicorn?	Unicorn?
blackheart.  aptly named.	Oh, fie.  What about the unicorn?
the baron is a frightful man.  they say he's an ogre.  he wears a mask so none may see his face.	Blackheart.  Aptly named.
sport, indeed.	The Baron is a frightful man.  They say he's an ogre.  He wears a mask so none may see his face.
it's my father, gone a-hunting.  the baron couer de noir is his guest and must be provided with some sport.	Sport, indeed.
or perchance...	It's my father, gone a-hunting.  The Baron Couer de Noir is his guest and must be provided with some sport.
liar!	Or perchance...
i may have said perhaps...	Liar!
but you did... you did!	I may have said perhaps...
never.	But you did... you did!
you promised!	Never.
these for me?	If you like.
oh, jack, you are a wild man to use me so.	These for me?
greetings, my lady, the green wood is honored.	Oh, Jack, you are a wild man to use me so.
sigurd's sword...	Another hero's hand-me-down... Thurgis, note the armor; tis Greek work.
step lively now!	His feet shall never cross my lips.
we seek the ogre, baron couer de noir.  he slew a unicorn and plunged the world into eternal winter.	Thought the weather terrible of late.
grand champion, is it?  and what great cause leads you to me?	We seek the ogre, Baron Couer de Noir.  He slew a unicorn and plunged the world into eternal winter.
honored to make your acquaintance.	Grand champion, is it?  And what great cause leads you to me?
as a hummingbird returns to the fairest blossom.	What a fine meal you'd make, be the rest of you sweet as your tongue.
you'll visit again?	As a hummingbird returns to the fairest blossom.
tis not the time to speak of cheer.	You'll visit again?
don't be sad, jack, not with me here to give you cheer.	Tis not the time to speak of cheer.
this is sad news, be it true.	Don't be sad, Jack, not with me here to give you cheer.
far as you're concerned she's dead, believe it or not.	This is sad news, be it true.
i don't believe you.	Far as you're concerned she's dead, believe it or not.
dead, dead, dead.	I don't believe you.
no!	Dead, dead, dead.
she's dead!	No!
twould be to compare one star with another in the summer sky.	She's dead!
as fair as me?	Twould be to compare one star with another in the summer sky.
exceeding fair.	As fair as me?
is she fair, this princess?	Exceeding fair.
princess lili, godwin's daughter. she was with me when calamity struck, but after i could find no trace of her.	Is she fair, this princess?
princess?  i know of no princess.	Princess Lili, Godwin's daughter. She was with me when calamity struck, but after I could find no trace of her.
what became of the princess?	Princess?  I know of no princess.
ask away, sweet man.	What became of the princess?
nay.  tempting as your invitation be.  tell me one thing more.	Ask away, sweet man.
come sit beside me, sweet boy, and i'll draw you a map.	Nay.  Tempting as your invitation be.  Tell me one thing more.
not very precise directions.	Come sit beside me, sweet boy, and I'll draw you a map.
follow the raven in her flight, follow old black wing to the edge of night...	Not very precise directions.
where do i find the baron's castle?	Follow the raven in her flight, Follow old black wing to the edge of night...
you'll need the fastest steed alive, for couer de noir's castle rests at the very edge of the earth.  only the sharpest sword and the golden armor of achilles will protect you from his fury.	Where do I find the Baron's castle?
how do i get the horn back?	You'll need the fastest steed alive, for Couer de Noir's castle rests at the very edge of the earth.  Only the sharpest sword and the golden armor of Achilles will protect you from his fury.
that would be the baron's way. there'll be no light or life in the world until the alicorn is taken from him and he vanquished.	How do I get the horn back?
he chopped off the horn and left the rest to rot.	That would be the Baron's way. There'll be no light or life in the world until the alicorn is taken from him and he vanquished.
couer de noir!  a demon if the devil ever made one.	He chopped off the horn and left the rest to rot.
here be the death weapon; the unicorn's blood dry upon it.	Couer de Noir!  A demon if the Devil ever made one.
why then, there thou hast.  we be lucky worse has not befallen us.	Here be the death weapon; the unicorn's blood dry upon it.
a unicorn's been slain.  the last stallion in all the country.	Why then, there thou hast.  We be lucky worse has not befallen us.
dear lad, what does winter bespeak but death?  it is a time of mourning.  this calamity is a curse. something wondrous and beautiful has been taken from the world.	A unicorn's been slain.  The last stallion in all the country.
aye.  and it is the trouble befallen us that brings me here.  i entreat you to tell me the cause of our surrounding sorrow, most lovely of the lovely.	Dear lad, what does winter bespeak but death?  It is a time of mourning.  This calamity is a curse. Something wondrous and beautiful has been taken from the world.
i like well your conceit, jack.  tis rare to find an honest lad in this troubled world.	Aye.  And it is the trouble befallen us that brings me here.  I entreat you to tell me the cause of our surrounding sorrow, most lovely of the lovely.
the sight of you makes flowers seem like dross.  all the heavenly angels must envy your grace.	I like well your conceit, Jack.  Tis rare to find an honest lad in this troubled world.
the moon is too round of face, methinks.	The sight of you makes flowers seem like dross.  All the heavenly angels must envy your grace.
the moon herself would hide behind a cloud rather than dare comparison with you...	The moon is too round of face, methinks.
think me fair, do you, jack?	The moon herself would hide behind a cloud rather than dare comparison with you...
your fair smile be thanks enough. better i stand afar to admire your beauty complete.	Think me fair, do you, Jack?
come closer then, jack, that i might give you proper thanks.	Your fair smile be thanks enough. Better I stand afar to admire your beauty complete.
they call me green jack, ma'am.	Come closer then, Jack, that I might give you proper thanks.
well spoke, boy.  you have discerning taste for one so young... just who might you be?	They call me Green Jack, ma'am.
i bring you the only treasure worthy of your loveliness... for naught else in the universe rivals the reflected glory of your beauty.	Well spoke, boy.  You have discerning taste for one so young... Just who might you be?
what's this now?	I bring you the only treasure worthy of your loveliness... for naught else in the universe rivals the reflected glory of your beauty.
heading north still?	True north...  Straight up that pass, through the net.
is this a may day pageant?  are you all off on a lark...?  the raven passed this way hours ago!	Heading north still?
be fair, oona.	You beware, Jack!  You and your porridge-pot heart!
i would build a wall around me with such stone, so the likes of you might never enter.	Be fair, Oona.
and as barren of love as stone.	I would build a wall around me with such stone, so the likes of you might never enter.
what care i for the human heart! such a soft, spiritless thing it is. i prefer the hearts of hawks and wolves; fierce and free and keen as steel!	And as barren of love as stone.
threats won't make me love you.  tis not the way of the human heart.	What care I for the human heart! Such a soft, spiritless thing it is. I prefer the hearts of hawks and wolves; fierce and free and keen as steel!
why should i feel such pain?  should be the other way round... i could vex you... make you dance your life away...	Threats won't make me love you.  Tis not the way of the human heart.
please...	Why should I feel such pain?  Should be the other way round... I could vex you... make you dance your life away...
you... you... you mortal you!	Please...
oona... don't cry... please, you mustn't...	You... you... you mortal you!
i'm promised to another!	What shape I take matters not.  Long you for another?  I'll give you your heart's desire.
a faerie's love makes anything possible.	I'm promised to another!
nay, oona, tis not possible.	A faerie's love makes anything possible.
pray you be sweet as your words, dear jack.	Nay, Oona, tis not possible.
sweeter than bee pollen on a summer wind.	Pray you be sweet as your words, dear Jack.
and sweet?	Sweeter than bee pollen on a summer wind.
you are fair as the first new flower of spring...	And sweet?
tell me i'm fair, as you did the hag.	You are fair as the first new flower of spring...
how so?	Tell me I'm fair, as you did the hag.
jest with me then.	How so?
that was in jest.	Jest with me then.
then why do you speak sweeter words to jenny greenteeth?	That was in jest.
wondrously so.	Then why do you speak sweeter words to Jenny Greenteeth?
and am i not fair?	Wondrously so.
in every way.	And am I not fair?
do i not please you, jack?	In every way.
i had no thought of offending you, oona.	Do I not please you, Jack?
fie!  don't speak of charms.  i should charm you for being so dull- witted.	I had no thought of offending you, Oona.
and charmed, of course.	Fie!  Don't speak of charms.  I should charm you for being so dull- witted.
only that?	And charmed, of course.
i'd be honored.	Only that?
i'm partial to oaks, as are all faerie folk.  mayn't i come visit sometime?	I'd be honored.
i live in an abandoned fox den neath the roots of a thousand-year-old oak.  my bed is pine boughs and rabbit skins.  there's no need of weaponry to keep the maids away.	I'm partial to oaks, as are all faerie folk.  Mayn't I come visit sometime?
then, tis not for chastity? methought you kept a naked blade twixt you and any maiden chanced spend the night.	I live in an abandoned fox den neath the roots of a thousand-year-old oak.  My bed is pine boughs and rabbit skins.  There's no need of weaponry to keep the maids away.
never even had a sword in my hand until yesterday.	Then, tis not for chastity? Methought you kept a naked blade twixt you and any maiden chanced spend the night.
such a sad world, be there no unicorns to brighten it.	No fear of that now.
then i'd kiss you without turning my garments inside-out and sewing bells all over.	No need for bells, Jack.  I'll nay enchant ye.
were i a mortal girl, jack, methinks i'd be in love with you.	Then I'd kiss you without turning my garments inside-out and sewing bells all over.
this is not the time for squabbling.	Sorry.
courage, jack.	I pray God grants it me.
your fond wishes give me strength, dear friends.	No speeches!  What's a little swim after sticking worms and ogres?
sorry, jack.	It's done... we'll never catch him.
hello, jack.	Done like a champion.  Can you reach me with the line?
haven't heard a bird sing in days...	Or a kite...!  We could make a kite... Let the wind do the work --
maybe there's a better idea... what about birds... get a lift from some friendly bird...	Haven't heard a bird sing in days...
what care the bones when the soul is free?	Bah!  You faeries have the morals of ferrets.
what can you steal from a man already lost his life?	His honor, I suppose... seeing he no longer can defend it.
up ahead!	Come on, Gump, let's have a look at this witchcraft.
where?	Up ahead!
master jack!  master jack!  these woods are alive!  they're alive!	Of course they're alive.  All nature is living.
praise be to god.	Small miracles better than no miracles...
i'm in your debt, screwball.	Watch behind or I'll never collect on it!
what's she doing?	I think she's about to foal.
what do we do now?	We wait.
the fastest in the world.	I know where to find him... He lies out on the marsh, raven-fodder; his horn torn from his head.
you're with us in battle.	May God protect you.
achilles wore it before the gates of troy.	You're well equipped, I'd say. Legendary arms...
uhm... fine work.	Achilles wore it before the gates of Troy.
the avatar.  i like the sound of it.	Sigurd the Volsung slew Fafnir with that blade... See the line where Regin welded the break?
how came you by this blade?	I slew the Lindfarne Worm with it.
oh, but i have.	How came you by this blade?
each fit for a hero... my uncle fashioned a hammer for thor.  twas he named it mjolnir.  grandfather forged excalibur... you won't ever see finer craftsmanship.	Oh, but I have.
in a dream.	Don't speak to me of dreams!  I feel I've been dreaming since the unicorn was killed.
you've been inside?	In a dream.
plenty treasure inside... jimmy seen it once.	You've been inside?
a castle's but stone and mortar --	Nay.  Castle Couer de Noir is Devil's work... built with sorrow and grief...
it be the castle... we feel the castle... it be that close...	A castle's but stone and mortar --
let that be our problem, just get us there.	You follow.
there'll be spoils aplenty if you guide us there.  once we breach the walls, help yourself to all you can carry.	That very nice.
to castle couer de noir?	There'll be spoils aplenty if you guide us there.  Once we breach the walls, help yourself to all you can carry.
can you show us the way?	To Castle Couer de Noir?
castle couer de noir built with magic... simple as death... strong as hate...	You do know where it is?
simple as that, eh?	Castle Couer de Noir built with magic... simple as death... strong as hate...
much good we do the world, for all our noble quest...	Jimmy Squarefoot no lost.
lost?	Much good we do the world, for all our noble quest...
forgive my blood haste, jimmy squarefoot, but i want no more surprises from couer de noir.	The Black Baron, you say?
is he a friend, then?	Yes, yes... Jimmy Squarefoot good friend to one and all...
no hurt jimmy, sir... oh no, please, sir...	I'm sending you back to Hell!
we did a lot of the wiring too.	With Dale.  Oh, and I got to drill a hole into a board to put the wire through!
and we got to take all the old paint off all the doors and then george taught us how to stain everything and he even let me choose the color i liked best!  and he said he loved me!	We did a lot of the wiring too.
dad's disappeared!	He was there and then he wasn't!
what are you doing?	I'm not cheating!  I'm not looking!
marco!	What are you doing?
when does george get to come see his house?	It's so beautiful.
he's here.  check the bathroom.	I checked everywhere.  He's not there.
he's not there.	He's here.  Check the bathroom.
that's how you get things right is to always try and never give up.  huh, mom?	I guess it depends on what you give up on.
and video games after!	Home after.  Will you come in and say "hi"?
did you know him before you knew dad?	Since seventh grade.
i woke up this morning at three and couldn't fall back asleep.  everyday i think i see more of sam than i've seen in years.	Sam!
oh, honey.  there's not much to do there. i mean, it's all work.	We can work.
i wanna be with you today.	Oh, honey.  There's not much to do there. I mean, it's all work.
you can go back to bed...or lois might let you go swimming.	I wanna be with you today.
are you going to see sam again?	I thought I might stop by.
red.	I love red!  That's my favorite color!
what color?	Red.
do you guys feel like painting?	What color?
he hasn't called?	Who are you?
so put your plans of my room in the trash.	I don't think Dad wants you home.
oh.	I would have anyway.
mom said i should.	Oh.
what's that for?	Mom said I should.
atonement.	Who are all these people?
i'd be more comfortable if he slept in the guestroom.	I'd be more comfortable if you hadn't slept with Josh.  And George would be more comfortable if he weren't dying.
has he eaten anything at all?	I'd be more comfortable if he slept in the guestroom.
i'm going to bed.	Has he eaten anything at all?
why?  what do you mean?	Uh...using Josh like that.
i'm supposed to be mad at you, but i'm not.	Why?  What do you mean?
i couldn't sleep last night.	I'm supposed to be mad at you, but I'm not.
what are you doing up so early?	I couldn't sleep last night.
you'd better call and cancel.	Oh God, we don't want the police!
oh...i set it to see if it would work.	You'd better call and cancel.
and why was the alarm on?	Oh...I set it to see if it would work.
i couldn't get it to go down.	And why was the alarm on?
what's wrong?	I couldn't get it to go down.
i put him to work.	What's wrong?
mom?	Here, honey!
what did you think it would be?	I don't know...  More like when I kissed Sam.
it's not what i was expecting.	What did you think it would be?
my mother would die.	Let's shut up and not kill her.
did you feel anything?	Maybe your tongue...I don't know, my mouth is numb.  Why did you do that?
i've taken a lot of morphine.  oral morphine...for my back.  can i wait till i can say no and sound convincing?	Did you feel anything?
i want you to try something with me, okay?	I've taken a lot of morphine.  Oral morphine...for my back.  Can I wait till I can say no and sound convincing?
you have to ask like that?	I want you to try something with me, okay?
i need to ask you something, mr. nelson.	You have to ask like that?
you're a good girl.	I need to ask you something, Mr. Nelson.
he wouldn't use around me.  i don't like any of it.	You're a good girl.
i mean drugs.  i thought you said he was?	He wouldn't use around me.  I don't like any of it.
he's not gay.  i found out purely by accident, believe me.	I mean drugs.  I thought you said he was?
can you keep sam straight?	He's not gay.  I found out purely by accident, believe me.
i had them in my pocket.	I'm not shaving my legs or pits this summer, I've decided.
my keys.	What's that?
monday.	My keys.
what's today?	Monday.
don't you have school?	Nope.
is that legal?	Don't you have school?
i'm living here while i build another house.	Is that legal?
why have you put a toilet and a bed in your garage?	I'm living here while I build another house.
alyssa.	Why have you put a toilet and a bed in your garage?
why?	Marilyn Manson...and I guess he's into guys.  I hate nose rings.  And the blue eye shadow thing really isn't working.
no.	Why?
are you his friend?	No.
he seems lonely.	Are you his friend?
he must.	He seems lonely.
sorry i got you into trouble.	I'll survive.
floating to catalina.	What?
where are you?!	Floating to Catalina.
he asked where you were!  he wants you with him.	I don't wanna go.
i don't wanna go.	He asked where you were!  He wants you with him.
you'd hate him for the trick.	Not if what he left me was real.
if he tricked me into loving him, is what i meant.	You'd hate him for the trick.
you hate your father.	If he tricked me into loving him, is what I meant.
hey, i can get you three hundred cash for two hours.	What?
on the handlebars or your shoulders?	Are you afraid of heights?
okay, but then we'll just be friends. okay?	Okay.  I guess.
what you think, you know, doesn't have much to do with reality.  i mean, i hope i'm not the first to say that about you.	Okay, but then we'll just be friends. Okay?
no, i don't...no.  i thought we were just friends.	What you think, you know, doesn't have much to do with reality.  I mean, I hope I'm not the first to say that about you.
it would help me if i could kiss you.	No, I don't...NO.  I thought we were just friends.
i thought i was helping you.	It would help me if I could kiss you.
you're off, you know?  you're way, way off.	I thought I was helping you.
not really.	You're off, you know?  You're way, way off.
you're driving me crazy!  do you know what it's like trying to jack-off in an armoire?	Not really.
i was wondering.	You're driving me crazy!  Do you know what it's like trying to jack-off in an armoire?
josh said...	I'm not gay.
what are you talking about?	Josh said...
are you sure you're totally into guys?	What are you talking about?
it's freakish.  i don't get it.  i'm not really supposed to touch you, but i can look.	Are you sure you're totally into guys?
does everything have to have a point?	It's freakish.  I don't get it.  I'm not really supposed to touch you, but I can look.
what's the point of this?	Does everything have to have a point?
it means i'm gonna shampoo my hair and stay out of your way.	Hand me a towel.  Hand me a towel.
i don't even...what do you mean?  i don't even know what that means.	It means I'm gonna shampoo my hair and stay out of your way.
why are you so uptight?	I don't even...what do you mean?  I don't even know what that means.
why are you so stupid?	Why are you so uptight?
we're not gonna do anything.	Why are you so stupid?
i don't want you to!	We're not gonna do anything.
i'm coming in.	I don't want you to!
hand me a towel.  i'm getting out.	I'm coming in.
i've seen lots of people.  it's not a big thing for me.	Hand me a towel.  I'm getting out.
this is serious!  i don't have my license.  he was my ride.	I'm sorry.  I'm just here to shower.
he can peddle over anytime he wants to for it.	This is serious!  I don't have my license.  He was my ride.
he asked me to tell you that you owe him a hundred dollars.	He can peddle over anytime he wants to for it.
really?	He asked me to tell you that you owe him a hundred dollars.
his parents took his car.  they're making him ride a bicycle the rest of the summer.	Really?
not really.  no.  kinda.  he got busted?	His parents took his car.  They're making him ride a bicycle the rest of the summer.
i can use your mom's.	I'm okay.
huh?	I can use your mom's.
josh and i are going to south coast. wanna ride?  maybe see a movie?	No thanks.
turn over.	Josh and I are going to South Coast. Wanna ride?  Maybe see a movie?
why?	Turn over.
i wanted him to marry her.	Why?
really?	I wanted him to marry her.
your dad dated my mom after her divorce.	Really?
yeah.	Your dad dated my mom after her divorce.
do you remember me from when you lived here?	Yeah.
i'll get your back.	No.  That's okay.
i might not stay, anyway.	I'll get your back.
come over to my house whenever you want. i'll tell my mom.	I might not stay, anyway.
i can't even take a shower here.	Come over to my house whenever you want. I'll tell my mom.
you look better without make-up.	I can't even take a shower here.
he's a freak.	You look better without make-up.
he jumped into the ocean.	Tell him I said "hi".
where's your dad?	He jumped into the ocean.
i don't know.	Where's your dad?
you should stay.	I don't know.
well, if you don't go, i guess i'll see you.	You should stay.
i don't know.	Well, if you don't go, I guess I'll see you.
your dad's really gonna build his house?	I don't know.
i'm supposed to be in tahoe.	Your dad's really gonna build his house?
where to?	I'm supposed to be in Tahoe.
they're trying to make me spend the summer here.  i'm leaving in the morning.	Where to?
what are you doing here?	They're trying to make me spend the summer here.  I'm leaving in the morning.
hey.	What are you doing here?
hi.	Hey.
i'm hungry!  where's my dinner?  who ate my dinner?  huh?  who's in trouble now?	Hi.
will he talk to me?	No.
he won't leave my room.	Will he talk to me?
if my kids and my wife were always at an ex-husband's house, i'd worry.	He's not the type to worry.
well, he doesn't need to worry.	If my kids and my wife were always at an ex-husband's house, I'd worry.
i guess i'd just be jealous if i were him.	Well, he doesn't need to worry.
he's at work while i'm here.	I guess I'd just be jealous if I were him.
just, i mean, well, you're here every single day.	He's at work while I'm here.
why is that?	Just, I mean, well, you're here every single day.
you're so nice to let sam use your shower.	He's got a standing invitation.
mr. dokos says that your father missed his height envelope by six inches.	He wants the entire roof taken off and lowered.
funny how he's the architect and you're just a loud mouth cop.	He builds models for architects.  His dad, on the other hand, was the real deal.  Designed and built the coolest houses I've ever seen.
george just never really...aimed that high.  even with not hitting a rabbit.  i knew you were doing that, by the way. that's why i stopped doing it with you. you were no fun.  it was always like you were frightened.  quiet and boring.	Funny how he's the architect and you're just a loud mouth cop.
i wouldn't want you as a friend.	George just never really...aimed that high.  Even with not hitting a rabbit.  I knew you were doing that, by the way. That's why I stopped doing it with you. You were no fun.  It was always like you were frightened.  Quiet and boring.
we've known each other since grade school.	I mean, but did you both go camping on weekends?  Listen to music?  Masturbate together?  Talk on the phone?
are you guys' friends?	We've known each other since grade school.
it could have been a squirt gun.	You've been good this week.
and of course the beck's, with the...	It could have been a squirt gun.
ipo's caused the rat population on this street.	And of course the Beck's, with the...
from tuesday to yesterday, not including monday or today.  okay...mrs. dokos is repeatedly running over her lawn.  the corliss' have attributed the increase in rat population in their environs to the state of your...structure.	IPO's caused the rat population on this street.
this is such a street of whiners.	From Tuesday to yesterday, not including Monday or today.  Okay...Mrs. Dokos is repeatedly running over her lawn.  The Corliss' have attributed the increase in rat population in their environs to the state of your...structure.
that would take weeks.	Months.
after your last extension request and with design review and the board of adjustment and the appeals to the city council, was there an amended permit?	To the patio and one north-facing window...  And six inches to the height.
i have the permit.	After your last extension request and with Design Review and the Board of Adjustment and the appeals to the city council, was there an amended permit?
well, if it is, we have a problem.	I have the permit.
it's thirty feet.	Well, if it is, we have a problem.
mr. stevens.  one of your neighbors is adamant your home has exceeded its approved height.  he's filed to have construction stopped immediately.	It's thirty feet.
i assume you'll fill the...uh, window, with glass?	If that's what it takes.
i hate to ask about a window.	I flushed it down the toilet.
a sink?	Allowed outside the enclosed area.
an exhaust system or a window is code.	A sink?
and if i enclosed it?	An exhaust system or a window is code.
oh, yes.	And if I enclosed it?
a violation?	Oh, yes.
bob larson.  do you happen to have an unenclosed toilet in close proximity to a kitchen?	A violation?
i've been dreading you.	Bob Larson.  Do you happen to have an unenclosed toilet in close proximity to a kitchen?
mr. stevens?	I've been dreading you.
well, it's the least i can do.	Yes, it is.
thank you.	Well, it's the least I can do.
oh, well...those are...i mean, we don't get to keep our work.  i could maybe ask them if you could choose one.  but, you know, frankly george, you were the best. computer models can't begin to match the beauty you gave yours.  they're a part of this firm.  they inspire me.  i go out there and sometimes just stare at something i've designed.  it amazes me. i would miss that too much.  look, i may be going out on a limb, but you go out there and look them over, every single one of them and pick the one you like the best and take it with you. just run it by me first, just in case, you know...but i'm sure it'll be okay.	Thank you.
i built my first model here when i was twenty.  there are hundreds of them on shelves around the office.  twenty years of my life.  i was wondering if i might be able to pick a few to keep, to take home?  only the ones that really mean something to me.	Oh, well...those are...I mean, we don't get to keep our work.  I could maybe ask them if you could choose one.  But, you know, frankly George, you were the best. Computer models can't begin to match the beauty you gave yours.  They're a part of this firm.  They inspire me.  I go out there and sometimes just stare at something I've designed.  It amazes me. I would miss that too much.  Look, I may be going out on a limb, but you go out there and look them over, every single one of them and pick the one you like the best and take it with you. Just run it by me first, just in case, you know...but I'm sure it'll be okay.
what can i do for you, george?	I built my first model here when I was twenty.  There are hundreds of them on shelves around the office.  Twenty years of my life.  I was wondering if I might be able to pick a few to keep, to take home?  Only the ones that really mean something to me.
i've got one favor to ask.	What can I do for you, George?
good.  i was hoping for that.	I've got one favor to ask.
well, i feel better about this now.	Good.  I was hoping for that.
for everything.	Well, I feel better about this now.
i didn't know there would be a quiz, george.	For everything.
it may sound that way, but i react out of fear.  my life has nothing to do with what i like or don't like.  you haven't been listening, have you?	I didn't know there would be a quiz, George.
then it sounds like i'm doing you a favor.	It may sound that way, but I react out of fear.  My life has nothing to do with what I like or don't like.  You haven't been listening, have you?
from the day i started...to today.  can't stand it.	Then it sounds like I'm doing you a favor.
what are you talking about?  you love your job.	From the day I started...to today.  Can't stand it.
i hate this job.	What are you talking about?  You love your job.
listen...maybe i can get you a year.	I hate this job.
class of eighty-six!  i didn't know you were there.	I was a sophomore when I got the call my parents were dead.
we were probably in school together.  you went to berkley?	Class of eighty-six!  I didn't know you were there.
forty.	We were probably in school together.  You went to Berkley?
how old are you?	Forty.
oh.	How old are you?
maybe...?	That's too long.
maybe that's too long.	Maybe...?
i've been here twenty years.	Maybe that's too long.
which is why we bid out a quarter of our projects.  it doesn't make a lot of sense anymore to want what we don't have and don't want what we do.	I've been here twenty years.
i'm not.	Which is why we bid out a quarter of our projects.  It doesn't make a lot of sense anymore to want what we don't have and don't want what we do.
all of us are typing and clicking, george.  whether we want to, or not.	I'm not.
typing and clicking myself to renderings isn't why i started building models.	All of us are typing and clicking, George.  Whether we want to, or not.
this isn't me.  we can show clients endless options, change anything in a matter of hours on the computer.  but you won't change.	Typing and clicking myself to renderings isn't why I started building models.
well, that's sort of...you're sure you're not hungry?	This isn't me.  We can show clients endless options, change anything in a matter of hours on the computer.  But you won't change.
i did tell you, didn't i?  that i'd be ready to start the berlin model today?	Well, that's sort of...you're sure you're not hungry?
peter webber!  right.  quite the spotlight on that guy.	I did tell you, didn't I?  That I'd be ready to start the Berlin model today?
he buys and sells the world.	Peter Webber!  Right.  Quite the spotlight on that guy.
right...she married...what was he?	He buys and sells the world.
when we divorce a decade ago, she was very, very angry.  now she's just hostile.	Right...she married...what was he?
how's your wife?	When we divorce a decade ago, she was very, very angry.  Now she's just hostile.
oh...nothing.  thirty pounds.  i just haven't been very hungry.	How's your wife?
how much weight have you lost?	Oh...nothing.  Thirty pounds.  I just haven't been very hungry.
pardon me?	how much weight have you lost?
what are you on?	Pardon me?
i'm good, thanks.	What are you on?
it's midnight.  what's the matter, sam?	Nothing.  My dad's dying.  I really need to talk to Alyssa.
is alyssa here?	It's midnight.  What's the matter, Sam?
you're here early today.	We're getting out of the ground today.
thank you.	You're here early today.
if she's not up, you can use my shower.	Thank you.
come over anytime you need to, sam.	Thanks, I'd like that.  Thank you.
thanks for the shower.	I want you both to stay.
alyssa said you don't even have plumbing over there.	Not a shower.
i'm sorry.	Alyssa said you don't even have plumbing over there.
i didn't recognize you!	I'm sorry.
uh huh.	I didn't recognize you!
sam?	Uh huh.
oh...okay.	Sam?
she didn't really say.	Oh...okay.
oh...do you know when she'll be home?	She didn't really say.
she's out with a friend.	Oh...do you know when she'll be home?
is alyssa home?	She's out with a friend.
hello?	Where are you?  You're driving me crazy, waiting like this.  I want you in me now!
i forgot where i put my keys.	And you thought they might be under her dress?
i did warn you.	My life is a warning.  I just can't figure out for what.
you were the only neighbor i could tolerate.	I did warn you.
you'll have to explain that to the police.	You were the only neighbor I could tolerate.
the plumber's due out on friday.	You'll have to explain that to the police.
george, this is the third time.	The plumber's due out on Friday.
there are no windows facing my...exposure.	George, this is the third time.
does it give you some sort of perverse pleasure to expose your...penis in plain view of my sixteen year-old daughter?	There are no windows facing my...exposure.
he escaped.  he's going back in.	Does it give you some sort of perverse pleasure to expose your...penis in plain view of my sixteen year-old daughter?
this has got to stop!	He escaped.  He's going back in.
i know what the deal is.  josh is a pimp. i'm not stupid.	You don't know what the deal is.  There is no fucking deal.
i never said anything.  i haven't done anything.	I know what the deal is.  Josh is a pimp. I'm not stupid.
hey, it beats letting town folk go down on you for the summer.	I never said anything.  I haven't done anything.
i'll ask.	Hey, it beats letting town folk go down on you for the summer.
it'll just be my brother the dweeb on weekends.  all we gotta do is sand and paint the cabin, dude.  my dad's gonna let me use the boat and my charm is gonna let me use my rod.  income village is the place to hook up with hump.	I'll ask.
i don't know.	It'll just be my brother the dweeb on weekends.  All we gotta do is sand and paint the cabin, dude.  My dad's gonna let me use the boat and my charm is gonna let me use my rod.  Income village is the place to hook up with hump.
the whole summer, man.  party in tahoe.	I don't know.
i don't wanna go, sam.	Here.
i never tried to get you to like me.  i tried to get you to love me.	Well, congratulations!  You fucking pulled it off!
this was all for your sake, wasn't it? having me here?  trying to get me to like you.	I never tried to get you to like me.  I tried to get you to love me.
i would have lied to me if i thought i'd believe it.	This was all for your sake, wasn't it? Having me here?  Trying to get me to like you.
you lied to me!	I would have lied to me if I thought I'd believe it.
we're all dying from the start.  i just got picked for advanced placement.	You lied to me!
and you told mom today?	Yes.
i still don't know what that means.	I wanted you here so we could have a few months together.  Maybe everything happens for a reason.  Something bad to force something good.
the kind where there isn't really an answer.	I still don't know what that means.
i don't know what that means.  what kind of problem?	The kind where there isn't really an answer.
i still don't know what that means.	I wanted you here so we could have a few months together.  Maybe everything happens for a reason.  Something bad to force something good.
the kind where there isn't really an answer.	I still don't know what that means.
i don't know what that means.  what kind of problem?	The kind where there isn't really an answer.
are you taking them still?	No, but I count them.  In a sock isn't new, you know?
i mean, do you need to have surgery on it or what?  because those pills you're taking are for a lot of pain.  and you're going through them quick.	Are you taking them still?
what's wrong with your back?	I mean, do you need to have surgery on it or what?  Because those pills you're taking are for a lot of pain.  And you're going through them quick.
she seemed upset.	What's wrong with your back?
i don't think mom cares that much that my...that peter left.	She seemed upset.
you look better than ever.	I don't think Mom cares that much that my...that Peter left.
dale wants to know if we should run an outside outlet for christmas lights with a switch inside?	Absolutely.  Have him put it on a separate line.  At Christmas, we'll pact it so full of lights, we'll make God wear sunglasses.
after everything.	That's so weird...
after everything he did to you and your mom?	After everything.
i loved him too much.	After everything he did to you and your mom?
do you ever wish you had done it?	I loved him too much.
everything would have been better if you had.  you'd have liked your grandmother. and there'd be a girl out there that'd have her mother.  i remember reading about her in the paper.  they couldn't find her father and her mother was dead. i still feel guilty about that.	Do you ever wish you had done it?
i would have killed him.	Everything would have been better if you had.  You'd have liked your grandmother. And there'd be a girl out there that'd have her mother.  I remember reading about her in the paper.  They couldn't find her father and her mother was dead. I still feel guilty about that.
i think she was terrified of living with him...but maybe even more terrified of life without him.	I would have killed him.
why wouldn't she leave?	I think she was terrified of living with him...but maybe even more terrified of life without him.
to hide a black eye.	Why wouldn't she leave?
sun glasses?	To hide a black eye.
i was just thinking about my mom.  she wouldn't leave him.  i remember one time she made us dinner wearing sunglasses.  i mean it was dark outside and in.  but we never talked about it.	Sun glasses?
are you talking?	I was just thinking about my mom.  She wouldn't leave him.  I remember one time she made us dinner wearing sunglasses.  I mean it was dark outside and in.  But we never talked about it.
i'm proud of you, sam.	Don't be.  And hide whatever that new drug is you have.  I like it.
i haven't used anything for two days. i'm trying.	I'm proud of you, Sam.
if i asked you to stop, would you?	I haven't used anything for two days. I'm trying.
getting high, i guess.	If I asked you to stop, would you?
what would you be doing now?	Getting high, I guess.
i'd be in tahoe having fun if you had given up.	What would you be doing now?
i gave up on you.	I'd be in Tahoe having fun if you had given up.
i'm telling you now.	I gave up on you.
i wish you had told me then.	I'm telling you now.
he was a prick when i was six, and he's a prick today.	I wish you had told me then.
i couldn't imagine how i could compete with him for any part of you.  so, i didn't.  he wanted you to have his last name...i let him even take that.	He was a prick when I was six, and he's a prick today.
he's got nothing to do with me.	I couldn't imagine how I could compete with him for any part of you.  So, I didn't.  He wanted you to have his last name...I let him even take that.
when you started first grade and your mom went to work, it was so she could save for an apartment.  but then she met peter and skipped the idea of renting.	He's got nothing to do with me.
what do you know about me?	When you started first grade and your mom went to work, it was so she could save for an apartment.  But then she met Peter and skipped the idea of renting.
i know parts of who you are.	What do you know about me?
see, that's the thing...i am what i say i am.	I know parts of who you are.
that's not true.	See, that's the thing...I am what I say I am.
nothing.	That's not true.
what are you now?	Nothing.
what i'm not.	What are you now?
what would you like to be?	What I'm not.
how do you become something you're not?	What would you like to be?
i know the feeling.	How do you become something you're not?
i like how it feels not to feel.	I know the feeling.
i know.  why?	I like how it feels not to feel.
i took some of your vicodin.	I know.  Why?
hi, alyssa.	Hi, Mom.
we haven't build shit.  you're just tearing down your father.	Try it.  It feels good.
do whatever you want with it.  i don't care.  all i want from you is for you to remember we built this house together.	We haven't build shit.  You're just tearing down your father.
don't.  i don't want it.	Do whatever you want with it.  I don't care.  All I want from you is for you to remember we built this house together.
twenty years of hating what you live in...what you are.  this is the end of it, sam.  i'm gonna build something of me here that i can be proud to give to you.	Don't.  I don't want it.
i'm not even listening.	You know that great thing, though?  Is that change can be so constant you don't even feel the difference until there is one.  It can be so slow that you don't even notice that your life is better or worse, until it is.  Or it can just blow you away.  Make you something different in an instant.  It happened to me.
i won't ever hit you.  i don't want you smaller.  i want you to be happy.  you're not.  not here with me. not home with your mother.  not up in tahoe.  not alone.  not anywhere.  you're what i was most of my life, sam. i see it in your eyes.  in your sleep. in your answer to everything.  you're barely alive.	I'm not even listening.
i'll have to pay him back.	I won't ever hit you.  I don't want you smaller.  I want you to be happy.  You're not.  Not here with me. Not home with your mother.  Not up in Tahoe.  Not alone.  Not anywhere.  You're what I was most of my life, Sam. I see it in your eyes.  In your sleep. In your answer to everything.  You're barely alive.
the game was to make me smaller than he was.  no matter what.  he could be almost invisible as a human being, but i had to be smaller.  so if i got good grades, i was a pussy for not playing football.  if i cut my hair for him, it wasn't short enough.  if i shaved it, i looked like a psycho.  i never won the game.  not once. and if he couldn't make me smaller with words...	I'll have to pay him back.
i was holding for someone.  that wasn't even mine.	The game was to make me smaller than he was.  No matter what.  He could be almost invisible as a human being, but I had to be smaller.  So if I got good grades, I was a pussy for not playing football.  If I cut my hair for him, it wasn't short enough.  If I shaved it, I looked like a psycho.  I never won the game.  Not once. And if he couldn't make me smaller with words...
my dad used to play a game.  i never really understood what it was until after he was gone.	I was holding for someone.  That wasn't even mine.
oh, so you're in the big shit now!  child abuse.  people go to prison for what you just did to me.	My dad used to play a game.  I never really understood what it was until after he was gone.
sit down for a second.	No.
you can't make me do a thing.	Sit down for a second.
the gloves on the table are for you.	You can't make me do a thing.
you're too fucking late.	The gloves on the table are for you.
i'll apologize for everything but today...today i give a shit.	You're too fucking late.
i've been using since i was twelve! you're all so unbelievably stupid.  you didn't give a shit about anything i did until now!	I'll apologize for everything but today...Today I give a shit.
did you got through my pants?	I might have a solution.
a friend of yours is here.	Did you got through my pants?
where is it?	A friend of yours is here.
well, until you know, you can't go.	Oh, okay.
i don't know.	Well, until you know, you can't go.
when are you going to be back?	I don't know.
i don't know.	When are you going to be back?
where are you going?	I don't know.
hey...hey!	Where are you going?
i'm leaving.	Hey...hey!
if you had a stupid phone or i could use your truck, mom would give me some money.	You'll have money when you work for it.
i can promise you complete privacy.	You can't promise me anything!  You don't have anything to promise!  You live in a garage!  You don't have cable!  You're not hooked up to the internet because you don't even own a computer!  You don't have a job!
and i don't take a shower in the middle of the yard.	I can promise you complete privacy.
i don't beg.	And I don't take a shower in the middle of the yard.
i'd rather sell my nuts to a castrati.	I don't beg.
why don't you just beg some money off my dad and move into something decent with a real kitchen and a real bathroom?	I'd rather sell my nuts to a castrati.
it'll be fine.	Why don't you just beg some money off my dad and move into something decent with a real kitchen and a real bathroom?
i'm not doing it!	It'll be fine.
i'd blame you.  i want you here.	I'm not doing it!
no one would blame me if i left!	I'd blame you.  I want you here.
you'll have money when you work.	You're so predictable.
i'm gonna take a walk.  i need some money.	You'll have money when you work.
i don't know.	I'm gonna take a walk.  I need some money.
you snore at night.  that bugs me.  can i take you out?	Your brothers are right.  It was the most god-awful smell I've ever had my nose around.
it bugs me.	You snore at night.  That bugs me.  Can I take you out?
why?	It bugs me.
i want you to take out your nose ring and leave it out.	Why?
no you don't.	I want you to take out your nose ring and leave it out.
i hate turkey.	No you don't.
get the inkling, sam.  i'm getting tired of your attitude.	I hate turkey.
no.	Get the inkling, Sam.  I'm getting tired of your attitude.
do you ever get like the slightest inkling that you might want to help me instead of doing absolutely nothing?	No.
i warned you yesterday.	Don't touch me!  You can't touch me!
what are you doing?!	I warned you yesterday.
probably in the bible.	Goodnight.
are you totally insane?!	I almost saw Catalina.
i'll hate you forever.	You can't even begins to know how much I hate my father.  Think of it as a family tradition.
you've worn out your welcome at this house, sam.  i won't ever hit you.  this may well be the worst three months of your life, but you've earned it.  so, pick up your suitcase and go get in the truck.  now.	I'll hate you forever.
if you hit me, i'll call the police.	You've worn out your welcome at this house, Sam.  I won't ever hit you.  This may well be the worst three months of your life, but you've earned it.  So, pick up your suitcase and go get in the truck.  Now.
your nose ring comes out of your nose. if you've got them in your nipples, they come out, too.  and there's no make-up at my house.  no glue sniffing.  huffing. no pills, no grass.	If you hit me, I'll call the police.
you don't have a choice.	Mom...please.
i'm not going!	You don't have a choice.
mom, tell him i'm not going.  you already promised me!	You have everything?
i'll get your bag.	Mom, tell him I'm not going.  You already promised me!
i'm not going!	I'll get your bag.
you'll know me by the time we're through.	I'm not going!
who are you, anyway?  i don't even know you.	You'll know me by the time we're through.
did you tell him he's spending the summer with me?	No I'm not!
because i live there.	You live in Cory's parents' cabin?
why would you be there?	Because I live there.
i'll be around to check up on you.	Why would you be there?
to check up on me?	I'll be around to check up on you.
your mom and the boys can drop by anytime.	To check up on me?
no.  a friend... your mother?  everybody gets touched by someone they love.	Isn't that weird?  I mean, I dated a little bit after my divorce, for four or five years.  Six years.  I know when my son was younger...maybe when he was ten or eleven even, he'd run up and wrap his arms around me.
a handshake, or you know, someone pats you on your back through clothes. doctors, people who have to touch you. but not by people who want to.	No.  A friend... your mother?  Everybody gets touched by someone they love.
i'm sorry, i don't know what that was.	A handshake, or you know, someone pats you on your back through clothes. Doctors, people who have to touch you. But not by people who want to.
i haven't been touched in years.	I'm sorry, I don't know what that was.
good for you.	I haven't been touched in years.
i can die trying.	Good for you.
can you build a house in four months?	I can die trying.
stage four pancreatic cancer.  they haven't even pretended to offer treatment.  you tell me, when would you start eating red meat?	Can you build a house in four months?
no one's really said four months is all you have, have they?	Stage four pancreatic cancer.  They haven't even pretended to offer treatment.  You tell me, when would you start eating red meat?
what kind of house?	You know what mortise and tenon is?
i'd build a house.	What kind of house?
what would you do?	I'd build a house.
good for you.	What would you do?
i'd eat a lot of red meat.	Good for you.
why do you let your dog crap on his lawn, day after day?	I don't let him.  He just loves to.
god, you look like crap, george.	I want you to find someone for me.
i need you to do me a favor.	God, you look like crap, George.
it's my day off.  i thought i'd help with the plumbing.	I need you to do me a favor.
i'm surprised he hasn't left.	I haven't forced him to work.  I only wet him down once.  Why would he leave?
mr. dokos called to complain that you and a boy are squatting illegally in the garage of your house.	Check the permits.  It was built as a guesthouse.  It's a legally rentable unit grandfathered when South Laguna was incorporated.
ah!  oh....	I know there's an explanation.
thanks for telling me.	At least your father tried, George.
your kid was down around diver's cover again, smoking pot.  i didn't write him up...told him i wouldn't tell you...	Thanks for telling me.
do you know what i'd give to have this! forget how i got it!  i can't afford dirt in this town.  i live in riverside, goddammitt  and you get to piss in the ocean.	Your kid was down around Diver's Cover again, smoking pot.  I didn't write him up...told him I wouldn't tell you...
it was in my name so he wouldn't lose it. he stole it from everyone that deserved it by putting me on title.	Do you know what I'd give to have this! Forget how I got it!  I can't afford dirt in this town.  I live in Riverside, Goddammitt  And you get to piss in the ocean.
left you this place.	It was in my name so he wouldn't lose it. He stole it from everyone that deserved it by putting me on title.
was bankrupt and dead before i was twenty.	Left you this place.
i aimed high.	We just weren't very much alike, I guess. I don't know.  I liked your dad more than I liked you.
she's a little sad, is all.	I don't even care if he ever comes back.
because dad left?	She's a little sad, is all.
she needs to be alone, i think.	Because Dad left?
it's okay.	She needs to be alone, I think.
oh.  sorry.	It's okay.
i just wanted to know where mom was?	Oh.  Sorry.
how many bedrooms will your house have?	Three.
i better get the kids home.	Not a perfect day.
don't move!	I'm an idiot to have you up there.
are you going to kiss me?	It's not my back that's killing me.
so could i.	Are you going to kiss me?
i could die.	So could I.
back.  neck.  back.	What?
what did he say?	'I'll be in the bedroom.'
no goodbye.  no fuck you.  no 'are you in love with george?'	What did he say?
left you?	No goodbye.  No fuck you.  No 'Are you in love with George?'
peter left me yesterday.	Left you?
no.  mostly me.	Peter left me yesterday.
i kept thinking about it, what you said... i hope you were trying to keep me away fro the sake of me.	No.  Mostly me.
i didn't think you'd come today.	I kept thinking about it, what you said... I hope you were trying to keep me away fro the sake of me.
is your back still killing you?	I didn't think you'd come today.
i need to know.	You need to know what?  Do I still love you?
let's not do this, okay?	I need to know.
if i weren't married?	Let's not do this, okay?
you bit my finger.	If I weren't married?
i'm married.	You bit my finger.
i can't pick you up.	I'm married.
it sounded like a pick-up line.	I can't pick you up.
i'll say a lot of things i've never said before.  it's habit.	It sounded like a pick-up line.
you've never said that before.	I'll say a lot of things I've never said before.  It's habit.
that was the truth.	You've never said that before.
that thing about i was the most, you know, beautiful person you had ever known.  what was that?	That was the truth.
what did i say?	That thing about I was the most, you know, beautiful person you had ever known.  What was that?
when i picked you up from the train station...what you said.	What did I say?
going on?	When I picked you up from the train station...what you said.
nothing is going on with us, is it?	Going on?
i thought we were helping.	I can hire workers to help me.
i'd rather you not be here.	I thought we were helping.
do you know alyssa thinks something is up with us?  she's giving me crap about being away from peter and now you're trying to do the same thing!  what no one seems to realize is that peter isn't there!  he's not there!  and when he is, he isn't!  so, if you don't want me here, or you don't want my kids here, just tell me, george.  i'll stop coming.  but it won't be because of peter.  it'll be because you asked me to stop.  say what you need to say, because i'm not leaving until i hear it.	I'd rather you not be here.
what is it with this?  they wouldn't spend less time with peter if they lived here!  he has no time!	Do you know Alyssa thinks something is up with us?  She's giving me crap about being away from Peter and now you're trying to do the same thing!  What no one seems to realize is that Peter isn't there!  He's not there!  And when he is, he isn't!  So, if you don't want me here, or you don't want my kids here, just tell me, George.  I'll stop coming.  But it won't be because of Peter.  It'll be because you asked me to stop.  Say what you need to say, because I'm not leaving until I hear it.
how much time do they get to spend with their dad?	What is it with this?  They wouldn't spend less time with Peter if they lived here!  He has no time!
i know they're not much help, but they love coming here, george.	How much time do they get to spend with their dad?
it's just that there's less that adam and ryan can do anymore.  i'd hate to have them bored.	I know they're not much help, but they love coming here, George.
no.  why?  i like to be with sam.	It's just that there's less that Adam and Ryan can do anymore.  I'd hate to have them bored.
maybe you shouldn't come everyday.	No.  Why?  I like to be with Sam.
let's see if you've gotten any better.	Oh, I'm worse.  Much, much worse.
i smiled at him.	Watch out for the smile, boys.
tell him how you made me fall in love with you.	I smiled at him.
it's been a while.	This was my very first slow dance.
do you need help?	I think so.
you're a good mother.	Do you need help?
or wound.  let them keep their eyes and fingers.	You're a good mother.
i'll find something that won't kill them.	Or wound.  Let them keep their eyes and fingers.
i kind of said that maybe they could do something.  help.  i'm sorry.  they really wanted to come.  i really wanted to come and they wanted to be with me.  i don't think they'll be too much trouble.	I'll find something that won't kill them.
you brought your kids?	I kind of said that maybe they could do something.  Help.  I'm sorry.  They really wanted to come.  I really wanted to come and they wanted to be with me.  I don't think they'll be too much trouble.
he won't use my shower.  i don't get it.	You brought your kids?
where's sam?	He won't use my shower.  I don't get it.
no, i'm...thanks.  i took something.	Where's Sam?
do you need anything?  i'll go to the pharmacy.  i have some demerol at home.	No, I'm...thanks.  I took something.
my stupid back.	Do you need anything?  I'll go to the pharmacy.  I have some Demerol at home.
i thought you'd be up with the sun.	My stupid back.
with your hands or your tongue?	You're not well.
i've been wrong a lot in my life.	Hindsight.  It's like foresight without a future.
go in there and lick his attitude.	The antibiotics weren't working.  It's what I believe, George.
my tongue around the edge of his ear is what cured him.	Go in there and lick his attitude.
oh...with his ear infection!	My tongue around the edge of his ear is what cured him.
that wasn't a dream.  that was sam.	Oh...with his ear infection!
didn't you once dream you could lick people well, though?	That wasn't a dream.  That was Sam.
it was perfect, george.  amazing.  it was so real.	Didn't you once dream you could lick people well, though?
finished or unfinished?	It was perfect, George.  Amazing.  It was so real.
i dreamed about your house last night.	Finished or unfinished?
it's not breakfast yet.	I dreamed about your house last night.
what is it?	I'm fine.  Nothing.  I'll drop by your lunch tomorrow.
you head was pressed against my chest.  i could feel your heart racing.  and i remember i kissed your hair.	We have it on video!  Was that when?  My parents were down for his sixth birthday! I remember that.
the only time i can think of for sure, i was holding onto sam in the ocean, saving him from the waves.	You head was pressed against my chest.  I could feel your heart racing.  And I remember I kissed your hair.
do you remember?	The only time I can think of for sure, I was holding onto Sam in the ocean, saving him from the waves.
it was just that, maybe the way the sun struck the ocean, the sound of the waves. it was simple, whatever it was.  then i started thinking about the last time i felt this good.  it's been a long time.	Do you remember?
what have you been before today?	It was just that, maybe the way the sun struck the ocean, the sound of the waves. It was simple, whatever it was.  Then I started thinking about the last time I felt this good.  It's been a long time.
i was up on the roof this morning, tearing it down and it struck me as strong as anything ever has.  that i'm happy today.	What have you been before today?
i don't even like turkey sandwiches. what kind of pizza?	Sam's favorite.
the first and the last.	I don't even like turkey sandwiches. What kind of pizza?
which?	The first and the last.
i was here six years.  and i only hated two.	Which?
but you hated four out of the five you did.	I was here six years.  And I only hated two.
i used to live here.	But you hated four out of the five you did.
what?	I used to live here.
it makes me sad.	What?
well, for later then.	It makes me sad.
we're fine.  turkey sandwiches.	Well, for later then.
george --	He's not spending the entire summer with another kid in Tahoe.  If he leaves, I will follow him up there and I will drag him home by his nose ring.  He can hate me.  You can hate me.  He can try to kill me while I sleep.  You can call the police.  You can call your husband or your attorney, but Sam is spending the summer with me.  He's my son.  He's sixteen.  That's it.
i did say he could go.	Let's go.
no.  i was going to let you do that.	He's not spending the summer in Tahoe.
did you tell him he was spending the summer with me?	No.  I was going to let you do that.
last time you were gone for a week!	Did you tell him he was spending the summer with me?
i can't leave the house?	Last time you were gone for a week!
i drove over and you were gone.	I can't leave the house?
i don't have a phone.	I drove over and you were gone.
what was i supposed to do?  when you didn't show up saturday, i tried to call. your phone isn't working.	I don't have a phone.
hey, hey!	I'm married.
i want him with me.	No, you don't.  Trust me.
forget it, really.  i'll survive.	I want him with me.
at least we'll have a house to show for it.	Forget it, really.  I'll survive.
one of you would end up dead.	At least we'll have a house to show for it.
sounding?  i need help.  he's cheap labor.	One of you would end up dead.
thank you for at least sounding sincere.	Sounding?  I need help.  He's cheap labor.
the garage is plumbed.  i'll put in a toilet.  we'll survive.	Thank you for at least sounding sincere.
you and sam are going to live in a garage without plumbing for the summer?	The garage is plumbed.  I'll put in a toilet.  We'll survive.
not for the weekend.  for the summer.	You and Sam are going to live in a garage without plumbing for the summer?
he doesn't want to spend the weekends with you anymore.	Not for the weekend.  For the summer.
i'll be by saturday to pick him up.	He doesn't want to spend the weekends with you anymore.
friday...god, i hate the thought of him home all day.	I'll be by Saturday to pick him up.
when's school over?	Friday...God, I hate the thought of him home all day.
look, i wasn't serious about you taking sam, so you don't have to get into any actual construction to get out of it.	When's school over?
the garage.	Look, I wasn't serious about you taking Sam, so you don't have to get into any actual construction to get out of it.
where will you live?	The garage.
i love those doors.	Where will you live?
how many years did i live with your beams and boards?  first in the garage, then in the living room.  we're going to do it, robin.  next year.  next year.  salvaged floorboards from a house in pasadena. doors from a church in new hampshire...	I love those doors.
severance pay.  and i'm going to cash in my life insurance policy.	How many years did I live with your beams and boards?  First in the garage, then in the living room.  We're going to do it, Robin.  Next year.  Next year.  Salvaged floorboards from a house in Pasadena. Doors from a church in New Hampshire...
money?	Severance pay.  And I'm going to cash in my life insurance policy.
there's nothing anymore to stop me.	Money?
you've been saying that for twenty years. while we were dating, you said it.	There's nothing anymore to stop me.
i'm going to tear down the shack and build my house.	You've been saying that for twenty years. While we were dating, you said it.
why call me?	I'm going to tear down the shack and build my house.
i was parked in day parking.	Why call me?
why would they tow your truck?	I was parked in day parking.
i need to talk to you.	Why would they tow your truck?
i wasn't thinking.  look, i'm sorry i didn't think to call you while i thought...i think.	I need to talk to you.
but you can't call me while you think?	I wasn't thinking.  Look, I'm sorry I didn't think to call you while I thought...I think.
kurt's been feeding him.	But you can't call me while you think?
what did you do with your dog?	Kurt's been feeding him.
four days.  i left to think.	What did you do with your dog?
where have you been for a week?!	Four days.  I left to think.
a blueprint spool.	Where have you been for a week?!
you didn't think someone from your office would call and tell me you wrecked the entire building and threatened people with a baseball bat?!	A blueprint spool.
i didn't think you'd know i went missing.	You didn't think someone from your office would call and tell me you wrecked the entire building and threatened people with a baseball bat?!
i'm not talking just physically.  even your anger is perfect.	I didn't think you'd know I went missing.
what?	I'm not talking just physically.  Even your anger is perfect.
you're the most beautiful woman i have ever known in my life.	What?
you're inconsiderate and absolutely devoid of emotion!	You're the most beautiful woman I have ever known in my life.
thanks for waking me up.  picking me up. you're loud today.	You're inconsiderate and absolutely devoid of emotion!
i called everyone, everywhere!  you just vanished!  you could be dead!	Thanks for waking me up.  Picking me up. You're loud today.
why does he have a lock on his door?	Because he put the lock on!  Do you think I told him he could have a nose ring?! Why do you ask me everything you should ask him!?  I don't know anything, anymore!
he never answers.	Why does he have a lock on his door?
he doesn't answer.	He never answers.
what are you doing?	He doesn't answer.
where is he?	Where he always is.
lock the door behind you.	Where is he?
you let him pierce his nose?	Lock the door behind you.
did sam call to tell you he wouldn't be over this weekend?	You let him pierce his nose?
ring the bell before you try the door.	Did Sam call to tell you he wouldn't be over this weekend?
you should lock your doors.	Ring the bell before you try the door.
it's just a joke.  a stupid joke.	I could use the money.
he already knows everything about what he can't do.  you can tell him not to even look at you, if you want.	I'm thinking it's too weird now.
i wasn't sure.	She wouldn't even fucking go out with until she was sixteen.  I mean, that's not even a rule, just her own thing.  She like figures things out on her own and then that's it.
don't even...i'm there.	I wasn't sure.
what's your deal with alyssa?	Don't even...I'm there.
you got any weed?	You got the money?
nothing.	You got any weed?
does alyssa know?	Nothing.
it'll take you like twenty, thirty minutes.	Does Alyssa know?
been thinking?	No.
then you tell me, what just happened?	The payoff.
everything happens for a reason.  that's what my dad said.	Then you tell me, what just happened?
what the fuck?	Everything happens for a reason.  That's what my dad said.
what are you talking about?	I'm sixteen years old.  I'm underage. How could I possibly threaten you?
he said he heard hammering.	Who?
that was my plan...to be hardly recognizable to you as me.	I feel in love with George again.
i hardly recognize you with a beard.	That was my plan...to be hardly recognizable to you as me.
sam took them to a movie.	I'll be in the bedroom.
where are the kids?	Sam took them to a movie.
please don't leave me.	Where are the kids?
that's the problem.	Please don't leave me.
i never asked for more.	That's the problem.
despite you.	I never asked for more.
you live a fabulous life, robin.	Despite you.
you never really trusted me.	You live a fabulous life, Robin.
i always felt i could never marry you without first showing you what a fabulous life you cloud live despite me.	You never really trusted me.
what are you doing home?	I always felt I could never marry you without first showing you what a fabulous life you cloud live despite me.
that sounds pathetic, doesn't it?	What are you doing home?
i was talking about our marriage.	I know.
sam is working at something for the first time in his life.  once in a while he even talks to me.  i want to be around for that.	So am I, Robin.  I'm working at something, too.  I'm even talking.  Do you want to be around for it?
you can't go with me because of sam?	Sam is working at something for the first time in his life.  Once in a while he even talks to me.  I want to be around for that.
we haven't been away together for three years.  what difference does a few months make?	You can't go with me because of Sam?
you can't go because of sam?	We haven't been away together for three years.  What difference does a few months make?
i can't go right now.	You can't go because of Sam?
good.  that was the plan.  we couldn't stand him and george needed help.	I can't go right now.
i've been helping for the last few days. weeks.  sam's working.  i told you sam was working.  i mean, he really is.	Good.  That was the plan.  We couldn't stand him and George needed help.
what?	I've been helping for the last few days. Weeks.  Sam's working.  I told you Sam was working.  I mean, he really is.
i'm helping george build his house.	What?
lois will stay with them.  or we can pawn them off on your parents.	I'm helping George build his house.
after the kids are back in school.	Lois will stay with them.  Or we can pawn them off on your parents.
sooner than the fall.	After the kids are back in school.
i'd love to drive through new england in the fall.	Sooner than the Fall.
the biggest waste of time since television.	Do you remember anything I've said that wasn't negative?
we should take a vacation.	The biggest waste of time since television.
to shave your chest?	We should take a vacation.
what would you be if you asked adam and ryan to run in now and hug you?	I'd be you.
if i let everything that should worry me, worry me, i'd be dead from worry.	What would you be if you asked Adam and Ryan to run in now and hug you?
it would worry me.	If I let everything that should worry me, worry me, I'd be dead from worry.
should i?	It would worry me.
do you think it's odd your kids don't hug you?	Should I?
is lois still here?  i'm starved.	I'll make you something.
we've eaten.	Is Lois still here?  I'm starved.
his father is a man.	A man he respects.
i don't have a clue anymore.  i wish you'd talk to him.  he needs a man.	His father is a man.
i thought i might be able to help, but it looks like you have all you can handle.	Do you like red?
either do you.	I thought I might be able to help, but it looks like you have all you can handle.
you don't look like you.	Either do you.
do it now!	If I walk out the door, who's gonna be here tonight for the follow through?
take it off.	Do it now!
no.	Take it off.
are you wearing eye shadow?	No.
thanks for talking about me behind my back...useful in court.	Are you wearing eye shadow?
i guess i could teach you some things.	Okay.
no.	I guess I could teach you some things.
do you know anything about building a house?	No.
i've missed you guys.	Why?
it's not ours.  it's george's.	I've missed you guys.
you got a dog?	It's not ours.  It's George's.
hey.	You got a dog?
hey.	Hey.
i read the letter.  you read the will. he wants you to keep it.  to live in it some day.	Then maybe this isn't what he wants, but this what he was hoping for.  Maybe it's what I want.
this is what he wants.	I read the letter.  You read the will. He wants you to keep it.  To live in it some day.
you could keep it and rent it out?	This is what he wants.
yeah.	You could keep it and rent it out?
you're sure about this?	Yeah.
i don't know what i'm doing.	I wouldn't let Adam or Ryan see you doing it.
the door was open.	I don't know what I'm doing.
can you stay for dinner?	Depends on what I'd give up on.
there were no pg's.  so i just gave them money to play games.	Can you stay for dinner?
i didn't go in your room.	I locked the door!  Get out!  I locked the door!  Get out!
what are you doing in my room?	I didn't go in your room.
dad's home, already?	In the bedroom.
go tell your father we're eating.	Dad's home, already?
nothing r, okay?	Enough for drinks, popcorn and candy!
yes, it is.	Would you stop being ridiculous?  Your father wants Sam home as much as I do.
adam, that's not true!	Yes, it is.
i brought a few of my own.	Someone stop her!
ryan, would you rather swim or work?	Can we really help build a house?
all day again?	Not all day.  I'll be home after lunch.
why do we have to get up and eat with you this early?	I just thought it would be nice.
what did you say?	Dad said it first.
queer.	What did you say?
why?	He'll be gone for his birthday.
run downstairs and give your dad a hug.	Why?
a night in the hole?	Better make it a week.
nigger.	That's my girl.
no, nigger.	Nigger.
nagger?	No, nigger.
they ain't men, mae rose. they're convicts. and nigger convicts to boot. can you say nigger?	Nagger?
he's a big one.	It's a boy! Well, let's get a look at him.
and the baby?	He's a big one.
she's doing just fine.	And the baby?
is mae rose okay?	She's doing just fine.
she'll be fine. she just had a bit of a shock.	Is Mae Rose okay?
not for me, it ain't.	Well you can't stay here, Biscuit. This ain't no life for a man. Any one of these fellas would give their right arm to be in your shoes. I sure know I would.
it's 1945. it's a different world now.	Not for me, it ain't.
what am i gonna do out there, ray? i can't go home to my mama like this. i'll get the strap for sure.	Come on, Biscuit, this is good news. Your mama's gonna break down in tears when you show up on her doorstep.
these are free papers.	What am I gonna do out there, Ray? I can't go home to my mama like this. I'll get the strap for sure.
hell with him. it ain't that.	These are free papers.
don't take it so hard, biscuit. she don't mean nothin' to him.	Hell with him. It ain't that.
i'm talking about a haircut.	Cost you a pair of nylons.
thought you'd never ask. biscuit needs some gravy.	I'm talking about a haircut.
biscuit, when you're done with jangle leg, you think you could squeeze me in?	Thought you'd never ask. Biscuit needs some gravy.
but you can't.	At least the kid's getting out. Isn't this what you wanted?
look, i am truly sorry about this. i'd like to help you...	But you can't.
yeah, but what about me and ray? i didn't see our names on that pardon. you said you were gonna put in a good word for us.	I did, Claude. I mentioned you. I mentioned you both. But the fact is, pardons don't come cheap. The kid can hit. What can you do?
kid's getting out. i got him a pardon.	Yeah, but what about me and Ray? I didn't see our names on that pardon. You said you were gonna put in a good word for us.
yo, blocker, what's going on here?	Kid's getting out. I got him a pardon.
maybe you didn't notice, but this is a prison.	There are ways around that. Right sergeant?
crawford's are always looking for new talent.	Maybe you didn't notice, but this is a prison.
you can try, but you won't get too far. why you interested?	Crawford's are always looking for new talent.
can't get right? that's the kid's name? can i talk to him?	You can try, but you won't get too far. Why you interested?
you probably mean can't get right. that's him over there.	Can't Get Right? That's the kid's name? Can I talk to him?
we played down in jackson yesterday. heard a rumor you've got a boy up here who can hit the ball a ton.	You probably mean Can't Get Right. That's him over there.
we get the games on the radio sometimes.	We played down in Jackson yesterday. Heard a rumor you've got a boy up here who can hit the ball a ton.
sharp.	I look good tonight. And I feel lucky, too.
well, alright then. what do you think about this new tie?	Sharp.
yeah...	Well, alright then. What do you think about this new tie?
but this is where the action is and i have to be where the action is. look, when your old lady wanted those alligator shoes, didn't i come through for you? ain't she stepping in style now?	Yeah...
do yourself a favor and find another place where they let you in the front door.	But this is where the action is and I have to be where the action is. Look, when your old lady wanted those alligator shoes, didn't I come through for you? Ain't she stepping in style now?
then what's the problem?	Do yourself a favor and find another place where they let you in the front door.
no, but...	Then what's the problem?
is spanky here?	No, but...
oh, no, ray. not tonight. spanky's not happy with you.	Is Spanky here?
want me to come back some other time?	Nice girl like you don't belong in a place like this. But if you talk to Sylvia, tell her old Claude said congratulations.
i'm too old for you. besides, i'm not much in the mood.	Want me to come back some other time?
you know, go to the tonk or whatever.	I'm too old for you. Besides, I'm not much in the mood.
take care of me?	You know, go to the tonk or whatever.
i know she's sorry she won't be seeing you anymore. anyway, she wanted me to take care of you.	Take care of me?
but i'm not on the outside. i'm in here.	I know she's sorry she won't be seeing you anymore. Anyway, she wanted me to take care of you.
she always said that if you were on the outside...	But I'm not on the outside. I'm in here.
real nice guy, too. trumpet player. they moved down to new orleans.	She always said that if you were on the outside...
married?	Real nice guy, too. Trumpet player. They moved down to New Orleans.
she got married last month.	Married?
why not?	She got married last month.
oh, she's fine. she's just not coming today.	Why not?
she's alright, isn't she?	Oh, she's fine. She's just not coming today.
my name's yvette. sylvia sent me. you look just like she said.	She's alright, isn't she?
yeah.	My name's Yvette. Sylvia sent me. You look just like she said.
sure, boss.	I'm not your boss. Not anymore.
claude, mind helping me to the bathroom?	Sure, boss.
cool it, ray. you're gonna get us in a lot of trouble.	He's right, Gibson. Put down the gun and we'll work this out.
goodnight, mr. wilkins. mr. pike.	Goodnight, Claude.
yes, sir.	I'll be right back.
you know i trust you, claude.	Yes, sir.
half the men in this prison swear they're innocent. don't you think that's kinda funny?	You have to forgive me if I don't laugh.
it's a hell of a lot longer when you're innocent.	Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent. Don't you think that's kinda funny?
forty years. that's a long time for any crime, even murder.	It's a hell of a lot longer when you're innocent.
over forty years now. me and ray gibson out there.	Forty years. That's a long time for any crime, even murder.
you been on the farm for quite a spell, haven't you?	Over forty years now. Me and Ray Gibson out there.
that's alright, boss. takes a lot more than a colorful brochure to hurt my feelings.	You been on the farm for quite a spell, haven't you?
i apologize, claude. that was rude of me.	That's alright, boss. Takes a lot more than a colorful brochure to hurt my feelings.
yes, boss.	You know, I'm fixing on retiring at the end of the summer, gonna try to enjoy what few years I have left. What do you think of this place? It's one of those new retirement communities down on the Gulf.
damn dentures slipping again. everything falls apart when you grow old, eh, claude? time sure marches on.	Yes, boss.
as a pair of fur-lined bedroom slippers, boss.	We'll see what those slippers feel like after, say, 24 hours. And if you step down off them bottles -- if one toe so much as touches the dirt -- one of these boys is gonna shoot you dead. Let's see. We need a special man for this job.
comfortable?	As a pair of fur-lined bedroom slippers, boss.
craddock!... williams... henshaw!... banks!	Here!
you think you could make an exception just this once, boss? she came all the way down from new york.	I don't need the Baptists on my back, but I suppose I could issue a temporary marriage license for a nominal fee.
i don't see no wedding ring, banks. conjugal visits are for married prisoners only.	You think you could make an exception just this once, boss? She came all the way down from New York.
i got it... boss.	He don't sound like he's from 'round here.
ray gibson?  no, no. he's the reason i'm in here, daisy. for all i know, he's got a record a mile long. i got a better shot of getting out of here on my own. you tell maynard to think about me, concentrate on me. understand?	Sure, Claude, whatever you say.
listen, claude, maynard wanted to know if he should file the appeal on behalf of your friend, too.	Ray Gibson?  No, no. He's the reason I'm in here, Daisy. For all I know, he's got a record a mile long. I got a better shot of getting out of here on my own. You tell Maynard to think about me, concentrate on me. Understand?
a job, huh? well, that's nice, real nice. you won't have to work long. i'll be back soon enough. after i start work at first federal bank of manhattan, i'll be keeping you in style. everything will get back to normal again. that's a promise.	Listen, Claude, Maynard wanted to know if he should file the appeal on behalf of your friend, too.
he seemed like a pretty good lawyer to me. his offices take up an entire floor of that big, new building on 125th street, and he was using all these words i never heard before. he even offered me a job.	A job, huh? Well, that's nice, real nice. You won't have to work long. I'll be back soon enough. After I start work at First Federal Bank of Manhattan, I'll be keeping you in style. Everything will get back to normal again. That's a promise.
yeah, that side of the family has all the looks and none of the brains. i hope he don't mess things up.	He seemed like a pretty good lawyer to me. His offices take up an entire floor of that big, new building on 125th Street, and he was using all these words I never heard before. He even offered me a job.
of course i did. he said he'd file an appeal right away. you didn't tell me he was so good looking.	Yeah, that side of the family has all the looks and none of the brains. I hope he don't mess things up.
did you go see my cousin maynard like i asked you in my letter?	Of course I did. He said he'd file an appeal right away. You didn't tell me he was so good looking.
come on, honey, let's get out of here.	But I'm having a good time...
that's what respectable folks do. get a job, get married, start having babies. that's what you want, isn't it?	Sure it is. I just don't see any reason to rush into things. Damn, look at this shirt. I'll be right back.
engagement ring!	That's what respectable folks do. Get a job, get married, start having babies. That's what you want, isn't it?
i was hoping you were gonna say an engagement ring, claude.	Engagement ring!
season tickets to the yankees. right there on the first base line.  what's wrong, baby?	I was hoping you were gonna say an engagement ring, Claude.
know what i'm going to buy with my first pay check?	Season tickets to the Yankees. Right there on the first base line.  What's wrong, baby?
claude. here's to your new job down at the bank. i always knew you'd make something of yourself.	Know what I'm going to buy with my first pay check?
for the kind of money they charge here, you'd think they could hire somebody to actually wash the dishes.	Claude. Here's to your new job down at the bank. I always knew you'd make something of yourself.
ten dollars. but i need it to get home.	Why would you want to go home? It's so early.
you're cute. you have any money, claude?	Ten dollars. But I need it to get home.
claude. that's my name. claude. that's never happened before.	You're cute. You have any money, Claude?
he looks like he can take care of himself.	Claude. That's my name. Claude. That's never happened before.
i really shouldn't. i gotta keep an eye on my friend.	He looks like he can take care of himself.
well, mr. "c", how about buying a girl a drink?  two bourbons.	I really shouldn't. I gotta keep an eye on my friend.
i know it begins with a "c"...	Well, Mr. "C", how about buying a girl a drink?  Two bourbons.
can't you remember your own name?	I know it begins with a "C"...
i'm sylvia. what's your name?	Can't you remember your own name?
that's because i've never been here before.	I'm Sylvia. What's your name?
i've never seen you in here before.	That's because I've never been here before.
i know you're not talking to me...	I'm sorry, he's on medication...
damn, i shoulda let spanky johnson drown you in the river when i had the chance.	I know you're not talking to me...
well, if you must know, they could be closer.	Damn, I shoulda let Spanky Johnson drown you in the river when I had the chance.
next thing, you're gonna be complaining about the seats.	Well, if you must know, they could be closer.
yeah? you and what army?	Next thing, you're gonna be complaining about the seats.
if you don't eat that ice cream right now, i'm gonna strangle you until you are completely dead.	Yeah? You and what army?
they're touching.	If you don't eat that ice cream right now, I'm gonna strangle you until you are completely dead.
so?	They're touching.
no, this ain't gonna work either. it's half chocolate, half vanilla.	So?
hell of a day, ray. yankees are on fire.	No, this ain't gonna work either. It's half chocolate, half vanilla.
hell of a day for a ballgame, huh, claude?	Hell of a day, Ray. Yankees are on fire.
you didn't get ketchup?	Gimme that damn thing.
just put some mustard on it and eat it.	You didn't get ketchup?
i saw that hot dog guy in the bathroom urinating. he didn't wash his hands.	Just put some mustard on it and eat it.
why the hell not?	I saw that hot dog guy in the bathroom urinating. He didn't wash his hands.
i can't eat this.	Why the hell not?
it's too late for plans.	Never thought I'd hear Ray Gibson say that. Hell with you then. You'd only slow me down anyway.
you don't want to hear it, you don't want to hear it. there's no shame in that.	It's too late for plans.
don't tell me, i don't want to hear it. it's probably all fucked up, anyway.	You don't want to hear it, you don't want to hear it. There's no shame in that.
shh! is that so hard to believe?	Don't tell me, I don't want to hear it. It's probably all fucked up, anyway.
are you trying to tell me after all this time you finally have a plan for busting out of here?	Shh! Is that so hard to believe?
'course i was right. about what?	You're the one who said that boneyard's the only way we're getting out of here. We're gonna join all the rest of 'em soon enough. Jangle Leg, Biscuit, Goldmouth, Poker Face, Cookie, Radio -- yes sir, pick a plot and start digging...
over to the morgue and up the hill to the cemetery. never thought i'd admit it, claude, but you were right.	'Course I was right. About what?
they oughta tear that shit down and ship them yankees cross the river to jersey.	Remember what that place looked like on a sunny spring day? More beautiful than any church I was ever in.
what do you expect? it's almost as old as we are.	They oughta tear that shit down and ship them Yankees cross the river to Jersey.
well, ruth shoulda built it a little better. damn thing's falling to pieces. gonna hurt somebody.	What do you expect? It's almost as old as we are.
sure would like to see the house that ruth built one more time.	Well, Ruth shoulda built it a little better. Damn thing's falling to pieces. Gonna hurt somebody.
tell me about it. scared me at first. then, before i could figure out what to do with it, it was gone. imagine my disappointment.	Sure would like to see the house that Ruth built one more time.
an erection, huh? haven't had one of those in a while.	Tell me about it. Scared me at first. Then, before I could figure out what to do with it, it was gone. Imagine my disappointment.
nurse humphries was checking my prostate this morning. i got an erection.	An erection, huh? Haven't had one of those in a while.
why don't he just tell 'em the truth?	He knows nobody wants to hear the truth.
i said you're soft.	Don't call me soft, I hate it when you call me that.
what'd you say?	I said you're soft.
that's because you're soft. gimme the gun.	What'd you say?
i can't do it.	That's because you're soft. Gimme the gun.
no, believe me, i'm gonna kill him!	I can't do it.
no, i'm gonna kill him --	No, believe me, I'm gonna kill him!
don't shoot, sir. i can deal with this.  ray, buddy, you don't want to shoot this white man. see, you do that, they'll kill you for sure. and it's not that i like you or anything, but i've kinda gotten used to having you around.	He's got my daddy's watch, Claude. I always knew whoever took that watch killed Winston Hancock. And that was you, Mr. Pike.
we'd be in the hole by now. hey, man, you're peeing on my shoe.	I know. Simultaneously, they shake and zip. Claude bends down and picks up a bowl of gumbo, placing it on a tray next to an identical one.
i don't like it, i don't like it one bit. we shoulda taken that car when we had the opportunity. we'd be half way to new york by now.	We'd be in the hole by now. Hey, man, you're peeing on my shoe.
some faces you just don't forget. warren pike's is one of 'em.	I don't like it, I don't like it one bit. We shoulda taken that car when we had the opportunity. We'd be half way to New York by now.
you sure it was him?	Some faces you just don't forget. Warren Pike's is one of 'em.
don't make me take them away from you.	Hey, there's Wilkins!
i ain't spending a month in the hole so you can take a joy ride.	Don't make me take them away from you.
claude, man, i'm serious. give me those keys.	I ain't spending a month in the hole so you can take a joy ride.
forget about that. you run if you want to, but you're not taking this car.	Claude, man, I'm serious. Give me those keys.
this boat's gonna sail without you, too. i don't care if i last one day out here. at least it's one day of freedom. now gimme those keys.	Forget about that. You run if you want to, but you're not taking this car.
and what will we do when we get there? i'm sixty-five years old, ray. so are you. what are we gonna do out here? get married, have kids, settle down? that boat sailed without us, man.	This boat's gonna sail without you, too. I don't care if I last one day out here. At least it's one day of freedom. Now gimme those keys.
back to new york for starters.	And what will we do when we get there? I'm sixty-five years old, Ray. So are you. What are we gonna do out here? Get married, have kids, settle down? That boat sailed without us, man.
go where, ray?	Back to New York for starters.
come on, man, i'm starting to cramp up here.  we have the chance right here, right now, i say we go!	Go where, Ray?
you ain't getting out of that trunk.	Come on, man, I'm starting to cramp up here.  We have the chance right here, right now, I say we go!
then you're lucky i came along. doesn't take a visionary to spot a golden opportunity like this. now help me out of this trunk.	You ain't getting out of that trunk.
i ain't escaping! we're picking up the new super just like i told you.	Then you're lucky I came along. Doesn't take a visionary to spot a golden opportunity like this. Now help me out of this trunk.
you didn't think i was gonna let you escape alone, did you?	I ain't escaping! We're picking up the new super just like I told you.
what the hell are you doing in that trunk?!	You didn't think I was gonna let you escape alone, did you?
damn, it was getting hot in there.	What the hell are you doing in that trunk?!
you haven't driven in 40 years, you ain't even got a license. man's taking his life in his hands, putting you behind the wheel! where you taking him?	Greenville. We're picking up the new Superintendent at the bus station.
wilkins' driver's got the flu, so he asked me to fill in for him.	You haven't driven in 40 years, you ain't even got a license. Man's taking his life in his hands, putting you behind the wheel! Where you taking him?
don't touch that car.	Wilkins' driver's got the flu, so he asked me to fill in for him.
what the hell are you doing?	Don't touch that car.
goodnight, ray.	What the hell are you doing?
you can't fool me, claude. i know you got something brewing.	Goodnight, Ray.
i'm not working on a plan.	You can't fool me, Claude. I know you got something brewing.
hey, i'm a lonely old man. i like to talk, too. so why don't we start by talking about what kind of a plan you're working on?	I'm not working on a plan.
he's just a lonely old man. he likes to talk.	Hey, I'm a lonely old man. I like to talk, too. So why don't we start by talking about what kind of a plan you're working on?
you and wilkins sure are getting chummy. you two planning on going steady, or something?	He's just a lonely old man. He likes to talk.
you sure looked funny running for those pies, bullets flying all around you.	Bullets weren't the problem. That pie was too hot. Burned my tongue.
what?!	You sure looked funny running for those pies, bullets flying all around you.
we're not talking, you're talking, and doing too damn much of it, if you ask me.	What?!
i know, but since we're talking, i thought i'd mention it.	We're not talking, you're talking, and doing too damn much of it, if you ask me.
that was five years ago.	I know, but since we're talking, I thought I'd mention it.
i was sorry to hear about your mama passing.	That was five years ago.
i didn't do if for you, anyway. i just ain't no boot-licking trusty, that's all.	I was sorry to hear about your mama passing.
i hope you don't think i owe you anything. because i don't owe you a damn thing.	I didn't do if for you, anyway. I just ain't no boot-licking trusty, that's all.
after all these years of blissful silence, i almost forgot how annoying the sound of your voice can be.	I hope you don't think I owe you anything. Because I don't owe you a damn thing.
i'd have knocked you off those bottles, put a bullet in your ass and be half way to new york right now.	After all these years of blissful silence, I almost forgot how annoying the sound of your voice can be.
excuse me? are you talking to me?	I'd have knocked you off those bottles, put a bullet in your ass and be half way to New York right now.
you're a sucker. i'd have taken that deal.	Excuse me? Are you talking to me?
that's the way it is.	Then I have nothing left to say to you.
well, if that's the way it is...	That's the way it is.
the only thing i regret is the day i met you.	Well, if that's the way it is...
better watch yourself claude, before you say something you regret.	The only thing I regret is the day I met you.
here's a news flash, ray. we never were friends. we've just been stuck together for 12 years. it's been nothing but bad luck since the moment i ran into you. every time i look at you i get sick to my stomach thinking about what my life could have been if i'd never bumped into ray gibson.	Better watch yourself Claude, before you say something you regret.
take that back or we ain't friends no more, claude banks.	Here's a news flash, Ray. We never were friends. We've just been stuck together for 12 years. It's been nothing but bad luck since the moment I ran into you. Every time I look at you I get sick to my stomach thinking about what my life could have been if I'd never bumped into Ray Gibson.
maybe you're fooling yourself, ray. maybe you're just a chip off the old block.	Take that back or we ain't friends no more, Claude Banks.
my daddy died in prison. he gave up hope and hung himself. what you're talking about is the same damn thing. that ain't how i'm going.	Maybe you're fooling yourself, Ray. Maybe you're just a chip off the old block.
i ain't getting in no airplane with you. i'm finally wrapping my mind around the concept. they threw us in this shithole for life. don't you get it, ray? we're gonna die here! might as well head up to the cemetery, pick a plot and start digging.	My daddy died in prison. He gave up hope and hung himself. What you're talking about is the same damn thing. That ain't how I'm going.
crop duster.	I ain't getting in no airplane with you. I'm finally wrapping my mind around the concept. They threw us in this shithole for life. Don't you get it, Ray? We're gonna die here! Might as well head up to the cemetery, pick a plot and start digging.
my plan is on his way to pittsburgh right now. that congenital idiot just got himself a pardon signed by the governor thanks to us, but we can't seem to do nothing for ourselves. don't you feel a little disgusted right now?	Crop duster.
i don't see you coming up with any plans.	My plan is on his way to Pittsburgh right now. That congenital idiot just got himself a pardon signed by the governor thanks to us, but we can't seem to do nothing for ourselves. Don't you feel a little disgusted right now?
they're called pilots! i'm serious, ray. i'm not in the mood for one of your stupid, fucked-up plans right now.	I don't see you coming up with any plans.
he said they keep it parked out behind the barn. can't be that hard to fly a plane. lots of people do it.	They're called pilots! I'm serious, Ray. I'm not in the mood for one of your stupid, fucked-up plans right now.
i'm not in the mood right now, ray.	He said they keep it parked out behind the barn. Can't be that hard to fly a plane. Lots of people do it.
one of the new kids said they're farming those acres just north of the swamp. he said he saw a crop duster flying around the place.	I'm not in the mood right now, Ray.
you show them crawfords how to play ball.	Make 'em throw strikes.
let it go, claude.	I'm not gonna let it go. The man needs to explain himself. Makin' promises.
it's a pardon from the governor.	Let me see that.
crawfords.	Whatever.
damn straight. i expect those pittsburgh crawdads to remember that.	Crawfords.
god may have given it, but claude banks spotted it and nurtured it.	Damn straight. I expect those Pittsburgh Crawdads to remember that.
what about us? don't forget to mention us.	We're like his handlers. He can't function without us.
it's amazing what ray here can do with a couple of pounds of potato skins and some molasses.	So, Blocker, what do you think of our boy?
judge must have money riding on the championship.	Don't matter who Camp 12 puts on the mound. All I know is when this season's over Camp 8's gonna have pork chops.
can't be worse than any of these other fools.	All right, grab the bat. Let's see what you can do.
him?	Can't be worse than any of these other fools.
you want to hit?  yo, claude. give can't get right a shot.	Him?
what you're dealing with here is a complete lack of talent.	I'm sick of watching Camp 12 win the championship. Every year they get to roast the victory pig and we get dick. This year I want that pig.
hey, man, is babe ruth in the lineup today?	Of course, he's in the lineup. There he goes right there. Hey, Babe...!
you can starve to death for all i care. now shut up, the game's about to start.	Hey, man, is Babe Ruth in the lineup today?
what am i gonna eat?	You can starve to death for all I care. Now shut up, the game's about to start.
give me back that hot dog. i'll eat it myself.	What am I gonna eat?
i can't eat it with mustard.	Give me back that hot dog. I'll eat it myself.
ketchup? who eats ketchup on a hot dog? mustard's what you want.	I can't eat it with mustard.
you get ketchup?	Ketchup? Who eats ketchup on a hot dog? Mustard's what you want.
they must be the right people. whoa, there goes the hot dog man. let's get a couple. damn, that smells good. nothing like a ballpark hot dog, huh?	You get ketchup?
i know people.	They must be the right people. Whoa, there goes the hot dog man. Let's get a couple. Damn, that smells good. Nothing like a ballpark hot dog, huh?
sure, it says allie reynolds right here in the program. he's warming up right now. man, we're so close to the field i need cleats. how'd you get such good seats?	I know people.
allie reynolds. he's my boy.	Sure, it says Allie Reynolds right here in the program. He's warming up right now. Man, we're so close to the field I need cleats. How'd you get such good seats?
i don't know. who do you want?	Allie Reynolds. He's my boy.
red sox... who's on the mound?	I don't know. Who do you want?
hell, yes, yankee stadium. bombers are playing a double-header against the red sox.	Red Sox... Who's on the mound?
hundred and sixty first street? that's yankee stadium.	Hell, yes, Yankee Stadium. Bombers are playing a double-header against the Red Sox.
we're in the bronx, my man. hundred and sixty first street.	Hundred and Sixty First Street? That's Yankee Stadium.
the hell you talking about? what train?	We're in the Bronx, my man. Hundred and Sixty First Street.
that's right, we'll get off at the next stop. the train's pulling into the station right now.	The hell you talking about? What train?
say what?	That's right, we'll get off at the next stop. The train's pulling into the station right now.
we'll just get off at the next stop.	Say what?
how the fuck are we gonna do that, ray?!	We'll just get off at the next stop.
all right, man, just settle down. we'll get outta here, claude. we'll get outta here real soon.	How the fuck are we gonna do that, Ray?!
he'd be doing me a favor. i'm getting outta here one way or the other! goddamn rats and shit! fuck!	All right, man, just settle down. We'll get outta here, Claude. We'll get outta here real soon.
keep it together, claude. you wake up the man, he'll shoot you for sure.	He'd be doing me a favor. I'm getting outta here one way or the other! Goddamn rats and shit! Fuck!
hell, you'd probably be half way to new york by now...	I'm serious, man. Don't mention it. Ever.
don't mention it.	Hell, you'd probably be half way to New York by now...
come on, ray, time to go!	I'm stuck!
i knew you wouldn't come if i didn't have a map.	That gripes my soul, man. We're out here in the middle of nowhere. There is shit nibbling at my balls! Don't tell me you don't know where we're going!
you drew this?!	I knew you wouldn't come if I didn't have a map.
cookie didn't draw it. i did.	You drew this?!
you call this a map? what was cookie smoking when he drew this?	Cookie didn't draw it. I did.
let me take a look at that map.	You call this a map? What was Cookie smoking when he drew this?
absolutely. the map is very clear.	Let me take a look at that map.
i know these trees all look the same, but i'm getting an awful familiar vibration from this one right here. you sure you know where we're going?	Absolutely. The map is very clear.
new york's a long way's off. let's just keep moving, okay?	I know these trees all look the same, but I'm getting an awful familiar vibration from this one right here. You sure you know where we're going?
you did it, man! you got us out! next stop, new york city!	New York's a long way's off. Let's just keep moving, okay?
i said you're soft.	Don't call me that. You know I hate it when you call me that.
what'd you say?	I said you're soft.
i don't think so, claude. you'd just slow me down. we'd have to stop every five minutes so you could polish your silverware. there's no way around it, you're soft.	What'd you say?
does that mean i'm in?	I don't think so, Claude. You'd just slow me down. We'd have to stop every five minutes so you could polish your silverware. There's no way around it, you're soft.
at least you're honest for once. so now you want to be my friend? well, let me tell you something, claude-my- shit-don't-stink-banks. you got a lot to learn about friendship.	Does that mean I'm in?
no.	At least you're honest for once. So now you want to be my friend? Well, let me tell you something, Claude-my- shit-don't-stink-Banks. You got a lot to learn about friendship.
you know what, claude? this whole time we've been down here, you've done nothing but think about yourself, acting like this whole thing is my fault. that plan with your cousin, did that include me?	No.
come on, man. don't shut me out. i'm telling you, you and me, that map, we can go places.	You know what, Claude? This whole time we've been down here, you've done nothing but think about yourself, acting like this whole thing is my fault. That plan with your cousin, did that include me?
well, let's just think about that for a moment. he's a successful lawyer up in new york city and you're down here with a bright future in the cotton picking business. eeny, meeny, miney, maynard.	Come on, man. Don't shut me out. I'm telling you, you and me, that map, we can go places.
the appeal was denied. then daisy went and fell for maynard. they're engaged to be married, can you believe that?	Well, let's just think about that for a moment. He's a successful lawyer up in New York City and you're down here with a bright future in the cotton picking business. Eeny, meeny, miney, Maynard.
on your behalf. what happened to we?	The appeal was denied. Then Daisy went and fell for Maynard. They're engaged to be married, can you believe that?
look, my cousin maynard is a lawyer. he filed an appeal on my behalf --	On your behalf. What happened to we?
we? did i hear you say we? as i recall, you're the one who said there is no we. guess we got some bad news in that letter, huh?	Look, my cousin Maynard is a lawyer. He filed an appeal on my behalf --
well, if you're still thinking about booking it, i want in. i think we can make it.	We? Did I hear you say we? As I recall, you're the one who said there is no we. Guess we got some bad news in that letter, huh?
yeah.	Well, if you're still thinking about booking it, I want in. I think we can make it.
you still got that map?	Yeah.
cut the bullshit. what do you want, claude?	You still got that map?
your daddy must have been a helluva guy, a deep man, a wise man. sure wish i could have met him --	Cut the bullshit. What do you want, Claude?
my daddy always said when a man starts talking about the weather keep you hand on your wallet.	Your daddy must have been a helluva guy, a deep man, a wise man. Sure wish I could have met him --
what do i want? what makes you think i want something?	My daddy always said when a man starts talking about the weather keep you hand on your wallet.
what do you want, claude?	What do I want? What makes you think I want something?
sure is hot today. think it'll rain later?	What do you want, Claude?
claude.	Sure is hot today. Think it'll rain later?
what's up, ray?	Claude.
i'm sure it don't.	What's up, Ray?
gimme that. that doesn't concern you.	I'm sure it don't.
maynard banks, esquire. attorney at law.	Gimme that. That doesn't concern you.
i'm not gonna forget it. what does that mean? if you've got a plan, i think i have a right to know about it. i told you my plan.	Getting a map from a chubby chef named Cookie? Dragging our asses through the swamps in search of some worm-eaten boat? That ain't a plan, that's a vacation for two in the hole. When you've got a map to New York City, you get back to me.
forget it.	I'm not gonna forget it. What does that mean? If you've got a plan, I think I have a right to know about it. I told you my plan.
what does that mean?	Forget it.
no, i don't like it here. look around. there's nothing but ass. male ass! balls and ass! believe you me, i'm getting out of here.	What does that mean?
you want out of this place, don't you? don't tell me you're starting to like it here.	No, I don't like it here. Look around. There's nothing but ass. Male ass! Balls and ass! Believe you me, I'm getting out of here.
why are you always talking about we? there is no we. there is a me, there is a you. but there is no we between us.	You want out of this place, don't you? Don't tell me you're starting to like it here.
what i know about boats is they take you to freedom. come on, man. i think we can do this.	Why are you always talking about we? There is no we. There is a me, there is a you. But there is no we between us.
what do you know about boats? i bet you can't even swim.	What I know about boats is they take you to freedom. Come on, man. I think we can do this.
that's why we won't take the train. cookie showed me where there's a farm house. they got a boat there.	What do you know about boats? I bet you can't even swim.
yeah, i know what your saying. and i'm saying if you made it that far, they'd be watching every train that pulls out of that station.	That's why we won't take the train. Cookie showed me where there's a farm house. They got a boat there.
you know what i'm saying.	Yeah, I know what your saying. And I'm saying if you made it that far, they'd be watching every train that pulls out of that station.
so?	You know what I'm saying.
cookie drew me a map to greenville.	So?
no, man. i want you to have it.	Wait up there, Claude. You give that guy your corn bread and the next thing you know you'll be ironing his shirts and clipping his toenails.
pack of lies. don't listen to him. we didn't kill nobody. we were railroaded. and we gonna prove that.	He just blocked it out. Nigger's crazy. He's the one who did all the stabbing. He's capable of some heinous shit.  How 'bout him down there?
i kinda lost track of how many people we killed that night. must have been 15 or twenty -- not counting women and children. it was a real bloodbath. all that screaming...	Pack of lies. Don't listen to him. We didn't kill nobody. We were railroaded. And we gonna prove that.
what a second, you've been in here since you were thirteen?	What about you, Radio?
this fork is filthy.	The fork is the least of your worries, Claude.
so?	He does it all by himself.
somebody just told me he wins the three-legged race every year.	So?
why do you think they call him jangle leg?	Somebody just told me he wins the three-legged race every year.
i wouldn't do that if i was you.	Shut up. It's too damn hot. What do you know, anyway?
life?! how long is life? we were just walking back to the truck. we didn't do nothing! fuck life!	Life?! What's life mean? There's no way I can do life. I got a job starts Monday morning!
spanky's gonna be pissed? poor spanky. fuck spanky! what the hell kind of a name is spanky, anyway? you're responsible for this situation. i blame you for everything. if it wasn't for you, i'd be home having a hot meal right now.	If it wasn't for me, you'd be washing up on the beach at Coney Island right now.  "I need all my thumbs and fingers for praying and doing good."
man, this is gonna delay everything. spanky's gonna be pissed.	Spanky's gonna be pissed? Poor Spanky. Fuck Spanky! What the hell kind of a name is Spanky, anyway? You're responsible for this situation. I blame you for everything. If it wasn't for you, I'd be home having a hot meal right now.
would you look at that, ray. winston up and died on us.	Hell with him then. If he can't share the driving, he can't ride in the truck.
winston. his name's winston.	Come on, Ray, better get Winston back to the truck.
yeah, nobody puts 'em away like old what's-his-name.	Winston. His name's Winston.
what ain't there?	My daddy's watch. This is the dude I was telling you about --
it ain't here.	What ain't there?
what do you think you're doing?! the man's been dead for two seconds! don't you have any respect?	It ain't here.
oh, man, i've never seen a dead body before!	What do you think you're doing?! The man's been dead for two seconds! Don't you have any respect?
he's dead.	Oh, man, I've never seen a dead body before!
i think he's hurt pretty bad.	He's dead.
fuck that cheap-ass watch --  i mean, how the hell are we gonna get home without any money?	We've still got 36 cases of rum. That's better than money.
he even got my daddy's watch.	Fuck that cheap-ass watch --  I mean, how the hell are we gonna get home without any money?
you lost all our money in a card game?	He even got my daddy's watch.
while you were upstairs doing god's work, i was getting jack-legged by a fool with four threes.	You lost all our money in a card game?
what are you talking about?	While you were upstairs doing God's work, I was getting jack-legged by a fool with four threes.
that was mighty charitable of you, claude. looks like we both got fucked tonight.	What are you talking about?
what can i say? when the spirit moves me.	That was mighty charitable of you, Claude. Looks like we both got fucked tonight.
so you made a generous contribution.	What can I say? When the spirit moves me.
she's in a tight spot. her mama needs this operation, and they ain't got the money for it. their church took up a collection but they were still short...	So you made a generous contribution.
that jelly you were talking to right here?	She's in a tight spot. Her mama needs this operation, and they ain't got the money for it. Their church took up a collection but they were still short...
well, not exactly. see, i met this girl. real nice girl. god-fearing girl. her name's sylvia.	That jelly you were talking to right here?
still got that ten dollars?	Well, not exactly. See, I met this girl. Real nice girl. God-fearing girl. Her name's Sylvia.
guess we better get going, huh?	Still got that ten dollars?
here i am.	Guess we better get going, huh?
hey, ray. i've been looking for you.	Here I am.
reward?	There are people down there having fun. I want to be one of them. I want you to be one of them. On Monday you can be a bank teller if you want, but tonight you're a bootlegger with a truck full of Puerto Rican rum and a fistful of cash.
what are you complaining about? it worked out. everything's cool. now, come on, let's head down there and see what's shaking. we deserve a little reward.	Reward?
let me get this straight. we drove all the way down to klan country 'cause you heard a couple of guys talking?	What are you complaining about? It worked out. Everything's cool. Now, come on, let's head down there and see what's shaking. We deserve a little reward.
don't get all agitated on me. i bought a bottle of rum from a couple of dudes, i heard 'em talking...	Let me get this straight. We drove all the way down to Klan country 'cause you heard a couple of guys talking?
oh, i don't know, maybe because our lives depend on it, i just sort of thought you knew what you were doing!	Don't get all agitated on me. I bought a bottle of rum from a couple of dudes, I heard 'em talking...
what gave you that idea?	Oh, I don't know, maybe because our lives depend on it, I just sort of thought you knew what you were doing!
nice meeting you? you've been here before, haven't you?	What gave you that idea?
yeah, i want some pie.	Okay then, I'm gonna walk over to that counter and get us some fucking pie.
alright. you want some pie?	Yeah, I want some pie.
i call it like i see it, and what i see is definitely soft.	Alright. You want some pie?
hey, man, don't ever call me that.	I call it like I see it, and what I see is definitely soft.
i said you're soft.	Hey, man, don't ever call me that.
what'd you say?	I said you're soft.
you're soft.	What'd you say?
don't uncle claude me. you get a load of those crackers? couldn't be a mouthful of teeth among the bunch of 'em. why you want to pick a fight with people like that for?	You're soft.
thanks for backing me up here, uncle claude.	Don't Uncle Claude me. You get a load of those crackers? Couldn't be a mouthful of teeth among the bunch of 'em. Why you want to pick a fight with people like that for?
you mean this sign? the one that says "no coloreds allowed." that's a good question. ray, how come we missed the sign?	Look, ma'am, we've been driving all day. We'd just like to purchase one of those pies and we'll be on our way.
are you kidding? tell me you don't want a slice of that pie right over there.	I must have left my appetite outside, which is where I think we ought to be right now.
maybe we oughta find another place.	Are you kidding? Tell me you don't want a slice of that pie right over there.
oooh...	I think I liked you better when you kept your trap shut.
when there is, you can forget about it. and i swear to god, you ever talk about my daddy again i'm gonna kick your bank-telling, loan-denying ass, you got me?	Oooh...
there is no boom-boom room.	When there is, you can forget about it. And I swear to God, you ever talk about my daddy again I'm gonna kick your bank-telling, loan-denying ass, you got me?
ah, go chase yourself. i'll take my business elsewhere. and for future reference, you are no longer welcome at ray's boom-boom room.	There is no Boom-Boom Room.
looks like a fake to me. loan denied!	Ah, go chase yourself. I'll take my business elsewhere. And for future reference, you are no longer welcome at Ray's Boom-Boom Room.
my daddy is dead so watch your mouth. you can say what you want about me, but don't be dragging my daddy into it. this watch means the world to me. solid gold. keeps perfect time.	Looks like a fake to me. Loan denied!
yeah? who'd he steal it from?	My daddy is dead so watch your mouth. You can say what you want about me, but don't be dragging my daddy into it. This watch means the world to me. Solid gold. Keeps perfect time.
my daddy gave me this watch.	Yeah? Who'd he steal it from?
that thing? who'd you steal it from?	My daddy gave me this watch.
like this?	That thing? Who'd you steal it from?
you need collateral.	Like this?
how would i get a loan, anyway?	You need collateral.
uh-huh.	How would I get a loan, anyway?
so you mean, if i needed some jack to get my nightclub up and running, i'd have to hype some square like you?	Uh-huh.
that's right, a loan officer.	So you mean, if I needed some jack to get my nightclub up and running, I'd have to hype some square like you?
a loan officer?	That's right, a loan officer.
bank teller's just a start. i got plans. real plans. not opening some zoom-boom room. this time next year i'll be a loan officer.	A loan officer?
you're talking about giving up baseball to be a bank teller.	Bank teller's just a start. I got plans. Real plans. Not opening some Zoom-Boom Room. This time next year I'll be a loan officer.
at some point a man's got to get serious about his future. i'm sure you have no idea what i'm talking about.	You're talking about giving up baseball to be a bank teller.
you gave up baseball to be a bank teller? i can't latch on to that.	At some point a man's got to get serious about his future. I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about.
the negro league don't pay so good. and you're always on the road. that don't wash with daisy.	You gave up baseball to be a bank teller? I can't latch on to that.
why didn't you take it?	The Negro League don't pay so good. And you're always on the road. That don't wash with Daisy.
i didn't start out to be a bank teller. i was gonna be a ballplayer. even had an offer to play short for the newark eagles.	Why didn't you take it?
hey, you'd be surprised what you find in other people's pockets. just gotta avoid them deadbeat bank tellers. get you every time.	I didn't start out to be a bank teller. I was gonna be a ballplayer. Even had an offer to play short for the Newark Eagles.
well, maybe i should dig around in other people's clothes for money. it's obviously been highly successful for you.	Hey, you'd be surprised what you find in other people's pockets. Just gotta avoid them deadbeat bank tellers. Get you every time.
i don't know. bank teller. sounds like ladies work to me.	Well, maybe I should dig around in other people's clothes for money. It's obviously been highly successful for you.
no, tell me what's so funny.	I don't know. Bank teller. Sounds like ladies work to me.
nothing.	No, tell me what's so funny.
what?	Nothing.
damn straight, it is. i got my own set of keys because i'm supposed to open up. so if i ain't there 8 a.m. monday morning, there's gonna be hell to pay.	What?
that's some long green.	Damn straight, it is. I got my own set of keys because I'm supposed to open up. So if I ain't there 8 a.m. Monday morning, there's gonna be hell to pay.
well, if you must know, bank teller at first federal of manhattan. i'm responsible for keeping track of hundreds, occasionally thousands of dollars.	That's some long green.
start your job? what kind of job?	Well, if you must know, bank teller at First Federal of Manhattan. I'm responsible for keeping track of hundreds, occasionally thousands of dollars.
look, man, i don't want friendly conversation. i don't want to be your friend. i've seen your friends and i don't like them. i just want to do this thing and get back to new york in time to start my job.	Start your job? What kind of job?
come on, daddy-o. you haven't said a word since we started. least you could do is make some friendly conversation.	Look, man, I don't want friendly conversation. I don't want to be your friend. I've seen your friends and I don't like them. I just want to do this thing and get back to New York in time to start my job.
you? dine and ditch, right?  over ten bucks?  you're probably looking at a thumb.	A thumb? What do you mean, like cut it off? For ten bucks?  That include the tip?
what are they gonna do to us?	You? Dine and ditch, right?  Over ten bucks?  You're probably looking at a thumb.
i can't wait to see that. you slay me, man.	What are they gonna do to us?
good, i'm looking forward to meeting this spanky. give me a chance to straighten out this whole mess.	I can't wait to see that. You slay me, man.
probably to spanky's headquarters down at the pier.	Good, I'm looking forward to meeting this Spanky. Give me a chance to straighten out this whole mess.
where they taking us, anyway?	Probably to Spanky's headquarters down at the pier.
did those two muscle heads shake you down? swear i've seen them down at the track with sure-shot riley. that's it, ain't it? a gambling debt.	Where they taking us, anyway?
i don't see where that's any of your business.	Did those two muscle heads shake you down? Swear I've seen them down at the track with Sure-shot Riley. That's it, ain't it? A gambling debt.
what i want to know is what happened to your cush between the time that you got up from the table and when i caught up with you in the johnny?	I don't see where that's any of your business.
good old monroe.	What I want to know is what happened to your cush between the time that you got up from the table and when I caught up with you in the Johnny?
here, this belongs to you.  it was empty when i found it.	Good old Monroe.
you went to monroe?	That's right! Good old Monroe...
claude banks. how could i forget that? you've got to remember me. ray gibson. we went to high school together.	You went to Monroe?
claude banks.	Claude Banks. How could I forget that? You've got to remember me. Ray Gibson. We went to high school together.
sure i do. what's your name again?	Claude Banks.
i don't think so.	Sure I do. What's your name again?
don't i know you?	I don't think so.
soft and supple. like a lady's.	I try to moisturize regularly.
'preciate it. claude.	Soft and supple. Like a lady's.
then you won't have no problem making the adjustment. you need anything, help of any kind, gimme a holler. name's jangle leg.	'Preciate it. Claude.
you kidding? i've been in and out of prison my entire life. mostly in. i'm hard-core.	Then you won't have no problem making the adjustment. You need anything, help of any kind, gimme a holler. Name's Jangle Leg.
you ever done time before?	You kidding? I've been in and out of prison my entire life. Mostly in. I'm hard-core.
i'm all right.	You ever done time before?
how you doin'?	I'm all right.
how about some steak sauce?	No problem. Oh, boy!
made just for you, cookie.	How about some steak sauce?
ray, my man, this steak is like butter!	Made just for you, Cookie.
you got your own nightclub?	Well, not yet. It's still in the planning stages.
alright, well, let's say you make it to greenville. what's there, anyway?	Grandma Dodi's Pork Rib Joint.
at least he didn't kill santa claus with his bare hands.	You killed Santa Claus?
can't i get one of those steaks you got grilling back there?	Those are for trusties, unless you got thirty cents or two packs of cigs.
creamed chip beef on toast. except we're outta beef, so i had to improvise.	Can't I get one of those steaks you got grilling back there?
what is that?	Creamed chip beef on toast. Except we're outta beef, so I had to improvise.
alright, listen up! i want every man lined up out here in the yard on the double! let's move it!	You heard what the man said! Move it!
we don't need no fences at camp 8, boss.	That's right. We don't need no fences, we have the gun line. It runs from shack to shack clear around the yard. You are now inside the gun line...
move it out.	Movin' it out, boss.
all in, boss!	Move it out.
we lost yesterday on accounta the rain. that means we gotta make up for it today, so put your backs to it.	You heard the boss! Let's move!
judge gave 'em the long ride.	Life, huh? They step outta line again, we'll shorten up that sentence real fast.
looks like we got a couple of live ones. how long these boys in for?	Judge gave 'em the long ride.
he's from new york city. that one, too.	New York. That's up north, ain't it? They'll find we do things different down here.
tell him the state of mississippi is only interested in getting this ditch cleared by sundown.	State of Mississippi wants this ditch cleared by sundown. You got that?!
listen up, jiggaboo! state of mississippi ain't interested in your... in your...  metropolitan assets!	Tell him the state of Mississippi is only interested in getting this ditch cleared by sundown.
too hot, huh? well, you tell that lazy jiggaboo the state of mississippi ain't interested in his meteorological assessments.	Listen up, jiggaboo! State of Mississippi ain't interested in your... in your...  metropolitan assets!
why ain't his pick swinging?	Why ain't that pick swinging?
where am i at, man?	C'mon, Goldmouth, somebody's gotta watch the front door.
hey, ray...	Where am I at, man?
that's right, fellas. catch any cab heading uptown. all the drivers know ray's boom-boom room.	Hey, Ray...
you mean louis armstrong?	He's a good friend of mine. Drops by the club whenever he's in town.
so it don't exist.	Just because it's in my mind, Goldmouth, don't mean it ain't real. Everything worth anything starts with a dream.
maybe i oughta eat your corn bread.	My corn bread? Oh no, my friend. I love corn bread.
what do you think about that?	I think that old man lost his marbles about a hundred years ago. Come on, let's get this over with.
man, you really bummed me out. that's a terrible story.  nigger, you crying?	Hell, no! I just got something in my eye.
that musta messed 'em up pretty bad.	What happened to 'em after that, Willie?
no, they didn't get their pardons, you dumb shit! if they'd got their pardons way back then, we wouldn't be burying them today, would we?	Oh, right. Well, why didn't they get those pardons?
so ray and claude got their pardons, right?	No, they didn't get their pardons, you dumb shit! If they'd got their pardons way back then, we wouldn't be burying them today, would we?
hell of a way to get out. heard they burned up in that fire yesterday.	I seen the bodies before they sealed 'em up. Them fellas sizzled up good. Looked like some shit from the X- Files.  Damn, that shit's nasty.
come on, old-timer, hook the brothers up.	Hell of a way to get out. Heard they burned up in that fire yesterday.
hey, the dude's holdin'.	Come on, old-timer, hook the brothers up.
hey, willie, what was claude's plan, anyway?	Nothing to it, really. Claude figured they could steal a couple of bodies from the morgue. They got a couple of crackers working there don't know their asses from their elbows. Then they was gonna set fire to the infirmary and make it look like those bodies was them that got stuck inside. Claude figured during the commotion, it wouldn't be too hard to slip onto one of the fire trucks and hang tight until it rolled right on out of here in the morning.
it's alright for a man to cry once in awhile. just don't make a habit of it.	Hey, Willie, what was Claude's plan, anyway?
just like elvis.	Of course nobody believed Ray and Claude.
old man wilkins' never came out of that bathroom. died right there on the crapper.	Just like Elvis.
ray's special recipe. he always had exacting standards where the hooch was concerned.	What were they, bootleggers?
1932? that's like, that's like...	Sixty-five years ago. They always said the farm couldn't hold 'em forever. Looks like you're finally free, boys.
i was already here a good many years when they came in in 1932.	1932? That's like, that's like...
why do i get the feeling when you say some time, you mean some time.	I was already here a good many years when they came in in 1932.
they gave me life, mama.	I gave you life. And they can't take it away from you. Remember that. You'll get outta here someday. I believe that. You gotta believe it, too.
don't say that, rayford. don't ever say that. he gave up hope. that's where you gotta be different.	They gave me life, mama.
i can't believe this. i always said i'd never end up like this. i thought i'd make something of myself, do something with my life. you know, be successful. have a big house, a family. now i'm gonna end up just like daddy.	Don't say that, Rayford. Don't ever say that. He gave up hope. That's where you gotta be different.
don't argue with me. you need it more than i do. i know how a little money can help in a place like this.	I can't believe this. I always said I'd never end up like this. I thought I'd make something of myself, do something with my life. You know, be successful. Have a big house, a family. Now I'm gonna end up just like daddy.
i can't take that, mama.	Don't argue with me. You need it more than I do. I know how a little money can help in a place like this.
don't you lie to me, rayford.  you still have your daddy's watch?  well, this is all i can give you. i wish it was more.	I can't take that, mama.
don't cry, mama. this place ain't so bad as it looks. sure, we work hard, but there's plenty fresh air and sunshine... and you know something else, i've taken to going to church regular. they got services every sunday right there in the mess hall.	Don't you lie to me, Rayford.  You still have your daddy's watch?  Well, this is all I can give you. I wish it was more.
rayford, i wanted so much more for you than this.	Don't cry, mama. This place ain't so bad as it looks. Sure, we work hard, but there's plenty fresh air and sunshine... And you know something else, I've taken to going to church regular. They got services every Sunday right there in the mess hall.
i heard some things so i went to see spanky johnson. he told me what happened and gave me some money to get down here. what happened to your face?	Don't worry about that. Hey, fellas, this here is my mama. These are some of my friends. That's Willie, there's Poker Face, Radio, Cookie, Goldmouth, Biscuit, Jangle Leg.
what are you doing here, mama?	I heard some things so I went to see Spanky Johnson. He told me what happened and gave me some money to get down here. What happened to your face?
rayford!	What are you doing here, mama?
mama?	Rayford!
you can't go in there, ray! you'll never make it!	I'm going in for him. He'd do the same for me.
it'll be too late.	You can't go in there, Ray! You'll never make it!
wait for the firemen!	It'll be too late.
he must still be in there.	Wait for the firemen!
stay calm, ray. we'll find him. claude! has anyone seen claude?	He must still be in there.
hey, where's claude? i don't see claude!	Stay calm, Ray. We'll find him. Claude! Has anyone seen Claude?
is everyone here?	Hey, where's Claude? I don't see Claude!
is there any truth to what he's saying, pike?	What difference does it make? Natchez was better off without Winston Hancock! Who cares if a couple of no- account bootleggers went to jail for his killing? At least the state of Mississippi got 40 years of cheap labor out of the deal!
he's crazy. don't listen to him, wilkins.	Do you realize what your saying, Gibson?
what's going on here?	I'm afraid I'm gonna have to teach this uppity nigger a lesson in manners.
respect? well, isn't that progressive.	If somebody deserves respect, Mr. Pike, they receive it from me, convict or no convict.
i believe in treating the convicts with respect, if that's what you mean.	Respect? Well, isn't that progressive.
if you don't mind my saying, you seem mighty familiar with your house boy.	I believe in treating the convicts with respect, if that's what you mean.
you don't have to twist my arm.  say now, that gumbo has quite a kick.	Thank you, Claude. That'll be all for tonight.
hunting's been pretty good on the farm the last few years. it's one of the perks of the job. if you're interested, tomorrow i could show you some of my favorite spots.	You don't have to twist my arm.  Say now, that gumbo has quite a kick.
well, fortunately, i carry my own.	Hunting's been pretty good on the farm the last few years. It's one of the perks of the job. If you're interested, tomorrow I could show you some of my favorite spots.
i'm sorry, i don't keep any liquor in the house.	Well, fortunately, I carry my own.
i prefer bourbon.	I'm sorry, I don't keep any liquor in the house.
lemonade?	I prefer bourbon.
goddamn it, wilkins, would you please just shoot the nigger!	He shoots me, I swear I'll take you with me! I just want to hear you say it.
that watch was the only thing my daddy ever gave me. it meant the world to me.	Goddamn it, Wilkins, would you please just shoot the nigger!
i'm gonna work this man's brains out the back of his head.	Shoot him, Wilkins!
i oughta shoot you for that comment, boy.	Like you shot Winston Hancock?
she give you that scar, too?	I oughta shoot you for that comment, boy.
something like that, yes.	She give you that scar, too?
must have been some time ago. maybe forty years?	Something like that, yes.
why, my wife gave it to me on our anniversary some years back.	Must have been some time ago. Maybe forty years?
sure don't. mind if i ask where you got it?	Why, my wife gave it to me on our anniversary some years back.
yeah, it's special. they don't make 'em like this anymore.	Sure don't. Mind if I ask where you got it?
that's a real nice watch you got there, sir. fancy old thing even plays a little tune.	Yeah, it's special. They don't make 'em like this anymore.
yeah, it's getting late. i could sure use a bath.	That's a real nice watch you got there, sir. Fancy old thing even plays a little tune.
i'm just trying to pay the toll on the road to justice.	You may be able to buy your way out of trouble up in New York City, but down here we take murder seriously.
are you offering me a bribe?	I'm just trying to pay the toll on the road to justice.
mr. johnson is very well connected. if you were to let us go, i guarantee he would show you his appreciation, if you know what i mean.	Are you offering me a bribe?
besides, why bother with bootlegging when we got us a clear cut case of murder?	Excuse me, sheriff. As we explained to your associate here, there's been a mistake. We didn't kill anybody. Now, as for the bootlegging, we happen to work for a very important man in New York.
who?	Satchmo.
hey, ray, goldmouth don't believe me. ain't it so they got trains up in new york city that run under the streets?	They're called subways. A nickel will take you from one end of Manhattan to the other. Helluva ride, too.
appreciate it.	Anybody else need anything read?
jenny?	No, it says Marleen here.
apparently, your sister died.	Jenny?
that's it. the boom-boom room. sure would like to see that place when you get it up and running.	You should have come by last night, Radio. You woulda had yourself some fun.
you mean the boom-boom room?	That's it. The Boom-Boom Room. Sure would like to see that place when you get it up and running.
hey, ray, what's the name of that nightclub of yours?	You mean the Boom-Boom Room?
hey, ray, you ever been to the cotton club?	Sure I've been to the Cotton Club. It's pretty sweet. But it don't hold a candle to the Boom Boom Room. That's where the real action is.
couple years back, cookie made it clear to greenville.	Greenville, that the nearest town?
they'll be sending you up there soon enough. and not just for a visit, neither.	I slipped in a couple of bottles of my latest batch. Help wash down all them pills they'll be giving you.
alright willie, i think i got everything. i'll talk to dillard, see if i can get up to the infirmary and check up on you. make sure they're changing your diapers regular.	They'll be sending you up there soon enough. And not just for a visit, neither.
last night? what are you talking about, ray?	I'm talking about old Satchmo nearly blew the roof off the joint.
what's the boom boom room?	That's my joint. The swinginest nightclub in town.
you all been here a long time. doesn't anybody ever escape from this place?	They run but they never get too far.
goldmouth? they say he was born out back behind the shithouse. that's what they say.	You all been here a long time. Doesn't anybody ever escape from this place?
what are you in for, willie?	That's a long story...
me? willie long.	What are you in for, Willie?
what's your name?	Me? Willie Long.
green's the only color that matters under the hill. they got gambling, girls. you oughta check it out.	Maybe we will. Nice meeting you.
blacks welcome there?	Green's the only color that matters under the hill. They got gambling, girls. You oughta check it out.
that's natchez-under-the-hill.	Blacks welcome there?
man, that music is hot. what goes on down there, slim?	That's Natchez-under-the-Hill.
how you doing? we're looking for slim.	You found him.
if i was you, i'd want somebody who can handle himself in a tight spot.	I just want somebody who won't put a bullet in my back once the truck is full.
i'll take the little choirboy, if you don't mind.	If I was you, I'd want somebody who can handle himself in a tight spot.
alright, ray, you've got a deal. pick your man and get going.	I'll take the little choirboy, if you don't mind.
understood.	Alright, Ray, you've got a deal. Pick your man and get going.
if you fuck me on this one, i'll spare no expense.	Understood.
all i need is the front money and a truck. i could be back in two, three days tops if i had somebody to share the driving.	If you fuck me on this one, I'll spare no expense.
i'm interested. keep talking.	All I need is the front money and a truck. I could be back in two, three days tops if I had somebody to share the driving.
comes up the mississippi. i can get more. a lot more. i was thinking about going into business for myself, but under the circumstances, i'd be willing to take on a partner.	I'm interested. Keep talking.
where'd you get this?	Comes up the Mississippi. I can get more. A lot more. I was thinking about going into business for myself, but under the circumstances, I'd be willing to take on a partner.
puerto rican rum. see for yourself.	Where'd you get this?
what's that, some of your bathtub brew?	Puerto Rican rum. See for yourself.
but you do. what does that say about you, ray? what does that say about me? i've given you a lot of leeway over the years on account of your father. but he didn't last long enough to teach you the meaning of the word respect so i guess i'm gonna have to school you myself.	Come on, Spank, I'm just trying to get by here. You remember how it was when you were starting out.
you don't have to drown that fella, spanky. you already scared him half to death. he didn't know who he was fucking with.	But you do. What does that say about you, Ray? What does that say about me? I've given you a lot of leeway over the years on account of your father. But he didn't last long enough to teach you the meaning of the word respect so I guess I'm gonna have to school you myself.
now will you get in the flask?	Absolutely not.
is this a joke?	No. It's the inner light. And with it we can defeat anything you've got.
adrian, i'm asking you nicely, in the name of all that is good: release my friends and get in the flask.	Is this a joke?
little nicky.	Adrian, I'm asking you nicely, in the name of all that is good: release my friends and get in the flask.
welcome to the party. it's so nice to see all of you here.	Hey, that's Dad's throne! How did Adrian get that? Is Dad okay?
let her go.	I hear a train coming. Drink.
of course i can. drink or she dies.  unlike you, she won't come back from where she's going.	Let her go.
well maybe you should go back and talk it over with him.	How about this? I stay here enjoying my Schnapps and you go back.
he should have thought of that before he denied me my birthright.	Well maybe you should go back and talk it over with him.
yeah, he needs souls to live. when you guys left, you broke the gates. we gotta get the gates burning again before he dies.	He should have thought of that before he denied me my birthright.
he's sick?	Yeah, he needs souls to live. When you guys left, you broke the gates. We gotta get the gates burning again before he dies.
adrian, you gotta come back to hell. dad's sick.	He's sick?
you shouldn't have come here.	Please, get out of my mind!
adrian!	You shouldn't have come here.
no!	Don't do it!
thank you, nicky. cause now i'm gonna bust adrian's head wide open.	I was going to let you out, eventually, Cassius. I swear.
you know, new hell really only needs one new satan.	You mother...
all right. let me out.	You know, New Hell really only needs one new Satan.
hello, cassius.	All right. Let me out.
brilliant. this is so much fun. i never want it to end.	Why should it end? Who's gonna stop us?
i lowered the drinking age to ten.	Brilliant. This is so much fun. I never want it to end.
well, we must get people sinning if we want to fill up our new hell. how are things going down at city hall?	I lowered the drinking age to ten.
"let the sin begins" -- that was a good one.	Well, we must get people sinning if we want to fill up our New Hell. How are things going down at City Hall?
...their damned souls will be ours.	It's our time, brother.
eventually, cassius. but first we corrupt as many as we can so that when we do destroy them...	...their damned souls will be ours.
you saying we go up there and kill everyone?	Eventually, Cassius. But first we corrupt as many as we can so that when we do destroy them...
we could create our own hell there.	You saying we go up there and kill everyone?
what do you think about... earth?	We could create our own hell there.
i am concentrating. where can we rule?	What do you think about... Earth?
could you concentrate for five seconds?	I am concentrating. Where can we rule?
that's what i thought!	Could you concentrate for five seconds?
um, excuse me, we're having a private conversation here.	Yeah, get out of here! Beat it!
it's just such a slap in the face.	Um, excuse me, we're having a private conversation here.
and he's dead serious.	It's just such a slap in the face.
you work your ass off for ten thousand years, hurting people, helping others hurt people, then you get a decision like that.	And he's dead serious.
i knew it. he's finally retiring.	I've been waiting on this day for ten thousand years.
keep it up and i just might make you my queen for a night or two.	You want a queen? Got one right here.
urr... uggg... errr...	I'm calling you out, brother...
oh, nicky, i've missed you. come on out and say hello...	Urr... uggg... errr...
uh. no it won't?	Oh, Nicky, I've missed you. Come on out and say hello...
or maybe it will trap me inside for all eternity.	Uh. No it won't?
and give you a good buzz.	Or maybe it will trap me inside for all eternity.
it is awfully hot down here. how do you manage to stay so cool?	Weed lowers the body temperature.  I read that... in, uh... er, science magazine.
but what about the cash? can we keep it or what?	Sure, why not?
ta-da. so what time is my brother expected back?	Noon...
she goes to parson's, right?	I would totally love to go there. But I hear it's really hard to get in.
all these good people have totally been led astray.	Show him Central Park.
i'll call her later.	You know, we saw you save your girlfriend's life.
i remember that night, you had like four daiquiris.	Try four and a half. At first I totally didn't like him.
oh. my. god. i can't believe you're here. welcome. can i just tell you, i am so excited right now.	So excited.
well, mommy, get me to the big apple cause i'm gonna rock that town like a hurricane.	You're already there...
it would be so okay.	Well, Mommy, get me to the big apple cause I'm gonna rock that town like a hurricane.
well, nice meeting you, jenna, christa.  would it be okay if i called you mommy?	It would be so okay.
what is it?	I'm not a hundred percent on that. God said when the time comes, you'll know what to do.
stronger, yes. smarter, definitely. but you have something he doesn't have.	A speech impediment?
but how can i win? adrian is stronger and smarter than me.	Stronger, yes. Smarter, definitely. But you have something he doesn't have.
i gotta help her. i gotta help dad. i gotta help everybody.	Yeah, you do...
valerie's crying!	She's so nice.
how did you see me?	We can see what's going on anywhere on Earth. Look.
hello... yes, he's here with me now... i don't know if he's hot, he's my son, you perv! i'll call you back...  oh my god, i will call you back, goodbye.  that was my friend, michelle, she says "hi."	Well tell her I said "hi" back.
where did you meet my father?	It was a long time ago, at some Heaven and Hell mixer.
how come you're not older?	Angels don't get any older, son.
wow. what... what did she look like?	Well, she was about six-three, only spoke Portuguese and had really long grey hair.
unh-huh. which would make you half angel.	Wow. What... what did she look like?
an angel?	Unh-huh. Which would make you half angel.
try an angel.	An angel?
my mom wasn't a goat?	Try an angel.
a mountain goat? that's really sweet.	My mom wasn't a goat?
my brothers told me my mother was a mountain goat. which would explain my chronic halitosis.	A mountain goat? That's really sweet.
okay, can i just ask you something? what do you know about your mom?	My brothers told me my mother was a mountain goat. Which would explain my chronic halitosis.
maybe try the opposite of that.	Okay, can I just ask you something? What do you know about your mom?
the home of eternal damnation, house of hades, h.e. double toothpicks...	Maybe try the opposite of that.
oh my god, he just opened his mouth and swallowed that spit.	That turn you on there, RuPaul?
they castrated him. he can't shoot arrows, he can't piss smoke.	I can't screw.  I can't screw.
where is he? he's late.	He'll be here. Just keep your cool, kid.
did you just talk?	No.
trying to capture his brother in a flask and preserve the balance of good and evil on earth.	Did you just talk?
what's nicky doing down there?	Trying to capture his brother in a flask and preserve the balance of good and evil on Earth.
this is baloney!	He superimposed your head onto "Scarface."
i was with valerie, i swear. this is adrian's work. i've got to find him.	I think you're looking at him.
look. you were really high. things happen.	I was with Valerie, I swear. This is Adrian's work. I've got to find him.
i didn't murder anybody	Look. You were really high. Things happen.
i seem to be in trouble, beefy.	The shit has hit the fan, kid. Take a look.
we had the greatest afternoon of my life until adrian made me tell her she had a heart-shaped ass.	Maybe you love her. But what do I know? I'm baked out of my mind.
release the evil?	I'm just saying, there's wickedness in you... I can tell from your snores.
you have the power to change the cola in that can into any other liquid -- engine oil, bat's blood, moose piss. you just have to release the evil within you.	Release the evil?
"but those are my roommate's sodas..." does that sound like a statement the son of the devil would make?	You have the power to change the cola in that can into any other liquid -- engine oil, bat's blood, moose piss. You just have to release the evil within you.
but those are my roommate's sodas...	"But those are my roommate's sodas..." Does that sound like a statement the son of the devil would make?
go get a soda out of the fridge.	But those are my roommate's sodas...
nobody's as evil as my brothers. those dudes put the wick in wicked.	Go get a soda out of the fridge.
you can't do jack shit... unless you learn your evil powers.	Nobody's as evil as my brothers. Those dudes put the wick in wicked.
what can i do about it?	You can't do jack shit... unless you learn your evil powers.
your brothers are upsetting the balance of good and evil.	What can I do about it?
all that running and chasing is making the sleep thing want to come early.	I think we have to work on narrowing down our list of suspects. Now I'm going to go check in with some of my contacts uptown.
come on, there's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking.	Well, let's rock and roll.
okay, just point me in the right direction next time.	Come on, there's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking.
look, it's okay for me to shit the street. but you gotta use a toilet.	Okay, just point me in the right direction next time.
this is intense! and it happens every day? sometimes twice? i gotta tip my hat to you people!	Look, it's okay for me to shit the street. But you gotta use a toilet.
you'll be alright. go on. big day tomorrow. don't forget to do that sleep thing i told you about.	Got ya.  Is it okay if I do the sleep thing?
from now on. i'm just going to avoid all moving metal objects.	Great. Now your father gave me some deposit money for a nice pad on the Upper East Side. But I misplaced it.
it sure is. now eat it up. you're gonna need your energy.	I got energy up the ying-ying. Let's get cracking!
hey... popeye's chicken is ass kickin'!	It sure is. Now eat it up. You're gonna need your energy.
so far, so good. now what?	Put it in your mouth.
that pain is hunger.	So far, so good. Now what?
i also have this odd pain in my mid section. kind of a hollow feeling...	That pain is hunger.
you're on earth now, kid. gonna have the same physical needs and limitations a human has. we'll stop by k-mart. get you some warm clothes.	I also have this odd pain in my mid section. Kind of a hollow feeling...
it's freezing up here, beefy.	You're on Earth now, kid. Gonna have the same physical needs and limitations a human has. We'll stop by K-mart. Get you some warm clothes.
makin' friends already.	It's freezing up here, Beefy.
it's not me, moron.	Oh. Sorry.
okay, "bro," this jig is up...  just get in the bottle. just slide right on in there.	It's not me, moron.
it's not gonna be easy. your brothers can possess people. so they probably won't look like themselves. you have to be suspicious of everyone.	Okay, "bro," this jig is up...  Just get in the bottle. Just slide right on in there.
i just need to find my brothers and be on my way, beefy.	It's not gonna be easy. Your brothers can possess people. So they probably won't look like themselves. You have to be suspicious of everyone.
my name's beefy. i'm an old friend of your father's. he's asked me to help you out.	I just need to find my brothers and be on my way, Beefy.
can i take him with me and have sex with his head?	Sure, pop. Whatever you want.
please, pop, just go back to your room.	Can I take him with me and have sex with his head?
last time you said that the renaissance happened.	Please, pop, just go back to your room.
everything's fine, pop.	Last time you said that the renaissance happened.
what's with all the whoo-whoo noises?	Everything's fine, pop.
this is bullshit, man.  i'm gonna win the superbowl this year, with or without you!	Now you're talking.
yeah, but joe was coming here anyways. just go back to earth and enjoy your records and the hall of fame and the beautiful family and all that.	This is bullshit, man.  I'm gonna win the Superbowl this year, with or without you!
you did it for namath.	Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways. Just go back to Earth and enjoy your records and the Hall of Fame and the beautiful family and all that.
in exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? you're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, mr. marino.	You did it for Namath.
c'mon, man, i'm just asking for one superbowl ring.	In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.
i'm sorry. after careful consideration, i regretfully have to decline.	C'mon, man, I'm just asking for one Superbowl ring.
put it back on my head. i'm falling apart here.	He's got 'til midnight tonight, Nicky.  You get your ass back up there. You save your father!
check one-two. check one-two.	Put it back on my head. I'm falling apart here.
i got no ears! i can't hear!	Now he's got no ears! You happy, Nicky? Your father's got no ears!
no, no, that's not what i said. he can keep his thumbs, but the fingers gotta go.	Oh, and don't forget, you're shoving a pineapple up Hitler's ass at four o'clock.
yes, jimmy.	No, no, that's not what I said. He can keep his thumbs, but the fingers gotta go.
knock, knock.	Yes, Jimmy.
listen, i got down low. your mom's got up high. you take care of the middle.	I will, Dad. But in the words of Motley Crue, this will always be my... home sweet home...
what about you and grandpa and everyone in hell?	Nicky, I let my butterflies die once upon a time and it's never stopped hurting.  That's right, you heard me, Holly. I'm still in love with you.
you're back in hell now, kid. there's no butterflies here. if you want butterflies, you need to be on earth.	What about you and Grandpa and everyone in Hell?
i came through for you, mom and the butterflies, dad.	You're back in Hell now, kid. There's no butterflies here. If you want butterflies, you need to be on Earth.
you came through, nicky.	I came through for you, Mom and the butterflies, Dad.
uh, i'll do my best, dad. do you have any advice at all for me?	I can't hear you, Nicky. I can't hear anything!
dad, adrian's got the whole city after me. he's always a step ahead. what am i gonna do?	What are you gonna do? Look at me, Nicky! I got no legs, I got no hips, I got one ear...
well, i guess i'm going to have to take a mulligan on this one.	Please, Nicky, get back up there.  Try to hurry.
that's a train, son. don't stand in front of them.	Well, I guess I'm going to have to take a mulligan on this one.
no. this can't be happening.	Son, just do your best.
nicky, the worst thing that could happen on earth is you get killed, in which case, boom, you end up back here.	Are you telling me I have to go to Earth and kill my brothers?
so go get 'em, dad!	I'm too weak. The process has already begun.
to do that cassius and adrian have to come back through the other way.	So go get 'em, Dad!
how bad?	I'm gonna die, Nicky. If the gates are broken, no new souls can get in, which means I'll start to deteriorate into nothing.
this is bad, nicky.	How bad?
you're a good devil, dad.	And I also happen to be a Jets fan.
metallica, dad. come on.	I was just playing with you.
who is this, metal-lick-a?	Metallica, Dad. Come on.
well, i thought that after messing with your head, i'd give you a little kick in the keester.	Who is this, Metal-lick-a?
i don't care what kind of mood you're in at the start of that song. when it's over, that mood has been altered. wow. great shit. what's next?	Well, I thought that after messing with your head, I'd give you a little kick in the keester.
definitely.	I don't care what kind of mood you're in at the start of that song. When it's over, that mood has been altered. Wow. Great shit. What's next?
now that was an experience. "you are only coming through in waves." that line blows my mind every time.	Definitely.
i mean... tough break.	The important thing for the stability of our rule is to maintain the balance between good and evil. And I don't think any of you are ready for that responsibility yet. You need the wisdom that comes only with the passage of time.
don't worry about coming up with anything. it's cool.	Such a sweet boy. But after much thought and careful consideration, I've decided that the ruler for the next ten thousand years is going to have to be... me.
this was a very difficult decision, because i have three wonderful sons. i mean, adrian, so smart, so ruthless. and cassius, so strong, so tough. and nicky, so... so...	Don't worry about coming up with anything. It's cool.
hey, dad, i'm almost finished laying down my monsters of metal compilation tape. i really think it's a masterpiece.	Okay, kid, we'll listen to it later.
now everybody sit down.	Hey, Dad, I'm almost finished laying down my monsters of metal compilation tape. I really think it's a masterpiece.
nothing, dad. just re-arranging the furniture.	Cassius, didn't I tell you to stay out of your brother's mind?
bus?	Beast.
you got it. could you maybe not tell anyone about this?	You got it.
could you maybe not tell anyone about this?	You got it. Could you maybe not tell anyone about this?
thanks.	Could you maybe not tell anyone about this?
that's a pretty brassiere.	Thanks.
hey.	That's a pretty brassiere.
coulda been much worse.	That's what I'm thinkin'...
i'm lucky to get away with just the head boobs, right?	Coulda been much worse.
that's nice, grandpa. why don't you just enjoy the fishing?	I can't enjoy anything. I go fishing. I catch nothing. I go to orgies, I catch everything...
boogerland!	That's nice, Grandpa. Why don't you just enjoy the fishing?
what was it called, sir.	Boogerland!
nothing. no mountains. no castles. looked like a giant parking lot. it wasn't even called hell.	What was it called, sir.
it's stanley, sir.	Nothing. No mountains. No castles. Looked like a giant parking lot. It wasn't even called Hell.
you know what was in hell when i came down here, cassius?	It's Stanley, sir.
i know, your wickedness.	I started slow, though. For years, I was just giving people hot foots. Actually, you can give all the credit for Hell to my first wife; she was the inspiration. She was an ugly one, too. One day, she asked me if I wanted super sex. I said I'll take the soup.
you know, i was the one who created hell.	I know, your wickedness.
you were gone ten seconds. what happened?	I got hit by a big light that was attached to a lot of metal.
i've never been to earth. i've never even slept over at some other dude's house!	You're the spawn of Satan. You got it in you.
you're not saying it's up to me?	I've never been to Earth. I've never even slept over at some other dude's house!
i'm just a demon, nicky. i don't got devil blood in me. i'd last two minutes up there with your brothers.	You're not saying it's up to me?
so go get 'em, jimmy!	I'm just a demon, Nicky. I don't got devil blood in me. I'd last two minutes up there with your brothers.
nothing's getting through that. the fire is solid as a rock.	We gotta get this bad boy burning again. Ideas?
your father wants to see you and your brothers in the throne room.	Okay, but Jimmy, when the house is rockin', don't forget the knockin'!
hey...	Your father wants to see you and your brothers in the throne room.
his name is andrew. i know that guy.	Of course you do, Tommy Tune.
easy, liberace.	Oh, would you grow up.
by she, do you mean he?	No.
i was in love one time but she said i wasn't financially reliable enough. and she needed that.	By she, do you mean he?
no wonder your uncle's so weird...	I gotta say this cake tastes a little funny.
this don't look good.	Can't Beefy use his penis powers to get us out of this?
schnapps...	Peppermint... alright.
looking for the chief.	We know where to find Nicky.
little nervous. wanna puke.	Looking for the chief.
you sure you're down with this?	Little nervous. Wanna puke.
that's a big pass, elton john.	We're going to see Ozzy play at the Meadowlands, right now. Wanna come, Nicky?
look who's back from the dead.	Six, six, six, pick up sticks.
did you check out the dragon mouth?	The Dark Prince is here.
should we wake him up?	Yeah. You do it.
yo, man, i think that devil guy just got ripped off.	Should we wake him up?
gotta be one of his disciples or something.	Yo, man, I think that devil guy just got ripped off.
what's with that guy?	Gotta be one of his disciples or something.
mr. sleepyhead must have some major ties to the dark side.	What's with that guy?
there's our man.	Mr. Sleepyhead must have some major ties to the dark side.
'bout time...	There's our man.
sounds like our devil dance actually worked this time.	'Bout time...
whoa, that chick must be the real deal, then. later on.	See ya, fellas.
no thanks. i'm afraid i wouldn't be able to give ozzy the focus he deserves.	Whoa, that chick must be the real deal, then. Later on.
come on. one more time.	Not again, fellas. It kind of hurts.
what's ozzy trying to say there?	Absolutely nothing. The Blizzard always came straight with his messages. But wrap your minds around this one.
which way did he go?	That way.
yes, great movie...	I was DeNiro!
recently, yes! so i run up behind this guy, and start bashing his brains in with this bat, and it made me feel happy! did you ever see the untouchables?	Yes, great movie...
you keep a bat under your seat?	Recently, yes! So I run up behind this guy, and start bashing his brains in with this bat, and it made me feel happy! Did you ever see THE UNTOUCHABLES?
i followed him all the way downtown, and when he gets out of the car, i reach under my seat and pull out an aluminum bat.	You keep a bat under your seat?
you followed him?	I followed him all the way downtown, and when he gets out of the car, I reach under my seat and pull out an aluminum bat.
so i followed him...	You followed him?
oh, that's terrible, reege...	So I followed him...
so i was driving to work today, and some bozo in a cadillac cut me off...	Oh, that's terrible, Reege...
you gotta kill yourself.	I'll just go to Heaven.
dude. seriously?	Yes. I'll meet you at Grand Central at noon. Okay. Do me. I command you.
good idea... kill me.	Dude. Seriously?
i'm not nicky. i'm not home! i don't live here!	Dude, it's us. Let us in.
please. you got to.	All right...
you got the wrong window again, man.	Oh. Sorry, Andrew. Valerie?
adrian?	Andrew.
i don't need luck. i'm good.	Adrian?
thanks, much. good luck with the genital tucking.	I don't need luck. I'm good.
valerie doran? two floors up, one window over.	Thanks, much. Good luck with the genital tucking.
no thanks. i'm looking for a girl named valerie who also smells like coconuts.	Valerie Doran? Two floors up, one window over.
it's "comptoir sud pacific." makes me feel like a hula girl. which is kinda what i'm going for. wanna come in?	No thanks. I'm looking for a girl named Valerie who also smells like coconuts.
you smell like coconuts.	It's "Comptoir Sud Pacific." Makes me feel like a hula girl. Which is kinda what I'm going for. Wanna come in?
hello.	You smell like coconuts.
i love you.	I love you.
do me.	I love you.
where'd a sweet southern boy learn to fight like that?	From my dad's side of the family.
nicky!	That was Cassius!
don't do it.	I have to, Valerie.
i never thought i'd ever see ozzy live until he was dead.  please tell me you like metal.	"Mister Crowley, what's inside of your head..."
east rutherford.	I never thought I'd ever see Ozzy live until he was dead.  Please tell me you like metal.
we're going to jersey?	East Rutherford.
next time. tonight, i want to share the most beautiful thing i could possibly imagine.	We're going to Jersey?
can we go fly over central park?	Next time. Tonight, I want to share the most beautiful thing I could possibly imagine.
you gotta believe me. you gotta believe in the butterflies.	Okay, I do. Get back up here.
..."the devil?"...	...to decompose. And I love my Dad very much. So I came to Earth to save him but then crazy eyes stole my flask and I met you and... well, my dog tells me I just might be in love with you.
well, that's because he's the devil. and he wants to keep his throne for another ten-thousand years. which is fine with me, but not with my brothers, so they broke out of hell, causing my dad...	..."The Devil?"...
yes...	Well, that's because he's the Devil. And he wants to keep his throne for another ten-thousand years. Which is fine with me, but not with my brothers, so they broke out of Hell, causing my dad...
remember when i told you my dad was in hell?	Yes...
what do you mean, "possessed?"	Remember when I told you my Dad was in Hell?
that wasn't me. i was being possessed by my brother, adrian. he's the one who call you a gross pig.	What do you mean, "possessed?"
look, just because you're floating doesn't mean i'm gonna forget about you giving me the finger.	That wasn't me. I was being possessed by my brother, Adrian. He's the one who call you a gross pig.
i don't know. maybe it's because of your sweet voice.	Am I supposed to not be freaked out right now? Because I am.
why would you be floating?	I don't know. Maybe it's because of your sweet voice.
i think i'm floating.	Why would you be floating?
what are you doing?	I think I'm floating.
no.	What are you doing?
are you dead?	No.
valerie?	Are you dead?
what were you thinking coming here?	I'm not sure, but it didn't involve getting blinded with poison.
hey.	Nicky? Oh my God. Stay right there.
what was that?	I... I don't know why I just said that. I meant to say that...
your juicy, heart-shaped ass.	What was that?
what?	Your juicy, heart-shaped ass.
thanks much. you know what's nice about you, valerie?	What?
you know what's nice about you? you just seem happy being yourself. you don't try to act cool.	Thanks much. You know what's nice about you, Valerie?
wow. maybe you should make drawstring socks for gals with fat ankles.	You know what's nice about you? You just seem happy being yourself. You don't try to act cool.
basically, yeah.	Wow. Maybe you should make drawstring socks for gals with fat ankles.
so you're saying, make all pants with a drawstring, then heavier set gals don't have to feel humiliated by telling their waist size in front of the whole store?	Basically, yeah.
sometimes, sure.	Good. I was concerned.
valerie, it feels like there's a bunch of butterflies flapping around in my stomach. is that normal?	Sometimes, sure.
what's that pleasant smell coming from, your skin?	My perfume?
parsons school of design. i knew growing up i wasn't much to look at, so i put my energy into making things that are pretty.	What's that pleasant smell coming from, your skin?
school?	Parsons School of Design. I knew growing up I wasn't much to look at, so I put my energy into making things that are pretty.
i'd love to have a dog. but i go to school full time. it wouldn't be fair to the dog.	School?
you have a dog? what kind?	I'm not sure. I'd ask him, but he's uptown talking to his contacts.
i have an apartment. i don't remember exactly where. my dog knows, though.	You have a dog? What kind?
this town is really going to hell lately.  so what part of the city do you live in?	I have an apartment. I don't remember exactly where. My dog knows, though.
it's freezing my hands.	It's not that cold. Here, let me wrap it.
uh, it's a deep south expression.	It's freezing my hands.
"octopus people?"	Uh, it's a deep south expression.
want to? a million angry octopus people couldn't hold me back!	"Octopus people?"
if you want to.	Want to? A million angry octopus people couldn't hold me back!
could i come with you to getting a gelati?	If you want to.
that's alright. i already ate lunch. i actually wouldn't mind getting a gelati.	Could I come with you to getting a Gelati?
here, have a popeye's. this drumstick ain't for beatin' it's for eatin'.	That's alright. I already ate lunch. I actually wouldn't mind getting a Gelati.
well, i'm sure a nice southern boy like you will figure something out.	Here, have a Popeye's. This drumstick ain't for beatin' it's for eatin'.
if i don't save him, i don't know what i'm gonna do.	Well, I'm sure a nice southern boy like you will figure something out.
i'm sorry. it's really tough when your parents get older.	If I don't save him, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
my dad's in hell, and he's falling apart.	I'm sorry. It's really tough when your parents get older.
my dad's an optometrist.	My dad's in hell, and he's falling apart.
i don't know, but i like it. say. your glasses are nice. they make your eyes look sparkly and big. it's fun to look at them.	My dad's an optometrist.
why are you laughing?	I don't know, but I like it. Say. Your glasses are nice. They make your eyes look sparkly and big. It's fun to look at them.
yeah. deep south.  she laughs along with him, not sure why.	Why are you laughing?
really?	Yeah. Deep south.  She laughs along with him, not sure why.
the south.	Really?
i'm sorry. i just assumed. your accent maybe. where are you from?	The South.
you think i'm a tourist?	I'm sorry. I just assumed. Your accent maybe. Where are you from?
that's okay. i get messed with all the time and when i saw him doing that to you i just lost it. i hate when people take advantage of tourists. it ruins it for the rest of us.	You think I'm a tourist?
that was amazing. thanks so much. you didn't have to do that.	That's okay. I get messed with all the time and when I saw him doing that to you I just lost it. I hate when people take advantage of tourists. It ruins it for the rest of us.
that just hurt a lot.	I've always wanted to kill someone. Can I do it?
a little strange. i can't stop thinking about this girl, valerie.	Why? Did she hurt you? Do you miss her? Need a shoulder to cry on?
a black guy?	If it's Cassius, yes.
it looks like the work of a brother...	A black guy?
i don't know.	And sorry, man, but no dogs allowed.
why is that funny?	I don't know.
yeah. the deep south.	Why is that funny?
it's like eighty degrees in this hallway. you from the south?	Yeah. The deep South.
no.	It's like eighty degrees in this hallway. You from the South?
right. and as far as household items: we can share the soap, but we'll split the cost 60/40. cause the person who physically goes out and buys the soap shouldn't have to pay as much as the other guy.  aren't you boiling in that outfit?	No.
off limits.	Right. And as far as household items: we can share the soap, but we'll split the cost 60/40. Cause the person who physically goes out and buys the soap shouldn't have to pay as much as the other guy.  Aren't you boiling in that outfit?
eight-hundred, split down the middle. tuesdays and thursdays i rehearse with my scene partner so the living room will be off limits.	Off limits.
yes. what is rent?	Eight-hundred, split down the middle. Tuesdays and Thursdays I rehearse with my scene partner so the living room will be off limits.
uh, don't you want to know what the rent is?	Yes. What is rent?
hello, friend, my name is nicky. i understand you're seeking a roommate, as per your advertisement in the village voice. would it be possible for me to fill the slot?	Uh, don't you want to know what the rent is?
okay, now you gone and done it. you done messed with my business bitch!	Sir, I would prefer if you didn't raise your voice. It's making my muscles tighten.
and if that is your so-called "flask," how would i have it unless i was, in fact, a thief?	I don't know?
no, i'm just calling you... a guy who has my flask.	And if that is your so-called "flask," how would I have it unless I was, in fact, a thief?
you callin' me a thief, my man?	No, I'm just calling you... a guy who has my flask.
yes. i would like my flask back.	You callin' me a thief, my man?
see something you like, my man?	Yes. I would like my flask back.
hey...	See something you like, my man?
no cubs over fifteen, billy! ever heard of a cub with a green flower? you'll leave cathedral then, billy, when you're on green, because they won't let a green stay here.  if you try to stay the young ones will gut-rip you apart!	Shut up! Shut up your damn mouth!
nothing will happen! i make the rules as i go!! cubs do what i say! always have! always will! i got cathedral and i'll never let go!	No cubs over fifteen, Billy! Ever heard of a cub with a green flower? You'll leave Cathedral then, Billy, when you're on green, because they won't let a green stay here.  If you try to stay the young ones will gut-rip you apart!
fourteen? fifteen? your days are running out. how long can you last? a year. six months?  what happens when you're sixteen and you go green?	Nothing will happen! I make the rules as I go!! Cubs do what I say! Always have! Always will! I got Cathedral and I'll never let go!
no, for you! how old are you, billy?	Fourteen? Fifteen? Your days are running out. How long can you last? A year. Six months?  What happens when you're sixteen and you go green?
for me? better feel sorry for yourself, sandman!	No, for you! How old are you, Billy?
i feel sorry for you, boy!	For me? Better feel sorry for yourself, Sandman!
i cut up a sandman yesterday. they said i'd never get him... but i cut him up good, i did.	I feel sorry for you, boy!
i'm a sandman!	I cut up a Sandman yesterday. They said I'd never get him... but I cut him up good, I did.
what other food?	Fish and plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea.  It's all here -- ready -- fresh as harvest day. Fish and plankton, sea greens and protein from the sea... And then it stopped coming and they...  ...came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my Job -- protein, plankton, grass from the sea.
regular storage procedure... the same as the other food... the other food stopped coming and they started.	What other food?
how did they get in here?	Regular storage procedure... the same as the other food... The other food stopped coming and they started.
wait for the wind! wait and hear the birds sing over you!	We're ready.
all right. now you keep your bargain.	Wait for the wind! Wait and hear the birds sing over you!
how do you want us?	Up there.
nude. imagine, a pair.	It'll be all right...
that's better.  how do you want us?	Nude. Imagine, a pair.
let me sculpt you and i will show you where the others have gone.	That's better.  How do you want us?
there must be somebody else up here. i can't believe that he's --	Let me sculpt you and I will show you where the others have gone.
do you know how long all this will last? not thirty years... or thirty thousand years... but thirty thousand years... and you'll be part of it. ages will roll... ages. and you'll be here... the two of you... eternally frozen... frozen... beautiful.	There must be somebody else up here. I can't believe that he's --
answer the question!	Do you know how long all this will last? Not thirty years... or thirty thousand years... but thirty thousand years... and you'll be part of it. Ages will roll... Ages. And you'll be here... the two of you... eternally frozen... frozen... beautiful.
where do you send them?	You're a beautiful pair.
never a pair. i have never had a pair.	Where do you send them?
you know about sanctuary! i know you do! you have to help us! you don't have a choice! it isn't your decision!! tell us.	Never a pair. I have never had a pair.
is that the wind?  not yet...  you must hear my birds sing.	You know about Sanctuary! I know you do! You have to help us! You don't have a choice! It isn't your decision!! Tell us.
where do we go?!  where do we go from here??!!	Is that the wind?  Not yet...  You must hear my birds sing.
hiding? yes! hiding, hiding.	Where do we go?!  Where do we go from here??!!
we were sent here and you know it. others have been sent here. where are they? hiding?	Hiding? Yes! Hiding, hiding.
from? from? from?	We were sent here and you know it. Others have been sent here. Where are they? Hiding?
where do you think we came from?	From? From? From?
you walked in. i saw you. don't you remember?	Where do you think we came from?
how do you think we got here??!!	You walked in. I saw you. Don't you remember?
we're hungry do you have anything to eat?	Anything to eat?
all right -- what are you?	Your turn.
are you too startled? am i too removed from your ken?  i'm neither machine nor man... but a perfect fusion of the two... and better than either.  no human sculptor could match this greatness... don't you agree?	All right -- what are you?
i don't care... just get it over with.	Hurry... hurry... hurry.
do you have anything special in mind?	I don't care... Just get it over with.
just the face.	Fine... Holly will get you ready. You're in good hands, believe me.
i designed it myself.  what'll it be... a face job or a full-body job?	Just the face.
and i did it myself right on there.	I designed it myself.  What'll it be... a face job or a full-body job?
your own work?	And I did it myself right on there.
i am.	Your own work?
thanks.  i thought you'd be older. i expected a red.	I am.
it's a real privilege, sandman.	Thanks.  I thought you'd be older. I expected a Red.
i didn't do anything, francis! they've made us believe that...	Why did you do that???!!!
why did you do that??!!	I didn't do anything, Francis! They've made us believe that...
it has nothing to do with you.	What are you talking about?! I saw you let a Runner go?  I saw you, Logan?? Tell me!!
what's going on, logan?!	It has nothing to do with you.
i'm fine...  see you...	At Carousel tonight?
look... why don't you get into the water... you need it... more than i do.	I'm fine...  See you...
anybody we know?	Look... why don't you get into the water... you need it... more than I do.
of course.	Anybody we know?
did you?	Of course.
i think you've been skulling out too much. first nursery and now stupid questions.	Did you?
did you ever see anybody renew?	I think you've been skulling out too much. First Nursery and now stupid questions.
what the hell took you so long?	Did you ever see anybody renew?
you? why? you're already beautiful.	No -- it's that last Runner -- someone in 483 was trying to help him.
i just might look in on new you 483 myself.	You? Why? You're already beautiful.
that was a great shot you made.	Yes.  But you look a little rusty to me -- what were you doing, wondering?
who invited you?	I'm in my party mood.
now there's a few who could have been his seed-mother.	Only a few? You're just not trying.
you should have been with us in nursery, daniel. i'm positive i recognized him --	Come on. I don't want to miss the filing-in. There'll be some I know tonight, I think...
what an old, old man you're getting to be, francis. weren't you ever a yellow? i bet you were even wilder than --  come on, sandman.	You should have been with us in Nursery, Daniel. I'm positive I recognized him --
the damned yellows are getting out of hand. those three ought to be in cathedral. no business scrambling in arcade...	What an old, old man you're getting to be, Francis. Weren't you ever a Yellow? I bet you were even wilder than --  come on, Sandman.
you missed something special.	Well... you can't have them all.
i don't know what makes you so curious. you have any idea who his seed-mother was?	Of course not! I'm curious, not sick.
i never even visited nursery before tonight.  when you wonder, it slows you up -- you know?	I don't know what makes you so curious. You have any idea who his seed-mother was?
did you ever see francis-8?	I never even visited Nursery before tonight.  When you wonder, it slows you up -- you know?
no, but at least i wonder sometimes -- instead of doing that "one for one" song of yours. you sound like a sleepteacher with a stuck tape.	Well the minute you get a better idea you can stop wondering.  You know, Logan -- you wonder a lot. Too much for a Sandman.
well, why not!? that's exactly how everything works. how else could the city stay in balance -- you have a better idea?	No, but at least I wonder sometimes -- instead of doing that "one for one" song of yours. You sound like a sleepteacher with a stuck tape.
but you don't know, you just say what everyone says. "one for one. one for one."	Well, why not!? That's exactly how everything works. How else could the city stay in balance -- You have a better idea?
dunno... flameout maybe. whatever happens, you can bet it's final. but who would want to find out?	But you don't know, you just say what everyone says. "One for one. One for one."
just wondered... what happens?	Dunno... flameout maybe. Whatever happens, you can bet it's final. But who would want to find out?
why?	Just wondered... what happens?
not in my time...	Why?
has anyone ever broken in to where the babies are?	Not in my time...
you need a lift. let's go to arcade and celebrate...  your alert successor... logan-6.	Has anyone ever broken in to where the babies are?
had enough?	Even the alarm didn't wake him.
open your eyes once, idiot.  it's not every day that a sandman son is born. i'm telling you, francis -- that's him!	Maybe, maybe not. What's the difference? Come on, Logan, let's get out of here before everybody finds out.
you should've seen me take my last runner... perfect.  i backed him up against a residence pool and when he terminated... his hand...  so now you've seen him... what's the difference awake or asleep?	Open your eyes once, idiot.  It's not every day that a Sandman son is born. I'm telling you, Francis -- that's him!
turn this way.  no, no... not you... you!	You should've seen me take my last Runner... perfect.  I backed him up against a residence pool and when he terminated... his hand...  So now you've seen him... what's the difference awake or asleep?
you are here. i couldn't believe it when they told me. what are you doing?	Turn this way.  No, no... not you... YOU!
...and he was hunting the first one, this one. wasn't he? wasn't he? this one was running, the other one was hunting him...	Yes. Oh yes.  He was after you. I remember. You're running!
that's right. the other one came after. the older one. smashing, killing, burning!	...and he was hunting the first one, this one. Wasn't he? Wasn't he? This one was running, the other one was hunting him...
holly. holly! please... the other sandman. remember the one who came after --	That's right. The other one came after. The older one. Smashing, killing, burning!
he's the one. you too. i remember. he was in a hurry. just a face job. dark hair, i said. then he killed doc and you grabbed me -- and the machine blew up and i ran... i ran.	Holly. Holly! Please... The other Sandman. Remember the one who came after --
no, holly -- wait! he's running. tell them the rest!	He's the one. You too. I remember. He was in a hurry. Just a face job. Dark hair, I said. Then he killed Doc and you grabbed me -- and the machine blew up and I ran... I ran.
it's him! the first sandman. he killed... doc.	No, Holly -- wait! He's running. Tell them the rest!
when do you go up?	I never go upstairs. You're a nice old lady.
i'm very smart.	When do you go up?
why aren't you in nursery?	I'm very smart.
here.	Why aren't you in Nursery?
where do you live, mary?	Here.
i'm mary 2.	Where do you live, Mary?
what's your name?	I'm Mary 2.
is it inside the city?	Of course.  I don't know where...  I just took them for granted.  It's our only chance.
it's part of the hydrogalvanic system. the ocean tides are changed into energy somehow.	Is it inside the city?
what does that water do?	It's part of the hydrogalvanic system. The ocean tides are changed into energy somehow.
beloved wife...	What does that water do?
beloved husband...	Beloved wife...
sanctuary is the right to live... nothing more. but nothing less, either...	Beloved husband...
and sanctuary?	Sanctuary is the right to live... nothing more. But nothing less, either...
yes. you and i, jessica.	And Sanctuary?
"beloved son"...  so people stayed together for that feeling of love... they would live and raise children together and be remembered.  i think i feel that way, logan. can we be that way?	Yes. You and I, Jessica.
jessica... listen to me... listen to me...  the lifeclocks made me kill francis. they make people die or be killed every day. if i didn't try and destroy that... i couldn't live here or anywhere. do you understand?	I want to be alive and with you, that's all I want.
you want to go back to kill, is that it?! now, you'll want to kill your own!!! kill sandmen!!! killing's all you ever...!!!	Jessica... listen to me... listen to me...  The Lifeclocks made me kill Francis. They make people die or be killed every day. If I didn't try and destroy that... I couldn't live here or anywhere. Do you understand?
things change!	You want to go back to kill, is that it?! Now, you'll want to kill your own!!! Kill Sandmen!!! Killing's all you ever...!!!
things won't change... you know that! we can live here together, logan... have a life as long as his... together!	Things change!
do you expect me to let things go on without trying to change them?!	Things won't change... you know that! We can live here together, Logan... have a life as long as his... together!
you're lying! you'll never have the chance to tell anybody anything! you'll be killed the moment you're seen!	Do you expect me to let things go on without trying to change them?!
i'm going to try and tell people what we've seen and --	You're lying! You'll never have the chance to tell anybody anything! You'll be killed the moment you're seen!
to what?	I'm going to try and tell people what we've seen and --
we can't. we're going back.	To what?
he asked if we would bury him when his time comes.	We can't. We're going back.
what are we promising him? what can we possibly give him?	He asked if we would bury him when his time comes.
no, there doesn't. not really -- just so many want it to exist... so many who don't want to die... want it so much that a place called sanctuary becomes "real". but it doesn't exist. it never existed. just the hope.	You're wrong!! It has to be!! It Just has to be!!
there has to be! i know it exists! it has to!!	No, there doesn't. Not really -- just so many want it to exist... so many who don't want to die... want it so much that a place called Sanctuary becomes "real". But it doesn't exist. It never existed. Just the hope.
you want there to be one... that doesn't...	There has to be! I know it exists! It has to!!
there's a sanctuary... there is!	You want there to be one... that doesn't...
he had a mother and father -- and he knew them.	One in a million, I suppose
that sweet madman -- how could he come to exist?	He had a mother and father -- and he knew them.
look at his face... and his hair...  is that what it is to grow old?	It could be...
they all have names and numbers on them. i wonder what they are?	"Beloved Husband". "Beloved Wife". What can all that mean?
i have never seen a face like that before. it must be the look of great age. whoever he was he was terribly old.	Yes, do you think that's why he looks so sad?
then the answer's yes...	I have never seen a face like that before. It must be the look of great age. Whoever he was he was terribly old.
of course.	Then the answer's yes...
...but i still have the choice...?	Of course.
you know, jessica.	...But I still have the choice...?
you can have any woman in the city. what do you really want?	You know, Jessica.
the lifeclocks have no power outside.	You can have any woman in the city. What do you really want?
what does it mean?	The Lifeclocks have no power outside.
you're right... it must be near now. we'll find it.	Thirty thousand years didn't last very long, did they?
how would anyone know? even if we find it -- we can never go back.	You're right... it must be near now. We'll find it.
maybe we're the first ones to get through...  maybe sanctuary is near, now... another protected place. it couldn't be outside.	How would anyone know? Even if we find it -- we can never go back.
do you think he was telling the truth?	Maybe we're the first ones to get through...  Maybe Sanctuary is near, now... another protected place. It couldn't be outside.
it all seemed to make sense until box.	Do you think he was telling the Truth?
i won't.	It all seemed to make sense until Box.
don't ever let go.	I won't.
i doubt it.	Don't ever let go.
do you think everything's going to turn to ice?	I doubt it.
it's getting dark and cold. i'm tired.	Why don't we rest here? We know we can eat these.
don't!	Sooner or later, we'll have to try something.
we'll be all right...  we will...	Don't!
i hate outside! i hate it!	We'll be all right...  We will...
it feels like breath. it makes everything move. your hair is moving.	And yours.
what's that?	It feels like breath. It makes everything move. Your hair is moving.
i guess so... i know i felt something i never felt before... and i didn't like it... not a bit.  i'll tell you one thing... sanctuary better be worth it. that's the last place for me to live now.	For us.
because you felt like a runner, didn't you.	I guess so... I know I felt something I never felt before... and I didn't like it... not a bit.  I'll tell you one thing... Sanctuary better be worth it. That's the last place for me to live now.
i had to. i did kill... for the first time in my life i killed.	Because you felt like a Runner, didn't you.
i wanted to...  ...and you... what made you kill sandmen?	I had to. I did kill... for the first time in my life I killed.
you knew that i wasn't before, didn't you?  why did you stay with me?	I wanted to...  ...And you... what made you kill Sandmen?
you're really one of us now, aren't you?	You knew that I wasn't before, didn't you?  Why did you stay with me?
it doesn't make any difference anymore.	You're really one of us now, aren't you?
i don't know what's going to happen to us logan but --  are you glad you didn't kill him?	It doesn't make any difference anymore.
i'm afraid.	It's brighter there... besides, we can't go back.
some kind of breeding pens... i suppose... they say people used to breed animals, fish, anything...  ...to eat, of course.	Ycch.  To kill things and then eat them. It must have been a savage world.
what do you suppose this was...?	Some kind of breeding pens... I suppose... They say people used to breed animals, fish, anything...  ...to eat, of course.
it's the only way.	What do you suppose this was...?
how do we know this is the right way?	It's the only way.
will you take me with you?	Why, Jessica? You're still a green.
how will they know we're coming?	They're watching us now. They'll let us in when they're sure.
exactly four steps now. let me lead you.  now to the right. it's narrow here, you'll have to get behind me.	How will they know we're coming?
you think sandmen will?  there's no other way for me,	We'll convince them.
they won't listen.	You think Sandmen will?  There's no other way for me,
i'd rather take my chances with them... than with francis.	They won't listen.
they won't believe us.	I'd rather take my chances with them... than with Francis.
will he find us and kill us? yes... or one of the others.  you know there's only one place to go now...	They won't believe us.
he's good, isn't he?	Will he find us and kill us? Yes... or one of the others.  You know there's only one place to go now...
because he's my friend --  and i don't want to be killed by him -- or anyone.	He's good, isn't he?
yes.  i don't know what else to do -- with him following us.  why do you keep running from your --	Because he's my friend --  and I don't want to be killed by him -- or anyone.
are you taking me to them?	Yes.  I don't know what else to do -- with him following us.  Why do you keep running from your --
then -- why don't you leave me -- go to them -- explain	No. Not that either.
i -- i can't.	Then -- why don't you leave me -- go to them -- explain
that's nothing... there's a sandman behind us, too and there'll be more soon. take me to them.	I -- I can't.
yes, but they won't know that... or care. they're hunting you, logan. maybe me too, now...	That's nothing... there's a Sandman behind us, too and there'll be more soon. Take me to them.
all right. but why? i didn't kill the runner.	Yes, but they won't know that... or care. They're hunting you, Logan. Maybe me too, now...
logan, i don't know where sanctuary is. but if i take you to them, they'll kill you.	All right. But why? I didn't kill the Runner.
where? sanctuary? can you take me there?	Logan, I don't know where Sanctuary is. But if I take you to them, they'll kill you.
i'm ashamed. i was bringing you to be killed.	Where? Sanctuary? Can you take me there?
the cubs. when they're flying on muscle there's no way to catch up. without the dazzle, they'd just go past us --  -- too fast	Muscle? I don't know that one.
but what is this -- why?	The Cubs. When they're flying on muscle there's no way to catch up. Without the dazzle, they'd just go past us --  -- too fast
just follow -- no matter how it seems...	But what is this -- why?
i don't remember exactly... except i was a green.  what would you like to relive, logan?	Let's see -- how long has it been?
when did you begin to question lastday?	I don't remember exactly... except I was a Green.  What would you like to relive, Logan?
i have.	When did you begin to question Lastday?
uh-uh.	I have.
i'm only telling you what i've heard...  haven't you ever wondered what your seed-mother was like...?	Uh-uh.
insane. nurseries are better than any mother could be.	I'm only telling you what I've heard...  Haven't you ever wondered what your seed-mother was Like...?
some people say children need human mothering.	Insane. Nurseries are better than any mother could be.
instead of what? nine months inside a woman:  we're all raised the same but most of us don't become cubs in cathedral.	Some people say children need human mothering.
maybe they're angry because they're grown in meccano-breeders.	Instead of what? Nine months inside a woman:  We're all raised the same but most of us don't become cubs in Cathedral.
they're like beasts. wild.	Maybe they're angry because they're grown in meccano-breeders.
i'd rather be with you.	That's nice.
why not? maybe she'll help me. you won't. you'd better stay here.	I'd rather be with you.
you're not going, are you?	Why not? Maybe she'll help me. You won't. You'd better stay here.
a runner... cathedral. a woman.	You're not going, are you?
if you trusted me, you'd know.	We're coming to Arcade.  Shall we Relive together?
of course --	If you trusted me, you'd know.
if you did know, you'd tell me.	Of course --
i wish i knew what you think i know.	If you did know, you'd tell me.
maybe you'll think of something...	I wish I knew what you think I know.
i wish i could help you.	Maybe you'll think of something...
that's tomorrow.	I wish I could help you.
what're you going to do?	That's tomorrow.
what do you need?	What're you going to do?
are you here to help me?	What do you need?
i never heard of a sandman running... ever...	And I never heard of Sanctuary.
i don't have much time.	I never heard of a Sandman running... ever...
please? what friends?	I don't have much time.
speak to your friends for me, jessica... please...	Please? What friends?
i don't..	Speak to your friends for me, Jessica... please...
i let him go... believe me.	I don't..
and then you killed him, right?	I let him go... believe me.
a runner gave it to me.	And then you killed him, right?
where did you get that?	A Runner gave it to me.
how can i?	Where did you get that?
it's different now. help me.	How can I?
i know what everyone knows. try like hell for renewal. you have the same chance everyone else has.	It's different now. Help me.
both... running's what i'm interested in.	I know what everyone knows. Try like hell for Renewal. You have the same chance everyone else has.
about running, dying what?	Both... running's what I'm interested in.
you know something.	About running, dying what?
why tell me?	You know something.
i'm going to run.	Why tell me?
why show me?	I'm going to run.
all right.	Why show me?
i don't believe you. there has to be more.	All right.
you know.	I don't believe you. There has to be more.
you can have any woman in the city. what do you really want?	You know.
then it's still no.	You can have any woman in the city. What do you really want?
of course.	Then it's still no.
thanks... but i have the choice.	Of course.
maybe... sure...	Thanks... but I have the choice.
i'm the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, i suppose?	Maybe... sure...
i couldn't get you out of my mind.	I'm the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, I suppose?
here i am.  shall i come in?	I couldn't get you out of my mind.
but i wasn't sure you'd come.	Here I am.  Shall I come in?
you could have called me yourself.	But I wasn't sure you'd come.
k.	You're sure you don't want to try?
what quad do you live in?	K.
you're years away... i don't know why you're thinking of these things, much less talking about them.  want to try?	What Quad do you live in?
six. i go red next year.	You're years away... I don't know why you're thinking of these things, much less talking about them.  Want to try?
are you a 5 or a 6?	Six. I go red next year.
i didn't say that i would run... i just...	Are you a 5 or a 6?
but if you're one of the misfits... that's where i come in.	I didn't say that I would run... I just...
i suppose. but what if you want to live?	So? Do what everyone does. Try like hell for renewal.
you shouldn't even think such things...  and you picked a strange person to say them to --	I suppose. But what if you want to live?
why is it wrong to run?	You shouldn't even think such things...  And you picked a strange person to say them to --
i'm not armed.  well?	Why is it wrong to run?
i'm afraid to tell you.	I'm not armed.  Well?
i'm listening.	I'm afraid to tell you.
not about that.	I'm listening.
let's have sex.  i thought you were curious.	Not about that.
how a sandman lives.	Let's have sex.  I thought you were curious.
about what?	How a Sandman lives.
curious.	About what?
and now?	Curious.
i changed my mind.	And now?
and?	I changed my mind.
i thought i had to do something.	And?
but you put yourself on the circuit!	I thought I had to do something.
no.	But you put yourself on the circuit!
later.	No.
no.	Later.
you're beautiful. let's have sex.	No.
jessica.	You're beautiful. Let's have sex.
you felt sad. what's your name?	Jessica.
nobody. i felt sad... i put myself on the circuit.	You felt sad. What's your name?
i never 'killed' anybody in my life. sandmen terminate runners.  who brought you?	Nobody. I felt sad... I put myself on the circuit.
isn't it right? isn't that what you do? kill.	I never 'killed' anybody in my life. Sandmen terminate Runners.  Who brought you?
killed? why do you use that word?	Isn't it right? Isn't that what you do? Kill.
he was killed.	Killed? Why do you use that word?
yes... probably he was renewed?	He was killed.
a friend of mine went on carousel tonight. now he's gone.	Yes... probably he was renewed?
sad? what made you sad?	A friend of mine went on Carousel tonight. Now he's gone.
nothing. i felt sad, i put myself on the circuit. it was a mistake.	Sad? What made you sad?
well then...?	Nothing. I felt sad, I put myself on the circuit. It was a mistake.
no.	Well then...?
you prefer women?	No.
no.  just no.	You prefer women?
please... no?  you mean "not here" -- that's it? you're a private available but particular.  don't worry. there's no one here but me. and you.	No.  Just no.
please... no.	Please... no?  You mean "not here" -- that's it? You're a private Available but particular.  Don't worry. There's no one here but me. And you.
what's wrong, available?	Please... No.
goodbye.	Oh, my...
come with us.	Where are you going?
of course... that's settled then. but just you remember your promise...	We'll remember. But that's a long time off...
i'll make the arrangements.	At least it's over...
they're put into the ground so they can be visited by the living...	I'll make the arrangements.
what's that?	They're put into the ground so they can be visited by the living...
we'll have to bury him.	What's that?
what people?	I don't know... but it does.
all this. all of it.	What people?
what belongs to the people?	All this. All of it.
no.	"Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity, There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity."
you're both full of secrets like macavity.  did you steal this?	No.
i don't know.	You're both full of secrets like Macavity.  Did you steal this?
what kind of jewel is this?	I don't know.
are you sure?	Mother and Father said so... you know?
yes...	Are you sure?
and... and how were you grown? inside your mother?	Yes...
but there are so many of them. do you know each one separately.	Yes indeed, everyone. Actually, they all have three.  "The naming of cats is a difficult matter. It isn't just one of your holiday games. You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter when I tell you a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES."  An ordinary name and a fancy name. That's two. Do you want to guess what the third one is?
yes, cats, of course. what else could they be? cats. of course each one has his own name too.	But there are so many of them. Do you know each one separately.
my name's holly... holly 13. in ancient times they said my number was unlucky. do you believe in luck?	No -- Look, I'm in a hurry.
it's all right with me. is he here?	My name's Holly... Holly 13. In ancient times they said my number was unlucky. Do you believe in luck?
i like your face. would you mind if doc took a picture? i'd like him to give your face to somebody else.	It's all right with me. Is he here?
a sandman can get as sick of his face as anyone else. where's the doctor?	I like your face. Would you mind if Doc took a picture? I'd like him to give your face to somebody else.
we don't get many sandmen. i think we've only had one other since i've been here.	A Sandman can get as sick of his face as anyone else. Where's the doctor?
do you want to see doc?	We don't get many Sandmen. I think we've only had one other since I've been here.
hello.	Do you want to see Doc?
hello, sandman.	Hello.
can you make it back?	Oh my... I'll try.
yes...	Can you make it back?
i'm sorry.	Yes...
oh... i did so look forward to seeing all those people.	I'm sorry.
i know...  we're going to try and get in this way. i don't think you can make it.	Oh... I did so look forward to seeing all those people.
stay? they lived together all their years?	Oh, yes... I think...
my father was the husband and my mother was the wife. "beloved" is a word they used -- to stay together.	Stay? They lived together all their years?
thank you.  tell me -- what do those words mean? "beloved husband"... "beloved son"... "beloved wife"...	My father was the husband and my mother was the wife. "Beloved" is a word they used -- to stay together.
that's better than gold when it's cold.	Thank you.  Tell me -- what do those words mean? "Beloved husband"... "Beloved son"... "Beloved wife"...
is that really it? it doesn't seem very far. will we be there soon?	I promise. We'll go on as soon as it's light.
more... many more.	And all alive you say?
thousands and thousands... as many as my cats?	More... many more.
alive?	Thousands and thousands... as many as my cats?
to a city with thousands and thousands of people.	Alive?
we're leaving.	What a pity. I was hoping you'd be here to bury me.
not yet.	All right.
are you ready to put him in?	Not yet.
may we stay here for a while? we'd like to rest.	Of course you can stay. This belongs to the people.
never, never, ever. nothing.	May we stay here for a while? We'd like to rest.
did your mother or father ever mention another place?	Never, never, ever. Nothing.
no, no, no	Did your Mother or Father ever mention another place?
what's beyond this place -- do you know?	No, no, no
it isn't fair. i'll give you one of my favorite cats... a jellicle cat.  "jellicle cats have cheerful faces, jellicle cats have bright black eyes; they like to practice their airs and graces and wait for the jellicle moon to rise."	I'm sorry but I don't have anything to give you.
no -- i'm sorry. it's not possible.	It isn't fair. I'll give you one of my favorite cats... a Jellicle cat.  "Jellicle cats have cheerful faces, Jellicle cats have bright black eyes; They like to practice their airs and graces And wait for the Jellicle Moon to rise."
they're beautiful. may i have one too please?	No -- I'm sorry. It's not possible.
where are they?	Dead... they're dead... and buried.
my parents thought so. mother and father. you know?	Mother and -- ? You knew your mother and father?
what makes you think so?	My parents thought so. Mother and Father. You know?
but there may be a few around somewhere.	What makes you think so?
have any other people ever passed through?	But there may be a few around somewhere.
gracious... no.	Have any other people ever passed through?
are there any other humans?	Gracious... no.
i have always been here...	Are there any other humans?
how did you get here?	I have always been here...
just a place, i suppose... who knows?	How did you get here?
what kind of place is this?	Just a place, I suppose... who knows?
for as long as i can remember.	What kind of place is this?
how long have you been living here?	For as long as I can remember.
someone will follow. when you come to the lock, he will tell you how to go on the other side. jessica may go with you as far as the lock.	No. Jessica goes back now. Take her back.  Now! Go on back. Back outside, Jessica.
will there be someone to tell us where to go from there...?	Someone will follow. When you come to the lock, he will tell you how to go on the other side. Jessica may go with you as far as the lock.
it doesn't matter who we are. follow the tunnel to the end.	Will there be someone to tell us where to go from there...?
i don't know who you are. i'd like to thank someone.	It doesn't matter who we are. Follow the tunnel to the end.
logan-5... francis-7, authorized duty quadrant. intrusion accidental.	Clear Logan-5 and Francis-7.
break-in scanners report intrusion, identify.	Logan-5... Francis-7, authorized duty quadrant. Intrusion accidental.
no -- just there -- on the first level.  don't look for us. we'll see you.	You don't seem quite sure, Jessica.  Can you do it? Will you?
too little.	Too little?  Too little. Okay, wait for me.
cheeks? cheeks? right. too much, you think?	Too little.
i don't know. the cheeks maybe... look a little --	Cheeks? Cheeks? Right. Too much, you think?
well? how do you like it?	I don't know. The cheeks maybe... look a little --
i'm, okay... you okay?	Sure, I'm okay.
yeah.	I'm, okay... You okay?
pete... you okay?	Yeah.
you okay?... what's wrong?	Pete... You okay?
what?	You okay?... What's wrong?
you okay, man?	What?
they're comin' with us.	Pile in.
what's happenin'?	They're comin' with us.
you want somethin'?	No, I'm okay.
listen.	You gotta be kiddin'... This is the boulevard... You can't hear yourself think.
texaco... what's wrong with that?	Listen.
this rod is a fuckin', embarrassment, carl. whatiya burn in this thing, "v"?	Texaco... What's wrong with that?
sure, what's wrong with that?	Okay.
sheila'll be at "tops".	Sure, what's wrong with that?
just goin' up'ta "tops"... maybe the "ten pin".	Sheila'll be at "Tops".
good... you up for a drive?	Where to? Hey, Lanie, I heard you were out of it for a while, too.
i don't think so.	Good... You up for a drive?
you're not contagious are you?	I don't think so.
why not?	I forgot. Anyway, I hate the idea of acting paranoid.
why not?	It kept going off for some reason. False alarms.
what do you mean by that?	How I remember them. Not necessarily the way they happened.
i like to remember things my own way.	What do you mean by that?
you're a musician?	Yes, I thought my wife...
do you always sleep here?... in this room?... both of you?	This is our bedroom.
we'll see that the patrol of the house is doubled.	I don't know if I want to stay here. I don't feel safe.
maid? relative?	No, one of us is always here to let the maid in. Nobody else has a key.
no.	Maid? Relative?
do you own a video camera?	No. Fred hates them.
what is?	The angle. The high angle shot on the tape.
very strange.	What is?
what's that, ed?	There's no such thing as a bad coincidence.
you know what i think?	What's that, Ed?
we've got pete dayton's prints all over this place.	You know what I think?
his or ours?	Ours, Ed.
what a fuckin' job.	His or ours?
you recognize that guy?	Yeah... Laurent.
now we'll see what this son of a bitch is up to.	Yeah.
has anyone made any threats to either of you recently?	Or not so recently?
you don't remember being awakened? it looks like you were aware of someone.	Or something.
as best we can.	If anything else happens, you'll call us.
we'll keep a watch on the house.	As best we can.
might be a good time to try using it again.	Anybody else have a key to the house.
like you'd get if it was hand held.	Right... This just glided along.
and smooth... almost no movement - back and forth, i mean.	Like you'd get if it was hand held.
how'd the camera get so high like that?	And smooth... Almost no movement - back and forth, I mean.
look at all this shit... i know a fence... he'll give us money and get us passports in exchange for this and the car...  we can go anywhere.	Alice?
where's the bathroom?	Up the stairs - down the hall.
alice...	We gotta get the stuff and get out of here.
you killed him.	Alice?
we killed him.	You killed him.
you all right?	We killed him.
you got him.	Alice, I...
yes.	Are you gonna be a man about this, Pete?
are you my man?	Yes.
i'm not goin' home tonight... i'm goin' somewhere else...  to a girlfriend's house.  but, we still have a coupla things to take care of...	Oh, yeah?... What else?
what about tonight?... whatiya gonna do about mr. eddy tonight?	I'm not goin' home tonight... I'm goin' somewhere else...  To a girlfriend's house.  But, we still have a coupla things to take care of...
are you kidding?... i've got so much on andy, it isn't funny.	What about tonight?... Whatiya gonna do about Mr. Eddy tonight?
what if andy tips off mr. eddy?	Are you kidding?... I've got so much on Andy, it isn't funny.
'cause that's how long it's gonna take, baby.	What if Andy tips off Mr. Eddy?
why are ya goin' so early?	'Cause that's how long it's gonna take, baby.
set.	Why are ya goin' so early?
lemme call him now. make sure he's not already busy tomorrow night.	Okay.
okay...	Lemme call him now. Make sure he's not already busy tomorrow night.
i'll set it up for tomorrow night. you'll meet me at his place at eleven o'clock... don't drive there... take a bus... make sure no one follows you... his address is easy to remember... it's 2224 deep dell place... it's a white stucco job on the south side of the street... i'll be upstairs with andy... the back door will be open... that leads into the kitchen - go through the kitchen to the living room - there's a bar there... at eleven fifteen, i'll ask andy to fix me a drink... when he does, you can crack him in the head... okay?	Okay...
yeah. call him.	I'll set it up for tomorrow night. You'll meet me at his place at eleven o'clock... Don't drive there... Take a bus... Make sure no one follows you... His address is easy to remember... It's 2224 Deep Dell Place... It's a white stucco job on the south side of the street... I'll be upstairs with Andy... The back door will be open... That leads into the kitchen - go through the kitchen to the living room - there's a bar there... At eleven fifteen, I'll ask Andy to fix me a drink... When he does, you can crack him in the head... Okay?
that's his name... andy. our ticket out of here.	Yeah. Call him.
andy?	That's his name... Andy. Our ticket out of here.
so, should i call andy?	Andy?
you liked it.	If you want me to go away, I'll go away.
in pornos?	No... A job... I didn't know what. He set up an appointment for me to see a man.
it was a long time ago... i met someone at this place called moke's... we became friends. he told me about a job...	In pornos?
how'd it happen, alice?	It was a long time ago... I met someone at this place called Moke's... we became friends. He told me about a job...
pete... don't...	How'd it happen, Alice?
how'd you get in with these fuckin' people?	Pete... Don't...
yeah.	How'd you get in with these fuckin' people?
pornos.	Yeah.
he makes films for mr. eddy.	Pornos.
what's he do?	He makes films for Mr. Eddy.
he works for mr. eddy.	What's he do?
what deal?	He works for Mr. Eddy.
no, honey... it was part of the deal.	What deal?
you like it?	No, honey... It was part of the deal.
i used to.	You like it?
have you partied with him?	I used to.
we should stop seeing each other.	No... no.
i don't know.	We should stop seeing each other.
so what do we do?	I don't know.
i'm not positive... but... he knows.	So what do we do?
are you positive he knows?	I'm not positive... but... he knows.
he'll kill us.	Are you positive he knows?
meet me at the starlight motel on sycamore... i'll be there in twenty minutes.	Okay.
hello.	Meet me at the Starlight Motel on Sycamore... I'll be there in twenty minutes.
me, too.	I'll call you again.
pete?	Me, too.
i think he suspects something... we have to be careful... i miss you.	Pete?
sure.	I think he suspects something... We have to be careful... I miss you.
i have to go somewhere with mr. eddy.	Sure.
okay...	I have to go somewhere with Mr. Eddy.
i can't see you tonight.	Okay...
hi.	I can't see you tonight.
it's me...	Hi.
hello.	It's me...
yeah... call me at home. i'll give you the number.	Okay, baby.
can i call you?	Yeah... Call me at home. I'll give you the number.
me, too.	Can I call you?
i want more.	Me, too.
where's your phone? i have to call another taxi.	Over there.
i don't know.	Okay, then, I'll take you to dinner.
how would you like to take me to dinner?	I don't know.
yeah, i remember.	How would you like to take me to dinner?
i was here yesterday.	Yeah, I remember.
i don't. i don't know him.	Dick can't be dead. Who told you he was dead?
he is? i didn't think you knew dick. how do you know he's dead?	I don't. I don't know him.
but dick laurent is dead, isn't he?	He is? I didn't think you knew Dick. How do you know he's dead?
yes, i believe so.	But Dick Laurent is dead, isn't he?
dick laurent?	Yes, I believe so.
i don't know his name. he's a friend of dick laurent's, i think.	Dick Laurent?
andy, who is that guy?	I don't know his name. He's a friend of Dick Laurent's, I think.
mr. eddy's called every day... can i call him to come in?	Sure, Arnie. Bring 'em on, I'm ready.
sure.	Mr. Eddy's called every day... Can I call him to come in?
mr. smith has been waiting for you and mrs. trueworthy. can you take care of mr. smith now?	Sure.
wonderful, pete. really wonderful. alotta people pete... alotta people are gonna be very happy.	Mr. Smith has been waiting for you and Mrs. Trueworthy. Can you take care of Mr. Smith now?
feeling good, arnie. ready to get to work.	Wonderful, Pete. Really wonderful. Alotta people Pete... alotta people are gonna be very happy.
wonderful!!... wonderful to see you, pete. how are you?	Feeling good, Arnie. Ready to get to work.
please tell me.	No.
what happened to me?	Please tell me.
we're not saying anything about that night to the police. we should all forget that night.	What happened to me?
did you tell the police this?	We're not saying anything about that night to the police. We should all forget that night.
never saw him before in my life.	Did you tell the police this?
yes, there was a man with you... she brought you here... she didn't know what else to do.	What is this? Why didn't you tell me? What?... I don't remember any of this.
sheila?	Yes, there was a man with you... She brought you here... She didn't know what else to do.
they wanted to know if we'd had a chance to find out what happened to you the other night. they wanted to know if you remembered anything.	But I don't remember anything. What did you tell 'em?
yeah? what did they want?	They wanted to know if we'd had a chance to find out what happened to you the other night. They wanted to know if you remembered anything.
the police called us.	Yeah? what did they want?
i gotta headache... what's goin' on?	The police called us.
you don't look so good.	I gotta headache... What's goin' on?
sit down.	You don't look so good.
what's up?	Sit down.
sit down a minute.	What's up?
hey.	Sit down a minute.
goin' out with these clowns for a while.	Do ya good.
what night is that?	The night before you showed up in the slammer...
you really don't remember the other night, do you?	What night is that?
yeah.	You really don't remember the other night, do you?
nice to know they can't seem to get along without ya.	Yeah.
okay. thanks.	Nice to know they can't seem to get along without ya.
arnie called this morning while you were sleepin'. they miss you pretty bad down at the garage. i told 'im you still had a "fever".	Okay. Thanks.
better.	Arnie called this morning while you were sleepin'. They miss you pretty bad down at the garage. I told 'im you still had a "fever".
then he's coming home with his mother and me.	All right... but you see our predicament... Legally we can't hold him, but he may be able to help us... perhaps later.  For now, he's free to leave.
no.	Then he's coming home with his mother and me.
have you made any charges against him?	No.
his physical condition.	Same as always. Pete takes care of himself.
his condition? what do you mean?	His physical condition.
the wife killer?	Yes.
a cell that was supposed to be occupied by an inmate named fred madison.	The wife killer?
we saw you that night, pete.	You came home. Your friend Sheila brought you here.
you talk to him?	No... Here he comes.
out in back.	You talk to him?
where's pete?	Out in back.
just rest easy, pete. you're gonna be okay.	Are you hungry, honey? I'll fix you something.
we'll get a tail put on him.	Just rest easy, Pete. You're gonna be okay.
you just gonna let him go?	We'll get a tail put on him.
one of the guards must have leaked it.	What's the word on the street?
how about madison? have we had even a hint of his whereabouts?	Nothing, Marsh. Vanished. There's an APB out on him. His photo's been faxed nationwide.
if he's not madison, then where's madison?	I've got men searching the building and the grounds now.
he... he can't talk. it appears as if he can't talk, anyway.	If he's not Madison, then where's Madison?
did you ask him who he is?	He... He can't talk. it appears as if he can't talk, anyway.
he's in the infirmary, being examined.	Did you ask him who he is?
where is he now?	He's in the infirmary, being examined.
i don't know. the guards say they've never seen him before.	Where is he now?
of course, it's madison!!! who else could it be?	I don't know. The guards say they've never seen him before.
warden, it's not him. it was not fred madison in that cell.	Of course, it's Madison!!! Who else could it be?
repeat that, bill.	Warden, it's not him. It was not Fred Madison in that cell.
captain... this is some spooky shit we got here.	Repeat that, Bill.
yeah, mack?	Captain... this is some spooky shit we got here.
i couldn't say, sir... captain henderson?	Yeah, Mack?
who is it?	I couldn't say, sir... Captain Henderson?
no, sir, it's not.	Who is it?
that's not fred madison?	No, sir, it's not.
i'm not entirely certain, captain. you'll have to see for yourself.	That's not Fred Madison?
now, mack, what's the situation?	I'm not entirely certain, Captain. You'll have to see for yourself.
pete, can you tell us now, anything about this?	Pete, what happened to you?
i want to see him.	Yes, and we need to talk to him... if we can.  Mel, let's get Peter in here.
what about yesterday?	He didn't come home.
when he went to work, right.	What about yesterday?
you say you haven't seen your son since the day before yesterday?	When he went to work, right.
i wouldn't know how.	You say you haven't seen your son since the day before yesterday?
who is it?	He won't give his name.
we know that.	Who was the man?
what's the matter?	Nothin'.
do you remember?	No... I don't. Why?
no... i don't feel so good. i would like some aspirin.	Coming up.
a headache?	I did a routine once-over, and gave him a sleeping pill. I've never seen this man before. Neither have the guards. I don't think he's in the system.
i examined madison last night, marshall. he had a headache.	A headache?
not even close.	I examined Madison last night, Marshall. He had a headache.
he's not madison?	Not even close.
he's just been fingerprinted, and i'll run these blood tests right away. we'll find out soon enough.	He's not Madison?
who is this man?	He's just been fingerprinted, and I'll run these blood tests right away. We'll find out soon enough.
i don't know yet.	Who is this man?
what is this, rogoff?	I don't know yet.
i'll get a manual.  and study it.	FUCKIN' "A".
six fuckin' car lengths... that's about a hundred and six fuckin' feet, mister! you were following ten feet behind me... if i'd had to stop suddenly, you would have hit me. i want you to get a driver's manual, and i want you to study that motherfucker... and i want you to obey the god damn rules. fifty fuckin' thousand people were killed on the road last year.  cause of fuckin' assholes like you. tell me you're gonna get a manual.	I'll get a manual.  and study it.
no.	SIX FUCKIN' CAR LENGTHS... THAT'S ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIX FUCKIN' FEET, MISTER! YOU WERE FOLLOWING TEN FEET BEHIND ME... IF I'D HAD TO STOP SUDDENLY, YOU WOULD HAVE HIT ME. I WANT YOU TO GET A DRIVER'S MANUAL, AND I WANT YOU TO STUDY THAT MOTHERFUCKER... AND I WANT YOU TO OBEY THE GOD DAMN RULES. FIFTY FUCKIN' THOUSAND PEOPLE WERE KILLED ON THE ROAD LAST YEAR.  CAUSE OF FUCKIN' ASSHOLES LIKE YOU. TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA GET A MANUAL.
do you know how many fuckin' car lengths it takes to stop a car at 35 m.p.h.?	No.
i won't ever tailgate.	DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FUCKIN' CAR LENGTHS IT TAKES TO STOP A CAR AT 35 M.P.H.?
what did you say?	I... I didn't say anything...
did you use the alarm system since we were here last?	The first night... Not the last two.
tenor... tenor saxophone. do you...	Tone deaf.
what's your axe?	Tenor... Tenor saxophone. Do you...
there's no other bedroom?	No... There is, I mean, I use it as a practice room... it's soundproofed.
that's it.	Let's have a look at the hallway outside the bedroom.
the doctor said not to give you anything. you can see him in the morning.	But my head...
aspirin... fly head. i gotta have more aspirin.	The doctor said not to give you anything. You can see him in the morning.
what is it?	Aspirin... fly head. I gotta have more aspirin.
the pain is getting worse. i need more aspirin.	I can't give you anymore. I'll talk to the doctor.
what's bothering you, madison?	The pain is getting worse. I need more aspirin.
no, no. i want to go in.	What's bothering you, Madison?
headache, huh? too much sun, i guess. you want to come in?  still got forty- five minutes outside if you want it.	No, no. I want to go in.
my... my head.	Headache, huh? Too much sun, I guess. You want to come in?  Still got forty- five minutes outside if you want it.
something wrong?	My... My head.
where's alice?	Alice who?
at your house.	That's absurd.
what do you mean? you're where right now?	At your house.
of course. in fact, i'm there right now.	What do you mean? You're where right now?
no, no i don't. are you sure?	Of course. In fact, I'm there right now.
at your house. don't you remember?	No, no I don't. Are you sure?
i don't think so. where was it that you think we've met?	At your house. Don't you remember?
we've met before, haven't we?	I don't think so. Where was it that you think we've met?
was there?	No... of course not.
i thought there might be somebody inside.	Was there?
why? what is it? why did you make me wait out here?	I thought there might be somebody inside.
i told you to stay in the car!	Why? what is it? Why did you make me wait out here?
i don't remember... anyway, andy's okay...	He's got some fucked up friends.
what job?	I don't remember... Anyway, Andy's okay...
it was a long time ago... i met him at this place called moke's... we... became friends... he told me about a job...	What job?
but...	Now! We're leaving now! I didn't want to come here in the first place.
let's go home.	But...
i thought you were getting me a drink?	Just a minute.
i'll make sure the alarm is set from now on.	But that doesn't solve the problem. Who is doing this? And why?
where would you feel safe?	I don't know. Maybe a hotel.
no, i don't remember anything. it looks like i... but... i don't remember.	Why would anyone do something like this?
what?	On the tape! There was something else on the tape.
what was that?!!!	What?
i wish i knew.	What was that?!!!
what the hell is going on?!	I wish I knew.
we will.	Thanks, guys.
so?	Two detectives are coming out.
we've got to call the police.	All right.
don't you want to watch it?	I guess so.
yes, i just found it on the step.	Don't you want to watch it?
what's that? another tape?	Yes, I just found it on the step.
who the hell owns that dog?	What's that? Another tape?
that dog woke me. i lay there for a while, then decided to get up.	Who the hell owns that dog?
you're up early.	That dog woke me. I lay there for a while, then decided to get up.
yeah?	You were in the house... calling my name... but I couldn't find you.
i had a dream about you last night...	Yeah?
i must have fallen asleep. i was asleep when you got home, wasn't i?	You were asleep when I got home, yes.
from the club. you didn't answer.	I must have fallen asleep. I was asleep when you got home, wasn't I?
called? when?	From the club. You didn't answer.
i called, you know.	Called? When?
oh. oh, yeah. no. this is a different one.	I called, you know.
when you didn't come to the club.	Oh. Oh, yeah. No. This is a different one.
what night?	When you didn't come to the club.
same one you were reading the other night?	What night?
huh?... oh, yeah, it is.	Same one you were reading the other night?
good book, huh?	Huh?... oh, yeah, it is.
maybe.	Good book, huh?
it must be from a real estate agent.	Maybe.
does it say anything on the tape?	No, nothing.
i don't know... there's no return address on the envelope... in fact, there's no address on it.	Does it say anything on the tape?
who's it from?	I don't know... There's no return address on the envelope... In fact, there's no address on it.
a videotape.	Who's it from?
what's that?	A videotape.
wake me up when you get home.	What's that?
that's why i married you.	Wake me up when you get home.
i like to laugh, fred.	That's why I married you.
it's nice to know i can still make you laugh.	I like to laugh, Fred.
what are you going to do?	I thought I'd stay home and read.
you don't mind that i'm not coming tonight?	What are you going to do?
the heart, i guess.	I wouldn't... The brain would know what's going on. Your heart would be ripped open trying to pump blood, blood pouring into the chest cavity. Savage pain, Marian.
do they aim for the head or for the heart?	The heart, I guess.
andy would go for this, don't you think?... firing squad, definitely.	Do they aim for the head or for the heart?
which would you choose?	Andy would go for this, don't you think?... Firing squad, definitely.
andy's from utah. he says there you have a choice... you can die by hanging or by firing squad.	Which would you choose?
they're gonna cook him.	Andy's from Utah. He says there you have a choice... You can die by hanging or by firing squad.
how could i miss it? the tv won't quit with that stuff.	They're gonna cook him.
did you see that about the guy who chopped up his wife into a million pieces?	How could I miss it? The TV won't quit with that stuff.
yeah.	That's good, Pete. Hey... I want you to talk to a friend of mine.
you sure you're doin' okay? everything all right?	Yeah.
i'm really glad you're doin' okay, pete.	You sure you're doin' okay? Everything all right?
look... it's late, mr. eddy... i ...	I'm really glad you're doin' okay, Pete.
you're doin, okay?  that's good, pete.	Look... It's late, Mr. Eddy... I ...
okay.	You're doin, okay?  That's good, Pete.
yeah... how ya doin', pete?	Okay.
mr. eddy?	Yeah... How ya doin', Pete?
you know who it is.	Mr. Eddy?
who is this?	You know who it is.
hey, pete... how ya doin'?	Who is this?
hello.	Hey, Pete... How ya doin'?
what?	I'd pull the trigger and shoot him right between the eyes.
her name is alice. you know i love that girl to death. if i ever found out somebody was makin' out with her, i'd take this...  ...and shove it so far up his ass it would come out his mouth... then you know what?...	What?
i'm sure you noticed that girl that was with me the other day... good lookin' blonde? she stayed in the car?...	Her name is Alice. You know I love that girl to death. If I ever found out somebody was makin' out with her, I'd take this...  ...and shove it so far up his ass it would come out his mouth... Then you know what?...
okay.	I'm sure you noticed that girl that was with me the other day... Good lookin' blonde? She stayed in the car?...
how ya doin', pete?	Okay.
it'll be ready.	You're my man, Pete.
if you think you can finish it, i'll be back later today.	It'll be ready.
sure... sure, mr. eddy. you gonna pick it up later, or tomorrow?	If you think you can finish it, I'll be back later today.
i'm leavin' the caddy, like i told you. think you'll get a chance to give her a once over today?	Sure... Sure, Mr. Eddy. You gonna pick it up later, or tomorrow?
okay... well, i'll see ya then.	You will.
suit yourself, champ.	Okay... Well, I'll see ya then.
no thanks, mr. eddy.	Suit yourself, champ.
yeah. give ya a boner.	No thanks, Mr. Eddy.
pornos?	Yeah. Give ya a boner.
you like pornos?	Pornos?
no... thank you!... i'll be bringin' the "caddy" by tomorrow.	You like pornos?
thanks, mr. eddy.	No... Thank you!... I'll be bringin' the "Caddy" by tomorrow.
fifteen car lengths. about two hundred and seventy feet.	What'd I tell ya.
at sixty?	Fifteen car lengths. About two hundred and seventy feet.
eight, nine car lengths. a hundred and sixty-two feet.	At sixty?
i'll bet you know how many car lengths it takes to stop at... say 45 m.p.h.	Eight, nine car lengths. A hundred and sixty-two feet.
i can see that.	I'll bet you know how many car lengths it takes to stop at... say 45 m.p.h.
sorry about that, pete, but tailgating is one thing i can't tolerate.	I can see that.
beautiful! smooth as shit from a duck's ass. let's take a ride.	Whatever you say, Mr. Eddy.
all right!	Beautiful! Smooth as shit from a duck's ass. Let's take a ride.
give that a try.	All right!
okay... lemme clear it with...	It's okay with Arnie... Come on, let's go.
i want you to ride with me. somethin' doesn't sound right.	Okay... Lemme clear it with...
thanks, mr. eddy... whatiya need? just the regular tune-up?	I want you to ride with me. Somethin' doesn't sound right.
i mean it, pete... like that!!	Thanks, Mr. Eddy... whatiya need? Just the regular tune-up?
no, no... it's okay, mr. eddy.	I mean it, Pete... Like THAT!!
because if anybody's givin' you trouble, pete, i can take care of the problem... like that.	No, no... It's okay, Mr. Eddy.
no, it's nothin'... i'm all right.	Because if anybody's givin' you trouble, Pete, I can take care of the problem... like that.
what happened? somebody givin' you trouble?	No, it's nothin'... I'm all right.
what's goin' on?	Great question!! In the east... the far east... when a person is sentenced to death... they're sent to a place where they can't escape... never knowing when an executioner will step up behind them and fire a bullet into the back of their head... it could be days... weeks... or even years after the death sentence has been pronounced... This uncertainty adds an exquisite element of torture to the situation, don't you think? It's been a pleasure talking to you.
we just killed a couple of people...	What?
no. no, i don't.	We just killed a couple of people...
at your house. don't you remember?	No. No, I don't.
i don't think so. where was it that you think we've met?	At your house. Don't you remember?
sheila... stop...	FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOU!!
you're sorry!!	Go home, Sheila.
look sheila... i'm sorry...	YOU'RE SORRY!!
what's the bitch's name?!	Look Sheila... I'm sorry...
hey... sheila.	What's the BITCH'S name?!
you fuck me whenever you want... you don't call... tell me who she is.	Hey... Sheila.
sheila...	You fuck me whenever you want... You don't call... Tell me who she is.
you've been fucking somebody else haven't you?	Sheila...
sheila, what is it?... what are you doin' here?	You've been fucking somebody else haven't you?
i didn't know you cared.	Come on.
yeah.	I didn't know you cared.
i was?	Yeah.
i've been here. you were lookin, right at me.	I was?
where'd you come from?	I've been here. You were lookin, right at me.
why don't you like me?	I do like you, Sheila.
i don't know.	Come on... get in.
nothin'... you want to go for a drive?	I don't know.
what do you want?	Nothin'... You want to go for a drive?
sheila?!	No... I really don't want to talk about it.
i don't want to talk about it...	Sheila?!
whatiya mean, sheila?	I don't want to talk about it...
it was weird...	Whatiya mean, Sheila?
no... i told you.	It was weird...
you really don't remember?	No... I told you.
what else about that night?... did anything happen?	You really don't remember?
sure. sure i do.	What else about that night?... Did anything happen?
you still care about me?	Sure. Sure I do.
whatiya mean?	You were acting like a different person.
you sure weren't acting like the pete dayton i've always known.	Whatiya mean?
i don't remember... what happened that night?	You sure weren't acting like the Pete Dayton I've always known.
last time i saw you.	I don't remember... What happened that night?
what night?	Last time I saw you.
what do you mean?... you've been acting strange lately... like the other night.	What night?
i don't know.	What do you mean?... You've been acting strange lately... Like the other night.
what's happening to you? what happened to your face?	I don't know.
sorry... i...	What's happening to you? What happened to your face?
why haven't you called me?	Sorry... I...
you want some company?	Sure.
guess we're goin' over to the "ten pin".	You want some company?
what are you guys doin'?	Guess we're goin' over to the "Ten Pin".
yeah?...	Yeah.
i missed you.	Yeah?...
conway's gone again! run out! listen to this! from gainsford.	Let me have it.  "Aboard the S.S. Manchuria. Last night Conway seemed to recover his memory. Kept talking about Shangri- La, telling a fantastic story about a place in Tibet. Insisted upon returning there at once. Locked him in room but he escaped us and jumped ship during night at Singapore. Am leaving ship myself to overtake him, as fearful of his condition. Wrote down details of Conway's story about Shangri-La which I am forwarding. Lord Gainsford."
i'll dispatch a convoy to meet him.	Conway's gone again! Run out! Listen to this! From Gainsford.
yes, sir.	I'll dispatch a convoy to meet him.
yes. might as well - all of it.	Yes, sir.
all of it?	Yes. Might as well - all of it.
oh, read it!	"Leaving today for London with Conway aboard S.S. Manchuria. Conway can tell nothing of his experiences. Is suffering from complete loss of memory. Signed, Gainsford."
cable from gainsford.	Oh, read it!
two years!?	Yes.
what about those men we met this morning?	Yes. Those are our own people. They never venture beyond the point where you were met this morning. It is much too hazardous.
not even a radio?	It's always been a source of deep regret, but the mountains surrounding us have made reception almost impossible.
well, there's certainly nothing wrong with that meal!	Thank you.
she's remaining in her room. she isn't feeling very well.  now please go on without me. i eat very little.	Well, there's certainly nothing wrong with that meal!
where's the girl? miss stone.	She's remaining in her room. She isn't feeling very well.  Now please go on without me. I eat very little.
oh my, isn't that pretty! what is it?	Plumbing. Everything modern. I'm going to run pipes all through the village
why? why 'come on' all the time? what's the matter?  are you going to be a fuss budget all your life? here, drink it up! aren't you having any fun? where was i?	In a quandary.
come on, lovey.	Why? Why 'come on' all the time? What's the matter?  Are you going to be a fuss budget all your life? Here, drink it up! Aren't you having any fun? Where was I?
they were in a quandary, and	Come on, Lovey.
i'm going to sleep in my bed. come on, lovey!	They were in a quandary, and
then the bears came right into the bedroom and the little baby bear said, "oh, somebody's been sleeping in my bed." and then the mama bear said, "oh dear, somebody's been sleeping in my bed!" and then the big papa bear, he roared, "and somebody's been sleeping in my bed!" well, you have to admit the poor little bears were in a quandary!	I'm going to sleep in my bed. Come on, Lovey!
there you are!	This doesn't obligate me in any way.
and be poisoned out here in the open?	Certainly not!
you were asked to have a glass of wine. sit down!	And be poisoned out here in the open?
so that's where you are. i might of known it. no wonder you couldn't hear me.	You were asked to have a glass of wine. Sit down!
hey lovey, come here! lovey, i asked for a glass of wine and look what i got. come on, sit down.	So that's where you are. I might of known it. No wonder you couldn't hear me.
yeah. you know.	Horns? What kind of horns?
horns?	Yeah. You know.
they're very nice people - except that they've got horns.	Horns?
and this trip to the valley. i can't imagine why i'd allow you to drag me down here. why, we don't know anything about these people. we're not even armed!	They're very nice people - except that they've got horns.
okay, lovey.	And this trip to the valley. I can't imagine why I'd allow you to drag me down here. Why, we don't know anything about these people. We're not even armed!
barney? why should i? never! we have nothing in common. hmmpf, barney! what effrontery!	Okay, Lovey.
just call me barney.	Barney? Why should I? Never! We have nothing in common. Hmmpf, Barney! What effrontery!
i don't know why i associate with you, mr. barnard - or mr. chalmers bryant - or mr. embezzler - or whatever your name may be.	Just call me Barney.
yes.	Sounds like a stall to me.
you know, that's what makes the whole thing so funny. a guy like me starts out in life as a plumber - an ordinary, everyday, slew-footed plumber - and by the use of a little brains, mind you, he builds up a gigantic institution, employs thousands of people, becomes a great civic leader. and then the crash comes - and overnight he's the biggest crook the country ever had.	You are a thief, sir, and a swindler, and I, for one, will be only too glad to turn you over to the police when we get back.
colossal nerve you have sitting there and talking about it so calmly - you, the swindler of thousands of people	You know, that's what makes the whole thing so funny. A guy like me starts out in life as a plumber - an ordinary, everyday, slew-footed plumber - and by the use of a little brains, mind you, he builds up a gigantic institution, employs thousands of people, becomes a great civic leader. And then the crash comes - and overnight he's the biggest crook the country ever had.
that's too bad. i got a half million shares. my whole foundation! and now look at me!	colossal nerve you have sitting there and talking about it so calmly - you, the swindler of thousands of people
the police?	Uh-huh.  Did you ever hear of Chalmers Bryant?
believe me, it's no fun. when you fellas picked me up at baskul, they'd been on my tail for a year.	The police?
certainly not.	Believe me, it's no fun. When you fellas picked me up at Baskul, they'd been on my tail for a year.
have i?	It's very strange, you know. You've never told us anything about yourself. Who are you, anyway? Why don't you take your mask off for once!
ha, ha - who are you to be talking about a mask? what do you mean? you've been wearing a mask ever since we met you.	Have I?
and say, honey, you look a million per cent better. wholesome, kind of - and clean. you take a tip from me, and don't you ever put that stuff on your face again. why, it's like hiding behind a mask.	Ha, ha - who are you to be talking about a mask? What do you mean? You've been wearing a mask ever since we met you.
yes.	Then I'm your man.  Come on, Toots.
no kidding?	Yes.
as a matter of fact, i'm very good at double solitaire.	No kidding?
thinking? what about some double solitaire?	As a matter of fact, I'm very good at double solitaire.
i'm thinking.	Thinking? What about some double solitaire?
how about you lovey? come on. let's you and i play a game of honeymoon bridge.	I'm thinking.
don't mind lovey. he's got the misery.	Mr. Conway, I don't like this place. I don't like it. It's too mysterious.
all the conveniences for the condemned, if you ask me.	Don't mind Lovey. He's got the misery.
some layout they got here. did you get a load of the rooms? you couldn't do better at the ritz.	All the conveniences for the condemned, if you ask me.
uh-huh. you're a scream, lovey.	Please don't call me Lovey.
that's what they do with cattle just before the slaughter. fatten them.	Uh-huh. You're a scream, Lovey.
yeah? if this be execution, lead me to it.	That's what they do with cattle just before the slaughter. Fatten them.
i just feel as though i'm being made ready for the executioner.	Yeah? If this be execution, lead me to it.
something tells me this means food. come on!	I just feel as though I'm being made ready for the executioner.
you never looked better in your life. as soon as our clothes are cleaned, they're going to give them back to us, lovey.	Something tells me this means food. Come on!
look at me. look at what they gave me to wear.	You never looked better in your life. As soon as our clothes are cleaned, they're going to give them back to us, Lovey.
will you stop squawking!	Look at me. Look at what they gave me to wear.
mr. barnard, i do not like this place. i definitely do not like this place.	Will you stop squawking!
yes!	Do you think they're cannibals?
where are they? do you see them?	Yes!
left us here to rot. that's what they've done. heroes of the newspapers!	All right, all right. Keep quiet.
yes. and who is he ? how'd he get there?	Do you suppose we stopped someplace during the night and changed pilots?
he might have lost his way.	Of course. That's what I told them last night. You can't expect a man to sail around in the dark.[5] During this George has been looking around - he rises.
uh-huh. all i know is - the sun rises in the east, and we're going away from it.	Now you're irritating and absurd!
well, you just reverse it. your left hand is  what difference does it make what 'hand' you are? the north is the north!	Uh-huh. All I know is - the sun rises in the east, and we're going away from it.
yes.	Well, you just reverse it. Your left hand is  What difference does it make what 'hand' you are? The north is the north!
oh, really?	Yes.
i always get it twisted because i'm left-handed.	Oh, really?
any child knows how to tell direction. any child. i don't care where the child is - in the air, on the earth, or in the sea. if you face the rising sun, your right hand is the north, and your left hand is the south	I always get it twisted because I'm left-handed.
look here	Any child knows how to tell direction. Any child. I don't care where the child is - in the air, on the earth, or in the sea. If you face the rising sun, your right hand is the north, and your left hand is the south
it certainly is.	Look here
is it?	It certainly is.
that's ridiculous.	Is it?
well, it looks to me as if we're traveling west.	That's ridiculous.
why, of course. yes.	Well, it looks to me as if we're traveling west.
wait a minute. is it a good morning? say, we're supposed to be traveling east, aren't we?	Why, of course. Yes.
i'm never conversational before i coffee.	Wait a minute. Is it a good morning? Say, we're supposed to be traveling east, aren't we?
well, it's a good morning, anyway.	I'm never conversational before I coffee.
i see.	Well, it's a good morning, anyway.
i see.	I see.
i didn't care for 'sister' last night, and i don't like 'lovey' this morning. my name is lovett - alexander, p.	I see.
i say, good morning, lovey.	Good morning
i beg your pardon.	I say, good morning, Lovey.
good morning, lovey.	I beg your pardon.
don't call me brother.	Okay, sister.  No offense. No offense!
okay, brother.	Don't call me brother.
yes, it just shows  i don't know why i'm talking to you. i don't know you. who are you?	Okay, brother.
yeah, i remember. you said that before.	Sir Henry Derwent was knighted, and he never got beyond the mesozoic era.
it was the vertebrae of a megatherium - found in asia.	Yeah, I remember. You said that before.
wait a minute, you expect to be knighted for finding that soupbone?	It was the vertebrae of a Megatherium - found in Asia.
you see, from this vertebrae i shall be able to reconstruct the entire skeleton.	Wait a minute, you expect to be knighted for finding that soupbone?
uh-huh.	You see, from this vertebrae I shall be able to reconstruct the entire skeleton.
this is the only thing i was able to save when those heathens surrounded me.	Uh-huh.
sorry.	This is the only thing I was able to save when those heathens surrounded me.
not at all.	Sorry.
knighted! you don't say. do you mind if i take a look at it?	Not at all.
when i get home i shall probably be knighted for it.	Knighted! You don't say. Do you mind if I take a look at it?
uh-huh.	When I get home I shall probably be knighted for it.
found in asia!	Uh-huh.
well, what do you know about that!	Found in Asia!
i have here a discovery that will startle the world. it's the vertebrae from the lumbar of a megatherium,[4] found in asia.	Well, what do you know about that!
oh, i see.	I have here a discovery that will startle the world. It's the vertebrae from the lumbar of a Megatherium,[4] found in Asia.
a paleontologist.	Oh, I see.
a what?	A paleontologist.
i'm a paleontologist.	A what?
fossils, huh?	I'm a paleontologist.
fossils.	Fossils, huh?
i beg your pardon, brother. what did you say you were hunting?	Fossils.
oh - that! that can wait. nobody's going to run off with it.  say, i've got to get busy. i want to show this whole layout to chang.  so long. don't you take any wooden nickels.	All right.
gold. you were going to	Oh - that! That can wait. Nobody's going to run off with it.  Say, I've got to get busy. I want to show this whole layout to Chang.  So long. Don't you take any wooden nickels.
huh?	Gold. You were going to
say, what about that gold deal?	Huh?
think of it! in times like these.	Say, what about that gold deal?
it's unbelievable.	Think of it! In times like these.
you see? you get the idea? from this reservoir here i can pipe in the whole works. oh, i'm going to get a great kick out of this. of course it's just to keep my hand in, but with the equipment we have here, i can put a plumbing system in for the whole village down there. can rig it up in no time.  do you realize those poor people are still going to the well for water?	It's unbelievable.
yeah. i though you ran this joint.	Mr. Chang - High Lamas or Low Lamas, do we get the porters?
chalmers bryant!	Bryant's Utilities - that's me.
yes. unbosom yourself, mr. hyde.[11]	All right, I will! I'll let my hair down! Why not? It can't make any real difference now.  Hey Lovey, were you ever chased by the police?
hey, hurry up, you slow-pokes - i'm starved!	Please! Please! Do not wait for me! I eat so very little.
that's what i say. what do you say to a rubber of bridge? i saw some cards in the other room.	Not for me, thanks. No, I'm too weary.
it's better than freezing to death down below, isn't it?	I'll say.
what are we going to do?	Well, there's nothing we can do until the morning.
well, that's that, i guess.	Wonder what's happened to Fenner.
nice puss to meet in a dark alley.	Well, that's that, I guess.
charming chap.	Nice puss to meet in a dark alley.
if you want me to!	Sure - sure. Don't you worry. I'll take care of you.
pipes? where are you going to get pipes?	Oh, that's a cinch. I'll show them how to cast pipes out of clay.
look, honey. we run the pipes through here, and we connect with the main water line here.	Pipes? Where are you going to get pipes?
nothing. why?	Why, you look beautiful.
hey, what's happened to you?	Nothing. Why?
say, you're an american, aren't you?	Say, listen - will you go and annoy the rest of your playmates? Let me alone!
no.	Say, you're an American, aren't you?
i say, will you have a cigarette?	No.
all right! if you insist on being an idiot, i'm not going to waste time coaxing you.  how about you?	Oh, no - you don't want to go yet, honey.  She'll stick around too.  Is that right?
well, no. you see, i got this plumbing business	All right! If you insist on being an idiot, I'm not going to waste time coaxing you.  How about you?
i see. you're afraid of going to jail, eh?	Well, no. You see, I got this plumbing business
well - i'm	I see. You're afraid of going to jail, eh?
you mean you don't want to go?	Well - I'm
i think i'll stick around. i'll leave with the porters on their next trip.	You mean you don't want to go?
right this very minute!  the porters are waiting for us on the plateau. and that chinaman thought he could stop me. come along.	I think I'll stick around. I'll leave with the porters on their next trip.
when are you going to start?	Right this very minute!  The porters are waiting for us on the plateau. And that Chinaman thought he could stop me. Come along.
yes. i've just been talking with the porters. they're going to take us. we've got clothing, food, everything. come on!	When are you going to start?
leaving?	Yes. I've just been talking with the porters. They're going to take us. We've got clothing, food, everything. Come on!
there you are! barnard, you'd better get your things together. we're leaving.	Leaving?
hey - look!	Look, Bob!
over by that hill.	Hey - look!
cave, eh? where?	Over by that hill.
you must prevail upon him not to attempt the journey. he could never get through that country alive.	I can't let him go alone. It's suicide!
it's weird.  chang, how old are you?	Age is a limit we impose upon ourselves. You know, each time you Westerners celebrate your birthday, you build another fence around your minds.
oh, she'd quickly revert in her appearance to her actual age.	It's weird.  Chang, how old are you?
no, i mean about her appearance. if she should leave the valley - what would happen?	Oh, she'd quickly revert in her appearance to her actual age.
leave shangri-la! that's not likely. you couldn't drive her out.	No, I mean about her appearance. If she should leave the valley - what would happen?
suppose she should leave it?	Leave Shangri-La! That's not likely. You couldn't drive her out.
not for years. shangri-la will keep her youthful indefinitely.	Suppose she should leave it?
amazing!  she still doesn't look over 20. when is she likely to grow old in appearance?	Not for years. Shangri-La will keep her youthful indefinitely.
young? she arrived here in 1888. she was 20 at the time. she was on her way to join her betrothed - when her carriers lost their way in the mountains. the whole party would have perished but for meeting some of our people.	Amazing!  She still doesn't look over 20. When is she likely to grow old in appearance?
why not? she's an attractive young woman.	Young? She arrived here in 1888. She was 20 at the time. She was on her way to join her betrothed - when her carriers lost their way in the mountains. The whole party would have perished but for meeting some of our people.
your brother seems quite fascinated by her.	Why not? She's an attractive young woman.
yes, charming.	Your brother seems quite fascinated by her.
charming, isn't she?	Yes, charming.
shall we have another?	No thanks. Not tonight if you don't mind.
yes. i'm afraid it does.	Shall we have another?
the high lama arranges everything, mr. conway.	Well, then he's the man I want to see.  Will you come along?
and he can arrange for the porters to take us back?	The High Lama arranges everything, Mr. Conway.
the only one.	And he can arrange for the porters to take us back?
one moment. you say the high lama is the only one who can give us any information?	The only one.
mr. chang, if you don't mind, i think i'll go on being amazed - in moderation, of course.	Then everything is quite all right, isn't it?
i mean, your amazement. i could have understood it in any of your companions, but you - who have dreamed and written so much about better worlds. or is it that you fail to recognize one of your own dreams when you see it?	Mr. Chang, if you don't mind, I think I'll go on being amazed - in moderation, of course.
i surprise you? now that's news.	I mean, your amazement. I could have understood it in any of your companions, but you - who have dreamed and written so much about better worlds. Or is it that you fail to recognize one of your own dreams when you see it?
why, mr. conway, you surprise me!	I surprise you? Now that's news.
that's all very fine if it works out. a little amazing, of course.	Why, Mr. Conway, you surprise me!
and very true. your lives are therefore, as a rule, shorter, not so much by natural death as by indirect suicide.	That's all very fine if it works out. A little amazing, of course.
very often.	And very true. Your lives are therefore, as a rule, shorter, not so much by natural death as by indirect suicide.
forgive me. i should have told you it is quite common here to live to a very ripe old age. climate, diet, mountain water, you might say. but we like to believe it is the absence of struggle in the way we live. in your countries, on the other hand, how often do you hear the expression, "he worried himself to death?" or, "this thing or that killed him?"	Very often.
oh, no. just a little bowled over, that's all.	Forgive me. I should have told you it is quite common here to live to a very ripe old age. Climate, diet, mountain water, you might say. But we like to believe it is the absence of struggle in the way we live. In your countries, on the other hand, how often do you hear the expression, "He worried himself to death?" or, "This thing or that killed him?"
you're startled?	Oh, no. Just a little bowled over, that's all.
108 and still active?	You're startled?
rather astonishingly so, yes. and particularly so in the case of father perrault himself. do you know when he and the natives were finished building shangri-la, he was 108 years old and still very active, in spite of only having one leg?	108 and still active?
well, is it?	Rather astonishingly so, yes. And particularly so in the case of Father Perrault himself. Do you know when he and the natives were finished building Shangri-La, he was 108 years old and still very active, in spite of only having one leg?
yes, yes. they were very sincere about it too. you see, a perfect body in perfect health is the rule here. they've never known anything different. so what was true for them they thought would naturally be true for anyone else living here.	Well, is it?
well, they didn't actually mean that.	Yes, yes. They were very sincere about it too. You see, a perfect body in perfect health is the rule here. They've never known anything different. So what was true for them they thought would naturally be true for anyone else living here.
yes. oddly enough, later, when he had learned to understand their language, the natives told him he could have saved his leg. it would have healed without amputation.	Well, they didn't actually mean that.
he amputated his own leg?	Yes. Oddly enough, later, when he had learned to understand their language, the natives told him he could have saved his leg. It would have healed without amputation.
oh, let me see - way back in 1713, i think it was, that father perrault stumbled into the valley, half frozen to death. it was typical of the man that, one leg being frozen, and of course there being no doctors here, he amputated the leg himself.	He amputated his own leg?
when was all this?	Oh, let me see - way back in 1713, I think it was, that Father Perrault stumbled into the Valley, half frozen to death. It was typical of the man that, one leg being frozen, and of course there being no doctors here, he amputated the leg himself.
a belgian priest by the name of father perrault, the first european to find this place, and a very great man indeed. he is responsible for everything you see here. he built shangri-la, taught our natives, and began our collection of art. in fact, shangri-la is father perrault.	When was all this?
who?	A Belgian priest by the name of Father Perrault, the first European to find this place, and a very great man indeed. He is responsible for everything you see here. He built Shangri-La, taught our natives, and began our collection of art. In fact, Shangri-La is Father Perrault.
that, my dear conway, is the story of a remarkable man.	Who?
i see. gold for ideas. you know mr. chang, there's something so simple and naive about all of this that i suspect there has been a shrewd, guiding intelligence somewhere. whose idea was it? how did it all start?	That, my dear Conway, is the story of a remarkable man.
buy and - sell? no, no, pardon me, exchange .	I see. Gold for ideas. You know Mr. Chang, there's something so simple and naive about all of this that I suspect there has been a shrewd, guiding intelligence somewhere. Whose idea was it? How did it all start?
buy and sell?	Buy and - sell? No, no, pardon me, exchange .
our valley is very rich in a metal called gold, which fortunately for us is valued very highly in the outside world. so we merely . . .	buy and sell?
that would suit me perfectly. i'm always broke. how did you pay for them?	Our Valley is very rich in a metal called gold, which fortunately for us is valued very highly in the outside world. So we merely . . .
of course we have no money as you know it. we do not buy or sell or seek personal fortunes because, well, because there is no uncertain future here for which to accumulate it.	That would suit me perfectly. I'm always broke. How did you pay for them?
centuries! where did you get the money to pay for all those treasures?	Of course we have no money as you know it. We do not buy or sell or seek personal fortunes because, well, because there is no uncertain future here for which to accumulate it.
centuries.	Centuries! Where did you get the money to pay for all those treasures?
well, it must have taken	Centuries.
they were.	Well, it must have taken
but mr. chang, all these things - books, instruments, sculpture - do you mean to say they were all brought in over those mountains by porters?	They were.
that's very convenient. i think i'd like that.	You'd be surprised, my dear Conway, how a little courtesy all around helps to smooth out the most complicated problems.
well, in that event, it would be good manners on the part of the other man to let him have her.	That's very convenient. I think I'd like that.
suppose somebody wanted her so badly that he didn't give a hang if it was good manners or not?	Well, in that event, it would be good manners on the part of the other man to let him have her.
only very rarely. you see, it would not be considered good manners to take a woman that another man wanted.	Suppose somebody wanted her so badly that he didn't give a hang if it was good manners or not?
you have no disputes over women?	Only very rarely. You see, it would not be considered good manners to take a woman that another man wanted.
why, we have no crime here. what makes a criminal?  lack, usually. avariciousness, envy, the desire to possess something owned by another. there can be no crime where there is a sufficiency of everything.	You have no disputes over women?
how do you deal with incorrigibles? criminals?	Why, we have no crime here. What makes a criminal?  Lack, usually. Avariciousness, envy, the desire to possess something owned by another. There can be no crime where there is a sufficiency of everything.
oh, good heavens, no!	How do you deal with incorrigibles? Criminals?
how about law and order? you have no soldiers or police?	Oh, good heavens, no!
we find, in the valley, it makes for better happiness among the natives. we rule with moderate strictness and in return we are satisfied with moderate obedience. as a result, our people are moderately honest and moderately chaste and somewhat more than moderately happy.	How about law and order? You have no soldiers or police?
that's intelligent.	We find, in the Valley, it makes for better happiness among the natives. We rule with moderate strictness and in return we are satisfied with moderate obedience. As a result, our people are moderately honest and moderately chaste and somewhat more than moderately happy.
to put it simply, i should say that our general belief was in moderation. we preach the virtue of avoiding excesses of every kind, even including  the excess of virtue itself.	That's intelligent.
we follow many.	To put it simply, I should say that our general belief was in moderation. We preach the virtue of avoiding excesses of every kind, even including  the excess of virtue itself.
by the way, what religion do you follow here?	We follow many.
you know, that's the fourth time you've said that today. you should have a record made of it.	Shall we go inside? I should so like to show you some of our rare treasures.
there are some things, my dear conway, i deeply regret i may not discuss.	You know, that's the fourth time you've said that today. You should have a record made of it.
for a man who talks a great deal, it's amazing how unenlightening you can be.	There are some things, my dear Conway, I deeply regret I may not discuss.
in time you will meet them all.	For a man who talks a great deal, it's amazing how unenlightening you can be.
who, for instance?	In time you will meet them all.
oh, yes.	Who, for instance?
so there are others?	Oh, yes.
goodness, no!	So there are others?
who and what is shangri-la? you?	Goodness, no!
it's three thousand feet, practically straight down to the floor of the valley. the valley of the blue moon, as we call it. there are over two thousand people in the valley besides those here in shangri-la.	Who and what is Shangri-La? You?
and the wine - excellent.	I'm glad you like it. It's made right here in the valley.
you will need suitable clothes for the journey. it is not particularly far, but quite difficult.	Thank you.
where is your mad pilot?	He must have had a heart attack, or perhaps the fumes. When the plane landed he was dead.
how do you do?	You've no idea, sir, how unexpected and very welcome you are. My friends and I - and the lady in the plane - left Baskul night before last for Shanghai, but we suddenly found ourselves traveling in the opposite direction
and mine's conway.	How do you do?
you shouldn't be looking at the bottom of the mountain. why don't you try looking up at the top sometimes?	Don't preach that cheap, second- hand stuff to me!  Go on, beat it. Beat it!
sure, you can help me! you can help me jump over that cliff! i've been looking and looking at the bottom of that mountain, but i haven't got the nerve to jump!	You shouldn't be looking at the bottom of the mountain. Why don't you try looking up at the top sometimes?
please let me help you.	Sure, you can help me! You can help me jump over that cliff! I've been looking and looking at the bottom of that mountain, but I haven't got the nerve to jump!
no doctors?  that's fine. that's just fine.	Please let me help you.
i'm sorry, but we have no doctors here.	No doctors?  That's fine. That's just fine.
i don't need any advice from you! get me a doctor!	I'm sorry, but we have no doctors here.
please calm yourself. you'll soon be well if you do.	I don't need any advice from you! Get me a doctor!
you get out of here! if any of you men think you can come busting in here-	Please calm yourself. You'll soon be well if you do.
i've offered you some warm broth. i thought perhaps-	You get out of here! If any of you men think you can come busting in here-
what do you want?	I've offered you some warm broth. I thought perhaps-
oh, thank you. thank you!	Thank you.
then it's done.	Oh, thank you. Thank you!
oh, immediately.	Then it's done.
i'm sure you were. when would you like to start?	Oh, immediately.
isn't it? isn't it! you know i was a professor for twenty years? - and a very good one.	I'm sure you were. When would you like to start?
splendid!	Isn't it? Isn't it! You know I was a professor for twenty years? - and a very good one.
well, mr. chang, i thought, with your permission of course, and while i'm waiting for these porters, i would like to organize classes for those children in the valley and teach them something practical and something useful. geology.	Splendid!
now, what would you like to do?	Well, Mr. Chang, I thought, with your permission of course, and while I'm waiting for these porters, I would like to organize classes for those children in the valley and teach them something practical and something useful. Geology.
"ungrateful fool . . . !"  those were my very words to myself last night. "here are these people in shangri-la doing everything in their power to make our stay comfortable and happy and i haven't done one single thing to show my appreciation."	Now, what would you like to do?
why, no.	"Ungrateful fool . . . !"  Those were my very words to myself last night. "Here are these people in Shangri-La doing everything in their power to make our stay comfortable and happy and I haven't done one single thing to show my appreciation."
simply preposterous. do you know what i did last night? last night, mr. chang, i held a sort of a self- inventory. i said to myself last night, mr. chang, i said, "lovey"  mr. lovett! "mr. lovett," i said, "you are an ungrateful fool . . . "	Why, no.
oh, i'm so glad.	Simply preposterous. Do you know what I did last night? Last night, Mr. Chang, I held a sort of a self- inventory. I said to myself last night, Mr. Chang, I said, "Lovey"  Mr. Lovett! "Mr. Lovett," I said, "you are an ungrateful fool . . . "
i don't mean it in that sense. i only give credit where credit is due.  er, mr. chang, i'm very anxious to have you realize that i never for a moment believed that ridiculous kidnapping story.	Oh, I'm so glad.
you've very kind mr. lovett.	I don't mean it in that sense. I only give credit where credit is due.  Er, Mr. Chang, I'm very anxious to have you realize that I never for a moment believed that ridiculous kidnapping story.
you may not know it, mr. chang, but right here you have utopia.[15]	You've very kind Mr. Lovett.
yes.	You may not know it, Mr. Chang, but right here you have Utopia.[15]
amazing, mr. chang. this place is amazing! and that marble quarry in the valley is simply magnificent. oh, i've looked around. i've seen everything. your woodworkers and your cloth-weavers - they all seem so very, very happy.	Yes.
you know, it's very, very strange, but when you saw me in the corridor, i was actually on my way to you. i bring the most amazing news.  the high lama wishes to see you, mr. conway.	The High Lama! Who in blazes is he?!
what exactly do you mean by "almost any time now"?	Well, we've been expecting this particular shipment for the past two years.
no porters here!!	No.
i'm afraid that wouldn't help. you see, we have no porters here.	No porters here!!
of course, the porters will be very well paid - that is, within reason.	I'm afraid that wouldn't help. You see, we have no porters here.
now, my dear boy. you shouldn't	You've been lying to us ever since we got here! Apparently it's worked with some people. Perhaps it's because they lack the courage to do anything about it. But not me, Chang. You're up against the wrong man. I'll get out of here, if I have to blow this fantastic place into the valley! I'll get outporters or no porters!
a fine trick! smart, aren't you? what a pack of lies you told us about those porters! of course the minute they arrive, we can make arrangements to leave. if they take us. but you knew very well you'd tell them not to!	Now, my dear boy. You shouldn't
the high lama is the only one from whom any information can come.	Don't believe him, Bob. He's just trying to get out.
how can we get in touch with them?	In that respect, you are exceedingly fortunate. We are expecting a shipment from them almost any time now
oh, yes. there is a tribe of porters some five hundred miles from here. that is our only contact with the outside world. every now and again, depending upon favorable weather of course, they make the journey.	How can we get in touch with them?
as far away as i ever want to be.	Oh, dear.
are you so certain you are away from it?	As far away as I ever want to be.
in that event, we better make arrangements to get some porters immediately. some means to get us back to civilization.	Are you so certain you are away from it?
we were just going to bury him when you came along.	Pardon me
no, i can't! i can't! you've got to let me rest! you've got to let me rest!	Hey!
are you taking me?	Yes, of course. Certainly. Come on!
you're lying, aren't you?	No, Mr. Conway, I'm not lying. What reason could I have for lying? The chances are that we'll never come out of that horrible trip alive, but I'd rather die out there in a snowstorm and be buried alive, than to stay here one more minute now.
yes.	I thought so!  He tells everyone I'm old. He wants them to stay away from me. He can't stand it when anyone comes near. He's punished me for every minute I've spent with George. If it weren't for him, I would have been out of here long ago, but he always stops me. Six months ago, I tried to escape and he locked me in a dark room. I nearly went crazy.  Look at me, Mr. Conway, do I look like an old woman? Is this the skin of an old woman? Look into my eyes and see if these are the eyes of an old woman?
old woman? chang told you that, didn't he?	Yes.
aren't you afraid to leave? you don't want to look like an old woman, do you?	Old woman? Chang told you that, didn't he?
he's dead? that's fine. you won't see me shedding any tears over him!  oh george, you must take me with you!	Aren't you afraid to leave? You don't want to look like an old woman, do you?
father perrault is dead.	He's dead? That's fine. You won't see me shedding any tears over him!  Oh George, you must take me with you!
the high lama? who pays any attention to him? the porters laugh at the high lama. all they want to know is how much gold he will give them. well, i gave them more gold. i've been stealing it for a year. i'd do anything to get out of this place. to get away from that high lama - the one who calls himself father perrault! why, he's been insane for years!	Father Perrault is dead.
i thought the porters had instructions from the high lama not to take anyone.	The High Lama? Who pays any attention to him? The porters laugh at the High Lama. All they want to know is how much gold he will give them. Well, I gave them more gold. I've been stealing it for a year. I'd do anything to get out of this place. To get away from that High Lama - the one who calls himself Father Perrault! Why, he's been insane for years!
i'll die if i have to stay here another minute! i've waited a long time for this chance to go, and you're not going to stop me now. if i have to, i'll go alone. it was i who bribed the porters. if it weren't for me, you'd never get out!	I thought the porters had instructions from the High Lama not to take anyone.
do you mean to tell me you want to leave shangri-la?	I'll die if I have to stay here another minute! I've waited a long time for this chance to go, and you're not going to stop me now. If I have to, I'll go alone. It was I who bribed the porters. If it weren't for me, you'd never get out!
it's all your fault! it was all arranged until he spoke to you! why can't you leave us alone?	Do you mean to tell me you want to leave Shangri-La?
but to be candid, father, a prolonged future doesn't excite me. it would have to have a point. i've sometimes doubted whether life itself has any. and if that is so, then long life must be even more pointless. no, i'd need a much more definite reason for going on and on.	We have reason. It is the entire meaning and purpose of Shangri-La. It came to me in a vision, long, long, ago. I saw all the nations strengthening, not in wisdom, but in the vulgar passions and the will to destroy. I saw their machine power multiply until a single weaponed man might match a whole army. I foresaw a time when man, exulting in the technique of murder, would rage so hotly over the world that every book, every treasure, would be doomed to destruction. This vision was so vivid and so moving that I determined to gather together all the things of beauty and culture that I could and preserve them here against the doom toward which the world is rushing.  Look at the world today! Is there anything more pitiful?  What madness there is, what blindness, what unintelligent leadership! A scurrying mass of bewildered humanity crashing headlong against each other, propelled by an orgy of greed and brutality. The time must come, my friend, when this orgy will spend itself, when brutality and the lust for power must perish by its own sword. Against that time is why I avoided death and am here, and why you were brought here. For when that day comes, the world must begin to look for a new life. And it is our hope that they may find it here. For here we shall be with their books and their music and a way of life based on one simple rule: Be Kind.  When that day comes, it is our hope that the brotherly love of Shangri-La will spread throughout the world.  Yes, my son, when the strong have devoured each other, the Christian ethic may at last be fulfilled, and the meek shall inherit the earth.
we need men like you here, to be sure that our community will continue to thrive. in return for which, shangri-la has much to give you. you are still, by the world's standards, a youngish man. yet in the normal course of existence, you can expect twenty or thirty years of gradually diminishing activity. here, however, in shangri- la, by our standards your life has just begun, and may go on and on.	But to be candid, Father, a prolonged future doesn't excite me. It would have to have a point. I've sometimes doubted whether life itself has any. And if that is so, then long life must be even more pointless. No, I'd need a much more definite reason for going on and on.
of course i have suspected that our being here is no accident. furthermore, i have a feeling that we're never supposed to leave. but that, for the moment, doesn't concern me greatly. i'll meet that when it comes. what particularly interests me at present is, why was i brought here? what possible use can i be to an already thriving community?	We need men like you here, to be sure that our community will continue to thrive. In return for which, Shangri-La has much to give you. You are still, by the world's standards, a youngish man. Yet in the normal course of existence, you can expect twenty or thirty years of gradually diminishing activity. Here, however, in Shangri- La, by our standards your life has just begun, and may go on and on.
yes. she has read your books and has a profound admiration for you, as have we all.	Of course I have suspected that our being here is no accident. Furthermore, I have a feeling that we're never supposed to leave. But that, for the moment, doesn't concern me greatly. I'll meet that when it comes. What particularly interests me at present is, why was I brought here? What possible use can I be to an already thriving community?
oh, the girl at the piano?	Yes. She has read your books and has a profound admiration for you, as have we all.
sondra bizet.	Oh, the girl at the piano?
that i be brought here? who had that brilliant idea?	Sondra Bizet.
that conway seemed to belong here. in fact, it was suggested that someone be sent to bring him here.	That I be brought here? Who had that brilliant idea?
you're the man chang told me about! you're the first - who - two hundred years ago  you're still alive, father perrault!	Sit down, my son.  You may not know it, but I've been an admirer of yours for a great many years.
what is it, my son?	You're the man Chang told me about! You're the first - who - two hundred years ago  you're still alive, Father Perrault!
it's astonishing - and incredible, but	What is it, my son?
personally, i've enjoyed your community very much. but my friends do not care for this mystery. they are determined to leave as soon as	It's astonishing - and incredible, but
i trust you have been comfortable at shangri-la, since your arrival.	Personally, I've enjoyed your community very much. But my friends do not care for this mystery. They are determined to leave as soon as
yes.	I trust you have been comfortable at Shangri-La, since your arrival.
are you the high lama?	Yes.
sit here, near me. i am an old man and can do no one any harm.	Are you the High Lama?
i have waited for you, my son, for a long time. i have sat in this room and seen the faces of newcomers. i have looked into their eyes and heard their voices - always in hope that i might find you . my friend, it is not an arduous task that i bequeath, for our order knows only silken bonds. to be gentle and patient, to care for the riches of the mind, to preside in wisdom, while the storm rages without.	Do you think this will come in my time?
mine?	Because, my son, I am placing in your hands the future and destiny of Shangri-La.  For I am going to die.
you must not look to me for help. your brother is no longer my problem. he is now your problem, conway.	Mine?
i knew you'd understand. that's why i came to you for help.	You must not look to me for help. Your brother is no longer my problem. He is now your problem, Conway.
yes, of course, your brother is a problem. it was to be expected.	I knew you'd understand. That's why I came to you for help.
target practice again! one of these days they're going to hit us.	As long as they keep on aiming at us, we're safe.  Come now, child.
bob, can't you get them to wait for us? they're leaving us farther behind every day.	There's nothing that would suit them better than to lose us, but we must go on.  Come on.
was saying	Can't you shut up? Must you go on babbling like an idiot?
what was that?	was saying
lucky thing for me you snapped out of it, too. you saved my life. i never could have made it alone.	What was that?
i've already asked them. they're afraid to make the trip. we'll have to send an expedition back after them.	Come on! We're wasting time!
what about the others?	I've already asked them. They're afraid to make the trip. We'll have to send an expedition back after them.
yes, everything!	What about the others?
the clothes?	Yes, everything!
yes.	The clothes?
you say the porters are waiting for us?	Yes.
she was kidnapped and brought here two years ago just as we were, bob.	I don't believe it! I can't believe it. She's lying.  You're lying. You're lying! Every word you've been saying is a lie! Come on, say it!
i don't believe it! i don't believe a word of it!	All right. I'll prove it to you! You believe everything they've told you - without proof! I'll prove my story!
so everyone is serenely happy in shangri-la? nobody would ever think of leaving?  it's all just so much rot! she's pleaded with me ever since i came here to take her away from this awful place. she's cried in my arms for hours, for fear i'd leave her behind. and what's more, she's made two trips to the plateau to bribe the porters - for me!	I don't believe it! I don't believe a word of it!
i'm not wrong. she told me so. besides, she wouldn't have to tell me. i'd know anyway.  i found out a lot of things last night.  i'm not ashamed of it either. it's probably one of the few decent things that's ever happened in this hellish place.	So everyone is serenely happy in Shangri-La? Nobody would ever think of leaving?  It's all just so much rot! She's pleaded with me ever since I came here to take her away from this awful place. She's cried in my arms for hours, for fear I'd leave her behind. And what's more, she's made two trips to the plateau to bribe the porters - for me!
you're wrong, george.	I'm not wrong. She told me so. Besides, she wouldn't have to tell me. I'd know anyway.  I found out a lot of things last night.  I'm not ashamed of it either. It's probably one of the few decent things that's ever happened in this hellish place.
this would be funny - if it wasn't so pathetic. why, she isn't a day over twenty!	You're wrong, George.
she came here in 1888!	This would be funny - if it wasn't so pathetic. Why, she isn't a day over twenty!
what do you mean - "fade away like an echo"?	She came here in 1888!
because you can't. do you know what will happen to her if she leaves shangri-la? she's a fragile thing that can only live where fragile things are loved. take her out of this valley and she'll fade away like an echo.	What do you mean - "fade away like an echo"?
why not?	Because you can't. Do you know what will happen to her if she leaves Shangri-La? She's a fragile thing that can only live where fragile things are loved. Take her out of this valley and she'll fade away like an echo.
you can't take her away from here!	Why not?
what's she got to do with it?	She's going with me.
yes, the little russian girl.	What's she got to do with it?
maria?	Yes, the little Russian girl.
oh yes. it's all set. maria made the arrangements.	Maria?
george, are you sure of the porters? about their taking care of you, i mean?	Oh yes. It's all set. Maria made the arrangements.
well, i can't think of anything more to say. goodbye, bob.	George, are you sure of the porters? About their taking care of you, I mean?
george, i may be wrong, i may be a maniac. but i believe in this, and i'm not going to lose it.  you know how much i want to help you, but this is bigger, stronger if you like than brotherly love. i'm sorry, george. i'm staying.	Well, I can't think of anything more to say. Goodbye, Bob.
i'd go mad!	George, I may be wrong, I may be a maniac. But I believe in this, and I'm not going to lose it.  You know how much I want to help you, but this is bigger, stronger if you like than brotherly love. I'm sorry, George. I'm staying.
george, you couldn't possibly stay here, could you?	I'd go mad!
besides, i - i don't feel like making that trip alone, bob.	George, you couldn't possibly stay here, could you?
oh, george . . .	Besides, I - I don't feel like making that trip alone, Bob.
look here, bob, ever since i can remember, you've looked after me. now i think you're the one that needs looking after. i'm your brother, bob. if there's something wrong with you, let me help you.	Oh, George . . .
enough! never mind the girl!  well, why don't you go?	Look here, Bob, Ever since I can remember, you've looked after me. Now I think you're the one that needs looking after. I'm your brother, Bob. If there's something wrong with you, let me help you.
it's that girl - that girl has twisted and turned	Enough! Never mind the girl!  Well, why don't you go?
i'm tired of owing you things. you're free to go. go ahead.	It's that girl - that girl has twisted and turned
you've got to talk about it. what about me? you said they stole that plane to bring you here. i didn't want to come. you owe me some responsibility.	I'm tired of owing you things. You're free to go. Go ahead.
please, george. i don't want to talk about it anymore.	You've got to talk about it. What about me? You said they stole that plane to bring you here. I didn't want to come. You owe me some responsibility.
it's no place for you, bob. think of what's waiting for you. do you want to stay here until you're half dead? until your mind starts corroding like the rest of them?	Please, George. I don't want to talk about it anymore.
then you'd better go, george. this is no place for you.	It's no place for you, Bob. Think of what's waiting for you. Do you want to stay here until you're half dead? Until your mind starts corroding like the rest of them?
what else could it mean to me? it's obviously a lot of bunk.	Then you'd better go, George. This is no place for you.
is that all my story meant to you?	What else could it mean to me? It's obviously a lot of bunk.
i knew there was a reason i hated this place. i'd give half my life to fly over it with a load of bombs just for what they've done to you. how do you know the things they told you are true? did they show you any proof? all this talk about the lamas being hundreds of years old. how do you know? did you see their birth certificates?  i can't believe it, bob. a bunch of decrepit old men sit around and dream about reforming the world. and you, bob conway - two-feet-on- the-ground conway - want to join them. it's horrible.	Is that all my story meant to you?
i don't need any proof.	I knew there was a reason I hated this place. I'd give half my life to fly over it with a load of bombs just for what they've done to you. How do you know the things they told you are true? Did they show you any proof? All this talk about the Lamas being hundreds of years old. How do you know? Did you see their birth certificates?  I can't believe it, Bob. A bunch of decrepit old men sit around and dream about reforming the world. And you, Bob Conway - two-feet-on- the-ground Conway - want to join them. It's horrible.
i think you've been hypnotized by a lot of loose-brained fanatics. why, i wouldn't believe it if i heard it in an english monastery. why should i swallow it here in tibet?  how do you know the things they told you are true? did they show you any proof?	I don't need any proof.
so you think it's all nonsense, huh?	I think you've been hypnotized by a lot of loose-brained fanatics. Why, I wouldn't believe it if I heard it in an English monastery. Why should I swallow it here in Tibet?  How do you know the things they told you are true? Did they show you any proof?
what else can i think after a tale like that?  good heavens, bob, things like that don't happen today. we're living in the twentieth century.	So you think it's all nonsense, huh?
so you think i'm mad?	What else can I think after a tale like that?  Good heavens, Bob, things like that don't happen today. We're living in the twentieth century.
well, i - i really don't know what to say. except that you must be completely mad.	So you think I'm mad?
i don't know what you're talking about. you're carrying around a secret that seems to be eating you up. if you'll only tell me about it.	I will, George. I want to tell you. I'll burst with it if I don't. It's weird and fantastical and sometimes unbelievable, but so beautiful!  Well, as you know, we were kidnapped and brought here . . .
something grand and beautiful, george. something i've been searching for all my life. the answer to the confusion and bewilderment of a lifetime. i've found it, george, and i can't leave it. you mustn't either.	I don't know what you're talking about. You're carrying around a secret that seems to be eating you up. If you'll only tell me about it.
stay here?!  what's the matter with you, bob? you've been acting strangely ever since we came here.  i've never seen you like this. why can't we leave? what's stopping us?	Something grand and beautiful, George. Something I've been searching for all my life. The answer to the confusion and bewilderment of a lifetime. I've found it, George, and I can't leave it. You mustn't either.
you mustn't. you've got to stay here now.	Stay here?!  What's the matter with you, Bob? You've been acting strangely ever since we came here.  I've never seen you like this. Why can't we leave? What's stopping us?
why not? what's going to stop me?	You mustn't. You've got to stay here now.
you can't leave, george.	Why not? What's going to stop me?
i said we're getting out of here. back to civilization. i made a deal with the porters. they brought in a load of books or something, and they're leaving tomorrow at dawn. they're waiting for us five miles outside the valley. come on, get your things together. where's your top coat?	You can't leave, George.
george - you're behaving like a child. you haven't opened your mouth in two weeks.	I don't see that there's anything to say.
for heaven's sake, bob, what's the matter with you? you went out there for the purpose of	George. George - do you mind? I'm sorry, but I can't talk about it tonight.
didn't you find out anything about the porters?	Why - I'm sorry - but I
porters?	Didn't you find out anything about the porters?
what about the porters?	Porters?
let me up! let me up!	All right. Sorry, George.
george, come back!	Chang! Chang! Chang!
let me go, bob!	George, come back!
george, what do you think you're doing?	Let me go, Bob!
i'm afraid the porters are just a myth.  i guess we never will know why we're here, or how long we're going to be held prisoners.	Shhh!
well, we haven't been murdered in our beds yet, george, have we?	I'm afraid the porters are just a myth.  I guess we never will know why we're here, or how long we're going to be held prisoners.
good heavens, bob, we've been here two weeks and we haven't found out a thing.	Well, we haven't been murdered in our beds yet, George, have we?
porters?	Good heavens, Bob, we've been here two weeks and we haven't found out a thing.
nothing about the porters yet?	Porters?
well - i heard that if you want a man's wife, she's yours, if he's got any manners.	Nothing about the porters yet?
there must be some connection between the plane and this place. they must have deliberately brought us here. why, bob? what reason could they have for doing a thing like that?	That's what's on the other side of the hill.
uh-huh.	There must be some connection between the plane and this place. They must have deliberately brought us here. Why, Bob? What reason could they have for doing a thing like that?
chang's first question was about the pilot.	Uh-huh.
george, i've been putting things together. do you notice the resemblance between those natives and the pilot? and why did those clothes materialize so conveniently when they met us at the plane? chang himself just said that they never venture beyond that point. what brought them there? unless it was to meet us?	Chang's first question was about the pilot.
what's on your mind, bob? you talk as though we're going to have trouble getting out of here.	George, I've been putting things together. Do you notice the resemblance between those natives and the pilot? And why did those clothes materialize so conveniently when they met us at the plane? Chang himself just said that they never venture beyond that point. What brought them there? Unless it was to meet us?
well - i mean	What's on your mind, Bob? You talk as though we're going to have trouble getting out of here.
that's what you said.	Well - I mean
did i say "if"?	That's what you said.
what do you mean if we should get out?	Did I say "if"?
of course you would. if ever we get out of this place, the thing for you to do is to take that job with helen's father.	What do you mean if we should get out?
what could there be except just another hill? in any event, i'm not curious. at the moment, it seems to me we should be concerned about getting home. i'd give anything to be in london right now.	Of course you would. If ever we get out of this place, the thing for you to do is to take that job with Helen's father.
don't you ever want to see what's on the other side of the hill?	What could there be except just another hill? In any event, I'm not curious. At the moment, it seems to me we should be concerned about getting home. I'd give anything to be in London right now.
you're a strange bird. no wonder gainsford calls you the man who always wanted to see what was on the other side of the hill.	Don't you ever want to see what's on the other side of the hill?
i don't know.	You're a strange bird. No wonder Gainsford calls you the man who always wanted to see what was on the other side of the hill.
what are you talking about?	I don't know.
something happened to me, when we arrived here, george, that - well - did you ever go to a totally strange place, and feel certain that you've been there before?	What are you talking about?
you talk as though you intend on staying.	Something happened to me, when we arrived here, George, that - well - did you ever go to a totally strange place, and feel certain that you've been there before?
oh, i'm feeling far too peaceful to be concerned about anything.  i think i'm going to like it here.	You talk as though you intend on staying.
it's far from over, from what i can see. this place gives me the creeps, hidden away like this - no contact with civilization. bob, you don't seem concerned at all.	Oh, I'm feeling far too peaceful to be concerned about anything.  I think I'm going to like it here.
we've had plenty of it the last few days.	It's far from over, from what I can see. This place gives me the creeps, hidden away like this - no contact with civilization. Bob, you don't seem concerned at all.
thanks.  i suppose all this comes under the heading of adventure.	We've had plenty of it the last few days.
hello, george.  cigarette?	Thanks.  I suppose all this comes under the heading of adventure.
what's it mean?	It means we're in unexplored country - country nobody ever reached.
that's where we were this morning. he had it marked. right on the border of tibet. here's where civilization ends. we must be a thousand miles beyond it - just a blank on the map.	What's it mean?
yes.	That's where we were this morning. He had it marked. Right on the border of Tibet. Here's where civilization ends. We must be a thousand miles beyond it - just a blank on the map.
see that spot?	Yes.
what is it?	See that spot?
he's dead.	Dead?
what is it? has he fainted?	It looks like it.  Smell those fumes?
oh george, come on.	It's not knowing that's so awful, Bob. Not knowing where you're going, or why, or what's waiting when you get there.
what are these people?	I don't know. I can't get the dialect.
george, what are you going to do?	I'm going to drag him out and force him to tell us what his game is.
oh, stop it!	The bloke up there looks a Chinese, or a Mongolian, or something.
do try to sleep, bob.	Huh? Oh, sure, Freshie. Good thing, sleep.
don't worry, george. nothing's going to happen. i'll fall right into line. i'll be the good little boy that everybody wants me to be. i'll be the best little foreign secretary we ever had, just because i haven't the nerve to be anything else.	Do try to sleep, Bob.
you'd better try to get some sleep, bob.	Just you wait until I'm Foreign Secretary. Can't you just see me, Freshie, with all those other shrewd, little Foreign Secretaries?  You see, the trick is to see who can out-talk the other. Everybody wants something for nothing, and if you can't get it with smooth talk, you send an army in. I'm going to fool them, Freshie. I'm not going to have an army. I'm going to disband mine. I'm going to sink my battleships - I'm going to destroy every piece of warcraft. Then when the enemy approaches we'll say, "Come in, gentlemen - what can we do for you?"  So then the poor enemy soldiers will stop and think. And what will they think, Freshie? They'll think to themselves - "Something's wrong here. We've been duped. This is not according to form. These people seem to be quite friendly, and why should we shoot them?" Then they'll lay down their arms. You see how simple the whole thing is? Centuries of tradition kicked right in the pants  and I'll be slapped straight into the nearest insane asylum.
hurray for us. did you say that we left ten thousand natives down there to be annihilated? no, you wouldn't say that. they don't count.	You'd better try to get some sleep, Bob.
yes.	Hurray for us. Did you say that we left ten thousand natives down there to be annihilated? No, you wouldn't say that. They don't count.
did you say we saved ninety white people?	Yes.
yes, bob.	Did you say we saved ninety white people?
hello, freshie. did you make that report out yet?	Yes, Bob.
how i'm going to bask in reflected glory!  people are going to point to me and say, "there goes george conway - brother of the foreign secretary."	Don't talk nonsense. Give me the bottle.
hurray!	How I'm going to bask in reflected glory!  People are going to point to me and say, "There goes George Conway - brother of the Foreign Secretary."
just this once, bob. i feel like celebrating. just think of it, bob - a cruiser sent to shanghai just to take you back to england. you know what it means.  here you are. don't bother about those cables now. i want you to drink with me.  gentlemen, i give you robert conway - england's new foreign secretary.	Hurray!
you?	Just this once, Bob. I feel like celebrating. Just think of it, Bob - a cruiser sent to Shanghai just to take you back to England. You know what it means.  Here you are. Don't bother about those cables now. I want you to drink with me.  Gentlemen, I give you Robert Conway - England's new Foreign Secretary.
just what i needed too.	You?
the next time you're in wild country like this, keep in touch with the british consul.	Aha - very good, Freshie.[3] Very good. You'd better put his name on the list and make out a report later.
bob, these are all that are left.	Come on! Quick! This way.
all right, go ahead!  we go on to the next plane. bring out any people that are left.	Right, Bob.
come on! we'll burn the hangar. that will make light for them!	All right, go ahead!  We go on to the next plane. Bring out any people that are left.
the power house - they've blown it up! the planes can't land without lights.	Come on! We'll burn the hangar. That will make light for them!
yes.	Hello? Colonel?
and be sure that none of the natives get in.	Yes.
yes.	And be sure that none of the natives get in.
colonel, wait a minute, they may be here now!  say george, get down on that field and guide those planes in when they get here.	Yes.
bob! i think i hear motors!	Colonel, wait a minute, they may be here now!  Say George, get down on that field and guide those planes in when they get here.
at the mercy of a mad pilot.	We'd be eternally grateful if you
huh? i give it up. but this not knowing where you're going is exciting anyway.	Well, Mr. Conway, for a man who is supposed to be a leader, your do- nothing attitude is very disappointing.
imagine having all that fuel there, waiting for us!  george, something tells me our journey is just beginning.	Where are we going? Huh?
why, you - you look here - he may dash us to pieces!	It might afford you a great deal of relief.  Now gentlemen, I'm going back to sleep. Oh, and I was having such a peaceful dream.  As soon as he lands, let me know.
what do you suggest?	Why, you - you Look here - he may dash us to pieces!
you mean to tell me you're not going to do anything until we land?	What do you suggest?
i don't know. he must have had some purpose in taking the plane away from fenner.  when he lands, we'll find out.	You mean to tell me you're not going to do anything until we land?
in for what?	I don't know. He must have had some purpose in taking the plane away from Fenner.  When he lands, we'll find out.
i guess we're in for it.	In for what?
we'll smash his face in. that's what we'll do.	Brilliant!  Can anyone here fly a plane?
what if he refuses?	We'll smash his face in. That's what we'll do.
good.	What if he refuses?
that fellow got on at baskul.	What's he doing? Where's he taking us? He may be a maniac for all we know.
of course. we never left the air. i know - i didn't sleep the whole night long.	That fellow got on at Baskul.
no. that's not possible! if we had landed, we all would have been awakened.	Of course. We never left the air. I know - I didn't sleep the whole night long.
hiding? oh, no. hunting - i was in the interior - hunting fossils. this morning i looked up suddenly	I know - and a war broke out right over your head.
where were you hiding?	Hiding? Oh, no. Hunting - I was in the interior - hunting fossils. This morning I looked up suddenly
i'm alexander p. lovett, sir.	Why aren't you registered through our office?
where did you come from?	I'm Alexander P. Lovett, sir.
i've thought about it for years.  i knew you'd come. and i knew if you did - you'd never leave.  am i forgiven for sending for you?	Forgiven.  You know, when we were on that plane, I was fascinated by the way its shadow followed it. That silly shadow racing along over mountains and valleys, covering ten times the distance of the plane. It was always there to greet us with outstretched arms when we landed. And I've been thinking that somehow you're that plane, and I'm that silly shadow. That all my life I've been rushing up and down hills, leaping rivers, crashing over obstacles, never dreaming that one day that beautiful thing in flight would land on this earth and into my arms.
i'd love it!	Why?
would you like to wring my little neck?	I'd love it!
because mother read it in a book somewhere, and if mother's little darling doesn't take her fingers out of the salad bowl this instant, mother's going to wring her little neck.	Would you like to wring my little neck?
why, mother?	Because mother read it in a book somewhere, and if mother's little darling doesn't take her fingers out of the salad bowl this instant, mother's going to wring her little neck.
it's the most annoying word in the english language. did you ever hear a child torture his parent with it?  mother's little darling musn't stick her fingers in the salad bowl. why? because it isn't lady- like to do that. why? because that's what forks are made for, darling.	Why, mother?
i was just going to.	It's the most annoying word in the English language. Did you ever hear a child torture his parent with it?  Mother's little darling musn't stick her fingers in the salad bowl. Why? Because it isn't lady- like to do that. Why? Because that's what forks are made for, darling.
you know, if you keep on asking that, we're not going to get anywhere. and don't ask me why.	I was just going to.
why?	You know, if you keep on asking that, we're not going to get anywhere. And don't ask me why.
well, everybody naturally wants to make a place for himself, accumulate a nest egg, and so on.	Why?
struggling, why?	Well, everybody naturally wants to make a place for himself, accumulate a nest egg, and so on.
oh, the usual reasons. a world full of people struggling for existence.	Struggling, why?
why?	Oh, the usual reasons. A world full of people struggling for existence.
it's not so bad, really. some phases are a little sordid, of course. that's only to be expected.	Why?
goodness, no. from what you tell me about it, it certainly doesn't sound very attractive.	It's not so bad, really. Some phases are a little sordid, of course. That's only to be expected.
you know, sometimes i think that it's the other that's the dream. the outside world. have you never wanted to go there?	Goodness, no. From what you tell me about it, it certainly doesn't sound very attractive.
you see, it's not a dream.	You know, sometimes I think that it's the other that's the dream. The outside world. Have you never wanted to go there?
ouch!	You see, it's not a dream.
when the plane lands at shangri-la and wakes us all up.	Ouch!
bump?	When the plane lands at Shangri-La and wakes us all up.
beautiful! i'm waiting for the bump.	Bump?
i'm sure of it. just as i'm sure there's a wish for shangri-la in everyone's heart. i have never seen the outside world. but i understand there are millions and millions of people who are supposed to be mean and greedy. yet i just know that secretly they are all hoping to find a garden spot where there is peace and security, where there's beauty and comfort, where they wouldn't have to be mean and greedy. oh, i just wish the whole world might come to this valley.	Then it wouldn't be a garden spot for long.
i wonder.	I'm sure of it. Just as I'm sure there's a wish for Shangri-La in everyone's heart. I have never seen the outside world. But I understand there are millions and millions of people who are supposed to be mean and greedy. Yet I just know that secretly they are all hoping to find a garden spot where there is peace and security, where there's beauty and comfort, where they wouldn't have to be mean and greedy. Oh, I just wish the whole world might come to this valley.
perhaps because you've always been a part of shangri-la without knowing it.	I wonder.
i can't quite explain it, but everything is somehow familiar. the very air that i breathe. the lamasery, with its feet rooted in the good earth of this fertile valley, while its head explores the eternal. all the beautiful things i see, these cherry blossoms, you - all somehow familiar.  i've been kidnapped and brought here against my will. a crime, a great crime, yet i accept it amiably, with the same warm amiability one tolerates only from a very dear and close friend. why? can you tell me why?	Perhaps because you've always been a part of Shangri-La without knowing it.
i'm so glad.	I can't quite explain it, but everything is somehow familiar. The very air that I breathe. The Lamasery, with its feet rooted in the good earth of this fertile valley, while its head explores the eternal. All the beautiful things I see, these cherry blossoms, you - all somehow familiar.  I've been kidnapped and brought here against my will. A crime, a great crime, yet I accept it amiably, with the same warm amiability one tolerates only from a very dear and close friend. Why? Can you tell me why?
on the contrary, you're not strange. and that in itself is confusing. i have the same idea about shangri- la. the sense that i've been here before, that i belong here.	I'm so glad.
i'm sorry. i thought i was to be the light. but why do i confuse you? am i so strange?	On the contrary, you're not strange. And that in itself is confusing. I have the same idea about Shangri- La. The sense that I've been here before, that I belong here.
all of it. father perrault and his magnificent history. this place, hidden away from the rest of the world, with its glorious concepts, and now you come along and confuse me entirely.	I'm sorry. I thought I was to be the light. But why do I confuse you? Am I so strange?
what is?	All of it. Father Perrault and his magnificent history. This place, hidden away from the rest of the world, with its glorious concepts, and now you come along and confuse me entirely.
i'm thirty.	Oh, you're going to make life very simple.
father perrault. of course i can't quite get used to this age thing.	I'm thirty.
yes, i know.	Father Perrault. Of course I can't quite get used to this age thing.
father perrault! i envy you. i talked to him last night.	Yes, I know.
well, i was almost born here. it took place in that wild country beyond the pass. my father and mother were in a party of explorers who got lost and wandered around for a year. when chang found us, only father and i were alive. but he was too weak to climb the pass. he died on the way. i was brought up here by father perrault himself.	Father Perrault! I envy you. I talked to him last night.
thank you.	Well, I was almost born here. It took place in that wild country beyond the pass. My father and mother were in a party of explorers who got lost and wandered around for a year. When Chang found us, only Father and I were alive. But he was too weak to climb the pass. He died on the way. I was brought up here by Father Perrault himself.
i'll help you. to begin with, you'd like to know what i'm doing here. whether i was born here.	Thank you.
there are so many questions i'd like to ask you, i hardly know where to begin.	I'll help you. To begin with, you'd like to know what I'm doing here. Whether I was born here.
don't worry about the pigeons. from now on, you can put flutes on my tail and bells on my feet!	There are so many questions I'd like to ask you, I hardly know where to begin.
i really only brought you here to show you my pigeons!	Don't worry about the pigeons. From now on, you can put flutes on my tail and bells on my feet!
you're absolutely right. and i had to come all the way to a pigeon house in shangri-la to find the only other person in the world who knew it. may i congratulate you?	I really only brought you here to show you my pigeons!
yes.	You're absolutely right. And I had to come all the way to a pigeon house in Shangri-La to find the only other person in the world who knew it. May I congratulate you?
a little boy whistling in the dark!? do you realize that there is a british cruiser waiting at shanghai, smoke pouring out of its funnels, tugging at its moorings, waiting to take mr. conway back to london? do you know that at this minute there are headlines shrieking all over the world the news that conway is missing? does that look like a man whose life is empty?	Yes.
as a matter of fact, all i saw was a little boy whistling in the dark.	A little boy whistling in the dark!? Do you realize that there is a British cruiser waiting at Shanghai, smoke pouring out of its funnels, tugging at its moorings, waiting to take Mr. Conway back to London? Do you know that at this minute there are headlines shrieking all over the world the news that Conway is missing? Does that look like a man whose life is empty?
oh, i know. it was full of this and full of that. but you were accomplishing nothing. you were going nowhere, and you knew it.	As a matter of fact, all I saw was a little boy whistling in the dark.
a man whose life was empty!	Oh, I know. It was full of this and full of that. But you were accomplishing nothing. You were going nowhere, and you knew it.
i saw a man whose life was empty.	A man whose life was empty!
oh, you've read my books. you do more things! what have my books got to do with it?	I saw a man whose life was empty.
that was easy. i read your books.	Oh, you've read my books. You do more things! What have my books got to do with it?
you suggested my being brought here, didn't you? what gave you the idea i'd fit in?	That was easy. I read your books.
yes. hold this pigeon.	You suggested my being brought here, didn't you? What gave you the idea I'd fit in?
was this your idea?	Yes. Hold this pigeon.
you know, each time i see you, i hear that music. what is it?	Oh, you mean my pigeons.
hope you'll forgive me for	You know, each time I see you, I hear that music. What is it?
my name's sondra.	hope you'll forgive me for
oh, please. i hope you're not going to run away this time.	My name's Sondra.
you'll wait till you rot!	Yes.  Barney!
well - no - i think i'd better wait. yes, yes. i will. i'll wait.	You'll wait till you rot!
i don't care what you've got started. do you want to go?	Well - no - I think I'd better wait. Yes, yes. I will. I'll wait.
oh, my dear boy, i'm sorry. that's impossible. why, i have my classes all started.	I don't care what you've got started. Do you want to go?
home. away from here. i've got porters to take us back.	Oh, my dear boy, I'm sorry. That's impossible. Why, I have my classes all started.
go? where?	Home. Away from here. I've got porters to take us back.
how about you? do you want to go?	Go? Where?
that's what i mean - mysterious. mr. conway, i don't like that man. he's too vague.	We didn't get much information out of him, did we Bob?
now that dinner is over, if you'll excuse us, we're very anxious to discuss ways and means of getting back home.	The first thing we want to do is to cable the Foreign Office. All of England is waiting to hear about my brother. There's a cruiser at Shanghai ready to take him back.
why, he's speaking english.	English!
what is it?	Mountain grass. It's good, too. Here, have some. I've read of people lasting thirty days on this stuff.
what do you want him to do?	I don't know. I'm a paleontologist, not a Foreign Secretary.
be quiet! fenner's the best pilot in china. he knows what he's doing.	It's Fenner.
i tell you, we're going west, and shanghai is east of here!	Be quiet! Fenner's the best pilot in China. He knows what he's doing.
couldn't you arrange to make a little less noise?	I tell you, we're going west, and Shanghai is east of here!
it would serve you right if you were left behind.	How could I know that a war was going to break out right over my head!  Right over my head. Oh, my word! I tell you, those Chinese were pouncing on me from every direction. I had to get into these ridiculous clothes in order to escape.
thank you.	You'll tell me some of the things I want to know, won't you?  You'll tell me who runs this place. And why we were kidnapped. And what they're going to do with us!
all right, i'll be there.	Thank you.
please say you will. the days are so very long and lonely without you.  please . . .	All right, I'll be there.
perhaps.	Please say you will. The days are so very long and lonely without you.  Please . . .
i'll make some for you!  you will come today?	Perhaps.
i'm sorry.  i haven't even got any cigarettes left!	I'll make some for you!  You will come today?
you promised to come for tea yesterday. i waited for so long.	I'm sorry.  I haven't even got any cigarettes left!
excuse me	Please don't go.
and if i say yes?	Lose your name and identity, work endless hours an behalf people who don't know you exist, and abandon any hope that you might one day feel even the slightest bit sure of your place in the universe.
it's easy.  you work your way up the secret service, one day stand with the president, meet the most important people on the planet, fulfill your dreams, live happily ever after.	And if I say yes?
once i thought the biggest thing i'll ever do was guard the president.	Oh, you'll still, be guarding him.
no. just peace on earth.	I gotta be honest about something.
and goodwill toward man?	No. just peace on Earth.
we have one motto: peace on earth.	And Goodwill Toward Man?
i guess i lost:	You got smeared.
kids' game a couple galaxies over.	I guess I lost:
what the hell...	Kids' game a couple galaxies over.
...touch that.	What the hell...
so... this door.  it's... not an exit...  ?	It's not even a fucking door.
it means i know you think you got a beat on things.  but trust me, you don't.  you don't even have an inkling of a hint of a clue as to what's really going on in the world.    and if you want to find out even a little, you'll shut up and come with me. and if you don't, fine.  go with them. cause i'm not interested in breaking in another little hot-shot only to have him wig or die on me just when i'm starting to count on him.  so forgive me if you don't exactly hear me ringing little bells and whistling welcome aboard, but this isn't the love boat.  and i'm not captain fucking stubing.  now i'm sorry.  but this has been one long, bad day.	So... this door.  It's... not an exit...  ?
yes.  that's true.  actually, at this point, i just want a job.  wait. what do you mean... yet?	It means I know you think you got a beat on things.  But trust me, you don't.  You don't even have an inkling of a hint of a clue as to what's really going on in the world.    And if you want to find out even a little, you'll shut up and come with me. And if you don't, fine.  Go with them. Cause I'm not interested in breaking in another little hot-shot only to have him wig or die on me just when I'm starting to count on him.  So forgive me if you don't exactly hear me ringing little bells and whistling welcome aboard, but this isn't the Love Boat.  And I'm not Captain Fucking Stubing.  Now I'm sorry.  But this has been one long, bad day.
of course not, cause his head is that thing way on the other side of the road, cause, if you looked at it, the entire sidewalk full of stuff was actually one guy and--	Cowan-- will you shut your god damed mouth?
cowan--	of course not, cause his head is that thing way on the other side of the road, cause, if you looked at it, the entire sidewalk full of stuff was actually ONE GUY and--
wait.  uh-- sir.  please.  anyway.  hook-head-guy.  i'm thinking "how can he think with a hook for a head?" answer: that's not his head. then i think--	Cowan--
cowan--	Wait.  Uh-- sir.  Please.  Anyway.  Hook-head-guy.  I'm thinking "how can he think with a hook for a head?" Answer: that's not his head. Then I think--
sir, before you boot me, i just want to explain.  i mean, okay, you got a goat-guy with a hook for a head...	Cowan--
well, i dunno.  i mean, when you looked at all the other options... it just seemed sorta obvious.	Obvious?  Why don't you and I have a little talk about the obvious... outside.
the hell were you thinking?	Well, I dunno.  I mean, when you looked at all the other options... it just seemed sorta obvious.
uh... yes.  apparently i did, air.	The hell were you thinking?
you shot an eight year old girl.	Uh... yes.  Apparently I did, air.
i'm not talking about that.  i'm talking about your choice of targets.	You shot an eight year old girl.
hesitated, sir.	I'm not talking about that.  I'm talking about your choice of targets.
the hell happened?	Hesitated, sir.
it'll make sense later?	No. But You'll get used to it.    Welcome to the Men in Black.
his physics are a little different than ours.  don't worry	It'll make sense later?
so... wait.  you just asked... but he goes so fast, he actually brought what you asked for before you asked for it.	His physics are a little different than ours.  Don't worry
sorta literally gets ahead of himself.	Hang on. -- And this is the good part; when you're fully ordained, he'll come when you call him, too.  Dave.
hell of an assistant, isn't he?  damn guy moves so fast, he actually gets there before you even ask for him.	Sorta literally gets ahead of himself.
everybody, listen up: we've had a tremendous amount of movement lately. be aware.  be safe.  have a good day.  oh, uh... cowan?	Yes, air? -- OOOMPH.
from now on, you'll respond only to the name "jay." you'll dress in appropriate attire specially sanctioned by the ins special services. you're not to stand out in any way.  understand?	Yes, sir.
only the damn guy won't know it.	What happens if I say no?
no-- it makes sense.  cause i gotta tell ya, when i was in third grade they told me i was crazy cause i swore that our teacher was from, like, venus or something.	Mrs. Edelson?
you think we're nuts.	No-- it makes sense.  Cause I gotta tell ya, when I was in third grade they told me I was crazy cause I swore that our teacher was from, like, Venus or something.
sir.  i thought those records were sealed.	We're the government, Cowan.
for instance...  it says here you lost your parents at 15, and, since then...	Sir.  I thought those records were sealed.
well... you know, when you say "normal," what, exactly...	For instance...  It says here you lost your parents at 15, and, since then...
what's so funny, cadet cowan?	I... I don't know, air.  This guy. Mr. "Best of the best of the best... " I don't know.  It's just still find it a little...  humorous.  I'm sorry.  Sir.
they don't?	They don't.  Now, son.  If you get the job, you're going to be working with some very particular people who like to do things in some very particular ways.  Here's a little piece of advice:    Don't use this so much.
your supervisors have no idea why you're here.	They don't?
... think that maybe my supervisors referred me here because of certain issues which i assure you i have spent a good deal of time working very hard to correct--	Your supervisors have no idea why you're here.
you do?	Yes, air.  But I'm usually wrong. Sir.
all the time, sir.	You do?
cowan.  do you ever think that maybe, just maybe, other people might be right and you might be wrong?	All the time, sir.
actually, sir--	Cowan.  Do you ever think that maybe, just maybe, other people might be right and you might be wrong?
look. i don't know why.  i could guess, however.  maybe it's your attitude.  or that you're not even close to a team player.  or that you always seen to think you know more than your supervisors.	Actually, sir--
then where did it-- ? sir.  forgive me, but it makes no sense. worked my ass off to grad--	Look. I don't know why.  I could guess, however.  Maybe it's your attitude.  Or that you're not even close to a team player.  Or that you always seen to think you know more than your supervisors.
well this didn't.	Then where did it-- ? Sir.  Forgive me, but it makes no sense. worked my ass off to grad--
bull... loney- sir.  i'm sorry.  sir, i'm sorry. sir.  i just, i find it hard to believe that it didn't come from you.  i mean, everything here comes from you.	Well this didn't.
actually, it didn't come from me.	Bull... loney- Sir.  I'm sorry.  Sir, I'm sorry. Sir.  I just, I find it hard to believe that it didn't come from you.  I mean, everything here comes from you.
further... what are you talking about, air?  that makes no sense-- i hold three cadet class records--	Actually, it didn't come from me.
sorry, cowan, i found out literally just before the ceremony.' apparently you're to report for further review.	Further... what are you talking about, air?  That makes no sense-- I hold three cadet class records--
dee.  god damn it.  i told you to go home.	Kay...
dee, you've been useful for 50 years.  we're clueless, you're tired. why don't you go home and get some rest.	Home?  You gotta be kidding me.    Black?
'hell, i may as well do something useful.	Dee, you've been useful for 50 years.  We're clueless, you're tired. Why don't you go home and get some rest.
helluva night, isn't it?	Yup.  Sure is.
listen-- do me a favor-- don't mention the 140 thing--	Don't worry about it.
grab the coffee, will ya?  i told zed i'd give him a buzz.	Listen-- do me a favor-- don't mention the 140 thing--
oh yeah?  the hell you weren't. little pither just out of school...	Grab the coffee, will ya?  I told Zed I'd give him a buzz.
i wasn't scared...	Oh yeah?  The hell you weren't. Little pither just out of school...
kay, listen, i dunno what got into--	Don't worry about it.  It's been a long night.  Speaking of which-- you owe me a cup of coffee, remember?
kay, i'm sorry...	Don't worry about it.  Four-Eyes'll run a track on him.  We'll get that son of a... whatever the hell he's the son of.
little more burn on the perimeter-they weren't roasting smores here. dig out this hole a little.  cmon, i know it's late, but the sooner we get it right, the sooner we'll all be home.	Kay, I'm sorry...
oh. shit. it's in the car--	What?  I thought you just--
mikey.  hold it, mikey-- i want you to talk to me.  mikey.  i'm telling you.. don't make me... mikey   gimme the 140.	Oh. Shit. it's in the car--
i'd go with number three.	Three, huh?  Really? Cause a cup of coffee says we're talking about... number... four?  Huh?  No?
which do you have your money on, dee?	I'd go with number three.
what?	You heard me.  You two, especially.
underground gas vein.  next time, be more careful when you shoot off your guns.	What?
why?  what are you gonna do?	Actually that's a very good question.  The answer-- if You'll Just look at this Part-- is here.
this is a neurelyser. it was a gift from some friends from out of town. i need you to look at it.  this red eye here isolates and measures the nature of the electronic impulses currently in your brain.  more specifically, the ones -for memory, which it will then block.   i said i need you to look right here.	Why?  What are you gonna do?
sir, you can't just--	DON'T "SIR" ME-- YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH.
pasen al-furgon v larguense de aqui! take the van and go.	Sir, you can't just--
sir--	Pasen al-furgon v larguense de aqui! Take the van and go.
vayanse. you others, go on.	Sir--
what?  who the hell are you?	INS, Washington.  Special services.
we'll take it from here.	What?  Who the hell are you?
i haven't been training a partner -- i've been training a replacement.	Oh no, I can't do this job by myself.
kay, you're scaring your partner.	I haven't been training a partner -- I've been training a replacement.
not her. me.    they're beautiful, aren't they? the stars. i never just look anymore and they're beautiful.	Kay, you're scaring your partner.
who's she gonna tell, anyway? she only hangs out with dead people.	Not her. Me.    They're beautiful, aren't they? The stars. I never just look anymore and they're beautiful.
you coulda told me what you were doing.	There wasn't time, sport!
and i almost got digested. it goes with the job.	You coulda told me what you were doing.
after i got the shit beat out of me!	And I almost got digested. It goes with the job.
getting eaten!? that was your plan!?	After I got the shit beat out of me!
you were saying?	Getting eaten!? That was your plan!?
do it!  shoot him!	Kay!?
in case i need it?	In case I need it.
actually, it is a shotgun.  hold onto it--	in case I need it?
wow... this one's cool.  and it looks just like a shotgun.	Actually, it is a shotgun.  Hold onto it--
right.  oh, and here.	Wow... this one's cool.  And it looks just like a shotgun.
do his job.	Right.  Oh, and here.
i'm going to try and cut him off at the hotel.  you guys get to the memorial.   keep this stuff hidden.  the last thing we need is some over-zealous secret service twirp to...	Do his job.
would you call this a code 100?	I'd double it and add 20.
it's marble.	All of it?
we saw it in the office.  it went from this big...    to big...   in a day.	Well, if the bugs have hatched, and they're not here... then where are they?
for how long?	We saw it in the office.  It went from this big...    to big...   in a day.
maybe they didn't get here.  maybe they've been here.	For how long?
since how long?	Since as long as we've been keeping records...
what are you doing?	Everything left the planet, right? Except one thing.    That little insect-- the one we found in Sudbury.  Did it leave when everything else left?
cause i've been doing this thirty years and if i don't know when something doesn't feel right by now--	That's my point.  For thirty years you've been looking through things and under things and behind things. Well what I'm saying is maybe this is a time where you should look right at things.  He said our enemy in already here.  Well maybe it is.  Maybe our enemy is, literally, already here.
i know you don't trust him.  you don't trust anybody--	Cause I've been doing this thirty years and if I don't know when something doesn't feel right by now--
i know what you're saying.  and i'm telling you i don't trust him--	I know you don't trust him.  You don't trust anybody--
kay.  all i'm saying--	I know what you're saying.  And I'm telling you I don't trust him--
great.  fine.  listen, why don't we call the pentagon, maybe they'll take you back with the new age well wishers.  i'll stay here and go extinct with the dinosaurs.	Kay.  All I'm saying--
well... if you think about it, then it would mean that maybe everything he's saying is true.	Great.  Fine.  Listen, why don't we call the pentagon, maybe they'll take you back with the new age well wishers.  I'll stay here and go extinct with the dinosaurs.
how does that help me?	Well... if you think about it, then it would mean that maybe everything he's saying is true.
yes.  well, in his own mind, yeah.  what if, from his point of view, he is?	How does that help me?
he's here to help!?	Yes.  Well, in his own mind, yeah.  What if, from his point of view, he is?
kay--	Hang on.  There's gotta be something on this guy.    Did you contact the Alliance?  Do they have anything?
what if he's telling the truth?	You know something?  I actually never think of that.  I gotta get some coffee.
oh, yeah?  fill us in, why don't you.	What if he's telling the truth?
"perhaps we shoulld take a lesson from our dinosaurs..."	I dunno, man.  Maybe we should.
where's it coming?  where's he landing?	The Pentagon.
jesus christ...	We're rising.
get back in the car!	Jesus Christ...
jesus...	Get back in the car!
ernie goose?  cynthia?	That's the Loch Ness Monster.  And... Kay-- that's... 444-Eyes?
you think that's what's-happening?	I think that's what's happening...
no. the aliens organized, all of them, and tried a coup. they made it seem like a radio show afterwards.	You think that's what's-happening?
the radio show?	No. The aliens organized, all of them, and tried a coup. They made it seem like a radio show afterwards.
i don't want to rattle you, but dee was here for the war of the worlds.	The radio show?
what's going on, kay?	I don't want to rattle you, but Dee was here for the War of the Worlds.
looks like a train ticket.	Where to?
what?	Looks like a train ticket.
and what's this ... ?	What?
why did mikey leave nazca?	And what's this ... ?
i dunno. why did that family need all their luggage for a dinner?.	Why did Mikey leave Nazca?
jeebs is eager to have me deport him. but would rather kill himself than go downtown. why?	I dunno. Why did that family need all their luggage for a dinner?.
gee.  you really think?	Jeebs is eager to have me deport him. But would rather kill himself than go downtown. Why?
something's wrong here.	Gee.  You really think?
there's gotta be a hundred pawn shops in downtown philadelphia.  i take it there's a reason we're going to this one.	There's a god damn good reason.
he's a slimy little slithering scumwad is what he is.	There's gotta be a hundred pawn shops in downtown Philadelphia.  I take it there's a reason we're going to this one.
then wouldn't we also know if he's here?	Hold it.
a signazoid's eleven thousand pounds. i think we'd know if held left.	Then wouldn't we also know if he's here?
now what?	History's proven that where there's a nitrogenizer, there's a 12-legged signazoid.  They use it to make our food digestible for their systems.
or someone has a nitrogenizer.	A what?
i guess it's simple, huh?  they're either gone... or dead.	Or someone has a nitrogenizer.
well, mr. intuition... when the neighbors report screaming and we hear nothing but silence, what does that lead you to believe?	I guess it's simple, huh?  They're either gone... or dead.
what's this?	It's an Edna named after Zed's ex wife.  All you do is at the target. The scope matches the image with the image on your retina. The barrel will find the target on its own.
i dunno.  maybe it was baby supplies, kay starts the car, starts to pull a u-turn.	Let's check am out.
if it was just a meal, why did they have so much luggage?	I dunno.  Maybe it was baby supplies, Kay starts the car, starts to pull a U-turn.
uh... you mean... a family of sixeyed, red-faced space creatures travelling to new mexico to have dinner with their cousins, the invertebrates?  seemed pretty god damned ordinary to me.	If it was just a meal, why did they have so much luggage?
something seem unusual to you about that?	Uh... you mean... a family of sixeyed, red-faced space creatures travelling to New Mexico to have dinner with their cousins, the invertebrates?  Seemed pretty god damned ordinary to me.
what?	Something seem unusual to you about that?
kay, um... how, uh, fast does this thing actually go ... ?	Let's see... that was second gear..Kay shifts into THIRD.  Jay winces.
um-- kay?	Kay, um... how, uh, fast does this thing actually go ... ?
you don't know me at all.	Um-- Kay?
why?  well, it wouldn't hurt you to have a little more fun.  i know i don't know you all that well, but--	You don't know me at all.
why?	Why?  Well, it wouldn't hurt you to have a little more fun.  I know I don't know you all that well, but--
well, one thing's for sure.  you could certainly lighten up.	Why?
ha ha.  no, really.	It was a long time ago.-
i taught kindergarten.	Ha ha.  No, really.
what'd you do before this, anyway? wait-- let me guess. ice sculpture? rock?	I taught kindergarten.
you don't know the half of it.	What'd you do before this, anyway? Wait-- let me guess. Ice sculpture? Rock?
i think you're too used to it.  if you ask me, you've been doing this job too long.	You don't know the half of it.
if you don't have anyone to tell, you won't tell anyone.  believe me, you get used to it.	I think you're too used to it.  If you ask me, you've been doing this job too long.
i know, i know.  i read the manual. no attachments.  we work alone. blah. blah.	If you don't have anyone to tell, you won't tell anyone.  Believe me, you get used to it.
just so i understand... you're "thing" is... acting like an idiot?  or is it actually being an idiot?  besides--	I know, I know.  I read the manual. No attachments.  We work alone. Blah. blah.
hey, i was workin' her.  i was workin' my thing.	Just so I understand... you're "thing" is... acting like an idiot?  Or is it actually being an idiot?  Besides--
such a shame, too.  cause you made such a good impression the first time.	Hey, I was workin' her.  I was workin' my thing.
i know, that's usually the only time i actually have a shot.  and what if i wanted to see her again?  i'd have to completely re-introduce myself.	Such a shame, too.  Cause you made such a good impression the first time.
she didn't even know you. .	I know, that's usually the only time I actually have a shot.  And what if I wanted to see her again?  I'd have to completely re-introduce myself.
i'm just saying it was cold.  i think she kind of liked me.	She didn't even know you. .
keep her out of here while i check it out.	I'm, uh... real curious about your met up here. I see you have the, uh, double-office-type thing going here..
i think she's the alien.  in any case, she's clearly spent my too much time alone in this room.	Keep her out of here while I check it out.
i know, but we're on a college campus...	This is a college?  I'm sorry, I thought it was a carnival.
it's the way we do it.  the way we've always done it.	I know, but we're on a college campus...
i tell you, if we really wanted to bland in, that'd what we'd be wearing.  i think it'd be a good look for you, too.  i'll even help you choose a tattoo.	It's the way we do it.  The way we've always done it.
so what's the problem?	Well, first of all... I gotta think we could still blend in pretty nice in a Ferrari Testerrosa.  I mean, there is a lot of `em on the street these days, and... uh...
so... lemme get this straight.  we got the use of all sorts of technology from all sorts of other planets.  we got information no one else in the world is privy to.  and we're in a 1986 ford ltd about to go look at an insect?	So what's the problem?
right.	But not a BUG bug-- it's an insect.
it's a bug.	Right.
the point is to not call attention to ourselves.	I understand.  Hey, it works for the Hasids, right?  No one recognizes them.
oh. right.  i guess that's kind of cool, too, in it's own way.  course, this isn't really black; it's kind of a dull, dirty, tarry sort of noncolor, isn't it?	The point is to not call attention to ourselves.
we wear black.	Oh. Right.  I guess that's kind of cool, too, in it's own way.  Course, this isn't really black; it's kind of a dull, dirty, tarry sort of noncolor, isn't it?
well, how about if i guess, then? black: vast space.  deep. spiritual. the essence of infinity.	We wear black.
i put word out-- you know how long it takes to get the signals across.	Kay.  Seriously.  What if he actually means what he says?
sure.	Me, too.  I feel a long day coming on.
yeah.  his dream and our worst nightmare.	You know, there's something we never really thought of...
or what's no horrible down here that everyone's trying to avoid it?	Why does it feel like the only thing scarier than having a bunch of aliens on the planet... is having then leave the planet?
i'm just wondering what's so great out there that everyone's trying to get to it?	Or what's no horrible down here that everyone's trying to avoid It?
yeah ... ?	Well I'm going to give them something to be afraid of.
they respond to fear, right?	Yeah ... ?
what are you doing?	They respond to fear, right?
what if you have the foggiest clue as to where the queen is?	Are you sure you don't?
the only thing i could think of would be... you'd have to get rid of the queen.	What if you have the foggiest clue as to where the queen is?
okay.  if you've got a bug problem-a big one.  and they're swarming and there's no way to shoot them all individually... how do you get rid of them?	The only thing I could think of would be... you'd have to get rid of the queen.
is it my eyes... or is that thing a little...	Out of focus?
what the hell does that mean?	Actually... I don't know.
what do we do?    lean into it.	What the hell does that mean?
what do we do?	What do we do?    Lean into it.
it would've had to have been recently-- within a few weeks.	So... how did they get here?
when?	It would've had to have been recently-- within a few weeks.
but it's definitely a nest, isn't it?	Man, hey-- maybe you are an entopologist after all.
it's the most amazing insect nest i've ever seen.  and i'll tell you one thing, it sure as hell ain't the andean mollatoosa.	But it's definitely a nest, isn't it?
what is it?	It's the most amazing insect nest I've ever seen.  And I'll tell you one thing, it sure as hell ain't the Andean Mollatoosa.
i swear to god, that was not here two days ago...	What is it?
why not?	Well, first of all, it's entomologist.
i don't think so.   i mean, him, he could be a scientist, maybe.  but you...  exterminator, i'd understand.  but entopolgist?  no way.	Why not?
i guess you could say we're entopologists of a sort.	I don't think so.   I mean, him, he could be a scientist, maybe.  But you...  Exterminator, I'd understand.  But entopolgist?  No way.
it's hard to find.  it's an old civil war cemetery.  nobody ever goes there.  so... what is it you say you do?	I guess you could say we're entopologists of a sort.
once-- just once-- i thought i'd made the discovery of a lifetime...	Actually, you may have.
exactly.  i very much enjoy that.	Do have any idea what I just said?
with exclusionary frecto-inhibitors?	Exactly.  I very much enjoy that.
right, right-- i like that stuff.	With exclusionary frecto-inhibitors?
oh, yeah, well, you know.  i'm a big fan.  i've read all your work.	Yeah, right.  Even I can barely read all my work.
so... how'd you hear about this?	Oh, yeah, well, you know.  I'm a big fan.  I've read all your work.
or when someone has a hideous birthmark and all you do is stare.  i really like that.  let the other girls have the guys like you. chiseled jaw, perfect nose, quirky dimples.  i find you all so boring.	I'd prefer if you were just a little more blunt.
actually, they disgust me.  but that's what i love about them.  like a car wrack, you know, how you shouldn't look, but you always pull over and watch real close, or even pretend you're a reporter so you can get even closer and take pictures?	Or when someone has a hideous birthmark and all you do is stare.  I really like that.  Let the other girls have the guys like you. Chiseled jaw, perfect nose, quirky dimples.  I find you all so boring.
so, i guess you could say you're really into insects...	Actually, they disgust me.  But that's what I love about them.  Like a car wrack, you know, how you shouldn't look, but you always pull over and watch real close, or even pretend you're a reporter so you can get even closer and take pictures?
let's go, jeebs.  downtown.	You're not taking me in!
yes.  yes, that's eminently fair of you.	And I'm bringing you in and locking you up until you tell me--
and i'm arranging deportation papers.	Yes.  Yes, that's eminently fair of you.
i understand.  i understand, thank you. --how about a transmographic dexahydrochlorophallomixaloosalyser?	And I'm arranging deportation papers.
your licence is revoked. permanently.	I understand.  I understand, thank you. --How about a transmographic dexahydrochlorophallomixaloosalyser?
you figured what?	I figured it didn't matter.  It's my last day of business.   I was wrong.  I'm sorry.  Hey, look what I got for you-- a free-floating plasma pad? --One of the good ones, too, with zoids.
the kid looked desperate.  i figured...	You figured what?
no.	Maybe you need a closer look.
what a coincidence, cause i was just thinking about you, too, jack.  recognize this?	No.
goodwill...	Most entirely.  Earth has been overrun with an infestation of a species which, in order for the planet to survive, must be exterminated.
not bad.  briliiant, actually.  you come unarmed, and alone.  cause your army's been growing underground for what? 100 years? 150?	Give or take.  It was right around your civil war, I think, when I was here last.  We were waiting till your planet was warm enough.
come on now.  people are smart.	No-- a Person is smart.  People are dumb.    And the more people you put together, the dumber they get.  And you know that.
why don't you ask the mosebacke?     brazil. until 44 years ago they ate with their hands, lived in huts, and didn't even know the rest of the world existed. 44 years ago a well intentioned missionary gave them a fork.  today, they don't exist.	Come on now.  People are smart.
how could it not?	Why don't you ask the Mosebacke?     Brazil. Until 44 years ago they ate with their hands, lived in huts, and didn't even know the rest of the world existed. 44 years ago a well intentioned missionary gave them a fork.  Today, they don't exist.
pardon me.  i hate to break up this lovely little group hug, but we people aren't ready for what we have.  how is this going to help?	How could it not?
it's... coming.	What are you talking about, it's coming?  What's coming?
try seven.  from unauthorized mobilization to appearing unconcealed before a resident.  you wanna tell me what's going on?  huh?	It's... coming.
i dunno. one?	Try seven.  From unauthorized mobilization to appearing unconcealed before a resident.  You wanna tell me what's going on?  Huh?
oh yeah?  well if you're suddenly such a good samaritan, why didn't you file a departure report, like you're supposed to?  you know how many rules you've just broken?	I dunno. One?
yeah, wall, you know, i was just going there... to pick then up.	Oh yeah?  Well if you're suddenly such a good samaritan, why didn't you file a departure report, like you're supposed to?  You know how many rules you've just broken?
i don't believe you, mikey.  and you know why i don't believe you? cause last time you said that you and your pals left eight dozen empty beer cans on the other side of the moon.	Yeah, wall, you know, I was just going there... to pick then up.
er. well, nowhere special.	I don't believe you, Mikey.  And you know why I don't believe you? Cause last time you said that you and your pals left eight dozen empty beer cans on the other side of the moon.
nowhere, huh? odd you'd get all dressed up like that just to be going nowhere.	Er. well, nowhere special.
nowhere.	Nowhere, huh? odd you'd get all dressed up like that just to be going nowhere.
how'd you know that?  kay?	Cause I think we're looking at it.
wouldn't happen to be the lincoln memorial, would it?	How'd you know that?  Kay?
actually, yeah--	Wouldn't happen to be the Lincoln Memorial, would it?
did he say where?	Actually, yeah--
noon exactly.	Did he say where?
did our friend announce when he's making his speech?	Noon exactly.
yeah, kay?	Did our friend announce when he's making his speech?
i know what this is.    zed, you in?	Yeah, Kay?
nothing at all?  now?  last month? anything in the last few years?	Nope.  Nothing at all.
nothing.	Nothing at all?  Now?  Last month? Anything in the last few years?
... recent landings within a hundred mile radius of sudbury, virginia?	Nothing.
we've got about eight or nine prospects i want you look--	Yeah, I'll talk to you.
so... now what?  cattle call again?	We've got about eight or nine prospects I want you look--
i just wanted to scare em.  so i go in to buy a starter's pistol-- you know, the kind they use at track meets that shoot blanks-- and this guy, he said if i really wanted to mess with with them, he had just the thing...	This guy.  Where was he?
tell us the truth.  you don't just find these things, at least not in this neighborhood.	I promised I wouldn't tell.
found it.	Tell us the truth.  You don't just find these things, at least not in this neighborhood.
i don't think it's a tradeoff you really want to make.  now give it to me-- i can reverse the effects if you give it to me now.	I wanna make a deal.
will it lower the curve?	I don't think it's a tradeoff you really want to make.  Now give it to me-- I can reverse the effects if you give it to me now.
in about 10 seconds they're gonna start losing brain cells at the rate of about a million a minute.	Will it lower the curve?
what if i don't?	In about 10 seconds they're gonna start losing brain cells at the rate of about a million a minute.
they're not even gonna be your enemie-a if you don't give that to me really soon.	What if I don't?
they're not my pals--	They're not even gonna be your enemie-a if you don't give that to me really soon.
listen to me. you're holding something very very dangerous. you've just iced 350 of your pals--	They're not my pals--
really nice wheels, by the way.	Wait-- listen--
which way?	Seriously.  I'm not going any further until you tell who you are.
we need to talk to you about the alien.	The what?
hmnn... wall, it's funny, cause usually i'm not all that attracted to stupid guys, but--	But, unfortunately, you're even less attracted to guys you've never seen before.
we're with the immigration and naturalization service, intergalactic bureau.  we monitor all-alien activity in and around earth and its enveloping atmosphere.	Come again?
i mean, i dunno.  i've seen insects with really great camoflauge ability.  but never like this.	May I have a look?
this it?	Yeah.  Nov I know it looks normal, but watch this.
we're from scientific american.  we read about your discovery.  we'd like to take a look.	Scientific American?  Really?
how'd you know?	Just a guess.  But I think found a nest.
and get this: you know how humans evolved from primates?  well guess what the dominant life form on planet evolved from?	Don't tell me.  Insects.
i got a planet check on that bug.  it's from way the hell out in the third belt. it's organic, formed in the same blast that made our solar system.	And get this: you know how humans evolved from primates?  Well guess what the dominant life form on planet evolved from?
yeah?  what's up?	I got a planet check on that bug.  It's from way the hell out in the third belt. it's organic, formed in the same blast that made our solar system.
actually, i don't know...	Oh shit!
did it leave?	Actually, I don't know...
well, it wasn't in the jar...	Did it leave?
where's he making his big speech?	They haven't announced it yet.  All I know is we're in motion for the most watched media event in history.
as far as i can tell, the guy's what he says he is - alone, and unarmed.  all he wants is five minutes to introduce himself to the public.	Where's he making his big speech?
they went right to the president.	They went to the President? Directly? THEY WENT OVER OUR HEADS?
and they're buying it?	They went right to the President.
i'm getting a trajectory...	What do we have?  Are we showing anything?
they're gone.	Dee?  What are you doing here?
hard to tell.  i hope not.	Keep an eye on things there.  We'll see what we can find out at Ernie Goosels.
jesus, everyone's moving.  could be an assembly.  does it look aggressive?	Hard to tell.  I hope not.
even that little bug you found in sudbury seems to have taken off.	Jesus, everyone's moving.  Could be an assembly.  Does it look aggressive?
elle's up in portland-- three of her charges left visibly at a trailblazers game.  shots got a lot to mop up.  tee says his shanghai quadrasectionals haven't been around since morning.	Even that little bug you found in Sudbury seems to have taken off.
what about the other agents?  ella? tee?	Elle's up in Portland-- three of her charges left visibly at a Trailblazers game.  Shots got a lot to mop up.  Tee says his Shanghai quadrasectionals haven't been around since morning.
he's gone, too.	What about the other agents?  Ella? Tee?
i need you in philadelphia.  i got a code 90, in a-high school.	What the hell is going on?
highway 119, just west of smith. why?	I need you in Philadelphia.  I got a code 90, in a-high school.
kay?  what's your 20?	Highway 119, just west of Smith. Why?
jupiter, actually. well, one of the moons.	So whattya say, kid?  You in or out?
how's dee?	Fine.  Good.
and i assume you're bringing this to us because we're the most powerful country on the planet...	That and, well... I want my friends to see me on CNN.    Okay, I will admit it: ours is an illegal hookup.  We'll gladly pay when you can get your trucks out to install it.
a good question.  and a simple answer.  no more hunger.  no more smog. no more overpopulation.  no more war.	And I assume you're bringing this to us because we're the most powerful country on the planet...
if i may, sir... what exactly are you offering?	A good question.  And a simple answer.  No more hunger.  No more smog. No more overpopulation.  No more war.
why, you might ask?  because you're ready.  because you've finally gone as far as you can go without it.	If I may, sir... what exactly are you offering?
that's why you have doors, mr. president.  keys, however, are to lock the doors.  and locks, as you know, are to keep people out.  why? fear.  you humans are afraid.  so you set up boundaries.  borders. your car.  your home.  your country.  all the while your true enemy could very well be considered already here among you.  well i am here to let that enemy go.  because there's a border you didn't even know existed.  it's the border to the universe.  and unlike your other borders, you humans didn't set this border up to keep other planets from you.  it was set up by others, to keep you away from them.  until now.  because i have been sent here to open the door.  to present you, so to speak, with the key to the universe.	Why, you might ask?  Because you're ready.  Because you've finally gone as far as you can go without it.
well, uh... so we can got into things, i guess.	That's why you have doors, Mr. President.  Keys, however, are to lock the doors.  And locks, as you know, are to keep people out.  Why? Fear.  You humans are afraid.  So you set up boundaries.  Borders. Your car.  Your home.  Your country.  All the while your true enemy could very well be considered already here among you.  Well I am here to let that enemy go.  Because there's a border you didn't even know existed.  It's the border to the Universe.  And unlike your other borders, you humans didn't set this border up to keep other planets from you.  It was set up by others, to keep you away from them.  Until now.  Because I have been sent here to open the door.  To present you, so to speak, with the key to the universe.
now, what are we looking at?  keys.  look at them all.  why do we have them?  mr. president?	Well, uh... so we can got into things, I guess.
what --	RUN!
i'm sorry, john, but you have to run again.	What --
she's not alive, but she didn't die.	Oh, Jesus...
she's still alive?	She's not alive, but she didn't die.
she grew up.	She's still alive?
she died?	She grew up.
the drowning woman.  anne... but it was too late.  her little girl was already gone.	She died?
who wanted her little girl back?	The drowning woman.  Anne... But it was too late.  Her little girl was already gone.
can't you see?  she just wanted her little girl back.	Who wanted her little girl back?
agatha, you're never going back there.	I am going back.  I see myself there.
i always wondered what the world would be like.  but now that i've seen it, i don't need to see any more.  it's all right.  once i'm in the tank, i won't remember any of this.	Agatha, you're never going back there.
you want to spend the rest of your life in the temple?	I always wondered what the world would be like.  But now that I've seen it, I don't need to see any more.  It's all right.  Once I'm in the tank, I won't remember any of this.
the other two will die without me.	You want to spend the rest of your life in the temple?
why?	The other two will die without me.
i have to go back.	Why?
someplace safe.	I have to go back.
where are we going?	Someplace safe.
i can't leave.  you said so yourself, there is no minority report.  i don't have an alternative future.	But you still have a choice.  The others never had a chance to see their future.  You did.
please, i want to go back...	I can't leave.  You said so yourself, there is no Minority Report.  I don't have an alternative future.
anderton --	You were right.  I'm not being set up.
every day for the last six years i've thought about only two things. the first was what my son would look like if he were alive today. if i would even recognize him if i saw him on the street.  the second was what i would do to the man who took him.	Anderton --
oh, god...	What is it?
please --	I have to find out what happened to my life.  Agatha.  I'm not going to kill the man.  I don't even know him.
i can't.  i have to know.	Please --
he's here.	Anderton, leave.
agatha...	Wait.
he won't.	Agatha...
he'll turn around.	He won't.
no.  follow him.	He'll turn around.
forget that guy --	Do it.  Right here.  On the ground.
drop some money.	Forget that guy --
can you see the balloon man?	What?
agatha --	Can you see the balloon man?
take it.	Agatha...
they're inside.	Who?
what?	They're inside.
what?	Is it now?
is it now?	What?
i'm sorry, but i need your help. you contain information.  i need to know how to get it.  can you just tell me who leo crow is?  can you tell me if --	Is it now?
wally!	Can you see?
john?  what is it?	How did I not see this?  Agatha, who killed you mother?  Who killed Anne Lively?
i'm so sorry... i just want him back... i want him back so bad...	I know... I do, too...
about who?	Anne Lively...
because i found out about her...	About who?
think, john.  why would they set you up?	Because I found out about her...
somewhere.	Think, John.  Why would they set you up?
found?  where?	Somewhere.
just some guy... they found.	Found?  Where?
then who was he?	Just some guy... they found.
-- but he didn't.	Then who was he?
i'm setting up a timer.  when it goes off tomorrow, take off your bandages and get the hell out of here.  but not before then, or you'll --	-- go blind.  I know.
the nano... what?	Organic microbots that reconstruct the nerves and blood vessels. It'll feel like fleas chewing on your eyeballs.  But whatever you do, don't scratch.
i know you're in a hurry, so i juiced up the nano-reconstruction around your new eyes.	The nano... what?
i can't even stand up --	I know you're in a hurry, so I juiced up the nano-reconstruction around your new eyes.
it goes from the bathroom to the kitchen.	I can't even stand up --
here --	It goes from the bathroom to the kitchen.
how do i find the --	Here --
there's food in the refrigerator. make sure you drink a lot of water.	How do I find the --
so uh, if you were a plastic surgeon before...	How can I do what I do now?  Let's just say I spent a lot of time in the prison library.
you set your patients on fire!	And put them out.  Some not as quickly as others, but let's change the subject, shall we?  The future is much more interesting than the past.  Don't you think?
they were performance pieces.	You set your patients on fire!
you made those tapes...	They were performance pieces.
yes, you did.	You made those tapes...
i put you away --	Yes, you did.
from where?  d.c.?	Baltimore.  Eastside.  Solomon P. Eddie M.D.  I was a plastic surgeon.
oh, yes.	From where?  D.C.?
we know each other?	Oh, yes.
you don't remember me, do you?	We know each other?
tell you what, since you and i go way back, i'll give you my old pal discount.  how's that sound?	You don't remember me, do you?
it's all i could safely move.	Tell you what, since you and I go way back, I'll give you my Old Pal discount.  How's that sound?
that's not much.	It's all I could safely move.
because my mother gave them to me. what do you care?  they're no good to you on the secondary market anyway.	Whatever you say, John.
why?	Because my mother gave them to me. What do you care?  They're no good to you on the secondary market anyway.
i know that, but i wanna keep the old ones.	Why?
and replace them with new ones.	I know that, but I wanna keep the old ones.
yeah --	And replace them with new ones.
anesthesia.  try to relax, john.  i'm saying i'll have to remove your eyes.  completely.	Yeah --
right.  i know --	Anesthesia.  Try to relax, John.  I'm saying I'll have to remove your eyes.  Completely.
you do understand i can't just give you new irises.  the scanners will read the scar tissue.  alarms will go off.  large men with guns will appear...	Right.  I know --
that's comforting.	You do understand I can't just give you new irises.  The scanners will read the scar tissue.  Alarms will go off.  Large men with guns will appear...
don't worry.  i could cut open your chest, sew a dead cat in there and you'd never get an infection.  not with the spectrum of antibios i'll be shooting into you.	That's comforting.
lara --	It's actually kind of a rush.  They say you get visions; that your life flashes before your eyes.  That all your dreams come true.
you're part of my flock now, john. welcome.	Lara --
looks like she was a neuroin addict like john doe here, but i show an address history that includes the beaton clinic.	So she cleaned up.  Where is she now?
just tell me about the intended victim.  this anne lively...	Looks like she was a neuroin addict like John Doe here, but I show an address history that includes the Beaton Clinic.
hey, you wanna know where the word came from, "glitch?"	Just tell me about the intended victim.  This Anne Lively...
no... we have the two previsions from the twins right here, but...  ... i can't pull up any data from the female.  probably just a glitch.	Hey, you wanna know where the word came from, "glitch?"
try again.	No... we have the two previsions from the twins right here, but...  ... I can't pull up any data from the female.  Probably just a glitch.
huh, we don't seem to have her data.	Try again.
why's he still a john doe?  why wasn't he ever id's from an eyescan?	On account of those are not his eyes.  He had 'em swapped out to fool the scanners.
... graveyard shift.	Not to mention, "Saved by the bell".
hence the expression...	... Graveyard shift.
you the only sentry?	I work graveyard, swing and day all by my lonesome.
for that, we have to go for a ride.	You the only sentry?
show me just agatha's data stream.	For that, we have to go for a ride.
that's right.  it's a combined data stream based on all three previsions.	Show me just Agatha's data stream.
this is the official composite of the three precogs?	That's right.  It's a combined data stream based on all three previsions.
that's an old one.  one of our first.	This is the official composite of the three precogs?
victim's a white female.	This about the Justice Department?  They laid on a tour for tomorrow a.m.  Told me to wear a tie.  You like this one?
kill type?	Drowning.
no, you're not in trouble.  i'm interested in a murder.	Kill type?
i don't ever see any of you precops down here, i'm not in trouble am i?	No, you're not in trouble.  I'm interested in a murder.
yes, sir.  i'm gideon.  the music relaxes the prisoners.	I don't ever see any of you precops down here, I'm not in trouble am I?
you the sentry?	Yes, sir.  I'm Gideon.  The music relaxes the prisoners.
no doubt.	Then go ahead, pull the trigger.
no doubt the precogs have already seen this.	No doubt.
people want to believe in the system.  that's the beauty of it...	Beauty?  The precogs don't even always agree with each other!
john --	I just wanted to congratulate you. You did it.  You've created a world without murder.  So what if you had to kill someone to do it.
you can't run --	Everybody runs.
i'm not getting halo'd.	You can't run --
john.  please.  listen to me --	I'm not getting halo'd.
you know i can't do that.  you can't do that...  lamar, i need you to talk to wally, see if witwer's gone inside the temple again.  then ask jad for any off hour eyedents into the analytical room --	John.  Just tell me, who's Leo Crow?
we're years from that.  john, i'm asking you: please, come in, we'll shut down the system until we get this thing figured out.	You know I can't do that.  You can't do that...  Lamar, I need you to talk to Wally, see if Witwer's gone inside the temple again.  Then ask Jad for any off hour EYEdents into the analytical room --
can you fake the cerebral output?	We're years from that.  John, I'm asking you: please, come in, we'll shut down the system until we get this thing figured out.
how could witwer have accessed the case file?	Can you fake the cerebral output?
i can't.  they're following me right now.  they'll meet me there. they'll halo me.	How could Witwer have accessed the case file?
then come to my house.  we'll talk --	I can't.  They're following me right now.  They'll meet me there. They'll halo me.
i'm out of breath!  i'm a fucking fugitive!	Then come to my house.  We'll talk --
all right, john, just take a breath, let's think about this...	I'm out of breath!  I'm a fucking fugitive!
i have no idea.  i've never heard of him.  but i'm supposed to kill him in less than thirty-six hours.	All right, John, just take a breath, let's think about this...
and who the hell is that?	I have no idea.  I've never heard of him.  But I'm supposed to kill him in less than thirty-six hours.
somebody named leo crow.	And who the hell is that?
stop.  just wait.  who's the victim?	Somebody named Leo Crow.
this is all witwer.  he's setting me up.	Stop.  Just wait.  Who's the victim?
justice already knows.  talk to me, john.  tell me what's happening?	This is all Witwer.  He's setting me up.
just so you know, i've overridden the vehicle locator.  i just wanted to talk to you before justice --	Justice already knows.  Talk to me, John.  Tell me what's happening?
we won't let them.	No?  How's an old man and a cop on the whiff ever going to stop them?
you understand, john, that the minute precrime goes national, they're going to take it away from us.	We won't let them.
i'm fine, lamar.	You understand, John, that the minute Precrime goes national, they're going to take it away from us.
what if danny witwer came to you right now and insisted on a full chem run?	I'm fine, Lamar.
in the middle of the night?	What if Danny Witwer came to you right now and insisted on a full chem run?
i go running down there.	In the middle of the night?
i hear you've been spending a lot of time in the sprawl.	I go running down there.
i'm fine.	I hear you've been spending a lot of time in the sprawl.
she's worried about you.  and, quite frankly, so am i.	I'm fine.
what?	She's worried about you.  And, quite frankly, so am I.
lara called me.	What?
he's not.  he's looking for a flaw in us, john.	Lara called me.
if he's looking for a flaw in the system --	He's not.  He's looking for a flaw in us, John.
so give him a tour.  he doesn't know enough to ask the right questions.	If he's looking for a flaw in the system --
danny witwer is scheduled for a tour of containment tomorrow --	So give him a tour.  He doesn't know enough to ask the right questions.
and you say the third prevision was, what, a little fuzzy or something?	I'm saying the third prevision wasn't there.  And that's not all. I spent a few hours down there and it turns out there's a dozen more cases with missing previsions.
i understand.  what's the other thing?	Tuck in your shirt.
you can let him look around, answer his questions, but watch him.  if there's any problems, make sure we know about it first.	I understand.  What's the other thing?
yes, sir.	You can let him look around, answer his questions, but watch him.  If there's any problems, make sure we know about it first.
i need you to do two things for me. one, watch danny witwer.	Yes, sir.
i understand.  sir.	I need you to do two things for me. One, watch Danny Witwer.
you understand that a week from now people are going to vote on whether or not what we've been doing down here has been some noble-minded enterprise or a chance to change the way this country fights crime.	I understand.  Sir.
don't apologize, john.	You understand that a week from now people are going to vote on whether or not what we've been doing down here has been some noble-minded enterprise or a chance to change the way this country fights crime.
lamar, i'm sorry.  i don't know what --	Don't apologize, John.
and this is exactly the kind of behavior that will give them an excuse to do it.	Lamar, I'm sorry.  I don't know what --
has the observer from justice shown up yet?	Hang on, Lamar --
uh-huh...	Has the observer from Justice shown up yet?
which makes this the worst possible time to show that we're only human.	Uh-huh...
the nation votes this week...	Which makes this the worst possible time to show that we're only human.
don't worry, lamar.	The nation votes this week...
tell me not to worry, john.	Don't worry, Lamar.
you don't have to do this, chief.	You don't have to chase me, Fletcher.
everybody runs.	You don't have to do this, Chief.
don't run, chief.  you know we'll catch you.  you trained us.	Everybody runs.
victims are pronounced here. killers here.  we never touch anything.	I show a cop on horseback.
the brick has been repointed, the glass is original with new glazing bars.  i show composite mouldings with dentils.  someone took care in the renovation.  let's find the architect...	Victims are pronounced here. Killers here.  We never touch anything.
what he's doing now, we call "scrubbing the image", looking for clues as to where the murder's going to happen.	The brick has been repointed, the glass is original with new glazing bars.  I show composite mouldings with dentils.  Someone took care in the renovation.  Let's find the architect...
uh, sir...	Get him some coffee and tell him to wait outside.
all i need, some twink from the fed poking around right now.  check again with the paper, they had it forwarded.  see if the neighbors know where they went, check all relations --	Uh, sir...
i wrote it down in your calendar, then left a message at your house --	All I need, some twink from the Fed poking around right now.  Check again with the paper, they had it forwarded.  See if the neighbors know where they went, check all relations --
you're kidding, that's today?	I wrote it down in your calendar, then left a message at your house --
chief, the investigator from the fed is here.	You're kidding, that's today?
seventeen minutes.	Armor up -- sick-sticks and concussion guns -- this is gonna be close.
sure, chief.  i think i'll grab one for myself while i'm at it...	Take your time.
uh, yeah, you mind getting me a piece of that cake they're eating down there?  i'm starving.	Sure, Chief.  I think I'll grab one for myself while I'm at it...
any id on the shooter yet?	Still scrubbing... looks like there's a third party, somebody wearing shades just out the window...
confirm with trig and image.	Any ID on the shooter yet?
that was easy.	Confirm with trig and image.
i show time of occurrence, friday at fifteen-zero-six hours.	That was easy.
i've got no address -- last known or otherwise -- no tax returns for the last five years.	Check NCIC, maybe he's got a record.  Then send a protection team as soon as we lock the location.
start a location run and a contact search for future victim leo crow.  and, jad, i'll need a last known sheet when you get it.	I've got no address -- last known or otherwise -- no tax returns for the last five years.
the victim's name is leo crow.	Start a location run and a contact search for future victim Leo Crow.  And, Jad, I'll need a Last Known Sheet when you get it.
nope.  somebody's thinking about this one.	Amazing there's someone within two hundred miles actually dumb enough to still do that.
red ball?	Nope.  Somebody's thinking about this one.
jad.  how come you're not out there with father witwer?	We're in motion on something.
sir?	Go back to work.  All of you.
uh-huh.  jad?	Sir?
come on, chief, you think about it, the way we work -- changing destiny and all -- we're more like clergy than cops.	Uh-huh.  Jad?
you guys are nodding your heads like you actually know what the hell he's talking about.	Come on, Chief, you think about it, the way we work -- changing destiny and all -- we're more like clergy than cops.
what?	Did Marks close the front door?!
did he close the front door?	What?
go ahead.	Did he close the front door?
yeah?  so?	Now look at him...
look at the kid.  in this one, he's on the left of the man in the suit.	Yeah?  So?
the mall?	Georgetown.
no maglev system.	The mall?
somewhere near the capital?	No maglev system.
send a dcpd blue & white out there, set up a perimeter and tell 'em we're en route.  what's our confirmed time?	From solar position, Trig & Image confirms it at approximately eight oh-four a.m.
got him in the foxhall.  4421 gainsborough.	Send a DCPD blue & white out there, set up a perimeter and tell 'em we're en route.  What's our confirmed time?
we can't grab it...	Run the subscription list...
we need confirmation on the time frame.  location still uncertain. remote witnesses are hooked in...	Case #1108, previsualized by the Precogs and recorded on holoshpere by Precrime's q-stacks.  My fellow witnesses for case #1108 are Dr. Katherine James and Chief Justice Frank Pollard.
red ball -- double homicide: one male, one female.  killer's male, white, 40's.	We need confirmation on the time frame.  Location still uncertain. Remote witnesses are hooked in...
okay, jad, what's coming?	Red Ball -- double homicide: one male, one female.  Killer's male, white, 40's.
you gonna tell on me?	Possession alone will cost you six months, not to mention your badge.
it seems i've found a flaw, john  you.	You gonna tell on me?
i'll write the paranoia off to the whiff you been doping on all night.	It seems I've found a flaw, John  You.
you set me up...	I'll write the paranoia off to the whiff you been doping on all night.
there hasn't been a murder in six years.  there's nothing wrong with the system.  it's perfect.	I agree.  The system is perfect. If there's a flaw, it's human.  It always is.  Thank you for the tour, Wally.
flaws.	There hasn't been a murder in six years.  There's nothing wrong with the system.  It's perfect.
why don't you cut the cute act, danny, and tell me exactly what it is you're looking for?	Flaws.
at least now you -- and i -- have the chance to make sure that kind of thing doesn't happen to anyone ever again.	Why don't you cut the cute act, Danny, and tell me exactly what it is you're looking for?
what does he think of your chosen line of work?	I don't know.  He was shot and killed when I was fourteen on the steps of his church in Bethesda.
sorry.  old habit.  i spent three years at fuller seminary before i became a cop.  my father was a minister.  lutheran.	What does he think of your chosen line of work?
just a nickname.	The oracle isn't where the power is anyway.  The power's always been with the priests.  Even if they had to invent the oracle.
but you call this room the "temple".	Just a nickname.
the precogs are pattern recognition filters, nothing more.	But you call this room the "temple".
i find it interesting that some people have begun to deify the precogs.	The precogs are pattern recognition filters, nothing more.
there's no question.  you don't have any.	I have a warrant in my pocket that says different.
if it's a question of authority.	There's no question.  You don't have any.
maybe you didn't hear me.	If it's a question of authority.
so i'll be the first one to go in then?	Maybe you didn't hear me.
we keep a strict separation so that no one can accuse us of tampering.	So I'll be the first one to go in then?
really?  you've never been inside?	We keep a strict separation so that no one can accuse us of tampering.
cops aren't allowed inside the temple.	Really?  You've never been inside?
to them.	Cops aren't allowed inside the temple.
to hineman?	To them.
speaking of interfacing, i'd love to say hello.	To Hineman?
it was iris hineman.  she developed the precogs, designed the system and pioneered the interface.	Speaking of interfacing, I'd love to say hello.
the precogs don't see what you intend to do, only what you will do.	Then why can't they see rapes, or assaults... or suicides?
you ever get any false positives? someone intends to kill his boss or his wife, but they never go through with it.  how do the precogs tell the difference?	The Precogs don't see what you intend to do, only what you will do.
the fact that you prevented it from happening doesn't change the fact that it was going to happen.	You ever get any false positives? Someone intends to kill his boss or his wife, but they never go through with it.  How do the precogs tell the difference?
but it didn't fall.  you caught it.	The fact that you prevented it from happening doesn't change the fact that it was going to happen.
yes.	But it didn't fall.  You caught it.
you're certain?	Yes.
because it was going to fall.	You're certain?
why did you catch that?	Because it was going to fall.
but it's not the future if you stop it.  isn't that a fundamental paradox?	Yes, it is.
they did.  make yourself comfortable.  we'll be back in an hour.	You mind if I tag along?
as i recall, they outlawed compression firearms in the district ten years ago.	They did.  Make yourself comfortable.  We'll be back in an hour.
i'm sorry danny, but i'll have to give you the full tour later on.	Your secretaries were all kind enough to give me a look around the office...
just go to the beginning!	Okay.  Fine.  Where the hell is that?
are these all of her previsions?	There's no way of knowing for sure. She could've forgotten whatever it is you're looking for...
i like you, wally, so i'm not gonna kick you, or hit you with anything, but only if you promise to help me...	Oh... Hi, John.
do i know you?  who are you?	I like you, Wally, so I'm not gonna kick you, or hit you with anything, but only if you promise to help me...
wally, listen to me...	Do I know you?  Who are you?
to you?  i don't think so...  what'd she say?	She said...
she spoke to me.	To you?  I don't think so...  What'd she say?
it could have been a nightmare... sometimes they dream about the old murders.	She spoke to me.
she was looking right at me.	It could have been a nightmare... Sometimes they dream about the old murders.
she grabbed you?  impossible.  the precogs aren't even aware of us. in the milk all they see is the future.	She was looking right at me.
nothing... she grabbed me, and then there was an image on the screen...	She grabbed you?  Impossible.  The Precogs aren't even aware of us. In the milk all they see is the future.
her pituitary dumped a week's worth into her system... what did you do to her?	Nothing... she grabbed me, and then there was an image on the screen...
they're not in any pain.  we keep their heads pretty well stocked with dopamine and endorphins. plus, we maintain careful control over their serotonin levels -- don't want 'em to drift off to sleep, but they can't be kept too awake either.	It helps if you don't think of them as human.
i can't touch you!  and john, you can't be in here!  you'll confuse them!	Wally.  This is Danny Witwer.  He's from Justice and we're to give him a full run of the farm.
rufus, play it back...	Uh, I'll try...
what happened?  where's the rest?	I guess that's all of it.
stop --	Tell me how.
they don't belong to anybody.	Then take her to Radio Shack.
i tell you what.  i do this, i get to keep whatever images i get from her head.	They don't belong to anybody.
so now i need you to hack into her.	I tell you what.  I do this, I get to keep whatever images I get from her head.
so?	So now I need you to hack into her.
c'mon, rufus, you've been busted twice for felony hacking.	So?
no.  no way.  i wouldn't even know where to begin!  those thoughts about my cousin elena -- they were just thoughts. i would never --	C'mon, Rufus, you've been busted twice for felony hacking.
she's got information inside of her.  i need you to get it out.	No.  No way.  I wouldn't even know where to begin!  Those thoughts about my cousin Elena -- they were just thoughts. I would never --
i'm sorry for whatever i'm gonna do!  and i swear, i didn't do any of the stuff i did!	She's got information inside of her.  I need you to get it out.
rufus, for christ's sake, get up.	I'm sorry for whatever I'm gonna do!  And I swear, I didn't do any of the stuff I did!
are you reading my mind right now?	Rufus, for Christ's sake, get up.
she's a precog?	That's right.
rufus.  she's a precog.	She's a precog?
i'm impressed, anderton.  you're on the lam, but you still got the time and energy to slice off a little jerky for yourself.	Rufus.  She's a precog.
well, hello there, honey-pie.	I'm impressed, Anderton.  You're on the lam, but you still got the time and energy to slice off a little jerky for yourself.
i need help with her.	Well, hello there, honey-pie.
well, hey, you didn't have to come all the way down here.  for you, chief, i make housecalls...	I need help with her.
i need your help.	Well, hey, you didn't have to come all the way down here.  For you, Chief, I make housecalls...
detective.  nice of you to come down here.  seeing as every cop in the world is looking for you right now.  jesus, what's up with your eye?	I need your help.
sean, wait...	Hold your breath, Dad...
i'm your son.  i'm you.	Sean, wait...
who are you?	I'm your son.  I'm you.
good-bye, dad...	Who are you?
i wanted to.	Good-bye, Dad...
i know that.  i know you would have done anything to find me.  i know you would have died for me.	I wanted to.
i was looking for you...	I know that.  I know you would have done anything to find me.  I know you would have died for me.
the more you want to believe something, the easier it is to be fooled.	I was looking for you...
i forgive you...	The more you want to believe something, the easier it is to be fooled.
once i even told him i loved him.	I forgive you...
i forgive you.	Once I even told him I loved him.
i feel bad about that.  i need you to forgive me.	I forgive you.
sean --	I feel bad about that.  I need you to forgive me.
the funny thing is, i started to believe he really was my dad.	Sean --
oh, sean --	The funny thing is, I started to believe he really was my Dad.
no.  he got tired of pretending.	Oh, Sean --
you're alive?	No.  He got tired of pretending.
i lived for a year with a man who was pretending to be my father.  he took me all over the world.	You're alive?
what the hell.	I lived for a year with a man who was pretending to be my father.  He took me all over the world.
wanna hear something funny?	What the hell.
it's a little late for that.	Wanna hear something funny?
you gotta have faith, dad.	It's a little late for that.
sean -- you're not real.	You gotta have faith, Dad.
come on!	All right, I'll try...
are you kidding?  there's absolutely positively no way, on my best day, i could ever beat twelve seconds!	Come on!
okay... now let me time you.	Are you kidding?  There's absolutely positively no way, on my best day, I could ever beat twelve seconds!
four.  wow.  what a big boy.  i love you, sean.	I love you, too!  I love you daddy.  Love ya, dad.
i won!	What a big boy.  How old are you?
i scored a goal!	That's great.
you're not gonna kill me...	Good-bye, Crow.
let go of the gun.	You're not gonna kill me...
tell me!	Let go of the gun.
kill me!	Tell me!
who made you do this?	Kill me!
if i tell you, my family gets nothing.	Who made you do this?
tell me, who was it, set this up?	If I tell you, my family gets nothing.
fake.  he gave it to me.  now --  -- shoot me, goddammit, before i lose my nerve!	Tell me, who was it, set this up?
what about the picture --	Fake.  He gave it to me.  Now --  -- shoot me, Goddammit, before I lose my nerve!
i don't know -- i never saw his face.  all i know is, the next day i was out, so the guy must've had juice somewhere.  look, man, you gotta go through with this.	What the fuck is going on?
i'm asking you again, who made you do this?	I don't know -- I never saw his face.  All I know is, the next day I was out, so the guy must've had juice somewhere.  Look, man, you gotta go through with this.
look, believe me, i know it's hard, but you gotta do it --	I'm asking you again, who made you do this?
crow.  i'm not gonna kill you.	Look, believe me, I know it's hard, but you gotta do it --
look, i've put my family through enough misery.  you gotta kill me! this way i can leave 'em something.	Crow.  I'm not gonna kill you.
you're supposed to kill me.  he said you would.	Who said I would?
if you don't kill me, my family gets nothing!	You're supposed to kill me.  He said you would.
the precogs were wrong.	If you don't kill me, my family gets nothing!
but you have to.  they said you would.	The precogs were wrong.
no.	But you have to.  They said you would.
you're not gonna kill me?	No.
it floated back up.  i had to take him out and --	NO!
i put him in a barrel and sunk him in the bay.	It floated back up.  I had to take him out and --
where've you got him?  is he all right?  tell me, you fuck -- where is he?!	I put him in a barrel and sunk him in the bay.
he's alive?	Where've you got him?  Is he all right?  Tell me, you fuck -- WHERE IS HE?!
... and that i needed his help.  it wasn't so bad really.  i sang him a song, made him laugh, bought him a pretzel.  i took care of him.  i made him happy.	He's alive?
some -- somebody's father?	His name was Sean.  Six years ago. Francis pool.
do you know who i am?	Some -- somebody's father?
six years ago.  baltimore.  you grabbed a kid at francis public pool in the west end.	Did I?  I don't recall... I got lots of kids from that place --
which one is that?	The female.
it's always in the more gifted of the three.	Which one is that?
how do i even know which one has it?	It's always in the more gifted of the three.
i'll get eyescanned a dozen times before i get within ten miles of precrime.  they'll pick me up...	Sometimes in order to see the light, you have to risk the dark.
you're insane or you think i am.	I'll get EYEscanned a dozen times before I get within ten miles of Precrime.  They'll pick me up...
actually, i think you'll have to run out, but yes, that's what you have to do.	You're insane or you think I am.
-- and then walk out.	Actually, I think you'll have to run out, but yes, that's what you have to do.
if... you have one.	-- and then walk out.
that's all, huh?  just walk right into precrime, go into the temple, somehow tap into the precogs, and then download this minority report...	If... you have one.
inside the precog who predicted it.  all you have to do is download it.	That's all, huh?  Just walk right into Precrime, go into the Temple, somehow tap into the Precogs, and then download this Minority Report...
where?	Inside the Precog who predicted it.  All you have to do is download it.
the safest place of all.	Where?
what safe place is that?	The safest place of all.
i said the record is destroyed. the original report exists for all time.  i designed the system so that whenever a report occurred, it would be stored in a safe place -- but not declared.	What safe place is that?
you said they're destroyed.	I said the record is destroyed. The original report exists for all time.  I designed the system so that whenever a report occurred, it would be stored in a safe place -- but not declared.
you shouldn't.  you shouldn't trust anyone... certainly not the attorney general who wants it all for himself.  not the young federal agent who wants your job.  not even the old man who just wants to hang onto what he's created.  don't trust anyone.  just find the minority report.	You said they're destroyed.
why should i trust you?	You shouldn't.  You shouldn't trust anyone... certainly not the Attorney General who wants it all for himself.  Not the young federal agent who wants your job.  Not even the old man who just wants to hang onto what he's created.  Don't trust anyone.  Just find the Minority Report.
hold that thought.	Why should I trust you?
i'm not gonna kill anybody.	Hold that thought.
but you will bring it down if you kill leo crow.  why, that will be the most spectacular public display of how precrime... didn't work.	I'm not gonna kill anybody.
you want to bring it down.	But you will bring it down if you kill Leo Crow.  Why, that will be the most spectacular public display of how Precrime... didn't work.
do you?  really?	You want to bring it down.
i believe in that system...	Do you?  Really?
the system would collapse.	I believe in that system...
insignificant to you maybe, but what about those people i put away with alternate futures?  my god, if the country knew there was a chance they might not --	The system would collapse.
yes, of course, he knew, but at the time, he felt -- we both felt their existence was... an insignificant variable.	Insignificant to you maybe, but what about those people I put away with alternate futures?  My God, if the country knew there was a chance they might not --
answer my question.  did lamar burgess know about the minority report?	Yes, of course, he knew, but at the time, he felt -- we both felt their existence was... an insignificant variable.
i used to joke with lamar that we were the mother and father of precrime.  well, in my experience, parents often see their children as they want them to be, not as they are.	Answer my question.  Did Lamar Burgess know about the Minority Report?
does burgess know about this? about the minority report?	I used to joke with Lamar that we were the mother and father of Precrime.  Well, in my experience, parents often see their children as they want them to be, not as they are.
i'm saying that every so often those accused of a precrime might, just might, have an alternate future.	Does Burgess know about this? About the Minority Report?
you're saying that i've halo'd innocent people?	I'm saying that every so often those accused of a precrime might, just might, have an alternate future.
obviously, for precrime to function, there can't be any suggestion of fallibility.  after all, what good is a justice system that instills doubt?  it may be reasonable, but it's still doubt.	You're saying that I've halo'd innocent people?
why?	Obviously, for Precrime to function, there can't be any suggestion of fallibility.  After all, what good is a Justice system that instills doubt?  It may be reasonable, but it's still doubt.
because these minority reports are destroyed the instant they occur.	Why?
jesus christ -- why didn't i know about this?	Because these Minority Reports are destroyed the instant they occur.
most of the time, all three precognitives will see an event in the same way.  but once in a while, one of them will see things differently than the other two.	Jesus Christ -- why didn't I know about this?
what?	Most of the time, all three Precognitives will see an event in the same way.  But once in a while, one of them will see things differently than the other two.
so you won't help me?	I can't help you.  No one can.  The Precogs are never wrong.
how can you avoid a man you've never met?	So you won't help me?
not if i stay away from him.	How can you avoid a man you've never met?
and, yet, a chain of events has started.  a chain that will lead inexorably to his death.	Not if I stay away from him.
i'm not a murderer.  i've never even met the man i'm supposed to kill.	And, yet, a chain of events has started.  A chain that will lead inexorably to his death.
so many of them... despite what we did for them.  or maybe because of what we did to them.  it doesn't matter.  it's a perfect system now, isn't it?	I'm not a murderer.  I've never even met the man I'm supposed to kill.
you say some of the children died?	So many of them... despite what we did for them.  Or maybe because of what we did to them.  It doesn't matter.  It's a perfect system now, isn't it?
back then, he was still a da, and quite a few parents of my patients had passed through his courtroom. you have to understand, these people were the dregs of society. but once they saw their children... he decided he would do whatever he could for them.  he's that way, you know, paternal about certain things.  precrime.  the precogs. you.	You say some of the children died?
and how did lamar become involved?	Back then, he was still a DA, and quite a few parents of my patients had passed through his courtroom. You have to understand, these people were the dregs of society. But once they saw their children... he decided he would do whatever he could for them.  He's that way, you know, paternal about certain things.  Precrime.  The precogs. You.
it began as play.  a guessing game like you play with any toddler, except these children always guessed right.  and then the nightmares started. they were all different, but all the same.  they were all about murder.  and the murders were all happening.	And how did Lamar become involved?
you're talking about the precogs...	You think the three in the tank come from a test tube?  They're merely the ones who survived.
the innocents we now use to stop the guilty.	You're talking about the precogs...
heal who?	The innocents we now use to stop the guilty.
i'm not.  i was trying to heal them, not turn them into... something else.	Heal who?
you don't seem all that proud.	I'm not.  I was trying to heal them, not turn them into... something else.
if the unintended consequences of a series of genetic mistakes and science gone haywire can be called invention, then yes, i invented precrime.	You don't seem all that proud.
what's so funny?	If the unintended consequences of a series of genetic mistakes and science gone haywire can be called invention, then yes, I invented precrime.
you can tell me how someone... could fake a prevision.	And how would I know that?
just what is it you think i can do for you?	You can tell me how someone... could fake a prevision.
you have three minutes to tell me what you're doing here before i feed you to a few of my more predacious plants.	I'm... not... a... killer.
the what?	The vine -- the Baneberry that scratched you during your illegal climb over my wall...
yes, i'm afraid that would be from the doll's eye.	The what?
i'm a little dizzy...	Yes, I'm afraid that would be from the Doll's Eye.
something wrong?	I'm a little dizzy...
then how did he --	Lara, I don't know why this is happening.  I just know they're setting me up.  I can't trust anybody.  I don't know who to talk to or where to go...  Lara?  Are you there?
nothing.  i didn't kill him.	Then how did he --
oh, god, what did you do?	Nothing.  I didn't kill him.
he's dead, lara.	Oh, God, what did you do?
john?	He's dead, Lara.
all right.  tell you what i'll do. first thing monday, i'll look over the witwer evidence and i'll have gideon run the containment files, see if anyone drowned a woman named -- what did you say her name was?	Anne Lively... But I never said she drowned.
lamar --	All right.  Tell you what I'll do. First thing Monday, I'll look over the Witwer evidence and I'll have Gideon run the Containment files, see if anyone drowned a woman named -- what did you say her name was?
but i also know why he married you: you're as stubborn as he is.	Lamar --
i understand.	No.  I don't think you do.  The other day, when he came to the cottage, he talked about a lot of things, but Danny Witwer, the man he was supposed to have just killed?  He didn't mention him.  He didn't say his name even once.
sean --	No.  That's what everyone thinks.  John shot a man dead in Baltimore six months before.
lamar, do you know the reason why john came here to work with you?	Sean --
we know why john was tagged.	He also said Crow was a fake.
john said something about him being set up because he "found out about her."	We know why John was tagged.
i don't know who that is.	John said something about him being set up because he "found out about her."
anne lively.  john was talking about her right before they took him.	I don't know who that is.
who?	Anne Lively.  John was talking about her right before they took him.
i thought you were retiring?	I was, but this whole incident with John made me realize the fragility of what we've built here.  This is John's legacy as much as mine and I want to protect that.
it's insanity around here.	I thought you were retiring?
i haven't worn this damn thing in years.  i just wanted to make sure it fits before tonight.	You look great.
this is all my fault.	No, it isn't, Lamar.  There was nothing anyone could do.
you have an emergency call on your private line.	Thank you.  This is Burgess.
how did you get this?	I padded your expense account for the last six months.
my god...	How did you get this?
congratulations, sir.	My God...
sir, the press conference is starting.	I'll be right there.
he just wanted a few minutes before --	Not.  Now.
tell him not now.	He just wanted a few minutes before --
the guy from usa today is here.	Tell him not now.
what?	Nothing.  No footsteps coming up the stairs.  No hovercraft out the window.  No clickity click of little spyders.  No one crashing through that door.  And do you know why I don't hear any of those things, Danny?  Because right now, the Precogs can't see.
shhh.  you know what i hear?	What?
of course, it would have to be someone with access to the prevision in the first place, someone fairly high up --	Shhh.  You know what I hear?
yes.	Of course, it would have to be someone with access to the Prevision in the first place, someone fairly high up --
so there is a way to fool the system?	Yes.
we teach the tech's to identify them and disregard...	So there is a way to fool the system?
precog deja vu...	We teach the tech's to identify them and disregard...
yes... it's called an echo.  the act of murder is such a violent disturbance in the future continuum that it sometimes repeats to the precogs.	Precog Deja Vu...
by fooling the system.  all someone would have to do is wait for precrime to stop the murder from taking place, then, a few minutes later, commit the crime in exactly the same way.	Yes... It's called an echo.  The act of murder is such a violent disturbance in the future continuum that it sometimes repeats to the Precogs.
how?	By fooling the system.  All someone would have to do is wait for Precrime to stop the murder from taking place, then, a few minutes later, commit the crime in exactly the same way.
i'm thinking someone got away with murder.	How?
danny, tell me what you're thinking.	I'm thinking someone got away with murder.
i did find it.  it was inside of agatha all this time.  so the question is, why would someone want this erased from the data file?	Danny, tell me what you're thinking.
i know.  he came to me, told me about the missing data stream.  he was concerned that you might find it.	I did find it.  It was inside of Agatha all this time.  So the question is, why would someone want this erased from the data file?
according to the sentry, anderton was watching this at containment right before he was tagged.	I know.  He came to me, told me about the missing data stream.  He was concerned that you might find it.
this murder is happening at two different times.	According to the Sentry, Anderton was watching this at Containment right before he was tagged.
i don't understand --	This murder is happening at two different times.
now the second image.  watch the water.  the wind's changed.  the ripples are going the other way.	I don't understand --
it's the same prevision.	Not quite.
yes.  this is from the twins, arthur and dashiel.  agatha's stream was missing.  now this one is from the cyberparlor.  anderton downloaded it directly from agatha. watch...	It's the same prevision.
he told me about this.  you got this from containment?	Yes.  This is from the twins, Arthur and Dashiel.  Agatha's stream was missing.  Now this one is from the cyberparlor.  Anderton downloaded it directly from Agatha. Watch...
good god.  what was that?	Wait, just a second...
where are you?	Good God.  What was that?
i don't wanna say over the phone, but i think we may be chasing the wrong man.	Where are you?
what?	I don't wanna say over the phone, but I think we may be chasing the wrong man.
lamar, i found something.	What?
shall we call the attorney general? i'm sure he'd be happy to clarify the issue for you.	I don't want John Anderton hurt.
he's my subordinate!	Shall we call the Attorney General? I'm sure he'd be happy to clarify the issue for you.
oh, it's all my damn business now, lamar.  investigation of a supervising office for a capital crime falls under federal jurisdiction... so as to rule out any possibility of conspiracy.  he's my suspect.	He's my subordinate!
none of your damn business.	Oh, it's all my damn business now, Lamar.  Investigation of a supervising office for a capital crime falls under federal jurisdiction... so as to rule out any possibility of conspiracy.  He's my suspect.
six years ago.  what did you two talk about yesterday afternoon?	None of your damn business.
the man lost a child, for christ's sake...	Six years ago.  What did you two talk about yesterday afternoon?
why are you protecting him?  you knew he was doping, yet you did nothing about it.	The man lost a child, for Christ's sake...
the mets.  john doesn't think they've got a deep enough pitching roster this year, and i'm inclined to agree.	Why are you protecting him?  You knew he was doping, yet you did nothing about it.
he came to see you yesterday. right before he got tagged.  what did you talk about?	The Mets.  John doesn't think they've got a deep enough pitching roster this year, and I'm inclined to agree.
no, i wanna kill my boss!	Get the hell outta here.  You sick bastard.
uh, yeah, being concert master of the philadelphia symphony orchestra is one of our most popular choices...	No, I wanna kill my boss!
right here.	Good.  What I can do is set you up down in the --
uh-huh.  okay.  you got some images i can work with?	Right here.
i wanna kill my boss.	Uh-huh.  Okay.  You got some images I can work with?
near death's real popular right now, which includes everything from getting hit by a car, to falling off a high building to plane crashes.  it's a big rush, you come out the other side without a heart attack.	I wanna kill my boss.
how many?	None.  This was arranged.
i worked homicide before i went federal.  this is what we would've called an "orgy of evidence".  do you know how many orgies i had as a homicide copy, gordon?	How many?
treasury... then this would be your first actual murder scene.	I worked homicide before I went federal.  This is what we would've called an "orgy of evidence".  Do you know how many orgies I had as a homicide copy, Gordon?
i was a treasury agent for eight years.  why?	Treasury... Then this would be your first actual murder scene.
what kind of cop were you before this?	I was a Treasury Agent for eight years.  Why?
they could have been put away. anderton could have found them.	What kind of cop were you before this?
if you were a child killer, you took these pictures, would you leave them out on the bed for anyone to find?	They could have been put away. Anderton could have found them.
i don't know, why?	If you were a child killer, you took these pictures, would you leave them out on the bed for anyone to find?
there a maid in this hotel?	I don't know, why?
he can't download her without a lot of technical help.	No.  He can't...
he's trying to prove his innocence.	He can't download her without a lot of technical help.
we can stop him.	She's in the room with him when he kills Crow.  She's already a part of his future.
it doesn't matter.  he wins.	We can stop him.
there are two others in the room besides anderton and crow.	Two?
no offense, sir, but why wouldn't he just run?	Because he thinks he's innocent.
anderton's smart enough to go where electronic billboards and other media can't id him to pick his pocket.  there's fewer consumers down there, which means fewer scanners to target him.	No offense, sir, but why wouldn't he just run?
there's thousands of units like this one.	They're everywhere.
here's where we're at.  three men in a room.  the victims here. anderton here, and this unidentified male out the window. the exterior of the adjacent building suggests public housing, but i can't make out the location. government architecture is modern/conformist which means --	There's thousands of units like this one.
sir, the team's gonna be light without those men.	Yes, I know.
actually, gordon, you're not gonna do that.  i'm taking control of the team.	What?!
don't worry.  i'll bring him in unharmed.	Actually, Gordon, you're not gonna do that.  I'm taking control of the team.
because of the nature of murder.  "there's nothing more destructive to the metaphysical fabric that binds us than the untimely murder of one human being by another".	Somehow, I don't think that was Walt Whitman.
the information we need is embedded in the grain of wood.  and since each piece is unique, the shape and grain is impossible to duplicate.	I'm sure you've all grasped the legalistic drawback to precrime methodology.
crime of passion.  no premeditation.  they show up late. most of our scrambles are flash events like this one.  we rarely see anything with premeditation anymore.	People have gotten the message.  Gum?
that's the red ball alarm.	Crime of passion.  No premeditation.  They show up late. Most of our scrambles are flash events like this one.  We rarely see anything with premeditation anymore.
can't they shut that off?	That's the Red Ball Alarm.
so if you wanna kill someone, you take him to miami.	Not after the vote next week.  Once the Amendment passes, we go national, there's gonna be nowhere to run.
this is evanna, the team pilot.	Nice to meet you.  Gum?
john anderton was my friend!	You "friend's" a murderer and he ruined our perfect record.  Six years, not one damn murder...
cause all of a sudden you got no one you can fucking brown nose anymore.	John Anderton was my friend!
why don't i feel like celebrating?	Cause all of a sudden you got no one you can fucking brown nose anymore.
people, if you don't let the spyder scan you, we'll have to come in and arrest you.	Knott!
i think you're swell company, knott.	It's not at all that you don't trust me to be alone with the Chief.  That you think I might, you know, fuck with him, if I had the chance...
that's why you asked to partner with me on this little sortie, isn't it?	I think you're swell company, Knott.
howard --	I forgot my glasses.
raincheck?	Sure.  Raincheck.
ah.  that must be why you look so nice.	Raincheck?
i'd love to, but i've got an open house today at the ressler place.	Ah.  That must be why you look so nice.
we could have lunch together.	I'd love to, but I've got an open house today at the Ressler place.
what about your meeting?	I'll reschedule.  I've been working too much anyway.
the man across the street.  i've seen him before...	How can you even tell?  You know how blind you are without your glasses.
who?	The man across the street.  I've seen him before...
he looks familiar.	Who?
i haven't seen him in two years.	But I've seen the three hundred hours of your image he's got stored away.
to prevent a murder.  sooner or later, he's going to contact you.	I haven't seen him in two years.
to what?  trap him?	To prevent a murder.  Sooner or later, he's going to contact you.
you know i need to use you.	To what?  Trap him?
i left him because every time i looked at him, i saw my son.  every time i got close to him, i smelled my little boy.  that's why i left him.  and now you can leave.	You know I need to use you.
lamar burgess thinks that you left john because he lost himself in precrime instead of you.	I left him because every time I looked at him, I saw my son.  Every time I got close to him, I smelled my little boy.  That's why I left him.  And now you can leave.
not very well, i'm sure.  i'd probably start doping myself.  or maybe i'd...	Lamar Burgess thinks that you left John because he lost himself in Precrime instead of you.
he shot a hole in the damn ceiling. so what?  you lose your son, let's see how well you handle it.	Not very well, I'm sure.  I'd probably start doping myself.  Or maybe I'd...
he took out his gun and sat down to watch his home movies.  this is all in your statement, lara...	He shot a hole in the damn ceiling. So what?  You lose your son, let's see how well you handle it.
the fbi found something that belonged to my son.  a sandal... anyway, john was upset. he... he...	He took out his gun and sat down to watch his home movies.  This is all in your statement, Lara...
what was it then?	The FBI found something that belonged to my son.  A sandal... Anyway, John was upset. He... he...
it wasn't a suicide attempt.  i regret ever saying that.	What was it then?
you said in your divorce papers that he tried to kill himself.	It wasn't a suicide attempt.  I regret ever saying that.
yes.	You said in your divorce papers that he tried to kill himself.
but john was with him at the pool?	Yes.
it was nobody's fault.	But John was with him at the pool?
you mean after he lost your son.	It was nobody's fault.
since right after we lost our son.	You mean after he lost your son.
that was our apartment.	Have you been there recently?
so you haven't seen his apartment?	That was our apartment.
no, but then i don't talk to john that much anymore.	So you haven't seen his apartment?
you ever heard him mention the name leo crow?	No, but then I don't talk to John that much anymore.
no.	You ever heard him mention the name Leo Crow?
thank you.  he hasn't tried to contact you?	No.
i don't have any sugar either.	Thank you.  He hasn't tried to contact you?
we used to, every summer.	He's not here now, is he?
just sugar then.  you and john ever come here?	We used to, every summer.
i don't have any cream.  sorry.	Just sugar then.  You and John ever come here?
cream and sugar.	I don't have any cream.  Sorry.
thanks.  you take anything in your coffee?	Cream and sugar.
i like it.	Thanks.  You take anything in your coffee?
yes.	I like it.
this your work?	Yes.
i know who you are.	This your work?
my name is danny witwer.  i'm --	I know who you are.
maybe if he'd taken one of the males.  but the female, she's the key.  she's the one they listen to, the one with the most talent.  the one who takes care of the other two.	Jesus...
are you telling me they can't see murders anymore?	Maybe if he'd taken one of the males.  But the female, she's the key.  She's the one they listen to, the one with the most talent.  The one who takes care of the other two.
you don't understand... they're a hive mind.  it takes all three for their predictive abilities to work.	Are you telling me they can't see murders anymore?
wally, the other two can still function, right?	You don't understand... they're a hive mind.  It takes all three for their predictive abilities to work.
but there's still the other two.	Wally, the other two can still function, right?
what do you think?  so he can kill whoever he wants to without anyone knowing about it.	But there's still the other two.
what does he want with a precog?	What do you think?  So he can kill whoever he wants to without anyone knowing about it.
they've never been separated before.	What does he want with a precog?
shhh!  they're sleeping.	Tell me how all this works.
nice to meet you, wally.	Shhh!  They're sleeping.
do me a favor, arthur, keep him on til i see what's happening.	Good luck.
hey. i don't know, i don't want to know. far as i'm concerned, you're a good kid. i got news, though, without you here i can't keep on your friend. i got enough people pretending to sweep.	Do me a favor, Arthur, keep him on til I see what's happening.
they were grabbing her fucking ass --	Hey. I don't know, I don't want to know. Far as I'm concerned, you're a good kid. I got news, though, without you here I can't keep on your friend. I got enough people pretending to sweep.
maxie wants me to replace you on the job tomorrow. he wants you to come by the office today.	They were grabbing her fucking ass --
what are you talking about?	Maxie wants me to replace you on the job tomorrow. He wants you to come by the office today.
look, bobby, i don't know what happened, and i don't want to know what happened, but something's up.	What are you talking about?
you sure? i just made it.	No, thank you. I'm good. Thanks.
no thank you.	You sure? I just made it.
he'll be a minute, hon. you want some coffee?	No thank you.
good afternoon, bobby. i'll let max know you're here.	He'll be a minute, hon. You want some coffee?
yeah.	Good afternoon, Bobby. I'll let Max know you're here.
you're bobby, right?	Yeah.
hi, uh, excuse me. i'm here to see mr. reuben.	You're Bobby, right?
we have snifters	Then put my Martel's in a snifter.
what's the matter? you ain't got no snifters in this motherfucker?	We have snifters
when served warm --	What's the matter? You ain't got no snifters in this motherfucker?
yeah, snifters are for cognac --	When served warm --
snifter are for warm drinks --	Yeah, snifters are for cognac --
martel's and coke. one ice cube. in a snifter this time.	Snifter are for warm drinks --
it's on west broadway.	See you later.
don't worry about me getting in. just tell me where it is.	It's on West Broadway.
i don't know, forum's pretty hot tonight. it might be hard to get in, though.	Don't worry about me getting in. Just tell me where it is.
yeah 'women.' if i was a fag i could get laid in a subway.	I don't know, Forum's pretty hot tonight. It might be hard to get in, though.
women?	Yeah 'women.' If I was a fag I could get laid in a subway.
nightlife. where's the hot ass?	Women?
as far as...?	Nightlife. Where's the hot ass?
where's the place to go tonight?	As far as...?
thank you, sir.	Where's the place to go tonight?
no. that's cool. bring me back eighty.	Thank you, sir.
it's as good a suite as we have, unless you want two bedrooms.	No. That's cool. Bring me back eighty.
what if i gave you forty?	It's as good a suite as we have, unless you want two bedrooms.
honestly, the suites are all about the same.	What if I gave you forty?
come on. just tell me. it'll save all the trouble of you showing me all the rooms.	Honestly, the suites are all about the same.
all the suites are about the same.	Come on. Just tell me. It'll save all the trouble of you showing me all the rooms.
is it the good room?	All the suites are about the same.
what, sir?	Is it the good room?
so?	What, sir?
thank you very much, sir.	So?
yeah. take it.	Thank you very much, sir.
are you sure?	Yeah. Take it.
here. take it. bring me back eighty.	Are you sure?
not on me, sir.	Here. Take it. Bring me back eighty.
just tell me. wait, here... do you have change of a hundred?	Not on me, sir.
i can take you down there.	Just tell me. Wait, here... Do you have change of a hundred?
is it a good room?	I can take you down there.
yes, sir.	Is it a good room?
just give me the key. i'm gonna stay here.	Yes, sir.
now, mr. slade, you're in room 315.	Just give me the key. I'm gonna stay here.
what's 'incidentals?'	Phone, room service, mini-bar. Any additional expense. If you need anything you can push the button marked 'Concierge', and they'll be able to help you.
...and here is the key to the mini- bar. room and tax has been picked up by cardiff giant, as well as one fifty in incidentals.	What's 'incidentals?'
okay. we got a lot happening here. here comes the good part... okay...	Somebody's getting comfortable.
what happened? i thought we were playing truth or dare.	Look at, ladies. I could sit here and take turns throwing skittles at your ass all night. But I feel what you guys are putting out there. I'm only a mirror reflecting what I'm getting from you. And I'm saying yes to it. I'm shaking hands with it. I see the road that you're pointing down and I'm saying I'll ride shotgun. And when your foot slams on the accelerator, I won't get scared. I'll stand up and let the wind blow through my long blonde hair. With my summer dress clinging to my bosom yelling 'Faster, Billy! Faster! Drive faster! Faster yet -- !'
i don't know about you guys, but i'm starting to feel a really sexual vibe here.	What happened? I thought we were playing Truth or Dare.
we're in fashion.	So you're models?
i don't get it. what do you do?	We're in Fashion.
you girls aren't from brooklyn or anything?	No.
manhattan.	You girls aren't from Brooklyn or anything?
so, wait, you're from where?	Manhattan.
we used to take baths together.	Come on. Let's go.
oh no. what is it this time.	We used to take baths together.
i know.	But maybe that's okay. Maybe that's just what you need.
he's alright.	I know.
he's great, right. is he great?	He's alright.
i don't know. do whatever you want.	He's great, right. Is he great?
should i fuck him?	I don't know. Do whatever you want.
he's okay.	Should I fuck him?
is he cute?	He's okay.
holy shit.	I'm having fun, Sean. Can you handle that...? Yeah. He doesn't judge me.
will you leave me alone, already...? no, sean, it's over... i don't care... as a matter of fact, i am... yeah. in his hotel room...	Holy shit.
bullshit.	What? You don't think Horrace would leave your white ass in there to hang?
i got news for you, horrace got his ass out of there before you did.	Bullshit.
and how could you fucking leave horrace hanging?	I got news for you, Horrace got his ass out of there before you did.
nobody's fuckin talking to you.	And how could you fucking leave Horrace hanging?
you think he don't know? i give him his cut of seventeen hundred, i think he knows i can't make that lap dancing.	No more.
bullshit.	You think he don't know? I give him his cut of seventeen hundred, I think he knows I can't make that lap dancing.
i got news for you, bobby, he don't give a shit.	Bullshit.
you wanna get us busted? if max found out you were turning tricks --	I got news for you, Bobby, he don't give a shit.
what the fuck was that about?	You wanna get us busted? If Max found out you were turning tricks --
i gotta go, baby. i love you. tell mommy i called. you be a big girl and be careful when you're alone.	I love you. Come home.
yeah. are you sure mommy's not home? it's very late.	I gotta go, baby. I love you. Tell mommy I called. You be a big girl and be careful when you're alone.
can you take me to color me mine?	Yeah. Are you sure mommy's not home? It's very late.
what time is it there?	Can you take me to Color Me Mine?
no.	What time is it there?
mommy's not home?	No.
i don't know.	Mommy's not home?
hi, baby. what are you doing awake? where's mommy?	I don't know.
uncle bobby?	Hi, baby. What are you doing awake? Where's mommy?
chloe?	Uncle Bobby?
hello.	Chloe?
you gonna bust my horns, or you want spaghetti	I want spaghettis.
you're not my daddy.	You gonna bust my horns, or you want spaghetti
it's a poison arrow tree frog.	Will you paint the damn thing. Why do you gotta be such a baby.
what's wrong, baby?	He's not doing it.
no.	Show uncle Ricky what you made.
mommy works hard so you can have all your pretty clothes. don't you like your pretty clothes?	No.
it's daytime.	Mommy works hard so you can have all your pretty clothes. Don't you like your pretty clothes?
she's, uh, sleeping.	It's daytime.
a elephant seal. where's mommy?	She's, uh, sleeping.
ricky's not wearing one.	Ricky, can you put on a seat belt?
what'd you say?	I want you to take her with you.
take her.	What'd you say?
tell you the truth, i don't give a shit for me. but that little girl is so special, and you're gonna fuck her up.	Take her.
don't you get it? i don't want to leave. this is who i am.	Tell you the truth, I don't give a shit for me. But that little girl is so special, and you're gonna fuck her up.
just so you know, i bought you out with maxie. i suggest you leave while you can.	Don't you get it? I don't want to leave. This is who I am.
goodbye, bobby.	Just so you know, I bought you out with Maxie. I suggest you leave while you can.
how could you let her see this?	Goodbye, Bobby.
i never promised you anything.	How could you let her see this?
she needs a family. a dad. i'll give her what you never had.	Don't get my hopes up. If I quit, what then? I can't go through this again.
yeah, well max offers a lot of things. and i got news for you. he's not the sweet old man you think he is.	She needs a family. A dad. I'll give her what you never had.
max offered to stake me.	Yeah, well Max offers a lot of things. And I got news for you. He's not the sweet old man you think he is.
with what?	Max offered to stake me.
i'll support you.	With what?
look at the bills. i can't. i'm not gonna put my daughter through what i went through.	I'll support you.
i want you to quit.	Look at the bills. I can't. I'm not gonna put my daughter through what I went through.
listen to me, bobby. this is my job. it puts a roof over me and my daughter and you for as long as you want to stay.	I want you to quit.
good! it'll save me the trouble of repeating myself. he's not fucking driving you!	Listen to me, Bobby. This is my job. It puts a roof over me and my daughter and you for as long as you want to stay.
shhh. he'll hear you.	Good! It'll save me the trouble of repeating myself. He's not fucking driving you!
ho's a fucking pimp! he encourages wendy to turn tricks. and she's his fucking wife!	Shhh. He'll hear you.
ho's a good guy --	Ho's a fucking pimp! He encourages Wendy to turn tricks. And she's his fucking wife!
maxie's fucking with me. he put you with the spook to get under my skin.	Ho's a good guy --
maybe if you didn't go rambo every time i did a lapdance, you'd still be doing it yourself. meantime, i gotta feed my little girl.	Maxie's fucking with me. He put you with the spook to get under my skin.
no way that cocksucker's driving you.	Maybe if you didn't go Rambo every time I did a lapdance, you'd still be doing it yourself. Meantime, I gotta feed my little girl.
yeah? you sure?	Go.
go finish getting ready. i'll take care of dinner.	Yeah? You sure?
no coke tonight.  right?	Leave me alone. I haven't touched anything in months.
forget ricky. you should be glad max got you driving for me.	No coke tonight.  Right?
i just wish he never brought it up. ricky won't shut up about it.	Forget Ricky. You should be glad Max got you driving for me.
you shouldn't. he likes you.	I just wish he never brought it up. Ricky won't shut up about it.
i feel weird asking him.	You shouldn't. He likes you.
fine. you want to help ricky, talk to maxie yourself.	I feel weird asking him.
well, that's not gonna happen.	Fine. You want to help Ricky, talk to Maxie yourself.
the only way he'll go with ricky is if you're in too.	Well, that's not gonna happen.
don't expect you to mention it to him. i'm just saying, if --	The only way he'll go with Ricky is if you're in too.
i'm not gonna mention ricky to him.	Don't expect you to mention it to him. I'm just saying, if --
you talk to max today?	I'm not gonna mention Ricky to him.
bullshit. these are classy customers. you can't show up all fucked up with a fila running suit on.	They're not too classy to have tits rubbed in their face.
i'm ready.	Bullshit. These are classy customers. You can't show up all fucked up with a Fila running suit on.
she's downstairs with ruth. get ready.	I'm ready.
who's watching the baby?	She's downstairs with Ruth. Get ready.
will you cut it out! get ready, we're already late.	Who's watching the baby?
if they asked for her, they're probably expecting blowjobs all around.	Will you cut it out! Get ready, we're already late.
oh, please.	If they asked for her, they're probably expecting blowjobs all around.
some favor. i hope they know you're not like wendy.	Oh, please.
they requested her. it was her gig. max put me on as a favor.	Some favor. I hope they know you're not like Wendy.
i don't like you working with wendy. why are you working with wendy?	They requested her. It was her gig. Max put me on as a favor.
bobby, this is a plumb gig. it's a bunch of young agents and it's at a restaurant. it's gonna be easy and we'll make a lot of money.	I don't like you working with Wendy. Why are you working with Wendy?
a draw. what makes you think they're well mannered?	Bobby, this is a plumb gig. It's a bunch of young agents and it's at a restaurant. It's gonna be easy and we'll make a lot of money.
oh my god. what happened?	A draw. What makes you think they're well mannered?
the easy kind. they're young and rich and well mannered.	Oh my god. What happened?
no. what kind of bachelor party?	The easy kind. They're young and rich and well mannered.
easy night. bachelor party. can we give wendy a ride?	No. What kind of bachelor party?
so, what kind of gig is this?	Easy night. Bachelor party. Can we give Wendy a ride?
where were you?	So, what kind of gig is this?
honey?	Where were you?
i -- i -- i... don't...	I don't get it.
your dance is over.	Come on, dude. The other chick's giving my best man a blow job in the toilet. I know the drill, I'll wear a rubber --
dude, listen, man. i'm cool. how much for the treatment?	Your dance is over.
get your hands off of her.	Dude, listen, man. I'm cool. How much for the treatment?
look, man, i'm the bachelor, alright? i gave her a hundred bucks in tips alone --	Get your hands off of her.
i said no touching.	Look, man, I'm the bachelor, alright? I gave her a hundred bucks in tips alone --
but what about them?	I don't give a shit. I work for her. No touching.
there's no touching.	But what about them?
whu --	There's no touching.
where's ricky.	I guess inside. Or he never made it. Either way, I don't give a shit. Let's get this over with.
this is it.	Where's Ricky.
that's it.	This is it.
that it?	That's it.
he was uptown when i paged him. i gave him the address. he's meeting us there.	That it?
how so?	He was uptown when I paged him. I gave him the address. He's meeting us there.
ricky's taken care of.	How so?
where's ricky?	Ricky's taken care of.
quick drop. in and out.	Where's Ricky?
where we going?	Quick drop. In and out.
it sounds to me like everybody's just a little jumpy. and since all it is is a drop, the welshman's got nothing at stake. i say we go to his 'troughed off' bar. it'll calm his nerves, we drop the bag, and we all get back to our lives.	And not a word to Maxie. He'll shit if he knew we crossed a bridge.
they ran shit back in the eighties. used to cut motherfuckers heads off and sit them on the bar. that's back when the irish was making a play against the italians. i don't know if they still around, but i don't fuck with those motherfuckers just in case.	It sounds to me like everybody's just a little jumpy. And since all it is is a drop, the Welshman's got nothing at stake. I say we go to his 'troughed off' bar. It'll calm his nerves, we drop the bag, and we all get back to our lives.
heard of them.	They ran shit back in the Eighties. Used to cut motherfuckers heads off and sit them on the bar. That's back when the Irish was making a play against the Italians. I don't know if they still around, but I don't fuck with those motherfuckers just in case.
ruiz tied in out there?	Nah, man. No one is. They got some Puerto Ricans and a new crop of fuckin Irish immigrants.
troughed off. protected. like, you know, like he got a moat around it.	Ruiz tied in out there?
what do you mean 'troughed?'	Troughed off. Protected. Like, you know, like he got a moat around it.
he must have that shit troughed.	What do you mean 'troughed?'
yeah?	He must have that shit troughed.
brooklyn.	Yeah?
no.	Brooklyn.
now, here's what worries me. he said he wants to meet up at a bar in red hook. you know where that is?	No.
where is this happening?	We meet at the Globe on Park Avenue at six forty-five. I'll see you then.
we go and hang out with the dude, make him happy, drink some tea, whatever it takes, until he feels comfortable enough to bring it up on his own. we make the drop, go home to california.	Where is this happening?
so what do we do?	We go and hang out with the dude, make him happy, drink some tea, whatever it takes, until he feels comfortable enough to bring it up on his own. We make the drop, go home to California.
a shot caller. a boss, a capo. he's running shit.	Yeah.
what's that?	A Shot Caller. A boss, a Capo. He's running shit.
this welsh dude is tripping on ruiz cause he's a shot caller.	What's that?
why isn't ruiz coming?	This Welsh dude is tripping on Ruiz cause he's a Shot Caller.
was gonna be tomorrow morning. now, who knows?	Shit.
when's it going down?	Was gonna be tomorrow morning. Now, who knows?
it's bad. before you even showed up, he said you were maxie's 'token goons', and not to be trusted. he wanted to tcb alone. i was gonna ride shotgun to keep the english dude above board. now he's spooked. this shit's snowballing.	When's it going down?
how bad is it?	It's bad. Before you even showed up, he said you were Maxie's 'token goons', and not to be trusted. He wanted to TCB alone. I was gonna ride shotgun to keep the English dude above board. Now he's spooked. This shit's snowballing.
so, when's the drop.	To be honest, man, I don't know shit either. All I know is it ain't drugs and it ain't now.
ruiz don't like using names on cell phones. he refers to him as the red dragon.	So, when's the drop.
what's his name?	Ruiz don't like using names on cell phones. He refers to him as the Red Dragon.
nah, man. he's just making contact. that's our man. the welsh guy.	What's his name?
he making the drop?	Nah, man. He's just making contact. That's our man. The Welsh guy.
what's up. you all ready to meet ruiz?	Yeah. Where is he?
get away from her.	Excuse --
c'mon girl. eat up.	Get away from her.
yeah.	She'll be out in a minute.
you driving her?	Yeah.
what's up? jess ready?	You driving her?
yeah, sure.	I'm serious. Humping sheetrock and driving on weekends got to get to you after a while. Might be nice to buy your lady something. All it takes is one fight.
yeah, well you let me know when you wanna start makin the real money.	Yeah, sure.
5-5-1.	Yeah, well you let me know when you wanna start makin the real money.
what's your record at?	5-5-1.
draw.	What's your record at?
well, you look it. you win?	Draw.
i had a fight up at sportsman's.	Well, you look it. You win?
it's already been a hell of a night. where you been?	I had a fight up at Sportsman's.
i don't need a few days. i'm gonna settle down with jess. she's through dancing. we're opening a restaurant.	I hate to ruin your fairy tale, but I've been paying Jess' rent for six months. She's got to keep dancing --
take a few days --	I don't need a few days. I'm gonna settle down with Jess. She's through dancing. We're opening a restaurant.
there won't be a next thing.	Take a few days --
you want us to be wherever you want us to be, asap, no questions asked.	Yes. Goodbye.
i already told you, i parked it for five minutes and i locked it with the club --	You want us to be wherever you want us to be, ASAP, no questions asked.
you want --	Not you. I want Ricky to answer.
what is it?	You want --
yes.	What is it?
yes, for expenses and such. now, you'll be contacted on your pager as to where you should go. you each have been given an extra battery, so there is absolutely no excuse as to why a page would not be immediately returned. am i making myself abundantly clear?	Yeah.
do me a favor. think about it. is that too much too ask?	No. Okay. I'll think about it.
it's not that i don't appreciate the offer...	Do me a favor. Think about it. Is that too much too ask?
you're ready to move up. christ, the way you busted up the place, you're doing worse already. may as well get paid instead of punished.	It's not that I don't appreciate the offer...
i gotta tell you, mr. reuben, i'm not comfortable getting in any deeper. it's one thing to look after jess...	You're ready to move up. Christ, the way you busted up the place, you're doing worse already. May as well get paid instead of punished.
how 'bout this. if you're in, he's in.	I gotta tell you, Mr. Reuben, I'm not comfortable getting in any deeper. It's one thing to look after Jess...
yeah. sure.	How 'bout this. If you're in, he's in.
you vouch for him?	Yeah. Sure.
he's good people, mr. reuben. i swear.	You vouch for him?
i don't know the kid, and what little i do scares me.	He's good people, Mr. Reuben. I swear.
he'll work it off.	I don't know the kid, and what little I do scares me.
that was before he lost my carpet cleaning van.	He'll work it off.
you told him you liked him.	That was before he lost my carpet cleaning van.
ricky? ricky 'i lost the truck' ricky?	You told him you liked him.
what about ricky? he'd jump at the opportunity.	Ricky? Ricky 'I lost the truck' Ricky?
ruiz wants to go alone, but it's not up to ruiz. it's up to me, and i like a sure thing. just go and we're square on the tooth.	What about Ricky? He'd jump at the opportunity.
ruiz knows about this?	Ruiz wants to go alone, but it's not up to Ruiz. It's up to me, and I like a sure thing. Just go and we're square on the tooth.
we try something out. there's someone i'm in business with named ruiz. i want you to accompany him on a drop.  just as scenery. ruiz has his boys. i just want a big guinea with a busted up face to give him a deep bench. as a deterrent.	Ruiz knows about this?
yeah.	We try something out. There's someone I'm in business with named Ruiz. I want you to accompany him on a drop.  Just as scenery. Ruiz has his boys. I just want a big guinea with a busted up face to give him a deep bench. As a deterrent.
i got a way we make everybody happy.	Yeah.
yeah. sorry.	I got a way we make everybody happy.
now you wanna shut up and listen and hear what i got to say?	Yeah. Sorry.
i know.	Now you wanna shut up and listen and hear what I got to say?
don't i put food on you're table? i sponsor your training, i take care of your girl and her little baby. i even pay that deadbeat friend of yours to push a goddamn broom.	I know.
no.	Don't I put food on you're table? I sponsor your training, I take care of your girl and her little baby. I even pay that deadbeat friend of yours to push a goddamn broom.
who the fuck do you think you're talking to? this ain't a fucking democracy. you want out?	No.
i don't want to drive another girl, max. the only reason i'm --	Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? This ain't a fucking democracy. You want out?
it's my fault. i send you out to watch scum drool all over the love of your life, then i wonder why you seered. it's my fault. the tooth is on me. but no more. i'm 'reassigning' you.	I don't want to drive another girl, Max. The only reason I'm --
i don't understand.	It's my fault. I send you out to watch scum drool all over the love of your life, then I wonder why you seered. It's my fault. The tooth is on me. But no more. I'm 'reassigning' you.
bobby. you're a bull terrier and i got you herding sheep.	I don't understand.
then what are you saying?	Bobby. You're a bull terrier and I got you herding sheep.
i didn't say that.	Then what are you saying?
so, that's it. i'm out?	I didn't say that.
you're not driving jess no more. two strikes, bobby, and this last one was big. the bachelor's father goes to my schul.	So, that's it. I'm out?
what?	You're not driving Jess no more. Two strikes, Bobby, and this last one was big. The bachelor's father goes to my schul.
not driving jess, you won't.	What?
i'll work it off.	Not driving Jess, you won't.
bobby, i love jessica like she's my own daughter. i would kill anyone so much as lays a finger on her or her beautiful daughter, but that fucking pisher you socked in the mouth has the most expensive dentist in beverly hills and wants i should buy him an implant. your silverback horseshit's gonna cost me eight grand.	I'll work it off.
that prick tried to get jessica to blow him in the bathroom --	Bobby, I love Jessica like she's my own daughter. I would kill anyone so much as lays a finger on her or her beautiful daughter, but that fucking pisher you socked in the mouth has the most expensive dentist in Beverly Hills and wants I should buy him an implant. Your silverback horseshit's gonna cost me eight grand.
they're fucking yeshiva buchas. you didn't have to tear up the goddamn place. you knocked out a guys teeth.	That prick tried to get Jessica to blow him in the bathroom --
they were out of line --	They're fucking yeshiva buchas. You didn't have to tear up the goddamn place. You knocked out a guys teeth.
last time, maybe, with the puerto ricans, but these were nice jewish boys.	They were out of line --
mr. reuben, i swear to god, they were out of line.	Last time, maybe, with the Puerto Ricans, but these were nice Jewish boys.
i like you, kid. why do you gotta make it so hard for me to take care of you?	Mr. Reuben, I swear to God, they were out of line.
that's why they call it the smart money.	I like you, kid. Why do you gotta make it so hard for me to take care of you?
never won a race. but it got me in with the trainer. we'd have a thing, i don't remember, some fucking thing. the jockey would raise his whip, it meant the fix was in, we'd all go running. people get greedy. first they bet small, they keep their mouth shut. within a month's time, everyone and their brother was in on it. the odds would drop, i mean you could watch the goddamn board. it looked like a fuckin stopwatch, the odds would drop so fast.	That's why they call it the smart money.
she was fast, huh?	Never won a race. But it got me in with the trainer. We'd have a thing, I don't remember, some fucking thing. The jockey would raise his whip, it meant the fix was in, we'd all go running. People get greedy. First they bet small, they keep their mouth shut. Within a month's time, everyone and their brother was in on it. The odds would drop, I mean you could watch the goddamn board. It looked like a fuckin stopwatch, the odds would drop so fast.
a million. easy.	She was fast, huh?
pshhh...	A million. Easy.
yeah. the blaze. i bought her in '66. hired a trainer, stall, whatever it was. that horse made me over a hundred grand. in 'sixties' dollars. you know what that is today?	Pshhh...
this one?	Yeah. The blaze. I bought her in '66. Hired a trainer, stall, whatever it was. That horse made me over a hundred grand. In 'sixties' dollars. You know what that is today?
it's fixed. that's the only way to win. a sure thing. see that horse. the blaze.	This one?
why?	It's fixed. That's the only way to win. A sure thing. See that horse. The blaze.
smart. hard as hell to handicap. you know what i like? hai alai. fast game. you know why i like it?	Why?
me? no. not really.	Smart. Hard as hell to handicap. You know what I like? Hai Alai. Fast game. You know why I like it?
you bet the ponies?	Me? No. Not really.
sure. yeah.	You bet the ponies?
you like the ponies?	Sure. Yeah.
where's the drop?	You three are gonna meet him for dinner. Find out if and where. Now any of you motherfuckers got anything else to say?
now listen. the gig couldn't be simpler. you carry the money to the welshman, he checks it, hands you his marker, you're done. the washed money goes directly to maxie. long as you hand off the bag, you're tight.	Where's the drop?
what's the plan?	Tom, the Welsh dude --
a bad heart.	I didn't tell him shit. He worries too much. I love that old Jew, but he's gonna kill himself worrying. We started this shit, and we're gonna finish it.
don't 'easy ruiz' me. y'all turned a easter egg hunt into a butt-fuck-a- thon.  bring me four eggs benedict and a mimosa. you all want mimosas?	Nah, man...
jesus christ, where the fuck you been all night? you look like you got shit out in the gorilla house.	Good morning.
we get it. we're sorry.	Now that Limey motherfucker's jumpy and wants to change shit around on me. Maxie's gonna shit a Nokia when he hears about... Aw, shit, I better call him before he hears.
'dis?' 'dis?' you're not in a position to 'dis', or 'give props', or whatever your real world sense of fucking decorum tells you to do. you're nothing. you're wallpaper. you're not here to make fucking friends. asking a motherfucker where he lives. and who the fuck told you 'red dragon'?.	We get it. We're sorry.
that's him. now you all know the drill, right?	What drill?
taken care of?	Yeah, he's getting there on his own.
ricky's taken care of.	Taken care of?
aren't we waiting for ricky?	Ricky's taken care of.
understand me?	Yeah.
yeah?	Understand me?
don't know much. i hear he runs a tight ship.	Yeah?
this ruiz guy, what's his deal?	Don't know much. I hear he runs a tight ship.
'trustafarians?'	You know, white kids with trust funds acting like they're poor. Keeping it real. Know what I mean?
yeah.	Depends what night.
spa?	Yeah.
i can wait around if you want.	No. That's cool, man.
well, this is the corner.	I can wait around if you want.
no. just the cross streets.	Well, this is the corner.
you don't know where you're going?	No. Just the cross streets.
harlem? what is it, a restaurant?	You don't know where you're going?
yeah. i'll find it. it's in harlem.	Harlem? What is it, a restaurant?
so, jimmy, you know where this address is?	Yeah. I'll find it. It's in Harlem.
where is the soho grand?	Soho.
nah.	Traveling light. I like that.
yeah. you're staying at the soho grand. you got anything checked?	Nah.
i'm not sure. all i know is the account is cardiff giant.	Yeah. You're staying at the Soho Grand. You got anything checked?
you're going to the soho grand hotel, right?	I'm not sure. All I know is the account is Cardiff Giant.
what's that?	You're going to the Soho Grand hotel, right?
hi. i'm jimmy.	Bobby.
hi. i, uh, think that's us.	Hi. I'm Jimmy.
listen, man, we really gotta...	I be off in a minute.  Say again...?
so's this.  hey baby... oh, nothing. what were you saying?	Listen, man, we really gotta...
it's important.	So's this.  Hey baby... Oh, nothing. What were you saying?
i'm on the phone.	It's important.
excuse me, we need to make a call.	I'm on the phone.
yeah... mmmm, that sounds good... uhu...	Excuse me, we need to make a call.
any time, bro.	Thanks.
thanks a lot. don't worry about it.	Any time, bro.
sorry, man, but...	Thanks a lot. Don't worry about it.
can you check?	He's not here.
ruiz is always on the list. he just ain't here, though.	Can you check?
we're supposed to meet him here. is ruiz on the list?	Ruiz is always on the list. He just ain't here, though.
ruiz isn't here.	We're supposed to meet him here. Is Ruiz on the list?
we're with ruiz.	Ruiz isn't here.
no. i'll wait here.	I'll be a minute.
i'll drop you off in a minute. i want to see if the baby's up. you wanna come in?	No. I'll wait here.
dude, we were practically made...	I'll drop you off in a minute. I want to see if the baby's up. You wanna come in?
holy shit. get me back to manhattan.	Take us right to Kennedy. Now.
look. they're together. you telling me this ain't a set-up?	Easy...
scenario b. i think i'm getting under ruiz's skin. i'm no dummy. he doesn't like how it went down with the red drag -- welshman, whatever. now i got fruitpie the magician telling me i can't call my man max? and that welshman's sketchy.  whatever, i don't know where it's coming, which way it's coming from, i'm telling you one thing right now, i'm not gonna be late for the dance.	You're not getting a gun.
where do you get this shit?	Scenario B. I think I'm getting under Ruiz's skin. I'm no dummy. He doesn't like how it went down with the Red Drag -- Welshman, whatever. Now I got Fruitpie the Magician telling me I can't call my man Max? And that Welshman's sketchy.  Whatever, I don't know where it's coming, which way it's coming from, I'm telling you one thing right now, I'm not gonna be late for the dance.
think about it: you knocked out that jewish kid's tooth, cost him eight grand, maybe more. maybe lost his whole line of clientele? he knows you're fucking up jess' dancing, and i got a feeling he knows i stole his carpet cleaning van by the way he looks at me. he can't kill us in la cause that leads to too many questions. so he flies us out here first class for a 'drop' that's turned into whatever? he can make us disappear out here real nice...	Where do you get this shit?
don't fuck around. you're gonna get us all killed.	Think about it: You knocked out that Jewish kid's tooth, cost him eight grand, maybe more. Maybe lost his whole line of clientele? He knows you're fucking up Jess' dancing, and I got a feeling he knows I stole his carpet cleaning van by the way he looks at me. He can't kill us in LA cause that leads to too many questions. So he flies us out here first class for a 'drop' that's turned into whatever? He can make us disappear out here real nice...
let's just go get guns, i'd feel better.	Don't fuck around. You're gonna get us all killed.
i don't want to take any more chances.	Let's just go get guns, I'd feel better.
three and a half hours?	I don't want to take any more chances.
let's just go now and wait.	Three and a half hours?
so what do we do?	Let's just go now and wait.
how we gonna sleep? we only got a few hours til dinner.	So what do we do?
let's get some sleep. that's what we need, man. sleep.	How we gonna sleep? We only got a few hours til dinner.
no more, man.	Let's get some sleep. That's what we need, man. Sleep.
it's gonna be fine.	No more, man.
this is horseshit. it coulda been so easy.	It's gonna be fine.
i'm sorry...	This is horseshit. It coulda been so easy.
ricky. i'm trying to save this money. understand? i'm trying to make it so my girlfriend doesn't have to grind her ass into other men's erections so her daughter can go to private school.	I'm sorry...
this shit's peanuts compared to what we're gonna make with maxie.	Ricky. I'm trying to save this money. Understand? I'm trying to make it so my girlfriend doesn't have to grind her ass into other men's erections so her daughter can go to private school.
i fucking vouched for you. i vouched for you and you fucked me.	This shit's peanuts compared to what we're gonna make with Maxie.
calm down.	I fucking vouched for you. I vouched for you and you fucked me.
they only cover one fifty in incidentals. you've been ordering fucking... motherfucker...	Calm down.
what about it?	They only cover one fifty in incidentals. You've been ordering fucking... Motherfucker...
yes i did. you asshole! what about the room?	What about it?
you did?	Yes I did. You asshole! What about the room?
i did! i paid for half the fuckin drinks!	You did?
you coulda picked up a tab every once in a while.	I did! I paid for half the fuckin drinks!
what happened to the fifteen hundred?	You coulda picked up a tab every once in a while.
eighty five.	What happened to the fifteen hundred?
eighty bucks?!?	Eighty five.
eighty.	Eighty bucks?!?
what do you have left?	Eighty.
no.	What do you have left?
you're out of money?	No.
you wanna see how fast i get a gun?	You're out of money?
why?	You wanna see how fast I get a gun?
float me a hundred bucks.	Why?
it was six in the fucking morning.	Float me a hundred bucks.
that's cause you decided to get all tired all of a sudden.	It was six in the fucking morning.
you couldn't even get a hand job from bridge and tunnel posse, how you gonna get a gun?	That's cause you decided to get all tired all of a sudden.
wanna bet?	You couldn't even get a hand job from bridge and tunnel posse, how you gonna get a gun?
you wouldn't even know where to get one.	Wanna bet?
all the more reason.	You wouldn't even know where to get one.
i listened extremely carefully. nothing was even vaguely implied. he even laughed in your face when you asked him	All the more reason.
i'm pretty sure we do.	I listened extremely carefully. Nothing was even vaguely implied. He even laughed in your face when you asked him
we don't need guns.	I'm pretty sure we do.
we need guns.	We don't need guns.
i'm tired and i'm scared, and i'm not looking at fucking penguins.	We need guns.
whatever. we're here. we may as well go to the penguin house.	I'm tired and I'm scared, and I'm not looking at fucking penguins.
did you hear what he just said?	Whatever. We're here. We may as well go to the penguin house.
yeah. let's look at the penguins.	Did you hear what he just said?
wait a minute. you want to look at fucking penguins now?	Yeah. Let's look at the penguins.
the penguin house.	Wait a minute. You want to look at fucking penguins now?
the what?	The penguin house.
let's check out the penguins.	The what?
let's do it.	I'm your soldier.
nothing, man.	You want us strapped, don't you?
hey, jimmy, where they taking us?	Yeah. Where they gonna whack us?
i swear to god, i'll fucking puke.	Hey, Jimmy, where they taking us?
c'mon, man...	I swear to God, I'll fucking puke.
put that shit out...	C'mon, man...
we're getting ahead of ourselves. we haven't gotten any sleep. let's just keep our mouthes shut and not make any mistakes. now hurry up and get your shit on so we're not late and make things worse.	Put that shit out...
is it so unrealistic to think ruiz, who doesn't even want us here, is throwing us to the wolves? as an apology? and i don't even know what we're dropping off or picking up --	We're getting ahead of ourselves. We haven't gotten any sleep. Let's just keep our mouthes shut and not make any mistakes. Now hurry up and get your shit on so we're not late and make things worse.
you gonna shank him in the shower?	Is it so unrealistic to think Ruiz, who doesn't even want us here, is throwing us to the wolves? As an apology? And I don't even know what we're dropping off or picking up --
i got a bad feeling, man. i don't want to go in naked.	You gonna shank him in the shower?
what are you doing.	I got a bad feeling, man. I don't want to go in naked.
it's not a 'sit down.' he said he's telling us the plan.	What are you doing.
why else you think he won't tell us where the sit down is?	It's not a 'sit down.' He said he's telling us the plan.
we're not getting whacked.	Why else you think he won't tell us where the sit down is?
we're getting whacked.	We're not getting whacked.
he said it's being arranged. he said jimmy will know.	We're getting whacked.
where?	He said it's being arranged. He said Jimmy will know.
he wants to see us now.	Where?
what's up?	He wants to see us now.
hi.  it's ruiz.  yeah. so the driver knows where to go? when? we'll be down in five. no, i'll tell him. he's right there. bye.	What's up?
what the fuck was that about?	She was jonesing for me.
what the hell did you do?	I swear to God, I didn't do anything.
dude, get back out there. you gotta help me get them in the hot tub.  hang on girls! just get out there. i'll be right out. you know how i do.	Yeah, I know how you do. I know how you do. I've heard your kibbles and bits all fucking night. You've been shaking your ass like an unemployed clown. How the room's a boiling pot of sugar water. How you're gonna dip a string into it and make rockcandy. Who wants to play 'Just the tip?' Dancing around like a smacked ass. Oh, and that coat check girl you've been dragging around as 'insurance' doesn't even speak English.
what the fuck's going on?	Dude, get back out there. You gotta help me get them in the hot tub.  Hang on girls! Just get out there. I'll be right out. You know how I do.
do not put this on ruiz's tab. start a new one.	Damn right. Bring us two bottles of Dom Champs and here, take fifty in case I call you bitch later when I'm drunk.  Siddown, motherfucker.  'Sex and paychecks.'
look who's back? want some champagne?	Do not put this on Ruiz's tab. Start a new one.
fuck you. go then. i'm taking the car.	Fine.
you got that right.	Fuck you. Go then. I'm taking the car.
you can't go in there. they know you're with ruiz.	You got that right.
work's over. i'm gonna party.	You can't go in there. They know you're with Ruiz.
you fucking nuts?	Work's over. I'm gonna party.
back in.	You fucking nuts?
where do you think you're going?	Back in.
fuck this.	Where do you think you're going?
yeah, me too. you're a fucking bull in a china shop.	Fuck this.
you too?	Yeah, me too. You're a fucking bull in a china shop.
why you gotta make everything difficult?	You too?
about what?	Why you gotta make everything difficult?
you happy?	About what?
yeah.	So we're working?
he woulda told us right?	You would think.
like i said, i don't know.	He woulda told us right?
so is this the drop?	Like I said, I don't know.
yo, fuck him, man. calling us guineas...	What do you give a shit what he calls us? He's not our friend. Let's just get this shit over with and go home. What's this place we're going to, Jimmy?
i detected no vibe other than that ruiz thinks you're a fucking idiot.	Yo, fuck him, man. Calling us guineas...
yeah. what vibe?	I detected no vibe other than that Ruiz thinks you're a fucking idiot.
what did i 'get?'	Yeah. What vibe?
yeah, but you know horrace. what did you get off him?	What did I 'get?'
missing what? he didn't say shit.	Yeah, but you know Horrace. What did you get off him?
well, i thought you understood and i was just missing it.	Missing what? He didn't say shit.
i don't know.	Well, I thought you understood and I was just missing it.
this shit's sketchy. why do they drop us in the middle of nowhere to have the guy we're supposed to meet come meet us just to tell us we have to meet the same guy somewhere else?	I don't know.
you know this guy?	His names Horrace. Horrace, this is Ricky Slade.
i mean, that's what i heard --	You got something to say --
what the fuck is that supposed --	I mean, that's what I heard --
you know he fucks all his girls, don't you?	What the fuck is that supposed --
you just don't fucking get it, do you?	You know he fucks all his girls, don't you?
relax. i'll do right by him. you know that.	You just don't fucking get it, do you?
you gotta be kidding me. i vouched for you.	Relax. I'll do right by him. You know that.
oh, give me a break. don't tell me you feel bad for the guy.	You gotta be kidding me. I vouched for you.
motherfucker...	Oh, give me a break. Don't tell me you feel bad for the guy.
sold it, stole it, whatever...	Motherfucker...
you sold it? i thought they stole it.	Sold it, stole it, whatever...
look, man, i never met ruiz, okay? i don't know what the fuck i'm picking up, what the fuck i'm dropping off, who the fuck i'm meeting. all i know is maxie's still pissed at me cause i sold his fucking van.	You sold it? I thought they stole it.
no. tell me. what's so fucking horrible about this gig? you've been crawling up my ass for six months to get your name on maxie's list, and here we are.	Look, man, I never met Ruiz, okay? I don't know what the fuck I'm picking up, what the fuck I'm dropping off, who the fuck I'm meeting. All I know is Maxie's still pissed at me cause I sold his fucking van.
don't even start.	No. Tell me. What's so fucking horrible about this gig? You've been crawling up my ass for six months to get your name on Maxie's list, and here we are.
what the fuck do you have to complain about?	Don't even start.
what the fuck do you...	What the fuck do you have to complain about?
this is bullshit, man.	What the fuck do you...
no. they asked who i was, then told me what corner.	This is bullshit, man.
so they said more than the address.	No. They asked who I was, then told me what corner.
they asked who it was.	So they said more than the address.
how'd they know who you were?	They asked who it was.
nothing.	How'd they know who you were?
nothing else.	Nothing.
i told you what they said.	Nothing else.
they didn't say an address?	I told you what they said.
they said a hundred thirty-fifth and twelfth.	They didn't say an address?
what exactly did they say?	They said a hundred thirty-fifth and Twelfth.
shit. it's thirty-five cents. you got a dime?	Fuck...
it's on west broadway. we can walk.	Well, I don't want to walk.
you think maxie doesn't want us to roll hard? why do you think he gave us all this bread? or the number on the pager? we gotta represent him by showing some class. the man's got an operation. how does it reflect on him if we nickel and dime it?	It's on West Broadway. We can walk.
we're here representing max. you're acting like a puerto rican on the fifteenth of the month.	You think Maxie doesn't want us to roll hard? Why do you think he gave us all this bread? Or the number on the pager? We gotta represent him by showing some class. The man's got an operation. How does it reflect on him if we nickel and dime it?
as a matter of fact i was. you got a problem with that?	We're here representing Max. You're acting like a Puerto Rican on the fifteenth of the month.
i know you're not calling jimmy.	As a matter of fact I was. You got a problem with that?
what are you doing?	I know you're not calling Jimmy.
what are you doing?	What are you doing?
don't play dumb. you know what i'm talking about.	What are you doing?
who's gonna smell me a mile away?	Don't play dumb. You know what I'm talking about.
we just got moved up in the world. you gotta let go of that blue collar mentality that was drummed into your head. you gotta start owning it man, or they'll smell you a mile away like a cheap suit.	Who's gonna smell me a mile away?
oh really. why's that?	We just got moved up in the world. You gotta let go of that blue collar mentality that was drummed into your head. You gotta start owning it man, or they'll smell you a mile away like a cheap suit.
but let me tell you, man, i don't like your attitude already.	Oh really. Why's that?
don't worry about it. just be smart.	But let me tell you, man, I don't like your attitude already.
fine. i'll put it on my room. okay?	Don't worry about it. Just be smart.
ricky, who knows how long we're gonna have to be here. we gotta make it last.	Fine. I'll put it on my room. Okay?
relax. you got one-fifty. you heard the guy.	Ricky, who knows how long we're gonna have to be here. We gotta make it last.
great. on my fucking room.	Relax. You got one-fifty. You heard the guy.
yeah, i guess.	Great. On my fucking room.
jesus, man. plus ten?	Yeah, I guess.
forty-six.	Jesus, man. Plus ten?
how much was it?	Forty-six.
how much? okay. make it fifteen minutes and you can add on a ten dollar tip. bye.	How much was it?
how much is it?	How much? Okay. Make it fifteen minutes and you can add on a ten dollar tip. Bye.
yeah, bring up two burgers and a couple of heinekens. i'm in room... how'd you know? oh. yeah. how long? cool.	How much is it?
c'mon, man...	Yeah, bring up two burgers and a couple of Heinekens. I'm in room... How'd you know? Oh. Yeah. How long? Cool.
shhh... hello, room service?	C'mon, man...
who you calling?	Shhh... Hello, room service?
you sure?	Yeah. He said that's our account with the car service.
'cardiff giant.' that's us.	You sure?
no. look. there.	'Cardiff Giant.' That's us.
maybe we should call for a cab.	No. Look. There.
shit. no new pages. i don't even know where the fuck we're supposed to go.	Maybe we should call for a cab.
i don't want to show up hammered. we're supposed to be representing max.	Oh, I'll represent alright.
unless we're supposed to whack out the fuckin' pilot, i don't think we're gonna have to work in the next five hours.	I don't want to show up hammered. We're supposed to be representing Max.
we're not supposed to get drunk. we're on call.	Unless we're supposed to whack out the fuckin' pilot, I don't think we're gonna have to work in the next five hours.
you hear that? you can drink as much as you want up here.	We're not supposed to get drunk. We're on call.
i'll get the girl.	Nah, don't bother --
what's the movie?	I'll get the girl.
see, man. maxie fuckin takes care of you when you're in. beats cleaning carpets.	What's the movie?
pretty nice.	See, man. Maxie fuckin takes care of you when you're in. Beats cleaning carpets.
holy shit. can you believe this?	Pretty nice.
it's ours.	To keep?
is that the woman from..?	She really liked the kitchen.
right here's fine.	Is that the woman from..?
this paint sucks. the white shows through.	Right here's fine.
i don't know.	This paint sucks. The white shows through.
who's driving her?	I don't know.
max won't let me drive jess to dance anymore.	Who's driving her?
she wants you to paint the ashtray.	I'm not painting the fu --, I'm not painting the ashtray. And frogs aren't purple.
what? did she say something?	She wants you to paint the ashtray.
i'm not taking her to a bar.	Why not? I grew up in bars. It's fun for a kid.
oh, give me a break. look at her. she don't even know where the hell she is. she'd have more fun at bordner's.	I'm not taking her to a bar.
i promised chloe we'd come here.	Oh, give me a break. Look at her. She don't even know where the hell she is. She'd have more fun at Bordner's.
why can't we just grab a goddamn beer.	I promised Chloe we'd come here.
jesus christ, fine. alright?	See? Now everyone's got one on.  What do you got there?
c'mon, man, not in front of the baby. put on your seat belt before i get another ticket.	Jesus Christ, fine. Alright?
no, man. it wrinkles my shit. let's grab a fuckin beer --	C'mon, man, not in front of the baby. Put on your seat belt before I get another ticket.
i tried your atm pin. i gotta kill an hour. let's grab a beer.	Seat belt.
how'd you unlock my phone?	I tried your ATM PIN. I gotta kill an hour. Let's grab a beer.
shhh...  yeah, yeah... no. no. i'll be there.  you gotta get me to the magic castle at four.	How'd you unlock my phone?
nice work.	Shhh...  Yeah, yeah... No. No. I'll be there.  You gotta get me to the Magic Castle at four.
i like it.	Nice work.
it's not even yours.	I like it.
i like it.	It's not even yours.
why do you always get stuck taking care of the kid.	I like it.
i gotta pick up the baby.	Why do you always get stuck taking care of the kid.
some mexican? how much could he weigh? a buck fifty, tops? i'd kick his fucking ass.	I gotta pick up the baby.
maxie says he runs a tight ship. i wouldn't fuck with him.	Some Mexican? How much could he weigh? A buck fifty, tops? I'd kick his fucking ass.
who is this fucking ruiz?	Maxie says he runs a tight ship. I wouldn't fuck with him.
we're not delivering shit. ruiz is delivering something, and whatever it is is his business.	Who is this fucking Ruiz?
what are we delivering?	We're not delivering shit. Ruiz is delivering something, and whatever it is is his business.
your first start at db, it's against fairfax, and you miss the fucking bus.	What are we delivering?
fuck him.	Your first start at DB, it's against Fairfax, and you miss the fucking bus.
i still can't believe you missed the fucking team bus.	Fuck him.
we'll kill fairfax this year.	I still can't believe you missed the fucking team bus.
we look good this year.	We'll kill Fairfax this year.
sorry coach.	Sorry coach.
you wanna go right now?	I'll beat your ass --
please. i got three inches on you. you wouldn't have landed a punch if i didn't let you.	You wanna go right now?
bullshit...	Please. I got three inches on you. You wouldn't have landed a punch if I didn't let you.
shit. who we kidding? i know i suck, and i held you up for ten rounds --	Bullshit...
what happened to boxing? i thought we made a vow.	Shit. Who we kidding? I know I suck, and I held you up for ten rounds --
damn right, i have. you think i like living on fucking yucca? we do a good job on this, we're in.	What happened to boxing? I thought we made a vow.
no. you've been waiting for this kind of opportunity.	Damn right, I have. You think I like living on fucking Yucca? We do a good job on this, we're in.
this is the opportunity of a lifetime. what are you? nuts? you've been waiting for this kind of opportunity.	No. You've been waiting for this kind of opportunity.
you don't imply about something like that. you lay it out on the table. besides, i'm not taking the job.	This is the opportunity of a lifetime. What are you? Nuts? You've been waiting for this kind of opportunity.
he implied it.	You don't imply about something like that. You lay it out on the table. Besides, I'm not taking the job.
he didn't say we need guns.	He implied it.
i think we might.	He didn't say we need guns.
we don't need guns.	I think we might.
we need guns.	We don't need guns.
come on, man. not with the owners here.	Hey, baby... Nothing. What are you doing...? Yeah, I'll probably cut out early...
fuck them.	Shhh...
then why do you try to get in?	Fuck them.
i do. it's a fuckin persian palace.	Then why do you try to get in?
i thought you hate that club.	I do. It's a fuckin Persian Palace.
so i'm like, 'maybe i'm not on the list cause i'm not a fuckin persian.'	I thought you hate that club.
i'll page you with the number.	Bye.
i will.	I'll page you with the number.
ask if he said anything to her.	I will.
i got no idea.	Ask if he said anything to her.
i'll page you with the number. i'll see you later. what time you done?	I got no idea.
i know the number.	I'll page you with the number. I'll see you later. What time you done?
cause if you don't know the number, i can page you with the number so you'll have the number.	I know the number.
yeah. i know the number.	Cause if you don't know the number, I can page you with the number so you'll have the number.
yeah. page me. you know the number?	Yeah. I know the number.
i'll page you.	Yeah. Page me. You know the number?
of course i don't want you to bring it up to him... but if it comes up...	I'll page you.
i'm not gonna bring it up to him.	Of course I don't want you to bring it up to him... But if it comes up...
i wouldn't keep bugging you, but you said he said he would have a job for us.	I'm not gonna bring it up to him.
don't be shitty.	I wouldn't keep bugging you, but you said he said he would have a job for us.
how am i being shitty?	Don't be shitty.
don't be shitty.	How am I being shitty?
that's not what you said. you said if you didn't have a winning record --	Don't be shitty.
it's not losing record.	That's not what you said. You said if you didn't have a winning record --
so, it's not a winning record.	It's not losing record.
yeah, i'm 5-5 and 1.	So, it's not a winning record.
so, it was a draw.	Yeah, I'm 5-5 and 1.
so?	So, it was a draw.
you said if you didn't have a winning record after eleven fights, you'd talk to max.	So?
what are you saying?	You said if you didn't have a winning record after eleven fights, you'd talk to Max.
what about it?	What are you saying?
what about boxing?	What about it?
did max mention anything about any jobs?	What about boxing?
c'mon...	Fuck...
bobby and ricky.	Right, right. The 'thugs.'
fine, fine. and you were...?	Bobby and Ricky.
tom. how's it going?	Fine, fine. And you were...?
hey, boys.	Tom. How's it going?
i want to leave right now.	I didn't do anything --
you want to come splash around.	I'm just warning you, I can't swim.
yeah. i want it.	Well, come on then. It's back here.
you want your surprise?	Yeah. I want it.
where's the surprise?	You want your surprise?
i don't wear a white wig, i don't carry a gavel.	That's a good idea, maybe I will!
kinda. yeah.	What do you mean 'kinda?'
and you grew up in manhattan?	Kinda. Yeah.
we rep lines? you know? fashion?	And you grew up in Manhattan?
he's on the list.	Show me. Show me where it says Screech on the fucking list.
did you see that shit? motherfucker.  you let in fucking screech, dude? i'm waiting and you let in screech?	He's on the list.
again with the fucking china club! what do i look like a fucking persian to you?	Hey. I'm half Lebanese.
maybe you wanna try the china club.	Again with the fucking China Club! What do I look like a fucking Persian to you?
cardiff giant. just check.	Maybe you wanna try the China Club.
what?	Cardiff Giant. Just check.
cardiff giant?	What?
you see a ricky slade?	Cardiff Giant?
yeah. ricky slade.	You see a Ricky Slade?
how is it you're good? you on a list?	Yeah. Ricky Slade.
yeah, but, we're good. you know what i mean?	How is it you're good? You on a list?
the line's over there.	Yeah, but, we're good. You know what I mean?
watch out, man. sorry. i'm on the list, man.  hey, bro.	The line's over there.
cool. see you later.	Cool.
you look good, man.	Cool. See you later.
a little.	You look good, man.
you look big, man. diesel. you been lifting?	A little.
s'up.	You look big, man. Diesel. You been lifting?
what's up, man.	S'up.
i operate out of the chicago o'hare hub. can i help you with anything else?	Yeah. Me and my boy here are gonna be in New York overnight. I want you to pass the word around to the honeys back in business class that you all got plans for tonight. I'm talkin' a California style, Tupac, gangster pool party back at the hotel. And make that drink a double.
where do you live?	I operate out of the Chicago O'Hare hub. Can I help you with anything else?
excuse me.	Where do you live?
where do you live?	Excuse me.
yes.	Where do you live?
yes.  would you care for another one?	Yes.
drinks are free, right?	Yes.  Would you care for another one?
yes?	Drinks are free, right?
you're up front. everything's free up here.	Yes?
the videos.	You're up front. Everything's free up here.
how much is what?	The videos.
yeah, sure. how much are they?	How much is what?
i'll get you the list of videos, if you don't mind, i'll offer the other passengers a beverage.	Yeah, sure. How much are they?
ugh...	I'll get you the list of videos, if you don't mind, I'll offer the other passengers a beverage.
it's in your copy of hemispheres. i believe it's mickey blue eyes.	Ugh...
yeah, uh, what's the movie?	It's in your copy of Hemispheres. I believe it's Mickey Blue Eyes.
yes?	Yeah, uh, what's the movie?
i'm half irish.	I don't fuck with those crazy, off- the-boat fuckin Irish. You heard of the Westies?.
ow, shit...	Watch it...
dude, you just gotta settle your shit down. you gotta go and say all that 'red dragon' shit. make him think he's on barretta.	Like you were doing any better shucking and jiving like you were waiting for wings outside the Quick and Split.
so we just go eat with him and that's gonna solve everything?	Dude, you just gotta settle your shit down. You gotta go and say all that 'Red Dragon' shit. Make him think he's on Barretta.
the welsh dude, sees all these niggers in perms and diamonds and shit, he gets nervous. but you motherfuckers, he just laughs. all beat up in your babaloo suit like fruitpie the magician.	So we just go eat with him and that's gonna solve everything?
i'll tell him someone else told me.	Just don't ask me no more shit.
stop.	I'll tell him someone else told me.
you really in trouble?	Stop.
see you later.	You really in trouble?
what the fuck, 'red dragon?'	What? Why am I bad?
why? what i say bad?	What the fuck, 'Red Dragon?'
i'm not saying shit to neither of you.	Why? What I say bad?
don't drag my ass into this --	He spoke to me. You want me to dis him?
it means you got a gun?	I know what 'strapped' means, motherfucker. What the fuck you think this shit is? '21 Jump Street?'  Cool out, they're coming back. Just throw up your screw face and don't speak unless spoken to.
'strapped?'	It means you got a gun?
you strapped?	'Strapped?'
maxie knows i don't go near drugs. i did a minute in quentin for possession with intent. and it ain't now cause he woulda told me.	You strapped?
how do you know it's not drugs?	Maxie knows I don't go near drugs. I did a minute in Quentin for possession with intent. And it ain't now cause he woulda told me.
where's spa.	Jimmy knows. 13th Street. We'll meet you there.
i... i just hired these guys to watch my back...	Motherfucker, we're handing you money. What the hell we gonna pull?
i can't yet vouch for the amount, unless you want me to sit here and count.	No, man, that's fine. Just put that you took delivery.
sorry about that. where's your mate?	Couldn't make it. Here's the money.
come, now. you just got here.	That's alright, man. It's a little early for me to drink.
no, thanks, man. we got to head out.	Come, now. You just got here.
brilliantly. care for a pint?	No, thanks, man. We got to head out.
how's it going?	Brilliantly. Care for a pint?
here they are, then.	How's it going?
no, really, mate?	Here...
don't worry, man. it's all for you.	No, really, mate?
sorry, mates. now there isn't even enough to go around...	Don't worry, man. It's all for you.
i've heard you've got the best coke in the states. the shit back home is pants.	That shouldn't be a problem.
coke?	I've heard you've got the best coke in the States. The shit back home is pants.
a little charlie, perhaps.	Coke?
what do you want?	A little Charlie, perhaps.
sure. anyplace in particular?	I hear the China Club is a laugh.
does anyone want another?	You want another drink?
no shit?	Does anyone want another?
well, he ain't gonna be around no more.	Pity. What's say we have a drink?
well, i didn't care for the club much. and, i must say, i didn't care for him either.	Well, he ain't gonna be around no more.
nah, see, maxie just asked him to set that shit up as a favor. he, you know, he tied in with the club. set us up so, you know, you feel at home.	Well, I didn't care for the club much. And, I must say, I didn't care for him either.
no?	Nah, see, Maxie just asked him to set that shit up as a favor. He, you know, he tied in with the club. Set us up so, you know, you feel at home.
ruiz? oh, he ain't here.	No?
and where is...?	Ruiz? Oh, he ain't here.
last thing i want is you with a gun.	Word.
nah, man...	You think it's funny, motherfucker?
you think this shit's funny, ho?	Nah, man...
good morning.	You think this shit's funny, Ho?
yeah.	Jimmy? Ruiz. Pick up Maxie's guineas at LUNA and bring them to Spa.  Jimmy's bringing the car around. Me and Ho rode sleds. We'll meet you at Spa in the VIP room.
i call 'em wiggers.	Different.
a lot of persians?	Not usually. Mostly Trustafarians.
i don't know. i thought you might. any idea what the job is?	The 'job?' Alls I know is I'm taking you to the Soho Grand.
no. what is it?	I don't know. I thought you might. Any idea what the job is?
you know my pager number?	No. What is it?
i handle most of cardiff giant's stuff.	You know my pager number?
so you're our own private guy?	I handle most of Cardiff Giant's stuff.
yeah. grab one of the cards behind you. call that number. it's my cell.	So you're our own private guy?
so whenever we want...	Yeah. Grab one of the cards behind you. Call that number. It's my cell.
yeah.	You'll love it.
you're from la, right?	Yeah.
yeah.	You're from LA, right?
the soho grand?	Yeah.
is it nice?	The Soho Grand?
ricky.	Soho Grand, right?
thanks.	You rode?
thanks, man. you need anything, you call.	Thanks.
we're square.	Thanks, man. You need anything, you call.
nigger, please. don't even order that artichoke shit. west side guineas. forget the drinks, leo. we gotta roll. what do i owe you?	We're square.
yeah, bring us four fernet.	Four fernet.
sure. you boys want anything?	Yeah, bring us four fernet.
yes, sir.	And, as for you, Bobby, you just moved up a notch. Your days of fighting for crumbs is through. Take a week off, come back, and we'll talk about the next thing.
we're square.	Yes, sir.
but, max --	We're square.
i never intended to test you two to that extent, but you both came through. i should've been informed there was a flag on the play, but i'll take that up with ruiz. i made a few calls back east. those punks weren't tied in with anyone. as for the welshman, he wasn't in on it. he was just plain dumb. as for you, ricky, your draw will go towards a new carpet cleaning van.	But, Max --
so, wait, what are we dropping off?	Goodbye.
you want... why are you picking on me?	Because you lost my fucking carpet cleaning van and I don't like you.
so tell me how it is.	You want... Why are you picking on me?
don't worry. i get it.	So tell me how it is.
tell me.	Don't worry. I get it.
i get it.	Tell me.
you can carry your keys. you will not mention my name or imply that you are in my employ. you will not speak to anyone while you are working. when you are not working, you are considered to be 'on call' and available twenty-four hours a day. this means you will not get drunk or do anything that will prevent you from operating in a professional manner. there is already a number in your pager's memory. it is a car service. when they ask you what account, you will respond: 'cardiff giant.' they will pick you up and take you anywhere you need to go. in other words, there is no reason why you should not reach any destination that you will be called upon to reach within fifteen minutes. do you see a pattern forming?	Yes.
what about my keys?	You can carry your keys. You will not mention my name or imply that you are in my employ. You will not speak to anyone while you are working. When you are not working, you are considered to be 'on call' and available twenty-four hours a day. This means you will not get drunk or do anything that will prevent you from operating in a professional manner. There is already a number in your pager's memory. It is a car service. When they ask you what account, you will respond: 'Cardiff Giant.' They will pick you up and take you anywhere you need to go. In other words, there is no reason why you should not reach any destination that you will be called upon to reach within fifteen minutes. Do you see a pattern forming?
what?	What about my keys?
keys.	What?
you will not carry any other pagers with you. you will not carry anything, for that matter, that i have not just given you.	Keys.
yeah.	You will not carry any other pagers with you. You will not carry anything, for that matter, that I have not just given you.
that money is your per diem.	And where do we bring it?
and the money. where do we bring the money?	That money is your per diem.
yes. you're going to new york.	And the money. Where do we bring the money?
we're going to new york?	Yes. You're going to New York.
dollars in c-notes, a numeric pager, a double-a battery, and a first class round-trip ticket to jfk.	We're going to New York?
go ahead. open the fuckin things. you should each find fifteen hundred --	dollars in c-notes, a numeric pager, a double-A battery, and a first class round-trip ticket to JFK.
can i borrow a piece of --	Go ahead. Open the fuckin things. You should each find fifteen hundred --
when all this is over and we're not working for maxie, i'd love to run into you on the street.  why aren't you coming?	That's none of your fucking business.
what?	When all this is over and we're not working for Maxie, I'd love to run into you on the street.  Why aren't you coming?
yeah.	What?
so, we're talking money laundering...	Will you tell Peter Jennings to shut up and fucking listen. The shit's as routine as you get. I coulda turned it over offshore in a week, but Maxie likes to do it all his way. Safe. I coulda dropped the bag alone. It's only two hundred G's. But he sent you all. So I can either send you home and tell Maxie, or we can flush the toilet one more time and hope it all goes down.
shut it, man. shut it. tom is a square. he don't but dabble in shit. maxie had me hook up a loan-back with him, through an austrian passbook account.	So, we're talking money laundering...
the red dragon.	Shut it, man. Shut it. Tom is a square. He don't but dabble in shit. Maxie had me hook up a loan-back with him, through an Austrian passbook account.
who's gonna outfit us?	Outfit? What's he talking about?
four mimosas.  you'll love them. so here's the plan. i didn't say shit to maxie, cause the man has acute angina, and i don't want to get him all worked up.	He has a cute what...?
no...	Four mimosas.  You'll love them. So here's the plan. I didn't say shit to Maxie, cause the man has acute angina, and I don't want to get him all worked up.
what the fuck was you told? don't talk, right?	Unless spoken to, ain't that right, Horrace. Didn't you say that?
she poured it for --	Far as she knows you're John Gotti. Now put the shit down and act like you got some ass.
what the fuck you think, i wanna 'hang' with you motherfuckers? yeah you're working. and put down the champagne.	She poured it for --
we don't know any drill. nobody told us anything.	Maxie told you to keep your mouth shut while you're working, right?
some fuckin guineas he sent me. it's midnight and the motherfucker's ordering an apertif.	It's a digestif.
yeah. that fernet tastes like tar. my grandfather tried to give me that.	Some fuckin guineas he sent me. It's midnight and the motherfucker's ordering an apertif.
what, motherfucker? you drinking 'the witch' after dinner?	Yeah. That fernet tastes like tar. My grandfather tried to give me that.
no. i'll take a strega.	What, motherfucker? You drinking 'the witch' after dinner?
i'll get it.	Who's up for a night on the town.
dip?	Yeah. This shit's fucking brilliant. I just fucking love the fact that you have kids driving around in pickup trucks with a mouthful of this shit, speeding their brains out. I gotta bring a case of it home to my mates. It's illegal back home, you know.
i am.	A rose by any other name would --
well, word on the street is you're welsh.	I am.
scotland.	Well, word on the street is you're Welsh.
and where might that be?	Scotland.
edinburgh.	And where might that be?
mmmm-hmm. where's the, uh, 'dragon's lair?' where do you live?	Edinburgh.
well, that's news to me. the name's tom.	Mmmm-hmm. Where's the, uh, 'Dragon's lair?' Where do you live?
so, you must be the red dragon.	Well, that's news to me. The name's Tom.
and here i thought you flew in some out of town muscle. how's it going, men?	So, you must be the Red Dragon.
yeah.	You could of been something, Archie, but the devil got to you.
take it easy. lay down and don't think about it.	Yeah.
no, man, i'm doing okay. thanks.	Take it easy. Lay down and don't think about it.
can you use a few bucks? i ain't got much, but --	No, man, I'm doing okay. Thanks.
yeah. i got a couple a new angles ain't been figured yet. all i need's a stake and a  chance --	Can you use a few bucks? I ain't got much, but --
i don't know. it doesn't matter. the thing is we got to get you back on your feet.	Yeah. I got a couple a new angles ain't been figured yet. All I need's a stake and a  chance --
i wasn't gonna shoot you, baby. it was just my rep, that's all. and don't shit me now, but did you have that number? tell me.	I don't know. It doesn't matter. The thing is we got to get you back on your feet.
you saved my life, archie. running me out of harlem. when i think how close we came to gunning each other down, i have to thank allah.	I wasn't gonna shoot you, baby. It was just my rep, that's all. And don't shit me now, but did you have that number? Tell me.
that really you, red?	You saved my life, Archie. Running me out of Harlem. When I think how close we came to gunning each other down, I have to thank Allah.
take it easy, baby.	That really you, Red?
let billie finish.	Now.
that's what it is. walk on out.	Let Billie finish.
and every cat's watching, ain't they? it's a toe-down.	That's what it is. Walk on out.
there's two guns on you.	And every cat's watching, ain't they? It's a toe-down.
i'm wearing, archie.	There's two guns on you.
i don't want your money.	I'm wearing, Archie.
i'll give you back the 600.	I don't want your money.
you know it.	I'll give you back the 600.
it's me or you, ain't it, pops?	You know it.
you _took_ me, you bastard, and now i'm taking you.	It's me or you, ain't it, Pops?
you're a damn liar.	You _took_ me, you bastard, and now I'm taking you.
oh, sit down, man. what you tasting? i'm buying.	I ain't drinking hot piss with you. Come on, Sam.
then skip it, man. but you slipping, baby. you done slipped.	Oh, sit down, man. What you tasting? I'm buying.
shit, what else she gonna say?	Then skip it, man. But you slipping, baby. You done slipped.
the bitch was there.	Shit, what else she gonna say?
you never had it.	The bitch was there.
was you that high? old man, i threw the slats at you. i said to combinate me.	You never had it.
you din't have no 1, 2, 8.	Was you that high? Old man, I threw the slats at you. I said to combinate me.
1, 2, 8 hit, didn't it?	You din't have no 1, 2, 8.
you owe me six big ones.	1, 2, 8 hit, didn't it?
what you talking?	You owe me six big ones.
daddy, where's my money?	What you talking?
1, 2, 8; 2, 8, 1.  i git 'em all?	I'll take your goddam bet.
sometimes you got a big ugly mouth.	Yeah, and I'm putting my money where my ugly mouth is. I'm putting you back in the numbers right now.  Baby, what's today?
i'm there, daddy. wheww. i'm cool enough to kill.	Bet you are.
ain't nuthin' in the world to give you that real deep cool. like girl. you there?	I'm there, daddy. Wheww. I'm cool enough to kill.
nnnnnnn!	Ain't nuthin' in the world to give you that real deep cool. Like girl. You there?
it hit?	Nnnnnnn!
i'm working on it.	I keep all my numbers in my head. I've never written any down.
i told you less paper, less trouble.	I'm working on it.
okay, baby. now you outfitted. you ready to tackle the street?	Let 'em come. I'm ready.
solid, daddy.	Okay, baby. Now you outfitted. You ready to tackle the street?
how's it feel?	Solid, daddy.
what?	Frisk me, baby. Give me a real pat down.
you looking good, little. real clean. clean as the board of health. but you missing something.	What?
when?	Just now.
i done told the man what he could do with his train.	When?
i like your heart and i like your style. you might just do, little. lessen you got to git back to that train job.	I done told the man what he could do with his train.
why?	'Cause I want in. And it don't take a lot to know you there, daddy.
yes, sir.	Why?
did you just now con me?	Yes, sir.
don't never write nothing down. file it up here, like i do.  'cause if they can't find no paper they ain't got no proof. ya dig?	Yes, sir.
lemme write it down for you.	Don't never write nothing down. File it up here, like I do.  'Cause if they can't find no paper they ain't got no proof. Ya dig?
you can't. i'll get a hold of you.	Lemme write it down for you.
where can i get a hold of you?	YOU can't. I'll get a hold of you.
no, my mama. she's from grenada.	I like you, country.
is your papa west indian?	No, my mama. She's from Grenada.
my papa taught me one thing: don't never bullshit a west indian bullshit artist.	Is your papa West Indian?
you ain't bullshitting me, is you, boy?	My papa taught me one thing: don't never bullshit a West Indian bullshit artist.
how 'bout that?	You ain't bullshitting me, is you, boy?
man's rep travels.	How 'bout that?
sombitch and i ain't never been to beantown.	Man's rep travels.
where i come from. boston.	Sombitch and I ain't never been to Beantown.
heard where?	Where I come from. Boston.
not this boy... i ain't fighting their war. i got my own. right chere. heard tell you're a good man to know.	Heard where?
when they want your ass, won't nothing keep you out.	Not this boy... I ain't fighting their war. I got my own. Right chere. Heard tell you're a good man to know.
keeps me out of the army.	When they want your ass, won't nothing keep you out.
bet you like that shit.	Keeps me out of the army.
i'm working trains. selling.	Bet you like that shit.
red, and i ain't no punk.	You better not be. Cause if a cat toe you down in this town, you better stand up or make tracks.
what they call you?	Red, and I ain't no punk.
he had it coming.	What they call you?
sit down. we ain't fixing to eat you. you look brand new in town. pretty handy with a bottle.	He had it coming.
what you say?	He gave it to you, Archie. He did.
don't push it. you way ahead. you back on top. that boy loves you, man.	What you say?
the dirty yellow rat bastard.	Don't push it. You way ahead. You back on top. That boy loves you, man.
yeah, got to do something about you.	You putting a hurtin' on my vision.
man live by his rep.	That's a fact. What you do, boy?
"i'm telling you god's words, not to hustle."	You want a new car? You want a new house? Is that it? It's the money, right?
now about our coming up in the world a little. you're not naive. you're a man of the world. the movement's grown; we've grown with it. you know folks. they want their leaders to be prosperous. one hand washes the other.	"I'm telling you God's words, not to hustle."
brother bembry, can we fix it so our loudspeaker is heard on the street?	I'm sure we can. This is a new sister, Sister Betty.
you can grovel and crawl for sin, but not to save your soul. pick the lock, malcolm; pick it.	I want to. God knows I want to.
i don't know how.	You can grovel and crawl for sin, but not to save your soul. Pick the lock, Malcolm; pick it.
tell him that.	I don't know how.
yeah. when i was picking a lock to rob somebody's house.	Tell Him that.
have you ever bent your knees, malcolm?	Yeah. When I was picking a lock to rob somebody's house.
i don't know what to say to allah.	Have you ever bent your knees, Malcolm?
-- the hardest and the greatest.	I don't know what to say to Allah.
i want to, bembry, but i can't.	-- the hardest and the greatest.
for evil to bend its knee, admit its guilt, implore his forgiveness, is the hardest thing on earth --	I want to, Bembry, but I can't.
i can't.	For evil to bend its knee, admit its guilt, implore His forgiveness, is the hardest thing on earth --
-- the hardest and the greatest.	I can't.
i want to, bembry, but i can't.	-- the hardest and the greatest.
for evil to bend its knee, admit its guilt, implore his forgiveness, is the hardest thing on earth --	I want to, Bembry, but I can't.
i can't.	For evil to bend its knee, admit its guilt, implore His forgiveness, is the hardest thing on earth --
but the key to islam is submission. that is why twice daily we turn to mecca, to the holy of holies, to pray. we bend our knees in submission.	I can't.
i will do it.	But the key to Islam is submission. That is why twice daily we turn to Mecca, to the Holy of Holies, to pray. We bend our knees in submission.
a muslim must be strikingly upright. outstanding. so those in the darkness can see the power of the light.	I will do it.
i will not touch the white man's poison: his drugs, his liquor, his carrion, his women.	A Muslim must be strikingly upright. Outstanding. So those in the darkness can see the power of the light.
the body is a holy repository.	I will not touch the white man's poison: his drugs, his liquor, his carrion, his women.
i sure met some.	No. Elijah Muhammad does not say "that white man is a devil." He teaches us that the white man is the devil. All white men.
i knew you'd hear me. the white man is the devil. all white men are devils.	I sure met some.
then the devil is white.	I knew you'd hear me. The white man is the devil. All white men are devils.
allah has sent us a prophet, a black man named elijah muhammad. for if god is black, malcolm --	Then the devil is white.
i'm not malcolm little and i'm not satan.	Who are you?
no. that's the name of the slave- master who owned your family. you don't even know who you are. you're nothing. less than nothing. a zero. who are you?	I'm not Malcolm Little and I'm not Satan.
little.	No. That's the name of the slave- master who owned your family. You don't even know who you are. You're nothing. Less than nothing. A zero. Who are you?
a black man playing big league ball is something.	I told you to go behind the words and dig out the truth. They let us sing and dance and smile -- and now they let one black man in the majors. That don't cancel out the greatest crime in history. When that blue- eyed devil locked us in chains -- 100,000,000 of us -- broke up our families, tortured us, cut us off from our language, our religion, our history.
sure, white man throw us a bone and that's supposed to make us forget 400 years.	A black man playing big league ball is something.
you pitch, baby; i'll ketch.	The first men on earth were black. They ruled and there was not one white face anywhere. But they teach us that we lived in caves and swung from trees. Black men were never like that.
lemme tell you about history: black history. you listening?	You pitch, baby; I'll ketch.
ole pete ain't much in the head, but he can lay in there with the wood.	Lemme tell you about history: black history. You listening?
aardvark, noun. an earth pig; an ant- eating african mammal. man, that sounds like the dozens.	Read it and keep on reading.
start at the beginning. page one, the first one. here --	Aardvark, noun. An earth pig; an ant- eating African mammal. Man, that sounds like the dozens.
where am i gonna start?	Start at the beginning. Page one, the first one. Here --
look 'em up and and out what they mean.	Where am I gonna start?
man, i'm studying in the man's book. i don't dig half the words.	Look 'em up and and out what they mean.
you got to learn everything the white man says and use it against him. the truth is laying there if you smart and read behind their words. it's buried there. you got to dig it out.	Man, how'm I gonna know the ones worth looking at?
then what you telling me to study in them for?	You got to learn everything the white man says and use it against him. The truth is laying there if you smart and read behind their words. It's buried there. You got to dig it out.
they sure ain't no black man's books in here.	Then what you telling me to study in them for?
that's bullshit. that's a white man's book. ain't all these white man's books?	They sure ain't no black man's books in here.
i can't make out that shit.	Soiled with dirt, foul; sullen, hostile, forbidding -- as a black day. Foully or outrageously wicked, as black cruelty. Indicating disgrace, dishonor or culpability.
go on, fool; the marble shooters are waiting for you.	Okay, okay. Show me, man.
what the hell for, man?	Go on, fool; the marble shooters are waiting for you.
did you ever study anything wasn't part of some con?	What the hell for, man?
what for?	Did you ever study anything wasn't part of some con?
but everything the white man taught you, you learned. he told you you were a black heathen and you believed him. he told you how he took you out of darkness and brought you to the light. and you believed him. he taught you to worship a blond, blue-eyed god with white skin -- and you believed him. he told you black was a curse, you believed him. did you ever look up the word black in the dictionary?	What for?
what? everybody knows god is white.	But everything the white man taught you, you learned. He told you you were a black heathen and you believed him. He told you how he took you out of darkness and brought you to the light. And you believed him. He taught you to worship a blond, blue-eyed God with white skin -- and you believed him. He told you black was a curse, you believed him. Did you ever look up the word black in the dictionary?
i'm telling you god's words, not no hustle. i'm talking the words of elijah, the black man's god. i'm telling you, boy, that god is black.	What? Everybody knows God is White.
come on, daddy, pull my coat. what happens if you give all that up? you get sick or somethin'? i pulled a hustle once and got out of the draft.	I'm telling you God's words, not no hustle. I'm talking the words of Elijah, the black man's God. I'm telling you, boy, that God is black.
your mama had sense because the pig is a filthy beast: part rat, part cat, and the rest is dog.	Come on, daddy, pull my coat. What happens if you give all that up? You get sick or somethin'? I pulled a hustle once and got out of the draft.
that's what mama used to say.	Your mama had sense because the pig is a filthy beast: part rat, part cat, and the rest is dog.
i read. i study. because the first thing a black man has to do is respect himself. respect his body and his mind. quit taking the white man's poison into your body: his cigarettes, his dope, his liquor, his white woman, his pork.	That's what Mama used to say.
what do you do with your time?	I read. I study. Because the first thing a black man has to do is respect himself. Respect his body and his mind. Quit taking the white man's poison into your body: his cigarettes, his dope, his liquor, his white woman, his pork.
don't con me.	What do you do with your time?
okay, okay.	Don't con me.
don't con me. don't try...	Okay, okay.
tell you this: you ain't no fool.	Don't con me. Don't try...
i respect myself. a man cuss because he hasn't got the words to say what's on his mind.	Tell you this: you ain't no fool.
you the only cat don't come on with that "whatcha know, daddy" jive; and you don't cuss none.	I respect myself. A man cuss because he hasn't got the words to say what's on his mind.
what's he gonna do to me he ain't already done?	You the only cat don't come on with that "Whatcha know, daddy" jive; and you don't cuss none.
i ain't never seen a cat like you. ain't you scared talking like that in front of an ofay?	What's he gonna do to me he ain't already done?
what you sniffing around for? i told you i gave you your last fix.	I ain't never seen a cat like you. Ain't you scared talking like that in front of an ofay?
elijah who?	Elijah Muhammad can get you out of prison. Out of the prison of your mind. Maybe all you want is another fix. I thought you were smart.
the question is, who are you? you are in the darkness, but it's not your fault. elijah muhammad can bring you into the light.	Elijah who?
man, i don't want to hear all that.	I thought you was smart. But you just another one of them cats strutting down the avenue in your clown suit with all that mess on you. Like a monkey. And the white man sees you and he laughs. He laughs because he knows you ain't white.
sure, burn yourself, pain yourself, put all that poison into your hair, into your body -- trying to be white.	Man, I don't want to hear all that.
leggo. i got to wash it out.	Let it burn. Maybe you'll hear me then.
i ain't said i'm ashamed.	Leggo. I got to wash it out.
like what? looking like me? like a nigger?! why don't you want to look like what you are? what makes you ashamed of being black?	I ain't said I'm ashamed.
cause i don't want to walk around with my head all nappy, looking like --	Like what? Looking like me? Like a nigger?! Why don't you want to look like what you are? What makes you ashamed of being black?
why? why does everybody conk?	Cause I don't want to walk around with my head all nappy, looking like --
man, you been locked up too long, everybody conks. all the cats.	Why? Why does everybody conk?
putting all that poison in your hair.	Man, you been locked up too long, everybody conks. All the cats.
when you go busting your fists against a stone wall, you're not using your brains. cause that's what the white man wants you to do. look at you.	Putting all that poison in your hair.
you ain't lying.	When you go busting your fists against a stone wall, you're not using your brains. Cause that's what the white man wants you to do. Look at you.
what did you give it to me for then?	'Cause you needed it. 'Cause you couldn't hear me without it.
that's the last stuff you'll ever get from me.	What did you give it to me for then?
talk, daddy, i'm listening. hey that ain't bad. you got some more?	That's the last stuff you'll ever get from me.
i can show you how to get out of prison. and it's no hype.	Talk, daddy, I'm listening. Hey that ain't bad. You got some more?
if you ain't trying to punk me, what's your hype?	I can show you how to get out of prison. And it's no hype.
you need something. it's not a reefer, but it'll help some.	Man, get outa my face. I ain't nobody's punk.
man, what do you want?	You need something. It's not a reefer, but it'll help some.
put it in a cup of water. it's nutmeg.	Man, what do you want?
who the hell are you?	Put it in a cup of water. It's nutmeg.
i'll have it tomorrow.	Brother Benjamin, do not rush, it has to be exact.
we need more young warriors like yourself, stick around and we shall see if your heart is true.	Mr. X, I won't make you out a liar.
i admire your enthusiasm but you should never join any organization without first checking it out thoroughly.	We need more young warriors like yourself, stick around and we shall see if your heart is true.
not exactly, but i want to be one, like you.	I admire your enthusiasm but you should never join any organization without first checking it out thoroughly.
do you?	Not exactly, but I want to be one, like you.
what can i do for you?	Mr. X, I was out there tonight. I saw what you did. I want to be a Muslim. I ain't never seen a Negro stand up to the police like that.
make it plain.	And now, without further remarks, I present to you one who is willing to put himself on the line for you --
next week, brother minister.	Has the Reverend called? Is he going to show?
folks are sitting out there today, not next week, expecting to hear our program.	Next week, Brother Minister.
no, brother minister.	Why not? You've had ample time, you and the sister.
is the program ready?	No, Brother Minister.
all praises are due to allah. thank you, brother minister.	Come, sit with us.
you are now benjamin 2x.	All praises are due to Allah. Thank you, Brother Minister.
i just put them to bed. can we come to the meeting tomorrow?	I don't think that's such a good idea.
at the hilton. the girls asleep?	I just put them to bed. Can we come to the meeting tomorrow?
dear heart, where are you?	At the Hilton. The girls asleep?
don't answer the phone. it's all right. it's all right. nothing is gonna happen to anybody.	Dear heart, where are you?
malcolm, they keep calling, threatening us. i'm going crazy, when is this going to stop?	Don't answer the phone. It's all right. It's all right. Nothing is gonna happen to anybody.
betty it's me. it's me.	Malcolm, they keep calling, threatening us. I'm going crazy, when is this going to stop?
stop calling us. leave us alone. leave us alone. i'll kill you. i'll kill you.	Betty it's me. It's me.
dear heart, i love you.	We had the best organization that black people ever had and niggers ruined it.
families shouldn't be separated. i'll never make another long trip without you and the kids. we'll all be together.	Dear heart, I love you.
shhh!	Families shouldn't be separated. I'll never make another long trip without you and the kids. We'll all be together.
i'm sorry. i haven't been the best husband or father.	Shhh!
you have to sleep for three.	I'm sorry. I haven't been the best husband or father.
get some sleep.	You have to sleep for three.
what do you want me to do?	Open your eyes, you can face death 24 hours a day; but the possibility of betrayal never enters your mind. If you won't do that for yourself do it for us.
we need you too!	What do you want me to do?
what do you want me to do? our people need me.	We need you too!
dear heart, you have to help me. i'm raising our kids practically by myself, while you're running all over the world. you don't know how many times the girls ask me when is daddy coming home?	What do you want me to do? Our people need me.
will they? are you sure? are you sure or are you blind?	Dear heart, you have to help me. I'm raising our kids practically by myself, while you're running all over the world. You don't know how many times the girls ask me when is daddy coming home?
the nation will provide for you and the children if anything happens to me.	Will they? Are you sure? Are you sure or are you blind?
what do we have, malcolm. a broken- down jalopy and the clothes on our backs. we don't even own our own home. what about our children? what about me? you don't even own life insurance.	The Nation will provide for you and the children if anything happens to me.
is that what this is about? material wealth?	What do we have, Malcolm. A broken- down jalopy and the clothes on our backs. We don't even own our own home. What about our children? What about me? You don't even own life insurance.
a long time ago. you've repaid them many times over. ask them why they have new cars and houses full of new furniture.	Is that what this is about? Material wealth?
bembry saved my life. the honorable elijah muhammad saved my life.	A long time ago. You've repaid them many times over. Ask them why they have new cars and houses full of new furniture.
do you know what bembry is doing? you're so blind, everyone can see this but you!!!	Bembry saved my Life. The Honorable Elijah Muhammad saved my life.
i'm not interested in personal publicity. our people know what i'm doing.	Do you know what Bembry is doing? You're so blind, everyone can see this but you!!!
no, what's the matter with you? wake up! are you so dedicated that you have blinded yourself? are you so committed you cannot face the truth? bembry is the editor of the newspaper you established. ask him why your name hasn't been in "muhammad speaks" in over a year? ask him why you rate front page in every paper in the country, but not a single sentence in your own.	I'm not interested in personal publicity. Our people know what I'm doing.
woman, have you lost your mind? what's the matter with you?	No, what's the matter with you? Wake up! Are you so dedicated that you have blinded yourself? Are you so committed you cannot face the truth? Bembry is the editor of the newspaper you established. Ask him why your name hasn't been in "Muhammad Speaks" in over a year? Ask him why you rate front page in every paper in the country, but not a single sentence in your own.
to bembry? is bembry your friend?	Woman, have you lost your mind? What's the matter with you?
i was going to talk to bembry about it tonight.	To Bembry? Is Bembry your friend?
"both women, in their 20's, charged they had had intimacies with elijah muhammad since 1957..."	I was going to talk to Bembry about it tonight.
there are always slanders, always lies. you're reading the devil's lies. can't you see they're trying to bring us down, bring down the messenger.	"Both women, in their 20's, charged they had had intimacies with Elijah Muhammad since 1957..."
"los angeles, upi: elijah muhammad, 67-year-old leader of the black muslim movement, today faced paternity suits from two former secretaries who charged he fathered their four children..."	There are always slanders, always lies. You're reading the devil's lies. Can't you see they're trying to bring us down, bring down the Messenger.
we'll get to that, too, but this isn't just talk any more.	"Los Angeles, UPI: Elijah Muhammad, 67-year-old leader of the Black Muslim Movement, today faced paternity suits from two former secretaries who charged he fathered their four children..."
there's always talk, always been talk, and always will be talk. don't they say how i'm trying to take over the nation, how i'm getting rich off the nation?	We'll get to that, too, but this isn't just talk any more.
the talk is everywhere!	There's always talk, always been talk, and always will be talk. Don't they say how I'm trying to take over the Nation, how I'm getting rich off the Nation?
talk about what?	The talk is everywhere!
we've never had a fight. not a real one. but we're going to have one right now if you don't talk about it.	Talk about what?
i just want to sit here and be still.	We've never had a fight. Not a real one. But we're going to have one right now if you don't talk about it.
i'm not made of glass.	I just want to sit here and be still.
i don't want to bring my troubles home. you know that.	I'm not made of glass.
because you're in trouble.	How do you know?
why are you looking at me like that?	Because you're in trouble.
what do you think?	The simplest thing in the world: I want to have a lot of babies with you. Dear Heart, I love you.
i never told you, but when i first saw you on the podium, cleaning your glasses, i felt sorry for you. nobody as young as you should be that serious. but i don't think that anymore.	What do you think?
you're with me even when you're away.	I never told you, but when I first saw you on the podium, cleaning your glasses, I felt sorry for you. Nobody as young as you should be that serious. But I don't think that anymore.
i'll be away a lot.	You're with me even when you're away.
hush your mouth.	I'll be away a lot.
it will be rough.	Hush your mouth.
just hold me.	It will be rough.
it won't be easy.	Just hold me.
i love you.	It won't be easy.
yes. did you eat?	I love you.
i think so. can you catch a plane?	Yes. Did you eat?
yes i did. did you hear my answer?	I think so. Can you catch a plane?
did you hear what i said?	Yes I did. Did you hear my answer?
yes.	Did you hear what I said?
at a gas station.  will you marry me?	Yes.
i know.	At a gas station.  Will you marry me?
i'm in detroit.	I know.
what have you set your mind to?	Being a good Muslim, a good nurse and a good wife.
and dogged when i set my mind to something.	What have you set your mind to?
are you?	And dogged when I set my mind to something.
there's a few things you don't know about women, brother malcolm. they're possessive and vain.	Are you?
how old are you, betty?	There's a few things you don't know about women, Brother Malcolm. They're possessive and vain.
but brother bembry says i'm tall enough for a tall man.	How old are you, Betty?
if it's just idle, i won't answer it.	But Brother Bembry says I'm tall enough for a tall man.
just an idle question.	If it's just idle, I won't answer it.
why do you ask?	Just an idle question.
no, good sisters are rare. we need every one. tell me something: how tall are you?	Why do you ask?
you have enough worries of your own.	No, good Sisters are rare. We need every one. Tell me something: how tall are you?
they want you to quit the muslims or they won't pay your tuition, isn't that it?	You have enough worries of your own.
i can handle it.	They want you to quit the Muslims or they won't pay your tuition, isn't that it?
you're from detroit, near where i come from. you majored in education at tuskegee. you're studying nursing and having trouble with your family.	I can handle it.
oh? purely scientific interest i'm sure.	You're from Detroit, near where I come from. You majored in education at Tuskegee. You're studying nursing and having trouble with your family.
oh, yes, there is. i know a lot about you. brother bembry briefed me.	Oh? Purely scientific interest I'm sure.
there's nothing to talk about.	Oh, yes, there is. I know a lot about you. Brother Bembry briefed me.
let's talk about you for a change.	There's nothing to talk about.
delicious.	Let's talk about you for a change.
how do you like it?	Delicious.
sat down with a pretty girl and had an ice cream soda.	How do you like it?
what?	Sat down with a pretty girl and had an ice cream soda.
that's something i haven't done in fifteen years.	What?
i'm sorry. i've had you on your feet for hours.	You've been on your feet for days. And didn't even finish your salad.
could we sit down someplace?	I'm sorry. I've had you on your feet for hours.
so it is not a matter of the breeding conditions or preparation of the meat. the meat itself is foul.	Could we sit down someplace?
i see your point.	So it is not a matter of the breeding conditions or preparation of the meat. The meat itself is foul.
considering today's standards of animal raising and curing meats, i don't fully understand the restriction on pork.	Let me explain. No. I'll do better than that. I'll show it to you. Scientifically. But it's demonstration purely in the interest of science, you understand?
what points?	That you haven't time for either marriage or eating --
women talk too much. to tell a woman not to talk is like telling jesse james not to carry a gun or a hen not to cackle. and samson, the strongest man that ever lived, was destroyed by the woman who slept in his arms.	Shall I tell my sisters that we oppose marriage?
sure i'll speak to your class. but i'm a hard man on women. you want to know why?	If you want to tell me.
what?	She ate.
is my family here yet?	Down front as always.
let's cancel.	Is my family here yet?
the way i feel, i ought not to go out there today. in fact, i'm going to ease some of this tension by telling the black man not to fight himself -- that's all a part of the white man's big maneuver, to keep us fighting amongst ourselves, against each other. i'm not fighting anyone, that's not what we're here for.	Let's cancel.
brother minister, what is wrong?	The way I feel, I ought not to go out there today. In fact, I'm going to ease some of this tension by telling the black man not to fight himself -- that's all a part of the white man's big maneuver, to keep us fighting amongst ourselves, against each other. I'm not fighting anyone, that's not what we're here for.
i assumed...	What did I tell you about assuming?
since when do you start telling sister betty my business? since when? she has nothing to do with this. you tell me, not her, not anybody else.	I assumed...
i called sister betty, she didn't tell you?	Since when do you start telling Sister Betty my business? Since when? She has nothing to do with this. You tell me, not her, not anybody else.
so now we have no opening speaker? why wasn't i informed last night?	I called Sister Betty, she didn't tell you?
reverend chickenwing called last night and said he wouldn't be able to attend.	So now we have no opening speaker? Why wasn't I informed last night?
i wish you'd listen to us. what about the meeting tomorrow? we need to frisk people.	I don't want folks to be searched, it makes people uncomfortable. If I can't be safe among my own kind, where can I be? Allah will protect me.
no, that won't be necessary. i'll be all right.	I wish you'd listen to us. What about the meeting tomorrow? We need to frisk people.
let some of us come down there.	No, that won't be necessary. I'll be all right.
i'm gonna try and get some work done tonight.	Let some of us come down there.
malcolm, where are you? we've been calling all over the city.	I'm gonna try and get some work done tonight.
brother earl.	Malcolm, where are you? We've been calling all over the city.
i don't care about myself, my wife and four children were sleeping in their beds, they have nothing to do with this.	Let's get out of this cold.
i'm tired of praying.	That's enough, Brother Earl.
i want to also, but until we are instructed by the messenger to do so, we will just wait and pray.	I'm tired of praying.
just what are you saying?	I'm not saying anything, preacher. I'm proving to you that God is black.
but we do know that the people of that region of asia minor, from the tigris-euphrates valley to the mediterranean, are dark-skinned people. i've studied drawings and photographs and seen newsreels. i have never seen a native of that area who was not black.	Just what are you saying?
now just a moment, just a moment --	But we do know that the people of that region of Asia Minor, from the Tigris-Euphrates valley to the Mediterranean, are dark-skinned people. I've studied drawings and photographs and seen newsreels. I have never seen a native of that area who was not black.
then we don't know that god was white.	Now just a moment, just a moment --
i told you we don't know for certain.	Then we don't know that God was white.
what color were the original hebrews?	I told you we don't know for certain.
just what is your question?	What color were the original Hebrews?
as jesus was. jesus was also a hebrew.	Just what is your question?
that's right.	As Jesus was. Jesus was also a Hebrew.
they were hebrew, weren't they?	That's right.
i don't think we know for certain.	They were Hebrew, weren't they?
you've been talking about the disciples. what color were they?	I don't think we know for certain.
why don't you just ask your question?	You've been talking about the disciples. What color were they?
do you know what a friend you have in jesus, son?	Preacher, take your tin Jesus and the Virgin Mary, both, and shove 'em.
let him finish.	Thank you. Now the Negro in the field caught hell all day long. He was beaten by the master; he lived in a shack, wore castoff clothes and hated his master. If the house caught fire, he'd pray for a wind. If the master got sick, he'd pray that he'd die. And if you said to him, "Let's go, let's separate", he'd yell, "Yeah, man, any place is better than this." You've got a lot of Field Negroes in America today. I'm one.
entirely.	Well, I have this to say. Do you know what a Negro with a B.A., an M.A. and a Ph.D. is called -- by the white man? I'll tell you. He's called a nigger.
you left one phrase out. another educated kneegrew said to me and i quote: "brother malcolm oversimplifies the dynamic interstices of the negro subculture." would you agree?	Entirely.
you put it very well.	You left one phrase out. Another educated Kneegrew said to me and I quote: "Brother Malcolm oversimplifies the dynamic interstices of the Negro subculture." Would you agree?
stop me if i'm wrong. i "polarize the community." i "erroneously appraise the racial picture."	You put it very well.
mr. malcolm x, why do you teach black supremacy? why do you teach hate?	For the white man to ask the black man if he hates him is just like the rapist asking the raped, or the wolf asking the sheep, "Do you hate me!" The white man is in no moral position to accuse anyone of hate.
please, go ahead.	Mr. Malcolm X, why do you teach black supremacy? Why do you teach hate?
mr. x is a demagogue. he has no place to go, so he exaggerates. he's a disservice to every good law-abiding negro in the country. can i ask you a question?	Please, go ahead.
yes, sir, i did.	That was a very bad statement. The country loved this man, and you have made it hard in general for Muslims.
did you see the papers today?	Yes, sir, I did.
no, each of us must relearn that work is the only worthwhile thing. allah has given you a great gift. use it wisely, never forgetting that we are nothing, while he is all.	Allah Akbar.
let me do it then.	No, each of us must relearn that work is the only worthwhile thing. Allah has given you a great gift. Use it wisely, never forgetting that we are nothing, while He is all.
if i surprise you, let me explain. menial work teaches us humility.	Let me do it then.
if you want to tell me.	Women are deceitful. They are untrustworthy flesh. I've seen too many men ruined or tied down or messed up by women.
say what you're saying.	If you don't know, man, then I feel sorriest for you.
"his greatest greatness."	Say what you're saying.
what?	"His greatest greatness."
are you elijah's pimp?	What?
sure, man.	Are you Elijah's pimp?
can i ask you something?	Sure, man.
is she hooking?	Not yet. But the way things going, that boy gonna turn her out any day.
if she got eyes, she do.	Is she hooking?
she know?	If she got eyes, she do.
with him?	She know?
'bout every other night, red.	With him?
mind your own goddamn business... she comes in a lot?	'Bout every other night, Red.
you know that gal?	Mind your own goddamn business... She comes in a lot?
and like a fool i believe it.	Do your job, Get me a bourbon on the rocks and a pack of Lucky's.
i say a lot of things.	And like a fool I believe it.
i thought you said we were going to the movies last night.	I say a lot of things.
the sentences to run concurrently.	Shorty thought he hit us with 114 years till I explained what concurrently meant. It meant a minimum sentence of 10 years hard labor at the Charlestown State Prison. The date was February 1946. I wasn't quite 21. I had not yet begun to shave.
fourteen counts of 8 to 10 years.	The sentences to run concurrently.
burglary, count one -- 8 to 10 years; count two, 8 to 10 years; count three, 8 to 10 years...	Fourteen counts of 8 to 10 years.
but our crime wasn't burglary. it was balling white girls. they gave us the book.	Burglary, count one -- 8 to 10 years; count two, 8 to 10 years; count three, 8 to 10 years...
two years in the women's reformatory at framingham.	But our crime wasn't burglary. It was balling white girls. They gave us the book.
the average first offender gets two years for burglary. we were all first offenders. that's what sophia and peg drew --	Two years in the Women's Reformatory at Framingham.
why? is it because of your white gal? folks say you're running around town with her.	Save it, baby. Save it for Mr. Right, 'cause your grandma's smarter than ya think.
let's go.	Why? Is it because of your white gal? Folks say you're running around town with her.
all them books you read and you still don't know nuthin.	I do know I love you.
malcolm, you can be anything you want. you got class and you're smart.	All them books you read and you still don't know nuthin.
baby, i'll call you tomorrow.	What for? I ain't white and I don't put out.
i'm going to bed. i gotta work tomorrow, need my rest.	Baby, I'll call you tomorrow.
i know where you're going.	I'm going to bed. I gotta work tomorrow, need my rest.
i mean it's late, baby.	I know where you're going.
i ain't stupid.	I mean it's late, baby.
i better not come in.	I ain't stupid.
'lo. i've got to freshen up.	Now you come back.
you'll regret this, mrs. little.	If you don't move out through that door, you're going to be past all regretting.
did you hear me?!	You'll regret this, Mrs. Little.
your control over your children, therefore --	Did you hear me?!
get out.	Your control over your children, therefore --
all of your children are delinquent, mrs. little, and one, at least, malcolm is a thief.	Get out.
i think sometimes, mrs. little, candor is the only kindness.	All of your children are delinquent, Mrs. Little, and one, at least, Malcolm is a thief.
these are my children. mine. and they ain't no question. none.	I think sometimes, Mrs. Little, candor is the only kindness.
-- there is a serious question as to whether --	These are my children. Mine. And they ain't no question. None.
murder.	-- there is a serious question as to whether --
it's the same questions, mrs. little. since the death of your husband --	Murder.
you're my father.	And don't come back.
i won't let myself come between you and your father. go home.	You're my father.
let me die then.	I won't let myself come between you and your father. Go home.
no. you'll be marked for death.	Let me die then.
i'm with you, brother minister.	No. You'll be marked for death.
what does sidney say?	I'm with you, Brother Minister.
to wire your car so it would explode when you turned the ignition. the ministers say you are spreading untruths about the messenger. the ministers say you are a great hypocrite, judas, benedict arnold. the ministers say your tongue should be cut out and delivered to the messenger's doorstep.	What does Sidney say?
what mission?	To wire your car so it would explode when you turned the ignition. The Ministers say you are spreading untruths about the Messenger. The Ministers say you are a great hypocrite, Judas, Benedict Arnold. The Ministers say your tongue should be cut out and delivered to the Messenger's doorstep.
all day since you and betty left. brother minister, i have to level with you. they gave me a mission. but i couldn't do it. i love y'all.	What mission?
how long has this been going on?	All day since you and Betty left. Brother Minister, I have to level with you. They gave me a mission. But I couldn't do it. I love y'all.
another one?	How long has this been going on?
thank you, brother; sister, how are you?	Please make way, please --
make it 1000. we got a lot of fishing to do.	Brother Malcolm, I want you to meet Brother Earl. He just joined the Nation.
500.	Make it 1000. We got a lot of fishing to do.
how many you turning out?	500.
you had the number.	Baby, I got to let this old man win. Keep the faith, and tell Billie I'll see her later.
baby, i was gonna give it to you.	Well, bitch you move too slow.
you will, baby -- if the time come.	Lemme feed you, sweetie, while they hot.
me?	You will, baby -- if the time come.
yeah, girl; that's your story. when you gonna holler "rape," sister?	Me?
you evil this morning.	What's your story, baby?
you the man.	You better believe it.
you hear me, girl?	You the man.
sweetie, they're almost ready.	You hear me, girl?
c'mere.	Sweetie, they're almost ready.
you like 'em scrambled soft or hard, sweetie?	C'mere.
that's alright. baby, take your time. sophia's not going anywhere. i told you to walk, don't run.	Shhhh! I don't like women that talk.
...that isn't a whore?	That's alright. Baby, take your time. Sophia's not going anywhere. I told you to walk, don't run.
sheeet, you ain't. i had aplenty.	...That isn't a whore?
how's the rest of the gang? you seen anyone?	Well, Sammy's dead. Yeah, fell over in the bed with a chick twenty years younger than him. Had twenty-five grand in his pocket.
you is something, homeboy. my trouble is -- i ain't had enough stuff yet, i ain't et all the ribs i want and i sure ain't had enough white tail yet.	How's the rest of the gang? You seen anyone?
i've been clean for twelve years, shorty.	You is something, Homeboy. My trouble is -- I ain't had enough stuff yet, I ain't et all the ribs I want and I sure ain't had enough white tail yet.
baby, i love you. take it easy, greasy. how about a snort?	I've been clean for twelve years, Shorty.
the honorable elijah muhammad says you should pay it all your mind. if you got a mind.	Baby, I love you. Take it easy, greasy. How about a snort?
come on, baby. i don't pay that shit no mind.	The Honorable Elijah Muhammad says you should pay it all your mind. If you got a mind.
it isn't a hype, shorty. and i meant what i said: join us.	Come on, baby. I don't pay that shit no mind.
i got to hand it to you, homey. that's the best preacher hype i ever did hear.	It isn't a hype, Shorty. And I meant what I said: join us.
palmed it right in the goddam chamber.	Jesus Christ, Homey, you are nuts.
yeah.	Palmed it right in the goddam chamber.
what did you do, homey, palm it?	Yeah.
don't never try to cross someone who ain't afraid to die.	You the man!
that ain't bad.	Tell him about Baldy.
jesus, red, she's just a kid.	Jesus ain't got nothin' to do with this.
man, the name musicians ain't got shit. how you gonna have something? i need a stake, a bundle, a grand. my woman can't afford it; my homey ain't got it. how about you baby? what you got?	Jesus, Red, she's just a kid.
i ain't doing bad.	Man, the name musicians ain't got shit. How you gonna have something? I need a stake, a bundle, a grand. My woman can't afford it; my homey ain't got it. How about you baby? What you got?
yeah and get a slave, too, huh, baby?	I ain't doing bad.
you're too small to be bogart.	I'm not too short to be Cagney.
i'm tired of always playing the cops. i wanna be bogart sometimes.	You're too small to be Bogart.
the hell you are.	I'm tired of always playing the cops. I wanna be Bogart sometimes.
i forgot to tell you i'm wearing a bulletproof vest.	The hell you are.
naw, you missed me, copper. try this on for size.	I forgot to tell you I'm wearing a bulletproof vest.
bang, bang. you're dead.	Naw, you missed me, copper. Try this on for size.
eat lead, coppers.	Bang, bang. You're dead.
don't you know, you can't hump the bogart.	Eat lead, coppers.
except she live on the hill and got a grandma.	Make it too easy and it ain't no fun.
fine as may wine.	Except she live on the hill and got a grandma.
that's a fine chick.	Fine as May wine.
hey, man, gimme some skin.	Shorty, this is Laura.
well, all right, then.	Well, all reet, then.
your turn, rudy. you want me to flip for you?	Jesus Christ, no. Okay, okay. You got it, you got it! You're the boss.
i'm the man.	Okay, baby. Let's flip for it. Flip this.
head nigger in charge?	I'm the man.
that's right.	Head nigger in charge?
you want to be the head man?	That's right.
might be, shit. man, i know this town. i got my own fences. who the hell are you? who put you in charge?	You want to be the head man?
might be all right.	Might be, shit. Man, I know this town. I got my own fences. Who the hell are you? Who put you in charge?
so? the man got silver, china, rugs --	Might be all right.
so what about him?	So? The man got silver, china, rugs --
then i put him to bed and pour talcum powder on him like a baby. he gets his jollies off.	So what about him?
i'm half wop, half nigger and ain't afraid of no one.	What can you do?
watch your tongue, boy.	Don't you call me boy, you pig. Letting a man bleed like that.
only a pig could do a thing like that.	Watch your tongue, boy.
brothers of brother johnson.	Eddie, let's see that blotter.
who the hell are they?	Brothers of Brother Johnson.
i'm minister malcolm x. two witnesses saw him brought in. he was not brought out.	You heard the Sergeant. Outside.
yes, i am, brother minister. all i want is support for my children. he should provide for his children. that's all i want.	Allah will provide.
are you sure?	Yes, I am, Brother Minister. All I want is support for my children. He should provide for his children. That's all I want.
yes sir.	Are you sure?
he told you that?	Yes sir.
brother minister he often talked about you. he loves you, loves you like his own son. says you are the best, his greatest minister but that someday you would leave him and turn against him.	He told you that?
good grades. fine athlete. president of his class.	I wasn't there. Like I was some kind of pedigreed dog or a horse. Like I was invisible.
they talked about me like	Good grades. Fine athlete. President of his class.
he's bright.	They talked about me like
i didn't know then that i was a nigger.	He's bright.
i was special. the only colored kid in class. i became a sort of mascot. like a pink poodle.	I didn't know then that I was a nigger.
this is malcolm, our new guest. we'll treat him like a brother.	I was special. The only colored kid in class. I became a sort of mascot. Like a pink poodle.
this is your room, malcolm. i know you'll keep it clean.	This is Malcolm, our new guest. We'll treat him like a brother.
we were parceled out, all five of us. i went to this reform school and lived at this woman's house. she was in charge.	This is your room, Malcolm. I know you'll keep it clean.
creasy...  i'd have liked to have known you under different circumstances.	Off the top of my head, I don't know what they could've been.
you have no interest in making things easy, do you?	I'm not... easy.
liar. just tell me who the bank card belongs to. name and address.	You have no interest in making things easy, do you?
no, but i have to admit i thought about it.	Liar. Just tell me who the bank card belongs to. Name and address.
my deal is with rosanna. i knew you guys were up to something. are you two fucking?	No, but I have to admit I thought about it.
i want to arrest you for murder! i want to shake your hand and reload your gun! i want to kill my pride and give you my blessing.	My deal is with Rosanna. I knew you guys were up to something. Are you two fucking?
then i hope the one who gets me has got lots of kids. what do you want?	I want to arrest you for murder! I want to shake your hand and reload your gun! I want to kill my pride and give you my blessing.
you walk out and deal justice. you're what i wish i could be.  the policemen who kills you, his family will have all they want.	Then I hope the one who gets me has got lots of kids. What do you want?
so you are going to talk me to death.	You walk out and deal justice. You're what I wish I could be.  The policemen who kills you, his family will have all they want.
my country needs justice. proper justice. gunning men down in the street only feeds the violence. they need to be brought to trial. dealt with properly. then people will respect the law. when they see it works.	So you are going to talk me to death.
are you going to arrest me or talk me to death?	My country needs justice. Proper justice. Gunning men down in the street only feeds the violence. They need to be brought to trial. Dealt with properly. Then people will respect the law. When they see it works.
it galls me to watch you. you can do as much in days as i can in years. men like the 'the dreamer' are protected. out of everyone's grasp it seems, but yours.	Are you going to arrest me or talk me to death?
it's not worth it. be with them instead.	It galls me to watch you. You can do as much in days as I can in years. Men like the 'The Dreamer' are protected. Out of everyone's grasp it seems, but yours.
my family lives in miami. because of the death threats.	It's not worth it. Be with them instead.
i don't know shit about you.	He was one of the original founders of 'Le Hermanidad' in the days when it represented good not evil.
the same thing as you. except, my reach isn't as long as yours. my father was a policemen, did you know that?	I don't know shit about you.
what do you want?	The same thing as you. Except, my reach isn't as long as yours. My father was a policemen, did you know that?
the last few days may represent the best police work of my life.	What do you want?
sit, creasy. everything that happens from now on does so with my permission.  really. you won't find a better carne asada in all of mexico.	The last few days may represent the best police work of my life.
it's what you and rosanna named me. right?	Sit, Creasy. Everything that happens from now on does so with my permission.  Really. You won't find a better carne asada in all of Mexico.
hombre en fuego. man on fire. that's what the papers have named you.	It's what you and Rosanna named me. Right?
show me mugshots of mexican policemen. maybe then we'll get somewhere.	All these photos you just saw were of policemen. Sadly they're protected. La Hermanidad. The brotherhood.
no. it would be convenient, but no.	Show me mugshots of Mexican policemen. Maybe then we'll get somewhere.
am i a suspect?	No. It would be convenient, but no.
you have a rather checkered past. mr. creasy. your interpol file is six pages long.	Am I a suspect?
no.	You have a rather checkered past. Mr. Creasy. Your Interpol file is six pages long.
believe it or not, you're safe here. the judicial police will kill you. if they can.  this page?	No.
what am i doing here?	Believe it or not, you're safe here. The Judicial police will kill you. If they can.  This page?
[senor?]	[It's a permit to carry a gun in Columbia. The gun you're about to find in that suitcase.]
[why?]	[I have a friend there.]
[i'm on to juarez.]	[Why?]
[where are you staying in mexico?]	[I'm on to Juarez.]
[south america.]	[Where are you staying in Mexico?]
[where are you coming from?]	[South America.]
deal.	Where?
i show, you give me the information?	Deal.
i traced the pin. i have an address for you. but i need to see you.	I show, you give me the information?
how do i contact you? we still don't have the atm info.	You don't, I'll call you. Oh! I have a tape recording that I am sure will interest you.
another favor... get me banking info on jordan kalfus. u.s. deposits or withdrawals. thanks. oh, get me the same on samuel ramos.	How do I contact you? We still don't have the ATM info.
he lives in a judicial compound. he travels by motorcade. he has better protection than george bush. even more importantly he is part of la hermanidad. his reach is far and wide.	Give me the address.
where does he live?	He lives in a Judicial Compound. He travels by motorcade. He has better protection than George Bush. Even more importantly he is part of La Hermanidad. His reach is far and wide.
he's an old fashioned patrone with the worst reputation. he's high on my hit list.	Where does he live?
what do you know about the cop? tazinari. the one who made the ransom drop with samuel ramos?	He's an old fashioned patrone with the worst reputation. He's high on my hit list.
i'll call you tomorrow.	What do you know about the cop? Tazinari. The one who made the ransom drop with Samuel Ramos?
where do i find you?	I'll call you tomorrow.
i need something. do you have banking connections?	I have connections.
so what do i get in return?	Let's see how the relationship develops. I'll call you in the AM. Thanks.
i need the name and address of the owner of a toyota corolla, license number me31704... we didn't get the last digit so i need the ten possible matches.	So what do I get in return?
so where do we begin?	I need the name and address of the owner of a Toyota Corolla, license number ME31704... We didn't get the last digit so I need the ten possible matches.
maybe i can help your situation and you mine.	So where do we begin?
it's santa muerte. death worship. the religion of la hermanidad. there's a curse on you.	It's a little late.
i guess that makes you the smart one.	We're interested in the same thing. I'm writing a story.
a lot of people are looking for you.	I guess that makes you the smart one.
[what is his name?]	[Aurillio Rosas Sanchez.]
[so you're married to him? and this looks remarkably like his brother.]	[What is his name?]
[daniel rosas sanchez.]	[So you're married to him? And this looks remarkably like his brother.]
[daniel what?]	[Daniel Rosas Sanchez.]
[daniel.]	[Daniel what?]
[what is his name?]	[Daniel.]
[we page him and he calls back on this cell phone.]	[What is his name?]
[how do you contact 'the boss'?]	[We page him and he calls back on this cell phone.]
[si.]	[How do you contact 'the Boss'?]
[reina rosas.]	[Si.]
[who's tazinari?]	[Head of the anti-kidnapping division.]
[the ransom money. at the drop. he said tazinari, one of the policemen had taken it. he was crazy.]	[Who's Tazinari?]
[what money?]	[The ransom money. At the drop. He said Tazinari, one of the policemen had taken it. He was crazy.]
[who's the boss?]	[We don't know! We never see his face! We have to wait in the other room. He was screaming to the girl that...]
[the boss did or his brother.]	[Who's the boss?]
[don't lie to me.]	[The boss did or his brother.]
[no!]	[Don't lie to me.]
[who killed her? you?]	[No!]
[four-seven-four-seven.]	[Who killed her? You?]
[the number you use at the bank machine.]	[Four-seven-four-seven.]
[the what?]	[The number you use at the bank machine.]
[what's the pin number?]	[The what?]
[we have an atm bank card. we draw out 300 dollars every two weeks.]	[What's the PIN number?]
[who pays you?]	[We have an ATM bank card. We draw out 300 dollars every two weeks.]
[everything on the cellphone. we wait for calls. we have no number to call.]	[Who pays you?]
[how does it work?]	[Everything on the cellphone. We wait for calls. We have no number to call.]
[the bible says, "be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good."]	[Romans, chapter 12, verse 21.]
[not for a long time, sister.]	[The bible says, "Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good."]
[do you ever see the hand of god in what you do?]	[Not for a long time, sister.]
[so am i, sister.]	[Do you ever see the hand of God in what you do?]
[no offense, but i'm sorry that your profession needs to exist.]	[So am I, Sister.]
[yeah, i've got to get used to the routes. i -- it won't happen again.]	[No offense, but I'm sorry that your profession needs to exist.]
[she's late, mr. creasy.]	[Yeah, I've got to get used to the routes. I -- It won't happen again.]
[in the next hour, where do i find your partner?]	[One-one-three Arco Iris. Third floor.]
[he has a tattoo covering two-thirds of his back. he is part of the brotherhood.]	[In the next hour, where do I find your partner?]
[how do i recognize him.]	[He has a tattoo covering two-thirds of his back. He is part of the Brotherhood.]
[i see him sometimes at the handball court in chapultepec on a saturday afternoon.]	[How do I recognize him.]
i don't know, but i know his face.	[I see him sometimes at the handball court in Chapultepec on a Saturday afternoon.]
who's he?	I don't know, but I know his face.
[the one who transferred pinta to their car.]	Who's he?
[who's he?]	[The one who transferred Pinta to their car.]
[he called me on the cell phone to set a time and location for the switch.]	[Who's he?]
[me, too. tell me about the guardians.]	[He called me on the cell phone to set a time and location for the switch.]
[i'm professional. i just do my job.]	[Me, too. Tell me about the guardians.]
[i believe you.]	[I'm professional. I just do my job.]
[i don't know, i swear.]	[I believe you.]
[i don't know. no one knows.]	[I don't know, I swear.]
[where do i find him?]	[I don't know. No one knows.]
[the cops call him 'the dreamer'.]	[Where do I find him?]
[who ordered it?]	[The cops call him 'The Dreamer'.]
[i don't know! we work in parts. a voice calls in a kidnapping. we deliver the target to the guardians. we don't even know them. they might transfer to other guardians. the negotiators and the bosses don't even see the target. they just make the deal!]	[Who ordered it?]
[i don't know. we were just given instructions to take her.]	[Ordered by who?]
[the ramos kidnapping. how did it work?]	[I don't know. We were just given instructions to take her.]
[who are you?]	[I am the President of La Hermanidad.]
[do you know who i am?]	[Who are you?]
[do you know who i am?]	[You are Jorge Ramirez.]
[drive.]	[Do you know who I am?]
[you're a liar. pinta's dead.]	[I'm a businessman. A dead girl is worth nothing. She is alive.]
[the girl's. pinta's.]	[You're a liar. Pinta's dead.]
[what do you mean?]	[Her life for your life.]
[listen! i will give you a life for a life.]	[What do you mean?]
[yeah.  yes.]	[Listen! I will give you a life for a life.]
[this is not possible. but in that house i have money. if i tell you where --]	[Your brother wants to talk to you.]
[i want you.]	[This is not possible. But in that house I have money. If I tell you where --]
[the most important thing in life is family. and there you are. you have my family. what do you want?]	[I want you.]
[two million u.s.... three million u.s.?]	[I told you, non-negotiable.]
[it's non-negotiable.]	[Two million U.S.... Three million U.S.?]
[how much do you want?]	[It's non-negotiable.]
[i want you.]	[How much do you want?]
[mr. creasy. what do you want?]	[I want you.]
[hello daniel. i've got your family and i want to negotiate.]	[Mr. Creasy. What do you want?]
[that's all i know! please. i'm sorry for the girl. but it was business! i'm a professional.]	[That's what everybody keeps saying.]
[his lawyer. jordan kalfus.]	[That's all I know! Please. I'm sorry for the girl. But it was business! I'm a professional.]
[who gave the bags to ramos?]	[His lawyer. Jordan Kalfus.]
[no. whoever took the rest took it before the exchange.]	[Who gave the bags to Ramos?]
[maybe your men stole from you.]	[No. Whoever took the rest took it before the exchange.]
[two and a half! the rest was paper! strips of paper!]	[Maybe your men stole from you.]
[don't lie to me!]	[Two and a half! The rest was paper! Strips of paper!]
[two and a half. that's how much there was.]	[Don't lie to me!]
[the ransom was ten.]	[Two and a half. That's how much there was.]
[there was no ten million dollars.]	[The ransom was ten.]
[o.k. so tell me more.]	[There was no ten million dollars.]
[yes. many times.]	[O.K. So tell me more.]
[and i had my men ready.]	[You stole the drop.]
[and?]	[And I had my men ready.]
[that he used policemen. that you killed them, it made it a police matter. the ramos family couldn't refuse our involvement.]	[And?]
[lucky how?]	[That he used policemen. That you killed them, it made it a police matter. The Ramos family couldn't refuse our involvement.]
[i don't know him. i saw the opportunity and got lucky.]	[Lucky how?]
[it's all up to you, commandante. tell me about you and 'the dreamer'.]	[I don't know him. I saw the opportunity and got lucky.]
[please, don't...]	[It's all up to you, commandante. Tell me about you and 'The Dreamer'.]
[and one of the founding members of la hermanidad.]	[Correct!]
[do you know who i am? i am the commandante of the judicial anti- kidnapping division.]	[And one of the founding members of La Hermanidad.]
i'll probably kill them. is that likely?	No. And no one is to know of your drinking problem. That includes my wife.
and what if amateurs try it?	I'll probably kill them. Is that likely?
my coordination. reaction time. if top professionals try to kidnap your daughter, the service will be on par with the pay.	And what if amateurs try it?
how does it affect you?	My coordination. Reaction time. If top professionals try to kidnap your daughter, the service will be on par with the pay.
i drink.	How does it affect you?
your resume is impressive. nine years in the army. extensive counter terrorism work. i shouldn't be able to afford you in my current state. what's the catch?	I drink.
is it loaded?	It's loaded.
have you used this type before?	Is it loaded?
nine millimeter. a sig sauer 226.	Have you used this type before?
what is it?	Nine millimeter. A Sig Sauer 226.
show me, please.	What is it?
yes.	Show me, please.
were you provided with a gun?	Yes.
cut the stock here. the barrel here. make sure you file it smooth.  rocket launchers?	Different door. Not far from here.
i'll take the .45 and the webley .32.	I know it's old fashioned, but it's reliable. Like us.
yes or no?	I won't kill again. Hunt people. I gave that up. Anything else? It's yours.
fuck. look at you; you won't last a day the shape you're in. unless you stop bleeding you should have your spleen removed.	Yes or no?
stomach's gone. but... okay.	I'll get you up to the border. Friend of mine'll take you in to San Diego. Drop you right at the hospital.
pinta...	Two days gone. They're negotiating a ransom.
you got three of the fuckers. all dead.	Pinta...
then one day, he calls and says, 'i'm in love and i'm moving to mexico.' i said what happened to the plan?	I said the plan was right here.
creasy?	Sorry I woke you, Ray.
i've heard of it. never happened to me though. maybe the firing pin's off.	Maybe...
i mean nothing. the hammer came down and nothing happened. dimple on the primer.	I've heard of it. Never happened to me though. Maybe the firing pin's off.
you mean a misfire?	I mean nothing. The hammer came down and nothing happened. Dimple on the primer.
there's still ink on my fingers from last week.	You got tossed. Don't trust the cops, especially the Judicials.  Oh you know that?
oh, now you think i can be trusted.	Take a job, Creasy. Breathe some air. Then decide if you want to... stick around or not.
samuel ramos. owns one of the plants in juarez. the jap car industry is in the toilet. he's trying to persuade ford to partner with him. i think he's in trouble. he asked me if i knew anyone he could trust.	Oh, now you think I can be trusted.
a bodyguard... who's the guy?	Samuel Ramos. Owns one of the plants in Juarez. The Jap car industry is in the toilet. He's trying to persuade Ford to partner with him. I think he's in trouble. He asked me if I knew anyone he could trust.
bullshit. i've known you fifteen years. you don't visit.	A bodyguard... Who's the guy?
i came to visit you.	Bullshit. I've known you fifteen years. You don't visit.
what are you doing here?	I came to visit you.
so you'll be the silent type. people will appreciate that.	What are you doing here?
a bodyguard has to be close to someone all the time. willing to talk. i'm not good at that.	So you'll be the silent type. People will appreciate that.
it's not exactly a scam, crease. even at half speed you're pretty damn good.	A bodyguard has to be close to someone all the time. Willing to talk. I'm not good at that.
you do your best. they won't be paying you enough to perform miracles.	It's not exactly a scam, Crease. Even at half speed you're pretty damn good.
and what if, just say, there was a kidnap attempt?	You do your best. They won't be paying you enough to perform miracles.
well, you'd have to keep it under control.	And what if, just say, there was a kidnap attempt?
you're crazy. people would hire a has-been, ray? a drunk?	Well, you'd have to keep it under control.
your spanish is good enough. you certainly look the part.	You're crazy. People would hire a has-been, Ray? A drunk?
you did something on impulse?	Everything happens once if you live long enough.
got no plans, rayburn, nothing on. just wanted to see you, how you were. came by on impulse.	You did something on impulse?
how long you staying, crease?	Got no plans, Rayburn, Nothing on. Just wanted to see you, how you were. Came by on impulse.
not for eight months. i was in columbia looking around, but, nothing seemed interesting.	How long you staying, Crease?
you been working?	Not for eight months. I was in Columbia looking around, but, nothing seemed interesting.
and a level five shithole is better than a level six. your logic's inescapable.	You been working?
oh, like you haven't been in worse places.	And a level five shithole is better than a level six. Your logic's inescapable.
yeah, right...	Oh, like you haven't been in worse places.
fuck, i love mexico. i live like a king down here.	Yeah, right...
but don't you stay in el paso?	Fuck, I love Mexico. I live like a king down here.
japanese are here in a big way. cheap labor. factory space. but they feel a lot safer living over the border in el paso. i ferry 'em back and forth. they think i'm john-fucking- wayne.	But don't you stay in El Paso?
so how's business?	Japanese are here in a big way. Cheap labor. Factory space. But they feel a lot safer living over the border in El Paso. I ferry 'em back and forth. They think I'm John-fucking- Wayne.
don't give me that bullshit.	So how's business?
nothing wrong.	Don't give me that bullshit.
so what's wrong?	Nothing wrong.
this is mexico, they do everything backwards.	So what's wrong?
it doesn't make sense to x-ray your bags coming off the plane.	This is Mexico, they do everything backwards.
everything happens once if you live long enough.	It doesn't make sense to x-ray your bags coming off the plane.
listen it was a calculated risk. i've done it a million times and never got caught.	Everything happens once if you live long enough.
you got a secondary search and you had a gun.	Listen it was a calculated risk. I've done it a million times and never got caught.
what do you mean, i'm here?	I'm in a Customs holding tank in Mexico City International. Bring a bunch of cash... about 5K. I'm going to need it.
i'm here.	What do you mean, I'm here?
creasy??? where the fuck are you?	I'm here.
when did mexican customs start getting smart?	Creasy??? Where the fuck are you?
you got that right.	You'll be back in the water in twenty- four hours.
like st. jude. a hopeless case that has a complete block about 'c' minor. but remember, "whoever resists authority will bring judgement upon themselves." new testament, romans 13.	You got that right.
dyslexic?	Like St. Jude. A hopeless case that has a complete block about 'C' Minor. But remember, "Whoever resists authority will bring judgement upon themselves." New Testament, Romans 13.
continue to play in the wrong key, like you're dyslexic.	Dyslexic?
be a swimmer.	I could do it. Remember the day you wanted the pencil? I know why. And I saw that car again. I wrote the license number in my notebook. Except I missed the last number.
i'm going to keep people safe someday. just like you.	Be a swimmer.
then be trained.	I'm going to keep people safe someday. Just like you.
there's no such thing as tough, creasy. just trained and untrained.	Then be trained.
don't be a baby. you're tougher than that.	There's no such thing as tough, Creasy. Just trained and untrained.
you should break all my fingers, creasy, then tape them back together. i won't be able to play the piano, but i could still swim.	Don't be a baby. You're tougher than that.
that's strange. frank was a no-show. not like him to miss a ride.	You should break all my fingers, Creasy, then tape them back together. I won't be able to play the piano, but I could still swim.
frank. frankie.	That's strange. Frank was a no-show. Not like him to miss a ride.
pinta, we've got to go. travel sucks at this time.	Frank. Frankie.
you think too much?	Yeah. Because at one time, I didn't think enough.
now that's a question. i don't know about your mom. for me, the problem isn't in the glass. the problem's in between my ears.	You think too much?
my mom drinks, too... why do people drink, creasy?	Now that's a question. I don't know about your Mom. For me, the problem isn't in the glass. The problem's in between my ears.
still not a question.	My mom drinks, too... Why do people drink, Creasy?
i know because i go in your room and check the bottles.	Still not a question.
that's not a question.	I know because I go in your room and check the bottles.
you don't drink like you used to.	That's not a question.
could i stop you?	You don't drink like you used to.
could i ask you a question?	Could I stop you?
the blocks.	I'm a prisoner in them. Until the gunshot sets me free.
your father has business.	Why today? And why'd she have to go with him?
what's so important in los angeles?	Your father has business.
i'm tough, creasy. i'm tough as you.	There's no such thing as tough. You're either trained or untrained.
you welcome the sound. the sound is what lets you go. the sound is what frees you. you are a prisoner in those blocks until you hear the sound.	I'm tough, Creasy. I'm tough as you.
the gunshot holds no fear.	You welcome the sound. The sound is what lets you go. The sound is what frees you. You are a prisoner in those blocks until you hear the sound.
the gunshot holds no fear. say it.	The gunshot holds no fear.
i know you're not.	Are you afraid of me?
i'm not afraid you, creasy.	I know you're not.
i dropped her at home.	It's no wonder you're late. Why didn't she just come with you?
where's my mother?	I dropped her at home.
you were never late before, i was worried.	Where's my mother?
i'm sorry.	You were never late before, I was worried.
you're late.	I'm sorry.
did you used to?	Yeah. Two or three.
no.	Did you used to?
do you have a girlfriend, creasy?	No.
i guess that really does make me a hard case.	Do you have a girlfriend, Creasy?
good things happen, too, creasy.  like meeting me.	I guess that really does make me a hard case.
where you're from isn't so much about geography; it's about events. where you're from is what happened to you.	Good things happen, too, Creasy.  Like meeting me.
yes.	Where you're from isn't so much about geography; it's about events. Where you're from is what happened to you.
remember you asked me what state i was from?	Yes.
i don't understand.	Don't worry. You will.
you don't flinch when a gun goes off; you react. you go. don't listen for the sound; don't anticipate it. concentrate on the sound itself.	I don't understand.
what did you do in asia? is that where you met the man with cigarettes?	No, that was in Columbia.
i had to do my homework on them when i worked there. also i enjoy history.	What did you do in Asia? Is that where you met the man with cigarettes?
so how come you know so much about those countries?	I had to do my homework on them when I worked there. Also I enjoy history.
you feel sorry for the husband?	[Yeah. Can you imagine my mother multiplied by a thousand?]
it must be difficult having lots of wives.	You feel sorry for the husband?
in the west, it's one wife for one husband, but different cultures have different rules.	It must be difficult having lots of wives.
but the emperor of china had 1000 of them! how can that be?	In the West, it's one wife for one husband, but different cultures have different rules.
well, it's a sort of wife.	But the Emperor of China had 1000 of them! How can that be?
it was in a book at school. concubine.	Well, it's a sort of wife.
why do you ask?	It was in a book at school. Concubine.
doesn't matter. i always finish second.	You need to practice.
in a week you should be fine.	Doesn't matter. I always finish second.
it's not too bad. will it take a long time before it's better? our big swim meet is in three weeks. interschools. i was going to swim in the one hundred meter freestyle.	In a week you should be fine.
how's the ankle? can you put your weight on it?	It's not too bad. Will it take a long time before it's better? Our big swim meet is in three weeks. Interschools. I was going to swim in the one hundred meter freestyle.
yes.	How's the ankle? Can you put your weight on it?
did you sleep alright?	Yes.
i'm too old for him. don't tell my friends.	I don't talk to them much. Does he have a name?
do you always sleep with him?	I'm too old for him. Don't tell my friends.
white lie. i didn't have a family. but i did have two kids. they're adults now.	Do you always sleep with him?
the night you arrived, mom asked you if you had a family and you lied, didn't you?	White lie. I didn't have a family. But I did have two kids. They're adults now.
i don't think they're broken. anywhere else?	My ankle.
everywhere!	I don't think they're broken. Anywhere else?
where?	Everywhere!
it hurts.	Where?
they'll be back in a week.	They can stay for two weeks. I don't care.
it's better to be free, right?	Yes. Actually, he was driving me crazy.
well, i let him go.	It's better to be free, right?
how do you think he got out?	Well, I let him go.
no.	How do you think he got out?
maybe. did you hear him?	No.
do you think he'll come back?	Maybe. Did you hear him?
calling for emilio's macaw. i thought i heard him.	Do you think he'll come back?
what are you doing?	Calling for Emilio's macaw. I thought I heard him.
you're fast.	Once I get in the water but not starting off. By the time I catch up, it's too late.
pinta, do you have a pencil?	I go to school, don't I?
and don't start crying.	I'm not crying.
being unhappy is a state of mind. i never thought about it.	Oh...
so you were unhappy?	Being unhappy is a state of mind. I never thought about it.
it wasn't a school like yours and there was no sister anna.	So you were unhappy?
hmmm?	It wasn't a school like yours and there was no Sister Anna.
but why not?	Hmmm?
no.	But why not?
not at all?	No.
no.	Not at all?
did you like school, creasy?	No.
we're taking a different way home.	That's right.
there were 24 kidnappings in mexico city in the last six days. four a day. what do you think about that, mr. creasy?	Pretty impressive. Maybe I need to up my fee or get a larger gun.
time will tell.	There were 24 kidnappings in Mexico City in the last six days. Four a day. What do you think about that, Mr. Creasy?
being black, is that a positive or negative for a bodyguard in mexico?	Time will tell.
i'm a bargain.	Being black, is that a positive or negative for a bodyguard in Mexico?
someone gave him more money than we could.	I'm a bargain.
let me guess, you wouldn't stop talking?	Someone gave him more money than we could.
are you going to quit? my last bodyguard quit.	Let me guess, you wouldn't stop talking?
places where the road bends, places away from buildings, places where the traffic thins out. but you don't have to understand. i do. so no talking.	Are you going to quit? My last bodyguard quit.
potential? i don't understand.	Places where the road bends, places away from buildings, places where the traffic thins out. But you don't have to understand. I do. So no talking.
i'm looking for potential.	Potential? I don't understand.
why not?	I'm looking for potential.
no.	Why not?
you can drive and talk at the same time, can't you?	No.
no.	You can drive and talk at the same time, can't you?
the united states.	I know. But which state?
where are you from, creasy?	The United States.
creasy. just call me creasy.	Creasy...
in between you can take mom shopping and to lunch. does that sound alright, mr. creasy?	Creasy. Just call me Creasy.
who's emilio?	My last bodyguard. He drove me to school in the morning and picked me up in the afternoon.
that's 'bird.' emilio forgot to take him with when he left.	Who's Emilio?
ein klines bisschen. [a tiny bit.]	Frank only responds to commands in German. He was trained in Frankfurt. My Dad loves the idea of having a dog around, but hates the fact he lives inside.
frank doesn't take to most people. do you speak german?	Ein Klines Bisschen. [A tiny bit.]
if they like me.	Frank doesn't take to most people. Do you speak German?
do you like dogs, mr. creasy?	If they like me.
creasy... wait.	Stay here. If you do something stupid, we won't get her back.
then don't come.	Creasy... Wait.
you're lying. i don't believe you.	Then don't come.
i want you to get into your car now and meet me on the south end of the footbridge between reforma and the freeway junction. in 45 minutes.	You're lying. I don't believe you.
i don't believe you.	I want you to get into your car now and meet me on the south end of the footbridge between Reforma and the freeway junction. In 45 minutes.
planned what?	An autosequestra. Kalfus arranged for Pinta to be taken to a safehouse. I'm sure he thought she'd sit there for three days eating pizza and watching TV. It didn't work out that way. Everything got fucked up when I killed the cops and Tazinari saw an opportunity.
they planned it, samuel and kalfus.	Planned what?
why are you here? why didn't you die?	Because...  I was already dead.
jordan!	If something happened, my reaction would be to fight to protect her. I have skills in that respect. Pinta would benefit by the fact that... I'm a soldier.
sorry.	The traffic takes some getting used to.
it is serious, mrs. ramos.	Please, it's Lisa... I'll be coming with you tomorrow. I have lunch with friends.
it makes it all seem so serious.	It is serious, Mrs. Ramos.
look. maybe this isn't going to work. maybe you should ask your husband to hire someone... more sociable.	No, you're right. You were hired to protect her, that's enough. I'm confident you'll do that.
you're paying me to protect her, not amuse her. right?	Look. Maybe this isn't going to work. Maybe you should ask your husband to hire someone... more sociable.
you should know they're tenacious when they want something. and pinta wants to be friends.	You're paying me to protect her, not amuse her. Right?
no.	You should know they're tenacious when they want something. And Pinta wants to be friends.
yes, she told me. do you have children, mr. creasy?	No.
we'll be okay once she realizes i'm not a new toy.	Yes, she told me. Do you have children, Mr. Creasy?
how are you getting along with pinta?	We'll be okay once she realizes I'm not a new toy.
it insults maria. slip it to the dog if you have to... do you mind if i talk to you for a moment?	How are you getting along with Pinta?
the food's fine. sometimes i don't eat.	It insults Maria. Slip it to the dog if you have to... Do you mind if I talk to you for a moment?
is the food alright? maria tells me that you didn't eat.	The food's fine. Sometimes I don't eat.
i'm fine.	Is the food alright? Maria tells me that you didn't eat.
mr. creasy, i wanted to make sure you have everything you need.	I'm fine.
you've done much of this work before?	Never.
you're american.	So are you.
it's war. the weakest suffer the most.	You're American.
the world of our children. how dare they?	It's war. The weakest suffer the most.
what was her name?	Camila. Camila Valencias.
last night. do you know something?	What was her name?
los arcos. was a little girl kidnapped recently? about twelve maybe?	Last night. Do you know something?
where are you?	Los Arcos. Was a little girl kidnapped recently? About twelve maybe?
it's creasy.	Where are you?
rosanna guerrero.	It's Creasy.
for an american she understands this country very well.	She understands men.
her beauty fucks with your mind.	For an American she understands this country very well.
and lisa will be able to save face. we won't be the only family without a bodyguard.	Her beauty fucks with your mind.
for a few months. hire someone cheap. you have to have a bodyguard to keep the insurance. then fire him for incompetence. the important thing is lisa's daughter will return to school.	And Lisa will be able to save face. We won't be the only family without a bodyguard.
for a year?	For a few months. Hire someone cheap. You have to have a bodyguard to keep the insurance. Then fire him for incompetence. The important thing is Lisa's daughter will return to school.
you need a bodyguard of some description. it's a dangerous world we live in. but you will get what you pay for. he doesn't need to be superman, does he? can you go fifteen grand?	For a year?
i know! i just had to let one go because i couldn't afford him!	You need a bodyguard of some description. It's a dangerous world we live in. But you will get what you pay for. He doesn't need to be Superman, does he? Can you go fifteen grand?
i know you need to please lisa. an ass like that is hard to find. good bodyguards are even harder.	I know! I just had to let one go because I couldn't afford him!
i have a policy, aig. it covers me and my family and when it runs out in sixty days, without a bodyguard, i will not be able to renew it.	I know you need to please Lisa. An ass like that is hard to find. Good bodyguards are even harder.
all my clients have kidnap and ransom insurance.	I have a policy, AIG. It covers me and my family and when it runs out in sixty days, without a bodyguard, I will not be able to renew it.
yeah? and if she was ugly?	All my clients have kidnap and ransom insurance.
of course i care about pinta. she'll be as beautiful as her mother one day.	Yeah? And if she was ugly?
if she pisses you off, you get another one.	Do you know what she told me last night?
and now every mother with money in mexico city wants bigger and better bodyguards. my own wife included.	If she pisses you off, you get another one.
the family paid the ransom and he was returned two days later.  his father still hasn't gotten up the nerve to ask him if they fucked him up the ass.	And now every mother with money in Mexico City wants bigger and better bodyguards. My own wife included.
[he has a heart condition. angina. he responds badly to stress.]	[OK. You will arrive at Columbus Circle and Reforma Avenue at 3AM. You will drive around the square two times. Samuel will remove his shirt and hold it out the window to I.D. the car.]
[no. why?]	[He has a heart condition. Angina. He responds badly to stress.]
[i need a driver to drive samuel, the father.]	[No. Why?]
[the car will not be powerful and have no trunk.]	[I need a driver to drive Samuel, the father.]
[the money, 10 million u.s. will be divided into two 15 gallon black canvas bags each containing five million which will be checked at the bank by the k&r agent. then driven to the house in an armored car where it will be transferred to the delivery car.]	[The car will not be powerful and have no trunk.]
[ok, repeat the drop instructions.]	[The money, 10 million U.S. will be divided into two 15 gallon black canvas bags each containing five million which will be checked at the bank by the K&R agent. Then driven to the house in an armored car where it will be transferred to the delivery car.]
[yes.]	[OK, repeat the drop instructions.]
[you have the money.]	[Yes.]
i'll call you from detroit, baby.	You're going to miss Mexican Halloween. The Day of the Dead.
bye, mom.	Don't forget your towel.
i think he's been sick. he's alright now, but i think he's been very, very sick.	Well, think about going to sleep. Good night, baby.
you do?	He's like a great big bear.  'Creasy bear'...
i like him, mom.	You do?
yes, mom?	This is Mr. Creasy.
could he speak english? emilio couldn't speak english.	We'll see. And thank your father in the morning. A man always needs to be thanked.
samuel is going to hire a new bodyguard. it may take a few days, but you're going back.	Could he speak English? Emilio couldn't speak English.
when?	Samuel is going to hire a new bodyguard. It may take a few days, but you're going back.
good news. you're going back to school.	When?
i'm trying, mom.	Good news. You're going back to school.
you should be sleeping, baby.	I'm trying, mom.
she's young. she'll get over it.	I wasn't thinking of Pinta.
it will be a hard break.	She's young. She'll get over it.
i've just been so busy, lisa.	He has to go.
it's not.	I've just been so busy, Lisa.
that's ridiculous.	It's not.
pinta likes him too much.  she thinks of him as a father.	That's ridiculous.
why? you were so pleased with him.	Pinta likes him too much.  She thinks of him as a father.
creasy.	Why? You were so pleased with him.
what? who?	Creasy.
he has to go, samuel.	What? Who?
creasy. pinta likes him.	Pinta loves school. She'd like Count Dracula is he took her back there.
hmm?	Creasy. Pinta likes him.
she likes him.	Hmm?
i think it's fantastic.	You realize that you've brought a killer into the house.
i think it's nice he's american.	I think it's fantastic.
he has experience in related work. a great deal of it.	Do you have any family, Mr. Creasy?
my wife, mr. creasy.	Lisa Martin Ramos, Mr. Creasy.
these people are professionals. they don't waste their time taking children whose fathers are virtually bankrupt.	Samuel, it is not something we should skimp on. A bodyguard's presence in the car or outside the school was at least some form of deterrent. Now he's gone, I feel totally exposed.
our child's safety is at stake.	These people are professionals. They don't waste their time taking children whose fathers are virtually bankrupt.
our daughter.	Our child's safety is at stake.
i'm only asking for one thing. and it's not an extravagance. it's not even for me; it's for our daughter.	Our daughter.
and bankruptcy. where will that put me in the social strata?	I'm only asking for one thing. And it's not an extravagance. It's not even for me; it's for our daughter.
a man's worth can be judged by what he has or what he owes. only the amount matters.	And bankruptcy. Where will that put me in the social strata?
[who's that?]	[He's the man, 'the Boss?' My guys got into the house on the pretext of giving cholera shots. We had to inject the whole Barrio. We bugged the house and stole the picture of him.]
[and as long as we're talking information, there's something else as well.]	[I should start going for your tits first.]
[you only give information so you can fuck me.]	[A beautiful circle.]
[you only fuck me to get information.]	[You only give information so you can fuck me.]
[i think he's... magnificent.]	[You only fuck me to get information.]
[no. not by the rules of polite society at least.]	[I think he's... magnificent.]
[when you talked to him, did he look sane?]	[No. Not by the rules of polite society at least.]
[and left three more dead men.]	[When you talked to him, did he look sane?]
[is it true? creasy saved the little girl that was kidnapped yesterday.]	[And left three more dead men.]
[then what do you have to lose?]	[It's a moral issue. On one hand you're cleaning up the bad guys, but in another way we are feeding the problem that produces bad guys.]
[creasy is not a policeman. my sense is he could be very valuable to us.]	[Then what do you have to lose?]
[i know this. your point?]	[Creasy is not a policeman. My sense is he could be very valuable to us.]
[because he's outside. because he's not tied to the same system we are.]	[We did voice analysis of the last five high profile kidnappings, including the little girl. The same man 'The Dreamer'. Listen to this.]
[he sounded strong to me. stronger than we are.]	[Because he's outside. Because he's not tied to the same system we are.]
[he'll die of his wounds; bleed to death before he can do anything.]	[He sounded strong to me. Stronger than we are.]
[is that good or bad?]	[That's good. Really good. He shot and killed two judicial cops and a kidnapper died in the attack. They're saying he's responsible.]
[a bodyguard was shot trying to protect a 9 year old. the bodyguard's american. not only that he's black.]	[Is that good or bad?]
and they took that away.	A man can be an artist in anything. Stone, paint, words. Food. Anything if his soul is true to it. Creasy's art is death. And he's about to paint his masterpiece.
light. at the end of a long, dark tunnel. somehow, she showed him it was alright to live again.	And they took that away.
what was she to creasy then?	Light. At the end of a long, dark tunnel. Somehow, she showed him it was alright to live again.
pinta martin ramos is just a number to you. tragic, a public outcry, but a number. one more dead.	What was she to Creasy then?
i plan to. i'll even help him if i can. he's going to lead me to the 'the dreamer'. someone i want very badly. but i'd like to understand him. give me that.	Pinta Martin Ramos is just a number to you. Tragic, a public outcry, but a number. One more dead.
he'll deliver more justice in a weekend, than ten years of your courts and tribunals. so stay out of his way.	I plan to. I'll even help him if I can. He's going to lead me to the 'The Dreamer'. Someone I want very badly. But I'd like to understand him. Give me that.
this is my jurisdiction. i want these men as much as creasy does.	He'll deliver more justice in a weekend, than ten years of your courts and tribunals. So stay out of his way.
none of your business. or mine for that matter. i got nothing more to say.	This is my jurisdiction. I want these men as much as Creasy does.
what happened to him? what happened to creasy?	None of your business. Or mine for that matter. I got nothing more to say.
the kind that gets divorced, but still stay friends.	What happened to him? What happened to Creasy?
you and creasy both. a two man army according to interpol. panama. lebanon with the druze. desert storm. where you were contracted by the u.s. army to hunt down elite iraqi military commanders.  you two were a married couple.	The kind that gets divorced, but still stay friends.
i can take care of myself.	You and Creasy both. A two man army according to Interpol. Panama. Lebanon with the Druze. Desert Storm. Where you were contracted by the U.S. Army to hunt down elite Iraqi military commanders.  You two were a married couple.
yes. but if i traced creasy to you, others will do it as well. their facilities are as good as my own, if not better.	I can take care of myself.
that's what friends do.	Yes. But if I traced Creasy to you, others will do it as well. Their facilities are as good as my own, if not better.
you helped him get this job.	That's what friends do.
two tourists who never went home.	You helped him get this job.
i read the file. you and creasy have been seen quite a bit together.	Two tourists who never went home.
you just said it. he's my friend. nothing else to say.	I read the file. You and Creasy have been seen quite a bit together.
tell me about your friend creasy.	You just said it. He's my friend. Nothing else to say.
i already ate.	Tell me about your friend Creasy.
pollo pibil. chicken and chorizo sausage. hmmmh. they marinate it in lemon and orange juice. it's a stew really.	I already ate.
he was doing his job, protecting the girl. if police were involved, you figure it out. i'm here for him.	So am I.
i'm sure he isn't. though he's certainly adept at killing.	He was doing his job, protecting the girl. If police were involved, you figure it out. I'm here for him.
he's not a cop killer.	I'm sure he isn't. Though he's certainly adept at killing.
you wanna have a drink before we start dancing?	Listen. You people go grab a table. I'll be back inna minute. I'll be right back.
what?	You wanna have a drink before we start dancing?
hey, herbie...	What?
millie's been after me to fix her up with a date, so i...	All right, I'm having a fair time. It's just that I get one Saturday night off in three weeks, and I wanted to wind up with something tonight.
you told me that she was a little tall, but that she wasn't bad looking at all.	Millie's been after me to fix her up with a date, so I...
i told you she wasn't attractive...	You told me that she was a little tall, but that she wasn't bad looking at all.
she's all right, andy. it's just that i get one saturday night off every three weeks, and i was expecting something better, that's all.	I told you she wasn't attractive...
i told you she wasn't especially attractive, but that she had a good deal of charm, and she's really a real nice girl...	She's all right, Andy. It's just that I get one Saturday night off every three weeks, and I was expecting something better, that's all.
waddaya getting so sore about?	I looked all over for you last night, you know that?
brush her. listen, you wanna come with me tonight, or you wanna go with this dog?	Waddaya getting so sore about?
i told this dog i was gonna call her today about two-thirty.	Brush her. Listen, you wanna come with me tonight, or you wanna go with this dog?
i didn't think she was so bad-looking.	She musta kept you inna shadows all night.
we just talked.	Boy, she musta been some talker. She musta been about fifty years old.
boy, you really musta made out good last night.	We just talked.
i don't feel like going, angie. i thought i'd take this girl to a movie.	Boy, you really musta made out good last night.
marty, let's go downna seventy-second street area tonight.	I don't feel like going, Angie. I thought I'd take this girl to a movie.
listen, angie, i wanna tell you, you were very impolite last night. i introduced you to the girl, you just turned and walked off. now, why did you do that?	You got me mad, that's why. Hey, Joe, show Marty that picture.
are you kidding?	Listen, Angie, I wanna tell you, you were very impolite last night. I introduced you to the girl, you just turned and walked off. Now, why did you do that?
i was gonna call that girl from last night. take her to a movie tonight.	Are you kidding?
who you gonna call?	I was gonna call that girl from last night. Take her to a movie tonight.
we gotta whole pot inna kitchen. we give you a plate-a your own.	Oh, I couldn't eat nothing. My mother just stuffed me right up to the jaws.
all right, i'll see you!	Where you going?
angie, by the time i get clara home, it's gonna be one, one-thirty. by the time i get home, it's gonna be two o'clock. i gotta get up for ten o'clock mass tomorrow.	All right, I'll see you!
it's saturday night! there's still plenty-a action around!	Angie, by the time I get Clara home, it's gonna be one, one-thirty. By the time I get home, it's gonna be two o'clock. I gotta get up for ten o'clock mass tomorrow.
it must be one o'clock.	It's Saturday night! There's still plenty-a action around!
it's early.	It must be one o'clock.
what for?	It's early.
you want me to ride down with you?	What for?
i'm gonna take clara home. it's close to one.	You want me to ride down with you?
waddaya gonna do now?	I'm gonna take Clara home. It's close to one.
i looked for you, angie, before i cut out, but i couldn't find you.	I been looking all over for you!
where you been, for pete sakes?! i been looking all over for you.	I looked for you, Angie, before I cut out, but I couldn't find you.
well, waddaya say, you wanna ask them? i'll take the one inna green dress.	I think this number is a little fast. Wait a minute.
yeah, she looks all right from here.	Well, waddaya say, you wanna ask them? I'll take the one inna green dress.
down there. that little one there.	Yeah, she looks all right from here.
where?	Down there. That little one there.
there's a nice-looking little short one for you right now.	Where?
there was one nice-looking one there inna black dress and beads, but she's dancing now.	There's a nice-looking little short one for you right now.
not a bad crowd tonight, you know?	There was one nice-looking one there inna black dress and beads, but she's dancing now.
so what do you feel like doing tonight?	I don't know. What do you feel like doing?
my mother, boy, she drives me crazy.	So what do you feel like doing tonight?
my old lady, every word outta her mouth, when you gonna get married?	My mother, boy, she drives me crazy.
angie, i'm thirty-four years old. i been looking for a girl every saturday night of my life. i'm tired of looking. everybody's always telling me to get married. get married. get married. don't you think i wanna get married? i wanna get married. they drive me crazy. now, i don't wanna wreck your saturday night for you, angie. you wanna go somewhere, you go ahead. i don't wanna go.	My old lady, every word outta her mouth, when you gonna get married?
boy, you're getting to be a real drag, you know that?	Angie, I'm thirty-four years old. I been looking for a girl every Saturday night of my life. I'm tired of looking. Everybody's always telling me to get married. Get married. Get married. Don't you think I wanna get married? I wanna get married. They drive me crazy. Now, I don't wanna wreck your Saturday night for you, Angie. You wanna go somewhere, you go ahead. I don't wanna go.
i'll call her up.	You call her up for yourself, Angie. I don't feel like calling her up.
yeah, sure.	I'll call her up.
i could see she likes you.	Yeah, sure.
what makes you say that?	I could see she likes you.
well, we're back to that, huh? i say to you, "what do you feel like doing tonight?" and you say to me, "i don't know, what do you feel like doing?" and then we wind up sitting around your house with a coupla cansa beer, watching sid caesar on television. well, i tell you what i feel like doing. i feel like calling up this mary feeney. she likes you.	What makes you say that?
i don't know. what do you feel like doing?	Well, we're back to that, huh? I say to you, "What do you feel like doing tonight?" And you say to me, "I don't know, what do you feel like doing?" And then we wind up sitting around your house with a coupla cansa beer, watching Sid Caesar on television. Well, I tell you what I feel like doing. I feel like calling up this Mary Feeney. She likes you.
well, what do you feel like doing tonight?	I don't know. What do you feel like doing?
i didn't like her, angie. i don't feel like calling her up.	Well, what do you feel like doing tonight?
well, let's call her up. what can we lose?	I didn't like her, Angie. I don't feel like calling her up.
she probably got a date by now, angie.	Well, let's call her up. What can we lose?
we took them home alla way out in brooklyn. her name was mary feeney. what do you say? you think i oughta give her a ring? i'll take the skinny one.	She probably got a date by now, Angie.
oh, yeah.	We took them home alla way out in Brooklyn. Her name was Mary Feeney. What do you say? You think I oughta give her a ring? I'll take the skinny one.
that big girl that was sitting in front of us with the skinny friend.	Oh, yeah.
which one was that?	That big girl that was sitting in front of us with the skinny friend.
well, we oughta do something. it's saturday night. i don't wanna go bowling like last saturday. how about calling up that big girl we picked up inna movies about a month ago in the rko chester?	Which one was that?
i don't know, ang'. wadda you feel like doing?	Well, we oughta do something. It's Saturday night. I don't wanna go bowling like last Saturday. How about calling up that big girl we picked up inna movies about a month ago in the RKO Chester?
so waddaya feel like doing tonight?	I don't know, Ang'. Wadda you feel like doing?
angie. he says she was a real scrawny- looking thing.	She wasn't so bad.
who told you that?	Angie. He says she was a real scrawny- looking thing.
he was here last night till about two o'clock. i hear you really got stuck with a dog last night.	Who told you that?
hello, lou, angie come in yet?	He was here last night till about two o'clock. I hear you really got stuck with a dog last night.
marty, your mother wants you onna phone.	Come on over about half past seven, we'll think of something.  Hello, Ma, what's the matter?
you will see. a coupla months, you gonna be an old lady, sleeping onna couch in her daughter-in-law's house.	Catherine, you are a blanket of gloom. Wherever you are, the rain follows. Someday, you gonna smile, and we gonna declare a holiday.
i don't sell this house, i tell you that. this is my husband's house. i had six children in this house.	You will see. A coupla months, you gonna be an old lady, sleeping onna couch in her daughter-in-law's house.
well, that's all. you will see. today, tomorrow, inna week, he's gonna say to you, "hey, ma, it's no good being a single man. i'm tired-a running around." then he's gonna say, "hey, ma, wadda we need this old house? why don't we sell this old house, move into a nicer parta town? a nice little apartment?"	I don't sell this house, I tell you that. This is my husband's house. I had six children in this house.
that's the first time marty ever brought a girl to this house. she seems like a nice girl. i think he has a feeling for this girl. you heard him sing. he been singing like that all morning.	Well, that's all. You will see. Today, tomorrow, inna week, he's gonna say to you, "Hey, Ma, it's no good being a single man. I'm tired-a running around." Then he's gonna say, "Hey, Ma, wadda we need this old house? Why don't we sell this old house, move into a nicer parta town? A nice little apartment?"
they're the worst. college girls are one step from the streets. they smoke like men inna saloon. my son joseph, his wife, you know, she types onna typewriter. one step from the streets, i tell you. mrs. pilletti ponders this philosophy for a moment.	That's the first time Marty ever brought a girl to this house. She seems like a nice girl. I think he has a feeling for this girl. You heard him sing. He been singing like that all morning.
oh sure.  this girl is a college graduate.	They're the worst. College girls are one step from the streets. They smoke like men inna saloon. My son Joseph, his wife, you know, she types onna typewriter. One step from the streets, I tell you. Mrs. Pilletti ponders this philosophy for a moment.
were the lights on?	Oh sure.  This girl is a college graduate.
well, what marty you think is gonna be here in this house with a girl?	Were the lights on?
your son marty?	Well, what Marty you think is gonna be here in this house with a girl?
marty.	Your son Marty?
who?	Marty.
hey, i come home from your house last night, marty was here with a girl.	Who?
these are the worst years. i tell you. it's gonna happen to you. i'm afraida look inna mirror. i'm afraid i'm gonna see an old lady with white hair, like the old ladies inna park, little bundles inna black shawl, waiting for the coffin. i'm fifty- six years old. what am i to do with myself? i have strength in my hands. i wanna cook. i wanna clean. i wanna make dinner for my children. am i an old dog to lie in fronta the fire til my eyes close? these are the terrible years, theresa! terrible years!	Catherine, my sister...
catherine, you are very dear to me. we have cried many times together. when my husband died, i would have gone insane if it were not for you. i ask you to come to my house, because i can make you happy. please come to my house.	These are the worst years. I tell you. It's gonna happen to you. I'm afraida look inna mirror. I'm afraid I'm gonna see an old lady with white hair, like the old ladies inna park, little bundles inna black shawl, waiting for the coffin. I'm fifty- six years old. What am I to do with myself? I have strength in my hands. I wanna cook. I wanna clean. I wanna make dinner for my children. Am I an old dog to lie in fronta the fire til my eyes close? These are the terrible years, Theresa! Terrible years!
it pains that they should do this.	I know it pains.
oh, catherine, please! don't make a tragedy. you come to my house where you know you be happier yourself.	It pains that they should do this.
so i am an old garbage bag, put inna street.	Oh, Catherine, please! Don't make a tragedy. You come to my house where you know you be happier yourself.
catherine, don't make an opera outta this. the three-a you anna baby live in three skinny rooms. you are an old goat, and she has an italian temper. she is a good girl, but you drive her crazy. catherine, you are no fool. you know this is no good, an old woman living with a husband and wife. two women inna same kitchen, anna house burns down.	So I am an old garbage bag, put inna street.
my son thomas came to see you this afternoon, and he said to you he wants to cast his mother from his house?	Catherine, don't make an opera outta this. The three-a you anna baby live in three skinny rooms. You are an old goat, and she has an Italian temper. She is a good girl, but you drive her crazy. Catherine, you are no fool. You know this is no good, an old woman living with a husband and wife. Two women inna same kitchen, anna house burns down.
you know what they say. they say things are no good in this house. catherine, your son is married. leave him in peace. he wantsa be alone with his wife. they don't want no old lady sitting inna balcony. now i tell you what i think. i want you come live with me in my house with marty and me. in my house, you have your own room. you don't have to sleep onna couch inna living room like here. we will cook inna kitchen and talk like when we were girls. you are dear to me, and you are dear to marty. we are pleased for you to come.	My son Thomas came to see you this afternoon, and he said to you he wants to cast his mother from his house?
what they say?	You know what they say. They say things are no good in this house. Catherine, your son is married. Leave him in peace. He wantsa be alone with his wife. They don't want no old lady sitting inna balcony. Now I tell you what I think. I want you come live with me in my house with Marty and me. In my house, you have your own room. You don't have to sleep onna couch inna living room like here. We will cook inna kitchen and talk like when we were girls. You are dear to me, and you are dear to Marty. We are pleased for you to come.
this afternoon, about four, five o'clock.	What they say?
when was this?	This afternoon, about four, five o'clock.
your son thomas and his wife virginia...	When was this?
who?	Your son Thomas and his wife Virginia...
you son thomas and virginia, they come to my house this afternoon...	Who?
ah?	You son Thomas and Virginia, they come to my house this afternoon...
catherine, i want you come live in my house with marty and me.	Ah?
i keep one eye open when i sleep, because she's gonna come in, stab me in my bed.	Catherine, I want you come live in my house with Marty and me.
ufa!	I keep one eye open when I sleep, because she's gonna come in, stab me in my bed.
she gave me the evil eye.	Ufa!
what happen?	She gave me the evil eye.
she's a witch, that one. i tell you what happen yesterday?	What happen?
you told me.	She's a witch, that one. I tell you what happen yesterday?
did i tell you she threw the bottle- a milk at me?	You told me.
well, it ain't your baby.	Did I tell you she threw the bottle- a milk at me?
that's my son thomas's baby.	Well, it ain't your baby.
it's her baby too, you know.	That's my son Thomas's baby.
i wake up this morning, i hear the baby crying. so i wake up. i come in their room. that girl is shaking her hand atta baby. i said, "you brute! don't you strike that baby! that's my son's baby!"	It's her baby too, you know.
you know the old man upstairs in this house. old irishman, always drunk. he got pleurisy. he was inna hospital two weeks. he died yesterday.	Well, I always like to visit you, Catherine, because you always got such cheerful news.
who?	You know the old man upstairs in this house. Old Irishman, always drunk. He got pleurisy. He was inna hospital two weeks. He died yesterday.
well, he died. you know who else died?	Who?
i don't think i remember him.	Well, he died. You know who else died?
do you remember emilio digiorgio, owned the tavern in abruzzi?	I don't think I remember him.
oh.	Do you remember Emilio DiGiorgio, owned the tavern in Abruzzi?
that's nice. i gotta letter from my husband's cousin in abruzzi. his mother died.	Oh.
we gotta postcard from my son nickie and his bride. they're inna big hotel in florida on their honeymoon. everything is very nice.	That's nice. I gotta letter from my husband's cousin in Abruzzi. His mother died.
i feel fine.	That's nice.
i gotta pains in my shoulder too. i have a pain in my hip, and my right arm aches so much i can't sleep. it's a curse to be old. how you feel?	I feel fine.
i been getting a pain in my shoulder.	I gotta pains in my shoulder too. I have a pain in my hip, and my right arm aches so much I can't sleep. It's a curse to be old. How you feel?
i gotta pain in my left side, and my leg throbs like a drum.	I been getting a pain in my shoulder.
i came to see you. how you feel?	I gotta pain in my left side, and my leg throbs like a drum.
hey! what are you doing here?	I came to see you. How you feel?
okay, so i'll see you tomorrow night then.	Okay.
so i'll call you tomorrow.	Okay.
we just live one flight up.	So I'll call you tomorrow.
you got an elevator in this house?	We just live one flight up.
what happened, angie, was that we thought we were just gonna go for a short walk, and then we thought we were gonna come right back, but we got to talking. listen, angie, i want you to meet clara...  clara, this is my best friend, angie. i told you about him.	How do you do?
waddaya doing new year's eve?	Nothing.
we better get started to your house, because the buses only run about one an hour now.	All right.
i'll wait for your call.	We better get started to your house, because the buses only run about one an hour now.
the reason i can't be definite about it now is my aunt catherine is probably coming over tomorrow, and i may have to help out.	I'll wait for your call.
i'd like that very much.	The reason I can't be definite about it now is my Aunt Catherine is probably coming over tomorrow, and I may have to help out.
i'll call you up tomorrow morning. maybe, we'll go see a movie.	I'd like that very much.
nothing.	I'll call you up tomorrow morning. Maybe, we'll go see a movie.
waddaya doing tomorrow night?	Nothing.
please...	Marty...
no...	Please...
please...	No...
no...	Please...
i just wanna kiss, that's all.	No...
marty...	I just wanna kiss, that's all.
i like you. i like you. i been telling you all night, i like you...	Marty...
no, marty, please...	I like you. I like you. I been telling you all night, I like you...
maybe that would be a good idea.	No, Marty, please...
you want me to take you home, i'll take you home.	Maybe that would be a good idea.
oh, i'm fine.	You want me to take you home, I'll take you home.
so i was telling you, my kid brother nickie got married last sunday. that was a very nice affair. and they had this statue of some woman, and they had whiskey spouting outta her mouth. i never saw anything so grand in my life.  and watta meal. i'm a butcher, so i know a good hunka steak when i see one. that was choice filet, right off the toppa the chuck. a buck eighty a pound. of course, if you wanna cheaper cut, get rib steak. that gotta lotta waste on it, but it comes to about a buck and a quarter a pound, if it's trimmed. listen, clara, make yourself comfortable. you're all tense.	Oh, I'm fine.
sure. just take off your coat a minute.	So I was telling you, my kid brother Nickie got married last Sunday. That was a very nice affair. And they had this statue of some woman, and they had whiskey spouting outta her mouth. I never saw anything so grand in my life.  And watta meal. I'm a butcher, so I know a good hunka steak when I see one. That was choice filet, right off the toppa the chuck. A buck eighty a pound. Of course, if you wanna cheaper cut, get rib steak. That gotta lotta waste on it, but it comes to about a buck and a quarter a pound, if it's trimmed. Listen, Clara, make yourself comfortable. You're all tense.
no, thank you. i don't think i should stay very long.	Sure. Just take off your coat a minute.
siddown, take off your coat. you want something to eat? we gotta whole half-chicken in the icebox.	No, thank you. I don't think I should stay very long.
come on inna dining room.	Siddown, take off your coat. You want something to eat? We gotta whole half-chicken in the icebox.
yes, i know.	Come on inna dining room.
this is the kitchen.	Yes, I know.
actually, i don't make friends easily.	What're you talking about? You're a real likeable person. You'll make friends out there in Portchester one, two, three. You'll have people visiting you alla time. I'll come visit you. I'll borrow my brother Freddie's car, or you can call me up when you feel blue, or I'll call you up. And it's gonna be nice. Don't be so afraid.
oh, you won't be so lonely. you'll make friends right away.	Actually, I don't make friends easily.
i'm afraid of being lonely.	Oh, you won't be so lonely. You'll make friends right away.
i think you're kidding yourself, clara. i used to think about moving out, you know? and that's what i used to say. "my mother needs me." but when you really get down to it, that ain't it at all. actually, you need your father. you know what i mean? you're living at home, and you got your father and mother there, and you can go on like that -- being a little girl all your life.	I'm afraid of being lonely.
well, that's what i was saying. my father is getting old. and we're very close. he's a wonderful man, really...	I think you're kidding yourself, Clara. I used to think about moving out, you know? And that's what I used to say. "My mother needs me." But when you really get down to it, that ain't it at all. Actually, you need your father. You know what I mean? You're living at home, and you got your father and mother there, and you can go on like that -- being a little girl all your life.
why don't you just move out to portchester?	Well, that's what I was saying. My father is getting old. And we're very close. He's a wonderful man, really...
...it's really a fine opportunity for me. but i'm not sure i want to be a department head. it's mostly executive and administrative work. well, anyway, i told you about my father, and he depends on me a great deal, and...	Why don't you just move out to Portchester?
it's only a quarter of twelve. the clock's right over there.	I really should get home, I told my father... Well, I suppose a little while longer. I wonder if there's any place around here I could put some makeup on...
i really should get home...	It's only a quarter of twelve. The clock's right over there.
i only got about three bucks on me now, but i just live about eight blocks from here on the other side of webster avenue. why don't we walk back to my house? i'll run in, pick up some dough, and let's step out somewhere.	I really should get home...
wadda you think?	I think anything you want to do, you'll do well.
it's my feeling that you really want to buy this shop, marty.	That's true. I do. But I'm gonna have to take outta loan inna bank eight thousand dollars. That's a big note to carry, because I have to give Mr. Gazzara a mortgage, and what I have to weigh is: will it pay off in the end more than I can make onna salary?
well, the point is mr. gazzara wantsa sell his shop now, because he and his wife are lonely, and they wanna move out to california in los angeles and live near their married daughter. because she's always writing them to come out there. so it's a nice little shop. i handle his books for him, so i know he has a thirty-five percent markup which is not unreasonable, and he takes home net maybe a hundred, hundred and fifty bucks a week. the point is, of course, you gotta worry about the supermarkets. there's two inna neighborhood now, and there's an a&p coming in, at least that's the rumor. of course, mosta his trade is strictly italian, but the younger italian girls, they get married, and they don't stick to the old italian dishes so much. i mean, you gotta take that into account too.	It's my feeling that you really want to buy this shop, Marty.
i don't.	Well, the point is Mr. Gazzara wantsa sell his shop now, because he and his wife are lonely, and they wanna move out to California in Los Angeles and live near their married daughter. Because she's always writing them to come out there. So it's a nice little shop. I handle his books for him, so I know he has a thirty-five percent markup which is not unreasonable, and he takes home net maybe a hundred, hundred and fifty bucks a week. The point is, of course, you gotta worry about the supermarkets. There's two inna neighborhood now, and there's an A&P coming in, at least that's the rumor. Of course, mosta his trade is strictly Italian, but the younger Italian girls, they get married, and they don't stick to the old Italian dishes so much. I mean, you gotta take that into account too.
well, i wouldn't call it an elegant profession. it's in a lower social scale. people look down on butchers.	I don't.
there's nothing wrong with being a butcher.	Well, I wouldn't call it an elegant profession. It's in a lower social scale. People look down on butchers.
so then mr. gazzara -- he was a frienda my father -- he offered me this job in his butcher shop, and everybody pleaded with me to take it. so that's what happened. i didn't wanna be a butcher.	There's nothing wrong with being a butcher.
yes, i know.	So then Mr. Gazzara -- he was a frienda my father -- he offered me this job in his butcher shop, and everybody pleaded with me to take it. So that's what happened. I didn't wanna be a butcher.
i'm a catholic, you know, and even to think about suicide is a terrible sin.	Yes, I know.
yes, i know.	I'm a Catholic, you know, and even to think about suicide is a terrible sin.
...when i got outta the army, clara, i was lost. i didn't know what i wanted to do. i was twenny-five years old, what was i gonna do, go back to my old job, forty cents an hour. i thought maybe i go to college under the g.i. biller rights, you know? but i wouldn't graduate till i was twenny-eight, twenny-nine years old, even if i made it in three years. and my brother freddie wanted to get married, and i had three unmarried sisters -- in an italian home, that's a terrible thing. and my kid brother nickie, he's a one got married last week. so i just went to pieces. i used to walk inna streets till three, four o'clock inna mornings. my mother used to be so worried about me. my uncle mario come over one time. he offered me a job driving his hack onna night shift. he got his own cab, you know. and god forgive me for what i'm gonna say now, but i used to thinka doing away with myself. i used to stand sometimes in the subway, and god forgive me what i'm going to say, i used to feel the tracks sucking me down under the wheels.	Yes, I know.
you gotta real nice face, you know? it's really a nice face.	Thank you.
benjamin franklin high school.	Benjamin Franklin, where's that? Brooklyn? I went to Theodore Roosevelt right up here on Fordham Road. It's right arounna corner from my house. I have a cousin who's a teacher. He teaches Latin. He lives in Chicago. He was studying to be a Jesuit, but he gave it up after his first vows.
...you teach chemistry? that's funny. where? what school?	Benjamin Franklin High School.
i'm thirty-four.	...you teach chemistry? That's funny. Where? What school?
i'm twenty-nine years old. how old are you?	I'm thirty-four.
you're a very nice guy, and i don't know why some girl hasn't grabbed you off long ago.	I don't know either. I think I'm a very nice guy. I also think I'm a pretty smart guy in my own way.
so there you are. so i guess i'm not such a dog as i think i am.	You're a very nice guy, and I don't know why some girl hasn't grabbed you off long ago.
i'm having a very good time, too.	So there you are. So I guess I'm not such a dog as I think I am.
oh, i cry all the time, any little thing. my brothers, my brother-in- laws, they're always telling me what a goodhearted guy i am. well, you don't get goodhearted by accident. you get kicked around long enough, you get to be a real professor of pain. i know exactly how you feel. and i also want you to know i'm having a very good time with you now and really enjoying myself. so you see, you're not such a dog as you think you are.	I'm having a very good time, too.
this is something recent with me, this bursting into tears at the least thing.	Oh, I cry all the time, any little thing. My brothers, my brother-in- laws, they're always telling me what a goodhearted guy I am. Well, you don't get goodhearted by accident. You get kicked around long enough, you get to be a real professor of pain. I know exactly how you feel. And I also want you to know I'm having a very good time with you now and really enjoying myself. So you see, you're not such a dog as you think you are.
i cry a lot too. i'm a big cryer.	This is something recent with me, this bursting into tears at the least thing.
well, the last time i was up here, that's where i sat. i sat there for an hour and a half, without moving a muscle. now and then, some fellow would sort of walk up to me and then change his mind. i'll never forget just sitting there for an hour and a half with my hands in my lap. then i began to cry, and i had to get up and go home.	I cry a lot too. I'm a big cryer.
yeah.	Well, the last time I was up here, that's where I sat. I sat there for an hour and a half, without moving a muscle. Now and then, some fellow would sort of walk up to me and then change his mind. I'll never forget just sitting there for an hour and a half with my hands in my lap. Then I began to cry, and I had to get up and go home.
i was up here twice before. once with a friend of mine and once i came up alone. the last time... do you see that girl in the gray dress sitting over there?	Yeah.
you come up here often?	I was up here twice before. Once with a friend of mine and once I came up alone. The last time... do you see that girl in the gray dress sitting over there?
goodnight, mrs. pilletti.	Goodnight.
it was very nice meeting you, mrs. pilletti. i hope i'll see you again.	Sure.
well, maybe that's what they teach you in new york university. in real life, it don't work out that way. you wait till you are a mother.	It's silly of me to argue about it. I don't know the people involved.
i don't think a mother should depend so much upon her children for her rewards in life.	Well, maybe that's what they teach you in New York University. In real life, it don't work out that way. You wait till you are a mother.
where do you think a mother-in-law should go?	I don't think a mother should depend so much upon her children for her rewards in life.
well, i don't know the people, of course, but as a rule, i don't think a mother-in-law should live with a young couple.	Where do you think a mother-in-law should go?
you don't think my sister catherine should live in her daughter-in-law's house?	Well, I don't know the people, of course, but as a rule, I don't think a mother-in-law should live with a young couple.
you mustn't feel too harshly against her daughter-in-law. she also wants to have a house to clean and a family to cook for.	You don't think my sister Catherine should live in her daughter-in-law's house?
hobby! what can she do? she cooks and she cleans. you gotta have a house to clean. you gotta have children to cook for. these are the terrible years for a woman, the terrible years.	You mustn't feel too harshly against her daughter-in-law. She also wants to have a house to clean and a family to cook for.
couldn't she find some sort of hobby to fill out her time?	Hobby! What can she do? She cooks and she cleans. You gotta have a house to clean. You gotta have children to cook for. These are the terrible years for a woman, the terrible years.
it's a very sad business, i tell you. a woman, fifty-six years old, all her life, she had her own home. now she's just an old lady, sleeping on her daughter-in-law's couch. it's a curse to be a mother, i tell you. your children grow up and then what is left for you to do? what is a mother's life but her children? it is a very cruel thing when your son has no place for you in his home.	Couldn't she find some sort of hobby to fill out her time?
no, thank you, really, mrs. pilletti.	It's a very sad business, I tell you. A woman, fifty-six years old, all her life, she had her own home. Now she's just an old lady, sleeping on her daughter-in-law's couch. It's a curse to be a mother, I tell you. Your children grow up and then what is left for you to do? What is a mother's life but her children? It is a very cruel thing when your son has no place for you in his home.
no, mrs. pilletti. we were just going home. thank you very much anyway.	Well, siddown a minute. I just come inna house. I'll take off my coat. Siddown a minute.
siddown, siddown. you want some chicken? we got some chicken in the ice box.	No, Mrs. Pilletti. We were just going home. Thank you very much anyway.
no, i'm not kidding.	You can't just walk off onna girl like that.
are you kidding?	No, I'm not kidding.
i'll take you over, and i'll introduce you as an old army buddy of mine, and then i'll cut out. because i got this other girl waiting for me out by the hatcheck, and i'll pay you five bucks.	Are you kidding?
what?	I'll take you over, and I'll introduce you as an old army buddy of mine, and then I'll cut out. Because I got this other girl waiting for me out by the hatcheck, and I'll pay you five bucks.
well, i'll tell you. i got stuck on a blind date with a dog, and i just met an old girl i used to know, and i was wondering how i'm gonna get rid of the girl i'm with. somebody to take her home, you know what i mean? i'd be glad to pay you five bucks if you take her home for me.	What?
i'm stag.	Well, I'll tell you. I got stuck on a blind date with a dog, and I just met an old girl I used to know, and I was wondering how I'm gonna get rid of the girl I'm with. Somebody to take her home, you know what I mean? I'd be glad to pay you five bucks if you take her home for me.
yeah. i was just asking you if you was here stag or with a girl.	I'm stag.
you say something?	Yeah. I was just asking you if you was here stag or with a girl.
i'll see you around.	I'll see you.
i'm just gonna get my cigarettes. i left them in my coat.	I'll see you around.
where you going now?	I'm just gonna get my cigarettes. I left them in my coat.
i'm just here with another girl.	Where you going now?
i came up to dance, wadda you think? you here with somebody?	I'm just here with another girl.
herbie! wadda you doing here?!	I came up to dance, wadda you think? You here with somebody?
that's the one.	Oh, that's a sad story.
oh, that's a sad story. and her husband is that little fellow, works in peter reeves.	That's the one.
oh, no! she died right in the hospital...	Oh, that's a sad story. And her husband is that little fellow, works in Peter Reeves.
oh, that's nice. so the doctor was wrong, wasn't he?	Oh, no! She died right in the hospital...
and that husband of hers is a skinny bit of a fellow, isn't he?	Well, I bumped into her on the street, and she was as big as a barrel.
she was always a bit thin in the hips...	Well, at the time she told me this, she already had six. Every time I saw the woman, she was either...
what time is it?	About eight o'clock.
that means he'd have to marry the girl when she was one year old.	I never thoughta that.
i always figure a guy oughta marry a girl who's twenny years younger than he is so that when he's forty, his wife is a real nice-looking doll.	That means he'd have to marry the girl when she was one year old.
what i like about mickey spillane is he knows how to handle women. in one book, he picks up a tomato who gets hit with a car, and she throws a pass at him. and then he meets two beautiful twins, and they throw passes at him. and then he meets some beautiful society leader, and she throws a pass at him, and...	Boy, that Mickey Spillane, he sure can write.
...so the whole book winds up, mike hammer, he's inna room there with this doll. so he says, "you rat, you are the murderer." so she begins to con him, you know? she tells him how she loves him. and then bam! he shoots her in the stomach. so she's laying there, gasping for breath, and she says, "how could you do that?" and he says, "it was easy."	Boy, that Mickey Spillane, boy he can write.
sure. this girl said...	What girl, what does she know?  Why don't you let her hold the baby once in a while?! Your mother, boy, she wantsa take the kid for a day, that's fine!
marty, see that my mother is nice and comfortable, eh?	Sure. This girl said...
well, i understand the problem about the supermarkets, but i was talking to this girl last night, and she made the point that a likeable personality is a valuable business asset.	Marty, see that my mother is nice and comfortable, eh?
well, you see, thomas i figure the big problem is the supermarkets. but patsy's shop, that's a specialized trade. the supermarkets don't carry italian meat.	Who buys Italian meat anymore? You think my wife buys Italian meat?  She goes to the A&P, picks up some lamb chops wrapped in cellophane, opens up a canna peas, and that's dinner, boy.
wadda you wanna buy a shop for, will you tell me? you gotta good job, you got no wife, you got no responsibilities. boy, i wish i was you, boy. waddaya wanna tie yourself down with a shop? what's he want? five thousand down? you're gonna have to carry a mortgage sixty, seventy bucks a month. a mortgage anna note from the bank. for pete's sake, you're a single man with no responsibilities. stay that way, boy. take my advice.	Well, you see, Thomas I figure the big problem is the supermarkets. But Patsy's shop, that's a specialized trade. The supermarkets don't carry Italian meat.
waddaya talking about, do you know what you're talking about?	No, I don't know. That's why I'm asking you.
tommy, gimme a coupla minutes, because i promised mr. gazzara i'd let him know tomorrow. see, what i wanna know, tom, if a buncha individual retail merchants get together, how does it operate? on individual mark- ups? you know what i mean? say i'm the butcher and aldo capelli, he's the dairyman and grocer, so suppose i mark up thirty-five percent, but he works on forty, so...	Waddaya talking about, do you know what you're talking about?
boy, beautiful day, hey, thomas?	Sure, great if you ain't married.
don't worry about it.	No, listen, that's my mother, I'm gonna pay for her...
sure. thanks a lot about my mother. we'll work out some arrangement, because naturally i want to pay...	Don't worry about it.
all right, i'll see you, thomas, because he wants an answer by monday.	Sure. Thanks a lot about my mother. We'll work out some arrangement, because naturally I want to pay...
sure, what?	You're the accountant inna family, and I figure you might know about these things. My boss wantsa sell his shop to me. His kids are all married, you know, and he and his wife live alone, and they wanna move out to California where his daughter lives, so he wantsa sell his shop. He wants five thousand dollars down, although I think I can knock him downa four...
tommy, before you go, i wonder if you gimme a little advice.	Sure, what?
so what are you gonna do tonight, marty?	I don't know, Ma. I'm all knocked out. I think I'll just hang arounna house and watch...
i don't know! she don't look like italian to me. plenny a nice italian girls around.	Well, let's not get inna fight about it, Ma.
what didn't you like about her?	I don't know! She don't look like Italian to me. Plenny a nice Italian girls around.
don't bring her to the house no more.	What didn't you like about her?
you don't like her. you only met her for two minutes.	Don't bring her to the house no more.
i don't like her.	You don't like her. You only met her for two minutes.
she didn't look italian to me.	I don't like her.
what are you talking about? she's a nice girl.	She didn't look Italian to me.
i said, is she italian girl?	I don't know. I don't think so.
she looks thirty-five, forty. she didn't look italian to me.	I said, is she Italian girl?
what, ma?	She looks thirty-five, forty. She didn't look Italian to me.
she's more than twenty-nine years old, marty. that's what she tells you.	What, Ma?
she's twenty-nine, ma.	She's more than twenty-nine years old, Marty. That's what she tells you.
she looks a little old for you. about thirty-five, forty years old?	She's twenty-nine, Ma.
i heard you, ma.	She looks a little old for you. About thirty-five, forty years old?
that was a nice girl last night, marty.  she wasn't a very good-looking girl, but she looks like a nice girl.  i said, she wasn't a very good-looking girl... not very pretty...	I heard you, Ma.
hello, ma, waddaya say, it's getting a little late.	Sure.
all right, ma. i'll be back in about an hour, an hour anna half.	Sure.
ma, i'm gonna take her home now. it's getting late, and the buses only run about one an hour.	Sure.
did you offer the young lady some fruit?	I offered her, Ma, she don't want nothing.
might as well siddown a minute, clara.	Did you offer the young lady some fruit?
oh, sure.  siddown, siddown. marty, tell her siddown.	Might as well siddown a minute, Clara.
oh, she's coming, eh, ma?	Oh, sure.  Siddown, siddown. Marty, tell her siddown.
oh, it's a sad business.  my sister, catherine, she don't get along with her daughter-in-law, so she's gonna come live with us.	Oh, she's coming, eh, Ma?
how'd you come home, ma? thomas give you a ride?	Oh, it's a sad business.  My sister, Catherine, she don't get along with her daughter-in-law, so she's gonna come live with us.
hello, marty, when you come home?	We just got here about fifteen minutes ago. Ma, I want you to meet Miss Clara Snyder. She's graduate of New York University. She teaches chemistry in Benjamin Franklin High School.
marty...	Ma! Leave me alone!
i'm ugly... i'm ugly! i'm ugly!	Marty...
you not ugly.	I'm ugly... I'm ugly! I'm UGLY!
blue suit, gray suit, i'm still a fat man. a fat ugly man.	You not ugly.
put on your blue suit...	Blue suit, gray suit, I'm still a fat man. A fat ugly man.
so i'll die without a son.	Put on your blue suit...
you gonna die without a son.	So I'll die without a son.
ma, i'm gonna stay home and watch jackie gleason.	You gonna die without a son.
marty...	Ma, I'm gonna stay home and watch Jackie Gleason.
sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he gotta face some facts, and one fact i gotta face is that whatever it is that women like, i ain't got it. i chased enough girls in my life. i went to enough dances. i got hurt enough. i don't wanna get hurt no more. i just called a girl just now, and i got a real brush-off, boy. i figured i was past the point of being hurt, but that hurt. some stupid woman who i didn't even wanna call up. she gave me the brush. i don't wanna go to the stardust ballroom because all that ever happened to me there was girls made me feel like i was a bug. i got feelings, you know. i had enough pain. no, thank you.	Marty...
you gonna get married.	Sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he gotta face some facts, and one fact I gotta face is that whatever it is that women like, I ain't got it. I chased enough girls in my life. I went to enough dances. I got hurt enough. I don't wanna get hurt no more. I just called a girl just now, and I got a real brush-off, boy. I figured I was past the point of being hurt, but that hurt. Some stupid woman who I didn't even wanna call up. She gave me the brush. I don't wanna go to the Stardust Ballroom because all that ever happened to me there was girls made me feel like I was a bug. I got feelings, you know. I had enough pain. No, thank you.
ma, when are you gonna give up? you gotta bachelor on your hands. i ain't never gonna get married.	You gonna get married.
marty, i don't want you hang arounna house tonight. i want you to go take a shave and go out and dance.	Ma, when are you gonna give up? You gotta bachelor on your hands. I ain't never gonna get married.
oh, thomas. ma, it's just a big dance hall, and that's all it is. i been there a hundred times. loaded with tomatoes. boy, you're funny, ma.	Marty, I don't want you hang arounna house tonight. I want you to go take a shave and go out and dance.
thomas. he told me it was a very nice place.	Oh, Thomas. Ma, it's just a big dance hall, and that's all it is. I been there a hundred times. Loaded with tomatoes. Boy, you're funny, Ma.
ha! who told you about the stardust ballroom?	Thomas. He told me it was a very nice place.
tomatoes.	Ha! Who told you about the Stardust Ballroom?
it's loaded with what?	Tomatoes.
i say, why don't you go to the stardust ballroom? it's loaded with tomatoes.	It's loaded with what?
what?	I say, why don't you go to the Stardust Ballroom? It's loaded with tomatoes.
so what are you gonna do tonight, marty?	I don't know, Ma. I'm all knocked out. I may just hang arounna house.
oh, we got plenny-a room here.	Sure! Sure! It's gonna be nice! It's gonna be nice! I'll come over tonight to your house, and I talk with Catherine, and you see, everything is gonna work out all right.
sure, ma, it's okay with me.	You gotta good heart.
marty, thomas and virginia are here. they had another fight with your aunt catherine. so they ask me, would it be all right if catherine come to live with us. so i said, all right with me, but we have to ask you. marty, she's a lonely old lady. nobody wants her. everybody's throwing her outta their house...	Sure, Ma, it's okay with me.
hello, ma.	Marty, Thomas and Virginia are here. They had another fight with your Aunt Catherine. So they ask me, would it be all right if Catherine come to live with us. So I said, all right with me, but we have to ask you. Marty, she's a lonely old lady. Nobody wants her. Everybody's throwing her outta their house...
hello, marty, when you coming home? where you now? because your cousin thomas and his wife virginia, they're here. they had another fight with your aunt catherine... i don't know...	I'm coming home right now, Ma. I'll be home in about two minutes. Tell Thomas stick around, I wanna see him about something.
hello, ralph. how'd you make out with those nurses last night, ralph?	Oh man, you shoulda come with us last night, Marty. That one for you was a real lunatic. How'd you make out?
i can't do that, ralph, because somebody already brushed her off once tonight.	This is a good deal here, Marty.
get ridda her. this is money inna bank.	I can't do that, Ralph, because somebody already brushed her off once tonight.
i'm with a girl, ralph.	Get ridda her. This is money inna bank.
hey, louise, i want you to meet marty pilletti. marty, that's louise kelly, inna back seat there.	Hiya.
waddaya mean, ralph?	Hey, Louise, I want you to meet Marty Pilletti. Marty, that's Louise Kelly, inna back seat there.
hello, ralph.	Hey, Marty, come over here a minute.
the nurses leo and me picked up last night. we got a date with them tonight.	You still owe me ten bucks from last week, if that's what you're working up to.
what nurses?	The nurses Leo and me picked up last night. We got a date with them tonight.
so, marty, let me tell you about these nurses...	What nurses?
so, marty, lemme tell you about these nurses, marty...	Waddaya read there, Joe?
hey, lou, gimme two bottles-a beer...	So, Marty, lemme tell you about these nurses, Marty...
...i been talking about two nurses leo and me picked up in a bar on seventy-first street.	Hey, Lou, gimme two bottles-a beer...
hiya, ralph...	...I been talking about two nurses Leo and me picked up in a bar on Seventy-First Street.
i look over at this one nexta me, not bad, about thirty-five -- hiya, marty...	Hiya, Ralph...
you want a beer, ang'?	I look over at this one nexta me, not bad, about thirty-five -- Hiya, Marty...
...and they sit down right next to me...	You want a beer, Ang'?
hey, ang'...	...and they sit down right next to me...
so these two girls come over to the bar...	Hey, Ang'...
that's swell, missus fusari.	You should be ashamed of yourself.
my son frank, he was married when he was nineteen years old. watsa matter with you?	That's swell, Missus Fusari.
missus fusari, missus canduso over there, she's inna big hurry, and...	My son Frank, he was married when he was nineteen years old. Watsa matter with you?
when you gonna get married, marty? you should be ashamed of yourself. all your brothers and sisters, they all younger than you, they married and they got children. i just saw your mother inna fruit shop, and she says to me, "hey, you know a nice girl for my boy marty?" watsa matter with you? that's no way. now you get married.	Missus Fusari, Missus Canduso over there, she's inna big hurry, and...
no, that's my sister margaret's husband, frank. my sister margaret, she's married to the insurance salesman, and my sister rose, she married a contractor. they moved to detroit last year. and my other sister frances, she got married about two and a half years ago in saint john's church on kingsbridge avenue. oh, that was a big affair. well, let's see now, that'll be about a dollar- seventy-nine. how's that with you?	Well...
i thought he was a big tall fat fellow. didn't i meet him here one time? big tall, fat fellow, he tried to sell me life insurance?	No, that's my sister Margaret's husband, Frank. My sister Margaret, she's married to the insurance salesman, and my sister Rose, she married a contractor. They moved to Detroit last year. And my other sister Frances, she got married about two and a half years ago in Saint John's Church on Kingsbridge Avenue. Oh, that was a big affair. Well, let's see now, that'll be about a dollar- seventy-nine. How's that with you?
no, that's my other brother, freddie. my other brother freddie, he's been married four years already. he lives down on webb avenue. the one who got married sunday, that was my little brother, nickie.	I thought he was a big tall fat fellow. Didn't I meet him here one time? Big tall, fat fellow, he tried to sell me life insurance?
that's the big tall one, the fellow with the moustache.	No, that's my other brother, Freddie. My other brother Freddie, he's been married four years already. He lives down on Webb Avenue. The one who got married Sunday, that was my little brother, Nickie.
that's right, missus fusari. it was a very nice affair.	That's the big tall one, the fellow with the moustache.
your kid brother got married last sunday, eh, marty?	That's right, Missus Fusari. It was a very nice affair.
hello, thomas, how do you feel?	Ah, my mother, she drives me crazy. I hadda beg her to let me drive her over here. The martyr. She always gotta be the big martyr.
hello, aunt theresa.	Hello, Thomas, how do you feel?
ma, you want something to eat, some tuna fish?	Hey, why don't you go to the movie? Your mother and me, we're gonna be baby-sitter.
aunt theresa, we figure the best way to ask her is you say that you're very lonely, see? and wouldn't she come and keep you company, because that way, you see...	Don't worry. I'm gonna take care-a the whole thing.
i just this minute got the baby to sleep.	Aunt Theresa, we figure the best way to ask her is you say that you're very lonely, see? And wouldn't she come and keep you company, because that way, you see...
hello, thomas.	I just this minute got the baby to sleep.
hello, aunt theresa.	Hello, Thomas.
i just wanna thank you people again, because the situation was just becoming impossible.	Siddown, Thomas, siddown.
he says okay, it's all right catherine comes here.	Oh, Marty, thanks a lot. That really takes a load offa my mind.
the stardust ballroom. it's loaded with tomatoes.	Right.
well, there's the stardust ballroom. that's a kind of a big dance hall. every saturday night, it's just loaded with girls. it's a nice place to go. you pay seventy-seven cents. it used to be seventy-seven cents. it must be about a buck and half now. and you go in and you ask some girl to dance. that's how i met virginia. nice, respectable place to meet girls. you tell marty, aunt theresa, you tell him, "go to the stardust ballroom. it's loaded with tomatoes."	The Stardust Ballroom. It's loaded with tomatoes.
well, i don't know. he sits arounna house alla time. you know a place he can go where he can find a bride?	Well, there's the Stardust Ballroom. That's a kind of a big dance hall. Every Saturday night, it's just loaded with girls. It's a nice place to go. You pay seventy-seven cents. It used to be seventy-seven cents. It must be about a buck and half now. And you go in and you ask some girl to dance. That's how I met Virginia. Nice, respectable place to meet girls. You tell Marty, Aunt Theresa, you tell him, "Go to the Stardust Ballroom. It's loaded with tomatoes."
oh, he'll get married, don't worry, aunt theresa.	Well, I don't know. He sits arounna house alla time. You know a place he can go where he can find a bride?
sure.	You just sit here, I gotta turn the fire on under the cooking.
we gotta ask marty, of course.	Sure.
that's very nice-a you, aunt theresa.	We gotta ask Marty, of course.
she's right. she's right. young husband and wife, they should have their own home. and my sister catherine, she's my sister, but i gotta admit, she's an old goat. and plenty-a times in my life, i feel like throwing the milk bottle at her myself. and i tell you now, as far as i'm concerned, if catherine wantsa come live here with me and marty, it's all right with me.	That's very nice-a you, Aunt Theresa.
all right, ginnie, don't get so excited.	She's right. She's right. Young husband and wife, they should have their own home. And my sister Catherine, she's my sister, but I gotta admit, she's an old goat. And plenty-a times in my life, I feel like throwing the milk bottle at her myself. And I tell you now, as far as I'm concerned, if Catherine wantsa come live here with me and Marty, it's all right with me.
listen, let's go downa kaplans' apartment. they told us to come down.	Sure, sure.
we didn't tell her anything yet. we thought that we'd leave it to you. we thought you'd put it like how you were lonely, and why don't she come to live with you. because that way it looks like she's doing you a favor, insteada we're throwing her out, and it won't be so cruel on her. do you want tommy and me to stay here with you?	I think it be a better idea if you and Thomas go out, because otherwise she's gonna start a fight with you, and everybody's gonna be yelling.
on accounta...	I'm gonna see you tonight...
that's all right, that's all right...	On accounta...
i'm sorry we gotta rush like this...	That's all right, that's all right...
no, virginia, i know how you feel.	I just can't stand it any more! Every minute of the day! Do this! Do that! I don't have ten minutes privacy with my husband! We can't even have a fight! We don't have no privacy! Everybody's miserable in our house!
because i called up tommy's brother joe, and i said, "joe, she's driving me crazy. why don't you take her for a couple of years?" and he said, "oh no!" i know i sound like a terrible woman...	No, Virginia, I know how you feel.
well...	Because I called up Tommy's brother Joe, and I said, "Joe, she's driving me crazy. Why don't you take her for a couple of years?" And he said, "Oh no!" I know I sound like a terrible woman...
aunt theresa, you got this big house here. i mean, you got this big house just for you and marty. and i thought maybe tommy's mother could come here and live with you and marty.	Well...
sure.	Aunt Theresa, you got this big house here. I mean, you got this big house just for you and Marty. And I thought maybe Tommy's mother could come here and live with you and Marty.
so she say, "you're spilling the milk." so she kept talking about these coupla drops of milk i spilled, so she got me so mad, so i said, "mama, you wanna see me really spill some milk?" so i took the bottle, and i threw it against the door. i didn't throw it at her. that's just something she made up. she goes around telling everybody i threw the bottla milk at her. i didn't throw it anywheres near her. well, i was sorry right away, you know, but she ran outta the house.	Well, I don't know what you want me to do, Virginia. If you want me, I'll go talk to her tonight.
she was here, you know, wednesday, and i said, "catherine, my sister..."	So she say, "You're spilling the milk." So she kept talking about these coupla drops of milk I spilled, so she got me so mad, so I said, "Mama, you wanna see me really spill some milk?" So I took the bottle, and I threw it against the door. I didn't throw it at her. That's just something she made up. She goes around telling everybody I threw the bottla milk at her. I didn't throw it anywheres near her. Well, I was sorry right away, you know, but she ran outta the house.
so what happened, aunt theresa, about the milk bottle was my mother-in- law, she comes inna kitchen, aunt theresa, and she begins poking her head over my shoulder here and poking her head over my shoulder there, so then she begins telling me how i waste money and how i can't cook, and how i'm raising my baby all wrong, so she got me so nervous, i spilled some milk i was making for the baby...	She was here, you know, Wednesday, and I said, "Catherine, my sister..."
he coming home right now.	So what happened, Aunt Theresa, about the milk bottle was my mother-in- law, she comes inna kitchen, Aunt Theresa, and she begins poking her head over my shoulder here and poking her head over my shoulder there, so then she begins telling me how I waste money and how I can't cook, and how I'm raising my baby all wrong, so she got me so nervous, I spilled some milk I was making for the baby...
...you hadda be the boss inna kitchen alla time!	She don't wanna use my pots and pans!
i told her she could use the kitchen any time she wanted...	...You hadda be the boss inna kitchen alla time!
once a month you couldn't let her use the kitchen!	I told her she could use the kitchen any time she wanted...
waddaya talking about?!!	Once a month you couldn't let her use the kitchen!
what about the time she wanted to make an old-fashioned italian dinner for my brother, but you wouldn't let her!?	Waddaya talking about?!!
wadda you so sore about?	Oh shaddup, will you do me a favor?
tommy...	I don't wanna hear anymore about it, you hear me?
why do you always put me inna position of being the louse?	Virginia, I don't wanna hear no more about it!
i know what you're gonna say. a man's gotta stop being his mother's baby sooner or later. how many times you gonna say it? she's my mother, you know. i oughta have some feelings about her, don't you think?	Why do you always put me inna position of being the louse?
i don't wanna talk about it!	I know what you're gonna say. A man's gotta stop being his mother's baby sooner or later. How many times you gonna say it? She's my mother, you know. I oughta have some feelings about her, don't you think?
tommy...	I don't wanna talk about it!
all right, ginnie. i don't wanna talk anymore about it.  i don't think i got one hour's sleep the whole night.  last night was the first time in my life i ever heard my mother cry, you know that?	Tommy...
don't you think i feel lousy about this too?	All right, Ginnie. I don't wanna talk anymore about it.  I don't think I got one hour's sleep the whole night.  Last night was the first time in my life I ever heard my mother cry, you know that?
tommy!	I'll see you at mass tomorrow. We'll sit down and we'll discuss the whole thing.
marty, i don't know how to tell you how much i appreciate what you and your mother are doing, because the kinda thing was happening in our house was virginia was in the kitchen making some milk for the baby. so my mother comes in...	Tommy, I promised the babysitter six o'clock.
that's very nice-a you, aunt theresa.	How's Marty been lately, Aunt Theresa?
okay.	We want you to do a very big favor for us, Aunt Theresa.
lemme tell it, tommy.	Okay.
well, i'll tell you, aunt theresa...	Lemme tell it, Tommy.
what do i do with it hawk? this is a little out of my line.	Didn't recognize you, Red. When you get the clamp all the way down, open it as wide as you can and see if you can close it on the artery.
nice looking kid. going to be okay?	He'll live if that's what you mean. But somebody better be around when he comes to and finds out there's nothing left between his legs.
i believe it takes both. i'd have to look it up.	Just use common sense. Your job is preventing sin, and the way to do that is give him your best Cross Action.
what is, red, the intention or the act?	I believe it takes both. I'd have to look it up.
i don't think i can give absolution to a man who's about to commit suicide. it's a mortal sin.	What is, Red, the intention or the act?
put in one of your fixes. walt knows he's loused himself with the church, but it's part of our plan to make him think he has the keys to the kingdom. which he will think if you grease the skids for him.	I don't think I can give absolution to a man who's about to commit suicide. It's a mortal sin.
what do you want me to do?	Put in one of your fixes. Walt knows he's loused himself with the Church, but it's part of our plan to make him think he has the keys to the kingdom. Which he will think if you grease the skids for him.
you talked to walt?	He's parted his moorings.
how they goin', losing preacher? what do you hear from the pope?	You talked to Walt?
we wanted to tell you how you were helping us with your fixes.	Well, sure, but I'm also worried about Walt Waldowski  Painless. His poker players got in an argument and asked him for a ruling, and he said what difference did it make, it was just a card game.
there's sort of a built-in prayer for the sick man to get well, but of course that's not the basic intention.	I don't care about the intention. I just know your Cross Action is a plus on our side. I've seen it come through four times.
stop him! stop that man!	Sure, you just blindfold him first and tie him to a stake.
well...  i was going to name you chief surgeon...  to consult on both shifts, yours and frank's.	Hey, that's great, Henry! Good thinking!
what are you going to do with him?	Well...  I was going to name you Chief Surgeon...  To consult on both shifts, yours and Frank's.
you boys'll have to go to work early.	You fixing to add overtime to a twelve- hour day? The union ain't gonna like it.
yes, o'reilly?	How you, Radar?
yeah, maybe move that nurse in. she don't seem the type to keep you awake praying.	I have been in this Army a long time. I know just what you guys are up to. But there are limits...
i may need you to go to work practically immediately. but meanwhile perhaps you'd like to meet some of your fellow officers.	Just one for a start.
never this close.	They've hit us on Cherry Hill. I just got word. We have our slack periods but when the action starts, you'll have more work in twelve hours than a civilian surgeon does in a week.
good. you've both been working close to the front.	Never this close.
they give you copies to burn.	Good. You've both been working close to the front.
you're welcome to one of these, whatever they are.	They give you copies to burn.
reckon so, but we been boozing all day and you work up an appetite.	You're welcome to one of these, whatever they are.
don't you know the first thing you're supposed to do at a new post is present yourself to the commanding officer with your orders?	Reckon so, but we been boozing all day and you work up an appetite.
y'all were short a couple cutters and we're what the army sent.	Don't you know the first thing you're supposed to do at a new post is present yourself to the commanding officer with your orders?
y'all mind the store.	Four goddam months. And they don't even give you time off for good behavior.
you really think we hurt him that bad?	Hell, no, all you did was knock the wind out of him. But he won't be playing any more football today.
well, he's taken care of. scratch one hot dog.	You really think we hurt him that bad?
it certainly isn't henry's fault hot lips houlihan doesn't like her name.	Or her figger.
okay, i'm a witness, but how do you prove who's right?	There's only one way.
she had this shiny black hair piled up on her head, but later on she let it hang loose and i'll be damned if it didn't come all the way down to her ass.	I've always had a hankering for blonde pussy myself. My wife's hair is a wonderful golden yellow, and this time of year it gets even lighter.
i don't know what else. you've been that route a little, haven't you?	Not enough to be a pro.
epidural hematoma?	I don't know what else. You've been that route a little, haven't you?
look at that right eye.	Epidural hematoma?
pulse, slow, very little pressure.	Look at that right eye.
miss you, walt.	He said it for us all, Walt.
how you, walt? we was just fixing to have a nightcap.	Pour one for Painless.
don't you use olives?	Where you think you are, boy? They probably never seen a olive in this country.
is there any reason why we shouldn't know the name of it?	No.  Or why you should.
back home.	Is there any reason why we shouldn't know the name of it?
which hospital?	Back home.
hospital.	Which hospital?
where?	Hospital.
that's right.	Where?
i mean, what were you doing? were you a resident or on a staff someplace?	That's right.
home.	I mean, what were you doing? Were you a resident or on a staff someplace?
now i got you for a witness, i'm going to try again. so far all i dragged out of him is he's from bahston and he's only been in the army two months.  where were you when they drafted you?	Home.
you  must  open  me  up  again?	No, Ho-Jon, we're not going to open you up.
i don't think i should have opened my big mouth. sorry, ho-jon.	That's okay. Live a little, learn a little.
i have great interest for america, his peoples and his custom.	Good, because we got a fine old American custom we want to teach you. You know what these are?
hey, you been sneaking some reading outside the frigging bible!	I have great interest for America, his peoples and his custom.
because is not democrash? all peoples created equal?	Hey, you been sneaking some reading outside the frigging Bible!
us. lead us not into...	...No cases over the age of temptation but deliver us eight. from evil. For Thine is the kingdom, the power and...
so long, ho-jon.	You make a mean martini, kid.
wisconsin.	Same general idea.
the door, frank, the door! where you from anyhow, alaska?	Wisconsin.
i don't believe it's right for you to involve a boy who's not seventeen years old yet...	The door, Frank, the door! Where you from anyhow, Alaska?
but first will you please kindly shut the goddam door?	I don't drink intoxicants.
this is ho-jon, my houseboy. our houseboy. i'm teaching him english.	Where's he gonna use that kind of talk? 'The valley of the shadow of death.' Wait a minute, Ho-Jon...  I got something for you.
what the hell's going on here?	This is Ho-Jon, my houseboy. Our houseboy. I'm teaching him English.
thou. for thou art with me.  welcome, welcome, welcome!	What the hell's going on here?
there might be another tiny piece we missed. i want to look around before we close up.	Perfectionist.
what's there to do? you found the sliver.	There might be another tiny piece we missed. I want to look around before we close up.
you mind if we get out of this guy's brain first?	What's there to do? You found the sliver.
we got to stop them right here.	And get ourselves another touchdown to win.  I wish to hell we knew what they were plotting.
what?	When he sees a little running room, he likes to make a show... you know, stutter steps and cross-overs and all that jazz. Also he never learned to button up when he gets hit, so if you two can get a good shot at him once, you can hurt him.
let's hear from you, you goddam yankee. be nice to see you some time.	Like the Spearchucker said, that's possible. Anyway, it's been an interesting association.
hell, man, that don't matter. we're loaded. we were big wheels in the black market in seoul.	Plus running the opium concession for the whole Eighth Army.
but no short-arm inspection. i'm with you there.	Screw it. We been earning our keep as respectable knife artists. Why should we do work any pill-rolling punk could handle?
we got to start rehabilitating, duke, if we want to be halfway human by the time we get back to our wives.	But no short-arm inspection. I'm with you there.
i thought we were heading for trouble putting on all these trinkets.	We got to start rehabilitating, Duke, if we want to be halfway human by the time we get back to our wives.
we could steal one of the choppers.	I looked. Suspicious bastards got them all locked up.
there's no transportation anyway this time of night.	We could steal one of the choppers.
any time. whenever we want.	Be right with you.
when?	Any time. Whenever we want.
henry's got our orders! we're going home!	When?
me, too. y'all just seen me play my last game.	Same here. You can retire my number.
don't try to get it far down. kick it up high so we can get there and surround that son-ofa-bitch.	Yeah, if I can.
look at the size of those two beasts.	I don't think I could hurt one of them with a sledgehammer.
now wait a minute, hawkeye. i come a long way, learning to put up with a couple of crazy yankees, but...	Don't tell me about your problems, boy. Explain them to Ho-Jon.
how come nobody knows about him? and you do?	I worked with Spearchucker my first month over here, at the 72nd Evac in Taegu. Most of the colored guys know who he is but they're not talking because he asked them not to.
sure you have, only as 'spearchucker' jones.	The nigra boy with the Philadelphia Eagles?
never heard of him.	Sure you have, only as 'Spearchucker' Jones.
where the hell we going to get us a football team?	All three of us played for our schools. And there are at least four other guys...
i not only say it, i'll back it up twenty buck's worth.	You got yourself a bet, Georgia boy.  You're a witness.
how can you say a thing like that about an officer in the united states army?	I not only say it, I'll back it up twenty buck's worth.
you know damn well i nearly puke when i look at her. i don't even think she's a real blonde.	How can you say a thing like that about an officer in the United States Army?
i guess that's why you go for hot lips houlihan.	You know damn well I nearly puke when I look at her. I don't even think she's a real blonde.
what's he got to write, for god's sake?	An application to Androscoggin College.
when will he be able to write?	What's he got to write, for God's sake?
never mind. forget it.	A native is someone who is born in a particular place.
hail to the chief! we-all got a responsibility, men. he's crowned like a king ought to be, but he can't just walk to the mess hall by himself. he has to be carried by native bearers.	Good thinking, Duke. How about it, Ho-Jon? Can you round up a few of the boys?
that there frank burns is a menace. whenever a patient croaks on him it's either god's will or somebody else's fault.	This time he did it to a kid who's simple enough to believe him. Why don't you dump the mother, Henry? He creates more work than he gets done.
y'all just act natural.	Get out the scotch, Ho-Jon.  Don't mention the sex thing unless he brings it up.
not without lots of praying and kissing the dice.  it's a different ritual but it works the same.	What do you think, Trapper?
and you've had a natural four times in a row in a crap game. right? does that mean...?	Not without lots of praying and kissing the dice.  It's a different ritual but it works the same.
this kid looks like a loser. maybe we better get the bead-jiggler to put in a fix.	Call Dago Red.
best equipped dentist in the whole goddam army. care to have a look, a man with your background?	Way we hear it, the Pride is supposed to have run up the highest lifetime batting average ever recorded in Wayne County.
you met him. walt waldowski, the dental officer.	Nice guy, for an enamel surgeon.
must be painlees pole day in the shower tent.	You met him. Walt Waldowski, the Dental Officer.
sixteen times.	We didn't have a chance, little Androscoggin College against the Big Green, but there was this blizzard and we held then nothing nothing till the last twenty seconds. Then this great passer of theirs let one go, snow and all...
jesus to jesus and eight hands around! duke, did i ever tell you how i beat dartmouth by intercepting a pass?	Sixteen times.
this outfit needs somebody who can find his way around the pulmonary anatomy when the bases are loaded.	And it's the ninth inning.
yeah, that's right.  you better get us a chest-cutter before there's trouble.	This outfit needs somebody who can find his way around the pulmonary anatomy when the bases are loaded.
the chest-cutter.	Yeah, that's right.  You better get us a chest-cutter before there's trouble.
what's that?	The chest-cutter.
except we forgot one other small thing.	What's that?
no, hawkeye just said it all.	Except we forgot one other small thing.
we've stuck it out for a whole week now... pretty girl.	We sure don't aim to cause any trouble... Yeah, she seems to grow on you.
christ almighty, i think he means it!	We been had.
he can't take much more time on the table.	So we got to cut him fast. I figure from the X-ray it ain't just the spleen. We also got to snatch his right kidney.
now that's what i call real pretty. we can close up here and go into his belly.	He can't take much more time on the table.
this kid's ready but we won't know all the damage till we get in and see what's happened. what have you got?	Nothing can't wait. Shall we check it out with the Major?
well, southern boy, i suppose you want the sack that's convenient to the door.	And gets the wind every time it opens. No, thanks. I'll take that one.
little light reading matter. just right for his age.	Well, southern boy, I suppose you want the sack that's convenient to the door.
colonel blake, have no fear. hawkeye and duke are here.	That's right, pal. You just sit up front and sign the mail, and leave the cutting to us.
what do you think of that piece of scenery, yankee boy?	Finest kind. We'll sit where we can get the best view.
the spot we picked to spend the winter. maybe we ought to look a little harder.	What do you think of that piece of scenery, Yankee boy?
well, there it is. jesus!	The spot we picked to spend the winter. Maybe we ought to look a little harder.
must be the famous curb service whore   house. you in the market duke?	I done my shopping in Seoul last night.
shore patrol, duke. let's go!	Must be the Famous Curb Service Whore   House. You in the market Duke?
what's the initials 'mp' stand for, hawkeye?	Shore Patrol, Duke. Let's go!
c.o. is colonel blake. lieutenant colonel henry braymore blake. one of them regular army clowns. push you around so it's hard to get any decent work done.	We got to head them off, right at the start. Push them around first.
pretty near. what do you know about the outfit we're going to?	C.O. is Colonel Blake. Lieutenant Colonel Henry Braymore Blake. One of them regular army clowns. Push you around so it's hard to get any decent work done.
damn! that must be about as far north as you can get.	Pretty near. What do you know about the outfit we're going to?
crabapple cove. maine.	Damn! That must be about as far north as you can get.
where you from with that crazy way of talking?	Crabapple Cove. Maine.
tax-free booze. it's about all you can say for army life.	Where you from with that crazy way of talking?
georgia, where i come from, it's real if you make it yourself. but i been buying from the yankee government since they put me in this soldier suit and give me a rate.	Tax-free booze. It's about all you can say for army life.
make it yourself, or is it real?	Georgia, where I come from, it's real if you make it yourself. But I been buying from the Yankee Government since they put me in this soldier suit and give me a rate.
i got some.	Make it yourself, or is it real?
ayuh, only it's early, i need a drink to wake me up.	I got some.
you got directions?	Ayuh, only it's early, I need a drink to wake me up.
duke forrest.	You got directions?
my name's hawkeye pierce.	Duke Forrest.
wait a second...	I can't... couldn't.
don't stop now! please...	Wait a second...
frank...	Don't stop now! Please...
oh, i'm used to it. what makes me sore is how they behave towards you.  they ought to be grateful to have you.  i certainly am.	And I'm grateful for you, Frank, especially with those boors around. We've grown very close in a short time.
it's that disrespect for you, that's what i can't forgive them.	Oh, I'm used to it. What makes me sore is how they behave towards you.  They ought to be grateful to have you.  I certainly am.
godless buffoons, all of them.	It's that disrespect for you, that's what I can't forgive them.
well, sure, if you are, margaret...	Anyway, we want to get this letter off.
ravenous. what about you?	Well, sure, if you are, Margaret...
it's supper time.  but you're not hungry are you?	Ravenous. What about you?
we think the same way.	It's supper time.  But you're not hungry are you?
we're a good team.	We think the same way.
i think it's a marvelous letter.	We're a good team.
i don't mind. if we give them something to talk about.	I think it's a marvelous letter.
people will talk.	I don't mind. If we give them something to talk about.
i have a tent to myself.	People will talk.
no. the only thing to do is write general hammond.  but it's hard to find a place around here for a private discussion.	I have a tent to myself.
there's no point appealing to colonel blake. they've got him bewitched.	No. The only thing to do is write General Hammond.  But it's hard to find a place around here for a private discussion.
i was just asking...	Shut up or I'll tear you apart.
come clean with us, frank. were you on this religious kick back home, or did you start to crack up here on the post?	...And for our Supreme Commander over here and our Commander-in-Chief in Washington.
...and for our young men on the field of battle, that they may return home to their dear ones...	Come clean with us, Frank. Were you on this religious kick back home, or did you start to crack up here on the post?
you ever caught this bread, and forgive our syndrome before, duke?	...trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against...
give us this day our daily...	You ever caught this bread, and forgive our syndrome before, Duke?
is that liquor?	Finest kind. We're training Ho-Jon to be a bartender. Join us?
you willing to b-back that up with odds?	Damn right. Three to one, as much as you want to put up.
the hell we won't! you bastards pulled something, i don't know what, but we've been beating you without him. ane we'll go on beating you!	You willing to b-back that up with odds?
you mean hot lips? screw her.	N-n-no thanks, G-General.
but what about major houlihan?	You mean Hot Lips? Screw her.
special services in tokyo are all for it. they say it's one of the main gimmicks we have to keep the american way of life going here in asia.	But what about Major Houlihan?
a football game?	Special Services in Tokyo are all for it. They say it's one of the main gimmicks we have to keep the American way of life going here in Asia.
if we had closer relations, there wouldn't be any misunderstandings. that's where a football game would help. between your outfit and mine.	A football game?
must be fun. but the point we want to make about henry...	I'm sure we could find a date for your team. Why don't I take it up with Henry?  Thanks for the drink, boys.
now we're working out a schedule of the outfits we're going to play this year. we all chip into a pool and make bets.	Must be fun. But the point we want to make about Henry...
i think i heard about that.	Now we're working out a schedule of the outfits we're going to play this year. We all chip into a pool and make bets.
we had a team at the 325th evac last fall. i coached the boys myself.	I think I heard about that.
well, it's still pretty much in the talk stage.	We had a team at the 325th Evac last fall. I coached the boys myself.
i'm impressed, pierce. naturally, the kind of job i have, i don't get much chance to keep up with what goes on in the or.	Neither does Henry Blake. But I'll tell you what makes him the best C.O. you've got in any of your hospitals. He leaves all the medical decisions to the men who do the day- to-day work and understand what meatball surgery is.
and there it is.	I'm impressed, Pierce. Naturally, the kind of job I have, I don't get much chance to keep up with what goes on in the OR.
so if it ain't staring us in the face, it's got to be retroperitoneal. and that, along with the look of the wounds, makes me figure he's got a hole in his sigmoid colon that we won't find unless we look for it.	And there it is.
right.	So if it ain't staring us in the face, it's got to be retroperitoneal. And that, along with the look of the wounds, makes me figure he's got a hole in his sigmoid colon that we won't find unless we look for it.
well, dad, we haven't found any holes in the large bowel. they've all been in the small bowel, but the smell is different. i caught a whiff of large bowel, but it ain't staring us in the face, right?	Right.
obviously you don't think so, and i don't know why.	Well, Dad, we haven't found any holes in the large bowel. They've all been in the small bowel, but the smell is different. I caught a whiff of large bowel, but it ain't staring us in the face, right?
now, general, i'm going to sandbag you. do you think we're ready to get out of this belly?	Obviously you don't think so, and I don't know why.
i want to talk to you, pierce.	There's nothing to talk about, General. You take the case yourself or join me at three o'clock. Either way you're liable to learn something.
i'm going to play poker until three a.m. or until the patient is ready for surgery. however, if you'd like to operate on him yourself right now, be my guest. i get the same dough whether i work or not.	I want to talk to you, Pierce.
pierce! that soldier requires immediate attention. i'm a surgeon and i know.	You betcher ass, General.
you betcher ass, dad.	What?
at ease. captain pierce, you have a seriously wounded patient for whom you are responsible. yet i find you in a poker game.	You betcher ass, Dad.
gimme three.	At ease. Captain Pierce, you have a seriously wounded patient for whom you are responsible. Yet I find you in a poker game.
radar!	All you have to do is ask.  The quarterback is saying they'll run the old Statue of Liberty. Their left end will come across and take the ball out of his hand and try to get around our left end.
i though you said we didn't have a drop.	I found a doner.
a-negative. i've cross-matched it.	I though you said we didn't have a drop.
hawkeye's asking the major's opinion on a point of anatomy.	Also I'm curious whether she's a moaner or...
i only wanted to know what she's like in the sack. do those big boobs hold up or are they kind of droopy?	Hawkeye's asking the Major's opinion on a point of anatomy.
b-e-r-t, right. see you tomorrow.	Oh, I'm not sailing with you. I work out of the hospital here.
c-a-m-e-m...?	B-E-R-T, right. See you tomorrow.
oh, certainly, sergeant. my name is captain george limburger, and this is captain walter camembert.	C-A-M-E-M...?
we need medical officers for short- arm inspection starting the first afternoon out.	Oh, certainly, Sergeant. My name is Captain George Limburger, and this is Captain Walter Camembert.
what for?	We need medical officers for short- arm inspection starting the first afternoon out.
but we'd have to break his leg or something to keep him out of the game for good.	Not necessarily.
might make kind of a social issue, not having any other negro officer.	He can move in here with us.
we'll cut him in on the bets we make. and still have enough profit to send ho-jon to college.	Might make kind of a social issue, not having any other Negro officer.
so what makes you think he'll play for us?	We'll cut him in on the bets we make. And still have enough profit to send Ho-Jon to college.
he only lasted one season.	On account he got caught in the doctor draft. He was a surgical resident playing semi-pro ball weekends when the Eagles signed him.
but he's got five times the man-power to draw on.	We can balance that by getting ourselves a ringer. Henry has to say he needs a neurosurgeon and put in a specific request for Dr. Oliver Harmon Jones.
it's five minutes into nurses' shower hour. where are they?	They're coming.
be kind of rough on him if there's no blood. why don't we close up and sit on him a couple of days?	Sure, that's the right way... at John Hopkins or someplace. But how do we know there won't be even more of a jam-up a few days from now? Maybe we won't be able to get to him when we want to. Maybe the goddam thing'll erode the artery when nobody's looking. Our best shot is now.
we'll have to close this hole and make one on the other side.	Be kind of rough on him if there's no blood. Why don't we close up and sit on him a couple of days?
what do we do?	We'll have to close this hole and make one on the other side.
it was in the cava and the hole sealed itself off. i must have jiggled it just enough to turn it loose. i can't feel it in the heart or the right pulmonary artery. so it's in the left pulmonary artery.	What do we do?
i don't get it.	It was in the cava and the hole sealed itself off. I must have jiggled it just enough to turn it loose. I can't feel it in the heart or the right pulmonary artery. So it's in the left pulmonary artery.
i can't feel it now either. the mother must have gone in.	I don't get it.
oh, jesus.	I can't feel it now either. The mother must have gone in.
i don't feel anything.	Oh, Jesus.
you aspirate the blood from the chest cavity. damn, there's more of it than i thought.	If we don't get that pint, he's in trouble.
never mind the conversation. do it, dad.	You aspirate the blood from the chest cavity. Damn, there's more of it than I thought.
we'll need room. the sixth rib goes.	Never mind the conversation. Do it, Dad.
dartmouth's too big and too expensive. if he's as good as i think he is, he can move into the big league later. but androscoggin first.	We'll need room. The sixth rib goes.
how about squeezing him through into dartmouth? if all he wants to do is catch lobsters, he can learn that here.	Dartmouth's too big and too expensive. If he's as good as I think he is, he can move into the big league later. But Androscoggin first.
if we squeeze him through, i'm going to get him into androscoggin college.	How about squeezing him through into Dartmouth? If all he wants to do is catch lobsters, he can learn that here.
christ, it's ho-jon!	Hiya, Ho-Jon. You got a piece of a shell in your chest, but we'll take it out as soon as you've had more blood. Hey, Radar!
it's in pretty deep.	Yeah, and he's lost a lot of blood. I'm afraid it's hit more that just the lung.
okay, but i'll need you to help. duke, will you take that belly back there? the australian?	It's in pretty deep.
for you, trapper.	Okay, but I'll need you to help. Duke, will you take that belly back there? The Australian?
best thing you could do for all of us is grab some sack time.	Radar!
is he out?	Like the Rock of Gibraltar.
i don't know why. as long as it's light enough to see your caddie.	What's the age of consent in this country?
come on, trapper. we got to forget golf for today.	I don't know why. As long as it's light enough to see your caddie.
and if it isn't, why don't we call washington on your telephone? you tell your story, we'll tell ours.	When you make up your mind, get in touch. The golf club is probably the best place to leave a message.
please!  face it, colonel, you don't have us, we have you. your boys blew this case, we bailed you out. we figure we ought to hang around a day to check the congressman's kid, and we also figure to play some golf. so if that's okay with you, we got a deal.	And if it isn't, why don't we call Washington on your telephone? You tell your story, we'll tell ours.
your high school friend who went around saying 'me lay, you lay?' to all the young females in the community. as i remember, you said it was quite a successful approach.	Well, he wouldn't score more than once in seven or eight tries, but the important thing was he didn't waste time socializing. Anyway, Trapper John, this is Me Lay.
did i ever tell you about me lay marston?	Your high school friend who went around saying 'Me lay, you lay?' to all the young females in the community. As I remember, you said it was quite a successful approach.
don't worry, son. that's captain mcintyre, and he's the best chest surgeon in the far east and maybe in the whole u.s. army. he'll fix you up fine. your daddy saw to that.	Just like we thought, it's a routine problem. Nurse, who's in charge of operating room preparations?
look.	Beautiful. What do you think? Should we stop and play nine holes now and operate on the kid later? If he's still alive.
but besides the operation, we've got to get in at least eighteen holes of golf.	So let's haul ass, Sergeant.
let me translate. i've had some exposure to the language. the young man is from brooklyn and he wants us to vacate this vehicle.	But weren't you supposed to meet the surgeons who are going to slice up the Congressman's son?
i'm not so sure the goddam thing's in his heart.	'Course it isn't, but how many chances do we get to go to Japan? With our golf clubs.
i came within about ten yards of you. you know something, trapper, the way we been going, if we ever got to see a real golf course again, i bet we could burn it up.	As far as the greens maybe. I don't know if my putting would come back or not, without some practice.
no, no, that one.	Oh, you want to play it straight?  I guess I owe you an apology.
very well, your majesty.  congratulations, frank. he picked you.	No, no, that one.
it's a bedroom where a man is always at his peak and doesn't have to take any time outs.	And all the angels are built like Lieutenant Dish.
we stand behind all our work.	You want it straight? Medical history records no instance of anyone taking this particular prescription and surviving.
or you can let him knock himself out. you personally'd be sending him to his grave.	An eternal damnation.
we're throwing him a last supper. we came to invite you.	The Painless Pole plans to cross the Great Divide tonight and we need your help to straighten him out.
black capsule.	The black capsule. Finest kind. Thank you, Dr. McIntyre.
...but i turned in my knee pads.	Ho-Jon, give the Father some more martini.
what are they peeking at? captain waldowski in the shower?	Part of him. Painless is the owner and operator of the Pride of Hamtrack. That's where he comes from... Hamtrack, Michigan.
lucky you didn't have your mouth open or it would have gone down your throat.	He's Trapper John! Only man in history who ever found fulfillment in the ladies' can of a Boston and Maine Railroad car! When the Conductor caught him in there with his Winter Carnival date, she screamed: 'He trapped me!' What have you been doing since those days, Trapper?
that's the front up the road a few miles. we have to get by without some of the comforts of home.	I like an olive.
i think i've seen this nut somewhere.  haven't i?	If you don't know what you've seen, why should I?
hey, knocko, i got those pictures you promised to look at of my kids. you too, wilma. it won't take a minute.  you can see them too, if you want.	No, thank you. I'm not the slightest bit interested.
i wonder how a degenerated person like you could have reached a position of responsibility in the army medical corps.	Sister, if I knew the answer to that I sure as hell wouldn't be here.
okay, major, honey.  i'm going to have a couple shots scotch and go to bed. i'd normally ask you to join me but obviously you're a female version of the routine regular army clown. and that turns me off, so just leave my outfit alone and we'll get along fine.  see you around the campus.	I wonder how a degenerated person like you could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps.
that kind of familiarity is inconsistent with maximum efficiency in a military organization.	Okay, Major, honey.  I'm going to have a couple shots scotch and go to bed. I'd normally ask you to join me but obviously you're a female version of the routine Regular Army clown. And that turns me off, so just leave my outfit alone and we'll get along fine.  See you around the campus.
it's my name. maybe that sounds silly to you but...	That kind of familiarity is inconsistent with maximum efficiency in a military organization.
i've noticed that both nurses and enlisted men address you as 'hawkeye.'	It's my name. Maybe that sounds silly to you but...
and his track record, that don't count? look, honey, when you watch the two shifts try to notice which one does the most work with the least fuss.	I've noticed that both nurses and enlisted men address you as 'Hawkeye.'
on the contrary, i've observed he's not only a good technical surgeon, he's a good military surgeon. and that includes how a man dresses and how he bears himself and his sense of what it means to be an officer in the united states army.	And his track record, that don't count? Look, honey, when you watch the two shifts try to notice which one does the most work with the least fuss.
that don't surprise me. if you're a good observer, you must have observed by now that frank burns is a jerk.	On the contrary, I've observed he's not only a good technical surgeon, he's a good military surgeon. And that includes how a man dresses and how he bears himself and his sense of what it means to be an officer in the United States Army.
major burns is far from satisfied.	That don't surprise me. If you're a good observer, you must have observed by now that Frank Burns is a jerk.
that's right. we work well together.	Major Burns is far from satisfied.
all of them?	That's right. We work well together.
i'm glad you feel that way, major, because you see it's a team effort... doctors, nurses, enlisted men... and i feel responsible for my whole team, and i want you to know i'm satisfied with them.	All of them?
captain, i've been observing the nurses on your shift. but naturally your own opinion is more informed than mine.	I'm glad you feel that way, Major, because you see it's a team effort... doctors, nurses, enlisted men... and I feel responsible for my whole team, and I want you to know I'm satisfied with them.
honey, nobody as pretty as you could ever impose... please sit down. coffee?	Captain, I've been observing the nurses on your shift. But naturally your own opinion is more informed than mine.
captain pierce, would i be imposing...?	Honey, nobody as pretty as you could ever impose... please sit down. Coffee?
it's possible	Hang in there.
see you.	It's possible
what's the matter?	We may be in trouble, I can't catch my breath. I've got the occupational disease of oversized ex-athletes.
if you start the game instead of waiting, you mean?	No, let's stick to that strategy till we see whether you boys can do two things. The first is get that halfback out of the game. He had one year with the Rams before the Army got him, but he didn't play too often because he's one of those hot dogs.
i think we could still have a chance.	If you start the game instead of waiting, you mean?
the bastards outconned us.	I think we could still have a chance.
well, for college players that have been out of training seven or eight years...	I'm thinking about how we can make more money.  Suppose we bet only part of our dough and keep this big animal out of the game the whole first half and let them roll up some points. Then you could bet the rest of our bundle between the halves and get the General and his friends to give us some real odds.
listen, we look pretty lousy out there, right?	Well, for college players that have been out of training seven or eight years...
i'd be crazy to think my virtue, such as it is, was more important than his life...	In fact I'd rather not try to influence you at all.  Let's just go in and take a look, and then you think it through for yourself.
it's your decision, maria. i don't want to high-pressure you.	I'd be crazy to think my virtue, such as it is, was more important than his life...
i'm fond of painless, and i'd feel terrible if anything happened to him...	It's your decision, Maria. I don't want to high-pressure you.
what do you care? you'll be on your way to japan.	I'm fond of Painless, and I'd feel terrible if anything happened to him...
you think he won't.	What do you care? You'll be on your way to Japan.
he should come to now for a while, but he's got so much dope in him by tomorrow he won't know fact from fantasy.	You think he won't.
precisely, maria. tonight you have the same privilege that comes on rare occasions to the chief executive of some state or nation... the privilege of restoring life, by one tender act of mercy, to a doomed fellow creature.	He should come to now for a while, but he's got so much dope in him by tomorrow he won't know fact from fantasy.
a man is going to die if he doesn't have my fair young body?	Precisely, Maria. Tonight you have the same privilege that comes on rare occasions to the chief executive of some state or nation... the privilege of restoring life, by one tender act of mercy, to a doomed fellow creature.
it happens to be a matter of life and death.	A man is going to die if he doesn't have my fair young body?
you're asking for somebody else?	It happens to be a matter of life and death.
i didn't mean with me.	You're asking for somebody else?
do you think anything between us could be impersonal? or pure? you better forget logic, because you're proving why i shouldn't go to bed with you.	I didn't mean with me.
you should have been a marriage counselor.  but i'll show you what's wrong with your theory.	Do you think anything between us could be impersonal? Or pure? You better forget logic, because you're proving why I shouldn't go to bed with you.
it could be a purely impersonal thing. what matters is the therapeutic value of relieving your tensions.	You should have been a marriage counselor.  But I'll show you what's wrong with your theory.
how would he avoid it... as if i needed to ask?	It could be a purely impersonal thing. What matters is the therapeutic value of relieving your tensions.
a man would be more considerate. he wouldn't come home to his wife a nervous wreck.	How would he avoid it... as if I needed to ask?
you're on his side all of the sudden?	A man would be more considerate. He wouldn't come home to his wife a nervous wreck.
though i guess who it'll really be rough on is your husband.	You're on his side all of the sudden?
dear, sweet hawkeye.	Though I guess who it'll really be rough on is your husband.
that's when the real strain starts. three weeks on a troopship.  poor baby.	Dear, sweet Hawkeye.
in less than twelve hours i'll be on my way.	That's when the real strain starts. Three weeks on a troopship.  Poor baby.
you're leaving tomorrow?	In less than twelve hours I'll be on my way.
i couldn't have slept tonight anyhow.	You're leaving tomorrow?
even if i weren't.	Maria...
then why not, as long as it wouldn't hurt anybody...?	But you've made me feel strong again, Captain. Hawkeye.  You helped me pull together when I needed it.
it's terribly hard. sometimes the temptation is just too much.	Then why not, as long as it wouldn't hurt anybody...?
of course not.	It's terribly hard. Sometimes the temptation is just too much.
you'd think now, with only six weeks before they ship me back home, it would be easier. but it isn't.	Of course not.
ayuh.	You'd think now, with only six weeks before they ship me back home, it would be easier. But it isn't.
i don't make the distinction. but the sex urge is a powerful force. in women just as much as men.	Ayuh.
it's a matter of definition. faithful in spirit, yes.	I don't make the distinction. But the sex urge is a powerful force. In women just as much as men.
and absolutely determined to be faithful to my husband. do we have that in common, captain?	It's a matter of definition. Faithful in spirit, yes.
same here.	And absolutely determined to be faithful to my husband. Do we have that in common, Captain?
very happily married.	Same here.
something else we have in common.	Very happily married.
but i'm married.	Something else we have in common.
you have a certain modest charm yourself.	But I'm married.
you're an attractive man.	You have a certain modest charm yourself.
for a start. i just have a hunch... well, it isn't entirely a hunch...	You're an attractive man.
our minds?	For a start. I just have a hunch... well, it isn't entirely a hunch...
they don't have to be dull. i mean if you and me put our minds together...	Our minds?
oh, no. we have dull stretches every week or so, thank god, when there's nothing to do after midnight.	They don't have to be dull. I mean if you and me put our minds together...
it isn't always this rough?	Oh, no. We have dull stretches every week or so, thank God, when there's nothing to do after midnight.
you're getting a workout, you and captain forrest, your first night.	It isn't always this rough?
'the last of the mohicans.' only book my father ever read.	You're getting a workout, you and Captain Forrest, your first night.
how did you get called that?	'The Last of the Mohicans.' Only book my father ever read.
no trouble at all.  hawkeye.	How did you get called that?
thank you, captain pierce.  it's been so long.	No trouble at all.  Hawkeye.
there's nothing ridiculous about it.  a kid like you...	Thank you, Captain Pierce.  It's been so long.
isn't this ridiculous, doctor? six months i've been here and there are still times when i can't stand it. i just go to pieces.	There's nothing ridiculous about it.  A kid like you...
why would he do that?	Who is knowing? But the drug I have find in his urine is solving all mysteries. By tomorrow will be gone his fast heart and high blood pressure. So I think maybe you will like to tell him goodbye. Okay?
at first is no doubt. but then i am seeing on his paper he work in american hospital. and i think there are so many drugs in such a places, he could take some by mistake.	Why would he do that?
i'm sorry to hear that. you think he's unfit for military service?	At first is no doubt. But then I am seeing on his paper he work in American hospital. And I think there are so many drugs in such a places, he could take some by mistake.
i don't liking it at all, what i hear when i listen to the heart. and such a blood pressure for so young a boys. is frightening.	I'm sorry to hear that. You think he's unfit for military service?
yes, i know. hi, ho-jon. how did it go?	I don't liking it at all, what I hear when I listen to the heart. And such a blood pressure for so young a boys. Is frightening.
you please excuse...  i have been making examination of this young man to find if he will be soldier in our army.	Yes, I know. Hi, Ho-Jon. How did it go?
you really say the cutest things.	Yeah!
i didn't have much choice.	You really say the cutest things.
it was really nice of you to take me along.	I didn't have much choice.
second pint.	Duke...
two-man job. how much blood has he had?	Second pint.
thanks.	Glad to help.
they missed the boat.	Thanks.
thanks, reverend. thank you both for tipping me off.  you don't know a captain forrest or a captain pierce, do you?	They missed the boat.
be the longest short-arm inspection you ever held!	Thanks, Reverend. Thank you both for tipping me off.  You don't know a Captain Forrest or a Captain Pierce, do you?
what do you want with those two medical officers?	They're supposed to hold short-arm inspection.
yes, reverend?	What do you want with those two medical officers?
excuse me, sergeant.	Yes, Reverend?
captain camembert! captain camembert!	Excuse me, Sergeant.
he's coming to.	Let's get his clothes off quick.
what's wrong with him?	Every time we feed him, it either comes right back up or he coughs and turns blue and has a hell of a time.
well, one of the girls got careless and two days ago she gave birth to an eight-pound american-japanese male.	What's wrong with him?
what's the story?	Well, one of the girls got careless and two days ago she gave birth to an eight-pound American-Japanese male.
i have but well, you know, i've been mainly an anesthetist a long time now and... well, i'd like you guys to take a look at him.	What's the story?
why can't you look at him?	I have but well, you know, I've been mainly an anesthetist a long time now and... well, I'd like you guys to take a look at him.
what do you do in the joint besides pimp?	That's about the only thing I don't do  that I'm built for. I inspect the girls and take care of some of the kids in the hospital. Sometimes I tend bar and act as bouncer.
i'm too busy, actually. not for the army, of course, but where i live. dr. yamachi's new era pediatric hospital and whorehouse. i'm serious. the guy has this crude hospital for kids and a whorehouse on the side to finance it, all in the same building.	What do you do in the joint besides pimp?
you don't go after the local scrunch?	I'm too busy, actually. Not for the Army, of course, but where I live. Dr. Yamachi's New Era Pediatric Hospital and Whorehouse. I'm serious. The guy has this crude hospital for kids and a whorehouse on the side to finance it, all in the same building.
the one and only.	Proud to know you, Trapper. Like to shake your hand if you'll hurry up and get that chest closed.  You still working the trains?
the real trapper john? the one who threw you the famous pass and went to greater glory on the boston and maine railroad?	The one and only.
he's the pro from dover and i'm the ghost of smokey joe.	Save that crap for the rest of the clamdiggers back home.
morning painless. how they goin'?	Big day. Two jaws to rebuild.
just about enough to say goodbye to everybody.  line up over here, men, if you want to pay your last respects. keep moving and file on out when you're through.	I wonder, if Red's fix swings it for me, what's heaven really like?
how much time do i have?	Just about enough to say goodbye to everybody.  Line up over here, men, if you want to pay your last respects. Keep moving and file on out when you're through.
in the direction you want to go.	You guys got any black capsules?
that's really what i came here for. see what you guys recommend.	Well, I'm sure my colleagues will agree there are a number of dependable measures for extinguishing the vital forces.
you don't have any problem. you've got thirty good years ahead of you, easy. maybe you'll have to cut down as you grow older, get along with just two fiancees, but...	No, one thing I finally know for sure, I'll never function with a woman again.
but it's all over now, and i can't face it. imagine if you found out you were one, you wouldn't like breaking the news to your wife. well, i got the same problem multiplied.	You don't have any problem. You've got thirty good years ahead of you, easy. Maybe you'll have to cut down as you grow older, get along with just two fiancees, but...
that's what you've been doing all these years with every dame you could lay your hands on? repressing your real self?	But it's all over now, and I can't face it. Imagine if you found out you were one, you wouldn't like breaking the news to your wife. Well, I got the same problem multiplied.
or in dreams either. i repressed it completely. classic pattern of inhibition.	That's what you've been doing all these years with every dame you could lay your hands on? Repressing your real self?
just in dreams?	Or in dreams either. I repressed it completely. Classic pattern of inhibition.
no, never in the slightest.	Just in dreams?
you've been drawn to other males? since you were a kid?	No, never in the slightest.
now i know that's been my problem since i was a kid. but it only caught up to me last night.	You've been drawn to other males? Since you were a kid?
homosexuality.	Now I know that's been my problem since I was a kid. But it only caught up to me last night.
painless, you mustn't talk that way. it's a lot of crap. cover for what?	Homosexuality.
don juanism is just a cover... i've been reading up on it.  i'm a fake, i'm a fraud, i've been living a lie!	Painless, you mustn't talk that way. It's a lot of crap. Cover for what?
what did you have to test, for god's sake... the dental don juan of detroit?	Don Juanism is just a cover... I've been reading up on it.  I'm a fake, I'm a fraud, I've been living a lie!
but i had this feeling i ought to make the effort. to test myself. and i flunked.	What did you have to test, for God's sake... the dental Don Juan of Detroit?
you noticed. i wasn't going to fool around over here. i've got these three girls i'm engaged to back home...	But I had this feeling I ought to make the effort. To test myself. And I flunked.
there's only one worth noticing.	You noticed. I wasn't going to fool around over here. I've got these three girls I'm engaged to back home...
there's this native broad works in the laundry. i don't know if you've noticed.	There's only one worth noticing.
tell me the whole story, walt.	There's this native broad works in the laundry. I don't know if you've noticed.
if a man isn't a man anymore, what's he got left to live for?	Tell me the whole story, Walt.
glad to know you. drop in at my clinic anytime you feel like playing a little poker, or even if a tooth is bothering you.	Poker sounds great. When do you play?
pain bad, ho-jon?	I  wouldn't  wish  it  on  a  maneating  shark.
and if i go to new york, the natives there will carry me? i don't think so.	I don't think so either.
there ought to be a law against dentists reading. matter of fact, i thought there was. anyway, this is an obsession. he can't be persuaded out of it.	He's comin' this-a-way! The jaw- breaker!
hi, ho-jon. how they goin'?	Finest kind. Captain Forrests say you better haul ass home quick. We got new chest-cutter in our tent.
officer all sleep now, yes? and i go wash clothes.	Right, Ho-Jon. See you later.
i have not understood what you means.	That. It's out of the act.
you can cut the bow.	I have not understood what you means.
good morning, captain pierce and captain forrest.	You can cut the bow.
it's a nice idea. i mean it has style.	It's the only way we can make enough to put Ho-Jon through Androscoggin.
fifteenth straight day there've been six o'clock choppers. how long can a battle go on?	You got to relax, Henry. Since the deluge started, you been working in the OR and running the outfit, too.
first decent idea you've had in a month.	Now I'll have to wait at least a week. If I announced it tomorrow, after what our new Chief Nurse saw this afternoon, they'd hear her yelling from Seoul to Washington.
i should fire him because he got in the way of trapper's fist? no. i've put up with a lot from you guys, but now i finally have to take disciplinary action.	Christ. All of a sudden it's West Point.
stop acting like a colonel, henry. you know trapper wouldn't sock him without a good reason.	There's no reason good enough for one medical officer to strike another.
i'll try, d-d-dammit! you can't ask any more than that!	We don't want any more than that.  Right now.
about that chest-cutter...	I'll try, d-d-dammit! You can't ask any more than that!
major burns will be out of your tent in twenty-four hours.  tell them captain pierce and captain forrest are on their way.	About that chest-cutter...
you work those kind of hours, you got to have rest. which you can't get with somebody jabbering away on a direct line to heaven.	Major Burns will be out of your tent in twenty-four hours.  Tell them Captain Pierce and Captain Forrest are on their way.
we'll find out what they are when you throw us out.	That's all the commitment you're offering me?  Or do you have some more extravagant gesture of cooperation?
but we strongly suspect something will happen to screw up this splendid organization of yours if you don't get that sky pilot out of our tent.	Your tent?
you don't aim to cause any trouble  but?	But we strongly suspect something will happen to screw up this splendid organization of yours if you don't get that sky pilot out of our tent.
okay, lieutenant dish. i guess she's already... involved with somebody here.	They've all tried. Nobody's got to first base.
if you mean...  she is a lieutenant in the army nursing corps, captain.	Okay, Lieutenant Dish. I guess she's already... involved with somebody here.
the blonde dish.	If you mean...  She is a lieutenant in the Army Nursing Corps, Captain.
i'm colonel blake. you fellows just passing through?	Nope, we're assigned heah.
we got it, men... ho-jon's keep as androscoggin... if there is such a place. and the big news is, the general wants a rematch.	I'll tell you my news. I'm retiring from football.
what's wrong with you?	I don't know. I must have lost my punch. I didn't think the son-of-a- bitch would get up.
if you say so, henry. but remember my claustrophobia.	I deeply regret this unfortunate incident. We try to remember we're a military organization.
yes, that's what i mean.	I did. First and only blow. So far.
you mean who hit who?	Yes, that's what I mean.
what's going on? who started this?	You mean who hit who?
damn.	And another one, but it's from the south.  There.
chopper coming in, colonel. two of them, i'm afraid.	Damn.
can you make out what they're talking about?	I can try, sir.
splendid, sir. no problems.	Morning, Captain.
morning, radar. how were things?	Splendid, sir. No problems.
good morning, colonel.	Morning, Radar. How were things?
oh, get out of here!	Yes, Colonel.
sir?	Oh, get out of here!
stop that, o'rielly!	Sir?
to major burns' tent. yes, sir.	Stop that, O'Rielly!
don't come so quickly when i call. i want you to take these officers...	To Major Burns' tent. Yes, sir.
sir?	Don't come so quickly when I call. I want you to take these officers...
don't do that, radar! you make me nervous.	Sir?
sir?	Don't do that, Radar! You make me nervous.
we've got too many wounded for us to handle now! get on the phone right away and...	Yes, sir, I'll see if I can reach General Hammond in Seoul for you. You think he'll finally break down and give us two more surgeons?
i'm afraid so, colonel.	We've got too many wounded for us to handle now! Get on the phone right away and...
o'reilly, what is it?  there aren't more choppers coming?	I'm afraid so, Colonel.
yes, dammit, and...	O'Reilly, what is it?  There aren't more choppers coming?
one of the surgeons from the day shift will have to stay on duty tonight?	Yes, dammit, and...
dammit, radar, wait till i call you! tell major burns...	One of the surgeons from the day shift will have to stay on duty tonight?
yes, sir?	Dammit, Radar, wait till I call you! Tell Major Burns...
o'reilly!	Yes, sir?
what's that, henry?	I out-coached that General Hammond.
well, there's one big satisfaction.	What's that, Henry?
those two big guys were tackles on the cleveland browns, and the redhead played halfback with the rams.	They can't do that to me!
thank you, spearchucker. i'll certainly take a look at these. where the hell did you ever get that name?	I used to throw the javelin.
in that case, here are ten basic plays. i think that's about all this bunch can handle.	Thank you, Spearchucker. I'll certainly take a look at these. Where the hell did you ever get that name?
the way i run an organization, any man in it has the right to speak his mind.	In that case, here are ten basic plays. I think that's about all this bunch can handle.
if i can make a suggestion, coach.	The way I run an organization, any man in it has the right to speak his mind.
it's an american boy's rupture you're supposed to close.	Listen, we get a deluge like this, just deciding priorities on a medical basis is hard enough. So never mind the side issues.
yeah?	It's an American boy's rupture you're supposed to close.
captain...  'this kid' is a prisoner of war.	Yeah?
this one goes right to the or. tell duke to do him ahead of the busted spleen.  and this kid can't wait. i'll take him myself, before i get to that ruptured diaphragm.	Captain...  'This kid' is a prisoner of war.
morning, girls. good morning major.	Good morning.
we don't have to see him. call that halfassed army hospital and tell them to be ready to put some lipiodol in this kid's esophagus and take x- rays.	But it's ten-thirty at night. We can't get military personnel out for a civilian. A foreign civilian.
can you guys take one minute to look at a kid for me?	Now?
no, we had a clear soup to start. this is a thick one and you ought to taste it. there's nothing like it back home.	How can I taste it now? We've already had like twelve courses.
soup? rice? what are we doing, beginning all over again?	No, we had a clear soup to start. This is a thick one and you ought to taste it. There's nothing like it back home.
the address of the n.e.p.h. and w. why don't you meet me there when you're through golf for drinks and dinner and whatever strikes the fancy?	Mine's already been struck, and it doesn't have to be very fancy.
never mind.	The address of the N.E.P.H. and W. Why don't you meet me there when you're through golf for drinks and dinner and whatever strikes the fancy?
colonel merrill is a veteran of twenty- five years in the regular army, a soldier first and a doctor second. a member of several patriotic organizations, he believes it's america's god-given mission to maintain a foothold for freedom on the asian mainland.	That bad?  But I guess you're right. We might as well see him.  Got any caddie carts?
what's the bastard really like?	Colonel Merrill is a veteran of twenty- five years in the Regular Army, a soldier first and a doctor second. A member of several patriotic organizations, he believes it's America's God-given mission to maintain a foothold for freedom on the Asian mainland.
planes mostly. may take a crack at rickshaws. how does the direct approach work over here?	I been out of action since I got over here five months ago.
okay, i'm closing up. everybody relax.	May I have the surgeon's name, please?
as long as there's a pile-up, we can do our bit to encourage his permanent withdrawal from the contest.	It's a technique Ugly John and I worked out in case something like this came up.
nice.	Boys, we're home free.
ease off on those tapes, and let's see how much it bleeds.  how is he?	Nice.
arterial silk.	Ease off on those tapes, and let's see how much it bleeds.  How is he?
nice.	Arterial silk.
how is he?	Nice.
before you do, ann, perhaps you'd better finish this column.	Yeah. Lavender and old lace!
yeah. you, too? oh, joe . . . oh, i'm sorry darling . . . why don't we tear the building down!	Before you do, Ann, perhaps you'd better finish this column.
did you get it, too?	Yeah. You, too? Oh, Joe . . . oh, I'm sorry darling . . . why don't we tear the building down!
a big, rich slob like d. b. norton buys a paperand forty heads are chopped off!	Did you get it, too?
you're a couple o' sticks shy in your column, ann.	A big, rich slob like D. B. Norton buys a paperand forty heads are chopped off!
go ahead, driver! ball park!	John, please let me go with you! Please, John!
yes, i did, john. but ii had no idea what was going on.	You didn't?
did you write this?	Yes, I did, John. But II had no idea what was going on.
look, johnwhat we're handing them are platitudes. things they've heard a million times: "love thy neighbor," "clouds have silver linings," "turn the other cheek." it's just a	Yeah, I've heard them a million times, too, butthere you are. Maybe they're like me. Just beginning to get an idea what those things mean.
three hundred thousand? what makes them do it, ann? what makes them come and listen and, and get up their john doe clubs the way they do? i've been trying to figure it out.	Look, Johnwhat we're handing them are platitudes. Things they've heard a million times: "Love thy neighbor," "Clouds have silver linings," "Turn the other cheek." It's just a
i don't know. about three hundred thousand.	Three hundred thousand? What makes them do it, Ann? What makes them come and listen and, and get up their John Doe Clubs the way they do? I've been trying to figure it out.
how many people do you think we've talked to already, outside the radio, i mean?	I don't know. About three hundred thousand.
i guess so. then what happened?	Well, I took you across my knee and I started spanking you.
well, yes, i was. but i was your father then, see?  but the real me, john doe, er, that is, long john willoughby, i was the fellow up there with the book. you know what i mean?	I guess so. Then what happened?
you were? i thought you were chasing me?	Well, yes, I was. But I was your father then, see?  But the real me, John Doe, er, that is, Long John Willoughby, I was the fellow up there with the book. You know what I mean?
but here's the funniest part of it all. i was the fella up there doing the marrying. you know, the justice of the peace or something . . .	You were? I thought you were chasing me?
yeah, that's the one.	But here's the funniest part of it all. I was the fella up there doing the marrying. You know, the Justice of the Peace or something . . .
ted sheldon.	Yeah, that's the one.
no, not that bad. it was a fella that sends you flowers every day. er, what's his name? mr. norton's nephew.	Ted Sheldon.
well, a tall handsome ubangi, i suppose.	No, not that bad. It was a fella that sends you flowers every day. Er, what's his name? Mr. Norton's nephew.
well, would you like to know who it was you were marrying?	Well, a tall handsome Ubangi, I suppose.
about me?	Sure was crazy. I dreamt I was your father.
you know, i had a crazy dream last night. it was about you.	About me?
no.	You know, I had a crazy dream last night. It was about you.
do you care if i sit down out here?	No.
no, thank you.	Do you care if I sit down out here?
can i help you pack?	No, thank you.
me?	Uh-huh.
oh, it started as a circulation stunt, but it isn't any more. mr. norton wants to get back of it and sponsor john doe clubs all over the country. he wants to send you on a lecture tour.	Me?
well, you got your circulation. now, why don't you let me alone?	Oh, it started as a circulation stunt, but it isn't any more. Mr. Norton wants to get back of it and sponsor John Doe Clubs all over the country. He wants to send you on a lecture tour.
uh-huh . . .	Well, you got your circulation. Now, why don't you let me alone?
look, it started as a circulation stunt, didn't it?	Uh-huh . . .
oh, but you don't know how big this thing is. you should see the thousands of telegrams we've received and what they're saying about you.	Look, it started as a circulation stunt, didn't it?
i don't care what they're forming. i'm on my way and i don't like the idea of being stopped either.	Oh, but you don't know how big this thing is. You should see the thousands of telegrams we've received and what they're saying about you.
uh-huh. to carry out the principles you talked about in your radio speech.	I don't care what they're forming. I'm on my way and I don't like the idea of being stopped either.
john doe clubs? what for?	Uh-huh. To carry out the principles you talked about in your radio speech.
look, john. something terribly important's happened. they're forming john doe clubs. we know of eight already and they say that there's going	John Doe Clubs? What for?
hello, john.	Hello.
say, he's a friend of mine.	Never mind. Let him alone. He's all right. I'll be right over there pulling for you.
oh. yeah.	You know something? I've actually fallen in love with him.
john doe, the one in the speech.	Oh. Yeah.
who?	John Doe, the one in the speech.
who?	John Doe. The one in there.
of course not. he wouldn't be.	Who?
no.	Of course not. He wouldn't be.
now, look, john. here's the speech. it's in caps and double-spaced. you won't have any trouble reading it. not nervous, are you?	No.
why can't you call right, you bone- headed, pig-eared, lop-eared, pot- bellied	Grab it, Eddie, grab it!
yes!	Why can't you call right, you bone- headed, pig-eared, lop-eared, pot- bellied
oh, yuh did, huh?	Yes!
oh, look. i'm the umpire, and you just cut the heart of the plate with your fast one and i call it a ball. what would you do?	Oh, yuh did, huh?
you got me.	Oh, look. I'm the umpire, and you just cut the heart of the plate with your fast one and I call it a ball. What would you do?
against anything. just protest.	You got me.
against what?	Against anything. Just protest.
never mind those guys. all right, stand up. now let's see what you look like when you protest.	Against what?
well, all those guys in the bleachers think	Never mind those guys. All right, stand up. Now let's see what you look like when you protest.
yeah. no, no!  no! no, look. you don't have to smell the world!	Well, all those guys in the bleachers think
oh, crabby guy, huh?	Yeah. No, no!  No! No, look. You don't have to smell the world!
yes, you're sore at the world. come on, now.	Oh, crabby guy, huh?
with all of it?	Yes, you're sore at the world. Come on, now.
oh, come on, now. this is serious. you're a man disgusted with all of civilization.	With all of it?
can't. i'm feeling too good.	Oh, come on, now. This is serious. You're a man disgusted with all of civilization.
here. sit down!  quiet, egghead!  all right, now, a serious expression.	Can't. I'm feeling too good.
action?	Um-hum.
he likes you well enough to stick around.	Oh, that's 'cause we both play doohickies. I met him in a box car a couple o' years ago. I was foolin' around with my harmonica and he comes over and joins in. I haven't been able to shake him since.
don't mind the colonel. he hates people.	He likes you well enough to stick around.
are you all right?	Yeah, I'm all right.
huh?	Are you all right?
would you be willing to say you wrote that letterand stick by it?	Oh, I get the idea. Yeah, maybe.
yeah, maybe.	Would you be willing to say you wrote that letterand stick by it?
er, would you, er, would you like to make some money?	Yeah, maybe.
hello?	John! I'm so glad to see you. II was terribly worried.
devoted entirely to the interests of all the john does all over the country. which practically means, ninety per cent of the voters. he will also announce the third party's candidate for the presidency. a man whom he, personally, recommends. a great humanitarian; the best friend the john does have.	Mr. D. B. Norton!
yes. the john doe party.	Devoted entirely to the interests of all the John Does all over the country. Which practically means, ninety per cent of the voters. He will also announce the third party's candidate for the presidency. A man whom he, personally, recommends. A great humanitarian; the best friend the John Does have.
a third party?	Yes. The John Doe Party.
tomorrow night, before a crowd of fifteen thousand people, and talking over a nation-wide radio hook-up, john doe will announce the formation of a third party.	A third party?
oh!	Go ahead, open it, open it.
well, don't say anything at all. just sit down.	Oh!
oh! oh, it's beautiful, d. b. welli don't quite know what to say . . .	Well, don't say anything at all. Just sit down.
oh, somebody else sitting there?	No, no, nothat's your seat.
better let me talk to him.	All right, but present it to him as a great cause for the common man.
and, miss mitchelli think from now on you'd better work directly with me.	Yes, sir.
thank you very much for everything.	And, Miss MitchellI think from now on you'd better work directly with me.
hello. whenever there's a pretty woman around, er  this is my nephew, ted sheldon, miss mitchell.	How do you do.
that's only the beginning. you play your cards right and you'll never have to worry about money again. oh, i knew it.	Hello. Whenever there's a pretty woman around, er  This is my nephew, Ted Sheldon, Miss Mitchell.
a hundred dollars!	That's only the beginning. You play your cards right and you'll never have to worry about money again. Oh, I knew it.
do it, and i'll give you a hundred dollars a week.	A hundred dollars!
oh, i'm sure i can.	Do it, and I'll give you a hundred dollars a week.
money?  well, i'm glad to hear somebody admit it. do you suppose you could write a radio speech that would put that fellow over?	Oh, I'm sure I can.
money.	Money?  Well, I'm glad to hear somebody admit it. Do you suppose you could write a radio speech that would put that fellow over?
thirty dollars? well, er, what are you after? i mean, what do you want? a journalistic career?	Money.
thirty dollars.	Thirty dollars? Well, er, what are you after? I mean, what do you want? A journalistic career?
how much money do you get?	Thirty dollars.
yes, sir.	How much money do you get?
. . . er, this john doe idea is yours, huh?	Yes, sir.
oh.	Here. Wait a minute. Let me comb your hair. Sit down. There. That's better.
no, no, no. this man's going to jump off a roof.	Oh.
that's good.	No, no, no. This man's going to jump off a roof.
all set, ann?	Huh? Oh, yes. Let's go.  Now, let's see. We want some action in these pictures.
hello there. well, well! if it isn't the man about town!	All set, Ann?
there's enough in it for a hundred speeches, things people ought to hear nowadays. you be careful of it, won't you dear?  it's always helped keep your father alive for me.	You bet I will, Ma.
father's . . . i never knew he had a diary.	There's enough in it for a hundred speeches, things people ought to hear nowadays. You be careful of it, won't you dear?  It's always helped keep your father alive for me.
that's your father's diary, ann.	Father's . . . I never knew he had a diary.
huh?	That's your father's diary, Ann.
wait a minute . . .	Huh?
oh, yes, father certainly would.	Wait a minute . . .
darling, there are so many complaining political speeches. people are tired of hearing nothing but doom and despair on the radio. if you're going to have him say anything, why don't you let him say something simple and real, something with hope in it? if your father were alive, he'd know what to say.	Oh, yes, Father certainly would.
what?	Darling, there are so many complaining political speeches. People are tired of hearing nothing but doom and despair on the radio. If you're going to have him say anything, why don't you let him say something simple and real, something with hope in it? If your father were alive, he'd know what to say.
well, honey, of course i don't know what kind of a speech you're trying to write, but judging from the samples i've read, i don't think anybody'll listen.	What?
yeah, i don't know. i simply can't get it to jell!  i created somebody who's gonna give up his life for a principle, hundreds of thousands of people are gonna listen to him over the radio and, unless he says something that's, well, that's sensational, it's just no good!	Well, honey, of course I don't know what kind of a speech you're trying to write, but judging from the samples I've read, I don't think anybody'll listen.
do you mean the speech you're writing?	Yeah, I don't know. I simply can't get it to jell!  I created somebody who's gonna give up his life for a principle, hundreds of thousands of people are gonna listen to him over the radio and, unless he says something that's, well, that's sensational, it's just no good!
oh, i'm sorry, ma. oh, don't pay any attention to me. i guess i'm just upset about all this. gee whiz, here i am with a great opportunity to get somewhere, to give us security for once in our lives, and i'm stuck. if i could put this over, your mrs. burke can have six babies!	Do you mean the speech you're writing?
well, yes, i know, dear, but these people are in such need and we have plenty now.	If you're thinking of that thousand dollars, forget it. It's practically gone. We owed everybody in town. Now, you've just gotta stop giving all your money away.
you're marvelous, ma. you're just like father used to be. do you realize a couple of weeks ago we didn't have enough to eat ourselves?	Well, yes, I know, dear, but these people are in such need and we have plenty now.
you remember those lovely people your father used to take care of? i thought i'd buy them some groceries. oh, ann, dear, it's a shame, those poor	You're marvelous, Ma. You're just like Father used to be. Do you realize a couple of weeks ago we didn't have enough to eat ourselves?
the websters!	You remember those lovely people your father used to take care of? I thought I'd buy them some groceries. Oh, Ann, dear, it's a shame, those poor
the websters.	The Websters!
and the fifty's all gone, huh? who's the ten for?	The Websters.
yes, i know, dear, but mrs. burke had her baby yesterday. nine pounds! and there wasn't a thing in the houseand then this morning the community chest lady came around and	And the fifty's all gone, huh? Who's the ten for?
what for? i gave you fifty just the other day.	Yes, I know, dear, but Mrs. Burke had her baby yesterday. Nine pounds! And there wasn't a thing in the houseand then this morning the Community Chest lady came around and
your purse. i need ten dollars.	What for? I gave you fifty just the other day.
yeah, i know. what are you looking for?	Your purse. I need ten dollars.
oh, yes you will, ann dear . . . you're very clever.	Yeah, I know. What are you looking for?
stick a fork through me! i'm done. i'll never get this speech right.	Oh, yes you will, Ann dear . . . you're very clever.
now listen, annhe can't possibly get in without our seeing him. i'm watching the side door and the colonel's out front, so stop worrying.	Thank you.
listen. if that guy lays an egg. i want to get something out of it. i'm getting a jane doe ready!	That's fine, honey. Now, get out!
what's the idea?	No, no, no. Now that's too much!
no, you've got yourself a meal ticket and you hate to let go.	Sure, it's a meal ticket for me. I admit it, but it's also a windfall for somebody like Mr. Norton who's trying to crash national politics.  That's what you bought the newspaper for, isn't it? You wanta reach a lotta people, don't you?  Well, put John Doe on the air and you can reach a hundred and fifty million of 'em. He can say anything he wants and they'll listen to him.
if you do, mr. norton, you're just as much of a dumb cluck as he is! excuse me.	No, you've got yourself a meal ticket and you hate to let go.
look. we can't let 'em get to this bush-league pitcher and start pumping him. good night!  no telling what that screwball might do. i walked in yesterdayhere he is, standing on a table with a fishing pole flycasting. take my advice and get him out of town before this thing explodes in our faces!	If you do, Mr. Norton, you're just as much of a dumb cluck as he is! Excuse me.
yeah, but it's got everybody sore. ads are being pulledthe governor's starting a libel suitwhat's more, they all know john doe's a phoneyand they insist on seeing him.	Well, what about it?  Let them see him!  We'll go them one better. They can also hear him.  You own a radio station, Mr. Norton. Why not put him on the air?
before you pop too many buttons, don't forget to make out that check for a thousand.	Awwwww!
and you! start pounding that typewriter. oh, boy! this is terrific!  no responsibilities on our part. just statements from john doe and we can blast our heads off.	Before you pop too many buttons, don't forget to make out that check for a thousand.
take it easy, john doe.	And you! Start pounding that typewriter. Oh, boy! This is terrific!  No responsibilities on our part. Just statements from John Doe and we can blast our heads off.
okay, fellows.	Take it easy, John Doe.
i got it all ready. here.	Well, that's fine. Now I want you to sign this agreement. It gives us an exclusive story under your name day by day from now until Christmas. On December twenty-sixth, you get one railroad ticket out of town, and the Bulletin agrees to pay to have your arm fixed. That's what you want, isn't it?
well, okay. but we don't want more than a couple o' hundred people in on this thing. now the first thing i want is an exact copy of the john doe letter in your own handwriting.	I got it all ready. Here.
duets? but can we trust him?	Oh!
friend of his. they play duets together.	Duets? But can we trust him?
yes.  what's he doing here?	Friend of his. They play duets together.
oh, swell! is that the contract?	Yes.  What's he doing here?
thinks it's terrific. says for us to go the limit. wants us to build a bonfire under every big shot in the state.	Oh, swell! Is that the contract?
we'll clean him up and put him in a hotel roomunder bodyguards. we'll make a mystery out of him.  did you speak to mr. norton?	Thinks it's terrific. Says for us to go the limit. Wants us to build a bonfire under every big shot in the state.
well, maybe you're right.	We'll clean him up and put him in a hotel roomunder bodyguards. We'll make a mystery out of him.  Did you speak to Mr. Norton?
yes, but not because he's out of a job. that's not news! this man's going to jump as a matter of principle.	Well, maybe you're right.
but, he's gonna jump off a building!	Yes, but not because he's out of a job. That's not news! This man's going to jump as a matter of principle.
no, no, no! you can't take pictures of him like thateating a sandwichand with a beard!	But, he's gonna jump off a building!
all right, boys, here he is.	No, no, no! You can't take pictures of him like thateating a sandwichand with a beard!
oh.	Right here. Sit down.
hurry up, pop.	Oh.
i don't know. he don't seem like a guy that'd fall into line.	When you're desperate for money, you do a lot of things, Mr. Connell. He's our man, I tell you.
that's our man. he's made to order.	I don't know. He don't seem like a guy that'd fall into line.
he's perfect! a baseball player. what could be more american!	I wish he had a family, though.
looks all right	He's perfect! A baseball player. What could be more American!
oh, the chronicle would consider it dirt cheap.	Packs everything, including a gun.  Okay, sister, you've got yourself a deal. Now let's take a look at the candidates. The one we pick has gotta be the typical average man. Typical American that can keep his mouth shut.
so you think this is worth a thousand dollars, do you?	Oh, the Chronicle would consider it dirt cheap.
sorry.	So you think this is worth a thousand dollars, do you?
i can read. i can read!	Sorry.
plus a bonus.	What bonus?
okay, sister, you get your job back.	Plus a bonus.
that's fine! that's fine!  now fall right into their laps. go ahead. say john doe walked in and called the whole thing off. you know what that's going to sound like on top of this!	That's all, Ned. Thank you.
you're supposed to be a smart guy! if it was raining hundred dollar bills, you'd be out looking for a dime you lost some place.	Holy smokes! Wasting my time listening to this mad woman.
who, for instance?	Anybody! Er, erBeany'll do!
well, you're catching on.	Who, for instance?
wait a minute. wait a minute. lemme get this through this lame brain of mine. are you suggesting we go out and hire someone to say he's gonna commit suicide on christmas eve? is that it?	Well, you're catching on.
the one we hire for the job, you lunkhead!	Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Lemme get this through this lame brain of mine. Are you suggesting we go out and hire someone to say he's gonna commit suicide on Christmas Eve? Is that it?
what john doe?	The one we hire for the job, you lunkhead!
john doe.	What John Doe?
very pretty. very pretty, indeed, miss mitchell. but would you mind telling me who goes on christmas eve?	John Doe.
now, then comes the drama. he meets discouragement. he finds the world has feet of clay. his ideals crumble. so what does he do?  he decides to commit suicide in protest against the state of civilization. he thinks of the river!  but no, no, he has a better idea. the city hall. why?  because he wants to attract attention. he wants to get a few things off his chest, and that's the only way he can get himself heard.	So?
sure!  when you get hold of a stunt that sells papers you don't drop it like a hot potato. why, this is good for at least a couple of months. you know what i'd do? between now and let's say, christmas, when he's gonna jump, i'd run a daily yarn starting with his boyhood, his schooling, his first job!  a wide-eyed youngster facing a chaotic world. the problem of the average man, of all the john does in the world.	Now, then comes the drama. He meets discouragement. He finds the world has feet of clay. His ideals crumble. So what does he do?  He decides to commit suicide in protest against the state of civilization. He thinks of the river!  But no, no, he has a better idea. The City Hall. Why?  Because he wants to attract attention. He wants to get a few things off his chest, and that's the only way he can get himself heard.
a deal?	Sure!  When you get hold of a stunt that sells papers you don't drop it like a hot potato. Why, this is good for at least a couple of months. You know what I'd do? Between now and let's say, Christmas, when he's gonna jump, I'd run a daily yarn starting with his boyhood, his schooling, his first job!  A wide-eyed youngster facing a chaotic world. The problem of the average man, of all the John Does in the world.
our john doe! the one i made up! look, genius now, look. suppose there was a john doeand he walked into this office. what would you do? find him a job and forget about the whole business, i suppose! not me! i'd have made a deal with him!	A deal?
what john doe?	Our John Doe! The one I made up! Look, genius Now, look. Suppose there was a John Doeand he walked into this office. What would you do? Find him a job and forget about the whole business, I suppose! Not me! I'd have made a deal with him!
john doe.	What John Doe?
in what man!	John Doe.
well, the whole town's curious about john doe and, boom, just like that you're going to bury him. there's enough circulation in that man to start a shortage in the ink market!	In what man!
you made it up.	Uh-huh. You said you wanted fireworks.
there is no letter. i made it up.	You made it up.
say that again.	There is no letter. I made it up.
there is no letter.	Say that again.
we'll get a handwriting expert to  what!	There is no letter.
there is no letter.	We'll get a handwriting expert to  What!
the whole town's in an uproar. we've got to find him. the letter's our only clue.	There is no letter.
oh!	The whole town's in an uproar. We've got to find him. The letter's our only clue.
the letter from john doe.	Oh!
what letter?	The letter from John Doe.
the letter.	What letter?
what's that?	The letter.
that's right. but you have a piece of property that still belongs to this newspaper. and i'd like to have it!	What's that?
i remember, distinctly, being fired.	That's right. But you have a piece of property that still belongs to this newspaper. And I'd like to have it!
no. i've had the whole army and navy searching for you because that's a game we play here every day.	I remember, distinctly, being fired.
it isn't the money. we're after circulation. what we need is fireworks. people who can hit with sledge hammersstart arguments.	Oh, I can do that. I know this town inside out. Oh, give me a chance, please.
i'll tell you what i'll do. i get thirty dollars a week. i'll take twenty-five, twenty if necessary. i'll do anything you say.	It isn't the money. We're after circulation. What we need is fireworks. People who can hit with sledge hammersstart arguments.
yeh, d. b. oh, just cleaning out the dead-wood. okay.	Look, Mr. Connell . . . I just can't afford to be without work right now, not even for a day. I've got a mother and two kid sisters to . . .
oh, let me go, will you!	Now, that's crazy. It's fourteen floors!
no sense in going up there! i been here for hours. he ain't here!	Oh, let me go, will you!
oh. gee, you're swell! oh.	No sense in going up there! I been here for hours. He ain't here!
he's watching the other door.	Oh. Gee, you're swell! Oh.
where's connell?	He's watching the other door.
i ain't seen him for a week.	Where's Connell?
have you seen him?	I ain't seen him for a week.
no.	Have you seen him?
has he been here?	No.
you shouldn't have gotten out of bed, miss.	Has he been here?
colonel!	You shouldn't have gotten out of bed, Miss.
oh, stop worrying. he's all right.	That's
well, nobody asked yuh.	Trying to improve the world by jumping off buildings. You couldn't improve the world if the building jumped on you!
say, all this john doe business is batty, if yuh ask me.	Well, nobody asked yuh.
how many is that, six? pretty hungry, weren't you?	Say, all this John Doe business is batty, if yuh ask me.
where'd you play?	Bush leagues mostly.[5] Med. shot: To include the rest of them. They have their eyes glued on his face. ANN is very much interested.
uh-huh. till my wing[4] went bad.	Where'd you play?
baseball?	Uh-huh. Till my wing[4] went bad.
i used to pitch.	Baseball?
what do you do when you work?	I used to pitch.
yeah, a little.	What do you do when you work?
had any schooling?	Yeah, a little.
hey, wait a minute, mr. doe!	. . . Tubby?
gee whiz, boss, you know mr. norton told me not to leave him, not even for a minute.	Go on, go on, go on. And we'll be at Jim's Bar up the street.
hey, boss.	Oh, quiet, quiet, quiet.  Say, tell me something did you read that speech you're gonna make tonight?
both of 'em?	Yes, both of 'em! But don't let him out of your sight.
yeah, yeah, yeah.	Both of 'em?
yeah, boss?	Take charge of him. Get him a suite at the Imperial and hire some bodyguards.
what do they want?	They all say they wrote the John Doe letter.
look!	What do they want?
what?	Look!
hey, boss. get a load of this.	What?
ann! say, why didn't yuh	Beany!
shut up!	Ann! Say, why didn't yuh
just called the morgue, boss. they say there's a girl there	Shut up!
hello! . . . yeh?	Her old man was Doc Mitchell. You know, the doc that saved my mother's life and wouldn't take any money for it? You remember that? Okay, boss, I'll go and look for her.
sure. hey, but the biggest thing i didn't tell you . . .	Hello! . . . Yeh?
go out and find her!	Sure. Hey, but the biggest thing I didn't tell you . . .
no. her mother's awful worried about her. when she left the house she said she was going on a roaring drunk. er, the girl, i mean!	Go out and find her!
did you find her?	No. Her mother's awful worried about her. When she left the house she said she was going on a roaring drunk. Er, the girl, I mean!
hey, do you know something? she supports a mother and two kids. what do you know about that?	Did you find her?
where is she?	Hey, do you know something? She supports a mother and two kids. What do you know about that?
i went up to miss mitchell's house, boss. boy, she's in a bad way.	Where is she?
holy smoke! a half a heelot!	There you are, Boss, just like you ordered. Symbols of the little people.
st-rike!	I know why you're hangin' aroundyou're stuck on a girlthat's all a guy needs is to get hooked up with a woman.
ba-ll!	I don't know how you're gonna stand it around here till after Christmas.
sure. mostly often.	All right. You're walking alongnot a nickel in your jeansfree as the windnobody bothers youhundreds of people pass yuh by in every line of businessshoes, hats, automobiles, radio, furniture, everything. They're all nice, lovable people, and they let you alone. Is that right?
listen, sucker, yuh ever been broke?	Sure. Mostly often.
who are they?	Listen, sucker, yuh ever been broke?
the heelots!	Who are they?
hey, doc, look. look, doc. gimme that again, will yuh? who's gonna get him?	The heelots!
and when they get you, you got no more chance than a road-rabbit.	Hey. Who'd you say was gonna get him?
the heelots!	Who?
who's got him?	The heelots!
and let me tell you, long john. when you become a guy with a bank account, they got you.  yes sir, they got you!	Who's got him?
hey, whatsa matter with a bank account, anyway?	And let me tell you, Long John. When you become a guy with a bank account, they got you.  Yes sir, they got you!
i've seen guys like you go under before. guys that never had a worry. then they got ahold of some dough and went goofy. the first thing that happens to a guy	Hey, did yuh get a load of the bedroom?
help yourself.	Naw.
you don't have towhy, we're with you, mr. doe. we just lost our heads and acted like a mob. why, we . . .	What Bert's trying to say iswellwe need you, Mr. Doe. There were a lot of us didn't believe what that man said.
yeah. that'sthat's him. of course, you don't know grubbel, but he's the man that everybody figured was the worst no-account in the neighborhood because he was living like a hermit and nobody'd have anything to do with him. er, that is until murphy, the postman told us the truth. "why, grubbel," he says, "he lives out of garbage cans because he won't take charity. because it'd ruin his self-respect," he says.	Just like you said on the radio, Mr. Doe.
grubbel's here. see?	Yeah. That'sthat's him. Of course, you don't know Grubbel, but he's the man that everybody figured was the worst no-account in the neighborhood because he was living like a hermit and nobody'd have anything to do with him. Er, that is until Murphy, the postman told us the truth. "Why, Grubbel," he says, "he lives out of garbage cans because he won't take charity. Because it'd ruin his self-respect," he says.
tell him about making sourpuss chairman, honey.	Oh, yeah. We made Sourpuss chairman and decided to call ourselves The John Doe Club. And, say, incidentally, this is my wife. Come here, honey.
well, i'll be doggoned if over forty people don't show up. 'course none of us knew what to do, but we sure got a kick out of seeing how glad everybody was just to say hello to one another.	Tell him about making Sourpuss chairman, honey.
that man is gonna be on that roof. don't ask me how i know. i just know. and you know it as well as i do.	Sure, sure. I'd like to believe in fairy tales, but a guy that's fake isn't gonna jump off any roof.
it makes no difference, bertthe ideas's still good. we don't have to give up our club.	Yeah? Well, you can have it!
a what?	A gag. A gag!
it must be some kind of a gag.	A what?
how could he be a fake?	It must be some kind of a gag.
no!	Well, thank you for listening. Goodbye, Mr. Doe. You're a wonderful man and it strikes me you can be mighty useful walking around for a while.
well, sir, about a dozen families got together and gave grubbel a job watering their lawns. isn't that wonderful? and then we found jobs for six other people and they've all gone off relief!	Yeh. Er, and my boss, Mr. Schwabacker made a job in his warehouse for old man Delaney
and then we started to find out about a lot of other people.	Yeah, sure. Er, you know Grubbel, for instance.
well, anyway, ii guess nearly everybody in the neighborhood came, except the delaneys. the delaneys live in a big house with an iron fence around it and they always keep their blinds drawn, and we always figured that he was just an old miser that sat back counting his money, so why bother about inviting him? until grimes, the milkman spoke up and he said, "say, you've got the delaneys all wrong." and then he tells us about how they cancelled their milk last week, and how, when he found a note in the bottle he got kinda curious like and he sorta peeked in under the blinds and found the house empty. "if you ask me," he says, "they're starving."	Old man Delaney has been bringing his furniture over to my place at night, one piece at a time, and selling it.
ththat's all right. if you didn't call me sourpuss, it wouldn't feel natural.  there are snickers from the background.	Well, anyway, II guess nearly everybody in the neighborhood came, except the DeLaneys. The Delaneys live in a big house with an iron fence around it and they always keep their blinds drawn, and we always figured that he was just an old miser that sat back counting his money, so why bother about inviting him? Until Grimes, the milkman spoke up and he said, "Say, you've got the Delaneys all wrong." And then he tells us about how they cancelled their milk last week, and how, when he found a note in the bottle he got kinda curious like and he sorta peeked in under the blinds and found the house empty. "If you ask me," he says, "they're starving."
this is sourpuss. er, excuse me. er, mr. smithers, mr. doe.	Ththat's all right. If you didn't call me Sourpuss, it wouldn't feel natural.  There are snickers from the background.
join the john doe club.	John Doe Club?
better make it doughnuts, huh?	Yeh.
four bits.	Better make it doughnuts, huh?
yeh. say, how much money we got left?	Four bits.
jitterbugs.[9] close shot: john and the colonel.	Yeh. Say, how much money we got left?
tear down all the fences. why, if you tore one picket off of your neighbor's fence he'd sue you!	Five thousand bucks!  I had it right in my hand!
what was i doin' up there makin' a speech, anyway? me? huh?  gee, the more i think about it the more i could . . .	Tear down all the fences. Why, if you tore one picket off of your neighbor's fence he'd sue you!
yeah, she's a heelot just like the rest of them. it's lucky you got away from her.	What was I doin' up there makin' a speech, anyway? Me? Huh?  Gee, the more I think about it the more I could . . .
i gotta figure some way out of this thing!	The elevators are still runnin'.
you win, colonel. here's the fifty. go on out and get rid of it.	You bet I will! As fast as I can! Gonna get some canned goodsa fishing rod, and the rest I'm gonna give away.
hey, stop worrying, colonel. fifty bucks ain't going to ruin me.	I seen plenty of fellers start out with fifty bucks and wind up with a bank account!
aw, long john . . . i tell youit's no good. you're gonna get used to a lotta stuff that's gonna wreck you. why, that fifty bucks in your pocket's beginning to show up on you already. and don't pull that on me neither!	Stop worrying, Colonel. I'm gonna get my arm fixed out of this.
sure. i remember . . . say, did your ears pop coming up in the elevator? mine did.	Aw, Long John . . . I tell youit's no good. You're gonna get used to a lotta stuff that's gonna wreck you. Why, that fifty bucks in your pocket's beginning to show up on you already. And don't pull that on me neither!
gimme mine. i ain't staying! you know we were headed for the columbia river country before all this john doe business came up. you remember that, don't yuh?	Sure. I remember . . . Say, did your ears pop coming up in the elevator? Mine did.
sure, you are.	No, sir. That spot under the bridge where we slept last night's good enough for me.
you ain't gonna get me to stay here.	Sure, you are.
hey, pretty nifty, huh?	You ain't gonna get me to stay here.
don't write 'em? why, that gold- grabbin' dame would double-cross her own mother for a handful of chinese yen!	Shut up! If you weren't drunk I'd
you're all wet. miss mitchell writes those speeches and nobody can make her write that kind of stuff.	They can't, huh?  Who do you think writes 'em? My Aunt Emma? I know she writes them.
is that so? then what's a big political boss like hammett doing in town? and a labor leader like bennett? and a lot of other big shots who are up at d. b.'s house right now? wolves, john, wolves waiting to cut up the john does!  wait till you get a gander at that speech you're gonna make tonight!	You're all wet. Miss Mitchell writes those speeches and nobody can make her write that kind of stuff.
nobody's gonna do that, mr. connell. they can't use the john doe clubs for politics. that's the main idea.	Is that so? Then what's a big political boss like Hammett doing in town? And a labor leader like Bennett? And a lot of other big shots who are up at D. B.'s house right now? Wolves, John, wolves waiting to cut up the John Does!  Wait till you get a gander at that speech you're gonna make tonight!
all right! now, supposing a certain unmentionable worm, whose initials are d. b., was trying to use that to shove his way into the white house. so he could put the screws on, so he could turn out the lights in those lighthouses. what would you say about that? huh?	Nobody's gonna do that, Mr. Connell. They can't use the John Doe Clubs for politics. That's the main idea.
sure.	Sure. I don't blame you. So am I.
yeah?  say, you're sold on the john doe idea, aren't you?	Sure.
you must be wrong, mr. connell, 'cause he's been marvelous about the john doe clubs.	Yeah?  Say, you're sold on the John Doe idea, aren't you?
yeah. it certainly is.	And you'd feel like an awful sucker if you found yourself marching right in the middle of it, wouldn't you?
listen, palthis fifth column stuff's pretty rotten, isn't it?[11]	Yeah. It certainly is.
yeah, you bet!	Listen, palthis fifth column stuff's pretty rotten, isn't it?[11]
i get mad for a lot of other guys besides myselfi get mad for a guy named washington! and a guy named jeffersonand lincoln. lighthouses, john! lighthouses in a foggy world! you know what i mean?	Yeah, you bet!
now, that's all right, isn't it?	You betcha.
no, i never read the speeches before i make them. i get more of a kick out of it that way.	Uh-huh. That's exactly what I thought. Beany, go on down to the office, tell Pop to give you the speech. There's a copy on my desk.
hello, mr. connell.	Hiyah, John.  John, I want to have a little talk with you.  What's the matterare you falling? Come here.
yeah, but it's got to be by bone- setter brown.	Okay, Bone-Setter Brown goes. Here, sign it. Meanwhile, here's fifty dollars for spending money. That's fine. Beany!
i trust him.	Oh, you trust him, eh? Well, that's fine. I suppose he trusts you, too?
i think maybe you'd better. and connelli'd like to have the john doe contract, all the receipts for the money we have advanced him and the letter miss mitchell wrote, for which i gave her a thousand dollars.	Yes. Sure.
i see. i'd better stick to running the paper, huh?	I think maybe you'd better. And ConnellI'd like to have the John Doe contract, all the receipts for the money we have advanced him and the letter Miss Mitchell wrote, for which I gave her a thousand dollars.
well, i'm stuck with two and twobut i'm a sucker if i can make four out of it.  where do you come in?	Whyuh
well?	Well, I'm stuck with two and twobut I'm a sucker if I can make four out of it.  Where do you come in?
look, d. b. i'm supposed to know my way around. this john doe movement costs you a fortune. this convention's gonna cost plenty.	Well?
huh? get what?	Look, D. B. I'm supposed to know my way around. This John Doe movement costs you a fortune. This convention's gonna cost plenty.
well, i don't get it.	Huh? Get what?
i want it as soon as possible.	Okay. I just came in to get warm, myself. Come on, let's go.
why, d. b., you're not going to fall for	I want it as soon as possible.
go down to the office and arrange for some radio time.	Why, D. B., you're not going to fall for
show me an american who can keep his mouth shut andi'll eat him.	Okay, Beany, bring 'em in one at a time.  Wipe to: Montage: Half a dozen different types of hoboes appearand in each instance ANN shakes her head, negatively.
if you ask me, hank, you're playing around with dynamite.	No, no, no, the gal's right. We can't let the Chronicle get the laugh on us! We've got to produce a John Doe now.  Amateur journalism, huh!  I'll show those guys.
miss mitchell, do me a favor, will you? go on out and get married and have a lot o' babiesbut stay out o' newspaper business!	Better get that story in, Hank, it's getting late.
run a story. say john doe was in here, and is sorry he wrote the letter and	That's right. You got it! Sure! He came in here and I made him change his mind. "Bulletin editor saves John Doe's life." Why, it's perfect. I'll have Ned write it up.  Oh, Ned!
how?	Run a story. Say John Doe was in here, and is sorry he wrote the letter and
only one thing to do, hank. drop the whole business quickly.	How?
what's your name?	Willoughby. John Willoughby, Long John Willoughby they called me in baseball.
oh, just traveling through, huh?	Yeah. Me and a friend of mine. He's outside.
no.	Oh, just traveling through, huh?
how about family? got any family?	No.
what are you doing up here then?	Well, the paper said there were some jobs around loose. Thought there might be one left over.
no, i didn't.	What are you doing up here then?
did you write that letter to miss mitchell?	No, I didn't.
listen, folks, it's a fact that i didn't write the letter, but this whole thing started	There! You see? He admits it! You're a fake, John Doe! And for what you've done to all these good peoplethey ought to run you out of the countryand I hope they do it!
ah, you bet your life you didn't! you look in your papers, ladies and gentlemen, and you'll find miss mitchell's signed confession that she was the one that wrote it!	Listen, folks, it's a fact that I didn't write the letter, but this whole thing started
no, i didn't write it, but	Ah, you bet your life you didn't! You look in your papers, ladies and gentlemen, and you'll find Miss Mitchell's signed confession that she was the one that wrote it!
did you write itor didn't you?	No, I didn't write it, but
what difference does that make?	Did you write itor didn't you?
and what about the suicide note? you didn't write that, either!	What difference does that make?
yes! i was paid! but the	And what about the suicide note? You didn't write that, either!
were you paid for itor weren't you?	Yes! I was paid! But the
that's got nothing to do with it!	Were you paid for itor weren't you?
let go of me!  this man had no intention of jumping off of the top of a building! he was paid to say so!  do you deny that?	That's got nothing to do with it!
that's a lie! listendon't believe what he says . . .	Let go of me!  This man had no intention of jumping off of the top of a building! He was paid to say so!  Do you deny that?
it's not a lie! nickels and dimes! to stuff into their own pockets! you can read all about it in the newspapers there!	That's a lie! Listendon't believe what he says . . .
that's a lie!	It's not a lie! Nickels and dimes! To stuff into their own pockets! You can read all about it in the newspapers there!
now, hold on a minute, young man! hold on! that's rather big talk! i started the john doe clubs with my money and i'll decide whether or not they're being properly used!	No you won't! You're through deciding anything!
oh, no. nothing's wrong. everything's fine!  so there's gonna be a new order of things, huh? everybody's gonna cut himself a nice, fat slice of the john does, eh?  you forgot one detail, mr. big shotyou forgot me, the prize stooge of the world. why, if you or anybody else thinks he's gonna use the john doe clubs for his own rotten purpose, he's gonna have to do it over my dead body!	Now, hold on a minute, young man! Hold on! That's rather big talk! I started the John Doe clubs with my money and I'll decide whether or not they're being properly used!
is there anything wrong?	Oh, no. Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine!  So there's gonna be a new order of things, huh? Everybody's gonna cut himself a nice, fat slice of the John Does, eh?  You forgot one detail, Mr. Big Shotyou forgot me, the prize stooge of the world. Why, if you or anybody else thinks he's gonna use the John Doe clubs for his own rotten purpose, he's gonna have to do it over my dead body!
why, certainly. with your ability to influence people, it might grow into a glorious movement.	Say, let's get something straight here. I don't want any part of this thing. If you've got an idea I'm going around lecturing to people, why you're crazy! Baseball's my racket, and I'm sticking to it. Come on, Colonel, let's get out of here.
there's nobody holding you here, mr. doe.  it's only natural that people	Well, if there's nobody holding us here, let's get going. Incidentally, my name isn't Doe. It's Willoughby.
look, mr. norton, i think you've got a lot of nerve having those people hold us here.	There's nobody holding you here, Mr. Doe.  It's only natural that people
you mean you'd like me to do it, huh?	Well, I was thinking thatYeah, you know, sort of break the ice.
i bet you he'd know how to say it all right. and me, i get up to it and around it and in back of it, but, but i never get right to it. do you know what i mean? so the only chance i've got is, well, if somebody could kinda give her a warning sort of, sorta prepare her for the shock!	You mean you'd like me to do it, huh?
uh-huh.	Yeah, yeah, but look, Mrs. Mitchell, you know I love Ann and it's gonna be awfully hard for me to say it because, well, you know, she's so wonderful, and, well, the best I ever was was a bush-league pitcher.
oh, yeah. that's what i mean. see? it was easy as all that, huh?	Uh-huh.
thanks. good night, mrs. mitchell.	Good night, John.
yes, of course. i'll see that she gets the flowers.	Thanks. Good night, Mrs. Mitchell.
well, i guess i'll see her at the convention later.	Yes, of course. I'll see that she gets the flowers.
did you want to see her about something important?	Yeah. I, uh, well . . . No. It'll wait.  Say, he's a nice man, isn't he? Mr. Norton, I mean. He's, er, he's done an awful lot for the
oh!	Did you want to see her about something important?
no, she just left. i'm surprised you didn't run into her. she went over to mr. norton's house.	Oh!
she isn't?	No, she just left. I'm surprised you didn't run into her. She went over to Mr. Norton's house.
i'm terribly sorry she isn't here.	She isn't?
flowers.	I'm terribly sorry she isn't here.
oh, how nice! thank you very much.	Flowers.
it's for ann . . .	Oh, how nice! Thank you very much.
thanks.	It's for Ann . . .
it's good to see you. sit down.	Thanks.
now, look. i'll give this money to the colonel just as soon as you get started. we'll have a car waiting at the side entrance for you.	Okay.
yeah.	Now, look. I'll give this money to the Colonel just as soon as you get started. We'll have a car waiting at the side entrance for you.
have you got the speech i gave you?	Yeah.
say, who's putting up this dough?	Feller runs the Chronicle .  Here's the speech you makeand it's all written out for you.
yeah, but how am i gonna get my arm fixed?	Well, that's a cinch. I know somebody that'll give you five thousand dollars just to get up on the radio and tell the truth.
well, when you get up on the radio, all you have to do is say the whole thing's a frame-up. make you a hero sure as you're born!	Yeah, but how am I gonna get my arm fixed?
how?	Well, when you get up on the radio, all you have to do is say the whole thing's a frame-up. Make you a hero sure as you're born!
i know one way you can do it.	How?
y-yeah. gee, doggone it, i never thought about that. gosh!	And another thing, what about all the kids in the country, the kids that idolize ball players? What are they gonna think about you?  Close shot: Of the COLONEL. He has dropped his gloveflopped into a chairand has taken out his ocarina.
well, i was just thinking about this john doe business. why, as soon as it comes out it's all a fake, you'll be washed up in baseball, won't you?	Y-yeah. Gee, doggone it, I never thought about that. Gosh!
racket? what do you mean?	Well, I was just thinking about this John Doe business. Why, as soon as it comes out it's all a fake, you'll be washed up in baseball, won't you?
well, you know how they are in baseballif a guy's mixed up in a racket	Racket? What do you mean?
well, what are you talking about? i just told you i was gonna get a	Well, you know how they are in baseballif a guy's mixed up in a racket
huh? oh, that you'll never be able to play again.	Well, what are you talking about? I just told you I was gonna get a
what do you mean, too bad?	Huh? Oh, that you'll never be able to play again.
that's too bad.	What do you mean, too bad?
yep. there was a major league scout there watching me, too. and he came down after the game with a contract. do you know what?  i couldn't life my arm to sign it. but i'll be okay again as soon as i get it fixed up.	That's too bad.
nineteen!	Yep. There was a major league scout there watching me, too. And he came down after the game with a contract. Do you know what?  I couldn't life my arm to sign it. But I'll be okay again as soon as I get it fixed up.
pretty good?  say, i was just about ready for the major leagues when i chipped a bone in my elbow. i got it pitchin' a nineteen-inning game!	Nineteen!
oh, n-no, sir. the sea-gull is a lovely bird.	I-it's all right, Mrs. Brewster. It was just a sea-gull.  Er. nothing's happened yet! No, I'm watching. Don't worry. Ju-just leave it all to me!
a sea-gull? what's a sea-gull doing around the city hall? that's a bad omen, isn't it?	Oh, n-no, sir. The sea-gull is a lovely bird.
i think it must have been a sea- gull.	A sea-gull? What's a sea-gull doing around the city hall? That's a bad omen, isn't it?
then he may be caught on a ledge! look again!	I think it must have been a sea- gull.
no, sir.	Then he may be caught on a ledge! Look again!
is there a crowd in the street?	No, sir.
well, don't stand there, you idiot. go and look. open the window. oh, why did he have to pick on my building?	Is there a crowd in the street?
i didn't see anything.	Well, don't stand there, you idiot. Go and look. Open the window. Oh, why did he have to pick on my building?
out the window! something just flew by!	I didn't see anything.
what?	Out the window! Something just flew by!
what are you doing? get connell at the bulletin !  why, he's liable to go right past my window,  what was that?!	What?
shh!	What are you doing? Get Connell at the Bulletin !  Why, he's liable to go right past my window,  What was that?!
yes, spencer. who? the governor? well, what about me? it's my building he's jumping off of! and i'm up for re-election, too!	Shh!
spencer of the chronicle .	Hold him.  Yes, Mrs. Brewster, I'm listening.
it was warriors plus 6 this morning.	I'll take half of your action.
what's the line?	It was Warriors plus 6 this morning.
nah, it probably won't turn up anything. i'm just gonna talk to him.	Good. I don't want to be late.
you want me to go up with you?	Nah, It probably won't turn up anything. I'm just gonna talk to him.
apartment 306.	You want me to go up with you?
come on. just get in. we gotta go.	Apartment 306.
fuck the stereo. what's that smell?	Come on. Just get in. We gotta go.
where's the stereo?	Fuck the stereo. What's that smell?
fuck him. he swings at anything in the dirt. i could strike him out.	Don't give up on her. You're getting to the age when you ought to be thinking about these things.
no shit! he's good!	Fuck him. He swings at anything in the dirt. I could strike him out.
it's not me. it's her. she's going out with this baseball player -- greg barnett.	No shit! He's good!
speaking of which. i saw you talking to ronnie this morning. why can't you get it back together with her. you've gotta be out of your mind not to get with that one.	It's not me. It's her. She's going out with this baseball player -- Greg Barnett.
you worried about me, too? the chief's worried about me. solis is worried about me. maybe you guys should start some kind of organization.	Speaking of which. I saw you talking to Ronnie this morning. Why can't you get it back together with her. You've gotta be out of your mind not to get with that one.
this swat guy might be a good idea. he may be able to take a little pressure off you. i worry about you.	You worried about me, too? The chief's worried about me. Solis is worried about me. Maybe you guys should start some kind of organization.
yeah, okay.	This SWAT guy might be a good idea. He may be able to take a little pressure off you. I worry about you.
i still gotta do it. wasting time is half my job.	Yeah, okay.
"phoney frank"? don't waste your time. he'd tell you his granny was in on the kennedy assassination if he could dodge a collar.	I still gotta do it. Wasting time is half my job.
mind if we make a stop on the way? we busted frank antonucci on possession. he gave us a lead on that polk street jewelry heist.	"Phoney Frank"? Don't waste your time. He'd tell you his granny was in on the Kennedy assassination if he could dodge a collar.
dinner's on you.	Deal.
you're my hero.	Dinner's on you.
floor seats.	You're my hero.
we don't know how much time we have. if i can get in to talk to him -- maybe we won't lose anyone.	Maybe we can get a throw phone in there.
not that we know of.	We don't know how much time we have. If I can get in to talk to him -- maybe we won't lose anyone.
he's never offed anybody. his rap doesn't show any violence.	Not that we know of.
i don't know.	He's never offed anybody. His rap doesn't show any violence.
you got 7 hostages in there, 1 of them's wounded -- we don't know how bad it is -- the guy ripped the phone out -- swat said he's got a gun to the head of a female hostage. if swat makes entry now, you're gonna lose 1 hostage, maybe 2. i gotta go in. maybe i can see what's going on in there.	I don't know.
no -- you can't do that.	You got 7 hostages in there, 1 of them's wounded -- We don't know how bad it is -- The guy ripped the phone out -- SWAT said he's got a gun to the head of a female hostage. If SWAT makes entry now, you're gonna lose 1 hostage, maybe 2. I gotta go in. Maybe I can see what's going on in there.
swat wants to go in.	What's the rush? They haven't killed anybody yet this week?
they're not usually graduate students.	SWAT wants to go in.
hello, guys.	Hello, Roper. Glad you could join us.
this cousin of yours... what's his name?	Clarence Teal.
perhaps for his own reasons he entangled me in this... situation.	This cousin of yours... What's his name?
could i please have a little water?	Of course.
i've got to stop in there... mr. korda, do you know frank antonucci?	You mean Frank who owns the bakery down the street?
used record shop down on turk street. i was in there looking for some robert johnson.  memories... memory lane or something...	I've got to stop in there... Mr. Korda, do you know Frank Antonucci?
where did you find an old recording like that?	Used record shop down on Turk Street. I was in there looking for some Robert Johnson.  Memories... Memory Lane or something...
yeah... yeah... now i can hear it.	Where did you find an old recording like that?
duke ellington. "things ain't what they used to be", recorded july 30, 1945.	Yeah... Yeah... Now I can hear it.
what happened? is there a problem?	May I come in? I would just like to ask you a couple of questions.
it's lieutenant sam baffert from the san francisco police department.	What happened? Is there a problem?
who is it?	It's Lieutenant Sam Baffert from the San Francisco Police Department.
i won't get away with it.	Nobody knows who you are. Make it look like a robbery.
are you going to turn on me too? who helped you when you were strung out? who gave you money? who bailed you out of jail?	I won't get away with it.
don't make do it, mike.	Are you going to turn on me too? Who helped you when you were strung out? Who gave you money? Who bailed you out of jail?
man, what's this about? ya know, you were robbing a store. it wasn't personal. it was his job.	Fuck you! You know what he did to me?!...
you gotta do this for me. i'm in here because of you.	Man, what's this about? Ya know, you were robbing a store. It wasn't personal. It was his job.
i got a couple thousand bucks. you could leave town.	Leave town? They're going to know me in fucking Des Moines now!...  They got over ten million in jewels in that place. That's freedom, man. I could go anywhere I want.
god damn it! i still needed to case that fucking store. it's too risky to show my face now.	I got a couple thousand bucks. You could leave town.
what happened, mike.	You don't want to know.
not the fucking cop that showed up at my door!	What happened, Mike.
i'm sorry, mike. i never heard of lamarra flipping on anyone before. he said he had the cops paid off. antonucci never flipped on anyone before. he had the cops paid off.	Not the fucking cop that showed up at my door!
you fucking idiot! why do you think i use you?... to be a walking advertisement.	I'm sorry, Mike. I never heard of LaMarra flipping on anyone before. He said he had the cops paid off. Antonucci never flipped on anyone before. He had the cops paid off.
so that we could get the best price. he's got respect for you. he's gonna try to lowball me, mike.	You fucking idiot! Why do you think I use you?... To be a walking advertisement.
you told antonucci that shit came from me.	So that we could get the best price. He's got respect for you. He's gonna try to lowball me, Mike.
i hate fucking springfield.	Is that where you're family lives?
i'll tell him. where does he live. we'll get him on the phone right now.	I hate fucking Springfield.
tell my dad i'm sorry about the watch.	I'll tell him. Where does he live. We'll get him on the phone right now.
tell him what, what do you want me to tell him?	Tell my dad I'm sorry about the watch.
tell my dad.	Tell him what, what do you want me to tell him?
they have less power over you if you look into my eyes.	Huh?
it's not just the particles man, it's the whole fucking machine, this is how they get assassins to operate. it's been this way since the cuban missile crisis.	They have less power over you if you look into my eyes.
how can i help you with the particles?	It's not just the particles man, it's the whole fucking machine, this is how they get assassins to operate. It's been this way since the cuban missile crisis.
particles, man. i feel them all the time. i feel them in my arms and legs man, that's how they punish me.	How can I help you with the particles?
tell me what's wrong.	Particles, man. I feel them all the time. I feel them in my arms and legs man, that's how they punish me.
this has nothing to do with walter.	They want Walter dead!
whoa!... the government. they control everybody's mind. you're too fucking stupid to know that?	This has nothing to do with Walter.
who's controlling your mind?	Whoa!... The government. They control everybody's mind. You're too fucking stupid to know that?
i... i'm kevin. i 'm here to help you, d... dave.	You can't help me, man.
automatic.	You got it.
manual or automatic?	Automatic.
what?!	You want a convertible or hardtop?
am i gettin' the car?	You're gettin' the car.
the old guy? what kind of show of faith is that? i want debbie.	Am I gettin' the car?
really?	Absolutely. Bank robbers are generally your smartest criminals.
it's my job to see that no one gets killed, earl... including you.	Then where's my FUCKING car!
where's the car?	I need to get something straight first.
look, why don't you just come on back inside for a second.	Wait a minute, lemme see that.
i what?	Look, why don't you just come on back inside for a second.
you signed out twice.	I what?
is there a problem?	You signed out twice.
hold on a second here.	Is there a problem?
johnny hawkins. bail bonds. i gotta be over at county in fifteen minutes, alright?	Johnny who?
who are you again?	Johnny Hawkins. Bail Bonds. I gotta be over at county in fifteen minutes, alright?
and what about bars? we can talk to neighbors to see what bars he frequents.	Roper, we're into it...
roper...	And what about bars? We can talk to neighbors to see what bars he frequents.
how about the record room for any incident reports? he might be a victim. we can get medical records. check with burglary detail and see if anyone else knows him, knows his habits.	Roper...
being faxed over now.	How about the record room for any incident reports? He might be a victim. We can get medical records. Check with burglary detail and see if anyone else knows him, knows his habits.
did you check out dmv for any vehicles registration?	Being faxed over now.
we ran a search on relatives. he has a cousin in town -- clarence teal. smalltime thief. last known address was on pine street. he moved out a month ago. we've got a couple leads on him to check out.	Did you check out DMV for any vehicles registration?
what do you got on korda?	We ran a search on relatives. He has a cousin in town -- Clarence Teal. Smalltime thief. Last known address was on Pine Street. He moved out a month ago. We've got a couple leads on him to check out.
anything on korda so far?	Solis said to keep you clear of this.
well he's a little fucking agitated -- he ripped the phone out.	I have to go face to face.
we got a guy who's probably on drugs. he's got a record of 459's and he was busted on possession. but he's never been busted on a major felony. what's his demeanor?	Well he's a little fucking agitated -- he ripped the phone out.
what's the suspect's name?	Earl.
that's right.	What's the suspect's name?
...get 'em, he's going to start shooting hostages in five minutes...	That's right.
that's right, and a plane waiting at the airport. if he doesn't...	...get 'em, he's going to start shooting hostages in five minutes...
...a car.	That's right, and a plane waiting at the airport. If he doesn't...
the suspect came in shortly after the bank opened. botched robbery. a teller hit the silent alarm. he took seven hostages. shot one -- the guard. he's still alive. so far he's asked for...	...a car.
hi, kimura. where's the command post?	The suspect came in shortly after the bank opened. Botched robbery. A teller hit the silent alarm. He took seven hostages. Shot one -- the guard. He's still alive. So far he's asked for...
hi, roper.	Hi, Kimura. Where's the command post?
that's not going to look too good on your service record.	I'll worry about that. Let's get on with it.
yeah.	That's not going to look too good on your service record.
i'm impressed. i didn't think you could do it. what did you have to do, steal them?	Yeah.
it's all there.	Spread it out.
open the bag, dump everything on the table.	It's all there.
satisfied?	Open the bag, dump everything on the table.
shut the fuck up and do what i say!	Satisfied?
i'm not wearing a wire. this is just between you and me.	Shut the fuck up and do what I say!
open your shirt.	I'm not wearing a wire. This is just between you and me.
you can't kill me like this.	What if you and me got into a struggle... and my gun went off?
joe, i'm doing a lot for you. i think you could give me something to cement the deal... one hostage.	I'll give you something.
no. you just do shit for me right now.	Joe, I'm doing a lot for you. I think you could give me something to cement the deal... One hostage.
you'll get it. but, joe, i want you to do something for me. let me take a look around inside. make sure everybody's okay.	No. You just do shit for me right now.
for now that's all.	You'll get it. But, Joe, I want you to do something for me. Let me take a look around inside. Make sure everybody's okay.
is that all?	For now that's all.
i want a plane waiting at the airport. i'll tell them where i want to go when i get there.	Is that all?
i want a car. like a four wheel drive. i want it in perfect condition. i want a uniformed cop to drive it up right here. i want him to leave the engine running and walk to the end of the street. then we'll come out. i don't want any remote control devices in it. i know all the tricks. if it's not in perfect condition, and i mean if its even low on wiper fluid, i'm going to kill somebody and we're gonna start again.	I want a plane waiting at the airport. I'll tell them where I want to go when I get there.
yep.	I want a car. Like a four wheel drive. I want it in perfect condition. I want a uniformed cop to drive it up right here. I want him to leave the engine running and walk to the end of the street. Then we'll come out. I don't want any remote control devices in it. I know all the tricks. If it's not in perfect condition, and I mean if its even low on wiper fluid, I'm going to kill somebody and we're gonna start again.
are you in charge, roper?	Yep.
alright, roper. you want to come... come.	Good. I won't be armed. We gotta operate on trust here. We're going to wrap this up and have you guys out of here as soon as possible.
yes, i do. that way there's no misunderstandings. i need to make sure no one's hurt, then we can take care of business.	Alright, Roper. You want to come... come.
you don't have to come here.	Yes, I do. That way there's no misunderstandings. I need to make sure no one's hurt, then we can take care of business.
i'm okay. korda... went down the side of the building...	Stay put.
mccall, you all right?	I'm okay. Korda... went down the side of the building...
mare island is an abandoned shipyard, cranes, high buildings... he'll be in place where he can see everything.  how are we going to get me in there?	Good question.
that's a chance i gotta take.	Then we better get moving... But there's no way we can get the jewels out of evidence.
so what do you want to do?	That's a chance I gotta take.
he's gonna kill her no matter what. if i take him these jewels he's gonna kill me and her.	So what do you want to do?
and what if you can't live with it?	You've got to decide that for yourself.
you live with it... and they haunt you. it doesn't leave.	And what if you can't live with it?
and what about the ones you don't save?	You live with it... and they haunt you. It doesn't leave.
i look at it as how many i've saved. that's the way you've got to look at it.	And what about the ones you don't save?
how many have you lost?	I look at it as how many I've saved. That's the way you've got to look at it.
that it is.	How many have you lost?
i thought i could do it. i was so damn sure of myself. but i didn't know what to say. the words wouldn't come. my mouth turned to mush. you make it look so easy, roper. but it is not. it's not easy.  it's a different job than looking through the rifle scope.	That it is.
maybe... there's one thing you have to remember... you don't create the situations. you can only try to save people from them.	I thought I could do it. I was so damn sure of myself. But I didn't know what to say. The words wouldn't come. My mouth turned to mush. You make it look so easy, Roper. But it is not. It's not easy.  It's a different job than looking through the rifle scope.
bullshit! would it have happened to you?	Maybe... There's one thing you have to remember... You don't create the situations. You can only try to save people from them.
it might have happened no matter who was up there.	Bullshit! Would it have happened to you?
you're crazy.	Pull up alongside.
i don't know, but i've got to get on there.	You're crazy.
what the fuck is going on.	I don't know, but I've got to get on there.
he's got the girl.	Damnit!
he's cutting down the visibility.	And doing a very good job of it.
there's your answer. he's smart.	He's cutting down the visibility.
see this. solis has me driving the shit-mobile, and he picked this up straight out of impound for fourteen grand. probably worth thirty.	Police corruption. It's everywhere.
is it always like this?	Occasionally you lose.
about six years. my partner took me.	Is it always like this?
how long you been coming here?	About six years. My partner took me.
how much you wanna bet?	You want to bet on whether you won your bet? This is getting sick.
we won.	How much you wanna bet?
we lost.	We won.
we won!	We lost.
come on, russell!	We won!
the jockey!	COME ON, RUSSELL!
come on russell!...  who the fuck's russell?!	The jockey!
they need to run first and second?	Yeah, first and second.
the 6 horse is still last.	He'll be running at the quarter pole.
to run last?	To run late!
that's okay. that's his style.	To run last?
the 6 horse is last.	That's okay. That's his style.
still needs work.	You're right. I'll never be as good a liar as you.
i'm just practicing my lying.	Still needs work.
i don't know why she'd pick him over you.	I'm just practicing my lying.
so what do you want?... an autograph.	I don't know why she'd pick him over you.
now she's going out with greg barnett?	So what do you want?... An autograph.
ronnie... yeah, so.	Now she's going out with Greg Barnett?
we need the 4 and 6 to finish to first and second.	Fine.
i bought you a four-six exacta box. you owe me twenty bucks.	I do.
i have three words for you... ex-ac- ta.	I bought you a four-six exacta box. You owe me twenty bucks.
i have two words for you... seek help.	I have three words for you... Ex-ac- ta.
see the favorite? tail up. washy. he doesn't want to run today. cross him off... now the six looks good. on his toes. coat shiny. this trainer/jockey combo does well. we can't leave him out.  what do you think?	I have two words for you... Seek help.
you know why i like the track?	You're a compulsive gambler?
because he knew the little girl had zero chance of survival and his chances would be a little better... we had a plan, but swat opened up too early. he got caught in the crossfire.  let's move on... notice this. always use the eyes to keep the connection. it almost like hypnosis. that's the most important thing. create a connection. you're always on their side...	You know why I like the track?
why did he do it?	Because he knew the little girl had zero chance of survival and his chances would be a little better... We had a plan, but SWAT opened up too early. He got caught in the crossfire.  Let's move on... Notice this. Always use the eyes to keep the connection. It almost like hypnosis. That's the most important thing. Create a connection. You're always on their side...
what did you see?	A dirtbag behind the counter holding a sawed-off. A Berretta nine millimeter in his belt. A female hostage, red dress, on the floor in front of the cereal display. Male hostage, jeans and blue checked shirt, three feet to her right. Another male hostage, white pants, green shirt, Nikes, laying in front of the magazine rack. A female dirtbag with a gun under her shirt, sitting against the beer cooler, trying to pass herself off as a hostage, and there's a special on toilet-paper, four for a buck twenty-nine.
my name's mccall. i'm unarmed.	Okay, stop.
to save lives.	So why would you hesitate to lie to save lives?
why?	To save lives.
yes.	Why?
thou shall not kill... you've killed, right?	Yes.
you tell me.	Thou shall not kill... You've killed, right?
what's the first commandment?	Thou shall have no other God before me.
yes.	What's the first commandment?
you know the ten commandments?	Yes.
it's against my nature.	You know the ten commandments?
get good at it.	It's against my nature.
i'm not good at lying.	Get good at it.
if you want to be a successful negotiator, you've got to learn to lie.	I'm not good at lying.
what? bring somebody in so he can cut his nuts off?	If you want to be a successful negotiator, you've got to learn to lie.
you could say something like,  "tell me what the scumbag's name is. maybe we can work something out."	What? Bring somebody in so he can cut his nuts off?
so what do i say to this guy?	You could say something like,  "Tell me what the scumbag's name is. Maybe we can work something out."
nah, i just throw that in because i enjoy it.	So what do I say to this guy?
i can't do that.	Then get out of my face you worthless piece of frogshit.
i need you to bring me the scumbag who ran off with my wife so i can cut off his nuts.	I can't do that.
tell me what you need.	I need you to bring me the scumbag who ran off with my wife so I can cut off his nuts.
no.	It'll come. Try again.
first things is, don't say, "what's going on?" everybody knows what's going on. i come into this situation, i say,  "i'm glad to see nobody's hurt. that's good. i'm here to help you."  second: you hesitated. don't hesitate. if you're thinking, talk while you're thinking, or else he's going to think you're plotting. which you are. if he thinks you're plotting, you're going to make him nervous. you don't want him nervous. got that?	No.
you think you can learn, mccall?	I think so.
i think i can handle that one.	Yeah, you think so, but it comes up.
lesson two, "dead eye"... should have been lesson one. never exchange yourself for a hostage.	I think I can handle that one.
yeah, well that's a sore subject, and therefore out of bounds to a young sprout of a hostage negotiator under my tutelage.	Lesson two, "Dead Eye"... should have been lesson one. Never exchange yourself for a hostage.
around. barnett's tough competition.	Yeah, well that's a sore subject, and therefore out of bounds to a young sprout of a hostage negotiator under my tutelage.
where did you hear that?	Around. Barnett's tough competition.
thanks for clearing that up.  i hear your former girlfriend is going out with greg barnett.	Where did you hear that?
no. actually i think it's fucking crazy, i don't know if i could do it.	Thanks for clearing that up.  I hear your former girlfriend is going out with Greg Barnett.
do you really?	No. Actually I think it's fucking crazy, I don't know if I could do it.
that's a lot of commitment. i admire that.	Do you really?
every couple of months, huh?	That's a lot of commitment. I admire that.
we see each other every couple of months.	Every couple of months, huh?
oh, "city girl". don't you ever long for companionship with her such a long way away in new jersey?	We see each other every couple of months.
no, no, no...  she's from hoboken.	Oh, "city girl". Don't you ever long for companionship with her such a long way away in New Jersey?
she grow up in livingtston, too?	No, no, no...  She's from Hoboken.
she's going to come here when she graduates and then we're gonna get married.	She grow up in Livingtston, too?
explain how that works.	She's going to come here when she graduates and then we're gonna get married.
she's back in jersey... going to graduate school.	Explain how that works.
you living together?	She's back in Jersey... going to graduate school.
yeah, i've got a girlfriend.	You living together?
i don't gamble.	Yeah, I've got a girlfriend.
you wouldn't want to put a small wager on this, would you?	I don't gamble.
you got a girlfriend?	Why? You like my ass?
well, if i have to, i have to.	You got a girlfriend?
you have to. it's a tradition.	Well, if I have to, I have to.
i don't really like to drink.	You have to. It's a tradition.
come on. let's go for a drink.	I don't really like to drink.
eighty-five percent of domestic disturbances of this nature end in murder/suicide.	Not the ones I'm at.
how are we gonna get him out of there?	We could fill it with water.
is there something wrong with that?	I'm not sure.
i grew up in oakland... crossed the bay bridge and here i was.  so you're looking for "fast advancement".	Is there something wrong with that?
you caught me on an "up" day.  how about you? how did you end up in san francisco?	I grew up in Oakland... Crossed the Bay Bridge and here I was.  So you're looking for "fast advancement".
you're a real excitable sort, aren't you?	You caught me on an "up" day.  How about you? How did you end up in San Francisco?
it was okay.	You're a real excitable sort, aren't you?
how did you like toronto?	It was okay.
been to toronto. my mother was born there.	How did you like Toronto?
you'd never been out of new york?	Been to Toronto. My mother was born there.
spent my whole life there. i just wanted to get out for a while.	You'd never been out of New York?
you don't like new york?	Spent my whole life there. I just wanted to get out for a while.
furthest point i could find from new york.	You don't like New York?
with your qualifications you must have had a lot of offers. why here?	Furthest point I could find from New York.
national marksman competition.	With your qualifications you must have had a lot of offers. Why here?
recruited you from where?	National Marksman Competition.
they recruited me. promised me fast advancement.	Recruited you from where?
so, mccall, how come you ended up in san francisco?	They recruited me. Promised me fast advancement.
i'm sorry about your friend. i had a friend in swat killed. i know how it can be.	I appreciate your concern. Let's leave it at that.
what's the point of this?	A little exercise in lateral thinking. The obvious solution isn't always the only solution... See you tomorrow.
i know.	Try to remember that.
swat is a lifesaving unit, you know.	I know.
i've rarely shot anyone.	SWAT is a lifesaving unit, you know.
it rarely has to be done.	I've rarely shot anyone.
like it had to be done.	It rarely has to be done.
how do you feel after a shooting.	Like it had to be done.
only at the very end.	How do you feel after a shooting.
you ever been in a hostage situation?	Only at the very end.
we're already past it, aren't we, kevin?	If you say so.
don't go reading my lips, man. that's an intrusion. save that shit for the sniper school. comprende?	Sorry... Habit.
i'm ready to do it.  and i'm going to be here more than two weeks.	Don't go reading my lips, man. That's an intrusion. Save that shit for the sniper school. Comprende?
you've got a lot of hard work ahead of you if you want to be a negotiator.	I'm ready to do it.  And I'm going to be here more than two weeks.
same here. i've watched you in action. very impressive.	You've got a lot of hard work ahead of you if you want to be a negotiator.
don't know. she keeps screaming to stay out. he keeps screaming to stay out. we decided to stay out.	Well, there's a good amount of agreement on that.
is the hostage injured?	Don't know. She keeps screaming to stay out. He keeps screaming to stay out. We decided to stay out.
only that floor.	Is the hostage injured?
have you evacuated anyone?	Only that floor.
husband came home. found that guy and his wife "in flagrante". now he's holding her at knife point.	Which apartment?
roper. metro division. hostage negotiator. give me the short version.	Husband came home. Found that guy and his wife "in flagrante". Now he's holding her at knife point.
who the fuck are you, mother teresa?	My name's Scott Roper.
not for you, ray. for me. a close friend of mine was killed this week. the way i figure it, i stop you from doin' what you said, i'm one up on body count.	Who the fuck are you, Mother Teresa?
and why the fuck would you do that for me?	Not for you, Ray. For me. A close friend of mine was killed this week. The way I figure it, I stop you from doin' what you said, I'm one up on body count.
i can't guarantee you what it will be. but i swear on my life, i'll find you work.	And why the fuck would you do that for me?
doing what? cleaning toilets?	I can't guarantee you what it will be. But I swear on my life, I'll find you work.
ray, if you walk out of here with me, i'll get you a job.	Doing what? Cleaning toilets?
ray, think about how she looked when you married her. think about how happy you were. don't lose that, man. don't give up everything.	What am I giving up? I'm laid off last year. I'm down to my last unemployment check. I'm out on the streets looking for work and this bitch is banging some asshole in my bed.
she's the one to blame. not me.	Ray, think about how she looked when you married her. Think about how happy you were. Don't lose that, man. Don't give up everything.
because i was partially to blame. i wasn't around as much as i should have been. i forgot how to love her.	She's the one to blame. Not me.
i ain't interested in your life story.	Because I was partially to blame. I wasn't around as much as I should have been. I forgot how to love her.
same thing happened to me, man. she cheated on me, but i forgave her. you know why?	I ain't interested in your life story.
let me show you something, ray.	Same thing happened to me, man. She cheated on me, but I forgave her. You know why?
you don't want to see what i'm going to do to her.	Let me show you something, Ray.
i can't leave, ray. it's part of my negotiator's oath. once i'm in the room with the hostage, i have to stay.	You don't want to see what I'm going to do to her.
you don't know shit, and i suggest you leave.	I can't leave, Ray. It's part of my negotiator's oath. Once I'm in the room with the hostage, I have to stay.
i know how you feel, ray.	You don't know shit, and I suggest you leave.
prude.	First you want me to put on one of those skinny ass bathing suits -- tongs or thongs or whatever you call them -- with my butt cheeks wrapped around a piece of dental floss... No way.
the hell i am!	Prude.
know what you are?! you're a prude, roper.	The hell I am!
you crazy? with all those people around?	Know what you are?! You're a prude, Roper.
you talkin' about gettin' 'nekked?'  shit, i thought you were talkin' bout, you know... the "m" word.	You thought I was talking about getting married?!
i'm talking about me 'n' you stripping down on this beach and gettin' you know... 'naked in tahiti'.	You talkin' about gettin' 'nekked?'  Shit, I thought you were talkin' bout, you know... the "M" word.
i'm talking about... what are you talking about?	I'm talking about me 'n' you stripping down on this beach and gettin' you know... 'naked in Tahiti'.
...the hell are you talking about?	I'm talking about... What are you talking about?
i mean i said this trip should be a 'roadtest'.	...the hell are you talking about?
scott...	I mean I said this trip should be a 'roadtest'.
whoa! wait a minute, ronnie. hold on. i know it's beautiful here. the sun, the sand, the sea and all that nature shit can really get to you. but we've got to keep our perspective here. this place isn't real. this isn't reality.	Scott...
that's right. we've got to bare it all. here and now. 'cause i think i'm finally ready to go for it...	Whoa! Wait a minute, Ronnie. Hold on. I know it's beautiful here. The sun, the sand, the sea and all that nature shit can really get to you. But we've got to keep our perspective here. This place isn't real. This isn't reality.
a deeper level?	That's right. We've got to bare it all. Here and now. 'Cause I think I'm finally ready to go for it...
i was just thinking...  there's something special i want to talk to you about.  i think it's time we went to a whole other phase in our relationship.  a deeper level.	A deeper level?
you've changed you know. i don't think there's anything you can't do once you put your mind to it.	I was just thinking...  There's something special I want to talk to you about.  I think it's time we went to a whole other phase in our relationship.  A deeper level.
yeah.	You've changed you know. I don't think there's anything you can't do once you put your mind to it.
things have been going pretty well between us, haven't they?	Yeah.
hmm?	Things have been going pretty well between us, haven't they?
i've been thinking.	Hmm?
hmm?	I've been thinking.
scottie?	Hmm?
i've never seen sea so blue. tahiti is magnificent, scottie.	Yeah, I could get used to this Paradise shit.
scottie...	Do it!
stay here, don't move.	Scottie...
it's all over, babe, it's all over.	Stay here, don't move.
scottie, scottie...	It's all over, babe, it's all over.
why don't you come back up with me, ronnie.	I think I'll stand out here in the sun.
i don't think you're old and fat enough for me.	Use your imagination.
korda escaped.	And you think he'll...
how come in those foreign movies the young girl is always with some fat, old guy.	In Europe women find older men very sexy.
yeah?	...Let me just show you.
for the last week things have been going pretty well between us. i think we've been doing a good job getting intimate and all that stuff...	Yeah?
there is?	For the last week things have been going pretty well between us. I think we've been doing a good job getting intimate and all that stuff...
i guess you realize that there's something special that i want to talk to you about.	There is?
it's very nice.	I guess you realize that there's something special that I want to talk to you about.
you like this place?	It's very nice.
how's paco doing?	He was going nuts at the park. He met this very attractive poodle. They made plans to meet again next weekend.
when?	Just now.
it's okay. we broke up.	When?
what about greg? what are you gonna tell him?	It's okay. We broke up.
veronica, it's not easy for me... i don't know if i can change overnight. but what i'm telling you is that i want to share everything with you, because i don't ever want to be without you again.	What about Greg? What are you gonna tell him?
it's not that world. it's your world. it's part of who you are.	Veronica, it's not easy for me... I don't know if I can change overnight. But what I'm telling you is that I want to share everything with you, because I don't ever want to be without you again.
it's because i wanted to keep you away from that world.	It's not that world. It's your world. It's part of who you are.
scottie, remember the day you lost that hostage in union square. you came over that night and we made mad, crazy love. but i didn't even know what happened... 'til i heard it on the news the next morning.	It's because I wanted to keep you away from that world.
why don't you just stick your finger in and stir it up.	Scottie...
yeah that's it.	Why don't you just stick your finger in and stir it up.
what are you talking about? this is it. this is the stuff right here.  well, maybe just a pinch more sugar.	Yeah that's it.
mmm, needs a little something.	What are you talking about? This is it. This is the stuff right here.  Well, maybe just a pinch more sugar.
what do you think?	Mmm, needs a little something.
i've been craving that stuff all week.	And it's hard to get.
no. the kind from kraft, with the macaroni and the cheese.	I've been craving that stuff all week.
that kind with the garlic and the oil that i like so much?	No. The kind from Kraft, with the macaroni and the cheese.
it's already started.	I was going to catch the last half on TV.
as a matter of fact, i do.	It's already started.
you got a bet on the game tonight?	As a matter of fact, I do.
i wanted to get this out of the way.	You got a bet on the game tonight?
if you did, you never showed it.	Ronnie...
you think i didn't need you?	If you did, you never showed it.
don't try to make me feel guilty. the whole time we were together, you went out of your way to prove you didn't need me. now, suddenly, for one night, you need me again. i can't do it. i can't be more than your friend. because i know what will happen. in a few weeks you'll be back on top, and you'll shut me out just as soon as you don't need me again.	You think I didn't need you?
something i guess i can't have anymore.	Don't try to make me feel guilty. The whole time we were together, you went out of your way to prove you didn't need me. Now, suddenly, for one night, you need me again. I can't do it. I can't be more than your friend. Because I know what will happen. In a few weeks you'll be back on top, and you'll shut me out just as soon as you don't need me again.
what do you want from me?	Something I guess I can't have anymore.
oh, hell, forget it. this won't work.	What do you want from me?
i've proved that, didn't i?	Oh, hell, forget it. This won't work.
scott, you can't save everyone.	I've proved that, didn't I?
it was my fault. i was right downstairs. i should have gone up with him.	Scott, You can't save everyone.
you don't usually talk to anyone when you're hurting.	It was my fault. I was right downstairs. I should have gone up with him.
i won't stay long. i had to talk to someone.	You don't usually talk to anyone when you're hurting.
that a new picture?	About 4 months old. I'm working in a new style.
can i come in?	That a new picture?
yeah. i'm sorry.	Can I come in?
you heard.	Yeah. I'm sorry.
maybe you should be.	You heard.
i'm not drunk. yet.	Maybe you should be.
a little late for that, scottie. he's asleep.  jack daniels?	I'm not drunk. Yet.
hey yourself. came by to see troy.	A little late for that, Scottie. He's asleep.  Jack Daniels?
hey.	Hey yourself. Came by to see Troy.
please. i'm begging you.	Oh, I've got to get a shot of this.
this greg is really getting in my way.	Please. I'm begging you.
i'm going out with greg tomorrow.	This Greg is really getting in my way.
let me take you out tomorrow night... pleeease.	I'm going out with Greg tomorrow.
who cares what you think. i want you back and that's all that matters.	Let me take you out tomorrow night... Pleeease.
you know what i think? i think you only want me now, because i'm with somebody else.	Who cares what you think. I want you back and that's all that matters.
did you know he's already got a bad knee? in another 10 years you're going to be pushing him around in a wheelchair.	You know what I think? I think you only want me now, because I'm with somebody else.
greg.	Did you know he's already got a bad knee? In another 10 years you're going to be pushing him around in a wheelchair.
ronnie, forget this what's-his-name.	Greg.
you worship yourself.	Ronnie, forget this what's-his-name.
i worship you.	You worship yourself.
really?! he's a wonderful guy. he makes two million a year, and he worships me.	I worship you.
this baseball player you're going out with...  he's no good for you.	Really?! He's a wonderful guy. He makes two million a year, and he worships me.
here comes the wire... and... backtrack gets up in the last jump. cozy girl a very game second.	SHIT!
where's the damn wire?!	Here comes the wire... and... Backtrack gets up in the last jump. Cozy girl a very game second.
cozy girl in front by a neck... now a head...	Where's the damn wire?!
stay up there, girl...	Cozy Girl in front by a neck... Now a head...
i'm en route. e.t.a. in five.	Stay up there, Girl...
it's cozy girl holding on... cozy girl and backtrack...	I'm en route. E.T.A. in five.
...at the top of the stretch it's cozy girl in front with backtrack coming on... cozy girl by a length, backtrack closing...	Come on. Stay up there, Cozy Girl...
yeah, they are but...	Come on!
are these yours?	Yeah, they are but...
what have you promised them?	Just that I'd talk to my superiors.
we've only seen and talked to one suspect. he calls himself "joe". there's two jewelers, two salespeople, the manager, a security guard, and an elderly woman. this particular store is where they do a lot of jewelry making and repair. they have anywhere from 8 to 10 million in raw stones on any given day, so they sure as shit didn't just wander in. they knew what they were coming for.	What have you promised them?
any verification on numbers.	We've only seen and talked to one suspect. He calls himself "Joe". There's two jewelers, two salespeople, the manager, a security guard, and an elderly woman. This particular store is where they do a lot of jewelry making and repair. They have anywhere from 8 to 10 million in raw stones on any given day, so they sure as shit didn't just wander in. They knew what they were coming for.
32 minutes ago the silent alarm went off, then the fire alarm. a unit was a block away, and the suspect got trapped inside.	Any verification on numbers.
what do we got?	32 minutes ago the silent alarm went off, then the fire alarm. A unit was a block away, and the suspect got trapped inside.
who's running it!	Kimura and Glass will head the investigation.
roper...	Who's running it!
who's running it?	Roper...
you know i can't assign you to this. you're much too close to it. you were much too close to sam. the department will take care of it.	Who's running it?
i want to be put on this case.	You know I can't assign you to this. You're much too close to it. You were much too close to Sam. The department will take care of it.
i can't do that.	I want to be put on this case.
he said he was just going up to talk to him. he said...  i want to be put on this case.	I can't do that.
the chief says to tell you how sorry he is. he knew sam baffert was a good man.	He said he was just going up to talk to him. He said...  I want to be put on this case.
i'll provide you with transportation.	And even if this doesn't work, I want all the money. These SWAT guys don't have the temperament. They don't have the background...
repoed this morning.	I'll provide you with transportation.
what happened to your trans am?	Repoed this morning.
the car is part of the deal.	What happened to your Trans Am?
impound isn't a rent-a-car company.	The car is part of the deal.
you know you've got nothing but cars down there in impound.	Impound isn't a rent-a-car company.
hey, you just got a five thousand dollar raise. get a car of your own.	You know you've got nothing but cars down there in impound.
and a car.	Hey, you just got a five thousand dollar raise. Get a car of your own.
okay, i think i could swing that.	And a car.
like ahh... i don't know...  five thousand dollars.	Okay, I think I could swing that.
what do you think would be in order?	Like ahh... I don't know...  Five thousand dollars.
the financial kind. i figure i'm going to be working extra hours. all sorts of overtime... training sessions... not to mention the extra stress...	What do you think would be in order?
what kind of appreciation are we talking about?	The financial kind. I figure I'm going to be working extra hours. All sorts of overtime... training sessions... Not to mention the extra stress...
is there going to be an expression of your appreciation?	What kind of appreciation are we talking about?
you let us worry about that.	Is there going to be an expression of your appreciation?
great, send him to the marines. this guy's not a negotiator. he'll quit in two weeks.	You let us worry about that.
is that what the guy in the sunday school suit is doing outside?	His name's Kevin McCall. Every Metro Captain agrees that he's their top sharp-shooter and most likely to succeed.
it's been decided that you take on another partner and train him to be able to take over for you.	Is that what the guy in the Sunday School suit is doing outside?
your concern is heartwarming.	It's been decided that you take on another partner and train him to be able to take over for you.
what if you die and no one can do what you do as well as you do it?	Your concern is heartwarming.
define concern.	What if you die and no one can do what you do as well as you do it?
there's been some concern about you continuing to work without back-up.	Define concern.
depends. what's up?	There's been some concern about you continuing to work without back-up.
are you going to make this hard for me?	Depends. What's up?
what?	Are you going to make this hard for me?
roper.	What?
he says, "thank you very much."  i'll discuss it with him right now... good-bye, chief.	Roper.
tell him to give me a raise.	He says, "Thank you very much."  I'll discuss it with him right now... Good-bye, Chief.
you're in there.  everybody dies, you go with them --	-- But don't you remember?  I'm already dead.
true.	You're in there.  Everybody dies, you go with them --
system's running on auxiliary.  only seven hours before it crashes.	True.
yes, i believe he has --	-- You've made your point!  You've got control of the system.
god-damn you!	Yes, I believe he has --
they have nothing to do with this --	-- Two million people lost in the digital night.  What do they seek?
yes.	They have nothing to do with this --
there are two million people in there with you.	Yes.
i need to take back what's mine.	There are two million people in there with you.
what do you need?	I need to take back what's mine.
i have found in life that what one wants isn't nearly as important as what one needs.	What do you need?
what do you want?	I have found in life that what one wants isn't nearly as important as what one needs.
halden, how nice to hear your voice.	What do you want?
this is halden.	Halden, how nice to hear your voice.
why --	-- Because there'll be no remorse. Not in my world.
because i took it out of your memory.	Why --
how come i can't remember?	Because I took it out of your memory.
no, she said she had a son.  in a dream she once called life.	How come I can't remember?
she said i have a son...	No, she said she had a son.  In a dream she once called life.
why?	To live forever.
okay...	It's all been transferred.
it's okay.	Okay...
wake up?!	From the dream.
it's time to wake up.	Wake up?!
what's happening?	Nothing, go back to sleep.
but this is impossible.	That's the grace of this world.  Nothing's impossible.
guests?	Just like you always wanted.
the guests are here.	Guests?
it's all here...	Yes.
you don't have much sex up there in the real world, do you?	No...
who are you?!	Someone who believes in miracles.
you were right.	About what?
do you believe in miracles?	I'm serious, how did you know my name?
no, not me, i've been lucky.  but i've seen what happens to other people --	-- If your life's so good up there Gena, what are you doing down here?
your life that bad?	No, not me, I've been lucky.  But I've seen what happens to other people --
this is how you pick up women --	-- No.
there you are, sitting next to the creator, what do you say?	This is how you pick up women --
that's a strange question.  you a strange man?	There you are, sitting next to the creator, what do you say?
if you could meet god, what would you say to him?	That's a strange question.  You a strange man?
as long as it's not 'what's your sign?'	If you could meet God, what would you say to him?
only up there in the dream they called life.	And down here --
but once the system touches the net, all links are severed.  everybody dies.	Only up there in the dream they called life.
one would assume so.	But once the system touches the net, all links are severed.  Everybody dies.
until you're on the net where the corporation can't touch you, you can't open the system.  they'll eject it if you do.	One would assume so.
-- two million people plugged-in here.	Yes.
with the energy from the net, we can program this world anyway we want.  redwood forests.  oceans. mountains --	-- Two million people plugged-in here.
-- but you'll never be able to get it through the maze.	Me?  Of course not.  That's why you're here.
unlimited energy out there.  enough to run this world for all eternity --	-- But you'll never be able to get it through the maze.
dream?!	And all dreams, no matter how appealing, must eventually end.
yes, but only in the dream they call life.	Dream?!
you sealed off the system.  when it crashes, everyone dies with you.	Yes, but only in the dream they call life.
yes...	You sealed off the system.  When it crashes, everyone dies with you.
you were the one who was dying.	Yes...
it's not real.	Not real?
the new world.	It's not real.
in a computer program.	The new world.
god creates man, man creates technology, technology creates god.  end into beginning.	In a computer program.
in here i am.	God creates man, man creates technology, technology creates God.  End into beginning.
you are not a god.	In here I am.
yes.	You are not a God.
divinity?	Yes.
not my problem.	So wrong --
but what would happen to me?  i have no body to return to.	Not my problem.
no.	Then what?
halden sent men to kill me in my sleep, but simple illusions won out.  so he now sends the legend to finish the deed.	No.
true.  but why?	Halden sent men to kill me in my sleep, but simple illusions won out.  So he now sends the legend to finish the deed.
the patterns were moved around, but they weren't changed.	True.  But why?
but what if he doesn't --	-- He will.
it's his nature.	But what if he doesn't --
you sure he's going to come?	It's his nature.
perfect opportunity for you to demonstrate your continued worth.	You sure he's going to come?
and what about the reconfiguration?	Perfect opportunity for you to demonstrate your continued worth.
unfinished business.	And what about the reconfiguration?
where the hell are you going?	Unfinished business.
yes, so which one of us does that make the coward?	Where the hell are you going?
remember, i'm not the one who chose this.	Yes, so which one of us does that make the coward?
the maze has been changed --	-- He says the maze has been changed. I need to know for sure.
what about the customers with reservations?	Have the staff apologize profusely and issue credit vouchers.  But remember, it's a capacity problem.  That's all.
have communications contact all interface centers.  tell them due to high demand, we're at full capacity and so temporarily there's no room for anyone else on the system.	What about the customers with reservations?
how long?	At least a day.
we're going to have to reconfigure.	How long?
how long 'till we can eject?	We're going to have to reconfigure.
take care.	Take care?  Where the hell are you going --
the woman you're stuck on.	There is no --
who?	The woman you're stuck on.
what's her name?	Who?
what?	The weather.
new york.	I'm South Dakota.
where you plugged-in from?	New York.
insurance?	If she's alive, you get it back.
insurance.	Insurance?
need the disk back!	Insurance.
where?	Times Square.
an interface attendant.	Where?
then where is she?	Come on Tanner, think this through.
there was no need to kill her.	Then where is she?
try harder.	There was no need to kill her.
we drugged her.  so she wouldn't remember.	Try harder.
to hide the evidence.	We drugged her.  So she wouldn't remember.
why would i do that?	To hide the evidence.
then you had her killed.	Why would I do that?
katie was digitized.	Then you had her killed.
not his style.	Katie was digitized.
the truth.	Not his style.
what did he tell you?	The truth.
listen to yourself.  digitization.  you know that officially that's a pure fantasy --	-- Who did he digitize?!
who did he digitize?	Listen to yourself.  Digitization.  You know that officially that's a pure fantasy --
yes, in theory, i suppose that would work.	Who did he digitize?
be a hell of a lot easier to digitize a real person, then strip them down to a module you can use to make as many employee programs as you need.	Yes, in theory, I suppose that would work.
then what's with all the staffing programs in his account?	Good question.
that's right.	Then what's with all the staffing programs in his account?
christoph was in charge of designing building modules.	That's right.
he wouldn't say.	Christoph was in charge of designing building modules.
why?	He wouldn't say.
christoph was a brilliant programmer, but very eccentric.  he insisted it be kept vacant.	Why?
it's not used for anything.	Christoph was a brilliant programmer, but very eccentric.  He insisted it be kept vacant.
a hotel?	It's not used for anything.
the terrace.  first building christoph ever programmed for us.	A hotel?
what is it?	The Terrace.  First building Christoph ever programmed for us.
what?	The truth.
one condition.	What?
you've got the keys, send someone in --	-- Christoph changed the maze.
the only way to eject it is from the inside.	You've got the keys, send someone in --
because why the hell would you be interested in a program that allows people to live inside your machines?  i mean how much profit could there possibly be from owning the universe and selling space in it to people who are dying, or people who are just god-damned sick of this world --	-- Come on, you know F.C.O. regs. Anyone caught with their R and D hand in the bio-digitization cookie jar spends the rest of their life in federal penitentiary.  It's not worth it.
and you weren't involved.	Because why the hell would you be interested in a program that allows people to live inside your machines?  I mean how much profit could there possibly be from owning the universe and selling space in it to people who are dying, or people who are just God-Damned sick of this world --
of course they are.  christoph was stealing every piece of code he could get his hands on.	And you weren't involved.
corporate fingerprints all over it.	Of course they are.  Christoph was stealing every piece of code he could get his hands on.
-- i saw the program.	Corporate fingerprints all over it.
christoph had spinal cancer.  his body kept rejecting gene therapy. he was desperate.  it was him, it wasn't us --	-- I saw the program.
try harder.	Christoph had spinal cancer.  His body kept rejecting gene therapy. He was desperate.  It was him, it wasn't us --
you're jumping to conclusions.	He's not plugged-into the system. He's in the fucking system!
we can be there in fifteen minutes and rip him off the system.	Go!
he had access to the keys --	-- Yes.
won't be time if he gets access --	-- He won't.
two maze runners.	Someone sends the kid a copy of the access program, then runs the maze at the same time the kid does, using the same codes.
doesn't make sense.  how the hell does some fucking teenager get to the keys?	Sorry, I just design the maze.  Keeping the keys secure is your job.
get some internal police there. tell them to run a perimeter.	But have them wait for me 'till they move in on him.
he had keys.	Of course the legend would like to think that.  But no one has keys.  Your maze was run.
sorry?!	There was no other choice.
i'm sorry.	Sorry?!
not you.  a copy.	What's the difference?
but you were with me.	Not you.  A copy.
i know.	But you were with me.
i wasn't with you.	I know.
what?	Way you kiss me.
and it meant something.	Yes.
realize?	You weren't real.
to see how long it would take for me to realize.	Realize?
for what?	To see how long it would take for me to realize.
it was a test.	For what?
why?	It was a test.
once they digitized you, they added it.	Why?
but i don't know anything about programming.	Once they digitized you, they added it.
yes.	But I don't know anything about programming.
you said we were on the same programming team.	Yes.
that's why they told you you can't go inside.  they can't have you running into her.	Her?
corporation can.	That's why they told you you can't go inside.  They can't have you running into her.
that's not possible.  no one can do that.	Corporation can.
identical.  one's you.  one's digital.	That's not possible.  No one can do that.
-- the inside?	Night City.
we worked together on the inside. you were on my programming team --	-- The inside?
who are you?!	We worked together on the inside. You were on my programming team --
most nights you wake up crying. never knowing why.	Who are you?!
-- you told me.	What are you talking about?
then how do you know about --	-- You told me.
no.	Then how do you know about --
you went to my high-school?	No.
i'm sorry sir, we need your debit card before we can issue a credit --	-- Katie.
someone you have to get back to?	No.
i've got to get back.	Tanner.
some things never change, do they?	I've got to get back.
cleaning up a mess.	Some things never change, do they?
what brings you inside?	Cleaning up a mess.
don't know what you're talking about.	Of course you do.  And the only shot you've got of keeping your ass from sinking in a sea of shit is to tell me where you got this program.
just like that?	Just like that --
my uni-net account.  i log on.  the program's there.	Just like that?
there?	My uni-net account.  I log on.  The program's there.
it was just there.	There?
try me.	It was just there.
because you'll never believe me.	Try me.
why not?	Because you'll never believe me.
this.  no point to it.	Why not?
what's so funny?	This.  No point to it.
of course you do.  and the only shot you've got of keeping your ass from sinking in a sea of shit is to tell me where you got this program.	What's so funny?
don't know what you're talking about.	Of course you do.  And the only shot you've got of keeping your ass from sinking in a sea of shit is to tell me where you got this program.
you don't need a lawyer.  we found the program on your laptop.	Don't know what you're talking about.
look, i'm doing mute 'till i have a mouthpiece here who's on my side.	You don't need a lawyer.  We found the program on your laptop.
care to tell us how you came into possession of an illegal access program?	Look, I'm doing mute 'till I have a mouthpiece here who's on my side.
select uplink for federal communications office.  department of enforcement.	Uplink selected.
access established.	Select uplink for Federal Communications Office.  Department of Enforcement.
connect to public access.	Access established.
resurrection.	Connect to public access.
program name?	Resurrection.
-- standard.	Scanning body type.
standard, modern, upscale --	-- Standard.
-- waiter.	Standard, modern, upscale --
waiter, busboy, maitre-de --	-- Waiter.
male.	Waiter, busboy, Maitre-De --
access granted.  male or female?	Male.
connection approved.  ready to transmit --	-- Transmit now!
checking connection.	Connection approved.  Ready to transmit --
tanner-eighteen-six-two-nine.	Checking connection.
destination?	Tanner-eighteen-six-two-nine.
transmit copy of program via satellite north uplink.	Destination?
resurrection.	Describe program function.
program name?	Resurrection.
activated.	Program name?
voice activate.	Activated.
we can't break free!	IMPACT IN EIGHT SECONDS!
billy, that's brilliant!	We get Ivan into the Comets PATH--
it's passing over earth as we speak!  trajectory coordinates are 009843.	Billy, that's BRILLIANT!
he's on us!!	Wait a second...  What time is it?
we've got him locked!	Speed?
what?!	Zordon...  he's gone.
rangers...  i'm afraid you're too late.	What?!
ay, yi, yi, yi.  the legend speaks of a master warrior who lives on the planet phaedos... this is the only person who knows the secrets of the power.	How can we reach Phaedos?
it's far too dangerous.  zordon would never allow it.	If we don't try, Zordon won't survive!
alpha.  is there any way we can defeat this  monster?  any way at all?	... Perhaps there is a way... I have heard tales of another power.
aisha, you are the bear, stalwart and bold.	Stylin'!
now tell me... what do you see?	Aisha, you are the Bear, stalwart and bold.
wow.  sand.	Now tell me... what do you see?
yeah, right.	It will not harm you.
in the language of the nathadians, "nin" stands for "man", "jetti" stands for "animal".  ninjetti  - man and animal, together as one.  now, put your hands inside the flame.	Yeah, right.
he wants to know if you'd like a cube of sugar in your tea.	Ah... sure.
so how can we get to it?	The only way to obtain the power is to achieve the highest state of being...
is this... food!	They're called squirbs.
system malfunction!	OUR SEMI-CONDUCTORS ARE DOWN!
release the power with the power.	I've got it!  We use the mirrors to reflect the light back into itself!!
we've come all this way for a rock wall?!	There should be a way to open it.
i can hardly walk...	I've never been this sore in my life.
... what's happening to him?'	Outside of his time warp he's aging at a vastly acellerated rate!
i heard that!	I'll be at the Observatory Sunday.
1600 m.p.h.  and increasing!	Everybody hold on tight.  We're gonna send this sucker into OBLIVION!
release the power with the power.	What does that mean?!
that's pretty bad.	Thank you, Dulcea.  For everything.
let's teach these vermin a few manners.	Activating Power Beam!
saber tooth tiger!	WHITE TIGER!
anybody see anything?	... Let's take a look over there.
ay, yi, yi!  the rangers are going to be crushed!	Don't lose hope yet, Alpha!
by bouncing ultra-high frequencies off one of the network satellites, i can send a long-range pulsar signal to within two feet of the rangers coordinates.	... I just pray we're not too late.
i told them it was too dangerous, but they wouldn't listen.	... We must try to communicate with them.
... alpha, i am deeply concerned about the rangers...	I told them it was too dangerous, but they wouldn't listen.
alpha, my sensors tell me the rangers were too late!  ivan is on his way here!	Hey, NOBODY enters the Command Center without a power coin!
to assist you i have retro-fitted your helmets with new opti-scan devices.	Use extreme caution, Rangers. You are dealing with an evil here that is beyond ALL comprehension.
the chamber has been accidently uncovered!  you must return it to the depths. or  anyone should open it and ivan is released!	To assist you I have retro-fitted your helmets with new Opti-Scan devices.
in a place that came to be known as angel grove.	The chamber has been accidently UNCOVERED!  You must return it to the depths. or  anyone should open it and Ivan is released!
what's a triac?	About twenty seconds in your time.
it is said that once you've reached the power... you have only ten triacs to release it.	What's a Triac?
i see... a fox	Close.  Billy, you are the Wolf, cunning and swift.
where did it originate?	In another time, another dimension.  It was brought here long ago by the "Nathadians", a people who are now all but extinct. They built an impenetrable stone Monolith to store the power and keep it from their enemies.  For thousands of years, beings from all over the Universe have tried to obtain it... ALL have perished.
it is said that to those who possess the power... all things are possible.	Where did it originate?
all systems go!	This guy is messing with the wrong teenagers!
ninja crane zord!	NINJA WOLF ZORD!
of course!  the power is of another world.  another dimension.	WE'VE GOT TEN TRIACS BEFORE WE'RE TOAST!!
i am the wolf, cunning and swift!	I am the crane, agile and sublime!
you okay?	I think so.
pterodactyl!	TRICERATOPS!
009843... 42... 41!  we're in alignment!	THERE'S THE COMET!
three degrees off the comets trajectory!	GIVE IT EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!
two thirty three a.m.	Ryan's Comet!!
new power coins!!	OUR MORPHERS ARE ON LINE!
... nothing.	Release the power with the power.
that's the only way to the monolith...	We can take these guys!
four seconds to impact!	WE'RE OUTTA HERE!
impact in fifteen seconds!	WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!!
i'm in!	LET'S FLY!
ultra ninja megazord complete!	I'm in!
let's go after him!!	Ultra Ninja Megazord complete!
... not bad.	Listen, we appreciate your hospitality, but we really don't have much time.
skull!!	BULK!!
there goes the neighborhood.	A real shame.
uh... that's classified, top secret, confidential, undercover information.	If we told you -- we'd have to kill you.
here you go!  no pushing!	There's enough for everybody!
bulk... why don't we give mr. peep here a chance to think it over?	A stellar idea, Skull.
the earth was hurtling toward us at seven hundred miles per hour, and we knew at that moment that we were facing death straight in the eye.	We could smell it's breath.
be the eagle.  be the eagle.	Be the swallow.  Be the swallow...
the stealth eagle is about to fly.	Ditto for the Swooping Swallow.
and how do we release the power?	The legend goes that you release the power with the power.
... a falcon?	Tommy, you are the Falcon, Winged Lord of the Sky.
look closer.	... A falcon?
it's... an eagle?	Look closer.
and how do we do that?	By learning the ancient art of Ninjetti.  It is the Genesis of what you on earth have come to know as the Ninja.  It is the perfect union of mind, body and spirit.
but i'm your cousin!	SECOND COUSIN, THREE TIMES REMOVED.  NOW  GET OFF ME!
get off me!	BUT I'M YOUR COUSIN!
wait for me!	GET OFF ME!
i'm outta here.	Wait for me!
just shut your gap!	Did I say anything?
as soon as we've taken over the world i'm gonna change my name to sir mordant.  or how about major mordant?!	How about Major Moron?
hey, boss!	What kind of landing was that?! These clowns are a menace to the sky
we never liked the cheesedongs in the first place.	Couldn''t stand them -- low-class all the way.  And did you catch a whiff of their BREATH?!  It's like having a conversation with a couple of ONIONS!  Not to mention...
the boys are back in town!!!	GO IVAN!!
what!	You forgot to say 'Simon says."
simon says...	Quack like a'duck!
but boss, what about their parents?	Ah, the old and doddering.  I'm going to SCOURGE their puny minds, reducing them to ZOMBIE'S. And then I'll put them to work rebuilding my empire.
yes, well, i suppose you'd know a little something about that.  not to worry.  i'll ever so gently lure them in and mold them into an army of devils!  and what better way to entice them ... than with a little ivan's ooze?!	But boss, what about their parents?
no offense, boss, but they might find you a little disgusting.	Yes, well, I suppose you'd know a little something about that.  Not to worry.  I'll ever so gently lure them in and mold them into an army of devils!  And what better way to entice them ... than with a little Ivan's Ooze?!
taking over the world is one thing.  it's finding good help to run it for you that's the killer.	You want me to place a few calls?
what is that!	Feast your eyes upon the exoskeleton of the barbaric HORNITOR!  KEEP DIGGING.  THE DREADFUL SCORPITRON SHOULD BE CLOSE BY.  ONCE I HAVE MY ECTO-MORPHICON MACHINES UP AND RUNNING, I SHALL ANNIHILATE ANGEL GROVE... AND THEN... THE WORLD
how'd you know?	Dulcea!  That miserable, manipulating loathsome she-devil of a WITCH!!
did these sticks make a whistling sound?	How'd you know?
what do you mean "basically"?	Well... we were about to finish them off... when this huge monster came out of nowhere!
"basically".	What do you mean "basically"?
so they've been destroyed?	"Basically".
that's right.  and then we threw one of them off a mountain and another one into a raqing river!	So they've been destroyed?
mordant, go with them and report back to me!	You know boss, I'd really like to help out but I've got this gastronomic condition which rules out all space trave--
that was a cheap shot!	We couldn't have done it better ourselves.
i hope those rangers put that lousy lowlife out of his misery!	GO POWER RANGERS!
isn't this just typical!  we finally do somebody a good turn and just look what happens!	From now on it's E-V-I-L, NO exceptions!
rrgh mmffpprr brghuh!!	How dare you?!  Nobody shuts up Rita but me!
don't you ever have anything nice to say?!	Well, if I did I certainly wouldn't say it to you!
ninja ape zord!	NINJA FALCON ZORD!
three seconds!!	LET'S DO IT!?
i am the mighty ape!	And I am the Falcon, Winged Lord of the Sky!
six become one... the combined forces of the ninjetti.	Strength in numbers!!
how the heck?!...	What's going on?!
anybody see them?	Activating Power Scope!
you own a hotel, sir?	The Bismark in Chicago. You familiar?
and i ain't no nigger either!	Sir, we do not use such names at our hotel.
i'm sorry, sir. our clientele is restricted to white anglo-saxons.	And I ain't no nigger either!
i ain't no fuckin' kike!	I'm sorry, sir. Our clientele is restricted to White Anglo-Saxons.
there seems to be some confusion about your registration. i believe i can find you a place at the ambassador. many persons of the jewish faith find it quite...	I ain't no fuckin' kike!
awwh, charlie.	Minimum security. You'll have everything but broads.
if it wasn't important for everybody, we wouldn't ask. we got friends in philly. they can send you up for a couple months on a weapons charge.	Awwh, Charlie.
but i've never served a day.	If it wasn't important for everybody, we wouldn't ask. We got friends in Philly. They can send you up for a couple months on a weapons charge.
we're asking you to go to prison.	But I've never served a day.
what are ya tellin' me, charlie?	We're asking you to go to prison.
when the people get so upset, our politician friends gotta listen.	What are ya tellin' me, Charlie?
but you know i never killed nobody that didn't deserve it.	When the people get so upset, our politician friends gotta listen.
you've got the public upset, al.	But you know I never killed nobody that didn't deserve it.
what you're sayin' makes a lotta sense. ya know, if i keep on killin' people like i have, i won't have no more friends left!	You've got the public upset, Al.
torrio ain't like them guys. he thinks like an american. you'd like him, charlie. he'd like you.	Maybe. But he'd still be the Boss.
but ya got a boss.	Torrio ain't like them guys. He thinks like an American. You'd like him, Charlie. He'd like you.
one fuckin' year ago i had ta hit you up for train fare. now i can buy the fuckin' train. and i ain't even a fuckin' sicilian!	But ya got a Boss.
sure. what's with the brick wall?	Since Colosimo bit it, I gotta keep an eye out for his friends.
and a lot more. can we talk?	Sure. What's with the brick wall?
ya still owe me fifty bucks for the train ticket.	And a lot more. Can we talk?
i do right by johnny torrio and he does right by me.	Ya still owe me fifty bucks for the train ticket.
so chicago's been good to ya.	I do right by Johnny Torrio and he does right by me.
poor, yeah.	But not you.
i remember reading a poem in college. "sicily. poor, noble isle...".	Poor, yeah.
tell me about it.	I remember reading a poem in college. "Sicily. Poor, noble isle...".
the goddamned bastards.	Tell me about it.
got the same problem with my pop -- garlic. nothin' you can do.	The goddamned bastards.
you ever been near a meat packing plant? my father makes a couple million per, but the smell in his office is enough to make you puke.	Got the same problem with my pop -- garlic. Nothin' you can do.
charlie luciano.	You ever been near a meat packing plant? My father makes a couple million per, but the smell in his office is enough to make you puke.
i'm bobby clowes. kansas city.	Charlie Luciano.
boo-boo.	Not another word.
hey, i ignore my wife too. but on our honeymoon i paid attention.	Boo-Boo.
the commission don't decide how i spend my honeymoon.	Hey, I ignore my wife too. But on our honeymoon I paid attention.
tell me something, meyer. how can you get up at dawn to walk on the beach if you're on your honeymoon?	The commission don't decide how I spend my honeymoon.
we have a commission. if there's a dispute over territory, the commission decides.	Tell me something, Meyer. How can you get up at dawn to walk on the beach if you're on your honeymoon?
you scare me, charlie.	Maybe that's why I'm the Boss.
why should you be payin' me when we're all equals?	You scare me, Charlie.
whatever you say, boss.	No, Al. Whatever we say. We're all Bosses here. We don' need another.
maybe you better hear what i got to say first.	Whatever you say, Boss.
but from now on it's lucky's spot.	Maybe you better hear what I got to say first.
that ain't exactly been the lucky spot lately.	But from now on it's Lucky's spot.
up here, boss.	That ain't exactly been the lucky spot lately.
what do you mean?	Scared.
i guess i am. just a little.	What do you mean?
up down. down up. it's the same. you see things through both eyes.	I guess I am. Just a little.
no. not everything.	Up down. Down up. It's the same. You see things through both eyes.
and now you have everything.	No. Not everything.
i came into this world flat on my ass.	And now you have everything.
life knocked me back.	I came into this world flat on my ass.
so what happened?	Life knocked me back.
i had everything. once.	So what happened?
are you frightened?	Why should I be?
an intelligent plan, mr. luciano, but listen to me well. it can be ruined in a single careless moment. keep your feet on the ground and your high opinion of yourself under your hat.	Don't worry. I got friends to take care of that.
we'll start small. when we got 'em lined up, we increase the supply a bit at a time. only sell the best stuff. and keep the price high, 'cause ya know how folks hate the taste of cheap booze.	An intelligent plan, Mr. Luciano, but listen to me well. It can be ruined in a single careless moment. Keep your feet on the ground and your high opinion of yourself under your hat.
precisely. we are the true entrepreneurs, and prohibition is the greatest opportunity we shall ever have. america is begging to be taken like an overripe virgin, but they're still fighting over the crumbs of little italy.	We'll start small. When we got 'em lined up, we increase the supply a bit at a time. Only sell the best stuff. And keep the price high, 'cause ya know how folks hate the taste of cheap booze.
their asses are here, but their fuckin' heads are still in sicily.	Precisely. We are the true entrepreneurs, and Prohibition is the greatest opportunity we shall ever have. America is begging to be taken like an overripe virgin, but they're still fighting over the crumbs of Little Italy.
i got my partner in there!	I cannot bear to look at that hideous suit one minute more.
could we step outside?	I got my partner in there!
i ain't mad. i ain't even surprised. but i can't let ya fuck me. on the other hand, if ya got needs beyond the thirty-five, i'll advance it to you against our next deal on the same terms.	Could we step outside?
scotch is a very valuable commodity these days.	Mr. Rothstein, Can I be frank? You're a gambler, and I know you've had losses. I also know you could sell to Maranzano or Masseria for fifty G's, but nobody sells to those guys once. So if ya really got another buyer, and ya wanna welch, I ain't gonna beef.
when my money moves, i go with it.	I trust Mr. Johnson filled you in on the revisions.
we could lose the deal!	If we have to.
from your mouth ta god's ear.	He's got a line on the good stuff.
tommy reina. good pal. better partner.	From your mouth ta God's ear.
four-twenty-eight.	What's that divided four ways?
when the stiff's an irish, the cops take it kinda personal.	Can't we get a couple whores over?
it consoles the bereaved family ta see the perpetrator take his load of juice. we try to oblige.	But if ya can't catch the guys...
when you're investigatin', how long ya keep at it?	It consoles the bereaved family ta see the perpetrator take his load of juice. We try to oblige.
lad, i'm a busy man. july's always a big month for murder. fella named barone turned up just this mornin', throat cut ear to ear.  black hand.	When you're investigatin', how long ya keep at it?
he was around...	Lad, I'm a busy man. July's always a big month for murder. Fella named Barone turned up just this mornin', throat cut ear to ear.  Black Hand.
shane was a friend of yours?	He was around...
you havin' any luck findin' out who did him?	Shane was a friend of yours?
they told me you wanted to talk about this shane business.	You havin' any luck findin' out who did him?
who hired the bastard?	Maranzano. Ta ice you.
mad dog coll's in town on a job.	Who hired the bastard?
how's bugsy doin'?	Tommy Reina's hauntin' his dreams. But he'll do his job.
masseria's tryin' ta find a way around ya. but his patience won't hold out much longer.	How's Bugsy doin'?
you got men on profaci's place?	We got our boys paintin' the house next door. Around the clock. We're gonna keep old man Profaci alive if it takes twenty coats.
masseria's confused. he can't figure whether you're workin' for maranzano, or gettin' ready to kill the bastard. so he's spreadin' the word that you're goin' after profaci because it happened on his turf. i figure masseria's gonna try to rub out profaci, and pin it on us. then maranzano will have to kill ya.	You got men on Profaci's place?
he's hidin'. word's out tommy reina's goin' over ta maranzano.	Get word to Maranzano. I want a meet. Alone. On neutral turf.
bastard didn't even show.	He's hidin'. Word's out Tommy Reina's goin' over ta Maranzano.
but maranzano's got the men and the brains.	Which is why he doesn't need us.
the deal's too good, frankie	What are ya thinkin', Charlie?
does maranzano have to kiss you on the lips before you'll take his goddamn money?	If he's gonna fuck me up the ass!
sure, frankie. fuck me. fuck meyer. fuck arnold rothstein who's made us all rich. all so you can be an fuckin' honorary sicilian!	Does Maranzano have to kiss you on the lips before you'll take his goddamn money?
i think maranzano's talkin' a hell of a deal.	Sure, Frankie. Fuck me. Fuck Meyer. Fuck Arnold Rothstein who's made us all rich. All so you can be an fuckin' honorary Sicilian!
no disrespect, tommy, but why would mr. arnold rothstein wanna do business with bums like us?	Why ya always gotta go lookin' for a gift in the mouth of the horse?
where'd ya get this funny ravioli?	Ya ignorant Guinea, it's kreplach.
you ain't even a man yet.	That ain't what your mama said.
how much longer we gotta be shut up in this fuckin' sweatbox?	Long as Charlie says.
we're gonna be the winning side. it's like rothstein said about that guy in austria. we're gonna use maranzano and masseria. let 'em knock each other bloody. and then, when everybody's screamin' for peace, we step in to make it. what they're fight in' over, everybody will beg us to take.	I thought we just wanted to be left alone to run our business.
i'm sorry, but i sleep better when i know i'm with the winning side.	We're gonna be the winning side. It's like Rothstein said about that guy in Austria. We're gonna use Maranzano and Masseria. Let 'em knock each other bloody. And then, when everybody's screamin' for peace, we step in to make it. What they're fight in' over, everybody will beg us to take.
mr. costello handles our business with the government agencies.	That's it.
well...	Mr. Costello handles our business with the government agencies.
a hundred-seven bucks too much. any kid who drops an extra dime is gonna be talkin' to moliari.	Ya mean we're so rich we're broke?
i'm gonna lose you, charlie.	It'll all be over tomorrow. No more wars. No more killin'. Just livin' normal like everybody else.  You'll be stuck with me for good.
i'm doin' business here!	But there's...
charlie?	I'm doin' business here!
would it be painful for you?	It always is.
a lot of shit came out of me in the hospital. i'm sorry you got hit by it.	You must be feeling better, if you're looking for sex again.
i'm very sorry... i didn't...	Oh, God. Don't start actin' like a fuckin' wife on me.
if i look weak now, it's over.	I'm very sorry... I didn't...
london?	My friends have a country house we can use for a while.
i booked passage to london.	London?
so you all make the same mistakes?	Gives us something in common.
ya never tell a guy about a broad.	So you all make the same mistakes?
you could have stopped him.	Ya never tell a guy about a broad.
why? you're the innocent one.	Guess I'm too confused to think.
have you thought about this?	Why? You're the innocent one.
it's too late.	Have you thought about this?
you got something to hide?	It's too late.
it's a mask.	You got something to hide?
why do you bother with perfume when you smell like this?	It's a mask.
same here.	You're sure?
i needed to see you again.	Same here.
something came up.	I needed to see you again.
i was calling yesterday.	Something came up.
luciano.	I was calling yesterday.
i'm already late.	For what?
come on. it's christmas. at least stay for breakfast.	I'm already late.
i must be going.	Come on. It's Christmas. At least stay for breakfast.
what's the matter?	I must be going.
you here with bobby?	No. I'm here with you.
for being a bootlegger?	For being a man.
no. they envy you.	For being a bootlegger?
i can just imagine.	No. They envy you.
inside, they were talking of you.	I can just imagine.
julius caesar never took no vote.	And maybe that's why he ended up dead in the streets of Rome.
charlie, i'm from the old country, and these american ways get me sometimes confused. you tellin' us you refuse the title of boss of all the bosses?	I don't care what anybody calls me, Joe. Long as it ain't to dirty. And if you fellas get together every year and say, "Charlie, we still want you to run things for us", I ain't gonna insult ya by sayin' no.
we'll make 'em, and we'll enforce 'em. all of us. together. we all get one vote. includin' me.	Charlie, I'm from the old country, and these American ways get me sometimes confused. You tellin' us you refuse the title of Boss of All the Bosses?
who'll make the rules?	We'll make 'em, and we'll enforce 'em. All of us. Together. We all get one vote. Includin' me.
as long as ya got one top boss, somebody else's always gonna be looking to knock him off. and that's war on top of war.	Who'll make the rules?
come on, charlie. we gotta have a top guy. otherwise these wars ain't never gonna stop.	As long as ya got one top Boss, somebody else's always gonna be looking to knock him off. And that's war on top of war.
charlie!	I do this for you, and you'll leave me and my guys alone. Be the fuckin' Boss of all the other Bosses, but we are gonna be our own Bosses.
is there a fuckin' point comin' up anytime soon?	Seein' he loved the experience so much, I think we outta give him the pleasure again.
it's just that maranzano's the only bastard i ever heard brag about gettin' audited by the irs. he came out clean, so he thinks his shit don't stink.	Is there a fuckin' point comin' up anytime soon?
what's your problem?	It's just that Maranzano's the only bastard I ever heard brag about gettin' audited by the IRS. He came out clean, so he thinks his shit don't stink.
meyer, ain't anybody ever told you ya look more like a bookkeeper than a fuckin' mobster?	What's your problem?
who?	Tommy Reina.
we can get the war started tomorrow, but it won't be pretty.	Who?
the fat man's scared. scared of us, and scared without us. same with maranzano. we gotta get their minds back on each other. this fuckin' peace is killin' us.	We can get the war started tomorrow, but it won't be pretty.
tommy reina's gone over to maranzano, but so far masseria ain't lifted a finger,	The fat man's scared. Scared of us, and scared without us. Same with Maranzano. We gotta get their minds back on each other. This fuckin' peace is killin' us.
it'll just be a few minutes.	I NEED THE TWENTY!
you bastards, i said twenty!	It'll just be a few minutes.
you're getting' 10 cc's	I told you twenty!
it's not myself i'm worried about.	I'll do fine.
after all this time i'd think you'd know me better, meyer.	It's not myself I'm worried about.
your honeymoon, meyer?	Might as well put the time to use.
i'm gettin' married in six weeks. i'll already be in atlantic city which is probably the best place to do it anyway.	Your honeymoon, Meyer?
how soon can we pull this off?	I'm gettin' married in six weeks. I'll already be in Atlantic City which is probably the best place to do it anyway.
so we end up with everybody but the two bosses, at our meet. we ain't sayin' we're the leaders, but we're leadin'.	How soon can we pull this off?
i'll handle the boss.	So we end up with everybody but the two Bosses, at our meet. We ain't sayin' we're the leaders, but we're leadin'.
and if we don't invite maranzano, we can't invite masseria. guys don't wanna be choosin' sides.	I'll handle the Boss.
like don maranzano.	And if we don't invite Maranzano, we can't invite Masseria. Guys don't wanna be choosin' sides.
italians, jews, irish. one big party. course, some guys don't get along.	Like Don Maranzano.
like a party for all our friends.	Italians, Jews, Irish. One big party. Course, some guys don't get along.
we need to put together a meet for the whole country. we all got the same problems. we could talk. meet the guys we don't know. lift a few with the guys we do.	Like a party for all our friends.
good. 'cause every time you start thinkin', we end up makin' money.	We need to put together a meet for the whole country. We all got the same problems. We could talk. Meet the guys we don't know. Lift a few with the guys we do.
i been thinkin'...	Good. 'Cause every time you start thinkin', we end up makin' money.
i'll talk to nucky. get you set up like the fuckin' prince of wales.	I been thinkin'...
we're going to atlantic city for the honeymoon.	I'll talk to Nucky. Get you set up like the fuckin' Prince of Wales.
whatta ya mean? it's great!	We're going to Atlantic City for the honeymoon.
guess i'm not a single type guy.	Whatta ya mean? It's great!
well, good. woman like that you don't have to keep an eye on.	Guess I'm not a single type guy.
no. we ain't even...	Well, good. Woman like that you don't have to keep an eye on.
married? to anna?  you ain't got her in trouble?	No. We ain't even...
it's nothin'. i'm gettin' married.	Married? To Anna?  You ain't got her in trouble?
meyer.	It's nothin'. I'm gettin' married.
at least masseria plays by the rules. maranzano thinks he's god, and the rules don't apply.	Without us, Masseria don't stand a chance, and he knows it.
we'll figure out something.	I'm supposed to be at my old man's for Christmas dinner at eight.
so what is the problem?	The minute we sell out to Maranzano, that bastard is gonna have you knocked off.
bugsy, you and i don't need to be in business with maranzano. we got more jobs than we can handle. that's not the problem.	So what is the problem?
meyer just finished the books.	A million bucks. In the last six months.
you fellas got names?	Lansky. Meyer Lansky. And that's Bugsy Siegel ya got there.
we're gonna change it, bugs. once we get rid of the dons, the commission's gonna rule. no more wars. no more vendettas. no more boss of all the bosses.	Yeah. And no more Tommy Reina.
why's it gotta be tommy!	Masseria won't have any choice but to trust you. And as long as we keep the Boss alive, Maranzano can't win without you.
maranzano will think masseria ordered the hit, and won't have no choice but to start the war.	Why's it gotta be Tommy!
what you mean? tommy ain't done nothin'.	Maranzano will think Masseria ordered the hit, and won't have no choice but to start the war.
we got exactly two choices, maranzano or masseria.	They don't give a shit about us!
come off it, bugs.	Ben-jamin.
come off it, bugs.	Come off it, Bugs.
yeah. so who the fuck does?	Come on. Tell us, Shitface.
you can't kill me. you gave your word, charlie.	So? I'll get Bugs ta do it.
one move pardner, and you're a dead man.	You can't kill me. You gave your word, Charlie.
come on, charlie. we got business.	Couple hands. No harm in it.
sure. but ya got a deck a cards? i wanna play some klob.	Come on, Charlie. We got business.
not stupid. fat.	Shit. When I was comin' up, bein' fat meant ya had somethin' ta eat. Guy looked like you, people felt sorry for 'em. Right, Gerardo?
the kid just called me stupid.	Not stupid. Fat.
when ya got all that blood workin' in your belly, it ain't upstairs where it needs to be.	The kid just called me stupid.
ya did good. i ain't seen the boss so happy in weeks.	Look at this boy. He hardly eats. Like that fella killed Caesar.
lobster fra diavolo. spaghetti with red clam sauce. antipasto. and pastry that'll make you wanna go home and slap your sweet mama.	Ya did good. I ain't seen the Boss so happy in weeks.
but that's an hour's drive.	Lobster Fra Diavolo. Spaghetti with red clam sauce. Antipasto. And pastry that'll make you wanna go home and slap your sweet mama.
we gotta talk in private. i got a friend in coney island who's gonna open his restaurant just for us.	But that's an hour's drive.
a mother-fuckin' peace conference.	We gotta talk in private. I got a friend in Coney Island who's gonna open his restaurant just for us.
every successor will owe his loyalty to us. together we take out maranzano, and each family gets a piece of his operation.	A mother-fuckin' peace conference.
take one of 'em out, and they'll all line up against us.	Not if they all die at once.
they're friends of our enemy.	Take one of 'em out, and they'll all line up against us.
you can't fuck with them. they're heads of families!	They're friends of our enemy.
joe profaci. carlo gambino. vinnie mangano. joe bananas. they all gotta die.	You can't fuck with them. They're heads of families!
what are ya thinkin'?	Joe Profaci. Carlo Gambino. Vinnie Mangano. Joe Bananas. They all gotta die.
tell me, charlie. please.	Why should I go against you, Boss? Nobody can handle this business like you. Maranzano'll never know the crap that you forget. He's got no business bein' Boss. The idea makes me wanna puke. You're the Boss, an it's gonna stay that way.
you got no fuckin' choice. you might be able to stay alive, but you're never gonna win the war from these fuckin' rat holes.	Tell me, Charlie. Please.
how can i trust you when you look at me like that?	You got no fuckin' choice. You might be able to stay alive, but you're never gonna win the war from these fuckin' rat holes.
so tell me when i ain't done it.	How can I trust you when you look at me like that?
i'm still the boss of all the bosses! and you'll do what i say!	So tell me when I ain't done it.
if i wanted ta kill ya, i woulda done it long ago. it's not like you ain't given me reason.	I'm still the Boss of All the Bosses! And you'll do what I say!
you gotta plan these things.	And I got it all planned.
you and vito are gonna pull that payroll job. right now.	You gotta plan these things.
money don't mean shit!	Didn't know you felt that way.
that little party's gonna make you a lotta money.	MONEY DON'T MEAN SHIT!
and what went on your little party in atlantic city. i got ears.	That little party's gonna make you a lotta money.
i know about you.	And what went on your little party in Atlantic City. I got ears.
boss, i got all the time you need.	I know about you.
wassa matter, mr. big shot. don't have time for my business no more?	Boss, I got all the time you need.
where we headed?	Wassa matter, Mr. Big Shot. Don't have time for my business no more?
so fuck him. i don't care anymore. let him come.	So he can talk to all the families behind your back? Maybe have his own meet at 3:00 AM under the goddamn boardwalk? No. You're too smart for a sucker play.
you know that if you come, we gotta invite maranzano.	So fuck him. I don't care anymore. Let him come.
what the fuck does that mean?	You know that if you come, we gotta invite Maranzano.
he'll know you were smart enough to stay away, boss.	What the fuck does that mean?
he'll think something's wrong i ain't there.	He'll know you were smart enough to stay away, Boss.
he's trying to make it.	He'll think something's wrong I ain't there.
tommy tells me that capone's coming in from chicago.	He's trying to make it.
this business is about taking risks.	Calculated risks. But Boss, this one don't calculate.
i got a place for you. in my family... or in the cemetery.	Never threaten me, Boss.
i know. when the storm hits, it don't pay to be caught outside.	I got a place for you. In my family... or in the cemetery.
you're a smart boy, charlie, but there's somethin' you ain't learned yet. a man needs a family.	I know. When the storm hits, it don't pay to be caught outside.
you tryin' ta tell me something? i don't come to a meet with a weapon unless it's with an enemy.	See if these two are my friends.
you boys carryin' pieces?	You tryin' ta tell me something? I don't come to a meet with a weapon unless it's with an enemy.
it's only us and sonny. hey, sonny. come on out.	You boys carryin' pieces?
what's with the banquet? this is supposed to be a private meet.	It's only us and Sonny. Hey, Sonny. Come on out.
i'm glad ya come.	What's with the banquet? This is supposed to be a private meet.
whatta ya mean, boss?	Ya piss like a man.
i like that.	Whatta ya mean, Boss?
yeah. yeah. i bet ya feed maranzano that same line.	I like that.
if ever i need a boss, joe.	Yeah. Yeah. I bet ya feed Maranzano that same line.
forget it. that's past.	No matter what you say to me Salvatore, you are my bambino.
you disrespect our tradition.	Boss, we got our own tradition. We call it treatin' your friends right, and not bein' a pig for every scrap of glory.
tell it to the calabrian. tell it to the jews.	You disrespect our tradition.
what makes you think i give a damn about that sicilian crap?	Tell it to the Calabrian. Tell it to the Jews.
i will be the boss of all bosses.	What makes you think I give a damn about that Sicilian crap?
the guy doin' the job names the price. if you don't like it, you can kill masseria yourself.	I will be the Boss of All Bosses.
the terms will be mine.	The guy doin' the job names the price. If you don't like it, you can kill Masseria yourself.
keep my terms and i won't be your enemy.	The terms will be mine.
we must be friends, charlie.	Keep my terms and I won't be your enemy.
you and me both. sal-va-to-re.	We must be friends, Charlie.
salvatore. always holding himself above.	You and me both. Sal-va-to-re.
they do what i tell 'em.	Salvatore. Always holding himself above.
even the beasts of the earth know who rightfully reigns.	They do what I tell 'em.
at first, it will hurt you. but you will come to understand and we will be strong together.	You're fuckin' crazy. You're all fuckin' crazy!
no worry, charlie. i will kill them for you. no one will know.	At first, it will hurt you. But you will come to understand and we will be strong together.
i don't fuck my partners.	No worry, Charlie. I will kill them for you. No one will know.
if you give him the chance, lansky will betray you like judas.	I don't fuck my partners.
conditions have changed. some people have become too powerful.	I'll take care of the Boss.
coming with me will be a delicate matter. we will work it out. but charlie...	Conditions have changed. Some people have become too powerful.
that's why i'm here.	Coming with me will be a delicate matter. We will work it out. But Charlie...
we learn from life.	That's why I'm here.
i found that out.	We learn from life.
tell me, my son. why did you go with giuseppe? he's not our kind.	I found that out.
and the jews?	Share with them as you wish. Do business with them on your own. But no filthy Jew will ever be a brother to me.
your calabrian friend, i will accept. at least costello eats pasta like us.	And the Jews?
i got partners.	Your Calabrian friend, I will accept. At least Costello eats pasta like us.
you get fifteen percent.	I got partners.
what about the share.	You get fifteen percent.
we combine everything. you are my second in command.	What about the share.
sittin' around gives me the piles. you got a proposition?	We combine everything. You are my second in command.
the internal revenue came to my offices. i turned over all my ledgers. they found nothing. charlie, i am a businessman.	Sittin' around gives me the piles. You got a proposition?
he's an animal!	He's the Boss of all the Bosses, and I respect him.
an' masseria's got seven hundred.	He's an animal!
i have six hundred. soldiers. and more every week off the boat.	An' Masseria's got seven hundred.
i've got friends.	I have six hundred. Soldiers. And more every week off the boat.
and how many soldiers do you have?	I've got friends.
don, you talk about honor, but you mean vendetta. killin' an' more killin' until nobody can remember how it all started.	And how many soldiers do you have?
mussolini is raping sicily like every roman before him. so our brothers are coming to america. soldiers willing to fight and die. men who know the meaning of honor.	Don, you talk about honor, but you mean vendetta. Killin' an' more killin' until nobody can remember how it all started.
salvatore. my young caesar. first me, sallie. then you.	The name's Charlie.
then perhaps you need to know me.	Don, I'd be honored.
not a lot ta know.	Then perhaps you need to know me.
i must know more of you, my son.	Not a lot ta know.
good liquor draws a good crowd.	I must know more of you, my son.
i've heard so much about this club of yours. i had to come and see.	Good liquor draws a good crowd.
don maranzano. welcome.	I've heard so much about this club of yours. I had to come and see.
and what do you want out of this?	A peaceful and prosperous retirement.
bring order out of chaos. if you lead... they'll follow.	And what do you want out of this?
so change it.	Bring order out of chaos. If you lead... they'll follow.
that's just what i'm sick of. everybody lookin' ta knock somebody off! greedy for what you got. a bunch of fuckin' hogs at the trough.	So change it.
the big picture.	That's just what I'm sick of. Everybody lookin' ta knock somebody off! Greedy for what you got. A bunch of fuckin' hogs at the trough.
talk english. okay? i did lousy at school.	The Big Picture.
strategy.	Talk English. Okay? I did lousy at school.
okay. i'm listening.	A hundred years ago Austria was run by a prince named Metternich. Austria was weak, and it's neighbors were strong. But they were ruled by passionate men, while Metternich was ruthless and brilliant. If one country got too strong, he rallied an alliance against it. He would lead all of Europe to the brink of war, then bring the enemies together and forge the peace.
not by scurrying around like a puppies in a roomful of elephants.	Okay. I'm listening.
we can operate around these guys.	Not by scurrying around like a puppies in a roomful of elephants.
you think this is a coincidence? next week half your customers will be buying their scotch, our scotch, from maranzano. in a month, he'll be in scotland talking to my distillers, because you can't move product. i'll be out of business, and you'll be working for maranzano.	We can operate around these guys.
we were overdue to get hit.	You think this is a coincidence? Next week half your customers will be buying their Scotch, our Scotch, from Maranzano. In a month, he'll be in Scotland talking to my distillers, because you can't move product. I'll be out of business, and you'll be working for Maranzano.
thank you for keeping me informed.	We were overdue to get hit.
masseria's been after me too.	Thank you for keeping me informed.
and if i had known, i would have warned you to expect this. we could have prepared.	Masseria's been after me too.
i turned him down flat.	And if I had known, I would have warned you to expect this. We could have prepared.
why didn't you tell me that maranzano had made you an offer?	I turned him down flat.
i'm a hard guy. i done more jobs than alla you combined. and i never said no. not once. but dammit i don't understand why the hell we gotta kill our friends!	Because the world ain't big enough for the Dons. So we gotta choose between our friends and ourselves. It ain't the way I'd make the world, but that's the way it is.
guess i'm just lucky.	That's just what they're calling ya pal. Lucky Luciano.
everybody's talkin' about ya, charlie. first time anybody ever got took for a ride and lived.	Guess I'm just lucky.
maranzano wants you dead.	Yeah. But he needs me alive.
so we're gonna knock 'em both off?	If it comes to that. Yeah.
masseria's scared. he might make our deal.	We can't sell out to those guys. They ain't businessmen!
i'll knock 'em in, charlie. i can do it. blow his fuckin' head off. get rid of the bastard for good.	You wouldn't live out the week.
johnson's still on board. even maranzano won't screw with nucky in atlantic city. but everywhere else, we got nothing but problems.	I'll knock 'em in, Charlie. I can do it. Blow his fuckin' head off. Get rid of the bastard for good.
forget it.	Fuck 'em.
jesus.	Hell. It's been four days!
sorry, charlie. i gotta get my johnson worked tonight.	Jesus.
come on. be polite.	Sorry, Charlie. I gotta get my Johnson worked tonight.
where's the stiff?	Come on. Be polite.
let 'em kill each other off! why should we care?	There won't be any way to stay out of it.
those fucks can't leave each other alone. maranzano and masseria ain't gonna be satisfied until one of 'em starts a war.	Let 'em kill each other off! Why should we care?
spare us.	I think these rich shits -- no offense Bobby -- are so dead below the waist that they gotta ride around all day swingin' at each other ta get their broads hot.
wanna know what i think?	Spare us.
shuddup.	Wanna know what I think?
know somethin'? this stuff's just kick-the-can on ponies.	Shuddup.
one hundred thousand. no... three hundred thousand.	Now that's a hard number.
anything ain't a very hard number.	One hundred thousand. No... three hundred thousand.
anything!	Anything ain't a very hard number.
what's it worth to ya, boss?	Anything!
kill them! kill them!	What's it worth to ya, Boss?
what a cozy little scene.	Kill them! Kill them!
luciano is dead?	Open a window. Every newsboy in town's screamin' about it.
i'm comin' for my twenty thousand.	Luciano is dead?
yes?	I'm comin' for my twenty thousand.
but only on purpose, tommy.	This is nice. I mean it.
you're fuckin' crazy.	But only on purpose, Tommy.
kinda early for christmas, bugs.	A Jew's gotta let his heart tell him when ta give his presents.
take any one ya like.	Kinda early for Christmas, Bugs.
guess so. ya got a minute? i got somethin' for ya.	Take any one ya like.
awww... deep down i'm a bastard, but when ya got eight kids ya can't make enemies.	Guess so. Ya got a minute? I got somethin' for ya.
best we got.	Awww... deep down I'm a bastard, but when ya got eight kids ya can't make enemies.
that a jew compliment?	Best we got.
know something tommy? you're a mensch.	That a Jew compliment?
just wanted ta say hello.	Know something Tommy? You're a mensch.
jeez, bugsy. ya like ta scared the crap outta me.	Just wanted ta say hello.
"4/17: subject, when unaware of observation, prefers to hold eating utensils...with feet. successfully carves turkey roll holding eating utensils...with feet."	They had a case like that at Johns Hopkins. Wires got crossed between hands and feet.
julie, that stuff probably saved his life.	I can't explain this, Alice, but I'm not so sure it did. It's as if...he's <u>not Stu</u> any more. The Stu I love is gone! <i></i> He spends all his time in the garage. He says he's...autographing.
the thing is, i'm responsible for the way he's acting. it's the nightmare juice. it's got to be.	Julie, that stuff probably saved his life.
most we've ever used is half a cc.	Five CC's.
what's the maximum safe dose?	Most we've ever used is half a CC.
left-handed, he was <u>funny</u>. he'd been doing all this scary, intense work...then he found out he could draw this stuff, and make me laugh, and he liked that. <i></i> and then the nightmares just...stopped.	Wow - two guys in the same brain. - Which one did you fall in love with?
monkeybone?	Left-handed, he was <u>funny</u>. He'd been doing all this scary, intense work...then he found out he could draw this stuff, and make me laugh, and he liked that. <i></i> And then the nightmares just...stopped.
i'm serious. it was bicameral disjunction - right brain and left brain out of balance. he was a rightie, so i made him switch the pencil to his left hand. just to see what'd come out.	Monkeybone?
what?	I'm serious. It was bicameral disjunction - right brain and left brain out of balance. He was a rightie, so I made him switch the pencil to his left hand. Just to see what'd come out.
switch hands.	What?
how do you get from <u>here</u> - to <u>there</u>?	Switch hands.
he hadn't gotten a good night's sleep in years. the nightmares would wake him up, and he'd start right in painting... <i></i> that boy looked like pluperfect hell.	How do you get from <u>here</u> - to <u>there</u>?
jesus, honey...he always joked about you <u>curing</u> him, but i never realized what you cured him <u>from</u>.	He hadn't gotten a good night's sleep in years. The nightmares would wake him up, and he'd start right in painting... <i></i> That boy looked like pluperfect hell.
yeah...before your time.	Jesus, honey...he always joked about you <u>curing</u> him, but I never realized what you cured him <u>from</u>.
when he first came in to the sleep lab?	Yeah...before your time.
stu. that was right about the time we met.	When he first came in to the sleep lab?
who did this?	Stu. That was right about the time we met.
special occasion?	I don't know. I guess it was...
oh, poor buster. he hasn't been fed in a day and a half. let me get some food...	Special occasion?
now don't pick a fight. i'm staying over.	Oh, poor Buster. He hasn't been fed in a day and a half. Let me get some food...
aw, buck up. have another 'tini.	I'm sick of martinis. I'm sick of the waiting, and the carnival rides, and watching people's <u>nightmares</u>. And of course, I need not <u>add</u> -
three months, bull. three months tonight. three months since the accident - and i'm no closer to going home than i was then.	Aw, buck up. Have another 'tini.
hey, stu, why so glum? everybody loves a good humiliation nightmare.	Three months, Bull. Three months tonight. Three months since the accident - and I'm no closer to going home than I was then.
i was, uh, just getting ready to leave...	Yo, Jumbo. We got us some kind of <u>ventriloquist</u> here.
i didn't say anything.	I was, uh, just getting ready to leave...
<i></i> i beg your pardon?	I didn't say anything.
sad commentary, huh?	<i></i> I beg your pardon?
jeez, it all looks like bad late-night cable.	Sad commentary, huh?
stu miley.	Yeah, I've seen a few of your dreams. You're quite a celebrity down here.
dark town. land of nightmares. i'm bull.	Stu Miley.
olive. - where exactly am i?	Dark Town. Land of nightmares. I'm Bull.
olive or eyeball?	Olive. - Where exactly am I?
uhh - martini?	Olive or eyeball?
yeah, i know - picasso. <u>guernica</u>, right? that's what everybody says - although personally, i don't see the resemblance. what are you drinking?	Uhh - martini?
animals? what <u>kind</u> of animals?	Yeah, I know - Picasso. <u>Guernica</u>, right? That's what everybody says - although personally, I don't see the resemblance. What are you drinking?
chasing me - animals - horrible -	Animals? What <u>kind</u> of animals?
death! thank you!	Thank me next time you see me.
it's irregular, but...i just love that strip of yours. i figure i'll take the "family circus" guy instead.	Death! Thank you!
back? you're sending me back?	It's irregular, but...I just love that strip of yours. I figure I'll take the "Family Circus" guy instead.
back in your head, where he belongs. <i></i> no offense, stu, but on your own you're kinda vanilla. i didn't want to send you back without him.	Back? You're sending me back?
hey. where's monkeybone?	Back in your head, where he belongs. <i></i> No offense, Stu, but on your own you're kinda vanilla. I didn't want to send you back without him.
i dress up when i want to make an impression. - so how'd it go?	Fine, thanks. Saw my girl, said goodbye, everything's gonna be okay. <i></i> I guess I'm yours now.
death!!	I dress up when I want to make an impression. - So how'd it go?
<i>de nada</i>. now, come here...bend over...before i change my mind.	Bend over?
coming from you, that's quite a compliment.	<i>De nada</i>. Now, come here...bend over...before I change my mind.
if it wasn't for that comic strip of yours, i wouldn't be doing this. but a good chuckle is darned hard to come by. <i></i> that one where monkeybone stole the soap cake out of the urinal - i thought i would die.	Coming from you, that's quite a compliment.
well - you'd need a body.	If it wasn't for that comic strip of yours, I wouldn't be doing this. But a good chuckle is darned hard to come by. <i></i> That one where Monkeybone stole the soap cake out of the urinal - I thought I would die.
death, i'm trying to make things right. take my soul. turn me into a paper doll. but give me just one lousy hour.	Well - you'd need a body.
i'm a simple man. i'm just doing my job. i <u>enjoy</u> my job. why does everyone want to make it difficult for me? stealing tickets, switching bodies...it is <u>so</u> <u>irresponsible</u>.	Death, I'm trying to make things right. Take my soul. Turn me into a paper doll. But give me just one lousy hour.
i have a girl up there. and i never - i should've - i just want to tell her i love her.	I'm a simple man. I'm just doing my job. I <u>enjoy</u> my job. Why does everyone want to make it difficult for me? Stealing tickets, switching bodies...it is <u>so</u> <u>irresponsible</u>.
<u>why</u>??	I have a girl up there. And I never - I should've - I just want to tell her I love her.
i'm not going to tell you that. i wanted that e- ticket. i wanted it so bad i'd stare <u>you</u> right in the face to get it - and i'd do the same again.	<u>Why</u>??
oh, sure. now you're gonna tell me it was all <u>his</u> idea. you were completely innocent -	I'm not going to tell you that. I wanted that E- ticket. I wanted it so bad I'd stare <u>you</u> right in the face to get it - and I'd do the same again.
you're mad at me. great. you have every right to be. but we're both mad at dark town. we're both mad at hypnos.	Oh, sure. Now you're gonna tell me it was all <u>his</u> idea. You were completely innocent -
three months. <i></i> there's always some brain damage. but at three months...the chances of coming back shrink dramatically with every day.	I want him to have every chance, Doctor. We can certainly give it...three months.
comas are unpredictable. he could wake up today, tomorrow, a month from now...	Honey, I have to clarify this. The thing is, Dr. Edelstein, my brother has an absolute <u>horror</u> of doctors - hospitals - needles - all of it -
can you give me a realistic idea...of how long this is going to last?	Comas are unpredictable. He could wake up today, tomorrow, a month from now...
at the moment, yes.	Can you give me a realistic idea...of how long this is going to last?
but these...machines are what's keeping him alive, is that right?	At the moment, yes.
he's held on this far. we can't do much but wait and see.	But these...machines are what's keeping him alive, is that right?
can you give us a realistic sense of my brother's chances?	He's held on this far. We can't do much but wait and see.
vital signs have stabilized. that's good.	Can you give us a realistic sense of my brother's chances?
i can't believe you. you used to hate being the center of attention. now you're proposing, in public, at a benefit.	Yeah, I was thinking...I mean, I'm a celebrity now, do I really want to get married? But on the other hand, if you're married, they can't testify against you.
got the ring. got the airline tickets. soon as they break that piata, we'll grab a cab - and it's off to the land of palm trees and coconuts.	I can't believe you. You used to hate being the center of attention. Now you're proposing, in public, at a benefit.
you're really gonna pop the question?	Got the ring. Got the airline tickets. Soon as they break that piata, we'll grab a cab - and it's off to the land of palm trees and coconuts.
i get it. we could give the public the impression that we were doing something... charitable. brilliant!!	And last...you remember Bill here, from the Bazoom Toy Company? He's got a little something I think you'll like.
well, nothing. it's a benefit. but we could probably get <u>people</u> and <u>entertainment tonight</u> to cover it.	I get it. We could give the public the impression that we were doing something... charitable. Brilliant!!
how much?	Well, nothing. It's a benefit. But we could probably get <u>People</u> and <u>Entertainment Tonight</u> to cover it.
oh, here's something. the city zoo is kicking off a fund-raising campaign. they wonder if you'd be willing to appear at a benefit.	How much?
less.	Oh, here's something. The city zoo is kicking off a fund-raising campaign. They wonder if you'd be willing to appear at a benefit.
i think it's a pig hair. <i></i> how much is mcdonald's offering?	Less.
what's the matter?	I think it's a pig hair. <i></i> How much is McDonald's offering?
so here's my idea. we do a giveaway at the zoo benefit. we get a big piata. we fill it with monkeybone dolls - <u>hundreds</u> of 'em.	A piata. That's a <u>great</u> idea!
my life was totally crappy, herb, and she... fixed it. she made me happy. which i'd never been. she loves me the way i am - <u>right now</u>. <i></i> i don't want everything to change. i don't want her saying yes to some big success. i just want her saying yes to me.	...In some weird way I respect that.
oh my god...you're proposing?	My life was totally crappy, Herb, and she... fixed it. She made me happy. Which I'd never been. She loves me the way I am - <u>right now</u>. <i></i> I don't want everything to change. I don't want her saying yes to some big success. I just want her saying yes to me.
i got the ring. <i></i> tonight's the night, herb. tonight's the night.	Oh my God...you're proposing?
why?	I got the ring. <i></i> Tonight's the night, Herb. Tonight's the night.
herb. <u>i have to go</u>.	Why?
being rich is <u>not a trap</u>. that is a dirty lie perpetuated by rich people to keep the failures from killing them.	Herb. <u>I have to go</u>.
i don't want to be rich. it's just a trap!	Being rich is <u>not a trap</u>. That is a dirty lie perpetuated by rich people to keep the failures from killing them.
do you know what kind of opportunity you have here? you gotta <u>strike</u>. i'm talking mansions. lamborghinis. champagne for mouthwash when you brush your teeth!	I don't want to be rich. It's just a trap!
herb, it's too much. it's all out of hand.	Do you know what kind of opportunity you have here? You gotta <u>strike</u>. I'm talking mansions. Lamborghinis. Champagne for mouthwash when you brush your teeth!
never proven. they're ready to pop for a pre- emptive endorsement. kids love burger god -	Herb, it's too much. It's all out of hand.
burger god. the ones that found the pig hair in the french fries?	Never proven. They're ready to pop for a pre- emptive endorsement. Kids love Burger God -
go? there's a potload of money here, pal. you got three major toy companies...you got the guys from burger god over here...	Burger God. The ones that found the pig hair in the french fries?
julie and i - we were just gonna go...	Go? There's a potload of money here, pal. You got three major toy companies...you got the guys from Burger God over here...
sorry, julie - won't be a minute. now stu - i know you don't like the idea, but you really ought to talk to these guys -	Julie and I - we were just gonna go...
the nightmare juice! it's gone! somebody switched it for a beaker of grape kool-aid!!	Kool-Aid!? But who'd would want to -
you know, julie, even if this works - which it probably won't - that stuff is tricky. you don't know what it'll do to his brain.	What'll it do if they pull the plug?
that's not going to stop his nightmare -	I don't want to <u>stop</u> the nightmare, Hutch. I want to crank it up. I want to take it right off the charts. I want to <u>scare him awake</u>.
no. i want to give him <u>more</u>. i want to give him a massive dose.	That's not going to stop his nightmare -
holy shit.	He's stuck in a loop - a nightmare loop. <i></i> Anybody here know what Oneirix is?
you're nuts! i'm a comic strip artist! what's he gonna do - draw <u>really scary cartoons</u>??	Oh, no, no, no. Y'see, Stu, as it happens, that girlfriend of yours figured out the chemical basis of bad dreams. And she just whipped up a big old batch of nightmare juice!
nobody wants to be a sidekick, stu. so one day he comes to us - he's got a proposition. we help him get your body...in return he gives us all the nightmares we want.	You're nuts! I'm a comic strip artist! What's he gonna do - draw <u>really scary cartoons</u>??
monkeybone...!?	Nobody wants to be a sidekick, Stu. So one day he comes to us - he's got a proposition. We help him get your body...in return he gives us all the nightmares we want.
the monkey, of course. it was his idea.	Monkeybone...!?
but <u>why me</u>? why'd you pick on <u>me</u>??	The monkey, of course. It was his idea.
it's simple, stu. we need nightmares - lots of 'em. so whenever we can swing it, we send a guy up to stimulate the flow...a <u>nightmare maker</u>! like steve here. poe. rasputin...we've been doing this all the way back to atilla and genghis khan!	But <u>why me</u>? Why'd you pick on <u>me</u>??
why'd you do it? what'd i ever do to you?!?	It's simple, Stu. We need nightmares - lots of 'em. So whenever we can swing it, we send a guy up to stimulate the flow...a <u>nightmare maker</u>! Like Steve here. Poe. Rasputin...we've been doing this all the way back to Atilla and Genghis Khan!
easy, pal! i was coming to congratulate you. it ain't easy snatching one of those e-tickets. steve here was the last guy to pull it off, and that musta been, what, 25 years ago...?	Why'd you do it? What'd I ever do to you?!?
you set me up!!	Easy, pal! I was coming to congratulate you. It ain't easy snatching one of those E-tickets. Steve here was the last guy to pull it off, and that musta been, what, 25 years ago...?
sorry, steve, maybe next time. and how's our new guest settling in - ?	YOU SET ME UP!!
no! don't you understand?? he's got my e-ticket! he's got my -	Sorry, Stu. It's all part of the deal. We've got <u>big plans</u> for that body of yours!
land of death. how do i get there?	Kid, listen: <u>that's all I'm saying</u>. And you didn't hear it from me.
oh, right. cheating death. there's <u>one thing</u> you might try. only one guy in <u>history</u> ever pulled it off. well, actually two. actually, no, there was that other guy who...well, <u>very few people</u> have done it.	Hyp, I'll do anything.
guys, i don't mean to be rude, but i only have eleven hours and fifty-three minutes to...	Oh, right. Cheating Death. There's <u>one thing</u> you might try. Only one guy in <u>history</u> ever pulled it off. Well, actually two. Actually, no, there was that other guy who...well, <u>very few people</u> have done it.
you're death's <u>brother</u>?	Oh yeah. Mr. By-the-book, Stick-Up-the-Ass, My- Way-or-the-Highway Death. Believe me - over the course of eternity, you get pretty damned tired of <u>that</u> schtick. <i></i> So I need a job. He sticks me in this broke-down amusement park, with a buncha animals to run it. I'm supposed to be <u>grateful</u>?
now death is not what you would call a people person, like me. death is a <u>putz</u> - and i should know. i'm his little brother.	You're Death's <u>brother</u>?
me? <u>me</u>, go crawling to death? my friend, it will be a cold, cold day in las vegas, nevada, before i go crawling to <u>that</u> piece of -	Now Death is not what you would call a people person, like me. Death is a <u>putz</u> - and I should know. I'm his little brother.
maybe you could talk to death!	Me? <u>Me</u>, go crawling to Death? My friend, it will be a cold, cold day in Las Vegas, Nevada, before I go crawling to <u>that</u> piece of -
stu, i like you personally, i admire your work, but i'm just the god of sleep. this is death's bailiwick.	Maybe you could talk to Death!
actually, stu, julie doesn't get to decide. that's why she was having the nightmare. <i></i> they're pulling the plug at nine am.	Nine AM! But that's - <u>twelve hours</u>.
besides, julie wouldn't...she'd never...	Actually, Stu, Julie doesn't get to decide. That's why she was having the nightmare. <i></i> They're pulling the plug at nine AM.
i think i...i'm about to... am i mistaken, or don't i get to... is there some...	Y'see, Stu, as I understand it, you made this pact with your sister...no life support?
it's a special kind of party. a <u>farewell</u> party. do you...get what i'm saying?	Farewell? You mean - you mean I'm -
tell me what?	It's a special kind of party. A <u>farewell</u> party. Do you...get what I'm saying?
kid - didn't they tell you about this party?	Tell me what?
uh huh. and?	Well, I have to get a message to her. I have to let her know I'm <u>okay</u>. Until I can get out of here...
mr. hypnos, i saw a dream. my girlfriend was having it. she dreamed they were pulling the plug on me. she was watching me <u>die</u>.	Uh huh. And?
wait a minute. stu miley, right? boys and girls ...mr. stu miley, in the <u>house</u>! <i></i> this is an <u>honor</u>. we see a lot of nightmares down here, but yours are like <u>caviar</u>, man. you da <u>shits</u>!!	Mr. Hypnos, I saw a dream. My girlfriend was having it. She dreamed they were pulling the plug on me. She was watching me <u>die</u>.
boy, the nuts are out tonight. what'd that creep call you - ?	He called me "Doc."
but the heirloom ring. your grandmother's ring...	Heirloom? Huh? You want a <u>used ring</u> - ?
it is new. why wouldn't it be new?	But the heirloom ring. Your grandmother's ring...
it looks so...<u>new</u>.	It is new. Why wouldn't it be new?
we'll hop a plane tonight. an island ceremony. an abba dabba honeymoon!	It looks so...<u>new</u>.
you're wearing a <u>topcoat</u>, stu. - where are your pants?	<u>Well</u>, Miss Smarty, if I didn't go out, I wouldn't <u>need</u> any pants. Now would I?
not me. nope. you must've been dreaming.	You're wearing a <u>topcoat</u>, Stu. - Where are your pants?
baby, don't lie. i know you went out.	Not me. Nope. You must've been dreaming.
me? nowhere. i was asleep.	Baby, don't lie. I know you went out.
stu? is that you? where did you <u>go</u>?	Me? Nowhere. I was asleep.
what's this about merchandising? you always hated merchandising!	Well, baby, I do, but to look at it from another angle...there's a <u>potload</u> of money here.
and speaking of which, here's the light of my life, the pert and saucy miss julie mcelroy.	I had to park two blocks away. Is something -
they only made the one episode. they've shown it about nineteen times.	I need a new PR guy.
oh yeah. there's just one thing i don't get. "monkeybone creator awakens from coma" that's a big story! that's front page news! but i can't find a <u>word</u> of coverage in this stinkin' rag! <i></i> hey. don't i have a tv show?	They only made the one episode. They've shown it about nineteen times.
i'm heading in to work, baby. are you sure you'll be okay?	Oh yeah. There's just one thing I don't get. "Monkeybone Creator Awakens from Coma" that's a big story! That's front page news! But I can't find a <u>word</u> of coverage in this stinkin' rag! <i></i> Hey. Don't I have a TV show?
priceless! priceless! this stuff just <u>kills</u> me!	I'm heading in to work, baby. Are you sure you'll be okay?
got a doctor on duty.	Well. As long as it's okay with Monkeybone -
you sure this is...medically advisable?	Got a doctor on duty.
ohhh, nothing.	You sure this is...medically advisable?
what are you watching?	Ohhh, nothing.
you're acting kind of...odd.	<i></i> In what way?
sure. why?	You're acting kind of...odd.
stu, are you...feeling okay?	Sure. Why?
bitchin' good cake.	Stu, are you...feeling okay?
meaning me, of course. i'm referring to myself. you have to assume monkeybone would be a pretty lucrative franchise...	Baby? Why don't you just...rest on the sofa for a minute. I'll be right back.
home sweet home, huh? actually, i was expecting something a little swankier. how much loot does old stu rake in, anyway?	Meaning me, of course. I'm referring to myself. You have to assume Monkeybone would be a pretty lucrative franchise...
oh, baby, i can't believe you're back.	Home sweet home, huh? Actually, I was expecting something a little swankier. How much loot does old Stu rake in, anyway?
what's the matter?	My <u>tail</u> itches.
baby...you're asking the wrong guy.	What's the matter?
oh, stu. tell me i'm not dreaming.	Baby...you're asking the wrong guy.
how was it? i don't recall.	It was great, baby. Let's get you to the ER.
stu?	Julie?... Hey, you <u>are</u> a looker.
i'm fine, baby. we're all okay. we were lucky.	I'd better go report this...
i don't think so.	Are you okay??
did we just - <u>hit</u> something?	I don't think so.
<i></i> if you do, i'll be right there beside you. so face it. you're just going to have to be happy!	I am happy. It just so happens this is the happiest night of my life.
i might wake up.	<i></i> If you do, I'll be right there beside you. So face it. You're just going to have to be happy!
what's the "bad" part?	I might wake up.
i'm trying. it's weird, that's all. i never had any good luck, until i met you...what if it's all just another bad dream?	What's the "bad" part?
stu - stop it. that monkey is <u>good luck</u>. you thought him up, and everybody loves him, and he's probably going to make you rich. so relax! enjoy it!	I'm trying. It's weird, that's all. I never had any good luck, until I met you...what if it's all just another bad dream?
the monkey!! he's everywhere! he'll take over both our lives if we let him.	Stu - stop it. That monkey is <u>good luck</u>. You thought him up, and everybody loves him, and he's probably going to make you rich. So relax! Enjoy it!
who?	The monkey!! He's everywhere! He'll take over both our lives if we let him.
look at this! he won't let us leave!	Who?
can't you give it to me later?	Yeah, I <u>could</u>, but the thing is, if later got here sooner, it would be...better.
that was <u>especially</u> monkeybone. come on, doc, i don't want to be stuck here with this bunch of media creeps. i just want to be <u>us</u>. home. alone! <i></i> i have something i have to give you.	Can't you give it to me later?
it was you who got the standing o. it was you drawing on the belly over there...	That was <u>especially</u> Monkeybone. Come on, Doc, I don't want to be stuck here with this bunch of media creeps. I just want to be <u>us</u>. Home. Alone! <i></i> I have something I have to give you.
they don't love me. they love monkeybone.	It was you who got the standing O. It was you drawing on the belly over there...
you want to leave? but stu - you're a big hit! everyone loves you!	They don't love me. They love Monkeybone.
kimmy! what's the matter?	This is hard for me, Julie...very hard...but it's been three months now, and... <i></i> I gave the order.
it's too soon even to - <u>talk</u> about that!	Give me a date, Doctor.
please, julie. this is not easy for me. our father took a <u>long</u> time to die. a long time. it just about killed us all. and stu and i made a pact that when our time came - we wouldn't let it drag out.	It's too soon even to - <u>talk</u> about that!
kimmy, he doesn't know what's going on. he doesn't even know he's in a -	Please, Julie. This is not easy for me. Our father took a <u>long</u> time to die. A long time. It just about killed us all. And Stu and I made a pact that when our time came - we wouldn't let it drag out.
the ring...	Grandmama's ring. The <u>engagement</u> ring. He asked me to send it to him -
i had so much i always wanted to say to him. at least he had a chance to give you the ring.	The ring...
i'm fine, kimmy. fine.	I had so much I always wanted to say to him. At least he had a chance to give you the ring.
an hour ago. <i></i> i tried to prepare myself, but i didn't know he would be like, like <u>this</u>. i can't even bear to look at him... how about you? you're okay?	I'm fine, Kimmy. Fine.
when'd you get in?	An hour ago. <i></i> I tried to prepare myself, but I didn't know he would be like, like <u>this</u>. I can't even bear to look at him... How about you? You're okay?
oh, julie...my poor stu...my poor baby brother...	When'd you get in?
go. just <u>go</u>.	Thanks, Kitty, I'll never forget you for th--
<u>i'll</u> worry about the guards. <i></i> okay, stu. see you in a day or two.	Go. Just <u>go</u>.
how am i gonna get past the guards?	<u>I'll</u> worry about the guards. <i></i> OKAY, STU. SEE YOU IN A DAY OR TWO.
you're the only true-hearted man i ever met. you find a way back to that girl of yours and make her happy.	How am I gonna get past the guards?
you can't do this! you'll get in trouble!	You're the only true-hearted man I ever met. You find a way back to that girl of yours and make her happy.
don't ask where i got it.	You can't do this! You'll get in trouble!
you're such a beautiful man. look at you - stuck in this place, and only thinking of her.	Listen to me! Is there any way I can <u>warn</u> her what Monkeybone is up to??
kitty...<u>my</u> situation is really not important. the thing is, my girlfriend is now living with, and possibly engaged to, a demented monkey.	You're such a beautiful man. Look at you - stuck in this place, and only thinking of her.
i'm so sorry, stu. i <u>wanted</u> to tell you what was going on. i really, really liked you.	Kitty...<u>my</u> situation is really not important. The thing is, my girlfriend is now living with, and possibly engaged to, a demented monkey.
hypnos?	Yeah. To see if he could expedite my case. But I wait, and I wait, and...I'm starting to think I'll never see her again.
nothing for him! he's being repressed.	Is something wrong, Stu? You seem so tense.
awwww. worried about my feelings, are you? well, there's a new twist.	Don't joke around, little buddy. I mean it. I really do love y--
you've been a hell of a figment, pal. i sure wish i could take you home with me.	Awwww. Worried about my feelings, are you? Well, there's a new twist.
oh, don't you worry. i'll be fine.	You've been a hell of a figment, pal. I sure wish I could take you home with me.
it's just...now that i'm leaving, i feel like there's lots of things i haven't said. who's gonna look out for you? are you gonna be okay when i'm gone?	Oh, don't you worry. I'll be fine.
move it. we got exactly five minutes left.	It's just...now that I'm leaving, I feel like there's lots of things I haven't said. Who's gonna look out for you? Are you gonna be okay when I'm gone?
you saved my life, monkeybone. i never would've made it without you.	Move it. We got exactly five minutes left.
what?	Isn't that Lulu?
stu...look!	What?
there's a thing here! there's a switch!	Stu...LOOK!
it's not working.	There's a thing here! There's a switch!
stu...stu...	IT'S NOT WORKING.
where'd he go??	I don't <u>know</u>.
oh, <u>sure</u>. mr. action hero! why couldn't i be arnold schwarzenegger's figment?	Where'd he go??
he's taking her to the land of death, right? so all we've gotta do is...hitch a ride! <i></i> stop shaking! i'll protect you.	Oh, <u>sure</u>. Mr. Action Hero! Why couldn't I be Arnold Schwarzenegger's figment?
oh, thank you! thank you! th-- <i></i> something went very, very wrong here.	Now we just gotta figure out how to get there.
all right. you can come.	OH, THANK YOU! THANK YOU! TH-- <i></i> Something went very, very wrong here.
you gotta talk me into it. you'll screw up on your own. i mean, a guy's gotta have a <u>sidekick</u>. for moral support! wisecracks - snappy banter - <i></i> it's the land of death, stu, the land of death! don't go in there without your comedy relief!!	All right. You can come.
no. goodbye. thanks for nothing.	You gotta talk me into it. You'll screw up on your own. I mean, a guy's gotta have a <u>sidekick</u>. For moral support! Wisecracks - snappy banter - <i></i> It's the land of Death, Stu, the Land of Death! Don't go in there without your comedy relief!!
hey. aren't you gonna talk me into it?	No. Goodbye. Thanks for nothing.
<i></i> i've got one chance to get back to julie, and i'm gonna take it - with or without you.	Hey. Aren't you gonna talk me into it?
stu, you have my <u>absolute confidence</u>. - dead man! dead man walking!!	<i></i> I've got one chance to get back to Julie, and I'm gonna take it - with or without you.
fine! don't put yourself out. i'll go to the land of death alone.	Stu, you have my <u>absolute confidence</u>. - DEAD MAN! DEAD MAN WALKING!!
fate worse than death! well, it's been real, boss, but i gotta go buff up my resum. anybody here need a figment?	Fine! Don't put yourself out. I'll go to the land of Death alone.
i'm so dumb! i <u>deserve</u> to die -	Mr. Hypnos, you run this place. I'm begging you. There's gotta be something I can do.
pact? pact? no life support??	Well - yeah - but that doesn't...<u>apply</u>. It was different then. I was <u>depressed</u>. My life is great now. I'm in love!
stu... it's a <u>party</u>.	Mr. Hypnos - sir - I needed to talk to you -
how'd <u>you</u> get in there?	Stu... It's a <u>party</u>.
y'call that art? why, my three-year-old can paint better than that.	Like you'd know. You started out on the back of a napkin, you little...<u>doodle</u>.
i've been stuck down here for <u>months</u>. somebody had better start paying attention, or i'm gonna - i'm gonna <u>kick ass</u>!	Let's not kick the nice Reaper's ass.
stu? stu? let's not disturb the nice reaper.	I've been stuck down here for <u>months</u>. Somebody had better start paying attention, or I'm gonna - I'm gonna <u>kick ass</u>!
<u>he</u> got an e-ticket. where's mine? <u>when do i get</u> <u>to wake up</u>??	Stu? Stu? Let's not disturb the nice Reaper.
<i></i> hey!! hey, you!!	<u>He</u> got an E-ticket. Where's mine? <u>When do I get</u> <u>to wake up</u>??
maybe he wanted to pick out his own casket?	<i></i> HEY!! HEY, YOU!!
he's ninety. he's practically dead already. how come <u>he</u> goes back and <u>i</u> stay here?	Maybe he wanted to pick out his own casket?
i left my phone number in your undies. try not to lose it in traffic.	Sorry, Kitty! I'll be right back after I choke my monkey.
<u>what</u> union?	The sidekicks' union! Me, Tonto, and Robin the Boy Wonder. You top bananas better <u>watch your</u> <u>ass</u>!
i'm reportin' this to my union!!	<u>What</u> union?
forget it! no way! i'm not getting -	I'm reportin' this to my union!!
that does it! back in the pack!	FORGET IT! NO WAY! I'M NOT GETTING -
come on, pal! it was a compliment! you'da done the same if you had the equipment!	THAT DOES IT! BACK IN THE PACK!
my fellow americans. i have a dream. let us boldly go where no man has gone before.	<i></i> I'm sorry, Kitty - what were you saying?
aaah, it's the same as always...poor mope's just wishin' he was me.	I've been trying to get through to the head guy - the nightmare god - what's his name?
you are too! mooning over julie when we could <u>both</u> be gettin' some o' this fine local action. it's not like she's gonna know. out of town, under five minutes, and in a coma don't <u>count</u>.	Sorry. The women here aren't my type. Most of them aren't even my <u>species</u>.
i am not. and i don't gotta.	You are too! Mooning over Julie when we could <u>both</u> be gettin' some o' this fine local action. It's not like she's gonna know. Out of town, under five minutes, and in a coma don't <u>count</u>.
aw, come on. you know you love me. you're a masochistic pain freak. you <u>gotta</u> love me.	I am not. And I don't gotta.
then you can learn to act normally. i had to!	Aw, come on. You know you love me. You're a masochistic pain freak. You <u>gotta</u> love me.
i doubt that. besides, i can't help myself. i'm just a figment of your imagination.	Then you can learn to act normally. I had to!
<u>you</u> have humiliated me in public for the <u>last</u> <u>time</u>.	I doubt that. Besides, I can't help myself. I'm just a figment of your imagination.
you want to come inside?	Well, if you're not holding a meeting or anything.
well, i'd love to see inside your club.	You want to come inside?
is there something else i can do for you?	Well, I'd love to see inside your club.
that poor boy's a crack dealer from alphabet city.  we do not allow his kind on this block.	Is there something else I can do for you?
what about yesterday?  kicking that poor boy?	That poor boy's a crack dealer from Alphabet City.  We do not allow his kind on this block.
you don't have to worry.  she's going to be fine.  we're law-abiding citizens just like you.	What about yesterday?  Kicking that poor boy?
i'm just concerned about my daughter.	You don't have to worry.  She's going to be fine.  We're law-abiding citizens just like you.
who told you we deal drugs?	I'm just concerned about my daughter.
and you don't deal drugs?	Who told you we deal drugs?
we like to think so, yeah.	And you don't deal drugs?
my daughter lives across the street from you people and she tells me that you keep this area safe.  is that true?	We like to think so, yeah.
yeah, sure, no problem, you're welcome.	My daughter lives across the street from you people and she tells me that you keep this area safe.  Is that true?
excuse me, sir.  i just wanted to thank you for helping me get into my building yesterday.	Yeah, sure, no problem, you're welcome.
what happened?  did you lose your keys?	Have a nice day.
oh, let me get out of your way then.	What happened?  Did you lose your keys?
i just need to use the phone, lady.	Oh, let me get out of your way then.
oh, please, don't hurt me.	I just need to use the phone, lady.
well, bye.  and have a safe trip ... and ... paris in the spring!	Goodbye, sweetheart.
mm hmm.	Well, bye.  And have a safe trip ... and ... Paris in the spring!
i love you, mom.  i have to run.  you remembered to call the limousine service, right?	Mm hmm.
i can make my own decisions.	I love you, Mom.  I have to run.  You remembered to call the limousine service, right?
mother!	I can make my own decisions.
at my age, i'm going to take any pill that makes me feel better.	Mother!
here you go.  i think you should talk to dr. byrne when you get back about how much valium he's prescribing.  okay?	At my age, I'm going to take any pill that makes me feel better.
i'd love to.	Here you go.  I think you should talk to Dr. Byrne when you get back about how much Valium he's prescribing.  Okay?
dear, i was thinking.  why don't we go to paris next year?  i've never been.  your father, god bless him, wasn't much for traveling.	I'd love to.
you wouldn't be in the way.  i like having you around.	Dear, I was thinking.  Why don't we go to Paris next year?  I've never been.  Your father, God bless him, wasn't much for traveling.
oh, i don't want to be in the way. you've got your career and everything.	You wouldn't be in the way.  I like having you around.
i think you should consider coming out and staying with me longer.	Oh, I don't want to be in the way. You've got your career and everything.
mm hmm.	I think you should consider coming out and staying with me longer.
it's unusually quiet tonight, isn't it?	Mm hmm.
i'm sorry.	It's unusually quiet tonight, isn't it?
yeah ... turned out to be a real jerk.	I'm sorry.
aaron?	Yeah ... turned out to be a real jerk.
you know that guy in the pictures you saw?	Aaron?
oh, i hope so, dear.	You know that guy in the pictures you saw?
no, i had a dream about daddy.  do you think i'll ever meet anyone like him?	Oh, I hope so, dear.
if it's about the bikers, dear, i don't want to talk about it.	No, I had a dream about daddy.  Do you think I'll ever meet anyone like him?
mom, i need to talk to you.	If it's about the bikers, dear, I don't want to talk about it.
oh, that has nothing to do with it.	No, no, it's my fault.  I've been pushing you too hard to do things on your own.
mom ... i mean, it's amusing to imagine such a thing, but ... how many of those pills have you been taking?	Oh, that has nothing to do with it.
what's wrong?	Mom ... I mean, it's amusing to imagine such a thing, but ... how many of those pills have you been taking?
mother, i ...	My daughter lives right across the street from the Satan's Disciples' clubhouse, and I was so worried about her ... so, I went over and introduced myself. And they were the nicest people.
don, this is my mother.  mom, this is my boss, don palmer.	Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
you know, you never tell me anything.	That's not true.  Besides, I don't want you dusting.  I want you to see New York.
i don't want to talk about it.	You know, you never tell me anything.
he seemed quite taken with you.	I don't want to talk about it.
i was seeing aaron and there were some ... complications.	He seemed quite taken with you.
but i was dusting.	I was seeing Aaron and there were some ... complications.
behind the books.	But I was dusting.
well, they were right out in plain view.	Behind the books.
mother!	Well, they were right out in plain view.
you know ...  ... whoops!	Mother!
what pictures?	You know ...  ... whoops!
what about the fellow in those pictures?	What pictures?
no, i'm working too much, i don't have time.	What about the fellow in those pictures?
dating anyone?	No, I'm working too much, I don't have time.
i'm good.	Dating anyone?
how are you doing sweetheart?	I'm good.
that's why it's good you came to visit me.	How are you doing sweetheart?
i just can't seem to focus on anything these days.	That's why it's good you came to visit me.
the motorcycle gang?  don't they deal drugs and rape young girls?	I've never had any problem with them. People say it's the safest block in the East Village.  I just hope their motorcycles don't keep you up at night.
that's the satan's disciples' new york headquarters.	The motorcycle gang?  Don't they deal drugs and rape young girls?
... what are they all doing there?	That's the Satan's Disciples' New York headquarters.
uh-huh?	... What are they all doing there?
i wanted to ask you something.  those motorcycles across the street ...?	Uh-huh?
well, when i walked up the block, i ... well, my word!	That's New York.  It looks rundown, but it's safe during the day.  You'll get used to it.
you don't like where i live?	Well, when I walked up the block, I ... well, my word!
well, once you're inside, it's nice.	You don't like where I live?
so, what do you think?	Well, once you're inside, it's nice.
i wonder what they do in there?  don't they frighten you?  they all look so ...	... Manly?
he's an organic farmer.	Oh.  Well, that would be a ... change.  Thank you, Mrs. Peterson.  You have a very reassuring voice.
what does he do?	He's an organic farmer.
you know, you ought to come out to south dakota some time and meet my son, steve. he's single.	What does he do?
poor man had to leave town.  and i hear that other women came forward.	You know, you ought to come out to South Dakota some time and meet my son, Steve. He's single.
what happened?	Poor man had to leave town.  And I hear that other women came forward.
oh, it was such a big scandal.	What happened?
really?	Oh, it was such a big scandal.
men ... they're all the same.  our pastor in sioux falls was caught with his wife's sister.	Really?
and there was this number on my phone bill that i didn't recognize.  calls made at three and four in the morning.  so, i called the number ... and a woman answered.  and i ... i hung up.  so, then i followed him.  just like in the movies.  and i found out that he has a wife and a little girl living in brooklyn.  we had been going together for almost a year.	Men ... they're all the same.  Our pastor in Sioux Falls was caught with his wife's sister.
oh.  you need a cappuccino.	And there was this number on my phone bill that I didn't recognize.  Calls made at three and four in the morning.  So, I called the number ... and a woman answered.  And I ... I hung up.  So, then I followed him.  Just like in the movies.  And I found out that he has a wife and a little girl living in Brooklyn.  We had been going together for almost a year.
i'm sorry.  i had a wretched night.	Oh.  You need a cappuccino.
oh.  i thought today was saturday.	I'm sorry.  I had a wretched night.
she's at work.  i'm her mother.	Oh.  I thought today was Saturday.
it's marika.  is paula there?	She's at work.  I'm her mother.
who is it?	It's Marika.  Is Paula there?
forty-five?  i thought it was only supposed to be thirty?	Thirty is base price.  Tolls, tax, tip ... it all adds up.
forty-five all total.	Forty-five?  I thought it was only supposed to be thirty?
i see.  how much?	Forty-five all total.
yeah.  not far.  you will be fine.  it's still day.	I see.  How much?
this way?	Yeah.  Not far.  You will be fine.  It's still day.
this is one-way street.  you go down the block to the middle.	This way?
you mean it's dangerous?	Nah, not dangerous.  Not that dangerous.  Not during the day.
oh, yeah ... yeah ... it's a hellhole.	You mean it's dangerous?
ohhh.  do you know the east village?	Oh, yeah ... yeah ... it's a hellhole.
moscow.	Ohhh.  Do you know the East Village?
i'm from south dakota.  where are you from?	Moscow.
yeah.	I'm from South Dakota.  Where are you from?
... and the children thought i should take a trip.	Yeah.
... oh ...	... And the children thought I should take a trip.
uh, yes.  my husband passed away recently ...	... Oh ...
so, you come here all by yourself?	Uh, yes.  My husband passed away recently ...
she would have come to the airport to meet me - she wanted to - but ... but, she just started a new job and, well, i guess no one drives here.	So, you come here all by yourself?
and where is she?	She would have come to the airport to meet me - she wanted to - but ... but, she just started a new job and, well, I guess no one drives here.
i came to new york to visit my youngest daughter.	And where is she?
what do you think?  i left it on the curb?	I'm sorry, I'm a little nervous.  It's my first time in New York.  Just a minute.
are you sure you got my bag in?	What do you think?  I left it on the curb?
where to?	Are you sure you got my bag in?
here--let me give you a boy ranger button.	Swell. Thanks very much.  Good luck, Senator. Keep your left up.
i'll take your hat into the cloak room.	Here--let me give you a Boy Ranger button.
thanks very much, sonny--	I'll take your hat into the cloak room.
all the ex-vice-presidents. you can get ten-to-one around here if you think you can remember their names. the vice-president presides over the senate--you know that. it's how he earns his pay. oh--over there, senator-- on the east side of the chair we still have the old snuff boxes with real snuff in them if you like snuff.	Thanks very much, sonny--
those busts up there--all around the wall--who are they, sonny?	All the ex-vice-Presidents. You can get ten-to-one around here if you think you can remember their names. The Vice-President presides over the Senate--you know that. It's how he earns his pay. Oh--over there, Senator-- on the east side of the Chair we still have the old snuff boxes with real snuff in them if you like snuff.
look out for those fellows--they tell the truth about you--sometimes. that corner over there is reserved for guides and sightseers who come in for five minutes to rest their feet. that section over there is reserved for senator's friends. the front row--the empty one--is for the president and white house guests-- see that old couple over there-- they've attended every session for the last twenty years. over the clock back here is the diplomatic section. they and the page boys are the only real class we have in this place. the rest are mostly people who come here like they go to the zoo--	Those busts up there--all around the wall--who are they, sonny?
oh, yes--they're fine people--regular people.	Look out for those fellows--they tell the truth about you--sometimes. That corner over there is reserved for guides and sightseers who come in for five minutes to rest their feet. That section over there is reserved for Senator's friends. The front row--the empty one--is for the President and White House guests-- see that old couple over there-- they've attended every session for the last twenty years. Over the clock back here is the Diplomatic section. They and the page boys are the only real class we have in this place. The rest are mostly people who come here like they go to the zoo--
right up there over the vice- president's chair--the four in the front row represent the four big news services. you've met the press bunch, haven't you?	Oh, yes--they're fine people--regular people.
uh-huh. and where's the press galery?	Right up there over the Vice- President's chair--the four in the front row represent the four big news services. You've met the press bunch, haven't you?
the majority leader? right over there. and that's [           ] the minority leader. they're both pretty good in the clinches.	Uh-huh. And where's the Press Galery?
where's the majority leader?	The Majority Leader? Right over there. And that's [           ] the Minority Leader. They're both pretty good in the clinches.
calendar for the day. you'll find the senate manual in the drawer. anything else you want, just snap for a page.	Where's the Majority Leader?
not me, sonny. i'm just going to sit around and listen.  what's this?	Calendar for the day. You'll find the Senate Manual in the drawer. Anything else you want, just snap for a page.
give you something to shoot at, senator--if you figure on doing any talking.	Not me, sonny. I'm just going to sit around and listen.  What's this?
daniel webster? sat here? say--that man was a great orator.	Give you something to shoot at, Senator--if you figure on doing any talking.
here you are, senator. not a bad desk, either. daniel webster used to use it.	Daniel Webster? Sat here? Say--that man was a great orator.
you are saying, in effect, that this is a forgery?	I'm saying I didn't sign it!
it couldn't be.	You are saying, in effect, that this is a forgery?
but it *isn't*?	It couldn't be.
looks like it, but--	But it *isn't*?
then--this is *not* you signature, senator?	Looks like it, but--
i--i discussed it with him--yes-- because i--you see, i've always had this camp in mind--but i made no contract with him!	Then--this is *not* you signature, Senator?
but you did *talk* to mr. allen about that and--?	I--I discussed it with him--yes-- because I--you see, I've always had this camp in mind--but I made no contract with him!
never.	But you did *talk* to Mr. Allen about that and--?
you've never *seen* this contract.	Never.
i did not--	You've never *seen* this contract.
and you say you never signed this contract with mr. allen?	I did not--
it was?	Yes! This was how I could be put out of the Senate and out of the way! They even *promised* me that if I--
it was done to stop me from talking about a section of the appropriations bill!	It was?
--what possible explanation can you offer for this charge being--as you say--"trumped up" against you!	It was done to stop me from talking about a section of the Appropriations Bill!
let's send out a pigeon!	Blow a bugle!
and while you're at it, get me a bed!	Let's send out a pigeon!
positively not in the station! gone!	I'll brain that guy! Well--call Paine-- call Saunders--
what's he bringing pigeons for?	What for? Why, suppose there's a storm--all lines are down--how you gonna get a message to Ma?
yes, sir--big as life. been there some time now.	Yes, sir.  All right, boys--let's go.
not a word! taylor's sewed up every paper. they're tossing out everything that comes in over the wires!	Freedom of the press! Mr. James Taylor blindfolding a whole State--  Wait a minute! If that's how he wants to play *I'll* get through to that bunch--I'll get plenty of words into that, State--!  Come on, Diz, get that stuff you've written--let me have it--
what!	Not a word! Taylor's sewed up every paper. They're tossing out everything that comes in over the wires!
kid--he thinks he's talking to that mob at home, but not a line we've written--not a word he's said from that floor has gotten into that home state.	What!
diz!	Kid--he thinks he's talking to that mob at home, but not a line we've written--not a word he's said from that floor has gotten into that home State.
he's a house-afire!	Diz--get what he says to the people back in that State. It's up to you and the boys. Keep those wires hot. Fire away, pal!
the war's on!	He's a house-afire!
all i know is--he said to me tonight-- "what does your wife think?" my wife. thinks we're married--	Well, then, that's great! And that's a great place to leave it! It's no use *my* barging into this now and--
you don't think he'd want *me* within fifty miles, do you?--after the exhibition he saw me give! did you see his *face*--?	All I know is--he said to me tonight-- "What does your wife think?" My wife. Thinks we're married--
come on--don't pull that. you know you'd give your right--. what are you staying away from him for?	You don't think he'd want *me* within fifty miles, do you?--after the exhibition he saw me give! Did you see his *face*--?
why me?	Come on--don't pull that. You know you'd give your right--. What are you staying away from him for?
then--in the name of kindness to dumb animals--we can't let him walk into that senate tomorrow and take a terrible punch in a nose! a couple of us went up there--told him all he could do was beat it--resign--clear out. but--he's in a daze--he's been hit by a ton of bricks. just says, "i haven't done anything. why should i resign?" he might *listen* to *you*--	Why me?
i've told you ten times--if i had anything they couldn't bat down in a second, don't you suppose i'd've been up in that hearing yelling murder! sure--he was cooked the night i sounded off like a fool and spilled the whole works!	Then--in the name of kindness to dumb animals--we can't let him walk into that Senate tomorrow and take a terrible punch in a nose! A couple of us went up there--told him all he could do was beat it--resign--clear out. But--he's in a daze--he's been hit by a ton of bricks. Just says, "I haven't done anything. Why should I resign?" He might *listen* to *you*--
he's cooked! they'll drum the poor lug out of that chamber tomorrow as sure as i'm--! and now they're all down on him. yeah--my press pals, too--he's a bad egg--still water running deep. boloney! it's the frame of all time! when i see a phoney like this--my journalist blood boils-- i wanna *fight*!  look, kid--rack your brains, will you? haven't you got any confidential stuff on that mob? i'll write my arm off--i'll blow taylor and his--	I've told you ten times--if I had anything they couldn't bat down in a second, don't you suppose I'd've been up in that hearing yelling murder! Sure--he was cooked the night I sounded off like a fool and spilled the whole works!
you know, we're getting married.	Take me home, Diz.
huh?	You know, we're getting married.
well--let's dig up the preacher, kid.	Huh?
hey! we're gettin' married--!	Right now--everything I own--!
i'm getting out of there. right now, diz. right now. bonus or no bonus. i'm gonna clear outa that office-- everything i own--my extra hat-- everything--	Hey! We're gettin' married--!
you said it!	I'm getting out of there. Right now, Diz. Right now. Bonus or no bonus. I'm gonna clear outa that office-- everything I own--my extra hat-- everything--
i won't take it! see? i won't be party to murder. see? steering a poor dope up blind alleys for that grafting taylor mob is low enough. but helping that dame cut him up in little pieces besides--nobody's gonna make me do that. no, sir.	You said it!
susan? nah!	I won't take it! See? I won't be party to murder. See? Steering a poor dope up blind alleys for that grafting Taylor mob is low enough. But helping that dame cut him up in little pieces besides--nobody's gonna make me do that. No, sir.
nothing like--uh--susan--or anything like that, huh?	Susan? Nah!
no--not offhand--	Nothing like--uh--Susan--or anything like that, huh?
you don't know a name off-hand you like better, do you, diz?	No--not offhand--
okay--i mean--	You don't know a name off-hand you like better, do you, Diz?
don't say "okay," diz. say you think it's beautiful.	Okay--I mean--
yeah, i know. that's okay.	Don't say "okay," Diz. Say you think it's beautiful.
my first name's--clarissa.	Yeah, I know. That's okay.
what?	My first name's--Clarissa.
i case you don't know--i want to give ya a chance to back out if you don't like it--	What?
what?	I case you don't know--I want to give ya a chance to back out if you don't like it--
yeah--that's right. diz--	What?
we're gonna get married.	Yeah--that's right. Diz--
where?	We're gonna get married.
well, let's get going.	Where?
no! i can't think of anything more sappy!)	Well, let's get going.
do we *have* to?	No! I can't think of anything more sappy!)
no.	Do we *have* to?
have *you*?	No.
or angry little mountain streams-- and cattle moving against the sun. you haven't seen any of that, have you, diz?	Have *you*?
is the wind tired out there?	Or angry little mountain streams-- and cattle moving against the sun. You haven't seen any of that, have you, Diz?
you've never seen prairie grass with the wind leaning on it, have you, diz?	Is the wind tired out there?
tunnel?	You've never seen prairie grass with the wind leaning on it, have you, Diz?
you--you've been a good egg, diz. maybe we could clear out of this town--get to feel like *people*--get the habit of lifting up our eyes-- live like we just got out of a tunnel.	Tunnel?
i'll cherish ya.	You--you've been a good egg, Diz. Maybe we could clear out of this town--get to feel like *people*--get the habit of lifting up our eyes-- live like we just got out of a tunnel.
okay. you don't mind?	I'll cherish ya.
tonight?	Okay. You don't mind?
any time.	Tonight?
good idea. when?	Any time.
how about getting married?	Good idea. When?
yeah.	How about getting married?
diz--	Yeah.
again? good idea.	Diz--
*all right*, then. after all, what's it to me? so they *drop* him out of a balloon. all i care is--i don't want to be around. see? squeamish. see? that's what i am. no, sir. i don't have to take it. won't be a party to no murder. i'm gonna quit. i'm through.	Again? Good idea.
i apologize.	*All right*, then. After all, what's it to me? So they *drop* him out of a balloon. All I care is--I don't want to be around. See? Squeamish. See? That's what I am. No, sir. I don't have to take it. Won't be a party to no murder. I'm gonna quit. I'm through.
well--cut it out. see? who *cares* anyway?	I apologize.
*i'm* just waiting for a street car--	Well--cut it out. See? Who *cares* anyway?
like a mother sending her kid off to school for the first time--watchin' the little fella toddling off--in his best bib and tucker--and you sink in the middle--hoping he can stand up to the other kids--won't get his feeling hurt--and--if you could only spare him the knocks he's gotta take--  say--who started this?	*I'm* just waiting for a street car--
no. how'd you feel? quick.	Like a mother sending her kid off to school for the first time--watchin' the little fella toddling off--in his best bib and tucker--and you sink in the middle--hoping he can stand up to the other kids--won't get his feeling hurt--and--if you could only spare him the knocks he's gotta take--  Say--who started this?
do you know how i felt, diz?	No. How'd you feel? Quick.
now--how'd humpty-dumpty get in here?	Do you know how I felt, Diz?
and i got him all dressed up, too-- to go way up in a balloon--so they can drop him a long way--make sure they break his heart. why, not all the boy rangers in the world, working night shifts, 'll be able to put humpty-dumpty together again--	Now--how'd Humpty-Dumpty get in here?
mind, now! keep don quixote out of here!	And I got him all dressed up, too-- to go way up in a balloon--so they can drop him a long way--make sure they break his heart. Why, not all the Boy Rangers in the world, working night shifts, 'll be able to put Humpty-Dumpty together again--
shut up, diz.	Mind, now! Keep Don Quixote out of here!
now, you've gone and let don quixote in here again. i told you to keep him out!	Shut up, Diz.
--followin' miss susan fass-pass around--his little heart poundin' away--the sound of angels' wings in his ears.	Now, you've gone and let Don Quixote in here again. I told you to keep him out!
waiter!	--followin' Miss Susan Fass-Pass around--his little heart poundin' away--the sound of angels' wings in his ears.
old don quixote--man of the people smith--	Waiter!
my friends?	Old Don Quixote--man of the people Smith--
every time i think of it, i get a laugh, diz.	My friends?
yeah. some of my best friends are funny.	Every time I think of it, I get a laugh, Diz.
yeah.	Yeah. Some of my best friends are funny.
yeah. funny--	Yeah.
drunks are funny--	Yeah. Funny--
"there's more light here," he says--	Drunks are funny--
why do i always laugh at that?	"There's more light here," he says--
now, look, kid--if we're gonna wonder, let's go down and do it over a hunk of steak.  come on, snap out of it. diz moore-- that rarest of companions--is here at your side.  to genteel crime, kid.	And to Don Quixote!
i've wondered, diz--maybe this don quixote's got the jump on all of us. i've wondered--maybe it's a curse to go through life wised up like you and me--	Now, look, kid--if we're gonna wonder, let's go down and do it over a hunk of steak.  Come on, snap out of it. Diz Moore-- that rarest of companions--is here at your side.  To genteel crime, kid.
okay. so what? stop worrying. i've told you--the dopes are gonna inherit the earth anyway--	I've wondered, Diz--maybe this Don Quixote's got the jump on all of us. I've wondered--maybe it's a curse to go through life wised up like you and me--
nothing. i'm just saying--i might be able to lie, cheat, steal--and i'd still tear into a guy i saw kicking a dog. not that *he* is, by a long shot--	Okay. So what? Stop worrying. I've told you--the dopes are gonna inherit the earth anyway--
forget it, kid. what's it *to* you?	Nothing. I'm just saying--I might be able to lie, cheat, steal--and I'd still tear into a guy I saw kicking a dog. Not that *he* is, by a long shot--
he isn't going to hurt enough as it is. *she* has to twist a knife in him, too--the regal jackass! "i'll turn my glamour on him," she says--	Forget it, kid. What's it *to* you?
oh--yeah--	He isn't going to hurt enough as it is. *She* has to twist a knife in him, too--the regal jackass! "I'll turn my glamour on him," she says--
paine.	Oh--yeah--
what dame?	Paine.
i don't mind *who* gets licked in a *fair* fight, diz. it's these clouts below the belt i can't take. sicking that horrible dame on him--when he's goofy about her--	What dame?
well, well--  yeah--i got smart and thought i'd slip one over on the old man in the press meeting. i said, "mr. president, about the monopoly investigation--" and he jumps right in and says, "diz, if you were sitting in my chair, would you answer the question you're about to ask?" he had me.	I don't mind *who* gets licked in a *fair* fight, Diz. It's these clouts below the belt I can't take. Sicking that horrible dame on him--when he's goofy about her--
they decoyed the little general off to a tea party to keep him out of the senate.	Well, well--  Yeah--I got smart and thought I'd slip one over on the old man in the press meeting. I said, "Mr. President, about the monopoly investigation--" And he jumps right in and says, "Diz, if you were sitting in my chair, would you answer the question you're about to ask?" He had me.
well--i stuck my foot in it again at the president's press conference today--  how come so early? get the day off?	They decoyed the little General off to a tea party to keep him out of the Senate.
yeah. what about the second act?	That's taking place outside now.
did you like the first act?	Yeah. What about the second act?
frankly, kid--are you goofy?	Diz--Don Quixote with bill is going to get to his feet in a minute and speak two important words--*Willet Creek*. When that happens--if my hunch is right--the Silver Knight will fall off his tightrope and Puss will jump out of his boots.
you play--left field.	Frankly, kid--are you goofy?
what do i play?	You play--left field.
the silver knight. soul of honor--on a tight-rope.	What do I play?
yes. mostly "puss."  oh, the *other* prominent character in the play.	The Silver Knight. Soul of Honor--on a tight-rope.
oh, you mean--puss in boots.	Yes. Mostly "Puss."  Oh, the *other* prominent character in the play.
that gorilla in man's clothing-- mcgann.	Oh, you mean--Puss in Boots.
who?	That gorilla in Man's clothing-- McGann.
ah. one of the supporting characters.	Who?
what show? would you mind telling me what's coming off here?	Certainly.  Now there's the principal actor in our little play.
sit tight, diz. the show commences in just a minute.	What show? Would you mind telling me what's coming off here?
now, you've got more sense than to put nosey onto this guy--!	Wait--wait. Let's see--watchdog McGann-- he's bound to move right in--get him out of the way first--  Pardon me, friend--I've got some telephoning to do--!
get my *whole* fall outfit--and quit this job in style!	Now, you've got more sense than to put Nosey onto this guy--!
kid--wait--what do you think you're going to do?	Get my *whole* fall outfit--and quit this job in style!
will you go chase an ambulance!	Whadaya mean--*right*?
i'm still asking myself--what is he-- animal, vegetable, or mineral? a senator! a united states senator! i thought i'd seen everything but-- why, he doesn't know what time it is, diz! when i think of myself sitting around--playing straight for all that phoney, patriotic chatter-- *me*, carrying bibs for an infant with little flags in his fists--no, i can't take it, diz--i'm through--i quit!	Sure--sure--wait a minute now--simmer down--
you know--little worms--ambition.	Yeah. Should have seen me seven years ago--when I came to this town. *Now* what am I?--chambermaid to the Pied Piper of Jackson City; *Honorary* appointment! Scratch this thing an you'll find they wanted a dope here for two months.
what! who?	You know--little worms--ambition.
you got worms.	What! Who?
no--don't do it. i'm sure. the truth is, diz--there's no man i've seen yet or--must be something wrong with me. i've been feeling low for weeks.	You got worms.
well, if you're sure it wouldn't--no use combing my hair for nothing.	No--don't do it. I'm sure. The truth is, Diz--there's no man I've seen yet or--must be something wrong with me. I've been feeling low for weeks.
diz, you're a swell playmate--but--. maybe if i saw you once with your hair combed, or something--or--no, no--i don't think even that would do it--	Well, if you're sure it wouldn't--no use combing my hair for nothing.
i would cherish you--and stay sober.	Diz, you're a swell playmate--but--. Maybe if I saw you once with your hair combed, or something--or--no, no--I don't think even that would do it--
oh--that again. yeah.	I would cherish you--and stay sober.
you know--mrs. diz moore.	Oh--that again. Yeah.
huh?	You know--Mrs. Diz Moore.
that old standing offer from diz moore--poet of washington correspondents.	Huh?
what's this, diz?	That old standing offer from Diz Moore--Poet of Washington Correspondents.
would you settle for a husband?	What's this, Diz?
when foley died, why didn't i clear out? how many times, did you hear me say i was fed up on politics and--? but *no*--i let 'em talk me into staying. secretary to a leader of little squirts. why? because i need the job and a new suit of clothes.	Would you settle for a husband?
well, because you're doing all right at the minute.	When Foley died, why didn't I clear out? How many times, did you hear me say I was fed up on politics and--? But *no*--I let 'em talk me into staying. Secretary to a leader of little squirts. Why? Because I need the job and a new suit of clothes.
tell me why!	Well, because you're doing all right at the minute.
eight to five little boy blue is plastered.	Well, why don't they try the police-- get some blood hounds--or Indian guides--
no, not yet, senator paine--not hide nor hair of the man. you mean to say the boys haven't--?	Eight to five Little Boy Blue is plastered.
okay. for the dollar, i give you mcgann *and* bill and carl. i got paine.  hello... oh, yes.	No, not yet, Senator Paine--not hide nor hair of the man. You mean to say the boys haven't--?
hey--you're into me for a buck already. i say--mcgann. shoot the whole dollar.	Okay. For the dollar, I give you McGann *and* Bill and Carl. I got Paine.  Hello... Oh, yes.
well--who d'you take this time--paine, bill, carl--or mcgann?	Hey--you're into me for a buck already. I say--McGann. Shoot the whole dollar.
i give that trail blazer five more minutes to show up--  --*five more minutes*!	Well--who d'you take this time--Paine, Bill, Carl--or McGann?
getting on to dinner, isn't it, pal?	I give that Trail Blazer five more minutes to show up--  --*five more minutes*!
that--or he's out blazing trails. he'll show up.	Sure--sure. He must have a compass with him.
how do you *like* this! you don't suppose that ranger met up with some kids--and took 'em for a hike!	That--or he's out blazing trails. He'll show up.
sure. sure. i'll hang a light in the steeple. one if by land--two if by sea!... okay!  diz--you won't believe it. daniel boone's *lost*!	No!
emma, which is it--horace miller or henry hill?	Well, your children are very bright-- and *they* say Jefferson Smith.
no wonder--without your dinner.	Emma, which is it--Horace Miller or Henry Hill?
emma! i'm a man at the end of his rope.	No wonder--without your dinner.
otis!	That settles it! I will not be attacked and belittled by my own children in my own home! My nerves are strained to the breaking point!
i do *not* want a senator. and i do *not* want any more of this nonsense! emma!	Why, I think it's very sweet of the children--
nonsense. why don't you listen to your children for a change? you might actually learn something?	For instance, how to run the affairs of government? No doubt my children could make this appointment *for* me-- with the greatest ease!
really, my dear--i don't feel like a thing.	Nonsense.
we're waiting, hubert.	Really, my dear--I don't feel like a thing.
i'll bear that in mind... what? oh. dinner. pet--my stomach couldn't hold a bird seed.	We're waiting, Hubert.
dinner, hubert.	I'll bear that in mind... What? Oh. Dinner. Pet--my stomach couldn't hold a bird seed.
save that for the laying of cornerstones, hubert!  oh, that morning you looked in the mirror and saw a statesman!	Now, pet--  Jim!
now, now, emma, dear--you mustn't forget we have been chosen by the people of this commonwealth to--	Save that for the laying of cornerstones, Hubert!  Oh, that morning you looked in the mirror and saw a statesman!
this isn't a home, it's the crossroads of the world!	Now, now, Emma, dear--you mustn't forget we have been chosen by the people of this commonwealth to--
no, no--believe me, pet--this is *most* urgent--  hello, hello. is taylor there?-- governor hopper. quickly, please--	This isn't a home, it's the crossroads of the world!
can't that wait, hubert?	No, no--believe me, pet--this is *most* urgent--  Hello, hello. Is Taylor there?-- Governor Hopper. Quickly, please--
taylor, my dear.	Can't that wait, Hubert?
whom are you calling--in the dead of night?	Taylor, my dear.
of all the times! of all the times! two months to the end of his term-- and foley has to go and die on us--	Whom are you calling--in the dead of night?
great saints!	Of all the times! Of all the times! Two months to the end of his term-- and Foley has to go and die on us--
sam foley--dead!	Great saints!
what is it?	Sam Foley--dead!
yes, joe, yes--right away.	What is it?
yes, yes--phone, phone--  a--an outrage, pet--an outrage--i'll look into this--  hello--joe!--what!--no! not really! terrible!	What is it?
that infernal phone!	Yes, yes--phone, phone--  A--an outrage, pet--an outrage--I'll look into this--  Hello--Joe!--What!--No! Not really! Terrible!
wha--? yes, sweetheart-- wha--?	That infernal phone!
i knew it! i knew a night's rest wasn't possible in this house!  hubert!	Wha--? Yes, sweetheart-- Wha--?
your name's spreading like wild-fire out here--you are the winterbook favorite to get on the national ticket.	Oh! Go away.
all right, why?	Your name's spreading like wild-fire out here--you are the winterbook favorite to get on the National ticket.
how do you feel, champ?	All right, why?
fine. the first thing to do is-- present mr. smith to the press--in the *right* way. hurry him along, bill.	How do you feel, champ?
yup--sweeney, flood, farrell--waiting for you--	Fine. The first thing to do is-- present Mr. Smith to the press--in the *right* way. Hurry him along, Bill.
good. are the newspaper men at the hotel?	Yup--Sweeney, Flood, Farrell--waiting for you--
all set. foley's rooms in the senate office building--nice, big clean desk--lot of senator stationery to write his little boys on--and foley's secretary, saunders, to make it look like the real thing--	Good. Are the newspaper men at the hotel?
are you ready for him, bill?	All set. Foley's rooms in the Senate office building--nice, big clean desk--lot of Senator stationery to write his little boys on--and Foley's secretary, Saunders, to make it look like the real thing--
oh--oh.	He's the hero of fifty thousand boys and a hundred thousand parents. Look at these congratulations pouring in! I tell you, gentlemen, by this one statesman-like act, I have--
he's batty!	Listen--the simpleton of all time--a big-eyed patriot--knows Washington and Lincoln by heart--stood at attention in the Governor's presence-- collects stray boys and cats--
terrific! a born stooge! horace'll perform like a trained seal.	Jim--if I fling a party man like Horace in the face of those angry committees--
*you* tell jim taylor.	Washington! Always discussing the problems of Washington. Nobody ever thinks of the State--and my problems!  I *will* tell Jim Taylor. It's high *time* I told him a thing or two!
i *can't* wait, mcgann! you go into that room and tell jim taylor and joe paine that i give them *one more minute*--	*You* tell Jim Taylor.
relax, happy. jim said to wait.	I *can't* wait, McGann! You go into that room and tell Jim Taylor and Joe Paine that I give them *one more minute*--
yes, yes--tell them i'll see them immediately--immediately!  i can't hold them off! they want something to say about this appointment. ten to one they've got a man.	Relax, Happy. Jim said to wait.
y-yes, jim.	I doubt it! Come on, Ken.
you couldn't understand! listen, ten thumbs, i'll be on my way to washington in half an hour. whatever happens, i'm all ready for this ranger of yours. never mind how. you'll get your instructions from ken allen here. it isn't anything you have to do. i wouldn't trust you to lick a stamp. allen'll do it himself. you just use your *high office* to help him get it done. understand?	Y-yes, Jim.
me! jim--how--?	You couldn't understand! Listen, Ten Thumbs, I'll be on my way to Washington in half an hour. Whatever happens, I'm all ready for this Ranger of yours. Never mind how. You'll get your instructions from Ken Allen here. It isn't anything you have to do. I wouldn't trust you to lick a stamp. Allen'll do it himself. You just use your *high office* to help him get it done. Understand?
yes! he's about to blow the whole machine to smithereens--and *you with it*, mr. governor!	Me! Jim--how--?
will you please tell me *exactly* what he's done?	Yes! He's about to blow the whole machine to smithereens--and *you with it*, Mr. Governor!
boy ranger! the answer to a prayer. manna from heaven! didn't know the time of day--!	Will you please tell me *exactly* what he's done?
*but you never asked me*!	Oh--Jim!
jim--when the lightning hit, i--i just--	*But you never asked me*!
but you went ahead and made this appointment without asking me--	Jim--when the lightning hit, I--I just--
what!	Joe--*you* know what I'm talking about. The perfect man. Never in politics in his life. Wouldn't find out what it's all about in two *years*, lets alone two months. But the important thing--and this was the genius of the stroke--*it means votes*!
--a *boy ranger* a squirrel chaser-- to the united states senate!	Jim--the answer to a prayer--manna from heaven--the man *we want*--and the votes *we need*--
i *won't* let you stand there callously and perhaps wreck my whole political future!	*Your* political future! I bought it for you and made you a present. And I can grab it back so fast it'll make your head spin. You got a nerve to stand there and worry about just *your future* when we're in this spot!  The man is--*Miller*.
*you won't?*	I *won't* let you stand there callously and perhaps wreck my whole political future!
i *won't* send horace miller!	*You won't?*
i said forget 'em! horace miller goes to the senate--and that settles it!	I *won't* send Horace Miller!
jim, that bunch is out for blood. if i throw horace in their teeth now--	I said forget 'em! Horace Miller goes to the Senate--and that settles it!
we can't help *what* they were! forget 'em!	Jim, that bunch is out for blood. If I throw Horace in their teeth now--
i--i couldn't, jim. those men were--	We can't help *what* they were! Forget 'em!
*henry hill?* that crackpot? that long-haired--! why, you should have killed that so fast--!	I--I couldn't, Jim. Those men were--
henry hill.	*Henry Hill?* That crackpot? That long-haired--! Why, you should have killed that so fast--!
they put up *their* candidate? who?	Henry Hill.
happy, for reasons there isn't time to go into--it's got to be miller! we've given you the man. now write the ticket.  come on, joe. come on, chick.	Now, wait fellows--great Heavens. I've got to see those angry committees first--feel them out a little--work for harmony--harmony.
happy, we've got the man. horace miller!	Horace Mill--!
one minute! just one minute!	Happy, we've got the man. Horace Miller!
you'll see those committees when we're finished!	Yes, Jim.
look here, jim--if you and joe are going to gab about this appointment *any* longer, i'm going ahead and see those committees!	You'll see those committees when we're finished!
what were you saying, governor? sorry.	I said, sir--in my official capacity-- as an honorary gesture--I appoint you to the United States Senate!
the--head?	Just get one hand against each ear there--keep his face straight up.
thanks, governor--*yes*! do you mind? his head--ma'll take the tail.	The--head?
--and it is in my power to confer a very signal honor upon you. in my official capacity, therefore, i--	Ma! Hold him!
aw--	--And it is in my power to confer a very signal honor upon you. In my official capacity, therefore, I--
well--yes--i was saying--the state should reward you--	Aw--
well--that's not work, sir--that's fun.	No doubt. No doubt. And this fine little paper--"Boy Stuff"--with, I dare say, an *enormous* circulation in the State.
no. no. a signal service to the state. yes, indeed. and not only that but-- uh--i've heard of your excellent work in leading and guiding our youth--	Well--that's not work, sir--that's fun.
oh, now, i'm afraid that's been exaggerated some--	No. No. A signal service to the State. Yes, indeed. And not only that but-- uh--I've heard of your excellent work in leading and guiding our youth--
not at all. i've come to pay you a personal and official--and i might say--a *tardy* tribute, mr. smith, for your recent heroic conduct.	Oh, now, I'm afraid that's been exaggerated some--
this--this is a great honor, sir. i-- i--	Not at all. I've come to pay you a personal and official--and I might say--a *tardy* tribute, Mr. Smith, for your recent heroic conduct.
now--now--please--that's quite all right. relax, boys--	This--this is a great honor, sir. I-- I--
"boy stuff." that's the name of jeff's magazine. he prints it.  look--here's one--oh, it's great-- *everybody* reads it--all the kids in the state--a million of 'em. look, pop--let me read you a--	Peter, I'm in no mood to hear childish prattle!
well, jeff put that out himself.	Himself!
i did. what about it?	Well, Jeff put that out himself.
gosh, pop--head of the boy rangers!	Oh, a *boy*!
what's the matter, dad? is it getting you down?	Is *what* getting me down?
a dirty frame!	Emma!
jeff for senator.	Emma! Will you *please*--?
than what?	Jeff for Senator.
no, *sir*! you couldn't do better, dad.	Than what?
he's the greatest *american* we got, too, dad. can tell what george washington said--by heart. an' "boy stuff's" got the swellest stuff in it.	What stuff?
i just can't, son--not the head and tail both!	Uh--could--could I help--?
a pet shop?	Well, it sort of got to be--from Jeff just pullin' splinters and things--
maybe you'd like to come along and watch, governor? jefferson's done a wonderful job with that leg.	Why, of course.
well--it started with a little mimeograph sheet--and it's just grown out of all sense and reason--	Excellent! Excellent! My boy, I'm convinced our State has a great debt of gratitude to you--
is--uh--jefferson smith at home?	Certainly. Step right in.
yes. come in.	Is--uh--Jefferson Smith at home?
uh--jefferson smith's residence?	Yes. Come in.
i *thought* i heard... yes?	Uh--Jefferson Smith's residence?
when jeff gets through with taylor, pop--	When Jeff gets through with Taylor--  Quiet! What do you mean by breaking in here--? Get out! Get *out* of here!
that's easy. jefferson smith.	I beg your pardon?
well, he's still running the show, ain't he, dad?	Emma! I will not have conversations of this sort carried on by the children at dinner!
taylor! may i ask what *taylor* has to do with it?	Well, he's still running the show, ain't he, Dad?
gee, i wouldn't appoint an old twerp like horace miller--taylor or no taylor!	Taylor! May I ask what *Taylor* has to do with it?
what makes you think he's got *anything* to do with it?	Saunders said--this whole thing was *his* idea to get graft--!
he's a newspaper publisher i know-- and--	What makes you think he's got *anything* to do with it?
uh--senator--i thought you and me might go out to dinner together--and grab off a few monuments.	Oh, I couldn't tonight. Thanks a lot.
you have?  will you come in a minute, miss saunders.	Uh--Senator--I thought you and me might go out to dinner together--and grab off a few monuments.
h'ya, senator. i--i've sorta been looking for you--	You have?  Will you come in a minute, Miss Saunders.
you should hear our ranger band rattle that off--if you want to *hear* something! good evening, miss saunders. good evening mister mcgann.	H'ya, Senator. I--I've sorta been looking for you--
look! there it is!	What? Who?
all right, senator--let's get these bags and the livestock together--	Look! There it is!
here they are--i got them. they are all right.	Well, that ends that crisis. This way, Senator.
just a minute, i better make sure.	Boy! My head's like a balloon--for two whole days. I never knew there was so much American history.
the porter's got them. they're coming.	Just a minute, I better make sure.
my pigeons--i better see about my pigeons.	The porter's got them. They're coming.
yeah, for the fifth time, senator-- washington.	My pigeons--I better see about my pigeons.
washington!	Yeah, for the fifth time, Senator-- Washington.
i yield.	In view of the gentleman's touching concern for the Senators, would he permit a motion to recess until the morning--at which time he could continue to educate this august body with his profound babblings?
will the senator yield for a question?	I yield.
for one week!	Is he fully aware that this bill has been months in both Houses--delayed and delayed--millions will be without food and shelter until its passage-- public works to relieve unemployment will be at a standstill--government agencies will be forced to suspend-- ?
has the gentleman the effrontery-- standing there convicted and in disgrace--to try to force the postponement of that bill--?	For one week!
for a question!	Has the gentleman the effrontery-- standing there convicted and in disgrace--to try to force the postponement of that bill--?
will the senator yield?	For a question!
i addressed the chair first, sir!	I am about to ask for a roll call on the passage of the Resolution--without further delay. The Senator can have nothing to say at this time that would not be either in bad grace or--
mr. president!	I addressed the Chair first, sir!
mr. president!	Mr. President!
where were you?	To--to a reception--uh--for a princess-- I forget her name--
no, jeff--please--!	I say it's *your* parade, sir! You've *got* to come!
please, sir!--come with me!	No, Jeff--please--!
yes, sir, you bet i would.	Mr. President, have I permission to bring into this Chamber evidence of the response from my State?
yes, sir, i yield for a question.	The gentleman has said repeatedly that he is speaking to the people of his State. He has been waiting, as he so fancifully puts it, for them to come marching here in droves. Would the gentleman be interested in knowing what those people have to say?
mr. president--i did not say that senator paine was one of those congressmen i saw. if the chair please, i will deny that senator paine *saw* taylor or even knows him--	I *did* see Taylor! And I was in that room!
he has imputed to me conduct unworthy a senator--and i demand he be made to yield the floor--!	Mr. President--I did not say that Senator Paine was one of those Congressmen I saw. If the chair please, I will deny that Senator Paine *saw* Taylor or even knows him--
mr. president--	He has imputed to me conduct unworthy a Senator--and I demand he be made to yield the floor--!
mr. president! a point of order!	Mr. President--
i will not yield, sir! this same man-- mister taylor--came here to offer me a place in this senate for twenty years, if i would vote for a dam that he knew and *i* knew was a *fraud*! but if i opened my mouth against it, he promised to break me in two! and i stood here one day and tried--i *started* to open my mouth-- and it all came to pass. the long, powerful arm of mister james taylor reached right into this sacred chamber and took me by the scruff of the neck--	Mr. President! A point of order!
will the senator--	I will not yield, sir! This same man-- Mister Taylor--came here to offer me a place in this Senate for twenty years, if I would vote for a dam that he knew and *I* knew was a *fraud*! But if I opened my mouth against it, he promised to break me in two! And I stood here one day and tried--I *started* to open my mouth-- and it all came to pass. The long, powerful arm of Mister James Taylor reached right into this sacred chamber and took me by the scruff of the neck--
i have no defense against forged papers and--	The committee ruled otherwise! The gentleman stands guilty as charged. And I believe I speak for all the members when I say that no one cares to hear what a man of his condemned character has to say about *any* section of *any* legislation before this house!
i wish to ask the gentleman--has he one shred of evidence to add now to the defense he did not give--and *could* not give at that same hearing?	I have no defense against forged papers and--
mr. president--	I wish to ask the gentleman--has he one shred of evidence to add now to the defense he did not give--and *could* not give at that same hearing?
every *aspect* of this matter--the gentleman's attack on that section-- everything--was dealt with in the committee hearing--	Mr. President--
it does!	Every *aspect* of this matter--the gentleman's attack on that section-- everything--was dealt with in the committee hearing--
does my colleague's piece concern section forty of the bill--a dam on willet creek?	It does!
for a *question*.	Does my colleague's piece concern Section Forty of the bill--a dam on Willet Creek?
will he *yield*?	For a *question*.
ah, now, that's better.	Will he *yield*?
will he yield for a question?	Ah, now, that's better.
yield *how*, sir?	Will he yield for a question?
y-yes.	Mr. President--gentlemen--I--I have risen to a painful duty--to say that, out of evidence that has come to my attention, I consider Senator Smith unworthy to address this body!
jeff! you're trying to understand in a moment everything about a project that took two years to set up--the reasons--the benefits--	Yes--the *benefits*! What's a man called Taylor got to do with this?
but--there are a hundred other places in the state that *need* the water. besides--i talked to kenneth allen, who owns some of that land--and he didn't say anything about a dam. no-- i'm sure, sir--there's something wrong--and i--i won't vote on this thing until i get a lot of questions answered--	Jeff! You're trying to understand in a moment everything about a project that took two years to set up--the reasons--the benefits--
jeff--listen--this was all taken up in the state legislature and approved-- they're going to divert waters from up above--	But--there are a hundred other places in the state that *need* the water. Besides--I talked to Kenneth Allen, who owns some of that land--and he didn't say anything about a dam. No-- I'm sure, sir--there's something wrong--and I--I won't vote on this thing until I get a lot of questions answered--
--i may not know much about a lot of things, sir--but i know that willet creek country like a book--and--and i tell you, senator paine--there's something *wrong* about this dam-- why, there isn't a foot of water in that creek--it's dry four months out of the--	Jeff--listen--this was all taken up in the State Legislature and approved-- they're going to divert waters from up above--
goodnight, jeff.	Goodnight, Miss Paine.
well--goodnight.	Goodnight, Jeff.
good as new! it's quite all right--	Well--goodnight.
gosh!  well--looks good as new. if there *is* any damage, i'll--	Good as new! It's quite all right--
that's all right, my boy--don't bother--	Gosh!  Well--looks good as new. If there *is* any damage, I'll--
i'm sorry! gee! i hope--	That's all right, my boy--don't bother--
here--where are you running off to?	Well, I'm sort of anxious to get back to the office--
thank you, sir. thank you for your time.	Here--where are you running off to?
nonsense, jeff.	Thank you, sir. Thank you for your time.
i will, sir! i will!  i--i don't know how to thank you. i knew, if any man could help me--	Nonsense, Jeff.
what's to stop you? saunders will help you with it--	I will, sir! I will!  I--I don't know how to thank you. I knew, if any man could help me--
senator paine, if i could do just that one thing while i'm here, i-- i'd feel that i--	What's to stop you? Saunders will help you with it--
well, why not do it? there's a job for you. get a bill started to accomplish it--present it to congress-- it would be a great experience--	Senator Paine, if I could do just that one thing while I'm here, I-- I'd feel that I--
yes, i was--	Well, why not do it? There's a job for you. Get a Bill started to accomplish it--present it to Congress-- it would be a great experience--
jeff, look--didn't you say something to the papers about wanting to create a national boys' camp? were you in earnest about that?	Yes, I was--
well, then--i--i don't feel i can stay, sir.	Jeff, look--didn't you say something to the papers about wanting to create a National Boys' camp? Were you in earnest about that?
the *bills*? jeff--let me advise you-- as your father would--politics is a business--sometimes a cruel business. in your time here, you couldn't even start on those bills. they're put together by legal minds--after a long study. why, after twenty years, i can't understand half of them myself. no, really, jeff--in your own interests--	Well, then--I--I don't feel I can stay, sir.
i mean, sir--if i'm going to stay in the senate--i ought to know what i'm doing--at least, i ought to try to study the bills that are coming up--	The *Bills*? Jeff--let me advise you-- as your father would--politics is a business--sometimes a cruel business. In your time here, you couldn't even start on those Bills. They're put together by legal minds--after a long study. Why, after twenty years, I can't understand half of them myself. No, really, Jeff--in your own interests--
i know. i suppose, mr. paine, when a fellow bucks up against a big organization like that, one man by himself can't get very far, can he?	No.
shot in the back. i was there. i can see him at that old roll top desk, still with his hat on... still with his hat on...	I know. I suppose, Mr. Paine, when a fellow bucks up against a big organization like that, one man by himself can't get very far, can he?
yes, ma found him slumped over his desk that morning...	Shot in the back. I was there. I can see him at that old roll top desk, still with his hat on... still with his hat on...
his last fight was his best, jeff. he and his little four-page paper against that mining syndicate and all to defend the right of one small miner who stuck to his claim. you know, they tried everything, bribery, intimidation, then--well--	Yes, Ma found him slumped over his desk that morning...
ma's told me about it a thousand times.	His last fight was his best, Jeff. He and his little four-page paper against that mining syndicate and all to defend the right of one small miner who stuck to his claim. You know, they tried everything, bribery, intimidation, then--well--
you don't have to tell me jeff. we were a team, the two of us, a struggling editor and a struggling lawyer. the twin champions of lost causes, they used to call us.	Ma's told me about it a thousand times.
yeah, dad always used to say the only causes worth fighting for were lost causes.	You don't have to tell me Jeff. We were a team, the two of us, a struggling editor and a struggling lawyer. The twin champions of lost causes, they used to call us.
even to the hat. same old dreamer, too. one look at you and i can see him, back of his old roll top desk, hat and all, getting out his paper. always kept his hat on his head so as to be ready to do battle. clayton smith, editor and publisher, and champion of lost causes.	Yeah, Dad always used to say the only causes worth fighting for were lost causes.
thank you, sir.	Even to the hat. Same old dreamer, too. One look at you and I can see him, back of his old roll top desk, hat and all, getting out his paper. Always kept his hat on his head so as to be ready to do battle. Clayton Smith, editor and publisher, and champion of lost causes.
"boy stuff." why, printer's ink runs in your veins, jeff. you're just like your father.	Thank you, sir.
well, it isn't much, but if you insist, here's this week's.	"Boy Stuff." Why, printer's ink runs in your veins, Jeff. You're just like your father.
just fine.	We'd better see.
how's amos, ma?	Just fine.
certainly would, joseph.	How's Amos, Ma?
and senator paine too, ma--we'd like to have him--	Certainly would, Joseph.
fine--	And Senator Paine too, Ma--we'd like to have him--
hello, ma.  clarissa, ma. she'll be stayin' a while--	Fine--
hello, jefferson.	Hello, Ma.  Clarissa, Ma. She'll be stayin' a while--
now, amos, now--  what?	What?
satan's in this little fella tonight!	Sorry about this, Governor. But it won't take a minute. You were saying something in the other room, sir--
now, now, now--that isn't going to get you any place. get a firm grip, ma!	Satan's in this little fella tonight!
jerry! blackie! queenie! let's have it quiet, fellows!	Now, now, now!  It's all right, Governor.
excuse me for interrupting, governor, but--  --that plaster's gonna harden any second, son.	Gosh! You see sir--I was fixing some plaster for a cast on Amos' leg-- he's always chewing 'em off. I'll only be a minute--if you'll excuse me, sir--
yes, ma?	Excuse me for interrupting, Governor, but--  --that plaster's gonna harden any second, son.
jefferson--	Yes, Ma?
oh, now--	Jefferson--
good evening, sir. i was just making some--  governor hopper!	Well--I'll go to Halifax!
yes! i've told senator paine for twenty years--	You're a liar!
you mean--you tell these men--and senator paine what to do?	Yes! I've told Senator Paine for twenty years--
can't you?	You mean--you tell these men--and Senator Paine what to do?
what is your interest in this, mr. taylor?	Mine? Why--naturally--whatever benefits the state is mighty important to me--owning a lot of its industry-- newspapers and other odds and ends. And if I thought you had the welfare of the state at heart, like myself-- for instance, if you were to turn around and help a project like this along instead of standing in the way-- why, I'd say you were a man to watch. For a fellow your age, you'd be in a spot to make a great start in life. If you liked business--you could pick any job in the state and go right to the top. Or politics. If you like being a Senator. No reason why you couldn't come back to that Senate for the rest of your life.
but you have some objections here and there. and maybe right, for all i know. but the point is--there's no sense stopping the whole works now-- specially after some men have worked hard for a long time to put this through--	What is your interest in this, Mr. Taylor?
yes, so i was told, mr. taylor, but--	But you have some objections here and there. And maybe right, for all I know. But the point is--there's no sense stopping the whole works now-- specially after some men have worked hard for a long time to put this through--
well now--just to take an example-- putting up a dam--on willet creek. as i look at it--that dam's going to do the people of our state a lot of good--	Yes, so I was told, Mr. Taylor, but--
like what, mr. taylor?	Well now--just to take an example-- putting up a dam--on Willet Creek. As I look at it--that dam's going to do the people of our state a lot of good--
well. i hear you've been right on your toes since you got here. pitching right in. lots of people took you for dumb--but they're wrong. you're smart. in fact, *i* think you're smart enough to understand a situation when it's explained to you--	Like what, Mr. Taylor?
jeff--wait--they want you to speak!	Not *me*! Joseph Paine is the man they ought to be listening to! Come on!
where do we go from here?	To a hard night's work, son. Come on!
hurray!	Where do we go from here?
yay!	Hurray!
we'll *find* one! only throw compromise out of the window--stick to jeff smith, the man who first came to this town--get up and *fight*-- and we'll find *some* way. i don't know where we'll wind up--but the flag'll be flying--!	Yay!
saunders--if there was *any* way--	We'll *find* one! Only throw compromise out of the window--stick to Jeff Smith, the man who first came to this town--get up and *fight*-- and we'll find *some* way. I don't know where we'll wind up--but the flag'll be flying--!
jeff--listen--remember the day you got here?--what you said about mr. lincoln?--that he was sitting up there--watching--waiting for someone to come along? well--that was *you*. someone with a little plain, decent, uncompromising *rightness*--to root out the taylors--yeah, and really light up that dome for once. this country could use some of that--so could the whole drunken, cockeyed world right now--a *lot* of it! and when the right man comes along--no matter *what* the odds--he can't *ever* quit! a little fellow called david walked out with only a sling- shot--but he had the *truth* on his side--	Saunders--if there was *any* way--
oh--saunders--	Jeff--listen--remember the day you got here?--what you said about Mr. Lincoln?--that he was sitting up there--watching--waiting for someone to come along? Well--that was *you*. Someone with a little plain, decent, uncompromising *rightness*--to root out the Taylors--yeah, and really light up that dome for once. This country could use some of that--so could the whole drunken, cockeyed world right now--a *lot* of it! And when the right man comes along--no matter *what* the odds--he can't *ever* quit! A little fellow called David walked out with only a sling- shot--but he had the *truth* on his side--
i don't care *what* you've done! don't quit. don't grab a measly chance like this to save a few pieces--other men could--but not you. as long as you lived, you'd remember you ran out and threw this country of yours to the jackals--!	Oh--Saunders--
but--i've done everything i--	I don't care *what* you've done! Don't quit. Don't grab a measly chance like this to save a few pieces--other men could--but not you. As long as you lived, you'd remember you ran out and threw this country of yours to the jackals--!
what you *have* to do is fight!	But--I've done everything I--
wait--	What you *have* to do is fight!
i *don't* think that's the thing to do! no! i think what you ought to do is--*fight*!	Wait--
yeah. i guess--sometimes--senator paine must be right. sometimes you-- you got to compromise a little--  and if you say so too, saunders--if *you* think that's the thing to do--	I *don't* think that's the thing to do! No! I think what you ought to do is--*fight*!
well, i guess it's a chance.	Yeah. I guess--sometimes--Senator Paine must be right. Sometimes you-- you got to compromise a little--  And if you say so too, Saunders--if *you* think that's the thing to do--
yeah. i see. well--that's about the only thing to do. don't you think?	Well, I guess it's a chance.
it might save some of the pieces, jeff. it would leave a doubt about the whole thing--about you. might blow over, this way.	Yeah. I see. Well--that's about the only thing to do. Don't you think?
what are you going to do?	I--I don't know. I--I'm afraid they've got me licked.
that's funny. i thought all along--  gee--i--i'm glad to see you. i *thought* of you--i mean--i wanted to talk to someone and--well--  --mr. lincoln hasn't much to say--  saunders--i'm not fit to sit up in the senate--haven't you heard?--i robbed boys of their pennies and dimes!	What are you going to do?
no. that night--i--well, *you* know-- i was pretty--. no--diz is a--a sort of brother, that's all--	That's funny. I thought all along--  Gee--I--I'm glad to see you. I *thought* of you--I mean--I wanted to talk to someone and--well--  --Mr. Lincoln hasn't much to say--  Saunders--I'm not fit to sit up in the Senate--haven't you heard?--I robbed boys of their pennies and dimes!
i'm not.	No. That night--I--well, *you* know-- I was pretty--. No--Diz is a--a sort of brother, that's all--
well gee--how--how've you been, saunders? i--i haven't seen you in-- . i suppose--now that you're married--	I'm not.
saunders--	Well gee--how--how've you been, Saunders? I--I haven't seen you in-- . I suppose--now that you're married--
hello.	Saunders--
and you're writing ma all about it. and your pigeons will carry the message of love. and the first thing you know--susan paine'll get the best jar of preserves she ever tasted!	Are you drunk?
saunders--!	And you're writing Ma all about it. And your pigeons will carry the message of love. And the first thing you know--Susan Paine'll get the best jar of preserves she ever tasted!
i know. don't tell me. it was a wonderful party. your suit went over big. and she looked beautiful, and she gave her hand when you left her-- and said--"thank you, mr. smith." oh, but it was the way she *said* it. you like to fell through the floor--horseradish!	Saunders--!
get your hat, senator. we've got a lot to do between now and tomorrow--	Wow!
*who*! miss--! is that--? why didn't you--? holy smoke;  h-hello... yes, miss paine... how-- how are you, miss paine...? what?... escort *you* gee--i mean--*sure*-- *yes*! i'd be--. reception for a *princess*! gosh!... thanks, miss paine. yes. i--i'll be there! goodbye, miss paine.  did you hear that?--escort susan paine--reception for a princess! imagine her calling me--asking *me*-- !	Get your hat, Senator. We've got a lot to do between now and tomorrow--
yes--right here. just a second--  miss paine.	*Who*! Miss--! Is that--? Why didn't you--? Holy smoke;  H-hello... Yes, Miss Paine... How-- how are you, Miss Paine...? What?... Escort *you* Gee--I mean--*sure*-- *yes*! I'd be--. Reception for a *princess*! Gosh!... Thanks, Miss Paine. Yes. I--I'll be there! Goodbye, Miss Paine.  Did you hear that?--Escort Susan Paine--reception for a princess! Imagine her calling me--asking *me*-- !
don't mention it--	I mean it. I--without you, I could't've--
i--i--gee whiz--i didn't thank you!	Don't mention it--
oh--*saunders*!	I--I--gee whiz--I didn't thank you!
thanks a lot.	Oh--*Saunders*!
the letters? gosh--no. i couldn't talk letters. i've gotta scratch 'em out. and say--i'm going to tell ma all about you. if i tell it right-- the first thing you know you're going to get the best jar of preserves you ever tasted.	Thanks a lot.
do you want to dictate them?	The letters? Gosh--no. I couldn't talk letters. I've gotta scratch 'em out. And say--I'm going to tell Ma all about you. If I tell it right-- the first thing you know you're going to get the best jar of preserves you ever tasted.
no! letters. i've got to write to the rangers and ma--and--i'm bustin' with news! why, i've introduced a bill! me--jeff smith. i got up and talked in the senate!	Do you want to dictate them?
not another bill?	No! Letters. I've got to write to the Rangers and Ma--and--I'm bustin' with news! Why, I've introduced a bill! Me--Jeff Smith. I got up and talked in the Senate!
good! i'm going to be pretty busy tonight--	Not another bill?
second drawer.	Good! I'm going to be pretty busy tonight--
do you mean all--look--look we'd better open them up--see what they say here--look at the money--what does it say--"dear senator smith, i would like to come to your boy's camp and i shine shoes at the station and here's nine cents." oh, isn't that wonderful. look and he signs it. "yours truly, stinky moore." isn't that marvelous?  say--have i got some paper here?	Second drawer.
oh, those are only local. wait'll they start pouring in from all over the country.	Do you mean all--look--look we'd better open them up--see what they say here--look at the money--what does it say--"Dear Senator Smith, I would like to come to your boy's camp and I shine shoes at the station and here's nine cents." Oh, isn't that wonderful. Look and he signs it. "Yours truly, Stinky Moore." Isn't that marvelous?  Say--have I got some paper here?
already? all these letters?	Oh, those are only local. Wait'll they start pouring in from all over the country.
contributions from boys who read about your camp.	Already? All these letters?
gee--i hope so. what's all this?	Contributions from boys who read about your camp.
must have been tickled pink.	Gee--I hope so. What's all this?
i--i don't know how i got it out. my heart was right up here all the time--  i wonder what senator paine thought of it?	Must have been tickled pink.
great.	I--I don't know how I got it out. My heart was right up here all the time--  I wonder what Senator Paine thought of it?
no--not today! boy, i feel like a house afire! saunders--how did i do?	Great.
one of the plagues on members of congress--office-seekers, cranks, people with pet bills. get my son into west point--or *outta* west point. i've got a scheme to put people to work. how do i get rid of cockroaches? some woman's composed a hymn to replace the star spangled banner. want to hear it?	No--not today! Boy, I feel like a house afire! Saunders--how did I do?
what do they--? who are all those--?	One of the plagues on members of Congress--office-seekers, cranks, people with pet bills. Get my son into West Point--or *outta* West Point. I've got a scheme to put people to work. How do I get rid of cockroaches? Some woman's composed a hymn to replace the Star Spangled Banner. Want to hear it?
nothing. i just wondered. no *reason* to take it up with him.  "--about a quarter of a mile on either side of willet creek--"	Yeah. This land to be bought by contributions from the boys. You have that. Money to be--
well--no. i didn't. why?	Nothing. I just wondered. No *reason* to take it up with him.  "--about a quarter of a mile on either side of Willet Creek--"
no, i haven't. i guess i thought the name was familiar.  by the way, you discussed with senator paine where the camp was to be situated and everything?	Well--no. I didn't. Why?
you couldn't. you've never been out there, you said.	No, I haven't. I guess I thought the name was familiar.  By the way, you discussed with Senator Paine where the camp was to be situated and everything?
no--	You couldn't. You've never been out there, you said.
you--don't know it, do you?	No--
in terry canyon?	You--don't know it, do you?
uh--willet creek. it's just a little stream--	In Terry Canyon?
and a beautiful woman, too--don't you think?	Yes. The most beautiful I think I ever--gee--  Say--we're *never* going to finish this thing! Now, here we go, Saunders. I'm going to talk faster'n you can write--
susan! susan paine--that's beautiful--	And a beautiful woman, too--don't you think?
now, *susan*--that's really a *pretty* name--	Susan! Susan Paine--that's beautiful--
clarissa. oh. uh-huh.  well, saunders--let's go--	Now, *Susan*--that's really a *pretty* name--
you win. it's--clarissa.	Clarissa. Oh. Uh-huh.  Well, Saunders--let's go--
i've got more. you better tell me.	You win. It's--Clarissa.
no! stop it!	I've got more. You better tell me.
lena.	No! Stop it!
no!	Lena.
letitia.	No!
no!	Letitia.
abigail.	No!
it *is* not!	Abigail.
i know. it's--violet.	It *is* not!
well, if it's all the same to you--	I know. It's--Violet.
all right. sure. just curious. the picture popped into my mind all of a sudden of a pump without a handle-- or something--	Well, if it's all the same to you--
look--i think we ought to skip it.	All right. Sure. Just curious. The picture popped into my mind all of a sudden of a pump without a handle-- or something--
you--you've *got* a first name, haven't you?	Look--I think we ought to skip it.
i also answer to whistles.	You--you've *got* a first name, haven't you?
well--nobody calls you anything but saunders.	I also answer to whistles.
why?	Well--nobody calls you anything but Saunders.
yeah. yeah. well, anyway, we've got "saunders" settled. maybe that was my trouble all along.  yes, *sir*. i'm all ready to go now--  what's your *first* name?	Why?
terrible, thank you.	Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway, we've got "Saunders" settled. Maybe that was my trouble all along.  YEs, *sir*. I'm all ready to go now--  What's your *first* name?
saunders. that's better.  good morning, saunders. hello, saunders. how's the bill coming, saunders--?	Terrible, thank you.
go right ahead.	Saunders. That's better.  Good morning, Saunders. Hello, Saunders. How's the bill coming, Saunders--?
no! gosh! i better get moving here, miss saunders--  everybody else calls you just plain "saunders." why can't i?	Go right ahead.
i don't see where we are *with* it.	No! Gosh! I better get moving here, Miss Saunders--  Everybody else calls you just plain "Saunders." Why can't I?
i never met anyone more--more intelligent--or capable. i--i don't know where i'd be on this bill of mine without your help--	I don't see where we are *with* it.
have i?	I never met anyone more--more intelligent--or capable. I--I don't know where I'd be on this bill of mine without your help--
but--i mean--for a woman--and--you've done awfully well--	Have I?
no complaints.	But--I mean--for a woman--And--you've done awfully well--
it hasn't been easy, has it?	No complaints.
no, they couldn't. father was a doctor. the kind who placed ethics above collections. that speaks well for father but it always left us kind of--  could we get on with this, senator?	It hasn't been easy, has it?
i take it your--your parents couldn't-- uh--	No, they couldn't. Father was a doctor. The kind who placed ethics above collections. That speaks well for Father but it always left us kind of--  Could we get on with this, Senator?
since sixteen or so.	I take it your--your parents couldn't-- uh--
have you always had to--work?	Since sixteen or so.
city-dwellers never do that--for fear of what might drop *in* 'em.	Have you always had to--work?
but you've had beautiful country all around you. you've just had to life up your eyes!	City-dwellers never do that--for fear of what might drop *in* 'em.
baltimore. pure city-dweller.	But you've had beautiful country all around you. You've just had to life up your eyes!
you mean--here?	Baltimore. Pure city-dweller.
no.	I've been over every foot of it. You couldn't have any idea. You'd have to see for yourself--  --the prairies--the wind leaning on the tall grass--
about two hundred of the most beautiful acres that ever were! mountains, prairie land, trees, streams! a paradise for boys who live in stuffy cities--  you don't know that country out there, do you, miss saunders?	No.
now, this camp is going to be out in your state, of course--	About two hundred of the most beautiful acres that ever were! Mountains, prairie land, trees, streams! A paradise for boys who live in stuffy cities--  You don't know that country out there, do you, Miss Saunders?
yes, yes--	Now, this camp is going to be out in your state, of course--
uh--getting back to this, senator--	Yes, yes--
we need a lot like him--his kind of character--ideals.	Uh--getting back to this, Senator--
he did?	We need a lot like him--his kind of character--ideals.
well, anyway, it's *something* like that--  and it *is* important. that--that steering committee has *got* to see it that way. and i'm sure senator paine will do all he can--  he's a fine man, miss saunders, isn't he? he knew my father, you know.	He did?
but you've just taken care of the spirit all right.	Well, anyway, it's *something* like that--  And it *is* important. That--that Steering Committee has *got* to see it that way. And I'm sure Senator Paine will do all he can--  He's a fine man, Miss Saunders, isn't he? He knew my father, you know.
well--gosh--that--that isn't "particulars," is it?	But you've just taken care of the spirit all right.
on paper?	I want to make that come to life-- yes, and lighted up like that, too-- for every boy in the land. Boys forget what their country means--just reading "land of the free" in history books. And they get to be men--and forget even more. Liberty is too precious to get buried in books, Miss Saunders. Men ought to hold it up in front of them--every day of their lives and say: "I am free--to think--to speak. My ancestors couldn't. I can. My children will."
now, let's get down to particulars. how big is this thing? where is it to be? how many boys will it take care of? if they're going to buy it-- how do they make their contributions? your bill has to have all that in it--	And something else, too, Miss Saunders-- the spirit of it--the idea--the--
i did--and--and i got right up.	Now, let's get down to particulars. How big is this thing? Where is it to be? How many boys will it take care of? If they're going to buy it-- how do they make their contributions? Your Bill has to have all that in it--
try sitting down.	I did--and--and I got right up.
uh--have you?  did you ever have so much to say about something--you couldn't say it?	Try sitting down.
yes, senator--*twice*.	Uh--have you?  Did you ever have so much to say about something--you couldn't say it?
--that's the main idea, miss saunders. the united states government isn't going to buy or build this camp-- just lend us the money. you've made a note of that, huh?	Yes, Senator--*twice*.
thanks very much.	And a *lot* of paper!
no! go right ahead, miss saunders.	Thanks very much.
yes--sure. why not?  you don't mind if i take the time to get a pencil?	No! Go right ahead, Miss Saunders.
i said--shall we get started *now* or--	Yes--sure. Why not?  You don't mind if I take the time to get a pencil?
pardon?	I said--shall we get started *now* or--
yes. shall we start on it right now-- or order dinner first?	Pardon?
yes. house. more amendments--more changes--and the bill goes back to the senate--and *waits its turn on the calendar again*. the senate doesn't like what the house did to the bill. they make more changes. the house doesn't like *those* changes. stymie. so they appoint men from each house to go into a huddle called a conference and battle it out. besides that, all the lobbyists interested give cocktail parties for and against--government departments get in their two cents' worth--cabinet members--budget bureaus--embassies. finally, if the bill is alive after all this vivisection, it comes to a vote. yes, sir--the big day finally arrives. and--nine times out of ten, they vote it down.  are you catching on, senator?	Yes. Shall we start on it right now-- or order dinner first?
we're over in the house.	Yes. House. More amendments--more changes--and the Bill goes back to the Senate--and *waits its turn on the calendar again*. The Senate doesn't like what the house did to the Bill. They make more changes. The House doesn't like *those* changes. Stymie. So they appoint men from each house to go into a huddle called a conference and battle it out. Besides that, all the lobbyists interested give cocktail parties for and against--government departments get in their two cents' worth--cabinet members--budget bureaus--embassies. Finally, if the Bill is alive after all this vivisection, it comes to a vote. Yes, sir--the big day finally arrives. And--nine times out of ten, they vote it down.  Are you catching on, Senator?
pardon me--*this* is. where are we now?	We're over in the House.
*this* is.	Pardon me--*this* is. Where are we now?
a committee of the majority party leaders. they decide when a bill is important enough to be moved up toward the head of the list--	*This* is.
yes. sure. what's a steering committee?	A committee of the majority party leaders. They decide when a Bill is important enough to be moved up toward the head of the list--
do you really think we're getting anywhere.	Yes. Sure. What's a Steering Committee?
the steering committee.	Do you really think we're getting anywhere.
what?	The Steering Committee.
what's that?	What?
that's the order of business. your bill has to stand *way* back there in line unless the steering committee decides it is important enough to be--	What's that?
calendar?	That's the order of business. Your Bill has to stand *way* back there in line unless the Steering Committee decides it is important enough to be--
yes. they give it to a *sub*- committee, where they really give it a going over--hold hearings--call in people and ask questions--then report back to the bigger committee--where it's considered some more, changed, amended, or whatever. days are going by, senator. days--weeks. finally, they think it's quite a bill. it goes over to the house of representatives for debate and a vote. *but* it's got to wait its turn on the calendar--	Calendar?
some committee's got it.	Yes. They give it to a *sub*- committee, where they really give it a going over--hold hearings--call in people and ask questions--then report back to the bigger committee--where it's considered some more, changed, amended, or whatever. Days are going by, Senator. Days--weeks. Finally, they think it's quite a Bill. It goes over to the House of Representatives for debate and a vote. *But* it's got to wait its turn on the calendar--
good. where are we?	Some committee's got it.
yes, i see that.	Good. Where are we?
look--committees--small groups of senators--have to sift a bill down-- look into it--study it--and report to the whole senate. you can't take a bill no one knows anything about and discuss it among ninety-six men. where would you get?	Yes, I see that.
why?	Look--committees--small groups of Senators--have to sift a Bill down-- look into it--study it--and report to the whole Senate. You can't take a Bill no one knows anything about and discuss it among ninety-six men. Where would you get?
that's how congress--or any large body--is run. all work has to be done by committee.	Why?
why?	That's how Congress--or any large body--is run. All work has to be done by committee.
committee.	Why?
committee, huh?	Committee.
you get to your feet in the senate and present it. then you take the bill and put it in a little box-- like a letter box--on the side of the rostrum. just hold it between thumb and forefinger and drop it in. clerks read it and refer it to the right committee--	Committee, huh?
how?	You get to your feet in the Senate and present it. Then you take the Bill and put it in a little box-- like a letter box--on the side of the rostrum. Just hold it between thumb and forefinger and drop it in. Clerks read it and refer it to the right committee--
uh-huh. well, dinner comes in on trays. we're executives. and we light into this. it is dawn. your bill is ready. you go over there and introduce it--	How?
oh--dinner. yes. well, i'm hungry, too. i thought--maybe--we could have something brought in--you know, like big executives who eat off trays. you see, we've got to light into this and get it going--	Uh-huh. Well, dinner comes in on trays. We're executives. And we light into this. It is dawn. Your Bill is ready. You go over there and introduce it--
tonight.  look--uh--i don't want to seem to be complaining, senator--but in all civilized countries, there's an institution called *dinner*--!	Oh--dinner. Yes. Well, I'm hungry, too. I thought--maybe--we could have something brought in--you know, like big executives who eat off trays. You see, we've got to light into this and get it going--
tonight.	Tonight.  Look--uh--I don't want to seem to be complaining, Senator--but in all civilized countries, there's an institution called *dinner*--!
a *day*!	Tonight.
oh, just a day--	A *day*!
oh, yes. and *i'm* helping. simple-- and i'm helping. so we knock this off in record-breaking time of--let's say three or four days--	Oh, just a day--
and with your help--	Oh, yes. And *I'm* helping. Simple-- and I'm helping. So we knock this off in record-breaking time of--let's say three or four days--
i see. *this* one is so simple--	And with your help--
oh, but this one is so simple.	I see. *This* one is so simple--
fine. now, what does he do? he's got to sit down first and write it up. the where, when, why, how--and everything else. that takes time--	Oh, but this one is so simple.
right.	Fine. Now, what does he do? He's got to sit down first and write it up. The where, when, why, how--and everything else. That takes time--
if i were *triplets*, i couldn't--. look, senator--let me give you a rough idea. a member has a bill in mind--like you--a camp. right?	Right.
i know--but you--you're going to help.	If I were *triplets*, I couldn't--. Look, Senator--let me give you a rough idea. A member has a Bill in mind--like you--a camp. Right?
my dear senator, have you the faintest idea of what it takes to get a bill passed?	I know--but you--you're going to help.
yes. sure. it was his idea. *i* should have been the one to think of it--	My dear Senator, have you the faintest idea of what it takes to get a Bill passed?
pardon me. senator paine decided this *with* you?	Yes. Sure. It was his idea. *I* should have been the one to think of it--
sure! a bill. senator paine and i decided it was the one way in the world i could make myself--	Pardon me. Senator Paine decided this *with* you?
one moment, senator. do i understand you're going to present a *bill*?	Sure! A Bill. Senator Paine and I decided it was the one way in the world I could make myself--
why, the bill--the bill--to make a national boys' camp...	One moment, Senator. Do I understand you're going to present a *Bill*?
we're going right ahead with--*what*?	Why, the Bill--the Bill--to make a National Boys' Camp...
well, then, i--i *thank* you, miss saunders! nothing better could have happened--. yes *sir*, miss saunders, we're going right ahead with it!	We're going right ahead with--*what*?
i had a lot to do with that little press conference last night--	Well, then, I--I *thank* you, Miss Saunders! Nothing better could have happened--. Yes *sir*, Miss Saunders, we're going right ahead with it!
punch?	I had a lot to do with that little press conference last night--
go ahead--punch.	Punch?
you *couldn't*?	I mean--gosh--I wouldn't be comfortable in a--I--I haven't got clothes and things like that--and--I couldn't keep pigeons *there*--No--I-- I just--just wouldn't be--
no, gee--i couldn't stay here--	You *couldn't*?
go out to mount vernon. it'd be a sort of fine thing to do--see washington's home just before walking into the senate for the first time-- don't you think?	Oh--a wonderful thing--yes. Get you right in the mood--yes--yes.
no. what had you better--?	Go out to Mount Vernon. It'd be a sort of fine thing to do--see Washington's home just before walking into the Senate for the first time-- don't you think?
gosh--that'll be something! you know what i better do in the morning?	No. What had you better--?
with or without 'em.  twelve--noon. the senate convenes at twelve o'clock.	Gosh--that'll be something! You know what I better do in the morning?
convene--that's it--yes. i got to pick up some of those parliamentary words. i imagine a fellow can get pretty lost in the senate without 'em--	With or without 'em.  Twelve--noon. The Senate convenes at twelve o'clock.
convene?	Convene--that's it--yes. I got to pick up some of those parliamentary words. I imagine a fellow can get pretty lost in the Senate without 'em--
tell me, miss saunders--what time does the senate--uh--what do they call it?	Convene?
you--uh--you better relax, senator. you'll be plumb wore out.	Tell me, Miss Saunders--what time does the Senate--uh--what do they call it?
the capitol dome! lighted up!	You--uh--you better relax, Senator. You'll be plumb wore out.
i wouldn't know in the *day time*.	The Capitol Dome! Lighted up!
whose statue is that?	I wouldn't know in the *day time*.
yes--i think maybe you'd better.	Whose statue is that?
now, if you're ready, senator, we can start for the hotel. i'll *see* that you get there.	Yes--I think maybe you'd better.
well--he's got nothing on me.	Now, if you're ready, Senator, we can start for the hotel. I'll *see* that you get there.
i don't believe i've been so thrilled in my--oh, and that lincoln memorial! gee! there he is--mr. lincoln--looking right at you as you come up the steps-- sitting there like he was waiting for someone to come along--	Well--he's got nothing on me.
most natural thing in the world!	I don't believe I've been so thrilled in my--oh, and that Lincoln Memorial! Gee! There he is--Mr. Lincoln--looking right at you as you come up the steps-- sitting there like he was waiting for someone to come along--
--big as life--sparkling away there under the sun. i--i started walking toward it--and there was a bus outside-- and--well--i--i just naturally got aboard--	Most natural thing in the world!
the dome--the capitol dome--	--big as life--sparkling away there under the sun. I--I started walking toward it--and there was a bus outside-- and--well--I--I just naturally got aboard--
there *what* was?	The Dome--the Capitol Dome--
one of those sightseers--you know. you see, i--gosh, i've never been called absent-minded or... but there it was all of a sudden--looking right at me through one of the station doors--	There *what* was?
did you say--bus?	One of those sightseers--you know. You see, I--gosh, I've never been called absent-minded or... but there it was all of a sudden--looking right at me through one of the station doors--
gee, i'm sorry. you see, it wasn't until i was fairly well along in the bus that i realized--	Did you say--bus?
yes, i'm saunders--and this is mr. moore--a member of the press. meet the *senator*, mr. moore.	Pleased to meet you, sir.
gee--i'm sorry about that, miss--you *are* miss saunders, aren't you?	Yes, I'm Saunders--and this is Mr. Moore--a member of the press. Meet the *Senator*, Mr. Moore.
oh, no--no!  my dear *senator*--it may be customary out on the prairie to take french leave of people and not be heard of again for five hours--	Gee--I'm sorry about that, Miss--you *are* Miss Saunders, aren't you?
is--is something the matter?	Oh, no--no!  My dear *Senator*--it may be customary out on the prairie to take French leave of people and not be heard of again for five hours--
what's your name?	J-Jefferson Smith.
the man downstairs said number--	No!
*no*!	The man downstairs said number--
office of--senator smith?	*No*!
what is it?	Office of--Senator Smith?
whoa! hold it! pipe down! come on, now--that's enough of that.	If you thought as much of being honest-- as you do of being smart--!
the truth! well, the man wants the truth! "what *is* truth?" asked so-and-so, and turned away!	That's what I said--the *truth*!
*gentlemen*! gentlemen are supposed to believe in something decent. instead of twisting facts and making a joke of everything--why don't you tell the people the *truth* for a change?	The truth! Well, the man wants the truth! "What *is* truth?" asked so-and-so, and turned away!
a camp! well!	You see--if we could take the poor kids off the streets--out of cities-- a few months in the summer--learn something about Nature and American ideals--
well--for a couple of years now--i-- i've thought it would be a wonderful thing to have a national boys' camp out in our state--	A camp! Well!
ah! that's more like it! what?	Well--for a couple of years now--I-- I've thought it would be a wonderful thing to have a National Boys' Camp out in our State--
tell us about yourself, senator! hear you got a boy's club back home! any ideas? going to make things hum in the senate, huh?	Hold on, fellows--I'm not used to more then one question at a time--
you're not going to take your *suit* off!	No! No! Gosh. See, there you are! I'm not making sense!
funnier things have happened. ma says when pa was courting her, he acted strange for months. didn't make sense--or anything. and one day, on a hunch, ma said: "clayton, so help me, you talk like a man whose collar is too tight to bear." "not the collar, mary," he said, "my shoes." "well, for land's sake," ma said, "take the pesky things off!" which pa did, an' they were engaged within a week.	You're not going to take your *suit* off!
well--i--	Funnier things have happened. Ma says when Pa was courting her, he acted strange for months. Didn't make sense--or anything. And one day, on a hunch, Ma said: "Clayton, so help me, you talk like a man whose collar is too tight to bear." "Not the collar, Mary," he said, "my shoes." "Well, for land's sake," Ma said, "Take the pesky things off!" Which Pa did, an' they were engaged within a week.
it's just as well to tell you--because if we're going to get off on the right foot--i mean--in case i act sort of strange--it's the suit.	Well--I--
well! you don't say!	It's just as well to tell you--because if we're going to get off on the right foot--I mean--in case I act sort of strange--it's the suit.
oh, the bill. oh--splendid--i mean--  i--i just can't seem to talk in this suit.  i'll tell you a secret. it's brand new.	Well! You don't say!
and how's your bill, senator?	Oh, the bill. Oh--splendid--I mean--  I--I just can't seem to talk in this suit.  I'll tell you a secret. It's brand new.
that's--that's splendid.	And how's your bill, Senator?
i'm splendid, too.	That's--that's splendid.
uh--that's good. and--uh--you?	I'm splendid, too.
splendid.	Uh--that's good. And--uh--you?
i--i'm awfully glad to be--that is, it was nice of you to--  uh--how's your father?	Splendid.
well, goodbye, sir--and thank you again.  well--it--it was nice seeing you, miss paine--	Goodnight, Senator--
no--i mean--yes--that is--	Well, goodbye, sir--and thank you again.  Well--it--it was nice seeing you, Miss Paine--
then you *did* say it.	No--I mean--yes--that is--
oh--you are!	Then you *did* say it.
did you hear, father? he didn't mean it when he said i was beautiful.	Oh--you are!
fine--they're fine.  oh, miss paine, i--i want to apologize-- what the papers said i said about you--that wasn't true. i--i would never say a thing like that.	Did you hear, Father? He didn't mean it when he said I was beautiful.
how are the pigeons?	Fine--they're fine.  Oh, Miss Paine, I--I want to apologize-- what the papers said I said about you--that wasn't true. I--I would never say a thing like that.
how--how do you do, miss paine?  i--i apologize for looking like this-- i--i have to be going now--	How are the pigeons?
sure.	Well, we *must* see a lot of you, Senator. Come, Father.
just for the fun of it.--you see the one that makes it back home in the fastest time, i am going to enter in the nationals.	Wonderful!
well, now--i wouldn't know about that. mr. president--what happens to me in the morning--i mean about my having this floor to go on babbling?	If the Senator permits this motion to recess he will not have the floor in the morning to babble or anything else, unless he is recognized first by the Chair.
"--we hold these truths to be self- evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights--"  well--looks like the night shift's comin' on.	The Senator will please suspend until order is restored in the chamber.
uh--mr. president--you and i are about to be alone in here, sir. i'm not complaining for social reasons, but it'd be a pity if the gentlemen missed any of this.  mr. president--i call the chair's attention to rule five of the standing rules of the senate section three. "if it shall be found that a quorum is not present, a majority of the senators present--," and that begins to look like me--"may direct the sergeant-at-arms to request, and if necessary *compel* the attendance of the absent senators."  mr. president--*i so direct*.	Ring the call to quorum.
order, gentlemen!	Mr. President--I stand guilty as *framed*! Because Section Forty is graft, and I was ready to say so. I was ready to tell you that one man in my state--Mister James Taylor-- was putting that dam through for his own profit!
you were about to recognize me, sir--	That is merely your *impression*, Senator. The Chair has yet to settle the question to its own satisfaction!
however, senator smith is still a member of this body and as such has equal claim on the attention of the chair--	You were about to recognize me, sir--
the senator understands he is limited to five minutes?	Yes, sir--
the chair recognizes the rather strong- lunged junior senator, mr. smith.	I--I'm sorry, sir. I--I have a bill--
"so help me god."	Senator, you can talk all you want to, now.
"i do solemnly swear--that i will support and defend the constitution of the united states--against all enemies, foreign and domestic--that i will bear true faith and allegiance to the same--that i take this obligation freely--without and mental reservation and purpose of evasion-- and that i will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which i am about to enter. so help me god."	"So help me God."
i don't understand, sir! i don't know what the gentleman--	The Senator has no voice in this chamber until the oath of office has been administered!
yes. washington laid the cornerstone though--wearing an apron for the ceremony that was embroidered by madame lafayette--	Yes, *sir*.  Let's *go* Henry.
oh--you're *sure* of that now?	Yes. Washington laid the cornerstone though--wearing an apron for the ceremony that was embroidered by Madame Lafayette--
i said--i mean--washington didn't live to see it finished. congress didn't move here from philadelphia till eighteen hundred.	Oh--you're *sure* of that now?
how's that, buddy?	I said--I mean--Washington didn't live to see it finished. Congress didn't move here from Philadelphia till eighteen hundred.
since the time of adams--not washington.	How's that, buddy?
yeah! how about it? you're a nature lover. do you handle any of that sign language?	Well--I can *manage*--
oh--nothing--nothing. my idea is-- for the government to lend us the money--and the boys'll pay it back-- sending in a penny or a nickel--no more than a dime--no, gosh--the government's got enough on its hands without--	Great!  The Government's putting dough in too many places *now*!
marvelous! and what would this camp set the government back?	Oh--nothing--nothing. My idea is-- for the Government to lend us the money--and the boys'll pay it back-- sending in a penny or a nickel--no more than a dime--no, gosh--the Government's got enough on its hands without--
a pet idea--you know--pension bill-- save the buffalo--you've got *one* notion you think would be good for this country, haven't you?	Well--I have got *one* idea--
ax?	A pet idea--you know--pension bill-- save the buffalo--you've got *one* notion you think would be good for this country, haven't you?
well--i haven't needed much law so far--what i'd like to get first is a little common sense--	Swell!
one moment, friends, let's give the senator a break.  now, where'd you say you studied law?	Well--I haven't needed much law so far--what I'd like to get first is a little common sense--
what does he want to--? what's *he* doing writing a bill?	Why, he's a Senator, isn't he? I'm surprised at you, Mister McGann--
a bill! not *him*!	What does he want to--? What's *he* doing writing a Bill?
the head man's writing a bill.	A Bill! Not *him*!
what do you mean? what's going on?	The Head Man's writing a Bill.
i wouldn't wait if i were you.	What do you mean? What's going on?
my, my--you sho' are pahwerfully upset, mister mcgann--but you' awfully cute.	Yeah? Well, when I get my hands on a red-headed doll with a southern lingo, I'll--
whaddaya mean! what did *i* have to do with it? i don't blame the guy.  wow! twenty-four hours in this town and nothing but dog-fights! and things aren't bad enough--last night i have to get a run-around from some wise dame--	My, my--you sho' are pahwerfully upset, Mister McGann--but you' awfully cute.
that's what he's been doing since last heard from.	Whaddaya mean! What did *I* have to do with it? I don't blame the guy.  Wow! Twenty-four hours in this town and nothing but dog-fights! And things aren't bad enough--last night I have to get a run-around from some wise dame--
what! who?	That's what he's been doing since last heard from.
how'd you like a punch in the nose?	What! Who?
well! hear anything? any sign of him?	How'd you like a punch in the nose?
your ranger's on the garbage pile, happy! he's done for!	Shut up! You've *got* the man pilloried! Do you have to dance around him like a cannibal--!
saunders! i'd like to tie her in a sack and drop her from the brooklyn bridge--	--now he wants to talk to the Congressmen from the Willet Creek districts--he's run their names down--
--i've used every argument in the world to try to turn him off. he just keeps coming back to the dam-- and what he knows--	Saunders! I'd like to tie her in a sack and drop her from the Brooklyn Bridge--
jim's methods won't do in washington.	Joe--listen--all Susan has to do is turn those big eyes on him--he'll fall all over himself--just keep him out of there *one afternoon*--while they read that bill--
well, then--this is too much for *my* lame brain. i'm calling jim taylor.	Jim's methods won't do in Washington.
my daughter isn't here to carry out assignments like that for *anybody*.	Well, then--this is too much for *my* lame brain. I'm calling Jim Taylor.
susan!	My daughter isn't here to carry out assignments like that for *anybody*.
that won't work, chick. this boy's honest, not stupid.	Susan!
listen--tomorrow i take him to see monuments--if i have to hit him over the head with a couple!	That won't work, Chick. This boy's honest, not stupid.
i know that.	Listen--tomorrow I take him to see monuments--if I have to hit him over the head with a couple!
tomorrow! joe--he'll hear the section on willet dam. he can't be there!	I know that.
be quiet, chick--i'm trying to think--  this deficiency bill is going to be read in the senate tomorrow.	Tomorrow! Joe--he'll hear the section on Willet Dam. He can't be there!
joe--i'm getting leery of this guy. we keep calling him dumb--and he keeps winding up in our hair! i'm telling you--when he finds out there's a dam going up where he wants his camp, he's gonna start asking questions six ways from sunday--	Be quiet, Chick--I'm trying to think--  This Deficiency Bill is going to be read in the Senate tomorrow.
--amazing coincidence! of all places in the world--to choose willet creek for his boys' camp!	Joe--I'm getting leery of this guy. We keep calling him dumb--and he keeps winding up in our hair! I'm telling you--when he finds out there's a dam going up where he wants his camp, he's gonna start asking questions six ways from Sunday--
that's dynamite, joe!	--amazing coincidence! Of all places in the world--to choose Willet Creek for his boys' camp!
let's get away from here.	That's dynamite, Joe!
did i hear right? did he say *willet creek*?	Let's get away from here.
joe! you *told* him to!	Yes--a camp bill that will never get beyond a first reading. So calm down, Chick--and--goodnight.
joe--drop everything and come with me!	What's the matter?
eleven b street, northeast. take his bags and your own right over--and get yourself a room in the same place--	Listen, Joe--at least--after a day like this--I got one good bust coming before I start showing him monuments--
chick--	I've got 'im, Joe. Be right along.
h'ya, carl--h'ya, bill!	Jeff--meet Mr. Cook and Mr. Griffith-- members of our State headquarters here.
here, jeff, i'll advance it for you.-- fine introduction to the nation's capital!	Here, I'll take a dozen of those things. Miss Paine.
you can't find it in racing forms, chick.	Fine thing Jim Taylor wished on me-- show him the monuments--I need this job like I need ten pounds.
well, that's out. either it's *lots* of reporters and *lots* of tickets or--. now will you go and call 'em before i change my mind about the whole thing!	Okay. See you here.
hey--i wanna *scoop*!	Well, that's out. Either it's *lots* of reporters and *lots* of tickets or--. Now will you go and call 'em before I change my mind about the whole thing!
look, nosey--your pals would like to get in on this, wouldn't they?	Hey--I wanna *scoop*!
what do i *mean*, huh? uh--*i'll* tell ya--world's series--a pass! in a month it's worth fifteen bucks!	Well, well!
go away, nosey.	Saunders--it's meat and drink--lemme at 'im! Five minutes--! I'll make it right with you!
who? who? your boss! a nut, huh? a nut! wow! there's a *story* in this guy--! i smelled it!	Go away, Nosey.
every word that boy said is the truth! i'm not fit for office! i'm not fit for any place of honor or trust in this land! expel me--!	He did it.
it's too late now--it's *impossible*!	So I go right back where I was-- carrying compromises--covering up-- back to political tricks--this time for--! No! I was just getting rid of all that. If I did *anything*, I ought to go and tell him to stand up and--. No! I don't want any part of it! Smith or anything else! I'm all through. I want to be left alone!
*me! me*! i *still* don't see why i should--! if you love him so much, why don't you go to him yourself and-- ? or better still--get up in that senate and *fight* for him!	It's too late now--it's *impossible*!
i thought i could, too.  *my* business--this fine future! i have no future i *care* about, if this boy is broken! i--i can't sleep. the only important thing in my life now is to save what i can for him. i want him to get a start again--i'll see that he's taken care of as long as he lives--!  saunders--whether you ever mean anything to him or not--	*Me! Me*! I *still* don't see why I should--! If you love him so much, why don't you go to him yourself and-- ? Or better still--get up in that Senate and *fight* for him!
all right--*yes*! and what does that make me to him? *nothing*! i've got to go about my own business--and forget it!	I thought I could, too.  *My* business--this fine future! I have no future I *care* about, if this boy is broken! I--I can't sleep. The only important thing in my life now is to save what I can for him. I want him to get a start again--I'll see that he's taken care of as long as he lives--!  Saunders--whether you ever mean anything to him or not--
do you?	All right--*yes*! And what does that make me to him? *Nothing*! I've got to go about my own business--and forget it!
what are you talking about? what difference--?	Do you?
but--you love him, don't you, saunders?	What are you talking about? What difference--?
well--me, too!	But--you love him, don't you, Saunders?
he's lost complete faith in me--	Well--me, too!
why don't you do it yourself?	He's lost complete faith in me--
yes--	Why don't you do it yourself?
what are you driving at? you want *me* to get him to sign that?	Yes--
saunders--it's going to go pretty bad for jeff tomorrow. there's only one thing that can be done for him now--  i--i've written his resignation. he resigns under protest--denying all charges. no one will ever be sure if he was guilty or not. it leaves him with at least a shred of honor. the other way--branded openly in the senate--expelled--he'll never live it down. rather a simple compromise than utter ruin. in a year--the whole thing might be forgotten--	What are you driving at? You want *me* to get him to sign that?
what do you want, senator?	Saunders--it's going to go pretty bad for Jeff tomorrow. There's only one thing that can be done for him now--  I--I've written his resignation. He resigns under protest--denying all charges. No one will ever be sure if he was guilty or not. It leaves him with at least a shred of honor. The other way--branded openly in the Senate--expelled--he'll never live it down. Rather a simple compromise than utter ruin. In a year--the whole thing might be forgotten--
well, when i first came to washington, my eyes were big, blue question marks-- now they're big, green dollar marks--	I see. All right. You finish this job properly--and you get a handsome bonus besides--
what do you mean?	Well, when I first came to Washington, my eyes were big, blue question marks-- now they're big, green dollar marks--
yeah?  and what else?	What do you mean?
you deserve a lot better. and i'll tell you what we'll do. stay and play nurse, as you say--and if certain things happen i'm taking everybody up with me, and you'll get one of the biggest jobs in washington.	Yeah?  And what else?
yeah--i see i'm right where i've been for seven years--	You deserve a lot better. And I'll tell you what we'll do. Stay and play nurse, as you say--and if certain things happen I'm taking everybody up with me, and you'll get one of the biggest jobs in Washington.
you're more than that. i've had example of the fact that wild horses couldn't pull confidential matter in these two offices out of you. that's why i tell you what i do--about smith and this situation. so, you see--	Yeah--I see I'm right where I've been for seven years--
and i'm an old hand at following instructions--	You're more than that. I've had example of the fact that wild horses couldn't pull confidential matter in these two offices out of you. That's why I tell you what I do--about Smith and this situation. So, you see--
you see--governor hopper made an appointment in this case that--well, jeff isn't exactly fitted to the work, let's say. he's here to see monuments--and pass the time. that's important to--to my work--and everybody concerned. so, someone who can be trusted has to occupy him and keep him out of trouble--	And I'm an old hand at following instructions--
no?	You see--Governor Hopper made an appointment in this case that--well, Jeff isn't exactly fitted to the work, let's say. He's here to see monuments--and pass the time. That's important to--to my work--and everybody concerned. So, someone who can be trusted has to occupy him and keep him out of trouble--
i meant it for one. i meant--sam foley couldn't get along without you-- and neither can i at the moment--	No?
nice *compliment*!	I meant it for one. I meant--Sam Foley couldn't get along without you-- and neither can I at the moment--
you're the best nurse i can think of--	Nice *compliment*!
look, senator--i wasn't given a brain just to tell a boy ranger what time it is. what do you need me for? get somebody else--get a registered nurse--	You're the best nurse I can think of--
oh, now--that won't do--	Look, Senator--I wasn't given a brain just to tell a Boy Ranger what time it is. What do you need me for? Get somebody else--get a registered nurse--
that's right.	Oh, now--that won't do--
well--that's very fine.  saunders, some person in your office says you've quit--	That's right.
yes. he went to mount vernon to give himself a patriotic address.	Well--that's very fine.  Saunders, some person in your office says you've quit--
by the way, mr. mcgann just phoned-- in a high fever. smith's gone again. have you any idea where?	Yes. He went to Mount Vernon to give himself a patriotic address.
no--i'm sorry. i merely saw him home. i'm not supposed to tuck him in and give him his bottle. that's mcgann's job.	By the way, Mr. McGann just phoned-- in a high fever. Smith's gone again. Have you any idea where?
no?	No--I'm sorry. I merely saw him home. I'm not supposed to tuck him in and give him his bottle. That's McGann's job.
the ranger's notices? no idea at all.	No?
yes. good morning, saunders.  have you--uh--any idea how this happened?	The ranger's notices? No idea at all.
you want to see me, senator?	Yes. Good morning, Saunders.  Have you--uh--any idea how this happened?
i hit him from the floor with everything i knew!	Keep doing it! This is the whole works, Joe--we're out of business of bigger than we then we ever were. We can't miss a trick--we can't stop at *anything*--till this yokel's smashed up and buried so deep he'll never--!
he won't get started! i'll *make* public opinion out there in five hours. i've done it all my life! i'll blacken this punk until--  joe--your job is back in the senate-- keep those men fighting him *there*.	I hit him from the floor with everything I knew!
and if he can raise public opinion against us--if any *part* of this sticks--	He won't get started! I'll *make* public opinion out there in five hours. I've done it all my life! I'll blacken this punk until--  Joe--your job is back in the Senate-- keep those men fighting him *there*.
sure! the fight's in the open now-- to a finish--!	And if he can raise public opinion against us--if any *part* of this sticks--
jim--the boy's talking to that state-- the story is out--!	Sure! The fight's in the open now-- to a finish--!
hey--joe! where you going? we've got to celebrate tonight!	No--I--I'll take a walk--
maybe he won't get up.	But--if he *does*, Joe--
anything *better* to offer?	Maybe he won't get up.
it's crucifying him--!	Anything *better* to offer?
it's in your lap, joe. keep an eye on him. if he gets to his feet and says anything--	It's crucifying him--!
you can't say *that* to--	*I* know what I'm doing! I'll say what I *want*!
just a minute, joe!	You can't say *that* to--
jim!	Just a minute, Joe!
glad to know you, senator. meet the boys--	Congressmen, Radner, Schultz, Diggs--
jeff--this is mr. taylor.	Glad to know you, Senator. Meet the boys--
jim, it's just that i like the kid-- i don't want to see you get too rough on him.	I'm glad to see you come to your senses. You had me scared there for a minute, thought.  Let him in.
oh, it's all right--it's all right. it seems a shame, though, to part company like this after all these years, especially now with a national convention coming up. joe, i've put everything i have behind you. and so did all of our friends, but i guess we'll survive. we'll just have to find somebody else that's got a little more sense, that's all. in the meantime, you explain to mr. smith about willet dam. it's your bill-- it's your reputation, and if he can't find enough facts to break you with, you just send him to me and i'll give him a couple of good ones. i'm taking the next plane home.	Jim, it's just that I like the kid-- I don't want to see you get too rough on him.
jim, you don't have to--	Oh, it's all right--it's all right. It seems a shame, though, to part company like this after all these years, especially now with a national convention coming up. Joe, I've put everything I have behind you. And so did all of our friends, but I guess we'll survive. We'll just have to find somebody else that's got a little more sense, that's all. In the meantime, you explain to Mr. Smith about Willet Dam. It's your bill-- it's your reputation, and if he can't find enough facts to break you with, you just send him to me and I'll give him a couple of good ones. I'm taking the next plane home.
oh, i see. out steamroller methods are getting too hard to your sensitive soul, is that it, joe? the silver knight is getting to big for us. my methods have been all right for the past twenty years, joe, since i picked you out of a fly-specked hole in the wall and blew you up to look like a senator, and now you can't stand it. well, maybe you won't have to stand it, joe. maybe we can fix it so you and your boy ranger can go home together.	Jim, you don't have to--
i don't want any part of crucifying this boy.	Oh, I see. Out steamroller methods are getting too hard to your sensitive soul, is that it, Joe? The Silver Knight is getting to big for us. My methods have been all right for the past twenty years, Joe, since I picked you out of a fly-specked hole in the wall and blew you up to look like a Senator, and now you can't stand it. Well, maybe you won't have to stand it, Joe. Maybe we can fix it so you and your Boy Ranger can go home together.
you won't stand for it?	I don't want any part of crucifying this boy.
jim, i won't stand for it.	You won't stand for it?
well, what do you want me to do? stand around like you chump and let that drooling infant wrap that willet creek dam appropriation around my neck. either he falls in line with us and behaves himself or i'll break him so wide open they'll never be able to find the pieces.	Jim, I won't stand for it.
oh, jim, that's beside the point. this boy's different. he's honest and beside he thinks the world of me. we can't do this to him.	Well, what do you want me to do? Stand around like you chump and let that drooling infant wrap that Willet Creek Dam appropriation around my neck. Either he falls in line with us and behaves himself or I'll break him so wide open they'll never be able to find the pieces.
steamroller stuff, joe? my methods don't go in washington? they've done pretty well by now, haven't they?	Oh, Jim, that's beside the point. This boy's different. He's honest and beside he thinks the world of me. We can't do this to him.
jim, you can't come here and pull that steamroller stuff. your methods won't do here. this boy is a senator, however it happened, he's a senator. this is washington.	Steamroller stuff, Joe? My methods don't go in Washington? They've done pretty well by now, haven't they?
what do you think?	Jim, you can't come here and pull that steamroller stuff. Your methods won't do here. This boy is a Senator, however it happened, he's a Senator. This is Washington.
wait a minute--jim--you didn't ask *smith* over here!	What do you think?
that's him. let him in.	Wait a minute--Jim--you didn't ask *Smith* over here!
a young patriot?--who recites jefferson and lincoln?--turned loose in our nation's capital? i think i can.	Chick--turn the ballyhoo boys loose on this right away. Greatest appointment ever made. A banquet-- declare a holiday.
joe--do you mean to say--do you think you can actually *handle* this--this whatever-you-call-it in washington?	A young patriot?--Who recites Jefferson and Lincoln?--turned loose in our nation's capital? I think I can.
wait a minute, boys. happy may have hit on something tremendous here. rather than let miller or anyone else in at this stage, we simply put blinders on this simple son of nature-- and turn him loose on monuments. he's completely out of the way in washington, and as happy says, you make political capital out of it at home.	Joe--do you mean to say--do you think you can actually *handle* this--this whatever-you-call-it in Washington?
well, then appoint miller--if you're sure he'll take orders.	Don't worry about Horace--he'll take orders. Come on--
we can't drop it now, joe. we bought the land around this dam and we're holding it in dummy names. if we drop it or delay it--we are going to bring about investigations, and investigations will show that we own that land and are trying to sell it to the state under phoney names. no, joe, in my judgment the only thing to do is push this dam through--and get it over with.	Well, then appoint Miller--if you're sure he'll take orders.
jim--if what you say about the future is remotely possible--why not do as i say--drop things like this dam?	We can't drop it now, Joe. We bought the land around this Dam and we're holding it in dummy names. If we drop it or delay it--we are going to bring about investigations, and investigations will show that we own that land and are trying to sell it to the State under phoney names. No, Joe, in my judgment the only thing to do is push this Dam through--and get it over with.
joe, that's coming a long way in twenty years since i met you practising law down there in main street.	Jim--if what you say about the future is remotely possible--why not do as I say--drop things like this dam?
joe--what's the matter with you-- where you're concerned, i wouldn't take the slightest risk--'specially now after the great reputation you've made in the senate. why, look at this campaign i've started for you in all my papers. you're the logical man from the west on the national ticket--at the convention, anything can happen--	Joe, that's coming a long way in twenty years since I met you practising law down there in Main Street.
i know, but is it worth the risk of a scandal now that a new man is going to the senate?	Joe--what's the matter with you-- where you're concerned, I wouldn't take the slightest risk--'specially now after the great reputation you've made in the Senate. Why, look at this campaign I've started for you in all my papers. You're the logical man from the West on the National ticket--at the convention, anything can happen--
joe--i've got a lot of people to take care of in this state.	I know, but is it worth the risk of a scandal now that a new man is going to the Senate?
how much does the willet dam mean to you, jim?	Joe--I've got a lot of people to take care of in this State.
that'd be a crime--after all this work--getting it buried in this deficiency bill as nice as you please-- approved--all ready to roll--	How much does the Willet Dam mean to you, Jim?
jim--suppose we didn't try to go through with this willet creek dam-- suppose we postpone it until the next session of congress--or drop it altogether--	That'd be a crime--after all this work--getting it buried in this Deficiency Bill as nice as you please-- approved--all ready to roll--
that's why i say miller--horace miller. he jumped through hoops for the machine before we moved him up to the bench. he'll take orders.	Jim--suppose we didn't try to go through with this Willet Creek Dam-- suppose we postpone it until the next session of Congress--or drop it altogether--
--in other words, jim--with this willet creek dam on the fire--the man who goes to the senate now in sam foley's place can't ask any questions or talk out of turn. we must be absolutely sure of him.	That's why I say Miller--Horace Miller. He jumped through hoops for the machine before we moved him up to the bench. He'll take orders.
that happy hopper is tougher to handle than a prima-donna.	--in other words, Jim--with this Willet Creek Dam on the fire--the man who goes to the Senate now in Sam Foley's place can't ask any questions or talk out of turn. We must be absolutely sure of him.
what! not ol' honest abe!	And Honest Abe's ideals. A rare man-- these days.
well, at the expense of some of the furniture, susan--you've made another conquest.	What! Not Ol' Honest Abe!
jefferson dropped in for a minute, susan.	How nice. How do you do, Senator?
father--oh.	Jefferson dropped in for a minute, Susan.
do i actually *see* this--?	Listen, Father! "Young Lochinvar smitten with Susan Paine"!
such pretty knees for a big boy!	Do I actually *see* this--?
his first 'whiff'!	Such pretty knees for a big boy!
all right, we'll take jeff with us--	I'm afraid we won't have room in the car, Father. Senator Smith can follow with Mr. McGann and the pigeons.
how nice.	All right, we'll take Jeff with us--
here, here, susan--this is jeff smith-- our new senator.	I don't care to meet anybody until I get paid--come on--come on. One dollar each, please, for the Milk Fund.
is there objection?  you may proceed, senator.	Page boys!
mr. president, will the senator yield for a question?	Will Senator Smith yield to his colleague?
order!	Finally, there was only one answer to a man like him--the truth--which I rose and gave to this body!  Mr. President--he has told lie upon lie--every lie a desperate attempt to conceal his own guilt. And now, he is trying to blackmail this Senate-- as he tried to blackmail me! To prevent his expulsion, he would probably even try to hold up this Deficiency Bill--vital to the whole country--which must be passed immediately--*today*! *Anything*--to force you to clear his bad name and save his hide!  Gentlemen--I--I have no more patience with this--this *rascally* character. I apologize to this body for his appointment--I regret I had ever known him. I--I'm sick and tired of this contemptible young man and I refuse to listen to him any longer! I hope every member of this body feels as I do!
order!	--to avoid bringing disgrace upon a clean and honorable State!
i accuse this man--by his tone--by his careful denials--he is deliberately trying to plant damaging impressions of my conduct--! *i'll* tell you why we were in tht room. because mr. taylor, a respected citizen of our state, had brought with him the evidence against this man, later presented from this floor, and *we were urging him to resign*-- !	Order!
senator paine will state it!	It was *I* who rose in this Chamber to accuse him. He is saying that I was carrying out criminal orders on falsified evidence--
will the senator yield?	Order!  Will Senator Smith yield to--?
mr. president! will the senator yield?	Will Senator Smith yield to--?
senator paine.	I present the credentials of Honorable Jefferson Smith who has just been appointed Senator by the Governor of my state.
mr. president...	Senator Paine.
i got a trunk in that room. will you get it out for me?	Certainly.
put that away, slug!  at your service!	I got a trunk in that room. Will you get it out for me?
that's going to be fun.	Some people like it.
yeah, mr. cobb said stick to your tail no matter what.	That's very nice of Mr. Cobb - but I don't want anybody sticking to my tail no matter what.
no. don't ever want to go out without telling us.	Who are you?
deeds! who do you think i'm talking about?	Oh, yes - Deeds. Fine fellow. Very democratic. You won't have no trouble at all. Talk to anybody.
who's that?	Deeds! Who do you think I'm talking about?
we'd like to get in touch with him. it's very important.	Who's that?
yes, sir. yes, indeedy. everyone knows deeds.	Yes, I
yes.	Yes, sir. Yes, indeedy. Everyone knows Deeds.
deeds?	Yes.
i say, my friend, do you know a fellow by the name of longfellow deeds?	Deeds?
good morning.	Morning, neighbors. Morning.
he's still pixilated.	He sure is.
oh, yes.	Yes, indeedy.
why, everybody in mandrake falls in pixilated - except us.	Uh-huh.
why, you've always been pixilated, longfellow.	Always.
why, you own it, longfellow.	Yes, you own it.
he sure is pixilated.	Oh, yes - he's pixilated all right.
never can tell what he's going to do.	He sure is pixilated.
for no reason, i guess. he always does it. we always run into the house when we see him coming.	Never can tell what he's going to do.
sometimes he whistles.	And sings.
he walks in the rain, without his hat, and talks to himself.	Sometimes he whistles.
pixilated.	Uh-huh.
they think he's pixilated.	Oh yes, pixilated.
most every day.	Sometimes twice.
yes. elsie taggart was the midwife.	He was a seven-months baby.
since he was born.	Yes. Elsie Taggart was the midwife.
thank you very much.	Next, please.
all right, mr. dodsworth. i think you'll qualify.  take this to that desk over there for further instructions.	Thank you very much.
no, no children.	All right, Mr. Dodsworth. I think you'll qualify.  Take this to that desk over there for further instructions.
any children?	No, no children.
yes, sir.	Any children?
are you married?	Yes, sir.
i don't mind though. i had a lot of fun doing it.	Would you like to go for a walk?
i haven't.	Why not?
you don't go out with girls very much, do you?	I haven't.
no.	You don't go out with girls very much, do you?
no. are you?	No.
you are , aren't you?	Yes!!!
what's that got to do with it?	You are , aren't you?
well, you are in love with him, aren't you?	What's that got to do with it?
what's that got to do with it?	Well, you are in love with him, aren't you?
your honor, this is absurd. the woman's obviously in love with him.	What's that got to do with it?
oh, thank you!	Your Honor, what she is saying has no bearing on the case. I object.
it isn't all! i'd like to explain	That's all, Miss Bennett. That's all.
that's all, miss bennett.	It isn't all! I'd like to explain
yes, but i	That's all, Miss Bennett.
and you saw them happen?	Yes, but I
they're colored! just to make him look silly!	And you saw them happen?
but they did take place?	They're colored! Just to make him look silly!
no!!	But they did take place?
are they true!	NO!!
yes!	Are they true!
were you present when all these things took place?	Yes!
yes!	Were you present when all these things took place?
are these the articles?	Yes!
yes!	Are these the articles?
did you subsequently write a series of articles about him?	Yes!
yes.	Did you subsequently write a series of articles about him?
were you given an assignment to follow the activities of longfellow deeds?	Yes.
you are under oath, miss bennett. i ask you again - are you employed by the morning mail?	No! I resigned last week!
no!	You are under oath, Miss Bennett. I ask you again - are you employed by the Morning Mail?
thank you, your honor. are you employed by the morning mail?	No!
it's obviously a frameup! they're trying to railroad this man for the money they can get out of him!	Your Honor!
hello, mary?	Oh, hello darling.
would you like to read it? it's to you.	Yes, of course.
yes, here we are again.  good night.	Mary - I - excuse me
well, here we are again.	Yes, here we are again.  Good night.
a girl?	Oh, an imaginary one. I used to hike a lot through the woods and I'd always take this girl with me so I could talk to her. I'd show her my pet trees and things. Sounds kind of silly but we had a lot of fun doing it.
all my life, i've wanted somebody to talk to. back in mandrake falls, i always used to talk to a girl.	A girl?
no, i don't mind.	All my life, I've wanted somebody to talk to. Back in Mandrake Falls, I always used to talk to a girl.
do you mind if i talk to you, mary? you don't have to pay any attention to me.	No, I don't mind.
in a day or so, i think.	I don't blame you.
are you? when?	In a day or so, I think.
mary, i'm going home.	Are you? When?
all right.	Mary, I'm going home.
let's just walk, okay?	All right.
the reason why i wanted to take a walk, mary, is 'cause i wanted to talk to you.	Let's just walk, okay?
gosh, she looks better every time i see her.	Thank you.
ready?	Gosh, she looks better every time I see her.
yes, if it isn't too late.	I'll get my hat.
oh, i wouldn't let them stop me from seeing you. so i threw them out!	You threw them out!
i didn't think you could come with the party and everything.	Oh, I wouldn't let them stop me from seeing you. So I threw them out!
you know what i've been doing since i got home? been working on a poem.  it's about you.  sometimes it's kinda hard for me to say things - so i write 'em.	I'd like to read it some time.
well, that's very nice. thank you.	You know what I've been doing since I got home? Been working on a poem.  It's about you.  Sometimes it's kinda hard for me to say things - so I write 'em.
i wanted to thank you again for going out with me.  huh? well, i don't know what i'd do without you. you've made up for all the fakes that i've met.	Well, that's very nice. Thank you.
no - not at all. i couldn't sleep either.	I wanted to thank you again for going out with me.  Huh? Well, I don't know what I'd do without you. You've made up for all the fakes that I've met.
couldn't sleep. kinda wanted to talk to you. do you mind?	No - not at all. I couldn't sleep either.
sure. look! you sing it over again, and i'll do "humoresque" with you.	It had better be good.
"humoresque"? i'll bet you don't even know how it goes.	Sure. Look! You sing it over again, and I'll do "Humoresque" with you.
sure. i can sing "humoresque."	"Humoresque"? I'll bet you don't even know how it goes.
oh, i suppose you could do better.	Sure. I can sing "Humoresque."
sure!	Oh, I suppose you could do better.
yes. i can do "swanee river." would you like to hear me?	Sure!
he did?	Yes. I can do "Swanee River." Would you like to hear me?
the drums. he taught me to play some.	He did?
what did he play?	The drums. He taught me to play some.
yeah, i know.	What did he play?
he did? i play the tuba	Yeah, I know.
he played in the town band, too.	He did? I play the tuba
he sounds like a person worth while knowing.	He played in the town band, too.
oh, yes. i used to have a lot of fun there when i was a little girl. i used to love to go fishing with my father. that's funny. he was a lot like you, my father was. talked like you, too. sometimes he'd let me hold the line while he smoked - and we'd just sit there for hours. and after awhile, for no reason, i'd go over and kiss him and sit in his lap. he never said very much but once i remember him saying: "no matter what happens, honey, don't complain."	He sounds like a person worth while knowing.
you have?	Oh, yes. I used to have a lot of fun there when I was a little girl. I used to love to go fishing with my father. That's funny. He was a lot like you, my father was. Talked like you, too. Sometimes he'd let me hold the line while he smoked - and we'd just sit there for hours. And after awhile, for no reason, I'd go over and kiss him and sit in his lap. He never said very much but once I remember him saying: "No matter what happens, honey, don't complain."
i've often thought about going back.	You have?
probably as small as mandrake falls.	Gosh! What do you know about that!
really?	Probably as small as Mandrake Falls.
i'm from a small town too, you know.	Really?
i'd rather have mandrake falls.	I'm from a small town too, you know.
i haven't met anybody here that i like, particularly. they all seem to have the st. vitus dance.[12]  except you, of course.  people here are funny. they work so hard at living - they forget how to live  last night, after i left you, i was walking along and looking at the tall buildings and i got to thinking about what thoreau said. they created a lot of grand palaces here - but they forgot to create the noblemen to put in them.	I'd rather have Mandrake Falls.
you must have met a lot of swell society girls since you've been here. don't you like them?	I haven't met anybody here that I like, particularly. They all seem to have the St. Vitus Dance.[12]  Except you, of course.  People here are funny. They work so hard at living - they forget how to live  Last night, after I left you, I was walking along and looking at the tall buildings and I got to thinking about what Thoreau said. They created a lot of grand palaces here - but they forgot to create the noblemen to put in them.
oh, i don't know.	You must have met a lot of swell society girls since you've been here. Don't you like them?
what did you mean by that?	Nothing
oh, that	What did you mean by that?
you said i was a lady in distress.	Oh, that
what's that?	You said I was a lady in distress.
you know, you said something to me when you first met me that i've thought about a great deal.	What's that?
yeah. anyway, there aren't any photographers around.	You know, you said something to me when you first met me that I've thought about a great deal.
here's a nice place.	Yeah. Anyway, there aren't any photographers around.
oh, they just do it to sell the newspapers, you know.	Yeah, I guess so. What puzzles me is why people seem to get so much pleasure out of hurting each other. Why don't they try liking each other once in a while?
i'm not worrying any more. i suppose they'll go on writing them till they get tired. you don't believe all that stuff, do you?	Oh, they just do it to sell the newspapers, you know.
you're worried about those articles they're writing about you, aren't you?	I'm not worrying any more. I suppose they'll go on writing them till they get tired. You don't believe all that stuff, do you?
you can almost spit on it, can't you?	Why don't you try?
there's times square.	You can almost spit on it, can't you?
now, what do you see?	Me?  Oh, I see a small Ohio farm boy becoming a great soldier. I see thousands of marching men. I see General Lee with a broken heart, surrendering, and I can see the beginning of a new nation, like Abraham Lincoln said. And I can see that Ohio boy being inaugurated as President  Things like that can only happen in a country like America.
that depends on what they see.	Now, what do you see?
i say, to most people it's a washout.	That depends on what they see.
huh?	I say, to most people it's a washout.
to most people, it's an awful letdown.	Huh?
it's wonderful.	To most people, it's an awful letdown.
there you are. grant's tomb. i hope you're not disappointed.	It's wonderful.
yes.	Yeah, let's.
would you like to walk the rest of the way? it's so nice out.	Yes.
uh-huh.	That's what I like about you. You think about a man's feelings. I'd like to go down to that newspaper and punch the fellow in the nose that's writing that stuff
have you seen the papers?	Uh-huh.
what are they going to do?	Do you always wear your hair like that?
huh?  oh. they said i was crazy. said i wanted to run it like a grocery store.	What are they going to do?
what did they say?	Huh?  Oh. They said I was crazy. Said I wanted to run it like a grocery store.
gosh, you look pretty tonight.	What did they say?
what did they say?	Gosh, you look pretty tonight.
i told 'em i'd play along with them if they lowered their prices - and cut down expenses - and broadcast.	What did they say?
oh. what's happening about the opera?	Oh, that - well, we had another meeting. I told them I'd go on being Chairman if
sure. i met you.	Oh. What's happening about the opera?
the aquarium was swell. if i lived in new york, i'd go there every day. i'll bet you do.	Well, I'd like to - but I have a job to think of.
i enjoy it.	The Aquarium was swell. If I lived in New York, I'd go there every day. I'll bet you do.
it's awfully nice of you to show me around like this.	I enjoy it.
there's just one thing more. if it weren't for miss dawson being here with me, i'd probably bump your heads together.	Oh, I don't mind.
look - there's brookfield, the poet.	Really?
you've been having quite an exciting time here, haven't you?  all those meetings and business deals and society people - haven't you been having fun?	No. That is, I didn't  Until I met you. I like talking to you, though  Imagine my finding you right on my doorstep.
what?	Oh - uh - nothing.
you were a lady in distress, weren't you?	What?
oh, that was so lovely. thank you.	You were a lady in distress, weren't you?
well, i guess i've told you almost everything there is to tell. my folks live in a small town near hartford. i'm down here alone trying to make a living.  oh, i'm really just a nobody.	Oh, that was so lovely. Thank you.
tell me more about yourself.	Well, I guess I've told you almost everything there is to tell. My folks live in a small town near Hartford. I'm down here alone trying to make a living.  Oh, I'm really just a nobody.
mmm, it tastes so good. mr. deeds, i don't know how i can ever thank you.	Tell me more about yourself.
feel better now?	Mmm, it tastes so good. Mr. Deeds, I don't know how I can ever thank you.
what happened?	Well, I guess I walked too much. I've been looking for a job all day. I found one, too. I start tomorrow.  You've been awfully kind. Thank you very much.
oh, no, really - i'll be all right.	What happened?
look, this is my house. i'd like to	Oh, no, really - I'll be all right.
no, thank you. i'll be all right.	Look, this is my house. I'd like to
you fainted.	Oh, did I? I'm sorry . . .
why there she is!  of course she's home.  stupid of me . . .	Hello.
just a minute. no, you don't.	We're not going out tonight.
you're acting like a school girl.	What else can I do? Keeping this up is no good. He's bound to find out sometime.  At least I can save him that .
tell him i had to leave suddenly. i got a job in china - some place.	You're acting like a school girl.
what'll i tell him if he calls up?	Tell him I had to leave suddenly. I got a job in China - some place.
running away is no solution.	What'll I tell him if he calls up?
i just couldn't stand seeing him again.	Running away is no solution.
you're a fool, babe.	I just couldn't stand seeing him again.
huh?	No - of course you don't. We've forgotten. We're too busy being smart-alecks.  Too busy in a crazy competition for nothing.
he's got goodness, mabel. do you know what that is?	Huh?
aw, cut it out, will you? you'll get me thinking about charlie again.	He's got goodness, Mabel. Do you know what that is?
is he? yeah, i thought so, too. i tried to laugh, but i couldn't. it stuck in my throat.	Aw, cut it out, will you? You'll get me thinking about Charlie again.
the guy's balmy.	Is he? Yeah, I thought so, too. I tried to laugh, but I couldn't. It stuck in my throat.
here's a guy that's wholesome and fresh. to us he looks like a freak. you know what he told me tonight? he said when he gets married he wants to carry his bride over the threshold in his arms.	The guy's balmy.
search me. ask the gypsies.	Here's a guy that's wholesome and fresh. To us he looks like a freak. You know what he told me tonight? He said when he gets married he wants to carry his bride over the threshold in his arms.
yeah, then what?	Search me. Ask the Gypsies.
you started out to be a successful newspaper woman, didn't you?	Yeah, then what?
why? why do we have to do it?	You started out to be a successful newspaper woman, didn't you?
people have been crucified before.	Why? Why do we have to do it?
i'm crucifying him.	People have been crucified before.
uh-huh.	I'm crucifying him.
mabel, that guy's either the dumbest, the stupidest, the most imbecilic idiot in the world - or he's the grandest thing alive. i can't make him out.	Uh-huh.
good night.	Mabel, that guy's either the dumbest, the stupidest, the most imbecilic idiot in the world - or he's the grandest thing alive. I can't make him out.
you haven't gotten very far, have you? that's where you were an hour ago. come on, let's knock off and go down to joe's. the gang's waiting for us.	I can't write it, Mabel! I don't know what's the matter with me.
don't be ridiculous.	You haven't gotten very far, have you? That's where you were an hour ago. Come on, let's knock off and go down to Joe's. The gang's waiting for us.
my unfailing instinct tells me something's gone wrong with the stew.	Don't be ridiculous.
no. it's nothing.	My unfailing instinct tells me something's gone wrong with the stew.
what's up, babe? something's eating you.	No. It's nothing.
nothing.	What's up, Babe? Something's eating you.
what's the matter, hon?	Nothing.
it's for you. in a couple weeks you'll get the itch so bad, you'll be working for nothing.	Hello . . .
this is for you , mac. the names of all the headwaiters in town. you can always buy a bit of choice scandal from them at reasonable prices.	Aw, listen Babe, I can't let you quit now. You're not going through with this thing, are you?
oh, as bad as that, huh?	Telling him is the long shot - I'm going to take it.
that's the rub.	Oh, as bad as that, huh?
i'll put you on another job. you need never see him again, eh?	That's the rub.
he'll probably kick me right down the stairs. i only hope he does.	I'll put you on another job. You need never see him again, eh?
you're crazy! you can't do that!	He'll probably kick me right down the stairs. I only hope he does.
i'm having lunch with him today. he expects an answer. it's going to be pretty.	You're crazy! You can't do that!
tell him you're babe bennett? tell him you've been making a stooge out of him?	I'm having lunch with him today. He expects an answer. It's going to be pretty.
i'm going to tell him the truth.	Tell him you're Babe Bennett? Tell him you've been making a stooge out of him?
what're you going to do?	I'm going to tell him the truth.
yeah. funny twist, isn't it?	Say, you haven't gone and fallen for that mug, have you?
sorry, babe. sorry. it would have made a swell story. i just got carried away. that's too bad. so he proposed to you, huh?  what a twist! you set out to nail him - and he	Yeah. Funny twist, isn't it?
print one line of that, and i'll blow your place up!	Sorry, Babe. Sorry. It would have made a swell story. I just got carried away. That's too bad. So he proposed to you, huh?  What a twist! You set out to nail him - and he
why, babe - that's terrific!  "cinderella man woos mystery girl! who is the mysterious girl that"	Print one line of that, and I'll blow your place up!
yes.	Why, Babe - that's terrific!  "Cinderella Man Woos Mystery Girl! Who is the Mysterious Girl That"
proposed to you! you mean he asked you to marry him?	Yes.
last night he proposed to me.	Proposed to you! You mean he asked you to marry him?
what's bothering you, huh?	Last night he proposed to me.
with pay!  she is out the door.	You'll get it, Babe. You'll get it.
sure.	With pay!  She is out the door.
oh, no. no. our deal was for a month's vacation - with pay.	Sure.
good! good!  stay there. don't show your face down here. i'll tell everybody you're on your vacation. they'll never know where the stories are coming from. stick close to him, babe - you can get an exclusive story out of him every day for a month. we'll have the other papers crazy.  babe, i could kiss you!	Oh, no. No. Our deal was for a month's vacation - with pay.
i even moved into mabel dawson's apartment - in case old snoopy cobb might start looking around.	Good! Good!  Stay there. Don't show your face down here. I'll tell everybody you're on your vacation. They'll never know where the stories are coming from. Stick close to him, Babe - you can get an exclusive story out of him every day for a month. We'll have the other papers crazy.  Babe, I could kiss you!
you're a genius, babe - a genius!	I even moved into Mabel Dawson's apartment - in case old snoopy Cobb might start looking around.
tonight, maybe.  i'll phone him at noon.  oh, my lunch hour. i'm a stenographer, you know. mary dawson.	You're a genius, Babe - a genius!
when're you going to see him again?	Tonight, maybe.  I'll phone him at noon.  Oh, my lunch hour. I'm a stenographer, you know. Mary Dawson.
i don't know. i had to duck to get the story out. he was so far along he never even missed me.	When're you going to see him again?
marvelous!  "at two o'clock this morning, mr. deeds tied up traffic while he fed a bagful of doughnuts to a horse. when asked why he was doing it, he replied: 'i just wanted to see how many doughnuts this horse would eat before he'd ask for a cup of coffee.'"  beautiful! what happened after that?	I don't know. I had to duck to get the story out. He was so far along he never even missed me.
had the boys follow us.	Marvelous!  "At two o'clock this morning, Mr. Deeds tied up traffic while he fed a bagful of doughnuts to a horse. When asked why he was doing it, he replied: 'I just wanted to see how many doughnuts this horse would eat before he'd ask for a cup of coffee.'"  Beautiful! What happened after that?
how'd you get the picture?	Had the boys follow us.
if we could sell tickets, we'd make a fortune.	How'd you get the picture?
cinderella man! babe, you stuck a tag on that hick that'll stick to him the rest of his life. can you imagine cobb's face when he reads this?	If we could sell tickets, we'd make a fortune.
he's the original. there are no carbon copies of that one.	Cinderella Man! Babe, you stuck a tag on that hick that'll stick to him the rest of his life. Can you imagine Cobb's face when he reads this?
is he really that big a sap?	He's the original. There are no carbon copies of that one.
i was the world's sweetest ingenue.	Is he really that big a sap?
did it?	I was the world's sweetest ingenue.
it took some high-powered acting, believe me.	Did it?
cinderella man! that's sensational, babe! sensational!	It took some high-powered acting, believe me.
now you're talking, babe. i'll keep the whole front page open. what are you going to do?	Have lunch.
leave four columns open on the front page tomorrow.	Now you're talking, Babe. I'll keep the whole front page open. What are you going to do?
uh-huh.	Leave four columns open on the front page tomorrow.
with pay!	Uh-huh.
with pay!	With pay!
can i have a month's vacation?	With pay!
listen, babe - get me some stuff on this guy, and you can have	Can I have a month's vacation?
oh, he's not getting away with anything.	Listen, Babe - get me some stuff on this guy, and you can have
what's gotten into you, babe? i remember the time when you'd blast this town wide open before you'd let cobb get away with a thing like this.	Oh, he's not getting away with anything.
look, i can do it!	What's gotten into you, Babe? I remember the time when you'd blast this town wide open before you'd let Cobb get away with a thing like this.
ow! my foot's asleep!	Come on - let's go!
boy, was he burning.	Just one little drink - and then we're ready to shoot.
yeah. mac threw cobb out again.	Boy, was he burning.
i wonder if they'd want to make it a quartet.	Shhh!
it don't look as though we're gonna get any pictures tonight.	Babe ought to get him drunk again.
come on, come on!	Hurry up!
i tell you that dame's nuts.	Right.
i suppose it's going to be the same old thing.	I tell you that dame's nuts.
yes, but you said	I don't care what I said. I can't strangle him, can I!
yes, i know. a week's gone by and we haven't got the power of attorney yet!	Yes, but you said
don't want to be critical, john, but here it is	Yes, I know. A week's gone by and we haven't got the Power of Attorney yet!
but a half million dollars! my goodness, where are we going to get	Will you stop worrying! It was I who got old man Semple to turn everything over to us, wasn't it? And who got the Power of Attorney from him ! All right, and I'll get it again!  I'll take it easy. Those books'll never leave this office.
well, it hasn't happened yet - has it?	But a half million dollars! My goodness, where are we going to get
but what if they fall into somebody else's hands, why - uh	Well, it hasn't happened yet - has it?
i know, budington. we can't afford to have the books investigated right now. you must have said that a thousand times already.	But what if they fall into somebody else's hands, why - uh
john	Close that door.  Will you get Mrs. Cedar on the phone, please?
we've got nothing to worry about. he's as naive as a child.	John
i wish you luck, sir.	Thank you. Now don't touch a thing. Leave everything as it is.
perfect! perfect!	I wish you luck, sir.
how is this, sir?	Perfect! Perfect!
me sir?	Yes.
sit over there, will you?	Me sir?
yeah, that's fine. have a lot of it because she likes it.	Yes, sir.
oh, yes, sir. here it is, sir. the pate de fois gras, sir.	Yeah, that's fine. Have a lot of it because she likes it.
that goo. that stuff that tastes like soap.	Oh, yes, sir. Here it is, sir. The pate de fois gras, sir.
stuff, sir?	That goo. That stuff that tastes like soap.
those flowers are too high. won't be able to see her.  get a smaller bowl, will you?	A smaller bowl of flowers.
oh, yes sir.	Those flowers are too high. Won't be able to see her.  Get a smaller bowl, will you?
is that the best you've got?	Oh, yes sir.
yes, sir.	Is that the best you've got?
fourteen carat?	Yes, sir.
yes, sir.	Fourteen carat?
gold, eh?	Yes, sir.
yes, quite all right. thank you, sir.	Gold, eh?
how's it going? okay?	Yes, quite all right. Thank you, sir.
you try it.	Me, sir?
yes, sir.	Fine. I'll talk to her. Give me the phone, quick. She's the only one I'm going to talk to from now on.
who? miss dawson?	Yes, sir.
miss dawson on the phone, sir.	Who? Miss Dawson?
cobb's right. i mustn't talk to anybody.	Miss Dawson on the phone, sir.
will you show mr. hallor to the front door?	Yes, sir.
the gentlemen from the opera are still waiting in the board room, sir. they're getting a trifle impatient, sir.	They are? I forgot all about them.  What do you think they want?
we'll send for the police!	Let me go!
i wanna see that guy!	We'll send for the police!
he's not home, i tell you!	I wanna see that guy!
let me go! i wanna see him!	He's not home, I tell you!
you can't come up here!	Let me go! I wanna see him!
they say if it hadn't been for deeds, they'd have gotten all the money.	Nuisance value.  Maybe they have! Maybe they have! Maybe they have!  Mr. and Mrs. Semple, please. How do you do?
nuisance value?	They say if it hadn't been for Deeds, they'd have gotten all the money.
they keep insisting they should have some nuisance value.	Nuisance value?
relatives of old man semple.	They keep insisting they should have some nuisance value.
come on, john. what happened?	The smartest thing I ever did was to make that trip.
better wire him right away, john.	I'll do no such thing. I'm going there myself. You're going with me too, Anderson - and you too, Cobb.
thank heaven.	Better wire him right away, John.
but your honor	Mr. Cedar!
you will please permit mr. deeds to finish.	But your honor
mr. cedar!	Mr. Deeds is drawing on his warped imagination!
it's a lie!	Mr. Cedar!
your honor, i object.	Proceed.
he's what?	What was that you said he was?
must we have the echo?	Suppose you just answer, Miss Jane. Now, will you tell the Court what everybody at home thinks of Longfellow Deeds?
the falkner sisters are rather timid, your honor, and wish to be together. if the court pleases, i will only have one of them testify.	Yes! Yes! Let's get on with it.
miss bennett please!	This is outrageous!
well, your uncle was chairman of the board of directors. they probably expect you to carry on.	I'll tell those mugs to keep their shirts on, that you'll be right down.
what?	That tuba player!
look!	What?
you can't?	I looked everywhere. I even went to his house. It's locked up.
i can't find him.	You can't?
i can understand that.  we'll take a walk around town, meet you at the train at four o'clock.  congratulations, mr. deeds. you're one of the richest men in the country. we'll see you later.  goodbye and thank you.	See you later, kid.
yeah. a glorified doormat.	Yes. You see, rich people need someone to keep the crowds away. The world's full of pests. Then there's the newspapers to handle. One must know when to seek publicity - and when to avoid it.
i guess we'd better try somebody else.	No, we won't! The next time that jumping jack comes out, I'll straddle him while you ask him your questions.
that's pretty.	Are you sure this is the town he lives in?
yes, i know. my first concern is to locate the lucky man. when i do, it's your job to keep the newspapers away from him.	It's okay with me as long as my weekly stipend keeps coming in.
but it's a great story. somewhere in this country a guy is walking into twenty million bucks.	Yes, I know. My first concern is to locate the lucky man. When I do, it's your job to keep the newspapers away from him.
i'm not interested in the newspapers.	But it's a great story. Somewhere in this country a guy is walking into twenty million bucks.
mr. cedar is, and i haven't seen him in two days.  listen, cedar, we've got to do something about the newspapers.	I'm not interested in the newspapers.
hang up.	Mr. Cedar is, and I haven't seen him in two days.  Listen, Cedar, we've got to do something about the newspapers.
sorry, mac, i can't. yeah, mac. sure, but i ain't the attorney	Hang up.
hang up.	Sorry, Mac, I can't. Yeah, Mac. Sure, but I ain't the attorney
wants to know who the heir is.	Hang up.
newspaperman?	Wants to know who the heir is.
find out who wrote those newspaper articles and subpoena them right away.	Okay.
yeah?	Find out who wrote those newspaper articles and subpoena them right away.
okay, then. go to it.  and, charlie	Yeah?
all set.	Okay, then. Go to it.  And, Charlie
charlie, we're off! papers all set?	All set.
where?	Mandrake Falls.  M-A-N
make three reservations on the first train out to mandrake falls, vermont.	Where?
yes?	Make three reservations on the first train out to Mandrake Falls, Vermont.
you're not my attorney yet, mr. cedar. not till i find out what's on your mind. suppose you get the books straightened out quick so i can have a look at them.	Yes, of course, if you wish. But you must be prepared. This sort of thing will be daily routine.  If it becomes annoying, you let me know. Goodbye, Mr. Deeds. Goodbye, sir.
i can't hold out any longer either, mr. deeds.  being an attorney for you will be a very simple affair.	You're not my attorney yet, Mr. Cedar. Not till I find out what's on your mind. Suppose you get the books straightened out quick so I can have a look at them.
he's capable of causing you a lot of trouble, mr. deeds.	How can he make any trouble for me? I haven't done anything.
well, if he has a claim, we'd better see him.  send him in.	He's capable of causing you a lot of trouble, Mr. Deeds.
a lawyer representing some woman with a claim against the estate.  tell him to see me at my office.	Well, if he has a claim, we'd better see him.  Send him in.
why not? who is he?	A lawyer representing some woman with a claim against the estate.  Tell him to see me at my office.
i mean, about the power of attorney.	Oh, yes. Yes, I will.
huh?	I mean, about the Power of Attorney.
i think you ought to give this matter some thought, mr. deeds.	Huh?
yes, but that's an added service a firm like cedar, cedar, cedar and budington usually donates.	Budington. Funny, I can't think of a rhyme for Budington yet.
that involves a lot of extra work, doesn't it?	Yes, but that's an added service a firm like Cedar, Cedar, Cedar and Budington usually donates.
oh - nothing. no extra charge.	That involves a lot of extra work, doesn't it?
well, outside of your regular fee, how much extra will it cost?	Oh - nothing. No extra charge.
yes. that is to say	Well, outside of your regular fee, how much extra will it cost?
besides wanting to be my lawyer, you also want to handle my investments too?	Yes. That is to say
well, you see, your uncle didn't bother with that sort of thing. he left everything to us. he traveled most of the time, and enjoyed himself. you should do the same thing, mr. deeds.	Besides wanting to be my lawyer, you also want to handle my investments too?
oh, yes, there've been a lot of them around here already. strangest kind of people. salesmen - politicians - moochers - all want something. i haven't had a minute to myself. haven't seen grant's tomb yet.	Well, you see, your uncle didn't bother with that sort of thing. He left everything to us. He traveled most of the time, and enjoyed himself. You should do the same thing, Mr. Deeds.
it's merely a suggestion. i don't wish to press the point, mr. deeds, but if you'll give me your power of attorney we'll take care of everything. it'll save you a lot of petty annoyances. every shark in town will be trying to sell you something.	Oh, yes, there've been a lot of them around here already. Strangest kind of people. Salesmen - politicians - moochers - all want something. I haven't had a minute to myself. Haven't seen Grant's Tomb yet.
no?	I was wondering where they're going to get another tuba player for the band.
oh, i wasn't worried about that.	No?
i wouldn't worry if i were you. of course, a large fortune like this entails a great responsibility - but you'll have a good deal of help. so don't worry. leave everything to me.	Oh, I wasn't worried about that.
no, thank you.	I wouldn't worry if I were you. Of course, a large fortune like this entails a great responsibility - but you'll have a good deal of help. So don't worry. Leave everything to me.
will you have a cigar?	No, thank you.
you're going to new york with us.	When?
what for?	You're going to New York with us.
saving a lady in distress, eh? well, i suppose we all have dreams like that when we are young.  incidentally, we'd better get started. you'll have to pack.	What for?
are you a married man, mr. deeds?	Who - me? No.
mr. cobb here is an ex-newspaperman associated with your uncle for many years - as a sort of buffer.	Buffer?
perhaps you didn't hear what i said, mr. deeds! the whole semple fortune goes to you! $20,000,000!	Oh, yes, I heard you all right. $20,000,000. That's quite a lot, isn't it?
well, he passed on. he was killed in a motor accident in italy.	He was? Gee, that's too bad. If there's anything I can do to
not much. he's an uncle of mine, i think. i never saw him, but my mother's name was semple, you know.	Well, he passed on. He was killed in a motor accident in Italy.
mr. deeds, does the name of martin w. semple mean anything to you?	Not much. He's an uncle of mine, I think. I never saw him, but my mother's name was Semple, you know.
why, no.	Mr. Deeds, does the name of Martin W. Semple mean anything to you?
are your parents living?	Why, no.
yes.	Are your parents living?
mr. deeds, are you the son of dr. joseph and mary deeds?	Yes.
all right.	Mr. Deeds, are you the son of Dr. Joseph and Mary Deeds?
i'd like to ask you a few questions.	All right.
how do you do.	I'm John Cedar - of the New York firm of Cedar, Cedar, Cedar and Budington.
how do you do.	How do you do.
yes.	How do you do.
mr. longfellow deeds?	Yes.
well, we'd like to find out something about him. what does he do for a living?	He and Jim Mason own the Tallow Works. But that's not where he makes his money. He makes most of it from his poetry.
no, i'm his housekeeper.	Well, we'd like to find out something about him. What does he do for a living?
that's very kind of you. are you related to him?	No, I'm his housekeeper.
sit down. sure i couldn't get you a glass of lemonade or something?	That's very kind of you. Are you related to him?
no, thanks.	Sit down. Sure I couldn't get you a glass of lemonade or something?
come in, please. come in. can i get you a cup of tea?	No, thanks.
is mr. deeds in?	No - he's over to the park arranging for the bazaar, so's to raise money for the fire engine.  Mal, you shoulda knowed he was in the park.
oh, will you come in please, gentlemen?	Is Mr. Deeds in?
well, that doesn't make 'em any less hungry.	Okay, Santa Claus. 2000 lunches.
what? there must be 2000 of them out there.	Well, that doesn't make 'em any less hungry.
cobb! get lunch for the rest of them.	What? There must be 2000 of them out there.
come on, come on. what are you trying to do, kid? keel over? you haven't been out of this house in two weeks.	Well, maybe I will have a sandwich.  Do you mind waiting a few minutes?
not hungry. i want to get through this work in a hurry, and then i want to go home. what price did you get on those trucks?	Come on, come on. What are you trying to do, kid? Keel over? You haven't been out of this house in two weeks.
what about your knocking off for lunch?	Not hungry. I want to get through this work in a hurry, and then I want to go home. What price did you get on those trucks?
you shouldn't be running away like this. what's going to happen to the estate?	They can have the Estate.
she's the star reporter on the mail. every time you opened your kisser, you gave her another story. she's the dame who slapped that monicker on you - "cinderella man." you've been making love to a double dose of cyanide!	Shut up!
will you tell the gentleman i'm not in?	Mary Dawson, huh? Mary Dawson, my eye. That dame took you for a sleigh ride that New York will laugh about for years. She's the slickest, two- timing, double-crossing
just as i suspected, wise guy! i don't mind you making a sap out of yourself - but you made one out of me, too.	Will you tell the gentleman I'm not in?
yes, i guess i'll have to.	Thank you.  If you feel the building rock, it'll be me blasting into this editor.
that's my job. i'll take care of that. i'll keep that stuff out of the papers - if you'll help me. but i can't do anything if you go around talking to people. will you promise me to be careful from now on?	Yes, I guess I'll have to.
but what about this "cinderella man"?	That's my job. I'll take care of that. I'll keep that stuff out of the papers - if you'll help me. But I can't do anything if you go around talking to people. Will you promise me to be careful from now on?
listen. listen, longfellow. you've got brains, kid. you'll get along swell if you'll only curb your homicidal instincts - and keep your trap shut. don't talk to anybody! these newshounds are out gunning for you.	But what about this "Cinderella Man"?
if they're going to poke fun at me, i'm going to	Listen. Listen, Longfellow. You've got brains, kid. You'll get along swell if you'll only curb your homicidal instincts - and keep your trap shut. Don't talk to anybody! These newshounds are out gunning for you.
not editors. take my word for it. not editors!	If they're going to poke fun at me, I'm going to
sometimes it's the only solution.	Not editors. Take my word for it. Not editors!
no, you don't! get this clear: socking people is no solution for anything.	Sometimes it's the only solution.
i think i'll go down and punch this editor on the nose.	No, you don't! Get this clear: Socking people is no solution for anything.
they'd call you anything if you gave them half a chance. they've got you down as a sap.	I think I'll go down and punch this editor on the nose.
i don't remember. "cinderella man!" what do they mean by that?	They'd call you anything if you gave them half a chance. They've got you down as a sap.
are those stories true?	I don't remember. "Cinderella Man!" What do they mean by that?
what do they mean by this - "cinderella man!"	Are those stories true?
what do you think bodyguards are for?	What do they mean by this - "Cinderella Man!"
oh, they insisted on following me.	What do you think bodyguards are for?
and what'd you do to those bodyguards? they quit this morning. said you locked them up.	Oh, they insisted on following me.
what do i care about arthur! did you see this stuff in the paper? how'd it get in there? what'd you do last night? who were you talking to?	And what'd you do to those bodyguards? They quit this morning. Said you locked them up.
he's the shipping clerk at the tallow works. wants a $2 raise - or he'll quit.	What do I care about Arthur! Did you see this stuff in the paper? How'd it get in there? What'd you do last night? Who were you talking to?
arthur! who's arthur?	He's the shipping clerk at the Tallow Works. Wants a $2 raise - or he'll quit.
arthur wants to quit!	Arthur! Who's Arthur?
did you see all this stuff in the papers?	Arthur wants to quit!
some other time, cobb. some other time.	Okay, you're the boss.  When your blood begins to boil, yell out. I'll be seeing you!
name your poison and i'll supply it.	Some other time, Cobb. Some other time.
oh.	Name your poison and I'll supply it.
women! ever heard of 'em?	Oh.
what're you talking about?	Women! Ever heard of 'em?
your uncle had a weakness for dark ones, tall and stately. how would you like yours? dark or fair, tall or short, fat or thin, tough or tender?	What're you talking about?
entertainment?	Your uncle had a weakness for dark ones, tall and stately. How would you like yours? Dark or fair, tall or short, fat or thin, tough or tender?
well, how about tonight? what would you like in the way of entertainment?	Entertainment?
i can't hold out on you any longer. lamb bites wolf.  beautiful.	Only common sense.
that's funny. why is that?	Why do mice go where there's cheese?[3]
uh-huh.	That's funny. Why is that?
gee, i'm busy. did the opera people always come here for their meetings?	Uh-huh.
you'd better get right down there. that opera mob is about to break into the mad song from "lucia."[2]	Oh, I don't want to keep them waiting any longer. They're important people.  I wish you'd go along with me, Cobb. They're all strangers to me.
oh, sure. sure. we don't want to fire arthur.	He was the last baby my father delivered, Arthur was.
fine. send it right away. i don't want him to fire arthur.	Oh, sure. Sure. We don't want to fire Arthur.
jim mason?  oh, yeah. yeah. no, i didn't send it. i've got it written out, though. here it is.  "arthur's been with the tallow works too long. stop. don't think we should fire him. longfellow."	Fine. Send it right away. I don't want him to fire Arthur.
thanks  oh, did you send that telegram to jim mason?	Jim Mason?  Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I didn't send it. I've got it written out, though. Here it is.  "Arthur's been with the Tallow Works too long. STOP. Don't think we should fire him. Longfellow."
have a drink?	No, thanks.
this afternoon - at four o'clock.	I don't think we've got any suitcases.
oh, i don't mean that. i'm sure i'm going to need your help.	Oh, that's different if it's just poetry.
i've gotten the 'sackaroo' in many ways - but never in rhyme.	Oh, I don't mean that. I'm sure I'm going to need your help.
huh?	I've gotten the 'sackaroo' in many ways - but never in rhyme.
sounds like a two weeks' notice to me.	Huh?
"there once was a man named cobb, who kept semple away from the mob. came the turn of the tide and semple - he died - and now poor cobb's out of a job!"	Sounds like a two weeks' notice to me.
i've got one for cobb	"There once was a man named Cobb, Who kept Semple away from the mob. Came the turn of the tide And Semple - he died - And now poor Cobb's out of a job!"
nah.	I've got one for Cobb
well, whenever i run across a funny name, i always like to poke around for a rhyme. don't you?	Nah.
why should you?	Well, whenever I run across a funny name, I always like to poke around for a rhyme. Don't you?
cedar, cedar, cedar and budington. funny, i can't think of a rhyme for budington.	Why should you?
oh, it'll do in a pinch.	Yes, indeed. I wonder why he left me all that money? I don't need it.
because it just isn't a business, that's all!	Well, maybe it isn't to you, but it certainly is a business to me, if I have to make up a loss of $180,000. If it's losing that much money, there must be something wrong. Maybe you charge too much. Maybe you're selling bad merchandise. Maybe lots of things. I don't know. You see, I expect to do a lot of good with that money. And I can't afford to put it into anything that I don't look into. That's my decision for the time being, gentlemen. Goodbye, and thank you for making me Chairman.
why not?	Because it just isn't a business, that's all!
you see, mr. deeds, the opera is not conducted like any ordinary business.	Why not?
now, where were we?	You see, Mr. Deeds, the opera is not conducted like any ordinary business.
naturally.	Excuse me, gentlemen, there's nothing natural about that .
me?!	Naturally.
well, we were rather expecting it to come from you.	Me?!
i guess it is. but i personally wouldn't care to be head of a business that kept losing money. that wouldn't be common sense. incidentally, where is the $180,000 coming from?	Well, we were rather expecting it to come from you.
the wrong kind! there isn't any wrong or right kind. opera is opera!	I guess it is. But I personally wouldn't care to be head of a business that kept losing money. That wouldn't be common sense. Incidentally, where is the $180,000 coming from?
well, then, we must give the wrong kind of shows.	The wrong kind! There isn't any wrong or right kind. Opera is opera!
that's impossible. the opera has never paid.	Well, then, we must give the wrong kind of shows.
we provide opera.	But you charge. I mean, you sell tickets?
why, it's an artistic institution	We own an opera house, don't we?
it isn't? what is it conducted for?	Why, it's an artistic institution
you see, mr. deeds, the opera is not conducted for profit.	It isn't? What is it conducted for?
why, the chairman presides at the meetings.	That's what I thought. If you don't mind, I'm rather interested in the Treasurer's report. I'd like to hear it.
wait a minute. what does the chairman do?	Why, the Chairman presides at the meetings.
oh yes, of course - you've just been elected.	I'm Chairman.
i'm chairman?	Oh Yes, of course - you've just been elected.
ja.	It takes so long to detect them  because their mood changes so often and so quickly. Now, Your Honor, may I show you? May I use the chart?
it reminds me very much of this one. nicht wahr?	Ja.
oh, yes. yes, of course dr. von holler. very interesting.	It reminds me very much of this one. Nicht wahr?
especially, the one of the young nobleman, you remember?	Oh, yes. Yes, of course Dr. Von Holler. Very interesting.
uh-huh.	Especially, the one of the young nobleman, you remember?
you remember, dr. fosdick, in my last book there are some very fine examples.	Uh-huh.
my wife wanted me to tell you she  she prays for you every night.	Well, thanks, I - uh  How do you do? What is your name?
oh, mr. deeds	my wife wanted me to tell you she  she prays for you every night.
that's fine. thanks. i'll look 'em over later.	Oh, Mr. Deeds
here's the order for the plows. we got a good price on them.	That's fine. Thanks. I'll look 'em over later.
a farmer, eh! you're a moocher, that's what you are! i wouldn't believe you or anybody else on a stack of bibles! you're a moocher like all the rest of them around here, so get out of here!	Sure - everybody's a moocher to you. A mongrel dog eating out of a garbage pail is a moocher to you!
yeah - that's all that's worrying you. what do i want?  a chance to feed a wife and kids! i'm a farmer. a job! that's what i want!	A farmer, eh! You're a moocher, that's what you are! I wouldn't believe you or anybody else on a stack of bibles! You're a moocher like all the rest of them around here, so get out of here!
let him alone.	Let me alone!  If you know what's good for you - you'll let me get this off my chest!  How did you feel feeding doughnuts to a horse?  Get a kick out of it, huh? Got a big laugh?  Did you ever think of feeding doughnuts to human beings! No!
there's one nice thing about being rich - you ring a bell and things happen. when the servant comes in, mr. hallor, i'm going to ask him to show you to the door. many people don't know where it is.	No use in getting tough. That'll get you nowhere, Mr. Deeds.  You know, we've got letters.
now wait a minute, buddy	There's one nice thing about being rich - you ring a bell and things happen. When the servant comes in, Mr. Hallor, I'm going to ask him to show you to the door. Many people don't know where it is.
oh no, i'm not. i don't like your face. besides, there's something fishy about a person who would settle for a million dollars when they can get seven million. i'm surprised that mr. cedar, who's supposed to be a smart man, couldn't see through that.	Now wait a minute, buddy
you're making a mistake, mr. deeds.	Oh no, I'm not. I don't like your face. Besides, there's something fishy about a person who would settle for a million dollars when they can get seven million. I'm surprised that Mr. Cedar, who's supposed to be a smart man, couldn't see through that.
one-third? that's about $7,000,000 isn't it?	Well, we didn't expect that much. I'm sure I can get her to settle quietly for one million.
mrs. semple is entitled to one- third of the estate.	One-third? That's about $7,000,000 isn't it?
mrs. semple is entitled by law to one-third of the estate.	And don't ever get down on your knees again, understand?
i say we don't want to appear greedy.	Oh. That.
huh?	I say we don't want to appear greedy.
of course, we don't want to appear greedy, mr. deeds.	Huh?
no, i mean - about my client.	Oh - we'll have to do something about the common wife.
why, i turned them down, naturally.	No, I mean - about my client.
what about it, mr. deeds?	Why, I turned them down, naturally.
sorry to keep you waiting so long. those opera people are funny. they wanted me to put up $180,000.	What about it, Mr. Deeds?
well, what about it, mr. deeds?	You'll excuse me, won't you? I'll be right back.
i'm glad to see you're willing to be reasonable, mr. deeds.	If she was his wife, she should have all the money. That's only fair. I don't want a penny of it.
that's awful. the poor woman should be taken care of immediately.	I'm glad to see you're willing to be reasonable, Mr. Deeds.
yes, sir.	That's awful. The poor woman should be taken care of immediately.
a child? my uncle's?	Yes, sir.
common-law wife. on top of that, there's a child.	A child? My uncle's?
what kind of wife did you say she was?	Common-law wife. On top of that, there's a child.
i leave it to you, mr. deeds. can you conceive of any court not being in sympathy with any woman who gave up the best years of her life for an old man like your uncle?	What kind of wife did you say she was?
mrs. semple?	Yes. Your uncle's common-law wife. She has a legal claim on the estate.
look, he's temperamental.	Yeah, what if I am? What about it?
no.	You mean to tell me you don't carry a pocketful around with you?
yes. have you any peculiar characteristics when you are creating?	Well, I play the tuba.
well, i don't know. i	Mr. Morrow, over there, for instance, just dashes them off.
no - i don't want it, thank you.	Why, you must drink! All poets drink!
proceed.	Thank you, Your Honor.
no.  yes. there's just one more thing i'd like to get off my chest before i finish.	Proceed.
anything else, mr. deeds?	No.  Yes. There's just one more thing I'd like to get off my chest before I finish.
please, mr. cedar!  proceed.	Personally, I don't know what Mr. Cedar's raving about. From what I can see, no matter what system of government we have, there will always be leaders and always be followers.
mr. deeds, you haven't yet touched upon a most important thing. this rather fantastic idea of yours to want to give away your entire fortune. it is, to say the least, most uncommon.	Oh yes, I was getting to that, Your Honor.
now about the falkner sisters. that's kind of funny. i mean about mr. cedar going all the way to mandrake falls to bring them here. do you mind if i talk to them?	Not at all.
mr. deeds, do you recall forcibly ejecting people from your home?	Oh, yes. Yes. About my throwing those people out of my house. Mrs. Pomponi told the truth. I did throw them out because I didn't want the party in the first place. I didn't invite anybody. Mrs. Pomponi did all that. They just came to see what kind of a freak the "Cinderella Man" was. I don't know how people like that are supposed to act, Your Honor, but if that Pomponi woman is an example, I'll stick to simple folks. She just came in, talked my ear off, and took charge of everything. If I were a friend of hers, I'd have her examined.
a what?	An O-filler. You fill in all the spaces in the O's, with your pencil.  I was watching you.
proceed.	Well, I don't know where to begin. There's been so many things said about me that I
take the stand!	Proceed.
i'd like to get in my two cents' worth.	Take the stand!
yes?	I'd like to get in my two cents' worth.
your honor	Yes?
oh, the poet? where?	Over at that big round table. The one that looks like a poodle.
brookfield just came in.	Oh, the poet? Where?
i write poetry.	Uh-huh.
uh-huh.	I write poetry.
i'm a writer myself, you know.	Uh-huh.
uh-huh.	I'm a writer myself, you know.
be sure and point 'em out to me, won't you?	Uh-huh.
huh? on, no. nobody important.	Be sure and point 'em out to me, won't you?
that ought to be fun.	Fun?  Say, listen, I'll take you on a bender that will live in your memory as a thing of beauty and joy forever.  Boy! Boy! My headpiece!
yes. i mean the real mccoy. listen, you play saloon with me, and i'll introduce you to every wit, every nit-wit, and every half-wit in new york. we'll go on a twister that'll make omar the soused philosopher of persia[7] look like an anemic on a goat's milk diet.	That ought to be fun.
binge?	Yes. I mean the real McCoy. Listen, you play saloon with me, and I'll introduce you to every wit, every nit-wit, and every half-wit in New York. We'll go on a twister that'll make Omar the soused philosopher of Persia[7] look like an anemic on a goat's milk diet.
well, you'll not only see those, but before the evening's half through, you'll be leaning against the leaning tower of pisa - you'll mount mt. everest. i'll show you the pyramids and all the little pyramiddes, leaping from sphinx to sphinx. pal, how would you like to go on a real, old-fashioned binge?	Binge?
i'd kind of like to see grant's tomb - and the statue of liberty.	Well, you'll not only see those, but before the evening's half through, you'll be leaning against the Leaning Tower of Pisa - you'll mount Mt. Everest. I'll show you the Pyramids and all the little Pyramiddes, leaping from sphinx to sphinx. Pal, how would you like to go on a real, old-fashioned binge?
fine, fine. swell, you just showed me a sight lovely to behold, and i'd like to reciprocate. listen, you hop aboard my magic carpet  thanks - and i'll show you sights that you've never seen before.	I'd kind of like to see Grant's Tomb - and the Statue of Liberty.
thanks, but miss dawson and i are going out to see the sights.	Fine, fine. Swell, You just showed me a sight lovely to behold, and I'd like to reciprocate. Listen, you hop aboard my magic carpet  thanks - and I'll show you sights that you've never seen before.
oh, what a magnificent deflation of smugness. pal, you've added ten years to my life!  a poet with a straight left and a right hook - delicious! delicious!  you're my guest from now on - forever and a day - even unto eternity!	Thanks, but Miss Dawson and I are going out to see the sights.
the difference between them and me is i know when i've been a skunk. you take me to the nearest news- stand and i'll eat a pack of your postcards raw. raw!	Oh, what a magnificent deflation of smugness. Pal, you've added ten years to my life!  A poet with a straight left and a right hook - delicious! Delicious!  You're my guest from now on - forever and a day - even unto eternity!
that's all right. i got it off my chest.	The difference between them and me is I know when I've been a skunk. You take me to the nearest news- stand and I'll eat a pack of your postcards raw. Raw!
say fellow, you neglected me - and i feel very put out.  look, sock it right there, will you? lay one right on the button,[6] but sock it hard.	That's all right. I got it off my chest.
hear what he said? you know how much twenty million is?	I don't care how much it is. You sit right there and eat your lunch. You haven't touched a thing.
well, we could borrow a couple from mrs. simpson. you know, she went to niagara falls last year.	I'm kind of nervous. I've never been away from Mandrake Falls in my life. Kind of like to see Grant's Tomb, though.
he's got a lot of foolish notions - about saving a lady in distress.	Now you keep out of this!
don't pay any attention to her.	He's got a lot of foolish notions - about saving a lady in distress.
no, he's too fussy for that. that's what's the matter with him. there are lots of nice girls right here in mandrake falls who're dying to be married	Don't pay any attention to her.
how about lunch? are the gentlemen going to stay - or not?	Of course they're going to stay.  She's got some fresh orange layer cake. You know, with the thick stuff on the top?  Sure, they don't want to go to the hotel.
new mouthpiece. been waiting two weeks for this. kids keep swiping them all the time. they use 'em for bean shooters.  what can i do for you gentlemen?	You gentlemen going to stay for lunch?
who are they?	I don't know.
south dakota - but on the top.	Oh. Oh!
south dakota - north?	South Dakota - but on the top.
south dakota north.	South Dakota - north?
where is your farm?	South Dakota north.
yes, ma'am.	Where is your farm?
farmer?	Yes, ma'am.
christian svenson.	Farmer?
what is your name?	Christian Svenson.
goodnight. don't worry. i won't keep her out late.	Thank you so much. Good night.
it would be a nice night to go for a walk, don't you think?	Oh yes, I think it'd be a swell night to go for a walk. A nice long one.
yes, lovely. we've had a lot of nice weather lately.	It would be a nice night to go for a walk, don't you think?
nice day out - er, nice night - wasn't it? - isn't it?	Yes, lovely. We've had a lot of nice weather lately.
you mean  by the neck or something?	Sure. They got on my nerves, so I threw 'em out.
yeah. what?	Is Mary home?
is she home?	Yeah. What?
huh? oh, yes - yes, of course. her sister. yes, i've been her sister for a long time.	Is she home?
you're mabel - her sister - aren't you?	Huh? Oh, yes - yes, of course. Her sister. Yes, I've been her sister for a long time.
shall i call the police, sir?	No!  What do you want!!
pack my things, walter. i'm going home.	Yes, sir.
an hour? what's an hour! you know how time flies, walter. my tie? get it.	Yes, sir. Very good, sir. Here it is right here, sir. There, sir.
but she isn't due for an hour, sir.	An hour? What's an hour! You know how time flies, Walter. My tie? Get it.
anything happened? i've got to get dressed! i can't meet her like this!	But she isn't due for an hour, sir.
yes, sir. what is it, sir? anything happened3	Anything happened? I've got to get dressed! I can't meet her like this!
me, sir?	Yeah.
you try it.	Me, sir?
why, that's an echo, sir!	You try it.
what, sir?	Why, that's an echo, sir!
hey, did you hear that?	What, sir?
but she's on the telephone	Get out.  The evil finger's on you. Get out!
what do you mean by coming in here when i'm playing?	But she's on the telephone
madame pomponi. she says everything is all set for the reception.	What do you mean by coming in here when I'm playing?
who?	Madame Pomponi. She says everything is all set for the reception.
madame pomponi is on the telephone, sir.	Who?
better bring me some coffee, walter.	Very good, sir.  Oh, I beg pardon. A telegram came for you, sir.  I'll get you some black coffee, sir.
you kept searching me last night, sir. going through my pockets. you said you were looking for a rhyme for budington.	Better bring me some coffee, Walter.
looking for?	You kept searching me last night, sir. Going through my pockets. You said you were looking for a rhyme for Budington.
yes, sir. i beg pardon, sir, but did you ever find what you were looking for, sir?	Looking for?
but how'll i put on the slipper, sir?	Yes, sir. I beg pardon, sir, but did you ever find what you were looking for, sir?
please!	But how'll I put on the slipper, sir?
what two policemen?	The ones who brought you home, sir. They said you and another gentleman kept walking up and down the streets, shouting: "Back to nature! Clothes are a blight on civilization! Back to nature!"
that's what the two policemen said, sir.	What two policemen?
oh, don't be silly, walter. i couldn't walk around in the streets without any clothes. i'd be arrested.	That's what the two policemen said, sir.
as a matter of fact, you came home without any clothes. you were in your - uh - shorts. yes, sir.	Oh, don't be silly, Walter. I couldn't walk around in the streets without any clothes. I'd be arrested.
i did what!	As a matter of fact, you came home without any clothes. You were in your - uh - shorts. Yes, sir.
you came home last night - without them.	I did what!
you have no pants, sir.	You came home last night - without them.
what do you mean? i remember everything!  hand me my pants - i wrote her phone number on a piece of paper.	You have no pants, sir.
i'd venture to say, sir, you don't remember much of anything that happened last night, sir.	What do you mean? I remember everything!  Hand me my pants - I wrote her phone number on a piece of paper.
i'd better call her up and apologize. i don't remember taking her home last night.	I'd venture to say, sir, you don't remember much of anything that happened last night, sir.
oh, i do too, sir.	I'd better call her up and apologize. I don't remember taking her home last night.
she was a lady in distress. she wouldn't let me help her. got a lot of pride. i like that.	Oh, I do too, sir.
miss dawson, sir? no, sir. no miss dawson has called, sir.	She was a lady in distress. She wouldn't let me help her. Got a lot of pride. I like that.
oh. oh!  has miss dawson called yet?	Miss Dawson, sir? No, sir. No Miss Dawson has called, sir.
yes, sir. it makes the head feel smaller.	Oh. Oh!  Has Miss Dawson called yet?
prairie? oysters?	Yes, sir. It makes the head feel smaller.
a prairie oyster, sir.[10]	Prairie? Oysters?
what's that?	A Prairie Oyster, sir.[10]
yes, sir.	What's that?
yes, sir.	I just wanted to make sure.
you're walter, aren't you?	Yes, sir.
mr. deeds - mr. deeds, sir - you really must get up. it's late!	You're Walter, aren't you?
twenty! what did he do with them?	That was something I was never able to find out, sir.
well, sir, he sometimes had as many as twenty in the house at the same time.	Twenty! What did he do with them?
tell me, walter, are all those stories i hear about my uncle true?	Well, sir, he sometimes had as many as twenty in the house at the same time.
every man to his taste, sir.	Tell me, Walter, are all those stories I hear about my uncle true?
he talks about women as if they were cattle.	Every man to his taste, sir.
no, sir.	Excuse me. What did you say?
yes, sir.	Imagine that - holding the ends of my pants!
get up from there. i don't want anybody holding the ends of my pants. get up from there!	Yes, sir.
why, i'm assisting you, sir.	Get up from there. I don't want anybody holding the ends of my pants. Get up from there!
what do you think you're doing?	Why, I'm assisting you, sir.
what - tails?  why, that's a monkey suit![5] do you want people to laugh at me?  i never wore one of those things in my life.	Yes, sir.
tails tonight, sir?	What - tails?  Why, that's a monkey suit![5] Do you want people to laugh at me?  I never wore one of those things in my life.
you can go out there if you like...	"There's no shame in getting a little therapy", right, Doc?
take your time.	-- When I was in high school, the thing I wanted most, when I was stuck in class, the thing I was always desperately in pursuit of -- was a hall pass. That's all I wanted. I loved moving freely around the school while everybody else was trapped in there... And that's how I feel right now... Like I have some giant, all- day hall pass.
i know my time's up, but i've got to get this out while i've got hold of it --	Take your time.
doubtful. what did he say?	He said he wasn't coming back. He said it wasn't working for him any more. That it hadn't "worked for him" for quite a while... You know what I regret the most? I'm sorry I let him make the kids take his name. He was an acquirer.  He liked to acquire things.
it's happened before.  i'm shocked by how little i'm feeling. i can't understand it.  i'll probably have a complete depressoid collapse soon, won't i?	Doubtful. What did he say?
you must have been concerned.	It's happened before.  I'm shocked by how little I'm feeling. I can't understand it.  I'll probably have a complete depressoid collapse soon, won't I?
we argued on sunday. he went to work on monday and stayed in the city during the week, like always. but on thursday, when he normally comes home, he didn't. didn't call either. not till saturday afternoon.	You must have been concerned.
what happened?	We argued on Sunday. He went to work on Monday and stayed in the city during the week, like always. But on Thursday, when he normally comes home, he didn't. Didn't call either. Not till Saturday afternoon.
it's irrelevant. it had nothing to do with what happened.	What happened?
one hundred books?	It's irrelevant. It had nothing to do with what happened.
oh, all the great writers -- shakespeare, charles dickens, moby dick... those people. each is bound in genuine premium leather with 22 carat gold accents. it's a magnificent set -- and only $33.50 per volume. right away you get great expectations for just $6.99.	One hundred books?
uh-huh. what are they?	Oh, all the great writers -- Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, Moby Dick... those people. Each is bound in genuine premium leather with 22 carat gold accents. It's a magnificent set -- and only $33.50 per volume. Right away you get Great Expectations for just $6.99.
i had ordered some books. "the 100 greatest books ever written."	Uh-huh. What are they?
i understand. i just want to know what the argument was about.	I had ordered some books. "The 100 Greatest Books Ever Written."
-- the argument had nothing to do with it.	I understand. I just want to know what the argument was about.
really? you think so?	Yes. Jeremy will be home for the weekend. And you can meet the kids.
i said... you must come out to the house for dinner on thursday.	Really? You think so?
hmm?	I said... you must come out to the house for dinner on Thursday.
mmmmfffstttubll abbittmm.	Hmm?
good kids.	Mmmmfffstttubll abbittmm.
they said if i didn't get help, they wouldn't deal with me any more.  what do you think about that?	Good kids.
how did they threaten you?	They said if I didn't get help, they wouldn't deal with me any more.  What do you think about that?
it's the kids, you know, not jeremy. he had nothing to do with this -- except pay, of course. he's always willing to pay. he's extremely generous.  i'm so humiliated that my own children would threaten me.	How did they threaten you?
i'm not sure. but i think they're worried about you.	It's the kids, you know, not Jeremy. He had nothing to do with this -- except pay, of course. He's always willing to pay. He's extremely generous.  I'm so humiliated that my own children would threaten me.
why are they ganging up against me?	I'm not sure. But I think they're worried about you.
me more than most.	Why are they ganging up against me?
what do they want from me?  what have i done that's so wrong?  they act as though they don't have their own peculiar things... they do! believe me. everybody's got something...  even you probably have things.	Me more than most.
her friend from the city came and took her out to dinner. first time in a long time she's been willing.	A friend?
were you supposed to have a session?	No. It's sort of spur of the moment.
hello, mr. cook. i was wondering if sofie was around?	Were you supposed to have a session?
i'm not sure she'll come. she's in a mood. do you ever go to somebody's house?	Generally that doesn't work out so well. It sends the wrong message to people who need to make a change.
sure. why don't you bring her up to my office at 3 tomorrow afternoon.	I'm not sure she'll come. She's in a mood. Do you ever go to somebody's house?
oh... a lot of things. several different factors. will you see her, doctor mumford?	Sure. Why don't you bring her up to my office at 3 tomorrow afternoon.
why's that?	Oh... a lot of things. Several different factors. Will you see her, Doctor Mumford?
yeah, i got that. some people think it's all in their heads.  it's been so bad she's had to move back here to mumford and live with us. and i'm not sure that's the best thing, either...	Why's that?
no... a little. there's a lot of debate about it.	Yeah, I got that. Some people think it's all in their heads.  It's been so bad she's had to move back here to Mumford and live with us. And I'm not sure that's the best thing, either...
that's it -- syndrome. so you know all about it?	No... a little. There's a lot of debate about it.
syndrome... chronic fatigue syndrome.	That's it -- syndrome. So you know all about it?
we're not sure. she's been to all kinds of doctors in the city and they've said different things. some of 'em are callin' it --  -- epstein-barr virus, and the rest are callin' it... chronic fatigue symptom...	Syndrome... Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
what's that?	We're not sure. She's been to all kinds of doctors in the city and they've said different things. Some of 'em are callin' it --  -- Epstein-Barr virus, and the rest are callin' it... Chronic Fatigue Symptom...
it's my daughter sofie... she's gotta problem.	What's that?
uh-huh.	It's my daughter Sofie... she's gotta problem.
i know i shoulda come to your office. i was gonna, actually, but then when you walked in here today...	Uh-huh.
could you come with me please?	I know I shoulda come to your office. I was gonna, actually, but then when you walked in here today...
mr. cook.	Could you come with me please?
dr. mumford.	Mr. Cook.
but you do therapy?	Not any more.
no, not really.	But you do therapy?
you're the shrink, aren't you?	No, not really.
i'm fine.	You're the shrink, aren't you?
better make yourself comfortable. we got a three hour drive here.	I'm fine.
phyllis, i'm sorry. i didn't mean to shout...	No, Dr. Delbanco, it is I who am sorry. Sorry to have wasted your time with such...
oh, for god's sake, phyllis -- we have no reason to doubt the man! are we listening to lionel now?	Phyllis, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to shout...
you do seem much more disposed toward him than i understand, ernest. did i miss something?	Oh, for god's sake, Phyllis -- we have no reason to doubt the man! Are we listening to Lionel now?
but they're certainly dead. and yes, personally, i find it a bit odd.	It could happen. What about his state certification exams? The records seem to be in order.
...and i from phyllis.	So... the University of Kentucky. Who runs the program down there?
what ernest means, i think, is we're very interested in other methodology... different kinds of training. we're great believers in learning from each other. i've learned so much from ern -- dr. delbanco...	...And I from Phyllis.
thank you.	You never got back to me.  ...I called to say we'd like to take you out for a meal?... Kind of a professional welcome.
ernest, what do you think?	I think he's got a point.
what an asshole!	Ernest, what do you think?
dr. sheeler is leaving mumford? i'm sorry to hear that.	As you can imagine, my own feelings about this are mixed... Unlike, I must say, those of my wife.
phyllis has decided to leave town and pursue her practice in the city. which leaves you the only psychologist in town.	Dr. Sheeler is leaving Mumford? I'm sorry to hear that.
what's that?	Phyllis has decided to leave town and pursue her practice in the city. Which leaves you the only psychologist in town.
and please, for whatever small way i may have encouraged this, accept my apologies.  there is good news, though.	What's that?
i see.	And please, for whatever small way I may have encouraged this, accept my apologies.  There is good news, though.
about you... your background and your qualifications. i'm afraid phyllis somehow got you mixed up in her fury with me, and actually took the whole issue to the state board.	I see.
what kind of doubts?	About you... your background and your qualifications. I'm afraid Phyllis somehow got you mixed up in her fury with me, and actually took the whole issue to the state board.
well... you see, when i broke it off with phyllis, she was naturally upset and she became more determined than ever to pursue certain -- how to put it -- doubts she's been harboring...	What kind of doubts?
how do you mean?	Well... you see, when I broke it off with Phyllis, she was naturally upset and she became more determined than ever to pursue certain -- how to put it -- doubts she's been harboring...
...i won't go into that today. though, if we should continue these sessions, as i certainly hope we will, there are some aspects of that i would like to look at. god knows, i've listened to enough people giving me the juicy --  ...at any rate, i just wanted to acknowledge the catalyzing effect your comment had on me. i just hope that it doesn't come roiling back upon you like some dreadful undertow.	How do you mean?
we're interested in any new therapies. how would you characterize your approach?	My approach?
interesting approach. what was his name?	Dorothy Fowler. Fantastic woman. She passed last year in a train wreck. Damned Amtrak.
my mentor was an amazing teacher named benton mandlebaum. died quite tragically in the collapse of a gazebo.	I think I've heard of him... a disciple of Rothberg, wasn't he?
i've run on. forgive me. we're here to talk about you.	Are we?
what are you doing for lunch?	Right now?
i don't think you know dr. sheeler. she's the other therapist here in town.	Of course... I've heard great things about you.
dr. delbanco. it's nice to see you again.	I don't think you know Dr. Sheeler. She's the other therapist here in town.
i feel like we're making real progress here.	Me too, Doc. And I can't tell you what that package meant to me --
uh, sorry, i'm going to have to...  ...i really appreciate what you're trying to... uh, i can't thank you enough for...	My pleasure.
whoa, whoa, what are you doing? i want to know what's in here.	There's absolutely no reason to think this is going to have any impact on you. I'm embarrassed to have --
my guess is these images were burned into your brain when you were young. maybe if we could nail down the exact fantasies that are haunting you -- maybe you could get past them... anyway, i thought we could try an experiment.	And the experiment is in here?
but you did come to me.	My guess is these images were burned into your brain when you were young. Maybe if we could nail down the exact fantasies that are haunting you -- maybe you could get past them... Anyway, I thought we could try an experiment.
-- which i don't necessarily agree.	But you did come to me.
-- and you told me that. still, there's some kind of imagery that's haunting you and, i think, getting in your way --	-- Which I don't necessarily agree.
-- i find it degrading. maximum gynecology and minimum turn-on --	-- and you told me that. Still, there's some kind of imagery that's haunting you and, I think, getting in your way --
you remember when i asked you about pornography --	-- I find it degrading. Maximum gynecology and minimum turn-on --
what exactly is it supposed to do?	You remember when I asked you about pornography --
let me just say something here... i have no idea if this is going to help.	What exactly is it supposed to do?
should i open it now?	Let me just say something here... I have no idea if this is going to help.
it's a thought i had.	Should I open it now?
what is it?	It's a thought I had.
what's that?	You are so mean.
now we're back on track.	What's that?
i was... never satisfied.	Now we're back on track.
what?!	I was... never satisfied.
we got divorced.  i had to get rid of her. she couldn't satisfy me.	What?!
i didn't hear you.	We got divorced.  I had to get rid of her. She couldn't satisfy me.
go to hell.	I didn't hear you.
where's your wife, henry?	Go to hell.
you came because it's taking over. you're in its grip.	I never said that.
no?	You came because it's taking over. You're in its grip.
you didn't come to me because you have a rich imagination.	No?
i enjoy it. does that make me some kind of pervert? just because a man has a rich imaginative life --	You didn't come to me because you have a rich imagination.
it doesn't matter how i feel about it. it's how you feel about it that matters.	I enjoy it. Does that make me some kind of pervert? Just because a man has a rich imaginative life --
you find it distasteful, don't you?	It doesn't matter how I feel about it. It's how you feel about it that matters.
not for this. not me, you're not.	You find it distasteful, don't you?
why? i'm paying for this.	Not for this. Not me, you're not.
stop now.	Why? I'm paying for this.
what?	Stop now.
henry!	What?
-- 'cause in that instant i saw the beginning of a vixen's smile and i knew --	Henry!
mr. follett.	-- 'cause in that instant I saw the beginning of a vixen's smile and I knew --
or maybe it wasn't an accident at all --	Mr. Follett.
now hold on, i didn't say i didn't want to come --	Good, then go.
without trust, there's no point to any of this. you might as well not come.	Now hold on, I didn't say I didn't want to come --
well, i don't know... i only been seeing you --	Without trust, there's no point to any of this. You might as well not come.
mr. follett, do you trust me or don't you?	Well, I don't know... I only been seeing you --
why not?	Mr. Follett, do you trust me or don't you?
i don't want to hear any more today.	Why not?
i have eighteen more minutes!	I don't want to hear any more today.
what brought this on?	I'm not at liberty to say. Sometimes it's just routine, sometimes there's been a complaint. We'll be in touch.
mr. gilroy --	What brought this on?
no thanks. plenty of time for that when we're a little further along.	Mr. Gilroy --
do you want to come in?	No thanks. Plenty of time for that when we're a little further along.
it's all right, it won't bite you. under civil code 1294.67b you are entitled to be notified that your status and certification are being reviewed. this is the notice.	Do you want to come in?
my name's gilroy. i'm from the state certification board.	It's all right, it won't bite you. Under civil code 1294.67b you are entitled to be notified that your status and certification are being reviewed. This is the notice.
i didn't see you there. can i help you?	My name's Gilroy. I'm from the State Certification Board.
you're the doctor, what do you think?	She seems very unhappy.
she's gone weird is what's wrong with her. out of control. probably from living out here in mayberry.	You're the doctor, what do you think?
what do you think's wrong with her?	She's gone weird is what's wrong with her. Out of control. Probably from living out here in Mayberry.
no... i mean about althea. about her...  ...behavior. do you think you can fix her up?	What do you think's wrong with her?
tastes good.	No... I mean about Althea. About her...  ...behavior. Do you think you can fix her up?
well, i'm addicted to winning. i say when you're in the red zone, you gotta score.  so what do you think?	Tastes good.
a little.	Well, I'm addicted to winning. I say when you're in the red zone, you gotta score.  So what do you think?
we've done... very well. you know anything about addiction, doc?	A little.
you've done well.	We've done... very well. You know anything about addiction, Doc?
well, in '85 four of us left our firms and formed an investment banking venture. we've got twenty-three people working there now.	You've done well.
we've been talking about her, mostly.	Well, in '85 four of us left our firms and formed an investment banking venture. We've got twenty-three people working there now.
althea hasn't told you?	We've been talking about her, mostly.
what do you do?	Althea hasn't told you?
fill in the blank. i don't mind the office. the point is, you only go 'round once. like the zens say -- be here now.	What do you do?
i thought it was -- nobody ever said, "i should have spent more time at the office."	Fill in the blank. I don't mind the office. The point is, you only go 'round once. Like the Zens say -- Be here now.
i am. and i'm not ashamed of it. nobody ever said on their death bed -- "i treated myself too well."	I thought it was -- Nobody ever said, "I should have spent more time at the office."
i've had my moments.	I am. And I'm not ashamed of it. Nobody ever said on their death bed -- "I treated myself too well."
are you a man who likes to treat himself right?	I've had my moments.
i think you'll like this. know much about cuban cigars?	Nope.
doc. nice to meet you.	Sorry I'm late... traffic was a motherfucker. Have another drink, I'll be back in five.
you must be dr. mumford of mumford. jeremy brockett.	Doc. Nice to meet you.
no, sir. i was empathizing. sorry.	Maybe you can empathize with this -- Maximum fine. Three months in jail, three months house arrest. Sentence to begin immediately at the Orchard Valley Correctional Facility. Case closed. This court is adjourned.
are you disrespecting this court, mr. white?	No, sir. I was empathizing. Sorry.
i'm sorry you're frustrated.	Are you disrespecting this court, Mr. White?
what?	I'm sorry you're frustrated.
i'm sorry, your honor.	What?
mr. white, i am frustrated that the criminal code in this state allows a maximum sentence of only six months and a maximum fine of only $2000.	I'm sorry, your honor.
yes.	Mr. White, I am frustrated that the criminal code in this state allows a maximum sentence of only six months and a maximum fine of only $2000.
it means absolutely nothing to me that so many of your patients have come forward with praise for you and your therapeutic skills. you understand that?	Yes.
yes, your honor.	It means absolutely nothing to me that so many of your patients have come forward with praise for you and your therapeutic skills. You understand that?
...people who have come to you with the faith that you know what you're doing... and that you are who you say you are?	Yes, your honor.
do you realize how insidious it is to invade the most private thoughts and secret lives of unsuspecting people?...	...People who have come to you with the faith that you know what you're doing... and that you are who you say you are?
i do.	Do you realize how insidious it is to invade the most private thoughts and secret lives of unsuspecting people?...
clarence norman white, do you understand how serious are the crimes with which you have been charged?	I do.
yeah.	Well, come on in.
you do?	Yeah.
salad nicoise? i love salad nicoise.	You do?
meat loaf, turkey quesadillas, or salad nicoise.	Salad nicoise? I love salad nicoise.
what are they?	Meat loaf, turkey quesadillas, or salad nicoise.
it's okay. they pre-order. there's a choice of three entrees.	What are they?
that's a lot of people all at once.	It's okay. They pre-order. There's a choice of three entrees.
i'd better get in there.	That's a lot of people all at once.
so, is this like a japanese restaurant?	I'd better get in there.
i've seen you going by on your board, but i didn't realize -- you're so young... to be so...	What?
upstairs, with doc... yeah, it's very nice... i heard your shower.	I've seen you going by on your board, but I didn't realize -- you're so young... to be so...
oh?	Upstairs, with Doc... Yeah, it's very nice... I heard your shower.
yeah... me you, too... i was at your house...	Oh?
what it might take is... doing time.	Too bad. That's tough, I mean it. I'm not unsympathetic. But Skip says you're in love.
clean up the mess. no matter what it takes.	What it might take is... doing time.
that's it? that's what you're giving me?	Clean up the mess. No matter what it takes.
here it is, some advice -- do the hard thing.	That's it? That's what you're giving me?
okay.	Here it is, some advice -- do the hard thing.
yes, you do, you damn well do.	Okay.
thanks, lily, i don't need anything.	Yes, you do, you damn well do.
i want to give you something. will you let me?	Thanks, Lily, I don't need anything.
you would have met in some shower eventually...	I want to give you something. Will you let me?
skip and i wouldn't have got together if it weren't for you. that's a big deal.	You would have met in some shower eventually...
he told you.	Skip and I wouldn't have got together if it weren't for you. That's a big deal.
i don't want you to be mad at skip...	He told you.
doc.	I don't want you to be mad at Skip...
lily.	Doc.
doc...	Lily.
...so rich?	...so accomplished.
lily, i want you to meet skip. skip, lily.	It's a pleasure to meet you.
where am i supposed to eat?	You're on your own today, honey.
they come through a few times each year.  hello, mrs. saito, good to see you again!  it's a tour.	Where am I supposed to eat?
why do you watch?	No gentleman caller, Doc.  Not that I care. I've had it with men. They're so fascinated by their own crap. Took me four years to get the last one out. Almost turned me into a dyke... These days my idea of a hot date is a long shower by myself before bed. Now that feels good. And you don't have to do all that... listening.
shocking. did you know the government is wasteful?  you heard it here first. oh, and being a supermodel... it's no walk in the park.	Why do you watch?
...and?	Shocking. Did you know the government is wasteful?  You heard it here first. Oh, and being a supermodel... it's no walk in the park.
it was insane here, man. 'hadda call in the national guard.  then i did my laundry... watched 20/20.	...And?
horror show. what'd you do tonight?	It was insane here, man. 'Hadda call in the National Guard.  Then I did my laundry... watched 20/20.
and the brocketts?	Horror show. What'd you do tonight?
it's a pretty piece of land.	And the Brocketts?
do we run into the street? no, i didn't think so.  nice car. how's that place?	It's a pretty piece of land.
how ya doin', ainge? evenin', lily.	Doc.  Ainge...
you like me. how come?	Not sure. Let me think about it.
so, what makes you so popular? what's your secret?	You like me. How come?
oh, so that's him? the panda man.	So, what makes you so popular? What's your secret?
you know who that is, don't you?  you really don't? that's skip skipperton, man. he gets himself hit by a truck, this whole town shuts down.	Oh, so that's him? The Panda Man.
four months, two and a half weeks -- that's how long.  and you've already got more patients than those other two shrinks combined.	Lily, I don't think even you could know that --
oh, i don't know...	Four months, two and a half weeks -- that's how long.  And you've already got more patients than those other two shrinks combined.
how long you been in this town?	Oh, I don't know...
what do you want to know?	You're terrible. I'm never telling you anything.
man, you see him a lot. and it's very wrong to reveal it. next you'll be saying what his problem is.	What do you want to know?
it was henry follett.	Man, you see him a lot. And it's very wrong to reveal it. Next you'll be saying what his problem is.
i think it's like... inquisitive.	It was Henry Follett.
does the phrase "nosy" have any meaning to you, lily?	I think it's like... inquisitive.
who was that?	Does the phrase "nosy" have any meaning to you, Lily?
my patient had to leave early.	Who was that?
you're early... it's not ready. what happened?	My patient had to leave early.
it's a country club. don't worry about it.	Thanks for your help, Lionel.
you've got to have the right ladder for the job. you don't know what you're doing, you can get yourself in trouble.	You're right, as usual. See you.
hello, lionel.	You've got to have the right ladder for the job. You don't know what you're doing, you can get yourself in trouble.
maybe some of us don't need this crap!	And it's the Hubble Telescope, not the Himball Telescope.
don't you at least have a back door i can use?	Come out this way. There's no shame in getting a little therapy... is there, Althea?
see that sign -- we retain the right to refuse service to anyone. i'm not going to charge you for this session, but i don't want to see you back here.	Don't you at least have a back door I can use?
i'm a criminal lawyer -- you think i like my clients? i can't stand most of them! but i don't kick them out...	See that sign -- We retain the right to refuse service to anyone. I'm not going to charge you for this session, but I don't want to see you back here.
sure i can, lionel.	I'm a criminal lawyer -- you think I like my clients? I can't stand most of them! But I don't kick them out...
-- you crazy? you can't do this!	Sure I can, Lionel.
...but it's not really my school -- and this is very interesting -- it's the school from the next district --	-- Go on!
-- you can sit up and look at me if you'd like --  -- maybe it would be helpful if you told me a little about what brought you here.	Kind of impatient for a big-time headshrinker, aren't you? How 'bout you let me explain it my own way...
how are you?	Insane! Didn't ja hear? My family got five hundred times better.  Let's go, Vanessa.
did you straighten her out?	How are you?
martin.	Did you straighten her out?
hiya, doc.	Martin.
is she a friend of yours?	No... sort of. Man, she could be cool, but all she does is get wrecked and do all the guys. She's blowin' them in the parking lot.
what's wrong with her?	Is she a friend of yours?
i'm trying.	Got to.
can you help mom?	I'm trying.
that would explain it.	Can you help Mom?
i been drivin' since i was twelve.	That would explain it.
you're good.	I been drivin' since I was twelve.
i just got my license two weeks ago.	You're good.
don't need it.	I just got my license two weeks ago.
got a license?  but no car?	Don't need it.
sure.	Got a license?  But no car?
but you know how to drive?	Sure.
it'll never happen! you're in big trouble, mister.	Mother... go away!
dr. mumford does, yes. i've put myself completely in his hands. for today, anyway.	What kind of doctor are you?
do you think that's a good idea?	Dr. Mumford does, yes. I've put myself completely in his hands. For today, anyway.
we're going for a walk.	Do you think that's a good idea?
what's happening here?	We're going for a walk.
hello, mother. i want you to meet dr. mumford.	Mumford... like the town?
sofie. it's so obvious... you're after my daughter.	Well, I gotta say, Mrs. Cook, you're right about that.
could i see sofie, please?	No, you can not. I wouldn't know who to say is calling.
just who is here, can you tell me?	Could I see Sofie, please?
good evening, mrs. cook.	Just who is here, can you tell me?
well, look who's here...	Good evening, Mrs. Cook.
wow. you're something.	Take a hike, Dr. Quack!
-- the problem is you're a big fake. you haven't got a clue what's wrong with that girl.	Wow. You're something.
well... you see, the problem is --	-- the problem is you're a big fake. You haven't got a clue what's wrong with that girl.
why don't you tell me?	Why don't you go to hell? It's all a bunch of nonsense and you know it.
i think you do.	Why don't you tell me?
no, i really don't.	I think you do.
i think you know what i mean.	No, I really don't.
what do you mean?	I think you know what I mean.
finally, some common sense...	What do you mean?
there's something i think we need to talk about.	What?
what'd you want?	There's something I think we need to talk about.
oh... not a real doctor.	That's right, the fake kind.
ph.d., psychologist.	Oh... not a real doctor.
will you be here?	Of course... I haven't got the energy to get out of town that fast.
we're only talking about six weeks.	Will you be here?
will you wait for me?	We're only talking about six weeks.
you got off easy.	Will you wait for me?
anything... just ask.	What is your name?
...but first, you have to tell me something...	Anything... just ask.
oh.	I want to spend the rest of my life with you... but I'm not sure you feel the same way.
i love you. more than i've ever loved anyone or anything in my life.	Oh.
i don't know. depends. i'm in a bad mood.	I love you. More than I've ever loved anyone or anything in my life.
will you think about it?	I don't know. Depends. I'm in a bad mood.
what?	Will you think about it?
but, there is one... mitigating factor i want you to consider before you write me off.	What?
i know it! please believe me, i know that...	But, there is one... mitigating factor I want you to consider before you write me off.
but nothing... i'm mad as hell. this is a terrible thing you've done.	I know it! Please believe me, I know that...
but...	But nothing... I'm mad as hell. This is a terrible thing you've done.
i am irate!	But...
not me... all my other my patients. i smelled tar and feathers on the way over here.	You deserve it.
you feel violated?	Not me... all my other my patients. I smelled tar and feathers on the way over here.
you're not the only one...	You feel violated?
...how violated i feel?	You're not the only one...
part of it. we were watching "er" until someone called.	You probably got the idea.
sofie...	Part of it. We were watching "ER" until someone called.
which show was that?	Sofie...
i guess you saw the show...?	Which show was that?
mother...	What do you think I'm after, Mrs. Cook?
hello.	I think you can understand why I have some serious questions about your methods. I mean, obviously it becomes much more likely that I'm going to have confusion about this when your idea of treatment is to go walking in the woods and up to make- outs-ville and do all these highly romantic activities --
hello?	Hello.
yes, and that is what i have got right now. i have taken my feelings of gratitude... and relief... and transferred them onto... you. i have taken all those warm, grateful emotions and confused them with feelings for you... so that now i am under the delusion...  ...that i am in love with you.	Hello?
transference.	Yes, and that is what I have got right now. I have taken my feelings of gratitude... and relief... and transferred them onto... you. I have taken all those warm, grateful emotions and confused them with feelings for you... So that now I am under the delusion...  ...that I am in love with you.
transference!	Transference.
what was that?	Transference!
i know a little about psychology. i took three different courses in college. it's true, none of them were above the two hundred level, but i took them... and there was one concept i remember very well.	What was that?
i think so.	I know a little about psychology. I took three different courses in college. It's true, none of them were above the two hundred level, but I took them... And there was one concept I remember very well.
the point is this -- i am not a blank page. i did not just fall off the turnip truck. do you know what i mean?	I think so.
okay...	The point is this -- I am not a blank page. I did not just fall off the turnip truck. Do you know what I mean?
i'm saying that since i'm doing so much better -- which i attribute to you -- i'm liable to misinterpret some of my feelings.	Okay...
i don't follow you.	I'm saying that since I'm doing so much better -- which I attribute to you -- I'm liable to misinterpret some of my feelings.
given that, i'm obviously not going to be judging things in the most realistic way.	I don't follow you.
i'm glad.	Given that, I'm obviously not going to be judging things in the most realistic way.
first of all, i have been feeling much better lately. i don't know if the syndrome is over -- if it's just run its course or something -- but i feel a hundred per cent better than when i first came to you.	I'm glad.
um-huh.	First of all, I have been feeling much better lately. I don't know if the syndrome is over -- if it's just run its course or something -- but I feel a hundred per cent better than when I first came to you.
all right... i'm going to come right out and say this, because that's what your shrink is for, right, so you can tell him what's bothering you?	Um-huh.
no, it is not something i've heard about you! it is someth--  why? is there something i should have heard about you?	Why don't you tell me what's on your mind?
is it something you've heard about me?	No, it is not something I've heard about you! It is someth--  Why? Is there something I should have heard about you?
how intuitive! that must take years of training right there. maybe you can guess what has upset me.	Is it something you've heard about me?
you're upset.	How intuitive! That must take years of training right there. Maybe you can guess what has upset me.
yes, something's very wrong, dr. mumford.	You're upset.
is something wrong, sofie?	Yes, something's very wrong, Dr. Mumford.
it might've been more appropriate if we had followed a traditional approach to the doctor-patient relationship.	Is something wrong, Sofie?
i need to talk to you... doctor. can i come in?	Of course.
of course.	Thanks to this therapy, I now know what I'm looking for. I need to find a man like you.  Not one who's treating me, of course.  And I'm going to do it, dammit! You've given me the confidence.
you're shockingly honest, that's what makes you great. i've never had a man treat me this way. with you, i feel really... listened to.  can i tell you something? it's a little embarrassing, but i feel very unguarded with you.	Of course.
i don't know if --	You're shockingly honest, that's what makes you great. I've never had a man treat me this way. With you, I feel really... listened to.  Can I tell you something? It's a little embarrassing, but I feel very unguarded with you.
yes! and my ex-husband -- he never accepted me for who i was, just like mother. the things you've said have helped me understand what a dick he is.	I don't know if --
that's... good?	Yes! And my ex-husband -- he never accepted me for who I was, just like Mother. The things you've said have helped me understand what a dick he is.
i can't tell you how much i admire you. you have a wonderful way with people. and you're very insightful. i feel like you've seen me clearly... i never used to admit what a horrible person my mother was. you've made that possible for me.	That's... good?
yeah?	I can't tell you how much I admire you. You have a wonderful way with people. And you're very insightful. I feel like you've seen me clearly... I never used to admit what a horrible person my mother was. You've made that possible for me.
-- you've been a tremendous help to me.	Yeah?
i bet i know what changed your mind...  ...my mother. she was so horrible, you decided you couldn't desert me.	I thought only action movies had villains like that.
that's one way to put it.	I bet I know what changed your mind...  ...My mother. She was so horrible, you decided you couldn't desert me.
my brother said you were about to fire me.	That's one way to put it.
i thought i had something to tell you. but it turned out i didn't.	My brother said you were about to fire me.
why'd you come to the house the other night?	I thought I had something to tell you. But it turned out I didn't.
either one.	Why'd you come to the house the other night?
which thing?	Either one.
that's what i like.	Which thing?
when i was in high school we used to come up here and make out. i liked to sit on the rock and watch the sun go down.	That's what I like.
and this is legitimate therapy?	Therapy? Hell no, I just don't want to do it alone.
then you can expect me at 5:30 tomorrow morning.	And this is legitimate therapy?
it's all right.	Then you can expect me at 5:30 tomorrow morning.
you like it?	It's all right.
i'm thinking a gal could make a good living doing this. how hard could it be squeezing out some fourteen year old?	You like it?
in the capitol for boy's nation. five days. why?	I'm thinking a gal could make a good living doing this. How hard could it be squeezing out some fourteen year old?
and he's where?	In the capitol for Boy's Nation. Five days. Why?
brady peck's. fourteen years old. lives next door.	And he's where?
so whose route is this?	Brady Peck's. Fourteen years old. Lives next door.
no, that'd be a good story, but that was just the beginning of the end. we went on for another year or so.	So whose route is this?
is that when you split up?	No, that'd be a good story, but that was just the beginning of the end. We went on for another year or so.
and i'll bet you can interpret the whole thing	It's pretty obvious to a trained professional.
disgusting.	And I'll bet you can interpret the whole thing
that was really bad, wasn't it?	Disgusting.
oh, there's something wrong with you, all right. especially after hearing that dream of yours, about the roto-rooter.	That was really bad, wasn't it?
...who thinks there's nothing really wrong with me.	Oh, there's something wrong with you, all right. Especially after hearing that dream of yours, about the Roto-Rooter.
yes.	...who thinks there's nothing really wrong with me.
you're purposely making me talk while we do this...  ...because you think this is good for me...  ...and you're a sadistic bastard...	Yes.
oh... this makes me sound irrational, which is probably right, but there was something about him saying this -- it was maybe the millionth time he'd told me about some preference of his. well, i was so... tired of it.  seems like my whole life someone's been telling me... i'm just not getting it right. can we rest for a second?	You're purposely making me talk while we do this...  ...because you think this is good for me...  ...and you're a sadistic bastard...
it doesn't matter. go on.	Oh... this makes me sound irrational, which is probably right, but there was something about him saying this -- it was maybe the millionth time he'd told me about some preference of his. Well, I was so... tired of it.  Seems like my whole life someone's been telling me... I'm just not getting it right. Can we rest for a second?
i don't know if i'm going to make it the whole way.	It doesn't matter. Go on.
you're doing great.	I don't know if I'm going to make it the whole way.
sometimes, yeah... pulling in two different directions at once. it makes tiny little tears in our fabric.	Well then, my life has been some kind of huge rip.
you actually address yourself by name in your thoughts?  so you really think having two opposing ideas in your head does some kind of damage?	Sometimes, yeah... pulling in two different directions at once. It makes tiny little tears in our fabric.
there... i've given myself a real whopper.	You actually address yourself by name in your thoughts?  So you really think having two opposing ideas in your head does some kind of damage?
all i have to do is have two conflicting thoughts at the same time... like i'll think -- 'taking these walks is going to help sofie get better.' but then i'll also think -- 'mumford, you just enjoy taking these walks and you're kidding yourself about the benefits.'	There... I've given myself a real whopper.
is that like a party trick?	All I have to do is have two conflicting thoughts at the same time... Like I'll think -- 'Taking these walks is going to help Sofie get better.' But then I'll also think -- 'Mumford, you just enjoy taking these walks and you're kidding yourself about the benefits.'
i can give myself a headache instantly.	Is that like a party trick?
so the headaches may not even be a part of this?	I can give myself a headache instantly.
no, not really. they're about the same. my marriage was one long headache.	So the headaches may not even be a part of this?
did you get headaches before this?  but you get more now? or more severe?	No, not really. They're about the same. My marriage was one long headache.
i don't know if i mentioned the headaches.	Did you get headaches before this?  But you get more now? Or more severe?
life.	I don't know if I mentioned the headaches.
where?	Life.
yeah, most people have that. it's confusing here.	Where?
yes, yes, and definitely yes. also... i get confused.	Yeah, most people have that. It's confusing here.
painful lymph glands?  forget fulness... irritability... depression?	Yes, yes, and definitely yes. Also... I get confused.
sore throat?	Uh-huh.
well... i'm tired all the time, obviously. i always feel like taking a nap. but when i try to sleep, i have trouble.  my muscles ache. and my joints. i feel like an old person, or like i did back when i used to work out too hard... what else?...	Sore throat?
be specific.	Well... I'm tired all the time, obviously. I always feel like taking a nap. But when I try to sleep, I have trouble.  My muscles ache. And my joints. I feel like an old person, or like I did back when I used to work out too hard... What else?...
i'm embarrassed. the list is so long.	Be specific.
sorry... i'm done.	'Cause I'll tell you, none of the others have tried this approach.
is this the treatment?	Sorry... I'm done.
really? what would it take?	Is this the treatment?
no.	Really? What would it take?
i've offended you!	No.
you've got a funny idea of funny.	I've offended you!
okay then... are you positive your mother's a bitch?  just kidding.	You've got a funny idea of funny.
negative thinking makes everything more difficult. if you're going to have enough strength to do this, we have to talk only about positive things. all right?	Okay then... Are you positive your mother's a bitch?  Just kidding.
what?	Negative thinking makes everything more difficult. If you're going to have enough strength to do this, we have to talk only about positive things. All right?
please... forgive me.	What?
oh, we've all disappointed her. me, especially, but dad, of course. she thinks my brother's all right, but she didn't expect much. it's what happens when you "marry beneath yourself"...	Please... forgive me.
something's bothering her.	Oh, we've all disappointed her. Me, especially, but Dad, of course. She thinks my brother's all right, but she didn't expect much. It's what happens when you "marry beneath yourself"...
we don't discuss it.	Something's bothering her.
is she against you getting help?	We don't discuss it.
is that the technical description of what i've got?	Is she against you getting help?
maybe... but you're the one whose ass is dragging.	Is that the technical description of what I've got?
she's not in a bad mood. she's like that all the time.  it doesn't bother me anymore. it's my dad and my brother i worry about.	Maybe... but you're the one whose ass is dragging.
people usually have to get to know me before they hate me.	She's not in a bad mood. She's like that all the time.  It doesn't bother me anymore. It's my dad and my brother I worry about.
mom's such a cutie.	People usually have to get to know me before they hate me.
we'll turn back anytime you want.	Oh boy... this should be interesting.
i'm not making any promises.	We'll turn back anytime you want.
maybe you'll catch it.	Can I ask you something?  Didn't you tell my dad you didn't think it was a good idea to come to the patient?  So what changed?
is it contagious? 'cause everyone agrees my immune system's way down.	Maybe you'll catch it.
no one ever thought so. you must bring it out.	Is it contagious? 'Cause everyone agrees my immune system's way down.
you have the best answer for everything.  you seem so... hopeful. are you always this sunny?	No one ever thought so. You must bring it out.
we'll work it out.	You have the best answer for everything.  You seem so... hopeful. Are you always this sunny?
i don't think i can afford it. i don't want my dad paying.	We'll work it out.
we'll take it slow. you'll never feel you can't handle it.	I don't think I can afford it. I don't want my dad paying.
i'll come to you. we'll try a little walking.	We'll take it slow. You'll never feel you can't handle it.
i don't know. i barely made it today.	I'll come to you. We'll try a little walking.
we... we would try several things. but i need to see you a lot.	I don't know. I barely made it today.
what would you do?	We... we would try several things. But I need to see you a lot.
i don't know what's real and what isn't. that's never been my strong suit. but if you're tired all the time and you've had to give up the life you were having and come back home when you didn't want to... that's worth trying to fix. maybe i can help you do that.	What would you do?
even if you don't think it's real?	I don't know what's real and what isn't. That's never been my strong suit. But if you're tired all the time and you've had to give up the life you were having and come back home when you didn't want to... that's worth trying to fix. Maybe I can help you do that.
hmm, as in -- that's interesting. sometimes, with enough clues, it's possible to figure these things out.	Even if you don't think it's real?
hmm? is that a professional opinion?	Hmm, as in -- that's interesting. Sometimes, with enough clues, it's possible to figure these things out.
hmm.	Hmm? Is that a professional opinion?
no... but it started one year to the day after my divorce became final. that's not too suspicious, is it?... but it wasn't like i was feeling bad about the divorce. just the opposite.	Hmm.
back when this started, was there anything unusual happening in your life? a change of job, of living situation... a loss of some kind?	No... but it started one year to the day after my divorce became final. That's not too suspicious, is it?... But it wasn't like I was feeling bad about the divorce. Just the opposite.
that's okay. maybe it is. my mother always says -- "everything that's wrong with you is in your head." i suppose that's true.	Back when this started, was there anything unusual happening in your life? A change of job, of living situation... a loss of some kind?
i saw it. i saw it in your eyes.	That's okay. Maybe it is. My mother always says -- "Everything that's wrong with you is in your head." I suppose that's true.
no.	I saw it. I saw it in your eyes.
you think that now! you think it's a bunch of hooey, don't you?	No.
what?	You think that now! You think it's a bunch of hooey, don't you?
about six months ago, i guess it is now. god, it seems like years. what a bore! i'm embarrassed by it. before this happened -- when i'd hear people talk about this kind of thing -- i thought it was a bunch of bullshit.	What?
when did you start to feel this way?	About six months ago, I guess it is now. God, it seems like years. What a bore! I'm embarrassed by it. Before this happened -- when I'd hear people talk about this kind of thing -- I thought it was a bunch of bullshit.
oh, lord. it's almost too exhausting to tell you...  ...about my exhaustion. i didn't really want to come. i'm not hopeful right now. but i couldn't take the look on my dad's face. he's a truly kind person, which is pretty extraordinary if you knew the story. he's the opposite of me, i guess -- all stamina and resolve.	When did you start to feel this way?
what can you tell me about this?	Oh, lord. It's almost too exhausting to tell you...  ...about my exhaustion. I didn't really want to come. I'm not hopeful right now. But I couldn't take the look on my dad's face. He's a truly kind person, which is pretty extraordinary if you knew the story. He's the opposite of me, I guess -- all stamina and resolve.
i'd better not, i'll fall right to sleep. i think it's too soon for me to be sleeping with you.	What can you tell me about this?
feel free to lie down. most people do.	I'd better not, I'll fall right to sleep. I think it's too soon for me to be sleeping with you.
he agreed?	He's pitiful, Doc, a goddam puppy. I don't know how much longer I can put up with it. I already got two arms and legs, I don't need another appendage.
i don't know if i can quit. we're gonna try it together, like, you know, aa or something. and i made him give up his .22. no more sneaking around the hills with his fucking nut gun like some loony tune.	He agreed?
really?	I don't know if I can quit. We're gonna try it together, like, you know, AA or something. And I made him give up his .22. No more sneaking around the hills with his fucking nut gun like some loony tune.
i said i'd consider it. nobody owns me. and the last thing was insane. i don't know what's wrong with him... no magazines.	Really?
no again?	I said I'd consider it. Nobody owns me. And the last thing was insane. I don't know what's wrong with him... No magazines.
...what balls on this guy? what're we...  ...going steady? jesus.	No again?
what did he want you to do?	First off, he tells me to stop smoking cigarettes. I told him abso-fuckin'- lutely no. As you can see --
he said -- "which we already knew!"	What did he want you to do?
what'd he say?	He said -- "Which we already knew!"
...i mean, doc, the dude is seriously deluded. i said that to him, i said, "if you think i'm gonna do all that shit for you, man, you are seriously deluded."	What'd he say?
do you think that's what he wants?	No. I don't know what he wants. But I know I don't like being watched. Nobody's ever paid any attention to what I did, and I liked it just fine. Where does he get off telling me I disrespect myself?  Fuck him. Look in a mirror, bozo.
there's this kid at school... martin brockett. he has some gigantic idea of himself that no one else shares. you wouldn't believe the crap he lays on me... who appointed him my spiritual leader? if he has everything so figured out how come his best friend is a .22 rifle? and why's he spend all his time chasing after me? probably thinks i'm gonna give him a hummer...	Do you think that's what he wants?
uh-huh.	This shrink school you went to... did you hear about it on an infomercial?
i don't think you know what you're talking about.	Uh-huh.
true. should we stop them?	I don't think you know what you're talking about.
these appointments were not my idea, remember.	True. Should we stop them?
was it something that happened at school?	These appointments were not my idea, remember.
what are you talking about?	Was it something that happened at school?
what happened today?	What are you talking about?
i want to have the session. i thought it would be cool if i could show you some of the things that interest me. but i guess you're not into it... which we already knew.	What happened today?
if you don't want to have a session today, it's okay.	I want to have the session. I thought it would be cool if I could show you some of the things that interest me. But I guess you're not into it... which we already knew.
what are you doing? we're not done. i just need to find the thing...	If you don't want to have a session today, it's okay.
just chill for a second. look at this guy, it appears he's actually dead... but gorgeous.	What are you doing? We're not done. I just need to find the thing...
what do you want me to see?	Just chill for a second. Look at this guy, it appears he's actually dead... but gorgeous.
isn't she amazing? that is such a wicked look.	What do you want me to see?
that's not quite what i said --	It's a really weird thing for a shrink to say... and then you said maybe people'd be happier if they'd accept that some things don't change -- that it'd be some kind of a relief or something...
i knew you wouldn't answer. i've been thinking about what you said last time. how me trying to lose weight -- and constantly not -- is like a lot of people with addictions. how maybe i can't lose the weight, ever...  which we already knew...	That's not quite what I said --
have women found you attractive?	I knew you wouldn't answer. I've been thinking about what you said last time. How me trying to lose weight -- and constantly not -- is like a lot of people with addictions. How maybe I can't lose the weight, ever...  Which we already knew...
you been spying on me in the supermarket, nessa?	Have women found you attractive?
where?... the new york times. the first one was -- "he handles produce well." which we already knew!  the point is, you have a lot of the signs.	You been spying on me in the supermarket, Nessa?
where was this?	Where?... The New York Times. The first one was -- "he handles produce well." Which we already knew!  The point is, you have a lot of the signs.
fuck the community.  there was this article my friends and i read. it was "25 signs he's great in bed". it was very fascinating.	Where was this?
it's my bit for the community.	Fuck the community.  There was this article my friends and I read. It was "25 Signs He's Great in Bed". It was very fascinating.
pro boner?  pro bono, huh? for whose good, supposedly?	It's my bit for the community.
it's called pro bono.	Pro boner?  Pro bono, huh? For whose good, supposedly?
the school board doesn't pay you? what kind of deal is that?	It's called pro bono.
don't do that thing...  ...that shrink thing.	It's a big part of the show.
why do you think you tell me, nessa?	Don't do that thing...  ...that shrink thing.
monthly! god, how shallow do you think brad is? why do i waste my time telling you this stuff?	Why do you think you tell me, Nessa?
weekly or monthly?	Monthly! God, how shallow do you think Brad is? Why do I waste my time telling you this stuff?
in maybe three or four issues.	Weekly or monthly?
what do you mean, "in no time"?	In maybe three or four issues.
...so he already had the tattoo that said, "naomi forever"... and now they're broken up, see, and he has to have it removed. but while the scar is still healing, or whatever you call it when you have a tattoo removed, he meets chandra. and it's serious, immediate love. so in no time, he's gone from the most gorgeous model in the world to the most gorgeous actress in north america.	What do you mean, "in no time"?
hmm. i guess that doesn't help... i see where you're going here. it's a mess.	Yep.
doc!... it's not me, is it?	What?
i guess that makes sense.	Yes, yes it does...
skip, you know that it's improper -- completely unethical -- for a licensed psychologist to carry on a romantic relationship with one of his patients?	I guess that makes sense.
i'm here for you, doc.	Skip, you know that it's improper -- completely unethical -- for a licensed psychologist to carry on a romantic relationship with one of his patients?
wow.	I'm here for you, Doc.
sorry...	Wow.
lily...  ...skip, that's great! you and lily.	Oh, she doesn't know about it yet. Right now, of the two of us, I'm the only one in love. But I'm very stoked.
lily.	Lily...  ...Skip, that's great! You and Lily.
what'd i do?	Lily.
it's all your fault. in the last 48 hours, i've completely lost interest.	What'd I do?
really?	It's all your fault. In the last 48 hours, I've completely lost interest.
it's not going to be me. i'm giving it up.	Really?
there are a lot of lonely people in the world. somebody's gonna figure this out someday.	It's not going to be me. I'm giving it up.
this doesn't seem a little... perverse?	There are a lot of lonely people in the world. Somebody's gonna figure this out someday.
skip, you're a visionary. that can be a burden.	This doesn't seem a little... perverse?
pretty creepy, huh? are you totally disgusted?	Skip, you're a visionary. That can be a burden.
skip, i've got a problem and i need some advice.	You want my advice? Far out!
doc, there's something about what you told me the other night i can't get out of my head. it's driving me batty --  why me? how did you know you could trust me?	You're completely reliable.
i'm honored.	Doc, there's something about what you told me the other night I can't get out of my head. It's driving me batty --  Why me? How did you know you could trust me?
i've never brought anyone down here before.	I'm honored.
where ya going? i've got a million questions.	See you Thursday... regular time.
i understand what it's like to want to leave a problem behind. that's all most people are looking to do.  mainly, i listen.	Where ya going? I've got a million questions.
jeez, man. but you're good at it!	I understand what it's like to want to leave a problem behind. That's all most people are looking to do.  Mainly, I listen.
english lit.	Jeez, man. But you're good at it!
psych major?	English Lit.
no... no training.	Psych major?
but you studied psychology, right? you did the training and just never got the degree?	No... no training.
and a birth certificate is enough?	Everything flows from that, and what doesn't... can be easily purchased.
"mumford"... i mean, why pick the name of the town you were going to?	Oh. You got it backwards. I already had the name when I started looking for somewhere to settle. When I saw this town on a map, I thought maybe it was a sign. See...
what about it?	"Mumford"... I mean, why pick the name of the town you were going to?
i know it starts with a birth certificate...	All new people start with that...
you know how easy it is. a kid can manage it if he wants a fake i.d. you can do practically the whole deal at your local kinko's. the only variable is how much pride you take in the product.	I know it starts with a birth certificate...
how'd you do it?  the new you.	You know how easy it is. A kid can manage it if he wants a fake I.D. You can do practically the whole deal at your local Kinko's. The only variable is how much pride you take in the product.
who'd you go with?  that's not good.	How'd you do it?  The new you.
i wish i could live in the shower. i'd take five a day if i had the time. i went to this spa in germany, a sanitarium practically, up on this mountain. and the great thing -- they just kept you wet all day.	Who'd you go with?  That's not good.
that'd be lily.	I wish I could live in the shower. I'd take five a day if I had the time. I went to this spa in Germany, a sanitarium practically, up on this mountain. And the great thing -- they just kept you wet all day.
somebody's taking a shower down there.	That'd be Lily.
and the drugs?	Harder than I thought. Took me three tries. But I was highly motivated -- figured there was no point in leaving me and taking that along. After two bomb-outs, I found a place in the desert...
things got a lot worse.	You and Candy...?
at least you pulled yourself out...	Things got a lot worse.
hey, you've done good. look at yourself... you've cleaned up, you've got a career --	At least you pulled yourself out...
but look at me now...	Hey, you've done good. Look at yourself... you've cleaned up, you've got a career --
you were messed up, man.	But look at me now...
"get to know your therapist."	You were messed up, man.
holy shit!	"Get to know your therapist."
of course, him being insane didn't make it all right that i fell in love with his wife.	Holy shit!
did you carry a gun?	Didn't need one. We didn't even need a warrant for most of the shit we did. Man, the IRS... we could go in your bank account, your credit cards... hell, we used to go into doctors' files and get all the juicy details. Nobody wants to argue with the IRS.
it wasn't the best situation.	Did you carry a gun?
an irs investigator with a drug problem?	It wasn't the best situation.
what it felt like was... a series of separate, unconnected lives -- hillbilly kid, wrecked college boy, garbage man, civil service guy...  ...et cetera... et cetera. every time i'd leave a life, it felt good. whatever problems i was having were suddenly gone. i had no friends and i didn't talk to my family. the only constant, stabilizing force in my life was... drugs.	An IRS investigator with a drug problem?
sounds like you have several.	What it felt like was... a series of separate, unconnected lives -- hillbilly kid, wrecked college boy, garbage man, civil service guy...  ...et cetera... et cetera. Every time I'd leave a life, it felt good. Whatever problems I was having were suddenly gone. I had no friends and I didn't talk to my family. The only constant, stabilizing force in my life was... drugs.
everybody has a story, skip.	Sounds like you have several.
-- an investigator for the internal revenue service?	Everybody has a story, Skip.
are you telling me your last job before becoming a psychologist was --	-- an investigator for the Internal Revenue Service?
but there was one job that looked like it might be fun -- investigator.	Are you telling me your last job before becoming a psychologist was --
i can tell you anything else.	What about everything? How did this happen?
i've told you a lot of private stuff.	I can tell you anything else.
it matters to me.	I've told you a lot of private stuff.
doesn't matter. you can call me doc.	It matters to me.
damn! what is your name?	Doesn't matter. You can call me Doc.
it's time you did some talkin', dr. mum -- wait a minute. that is your name, isn't it?	Damn! What is your name?
just you.	It's time you did some talkin', Dr. Mum -- Wait a minute. That is your name, isn't it?
who else knows?	Just you.
it's not?	Oh, it's okay. It's just not something to be ashamed of. Maybe you don't want people knowing -- and believe me, it's safe with me -- but on the scale of dirty little secrets, I'd give it, say... a two.
skip, that's not much of a secret.	It's not?
definitely.	Skip, that's not much of a secret.
really?	Definitely.
sounds like kind of a good idea.	Really?
no, doc, a private secret! it's perverted, it's pitiful. what am i -- dr. frankenstein? aren't you repulsed?	Sounds like kind of a good idea.
and that's your secret?  you meant -- like a trade secret?	No, Doc, a private secret! It's perverted, it's pitiful. What am I -- Dr. Frankenstein? Aren't you repulsed?
you don't think i'm insane?	And that's your secret?  You meant -- like a trade secret?
how's it coming?	You don't think I'm insane?
no, doc, not a doll. i am panda. i'm talking about much, much more than a doll. the world has never seen what i'm talking about... except maybe in the movies.	How's it coming?
a doll?	No, Doc, not a doll. I am Panda. I'm talking about much, much more than a doll. The world has never seen what I'm talking about... except maybe in the movies.
sexual surrogate... slash... companion.	A doll?
slash what?	Sexual surrogate... slash... companion.
no!... although that's a good guess. no, what i've been working on, what the world really needs and no one has been able to create --  -- a virtually life-like, humanoid, gender-specific, anatomically functional... sexual surrogate slash companion.	Slash what?
jerking off?	No!... Although that's a good guess. No, what I've been working on, what the world really needs and no one has been able to create --  -- a virtually life-like, humanoid, gender-specific, anatomically functional... sexual surrogate slash companion.
guess.  go ahead, guess!	Jerking off?
it's true, believe me. so... do you know what i've been doing, all alone, in my workshop, for almost two years?... mr. find-the-need-and-fill- it. how i spend my every solitary hour?	Guess.  Go ahead, guess!
okay... let's say that, for now.	It's true, believe me. So... do you know what I've been doing, all alone, in my workshop, for almost two years?... Mr. Find-the-Need-and-Fill- It. How I spend my every solitary hour?
that's right. and you also know that even though i make 23% of the modems in the world... i cannot make one simple connection with any woman who could truly love me.	Okay... let's say that, for now.
you are panda, monarch of modems.	That's right. And you also know that even though I make 23% of the modems in the world... I cannot make one simple connection with any woman who could truly love me.
all right, i'm just gonna tell you, as simple and direct as i can.  and you understand that this is a big secret? just between us?  okay. you know i've got this gift for certain kinds of... machines.	You are Panda, monarch of modems.
-- skip. knowing what you do about me --	Doc, I trust you! You've listened to me better than anybody... maybe ever.  And this secret I've got, I can't stand it anymore. I don't know if I'm some kind of --
yeah, well... what i was gonna tell you --	-- Skip. Knowing what you do about me --
you're concerned that maybe i can't be trusted with a secret.	I trust you. Definitely. No question. But, yeah, I'm a little concerned. I mean, you're not supposed to tell anyone about your patients' problems... are you?
hey, maybe that's all right! i don't know all that much about psychology or therapy or... ethics, so maybe there's something i missed... or something...	You're concerned that maybe I can't be trusted with a secret.
you're a shrink, doc. aren't i supposed to be able to tell you everything?	It's just a thought.
sometimes it's best to keep a few things just for ourselves.	You're a shrink, Doc. Aren't I supposed to be able to tell you everything?
i want to tell you something, doc, but before i do, i need to ask you a question... because, for me to tell you this thing -- well, i haven't told anybody about this. it's the biggest secret i've got.	Sometimes it's best to keep a few things just for ourselves.
how many sessions have we had now, doc?  six. and it's been good... like we were two buddies hanging out. just shootin' the shit.	Yep.
that's all right. what's on your mind?	How many sessions have we had now, Doc?  Six. And it's been good... like we were two buddies hanging out. Just shootin' the shit.
doc. i know we're not supposed to get together till wednesday...	That's all right. What's on your mind?
hey, skip.	Doc. I know we're not supposed to get together till Wednesday...
problem is, his fantasy life's a lot better than his real one. nothing can live up to it. his wife got sick of it and left him. took his kids with her.	I wondered what happened to her...
uh-huh.	Problem is, his fantasy life's a lot better than his real one. Nothing can live up to it. His wife got sick of it and left him. Took his kids with her.
pretty good, too. lots of detail. nothing hard core. old-fashioned ones, from back when people cared about atmosphere and character.	Uh-huh.
yeah.  guy's got some serious sex fantasies.	Pretty good, too. Lots of detail. Nothing hard core. Old-fashioned ones, from back when people cared about atmosphere and character.
so i guess henry follett is a patient of yours. he's my pharmacist.	Yeah.  Guy's got some serious sex fantasies.
what?	This --
what kind of person do you have to be to do this?	What?
unbelievable...  ...and lily named her dog after him? far out.	What kind of person do you have to be to do this?
amazing.	Unbelievable...  ...And Lily named her dog after him? Far out.
did you know that danny ainge was drafted by the blue jays? do you know what kind of athlete you have to be to play in the nba and in the bigs?	Amazing.
well, there's lily.	Did you know that Danny Ainge was drafted by the Blue Jays? Do you know what kind of athlete you have to be to play in the NBA and in the bigs?
really? i'm the only person i know that likes danny ainge, outside of celtic fans. maybe phoenix.	Well, there's Lily.
lives downstairs from me. she's got a great dog named for danny ainge.	Really? I'm the only person I know that likes Danny Ainge, outside of Celtic fans. Maybe Phoenix.
good-looking woman.	Lives downstairs from me. She's got a great dog named for Danny Ainge.
she's probably ten years older than you.	Good-looking woman.
no... i've seen her. good-looking woman.	She's probably ten years older than you.
lily and i talk a bit. you know lily, runs the coffee shop?	No... I've seen her. Good-looking woman.
okay then.  have you got a lot of friends?	Lily and I talk a bit. You know Lily, runs the coffee shop?
hell yes, i like it. what's better than this? most guys would kill just to have someone do this with them whenever they like.	Okay then.  Have you got a lot of friends?
don't you like this?	Hell yes, I like it. What's better than this? Most guys would kill just to have someone do this with them whenever they like.
so, would you say we're out here... let me think how to put this... is your problem really that you're... lonely?	Don't you like this?
well, you know... that's the thing. like i said, just about everybody in town works for me. and it's just not the same asking someone to throw a ball when they work for you. it's like an order or something... and no one -- no one -- asks me.	So, would you say we're out here... let me think how to put this... Is your problem really that you're... lonely?
skip, you're the head of the whole deal here. are they busier than you?	Well, you know... that's the thing. Like I said, just about everybody in town works for me. And it's just not the same asking someone to throw a ball when they work for you. It's like an order or something... And no one -- no one -- asks me.
you'd be surprised. most guys have kids or wives or girlfriends. they're busy. it's not as easy as you think.	Skip, you're the head of the whole deal here. Are they busier than you?
skip, you must have lots of people you can throw a ball with.	You'd be surprised. Most guys have kids or wives or girlfriends. They're busy. It's not as easy as you think.
this is exactly what i wanted.	Skip, you must have lots of people you can throw a ball with.
this is great!	This is exactly what I wanted.
i'm impressed. i couldn't make three million dollars if i lived three lifetimes.	No, no... I have three billion dollars.
i've got three big ones.	I'm impressed. I couldn't make three million dollars if I lived three lifetimes.
don't tell me, 'cause i'm not going to tell you what i've got.	I've got three big ones.
i have a lot of money. do you know how much money i've got?	Don't tell me, 'cause I'm not going to tell you what I've got.
i understand.	I have a lot of money. Do you know how much money I've got?
i hope you don't think i want you to do this for free. just because we're gonna play it like we're friends, doesn't mean i won't pay you like a doctor.	I understand.
you moved here from back east and your name is the same as this town. is that right?  far out.	I hope you don't think I want you to do this for free. Just because we're gonna play it like we're friends, doesn't mean I won't pay you like a doctor.
is that the question?	You moved here from back East and your name is the same as this town. Is that right?  Far out.
i gotta pee.  can i ask you something? this town is called mumford... been that way since... 18... 18-0... 18-0...  ...thirteen! right?  now here's the question -- your name is mumford, too.	Is that the question?
of course! that's exactly what i want.	Have you thought about getting a wife?
can i ask you a personal question?	Of course! That's exactly what I want.
nah... scotch.	Far out. Single malt?  Can I pick it?
would you like another beer?	Nah... scotch.
no kidding... panda. where'd that come from?	Panda? I've always liked giant pandas... I've been to China and seen them in the wild. That's the kind of thing I can do if I want... now. I can do pretty much anything I want to do these days.
..."find the need and fill it" my dad used to say -- i guess a lot of dads say that -- but i did and it just took off.	No kidding... Panda. Where'd that come from?
how are you?	Fine. Okay. Pretty good. I've been hoping we'd meet. I've heard a lot about you.
you're doc mumford.  skip skipperton.	How are you?
yes... your particular approach.	I don't have one really. Most of the time I'm faking it. See, I think there's not much that can be done about most problems... they're too complicated, too deep-rooted by the time I hear about them. The most I can do, usually, is look and listen real closely, try to catch some glimpse of the secret life everybody's got. If I can get a sense of that, well then, maybe... just maybe, I can help them out a little.
that was a terrible thing.	I don't even know why hang-gliding is considered a legitimate sport.
wallace franklin... from greensburg.	That was a terrible thing.
which examiner did you have? i probably know him.	Wallace Franklin... from Greensburg.
oh, yeah, very tough. but i guess that's good... to keep out the quacks.	Which examiner did you have? I probably know him.
i trained in the east, myself -- cornell -- and i don't care what anyone says, there really are regional differences. i found the state certification exams out here quite harrowing... did you?	Oh, yeah, very tough. But I guess that's good... to keep out the quacks.
i suppose your extended training was at an institution in that area?	Lots of institutions. My graduate advisor believed we should experience as many environments as possible -- prisons, clinics, half-way houses. For a while I was chief therapist in a shopping mall. Had a little spot next to the yogurt place.
it's possible. i don't know about that.	I suppose your extended training was at an institution in that area?
when?	Why don't I call you when I've got my calendar in front of me?
forgive me, please. what a gracious thought. we must do that.	When?
they are evil, cursed, they matter not.	Well, okay then.
i never killed a priest before.	They are evil, cursed, they matter not.
priests. imhotep's priests.	I never killed a priest before.
who the hell are these guys?	Priests. Imhotep's priests.
you know where he's taking her?	Yes. To Hamunaptra. To perform the ritual.
no mortal weapons can kill this creature. he is not of this world.	Are we talkin, about the same creature? The walking corpse? Really big mouth? Really bad breath?
relax, i got him.	No mortal weapons can kill this creature. He is not of this world.
i told you to leave or die, you refused, and now you may have killed us all. for you have unleashed the creature that we have feared for more than four thousand years.	Relax, I got him.
if he arrives before us, it will be too late.	Did you say 'kill' my sister?
and then killing your sister.	Excuse me?
oh yes, of course.	And then killing your sister.
by reading the book of the dead.	Oh yes, of course.
and how does one do that?	By reading the Book Of The Dead.
the ritual to bring the body of anck- su-namun back to life.	And how does one do that?
and what ritual would that be?	The ritual to bring the body of Anck- su-namun back to life.
we saved him! saved him before the creature could finish his work. now leave, all of you, quickly, before he finishes you all.	You're not going to kill us?
what does he want the book for?	Something about bringing his dead girly-friend back to life. He needs the book...  And your sister.
the book! the black book they found at hamunaptra! imhotep wants it back. said to me it would be worth it's weight in diamonds.	What does he want the book for?
what are you looking for? lie, and i'll slit your throat.	The book! The black book they found at Hamunaptra! Imhotep wants it back. Said to me it would be worth it's weight in diamonds.
you shall see.	What are you looking for? Lie, and I'll slit your throat.
immune from what?	You shall see.
it is better to be the right hand of the devil,... than in his path. as long as i serve him, i am immune.	Immune from what?
then you got no excuse for living. what the hell you doin, being buddies with this creep, beni? what's in it for you?	It is better to be the right hand of the Devil,... than in his path. As long as I serve him, I am immune.
what friend? you're my only friend.	Then you got no excuse for living. What the hell you doin, being buddies with this creep, Beni? What's in it for you?
where's your new friend?	What friend? You're my only friend.
don't gimme that, you never had any scruples.	Do you know where I can steal some?
he has come to help mister burns. somehow i feel responsible.	Don't gimme that, you never had any scruples.
yeah, well, we all got our little problems today don't we?	He has come to help Mister Burns. Somehow I feel responsible.
the prince does not like to be touched by other humans. a silly eastern superstition, i'm afraid.	Yeah, well, we all got our little problems today don't we?
oh, hey, how ya doin'?	The Prince does not like to be touched by other humans. A Silly eastern superstition, I'm afraid.
this is prince imhotep, high priest of osiris.	Oh, hey, how ya doin'?
oh yeah,... sorry bout that.  so who's this guy?	This is Prince Imhotep, High Priest of Osiris.
you left me! you left me in the desert to rot.	Oh yeah,... sorry bout that.  So who's this guy?
beni ya little stinkweed, where did you slink off to?	You left me! You left me in the desert to rot.
why do you like to fight so much?	'Cause I look good doin, it.
c'mon, friend.	Why do you like to fight so much?
just looking for you, o'connell! i wanted to be with my friend!	C'mon, friend.
goin' somewhere?	Just looking for you, O'Connell! I wanted to be with my friend!
ten to one, o'connell, your odds are no-so-good.	I've had worse.
hey o'connell! looks to me like i got all the horses!	Hey Beni! Looks to me like your on the wrong side of the river!
o'connell! i am going to kill you for this!	Sounds familiar.
even?	O'Connell! I am going to kill you for this!
let's make us even, shall we?	Even?
you always did have more balls than brains.	Let's make us even, shall we?
the girl saved my life, figured it was the least i could do, keep her out of trouble.	You always did have more balls than brains.
so you're the one leading the americans, i shoulda figured. so what's the scam? you get 'em out in the middle of the desert then leave 'em to rot?	Unfortunately no, these Americans are smart, they pay me only half now, half when I get them back to Cairo, so I must go all the way.
you never were any good with the ladies, o'connell.	So you're the one leading the Americans, I shoulda figured. So what's the scam? You get 'em out in the middle of the desert then leave 'em to rot?
why if it ain't my little buddy, beni. i oughta kill you.	You never were any good with the ladies, O'Connell.
my very good friend! what a surprise.	Why if it ain't my little buddy, Beni. I oughta kill you.
none of the above, thank you.	Then what the hell are you doing here!?
what then? robbery? extortion? kidnapping!	None of the above, thank you.
altar boys?	Exactly! I speak seven languages, including Hebrew, so my specialty was synagogues. How about you? Kill somebody?
i got caught robbing a synagogue. lots of good stuff in them holy places; churches, temples, mosques, and who's guarding them?	Altar boys?
how'd a guy like you end up in the legion anyways?	I got caught robbing a synagogue. Lots of good stuff in them holy places; churches, temples, mosques, and who's guarding them?
now go find me a big stick.	In the desert? What for?
personally, i would like to surrender. why can we not just surrender?	Shut-up and gimme your bandolier.
intestines.	Yeah! Them.
...and how do you say? those slimy things, in your stomach?	Intestines.
yeah?	Oh yes, always.
what just happened?	All I remember is him turning into a blast of sand,... and then I remember nothing.
like what that moses guy did to that pharaoh guy?	That's one way of putting it.
-- then perhaps, the golden book of the living can return them to the underworld.	Exactly --
i'm thinking that if the black book of the dead can bring people back to life --	-- then perhaps, the golden Book Of The Living can return them to the underworld.
in the necropolis, when i saw him, - alive,... walking, he called me anck- su-namun. and then in mister burns' quarters he tried to kiss me.	It is because it was you who read from the Book. He has chosen you to be the human sacrifice needed to regenerate the body of Anck-su-namun.
and you think this justifies killing innocent people!?	To have stopped this creature? Yes!
what is he doing here?	Do you truly wish to know? Or would you prefer to just shoot us?
miss carnavon. gentlemen.	What is he doing here?
see the cartouche there, it's the official royal seal of seti the first, i'm sure of it.	Perhaps.
you put up with me, because i can read and write ancient egyptian, decipher hieroglyphs and hieratic, and i'm the only person within a thousand miles who knows how to properly code and catalogue this library.	Who needs smart women? I put up with you because your mother and father were our finest patrons, Allah rest their souls. Now straighten up this mess!
when ramesses destroyed syria, it was an accident. you are a catastrophe! why do i put up with you?	You put up with me, because I can read and write ancient Egyptian, decipher hieroglyphs and hieratic, and I'm the only person within a thousand miles who knows how to properly code and catalogue this library.
i'm sorry, it was an accident.	When Ramesses destroyed Syria, it was an accident. You are a catastrophe! Why do I put up with you?
it will be done. but what of the american expedition? they leave tomorrow as well.	Forget the bumbling Americans, they will be like all the others. Without the map to guide them, how can they possibly find Hamunaptra?
and burn the map and retrieve the key.	It will be done. But what of the American expedition? They leave tomorrow as well.
then we will kill her, we will kill her and all those with her.	And burn the map and retrieve the key.
yes. no one has ever had so much, been so close. we must stop her, or it will be the end of us all.	Then we will kill her, we will kill her and all those with her.
the key!? she has the lost key!?	Yes. No one has ever had so much, been so close. We must stop her, or it will be the end of us all.
she is like all the others. she will die in the desert.	No! She has seen too much. She knows too much.
don't tell me we gotta go back out there?	If we want to kill the creature, yes.
which would be located not far to the east of the anubis statue.	Don't tell me we gotta go back out there?
you think it'll send this guy back to hell?	Correct, And that's when --
-- and read the sacred incantations contained inside it.	You think it'll send this guy back to hell?
so your sayin', if we find the book made outta gold --	-- And read the sacred incantations contained inside it.
okay, let's cut to the chase. he's afraid of cats, what's that about?	According to the ancients, cat's are the guardians at the gates of the underworld. Imhotep will fear them until he is fully regenerated, and then he will fear nothing.
you will not believe it.	Try me.
i'm willin, to go on a little faith, here.	You will not believe it.
the hell with this. i'm goin, downstairs to get me a drink. you want somethin'?	Yeah, get me a glass of bourbon, a shot of bourbon and a bourbon chaser.
the hell with that! i'm not goin' nowhere! we're safe here.	Yeah, I'm not leavin, this fort for nothin'.
you bastards!	What did you do to him!?
the sun turning black.	Water turning to blood.
i wouldn't trade ya for a brass spittoon!	Yeah! It's supposed to be made outta pure gold!
see! that proves it! old seti's fortune's gotta be under this sand!	For them to protect it like this, you just know there's got to be treasure down there.
do you realize, we are standing inside a room that no one has entered in over four thousand years.	Who cares? I don't see no treasure.
what are you doing here?	I have come to protect my investment, thank you very much.
a bright good morning to all.	What are you doing here?
twenty.	Forty.
fifty percent.	Twenty.
yes and if you cut him down, we will give you ten percent.	Fifty percent.
are you saying this filthy godless son of a pig knows where to find the city of the dead? truly?	Yes and if you cut him down, we will give you ten percent.
i would never!	Are you saying this filthy godless son of a pig knows where to find The City Of The Dead? Truly?
you lie.	I would never!
proceed!	Three hundred pounds!
two hundred pounds.	Proceed!
i would pay one hundred pounds just to see him hang.	Two hundred pounds.
i will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life.	I would pay one hundred pounds just to see him hang.
i am an english woman.	I will give you one hundred pounds to spare his life.
no women allowed.	I am an English woman.
where are they taking him?	To be hanged.
and what did he say?	He said... he was just looking for a good time.
i did not know, so when i heard you were coming, i asked him that myself.	And what did he say?
and what is he in prison for?	I did not know, so when I heard you were coming, I asked him that myself.
got guts, lady.	Yes, I know, and I'd like to keep them.
don't do it, evelyn.	I have no choice.
got it!	Got what?
i think you were jealous	Jealous? You kiddin' me? Did you see that guy's face?
what?... oh yeah, that was just um, you know, figure a speech.	I think you were jealous
you called me your girl?	What?... Oh yeah, that was just um, you know, figure a speech.
he's here! i saw him! that thing is here!	The creature!? Are you sure!?
i'm staying.	FINE.
you can either tag along with me, or you can stay here and play around with mister maggot.	I'm staying.
that's what i am to you? a contract?	You can either tag along with me, or you can stay here and play around with Mister Maggot.
look lady, i appreciate you saving my life and all, but when i signed on, i agreed to take you out there and bring you back, and i did, now were even, end of job, end of story, contract terminated.	That's what I am to you? A contract?
it's everybody's problem!	Look lady, I appreciate you saving my life and all, but when I signed on, I agreed to take you out there and bring you back, and I did, now were even, end of job, end of story, contract terminated.
yeah? so? is that my problem?	It's everybody's problem!
according to that book, once this creature has been reborn, his curse will spread, and as he grows in strength, so will his curse grow, infecting the people until the whole of the earth is destroyed.	Yeah? So? Is that my problem?
there goes that belief again. not me, i am outta here!	According to that Book, once this creature has been reborn, his curse will spread, and as he grows in strength, so will his curse grow, infecting the people until the whole of the earth is destroyed.
then we'll have to find some immortal ones.	There goes that belief again. Not me, I am outta here!
we?! what we?! you didn't read that book. i told you not to play around with that thing.	Alright then, Me, I,... I read the book, I woke him up and I intend to stop him.
no we are not. we woke him up, and we must try and stop him.	We?! What we?! You didn't read that book. I told you not to play around with that thing.
forget it, we're out the door down the hall and gone.	No, we are not.
having an encounter with a four thousand year old walking-talking corpse tends to convert one.	Forget it, we're out the door down the hall and gone.
you sure you outta be playin, around with that?	It's just a book, no harm ever came from a book.
yes, they never used it because they feared it so. it's written, that if a victim of the hom-dai should ever arise, he would bring with him the ten plagues of egypt.	The ten plagues?... You mean all ten plagues.
that bad huh?	Yes, they never used it because they feared it so. It's written, that if a victim of the HOM-DAI should ever arise, he would bring with him the ten plagues of Egypt.
according to my readings, our friend suffered the hom-dai, the worst of all ancient egyptian curses, one reserved for only the most evil blasphemers. in all of my research, i've never read of this curse actually having been performed.	That bad huh?
are you saying somebody threw these things in with our guy, and they slowly ate him alive?	Very slowly.
is he supposed to look like that?	No. I've never seen a mummy look like this. He's, he's still...
oh my god, i've dreamed about this ever since i was a little girl.	You dream about dead guys?
no... why?... should i?	Gee, yeah, you told me it was the best time you ever had.
why would i do that?	Because that's my name.
not unless you call me rick.	Why would I do that?
i'm not?	Not unless you call me Rick.
no you're not.	I'm not?
i'm going to kiss you, mister o'connell.	No you're not.
i may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure hunter, or a gunfighter! mister o'connell but i'm proud of what i am.	And what is that?
okay, i get your father, i get your mother and i get your brother, but what are you doing here?	I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure hunter, or a gunfighter! Mister O'Connell But I'm proud of what I am.
egypt is in my blood. my father was a famous explorer, he loved egypt so much that he married an egyptian. my mother! who was quite an adventurer herself	Okay, I get your father, I get your mother and I get your brother, but what are you doing here?
something like that.	Egypt is in my blood. My father was a famous explorer, he loved Egypt so much that he married an Egyptian. My mother! Who was quite an adventurer herself
i know, you're wondering, what's a place like me doing in a girl like this?	Something like that.
unlike your brother, miss, you i don't get. you're a whole new brew.	I know, you're wondering, what's a place like me doing in a girl like this?
you don't believe in curses, huh?	No. I believe if I can see it and I can touch it, then it's real. That's what I believe.
you two!	You don't believe in curses, huh?
how?	Salt acid. Pressurized salt acid. Some sort of ancient booby-trap.
seems the americans had a little misadventure of their own today, three of their diggers were killed.	How?
a key! that's it! that's what he was talking about.	Who was talking about what?
there's some sort of lock here. you say these thing's are made of granite with a steel interior?	Quarried granite with a cobalt lining.
why would they bury somebody in the ceiling?	They didn't, they buried him at the foot of Anubis. He was either someone of great importance. Or he did something very naughty.
oh my god,... it looks like, it looks like a sarcophagus.	Why would they bury somebody in the ceiling?
yeah, that'd bring you back to life.	You two are worse than a couple of schoolboys.
preparation for what?	For entering the afterlife.
oh my god, it's a preparation room.	Preparation for what?
what are those mirrors for?	Ancient Egyptian trick. You'll see.
according to bembridge scholars, inside the statue of anubis was a secret compartment, perhaps containing the book of the living.	What are those mirrors for?
the things that get you excited.	According to Bembridge Scholars, inside the statue of Anubis was a secret compartment, perhaps containing The Book Of The Living.
that "thing" gets me excited.	The things that get you excited.
for what?	We're about to be shown the way.
we're almost there.	Are you sure?
well of course i can swim, if the occasion calls for it.	Trust me.
can you swim?	Well of course I can swim, if the occasion calls for it.
relax! i'm the map!  it's all up here.	Oh that's comforting.
you know your history.	I know my treasure.
and the fact that they say it's made out of pure gold, makes no nevermind to you, right?	You know your history.
i don't believe in fairy tales and hokum, mister o'connell, but i do believe that one of the most famous books in history is buried out there, the book of the living. it's what first interested me in egypt as a child. it's why i came here, sort of a life's pursuit.	And the fact that they say it's made out of pure gold, makes no nevermind to you, right?
ahmar is ossirion. "passageway to the underworld", actually.	I don't believe in fairy tales and hokum, Mister O'Connell, but I do believe that one of the most famous books in history is buried out there, The Book Of The Living. It's what first interested me in Egypt as a child. It's why I came here, sort of a life's pursuit.
evil. the tuaregs and the bedouin believe that hamunaptra is cursed, they call it, "the doorway to hell."	Ahmar is Ossirion. "Passageway to the underworld", actually.
yes, i'm hoping to find a certain artifact, a book, actually, my brother thinks there's treasure. what do you think is out there?	Evil. The Tuaregs and the Bedouin believe that Hamunaptra is cursed, they call it, "the doorway to hell."
there's something out there, you know, something under that sand.	Yes, I'm hoping to find a certain artifact, a book, actually, my brother thinks there's treasure. What do you think is out there?
the last time i was at that place everybody i was with died.	There's something out there, you know, something under that sand.
did i miss something? are we going into battle?	The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died.
if you call that a kiss.	Did I miss something? Are we going into battle?
still angry that i kissed ya, huh?	If you call that a kiss.
the only thing that scares me, mister o'connell, are your manners.	Still angry that I kissed ya, huh?
sorry, didn't mean to scare ya.	The only thing that scares me, Mister O'Connell, are your manners.
give... give him... give him glaaaa-- !	Twenty-five percent, and not one single farthing more.
yes.	Really want to know?
want to know?	Yes.
could you tell me how to get there? the exact location?	Want to know?
i found sand. i saw death.	Could you tell me how to get there? The exact location?
what did you find? what did you see?	I found sand. I saw death.
-- i know what you mean. i was there, alright. seti's place. the city of the dead.	What did you find? What did you see?
no, i mean --	-- I know what you mean. I was there, alright. Seti's place. The City Of The Dead.
every damn day.	No, I mean --
you swear?	Every damn day.
yeah, i was there.	You swear?
yes, well...  i know my brother.	Yeah, I was there.
i just decked your brother	Yes, well...  I know my brother.
you were actually at hamunaptra?	I just decked your brother
how do you know the box pertains to hamunaptra?	Because that's where I found it. I was there.
no... you came to ask me about hamunaptra.	How do you know the box pertains to Hamunaptra?
no?	No... You came to ask me about Hamunaptra.
no.	No?
we uh,... found... your puzzle box, and we've come to ask you about it.	No.
so who's the broad?	Broad?!
ah! ah! ahmenophus!	Yes,... I see.
ummm, hootash im... hootash im now what is this last symbol here?	What's it look like!?
oh.	Ummm, Hootash im... Hootash im now what is this last symbol here?
finish the inscription, idiot!	Oh.
what do i do, evy!? what do i do!?	Read the inscription on the cover!
i found it, evy! i found it	Shut-up and get me off of here!
juicy?	Yes. He's more than four thousand years old and still decomposing.
don't blame me, i don't even remember being there.	Well neither do I, thank you.
i can't believe i allowed the two of you to get me drunk.	Don't blame me, I don't even remember being there.
what do you suppose killed him?	Did you ever see him eat?
it's called mummification. you're dead when they do this	Still...
according to my calculations, we should be right under the statue. we'll come up right between his legs.  oh my.	And when those dirty Yanks go to sleep --  No offense.
ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn't we be going?	After all, you rode us night and day to win that bet.
undoubtedly, i know the breed, he may be a cowboy, but his word is his word.	Personally, I think he's filthy, rude and a complete scoundrel. I don't like him one bit.
do you really think he'll show up?	Undoubtedly, I know the breed, he may be a cowboy, but his word is his word.
but he's just a filthy criminal?	Way to go, Evy.
you stole it from a drunk at the local casbah?!	Picked his pocket, actually.
that just makes you more gullible.	You stole it from a drunk at the local Casbah?!
i'm your sister.	That just makes you more gullible.
i lie to everybody, what makes you so special?	I'm your sister.
you lied to me!	I lie to everybody, what makes you so special?
i was mistaken.	You lied to me!
you told me you found it on a dig down in thebes!	I was mistaken.
right, right, in a big underground treasure chamber. everybody knows the story. the entire necropolis was rigged to sink into the sand. on pharaoh's command, a flick of the switch! and the whole place could disappear beneath the dunes.	All we know is that the city mysteriously vanished around 2,134 B.C.
yes. the city of the dead. where the early pharaohs were said to have hidden the wealth of egypt.	Right, right, in a big underground treasure chamber. Everybody knows the story. The entire necropolis was rigged to sink into the sand. On Pharaoh's command, a flick of the switch! And the whole place could disappear beneath the dunes.
he was the last pharaoh of the old kingdom, said to be the wealthiest pharaoh of them all.	Alright, good, that's good. I like this fellow, like him very much.
two questions. who the hell is seti the first? and was he rich?	He was the last Pharaoh of the Old Kingdom, said to be the wealthiest Pharaoh of them all.
yes?	I think you found something.
jonathan?	Yes?
oh yes i do! i have something right here!	Oh no, not another worthless trinket, Jonathan, if I bring one more piece of junk to the Curator to try and sell for you.
well i wish you'd do it sooner rather than later, before you ruin my career the way you've ruined yours.	My dear, sweet, baby sister, I'll have you know, that at this moment my career is on a high note.
right now, i only wish to join them.	Well I wish you'd do it sooner rather than later, before you ruin my career the way you've ruined yours.
have you no respect for the dead?	Right now, I only wish to join them.
drunkard? fool? rat-bastard? please call me something original.	Have you no respect for the dead?
you...! you...!	Drunkard? Fool? Rat-bastard? Please call me something original.
do something, jonathan! kill it!	You have got to be joking?
he's a big fellow with pointy ears and a face like a falcon.	Got it.
okay, now what the hell does this horus guy look like?	He's a big fellow with pointy ears and a face like a falcon.
we gotta get her back.	I'm with you, old man. No one touches my sister like that and gets away with it.
what?	What?
believe it, sister. that's what brought our buddy back to life.	And now he's going to use it to bring his girlfriend back
damn-it! that's two down and only two to go.	And then he'll be coming after Evy.
yes, i know, i do that to people.	Damn-it! That's two down and only two to go.
ya know, ever since i met you, my luck has been for crap.	Yes, I know, I do that to people.
that looked rather painful.	Ya know, ever since I met you, my luck has been for crap.
who's here!?	The guy! The Priest! THE MUMMY!
did you see that!? grasshoppers! billions of grasshoppers!	That's one of the plagues, right? The grasshopper plague!
he certainly was not a popular fellow when they planted him.	Must of got a little too frisky with the Pharaoh's daughter.
you did not!?... we're not!?	Rat gizzards. They smell bad and taste worse, but that's the best the desert has to offer.
what are you going to do? shoot him?	If he decides to wake up, hell yes!
where's my gun?	What are you going to do? Shoot him?
tough break.	Yes, I'm all tears, now let's see who's inside, shall we?
whoever's in here, sure wasn't getting out.	No kiddin', without a key, it'll take us a month to crack this thing,
lemme get this straight, they stuck a sharp, red hot poker up your nose, cut your brain into small pieces, then ripped it all out through your nostrils?	OWCH! That's really got to hurt.
we'll sneak up and steal that book right out from under them.	And you're sure you can find the secret compartment?
none taken.	We'll sneak up and steal that book right out from under them.
you're welcome to my share of the spider webs.	And it stinks to high heaven in here.
that thing gives me the creeps.	Be nice. That thing saved my life.
yes, awfully tempting, wasn't it?	Awfully.
we coulda had 'em for free, all we had to do was give 'em your sister.	Yes, awfully tempting, wasn't it?
i can't believe the price of these fleabags.	We coulda had 'em for free, all we had to do was give 'em your sister.
sit down, o'connell, sit down, we could use another good player.	I only gamble with my life, never my money.
hey,... don't i know you?	Um, well, you see...
she's my sister, actually.	Yeah? Well,... I'm sure she's not a total loss.
that i've hot wired the city's entire power supply through that catwalk.	What --?
and what's that?	That I've hot wired the city's entire power supply through that catwalk.
except for one little thing.	And what's that?
um-hmm.	Except for one little thing.
i guess you know just about everything, don't you, lance?	Um-hmm.
and i know the terrible revenge that you plan to inflict on this city.	I guess you know just about everything, don't you, Lance?
really?	I know that you're recruiting your old henchmen...
the jig is up, casanova. i've spent six months watching you, and know exactly what you're up to.	Really?
but did you know i knew you'd know i'd know?	Of course.
i know you knew i'd know.	But did you know I knew you'd know I'd know?
i knew you'd know.	I know you knew I'd know.
i know you did.	I knew you'd know.
i knew you'd come. i left that skylight open for you.	I know you did.
do i?	I was only strangling her... I've killed hundreds of women. It doesn't mean a thing.  Pootchkie, you're over-reacting. This is our night. It's what we've lied for... cheated for... murdered for. She's just a plaything, a trifle... You're the only woman who's ever meant anything to me. I adore you. I worship you. I want to make you my bride.
darling, you've got the wrong idea.	Do I?
you two timing psychotic bastard.	Darling, you've got the wrong idea.
our guests are waiting.	I'll be down in a jiffy.
i thought you were done?	One last tweak.
fantasizing... about you.	I thought you were done?
what are you doing all alone in the dark?	Fantasizing... about you.
where are you going?	Head hunting.
your mind is so slippery.	Don't worry, Pootchkie. My womanizing days are over. You're my Lady Macbeth, my Imelda... my Nicole.  We're such an incredible team. Who could possibly stop us?
it must have slipped my mind.	Your mind is so slippery.
not quite. you haven't announced our engagement yet.	It must have slipped my mind.
everything's going exactly as we planned.	Not quite. You haven't announced our engagement yet.
hey, do i look like a man?	Well we can't call ourselves the Mystery People.
atta, girl!	Atta, boy!
do it, big boy!	Atta, girl!
come on, baby!	Do it, big boy!
we could really use some coffee --	And some sandwiches --
much less go outside.	Then Captain Amazing appeared.
when was that?	I was eight.
he was the last time i saw him.	When was that?
we didn't think this through very well.	My father had this friend... He was an inventor...
so who killed him?	The Disco Boys.
and then one day, he didn't come home. the police said it was an accident. but cargo containers don't just fall on people. he was murdered... after that i fell apart. i dropped out of school, became a mud wrestler, married and divorced a jerk. when my mother died i hit bottom... but then, when i was cleaning out her attic, i found my father's old bowling bag and costume, almost like he'd left them there for me... and i knew what i had to do.	So who killed him?
look, honey, being a superhero... it's a guy thing.	Really?
i'm his daughter.	Look, honey, being a superhero... it's a guy thing.
the bowler? i remember him from when i was a kid. he was killed years ago.	I'm his daughter.
but that place is huge and we don't know where this psycho thing is --	Or even what it looks like.
sounds good to me.	Let's do it.
no one will believe us.	They'll think we're just a bunch of weirdoes.
me, too.	Come on, Junior, it's a school night.
it's late. i'm headin' home.	Me, too.
i know... my girlfriends all dumped me after i put on the mask. they thought i'd lost it.	But in fact... you'd found it.
the cape. the turban. she wouldn't understand.	I know... My girlfriends all dumped me after I put on the mask. They thought I'd lost it.
but you're a superhero.	The cape. The turban. She wouldn't understand.
i'm her only son, and she always had such high hopes for me. medicine. law.	But you're a superhero.
but she's your mother. you gotta tell her.	I can't.
how about... the savage six?	The Inscrutable Six?
he was cute though.	But they all had one thing we haven't got.
and you can't count horst buckholtz anyway.	He was cute though.
who are you?	I'm the Bowler.
eat your mustard.	It doesn't matter what we call ourselves. We know who we are.
hey... you okay?	Sure.
mon captain, it's for you.	Hello?
what did he mean?	I dunno.
casanova said that in two days the entire city would belong to him... and there wasn't a thing that we could do about it.	What did he mean?
that's two more than the fantastic four.	Half a Dirty Dozen!
hey... can i buy you a beer?	I thought you'd never ask.
he'll never make it.	Think positive.
snap out of it!	Get on to yourself!
doc, these are my friends. we're superheroes, and we need your help.	Well, I give to the United Way, and I feel that sort of covers --
oh that's right -- they squished him... heck of a guy.	Doc, these are my friends. We're superheroes, and we need your help.
he's dead.	Oh that's right -- they squished him... Heck of a guy.
how's your dad?	He's dead.
thanks.	How's your dad?
elizabeth! little elizabeth! why you're so... middle aged!	Thanks.
it's me... elizabeth.	Elizabeth! Little Elizabeth! Why you're so... middle aged!
yes!	It's me... Elizabeth.
doctor heller?	Yes!
yes!	Doctor Heller?
that boy's got talent.	And I'm gonna nip it in the bud.
should i kill them?	Why bother?
superheroes.	Should I kill them?
i got it.	What about Captain Amazing?
but times have changed, and you been in that bug house a long tine. i can see you still got the style, but i dunno for sure you still got the edge.	I got it.
you know, mr. f, me and the boys always loved workin' for you. you had such style: the clothes, the dancin', the elegant way you'd snuff a babe. you were the king...	But times have changed, and you been in that bug house a long tine. I can see you still got the style, but I dunno for sure you still got the edge.
have you considered my offer?	You know, Mr. F, me and the boys always loved workin' for you. You had such style: the clothes, the dancin', the elegant way you'd snuff a babe. You were the King...
ummm.	Have you considered my offer?
i hope you enjoy these cigars. i had to kill a dozen cubans to get them.	Ummm.
let me guess... bullets don't hurt you.	They hurt... BUT THEY DON'T STOP ME!
and the light goes out...	Frankenstein!
you're dead.	So are you!
thanks for reminding me which team i'm on.	You're dead.
against.	Too bad. PLUG HIM!
are you with me... or against me?	Against.
and the nuts always call themselves great.	Are you with me... or against me?
they always call the great ones nuts.	And the nuts always call themselves great.
you're nuts.	They always call the great ones nuts.
i'll let you in on a little secret, roy. in two days this entire city will belong to me, and there's not a damn thing your little pals can do about it. it's the perfect time to switch teams... so what do you say?	You're nuts.
what did you do with captain amazing?	Captain who?
stay away!	Or you'll what? CAN ME?
who?	Roy.
i saw him walk you home.	Who?
what?	I saw him walk you home.
you're a spy.	What?
i'd better go.	You're a spy.
curiosity.	Remember the cat.
then why are you here?	Curiosity.
i'm not that kind of girl.	Then why are you here?
come here.	I'm not that kind of girl.
who's the artist?	Me.
how 'bout giving me "the tour"?	Why not?
just wanted to... powder my nose.	How 'bout giving me "the tour"?
i thought you'd chickened out on me.	Just wanted to... powder my nose.
hi.	I thought you'd chickened out on me.
sure -- i guess.	Terrific.
i'd love to hear you read it. could you stick around after the luncheon?	Sure -- I guess.
really?	I'd love to hear you read it. Could you stick around after the luncheon?
you know i'm writing a play -- it's just a little broadway thing, but there's a part in it that i think you'd be perfect for.	Really?
you underestimate yourself.	You know I'm writing a play -- it's just a little Broadway thing, but there's a part in it that I think you'd be perfect for.
just a waitress.	You underestimate yourself.
are you an actress?	Just a waitress.
really?	Are you an actress?
i hope you won't take this the wrong way, but i couldn't help but notice... that you're a dead ringer for veronica lake in "the blue dahlia".	Really?
bye.	Monica!
what?	Bye.
roy... we might never see each other again, so i'd better tell you now... i think you're wonderful.	What?
then at least i will have died trying, right?	Roy... We might never see each other again, so I'd better tell you now... I think you're wonderful.
and what if you get killed?	Then at least I will have died trying, right?
just shut up and listen. hold off the attack as long as you can. if i can discover the location i'll call you --	And what if you get killed?
he's a psycho! he'll kill you!	Just shut up and listen. Hold off the attack as long as you can. If I can discover the location I'll call you --
listen, casanova may be a supervillain, but he's got a weakness, and i'm it. maybe -- just maybe -- i can trick him into showing me the location of the whatchamathing.	He's a psycho! He'll kill you!
what are you talking about?	Listen, Casanova may be a supervillain, but he's got a weakness, and I'm it. Maybe -- just maybe -- I can trick him into showing me the location of the whatchamathing.
i'm going inside.	What are you talking about?
are you nuts? get out of there!	I'm going inside.
at the frankenstein center.	Are you nuts? Get out of there!
monica, where are you?	At the Frankenstein Center.
it's me.	Monica, where are you?
i just want to be a superhero.	That's what I mean... 'Night, Roy.
you know what? underneath all that anger i think there's just a little boy who wants everyone to love him.	I just want to be a superhero.
you don't seem very angry right now.	You know what? Underneath all that anger I think there's just a little boy who wants everyone to love him.
me, too.	You don't seem very angry right now.
champion's going to bounce back, and i want to be here when it does.	Me, too.
what have they got that we ain't got?	Champion's going to bounce back, and I want to be here when it does.
i've thought of leaving, going to chicago or new york, but...	What have they got that we ain't got?
yeah.	I've thought of leaving, going to Chicago or New York, but...
it's home.	Yeah.
me too... i love this stupid old town. it's noisy. it's smelly. it's falling apart.	It's home.
have you always lived here?	Me too... I love this stupid old town. It's noisy. It's smelly. It's falling apart.
roy.	Have you always lived here?
what's your real name?	Roy.
nothing wrong with being a waitress.	What's your real name?
i've never been able to figure out what to do with my life, which is why i guess i'm still a waitress.	Nothing wrong with being a waitress.
who wouldn't?	I've never been able to figure out what to do with my life, which is why I guess I'm still a waitress.
i wouldn't mind being famous.	Who wouldn't?
most people just want to make money or be famous or something. but you risk everything, just to help people.	I wouldn't mind being famous.
it is?	Most people just want to make money or be famous or something. But you risk everything, just to help people.
being a superhero, wanting to save the world. it's so... unselfish.	It is?
why?	Being a superhero, wanting to save the world. It's so... unselfish.
i admire you.	Why?
sure.	That was easy.
i get off work in fifteen minutes. walk me home?	Sure.
yeah.	I get off work in fifteen minutes. Walk me home?
date?	Yeah.
monica... i was wondering if -- uh -- maybe we -- i mean you and i -- could -- uh -- you know -- get a -- i mean have a...	Date?
alone tonight?	Every night.
hi.	Alone tonight?
or talk?	Not tonight.
i guess... are you always so angry?	Only when I'm awake... You busy after work?
doesn't it piss you off the way the when you really want to talk to somebody you can't think of anything to say!	I guess... Are you always so angry?
come on, guys -- we're fighting against evil.	Good or evil, what's the difference?
look, kid, we've got a lot of heroes to interview --	I know I haven't got it entirely worked out yet, but I've always dreamed of becoming a superhero... Weren't you guys ever a kid? Didn't you ever need someone to just give you a chance?
i just know.	Look, kid, we've got a lot of heroes to interview --
so how do you know that you've ever been invisible?	I just know.
if someone looks at you, you immediately become visible again.	Yes.
so, let me get this straight. you have the power to become invisible.	Yes.
we're all the same really. our songs, our dreams, our seeds are all just a brave attempt to live forever.	He is in love. His anger is gone.
and smell a little funny. we're not bulletproof and we can't fly. but we're superheroes -- and that means doing what's right -- even when it's impossible... this is our city -- these are our friends, our families -- and if we don't save them, nobody will! so i say we take a ride up that hill, blast our way in there, destroy that psycho-whatchamabob -- and teach those deviants a lesson they'll never forget!	Now you're talking.
maybe. but this isn't about living or dying. it's about good versus evil, and we're good, whether we like it or not... maybe we look a little funny...	And smell a little funny. We're not bulletproof and we can't fly. But we're superheroes -- and that means doing what's right -- even when it's impossible... This is our city -- these are our friends, our families -- and if we don't save them, nobody will! So I say we take a ride up that hill, blast our way in there, destroy that Psycho-whatchamabob -- and teach those deviants a lesson they'll never forget!
it is not dead. it is hiding.	Blow it out your bean hole, Pancho!... And to hell with the rest of you!... Look at you. Bunch of rejects. I didn't need you before -- and I don't need you now!  The great ones RIDE ALONE!  Adios, muchachos!
my heart died a long time ago.	It is not dead. It is hiding.
your rage is a very great power, but it blinds you to your heart.	My heart died a long time ago.
when are you going to take off that mask?	When I am sure I am among friends.
you drink too much.	When are you going to take off that mask?
and a skunk stinks!	You drink too much.
the wise snake coils before he strikes.	And a skunk stinks!
but now casanova's back! and we're gonna sit around here all night eating pizza and telling stories! hey, lets toast some marshmellows!	The wise snake coils before he strikes.
you're the sphinx.	And you are a fool.
cover me!	With what?
i'll drive.	Not a chance!
are you coming or not?	I'll drive.
but she still might call!	Are you coming or not?
your spiderman pez dispenser!	Okay, you win. I'm pissed off. I'm seriously peeved.
get mad!	But I just don't feel it.
this place is built like a fortress.	Because that's what it is.
so what else has superman got?	He's got the fact that he's Superman!
but there's still only six of us.	SO WHAT?
you know something? those guys are really starting to piss me off!	But there's still only six of us.
there's a big difference.	I used to believe that. Now I'm not so sure.
there's just not enough of us.	But we know they're out there. Hundreds -- maybe thousands of lonely, unknown superheroes, who desperately need a cause...
you sure that's how you spell it?	Yeah.
how could i see him if he's invisible?	Good point.
have you ever seen him?	How could I see him if he's invisible?
i'm liking this.	I say we send out the word -- and summon all of the unsung superheroes we know!
and it would be the right thing to do.	Yeah yeah -- and that, too.
what are you talking about?	What have the famous superheroes got that we don't?
we had an off night, that's all.	So when are we gonna have an on night?
leave him alone. she's his mother, not yours.	We had an off night, that's all.
oh don't start that again --	LOOK!
he's turned into a completely normal person!	Normal. What's normal? Does normal exist? And if it did, how would we know it?
what's that?	Come on.
so where's the art?	He hasn't stolen it yet.
roy --	Go dance with your mother, Jeffrey!
roy, remember, it is all within your power. the only thing that's in your way... is you.	Oh shut up.
maybe there was traffic.	Who are we kidding? No one's gonna show. We're living in a fantasy!
sounds good.	No one's sure that he actually exists, but they say he can be contacted by leaving a message on a crumpled up napkin at the Tacky Taco down by the bus station.
but there's only three of us, and he's got the entire brotherhood of evil at his disposal.	Then maybe it's time for us to form our own brotherhood... a brotherhood of righteous, crime fighting, skull cracking, Disco Boy bashing, warriors of the night!
agents?	Archenemies! Casanova isn't just a criminal -- he's a supervillain. Stopping him could be our ticket to fame, fortune -- and babes!
maybe she's right.	Are you serious? This is the break we've been waiting for!
i'm soaked.  oh great.	Shhh.
the most vicious gang of thugs this city ever produced. twenty years ago they were casanova's personal bodyguard. but after he was busted they crawled into the woodwork.	Well they've crawled back out.
the who?	The most vicious gang of thugs this city ever produced. Twenty years ago they were Casanova's personal bodyguard. But after he was busted they crawled into the woodwork.
let's go.	Wait!... Look!
i saw him go in -- and he didn't come out!	But we don't know for sure it's the same guy.
or flowers.	See ya tomorrow.
like what? cutting off my own ear?	Or flowers.
maybe you should try a more romantic approach.	Like what? Cutting off my own ear?
so you're chicken?	Who's chicken?
what does it matter? women just want to control you -- and talk about their feelings. they want to know why you're angry all the time -- and what can they can do to help -- so you tell them there's nothing -- nothing -- just leave me alone -- but they bug you and they bug you and they bug you -- until you just can't stand it anymore! -- so you finally open up -- you pop like a blister -- and it all comes spewing out -- all your emotions -- your feelings -- your fears -- all of it!  and then they dump you.	So you're chicken?
roy, when was the last time you had an actual date?	What does it matter? Women just want to control you -- and talk about their feelings. They want to know why you're angry all the time -- and what can they can do to help -- so you tell them there's nothing -- nothing -- just leave me alone -- but they bug you and they bug you and they bug you -- until you just can't stand it anymore! -- so you finally open up -- you pop like a blister -- and it all comes spewing out -- all your emotions -- your feelings -- your fears -- all of it!  And then they dump you.
nah.	Roy, when was the last time you had an actual date?
why not?	Because I can't! Okay? She wouldn't understand!
i can't.	Why not?
so why don't you just tell her!	I can't.
i lost another fork tonight. she's getting suspicious, i know it.	So why don't you just tell her!
why do they always fill stuff these things so full you can't pull 'em out without ripping 'em!	I lost another fork tonight. She's getting suspicious, I know it.
we need a break, that's all! nobody'd ever heard of him until he busted casanova frankenstein!	But look at him... and look at us.
there's a vague similarity.	A vague similarity? IT'S THE SAME GUY!
he's lance hunt! just take off the glasses -- and it's him!	There's a vague similarity.
he doesn't miss a trick, does he?	What a jerk -- and like nobody knows who he really is!
yes, obie-wan.	Hey... he's gone.
firepower costs money.	Anybody got any?
the obliterators!	The Eradicators!
so you're only invisible, when absolutely no one is looking at you?	Yes.
so you're only invisible... to yourself?	No.
but... only when no one is looking.	Yes.
ow.	Maybe you guys ought to forget this Superhero stuff and join Kiwanis or something.
here you go.	Ow.
so what can i get you?	Burgers all around.  Medium.  Rare.  Raw.
usually a superpower is a magical endowment or a great skill. in his case, it's entirely emotional.	So what can I get you?
really?	Usually a superpower is a magical endowment or a great skill. In his case, it's entirely emotional.
wow.	And these are my associates, the Shoveler.
we prefer to think of ourselves as unsung... i am the blue raja, master of silverware...	Wow.
so you're like... struggling superheroes?	We prefer to think of ourselves as unsung... I am the Blue Raja, Master of Silverware...
not yet.	So you're like... struggling superheroes?
are you famous?	Not yet.
really? like captain amazing?	Are you famous?
we're superheroes.	Really? Like Captain Amazing?
you guys going to a costume party?	We're superheroes.
you did?	Ever since you were a little boy...  Come with me.
i always knew that you were special.	You did?
it is?	I always knew that you were special.
jeffrey... this is wonderful.	It is?
i use it... to fight evil.	Jeffrey... this is wonderful.
but... the silverware?	I use it... to fight evil.
oh, mother, i'm sorry. i know how much you wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer with a family -- but it's just not who i am!	But... the silverware?
because... i'm a superhero!	Oh, Mother, I'm sorry. I know how much you wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer with a family -- but it's just not who I am!
and why are you wearing that silly costume?	Because... I'M A SUPERHERO!
mother... it's not what you think!	And why are you wearing that silly costume?
jeffrey, you thief!	Mother... it's not what you think!
it's on the television.	Of course. I'm such a fool... Thanks, Mummy.
looking for... the tv guide.	It's on the television.
what are you doing in the silver drawer?	Looking for... the TV Guide.
oh hi, mom.	What are you doing in the silver drawer?
jeffrey!	Oh hi, Mom.
through there!	Right.
where am i going?	Through there!
we've got lift off!	May the forks be with us!
it's time.	With or without him, we gotta go!
oh no.	Great timing!
we're outnumbered twenty to one.	It's suicide.
that was too close.	But we gotta find out what's going on in there.
maybe it's time we checked that place out.	But how do we get in?
he busted casanova and sent the crooks packing.	And this has been a pretty nice place to live ever since.
twenty years ago all the major hoodlums of this city were united into one great brotherhood of evil, and casanova was their king.	Crime was rampant. It wasn't safe to stay in your home.
but, doc... where's the machine guns?	The bazookas?
are you sure he's still lives here?	Are you sure he's still alive?
to us!	Whatever our name is.
and a social life.	Yeah, but how do we get to them?
the who?	He's a legendary masked Mexican crime fighting superwrestler and master of the machete.
and there's the sphinx.	The who?
do we have to?	I got this cousin. He's a real doofus, but he claims he can become invisible.
be a mohican.	Shut up.
sorry.	Be a Mohican.
don't crunch the leaves.	Sorry.
or batman --	Or both.
this looks like a job for superman --	Or Batman --
we may be getting in over our heads here.	This looks like a job for Superman --
who are they?	The Disco Boys.
this is bad.	Who are they?
definitely.	Ask her out.
she likes you.	Definitely.
hi.	And Mister Furious... His anger is his power.
we take the licks and he gets the chicks.	How long do you have to chase a dream before you realize it's not gonna happen?
oh, who gives a damn who he is? i can't take this anymore. night after night we're on the streets, busting our humps -- and for what?	We take the licks and he gets the chicks.
your majesty knows my affection for him is deep and genuine, and goes far beyond my official role as ambassador.  but i would be remiss in my feelings for you, and in my responsibility to the emperor, if i did not say that it is entirely possible that the emperor will view your refutation of the terms of the treaty of tilsit, as the first step in the exchange of a french alliance for an english one -- with all the dangers that might entail.	I have given a great deal of thought to that possibility, and I am prepared to face it.  If it should come to war, and I presume that is what you are alluding to, I would rather have war with the Emperor than my own people.
i am in no position to debate this with you, your majesty, but can you imagine what a blow it will be to the emperor if you should now desert his cause?  it would mean nothing less than victory for england.	My dear Caulaincourt, you have no idea of how compromised my own position has become since Tilsit.  I am blamed by the army for the military disaster at Austerlitz and Friedland, by the nobility for ruining their trade with England, by the merchants who must accept French foods at unprofitable prices, and by the nation for allowing Napoleon to dictate Russian policy.
it's a fine thing to establish policies but, when they don't work, they must be reconsidered.  granted that you have hurt england, but she is still on her feet.  and to seal off her trade with europe, what has it cost you?  you have had to rule with an iron hand.  you have turned friends into enemies.  and even at that, the result has only been partly effective.  you have never been able to stop the extensive cheating, smuggling and corruption -- even of your own officials.  but i should think the situation in spain, alone, would give your policy a minus balance.  you have had to commit a quarter of a million of your best troops against the guerrillas, with no victory in sight. and you have given england a dangerous foothold on the continent, for her armies.	I am in no position to debate this with you, Your Majesty, but can you imagine what a blow it will be to the Emperor if you should now desert his cause?  It would mean nothing less than victory for England.
i can appreciate what your majesty is saying but the emperor has staked everything on this policy.  he has no other way to attack england, and no one knows more than your majesty how his overtures for peace have been rejected.	It's a fine thing to establish policies but, when they don't work, they must be reconsidered.  Granted that you have hurt England, but she is still on her feet.  And to seal off her trade with Europe, what has it cost you?  You have had to rule with an iron hand.  You have turned friends into enemies.  And even at that, the result has only been partly effective.  You have never been able to stop the extensive cheating, smuggling and corruption -- even of your own officials.  But I should think the situation in Spain, alone, would give your policy a minus balance.  You have had to commit a quarter of a million of your best troops against the guerrillas, with no victory in sight. And you have given England a dangerous foothold on the Continent, for her armies.
my dear caulaincourt, agreements can endure only when they allow both sides to live.  napoleon may believe it is necessary to injure england but, before that, he must realize it is necessary for him to allow his friends to live.  he cannot expect me to tell my nobles they must ruin themselves so that he can bring england to her knees -- and i'm afraid that is what it has come to.	I can appreciate what Your Majesty is saying but the Emperor has staked everything on this policy.  He has no other way to attack England, and no one knows more than Your Majesty how his overtures for peace have been rejected.
but, your majesty, the very substance of the tilsit treaty was that you should join the continental blockade, boycott english goods, suspend all commercial dealings with her, and be france's ally.  nothing more is being asked than to comply with the treaty.	My dear Caulaincourt, agreements can endure only when they allow both sides to live.  Napoleon may believe it is necessary to injure England but, before that, he must realize it is necessary for him to allow his friends to live.  He cannot expect me to tell my nobles they must ruin themselves so that he can bring England to her knees -- and I'm afraid that is what it has come to.
it is a thing entirely unknown in diplomacy, that one government should assume a right to dictate to another, who is upon terms of equality, the conditions on which she should conduct her commerce; and, assuming such a right, second it by threatening language, in case of non-compliance.	But, Your Majesty, the very substance of the Tilsit treaty was that you should join the Continental Blockade, boycott English goods, suspend all commercial dealings with her, and be France's ally.  Nothing more is being asked than to comply with the treaty.
general kutusov, i would like to call a meeting of my cabinet tomorrow morning and have you present this idea to them.  i think it has merit and is worthy of consideration.	I am at your disposal, Your Majesty.
if he withdraws his army in good order, it will be a serious political defeat.  but, if he should be caught on the move, with his army, in the full grip of winter, then it will be a catastrophe.  if your majesty can prolong his hopes for a treaty by silence, be deceit, by any means, for another month, thus postponing his departure, then the graves of his army are already dug in the soil of russia.	General Kutusov, I would like to call a meeting of my cabinet tomorrow morning and have you present this idea to them.  I think it has merit and is worthy of consideration.
i, personally, am convinced that he will withdraw his army from moscow, and attempt to establish himself in poland for the winter.  in the end, he will not allow himself to be cut off from paris.  but i believe that if he is offered any encouragement, by your majesty, he will postpone this decision as long as possible. he is a gambler and he will trust to his luck.	If he withdraws his army in good order, it will be a serious political defeat.  But, if he should be caught on the move, with his army, in the full grip of winter, then it will be a catastrophe.  If Your Majesty can prolong his hopes for a treaty by silence, be deceit, by any means, for another month, thus postponing his departure, then the graves of his army are already dug in the soil of Russia.
what do you think napoleon will do?	I, personally, am convinced that he will withdraw his army from Moscow, and attempt to establish himself in Poland for the winter.  In the end, he will not allow himself to be cut off from Paris.  But I believe that if he is offered any encouragement, by Your Majesty, he will postpone this decision as long as possible. He is a gambler and he will trust to his luck.
if i can presume to go into the emperor's mind, i believe that he has based his entire campaign strategy on obtaining a peace treaty after the fall of moscow.  when vienna fell, there was a peace treaty.  when berlin fell, another treaty.  that has always been the rules of the game.  but what is he to do now if no treaty is forth- coming?  he knows that beyond moscow, there is nothing, and that, if he withdraws, there remains only a fall into emptiness.	What do you think Napoleon will do?
proceed.	If I can presume to go into the Emperor's mind, I believe that he has based his entire campaign strategy on obtaining a peace treaty after the fall of Moscow.  When Vienna fell, there was a peace treaty.  When Berlin fell, another treaty.  That has always been the rules of the game.  But what is he to do now if no treaty is forth- coming?  He knows that beyond Moscow, there is nothing, and that, if he withdraws, there remains only a fall into emptiness.
perhaps it would be even more serious than that, your majesty. his european confederation is held together by some very slender threads.  your majesty knows even better than i that austria and prussia are very doubtful allies, and the emperor has reason enough to fear that they will turn on him, at the first sign of weakness.	Proceed.
i must confess he would look a bit silly, fighting his way to moscow and turning right around again.	Perhaps it would be even more serious than that, Your Majesty. His European confederation is held together by some very slender threads.  Your Majesty knows even better than I that Austria and Prussia are very doubtful allies, and the Emperor has reason enough to fear that they will turn on him, at the first sign of weakness.
your majesty has grasped the outlines of his problem in much less time than it took me.  this is a crucial point -- and it is a political one, which your majesty will be in a far better position to answer than i.  can napoleon afford to abandon moscow without signing even the preliminaries of a peace treaty with you?	I must confess he would look a bit silly, fighting his way to Moscow and turning right around again.
well, one thing immediately comes to mind, if what you are saying is true -- he would merely withdraw his army from moscow and return to poland for the winter.	Your Majesty has grasped the outlines of his problem in much less time than it took me.  This is a crucial point -- and it is a political one, which Your Majesty will be in a far better position to answer than I.  Can Napoleon afford to abandon Moscow without signing even the preliminaries of a peace treaty with you?
i have no doubt that he has, your majesty, but does he have any strong moves from which to choose?	Well, one thing immediately comes to mind, if what you are saying is true -- he would merely withdraw his army from Moscow and return to Poland for the winter.
well, that is a very interesting idea, general kutusov, but i can assure you that napoleon is no beginner at this.  whatever analysis you have done on this situation, i am sure that he has gone over the same ground.	I have no doubt that he has, Your Majesty, but does he have any strong moves from which to choose?
ah, yes -- proceed.	The point is that I don't think Napoleon will sit in Moscow until the spring!  I don't think he can afford to.
forgive me, your majesty, i am about to make it.	Ah, yes -- proceed.
i will accept your assurance, but i'm afraid i don't see your point.	Forgive me, Your Majesty, I am about to make it.
you have my absolute assurance, your majesty, that napoleon does not have the strength to attack st. petersburg now -- his army is exhausted and ill-supplied, and he would be defeated if he attempted that.	I will accept your assurance, but I'm afraid I don't see your point.
yes, general kutusov, i daresay that this has been considered and discussed at great length.  napoleon would simply spend the winter in moscow and continue the campaign in the spring.  another lesser possibility might be to march on st. petersburg now, although there is some doubt that he has the strength to do this, until he refits his army.	You have my absolute assurance, Your Majesty, that Napoleon does not have the strength to attack St. Petersburg now -- his army is exhausted and ill-supplied, and he would be defeated if he attempted that.
well, has your majesty considered what napoleon's alternatives might be, if you simply chose to ignore his note?	Yes, General Kutusov, I daresay that this has been considered and discussed at great length.  Napoleon would simply spend the winter in Moscow and continue the campaign in the spring.  Another lesser possibility might be to march on St. Petersburg now, although there is some doubt that he has the strength to do this, until he refits his army.
for the sake of your argument, let us say that is correct.	Well, has Your Majesty considered what Napoleon's alternatives might be, if you simply chose to ignore his note?
the point i was trying to make is that i think it is reasonable to say that your majesty would not find himself under unbearable pressure, if he decided to make peace with the emperor, at least at this time.	For the sake of your argument, let us say that is correct.
rostopchin is a fanatic and he is capable of anything -- however, it doesn't affect what we are talking about.  please go on.	The point I was trying to make is that I think it is reasonable to say that Your Majesty would not find himself under unbearable pressure, if he decided to make peace with the Emperor, at least at this time.
i have heard that story but i do not believe it.	Rostopchin is a fanatic and he is capable of anything -- however, it doesn't affect what we are talking about.  Please go on.
you know, general kutusov, there is a very strong possibility that the fire was not started by napoleon's troops but was organized under the orders of rostopchin's secret police.	I have heard that story but I do not believe it.
but, since the fire, a completely new spirit has been aroused in the nation.  the french have become an army of criminals, against whom russia must be avenged, against whom she is now prepared to fight to the death.	You know, General Kutusov, there is a very strong possibility that the fire was not started by Napoleon's troops but was organized under the orders of Rostopchin's secret police.
proceed.	But, since the fire, a completely new spirit has been aroused in the nation.  The French have become an army of criminals, against whom Russia must be avenged, against whom she is now prepared to fight to the death.
i believe i am right in saying that, before the fire, the country had grown weary of the war, and there were few who were interested in continuing the battle.	Proceed.
general kutusov, feel free to say whatever you like.	I believe I am right in saying that, before the fire, the country had grown weary of the war, and there were few who were interested in continuing the battle.
if i may, your majesty, i would like to offer a dissenting opinion.	General Kutusov, feel free to say whatever you like.
i have decided to accept the principle of a negotiation; the terms are not established.	If I may, Your Majesty, I would like to offer a dissenting opinion.
your majesty, i have been advised that you have received a letter from napoleon, offering a peace treaty, and that you have decided to accept it.	I have decided to accept the principle of a negotiation; the terms are not established.
very well, general, what is it you wish to say?	Your Majesty, I have been advised that you have received a letter from Napoleon, offering a peace treaty, and that you have decided to accept it.
i hope you will forgive me, your majesty, for requesting an audience at such a late hour, but i have traveled all the way from moscow to see you, on a matter which cannot wait.	Very well, General, what is it you wish to say?
what do you mean?	I know absolutely nothing of war -- and I am still totally dependent upon my generals.
ah, my dear napoleon, sometimes i feel that i am not really an emperor as you are.	What do you mean?
without a doubt, to estimate the enemy's strength on the battlefield. this is something that is only acquired by experience and instinct. at jena, there were as many opinions about strength of the enemy as there were generals present.  murat said there were 50,000, preparing to attack.  berthier said there were no more than 25,000, about to withdraw. "berthier sees only what is in the open," murat said.  "but don't forget there is a second force hidden in the forest."  and so it would always go, each of them would judge things according to his own ability, character and state of mind, at the moment.	Ah, my dear Napoleon, sometimes I feel that I am not really an Emperor as you are.
fascinating!  tell me, leaving aside the question of grand strategy, for the moment, what would you say is the single most difficult tactical skill to master?	Without a doubt, to estimate the enemy's strength on the battlefield. This is something that is only acquired by experience and instinct. At Jena, there were as many opinions about strength of the enemy as there were generals present.  Murat said there were 50,000, preparing to attack.  Berthier said there were no more than 25,000, about to withdraw. "Berthier sees only what is in the open," Murat said.  "But don't forget there is a second force hidden in the forest."  And so it would always go, each of them would judge things according to his own ability, character and state of mind, at the moment.
you can always tell at a glance whether retreating infantry are being pursed by cavalry, because they hurry along and keep turning around and looking back.  when they are retreating before infantry, they merely trudge along, head down.	Fascinating!  Tell me, leaving aside the question of grand strategy, for the moment, what would you say is the single most difficult tactical skill to master?
whatever suggested the idea to you?	I shall tell you in the strictest confidence -- when I was a boy, I had a passion for rafts, and never had the opportunity to build one.
i'm glad you like it.	Whatever suggested the idea to you?
i think it's absolutely charming.	I'm glad you like it.
ah -- you approve?	I think it's absolutely charming.
and, what a delightful idea!	Ah -- you approve?
and, what a great pleasure it is, indeed, to meet you, alexander.	And, what a delightful idea!
our lives, the revolution, my career?	Look, let me be completely open with you, I have a carriage and an escort waiting for me, and I have a great deal of money outside of France. Unless we stand a very good chance of carrying this off, I am prepared to call it quits right now.
you realize what is at stake?	Our lives, the revolution, my career?
i'm not insulted.	You realize what is at stake?
i must be honest with you.  i first approached three generals more senior than yourself, and they all very prudently sent excuses.	I'm not insulted.
fair enough.	I must be honest with you.  I first approached three generals more senior than yourself, and they all very prudently sent excuses.
in every practical sense, yes, but, officially, of course, i would have to retain command.	Fair enough.
are you proposing to transfer command to me?	In every practical sense, yes, but, officially, of course, I would have to retain command.
would you be prepared to handle this for me?	Are you proposing to transfer command to me?
the numbers are not particularly relevant.  you are not up against soldiers -- this is a mob, and they will run as soon as things become sufficiently unpleasant.	Would you be prepared to handle this for me?
these are odds of 8 to 1.	The numbers are not particularly relevant.  You are not up against soldiers -- this is a mob, and they will run as soon as things become sufficiently unpleasant.
properly arranged, yes.	These are odds of 8 to 1.
is this enough to oppose 40,000 men?	Properly arranged, yes.
you could have them here by daybreak.	Is this enough to oppose 40,000 men?
well, i believe there are at least 30 guns at sablons.	You could have them here by daybreak.
where are they?	Well, I believe there are at least 30 guns at Sablons.
there are none here.	Where are they?
any cannon?	There are none here.
the 21st dragoons, about two or three-hundred troopers.	Any cannon?
cavalry?	The 21st Dragoons, about two or three-hundred troopers.
about 5,000 troops.	Cavalry?
what forces do you have at your disposal?	About 5,000 troops.
i don't even know whether a defense is possible.	What forces do you have at your disposal?
are you serious?	I don't even know whether a defense is possible.
to be perfectly honest, i haven't the vaguest idea.	Are you serious?
what do you have in mind?	To be perfectly honest, I haven't the vaguest idea.
we expect an attack on the convention tomorrow morning, at daybreak, and i have been placed in charge of its defense.	What do you have in mind?
things are quite serious, i should say.	We expect an attack on the Convention tomorrow morning, at daybreak, and I have been placed in charge of its defense.
i don't have to tell you of our latest difficulties.	Things are quite serious, I should say.
no, thank you.	I don't have to tell you of our latest difficulties.
thank you for coming.  would you care for a drink?	No, thank you.
i'm sorry, i was at the theater and i didn't receive your note until i returned to my hotel.	Thank you for coming.  Would you care for a drink?
ah, my dear friend, come in, come in.  please sit down.	I'm sorry, I was at the theater and I didn't receive your note until I returned to my hotel.
please...	May I come to the map?
yes, with all due respect, i do citizen barras.	Please...
yes, captain?  have you anything you wish to say?	Yes, with all due respect, I do Citizen Barras.
i did, sir.	Yes, Captain?  Have you anything you wish to say?
yes -- who spoke up?	I did, sir.
i don't know what has happened to prince joseph.	What cowardice!  What treason! Joseph has ruined everything.  How could they all lose their heads. They knew I was coming up fast. Victory was just within grasp. Come, come, turn your troops around, General Belliard.
and where is joseph?	I don't know what has happened to Prince Joseph.
i don't know, sire.	And where is Joseph?
who sent my wife and son out of paris?	I don't know, sire.
i believe it was arranged by marshals mortier and marmont.  i must explain to you that we have had no orders all day.  each marshal has been keeping his own position.	Who sent my wife and son out of Paris?
but who made this treaty?	I believe it was arranged by Marshals Mortier and Marmont.  I must explain to you that we have had no orders all day.  Each marshal has been keeping his own position.
i don't know the details of the treaty, sire, marshal mortier sent me word of its having been agreed to, and he said that i was to take the army and make for fontainebleau.	But who made this treaty?
a treaty?  don't be ridiculous. what treaty is this?  who made it? who has been giving orders?	I don't know the details of the treaty, sire, Marshal Mortier sent me word of its having been agreed to, and he said that I was to take the army and make for Fontainebleau.
but, sire, your majesty would lay paris open to being sacked.  the enemy is outside the gates with more than 120,000 men.  besides this, i left the city under the terms of a treaty and i am forbidden to reenter paris.	A treaty?  Don't be ridiculous. What treaty is this?  Who made it? Who has been giving orders?
but where are my wife and son? what's become of them?  where is marmont?  where is mortier?	The Empress, your son and the whole court left two days ago for Rambouillet.  Marshals Mortier and Marmont are probably still in Paris, completing the arrangements.
unhappily, it is true, sire.	But where are my wife and son? What's become of them?  Where is Marmont?  Where is Mortier?
paris has surrendered?!  i don't believe it.	Unhappily, it is true, sire.
paris is evacuated, sire.  the enemy is to enter at nine o'clock tomorrow morning.  the national guard is on duty at the gates.	Paris has surrendered?!  I don't believe it.
and who is defending paris?	Paris is evacuated, sire.  The enemy is to enter at nine o'clock tomorrow morning.  The National Guard is on duty at the gates.
it is on this road, sire, following me.	And who is defending Paris?
and where is the army?	It is on this road, sire, following me.
they are at the gates of paris, sire.	And where is the army?
well, belliard, what's this?  what are you doing here?  where is the enemy?	They are at the gates of Paris, sire.
no, sire... i was asleep.	I wanted to kiss her, but she didn't want to kiss me... She slipped away, the moment I wanted to take her in my arms.
she was sitting there... and it was as if i had last seen her only the night before... she hadn't changed -- she was still the same -- still completely devoted to me... and she told me we were going to see each other again and, never again, leave each other... she has promised me. did you see her?	No, sire... I was asleep.
yes, sire?	She was sitting there... and it was as if I had last seen her only the night before... She hadn't changed -- she was still the same -- still completely devoted to me... and she told me we were going to see each other again and, never again, leave each other... She has promised me. Did you see her?
i have just had the most vivid... dream... about josephine.	Yes, sire?
bertrand, sire.	I have just had the most vivid... dream... about Josephine.
who is there?	Bertrand, sire.
i have never heard an unkind word about her spoken.	I suppose I might blame her for opening her house to the men most responsible to my downfall, but how can I?  She was on her own again, she had to look after her own affairs, and how can one blame her for having her head turned by the attention of Kings?
ah, my poor josephine.  she was the most alluring, most glamorous creature i have ever known -- a woman in every sense of the word, and she had the kindest heart in the world.  she may have been a liar and a spendthrift, but she had something that was irresistible -- she was a women to her very fingertips... how impossible it is to believe that she is dead.	I have never heard an unkind word about her spoken.
that is incredible.	Ah, my poor Josephine.  She was the most alluring, most glamorous creature I have ever known -- a woman in every sense of the word, and she had the kindest heart in the world.  She may have been a liar and a spendthrift, but she had something that was irresistible -- she was a women to her very fingertips... How impossible it is to believe that she is dead.
she should have had larrey or corvisart.  they might have saved her... but why didn't anyone even write to me?  can you believe that no one even bothered to write to me? would you have believed that i should read such news in a newspaper?  how incredible!	That is incredible.
i don't know, sire -- she had the tsar's personal physician.	She should have had Larrey or Corvisart.  They might have saved her... But why didn't anyone even write to me?  Can you believe that no one even bothered to write to me? Would you have believed that I should read such news in a newspaper?  How incredible!
but did she have the best doctors? wasn't there any chance at all to save her?	I don't know, sire -- she had the Tsar's personal physician.
it is a terrible shock.	But did she have the best doctors? Wasn't there any chance at all to save her?
josephine dead -- how unbelievable! how impossible it is to believe it. she was always physically so strong -- she was never ill a day in her life.	It is a terrible shock.
this dispatch has just arrived from aboukir, marked highest priority, for general bonaparte's eyes only.	Let me see it.
come in.	This dispatch has just arrived from Aboukir, marked highest priority, for General Bonaparte's eyes only.
excuse me, general bonaparte, but i believe this is an extremely urgent matter, requiring your immediate attention.	Come in.
come back in an hour.	Excuse me, General Bonaparte, but I believe this is an extremely urgent matter, requiring your immediate attention.
general bonaparte?	Come back in an hour.
to joseph bonaparte -- dear joseph, i have been informed by my wife of the cold and spiteful treatment she has been receiving at the hands of my family, since my departure.  i am also informed that you have refused to pay over to her any of the money i left with you expressly for this purpose.  must you, too, take this opportunity during my absence to indulge the petty jealousies of the bonaparte family?	Oh, shit, that's not right.
read it back.	To Joseph Bonaparte -- Dear Joseph, I have been informed by my wife of the cold and spiteful treatment she has been receiving at the hands of my family, since my departure.  I am also informed that you have refused to pay over to her any of the money I left with you expressly for this purpose.  Must you, too, take this opportunity during my absence to indulge the petty jealousies of the Bonaparte family?
thank you, sir.  i will do that.	You may go, Captain Charles.
you will return to paris tomorrow and you will carry my compliments and thanks to general le clerc for assigning such an excellent officer to carry out a responsibility which has meant so much to myself and to madame bonaparte.	Thank you, sir.  I will do that.
thank you, sir.	You will return to Paris tomorrow and you will carry my compliments and thanks to General Le Clerc for assigning such an excellent officer to carry out a responsibility which has meant so much to myself and to Madame Bonaparte.
then, you have my thanks, captain charles, for safely escorting madame bonaparte to milan, and you may consider your assignment completed.	Thank you, sir.
no, sir, none at all.	Then, you have my thanks, Captain Charles, for safely escorting Madame Bonaparte to Milan, and you may consider your assignment completed.
did any difficulties of any kind arise during the trip?	No, sir, none at all.
yes, sir.	Did any difficulties of any kind arise during the trip?
was the trip normal in every respect?	Yes, sir.
yes, sir.	Was the trip normal in every respect?
was it he who assigned you to command the escort which accompanied madame bonaparte's coach?	Yes, sir.
yes, sir, i am.	Was it he who assigned you to command the escort which accompanied Madame Bonaparte's coach?
captain charles, i believe you are one of general le clerc's aides-de- camp.	Yes, sir, I am.
yes, sir, i had the honor of meeting them on the trip from paris.	Captain Charles, I believe you are one of General Le Clerc's aides-de- camp.
i believe you are acquainted with my brother, joseph bonaparte, and my aide, major junot.	Yes, sir, I had the honor of meeting them on the trip from Paris.
just a minute, general.  listen, don't let them fool you with all their grand la-de-da.  they've all made their money from the war -- mostly from crooked war contracts. they say citizen barras has put away millions.	I see...
i thought not.  i noticed you by yourself, all night.	Just a minute, General.  Listen, don't let them fool you with all their grand la-de-da.  They've all made their money from the war -- mostly from crooked war contracts. They say Citizen Barras has put away millions.
ah-hh, no.	I thought not.  I noticed you by yourself, all night.
you don't know many of citizen barras' friends, do you?	Ah-hh, no.
yes, as a matter of fact, it is.	You don't know many of Citizen Barras' friends, do you?
that's a nice city.  this is your first time here, isn't it?	Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.
no, they're living in nice now.	That's a nice city.  This is your first time here, isn't it?
i haven't been back for ten years. is your family still there?	No, they're living in Nice now.
i haven't been there for three years.	I haven't been back for ten years. Is your family still there?
have you been back recently?	I haven't been there for three years.
ajaccio.	Have you been back recently?
bastia -- and you?	Ajaccio.
oh -- where do you come from?	Bastia -- and you?
i thought so, i noticed your name when you were announced.  i'm corsican too -- my name is arena.	Oh -- where do you come from?
yes, i am.	I thought so, I noticed your name when you were announced.  I'm Corsican too -- my name is Arena.
yes, sir.  i hope you will excuse me for asking, general bonaparte, but are you corsican?	Yes, I am.
a glass of champagne, please.	Yes, sir.  I hope you will excuse me for asking, General Bonaparte, but are you Corsican?
yes, sir?	A glass of champagne, please.
when you eat him, may i have some?	My God -- don't you recognize Mouton -- our regimental dog?  I would rather eat Cossack.
his paws are frozen and he cannot walk.	When you eat him, may I have some?
why are you carrying the dog?	His paws are frozen and he cannot walk.
ah, didier -- you are alive.	Why are you carrying the dog?
hello there, picart.	Ah, Didier -- you are alive.
from what we can tell, there are hundreds of agents, all over the city.  the combustibles seem to have been carefully placed beforehand, and all the fire-engines have been removed from the city.	My God -- this could be very bad for us... very bad, indeed.
but to start a fire like this in five hours -- how is it possible? it would take a carefully organized plan, tons of combustibles and hundreds of people.	From what we can tell, there are hundreds of agents, all over the city.  The combustibles seem to have been carefully placed beforehand, and all the fire-engines have been removed from the city.
we have already captured a dozen incendiaries, convicts, released just two days ago.  they said they were acting under orders of the secret police.	But to start a fire like this in five hours -- how is it possible? It would take a carefully organized plan, tons of combustibles and hundreds of people.
impossible, i don't believe it.	We have already captured a dozen incendiaries, convicts, released just two days ago.  They said they were acting under orders of the secret police.
our troops have no part in this.  it has been started by the russians!	Impossible, I don't believe it.
i told mortier that he would answer with his life for any looting.	Our troops have no part in this.  It has been started by the Russians!
it is the work of incendiaries.	I told Mortier that he would answer with his life for any looting.
how did it spread so quickly?	It is the work of incendiaries.
at first, it hardly seemed more than a routine fire.	How did it spread so quickly?
why didn't you wake me then?	At first, it hardly seemed more than a routine fire.
the first reports came in at about ten.	Why didn't you wake me then?
when did it start?	The first reports came in at about ten.
my god, what a fire!	When did it start?
four o'clock.	My God, what a fire!
my god...!  what time is it?	Four o'clock.
but, my dear duroc, how can i act without guidance from vienna?  i haven't the slightest idea of how the emperor francis might feel about this.	May I suggest that we can prepare and sign the agreement, between ourselves, subject to the approval of the two Emperors.  Believe me, my dear friend, your Archduchess, Marie-Louis, may very well hold, in her hands, the future of our two countries.
no one can say how the emperor's thoughts work, ambassador, and unless we move quickly, he might change his mind again.	But, my dear Duroc, how can I act without guidance from Vienna?  I haven't the slightest idea of how the Emperor Francis might feel about this.
but this is not a matter which can be settled tonight, surely?	No one can say how the Emperor's thoughts work, Ambassador, and unless we move quickly, he might change his mind again.
earlier this afternoon, the emperor refused the hand of the grand duchess anna, of russia, and, as i'm sure you can appreciate, he is quite able to change his mind again.  for the emperor, to choose a wife, is only a matter of minutes.	But this is not a matter which can be settled tonight, surely?
what is that?	Earlier this afternoon, the Emperor refused the hand of the Grand Duchess Anna, of Russia, and, as I'm sure you can appreciate, he is quite able to change his mind again.  For the Emperor, to choose a wife, is only a matter of minutes.
the emperor has decided to marry your archduchess, marie-louise.	What is that?
oh?	The Emperor has decided to marry your Archduchess, Marie-Louise.
i beg your indulgence, ambassador, but it is.	Oh?
yes, i have, and i hope you will forgive me, duroc, but unless your visit is extremely urgent, i shall have to ask you to excuse me until tomorrow.	I beg your indulgence, Ambassador, but it is.
indeed you have, ambassador.  have you sent for a doctor?	Yes, I have, and I hope you will forgive me, Duroc, but unless your visit is extremely urgent, I shall have to ask you to excuse me until tomorrow.
ah, good evening, my dear duroc. i'm afraid i've been out hunting and i have had a rather bad fall.	Indeed you have, Ambassador.  Have you sent for a doctor?
good heavens, ambassador -- what has happened?	Ah, good evening, my dear Duroc. I'm afraid I've been out hunting and I have had a rather bad fall.
my father's sword means more to me than any other possession i have.	You realize, of course, that thousands of swords have been collected.  How do you expect me to find yours?
well, then, you have a lot of initiative, my young friend.	My father's sword means more to me than any other possession I have.
no, sir.	Well, then, you have a lot of initiative, my young friend.
does your mother know you have come?	No, sir.
he said no one had the authority to rescind the order except you.	Does your mother know you have come?
and he sent you to me?	He said no one had the authority to rescind the order except you.
i told the lieutenant my late father was general alexander de beauharnais, and asked if there was any consideration that might be given to his memory.	And he sent you to me?
a sword is a weapon whatever else you might wish to use it for.	I told the Lieutenant my late father was General Alexander de Beauharnais, and asked if there was any consideration that might be given to his memory.
this morning, a lieutenant and three soldiers came to our house and asked if we had weapons.  i explained we had only my late father's sword, which, in fact, was not a weapon but only a keepsake of memory.	A sword is a weapon whatever else you might wish to use it for.
that is correct.	This morning, a Lieutenant and three soldiers came to our house and asked if we had weapons.  I explained we had only my late father's sword, which, in fact, was not a weapon but only a keepsake of memory.
i believe you issued an order that all citizens of paris must hand over any weapons that they have in their possession.	That is correct.
i have met her.  what is your business with me?	I believe you issued an order that all citizens of Paris must hand over any weapons that they have in their possession.
yes, sir.  are you acquainted with her?	I have met her.  What is your business with me?
i am, citizen.  is your mother madame josephine de beauharnais?	Yes, sir.  Are you acquainted with her?
good morning, sir.  are you general bonaparte?	I am, Citizen.  Is your mother Madame Josephine de Beauharnais?
good morning, citizen de beauharnais.	Good morning, sir.  Are you General Bonaparte?
no -- not as a rule.	Ah, well, that is the first rule of warfare.  You must wear long-sleeved and long-legged underwear.  You can never conjure up brilliancies with a cold bottom.
francis, may i ask whether you wear warm winter underwear?	No -- not as a rule.
thank you, napoleon.	Francis, may I ask whether you wear warm winter underwear?
thank you.	I'll have the fire built up.
would you like some brandy?	Thank you.
i'm afraid i am, just a bit.	Would you like some brandy?
my dear francis, you do seem extremely uncomfortable.	I'm afraid I am, just a bit.
but he asked me to say...  on his behalf... that your achievements have increased his...  admiration for you, and that he believes... your success is predestined by heaven...  and that his army...	My dear Francis, you do seem extremely uncomfortable.
i see.	But he asked me to say...  on his behalf... that your achievements have increased his...  admiration for you, and that he believes... your success is predestined by heaven...  and that his army...
i'm afraid he has been rather upset by the outcome of the battle.	I see.
oh...?	I'm afraid he has been rather upset by the outcome of the battle.
i very much doubt that he will.	Oh...?
will alexander be joining us soon?	I very much doubt that he will.
yes -- an excellent idea.	Will Alexander be joining us soon?
shall we move closer to the fire?	Yes -- an excellent idea.
you have made such excellent use of it; i should think you will hate to leave it.	Shall we move closer to the fire?
i'm sorry that i am unable to offer you better hospitality, but this is the only place i have inhabited for the past month.	You have made such excellent use of it; I should think you will hate to leave it.
i fear our meeting is long overdue... napoleon.	I'm sorry that I am unable to offer you better hospitality, but this is the only place I have inhabited for the past month.
ah, my dear francis, what a genuine pleasure it is to meet you at last.	I fear our meeting is long overdue... Napoleon.
please, sir, come into bed or i shall die of a chill.	Oh, yes... of course.
that's a very nice name.  where are you from?	Please, sir, come into bed or I shall die of a chill.
lisette la croix.	That's a very nice name.  Where are you from?
only lisette?	Lisette La Croix.
lisette.	Only Lisette?
what's your name?	Lisette.
oh, i'm sorry about that.	What's your name?
br-rrr, these sheets are like ice.	Oh, I'm sorry about that.
do you have three francs, sir?	Br-rrr, these sheets are like ice.
uh-hh... yes, of course -- if you would like to go... there... but... i have very little money.	Do you have three francs, sir?
would you like to take me there, so that we can get warm, sir?	Uh-hh... yes, of course -- if you would like to go... there... but... I have very little money.
well, it must be a good deal warmer than it is here on the street.	Would you like to take me there, so that we can get warm, sir?
is it a nice warm room, sir?	Well, it must be a good deal warmer than it is here on the street.
no... i have a... room... at the hotel de perrin.	Is it a nice warm room, sir?
are you staying with a friend, sir?	No... I have a... room... at the Hotel de Perrin.
no, i'm only here on leave.  my regiment is at valence.	Are you staying with a friend, sir?
one must take life as it comes -- do you live in lyon, sir?	No, I'm only here on leave.  My regiment is at Valence.
oh, i see... that must be a great burden.	One must take life as it comes -- do you live in Lyon, sir?
well, one must do something to live, you know -- and i have an elderly mother who depends on me.	Oh, I see... That must be a great burden.
then what brings you out on such a night?	Well, one must do something to live, you know -- and I have an elderly mother who depends on me.
yes, i am, sir.	Then what brings you out on such a night?
you must be chilled to the bone, standing out of doors like this.	Yes, I am, sir.
yes, it must be.	You must be chilled to the bone, standing out of doors like this.
yes, it is.  it must be one of the worst nights we have had this winter.	Yes, it must be.
the weather is terrible, isn't it, sir?	Yes, it is.  It must be one of the worst nights we have had this winter.
good evening, mademoiselle.	The weather is terrible, isn't it, sir?
good evening, sir.	Good evening, Mademoiselle.
will you use the troops?	Only as a last resort.  What are the Councils doing now?
she will probably appear with a dozen excuses and you will forgive her anyway.	My dear Joseph, the only thing that is clear is that my wife is a slut -- and while a man may want a slut for his mistress, he does not want her for his wife.
i have no idea.  her maid said she left two days ago, to meet me -- i can imagine where she is.  but when she finally does come home, she will find her things in the street and my door locked.	She will probably appear with a dozen excuses and you will forgive her anyway.
when is she supposed to return?	I have no idea.  Her maid said she left two days ago, to meet me -- I can imagine where she is.  But when she finally does come home, she will find her things in the street and my door locked.
well, you shall see.	When is she supposed to return?
of course not, but such violence of feeling makes me wonder.	Well, you shall see.
are you trying to insult me?	Of course not, but such violence of feeling makes me wonder.
are you sure that you are not still in love with her?	Are you trying to insult me?
my mind is made up.  she will not set foot in my house again.  i think if i saw her again, i might be tempted to strangle her.	Are you sure that you are not still in love with her?
but you can do the same thing in six months.  the next few weeks may be the most important ones in your life.	My mind is made up.  She will not set foot in my house again.  I think if I saw her again, I might be tempted to strangle her.
it is time to clarify the situation. everything is over between us.	But you can do the same thing in six months.  The next few weeks may be the most important ones in your life.
you must not act impetuously.	It is time to clarify the situation. Everything is over between us.
the comedy of my marriage is sufficiently well known already.	You must not act impetuously.
you can't be serious.  it would not be good to become another husband out of a moliere farce.	The comedy of my marriage is sufficiently well known already.
i know of no better time.	You can't be serious.  It would not be good to become another husband out of a Moliere farce.
you know i am only too happy to be of help to you, but surely this isn't the ideal moment to involve yourself in such matters.	I know of no better time.
the important thing is to find the right lawyer.  one who will not protract the thing indefinitely, in the courts.	You know I am only too happy to be of help to you, but surely this isn't the ideal moment to involve yourself in such matters.
yes, of course, i would.  you know i am not one of your wife's greatest admirers, but i certainly know nothing about this.	And you, Junot?
you would tell me, joseph, wouldn't you?	Yes, of course, I would.  You know I am not one of your wife's greatest admirers, but I certainly know nothing about this.
no -- captain charles commanded the cavalry escort, and rode outside the carriage.  in the evenings, he always ate at another table.  they hardly ever spoke to each other.	You would tell me, Joseph, wouldn't you?
not even the slightest hint of something?	No -- Captain Charles commanded the cavalry escort, and rode outside the carriage.  In the evenings, he always ate at another table.  They hardly ever spoke to each other.
no... nothing at all.	Not even the slightest hint of something?
no...	Junot?
naturally, one does not take much stock in such a piece of filth but, on the other hand, it is not the sort of thing one can simply ignore. what do you think, joseph?	No...
to citizen general bonaparte from one who does not wish to see him dishonored by his wife.  you should know, citizen general, that your wife has taken a lover, one captain hippolyte charles... undated and unsigned.	Naturally, one does not take much stock in such a piece of filth but, on the other hand, it is not the sort of thing one can simply ignore. What do you think, Joseph?
i would like both of you to read this.  please read it aloud.	To Citizen General Bonaparte from one who does not wish to see him dishonored by his wife.  You should know, Citizen General, that your wife has taken a lover, one Captain Hippolyte Charles... undated and unsigned.
and, you seem in excellent health, your highness.	Ah, well, my dear Madame de Montesquiou, peace of mind can eventually be a substitute for happiness.
ah, that is good.	And, you seem in excellent health, Your Highness.
i rarely see him, your highness, but i believe he is in excellent health, and he is very happy with the child.	Ah, that is good.
oh... i see.  i understand.  how is... the emperor?	I rarely see him, Your Highness, but I believe he is in excellent health, and he is very happy with the child.
i am delighted to be of service to you again, your highness.  and i can tell you, my instructions came directly from the emperor, with a caution to be discreet.	Oh... I see.  I understand.  How is... the Emperor?
ah, my dear madame de montesquiou, you have no idea what happiness it brings me to see this child, at last.  i was told the very idea of such a visit would too much distress the empress.	I am delighted to be of service to you again, Your Highness.  And I can tell you, my instructions came directly from the Emperor, with a caution to be discreet.
oh -- i didn't tell you... i've seen dr. corvisart, and he was very reassuring and encouraging.  he has had excellent results with the waters of plombiers, and he thinks it would be a good idea for me to spend a few weeks there. apparently, he sent madame le floch there last year, and she gave birth to twins.	Indeed -- well, you may tell Dr. Corvisart, I should be entirely satisfied with half her success.
oh, my darling.  i'm sorry, too.  i won't do that again -- whatever you do.  i won't cause you any more embarrassment, i promise.	Oh -- I didn't tell you... I've seen Dr. Corvisart, and he was very reassuring and encouraging.  He has had excellent results with the waters of Plombiers, and he thinks it would be a good idea for me to spend a few weeks there. Apparently, he sent Madame Le Floch there last year, and she gave birth to twins.
i didn't mean the things that i said... i was angry and i said more than i meant to.	Oh, my darling.  I'm sorry, too.  I won't do that again -- whatever you do.  I won't cause you any more embarrassment, I promise.
who is it?	It's me.
in case of a... surprise attack... at night... i am such a... light sleeper... i could wake you... i could scream.	Who is it?
not be safe?  what on earth are you talking about?	In case of a... surprise attack... at night... I am such a... light sleeper... I could wake you... I could scream.
but you will not... be safe...	Not be safe?  What on earth are you talking about?
yes.	But you will not... be safe...
separate bedrooms?	Yes.
five minutes.	Goodbye.
yes!!	Five minutes.
five minutes.	Yes!!
i will be there in five minutes.  go back to your guests.	Five minutes.
will you be joining us, soon?	I will be there in five minutes.  Go back to your guests.
oh -- now, this is absolutely ridiculous!  if you don't want to be humiliated in front of your guests, you will return to the table at once.	Will you be joining us, soon?
what are you doing in there?	Oh -- now, this is absolutely ridiculous!  If you don't want to be humiliated in front of your guests, you will return to the table at once.
how should i know.  ask roquier -- he's cleaning her dress.	What are you doing in there?
where is madame trillaud?	How should I know.  Ask Roquier -- he's cleaning her dress.
don't be ridiculous and go away -- i'm busy working.	Where is Madame Trillaud?
i know what you're doing in there.	Don't be ridiculous and go away -- I'm busy working.
go away -- i'm busy.	I know what you're doing in there.
open the door.  it's me.	Go away -- I'm busy.
yes -- what is it?	Open the door.  It's me.
all right -- i promise.	You are my old friend.
perhaps -- but tell me you promise, anyway.	All right -- I promise.
promises mean nothing.	Perhaps -- but tell me you promise, anyway.
promise.	Promises mean nothing.
i don't understand you.	Promise.
i don't care, but promise you will never leave me.	I don't understand you.
i will never forgive you.	I don't care, but promise you will never leave me.
promise me.	I will never forgive you.
i cannot promise you that.	Promise me.
promise me you will never leave me.	I cannot promise you that.
not in the least.  after all, what is adultery -- only a brief transaction on a couch, requiring a few minutes of privacy.	Promise me you will never leave me.
she must have been in love with you.	Not in the least.  After all, what is adultery -- only a brief transaction on a couch, requiring a few minutes of privacy.
yes.  they were the easiest.  i made love to one of them within ten minutes of our first meeting.	She must have been in love with you.
were any of them married?	Yes.  They were the easiest.  I made love to one of them within ten minutes of our first meeting.
one had better legs.	Were any of them married?
were any of them prettier than i am?	One had better legs.
yes.	Were any of them prettier than I am?
were they pretty?	Yes.
no.	Were they pretty?
were you in love with any of them?	No.
of course.	Were you in love with any of them?
but you have had mistresses while you were away.	Of course.
no.	But you have had mistresses while you were away.
and you, are you in love with any one else?	No.
yes.	And you, are you in love with any one else?
do you expect me to believe that?	Yes.
now, i know that i shall die if you leave me.	Do you expect me to believe that?
and now?	Now, I know that I shall die if you leave me.
i thought i was.  i was confused.	And now?
were you in love with him?	I thought I was.  I was confused.
no, i'm afraid i never had the pleasure of meeting the general. this sword was taken several days ago from your son by some of my soldiers.	Oh, you must forgive me, General Bonaparte, I'm afraid you will think me incredibly stupid but I know absolutely nothing about this. Eugene is so independent -- he hardly tells me anything any more, and he has so many things in his room, I must confess I wasn't even aware that he had this sword -- you know how boys can be!
oh... how very nice of you to bring that for eugene... did general de beauharnais give it to you?	No, I'm afraid I never had the pleasure of meeting the General. This sword was taken several days ago from your son by some of my soldiers.
yes, i'm afraid he is.  i believe he is riding.  i know he'll be heartbroken to have missed you.	Well, I'm sure that you will be just as pleased to have this as he will be.
i hope you will forgive me for barging in on you like this, madame de beauharnais.  i called to bring this to your son, but i understand from your charming daughter that he is out for the afternoon.	Yes, I'm afraid he is.  I believe he is riding.  I know he'll be heartbroken to have missed you.
you are very kind, madame de beauharnais.  do you have some sherry, perhaps?	Yes, of course.  Hortense, darling, will you tell Louise to bring some sherry?
oh, it's not the slightest inconvenience, general bonaparte. it is an honor to have you here.	You are very kind, Madame de Beauharnais.  Do you have some sherry, perhaps?
oh, i don't want to put you to any inconvenience.	Oh, it's not the slightest inconvenience, General Bonaparte. It is an honor to have you here.
may i offer you a drink?	Oh, I don't want to put you to any inconvenience.
yes, we introduced ourselves at the door.	May I offer you a drink?
oh... yes, of course!  have you met my daughter, hortense?	Yes, we introduced ourselves at the door.
thank you, madame de beauharnais. you probably don't recall but we met briefly a few months ago, at a party at paul's house.	Oh... yes, of course!  Have you met my daughter, Hortense?
ah, how nice to meet you, general bonaparte.  one has read so much about you lately.  please sit down.	Thank you, Madame de Beauharnais. You probably don't recall but we met briefly a few months ago, at a party at Paul's house.
and was it so widely known that joseph had reason for such concern?	I believe so.  I believe Madame Bonaparte was not discreet, in Paris.
i wanted to kill him but joseph convinced me it would be a mistake. he said people would say you hadn't the courage to deal with it yourself.	And was it so widely known that Joseph had reason for such concern?
yes, of course.  what do you want?	I wanted to kill him but Joseph convinced me it would be a mistake. He said people would say you hadn't the courage to deal with it yourself.
can you give me a drink, please?	Yes, of course.  What do you want?
i questioned the maid, and she admitted charles had been madame bonaparte's lover for several months.	Can you give me a drink, please?
how did you know it was captain charles?	I questioned the maid, and she admitted Charles had been Madame Bonaparte's lover for several months.
yes.	How did you know it was Captain Charles?
you mean you heard them making love?	Yes.
yes.	You mean you heard them making love?
you could hear them?	Yes.
i was in her maid's room at an inn we stopped at for the night, outside of dijon.  it was an adjoining room to madame bonaparte's.	Yes?
how do you know?	I was in her maid's room at an inn we stopped at for the night, outside of Dijon.  It was an adjoining room to Madame Bonaparte's.
i know.	How do you know?
how do you know?	I know.
god help me -- yes.	How do you know?
do you know what you're saying?	God help me -- yes.
my god, what do you think?	Do you know what you're saying?
what was there to tell?	My God, what do you think?
about hippolyte charles.	What was there to tell?
you couldn't face telling me what?	About Hippolyte Charles.
i couldn't face telling you.	You couldn't face telling me what?
you wrote it.	I couldn't face telling you.
yes, i wrote it.	You wrote it.
what?	Yes, I wrote it.
i wrote it.	What?
yes.	I wrote it.
you know that... letter you showed me in milan -- the one about hippolyte charles?	Yes.
well, whatever the hell you wanted to do, you are going to tell me everything right now.  do you understand?!	You know that... letter you showed me in Milan -- the one about Hippolyte Charles?
i didn't want to hurt you... all i wanted to do was to keep from hurting you.  i swear i didn't want to hurt you.	Well, whatever the hell you wanted to do, you are going to tell me everything right now.  Do you understand?!
what the hell is the matter with you?	I didn't want to hurt you... All I wanted to do was to keep from hurting you.  I swear I didn't want to hurt you.
you mean about my wife?!  you mean there are some things better left unsaid about josephine?!	What the hell is the matter with you?
there are some things... better left unsaid.	You mean about my wife?!  You mean there are some things better left unsaid about Josephine?!
look, junot, you aren't going to leave this room until you explain yourself.	There are some things... better left unsaid.
let's just say, he looks after your interests.	Look, Junot, you aren't going to leave this room until you explain yourself.
now, just a minute.  you have just very clearly implied that there is a reason why joseph should not give my wife the money which i left for her. i can't possibly allow a remark like that to go without explanation.	Let's just say, he looks after your interests.
that's all i can say.	Now, just a minute.  You have just very clearly implied that there is a reason why Joseph should not give my wife the money which I left for her. I can't possibly allow a remark like that to go without explanation.
that's all you can say?  what are you talking about?	That's all I can say.
nothing.  that's all i can say.	That's all you can say?  What are you talking about?
what are you talking about?	Nothing.  That's all I can say.
well, maybe he's only looking out for your best interests.	What are you talking about?
why not?	Well, maybe he's only looking out for your best interests.
i know that i shouldn't butt into things... that are really no concern of mine... but you shouldn't write a letter like that to joseph.	Why not?
certainly.	I know that I shouldn't butt into things... that are really no concern of mine... but you shouldn't write a letter like that to Joseph.
yes... but, first, can i say something to you, as a friend?	Certainly.
all right, thank you.  please ask him to come here.	Yes... but, first, can I say something to you, as a friend?
he's downstairs -- somewhere.	All right, thank you.  Please ask him to come here.
i must have the breakdown now. where is berthier?	He's downstairs -- somewhere.
i'm sorry, i thought he would give it to you.	I must have the breakdown now. Where is Berthier?
well, he didn't give it to me, and when i ask you to do something for me, return the work to me, not to berthier.	I'm sorry, I thought he would give it to you.
i thought he would be seeing you before i would, and would give it to you.	Well, he didn't give it to me, and when I ask you to do something for me, return the work to me, not to Berthier.
why did you give it to him?	I thought he would be seeing you before I would, and would give it to you.
i gave it to berthier... this afternoon.	Why did you give it to him?
well, anyway, sorry to call you away from the festivities, but where is the breakdown on serviceable vehicles?  i asked for it yesterday.	I gave it to Berthier... this afternoon.
yes, i'm sure he's been too busy chasing his whores to be bothered about my wife.	Well, anyway, sorry to call you away from the festivities, but where is the breakdown on serviceable vehicles?  I asked for it yesterday.
there's probably some explanation.	Yes, I'm sure he's been too busy chasing his whores to be bothered about my wife.
god damn it, junot, wouldn't you think i have enough things on my mind not to waste time on a letter like this to joseph?	There's probably some explanation.
i believe you sent for me.	Yes, yes, please sit down.  I will be with you in a moment.
no, one cannot simply ignore it.	I am afraid, then, I have to ask you both, Joseph as my brother, and Junot as my good friend, whether or not you know anything about this, or whether you saw anything at all during the trip which might make you suspect some truth to it.
if i have given you any cause to be insulted, monsieur, may i offer you immediate satisfaction?	If you wish to put things on that basis, then I will say good day to you, monsieur.
before you quote the rules of the road to me, major, may i point out to you that you are not in france now, but that you are a guest in russia.	If I have given you any cause to be insulted, monsieur, may I offer you immediate satisfaction?
may i inform you, monsieur, that i am major fidon, official courier to the court of the emperor napoleon, on my way to our embassy at st. petersburg and, in accordance with the rules of the road, no one may overtake or pass me.	Before you quote the rules of the road to me, Major, may I point out to you that you are not in France now, but that you are a guest in Russia.
no, major, i merely wish to state that your vehicle appears to be somewhat slower and heavier than mine, and point out that, if you would be kind enough to pull over to one side of the road, i could pass you and be on my way.	May I inform you, monsieur, that I am Major Fidon, official courier to the court of the Emperor Napoleon, on my way to our Embassy at St. Petersburg and, in accordance with the rules of the road, no one may overtake or pass me.
are you trying to provoke me, monsieur?	No, Major, I merely wish to state that your vehicle appears to be somewhat slower and heavier than mine, and point out that, if you would be kind enough to pull over to one side of the road, I could pass you and be on my way.
my regrets, my dear major, but i believe you have been blocking the road.	Are you trying to provoke me, monsieur?
good day, monsieur.  do you think it is possible for you to tell your driver to stop ringing that bell?	My regrets, my dear Major, but I believe you have been blocking the road.
no.	Well, two nice little Swiss boys, who are virgins, decide they will save up their money and go to a bordello.
do you know the joke about the two swiss boys who go to a bordello for the first time?	No.
oh, my dearest child -- you must not worry about anything.  i will teach you everything that you must know.	Do you know the joke about the two Swiss boys who go to a bordello for the first time?
papa said only to comply with any request you might make of me.	Oh, my dearest child -- you must not worry about anything.  I will teach you everything that you must know.
did the emperor or empress give you any... instructions of any kind... before you left?	Papa said only to comply with any request you might make of me.
oh, no, i am very happy.  but you must have patience with me... i know nothing at all of what a wife must know.  and i know nothing about men. my papa has never allowed me even to have a pet of the male gender.	Did the Emperor or Empress give you any... instructions of any kind... before you left?
of course, my dear -- how cruel to have been separated from her.  and how strange it must be for you to be here, away from your family and everything you know.	Oh, no, I am very happy.  But you must have patience with me... I know nothing at all of what a wife must know.  And I know nothing about men. My papa has never allowed me even to have a pet of the male gender.
will it be possible to have my dog, bijou, sent here?  i was not allowed to bring her and i love her so much.	Of course, my dear -- how cruel to have been separated from her.  And how strange it must be for you to be here, away from your family and everything you know.
i only desire what gives you pleasure, my dearest.	Will it be possible to have my dog, Bijou, sent here?  I was not allowed to bring her and I love her so much.
i hope you have patience with me.  i do not know how to dance the quadrille but, if you desire it, i will learn.	I only desire what gives you pleasure, my dearest.
i am sure you will enjoy the french countryside.	I hope you have patience with me.  I do not know how to dance the quadrille but, if you desire it, I will learn.
i am told that fontainebleau has many lovely views.  i know nothing more interesting than a lovely countryside.	I am sure you will enjoy the French countryside.
you may have anything you wish, my sweet and lovely marie-louise.	I am told that Fontainebleau has many lovely views.  I know nothing more interesting than a lovely countryside.
you are so good to me.  will you also allow me to have a botanical garden?	You may have anything you wish, my sweet and lovely Marie-Louise.
of course, my dear.	You are so good to me.  Will you also allow me to have a botanical garden?
will i be able to play the harp?  it is an instrument of which i am very fond.	Of course, my dear.
yes, i do -- very much.	Will I be able to play the harp?  It is an instrument of which I am very fond.
do you like music?	Yes, I do -- very much.
and, you, my dear wife, do you find that i resemble my portraits?	You are much younger, and much more handsome, than your pictures.
and, where did you see my portrait?	Ah, you must forgive me, my dearest Marie-Louise, I saw it during one of my stays at your palace -- at Schonbrunn.
oh, then you are...	Yes, my dearest Marie-Louise, I am your husband.
good evening, ladies.  you must forgive me, my dearest wife, but i simply could not wait to see you.	Oh, then you are...
sire, you have only enemies in the court of st. petersburg, and i fear outside your influence, alexander will have another look at what he has agreed to.	He will stand by his agreement -- I know him better than you do.
that is a matter of opinion.	Sire, you have only enemies in the court of St. Petersburg, and I fear outside your influence, Alexander will have another look at what he has agreed to.
i hope that understanding is worth as much as you think it is, sire. my impression of alexander is that he is moody and impressionable, capable of acting on sudden impulses which then lead to sudden embarrassments.  he is an unpredictable mixture of idealism and vanity.  you have dazzled him, and you have performed a diplomatic miracle, but alexander is weak and he is easily influenced by the last one who has his ear.	That is a matter of opinion.
alexander and i are friends.  we have reached an understanding.	I hope that understanding is worth as much as you think it is, sire. My impression of Alexander is that he is moody and impressionable, capable of acting on sudden impulses which then lead to sudden embarrassments.  He is an unpredictable mixture of idealism and vanity.  You have dazzled him, and you have performed a diplomatic miracle, but Alexander is weak and he is easily influenced by the last one who has his ear.
and where do you place alexander?	Alexander and I are friends.  We have reached an understanding.
what you are talking about is a gamble on moderation -- when i gamble, i prefer to gamble on force.	And where do you place Alexander?
what i am talking about is moderation.	What you are talking about is a gamble on moderation -- when I gamble, I prefer to gamble on force.
my dear talleyrand, none of the kings of europe bear any friendship for france.  it is easy for you to talk of reliable treaties.  the only treaties you have been able to negotiate are the ones i have won on the battlefield.	What I am talking about is moderation.
not one i should like to rely on. francis is still smarting under the terms he had to accept after austerlitz, and he is under great pressure to recover his losses.	My dear Talleyrand, none of the Kings of Europe bear any friendship for France.  It is easy for you to talk of reliable treaties.  The only treaties you have been able to negotiate are the ones I have won on the battlefield.
we have a treaty with austria.	Not one I should like to rely on. Francis is still smarting under the terms he had to accept after Austerlitz, and he is under great pressure to recover his losses.
england can make no move against you on the continent without austria.  a reliable treaty with austria would end her hopes in that regard.	We have a treaty with Austria.
i very seriously doubt it.  i don't think there is any possibility of making peace with england so long as she sees herself safe from invasion. that is why we must increase the pressure on her economy.  with russia in the continental blockade, england must collapse.  more than 40% of her trade is with the continent and russia.	England can make no move against you on the Continent without Austria.  A reliable treaty with Austria would end her hopes in that regard.
do you think alexander has any chance to succeed as a mediator?	I very seriously doubt it.  I don't think there is any possibility of making peace with England so long as she sees herself safe from invasion. That is why we must increase the pressure on her economy.  With Russia in the Continental Blockade, England must collapse.  More than 40% of her trade is with the Continent and Russia.
that is correct.	Do you think Alexander has any chance to succeed as a mediator?
now, the section headed "secret clauses of the treaty" -- article 14b, provides for alexander to serve as mediator between france and england and, if he fails to achieve a preliminary agreement within four months, it further provides that russia is to go to war against england, and close her ports to english trade.	That is correct.
yes, he has.	Now, the section headed "Secret Clauses of the Treaty" -- Article 14b, provides for Alexander to serve as mediator between France and England and, if he fails to achieve a preliminary agreement within four months, it further provides that Russia is to go to war against England, and close her ports to English trade.
has alexander agreed to this?	Yes, he has.
i did not ask her to go to war against me.	Has Alexander agreed to this?
those are extremely harsh terms.	I did not ask her to go to war against me.
does she deserve anything better?	Those are extremely harsh terms.
article 46, calls for the virtual dismemberment of prussia, reducing her population by half and her army to a token force.	Does she deserve anything better?
i suggest that you leave with your men while you can.	Monsieur Varlac, I will count slowly to five, and if you have not begun to get down from the cart by then, I will carry out your execution, on the spot.
citizen lieutenant, my advice is to leave this town at once with your men.  we do not wish to do harm to our brothers in uniform.	Monsieur Varlac, do not pretend to speak for these good people whom you have misled and inflamed with violent speech.  Now, I order you to come down from the cart.
no, monsieur varlac, my warrant is only for you.  now, will you please come down at once.  you will be taken back to chalon for trial.	Citizen Lieutenant, my advice is to leave this town at once with your men.  We do not wish to do harm to our brothers in uniform.
then do you propose to arrest all of us, citizen lieutenant?  for i was not there alone.	No, Monsieur Varlac, my warrant is only for you.  Now, will you please come down at once.  You will be taken back to Chalon for trial.
you may save your philosophy for the magistrate, monsieur varlac.  i am only a simple officer in the army, and to me what you have done is called murder, and his always been called murder by honest men.	Then do you propose to arrest all of us, Citizen Lieutenant?  For I was not there alone.
a revolution is not a polite discussion in a parlor, citizen lieutenant.  one does not call it murder to kill such vermin.	You may save your philosophy for the magistrate, Monsieur Varlac.  I am only a simple officer in the army, and to me what you have done is called murder, and his always been called murder by honest men.
i am looking for monsieur george varlac who resides in the rue de frelicot.  do you know him, monsieur?	Very well, Citizen Lieutenant.  You have come to the right place, for I am Citizen Varlac.
good day to our brothers-in-arms. have you come to join us?	I am looking for Monsieur George Varlac who resides in the Rue de Frelicot.  Do you know him, monsieur?
citizen bourrienne to see you, sir.	Send him in.
come in.	Citizen Bourrienne to see you, sir.
a message from citizen fouche.	Let me have it.
come in.	A message from Citizen Fouche.
major lavallette to see you, general.	Send him in.
come in.	Major Lavallette to see you, General.
yes, sir.	Show him in.
is he alone?	Yes, sir.
eugene de beauharnais.	Is he alone?
what did you say his name was?	Eugene de Beauharnais.
on january 1st, 1814, france itself was invaded.  now, with a small army of raw recruits, napoleon would have to face the powerful combination of england, russia, prussia and austria, operating against him together, for the first time.  the balance of numbers had tilted irretrievably against him.	A year ago, the whole of Europe was marching alongside of us.  Today, the whole of Europe is marching against us.
i know alexander.  his imagination must be struck by some great, bold, powerful stroke, and he will come back to me, just as he did at friedland.	With his army of 400,000 men in concealed bivouacs, on a ten mile front, in the forests, bordering the banks of the Vistula river, Napoleon conducted a last minute personal reconnaissance, disguised in the uniform of a Polish lancer.
led by the warlike queen louisa, and her fashion-minded husband, king frederich wilhelm, the prussians still believed themselves cast in the mold of frederick the great, and more than a match for napoleon.  the king had a special collection of 60 splendid uniforms, and was personally involved in the design of all the prussian army uniforms.	If the French army had been commanded at Jena and Auerstadt by a tailor, the King of Prussia would certainly have gained the day.
on december 2, 1804, napoleon was made emperor of france.  he would later say:  "i found the crown lying in the gutter and i picked it up."	Duroc, I have a bill here for 600,000 francs from Tirot, for building the Imperial throne and six decorated arm-chairs.  The amount is absurd -- and, at least twice too much.
napoleon would soon arouse the resentment of the directory in paris, exceeding his authority, making political decisions and treaties like a roman conqueror, enlarging his role to ruler of italy.  only his tremendous success and ever increasing popularity prevented the directory from replacing him.	From that moment on, I foresaw what I might be.  Already I felt the earth flee beneath me, as if I were being carried away up to the sky.
he made friends with a family called columbier, and would later write of his first flirtation with their daughter, caroline.	It will scarcely be considered credible, perhaps, but our whole business consisted in eating cherries together.
life is a burden for me.  nothing gives me any pleasure; i find only sadness in everything around me.  it is very difficult because the ways of those with whom i live, and probably always shall live, are as different from mine as moonlight is from sunlight.	He made friends with a family called Columbier, and would later write of his first flirtation with their daughter, Caroline.
his moods at this time were complex and varied.	Life is a burden for me.  Nothing gives me any pleasure; I find only sadness in everything around me.  It is very difficult because the ways of those with whom I live, and probably always shall live, are as different from mine as moonlight is from sunlight.
napoleon was born at ajaccio in corsica on august 15th, 1769.  he had not been a healthy baby and his mother, letizia, lavished him with care and devotion.  in middle age, he would write about her from st. helena.	My mother has always loved me.  She would do anything for me.
and i can go free?	Go, fo' I change my mind.
just tell him to come over here and talk to me.	And I can go free?
that's it?	Just tell him to come over here and talk to me.
yo' cousin, craig.  hook us up.	That's it?
anything you need.	Yo' cousin, Craig.  Hook us up.
okay, i know what i want this time.	Anything you need.
stretch it out.	Don't move me.
that's a nice piece of heat right there.	Thank you.  I only got two bullets in the mothafucka, but it's better than nothing.
me, too.  you think they're in there?	Yup.
no.  thought he was with you.	Daddy, Uncle Elroy, I need your help.
i don't know, i think i passed out or something.  i don't remember.	Passed out?  Can't hang, huh?  Boy, I knew you was a lightweight.  Passed out on one funky ass blunt.  They don't make 'em like they used to, baby.
i don't know!	Suga!
negro, what the hell you doing to my woman?	I don't know!
why you say that?	'Cause your lips is getting black.
i know you smoke weed, right?	Why you say that?
that's okay, unc.  i can't swim, either.	Good.
never...  but me and suga can get real nasty in that jacuzzi, though.	That's okay, Unc.  I can't swim, either.
y'all never use it?	Never...  But me and Suga can get real nasty in that Jacuzzi, though.
don't need water.  we didn't have no pool in the projects...so none of us swim.	Y'all never use it?
it's cool, but where's the water?	Don't need water.  We didn't have no pool in the projects...so none of us swim.
cash money.  they wasn't gonna stick me with no 30-year payment plan.  that's for suckas.  they got my daddy like that for a cadillac years ago.  i got the only house on the block that's paid for. that's why i'm the king around here.	It's cool, but where's the water?
you paid cash?	Cash money.  They wasn't gonna stick me with no 30-year payment plan.  That's for suckas.  They got my daddy like that for a Cadillac years ago.  I got the only house on the block that's paid for. That's why I'm the king around here.
yeah, you gotta have a little money to live out here, craig.  i never thought i'd be the kinda nigga to move to the suburbs.  but as soon as i got my check, i was gone.  paid 230 thousand dollars cash on this house.	You paid cash?
well, let me in.	Uncle Elroy, who's that girl by Day-Day's car?
yeah.	Well, let me in.
man, that girl's gonna kill me one day. viagra ain't working.  my back keep going out... she don't never get enough.  but check this out.  i got to lay some ground rules.  your my family and i love you.  you're welcome to anything you want in my home. but i don't wanna catch you in the refrigerator or in my suga bowl... you feel me knocking?	Yeah.
send betty my love.  boy you looking good.  i'mma take these in the house for you, man... and when you finish with this cat, come inside.  i got something to show you.	Thanks, Unc.
alright, i'll remember that.	You know me?  I would've shot his big ass.  Hey, Willie, how's it going?  Still steppin' in dog shit every day?
if you see that boy again, bite off his ear off like mike tyson.	Alright, I'll remember that.
naw, it ain't like that.	If you see that boy again, bite off his ear off like Mike Tyson.
hey, debo, heard you running from a ass- whippin'?	Naw, it ain't like that.
where you going?	Ain't the rest room this way?  I gotta pee.
i don't know... i think he went out the back.	Can I look for myself?
where's that boy that told me day-day was here?	I don't know... I think he went out the back.
yes you did.	No we didn't.  We came to buy a CD.
we didn't come here for day-day.	Yes you did.
who are you?	I'm his cousin.
fuck, what's his name?	Cheeco.
well get along with this one.  go ahead of us.  don't get seen and don't let that mutt out of your sight.	Fuck, what's his name?
dude, dogs hate me.  i don't know why. me and k-9's just don't get along.	Well get along with this one.  Go ahead of us.  Don't get seen and don't let that mutt out of your sight.
it's about to work, just come on.	What about the dog?
me neither.	It's something in that hydraulic pump.
sorry, bro, reflexes.  how did you do that?	Black magic.
naw, i already ate.	Come on, Day, try it.  For moms.
that's cron-don, sir.  my mom hates for me to smoke, so she made me bud-brownies. wanna bite?	Naw, I already ate.
what's the green stuff poking out?	That's cron-don, sir.  My mom hates for me to smoke, so she made me bud-brownies. Wanna bite?
that's fuckin' poetic, craig.	What's the green stuff poking out?
yeah it is...the best day before the weekend.	That's fuckin' poetic, Craig.
for sure.  that's how i like 'em.	Not me.
you know what he mean, dude.	I'm gone.
what you mean talk to her?	You know what he mean, dude.
great moves, day-day.	What happen?
no i'm not.	I'll do it.
shut up.  i been trying to tell yo' ass that... day-day is my cousin.  they're right there in the back.	Whatever you say, man.  I didn't see shit.  The safe combination is 34-5-27. Just take it all.
nobody!	If you say another word, it's over.  I'm not playing!
i said shut up!  now who sent you?	Nobody!
man, day-day is my people!	I said shut up!  Now who sent you?
shut up!  fo' i pump this glock in yo' ass!  what did you do wit day-day and roach?	Man, Day-Day is my people!
i ain't trying to rob you...	Shut up!  Fo' I pump this Glock in yo' ass!  What did you do wit Day-Day and Roach?
i will.  when can i come visit?	I don't know.  Probably next Friday.
naw, i'm got live ghetto fabulous.  make sure you get that car fixed.	I will.  When can I come visit?
you sure you don't wanna stay?	Naw, I'm got live ghetto fabulous.  make sure you get that car fixed.
you're welcome, unc.	What about me?
wait here?  so cheeco can bite my ass off?  tell me where it is i'll do it.	No, man, just wait.
that pump was full of money.  i saw where they put it.  stay right here, i'mma climb in and go get it.	Wait here?  So Cheeco can bite my ass off?  Tell me where it is I'll do it.
what you see?	That pump was full of money.  I saw where they put it.  Stay right here, I'mma climb in and go get it.
wait.	Wait for what?
i hope to god that dog is happy.	Me too.
day-day, if you don't hop that fence i'mma throw you over.	I ain't scared of you.  We ain't little no more.
no.	Day-Day, if you don't hop that fence I'mma throw you over.
you go first.	No.
naw, you go first.	You go first.
you go first.	Naw, you go first.
you make it sound so easy.	It is easy. You know why?  'Cause they're not expecting it. Now, Roach, you gotta occupy Cheeco. Long enough for me and Day-Day to take a good look.
what's the b-g's?	The bubble guts.  I'm so nervous it feels like I'mma shit on myself.
man, i don't think i can do this, craig. i got the b-g's.	What's the B-G's?
how you know?  it could be anything.	I don't know, and it could be anything. But I just say we go take a look.
naw.  i bet'cha it's something better than air.	How you know?  It could be anything.
yeah, air.	Naw.  I bet'cha it's something better than air.
you see that?	I didn't see nothing.
alright, roach, see you around.	Sorry about today, man.
what we gonna do?	I don't know yet.
craig, what the hell are you doing?	Nothing.
this vacuum don't work.  where's the restroom?	Out the door and to the left.
it works.	Still gonna smell it.
blow.	That ain't gonna work.
you better open up a window or something before the smell gets out.	Ain't no windows in here.
i didn't think you smoked bud that much.	I don't.
i know we cousins and all, but don't try an' hook me up with the big little sisters.	Big bitches need love, too, Craig.
thanks a lot, craig.	I know we cousins and all, but don't try an' hook me up with the big little sisters.
you better stop running from that girl.	Fuuuuuuck -- U!
i ain't trying to get in it.	You already in.
what's the matter?	D'Wana brought Baby'D up here.
$247.	Okay, plan B.
damn...how much money ya'll got left from the lottery?	$247.
it says we owe $3,900...by tomorrow.	Damn...how much money ya'll got left from the lottery?
how can they do this?	I don't know.  Did ya'll forget to pay it or something?
you know what this is?	Yeah, that's why I walked down here.
you walked?	Yeah, ya'll got a notice today.  It came certified mail.
i walked.	You walked?
what you mean, so?	If you 'get into it' with them S.A.'s and start a feud, you can always go back to home.  I gotta live here.  Just remember that.
so.	What you mean, so?
why?	Because, it's been a little tension between us ever since they got out the joint and ran their momma crazy.  And I'm just trying to keep the peace.  We moved out here to get away from that shit.
i know what 'cha thinking.  i thought the same thing.  but it can't happen.	Why?
yo know what?  i'm starting to like rancho cucamonga.	I know what 'cha thinking.  I thought the same thing.  But it can't happen.
that's the sister.	Yo know what?  I'm starting to like Rancho Cucamonga.
who is that?	That's the sister.
you got a restraining order on a little girl named baby d?	You don't know Baby D.
that ain't the worst part.  her little sister, baby d.  she's the one that gets real physical.  but i got a restraining order on her, too.	You got a restraining order on a little girl named Baby D?
damn, you got a stalker.	That ain't the worst part.  Her little sister, Baby D.  She's the one that gets real physical.  But I got a restraining order on her, too.
i went back to watts to sell my old car and met her on the way.  worst day of my life.	Damn, you got a stalker.
restraining order?  where the hell you meet this girl?	I went back to Watts to sell my old car and met her on the way.  Worst day of my life.
yeah, i broke up with her two fridays ago and she's been harassing me ever since. she don't care about the restraining order or nothing.	Restraining order?  Where the hell you meet this girl?
what?	Yeah, I broke up with her two Fridays ago and she's been harassing me ever since. She don't care about the restraining order or nothing.
man, it's a long story.  i met d'wana three months ago.  she had a little pudge in her stomach but i didn't pay it no attention.  come to find out, she six months pregnant.  saying i'm the daddy!	What?
what's the matter with your girlfriend?	Man, it's a long story.  I met D'Wana three months ago.  She had a little pudge in her stomach but I didn't pay it no attention.  Come to find out, she six months pregnant.  Saying I'm the daddy!
i can't taste nothing.	What's the matter with your girlfriend?
just a little.	I can't taste nothing.
yeah, i'm alright.  is my face still orange to you?	Just a little.
you straight?	Yeah, I'm alright.  Is my face still orange to you?
she pepper-sprayed me, man!  she pepper- sprayed me!	I know, be still.
lay down, day-day.  stop moving.	She pepper-sprayed me, man!  She pepper- sprayed me!
i can't see!  i can't see!  daddy!	Lay down, Day-Day.  Stop moving.
pinky's records and disc in the shopping center.  i'mma talk to my boss and see if he got a little position for you.  'cause you been unemployed for a long time now, craig.	Thanks for reminding me.
oh, yeah, where you work at?	Pinky's Records and Disc in the shopping center.  I'mma talk to my boss and see if he got a little position for you.  'Cause you been unemployed for a long time now, Craig.
go on and make yourself at home.  i'mma go get dressed for work.	Oh, yeah, where you work at?
man, this a cool house.	Thanks, I just wish my mother had a chance to see it.
man, after taxes, lawyer fees, and paying off my daddy's bad credit, we didn't end up with a million.  we bought this house and i spent the rest on this.  it's the bomb, huh?	This my baby.  I feel like a new nigga in this car.  I get mo' phone numbers rollin' this, than I ever did on the bus.
must be nice.  i wish we won the lottery. come up on a million dollars like ya'll.	Man, after taxes, lawyer fees, and paying off my daddy's bad credit, we didn't end up with a million.  We bought this house and I spent the rest on this.  It's the bomb, huh?
yeah, that's me.  just a little somethin' somethin' i picked up.	Must be nice.  I wish we won the lottery. Come up on a million dollars like ya'll.
this you?	Yeah, that's me.  Just a little somethin' somethin' I picked up.
naw, them dudes is assholes.  especially that dog - cheeco.  watch this little ass, he's sneaky.  plus, i got something better than a cadillac.	This you?
they ever let you hit the switches on that cadillac?	Naw, them dudes is assholes.  Especially that dog - Cheeco.  Watch this little ass, he's sneaky.  Plus, I got something better than a Cadillac.
joker, he just got out of the pen.  li'l joker, he just got out of youth authority.  and baby joker, he just got out of juvenile hall.	They ever let you hit the switches on that Cadillac?
who is that?	Joker, he just got out of the pen.  Li'l Joker, he just got out of Youth Authority.  And Baby Joker, he just got out of Juvenile Hall.
i know; this a long way from watts.  but what i like about living out here is that you don't hear no helicopters, no sirens, no drive-by's, no nothing.  just peace and quiet.  listen.	Who is that?
i know, we had a good time.  but ever since you guys moved out here, it seems like we've lost touch.	I know; this a long way from Watts.  But what I like about living out here is that you don't hear no helicopters, no sirens, no drive-by's, no nothing.  Just peace and quiet.  Listen.
yep.  i forgot about him cussin' out everybody.  damn that was fun.	I know, we had a good time.  But ever since you guys moved out here, it seems like we've lost touch.
i know, that's when uncle elroy cussed out everybody, and threw up in aunt faye's backseat.	Yep.  I forgot about him cussin' out everybody.  Damn that was fun.
you know it's been over a year since we kicked it last?  up at the family reunion.	I know, that's when Uncle Elroy cussed out everybody, and threw up in Aunt Faye's backseat.
what's crackin'?	You.  Hi, Uncle Willie.
you alright?	Yeah, I'm cool.  See you later.
okay.	You alright?
next time, page me first.	Okay.
i got my cousin day-day waiting for me.	So what?  Let's make'em wait.
it's locked.	Make sure.
i did.  is that door locked?	It's locked.
easier said than done.  we saved up to get away from them, but they followed us.	I'm sorry to hear that.
why didn't she put'em out?	Easier said than done.  We saved up to get away from them, but they followed us.
thanks for noticing.  it used ta be peaceful before they got out.  took over the house and caused my mother's nervous breakdown.	Why didn't she put'em out?
most of it.  i just hate to see you in this situation.	Thanks for noticing.  It used ta be peaceful before they got out.  Took over the house and caused my mother's nervous breakdown.
you did all this for me?	Most of it.  I just hate to see you in this situation.
what??  so you snuck in my room to tell me that?	Yes I did.  Excuse me.
i hope you don't think i'm crazy, but i just had to come in here and show you i ain't scared of yo' punk ass brothers...and you wouldn't have be scared of 'em neither if you had a man like me in yo' life.	What??  So you snuck in my room to tell me that?
what are you doing here?	I hope you don't think I'm crazy, but I just had to come in here and show you I ain't scared of yo' punk ass brothers...and you wouldn't have be scared of 'em neither if you had a man like me in yo' life.
huh?	What are you doing here?
most definitely.	Better sooner than later.
i just wanted to give you this.	Most definitely.
it's cool.  you ain't got to apologize for your brothers.  they're big boys.	I just wanted to give you this.
i'm sorry for what my brother did this morning.  they're assholes.	It's cool.  You ain't got to apologize for your brothers.  They're big boys.
hell yeah, i remember you.	I'm sorry for what my brother did this morning.  They're assholes.
hello, remember me?	Hell yeah, I remember you.
i don't know.	What you mean, you don't know?  Just wait here.
you want us to give you a ride?	I don't know.
oh yeah, why you walking?	My brothers won't give me a ride.
to the cucamonga shopping center.	Oh yeah, why you walking?
craig and karla, damn that sound pretty good together.  where you going?	To the Cucamonga shopping center.
karla.	Craig and Karla, damn that sound pretty good together.  Where you going?
what is it?	Delinquent Property Tax Notice... I hope the Cracker Killers pay well 'cause if not, back to the ghetto you go.  Wife stays here, of course.
okay, buddy.  don't send your entourage out here to do a 187 on me.  it's just a certified mail delivery.	What is it?
naw, i play for the chocamunga cracker killers.  you want tickets?	Okay, buddy.  Don't send your entourage out here to do a 187 on me.  It's just a certified mail delivery.
come on, jerky, you can tell me.  got a white wife, huh?  blonde bombshell type. remember what happen to o.j... what team do you play for?  you're not related to the jacksons, are you?	Naw, I play for the Chocamunga Cracker Killers.  You want tickets?
i don't play for no team.	Come on, jerky, you can tell me.  Got a white wife, huh?  Blonde bombshell type. Remember what happen to O.J... what team do you play for?  You're not related to the Jacksons, are you?
nice house. didn't expect you to answer. you must be one of those entertainers. what team you play for?	I don't play for no team.
can i help you?	Nice house. Didn't expect you to answer. You must be one of those entertainers. What team you play for?
could you hurry up, please... it's kinda hot out here.	Can I help you?
i said hold on!	Could you hurry up, please... it's kinda hot out here.
delivery!	I said hold on!
hold on.	Delivery!
delivery!	Hold on.
smokin' what?	Nothing.
you too.	Smokin' what?
nigga, you got knock the fuck out.	Yeah, pops!
two bullets?  yo' ass ain't changed. back in the day, all i had was a stick.	Come on.
you see that?	I saw it.
hold up, elroy, that's my boy.  craig, what the hell wrong with you?  where you been?	Have you seen Day-Day?
craig, remember what i told you.	I'll remember.
no, i'mma go on to work.  i don't wanna hear elroy's mouth.  now listen to me, craig.  it's gonna be different living over here.  don't let your uncle and your cousin get you into no shit.  understand?	Hey, Pops, I'm grown.  Can't nobody get me in trouble no more.
you coming in?	No, I'mma go on to work.  I don't wanna hear Elroy's mouth.  Now listen to me, Craig.  It's gonna be different living over here.  Don't let your uncle and your cousin get you into no shit.  Understand?
18-years of chasing dogs; and my lazy ass brother hits the lotto his first time playing.  i still can't figure that one out.	Why they got to have the loudest house on the block!
it's alright.	18-years of chasing dogs; and my lazy ass brother hits the lotto his first time playing.  I still can't figure that one out.
nice neighborhood, huh?	It's alright.
just hold your breath.	Nice neighborhood, huh?
all damn.	Just hold your breath.
i gotta get'em fixed.  they don't roll down.	All damn.
smells like you didn't fall in no mud.	I gotta get'em fixed.  They don't roll down.
what it smell like?	Smells like you didn't fall in no mud.
i do.	What it smell like?
must be your upper lip, 'cause i don't smell nothing.	I do.
ya'll making me look like a punk.	It ain't about being a punk, son.  It's about this...
that nigga worst than them damn pit bulldogs or something!  that's why moving wit'cha uncle elroy and cousin day-day is the best thing for you right now.	Ya'll making me look like a punk.
what's the matter?	I fell in some mud.  Now hurry up!
well bring yo' ass on...	What's the matter?
here i come!	Well bring yo' ass on...
i'll be out in about 35-40 minutes!	Hurry up; today is Fri-day!  And we gotta hit the high-way!
why for?  them boys are real player haters.	It's a long story.  Right now we gotta do somethin'.
nice to meet you?	Peace out, Craig.
see you later, day-day.  come by after work, i got the john blaze shit for you.	Nice to meet you?
what kind of activity?	Strange activity.  I think they running drugs off Tijuana.  Day-Day don't believe me.
well, then, it's all good.  yo, day-day, something is going down with those mexicans across the street?  i've been seeing a lot of activity.	What kind of activity?
yeah, i'm 'bout it.	Well, then, it's all good.  Yo, Day-Day, something is going down with those Mexicans across the street?  I've been seeing a lot of activity.
i said...are you 'bout it, 'bout it -- rowdy, rowdy?	Yeah, I'm 'bout it.
excuse me?	I said...are you 'bout it, 'bout it -- rowdy, rowdy?
my name is miss ho kym.  day-day just trying to be a smart ass.  nice to meet you, craig.  are you 'bout it, 'bout it?	Excuse me?
bullshit!  i'll go postal in this mothafucka!	Well, you gonna have to go postal then.
i can't give you your damn money back on this.	Bullshit!  I'll go postal in this mothafucka!
i don't have no damn cover.	I can't give you your damn money back on this.
okay, sir...but where's the cover?	I don't have no damn cover.
no, give me my damn money back.  right now, and i don't have no damn receipt neither.	Okay, sir...but where's the cover?
sir, the manager stepped out for a moment.  i'm currently running the store. can i see the cd?	No, give me my damn money back.  Right now, and I don't have no damn receipt neither.
i can't get jiggy with this shit.  where is the damn manager?	Sir, the manager stepped out for a moment.  I'm currently running the store. Can I see the CD?
call me.	Okay, later, bro.  Hey, Craig, nice smokin' wit'cha.
hey, man, the pleasure's all mine. thanks for the dog, and the money.  maybe my dad won't kick my ass tonight.	Call me.
thanks for the help.	Hey, man, the pleasure's all mine. Thanks for the dog, and the money.  Maybe my dad won't kick my ass tonight.
hey, guys, i'm outta here.	Thanks for the help.
finally you got a bitch, huh, roach?	He's a boy, dude.
get 'em, craig!	Bite his ear!
money?  man, we came over here from some sugar and rolling papers.  we was going to get high, and i was going to show this white boy how to make kool-aid.  that's all.	Hey, mister Joker, have a heart, bro. It's Friday.
what?!  what that mean?	I don't know.
hey.	Ya'll live around here?
and some rolling papers.	...and some rolling papers, that's it. We didn't mean to mess up y'all get together or nothing.  How y'all doing?
look, man, this is a big misunderstanding.  all we wanted to do is borrow some sugar.	And some rolling papers.
'scuse me, partner, but that's a ghetto knock.	This is a knock.
go for it.	'Scuse me, partner, but that's a ghetto knock.
you wanna knock?	Go for it.
why did he go in the house?	Don't worry about it.  We gotta figure out a way to get Craig out of there. He's probably getting tied up now.
he's inside the house?	Why did he go in the house?
where's craig?	He's inside the house?
roach...roach, come on.	Where's Craig?
try an' hold it, man.  squeeze your ass cheeks together.	Butterflies, my ass.  I'm about to go home.
i say we go over there and kick their asses.  i can take the little one.	Are you out your mind?  I'm not messing with them S.A.'s boy.  You must be crazy.
i'm not letting nothing go.  they killed my board.	Let it go!
let it go, roach, trust me.	I'm not letting nothing go.  They killed my board.
who the fuck is that, day-day?	Let it go, Roach, trust me.
yoooo, that's it.  you ain't as dumb as i think you are, roach.	I know.
maybe you can ask him to loan you the money.	Yoooo, that's it.  You ain't as dumb as I think you are, Roach.
i don't know.  i hope craig got a good idea.  we gotta ask him when he comes out.  let's go and clean up before pinky gets here.	Maybe you can ask him to loan you the money.
you could sell your beamer.	I don't know.  I hope Craig got a good idea.  We gotta ask him when he comes out.  Let's go and clean up before Pinky gets here.
i gotta think of a plan to get this money before tomorrow.	You could sell your Beamer.
roach, what are you doing?	R-U-S-H Intensely.
damn nigga, don't jack the joint.  i didn't even pass it.	Sorry, dude.
i do.	Damn nigga, don't Jack the joint.  I didn't even pass it.
today ain't my day.	Bummer, huh?  And Friday is suppose to be a kick-ass day.
are they still out there?	Negative...they vamped.
what was that?	You don't wanna know.
that the big one, huh?	You damn right that's the big one.
what is it?	Don't worry about it, man.  Get the phone.
what it say?	Ever since my momma died the bills are always late.
craig, this roach.  roach, this is my cousin, craig.	What up, bro?
did you see that?  that was a w.w.f. hit right there, huh, day-day?	Yeah, it was.  How you get up here?
look, roach, i know you ain't never worked in a record shop before and you're a little excited.  but if pinky catches you doing that x-games shit off his counter top, we both getting fired.  you feel me?	I feel you.  I've just been practicing that one move all week.  I thought that was it.
where's craig?	I don't know.
i know.  i'm sorry.	Sorry, my ass.
when my back gets better i'mma beat the black off you, day-day.	I know.  I'm sorry.
i got fired too.	What?!
ah damn.  damn.	I got fired too.
20 minutes?	Yeah, 20 minutes.  Trust me.  I've been pepper sprayed nine times.  20 minutes.
wet your eyes, boy.  stay in there for about 20 minutes.	20 minutes?
tape his mouth shut.	Joker, a man like yourself can do a lot for this community.  By letting us go, you can improve black and brown relations.
why would he take it?  he don't even know you.	Shut up!  Where's that other miyatea?
shhhh!  roach, shut the fuck up.	I don't believe this sugar shit. Something ain't right.
shut up!  both of you right now!	Shhhh!  Roach, shut the fuck up.
what?!  this look like a 7-11 or something?  get the fuck outta here!	Alright, no problem.  We gone.
uh...um...i mean uh, can we borrow a cup of sugar?	What?!  This look like a 7-11 or something?  Get the fuck outta here!
what the fuck you looking at?	Nothing.
hey, how you get out of here.	I don't know.
good, let's get out.	Hey, how you get out of here.
we must be here 'cause we stopped.	Good, let's get out.
huh?	We must be here 'cause we stopped.
ezal!  ezal!	Huh?
me neither.  how far is rancho cucamonga?	I don't know.
i can't feel my legs no more.	Me neither.  How far is Rancho Cucamonga?
what?	I can't feel my legs no more.
debo!  debo!	What?
you too big.	Keep pushing.
william.	Yeah, I got a urgent message for a customer named William Jones.  Drop everything, Craig is in trouble.  Come quick.  Don't try to call.
just do it.	I don't know the number.
that ain't gonna work.	Just do it.
if you shut up i'll tell you.  the urgent message is...drop everything!  craig is in trouble.  come quick, don't call.	That ain't gonna work.
what urgent message?	If you shut up I'll tell you.  The urgent message is...Drop everything!  Craig is in trouble.  Come quick, don't call.
here's the plan.  you gonna call over there and say you have a very urgent message for mr. william jones.	What urgent message?
man, we can't ride to rancho cucamonga on that.	Get on!
get on.	Man, we can't ride to Rancho Cucamonga on that.
yeah.	Get on.
rancho cucamonga?	Yeah.
he moved out to rancho cucamonga with his cousin day-day.	Rancho Cucamonga?
what you say?	He moved out to Rancho Cucamonga with his cousin Day-Day.
i don't know, debo.	What you say?
where did craig move to?	I don't know, Debo.
'take your car?'	Yeah, and hurry up.
take your car.	'Take your car?'
are you going to take me to see mom?	Take your car.
nothing.  what you want?	Are you going to take me to see Mom?
hey, what's going on?	Nothing.  What you want?
when?  after you get all drunk and loaded?	Hey!  I said I'll take your fuckin' ass later.  Now get out of here.  You're scaring our company.
i'll take you later.	When?  After you get all drunk and loaded?
i thought you were taking me to see mama?	I'll take you later.
well, we better hit the road, too. craig, get your stuff.	Well, Craig, you're welcome anytime.
what's the matter?	I slip my disc, again... Oh got damn.
my back.	What's the matter?
damn, big bro.  you swung that like sammy sosa.	The skills are still intact.  Now tie his ass up, Elroy.
need to lose some weight.	Shut yo' ass up.
what about that ugly dog?	I got my mase.
willie, shut up.  yo' old ass need to get in a little bit o' trouble sometimes.	Don't get it twisted, Elroy.  I ain't lost none of my street skills.
you come way out here to get into more trouble.  you could've stayed at home.	Willie, shut up.  Yo' old ass need to get in a little bit o' trouble sometimes.
somebody left me a message.  well where's craig and day-day?	I don't know.  Suga, go ask Miss Ho Kym if she seen them.
hell naw, willie. them fleas and tics must be sucking on yo' brain!	Somebody left me a message.  Well where's Craig and Day-Day?
you didn't call the sandwich joint with a urgent message?	Hell naw, Willie. Them fleas and tics must be sucking on yo' brain!
i don't know, i didn't leave you no damn message!	You didn't call the Sandwich Joint with a urgent message?
i got your message.  where's craig?	I don't know, I didn't leave you no damn message!
make sure you look after my son out here. don't get him involved with none of your bullshit, roy.	Don't worry 'bout nothin', big bro.  He in the best fuckin' hands in Rancho Chocomunga, baby!  This my world, you just a nigga late paying rent.  Ain't that right, nephew?
come on, baby, let's go in the house.	For what?  We ain't gonna have no house after the auction tomorrow!
naw, baby, no lovin' tonight.	Come on, baby, let's go in the house.
aw, no lovin' tonight?	Naw, baby, no lovin' tonight.
i threw my back, again.	Aw, no lovin' tonight?
elroy, what happen?	I threw my back, again.
mr. nasty time.  but take it easy on me, girl.	Craig, you ain't the only lightweight around here.
mr. nasty time?	Mr. Nasty time.  But take it easy on me, girl.
what you doing to my nephew?	Ah, baby...I thought this was you.  Craig, what are you doing to me?
huh?	What you doing to my nephew?
suga.  go ahead and get us something to smoke on.	Okay.  Bye, Craig.
elroy.	Suga.  Go ahead and get us something to smoke on.
okay, okay, that's enough.  go put on some damn clothes.	Elroy.
craig, i want you to meet my old lady, suga.  suga, this is craig.	Oooh, ba-by!
you sent my assistant on an errand.	I've been a bad boy.
aw, gee. i sent her on an errand.	You sent my assistant on an errand.
but i want to make some changes. get krista in here right away won't you?	Aw, gee. I sent her on an errand.
that's my girl.	But I want to make some changes. Get Krista in here right away won't you?
all right, i'll do it.	That's my girl.
come on, el, you're a trooper. i'll get you some pepto, you'll make one of your patented tributes to the common person, then back to sacramento. this is no time to lay down on the job. i don't care what the polls say, you can't afford to relax. look what happened to bush. tell you what, if you want to blow off the sacramento speech, fine. but do this one and we'll get out of the smog.	All right, I'll do it.
truth is, besides the headache i've come down with a little lower intestinal havoc. make my apologies.	Come on, El, you're a trooper. I'll get you some Pepto, you'll make one of your patented tributes to the common person, then back to Sacramento. This is no time to lay down on the job. I don't care what the polls say, you can't afford to relax. Look what happened to Bush. Tell you what, if you want to blow off the Sacramento speech, fine. But do this one and we'll get out of the smog.
what happened here?	Nothing. I broke a lamp.
don't remind me.	What happened here?
what's he doing here?	Who, him? Just visiting.
during a campaign every speech is important. this is free media exposure. primetime news coverage that we couldn't buy.	What's he doing here?
lousy. and i have siesta hair. i'm thinking of canceling the speech.	It's an important speech.
look...i've... i've got a problem. a big problem...	Oh, yeah?
what?	The grave. Somebody close?
somebody close?	What?
aw, too bad.	Somebody close?
i really don't know. i don't live there. i was just visiting...a grave.	Aw, too bad.
better in san diego? more opportunity there? what?	I really don't know. I don't live there. I was just visiting...a grave.
huh?	Better in San Diego? More opportunity there? What?
's okay. what do you think?	Huh?
sorry.	'S okay. What do you think?
oh, san diego? i've thought about moving to san diego.  it's hard to make a living in this town. these short hops.  can't make a dime on 'em. to lax, pasadena, then i can make a buck. these little hops cost me money.	Sorry.
san diego.	Oh, San Diego? I've thought about moving to San Diego.  It's hard to make a living in this town. These short hops.  Can't make a dime on 'em. To LAX, Pasadena, then I can make a buck. These little hops cost me money.
where'd you come from?	San Diego.
business.	Where'd you come from?
business or pleasure?	Business.
uh, yes..	Business or pleasure?
you just come in on amtrack?	Uh, yes..
what?	You just come in on Amtrack?
amtrack?	What?
the bonaventure. the bonaventure hotel. do you know where that is?	Amtrack?
where to, sir?	The Bonaventure. The Bonaventure Hotel. Do you know where that is?
good luck.	Same to you.
no, that's... that's ok. we don't need any help. we'll be just fine. won't we, lynn?	Good luck.
of course. i'll get a car to drive you.	No, that's... That's OK. We don't need any help. We'll be just fine. Won't we, Lynn?
can we go now?	Of course. I'll get a car to drive you.
for not believing you.	Believe me, I don't blame you.  This is the Governor, Lynn. Say hello.
for what?	For not believing you.
i would also like to apologize.	For what?
i...1 would like to...thank you, mister wat... gene.	I would also like to apologize.
this? i've never even fired one.	Indeed.
i love it when pistolero's talk of trust.	This? I've never even fired one.
it's the last chance they have for me to kill you. try to get out of it. they won't let you. they can't. try to change the schedule and you'll know i'm right. what have you got to lose? it comes down to who you trust, them or me? test them.	I love it when pistolero's talk of trust.
i'd prefer we didn't refer to it as my last speech.	It's the last chance they have for me to kill you. Try to get out of it. They won't let you. They can't. Try to change the schedule and you'll know I'm right. What have you got to lose? It comes down to who you trust, them or me? Test them.
there's only one way to find out for sure. try to cancel the last speech.	I'd prefer we didn't refer to it as my last speech.
i knew you wouldn't believe me.	I said I'd listen to you, not necessarily believe you. You're telling me my people are in a plot against me. You're telling me my husband wants me killed. What do you expect?
and your husband works for somebody else.	What the hell are you saying?
what?	And your husband works for somebody else.
i don't know. the only thing i know about him is that he works for your husband.	What?
who did?	I don't know. The only thing I know about him is that he works for your husband.
no.	Who did?
you shot her?	No.
i saw her die. she was shot. with this gun.	You shot her?
how do you know that?	I saw her die. She was shot. With this gun.
you were very nervous.	It was because I had this...in my pocket
that's right.	You were very nervous.
i remember you...in the elevator.	That's right.
only you can help me. i'm also sorry to say, my problem is your problem, mrs. grant.	I remember you...in the elevator.
ah.	Only you can help me. I'm also sorry to say, my problem is your problem, Mrs. Grant.
i have a problem.	Ah.
that's...a comfort to hear.	I have a problem.
if i were here to hurt you i would have done it already.	That's...a comfort to hear.
one loud scream will bring them in here instantly. you won't get very far. think it over.	If I were here to hurt you I would have done it already.
i appreciate that.	One loud scream will bring them in here instantly. You won't get very far. Think it over.
my security people are right next door.	I appreciate that.
mrs. grant, governor...i won't hurt you.	My security people are right next door.
she ..ahh...wanted me to... be sure to get your autograph.	Of course.  I wish everything were that easy.
yes?	She ..ahh...wanted me to... be sure to get your autograph.
i...	Yes?
you were saying?  your daughter....?	I...
what can i do for you mr....watson?	Its'...ah...about my daughter....
i need your help.	What can I do for you Mr....Watson?
you know what i'm gonna do.	What? Walk out there and twist her arm off?
what are you going to do about it, shoot me?	You know what I'm gonna do.
don't you threaten me.	What are you going to do about it, shoot me?
i talk to her or you can forget about it.	Don't you threaten me.
forget about it.	I talk to her or you can forget about it.
i want'to talk to her.	Forget about it.
no.	I want'to talk to her.
let me talk to her again.	No.
...twenty-six minutes to get your shit together.	Let me talk to her again.
that's right. that gives you...	...twenty-six minutes to get your shit together.
one thirty. california ballroom.	That's right. That gives you...
again.	No, please...
come back.	How do I know you won't kill my daughter once I'm gone?
that's not my problem, mr. watson	Come back.
how am i supposed to get away?	That's not my problem, Mr. Watson
even if you don't, her security men will.	How am I supposed to get away?
keep your voice down.	Even if you don't, Her Security men will.
i kill her - and you kill me.	Keep your voice down.
do you now, mr. watson?	I kill her - and you kill me.
i'm not stupid.. i know how this is supposed, to work.	Do you now, Mr. Watson?
i killed you.	You fucked up.
you killed him.	That's right, I killed him. He fucked up one too many times so I put a bullet in his eye. Then I put two more into him just to make sure. Now that was somebody I loved.
tell me why he's dead.	You killed him.
how should i...?	Tell me why he's dead.
that's right. he's dead. tell me why.	How should I...?
he's dead?	That's right. He's dead. Tell me why.
tell me why i miss him.	He's dead?
what...?	Tell me why I miss him.
what would you do in my place?	Me?
you get another chance in ten minutes.	Then I have time for a drink.
it wasn't loaded. i didn't put the bullets in it.	You...
what about the gun?	It wasn't loaded. I didn't put the bullets in it.
the gun...	What about the gun?
are you 'fucking with me!?	The gun...
where did you get these? who are you?	I'm the guy who's going to kill your daughter if you don't get moving.
this'11 get you in anywhere.  red elevator. thirty-fifth floor.	Where did you get these? Who are you?
of course you're invited. you're a big donor to the campaign. they love you.	This'11 get you in anywhere.  Red Elevator. Thirty-fifth floor.
this says "invitation only".	Of course you're invited. You're a big donor to the campaign. They love you.
at one thirty my little girl is dead.	Unless you do what you're told. Go do it!
look at your watch. look at it! at one-thirty your little girl is dead. say it with me. at one-thirty my little girl is dead. say it. say it!	At one thirty my little girl is dead.
i will do no such thing.	Yes, you will, Mr. Watson.
what's your point?	I will do no such thing.
you're out of your mind.	What's your point?
yes, i'm listening.	She is presently at the Bonaventure Hotel. That's right near here.
this is for you. in it there is a picture of a woman and an itinerary. it is her itinerary. she is presently - are you listening, mr. watson?	Yes, I'm listening.
good.	This is for you. In it there is a picture of a woman and an itinerary. It is her itinerary. She is presently - are you listening, Mr. Watson?
yes, yes, i understand.	Good.
pay attention, mr. watson. pay attention and your daughter won't be hurt.	You wouldn't...
daddy?	Yes. It's OK, Lynn. These are our friends.
hey! i'll take the girl. i'll take the girl!	Don't worry. She's good with kids.
come with us, sir.	I'd like to know what...
you're from santa maria, mr. watson?	Yes.
is this about those kids? look, i'm sorry about that. but they darn near...	You're from Santa Maria, Mr. Watson?
could i see some identification, sir?	What?
we have to hurry.	I know. Brendan, listen to me. Someone is trying to kill Eleanor.
who is this? are you sure we can trust him?	I'm sure. It's her husband. He's her Campaign Manager.
i think you better put that away.	I think you're right.
trust me. you asked me for help. let me help. trust me.	Okay...
but...	Trust me. You asked me for help. Let me help. Trust me.
i've heard this speech a lot. come on. we'll take care of him.  we will.	But...
are you sure?	I've heard this speech a lot. Come on. We'll take care of him.  We will.
the man following me has a walkie- talkie. if he sees i'm not here he'll call his partner. i do anything out of line and he'll send the word to kill my daughter.	He'll think you're in the crowd until the end of the speech. Wait a minute.
you've got to trust me. i'm putting my daughter's life in your hands. she's only six. she's just a little girl. please, please, trust me.	It's a little hard to trust you under the circumstances.
i don't know.	You've got to trust me. I'm putting my daughter's life in your hands. She's only six. She's just a little girl. Please, please, trust me.
no! you can't! they're in on it.	I don't see how they could be in on it. They're the best. They're hand- picked.
all right, let's just...let's get security in on this.	No! You can't! They're in on it.
yes, you're right, i don't understand.	Look...my daughter ... she's going to die...unless you can help me.
you don't understand. i'm going to trust you. and you have to trust me.	Yes, you're right, I don't understand.
well, you can trust eleanor samara grant.	You don't understand. I'm going to trust you. And you have to trust me.
my wife always said i had a problem trusting people.	Well, you can trust Eleanor Samara Grant.
is that something precious?	No, that's,..that's fine
no. kisses to you.	No, kisses to...
no...kisses to you.	No. Kisses to you.
all right. kisses to you.	No...kisses to you.
i promise.	All right. Kisses to you.
will you promise me that?	I promise.
all right.	He's doing it for you. No matter what anybody tells you, no matter who they are, he's doing it for you, because he loves you.
no, honey, not to be a hero. but i want you to remember something for me, all right?	All right.
to be a hero?	No, honey, not to be a hero. But I want you to remember something for me, all right?
not just yet, baby. there's...there's something daddy has to do.	To be a hero?
can we go now?	Not just yet, baby. There's...there's something Daddy has to do.
i know you do, honey.	Can we go now?
i'm tired. i want to.go now.	I know you do, honey.
yes, sweetie, it's me.	I'm tired. I want to.go now.
he has to say "over and out". daddy, you have to say "over and out".	Over and out.
i can hear you good. can you hear me?	Yes. Yes, I can hear you.
lynn!	I can hear you good. Can you hear me?
now, see, this is why you should always wear a helmet and knee pads. you never know when you're going to fall down and go boom. right?	Right.
nods.	Let' s do it.
ready?	Nods.
no way.	How did you see us kiss?
so, come on. you never saw us kiss like that?	No way.
on tv.	You never saw your Mom and me kiss like that?
haven't you ever seen anybody kiss like that?	On TV.
nods solemnly. gene reaches the platform and gives out an exaggerated sigh.	We made it.
i'm serious, honey. don't get out of my sight, all right? i want you to stay right by me. will you do that for me?	Nods solemnly. GENE reaches the platform and gives out an exaggerated sigh.
thanks for the shine.	Thanks for the tip.
what are you going to do!?	This is about power and you haven't got any. There's nothing more you can do. I'm sorry. Thanks for trying.
i don't know.	What are you going to do now?
well?	I don't know.
what am i supposed to say to her?	It'll come to you. See if you can stop this thing 'fore it gets started. Save us all considerable embarrassment.
you're going to go see her.	What!?
yeah.	You're going to go see her.
you said there was only one person you knew wasn't in on this thing.	Yeah.
irene is going to help.	Thank you.
hi.	Irene is going to help.
meet irene.	Hi.
keep the change.	Don't think I won't.
yeah, now listen.  i can't mess with these shoes any more or it's gonna look funny. you go down get yourself something to drink. make sure godzilla there, follows you.	What are you going to do?
i'm sorry. you understand i don't mind dying if i could save my daughter. i mean that.	Yeah, now listen.  I can't mess with these shoes any more or it's gonna look funny. You go down get yourself something to drink. Make sure Godzilla there, follows you.
why don't you tell me about the early years some other time?	I'm sorry. You understand I don't mind dying if I could save my daughter. I mean that.
so when she wanted a divorce...i was...i didn't know what i'd done wrong. i didn't see it. i didn't see it....	Why don't you tell me about the early years some other time?
yeah, all right, listen...	So when she wanted a divorce...I was...I didn't know what I'd done wrong. I didn't see it. I didn't see it....
it's about time i did. i was one of those guys, workaholics. i worked my ass off for them - my wife, my daughter.  that's just what i thought i was supposed to do.	Yeah, all right, listen...
it's my kid. i've got to...to somehow...do right by my little girl.	It's about time I did. I was one of those guys, workaholics. I worked my ass off for them - my wife, my daughter.  That's just what I thought I was supposed to do.
then why'd you drag me into it?	It's my kid. I've got to...to somehow...do right by my little girl.
no way, there's nothing you can do to help me.	Then why'd you drag me into it?
oh, jesus ...	No way, there's nothing you can do to help me.
the governor. if i could just talk to her...	Oh, Jesus ...
who?	The Governor. If I could just talk to her...
one of them is in on it. he might even be in charge. her security is in on it. there's only one person i know for sure isn't in on it.	Who?
i knew i should have packed up and gone home as soon as i got that twenty. what am i supposed to do about this situation?	One of them is in on it. He might even be in charge. Her Security is in on it. There's only one person I know for sure isn't in on it.
kill the governor.	I knew I should have packed up and gone home as soon as I got that twenty. What am I supposed to do about this situation?
what are you supposed to do?	Kill the Governor.
there was a woman. she was trying to help me. i watched him murder her.	What are you supposed to do?
in twenty-five minutes in the california ballroom.	There was a woman. She was trying to help me. I watched him murder her.
my daughter. they have her in a van across the street. they say they'll kill her if i don't do something for them.	In twenty-five minutes in the California Ballroom.
that's right.	Then don't let him be seeing you talking to me. I don't want him twisting my arm off.
this gorilla's watching you, is that right?	That's right.
what?	This gorilla's watching you, is that right?
cover your mouth.	What?
i'm not dragging you into anything. i don't expect...	Cover your mouth.
mister, what are you dragging me into?	I'm not dragging you into anything. I don't expect...
please...	Hey, a big tip doesn't give you the right to crap in my ear. You want change?  You got it, brother. What was that you gave me, a twenty?
what? the end of the world? man, don't give me your mad rap. i'm not a bartender. i don't want to hear it. i raise a family doing this bullshit. do me a favor. get your crazy white ass out of my chair.	Please...
please. something is going to happen...	What? The end of the world? Man, don't give me your mad rap. I'm not a bartender. I don't want to hear it. I raise a family doing this bullshit. Do me a favor. Get your crazy white ass out of my chair.
oh, man...	Please. Something is going to happen...
something is going to happen. when it's over you'll know what i was talking about.	Oh, man...
i remember. the big tipper.	Something is going to happen. When it's over you'll know what I was talking about.
you remember me?	I remember. The big tipper.
can i get out to flower street from here?	Sure. Go down past the bar. Take you right out there.
it's a twenty.	Keep it.
keep it.	It's a twenty.
you got anything smaller?	Keep it.
i'll have you out of here in two shakes o'f a lamb's tail.	Is within himself.
i said i have to do something.	I'll have you out of here in two shakes o'f a lamb's tail.
what's that? you have to speak up.  i'm a little deaf in this ear. between that and my wooden leg i'm a mess. compliments of the united states army artillery corps.	I said I have to do something.
i have to do something.	What's that? You have to speak up.  I'm a little deaf in this ear. Between that and my wooden leg I'm a mess. Compliments of the United States Army Artillery Corps.
i'm just an accountant.	Don't denigrate yourself, my friend. Where would the government be without accountants?  They wouldn't know how hard they can squeeze us before we pop, isn't that right?
what do you do, if i may be so bold?	I'm just an accountant.
gimme a dollar.	Fuck you!
goddamnit, you fuckin' bum, come here!	Gimme a dollar.
you worthless piece of shit! gimme that!	Goddamnit, you fuckin' bum, come here!
oh, we'll have to do better than that.	You worthless piece of shit! Gimme that!
hey!	I think this is worth a dollar.
i don't think so.	Hey!
fuckin' a.	I don't think so.
you're going to deny me a lousy dollar after i've sweated like a pig giving you the gift of a clean windsheild?	Fuckin' A.
i don't have to pay you nothin'.	You're going to deny me a lousy dollar after I've sweated like a pig giving you the gift of a clean windsheild?
it's already done. i've already done it. you have to pay me now.	I don't have to pay you nothin'.
for the last time, i don't want it cleaned. now get the hell out of here!	It's already done. I've already done it. You have to pay me now.
don't be like that. think of me as the moses of dirty windshields leading you through the desert of dead bugs.	For the last time, I don't want it cleaned. Now get the hell out of here!
no, i know i don't want it cleaned. get out of here.	Don't be like that. Think of me as the Moses of dirty windshields leading you through the desert of dead bugs.
you just think you don't want your windshield cleaned.	No, I know I don't want it cleaned. Get out of here.
i don't want my windshield cleaned.	You just think you don't want your windshield cleaned.
just giving you the gift of a clean windshield. only cost you a dollar.	I don't want my windshield cleaned.
it looks real. i don't know anything about guns.	Could I see it?
well, is it real? do we know anything about it?	It looks real. I don't know anything about guns.
he got onto the pool deck with a gun. how did he get past her security carrying a	I see. Where is this gun?
what?	He got onto the pool deck with a gun. How did he get past her Security carrying a
he brought a gun onto the pool deck.	What?
a surprise?	You ask too many questions. You want the surprise or not?
i've got something for you.	A surprise?
why?	I've got something for you.
close your eyes.	Why?
i'm not a big girl but i'm not a baby.	Close your eyes.
you're a big girl, huh?	I'm not a big girl but I'm not a baby.
i'm not a baby.	You're a big girl, huh?
where are we going?	Not very far, honey-pie. Not far at all.
oh, yes. i'll show you. i have much more colors at home.	That's good.  That's good, sweetie pie.
you have, huh?	Oh, yes. I'll show you. I have much more colors at home.
i've done much better ones than this.	You have, huh?
that's pretty good.	I've done much better ones than this.
he's going to help the police. your daddy is going to be a hero.	My daddy is going to be a hero? Like Power Rangers?
laughs.	It goes in that little hole.
this is what they call the jack. hi, jack!	Laughs.
yep. and you can listen to it without anybody else listening. let's try it out.	This is what they call the jack. Hi, Jack!
everybody does?	Yep. And you can listen to it without anybody else listening. Let's try it out.
hey, would you look at this crazy car? everybody has their own radio. what do you think of that?	Everybody does?
you stole that.	No, I didn't. I confiscated it. There's a difference.
you' oughta learn to relax. i told you i've got it under control.	It's time. It's time now.
get moving.	You' oughta learn to relax. I told you I've got it under control.
where is he? did you lose him?	Shut up.
somebody mind telling me... ) what the hell happened!?	Help me get her off the rug.
it's under control.	It better be.
it doesn't look like it.	It's under control.
yeah.	It doesn't look like it.
you got this under control?	Yeah.
what gives?	Just put her on.
put her on.	What gives?
yeah.	Put her on.
come back.	Yeah.
yeah.	Do it!
that's enough.	'Daddy has to go now.
you talk to a cop, you even look at a cop too long and your daughter is dead.  do it.	Go ahead, sugar Die.
only you.	You're wasting time.
god can't help her, mr. watson. only you can help her.	Only you.
and what happens if i don't call you?	I kill her anyway.
you don't want to cause a ruckus, with the little girl and all.	Come with me, honey.
foreigners! fuck!	Frogs. They copy our blue jeans and when we need their help in Kuwait, where the fuck are they?
young love.	Foreigners! Fuck!
look at 'em. he'd do anything for her.-	Young love.
where?	Right there.
i'm looking for them.	Where?
keep your eyes peeled.	What about them?
skate-boarders i don't mind, even though they dress like fuckin' idiots, but when i see some pin-head on rollerblades, i get the definite urge to grease the grill of my car with 'em.	Keep your eyes peeled.
that one.	Nah.  Hates his wife.
what do you figure he done with it?	He took the secret with him when I dropped him.
no.	What do you figure he done with it?
he never told about the money.	No.
he carried on some; kicked.	He never told about the money.
he was a cool one, that harper. never broke.	He carried on some; kicked.
no.	He was a cool one, that Harper. Never broke.
any trouble?	No.
if you was to let that money serve the lord's purposes, he might feel kindly turned towards you.	Keep talkin', Preacher.
keep talkin', preacher.	If you was to let that money serve the Lord's purposes, He might feel kindly turned towards you.
salvation is a last-minute business, boy.	Keep talkin', Preacher.
i'll bet.	Salvation is a last-minute business, boy.
the religion the almighty and me worked out betwixt us.	I'll bet.
what religion do you profess, preacher?	The religion the Almighty and me worked out betwixt us.
that sword has served me through many an evil time, ben harper.	What religion do you profess, Preacher?
you, preacher?	That Sword has served me through many an evil time, Ben Harper.
i come not with peace but with a sword.	You, Preacher?
how come you got that stickknife hid in your bed-blankets, preacher?	I come not with Peace but with a Sword.
think of it, ben! with that cursed, bloodied gold!	How come you got that stickknife hid in your bed-blankets, Preacher?
would you have free candy for the kids, preacher?	Think of it, Ben! With that cursed, bloodied gold!
with that ten thousand dollars i could build a tabernacle that'd make the wheeling island tabernacle look like a chicken-house!	Would you have free candy for the kids, Preacher?
that's right, preacher. i robbed that bank because i got tired of seein' children roamin' the woodlands without food, children roamin' the highways in this year of depression; children sleepin' in old abandoned car bodies on junk-heaps; and i promised myself i'd never see the day when my youngins'd want.	With that ten thousand dollars I could build a Tabernacle that'd make the Wheeling Island Tabernacle look like a chicken-house!
you killed two men, ben harper.	That's right, Preacher. I robbed that bank because I got tired of seein' children roamin' the woodlands without food, children roamin' the highways in this year of Depression; children sleepin' in old abandoned car bodies on junk-heaps; and I promised myself I'd never see the day when my youngins'd want.
hm!	You killed two men, Ben Harper.
you was quotin' scripture. you said -- you said, "and a little child shall lead them."	Hm!
what'd i say?  what? what? what? what?	You was quotin' Scripture. You said -- you said, "And a little child shall lead them."
no, ben.	What'd I say?  What? What? What? What?
tryin' to make me talk about it in my sleep!	No, Ben.
ben, i'm a man of god.	Tryin' to make me talk about it in my sleep!
..."and i won't never tell about the money."	And I won't never tell about the money.
i will guard pearl with my life...	..."and I won't never tell about the money."
you got common sense. she ain't. when you grow up that money'll be yours. now swear. "i will guard pearl with my life..."	I will guard Pearl with my life...
not even her?	You got common sense. She ain't. When you grow up that money'll be yours. Now swear. "I will guard Pearl with my life..."
you understand?	Not even her?
yes, dad.	You understand?
listen to me son. you got to swear. swear means promise. first swear you'll take care of little pearl. guard her with your life, boy. then swear you won't never tell where that money's hid. not even your mom.	Yes, Dad.
dad, you're bleeding...	Listen to me son. You got to swear. Swear means promise. First swear you'll take care of little Pearl. Guard her with your life, boy. Then swear you won't never tell where that money's hid. Not even your Mom.
here they come.	Dad, you're bleeding...
out shopping -- you're bleeding, dad --	Listen to me John.
where's your mom?	Out shopping -- you're bleeding, Dad --
don't!	Hide us Uncle Birdie! He's a-comin' with his knife!
uncle birdie!	Don't!
can we eat him, uncle birdie?	If you got an appetite for bones and bitterness.
no.	Tell you why I ask -- your step-pa being' a Preacher an' all...
do you mind me cussin', boy?	No.
shoot, a horse-hair'll hold a lumpin' whale.	Do you mind me cussin', boy?
won't he bust it, uncle birdie?	Shoot, a horse-hair'll hold a lumpin' whale.
there hain't nary hook in the land smart enough to hook mister gar. what a feller needs is mother-wit -- and a horse-hair.	Won't he bust it, Uncle Birdie?
here's your can o' hooks, uncle birdie.	There hain't nary hook in the land smart enough to hook Mister Gar. What a feller needs is mother-wit -- and a horse-hair.
yep; gotta watch out for pearl, uncle birdie.	Well goodnight, boy. Come again -- any time.
leavin', boy?	Yep; gotta watch out for Pearl, Uncle Birdie.
just fine.	Leavin', boy?
how's your sister pearl?	Just fine.
o, she's all right.	How's your sister Pearl?
and the times that are gone by. i'll have her ready inside of a week; and then we'll go fishin'. how's your maw?	O, she's all right.
when'll the skiff be ready?	And the times that are gone by. I'll have her ready inside of a week; and then we'll go fishin'. How's your Maw?
can't hear ye, boy.  ...so the big boats heave a sigh, they blow for uncle birdie...	When'll the skiff be ready?
when'll dad's skiff be ready?	Can't hear ye, boy.  ...So the big boats heave a sigh, They blow for Uncle Birdie...
'twas down at cresap's landing, along the river shore, birdie steptoe was a pilot in the good old days of yore. now he sets in his old wharf-boat...	When'll Dad's skiff be ready?
i been mindin' pearl.	Pshaw now! Ain't it a caution what women'll load onto a feller's back when he ain't lookin'?
ain't seen you in a coon's age, johnny.	I been mindin' Pearl.
ain't nobody stole dad's skiff.	Ain't nobody goin' to neither, long as Uncle Birdie's around.
she don't put in at cresap's landing no more, but she still blows as she passes. come on in and have a cup of coffee.	Ain't nobody stole Dad's skiff.
where's ruby?	She went.
and when little king jesus' ma and pa heard about that plan, what do you reckon they went and done?	They hid in a broom closet!
i'll light the lamp.	It's more fun hearin' stories in the dark.
she went.	John: you go fetch Ruby.  Big Ruby's my problem girl. She can't gather eggs without bustin' 'em; but Ruby's got mother hands with a youngin, so what're you to say?
here's what you owe me.  one, two, three, four, five... where's the other basket? where's ruby?	She went.
throw that money in the river! in the river!	IN THE RIIV-ER!
yes! yes! hallelujah!	Throw that money in the River! In THE RIVER!
the lord said, take that money and throw it in the river!	Yes! Yes! Hallelujah!
yes! yes!	The Lord said, Take that money and throw it in the River!
and the lord told that man --	Yes! Yes!
yes! yes!	But which one of you can say as I can say: I drove a good man to murder because I kept a-houndin' him for clothes and per-fumes and face paint!
you have all sinned!	Yes! Yes!
aaa-menn!	You have all sinned!
got a good buy in soap, miz cooper.	Don't need no soap. I'm boilin' down the fat from my hog.
ain't heard from ralph since last christmas. don't matter -- i've got a new crop.  i'm a strong tree with branches for many birds. i'm good for something in this old world and i know it, too! we know that she will rout the devil.	Got a good buy in soap, Miz Cooper.
how's your own boy, miz cooper?	Ain't heard from Ralph since last Christmas. Don't matter -- I've got a new crop.  I'm a strong tree with branches for many birds. I'm good for something in this old world and I know it, too! We know that she will rout the Devil.
yeah, and ornerier than the rest.	How's your own boy, Miz Cooper?
see ye got two more peeps to your brood.	Yeah, and ornerier than the rest.
string that bluebeard up to a pole!	He's Satan hiding behind the Cross!
he taken the lord's name in vain and he trampled on his holy book!	String that Bluebeard up to a pole!
tricked us!	He taken the Lord's name in vain and he trampled on His Holy Book!
he lied!	Tricked us!
come on!	He lied!
draggin' the name of the lord through the evil mud of his soul!	Come on!
twenty-five wives!	And he killed every last one of 'em!
bluebeard!	Twenty-five wives!
lynch him! lynch him!	Bluebeard!
you and your gypsies! they been gone a week!	Not before one of 'em knifed a farmer and stole his horse. Never caught the gypsies nor the horse.
sure, but you was worried too, mother; takin' off with never a word of goodbye. i even got to figurin' them gypsies busted in and done off with all three of 'em.	You and your gypsies! They been gone a week!
now ain't you relieved, walt?	Sure, but you was worried too, Mother; takin' off with never a word of goodbye. I even got to figurin' them gypsies busted in and done off with all three of 'em.
dear walt and icey: i bet you been worried and gave us up for lost. took the kids down here with me for a visit to my sister elsie's farm. thot a little change of scenery would do us all a world of good after so much trubble and heartache. at least the kids will git a plenty of good home cooking. your devoted harry powell	Now ain't you relieved, Walt?
what can we do, mother?	I thought if you went and talked to him -- another man --
there's a little peach brandy -- maybe a sip?	A man of the Cloth?
all to pieces!	There's a little peach brandy -- maybe a sip?
is he hit pretty bad?	All to pieces!
she took out some time durin' the night, -- in that old model-t --	Is he hit pretty bad?
just went?	She took out some time durin' the night, -- in that old Model-T --
i'll be switched!...	Just went?
mr. powell!  willa has run away!	I'll be switched!...
who?	Mr. Powell!  Willa has run away!
sshhh! he's in there.	Who?
what's wrong, mother?	Sshhh! He's in there.
may the lord have mercy on you, walt spoon!	Mother, I only --
now, mother, a body can't help their feelin's.	May the Lord have mercy on you, Walt Spoon!
walt!	Now, Mother, a body can't help their feelin's.
about mr. powell. all of it!	Walt!
about what!	About Mr. Powell. All of it!
there's somethin' wrong about it, mother.	About what!
say what, walt spoon!	There's somethin' wrong about it, Mother.
i'm figurin' how i can say it so's you won't get mad.	Say what, Walt Spoon!
how do you mean?	I'm figurin' how I can say it so's you won't get mad.
icey, i'm worried about willa.	How do you mean?
plan on a longer visit next time.	You don't hardly get settled till you're frettin' to git home again.
it's a mighty good man would come out of his way to bring a word of cheer to a grieving widow!	So you ain't with the State no more?
that boy's as stubborn and mulish as a sheep!	It's a shame!
oh, icey, i'm a sight!	Get along with you.
you go set down by the river.	Oh, Icey, I'm a sight!
i would love to be satisfied harry powell don't think i've got that money somewhere.	You'll come right out and ask that Man of God!  Mr. Paow-well!  Clear that evil mud out of your soul!
i declare, you'll let that money haunt you to your grave, willa harper!	I would love to be satisfied Harry Powell don't think I've got that money somewhere.
the money, icey.	I declare, you'll let that money haunt you to your grave, Willa Harper!
what?	The money, Icey.
there's something else.	What?
what he needs is a dose o' salts!	There's something else.
the boy worries me. it's silly, but it's like there was something still between him and his dad.	What he needs is a dose o' salts!
pearl dotes on him.	The boy worries me. It's silly, but it's like there was something still between him and his Dad.
john don't like him much.	Pearl dotes on him.
if ever i saw a sign from heaven!	John don't like him much.
it's awful soon after ben's passing.	If ever I saw a Sign from Heaven!
that feller's just achin' to settle down with some nice woman and make a home for himself.	It's awful soon after Ben's passing.
icey, i don't want a husband.	Fiddlesticks!
willa harper there is certain plain facts of life that adds up just like two plus two makes four and one of them is this: no woman is good enough to raise growin' youngsters alone! the lord meant that job for two!	Icey, I don't want a husband.
want me to take 'em up and wash 'em good?	Thank you, no. Thank you, dear Icey. I'll tend to them. Thank you.
just look at you! dust and filth from top to toe!	Want me to take 'em up and wash 'em good?
i know you did, reverend. oh, i know how you tried!	The devil wins sometimes!
i tried to save her.	I know you did, Reverend. Oh, I know how you tried!
she'd found this fruit jar of dandelion wine  that the husband -- harper -- had hid somewheres in the cellar.  she was drinking.	I tried to save her.
what!	She'd found this fruit jar of dandelion wine  that the husband -- Harper -- had hid somewheres in the cellar.  She was drinking.
she tarried around the kitchen after i'd gone up, and when i went downstairs to see what was wrong...	What!
how?	She tarried around the kitchen after I'd gone up, and when I went downstairs to see what was wrong...
ain't no sense in it, neither. i figured somethin' like this was brewin' when she went to bed last night.	How?
amen.	The pitcher has went to the well once too often, my friends.
i burned it.  i tore it up and burned it -- it stank so strong of hellfire.	Amen.
satan.	Ah.
what could have possessed that girl!	Satan.
my dear, dear friends! whatever would i do without you!	Mister Powell!
she lieth in wait as for a prey. and increaseth the transgressors among men.	My dear, dear friends! Whatever would I do without you!
amen! amen!	She lieth in wait as for a prey. And increaseth the transgressors among men.
my, that fudge smells yummy!	It's for the pick-nick. And you won't get a smidgen of my fudge unless you stay for the pick-nick!
i must wend my way down river on the lord's work.	You ain't leavin' in no hurry if we can help it!
are we goin' home, john?	Ssh...
get in the skiff, pearl, goodness, goodness, hurry!	That's Daddy!
john, where are we g --	Hush.
please be quiet -- oh please, pearl!	John, where are we g --
john?	Hush, Pearl. Come on.
we'll steal somethin' to eat.	It'll spoil our supper.
i'm hungry, john.	We'll steal somethin' to eat.
somewheres. i don't know yet.	I'm hungry, John.
where are we goin', john?	Somewheres. I don't know yet.
no, that's just it. no.	Where are we goin', John?
won't daddy powell take care of us?	No, that's just it. No.
if we stay here somethin' awful will happen to us.	Won't Daddy Powell take care of us?
why?	If we stay here somethin' awful will happen to us.
now listen to me, pearl. you and me is runnin' off tonight.	Why?
i want to go upstairs. it's cold and spidery down here. i'm hungry.	Now listen to me, Pearl. You and me is runnin' off tonight.
someone is after us, pearl.	I want to go upstairs. It's cold and spidery down here. I'm hungry.
to see dad?	Yes, I reckon that's it.
she's gone to moundsville.	To see Dad?
where's mom?	She's gone to Moundsville.
it's all here.	Pearl! Oh, Pearl!
john, don't be mad! don't be mad! i was just playing with it! i didn't tell no one!	It's all here.
pearl! you ain't --	John, don't be mad! Don't be mad! I was just playing with it! I didn't tell no one!
you what?	Pearl! You ain't --
you'll get awful mad, john. i done a sin!	You what?
john! don't!	You promised Dad you wouldn't never tell!
you swore, pearl!	John! Don't!
when mr. powell's our daddy then i can tell him about --	You swore, Pearl!
hm?	When Mr. Powell's our Daddy then I can tell him about --
now can i tell?	Hm?
john...	Sshhh...
just a man.  goodnight pearl, sleep tight; and don't let the bedbugs bite.	'Night Miss Jenny; don't let the bedbugs bite.
the blue men?	Just a man.  Goodnight Pearl, sleep tight; and don't let the bedbugs bite.
once upon a time there was a rich king...  ...and he had him a son and a daughter and they all lived in a castle over in africa. well, one day this king got taken away by bad men and before he got took off he told his son to kill anyone that tried to steal their gold, and before long these bad men come back and --	The Blue Men?
tell me a story, john.	Once upon a time there was a rich king...  ...and he had him a son and a daughter and they all lived in a castle over in Africa. Well, one day this King got taken away by bad men and before he got took off he told his son to kill anyone that tried to steal their gold, and before long these bad men come back and --
why?	'Cause you're too little.
you better not sing that song.	Why?
hing, hang, hung.	You better not sing that song.
who's them blue men yonder?	Blue men.
you, pearl. you swear too.	Who's them Blue Men yonder?
stand still, miss jenny!	There! What's so hard about that!
this watch is the nicest watch i ever had.	A feller can't just go around with run-down, busted watches.
i'll see to pearl.	I'll make coffee.
john, when your dad says 'come', you should mind him.	He ain't my Dad.
i mind you said there was two.	Well, shoot! Maybe there was!
kings! why, honey, there was only one.	I mind you said there was two.
about them kings. that the queen found down on the sandbar in the skiff that time.	Kings! Why, honey, there was only one.
story, honey? why, what story?	About them Kings. That the Queen found down on the sandbar in the skiff that time.
up river.	I didn't figger ye rowed that skiff from Parkersburg!
where ye from?	Up river.
dead.	Where ye from?
dead.	Dead.
john, where's your folks?	Dead.
i'm butcherin' my hog myself, smokin' the hams, and cannin' the sausage.  you-all have your work cut out!	She talks to herself.
don't you hurt her!	Hurt her nothin'! Wash her's more like it!  Ruby!
nothin'.	Come to me, boy!
pearl, shut up! pearl, you swore!	You could save him, little bird.
now: where?	Under the stone in the floor.
now where, boy? mind; no tricks. i can't abide liars.	Yonder.
why sure, boy, sure.	Now where, boy? Mind; no tricks. I can't abide liars.
don't you believe me?	Why sure, boy, sure.
you don't reckon i'd leave you.	Don't you believe me?
go ahead of me -- the both of you.	You don't reckon I'd leave you.
what?	Go ahead of me -- the both of you.
all right...  come along.	What?
all right boy: where's the money?	In the cellar. Buried under a stone in the floor.
i thought i told you to keep your mouth shut --	NO, -- it ain't fair to make Pearl tell when she swore she wouldn't. I'll tell.
i'll tell.	I thought I told you to keep your mouth shut --
now! where's it hid, honey?	I'll tell.
i don't know nothin'!	The summer is young yet, little lad.  Pearl?
she thinks that money's in the river, but you and me, we know better, don't we, boy?	I don't know nothin'!
yes. yes.	That wasn't very nice of you, John. Have a heart, boy.
your mother says you tattled on me, boy. she says you told her that i asked you where that money was hid.	Yes. Yes.
pearl's junk. mom gets mad when she plays out here and don't clean up afterward.	Come on, children!
what's that you're playing with, boy?	Pearl's junk. Mom gets mad when she plays out here and don't clean up afterward.
it -- she --	What's that you're playing with, boy?
what's taking you so long about it?	It -- she --
getting pearl to bed. i --	What's taking you so long about it?
what are you doing, boy?	Getting Pearl to bed. I --
are we keeping secrets from each other, little lad?	No. No.
nothin'!	Are we keeping secrets from each other, little lad?
tell me what, boy?	Nothin'!
you think you can make me tell! but i won't! i won't! i won't!	Tell me what, boy?
-- and when we come back, we'll all be friends -- and share our fortunes together, john!	You think you can make me tell! But I won't! I won't! I won't!
you ain't my dad! you won't never be my dad!	-- and when we come back, we'll all be friends -- and share our fortunes together, John!
married! we have decided to go to sistersville tomorrow, and when we come back --	You ain't my Dad! You won't never be my Dad!
huh?	Married! We have decided to go to Sistersville tomorrow, and when we come back --
did you hear what i said, son?	Huh?
why, he told me what fine little lambs you and your sister both was.	Is that all?
but i swore. i promised john i wouldn't tell.	JOHN -- DOESN'T -- MATTER! Can't I get that through your head, you poor, silly, disgusting little wretch!
just tell me now; where's the money hid?	But I swore. I promised John I wouldn't tell.
why, pray tell?	Because John said I mustn't.
no.	Why, pray tell?
about our secrets.	No.
yes. but first of all we'll have a little talk.	About our secrets.
can i have milk too?	Yes. But first of all we'll have a little talk.
naturally.	Can I have milk too?
can i have my supper please?	Naturally.
why, sure. and there's fried chicken and candied sweets and cornsticks and apple cobbler!	Can I have my supper please?
i'm hungry.	Why, sure. And there's fried chicken and candied sweets and cornsticks and apple cobbler!
john's bad.	Where's the money hid? Tell me, you little wretch, or I'll tear your arm off!
where's the money hid.	John's bad.
all right.	Where's the money hid.
o no! your turn!	All right.
tell me another secret about my dad.	O no! Your turn!
yes; john's bad.	Tell me another secret about my Dad.
you see? we can't have anything to do with john.  you and me will go down to the parlor.	Miz Jenny! Miz Jenny!
you're just foolin'! my name's pearl.	Tst-tst! Then I reckon I'll have to try again! Where's the money hid?
what's your name?	You're just foolin'! My name's Pearl.
sure, that's no secret.	What's your name?
that's no secret. i'm five.	Sure, that's no secret.
how old are you?	That's no secret. I'm five.
what secret shall i tell?	How old are you?
now it's your turn.	What secret shall I tell?
yes?	Now it's your turn.
i knowed your daddy.  and do you know what your daddy said to me? he said, "tell my little girl pearl there's to be no secrets between her and you."	Yes?
yes?	I knowed your Daddy.  And do you know what your Daddy said to me? He said, "Tell my little girl Pearl there's to be no secrets between her and you."
i'll tell you a secret.	Yes?
mm-hm.	I'll tell you a secret.
john's a feller who likes to keep secrets.	Mm-hm.
only she won't never let me play with it.	Ahh!
ahhh.  and is there -- a doll?	Only she won't never let me play with it.
pearl and john.	Ahhh.  And is there -- a doll?
what's their names?	Pearl and John.
there's two new ones over at your place, ain't there ruby?	What's their names?
no. no one never did.	There's two new ones over at your place, ain't there Ruby?
why, you're the purtiest girl i've seen in all my wandering. didn't nobody never tell you that, ruby?	No. No one never did.
will you buy me a choclit sody?	O' course.
surely. i'd like to talk to you, my dear.	Will you buy me a choclit sody?
can i have this?	Surely. I'd like to talk to you, my dear.
you're ruby, ain't you, my child?	Can I have this?
she'll not be back. i reckon i'd be safe in promisin' you that.	Maybe she's just run off on a spree.
she'll come draggin' her tail back home.	She'll not be back. I reckon I'd be safe in promisin' you that.
didn't -- didn't she leave no word?	A scrawl. On a piece of notepaper on the bureau.
i reckon it's been ordained this way, brother spoon.	Didn't -- didn't she leave no word?
that's mighty brave of you, reverend.	I reckon it's been ordained this way, Brother Spoon.
what do you figure to do?	Do? Why stay and take care of them little kids. Maybe it was never meant for a woman like Willa to taint their young lives.
how's that?	She turned me out of the bed.
our honeymoon.	How's that?
the first night?	Our honeymoon.
yes; from the first night.	The first night?
didn't you have no inkling?	Yes; from the first night.
is there anythin' -- anythin'...?	It is my shame -- my crown of thorns. And I must wear it bravely.
mister powell?	A strange woman is a narrow pit!
answer me!	Ben never told you he throwed it in the river? Did he?
it's not in the river, is it harry?	Answer me!
you were listening outside the parlor window.	It's not in the river, is it Harry?
i'm through, harry.	You were listening outside the parlor window.
are you through praying?	I'm through, Harry.
it's the business of our marriage to mind those two you have now -- not to beget more.	Yes.
i -- no, i --	It's the business of our marriage to mind those two you have now -- not to beget more.
do you want more children, willa?	I -- no, I --
harry, what --	Get up.
get up, willa.	Harry, what --
i think it's time we got one thing perfectly clear, willa. marriage to me represents a blending of two spirits in the sight of heaven.	Get up, Willa.
no, harry! i thought --	I think it's time we got one thing perfectly clear, Willa. Marriage to me represents a blending of two spirits in the sight of Heaven.
you thought, willa, that the moment you walked in that door i'd start in to pawing you in the abominable way men are supposed to do on their wedding night. ain't that right, now?	No, Harry! I thought --
oh, i'm sorry, harry! i didn't know! i thought maybe --	You thought, Willa, that the moment you walked in that door I'd start in to pawing you in the abominable way men are supposed to do on their wedding night. Ain't that right, now?
i was praying.	Oh, I'm sorry, Harry! I didn't know! I thought maybe --
harry!	I was praying.
john, mr. powell has got something to tell you.	Well, John, the night before your father died, he told me what he did with that money.
john: take that look offen your face and act nice.	He don't mean no impudence; do you, boy?  Do you, boy? Ah, many's the time poor Brother Ben told me about these youngins.
none of your business, madam.	I'm givin' you to the count of three to get out that screen door; then I'm a-comin' across this kitchen shootin'!
what are you after them for?	None of your business, Madam.
them kids!	What are you after them for?
what do you want?	Them kids!
what's wrong, john?	Didn't you hear me, boy?
the lord is merciful! what a day is this! -- and there's little john!	What's wrong, John?
the lord will provide.	The Lord is merciful! What a day is this! -- And there's little John!
how you figgerin' to raise them two without a woman?	The Lord will provide.
gracious, gracious! you are a good woman, miz cooper!	How you figgerin' to raise them two without a woman?
heaven only knows what unholy sights and sounds those innocent little babes has heard in the dens of perdition where she dragged them!	Right funny, hain't it, how they rowed all the way up river in a ten- foot john-boat!
she took them kids with her?	Heaven only knows what unholy sights and sounds those innocent little babes has heard in the dens of perdition where she dragged them!
somewheres down river! parkersburg, mebbe! -- cincinnati! -- one of them sodoms on the ohio river.	She took them kids with her?
where's she at?	Somewheres down river! Parkersburg, mebbe! -- Cincinnati! -- One of them Sodoms on the Ohio River.
she run off with a drummer one night. durin' prayer-meetin'.	Where's she at?
where's your missus?	She run off with a drummer one night. Durin' prayer-meetin'.
my flesh and blood!	Where's your Missus?
them kids is yours?	My flesh and blood!
it was with this left hand that old brother cain struck the blow that laid his brother low --	Them kids is yours?
shall i tell ye the little story of right-hand-left-hand -- the tale of good and evil?	It was with this left hand that old brother Cain struck the blow that laid his brother low --
you're miz cooper, i take it.	It's about that John and that Pearl?
how'do.	You're Miz Cooper, I take it.
mornin', ladies.	How'do.
the man! the man!	Mornin', ladies.
what?	The man! The man!
miz cooper!	What?
pearl and john.	John and Pearl!
what'd you all talk about?	Pearl and John.
he must have wanted somethin', ruby. a man don't waste time on a girl unless he gets something.	What'd you all talk about?
he never asked me for nothin'.	He must have wanted somethin', Ruby. A man don't waste time on a girl unless he gets something.
now who was this?	He never asked me for nothin'.
this gentleman warn't like them! he just give me a sody and the book.	Now who was this?
what you been up to?	I been out with men.
miz cooper. i never went to sewin' lessons all them times.	What you been up to?
the drugstore?	Miz Cooper. I never went to sewin' lessons all them times.
this man down at the drugstore...	The Drugstore?
when did i ever?	This man down at the Drugstore...
you'll whip me!	When did I ever?
ruby, you didn't have no money to buy this.	You'll whip me!
i been bad!	Ruby, you didn't have no money to buy this.
pearl and john!	Not this time! It was just one youngin -- a little boy babe. And do you know who he was, children?
oh my god, oh my god...	Get the kit!
how can you tell?	R.E.M.'s. Rapid eye movements. The eyes follow the dream -- their movement picks up on this --
what happened? that needle sank like a rock.	She's entering deep sleep now. Heart rate's a little high due to anxiety, but otherwise she's nicely relaxed. All normal. She could dream at any time now.  Right now she's like a diver on the bottom of an ocean no one's mapped yet. Waiting to see what shows up.
mysteries. incredible body hookus pokus. truth is we still don't know what they are or where they come from. as for nightmares...  did you know that in the last three years twenty filipino refugees in california died in the middle of nightmares? not from heart attacks, either. they just died.	What happened? That needle sank like a rock.
what the hell are dreams, anyway?	Mysteries. Incredible body hookus pokus. Truth is we still don't know what they are or where they come from. As for nightmares...  Did you know that in the last three years twenty Filipino refugees in California died in the middle of nightmares? Not from heart attacks, either. They just died.
thank god.	What the hell are dreams, anyway?
okay, good. she's asleep.	Thank God.
not to worry. no signs of pathology in nancy's eeg or pulse rate. i'd guess what we've got is a normal young girl who just happens to have gone through two days of hell.	It's just made her think... her dreams are real...
since the murder. she was fine before that.	Not to worry. No signs of pathology in Nancy's EEG or pulse rate. I'd guess what we've got is a normal young girl who just happens to have gone through two days of hell.
how long's this been going on?	Since the murder. She was fine before that.
look, i know it's been frightening, i know your dreams have seemed real. but... it's okay. okay?	Please, Nancy. Trust us.
they're just simple tests, nan. we'll both be right here.	Look, I know it's been frightening, I know your dreams have seemed real. But... it's okay. Okay?
nightmares are expected after psychological trauma. don't worry, they go away.	I sure as hell hope so.
nancy have any severe childhood illnesses? scarlet fever? high temperatures -- concussions?	No, nothing.
meanwhile...?	Meanwhile whatever you do don't fall asleep. Midnight.
you're a jock. you must have a baseball bat or something. come to my window at midnight. and meanwhile...	Meanwhile...?
you crazy? hit him with what?	You're a jock. You must have a baseball bat or something. Come to my window at midnight. And meanwhile...
you heard me. i grab him in the dream -- you see me struggling so you wake me up. we both come out, you cold cock the fucker, and we got him. clever, huh?	You crazy? Hit him with what?
what!?	You heard me. I grab him in the dream -- you see me struggling so you wake me up. We both come out, you cold cock the fucker, and we got him. Clever, huh?
good, then you won't mind cold-cocking this guy when i bring him out.	What!?
i can save you the trouble. you're nutty as a fruitcake. i love you anyway.	Good, then you won't mind cold-cocking this guy when I bring him out.
if i can't, then you all can relax, because it'll just be a simple case of me being nuts.	I can save you the trouble. You're nutty as a fruitcake. I love you anyway.
me?  wait a minute, you can't bring someone out of a dream!	If I can't, then you all can relax, because it'll just be a simple case of me being nuts.
just like i did the hat. have a hold of the sucker when you wake me up.	Me?  Wait a minute, you can't bring someone out of a dream!
how you plan to do that?	Just like I did the hat. Have a hold of the sucker when you wake me up.
my dream.	How you plan to do that?
bring him out of what?	My dream.
don't ask -- just give me some help nailing this guy when i bring him out.	Bring him out of what?
me!? why would anyone want to kill me?!	Don't ask -- just give me some help nailing this guy when I bring him out.
yeah, and if he gets me, i'm pretty sure you're next.	Me!? Why would anyone want to kill me?!
you do?	Yeah, and if he gets me, I'm pretty sure you're next.
the killer.	You do?
who?	The killer.
coming up on the seventh day. it's okay, i checked guiness. the record's eleven, and i'll beat that if i have to.  listen, i... i know who he is.	Who?
i heard your ma went ape at the security store today. you look like the prisoner of zenda or something. how long's it been since you slept?	Coming up on the seventh day. It's okay, I checked Guiness. The record's eleven, and I'll beat that if I have to.  Listen, I... I know who he is.
much better.	I heard your ma went ape at the security store today. You look like the Prisoner of Zenda or something. How long's it been since you slept?
hi.	Oh. Hi, how y'doing?
hello?	Hi.
i found it at this neat survivalist bookstore on ventura.	Well what you reading it for?
'booby traps and improvised antipersonnel devices'!	I found it at this neat survivalist bookstore on Ventura.
great.	'Booby Traps and Improvised Antipersonnel Devices'!
i guess those people don't wake up to tell what happens.	Great.
what happens if they don't do that?	I guess those people don't wake up to tell what happens.
they turn their back on it.  takes away its energy, and it disappears.	What happens if they don't do that?
and what if they meet a monster in their dream? then what?	They turn their back on it.  Takes away its energy, and it disappears.
instead of screaming and getting nuts, you say, okay, i'm gonna make up my mind that i fall into a magic world where i can get something special, like a poem or song.  they get all their art literature from dreams. just wake up and write it down. dream skills.	And what if they meet a monster in their dream? Then what?
yeah.	Instead of screaming and getting nuts, you say, okay, I'm gonna make up my mind that I fall into a magic world where I can get something special, like a poem or song.  They get all their art literature from dreams. Just wake up and write it down. Dream skills.
they got a whole system they call 'dream skills'. so, if you have a nightmare, for instance like falling, right?	Yeah.
no.	They got a whole system they call 'dream skills'. So, if you have a nightmare, for instance like falling, right?
you ever read about the balinese way of dreaming?	No.
used to. not anymore.	You ever read about the Balinese way of dreaming?
and if you can't do that, you sleep.	Used to. Not anymore.
whenever i get nervous i eat.	And if you can't do that, you sleep.
yeah. so?	Just checking -- keep out of sight!
jesus, it's dark in here.	Shhh. Now listen, here's what we're gonna do...
okay?	Okay, okay.  I think.
it's nothing too hard or anything.  i'm just going to... look for someone, and... i want you to be sort of a... guard. okay?	Okay?
uh-oh...	It's nothing too hard or anything.  I'm just going to... LOOK for someone, and... I want you to be sort of a... guard. Okay?
listen, i got a crazy favor to ask.	Uh-oh...
i believe in you, me, and rock and roll. and i'm not too sure about you lately.	Listen, I got a crazy favor to ask.
you believe in anything?	I believe in you, me, and Rock and Roll. And I'm not too sure about you lately.
one two, freddie's coming for you? no. rod killed tina. he's a fruitcake and you know it.	You believe in anything?
you believe in the boogey man?	One two, Freddie's coming for you? No. Rod killed Tina. He's a fruitcake and you know it.
no.	You believe in the Boogey Man?
well at least i have an objective wall to bounce this off.  you believe it's possible to dream about what's going to happen?	No.
slept like a rock.	Well at least I have an objective wall to bounce this off.  You believe it's possible to dream about what's going to happen?
m'god, i look twenty years old.  you have any weird dreams last night?	Slept like a rock.
haven't slept, have you?	Not really.
guess i did.	Haven't slept, have you?
sometimes i wish you didn't live right across the street.	Shut up and let me in. You ever stand on a rose trellis in your bare feet?
you okay?	Yeah. Something slippery all over here...  Tina?
what the hell's going on!?	Oh -- jeez -- Glen! Rod's gone ape!
because he was scary, that's why.	Who was scary?
why's she so bothered by a stupid nightmare, anyway?	Because he was scary, that's why.
glen. not now. i mean, we're here for tina now, not for ourselves.	Why's she so bothered by a stupid nightmare, anyway?
so we'll guard her together. through the night.  in each others' arms like we always said.	Glen. Not now. I mean, we're here for Tina now, not for ourselves.
it's just a stupid cat.	Then bring us back its tail and whiskers.
worked like a charm.	Jesus.
dad! get us outta here!	Oh, Jesus -- Nancy!  Hey! We got a fire!
sure, okay, i'll be there. now you just turn in and get some rest, sweetheart. please. deal?	Deal.
sure, sure, honey. you just do that -- get yourself some sleep -- that's what i've been saying all along.	And you'll be here to catch him, right?
that'll be exactly half past midnight. time for me to fall asleep and find him.	Sure, sure, honey. You just do that -- get yourself some sleep -- that's what I've been saying all along.
sure, but...	That'll be exactly half past midnight. Time for me to fall asleep and find him.
-- i want you to come over here and break the door down exactly twenty minutes from now -- can you do that?	Sure, but...
just tell me who did it and i'll go get him, baby.	Fred Krueger did it, Daddy, and only I can get him. It's my nightmare he comes to.
please. i'm gonna go get the guy who did it and bring him to you. i just need you be right there to arrest him. okay?	Just tell me who did it and I'll go get him, baby.
nan, i --	Please. I'm gonna go get the guy who did it and bring him to you. I just need you be right there to arrest him. Okay?
i've got a proposition for you. listen very carefully, please.	Nan, I --
then you know more than i do -- i haven't even been upstairs.	You know he's dead though, right?
hi daddy. i know what happened.	Then you know more than I do -- I haven't even been upstairs.
hello nancy.	Hi daddy. I know what happened.
dad -- what you doing here?	It so happens I work here, and there's an unsolved murder. I don't like unsolved murders, especially ones my daughter's mixed up in -- what are you doing here at this hour? You're supposed to be getting some sleep.
you don't know he did it.	No, I know, thanks to your own testimony, that he was locked in a room with a girl who went in alive and came out in a rubber bag.
he's dangerous.	You don't know he did it.
just want to talk to him a second.	He's dangerous.
only family allowed, nancy. you know the drill.	Just want to talk to him a second.
dad, i want to see rod lane.	Only family allowed, Nancy. You know the drill.
decide to take a day off after all?	Dad, I want to see Rod Lane.
you used me, daddy!	What the hell you doing going to school today, anyway -- your mother told me you didn't even sleep last night!
what?	She had a nightmare about somebody trying to kill her, last night. That's why we were there; she was afraid to sleep alone.
she dreamed this would happen...	What?
rod's not a lunatic.	You got a sane explanation for what he did?
how you doing, pal?	Okay. Hi, dad.
get outside and watch her house. if you see anything funny call me.	'Anything funny' like what?
tell her i'm not here, tell her...	Uh, she just saw you, sir...
she lived there.	I don't mean her --
terrific. what the hell was she doing there?	She lived there.
looks like her boyfriend did it. rod lane. musician type, arrests for brawling, dope --	Terrific. What the hell was she doing there?
what's the coroner got to say?	Something like a razor was the weapon, but nothing found on the scene.
lieutenant thompson. sorry to wake you, but --	I'd've canned your ass if you hadn't. What you got?
keep your head -- this is a fucking flesh and blood killer we're talking about.	Like Rod Lane?
maybe god's punishing us all...	Keep your head -- this is a fucking flesh and blood killer we're talking about.
cause i thought glen was gonna sneak out to see your lunatic daughter, that's why. so i locked him in his room!  sorry. anyways, the door was still locked when we heard the screams.	Maybe god's punishing us all...
how you know that?	Cause I thought Glen was gonna sneak out to see your lunatic daughter, that's why. So I locked him in his room!  Sorry. Anyways, the door was still locked when we heard the screams.
had to've done it. no one else was in there.	How you know that?
krueger?	Had to've done it. No one else was in there.
krueger.	Krueger?
who? who did that?	Krueger.
feeling better?	They say you've bottomed out when you can't remember the night before.  No more drinking, Baby, suddenly I just don't feel like it any more.
just sleep now, mom.	Just wanted to protect you, Nan. Just wanted to protect you...
guess i should'n'a done it.	Just sleep now, Mom.
give me the key, mother.	I don't even have it on me, so forget it.
all these years you've kept those things buried down here? in our own house?	Proof he's declawed. As for him, we buried him good and deep.
bunch of us parents tracked him down after they let him go. found him in an old boiler room, just like before. saw him lying there in that caked red and yellow sweater he always wore, drunk an' asleep with his weird knives by his side...	Go on...
oh lawyers got fat and the judge got famous, but someone forgot to sign the search warrant in the right place, and fred krueger was free, just like that.	So he's alive?
your father the cop. that's a good one.  forget fred krueger. you don't want to know, believe me.	I do want to know. He's not dead and gone -- he's after me and if I sleep he'll get me! I've got to know!
i want to know how, where -- if you don't tell me, i'm going to call daddy.	Your father the cop. That's a good one.  Forget Fred Krueger. You don't want to know, believe me.
dead and gone.	I want to know how, where -- if you don't tell me, I'm going to call daddy.
mom, i want to know what you know about fred krueger.	Dead and gone.
s'curity.	Mom, I want to know what you know about Fred Krueger.
what's with the bars?	S'curity.
screw sleep!	Nancy!
it's real, mamma. feel it.	Put that damned thing down!
but that's just not reality, nancy!	It's real, Mamma. Feel it.
what i learned at the dream clinic, that's what i'm trying to prove. rod didn't kill tina, and he didn't hang himself. it's this guy -- he's after us in our dreams.	But that's just not reality, Nancy!
i threw that filthy thing away -- i don't know what you're trying to prove with it, but --	What I learned at the dream clinic, that's what I'm trying to prove. Rod didn't kill Tina, and he didn't hang himself. It's this guy -- he's after us in our dreams.
did you ask daddy to have the hat examined?	I threw that filthy thing away -- I don't know what you're trying to prove with it, but --
i don't think you're going crazy -- and stop drinking that damn coffee!	Did you ask Daddy to have the hat examined?
go even crazier?	I don't think you're going crazy -- and stop drinking that damn coffee!
okay... you need anything, just call.	Okay.
yeah. just had a little dream. i'm falling right back to sleep.	Okay... You need anything, just call.
you okay?	Yeah. Just had a little dream. I'm falling right back to sleep.
i must be going nuts...	Nancy?
take this, it'll help you sleep.	Right.
yes, mother. g'night.	Take this, it'll help you sleep.
and no school tomorrow, either. you take a little vacation, relax and rest for a change.	Yes, Mother. G'night.
no, mother. yes, mother. no, mother.	And no school tomorrow, either. You take a little vacation, relax and rest for a change.
no television, forget the homework, no phone calls.	No, Mother. Yes, Mother. No, Mother.
to bed with you, c'mon.	No television, forget the homework, no phone calls.
great	To bed with you, c'mon.
you okay?	Great
it happens all the time.  i've got some warm milk all ready for you. why don't you jump into bed?  i'm gonna turn on your electric blanket, too. c'mon, now.	Warm milk. Gross.
mother, for petesakes.	It happens all the time.  I've got some warm milk all ready for you. Why don't you jump into bed?  I'm gonna turn on your electric blanket, too. C'mon, now.
you're not falling asleep, are you? you could drown, you know.	Mother, for petesakes.
what?	You're not falling asleep, are you? You could drown, you know.
get into bed.	I will.
i won't.	Get into bed.
nancy, don't fall asleep in there.	I won't.
right home after.	Right home after. See you.
i'll sleep in study hall, promise. i'd rather keep busy, you know?	Right home after.
did you sleep?	I'll sleep in study hall, promise. I'd rather keep busy, you know?
school.	I could hear you tossing and turning all night, kiddo. You've no business going to school.
where you think you're going?	School.
it wasn't that serious...	Maybe you don't think murder's serious --
apparently he was crazy jealous. nancy said they'd had a fight, rod and tina.	It wasn't that serious...
do you think i did it?	No.
what you mean 'all at once'?	I mean, it was as if there were four razors cutting her at the same time. But invisible razors. She just... opened up...
well then how can you say somebody else was there?	Because somebody cut her. While I watched.
no.	Well then how can you say somebody else was there?
how could somebody get under the covers with you guys without you knowing it?	How the fuck do I know?  I don't expect you to believe me.
i told you.  it was dark, but i'm sure there was someone else in there, under the covers with her.	How could somebody get under the covers with you guys without you knowing it?
and then what happened?	I told you.  It was dark, but I'm sure there was someone else IN there, under the covers with her.
someone else was there.	The door was locked from your side.
you were screaming like crazy.	Someone else was there.
i never touched her.	You were screaming like crazy.
nobody's gonna kill you.	I never touched her.
the cops were all over my house.  they'll kill me for sure.	Nobody's gonna kill you.
he doesn't know you.  couldn't you change?	The cops were all over my house.  They'll kill me for sure.
your old man thinks i did it, don't he?	He doesn't know you.  Couldn't you change?
we got her mother's bed. you two got the rest.	We should get her out of here...
what you dream?	I dreamed about this guy in a dirty red and yellow sweater; I dream in color, y'know; he walked into the room I was in, right, right through the wall, like it was smoke or something, and just stared at me. Sort of... obscenely. Then he walked out through the wall on the other side. Like he'd just come to check me out...
maybe we should call rod, have him come over too. he might get jealous.	Rod and I are done. He's too much of a maniac.
really. turn 'er up a little.	Maybe we should call Rod, have him come over too. He might get jealous.
nice to have a fire.	Really. Turn 'er up a little.
i can't believe his mother let him come over here.	Right. Well, she didn't, exactly...
anyway, i'm too tired to worry about the creep. couldn't get back to sleep at all.  so what you dream?	Forget it, the point is, everybody has nightmares once in a while. No biggy.
yeah, nuts.	Anyway, I'm too tired to worry about the creep. Couldn't get back to sleep at all.  So what you dream?
he's nuts about you.	Yeah, nuts.
rod says the sweetest things.	He's nuts about you.
when did you have a nightmare?	Guys can have nightmares too, y'know. You ain't got a corner on the fucking market or something.
good. no more nightmares for either of us then.	When did you have a nightmare?
no more fights.	Good. No more nightmares for either of us then.
no more fights?	No more fights.
jungle man fix jane.	No more fights?
you feel better now, right?	Jungle man fix Jane.
came to make up, no big deal. your ma home?	Of course. What's that?
what the hell you doing here?	Came to make up, no big deal. Your ma home?
from leon.	From Leon!... How is he?... Come, tell us... open it... tell us... how is he?
what is it, ninotchka?	It's from Paris.
bring me forty-five back.	Naturally, Comrade.
thank you, comrade, thank you.	Bring me forty-five back.
well, here are fifty francs.	Thank you, Comrade, thank you.
have you any money?	Well, here are fifty francs.
thank you, comrade.	Have you any money?
just for the honeymoon.	You can have it for good. It is my wedding present.
you want this?	Just for the honeymoon.
you know i told you that pavlov and i are going to get married when he comes back from the maneuvers. would it be asking too much...	You want this?
what is it, anna?	You know I told you that Pavlov and I are going to get married when he comes back from the maneuvers. Would it be asking too much...
ninotchka, i wouldn't bring this up if we weren't such good friends.	What is it, Anna?
you feel it, though.	Ninotchka, I wouldn't bring this up if we weren't such good friends.
they must have wonderful materials to make a thing like this so soft... something you don't even see.	You feel it, though.
well, sometimes they're not completely covered but... they don't freeze.	They must have wonderful materials to make a thing like this so soft... something you don't even see.
and there?	Well, sometimes they're not completely covered but... they don't freeze.
no, my dear, it is true. that's how they live in the other world. here we dress to have our bodies covered... to keep warm....	And there?
now, ninotchka, you're exaggerating.	No, my dear, it is true. That's how they live in the other world. Here we dress to have our bodies covered... to keep warm....
yes.	Now, Ninotchka, you're exaggerating.
you mean to tell me you wear a different dress for different times of the day?	Yes.
when you get up you put on a negligee, and then you change to a morning frock.	You mean to tell me you wear a different dress for different times of the day?
what do you wear in the morning?	When you get up you put on a negligee, and then you change to a morning frock.
a dress you wear in the evening.	What do you wear in the morning?
evening gown?	A dress you wear in the evening.
an evening gown.	Evening gown?
as beautiful as that? what else? come, tell me.	An evening gown.
it was very silly.... i would be ashamed to wear it here.	As beautiful as that? What else? Come, tell me.
what was it like?	It was very silly.... I would be ashamed to wear it here.
well, a hat...	What was it like?
tell me... what else did you have?	Well, a hat...
no, i left everything in paris. i just happened to be wearing this.	Tell me... what else did you have?
ninotchka, you know i am your friend, you can trust me.... did you bring back anything else?	No, I left everything in Paris. I just happened to be wearing this.
thank you, anna. i'll dry it up here when i wash it next. i should hate to see our country endangered by my underwear.	Ninotchka, you know I am your friend, you can trust me.... Did you bring back anything else?
you know how it is today... all you have to do is wear a pair of silk stockings and they suspect you of counter-revolution.	Thank you, Anna. I'll dry it up here when I wash it next. I should hate to see our country endangered by my underwear.
i see.	You know how it is today... all you have to do is wear a pair of silk stockings and they suspect you of counter-revolution.
when i passed through the laundry yard today i saw all the women huddled around this so i brought it up here. things like this create a bad feeling. first they didn't know whose it was. then they saw the paris label and did it start a commotion! some said it's what we all ought to wear and others said it's like hanging foreign ideas on our clothesline. it undermines our whole cause.	I see.
you should. i'll show you.	When I passed through the laundry yard today I saw all the women huddled around this so I brought it up here. Things like this create a bad feeling. First they didn't know whose it was. Then they saw the Paris label and did it start a commotion! Some said it's what we all ought to wear and others said it's like hanging foreign ideas on our clothesline. It undermines our whole cause.
i have nothing to hide.	You should. I'll show you.
that's just it. it makes people feel queer. i dont' want you to get in any trouble.	I have nothing to hide.
i haven't talked to anyone about paris. i haven't said a word.	That's just it. It makes people feel queer. I dont' want you to get in any trouble.
ever since you have been back from paris...	I haven't talked to anyone about Paris. I haven't said a word.
about what?	Ever since you have been back from Paris...
and you too, ninotchka.	About what?
you should be more careful, anna.	And you too, Ninotchka.
i'll tell you later.  that gurganov, you never know whether he's on his way to the washroom or the secret police.	You should be more careful, Anna.
it just goes to prove the theory of our state. if you stand alone it means a boiled egg but if you're true to the collective spirit and stick together you've got an omelet.  that reminds me... have you heard the latest they're telling about the kremlin?	I'll tell you later.  That Gurganov, you never know whether he's on his way to the washroom or the Secret Police.
well, i've saved up two eggs and each of my friends is bringing his own so we'll manage.	It just goes to prove the theory of our State. If you stand alone it means a boiled egg but if you're true to the collective spirit and stick together you've got an omelet.  That reminds me... have you heard the latest they're telling about the Kremlin?
an omelet! aren't you living a little above your ration?	Well, I've saved up two eggs and each of my friends is bringing his own so we'll manage.
an omelet.	An omelet! Aren't you living a little above your ration?
what are you serving?	An omelet.
a few friends... just a little dinner party.	What are you serving?
i know... my heart is sad... but my feet are happy. when all the tanks and guns were roaring over the red square i sat here all by myself and played a beethoven sonata. not bad at all.  are you expecting someone?	A few friends... just a little dinner party.
too bad... you missed an inspiring day, anna.	I know... my heart is sad... but my feet are happy. When all the tanks and guns were roaring over the Red Square I sat here all by myself and played a Beethoven sonata. Not bad at all.  Are you expecting someone?
they didn't let me. i am in disgrace. last week at the performance of carmen i played a sour note. the conductor got so excited he yelled, "there's sabotage in the string section!"	Too bad... you missed an inspiring day, Anna.
aren't you late?	No, the opera starts an hour later tonight on account of the parade.
good evening, ninotchka.	Aren't you late?
good evening, anna.	Good evening, Ninotchka.
...it may step out of a bazaar... it may wait for you in a corridor... it may hide in the shadow of a minaret....	Right now it's on the balcony.
we are not comrades any more... we are friends, ninotchka.	Imagine, we don't have to whisper any longer.
and the surprise is there's nothing in it.	I know, but if we can't put in all these wonderful things at least let's put in some imagination.  In that one omelet we'll taste the whole of Paris!
let's fill it with confitures, des prunes...	...des raisins de Madre, des framboises...
if you asked him why he left france i bet he couldn't name one good reason.	I should be a swallow! Right now I would be sitting in front of the Caf de Paris picking up flakes of French pastry that would melt in my bill.
it is, ninotchka! it is! he must have been in paris! you can see it in his whole attitude! he just picked up a crumb of our black bread, shook his head, and dropped it.	If you asked him why he left France I bet he couldn't name one good reason.
can you blame them?... at least the may day parade is over.	That's another thing... it's spring.
a little more tact... look how nicely she's fixed the table -- all for us.	How nicely you've fixed the table, Ninotchka.
if you hadn't given commissar razinin such a wonderful report about us, who knows what would have happened?	I can tell you exactly.
imagine, for once in our lives we were in paris and we never went to the eiffel tower.	That's right.
or it might be the firing squad!	Or we can't go back to Russia!
you must help us, leon... if you don't win her over we're on our way to siberia!	Or it might be the firing squad!
imagine! the niece of the czar opening the door for us.	Once in Petersburg I was driving down the Nevsky Prospect in my cart and Her Highness in her troika swept down from the opposite direction, and when I couldn't make way quick enough she spat in my face.
that's her.	Imagine! The niece of the Czar opening the door for us.
no, that's not him...	Positively not!
are we free, buljanoff?	Possibly.
and how is lord lavenham?	...and little Lady Beatrice?
you wouldn't like razinin.	He's a bad man. Sends people to Siberia!
comrades! comrades! don't let's give in so quickly. after all we have to uphold the prestige of russia.	All right, let's uphold it for another ten minutes.
are you the buljanoff who fought on the barricades? and now you are afraid to take a room with a bath?	I don't want to go to Siberia.
we can say whatever we want. we can shout... we can complain... look...  the service in this hotel is terrible!  see? nobody comes... nobody pays any attention. that's freedom.	No, that's bad management.
and if it is too late for you your children will eat it.	Let's forget the future... let's stop being sentimental... let's start that omelet.
she's right...  anyhow let's talk ourselves into it.	Just see how happy the people look... from here....
what a lovely room you have here.	How many families live here with you?
let's be happy that we're all alive.	And that's something we owe to Ninotchka.
you know what they say -- there's nothing like home.	That's right... and we might as well face it.
yes! we could stay with leon!	Leon, how would you like to have three lifelong friends?
and they might believe her in moscow.	What do you mean they might -- they will!
and leonitchka! what she said about us...!	And they might believe her in Moscow.
we had to take it on account of the safe.	For ourselves... we are much happier now since we moved to a little room next to the servants' quarters.
that must be the one!	Yes, he looks like a comrade!
what is it?	A telegram from Moscow! It must have been here all day!
misha! misha!	What is it?
we don't like razinin.	We like you, Leon -- don't we like Leon?
he's cutting our throat...	But what can we do?... We have to accept.
capitalistic methods...	They accumulate millions by taking loss after loss.
now comrades, i warn you... if it gets out in moscow that we stay in the royal suite we will get into terrible trouble.	We'll just say we had to take it on account of the safe. That's a perfect excuse. There was no other safe big enough.
just a minute -- just a minute -- i have nothing against the idea but i still say let's go back to the hotel terminus. moscow made our reservations there, we are on an official mission, and we have no right to change the orders of our superior.	Where is your courage, Comrade Buljanoff?
well, gentlemen, i'm afraid our rates are rather high.	Why should you be afraid?
may i ask how much your rooms are?	Well, gentlemen, I'm afraid our rates are rather high.
monsieur.	May I ask how much your rooms are?
i am comrade buljanoff.	Monsieur.
is there anything i can do for you, monsieur?	No, no.
we are not only serving good food, we are serving our country... we are making friends.	Who gave you this idea? What is responsible for all this?
guest?	We have opened a restaurant...
i don't know how i can get you out of it this time. how will it end? what will happen to you?	Shall we tell her?
all you have to do is say "open sesame."	I don't know how I can get you out of it this time. How will it end? What will happen to you?
with our cream situation what it is, it is russia which should apologize to the cats.	Friends... friends, Buljanoff, Iranoff...
and there is a russian saying: "the cat who has cream on his whiskers had better find good excuses."	With our cream situation what it is, it is Russia which should apologize to the cats.
don't ask for it, ninotchka. there is a turkish proverb which says, "if something smells bad, why put your nose in it?"	And there is a Russian saying: "The cat who has cream on his whiskers had better find good excuses."
is it possible to bring you back to reality for a moment? i must have a complete report of your negotiations and a detailed expense account.	Don't ask for it, Ninotchka. There is a Turkish proverb which says, "If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?"
good old razinin! is he still alive? how does he manage?	But, Comrades...
don't forget, the day will come when you will have to face razinin.	Good old Razinin! Is he still alive? How does he manage?
it is high time you got out of russia.	I must be stern with you.
comrades... i'm out of the omelet.	Don't worry... there will be enough.
let's not close our eyes. there are many good things to see here too.	I think I need my glasses.
now let's forget everything except that we're together.	That's right.
there's something else which i know will appeal to you. a visit to the paris sewers. they tell me it is extremely instructive.	Huh?... Why don't you get a haircut, Buljanoff? You all look so wintry, Comrades. And why do we always keep the windows closed?  Isn't it amazing, at home there's still snow and ice and here... Look at the birds. I always felt a little hurt that our swallows deserted us in the winter for capitalistic countries. Now I know why. We have the high ideal but they have the climate... well, Comrades, I don't think I need you any more.
you might get me an accurate map of paris. i want to use my spare time to inspect the public utilities and make a study of all outstanding technical achievements in the city.	Yes, Comrade.
is there anything i can do, comrade?	You might get me an accurate map of Paris. I want to use my spare time to inspect the public utilities and make a study of all outstanding technical achievements in the city.
do you spell buljanoff with one or two f's?	With two f's, if you please.
yes, comrade?	Do you spell Buljanoff with one or two f's?
comrade buljanoff...	Yes, Comrade?
you didn't get legal advice?	We didn't want to get mixed up with lawyers. They are very expensive here. If you just say hello to a lawyer... well, there goes another cow.
which lawyer?	You didn't get legal advice?
this is the apartment we have reserved for you, comrade yakushova. i hope you like it.	Which part of the room is mine?
how are things in moscow?	Very good. The last mass trials were a great success. There are going to be fewer but better Russians.
boys, boys... don't forget russia is your mother country. three sons walking out all at once... that's too much for any mother.	Well, if your mother turns against you, you have to look for someone to adopt you.
didn't we put up a strong resistance?	Oh, yes, yes.
about this telegram to moscow. why should you bother? i'll write it for you.	Leon... Leonitchka...  Why are you so good to us?
not that we are giving in one inch, but tell us... what is in your mind?	Well, gentlemen, how about my proposition?
the former duchess!	In any case, gentlemen, a charming, beautiful, exquisite woman. I warn you, if this case comes to trial it will be before a French court, and when the Duchess takes the stand...
the duchess...	The former Duchess!
you think because you represent the former duchess...	The Duchess...
blue? let's offset his mood. find a striped one, and brighten it with a great blaze of tie.	Very well, Your Highness.
a blue shirt, perhaps?	Blue? Let's offset his mood. Find a striped one, and brighten it with a great blaze of tie.
nonsense. how can you fight the reds and make yourself agreeable to the whites if you don't keep up your strength.	Shall I draw your bath, sir?
count d'algout is still asleep.	That's all right.
good morning, gaston.	Count d'Algout is still asleep.
good morning, your highness.	Good morning, Gaston.
oh, you're a reactionary! don't you look forward to the day when you can come in here and stand square on your two feet and say, "hey, you, d'algout! from now on it's going to be share and share alike"?	Emphatically not, sir. The prospect terrifies me. Now, don't misunderstand me, sir, I don't resent your not paying me for the past two months, but the thought that I should split my bank account with you... that you should take half of my life's savings... that is really too much for me.
no, sir.	Oh, you're a reactionary! Don't you look forward to the day when you can come in here and stand square on your two feet and say, "Hey, you, d'Algout! from now on it's going to be share and share alike"?
isn't there any revolt in you? sometimes when i order you around don't you feel like kicking me in the pants?	No, sir.
no, sir.	Isn't there any revolt in you? Sometimes when I order you around don't you feel like kicking me in the pants?
i can't follow you, gaston, isn't it about time that you realized the unfairness of your position? you being my servant? wouldn't you like to stand on an equal footing with me?	No, sir.
may i add, sir, that it was with great amazement that i found a copy of karl marx's capital on your night table. that is a socialistic volume which i refuse to so much as dust, sir. i view with alarm, sir, the influence over you of this bolshevik lady.	I can't follow you, Gaston, isn't it about time that you realized the unfairness of your position? You being my servant? Wouldn't you like to stand on an equal footing with me?
ah, there's something poetic about the simple processes of labor. counterpane, blanket, blanket, sheet, sheet... it should be set to music!	May I add, sir, that it was with great amazement that I found a copy of Karl Marx's Capital on your night table. That is a socialistic volume which I refuse to so much as dust, sir. I view with alarm, sir, the influence over you of this Bolshevik lady.
well, sir, if you should do it again, which i hope you won't, please remember the order. counterpane, blanket, blanket, sheet, sheet.	Ah, there's something poetic about the simple processes of labor. Counterpane, blanket, blanket, sheet, sheet... it should be set to music!
and gaston, i was happier all day long. i felt i'd contributed something.	Well, sir, if you should do it again, which I hope you won't, please remember the order. Counterpane, blanket, blanket, sheet, sheet.
decidedly. yesterday i was greatly amazed when i came from the market and found that you had made your bed, sir.	And Gaston, I was happier all day long. I felt I'd contributed something.
have you?	Decidedly. Yesterday I was greatly amazed when I came from the market and found that you had made your bed, sir.
if you will forgive me, ever since you met that bolshevik lady i've noticed a distinct change in you, sir.	Have you?
i am, gaston.	If you will forgive me, ever since you met that Bolshevik lady I've noticed a distinct change in you, sir.
you seem to be a bit nervous, sir.	I am, Gaston.
i guess it is eight forty-two.	You seem to be a bit nervous, sir.
eight forty-two, sir.	I guess it is eight forty-two.
what time have you, gaston?	Eight forty-two, sir.
your breakfast, monsieur.	I don't feel like any breakfast.
count d'algout, there have been several telephone...	Go to bed.
good evening, gaston.	Good evening, Monsieur.
general, would you mind making my excuses at our table? i'll be back in a few moments.	Certainly.
you're looking magnificent, leon...  ...isn't he, general savitzky?	Yes.
they hope the settlement will bring you a fortune.	General, please... if you hear any rumors that I am a charitable person, will you please kill them at their source?
are they indeed? thank you.	They hope the settlement will bring you a fortune.
i want you to know all the white russian exiles in paris are keeping their fingers crossed about the jewels. they are very interested in the case. swana suspects her countrymen.	Are they indeed? Thank you.
yes, general savitzky?	I want you to know all the White Russian exiles in Paris are keeping their fingers crossed about the jewels. They are very interested in the case. Swana suspects her countrymen.
your highness...	Yes, General Savitzky?
is this satisfactory?	Thank you, Louis.
only one in the rear, i'm afraid.	That's perfect!
count d'algout...	It is only a small table but it will be no trouble to put in some extra chairs.
certainly, your highness, this way please... count d'algout made the reservation this afternoon.	Count d'Algout...
good evening, louis. you seem to be very crowded tonight. can you manage a table near the floor?	Certainly, Your Highness, this way please... Count d'Algout made the reservation this afternoon.
good evening, your highness.	Good evening, Louis. You seem to be very crowded tonight. Can you manage a table near the floor?
there's something in constantinople... something irresistible....	...it is in the air... it may come around the corner as you walk down the street....
don't call it desertion. our little restaurant... that is our russia... the russia of borscht, the russia of beef stroganoff, blinis with sour cream...	...the Russia of piroshki... people will eat and love it.
ninotchka, we are in the magic east, the country of aladdin and his lamp...	...Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves... into one single hour you can crowd a thousand and one nights.
that was our idea when we first came. all we thought we would get out of this trip was a turkish bath, but... we learned better.	Ninotchka, we are in the magic East, the country of Aladdin and His Lamp...
well, i think it's getting late. good night, ninotchka.	Thank you for a wonderful dinner.
...des petites fraises des bois... de la crme de bretagne...	...so it blows up that big... what they call an Omelette Surprise!
it's a real paris reunion.	If you close your eyes and listen to our voices we might be in Paris.
let's do that.	It's a real Paris reunion.
they tell me it has a wonderful restaurant on the second floor.	While you eat, you look at the view.
we don't blame you, leon, but when we came from russia we believed in simplicity...	We avoided luxury and extravagance and today... well, if you were to offer us a glass of champagne, we wouldn't say no.
this is a fine thing. maybe we've missed him already.	How can you find somebody without knowing what he looks like?
halt negotiations immediately. envoy extraordinary arrives thursday six ten with full power. your authority cancelled herewith. razinin.	It is Thursday!
leon, my little boy.	Oh, Leon, you are so good.
yes, leon...	What is it, my boy?
that won't help you! you can't intimidate us!	Soviet Russia will put all its might behind this case.
we can call our ambassador.	I give you my word! They were confiscated legally!
you know, monsieur mercier, this is all non-sense.	These may have been the jewels of the Duchess Swana, but, like all private property, they were confiscated by the State.
we can wait.	Do we give the impression of people who are pressed for money?
if lenin were alive he would say, "buljanoff, comrade, for once in your life you're in paris. don't be a fool. go in there and ring three times."	He wouldn't say that. What he would say is "Buljanoff, you can't afford to live in a cheap hotel. Doesn't the prestige of the Bolsheviks mean anything to you? Do you want to live in a hotel where you press for the hot water and cold water comes and when you press for the cold water nothing comes out at all? Phooey, Buljanoff!"
i don't want to go to the hotel terminus.	If Lenin were alive he would say, "Buljanoff, Comrade, for once in your life you're in Paris. Don't be a fool. Go in there and ring three times."
they tell me when you ring once the valet comes in; when you ring twice you get the waiter; and do you know what happens when you ring three times? a maid comes in -- a french maid.	Comrades, if we ring nine times... let's go in.
comrades, why should we lie to each other? it's wonderful.	Let's be honest. Have we anything like it in Russia?
you found your way to us and we weren't easy to reach, were we?	No, no.
what did she say about me?	I think she covered you with the parasites.
she says she won't be intimidated by parasites. she called the duchess a blood-sucking aristocrat and a blackmailer.	What did she say about me?
and if we have to go to siberia...	I'll send you a muff.
razinin.	Razinin, Board of Trade, Moscow.
what's the name of that commissar on the board of trade?	Razinin.
what proposition?	I just said let's have a little lunch.  Room service.
i suppose you expect us to hand over the jewels?	Oh, no, no. I am not a highwayman, I'm just a nuisance. All I'm trying to do is make things as difficult as possible.
but how will she look? the fashions this spring are very becoming to her. gentlemen, the judge will be french, the jury will be french, everybody in that courtroom will be french. have you ever seen a french court when a beautiful woman sits on the witness stand and lifts her skirt a little? you sit down and pull up your pants and where will it get you?	I suppose you expect us to hand over the jewels?
all right, go ahead, get her on the witness stand! what can she say?	But how will she look? The fashions this spring are very becoming to her. Gentlemen, the judge will be French, the jury will be French, everybody in that courtroom will be French. Have you ever seen a French court when a beautiful woman sits on the witness stand and lifts her skirt a little? You sit down and pull up your pants and where will it get you?
get out of here!	Don't look so gloomy, gentlemen. All is not lost. You may have a chance.
well, gentlemen... how about a little lunch?	Get out of here!
i just want a word with monsieur mercier.	But you can't...
if you want to see us you must come later.	I just want a word with Monsieur Mercier.
my name is count d'algout. i telephoned.	If you want to see us you must come later.
we don't want to be disturbed.	My name is Count d'Algout. I telephoned.
...we have a wonderful electric sign: "dine with buljanof, iranoff, and kopalski."	You mean you are deserting Russia?
you've done it again and i am responsible. how can you forget yourselves this way? you were sent here to make money, not to spend it.	Buljanoff, she still has those old- fashioned Bolshevik ideas.
now, please, ninotchka, don't start figuring it out in cows.	You've done it again and I am responsible. How can you forget yourselves this way? You were sent here to make money, not to spend it.
but buljanoff, iranoff, kopalski...	Now, please, Ninotchka, don't start figuring it out in cows.
bad news?	Look for yourselves.
only myself and two other girls. one is a cello player in the opera and the other a street-car conductor.	Just three people in a room this size? Whew!
come, now, you must not talk that way.... you have to adjust yourselves.... we must be brave.	Brave... that's right.
well, it means another two weeks in paris.	Too bad we have to waste all that time.
a cow?	Two thousand francs. If I stay here a week I will cost the Russian people seven cows.  Who am I to cost the Russian people seven cows?
do you know how much a cow costs, comrade iranoff?	A cow?
a day.	Do you know how much a cow costs, Comrade Iranoff?
a week?	A day.
two thousand francs.	A week?
how much does this cost?	Two thousand francs.
comrade.	What a charming idea for Moscow to surprise us with a lady comrade.
comrade kopalski...	Comrade.
comrade.	Comrade Kopalski...
comrade buljanoff...	Comrade.
i am nina ivanovna yakushova, envoy extraordinary, acting under direct orders of comrade commissar razinin. present me to your colleagues.	Comrade Buljanoff...
i am michael simonovitch iranoff.	I am Nina Ivanovna Yakushova, Envoy Extraordinary, acting under direct orders of Comrade Commissar Razinin. Present me to your colleagues.
i am looking for michael simonovitch iranoff.	I am Michael Simonovitch Iranoff.
yes, monsieur.	Right away... instantly!
a special envoy is coming from moscow. he'll occupy the royal suite. move our things to the smallest room you've got.	Yes, monsieur.
that's even better.	But, gentlemen, I am afraid...
i'm afraid we have no boxes of that size in our vault, but there is one suite with a private safe...	That's even better.
oh, yes, but have you a safe here big enough to hold this?	I'm afraid we have no boxes of that size in our vault, but there is one suite with a private safe...
i might be able to accommodate you. is there some more luggage?	Oh, yes, but have you a safe here big enough to hold this?
this is comrade kopalski.	Monsieur.
yes, monsieur?	Just looking around.
all right, then make an appointment with her so i can see her!	We can't... but you are so ingenious, Leon...
she doesn't leave her room! she has been locked in for the last two days with lawyers and law books!	All right, then make an appointment with her so I can see her!
well, boys, i'd like to help you but what can i do? yesterday i waited six hours in the lobby!	She doesn't leave her room! She has been locked in for the last two days with lawyers and law books!
what's new?	Leon, Leonitchka, she is not going to negotiate! She is going to fight that injunction. She's going to make a precedent of it!
how does this strike you? commissar razinin, board of trade, moscow. unexpected situation here. duchess swana in paris claims jewels, and has already brought injunction against sale or removal. after long and careful study we suggest in the interest of our beloved country a fifty-fifty settlement as best solution. iranoff, buljanoff, and kopalski.	If we say that, Leon... we'll be sent to Siberia!
we haven't anything to discuss with you. we'll talk to a lawyer!	All right -- go ahead... you talk to the lawyer and I'll talk to the judge!
yes... a very slim one. i want to be fair. i don't deny that you might make out some kind of a case.	We haven't anything to discuss with you. We'll talk to a lawyer!
we may have a chance.	Yes... a very slim one. I want to be fair. I don't deny that you might make out some kind of a case.
now, monsieur, you have no right...	Just a moment.  I hope you haven't closed this deal, Monsieur Mercier. It might bring you into serious difficulties.
...and kopalski.	Don't make it difficult for me. This is no more a pleasure trip for me than it is for you.
yes, a good piece of apfel strudel....	We will get that... we'll get everything... maybe a little bit later but we'll get it... We must be patient... Finally we got the spring, didn't we? We got the swallows, and you will get your apfel strudel too.
now, comrades... there is something better in life than crumbs of french pastry.	Yes, a good piece of apfel strudel....
the same spring we had in paris. just as good.	Even the swallows are back.
yes, there's no doubt of that...  just look out of the window and there it is.	And it's great! Think what it was a few years ago and what it is now.
sssh! once and for all, we're in moscow!	Yes, there's no doubt of that...  Just look out of the window and there it is.
and your own gas cooker? that's marvelous!  naturally it's not the royal suite...	Sssh! Once and for all, we're in Moscow!
how are you, you three scoundrels?	Well, we're back home.
if there is anything we can do for you...	No, not a thing. Would you like to go out?
i acted on your suggestion and got in touch with the power and light authorities. whenever you want to visit their plants they are open to you.	Oh yes, Power and Light. Thank you.
yes, comrade.	You, Comrade Iranoff, go to the Public Library and get me the section of the Civil Code on property.
we cannot feed the russian people on your intentions. fifty per cent to a so-called duchess!... half of every loaf of bread to our enemy! comrade kopalski, go at once to our embassy and get the address of the best lawyer in paris.	Yes, Comrade.
we did it with the best intentions...	We cannot feed the Russian people on your intentions. Fifty per cent to a so-called Duchess!... Half of every loaf of bread to our enemy! Comrade Kopalski, go at once to our Embassy and get the address of the best lawyer in Paris.
will you send me some cigarettes, please?  comrades, i am not in a position to pass final judgment but at best you have been careless in your duty to the state.  you were entrusted with more than a mere sale of jewelry. why are we peddling our precious possessions to the world at this time? our next year's crop is in danger and you know it. unless we can get foreign currency to buy tractors there will not be enough bread for our people. and you three comrades...	We did it with the best intentions...
we dealt directly with the representative of the grand duchess. i am sure if we call him he will give you a very clear picture.	I will not repeat your mistake. I will have no dealings with the Grand Duchess nor her representative.
we did our best, comrade.	I hope so for your sake.  Let us examine the case. What does the lawyer say?
i am ashamed to put the picture of lenin in a room like this.  comrades, your telegram was received with great disfavor in moscow.	We did our best, Comrade.
what's that?	It's a hat, Comrade, a woman's hat.
allow me, comrade.	No, thank you.
he is a porter. he wants to carry them.	Why?... Why should you carry other people's bags?
if we had known we would have greeted you with flowers.	Don't make an issue of my womanhood. We are here for work... all of us. Let's not waste time. Shall we go?
we'll leave these papers here for your further consideration. au revoir, madame.	Au revoir.
well, there's nothing we can do about it. why get excited?	We'll leave these papers here for your further consideration. Au revoir, madame.
yes. it is unfortunate.	Well, there's nothing we can do about it. Why get excited?
i know, gentlemen, but it is in the hands of the court. we're helpless, aren't we?	Yes. It is unfortunate.
we did our utmost to have it set ahead.	I know, gentlemen, but it is in the hands of the Court. We're helpless, aren't we?
that's two weeks from thursday...	We did our utmost to have it set ahead.
the hearing is set for the twentieth of this month.	That's two weeks from Thursday...
i'm sorry, gentlemen. the other day i heard such a funny story...  it still makes me laugh. it is very funny.  i am sorry. oh yes... about this injunction...	The hearing is set for the twentieth of this month.
you want me to go in there?	I'm sorry, sir, but I must insist.
she has been asked to leave the powder room but without success. we would appreciate if you would see to it yourself.	You want me to go in there?
what can i do about it?	She has been asked to leave the powder room but without success. We would appreciate if you would see to it yourself.
that kind of propaganda is bad anywhere, but inciting the attendants of a powder room to go on strike.... well, if she succeeds the consequences will be disastrous.	What can I do about it?
give me another double brandy.	That kind of propaganda is bad anywhere, but inciting the attendants of a powder room to go on strike.... Well, if she succeeds the consequences will be disastrous.
or a tunnel or a bridge...	Suspicions... nothing but suspicions!... That's the trouble with you! If you don't let me in I'll stand in front of this office of yours and warn people to keep away from Russia!... I'll picket your whole country....
what for... why?	Or a tunnel or a bridge...
how do i know you don't want to blow up a factory?	What for... why?
on what?	How do I know you don't want to blow up a factory?
why should i take a chance?	On what?
now look here... you advertise all over the world that you want people to go into your country and when someone tries to get in, you keep him out!	Why should I take a chance?
you're going to force us... huh?	Now look here... you advertise all over the world that you want people to go into your country and when someone tries to get in, you keep him out!
that's impossible! nobody has the right.... you can't do that!... if you don't give me that visa...	You're going to force us... huh?
oh no. no visa.	That's impossible! Nobody has the right.... You can't do that!... If you don't give me that visa...
i must get into that country of yours!	Oh no. No visa.
no visa.	I must get into that country of yours!
yes!	No visa.
so it's love which drags you to moscow.	Yes!
i want to see a friend of mine... a very dear friend.... it's a personal matter which has nothing to do with politics or social philosophies.... it's a girl.	So it's love which drags you to Moscow.
i think so too.	I want to see a friend of mine... a very dear friend.... It's a personal matter which has nothing to do with politics or social philosophies.... It's a girl.
listen, i want to be absolutely frank with you. i have no business in moscow.	I think so too.
but you had!	Listen, I want to be absolutely frank with you. I have no business in Moscow.
believe me, i have no connection with her any longer... i swear i haven't!	But you had!
the grand duchess swana... active in the white russian movement?	Believe me, I have no connection with her any longer... I swear I haven't!
she must have her little joke.  you're not going to take that seriously.	The Grand Duchess Swana... active in the White Russian movement?
on the contrary -- i don't want to have anything to do with them.	You believe in our cause?
are you sympathetic to the former czaristic government -- the white russians?	On the contrary -- I don't want to have anything to do with them.
confess what?	Are you sympathetic to the former Czaristic government -- the White Russians?
there is no privacy in russia. this whole thing seems very suspicious. what's the real reason? if you ever want to get into russia, take my advice... confess!	Confess what?
private.	There is no privacy in Russia. This whole thing seems very suspicious. What's the real reason? If you ever want to get into Russia, take my advice... confess!
what business?	Private.
business.	What business?
why should an aristocrat want to go to russia?	Business.
don't hold that against me... please!	Why should an aristocrat want to go to Russia?
count leon d'algout... a count!... a nobleman!	Don't hold that against me... please!
here's my passport.... please give me a visa. i have to leave for russia immediately.	Count Leon d'Algout... a count!... a nobleman!
not always... look at me... i've been back twice.	Here's my passport.... Please give me a visa. I have to leave for Russia immediately.
pardon me, i am very interested in what you just said -- you mean when an envoy goes back to russia -- if they don't like what he has done they put him out of the way?	Not always... look at me... I've been back twice.
if you don't stay with me, i'll have to continue my fight. i'll travel wherever russian commissions are. i'll turn them all into buljanoffs, iranoffs, and kopalskis. the world will be crowded with russian restaurants. i'll depopulate russia. once you saved your country by going back. this time you can save it by staying here.	Well, when it is a choice between my personal interest and the good of my country, how can I waver? No one shall say Ninotchka was a bad Russian.
but, leon, i am only here for a few days.	If you don't stay with me, I'll have to continue my fight. I'll travel wherever Russian commissions are. I'll turn them all into Buljanoffs, Iranoffs, and Kopalskis. The world will be crowded with Russian restaurants. I'll depopulate Russia. Once you saved your country by going back. This time you can save it by staying here.
i won't tell you what came between... i'll prove it. it will take a long time, ninotchka... at least a lifetime.	But, Leon, I am only here for a few days.
the one i got they wouldn't let me read.  it began, "ninotchka, my darling," and ended, "yours, leon."	I won't tell you what came between... I'll prove it. It will take a long time, Ninotchka... at least a lifetime.
trying to keep me away from you! it couldn't be done. naturally i couldn't go on forever punching passport officials in the nose -- but i found a way, didn't i? darling, i had to see you. i wrote and wrote but all my letters came back.	The one I got they wouldn't let me read.  It began, "Ninotchka, my darling," and ended, "Yours, Leon."
so -- you're behind all this. i should have known.	Trying to keep me away from you! It couldn't be done. Naturally I couldn't go on forever punching passport officials in the nose -- but I found a way, didn't I? Darling, I had to see you. I wrote and wrote but all my letters came back.
they wouldn't let me in so i had to get you out.	So -- you're behind all this. I should have known.
yes, sweetheart.	So happy and so tired.
comrades! people of the world! the revolution is on the march... i know... wars will wash over us... bombs will fall... all civilization will crumble... but not yet, please... wait, wait... what's the hurry?  let us be happy... give us our moment....  we are happy, aren't we, leon?	Yes, sweetheart.
please.	Comrades! People of the world! The revolution is on the march... I know... wars will wash over us... bombs will fall... all civilization will crumble... but not yet, please... wait, wait... what's the hurry?  Let us be happy... give us our moment....  We are happy, aren't we, Leon?
thank you, leon... thank you, masses.  can i make a speech now?	Please.
it is their wish.	Thank you, Leon... thank you, masses.  Can I make a speech now?
is this the wish of the masses?	It is their wish.
i give them back to the people...  i make you ninotchka the great... duchess of the people!... grand duchess of the people!	Is this the wish of the masses?
they belong to the people.	I give them back to the people...  I make you Ninotchka the Great... Duchess of the People!... Grand Duchess of the People!
come, sweetheart. let me put it on you. you will teach these jewels. for the first time they will learn how they can look.	They belong to the people.
czar peter gave it to his wife, catherine the great. for it he sold ten thousand serfs in the market.	Now, darling, don't get impatient, wait until we are married. You know that worthless butler of mine... that reactionary? Some day when I come home to you I may say, "Darling, I drove Gaston to the market and look what I got from him!"
who cried that one?	Czar Peter gave it to his wife, Catherine the Great. For it he sold ten thousand serfs in the market.
...they are the tears of old russia... see that stone?	Who cried that one?
...but big.	...they are the tears of Old Russia... see that stone?
it wouldn't be fair to the man in the street.  there they are... they are terrible things, those jewels....	...but big.
but i can throw it out of the window.	It wouldn't be fair to the man in the street.  There they are... they are terrible things, those jewels....
there it is... thursday... you can't rip it out of the week....	But I can throw it out of the window.
no, no music.	There it is... Thursday... you can't rip it out of the week....
no music.	No, no music.
it's dead.	Well, it has to warm up... you have to give it a chance... just like people... like you and me... first you wanted to fight me and now we belong to the same party... salute!
well, then we turn twice to the right and stop at seven...	It's dead.
yes, sweetheart... all by ourselves.	Well, then we turn twice to the right and stop at seven...
no, no news. we don't want to know what's happening in the world. we want to be left alone, don't we?	Yes, sweetheart... all by ourselves.
what shall we get? the news!	No, no news. We don't want to know what's happening in the world. We want to be left alone, don't we?
it's a little box that you buy on the installment plan and before you tune it in they tell you they have a new model.	Oh yes, yes. It has a little knob that turns... a little knob... it must be somewhere around here... yes... here... I see...
radio! what is radio?	It's a little box that you buy on the installment plan and before you tune it in they tell you they have a new model.
let's turn on the radio.	Radio! What is radio?
i have paid the penalty. now let's have some music.	Let's turn on the radio.
all right.	I have paid the penalty. Now let's have some music.
much happier.	All right.
would that make you any happier?	Much happier.
everyone wants to confess and if they don't confess they make them confess. i am a traitor. when i kissed you i betrayed the russian ideal. leon, i should be stood up against the wall.	Would that make you any happier?
i know... it's the russian soul.	Everyone wants to confess and if they don't confess they make them confess. I am a traitor. When I kissed you I betrayed the Russian ideal. Leon, I should be stood up against the wall.
i am so happy. no one can be so happy without being punished. i will be punished and i should be punished.  i want to confess, darling.	I know... it's the Russian soul.
yes... a kiss... salute!	I am so happy. No one can be so happy without being punished. I will be punished and I should be punished.  I want to confess, darling.
our salute will be a kiss.	Yes... a kiss... salute!
no! no!	Our salute will be a kiss.
...and we won't clench our fist...	No! No!
no! no!	...and we won't clench our fist...
and we won't stretch up our arms...	No! No!
right: lovers of the world unite!	And we won't stretch up our arms...
no, don't let's have it any color... no color... just a house house... let's form our own party.	Right: Lovers of the world unite!
all right, we'll make it red.	No, don't let's have it any color... no color... just a house house... let's form our own party.
not white, darling.	All right, we'll make it red.
yes... a little white house.	Not white, darling.
are we going to build our little house?	Yes... a little white house.
no. nobody will find us.	Are we going to build our little house?
don't tell them where we're going, sweetheart.	No. Nobody will find us.
i love you, my little leonitchka!	And I adore you, Ninotchua.
no speech.	I love you, my little Leonitchka!
no speech?	No speech.
quite right... yes, yes, yes, but first you're going in that door and you're going to take a little spirits of ammonia and lie down.	No speech?
they are all duchesses here... thousands of duchesses... and i am going to tell them.	Quite right... yes, yes, yes, but first you're going in that door and you're going to take a little spirits of ammonia and lie down.
now, ninotchka... please!	They are all Duchesses here... thousands of Duchesses... and I am going to tell them.
comrades! good people of france!	Now, Ninotchka... please!
but, darling, you can't do that.	Comrades! Good people of France!
don't shush me. i am people! i want to make a speech. i want to overthrow the duchess!	But, darling, you can't do that.
shhh! shhh!	Don't shush me. I am People! I want to make a speech. I want to overthrow the Duchess!
i must talk to my brothers!	Shhh! Shhh!
darling, darling... please!	I must talk to my brothers!
comrades! comrades!	Darling, darling... please!
yes. don't worry. everything will be all right.	Comrades! Comrades!
thursday.	Yes. Don't worry. Everything will be all right.
what, darling?	Thursday.
oh, everything is so wonderful! it's getting farther and farther away!	What, darling?
you just made that trip from goats to grapes a little too fast.	Oh, everything is so wonderful! It's getting farther and farther away!
oo! darling! something is the matter.	You just made that trip from goats to grapes a little too fast.
you must, darling.	To the loveliest story I ever heard.
wonderful -- if one could believe it.	You must, darling.
no, darling. i'll tell you another story, a much better one.  the only thing that will be over on thursday is the lawsuit. there will be no thursday for us. not next week or any week. we won't let it happen. i'll tear it out of the calendar. is that a good story?	Wonderful -- if one could believe it.
go on.	No, darling. I'll tell you another story, a much better one.  The only thing that will be over on Thursday is the lawsuit. There will be no Thursday for us. Not next week or any week. We won't let it happen. I'll tear it out of the calendar. Is that a good story?
well, there were two scotchmen. one was named mcintosh and one was named mcgillicuddy. they met on the street.	Go on.
you never finished the one about the two scotchmen with the names.	Well, there were two Scotchmen. One was named McIntosh and one was named McGillicuddy. They met on the street.
a funny story?	You never finished the one about the two Scotchmen with the names.
quickly, please... tell me one of your funny stories.	A funny story?
how do you do?	And General Savitzky.
from what i read i thought champagne was a strong drink. it's very delicate. do people ever get drunk on this?	There have been cases... but the headache the next morning is worth while -- if you drink it with the right toast.  To us, Ninotchka!
it's funny to look back. i was brought up on goat's milk, i had a ration of vodka in the army, and now champagne.	From goats to grapes. That's drinking in the right direction.
it's always good luck to launch something with champagne; a battleship... or an evening.	It's funny to look back. I was brought up on goat's milk, I had a ration of vodka in the army, and now champagne.
i wouldn't know. the closest i ever came to champagne was in a newsreel. the wife of some president was throwing it at a battleship.	It's always good luck to launch something with champagne; a battleship... or an evening.
leon, don't ever ask me for a picture of myself... i couldn't bear the thought of being shut up in a drawer... i couldn't breathe, i couldn't stand it.	My darling.
ninotchka, you're jealous.	Leon, don't ever ask me for a picture of myself... I couldn't bear the thought of being shut up in a drawer... I couldn't breathe, I couldn't stand it.
i suppose she is very entertaining... it must be lots of fun to be with her, so witty, so glamorous...	Ninotchka, you're jealous.
ninotchka, i love you.	I suppose she is very entertaining... It must be lots of fun to be with her, so witty, so glamorous...
she is very attractive. she has great elegance.  she's what you call a woman of the world, isn't she?	Ninotchka, I love you.
i don't think so.	When I was here before I noticed a photograph of a woman on the desk in a wide silver frame. I thought what a waste of silver. That's all that interested me then. Now I would like to know... what happened to the woman?
did you make any change in this room?	I don't think so.
i promise... i swear.	Did you make any change in this room?
if you don't want to answer, you needn't. but if you do, you must tell me the truth.	I promise... I swear.
anything, ninotchka.	If you don't want to answer, you needn't. But if you do, you must tell me the truth.
leon, i would like to ask you something.	Anything, Ninotchka.
no... go on.	Leon, I want to tell you something which I thought I never would say, which I thought nobody ever should say, because I thought it didn't exist... and, Leon... I can't say it...
leon, you know the jokes you told me a few days ago? i wake up in the middle of the night and laugh at them. now, leon that's wrong. i know they're not funny, they're silly. they're stupid. and still... i laugh... and when i look at buljanoff and iranoff and kopalski i know they are scoundrels and i should hate them -- then i realize who made them like that, and instead of sending my report to moscow i tear it up and go down and buy a ridiculous hat... and if this keeps on... am i too talkative?	No... go on.
you see i couldn't shout that.	Leon, you know the jokes you told me a few days ago? I wake up in the middle of the night and laugh at them. Now, Leon that's wrong. I know they're not funny, they're silly. They're stupid. And still... I laugh... and when I look at Buljanoff and Iranoff and Kopalski I know they are scoundrels and I should hate them -- then I realize who made them like that, and instead of sending my report to Moscow I tear it up and go down and buy a ridiculous hat... and if this keeps on... am I too talkative?
a wonderful idea! radio or records?	Not radio. Let's have music that's just for ourselves.
well, first i should like to take off my hat and jacket.  then could we have some music?	A wonderful idea! Radio or records?
that's when one half of paris says to the other half, "what are your plans for this evening, madame?"	Well, first I should like to take off my hat and jacket.  Then could we have some music?
it's nine o'clock.	That's when one half of Paris says to the other half, "What are your plans for this evening, madame?"
twelve seventy-five from the clarence? the son-of-a-gun made a detour!...  but he got you here.	It's nine o'clock.
for twelve francs, seventy-five.	Twelve seventy-five from the Clarence? The son-of-a-gun made a detour!...  But he got you here.
you see? life can be so simple.	For twelve francs, seventy-five.
i've never been here before. i wonder whom you're thinking of. oh, i know, a girl with a map, figuring out each step, worrying about north and south. today... now this might shock you... i went up to a taxi and said "eight rue du bois"... and here i am.	You see? Life can be so simple.
you remember this room?	I've never been here before. I wonder whom you're thinking of. Oh, I know, a girl with a map, figuring out each step, worrying about north and south. Today... now this might shock you... I went up to a taxi and said "Eight Rue du Bois"... and here I am.
foolish? if this dress were to walk down the boulevard all by itself i would follow it from one end of paris to the other, and when i caught up with it i would say, "just a moment, you charming little dress, i want you to meet ninotchka... you two were meant for each other." ninotchka feels more comfortable.	You remember this room?
i don't look too foolish?	Foolish? If this dress were to walk down the boulevard all by itself I would follow it from one end of Paris to the other, and when I caught up with it I would say, "Just a moment, you charming little dress, I want you to meet Ninotchka... you two were meant for each other." Ninotchka feels more comfortable.
yes.	Well, so far it isn't funny, but wait. He says to the waiter, "Waiter! Bring me a cup of coffee." So the waiter comes back five minutes later and says, "I'm sorry, sir, we have no coffee."...  Wait a minute... wait a minute... I'm all mixed up...  A man comes in a restaurant, he sits down, he calls the waiter and he says, "Waiter! Get me a cup of coffee without cream," and five minutes later the waiter comes back and says, "I'm sorry, sir, we have no cream, can it be a glass of milk!"
he sits down at the table and says to the waiter... did you get that too?	Yes.
yes.	He sits down at the table and says to the waiter... Did you get that too?
i'll tell you that joke again. a man comes into a restaurant. did you get that?	Yes.
so you don't think that's funny? it is funny! everyone else thinks so! maybe you didn't get it.	I'll tell you that joke again. A man comes into a restaurant. Did you get that?
no.	So you don't think that's funny? It is funny! Everyone else thinks so! Maybe you didn't get it.
not funny, huh?	No.
i don't think so.	Maybe you haven't any sense of humor. Well, I'll give you one more chance! Now listen!
it seemed funny to me when i first heard it. maybe the trouble isn't with the joke. maybe it's with you!	I don't think so.
no.	It seemed funny to me when I first heard it. Maybe the trouble isn't with the joke. Maybe it's with you!
i suppose you don't think that's funny?	No.
so do i.  now, here's a great one... ha! ha! ha!  well, maybe it's not so good. let's forget it! how's this? two men are looking at the moon. one says to the other, "is it true that a lot of people live on the moon?" "yes, it is," says the other, "five hundred million." "whew!" replies the first, "they must get pretty crowded when it's half moon!" ha! ha! ha!	I suppose you don't think that's funny?
i wish they had never met.	So do I.  Now, here's a great one... Ha! Ha! Ha!  Well, maybe it's not so good. Let's forget it! How's this? Two men are looking at the moon. One says to the other, "Is it true that a lot of people live on the moon?" "Yes, it is," says the other, "five hundred million." "Whew!" replies the first, "they must get pretty crowded when it's half moon!" Ha! Ha! Ha!
two scotchmen met on the street... and i don't know the name of the street and it really doesn't matter. well, anyway, one's name was mcintosh and the other's was mcgillicuddy. mcintosh says to mcgillicuddy, "hello, mr. mcgillicuddy," and mcgillicuddy says to mcintosh, "hello, mr. mcintosh," and then mcintosh says to mcgillicuddy, "how is mrs. mcgillicuddy?" and then mcgillicuddy says to mcintosh, "how is mrs. mcintosh?"...	I wish they had never met.
i have never heard one.	Two Scotchmen met on the street... and I don't know the name of the street and it really doesn't matter. Well, anyway, one's name was McIntosh and the other's was McGillicuddy. McIntosh says to McGillicuddy, "Hello, Mr. McGillicuddy," and McGillicuddy says to McIntosh, "Hello, Mr. McIntosh," and then McIntosh says to McGillicuddy, "How is Mrs. McGillicuddy?" and then McGillicuddy says to McIntosh, "How is Mrs. McIntosh?"...
do you like scotch stories?	I have never heard one.
probably not.	Do you like Scotch stories?
well, er... let's drop it. i don't think you would care for that one.	Probably not.
on which boat?	Well, er... let's drop it. I don't think you would care for that one.
that's not a laugh! i mean a laugh from the heart. now let's see. i'm going to tell you a funny story. just a moment... i've got it! well, it seems there were a couple of frenchmen who went to america...	On which boat?
ha! ha! now go back.	That's not a laugh! I mean a laugh from the heart. Now let's see. I'm going to tell you a funny story. Just a moment... I've got it! Well, it seems there were a couple of Frenchmen who went to America...
no, i can't leave you. i won't. not yet. not until i've made you laugh... at least once.	Ha! Ha! Now go back.
then you should go back to your table.	No, I can't leave you. I won't. Not yet. Not until I've made you laugh... at least once.
because we are an odd couple.	Then you should go back to your table.
why?	Because we are an odd couple.
at anything. at the whole ludicrous spectacle of life. at people being pompous and taking themselves seriously and exaggerating their own importance. if you can't find anything else to laugh at you can laugh at you and me.	Why?
at what?	At anything. At the whole ludicrous spectacle of life. At people being pompous and taking themselves seriously and exaggerating their own importance. If you can't find anything else to laugh at you can laugh at you and me.
just smile.	At what?
why?	Just smile.
will you smile?	Why?
what?	Will you smile?
death! death! always so glum! what about life, ninotchka! do russians never think of life? of the moment in which we are living? the only moment we really have? don't take it all so seriously, ninotchka. nothing is worth it. please... relax... i beg you, sergeant... smile!	What?
but you have now, and i know now that you are a man who employs business methods which in russia would be punished by death.	Death! Death! Always so glum! What about life, Ninotchka! Do Russians never think of life? Of the moment in which we are living? The only moment we really have? Don't take it all so seriously, Ninotchka. Nothing is worth it. Please... relax... I beg you, Sergeant... smile!
oh, ninotchka, who wants to talk business. if you win the suit, fine. if we win the suit, better. you do me an injustice.  when we went to my apartment did i have the slightest idea that you had any connection with this deal?	But you have now, and I know now that you are a man who employs business methods which in Russia would be punished by death.
your tactics are useless. my name is neither buljanoff, iranoff, nor kopalski.	Oh, Ninotchka, who wants to talk business. If you win the suit, fine. If we win the suit, better. You do me an injustice.  When we went to my apartment did I have the slightest idea that you had any connection with this deal?
must one always be after something?	Your tactics are useless. My name is neither Buljanoff, Iranoff, nor Kopalski.
what are you after?	Must one always be after something?
just an old man. his memory is getting weak.	What are you after?
this is a place for workmen.	But my dear child, I am most at home among working men. I hate the places where you circulate -- the Hotel Clarence... This is my natural element. After all, what are any of us? Workingmen! At least, those of us who are worth our salt. Hyah?
i always eat here.	This is a place for workmen.
then how did you get here?	I always eat here.
i didn't follow you.	Then how did you get here?
i don't like your following me.	I didn't follow you.
pardon me for addressing you but you insulted him, you know that. you hurt his feelings. it was just like telling a musician you don't like music. that good old man believes in food as you believe in karl marx. you can't go around hurting people, comrade yakushova, but maybe you can make it up to him. do you know how?  by eating everything with relish, by drinking everything with gusto, by having a good time for the first time in your natural life!	I don't like your following me.
send me a plate of raw carrots and beets, beets predominating on a ratio of sixty-forty... what? there is a strike in the kitchen? good! will you assure the strikers of my hearty sympathy in their cause. i hope they will not weaken in their demands and tell them to put no dressing whatsoever on my vegetables... what? you won't serve me either? now look here, comrade, i think it is a fine idea to let the capitalists go without luncheon but when you keep food away from me you're weakening the people.	So! You want to make a strike breaker out of me! I am surprised at you, Comrade! Is it too much for the workers of the world to ask you to walk around the corner for lunch? All I can say to you is take your hammer and sickle and get out of that Royal Suite!
room service speaking.	Send me a plate of raw carrots and beets, beets predominating on a ratio of sixty-forty... What? There is a strike in the kitchen? Good! Will you assure the strikers of my hearty sympathy in their cause. I hope they will not weaken in their demands and tell them to put no dressing whatsoever on my vegetables... What? You won't serve me either? Now look here, Comrade, I think it is a fine idea to let the capitalists go without luncheon but when you keep food away from me you're weakening the people.
but, ninotchka, i held you in my arms. you kissed me!	I kissed the Polish lancer too... before he died.
then do it through my lawyer!	Ninotchka, you can't walk out like this... I'm crazy about you, and I thought I'd made an impression on you. You liked the white of my eye.
you know i want to...	Then do it through my lawyer!
it is out of the question. if you wish to approach me...	You know I want to...
tonight let's not represent anybody but ourselves.	It is out of the question. If you wish to approach me...
as a representative of moscow...	Tonight let's not represent anybody but ourselves.
all right, fight me, fight me as much as you want, but fight me tomorrow morning! there's nothing sweeter than sharing a secret with a bitter enemy.	As a representative of Moscow...
i was sent here by my country to fight you.	All right, fight me, fight me as much as you want, but fight me tomorrow morning! There's nothing sweeter than sharing a secret with a bitter enemy.
i have a better suggestion. let's forget that the telephone ever rang. i never heard that you are yakushova... you are ninotchka... my ninotchka...	I was sent here by my country to fight you.
let's forget that we ever met.	I have a better suggestion. Let's forget that the telephone ever rang. I never heard that you are Yakushova... you are Ninotchka... my Ninotchka...
ninotchka, or shall i say special envoy yakushova...	Let's forget that we ever met.
i must go.	Ninotchka, or shall I say Special Envoy Yakushova...
oh, let it ring.	But one of your friends may be in need of you. You must answer.
the telephone is ringing.	Oh, let it ring.
glorious, analytical...	The telephone is ringing.
oh, my barbaric ninotchka. my impossible, unromantic, statistical...	Glorious, analytical...
thank you.	Oh, my barbaric Ninotchka. My impossible, unromantic, statistical...
no, that was restful. again.	Thank you.
was that talkative?	No, that was restful. Again.
it's false sentimentality.	You analyze everything out of existence. You analyze me out of existence. I won't let you. Love is not so simple. Ninotchka, Ninotchka, why do doves bill and coo? Why do snails, coldest of all creatures, circle interminably around each other? Why do moths fly hundreds of miles to find their mates? Why do flowers open their petals? Oh, Ninotchka, Ninotchka, surely you feel some slight symptom of the divine passion... a general warmth in the palms of your hands... a strange heaviness in your limbs... a burning of the lips that is not thirst but a thousand times more tantalizing, more exalting, than thirst?
i can't possibly think of a better reason.	It's false sentimentality.
that's the way a clock works. there's nothing wonderful about it. you merely feel you must put yourself in a romantic mood to add to your exhilaration.	I can't possibly think of a better reason.
it's midnight. one half of paris is making love to the other half. look at the clock. one hand has met the other hand. they kiss. isn't that wonderful?	That's the way a clock works. There's nothing wonderful about it. You merely feel you must put yourself in a romantic mood to add to your exhilaration.
it's twelve o'clock.	It's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half. Look at the clock. One hand has met the other hand. They kiss. Isn't that wonderful?
do you hear that?	It's twelve o'clock.
you're the most adorable cog i ever saw in my life. ninotchka, cogitska, let me confess something. never did i dream i could feel like this toward a sergeant.	Do you hear that?
just what you see. a tiny cog in the great wheel of evolution.	You're the most adorable cog I ever saw in my life. Ninotchka, Cogitska, let me confess something. Never did I dream I could feel like this toward a sergeant.
what kind of a girl are you, anyway?	Just what you see. A tiny cog in the great wheel of evolution.
don't pity me. pity the polish lancer. after all, i'm alive.	What kind of a girl are you, anyway?
poor ninotchka. poor, poor ninotchka.	Don't pity me. Pity the Polish lancer. After all, I'm alive.
a polish lancer. i was sixteen.	Poor Ninotchka. Poor, poor Ninotchka.
i'd love to.  tsk, tsk, tsk.	A Polish lancer. I was sixteen.
i was a sergeant in the third cavalry brigade. would you like to see my wound?	I'd love to.  Tsk, tsk, tsk.
wounded? how?	I was a sergeant in the Third Cavalry Brigade. Would you like to see my wound?
i was wounded before warsaw.	Wounded? How?
the bayonet? did you really?	I was wounded before Warsaw.
it's never too late to change. i used to belong to the petty bourgeoisie myself. my father and mother wanted me to stay and work on the farm, but i preferred the bayonet.	The bayonet? Did you really?
i'm at a loss, ninotchka. you must forgive me if i appear a little old- fashioned. after all, i'm just a poor bourgeois.	It's never too late to change. I used to belong to the petty bourgeoisie myself. My father and mother wanted me to stay and work on the farm, but I preferred the bayonet.
don't do it, please.	I'm at a loss, Ninotchka. You must forgive me if I appear a little old- fashioned. After all, I'm just a poor bourgeois.
i'd like to say it a thousand times.	Don't do it, please.
you repeat yourself.	I'd like to say it a thousand times.
you're the most improbable creature i've ever met in my life, ninotchka, ninotchka...	You repeat yourself.
you don't have to do a thing. chemically we are already quite sympathetic.	You're the most improbable creature I've ever met in my life, Ninotchka, Ninotchka...
what can i possibly do to encourage such an impulse in you?	You don't have to do a thing. Chemically we are already quite sympathetic.
i acknowledge the existence of a natural impulse common to all.	What can I possibly do to encourage such an impulse in you?
oh, i see. what do you use instead?	I acknowledge the existence of a natural impulse common to all.
you are bringing in wrong values. love is a romantic designation for a most ordinary biological, or shall we say chemical, process. a lot of nonsense is talked and written about it.	Oh, I see. What do you use instead?
your cornea is terrific. tell me -- you're so expert on things -- can it be that i'm falling in love with you?	You are bringing in wrong values. Love is a romantic designation for a most ordinary biological, or shall we say chemical, process. A lot of nonsense is talked and written about it.
look at me. the whites of your eyes are clear. your cornea is excellent.	Your cornea is terrific. Tell me -- you're so expert on things -- can it be that I'm falling in love with you?
thank you.	Look at me. The whites of your eyes are clear. Your cornea is excellent.
your general appearance is not distasteful.	Thank you.
ninotchka, do you like me just a little bit?	Your general appearance is not distasteful.
that is correct.	Ninotchka, do you like me just a little bit?
ni-notchka.	That is correct.
you pronounce it incorrectly. ni- notchka.	Ni-notchka.
i begin to believe in it myself since i've met you. i still don't know what to make of it. it confuses me, it frightens me a little, but it fascinates me, ninotchka.	You pronounce it incorrectly. Ni- notchka.
that is why i believe in the future of my country.	I begin to believe in it myself since I've met you. I still don't know what to make of it. It confuses me, it frightens me a little, but it fascinates me, Ninotchka.
thank you. thank you.	That is why I believe in the future of my country.
you are something we do not have in russia.	Thank you. Thank you.
for mankind not a thing -- for womankind the record is not quite so bleak.	You are something we do not have in Russia.
and what do you do for mankind?	For mankind not a thing -- for womankind the record is not quite so bleak.
keeping my body fit, keeping my mind alert, keeping my landlord appeased. that's a full-time job.	And what do you do for mankind?
and what is your profession?	Keeping my body fit, keeping my mind alert, keeping my landlord appeased. That's a full-time job.
that's great. i'm thirty-five years old. just over six feet tall. i weigh a hundred and eighty-two pounds stripped.	And what is your profession?
i will start with you.	That's great. I'm thirty-five years old. Just over six feet tall. I weigh a hundred and eighty-two pounds stripped.
not too big and not too small. what i'd call the typical room of an average man. or shall we say a little above average. now if there are any special aspects you wish to study i have nothing to conceal. just look around. that's my desk. those are my books, and here am i. where shall we begin?	I will start with you.
i should say this room is eighteen by twenty-five.	Not too big and not too small. What I'd call the typical room of an average man. Or shall we say a little above average. Now if there are any special aspects you wish to study I have nothing to conceal. Just look around. That's my desk. Those are my books, and here am I. Where shall we begin?
it helps. it has ever since king david wooed bathsheba with the harp. as i am not so fortunate as to have my harp at hand, i shall turn on the radio.	I should say this room is eighteen by twenty-five.
is that customary?	It helps. It has ever since King David wooed Bathsheba with the harp. As I am not so fortunate as to have my harp at hand, I shall turn on the radio.
we take off our hat and coat.  we sit down -- we make ourselves comfortable. we adjust ourselves to the prospect of a most enjoyable evening. we look at each other. we smile.  well... we don't smile. how about some music?	Is that customary?
what do we do now?	We take off our hat and coat.  We sit down -- we make ourselves comfortable. We adjust ourselves to the prospect of a most enjoyable evening. We look at each other. We smile.  Well... we don't smile. How about some music?
thank you. i've had all the calories necessary for today.	What do we do now?
well, may i offer you a drink, or how about something to eat?	Thank you. I've had all the calories necessary for today.
no, though the mere thought makes my mouth water.	The day will come when you will be free. Go to bed, little father. We want to be alone.
he looks sad. do you whip him?	No, though the mere thought makes my mouth water.
he takes good care of that.	He looks sad. Do you whip him?
good evening, comrade.  this man is horribly old. you should not make him work.	He takes good care of that.
yes.	Good evening, comrade.  This man is horribly old. You should not make him work.
is this what you call the "butler"?	Yes.
then why don't we go?  you might be an interesting subject of study.	I will do my best.
now i didn't say that either... naturally nothing would please me more.	Then why don't we go?  You might be an interesting subject of study.
then you don't want me to go there.	Now I didn't say that either... naturally nothing would please me more.
please don't misunderstand me...	Then you don't want me to go there.
does that mean that you want me to go there?	Please don't misunderstand me...
well, let's say i live in it. such a pleasant place... all kinds of comfort, easy to reach, close to street car, bus, and subway...	Does that mean that you want me to go there?
so that is your house?	Well, let's say I live in it. Such a pleasant place... all kinds of comfort, easy to reach, close to street car, bus, and subway...
it's not the structure but the spirit which dwells within. there are three rooms and a kitchenette dedicated to hospitality.	So that is your house?
i see a house that looks like any other house. what's remarkable about it?	It's not the structure but the spirit which dwells within. There are three rooms and a kitchenette dedicated to hospitality.
what a city! there are the grands boulevards... blasted out of the heart of the old streets. the arc de triomphe... made to greet napoleon's army. the opera! and montmartre... montparnasse... la bohme... and now i'll show you the greatest attraction!  it will cost me a franc but it is worth it.  the most wonderful spot in all paris -- unique! here, look....  what do you see?	I see a house that looks like any other house. What's remarkable about it?
i do not deny its beauty, but it is a waste of electricity.	What a city! There are the Grands Boulevards... blasted out of the heart of the old streets. The Arc de Triomphe... made to greet Napoleon's army. The Opera! And Montmartre... Montparnasse... La Bohme... and now I'll show you the greatest attraction!  It will cost me a franc but it is worth it.  The most wonderful spot in all Paris -- unique! Here, look....  What do you see?
you must admit that this doomed old civilization sparkles... it glitters!	I do not deny its beauty, but it is a waste of electricity.
do not misunderstand me. i do not hold your frivolity against you.  as basic material you might not be bad, but you are the unfortunate product of a doomed culture. i feel sorry for you.	You must admit that this doomed old civilization sparkles... It glitters!
i'm glad i saw it before becoming extinct.	Do not misunderstand me. I do not hold your frivolity against you.  As basic material you might not be bad, but you are the unfortunate product of a doomed culture. I feel sorry for you.
yes, it is.	I'm glad I saw it before becoming extinct.
and thank you for getting me up here. i've never seen this before. beautiful, isn't it?	Yes, it is.
you gave me some very valuable information. thank you.	And thank you for getting me up here. I've never seen this before. Beautiful, isn't it?
that's a strange angle.	Yes, very strange.
four massive piers of masonry are sunk to a depth of forty-six feet on the side of the seine, and twenty- nine and one-half feet on the other side. the girders of interlaced iron- work which stay the structure have an inclination of fifty-four degrees...	That's a strange angle.
go ahead.	Four massive piers of masonry are sunk to a depth of forty-six feet on the side of the Seine, and twenty- nine and one-half feet on the other side. The girders of interlaced iron- work which stay the structure have an inclination of fifty-four degrees...
the foundation is one hundred and forty-one yards square...  i hope you'll forgive me but i thought you'd...	Go ahead.
a russian! i love russians! comrade... i have been fascinated by your five- year plan for the past fifteen years!	Your type will soon be extinct.
i have heard of the arrogant male in capitalistic society. it is having a superior earning power that makes you like that.	A Russian! I love Russians! Comrade... I have been fascinated by your Five- Year Plan for the past fifteen years!
nothing has occurred recently to shake my confidence.	I have heard of the arrogant male in capitalistic society. It is having a superior earning power that makes you like that.
you are very sure of yourself, aren't you?	Nothing has occurred recently to shake my confidence.
madame, it is that kind of approach which has made paris what it is.	You are very sure of yourself, aren't you?
for my own information would you call your approach toward me typical of the local morale?	Madame, it is that kind of approach which has made Paris what it is.
i'll try.	For my own information would you call your approach toward me typical of the local morale?
suppress it.	I'll try.
i don't have to but i find it natural.	Suppress it.
i am interested only in the shortest distance between these two points. must you flirt?	I don't have to but I find it natural.
here... here we are... here you are and here i am... feel it?	I am interested only in the shortest distance between these two points. Must you flirt?
and where are we?	Here... here we are... here you are and here I am... feel it?
bad manners to point with your own... here... the eiffel tower.	And where are we?
why do you need my finger?	Bad manners to point with your own... Here... the Eiffel Tower.
now, isn't that too bad! the last time i jumped i forgot to clock it!  let me see... eiffel tower... your finger, please.	Why do you need my finger?
how long does it take a man to land?	Now, isn't that too bad! The last time I jumped I forgot to clock it!  Let me see... Eiffel Tower... Your finger, please.
technical... i couldn't help you from that angle. you see, a real parisian only goes to the top of the tower in moments of despair to jump off.	How long does it take a man to land?
i am interested in the eiffel tower from a technical standpoint.	Technical... I couldn't help you from that angle. You see, a real Parisian only goes to the top of the tower in moments of despair to jump off.
is that thing lost again?... listen... if you are interested in a view...	I am interested in the Eiffel Tower from a technical standpoint.
no... i am looking for the eiffel tower.	Is that thing lost again?... Listen... if you are interested in a view...
facing north... i'd hate to commit myself without my compass... pardon me... are you an explorer?	No... I am looking for the Eiffel Tower.
correct me if i am wrong... we are facing north, aren't we?	Facing north... I'd hate to commit myself without my compass... Pardon me... are you an explorer?
love to.	Correct me if I am wrong... We are facing north, aren't we?
you might hold this for me.	Love to.
can i help you?	You might hold this for me.
you're welcome.	Can I help you?
thank you.	You're welcome.
no.	Thank you.
in other words you don't know.	No.
have i? do you know when i come to think about it it's staggering. if i add it all up i must have spent years waiting for signals. imagine! an important part of my life wasted between whistles.	In other words you don't know.
have you never been caught in a similar situation?	Have I? Do you know when I come to think about it it's staggering. If I add it all up I must have spent years waiting for signals. Imagine! An important part of my life wasted between whistles.
that's funny. it's interesting. i never gave it a thought before.	Have you never been caught in a similar situation?
how many minutes between the first and second whistle?	That's funny. It's interesting. I never gave it a thought before.
what?	How many minutes between the first and second whistle?
at what intervals does he whistle?	What?
well -- until the policeman whistles again.	At what intervals does he whistle?
how long do we have to wait here?	Well -- until the policeman whistles again.
gladly.	How long do we have to wait here?
yes. could you give me some information?	Gladly.
me?	Yes. Could you give me some information?
you, please.	Me?
just in case they don't give you your visa to russia i want you to know that i have signed a contract for my memoirs and rented a lovely little chteau in the touraine, and if you feel the need of a change...	Thank you, Swana. You are very gracious.
that does it, swana.  now you mustn't miss your appointment with your hair-dresser.	Just in case they don't give you your visa to Russia I want you to know that I have signed a contract for my memoirs and rented a lovely little chteau in the Touraine, and if you feel the need of a change...
count d'algout was for several years my personal representative and if it is necessary to sign any affidavit for him i'll be delighted.	That does it, Swana.  Now you mustn't miss your appointment with your hair-dresser.
now, please, swana.	Count d'Algout was for several years my personal representative and if it is necessary to sign any affidavit for him I'll be delighted.
after our talk last night i took it for granted that you would drop in here this morning. knowing how difficult it is to get into soviet russia, i thought i might be of some assistance to you.  may i introduce myself? i am the duchess swana of russia... another russia.	Now, please, Swana.
hello.	After our talk last night I took it for granted that you would drop in here this morning. Knowing how difficult it is to get into Soviet Russia, I thought I might be of some assistance to you.  May I introduce myself? I am the Duchess Swana of Russia... another Russia.
hello, leon darling!	Hello.
she's gone, leon.	Do you expect me to believe that?
has done what?	She's gone, Leon.
knowing the efficiency of the french air service i think i can guarantee that madame yakushova has already taken off for moscow.	Has done what?
what is this, swana?	Knowing the efficiency of the French Air Service I think I can guarantee that Madame Yakushova has already taken off for Moscow.
the same old trouble, leon. you're always late. whether you're taking me to the opera or calling for me at a beauty shop, you're never on time. and now, when it's a question of your reform -- late again.  by about five minutes.	What is this, Swana?
i'm afraid that's what it is.	The same old trouble, Leon. You're always late. Whether you're taking me to the Opera or calling for me at a beauty shop, you're never on time. And now, when it's a question of your reform -- late again.  By about five minutes.
leon! this has the ugly sound of regeneration.	I'm afraid that's what it is.
i have to be simple again, swana, and you may find it shockingly banal. i've thought it over and i'm willing to take all the consequences, even if it means a complete readjustment of my way of living.	Leon! This has the ugly sound of regeneration.
say it over and over again, leon. words are a wonderful safety valve, and that's what you need -- because you know it's impossible, don't you?	I have to be simple again, Swana, and you may find it shockingly banal. I've thought it over and I'm willing to take all the consequences, even if it means a complete readjustment of my way of living.
it must be serious, swana. not long ago i'd have considered such a statement rather juvenile and rather middle class. now i can say it without stammering, without a blush. i'm in love, swana.	Say it over and over again, Leon. Words are a wonderful safety valve, and that's what you need -- because you know it's impossible, don't you?
and i thought it was something serious! how could you frighten me so?	It must be serious, Swana. Not long ago I'd have considered such a statement rather juvenile and rather middle class. Now I can say it without stammering, without a blush. I'm in love, Swana.
there are a hundred ways to approach it, but i feel it can best be said in one simple phrase. i'm in love, swana.	And I thought it was something serious! How could you frighten me so?
brutal frankness, if you insist.	There are a hundred ways to approach it, but I feel it can best be said in one simple phrase. I'm in love, Swana.
i know you hate the obvious but do you mind if, at this moment, i'm not in the least subtle?	Brutal frankness, if you insist.
all right, i'll listen.	I know you hate the obvious but do you mind if, at this moment, I'm not in the least subtle?
this time, swana -- just this once -- i must ask you to listen.	All right, I'll listen.
oh, no, my little volga boatman. have you forgotten our first commandment: never complain -- never explain. it has worked so often and so perfectly, don't let's break the rule. and please don't look so guilty, otherwise i'll...	This time, Swana -- just this once -- I must ask you to listen.
yes.	Oh, no, my little Volga boatman. Have you forgotten our First Commandment: Never Complain -- Never Explain. It has worked so often and so perfectly, don't let's break the rule. And please don't look so guilty, otherwise I'll...
is this, by any chance, going to be a confession?	Yes.
i'm the one who should apologize. i should have talked to you before.	Is this, by any chance, going to be a confession?
did i act stupidly last night? should i apologize?	I'm the one who should apologize. I should have talked to you before.
no thanks, swana.	Did I act stupidly last night? Should I apologize?
leon, darling, how nice! have you ordered tea or a cocktail?	No thanks, Swana.
will you do me a favor? stop talking about the good old days.	A very wise suggestion, Leon. I'm afraid madame and I will never agree.  The only thing we have in common is our lawsuit and that will be decided next week. I understand everything will be over by Thursday. Am I right?
there's a charming crowd here tonight, isn't there?	I'm going, Leon...  but before I leave I must compliment you on your gown, Madame Yakushova. Is that what they're wearing in Moscow this year?
months, swana.	Poor Madame Yakushova... here we are talking in mysteries.... I'm sure you wonder what it's all about.
he won another blue ribbon and bit the judge. ha! ha! ha! i bought him the cutest sweater as a reward. you should see him strut down the street in it. he looks like a little boulevardier.  you see, count d'algout gave me punchy for my birthday.  you must have searched weeks before you found anything as divine as punchy, didn't you, leon?	Months, Swana.
i've some wonderful news for you, leon. it's about punchy... do you mind if i sit down?	No... please...
not at all. your highness, may i present madame yakushova?	How do you do?
am i interrupting?	Not at all. Your Highness, may I present Madame Yakushova?
yes, swana.	Am I interrupting?
it's a dream of beauty. he never takes my word for anything, but i was right, wasn't i?	Yes, Swana.
yes, swana, you did.	It's a dream of beauty. He never takes my word for anything, but I was right, wasn't I?
didn't i tell you benson and benson were the tailors for you?	Yes, Swana, you did.
yes, swana.	Didn't I tell you Benson and Benson were the tailors for you?
is this your new dress suit?	Yes, Swana.
thank you.	Is this your new dress suit?
darling, if we're going to get anywhere someone has to keep his eyes open!	Now, darling, soak in your beautiful pine bath and let Gaston shave you.
you saw all that in one glimpse?	Darling, if we're going to get anywhere someone has to keep his eyes open!
timeless. when she comes into a room you'd think that the bolsheviks had taken over paris. she wears her cheap miserable blouse as though it were the latest model by schiaparelli. what a woman! what a woman! there is a russian snowstorm in each of her eyes.	You saw all that in one glimpse?
that bad?  old or young?	Timeless. When she comes into a room you'd think that the Bolsheviks had taken over Paris. She wears her cheap miserable blouse as though it were the latest model by Schiaparelli. What a woman! What a woman! There is a Russian snowstorm in each of her eyes.
you can't imagine.	That bad?  Old or young?
imagine the carpets of a self- respecting parisian hotel dirtied by the boots of a muzhik! what does she look like?	You can't imagine.
well... er... i caught a glimpse of her when she walked through the lobby.	Imagine the carpets of a self- respecting Parisian hotel dirtied by the boots of a muzhik! What does she look like?
you just told me you hadn't seen her.	Well... er... I caught a glimpse of her when she walked through the lobby.
that wouldn't have done any good. not with her.  she's the most incredible creature i've ever seen.	You just told me you hadn't seen her.
that proletarian! in the old days we'd have had her flogged.	That wouldn't have done any good. Not with her.  She's the most incredible creature I've ever seen.
no, and believe me i've tried everything! i must have telephoned her a hundred times. i've sent her telegrams, i've sent her flowers... i asked her to dinner... i offered her seats for the opera...	That proletarian! In the old days we'd have had her flogged.
you haven't seen her yet?	No, and believe me I've tried everything! I must have telephoned her a hundred times. I've sent her telegrams, I've sent her flowers... I asked her to dinner... I offered her seats for the Opera...
oh, please, swana! i don't know whether i'm standing on my head or my heels. here you are blaming me for neglecting you when i'm trying to concentrate on another woman and can't get near her.	You haven't seen her yet?
now... here we have two very handsome soft-boiled eggs. do you suppose hens mind what happens to their eggs? probably not. they have such unfeeling eyes. we'll put in a great nugget of butter, plenty of pepper and salt... darling, i haven't seen you for three livelong days... seventy-two hours!	Oh, please, Swana! I don't know whether I'm standing on my head or my heels. Here you are blaming me for neglecting you when I'm trying to concentrate on another woman and can't get near her.
make it ice cold.	Not in your condition.  Make it tepid, Gaston... tepid and tender. And lay out his gray suit.  Afterwards I'll drive you through the Bois. Slowly... in Waltz time.
i just couldn't sleep. i got up and went back... and then got up again. these last few days... whew!	Darling, you're taking my business affairs far too seriously. Much as I'd love to rob the Bolsheviks of their filthy money, I won't do it at the expense of your health. Particularly as we know we won't get much.  You look so pale... pale but interesting.
don't tell me the bed has lost its best friend.	I just couldn't sleep. I got up and went back... and then got up again. These last few days... whew!
no.	Don't tell me the bed has lost its best friend.
is anything wrong? are you ill?	No.
huh?	Is anything wrong? Are you ill?
leon! what in heaven's name...!	Huh?
it looks pretty hopeless... there may be a chance... that's all... the french government has recognized soviet russia and he doubts that they will risk a war for my poor sake. he might be able to make up some kind of a case but it would cost money, money, money!... that's all they are interested in -- those lawyers!	Darling, calm down. Why do you need a lawyer? Haven't you your little Volga boatman?
what did he say?	It looks pretty hopeless... there may be a chance... that's all... The French Government has recognized Soviet Russia and he doubts that they will risk a war for my poor sake. He might be able to make up some kind of a case but it would cost money, money, money!... That's all they are interested in -- those lawyers!
shhh!  ...but how can there be a question?... are you my lawyer or theirs?... all right, i'll let you know!	What did he say?
what does he say?	Shhh!  ...But how can there be a question?... Are you my lawyer or theirs?... All right, I'll let you know!
this is the duchess swana... i want to speak to monsieur cornillon... it's very important... please get him right away... hello, monsieur cornillon? the most incredible thing has happened! my jewels are here in paris! three bolshevik swine are trying to sell them! yes... yes... we must act immediately!... call the police... have them arrested!... well, then, get an injunction!... but do something, monsieur cornillon!  ...but they are my jewels! there must be some way of getting them back!	What does he say?
did i hear something about jewels?	Rakonin, bless him, has given me the most amazing news!
oh, yes.	Tell him I won't be able to see him for a half an hour.
he's a waiter at the clarence, poor devil. you know him.	Oh, yes.
was i? no... not by a bolshevik!	Too bad! Brings our price down ten thousand francs!
darling, this would be wonderful! just once... weren't you attacked by a bolshevik?	Was I? No... not by a Bolshevik!
a couple of bloodhounds and we have uncle tom's cabin.	Darling, this would be wonderful! Just once... weren't you attacked by a Bolshevik?
i've got one chapter guizot thinks is terrific. "caviar and blood." swana escapes over the ice!	A couple of bloodhounds and we have Uncle Tom's Cabin.
well... two million readers... i know exactly what they want. chapter one: "a childhood behind golden bars. lovely little princess plays with rasputin's beard."	I've got one chapter Guizot thinks is terrific. "Caviar and Blood." Swana escapes over the ice!
yes, i'm your little volga boatman.	Well... two million readers... I know exactly what they want. Chapter One: "A Childhood behind Golden Bars. Lovely Little Princess Plays with Rasputin's Beard."
first tell me, are you my little volga boatman?	Yes, I'm your little Volga boatman.
now, swana...	First tell me, are you my little Volga boatman?
my little volga boatman! stop threatening! i don't deserve this.  are you my little volga boatman?	Now, Swana...
i understand how you feel, but there is a limit to everything, particularly pride and dignity. they are willing to pay any price! they have a circulation of two million!	Imagine two million clerks and shop girls peeking into my life for a sou! Think of my lovely life being wrapped around cheese and blood sausages! I can see a big grease spot in the midst of my most intimate moments!
was it for this that i refused to endorse dr. bertrand's mouthwash? i could have made a little fortune by saying that the vincent vacuum cleaner was the only vacuum cleaner ever used by the romanoffs... and now you want them to smear my life's secrets over the front page of a tabloid?	I understand how you feel, but there is a limit to everything, particularly pride and dignity. They are willing to pay any price! They have a circulation of two million!
sweetheart, we won't have to bother about our future if you are willing to raffle off your past!	Was it for this that I refused to endorse Dr. Bertrand's Mouthwash? I could have made a little fortune by saying that the Vincent Vacuum Cleaner was the only vacuum cleaner ever used by the Romanoffs... and now you want them to smear my life's secrets over the front page of a tabloid?
oh, leon!	Sweetheart, we won't have to bother about our future if you are willing to raffle off your past!
now listen, swana... i sold monsieur guizot the idea of publishing your memoirs in the gazette parisienne. "the life and loves of the grand duchess swana of russia"!	Oh, Leon!
what a gruesome proof of the power of the press!	Now listen, Swana... I sold Monsieur Guizot the idea of publishing your memoirs in the Gazette Parisienne. "The Life and Loves of the Grand Duchess Swana of Russia"!
you'd be surprised how many nice people dine with the guizots.	What a gruesome proof of the power of the press!
those newspaper people?	You'd be surprised how many nice people dine with the Guizots.
we can be rich if you say the word. i had dinner with the guizots last night.	Those newspaper people?
oh, leon, you are so good to me.	We can be rich if you say the word. I had dinner with the Guizots last night.
we can forget horse racing, roulette, the stock market... our worries are over! you remember that platinum watch with the diamond numbers? you will be in a position to give it to me.	Oh, Leon, you are so good to me.
did you win?	We can forget horse racing, roulette, the stock market... our worries are over! You remember that platinum watch with the diamond numbers? You will be in a position to give it to me.
darling, i was busy looking out for your interests.	Did you win?
don't you find that restful?... why didn't you come last night?	Darling, I was busy looking out for your interests.
your conversation has one marvelous advantage, swana. however many questions you ask you never expect an answer.	Don't you find that restful?... Why didn't you come last night?
it's really a wretched morning... wretched. i can't get myself right. i wanted to look mellow and i look brittle. my face doesn't compose well... all highlights... how can i dim myself down, leon? suggest something. i am so bored with this face. i wish i had someone else's face. whose face would you have if you had your choice? oh, well, i guess one gets the face one deserves.	Your conversation has one marvelous advantage, Swana. However many questions you ask you never expect an answer.
good morning, swana.	It's really a wretched morning... wretched. I can't get myself right. I wanted to look mellow and I look brittle. My face doesn't compose well... all highlights... how can I dim myself down, Leon? Suggest something. I am so bored with this face. I wish I had someone else's face. Whose face would you have if you had your choice? Oh, well, I guess one gets the face one deserves.
hello, leon!	Good morning, Swana.
that's not the way to win him back... not leon.	I think I know Leon quite as well as you... possibly a little better. Leave that worry to me. Five-forty leaves you time enough to close the deal with Monsieur Mercier, but naturally you'll be too busy for any farewells. I'll see to it that everything is done in the most expeditious manner and I will also see you to the airport. That's my proposition, Comrade Yakushova.
i am willing to hand over the jewels and sign the necessary papers if you take that five-forty plane to moscow.	That's not the way to win him back... not Leon.
go on.	I am willing to hand over the jewels and sign the necessary papers if you take that five-forty plane to Moscow.
no, i just wanted to be absolutely impartial. both of us are faced with two rather uncomfortable years. we can condense these two years to two minutes if you want to accept my proposition. ninotchka now realizes what she is after.	Go on.
i see. you have calculated in terms of hunger.	No, I just wanted to be absolutely impartial. Both of us are faced with two rather uncomfortable years. We can condense these two years to two minutes if you want to accept my proposition. Ninotchka now realizes what she is after.
i may run out of money, but you have already run out of bread. two years is a long time for your comrades to wait.	I see. You have calculated in terms of hunger.
won't those two years in court be expensive for you? i know that money was no object as long as you could squeeze it from the pockets of the people, but now...	I may run out of money, but you have already run out of bread. Two years is a long time for your comrades to wait.
my lawyer agrees with you. he says france will uphold it in every court, but i will drag you through every court, don't forget that. and when i say it will take two years i am, as always, conservative.	Won't those two years in court be expensive for you? I know that money was no object as long as you could squeeze it from the pockets of the people, but now...
under soviet law the jewels belong to the state. france is going to uphold that ownership.	My lawyer agrees with you. He says France will uphold it in every court, but I will drag you through every court, don't forget that. And when I say it will take two years I am, as always, conservative.
unfortunately.	Under Soviet law the jewels belong to the State. France is going to uphold that ownership.
in other words moral ideas have no weight with you... all right, then let's deal with legal facts. you know that france has recognized the soviet.	Unfortunately.
now, let's free ourselves from emotionalism and try to solve the problem in a practical way. our situation has changed considerably. before i had only a claim to the jewels. now i have the jewels.	In other words moral ideas have no weight with you... all right, then let's deal with legal facts. You know that France has recognized the Soviet.
i told you we had plenty to talk about. shall we sit down?	Now, let's free ourselves from emotionalism and try to solve the problem in a practical way. Our situation has changed considerably. Before I had only a claim to the jewels. Now I have the jewels.
they always belonged to the russian people. they were paid for with their sweat, their blood, their lives and you will give them back!	I told you we had plenty to talk about. Shall we sit down?
that's very simple to answer. they were given to me by my mother. they were given to her by her mother, in fact they're mine, you cannot steal what belongs to you!	They always belonged to the Russian people. They were paid for with their sweat, their blood, their lives and you will give them back!
i will have to face the consequences, but so will you. don't forget they will ask how you got them.	That's very simple to answer. They were given to me by my mother. They were given to her by her mother, in fact they're mine, you cannot steal what belongs to you!
won't it be rather embarrassing for a soviet envoy to disclose the circumstances under which she lost them?	I will have to face the consequences, but so will you. Don't forget they will ask how you got them.
you leave me no choice.	Won't it be rather embarrassing for a Soviet Envoy to disclose the circumstances under which she lost them?
don't worry. fortunately last night a very trustworthy friend kept his eyes open. perhaps he overstepped his function as a waiter but he fulfilled his duty as a russian.  i just put this on for sentiment. the rest are absolutely safe. i assure you. but if you feel like notifying the police...	You leave me no choice.
where are they?	Don't worry. Fortunately last night a very trustworthy friend kept his eyes open. Perhaps he overstepped his function as a waiter but he fulfilled his duty as a Russian.  I just put this on for sentiment. The rest are absolutely safe. I assure you. But if you feel like notifying the police...
you were very careless with our precious jewels, my dear. they're too expensive a toy for two children to play with.	Where are they?
where are they?	You were very careless with our precious jewels, my dear. They're too expensive a toy for two children to play with.
believe me, leon can't help you. he doesn't know anything about the jewels... i give you my word... i swear it.	Where are they?
i told you to go, madame.	Believe me, Leon can't help you. He doesn't know anything about the jewels... I give you my word... I swear it.
i wouldn't waken leon. after last night i would say not before three o'clock at the earliest.	I told you to go, madame.
not before you agree to use those reservations to moscow.	In that case I can only say good-by.
i must insist that you leave.	Not before you agree to use those reservations to Moscow.
you can't deny we gave the people their money's worth -- almost -- eight tumbling romanoffs -- eight!	I must insist that you leave.
my dear, you don't know how impressive i could be. did you ever see me in my regalia with my diadem and all my jewels?	You can't deny we gave the people their money's worth -- almost -- eight tumbling Romanoffs -- eight!
it is not enough to be witty, madame. people grow tired of being entertained. you made that mistake before. problems were never solved by bowing from a balcony.	My dear, you don't know how impressive I could be. Did you ever see me in my regalia with my diadem and all my jewels?
very interesting, my dear, but couldn't you write all that from moscow? a dissertation on love on soviet stationery -- would be an amusing paradox.	It is not enough to be witty, madame. People grow tired of being entertained. You made that mistake before. Problems were never solved by bowing from a balcony.
people cannot be taken away, madame, neither a hundred and sixty million nor one. not if you have their love. you hadn't. that's why you're not in russia any longer, and that's why you came here this morning.	Very interesting, my dear, but couldn't you write all that from Moscow? A dissertation on love on Soviet stationery -- would be an amusing paradox.
my palace in petrograd... yes, you took that away from me. you took away my czar, my country, my people, everything i had...  but nothing more -- i warn you.	People cannot be taken away, madame, neither a hundred and sixty million nor one. Not if you have their love. You hadn't. That's why you're not in Russia any longer, and that's why you came here this morning.
if this is meant to be a joke it is not funny. or do you still think you're issuing orders from your palace in petrograd?	My palace in Petrograd... yes, you took that away from me. You took away my czar, my country, my people, everything I had...  but nothing more -- I warn you.
don't worry. i have already made reservations. it's perfect flying weather. they assure me there's a fine tail wind which will sweep you back to moscow in no time.	If this is meant to be a joke it is not funny. Or do you still think you're issuing orders from your palace in Petrograd?
madame, if you...	Don't worry. I have already made reservations. It's perfect flying weather. They assure me there's a fine tail wind which will sweep you back to Moscow in no time.
leave? that's exactly what i came here to ask you to do. leave! i don't mean this hotel and i don't mean paris... i mean france. there's a plane for moscow at five-forty.	Madame, if you...
i must ask you to leave.	Leave? That's exactly what I came here to ask you to do. Leave! I don't mean this hotel and I don't mean Paris... I mean France. There's a plane for Moscow at five-forty.
that's all right... i grow on people.	I must ask you to leave.
madame, what is it you people always say, regardless of what you mean... "i am delighted to have you here"? i have not reached that stage of civilization.	That's all right... I grow on people.
now there you are completely wrong. if we sit down for a little chat, i'm sure we won't run out of conversation and what's more it won't be dull.	Madame, what is it you people always say, regardless of what you mean... "I am delighted to have you here"? I have not reached that stage of civilization.
we have nothing to discuss.	Now there you are completely wrong. If we sit down for a little chat, I'm sure we won't run out of conversation and what's more it won't be dull.
i just dropped in to have a little heart-to-heart talk with you.	We have nothing to discuss.
please come to the point. what is it you want?	I just dropped in to have a little heart-to-heart talk with you.
don't worry, you were quite rude enough.  do you mind if i let in a little fresh air and sunshine? i'm sure it will make you feel better and i want you to be at your very best. in full possession of your faculties, at least.	Please come to the point. What is it you want?
if you were encouraged to come here by our meeting last night i am afraid you misunderstood my attitude.	Don't worry, you were quite rude enough.  Do you mind if I let in a little fresh air and sunshine? I'm sure it will make you feel better and I want you to be at your very best. In full possession of your faculties, at least.
how stale last night's gaiety looks! it has the taste of a dead cigarette.	If you were encouraged to come here by our meeting last night I am afraid you misunderstood my attitude.
of course not, my dear! i didn't come here with any such suspicion. how ridiculous!  nor did i come here to pick up his hat.	How stale last night's gaiety looks! It has the taste of a dead cigarette.
i think we can cut your visit short. leon is not here.	Of course not, my dear! I didn't come here with any such suspicion. How ridiculous!  Nor did I come here to pick up his hat.
what?	It is tomorrow morning... tomorrow noon, to be exact. I hope you will forgive me. I know it's extremely cruel to waken anyone at such an hour. Don't you recognize me? I am the Duchess Swana.
good morning.	What?
you're right, madame, it will all be over by thursday.	It is unfortunate that you have so few more days in Paris.  Be sure and redouble your efforts so that madame can take some pleasant memories when she returns to Moscow.  Good night.  Good night, Leon.
exactly. you see, it would have been embarrassing for people of my sort to wear low-cut gowns in the old russia. the lashes of the cossacks across our backs were not very becoming, and you know how vain women are.	You're absolutely right about the Cossacks. We made an unpardonable mistake when we let them use their knouts. They had such reliable guns.
isn't it amazing! one gets a wrong impression of the new russia.  it must be charming. i'm glad conditions are so improved. i assume this is what the factory workers wear at their dances?	Exactly. You see, it would have been embarrassing for people of my sort to wear low-cut gowns in the old Russia. The lashes of the Cossacks across our backs were not very becoming, and you know how vain women are.
not at all.... i understand perfectly, count d'algout gave you a dog. you made it very clear, madame.	Dear me... I must be losing my finesse. If I'm not careful I'll be understood by everybody.
that's no business... that's a social injustice.	That depends on the tip.
well... that's my business, madame.	That's no business... that's a social injustice.
may i have your bags, madame?	Why?
what do you want?	May I have your bags, madame?
here, please...	What do you want?
please don't waste my time, comrade. do your duty. good-by.	I will do my best.
how can i make myself clear... it is difficult to express but i'd rather not go to foreign countries any more. please, comrade... let me stay here... let me finish my work... i am in the rhythm of it now... i don't want to go away. i don't want to be sent into that foreign atmosphere again. it throws one out of gear.... let me finish my work... i have concentrated everything in it... please... don't make me go.	Please don't waste my time, Comrade. Do your duty. Good-by.
i don't understand.	How can I make myself clear... It is difficult to express but I'd rather not go to foreign countries any more. Please, Comrade... let me stay here... let me finish my work... I am in the rhythm of it now... I don't want to go away. I don't want to be sent into that foreign atmosphere again. It throws one out of gear.... Let me finish my work... I have concentrated everything in it... Please... don't make me go.
i am sorry, i don't want to overstep my position -- but please... don't send me.	I don't understand.
that is for me to decide, comrade yakushova.	I am sorry, I don't want to overstep my position -- but please... don't send me.
i appreciate the confidence you show in me, but i must ask you to entrust someone else with this mission. i should hate to interrupt my present work. i am positive that my survey is more important than finding out whether three of our comrades have been drinking some extra glasses of champagne.	That is for me to decide, Comrade Yakushova.
yes... leaving immediately.	I appreciate the confidence you show in me, but I must ask you to entrust someone else with this mission. I should hate to interrupt my present work. I am positive that my survey is more important than finding out whether three of our comrades have been drinking some extra glasses of champagne.
you want me to go to constantinople?	Yes... leaving immediately.
it gives details which couldn't be invented. naturally i want to verify it and that's why i need you.	You want me to go to Constantinople?
oh, they shouldn't do such things. are you sure this report is correct?	It gives details which couldn't be invented. Naturally I want to verify it and that's why I need you.
as soon as our representatives go to a foreign country they seem to lose all sense of balance. if i told you what's going on in constantinople right now you wouldn't believe it. those three have been sitting there for six weeks and haven't sold a piece of fur.  this anonymous report was sent me. they are dragging the good name of our country through every caf and night club. here...  "how can the bolshevik cause gain respect among the moslems if your three representatives, buljanoff, iranoff, and kopalski, get so drunk that they throw a carpet out of their hotel window and complain to the management that it didn't fly?"	Oh, they shouldn't do such things. Are you sure this report is correct?
may i ask what has happened?	As soon as our representatives go to a foreign country they seem to lose all sense of balance. If I told you what's going on in Constantinople right now you wouldn't believe it. Those three have been sitting there for six weeks and haven't sold a piece of fur.  This anonymous report was sent me. They are dragging the good name of our country through every caf and night club. Here...  "How can the Bolshevik cause gain respect among the Moslems if your three representatives, Buljanoff, Iranoff, and Kopalski, get so drunk that they throw a carpet out of their hotel window and complain to the management that it didn't fly?"
i haven't either, but i've heard about them. you must realize it was only on the strength of your paris report that i sent them to constantinople; without that i never would have trusted them on a mission as important as the fur deal.	May I ask what has happened?
no.	I haven't either, but I've heard about them. You must realize it was only on the strength of your Paris report that I sent them to Constantinople; without that I never would have trusted them on a mission as important as the fur deal.
well, comrade, have you heard from your friends kopalski, buljanoff, and iranoff?	No.
thank you.	Well, Comrade, have you heard from your friends Kopalski, Buljanoff, and Iranoff?
cigarette?	Thank you.
please... sit down.	Cigarette?
may i ask why?	Please... sit down.
well, comrade, i am afraid you will have to turn over that work to someone else.	May I ask why?
i need very little sleep. we must be extremely careful what goods we take in exchange. i have already started a survey of our most urgent needs.	Well, Comrade, I am afraid you will have to turn over that work to someone else.
that's marvelous.... you must have worked day and night.... don't you ever sleep?	I need very little sleep. We must be extremely careful what goods we take in exchange. I have already started a survey of our most urgent needs.
yes.	That's marvelous.... You must have worked day and night.... Don't you ever sleep?
you mean you have finished the whole investigation?	Yes.
yes, it does.	You mean you have finished the whole investigation?
does this include the products of the far eastern provinces?	Yes, it does.
good morning, comrade commissar. here is my report on the materials available for trading in the next four months.	Does this include the products of the Far Eastern provinces?
good morning, comrade.	Good morning, Comrade Commissar. Here is my report on the materials available for trading in the next four months.
the future of the common people.	That also is a question of food, madame. I'll bring you a nice little lunch  la Pre Mathieu.
but, madame! if you don't think about food what do you think about?	The future of the common people.
bring me something simple. i never think about food.	But, madame! If you don't think about food what do you think about?
raw carrots and beets.	Oh, madame! This is a restaurant, not a meadow.
i think this is the first time you have been to my little place. your face is new to me. now, what shall it be?	Raw carrots and beets.
this will do.	I think this is the first time you have been to my little place. Your face is new to me. Now, what shall it be?
this way, madame. are you alone? by the window perhaps?  or a nice little corner table?	This will do.
where is it?	Eight blocks down in the Rue de Poivrel.
it's just a place for workmen.	Where is it?
where is that?	It's just a place for workmen.
at pre mathieu's.	Where is that?
where do you eat?	At Pre Mathieu's.
well, there's pruniers if you care for seafood. if you want to lunch in the bois, there's...	Where do you eat?
can you recommend a restaurant?	Well, there's Pruniers if you care for seafood. If you want to lunch in the Bois, there's...
where to, madame?	Can you recommend a restaurant?
i am sorry... i have to leave.	Thank you so much, my friend. I will get in touch with you.
alexis! do you know what you are saying?	This morning three Soviet agents arrived. I overheard a telephone conversation with Mercier, the jeweler. Your Highness, they are going to sell them!
they are here!... your jewels!... here in paris!	Alexis! Do you know what you are saying?
why do you bring this up after so many years?	They are here!... Your jewels!... Here in Paris!
i remember one birthday of his majesty, our beloved czar... i had the honor of being on guard at the summer palace... i still see you bending before his majesty... you wore your diadem and a necklace... your face seemed to be lighted by the jewels.	Why do you bring this up after so many years?
my jewels?!	I remember one birthday of His Majesty, our beloved Czar... I had the honor of being on guard at the summer palace... I still see you bending before His Majesty... You wore your diadem and a necklace... your face seemed to be lighted by the jewels.
no, madame, something of the utmost importance... it concerns your jewels.	My jewels?!
what is it, rakonin? did you lose your job?	No, madame, something of the utmost importance... it concerns your jewels.
your highness, forgive this intrusion, but...	What is it, Rakonin? Did you lose your job?
how do you do, my friend.	Your Highness, forgive this intrusion, but...
your highness.	How do you do, my friend.
for christ's sake, it soils my mother's memory.  do you think i want the whole goddamn world to see my mother like this?  raising a dirty mouth!	But sir, we'll have to start over from the beginning.  We don't have the staff to ...
we could check the tape again, sir.	You don't need to check the tape.  I know what I said.
never.  i never said that about jews!	We could check the tape again, sir.
you did say it, sir.	Never.  I never said that about Jews!
you're lawyers.  how can you let this shit go by!  look!  this?  nixon can't say this.	You did say it, sir.
sir, if i may ... echo my concern ...	Then tell Richardson to fire him.
sir, the charges are serious -- first, abuse of power; second, obstruction of justice; third, failure to cooperate with congress; and last, bombing cambodia ...	They can't impeach me for bombing Cambodia.  The President can bomb anybody he wants.
that's helms.  he's "sang froid," a world-class poker player.	Yeah?  Well, I own the fucking casino.
well, he certainly isn't acting like it.	That's Helms.  He's "sang froid," a world-class poker player.
he's nervous, sir.  he's heard you're looking for a new director.	Well, he certainly isn't acting like it.
we'll see about that ...	He's nervous, sir.  He's heard you're looking for a new director.
frankly, sir, it stinks.  i have no access.  i'm lucky helms lets me have a staff.	We'll see about that ...
how's the job coming, bob?	Frankly, sir, it stinks.  I have no access.  I'm lucky Helms lets me have a staff.
then his office will be fine.	How's the job coming, Bob?
no.  his office.  i want a very private conversation.  i don't want to be bugged.	Then his office will be fine.
he told me to take you to his conference room.	No.  His office.  I want a very private conversation.  I don't want to be bugged.
so ... let's go ...	He told me to take you to his conference room.
uh, he's rushing back from his tennis game, sir ...	So ... let's go ...
where the hell is he?	Uh, he's rushing back from his tennis game, sir ...
mr. president, i don't know what to say.  as soon as we learned from the secret service you were en route, the director was notified.  he should be here any minute.	Where the hell is he?
i understand that, sir.	Good.  You know how I feel about loyalty.  I'm not going to let any of my people go to jail.  That I promise you.  The important thing is to keep this away from Haldeman and Ehrlichman. I'm trusting you to do that, John.  I have complete confidence in you.
john, you don't want to start down that road.  i remember what whittaker chambers told me back in '48 -- and he was a man who suffered greatly -- he said, "on the road of the informer, it's always night."  this is beyond you or even me.  it's the country, john.  it's the presidency.	I understand that, sir.
i'm not going to be the scapegoat for this.  haldeman and ehrlichman are in just as deep as me.	John, you don't want to start down that road.  I remember what Whittaker Chambers told me back in '48 -- and he was a man who suffered greatly -- he said, "On the road of the informer, it's always night."  This is beyond you or even me.  It's the country, John.  It's the presidency.
nobody knows more about this thing than you do, john.	I'm not going to be the scapegoat for this.  Haldeman and Ehrlichman are in just as deep as me.
you want me to put it all in writing? over my signature?	Nobody knows more about this thing than you do, John.
no, we have nothing to hide.	We have nothing to hide.  But the only flaw in the plan is that they're not going to believe the truth.  That is the incredible thing!
he's right.  maybe it's time to go to the hang-out route, john.  a full and thorough investigation ... we've cooperated with the fbi, we'll cooperate with the senate.  what do we have to hide?	No, we have nothing to hide.
i agree it's ridiculous but --	I mean, who the hell cares about this penny-ante shit.  Goldwater put it right.  He said: "Well for Christ's sake, everybody bugs everybody else; we know that." ... It's the cover-up, not the deed that's really bad here.  If only Mitchell could step up and take the brunt of it; give them the hors d'oeuvre and maybe they won't come back for the main course.  That's the tragedy of all this.  Mitchell's going to get it in the neck anyway. It's time he assumed some responsibility.
jesus, everything is a crisis among the upper intellectual types, the softheads.  the average people don't think it's much of a crisis.  for christ's sake, it's not vietnam ... no one's dying here.  isn't it ridiculous?	I agree it's ridiculous but --
sir, i still don't think, uh, we can contain it anymore.  there's a cancer on the presidency.  and it's growing. with every day that ...	Jesus, everything is a crisis among the upper intellectual types, the softheads.  The average people don't think it's much of a crisis.  For Christ's sake, it's not Vietnam ... no one's dying here.  Isn't it ridiculous?
you say, john, cut our losses and all the rest.  but suppose the thing blows and they indict bob and the others. jesus, you'd never recover from that, john.  it's better to fight it out instead, and not let people testify ...	Sir, I still don't think, uh, we can contain it anymore.  There's a cancer on the presidency.  And it's growing. With every day that ...
i'm still not confident we can ride through this.  some people are going to have to go to jail.  hunt's not the only problem.  haldeman let me use the $350,000 cash fund in his safe to make the payments.  ehrlichman had a role, a big role, in the ellsberg break-in. and i'm ... uh, i think it's time we begin to think in terms of cutting our losses.	You say, John, cut our losses and all the rest.  But suppose the thing blows and they indict Bob and the others. Jesus, you'd never recover from that, John.  It's better to fight it out instead, and not let people testify ...
we could get a million dollars.  we could get it in cash.  i know where it could be gotten.	I'm still not confident we can ride through this.  Some people are going to have to go to jail.  Hunt's not the only problem.  Haldeman let me use the $350,000 cash fund in his safe to make the payments.  Ehrlichman had a role, a big role, in the Ellsberg break-in. And I'm ... uh, I think it's time we begin to think in terms of cutting our losses.
uh huh ...	We could get a million dollars.  We could get it in cash.  I know where it could be gotten.
we could get that.	Uh huh ...
uh, i would say these people are going to cost a million dollars over the next two years ...	We could get that.
how much do you need?	Uh, I would say these people are going to cost a million dollars over the next two years ...
mitchell?  mitchell's ... family.	Either it goes to Mitchell or it comes here.
hunt has nothing to lose now.  pardon all of them.  nobody's going to investigate a crime for which the criminals have already been pardoned.	I like that.  That's a solution.
what?	Hunt has nothing to lose now.  Pardon all of them.  Nobody's going to investigate a crime for which the criminals have already been pardoned.
executive clemency ...	What?
he says if he doesn't get it right away, he's going to blow us out of the water.  and he means it.  ever since his wife died in the plane crash, he's been over the edge.	Pay him.  Pay him what he wants.
son of a bitch.	He says if he doesn't get it right away, he's going to blow us out of the water.  And he means it.  Ever since his wife died in the plane crash, he's been over the edge.
mr. president, hunt wants more money. another hundred-and-thirty thousand.	Son of a bitch.
sirica's just trying to force one of them to testify.  but they're solid.	Then what about this Washington Post crap?  Woodwind and Fernstein?
so, what about those watergate clowns, john?  this fuck sirica's crazy. thirty-five-year sentences!  there were no weapons.  right?  no injuries. there was no success!  it's just ridiculous.	Sirica's just trying to force one of them to testify.  But they're solid.
the bigger problem i see is this guy who was arrested, mccord -- james mccord -- he headed up security for the committee to re-elect.  he turns out to be ex-cia.	"Ex-CIA"?  There's no such thing as "ex-CIA," John -- they're all Ivy League Establishment.  Is he one of these guys with a beef against us?
howard, you'll serve no more than two years, then he'll pardon you.	John, sooner or later -- sooner, I think -- you are going to learn the lesson that has been learned by everyone who has ever gotten close to Richard Nixon.  That he's the darkness reaching out for the darkness.  And eventually, it's either you or him. Look at the landscape of his life and you'll see a boneyard.
i'm one of his people.  the cubans are his people.  and we're going to jail for him.	Howard, you'll serve no more than two years, then he'll pardon you.
to protect his people.	I'm one of his people.  The Cubans are his people.  And we're going to jail for him.
that's not the question, john.  the question is: why is he paying?	To protect his people.
how the hell do you have the temerity to blackmail the president of the united states?	That's not the question, John.  The question is: Why is he paying?
is it?	In Richard Nixon's long history of underhanded dealings, he has never gotten better value for his money.  If I were to open my mouth, all the dominoes would fall.
i'll bet he would.	Is it?
the president would like to know if that was the last payment.	I'll bet he would.
yes ... i got the money.	The President would like to know if that was the last payment.
i was sorry to hear about your wife.	Yes ... I got the money.
dick nixon saying "i'm sorry"? that'll be the day.  the whole suit of armor'd fall off.	So you tell Mitchell ...
eight words back in '72 -- "i covered up.  i was wrong.  i'm sorry" -- and the american public would've forgiven him.  but we never opened our mouths, john.  we failed him.	Dick Nixon saying "I'm sorry"? That'll be the day.  The whole suit of armor'd fall off.
christ, we created frankenstein with those fucking cubans.	Eight words back in '72 -- "I covered up.  I was wrong.  I'm sorry" -- and the American public would've forgiven him.  But we never opened our mouths, John.  We failed him.
they went after castro.  in some crazy way it got turned on kennedy.  i don't think the "p" knows what happened, but he's afraid to find out.  it's got him shitting peach pits.	Christ, we created Frankenstein with those fucking Cubans.
yeah?	They went after Castro.  In some crazy way it got turned on Kennedy.  I don't think the "P" knows what happened, but he's afraid to find out.  It's got him shitting peach pits.
i think he means the kennedy assassination.	Yeah?
i figured that out.	I think he means the Kennedy assassination.
it's a code or something.	I figured that out.
the "old man" plays politics harder than anybody else.	You think this is just about politics?
sure, they did stuff, but nothing like this, bob.  forget watergate, the break-ins, the enemies list.  you got an attempted firebombing at the brookings institution, planting mcgovern stuff on the guy that shot wallace, trying to slip lsd to jack anderson.	The "Old Man" plays politics harder than anybody else.
how so?	Sure, they did stuff, but nothing like this, Bob.  Forget Watergate, the break-ins, the Enemies list.  You got an attempted firebombing at the Brookings Institution, planting McGovern stuff on the guy that shot Wallace, trying to slip LSD to Jack Anderson.
he's wrong, you know -- about kennedy, lbj, truman.	How so?
'cause he hates you.  it's worse when you get it from someone you trust.	He's wrong, you know -- about Kennedy, LBJ, Truman.
why me?	'Cause he hates you.  It's worse when you get it from someone you trust.
you do it.	Why me?
who's gonna tell mitchell?	You do it.
yeah ... sullivan thinks henry's leaking.  he's the one ...	Yeah, I knew it.  I knew it from '69 on, and I said it all along, didn't I ...
let's not forget they're just kids, they don't vote.	It's the fall of the Roman Empire, are you blind?  And we're putting fig leaves on the statues ...
it was her wrist.  and it was through a plate-glass door.	Anyway, they had to take her to Bellevue.  Maybe she'll stay this time.
executive privilege will make it look like we're covering up.	We are covering up!  For some petty, stupid shit.  There are things I can say -- when other people say them, they'd be lies. But when I say them nobody believes me anyway ...
no, you're not!  you're going to claim executive privilege and you're going to stonewall it all the way -- plead the fifth amendment.  i don't give a shit.  they can't force the president's people to testify.	Executive privilege will make it look like we're covering up.
sir, bob and i are gonna have to testify before earvin's committee.	No, you're not!  You're going to claim executive privilege and you're going to stonewall it all the way -- plead the Fifth Amendment.  I don't give a shit.  They can't force the President's people to testify.
i don't know, i don't know ... i just know we've made too many enemies.	Sir, Bob and I are gonna have to testify before Earvin's committee.
it'll never wash.  pardoning them means we're guilty.  the people, the press will go nuts.	And what am I supposed to do?  Just sit here and watch them coming closer? Eating their way to the center?  Lyndon bugged!  So did Kennedy!  FDR cut a deal with Lucky Luciano. Christ, even Ike had a mistress! What's so special about me?  What about Lyndon?  He could make a couple of calls to the Hill and shut this whole thing down.  Did anyone talk to him?
what about england?	Forget it.  Ehrenberg's paid three times that much ...
he got pretty burned at chappaquiddick.	My point exactly!  Somebody had to die before his shit got in the paper! Fucking Kennedys get away with everything.  Do you see me screwing everything that moves?  For Christ's sake!  I did what the New York Times editorial page said we should do!  I ended the war, I got SALT I with the Russians, I opened China!  So why are these cocksuckers turning on me?  Because they don't like the way I look.  Where I went to school.
i end the longest war in american history and they keep harping on this chickenshit!  you know who's behind this, don't you -- it's teddy kennedy! he drowns a broad in his car and he can't run for president.	He got pretty burned at Chappaquiddick.
i would personally enjoy doing that, sir.	No, no.  He's our only "star" right now.  He'd go crying straight to the press.  He'd crucify us -- the sonofabitch!  Get someone from our staff on his ass. Tap his phones.  I want to know everyone he talks to.
no, you didn't, bob.	Looks like he talked to Joe Kraft ... and to the Times.  Told them he was dead set against the bombing, that you were ... "unstable."  Claims he has to handle you "with kid gloves" ...
the country's loving it.	The hard-core four million "Nixon nuts" aren't gonna go for it ... They'll say I sold out to the Communists.
he's begging for a meeting, chief.  he wants to go overseas for awhile.	Well, no place where they speak English.  That way he can always say he was misquoted.
he's in the dumps, sir.  agnew.  every time you have him attack the press, they give it back to him in spades. he's become the most hated man in america.	Yeah, good old Spiro.  Well, better him than me.  What the hell is he but an insurance policy?
the soldiers were provoked.  the students started it, for christ's sake!	Sir, there's dead American kids here. Let's say we don't apologize for Kent State, but maybe we could have a national prayer day ...
i thought the gloves were off.	-- as long as he's got secret files on everybody.  I don't want 'em used against us.  What about the CIA?  Helms's done nothing for us.  I want to see him.
we can't touch hoover --	I thought the gloves were off.
excuse me ... are you talking about recognizing china, mr. president? that would cost us our strongest support.	No ... I can do this because I've spent my whole career building anti Communist credentials.
is the war worth it?  is it worth a one-term presidency?  because i think right now that's what we're looking at.	I will not go down as the first American president to lose a war! Going into Cambodia, bombing Hanoi, bombing Laos -- it buys us time so we can get out and give the South Vietnamese a fighting chance.
why not?	Is the war worth it?  Is it worth a one-term presidency?  Because I think right now that's what we're looking at.
i don't know if i'd go that far, sir.	Why not?
oh, i suppose you would've just let them take over.  these aren't fraternity pranks, john.  it's anarchy.  a revolution!	I don't know if I'd go that far, sir.
no, sir.	We should set up a Cuban defense fund on this; take care of all of them.
this is not a joke, john!	No, sir.
uh, we've never done this before, sir ... how do we pay?  in ... hundreds?  do you fill a black bag full of unmarked bills?	This is not a joke, John!
it's more than that.  it could be more than that.  i want hunt paid.	Uh, we've never done this before, sir ... How do we pay?  In ... hundreds?  Do you fill a black bag full of unmarked bills?
pay him?  i told him to get out of the country.  it's crazy to start ...	What the hell are you doing, Ehrlichman?  Screwing with the CIA?  I don't care how much he wants -- pay him.
pay him.	Pay him?  I told him to get out of the country.  It's crazy to start ...
he wants money.	Pay him.
and?	He wants money.
in hiding.  he sent liddy to talk to me.	And?
where's hunt now?	In hiding.  He sent Liddy to talk to me.
is it legal?  i mean has anyone ever done it before?	Sure.  Lyndon, JFK, FDR -- I mean, Truman cut the shit out of my investigation of Hiss back in '48.
i like it.  i like the idea.	Is it legal?  I mean has anyone ever done it before?
goddamn! how long have we had this fucking dog?!  two years, he still doesn't come!  we need a dog that looks happy when the press is around.	Well, he's photogenic.  Let's try dog bones?
hunt?  howard hunt?	He left his White House phone number in his hotel room.
well, sir ... it turns out -- one of the people implicated is still, you see, on our white house payroll.	Who?  Not another goddamn Cuban?
i don't have time for all this shit!  just handle it, bob!  keep it out of the white house.  what else? kissinger's waiting -- he's gonna throw a tantrum again if i don't see him, threatening to quit ... again.	Well, sir ... it turns out -- one of the people implicated is still, you see, on our White House payroll.
mccord? ...	Find out what the hell he was doing at "CREEP."  This could be trouble. These CIA guys don't miss a trick. This could be a set-up.
mitchell?	No!  Magruder!  That sonofabitch tests my Quaker patience to the breaking point.
martha's an idiot, she'll do anything to get john's attention.  if mitchell'd been minding the store instead of that nut martha we wouldn't have that kid magruder runnin' some third-rate burglary!  was he smoking pot?	Mitchell?
mitchell's out of his mind now. martha just put her head through a plate-glass window.	Jesus!  Through a window?
jesus!  did mitchell know?	Mitchell's out of his mind now. Martha just put her head through a plate-glass window.
colson doesn't know about it; he's pure as a virgin on this one.  it's just not clear the burglars knew what they were looking for.  they were heading to mcgovern's office later that night.	Jesus!  Did Mitchell know?
sir?	That smell.  I mean, everybody suffered so much, their sons killed. They need to sacrifice something, y'know, appease the gods of war -- Mars, Jupiter.  I am that blood, General.  I am that sacrifice, in the highest place of all ... All leaders must finally be sacrificed.
it came over from vietnam, you know.	Sir?
i know it well, sir.	It came over from Vietnam, you know.
... they smelled the blood on me this time, al.  i got soft.  you know ... that rusty, metallic smell ...	I know it well, sir.
... you mentioned the "bay of pigs" several times.  sooner or later they're going to want to know what that means.  they're going to want to know what was on that gap ...	It's gone.  No one will ever find out what's on it.
i don't know anything about that.	... you mentioned the "Bay of Pigs" several times.  Sooner or later they're going to want to know what that means.  They're going to want to know what was on that gap ...
three days before, on the june twentieth tape -- the one with the eighteen-minute gap --	I don't know anything about that.
that's right ...	Three days before, on the June twentieth tape -- the one with the eighteen-minute gap --
sir, you talked about opening up the whole "bay of pigs" thing again.	That's right ...
there is nothing in that statement the president can't explain.	Sir, you talked about opening up the whole "Bay of Pigs" thing again.
we can't survive this, sir.  they also have you instructing dean to make the payoff to hunt.	There is nothing in that statement the President can't explain.
how do you see this?	We can't survive this, sir.  They also have you instructing Dean to make the payoff to Hunt.
that was civil war.	How do you see this?
lincoln used it.	That was civil war.
the army?	Lincoln used it.
if you resign, you can keep your tapes as a private citizen ... you can fight them for years.	And if I stay?
it's the supreme court, sir; you don't get around it.	If you resign, you can keep your tapes as a private citizen ... You can fight them for years.
can we get around this, al?	It's the Supreme Court, sir; you don't get around it.
sir, the deadline is today.	Can we get around this, Al?
it's totally out of context.  i was protecting the national security.  i never intended --	Sir, the deadline is today.
your lawyers feel it's the ... "smoking gun."	It's totally out of context.  I was protecting the national security.  I never intended --
so?	Your lawyers feel it's the ... "smoking gun."
june twenty-third, '72, sir.  the part that's underlined.  your instructions to haldeman regarding the cia and the fbi.	So?
i'm afraid we have another problem, mr. president.	June twenty-third, '72, sir.  The part that's underlined.  Your instructions to Haldeman regarding the CIA and the FBI.
"victory at sea," al ... henry.  the pacific theatre.  christ, you can almost feel the waves breaking over the decks.	I'm afraid we have another problem, Mr. President.
he's completely lost touch with reality.	I had no knowledge of the cover-up until John Dean told me about it on March twenty-first.  And I did not intend that payment to Hunt or anyone else be made ...
... an action that will at last, once and for all, show that what i knew and what i did with regard to the watergate break-in and cover-up were just as i have described them to you from the very beginning ...	He's completely lost touch with reality.
richardson won't do that.  he'll resign.	The hell he will!  Fire him, too.  If you have to go all the way down to the janitor at the Justice Department, fire the sonofabitch!  And ...
cox!  fire him.	But he works for the Attorney General. Only Richardson can fire him.
who?	Cox!  Fire him.
about a dozen.	A dozen?  I got half of 'em elected. I still got the South and Goldwater and his boys.  I'll take my chances with the Senate.
congress is considering four articles of impeachment, sir.	For what?!
who the fuck does cox think he is?  i never made a dime from public office!  i'm honest.  my dad died broke.  you know the sonofabitch went to law school with jack kennedy? ... the last gasp of the establishment! they got the hell kicked out of 'em in the election, so now they gotta squeal about watergate 'cause we were the first real threat to them in years. and by god, al, we would have changed it, changed it so they couldn't have changed it back in a hundred years, if only ...	Congress is considering four articles of impeachment, sir.
can the president afford to ignore a subpoena?	Who the fuck does Cox think he is?  I never made a dime from public office!  I'm honest.  My dad died broke.  You know the sonofabitch went to law school with Jack Kennedy? ... The last gasp of the Establishment! They got the hell kicked out of 'em in the election, so now they gotta squeal about Watergate 'cause we were the first real threat to them in years. And by God, Al, we would have changed it, changed it so they couldn't have changed it back in a hundred years, if only ...
let 'em try!  i appointed three of those bastards!  i'm not giving 'em my tapes!	Can the president afford to ignore a subpoena?
this could trigger the impeachment. they'll go to the supreme court next.	Let 'em try!  I appointed three of those bastards!  I'm not giving 'em my tapes!
it's the president's personal property!  i will never give up my tapes to a bunch of kennedy-loving harvard democrat cocksuckers!	This could trigger the impeachment. They'll go to the Supreme Court next.
that's what they're doing.	These State Department jerks, Bill, don't understand; you got to electrify people with bold moves.  Bold moves make history, like Teddy Roosevelt -- "T.R." -- rushing up San Juan Hill.  Small event but dramatic.  People took notice.
exactly!  we've got to take the war to them.  hit 'em where it hurts -- right in the nuts.  more assassinations, more killings.  right, al?	That's what they're doing.
i don't have a pistol.	'Night, Al.
you know, al, men in your profession ... you give 'em a pistol and you leave the room.	I don't have a pistol.
you're all set, sir.  just push this button.  good night, mr. president.	You know, Al, men in your profession ... you give 'em a pistol and you leave the room.
damn right.  and there's still a helluva lotta people out there who wanna believe ... that's the point, isn't it?  they wanna believe in the president.	You're all set, sir.  Just push this button.  Good night, Mr. President.
no, sir, you did not.	Damn right.  And there's still a helluva lotta people out there who wanna believe ... That's the point, isn't it?  They wanna believe in the President.
there's no secrets here, al.	You've never been a greater example to the country than you are now, sir, but ... but you need to get out more, sir, and talk to the people.  No one I know feels ... close to you.
may i say something, mr. president?	There's no secrets here, Al.
not like the others -- dean, mccord, the rest ... we never got our side of the story out, al.  people've forgotten.  i mean: "fuck you, mr. president, fuck you tricia, fuck you julie!" and all that shit, just words, but what violence!  the tear gassing, the riots, burning the draft cards, black panthers -- we fixed it, al, and they hate me for it -- the double dealing bastards.  they lionize that traitor, ellsberg, for stealing secrets, but they jump all over me 'cause it's nixon.  ... they've always hated nixon.	May I say something, Mr. President?
at least mitchell stood up to it.	Not like the others -- Dean, McCord, the rest ... We never got our side of the story out, Al.  People've forgotten.  I mean: "Fuck you, Mr. President, fuck you Tricia, fuck you Julie!" and all that shit, just words, but what violence!  The tear gassing, the riots, burning the draft cards, Black Panthers -- we fixed it, Al, and they hate me for it -- the double dealing bastards.  They lionize that traitor, Ellsberg, for stealing secrets, but they jump all over me 'cause it's Nixon.  ... They've always hated Nixon.
i trusted mitchell.  it was that damn big mouth wife of his.	At least Mitchell stood up to it.
mr. hoover was a realist.	I trusted Mitchell.  It was that damn big mouth wife of his.
... y'know al, if hoover was alive none of this would've happened.  he would've protected the president.	Mr. Hoover was a realist.
... go on.	... Y'know Al, if Hoover was alive none of this would've happened.  He would've protected the President.
sorry ...	... go on.
this is june twentieth?	It's marked.  Also there's June twenty third.  And this year -- March twenty first.  Those are the ones ...
... there can be no whitewash at the white house ... two wrongs do not make a right.  i love america.  god bless america and god bless each and every one of you.	Sir ... six bodies.
no ...	... There can be no whitewash at the White House ... two wrongs do not make a right.  I love America.  God bless America and God bless each and every one of you.
more light, chief?	No ...
helms wants iran or there might be problems.  all of his old cia buddies are over there making a fortune off the shah.	For God's sake, when does this end?!
put townsend in belgium; it's available.	Townsend gave us 300 grand.  Belgium's not worth more than 100, 150 ...
i promised iran to townsend.	Put Townsend in Belgium; it's available.
he'll give us the documents.  but i think he should be offered the ambassadorship to iran.  then he'll go without a whimper.	I promised Iran to Townsend.
what about the documents he promised?	He'll give us the documents.  But I think he should be offered the ambassadorship to Iran.  Then he'll go without a whimper.
... i was wondering what's such dynamite in this bay of pigs story?  ... although it was clearly effective, because all of a sudden it was no problem for helms to go to the fbi and try to put a lid on watergate.	What about the documents he promised?
how?	When I met with him, he said ...
we could leverage helms.	How?
it's helms -- it's got to be.	We could leverage Helms.
we've got to turn the faucet off on this thing.  it's out of control ...  you might burden just me with this in the future.	It's Helms -- it's got to be.
you played it perfectly, sir -- cocksucker!  he's going to think twice before he leaks again.	He'll be looking in his toilet bowl every time he pulls the chain.
... beating out the other papers, chasing girls ...	... worrying whether someone said something "nice" about them.  All short-term, frivolous bullshit; Ben Bradlee worrying about Teddy Kennedy liking him ...
you know why they're turning on me? they're not serious about power, that's why.  they're playing with power.  they're forgetting the national interest.  in the old days, people knew how to hold power, how to set limits.  they wouldn't have torn this country apart over a third-rate burglary. all they care about now are their egos, looking good at cocktail parties ...	... beating out the other papers, chasing girls ...
why would they?!  who the hell's sulzberger anyway?  their parents are gold traders from eastern europe. they buy things.  they come to jew york city and they buy up things.  one of the things they buy is the new york times.  and you know what?  be proud because they'll never trust you, sir, because we speak for the average american.	You know why they're turning on me? They're not serious about power, that's why.  They're playing with power.  They're forgetting the national interest.  In the old days, people knew how to hold power, how to set limits.  They wouldn't have torn this country apart over a third-rate burglary. All they care about now are their egos, looking good at cocktail parties ...
right.  they don't trust!  they don't trust america!	Why would they?!  Who the hell's Sulzberger anyway?  Their parents are gold traders from Eastern Europe. They buy things.  They come to Jew York City and they buy up things.  One of the things they buy is the New York Times.  And you know what?  Be proud because they'll never trust you, sir, because we speak for the average American.
because they're not americans.	Right.  They don't trust!  They don't trust America!
my god, my god!  he talked to the new york times?	We ought to fire his whining ass. Right now when he's on top.  You know what -- it'll set the right example for the rest of this administration.
so that explains his press notices. working both sides of the fence: jewboy henry, always trying to get his nobel prize, get laid ...	My God, my God!  He talked to the New York Times?
congratulations, boss.  a great victory!  the madman theory wasn't so crazy after all.	This could be it ... this could be it. Four long years ...
sir?	The presidency won't protect us, Bob. We're beyond politics now ...
... but even the presidency isn't enough anymore ...	Sir?
i believe you're right, boss.	... but even the presidency isn't enough anymore ...
you know, they all miss the point. probably our biggest achievement as an administration, when it's all said and done, isn't china or russia.  it's pulling out of vietnam without a right wing revolt.	I believe you're right, boss.
gentlemen, i think it's about time for us to be getting to the airport.	Let him finish, Bob.
the blacks are lost, the "schwartzes" are gone ...	Don't let it lose us the right-wing vote ...
you're talking too much about black africa, henry.  it's killing us with the rednecks.	The blacks are lost, the "schwartzes" are gone ...
the jews aren't the middle, henry. they're the far left.	You're talking too much about black Africa, Henry.  It's killing us with the rednecks.
and his staff.  come on, the copy they were filing from china was great.	Wait till the Mai-tais wear off.
sir?	... "The Beast."  A nineteen-year-old kid.  She understands the nature of "the Beast."  She called it a wild animal.
she understood something it's taken me twenty-five fucking years in politics to understand.  the cia, the mafia, the wall street bastards ...	Sir?
what?	She understood something it's taken me twenty-five fucking years in politics to understand.  The CIA, the Mafia, the Wall Street bastards ...
she got it, bob.  a nineteen-year-old college kid ...	What?
don't forget, the most important thing in your life is your relationship with your maker ...  don't forget to be on god's side.	She got it, Bob.  A nineteen-year-old college kid ...
we really must go, mr. president.	Don't forget, the most important thing in your life is your relationship with your Maker ...  Don't forget to be on God's side.
mr. president!	It's okay, Bob, we're just rapping, my friends and I.  We actually agree on a lot of things ...
but, hell, this is nothing compared to venezuela.  when i was vice president, ike sent me down there like a blocking back.  they threw rocks, broke out our windows, almost overturned the car. read six crises, bob.  boy, pat was brave!	Yeah, we've got to get our vice president off the golf course and back there on the college circuit.  That's top priority.
don't forget the south, sir, the west. filled with the good football colleges, straight kids.  there's more of 'em with you than against you.  not like these mudmutts.	It's the parents' fault really.
there's a poison in the upper classes, bob.  they've had it too soft.  too many cars, too many color tvs ...	Don't forget the South, sir, the West. Filled with the good football colleges, straight kids.  There's more of 'em with you than against you.  Not like these mudmutts.
probably flunking, nothing to do except come down here and meet girls. henry's out there with them.	There's a poison in the upper classes, Bob.  They've had it too soft.  Too many cars, too many color TVs ...
get that little fucker!  great tackle! reminds me of my days at whittier. most of these kids are useless.	Probably flunking, nothing to do except come down here and meet girls. Henry's out there with them.
run 'em over.	Get that little fucker!  Great tackle! Reminds me of my days at Whittier. Most of these kids are useless.
no ... a little deficit won't hurt. jesus, they're serious.  why're we stopping?	Run 'em over.
... and we've got the economic guys at five.  the dow lost another 16 points. they're going to want a decision on the budget.  sir?  ... are we holding the line on a balanced budget?	No ... a little deficit won't hurt. Jesus, they're serious.  Why're we stopping?
... never complain, never explain, john ...	I tell you, the soldiers were provoked.  Now stop this pussyfooting around.  Dead kids!  How the hell did we ever give the Democrats a weapon like this?  I mean, if Cambodia doesn't work, we'll bomb Hanoi if we have to.
sir?	These kids are being manipulated by the Communists.  Like Chambers and Hiss.
money.  follow the money.	Sir?
well, one way or the other, kent state is not good.  we have to get out in front of this thing.  the pr is going to murder us.	Money.  Follow the money.
if they didn't tell kennedy about track 2, how did hoover find out?	They had us bugged.  Christ, he had everybody bugged.  Yeah, he was gonna support me in '68, but he was also threatening me.  That was Hoover: he'd give you the carrot, but he'd make damn sure the stick went right up your ass.
you never told him?	I didn't want him to get the credit. He said I'd stabbed him in the back. Called me a two-bit grocery clerk from Whittier.
... he'd just found out about track 2.	You never told him?
because he didn't even know about it. the cia never told him, they just kept it going.  it was like ... it had a life of its own.  like ... a kind of "beast" that doesn't even know it exists.  it just eats people when it doesn't need 'em anymore.  two days after the bay of pigs, kennedy called me in.  he reamed my ass ...	... he'd just found out about Track 2.
alright.  but why, if kennedy is so clean in all this, didn't he cancel track 2?	Because he didn't even know about it. The CIA never told him, they just kept it going.  It was like ... it had a life of its own.  Like ... a kind of "beast" that doesn't even know it exists.  It just eats people when it doesn't need 'em anymore.  Two days after the Bay of Pigs, Kennedy called me in.  He reamed my ass ...
because ... because dick helms knows too much ... if anyone in this country knows more than i do, it's hoover and helms!  you don't fuck with dick helms!  period.	Alright.  But why, if Kennedy is so clean in all this, didn't he cancel Track 2?
so?  you wanted castro dead. everybody wanted castro dead.  if hunt and the others are cia, why don't we just throw this back in the cia's lap? let richard helms take the fall?	Because ... because Dick Helms knows too much ... If anyone in this country knows more than I do, it's Hoover and Helms!  You don't fuck with Dick Helms!  Period.
and not just hunt.  frank sturgis, all those cubans.  all of them in the watergate.  they were involved in track 2 in cuba.  hunt reported to my military aide. but i met with him several times as vice president.  that's what worries the shit out of me.  i don't know how much hunt knows.  or the cubans.	So?  You wanted Castro dead. Everybody wanted Castro dead.  If Hunt and the others are CIA, why don't we just throw this back in the CIA's lap? Let Richard Helms take the fall?
jesus!	And not just Hunt.  Frank Sturgis, all those Cubans.  All of them in the Watergate.  They were involved in Track 2 in Cuba.  Hunt reported to my military aide. But I met with him several times as Vice President.  That's what worries the shit out of me.  I don't know how much Hunt knows.  Or the Cubans.
he didn't veto it.  i ran the white house side.  the mob contact was johnny roselli.  one of the cia guys was that jackass, howard hunt.	Jesus!
before?!  eisenhower approved that?	He didn't veto it.  I ran the White House side.  The mob contact was Johnny Roselli.  One of the CIA guys was that jackass, Howard Hunt.
the first assassination attempt was in '60, just before the election.	Before?!  Eisenhower approved that?
chile, congo, guatemala, cuba. wherever's there's a need for an executive action capability, there's a track 2.  in cuba, track 1 was the bay of pigs invasion.  track 2 ... it was our idea.  we felt the invasion wouldn't work unless we got rid of castro.  so we asked ourselves -- who else wants castro dead?  the mafia, the money people.   so we put together track 2 ...	The first assassination attempt was in '60, just before the election.
i don't understand.  track 2's chile?	Chile, Congo, Guatemala, Cuba. Wherever's there's a need for an Executive Action capability, there's a Track 2.  In Cuba, Track 1 was the Bay of Pigs invasion.  Track 2 ... it was our idea.  We felt the invasion wouldn't work unless we got rid of Castro.  So we asked ourselves -- who else wants Castro dead?  The Mafia, the money people.   So we put together Track 2 ...
yeah, but roselli wasn't just any gangster.  he was the gangster who set up track 2 in cuba.	I don't understand.  Track 2's Chile?
what?  that he knew johnny roselli? hoover knew a lot of gangsters.	Yeah, but Roselli wasn't just any gangster.  He was the gangster who set up Track 2 in Cuba.
he wasn't protecting me.  he was putting me on notice.	What?  That he knew Johnny Roselli? Hoover knew a lot of gangsters.
cue the crowd.  go to the woman's group.  get the bald guy, he's great ...	I, unlike Senator Kennedy, have a plan to end the war.  But not for peace at any price, but peace with honor!
dick, you don't have to make a statement.  herb covered it for you.	No!
where are they?	Dick, you don't have to make a statement.  Herb covered it for you.
meanwhile, what happens to the country?	The bastard!  If I'd called his shot on Cuba I would've won.  He made me look soft.
he's treading water.  don't mention khrushchev.	... an open invitation for Mr. Khrushchev to become involved in Latin America.  We would lose all our friends in Latin America.
i think ... i think ... that's the sort of very dangerous and irresponsible suggestion that ... helping the cuban exiles who oppose castro would, uh ... not only be a violation of international law, it would be ...	He's treading water.  Don't mention Khrushchev.
... when we consider the lineup of the world, we find there are 590 million people on our side, 800 million on the communist side, and 600 million who are neutral.  the odds are 5 to 3 against us ...	He wouldn't do the makeup.  Said it was for queers.
no, no, not tonight.  don't let her in here.  i have too much to do.	Yes, sir.  I'll talk to Helms, and, uh ... what's our press position on this Watergate thing?  What do I tell Ziegler to tell them?
i'll talk to helms.  oh, pat asked if you're coming to the residence for dinner tonight.	No, no, not tonight.  Don't let her in here.  I have too much to do.
this isn't a "moral" issue, bob.  we have to keep our enemies at bay or our whole program is gonna go down the tubes.  the fbi is filled with people who are pissed that i put gray in and not one of their own.  vietnam, china, the soviet union: when you look at the big picture, bob, you'll see we're doing a hell of a lotta good in this world.  let's not screw it up with some shit-ass, third-rate burglary.	I'll talk to Helms.  Oh, Pat asked if you're coming to the Residence for dinner tonight.
sir?	This isn't a "moral" issue, Bob.  We have to keep our enemies at bay or our whole program is gonna go down the tubes.  The FBI is filled with people who are pissed that I put Gray in and not one of their own.  Vietnam, China, the Soviet Union: when you look at the big picture, Bob, you'll see we're doing a hell of a lotta good in this world.  Let's not screw it up with some shit-ass, third-rate burglary.
i suppose you thought the presidency was above this sort of thing.	Sir?
because the president says it is.  my job is to protect this country from its enemies, and its enemies are inside the walls.	I suppose you thought the Presidency was above this sort of thing.
how is this national security?	Because the President says it is.  My job is to protect this country from its enemies, and its enemies are inside the walls.
it's got nothing to do with justice. it's national security.	How is this national security?
the only problem with that, sir -- it gets us into obstruction of justice.	It's got nothing to do with justice. It's national security.
christ, you're right -- gray makes jerry ford look like mozart.  just have helms call him.  helms can scare anybody.	The only problem with that, sir -- it gets us into obstruction of justice.
he'll need a pretext.  he'll never figure one out for himself.	Christ, you're right -- Gray makes Jerry Ford look like Mozart.  Just have Helms call him.  Helms can scare anybody.
pat gray'll do anything we ask him. that's why i appointed him.	He'll need a pretext.  He'll never figure one out for himself.
yes, sir, but ... do you think gray'll go for it?	Pat Gray'll do anything we ask him. That's why I appointed him.
just do what i say, bob.	Yes, sir, but ... do you think Gray'll go for it?
the bay of pigs? ... that was kennedy's screw-up.  how does that threaten us?	Just do what I say, Bob.
play it tough.  that's the way they play it and that's the way we're going to play it.  don't lie to helms and say there's no involvement, but just say this is sort of a comedy of errors, bizarre, without getting into it.  say the president believes it's going to open up the whole bay of pigs thing again.  tell helms he should call the fbi, call pat gray, and say that we wish for the sake of the country -- don't go any further into this hanky-panky, period!	The Bay of Pigs? ... That was Kennedy's screw-up.  How does that threaten us?
all right.	Play it tough.  That's the way they play it and that's the way we're going to play it.  Don't lie to Helms and say there's no involvement, but just say this is sort of a comedy of errors, bizarre, without getting into it.  Say the President believes it's going to open up the whole Bay of Pigs thing again.  Tell Helms he should call the FBI, call Pat Gray, and say that we wish for the sake of the country -- don't go any further into this hanky-panky, period!
we've got to turn off the fbi.  you just go to the cia, bob, and tell helms that howard hunt is blackmailing the president.  tell him that hunt and his cuban friends know too damn much, and if he goes public, it would be a fiasco for the cia.  he'll know what i'm talking about.	All right.
that's right, and it's more a problem for ehrlichman.  he fixed hunt up with the phony cia id's, but ... what else does hunt have on us?	We've got to turn off the FBI.  You just go to the CIA, Bob, and tell Helms that Howard Hunt is blackmailing the President.  Tell him that Hunt and his Cuban friends know too damn much, and if he goes public, it would be a fiasco for the CIA.  He'll know what I'm talking about.
uh, no one, of course, is going to see these tapes, but ...	That's right, and it's more a problem for Ehrlichman.  He fixed Hunt up with the phony CIA ID's, but ... what else does Hunt have on us?
you approved that before the fact, because i went over it with you.  but ...	Uh, no one, of course, is going to see these tapes, but ...
bob, did i approve the ellsberg thing? you know, i'm glad we tape all these conversations because ... i never approved that break-in at ellsberg's psychiatrist.  or maybe i approved it after the fact?  someday we've got to start transcribing the tapes.	You approved that before the fact, because I went over it with you.  But ...
should we talk to trini about paying these guys?  or maybe chotiner?	No, keep Trini out of this. Chotiner's too old.  And for God's sake, keep Colson out.  It's time to baptize our young counsel.  That means Dean can never talk about it.  Attorney-client privilege.  Get to it.  And Dean -- you stay close on this.
"national security priority restricted and controlled secret."	We'll work on it.  I say we cut ourselves loose from these clowns and that's all there is to it.
how about a comint classification?  we put it on the huston plan.  even the designation is classified.	"National Priority."
"security" is not strong enough.	How about a COMINT classification?  We put it on the Huston plan.  Even the designation is classified.
but, sir, you're covered -- no one here gave orders to break into the damned watergate.  we're clean.  it's only the ellsberg thing, and if that comes out, it's "national security."	"Security" is not strong enough.
silence!	But, sir, you're covered -- no one here gave orders to break into the damned Watergate.  We're clean.  It's only the Ellsberg thing, and if that comes out, it's "national security."
but what are we paying him for?	Silence!
howard hunt? ... jesus christ, you open up that scab ... and you uncover a lot of pus.	What do you mean, sir?
well, why not?	Our own intelligence capability -- to fix the leaks?
fucking hell.	We were working on China.
it was right after the pentagon papers broke.  they went in to get his psychiatric records.	Fucking hell.
i did?	It was right after the Pentagon Papers broke.  They went in to get his psychiatric records.
yes, you approved it, sir.	I did?
i had nothing to do with that.  was he ... in the ellsberg thing?	Yes, you approved it, sir.
definitely.  colson had him trying to break into bremer's apartment after bremer shot wallace, to plant mcgovern campaign literature.	I had nothing to do with that.  Was he ... in the Ellsberg thing?
on the list of horribles, i know what he is.  and i know what he tracks back to.  you say he was involved in the plumbers?	Definitely.  Colson had him trying to break into Bremer's apartment after Bremer shot Wallace, to plant McGovern campaign literature.
he works for colson.  he used him on the pentagon papers.  we're trying to figure out when he officially stopped being a white house consultant.  after the arrest he dumped his wiretapping stuff into his white house safe.	Howard Hunt is working for the White House?  No shit!  This is goddamn Disneyland!  Since when?
what's liddy got?	Apparently he was using some campaign cash that was laundered for us through Mexico.  The FBI's onto it.  We could have a problem with that.
well, you know, sir, he's a nut.  he used to work here with the "plumbers" and now he's running this watergate caper.  you remember his plan to firebomb the brookings using cubans as firemen?  he wanted to buy a damned fire truck!  magruder thinks he's just nutty enough to go off the reservation.	What's Liddy got?
that fruitcake!  what about him?	Well, you know, sir, he's a nut.  He used to work here with the "Plumbers" and now he's running this Watergate caper.  You remember his plan to firebomb the Brookings using Cubans as firemen?  He wanted to buy a damned fire truck!  Magruder thinks he's just nutty enough to go off the reservation.
we feel the bigger concern is gordon liddy ...	That fruitcake!  What about him?
it's possible they were looking for evidence of an illegal howard hughes donation to the democrats, so the democrats couldn't make an issue of your hughes money.	Contributions!  It was a legal contribution.  Who the hell authorized this?  Colson?
their fourth!	It's possible they were looking for evidence of an illegal Howard Hughes donation to the Democrats, so the Democrats couldn't make an issue of your Hughes money.
it was just a fishing expedition. apparently it was their fourth attempt at the dnc.	Their fourth!
but o'brien doesn't even use that office.  the democrats've moved to miami.  there's nothing there!	It was just a fishing expedition. Apparently it was their fourth attempt at the DNC.
evidently to install bugs and photograph documents.	But O'Brien doesn't even use that office.  The Democrats've moved to Miami.  There's nothing there!
they did what?!  i don't understand. why'd they go into o'brien's office in the first place?	Evidently to install bugs and photograph documents.
what about happiness, mother?	Thou must find thy peace at the center, Richard.  Strength in this life.  Happiness in the next.
it's meant to make us stronger.  thou art stronger than harold ... stronger than arthur.  god has chosen thee to survive ...	What about happiness, Mother?
did he have to die for me to get it?!	It's meant to make us stronger.  Thou art stronger than Harold ... stronger than Arthur.  God has chosen thee to survive ...
it's a gift, richard.  this law school is a gift from your brother.	Did he have to die for me to get it?!
thou must.	It's a gift, Richard.  This law school is a gift from your brother.
i can't ...	Thou must.
we haven't said grace yet.  richard.	Is it my turn?
then this shall be our little secret.  remember that i see into thy soul as god sees.  thou may fool the world. even thy father.  but not me, richard. never me.	Mother, think of me always as your faithful dog ...
please!  i'll never let you down again, mother.  never.  i promise.	Then this shall be our little secret.  Remember that I see into thy soul as God sees.  Thou may fool the world. Even thy father.  But not me, Richard. Never me.
i expect more from thee, richard.	Please!  I'll never let you down again, Mother.  Never.  I promise.
no, no!  please, don't.  don't tell him.  i'll never do it again.  i promise.  i promise ...  please, mama ...	I expect more from thee, Richard.
so am i.  thy father will have to know of thy lying.	No, no!  Please, don't.  Don't tell him.  I'll never do it again.  I promise.  I promise ...  Please, mama ...
please, mother, it ... it was just one time, mother, i'm ... i'm sorry.	So am I.  Thy father will have to know of thy lying.
i see ... well then, richard, we have nothing more to talk about, do we?	Please, Mother, it ... it was just one time, Mother, I'm ... I'm sorry.
i don't ... have them.  mother ... i swear, i ... didn't smoke.	I see ... Well then, Richard, we have nothing more to talk about, do we?
do not tell a lie, richard ... the cornsilk cigarette harold gave thee behind the store this morning.	I don't ... have them.  Mother ... I swear, I ... didn't smoke.
yes, mother ...	Harold may have lost touch with his Bible, but thou must never lapse.
because harold tests thy father's will is no reason to admire him.  let harold's worldliness be a warning to thee, not an example.	Yes, Mother ...
why me?	Because Harold tests thy father's will is no reason to admire him.  Let Harold's worldliness be a warning to thee, not an example.
richard ... come with me, would you ...	Why me?
relax, dick, it's just me ... the desert's so beautiful, isn't it?  i want to go home, dick.  time to go home.	You're not gonna quit on me, are you, Harold?
harold ... can i get you anything?	Relax, Dick, it's just me ... The desert's so beautiful, isn't it?  I want to go home, Dick.  Time to go home.
mom expects great things from you ...	Harold ... can I get you anything?
go to law school.  mom and dad'll be able to afford it now ...	Mom expects great things from you ...
what ... ?	Go to law school.  Mom and Dad'll be able to afford it now ...
hey ... you'll be able to do it now.	What ... ?
oh, no, harold.  he doesn't respond well to humor.  maybe if you talk to mother she can ...	I'd rather get a whipping than have another talk with her.  Anything but a talk with her.
i said i didn't need a free ride.  i need a suit.	Oh, no, Harold.  He doesn't respond well to humor.  Maybe if you talk to Mother she can ...
what'd you say?	I said I didn't need a free ride.  I need a suit.
what do you think?  he said in life there's no free ride.	What'd you say?
what'd he say?	What do you think?  He said in life there's no free ride.
no.	Black Irishman.  Very moving. "Turning and turning in the widening gyre / The falcon cannot hear the falconer / Things fall apart, the center cannot hold / Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world / And everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned / The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity" ... But it ends so beautifully ominous -- "What rough beast, its hours come round at last / Slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?" ... Yes, this country stands at such a juncture.
you must be familiar with my favorite poem by yeats?  "the second coming"?	No.
no.  they make me sick.  they smell like death ... i had two brothers die young.  but let me tell you, there are worse things than death.  there is such a thing as evil.	You must be familiar with my favorite poem by Yeats?  "The Second Coming"?
flowers are continual reminders of our mortality.  do you appreciate flowers?	No.  They make me sick.  They smell like death ... I had two brothers die young.  But let me tell you, there are worse things than death.  There is such a thing as evil.
i never thought jack was ready for the presidency.  but i would never, never consider ...  his death was awful, an awful thing for this country.  do you ever think of death, mr. helms?	Flowers are continual reminders of our mortality.  Do you appreciate flowers?
so president kennedy thought.	I never thought Jack was ready for the presidency.  But I would never, never consider ...  His death was awful, an awful thing for this country.  Do you ever think of death, Mr. Helms?
cuba would be a small price to pay.	So President Kennedy thought.
by offering cuba to the russians as a consolation prize?	Cuba would be a small price to pay.
but ... if we were able to separate china from russia once and for all, we can -- we could create a balance of power that would secure the peace into the next century.	By offering Cuba to the Russians as a consolation prize?
this is an extremely dangerous direction, mr. president.  terrible consequences can result from such enormous errors in judgement.	But ... if we were able to separate China from Russia once and for all, we can -- we could create a balance of power that would secure the peace into the next century.
is that why you and kissinger are negotiating with the chinese?	This is an extremely dangerous direction, Mr. President.  Terrible consequences can result from such enormous errors in judgement.
cia policy?  the cia has no policy, mr. helms.  except what i dictate to you ...  i try to adjust to the world as it is today, not as you or i wanted it to be ten years ago.	Is that why you and Kissinger are negotiating with the Chinese?
... but it has never been the policy of this government to accept that. and it is certainly not cia policy.	CIA policy?  The CIA has no policy, Mr. Helms.  Except what I dictate to you ...  I try to adjust to the world as it is today, not as you or I wanted it to be ten years ago.
mr. helms, we've lived with communism in cuba for ten years ...	... But it has never been the policy of this government to accept that. And it is certainly not CIA policy.
it is not my practice to spy on the president.  doctor kissinger manages to convey his innermost secrets to the world at large on his own.	Mr. Helms, we've lived with Communism in Cuba for ten years ...
not if you have spies in the white house, it isn't your job.	It is not my practice to spy on the president.  Doctor Kissinger manages to convey his innermost secrets to the world at large on his own.
my job, unpleasant sometimes, is to know what others don't want me to know.	Not if you have spies in the White House, it isn't your job.
are you tapping kissinger?	My job, unpleasant sometimes, is to know what others don't want me to know.
i don't think we can treat this as a formality.  mr. kennedy made a verbal promise to the russians not to invade cuba.  but you authorized dr. kissinger to put this in writing.	Are you tapping Kissinger?
well, we'll lodge a formal protest.	I don't think we can treat this as a formality.  Mr. Kennedy made a verbal promise to the Russians not to invade Cuba.  But you authorized Dr. Kissinger to put this in writing.
we have recent intelligence that a soviet nuclear submarine has docked at cienfuegos.	Well, we'll lodge a formal protest.
yes.	We have recent intelligence that a Soviet nuclear submarine has docked at Cienfuegos.
mr. castro.	Yes.
what?	Mr. Castro.
it will take a little time, but i'll order a search for your papers. though it does raise a disturbing issue.	What?
yes.  and you will give general cushman full access.	It will take a little time, but I'll order a search for your papers. Though it does raise a disturbing issue.
and of course i accept.  i'm flattered.  and i want you to know, i work for only one president at a time.	Yes.  And you will give General Cushman full access.
firing you, mr. helms, wouldn't do any good.  of course you'll continue as dci.  you're doing a magnificent job.	And of course I accept.  I'm flattered.  And I want you to know, I work for only one president at a time.
and me? ...	Firing you, Mr. Helms, wouldn't do any good.  Of course you'll continue as DCI.  You're doing a magnificent job.
the president would support a reasonable request for an increase.	And me? ...
current levels may not be sufficient.	The President would support a reasonable request for an increase.
i promised the american people peace with honor in southeast asia.  that could take time -- two, maybe three years ... in the meantime, your agency will continue at current levels of funding.	Current levels may not be sufficient.
not if i give you all the cards ...	I promised the American people peace with honor in Southeast Asia.  That could take time -- two, maybe three years ... In the meantime, your agency will continue at current levels of funding.
i'm not jack kennedy.  your agency is secure.	Not if I give you all the cards ...
president kennedy threatened to smash the cia into a thousand pieces.  you could do the same ...	I'm not Jack Kennedy.  Your agency is secure.
i'm interested in the documents that put your people together with ... the others.  all of them ...	President Kennedy threatened to smash the CIA into a thousand pieces.  You could do the same ...
diem?  trujillo?  lumumba?  guatemala? cuba? ... it's a shame you didn't take similar precautions, dick.	I'm interested in the documents that put your people together with ... the others.  All of them ...
you're referring, of course, to chairing the special operations group as vice president.	Yes ...
yes ... it involves some old and forgotten papers.  things i signed as vice president.  i want the originals in my office and i don't want copies anywhere else.	You're referring, of course, to chairing the Special Operations Group as Vice President.
is there something else that's bothering you, mr. president?	Yes ... It involves some old and forgotten papers.  Things I signed as Vice President.  I want the originals in my office and I don't want copies anywhere else.
screw congressional oversight.  i know damn well, going back to the '50's, this agency reports what it wants, and buries what it doesn't want congress to know.  pay close attention to this.	Is there something else that's bothering you, Mr. President?
i'm sure you realize this is a very tricky area, mr. president, given our charter and the congressional oversight committees ...	Screw congressional oversight.  I know damn well, going back to the '50's, this agency reports what it wants, and buries what it doesn't want Congress to know.  Pay close attention to this.
then find something.  and i want these leaks stopped.  jack fucking anderson, the new york times, the state department -- i want to know who's talking to them.	I'm sure you realize this is a very tricky area, Mr. President, given our charter and the congressional oversight committees ...
of course we've tried, but so far we've come up with nothing that ...	Then find something.  And I want these leaks stopped.  Jack fucking Anderson, the New York Times, the State Department -- I want to know who's talking to them.
you're correct.  i'm concerned these students are being funded by foreign interests, whether they know it or not.  the fbi is worthless in this area.  i want your full concentration on this matter ...	Of course we've tried, but so far we've come up with nothing that ...
i suppose, "mister president," you're unhappy that we have not implemented your domestic intelligence plan, but ...	You're correct.  I'm concerned these students are being funded by foreign interests, whether they know it or not.  The FBI is worthless in this area.  I want your full concentration on this matter ...
robert cushman is a lieutenant general in the marine corps, the deputy director of the cia ... and this is what you use him for?	I didn't choose him as my deputy, Mr. President.  You did.
and so shall i.  arrange some coffee, would you general cushman?	Robert Cushman is a lieutenant general in the Marine Corps, the Deputy Director of the CIA ... and this is what you use him for?
my friends call me "mister president."	And so shall I.  Arrange some coffee, would you General Cushman?
i'm honored, dick, that you've come all this way out here to virginia to visit us at last.	My friends call me "Mister President."
ummm...	If things remain as they are ... He's got the anti-war vote.
... little bobby.	Would you walk with me down to the paddock?  I'd like to look at the horses for the eighth.
it's between nixon and a kennedy again, edgar ... who do you want?	Kennedy -- never.  He'll fry in hell for what he did to me.  But Nixon doesn't know that, which is why I'm gonna have to remind him he needs us a helluva lot more'n we need him.
not joaquin, you idiot.  nixon.  did you hear what he said in oregon? about me having too much power.	It's between Nixon and a Kennedy again, Edgar ... Who do you want?
edgar, think twice.  he works in the kitchen.	Not Joaquin, you idiot.  Nixon.  Did you hear what he said in Oregon? About me having too much power.
i want to see him tomorrow, clyde.	Edgar, think twice.  He works in the kitchen.
what do you think this plan is, edgar? a nuclear attack?	He's lying, Clyde.  Always has. That's why Nixon's always been useful. Hold still.  And take your hand off your hip.
this damned tie ... will you help me, edgar?  churchill used to say to me, "if you want your own history written properly, you must write it yourself."  all right, edgar, but just don't let it come back to haunt me.	It won't.  As long as I'm here.
no one.  your property.  it would prove your case.  why do you think kissinger's taping your calls?  for history.  his word against yours -- and right now he's got the records.	This damned tie ... Will you help me, Edgar?  Churchill used to say to me, "If you want your own history written properly, you must write it yourself."  All right, Edgar, but just don't let it come back to haunt me.
yeah, you do.  i'd be bugging myself, edgar ... who'd get the tapes?	No one.  Your property.  It would prove your case.  Why do you think Kissinger's taping your calls?  For history.  His word against yours -- and right now he's got the records.
i always get my man.	Yeah, you do.  I'd be bugging myself, Edgar ... Who'd get the tapes?
jesus, i'd like to book him into a psychiatrist's office.  he comes in here ranting and raving, dumping his crap all over the place ... could you prove it, edgar?	I always get my man.
he's obsessed with his own image.  he wants his nobel peace prize a little too much.  as the late "doctor" king proved -- even an ape can win a prize with good press.	Jesus, I'd like to book him into a psychiatrist's office.  He comes in here ranting and raving, dumping his crap all over the place ... Could you prove it, Edgar?
kissinger?	He's obsessed with his own image.  He wants his Nobel Peace Prize a little too much.  As the late "Doctor" King proved -- even an ape can win a prize with good press.
well, you have cia people all over the place.  helms has seen to that.  then there's kissinger's staff. kissinger himself, i believe, maybe the leaker.	Kissinger?
who do you think is behind it?	Well, you have CIA people all over the place.  Helms has seen to that.  Then there's Kissinger's staff. Kissinger himself, I believe, maybe the leaker.
that was a mistake.  the white house was full of kennedy people then.  it still is.	Who do you think is behind it?
we took his system out.	That was a mistake.  The White House was full of Kennedy people then.  It still is.
johnson had the same damned problem till he bugged his own office.	We took his system out.
we can't keep a goddamn secret in this government, edgar.  they're stealing papers right out of his office.	Johnson had the same damned problem till he bugged his own office.
don't listen to 'em, don't quit. remember - kennedy, bobby, and king were against the war.  where are they now?  don't give 'em a goddamn inch on the war.  president johnson bombed laos for years and nobody knew or said a thing.  how the hell the times ever got ahold of this ellsberg stuff is a disgrace!	We can't keep a goddamn secret in this government, Edgar.  They're stealing papers right out of his office.
the little bastards think they can ruin tricia's wedding day by dancing naked in the reflecting pond.	Don't listen to 'em, don't quit. Remember - Kennedy, Bobby, and King were against the war.  Where are they now?  Don't give 'em a goddamn inch on the war.  President Johnson bombed Laos for years and nobody knew or said a thing.  How the hell the Times ever got ahold of this Ellsberg stuff is a disgrace!
remember what lenin said in 1917, mr. president: "the power was lying in the streets just waiting for someone to pick it up."  the communists have never been closer.  now is the time to go back to the old themes, the ones that made you president.  let the communists know you're onto them.	The little bastards think they can ruin Tricia's wedding day by dancing naked in the Reflecting Pond.
there must be a quarter-million out there, edgar.  they've been at it now for a year.  young kids just like tricia.  i don't know.  do you think they have a point, edgar?  maybe this whole damned system of government is ...	Remember what Lenin said in 1917, Mr. President: "The power was lying in the streets just waiting for someone to pick it up."  The Communists have never been closer.  Now is the time to go back to the old themes, the ones that made you president.  Let the Communists know you're onto them.
you asked if you could count on my support ... as long as i can count on yours.	The old queen did it on purpose.
yeah, well, as i said, edgar ...	You asked if you could count on my support ... As long as I can count on yours.
or he'll steal it like his brother. he's a mean little sonofabitch, edgar ... he had the irs audit my mother when she was dying in a nursing home.	I know ...
you'll win the nomination.	It could be '60 all over again, Edgar. Bobby's got the magic, like a goddamn rock star.  They climb all over each other just to touch his clothes! He'll ride his brother's corpse right into the White House.
i know you've been very careful not to.  that's why i'm concerned.	You'll win the nomination.
i never met the man.	I know you've been very careful not to.  That's why I'm concerned.
yes.  your old friend from cuba.	I never met the man.
roselli?  johnny roselli?	Yes.  Your old friend from Cuba.
i'm trying to spare you an embarrassment.  johnny roselli is on his way back here.	Roselli?  Johnny Roselli?
can't we just talk here?  i've got the police chiefs in san diego.	I'm trying to spare you an embarrassment.  Johnny Roselli is on his way back here.
how about you?  are you going to win?	You should ask Bobby.
oh, my goodness ...	How about you?  Are you going to win?
winning?	Actually, I've just had a bit of luck.
thank you for coming, dick.	Winning?
my father built the house where i was born with his own hands.  oh, it wasn't a big house ...	Turn this crap off, Clyde.  It's giving me a headache ... You may go, Joaquin.
it was the poorest lemon ranch in california, i can tell you that.  my father sold it before they found oil on it.	It was the poorest lemon ranch in California, I can assure you.  My father sold it before they found oil on it.
so, does tricky dick know about this?	I won't tell him if you won't.
just don't tell him to do anything you don't really want him to do.	So, does Tricky Dick know about this?
where'd you find him?	Just don't tell him to do anything you don't really want him to do.
who we working for?	A guy named Gordon Liddy.  Thinks he's Martin Borman.  You wanna meet him?
we're gonna be plumbers, frank.  we're gonna plug a leak.	Who we working for?
you're fucking me.	We're gonna be plumbers, Frank.  We're gonna plug a leak.
the white house.	You're fucking me.
why, you got a customer?	The White House.
they're around.	Why, you got a customer?
injections.  even this noble sport's been fixed.  seen the guys?	They're around.
how the fuck did you know?	Injections.  Even this noble sport's been fixed.  Seen the guys?
anything goes wrong, head for your homes, just sit tight -- you'll hear from me or howard.	Personally, I'll be calling the President of the United States.
let's get the fuck out of here, shall we, ladies?	Anything goes wrong, head for your homes, just sit tight -- you'll hear from me or Howard.
personally i'd prefer a greyhound with a shot of speed.	Remember -- listen up!  Fire team discipline is there at all times. Keep your radios on at all times during the entire penetration.  Check yourselves.  Phony ID's, no wallets, no keys.  We rendezvous where?  The Watergate, Room 214.  When?  At zero three-hundred.
"a warrior with nerves of steel is yet broken by a thread of silk." nietzsche.	Personally I'd prefer a greyhound with a shot of speed.
mein kampf?	"A warrior with nerves of steel is yet broken by a thread of silk." Nietzsche.
dogs ... season starts tomorrow.  it keeps me calm.  i don't like going back into the same building four times.	Mein Kampf?
howard ... what the hell?  what're you doing?	Dogs ... Season starts tomorrow.  It keeps me calm.  I don't like going back into the same building four times.
well, goddamn.  are you threatening me, dick?	Presidents don't threaten.  They don't have to.  Good day, gentlemen.
because if you're uncomfortable with the epa up your ass, try the irs ...	Well, goddamn.  Are you threatening me, Dick?
... and now i have a federal judge ordering me to bus my kids halfway 'cross town to go to school with some nigger kids. i think, mr. president, you're forgetting who put you where you are.	The American people put me where I am.
what do you mean, jack?	I mean I got federal price controls on my oil.  The ragheads are beating the shit out of me.  And I got your EPA environment agency with its thumb so far up my ass it's scratching my ear.
desi's got a point.  what the hell are we gonna do about the communists right here in our backyard?!	What do you mean, Jack?
and whose fault is that?  if we'd won in vietnam ...	It's nobody's fault, Jack.  It's change -- which is a fact of history. Even that old cocksucker Hoover's dead.  Things change.
jack, we're not living in the same country you and i knew in '46.  our people are just not gonna sacrifice in major numbers for war.  we can't even get 'em to accept cuts in their gas tanks.  hell, the arabs and the japanese are bleeding the shit out of our gold ..	And whose fault is that?  If we'd won in Vietnam ...
it looks like to me we're gonna lose the war for the first goddamned time and, dick, goddamn it, you're going along with it, buying into this kissinger bullshit -- "detente" with the communists.  "detente" -- it sounds like two fags dancing.	Jack, we're not living in the same country you and I knew in '46.  Our people are just not gonna sacrifice in major numbers for war.  We can't even get 'em to accept cuts in their gas tanks.  Hell, the Arabs and the Japanese are bleeding the shit out of our gold ..
well, you sure been chock full of surprises so far, "mister president."	It looks like to me we're gonna lose the war for the first goddamned time and, Dick, goddamn it, you're going along with it, buying into this Kissinger bullshit -- "detente" with the Communists.  "Detente" -- it sounds like two fags dancing.
it's me or wallace, jack.  wallace's third party is only going to help mcgovern.  i need your support.	Well, you sure been chock full of surprises so far, "Mister President."
so, what's this about, dick?	It's me or Wallace, Jack.  Wallace's third party is only going to help McGovern.  I need your support.
that sonofabitch kennedy is coming back down here tomorrow.  dick, we're willing to put up a shitpot fulla money to get rid of him -- more money'n you ever dreamed of.	Nobody's gonna beat Kennedy in '64 with all the money in the world.
only if kennedy dumps johnson.	That sonofabitch Kennedy is coming back down here tomorrow.  Dick, we're willing to put up a shitpot fulla money to get rid of him -- more money'n you ever dreamed of.
dick, these boys want you to run.  they're serious.  they can deliver the south and they can put texas in your column.  that would've done it in '60.	Only if Kennedy dumps Johnson.
gentlemen, i tried.  i told kennedy to go into cuba.  he heard me and he made his decision.  i appreciate your sentiments.  i've heard them from many fine cuban patriots, but it's nothing i can do anything about.  now, it's a long drive back to dallas tonight, and trini and i have got an early flight tomorrow to new york ...	Dick, these boys want you to run.  They're serious.  They can deliver the South and they can put Texas in your column.  That would've done it in '60.
hell, kennedy's pissed cuba away to the russians.  and he don't know what the hell he's doing in vietnam.  these are dangerous times, dick, especially for business ...	Agreed.
by the way, jack, this looks like a pretty straight-forward transaction to me, but we should get into it soon -- just take a few minutes, maybe up at the house ...	He's all business, ain't he, Trini?  Dick, we could've had our own goddamn lawyers handle this deal.  We brought you down here 'cause we wanted to talk to you ...
her name's sandy ...	By the way, Jack, this looks like a pretty straight-forward transaction to me, but we should get into it soon -- just take a few minutes, maybe up at the house ...
she's quite pretty.	Her name's Sandy ...
i know for a fact that the one with the big tits is a republican, and she'd do anything for the party.	She's quite pretty.
like you said jack, i'm just a new york lawyer now.	We'll see about that.
party ain't started yet, dick.  got these gals coming over to the ranch later for a little private "thing," y'know ... there's some fellows i want you to meet.	Well, uh, Trini and I have an early plane.  We were hoping to get back to New York in time for ...
thanks, jack.  you sure throw a helluva party.	Party ain't started yet, Dick.  Got these gals coming over to the ranch later for a little private "thing," y'know ... There's some fellows I want you to meet.
not at all.  this is not going to leak, is it?	Don't be too proud; never be too proud to go on your knees before God.
... uh, i hope this doesn't embarrass you.	Not at all.  This is not going to leak, is it?
yes.  my mother used to pray ... a lot.  it's been a long time since i really prayed.  let's pray, henry; let's pray a little.	... Uh, I hope this doesn't embarrass you.
uh ... not really.  you mean on my knees?	Yes.  My mother used to pray ... a lot.  It's been a long time since I really prayed.  Let's pray, Henry; let's pray a little.
do you ever pray?  you know ... believe in a supreme being?	Uh ... not really.  You mean on my knees?
you have many friends ... and admirers ...	Do you ever pray?  You know ... believe in a Supreme Being?
don't be stupid.  the world needs you, henry; you always saw the big picture. you were my equal in many ways.  you're the only friend i've got, henry.	You have many friends ... and admirers ...
if they harass you, i, too, will resign.  and i will tell the world why.	Don't be stupid.  The world needs you, Henry; you always saw the big picture. You were my equal in many ways.  You're the only friend I've got, Henry.
that depends who writes the history books.  i'm not a quitter ... but i'm not stupid either ... a trial would kill me -- that's what they want.  but they won't get it.	If they harass you, I, too, will resign.  And I will tell the world why.
they will understand, sir.  to be undone by a third-rate burglary is a fate of biblical proportions.  history will treat you far more kindly than your contemporaries.	That depends who writes the history books.  I'm not a quitter ... but I'm not stupid either ... A trial would kill me -- that's what they want.  But they won't get it.
yes, you always had a good sense of timing, henry.  when to give and when to take. how do you think mao, brezhnev will react?  do you think this is how they'll remember me, henry, after all the great things you and i did together? as some kind of ... of ... crooks?	They will understand, sir.  To be undone by a third-rate burglary is a fate of biblical proportions.  History will treat you far more kindly than your contemporaries.
... because people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.  well, i am not a crook.  i have never made a dime from public service ...	Oh God, I'm going to throw up.
can you imagine what this man would have been had he ever been loved?	... because people have got to know whether or not their President is a crook.  Well, I am not a crook.  I have never made a dime from public service ...
mr. nixon, it is possible for even a president to go too far.	Yeah ...
resent it all you want, henry, but you're in it with the rest of us. cambodia, ellsberg, the wiretaps you put in.  the president wants you to know you can't just click your heels and head back to harvard yard.  it's your ass too, henry, and it's in the wind twisting with everyone else's.	Mr. Nixon, it is possible for even a president to go too far.
i had nothing to do with that, sir, and i resent any implication ...	Resent it all you want, Henry, but you're in it with the rest of us. Cambodia, Ellsberg, the wiretaps you put in.  The President wants you to know you can't just click your heels and head back to Harvard Yard.  It's your ass too, Henry, and it's in the wind twisting with everyone else's.
that doesn't matter now, henry.  the point is, you might lose some of your media-darling halo if the press starts sniffing around our dirty laundry.	I had nothing to do with that, sir, and I resent any implication ...
i ... i heard something ... it sounded idiotic.	Idiotic?  Yes, I suppose it was.
all kinds of shit would come out. like the ellsberg thing.  you knew about that, henry, didn't you?	I ... I heard something ... It sounded idiotic.
but it must be done; your government is paralyzed.	All kinds of shit would come out. Like the Ellsberg thing.  You knew about that, Henry, didn't you?
housecleaning?  it would be ugly, henry, really ugly ...	But it must be done; your government is paralyzed.
you'll pick up the middle on this one - the jews and negros.	Jews and Negros don't win elections, Henry.  Better to hang them around the Democrats' necks.
that's right!  and if necessary, i'll drop the big one.	We have to entertain the possibility ...
mr. president, this cannot be breathed!  especially to our secretary of state -- that cretin rogers ... the chinese would never trust us again. the only way, i emphasize only way, to pull this off is in secret.	This is a major coup, gentlemen -- our own State Department doesn't even know.  And if it leaks out of here tonight ...
this will get me a second term.  damn it, without risk, there's no heroism. there's no history.  i, nixon, was born to do this.	Mr. President, this cannot be breathed!  Especially to our secretary of state -- that cretin Rogers ... The Chinese would never trust us again. The only way, I emphasize only way, to pull this off is in secret.
exactly, yes, mr. president.  that is my contention.	That's what geopolitics is about -- the whole world linked by self interest ... You tell me, Ron, how the hell I can explain that on television to a bunch of simple-minded reporters and weeping fucking mothers!
that's triangular diplomacy, gentlemen.	Exactly, yes, Mr. President.  That is my contention.
exactly, sir.  that is your historical contribution: to lead boldly in an era of limits.	No one understands! -- even my own men.  What do you think the Communists respond to?  Honesty, liberal guilt, soul-wringing crap, fathers on TV crying?  Hell no!  I understand the Communist mind, I've studied it for thirty years.  They grasp "realpolitik" better than any of us, right, Henry?
i didn't ask what your staff thinks, henry.  what do you think?	What I think is ... they're cowards. Their opposition represents the cowardice of the Eastern Establishment.  They don't realize as you do, Mr. President, that the Communists only respect strength, and they will only negotiate in good faith if they fear the "madman," Richard Nixon.
well, as you know, most of my staff have weighed in against this "incursion."  they believe it will fail to achieve anything fundamental militarily, and will result in crushing criticism domestically ...	I didn't ask what your staff thinks, Henry.  What do you think?
churchill, degaulle, disraeli.  they all went through the pain of losing power.	But they all got it back again, didn't they?  We should have lunch sometime.
finally someone who's noticed!  i'm a great admirer of yours, too, mr. nixon.  you are an unusual politician. we share a mutual idol -- "six crises" sounds like a page from churchill.	Churchill, DeGaulle, Disraeli.  They all went through the pain of losing power.
... as the old alliances crumble.	Finally someone who's noticed!  I'm a great admirer of yours, too, Mr. Nixon.  You are an unusual politician. We share a mutual idol -- "Six Crises" sounds like a page from Churchill.
there's no other choice.	We're gonna hit him so hard he looks like everything that's sick and evil about the Eastern Establishment.  You and your "plumbers" are gonna find dirt on this guy -- let's see him going to the bathroom in front of the American public!  And when we finish with him, they'll crucify him!
alright, henry -- we're gonna go your way.  crush this ellsberg character the same way we did hiss!	There's no other choice.
who are you talking to like this, you insignificant shit ...	... and what do we get for it?  Gobs and gobs of bullshit, gossip, nothing! Someone is leaking. We've got to stop the leaks, Henry, at any cost, do you hear me?  Then we can go for the big play -- China, Russia.
no, henry.  i don't.	He's turned into a drug fiend, he shot people from helicopters in Vietnam, he has sexual relations with his wife in front of their children.  He sees a shrink in L.A.  He's all fucked up. Now he's trying to be a hero to the liberals ... If he gets away with it, everybody will follow his lead.  He must be stopped at all costs.
he was, he was.  we taught a class together at harvard.  but you know these back-stabbing ivy league intellectuals, they can't ...	No, Henry.  I don't.
it's your people who are leaking to the times.  wasn't this ellsberg a student of yours at harvard?  he was your idea; why are you suddenly running for cover?	He was, he was.  We taught a class together at Harvard.  But you know these back-stabbing Ivy League intellectuals, they can't ...
i beg your pardon --	It's your people who are leaking to the Times.  Wasn't this Ellsberg a student of yours at Harvard?  He was your idea; why are you suddenly running for cover?
fuck it!  he doesn't like me, john!  it's your fault, henry.	I beg your pardon --
mr. president, we are in a revolutionary situation.  we are under siege -- black panthers, weathermen; the state department under rogers is leaking like a sieve.  and now this insignificant little shit ellsberg publishing all the diplomatic secrets of this country will destroy our ability to conduct foreign policy.	Here, Tim ... Tim.  I'm as frustrated as you, Henry, but don't you think this one's a Democrat problem.  They started the war; it makes them look bad.
secret, mr. chairman?	How a fat man gets so many girls.
fung pi!   i've only managed to change a few things around the city of beijing.  i want to know your secret.	Secret, Mr. Chairman?
but your writings have changed the world, mr. chairman.	Fung pi!   I've only managed to change a few things around the city of Beijing.  I want to know your secret.
what a waste of time.  my writings mean absolutely nothing.	But your writings have changed the world, Mr. Chairman.
you know, mr. chairman, at harvard i used your writings in my class.	What a waste of time.  My writings mean absolutely nothing.
i don't know.  he made me see the stars ...	How did he do that?  All those kids ... Why do they hate me so much?
why?	I don't know.  He made me see the stars ...
yes.	Why?
did you cry when he died?	Yes.
he was a politician.	Did you cry when he died?
you don't think he was a hero?	He was a politician.
that was mr. kennedy.	You don't think he was a hero?
we let you down, didn't we.  your people.	That was Mr. Kennedy.
yes, mr. president.	We let you down, didn't we.  Your people.
do you miss cuba, manolo?	Yes, Mr. President.
of course.	Do you miss Cuba, Manolo?
just ... uh ... you know.	Of course.
i was asleep, mr. president.  what can i get you?	Just ... uh ... you know.
civil war is always the cruelest kind of war.	The real war is in us.  History is a symptom of our disease.
you're too modest, nixon.  you're as evil as i am.  we're both from poor families.  but others pay to feed the hunger in us.  in my case, millions of reactionaries.  in your case, millions of vietnamese.	Civil war is always the cruelest kind of war.
i was the lesser of two evils.	You're too modest, Nixon.  You're as evil as I am.  We're both from poor families.  But others pay to feed the hunger in us.  In my case, millions of reactionaries.  In your case, millions of Vietnamese.
you know, i voted for you in your last election.	I was the lesser of two evils.
mr. chairman, there is an old saying: the enemy of my enemy is my friend.	That has the added virtue of being true.
don't ever trust them.  they never tell the truth or honor their commitments.  vietnamese are like russians.  both are dogs.	Mr. Chairman, there is an old saying: The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
looks can be deceiving ...	We know you've taken a great risk in inviting us here.
i must say you look very good, mr. chairman.	Looks can be deceiving ...
how about kissinger along with him?	Kissinger's misunderstood.  He pretends to be a liberal for his Establishment friends, but he's even tougher than I am ...
we're gonna get rid of him -- allende, i mean -- just as fast as we can. he's on the top of the list.	How about Kissinger along with him?
what are you going to do about this allende fellow nationalizing our businesses in chile?  you gonna send kissinger down there?	We're gonna get rid of him -- Allende, I mean -- just as fast as we can. He's on the top of the list.
free, if you're the president.	What are you going to do about this Allende fellow nationalizing our businesses in Chile?  You gonna send Kissinger down there?
so ... how's the food over there in china, mr. nixon?	Free, if you're the president.
you just came down here for the weather, right, mr. nixon?	I came down here to close a deal for Studebaker.
yes, well ... gentlemen, i promised my wife.  i'm out of politics.	You just came down here for the weather, right, Mr. Nixon?
get off that.  that leads nowhere. you should offer condolences to the families of those kids.	Sure, I'd like to offer condolences.
it broke my heart when harold died.	That was a long time ago.
you're doing the right thing, dick ... don't let 'em shake you.	It broke my heart when Harold died.
they were throwing rocks, john, just rocks.  they don't think i feel ... but i feel too much sometimes.  i just can't let a whole policy get dominated by our sentimentality.	You're doing the right thing, Dick ... don't let 'em shake you.
it wasn't your fault.  the soldiers were just kids, too.  they panicked.	They were throwing rocks, John, just rocks.  They don't think I feel ... but I feel too much sometimes.  I just can't let a whole policy get dominated by our sentimentality.
my brother harold was about the same age as those kids, john.  tuberculosis got him.	It wasn't your fault.  The soldiers were just kids, too.  They panicked.
you all right?	My brother Harold was about the same age as those kids, John.  Tuberculosis got him.
this isn't '48, dick.  they'll never buy it.	How do you know that, John?  Did we try?  Are we just giving up like the rest of 'em?  What's Hoover found, for God's sake?
one of the fathers was on the tv saying, "my child was not a bum."  and it's playing like gangbusters.  hell, hoover told me one of the girls was a nymph.	Shit, the press doesn't care about the facts.  Cronkite's sticking it to me. It's their first big hit on Richard Nixon.
jesus christ!	One of the fathers was on the TV saying, "My child was not a bum."  And it's playing like gangbusters.  Hell, Hoover told me one of the girls was a nymph.
four.  two boys.  two girls.  and eight wounded.	Jesus Christ!
how many?	Four.  Two boys.  Two girls.  And eight wounded.
you need her, dick -- in '60 she was worth five, six million votes.	Don't worry -- I'll use the old Nixon charm on her.
uh, wait ...	You need her, Dick -- in '60 she was worth five, six million votes.
let's get out of here; it's too painful.  i hate it.  we went bowling last weekend.  next weekend we're going to the zoo. whoever said there was life after politics was full of shit.	Make some money, Dick, prove yourself to the Wall Street crowd and let Goldwater and Rockefeller take the fall against Kennedy.
that'll be the day.	Let's get out of here; it's too painful.  I hate it.  We went bowling last weekend.  Next weekend we're going to the zoo. Whoever said there was life after politics was full of shit.
you're the one who should be in politics, john.  you're tougher than i am.  you never crack.	That'll be the day.
the jewboy's a harvard whore with the morals of an eel -- sells himself to the highest bidder.	You're the one who should be in politics, John.  You're tougher than I am.  You never crack.
well, he seems to have bought kissinger.	The Jewboy's a Harvard whore with the morals of an eel -- sells himself to the highest bidder.
goes to show you all the moolah in the world can't buy you a brain.	Well, he seems to have bought Kissinger.
rocky's full of shit!  no way he's going to get nominated west of the hudson with a new wife.  he's gonna be drinking scotches in retirement at some goddamn country club with the rest of the republicans.	Goes to show you all the moolah in the world can't buy you a brain.
talks all day, too!  how the hell can you put up with her, john?	What the hell -- I love her.  And she's great in bed.
it's a thing she does.  she talks at night.	Talks all day, too!  How the hell can you put up with her, John?
you mean smashed!  she called up at midnight last week.  talking a bunch of crap.  pat can't stand her.	It's a thing she does.  She talks at night.
sorry, dick.  she's a little tipsy.	You mean smashed!  She called up at midnight last week.  Talking a bunch of crap.  Pat can't stand her.
hiss was protecting his wife.  i've always believed that.	When they know you've got something to protect, that's when they fuck you!
but i wouldn't have if hiss hadn't lied about knowing chambers.  the documents were old and out of date, like these pentagon papers.  the key thing we proved was that hiss was a liar.  then people bought it that he was a spy.  it's the lie that gets you.	Hiss was protecting his wife.  I've always believed that.
and dick beat the shit out of them.	But I wouldn't have if Hiss hadn't lied about knowing Chambers.  The documents were old and out of date, like these Pentagon Papers.  The key thing we proved was that Hiss was a liar.  Then people bought it that he was a spy.  It's the lie that gets you.
you remember, john, in '48 -- no one believed alger hiss was a communist. except me.  they loved hiss just like they loved this ellsberg character. east coast, ivy league.  he was their kind.  i was dirt to them.  nothing.	And Dick beat the shit out of them.
the lie?	You remember, John, in '48 -- no one believed Alger Hiss was a communist. Except me.  They loved Hiss just like they loved this Ellsberg character. East Coast, Ivy League.  He was their kind.  I was dirt to them.  Nothing.
it was illegal, what he did.	You know, this kinda thing, you gotta be brutal.  A leak happens, the whole damn place should be fired.  Really. You do it like the Germans in World War II.  If they went through these towns and a sniper hit one of them, they'd line the whole goddamned town up and say: "Until you talk you're all getting shot."  I really think that's what has to be done.  I don't think you can be Mr. Nice-guy anymore ...
we can prosecute the new york times, go for an injunction ...	... but it's not, bottom-line, gonna change a goddamn thing, John.  The question is: How do we screw Ellsberg so bad it puts the fear of God into all leakers?
... use his women.	... Any information you have, Edgar. The sonofabitch is not gonna steal from me again!  Can you back me up on this?  Can I count on your support?
i wanna fight just as dirty as he does.	... Use his women.
... somebody should shoot the little bastard.	I wanna fight just as dirty as he does.
edgar, wonderful to see you.  clyde ... hi.	Mr. Nixon.
but it was all we had.	... but it was all we had.
... give me a break, mary.	You all know me.  I'm one of you, I grew up a stone's throw from here on a little lemon ranch in Yorba Linda ...
come on, man -- vietnam ain't germany. it doesn't threaten us.  it's a civil war between the vietnamese.	But change always comes slowly.  I've withdrawn more than half the troops. I'm trying to cut the military budget for the first time in thirty years.  I want an all-volunteer army.  But it's also a question of American credibility, our position in the world ...
what you have to understand, mr. nixon, is that we are willing to die for what we believe in.	That man up there lived in similar times.  He had chaos and civil war and hatred between the races ... Sometimes I go to the Lincoln Room at the White House and just pray.  You know, the liberals act like idealism belongs to them, but it's not true.  My family went Republican because Lincoln freed the slaves.  My grandmother was an abolitionist.  It was Quakers who founded Whittier, my hometown, to abolish slavery.  They were conservative Bible folk, but they had a powerful sense of right and wrong ... Forty years ago I was looking, as you are now, for answers.  But you know, ending the war and cleaning up the air and the cities, feeding the poor -- my mother used to feed hobos stopping over at our house - none of it is going to satisfy the spiritual hunger we all have, finding a meaning to this life ...
ernie davis.	Right, right.  I used to play a little ball myself at Whittier.  Of course, they used me as a tackling dummy.
the orangemen!  now there's a football program.  jim brown.  and that other tailback ... the one with the blood disease ...	Ernie Davis.
syracuse.	The Orangemen!  Now there's a football program.  Jim Brown.  And that other tailback ... The one with the blood disease ...
where you from?	Syracuse.
you're shittin' me.	Where you from?
hi, i'm dick nixon.	You're shittin' me.
yeah, she lives in dallas ...	She must be very attractive.  Would she like an autograph?  She might remember me ... Where's Trini?
uh, is your mother ... still alive?	Yeah, she lives in Dallas ...
... but it depends on what i'm doing to the music, dick ...	Uh, is your mother ... still alive?
oh yeah, he's good.	... but it depends on what I'm doing to the music, Dick ...
elvis i like, too.	Oh yeah, he's good.
yeah ... guy lombardo ...	Elvis I like, too.
i like jazz ...	Yeah ... Guy Lombardo ...
what kind of, uh ... music do you like?	I like jazz ...
oh, i like satin, i like pink ...	What kind of, uh ... music do you like?
... i don't really know you yet, sandy ... what do you like?  i mean, what kind of clothes do you like?  do you like blue ... red?	Oh, I like satin, I like pink ...
that's julie ... and that's tricia. she, uh, reminds me a little bit of you ...	Oh yeah ... she really is ... wholesome.
hello ...	That's Julie ... and that's Tricia. She, uh, reminds me a little bit of you ...
hi.	Hello ...
it sounds like you're talking about a wild animal.	Maybe I am.
no, no.  i'm not powerless.  because ... because i understand the system. i believe i can control it.  maybe not control it totally.  but ... tame it enough to make it do some good.	It sounds like you're talking about a wild animal.
then what's the point?  what's the point of being president?  you're powerless.	No, no.  I'm not powerless.  Because ... because I understand the system. I believe I can control it.  Maybe not control it totally.  But ... tame it enough to make it do some good.
there's a lot more at stake here than what you want.  or even what i want ...	Then what's the point?  What's the point of being president?  You're powerless.
someone wants it ...  you can't stop it, can you?  even if you wanted to.  because it's not you. it's the system.  and the system won't let you stop it ...	There's a lot more at stake here than what you want.  Or even what I want ...
no, we don't!  you're full of shit! you say you want to end the war, so why don't you?  my brother died over there last november.  why?  what good was his death?	I know.  I know.  I've seen a lot of kids die, too, in World War II.
we didn't come here to talk about football.  we came here to end the war.	Yes, I understand that.
or we could write "expletive deleted."	... and get rid of all these "goddamns" and "Jesus Christs"!
and this?!  good lord, have you lost your mind?  nixon can't say this. "niggers"!	Well, we could delete it.
no, sir ...	Now some people, we both know them, Al, think you can go stand in the middle of the bullring and cry, "Mea culpa, mea culpa," while the crowd is hissing and booing and spitting on you.  But a man doesn't cry.  I don't cry.  You don't cry ... You fight!
there's more ... there's more than just me.  you can't break, my boy, even when there's nothing left.  you can't admit, even to yourself, that it's gone, al.  do you think those pows in there did?	No, sir ...
yes, yes.	Fire him.
of them.	Yes, yes.
sir?	Of them.
proud?	Sir?
compassionate.  grateful.	Proud?
so i'm supposed to be ...	Compassionate.  Grateful.
pows.  and their families.	So I'm supposed to be ...
what's in there?	POWs.  And their families.
what i know about this country, i ... i could rip it apart.  if they want a public humiliation, that's what they'll get.  but i will never resign this office.  where the fuck am i?	What's in there?
that's right.	What I know about this country, I ... I could rip it apart.  If they want a public humiliation, that's what they'll get.  But I will never resign this office.  Where the fuck am I?
shit, plenty of people did their best writing in prison.  gandhi, lenin ...	That's right.
sir?	They sell tickets to an impeachment. Like a fucking circus ... Okay, so they impeach me.  Then it's a question of mathematics.  How many votes do we have in the Senate?
you know, fred, they sell tickets.	Sir?
bernstein.	Who the fuck are they?  Bob, are you working on revoking the Posts's television license?  Good.
no, they want you, mr. president.  i really think it would be a good move.	Gentlemen, I go now to discover the exact length, width and depth of the shaft.
mr. president, the press guys asked if you could come back for a minute.	The hell with 'em.
but what am i telling the press about kent state?	Tell 'em what you like; they'll never understand it anyway.
we gotta make 'em think we're just as tough as they are -- that nixon's a mad bomber, he might do anything!  i played a lot of poker in world war ii , and i won big, and let me tell you this -- unpredictability is our best asset.  that redneck johnson left me with a shitty hand and i'm bluffing.  i've got to play the hawk in vietnam and the dove in china. and if we keep our heads, we can win this thing.	What?  Win Vietnam, sir?
we got the press this time!	And we got the "big mo"!  We're back!
no ... it's just going to start now ...  if i could just ... if i could just ... sleep.	There'll be time for that.
it'll be over soon.	No ... it's just going to start now ...  If I could just ... If I could just ... sleep.
they were for me.  they're mine.	No.  They're not yours.  They are you. You should burn them.
and what would i find out that i haven't known for years.  what makes it so damn sad is that you couldn't confide in any of us. you had to make a record ... for the whole world.	They were for me.  They're mine.
i remember alger hiss.  i know how ugly you can be -- you're capable of anything.  but you see, it doesn't really matter, at the end of the day, what's on them.  because you have absolutely no remorse.  no concept of remorse.  you want the tapes to get out, you want them to see you at your worst ...	You're drunk!
don't be ridiculous!	I remember Alger Hiss.  I know how ugly you can be -- you're capable of anything.  But you see, it doesn't really matter, at the end of the day, what's on them.  Because you have absolutely no remorse.  No concept of remorse.  You want the tapes to get out, you want them to see you at your worst ...
you don't expect me to believe that for one minute, do you?  does it matter what's on them? really? ... murder, dick?  sex?  your secrets, your fantasies?  or just me and you and ...	Don't be ridiculous!
you can't expect me to explain that to you.	What matters to me is whether you understand it.
why didn't you?	You can't expect me to explain that to you.
thank you.	Thank you?  Dick, sometimes I understand why they hate you.
no, it isn't.  i won't interfere with you anymore.  i'm finished trying.	Thank you.
i'm the only left, dick.  if you don't talk to me, you ...	Brezhnev's coming in three days.  I don't want to deal with them.  And him.  And you.
hiding what?	Whatever it is you've always been hiding.  You're letting it destroy you, Dick.  You won't even ask for help.  You're destroying yourself, Dick.
i wish i knew.  you're hiding.	Hiding what?
and what am i doing?	I wish I knew.  You're hiding.
you.  what' you're doing --	And what am I doing?
what exactly did you want to discuss, pat?	You.  What' you're doing --
ron told me that bob haldeman's been calling.  but you won't talk to him ... if he's convicted, will you pardon him?	No.
tomorrow.	Ron told me that Bob Haldeman's been calling.  But you won't talk to him ... if he's convicted, will you pardon him?
when?	Tomorrow.
yes.	When?
not for the pentagon it isn't.  i'm kissing mao's ass.  and the press is gonna find some way to shaft nixon on this one.	It's not the press that matters. Nixon's wife is proud of him.
congratulations, dick.	How am I going to break this to Bob Hope?
is that adjusted for inflation?  think of the life mao's led.  in '52 i called him a monster.  now he could be our most important ally.  only nixon could've done that.	You're a long way from Whittier.
penny for your thoughts.	Is that adjusted for inflation?  Think of the life Mao's led.  In '52 I called him a monster.  Now he could be our most important ally.  Only Nixon could've done that.
no, i don't.  i'm not jack ...	But they never will, Dick.  No matter how many elections you win, they never will.
sometimes i think that's what you want.	You've been drinking.  What the hell are you saying?  Jesus, you sound like them now! ...  I've gotta keep fighting, Buddy, for the country.  These people running things, the elite ... they're soft, chickenshit faggots!  They don't have the long-term vision anymore.  They just want to cover their asses or meet girls or tear each other down.  Oh, God, this country's in deep trouble, Buddy ... and I have to see this through.  Mother would've wanted no less of me ... I'm sorry, Buddy.
yes!  this is about me.  why can't you understand that, you of all people? it's not the war -- it's nixon!  they want to destroy nixon!  and if i expose myself even the slightest bit they'll tear my insides out.  do you want that?  do you want to see that, buddy?  it's not pretty.	Sometimes I think that's what you want.
you personally?	Yes!  This is about me.  Why can't you understand that, you of all people? It's not the war -- it's Nixon!  They want to destroy Nixon!  And if I expose myself even the slightest bit they'll tear my insides out.  Do you want that?  Do you want to see that, Buddy?  It's not pretty.
yes!	You personally?
they're all your enemies?	Yes!
i'm not scared, buddy.  you don't understand.  they're playing for keeps, buddy.  the press, the kids, the liberals -- they're out there, trying to figure out how to tear me down.	They're all your enemies?
then what are you scared of, honey?	I'm not scared, Buddy.  You don't understand.  They're playing for keeps, Buddy.  The press, the kids, the liberals -- they're out there, trying to figure out how to tear me down.
i do.  i do.  in my own way.	Then what are you scared of, honey?
no, you're not.  so stop comparing yourself to him.  you have no reason to ... you have everything you ever wanted. you've earned it.  why can't you just enjoy it?	I do.  I do.  In my own way.
i don't need that, buddy.  i'm not jack kennedy.	No, you're not.  So stop comparing yourself to him.  You have no reason to ... You have everything you ever wanted. You've earned it.  Why can't you just enjoy it?
yes, it's been a long time ...	I don't need that, Buddy.  I'm not Jack Kennedy.
yeah, sure, a long time ago.	Yes, it's been a long time ...
i was thinking tonight -- do you remember, dick?  do you remember when you used to drive me on dates with the other boys?  you didn't want to let me out of your sight.	Yeah, sure, a long time ago.
because ... i have to relax.	I was thinking tonight -- do you remember, Dick?  Do you remember when you used to drive me on dates with the other boys?  You didn't want to let me out of your sight.
why don't we go down to key biscayne together?  just the two of us.	Because ... I have to relax.
are you okay?	Why don't we go down to Key Biscayne together?  Just the two of us.
i've missed you.	Are you okay?
hi, buddy.  what are you doing in here?	I've missed you.
he looked old, didn't he?	I asked him, "Lyndon, what would you do, on a scale of one to ten?"  And he said, "Bomb the shit out of Hanoi, boy!  Bomb them where they live." ... John, do you think I was too soft on TV?
anything.	Will you ... would you kiss me?
can i just ask for one thing?	Anything.
you're the strongest woman i ever met. i love you, buddy.	Can I just ask for one thing?
then i'll be there for you.	You're the strongest woman I ever met. I love you, Buddy.
yes ... you know it!  yes ... i will. yeah!	Then I'll be there for you.
and then you'll be happy?	Yes ... you know it!  Yes ... I will. Yeah!
this.  above all.	And then you'll be happy?
do you really want this, dick?	This.  Above all.
it was our dream, too, buddy, together ... always.	Do you really want this, Dick?
i don't want them to love me.	I need you out there.  It won't be like last time.  The war's crippled the Democrats.  I can win ... We deserve it.  Yeah, it's ours, Buddy -- at last.  Nobody knows better than you.  Frank Nixon's boy.
they love you, buddy.  they need you, too.	I don't want them to love me.
you should be going ... the primaries are soon, aren't they?  new hampshire ...	They love you, Buddy.  They need you, too.
buddy? ...	You should be going ... the primaries are soon, aren't they?  New Hampshire ...
were you planning to tell me?	We ... haven't announced anything ... uh ...
no.  it's his way.  he hates me.  him and teddy.  they always hated me.	They've lost a brother.  You know what that means, Dick.
then call him.  i'm sure it was an oversight.	No.  It's his way.  He hates me.  Him and Teddy.  They always hated me.
de gaulle's gonna be there.  and macmillan.  and adenauer. nixon can't not be there.	Then call him.  I'm sure it was an oversight.
you don't have to go.	De Gaulle's gonna be there.  And Macmillan.  And Adenauer. Nixon can't not be there.
he doesn't want me at the funeral.	You don't have to go.
dick, you should call bobby.	He doesn't want me at the funeral.
is that the truth?	I'll never run again.  I promise.
yeah ... i'm out.	Is that the truth?
are you serious?	Yeah ... I'm out.
i'll do it.  no more.	Are you serious?
if i stop ... there'll be no more talk of divorce?	I'll do it.  No more.
we can be happy.  we really can.  we love you, dick.  the girls and i...	If I stop ... there'll be no more talk of divorce?
buddy, look at me ... just look at me. do you really want me to quit?	We can be happy.  We really can.  We love you, Dick.  The girls and I...
dick, don't...	Buddy, look at me ... just look at me. Do you really want me to quit?
this is just what they want, buddy. don't you see it?  they want to drive us apart.  to beat us.  we can't let them do it.  we've been through too much together, buddy ... we belong together.	That's what you said the first time we met.  You didn't even know me.
no, i'm not!  i'm finished.	This is just what they want, Buddy. Don't you see it?  They want to drive us apart.  To beat us.  We can't let them do it.  We've been through too much together, Buddy ... We belong together.
everything's political, for christ's sake!  i'm political.  and you're political, too!	No, I'm not!  I'm finished.
you're ruining us.  if we stay with you, you'll take us down with you.  this isn't political, dick.  this is our life.	Everything's political, for Christ's sake!  I'm political.  And you're political, too!
it would ruin us, buddy, our family.	You're ruining us.  If we stay with you, you'll take us down with you.  This isn't political, Dick.  This is our life.
the girls will grow up.  they only know you from television anyway.	It would ruin us, Buddy, our family.
my god -- divorce?  what about the girls?	The girls will grow up.  They only know you from television anyway.
i want a divorce.	My God -- divorce?  What about the girls?
what are you saying?  what are you talking about?	I want a divorce.
i'll concede in the morning.	Not that.  Us.
it's over, dick.	I'll concede in the morning.
amen to that.	It's over, Dick.
no.  i'm not going to listen to any more speeches ever again.	Amen to that.
don't you want to listen to brown's victory speech?	No.  I'm not going to listen to any more speeches ever again.
i suppose castro staged the whole thing just to beat you.	Buddy, before you join the jubilation at my being beaten again, you should remember: People vote not out of love, but fear.  They don't teach that at Sunday School or at the Whittier Community Playhouse!
i sure am.  the goddamned missile crisis united the whole country behind kennedy.  and he was supporting brown. people were scared, that's why.	I suppose Castro staged the whole thing just to beat you.
you're not going to blame this on castro, are you?	I sure am.  The goddamned missile crisis united the whole country behind Kennedy.  And he was supporting Brown. People were scared, that's why.
thank you, fidel castro.	You're not going to blame this on Castro, are you?
you're not a failure, dick.	You know how much money he had in the bank when he died?  Nothing.  He was so damned honest ...  But I miss him.  I miss him a hell of a lot.
maybe i should get out of the game. what do you think, buddy?  go back to being a lawyer and end up with something solid, some money at the end of the line ... you know, i keep thinking of my old man tonight.  he was a failure, too.	You're not a failure, Dick.
it is.  we know that.  and it's enough that we know.  just think of the girls.  they're still young.  we never see them.  i lost my parents.  i don't want them to lose theirs; i don't want them to grow up without a mother and father ...	Maybe I should get out of the game. What do you think, Buddy?  Go back to being a lawyer and end up with something solid, some money at the end of the line ... You know, I keep thinking of my old man tonight.  He was a failure, too.
what do you mean?  we worked for it. we earned it.  it's ours.	It is.  We know that.  And it's enough that we know.  Just think of the girls.  They're still young.  We never see them.  I lost my parents.  I don't want them to lose theirs; I don't want them to grow up without a mother and father ...
we don't have to put ourselves through this again, dick.	What do you mean?  We worked for it. We earned it.  It's ours.
it's not fair, buddy.  i can take the insults; i can take the name-calling. but i can't take the losing.  i hate it.	We don't have to put ourselves through this again, Dick.
it makes us human ...	It's not fair, Buddy.  I can take the insults; I can take the name-calling. But I can't take the losing.  I hate it.
it's hard to lose ...	It makes us human ...
i know ...	It's hard to lose ...
we lost ...	I know ...
no, but i liked your book on nuclear weapons.  we have similar views on the balance of power ...	Well, that's wonderful.  So get me this "crisis" thing, Dick; I'll be glad to take a look at it.
hey, you know henry kissinger -- he's down from harvard.  on my staff, foreign policy whiz ...	No, but I liked your book on nuclear weapons.  We have similar views on the balance of power ...
the republican party was never home to extremists.  you should know better. this guy's as stupid as mccarthy, and mccarthy never did you any good in the long run, now did he?	Hey, you know Henry Kissinger -- he's down from Harvard.  On my staff, foreign policy whiz ...
some say you are, rocky.	The Republican Party was never home to extremists.  You should know better. This guy's as stupid as McCarthy, and McCarthy never did you any good in the long run, now did he?
whatcha predicting -- your boy goldwater going to split the party?	Some say you are, Rocky.
well, in any case, rocky, i'll send you my book.  "six crises."	Whatcha predicting -- your boy Goldwater going to split the party?
whatcha mean by that?	You know: how the voters are gonna play your divorce.
let's wait and see how you survive your first crisis, rocky ...	Whatcha mean by that?
sounds like you got a crisis syndrome. aren't you exaggerating a bit, dick? call it three-and-a-half, maybe four ...	Let's wait and see how you survive your first crisis, Rocky ...
"checkers" of course, hiss, ike's heart attack, venezuela, the kitchen debate, and kennedy.	Sounds like you got a crisis syndrome. Aren't you exaggerating a bit, Dick? Call it three-and-a-half, maybe four ...
the "crises"?	"Checkers" of course, Hiss, Ike's heart attack, Venezuela, the Kitchen Debate, and Kennedy.
what?	The "crises"?
hiya, fellow ... what were they?	What?
write.  you know, a book.  i'm calling it "six crises."  it's a good thing, rocky -- take some time off to write.	Hiya, fellow ... What were they?
to what?	Write.  You know, a book.  I'm calling it "Six Crises."  It's a good thing, Rocky -- take some time off to write.
but being out of the game gives me time to write.	To what?
someday, dick.	But being out of the game gives me time to write.
lost.	Someday, Dick.
won or lost?	Lost.
never made so much money in my life. but my upbringing doesn't allow me to enjoy it.  i did get to argue a case before the supreme court.	Won or lost?
repartee, dick -- very good.  hey, i feel ten years younger!  it makes a helluva difference, let me tell ya! how's the lawyer life?	Never made so much money in my life. But my upbringing doesn't allow me to enjoy it.  I did get to argue a case before the Supreme Court.
hi, happy.  well, you're obviously making him happy.	Repartee, Dick -- very good.  Hey, I feel ten years younger!  It makes a helluva difference, let me tell ya! How's the lawyer life?
oh, happy!  dick nixon ... you remember him.	Hi, Happy.  Well, you're obviously making him happy.
well enough.  you're looking "happy," nelson.	Oh, Happy!  Dick Nixon ... You remember him.
howya doin'!  new york treating you okay?  i'm sorry i haven't been able to see you at all--	Well enough.  You're looking "happy," Nelson.
i'm... discouraged.	You can't stop what's comin. Ain't all waitin' on you.
you're discouraged.	I'm... discouraged.
most don't.	You're discouraged.
...what you got ain't nothin' new. this country is hard on people. hard and crazy. got the devil in it yet folks never seem to hold it to account.	Most don't.
believe it was that night. she buried him the next mornin'.  diggin' in that hard caliche.	...What you got ain't nothin' new. This country is hard on people. Hard and crazy. Got the devil in it yet folks never seem to hold it to account.
no, i mean was it right away or in the night or when was it.	Believe it was that night. She buried him the next mornin'.  Diggin' in that hard caliche.
nineteen zero and nine.	No, I mean was it right away or in the night or when was it.
when did he die?	Nineteen zero and nine.
...shot down on his own porch there in hudspeth county. there was seven or eight of 'em come to the house. wantin' this and wantin' that. mac went back in and got his shotgun but they was way ahead of him. shot him down in his own doorway.  aunt ella run out and tried to stop the bleedin'. him tryin to get hold of the shotgun again. they just set there on their horses watchin' him die. finally one of 'em says somethin' in injun and they all turned and left out. well mac knew the score even if aunt ella didn't. shot through the left lung and that was that. as they say.	When did he die?
you don't know what he thinks.	Yes I do.
...i always thought when i got older god would sort of come into my life in some way. he didn't. i don't blame him. if i was him i'd have the same opinion about me that he does.	You don't know what he thinks.
i don't know. i feel overmatched.	...I always thought when I got older God would sort of come into my life in some way. He didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I'd have the same opinion about me that he does.
how come're you doin that?	I don't know. I feel overmatched.
yes, you've circled round.	How come're you doin that?
...your granddad never asked me to sign on as deputy. i done that my own self. loretta says you're quittin'.	Yes, you've circled round.
all the time you spend tryin' to get back what's been took from you there's more goin' out the door. after a while you just try and get a tourniquet on it.	...Your granddad never asked me to sign on as deputy. I done that my own self. Loretta says you're quittin'.
i'm kindly surprised to hear you say that.	All the time you spend tryin' to get back what's been took from you there's more goin' out the door. After a while you just try and get a tourniquet on it.
i don't know. nothin'. wouldn't be no point to it.	I'm kindly surprised to hear you say that.
what would you a done if he'd been released?	I don't know. Nothin'. Wouldn't be no point to it.
in angola. yeah.	What would you a done if he'd been released?
that man that shot you died in prison.	In Angola. Yeah.
i generally make a fresh pot ever week even if there's some left over.	That man that shot you died in prison.
how fresh is this coffee?	I generally make a fresh pot ever week even if there's some left over.
'predate it.	How fresh is this coffee?
want a cup?	'Predate it.
she just told me you was quittin'. sit down.	Want a cup?
didn't know there was any.	She just told me you was quittin'. Sit down.
got a letter from your wife. she writes pretty regular, tells me the family news.	Didn't know there was any.
i am older.	Got a letter from your wife. She writes pretty regular, tells me the family news.
you lookin' at it. i got to say you look older.	I am older.
how you been, ellis?	You lookin' at it. I got to say you look older.
cats? several. wal. depends what you mean by got. some are half-wild, and some are just outlaws.	How you been, Ellis?
how many a those things you got now?	Cats? Several. Wal. Depends what you mean by got. Some are half-wild, and some are just outlaws.
i deduced it. once you walked in.	How many a those things you got now?
but -- how'd you know it was mine?	I deduced it. Once you walked in.
what give you that idea. i seen one of the cats heard it.	But -- how'd you know it was mine?
you heard my -- you havin' fun with me?	What give you that idea. I seen one of the cats heard it.
how's that?	You heard my -- you havin' fun with me?
you heard it?	How's that?
who else'd be in your truck.	You heard it?
how'd you know i was here.	Who else'd be in your truck.
hard to believe.	Strolls right back into a crime scene. Who would do such a thing? How do you defend against it?
that don't hardly say it. he shoots the desk clerk one day, and walks right back in the next and shoots a retired army colonel.	Hard to believe.
yes, he has some hard bark on him.	That don't hardly say it. He shoots the desk clerk one day, and walks right back in the next and shoots a retired army colonel.
all that at the eagle hotel. it's beyond everything.	Yes, he has some hard bark on him.
oh yes.	All that at the Eagle Hotel. It's beyond everything.
he's real all right.	Oh yes.
i don't know. sometimes i think he's pretty much a ghost.	He's real all right.
well what would you call him.	I don't know. Sometimes I think he's pretty much a ghost.
i'm not sure he's a lunatic.	Well what would you call him.
he is just a goddamn homicidal lunatic, ed tom.	I'm not sure he's a lunatic.
uh-huh.	He is just a goddamn homicidal lunatic, Ed Tom.
none of that explains your man though.	Uh-huh.
yessir. it may be that. in a nutshell.	None of that explains your man though.
try "old" on for size.	Yessir. It may be that. In a nutshell.
...i don't know what i do feel like.	Try "old" on for size.
not the one thing. i used to think i could at least some way put things right. i don't feel that way no more.	...I don't know what I do feel like.
it's the tide. it's the dismal tide. it is not the one thing.	Not the one thing. I used to think I could at least some way put things right. I don't feel that way no more.
signs and wonders. but i think once you stop hearin' sir and madam the rest is soon to follow.	It's the tide. It's the dismal tide. It is not the one thing.
if you'd a told me twenty years ago i'd see children walkin' the streets of our texas towns with green hair and bones in their noses i just flat out wouldn't of believed you.	Signs and wonders. But I think once you stop hearin' sir and madam the rest is soon to follow.
yes.	If you'd a told me twenty years ago I'd see children walkin' the streets of our Texas towns with green hair and bones in their noses I just flat out wouldn't of believed you.
it's all the goddamned money, ed tom. the money and the drugs.  it's just goddamned beyond everything. what is it mean? what is it leading to?	Yes.
i suppose. though they was leavin' in a hurry.	It's all the goddamned money, Ed Tom. The money and the drugs.  It's just goddamned beyond everything. What is it mean? What is it leading to?
couple hundred on his person. those hombres would've taken the stash.	I suppose. Though they was leavin' in a hurry.
no money in his room there?	Couple hundred on his person. Those hombres would've taken the stash.
no id in her room?	Not hardly nothin' in her room. And that establishment was no stickler on registration. Well...
i thought maybe she was with your boy there.	No ID in her room?
carla jean...	No.
llewelyn would never ask for help. he never thinks he needs any.	Carla Jean, I will not harm your man. And he needs help, whether he knows it or not.
yes ma'am, i do.	Llewelyn would never ask for help. He never thinks he needs any.
if i tell you where llewelyn's headed, you promise it'll be just you goes and talks with him -- you and nobody else?	Yes ma'am, I do.
yes ma'am?	If I tell you where Llewelyn's headed, you promise it'll be just you goes and talks with him -- you and nobody else?
yeah, right. sheriff, can you give me your word on somethin'?	Yes ma'am?
who's charlie walser. oh! well, i, uh... true story? i couldn't swear to ever detail but... it's certainly true that it is a story.	Yeah, right. Sheriff, can you give me your word on somethin'?
why you tellin' me that, sheriff?	I don't know. My mind wanders.
i wish i could say that was in his favor. but i have to say i don't think it is.	He can take all comers.
he won't neither. he never has.	I wish I could say that was in his favor. But I have to say I don't think it is.
these people will kill him, carla jean. they won't quit.	He won't neither. He never has.
llewelyn can take care of hisself.	These people will kill him, Carla Jean. They won't quit.
some pretty bad people.	Llewelyn can take care of hisself.
who's he in trouble with then?	Some pretty bad people.
it's not me he's in trouble with.	Who's he in trouble with then?
well, i don't know. he don't need any trouble from you.	It's not me he's in trouble with.
would you tell me if you had?	Well, I don't know. He don't need any trouble from you.
not word one.	Would you tell me if you had?
nothin'?	Not word one.
no i ain't.	Nothin'?
you ain't heard from him?	No I ain't.
don't know why i did. i told you, i don't know where he is.	You ain't heard from him?
yessir.	My lord, Wendell, it's just all-out war. I  don't know any other word for it. Who are these folks? I don't know...
natural to the line of work they was in.	Yessir.
how's that, sheriff?	Natural to the line of work they was in.
no, that's the only thing i would've looked for. and it sounds like these boys died of natural causes.	How's that, Sheriff?
you gonna drive out there?	No, that's the only thing I would've looked for. And it sounds like these boys died of natural causes.
okay.	You gonna drive out there?
yessir. it was punched out.	Okay.
now, wendell, did you inquire about the cylinder lock?	Yessir. It was punched out.
yessir.	Now, Wendell, did you inquire about the cylinder lock?
there's a question. whether they stopped bein'. and when.	Yessir.
yessir. none of the three had id on 'em but they're tellin' me all three is mexicans. was mexicans.	There's a question. Whether they stopped bein'. And when.
no sir.	Well then I guess I can skip it. Heavens to Betsy, Wendell, you already put me off my breakfast.
i don't know. any new bodies accumulated out there?	No sir.
the rangers and dea are heading out to the desert this morning. you gonna join 'em?	I don't know. Any new bodies accumulated out there?
yes noreen you better had. thank you.	The Rangers and DEA are heading out to the desert this morning. You gonna join 'em?
sir, i don't want to picture that.	Well I don't either!
are you telling me he shot this boy in the head and then went fishin' around in there with a pocket knife?	Sir, I don't want to picture that.
yes sir.	Are you telling me he shot this boy in the head and then went fishin' around in there with a pocket knife?
you said entrance wound in the forehead, no exit wound.	Yes sir.
no sir.	You said entrance wound in the forehead, no exit wound.
well, wendell, with all due respect, that don't make a whole lot of sense.	No sir.
yessir. wasn't none.	Well, Wendell, with all due respect, that don't make a whole lot of sense.
wasn't no bullet?	Yessir. Wasn't none.
wasn't no bullet.	Wasn't no bullet?
what was the bullet?	Wasn't no bullet.
you think this boy moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that are huntin' him?	I don't know. He ought to...
i'm ahead of you there.	You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that are huntin' him?
sheriff, that's aggravating.	I'm ahead of you there.
...now that's aggravating.	Sheriff?
i don't know. oh.	...Now that's aggravating.
so when was he here?	I don't know. Oh.
probably must be.	So when was he here?
that from the lock?	Probably must be.
believe you're right.	That from the lock?
...i believe they've done lit a shuck.	Believe you're right.
what about yours?	I'm hidin' behind you.
gun out and up.	What about yours?
we goin' in?	Gun out and up.
no. probably i don't.	It's a mess, ain't it Sheriff?
but you don't believe it.	No. Probably I don't.
that's possible.	But you don't believe it.
these boys is all swole up. so this was earlier: gettin set to trade. then, whoa, differences... you know: might not of even been no money.	That's possible.
...how come do you reckon the coyotes ain't been at 'em?	I don't know...
mm.	...How come do you reckon the coyotes ain't been at 'em?
...somebody unloaded on this thing with a shotgun.	Mm.
nine millimeter. couple of .45 acp's.	...Somebody unloaded on this thing with a shotgun.
what calibers you got there, sheriff?	Nine millimeter. Couple of .45 ACP's.
yes, appears to have been a glitch or two.	What calibers you got there, Sheriff?
that's the boy.	You figure him for a dope runner?
llewelyn moss?	That's the boy.
i know this truck. belongs to a feller named moss.	Llewelyn Moss?
you sure?	Oh, I'm more than sure. Anything happens to Loretta's horse I can tell you right now you don't wanna be the party that was aboard.
...you ride winston.	You sure?
uh-huh.	...You ride Winston.
yessir. but then there's this other. he nods up the ridge away from the highway.	Uh-huh.
well. old age flattens a man.	Yessir. But then there's this other. He nods up the ridge away from the highway.
that's very linear sheriff.	Well. Old age flattens a man.
yessir, his vehicle. man killed lamar's deputy, took his car, killed someone on the highway, swapped for his car, and now here it is and he's swapped again for god knows what.	That's very linear Sheriff.
the old boy shot by the highway?	Yessir, his vehicle. Man killed Lamar's deputy, took his car, killed someone on the highway, swapped for his car, and now here it is and he's swapped again for god knows what.
i'd say it is. not a doubt in my mind.	The old boy shot by the highway?
it could be.	I'd say it is. Not a doubt in my mind.
does that look to you like about a '77 ford, wendell?	It could be.
yessir. we should a brought wieners.	Does that look to you like about a '77 Ford, Wendell?
you wouldn't think a car would burn like that.	Yessir. We should a brought wieners.
we dedicate ourselves daily anew. something like that.	I think I'm goin' to commence dedicatin' myself twice daily. It may come to three times before it's over...
...what is it that torbert says? about truth and justice?	We dedicate ourselves daily anew. Something like that.
yes i do. you don't want to lie without what it's absolutely necessary.	...What is it that Torbert says? About truth and justice?
you want me to wait til you've quit the building?	Yes I do. You don't want to lie without what it's absolutely necessary.
i'll call loretta when i get there. i'd call now but she'll want me to come home and i just might.	You want me to wait til you've quit the building?
yes sheriff.	I'll call Loretta when I get there. I'd call now but she'll want me to come home and I just might.
...could i get you to call loretta and tell her i've gone to odessa? goin' to visit with carla jean moss.	Yes Sheriff.
i'm goin' to try and keep from it as much as i can.	He's goin' back out there and he wanted to know if you wanted to go with him.
that dea agent called again. you don't want to talk to him?	I'm goin' to try and keep from it as much as I can.
...this month's checks.	That DEA agent called again. You don't want to talk to him?
ed tom, i'll be polite.	Okay. Two of 'em. Both had my father. It's peculiar. I'm older now'n he ever was by twenty years. So in a sense he's the younger man. Anyway, first one I don't remember so well but it was about meetin' him in town somewheres and he give me some money and I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin' through the mountains of a night.
well they always is to the party concerned.	Ed Tom, I'll be polite.
well you got time for 'em now. anything interesting?	Well they always is to the party concerned.
i don't know. had dreams.	Well you got time for 'em now. Anything interesting?
...how'd you sleep?	I don't know. Had dreams.
i mean, would you care to join me.	Lord no. I'm not retired.
i can't plan your day.	I mean, would you care to join me.
what do you think.	I can't plan your day.
okay.	What do you think.
maybe i'll go ridin.	Okay.
don't hurt no one.	Well. If you say so.
i never do.	Don't hurt no one.
don't get hurt.	I never do.
i always am.	Don't get hurt.
...be careful.	I always am.
that's very nice.	...Be careful.
...i love you more'n more, ever day.	That's very nice.
hyah!	...I love you more'n more, ever day.
when is the county gonna start payin' a rental on my horse.	Hyah!
it is a car afire. but wendell said there was something back country too.	When is the county gonna start payin' a rental on my horse.
i thought it was a car afire.	It is a car afire. But Wendell said there was something back country too.
well i didn't see it.	Well I put it in. That one. You just set there. I'll get tickets and a cart for the bags.
i put it in, mama.	Well I didn't see it.
i didn't see my prednizone.	I put it in, Mama.
i got it mama.	I didn't see my Prednizone.
it ain't even three years we been married.	Three years ago I said them very words. No and Good.
i knowed you was crazy when i saw you settin' there. i knowed exactly what was in store for me.	Yes. Things fall into place.
i don't say anything. except it was foreseen.	I knowed you was crazy when I saw you settin' there. I knowed exactly what was in store for me.
not like that. not like you say.	I don't say anything. Except it was foreseen.
your husband had the opportunity to remove you from harm's way. instead, he used you to try to save himself.	Not like that. Not like you say.
that don't make sense. you gave your word to my husband to kill me?	Your husband had the opportunity to remove you from harm's way. Instead, he used you to try to save himself.
to your husband.	That don't make sense. You gave your word to my husband to kill me?
you gave your word?	To your husband.
no. but i gave my word.	You gave your word?
...you got no cause to hurt me.	No. But I gave my word.
...i need to sit down.	...You got no cause to hurt me.
i wouldn't worry about it.	...I need to sit down.
what little i had is long gone and they's bill aplenty to pay yet. i buried my mother today. i ain't paid for that neither.	I wouldn't worry about it.
no.	What little I had is long gone and they's bill aplenty to pay yet. I buried my mother today. I ain't paid for that neither.
i ain't got the money.	No.
no.	I ain't got the money.
she'll be all right.	She'll be all right?
find who? what am i supposed to do with mother?	She'll be all right.
no. this works better. with you gone and i don't have the money, he can't touch me. but i can sure touch him. after i find him i'll come and join you.	Find who? What am I supposed to do with Mother?
llewelyn, i ain't gonna leave you in the lurch.	No. This works better. With you gone and I don't have the money, he can't touch me. But I can sure touch him. After I find him I'll come and join you.
what makes you say that?	I can hear it in your voice.
what did i know to tell him. you're hurt, ain't you?	What makes you say that?
what did you tell him?	What did I know to tell him. You're hurt, ain't you?
i don't know, i had the sheriff here from terrell county --	What did you tell him?
you know what's goin' on?	I don't know, I had the sheriff here from Terrell County --
what should i do?	You know what's goin' on?
hey.	What should I do?
llewelyn?	Hey.
you are comin back, ain't ya?	I shall return.
yes ma'am?	You are comin back, ain't ya?
llewelyn?	Yes ma'am?
not any more, carla jean. you're retired.	Llewelyn?
i'm used to lots of things, i work at wal-mart.	Not any more, Carla Jean. You're retired.
you should be used to that.	I'm used to lots of things, I work at Wal-Mart.
she is just gonna cuss you up'n down.	You should be used to that.
uh-huh.	She is just gonna cuss you up'n down.
mama's gonna raise hell.	Uh-huh.
well i got  a good one. so they ought to even out. quit worrying about everthing.	Mama's gonna raise hell.
i got a bad feelin', llewelyn.	Well I got  a good one. So they ought to even out. Quit worrying about everthing.
yes i do.	I got a bad feelin', Llewelyn.
promise?	Yes I do.
don't wanna register it. i'll call you in a couple days.	Promise?
you can't afford one?	Don't wanna register it. I'll call you in a couple days.
i'm gonna borrow a car. from eldon.	You can't afford one?
why all the way to del rio?	I'm gonna borrow a car. From Eldon.
well thanks for fallin' all over and apologizing.	Things happened. I can't take 'em back.
c'mon, pack your things. anything you leave you ain't gonna see again.	Well thanks for fallin' all over and apologizing.
llewelyn --	C'mon, pack your things. Anything you leave you ain't gonna see again.
try standin' in the door and hollerin: mama i'm home.	Llewelyn --
what'm i supposed to tell mama?	Try standin' in the door and hollerin: Mama I'm home.
baby, at what point would you quit botherin' to look for your two million dollars?	What'm I supposed to tell Mama?
so... for how long do we have to...	Baby, at what point would you quit botherin' to look for your two million dollars?
well -- how come?	So... for how long do we have to...
not we, you. stay with your mother.	Well -- how come?
why would we go to odessa?	Not we, you. Stay with your mother.
odessa.	Why would we go to Odessa?
your mother's dead, llewelyn.	Well then I'll tell her myself.
...if i don't come back tell mother i love her.	Your mother's dead, Llewelyn.
somethin' i forgot to do. i'll be back.	What're you goin' to do?
goin' where?	Somethin' I forgot to do. I'll be back.
goin' out.	Goin' where?
what're you doin', baby?	Goin' out.
yeah.	What're you doin', baby?
llewelyn.	Yeah.
fine. i don't wanna know. i don't even wanna know where you been all day.	That'll work.
just keep it up.	Fine. I don't wanna know. I don't even wanna know where you been all day.
big talk.	Just keep it up.
you keep running that mouth i'm gonna take you in the back and screw you.	Big talk.
i need to know that.	You keep running that mouth I'm gonna take you in the back and screw you.
you don't need to know everthing, carla jean.	I need to know that.
what'd you give for that thing?	You don't need to know everthing, Carla Jean.
what? quit hollerin'.	What'd you give for that thing?
llewelyn!	What? Quit hollerin'.
no. i found it.	Llewelyn!
did you buy that gun?	No. I found it.
at the gettin' place.	Did you buy that gun?
...where'd you get the pistol?	At the gettin' place.
that'll be the day.	...Where'd you get the pistol?
it's full a money.	That'll be the day.
what's in the satchel?	It's full a money.
you mean the nature of this conversation?	I mean the nature of you.
do you have any idea how goddamn crazy you are?	You mean the nature of this conversation?
i do know to a certainty. and you know what's going to happen now. you should admit your situation. there would be more dignity in it.	You go to hell.
you don't know to a certainty. twenty minutes it could be here.	I do know to a certainty. And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.
it will be brought to me and placed at my feet.	You don't know to a certainty. Twenty minutes it could be here.
and where is that.	It will be brought to me and placed at my feet.
i know where it's going to be.	And where is that.
what's that.	I know where it's going to be.
i know something better.	What's that.
i need dark. to get it. i know where it is.	I know something better.
if you knew, you would have it with you.	I need dark. To get it. I know where it is.
i know where the money is.	If you knew, you would have it with you.
why would i let you do that?	I know where the money is.
we don't have to do this. i'm a daytrader. i could just go home.	Why would I let you do that?
llewelyn?! no he ain't.	You expect him?
is llewelyn there?	Llewelyn?! No he ain't.
hello?	Is Llewelyn there?
where does he work?	Did you not hear me? We can't give out no information.
sir i ain't at liberty to give out no information about our residents.	Where does he work?
where does he work?	Sir I ain't at liberty to give out no information about our residents.
i can't say.	Where does he work?
where does he work?	I can't say.
well i'd say he's at work. do you want to leave a message?	Where does he work?
yes i did.	Well I'd say he's at work. Do you want to leave a message?
did you go up to his trailer?	Yes I did.
i'm looking for llewelyn moss.	Did you go up to his trailer?
yessir?	I'm looking for Llewelyn Moss.
i don't know.	Just lightin' out for the territories, huh. Brother, I been there... Well...
well -- where ya goin'?	I don't know.
airport.	Well -- where ya goin'?
huh? airport or airstrip?	Airport.
what airport would you use.	Huh? Airport or airstrip?
yeah, that'll suck some power. over time.	You from around here?
how'd you find it?	No me mate.
not a bleep.	All right...
...you getting anything on this?	Not a bleep.
...where's the transponder?	In the truck.  I'll get it.
mm-hm.	Screwgie.
huh? what is...	I need you to step out of the car, sir.
step out of the car please, sir.	Huh? What is...
what's this about?	Step out of the car please, sir.
yes, i do. i think you do too. so this is what i'll offer. you bring me the money and i'll let her go. otherwise she's accountable. the same as you. that's the best deal you're going to get. i won't tell you you can save yourself because you can't.	Yeah I'm goin' to bring you somethin' all right. I've decided to make you a special project of mine. You ain't goin' to have to look for me at all.
no. do you?	Yes, I do. I think you do too. So this is what I'll offer. You bring me the money and I'll let her go. Otherwise she's accountable. The same as you. That's the best deal you're going to get. I won't tell you you can save yourself because you can't.
you know how this is going to turn out, don't you?	No. Do you?
so what're you goin' up there for.	You know how this is going to turn out, don't you?
it doesn't make any difference where she is.	So what're you goin' up there for.
you know she won't be there.	It doesn't make any difference where she is.
all right.	You know she won't be there.
yeah. i know where you're going.	All right.
you're in the hospital across the river. but that's not where i'm going. do you know where i'm going?	Yeah. I know where you're going.
yeah? where am i?	You're in the hospital across the river. But that's not where I'm going. Do you know where I'm going?
...i know where you are.	Yeah? Where am I?
do you know where i'm going?	...I know where you are.
why would i care where you're going.	Do you know where I'm going?
i think that you do. do you know where i'm going?	Why would I care where you're going.
i don't need to talk to you.	I think that you do. Do you know where I'm going?
...you need to talk to me.	I don't need to talk to you.
you know who it is.	...You need to talk to me.
who is this.	You know who it is.
...for instance. i used birshot. so as not to blow the window.	I see.
that's foolish. you pick the one right tool.	...For instance. I used birshot. So as not to blow the window.
he feels... he felt... the more people looking...	That's foolish. You pick the one right tool.
he gave acosta's people a receiver.	He feels... he felt... the more people looking...
nobody. accounting.	He gave Acosta's people a receiver.
yes.	Nobody. Accounting.
...me?	Yes.
...where you want me to put it?	Anywhere not in your pocket. Or it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is.
don't put it in your pocket. it's your lucky quarter.	...Where you want me to put it?
sir?	Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
...don't put it in your pocket.	Sir?
you stand to win everything. call it.	All right. Heads then.
how's that?	You stand to win everything. Call it.
everything.	How's that?
look... i got to know what i stand to win.	Everything.
nineteen fifty-eight. it's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. and now it's here. and it's either heads or tails, and you have to say. call it.	Look... I got to know what I stand to win.
no.	Nineteen fifty-eight. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails, and you have to say. Call it.
yes you did. you been putting it up your whole life. you just didn't know it. you know what date is on this coin?	No.
i didn't put nothin' up.	Yes you did. You been putting it up your whole life. You just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
you need to call it. i can't call it for you. it wouldn't be fair. it wouldn't even be right.	I didn't put nothin' up.
well -- we need to know what it is we're callin' for here.	You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair. It wouldn't even be right.
just call it.	Well -- we need to know what it is we're callin' for here.
for what?	Just call it.
yes.	For what?
call it?	Yes.
call it.	Call it?
i don't know. i couldn't say.	Call it.
the most. you ever lost. on a coin toss.	I don't know. I couldn't say.
sir?	The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
...what's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?	Sir?
i don't have some way to put it. that's the way it is.	...What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
...if that's the way you wanna put it.	I don't have some way to put it. That's the way it is.
you married into it.	...If that's the way you wanna put it.
we lived in temple texas for many years. raised a family there. in temple. we come out here about four years ago.	You married into it.
you married into it.	We lived in Temple Texas for many years. Raised a family there. In Temple. We come out here about four years ago.
this was my wife's father's place. originally.	You married into it.
you've lived here all your life?	This was my wife's father's place. Originally.
yes i do.	You've lived here all your life?
you live in that house behind the store?	Yes I do.
well... i need to close now --	You live in that house behind the store?
you said that.	Well... I need to close now --
why would you be comin' back? we'll be closed.	You said that.
i could come back then.	Why would you be comin' back? We'll be closed.
...i'd say around nine-thirty. somewhere around nine-thirty.	I could come back then.
well...	...I'd say around nine-thirty. Somewhere around nine-thirty.
you're a bit deaf, aren't you? i said what time do you go to bed.	Well...
sir?	You're a bit deaf, aren't you? I said what time do you go to bed.
...what time do you go to bed.	Sir?
i said you don't know what you're talking about.	...What time do you go to bed.
sir?	I said you don't know what you're talking about.
you don't know what you're talking about, do you?	Sir?
generally around dark. at dark.	You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
now is not a time. what time do you close.	Generally around dark. At dark.
now. we close now.	Now is not a time. What time do you close.
what time do you close?	Now. We close now.
yessir.	What time do you close?
see about closing.	Yessir.
well... i need to see about closin'.	See about closing.
you already asked me that.	Well... I need to see about closin'.
will there be anything else?	You already asked me that.
is that what you're asking me? is there something wrong with anything?	Will there be anything else?
with anything?	Is that what you're asking me? Is there something wrong with anything?
with what?	With anything?
is somethin' wrong?	With what?
i don't know. will there?	Is somethin' wrong?
...will there be somethin' else?	I don't know. Will there?
i was just passin' the time.	I guess that passes for manners in your cracker view of things.
didn't mean nothin'.	I was just passin' the time.
i didn't mean nothin' by it.	Didn't mean nothin'.
what business is it of yours where i'm from, friendo?	I didn't mean nothin' by it.
i seen you was from dallas.	What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?
what way would that be?	I seen you was from Dallas.
y'all getting any rain up your way?	What way would that be?
this. and the gas.	Y'all getting any rain up your way?
sixty-nine cent.	This. And the gas.
how much?	Sixty-nine cent.
you get a lot of people come in here with no clothes on?	No sir, it's unusual.
okay.	You get a lot of people come in here with no clothes on?
good. i need everything else.	Okay.
i'm waitin' to hear your description of that.	There's somebody lookin' for me. Not police. Just call me if anyone else checks in tonight.
you on all night?	Yessir, be here til ten tomorrow morning.
that's twenty-six dollars.	You on all night?
one room, one night.	That's twenty-six dollars.
well i guess that'd be our ten-foot backyard per-gola. you can stand up in it. well, some people could stand up in it. six foot clearance at the ridge. you might just could.	Let me have that one. Where's the nearest hardware store?
the kind with the most poles.	Well I guess that'd be our ten-foot backyard Per-Gola. You can stand up in it. Well, some people could stand up in it. Six foot clearance at the ridge. You might just could.
what kind of tent?	The kind with the most poles.
never mind.  i want a tent.	What kind of tent?
well you give me the model number of the tent i can order you the poles.	Never mind.  I want a tent.
somethin' like that.	Well you give me the model number of the tent I can order you the poles.
you already have the tent?	Somethin' like that.
uh-huh.	You already have the tent?
tent poles.	Uh-huh.
uh-huh. double ought.	They'll give you a wallop.
twelve gauge. you need shells? moss looks the gun over.	Uh-huh. Double ought.
i want you to take me to another motel.	Let's just call it square.
why don't i set you down here and we won't argue about it.	I want you to take me to another motel.
it's all right.	Why don't I set you down here and we won't argue about it.
i don't want to get in some kind of a jackpot here, buddy.	It's all right.
...keep going. don't stop.	I don't want to get in some kind of a jackpot here, buddy.
what room?	Just drive me around. I want to see if someone's here.
don't stop. just ride me up past the rooms.	What room?
i'm sorry.	Goodbye, Mr. Wells.
...an attempt at humor, i suppose.	I'm sorry.
can i get my parking ticket validated?	...An attempt at humor, I suppose.
yes?	Can I get my parking ticket validated?
...i'm wondering...	Yes?
okay. we can stop that.	You seem pretty sure of yourself. You've led something of a charmed life haven't you Mr. Wells?
he killed three men in a motel in del rio yesterday. and two others at that colossal goatfuck out in the desert.	Okay. We can stop that.
what do you want to know?	I'd just like to know your opinion of him. In general. Just how dangerous is he?
that's not an answer.	What do you want to know?
well enough.	That's not an answer.
how well do you know chigurh.	Well enough.
okay.	How well do you know Chigurh.
if your expenses run higher i hope you'll trust us for it.	Okay.
yessir.	If your expenses run higher I hope you'll trust us for it.
we got a loose cannon here. and we're out a bunch of money, and the other party is out his product.	Yessir. I understand that.
no sir but you struck me as a man who wouldn't want to waste a chair. i remember dates. names. numbers. i saw him on november 28th.	We got a loose cannon here. And we're out a bunch of money, and the other party is out his product.
you seem pretty sure of the date. did i ask you to sit?	No sir but you struck me as a man who wouldn't want to waste a chair. I remember dates. Names. Numbers. I saw him on November 28th.
november the 28th, last year.	You seem pretty sure of the date. Did I ask you to sit?
when did you last see him.	November the 28th, last year.
yessir, that's correct. i know 'em when i see 'em.	When did you last see him.
then you'll like me.	I do like you.
yeah but no one ever sees that. i like a man that'll tell you he's married.	Then you'll like me.
lookin' for what's comin'.	Yeah but no one ever sees that. I like a man that'll tell you he's married.
what else then?	Lookin' for what's comin'.
half.	What else then?
oh. that's who you keep lookin' out the window for?	Half.
waitin' for my wife.	Oh. That's who you keep lookin' out the window for?
i got beers in my room.	Waitin' for my wife.
that's me.	I got beers in my room.
no, one forty-two.	That's got two double beds.
you can have the one next to yours if you want. one twenty.  it ain't took.	No, one forty-two.
what about one forty-two.	You can have the one next to yours if you want. One twenty.  It ain't took.
another additional.	Uh-huh.You got a map of the rooms?
no, i want to keep my room, and get another one.	Another additional.
you want to change rooms?	No, I want to keep my room, and get another one.
could i get another room.	You want to change rooms?
...you pick the option with the applicable rate.	I'm just one person. Don't matter the size of the bed.
the option.	...You pick the option with the applicable rate.
the what?	The option.
you tell me the option.	The what?
no no. no. you don't understand. you can't make a deal with him. even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you. he's a peculiar man. you could even say that he has principles. principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. he's not like you. he's not even like me.	He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that.
if i was cuttin' deals, why wouldn't i go deal with this guy chigurh?	No no. No. You don't understand. You can't make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you. He's a peculiar man. You could even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. He's not like you. He's not even like me.
...i'm across the river. at the hotel eagle. carson wells.  call me when you've had enough. i can even let you keep a little of the money.	If I was cuttin' deals, why wouldn't I go deal with this guy Chigurh?
no. you don't.	...I'm across the river. At the Hotel Eagle. Carson Wells.  Call me when you've had enough. I can even let you keep a little of the money.
no i don't have it.	No. You don't.
the heroin. you don't have it.	No I don't have it.
what product.	The heroin. You don't have it.
...you didn't take the product, did you?	What product.
he isn't. you're not cut out for this. you're just a guy that happened to find those vehicles.	...You didn't take the product, did you?
maybe he should be worried. about me.	He isn't. You're not cut out for this. You're just a guy that happened to find those vehicles.
to kill your wife.	Maybe he should be worried. About me.
why would he go to odessa?	To kill your wife.
look. you need to give me the money. i've got no other reason to protect you.	Too late. I spent it -- about a million and a half on whores and whiskey and the rest of it I just sort of blew it in.
so what does that make me? your buddy?	Look. You need to give me the money. I've got no other reason to protect you.
so was i.	So what does that make me? Your buddy?
yeah. i was in nam.	So was I.
were you in nam?	Yeah. I was in Nam.
what did i say?	Were you in Nam?
pot metal?	What did I say?
i didn't say braze.	Pot metal?
i don't mean braze.	I didn't say braze.
yes.	I don't mean braze.
cast iron?	Yes.
any of it. if it can be welded i can weld it.	Cast iron?
acetylene? mig? tig?	Any of it. If it can be welded I can weld it.
i'm a welder.	Acetylene? Mig? Tig?
what did you do?	I'm a welder.
i'm retired.	What did you do?
...what do you do?	I'm retired.
no. you don't understand.	...What do you do?
i been immobile.	No. You don't understand.
took me about three hours.	I been immobile.
not any way.	Took me about three hours.
not that way.	Not any way.
i know what it is. he won't find me again.	Not that way.
it's called a transponder.	I know what it is. He won't find me again.
i know how he found me.	It's called a transponder.
chigurh. anton chigurh. you know how he found you?	I know how he found me.
sugar?	Chigurh. Anton Chigurh. You know how he found you?
i guess i'd say... that he doesn't have a sense of humor.  his name is chigurh.	Sugar?
how would you describe him?	I guess I'd say... that he doesn't have a sense of humor.  His name is Chigurh.
i don't think that's how i would describe him.	How would you describe him?
what is he supposed to be, the ultimate bad-ass?	I don't think that's how I would describe him.
...but that won't last.	What is he supposed to be, the ultimate bad-ass?
...don't worry. i'm not the man that's after you.	I know, I've seen him. Sort of.
what outfit.	Twelfth Infantry Batallion. August seventh nineteen and sixty-six to July second nineteen and sixty-eight.
yes sir. two tours.	What outfit.
nam?	Yes sir. Two tours.
no sir. i'm a veteran.	Nam?
are you in the service?	No sir. I'm a veteran.
yes sir.	Are you in the service?
don't jack with me.	Yes sir.
no sir.	Don't jack with me.
are you jackin' with me?	No sir.
i got an overcoat on.	Are you jackin' with me?
then i ask you again how you come to be out here with no clothes.	I got an overcoat on.
no sir.	Then I ask you again how you come to be out here with no clothes.
i ask questions. if i get sensible answers then they get to go to america. if i don't get sensible answers they don't. is there anything about that that you don't understand?	No sir.
i don't know.	I ask questions. If I get sensible answers then they get to go to America. If I don't get sensible answers they don't. Is there anything about that that you don't understand?
that is correct. and how do i decide?	I don't know.
you do, i reckon.	That is correct. And how do I decide?
some american citizens. who do you think decides?	You do, I reckon.
i don't know. american citizens.	Some American citizens. Who do you think decides?
who do you think gets through this gate into the united states of america?	I don't know. American citizens.
no... friends from the diner maybe?	Well, you should find out. She keeps talking about them...
i was saying that it seems probable that she witnessed the murder, but her memory of it is gone, at least for the time being. i also think you ought to have her stay with someone tonight.  any idea who chloe or lonnie are?	No... Friends from the diner maybe?
sorry you had to see that. you were saying?	I was saying that it seems probable that she witnessed the murder, but her memory of it is gone, at least for the time being. I also think you ought to have her stay with someone tonight.  Any idea who Chloe or Lonnie are?
it's a type of altered state... it allows a traumatized person to continue functioning.	So she did witness it?
could i have that in american?	It's a type of altered state... it allows a traumatized person to continue functioning.
she's in a kind of shock. i see all the signs of a post-traumatic reaction with possible dissociative symptoms.	Could I have that in American?
how is she?	She's in a kind of shock. I see all the signs of a post-traumatic reaction with possible dissociative symptoms.
sheriff, i don't...	C'mon, Betty, open up! I got some questions for you about...
godammit, betty!... who's chloe?	I'M THROUGH TALKING NOW! GOODBYE!
if this is about del, forget it! i'm not coming back!	GODAMMIT, BETTY!... WHO'S CHLOE?
betty, i need to talk to you... in person! where're you at?	IF THIS IS ABOUT DEL, FORGET IT! I'M NOT COMING BACK!
i'm in a motel. has something happened to del? did he do something stupid?	BETTY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU... IN PERSON! WHERE'RE YOU AT?
...i meant your food.	Oh, right... 's fine. Thanks.
oh, you know, the usual... keeping the world safe.	...I meant your food.
hey, sheriff. how's everything?	Oh, you know, the usual... keeping the world safe.
no, no, no... you don't know shit about procedure! you don't send your best...	I've got the working gun, Elden, me! You wasted all your bullets so you crawl out there.
you wanna see if he has more shells, go ahead. i say we wait...	No, no, no... you don't know shit about procedure! You don't send your best...
i'm not going out there! let's wait for the real police...	You gotta go, we're pinned down!
we need ammo... go check his jacket, i'll cover you.	I'm not going out there! Let's wait for the real police...
we're in a shootout, roy! shut up about the damn fish!	YOU shut up!  They're beautiful, but get them some water.
fuck you, roy ostrey!	-- small-time, pissant, Barney Fife --
that's a lie! i figured it out! i've been trying to tell this dumbass --	Fuck you, Roy Ostrey!
i just got something off the wire. the woman who owns it was murdered last night.  now, i'm not saying i agree with you or nothing, but... what else do you know?	I know plenty.
little place called "williams," why?	I just got something off the wire. The woman who owns it was murdered last night.  Now, I'm not saying I agree with you or nothing, but... what else do you know?
any idea where it is?	Little place called "Williams," why?
what about it?	Any idea where it is?
just shut up a second and listen... that, uh... that bar in arizona? where you said betty was?	What about it?
come on, i have to get this dressing off... it itches! and what about my fish? who is taking care of them?	Just shut up a second and listen... That, uh... that bar in Arizona? Where you said Betty was?
that's a nice name for what you need...	Come on, I have to get this dressing off... it itches! And what about my fish? Who is taking care of them?
elden, let me out of here. now! this is ridiculous, i need medical attention!	That's a nice name for what you need...
oww... did you have to make these things so tight?	No, I didn't have to.
you watch your mouth when you're in a goddamn county vehicle... you don't think i see what's going on? del, now this cooley fella, both of 'em mixed up with joyce... 's not no conspiracy, not some episode off the x-files... 's just a crime of passion, plain and simple. betty's on some kind'a pre-minstral rampage, that's what is going on here.	Oww... Did you have to make these things so tight?
well, do something, then, damnit!	You watch your mouth when you're in a goddamn county vehicle... You don't think I see what's going on? Del, now this Cooley fella, both of 'em mixed up with Joyce... 'S not no conspiracy, not some episode off the X-Files... 's just a crime of passion, plain and simple. Betty's on some kind'a pre-minstral rampage, that's what is going on here.
i know that...	Well, do something, then, damnit!
come on, elden, think about it. the driver, all them trunks standing open like that... something's going on here!	I know that...
yeah? well, she called sue ann yesterday from arizona.	She said she was in Arizona, did she?
why do i need to see this? did he ask you to...?	Listen! I saw 'Chloe' and 'Lonnie' on T.V. They're television characters.
worry about your own goddamn lunch!	Tell him what you told me.
i see you're sticking to the diet betty put you on...	Worry about your own goddamn lunch!
we think we know where betty is.	Ah, shit... Do I have to hear this now?
what the hell do you want?... hey, sue ann, what's up?	We think we know where Betty is.
that's bullshit, sheriff! you think she's a suspect!	I'd like to apologize for our local boy. He's been in love with Betty since the fifth grade, y'see. He means well, but he's in over his head on this.
i spoke to betty sizemore yesterday.  that's right. there's no doubt in my mind, folks... she's on the run. whether or not she's mixed up in all this remains to be seen...	That's bullshit, Sheriff! You think she's a suspect!
you're lying!	I spoke to Betty Sizemore yesterday.  That's right. There's no doubt in my mind, folks... she's on the run. Whether or not she's mixed up in all this remains to be seen...
no, we're bringing the community into the effort to find her.	You're lying!
what if the killers didn't see her? you published her picture -- you're gonna get her killed!	No, we're bringing the community into the effort to find her.
one question, doctor, please!  you can't do this! i'm the press, i have rights!!	That's right, you have the right to remain silent.
you just don't know when to quit, roy! you were jealous of me when i got hall monitor in seventh grade, and you're still jealous now!!!	One question, Doctor, please!  You can't do this! I'm the press, I have rights!!
oww, the arm, the arm!	You just don't know when to quit, Roy! You were jealous of me when I got hall monitor in seventh grade, and you're still jealous now!!!
that's it! you're gone!	Oww, the arm, the arm!
oh, you're sharp as a tack, elden.	That's it! YOU'RE GONE!
so you're saying betty sizemore -- our betty sizemore -- who you were in swing choir with -- has now hired somebody to scalp her husband in her own kitchen while she watched? you're amazing.	'S just a theory... just 'cause I'm thinking it don't mean I like it.
a woman can write a check.	So you're saying Betty Sizemore -- our Betty Sizemore -- who you were in swing choir with -- has now hired somebody to scalp her husband in her own kitchen while she watched? You're amazing.
you said a woman couldn't have done it.	A woman can write a check.
so? ...suppose betty found out about them?	You said a woman couldn't have done it.
anyway, so what?	So? ...Suppose Betty found out about them?
junior year!	Anyway, so what?
...and half the other guys in this town. including you, i believe...	Junior year!
seems she was pretty familiar with 'ol del. on a regular basis, if you get my drift...	...and half the other guys in this town. Including you, I believe...
yeah?	Seems she was pretty familiar with 'ol Del. On a regular basis, if you get my drift...
i questioned joyce about all this...	Yeah?
you just go write your little story, roy. i'll handle the police work...	You better handle what's in this garbage can first.
bad idea...	You just go write your little story, Roy. I'll handle the police work...
you bet i did. i got a squad car on the way to the reservation right now.	Bad idea...
did you send anyone out there?	You bet I did. I got a squad car on the way to the reservation right now.
they no longer live in tepees, mr. college graduate.	Did you send anyone out there?
so, you think you're gonna find his scalp hanging in some tepee?	They no longer live in tepees, Mr. College Graduate.
jesus...	You think a woman did that?!
i'm tellin' you it wasn't no woman, roy!	Jesus...
yes it was. betty saw the whole thing! your killer's name is chloe...	I'm tellin' you it wasn't no woman, Roy!
it wasn't a woman.	Yes it was. Betty saw the whole thing! Your killer's name is Chloe...
she knows who killed del. elden, she said it was a woman.	It wasn't a woman.
you need to get yourself gone from my crime scene. and leave betty alone, she's...	She knows who killed Del. Elden, she said it was a woman.
no, elden, i need to...	You need to get yourself gone from my crime scene. And leave Betty alone, she's...
...you are so goddamn weird.  oh, and by the way, get the hell outta here!	No, Elden, I need to...
i can't... they prefer a more formal presentation. i don't usually go so close to the surface, but i was...	...you are so goddamn weird.  Oh, and by the way, get the hell outta here!
good god... they're meat eaters, roy, just drop the shit in there!	I can't... they prefer a more formal presentation. I don't usually go so close to the surface, but I was...
no, it's nothing, i... my piranha just mauled me a little when i layed their food out.	Good God... they're meat eaters, Roy, just drop the shit in there!
ahh, what'd you do now... fall off your bike again?	No, it's nothing, I... my piranha just mauled me a little when I layed their food out.
oww! my arm, careful!	Ahh, what'd you do now... fall off your bike again?
okay, let's go... i got nothing for the record yet.	Oww! My arm, careful!
who eats eggs for lunch, anyhow?	Mind your own business. You just said that shit so you could look at her a little longer, anyway...
...plenty	Who eats eggs for lunch, anyhow?
they're just eggs, elden, how embarrassing can eggs be?	...plenty
why you always gotta embarrass me? i been eating lunch with you since grade school and you always gotta embarrass me!	They're just eggs, Elden, how embarrassing can eggs be?
you should get the order you want.	And you should keep your nose out of another man's omelette...  It's no big deal, Betty.
it's fine. mind your own meal...	You should get the order you want.
i thought you said the eggs weren't...	It's fine. Mind your own meal...
you know, elden, some people actually read more than just the classifieds...	Why don't you go back to doing something you're good at... like that Lonelyhearts column?  I'll take a refill there, Betty...
yeah, it was great. really put the whole idea of "church bake sales" in perspective...	You know, Elden, some people actually read more than just the Classifieds...
'kay, good. bye, then...	Uh-huh.  Anyway, I'm thinking Easter, 'cause I just fucking love pastels.
oh, yeah, he's got things up and running, alright...	'Kay, good. Bye, then...
hmm.  so, del get that car he sold you up and running yet?	Oh, yeah, he's got things up and running, alright...
you must be joking.	Hmm.  So, Del get that car he sold you up and running yet?
they're fine... you miss it?	You must be joking.
i dunno. job satisfaction, i guess...  how's things at the tip top?	They're fine... you miss it?
oh. how come?	I dunno. Job satisfaction, I guess...  How's things at the Tip Top?
great. good. content...	Oh. How come?
no, i was just... how you doing?	Great. Good. Content...
need something else?	No, I was just... How you doing?
"banners?"	You know, flags and shit... he said "for a livelier look" or something.
uhh, no, we haven't picked a date yet... well, once he dumps her we will.  he's out pricing banners... i don't expect him back.	"Banners?"
wesley didn't even want to come up here. he warned me, but i insisted...  i have to ask you, betty...are you crazy?	I don't think I am.
i wouldn't have put it quite that way, but...	Wesley didn't even want to come up here. He warned me, but I insisted...  I have to ask you, Betty...are you crazy?
so all this... really was because of that soap opera? my son is dead because you came out here to be with that doctor? a fake doctor?	I wouldn't have put it quite that way, but...
yes... not the actor, though, the doctor. i think.	So all this... really was because of that soap opera? My son is dead because you came out here to be with that doctor? A fake doctor?
did... did you really come here because you love this guy?	Yes... Not the actor, though, the doctor. I think.
when a roman general knew a battle was lost, he'd throw himself on his sword.	Did... did you really come here because you love this guy?
...what're you saying?	When a Roman general knew a battle was lost, he'd throw himself on his sword.
betty, i don't wanna shrivel up alone in some stinking prison. no way. i've got some professional pride. and i don't want anybody else to get the credit for taking me out.	...what're you saying?
i'd rather not...	Betty, I don't wanna shrivel up alone in some stinking prison. No way. I've got some professional pride. And I don't want anybody else to get the credit for taking me out.
ahh, it's too late, anyway. it's too late.  listen, i could shoot my way out, maybe take one of them with me... if you'd gimme my gun back.	I'd rather not...
this is really awkward...	Ahh, it's too late, anyway. It's too late.  Listen, I could shoot my way out, maybe take one of them with me... If you'd gimme my gun back.
wait, betty... you still haven't answered me.	This is really awkward...
i better go check on them.	Wait, Betty... you still haven't answered me.
if we went out that window right now we'd have a chance...	I better go check on them.
you're sorry? you're the reason we're here!	WAIT A SECOND! I AM NOT THE REASON YOU'RE HERE! I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, LIVING A PERFECTLY BORING LIFE UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG!
i'm sorry.	You're sorry? YOU'RE THE REASON WE'RE HERE!
that's my son! my son is dead!	I'm sorry.
i thought you were a garbageman of humanity, or something.	Yes, but I'd sort of like to put that behind me now...
i know. i borrowed it from your grandparents because i... i... it doesn't matter. don't worry, they're fine...  look, i used to feel that same way, said practically those same words, sitting at night in a foxhole in korea...  i've chased you across the country, betty, and i come to find out we're a lot more alike than you'd think.	I thought you were a garbageman of humanity, or something.
i wrote that when i was twelve... where'd you get that?!	I know. I borrowed it from your grandparents because I... I... it doesn't matter. Don't worry, they're fine...  Look, I used to feel that same way, said practically those same words, sitting at night in a foxhole in Korea...  I've chased you across the country, Betty, and I come to find out we're a lot more alike than you'd think.
no one is, honey. here, listen to this... "if who i am and who i hope to be should meet one day, i know they will be friends." now that's beautiful.	I wrote that when I was twelve... where'd you get that?!
i don't feel that, no. i just... i'm not really who you think i am.	No one is, honey. Here, listen to this... "If who I am and who I hope to be should meet one day, I know they will be friends." Now that's beautiful.
well, thirty-three, but i'm not counting del, on account of you... so, what do you think?  you probably feel i'm flattering myself to see us together.	I don't feel that, no. I just... I'm not really who you think I am.
"thirty-two?"	Well, thirty-three, but I'm not counting Del, on account of you... so, what do you think?  You probably feel I'm flattering myself to see us together.
wait. let me get this out.  i like the symphony, walks in the rain, sunsets, animals and children. i read passionately, and i like to discuss things. i'm basically conservative, but flexible. i've been involved in the death of thirty- two people, but i can live with that because the world is lighter by thirty- two pieces of shit, excuse my language.	"Thirty-two?"
umm, i don't think that...	Wait. Let me get this out.  I like the symphony, walks in the rain, sunsets, animals and children. I read passionately, and I like to discuss things. I'm basically conservative, but flexible. I've been involved in the death of thirty- two people, but I can live with that because the world is lighter by thirty- two pieces of shit, excuse my language.
i'm appreciably older than you, but my health is good. i take care of myself, and i got some money socked away. you'd never have to work again, that's for sure. i'd treat you like a queen.	Umm, I don't think that...
sure. you could probably have any thing you wanted... somebody as beautiful and stylish as yourself, and you don't even realize it.	I'm appreciably older than you, but my health is good. I take care of myself, and I got some money socked away. You'd never have to work again, that's for sure. I'd treat you like a queen.
i am?	Sure. You could probably have any thing you wanted... somebody as beautiful and stylish as yourself, and you don't even realize it.
...i never meet people like you. i'm a garbageman of the human condition. i deal with trash, mostly, people willing to trade any part of themselves for a few more minutes of their rotten lives. but you... you're different.	I am?
...well, if you're not going to slit my throat, why'd you come up here?	...to see you.
damn, life is strange. i had you figured for this cold-blooded, calculating bitch -- not that i didn't admire you for it.	...well, if you're not going to slit my throat, why'd you come up here?
drugs? god, no! i'm totally against drugs.	Damn, life is strange. I had you figured for this cold-blooded, calculating bitch -- Not that I didn't admire you for it.
so you weren't involved with him in his pathetic attempt to diversify?  were you mixed up in the drugs, betty?	Drugs? God, no! I'm totally against drugs.
i have no idea what he was mixed up in... it was always something.	So you weren't involved with him in his pathetic attempt to diversify?  Were you mixed up in the drugs, Betty?
you really... didn't have anything to do with what del was doing, did you?	I have no idea what he was mixed up in... it was always something.
i've got a pretty good idea. you're here to kill me, so kill me. you want me to be afraid, but i'm not. i don't care who you are, or why you two killed my husband...	You really... didn't have anything to do with what Del was doing, did you?
do you know why i'm here?	I've got a pretty good idea. You're here to kill me, so kill me. You want me to be afraid, but I'm not. I don't care who you are, or why you two killed my husband...
...i... i know what you are.	Do you know why I'm here?
do you know who i am?	...I... I know what you are.
no, just stand there... lemme look at you a minute.	Do you know who I am?
...i s'pose you did that so i could take my sweater off or something.	No, just stand there... lemme look at you a minute.
this is roy ostrey, he's a reporter. and this is sheriff ballard. we all went to fair oaks high together...	Oh, this is wonderful...
who are these idiots?	This is Roy Ostrey, he's a reporter. And this is Sheriff Ballard. We all went to Fair Oaks High together...
umm... yes. back home.	Alright. Oh, and one more thing about what you did yesterday... Well done.
you can start tomorrow. and don't say a word about this to anyone.  is that issue?	Umm... yes. Back home.
good. i'm prepared to offer you a job. you can help out in the pharmacy until your california certification and references arrive, but you are not to touch anyone. is that totally clear?  fine...	You can start tomorrow. And don't say a word about this to anyone.  Is that issue?
yes, ma'am.	Good. I'm prepared to offer you a job. You can help out in the pharmacy until your California certification and references arrive, but you are not to touch anyone. Is that totally clear?  Fine...
what you did yesterday was reckless at best. you are not an employee of this hospital! if that boy dies i don't even want to think of the lawsuit that'll follow. are we communicating here?	Yes, ma'am.
it's in a very pretty area that gets a lot of sun, has palm trees out front, mountains in the background...	Really? You've just described all of Southern California.
...i don't think i know that hospital.	It's in a very pretty area that gets a lot of sun, has palm trees out front, mountains in the background...
of course, he's only here two days a week. he's also on staff over at loma vista.	...I don't think I know that hospital.
well, i certainly would have heard about that.	Of course, he's only here two days a week. He's also on staff over at Loma Vista.
dr. ravell's the finest surgeon on the staff. you must know him. he's incredibly handsome, gentle, considerate. he's being sued for sexual assault right now, but --  it's not true. he was set up.	Well, I certainly would have heard about that.
of course, i don't know every doctor who works here...	Dr. Ravell's the finest surgeon on the staff. You must know him. He's incredibly handsome, gentle, considerate. He's being sued for sexual assault right now, but --  It's not true. He was set up.
i gotta go.	Betty! Listen to me! Del is ...
do what?	I gotta go.
tell del i'm sorry. i left so quick, but i need to do this.	Do what?
what are you talking about?	Tell Del I'm sorry. I left so quick, but I need to do this.
betty, honey, listen to me. a man came by from mutual life insurance. he says you've got money comin' to you from del's policy.  del's life insurance policy -- are you with me?	What are you talking about?
sue ann, i thought you of all people would back me up on this, you know what del's like. how did he take my note?	Betty, honey, listen to me. A man came by from Mutual Life Insurance. He says you've got money comin' to you from Del's policy.  Del's life insurance policy -- Are you with me?
halfway where? you've gotta come home. we've been worried sick about you. are you alright?	Sue Ann, I thought you of all people would back me up on this, you know what Del's like. How did he take my note?
yeah, hon. real bad. you just get some sleep, everything's gonna be fine.	Sue Ann, I'm sorry about all this, but I just know there's something special out there for me...
something bad happened to del and me, didn't it?	Yeah, hon. Real bad. You just get some sleep, everything's gonna be fine.
well, you are.	Something bad happened to Del and me, didn't it?
all the time...	Well, you are.
all you been through... i ever tell you what a good friend you are?	All the time...
then you should treasure that... you gotta hold on to whatever you got that's any good, even if it's only a little bit.	All you been through... I ever tell you what a good friend you are?
oh, i dunno... enough, i s'pose.	Then you should treasure that... you gotta hold on to whatever you got that's any good, even if it's only a little bit.
are you and larry happy?	Oh, I dunno... enough, I s'pose.
let me know if you need anything, okay?	Are you and Larry happy?
sorry, hon. happy birthday...	I gotta go make dinner.
yeah, me too.	Sorry, hon. Happy Birthday...
oh, i wish we could just get in it and drive, and drive, and drive!	Yeah, me too.
he wasn't going to let us use it, so i just took it.	Oh, I wish we could just get in it and drive, and drive, and drive!
what?	He wasn't going to let us use it, so I just took it.
maroon.  i stole it.	What?
the lesabre!	Maroon.  I stole it.
what?	The LeSabre!
aahhh...  so what color is it?	What?
uh-huh. no, we'll do it later. 's only a birthday, right? i'll have another one next year...	Aahhh...  So what color is it?
you sure? maybe next week we could...	Uh-huh. No, we'll do it later. 'S only a birthday, right? I'll have another one next year...
it's all right.	You sure? Maybe next week we could...
i can't ask her again -- nathan, stop it! jesse, don't take that, hit back! -- i feel terrible, hon.	It's all right.
no... what about your sister?	I can't ask her again -- Nathan, stop it! Jesse, don't take that, hit back! -- I feel terrible, hon.
honey, i'm really sorry, i was gonna call you about tonight. larry's got a lodge meeting. there's no way i can get a sitter this fast.	No... what about your sister?
i'll give you a hint. if you scrunch up your eyes a bit it looks just like a jaguar...	Honey, I'm really sorry, I was gonna call you about tonight. Larry's got a lodge meeting. There's no way I can get a sitter this fast.
oh, betty --	I'll give you a hint. If you scrunch up your eyes a bit it looks just like a Jaguar...
yep. hey, i got a surprise for tonight. we're going to the starlite in style!	Oh, Betty --
sure did. i'll tell you, if that man was any better looking it'd be a crime 'a some sort...	Yep. Hey, I got a surprise for tonight. We're going to the Starlite in style!
did you watch it yet?	Sure did. I'll tell you, if that man was any better looking it'd be a crime 'a some sort...
thanks...	...it's too bad you're such an asshole. 'S the only thing that Del was ever right about.
...george. i do.  my best friend once said if you were any handsomer it would be a crime...	Thanks...
george...	...George. I do.  My best friend once said if you were any handsomer it would be a crime...
mmm-hmm. listen, i forgive you, mr. mccord...	George...
i have... did it sound that bad?	Mmm-hmm. Listen, I forgive you, Mr. McCord...
kinda like you'd been saying it since you got on the plane...	I have... did it sound that bad?
right... i was. i was an idiot, plain and simple, and i hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. how's that?	Kinda like you'd been saying it since you got on the plane...
my treat. you were saying... something about how stupid you've been?	Right... I was. I was an idiot, plain and simple, and I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me. How's that?
oh. of course... sorry.	My treat. You were saying... something about how stupid you've been?
you're doing this now? after all the... are you sick? are you going to kill me now?	No, I... I'll leave. Forgive me if I caused you all any trouble... I just, I don't know how I...  ...I'm sorry.
why are you screaming at me? i mean, what am i... why am i here? i don't...	You're doing this now? After all the... are you sick? Are you going to kill me now?
but i'm david... i mean, i'm not david, but she thinks i am! you heard her...  stop staring at me... i'm not crazy, she is!	Why are you screaming at me? I mean, what am I... why am I here? I don't...
i'm sorry... oh my gosh, are you george mccord?!	...What? What did you call me? George... McCord. You're my favorite actor on...
david, please --	STOP CALLING ME THAT! MY NAME IS NOT DAVID, AND IF YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, YOU'RE MORE FUCKED UP THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE!
who put you up to this? did my ex- wife ask you to...?	David, please --
what do you mean? what did i do to you...	Who put you up to this? Did my ex- wife ask you to...?
well, i don't know what you had in mind, but i hope you're happy. i put myself on the line for you, my reputation, and you're making me look like an idiot.	What do you mean? What did I do to you...
why are you doing this to me?	Why am I doing this to you? Isn't this what you wanted?
stop calling me david. we're on set, for christ's sake, you don't have to call me david here.	Why are you doing this to me?
david, i don't... can we talk privately for a second?	Stop calling me David. We're on set, for Christ's sake, you don't have to call me David here.
ad lib?	In fact, I want you to ad lib, that's the magic I'm after. I wanna give a whole new feel to the show.
your lines are in the script, but you can ad lib.	Ad lib?
i remember. you said it to her, but it was meant for me, wasn't it?	Yes... maybe it was.
you know, i almost believe that... you're like a warm breeze that's suddenly blown into my life...  i said that to leslie, once, at her funeral, remember?...	I remember. You said it to her, but it was meant for me, wasn't it?
well, i just feel that life'll be much sweeter for you now with me around. i promise...	You know, I almost believe that... you're like a warm breeze that's suddenly blown into my life...  I said that to Leslie, once, at her funeral, remember?...
thanks. but i'd like to hear what you're feeling...	Well, I just feel that life'll be much sweeter for you now with me around. I promise...
...but i love listening to you, so that's okay...	Thanks. But I'd like to hear what you're feeling...
yeah, i felt that way, too, when i first started, but now... the hours, the repetition... it's not all glamour and mall openings anymore. maybe i should've listened to my people and tried to make the crossover to nights earlier, i don't know...  ...i just hope it's not too late for me. god! listen to me, "me, me, me." it's so easy to get caught up in the whole ego cycle of this business and make it all about yourself. stop, right? that's it, no more about me tonight, i promise... let's talk about you... what do you think about me? i'm kidding... seriously, betty, i'm doing all the talking here...	...but I love listening to you, so that's okay...
it's easy to be dedicated, when you care about something...	Yeah, I felt that way, too, when I first started, but now... the hours, the repetition... it's not all glamour and mall openings anymore. Maybe I should've listened to my people and tried to make the crossover to nights earlier, I don't know...  ...I just hope it's not too late for me. God! Listen to me, "Me, me, me." It's so easy to get caught up in the whole ego cycle of this business and make it all about yourself. Stop, right? That's it, no more about me tonight, I promise... Let's talk about you... what do you think about me? I'm kidding... Seriously, Betty, I'm doing all the talking here...
no, i mean your dedication scares me...	It's easy to be dedicated, when you care about something...
i know, that's why we were meant to be together...	No, I mean your dedication scares me...
i've never met anyone like you, betty.	I know, that's why we were meant to be together...
no, i would have remembered that name. the only stella i ever knew was a parrot.  was this before leslie? before us?...	I've never met anyone like you, Betty.
didn't i?	No, I would have remembered that name. The only Stella I ever knew was a parrot.  Was this before Leslie? Before us?...
you never mentioned a 'stella' to me.	Didn't I?
she's a little jealous, i think. and confused when it comes to men...  so where are we going?	Well, first I thought Patina, and then the Ivy, but then I thought of somewhere a little more romantic. Like my place.
i don't think your friend likes me.	She's a little jealous, I think. And confused when it comes to men...  So where are we going?
at last! i know how much you want this. you're gifted and extremely determined, but... it's not up to me.	I know. It's up to us.
of course.	At last! I know how much you want this. You're gifted and extremely determined, but... it's not up to me.
i know. listen, we need to take a time out here. can we talk seriously for a minute?	Of course.
i just want everything to be perfect between us.	I know. Listen, we need to take a time out here. Can we talk seriously for a minute?
wow... you just gave me goosebumps, you know that? you make it all sound so real. great improv...	I just want everything to be perfect between us.
for mother's day, i used all my allowance that i'd been saving to take my mother to kansas city. we got our nails done and had lunch at "skies," a restaurant at the top of a building from where you can see the whole city. it was the last outing we took together. she died the following year.	Wow... You just gave me goosebumps, you know that? You make it all sound so real. Great improv...
what happened when you were twelve?	For Mother's Day, I used all my allowance that I'd been saving to take my mother to Kansas City. We got our nails done and had lunch at "Skies," a restaurant at the top of a building from where you can see the whole city. It was the last outing we took together. She died the following year.
i haven't been this happy since i was twelve years old.	What happened when you were twelve?
you told me that two hours ago.	I haven't been this happy since I was twelve years old.
alright, okay... i think you broke the record for staying in character about three hours ago.	You told me that two hours ago.
carleton school of nursing. two semesters, but del made me give it up...	Alright, okay... I think you broke the record for staying in character about three hours ago.
she's a good person to know.  so where did you study again?	Carleton School of Nursing. Two semesters, but Del made me give it up...
she told me i was charming and relentless, and would go far in this town. and she said that unlike the other charming, relentless people she knew, she liked me.	She's a good person to know.  So where did you study again?
yes, she is.	She told me I was charming and relentless, and would go far in this town. And she said that unlike the other charming, relentless people she knew, she liked me.
lyla's very nice.	Yes, she is.
oh my god! what's lonnie doing here?	You're late, Eric.
oh, david... i'm sorry i caused you that much pain.	Oh my God! What's Lonnie doing here?
i guess we all did.  you know, i didn't marry leslie because i loved her. i married her to forget you...	Oh, David... I'm sorry I caused you that much pain.
why do they keep calling you george?	I don't know. Why do you keep calling me George?
you never gave us a chance...	I know that. I can't tell you how many times I've said that to myself in those exact words.
there was no plan! i was just young and stupid and scared!	You never gave us a chance...
i tried to tell myself it was for the best, that there was a reason behind it. but... del?	There was no plan! I was just young and stupid and scared!
honey, i didn't want to tell you at the time, but del and i go way back. we went to school together. in fact, he saved my life. two more minutes in that icy water and i would have drowned. but del jumped in and grabbed me. we fell out of touch eventually, but i still owe him one.	He never told me anything about... that's unbelievable!
you knew del?!	Honey, I didn't want to tell you at the time, but Del and I go way back. We went to school together. In fact, he saved my life. Two more minutes in that icy water and I would have drowned. But Del jumped in and grabbed me. We fell out of touch eventually, but I still owe him one.
right, del. del was one hot salesman. of cars. he could talk anyone into anything.	You knew Del?!
no, del.	Right, Del. Del was one hot salesman. Of cars. He could talk anyone into anything.
oh, you mean fred.	No, Del.
that's very kind of you.	The day I left you I just drove and drove. I drove all day and all that night, and I didn't go anywhere. I just kept driving. I stopped at a little country church, and the pastor let me in, and I sat --
but i'm the one who's sorry. letting you go was the biggest mistake of my life.  we were thirteen days away from getting married and... i just got scared. it's a mistake i've had to live with for six years. but it's behind me now...  and i hope you can put it behind you. i've missed you... david.	That's very kind of you.
i beg your pardon?	But I'm the one who's sorry. Letting you go was the biggest mistake of my life.  We were thirteen days away from getting married and... I just got scared. It's a mistake I've had to live with for six years. But it's behind me now...  And I hope you can put it behind you. I've missed you... David.
i take it i should. i'm sorry.	We were engaged.
...of course you do.  you don't remember me?	I take it I should. I'm sorry.
i don't know.	You sure don't. Who do you think you are coming to Hollywood, anyway? You should remember where you came from. And who you really are.
that's right. so, if you know it, why are you in trouble?	I don't know.
it's people with no lives watching other people's fake lives.	That's right. So, if you know it, why are you in trouble?
you're not on that soap opera thing again, are you? 'cause you know what that is?	It's people with no lives watching other people's fake lives.
i came for love...	You're not on that soap opera thing again, are you? 'Cause you know what that is?
well, are you gonna answer me? what'd you come here for?	I came for love...
yeah, i guess there's nothing like watching those tenpins fall, huh, del?	That is a skill!
it's people with no lives watching other people's fake lives.	Yeah, I guess there's nothing like watching those tenpins fall, huh, Del?
just knock it off, 'kay? anyhow, they're 97's, they're not even new.	They're new to us...
and i don't need sue ann's fat ass around to fuck it up...	Just knock it off, 'kay? Anyhow, they're 97's, they're not even new.
couple 'a guys in from outta town. they want to see the new lesabres.	And I don't need Sue Ann's fat ass around to fuck it up...
oh, i know.  so, who're these clients?	Couple 'a guys in from outta town. They want to see the new LeSabres.
...well, then you ain't got much.	Oh, I know.  So, who're these clients?
i got you, del...	...well, then you ain't got much.
hey, the fda screwed me on that when they changed the law, and you know it!  anyway, 'least i try shit, still got some dreams left... you're a goddamn waitress, what do you got?	I got you, Del...
or the vitamins? or the...?	Hey, the FDA screwed me on that when they changed the law, and you know it!  Anyway, 'least I try shit, still got some dreams left... you're a goddamn waitress, what do you got?
what?	Or the vitamins? Or the...?
...like the water purifiers?	What?
all right, then. actually, i'm glad you're going out. i got something going on tonight. some serious clients, with real potential.	...like the water purifiers?
i took the blue corsica, del. relax.	All right, then. Actually, I'm glad you're going out. I got something going on tonight. Some serious clients, with real potential.
she's not comfortable in a corsica? 's got air and leather...	I took the blue Corsica, Del. Relax.
i told you. sue ann was gonna take me out tonight, but...	She's not comfortable in a Corsica? 'S got air and leather...
no, i do not want any goddamn... what was all that shit on the phone about the new buicks?	I told you. Sue Ann was gonna take me out tonight, but...
sure you don't want any salad?	No, I do not want any goddamn... what was all that shit on the phone about the new Buicks?
what was that?	Nothing... it's, ahh, busy here. Look, you don't need a LeSabre to go out with Sue Ann. Take the blue Corsica. I'll see you when I get home.
i don't need one, but it's kind of a special night, and --	What's so special about it?
i ran back in to get the phone.	I don't need one, but it's kind of a special night, and --
oh, you're there. you sound out of breath.	I ran back in to get the phone.
whoa, whoa, whoa! hang on a second there, baby. why do you need one of the new buicks?	Oh, you're there. You sound out of breath.
so, call me when you --	Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on a second there, baby. Why do you need one of the new Buicks?
have you checked the trunk of that car you're driving, betty? i think there might be...	It's not really a good time, guys...
ahh, look, right now's not very...	I woulda' been here sooner, but Ballard put me in jail. He still thinks you had Del scalped.
you're in serious danger!	Ahh, look, right now's not very...
roy! what are you doing here?	You're in serious danger!
betty! boy, am i glad to see you!	Roy! What are you doing here?
you did? was it anyone that you...?	It was Chloe...
yes.	You did? Was it anyone that you...?
my god... did you get a look at who did it?	Yes.
oh, that... sure, i saw the whole thing. it was disgusting!	My God... did you get a look at who did it?
well, i was worried about you and i wanted to make sure you were alright... and i guess i was sort of hoping i could ask you about what happened...	Oh, that... Sure, I saw the whole thing. It was disgusting!
what're you doing here, roy?	Well, I was worried about you and I wanted to make sure you were alright... and I guess I was sort of hoping I could ask you about what happened...
you want me to make you a sling? it's no problem...	What're you doing here, Roy?
uh-huh.	You want me to make you a sling? It's no problem...
make sure it's elevated...	Uh-huh.
oh, nothing, it's fine. i just need to keep it wrapped for a few...	Make sure it's elevated...
i'm great, good, content.  what happened to your arm, roy?	Oh, nothing, it's fine. I just need to keep it wrapped for a few...
hey, betty. are you okay?	I'm great, good, content.  What happened to your arm, Roy?
thanks, roy, you're sweet... a big liar, but sweet. i liked your editorial this morning...	Oh, appreciate it. I was trying to, ahh, give a sense of history to...
hi, betty. you're looking good...	Thanks, Roy, you're sweet... a big liar, but sweet. I liked your editorial this morning...
you take care of yourself then, betty, and don't let anybody stop you...	To tell you the truth, I can't believe I've made it this far. It may not be Europe, but I just know there's something special out there for me...
ellen, this is the biggest thing i've ever done, but i've gotta do it.	You take care of yourself then, Betty, and don't let anybody stop you...
yeah, but at least i knew rome was gonna be there when i arrived...	Ellen, this is the biggest thing I've ever done, but I've gotta do it.
you made out alright.	Yeah, but at least I knew Rome was gonna be there when I arrived...
worse.	You made out alright.
like rome?	Worse.
what if you can't find him? what if you get out there, and nothing's the way you thought it was gonna be?	Like Rome?
i'll go to the hospital.	What if you can't find him? What if you get out there, and nothing's the way you thought it was gonna be?
piss off, merle.  so how you gonna find him, betty?	I'll go to the Hospital.
you mean... george mccord, the actor?	No, I mean David Ravell. He's a surgeon.
dr. david ravell.	You mean... George McCord, the actor?
what's his real name?	Dr. David Ravell.
how did you know?	What's his real name?
i s'pose his name's david ravell.	How did you know?
no. loma vista.	I s'pose his name's David Ravell.
nice move. cedars sinai?	No. Loma Vista.
oh. i mean, except for that.  yep. i'm trading in a car dealer for a heart specialist, so that's pretty good...	Nice move. Cedars Sinai?
wait, i thought you said you'd never been outta kansas...	Oh. I mean, except for that.  Yep. I'm trading in a car dealer for a heart specialist, so that's pretty good...
i'm getting back with my ex-fianc. he proposed to me right around here, so i guess this is just sort of a sentimental stop...	Wait, I thought you said you'd never been outta Kansas...
really?	I'm getting back with my ex-fianc. He proposed to me right around here, so I guess this is just sort of a sentimental stop...
i left my husband two days ago.	Really?
no, he was a toad. even more of a toad than merle... i just wear the ring to keep the flies away. rome was the best thing i ever did, because i did it! and i swear to you, it changed me. i've been to rome, italy! i sat every morning at the cafe sistina and had my cappuccino, and watched the pilgrims walk to mass, and no one can ever take that away from me.	I left my husband two days ago.
that's horrible!	No, he was a toad. Even more of a toad than Merle... I just wear the ring to keep the flies away. Rome was the best thing I ever did, because I DID IT! And I swear to you, it changed me. I've been to Rome, Italy! I sat every morning at the Cafe Sistina and had my cappuccino, and watched the pilgrims walk to mass, and no one can ever take that away from me.
let me tell you something. i got groped by these tunisian guys who thought i was a slut for wearing shorts, it was hotter than stink the whole time, and i got some kind of weird gum disease from the water. plus, it ended my marriage --	That's horrible!
sure i loved it! it was great.	Let me tell you something. I got groped by these Tunisian guys who thought I was a slut for wearing shorts, it was hotter than stink the whole time, and I got some kind of weird gum disease from the water. Plus, it ended my marriage --
did you love it?	Sure I loved it! It was great.
i should call you dorothy.  when i left here i went straight to italy. everybody told me not to go. but i wanted to go to rome ever since i saw audrey hepburn in "roman holiday," and goddamnit, i went.	Did you love it?
europe? the europe?  this is my first time out of kansas.	I should call you Dorothy.  When I left here I went straight to Italy. Everybody told me not to go. But I wanted to go to Rome ever since I saw Audrey Hepburn in "Roman Holiday," and goddamnit, I went.
and you called your friend, and she's telling you not to go?  when i went to europe my friends told me i was crazy.	Europe? The Europe?  This is my first time out of Kansas.
los angeles, california.	And you called your friend, and she's telling you not to go?  When I went to Europe my friends told me I was crazy.
where you headed, betty?	Los Angeles, California.
i'd kick him in the nuts, if i thought he had any.	Where you headed, Betty?
i'd slap his face.	I'd kick him in the nuts, if I thought he had any.
if that little weasel ever walked in here i wouldn't serve him.	I'd slap his face.
shut up, merle... williams.	Williams, Arizona. About halfway there, I guess.
so you're into "reason," too? finally, someone civilized! i'm ellen, what can i get you?	Hi, I'm Betty. I'll take a Miller, if you got it...
he's a prick. merle?... you're a prick.	So you're into "Reason," too? Finally, someone civilized! I'm Ellen, what can I get you?
i begged him to let me put that on!	He's a prick. Merle?... You're a prick.
what's the matter here?	I begged him to let me put that on!
she called you 'george,' george.	...did I win some contest?
no, no, no. we know all that. what happened with you?	I married a car salesman.
well, david moved out here and started his residency. then he met leslie --	No, no, no. We know all that. What happened with you?
betty sizemore. what do you mean you wrote it?	I'm Lyla Branch. I'm the Producer.
i can't believe i remembered that, although i suppose i should. i wrote it...  but that was seven years ago, and you're quoting it verbatim. i'm flattered... i think. or frightened. what's your name?	Betty Sizemore. What do you mean you wrote it?
these guys are here to help you, betty.	I don't think so.  Rosa, I didn't kill Del... they did.
there was blood everywhere, rosa. i saw it, i think i watched the whole thing happen... oh my god...	Okay, okay, look, ummm... Let's just talk a little first and you'll feel better, I promise.
yeah, but your running away isn't going to help you with all this...	There was blood everywhere, Rosa. I saw it, I think I watched the whole thing happen... Oh my God...
i don't know. i'm just starting to remember it now. i don't...	Yeah, but your running away isn't going to help you with all this...
what?! that you had something to do with it?	I don't know. I'm just starting to remember it now. I don't...
your husband?!	Yes, I had a husband and he was killed two weeks ago in my kitchen. I was right there...
you think i'm crazy, rosa, but you don't know the half of it. my husband was, ahh...	Your husband?!
what? no, i'm not gonna let you just run out of here... you need to talk about what's going on...	You think I'm crazy, Rosa, but you don't know the half of it. My husband was, ahh...
i have to leave now.	What? No, I'm not gonna let you just run out of here... You need to talk about what's going on...
where are you going?	I have to leave now.
...this is your sweater, right?	Where are you going?
i'm going back to... i need to... i don't know.	...this is your sweater, right?
what are you doing?	I'm going back to... I need to... I don't know.
sure did! and a funny thing, betty, he introduced himself to me as george!	Oh, he does that.  It's this silly game he plays. Half the people who know him call him George.
rosa, so you've met david?	Sure did! And a funny thing, Betty, he introduced himself to me as George!
does he ever talk about medicine? his patients, the hospital?	All the time. It's always "Loma Vista" this, "Loma Vista" that.
you should have a little faith in people.	Does he ever talk about medicine? His patients, the hospital?
well, what if this guy's just playing with you? what if he's lying about who he is?	You should have a little faith in people.
rosa...	Well, what if this guy's just playing with you? What if he's lying about who he is?
no, please. go ahead, it's your funeral...	Rosa...
are you sure i can borrow this?	No, please. Go ahead, it's your funeral...
no, almost never.	But, you're in love with someone who doesn't exist. You come here, you meet this guy, who should laugh in your face, and instead you leave with him!  Betty, you are one-of-a-kind...
this isn't fair, you know. do you always get what you want?	No, almost never.
i have, lots of times. my mother used to clean them. i used to piss in their pools.	This isn't fair, you know. Do you always get what you want?
yes. i'd never been in a place like that before.	I have, lots of times. My mother used to clean them. I used to piss in their pools.
was it a huge place? with a view of the whole world?	Yes. I'd never been in a place like that before.
to a party in the hollywood hills.	Was it a huge place? With a view of the whole world?
no, i'm not sure i could begin to imagine... so, where'd you go?	To a party in the Hollywood Hills.
oh, my gosh, everything! my trip out here, what we've both been doing, you know...	No, I'm not sure I could begin to imagine... So, where'd you go?
uh-huh... so, what'd you talk about?	Oh, my gosh, everything! My trip out here, what we've both been doing, you know...
he is real.	Uh-huh... So, what'd you talk about?
does he know you think he's real?	He is real.
you still in love?	Does he know you think he's real?
oh, god! you scared me! yes...	You still in love?
were you with him this whole time?	Oh, God! You scared me! Yes...
looking for someone?	You never know who you'll see.
oh, it's a charity dinner. the money goes to a good cause, but i don't have anybody to go with...	Umm...
what are those for?	Oh, it's a charity dinner. The money goes to a good cause, but I don't have anybody to go with...
...okay.	What are those for?
so what do you say? can we be friends?	...okay.
this is crazy. i come home, you go to your room. you go in the kitchen, i go to my room. it's stupid.	So what do you say? Can we be friends?
don't worry, i'm looking... just taking a tiny break.	This is crazy. I come home, you go to your room. You go in the kitchen, I go to my room. It's stupid.
i'm not going back on our arrangement. my word is good, and my family owes you. but i think it's best for both of us if you get your own place as soon as you can.	Fine.
i helped you because i'm an idiot! ask my mother, i love it when people take advantage of me! i trusted you!! i thought he was real!	HE IS REAL!!
why'd you help me in the first place?	I helped you because I'm an idiot! Ask my mother, I love it when people take advantage of me! I TRUSTED YOU!! I THOUGHT HE WAS REAL!
if you didn't want to do it, you should have said so! is this about gas money?	IT'S NOT ABOUT GAS MONEY!!  You have a thing for an actor on a stupid white soap opera, and we searched all over town for his character! Not the actor -- whose name is George, by the way. His character!
i spent my weekend looking for someone who does -- not -- exist. i should have been here at the hospital with my brother, but i was with you.	If you didn't want to do it, you should have said so! Is this about gas money?
shhh! i heard you the first time.	I spent my weekend looking for someone who does -- not -- exist. I should have been here at the hospital with my brother, but I was with you.
i'm talking about david ravell!!	Shhh! I heard you the first time.
i have no idea what you're talking about.	I'M TALKING ABOUT DAVID RAVELL!!
either you're making a fool out of me because you get off on it, or you got serious problems. which one is it?!	I have no idea what you're talking about.
on television!!  cut the shit, will you!	Either you're making a fool out of me because you get off on it, or you got serious problems. Which one is it?!
what? where was he?!	ON TELEVISION!!  Cut the shit, will you!
doctor david ravell.	What? Where was he?!
who?	Doctor David Ravell.
guess who i saw today.	Who?
you said in l.a., anything goes.	I was talking about what you could wear!
jesus! they're all gonna be calling me!	You said in L.A., anything goes.
how many men have i talked to?	Jesus! They're all gonna be calling me!
hey, how 'bout a card for me? what is that?  "please call if you have any information on david ravell." this is my phone number! how many of these have you given out?	How many men have I talked to?
rosa, i can't believe you're doing all this for me... thank you.	Hey, how 'bout a card for me? What is that?  "Please call if you have any information on David Ravell." This is my phone number! How many of these have you given out?
fuck the details, they're always to blame... look, too many of these guys duck out on us, especially after they become doctors or lawyers. i see it at my company all day long! so i'm just gonna make sure you get your, you know, fairy tale ending or whatever...  one of us should.	Rosa, I can't believe you're doing all this for me... thank you.
david isn't hiding from me, i left him standing at the altar six years ago and now i'm...	Fuck the details, they're always to blame... Look, too many of these guys duck out on us, especially after they become doctors or lawyers. I see it at my company all day long! So I'm just gonna make sure you get your, you know, fairy tale ending or whatever...  One of us should.
...so, we'll hit the library first and fan out from there. they've got all the l.a. phone books, plus medical directories...  we're not gonna let him hide from you any more, okay? i'm making this my personal mission.	David isn't hiding from me, I left him standing at the altar six years ago and now I'm...
jesus, i thought my love life was crazy...	...so, we'll hit the library first and fan out from there. They've got all the L.A. phone books, plus medical directories...  We're not gonna let him hide from you any more, okay? I'm making this my personal mission.
no, no! well, see, she was having an affair with a russian diplomat who i believe was mixed up with the mafia...	Jesus, I thought my love life was crazy...
her 'head'?! you're making this up...	No, no! Well, see, she was having an affair with a Russian diplomat who I believe was mixed up with the Mafia...
it may not have been an accident. they never did find her head...	Her 'head'?! You're making this up...
god, that's awful!	It may not have been an accident. They never did find her head...
had. she died in a car accident last year. she was decapitated.	God, that's awful!
he has a wife?!	Had. She died in a car accident last year. She was decapitated.
i know what you mean, i recently had some trouble with a man, a different man... and david's still getting over leslie.  his wife.	He has a wife?!
what are you talking about? this bar is packed with professional people!  everybody says if you're going to get married, this is the spot to meet someone... luckily, i'm currently off men, so i've got the luxury of not giving a shit.	I know what you mean, I recently had some trouble with a man, a different man... and David's still getting over Leslie.  His wife.
you know, the more i think about it, this really isn't david's kind of place.	What are you talking about? This bar is packed with professional people!  Everybody says if you're going to get married, this is the spot to meet someone... Luckily, I'm currently off men, so I've got the luxury of not giving a shit.
ummm... no, no. different 'ravell.'	You know, the more I think about it, this really isn't David's kind of place.
you made it! hey, that looks great on you. 's classy...  so, how'd it go today? you find him?	Ummm... no, no. Different 'Ravell.'
huh? sure, look in my closet, take any dress you want!  we're still on for tonight, right?	You made it! Hey, that looks great on you. 'S classy...  So, how'd it go today? You find him?
okay... oh, umm, would you mind if i borrowed some clothes?	Huh? Sure, look in my closet, take any dress you want!  We're still on for tonight, right?
just look for the really crowded road and follow that.	Okay... oh, umm, would you mind if I borrowed some clothes?
the five?	Just look for the really crowded road and follow that.
tustin? take the hollywood freeway to the five...	The Five?
hey, rosa... it's betty. how do you get to this town called 'tustin?' it's in orange county...	Tustin? Take the Hollywood Freeway to the Five...
hmmm. sounds like you've had a pretty tough go of it with men...	Oh, I dunno... but just once I wish I'd run into a guy who noticed the Koi before my tits.
yeah, well, at least fish don't use your razor or pee on the seat...	Hmmm. Sounds like you've had a pretty tough go of it with men...
it's lovely... i really like your aquarium.	Yeah, well, at least fish don't use your razor or pee on the seat...
no, this one was worse... i had to have the place sprayed when he left. twice... he was two guys before the last one -- not counting a little office thing in there, which i'm trusting you with, 'cause if it gets out, i'm on the street...	It's lovely... I really like your aquarium.
the one you were telling me about?	No, this one was worse... I had to have the place sprayed when he left. Twice... He was two guys before the last one -- not counting a little office thing in there, which I'm trusting you with, 'cause if it gets out, I'm on the street...
i got this apartment with a guy.	The one you were telling me about?
no, that's not, i couldn't...	Listen, when someone does the kind of thing you did, you gotta do something in return. So, you stay with me until you find your David and live happily ever after. Okay?
you can go get your stuff right now. i'll walk you down.	No, that's not, I couldn't...
no... i don't really know where he is yet. i'm at a hotel around the corner.	Man, that is love.
'david.' that's your guy. so, you staying with him?	No... I don't really know where he is yet. I'm at a hotel around the corner.
it's something i had to do. for david.	'David.' That's your guy. So, you staying with him?
so why'd you come to l.a.?	I came for love. My fianc is here.
i'm not. i just drove in from kansas.	So why'd you come to L.A.?
you don't sound like you're from here.	I'm not. I just drove in from Kansas.
are you crazy?!! stop it!!!	LISTEN TO ME! IF I DON'T DO THIS, HE'S DEAD!
i'm massaging his heart. i saw it done once.	ARE YOU CRAZY?!! STOP IT!!!
you're hurting him!!	I'm massaging his heart. I saw it done once.
he has no heartbeat!	You're hurting him!!
what are you doing?	He has no heartbeat!
i'm not some snot-nosed resident fresh out of medical school, blake.	No, you're not. You're a good doctor, Lonnie, but you're not David Ravell. I've made my decision. Now, if you'll excuse me...
lonnie, it's a complex procedure. why don't you observe?	I'm not some snot-nosed resident fresh out of medical school, Blake.
even if he's falling asleep on his feet?	Lonnie, it's a complex procedure. Why don't you observe?
we need someone with the right kind of experience, lonnie.	Even if he's falling asleep on his feet?
blake, i can handle that transplant!	We need someone with the right kind of experience, Lonnie.
no, that should be more than --	Good.
more than you know. is there anything else?	No, that should be more than --
thanks so much. you must get bothered by this kind of thing a lot.	More than you know. Is there anything else?
that won't be necessary. she's staying with a rosa something... hernandez, herrera. i know it's an 'h' sound... in silverlake.	Thanks so much. You must get bothered by this kind of thing a lot.
deranged. that would be the right word.	That won't be necessary. She's staying with a Rosa something... Hernandez, Herrera. I know it's an 'H' sound... in Silverlake.
how do you do, mr. mccord. we're trying to locate a deranged fan of yours,... a ms. betty...	Deranged. That would be the right word.
what can i do for you, gentlemen?	How do you do, Mr. McCord. We're trying to locate a deranged fan of yours,... a Ms. Betty...
really. and where was that, old man?	Andersonville.  They did horrible things to men there...
did you know the most brutal, inhumane prison of the entire war was in georgia?	Really. And where was that, old man?
he goin' crazy on us, or what?	Did you know the most brutal, inhumane prison of the entire war was in Georgia?
even robert e. lee was a loser.	He goin' crazy on us, or what?
the fuck you talking about?	Even Robert E. Lee was a loser.
jeb stuart, stonewall jackson, jefferson davis -- they're all losers in my book.	The fuck you talking about?
huh?	Jeb Stuart, Stonewall Jackson, Jefferson Davis -- they're all losers in my book.
you know, it's interesting. the south lost the civil war, but they still seem to get all the glory.	Huh?
here's ghengis kunt and the demilitarized zone. get it?  they're korean, so they're pretty hot.	You know, it's interesting. The South lost the Civil War, but they still seem to get all the glory.
what part of dixie are you from, duane?	Georgia. In case I didn't tell you, it's cash only, gentlemen.
oh, jesus, please... please, god.	...and put them in your mouth.
well, my idea of stupid is very different from yours.  so here's how this is gonna work. would you take your socks off, please?	My socks?
i... i don't know...	Well, my idea of stupid is very different from yours.  So here's how this is gonna work. Would you take your socks off, please?
let's see... around here that would be kiowa, kickapoo or osage, if i'm not mistaken.	I... I don't know...
driving their cars into trees... puking on the sidewalk... stupid shit!	Let's see... around here that would be Kiowa, Kickapoo or Osage, if I'm not mistaken.
like what?	Driving their cars into trees... puking on the sidewalk... stupid shit!
the indians, injuns, whatever. they're always drunk and doing stupid things.	Like what?
you did not just say "injuns," del.	The Indians, Injuns, whatever. They're always drunk and doing stupid things.
all right... lemme see... okay, new burger king opens up. these assholes get excited and start lining up. like it's some five star restaurant. the place is mobbed. right?	Hmmmm. "Five Stars," huh?  Is that stupid, Wesley?
i didn't think so. so, give me an example of a stupid person doing a stupid thing. not being stupid, you're equipped to recognize it.	Are we gonna do business here, or not?
no...	I didn't think so. So, give me an example of a stupid person doing a stupid thing. Not being stupid, you're equipped to recognize it.
you're not a dumb fuck, are you, del?	No...
i don't follow...	You're not a dumb fuck, are you, Del?
i'm asking you for an example of one of these dumb fucks being a dumb fuck.	I don't follow...
of what?	I'm asking you for an example of one of these dumb fucks being a dumb fuck.
could you give us an example?	Of what?
what do you mean?	It's a small town, man. I never should have left Omaha. People here think small. They act small. They're a bunch of dumb fucks.
it's a nice place you got here. real comfortable. sweet little town, fair oaks. you like it here?	Are you kidding me? What's to like?
fine. you got five...	It's a nice place you got here. Real comfortable. Sweet little town, Fair Oaks. You like it here?
we appreciate that. but you just poured me a drink, i'd like to enjoy your hospitality for a few minutes.	Fine. You got five...
if we're for real?	You don't exactly look like drug dealers.
all right gentlemen, let's get down to it. i need to know if you're for real.	If we're for real?
i like this. i like doing business in the home. it's cozy...  who's birthday?	Ahh... my wife's.
yep, betty pours a pretty mean cup.	I like this. I like doing business in the home. It's cozy...  Who's birthday?
oh, yes, with the coffee...	Yep, Betty pours a pretty mean cup.
if you ate at the tip top you did.	Oh, yes, with the coffee...
...you can have the best damn running backs in the world, somebody's still gotta block for 'em.	You're a hundred percent right. They rely on what's-his-name's arm too much...
not her mouth...  i've spent many long hours in a car with your face staring back at me. i've seen it painted on the horizon.	What's wrong with you?
it's to follow my instincts. and my instincts say get the fuck out of dodge.	No, I said to follow 'my' instincts. Now, we go up there and conclude our business. Case closed.
no... if we don't finish this job, how are we gonna look at ourselves in the mirror? this is it for me, wesley, she's the last one. my instinct says i gotta see this through with her, and if there's one thing i've tried to teach you here --	It's to follow my instincts. And my instincts say get the fuck out of Dodge.
...but that's not what we're gonna do, is it?	No... if we don't finish this job, how are we gonna look at ourselves in the mirror? This is it for me, Wesley, she's the last one. My instinct says I gotta see this through with her, and if there's one thing I've tried to teach you here --
we could do that. i could be on my way to florida, and you could go to thailand and fuck your brains out.	...but that's not what we're gonna do, is it?
leave. take this shit back to detroit and get the rest of our money.	We could do that. I could be on my way to Florida, and you could go to Thailand and fuck your brains out.
what do your instincts tell you to do now, kid?	Leave. Take this shit back to Detroit and get the rest of our money.
you were right. del wasn't lying.	Well, you were right about what that bartender said.
...yeah, i got it.  come on, you're stretching out my vest...	You made your point...  I was wrong.
i said 'got it?'	...yeah, I got it.  Come on, you're stretching out my vest...
man, you have got to get some therapy.	I said 'got it?'
don't  don't you talk about betty like that. i don't care who she ends up being, you never use that word again. got it?	Man, you have got to get some therapy.
i do not know how the fuck you lasted an hour in this job! dragging our asses around with the answer to our prayers in your motherfucking jacket... a picture of that cunt right next to the...	Don't  Don't you talk about Betty like that. I don't care who she ends up being, you never use that word again. Got it?
...but she's, no, betty's smarter than that. she wouldn't be here for a...	I do not know how the fuck you lasted an hour in this job! Dragging our asses around with the answer to our prayers in your motherfucking jacket... a picture of that cunt right next to the...
...crazy! no shit, shaft!! and you ain't far behind...	...but she's, no, Betty's smarter than that. She wouldn't be here for a...
she can't be here because of a... a soap opera. not a soap opera. that'd make her...	...crazy! No shit, Shaft!! And you ain't far behind...
fuck the profile! that's the same guy!!	She can't be here because of a... a soap opera. Not a soap opera. That'd make her...
it just didn't fit her profile...	Fuck the profile! That's the same guy!!
what in the...  what the hell is this? you've been holding out on me. all this fucking time!	It just didn't fit her profile...
a doctor on the show... why?	What in the...  What the hell is this? You've been holding out on me. All this fucking time!
who's this?	A doctor on the show... why?
wesley...	"It's beneath her..." She's a mother fucking housewife... nothing's beneath her!
i need to get my goddamn head examined.  you can't rule something out on a whim. or because she's cute. i've been following your whims all across the u.s. of a. and now i'm tired! me!	Wesley...
you need to remember who you're talking to...	I need to get my goddamn head examined.  You can't rule something out on a whim. Or because she's cute. I've been following your whims all across the U.S. of A. and now I'm tired! Me!
i call it 'nutty' as my shit after i eat almond roca...	You need to remember who you're talking to...
'cause i just don't buy it. call it instinct. call it 35 years of professional know-how...	I call it 'nutty' as my shit after I eat Almond Roca...
no, you believed her, we drove all the way to l.a. so that means you trusted her that much... so why's the rest of her story suddenly so kooky? huh?	'Cause I just don't buy it. Call it instinct. Call it 35 years of professional know-how...
i never said that i believed...	No, you believed her, we drove all the way to L.A. so that means you trusted her that much... so why's the rest of her story suddenly so kooky? Huh?
you gimme this bullshit psychic friends theory, you believe that dumbshit trucker, you believe this woman...	I never said that I believed...
what doesn't?	You gimme this bullshit Psychic Friends theory, you believe that dumbshit trucker, you believe this woman...
wait, wait, wait a minute... that doesn't make sense.	What doesn't?
no, no, betty came here strictly for business, 'cause it's the biggest market for what she's selling. i should have known it all along. i'm kicking myself as i shave here. so, first thing we...	Wait, wait, wait a minute... that doesn't make sense.
i dunno, that lady sounded pretty sure...	No, no, Betty came here strictly for business, 'cause it's the biggest market for what she's selling. I should have known it all along. I'm kicking myself as I shave here. So, first thing we...
that's good. you're learning. but let me tell you why i know she was lying.  first off, betty would never fall for a soap star. it's beneath her.	I dunno, that lady sounded pretty sure...
well... i think i saw her soul.	That's good. You're learning. But let me tell you why I know she was lying.  First off, Betty would never fall for a soap star. It's beneath her.
so you believed the bartender. why?	Well... I think I saw her soul.
this doesn't look like the kind of place betty would go to.	Maybe she had to use the bathroom. She pees, doesn't she?!...
what?	I'm not telling 'til you straighten up. You been acting like fucking Jerry Lewis on me and this shit's gotta stop or you can forget about your Betty... I mean it.
i'm not telling.	What?
where? where is she?	I'm not telling.
well, guess what? i found betty... where she's been, anyway.	Where? Where is she?
every american should see the grand canyon. are you an american?	Yes, I am and we're not going. Act professional.
do you hear yourself right now...? like a fucking madman...	Every American should see the Grand Canyon. Are you an American?
"when i grow up i'm going to become a nurse or a veterinarian. i always want to help people and value all life, be it animal, plant or mineral..."  does that sound like a goddamn showgirl to you?	Do you hear yourself right now...? Like a fucking madman...
i said, 'no.' n-o.	"When I grow up I'm going to become a nurse or a veterinarian. I always want to help people and value all life, be it animal, plant or mineral..."  Does that sound like a goddamn showgirl to you?
what difference does it make? she wasn't in kansas city, or houston, or dallas. we went to every goddamn place del mentioned and no betty. so what the hell makes you think she's in vegas? you think she's waiting for us with tassles on her titties? vegas is too crass for betty.	I said, 'No.' N-O.
no... be dark before we get there. you wanna see the grand canyon at night?	What difference does it make? She wasn't in Kansas City, or Houston, or Dallas. We went to every goddamn place Del mentioned and no Betty. So what the hell makes you think she's in Vegas? You think she's waiting for us with tassles on her titties? Vegas is too crass for Betty.
one of the seven natural wonders of the world.	No... be dark before we get there. You wanna see the Grand Canyon at night?
no.	One of the Seven Natural Wonders of the World.
it's a very moving experience, trust me.	No.
we don't have time to look at a hole in the ground. we can make vegas in four hours. this one's got to be her.	It's a very moving experience, trust me.
we should go.	We don't have time to look at a hole in the ground. We can make Vegas in four hours. This one's got to be her.
you know, blonde, thin, whatever...	Not so fast! Slower... 'blonde, thin', yes... Did they say she had style? A kind of grace or anything?
how'd they describe her?	You know, blonde, thin, whatever...
i dunno... something.  why is she doing this to me? why?...	I don't know, but when we find her she's gonna die for it.
what? what does she represent?! what could some cornbread white bitch from kansas who's dragging our sorry asses up and down the louisiana purchase possibly mean to you?!! i'd just love to know...	I dunno... something.  Why is she doing this to me? Why?...
that was a really shitty thing to do.	I'm sick of looking at her mother- fucking face.
what the hell's the matter with you?	That was a really shitty thing to do.
you don't look comfortable here. that's 'cause you don't like being the center of attention, do you? nah. you're like me.	What the hell's the matter with you?
worse... you're in texas.	Well, I should be in FLORIDA now! If Carl hadn't gone in to get those stones removed, you wouldn't be here and I'd be on my way to the Keys. On my boat, RELAXING WITH A GLASS OF PORT!! Re-ti red!
do i deserve this? in the twilight of my career, do i deserve this? i don't think so! i've always tried to do what's right. i never took out anybody who didn't have it coming. i'm a professional!  and where the fuck am i? i'm in purgatory!	Worse... you're in Texas.
and turn that fucking music off!	Do I deserve this? In the twilight of my career, do I deserve this? I don't think so! I've always tried to do what's right. I never took out anybody who didn't have it coming. I'm a professional!  AND WHERE THE FUCK AM I? I'M IN PURGATORY!
i know that.	AND TURN THAT FUCKING MUSIC OFF!
that woman could be in any one of four states. four big states where the deer and the antelope play, wesley! we're not in rhode island!	I know that.
there it is again. that lousy attitude that got us here in the first place. that "make a statement," do an end zone dance, shake your ass and sue everybody in sight attitude that's dragging this whole country down the drain.  they don't owe us shit, wesley! when you finish the job, you get paid!! we haven't finished the goddamn job!!	That woman could be in any one of four states. Four big states where the deer and the antelope play, Wesley! We're not in Rhode Island!
they paid us half. they still owe us half...	There it is again. That lousy attitude that got us here in the first place. That "make a statement," do an end zone dance, shake your ass and sue everybody in sight attitude that's dragging this whole country down the drain.  They don't owe us shit, Wesley! WHEN YOU FINISH THE JOB, YOU GET PAID!! WE HAVEN'T FINISHED THE GODDAMN JOB!!
what?	They paid us half. They still owe us half...
half.	What?
they said find it. find her, find it. finish the job you were paid to do.	Half.
okay, thank you, goodbye... keep in touch...	...She's got class, and poise. Lots of poise...
let's get out of here. we got another long drive ahead of us.  ...the fuck where i do not know, but i know it's gonna be long.	Betty would never dress like that. She's not some trailer park slut!
and then we're gonna do her right here. right?	You're always so coarse... "Do her right here." Let's just see what happens, okay?  "I wish that I could find a way; To speak my thoughts on Mother's Day. There are no words that quite express; My gratitude or happiness. A pleasant smile perhaps a kiss; I would not fail to give her this. I'd make her glad the whole day through; By sayin' 'Mother', I love you!' P.S. I wish I could say this to my mother's face, but I can't anymore."
it's not an exact science, wesley. he said they'll be here... my houston contact has always been very reliable.	And then we're gonna do her right here. Right?
thas' it, thas' it... conquer that bitch.  what time're they coming?	It's not an exact science, Wesley. He said they'll be here... My Houston contact has always been very reliable.
wise beyond her years, i'm sure, and such poise, too.  very, very impressive...	Well, then, did you ever get any indication that she wanted to leave her husband?
like... us?	No,... like a worthy adversary, Wesley. Like a very worthy adversary.
oh, for chrissakes. it just means the kind of person who can eat shit for a long time without complaining, then cut their momma's throat and go dancing the same night.	Like... us?
so what the fuck's a finn?	Oh, for Chrissakes. It just means the kind of person who can eat shit for a long time without complaining, then cut their momma's throat and go dancing the same night.
betty, betty, betty...	So what the fuck's a Finn?
you should read more. listen to me. i think this woman was waiting for a chance to do this, and we gave it to her. she kept to herself for years, living with a pompous asshole. then she sees her opportunity, and boom! -- she leaves that little mudpatch in the dust. these heartlanders can't figure it out, 'cause that's not their sweet little betty. hah! we've been tracking her for, what, three days and i already understand her better'n most the people in that shitty little burg.	Betty, Betty, Betty...
a 'finn?' what is a finn?	You should read more. Listen to me. I think this woman was waiting for a chance to do this, and we gave it to her. She kept to herself for years, living with a pompous asshole. Then she sees her opportunity, and BOOM! -- she leaves that little mudpatch in the dust. These heartlanders can't figure it out, 'cause that's not their sweet little Betty. Hah! We've been tracking her for, what, three days and I already understand her better'n most the people in that shitty little burg.
no, i see betty as a midwestern stoic type. ice water in her veins. a clear thinker. probably a swede or a finn.	A 'Finn?' What is a Finn?
i'd say that about torches her credibility, wouldn't you?	Yeah, well, if the wife's trying to sell it she'll fuck up. She's an amateur, just like Del was.
...among others.	I'd say that about torches her credibility, wouldn't you?
joyce was screwing del.	...among others.
you think so? joyce says she's timid.	Joyce was screwing Del.
so she gets rid of the asshole and is set for life in the same day.	You think so? Joyce says she's timid.
i hope you're right...	...I know I am. Let's just do what we gotta do here, and get the fuck gone.
i can eat because i know we didn't kidnap that woman. i can eat because they aren't looking for us. and i can eat 'cause i'm fucking hungry...  ...relax. she's gonna end up on a milk carton and that's about it.	I hope you're right...
maybe you don't appreciate the gravity of this situation. it's bad enough that we don't have what we came here for. it's worse that we don't know where it is. and now this.  this was supposed to be my last job. i already put the deposit down on my boat.  how can you eat at a time like this? i get nauseous just watching you...	I can eat because I know we didn't kidnap that woman. I can eat because they aren't looking for us. And I can eat 'cause I'm fucking hungry...  ...relax. She's gonna end up on a milk carton and that's about it.
so how do we know that car's still in fair oaks?	We don't. But a '97 Le Sabre'll be easy to find if it's here, town this size...  He said he gave his wife some car as a gift, remember?
well, no one ever spit in my face before. especially some cracker fuck.	You have to rise above it. The professionals rise above that kind of thing...
what the hell was that, another statement?	Well, no one ever spit in my face before. Especially some cracker fuck.
should i kill him now?	Wait. Any last words, General Lee?
he's telling the truth. he doesn't know.	Should I kill him now?
del's dead, by the way. i sent him to the great beyond.	Actually, I scalped him, and then you killed him.
we can live with that.	I'm a Yankee, myself. Massachusetts.
mmmm. well, it was a piece of luck running into you, duane. i thought i was gonna have to take wesley out and hose him down. all he talks about is those japanese gals.	I like 'em small. When you're inside a little Asian chick, it's like your dick is the axle that holds her body together.
...that's a good motto.	Fine, I'll get you a bumpersticker, but you better start believing it! It's the only statement you need to make.
let me tell you something. in our business you can't put food on the table if your phone doesn't ring. the guys who get the calls are good -- not flashy, just good. they get in, they get out. nobody knows a goddamn thing. understand? boom, boom, boom. three in the head and you know they're dead.	...that's a good motto.
i wanted to make a statement.	Let me tell you something. In our business you can't put food on the table if your phone doesn't ring. The guys who get the calls are good -- not flashy, just good. They get in, they get out. Nobody knows a goddamn thing. Understand? Boom, boom, boom. Three in the head and you know they're dead.
why not, it'll confuse 'em... gotta do something, now that you fucked it up.	I wanted to make a statement.
you just gonna leave these cars sitting here like this?	Why not, it'll confuse 'em... gotta do something, now that you fucked it up.
it's not here. let's go.	You just gonna leave these cars sitting here like this?
what the hell does that mean? if i'd told a ty cobb story would you have clubbed him to death with a bat?	It's not here. Let's go.
well, why'd you have to tell that indian story?	What the hell does that mean? If I'd told a Ty Cobb story would you have clubbed him to death with a bat?
i wasn't done, i was just sick of hearing him whine. and you didn't take him out, you scalped him. christ, i almost puked, did i tell you that?	Well, why'd you have to tell that Indian story?
that one look you got! i thought you were done, so i took him out...	I wasn't done, I was just sick of hearing him whine. And you didn't take him out, you scalped him. Christ, I almost puked, did I tell you that?
what 'look'?	That one look you got! I thought you were done, so I took him out...
i didn't. you gave me a look!	What 'look'?
i saw his soul wesley. he was face to face with his god, and no one lies in that situation. but your geronimo act rattled me, and i abandoned my instincts.  never abandon you instincts.	I didn't. You gave me a look!
i still don't understand how you knew del was telling the truth.	I saw his soul Wesley. He was face to face with his God, and no one lies in that situation. But your Geronimo act rattled me, and I abandoned my instincts.  Never abandon you instincts.
well, why'd you shoot him?	I had to shoot him! It was the only decent thing to do.
we don't know which buick, do we?	Well, why'd you shoot him?
he told us it's in the buick.	We don't know which Buick, do we?
this is great -- just great! now we don't know where the goddamn stuff is.	He told us it's in the Buick.
that was to get him to talk!  get rid of that thing, will you?	This is great -- just great! Now we don't know where the goddamn stuff is.
you told me how to do it!	That was to get him to talk!  Get rid of that thing, will you?
are you out of your mind? you scalped him!	You told me how to do it!
i'm all for them owning casinos, getting rich off the white man's greed. it's a beautiful piece of irony, isn't it, wesley?	IT SURE IS!!
hold still, del, we're just talking here...  then you grab a big handful of hair and pull as you cut. it's amazing how easily the scalp comes off.	A mark, huh?
hell of a way to die.	It wasn't always fatal, Wesley. We could scalp Del right now, and he'd be plenty alive to tell us how it feels.
you know, a hundred and fifty years ago you'd have been scalped for that remark about native americans. right here where your house is -- you'd have been scalped.	Hell of a way to die.
now, that's really stupid.	So you see, we have totally different ideas of what's stupid and what's not. Don't we?
stupid is calling people in kansas city who are affiliated with the rightful owners of the thing you stole, and trying to sell it to them. right wesley?	Now, that's really stupid.
that is so right.	Stupid is calling people in Kansas City who are affiliated with the rightful owners of the thing you stole, and trying to sell it to them. Right Wesley?
stupid is trying to sell it to other people who are, by their very nature, untrustworthy.	That is so right.
that's right.	Stupid is trying to sell it to other people who are, by their very nature, untrustworthy.
no, that's ignorant. they just don't know any better.	That's what I thought.  You better give me another example.
relax, we brought the cash.	I'm just curious. Can't you give me an example?
hey... you got a fine one right here!	Wesley...  Your wife's a very lovely woman. Have I seen her before?
bourbon, little water, thank you.	Beer, please.
if anyone had paid to have that husband of hers killed, it would have been me.	Mrs. Blaine? I can tell you right now, without a doubt, that your granddaughter is alive, and did not kill Del Sizemore.
what do you mean?	If anyone had paid to have that husband of hers killed, it would have been me.
i don't like talking bad about the dead, but now that he's gone i can tell you she put up with things in that marriage i wouldn't have. and yes, she, of all people, was the one who defended him. and that's why what that sheriff said makes me so angry.	What do you mean?
very graceful. perfect form.	Betty was a lovely child.
this is betty at twelve.	Very graceful. Perfect form.
thank you for your cooperation.  just one more thing... did she ever talk about getting rich?	...who doesn't?
if it helps bring her back, be my guest...	Thank you for your cooperation.  Just one more thing... did she ever talk about getting rich?
i see.  may i?	If it helps bring her back, be my guest...
no... she just wanted something outta life. anything. and with del, she wasn't getting nothing. that's her husband, del. i'm sorry about what happened and all, but that's the way i feel about all of this...	I see.  May I?
but she wanted more out of life, right?	No... she just wanted something outta life. Anything. And with Del, she wasn't getting nothing. That's her husband, Del. I'm sorry about what happened and all, but that's the way I feel about all of this...
aren't you a sweetheart... no, not quite. anyway, she's been with us awhile.	But she wanted more out of life, right?
hmm... you two in high school together?	Aren't you a sweetheart... no, not quite. Anyway, she's been with us awhile.
oh, five years, give or take.	Hmm... you two in high school together?
...and how long did she work here?	Oh, five years, give or take.
okay, uh... the, umm, injuns're stupid.	"Injuns?"
he's waiting...	Okay, uh... the, umm, Injuns're stupid.
jesus christ!	He's waiting...
really?	You better believe it.
seems like a nice place.	It is, if you like idiots...
isn't that the point?	Yeah, well, I don't have time to screw around. I got buyers in Dallas, Houston and Vegas who are ready to snap this stuff up.
what'd you get her?	Huh? Oh, umm, a car.  So, to a successful transaction...
jesus, don't do that! if it gets around that you fired me, i'll never land a pilot.	Then do as you're told. Get her back.
that's not a bad idea. how many episodes before he comes back?	Jesus, don't do that! If it gets around that you fired me, I'll never land a pilot.
why would i give a shit how you feel. and i got news for you. i loved your 'icy water' idea the other day... i'm toying with the idea of killing david ravell off in a boating accident.	That's not a bad idea. How many episodes before he comes back?
what about me? don't you wanna know how i feel about it? i'm the one who...	Why would I give a shit how you feel. And I got news for you. I loved your 'icy water' idea the other day... I'm toying with the idea of killing David Ravell off in a boating accident.
you fucked it up. who wouldn't freeze in those circumstances? and i don't care what her problems are. she wouldn't be the first one in that cast with problems. we have nothing to lose by making her an offer.	What about me? Don't you wanna know how I feel about it? I'm the one who...
i don't think she can do it. you saw what happened.	You fucked it up. Who wouldn't freeze in those circumstances? And I don't care what her problems are. She wouldn't be the first one in that cast with problems. We have nothing to lose by making her an offer.
this story is beyond belief, which is perfect for us. it's free advertising and it's gonna run for months.	I don't think she can do it. You saw what happened.
let me try this, goddamnit! she's been doing it all week, she can do it now!	I SAID FORGET IT!
all right, everybody! that's ten minutes!	No! Let me try this!
no! no problem, there is no...  what is the problem? just do that... thing... you do! come on! you drove me nuts with this for three days, now do it!	All right, everybody! That's ten minutes!
is there a problem, george?	No! No problem, there is no...  What is the problem? Just do that... thing... you do! Come on! You drove me nuts with this for three days, now do it!
what the hell's going on?	If you need a minute, that's okay. But I thought you'd want to --
betty, i thought this would be the best way. you know, throw you into it...	What the hell's going on?
"would you like ground pepper on that salad, ms. branch?" remember?	...yeah.
hmm?	"Would you like ground pepper on that salad, Ms. Branch?" Remember?
actually, she was my discovery... just like you.	Hmm?
fine, but promise me one thing. if we use her, i want to direct those episodes. she's my discovery.	Actually, she was my discovery... just like you.
i said i'll think about it.	Fine, but promise me one thing. If we use her, I want to direct those episodes. She's my discovery.
it'll be like live television! let's live on the edge a little. you and i can break the mold here!	I said I'll think about it.
i'll think about it.	It'll be like live television! Let's live on the edge a little. You and I can break the mold here!
i'll tell the cast ahead of time. what do you say?	I'll think about it.
i don't know, george...	I'll tell the cast ahead of time. What do you say?
oh, of course. who can forget the emmy?  then let me bring betty to the set and see what happens.	I don't know, George...
no, george, we've already done that with lonnie. the blind one last year, remember?	Oh, of course. Who can forget the Emmy?  Then let me bring Betty to the set and see what happens.
can i have an evil twin?	No, George, we've already done that with Lonnie. The blind one last year, remember?
we know that...	Can I have an evil twin?
she's even taken a job as a nurse!  david ravell's getting boring, lyla.	We know that...
i know, george, i was there. i'm not denying that she's good.	She's even taken a job as a nurse!  David Ravell's getting boring, Lyla.
she makes me stretch! i got inside my character last night like i haven't done in six years on "reason". it was a totally rejuvenating experience.	I know, George, I was there. I'm not denying that she's good.
right, uhh... i feel terrible about this, we have a prior engagement at another party.  but... i'd be honored if you'd come.	Yeah, bring your friend along. I'm sure you got a lot of catching up to do...
funny, that's just what i was thinking...	I can't tell you how much it hurts me to hear that you married him.
no, wait... what happened next, betty?	Are you sure you want to encourage this?  No, you're right, let's have some fun. So, what did happened next, "Betty"?
alright, i admit it, you had me there. you're better than most of them, anyway... do you have a headshot?	No, wait... what happened next, Betty?
hey, can you sneak me on the lot?	Sure.
oh fuck...	Hey, can you sneak me on the lot?
better.	Oh fuck...
damn, that's sweet...  she really that good-looking in person?	Better.
uh-huh.	Damn, that's sweet...  She really that good-looking in person?
yeah? the sport utility?	Uh-huh.
ahh, mercedes, i think. black.	Yeah? The sport utility?
...what kinda car's jasmine drive?	Ahh, Mercedes, I think. Black.
because it ain't natural, young man.	What are you talking about? Killing's totally natural. It's dying that isn't natural...
...why do you think you have to be missing a piece of your soul to kill somebody?	Because it ain't natural, young man.
you've got to be missing a piece of your soul to kill someone. that's not our betty...	...why do you think you have to be missing a piece of your soul to kill somebody?
would you say she was ambitious?	Oh, there's no tellin' what that girl could've accomplished, and she never had it easy. Never really had a childhood... caring for her father, going to school.
and she always had such spirit! but, after her mother died...	Would you say she was ambitious?
yeah. why, you know him?	Know him? We were gonna get married! He was gonna leave his wife for me! Fuck!!...
no, about... are you talking about duane cooley?	Yeah. Why, you know him?
the driver was killed. i think there's a connection --	No, about... Are you talking about Duane Cooley?
what did you say?	The driver was killed. I think there's a connection --
names, a phone number, something...  listen, ballard told me that the guy who brought the missing car down from detroit was murdered, but do you see him doing anything about it? if ballard wasn't such a stubborn ass, i wouldn't have to be breaking in here...	What did you say?
i don't know what you think you'll find, anyway.	Names, a phone number, something...  Listen, Ballard told me that the guy who brought the missing car down from Detroit was murdered, but do you see him doing anything about it? If Ballard wasn't such a stubborn ass, I wouldn't have to be breaking in here...
blah -- blah -- blah... hurry up, will ya, i got a date tonight...	I don't know what you think you'll find, anyway.
ahh, i hate this town! places like this just make you small...  i should have never come back here after college.	Blah -- blah -- blah... Hurry up, will ya, I got a date tonight...
no... before that.	Ahh, I hate this town! Places like this just make you small...  I should have never come back here after college.
you'd like that wouldn't you? you've hated betty since you were in pep squad together...	No... before that.
nothin' complex about it. del's dead, betty's gone. she's probably dead, too.	You'd like that wouldn't you? You've hated Betty since you were in Pep Squad together...
look joyce, i need your key to the files, not advice, okay? this is a complex case.	Nothin' complex about it. Del's dead, Betty's gone. She's probably dead, too.
you're wastin' your time, roy.	Look Joyce, I need your key to the files, not advice, okay? This is a complex case.
hey... is betty still trying to find that soap opera guy?	Oh, yeah... Man, I'd love to find that actor just to see the look on her face, watch her bubble burst in mid-air.
i'm not sure now. she said he used to be over at loma vista. i never heard of it.	Loma Vista?  You mean like the guy on "A Reason to Love?"
god, that sounds so familiar. ravell, ravell... where's he out of?	I'm not sure now. She said he used to be over at Loma Vista. I never heard of it.
david ravell.	God, that sounds so familiar. Ravell, Ravell... where's he out of?
maybe we're suing him for malpractice. what's his name again?	David Ravell.
she's gonna have to 'cause i'm out of ideas.	Maybe we're suing him for malpractice. What's his name again?
so tell her to settle for the old one in orange county.	She's gonna have to 'cause I'm out of ideas.
betty. it's o.k. except i'm worn out. we spent all weekend looking for her doctor-boy. how can a big time heart guy leave no trace of himself?	So tell her to settle for the old one in Orange County.
so how's it going with your new roomie? what's her name?	Betty. It's O.K. except I'm worn out. We spent all weekend looking for her doctor-boy. How can a big time heart guy leave no trace of himself?
probably the same thing my mom would do if i got engaged... have a heart attack.	So how's it going with your new roomie? What's her name?
what do you think my father would do if i told him i didn't want to be a lawyer anymore?	Probably the same thing my mom would do if I got engaged... have a heart attack.
you lie, motherfucker...	I swear to God!
she's a lesbian.	You lie, motherfucker...
goddamn... how 'bout jasmine?	She's a lesbian.
totally. she came apart like a house of cards. they dropped the charges...	Goddamn... how 'bout Jasmine?
did chloe crack?	Totally. She came apart like a house of cards. They dropped the charges...
i'm the one who watched the show... i was...	Did Chloe crack?
shut up! shut the fuck up, both of you, before i kill you!	I'm the one who watched the show... I was...
oh, umm, yes, this is dwight campbell.	It's Sue Ann Rogers, Betty Sizemore's friend? I heard from her.
is this neighborly life insurance?	Oh, umm, yes, this is Dwight Campbell.
huh?	Is this Neighborly Life Insurance?
mr. campbell?	Huh?
yeah?	Mr. Campbell?
i don't think she will. she's a slut, but i just don't think she's that mean. jasmine'll bring her around...	Jasmine... Do you have yesterday's show on tape, by any chance?
i see.  did chloe testify?	I don't think she will. She's a slut, but I just don't think she's that mean. Jasmine'll bring her around...
"a reason to love."	I see.  Did Chloe testify?
her show?	"A Reason to Love."
no. but i'm taping her show every day so she can watch it when she comes back.	Her show?
i see. and are you in touch with mrs. sizemore?	No. But I'm taping her show every day so she can watch it when she comes back.
no.  well, her grandparents are down in oklahoma, but that's it...	I see. And are you in touch with Mrs. Sizemore?
aren't they precious?  ma'am, she has a substantial death benefit coming to her from the tragic loss of her husband. does she have any relatives in the area?	No.  Well, her grandparents are down in Oklahoma, but that's it...
i wish i could help you, but i can't.	Aren't they precious?  Ma'am, she has a substantial death benefit coming to her from the tragic loss of her husband. Does she have any relatives in the area?
mrs. rogers? i'm dwight campbell, with neighborly life insurance. i'm looking for betty sizemore.	I wish I could help you, but I can't.
i like to think that i'm a pretty astute observer of the human scene.	No doubt, brother - I figured as much back there in the restaurant. That's why I invited you out here for this advanced tutorial.
our pleasure, big dan.	And thank you as well for that conversational hiatus; I generally refrain from speech while engaged in gustation. There are those who attempt both at the same time but I find it course and vulgar. Now where were we?
thankee boys for throwin' in that fricasee. i'm a man a large appetite and even with lunch under my belt i was feeling a mite peckish.	Our pleasure, Big Dan.
once again we find ourselves in agreement.  what kind of work do you do, big dan?	Sales, Mr. McGill, sales! And what do I sell? The Truth! Ever' blessed word of it, from Genesee on down to Revelations! That's right, the word of God, which let me add there is damn good money in during these days of woe and want! Folks're lookin' for answers and Big Dan Teague sells the only book that's got 'em! What do you do - you and your tongue-tied friend?
i flatter myself that such is the case; in my line of work it's plumb necessary. the one thing you don't want is air in the conversation.	Once again we find ourselves in agreement.  What kind of work do you do, Big Dan?
it ain't the law!	The law. Well the law is a human institution.
- and share one of your graves.	You can't do this - we just been pardoned!  By the Governer himself!
hang on there -	- and share one of your graves.
didn't know you'd be bringin' a friend.  well, he'll have to wait his turn -	Hang on there -
you can't do this -	Didn't know you'd be bringin' a friend.  Well, he'll have to wait his turn -
you have eluded fate - and eluded me - for the last time. tie their hands, boys.	You can't do this -
waitaminute -	You have eluded fate - and eluded me - for the last time. Tie their hands, boys.
- but now it deposits you here.	Waitaminute -
waitaminute -	- but now it deposits you here.
end of the road, boys. it's had its twists and turns -	Waitaminute -
i'm sorry we got you into this, tommy.	Good Lord, what do we do?
huh?!	Awful sorry I betrayed you fellas; must be my Hogwallop blood.
well i - i ain't had it easy either, boys.  uh, frankly, i - well i spilled my guts about the treasure.	Huh?!
well that was our mistake then. and then we was beat up by a bible salesman and banished from woolworth's. i don't know if it's the one branch or all of 'em.	Well I - I ain't had it easy either, boys.  Uh, frankly, I - well I spilled my guts about the treasure.
no, they never did turn me into a toad.	Well that was our mistake then. And then we was beat up by a bible salesman and banished from Woolworth's. I don't know if it's the one branch or all of 'em.
we didn't abandon you, pete, we just thought you was a toad.	No, they never did turn me into a toad.
...pete?	Do not seek the treasure!
visit those foreclosin' sonofaguns down at the indianola savings and loan and slap that cash down on the barrelhead and buy back the family farm. hell, you ain't no kind of man if you ain't got land.	What about you, Everett? What'd you have in mind when you stoled it in the first place?
why don't we bed down out here tonight?	Yeah, it stinks in that ol' barn.
that's right! we ain't really negroes!	All except fer our a-cump-uh-nust!
that's right!	That's right! We ain't really Negroes!
you got light fingers, everett. gopher?	You mis'able little sneak thief...
we ain't gonna make it walkin'.	Gopher, Everett?
'n i'm delmar o'donnell.	How ya been, Wash? Been what, twelve, thirteen year'n?
aw, don't be ignorant, delmar. i told you they was gonna flood this valley.	That ain't it!
a miracle! it was a miracle!	Aw, don't be ignorant, Delmar. I told you they was gonna flood this valley.
we'll go fetch it with ya, everett.	Honey, it's just - Shutup, Delmar - it's just -
i guess vernon t. waldrip is gonna be goin' on relief. maybe i'll be able to throw a little patronage his way, get the man a job diggin' ditches or rounding up stray dogs.	Is the marriage off then, Miz Wharvey?
well, you'n me'n pete'n tommy are gonna be the power behind the throne so to speak.	Oh, okay.
what sat mean exactly, everett?	Well, you'n me'n Pete'n Tommy are gonna be the power behind the throne so to speak.
scuse me... scuse me... we're the next act...	Everett, my beard itches.
'n turned into a frog -	He was never turned into a frog!
it's tommy! they got tommy!	Oh my God!
huh. i guess they'll tack on fifty years for me too.	Boys, we was chained together. I hadda tell ya somethin'. Bustin' out alone was not a option!
so - where's all the money from your armored-car job?	I never knocked over any armored- car. I was sent up for practicing law without a license.
everett, i never figured you for a paterfamilias.	Oh-ho-ho yes, I've spread my seed. And you see what it, uh... what it's earned me... Now what in the...
well that's right! if then! believe me, delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days a man!	Everett, I never figured you for a paterfamilias.
well, uh, i - i gotta get the family farm back before i can start thinkin' about that.	Well that's right! If then! Believe me, Delmar, Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days a man!
hit by a train! truth means nothin' to woman, delmar. triumph a the subjective!  you ever been with a woman?	Well, uh, I - I gotta get the family farm back before I can start thinkin' about that.
okay, everett.	Hit by a train! Truth means nothin' to Woman, Delmar. Triumph a the subjective!  You ever been with a woman?
deceitful! two-faced! she-woman! never trust a female, delmar! remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent!	Okay, Everett.
pete have a brother?	Not that I'm aware.
uh, we uh-	We're adventurers, sir, currently pursuin' a certain opportunity but open to others as well.
i just don't think it's right, keepin' him under wraps like we's ashamed of him.	Well if that is Pete I am ashamed of him.  The way I see it he got what he deserved - fornicating with some whore a Babylon.  These things-
you can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! why, the good folks here'd go right off their feed!	I just don't think it's right, keepin' him under wraps like we's ashamed of him.
...i'm not sure that's pete.	Course it's Pete! Look at 'im!
what on earth is goin' on here! what's got into you, delmar!	Caintcha see it Everett! Them sigh- reens did this to Pete! They loved him up an' turned him into a horney- toad!
whuhh...	Oh sweet Lord, Everett, looka this!
now wuddya suppose is eatin' george?	Well ya know, Delmar, they say that with a thrill-seekin' personality, what goes up must come down. Top of the world one minute, haunted by megrims the next. Yep, it's like our friend George is a alley cat and his own damn humors're swingin' him by the tail. But don't worry, Delmar; he'll be back on top again. I don't think we've heard the last of George Nelson.
yeah, look at me.	Now you may call it an unreasoning optimism. You may call it obtuse. But the plain fact is we still have... close to... close to...
don't be a fool, everett, we gotta r- u-n-o-f-f-t, but pronto!	Where's Tommy?
i left my pomade in that car! maybe i can creep up!	Don't be a fool, Everett, we gotta R- U-N-O-F-F-T, but pronto!
damn! we gotta skedaddle!	I left my pomade in that car! Maybe I can creep up!
izzat right?	What're you gonna do with your share of the treasure, Pete?
four hundred, delmar.	Izzat right?
five... hunnert... thousand... each.	Four hundred, Delmar.
this ain't no laughin' matter, everett.	What'd the devil give you for your soul, Tommy?
baptism. you two are just dumber'n a bag of hammers. well, i guess you're my cross to bear-	Pull over, Everett - let's give that colored boy a lift.
that's not the issue, delmar. even if it did put you square with the lord, the state of mississippi is more hardnosed.	You should a joined us, Everett. It couldn't a hurt none.
but there were witnesses, saw us redeemed!	That's not the issue, Delmar. Even if it did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi is more hardnosed.
i thought you said you were innocent a those charges.	Well I was lyin' - and I'm proud to say that that sin's been warshed away too!  Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now! Come on in, boys, the water's fine!
preacher said my sins are warshed away, including that piggly wiggly i knocked over in yazoo!	I thought you said you were innocent a those charges.
delmar what the hell are you talking about? - we got bigger fish to fry-	Preacher said my sins are warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo!
well that's it boys, i been redeemed! the preacher warshed away all my sins and transgressions. it's the straight-and-narrow from here on out and heaven everlasting's my reward!	Delmar what the hell are you talking about? - We got bigger fish to fry-
gopher, everett?	And no transmission belt for two weeks neither.
...but try getting a decent hair jelly.	Gopher, Everett?
now hold on, boys-aintcha ever heard of a negotiation? maybe we can talk this thing out!	Yeah, let's negotiate 'em, Everett.
what do we do now, everett?	Fire! I hate fire!
how'd he know about the treasure?	Don't know, Delmar-though the blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensatin' for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing para- normal psychic powers. Now clearly, seein' the future would fall neatly into that ka-taggery. It's not so surprising, then, if an organism deprived of earthly vision-
you don't know where his goddamn folks from; you speakin' outcha asshole.	Well now Pappy I wouldn't put it that strong...
what's his name again?	Campaign manager? Waldrip.
i'm sayin' we har this man away.	Assa good idea, Pappy.
y'ignorant slope-shouldered sack a guts!  why we'd look like a buncha satchel-ass johnnie-come-latelies braggin' on our own midget! don't matter how stumpy! and that's the goddamn problem right there - people think this stokes got fresh ideas, he's oh coorant and we the past.	Problem a p'seption.
i'm just makin' a point, you stupid sonofabitch!	Okay, Pappy.
we ain't one-at-a-timin' here, we mass communicatin'!	Oh, yes, assa parful new force.
not out the other side his face, though.	Oh no, no, just the reg'la side -
pappy o'daniel be laughing' then.	Not out the other side his face, though.
vernon waldrip.	Vernon T. Waldrip.
oh gracious no. not with his blandishments.	Powas p'suasion.
no one says no to pappy o'daniel.	Oh gracious no. Not with his blandishments.
enticements a power, wealth, settera.	No one says no to Pappy O'Daniel.
have him join us, run our campaign 'stead a that pencil-neck's.	Enticements a power, wealth, settera.
cain't beat 'em, join 'em.	Have him join us, run our campaign 'stead a that pencil-neck's.
helluva idea.	Cain't beat 'em, join 'em.
pullin' ah pants down...	Wipin' little circles with his bread...
well, i believe it's mawva kickin' sichation.	Pullin' ah pants down...
well, that's how i characterize it.	Well, I believe it's mawva kickin' sichation.
well now, i don't believe assa property scription.	Well, that's how I characterize it.
no, i believe he's a-gonna paddle it.	Well now, I don't believe assa property scription.
ain't gonna paddle it; he's gonna kick it real hard.	No, I believe he's a-gonna paddle it.
gonna paddle ah little bee-hind.	Ain't gonna paddle it; he's gonna kick it real hard.
reason why he's pullin' ah pants down.	Gonna paddle ah little bee-hind.
ass right.	Reason why he's pullin' ah pants down.
devil his due.	Helluva awgazation.
well, it's a well-run campaign, midget'n broom'n whatnot.	Devil his due.
suckin' away.	Well, it's a well-run campaign, midget'n broom'n whatnot.
wipin' little circles with his bread.	Suckin' away.
latch right on to that tit.	Wipin' little circles with his bread.
pappy gonna be sittin' there pants down and stokes at the table soppin' up the gravy.	Latch right on to that tit.
gonna pluck us off the tit.	Pappy gonna be sittin' there pants down and Stokes at the table soppin' up the gravy.
stokes is pullin' ah pants down.	Gonna pluck us off the tit.
them straw polls is ugly.	Stokes is pullin' ah pants down.
in any state.	Oh Lord yes, any parish'r precinct; I was makin' the larger point.
finest governor we've ever had in m'sippi.	In any state.
i counted to three, honey.	Well sure, honey, but...
yes, but honey -	That wasn't my doing...
i don't care if it's ninety thousand.	Yes, but honey -
a 9,000-hectacre lake, honey.	I don't care if it's ninety thousand.
uh-huh.	A 9,000-hectacre lake, honey.
well now honey, that ring is at the bottom of a pretty durned big lake.	Uh-huh.
well, we need that ring.	Well now honey, that ring is at the bottom of a pretty durned big lake.
well, i'm sorry honey -	Well, we need that ring.
or in my chiffonier. i don't know.	Well, I'm sorry honey -
you -	Or in my chiffonier. I don't know.
or, it might a been under the mattress.	You -
you said -	Or, it might a been under the mattress.
i said i thought it was in the rolltop desk.	You said -
you said it was in the rolltop desk!	I said I thought it was in the rolltop desk.
that's one of aunt hurlene's.	You said it was in the rolltop desk!
not your...	That's one of Aunt Hurlene's.
that's not my ring.	Not your...
- in the gods - huh?	That's not my ring.
that's not my ring.	- in the gods - Huh?
and you were right about that ring. any other weddin' band would not do. but this-here was foreordained, honey; fate was a-smilin' on me, and ya have to have confidence -	That's not my ring.
that's good, honey.	And you were right about that ring. Any other weddin' band would not do. But this-here was foreordained, honey; fate was a-smilin' on me, and ya have to have confidence -
...time for this old boy to enjoy some repose.	That's good, honey.
but i don't mind telling you, i'm awful pleased my adventuring days is at an end...	...Time for this old boy to enjoy some repose.
that's right, honey.	But I don't mind telling you, I'm awful pleased my adventuring days is at an end...
all's well that ends well, as the poet says.	That's right, honey.
it's just a symbol, honey -	No weddin'.
ain't gonna be no weddin'.	It's just a symbol, honey -
aw, honey, our ring is just a old pewter thing -	Ain't gonna be no weddin'.
we ain't gettin' married with his ring!  you said you'd changed!	Aw, honey, our ring is just a old pewter thing -
hell, now's the time to buy it off him cheap.	We ain't gettin' married with his ring!  You said you'd changed!
i ain't worn it since our divorce came through. it must still be in the rolltop in the old cabin. never thought i'd need it; vernon bought one encrusted with jewels.	Hell, now's the time to buy it off him cheap.
where's your ring, honey?	I ain't worn it since our divorce came through. It must still be in the rolltop in the old cabin. Never thought I'd need it; Vernon bought one encrusted with jewels.
just a little change of cast. me and the little lady are gonna pick up the pieces'n retie the knot, mixaphorically speakin'. you boys're invited, of course. hell, you're best men! already got the rings.	Where's your ring, honey?
mcgill. no, the marriage'll take place as planned.	Just a little change of cast. Me and the little lady are gonna pick up the pieces'n retie the knot, mixaphorically speakin'. You boys're invited, of course. Hell, you're best men! Already got the rings.
i can and i am and i will - tomorrow! i gotta think about the little wharvey gals! they look to me for answers! vernon can s'port 'em and buy 'em lessons on the clarinet! the only good thing you ever did for the gals was get his by that train!	...Why you... lyin,... unconstant... succubus!
i'll tell you what i am - i'm the paterfamilias! you can't marry him!	I can and I am and I will - tomorrow! I gotta think about the little Wharvey gals! They look to me for answers! Vernon can s'port 'em and buy 'em lessons on the clarinet! The only good thing you ever did for the gals was get his by that train!
no - you stop it! vernon here's got a job. vernon's got prospects. he's bona fide! what're you?	I'll tell you what I am - I'm the paterfamilias! You can't marry him!
now penny, stop that!	No - you stop it! Vernon here's got a job. Vernon's got prospects. He's bona fide! What're you?
that ain't your daddy, alvinelle. your daddy was hit by a train.	Now Penny, stop that!
that ain't the tune you were singin' back there at the gallows!	Well any human being will cast about in a moment of stress. No, the fact is, they're flooding this valley so they can hydro-electric up the whole durned state...
it just never fails; once again you two hayseeds are showin' how much you want for innalect. there's a perfectly scientific explanation for what just happened -	That ain't the tune you were singin' back there at the gallows!
we prayed to god and he pitied us!	It just never fails; once again you two hayseeds are showin' how much you want for innalect. There's a perfectly scientific explanation for what just happened -
this is crazy. no one's ever gonna believe we're a real band.	No, this is gonna work! I just gotta get close enough to talk to her. Takin' off with us is got a lot more future in it than marrying a guy named Waldrip.  I'm goddamn bona fide. I've got the answers!
well, it's a invitation-only affair; we'll have to sneak in through the service entrance-	Wait a minute - who elected you leader a this outfit? Since we been followin' your lead we got nothin' but trouble! I gotten this close to bein' strung up, n'consumed in a fire, 'n whipped no end, 'n sunstroked, 'n soggied -
pete... i do apologize.	Eighty-four years old! I'll be gummin' pab-you-lum!
i couldn't wait two weeks! she's gettin' married tomorra!	...With my added time for the escape, I don't get out now 'til 1987... I'll be eighty-four years old.
...no treasure... i had two weeks left on my sentence...	I couldn't wait two weeks! She's gettin' married tomorra!
damnit, i just hadda bust out! my wife wrote me she was gettin' married! i gotta stop it!	...No treasure... I had two weeks left on my sentence...
but...	Damnit, I just hadda bust out! My wife wrote me she was gettin' married! I gotta stop it!
fact of the matter - there never was!	But... but...
i cain't help it, but that's a wonderful thing to say!	Well, but Pete...
pete, uh, i don't want ya to beat yourself up about this thing...	I cain't help it, but that's a wonderful thing to say!
it's awful white of ya to take it like that, everett. i feel wretched, spoilin' yer play for a million dollars'n point two. it's been eatin' at my guts.	Aw, that's all right.
they lured me out for a bathe, then they dunked me'n trussed me up like a hog and turned me in for the bounty.	I shoulda guessed it - typical womanly behavior. Just lucky we left before they came for us.
quitcha babblin' pete - time to skedaddle.	They lured me out for a bathe, then they dunked me'n trussed me up like a hog and turned me in for the bounty.
it was a moment a weakness!	Quitcha babblin' Pete - time to skedaddle.
...nah, that ain't right... i'm thinkin' of...	...I believe, unless I'm very much mistaken - see, we've been away for several years, uh...
itta bena, now, uh, that would be...	Isn't it, uh...
the hell it ain't square one! ain't no one gonna pick up three filthy unshaved hitchhikers, and one of 'em a know-it-all that can't keep his trap shut!	Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment, but I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies a the goddamn field, or-hell!- take a look at Delmar here as your paradigm a hope.
me? oh, i didn't have no plan. still don't, really.	Well that hardly sounds like you...
an' all my meals for free...	What about you, Delmar? What're you gonna do with your share a that dough?
a million dollars.	Million point two.
hell, at least it woulda washed away the stink of that pomade.	Join you two ignorant fools in a ridiculous superstition? Thank you anyway.  And I like the smell of my hair treatment - the pleasing odor is half the point.
the preacher said it absolved us.	For him, not for the law! I'm surprised at you, Pete. Hell, I gave you credit for more brains than Delmar.
well, i'll be a sonofabitch. delmar's been saved!	Pete, don't be ignorant-
that don't make no sense!	Pete, it's a fool looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart. What the hell's that singing?
so i borrowed it till i did know!	That don't make no sense!
you didn't know that at the time!	So I borrowed it till I did know!
who was fixing to betray us!	You didn't know that at the time!
to washington bartholomew hogwallop. from his loving cora. ay-more fie- dellis.	It was in his bureau.
sell that. i figured it could only have painful associations for wash.	To Washington Bartholomew Hogwallop. From his loving Cora. Ay-More Fie- dellis.
how's this a plan? how're we gonna get a car?	Sell that. I figured it could only have painful associations for Wash.
don't i know it.	We got but four days to get to that treasure! After that, it'll be at the bottom of a lake!
huh?! they dam that river on the 21st.  today's the 17th!	Don't I know it.
you lousy yella-bellied low-down skunks-	Now hold on, Pete, we gotta speak with one voice here - CAREFUL WITH THAT FIRE NOW, BOYS!
pete's cousin turned us in for the bounty!	The hell you say! Wash is kin!
suits me! i'm votin' for yours truly!	Well I'm votin' for yours truly too!
well, pete, i just figured it should be the one with capacity for abstract thought. but if that ain't the consensus view, hell, let's put her to a vote!	Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly!
wait a minute! who elected you leader a this outfit?	Well, Pete, I just figured it should be the one with capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, hell, let's put her to a vote!
watch your language, young fellow, this is a public market. now, if you want dapper dan i can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.	Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity-two weeks from everywhere! Forget it! Just the dozen hairnets!
no! i don't want fop! goddamnit - i use dapper dan!	Watch your language, young fellow, this is a public market. Now, if you want Dapper Dan I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
i don't carry dapper dan. i carry fop.	No! I don't want Fop! Goddamnit - I use Dapper Dan!
hold on there - i don't want this pomade, i want dapper dan.	I don't carry Dapper Dan. I carry Fop.
nearest ford auto man's bristol.	Hold on there - I don't want this pomade, I want Dapper Dan.
two weeks! that don't do me no good!	Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
boys, that was some mighty fine pickin' and singin'. you just sign these papers and i'll give you ten dollars apiece.	Okay sir, but Mert and Aloysius'll have to scratch Xes - only four of us can write.
hot damn, boy, i almost believe you did sell your soul to the devil!	Boys, that was some mighty fine pickin' and singin'. You just sign these papers and I'll give you ten dollars apiece.
well, i don't record negro songs. i'm lookin' for some ol'-timey material.  why, people just can't get enough of it since we started broadcastin' the 'pappy o'daniel flour hour', so thanks for stoppin' by, but-	Sir, the Soggy Bottom Boys been steeped in ol'-timey material. Heck, you're silly with it, aintcha boys?
sir, we are negroes. all except our a-cump- uh, company-accompluh- uh, the fella that plays the gui-tar.	Well, I don't record Negro songs. I'm lookin' for some ol'-timey material.  Why, people just can't get enough of it since we started broadcastin' the 'Pappy O'Daniel Flour Hour', so thanks for stoppin' by, but-
well that all depends. you boys do negro songs?	Sir, we are Negroes. All except our a-cump- uh, company-accompluh- uh, the fella that plays the gui-tar.
well sir, my name is jordan rivers and these here are the soggy bottom boys outta cottonelia mississippi- songs of salvation to salve the soul. we hear you pay good money to sing into a can.	Well that all depends. You boys do Negro songs?
i am. hur you?	Well sir, my name is Jordan Rivers and these here are the Soggy Bottom Boys outta Cottonelia Mississippi- Songs of Salvation to Salve the Soul. We hear you pay good money to sing into a can.
who's the honcho around here?	I am. Hur you?
hot damn, we gotta find those boys! sign 'em to a big fat contract! hell's bells, mr. lunn, if we don't the goddamn competition will!	Oh mercy, yes. You gotta beat that competition.
it was a powerful air.	Hot damn, we gotta find those boys! Sign 'em to a big fat contract! Hell's bells, Mr. Lunn, if we don't the goddamn competition will!
well that record has just gone through the goddamn roof! they're playin' it as far away as mobile! the whole damn state's goin' ape!	It was a powerful air.
oh i remember 'em, colored fellas i believe, swell bunch a boys, sung into yon can and skedaddled.	Well that record has just gone through the goddamn roof! They're playin' it as far away as Mobile! The whole damn state's goin' ape!
they cut a record in here, few days ago, old-timey harmony thing with a guitar accump-accump-uh-	Oh I remember 'em, colored fellas I believe, swell bunch a boys, sung into yon can and skedaddled.
soggy bottom boys - i don't precisely recollect, uh -	They cut a record in here, few days ago, old-timey harmony thing with a guitar Accump-accump-uh-
how can i lay hold a the soggy bottom boys?	Soggy Bottom Boys - I don't precisely recollect, uh -
now what can i do you for, mister french?	How can I lay hold a the Soggy Bottom Boys?
but pappy, they's inter-grated.	Well I guess folks don't mind they's integrated.
holy-moly. these boys're a hit!	But Pappy, they's inter-grated.
we cain't do that, daddy, we might offend our constichency.	We ain't got a constichency! Stokes got a constichency!
i signed that bill! i signed a dozen a those aggi-culture bills! everyone knows i'm a friend a the fahmuh! what do i gotta do, start diddlin' livestock?!	We cain't do that, Daddy, we might offend our constichency.
...yeah?	Well people like that reform. Maybe we should get us some.
well he's the reform candidate, daddy.	...Yeah?
languishing! goddamn campaign is languishing! we need a shot inna arm!  hear me, boys? inna goddamn arm!  election held tomorra, that sonofabitch stokes would win it in a walk!	Well he's the reform candidate, Daddy.
she's at the five and dime.	Buyin' nipples!
it's bona fide!	He's a suitor!
that's a maiden name.	You got a maiden name, Daddy?
mama said you was hit by a train!	Blooey!
daddy!	He ain't our daddy!
i knew you'd make it!  where's your girl? didn't she come?	Naw. That's over with.
okay, i wrote those things... and yeah, i had big thoughts of getting together with your mom... but when she hit me with being pregnant, i saw who she was. i'd had quiff lay that shit on me before!	What did you call her? What did I hear you call her, you son of a bitch?
i found them, pard, and read them myself, right after she did it!	Okay, I wrote those things... and yeah, I had big thoughts of getting together with your mom... but when she hit me with being pregnant, I saw who she was. I'd had quiff lay that shit on me before!
i never said any of that!	I found them, pard, and read them myself, right after she did it!
she said you told her in every letter how much you loved her, how you wanted to marry her, have children with her...	I never said any of that!
i wrote. not every week...	She said you told her in every letter how much you loved her, how you wanted to marry her, have children with her...
that's not how she told it. she said you wrote her every week you were away.	I wrote. Not every week...
there's nothing to talk about. two goddamn times i made it with your old lady. we barely even talked.	That's not how she told it. She said you wrote her every week you were away.
what if i want to talk about her, pard? what then? you know, that's all i've ever heard from you, since i was a kid... you never want to talk about that, man, and it's important.	There's nothing to talk about. Two goddamn times I made it with your old lady. We barely even talked.
who?  aw shit, zackie, let's not get off on your mother again, please.	What if I want to talk about her, pard? What then? You know, that's all I've ever heard from you, since I was a kid... you never want to talk about that, man, and it's important.
that what she was... a norfolk deb?	Who?  Aw shit, Zackie, let's not get off on your mother again, please.
back east in newport, rhode island, they call 'em the fall river debs. in pensacola, the mobile debs. in norfolk --	That what she was... a Norfolk Deb?
yeah, i know.	Back east in Newport, Rhode Island, they call 'em the Fall River Debs. In Pensacola, the Mobile Debs. In Norfolk --
better watch out for that kind, zackie. you know what they call 'em, don't ya?	Yeah, I know.
yeah, i sort of thought so myself.	Better watch out for that kind, Zackie. You know what they call 'em, don't ya?
great ass.	Yeah, I sort of thought so myself.
nobody. just a girl i've been making it with the last couple of weekends.	Great ass.
who's that?	Nobody. Just a girl I've been making it with the last couple of weekends.
from you, pard? never. thanks for the graduation present.	Hey, Zackie -- don't go away mad.
hey, what did you want? a lot of fatherly bullshit? a big pat on the back?	From you, pard? Never. Thanks for the graduation present.
i don't know. that's just how it sounded. well, i'll see you.	Hey, what did you want? A lot of fatherly bullshit? A big pat on the back?
fuck, no! why would i care about something as dumb as that?	I don't know. That's just how it sounded. Well, I'll see you.
you afraid you'll have to salute me, chief?	Fuck, no! Why would I care about something as dumb as that?
don't be pissed. i'm on your side, pard. i just don't want you to do something you'll regret. you gotta give six years to the navy if you wanna fly... that's six years with the most uptight assholes god put on this earth. officers aren't like you and me, man. it's another breed.	You afraid you'll have to salute me, Chief?
who gave you this idea?	Nobody. It just came to me.
to fly jets. to be the fastest motherfucker in the world. you gotta come and visit me. i'm only a couple hours away.	Who gave you this idea?
why?	To fly jets. To be the fastest motherfucker in the world. You gotta come and visit me. I'm only a couple hours away.
that's right. i'm on my way over to this officer school in port ranier.	Why?
you... in the navy?	That's right. I'm on my way over to this officer school in Port Ranier.
i joined the navy.	You... in the Navy?
zackie, nothing you do will ever surprise me, pard, not after some of the shit you've pulled.	I joined the Navy.
get ready pard. this one's gonna blow you away.	Zackie, nothing you do will ever surprise me, pard, not after some of the shit you've pulled.
so what're you doing in seattle?	Get ready pard. This one's gonna blow you away.
ay, palequero. never hochi in the p.i.	Wha-chu-say, palequero? Short time, long time, only ten dolla.
yeah, i made some money down there, then i talked my way into another college and i did it. i wasn't magna cum laude but i did okay. you should've seen me in my cap and gown.	Why the fuck didn't you invite me? I would've come.
i thought you quit school. last i heard you were on your way to a construction job or something down in brazil.	Yeah, I made some money down there, then I talked my way into another college and I did it. I wasn't magna cum laude but I did okay. You should've seen me in my cap and gown.
you were out at sea! hey, guess what? i graduated. i got my degree.	I thought you quit school. Last I heard you were on your way to a construction job or something down in Brazil.
hey, honey, look at this! my son! isn't he beautiful?  you should've called!	You were out at sea! Hey, guess what? I graduated. I got my degree.
neither have you, pard!	Hey, honey, look at this! My son! Isn't he beautiful?  You should've called!
zack, you little shit! you haven't changed a bit!	Neither have you, pard!
hi, byron.	Zack, you little shit! You haven't changed a bit!
thank you, sir!	Stop calling me 'sir! I ain't no officer. My name is Byron.
okay, okay. you win.	Thank you, sir!
what for?	Okay, okay. You win.
come back here, kid!	What for?
you got to kid. let me spell it out for you. this is a whorehouse. and i happen to like my life the way it is and nobody's gonna make me change.	I don't care about that. I just ain't going back. You don't want me? Okay. I'll find me another place.
i ain't never going back to that school, sir.	You got to kid. Let me spell it out for you. This is a whorehouse. And I happen to like my life the way it is and nobody's gonna make me change.
i'm not finished. i'll only be in port one week a month and when i'm here you'd never catch me playing daddy with you 'cause it's not who i am. like i told you on the phone, you i'd be better off in that state school back in virginia.	I ain't never going back to that school, sir.
great.	I'm not finished. I'll only be in port one week a month and when I'm here you'd never catch me playing daddy with you 'cause it's not who I am. Like I told you on the phone, you I'd be better off in that state school back in Virginia.
this is it. this is where i live. i suppose you could bunk over there and you could go to school at the base.	Great.
i been calling for four months.	Well, that's how long I've been out at sea.
listen, kid, i was sorry to hear about your mom. that's pretty rough. i would've returned your call a lot sooner but i was out at sea...	I been calling for four months.
yes, sir.	Listen, kid, I was sorry to hear about your mom. That's pretty rough. I would've returned your call a lot sooner but I was out at sea...
how was the flight? they take care of you okay? long way from norfolk, isn't it?	Yes, sir.
yes, sir.	I'm Byron. Nice to meet you.  C'mon. Let's go get your luggage.
you, zack?	Yes, Sir.
go on, zack! go for the record!	Fuck the record. Now you listen to me and do exactly what I tell you.  Start back ten yards and take off from here. Not here... or there... but right here!  No excuses, Seeger! You are going to plant those legs here and then you're going to yank yourself over that wall because you have to! You want jets? Then do it, goddamnit!
zack, we've got to go.	Just trying to have fun. That fucking prison is really starting to get to me. C'mon, Seeger. Gimme a push.  Fuck you guys! I'll do it myself!
the whole world's a jungle, huh, mayo? dog eat dog down to the last one, right?	You got it, Sweet Pea.  Nice boonies, Seeger.
hey, did you hear? sands and kantrowitz dored last night.  survival of the fittest.	The whole world's a jungle, huh, Mayo? Dog eat dog down to the last one, right?
ever heard of knocking, mayo?	Hey, did you hear? Sands and Kantrowitz DORed last night.  Survival of the fittest.
good morning, girls.	Ever heard of knocking, mayo?
don't lose any sleep over it. i wouldn't mind being the first woman to fly a jet fighter in combat.	Great. You can go in my place.
hey, baby, you could get sent to war, get your ass shot down.	Don't lose any sleep over it. I wouldn't mind being the first woman to fly a jet fighter in combat.
you're pretty funny, mayo.	Maybe we'll be roommates, Seeger, and you'll find out how funny I really am...
he doesn't mean anything by it, zack. do you, joe?	I don't mean anything by it.
when did this happen?	A long time ago.
yes, joe.	When did this happen?
esther, do you think she's using...  ...birth control?	Yes, Joe.
joe!	Come over here where I can see you.
see you in the fleet, sir!	Yeah. See you in the fleet, Sarge. And thank you.
well, goodbye.	See you in the fleet, sir!
i know.	Well, goodbye.
i'll never forget you as long as i live, sergeant.	I know.
congratulations, ensign mayo, sir!	I'll never forget you as long as I live, Sergeant.
you're good.	Get on your feet and find out how good, sir.
what're you waiting for, mayo? get your scuzzy ass up here.	Yes, sir!
mayo, you didn't hear me -- i said i i'm busy! and so are you! go get cleaned up!	Aw screw it...
it's important, sir!	Mayo, you didn't hear me -- I said I I'm busy! And so are you! Go get cleaned up!
i'm busy, mayo. it'll have to wait.	It's important, sir!
sir, this officer candidate requests permission to speak to you in private.	I'm busy, Mayo. It'll have to wait.
mayo, the rest of your class knows about candidate worley, and we're all sorry.	Sir, this officer candidate requests permission to speak to you in private.
i thought the d.i.'s were supposed to help you in this place! what kind of human being are you?	Stop eyeballing me, Mayo, or you're out!
it doesn't matter what he's going through. that's the whole purpose of this zoo. what matters is he freaked out for some reason at twenty-five thousand feet and that can't ever happen again.	But you don't understand. There's this girl he's gotten pregnant and she's putting him through hell, sir.
you didn't kick him out...? wait, didn't he tell you what he's been going through?	It doesn't matter what he's going through. That's the whole purpose of this zoo. What matters is he freaked out for some reason at twenty-five thousand feet and that can't ever happen again.
yes, sir!	Maybe there's hope for you yet.
mayo, are those your friends?	Yes, sir!
that's not true, sir! i've changed a lot since i've been here! and i'm gonna make it, sir!	Not a fucking chance, asshole!
pity you don't have the character.	That's not true, sir! I've changed a lot since I've been here! And I'm gonna make it, sir!
i don't want to do something anybody can do.	Pity you don't have the character.
what is it, the kicks? is that it?	I don't want to do something anybody can do.
no, sir!	What is it, the kicks? Is that it?
why? because you can do it alone?	No, sir!
i want to fly jets, sir!	Why? Because you can do it alone?
that's no reason. everybody wants to fly. my grandmother wants to fly. you going after a job with one of the airlines?	I want to fly jets, sir!
i want to fly, sir!	That's no reason. Everybody wants to fly. My grandmother wants to fly. You going after a job with one of the airlines?
sir, that's not true! i love my country!	Sell it to the Air Force, Mayo!
no way, mayo. you don't give a shit about anybody but yourself and every single one of your classmates knows it. think they'd trust you behind the controls of a plane they have to fly in? hey, man, i figure you for the kind of guy who'd zip off one day in my f-14 and sell it to the cubans.	Sir, that's not true! I love my country!
sir, this candidate believes he'll make a good officer, sir!	No way, Mayo. You don't give a shit about anybody but yourself and every single one of your classmates knows it. Think they'd trust you behind the controls of a plane they have to fly in? Hey, man, I figure you for the kind of guy who'd zip off one day in my F-14 and sell it to the Cubans.
hey, what do you say we call off this little charade of yours over a couple of beers at trader jon's...? come on, man. you're about as close to being officer material as me.	Sir, this candidate believes he'll make a good officer, sir!
i'm doing okay, sir.	No you're not. You're failing the big one, baby, and I don't just mean in here. I mean in life. I've watched you, Mayo, and you don't mesh. You grab-ass and joke around but you don't make friends, not the way the others do.
stop eyeballing me, mister! i've looked through your file and done a little checking, and i know it all. i know about your mother. i know your old man's an alcoholic and a whore chaser.  life sure has dealt you some shitty cards! hasn't it, mayo?	I'm doing okay, sir.
that's a lie, mayo. you've gone through a lot worse, haven't you?	Stop eyeballing me, mister! I've looked through your file and done a little checking, and I know it all. I know about your mother. I know your old man's an alcoholic and a whore chaser.  Life sure has dealt you some shitty cards! Hasn't it, Mayo?
no, sir! it was the hardest thing i ever did, sir! until this.	That's a lie, Mayo. You've gone through a lot worse, haven't you?
she may not make it through the program, but she's got more heart and more character than you'll ever have. i've seen your college record. i've never heard of most of those schools. tell me something, mayo. did you buy that degree?	No, sir! It was the hardest thing I ever did, sir! Until this.
no, sir. you can kick me out, but i'm not quitting.	Get into your fatigues, Mayo. Before the weekend's out, you'll quit.
i want your d.o.r.	No, sir. You can kick me out, but I'm not quitting.
subic bay, sir. in the philippines.	I thought I recognized the work.  Be proud of those wings. They're the only ones you're gonna leave here with, Mayo-naise.
where'd you get this, mayo? this is really wonder work.	Subic Bay, sir. In the Philippines.
not exactly, sir.	Where'd you get this, Mayo? This is really wonder work.
how did you slip into this program, mayo? i didn't know the navy was so hard up.  you got an injury there, mayo?	Not exactly, sir.
mayo, zack mayo, sir!	How did you slip into this program, Mayo? I didn't know the Navy was so hard up.  You got an injury there, Mayo?
what's your name, boy?	Mayo, Zack Mayo, sir!
are you laughing at me, dick-brain?	No, sir!
what did you call me, mayo?	Zack, don't!
whatever you say, mayonnaise.	Fall out on the lawn in five minutes, in your Poopie suits!
no, sir.	Stop whispering, Sweet Pea, you're giving me a hard on!
only two things come out of oklahoma, steers and queers. which one are you, boy? i don't see any horns so you must be a queer.	No, sir.
oklahoma city, oklahoma.	Only two things come out of Oklahoma, steers and queers. Which one are you, boy? I don't see any horns so you must be a queer.
where are you from, boy?	Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
no, sir.	Where are you from, boy?
do you want to fuck me up the ass, boy? is that why you called me a 'ewe'? are you a queer?	No, sir.
no, sir!	Do you want to fuck me up the ass, boy? Is that why you called me a 'ewe'? Are you a queer?
lauder, sweet pea!	No, sir!
no, sir.	Lauder, Sweet Pea!
no, sir!	No, sir.
no.	No, sir!
you said, 'how're you?' i am not a 'ewe,' boy! a ewe is a female sheep, boy! is that what you think i am, boy?	No.
i didn't call you anything before that.	You said, 'How're you?' I am not a 'ewe,' boy! A ewe is a female sheep, boy! Is that what you think I am, boy?
before that.	I didn't call you anything before that.
i called you sarge.	Before that.
what did you call me, boy?	I called you Sarge.
pardon?	What did you call me, boy?
what did you call me?	Pardon?
how're you doing, sarge?	What did you call me?
hi, son.	How're you doing, Sarge?
yes, sir!	Hi, son.
i know why most of you are here. we're not stupid. but before you get to sell what we teach you over at united airlines, you gotta give the navy six years of your life, sweet pea. lot of things can happen in six year. another war could come up in six years. if you're too peaceful a person to dump napalm on an enemy village where there might be women and children, i'm gonna find that out. understand?	Yes, sir!
yes, sir!	I know why most of you are here. We're not stupid. But before you get to sell what we teach you over at United Airlines, you gotta give the Navy six years of your life, Sweet Pea. Lot of things can happen in six year. Another war could come up in six years. If you're too peaceful a person to dump napalm on an enemy village where there might be women and children, I'm gonna find that out. Understand?
stop eyeballing me, boy! you are not worthy enough to look your superiors in the eye. use your peripheral vision! understand?!	Yes, sir!
i don't believe what i'm seeing! where've you been all your lives, at an orgy? listening to mick jagger and bad mouthing your country, i'll bet.	Stop eyeballing me, boy! You are not worthy enough to look your superiors in the eye. Use your peripheral vision! Understand?!
yes, sir!!	I don't believe what I'm seeing! Where've you been all your lives, at an orgy? Listening to Mick Jagger and bad mouthing your country, I'll bet.
louder!	Yes, sir!!
yes, sir!	Louder!
now when i say "understand" i want the whole group to say, "yes, sir!" understand?	Yes, sir!
yes i do!	Then you're dumber than I thought! All you'll get from their kind is pregnant!
do you honestly think you'll find a boy in that... that officer's school who's serious about marriage?	Yes I do!
uh-uh! not a chance! there's nobody in this town doing anything with his life, except what his father did, which is nothing. if i can't have more out of life than that, i'd rather be dead!	Do you honestly think you'll find a boy in that... that officer's school who's serious about marriage?
well, as long as you live in this house, young lady, you live by my rules! you should be dating local boys.	Uh-uh! Not a chance! There's nobody in this town doing anything with his life, except what his father did, which is nothing. If I can't have more out of life than that, I'd rather be dead!
don't you dare ask me that question. i'm an adult and you got no right to push your nose into my affairs like that!	Well, as long as you live in this house, young lady, you live by my rules! You should be dating local boys.
but you knew right off what i was talking about, didn't you, paula! did you let that boy --	Don't you dare ask me that question. I'm an adult and you got no right to push your nose into my affairs like that!
i don't know what it is. it could be anything.	But you knew right off what I was talking about, didn't you, Paula! Did you let that boy --
daddy, i don't want to get into anything with you tonight. i'm tired and i...	What are you tired from?
i said, come here!	Daddy, I don't want to get into anything with you tonight. I'm tired and I...
i know i'm late and i'm sorry, but mrs. rufferwell asked us to help with the cleanup and...	I said, come here!
i'm not pregnant. i got my period this morning. there's no baby, sid.	Well, I'll be goddamned.
what?	I'm not pregnant. I got my period this morning. There's no baby, Sid.
sid, there's no baby.	What?
oklahoma. i can get my old job back at jc penney's. in a couple of years, i'll be floor manager. oh, you're gonna love oklahoma, lynette. you and mama'll get along just great. of course, money will be a little tight for a while, but we'll make it.	Sid, there's no baby.
but... but what would we do? where would we go?	Oklahoma. I can get my old job back at JC Penney's. In a couple of years, I'll be floor manager. Oh, you're gonna love Oklahoma, Lynette. You and mama'll get along just great. Of course, money will be a little tight for a while, but we'll make it.
i had to, baby... i'm no aviator. i was faking it, like i was with everything else in my life... up 'til right now.	But... but what would we do? Where would we go?
you what?	I had to, baby... I'm no aviator. I was faking it, like I was with everything else in my life... up 'til right now.
we're not gonna be stationed anywhere, baby. i dored.	You what?
let's go tell paula! god, i wonder where we'll be stationed first. i hope it'll be hawaii. i've always wanted to go to hawaii.	We're not gonna be stationed anywhere, baby. I DORed.
that's right. let's get married, lynette. let's find a justice of the peace and just do it!	Let's go tell Paula! God, I wonder where we'll be stationed first. I hope it'll be Hawaii. I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.
sid! oh, it's beautiful! you mean...	That's right. Let's get married, Lynette. Let's find a justice of the peace and just do it!
no way. i'm so happy i'm about to bust. here, honey. this is for you. it cost me my whole savings, but i said what the fuck.	Sid! Oh, it's beautiful! You mean...
i can't go like this. can't you wait a few minutes 'til i'm ready?	No way. I'm so happy I'm about to bust. Here, honey. This is for you. It cost me my whole savings, but I said what the fuck.
forget that. come on. got a little surprise...	I can't go like this. Can't you wait a few minutes 'til I'm ready?
what're you doing out of uniform, sid? you don't want to get in trouble.	Forget that. Come on. Got a little surprise...
hi, babe. come on. i've got a couple of things i want to tell you.	What're you doing out of uniform, Sid? You don't want to get in trouble.
...i'd want to pay for the abortion... i'd want to be with you through the whole thing... by your side.  so how late are you, lynette?	Let's just wait and see what happens.
my responsibility as its father, for one. i mean, if i've made you pregnant, i'd want to... do the right thing.	...I'd want to pay for the abortion... I'd want to be with you through the whole thing... by your side.  So how late are you, Lynette?
what other issue is there, sid?	My responsibility as its father, for one. I mean, if I've made you pregnant, I'd want to... do the right thing.
no. but that's not the only issue here, sweetheart. there's a lot more to it than that.	What other issue is there, Sid?
what do you care? suppose i was pregnant. just suppose it. you don't think i'd try to make you do anything you don't want to, do you?	No. But that's not the only issue here, sweetheart. There's a lot more to it than that.
exactly how late are you, lynette?	What do you care? Suppose I was pregnant. Just suppose it. You don't think I'd try to make you do anything you don't want to, do you?
what difference does it make? if anything was to happen, which i'm sure it isn't, it would be my responsibility.	Exactly how late are you, Lynette?
how late?	What difference does it make? If anything was to happen, which I'm sure it isn't, it would be my responsibility.
i'm a little late, that's all.	How late?
by the way, shouldn't you have had a period by now?	I'm a little late, that's all.
lynette, i told you already, it won't work.	Then, I'll see you around.
if you won't take me to dinner with your parents, i won't meet you at the motel.	Lynette, I told you already, it won't work.
ashamed? no -- i love you, lynette. i mean that. after i leave them, i'll meet you at the motel, okay?	If you won't take me to dinner with your parents, I won't meet you at the motel.
sid worley, i think you're ashamed of me.	Ashamed? No -- I love you, Lynette. I mean that. After I leave them, I'll meet you at the motel, okay?
like pick up some booze and go to a motel?	Or we could do that yeah.
what would you girls like to do? want to stick around here for a little or... or could i suggest another plan...?	Like pick up some booze and go to a motel?
you're sure it's okay?	Don't worry. I'll respect you afterwards.
now what on earth would give you an idea like that?	You're sure it's okay?
something tells me you've been here before.	Now what on earth would give you an idea like that?
i sure remember tommy.  mind if we talked about something else?	We don't have to talk at all.
i had a big brother who died over there, too. he wasn't no flyer though. he was just your basic marine corps type. i was only twelve when it happened, so i don't remember much about him.	I sure remember Tommy.  Mind if we talked about something else?
yeah.	I had a big brother who died over there, too. He wasn't no flyer though. He was just your basic Marine Corps type. I was only twelve when it happened, so I don't remember much about him.
vietnam?	Yeah.
he was. he died.	Vietnam?
is your brother a flyer?	He was. He died.
cake walk. both my dad and my brother went through it and made it, so i know i can.	Is your brother a flyer?
you been through the dilbert dunker yet?	Cake walk. Both my dad and my brother went through it and made it, so I know I can.
is this you boys first night of liberty since you got here?	Yes, ma'am. Four long, hard weeks of sacrifice for my country... for my people... for you. But I survived.
you're no better than me, paula! you're just the same!	No! That's not true!
god help you, lynette!	You're no better than me, Paula! You're just the same!
lynette, where's sid?	Already come and gone. Can you believe it? He DORed in the twelfth week. How can you win?
no. i never feel like that.	I do.
no more backward, if you ask me, than the way these hotshot assholes fuck us, then ditch us.  don't you ever feel used, paula? don't you ever feel like if this is all you get for your trouble then the sonofabitch ought to be paying for it...?	No. I never feel like that.
that don't justify trying to trap a boy by getting pregnant, lynette! nothing justifies that. i can't believe you're even thinking like that. i mean, that's really backward.	No more backward, if you ask me, than the way these hotshot assholes fuck us, then ditch us.  Don't you ever feel used, Paula? Don't you ever feel like if this is all you get for your trouble then the sonofabitch ought to be paying for it...?
i never used to think i'd do something like that, but now i'm not so sure. you ask me, nine weeks just ain't long enough to get a guy to fall in love with you.	That don't justify trying to trap a boy by getting pregnant, Lynette! Nothing justifies that. I can't believe you're even thinking like that. I mean, that's really backward.
no way... would you?	I never used to think I'd do something like that, but now I'm not so sure. You ask me, nine weeks just ain't long enough to get a guy to fall in love with you.
you know what i mean. would you... let yourself get pregnant?	No way... Would you?
what do you mean?	You know what I mean. Would you... let yourself get pregnant?
paula, how far would you go to catch zack?	What do you mean?
i haven't made up my mind.	Paula, how far would you go to catch Zack?
you serious about having him over?	I haven't made up my mind.
you hope.	He'll show. I'd bet my paycheck on it.
i told zack about saturday night, too. the fifth week's supposed to be the roughest. come wednesday, he'll be wishing he took my number.	You hope.
no, but i told him i'd be at the town tavern next saturday night, and he sounded like he might come.	I told Zack about Saturday night, too. The fifth week's supposed to be the roughest. Come Wednesday, he'll be wishing he took my number.
he ask you out for next weekend?	No, but I told him I'd be at the Town Tavern next Saturday night, and he sounded like he might come.
how did it go with you guys?	Big Sid came in about two and a half seconds, then had the nerve to ask, 'Did you make it, too, sweetheart?'
everything was different.	But in what ways?
what did he do? did he do anything that was different?	Everything was different.
yeah... mmmm...	What did he do? Did he do anything that was different?
details, pokrif. from what i saw he had an incredible body.	Yeah... Mmmm...
great.	Details, Pokrif. From what I saw he had an incredible body.
well, it you're not gonna ask, then i will. how was it?	Great.
i got my foot on the floor.	Well, it you're not gonna ask, then I will. How was it?
hurry, lynette. it's almost midnight.	I got my foot on the floor.
that was you guys, huh?	Come on. Let's go dance.
see you in a month when you get liberty!	Don't worry. It grows out about an inch by them.
yeah, i saw 'em. poor guys.	See you in a month when you get liberty!
paula, look at the new poopies.	Yeah, I saw 'em. Poor guys.
lynette, watch your mouth! somebody might overhear.	Paula, look at the new Poopies.
far fucking out! i've been wanting to meet one of the blue angels since i can remember.	Lynette, watch your mouth! Somebody might overhear.
come on, guys. it's five o'clock.	One more minute.
you little bitch! how could you? was there ever a baby, lynette? that's all i want to know! did you make up that baby, lynette? did you??	Of course there was a baby. I'd never lie about something like that. Would I, Paula?
of course. i don't want no okie from muscogee. i can get that right here in port angeles.	You little bitch! How could you? Was there ever a baby, Lynette? That's all I want to know! Did you make up that baby, Lynette? Did you??
and you turned him down??	Of course. I don't want no Okie from Muscogee. I can get that right here in Port Angeles.
that there isn't one, as of today. i had my period.  i couldn't believe it. he still wanted to marry me.	And you turned him down??
what did you tell him about the baby?	That there isn't one, as of today. I had my period.  I couldn't believe it. He still wanted to marry me.
lynette, just keep your mouth shut until we get to the motel. will you do that for me, please.	Well, excuse me for livin'!
god! i've never seen anything like that in my whole life! did you see that guy's nose?	Lynette, just keep your mouth shut until we get to the motel. Will you do that for me, please.
that's brilliant.	Maybe not, but it is the truth. And Zack, you didn't kill him either.
however you got it figured, i didn't kill sid and lynette didn't kill him! he killed himself!	That's brilliant.
i bet you do!	However you got it figured, I didn't kill Sid and Lynette didn't kill him! He killed himself!
i'm not a puget deb. i hate that goddamn term!	I bet you do!
beware of the puget debs -- and we all laughed, especially him.	I'm not a Puget Deb. I hate that goddamn term!
yeah. you got the whole story just right.	Beware of the Puget Debs -- and we all laughed, especially him.
come on, paula! you were looking for a ticket out of here and you didn't care who it was, any more than you cared with the last class of candidates you and lynette fucked your way through, looking for a husband! or the class before that!	Yeah. You got the whole story just right.
please stop it. none of that's true. goddamnit, i love you. i loved you ever since i met you.	Come on, Paula! You were looking for a ticket out of here and you didn't care who it was, any more than you cared with the last class of candidates you and Lynette fucked your way through, looking for a husband! Or the class before that!
why?	Because he's my friend, too.
i'd like to come with you.	Why?
i'm not playing any games! go look at lynette's!	I don't know where that is.
hey! you know goddamn well what happened so let's not play any games, okay?	I'm not playing any games! Go look at Lynette's!
why'd he do it?	Hey! You know goddamn well what happened so let's not play any games, okay?
paula, he dored and nobody's seen him.	Why'd he do it?
so?	Paula, he DORed and nobody's seen him.
i'm looking for sid.	So?
sure.  zack, i hope you know i didn't have to show you that picture.	I know that.
i'll try, but this week we go into survival training, so i can't make any promises.  well, thanks again for dinner. thank your mom again for me, will you?	Sure.  Zack, I hope you know I didn't have to show you that picture.
call me during the week if you get the chance.	I'll try, but this week we go into survival training, so I can't make any promises.  Well, thanks again for dinner. Thank your mom again for me, will you?
twenty-two years ago.	No wonder he was looking at me like that.
your real father was an officer candidate like me?	Twenty-two years ago.
because my real father wouldn't marry her.	Your real father?
why'd your mom marry that guy if she didn't love him?	Because my real father wouldn't marry her.
for a start, i wouldn't marry a man i wasn't in love with.	Why'd your mom marry that guy if she didn't love him?
what would you do differently?	For a start, I wouldn't marry a man I wasn't in love with.
some day. when i'm sure i can do a better job of it than my folks.	What would you do differently?
no. is that what you want?	Some day. When I'm sure I can do a better job of it than my folks.
zack, do you ever think about what it'd be like to have kids... a family.	No. Is that what you want?
yeah, then if i get jets, it's on to beeville, texas.	Zack, do you ever think about what it'd be like to have kids... a family.
so, after you graduate you go on to basic flight, right? is that in pensacola?	Yeah, then if I get jets, it's on to Beeville, Texas.
that's okay. i'm used to it.	So, after you graduate you go on to basic flight, right? Is that in Pensacola?
no, it's okay. it was a great free meal. everybody was so uptight i felt sorry for you.	That's okay. I'm used to it.
i'm so embarrassed. i knew i shouldn't have brought you here.	No, it's okay. It was a great free meal. Everybody was so uptight I felt sorry for you.
are those for me?	No, they're for your mom.
hi.	Are those for me?
hey, what about sunday dinner? when're you gonna let me know?	When I'm good and ready.
come on. invite me. all day the idea of a family sunday dinner's been coming into my head. since you're the only one i know around here with family...	Zack, I don't know if I want to do that...
i've seen all that a hundred times.	Hey, will you just leave me alone?
nothing. go back to the show, paula.	I've seen all that a hundred times.
what's the matter?	Nothing. Go back to the show, Paula.
i'm sorry. i can't sit with you.	I understand. Maybe we'll see each other after the show...
does it still hurt?	Naw. You're alone in this world no matter what kinda folks or background you had. Nothing hurts, pard, once you got that one down.
the thing that really got to me... she didn't leave a note. nothing. i've always hated her for that.	Does it still hurt?
god.	The thing that really got to me... she didn't leave a note. Nothing. I've always hated her for that.
my old lady swallowed a bottle of pills one day while i was at school.	God.
who says i'm not going after what i want? my mother's thirty-nine years old and she still works in that factory. every time i see her, i know exactly what i don't want.	My old lady swallowed a bottle of pills one day while I was at school.
that's no excuse for not going after what you want.	Who says I'm not going after what I want? My mother's thirty-nine years old and she still works in that factory. Every time I see her, I know exactly what I don't want.
i don't care what the magazines say... it's just not as easy being a girl, especially from a catholic family. you don't know the junk i grew up listening to, 'bout the way women are supposed to think and act.	That's no excuse for not going after what you want.
what's stopping you?	I don't care what the magazines say... it's just not as easy being a girl, especially from a Catholic family. You don't know the junk I grew up listening to, 'bout the way women are supposed to think and act.
you know, sometimes i wish i was one of those girls they're letting in the flight program these days. god, i'd love to fly.	What's stopping you?
i don't want to move. but somebody has to move sometime. eventually.	They found them like that, shriveled up from weeks without food or water...
i don't want you to move.	I don't want to move. But somebody has to move sometime. Eventually.
i'll get it if you want.	I don't want you to move.
want me to get a towel?	I'll get it if you want.
it sure was.	Want me to get a towel?
that was great.	It sure was.
i forgot to thank you for breakfast.	Any time, sailor.
i've never had a girl.	I forgot to thank you for breakfast.
zack, when you're through with a girl, what do you do? do you say something or do you just... disappear?	I've never had a girl.
you're better than candy.	I'm serious. It's gonna be hard to get enough.
zack, i dare you not to fall in love with me. i ain't gonna get serious with you, no way. but how can you resist me? i'm like candy.	You're better than candy.
to have a good time with you until you have to go.	That's it?
what do you want, paula? what do you really want?	To have a good time with you until you have to go.
i know who you are and what you want.	What do you want, Paula? What do you really want?
paula, i never try to fool anybody about who i am, what i want... so if even in the back of your --	I know who you are and what you want.
i'm starving.	Paula, I never try to fool anybody about who I am, what I want... so if even in the back of your --
wrong. i've driven a hundred and twenty miles, told a hundred and twenty lies, and said a hundred and twenty hail mary's since i saw you. hungry?	I'm starving.
you stayed after all.	Wrong. I've driven a hundred and twenty miles, told a hundred and twenty lies, and said a hundred and twenty Hail Mary's since I saw you. Hungry?
be a friend. leave.	You got no manners and you never tell the truth! You're nothin' special. And if you ask me, you got no chance at all of being an officer!
i don't know who you think you're talking to! i ain't some whore you brought here! i've been trying to be your friend and you treat me like shit!	Be a friend. Leave.
forget it. just get out of here.	I don't know who you think you're talking to! I ain't some whore you brought here! I've been trying to be your friend and you treat me like shit!
where's that coming from? i wouldn't fuck now if my life depended on it!	Forget it. Just get out of here.
you want me to fuck you? is that it? okay, come here. take your clothes off. get into bed.	Where's that coming from? I wouldn't fuck now if my life depended on it!
opening up just a little wouldn't kill you, ya know.	You want me to fuck you? Is that it? Okay, come here. Take your clothes off. Get into bed.
i don't feel like talking, if you don't mind.	Opening up just a little wouldn't kill you, ya know.
where'd you learn to fight like that?	I don't feel like talking, if you don't mind.
there's always a choice.	Where'd you learn to fight like that?
he didn't give you much choice.	There's always a choice.
i shouldn't have done that. i should've walked.	He didn't give you much choice.
i vote for the motel.	My kinda group!
who cares?  mmmm. now i remember. mayo the wop. gee, i'm glad you're here. i've been looking forward to this all week.	Me, too.
i think we're making some of the locals jealous.	Who cares?  Mmmm. Now I remember. Mayo the Wop. Gee, I'm glad you're here. I've been looking forward to this all week.
just think 'i'm gonna do it!' program yourself. see yourself making it. it'll happen. i know 'cause i just read this article in cosmo, and it was about that very thing.	You're a very pretty girl, Paula.
who knows? guys a lot smarter than me are dropping out like flies.	Just think 'I'm gonna do it!' Program yourself. See yourself making it. It'll happen. I know 'cause I just read this article in Cosmo, and it was about that very thing.
think you'll make it all the way to getting your wings?	Who knows? Guys a lot smarter than me are dropping out like flies.
do you go to school?	No. I work for National Paper. It's a good job. I make eight-twenty-three an hour.  When I get enough money saved, I plan to go on to college.
to meet interesting people, improve myself. you wouldn't believe the losers we got over in port angeles.	Do you go to school?
yeah? why're you here?	To meet interesting people, improve myself. You wouldn't believe the losers we got over in Port Angeles.
not me.	Yeah? Why're you here?
i hear most of the girls who come to these things are looking for a husband.	Not me.
you got a girl?	No, and I'm not looking for one either.
yeah. we've lived all over the world. katmandu, moscow, nairobi.	Really? I've never been out of Washington except once when I visited this aunt of mine over to Portland. I mean, over at Portland. Ain't it pathetic the way folks talk around here?
really?	Yeah. We've lived all over the world. Katmandu, Moscow, Nairobi.
my father is a rear admiral in the seventh fleet.	Really?
seriously.	My father is a Rear Admiral in the Seventh Fleet.
everywhere and nowhere, paula the polack.	Seriously.
where are you from, mayo the wop?	Everywhere and nowhere, Paula the Polack.
italian. my mom was irish. i got her ears. but the rest is all wop.	Where are you from, Mayo the Wop?
polish. what kind of name is mayo?	Italian. My mom was Irish. I got her ears. But the rest is all wop.
hey, what kind of name is pokrifki?	Polish. What kind of name is Mayo?
the kid on the windy side of the baker's window. that's how he put it.	Foley's not poor. Buddy of mine in oh-four told me he's the son of a rich doctor down in Louisiana.
he said he grew up poor?	The kid on the windy side of the baker's window. That's how he put it.
how about that prick! he told me he wasn't officer material because he grew up poor like me.	He said he grew up poor?
hey, do you guys ever... feel like you don't belong here...?	Yeah. All week long.
i see you didn't dor, mayo.	Hey, Sid, thanks.
you'd make it. he's just getting to the girls. come on, zack. i gotta see my family, man. i couldn't take it if he keeps me here over the weekend.	Sorry, pard. Wouldn't want you to get an honor violation.
i can't risk it.	You'd make it. He's just getting to the girls. Come on, Zack. I gotta see my family, man. I couldn't take it if he keeps me here over the weekend.
i'll never get it polished in time. give me a buckle, zack.	I can't risk it.
hey, man, is the piss-ass money you're making off this worth the risk of getting us all kicked out of here on an honor violation?	I don't notice anyone else complaining.
two bucks a buckle, perryman. look at that shine! boonies'll cost you five.	Who's got two bucks? It's costing me every penny they pay us just to keep my old Lady and my kids in that motel.
how do you figure that's your bunk?	He said it's up to us and I got here first, didn't I?
i don't get it! he's the best candidate in our class! ask anyone! the best student! the best leader! the best friend to everybody! couldn't you bend your goddamn standards just a little?	Zack, it wasn't him! He didn't ask me to D.O.R. I came to him on my own.  I'm glad it's over, Zack. I really mean that. He was right. I wasn't doing this for me.
please, zack -- go back to the barracks!	I don't get it! He's the best candidate in our class! Ask anyone! The best student! The best leader! The best friend to everybody! Couldn't you bend your goddamn standards just a little?
he's right, zack. it doesn't matter.	Just like that it's all over? With less than two weeks to go, you're out?
sid, what happened?	I don't know... I felt like... like I was suffocating... Christ, Zack... I was so scared... so godddamn scared...
no matter how it happened, if she goes ahead and has it" zack, there'll be a child in the world that's mine -- and i couldn't go through life knowing that and not knowing its name or where it lived.	Jesus Christ, Sid! Is everything your responsibility?
okay, but what if it's like foley said and she got knocked up, to trap you -- is it still your responsibility?	No matter how it happened, if she goes ahead and has it" Zack, there'll be a child in the world that's mine -- and I couldn't go through life knowing that and not knowing its name or where it lived.
it's mine.	Okay, but what if it's like Foley said and she got knocked up, to trap you -- is it still your responsibility?
do you know that for sure?	It's mine.
but it would still be my kid. that's the point.	Do you know that for sure?
not if she won't even talk about an abortion.	But it would still be my kid. That's the point.
i can't let her go off and have the kid by herself and not do anything. if it's my kid, too, then i've got a responsibility, don't i?	Not if she won't even talk about an abortion.
so what's the problem? girls do that all the time.	I can't let her go off and have the kid by herself and not do anything. If it's my kid, too, then I've got a responsibility, don't I?
she said it was up to me. if i don't, she'll go off and have the baby on her own somewhere.	So what's the problem? Girls do that all the time.
but she expects you to marry her?	She said it was up to me. If I don't, she'll go off and have the baby on her own somewhere.
it's a big religious thing with her and she won't even discuss it.	But she expects you to marry her?
no, but she's gotta be at least a month late.	Doesn't mean shit. Get her to a doctor. You can't do anything until you hear what he says. Make the appointment yourself.
calm down, sweet pea. she seen a doctor?	No, but she's gotta be at least a month late.
talk to me in the morning. i feel like shit.	But it can't wait.
you should've done what i did. a clean break.	Lynette told me it really tore her up when you didn't call this week.
listen, i'm not going to go to that little reunion party. i'm meeting lynette at the motel.  best head in fifty-two states. after three days of survival training, how could i resist?	You should've done what I did. A clean break.
i didn't ask you all that, sweet pea. i asked if you loved her.	Listen, I'm not going to go to that little reunion party. I'm meeting Lynette at the motel.  Best head in fifty-two states. After three days of survival training, how could I resist?
she's the sweetest person i've ever known. loves kids. works with handicapped kids every afternoon at the church. everybody loves her.	I didn't ask you all that, Sweet Pea. I asked if you loved her.
i'm not your folks, man. you love this... susan?	She's the sweetest person I've ever known. Loves kids. Works with handicapped kids every afternoon at the church. Everybody loves her.
my girl back home. we're supposed to get married after i get my wings. she was tommy's girl. they were engaged to be married before he died.  i should've told you about her. i don't know why i didn't, except i didn't want you to think i was a shit for making it with lynette.	I'm not your folks, man. You love this... Susan?
no problem, but who's susan?	My girl back home. We're supposed to get married after I get my wings. She was Tommy's girl. They were engaged to be married before he died.  I should've told you about her. I don't know why I didn't, except I didn't want you to think I was a shit for making it with Lynette.
thanks for covering for me.	No problem, but who's Susan?
i don't believe that. they're just having a good time, same as us.	That's what they want you to think, but I saw where she lived, what is she's trying to get away from.  Just take my word for it, pard. Break it off now. Do it this week.
remember what foley said? his little warning? those are the girls he was talking about. they're out to marry us any way they can.	I don't believe that. They're just having a good time, same as us.
what? you've gotta be kidding!	Remember what Foley said? His little warning? Those are the girls he was talking about. They're out to marry us any way they can.
you'd better get smart, man. it's time to walk away.	What? You've gotta be kidding!
i kid you not, mayo, i am in love. we must've set a new indoor record today. you want to know how many times we did it?	You'd better get smart, man. It's time to walk away.
that isn't true, is it?	A little.
what's the matter, sweet pea. foley finally starting to get to you?	Naw.
hey, you guys still awake?	Yeah.
you okay?	Sure.
she'll come, pard. a rich socialite oakie like you oughta be a big catch around these parts.	Get off my case, Mayo. I didn't grow up rich.
nice, hospitable folks they get around here.  i hope she comes.	She'll come, pard. A rich socialite Oakie like you oughta be a big catch around these parts.
look at foley! can you believe it!	Shhhh...
'nellie's nymphos!'	Jesus, that Lynette! I rode her hard and put her up wet.
could you believe those girls!	'Nellie's Nymphos!'
you told us it would grow out an inch.	It's grown out more than an inch, sweetheart.
hey, you gonna tell anybody about this?	Not if you make it worth my while. How about free boonies for the duration?
jets.	I hate to tell you guys, but only two out of every class make it into jets. Which one of you is going with me?
think there's any truth to what he was saying about those girls? is that still going on?	Sure it is, Sweet Pea, but he should've warned you 'scuzzy' female types about the 'Puget Dudes.' They'll tell you they're wearing a rubber but they've bit a little hole in the end.
that foley looks like he's been through a war or two.	I've seen better.
you know how this is gonna go!	FUCK YOU, I'M GONE!
we've got the kid!  we've got your kid!!  what the fuck is she thinking?!	She's got your gun, that's what she's thinking!  The FUCK you had to bring a gun for?!
who the fuck breaks in through the neighbor's house?!	We've got the Kid!  WE'VE GOT YOUR KID!!  What the fuck is she thinking?!
hey man, it's the neighbor's house, who breaks in through the neighbor's house?!	WHO THE FUCK BREAKS IN THROUGH THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE?!
not that one?!	Hey man, it's the neighbor's house, who breaks in through the neighbor's house?!
not that one.	NOT THAT ONE?!
the walls are steel, right?	Not that one.
bullshit.	You know how this gotta end.
the kid in here.  the other two when we come out.	Bullshit.
get the fuck away from me.	The kid in here.  The other two when we come out.
you're here with me, you're already on the hook for one.  buy one, you get the rest for the same price. you know that.	Get the fuck away from me.
-- posed to mean?	You're here with me, you're already on the hook for one.  Buy one, you get the rest for the same price. You know that.
you finish.  then we finish.	-- posed to mean?
let me fucking finish this so we can get out of here.	You finish.  Then we finish.
that's their problem.	Let me fucking finish this so we can get out of here.
that's your problem.	That's their problem.
she's gonna handle it.	She better.
it's not her fault, it's not her fault, the guy must have called them.  look, look, look, she's telling us.	She's gonna handle it.
she's fuckin' crazy, she killed the kid!  she just killed her own kid!	It's not her fault, it's not her fault, the guy must have called them.  Look, look, look, she's telling us.
you're wasting your fucking time, man, you're wasting my time.  you don't know how to do this, and the longer we stay in here, the more likely she's gonna lose it and call the cops!	Are you gonna open the safe?
yeah, just like a half hour, maybe a little more, and your mom'll give it to you.  you can wait a half hour, can't you?	Yeah.  She can.  She's fine, she's just like, tired, she's gotta rest. You rest, Kid.  Half an hour.
the hell does she want?	I don't know, she keeps screamin' the same thing over and over.
hurry up, for christ's sake!	The hell does she want?
are you okay?	Hurry up, for Christ's sake!
you got an idea?	Yeah.  Yeah, I got an idea.  I gotta check something.
okay, okay!  okay.	You got an idea?
th --	Okay, okay!  Okay.
i can't just...	Th --
two.  squeeze harder.	I can't just...
this is ridiculous...	Two.  Squeeze harder.
one.  squeeze.	This is ridiculous...
you got till the count of three. then you end up like him.	One.  Squeeze.
i can't...	You got till the count of three. Then you end up like him.
you can.  you're full of ideas.  you just need to squeeze one out.	I can't...
i can't.	You can.  You're full of ideas.  You just need to squeeze one out.
what do you think?  get us into that room.	I can't.
what?  what do you want me to do?	What do you think?  Get us into that room.
please...	What?  What do you want me to do?
remember that.	Please...
yes.	Remember that.
i have the gun.	Yes.
burning me.  it's burning my eye.	I have the gun.
that's right.	Burning me.  It's burning my eye.
me.  i am.	That's right.
who's the clown now?  huh?!  who's the fucking clown now?!	Me.  I am.
stop it!  stop it!	Who's the clown now?  Huh?!  Who's the fucking clown now?!
the fuck did you do that for?!	Fuckin' asshole, thinks he knows me. Drives his German car up to 125th Street a couple of times, buys a few rounds, thinks he's a tough guy, thinks he knows me.  You don't know one thing about me!
you should see the look on your face.	The fuck did you do that for?!
he said open it.	Just sending a message.  She'll get the point.
so what the fuck are we supposed to do?!	Make her come out.  And when she does, that's when we gotta be careful.  She can't get out of this house.  She can't even think she can get out of this house.  We just keep them here and keep them quiet for forty-five minutes.  And I don't want  Joe Pesci here standing over them with his fat sweaty finger on the trigger.  That's a sure way for us to end up with two dead bodies and little puffs of smoke burning out of our heads up in Greenhaven.  So we're gonna seal the place up.  They wanna hole up in here?  Fine, we'll help 'em.  Make it impossible for them to leave.  Once they come out of that room.
there is not one thing funny here.	Who else but God could think this shit up?  I spend ten years building those fucking rooms to keep people out, now I gotta figure out how to get in.  God, man, He just loves the irony.
god.	There is not one thing funny here.
what the fuck is funny about this?	God.
what if she called the cops?	She didn't.
you're welcome.	Peace out.
no problem.	I don't want Raoul to administrate that part.
you're fuckin' a we can do this.	Not with me.  Not with people.
what?	A woman and a little girl, both asleep upstairs.
i mean it!	Adios.
yeah, whatever.	I mean it!
you walk out that door and you lose your share of the money.	Yeah, whatever.
we're not leaving.  i'm getting in that room, and i'm opening that safe.	Lookin' doubtful there, Big Guy, but ten out of ten for attitude.
close?  are you insane?  we're nowhere near close!  fuck this, i'll make an anonymous phone call on monday, they'll find the floor safe, and i'll inherit the shit.  little piece of it, anyway, it's better than nothing.	What about us?
hey man, after all we went through i am not walking out when we're this close.	Close?  Are you insane?  We're nowhere near close!  Fuck this, I'll make an anonymous phone call on Monday, they'll find the floor safe, and I'll inherit the shit.  Little piece of it, anyway, it's better than nothing.
do me a favor and don't talk.	Jesus, what was I thinking?
and we're never getting in.	Do me a favor and don't talk.
hey.	And we're never getting in.
she's never coming out.	Hey.
cell phone.	Shit!
nobody is gonna die, man, will you please have the balls to follow through with a good idea?  think about it, what would you do if you were them, stay in there and choke to death, or come out?!  huh?  we're just getting them to come out for forty-five minutes, forty-five fucking minutes!  the worst that's gonna happen is they pass out, we drag 'em out here into the fresh air, and they'll be fine.	Junior, you gigantic idiot, how are we supposed to get into the room if they pass out?
they're gonna die in there!	Nobody is gonna die, man, will you please have the balls to follow through with a good idea?  Think about it, what would you do if you were them, stay in there and choke to death, or come out?!  Huh?  We're just getting them to come out for forty-five minutes, forty-five fucking minutes!  The worst that's gonna happen is they pass out, we drag 'em out here into the fresh air, and they'll be fine.
they're coughing.	They're gonna die in there!
we're trying to scare them, not kill them!	They're coughing.
be quiet.	We're trying to scare them, not kill them!
open it.	I did.
yes.  yes, it's all terrible ironic and amusing.  you fuck.  now how are you gonna get us into that room?	Can't.  Whole point.  Can't get in the room.
she said she did.	She lied.  Cops woulda been here by now if she called 'em.  Besides, Junior cut the phones.
i'm afraid to let you think, junior. things get worse when you think.  oh, that's gonna help.	Okay, fuckball, you think.  What are we gonna do?
shut up and let me think.	I'm afraid to let you think, Junior. Things get worse when you think.  Oh, that's gonna help.
when you said you'd let 'em go i thought she'd come running right out for sure.	Shut up and let me think.
shut up.	When you said you'd let 'em go I thought she'd come running right out for sure.
got her right where you want her, junior.	Shut up.
pure idiot.	I am.  I'm an idiot's son.  An idiot's grandson.  I'm third- generation idiot.  But for once in my life I had a good idea, and I'm not giving up so easy.  You are? Are you actually telling me that for the first time in your life you're gonna throw your cards on the table and go home early?  I can't believe my eyes.  Fourteen million dollars upstairs, Burnham.  You'll be out of the hole. Baby, you'll be so far out of the hole you could draw bricks every night for the next twenty years and still shit green.  Come on, Buddy.  One more hand.
not if we keep 'em here.  you can't kidnap somebody in their own house. it's just breaking and entering, unless we take 'em someplace.  or something like that, i'm pretty sure.	Pure idiot.
yeah.  kidnapping.	Not if we keep 'em here.  You can't kidnap somebody in their own house. It's just breaking and entering, unless we take 'em someplace.  Or something like that, I'm pretty sure.
it's still a good plan.  it's just... got a twist.	Yeah.  Kidnapping.
different tables.	The fuck did you bring a gun for?
what tables?  i've never seen him before.	Different tables.
i met him at the tables, same as you.  and frankly, i'm grateful we have a little muscle right about now.	What tables?  I've never seen him before.
where did you get this clown?	I met him at the tables, same as you.  And frankly, I'm grateful we have a little muscle right about now.
a guy shows you a gun, burnham, and you insult him?  hey, who's the idiot?  huh?	Where did you get this clown?
asshole.	A guy shows you a gun, Burnham, and you insult him?  Hey, who's the idiot?  Huh?
raoul, what in god's name do we do if she has a gun?	Asshole.
what about us?  what if she has a gun?	Raoul, what in God's name do we do if she has a gun?
they won't get hurt.	What about us?  What if she has a gun?
she'll call the cops, they'll be here before i get unpacked.	So we keep an eye on her.  Raoul can totally administrate that part.
forty-five minutes.  that's all you said you need.  that's like nothing.	She'll call the cops, they'll be here before I get unpacked.
unless daddy comes back later.	Daddy's not coming back, she's in the middle of a divorce, it's just the two of them.  We're okay, here.  We can do this, right?
raoul is cool.  that's all you need to know.	This is insane.  I'm outta here.
who is this guy?	Raoul is cool.  That's all you need to know.
i mean, right?  isn't it?	You're an idiot.
fourteen business days.  escrow is always business days.	I mean, right?  Isn't it?
exactly how is fourteen days almost three weeks?	Fourteen business days.  Escrow is always business days.
fourteen day escrow, man, that's almost three weeks!  they shouldn't be here for another week!  they don't own this house yet!	Exactly how is fourteen days almost three weeks?
that's why the key didn't work, they changed the locks.	Fourteen day escrow, man, that's almost three weeks!  They shouldn't be here for another week!  They don't own this house yet!
they're not supposed to be here!	That's why the key didn't work, they changed the locks.
this was your department, junior.	They're not supposed to be here!
they're not supposed to be here!	This was your department, Junior.
keep your voice down.	They're not supposed to be here!
fuck!	Keep your voice down.
fuck.	I know.
huh?	The sentence that started "There are three."  What was the rest?
may i ask what the rest of that sentence was going to be?	Huh?
your husband says you said "there are three..." right before you got cut off.	Oh, that phone call...
you wake me out of a sound sleep at four in the morning and then tell me i look like hell?  of course i look like hell, you don't look so hot yourself, jack.  i'm freezing here, thank you for checking, can i go?	Your husband says you said "There are three..." right before you got cut off.
you don't look so good.	You wake me out of a sound sleep at four in the morning and then tell me I look like hell?  Of course I look like hell, you don't look so hot yourself, Jack.  I'm freezing here, thank you for checking, can I go?
stop asking me that.  i'm fine.  who called you?	You don't look so good.
can we come in?	Stop asking me that.  I'm fine.  Who called you?
we'd like to come in.	No, you can't come in.
what do you want?	We'd like to come in.
can we come in?	What do you want?
somebody called you?	Can we come in?
'bout four o'clock.	I don't get it.
everything okay?	Huh?
yeah?	Everything okay?
that door is a safely hazard.	Not at all.
hey, this is perfect for you...  absolutely!  you're a woman, you're living alone now.  your alarm goes off, or you head glass break, or for whatever reason you think someone's broken into your home in the middle of the night.  what are you going to do?  call the police and wait until they get here on tuesday?  traipse downstairs in your sexy little underthings and check it out?  i think not!	Reinforced steel core walls.  Buried phone line, completely separate, not connected to the house's main line and never exposed throughout the house's infrastructure or outside the house -- you can call the police; nobody can cut you off. Your own ventilation system, complete with oxygen scrubber, so you've got plenty of fresh air for as long as you like.  And a bank of video monitors --
it's quite in vogue in high end construction right now.  one really can't be too careful about home invasion.	Hey, this is perfect for you...  Absolutely!  You're a woman, you're living alone now.  Your alarm goes off, or you head glass break, or for whatever reason you think someone's broken into your home in the middle of the night.  What are you going to do?  Call the police and wait until they get here on Tuesday?  Traipse downstairs in your sexy little underthings and check it out?  I think not!
oh, i've seen these...	It's quite in vogue in high end construction right now.  One really can't be too careful about home invasion.
could the child please stop that?	KID!  NO ELEVATOR!
master closet.	Could the child please stop that?
stop calling it the property, you sound ridiculous.	Master closet.
i hardly see how family gossip is germane to showing the property.	Stop calling it the property, you sound ridiculous.
the hotel guy?  it's been in the papers lately.  his kids are all suing each other over his estate. he was a total recluse, paranoid, rich as hell, he was worth thirty million or something, now it turns out they can't find half of it.  somebody took something didn't belong to them!	I hardly see how family gossip is germane to showing the property.
master bath.	The hotel guy?  It's been in the papers lately.  His kids are all suing each other over his estate. He was a total recluse, paranoid, rich as hell, he was worth thirty million or something, now it turns out they can't find half of it.  Somebody took something didn't belong to them!
he's talking about bernard pearlstine.	Master bath.
third floor, spare bedroom, den, what have you.  mr. pearlstine used it as an office.	He's talking about Bernard Pearlstine.
i don't have to tell you there is an acute shortage of living space in manhattan right now and this is a highly unique property.	No ball, kid.
one day you will learn to respect other people's time, lydia, one day you --	Evan, I am so sorry, you were a saint to wait for us!
push that button for me, will you?	Don't!
that's highly inappropriate.	I said open the door.
everything's spring-loaded, even if the power's out it's fully functional.	Open it.
a what?	A safe room.  An inner sanctum.  A castle keep, in medieval times.
working elevator.  mr. pearlstine, the previous owner, was disabled the last ten years of his life.  highly unusual, the elevator, you will not find this in ninety percent of brownstones.	Will they take asking price?  I need a two week escrow and I'm already approved for the loan.
nobody leaves.	Observe.
suit yourself.	Nobody leaves.
we're leaving.	The hell we are.
don't take no tone of voice with me, homes.	What is this shit you're talking all of a sudden?  You're a bus driver, "Homes," you live in Flatbush, so please don't start spouting some Elmore Leonard shit you just heard because I saw that movie too,
no, you will not, because without burnham there's no way in hell we're gonna get into that safe, so as far as i'm concerned he can paint your ass blue and run it up a flagpole and you won't lay a finger on him, you understand me?	Don't take no tone of voice with me, Homes.
he puts his hands on me again i'll bury a slug in his ear.	No, you will not, because without Burnham there's no way in hell we're gonna get into that safe, so as far as I'm concerned he can paint your ass blue and run it up a flagpole and you won't lay a finger on him, you understand me?
that's right, raoul, it wasn't your idea, none of this was your idea, it was mine, it's my family we're ripping off, it's my prick grandfather who built that fucking room, it was my idea to get the plans, i found the floor safe, and it was my idea to ask a guy who builds these rooms to help break into one!  me, me, me, i, i, i, at no point did i say "you" or raoul," got it?	He puts his hands on me again I'll bury a slug in his ear.
i'm just saying, the man is a problem.  and he's your problem. wasn't me idea to bring him along.	That's right, Raoul, it wasn't your idea, none of this was your idea, it was mine, it's my family we're ripping off, it's my prick grandfather who built that fucking room, it was my idea to get the plans, I found the floor safe, and it was my idea to ask a guy who builds these rooms to help break into one!  Me, me, me, I, I, I, at no point did I say "you" or Raoul," got it?
"half?"  what did you, take a nap in math class?  three people, three shares, one third.  four point six six six repeating.	I'm just saying, the man is a problem.  And he's your problem. Wasn't me idea to bring him along.
if you think i'm gonna let my half of the fourteen million bucks slip away because of --	"Half?"  What did you, take a nap in math class?  Three people, three shares, one third.  Four point six six six repeating.
we're not gonna do anything about him, he's fine.	If you think I'm gonna let my half of the fourteen million bucks slip away because of --
no fucking way.	He's right, we can't get into the room if they're dead!
cut it back a little bit.	No fucking way.
wait a minute, wait a minute.  we can still handle this.  can we still handle this?	It's just the woman and the kid?
watch your mouth.	It's okay, Raoul.
open the door.	And with kids like he's got, no wonder he wanted a place to hide.
old bernie didn't miss a trick with this room, did he?	Open the door.
the furniture guy?	What's to keep them from prying open the door?
no, edgar allen.	The furniture guy?
i don't think so, but i love her album.	No, Edgar Allen.
ever read any poe?	I don't think so, but I love her album.
why?	Ever read any Poe?
makes me nervous.	Why?
what?	I don't know, doesn't that corner seem funny to you?
something's weird.	What?
none, there's nothing else, you know how tight the market is.	This is it?  I told you on the phone, I have to be moved in in two weeks.  Sarah, please don't bounce that here.
how many more do we have after this?	None, there's nothing else, you know how tight the market is.
no cars.  feet are faster.	How many more do we have after this?
could you slow down a little?  or we could wait for the car...	No cars.  Feet are faster.
-- seventeen feet wide, fifty-five feet deep, forty-two hundred square feet, four floors with a rentable basement apartment, so five altogether, courtyard in back --	Could you slow down a little?  Or we could wait for the car...
hey, quit apologizing, you're starting to sound like grandma. you're not gonna have an attack. okay?	Okay.
i'm sorry, mom.	Hey, quit apologizing, you're starting to sound like Grandma. You're not gonna have an attack. Okay?
oh, you know, it's uh... it's in the little fridge in your room.	I'm sorry, Mom.
where is the glucogen?	Oh, you know, it's uh... it's in the little fridge in your room.
no biggie, we've been through it a dozen times, i just jab you with the glucogen.	Where is the Glucogen?
what if i spazz out?	No biggie, we've been through it a dozen times, I just jab you with the Glucogen.
not an option.	What if I do?
what if i keep dropping?	Not an option.
okay, you just gotta calm yourself down, that's all, just stay calm and your adrenaline will go back to normal and you'll be fine.	What if I keep dropping?
huh uh.	Okay, you just gotta calm yourself down, that's all, just stay calm and your adrenaline will go back to normal and you'll be fine.
hey, she's still a smart ass, excellent sign.  did you see any sugar in here?  any candy bars, anything sweet?	Huh uh.
i'm dizzy, not deaf.	Hey, she's still a smart ass, excellent sign.  Did you see any sugar in here?  Any candy bars, anything sweet?
okay, listen, honey, you went double digit here, you must have been shooting out adrenaline like crazy, we gotta bring your blood sugar back up, okay?  can you hear me?	I'm dizzy, not deaf.
what?	I'm dizzy and thirsty.
i was trying not to tell you...	What?
why?	I was trying not to tell you...
i'm sorry.	Why?
i'm sorry.	I'm sorry.
he will.	I'm sorry.
he --	He WILL.
he's just across the park, this is why we got places so close to each other, in case we needed each other, we're still a family, he'll help us...	He --
stop it.	He's just across the park, this is why we got places so close to each other, in case we needed each other, we're still a family, he'll help us...
what would you think, in the middle of the night?  i mean, three what, three bears?  he'll call the police.	Stop it.
he won't even know who it was.	What would you think, in the middle of the night?  I mean, three what, three bears?  He'll call the police.
he'll know we're in trouble.  he heard me, i said "there are three..."	He won't even know who it was.
uh uh.	He'll know we're in trouble.  He heard me, I said "There are three..."
he'll do something.	Uh uh.
call dad!	On it!
blue is phones?	Yes, no, I don't know, do 'em all!
strip 'em, expose the ends, try blue first, blue is phones!	Blue is phones?
what are you doing?	I saw something, I saw...
no.	Close it!
if it looks like i can't get back, just close the door.	No.
not in the bedroom.  do it!	If it looks like I can't get back, just close the door.
yeah, but where's the third guy?	Not in the bedroom.  Do it!
do it.	Yeah, but where's the third guy?
we're never getting out of here.	Shhh...
got him!	Come on, come on...
"titanic."	Got him!
where'd you learn s.o.s.?	"Titanic."
dot dot dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot.	Where'd you learn S.O.S.?
morse code?	Dot dot dot, dash dash dash, dot dot dot.
what, what, what is it?!	On the floor!  Get on the floor!
you have to!	I'm here.  I'm here.
i am.  i'm here.	YOU HAVE TO!
you can't do that!  you can't freak out like that!  you have to stay here with me!	I am.  I'm here.
i don't know, why?	To prove he wasn't chicken.
why did the chicken cross the road?	I don't know, why?
what am i, a five year old?	Why did the chicken cross the road?
why did the chicken cross the road?	What am I, a five year old?
don't though.	Why did the chicken cross the road?
small space?	Don't though.
little bit.  yeah.	Small space?
are you freaking out?	Little bit.  Yeah.
oh, please.	Give me a break.
"get the fuck out of my house."	Get the fuck out of my house!
fuck.	"Get the fuck out of my house."
say fuck.	Fuck.
we're not coming out.  we're not letting you in.  get out of my house.	Say fuck.
they're coming in here, aren't they?	No, I told you, they can't.  It's not a possibility.
"what we want is in that room."	They're coming in here, aren't they?
chills?	Huh uh.
nope.	Chills?
shaky?	Nope.
yeah.	Shaky?
feel okay?	Yeah.
i heard you.	Feel okay?
they can't.  they can't get in here. no.  they can't.	I heard you.
what if they get in here?	They can't.  They can't get in here. No.  They can't.
wait.	What if they get in here?
what do we do?	Wait.
i don't know.  rob us.  i don't know.	What do we do?
what do they want?	I don't know.  Rob us.  I don't know.
can't hear a thing.	What do they want?
it doesn't work?!	Different phone line, I never hooked it up!
damn it!	It doesn't work?!
what?!	PANIC ROOM!
that room!	What?!
he's going down.	That room!
what's going on?!	People.  In the house.
don't.	Fuck her too.
fuck him.	Don't.
478...	0150.
the crowd goes wild.	478...
the phone works.  hey, i hooked up the phone.	The crowd goes wild.
well, i know that now.	478-0150.
shoulda got an apartment.	Well, I know that now.
got us in here, didn't i?	Shoulda got an apartment.
too many stairs.	Got us in here, didn't I?
no...	You gotta. You gotta stay alive. You know what they were trying to do here. You got the pigs dead to rights. It's like Huey said, you're more important than any of us.
alma i told you to...	Fuck that, we've got company...
those ain't cops.	And they sure ain't from the neighborhood. Figure Sabu's in there?
i'm okay... listen to me...  let's go with judge, check it out.	What?!? Don't tell me you're buying this?
oh shit alma... you're...	I'm okay... listen to me...  Let's go with Judge, check it out.
tyrone...	Oh shit Alma... you're...
little bobby... just a kid...	They're hurting us, baby. Huey locked up. Bobby Seale running all over the country holding things together. Cy dead. Little Bobby... I don't recognize half the faces at meetings.
uhh... i with it sister but...	But nothing, we want full fledged membership in the Black Panther Party... and none of this "Okay sugah as long as you stay in the background washing my socks and rubbing my feet" bullshit either!
what do you mean? we're black ain't we? and we care about improving the plight of out people don't we? or you figure oppression stops at that thing dangling between your legs!	Uhh... I with it sister but...
alma!? i uhh i don't think...	What do you mean? We're black ain't we? And we care about improving the plight of out people don't we? Or you figure oppression stops at that thing dangling between your legs!
for the last time boy!!! what do those guns mean??!!	They mean, Pig!, that the Black Panther Party declares that if you try to brutalize our community or take our weapons.  We are going to shoot you!!!
well... is it loaded?	I tell you "officer", it wasn't...
lemme see that rifle son...	No! This is my private property. According to California law we have a constitutional right to bear arms.
what are you doing with the gun?	What are doing with yours?.
i have confirmed to you my address, that's all i'm required to by law to do. we have broken no law.	What are you doing with the gun?
okay now, er, huey, so what's your telephone number?	I have confirmed to you my address, that's all I'm required to by law to do. We have broken no law.
man, el-rage is el-rage. you know him.	Yeah, I do, but he's gotta cool it...
you got to sit on eldridge...	Man, El-Rage is El-Rage. You know him.
you got six months to donate to the party, bobby?	You know it brother.
that's just it huey. the pigs don't know how many panthers there are. both of us show and they might start putting 2 and 2 together. we're not even two hundred strong yet... but we got 'em guessing thousands.	I hear you. Alright. I'll go, you stay.
what? we're the leadership, you and me. there ain't enough of us to...	That's just it Huey. The pigs don't know how many Panthers there are. Both of us show and they might start putting 2 and 2 together. We're not even two hundred strong yet... but we got 'em guessing thousands.
what it be is, you aren't coming with us.	What? We're the leadership, you and me. There ain't enough of us to...
this brothers is gonna be a colossal event. we'll shut the mother down right at the capitol, in front of the cameras.  will you cool it? what's up man? what it be bobby?	What it be is, You aren't coming with us.
well if anyone's gonna protect malcolm's legacy it better be us.	Damn straight...  Let's go check out these Paper Panthers.
free? we're back where we started. shit we still don't have a stop light.	Well as the Rev says, God helps those who help themselves.  We'll be our own stoplight.
...the police report says he was shot three times but the coroner's report says quite clearly that denzil dowell was shot six times. and two of those shots were in his armpits. brothers and sisters you know why that is?  because denzil had his hands up!!	No more police brutality! WHAT DO WE WANT?
dig it, you know those brothers over in san fran... call themselves the black panthers too?	Sure, those boojie jokers don't do anything except print up a lotta paper saying "Black is Beautiful."
what's up?	Dig it, you know those brothers over in San Fran... call themselves the Black Panthers too?
hold up a second... we got a decision to make.	What's up?
huey!! man you gotta check this out... you're gonna love...	Hold up a second... We got a decision to make.
sit down, this concerns you too.  i don't need to say that your department's handling of the black panthers -- particularly inspector brimmer's "undercover operation" has been a complete travesty.	Just hold on a god damn minute. I...
brimmer! could you come in here please?	Sit down, This concerns you too.  I don't need to say that your department's handling of the Black Panthers -- particularly Inspector Brimmer's "undercover operation" has been a complete travesty.
what the fuck?	Brimmer! Could you come in here please?
like?	Like, you Inspector Brimmer are not going to be sitting in your car anymore. I think it's time for a more active type of involvement.
no. i've seen black men handing out bags of food. having meetings. patrolling the neighborhood. having more meetings. they ain't...	They are carrying guns. They are threatening police officers. They are undermining the United States of America. And you Inspector Brimmer are not taking your duties seriously...
inspector brimmer, this is no joke during your surveillance have you seen any outside agitators? professorial types? communists?	No. I've seen Black men handing out bags of food. Having meetings. Patrolling the neighborhood. Having more meetings. They ain't...
yeah... sounds like the constitution to me. with a little of the bill of rights thrown in...	Inspector Brimmer, this is no joke During your surveillance have you seen any outside agitators? Professorial types? Communists?
who? i mean besides the fbi?	I don't know. Except, it's one of you. Maybe not a Panther, but it's someone from the neighborhood. Judge. Look, just go. Get away. It's over. You lost.  We all lost.
drugs judge, they're gonna flood west oakland with dope. jack you up and string you out like a two dollar whore. and while the community's shuffling for a fix, they're gonna snuff every panther they can find.	Who? I mean besides the FBI?
who's they?	Drugs Judge, they're gonna flood West Oakland with dope. Jack you up and string you out like a two dollar whore. And while the community's shuffling for a fix, they're gonna snuff every Panther they can find.
yeah... i'm fucked up. you're fucked up. government's fucked up. whole country's fucked up. you got no idea what's going on here. this is bigger than you and me. we're just little tiny soldiers getting moved around on some big asshole's desk. the panthers... fuck you're history... they killed you and you don't even know it.	Who's they?
brimmer you're fucked up...	Yeah... I'm fucked up. You're fucked up. Government's fucked up. Whole country's fucked up. You got no idea what's going on here. This is bigger than you and me. We're just little tiny soldiers getting moved around on some big asshole's desk. The Panthers... fuck you're history... they killed you and you don't even know it.
i ain't gonna shoot you judge. look... it's over. just run away. get out. stay away from oakland. cause it's gone... it's gone.	Brimmer you're fucked up...
what? so you can shoot me? call it resisting arrest?	I ain't gonna shoot you Judge. Look... it's over. Just run away. Get out. Stay away from Oakland. Cause it's gone... it's gone.
go! run! go on! get the fuck out of here!!	What? So you can shoot me? Call it resisting arrest?
hey... what the hell you doing?	Shut up. Just shut the fuck up.
who fucking cares? you cops killed cy. and before you bastards kill anyone else, i'll give you your fucking set up. that make you happy??!!	Judge, calm down.
judge, hold on, is your phone safe?	Who fucking cares? You cops killed Cy. And before you bastards kill anyone else, I'll give you your fucking set up. That make you happy??!!
yeah, it's me.	Judge, hold on, is your phone safe?
inspector brimmer	Yeah, it's me.
i can't... they don't operate that way...	Fuck how they operate. Just do it. like your man says, "By any means necessary."
do you know how easy it would be for you to just disappear. shit, you wouldn't even wash up for weeks. do you fucking understand?  i want you to move your ass outta neutral. i want a bunch of panthers served up on a fucking plate. i want you to set 'em up... armed robbery!!	I can't... they don't operate that way...
what are you crazy?	Do you know how easy it would be for you to just disappear. Shit, you wouldn't even wash up for weeks. Do you fucking understand?  I want you to move your ass outta neutral. I want a bunch of Panthers served up on a fucking plate. I want you to set 'em up... armed robbery!!
what's with you?	Get out of the fucking car.
get out of the car.	What's with you?
are you fucking with me? you smartass piece of shit...	Get out of the car.
yeah... whatever you say.	Are you fucking with me? You smartass piece of shit...
spontaneous my ass!! you told the press and you don't tell me. remember you're working for us.	Yeah... whatever you say.
shit man. it was... you know spontaneous.	Spontaneous my ass!! You told the press and you don't tell me. Remember you're working for us.
why didn't you tell us about the party you boys were planning at the capitol?	Shit man. It was... you know spontaneous.
i expect to hear from you soon. if huey newton takes a crap, i want to know how big it was. otherwise i'm gonna come looking for you. and i won't be as "friendly" as today.	I got you.
so... we understand each other judge?	Yeah.
i don't know you and i got nothing to say to you.	Yeah you do. It's up to you either here or downtown.
you're judge right? we need to talk.	I don't know you and I got nothing to say to you.
you know it. stay black...	Damn straight.
ain't gonna happen, stay cool.	You know it. Stay Black...
well don't go forgetting your friends.	Ain't gonna happen, stay cool.
aaaah, bitter motherfucker... i almost forgot how nasty that shit is.	Well don't go forgetting your friends.
you know that's bullshit.	Aaaah, Bitter Motherfucker... I almost forgot how nasty that shit is.
hey... cy... what now you a righteous panther man, you too uppity to drink with us?	You know that's bullshit.
god damn... kid never had a chance...	Mothafuck... Hey!!! What the hell!!!
motherfucker... you stay away...	Look this is bull...
man, fuck you!!!	No Fuck you!!!
i ain't gonna tell you no more. no pushing in the neighborhood, especially not on my fucking street. you're killing your own people asshole.	Man, fuck you!!!
sabu... high white dude's the only thing you could hustle.	Man... fuck you. Why you always bustin' my balls? All that high and mighty militant shit. I ain't doing nothing.
shit, i ain't doing nothing. white bread asks for cocaine, i take his money. shit... you know... it was just a hustle.	Sabu... High white dude's the only thing you could hustle.
sabu, what the fuck you doing? ain't nobody gonna push on this street.	Shit, I ain't doing nothing. White bread asks for cocaine, I take his money. Shit... you know... It was just a hustle.
cy... cy... oh shit man... who did this to you. was it the pigs?	N... N...... Not... Oh.
naw... i gotta...	I hear you. I'll catch you in a bit. Feeling cooped up in there, you know?
c'mon we'll walk and talk...	Naw... I gotta...
cy... i ain't even sure.	C'mon we'll walk and talk...
hey, it's the invisible man. brother where you been?	Cy... I ain't even sure.
no, panther headquarters.  least that way we could hang out more like we used to.	You joining? My Brother..  My brother.
you got it. berkeley?	No, Panther Headquarters.  Least that way we could hang out more like we used to.
yeah, it was alright. hey, can you give me a lift?	You got it. Berkeley?
man, did you see huey down on grove street? all up on that cop, that was beautiful.	Yeah, it was alright. Hey, can you give me a lift?
yeah, only i figure you'd be the one doing the speaking.	Not yet, one of these day's maybe. Bobby's party chairman. Political Education's really his bag.
...glad you came man.	Yeah, only I figure you'd be the one doing the speaking.
pe? what? you guys doing gym class?	No man. PE -- "political education."
can't... they're having a pe meeting at headquarters tonight, come on down. check it out.	PE? What? You guys doing gym class?
have to pass on the revolution today man, i got class... but how about tonight, i was gonna check out "cloud nine." just like old times.	Can't... they're having a PE meeting at Headquarters tonight, come on down. Check it out.
hey, this what they got you doing now?	Party needs the bread.  Be hip to the struggle, only a dollar!!!
yeah, and i'm gonna start by getting on my feet. working on things from inside the system.	Inside ain't in the system.  It's right there inside you!! I'm joining up.
c'mon judge we got to start somewhere.	Yeah, and I'm gonna start by getting on my feet. Working on things from inside the system.
i don't know. look around man.	C'mon Judge we got to start somewhere.
check it out... great huh? i tell you those guys know what time it is. man i'm with that...	I don't know. Look around man.
i don't think that will be any problem...	You talk as if this thing's already been decided.
to be quite honest it turns my stomach.	Neither your stomach or your opinion matters here Dorsett... What matters is that Mr. Trafficante and the Bureau have come up with a solution to our Panther Problem. One might say...The Final Solution.
rodgers... this is no good...	Cut the crap, you've been taking the man's money for years. Now it's time you earned it.
jesus...	As far as Mr. Hoover is concerned the worst has happened, the Panthers have unified with other organizations -- most likely sponsored by communists -- to undermine the war in Vietnam.  By doing so, they have quite simply guaranteed their own extinction.
these are memos from the commissioner, the mayor and hoover himself, putting the black panthers and their subversive activities under the full jurisdiction of the bureau.	Jesus...
are you finished?	No I'm not. I'd like to say, frankly and off the record, that I resent the Bureau's presence here. "Advisory Basis" or not. And, once we get these boys put away and the Panthers permanently discredited, I'd appreciate it if you'd leave us to take care of our own. Now I'm finished.
i want it duly noted, that this operation was entirely under the auspices of the oakland police department. the fbi doesn't have a monopoly on agents infiltrating enemy organizations, my friend. as i've said before, agent rodgers, we have things under control in our city...	Are you finished?
now hold on rodgers...	Chief Dorsett, if the Black Panthers are going to remain in your jurisdiction, some fundamental changes in attitude need to be made...
one: "we want freedom. we want the power to determine the destiny of our black community." two: "we want full employment for our people." three: "we want to end the robbery by the white man of our black community." christ, they're asking for reparations...	They couldn't have thought this up for themselves.
you want me to put a man on it?	That would be an excellent start.  Tell him to keep a low profile.
hmmm. as you know the bureau -- and mr. hoover -- is particularly "sensitive" to anything that might agitate or solidify the coloreds on the left.	You want me to put a man on it?
naw... they're kids mostly. idealists. they actually think they're for real.	Hmmm. As you know the Bureau -- and Mr. Hoover -- is particularly "sensitive" to anything that might agitate or solidify the coloreds on the left.
can you make a deal with them?	Naw... They're kids mostly. Idealists. They actually think they're for real.
heh, bunch of shines running around in dark caps waving their fists about some streetlight. they're loud, but they aren't dangerous,	Can you make a deal with them?
i see. what about the black panther party for self-defense?	Heh, bunch of shines running around in dark caps waving their fists about some streetlight. They're loud, but they aren't dangerous,
of course. well, i appreciate your offer, but we got things pretty well under control. same bunch of kooks you guys already have under surveillance. they're still doing a lot of yelling and pot-smoking but nothing to worry about.	I see. What about the Black Panther Party for Self-Defense?
it's a bit more like how can we help you. bay area's become quite a hornet's nest in terms of subversive activities. and... well mr. hoover wants to reiterate that the fbi will be happy to assist local authorities in any way we can. on a strictly advisory basis... of course.	Of course. Well, I appreciate your offer, but we got things pretty well under control. Same bunch of kooks you guys already have under surveillance. They're still doing a lot of yelling and pot-smoking but nothing to worry about.
don't i know it. come on in agent rodgers. sit down. always a... pleasure to see you. how can i be of help?	It's a bit more like how can we help you. Bay Area's become quite a hornet's nest in terms of subversive activities. And... well Mr. Hoover wants to reiterate that the FBI will be happy to assist local authorities in any way we can. On a strictly advisory basis... of course.
the time, my friend, is what sartre called, "the moment the match is being put to the fuse." question is, is the hand holding that match gonna be black or white.	...no full fledge alliance. But I think we should do a rally with them. Show that there's some common ground between Black and White. You all with that?  All right then Eldridge, set it up.
yeah, but aligning with white organizations. i'm not sure now's the time.	The time, my friend, is what Sartre called, "the moment the match is being put to the fuse." Question is, is the hand holding that match gonna be black or white.
trust me huey, this picture will be worth a thousand words. now have you given any thought to that peace and freedom party thing. they really want to hook up with us. do a rally together. hell it'd broaden our base of visibility.	Yeah, but aligning with white organizations. I'm not sure now's the time.
yeah... then shouldn't this be all of us together.	Trust me Huey, this picture will be worth a thousand words. Now have you given any thought to that Peace and Freedom Party thing. They really want to hook up with us. Do a rally together. Hell it'd broaden our base of visibility.
but lots of our people don't read, man. they need strong imagery to help them out.	Yeah... then shouldn't this be all of us together.
did you shoot the officers in question?	Again I'll take the fifth amendment on that question.
i refuse to answer the question on the grounds it might incriminate me.	Did you shoot the officers in question?
huh, well then...  did someone else start shooting?	I refuse to answer the question on the grounds it might incriminate me.
no sir he didn't.	Huh, well then...  did someone else start shooting?
from what you saw, did huey newton start the shooting?	No sir he didn't.
yes sir, i did.	From what you saw, did Huey Newton start the shooting?
and did you witness the shoot-out?	Yes sir, I did.
yes sir i was.	And did you witness the shoot-out?
you mean...	Yes, that's exactly what I mean. And Agent Rodgers?... This conversation never occurred.
well, then we're going to take that power away from those bastards.	You mean...
well... like they say, there's a panther born every minute in the ghetto. uh... we seem to have "underestimated" the support of the black community. it's their power base...	Well, then we're going to take that power away from those bastards.
rallying cry, it's an insurrection. seale, that god damned cleaver, where the hell do these guys come from?	Well... like they say, there's a Panther born every minute in the ghetto. Uh... we seem to have "underestimated" the support of the Black community. It's their power base...
granted, the free huey thing has become a bit of a rallying cry for the left...	Rallying cry, it's an insurrection. Seale, that god damned Cleaver, Where the hell do these guys come from?
we're working on that...	Work harder. And get me some results. Those Black Bastards could be up to anything.
not good enough rodgers. not good enough at all. black terrorists on the floor of a state capitol. i will not say this again, these negro commies are to be stopped and now. you tear them down. either from the outside or the inside.	We're working on that...
...at least that takes bobby seale off the street...	Not good enough Rodgers. Not good enough at all. Black terrorists on the floor of a State Capitol. I will not say this again, these Negro Commies are to be stopped and now. You tear them down. Either from the outside or the inside.
yeah man, but where's judge?	You know I think Brother Judge needs our support right now, not our suspicion  This is beautiful man. Folks around here never read the truth like this before.
alone...	Look... can we deal with this tomorrow... I'm tired...
so talk...	Alone...
huey man i got to talk with you...	So talk...
alright, i'll stay. judge, i want to...	Where you been? I saw the cops rousting you at the rally.
c'mon let's...	No! Just harassment. Can't let it stop this.  Brother we got momentum!
you're a little old to be a school boy aren't you brother.  cool it! you're probably not the only one they've gone after. stall a little so they believe you're for real. make them trust you.  hey tyrone, you figure feeding our children is gonna make the man jumpy?	Black people getting uppity, feeding their children breakfast, taking their destiny into their own hands. What's this world coming to?
this here's a "panther patrol." we see a brother getting busted. we check it out, make sure the pig don't go beating on the man. brother gets taken downtown, we post bail, hook 'em up with a lawyer.	We're like policing the police.
we need money first...	Yeah... Bobby you gotta...
we'll get them. right now we got to worry about being armed and ready to protect betty shabazz. those phonies sure as hell can't. we need guns.	We need money first...
shit, nothing but paper panthers.	Yeah... but it seems they're bringing Malcolm's widow Betty Shabazz to town, to speak at a rally, do an interview for Ramparts.  And they want us to help with security.
that's right brother... listen and learn.	The white power structure wants us to act like savages.  But we're a different kind of animal altogether. We're Panthers. And The Black Panther Party for Self Defense is very painfully aware that America has historically reserved its most barbaric treatment for non-white people since the beginning of the country. So we need to organize, we  keep our shit correct! And effect revolution. We revolve the power into the hands of the people. Where it belongs.  Power to the people baby...
wait a second there brother...	No you wait a second. You and your "Panthers" got three choices. One you join with us and follow our rules. Two you change your name.  Or three you face annihilation.
tell that to the pigs. better yet tell that to malcolm.	Wait a second there brother...
a gun's a gun man. it don't need to be loaded.	Tell that to the pigs. Better yet tell that to Malcolm.
we put our lives on the line today. malcolm x's widow was on the line today. and your guns weren't even loaded.	A gun's a gun man. It don't need to be loaded.
no thank you sister.  six?!! that seems a little light. cops are watching betty, watching her hard. we need at least twenty men. and that's twenty armed panthers dig? you do have guns don't you?	I assure you that we as the revolutionary vanguard are as serious about this as you are. We'll be prepared.
get the brothers a beer. me too while you're at it.  men? well we can spare six for security...	No thank you sister.  Six?!! That seems a little light. Cops are watching Betty, watching her hard. We need at least twenty men. And that's twenty armed Panthers dig? You do have guns don't you?
that's right. we'd be proud to provide as escort for malcolm's widow. how many men you got?	Get the brothers a beer. Me too while you're at it.  Men? Well we can spare six for security...
yeah well, they want a lot for their money. they want a felony, preferably with "violent intent." we've got to give them something. they'll kill me if i don't. and the panthers are going to kill me if i do. i'm scared.	Me too. That's why I fight so hard.
if the pigs only knew they were subsidizing the panthers...	Yeah well, they want a lot for their money. They want a felony, preferably with "violent intent." We've got to give them something. They'll kill me if I don't. And the Panthers are going to kill me if I do. I'm scared.
i don't know man. i don't know. that reminds me.  another little donation from the police.	If the pigs only knew they were subsidizing The Panthers...
huey, man who's gonna straighten out the brothers if they get on my ass?	Like the manual says, "Information is...
listen judge, oakland's panther international headquarters. we shut the pig's infiltration down here, they're gonna think twice about running their games on other chapters.	Huey, man who's gonna straighten out the brothers if they get on my ass?
man, this shit's pretty thick.	You got that right. And brother, I got a feeling it's going to get a whole lot thicker.
yeah... i guess. any of other panthers know about this?	Man, this shit's pretty thick.
and you're gonna do just that. but i'll tell you what to feed the pig. you alright with this?	Yeah... I guess. Any of other Panthers know about this?
yeah.	And you're gonna do just that. But I'll tell you what to feed the pig. You alright with this?
you got to keep very cool on this. icy god damn cool. cause baby, you just became the strongest weapon we got. let me guess, he wants you to call him, tell him what we're doing.	Yeah.
brimmer.	You got to keep very cool on this. Icy god damn cool. Cause baby, you just became the strongest weapon we got. Let me guess, he wants you to call him, tell him what we're doing.
what's the pig's name?	Brimmer.
chickenshits, they're grabbing at anything.	What's the pig's name?
aw... uh... it's was just harassment. my driver's license expired.	Chickenshits, they're grabbing at anything.
me? you've got a whole lot of other folks signing up. why me?	You fit the profile, Brother. You look exactly like the kind of nigger they think they can trust...
i'm talking about survival. yours, mine, all of it. outside and in. you got to do something for me. staying alive might depend on it. the pigs are gonna try to infiltrate us and we're gonna let 'em. but their spy's gonna be our spy too. how about it?	Me? You've got a whole lot of other folks signing up. Why me?
huey, you're losing me. what are you talking about?	I'm talking about survival. Yours, mine, all of it. Outside and in. You got to do something for me. Staying alive might depend on it. The pigs are gonna try to infiltrate us and we're gonna let 'em. But their spy's gonna be our spy too. How about it?
see, the thing about panthers. for all their speed and strength. they are not naturally aggressive. they don't just go out killing, tearing through the jungles murdering. no, the panther  keeps his claws hidden until he is attacked, until he's backed into a corner. then  believe me those claws are fierce.	Huey, you're losing me. What are you talking about?
what, i don't know how you mean?	See, the thing about Panthers. For all their speed and strength. They are not naturally aggressive. They don't just go out killing, tearing through the jungles murdering. No, the Panther  keeps his claws hidden until he is attacked, until he's backed into a corner. Then  believe me those claws are fierce.
i do. you think you're smart enough to keep playing the game?	What, I don't know how you mean?
i don't know about that.	I do. You think you're smart enough to keep playing the game?
you were alright judge, better than alright. you're what the party needs. a fighter but also one that's going to school not making the man too nervous.	I don't know about that.
what it be judge. nobody got hurt, sister betty's safe. this was a good day...	They were empty...
whatever you need, i'll be there.	Right on Brother Judge...
yeah i know. you're smart judge. you ain't no bourgeois nigger like those paper panthers across the bay. i need every good man to help us with the security on betty shabazz, particularly soldiers. you do solid on that i might have something else for you, something real important.	Whatever you need, I'll be there.
hey, gi bill pays for school. and shit, if i stuck around here, instead of signing up, i'd probably be in jail, or sitting on the stoop drinking bitter dog with rose, you know?	Yeah I know. You're smart Judge. You ain't no bourgeois nigger like those Paper Panthers across the bay. I need every good man to help us with the security on Betty Shabazz, particularly soldiers. You do solid on that I might have something else for you, something real important.
mind if i ask you something? why'd you put up with shit like that for someone else's war?	Hey, GI bill pays for school. And shit, if I stuck around here, instead of signing up, I'd probably be in jail, or sitting on the stoop drinking Bitter Dog with Rose, you know?
don't i know it. every brother i knew in 'nam's dead. my company... a land mine. twenty of my friends dead in less than a second.	Mind if I ask you something? Why'd you put up with shit like that for someone else's war?
you know, you're lucky to be back. most niggers die on the front lines. seems like that's what they're there for.	Don't I know it. Every brother I knew in 'Nam's dead. My company... a land mine. Twenty of my friends dead in less than a second.
i'd hoped i was finished with all that. but...	You know, you're lucky to be back. Most niggers die on the front lines. Seems like that's what they're there for.
yeah... you were a lot of help with those guns. your soldier shit is bad- ass.	I'd hoped I was finished with all that. But...
i'm down.	Yeah... You were a lot of help with those guns. Your soldier shit is bad- ass.
welcome brother, have you decided to get down with us?	I'm down.
okay man i ain't going to push. but remember the revolution isn't going to wait for anyone. come on, we'll give you a lift.	No man. Gonna walk.
yeah... let me think about it.	Okay man I ain't going to push. But remember the revolution isn't going to wait for anyone. Come on, we'll give you a lift.
you are down for protecting malcolm's widow aren't you?	Yeah... let me think about it.
i don't know.	You are down for protecting Malcolm's widow aren't you?
judge... we're doing security for betty shabazz's visit next week. i'd like to have someone who knows there way around a pistol there. someone like you.	I don't know.
freedom... we're just gonna test some of the words in that law book.	Judge... we're doing security for Betty Shabazz's visit next week. I'd like to have someone who knows there way around a pistol there. Someone like you.
so what's the deal?	Freedom... We're just gonna test some of the words in that law book.
we appreciate your help with this.	So what's the deal?
yeah.	So I guess it's safe to say you know about firepower.
you were. infantry right?	Yeah.
we'll all get out of here together.	Later for that. I'm done either way...
motherfuckers...	Look... You... take her and get the hell out of here. I'll keep 'em busy.
you alright?	Not really. Gimme the keys for the trunk.
no man no!! tyrone listen... we got to move man, they got a warehouse...	Shut the fuck up!!
chickenshits? what you bring your buddies with you?	No man No!! Tyrone listen... we got to move man, they got a warehouse...
the pigs are gonna start flooding us with dope. huey wants us to stop them.	Bullshit...
what are you saying?	The pigs are gonna start flooding us with dope. Huey wants us to stop them.
you better just kill me tyrone. and when huey gets out, when oakland's just wall to wall junkies, you tell him you blew away the only chance we all got. i'm sure he'll be real happy about that.	What are you saying?
fuck is up?!	Mothafucker! You just set Bobby Seale up to be kidnapped. They dragged him off to some bullshit conspiracy trial in Chicago. How much the pigs pay you for this one, Judge?
sorry man...	S'alright. I'm sorry too. Shit, I gotta take a leak... Pull over at that gas station.
yeah, "brother" my best friend is stone dead.	Sorry man...
you got something on your mind... "brother."	Yeah, "brother" My best friend is stone dead.
nothing.	You got something on your mind... "brother."
what's up with you?	Nothing.
if you got something to say, say it.	Anything happens to Huey it ain't gonna be a finger. I'll...
what? you don't like to see a traitor get hurt? i wonder why that is?	If you got something to say, say it.
huh?	He had a feeling you'd be coming by.
busted firing pin.  you want only the legal stuff right?	Just the legit shit.
maybe...	Fuck maybe... be there.
you're a smart brother... you should dig what huey and bobby got to say...	Maybe...
i thought you said all the panthers were gonna be here.	What you see is what you got.  That's' Bobby Seale.
yeah, well, cops kick the shit out of kids too.	I thought you said all the Panthers were gonna be here.
just a kid.	Yeah, well, cops kick the shit out of kids too.
shit, we made him get his moms to give permission before he could sign up.	Just a kid.
don't let the cops provoke you. we're there to watch and take badge numbers...	And who is we?
yeah, i do.	Well, act like it. Come on.
but nothing... you do live here don't you?	Yeah, I do.
i saw... but...	But nothing... you do live here don't you?
judge man. watch yourself. sabu's got juice now.	You don't even know it man, but you're a god damn hero.
god damn it's him. i gotta go.	Judge man. Watch yourself. Sabu's got juice now.
no... wait, there's something else, something weird. i hear he's set up down at that warehouse on fifty deuce. he's talking big and living bigger.	God damn it's him. I gotta go.
motherfuck... well then i got something to do.	No... wait, there's something else, something weird. I hear he's set up down at that warehouse on fifty deuce. He's talking big and living bigger.
yeah... look man, what i gotta say. it's just you, me and the rats, right? alright... well... sabu's back.	Motherfuck... well then I got something to do.
rose?	Yeah... Look man, what I gotta say. It's just you, me and the rats, right? Alright... well... Sabu's back.
why didn't you tell me?	Didn't want folks to think I was a snitch. You know?
ain't no one seen him.	Why didn't you tell me?
where is he?.	Ain't no one seen him.
it was sabu killed cy.	Where is he?.
what?	It was Sabu killed Cy.
judge... i... i shoulda told you this before but... well... fuck...	What?
not at all.  i'll catch you later.	Judge... I... I shoulda told you this before but... well... fuck...
unh... unh man... i don't take no money from friends that need help. fuck no. what do you think i am a bum?	Not at all.  I'll catch you later.
i don't know.  but i'm sure i'll find out. rose, you did me solid.	Unh... Unh Man... I don't take no money from friends that need help. Fuck no. What do you think I am a bum?
this cool the heat off you any?	I don't know.  But I'm sure I'll find out. Rose, you did me solid.
rose, what the hell you doing here?	Just come for the food, man. Ain't quite sure what their bag is but...
my mom's at that.	Funny you don't look like church folk to me.
you supposed to be a wounded vet, motherfucka. what you do in 'nam anyway, shoot gooks or shoot hoops?	All of the above, man...  And then some.
you believe that?	I don't know. I really don't.
mom, black folks been praying to god for four hundred years. maybe it's time we tried something else...	You believe that?
i hear them boys, those black panthers, they're communists. they don't even believe in god.	Mom, black folks been praying to God for four hundred years. Maybe it's time we tried something else...
yes... no... mom it's not like you think. they're alright. there out there trying to do something.	I hear them boys, those Black Panthers, they're communists. They don't even believe in God.
you meet those friends of yours in jail too?	Yes... No... Mom it's not like you think. They're alright. There out there trying to do something.
mom! it wasn't like that. it was bullsh... they were just harassing us. no charges were filed. it's alright.	You meet those friends of yours in jail too?
lord, never thought i'd live to see my boy in prison.	Mom! It wasn't like that. It was bullsh... They were just harassing us. No charges were filed. It's alright.
yeah.	Lord, never thought I'd live to see my boy in prison.
i saw. i saw that big one  hit that police man. saw 'em drag you off too.  they take you to jail?	Yeah.
yeah... cop hit me...	I saw. I saw that big one  hit that police man. Saw 'em drag you off too.  They take you to jail?
you don't look alright.	Yeah... cop hit me...
it's okay mom. i'm allright.	You don't look alright.
congratulations.	Thank you.
late summer.	Congratulations.
when?	Late summer.
good.	When?
no.	Good.
do you think francis with an "i" is too womanly a name for a boy?	No.
no.	Do you think Francis with an "i" is too womanly a name for a boy?
do you think frances with an "e" is too manly a name for a girl?	No.
i'm sorry we didn't give you more warning.	It's alright.  I'm very happy for you.
maybe we'll be lucky this winter and have just rain, no snow.	That would be nice, too.
that would be nice.	Maybe we'll be lucky this winter and have just rain, no snow.
next time we'll bring more blankets.	That would be nice.
you call that a compliment?	It's a start.
if i'd known you were going to look like this, i never would have put ink in your tea.	You call that a compliment?
it was you and it turned my teeth black for a month.	Uh... uh... I...
i... uh... that wasn't me, it was samuel... i mean nathan...	It was you and it turned my teeth black for a month.
i know who you are, gabriel marion. the last time i saw you, i was nine and you put ink in my tea.	I... uh... that wasn't me, it was Samuel... I mean Nathan...
you got me beat on both accounts.	The hell I do.
what do you mean, old and ugly?	You got me beat on both accounts.
he reminds me of you before you got old and ugly.	No, he takes after his mother...
personally, i'd prefer stupidity.	Pride will do.
cheerful news to greet the morn.	His victories at Charleston and Camden were perfect, strategically, tactically, logistically.  But he has a weakness.
i've just been inside the mind of a genius.  lord cornwallis knows more about war than i could in a dozen lifetimes.	Cheerful news to greet the morn.
well?	I've just been inside the mind of a genius.  Lord Cornwallis knows more about war than I could in a dozen lifetimes.
am i one of that sort?	You're the worst of that sort. You're the sort that gives that sort a bad name.
i say we drink the wine, shoot the dogs, and use the papers for musket wadding.	His journals, letters, maps, books...
it worked.  how many men can you raise?	Not many.  Dalton, Scott, they've got their reasons; Rev. Oliver, he believes in the cause; some of the young bucks; a few like me with nothing to lose...  What about you?  You've got a lot to lose.
trust you and harry lee.  remember that damned overland you two thought up in '62 to hit fort louis?	It worked.  How many men can you raise?
i expect to try.	Trust you and Harry Lee.  Remember that damned overland you two thought up in '62 to hit Fort Louis?
you expect to hold cornwallis with militia?	I expect to try.
oh, right.  baking powder, we need baking powder.	We've got plenty of baking powder. You went to Pembroke and got five pounds two weeks ago.
you got salt last week.	Oh, right.  Baking powder, we need baking powder.
i know him well enough?	Don't fault him for having grown up on the frontier.  It was a harder time and a harder place than you know.
he's my father.	I know him well enough?
you don't know him very well, do you?	He's my father.
he's not making light.	You don't know him very well, do you?
he shouldn't make light.  that redcoat should not have been killed.	He's not making light.
two pounds, fourteen ounces.	Lovely.
goodbye, charlotte.	Goodbye.
of course, i do.	Very well, then.
do you?	Of course, I do.
i know that.	Do you?
i said, i'm not my sister.	I know that.
excuse me?	I said, I'm not my sister.
if you go, i'll care for them as if they were my own.	I'll leave in the morning with Gabriel.
i've done nothing and for that i am ashamed.	If you go, I'll care for them as if they were my own.
thomas is dead but you've done nothing for which you should be ashamed.	I've done nothing and for that I am ashamed.
i should have known... once i would have... i used to be wary... and today i watched my son killed before my eyes... your sister civilized me and i damn myself for having let her...	Thomas is dead but you've done nothing for which you should be ashamed.
you couldn't have known.	I should have known... once I would have... I used to be wary... and today I watched my son killed before my eyes... your sister civilized me and I damn myself for having let her...
how did this... how did i let this happen?	You couldn't have known.
and send us to war alongside massachusetts.	Our governor is a bigger fool than I thought.
you look well, charlotte.	As do you.
they're from good stock on their mother's side.	Thank you.
we did.	With a lace table cloth?
who cared for your wounds?	We did.
first virginia regulars under colonel hamilton.	Who cared for your wounds?
what unit?	First Virginia Regulars under Colonel Hamilton.
yes, sir.	What unit?
you're surrendering.	Yes, sir.
their names, ranks and posts?	They refused to give me their names. Their ranks are nine lieutenants, five captains, three majors and one fat colonel who called me a cheeky fellow.  Their posts?  We picked them up here-and-there last night.
if that's your position, then eighteen of your officers will die. nineteen, if you hang me with my men.	What officers?
i do have eighteen criminals under sentence of death, but i hold no prisoners-of-war.	If that's your position, then eighteen of your officers will die. Nineteen, if you hang me with my men.
you have eighteen of my men.  i want them back.	I do have eighteen criminals under sentence of death, but I hold no prisoners-of-war.
sir?	You have eighteen of my men.  I want them back.
prisoner exchange.	Sir?
very well, let us move on to...	Prisoner exchange.
as long as your soldiers attack civilians, i will order the shooting of your officers at the outset of every engagement.  and my men are excellent marksmen.	Very well, let us move on to...
i beg to differ.  one is a command decision on your part.  the other represents nothing more than the occasional over-exuberance of field officers attempting to carry out their duty in difficult circumstances.	As long as your soldiers attack civilians, I will order the shooting of your officers at the outset of every engagement.  And my men are excellent marksmen.
i consider them linked.	I beg to differ.  One is a command decision on your part.  The other represents nothing more than the occasional over-exuberance of field officers attempting to carry out their duty in difficult circumstances.
that is a separate issue.	I consider them linked.
restrain them from the targeting of civilians, including women and children?	That is a separate issue.
colonel, imagine the utter chaos that would result from un-led armies having at each other.  there must be gentlemen in command to lead and, when appropriate, restrain their men.	Restrain them from the targeting of civilians, including women and children?
and what are inappropriate levels of hostile attention?	Colonel, imagine the utter chaos that would result from un-led armies having at each other.  There must be gentlemen in command to lead and, when appropriate, restrain their men.
certainly you must know that in civilized warfare, officers in the field must not be accorded inappropriate levels of hostile attention.	And what are inappropriate levels of hostile attention?
that one is a bit more difficult.	Certainly you must know that in civilized warfare, officers in the field must not be accorded inappropriate levels of hostile attention.
apology accepted.  now, on the matter of the specific targeting of officers during engagements, this is absolutely unacceptable.	That one is a bit more difficult.
please accept my apology for not having done so sooner.	Apology accepted.  Now, on the matter of the specific targeting of officers during engagements, this is absolutely unacceptable.
thank you.	Please accept my apology for not having done so sooner.
i will do so as soon as possible.	Thank you.
first, you have in your possession certain belongings of mine, including clothing, private papers, furniture and personal effects of a non-military nature which i would like to have returned to me.	I will do so as soon as possible.
very well, proceed, sir.	First, you have in your possession certain belongings of mine, including clothing, private papers, furniture and personal effects of a non-military nature which I would like to have returned to me.
you are familiar with how these things are done.  in fact, i would like to claim aggrieved status.	Very well, proceed, sir.
unless you would like to claim aggrieved status.	You are familiar with how these things are done.  In fact, I would like to claim aggrieved status.
oh.  very well, then.  would you, as the initiating party, like to begin?	Unless you would like to claim aggrieved status.
i served in his majesty's army in the french and indian war.	Oh.  Very well, then.  Would you, as the initiating party, like to begin?
oh?	I served in His Majesty's army in the French and Indian War.
i'm familiar with how a formal negotiation is handled.	Oh?
let us.  unless you object, i would like to deem this meeting a formal negotiation and, as such, there are certain customary practices. perhaps i could explain them to you...	I'm familiar with how a formal negotiation is handled.
shall we proceed?	Let us.  Unless you object, I would like to deem this meeting a formal negotiation and, as such, there are certain customary practices. Perhaps I could explain them to you...
colonel will do.	As you wish.
thank you, colonel... i'm afraid i don't know your name.	Colonel will do.
apology accepted.	Thank you, Colonel... I'm afraid I don't know your name.
please forgive me for keeping you waiting.	Apology accepted.
my pleasure, sir.	Please forgive me for keeping you waiting.
my boys... my boys... you seem to have been well fed.  thank you for that, colonel.	My pleasure, sir.
do you see that, colonel?	Unless I'm dreaming, I think I see irregulars at their center.
civility is a secondary virtue.  it is superseded by duty.	I understand, sir.
difficult, sir.  this is, as you pointed out, a civil war.	Civility is a secondary virtue.  It is superseded by duty.
how can we end this madness?	Difficult, sir.  This is, as you pointed out, a civil war.
probably.	How can we end this madness?
and if i triumph, you triumph.	Probably.
perhaps.	And if I triumph, you triumph.
if i fail, you fail.	Perhaps.
are you going to meet with him?	Most certainly.  Arrange it.
it seems our swamp fox wants to have a formal parley.	Are you going to meet with him?
colonel tarleton, you deal with these damned rebels.	Yes, sir.
my harrier.  join us, colonel.	Sir.
if this war is about more than thomas, it's about more than anne, as well.  stay the course.	As you did at Fort Wilderness?
i see, do as i say, not as i do.	Yes.
it was a different time, son.  and you're a better man than that.	I see, do as I say, not as I do.
we took our time with them and gave every one of them worse than they had given at the fort.  it was two weeks before they were all dead, all except two.  we put the heads on a pallet and had the two we let live take it to the french at fort ambercon.  the eyes, fingers and tongues we put in a basket and sent that down the asheulot to the cherokee.  the french stayed east of the blue ridge after that and the cherokee broke their treaty with the french and stayed out of the fight.  that seemed to make a difference. the war went another year, things went better... and men bought us drinks.	It was a different time, son.  And you're a better man than that.
go on.	We took our time with them and gave every one of them worse than they had given at the fort.  It was two weeks before they were all dead, all except two.  We put the heads on a pallet and had the two we let live take it to the French at Fort Ambercon.  The eyes, fingers and tongues we put in a basket and sent that down the Asheulot to the Cherokee.  The French stayed east of the Blue Ridge after that and the Cherokee broke their treaty with the French and stayed out of the fight.  That seemed to make a difference. The war went another year, things went better... and men bought us drinks.
we buried them, then we went to track.  it was a cold trail and they were moving fast.  we went faster. we caught up to them at kentucky ford.	Go on.
that's why it was four years between you and thomas.  it took me that long to regain her respect.	I'm not my mother.  I can't have the respect without the knowing.
your mother asked me the same question around the time you were born.  i was drunk and i was foolish enough to answer her.	That's why it was four years between you and Thomas.  It took me that long to regain her respect.
that's not enough.  tell me.	Your mother asked me the same question around the time you were born.  I was drunk and I was foolish enough to answer her.
that's right.	That's not enough.  Tell me.
that the french and cherokees captured the fort and when you retook it, you took revenge on them for what they did during the occupation.	That's right.
and what do they know?	That the French and Cherokees captured the fort and when you retook it, you took revenge on them for what they did during the occupation.
tell me what everyone doesn't know.	And what do they know?
everyone knows.  it's what made me a hero.  me, harry lee, all of us.  i got a medal.  men bought me drinks. they still do sometimes.  everyone knows what happened.	Tell me what everyone doesn't know.
no, i don't.	Everyone knows.  It's what made me a hero.  Me, Harry Lee, all of us.  I got a medal.  Men bought me drinks. They still do sometimes.  Everyone knows what happened.
you know what happened.	No, I don't.
father, tell me what happened at fort wilderness?	You know what happened.
she is.  don't go in there.	Father, tell me what happened at Fort Wilderness?
is it her?  is anne in there?	She is.  Don't go in there.
don't go in there.	Is it her?  Is Anne in there?
where?	Seven homes along the Black River so far...
tarleton has a list of our men, most are on it.  a regiment of dragoons is going to the homes on the list, burning them, killing whomever resists, women and children, as well.	Where?
it's beautiful there.  your mother and i were there once, before you were born.	I know.
cheraw falls.	It's beautiful there.  Your mother and I were there once, before you were born.
granted.  where are you going?	Cheraw Falls.
sir, i'd like to request a furlough. two days?	Granted.  Where are you going?
what?	Come with me.  I'll tell you when we get there.
father, there's something else i need to talk to you about.	What?
she said... she loves you and misses you but she understands why you can't be there with her.	She said that?  Oh, my Lord, she said that?
full sentences.  as if she had been speaking all along.	I don't believe it... and I wasn't there for it...
she spoke?  susan spoke?	Full sentences.  As if she had been speaking all along.
you learned her lessons better than i.	She got me at a more impressionable age.
she'd say it to me when i picked on thomas or nathan.	You learned her lessons better than I.
stay the course... your mother used to say that to me when i'd get drunk or lose my temper.	She'd say it to me when I picked on Thomas or Nathan.
no...	Or perhaps tomorrow at the expense of our cause.
when was that?  in the swamp at the expense of your men?  or when he killed thomas at the expense of your family?	No...
i should have killed him when i had the chance?	When was that?  In the swamp at the expense of your men?  Or when he killed Thomas at the expense of your family?
fourteen dead, eleven wounded, eighteen captured.	I should have killed him when I had the chance?
gabriel?  are you asleep?	We're low on salt.  I should go to Pembroke and get some.
father?	Pride is his weakness.
lord cornwallis is brilliant.  his weakness is that he knows it.	Father?
these four wagons must be his.	And the dogs, too, I'll wager.
flanking riders?	I didn't see any.
less than a mile.  forty-one wagons, a company of redcoat infantry, horses at the rear.	Flanking riders?
you know how old i am.	God help us all when you're forty.
how old are you?	You know how old I am.
if you're here only for revenge, you're doing a disservice to him as well as yourself.	How old are you?
is it?	If you're here only for revenge, you're doing a disservice to him as well as yourself.
and, corporal...  ... be careful.	Yes...  ... father.
yes, sir.	And, Corporal...  ... be careful.
alright, corporal, you take bennington, harrisville, acworth and the farms along black swamp.  i'll take the north side of the river. we'll meet at snow's island.	Yes, sir.
he tried.  it didn't take.	Alright, Corporal, you take Bennington, Harrisville, Acworth and the farms along Black Swamp.  I'll take the north side of the river. We'll meet at Snow's Island.
did your father teach you humility?	He tried.  It didn't take.
yes, sir.  my father taught me.	Did your father teach you humility?
is that so?	Yes, sir.  My father taught me.
i've been doing this for two years. i'm the best scout in the continental army, the best horseman, the best shot, the best scavenger and i know every deer path and swamp trail between here and charleston.	Is that so?
oh?	I've been doing this for two years. I'm the best scout in the Continental Army, the best horseman, the best shot, the best scavenger and I know every deer path and swamp trail between here and Charleston.
colonel, i didn't request this transfer because you're my father. i requested it because i believe in this cause and this is where i can do the most good.	Oh?
it's safer if we stay together.	Colonel, I didn't request this transfer because you're my father. I requested it because I believe in this cause and this is where I can do the most good.
we'd cover more ground if we split up.	It's safer if we stay together.
we put out the word.  we'll start along the south side of the santee...	We'd cover more ground if we split up.
what now, sir?	We put out the word.  We'll start along the south side of the Santee...
father...	It's already over.
you're in no condition to ride.	I have no choice, I...
i have to get these dispatches to hillsboro.	You're in no condition to ride.
have you seen any redcoats?	Not yet.  What happened?
do you intend to enlist without my permission?	Yes.
when i have children, i hope i don't hide behind them.	Do you intend to enlist without my permission?
when you have children, i hope you'll understand.	When I have children, I hope I don't hide behind them.
father, i've lost respect for you. i thought you were a man of principle.	When you have children, I hope you'll understand.
he vowed that if the assembly votes a single shilling to lee, he'll dissolve the body.	Which would force our delegates in Philadelphia to vote for independence.
and the governor?	He vowed that if the Assembly votes a single shilling to Lee, he'll dissolve the body.
yes.  he seeks a levy of troops and money.	And the Governor?
is that why the assembly was convened?	Yes.  He seeks a levy of troops and money.
the british army is barricaded in boston.  harry lee, is here from virginia, recruiting for a continental army.	Is that why the Assembly was convened?
what news?	The British army is barricaded in Boston.  Harry Lee, is here from Virginia, recruiting for a Continental Army.
anything about the convention in philadelphia?	Poor Richard says they'll make a Declaration of Independence by July.
rioting both sides of the bay, in chestertown they burned the customs house and tar-and-feathered the customs agent.  he died of burns. in wilmington they killed a royal magistrate and two redcoats.	Anything about the convention in Philadelphia?
the middle colonies?	Rioting both sides of the bay, in Chestertown they burned the Customs House and tar-and-feathered the Customs Agent.  He died of burns. In Wilmington they killed a Royal Magistrate and two Redcoats.
the new york and rhode island assemblies have been dissolved...	The middle colonies?
father, a post rider came from charleston.  you have a letter inside.	Thank you.  How's the spotted one's milk?
you don't hate him.	Yes, I do.  I hate him and I hope he never comes back.
i don't care.  i hate him.	You don't hate him.
there are some letters here from him.  some are just to you.	I don't care.  I hate him.
i know he did and he's sorry.  he'll come back as soon as he can.	There are some letters here from him.  Some are just to you.
he left us.	I know he did and he's sorry.  He'll come back as soon as he can.
he wanted to, susan, but he couldn't leave his men.	He left us.
i stand corrected.	Nonetheless, I would like to know, Mister Marion, how... how... how...
mister robinson, i fought with captain marion in the french and indian war, including the wilderness campaign.  we served as scouts under washington and i have no doubts about captain marion's courage or competence on a battlefield. there's not a man in this room, or anywhere, for that matter, to whom i would more willingly trust my life.	I stand corrected.
those of us who call ourselves patriots are not seeking to give birth to an american nation, but to protect one that already exists.  it was born a hundred-and-seventy years ago at jamestown, virginia and has grown stronger and more mature with every generation reared and with every crop sown and harvested.  we are a nation and our rights as citizens of that nation are threatened by a tyrant three thousand miles away.	Thank you.  Were I an orator, those are the exact words I would have spoken.
please.	Those of us who call ourselves Patriots are not seeking to give birth to an American nation, but to protect one that already exists.  It was born a hundred-and-seventy years ago at Jamestown, Virginia and has grown stronger and more mature with every generation reared and with every crop sown and harvested.  We are a nation and our rights as citizens of that nation are threatened by a tyrant three thousand miles away.
an american nation.  colonel lee, with your permission?	Please.
your son, what did you name him?	Robert.  Robert E. Lee.
i hope so.	Your son, what did you name him?
thank you.  maybe all of this will buy him some peace.	I hope so.
and congratulations on the birth of your son.	Thank you.  Maybe all of this will buy him some peace.
goodbye, harry.	And congratulations on the birth of your son.
goodbye, francis.	Goodbye, Harry.
it is ended.	No.  It's not over yet.  Two days ride, Yorktown, Virginia. Washington, the French, Cornwallis and Tarleton.  It will end, one way or another.  Francis, nothing will replace your sons but helping us will justify their sacrifice.
they're gone.  and there is nothing you or i can do to bring them back. but there is something you can do to help end all this.	It is ended.
two.  gabriel and thomas.	They're gone.  And there is nothing you or I can do to bring them back. But there is something you can do to help end all this.
how many men have we seen die?	Two.  Gabriel and Thomas.
don't touch him.	How many men have we seen die?
his wife was killed yesterday.  she was with child.	I'm sorry, I didn't know.
how many men does cornwallis have under his command?	Four thousand infantry and around six hundred cavalry...  ... including the Green Dragoons under Tarleton.
they'd be better off, but the cause wouldn't be.	How many men does Cornwallis have under his command?
they're nothing but farmers and you're asking them to try to keep a tiger in their backyard.  they'd be better off letting it move on.	They'd be better off, but the cause wouldn't be.
not held, just slowed down.	They're nothing but farmers and you're asking them to try to keep a tiger in their backyard.  They'd be better off letting it move on.
you expect cornwallis to be held here by militia?	Not held, just slowed down.
not me, you.  i'm going north with every continental regular i can find to reinforce washington or he won't last six weeks.	You expect Cornwallis to be held here by militia?
so you're going to try to keep cornwallis in the south until then.	Not me, you.  I'm going north with every Continental regular I can find to reinforce Washington or he won't last six weeks.
the bigger problem is where, not when.  the french fleet won't sail north of the chesapeake for fear of early storms.	So you're going to try to keep Cornwallis in the South until then.
long time.	The bigger problem is where, not when.  The French fleet won't sail north of the Chesapeake for fear of early storms.
fall, six months at the earliest.	Long time.
when?	Fall, six months at the earliest.
and patriots will start dying on the gallows instead of the battlefield.  unless we can keep cornwallis in the south until the french arrive.  a treaty was signed at versailles after our victory at saratoga.  the french are sending a fleet and ten thousand troops.	When?
so now cornwallis will head north, link up with clinton and finish off washington.	And Patriots will start dying on the gallows instead of the battlefield.  Unless we can keep Cornwallis in the South until the French arrive.  A treaty was signed at Versailles after our victory at Saratoga.  The French are sending a fleet and ten thousand troops.
we're a breath away from losing this war.  in the north, washington is reeling from valley forge, running and hiding from clinton and twelve thousand redcoats.  here in the south, cornwallis has broken our back.  he captured over five thousand of our troops when he took charleston and today he destroyed the only army that stood between him and new york.	So now Cornwallis will head north, link up with Clinton and finish off Washington.
i am, i think.	What are my orders?
who's in command?	I am, I think.
last anyone saw, riding hard, northeast, his staff a hundred yards behind, trying to catch up.	Who's in command?
where is he now?	Last anyone saw, riding hard, northeast, his staff a hundred yards behind, trying to catch up.
i begged him to stay in the cover of the trees but he insisted the only way to break cornwallis was muzzle- to-muzzle.  he spent too many years in the british army.	Where is he now?
we saw.	I begged him to stay in the cover of the trees but he insisted the only way to break Cornwallis was muzzle- to-muzzle.  He spent too many years in the British army.
there's nothing you could have done, gates is a damned fool.	We saw.
i'm sorry i wasn't here for this.	There's nothing you could have done, Gates is a damned fool.
i'm sorry.	I'm sorry I wasn't here for this.
green dragoons came to my home, killed my son, thomas.  it was tarleton himself.	I'm sorry.
i'll see to it that he serves under me.	Thank you.
no, thank the lord.  he's more like his mother.	I'll see to it that he serves under me.
i recognize him now.  is he as imprudent as his father was at his age?	No, thank the Lord.  He's more like his mother.
gabriel.	I recognize him now.  Is he as imprudent as his father was at his age?
one of yours?	Gabriel.
and your principles?	I'm a parent, I don't have the luxury of principles.
that's what i'm doing.  i will not fight and because i won't, i will not cast a vote that will send others to fight in my stead.	And your principles?
wars are not fought only by childless men.  a man must weigh his personal responsibilities against his principles.	That's what I'm doing.  I will not fight and because I won't, I will not cast a vote that will send others to fight in my stead.
... time, royal succession, regicide, bribery...	You said bribery twice...
that's five, keep going...	... time, royal succession, regicide, bribery...
royal petition, delegates to court, judicial redress, economic boycott, bribery...	That's five, keep going...
name five hundred.	Royal petition, delegates to court, judicial redress, economic boycott, bribery...
there are a thousand avenues, other than war, at our disposal...	Name five hundred.
balderdash!	There are a thousand avenues, other than war, at our disposal...
we don't have to go to war to gain independence...	Balderdash!
i was an american, i just didn't know it yet...	We don't have to go to war to gain independence...
you were an englishman then...	I was an American, I just didn't know it yet...
thirteen years...	That's a damn long time...
a long time ago...	Thirteen years...
damn it, francis!  how in god's name do you expect to gain independence without going to war?	Harry, Harry, Harry...
it's mister marion.	I understood him to be a Patriot as well.
captain marion, i understood you to be a patriot.	It's Mister Marion.
that will be all, major.  i'll wait for lord cornwallis.	Yes... you will wait.
yes, quite, but you should know that...	That will be all, Major.  I'll wait for Lord Cornwallis.
i'm familiar with appropriate behavior at a military parley.	Yes, quite, but you should know that...
you may, of course, keep your weapons, but i must warn you that...	I'm familiar with appropriate behavior at a military parley.
thank you.	You may, of course, keep your weapons, but I must warn you that...
lord cornwallis will be with you presently.	Thank you.
but what about thomas?	Leave him.  Take care of William and Susan.
margaret, take william and susan to the river shed.  hide there.  if we're not back by dawn, go up the river to the richardson's house. they'll take you to your aunt charlotte's farm.  nathan, samuel, and i are going to get gabriel.	But what about Thomas?
we could go stay at aunt charlotte's farm.  she's to the west.	No, there'll be skirmishers on the roads.  We're safer here.
don't worry.	We could go stay at Aunt Charlotte's farm.  She's to the west.
how far away?	Four, five miles.
he looks as if he's sleeping, doesn't he?	Yes, he does.
colonel, let us help his soul find it's place with the almighty and...	He looks as if he's sleeping, doesn't he?
how many came back?	About a hundred and twenty.  Less than a third.
it's a good measure of a woman that she'll have her honeymoon under the stars.	For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, 'til death do they part.
for trying to impose some decency on that sort.	Don't depend on my decency.  I'm one of that sort.
for what?	For trying to impose some decency on that sort.
thank you.	For what?
reverend.	I heard about your son.  I'm sorry.
no, he won't.  there are two things you need to know about cornwallis. first, he is a very proud man, he would rather risk defeat than share a victory.  if you give him what he thinks is an out, he'll take it.	And what is the second thing?
if cornwallis receives news that clinton is coming, he'll simply hold tight and wait.  he'll fight a purely defensive battle and he'll win that.	No, he won't.  There are two things you need to know about Cornwallis. First, he is a very proud man, He would rather risk defeat than share a victory.  If you give him what he thinks is an out, he'll take it.
worse.	Proud, priggish and competent.  A very bad combination in an adversary.
that bad?	Worse.
remember braddock?	That bad?
francis, tell me about general cornwallis.	Remember Braddock?
i lost another a year ago, thomas. he was only fifteen.	I've had no sons to lose, nor daughters.  I lose the sons of other men.
i was sorry to hear about your son.	I lost another a year ago, Thomas. He was only fifteen.
gray.	Earned.
but father, they might come this way.	Put them away.
put those away.	But father, they might come this way.
but it's already been two years and that's two more years.  the war could be over by then.	God willing.
seventeen.	But it's already been two years and that's two more years.  The war could be over by then.
when?	Seventeen.
not yet, thomas.	When?
don't blame yourself, you did what i told you to do.	I'm glad I killed them... I'm glad...
father... i killed those men...	Don't blame yourself, you did what I told you to do.
father, you can't let them take him...	Quiet.
father?	Six-pounders.  Lots of them.
father, i saw a post rider at the house.	Thank you.  Did you finish the upper field?
ellie...god doesn't do things like that. i know you loved y'brother, but--	He can if He wants to. He can do anything, just like Inspector Gadget on TV. But I have to keep things ready for him, that's what I think. I've got his picture and I'm going to sit in his chair--
they do it to honor the dead, ellen.	Is that right, dad?
well, it still says some animal got laid down here after, don't it?	Yes--
what if you can't read what's written on there anymore?	Well, it still says some animal got laid down here after, don't it?
well...i guess not.	It's a place where the dead speak, Missy.
do you know what this place is, ellie? oh, i know you know it's a boneyard, but a bone ain't nothing and even a whole pile of 'em don't amount to much. do you know what a graveyard really is?	Well...I guess not.
bite?	Ayuh.
best never to go climbing on old blowdowns like this, ellie--sometimes they bite.	Bite?
but where are we going, mr. crandall?	You'll see soon enough, hon.
i'm ellen creed and i live at 642 alden lane, dearborn, michigan.  at least, i used to.	And now you live on Route 9 in Ludlow, and your dad's gonna be the new doctor up to the college, I hear, and I think you're going to be just as happy as a clam here, Ellen Creed.
who might you be, little miss?	I'm Ellen Creed and I live at 642 Alden Lane, Dearborn, Michigan.  At least, I used to.
please hurry.	I will. Come and kiss me.
will you at least call and make sure daddy's okay?	Of course I will.
there are no ghosts, ellie. i want you to go to sleep and forget all this nonsense.	Will you at least call and make sure daddy's okay?
he's a ghost. but he's a good ghost.	There are no ghosts, Ellie. I want you to go to sleep and forget all this nonsense.
who is this paxcow? is he like the boogeyman?	He's a ghost. But he's a good ghost.
paxcow says daddy's going to do something really bad. he--	Who is this Paxcow? Is he like the boogeyman?
ellie...ellie...what...	Paxcow says it's almost too late! We have to go back! Paxcow says it's almost too late!
paxcow says it's almost too late!	Ellie...Ellie...what...
i want to fly it! can i fly it now, mommy!	In a minute, hon. Let Gage finish his turn.
honey, church will be fine.	But what if he dies and has to go to the Pet Sematary?
yes, but the rope might be--	Yaay!
it's gorgeous!	Am I really gonna have my own room?
do you swear?	I swear.
come with us, daddy. please come with us!	I'll be there in three days--four at the most. I've got to get the electricity shut off and square things with your school so the truant officer ain't after you, and--
be good to your mother, darlin'. she needs you.	Come with us, daddy. Please come with us!
ellie--	And I'm going to eat his breakfast cereal, too, even though it tastes like boogers. And...and...
then why do i have to go to bed?	Because your mother and I need the rest, sugar. Now buzz.
i'm sure you're not.	Then why do I have to go to bed?
i'm not tired!	I'm sure you're not.
yeah, sure.	Then you have faith in that. But we don't know it will be; after all, some crazed chair-burglar might break in while we're away and steal it, right?
well, here we are, sitting in my chair. do you think my chair will be here tomorrow?	Yeah, sure.
i don't get it.	Well, here we are, sitting in my chair. Do you think my chair will be here tomorrow?
oh, faith's a little more than just believing.	I don't get it.
you believe in it.	Oh, faith's a little more than just believing.
i think we go on. i'm not sure what happens after we die, but yeah-- i have faith in that.	You believe in it.
do you believe that?	I think we go on. I'm not sure what happens after we die, but yeah-- I have faith in that.
well, it's actually reincarnation, but you get the idea. and some people think we just wink out...like a candle flame when the wind blows hard.	Do you believe that?
sure, carnation. like in that movie you rented, audrey rose.	Well, it's actually reincarnation, but you get the idea. And some people think we just wink out...like a candle flame when the wind blows hard.
i don't know, honey. different people believe all sorts of different things happen to us when we die. some believe in heaven or hell. some think we're born again as little children--	Sure, carnation. Like in that movie you rented, Audrey Rose.
i won't...is missy in heaven, do you think?	I don't know, honey. Different people believe all sorts of different things happen to us when we die. Some believe in heaven or hell. Some think we're born again as little children--
but don't you dare say that.	I won't...is Missy in heaven, do you think?
well, i think michael mcdowell is so full of shit he probably squeaks when he walks, my dear.	But don't you dare say that.
at school michael mcdowell said she was gonna fry in hell. michael mcdowell says all sewersides fry in hell.	Well, I think Michael McDowell is so full of shit he probably squeaks when he walks, my dear.
daddy, do you think missy dandridge went to heaven?	At school Michael McDowell said she was gonna fry in hell. Michael McDowell says all sewersides fry in hell.
what's up, sugar?	Daddy, do you think Missy Dandridge went to heaven?
huh?	Missy made the best chocolate chip cookies in the world--even Mom said so. Now there won't be any more because she's gonna be dead forever!
no more chocolate chip cookies.	Huh?
ellie? what's wrong?	No more chocolate chip cookies.
she's in bed. she was throwing up. ever since mrs. rogers called and said missy--	That's enough, Ellen.
i've noticed it, too. i'll cough up the money, ellen.	I hate that smell.
because you promised.	I know.
yes.	Because you promised.
is he really all right?	Yes.
cause i had a bad dream about him. i dreamed he got hit by a car and you and mr. crandall buried him in the pet sematary.	Is he really all right?
yes...i guess so. he was sleeping on the front porch when i left.	Cause I had a bad dream about him. I dreamed he got hit by a car and you and Mr. Crandall buried him in the Pet Sematary.
yeah, i know...how are things out there in chicagoland?	Fine...except when Mom was airing Gage's diaper rash, he walked away and got into Grampa's study and pooped in Grampa's favorite chair.
good god! where'd you hear that?	Missy Dandridge. And she says it's a operation!
lovey...church might be still alive when you're in a high school...and that's a very long time.	It doesn't seem long to me. It seems short. I think the whole thing about pets dying s-s-sucks!
in the end he's gonna croak, isn't he?	Lovey...Church might be still alive when you're in a high school...and that's a very long time.
well, it's always better to take precautions--but i'm sure church will be all right, honey...	In the end he's gonna croak, isn't he?
that's what i think. i heard missy dandridge tell mom when church was fixed he wouldn't cross the road so much.	Well, it's always better to take precautions--but I'm sure Church will be all right, honey...
and that someone cared enough about that animal to mark the spot.	To remember.
i want to look around, daddy-- may i?	For a little while.
have you got a death-wish, ellen?	Well, I thought it was safe--
no-i guess not.	Yayyy!
hurrts! it hurrrrts!	Anyone who can scream that loud isn't ready for intensive care just yet-- looks like she just skinned her knee.
yes.	Yaay!
ayuh, i think 'twas. if i see louis come home before i go to bed, i'll tell him to--	Don't bother. I'm coming home.
was it pascow?	Ayuh, I think 'twas. If I see Louis come home before I go to bed, I'll tell him to--
jud, do you remember the name of the student that died on louis's first day at work? the one that was hit by a car?	Was it Pascow?
no--but if he drops by, i'll tell him to call you.	Jud, do you remember the name of the student that died on Louis's first day at work? The one that was hit by a car?
how can you call it a good thing? a graveyard for pets killed in the road! built and maintained by broken- hearted children!	Well, but Missus Creed! It ain't quite that way, deah!
excuse me, mr. crandall--i've got to change this kid. it's nice to meet you.	Same here. Come over and visit when you get the chance.
i'm rachel. thanks again for saving the wandering minstrel boy, here.	No harm, no foul. But you want to watch out for that road. Those damn trucks go back and forth all day and most of the night.
jud crandall. i live just across the road.	I'm Rachel. Thanks again for saving the wandering minstrel boy, here.
i'll bite--what's the bottom of the truth, jud?	Why...that sometimes dead is better. That's all. Sometimes dead is better.
because something called a wendigo soured the ground.	And because the dead walked.
i know the micmacs thought it was a holy place...and then they thought it was a cursed place. that's why they moved on.	Because something called a wendigo soured the ground.
ayuh--it's a mess, all right.	I know the Micmacs thought it was a holy place...and then they thought it was a cursed place. That's why they moved on.
shit! look at this mess!	Ayuh--it's a mess, all right.
--but i think the thought has crossed your mind.	Shit! Look at this mess!
you're thinking of things best not thought of, louis.	I'm thinking about going to bed.
jud, i buried my son today and i'm very tired. i wonder if we could just--	You're thinking of things best not thought of, Louis.
no...squatting out there at the holiday inn like a couple of vultures. he really thinks rachel's going to go back with them. her and ellie.	Louis--
your father-in-law packs a wallop, for an old guy. he and his wife gone back to chicago?	No...squatting out there at the Holiday Inn like a couple of vultures. He really thinks Rachel's going to go back with them. Her and Ellie.
it's ellie's cat.	Nope. He's your cat now.
ayuh...how is your cat, louis?	It's Ellie's cat.
my father used to have a saying, jud-- "god sees the truth, but waits."	Ayuh...how is your cat, Louis?
poor missy. god, i was sorry to hear. i remember when she was no older'n ellen there, walking down to the store with her raggedy anne doll draggin' behind her in the dust. i don't know why god takes someone like her, who should have a bunch of years still in front of them, and lets an old shit like me just go on and on.	My father used to have a saying, Jud-- "God sees the truth, but waits."
out of the mouths of babes, louis.	This babe has said enough.
rachel not feeling well?	Well...a touch of the flu...
what?	Ellie's a little scared of death. And the main reason Ellie's that way is because your wife is a lot scared of death. Now you just go ahead and tell me I'm wrong.
a man doesn't always know why he does things, louis. i think i did it because your daughter ain't ready for her favorite pet to die.	What?
she got used to the idea. spot lived another four years. he died peacefully in the night that second time, and i buried him in the pet sematary...where his bones still lie.	A man doesn't always know why he does things, Louis. I think I did it because your daughter ain't ready for her favorite pet to die.
a little upset is all she was? because i'll tell you, jud, my brains feel a little like a nuclear reactor on the edge of a meltdown.	She got used to the idea. Spot lived another four years. He died peacefully in the night that second time, and I buried him in the Pet Sematary...where his bones still lie.
why, then, things should be fine.	A little upset is all she was? Because I'll tell you, Jud, my brains feel a little like a nuclear reactor on the edge of a meltdown.
yes.	Why, then, things should be fine.
well, she was a little upset at first, and that's why i thought you ought to hold your peace when you talked to your people last night...you did, didn't you, louis?	Yes.
you and this old indian rag-man--	Stanny B. did for me what I did for you last night, Louis. Only I wasn't alone when Spot came back.
wendigo?	Spirit of the north country. Not a good spirit. Wendigos are great liars and tricksters, according to the stories. And if one touches you...
they buried their dead and for a long time their dead stayed buried. then something happened. half the tribe died in a season. the rest moved on. they said a wendigo had soured the ground.	Wendigo?
can i have another one?	I guess it wouldn't hurt.
ayuh. it was the rag-man told me about the place--stanley bouchard. us kids just called him stanny b. he was half micmac himself.	Can I have another one?
no. i'm a doctor. i know death when i see it, and church was dead. he smells horrible and he uses his claws, but he's alive...and i feel like i'm going crazy. it was that place, wasn't it?	Ayuh. It was the rag-man told me about the place--Stanley Bouchard. Us kids just called him Stanny B. He was half Micmac himself.
wouldn't wash?	No. I'm a doctor. I know death when I see it, and Church was dead. He smells horrible and he uses his claws, but he's alive...and I feel like I'm going crazy. It was that place, wasn't it?
i tried to tell myself i buried him alive. you know--edgar allan poe meets felix the cat. but...	Wouldn't wash?
why, saved a little girl from being unhappy...that's all. drink up, louis!	I tried to tell myself I buried him alive. You know--Edgar Allan Poe meets Felix the Cat. But...
what did we do, jud?	Why, saved a little girl from being unhappy...that's all. Drink up, Louis!
i most generally don't start before noon, but this looks like an exception.	What did we do, Jud?
but--	No buts! Accept what's done, Louis. What we done was right. Another time it might not be, but tonight it was... at least I hope to Christ it was. Now you make your call...but not a word about tonight.
jud, why am i doing all this?	Because it's right.
don't worry about that.	Jud, why am I doing all this?
doesn't look like they last long.	Don't worry about that.
your cairn.	Doesn't look like they last long.
what are those for?	Your cairn.
no, i'm okay. will i really be able to dig him a grave? the soil looks thin.	Soil's thin, all right. But you'll manage.
you want to rest a bit before you start?	No, I'm okay. Will I really be able to dig him a grave? The soil looks thin.
i guess so...but...	You want to rest a bit before you start?
i had my reasons, louis. we'll talk later. all right?	I guess so...but...
why? for god's sake, why?	I had my reasons, Louis. We'll talk later. All right?
the micmac indians. i brought you here to bury ellen's cat.	Why? For God's sake, why?
whose burying ground?	The Micmac Indians. I brought you here to bury Ellen's cat.
this was their burying ground, louis.	Whose burying ground?
this time i mean it.	This was their burying ground, Louis.
you keep saying that.	This time I mean it.
almost there, louis.	You keep saying that.
just don't stop, louis. you don't ever want to stop down here in little god.  and you don't ever want to look behind you, whatever you hear.	Almost there, Louis.
it's funny, all right.	Just don't stop, Louis. You don't ever want to stop down here in Little God.  And you don't ever want to look behind you, whatever you hear.
you're telling me.	It's funny, all right.
there's a lot of funny things down this way, louis.	You're telling me.
is there quicksand?	Ayuh.
micmacs used to call it little god swamp.	Is there quicksand?
yes.  where are we going, jud?	You'll see before long. Let's go.
no, you shouldn't have stopped. but you got away with it. important thing is are you sure you're all right?	Yes.  Where are we going, Jud?
i'm not climbing that.	Give me the cat. I'll take care of it myself.
no. we won't. i have climbed it a time or two before, and i know all the places to step. just follow me...move easy...don't look down...and don't stop. if you stop, you'll crash through for sure.	I'm not climbing that.
we can't climb over that. we'll break our necks!	No. We won't. I have climbed it a time or two before, and I know all the places to step. Just follow me...move easy...don't look down...and don't stop. If you stop, you'll crash through for sure.
the place we're going is on the other side of that.	We can't climb over that. We'll break our necks!
what do you mean?	The place we're going is on the other side of that.
we're still not where we're going.	What do you mean?
nothing.  do we plant him on the outer circle or start a new one?	We're still not where we're going.
what say, louis?	Nothing.  Do we plant him on the outer circle or start a new one?
yes, but--	Then come on.
does she love the cat?	Yes, but--
but--	Does she love the cat?
it's going to be dark before we even get where we're going, louis. but we can do it...and we're going to.	But--
jud, this is crazy. it's going to be almost dark before we get back.	It's going to be dark before we even get where we're going, Louis. But we can do it...and we're going to.
maybe when they call i'll just tell ellie i haven't seen the damn cat around. you know?	Jud, this is crazy. It's going to be almost dark before we get back.
no need to apologize.	Maybe when they call I'll just tell Ellie I haven't seen the damn cat around. You know?
i don't know.	Seems like you told me about a promise you made--
going to tell ellie?	I don't know.
you going to bury him in the pet sematary?	Going to tell Ellie?
bagged cat. what a mess.	You going to bury him in the Pet Sematary?
yes.	Bagged cat. What a mess.
loved that cat pretty well, didn't she?	Yes.
ellie will, though. she'll suffer plenty.	Loved that cat pretty well, didn't she?
i'm sorry. at least it don't look like he suffered.	Ellie will, though. She'll suffer plenty.
it's church.	I'm sorry. At least it don't look like he suffered.
church? oh. oh, jesus.	It's Church.
well, there's a dead cat over here on the edge of my lawn, louis. i think it might be your daughter's.	Church? Oh. Oh, Jesus.
for ellie's birthday, yes. i didn't go because her old man thinks i'm a shit and the feeling is heartily re- ciprocated...they'll be back tomorrow night. jud, what's this about?	Well, there's a dead cat over here on the edge of my lawn, Louis. I think it might be your daughter's.
did you tell me rachel took the kids back to chicago for a few days?	For Ellie's birthday, yes. I didn't go because her old man thinks I'm a shit and the feeling is heartily re- ciprocated...they'll be back tomorrow night. Jud, what's this about?
my wife is not crazy about cemeteries of any kind. as you may have noticed.	Me neither. But I believe in knowing your enemy.
no--not right out loud. their stones speak...or their markers. even if the marker ain't nothing but a tin can someone wrote on with a magic marker, it speaks. ain't that so, louis?	I think it is so, Ellie.
i can hardly read these.	Ayuh--they get older as you go toward the middle.  Pete LaVasseur's dog is buried there...  the Stoppard boys' racing pigeon that Missus Cowley's cat got...and I think that's the cat himself right there, although it's been so many years I can't tell for sure.  Missy Ellen! Come over here just a minute!
not yet...how much further is it?	Aw, you'll be okay. Less than a mile.
nope. the micmac indians. what's up ahead is all that's left of their tribal lands.	Not yet...how much further is it?
who owns the woods up ahead? paper companies?	Nope. The Micmac Indians. What's up ahead is all that's left of their tribal lands.
you folks ready to go on?	Sure.
that road--and those orinco trucks-- are the two main reasons it's there.	What's at the end of it?
the one that goes into the woods--sure.	That road--and those Orinco trucks-- are the two main reasons it's there.
i like rock and roll. no...i guess that's too mild. i love it. since my ears started to die out on me, it's the only music i can really hear. and since my wife died...i dunno, some- times a little rock and roll fills up night. not always, but sometimes.  one more time--welcome to ludlow. hope your time here will be a happy one.	The one that goes into the woods--sure.
nice.	I like rock and roll. No...I guess that's too mild. I love it. Since my ears started to die out on me, it's the only music I can really hear. And since my wife died...I dunno, some- times a little rock and roll fills up night. Not always, but sometimes.  One more time--welcome to Ludlow. Hope your time here will be a happy one.
what?	The Eat A Peach album. God, they were good before drugs and bad luck caught up with them. Listen to this, Louis.
allman brothers.	What?
what were you listening to?	Allman Brothers.
ain't it just? the man who invented beer, louis, that man was having a prime day for himself.	What were you listening to?
god, that's fine.	Ain't it just? The man who invented beer, Louis, that man was having a prime day for himself.
good for you.	God, that's fine.
not at all.	Good for you.
you need a glass?	Not at all.
movin' in's mighty thirsty work. i usually sit out on my porch of an evening and pour a couple of beers over m'dinner. come on over and join me, if you want.	Well, maybe I----
hey--they actually found the place!	Movin' in's mighty thirsty work. I usually sit out on my porch of an evening and pour a couple of beers over m'dinner. Come on over and join me, if you want.
timmy baterman. that was wrong.	Don't talk like an asshole even if you are just a bit of underdone potato or a blot of mustard.
i'll tell you where the ground is sour--the ground in my heart is sour. let me tell you something else, vic-baby: wrong is wrong.	Timmy Baterman. That was wrong.
the door must not be opened. the barrier must not be crossed.	You don't understand--
leave me alone!	Remember.
the power of this place is old and always restless. sometimes the dead do more than speak. remember, doc.	Leave me alone!
please, i want to wake up. leave me alone. it's not my fault you died; you were as good as dead when they brought you in--	The power of this place is old and always restless. Sometimes the dead do more than speak. Remember, doc.
the door must not be opened. the barrier must not be crossed. don't go on, doc. no matter how much you feel you have to. there's more power here than you know.	Please, I want to wake up. Leave me alone. It's not my fault you died; you were as good as dead when they brought you in--
i want to wake up. i want to wake up, that's all. i--	The door must not be opened. The barrier must not be crossed. Don't go on, doc. No matter how much you feel you have to. There's more power here than you know.
louis, are you sure?	I'm sure.
i told you last night--this can be the start of patching things up with your folks. if something good doesn't come of gage's death, i think i'll go crazy.	Louis, are you sure?
oh louis, i just don't know about this--	I told you last night--this can be the start of patching things up with your folks. If something good doesn't come of Gage's death, I think I'll go crazy.
you better get going, hon.	Oh Louis, I just don't know about this--
i'm going to try to do better.	You're doing fine.
yes, i guess i do.	I'm going to try to do better.
not by me, it isn't. i know how badly i acted, how unfair i was. it's just that i..you know.	Yes, I guess I do.
that's forgotten.	Not by me, it isn't. I know how badly I acted, how unfair I was. It's just that I..you know.
i'm sorry i couldn't go with you to missy's funeral. and that i blew up when we went to that silly animal graveyard.	That's forgotten.
i thought maybe you did. i know you don't approve of the subject being raised--	That's not true. The subject scares me. Because of Zelda.
i heard you tonight.	I thought maybe you did. I know you don't approve of the subject being raised--
i got eggs down here!	Good d--
getting there.	I got eggs down here!
thank you, louis.	Oh, you're welcome. Only if some- thing should go wrong while he's under the gas--it's a one-in-a-thousand shot, but it happens--you explain to her.
well, honey...you know that...	Don't shilly-shally, Louis. Give the little girl her promise.
and church will be fine.	Well, honey...you know that...
you'll be fine, ellie. now you can be excused. go and wash your face.	And Church will be fine.
i know what you just said. ellie, clear your place.	You'll be fine, Ellie. Now you can be excused. Go and wash your face.
i just said--	I know what you just said. Ellie, clear your place.
that's enough of that kind of talk!	I just said--
according to what mr. crandall says, the road's a lot more dangerous than the operation. church will be just the same. well--almost the same--and we won't have to worry about him getting turned into catburgers by one of those damn orinco trucks.	That's enough of that kind of talk!
don't be silly. church is not going to die.	According to what Mr. Crandall says, the road's a lot more dangerous than the operation. Church will be just the same. Well--almost the same--and we won't have to worry about him getting turned into catburgers by one of those damn Orinco trucks.
jesus, rachel, what's got into you?	Do you think I didn't hear her tonight, crying as if her heart would break? Here she is thinking Church is going to die.
it was that place. that creepy cemetery up in the woods. whatever disease the kids in this town have got, i don't want ellie to catch it.	Jesus, Rachel, what's got into you?
she was a little over-excited, that's all. poor kid.	It was that place. That creepy cemetery up in the woods. Whatever disease the kids in this town have got, I don't want Ellie to catch it.
she's finally asleep.	She was a little over-excited, that's all. Poor kid.
i think it's rather extraordinary.	Extraordinarily morbid, maybe.
my god!	It's beautiful!
---and you'll end up doing a free consultation on his arthritis or urinary problems and---	Did you see his shirt?
well, i've got a million questions about the area, and---	---and you'll end up doing a free consultation on his arthritis or urinary problems and---
you're not really going over to have a beer with that old guy, are you?	Well, I've got a million questions about the area, and---
yes--i know. this path, louis? where does it go?	I don't have the slightest idea. When I saw the house, this field was under four feet of snow.
the movers--	Yes--I know. This path, Louis? Where does it go?
thank you. thank you so much.	Yes--thanks. I'm Louis Creed.
gage's gone!	Jesus, the road!
and buckaroo banzai.	Come on--let's parole 'em.
let her go. it's cool.	Louis, the house is beautiful.
aye, aye, sir!	Mr. Gibbs, organize a cleaning detail -- you and Cotton.  I want every inch of the Pearl spic-and- span and ship-shape!
anamaria, trim the mainsail!	Aye, aye, sir!
how does he do that?	They'll be anchored on the lee side.  Haul your wind, and keep to the weather of the island --
you'll get it back.  or one better.	I will.
that boat is my livelihood!	You'll get it back.  Or one better.
safe!  at port royal.  with the royal navy.	That boat is my livelihood!
my dory.  the jolly mon.  where is it?	Safe!  At Port Royal.  With the Royal Navy.
you stole my boat.	AnaMaria!  Have you seen Gibbs?  I need to put together --
hah.  ten years you carried that pistol, and you end up wasting your shot.	He didn't waste it.
no!  you gave your word!	Quite, boy, or you'll lose your tongue.  Those as know me know I wouldn't cross my word, and bring down bad luck on the ship.  I agreed to set them free.  I didn't when ... nor where.
you must swear by the holy bible.	Eh?  You have my word, then -- on the Good Book, I do swear, and the Lord spare my worthless soul.
we got that part.  anything else?	And Jack.  And the crew.  Free and unharmed.  If you agree ... then ... I will remain with you.
elizabeth goes free!	We got that part.  Anything else?
enough of that!  name your terms.	Elizabeth goes free!
you've got one shot -- and we can't die.	You can't.  I can.
she.  goes.  free.	You've got one shot -- and we can't die.
what's in your head, boy?	She.  Goes.  Free.
so what now, jack sparrow?  are we to be two immortals, locked in epic battle until the trumpets of judgement day?	Or you could surrender.
just so you know, jack -- i don't think you're that clever.  i think you're a fool.  a mortal fool.	Remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
there's ... another exit?	Aye, for us there is.
now, you can take care of the dauntless, right?	Men!  Are you up for it?
that so?	Aye.  See, after you're done with the Royal Navy, you'll have a bit of a problem: the H.M.S. Dauntless. There you'll be, with two lovely ships on your hands, and what to do?  Of course you'll decide you deserve the bigger one, and who's to argue?  The Dauntless a first- rate ship-of-line, and with it, you can rule the seas.  But if you're Captain of the Dauntless, who's left for the Black Pearl?
the situation has changed.	That so?
i can't help wondering, jack, why you're being so helpful and all? last time you did that, it didn't end well for you.	The situation has changed.
like after you've killed ... every ... last ... one ... of norrington's men.	I can't help wondering, Jack, why you're being so helpful and all? Last time you did that, it didn't end well for you.
you've no hope of surviving norrington's attack ... that is, if you're mortal.	What're you suggesting?
why don't i want to do this?	Because, right about now, the H.M.S. Dauntless is lying in wait in the harbor.
all right then.	Why don't I want to do this?
no, i really think i do.	All right then.
you can go to your grave not knowing.	That's fair.
so how did you get off that island, anyway?	You can go to your grave not knowing.
you'd best take a swim, jack.	The last time you do this, you left me a pistol, with one shot.
someone needs to cut these bonds, then.	You'd best take a swim, Jack.
now, jack.  that reef is less than a league distant.  it's a square deal all around, and you can't hope for better.	Someone needs to cut these bonds, then.
it's pure evil to make a captain walk the plank of his own ship, twice in one lifetime.  no good can come of it.	Now, Jack.  That reef is less than a league distant.  It's a square deal all around, and you can't hope for better.
i'll watch my back.	Bosun!  Set up Mr. Sparrow's quarters, nice and fine ... in the brig.  Meaning no disrespect, of course.
that fool woman took it.  you be careful around her, jack -- she's pretty enough, she'll steal your heart -- but pure evil inside.	I'll watch my back.
what -- you don't have the medallion?	That fool woman took it.  You be careful around her, Jack -- she's pretty enough, she'll steal your heart -- but pure evil inside.
see, that's where we're different. i trust you ... to do what it takes to get what you want.	You're playing this as close to the edge as any man, I'll give you that.  We might just have to sign articles, you and I.  Jack, you're a pirate at heart, that's certain.
jack, i don't trust you, and that's a fact.  never trust a smiling man, you can lay to that.	See, that's where we're different. I trust you ... to do what it takes to get what you want.
let's say i tell you the wrong person.  what would you do?	Track you down and --
you're setting me up for a double cross, you with the ship, and me with nothing more than your word!	Let's say I tell you the wrong person.  What would you do?
wait as long as you like.	You're setting me up for a double cross, you with the ship, and me with nothing more than your word!
blast you!  i'll throw you in prison.	Wait as long as you like.
you left me on a desert island -- what worse can you do?	Blast you!  I'll throw you in prison.
i'll torture it out of you.	You left me on a desert island -- what worse can you do?
you see, i've got this honest streak in me -- in its own way, a sort of curse.  oh, and there's the fact that you have no choice.	I'll torture it out of you.
that's right.	I'm supposed to ... trust you?
that's your offer?  you, sailing away nice and pretty with the black pearl, and all i have is a name?	That's right.
you give me the pearl.  then i tell you who you need.	That's your offer?  You, sailing away nice and pretty with the Black Pearl, and all I have is a name?
the pearl?  oh, that's fine.  and just how do you expect this to work?	You give me the Pearl.  Then I tell you who you need.
simple.  i have something you won't more than anything.  the way to free you from the curse of the treasure.  you have something i want -- more than anything.	The Pearl?  Oh, that's fine.  And just how do you expect this to work?
allow me the humor of listening to your terms.	Simple.  I have something you won't more than anything.  The way to free you from the curse of the treasure.  You have something I want -- more than anything.
say the name, or i slit your throat.	No you won't.
i know whose blood you need, to end the curse.	Say the name, or I slit your throat.
do you believe him?	No.  But him I believe.  He us genuinely angry.
turner blood doesn't flow pure in his veins.  best play it safe, and spill it all.	I guess there is a reason to fret.
no reason to fret.  it's just a prick of the finger and a few drops of blood.	Turner blood doesn't flow pure in his veins.  Best play it safe, and spill it all.
that's proper, sir, according to the code.	By the powers, you're right!  Where's Jack's pistol?  Who's got it?  Bring it forward!
looks like your back to having nothing to offer.	And he's got Old Bill's courage. A curse on him, and you!
now?	Now.  No, don't kill him.
agreed.  you have my word, as a gentleman of fortune --	Will -- you can't trust him.
the curse drove you to gather this?	Aye.  And not a bit of it any use to us, only hoarded.  But it will drive us no longer.
it's a pirate medallion.	It's a piece of the treasure of Isla de Muerta.
do you not know what this is, then?	It's a pirate medallion.
would that i could.	Do you not know what this is, then?
then why aren't you eating?	Would that I could.
oh, there would be no sense in killing you, miss turner.	Then why aren't you eating?
dare i ask the fate of it previous owner?	Now, none of that.  Please dig in.
maid or not, it fits you.	Dare I ask the fate of it previous owner?
can i trust you?	It's you who invoked the parlay! Believe me, Miss, you'd best hand it over, now ... or these be the last friendly words you'll hear!
no, no, nothing like that.  very well.  you hand that over, we'll put your town to our rudder and ne'er return.	Can I trust you?
of course.  i didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.	No, no, nothing like that.  Very well.  You hand that over, we'll put your town to our rudder and ne'er return.
and how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that?  a family heirloom, perhaps?	Of course.  I didn't steal it, if that's what you mean.
thank you, sir.	And how does a maid come to own a trinket such as that?  A family heirloom, perhaps?
you've got sand, for a maid.	Thank you, sir.
elizabeth --  turner.  i'm a maid in the governor's household.	You've got sand, for a maid.
you have a name, missy?	Elizabeth --  Turner.  I'm a maid in the governor's household.
because it's what you're searching for.  you've been searching for it for years.  i recognize this ship. i saw it eight years ago, when we made the crossing from england.	Did you, now?
my holds are bursting with swag. that bit of shine matters to me ... why?	Because it's what you're searching for.  You've been searching for it for years.  I recognize this ship. I saw it eight years ago, when we made the crossing from England.
i'll drop it!	My holds are bursting with swag. That bit of shine matters to me ... Why?
very well.	I'll drop it!
i am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.  means 'no.'	Very well.
i want you to leave.  and never come back.	I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request.  Means 'No.'
there was a lot of long words in there, miss, and we're not but humble pirates.  what is it you want?	I want you to leave.  And never come back.
captain barbossa ... i have come to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against port royal.	There was a lot of long words in there, miss, and we're not but humble pirates.  What is it you want?
my apologies, miss.  as you were saying, before you were so rudely interrupted?	Captain Barbossa ... I have come to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
that would hardly be proper.	Well, I am not going to stay hidden in some cabin, or I suppose it's going to be heaving bosoms and bare for the remainder of the voyage!
then i can wear men's clothing.	That would hardly be proper.
you may seclude yourself in my cabin.  i'm afraid we do not have any ladies' clothing aboard.	Then I can wear men's clothing.
what?	I know where your heart truly lies.
elizabeth, i hereby withdraw my proposal.	What?
i am to understand that you will accept my marriage proposal on the condition i rescue mr. turner?	Not as a condition -- a request.
commodore, i beg you -- please do this ... for me.  as a wedding gift.	I am to understand that you will accept my marriage proposal on the condition I rescue Mr. Turner?
your father is frantic with worry. our mission was to rescue you and return home.  that is what we shall do.  mr. turner's fate is regrettable.  but so was his decision to engage in piracy.	Commodore, please!
no.  the pirates have taken will --	Your father is frantic with worry. Our mission was to rescue you and return home.  That is what we shall do.  Mr. Turner's fate is regrettable.  But so was his decision to engage in piracy.
you're speaking up for him again?	He can locate Isla de Muerta -- but I doubt he'll be willing to help us from the brig.
commodore, you can't do that!	You're speaking up for him again?
elizabeth, i'm relieved you're safe.  clap him in irons.  and behind his back this time.	Commodore, you can't do that!
on his heels!  gillette, bring a squad down from the fort!  elizabeth, are you --	Yes, I'm all right, I'm fine!  Go capture him.
commodore, i must protest.  pirate or not, this man saved my life.	One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness.
i can't breathe.	I'm a bit nervous, myself --
i apologize if i seem forward -- but i must speak my mind.  this promotion confirms that i have accomplished the goals i set for myself in my career.  but it also casts into sharp relief that which i have not achieved.  the thing all men most require: a marriage to a fine woman.  you have become a fine woman, elizabeth.	I can't breathe.
his name is will turner -- that's all i found out.	Very good.
did he speak?	His name is Will Turner -- that's all I found out.
boy overboard!	Fetch a hook -- haul him out of there!
man overboard!	Boy overboard!
i think it would be rather exciting to meet a pirate.	Think again, Miss Swann. Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag, or wears a pirate brand, gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.
elizabeth, this is hardly appropriate --	About the day we met. Do you remember?
i'm told that dress is the very latest fashion in london.	Women in London must have learned to not breathe.
difficult ... to say.	I'm told that dress is the very latest fashion in London.
i knew it.	Or, rather, Commodore Norrington ... a fine gentleman, don't you think?  He fancies you, you know.
captain norrington's promotion ceremony.	I knew it.
ceremony?	Captain Norrington's promotion ceremony.
although ... i did think you could wear it to the ceremony today.	Ceremony?
is an occasion necessary for a father to dote upon his daughter with gifts?	Although ... I did think you could wear it to the ceremony today.
it's -- beautiful. may i inquire as to the occasion?	Is an occasion necessary for a father to dote upon his daughter with gifts?
elizabeth? is everything all right? are you decent?	Yes -- yes.
and that's what concerns me. elizabeth, we will be landing in port royal soon, and beginning our new lives. wouldn't it be wonderful if we comport ourselves as befits our class and station?	Yes, father.
actually, i find it all fascinating.	And that's what concerns me. Elizabeth, we will be landing in Port Royal soon, and beginning our new lives. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we comport ourselves as befits our class and station?
tell the captain that i am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.	He said you say that!  He also said if that be the case, you'll be dining with the crew, and you'll be naked.
you'll be dining with the captain, and he requests you wear this.	Tell the captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request.
if an adversary demands parlay, you can do them no harm until the parlay is complete.	It would appear, so do you.
i know the code.	If an adversary demands parlay, you can do them no harm until the parlay is complete.
parlay!  i invoke the right of parlay!  according to the code of the brethern, set down by the pirates morgan and bartholomew, you must take me to your captain!	I know the code.
what?	Parlay!  I invoke the right of parlay!  According to the Code of the Brethern, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew, you must take me to your Captain!
it doesn't!	-- but that was not a proper kiss.
elizabeth, i think it doesn't matter that we are of a different class --	It doesn't!
there.  and don't you dare tell me that wasn't a proper kiss!	Elizabeth, I think it doesn't matter that we are of a different class --
i can't believe he would make such a sacrifice for us.	I guess you can never truly know someone else's heart.
-- then we never would have met.	I can't believe he would make such a sacrifice for us.
if i had known --	-- then we never would have met.
to keep it away from them?  no pirate would sail to london, for fear of execution dock.	If I had known --
why would my father send this to me?	To keep it away from them?  No pirate would sail to London, for fear of Execution Dock.
i'm glad we got here in time.	Truthfully -- you were a bit late.
will, how many times must i ask you to call me 'elizabeth'?	At least once more, Miss Swann. As always.
i could never forget it, miss swann.	Will, how many times must I ask you to call me 'Elizabeth'?
i have a plan.  if it succeeds, then any battle will be decidedly brief ... and one-sided.	What's your plan?
these men will be facing an enemy that seemingly cannot be killed.	I have a plan.  If it succeeds, then any battle will be decidedly brief ... and one-sided.
exactly.	These men will be facing an enemy that seemingly cannot be killed.
he might delay the rescue ... and that would be too late.	Exactly.
nor did you, i noticed.	He might delay the rescue ... and that would be too late.
you didn't tell commodore norrington everything.	Nor did you, I noticed.
you -- you burned up the island, for a one-time chance at being spotted?	Exactly.
that signal is over a thousand feet high, which means it can be seen for two hundred leagues in every direction.  the entire royal navy is out to sea looking for me -- do you think there is even a chance they could miss it?	You -- you burned up the island, for a one-time chance at being spotted?
one, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into scoundrels. two --	That signal is over a thousand feet high, which means it can be seen for two hundred leagues in every direction.  The entire Royal Navy is out to sea looking for me -- do you think there is even a chance they could miss it?
why?	One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into scoundrels. Two --
yes, the rum is gone.	Why?
what are you doing?  you've burned our food, the shade -- the rum!	Yes, the rum is gone.
to the black pearl.	What are you doing?  You've burned our food, the shade -- the rum!
to freedom.	To the Black Pearl.
we've got a few bottles left ... and we've yet to tap the kegs.	To freedom.
mr. sparrow!  i'm not sure i've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.	We've got a few bottles left ... and we've yet to tap the kegs.
ah, well ... the company is better than last time.  and the scenery has definitely improved.	Mr. Sparrow!  I'm not sure I've had enough rum to allow that kind of talk.
jack, it must be so terrible for you, to be trapped here on this island, all over again.	Ah, well ... the company is better than last time.  And the scenery has definitely improved.
when i get the black pearl back, i'm going to teach it to the whole crew, and we'll sing it all the time!	You'll be positively the most fearsome pirates to sail the Spanish Main.
well, perhaps ... with a bit more to drink, i might ...	More to drink!
now i must hear this song.  an authentic pirate song.  have at it.	Well, perhaps ... with a bit more to drink, I might ...
that was before i met one, of course.	Now I must hear this song.  An authentic pirate song.  Have at it.
oh, no ... it's silly.  back in england we didn't know a thing about pirates, really.  they seemed so romantic and daring --	That was before I met one, of course.
i know a lot of songs about pirates, but none i'd teach a child.  let's hear it.	Oh, no ... it's silly.  Back in England we didn't know a thing about pirates, really.  They seemed so romantic and daring --
nothing ... it's nothing.  just ... i'm reminded of a song i learned as a child.  a song about pirates.	I know a lot of songs about pirates, but none I'd teach a child.  Let's hear it.
what?  what was that?  something funny, miss swann? share, please.	Nothing ... it's nothing.  Just ... I'm reminded of a song I learned as a child.  A song about pirates.
drink up me hearties, yo ho ...	What?  What was that?  Something funny, Miss Swann? Share, please.
don't be thinking i'm happy about this, elizabeth.  but i see no use in wailing and gnashing my teeth over that which i can do nothing about.	Not when you can drink instead, at least.
you're right.  here's luck to you, will turner.	Don't be thinking I'm happy about this, Elizabeth.  But I see no use in wailing and gnashing my teeth over that which I can do nothing about.
a month?  will doesn't have a month!  we've got to do something to help him!	You're right.  Here's luck to you, Will Turner.
you should look at our contretemps this way: we've got shade trees, thank the lord.  we've got some food on the trees, thank the lord again.  and we've got rum, praise the lord.  we can stay alive a month, maybe more.  keep a weather eye open for passing ships, and our chances are fair.	A month?  Will doesn't have a month!  We've got to do something to help him!
welcome to the caribbean, love.	You should look at our contretemps this way: we've got shade trees, thank the Lord.  We've got some food on the trees, thank the Lord again.  And we've got rum, praise the Lord.  We can stay alive a month, maybe more.  Keep a weather eye open for passing ships, and our chances are fair.
so that's it?  that's the secret grand adventure of the infamous jack sparrow?  you spent three days on the beach drinking rum?	Welcome to the Caribbean, love.
last time, i was here a grand total of three days.  last time, the rumrunners who used this island as a cache came by, and i bartered passage off.  but from the looks of this, they've been out of business, and so that won't be happening again.  we probably have your friend norrington to thank for that.	So that's it?  That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow?  You spent three days on the beach drinking rum?
but ... you did it before!  last time --	Last time, I was here a grand total of three days.  Last time, the rumrunners who used this island as a cache came by, and I bartered passage off.  But from the looks of this, they've been out of business, and so that won't be happening again.  We probably have your friend Norrington to thank for that.
it won't.  it won't, and so we won't.	But ... you did it before!  Last time --
what?  what's wrong?  how will this help us get off the island?	It won't.  It won't, and so we won't.
captain sparrow!  we have to get off this island -- immediately!	Don't be thinking I'm not already working on it.
has it changed since the last time you were here?	The trees are taller.
come on!	No.  This won't work.  I'll stay behind, and fight them. You go on.
you're in league with barbossa!	No, I'm -- rescuing you.
me!	You're in league with Barbossa!
you?!	Me!
you are despicable.	I saved your life; now you've saved mine.  We're square.
miss swann.	Miss Swann, if you'll be so kind?
how did you get off the island?	Ah, that's a dark and unpleasant tale, best left untold.
what's in your head to put you in such a fine mood?	We're catching up!
she can hold a bit longer.	What's in your head to put you in such a fine mood?
we'd best drop canvas, sir!	She can hold a bit longer.
kid's a bit of a stick, isn't he?	That he is.
not if the fool has something barbossa wants.  something he needs.	And you've got that, have you?
a fool's errand.	Not if the fool has something Barbossa wants.  Something he needs.
aye, and that's why i know where it's going to be, and that's why i know what barbossa is up to.  all i need is a crew.	A fool's errand.
jack, it's a fool's errand: you've heard the tales they tell about the pearl.	Aye, and that's why I know where it's going to be, and that's why I know what Barbossa is up to.  All I need is a crew.
i'm going after the black pearl. i know where it's going to be, and i'm going to take it.	Jack, it's a fool's errand: You've heard the tales they tell about the Pearl.
say again?	I'm going after the Black Pearl. I know where it's going to be, and I'm going to take it.
oh, there's a hard tale, jack. most of the decent pirates in town won't sail with you -- seem to think you're a jinx.	Now where, I wonder, would they have gotten that idea?
first -- have you found me a crew?	Oh, there's a hard tale, Jack. Most of the decent pirates in town won't sail with you -- seem to think you're a jinx.
make it last, then.  now, what's the nature of this venture of yours?	First -- have you found me a crew?
well, fortunately, i know how to counter it.  the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, and the man who was sleeping it drinks it while listening to a proposition.	Aye, that'll about do it.
curse you for breathing, you slack- jawed idiot.  mother's love, jack, you know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping.  it's bad luck!	Well, fortunately, I know how to counter it.  The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink, and the man who was sleeping it drinks it while listening to a proposition.
we can at least fight -- we might be able to kill a few--	Will -- it'll go worse for us -- for Elizabeth, especially -- if we fight.
that we are.	We can at least fight -- we might be able to kill a few--
we're not going to just surrender!	That we are.
it's a signal.  if we resist, it won't just be death.  there'll be torture as well.	We're not going to just surrender!
jack gave hisself up for the sake of his loyal crew.  he was marooned on an island, left there to die.	How did he get off the island?
ah -- he's learned, then.  plays things more close to the vest. see, jack was a cartographer, back in old england.  somehow he came by the money to commission the pearl. hired himself a crew, promised each man an equal share.  so, they're forty days out, and the first mate says, everything's an equal share, that should mean the location of the island, too.  so jack gave up the bearings.  that night, there was a mutiny.	Jack gave hisself up for the sake of his loyal crew.  He was marooned on an island, left there to die.
what?  he never told me that.	Ah -- he's learned, then.  Plays things more close to the vest. See, Jack was a cartographer, back in Old England.  Somehow he came by the money to commission the Pearl. Hired himself a crew, promised each man an equal share.  So, they're forty days out, and the First Mate says, everything's an equal share, that should mean the location of the island, too.  So Jack gave up the bearings.  That night, there was a mutiny.
i'll tell lee.  now, jack sparrow has an honest streak in him, and that's where the whole problem starts.  this was when he was captain of the black pearl --	What?  He never told me that.
really?  so ... what's the story on the pistol?	I'll tell lee.  Now, Jack Sparrow has an honest streak in him, and that's where the whole problem starts.  This was when he was Captain of the Black Pearl --
now, lad, just because it don't point north don't mean it don't work.  that compass gives bearings to the isla de muerta, wherever it may lay.	Really?  So ... what's the story on the pistol?
how do we expect to find an island no one can find -- with a compass that doesn't work?	Now, lad, just because it don't point north don't mean it don't work.  That compass gives bearings to the Isla de Muerta, wherever it may lay.
blast it, i'm already awake!	I know.  That was for the smell.
sir!  shall i break out the cannons?	I don't think that will be necessary.
all the men in place, sir.  ready to fire.	Wait for my order -- what the blazes is that?
hands!  come about!  jackets off the cannons!  we are to fire on our own ship?	Better to see it at the bottom of the sea than in the hands of a pirate.
we need only to come about, to put them in range of the long nines.	Hands!  Come about!  Jackets off the cannons!  We are to fire on our own ship?
the wind is quarter from astern ... by the time we're underway, we'll never catch them.	We need only to come about, to put them in range of the long nines.
raise the sails.	The wind is quarter from astern ... by the time we're underway, we'll never catch them.
agreed.  you have the momentary advantage, sir.  but i will see you smile from the yard arm, sir.	As likely as not.  Will, short up the anchor, we've got ourselves a ship!
fine by me.  we brought you a nice little boat, so you can all get back to shore, safe and sound.	Agreed.  You have the momentary advantage, sir.  But I will see you smile from the yard arm, sir.
sir, i'll not see any of my men killed or wounded in this foolish enterprise.	Fine by me.  We brought you a nice little boat, so you can all get back to shore, safe and sound.
we'll see about that.	Sir, I'll not see any of my men killed or wounded in this foolish enterprise.
you understand this ship cannot be crewed by only two men.  you'll never make it out of the bay.	We'll see about that.
dead serious.	You understand this ship cannot be crewed by only two men.  You'll never make it out of the bay.
none?  very well.  you rumbled me. i confess: i intend to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in tortuga, and go on the account, do a little honest pirating.	I said, no lies.
what's your name?	Smith.
oh, the dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough -- but there's no ship that can match the interceptor for speed.	That so?  I've heard of one, supposed to be fast, neigh uncatchable ... the Black Pearl?
that's a fine goal, i'm sure ... but it seems to me a ship like that --  -- makes this one here just a wee superflous.	Oh, the Dauntless is the power in these waters, true enough -- but there's no ship that can match the Interceptor for speed.
no ... somone has to make sure this dock stays off-limits to civilians.	This must be some important boat.
some sort of to-do up at the fort, eh?  you two weren't invited?	No ... somone has to make sure this dock stays off-limits to civilians.
sorry, i didn't know.	Some sort of to-do up at the fort, eh?  You two weren't invited?
this dock is off-limits to civilians.	Sorry, I didn't know.
i'll be at the wheel myself.	I'll slip in, talk them into to come out, and you'll be free to blow holy high heaven the whole lot of them.
that chart i drew up'll get you past the reefs.  if you're steersman's good enough, that is.	I'll be at the wheel myself.
i knew you'd listen to reason!	That chart I drew up'll get you past the reefs.  If you're steersman's good enough, that is.
nothing i wouldn't be please to be rid of.	I knew you'd listen to reason!
they left me stranded.  twice. what have you got to lose?	Nothing I wouldn't be please to be rid of.
you would do that?	They left me stranded.  Twice. What have you got to lose?
funny, i was thinking along those lines.  how about you let me go in alone, and while you're setting up an ambush, i'll trick the pirates out to you.	You would do that?
i don't like the situation, mister sparrow.  the island is riddled with caves.  i will not put my men at a disadvantage.	Funny, I was thinking along those lines.  How about you let me go in alone, and while you're setting up an ambush, I'll trick the pirates out to you.
norrington, think about it ... the black pearl, its captain and crew ... the last pirate threat in the caribbean.  how can you pass that up?	By remembering that I serve others, not only myself.
we had time to get to know each other.	We are bound for Port Royal, not Isla de Muerta.
but it seems to be enough to condemn him.	Indeed.
taking stock: you've got a pistol with only one shot, a compass that doesn't point north ... and no ship.  you are without a doubt the worst pirate i have ever heard of.	Ah, but you have heard of me.
well, well... jack sparrow, isn't it?	Captain Jack Sparrow.  If you please.
well, you're the worst pirate i've ever heard of.  you're a man who can be trusted, who can be counted on, and who can't betray his friends.  what kind of pirate is that?	The worst.  On the other hand, maybe I'm a man who can't pass up a chance for revenge against the black-hearted bastard who stole my ship and left me to die in the middle of the ocean -- twice! -- and who knows how to get what he wants.  Now that's a great pirate.
jack!	-- and its guns and crew will cut you and your men to pieces the moment you step outside these caves.
are you certain this is the right way?	It's the right way.
don't talk.  these caves magnify sound.  just follow me.	Are you certain this is the right way?
jack!	Don't talk.  These caves magnify sound.  Just follow me.
do you have any idea where you're going?	Jack!
will -- don't do anything stupid! don't say anything stupid --	My name is Will Turner, the son of Bootstrap Bill Turner.  His blood runs in my veins.  You need my blood.  And on my word I will pull this trigger, and sink all the way down to Davy Jones' Locker!
are you sure?  jack -- this is not something you have to do.	I'm sure.  When you've led the kind of life that I have, there are debts that must be paid.  Maybe I can balance the scales a little.
go to the opposite end of the island, and signal the ship.  i'll keep 'em busy.	Are you sure?  Jack -- this is not something you have to do.
i'll lead them away.	Go to the opposite end of the island, and signal the ship.  I'll keep 'em busy.
no.	I'll lead them away.
miss swann!  we're here to rescue you!  it's going badly!	This way!
on what?	On whether the stories are all true.  If they are, that's a waterfall that spills over at high tide, with a short drop to an underground lagoon.  If not --
depends.	On what?
what's that?	Depends.
but i survived.  and i still have that single shot.  it's meant for one man.  my mutinous first mate--	Barbossa.
the pistol.  when a pirate is marooned, will, he's given a pistol with a single shot.  no good for hunting, or surviving, really.  but after three weeks of starvation and thrist -- the option of that pistol begins to look good.	But I survived.  And I still have that single shot.  It's meant for one man.  My mutinous first mate--
wait -- what about the pistol?	The pistol.  When a pirate is marooned, Will, he's given a pistol with a single shot.  No good for hunting, or surviving, really.  But after three weeks of starvation and thrist -- the option of that pistol begins to look good.
shut up, before you lose them all!	These are the only ones worth having.  And we're going to need them --
just do it quickly.	Don't worry.  I've already got a Quartermaster -- there!
tortuga?	Oh -- did I forget to mention that?
you didn't beat me.  you ignored the rule of engagement.  in a fair fight, i'd kill you.	Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair, is it?
put it away, will.  it's not worth getting beat again.	You didn't beat me.  You ignored the rule of engagement.  In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
my father -- was not -- a pirate!	Put it away, Will.  It's not worth getting beat again.
sure -- because he could always go pirating.	My father -- was not -- a pirate!
my father did not think of my mother -- his family -- as a burden.	Sure -- because he could always go pirating.
you think your father is the only man who ever lived the glasgow life, telling folk one thing, and then going off to do another? there's quite a few who come here, hoping to amass enough swag to ease the burdens of respectable life. and they're all 'merchant marines.'	My father did not think of my mother -- his family -- as a burden.
he was a merchant marine!  he was a respectable man who obeyed the law, and followed the rules--	You think your father is the only man who ever lived the Glasgow life, telling folk one thing, and then going off to do another? There's quite a few who come here, hoping to amass enough swag to ease the burdens of respectable life. And they're all 'merchant marines.'
figured you wouldn't want to hear it.	He was a merchant marine!  He was a respectable man who obeyed the law, and followed the rules--
it's not true my father was a pirate.	Figured you wouldn't want to hear it.
i swear, you look just like him.	It's not true my father was a pirate.
that's not true.	I swear, you look just like him.
good man.  good pirate.  and clever -- i never met anyone with as clever a mind and hands as him. when you were puzzling out that cell door, it was like seeing his twin.	That's not true.
'bootstrap?'	Good man.  Good pirate.  And clever -- I never met anyone with as clever a mind and hands as him. When you were puzzling out that cell door, it was like seeing his twin.
i knew him.  probably one of the few he knew him as william turner. most everyone just called him bill, or 'bootstrap' bill.	'Bootstrap?'
is that so?	My father.  William Turner?
i worked passage from england as a cabin boy.  after my mother passed, i came out here ... looking for my father.	Is that so?
for a man whose made an industry of avoiding boats, you're a quick study.	I worked passage from England as a cabin boy.  After my mother passed, I came out here ... looking for my father.
everybody stay calm.  we're taking over the ship!	Aye!  Avast!
remarkable how often those two traits coincide.	Everybody stay calm.  We're taking over the ship!
this is either crazy, or brilliant.	Remarkable how often those two traits coincide.
so's breaking a man out of jail. face it, will: you may say you'll never be a pirate, but you're off to a rip-roaring start.  my advice -- smile and enjoy it.	This is either crazy, or brilliant.
it's still against the law.	So's breaking a man out of jail. Face it, Will: you may say you'll never be a pirate, but you're off to a rip-roaring start.  My advice -- smile and enjoy it.
commandeer.  we're going to commandeer a ship.  nautical term.	It's still against the law.
we're going to steal a ship?  that ship?	Commandeer.  We're going to commandeer a ship.  Nautical term.
i haven't set foot off dry land since i was twelve, when the ship i was on exploded.  it's been a sound policy.	No worries there.  She's far more likely to rot out from under us.
come aboard.	I haven't set foot off dry land since I was twelve, when the ship I was on exploded.  It's been a sound policy.
i'd die for her.	Good.
my business, will.  as for your business -- one question, or there's no use going.  this girl -- what does she mean to you?  how far are you willing to go to save her?	I'd die for her.
why are brothering with that?	My business, Will.  As for your business -- one question, or there's no use going.  This girl -- what does she mean to you?  How far are you willing to go to save her?
we need to go!	Why are brothering with that?
not without my effects.	We need to go!
agreed.	Agreed!
how?  the key's run off.	I helped build these cells.  Those are hook-and-ring hinges.  The proper application of strength, the door'll lift free.  Just calls for the right lever and fulcrum ...
i can get you out of here.	How?  The key's run off.
so it is that you found a girl. well, if you're intending to brave all and hasten to her rescue and so win fair lady's heart, you'll have to do it alone.  i see no profit in it for me.	I can get you out of here.
never.  they took miss swann.	So it is that you found a girl. Well, if you're intending to brave all and hasten to her rescue and so win fair lady's heart, you'll have to do it alone.  I see no profit in it for me.
and you want to turn pirate yourself?	Never.  They took Miss Swann.
because you're a pirate.	And you want to turn pirate yourself?
why ask me?	Because you're a pirate.
the ship's real enough.  so its anchorage must be a real place. where is it?	Why ask me?
surely you've heard the stories? the black pearl sails from the dreaded isla de mureta ... an island that cannot be found -- except by those who already know where it is.	The ship's real enough.  So its anchorage must be a real place. Where is it?
where does it make berth?	Surely you've heard the stories? The Black Pearl sails from the dreaded Isla de Mureta ... an island that cannot be found -- except by those who already know where it is.
somewhat.	Where does it make berth?
are you familiar with that ship? the black pearl?	Somewhat.
move!	No.  I can not just step aside and let you escape.
no.	Move!
move away.	No.
pirate.	Move away.
you cheated.	Pirate.
i do.  and i practice with them. at least three hours a day.	You need to find yourself a girl.  Or maybe the reason you practice three hours a day is you've found one -- but can't get her?
who makes all these?	I do.  And I practice with them. At least three hours a day.
you threatened miss swann.	Only a little.
do you think this is wise, boy? crossing blades with a pirate?	You threatened Miss Swann.
ah.  then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record.  so if you'll excuse me ...	Do you think this is wise, boy? Crossing blades with a pirate?
i've made a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.	Ah.  Then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record.  So if you'll excuse me ...
you look familiar ... have i ever threatened you before?	I've made a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
mentioned it, is more what he did.	Still --
that jack sparrow ... he talked about the black pearl.	Mentioned it, is more what he did.
he may be.	If he were telling truth he wouldn't have told us.
he's not telling the truth.	He may be.
i think he's telling the truth.	He's not telling the truth.
what's your business in port royal, 'mr. smith'?	And no lies!
... no.	Like I said, there's no real ship as can match -- Hey!
oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails and therefore couldn't possibly be any ship other than the black pearl.  is that what you're saying?	... no.
but i've seen a ship with black sails.	Oh, and no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails and therefore couldn't possibly be any ship other than the Black Pearl.  Is that what you're saying?
no.	But I've seen a ship with black sails.
... no.	No.
you've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out?	... No.
yes, i have.	You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out?
you haven't seen it.	Yes, I have.
yes.	You haven't seen it.
you've seen the black pearl?	Yes.
yes.	You've seen the Black Pearl?
you've seen it?	Yes.
yes it is.  i've seen it.	You've seen it?
no, it's not.	Yes it is.  I've seen it.
the black pearl is a real ship.	No, it's not.
there's no *real* ship as can match the interceptor.	The Black Pearl is a real ship.
please.	Dammit, man, it appears someone is stealing your ship!
but --	Please.
a moment.	But --
commodore --	A moment.
well, she had a very taxing day... ghastly weather tonight.	Bleak.  Very bleak.
no.  she hasn't.	Well, she had a very taxing day... Ghastly weather tonight.
has my daughter given you an answer yet?	No.  She hasn't.
what happened here?	An explosion in the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed.
he's still breathing.	Where did he come from?
captain norrington... i appreciate your fervor, but i am concerned about the effect this subject will have on my daughter.	My apologies, Governor.
have you found dr. bright?	No.  The captain of the containment crew is closing down the main lab. He says the area has got to be evacuated.
dr. argon, everything's starting to come apart here.  you hired me to take care of these matters of security and i am trying, but elements are making my job impossible.	Have you found Dr. Bright?
speak.	Dr. Bright has escaped.
look, i don't mean to rain on everyone's ascension here, but we got a little problem.	Speak.
mr. sim, when you do locate him.  do not scare him off again.  just watch him.  i think you can handle that. right, mr. sim?	You got it, Dr. Argon.
how long do you leave him in there?	Until he's done.
what did you use?	A light mixture of oxygen, dioxide, and sodium pentothal.  He'll sleep, that's all.
what are you going to do to him?	Do?  Well, I suppose that depends on you.
i swear to you, argon, if you don't stop the meltdown that nanobot will be the last one i ever build.	Susan, I sense you are having difficulty understanding the situation you are presently in.  I ask that you keep in mind that I am ready to reduce an entire city to gelatin to get what I want.
how do you know we're not heading in the wrong direction?	I look behind us, I look to the past, to a world steeped in rot and decay.  I think of the Acropolis in another century reduced to little more than dust.  I see the faces of Rushmore eventually losing all distinction, and then I look at this...
this is our world, susan, and once you realize that, you will understand that the only place our path can end is on the throne of heaven.  science is the quest for divine perfection.	How do you know we're not heading in the wrong direction?
do you know what i see?  i see man making his own clouds.  i see man coloring his own sky, and like this garden it is a site that makes my heart sing.	This is our world, Susan, and once you realize that, you will understand that the only place our path can end is on the throne of heaven.  Science is the quest for divine perfection.
pollution?	Do you know what I see?  I see man making his own clouds.  I see man coloring his own sky, and like this garden it is a site that makes my heart sing.
i suppose you are going to tell me where it is going.	I ask you what is the purpose of science?  What is the point of all our relentless exploration, investigation and experimentation? It is to understand a single physical phenomenon, or to understand them all?  To cure one disease, or to cure every disease? If science is simply a means, what then is the end?
i brought you up here, dr. bright, because i want you to understand that we are on the path.  the only difference is that you are walking with your head down, afraid to look up, to see where the path is going.	I suppose you are going to tell me where it is going.
we will always love most that which we create.  don't you agree, susan?	Does that mean Oppenheimer loved the atomic bomb?
no, thank you.	You'll forgive me but all the excitement has left me extremely parched.  Poppy?
something to drink, dr. bright?	No, thank you.
come with me, susan.  i want to show you something.	Something to drink, Dr. Bright?
you can't mean that.	Come with me, Susan.  I want to show you something.
to be brutally honest with you, susan, as long as the nanobot does to me what it did to that idiot o'brien, i don't give a rat's ass about what happens after that.	You can't mean that.
but in another twenty-four hours the core meltdown will be beyond the stabilization period.  there will be no way to stop it.	To be brutally honest with you, Susan, as long as the nanobot does to me what it did to that idiot O'Brien, I don't give a rat's ass about what happens after that.
dr. bright, i don't have to do anything.	But in another twenty-four hours the core meltdown will be beyond the stabilization period.  There will be no way to stop it.
mr. sim i want you to return to dr. bright's.  i believe she is hiding something of ours there.	No.
if you think i would ever give you the nanobot after this, you are deluding yourself.	You don't have to give it to us because Dr. Nebbleman can just cut it out of him.
not anymore, mr. o'brien.  the nanobot has changed that.	If you think I would ever give you the nanobot after this, you are deluding yourself.
wheelchair accessible.	Dr. Argon, I demand an explanation.
you can't do this!  you owe me, o'brien.  i made you plastic!  i made you!	That's right.  And making me was the biggest mistake you ever made!
yeah, i'm going to finish what you started --	You can't do this!  You owe me, O'Brien.  I made you plastic!  I made you!
please, o'brien, don't do this to me!  i'll give you anything you want!	Yeah, I'm going to finish what you started --
you mean besides kicking your ass?!	You think you can use me to stop the meltdown.
i know what you're doing.	You mean besides kicking your ass?!
it remains to be seen who is the good guy and who is the bad guy. history is written by the victor.	The only history I'm gonna write is your obituary!
oh no.  you're not like me.  in fact, i'm betting you're the same greedy, remorseless, egomaniacal bad guy you always were.	It remains to be seen who is the good guy and who is the bad guy. History is written by the victor.
as you can see i am a new man, just like you.	Oh no.  You're not like me.  In fact, I'm betting you're the same greedy, remorseless, egomaniacal bad guy you always were.
ain't it.	As you can see I am a new man, just like you.
how apropos.	Ain't it.
i should kill you right now for what you did to me!	Maybe you should, but you can't.
the body is just another part of nature and ever since we gave up trees for central air, there has been nothing sacred about nature. nature is the enemy, mr. o'brien, and science is our greatest weapon against her.	You egomaniacs make me laugh. Nature's going to bury you like she buries everyone else.
poison?  i'm surprised at you.  you lack vision, mr. o'brien.	You're lacking a few things too: ethics, morals, common decency and, oh yeah, deodorant.
wow, that is one moving story.  take it easy on my heart strings.  now i really feel guilty complaining about you shooting me up with your poison.	Poison?  I'm surprised at you.  You lack vision, Mr. O'Brien.
... plastic.	Wow, that is one moving story.  Take it easy on my heart strings.  Now I really feel guilty complaining about you shooting me up with your poison.
i can explain it.  attempted murder wasn't enough for him.  he wants to add kidnapping to the charges.	If you'd like, we can go straight to the authorities.  I understand they are very interested in talking to you.
did i?  i've been waiting for that for years.	Not that.
did you feel that?	Did I?  I've been waiting for that for years.
if you loved me like i loved you?	Poppy, this is not the time!
poppy, please --	If you loved me like I loved you?
what i asked you earlier?	Poppy, please --
considering what?	What I asked you earlier?
i was wondering if you'd finished considering?	Considering what?
i'm so excited, icarus.	I was wondering if you'd finished considering?
it will be an ascension.	I'm so excited, Icarus.
this is what my entire life has been directed at, this moment, this threshold.	Okay, arms up, lean forward.
oh yes, icky.  i can feel it.	This is what my entire life has been directed at, this moment, this threshold.
can you feel it, poppy?  the presence of the moment?  can you feel the weight of its significance?	Oh yes, Icky.  I can feel it.
consideration?	If you honestly trust me, then you'll have to trust me.
i promise, my dear, i will give the matter some consideration.	Consideration?
icarus?	I promise, my dear, I will give the matter some consideration.
then you still love me?	Poppy, please, just tell me what you want.
yes.  yes, of course it is.	Then you still love me?
look at me, icarus!  look at my body.  i've done everything, changed anything you asked me to.  'we will always love most that which we create.'  is that still true?	Yes.  Yes, of course it is.
icarus, please!  this is important!	Look at me, Icarus!  Look at my body.  I've done everything, changed anything you asked me to.  'We will always love most that which we create.'  Is that still true?
why are there two ottomans?	Icarus, please!  This is important!
you know how i feel about you.  you know how much i need you.  how much i trust you.  i would do anything for you.	Why are there two ottomans?
poppy, are you in one of your moods again?	No, Icky, this is real.
do you think she loves him?	She must feel something for him. After all, she and I did create him.
based on what we know of him, that would seem inevitable.	Do you think she loves him?
and you still believe he's going to come here?	Based on what we know of him, that would seem inevitable.
that remains to be seen.	And you still believe he's going to come here?
and you think o'brien is that leverage?	That remains to be seen.
eventually.  these things are always a matter of leverage.	And you think O'Brien is that leverage?
do you think she will give us the designs?	Eventually.  These things are always a matter of leverage.
gently, ott.  gently.	Dr. Nebbleman, I want to know the moment the nanobot arrives.  The instant, understand?
a containment crew is going to attract a lot of attention.	You're right.  Place a call to our friends at the network and to Mr. Joplin at the E.P.A.
oh no.  no.  we'll get her assistant.  what's-his-name? nebbishman?	Nebbleman.
in the meantime, we're going to need someone to deal with that mess in the lab.  i don't think we should call dr. bright.	Oh no.  No.  We'll get her assistant.  What's-his-name? Nebbishman?
yes, that's true.  we have to find him, run tests, determine if the polymerization is stable.	In the meantime, we're going to need someone to deal with that mess in the lab.  I don't think we should call Dr. Bright.
you don't either.  we won't know anything until we find that guy and find out if he's alive or what.	Yes, that's true.  We have to find him, run tests, determine if the polymerization is stable.
but, poppy, you don't know what this means --	You don't either.  We won't know anything until we find that guy and find out if he's alive or what.
now, icky, i don't need you winding yourself up.  i need you focused and in control.	But, Poppy, you don't know what this means --
it works, poppy.  it works, it works!	Now, Icky, I don't need you winding yourself up.  I need you focused and in control.
icky!  what's happening?	Who cares!  We've got to find him! Hurry!
she let it escape because she wants me to die.	Don't be a child, Icarus.  She is just another scientist and like all scientists, she doesn't care about anything outside the world of the laboratory.
she did not.  the mouse ran down the drain.	She let it escape because she wants me to die.
she's lying.  she lost the first one on purpose.	She did not.  The mouse ran down the drain.
she says it's not.	She's lying.  She lost the first one on purpose.
it's ready now, i know it is.	She says it's not.
she's working as fast as she can, icarus.  it will be ready soon.	It's ready now, I know it is.
icarus, please, if you want me to give you a bath just say so.	No.  I'm getting used to it.
oh no?  smell this.	Icarus, please, if you want me to give you a bath just say so.
you're not rotting meat.	Oh no?  Smell this.
like rotting meat.	You're not rotting meat.
wait, wait, can i at least have his body?	Donated to science.  Perfect.
it'll be better for us if he simply disappears.  the gardener will know what to do.	Wait, wait, can I at least have his body?
excellent work, dr. nebbleman.  you have outdone yourself.	Thank you, sir.
of course you understand, dr. argon, that once the nanobot is inside of you, there is no going back --	Shut up and do it!
dr. makeo is working on it now, sir. i estimate at least another six hours.	In the meantime, why don't you find something useful for Dr. Bright to do.
excellent.  how long until the assembler tank is complete?	Dr. Makeo is working on it now, sir. I estimate at least another six hours.
they're here!  they're here!  we have the nanobot.	Excellent.  How long until the assembler tank is complete?
where did he go?	The trunk.
she could have given him something to stimulate his kidneys.	Dr. Nebbleman, take care of them.
well, at this time, i mean that is to say, it is difficult to project --	Look, John, nobody wants to find out what happens.  That's why you're here.  We need your help on this one and that's why that suitcase is here.
that might work.	Poppy, order the trucks from the Gary plant.  And we're going to need a containment crew.
then perhaps we can use liquid nitrogen to keep the meltdown under control.	That might work.
well, yes.  the replicators are not as active at low temperatures.	Then perhaps we can use liquid nitrogen to keep the meltdown under control.
facts, dr. nebbleman.  facts. you've been using cryogenics to control the waste from the mouse experiment, haven't you?	Well, yes.  The replicators are not as active at low temperatures.
cleaned up?  it can't be cleaned up! without the nanobot the waste can't be stabilized!  that's what we've been trying to tell you!  the only thing we can do is run!  run!  run!	Facts, Dr. Nebbleman.  Facts. You've been using cryogenics to control the waste from the mouse experiment, haven't you?
the fact is, that the milk has been spilled and now we need you to tell us how to clean it up.	Cleaned up?  It can't be cleaned up! Without the nanobot the waste can't be stabilized!  That's what we've been trying to tell you!  The only thing we can do is run!  Run!  Run!
okay.  alright.  okey-dokey.  now, we need the nanobot.  the nanobot that initiated the reaction.  once we have that we can stabilize the meltdown.  simple really.  no problem.	The nanobot is gone.
here, kid, this is great stuff.  why don't you give it a try?	I want Trix!  Mommy!
you have no idea what this is doing to your body.	I like Trix!
yeah, i do!	You have no idea what this is doing to your body.
you don't want this.	Yeah, I do!
hey!	You don't want this.
what are you going to do?  make me throw it out?	I'll do whatever I have to do.
oh no, no, no.  no can do.  you enjoyed a tasty beverage and thus this receptacle becomes your responsibility and i don't care if it's a styrofoam cup or the exxon valdez!  you've got to learn to take responsibility!	What are you going to do?  Make me throw it out?
look, asshole, i don't got time for this.  if you got a problem, you better take care of it yourself.	Oh no, no, no.  No can do.  You enjoyed a tasty beverage and thus this receptacle becomes your responsibility and I don't care if it's a Styrofoam cup or the Exxon Valdez!  You've got to learn to take responsibility!
i just want to know what goes on in the mind of a litterbug.  what chemical is secreted by your smooth brain that tells you, 'it's okay, just chuck it'?	Look, asshole, I don't got time for this.  If you got a problem, you better take care of it yourself.
you better quit pushing me, pal.	I just want to know what goes on in the mind of a litterbug.  What chemical is secreted by your smooth brain that tells you, 'It's okay, just chuck it'?
what is it with you litterbugs?  is it a territorial thing, marking your turf with your garbage?	You better quit pushing me, pal.
why don't you just shove it up your ass!  haw-haw!	What is it with you litterbugs?  Is it a territorial thing, marking your turf with your garbage?
why don't you just put this in your pocket so when you see a garbage can you can put it where it belongs.	Why don't you just shove it up your ass!  Haw-haw!
haw-haw!  why don't you run off and find a cop and i'll wait right here.	Why don't you just put this in your pocket so when you see a garbage can you can put it where it belongs.
so what?  so what?  for starters, how about littering is a crime.	Haw-haw!  Why don't you run off and find a cop and I'll wait right here.
yeah?  so what?	So what?  So what?  For starters, how about littering is a crime.
i think that either you're going to give them to him or he's going to make you give them to him.	Make me?  How?  You think he's going to torture me?
you mean the designs for the nanobot?  you think after this i'm going to give them to him?	I think that either you're going to give them to him or he's going to make you give them to him.
i'm a scientist.  i have lived my whole life by the diagnostic application of fact and the fact is, argon is going to get whatever he wants, so if i were you, i'd give it to him.	You mean the designs for the nanobot?  You think after this I'm going to give them to him?
you're afraid of him.	Who isn't?
of course he is, but at least there isn't a security guard outside my door.	You're afraid of him.
nigel, can't you see he's using you?	Of course he is, but at least there isn't a security guard outside my door.
no!  well, not those exact words.	Nigel, can't you see he's using you?
is that what argon told you?	No!  Well, not those exact words.
because i am a new man, susan.  i am a man of vision.  your problem, susan, is that you're always looking down.  if you'd just look up you'd see the big picture and in the big picture men of vision do not dwell on what might be lost.  they focus on what can be gained.	Is that what Argon told you?
argon is a lunatic!  i can't believe i was stupid enough to believe i could control him.  you heard what he said, nigel.  he doesn't care if all of calumet city is turned to jell-o.  how can that not affect you?	Because I am a new man, Susan.  I am a man of vision.  Your problem, Susan, is that you're always looking down.  If you'd just look up you'd see the big picture and in the big picture men of vision do not dwell on what might be lost.  They focus on what can be gained.
dr. argon would say we are all prisoners.	Argon is a lunatic!  I can't believe I was stupid enough to believe I could control him.  You heard what he said, Nigel.  He doesn't care if all of Calumet City is turned to Jell-O.  How can that not affect you?
there's a guard outside my door! i'm a prisoner, nigel!  do you understand that?	Dr. Argon would say we are all prisoners.
opportunity?	There's a guard outside my door! I'm a prisoner, Nigel!  Do you understand that?
susan, dr. argon is giving you an opportunity here.	Opportunity?
i don't believe this is happening...	Susan, Dr. Argon is giving you an opportunity here.
of course, sir.	Dr. Argon, I know you want to use the nanobot on yourself, but you mustn't.  The situation is critical right now.  The replicators are growing exponentially.  If we wait much longer it will be too late. You have to use the nanobot to stop the meltdown.
you were never invited to my house.	You're looking for a urine sample.
what are you going to do?	What I've always done.  As long as I'm the only one who can build the nanobot, I'm the only one who can say when it should be tested.
i hope you're right.  i'd feel a lot worse if he had read them and just didn't care.	What are you going to do?
i bet he hasn't read a single report we've written on the waste problem.	I hope you're right.  I'd feel a lot worse if he had read them and just didn't care.
worse.  mrs. argon wants to talk to you.  she's waiting in the lab.	This day just keeps going from bad to worse.
the replicators?	Worse.  Mrs. Argon wants to talk to you.  She's waiting in the lab.
well, you got another problem.	The replicators?
they'll in validate the key. probably nothing.	Well, you got another problem.
what did security say?	They'll in validate the key. Probably nothing.
yeah.  but it wasn't a group.  it was one man.	That's the guy?
yeah, somebody broke in and stole the samples, one of those animal rights groups, right?  i remember now, they freed all the monkeys which caused that huge pileup on the massachusetts turnpike, right?	Yeah.  But it wasn't a group.  It was one man.
that's right.  c.d.c. found out and closed them down...	Yeah, somebody broke in and stole the samples, one of those animal rights groups, right?  I remember now, they freed all the monkeys which caused that huge pileup on the Massachusetts Turnpike, right?
they also tried using viral r.n.a. as the bonding element.	That's right.  C.D.C. found out and closed them down...
oh yeah.  they were working on molecular assemblers, too, weren't they?	They also tried using viral R.N.A. as the bonding element.
do you remember about five years ago, that uh... incident at purnell labs?	Oh yeah.  They were working on molecular assemblers, too, weren't they?
what did he want?	I'm not sure.  That's the funny thing about him.  He's the kind of guy that you never know what he wants or what he might do to get it.
yeah.  i knew him when i was still in school.	What did he want?
a man?	Yeah.  I knew him when I was still in school.
this morning.  i saw someone i haven't seen in a long time.	A man?
aaabout...?	This morning.  I saw someone I haven't seen in a long time.
what?  oh, i'm sorry, nigel.  i was just thinking...	Aaabout...?
susan!	Wellie well, Dr. Bright.  You're just in time.
he's probably right, sir, the building is probably going to collapse under its own weight.	And if we evacuate, what do you want to do with O'Brien?
sir, please try to hold still.	So, I guess it worked.
like crazy glue?	Yes.  That's it.  He's got it.  Oh God, he's got it!
smell?  uh, something like methylcyanoacrylate.	Like Crazy Glue?
what's it smell like?	Smell?  Uh, something like methylcyanoacrylate.
i've only been invited to her house once, but i know there is a basement lab that she uses for private research.	Okay.
you want to tell me what i'm looking for?	I've only been invited to her house once, but I know there is a basement lab that she uses for private research.
mr. sim, watch out!  o'brien escaped and could be on his way!	You want to tell me what I'm looking for?
it's sim.  we're almost there.	Mr. Sim, watch out!  O'Brien escaped and could be on his way!
yes?	It's Sim.  We're almost there.
things do change.	I guess they do.
we were different people then.	Do you suppose that was our problem? We met before our time?  I think that happens a lot.  People, events, planets all just circling each other waiting for that moment when everything clicks into place.
god, what a fight that was.	We were different people then.
i remember i was trying to help...	God, what a fight that was.
god, when we were in that store all i could think about was that one time, when we were in school, and you attacked that little kid who wanted some cereal.  do you remember that?	I remember I was trying to help...
i have to!	Do the words 'hero fantasies' mean anything to you?  How about 'infantile dementia'?
you're not going after argon!	I have to!
daniel, just forget argon.  let's get out of here.  we'll find another way to stop the waste.	We don't have time to argue, Susan.
what would happen if i threw him into the core?	The same thing I suppose.
yes.	What would happen if I threw him into the core?
that means the nanobot is still inside him.	Yes.
you mean he's polymerized, like me?	That means the nanobot is still inside him.
it's too late.  argon injected it.	You mean he's polymerized, like me?
we've got to get the nanobot.	It's too late.  Argon injected it.
oh shit, the meltdown.  it's spread to the tower.	We've got to get the nanobot.
what in the...?	Oh shit, the meltdown.  It's spread to the tower.
susie... i...	You don't have to say anything, Daniel.  I'm a scientist.  I know what's happening.  I recognize the classic symptoms.  Dizziness, shortness of breath, sweating palms... I can feel my adrenals secreting, my parasympathetic nervous system quivering, the estradiol coursing through my entire body...
did you think i could just leave you...?	Susie... I...
you saved my life.	Did you think I could just leave you...?
run, daniel!  get out of here!	I'm not leaving without you, Susan!
argon's private lab.	Let's go.
where is it?	Argon's private lab.
oh no!  argon!  we have to stop him before he uses the nanobot!  we have to get the nanobot!	Where is it?
what could happen?  i'm the plastic man, remember?	Oh no!  Argon!  We have to stop him before he uses the nanobot!  We have to get the nanobot!
i didn't know what was going to happen.  i was just so worried something was going to happen to you.	What could happen?  I'm the plastic man, remember?
you didn't think i could just leave you?	I didn't know what was going to happen.  I was just so worried something was going to happen to you.
i don't believe it.  you're here! oh thank god.	You didn't think I could just leave you?
i can't go back to jail.  i gotta get out of here.	You're not going back to jail.  All we need to do is find the nanobot. Once the meltdown is under control, then we deal with Argon --
oh no.  they're trying to blame you for the accident.  that means they must not have been able to control the replicators.	I can't go back to jail.  I gotta get out of here.
who is he?	The head shrinker at the prison.
did you go?	On the counter.
you made this out of my hair?	Sort of.  We used a process similar to the vulcanization of rubber and added bulk with a chain of chloroprene elastomers.
like a glove.	You made this out of my hair?
that's going to fit me?	Like a glove.
it's a crime fighting costume, what do you think?  it's underwear, so if you lose your clothes you'll still be decent.	That's going to fit me?
what's that?	It's a crime fighting costume, what do you think?  It's underwear, so if you lose your clothes you'll still be decent.
that's pretty good.	Getting used to it.
no cheese.	I was hoping you were over that. Remember to keep drinking fluids.
i think it would be better for me to go alone.  i'm sure sim is looking for you.  just sit tight.  i'll bring you back a pizza.	No cheese.
i could go with you.	I think it would be better for me to go alone.  I'm sure Sim is looking for you.  Just sit tight.  I'll bring you back a pizza.
something else i want to try.	I could go with you.
what did you want my hair for?	Something else I want to try.
i'm going to go out for a while.  i want to take the blood samples to a lab that has the equipment i need.	What did you want my hair for?
how far can you stretch?	I don't know.
the nanobot... it's not here...	It's still inside me?
what's wrong?	The nanobot... it's not here...
daniel, i didn't hear you come down...	What's wrong?
uh oh.  i remember that temper.	Daniel, I didn't hear you come down...
do you have something to bring me down?	No problem.
probably the caffeine.	Do you have something to bring me down?
i feel very emotional right now.  a bit out of control.	Probably the caffeine.
i'm glad you came to me for help.	I feel very emotional right now.  A bit out of control.
i want you to know that i really appreciate you helping me.	I'm glad you came to me for help.
yeah.  old times.	I want you to know that I really appreciate you helping me.
just like old times.	Yeah.  Old times.
and i don't see you sunbathing at chernobyl!	Just like old times.
come on, i don't see you living in a cave!	And I don't see you sunbathing at Chernobyl!
but lo and behold he found another world that progress could annihilate!	Come on, I don't see you living in a cave!
and i'm sure you thought columbus was going to sail off the edge of the world!	But lo and behold he found another world that progress could annihilate!
i don't consider uncontrollable toxic waste progress!	And I'm sure you thought Columbus was going to sail off the edge of the world!
you're not protecting the world, you're obstructing progress!	I don't consider uncontrollable toxic waste progress!
this is what i deserve for trying to protect the world from a madman and his mercenary physicists?	You're not protecting the world, you're obstructing progress!
victim my ass!  you stole my security key and used it to break into my lab to do who knows what kind of damage!  maybe this is the end of the story and you finally got what you deserved!	This is what I deserve for trying to protect the world from a madman and his mercenary physicists?
blame the victim.	Victim my ass!  You stole my security key and used it to break into my lab to do who knows what kind of damage!  Maybe this is the end of the story and you finally got what you deserved!
you have no one to blame but yourself.	Blame the victim.
just giving credit where credit is due.	You have no one to blame but yourself.
what's that supposed to mean?	Just giving credit where credit is due.
means?  oh no.  we won't know what it means until the end of the story and maybe then it won't seem quite as funny to you, doctor frankenstein!	What's that supposed to mean?
i'm sorry, daniel, but you have to admit it's pretty ironic that you of all people would be the first man ever polymerized.  it's got to mean something.	Means?  Oh no.  We won't know what it means until the end of the story and maybe then it won't seem quite as funny to you, Doctor Frankenstein!
oh yeah, real funny.  yuk-yuk. let's laugh at everything a man believes in.	I'm sorry, Daniel, but you have to admit it's pretty ironic that you of all people would be the first man ever polymerized.  It's got to mean something.
just look at it!	The polymerization probably synthesized into a kind of methyl- cyanoacrylate.  So what's wrong?
what about it!	Just look at it!
look at this!	What about it!
what?  what's wrong?	Look at this!
susan!	What?  What's wrong?
is something wrong?	No, no, I just feel wired!
lungs sound fine.  you didn't have any pre-existing physical conditions, did you?  allergies? infections?	No, why?
i think while we're waiting, we had better run some basic diagnostics on you.	You're the doctor.
that's right.	Isn't it already too late then?
so right now there's little replicators spreading throughout argon's lab?	That's right.
what do these replicators do to people?	With enough exposure, the same thing they do to everything else.
three days ago it was.	What do these replicators do to people?
that was an egg?	Three days ago it was.
what happens?	That was an egg?
the replicators start off like assemblers, but the replicators never stabilize.	What happens?
the problem is the by-product created by the process.	The waste.
got it.	The problem is the by-product created by the process.
the nanobot combined your molecules with the plastic molecules in the white assembler fluid, so that on a molecular level you now have more in common with a good year tire than a human being.	Got it.
that was 'simple'?	The nanobot combined your molecules with the plastic molecules in the white assembler fluid, so that on a molecular level you now have more in common with a Good Year tire than a human being.
to put is simply, the nanobot inside you is a microscopic machine encoded with information like a strand of messenger r.n.a. that is programmed to synthesize your molecules with the polyisoprenes of the assembler fluid, rebuilding your entire organic system on a molecular level.	That was 'simple'?
the nanobot is the only thing that can stabilize the waste.	What waste?
why do we need it?	The nanobot is the only thing that can stabilize the waste.
if you don't want to do it this way, i can remove it surgically.	Why do we need it?
pills... you know how i feel about pills.	If you don't want to do it this way, I can remove it surgically.
the nanobot is still inside you. it's programmed to exit through the urinary tract.  we need it as soon as possible, so swallow those.	Pills... you know how I feel about pills.
why?	The nanobot is still inside you. It's programmed to exit through the urinary tract.  We need it as soon as possible, so swallow those.
mostly caffeine diuretics.  help you go to the bathroom.	Why?
what are these?	Mostly caffeine diuretics.  Help you go to the bathroom.
what has happened to you is nothing compared to what is going to happen to calumet city if we don't hurry.	What are these?
we don't?	What has happened to you is nothing compared to what is going to happen to Calumet City if we don't hurry.
we don't have time for hysterics.	We don't?
i'm a plastic man!  a plastic man!	We don't have time for hysterics.
daniel!	I'm a plastic man!  A plastic man!
oh god, please!  this can't be happening!  i can't be plastic!  a plastic man?!	Daniel!
once the subject was polymerized we were unable to reassemble the original organic structure.	Oh God, please!  This can't be happening!  I can't be plastic!  A plastic man?!
oh no, no, no!  you've got to be able to fix me!  please, susan, tell me you can make me normal again!	Once the subject was polymerized we were unable to reassemble the original organic structure.
then you must have at some point tried to reverse the procedure.	Oh no, no, no!  You've got to be able to fix me!  Please, Susan, tell me you can make me normal again!
yes.	Then you must have at some point tried to reverse the procedure.
but you've polymerized single-celled bacteria and the fruit flies, i know you have.	Yes.
it escaped from the lab before we could finish the experiment.	But you've polymerized single-celled bacteria and the fruit flies, I know you have.
you don't know?	It escaped from the lab before we could finish the experiment.
i don't know.	You don't know?
what happened to it?	I don't know.
my first organic-polymerization was a lab mouse.	What happened to it?
mouse?  what mouse?	My first organic-polymerization was a lab mouse.
... just like the mouse.	Mouse?  What mouse?
they did it to me!	The nanobot.
sorry, daniel, i'm a physicist, not a psychiatrist.	No, something is really wrong... look!
please, susan!  i need help! something is wrong with me!	Sorry, Daniel, I'm a physicist, not a psychiatrist.
daniel, what are you doing here?	Please, Susan!  I need help! Something is wrong with me!
susie!  you gotta help me!	Daniel, what are you doing here?
daniel, give him the trix.	Susan, this is the future of America here.
you're insane.	Am I?  Look!  Right there!  That's exactly what I am talking about.
you think it's a coincidence that they have all these aisles lined up like this, like a little maze! we're all lab rats running through their maze, pulling lever a or lever b, each designed to create some kind of bio-chemical dependency.  all the while they're everywhere, watching us, two-way mirrors, surveillance cameras, nodding to each other, making little notes.	You're insane.
i'm sorry i brought the whole thing up!  if you're gonna flip your wig --	I can't help it, Suze.  It's this place.  You know how I get in these stores.  They freak me out.  All these tiny boxes, little cans filled with eight syllable God knows what.
all i'm saying is that the companies that have money for the kind of research you're interested in, have money because that's what they're interested in!  money!	I'm sorry I brought the whole thing up!  If you're gonna flip your wig --
we've had this conversation already, daniel.	All I'm saying is that the companies that have money for the kind of research you're interested in, have money because that's what they're interested in!  Money!
you think the chemists that invented agent orange twenty years ago were in school saying, 'boy, i really got some good ideas for a highly toxic incendiary defoliant.'  you think oppenheimer was dreaming about mushroom clouds before the war?	We've had this conversation already, Daniel.
god, daniel, i'm not going to make agent orange.	You think the chemists that invented Agent Orange twenty years ago were in school saying, 'Boy, I really got some good ideas for a highly toxic incendiary defoliant.'  You think Oppenheimer was dreaming about mushroom clouds before the war?
we'll see how wonderful it is after you spend the next twenty years making agent orange.	God, Daniel, I'm not going to make Agent Orange.
we'll see?  what does that mean?	We'll see how wonderful it is after you spend the next twenty years making Agent Orange.
yeah, we'll see.	We'll see?  What does that mean?
and what i love about molecular science is the way it revolutionizes how we have to think.  it unifies the entire world on a single level. everything is completely connected. sometimes i can really feel it, everything around us, just a small part of a whole.  it's really wonderful.	Yeah, we'll see.
nothing really worthwhile.	That's what I thought.
sure.  can i ask you one more thing? you haven't published anything in a while.  how come?	Nothing really worthwhile.
well, it was good to see you, daniel, but i have to be going.	Sure.  Can I ask you one more thing? You haven't published anything in a while.  How come?
yeah.	Well, it was good to see you, Daniel, but I have to be going.
it was a long time ago, daniel.  we were young, different people, heading in different directions. that's all.	Yeah.
do you ever wonder what happened to us, susie?	It was a long time ago, Daniel.  We were young, different people, heading in different directions. That's all.
right.  you predicted it.	Do you ever wonder what happened to us, Susie?
and for cleaning up oil spills.	Right.  You predicted it.
i've read they're using it to repair cancer cells.	And for cleaning up oil spills.
it already is.	I've read they're using it to repair cancer cells.
i remember you said, nanotechnology was going to change the world.	It already is.
i guess i should be flattered.	I remember you said, nanotechnology was going to change the world.
i've been thinking about you a lot all these years, locked up in my cell.  i'd tear through every issue of the midwest science journal looking for your latest findings, watching as you slowly worked your polymerization experiments up through single celled organisms to that holiest of holies, the fruit fly.  exciting stuff.  i got to tell you, it really kept me going.	I guess I should be flattered.
jesus, daniel.  it wasn't ryker's island.  it was work camp for white collar criminals.	A cage by any other name would still smell like sweaty ugly men.
the big house.	Jesus, Daniel.  It wasn't Ryker's Island.  It was work camp for white collar criminals.
the big house?	The big house.
oh yeah.  see, susie, a man doesn't do the hard time and just pick up where he left off.  oh no.  the big house does things to a man.	The big house?
is that so?	Oh yeah.  See, Susie, a man doesn't do the hard time and just pick up where he left off.  Oh no.  The big house does things to a man.
oh no.  not by a long shot.  i may look like the old daniel o'brien, but on the inside, nothing is the same.	Is that so?
same old daniel.	Oh no.  Not by a long shot.  I may look like the old Daniel O'Brien, but on the inside, nothing is the same.
somebody has to.	Same old Daniel.
really?  what have you been doing?	You know, this and that.
been out for six months now.	Really?  What have you been doing?
when did you...?	Been out for six months now.
what?  no kiss?  not even for old times sake?	When did you...?
daniel...	What?  No kiss?  Not even for old times sake?
maybe you're ready to find out if that hide of yours is bulletproof?	The question is, are you?
oh yeah?	Maybe you're ready to find out if that hide of yours is bulletproof?
all the different ways that i could kill you.	Oh yeah?
yeah, and what might that be?	An ass-beating.  Would you like yours first, Mr. Sim?
yeah, i have something i've been meaning to give you.	Yeah, and what might that be?
you were looking for us?	Yeah, I have something I've been meaning to give you.
this is wonderfully accommodating of you all.  now i won't have to come looking for you.	You were looking for us?
only this ain't no tranquilizer gun. now let's go!	Forget it, pissboy!  You tell Argon he can call my lawyer.
that's right.	Only this ain't no tranquilizer gun. Now let's go!
i get it.  you're the goon fetch boy.  the zookeeper argon calls in when one of his guinea pigs gets loose.	That's right.
oh yes you are!	I get it.  You're the goon fetch boy.  The zookeeper Argon calls in when one of his guinea pigs gets loose.
what?  i'm not going anywhere!	Oh yes you are!
i'm real touched.  now get your sunday's on.  we're going for a ride.	What?  I'm not going anywhere!
you!  i remember you!	I'm real touched.  Now get your Sunday's on.  We're going for a ride.
and you have him?	We lost him.
oh yeah, he's alive.  technically.	And you have him?
mr. sim?  do you have him?  he's alive?	Oh yeah, he's alive.  Technically.
mrs. argon?  it's sim.	Mr. Sim?  Do you have him?  He's alive?
that's impossible.	It's a miracle.
okay, barbie, let's get this over with.	Don't worry, four eyes.
icky!	Get him, Daniel!  Knock his block off!
i could have you fired right now.	You won't.  That's why you're whispering.
just one question.  since dr. argon no longer has feeling below his waist, how is it that you're still able to do your job?	I could have you fired right now.
if you don't have any questions, i'll let you get back to doing your job.	Just one question.  Since Dr. Argon no longer has feeling below his waist, how is it that you're still able to do your job?
while you remain on the staff at argon laboratories, your priorities will always be the same as dr. argon's priorities.  i imagine that is a simple enough equation for a bright girl like you to figure out.	If you don't have any questions, I'll let you get back to doing your job.
look, as i have said and will continue to say, the instability of the assembler waste remains my priority --	While you remain on the staff at Argon Laboratories, your priorities will always be the same as Dr. Argon's priorities.  I imagine that is a simple enough equation for a bright girl like you to figure out.
is that a threat, dr. bright?	Look, as I have said and will continue to say, the instability of the assembler waste remains my priority --
under the circumstances, i can't fathom what makes dr. argon think we are ready for anything bigger.  if c.n.n., or hell, if the e.p.a. knew what was in my basement --	Is that a threat, Dr. Bright?
i am aware of dr. argon's frustrations.	He believes that the second nanobot should be ready for testing by now.
i spoke to dr. argon this morning and he remains frustrated over the loss of the original nanobot.	I am aware of Dr. Argon's frustrations.
can i help you, mrs. argon?	I spoke to Dr. Argon this morning and he remains frustrated over the loss of the original nanobot.
vermin...	Can I help you, Mrs. Argon?
what in the hell?	Pipe down, brain lady!  And you...
in fact, would it be safe to say, based on your general knowledge of this character, that he is already in the building?	Yes, he might be.
yes, that is what i was thinking.	In fact, would it be safe to say, based on your general knowledge of this character, that he is already in the building?
if this nutcase did take it and has half a brain, he'd use it right away, before we could invalidate it.	Yes, that is what I was thinking.
it might be paranoia, but i've never lost my keycard before.	'Paranoia is what separates the secured from the unsecured.'
well, what else do you expect them to call you?	Dexter.
now, anne, you remember how much it cost to get rid of that baseball player?	You don't seem to understand that this one's different. He has brains.
exactly.	Now, Anne, you remember how much it cost to get rid of that baseball player?
to make a gentleman out of a tramp?	Exactly.
yes, it'll be a very interesting experiment.	To make a gentleman out of a tramp?
oh, stew and i went for a long ride.  dexter, is there any finishing school we can send him to?	Yes - Sing Sing.
i think i better go, stew.	I think you should, Miss Gallagher.
goodbye, miss gallagher.	Goodbye, Stew
thank you. i'll go and look for her at once. goodbye, mrs. smith.	Goodbye, Miss Gallagher.
miss wilson will give you the guest list and any other details you may need, miss gallagher.	Thank you. I'll go and look for her at once. Goodbye, Mrs. Smith.
yes - isn't it.	Miss Wilson will give you the guest list and any other details you may need, Miss Gallagher.
indeed? how interesting.	Yes - isn't it.
you're acting like a child.	All right, I'm a child. Have it any way you want. But I'm going back to my own apartment, where I should have lived in the first place. But no, I got to listen to you and move here. All right. If you want to live with me, Anne, okay. But the sign outside will say "Mr. Stew Smith" and you'll have to be "Mrs. Stew Smith" or there's nothing doing. No more Anne Schuyler's husbandHe has his bag all packed by this time. He snaps it shut viciously, lifts it off the chair, picks up his hat, and notices Mrs. Schuyler staring open-mouthed at him.  and here's some more news for you. You can take your red room, your green room, your left wing and your right wing, and you know what you can do with them!  Come on, Gallagher.
fine!  i don't blame her. i know i'm out of my own crowd. i should have had better sense in the beginning. but i'll stay in my own backyard from now on.	You're acting like a child.
that's ridiculous.	Fine!  I don't blame her. I know I'm out of my own crowd. I should have had better sense in the beginning. But I'll stay in my own backyard from now on.
you've done nothing but watch me - watch me! - ever since i've been here. treated me like a thug, watched me like a hawk, mistrusted me. every time i leave the house, that jane  goes out and counts the silverware.	That's ridiculous.
this is something i should have done a long time ago, only i didn't have sense enough to do it. no, i had to stick around here to try and make a success of something that i knew darn well was a failure from the very beginning. but no more. no more! so that's that.	You can't walk out of here like this.
stewart!	This is something I should have done a long time ago, only I didn't have sense enough to do it. No, I had to stick around here to try and make a success of something that I knew darn well was a failure from the very beginning. But no more. No more! So that's that.
and if it's all the same to you, i'm moving out.	Stewart!
your house?	O-o-oh, I get you  All right. All right. I don't blame you. I kinda forgot myself for a moment, there. That's what I call getting me told, isn't it, Anne?
now wait, don't get excited, anne. there's no reason for that. perhaps the boys have had a little too much to drink. that's all right. i'm sorry. i'll go right down and throw them out. that's no reason for you to take this attitude. after all, i certainly have a right to invite a few of my friends to my house, haven't i?	Your house?
unreasonable!  have you any idea what the place looks like downstairs? do you expect me to stand here and see this place turned into a cheap barroom?	Now wait, don't get excited, Anne. There's no reason for that. Perhaps the boys have had a little too much to drink. That's all right. I'm sorry. I'll go right down and throw them out. That's no reason for you to take this attitude. After all, I certainly have a right to invite a few of my friends to my house, haven't I?
now wait a minute. aren't you being a little unreasonable?	Unreasonable!  Have you any idea what the place looks like downstairs? Do you expect me to stand here and see this place turned into a cheap barroom?
the idea is simply this - that i want those people to leave here immediately.	Now wait a minute. Aren't you being a little unreasonable?
what's the idea, anne?	The idea is simply this - that I want those people to leave here immediately.
i see.	Have we got a play, Anne? Oh, have we got a play!  Of course most of it is Gallagher's. She did most of it. That brain of hers just snaps like that all the time.
oh, that mob downstairs. i guess i got so interested in the play i forgot all about them.	I see.
oh hello, anne he types furiously.	Good morning. What does this mean?
oh, they're all right, anne. but i	That's exactly what you mean. Heaven knows you've made that clear to me often enough. Well, I'm sick and tired of it. I've given you party after party - I've taken you to some of the best houses in this town - and introduced you to people of importance - and are you grateful? No! You insult them and act like a bore. I'm sick and tired of having to make excuses for you and the things that you've done. Perhaps it's just as well you're not coming tonight. Maybe I can enjoy myself for once without having to worry about you, and what you're going to do.
meaning, my friends aren't worthwhile, i suppose?	Oh, they're all right, Anne. But I
i don't mean the newspaper fellows that you don't like. another gang i know - you'd love them. they're writers and musicians and artists - a great crowd of people - people who do great things. people who are worthwhile.	Meaning, my friends aren't worthwhile, I suppose?
but i don't want to meet your gang.	I don't mean the newspaper fellows that you don't like. Another gang I know - you'd love them. They're writers and musicians and artists - a great crowd of people - people who do great things. People who are worthwhile.
i'll tell you what let's do - i'll take you and introduce you to all my gang. would you like that?	But I don't want to meet your gang.
will you stop being silly, stewart?	I'll tell you what let's do - I'll take you and introduce you to all my gang. Would you like that?
think of the fun we can have - we'll sneak down the back stairs and get in the valet's ford. how's that?	Will you stop being silly, Stewart?
are you crazy?	Think of the fun we can have - we'll sneak down the back stairs and get in the valet's Ford. How's that?
i'll tell you what. let's you and me sneak out all by ourselves	Are you crazy?
look out for my lipstick, stewart.	I'll tell you what. Let's you and me sneak out all by ourselves
anne, come here. listen	Look out for my lipstick, Stewart.
stewart, would you mind telling me why you're not going?	Yes, I'll tell you - for the same reason I've never wanted to go out with those social parasites, those sweet-smelling fashion plates. I don't like them. They bore me. They give me the jitters.
go downstairs, and tell them - anything. tell them i'm not going. tell them i'm not home.	Stewart, would you mind telling me why you're not going?
what am i going downstairs and tell those people?	Go downstairs, and tell them - anything. Tell them I'm not going. Tell them I'm not home.
i'm talking about - i'm not going out.	What am I going downstairs and tell those people?
what are you talking about?	I'm talking about - I'm not going out.
i'm not going!	What are you talking about?
stop trying to be funny, and get ready, will you?	I'm not going!
i poisoned him.	Stop trying to be funny, and get ready, will you?
stewart! we're all waiting for you. where's your valet?	I poisoned him.
is this true, stewart? did you really say it?	Yes, I said it. Sure, I said it. I didn't say it for publication, however.
i thought i was very charming, stewart.	You did? That's a lot of hooey! I'll go and apologize.
that was kind of a rotten thing to do, anne. after all, gallagher is my friend. the least you can do is be courteous to her.	I thought I was very charming, Stewart.
no? what do you look upon her as?	Why, down at the office, we always look at Gallagher as - eh - just Gallagher, that's all.
didn't i? that's funny. isn't it funny?	Yes - isn't it?
yes. as a matter of fact, you failed to mention that gallagher was a girl.	Didn't I? That's funny. Isn't it funny?
gallagher?	Yes. As a matter of fact, you failed to mention that Gallagher was a girl.
you know, stewart, you failed to mention that miss gallagher was a very beautiful young girl.	Gallagher?
oh, yes, of course. how do you do?	Gallagher, this is Mrs. Smith.
sure - my pal on the paper. she's subbing for the society editor tonight.	Oh, yes, of course. How do you do?
gallagher!	Sure - my pal on the paper. She's subbing for the society editor tonight.
anne, prepare yourself for the treat of your life. this is gallagher.	Gallagher!
oh, you can't carry a tune - you can't carry a tune - all you are good for is to sit and spoon, spoon. oh no, i won't wear garters	Oh yes you will wear garters
oh, yes you will my dear - oh, yes you will my dear - you'll eat spinach but you'll wear garters too!	Oh, you can't carry a tune - you can't carry a tune - all you are good for is to sit and spoon, spoon. Oh no, I won't wear garters
oh, no i won't my dear - oh, no i won't my dear - i'll wash behind my ears, but no i won't my dear!	Oh, yes you will my dear - oh, yes you will my dear - you'll eat spinach but you'll wear garters too!
oh, yes you will my dear - oh, yes you will my dear - you'll wear garters and you'll like it too!	Oh, no I won't my dear - oh, no I won't my dear - I'll wash behind my ears, but no I won't my dear!
honey, i love you. i'll eat spinach for you. i'll go to the dentist twice a year for you. i'll wash behind my ears for you. but i will never wear garters!	Oh, yes you will my dear - oh, yes you will my dear - you'll wear garters and you'll like it too!
darling, i don't care whether you can look gallagher in the face or not, but you're gonna be a good boy and wear garters.	Honey, I love you. I'll eat spinach for you. I'll go to the dentist twice a year for you. I'll wash behind my ears for you. But I will never wear garters!
besides i'd look foolish. i couldn't look gallagher in the face.	Darling, I don't care whether you can look Gallagher in the face or not, but you're gonna be a good boy and wear garters.
i know that.	Besides I'd look foolish. I couldn't look Gallagher in the face.
oh no. no, no. not me. i haven't worn these things for years.	I know that.
you wear them of course, silly.	Oh no. No, no. Not me. I haven't worn these things for Years.
got my initials on them too. they're cute. they're nice little things - what do you do with them?	You wear them of course, silly.
do you like them?	Got my initials on them too. They're cute. They're nice little things - what do you do with them?
little - couldn't be an automobile, could it?  well, well! ain't that nice!	Do you like them?
i've got a present. shut your eyes. keep 'em closed. i know you're going to love them.	Little - couldn't be an automobile, could it?  Well, well! Ain't that nice!
wait a minute. i'll do anything you ask me, anne, but i will not live	Oh, I love that nose. It's such a sweet nose.
listen stew baby, let's not talk about things like that now	Wait a minute. I'll do anything you ask me, Anne, but I will not live
it isn't cheap. it's nice.	Listen Stew baby, let's not talk about things like that now
what do you think my friends would say if they found me in a little cheap flat?	It isn't cheap. It's nice.
never mind my nose. what kind of a chump do you think i am? you think i'm going to live here in your house - on your dough?  what do you think my friends would all say? don't be silly. i'd get the razzing of my life for that. 'a bird in a gilded cage' - that's what i'd be. not me. oh no, not me!	What do you think my friends would say if they found me in a little cheap flat?
you have the cutest nose i've	Never mind my nose. What kind of a chump do you think I am? You think I'm going to live here in your house - on your dough?  What do you think my friends would all say? Don't be silly. I'd get the razzing of my life for that. 'A bird in a gilded cage' - that's what I'd be. Not me. Oh no, not me!
now let's get this settled	You have the cutest nose I've
of course i am stewart.	Now let's get this settled
look anne, you're not serious about this, are you?	Of course I am Stewart.
i see, we won't need that. plenty of room, plenty of room.	Look Anne, you're not serious about this, are you?
but we don't need it, i'm sure.	I see, we won't need that. Plenty of room, plenty of room.
oh, mother will give us the blue room. you haven't a red room, have you?  well, bless her heart. wouldn't that be nice! my, oh my - six rooms and two baths and a blue room. i guess she would let us have the right wing if we needed it, wouldn't she?	But we don't need it, I'm sure.
oh darling, of course it would. if it isn't - there are six rooms and two baths - but if that isn't enough, mother will give us the blue room too, i think.	Oh, Mother will give us the blue room. You haven't a red room, have you?  Well, bless her heart. Wouldn't that be nice! My, oh my - six rooms and two baths and a blue room. I guess she would let us have the right wing if we needed it, wouldn't she?
we could have the whole left wing? wouldn't that be nice! would that be room enough for us?	Oh darling, of course it would. If it isn't - there are six rooms and two baths - but if that isn't enough, Mother will give us the blue room too, I think.
don't you think it's silly of us to think of living there when we have this whole big house	When 'we' . . .?  You mean, you'd like to have me live here in your house?
yeah. oh, it's great. of course it doesn't compare with this coliseum of yours here, but 'twill serve m'lady, 'twill serve.  the architecture has a little feeling of missouri gothic - and the furniture sort of leans toward oklahoma renaissance - with a tiny touch of grand rapids.	Don't you think it's silly of us to think of living there when we have this whole big house
your place?	Yeah. Oh, it's great. Of course it doesn't compare with this coliseum of yours here, but 'twill serve m'lady, 'twill serve.  The architecture has a little feeling of Missouri Gothic - and the furniture sort of leans toward Oklahoma Renaissance - with a tiny touch of Grand Rapids.
i don't need any new ties. i've got another tie - i've got another one besides this one. and it's a pip, too. there's only one thing wrong with it. you know what that is?  it has a little weakness for gravy, and once in a while it leans a little toward ketchup. of course that's only in its weaker moments. when you move down to my place, i'll show it to you.	Your place?
you ought to get some new ties, stewart.	I don't need any new ties. I've got another tie - I've got another one besides this one. And it's a pip, too. There's only one thing wrong with it. You know what that is?  It has a little weakness for gravy, and once in a while it leans a little toward ketchup. Of course that's only in its weaker moments. When you move down to my place, I'll show it to you.
what's the matter? something i et, no doubt. egg marks the spot	You ought to get some new ties, Stewart.
a little? sure, i'll be right up.  he's all right. i like him.	I'm glad.
now mother, your attitude is perfectly ridiculous. it's done now. stewart and i are married.	I'm afraid she's right, Mrs. Schuyler. I'm really very sorry, Mrs. Schuyler, that you feel this way. I was in hopes that you would like me. I'm not the burglar that you think I am. After all, we're married. I think the thing to do is to kiss and make up - Mother.
my name is smith - well, that you seem to have been able to stand for the last month. i'm white, male and over twenty-one. i've never been in jail - that is, not often. and i prefer scotch to bourbon. i hate carrots, i hate peas, i like black coffee and i hate garters. i make seventy-five bucks a week and i've got eight hundred and forty-seven bucks in the bank - and - i don't know yet whether your eyes are blue or violet.	That's because you're too far away, Stew.
none of your ideas can be goofy, stew, if they concern me.	My name is Smith - well, that you seem to have been able to stand for the last month. I'm white, male and over twenty-one. I've never been in jail - that is, not often. And I prefer Scotch to Bourbon. I hate carrots, I hate peas, I like black coffee and I hate garters. I make seventy-five bucks a week and I've got eight hundred and forty-seven bucks in the bank - and - I don't know yet whether your eyes are blue or violet.
throw me out - because i'm beginning to get goofy ideas, and they concern you, anne.	None of your ideas can be goofy, Stew, if they concern me.
why should i? we're happy, aren't we, darling?	Throw me out - because I'm beginning to get goofy ideas, and they concern you, Anne.
hello, natalie. mr. stewart smith . . . miss montgomery, mrs. eames, mrs. radcliff, mr. radcliff	How-di-do.
it's all right. it's all right, anne. i can take a hint. a bit subtle, but i get it. it's all right.	Please go. I'll explain to Mother.
oh, mother!	It's all right. It's all right, Anne. I can take a hint. A bit subtle, but I get it. It's all right.
say, you could do anything with me you wanted to. putty - just putty, that's me.  now getting back to those eyes of yours - would you mind if i kind of got closer so i could see them?	Not if you're going to lose any sleep about it.
i'm just beginning to believe that something could be done with you.	Say, you could do anything with me you wanted to. Putty - just putty, that's me.  Now getting back to those eyes of yours - would you mind if I kind of got closer so I could see them?
me? no - most ordinary guy in the world, me. only one thing wrong with me	You don't wear garters!
you're a bit eccentric, aren't you?	Me? No - most ordinary guy in the world, me. Only one thing wrong with me
yeah, i haven't figured out the plot yet, but it's laid in a siberian village.	You're a bit eccentric, aren't you?
really?	Yeah, I haven't figured out the plot yet, but it's laid in a Siberian village.
won't even pretend it isn't a very great favor. i wish there was something i could do for you	Well, you could make this table a little - uh - a little less wide.  There is something you can do for me, Miss Schuyler.
i know but that was news. this is blackmail and i don't like blackmail.	won't even pretend it isn't a very great favor. I wish there was something I could do for you
you're a peculiar person. why the other day i pleaded with you not to send in that story and	I know but that was news. This is blackmail and I don't like blackmail.
your mother will want to kiss me? give me back my letters.  that's the breaks i get. it's the mothers that are always grateful to me.  here.	You're a peculiar person. Why the other day I pleaded with you not to send in that story and
i don't know how to thank you. mother'll be so grateful - she'll probably want to kiss you.	Your mother will want to kiss me? Give me back my letters.  That's the breaks I get. It's the mothers that are always grateful to me.  Here.
for what?	For the letters, of course.
will - uh - five thousand be enough?	For what?
will you step into the library?	Sure, I'll take a chance.
so, it's obvious, huh?	Will you step into the library?
oh, i don't need another guess. it's quite obvious.	So, it's obvious, huh?
no - give you another guess.	Oh, I don't need another guess. It's quite obvious.
i suppose you're going to print them?	No - give you another guess.
i stole them when i was interviewing babykins about bobo.	I suppose you're going to print them?
where did you get those letters?	I stole them when I was interviewing Babykins about Bobo.
ah!  but you don't know who bobo is. and you don't know who babykins is.	I'm not interested. Smythe will open the door.
just a moment. i don't see how that trash could possibly concern me.	Ah!  But you don't know who Bobo is. And you don't know who Babykins is.
just listen to this  adorable babykins does her miss her baby? him sends his booful li'l sweetums a billion oceans full of kisses. bobo is so lonely!	Just a moment. I don't see how that trash could possibly concern me.
well, maybe it's a bit heavy for you. perhaps if you'd like something lighter - something with a touch of romance	Just listen to this  Adorable Babykins Does her miss her Baby? Him sends his booful li'l sweetums a billion oceans full of kisses. Bobo is so lonely!
i'm not interested in your literary recommendations.	Well, maybe it's a bit heavy for you. Perhaps if you'd like something lighter - something with a touch of romance
yeah, that was considerate of me. i recommend you read it.	I'm not interested in your literary recommendations.
that's considerate of you.	Yeah, that was considerate of me. I recommend you read it.
well, i tell you, yesterday when i was here, i had one of your books in my hand, and when i got outside, i realized i still had your book in my hand. so as long as i had your book in my hand, i thought i might as well take it home and read it. this morning, i got up and put your book in my hand, and here's your book in your hand.	That's considerate of you.
what do you want?	Well, I tell you, yesterday when I was here, I had one of your books in my hand, and when I got outside, I realized I still had your book in my hand. So as long as I had your book in my hand, I thought I might as well take it home and read it. This morning, I got up and put your book in my hand, and here's your book in your hand.
that's a good idea - telephone the police. the number is spring 3100. get a couple of cops over and we can have a rubber of bridge.	You may go, Smythe.
certainly. right over there.	You're all right.
may i use your telephone?	Certainly. Right over there.
you know something, lady, if you sold life insurance, i'd go for a policy in sixty seconds.	Oh, thank you, I knew you'd understand.
you're not going to print this silly thing, are you?	No? Why not?
decent? why miss schuyler, i want to be noble.	You're not going to print this silly thing, are you?
i'm sure you're quite willing to be decent about this.	Decent? Why Miss Schuyler, I want to be noble.
don't mind mother.	I don't mind her if you don't.
why doesn't dexter show some decency? and you might show some too, mother. what do you expect a man to do when he's called such names?  i'm glad you hit that reporter, stewart. he deserved it.	All right, all right! It's your funeral, Anne Schuyler!
mother!	Look! Look! The front page!
ah-ah-ah!	Mother!
it was a miracle. the man was ill or something.	Ah-ah-ah!
you don't have anything to complain about, mother. he was all right last night, wasn't he? i told you not to worry about him.	It was a miracle. The man was ill or something.
stop it. anne. you're behaving like the person you're married to.	You don't have anything to complain about, Mother. He was all right last night, wasn't he? I told you not to worry about him.
oh, the usual thing. blah, blah, blah attended the blah, blah reception and wore the same blah, blah things.	Stop it. Anne. You're behaving like the person you're married to.
i was so worried for fear he'd knock over a vase or something. i must have acted like an idiot.  what does it say about the reception last night?	Oh, the usual thing. Blah, blah, blah attended the blah, blah reception and wore the same blah, blah things.
good morning, mother. didn't i tell you that he'd be marvelous. everybody thought he was so charming last night.	I was so worried for fear he'd knock over a vase or something. I must have acted like an idiot.  What does it say about the reception last night?
mother, i promise you that he won't be a reporter much longer. once i get him away from that atmosphere and get him away from a man named gallagher	Sit down!
it's a good thing your father passed away before he saw insanity ravage the family. i can't imagine what made you do such a thing. a reporter! of all things, a reporter! a barbarian who lets his socks come down!	Mother, I promise you that he won't be a reporter much longer. Once I get him away from that atmosphere and get him away from a man named Gallagher
what is this person doing here?	Why
that's an excellent idea.	Oh, hello Mother!
splendid, mother. let's hop over to monte carlo. it's a great place to save a face.	Oh, shut up!
i should say you had. at the rate you two are going, we'll have to leave the country to save our faces.	Splendid, Mother. Let's hop over to Monte Carlo. It's a great place to save a face.
you should have known better than to write, romeo. i found that out a long time ago.	I should say you had. At the rate you two are going, we'll have to leave the country to save our faces.
i'll tell mr. smith at once, sir. have a seat.	Well, I got a seat, but I have no place to put it.
a beautiful pair of shoulders! but listen now, as a favor, will you please make it snappy, laughing waters,[14] and tell stew smith i gotta see him because if you don't my whole family's going to die.	I'll tell Mr. Smith at once, sir. Have a seat.
oh, a party! great, great! jolly times and merry pranks. that's me. i'm a guy who loves parties. you know	a beautiful pair of shoulders! But listen now, as a favor, will you please make it snappy, Laughing Waters,[14] and tell Stew Smith I gotta see him because if you don't my whole family's going to die.
pardon me, mr. smith is engaged. we are having a reception here this evening	Oh, a party! Great, great! Jolly times and merry pranks. That's me. I'm a guy who loves parties. You know
i want to see stew smith. oh excuse me - i mean mr. smith.	Pardon me, Mr. Smith is engaged. We are having a reception here this evening
who is it you wish to see, sir?	I want to see Stew Smith. Oh excuse me - I mean Mr. Smith.
hello, there, meadows![13]	Who is it you wish to see, sir?
give my regards to your managing editor.	I certainly will.
all right, all right, don't mention it.	Give my regards to your managing editor.
thank you very much.	All right, all right, don't mention it.
that's what i wanted to say, but i couldn't think of it.	Thank you very much.
why, sure. it's a lotta hooey.	That's what I wanted to say, but I couldn't think of it.
so, you see how silly that rumor is?	Why, sure. It's a lotta hooey.
i know, i know. but there's no truth in the story whatsoever.	Oh yeah?
oh, that's all right with me. i won't hold it against you. but you see, i'm here to find out about	I know, I know. But there's no truth in the story whatsoever.
but right now i'm acting in the capacity of mrs. schuyler's attorney.	Oh, that's all right with me. I won't hold it against you. But you see, I'm here to find out about
yeah!	But right now I'm acting in the capacity of Mrs. Schuyler's attorney.
as one tribune man to another	Yeah!
is that so?	As one Tribune man to another
i got him his job on the paper. i'm a stock-holder, you know.	Is that so?
huh?	We were classmates.
yale '21, i believe.	Huh?
is that so?	Yale '21, I believe.
i knew your managing editor very well.	Is that so?
well, i should say!	I knew your managing editor very well.
fine newspaper the tribune.	Well, I should say!
this way.	Oh, man!
thanks, i will.	This way.
fine. have a seat.	Thanks, I will.
yeah, hello. how are you?	Fine. Have a seat.
you're the tribune man?	Yeah, hello. How are you?
what's the matter? isn't there a 'bless you' in the crowd?	You're the Tribune man?
i gave you the breaks, didn't i? that hairy chest story!	You've raised it up to the chin, I see.  Go on in the other room and get yourself a drink.
sure, sure. that's all right. that was a great story, bingy. a great story - wish i'd printed it.	I gave you the breaks, didn't I? That hairy chest story!
well, stew, that's all thrashed out. by golly, i'm surely glad to see that you're not really sore. you know our racket - after all, news is news.	Sure, sure. That's all right. That was a great story, Bingy. A great story - wish I'd printed it.
big chief bingy come to white man's tepee to make friends. big chief very sorry. to show how sorry - will bend over and let white man kick big chief where sun never shines.	Excuse me, Gallagher. I wouldn't miss this one for the world.
is there a green elephant standing beside that bwana?	No, it's just little Bingy Baker.
i'll bite. what's the catch?	There's no catch. This is on the up and up. Of course all you have to do is just sign the article - by Anne Schuyler's Husband.
it's all right. you can write your own ticket. a hundred and fifty bucks a week.	I'll bite. What's the catch?
yeah - go on.	It's all right. You can write your own ticket. A hundred and fifty bucks a week.
yeah. the boss sent me over to offer you a job. he wants you to write a daily column on the tribune.	Yeah - go on.
yeah?	Yeah. The boss sent me over to offer you a job. He wants you to write a daily column on the Tribune.
i bring a message from garcia.	Yeah?
a photograph? what's the matter? hasn't mama had you done in oils yet?  "just a gigolo . . . "	Now get this mug. You've got the kind of chin I just love to touch. And if you don't get out of here, I'm going to hang one right on it.
is that so? well, have you seen enough - or would you like a photograph?	A photograph? What's the matter? Hasn't mama had you done in oils yet?  "Just A Gigolo . . . "
not bad - not good - but not bad. you ought to be able to fool about almost anybody.	Is that so? Well, have you seen enough - or would you like a photograph?
how's that?	Not bad - not good - but not bad. You ought to be able to fool about almost anybody.
oh boy, i'd love it.	How's that?
would you like to have me turn around for you, bingy?	Oh boy, I'd love it.
oh, nothing. i just blew over - i wanted to see how the old newshound looked made up for a gentleman.	Would you like to have me turn around for you, Bingy?
what do you want?	Oh, nothing. I just blew over - I wanted to see how the old newshound looked made up for a gentleman.
impossible. put it on again.	Hey, make up your mind, will you?
oh, is that so?	I'm afraid.
couldn't make the last edition. it'd take me four hours to translate your story into english.	Oh, is that so?
say, take it easy! take it easy! listen, my boy. no use you hanging around here. just buy the tribune tonight and read all about it. you can rewrite it for your last edition.	Couldn't make the last edition. It'd take me four hours to translate your story into English.
no!	'For he's only a bird in a gilded cage, a beautiful sight to see'  Tweet, tweet - ha, ha
no?	No!
i'm not quitting!	No?
well, i'm sorry to see a good reporter go blooey  let me know when you're quitting.	I'm not quitting!
araby, my eye!	Well, I'm sorry to see a good reporter go blooey  Let me know when you're quitting.
sure.	Araby, my eye!
araby?	Sure.
siberian bloodhound?  no. that's been all rewritten. it's laid in araby now.	Araby?
the one about the siberian bloodhound?	Siberian bloodhound?  No. That's been all rewritten. It's laid in Araby now.
my play.	The one about the Siberian bloodhound?
what play?	My play.
yeah, live on my salary - that is, until i finish writing my play.	What play?
and live on your salary, i suppose?	Yeah, live on my salary - that is, until I finish writing my play.
aw, you've been reading a lot of cheap tabloids. anne and myself are going to move downtown in a nice little flat, we're gonna forget all about this social stuff, and we're gonna be known as mr. and mrs. stew smith. how do you like that?	And live on your salary, I suppose?
you heard me. a bird in a gilded cage.	Aw, you've been reading a lot of cheap tabloids. Anne and myself are going to move downtown in a nice little flat, we're gonna forget all about this social stuff, and we're gonna be known as Mr. and Mrs. Stew Smith. How do you like that?
a what?	You heard me. A bird in a gilded cage.
just a boid in a gilded cage -	A what?
is that so?	That's so.
now get this, conroy. my name is smith. always was smith - and always gonna be smith.	Is that so?
mr. schuyler .	Now get this, Conroy. My name is Smith. Always was Smith - and always gonna be Smith.
well, when are you quitting?	Quitting? I'm not thinking about quitting.
gallagher and myself just came over here to do a little work on a story -	Baloney!  Joe! Bring me a special!
yes, sir.	Well, it's your business to get news! And here you had a story right in your own lap and you let the Tribune scoop us on it. Making a first class Grade A monkey out of me. If it ever happens again - just don't bother about coming back. That's all.
what do i care about your mother- in-law! you're still working for this paper, aren't you! or are you?	Yes, sir.
well, you see, i've acquired one of those new mother-in-laws, and we were afraid she wouldn't understand the whole idea. so we were going to wait till she went to europe.	What do I care about your mother- in-law! You're still working for this paper, aren't you! Or are you?
why not?	Well, you see, I've acquired one of those new mother-in-laws, and we were afraid she wouldn't understand the whole idea. So we were going to wait till she went to Europe.
no, no - it's true, all right, only we didn't want to get it in print yet, that's all.	Why not?
i've heard of people being scooped on their own funerals, but this! holy mackerel! why, it's news when anne schuyler gets her fingernails manicured, but this! she gets married to one of our own reporters and the tribune beat us to it!  well! what do you guys want? go on, get back to your desks. go back to your work.  now don't tell me you were drunk at the time and don't remember! or is this one of bingy's snow-storms?	No, no - it's true, all right, only we didn't want to get it in print yet, that's all.
no? well, where were you when that happened?	I've heard of people being scooped on their own funerals, but this! Holy mackerel! Why, it's news when Anne Schuyler gets her fingernails manicured, but this! She gets married to one of our own reporters and the Tribune beat us to it!  Well! What do you guys want? Go on, get back to your desks. Go back to your work.  Now don't tell me you were drunk at the time and don't remember! Or is this one of Bingy's snow-storms?
not on my own beat, no.	No? Well, where were you when that happened?
you wouldn't know news if you fell into a mess of it, nose first. so you're the bright lad that's never been scooped!	Not on my own beat, no.
it has been alleged - yes	You wouldn't know news if you fell into a mess of it, nose first. So you're the bright lad that's never been scooped!
do you call yourself a reporter?	It has been alleged - yes
now listen boss, if you're going to kick about that expense account	Do you call yourself a reporter?
what expenses? all you need is carfare to long island. you'd better get a shave and a shine, because you, you're going to have a tough time getting in there as it is.	I know those bluenoses. Their ancestors refused to come over on the Mayflower because they didn't want to rub elbows with the tourists. So they swam over.
all right. give me a voucher for expenses.	What expenses? All you need is carfare to Long Island. You'd better get a shave and a shine, because you, you're going to have a tough time getting in there as it is.
yeah - and get us into a million dollar libel suit. it wouldn't be the first time. now, you get over there and get a statement out of the old lady, the sister, or the kid. any of them - but get it.	All right. Give me a voucher for expenses.
get going where? i can write that yarn without stepping out of the office.	Yeah - and get us into a million dollar libel suit. It wouldn't be the first time. Now, you get over there and get a statement out of the old lady, the sister, or the kid. Any of them - but get it.
come on, get going, get going!	Get going where? I can write that yarn without stepping out of the office.
well - it's only april.	Come on, get going, get going!
right - for the first time this year.	Well - it's only April.
the human cash register. got her hooks into the schuyler kid, eh?	Right - for the first time this year.
yeah, little gloria.	The human cash register. Got her hooks into the Schuyler kid, eh?
gloria golden?	Yeah, little Gloria.
now listen, we've got a tip that the schuyler family has finally made a deal with that chorus dame.	Gloria Golden?
do you know what to do in a drawing- room?	It isn't a question of knowing what to do, it's knowing how to get in one that counts.
with me you can always do business.	Do you know what to do in a drawing- room?
aagh! no wonder you're batty. would it be imposing too much upon you if i asked you to do a little work today? just to sort of break the monotony?	With me you can always do business.
yeah?	You're always picking on me. It took me three hours to get those little gadgets in those holes, and you screw it up in a minute. Hey, look!
yeah.	Yeah?
yeah?	Yeah.
look, i quit!	Yeah?
a bird! a bird in a gilded cage! get that thing out of here!	Yes sir!
yes, sir. very good, sir.	A bird! A bird in a gilded cage! Get that thing out of here!
that's a canary! who brought that in here? canary, huh? go on, get that out of here. get that out of here!	Yes, sir. Very good, sir.
that's a canary, sir.	That's a canary! Who brought that in here? Canary, huh? Go on, get that out of here. Get that out of here!
i think i understand, sir. you mean you want me to go?	There you are. You caught on. You see, you're nice and you're smart too. You caught on right away. Outside! Go on! Outside! And don't come back!
outside!	I think I understand, sir. You mean you want me to go?
i beg your pardon, sir?	Outside!
all right, outside!	I beg your pardon, sir?
now i'm sorry. i appreciate your efforts. but i don't need anybody to help me button my pants - i've been buttoning my pants for thirty years all right, and i can button 'em with one hand as a matter of fact.	Now Mr. Smith, now please
quite so. quite.	Now I'm sorry. I appreciate your efforts. But I don't need anybody to help me button my pants - I've been buttoning my pants for thirty years all right, and I can button 'em with one hand as a matter of fact.
are you trying to tell me that i need someone to help me put on my pants and button them up?	Quite so. Quite.
thank you, sir.	But not for me!  Though I like you well enough. You're a nice fellow. You're all right. But I'm sorry I don't need any valleys today.
say, you are nice. you're all right. you'd make a good wife.	Thank you, sir.
what are you doing fooling around in here?	Miss Schuyler - I mean, Mrs. Smith - she engaged me this morning, sir.
oh no, sir!	What are you doing fooling around in here?
did you take anything out of those pants?	Oh no, sir!
yes. i must have been pretty much plastered if i hired a valet.	Oh, but you didn't engage me, sir.
drunk, sir?	Yes. I must have been pretty much plastered if I hired a valet.
dawson, huh? was i very drunk last night?	Drunk, sir?
dawson, sir.	Dawson, huh? Was I very drunk last night?
thank you, thank you, thank you! i'll do that for you some time. that's very sweet. say listen, what did you say your name was?	Dawson, sir.
your valet, sir.	Thank you, thank you, thank you! I'll do that for you some time. That's very sweet. Say listen, what did you say your name was?
you're my what?	Your valet, sir.
i'm your valet, sir. dawson is the name, sir.	You're my what?
who are you?	I'm your valet, sir. Dawson is the name, sir.
i like my bath all right. how do you like your bath?	Who are you?
how do you like your bath, sir?	I like my bath all right. How do you like your bath?
i bet.	You newspaper people have a lot of fun with him, don't you? What is it you call him - the Cinderella Man?
he's probably very tired. you see, he's had to meet all these people personally tonight.	I bet.
yes.	He's probably very tired. You see, he's had to meet all these people personally tonight.
mr. smith? oh, you mean ann schuyler's husband?	Yes.
thank you.  where is mr. smith?	Mr. Smith? Oh, you mean Ann Schuyler's husband?
that's a lovely dress.	Thank you.  Where is Mr. Smith?
why, a list of the guests. that's the usual thing, isn't it?	Yes, of course. I'll get it for you
yes, of course. miss ramsey telephoned me. well, what would you like to have?	Why, a list of the guests. That's the usual thing, isn't it?
i was sent from the post in place of our social editor.	Yes, of course. Miss Ramsey telephoned me. Well, what would you like to have?
i'm miss wilson - mrs. schuyler's social secretary.	I was sent from the Post in place of our social editor.
yes.	I'm Miss Wilson - Mrs. Schuyler's social secretary.
no.	There's nothing sudden about that  He's always loved the girl, but he was such a sap he didn't have sense enough to tell her. Well, that's all right - we can fix that. He will go to the little O'Brien girl, and - here, I'll show you.
gallagher, what are you going to do - tell me how to write a play?	No.
but that's ridiculous! you can't make a sudden change like that.	Gallagher, what are you going to do - tell me how to write a play?
the little o'brien girl, of course - the one you suggested in the story.	But that's ridiculous! You can't make a sudden change like that.
what other girl?	The little O'Brien girl, of course - the one you suggested in the story.
it's a swell idea, gallagher. how's this?  the wife's family lawyer comes to see the kid, see - to talk over the divorce. then this guy insults the poor but honest boy by offering him alimony - so the kid gets sore, socks the lawyer in the nose and throws him out. how's that for the beginning of the third act, huh?	Well, from now on the play will be easy. All you have to do is bring the wife back, have her say she's sorry, and then your play's over.
what did he want?	Gallagher, that guy just dropped by to give us a great opening for the third act.
grayson - anne's lawyer.	What did he want?
who was that?	Grayson - Anne's lawyer.
sorry, boss	Don't be sorry. Just get the breakfast, that's all.
never mind that. if you can't get my breakfast ready - and can't get here on time in the morning - then you can go get yourself another job.	Sorry, boss
it'll be ready in a minute.	Never mind that. If you can't get my breakfast ready - and can't get here on time in the morning - then you can go get yourself another job.
how about my breakfast? how do you expect me to ring a curtain down on an empty stomach?	It'll be ready in a minute.
yeah?	How about my breakfast? How do you expect me to ring a curtain down on an empty stomach?
hey, gallagher!	Yeah?
i wouldn't worry too much about it, stew. she'll see it your way.	Huh?  Oh, I'm not worrying about her - I'm worrying about that second act curtain, that's all.
now, we've got it right up to where the boy's wearing his white spats and going to teas and the frau enters - how's that?	Very good.
nope - afraid i'm all out of tricks tonight.	Now, we've got it right up to where the boy's wearing his white spats and going to teas and the frau enters - how's that?
now gallagher, if we could only get a great scene - a tremendously emotional scene - something that would just wring the hearts out of the public - to bring the curtain down in the second act - that would be okay. couldn't dig one out of your hat some place, could you?	Nope - afraid I'm all out of tricks tonight.
here you are.	All right, thanks. Now, let's see. How will I start? Hey pal, how would you start?
you could be something.  i've got an idea, gallagher. let's get this set. that's a great idea for a play. pal, get me a cigarette, will you?	Here you are.
what could i be?	You could be something.  I've got an idea, Gallagher. Let's get this set. That's a great idea for a play. Pal, get me a cigarette, will you?
and there's her mother - and what a character that old dame would make with her double-strength - and that lawyer friend of theirs - he'd make a great villain - and there's you!	What could I be?
oh, sure. she'd make a beautiful heroine...	And there's her mother - and what a character that old dame would make with her double-strength - and that lawyer friend of theirs - he'd make a great villain - and there's you!
gee, that's an idea, gallagher. that's an idea there. i wonder now...	Oh, sure. She'd make a beautiful heroine...
then why don't you write about something you know?  write about yourself and anne. the poor boy who marries a rich girl - now there's a swell theme.	Gee, that's an idea, Gallagher. That's an idea there. I wonder now...
right.	Then why don't you write about something you know?  Write about yourself and Anne. The poor boy who marries a rich girl - now there's a swell theme.
didn't he go to sea before he wrote about it?	Right.
right.	Didn't he go to sea before he wrote about it?
isn't he the one that always writes about things - only the things he knows about?	Right.
what do you know about conrad?	I don't know a thing about him, but isn't he the one you're always yelling about?
conrad.	What do you know about Conrad?
did who?	Conrad.
did conrad draw on his imagination?	Did who?
oh - draw on my imagination, i suppose.	Did Conrad draw on his imagination?
then how do you expect to write about it?	Oh - draw on my imagination, I suppose.
never even been to new madrid.	Then how do you expect to write about it?
to old madrid.	Never even been to New Madrid.
been where?	To Old Madrid.
stewart, have you ever been to old madrid?	Been where?
haven't i covered some territory? it feels like i've been on a cook's tour[18] some place.	Stewart, have you ever been to Old Madrid?
well, you're not getting your play done, but you're certainly covering a lot of territory.	Haven't I covered some territory? It feels like I've been on a Cook's Tour[18] some place.
how far have you gotten?	Well, I've just been able to get off that Norway coast - so far.
you know what i should do with you? i should sock you right in that funny little nose.	Yes - and I'd love it.
okay.	Smythe! Give them one drink and throw 'em out!
i see. hank brought them all. that's all right. we'll give them a drink and throw 'em out. how's that?	Okay.
i'm sorry, stew. i asked hank, and hank did the rest.	I see. Hank brought them all. That's all right. We'll give them a drink and throw 'em out. How's that?
hello, stew.	Hello, Hank. How are you?
well, gallagher! glad to see you.	Hello, Stew.
no, no. strange, i've never seen anne act that way before.  it's funny i never thought to tell her you were a girl, isn't it?	Yes.
oh, that's all right, stew. forget it. as far as she's concerned, i'm just part of the hired help.	No, no. Strange, I've never seen Anne act that way before.  It's funny I never thought to tell her you were a girl, isn't it?
i'm sorry, gallagher - really, i am sorry.	Oh, that's all right, Stew. Forget it. As far as she's concerned, I'm just part of the hired help.
they all consider me just as one of the boys.	Right!
my mistake - she's glaring.	Must be my wife.
staring at us?	My mistake - she's glaring.
don't turn around now - but there's a very beautiful girl up there who seems to be staring at us.	Staring at us?
oh, you dyed one and washed the other. well! you certainly look good.	Don't turn around now - but there's a very beautiful girl up there who seems to be staring at us.
i dyed one and washed the other.	Oh, you dyed one and washed the other. Well! You certainly look good.
what did you do to that hair? and where did you get that dress?	I dyed one and washed the other.
nothing.	What did you do to that hair? And where did you get that dress?
gee gallagher, do you look good! what are you doing to yourself?	Nothing.
say, who's been tying your ties lately? it looks rotten.	Gee Gallagher, do you look good! What are you doing to yourself?
no, no! maybe we could interest you in some well done butterflies, or perhaps some slightly fried pansies, or better still, some stuffed shirts. and guaranteed every one of them will give you a good stiff pain in the neck.	Say, who's been tying your ties lately? It looks rotten.
well, i'll have to look someplace else.	No, no! Maybe we could interest you in some well done butterflies, or perhaps some slightly fried pansies, or better still, some stuffed shirts. And guaranteed every one of them will give you a good stiff pain in the neck.
aw, you wanted to see some life in the raw, huh? well gal, i'm afraid we ain't got no raw life up here.	Well, I'll have to look someplace else.
i'm pinch-hitting for our society editor tonight. i wanted to see some life in the raw.	Aw, you wanted to see some life in the raw, huh? Well gal, I'm afraid we ain't got no raw life up here.
well, daughter of the slums - how did you get out of the ghetto?	I'm pinch-hitting for our society editor tonight. I wanted to see some life in the raw.
there you are!	Well, daughter of the slums - how did you get out of the ghetto?
well, well! if it isn't my old friend! turn around, gal! let's get a look at you.	There you are!
mr. smith, i've read some of your plays and i'd like an autograph.	Well, well! If it isn't my old friend! Turn around, gal! Let's get a look at you.
how is her family going to feel about it?	Her family? Oh, they'll be all right. I'll bring them around.  Gilded cage?!  Besides, I'm not marrying her family. Stew Smith in a gilded cage! Stew Smith? Ha!  That mug. What does he know?
i knew you would, pal.  a bird in a gilded cage, eh?	How is her family going to feel about it?
sure - i think so, stew.	I knew you would, pal.  A bird in a gilded cage, eh?
pay attention? i'm not paying any attention to him. you think that guy could get me upset? hah! not that mug. he's a tough mug - hard, cynical. he doesn't know the fine things in life - that guy.  a bird in a gilded cage, huh? it's getting so a guy can't step out without being called a magnolia. stew smith, a magnolia! not me. say, i'm not going to hang around and be a speakeasy rat all my life! i'll tell you that. not me, not me. i'm going to step out and mean something in this world. you watch me.  say, am i a lucky guy to be near anne schuyler?  i've been hit with a carload of horseshoes, and believe me i know it. lucky, i'll say i'm lucky!  don't you think i'm lucky, gallagher?	Sure - I think so, Stew.
don't pay attention to him, stew. he doesn't know what he's talking about.	Pay attention? I'm not paying any attention to him. You think that guy could get me upset? Hah! Not that mug. He's a tough mug - hard, cynical. He doesn't know the fine things in life - that guy.  A bird in a gilded cage, huh? It's getting so a guy can't step out without being called a magnolia. Stew Smith, a magnolia! Not me. Say, I'm not going to hang around and be a speakeasy rat all my life! I'll tell you that. Not me, not me. I'm going to step out and mean something in this world. You watch me.  Say, am I a lucky guy to be near Anne Schuyler?  I've been hit with a carload of horseshoes, and believe me I know it. Lucky, I'll say I'm lucky!  Don't you think I'm lucky, Gallagher?
oh, i'll call you up some time. and if your social duties permit - why -	Cut that out. Just because I'm married - there's no reason for that.
say, what kind of a pal are you? you're not going to leave me flat?	Oh, I'll call you up some time. And if your social duties permit - why -
oh no, you won't, mr. smith. you're a married man now. mother always warned me never to run around with married men.	Say, what kind of a pal are you? You're not going to leave me flat?
well, if she doesn't want to come, i'll come down alone.	Oh no, you won't, Mr. Smith. You're a married man now. Mother always warned me never to run around with married men.
my error.	Well, if she doesn't want to come, I'll come down alone.
now get this, gallagher - smith. that's the name.	My error.
remember, she's a schuyler.	Now get this, Gallagher - Smith. That's the name.
who - anne? sure, anne would love that.	Remember, she's a Schuyler.
do you think your wife would walk up three flights of stairs just to eat out of paper plates?	Who - Anne? Sure, Anne would love that.
remember the time we had a spaghetti party, and while i was serving the spaghetti i dropped it on the floor, and while those mugs weren't looking, i picked it up and served it to them anyway! remember that? yes, anne would love that.	Do you think your wife would walk up three flights of stairs just to eat out of paper plates?
not since you broke into society.	Remember the time we had a spaghetti party, and while I was serving the spaghetti I dropped it on the floor, and while those mugs weren't looking, I picked it up and served it to them anyway! Remember that? Yes, Anne would love that.
ah! thank you, joe.  tell you what - we'll have one of those parties down at your house - one of those spaghetti parties, you know. gee, we haven't had one of those in a long time, have we gallagher?	Not since you broke into society.
who me? she wouldn't want to meet me. i'm just an old load of hay.	Ah! Thank you, Joe.  Tell you what - we'll have one of those parties down at your house - one of those spaghetti parties, you know. Gee, we haven't had one of those in a long time, have we Gallagher?
joe! a little snifter.  say, wasn't i a lucky guy to fall into a girl like that, huh?  look at that! i don't know how i rate that, gallagher. gosh, there's a swell girl. i want you to meet her.	Who me? She wouldn't want to meet me. I'm just an old load of hay.
it's the smoke.	Joe! A little snifter.  Say, wasn't I a lucky guy to fall into a girl like that, huh?  Look at that! I don't know how I rate that, Gallagher. Gosh, there's a swell girl. I want you to meet her.
oh sure, we'll be happy. what's the matter with your eyes?	It's the smoke.
i hope you'll be very happy.	Oh sure, we'll be happy. What's the matter with your eyes?
thanks, thanks.	I hope you'll be very happy.
sure. i wish you all the luck in the world, pal.	Thanks, thanks.
sure, you ran away. aren't you going to congratulate a guy?	Sure. I wish you all the luck in the world, pal.
i didn't run away.	Sure, you ran away. Aren't you going to congratulate a guy?
well, well, well! gallagher, old pal! there you are. what did you run away for?	I didn't run away.
well!	Well, you're my pal, aren't you? Then don't turn female on me.
there you go, talking like a woman!	Well!
and the rest of us are truck horses?	There you go, talking like a woman!
gallagher! she's the real mccoy!	And the rest of us are truck horses?
on now, stew, don't be too hard on her. i wouldn't call her a brewery horse.	Gallagher! She's the real McCoy!
sure, sure. you've got a nose, gallagher. you've got a nose. but there's different women, gallagher. you know, like brewery horses and thoroughbreds.	On now, Stew, don't be too hard on her. I wouldn't call her a brewery horse.
of course i haven't got a nose.	Sure, sure. You've got a nose, Gallagher. You've got a nose. But there's different women, Gallagher. You know, like brewery horses and thoroughbreds.
oh, you don't appreciate it. her pictures don't do her justice. why, gallagher, she's queenly - she is queenly - and i know queens!  and oh, has she got herself a nose - and i know noses too. that little snozzle of hers is the berries, i tell you. and is she cute when she throws that little snozzle to the high heavens!	Of course I haven't got a nose.
well, i've seen her pictures, and i don't think she's so hot.	Oh, you don't appreciate it. Her pictures don't do her justice. Why, Gallagher, she's queenly - she is queenly - and I know queens!  And oh, has she got herself a nose - and I know noses too. That little snozzle of hers is the berries, I tell you. And is she cute when she throws that little snozzle to the high heavens!
and those and them.	Well, I've seen her pictures, and I don't think she's so hot.
and that	and those and them.
and with it came love! oh gallagher, you've got to meet her. she's it	and that
for heaven's sake, stew, are you completely bats? what for? i thought the story was cold. you can't go back there.	Sure, the story is cold, but I'm not. I'm sizzling - look! Psst!
sure, i must drop in on the mad wench. her wounds need soothing.	For heaven's sake, Stew, are you completely bats? What for? I thought the story was cold. You can't go back there.
you what?	Sure, I must drop in on the mad wench. Her wounds need soothing.
i hope not . . . i've got to call on her this morning!	You what?
you're sure going to be poison to that junior leaguer[4] from now on!	I hope not . . . I've got to call on her this morning!
the boss is getting hoarse.	There's the third one. If I don't get the last one, there's a certain sob sister I know that's going to get a kick right in the . . . oh! Whoops, almost had that.
come on, come on. here they come, gallagher! here they come!	The boss is getting hoarse.
stew, your hands are shaking. you've been drinking again.	Come on, come on. Here they come, Gallagher! Here they come!
yes.	And now for that twentieth crack
don't think. let me do all the thinking. now you go back to that schuyler outfit and tell them that i didn't marry that dame for her dough and i don't want any of her dough now. i was too poor to buy her a wedding present when we got married, so i'm giving her a divorce for a wedding present. now, stand up!	Yes.
we just thought that	Don't think. Let me do all the thinking. Now you go back to that Schuyler outfit and tell them that I didn't marry that dame for her dough and I don't want any of her dough now. I was too poor to buy her a wedding present when we got married, so I'm giving her a divorce for a wedding present. Now, stand up!
unconscious. you know, when you don't know anything. your natural state. there are some people - you can't buy their self-respect for a bucket of shekels - well, i happen to be one of those guys.	We just thought that
i beg your pardon.	Unconscious. You know, when you don't know anything. Your natural state. There are some people - you can't buy their self-respect for a bucket of shekels - well, I happen to be one of those guys.
remember what i told you about that twentieth crack? all right, you've just made it. before you go unconscious i want you to get this through your nut.	I beg your pardon.
that's putting it crudely, but	Remember what I told you about that twentieth crack? All right, you've just made it. Before you go unconscious I want you to get this through your nut.
wait a minute. do i get from you that she wants to pay me alimony?	That's putting it crudely, but
listen grayson, i've got 106 bucks and 75 cents in the bank. now anne can have any part of that she wants, but she'd better hurry because i'm spending it awfully fast.	You don't seem to understand. Anne doesn't expect anything from you.
she wants me to arrange the financial settlement.	Listen Grayson, I've got 106 bucks and 75 cents in the bank. Now Anne can have any part of that she wants, but she'd better hurry because I'm spending it awfully fast.
she did?	She wants me to arrange the financial settlement.
anne asked me to come and see you about the divorce.	She did?
you don't.	Anne asked me to come and see you about the divorce.
i don't eat waffles.	You don't.
surely, sit down. if i had known you were coming, i would have thrown you up a waffle.	I don't eat waffles.
thanks. may i sit down?	Surely, sit down. If I had known you were coming, I would have thrown you up a waffle.
surely, come right in.	Thanks. May I sit down?
now don't be absurd, smith  may i come in?	Surely, come right in.
no, i have no idea - unless some of the silver-ware is missing.	Now don't be absurd, Smith  May I come in?
i suppose you know why i came?	No, I have no idea - unless some of the silver-ware is missing.
holy jumping swordfish!	I suppose you know why I came?
hello, smith.	Holy jumping swordfish!
traps shut!	Certainly! I'll take care of this guy Bingy myself, personally.  Now what are you crying about?
why deny it? the more you deny, the more they print. let them alone! the thing to do is to sit still and keep our traps shut.	Traps shut!
well, at best you might deny it.	Why deny it? The more you deny, the more they print. Let them alone! The thing to do is to sit still and keep our traps shut.
you quit trying to stop anybody	Well, at best you might deny it.
i've tried to stop the evening papers, but it's useless.	You quit trying to stop anybody
i think you'd better go.	Go?! Wait a minute - that's a great story! Newspaper reporter was forcibly ejected from Schuyler Mansion, and
the man from the tribune seemed perfectly satisfied.	Who, Bingy? Yeah, Bingy would. He never saw fifty dollars before. You could have bought him for six bits. Funny thing about Bingy. The more he gets - the more he prints. He looks stupid, doesn't he? But oh how smart he gets when he bends over a typewriter.
i have it here.	Good.
a statement? good.	I have it here.
we admit nothing. however, i have a little statement all prepared.	A statement? Good.
well, well. that takes it out of the rumor class, doesn't it?	We admit nothing. However, I have a little statement all prepared.
no breach-of-promise case has been filed. the matter has been settled out of court.	Oh I see, but Gloria doesn't seem to be satisfied with the twenty thousand dollars.
rumors? rumors? since when is a breach-of-promise case a rumor?	No breach-of-promise case has been filed. The matter has been settled out of court.
just a habit. mr. schuyler is a bit put out by all the rumors going around.	Rumors? Rumors? Since when is a breach-of-promise case a rumor?
nice set of conrads you have out there, mrs. schuyler. i was just glancing through this one.  what's michael tearing the paper about?	Just a habit. Mr. Schuyler is a bit put out by all the rumors going around.
the rest of the gang had to get out the morning edition - but they'll be down later.	Now Hank, are you sure they're coming?  It will be lonesome without them.  Smythe, take this crowd in there and give them a drink. And find out what the boys in the back room want!
i'm sorry nobody could come.	The rest of the gang had to get out the morning edition - but they'll be down later.
come in, joe. it's all right.	Hello, Joe.
it's all right. bring him in.	Come in, Joe. It's all right.
i sort of invited him along to bend an elbow. you don't mind, do you?	It's all right. Bring him in.
sure.	I sort of invited him along to bend an elbow. You don't mind, do you?
okay - you remember joe	Sure.
come right in - i'll get you a drink.	Okay - you remember Joe
fine, but kinda thirsty.	Come right in - I'll get you a drink.
smythe, you've been drinking.	I have. Double-strength!
are the cars ready?	They've been ready for the last half hour.
pardon me, madam. they phoned through from the mayor's committee to remind you it's past the hour for the reception.	Are the cars ready?
double-strength!	"Cinderella Man Grows Hair On Chest!"
some bicarbonate - quick!	Double strength!
oh, smythe, some bicarbonate of soda, quick - double strength. i know those news mongrels[3] will upset me.	I've anticipated it, madame. The bicarbonate is ready.
what is it, smythe?	Pardon me, madam - but what am I to say to the newspapermen?
heavens! the man's insane!	Sure I'm insane, but I've got some good news for you.  This magnolia is leaving your sweet smelling vanilla joint. This bird in a cage is gonna button his own pants from now on. And that is what is known as telling the mother- in-law.
joan of arc! what's it to you?	Heavens! The man's insane!
what's going on here? who is this woman?	Joan of Arc! What's it to you?
that's the fourteenth crack you've made to me. i'm keeping count. when you get to twenty, i'm gonna sock you right on the nose. as a matter of fact, i ought to sock you right now.	Anne Schuyler, are you going to sit there and watch this man insult us? Haven't you any decency left?
and you struck him right here in our house?	Yes, I'm sorry, I struck him right here in your house. And I'll strike anybody in anybody's house that calls me a Cinderella Man.
he's a worm - and i'm gonna step on him!	To engage in a brawl! A cheap, common brawl, in my own home! "I wear the pants!" The pants ! Not even the trousers!
i beg your pardon?	He's a worm - and I'm gonna step on him!
yes - the worm!	I beg your pardon?
have you seen this?	Yes - the worm!
good morning, everybody  well, maybe it isn't a good morning, huh?  anne, did you ever get the feeling that there was someone else in the room with you?	Have you seen this?
all right, grandma	This man's impossible! I can't talk to him. Grayson, let's go where we can talk - hic!  See what you've done to me!?
stop calling me mother!	All right, Grandma
about what? your marriage to anne!	Oh, my marriage to Anne. Now Mrs. Schuyler, we don't want you to go to any trouble about that. We just want the usual blessings, that's all.
nobody seems to want to do anything  why not ask me? perhaps i can offer a suggestion. do what about what?	About what? Your marriage to Anne!
with pleasure, madame!	Get out of here.
indeed? perhaps he will do me a great favor.	With pleasure, Madame!
as a matter of fact, i was just trying to decide the color of anne's eyes. i can't tell whether they're blue, or whether they're violet. what would you say, mrs. schuyler?	Why
dexter grayson, you told me it was only ten thousandand you didn't even get those letters from that jezebel!	Oh, so you did give her ten thousand dollars, eh? and there are letters...
it isn't done, gentlemen! it isn't done, i say! it isn't done!	Well, Gallagher, you certainly took no chances, did you?
smythe, i'll get this. i'm expecting some friends.	Very good, sir.
yes.	That's all I wanted to know!
a bird in a gilded cage?	Yes.
well sir, to be a putterer, one's mind must be at ease. a person with a problem could never be a putterer. for instance, sir, a fish can putter in water but not on land because he'd be out of place. an eagle can putter around a rugged mountaintop but not in a cage, because he'd be restless and unhappy. now sir, if you will pardon me, with all due respect, sir, as a smythe to a smith, you are an eagle in a cage.	A bird in a gilded cage?
well, if i couldn't be a good putterer, i wouldn't want to putter. but why? what makes you think i couldn't be a good putterer?	Well sir, to be a putterer, one's mind must be at ease. A person with a problem could never be a putterer. For instance, sir, a fish can putter in water but not on land because he'd be out of place. An eagle can putter around a rugged mountaintop but not in a cage, because he'd be restless and unhappy. Now sir, if you will pardon me, with all due respect, sir, as a Smythe to a Smith, you are an eagle in a cage.
you sir? uh-uh. you could never be a putterer. not a good putterer, sir.	Well, if I couldn't be a good putterer, I wouldn't want to putter. But why? What makes you think I couldn't be a good putterer?
how about me?  do you think if i concentrated and put my whole soul into it, that some day i might be a putterer?	You sir? Uh-uh. You could never be a putterer. Not a good putterer, sir.
yes sir.	How about me?  Do you think if I concentrated and put my whole soul into it, that some day I might be a putterer?
oh my, wouldn't that be tragic? to know that you could never be a putterer.	Yes sir.
yes sir.	Oh my, wouldn't that be tragic? To know that you could never be a putterer.
oh my. you mean, some people are born and never will become putterers?	Yes sir.
oh no, sir. some people are natural putterers. others can never master it.	Oh my. You mean, some people are born and never will become putterers?
no! well, well, well! that's all right, if you like it. can anybody do that?	Oh no, sir. Some people are natural putterers. Others can never master it.
that's puttering, sir.	No! Well, well, well! That's all right, if you like it. Can anybody do that?
well sir, i'll show you.	That's puttering, sir.
well, isn't that nice? you just go right ahead and putter with your hands. that's all right. how do you do it?	Well sir, I'll show you.
oh no, sir. i putter with me hands.	Well, isn't that nice? You just go right ahead and putter with your hands. That's all right. How do you do it?
hmmm, you just putter. do you have to have a putter to putter?	Oh no, sir. I putter with me hands.
i just putter.	Hmmm, you just putter. Do you have to have a putter to putter?
smythe! i mean - when you're alone and want to amuse yourself, then what?	I just putter.
well, sir, i putter.	Smythe! I mean - when you're alone and want to amuse yourself, then what?
smythe, what do you do with yourself - i mean, when you're not carrying those double-strength - what do you do with yourself?	Well, sir, I putter.
yes, sir.	Smythe, what do you do with yourself - I mean, when you're not carrying those double-strength - what do you do with yourself?
it's haunted just the same.	Yes, sir.
no, sir.	It's haunted just the same.
found no skeletons?	No, sir.
yes, sir.	Found no skeletons?
yes. have you looked in the closets all over . . .?	Yes, sir.
no, sir!	Yes. Have you looked in the closets all over . . .?
no, that's enough. i just wanted you to get the idea. now you know. this house is haunted.	No, sir!
me, sir?	Yeah.
you try it.	Me, sir?
yes, sir.	You try it.
shhh! do you hear something?	Yes, sir.
smythe, come here. i want to talk to you.  come on, smythe, talk to me. smythe, i'm going nuts. i'm going nuts in this house! this big . . . come on, i'm not going to hurt you. come on, what's the matter with you?	Shhh! Do you hear something?
did you call, sir?	Smythe, come here. I want to talk to you.  Come on, Smythe, talk to me. Smythe, I'm going nuts. I'm going nuts in this house! This big . . . come on, I'm not going to hurt you. Come on, what's the matter with you?
smythe, the - er - gentleman is leaving.	Yes, sir.
that's what i think of it, bingy!	Smythe, the - er - gentleman is leaving.
well done, sir. very neat.	That's what I think of it, Bingy!
but i	Now the lady said you may go
mrs. schuyler is not at home.	I know, I know. I waited outside till she went out. She's a very nice lady, but we don't vibrate well together.
smythe! well, well, well! with a y , huh?  congratulations! what a small world. brothers under livery. shake!  now, as a smith to a smythe	Mrs. Schuyler is not at home.
the name is smythe.	Smythe! Well, well, well! With a Y , huh?  Congratulations! What a small world. Brothers under livery. Shake!  Now, as a Smith to a Smythe
now, now jeeves.[5] was that nice? was that being a gentleman, jeeves? was it, jeeves? your name is jeeves, isn't it?	The name is Smythe.
there are no gentlemen on the tribune.	I understand, sir.
what?	Well ...  ... Your father would never do anything like that.
yes ...  it's just that ...	What?
yes.	Okay.
you sure you want to know this?	Yes.
... sex.	Ah.
no. i want to know.	... Sex.
it doesn't matter.	No. I want to know.
what?	It doesn't matter.
yeah ...  that--and ...	What?
well, you hear all these things lately. you know--kids spending so much time up there ...  is it holding hands? that kind of thing?	Yeah ...  That--and ...
what do you mean?	Well, you hear all these things lately. You know--kids spending so much time up there ...  Is it holding hands? That kind of thing?
what goes on up at lover's lane?	What do you mean?
sure.	What goes on up at Lover's Lane?
can i ask you a question?	Sure.
yeah?	Can I ask you a question?
mary sue?	Yeah?
actually--i'm not real ... hungry.	Oh nonsense young lady. You're going to start your day with a nice big breakfast.
i put blueberries in them just the way you like.	Actually--I'm not real ... hungry.
i just love you in that sweater mary-sue. it's so flattering.	Thanks.
thanks ... i love you.	I love you too.
i'm so proud of you, bud.	Thanks ... I love you.
... it's a pretty short trip.	I'm so proud of you, Bud.
and ... wear this on the trip in case it gets cold.	... It's a pretty short trip.
i won't.	And ... wear this on the trip in case it gets cold.
there's a meatloaf sandwich in there too. don't go skipping dinner just 'cause you're not here anymore.	I won't.
i had to say goodbye.	There's a meatloaf sandwich in there too. Don't go skipping dinner just 'cause you're not here anymore.
thanks. i thought you weren't gonna ...	I had to say goodbye.
i made you these for the trip. they're marshmallow rice squares.	Thanks. I thought you weren't gonna ...
thank you.	Sure.
wait.	What?
no ... they won't be able to tell.	Wait.
and they won't be able to tell?	No ... They won't be able to tell.
looks just like it did.	And they won't be able to tell?
does it look okay?	Looks just like it did.
have you got any make up?	In my handbag.
it's okay. it's alright.	I can't go out there. How can I go out there?
how 'bout some marshmallow rice squares?	I'm fine.
oh no ... i'm fine.	How 'bout some Marshmallow Rice Squares?
why no. she's still on her date with biff ... is something the matter?	No, I ... I was just ... worried about her.
bu-ud ... mary sue ... your breakfast is getting cold.	It can't be possible.
bud. mary sue ... breakfast is on the table.	We're in Pleasantville?
like a drum.	Yeah.  Or like sprinklers in the summer ...
yeah. it does.	Like a drum.
sounds nice ... once you get used to it.	Yeah. It does.
but you can't go out there.	Sounds nice ... Once you get used to it.
but i really should get home.	But you can't go out there.
you can't go out there.	But I really should get home.
what is that?	I don't know.
it's alright. let me see.	No ...
it's alright.	It's alright. Let me see.
i've got to go ...	It's alright.
wait ...	I've got to go ...
yes she is.	Wait ...
no she's not.	Yes she is.
she's crying.	No she's not.
what?	She's crying.
she's crying.	What?
isn't it great how she's resting like that?	She's crying.
bud?	Here's my favorite.
bud brought it to me.	Bud?
where'd you get this?	Bud brought it to me.
i think it looks nice.	Well ...  Here's what it's s'posed to look like.
having kind of a tough time.	I think it looks nice.
i just thought ... it's beautiful.	Thanks.
no, no ... come on in.	I just thought ... It's beautiful.
i'm sorry ...	No, no ... Come on in.
oh, hi ...	I'm sorry ...
oh, hello betty.	Hello Bill.
where are you gonna go?	I'm gonna go now.
i made a couple of lunches for you and put them in brown paper bags ...  i'm gonna go now.	Where are you gonna go?
okay--now you listen to me ...  you're gonna come to this meeting and you're gonna put on this make up, and you're gonna come home at six o'clock every night and have dinner ready on this table.	No I'm not sweetie.
i don't want it to go away.	Okay--now you listen to me ...  You're gonna come to this meeting and you're gonna put on this make up, and you're gonna come home at six o'clock every night and have dinner ready on this table.
it goes away ... it'll go away.	I don't want it to go away.
i don't want to put on some make up ...	It goes away ... It'll go away.
it's fine. you'll put on some make up and ...	I don't want to put on some make up ...
look at me george. that meeting's not for me. look at my face.	It's fine. You'll put on some make up and ...
no i'm not.	Look at me George. That meeting's not for me. Look at my face.
sure you are.	No I'm not.
i told you, george. i'm not going.	Sure you are.
look. let's just forget about it. let's just go to the meeting and ...	I told you, George. I'm not going.
i was in a bowling-alley.	Look. Let's just forget about it. Let's just go to the meeting and ...
i got caught in the storm. you were gone all night too.	I was in a bowling-alley.
all night?	I got caught in the storm. You were gone all night too.
i told you where i was.	All night?
oh, george ...	But your sister is a fine young woman and she would never do anything for us to be concerned about.
bud, your sister's a little older now and she's naturally going to start going out with boys.  ... in fact pretty soon--she's even going to get married and make someone a good little home-maker like your mother here.  that's if she can learn to bake.	Oh, George ...
oh, swell. you know, mr. connel said that if things keep going the way they are, i might be seeing that promotion sooner than i thought.	Oh darling that's wonderful!  I always knew you could do it.
how was your day?	Oh, swell. You know, Mr. Connel said that if things keep going the way they are, I might be seeing that promotion sooner than I thought.
it's better, mary sue.	I said, NO!  ... I've read like one book in my whole life and I'll be damned if I let you throw it on that fire ...
don't! just let go.	It's better, Mary Sue.
i'm busy.	With what?
why not?	I'm busy.
oh.  i can't.	Why not?
we were gonna ... you know ...	Oh.  I can't.
so.	We were gonna ... You know ...
it's six-thirty ...	So.
what are you doing?	It's six-thirty ...
mary sue--c'mon ...	What are you doing?
it is?	Trust me ...
it's s'posed to happen, biff.	It is?
... why?	I think ... I might be ill ...
to be honest mary sue. i didn't think you'd want to come here until we'd been pinned for a little while.	Oh, Biff. You can "pin" me any time you want to.
oh yeah ... gorgeous.	To be honest Mary Sue. I didn't think you'd want to come here until we'd been pinned for a little while.
sure is pretty.	Oh yeah ... Gorgeous.
... lover's lane.	Lover's Lane!
but where would we go?	... Lover's Lane.
you wanna get out of here? you wanna leave?	But where would we go?
what?	You wanna get out of here? You wanna leave?
you want to get out of here?	What?
anyhow ... i really wanted to come over and sit next to you in civics but ...	You want to get out of here?
i mean, there's kids that are even holding hands already but i figure there's plenty of time for that kind of thing later on. don't you?	Oh you bet.  Will you excuse me for a sec?
oh, gosh no.	I mean, there's kids that are even holding hands already but I figure there's plenty of time for that kind of thing later on. Don't you?
so i know i haven't been steady with anybody, but i just don't want to rush it. you don't want to make a mistake with something that important.	Oh, gosh no.
hunh?  oh, right ...	So I know I haven't been steady with anybody, but I just don't want to rush it. You don't want to make a mistake with something that important.
well, sometimes talking's over-rated. don't you think?	Hunh?  Oh, right ...
... and you always seemed so smart and everything. like that report you did on "our town hall." gosh. i didn't know what i'd talk to you about.	Well, sometimes talking's over-rated. Don't you think?
oh yeah.	Gosh. I hardly know what to say.
really biff? the keenest?	Oh yeah.
i don't know if i ever said this to you before, but, well ... i think you're just about the keenest girl in the whole school ...	Really Biff? The keenest?
well "gee whizz" biff. i sure am glad you asked me.	I don't know if I ever said this to you before, but, well ... I think you're just about the keenest girl in the whole school ...
i sure am glad you said you'd come out with me tonight mary sue.	Well "gee whizz" Biff. I sure am glad you asked me.
what's all the commotion? where's the cat?	Um ... It's ...
what'll it be?	Gee whizz, Bud. Guess I'll just have the usual. Cheeseburger and a cherry coke.
i didn't say that. it's just that right now ...	I don't know what I'd do if she wouldn't go out with me ...
she won't go out with me?	I didn't say that. It's just that right now ...
what i mean is ... mary sue's been a little "different" lately ...	She won't go out with me?
lucky guess.  look, biff ... i don't think it's a real good time for that right now ...	What I mean is ... Mary Sue's been a little "different" lately ...
yeah ... how'd you know?	Lucky guess.  Look, Biff ... I don't think it's a real good time for that right now ...
you want to ask her out tonight, right? and then you want to give her your school pin ...	Yeah ... How'd you know?
what's the matter?	You want to ask her out tonight, right? And then you want to give her your school pin ...
i don't believe it.	What's the matter?
what?	I don't believe it.
oh god! are we in that episode?	What?
but it could happen.	No it couldn't!
that's not going to happen!	But it could happen.
c'mon. everyone's turning colors. kids are making out in the street. no one's getting their dinner-- hell, you could have a flood any minute ... pretty soon you could have the women going off to work while the men stayed home and cooked ...	That's not going to happen!
okay, that's it!!!	Now don't you think she looks just as pretty in color? Don't you think she looks just as pretty as she did the day you met her?
maybe you can't even describe it. maybe you only know it when it's gone. maybe it's like there's a whole piece of you that's missing too.  you might even call it "love."	Okay, that's IT!!!
what happened?	Well, I ... I came home like I always do, And I came in the front door. And I took off my coat. And I put down my briefcase and I said "Honey. I'm home."
rain.	Real rain?
are you alright?  what is it?	Rain.
why don't you start by saying "yes," and then getting me one of those swell pineapple kabobs.	Oh sure ... You bet.  Betty ...
oh my gosh. i hardly know what to say.	Why don't you start by saying "yes," and then getting me one of those swell pineapple kabobs.
and that's why i want you to be on the pleasantville chamber of commerce.	Oh my Gosh. I hardly know what to say.
no. of course not.	And that's why I want you to be on the Pleasantville Chamber of Commerce.
and it's important for them to see someone they respect, stand up for what's right. if you love a place, you can't sit around and watch this kind of thing happen to it.	No. Of course not.
thank you very much.	And it's important for them to see someone they respect, stand up for what's right. If you love a place, you can't sit around and watch this kind of thing happen to it.
no. they do. and it isn't just 'cause you're a great bowler ... they respect you ...	Thank you very much.
i really don't know.  ben miller's son just quit his job as a boxboy at the market.	... How?
oh my gosh. what's he gonna to do?	I really don't know.  Ben Miller's son just quit his job as a boxboy at the market.
one of those ... big beds?	Oh my gosh. What's he gonna to do?
wife wants him to get one of those new beds.	One of those ... big beds?
no. what?	Wife wants him to get one of those new beds.
"changes."  and it's not just the fire or big stuff like that. it's little things.  did you hear about bill miller?	No. What?
"changes."	"Changes."  And it's not just the fire or big stuff like that. It's little things.  Did you hear about Bill Miller?
i'm sure you've noticed the same things we all have--certain "changes" going on in the town.  you know what i mean by "changes"?	"Changes."
betty's making some pineapple kabobs ...	I'm fine--but thank you.
oh, no thanks ...	Betty's making some pineapple kabobs ...
want some bridge mix?	Oh, no thanks ...
oh sure it is.	No it isn't.
it's not in me.	Oh sure it is.
but see that's just the point. it can't stop at once. because it's in you. and you can't stop something that's in you.	It's not in ME.
this behavior will stop at once.	But see that's just the point. It can't stop at once. Because it's in you. And you can't stop something that's in you.
well i don't think it's a circus. and i don't think they do either.	THIS BEHAVIOR WILL STOP AT ONCE.
because i will not allow you to turn this courtroom into a circus!	Well I don't think it's a circus. And I don't think they do either.
why am i out of order?	BECAUSE I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO TURN THIS COURTROOM INTO A CIRCUS!
you're out of order!	Why am I out of order?
you're not allowed to lie.	I'm not lying ... Here I'll show you.
i thought i was allowed to defend myself.	You're not allowed to lie.
okay--that's enough!	I thought I was allowed to defend myself.
see, i know you want it to stay "pleasant" but there are so many things that are so much better: like silly ... or sexy ... or dangerous ... or wild ... or brief ...  and every one of those things is in you all the time if you just have the guts to look for them.  look at those faces back there. they're no different than you are. they just happened to see something inside themselves that you don't want to ...	Okay--that's enough!
the basketball team?	Sure. Everybody's upset because they're not winning anymore--but just think how it would feel if all of a sudden they do win.
it's like the basketball team.	The basketball team?
i think i've got something to say.	Very well ...
it was accessible to everyone.	Very well. Let the record show that the defendants have answered in the affirmative to all the charges.
good. do you further admit that this unnatural depiction occurred in full public view where it was accessible to, and in plain sight of, minor children?	It was accessible to everyone.
well--it was dark out ...	Good. Do you further admit that this unnatural depiction occurred in full public view where it was accessible to, and in plain sight of, minor children?
do you further admit that this was done surreptitiously and under the cover of darkness?	Well--it was dark out ...
we prefer to keep these proceedings as "pleasant" as possible. i don't think a lawyer will be necessary.	Do you further admit that this was done surreptitiously and under the cover of darkness?
um ... yes i do. where's our lawyer?	We prefer to keep these proceedings as "pleasant" as possible. I don't think a lawyer will be necessary.
bud parker and william johnson, you have been charged with desecration of a public building and the intentional use of prohibited paint colors in violation of the pleasantville code of conduct and laws of common decency. do you admit that on the night of may 1, you did consciously and willfully apply the following forbidden colors to the pleasantville town hall:  red, pink, vermillion, puce, chartreuse, umber, blue, aqua, ox blood, green, peach, crimson, yellow, olive and magenta.	Um ... Yes I do. Where's our lawyer?
you're not allowed to do this! i could arrest you for this.	Still doesn't make it right.
because anybody should be able to paint in whatever color they want.	You're not allowed to do this! I could arrest you for this.
bud--why did you do this?	Because anybody should be able to paint in whatever color they want.
yes i do.	BUD--WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
do you know that it's illegal?	Yes I do.
yes i did.	Do you know that it's illegal?
did you do this?	Yes I did.
you put handcuffs on them and you take them to the police station.	Oh. guess I could do that, then.
well, i never had to do it before.	You put handcuffs on them and you take them to the police station.
what do you mean!?	Well, I never had to do it before.
um ... i don't know how to do that, bob.	What do you mean!?
dan! arrest them!	Um ... I don't know how to do that, Bob.
"it was big 'n brown 'n kept goin' an' goin' as far you could see."	I thought the books were blank?
look it doesn't matter. it's not important.	What is it?
what's outside of pleasantville?	Look it doesn't matter. It's not important.
um ... outside of pleasantville.	What's outside of Pleasantville?
and where's that?	Um ... Outside of Pleasantville.
what?	How'd you know how to put it out and all?
how'd you know about the fire?	What?
the other one?	The one in your mind. The one that you see on a bright cold morning. The one that you see when you walk in front of your house and you just stand there and stare.
no, not that hedge. the other one.	The other one?
green.	No, not that hedge. The other one.
what color is that hedge of yours?	Green.
yes.	What color is that hedge of yours?
mr. simpson ...	Yes.
hear your dad got a new car.	Oh yeah. A Buick. It's swell.
hello mr. simpson.	Hear your Dad got a new car.
hello bud.	Hello Mr. Simpson.
and you're sure about this?	I've done the slut thing, David. It's really kinda old.
right here.	And you're sure about this?
you got the admissions letter.	Right here.
honestly ... no.	You got the admissions letter.
besides. you think there's like a chance i'm gonna get into college back there?	Honestly ... no.
i'm not ready yet. i gotta do this for a little while.	Besides. You think there's like a chance I'm gonna get into college back there?
this thing works. we could go home right now.	I'm not ready yet. I gotta do this for a little while.
i told you. i'm like positive.	This thing works. We could go home right now.
are you sure?	I told you. I'm like positive.
oh, i don't know. maybe ...  ... it's not just the sex ...	What?
well i've had like ten times as much sex as these girls and i'm still like this. they have one hour in the back of a car and suddenly they're in technicolor.	Oh, I don't know. Maybe ...  ... it's not just the sex ...
what?	Well I've had like ten times as much sex as these girls and I'm still like this. They have one hour in the back of a car and suddenly they're in technicolor.
how come i'm still in black and white?	What?
yes.	How come I'm still in black and white?
can i ask you a question?	Yes.
wow.	Can I ask you a question?
gone out with you. she woulda like rearranged your tonsils.	Wow.
you weren't playing a joke? she woulda gone out with me?	Gone out with you. She woulda like rearranged your tonsils.
no. she really liked you.	You weren't playing a joke? She woulda gone out with me?
well--did she really like me or were you just making that up.	No. She really liked you.
yeah ...	Well--did she really like me or were you just making that up.
remember when you told me that lisa rosenberg liked me?	Yeah ...
sure.	Remember when you told me that Lisa Rosenberg liked me?
well ... i just ...  can i ask you a question?	Sure.
so what is it?	Well ... I just ...  Can I ask you a question?
that's great.	So what is it?
seemed kinda sexy. look. i read 35 pages.	That's great.
... yeah.	Seemed kinda sexy. Look. I read 35 pages.
d.h. lawrence. you ever heard of him?	... Yeah.
yeah. can't believe you started such a dorky fad.	D.H. Lawrence. You ever heard of him?
you're reading?	Yeah. Can't believe you started such a dorky fad.
nothing.	Nothing?
what's wrong?	Nothing.
the pages filled in?	But like only up to the part about the raft, because I didn't read any farther.
okay look, this like--wasn't my fault. they asked me what it was about and i like didn't remember 'cause we had it back in tenth grade, but i told them what i did remember, and the next thing i knew the pages had filled in.	The pages filled in?
um ... they like wanna ask you a question ... i didn't know how to handle it. so ...	Sure.
it's fine.	Um ... They like wanna ask you a question ... I didn't know how to handle it. So ...
not directly anyhow ...	It's fine.
it's okay.	Not directly anyhow ...
i had nothing to do with that fire.	It's okay.
me too. sounds swell.	Really? It seems so fattening.
they don't have that kind of potential.	Um--hello? You want to like take a look?
david, let me tell you something. these people don't want to be geeks. they want to be "attractive." they've got a lot of potential, they just don't know any better.	They don't have that kind of potential.
i just don't think we have the right to ...	David, let me tell you something. These people don't want to be geeks. They want to be "attractive." They've got a lot of potential, they just don't know any better.
i mean, you don't think it's just like dorky or funny or something ... you really like it.  oh god! i am just so personally horrified right now ...	I just don't think we have the right to ...
david, nobody's happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.  you like all this don't you?	I mean, you don't think it's just like dorky or funny or something ... you really like it.  Oh God! I am just so personally horrified right now ...
they're happy like this.	David, nobody's happy in a Poodle skirt and a sweater set.  You like all this don't you?
well if i don't who will?	They're happy like this.
you have no right to do this.	Well if I don't who will?
you don't understand. you're messing with their universe.	Well maybe it needs to be messed with. Did that ever like--occur to you?  You know, they don't want to be like this, it's just that nobody ever helped them before.
so what's the big deal. oh. okay. they're like not good at basketball anymore. like--omigod, what a tragedy.	You don't understand. You're messing with their UNIVERSE.
you can't do this, jennifer. i warned you.	So what's the big deal. Oh. Okay. They're like not good at basketball anymore. Like--omigod, what a tragedy.
what did you do to him?	Nothing.
couple of cheeseburgers and two cherry cokes.  if you need anything, i'll be right over there.	Gee whiz "Bud", what could we possibly need when we have each other?
he-llo? i've got like three pounds of underwire here ...	Just go with the program--hunh? I'm late for work.
jen please ...	He-llo? I've got like three pounds of underwire here ...
so what's the point?	Jen please ...
they don't notice that kind of thing.	So what's the point?
what do you mean?	They don't notice that kind of thing.
he won't notice anyway.	What do you mean?
i've worn some kinky stuff before ...	He won't notice anyway.
it's in your closet.	I've worn some kinky stuff before ...
i could like kill a guy with these things.	It's in your closet.
i like--really need a cigarette, too.	I'll get us out of here. I really will. But if we don't play along we could alter their whole existence. We may never get home.
jen, listen ...	I like--really need a cigarette, too.
just watch. you know why those guys just get cats out of trees? 'cause nothing burns around here, that's why! they don't need any firemen ...	Jen, listen ...
jennifer!	Just watch. You know why those guys just get cats out of trees? 'Cause nothing burns around here, that's why! They don't need any firemen ...
i got lost.  oh here ... look at this!	JENNIFER!
what were you doing in a library?	I got lost.  Oh here ... look at this!
i looked in the library. they got covers with nothing inside them.	What were you doing in a library?
what?	I looked in the library. They got covers with nothing inside them.
it's too weird david. this place is giving me the creeps. did you know all the books are blank?	What?
one date, jen--that's all i'm asking. if you don't go out with this guy we could throw their whole universe out of whack.	It's too weird David. This place is giving me the creeps. Did you know all the books are blank?
no way.	One date, Jen--that's all I'm asking. If you don't go out with this guy we could throw their whole universe out of whack.
can we do any better?	I don't think so.
peggy jane, lisa anne and betty jean.	Can we do any better?
those are my friends.	Peggy Jane, Lisa Anne and Betty Jean.
hunh.	Those are my friends.
as a matter of fact he does.	Hunh.
does he--you know--like "me"?	As a matter of fact he does.
biff martin. captain of the basketball team.	Does he--you know--like "me"?
who's that?	Biff Martin. Captain of the basketball team.
why can't we just explain it?	To who?
we don't have a choice jen. we're stuck until he comes back.	Why can't we just EXPLAIN IT?
no! i'm not gonna do it! if i don't dress like this for mom i'm sure as hell not going to do it for you!	We don't have a choice Jen. We're stuck until he comes back.
well, yeah. i'm ... bud parker and you're ... um--mary sue.	No! I'm not gonna do it! If I don't dress like this for Mom I'm sure as hell not going to do it for you!
play along?	Well, yeah. I'm ... Bud Parker and you're ... um--Mary Sue.
we just gotta play along for a little while ... till that guy shows up again. then i'll talk to him and ...	Play along?
okay, now you listen to me! i don't know what's going on but you'd better fix it! i had a date with mark davis and i even bought new underwear!	We just gotta play along for a little while ... till that guy shows up again. Then I'll talk to him and ...
owns the hardware store.	Okay, now you listen to me! I don't know what's going on but you'd better fix it! I had a date with Mark Davis and I even bought new UNDERWEAR!
you know him?	Owns the hardware store.
we're supposed to be in school.	We're supposed to be at home David! We're supposed to be in color!  Oh God ...
i still don't see why we're doing this.	We're supposed to be in school.
all that animal fat. i feel it in my pores or something.	I still don't see why we're doing this.
just take deep breaths.	All that animal fat. I feel it in my pores or something.
i'm gonna hurl, david. i swear to god.	Just take deep breaths.
i don't believe this.	Neither do I.
what's going to happen?	I don't know ... It's not possible ...  Is it possible?
oh god.	What's going to happen?
noooooo!	You--you gotta get us out of here.
i don't know.	Uchh! Look at me?! I'm like so ... pasty!
what did you do?	I don't know.
what happened?	I'm not sure.
oh my god.	What happened?
you get lost!	Oh my God.
get lost!	YOU get lost!
god, david. just give it to me!	Get lost!
do you mind. this is like the most important moment of my whole life.	Forget it Jen, I've waited a year for this.
lemme see that.	No way.
david, stop stressing, you can like-- turn it on normally ...	No you can't, Jen! It's a new TV. It doesn't work without a remote.
oh my god ...  oh my god ...	David, stop stressing, you can like-- turn it on normally ...
upstairs! up-staiiirs! there isn't any stereo!	Oh my God ...  Oh my God ...
weil great. you can watch tv upstairs.	Upstairs! Up-staiiirs! There isn't any STEREO!
omigod, i don't be-lieeeeve this! he's gonna like beeeee here!	Weil great. You can watch TV upstairs.
yeah. every episode ever.	Omigod, I don't be-lieeeeve this! He's gonna like beeeee here!
pleasantville marathon?	Yeah. Every episode ever.
well great. the pleasantville marathon starts at six thirty.	Pleasantville Marathon?
david, cut it out. mark davis is gonna like be here in five minutes.	Well great. The Pleasantville Marathon starts at six thirty.
what are you doing?	David, cut it out. Mark Davis is gonna like be here in five minutes.
what are you doing?	What are you doing?
i like calling you david.	I like it too.
no i won't. i swear.	I like calling you David.
you're gonna forget about me.	No I won't. I swear.
where are they?	I'm not sure.
can i open it?	Sure ...
it was a prop for the school play ...	Can I open it?
it's beautiful. where'd you get it?	It was a prop for the school play ...
what do we do?	We'll just put up the top.
real rain?	Yeah ... You don't have rain either?
rain.	Real rain?
what's going on?	Rain.
they just grow like that?	Oh yeah. There's a lot of stuff. Currants and strawberries ... Here. I'll show you.
i picked them myself. they grow wild up here.  mmm. so sweet.	They just grow like that?
hunh?	I picked them myself. They grow wild up here.  Mmm. So sweet.
you want some berries?	Hunh?
mmmm.  boy. it's hot up here.	You want some berries?
well it's big. and it's blue ...  ... it's really really blue.	Mmmm.  Boy. It's hot up here.
what's that like?	Well it's big. And it's blue ...  ... It's really really blue.
yeah.	What's that like?
do they have an ocean? i've heard about the ocean.	Yeah.
sounds fantastic. you know some kids came up here the other night to go swimming--took off all their clothes.	Do they have an Ocean? I've heard about the ocean.
well it's louder ... and scarier i guess ... and ... and a lot more dangerous ...	Sounds fantastic. You know some kids came up here the other night to go swimming--took off all their clothes.
how?	Well it's louder ... And scarier I guess ... And ... and a lot more dangerous ...
what?	Out there.
so what's it like?	What?
you don't know?	So what's it like?
yeah ... i guess.  i don't know.	You don't know?
do they have those ... where you come from?	Yeah ... I guess.  I don't know.
mmmmgh.	Do they have those ... Where you come from?
um ... you gotta turn off main street.	Oh ... Right.
sure ... where would we go?	... Lover's Lane?
oh ... hi.	Look, I probably shouldn't be asking you this--not knowing you that well and all ...
hi.	Oh ... Hi.
keeps going ...	Well--it all just keeps going. Roads ... rivers ...
no. you baked them for whitey.	No. I baked them for you.
no. i baked them for you.	No. You baked them for Whitey.
oh, no ... you baked those for whitey.	No. I baked them for you.
i baked you my oatmeal cookies.	Oh, no ... You baked those for Whitey.
oh. thanks, margaret.	I baked you my oatmeal cookies.
that was sure swell ...	Oh. Thanks, Margaret.
a thousand dollars ... and it's on all night?	Of course it is Howard. That's why they call it a Marathon.
marathon starts at 6:30. contest's tomorrow at noon.	A thousand dollars ... And it's on all night?
you're unbelievable. you'll win this thing for sure. when is it on?	Marathon starts at 6:30. Contest's tomorrow at noon.
scout?	Marmalade.
salesman. what did bud and mary sue name the cat they found in the gutter?	Scout?
easy. mr. jenkins. what job did mr. jenkins have?	Salesman. What did Bud and Mary Sue name the cat they found in the gutter?
okay, whose window did bud break when he was playing with his father's golf clubs?	Easy. Mr. Jenkins. What JOB did Mr. Jenkins have?
there's worse places.	Oh sure. For the first hundred years. Then it starts to get a little monotonous.  Sleep well.
this is tv pal. they don't fool around.	There's worse places.
i'm going on trial tomorrow?	This is TV pal. They don't fool around.
now buddy, you're going on trial tomorrow. and if they find you guilty, you're gonna be stuck here forever. well, not forever--lemme think ...  five year sentence ... carry the three ... that comes out to ... sixteen and a half centuries, and that's rounding down.	I'm going on trial tomorrow?
i don't know ... three, four weeks.	Much less than that.  An hour and a half.
how long do you think you've been here?	I don't know ... Three, four weeks.
they weren't my memories.  i borrowed them. it's no good when you borrow them.	How long do you think you've been here?
i don't know what went wrong. you answered every question. you knew every detail. the senior prom ... mcintire's department store. we had all the same warm memories: sock hops. the church social ...	They weren't my memories.  I borrowed them. It's no good when you borrow them.
i'm sorry. i can't do that.	I don't know what went wrong. You answered every question. You knew every detail. The senior Prom ... McIntire's Department Store. We had all the same warm memories: Sock hops. The Church Social ...
just gimme the damn remote!	I'm sorry. I can't do that.
so ... i guess as long as i'm here, all sorts of things could happen to this place. we could have pink lawns and blue trees ...	Just gimme the damn remote!
oh. you're a smart little bastard aren't you?  it's kind of like a restricted ticket. you gotta leave the same way you came.	So ... I guess as long as I'm here, all sorts of things could happen to this place. We could have pink lawns and blue trees ...
why don't you just take me back without it?	Oh. You're a smart little bastard aren't you?  It's kind of like a restricted ticket. You gotta leave the same way you came.
because you're coming home.	Why don't you just take me back without it?
why?	Because you're coming home.
okay, let's cut the shit and get right to it. where's that remote control?	Why?
i am actually ... glad to see you've finally shown your true colors.	Okay, let's cut the shit and get right to it. Where's that remote control?
hope you're proud of yourself.	I am actually ... Glad to see you've finally shown your true colors.
i'm going to leave now.	You're not going anywhere. You're gonna get that remote and you're gonna come home and we're gonna make everybody HAPPY AGAIN!!!
ow!	I'm going to leave now.
just gimme the goddamn remote!	OW!
i'm sorry ... i can't let you do that.	JUST GIMME THE GODDAMN REMOTE!
excuse me?	I'm sorry ... I can't let you do that.
no you're not.	EXCUSE ME?
because you're coming home. i'm gonna put this place back the way it was.	No you're not.
why?	Because you're coming home. I'm gonna put this place back the way it was.
where's the remote control i gave you?	Why?
i didn't do anything wrong.	Oh no? Let me show you something!
okay. now you're really starting to piss me off!	I didn't do anything wrong.
... only if they mean it.	OKAY. NOW YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF!
it was a gift bud. it was so special. you liked these things as much as i did, remember: warm smells in the family kitchen? a smile from a stranger? you know how rare that is?	... Only if they mean it.
look ...	It was a gift Bud. It was so special. You liked these things as much as I did, remember: Warm smells in the family kitchen? A smile from a stranger? You know how rare that is?
oh. i'm sorry--refresh my memory. what episode does the orgy happen in, again?	Look ...
i had nothing to do with that.	Oh. I'm sorry--refresh my memory. What episode does the orgy happen in, again?
a deluge doesn't just "happen." bolts of lightning don't just "happen" ...  you burned down an elm tree for christ's sake ...	I had nothing to do with that.
look--it just sort of "happened" ...	A deluge doesn't just "happen." Bolts of lightning don't just "happen" ...  You burned down an ELM tree for Christ's sake ...
what do i mean!  you think this is a toy? you think it's your own little goddamn coloring book ...	Look--it just sort of "happened" ...
what do you mean?	What do I MEAN!  You think this is a toy? You think it's your own little goddamn coloring book ...
oh--well ...	NOW!
i want a word with you ...	Oh--well ...
bud.	Terrific. I'll talk to you then.
well they're not just cookies. i mean, they're great cookies ... look, i'd love to get into this whole thing but i'm really running late. why don't we hook up tomorrow?	BUD.
excuse me?	Well they're not just cookies. I mean, they're great cookies ... Look, I'd love to get into this whole thing but I'm really running late. Why don't we hook up tomorrow?
oh, i know they're not. but i mean-- they're just "cookies" after all ...	Excuse me?
like when margaret henderson makes her cookies for whitey.  ... those aren't your cookies bud.	Oh, I know they're not. But I mean-- they're just "cookies" after all ...
re-runs?	Like when Margaret Henderson makes her cookies for Whitey.  ... Those aren't your cookies Bud.
i'll be honest with you bud. i'm getting sorta concerned about what i'm seeing in some of these re-runs ...	Re-runs?
oh ... i do. yeah. it's just that i told my "dad" i'd clean out the rain gutters and mr. johnson wanted me to ... to change the tape in the register ...	I'll be honest with you Bud. I'm getting sorta concerned about what I'm seeing in some of these re-runs ...
bud--i thought you wanted to come home.	Oh ... I do. Yeah. It's just that I told my "dad" I'd clean out the rain gutters and Mr. Johnson wanted me to ... to change the tape in the register ...
talk about it. right now, i mean. i got to ... um ...	Bud--I thought you wanted to come home.
what?	Talk about it. Right now, I mean. I got to ... um ...
i can't.	What?
so even though i can't make any promises, well--i figured if you asked me real nice--i might just be willing to talk about it again.	I can't.
... hi.	Well c'mere, young fella.
hello there.	... Hi.
maybe in a day or so when i'm not so emotional ...	COME BACK!!!
wait a minute!!	Maybe in a day or so when I'm not so emotional ...
i don't think we should discuss this until i'm a little bit more composed.	WAIT A MINUTE!!
where are you going ...	I don't think we should discuss this until I'm a little bit more composed.
weil wouldn't you! you look for someone for years ... you pour your heart into it ... this is a privilege you know.  i don't think i better talk about this right now.	Where are you going ...
don't get upset.	Weil wouldn't you! You look for someone for years ... You pour your heart into it ... This is a privilege you know.  I don't think I better talk about this right now.
look--we appreciate it. we really do. we just--we want to go home now.	But you don't know how long I've been looking for someone like you.
oh sure you do ... "mcintire's department store" ... "their father dressed as prince charming." that was gorgeous bud.	My name's David.
because we don't belong!	Oh sure you do ... "McIntire's Department store" ... "Their father dressed as Prince Charming." That was gorgeous Bud.
why would i do that?	Because we don't belong!
what the hell's going on!	Shh! Can't talk like that now. You're in ...  You know ...
... see, every time i thought i'd found someone they'd turn out to disappoint me. they'd know the early episodes, but they wouldn't know the later ones ... they'd know all about muffin but they wouldn't know about bud ...	What the hell's going on!
how much does it cost?	Oh--couldn't charge you for something like that. It's free.
ooomph?	Sure. Big beautiful set like this--you want something that'll put you right in the show.
say--why don't you take this remote instead. it's got a little more "ooomph" in it.	Ooomph?
that's right.	Say--why don't you take this remote instead. It's got a little more "Ooomph" in it.
no. mcintire's. remember:  "for the very best in men's attire, head right down to mcintire's."	That's right.
mcginty's.	No. McIntire's. Remember:  "For the very best in men's attire, Head right down to McIntire's."
mcintire's.	McGinty's.
what department store did they go to?	McIntire's.
yeah ...	What department store did they go to?
... like prince charming.	Nice ... Nice ...
right. and how did she dress him?	... Like Prince Charming.
... her father.	Right. And how did she dress him?
you know, we didn't call any tv repair.	Well that makes it a lucky day for both of us, hunh?
i know how i'd feel if mine went out. almost like losing a friend.	You know, we didn't call any TV repair.
we'll get you fixed up in no time.	I know how I'd feel if mine went out. Almost like losing a friend.
yeah ... sort of ...	We'll get you fixed up in no time.
holy cow. look at that. had a little disaster didn't ya fella.	Yeah ... Sort of ...
it's beautiful.	Just a little--You know.
well how do you know it won't go back to the way it was?	You're gonna keep painting aren't you?
it's okay. we'll get you a new one.	I don't know what I'd do if I couldn't paint anymore Bud. I just don't know what I'd do ...
oh, well--you're just starting out. i mean, you can't do it ...	No, that's not it.
i'll never be able to do that.	Oh, well--you're just starting out. I mean, you can't do it ...
what's wrong?	I'll never be able to do that.
oh my gosh, bud ...	Open it.
it's an art book.	Oh my Gosh, Bud ...
i brought you something ... from the library.	It's an art book.
aren't you a little early?	I brought you something ... From the library.
hi.	Aren't you a little early?
oh, hi.	Hi.
yeah.	Oh. Okay. I'll try that then.
really?	Yeah.
i think you should try not to think about this anymore.	Really?
well don't you?	I think you should try not to think about this anymore.
thanks.  but this morning i was thinking about it and i realized that i looked forward to it all year. and then i thought "gee. that seems awfully silly. that seems like an awfully long time to be waiting for just one moment, don't you think?"	Well don't you?
wow ... that's pretty good ...	Thanks.  But this morning I was thinking about it and I realized that I looked forward to it all year. And then I thought "Gee. That seems awfully silly. That seems like an awfully long time to be waiting for just one moment, don't you think?"
... what's that?	Christmastime.
you know what i really like?	... What's that?
so they can have their hamburgers!	You know what I really like?
why?	So they can have their hamburgers!
look, you can't always like what you do. sometimes you just do it because it's your job. and even if you don't like it, you just gotta do it anyway.	Why?
oh ... okay.  ... but i really liked it.	Look, you can't always like what you do. Sometimes you just do it because it's your job. And even if you don't like it, you just gotta do it anyway.
forget about that!	Oh ... Okay.  ... But I really liked it.
... like the other night, when i closed up by myself. that was different ...	Forget about that!
just listen to me ...	... Like the other night, when I closed up by myself. That was different ...
no i know ... i know i do ...  but it's always the same, you know? grill the bun, flip the meat, melt the cheese ... it never changes. it never gets any better or worse ...	Just listen to me ...
what are you talking about! you make hamburgers! that is the point!	No I know ... I know I do ...  But it's always the same, you know? Grill the bun, flip the meat, melt the cheese ... It never changes. It never gets any better or worse ...
well ... i'm not sure i see the point anymore.	What are you talking about! You make hamburgers! That is the point!
look. i thought we talked about this, i thought we said ...	Oh--what's the point, Bud?
there aren't any cheeseburgers.	Look. I thought we talked about this, I thought we said ...
two cheeseburgers, two cherry cokes.	There aren't any cheeseburgers.
yeah ...	Well you weren't around this time so I did the whole thing myself.
you know how when we close up, i close the register, then you lower the shades, then i turn out the lights, then we both lock the doors.	Yeah ...
yeah ...	You know how when we close up, I close the register, then you lower the shades, then I turn out the lights, then we both lock the doors.
bud ...	Yeah ...
oh, yeah. sorry. i'm fine. i just ... had to get home early.	Bud ...
hi there. you took off so quick. i wasn't sure if you were okay.	Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm fine. I just ... Had to get home early.
oh hi!	Hi there. You took off so quick. I wasn't sure if you were okay.
yes.	Well you can just put on the lettuce, finish the burger and pretend it was me doing it all along.
have you cooked the burgers?	Yes.
... yeah.	Have you cooked the burgers?
do you have the lettuce?	... Yeah.
listen to me!	Do you have the lettuce?
well, usually i put out the burger and then you finish with the lettuce ...	Listen to me!
what?	Well, usually I put out the burger and then you finish with the lettuce ...
there aren't any cheeseburgers.	What?
i'm so glad you're here.	I understand.
you know, if this ever happens again, you can make the fries even if i haven't put out the napkins yet.	I'm so glad you're here.
yeah ...	But you didn't come so I kept on wiping.
well--i always wipe down the counter and then you set out the napkins and glasses and then i make the french fries ...	Yeah ...
what's wrong?	Well--I always wipe down the counter and then you set out the napkins and glasses and then I make the french fries ...
sorry ... i had to help my folks and then i couldn't find my hat ...	Oh.
bud?	Sorry ... I had to help my folks and then I couldn't find my hat ...
oh god ...	You know--this is a pretty strange way of showing your appreciation.
this isn't funny! i happen to have a very important date in like five minutes!	Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore.
dream come true, hunh?	This isn't funny! I happen to have a very important date in like five minutes!
what happened?	A miracle.
told you it was your lucky day. bet you thought i was just a fan or something.	What happened?
free?	Oh sure. Big fan like yourself. It's the least I could do.
um--hello? i've got like a social emergency here.	Remember the one where Bud lost his cousin when he was s'posed to be watching him?
that's not the reason. i've got a date at six thirty.	Hey--who did Muff in take to the masquerade ball when her date came down with the measles?
gosh, i loved that show. watched it for years.	That's not the reason. I've got a date at six thirty.
you think you could do this like soon? it's almost six thirty.	What's the rush?
yeah ...	Well here I am.
yeah. tv busted?	Yeah ...
tv repair?	Yeah. TV busted?
tv repair.	TV repair?
cool.	Cool.
so uh ... maybe we could uh ...	Cool.
so you watching pearl jam on mtv tonight?	Yeah.
yeah ... saw you too.	So you watching Pearl Jam on MTV tonight?
saw you at the mall yesterday.	Yeah ... Saw you too.
hey.	Hey.
no, no, no.	Well it's just not true. We wouldn't be looking at you -- why are you wearing this suit? Did you say hello to your brother in law's?
did you think that we'd all be looking at you?	No, no, no.
fine. you get back to chatting with your precious customers.	Ok, bye-bye.
yes, i'll be there.	Fine. You get back to chatting with your precious customers.
you just fucking said "chat," that is so -- what are you now? "chat." i'm just calling to make sure you show up at this party tonight.	Yes, I'll be there.
well, i can't talk though --	You just fucking said "chat," that is so -- what are you now? "chat." I'm just calling to make sure you show up at this party tonight.
"chat?" did you just say "chat?"	Well, I can't talk though --
i have a few people here, i can't really chat right now.	"chat?" Did you just say "chat?"
so you can't talk to me?	I have a few people here, I can't really chat right now.
i'm just working....i have some customers here.....	So you can't talk to me?
yeah but what are you doing?	I'm just working....I have some customers here.....
hello, karen. i'm just working.	Yeah but what are you doing?
hey it's me, what are you doing?	Hello, Karen. I'm just working.
this is barry.	Hey it's me, what are you doing?
what's the listing?	D&D Mattress Man.
somewhere in utah.	What's the listing?
what city?	Somewhere in Utah.
it's extension 215 if you want to try me back.	Ok. Thank you.
do you realize that the monetary value of this promotion and the prize is potentially worth more than the purchases?	I don't know...I mean: I don't know.
that's it.	Do you realize that the monetary value of this promotion and the prize is potentially worth more than the purchases?
so, just to clarify, i'm sorry: ten purchases of any of your healthy choice products equals five hundred miles and then with the coupon the same purchases would value one thousand miles --	That's it.
i think that's a type-o then, that would be a mistake.	So, just to clarify, I'm sorry: Ten purchases of any of your Healthy Choice products equals five hundred miles and then with the coupon the same purchases would value one thousand miles --
it's hard to understand because it says in addition to but i can't exactly understand in addition to what because there's actually nothing to add it too...	I think that's a type-o then, that would be a mistake.
this is "fly with us?"	It's hard to understand because it says in addition to but I can't exactly understand in addition to what because there's actually nothing to add it too...
i'm looking at your advertisement for the airline promotion and giveaway?	This is "Fly With Us?"
and what was this?	I'm looking at your advertisement for the airline promotion and giveaway?
...yes i'm still on hold...	And what was this?
-- what are you talking about, come on --	-- all I want is the number of where she's staying and that should be god damn good enough, now stop treating me this way, please -- Just Give Me The Number Elizabeth Please Now I think I will kill you if you don't.
there is no reason for you to treat me like you do -- you're killing me, you are killing me with the way that you are towards me --	-- what are you talking about, come on --
tell me why.	There is no reason for you to treat me like you do -- you're killing me, you are killing me with the way that you are towards me --
i just want to know where she's staying.	Tell me why.
what? tell me why you wanna know --	I just want to know where she's staying.
i....please don't do this.	What? Tell me why you wanna know --
no she didn't; that's a lie.	I....please don't do this.
......she forgot her purse at my work and i wanted to get it back to her.	No she didn't; that's a lie.
oh my god, yeah, i know exactly where she is, why?	......she forgot her purse at my work and I wanted to get it back to her.
do you know where she's staying in hawaii?	Oh My God, yeah, I know exactly where she is, why?
you're so scared.	Do you know where she's staying in Hawaii?
....she didn't, i didn't ask her out?	You're so scared.
what about her? you didn't ask her out, you're such a pussy --	....she didn't, I didn't ask her out?
nothing. i'm just at work and i'm wondering, you know your friend lena?	What about her? You didn't ask her out, you're such a pussy --
hey. what are you doing?	Nothing. I'm just at work and I'm wondering, you know your friend Lena?
goodbye.	Call me later.
why's it here?	I have no idea.
it's not mine.	Why's it here?
what's all this pudding?	It's not mine.
yeah i can't.	OH MY GOD. Look at that.
i didn't ask him that. he's lying.	You're being weird again, see. Come on. Please don't be weird.
did you ask walter to get you a shrink?  barry, did you ask walter to get you a shrink? what's wrong with you? are you ok?	I didn't ask him that. He's lying.
what?	Did you ask Walter to get you a shrink?  Barry, did you ask Walter to get you a shrink? What's wrong with you? Are you ok?
i'll leave then, i'll go to get something from my car, go away so you don't feel pressure. can i ask you a serious question:	What?
i don't know.	I'll leave then, I'll go to get something from my car, go away so you don't feel pressure. Can I ask you a serious question:
i'm not gonna rag you. why would i do this just to rag you?	I don't know.
i'm not being scared, you're just going to rag me if i do this --	I'm not gonna rag you. Why would I do this just to rag you?
you don't do anything, why are you being scared?	I'm not being scared, you're just going to rag me if I do this --
i don't do that. i don't - things like that.	You don't do anything, why are you being scared?
are you gonna do it?	I don't do that. I don't - things like that.
i feel really on the spot now.	Are you gonna do it?
-- do you think you'll ask her out?	I feel really on the spot now.
it's fine, but --	-- do you think you'll ask her out?
it's not cool?	It's fine, but --
hey, hey, you should ask her out -- what do you think, she's cute, right?	I'm gonna call you back.
seriously, though: we're going to eat, i said.	I'm sorry.
i have work, i can't leave.	Seriously, though: We're going to eat, I said.
why?	I have work, I can't leave.
yeah i can't.	Why?
this is lena, she's a good friend of mine from work. we were in the neighborhood and she had to pick up her car and we're getting breakfast before we go in, so did you want to go? we're gonna go and eat, let's go.	Yeah I can't.
hey, what are you doing? why are you wearing a suit again?	I don't know.
you look nervous.	I'm not, I'm very happy.
no.	You look nervous.
she couldn't come i said. are you nervous?	No.
well i'm glad you didn't, thank you.	She couldn't come I said. Are you nervous?
you're lucky. she couldn't come anyway --	Well I'm glad you didn't, thank you.
you just said very food.	Did I say that?
hey....i was just telling everyone about how i was gonna bring this girl for you but you wouldn't let me do it.	Hello everyone.
well, yeah, thank you, but --	-- but since you're not going I guess none of this matters and I'll bring her anyway.
i'm trying to get you a girlfriend.	Well, yeah, thank you, but --
i know.	I'm trying to get you a girlfriend.
i'm trying to be your friend.	I know.
yeah, no, it's not, it's just --	I'm trying to be your friend.
....wait a minute: why is this about you now? why is it always about you?	Yeah, no, it's not, it's just --
...please, i just don't want it....	....wait a minute: why is this about you now? Why is it always about you?
she's really cute and she's really nice.	...please, I just don't want it....
please don't.	She's really cute and she's really nice.
so it's ok if i bring her.	Please don't.
i don't think i'm going to the party.	So it's ok if I bring her.
that's your fault not mine.	I don't think I'm going to the party.
yes but i get tense and i feel like i can't be myself if that happens.	That's your fault not mine.
it's a free country, we can look at you if we want to.	Yes but I get tense and I feel like I can't be myself if that happens.
yeah but please don't do that: everyone would be looking at me.	It's a free country, we can look at you if we want to.
i'm not really asking you, i'm telling you.	Yeah but please don't do that: everyone would be looking at me.
yeah, but please don't do that.	I'm not really asking you, I'm telling you.
she's my friend and you should meet her. you'd like her.	Yeah, but please don't do that.
well i don't want to do something like that.	She's my friend and you should meet her. You'd like her.
why?	Well I don't want to do something like that.
oh yeah no i don't want to do that.	Why?
there's this girl, this friend of mine from work that i think is really cute and really cool and i want you to meet her so i was thinking about bringing her to the party tonight.	Oh yeah no I don't want to do that.
yes, indeed, yes i am.	There's this girl, this friend of mine from work that I think is really cute and really cool and I want you to meet her so I was thinking about bringing her to the party tonight.
so you're coming tonight, right?	Yes, indeed, yes I am.
hello.	So you're coming tonight, right?
i'm just stopping by to say hello.	Hello.
hey, how are you? barry i'm fine, hi, how are you?	I'm just stopping by to say hello.
hello?	You've just made a war that you cannot afford.
...motherfucker, no....	She is. I think, why did you come here like this?
no i'm sorry, now i have to get off the phone....	....this is your mistake....
are you telling me no?	No I'm sorry, now I have to get off the phone....
i have to go.	Are you telling me no?
it was cool last night.	I have to go.
this is not cool.	It was cool last night.
come on, i thought we had fun, rich boy --	This is not cool.
this is....illegal....i'll call the police.	No you won't.
why did you tell me you did, then?	This is....illegal....I'll call the police.
i didn't lie.	Why did you tell me you did, then?
you lied to me?	I didn't lie.
i know i did. but i don't.	You lied to me?
-- you said you did.	I know I did. But I don't.
i don't have a girlfriend --	-- you said you did.
should i just ask your girlfriend?  maybe i should call back and talk to your girlfriend?	I don't have a girlfriend --
i need help.	Should I just ask your girlfriend?  Maybe I should call back and talk to your girlfriend?
this makes me very uncomfortable.	I need help.
see the thing is i could make it really easy on you -- i already have your credit card number, your information, address and stuff. this is so awkward asking like this, i'm sorry --	This makes me very uncomfortable.
no. no. we got disconnect -- why?.....you're calling me at work....how did you get this number -- ?	See the thing is I could make it really easy on you -- I already have your credit card number, your information, address and stuff. This is so awkward asking like this, I'm sorry --
we got disconnected before....	No. No. We got disconnect -- why?.....you're calling me at work....how did you get this number -- ?
hello?	We got disconnected before....
....what....?	I was wondering if it's better to ask your girlfriend for the money? It could be really easy. I mean, I have all your information, credit card information and billing stuff --
should i call back and talk to your girlfriend?	....what....?
no. i'm sorry.	Should I call back and talk to your girlfriend?
so you think you can?	No. I'm sorry.
i thought you had your own business. you said you were gonna diversify and all that stuff....	So you think you can?
yes i can't....i don't make enough money to be able to do that.	I thought you had your own business. You said you were gonna diversify and all that stuff....
yeah. it's so hard these days and i really need it.	Yes I can't....I don't make enough money to be able to do that.
you have trouble, financial trouble?	Yeah. It's so hard these days and I really need it.
really? please?	You have trouble, financial trouble?
yes, no, yes. i can't. i can't afford that. i'm sorry. sorry.	Really? Please?
like seven-fifty. seven hundred fifty?	Yes, no, yes. I can't. I can't afford that. I'm sorry. Sorry.
i know but i....how much is it?	Like seven-fifty. Seven hundred fifty?
you don't even know how much it is.	I know but I....how much is it?
i can't really. yeah, no. i mean. i can't afford it.	You don't even know how much it is.
yeah.	I can't really. Yeah, no. I mean. I can't afford it.
me?	Yeah.
this is really weird and really embarrassing for me but....uh....  i was wondering if you could help me out with a little bit of money.	Me?
yes.	This is really weird and really embarrassing for me but....uh....  I was wondering if you could help me out with a little bit of money.
remember last night i was talking to you and i was telling you about my apartment, my rent -- ?  do you remember?	Yes.
uh-huh.	Remember last night I was talking to you and I was telling you about my apartment, my rent -- ?  Do you remember?
can i ask you a question?	Uh-huh.
yes.	Can I ask you a question?
you're going to work now?	Yes.
not very late.	You're going to work now?
uhhh...i am sooo tired...i stayed up too late last night, what about you, when did you go to sleep?	Not very late.
i'm going to work.	Uhhh...I am sooo tired...I stayed up too late last night, what about you, when did you go to sleep?
i just wanted to call and talk to you, thank you for last night, try and get you before you went to work and say, "hey."	I'm going to work.
yeah. no. it's ok. what's goin' on?	I just wanted to call and talk to you, thank you for last night, try and get you before you went to work and say, "hey."
it's ok that i'm calling, right, i mean? it's ok.	Yeah. No. It's ok. What's goin' on?
hi....what....what's up....?	It's ok that I'm calling, right, I mean? It's ok.
georgia.	Hi....what....what's up....?
i'm fine. who is this?	Georgia.
hey. what are you doing? how are you?	I'm fine. Who is this?
hello?	Hey. What are you doing? How are you?
well why don't you take your pants off and stroke it for me?	Ok. SEXY VOICE Yeah...that's it...God I Am So Horny...I wish I was there to help you.....I wish I was there for you, Barry.
no.	Well why don't you take your pants off and stroke it for me?
so.....are you stroking it, yet, honey?	No.
i do pretty good, i think. i wish i was making more, doing a little bit better. i can,t get over a certain hump. i will...i will crack something soon i think and really do better...i'd like to diversify...but i'm doing great, i think, as a start.	So.....are you stroking it, yet, honey?
yeah....do you do well, do you make alotta money?	I do pretty good, I think. I wish I was making more, doing a little bit better. I can,t get over a certain hump. I will...I will crack something soon I think and really do better...I'd like to diversify...but I'm doing great, I think, as a start.
i have my own business....i work. i work hard at doing my business.	Yeah....do you do well, do you make alotta money?
thank you. what do you do, barry?	I have my own business....I work. I work hard at doing my business.
you sound very cute, very nice.	Thank you. What do you do, Barry?
...yeah....well you have me now.	You sound very cute, very nice.
sometimes when i'm lonely.	...yeah....well you have me now.
does jack like to jack off?	Sometimes when I'm lonely.
...yeah.....	Does Jack like to Jack Off?
i'm horny, jack, what about you?	...yeah.....
she's...not here...she went out. she went out of town, she travels a lot.	I'm horny, Jack, what about you?
where is she?	She's...not here...she went out. She went out of town, she travels a lot.
...yes...	Where is she?
you have a girlfriend?	...yes...
no.	You have a girlfriend?
yeah....you're married aren't you, jack?	No.
it doesn't matter.	Yeah....you're married aren't you, Jack?
what do you mean, "really?" yeah. really. what about you?	It doesn't matter.
really?	What do you mean, "really?" Yeah. Really. What about you?
i don't lie, jack. i'm about 5'8, blonde 34,28,34. pretty thin, i work out. my pussy's shaved. my friends say i'm pretty cute, so....	Really?
well. i have no way of knowing. so it doesn't matter.	I don't lie, Jack. I'm about 5'8, blonde 34,28,34. Pretty thin, I work out. My pussy's shaved. My friends say I'm pretty cute, so....
what do you mean it doesn't matter?	Well. I have no way of knowing. So it doesn't matter.
it doesn't matter.	What do you mean it doesn't matter?
yeah. and looking at myself in the mirror. do you wanna know what i look like?	It doesn't matter.
really?	Yeah. And looking at myself in the mirror. Do you wanna know what I look like?
i'm wearing a t-shirt and panties.	Really?
no.	I'm wearing a t-shirt and panties.
are your pants off?	No.
...just talking to you....	Are your pants off?
yeah? so what are you doing, then?	...just talking to you....
....no....	Yeah? So what are you doing, then?
yeah....? so...jack...are you stroking that big fat fucking cock of yours?	....no....
sure.	Yeah....? So...Jack...are you stroking that big fat fucking cock of yours?
do you like porno movies?	Sure.
no.	Do you like porno movies?
are you watching a porno movie?	No.
no, i mean, what city, what state are you in?	Are you watching a porno movie?
i'm in my bedroom.	No, I mean, what city, what state are you in?
where are you?	I'm in my bedroom.
i'm just laying on my bed.	Where are you?
no.	I'm just laying on my bed.
nothing, huh, do you know what i'm doing?	No.
nothing.	Nothing, huh, do you know what I'm doing?
so what are you doing tonight, jack?	Nothing.
hi. this is jack.	So what are you doing tonight, Jack?
this is georgia.	Hi. This is Jack.
yes.	This is Georgia.
hi, is this jack?	Yes.
hello, this is back.	Hi, is this Jack?
if you give me six to eight weeks i can redeem the mileage and then i can with you wherever you have to travel......	So here we go.
ok.	If you give me six to eight weeks I can redeem the mileage and then I can with you wherever you have to travel......
you can't do that.	Ok.
i'm sorry.	You can't do that.
you left me at the hospital.	I'm sorry.
lena i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry that i left you at the hospital..... i called a phone sex line. i called a phone sex line before i met you and then these four blond brothers came after me and you got hurt and i'm sorry -- and i had to leave because i don't want you to get hurt again and now i'm here and i'm back and i have a lot of pudding that i can redeem in six to eight weeks and if you give me that much time i can get enough miles to fly with you wherever you have to go if you have to travel for your job because i don't want to be anywhere without you.....can you please let me redeem the mileage?	You left me at the hospital.
what is this?	Let's go to the hospital.
yes i'm sorry.	What is this?
i'm fine are you ok?	Yes I'm sorry.
are you ok?	I'm fine are you ok?
it's ok to ask that.	I thought that you were anyway.
yeah.	It's ok to ask that.
can i come home with you when we get there?	Yeah.
i forgot about that.	Can I come home with you when we get there?
that's right you travel so much.	Yeah.
i think maybe over a hundred.	That's right you travel so much.
how many times have you been on an airplane?	I think maybe over a hundred.
i don't have any business here. i came here for you, i didn't have any business.	How many times have you been on an airplane?
for work.....	I don't have any business here. I came here for you, I didn't have any business.
for what?	For work.....
where do you have to go?	For what?
yeah.	This is nice.
this is funny.	Yeah.
i know. i know. i know. i just wanna chew your face and scoop out your beautiful, beautiful eyes with an ice cream scooper and eat 'em and chew 'em and suck on 'em. fuck.	This is funny.
iiiiiiiiiii don't want to hurt anything ever, but what i'm talking about is -- have you ever held a little puppy or a little kitten and it's just the cutest, softest, most precious thing in the world and out of the blue you get this feeling in your gut and all you wanna do is squeeze it. just fuckin squeeze the shit out of it. to take a little puppy and smash its skull...just so precious, so beautiful. just so god damn wonderful and cute you wanna smack it and kick it and love it. fuck. i don't know. i don't know. and you, you.....i'm looking at you and i just....your face is so beautiful i just wanna smash it, just smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it...you're so pretty.	I know. I know. I know. I just wanna chew your face and scoop out your beautiful, beautiful eyes with an ice cream scooper and eat 'em and chew 'em and suck on 'em. Fuck.
...what...?	IIIIIIIIIII don't want to hurt anything ever, but what I'm talking about is -- have you ever held a little puppy or a little kitten and it's just the cutest, softest, most precious thing in the world and out of the blue you get this feeling in your gut and all you wanna do is squeeze it. Just fuckin squeeze the shit out of it. To take a little puppy and smash its skull...just so precious, so beautiful. Just so god damn wonderful and cute you wanna smack it and kick it and love it. Fuck. I don't know. I don't know. And you, you.....I'm looking at you and I just....your face is so beautiful I just wanna smash it, just smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it...you're so pretty.
i know what you mean, i know what you mean, i get this feeling --	...what...?
i just...your face is so adorable and your cheek and your skin, i wanna bite it....i wanna bite your cheek and chew on it....god damn cute....fuck....	I know what you mean, I know what you mean, I get this feeling --
what's that? what is that that you're doing?	I just...your face is so adorable and your cheek and your skin, I wanna bite it....I wanna bite your cheek and chew on it....god damn cute....fuck....
oh my god, you are so adorable. i just....god dammit.	What's that? What is that that you're doing?
do you wanna have sex?	Yeah.
it's so nice.	This really looks like Hawaii here.
yeah......yeah.....	It's so nice.
you got me out of my hotel room. you came and got me out of my room.	Yeah......yeah.....
ok. where are you from originally?	You got me out of my hotel room. You came and got me out of my room.
do you want to meet me and talk about this stuff?	Ok. Where are you from originally?
ok. so you were married for how long?	Do you want to meet me and talk about this stuff?
yeah.	Ok. So you were married for how long?
where you married?	yeah.
when was the last time you had a girlfriend?	Where you married?
i just wanted to make sure.	When was the last time you had a girlfriend?
about six months ago. why?	I just wanted to make sure.
no. what do you mean? barry i just wanted to know. when was the last time you had a boyfriend?	About six months ago. Why?
you don't have a boyfriend or anything do you?	No. What do you mean? BARRY I just wanted to know. When was the last time you had a boyfriend?
well let's do something do you want to do something, can you meet me?	You don't have a boyfriend or anything do you?
i'm calling you, i'm standing in my hotel room, i came because i have my business trip --	Well let's do something do you want to do something, can you meet me?
oh wow. yeah. that's great. you came, you came. what are you doing?	I'm calling you, I'm standing in my hotel room, I came because I have my business trip --
yes.	OH WOW. YEAH. THAT'S GREAT. YOU CAME, YOU CAME. What are you doing?
hi. where are you? are you here?	Yes.
it's barry.	HI. WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU HERE?
yeah?	It's Barry.
lena?	Yeah?
hello?	Lena?
have a good trip.	Thank you.
ok.	Have a good trip.
i don't freak out.	Ok.
...i don't know what you mean....	I don't freak out.
i don't, no matter what my sisters say, ok?	...I don't know what you mean....
what do you mean?	I don't, no matter what my sisters say, ok?
i don't freak out very often.	What do you mean?
ok.	I don't freak out very often.
i'll see you later.	Ok.
yeah.	I'll see you later.
that was good.	Yeah.
so what do i do then?	That was good.
yeah.	So what do I do then?
really?	Yeah.
i just wanted you to know, wherever you're going or whatever you're doing right now i want you to know that i wanted to kiss you just then.	Really?
hi.	I just wanted you to know, wherever you're going or whatever you're doing right now I want you to know that I wanted to kiss you just then.
this is lena.	Hi.
this is barry.	This is Lena.
ok. well call me when you get back, i mean, i'll call you when i get back. i'll be back for three weeks and then i go away for a month after that. so maybe in that time....	Ok. Have a good trip.
i don't know.	Ok. Well call me when you get back, I mean, I'll call you when I get back. I'll be back for three weeks and then I go away for a month after that. So maybe in that time....
you don't think you'll go --	I don't know.
yeah, i don't know, we'll see about that.	You don't think you'll go --
if you come to hawaii --	Yeah, I don't know, we'll see about that.
yeah.	If you come to Hawaii --
i'll be around and back in town in a few days --	Yeah.
it was nice to see you again, to see your face again, to go out with you --	I'll be around and back in town in a few days --
...yeah...	It was nice to see you again, to see your face again, to go out with you --
ok....well...i'm gonna go.	...yeah...
yes no not really.	Ok....well...I'm gonna go.
so you must travel a lot with all that pudding you bought?	Yes no not really.
oh that's great.	So you must travel a lot with all that pudding you bought?
yes? i'm trying.	Oh that's great.
are you learning how to play it?	Yes? I'm trying.
...yes i did...?	Are you learning how to play it?
did you take it from the street in front of your work?	...yes I did...?
what?	Did you take it from the street in front of your work?
did you pick it up from the street?	What?
well, it's fine. thank you.	Did you pick it up from the street?
your portable reed organ....the piano.	Well, it's fine. Thank you.
did something happen; are you alright?	Yes I'm fine. Everything is ok. It's fine. Everything is fine.
there's a better place for us to eat.	Did something happen; are you alright?
ok.	There's a better place for us to eat.
i have a better idea of where we can go.	Ok.
nothing.	I have a better idea of where we can go.
what did he want?	Nothing.
nothing.	What did he want?
what happened?	Nothing.
yes.	What happened?
is everything ok?	Yes.
my friend carlos is doing it who works with me. it's his. it's his pudding, he's doing it. it's not mine. he's crazy. i told him not to do it. he's the one who's insane. he only spent about one hundred dollars so far though --	Your sister was telling me a pretty funny story about you, when you guys were kids and you were building a ramp for your dog and you threw a hammer through a window? Is that right? You threw a hammer through a sliding glass door?
i thought you said you bought all that pudding --	My friend Carlos is doing it who works with me. It's his. It's his pudding, he's doing it. It's not mine. He's crazy. I told him not to do it. He's the one who's insane. He only spent about one hundred dollars so far though --
no i didn't say that.	I thought you said you bought all that pudding --
i'm sorry. i thought you said --	No I didn't say that.
....no....	I'm sorry. I thought you said --
so that was your pudding?	....No....
....yeah....	So that was your pudding?
that's insane. that is really, really crazy. that's just crazy if you spend three thousand dollars on pudding.	....yeah....
you see if you spent $3,000 dollars on pudding you could earn over one million frequent flyer miles.	That's insane. That is really, really crazy. That's just crazy if you spend three thousand dollars on pudding.
yeah, no, i see --	You see if you spent $3,000 dollars on pudding you could earn over one million frequent flyer miles.
you see?	Yeah, no, I see --
yeah.	You see?
that's what's used to redeem the mileage, so in noticing the pudding, each cup had an individual bar code -- in other words: two dollars and fifty cents for ten cups of pudding is 500 miles. add in the coupon: it's one thousand. you see?	Yeah.
yeah.	That's what's used to redeem the mileage, so in noticing the pudding, each cup had an individual bar code -- in other words: Two dollars and fifty cents for ten cups of pudding is 500 miles. Add in the coupon: it's one thousand. You see?
-- the promotion says: buy any 10 healthy choice products and get 500 miles of airline travel or 1,000 for purchases made with a special coupon. so in the supermarket, you notice their products, first you notice they have a teriyaki chicken dinner at $1.79 - that's a pretty good deal....but then i noticed they had soup at 89 cents a can.....and you start to do the math and you start to notice that it's a really amazing deal because i stumbled across the pudding at 25 cents a cup. now the crucial thing is the bar codes on the label. that's those little bar codes, you know? the universal product codes?	Yeah.
you were talking about the promotion --	-- the promotion says: buy any 10 Healthy Choice products and get 500 miles of airline travel or 1,000 for purchases made with a special coupon. So in the supermarket, you notice their products, first you notice they have a Teriyaki Chicken Dinner at $1.79 - that's a pretty good deal....but then I noticed they had soup at 89 cents a can.....and you start to do the math and you start to notice that it's a really amazing deal because I stumbled across the pudding at 25 cents a cup. Now the crucial thing is the bar codes on the label. That's those little bar codes, you know? The universal product codes?
....i'm sorry....i lost my thoughts, what i was saying....	You were talking about the promotion --
yeah?	....I'm sorry....I lost my thoughts, what I was saying....
so that pudding was bought, i bought that pudding because of a pretty interesting promotion that's sponsored by healthy choice and american airlines. it's designed to encourage airline travel and obviously designed to encourage buying healthy choice products. they make frozen meals, deli meats, pasta sauce, breads, soups and ice creams, this sort of thing.....	Yeah?
yeah.	So that pudding was bought, I bought that pudding because of a pretty interesting promotion that's sponsored by Healthy Choice and American Airlines. It's designed to encourage airline travel and obviously designed to encourage buying Healthy Choice products. They make frozen meals, deli meats, pasta sauce, breads, soups and ice creams, this sort of thing.....
that's nice. it's nice.  i've been looking around a lot lately at promotional giveaways, cross promotional work by some companies. do you remember all that pudding?	Yeah.
no, no. i did.	That's nice. It's nice.  I've been looking around a lot lately at promotional giveaways, cross promotional work by some companies. Do you remember all that pudding?
did you really come to meet me on purpose or are you lying about that?	No, no. I did.
yeah. yeah we get along well.  you didn't get along with her very well?	Did you really come to meet me on purpose or are you lying about that?
you like her?	Yeah. Yeah we get along well.  You didn't get along with her very well?
about six months.	You like her?
how long have you known her?	About six months.
yeah.	How long have you known her?
that's very nice. thank you. thank you for saying that.  you're friends with my sister?	Yeah.
...i thought i should tell you. i didn't want to get too far along on going out and be hiding something --	That's very nice. Thank you. Thank you for saying that.  You're friends with my sister?
...really? that's nice...are you lying?	...I thought I should tell you. I didn't want to get too far along on going out and be hiding something --
who is it?	It's Barry.
....hi.....	....Hi.....
alright?	....Hi.....
ok.	Alright?
i didn't ask anyone for a shrink, that was someone else. also: this pudding is not mine. also: i'm wearing a suit because i had a very important business meeting this morning and i don't have a crying problem.	Ok.
yeah.	I didn't ask anyone for a shrink, that was someone else. Also: This pudding is not mine. Also: I'm wearing a suit because I had a very important business meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem.
this is funny.	Yeah.
sure.	This is funny.
can i write down my address and phone number for you?	Sure.
sure.	Can I write down my address and phone number for you?
do you want to pick me up?	Sure.
sure.	Do you want to pick me up?
i'm going to go and eat tomorrow night do you want to go with me?	Sure.
it was great to meet you again. to see you again, thanks for helping me yesterday --	Ok.
-- oh that's too bad, it's so great over there and if you were there we could say hello to each other or something --	-- yeah that would be great, if I was gonna go but I'm not exactly sure, I have so much goin on here -- A lot depends on this thing I might do here and if that happens I can't go and if it doesn't happen then I probably will, but I doubt it.
-- i'm probably not gonna go though.	-- oh that's too bad, it's so great over there and if you were there we could say hello to each other or something --
-- well, if you're gonna go --	-- I'm probably not gonna go though.
i was, yeah, i was thinking about going there for business --	-- well, if you're gonna go --
really?	I was, yeah, I was thinking about going there for business --
that's great -- hawaii. i was thinking about going there.	Really?
six months, maybe five, five or six months...do you wanna check that?	Are you guys hurt?
it's ok. that's ok. how long have you worked with elizabeth?	Six months, maybe five, five or six months...do you wanna check that?
oh my god.	It's ok. That's ok. How long have you worked with Elizabeth?
that's not mine it's one of the guys that works here. that pudding's not mine.	Oh My God.
what do you do with all this pudding?	That's not mine it's one of the guys that works here. That pudding's not mine.
it's terrible, no.	What do you do with all this pudding?
that must be nice. that must be really, really, really great.	It's terrible, no.
no. i'm the exact opposite --	That must be nice. That must be really, really, really great.
do you have brothers or sisters?	No. I'm the exact opposite --
yes. lena elizabeth has a picture of you guys -- your sisters and you, it's a lot of family, it must be nice.	Do you have brothers or sisters?
i saw a picture of you.	Yes. LENA Elizabeth has a picture of you guys -- your sisters and you, it's a lot of family, it must be nice.
yeah, not really.	I saw a picture of you.
business is good, you're busy?	Yeah, not really.
it must be weird for you to have so many sisters?	No. Not at all. It's nice.
it's fine. it was fun, though.	It must be weird for you to have so many sisters?
i'm sorry i couldn't come to your sister's birthday party last night, elizabeth had invited me and i couldn't make it --	It's fine. It was fun, though.
do you remember me, i left my car, yesterday.	Yes I do.
hi.	Do you remember me, I left my car, yesterday.
hi.	Hi.
maybe i'll see you later, when i pick up my car?	Ok.
thank you.	Maybe I'll see you later, when I pick up my car?
ok. maybe i'll see you later. thank you for your help.	Thank you.
yeah.	Ok. Maybe I'll see you later. Thank you for your help.
there's a piano in the street.	Yeah.
i think that'll be fine.	There's a piano in the street.
you think it's ok where i left it, right there?	I think that'll be fine.
can i ask you, can i trust to leave my keys with you and give them to you so that when they get here you could give them to them? barry ok.	You think it's ok where I left it, right there?
not very well.	Can I ask you, can I trust to leave my keys with you and give them to you so that when they get here you could give them to them? BARRY Ok.
do you know them.	Not very well.
i don't know.	Do you know them.
i thought they opened at seven.  if i left my car would it be ok?	I don't know.
i don't know.	I thought they opened at seven.  If I left my car would it be ok?
is it ok if i leave my car you think?	I don't know.
they don't get opened until eight.	Is it ok if I leave my car you think?
they're not open yet?	They don't get opened until eight.
no.	They're not open yet?
hi. do you work at the mechanic?	No.
bye.	Hi. Do you work at the mechanic?
ok, bye, bye.	Bye.
ok.	Ok, bye, bye.
it's fine. i can just get you at your office.	Ok.
ok...because of the time difference if you needed to call me early?	It's fine. I can just get you at your office.
i'm fine, i have your work number.	Ok...because of the time difference if you needed to call me early?
if you wanted to call me back i could...	I'm fine, I have your work number.
for what?	If you wanted to call me back I could...
did you have my home phone number?	For what?
right. alright, lemme call you first thing tomorrow, i'm gonna run the numbers, see what's what and i'll give you a call back --	Did you have my home phone number?
it's a plastic, yeah.	Right. Alright, lemme call you first thing tomorrow, I'm gonna run the numbers, see what's what and I'll give you a call back --
if they break or something. what is it, plastic?	It's a plastic, yeah.
....i'm not exactly sure what that means...	If they break or something. What is it, plastic?
can i pay you here? can i pay you for our drinks and salad?	That's fine.
sorry.	Can I pay you here? Can I pay you for our drinks and salad?
the police are on their way.	Sorry.
please don't do this to me.	The police are on their way.
i'm gonna call the police then, sir.	Please don't do this to me.
yeah, but i didn't do anything.	I'm gonna call the police then, sir.
alright, well you're gonna have to leave. you're gonna have to go.	Yeah, but I didn't do anything.
i didn't do it.	Alright, well you're gonna have to leave. You're gonna have to go.
sir, i have no way of proving that you demolished the bathroom --	I didn't do it.
why?	Sir, I have no way of proving that you demolished the bathroom --
i'm gonna have to ask you to leave.	Why?
i know.	I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
your hand is bleeding.	I know.
why? ...what?	Your hand is bleeding.
i didn't do that.	Why? ...what?
sir, a young man saw you coming out of the bathroom.	I didn't do that.
on my knife.	Sir, a young man saw you coming out of the bathroom.
how?	On my knife.
i cut myself.	How?
you're hand is bleeding.	I cut myself.
i don't know.	You're hand is bleeding.
well who did?	I don't know.
no.	Well who did?
you didn't just smash up the bathroom?	No.
no.	You didn't just smash up the bathroom?
did you do it?	No.
yeah.	Did you do it?
why?	Just have you for one second, please.
it's a call back service -- a girl will call you back.	I thought I was just gonna be connected to talk to a girl - that's fine, ok, I'm sorry, it's, um.....818....
no i just....i don't want to, i just want to be connected to talk to a girl.	It's a call back service -- a girl will call you back.
that's fine. can i have a telephone number, area code first on where we can call you back?	No I just....I don't want to, I just want to be connected to talk to a girl.
i just don't want anyone to know it's me.	That's fine. Can I have a telephone number, area code first on where we can call you back?
you want her to call you jack?	I just don't want anyone to know it's me.
can you say that my name is jack?	You want her to call you Jack?
no one will know your name.	Can you say that my name is Jack?
337-09-9876. but i don't want anyone to know my name.	No one will know your name.
it's ok, take your time.	337-09-9876. But I don't want anyone to know my name.
337.....i'm sorry....	It's ok, take your time.
of course, it's just for us to verify your credit card information. it's completely confidential and it appears on your credit card billing statement as d&d mattress man.	337.....I'm sorry....
-- and this is confidential?	Of course, it's just for us to verify your credit card information. It's completely confidential and it appears on your credit card billing statement as D&D Mattress Man.
it's just for verification through the credit card company.	-- and this is confidential?
what's that for?	It's just for verification through the credit card company.
and your social security number.	What's that for?
barry egan.	And your Social Security number.
and your name?	Barry Egan.
.....1274 moorpark. sherman oaks, california. #4. 91403.	And your name?
and your billing address and the name as it appears on the card?	.....1274 Moorpark. Sherman Oaks, California. #4. 91403.
...3407 2627 3444 8095 expiration 05/04.	And your billing address and the name as it appears on the card?
of course. would you like to talk to a girl? i can connect you with a beautiful girl if i can just get your credit card number followed by the expiration date?	...3407 2627 3444 8095 expiration 05/04.
it's....confidential, the call, my information is private.	Of course. Would you like to talk to a girl? I can connect you with a beautiful girl if I can just get your credit card number followed by the expiration date?
what do you mean?	It's....confidential, the call, my information is private.
......and this is confidential?	What do you mean?
-- it's $2.99 per minute for the first half hour and $1.99 per minute after that.	......and this is confidential?
can i ask how much is this?	-- it's $2.99 per minute for the first half hour and $1.99 per minute after that.
can i have your credit card number, followed by the expiration date?	Can I ask how much is this?
yes it is.	Can I have your credit card number, followed by the expiration date?
hi, is this your first time calling?	Yes it is.
hello, how are you?	Hi, is this your first time calling?
hi, this is janice the operator, who's this?	Hello, how are you?
that's that.	Thank you.
can we agree that that is that?	That's that.
yes i did.	Can we agree that that is that?
you came all the way from los angeles to tell me that?	Yes I did.
i'm a nice and reasonable man. i didn't do anything wrong. please don't make me hurt you. and i'm telling you: that if you ever hurt me or if you hurt someone that i love.....i will hurt you many, many, many times over.....because it's not right to take people's trust.	You came all the way from Los Angeles to tell me that?
you fuck off. you fuck off and die i will hurt you for hurting her. you hurt her.	You just told me to fuck off. That wasn't good. You're dead.
i'll say whatever i want --	YOU FUCK OFF. YOU FUCK OFF AND DIE I WILL HURT YOU FOR HURTING HER. YOU HURT HER.
no. no. don't you say that.	I'll say whatever I want --
you better watch your mouth, cunt, you're gonna get hurt.	NO. NO. DON'T YOU SAY THAT.
you are bad. you are a bad person. you are a bad person and you have no right to take people's confidence in your service --	You better watch your mouth, cunt, you're gonna get hurt.
now are you threatening me, dick?	You are bad. You are a bad person. you are a bad person and you have no right to take people's confidence in your service --
calm down shut the fuck up and calm down shut shut shut up shut up --	Now are you threatening me, dick?
you go fuck yourself. you go fuck yourself. you go fuck yourself. my love was hurt, she got hurt. i am in love with her and you hurt you and you are gonna fucking get hurt. you don't touch her, i love her.	CALM DOWN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALM DOWN SHUT SHUT SHUT UP SHUT UP --
i haven't even told you what's happened. your girl that you have that works there for you threatened me and two men just chased me -- extorted money -- dean go fuck yourself that shit doesn't have anything to do with me - this is a legitimate bossiness.	YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF. MY LOVE WAS HURT, SHE GOT HURT. I AM IN LOVE WITH HER AND YOU HURT YOU AND YOU ARE GONNA FUCKING GET HURT. YOU DON'T TOUCH HER, I LOVE HER.
i said calm down and shut the fuck up. what's your problem?	I haven't even told you what's happened. Your girl that you have that works there for you threatened me and two men just chased me -- extorted money -- DEAN Go fuck yourself that shit doesn't have anything to do with me - this is a legitimate bossiness.
what?	I said calm down and shut the fuck up. What's your problem?
why don't you shut the fuck up?	What?
hello, my name is barry egan and i called your service --	Why don't you shut the fuck up?
who is this?	Hello, my name is Barry Egan and I called your service --
how many sisters do you have?	....I have seven.
i didn't know you had a sister?	.....Well yes I do....  But one more thing I wanted to tell you guys about the new plungers is that we're making the handles now in a non-breakable material called.....
sorry about that.	I didn't know you had a sister?
yes.....we do ask for....30 to 60 days....	I think you have a call?
you do guaranteed sale? etc.	We back our plungers 100% and we do ask for a 30 to 60 day display on the floor.....
you want a number for a psychiatrist, i can get you one, that's not a problem. but what exactly is wrong?	I don't know if there's anything wrong with me because I don't know how other people are.....Sometimes I cry a lot.....for no reason.
i don't have anyone to talk to things about and i understand it's confidential with a doctor - i'm embarrassed about that and i don't want my sisters to know?	You want a number for a psychiatrist, I can get you one, that's not a problem. but what exactly is wrong?
like a psychiatrist?	I don't have anyone to talk to things about and I understand it's confidential with a doctor - I'm embarrassed about that and I don't want my sisters to know?
i know that. maybe you know other doctors?	Like a psychiatrist?
i don't like the way i am sometimes.  can you help me? walter barry, i'm a dentist, what kind of help do you think i can give you?	I know that. Maybe you know other doctors?
yeah.	I don't like the way I am sometimes.  Can you help me? WALTER Barry, I'm a dentist, what kind of help do you think I can give you?
i wanted to ask you because you're a doctor, right?	Yeah.
it's alright.	I wanted to ask you because you're a doctor, right?
and i'm sorry that i did that.	It's alright.
mhm.	And I'm sorry that I did that.
well i'm sorry. before...	Mhm.
what's up?	Well I'm sorry. Before...
that was weird. i meant good.	Maybe you said that because you're hungry.....
yeah.	That was weird. I meant good.
how's business?	Business is very food, thanks. ELIZABETH What's very food?
hi walter.	How's business?
how you doin' barry?	Hi Walter.
fine, thank you.	Ok. You're connected.
ok, sir....i'm gonna put you through to my supervisor.	Fine, thank you.
that's not true. that's not true at all. you said that your name was georgia and you said our conversation was confidential and i trusted you and you kept calling and asking me for money, c'mon now i want to talk to your owner, your supervisor, whoever runs this, you understand. please connect me now.	Can you hang on a second?
...no....i don't....i don't remember you. who's this?	That's not true. That's not true at all. You said that your name was Georgia and you said our conversation was confidential and I trusted you and you kept calling and asking me for money, c'mon now I want to talk to your owner, your supervisor, whoever runs this, you understand. Please connect me now.
my name is barry egan and i spoke to you....you called me, you remember?	...no....I don't....I don't remember you. Who's this?
this is janice the operator, who's this?	My name is Barry Egan and I spoke to you....you called me, you remember?
it takes time to process --	No, no, no, no, nO, NO, NO!
how am i supposed to know what to do if you don't say it -- if it's not in your rules and regulations in your fine print how am i supposed to know how to be with this --	It takes time to process --
i'm sorry.	How am I supposed to know what to do if you don't say it -- if it's not in your rules and regulations in your fine print how am I supposed to know how to be with this --
i had this whole thing in my head, i was gonna be able to get this to you today -- i have to leave today --	I'm sorry.
it takes that much time to process the order and make sure it's valid --	I had this whole thing in my head, I was gonna be able to get this to you today -- I have to leave today --
no, no, no, no, no. what do you mean? it doesn't state anywhere about six to eight weeks.	It takes that much time to process the order and make sure it's valid --
where you been?	Well I had to go to Utah...but now I'm here and I'll be right back.
yeah.	Let's just figure that out later --  Ok. I gotta go. I'm just gonna go now and I'll call you from there, you're in charge 'till I get back. And don't tell my sisters anything? He exits.
....now: this pudding?	Yeah.
yeah.	That's funny.
you know you can get places in the world with pudding. that's funny.	Yeah.
alright: and i have to go and buy some more pudding for this trip to hawaii and as i just said that out loud i'm realizing it sounds a little strange but it's not. so can you come and help me out?	Ok.
ok.	Alright: And I have to go and buy some more pudding for this trip to Hawaii and as I just said that out loud I'm realizing it sounds a little strange but it's not. So can you come and help me out?
yeah but you can't tell my sisters that.	Ok.
wow, you're goin' to hawaii, that's great -- you're goin -- ?	Yeah but you can't tell my sisters that.
i'm going to go to hawaii but you can't tell my sisters that.	Wow, you're goin' to Hawaii, that's great -- you're goin -- ?
where you goin?	I'm going to go to Hawaii but you can't tell my sisters that.
ok. well. i'm gonna go out of town. i'm going to go out of town just for two days...	Where you goin?
what happened?	....I made a call.....  ....and, uh....
i think i got in trouble. a little bit of trouble....	What happened?
what's up?	I think I got in trouble. A little bit of trouble....
you talkin' to me about ramada inn?	I have to talk to you in a second about that, Lance, ok?
i'll tell you...the guy...with...just talk to me later about it, ok?	You talkin' to me about Ramada Inn?
which guy in toledo are you talking about?	I'll tell you...the guy...with...just talk to me later about it, ok?
which?	...I'll tell you later.
it's not a piano. lance! lance! make sure that you call that guy in toledo.	WHICH?
so what should i do with the pudding?	Let's just leave it there for now.
no thanks.	So what should I do with the pudding?
you should go on a trip.	No thanks.
no.........but airline miles are just like a currency these days.	You should go on a trip.
you're goin' on a trip?	No.........but airline miles are just like a currency these days.
that's part of a very interesting airline promotion giveaway that's really tremendous. i'm going to start a collection of pudding and coupons that can be redeemed for frequent flyer miles through healthy choice and american airlines --	You're goin' on a trip?
what's with all this pudding, what is this?	That's part of a very interesting airline promotion giveaway that's really tremendous. I'm going to start a collection of pudding and coupons that can be redeemed for frequent flyer miles through Healthy Choice and American Airlines --
hi, lance.	What's with all this pudding, what is this?
good morning, barry....	Hi, Lance.
why is it here? barry....barry?	...it just....I don't know....I don't know.
i don't know. i think it's a piano....a small piano.	That's not a piano.....I have a piano at home.....where'd you get it?
what is this?	I don't know. I think it's a piano....a small piano.
....yes.....	What is this?
yeah.....you got here early huh?	....yes.....
um....i bought one. i thought maybe it would be nice to get dressed for work, can i show you something?	Yeah.....you got here early huh?
why you wearin' a suit?	Um....I bought one. I thought maybe it would be nice to get dressed for work, can I show you something?
yes i'm fine.	Why you wearin' a suit?
you ok?	Yes I'm fine.
hey...lance....can i.....	You ok?
hey, good morning, barry.	Hey...Lance....can I.....
ok. this is what you get when you're a pervert -- you said you'd help someone out and you didn't so we're just getting some money for her and that's that.	You know, please, I just wanna say that I didn't say I would help her out; I was very clear about it....I don't think that this is fair.....wait, wait, wait, ouch, ouch.....
hey. you made a fucking sex call and now you're gonna pay. it's not a big thing -- just give us some money and then it's over -- we'll just walk down to the atm and get your money out --	Alright, alright.
you have another house somewhere or something?	No.
yes.	You have another house somewhere or something?
is this where you live?	Yes.
yes.	Is this where you live?
you have an atm?	Yes.
nothing....i mean, really...change, nothing....that's the cash i have....	You have an ATM?
what do you have in the house?	Nothing....I mean, really...change, nothing....that's the cash I have....
it's three hundred and twenty dollars, just take it.	What do you have in the house?
just take it, take the money in my pockets, take it, it's fine --	It's three hundred and twenty dollars, just take it.
how much money do you have in your pockets?	Just take it, take the money in my pockets, take it, it's fine --
whoa...whoa...wait, wait -- don't please....	How much money do you have in your pockets?
it's just you need to give me the money...do you have it right now?	Whoa...whoa...wait, wait -- don't please....
please don't do this.	It's just you need to give me the money...do you have it right now?
no, no, no, no c'mon man, don't make it a thing --	Please don't do this.
wait a minute --	No, no, no, no c'mon man, don't make it a thing --
you made a phone call and you said you'd help a girl out and then you didn't....i'm here to get the money.	Wait a minute --
you gotta give me some money.	You made a phone call and you said you'd help a girl out and then you didn't....I'm here to get the money.
what?	You gotta give me some money.
i need to talk to you for a second.	What?
hi.	I need to talk to you for a second.
hey.	Hi.
this is a bunch of bullshit.	I'm sorry, I know. I know that it's....
each pudding cup has to be scanned individually so that...it's for a giveaway...a product giveaway by this company...	This is a bunch of bullshit.
well....what do you want, then?	Each pudding cup has to be scanned individually so that...it's for a giveaway...a product giveaway by this company...
yes. sorry.	Well....what do you want, then?
are you serious with this?	Yes. Sorry.
i'm sorry.	Are you serious with this?
what is this, man?	I'm sorry.
they need to be scanned individually. they each have a bar code, so i need it scanned individually so that each and every cup appears on the receipt...	What is this, man?
yes you do. we were calling you gay boy and you got so mad....	Yes, yes, right.
i don't really remember that.	Yes you do. We were calling you Gay Boy and you got so mad....
don't puss out.	I won't.
i'll see you there.	Don't puss out.
i'll see you there.	I'll see you there.
ok.	I'll see you there.
yeah but i'm serious.	Ok.
i know.	Yeah but I'm serious.
you can't just stay in your house.	I know.
i know.	You can't just stay in your house.
seriously.	I know.
i know.	Seriously.
you can't just not show up like you do, you have to go.	I know.
i know.	You can't just not show up like you do, you have to go.
you can't be late though.	I know.
ok.	You can't be late though.
seriously.	Ok.
i know.	Seriously.
i'm serious.	I know.
i won't.	I'm serious.
you can't be late.	I won't.
seven o'clock.	You can't be late.
what time are you gonna be there?	Seven o'clock.
i'm just talking on the phone to you and standing.	What time are you gonna be there?
right now, you're doing nothing?	I'm just talking on the phone to you and standing.
nothing.	Right now, you're doing nothing?
what are you doing?	Nothing.
yes i am.	What are you doing?
are you going to the party tonight?	Yes I am.
hi, kathleen, i'm just working.	Are you going to the party tonight?
what are you doing?	Hi, Kathleen, I'm just working.
this is barry.	What are you doing?
that's it.	Can we maybe ask for more money on this?
ok.	That's it.
this is this place called ace vintage, you gotta find it, i don't know exactly where this is and i don't understand these maps so just go there and check it out. it's a '61 ac cobra that this old guy says is fine, but i need to figure out why he's only asking 23 for it. so take a look, the whole thing, call me about that, if it seems alright then i'll head down there and check it out.	Ok.
it's....whatever....that's not cool.	David, Don't. Just. Seriously. It doesn't make sense if you think about it in a fair deal like sense. Ok? It's business. Seriously. One hundred dollars for two days work is a lot more than your family is making sitting around your house. I'm serious now. Ok. Please. Now. Just stop.
-- she didn't know what she was talking about --	It's....whatever....that's not cool.
i thought latisha said you would --	-- she didn't know what she was talking about --
your expenses are your own.	I thought Latisha said you would --
as soon as you want.	I want you to go right away, I think that's best. I also need you to check out a car for me down there that this guy is selling.
when can you leave?	As soon as you want.
that's cool.	When can you leave?
no, no. this is bad, something might have happened, we should just --	Shut up, just put him on the phone, it doesn't matter, just shut up --
put him through.	No, no. This is bad, something might have happened, we should just --
nothing.	Put him through.
what did you say?	Nothing.
hey, it's me. this guy from l.a., barry egan is calling on the other line and saying all this stuff, he wants to talk to a supervisor or whatever --	What did you say?
hello?	Hey, it's me. This guy from L.A., Barry Egan is calling on the other line and saying all this stuff, he wants to talk to a supervisor or whatever --
what's the problem?	You don't need to talk all macho, "shake him out, little bad boy." Whatever -- you're not an action hero, tough guy, you're not a gangster --
uch. shut up, dean.	What's the problem?
...keys for the track. you have to gas it up and save the receipts on that. his address. we have a business address too if you need that -- but hit him at his house first, see what this little bad boy is all about and shake him up -- give him a little doe-see-doe --	Uch. Shut up, Dean.
so they'll go.	I'm only paying two of you guys.
i'll just see you when you get back here.	Ok.
should i call you later?	I'll just see you when you get back here.
i think he's weird, but that's me.	Should I call you later?
i'm sorry. you're right.	I think he's weird, but that's me.
well...he's not that strange, don't say that.	I'm sorry. You're right.
he did seem a little strange.	Well...he's not that strange, don't say that.
you wouldn't want to go out with him anyway, honestly, he's such a freak sometimes.	He did seem a little strange.
it's fine.	You wouldn't want to go out with him anyway, honestly, he's such a freak sometimes.
i have no idea what he's doing then. i'm sorry that didn't work out.	It's fine.
no.	I have no idea what he's doing then. I'm sorry that didn't work out.
so...did my brother call you?	No.
ok.	So...did my brother call you?
just tell him to call me.	Ok.
ok. what should i do about eric?	Just tell him to call me.
they need to see the new 484's to make sure it works with their oc....	Ok. What should I do about Eric?
so i'll meet you at the restaraunt?	Ok.
will you call me later to talk about asking walter for the shrink? and we can talk about - he said you have this crying problem or something?	Bye, Barry.
are you ready?	Will you call me later to talk about asking Walter for the shrink? And we can talk about - he said you have this crying problem or something?
you ready?	Are you coming to eat with us?
i can't find that thing in my car, i can't find it so i'll just get it and give it to you later. so?	You ready?
we should be going --	Yeah, no, I have to get something from my car, I said.
it's ok, it's alright. i'll come right back, i'll just go pay for my car.	Sorry.
-- he's so strange i don't know if you really even would want to go out with him, someone like him, i said i'd try, but it's just --	It's ok, it's alright. I'll come right back, I'll just go pay for my car.
it's not bad, it's ok.	-- he's so strange I don't know if you really even would want to go out with him, someone like him, I said I'd try, but it's just --
he's being weird, i'm sorry. i have no idea why he's being weird and dressed in a suit --	It's not bad, it's ok.
yeah.	He's being weird, I'm sorry. I have no idea why he's being weird and dressed in a suit --
are you sure?	Yeah.
i'll go pay for my car.	Are you sure?
it's ok. that's alright.	Are you learning how to play the piano? What is that?
he's wearing a suit again, i don't know why he's wearing a suit, he doesn't usually dress like that --	It's fine.
my years tending the lepers at st. emilion steeled me for life's grisliest offerings, doctor.	We've still a few lone incurables. Prone to violence, to perversion.
of course, everything's not as harmonious as it seems. i hope you've a strong constitution.	My years tending the lepers at St. Emilion steeled me for life's grisliest offerings, Doctor.
i don't believe it. the marquis de sade? you're actually publishing his novels?	Ever since his unfortunate death, there's been a surge of interest in his work. I'll use the profits to restore Charenton to her former glory.
they've the satisfaction only a hard day's labor can provide.	I don't believe it. The Marquis de Sade? You're actually publishing his novels?
it's remarkable, doctor. the patients are so subdued; so docile.	They've the satisfaction only a hard day's labor can provide.
-- and the listless ones do the binding.	It's remarkable, Doctor. The patients are so subdued; so docile.
i'm pleased to have the new post, sir.	I'm afraid that our endowment has shrivelled to a mere pittance; we're the laughing stock of all France. But -- on a happier note --
welcome to charenton, abbe du maupas.	I'm pleased to have the new post, sir.
if you're going to slander him, then you don't deserve to hear his stories --	I think she's sweet on him, that's what I think.
he's a writer, not a madman.	Then what's he doing here?
i hear he's got a whetstone and chisel, and he uses them to sharpen his teeth.	He's a writer, not a madman.
once or twice.	I hear he's got a whetstone and chisel, and he uses them to sharpen his teeth.
you've been to his quarters, haven't you?	Once or twice.
we oughtn't be reading his nasty stories --	No one's forcing you to listen.
"and so the professor lifted colombe's skirt high, above her waist. 'let me be your tutor,' said he, 'in the ways of love.' with that, he slid her pantalettes down, down, down over her knees, and there -- nestled between her legs -- as pink as a tulip, as slick as an eel --"	We oughtn't be reading his nasty stories --
"to seal the wound, he took a poker from the fire --"	"...a poker... he took a poker from the fire..."
"with that, fanchon expelled a scream so extravagantly pitched, that the surgeon was obliged to tear out her tongue --"	"With that, Fanchon expelled a scream so extravagantly pitched, that the surgeon was obliged to tear out her tongue --"
"one day, fanchon's first client was a surgeon. he ran his fingers across her naked skin, pulling apart folds of flesh, inspecting each and every follicle..."	"One day, Fanchon was visited by a surgeon. He ran his fingers across her naked skin, pulling apart folds of flesh, inspecting follicles..."
at your service, count.	Now give the signal.
yes, well, i awoke to discover i'd turned into a cat. if you don't do as i say, i'll sink my little fangs into your drumsticks, and suck the marrow straight out of your bones.	At your service, Count.
i'm no longer a man! i awoke to discover i'd turned into a sparrow!	Yes, well, I awoke to discover I'd turned into a cat. If you don't do as I say, I'll sink my little fangs into your drumsticks, and suck the marrow straight out of your bones.
for fuck's sake, who else would it be? the witching hour's arrived; you've alerted the others, yes?	I'm no longer a man! I awoke to discover I'd turned into a sparrow!
marquis? is that you?	For fuck's sake, who else would it be? The witching hour's arrived; you've alerted the others, yes?
if you'd grant me a final favor, i'd like the chance to explain myself --	Don't come any closer, Abbe. God's watching.
don't come back, not tonight, not again --	You'll hate me now, won't you?
what? what've i done?	Don't come back, not tonight, not again --
go back to your room. quickly.	What? What've I done?
why not?	They incite us to act. In ways we should not... cannot... a lesson the Marquis would do well to learn.
madeleine, i... there are certain things... feelings... we must not voice.	Why not?
mother's not half so blind as you.	Madeleine, I... there are certain things... feelings... we must not voice.
by whom? the marquis?	Mother's not half so blind as you.
it's a sin against god for me to refuse your kindness. but my heart's held fast here...	By whom? The Marquis?
"turn you out?"	It's a sin against God for me to refuse your kindness. But my heart's held fast here...
don't turn us out, abbe.	"Turn you out?"
charenton has changed; it's not safe for you here.	I've you to look after me, haven't I?
is that a promise you can truly keep?	Charenton has changed; it's not safe for you here.
i haven't been to see the marquis for ages. and i won't -- ever again -- i swear it. i won't speak to him, i won't even utter his name --	Is that a promise you can truly keep?
the doctor's a respected man, a friend of the court --	I haven't been to see the Marquis for ages. And I won't -- ever again -- I swear it. I won't speak to him, I won't even utter his name --
he's not the man who's cast a shadow here.	The Doctor's a respected man, a friend of the court --
in part, yes.	He's not the man who's cast a shadow here.
why not act the role of heroines instead? queen esther from the bible, or st. joan?	If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page, Abbe, I'll hazard I couldn't be such a good woman in life.
i put myself in his stories. i play the parts. each strumpet, each murderess.	Why not act the role of heroines instead? Queen Esther from the Bible, or St. Joan?
but why heap such ghastly fantasies atop an already ghastly existence?	I put myself in his stories. I play the parts. Each strumpet, each murderess.
ow!	But why heap such ghastly fantasies atop an already ghastly existence?
it's a hard day's wages, slaving away for madmen. what i've seen in life, it takes a lot to hold my interest.	Ow!
but why must you indulge in his pornography?	It's a hard day's wages, slaving away for madmen. What I've seen in life, it takes a lot to hold my interest.
don't say that; reading's my salvation.	But why must you indulge in his pornography?
had i known your taste in novels, i never would've taught you to read.	Don't say that; reading's my salvation.
i was wrong to free him, but so are you -- for taking all his treasures -- his quills and his ink --	Not now, or we're both done for.
has he hurt you?	His stinking breath caused my eyes to run, that's all.
yes, abbe?	The next time you feel the urge to visit the Marquis, I hope you'll come to confession instead.
madeleine --	Yes, Abbe?
then how can we know who is truly good, and who is evil?	We can't. All we can do is guard against our own corruption.
i don't take my orders from you; not anymore.	You'd deny a dying man his salvation?
i must grant him his last rites.	I don't take my orders from you; not anymore.
mustn't do that, sir.	I must grant him his last rites.
free his mouth.	Mustn't do that, sir.
they've got no right, sending someone to sit on your shoulder. i work for you; i won't take orders from a stranger.	You needn't worry, Valcour. It's administrative, nothing more.
surely you'll grant me a final word.	Of course.
i'm here.	Surely you'll grant me a final word.
abbe de coulmier!	I'm here.
i dare you. stab my flesh. which one of us will bleed?	Tomorrow, we'll cut out your tongue.
i fucked her countless times! in every orifice! and all the while, she plead for more --	We inspected the body, Marquis. She died a virgin.
then it must've been love --	I FUCKED HER COUNTLESS TIMES! IN EVERY ORIFICE! AND ALL THE WHILE, SHE PLEAD FOR MORE --
never!	Then it must've been love --
was it impotence?	NEVER!
who's to say i did not?	Was it impotence?
why was it you never took her by force?	Who's to say I did not?
go to hell!	Why was it you never took her by force?
you're no stranger to rape, marquis; and yet with her, you cooed. you courted. you begged.	Go to hell!
it's not your province to ask.	You're no stranger to rape, Marquis; and yet with her, you cooed. You courted. You begged.
and did you?	IT'S NOT YOUR PROVINCE TO ASK.
i wanted to fuck her, that's all!	AND DID YOU?
i know, because i felt it myself --	I WANTED TO FUCK HER, THAT'S ALL!
don't confuse one organ with another --	I know, because I felt it myself --
-- the passion in your heart --	Don't confuse one organ with another --
-- that was lust --	-- the passion in your heart --
i saw the longing in your eye --	-- that was lust --
oh, that's rich -- coming from her lapdog --	I saw the longing in your eye --
it's no secret that you loved her.	Oh, that's rich -- coming from her lapdog --
so many authors are denied the gratification of a concrete response to their work. i am blessed, am i not?	It's no secret that you loved her.
an innocent child is dead.	So many authors are denied the gratification of a concrete response to their work. I am blessed, am I not?
for fuck's sake, abbe! what am i to do? police my readers as you police me? suppose one of your precious wards had attempted to walk on water and drowned? would you condemn the bible? i think not!	An innocent child is dead.
your words drove bouchon to --	For fuck's sake, Abbe! What am I to do? Police my readers as you police me? Suppose one of your precious wards had attempted to walk on water and drowned? Would you condemn the Bible? I think not!
oh, i'm to be blamed now, am i?	Your words drove Bouchon to --
it's a potent aphrodisiac, isn't it? power over another man.	Your wig. Remove your wig.
oh, but you must, my pumpkin! sex without flirtation is merely rape!	NOW STRIP.
i do not mean to flirt, marquis!	Oh, but you must, my pumpkin! Sex without flirtation is merely rape!
coulmier, you animal!	I DO NOT MEAN TO FLIRT, MARQUIS!
off with your clothes!	Coulmier, you animal!
i wasn't talking about madeleine.	OFF WITH YOUR CLOTHES!
you expect me to pimp madeleine?	I wasn't talking about Madeleine.
a night spent with the partner of my choice.	You expect me to pimp Madeleine?
what on earth would that require?	A night spent with the partner of my choice.
i could be convinced to abandon my writing, quite voluntarily.	What on earth would that require?
what in god's name am i to do with you? the more i forbid, the more you're provoked!	I could be convinced to abandon my writing, quite voluntarily.
a man after my own heart...	What in God's name am I to do with you? The more I forbid, the more you're provoked!
if it were up to the doctor, you'd be flayed alive.	A man after my own heart...
its horrors, perhaps! its darkest nightmares! and to what end? nothing but your own morbid gratification --	Morbid gratification? NO! I write what I've seen; the endless procession to the chopping block. We're all lined up at the guillotine, waiting for the crunch of the blade. Rivers of blood are flowing beneath our feet, Abbe.
i didn't create this world of ours! i only record it!	Its horrors, perhaps! Its darkest nightmares! And to what end? Nothing but your own morbid gratification --
because your writing continues, unchecked.	I DIDN'T CREATE THIS WORLD OF OURS! I ONLY RECORD IT!
why this sudden torture?	Because your writing continues, unchecked.
-- and your meat shall be de-boned.	WHY THIS SUDDEN TORTURE?
-- water! --	-- and your meat shall be de-boned.
orvolle. his wine.  from now on, nothing but water at every meal --	-- water! --
virgin birth -- ha! an entire religion, built on an oxymoron!	Orvolle. His wine.  From now on, nothing but water at every meal --
that's a turkish weave, you numbskull; it costs more than you'll earn in your lifetime --	Valcour. His chair.
and my chaise -- am i being denied the privilege of sitting -- of plopping down my ass --	That's a Turkish weave, you numbskull; it costs more than you'll earn in your lifetime --
his rug.	And my chaise -- am I being denied the privilege of sitting -- of plopping down my ass --
my bed, gone! am i to freeze to death?	His rug.
good day, marquis.	THEN BUGGER ME!
you're tense, darling. you could use a long, slow screw.	Good day, Marquis.
that's enough.	You're tense, darling. You could use a long, slow screw.
"part the gates of heaven," as it were --	That's enough.
i don't know who you insult more; her or me.	"Part the gates of heaven," as it were --
madeleine. she's besotted with me; she'd do anything i ask. she could pay you a midnight visit --	I don't know who you insult more; her or me.
you always do.	Madeleine. She's besotted with me; she'd do anything I ask. She could pay you a midnight visit --
i have a proposition.	You always do.
whores and pederasts? you're better off without them.	I have a proposition.
i'll die of loneliness! i've no company but the characters i create --	Whores and pederasts? You're better off without them.
you know what sacrilege is, don't you? the last refuge of the failed provocateur.	I'll die of loneliness! I've no company but the characters I create --
that monstrous god of yours? he strung up his very own son like a side of veal; i shudder to think what he'd do to me.	You know what sacrilege is, don't you? The last refuge of the failed provocateur.
start with the bible; it's cheerier, and more artfully written.	That monstrous God of yours? He strung up his very own son like a side of veal; I shudder to think what He'd do to me.
try reading, for a change. the writer who produces more than he reads? the sure mark of an amateur.	Start with the Bible; it's cheerier, and more artfully written.
you can't --! you mustn't --! i've all the demons of hell in my head; my only salvation is to vent them on paper --	Try reading, for a change. The writer who produces more than he reads? The sure mark of an amateur.
perhaps -- in time -- you'll earn them back through good behavior --	You can't --! You mustn't --! I've all the demons of hell in my head; my only salvation is to vent them on paper --
what the devil --	If you won't be true to your word, then you've left me no choice.
we held a mirror up to the doctor, and -- apparently -- he didn't like what he saw.	What the devil --
how can one man possibly be so selfish?	We held a mirror up to the Doctor, and -- apparently -- he didn't like what he saw.
he can't do that to me.	How can one man possibly be so selfish?
you mean to take us all down with you?	Don't be absurd; it's only a play.
if you only mean to dupe me again --	Honestly! You cut me to the core! What's the point of all your valiant attempts at rehabilitation if -- when I finally succumb -- when at long last, I pledge myself to righteous conduct -- you regard me with nothing but suspicion? Have you no faith in your own medicine?
you've a touch of the poet, too; perhaps you should take up the quill.	Do I have your word?
fuck 'em! they're half-wits and pinheads. let 'em die on the streets, as nature intended.	You among them?
put yourself in my place. i've your fellow patients to consider. if charenton falls, they've no place to go. no manner in which to clothe or feed themselves --	Fuck 'em! They're half-wits and pinheads. Let 'em die on the streets, as Nature intended.
mightier than the sword indeed.	Put yourself in my place. I've your fellow patients to consider. If Charenton falls, they've no place to go. No manner in which to clothe or feed themselves --
our future lies in the stroke of your pen.	Mightier than the sword indeed.
they can't be serious.	Our future lies in the stroke of your pen.
more than your writing's at stake. the ministry has threatened us with closure.	They can't be serious.
it's that doctor fellow, isn't it? he's come to usurp your place here, hasn't he?	More than your writing's at stake. The Ministry has threatened us with closure.
one more trick like this, and i'll be forced to revoke all your liberties!	It's that Doctor fellow, isn't it? He's come to usurp your place here, hasn't he?
i thought that was your duty, abbe, not mine.	One more trick like this, and I'll be forced to revoke all your liberties!
but isn't that the duty of art? to elevate us above the beast?	I thought that was your duty, Abbe, not mine.
it's a fiction, not a moral treatise.	But isn't that the duty of art? To elevate us above the beast?
but we also fall in love; we build cities, we compose symphonies, and we endure. why not put that in your books as well?	It's a fiction, not a moral treatise.
i write of the great, eternal truths that bind together all mankind! the whole world over, we eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill and we die.	But we also fall in love; we build cities, we compose symphonies, and we endure. Why not put that in your books as well?
and such puny scope! nothing but the very worst in man's nature!	I write of the great, eternal truths that bind together all mankind! The whole world over, we eat, we shit, we fuck, we kill and we die.
there i was taxed; it's true.	And such puny scope! Nothing but the very worst in man's nature!
it's not even a proper novel! it's nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions! frankly, it even fails as an exercise in craft. the characters are wooden; the dialogue is inane. not to mention the endless repetition of words like "nipple" and "pikestaff" --	There I was taxed; it's true.
and --?	It's not even a proper novel! It's nothing but an encyclopedia of perversions! Frankly, it even fails as an exercise in craft. The characters are wooden; the dialogue is inane. Not to mention the endless repetition of words like "nipple" and "pikestaff" --
enough to discern its tenor.	And --?
have you truly read the book in question? or did you run -- straightaway -- to the dog-eared pages?	Enough to discern its tenor.
but you've no right to publish! behind my back, without my sanction!	Have you truly read the book in question? Or did you run -- straightaway -- to the dog-eared pages?
but you implored me to write! for curative purposes, to stave off my madness --	But you've no right to publish! Behind my back, without my sanction!
what did you do? bribe one of the guards?	But you implored me to write! For curative purposes, to stave off my madness --
yes! it is! the paper's cheap, the type's too small --	What did you do? Bribe one of the guards?
take your pen in hand, marquis. purge these wicked thoughts of yours on paper; maybe they'll govern you less in life.	I'll fill page after page, I promise.
don't be so sure.	Take your pen in hand, Marquis. Purge these wicked thoughts of yours on paper; maybe they'll govern you less in life.
i'm not a beautiful young prospect, ripe for corruption.	Don't be so sure.
i'm entertaining you now, aren't i?	I'm not a beautiful young prospect, ripe for corruption.
in exchange, we ask only that you follow the rules. now you know as well as i do... you're not to entertain visitors in your quarters.	I'm entertaining you now, aren't I?
it's true, dear-heart, you've spoiled me pink.	In exchange, we ask only that you follow the rules. Now you know as well as I do... you're not to entertain visitors in your quarters.
we treat you well enough here, don't we marquis? your very own featherbed, in lieu of a straw mat. your antique writing desk, all the way from lacoste. enough quills to feather an ostrich --	It's true, dear-heart, you've spoiled me pink.
i should've told you it was the blood of christ; you'd believe that, wouldn't you?	We treat you well enough here, don't we Marquis? Your very own featherbed, in lieu of a straw mat. Your antique writing desk, all the way from LaCoste. Enough quills to feather an ostrich --
it's not even noon --	Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when it's lubricated.
care for a splash of wine, abbe?	It's not even noon --
i've stared into the face of evil...  ...and i've lived to tell the tale. now... for your own sake... let me write it down.	Gibberish, my friend. He rants and he raves --
will you sleep soundly tonight?	No, sir. Plainly put, I never expect to sleep again.
i'm not the first man god has asked to shed blood in his name. i will not be the last.	Will you sleep soundly tonight?
and you? it must've been an ordeal.	I'm not the first man God has asked to shed blood in His name. I will not be the last.
poorly.	And you? It must've been an ordeal.
how is the patient faring?	Poorly.
and my own.	How is the patient faring?
my, my. you have exceeded my expectations.	And my own.
i beg you, doctor, don't make me say it.	HER NAME, ABBE.
perhaps you'll be so kind as to remind me of her name...	I beg you, Doctor, don't make me say it.
he was so impressed with the marquis' tale that he chose to re-enact it, yes?	Perhaps you'll be so kind as to remind me of her name...
as you say, doctor.	He was so impressed with the Marquis' tale that he chose to re-enact it, yes?
if only blood will appease you, then shed mine.	You'd suffer in her stead?
this child let loose the beast from its cage --	Madeleine's not wicked. It's the Marquis who's corrupted her. That's not her fault; it's mine.
it's a weak man who tests his mettle on the backs of children --	This child let loose the beast from its cage --
he'll do no such thing.	It's a weak man who tests his mettle on the backs of children --
you'll get more from her with kindness than you will with force.	What could cause a tincture like this?
i'll do everything in my power --	Do more. Otherwise, I'll be forced to report to the Ministry that the inmates are indeed running the asylum.
-- a veritable freak show for tourists and curiosity seekers. charenton is a sanatorium; she is not a circus. the theater is henceforth closed. as for your avowed friend -- playwright emeritus of the madhouse --	I'll do everything in my power --
that's not our intent --	-- a veritable freak show for tourists and curiosity seekers. Charenton is a sanatorium; she is not a circus. The theater is henceforth closed. As for your avowed friend -- playwright emeritus of the madhouse --
you ought to be ashamed, abbe. exploiting those drooling, pathetic cretins for financial gain --	That's not our intent --
no. it most certainly was not.	You ought to be ashamed, Abbe. Exploiting those drooling, pathetic cretins for financial gain --
it was not inspired by circumstance.	No. It most certainly was not.
of course.	It was not inspired by circumstance.
it was fiction, of course.	Of course.
madame bougival; mademoiselle clairwil -- and of course -- the marquis' wife --	Oh indeed?
i have.	-- then I've friends of my own to visit.
you keep strange company, abbe. but if you truly have matters in hand here --	I have.
he's more than a patient, doctor; the marquis is my friend --	You keep strange company, Abbe. But if you truly have matters in hand here --
he's sworn to obedience.	He's more than a patient, Doctor; the Marquis is my friend --
and --?	He's sworn to obedience.
i spoke to him with reason and compassion; the tools which serve us best here.	And --?
well?	I spoke to him with reason and compassion; the tools which serve us best here.
and place my reputation at stake?	Charenton is my life's work. To have her wrested from beneath me now --
on the contrary. let me take up this matter with the marquis myself --	And place my reputation at stake?
you find this amusing, do you?	On the contrary. Let me take up this matter with the Marquis myself --
a practical man, sir. given the marquis' unusual tastes, a sound thrashing on bare flesh may not qualify as a deterrent.	You find this amusing, do you?
you're a sentimental man.	A practical man, sir. Given the Marquis' unusual tastes, a sound thrashing on bare flesh may not qualify as a deterrent.
why? so he'll learn to fear punishment, rather than pursue virtue for its own reward?	You're a sentimental man.
have you tried bleeding him with leeches? the calming chair? maybe you should flog him at the stake?	Why? So he'll learn to fear punishment, rather than pursue virtue for its own reward?
but he's one among some two hundred wards --	Have you tried bleeding him with leeches? The calming chair? Maybe you should flog him at the stake?
in their eyes, the marquis is the surest barometer of your progress here.	But he's one among some two hundred wards --
shut down?	In their eyes, the Marquis is the surest barometer of your progress here.
unless we set charenton on a straight and narrow course, she'll be shut down forever by order of the emperor.	Shut down?
yes?	Unless we set Charenton on a straight and narrow course, she'll be shut down forever by order of the Emperor.
abbe, i admire you; i do. you've a conviction... an idealism... peculiar to the very young. and so i'll be candid. the ministry has sent me here with the most explicit... the most severe instructions.	Yes?
i've taken vows to live my life within these walls; not outside them.	Abbe, I admire you; I do. You've a conviction... an idealism... peculiar to the very young. And so I'll be candid. The Ministry has sent me here with the most explicit... the most severe instructions.
all france is aghast at this book, yet you've not heard of it?	I've taken vows to live my life within these walls; not outside them.
you have to believe me, i had no idea --	All France is aghast at this book, yet you've not heard of it?
do you favor its publication?	For sale? To the general public? Certainly not; it's unprintable.
it's essential to his recovery; a purgative for the toxins in his mind.	Do you favor its publication?
well...?	It's essential to his recovery; a purgative for the toxins in his mind.
oh. that.	Well...?
and his writing?	Oh. That.
he no longer roars or spits. he no longer taunts the guards or molests his fellow wards --	And his writing?
what is the impact of all these amenities upon his psyche?	He no longer roars or spits. He no longer taunts the guards or molests his fellow wards --
besides, every wholesome thing he might desire, he has at charenton. a library, filled with the world's great books, music lessons, watercolor exercises --	What is the impact of all these amenities upon his psyche?
a man of his notoriety? he wouldn't last a day on the streets without capture.	Besides, every wholesome thing he might desire, he has at Charenton. A library, filled with the world's great books, music lessons, watercolor exercises --
and he's never once attempted escape?	A man of his notoriety? He wouldn't last a day on the streets without capture.
better to have an insane spouse than a criminal one.	And he's never once attempted escape?
his wife's?	Better to have an insane spouse than a criminal one.
his wife's influence.	His wife's?
why is he in your care, and not a proper prison?	His wife's influence.
he's made a great success of our little theater; there's seldom an empty seat. not to mention its therapeutic value.	Playing dress-up with cretins? That sounds like a symptom of madness; not its cure.
i hope you'll judge him by his progress here, and not his past reputation.	He's made a great success of our Little Theater; there's seldom an empty seat. Not to mention its therapeutic value.
indiscretions, abbe? please. i've read his case history. at sixteen, he violated a serving girl with a crucifix. after six months in the dungeon at vincennes, he mutilated a prostitute, cutting her flesh with a razor, then cauterizing the wounds with wax --	I hope you'll judge him by his progress here, and not his past reputation.
a few indiscretions in his youth.	Indiscretions, Abbe? Please. I've read his case history. At sixteen, he violated a serving girl with a crucifix. After six months in the dungeon at Vincennes, he mutilated a prostitute, cutting her flesh with a razor, then cauterizing the wounds with wax --
i understand he practices the very crimes he preaches in his fiction.	A few indiscretions in his youth.
if you don't mind my asking... why has the emperor taken such sudden interest in my... our... affairs?	It seems a particular patient of yours has captured his fancy.
i'll need an office on the grounds; someplace to store my things.	If you don't mind my asking... why has the Emperor taken such sudden interest in my... our... affairs?
you're a man of science; i'm a man of god. charenton stands to profit from us both, i'm certain.	I'll need an office on the grounds; someplace to store my things.
it's a formality; truly.	You're a man of Science; I'm a man of God. Charenton stands to profit from us both, I'm certain.
of course.	It's a formality; truly.
this may feel a tad awkward, my friend, but it needn't be. i've merely come to oversee your work here; understood?	Of course.
dr. royer-collard? may i be the first to welcome you to charenton --	This may feel a tad awkward, my friend, but it needn't be. I've merely come to oversee your work here; understood?
yes?	No one can fault Napoleon for merely bringing a man to his senses.
of course, your highness. nevertheless... cure the marquis de sade... succeed, where countless physicians and priests have failed...	Yes?
but i am history.	Of course, Your Highness. Nevertheless... cure the Marquis de Sade... succeed, where countless physicians and priests have failed...
a word of caution, sire: we all remember what happened to robespierre, danton and marat. put the marquis to death, and history might even regard you as a despot.	But I am history.
as for the author... shoot him.	A word of caution, Sire: we all remember what happened to Robespierre, Danton and Marat. Put the Marquis to death, and history might even regard you as a despot.
"as he loosened his manhood from beneath his robes, the bishop muttered a latin prayer. and then -- with a mighty thrust -- drove it into her very entrails --"	Enough!
his wife was trying to escape; they caught her on the stair, and set upon her with bayonets.  "there but for the grace of god"... eh, doctor?	I don't shed tears over the past, Monsieur Delben; I look to the future.
i'm afraid so; he's an idealist. you'll have to be politic.	Do you know how I define "idealism," Monsieur Delben?
charenton? the administrator there is quite well-loved, is he not?	I'm afraid so; he's an idealist. You'll have to be politic.
quite.	I don't seek popularity or renown, Monsieur Delben. Mine is a higher mission.
but here at the hotel dieu we favor an... aggressive... course of treatment.	Quite.
you asked my name once; it's madeleine.	Sweet, then? Like the pastry?
i'll be waiting.	Maybe someday you'll tell me your name.
i'll pay you another visit, with a share of the profits, once its sold.	I'll be waiting.
i'll pass the word on, then.	I'll pay you another visit, with a share of the profits, once its sold.
monsieur masse says he'd like another manuscript, quick as you please. he's got himself three presses, and he can't print 'em fast enough.	I'll pass the word on, then.
here it is; the last chapter.	Monsieur Masse says he'd like another manuscript, quick as you please. He's got himself three presses, and he can't print 'em fast enough.
what of my lips, will you soil them too? when you've broken every other taboo?	I'll fill every slippery hollow; if you're obliging, then you'll swallow!
and then -- to prove your truly mine -- i'll plunder you, darling, from behind!	What of my lips, will you soil them too? When you've broken every other taboo?
i tremble with fear! you're bound to pound the quivering lips of my venus mound!	And then -- to prove your truly mine -- I'll plunder you, darling, from behind!
i'll plunder every lovely pore until you're week and cry "no more!"	I tremble with fear! You're bound to pound the quivering lips of my Venus mound!
my darling, eugenie, dainty morsel! get on your back! let's try it dorsal!	Was ever a man more risqu? He wants to take me every way!
quickly, my suckling, out of your clothes! my scepter awaits; how solid it grows!	Stop, I beg you! Have pity, I say! You're not my lover; you're a monstrous rou!
at last she arrives, my hard-won bride! hurry, my child, and scurry inside. there you'll find such treasures await you; marzipan and meringue to sate you!	Such gallantry in men is -- sadly -- a rarity; How lucky I am to receive his charity!
you're more than a priest; you're an angel! ain't he, maddy?	It's because of the Marquis, isn't it?
i'm only a laundress; not a detective.	Now's not the time to be cheeky, Maddy.
yes?	"Well worth the dig!"
"the vigor with which he made love caused her bones to dislodge. still, he granted her the highest compliment he accorded any woman..."	Yes?
oh, it's terrible! it's too, too terrible!  well. go on.	"The vigor with which he made love caused her bones to dislodge. Still, he granted her the highest compliment he accorded any woman..."
"a habitu of cemeteries, his proudest conquest was a maid six decades his senior, deceased a dozen years."	Oh, it's terrible! It's too, too terrible!  Well. Go on.
it's not your cup of tea, mama.	Come now, darling, give it a read.
if you won't read it to your own mama, then perhaps you ought not to be reading it at all.	It's not your cup of tea, Mama.
...yes, i've got that bit...	"What shall I ready?" asked Fanchon. "My mouth, my ass or my succulent oyster?"
a tale more horrible than all the rest combined!	Something to make the angels weep, and the Saints to gasp for air...
yes! you shall. of course you shall --	A tale more horrible than all the rest combined!
-- whose cell lies next to the linen cabinet! there, armed with a quill of my own, i'll commit it to paper!	Yes! You shall. Of course you shall --
-- who'll whisper it to bouchon --	-- whose cell lies next to the linen cabinet! There, armed with a quill of my own, I'll commit it to paper!
tomorrow night, whisper a new tale to your neighbor, cleante. he'll whisper it to his neighbor dauphin, who'll whisper it to his neighbor franval --	-- who'll whisper it to Bouchon --
go on, child.	Tomorrow night, whisper a new tale to your neighbor, Cleante. He'll whisper it to his neighbor Dauphin, who'll whisper it to his neighbor Franval --
yes; that's it! a final volley from us both!	Go on, child.
you could whisper it through the walls of your cell.	Yes; that's it! A final volley from us both!
how do you propose i write it? with dust, upon the air?	You could whisper it through the walls of your cell.
it needn't be; not if you've another story.	How do you propose I write it? With dust, upon the air?
he's a man of god; he's true to his vows.	First and foremost, he's a MAN. You remind him of that fact, and he resents you for it.
don't be fooled, madeleine! he fears for himself. he's like a man starving, and you -- ha! -- you're like a pork chop dolloped with heavy cream --	He's a man of God; he's true to his vows.
the abbe's sending me away. he fears for me here, what with the likes of you --	Don't be fooled, Madeleine! He fears for himself. He's like a man starving, and you -- ha! -- you're like a pork chop dolloped with heavy cream --
you're far crueler than i, my sweet.	The Abbe's sending me away. He fears for me here, what with the likes of you --
i must say, in your novels you stoke the most unrealistic expectations.	You're far crueler than I, my sweet.
it's only been described to me. in your books.	I must say, in your novels you stoke the most unrealistic expectations.
surely you've seen a man naked.	It's only been described to me. In your books.
they decreed me a savage, and now they have made me one.	Surely you've seen a man naked.
they've taken your clothes?	They decreed me a savage, and now they have made me one.
my newest book begins at my right cuff, continues across my back, and completes itself at the base of my left shoe...	I don't believe it!
what have they done to you now?	Tortures so arcane, so medieval, even I haven't the words to describe them. If you've an ounce of pity in your heart, you'll throw caution aside, and unlock my door...
the story's thrilling conclusion comes at a premium.	What's that then?
you demand a lot from your readers, you do.	The story's thrilling conclusion comes at a premium.
the climax comes at a higher cost; you must sit on my lap.	You demand a lot from your readers, you do.
it's a long story, this one.	The climax comes at a higher cost; you must sit on my lap.
the price, my coquette, is every bit as firm as i am...	Oh, you. You talk same as you write.
must i administer them directly, or might i blow them?	The price, my coquette, is every bit as firm as I am...
a kiss for each page.	Must I administer them directly, or might I blow them?
is it terribly erotic?	Fiendishly so.
most assuredly.	Is it terribly erotic?
is it awfully violent?	Most assuredly.
the unhappy tale of a virginal laundry lass, the darling of the lower wards, where they entomb the criminally insane.	Is it awfully violent?
i've just the story... inspired by these very surroundings....	The unhappy tale of a virginal laundry lass, the darling of the lower wards, where they entomb the criminally insane.
your publisher says i'm not to leave without a new manuscript.	I've just the story... inspired by these very surroundings....
you've already stolen my heart, as well as another more prominent organ, south of the equator...	Your publisher says I'm not to leave without a new manuscript.
there's something else i want from you.	You've already stolen my heart, as well as another more prominent organ, south of the Equator...
if only these coins purchased your other talents, too.	There's something else I want from you.
i put myself at life and limb. surely that's worth a few louis.	If only these coins purchased your other talents, too.
the peril of composing such incendiary prose...	I put myself at life and limb. Surely that's worth a few louis.
it's the only frontier i have left, plumcake.	I suppose you want to know about that silly book of yours.
you? frighten me? that's a good one! i'm twice as fast as you are. who'd have thought such a spent body can still boast such a fertile mind?	It's the only frontier I have left, plumcake.
did i frighten you?	You? Frighten me? That's a good one! I'm twice as fast as you are. Who'd have thought such a spent body can still boast such a fertile mind?
don't start --	Go ahead; you've a key. Slip it through my tiny hole...
i'm hungry for a proper visit.	Don't start --
you'd do that, rather than forsake our love?	No. But tell him I would.
tell him -- if he uncovers our whereabouts -- you'll slit your wrists with a razor, and i'll plunge a hat- pin through my heart.	You'd do that, rather than forsake our love?
"by the time you read this, we'll be long gone; bound for england or points beyond..."	Tell him -- if he uncovers our whereabouts -- you'll slit your wrists with a razor, and I'll plunge a hat- pin through my heart.
tell him i'm no fool. a prison's still a prison, even with chinese silk and chandeliers.	"By the time you read this, we'll be long gone; bound for England or points beyond..."
"...your wife."	Tell him I'm no fool. A prison's still a prison, even with Chinese silk and chandeliers.
it's libelous; you wouldn't dare.	And why not? My fortune, siphoned away. My reputation, past repair. I've nothing left to lose.  Silence my husband, or you'll come to know an infamy to rival his own.
public scorn carries a terrible sting. trust me. i'm a woman who knows.	It's libelous; you wouldn't dare.
you've no right to assault me in this fashion; i'll call for my footman. i'll have you removed --	Am I a cursed woman, Doctor? Must I be betrayed by every man I meet --
if only you'd remained true to our contract! opiates, for his nerves! restraints! the man warrants a bed of nails --	I can say, with the utmost sincerity, that every franc you've given me has been put to sterling use.
this is neither the time nor the place --	If only you'd remained true to our contract! Opiates, for his nerves! Restraints! The man warrants a bed of nails --
i'm on the brink of bankruptcy; my husband's resources are all but exhausted. and to what end, i ask you?	This is neither the time nor the place --
good god, marquise --	I'm on the brink of bankruptcy; my husband's resources are all but exhausted. And to what end, I ask you?
of course.	Once... long ago... in the folly of youth... he made me love him.
doctor... can i impart to you his cruelest trick?	Of course.
and i in yours.	Doctor... Can I impart to you his cruelest trick?
i am eternally in your debt.	And I in yours.
don't toy with me, doctor.	Now is the time to secure your epitaph. The benevolent Marquise, Charenton's most revered philanthropist... or Satan's Bride.
-- words alone are insufficient.	It's beyond perversity. That honor should carry a price tag...
oh, but i am!	-- words alone are insufficient.
if you're truly determined to step out of the shadow of your husband's celebrity --	Oh, but I am!
that ill-gotten funds, borne of his degeneracy, might now effect his salvation.	If you're truly determined to step out of the shadow of your husband's celebrity --
what thought is that?	That ill-gotten funds, borne of his degeneracy, might now effect his salvation.
what a beautiful thought, marquise.	What thought is that?
it's tainted money, doctor.	What a beautiful thought, Marquise.
but you've a pension, haven't you, from the sale of his books?	It's tainted money, Doctor.
i am not a wealthy woman.	But you've a pension, haven't you, from the sale of his books?
perhaps if you were to buttress your entreaties with the means to oblige them...	I am not a wealthy woman.
that barely covers the cost of his room. there's nary a penny left over for appropriate treatments. opiates to quell his temper. restraints to chasten him when he misbehaves.	Perhaps if you were to buttress your entreaties with the means to oblige them...
i pay his stipend every month, far more dutifully than i should.	That barely covers the cost of his room. There's nary a penny left over for appropriate treatments. Opiates to quell his temper. Restraints to chasten him when he misbehaves.
you're aware, are you not, that it costs a great deal to house your husband at charenton...	I pay his stipend every month, far more dutifully than I should.
i assume you've come to plead for clemency on your husband's behalf.	Oh you do, do you? It is my dearest hope, Doctor, that he remain entombed forever, and that when at last he perishes in the dank bowels of your institution, he be left as carrion for the rodents and the worms.
you're new to charenton, yes? perhaps you're not yet familiar with my husband, and his unusual case.	With all due respect, Madame, all France is familiar with your husband.  Grant us a moment alone, won't you, Monsieur Prouix?
i pray you: be succinct.	You're new to Charenton, yes? Perhaps you're not yet familiar with my husband, and his unusual case.
i beg to differ, doctor. you work in a madhouse. your every waking moment is governed by the insane.	I pray you: be succinct.
my schedule is not subject to the whims of lunatics.	I beg to differ, Doctor. You work in a madhouse. Your every waking moment is governed by the insane.
desperation has driven me past etiquette, all the way to frenzy.	My schedule is not subject to the whims of lunatics.
it is customary to write first, and request an appointment --	Desperation has driven me past etiquette, all the way to frenzy.
he refuses to be seen in my company! he blanches at the mention of your name --	It's a convenience, isn't it, having your husband locked away! You no longer have to hold your tongue, or hoist your skirts! Or crack your mouth, so I can put it to its one pleasurable use! YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE, NO! YOU'RE ONE AMONG MY MANY JAILERS, AREN'T YOU?
tell me; have you done anything to secure my release? no! have you petitioned the court? never! sought audience with the emperor --	He refuses to be seen in my company! He blanches at the mention of your name --
give me back my anonymity, that's all i ask! let me be invisible again!	Tell me; have you done anything to secure my release? NO! Have you petitioned the court? NEVER! Sought audience with the Emperor --
it's the way of all martyrs, isn't it?	Give me back my anonymity, that's all I ask! Let me be invisible again!
everywhere i go, they point and whisper! at the opera, they hiss at me when i take my box. when i went to church... the priest refused to even hear my confession; he said i was already damned! why must i suffer for your sins?	It's the way of all martyrs, isn't it?
they've put you up to this, haven't they?	You ought to court the Doctor's favor, not his contempt.
to flaunt your deviance in public? upon a stage?	They've put you up to this, haven't they?
you've come to lecture me?	To flaunt your deviance in public? Upon a stage?
i beg you, donatien... as your wife... your only ally... you must stop making such a monstrous spectacle of yourself.	You've come to lecture me?
how was i to tell you? by writing a letter? with what, my asinine bride?	I beg you, Donatien... as your wife... your only ally... you must stop making such a monstrous spectacle of yourself.
how was i to know, my darling?	How was I to tell you? By writing a letter? WITH WHAT, MY ASININE BRIDE?
for fuck's sake, woman! bonbons? i'm to sit here, gorging myself on useless trifles, sucking down your little sweetmeats, when what i truly need -- what i truly require -- are a few quill pens? perhaps a pot of ink?	Forgive me, I beg you --
....shame on you, truly...	For fuck's sake, woman! BONBONS? I'm to sit here, gorging myself on useless trifles, sucking down your little sweetmeats, when what I truly need -- what I truly require -- are a few quill pens? Perhaps a pot of ink?
hm? tell me. what other treats?	....shame on you, truly...
i'd rather read, thank-you.	You prefer a book to your husband's company?
i'd prefer to have our brandy in the salon. there we can sit... side-by- side... before the fire.	I'd rather read, thank-you.
very much.	I'd prefer to have our brandy in the salon. There we can sit... side-by- side... before the fire.
doesn't that please you?	Very much.
but it's just begun --	Do as I say.
leave at once --	But it's just begun --
that poor woman.	She knew what she was signing on for After all, she took the money.
carole, you wound me! as if i could hope to pacify you with evasions of--	Don't insult me with your cute press quotes Save it for Louella.
we've known each other too long, orson. sling the bullshit elsewhere.	Carole, you wound me! As if I could hope to pacify you with evasions of--
oh, but haven't you heard? i'm the boy wonder. i've been a genius since the moment i was born.	We've known each other too long, Orson. Sling the bullshit elsewhere.
of being found out. of not being a genius	Oh, but haven't you heard? I'm the Boy Wonder. I've been a genius since the moment I was born.
you're just scared.	Am I?
i wonder sometimes.	You're just scared.
it's gonna be fine, orson. you're gonna do great.	I wonder sometimes.
not you too	It's gonna be fine, Orson. You're gonna do great.
so you ever gonna do a picture?	Not you too
no, when i was but a tender lad--	Last week would this be?
ever met walter winchell?	No, when I was but a tender lad--
marion, everyone knows you're not like that--	But I am That's the killer, honey.
the character that's supposed to be me, susan alexander--	Marion, everyone knows you're not like that--
uh-huh	The character that's supposed to be me, Susan Alexander--
you know this citizen kane picture? about pops and everything?	Uh-huh
yeah. but all of a sudden it's not	You know this CITIZEN KANE picture? About Pops and everything?
thinking like that is only gonna drive you nuts you were a great star and you had a good run. that oughta be enough.	Yeah. But all of a sudden it's not
thing that bothers me now, though, looking back is that i really think i could have been something ... special.	Thinking like that is only gonna drive you nuts You were a great star and you had a good run. That oughta be enough.
sure	Thing that bothers me now, though, looking back is that I really think I could have been something ... special.
i did my best but, well, you know me	Sure
when i met him i was just 20. and he was 55. i saw the gold ring and just grabbed on. and he was going to make me a star.	And he did.
sure you can, just--	He needs me here.
i can't	Sure you can, just--
listen, you come down and stay with us for a few days. just tell the old man that--	I can't
mm.	Listen, you come down and stay with us for a few days. Just tell the old man that--
and attractive in a hammy sort of way.	Mm.
yeah, orson's a real piece of work. but deep down, he's a good kid. real deep down.	And attractive in a hammy sort of way.
mr. welles certainly is a caution	Yeah, Orson's a real piece of work. But deep down, he's a good kid. Real deep down.
it's not so bad here. after all, what girl doesn't want to live in a castle?	Mr. Welles certainly is a caution
with about twenty of his spies on my tail. no thanks.	It's not so bad here. After all, what girl doesn't want to live in a castle?
why don't you come down to la? stay with us for a while.	With about twenty of his spies on my tail. No thanks.
that's why he has the parties, he says it's like bringing the world to me.	Why don't you come down to LA? Stay with us for a while.
you need to get outta here, rapunzel	That's why he has the parties, he says it's like bringing the world to me.
god, these parties are the worst	You need to get outta here, Rapunzel
and we would hear them scuttling around at night with their little red eyes and little yellow t-t- teeth and i'm just imagining plague lice jumpin' all over the damn place so we set t-t-traps everywhere. and every morning we would find the t-t-traps sprung but no mice!	Houdini mice.
elegant words, sir, when you have made your name and your fortune on slander and innuendo and gossip. in your papers you taught the world how to look under every rock. i learned at the knee of the master.	So where does that leave us, Mr. Welles? What kind of sad future are we two making? A future where men will do anything to sell their newspapers and their movies? A future where no price is too high for fame and power? When we will all scratch each other to pieces just to be heard?
intimately. for every sin you have placed on my head i could give you a hundred others. i have been swimming in blood my entire life. but i retain a belief, perhaps you will think it old fashioned, undoubtedly you will, but i believe that private lives should not be public property.	Elegant words, sir, when you have made your name and your fortune on slander and innuendo and gossip. In your papers you taught the world how to look under every rock. I learned at the knee of the master.
do you?	Intimately. For every sin you have placed on my head I could give you a hundred others. I have been swimming in blood my entire life. But I retain a belief, perhaps you will think it old fashioned, undoubtedly you will, but I believe that private lives should not be public property.
i wonder. do you have any idea what you have done?	Do you?
in hollywood the fiercest bulls are the most brutally killed.	I'll remember that.
so i've been told.	In Hollywood the fiercest bulls are the most brutally killed.
well, i wish you luck. it is a treacherous business.	So I've been told.
i see. and you are in california for what reason?	To make pictures.
and director.	I see. And you are in California for what reason?
the actor	And director.
my name is orson welles	The actor
who are you, sir?	My name is Orson Welles
see what you can do about this citizen kane picture, won't you?	Yeah
why is that, louis?	Bel Air is restricted.
oh, why is that?	Why is that, Louis?
you know that can't happen.	Oh, why is that?
and maybe we could get mr. warner and mr. goldwyn and mr. cohn and mr. selznick to play as well.	You know that can't happen.
apparently it details the exploits of a publisher like myself. entirely too much like myself. do you follow so far?	Yeah
uh-hub.	Apparently it details the exploits of a publisher like myself. Entirely too much like myself. Do you follow so far?
mm. not a very good picture i am told.	Uh-hub.
over at rko?	Mm. Not a very good picture I am told.
quite. and this is why i came to visit. have you heard about this citizen kane picture?	Over at RKO?
randolph!	Hope you don't mind my popping in--
louis	Randolph!
i don't want you to--	There is nothing to understand but this:   I am a man who could have been great, but was not.
castle -- still fighting old battles he will never win with pulitzer and roosevelt and hollywood--	I don't want you to--
no, you don't. you want to condemn me, like everyone else. you want to point to the pathetic, old man grown lunatic with his spending -- trapped in his ridiculous	castle -- still fighting old battles he will never win with Pulitzer and Roosevelt and Hollywood--
i just want to understand--	No, you don't. You want to condemn me, like everyone else. You want to point to the pathetic, old man grown lunatic with his spending -- trapped in his ridiculous
i will not have this in my home.	I just want to understand--
fuck you, mr. kane.	I will not have this in my home.
you are slovenly and unattractive and i won't  t-t-t-tolerate it.	Fuck you, Mr. Kane.
tough shit. we need to t-t-talk about this--	You are slovenly and unattractive and I won't  t-t-t-tolerate it.
you are repellant when you drink.	Tough shit. We need to t-t-talk about this--
you will not walk out on me	You are repellant when you drink.
that's right. you've captured me exactly. goodnight.	You will not walk out on me
but why? just so you can show it all off -- just so everyone can see what a b-b-big man you are?!	That's right. You've captured me exactly. Goodnight.
not for me.	But why? Just so you can show it all off -- just so everyone can see what a b-b-big man you are?!
there's a different between want and	Not for me.
i wanted it	There's a different between want and
did you need it? did you need any of it?	I wanted it
you needn't use that language with me	Did you need it? Did you need any of it?
i know where deauville is for c-c-christ's sake.	You needn't use that language with me
it's 12th century. from deauville -- in france.	I know where Deauville is for C-C-Christ's sake.
that -- did you need that? how much did that cost?	It's 12th Century. From Deauville -- in France.
you don't need it! that's the problem you always think you need everything--	That -- did you need that? How much did that cost?
you are being typically theatrical, marion. i need the tribune to--	You don't need it! That's the problem you always think you need everything--
you don't have any money left, okay?! that's the truth. i don't wanna say it, nobody else will say it, but it's the truth. you spent it all. you can't buy the tribune in chicago -- you can't buy ^ g-g- goddamn thing. now you better face up to it--	You are being typically theatrical, Marion. I need the Tribune to--
there is nothing to discuss-	You don't have any money left, okay?! That's the truth. I don't wanna say it, nobody else will say it, but it's the truth. You spent it all. You can't buy the Tribune in Chicago -- you can't buy ^ g-g- goddamn thing. Now you better face up to it--
you gotta wake up now. pops.	There is nothing to discuss-
we are in no "pickle" -- as you would euphemistically have it.	You gotta wake up now. Pops.
i'm not asking you to defend anything. but we're in a pickle and we gotta talk about it.	We are in no "pickle" -- as you would euphemistically have it.
i will not defend my life to you--	I'm not asking you to defend anything. But we're in a pickle and we gotta talk about it.
a million dollars a year on art and st-st-statues and there's nothing to explain?!	I will not defend my life to you--
there's nothing to explain	A million dollars a year on art and st-st-statues and there's nothing to explain?!
then you explain it to me?!	There's nothing to explain
this picture--	I am not that woman.
bought and p-p-paid for. just like one of his goddamn statues. well at least in the movie he married her!	This picture--
marion--	Bought and p-p-paid for. Just like one of his goddamn statues. Well at least in the movie he married her!
nailed us, hub? the crazy old man and his whore.	Marion--
well -- he got us, didn't he? she stands and goes quickly to pour a drink. a forced laugh	Nailed us, hub? The crazy old man and his whore.
how does one get 125 million dollars in debt?	One . . . buys things.
yes.	How does one get 125 million dollars in debt?
we're 125 million dollars in debt?	Yes.
it's not really--	How much?
how much?	It's not really--
the s.e.c. has turned down my request for relief on the debts.	How much?
pops	The S.E.C. has turned down my request for relief on the debts.
nothing for you to worry about, darling	Pops
how bad is it?	Nothing for you to worry about, darling
he is a bolshevik. he will have us at war by the end of the year. i think i'm going to run that wheelchair picture.	Don't
you oughta lay off him -- he is the p-p-president, after all.	He is a Bolshevik. He will have us at war by the end of the year. I think I'm going to run that wheelchair picture.
the journal was pretty harsh to roosevelt today.	You oughta lay off him -- he is the p-p-president, after all.
she's a catholic. she says it would put her soul in peril. divorce is a very serious sin, apparently.	Nuts. She only cares about the money. She thinks I'll make you cut her out of the w-w-w-w...  will.
there. that's right.	She's a Catholic. She says it would put her soul in peril. Divorce is a very serious sin, apparently.
this is supposed ta be siam or some such. some kinda lousy b-b-balinese temple. this look like a temple to you? i can't see it myself--	Darling, I talked to Millicent.
there's no call for that language-	There certainly is I There certainly is! Aw, to hell with you!
goddamn it. i gotta have some kinda life!	There's no call for that language-
i want blood	Good. Retain that feeling. Let it nourish you from this day forth. It shall nourish us both
and how do you feel when you are lied to?	I want blood
he looked into my face and told me it wasn't about you.	And how do you feel when you are lied to?
he lied to me	He looked into my face and told me it wasn't about you.
please be quiet.	He lied to me
sir, i-	Please be quiet.
i pay you a good deal of money to be my eyes and ears in hollywood, do i not? if you cannot provide this simple service you are of no use to me.	Sir, I-
sir?	I pay you a good deal of money to be my eyes and ears in Hollywood, do I not? If you cannot provide this simple service you are of no use to me.
why did we not know about this sooner?	Sir?
sir?	Why did we not know about this sooner?
miss parsons, i have one additional question for you.	Sir?
thank you, sir. she begins to leave	Miss Parsons, I have one additional question for you.
thank you for your time	Thank you, sir. She begins to leave
yes?	The drinking.
the jigsaw puzzles and the, urn, career -- the man spending a fortune to make her a star -- only it's opera and not movies. and...	Yes?
how so?	The jigsaw puzzles and the, urn, career -- the man spending a fortune to make her a star -- only it's opera and not movies. And...
it's all you. it has the political campaigns and the mining fortune and the war with pulitzer and the castle. and ... marion.	How so?
love them so much that they ought to love you back. only you want love on your own terms. "	"A toast then, Jedediah, to love on my own terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows, his own."
"you don't care about anything except you. you just want to persuade people that you	love them so much that they ought to love you back. Only you want love on your own terms. "
you're not going to get another chance, boy! look right at the monster and you tell him--	"You don't care about anything except you. You just want to persuade people that you
we're not all hopped up on benzedrine, orson i some of us humans need sleep!	You're not going to get another chance, boy! Look right at the monster and you tell him--
this is the chance you've been waiting for, boy. tell that son of a bitch just what you think of him!	We're not all hopped up on benzedrine, Orson I Some of us humans need sleep!
then make them up! you're drunk and you're angry.	This is the chance you've been waiting for, boy. Tell that son of a bitch just what you think of him!
i can't remember the lines!	Then make them up! You're drunk and you're angry.
keep filming.	I can't remember the lines!
"you talk about the people as if you owned them. as though they belonged to you. as long as i can remember, you've talked about--"  orson, i am so goddamn tired--	Keep filming.
"well, if you got drunk to talk to me about miss alexander, don't bother. i'm not interested. i've set back the sacred cause of reform, is that it? all right, if that's the way they want it, the people have made their choice. it's obvious the people prefer jim gettys to me."	"You talk about the people as if you owned them. As though they belonged to you. As long as I can remember, you've talked about--"  Orson, I am so goddamn tired--
orson, hold on. look into my eyes. tell me you are not doing hearst.	I am not doing Hearst.
that's right. a symphony of those: vaunted and valued tellers-of-truth. those heroic minutemen standing sentry on our liberties--	Orson, hold on. Look into my eyes. Tell me you are not doing Hearst.
a delicious amalgamation, is it?	That's right. A symphony of those: vaunted and valued tellers-of-truth. Those heroic minutemen standing sentry on our liberties--
good god no! the character is a delicious amalgamation of various press barons--	A delicious amalgamation, is it?
you're not doin' hearst, are you?	Good God no! The character is a delicious amalgamation of various press barons--
we're using-	You're not doin' Hearst, are you?
now, orson, you know i'm just dyin' to see your picture and i know it's gonna be boffo, but you're writing about a publisher, right?	We're using-
huh?	What we are going to do is shoot life -- in all it's joyous complexity.
tome it's a question of truth and illusion. don't you get tired of the errant falsity in motion pictures?	Huh?
can i talk to hearst?	You are talking to him.
and mr. hearst has authorized me to tell you that you're looking at the most beautiful lawsuit in history if you release this picture. he'll bleed your little studio dry and you can all go on back to new york and do shakespeare with the boy wonder.	Can I talk to Hearst?
oh for god's sake, louella-	And Mr. Hearst has authorized me to tell you that you're looking at the most beautiful lawsuit in history if you release this picture. He'll bleed your little studio dry and you can all go on back to New York and do Shakespeare with the Boy Wonder.
nix, sweetie. you shelve it	Oh for God's sake, Louella-
louella, please, be reasonable, i understand you have problems with orson's picture but maybe we can work something out--	Nix, sweetie. You shelve it
that's right, fella, no hearst paper will run an rko ad until you agree that citizen kane will never see the light of day.	Louella, please, be reasonable, I understand you have problems with Orson's picture but maybe we can work something out--
hearst?	Uh-huh
that's right	Hearst?
he personally asked you to?	That's right
cut the malarkey, buddy. the boss himself wants me to see the picture today.	He personally asked you to?
that might be a tad difficult because orson is scoring the picture now and he's very particular about the music--	Cut the malarkey, buddy. The boss himself wants me to see the picture today.
i wanna see the picture today	That might be a tad difficult because Orson is scoring the picture now and he's very particular about the music--
no -- no -- i mean--	I wanna see the picture today
you drink at 10 am, do you?	No -- no -- I mean--
louella, hello, i was just fixing a drink, would you like--?	You drink at 10 am, do you?
schaefer, i gotta see this welles picture	Louella, hello, I was just fixing a drink, would you like--?
you know, all this nightmare we went through with hearst. the whole thing... and in the end, probably no one will ever remember the picture anyway.	Yeah, you're probably right.
what have i done?	Aw, cheer up, George'll probably be running Fox by the morning. Let's get a drink.
shit	George...
mank!	Face it, Orson, they're gonna hate it. I told you, not enough closeups and too many scenes with a bunch of New York actors.
hell, i know how it ends.  hey, rosebud's the sled!	Mank!
you gonna watch?	Hell, I know how it ends.  Hey, Rosebud's the sled!
you stupid, little man! how could you have let this happen?! i gave you my soul and now you're going to sell it!?	This ain't George's doing--!
is that from one of the gospels?	Kinda.
you wrote the damn thing, mank aren't you going to fight for it?!	I told you this was going to happen! I told you he was going to come after us! So we took the chance anyway and we lost. That's how it goes, okay? I got my check, kid, and so did you -- and that's what it's all about -- so fuck it and move on.
they won't let it out. not hearst. not the other studio heads--	You wrote the damn thing, Mank Aren't you going to fight for it?!
it's too late. the movie's made	They won't let it out. Not Hearst. Not the other studio heads--
if he had known about kane before you made it, you'd be dead already.	It's too late. The movie's made
believe you me, they're gonna do anything -- and i mean absolutely anything -- to stop that word from gettin' out.	What?! Are they going to kill me? Is that what they're going to do?!
what does this have to do with--?	Believe you me, they're gonna do anything -- and I mean absolutely anything -- to stop that word from gettin' out.
me, i'm proud to be a jew, i got no problem. you don't like it, fuck you. but with these guys it's like a dirty word. all they wanna be is good red- white-and-blue americans, and the way they see it you can't be a good american and a jew. so sam goldfish becomes sam goldwyn and david selznick becomes david 0. selznick -- like anyone's gonna think he's irish for fuck's sake--	What does this have to do with--?
christ.	Me, I'm proud to be a Jew, I got no problem. You don't like it, fuck you. But with these guys it's like a dirty word. All they wanna be is good red- white-and-blue Americans, and the way they see it you can't be a good American and a Jew. So Sam Goldfish becomes Sam Goldwyn and David Selznick becomes David 0. Selznick -- like anyone's gonna think he's Irish for fuck's sake--
this is just the first shot. maestro. sooner or later she's gonna use the word. and all those boys know that there is only one thing this country hates more than the coloreds and that's the jews.	Christ.
so they're jews. . .	This is just the first shot. Maestro. Sooner or later she's gonna use the word. And all those boys know that there is only one thing this country hates more than the coloreds and that's the Jews.
who owns this town? who runs every goddamn studio? the tribe, baby. these fuckers hear the word "jew" and they start sweating. like ester williams' pool they start sweating.	So they're Jews. . .
jews. she's talking about jews.	Who owns this town? Who runs every goddamn studio? The tribe, baby. These fuckers hear the word "Jew" and they start sweating. Like Ester Williams' pool they start sweating.
hedy lamarr?	Jews. She's talking about Jews.
no she's not. don't you get it, ya lunk? she's using code language to the studio bosses. "bedraggled foreigners and swarthy refugees" -- who the hell do you think she's talking about?	Hedy Lamarr?
well, at least she's off kane today	No she's not. Don't you get it, ya lunk? She's using code language to the studio bosses. "Bedraggled foreigners and swarthy refugees" -- who the hell do you think she's talking about?
"and how is the country to feel when this industry continues to employ bedraggled foreigners and swarthy refugees instead of real americans? doesn't hollywood know there's a depression on? don't real americans deserve work?"	Well, at least she's off KANE today
no, but i can imagine. what am i today? a "puny upstart" or a "spoiled dilettante" -- no, she wouldn't know how to spell that	"And how is the country to feel when this industry continues to employ bedraggled foreigners and swarthy refugees instead of real Americans? Doesn't Hollywood know there's a Depression on? Don't real Americans deserve work?"
mank, sit down. you missed the opening of the new picture but i'll go back--	No, you gotta hear this-
hey, kid. gregg.	Mank, sit down. You missed the opening of the new picture but I'll go back--
i don't give a shit about-	He was a drunk. And he was my father and I was ashamed of him.
did i ever tell you about my father?	I don't give a shit about-
i'm sorry.	I don't care.
fuck you.  you wanted me out. i'm out.	I'm sorry.
i want you back	Fuck you.  You wanted me out. I'm out.
i just can't . . see it anymore	I want you back
uh huh.	I just can't . . see it anymore
and i'm looking at them -- and they're all looking at me and i don't know who should pour the tea. '	Uh huh.
jesus christ --	YOU CAN'T DO THIS TOME -- THIS WAS OUR STORY, REMEMBER? -- YOU AND ME AND GODDAMN EVERYONE ELSE - - REMEMBER THAT?!
i --um-- i don't know if i should. i ain't been drinking since i started on this--	To my invaluable comrade Drink up!
but it's not a great syllable	I --um-- I don't know if I should. I ain't been drinking since I started on this--
craig is one syllable	But it's not a great syllable
k-a-n-e. one strong syllable. kane i	Craig is one syllable
cain -- like the bible guy?	K-A-N-E. One strong syllable. Kane I
no, american is a blessed title directly sent from god's soul to your mind. we shall never change that! i mean the name of the publisher. charles foster craig doesn't have the knives-out poetry i need. i was thinking about "kane" -- you like that?	Cain -- like the Bible guy?
the title?	No, AMERICAN is a blessed title directly sent from God's soul to your mind. We shall never change that! I mean the name of the publisher. Charles Foster Craig doesn't have the knives-out poetry I need. I was thinking about "Kane" -- you like that?
short enough. but this is a grand start and i think we need to change the name.	The title?
what?	Short enough. But this is a grand start And I think we need to change the name.
good?! good?! words fail you at last! it's terrific! now i'll have to do some shaping, of course, and some of the scenes aren't exactly . . . exactly . . .	What?
it's good, huh?	Good?! Good?! Words fail you at last! It's terrific! Now I'll have to do some shaping, of course, and some of the scenes aren't exactly . . . exactly . . .
yeah, but the margins are real wide.	It is 350 pages of ... ABSOLUTE INSPIRATION!
it's 350 pages long.	Yeah, but the margins are real wide.
the people. when they pay him homage, he adores them. but when they have the ... audacity to question him. to doubt him. to embarrass him. then he despises them.	And when he looks up? What does he dream about?
and what does he see?	The people. When they pay him homage, he adores them. But when they have the ... audacity to question him. To doubt him. To embarrass him. Then he despises them.
hearst looks down at the world at his feet everything has always been beneath him.	And what does he see?
he loves in his own way. on his conditions. because those are the only conditions he has ever known.	Hearst looks down at the world at his feet Everything has always been beneath him.
they don't have to.	He loves in his own way. On his conditions. Because those are the only conditions he has ever known.
all men love. but men like hearst -- they don't bother with convention because--	They don't have to.
why her?	She was . . . innocent
this girl on a dock. white dress. never said a word to her.	Why her?
the key -- the key -- the clue -- what does this man recall on his death bed? okay, mank, you're dying. what's the last image that comes to you? right now.	This girl on a dock. White dress. Never said a word to her.
how?	Like a jewel. Turn it in the light and a different facet is illuminated.
everyone sees someone different. that's what we show.	How?
so, who is he? we have to know him.	Everyone sees someone different. That's what we show.
he'll destroy us.	Then let him. What have we got to lose, you and I?
i can't do it. okay?! i drink too much -- i drink all the fucking time and i don't have it anymore. all that is over for me--	NOT UNLESS I. TELL YOU IT IS
i'll hire you  -- right now-	I can't do it. okay?! I drink too much -- I drink all the fucking time and I don't have it anymore. All that is over for me--
and yeah, sure, hearst's a great subject. been keeping notes on him for years for my ...  great american novel. but i can't do it anymore. no studio's gonna hire me and i - -	I'll hire you  -- right now-
it doesn't have to be	And yeah, sure, Hearst's a great subject. Been keeping notes on him for years for my ...  great American novel. But I can't do it anymore. No studio's gonna hire me and I - -
when i was a kid i wanted to scorch the world too - - i had all kinda dreams about making great pictures and telling great stories. but all that's finished for me--	It doesn't have to be
i don't have it anymore?!	When I was a kid I wanted to scorch the world too - - I had all kinda dreams about making great pictures and telling great stories. But all that's finished for me--
i am giving you the last chance you will ever have to be yourself again!	I don't have it anymore?!
fuck you--	I am giving you the last chance you will ever have to be yourself again!
listen to me-	Fuck you--
let me out.	Listen to me-
don't do this	--Because he has been so furiously busy wasting himself. Amusing his keepers. Because he is a sycophant! Because he has been thrown out of every studio in Hollywood and no one will hire him because he's a drunk- -!
where did he go? he hasn't had a screen credit in four years--	Don't do this
don't do this	Where did he go? He hasn't had a screen credit in four years--
i remember a man who wrote i he was a brilliant writer who dazzled me time and time again with his wit and insight--	Don't do this
sorry to disappoint.	How does it feel, Mank? Going up to the palace and making all the lords and ladies laugh as you tell your little stories and beg for crumbs at the table? How does it feel being the ugly little monkey they keep to amuse themselves--?!
i expected more from you.	Sorry to disappoint.
fuck you	I expected more from you.
so speaks the court jester.	Fuck you
you may think you know what you're talking about, kid, but believe me, you don't. you're talking about going into a battle you can never win on a battlefield so far above things like movies and hollywood that hearst won't even have to glance down when he crushes you. when he flicks you away with one finger. i'm talking about money and influence and evil beyond your capacity to imagine hell.	So speaks the court jester.
we're doing hearst.	You may think you know what you're talking about, kid, but believe me, you don't. You're talking about going into a battle you can never win on a battlefield so far above things like movies and Hollywood that Hearst won't even have to glance down when he crushes you. When he flicks you away with one finger. I'm talking about money and influence and evil beyond your capacity to imagine Hell.
howard hughes, he would just kill us. hearst he would kill us and fuck everything we ever loved.	We're doing Hearst.
listen to you. you child! men like him don't bother with things like legality. they don't have to. you know why, boy-o?   power.   power like you couldn't even begin to imagine.	Howard Hughes, he would just kill us. Hearst he would kill us and fuck everything we ever loved.
now remember he's a public figure who sought out that publicity so legally he can't stop us from--	Listen to you. You child! Men like him don't bother with things like legality. They don't have to. You know why, boy-o?   Power.   Power like you couldn't even begin to imagine.
orson. stop. just stop	Now remember he's a public figure who sought out that publicity so legally he can't stop us from--
how long have we spent casting our minds about the world when the answer to our prayers was right here under our noses -- every single day in the newspapers and on the radio -- waiting for us in that ridiculous castle! waiting for--!	Orson. Stop. Just stop
don't whisper it. don't even think it	How long have we spent casting our minds about the world when the answer to our prayers was right here under our noses -- every single day in the newspapers and on the radio -- waiting for us in that ridiculous castle! Waiting for--!
mank-	Don't whisper it. Don't even think it
please don't say this.	Mank-
yes.	Please don't say this.
oh christ	Yes.
image the possibilities as this man controls the public perception of the nation through his--	Oh Christ
oh christ...	Image the possibilities as this man controls the public perception of the nation through his--
image a man that has shaped his time. a titanic figure of limitless influence. think about empire. a man with an empire at his feet. a man, like a baron, living in a palace, a glorious palace on a hill, and controlling the permutations of everyone beneath him. feudal.	Oh Christ...
this better be good	Image a man that has shaped his time. A titanic figure of limitless influence. Think about empire. A man with an empire at his feet. A man, like a baron, living in a palace, a glorious palace on a hill, and controlling the permutations of everyone beneath him. Feudal.
i know who we're going to get i the great american biography! a journey into the soul of the beast.	This better be good
oh for christ's sake-	I know who we're going to get I The great American biography! A journey into the soul of the beast.
listen ... i've got it! it came to me like a thief in the night! pure inspiration! total magnificence!	Oh for Christ's sake-
okay, boy wonder, what?	Listen ... I've got it! It came to me like a thief in the night! Pure inspiration! Total magnificence!
here you are, up with the birds for once, you vampire!	Okay, boy wonder, what?
orson, please ... it's too bright	Here you are, up with the birds for once, you vampire!
mank! you scoundrel! what took you so long?!	Orson, please ... it's too bright
jesus	Yeah, it's the place God would have built, if he'd had the money.
the whole joint is half the size of rhode island.	Jesus
"in xanadu did kubla khan a stately pleasure dome decree. . . "how big is it, all told? the estate?	The whole joint is half the size of Rhode Island.
look at those hands. those are the hands of an artist. a modern caravaggio.	No, baby, those are the hands of a killer
the old man has his own way of doing things	He's nothing but a hypocrite. He preaches morality every day in his sordid little papers for everyone else in the world but he lives openly with his mistress.
the man doesn't allow drinking or cigars? this is monstrous.	The old man has his own way of doing things
i don't wanna write about no spic.	No, it's perfect! When in doubt, put on a cape! False noses and faux beards and flowing capes have been the life-blood of the actor's craft since the days of lrving and Booth.  Imagine me in a glittering suit of lights on the dusky Andalusian plains--
the great spanish bullfighter	I don't wanna write about no spic.
who the hell's manolete?	The great Spanish bullfighter
manolete?!	Who the hell's Manolete?
kid, you just got your ass kicked on joseph conrad and now you're gonna go to schaefer and tell him you wanna do the id and the superego? stop being so goddamn smart.	Manolete?!
sigmund freud?	Kid, you just got your ass kicked on Joseph Conrad and now you're gonna go to Schaefer and tell him you wanna do the id and the superego? Stop being so goddamn smart.
howard hughes killed jean harlow?	Sure. Dropped her out of his Lockheed over Utah
i'm not fucking with hughes. that shit-kicker would kill us dead, baby. just like jean harlow	Howard Hughes killed Jean Harlow?
how about howard hughes? we could do hughes	I'm not fucking with Hughes. That shit-kicker would kill us dead, baby. Just like Jean Harlow
but with compassion and insight--	Christ, we gotta go! The old man doesn't cotton to lateness.
like a bug.	But with compassion and insight--
we find the man and then we dissect him-	Like a bug.
right-	We find the man and then we dissect him-
so, we've got to come up with our movie. our biography.	Right-
that's better than being the oldest has-been in hollywood history.	You're a laugh-riot, kid.
then you better get ready to be the youngest never- was in hollywood history.	That's better than being the oldest has-been in Hollywood history.
not for me.	Then you better get ready to be the youngest never- was in Hollywood history.
butts on seats. that's what movies are about. you got one job in hollywood -- everyone has the same job, in fact -- putting the butts on the seats. you gotta sell 'em popcorn and pepsi- cola. it's all about popcorn and pepsi-cola.	Not for me.
magic	Butts on seats. That's what movies are about. You got one job in Hollywood -- everyone has the same job, in fact -- putting the butts on the seats. You gotta sell 'em popcorn and Pepsi- cola. It's all about popcorn and Pepsi-cola.
who the hell wants to see life?! people are sick to death of life! they want make-believe, pal. fantasy. they want tarzan and jane, not tristan and isolde.	Magic
showing life	Who the hell wants to see life?! People are sick to death of life! They want make-believe, pal. Fantasy. They want Tarzan and Jane, not Tristan and Isolde.
nope.	Showing life
telling stories.	Nope.
what are movies about?	Telling stories.
forget it-	What are movies about?
what are movies about, orson?	Forget it-
nonsense	What are movies about, Orson?
but you keep coming up with the same elitist crap - - heart of darkness with a million dollar budget?! - - no one wants to see that.	Nonsense
all right! enough! i've heard this from schaefer and rko. i've heard it from everyone--	But you keep coming up with the same elitist crap - - HEART OF DARKNESS with a million dollar budget?! - - no one wants to see that.
i don't know what you expected with joseph- fucking-conrad for chrissake. i mean this is hollywood, pal.	All right! Enough! I've heard this from Schaefer and RKO. I've heard it from everyone--
herman.	So ain't this just the bee's knees? The high muckey-mucks dolled up all Aztec-like for the human sacrifice.
monstro! ran into walter winchell outside he wants to play herod in the picture. hiya, george.	Herman.
oh god.	I been talking to Swanbeck in New York and... Orson, I think they're gonna take it A long pause as Welles looks at Schaefer
and they went to the stockholders in new york.	Oh God.
they came to me with an offer. 800,000 for the negative and all the prints.	And they went to the stockholders in New York.
he truly doesn't care if he ever works again.	Yeah, ain't it swell?
as i said i have some j-j-j-j-  that i might wish t-t-to sell and i wanted an estimate--	Surely My pleasure, Miss Davies..
of course, of course. how can we be of service?	As I said I have some j-j-j-j-  that I might wish t-t-to sell and I wanted an estimate--
thank you -- b-b-but i'd really like t-t-to--	Of course, of course. How can we be of service?
not one of them today has what you had, miss davies. not one of them.	Thank you -- b-b-but I'd really like t-t-to--
thank you-	Not one of them today has what you had, Miss Davies. Not one of them.
well, this is a great pleasure. miss davies! i just saw that enchantment is playing at a the tivoli, the revival house in santa monica. that was a fine picture!	Thank you-
yes.	Well, this is a great pleasure. Miss Davies! I just saw that ENCHANTMENT is playing at a the Tivoli, the revival house in Santa Monica. That was a fine picture!
excuse me, i hope this isn't rude, but aren't you marion davies?	Yes.
i, um, need an estimate on some jewelry i might wish to sell. but d-d-discretion is very important to me b-b-because i don't want anyone t-t-to, um, know that--	Excuse me, I hope this isn't rude, but aren't you Marion Davies?
may i help you?	I, um, need an estimate on some jewelry I might wish to sell. But d-d-discretion is very important to me b-b-because I don't want anyone t-t-to, um, know that--
you're bettin' on an inside straight this time. you'll never pull it off.	Get out.
get out	You're bettin' on an inside straight this time. You'll never pull it off.
yes	Get out
you talked to mr. swanbeck?	Yes
yes	You talked to Mr. Swanbeck?
you talked to new york?	Yes
we already made the same offer to the stockholders.	You talked to New York?
you're lying to me.	We already made the same offer to the stockholders.
no, maybe put it on the shelf until the old man kicks it.	You're lying to me.
you're going to destroy it	No, maybe put it on the shelf until the old man kicks it.
that's for me to decide.	You're going to destroy it
to do what?	That's for me to decide.
and we gotta be clear here. i need the negative and every existing print.	To do what?
very generous	And we gotta be clear here. I need the negative and every existing print.
800,000 dollars fully covers the production budget and a little more. hell, george, you even make a profit on the deal.	Very generous
it came.	800,000 dollars fully covers the production budget and a little more. Hell, George, you even make a profit on the deal.
"rosebud? i'll tell you about rosebud	Again
again	"Rosebud? I'll tell you about Rosebud
"rosebud? i'll tell you about rosebud."	Again
"rosebud? i'll tell you about rosebud.	Again
again.	"Rosebud? I'll tell you about Rosebud.
"rosebud? i'll tell you about rosebud.	Again.
again.	"Rosebud? I'll tell you about Rosebud.
"rosebud? i'll tell you about rosebud.	Again.
so, on to the life of christ!	Without me. I'm afraid. I got the axe this morning.
it was the best, kid	So, on to the Life Of Christ!
it was fun, wasn't it?	It was the best, kid
you know something, orson, you haven't done anything but lie to me from the moment we met. but, ya know, i'd do it again in a second.	It was fun, wasn't it?
relax, george. it's gonna go great. trust me. have i ever lied to you?	You know something, Orson, you haven't done anything but lie to me from the moment we met. But, ya know, I'd do it again in a second.
oh god. . .	Relax, George. It's gonna go great. Trust me. Have I ever lied to you?
it's my birthday this week. i'll be 26.	Happy birthday.
i think you better sit down	I don't want to sit
the palace in new york. but orson there's something else.	I think you better sit down
i told you! where? grauman's? el capitan? or did radio city come crawling back?	The Palace in New York. But Orson there's something else.
hold on a sec. i got news. we finally found somewhere to premiere kane but--	I told you! Where? Grauman's? El Capitan? Or did Radio City come crawling back?
look, not a single scene shot in the studio! we've found natural locations for the whole story--	Hold on a sec. I got news. We finally found somewhere to premiere KANE but--
no, we're jake. but listen-	Look, not a single scene shot in the studio! We've found natural locations for the whole story--
you're not still mad at me, i hope	No, we're jake. But listen-
you wanna commit suicide, fine! you got some death- wish, fine! but you will not drag this company down with you!	It was a -joke, George
i really think you're	You wanna commit suicide, fine! You got some death- wish, fine! But you will not drag this company down with you!
this isn' t some kinda fucking game! you know how many people rko employs?! you know how many people depend on what we do for a living?!	I really think you're
that soulless monster gets no tears from me.	Who the fuck are you trying to kid? You are that soulless monster.
do you every think for one second that you might have some responsibility for what you're doing?! for cutting and slashing everything in your way so you can have your goddamn movie?!	That soulless monster gets no tears from me.
"your movie" -- i am so sick of that! it's your movie -- but it's his life! did you ever think about that?! did you ever think about that old man and marion having to watch as you tore them apart?!	Do you every think for one second that you might have some responsibility for what you're doing?! For cutting and slashing everything in your way so you can have your goddamn movie?!
it's just that my movie is so-	"Your movie" -- I am so sick of that! It's your movie -- but it's his life! Did you ever think about that?! Did you ever think about that old man and Marion having to watch as you tore them apart?!
how dare you talk to me like that! do you think i'm like all the rest of those pirates?! like mayer and warner? is that what you think--?!	It's just that my movie is so-
why don't you just have the guts to admit it	How dare you talk to me like that! Do you think I'm like all the rest of those pirates?! Like Mayer and Warner? Is that what you think--?!
for christ's sake, shut up--	Why don't you just have the guts to admit it
you're with them, aren't you? you're going to bury my movie. they bought you!	For Christ's sake, shut up--
well it' s all you've got !	You're with them, aren't you? You're going to bury my movie. They bought you!
"do what you can"?! that's not good enough i	Well it' s all you've got !
listen to me. the press ban is killing us and the distributors won't book it. and meantime i'm dealing with the stockholders in new york who are scared shitless -- and i'm this far from getting fired myself -- and you don't have a friend in the world but me right now. so you have got to trust that i'll do what i can to--	"Do what you can"?! That's not good enough I
then we'll open it in detroit or dallas or kalamazoo for god's sake! we'll show it in goddamn circus tents and--!	Listen to me. The press ban is killing us and the distributors won't book it. And meantime I'm dealing with the stockholders in New York who are scared shitless -- and I'm this far from getting fired myself -- and you don't have a friend in the world but me right now. So you have got to trust that I'll do what I can to--
you don't think i've tried? no one is willing to open the picture	Then we'll open it in Detroit or Dallas or Kalamazoo for God's sake! We'll show it in goddamn circus tents and--!
then find another theater	You don't think I've tried? No one is willing to open the picture
what do you want me to do, orson? radio city won't premiere the picture. louella threatened them with some bullshit about	Then find another theater
and this is the evening edition. notice anything?	The ad..
the magazines are one thing -- but hedda! why did we have to let her come?!	When Hedda says "I'm coming" you mix a lot of martinis and you pray.
they've all seen a rough cut	The magazines are one thing -- but Hedda! Why did we have to let her come?!
this is an abomination there's no music and--	They've all seen a rough cut
for the title	Ah, it's a grand title.
please don't ask me to do this.	It's the safe bet, Orson. There's nothing wrong with that.
do war of the worlds as a feature and everyone's happy. you make some money and new york's happy and you have a track record and then we'll move on to kane.	Please don't ask me to do this.
jesus	Do WAR OF THE WORLDS as a feature and everyone's happy. You make some money and New York's happy and you have a track record and then we'll move on to KANE.
now don't have a fit -- but i want you to think again about doing war of the worlds-	Jesus
listen, get off your horse with me. you know i've stuck by you since the beginning of time it seems like, while the stockholders in new york were ready to cut and run and everyone else in hollywood was set to toss me in a rubber room. but your contract stipulates a max budget of 500 thousand. this one's gonna come in at 750 thousand. what do we do about that?	Now don't have a fit -- but I want you to think again about doing WAR OF THE WORLDS-
i know, i know! but what more can you expect of me?! i have pared this story down to the marrow to save money but to cut more would be to--!	Listen, get off your horse with me. You know I've stuck by you since the beginning of time it seems like, while the stockholders in New York were ready to cut and run and everyone else in Hollywood was set to toss me in a rubber room. But your contract stipulates a max budget of 500 thousand. This one's gonna come in at 750 thousand. What do we do about that?
now look, orson, let's not get ahead of ourselves. the budget projections on this--	I know, I know! But what more can you expect of me?! I have pared this story down to the marrow to save money but to cut more would be to--!
a "z" and a "k" in the title. that would draw the eye. for the poster. i like that the prisoner of zenda had a "z" and a "p" and that worked--	Now look, Orson, let's not get ahead of ourselves. The budget projections on this--
citizen kane there's your title.	A "Z" and a "K" in the title. That would draw the eye. For the poster. I like that THE PRISONER OF ZENDA had a "Z" and a "P" and that worked--
pardon?	CITIZEN KANE There's your title.
citizen kane	Pardon?
it's an awful title, of course, but i can't think of anything better. someone came up with a sea of upturned faces -- which has a nice, grand ring to it -- and i thought of john citizen, usa but that strikes me as a bit warner brothers. or, god forbid, capraesque. i suppose american will do for now but--	CITIZEN KANE
you want to do the life of jesus?	Yes! Vibrant and modern and stark like a Picasso sketch drawn to flashes of lightning I We shoot the whole thing in the gallant American West--
i'm christ	You want to do the life of Jesus?
he's christ?	I'm Christ
yes!	He's Christ?
oh, no--	Yes!
we done?	Yeah.
how 'bout a real drink?	We done?
take apart the fucking camera rig -- we could get a few more inches down and then tilt up--	Orson -- we can't get the fucking camera any fucking lower so find another fucking shot!
i know what you want but it can't be done!	Take apart the fucking camera rig -- we could get a few more inches down and then tilt up--
i need my shoes in total focus right here and also joe back there--!	I know what you want but it can't be done!
spare me the aria, i know what you want--	I need my shoes in total focus right here and also Joe back there--!
it's just not low enough. this is the scene. we have to look up at these two man as pillars soaring to the sky. as towering virtues in combat--	Spare me the aria, I know what you want--
orson, you wanna take five?	Five...? Yes. No. We're done today
i don't run the joint. they just told me to bring you in.	For what?
about what?	I don't run the joint. They just told me to bring you in.
they wanna talk to you.	About what?
i know where you're from. you guys look the same every place.	They wanna talk to you.
we're from...	I know where you're from. You guys look the same every place.
huh? whadda ya mean, get up?	We're from...
let's go, jake, wake up!	Huh? Whadda ya mean, get up?
no, we're all right. thanks anyway, tommy.	Ok, champ.
just come by to wish you luck.  need anything?	No, we're all right. Thanks anyway, Tommy.
i'm ok.	Just come by to wish you luck.  Need anything?
you just take it easy, now. you'll do all right. feelin' ok?	I'm Ok.
tommy, thanks for coming over.	You just take it easy, now. You'll do all right. Feelin' Ok?
hey champ!	Tommy, thanks for coming over.
tommy, jake respects you. he won't even say hello to anybody else -- you know that. but you know when jake gets set on somethin', jesus christ almighty could get off the fuckin' cross and he ain't gonna talk him out of it. i'm his kid brother. i got no say with jake on this. he thinks he can buck everybody and make it on his own.	Make it on his own? Does he know the kind of money involved? I mean the real money. He thinks he's gonna become champ on his own? We're gonna sit by and see some nut come in there and hold one of the most important titles in the world? A nut who don't listen to nobody or respect nobody? Is he really crazy? Listen, Joey, you understand, you tell him. I don't care how great he is or how colorful. He could beat all the Sugar Ray Robinsons and all the Janiros he wants to. He ain't gonna get a shot at the title without us. I'm not askin' you to do another thing except get that message into that thick head!
he's an embarrassment because frankie and the other guys are expectin' me to do something about it, and i'm lookin' very bad. i can't deliver a kid from my own neighborhood. why's he make it so hard on himself? he comes to me, i can make it easier for him.	Tommy, Jake respects you. He won't even say hello to anybody else -- you know that. But you know when Jake gets set on somethin', Jesus Christ Almighty could get off the fuckin' cross and he ain't gonna talk him out of it. I'm his kid brother. I got no say with Jake on this. He thinks he can buck everybody and make it on his own.
how can he embarrass you?	He's an embarrassment because Frankie and the other guys are expectin' me to do something about it, and I'm lookin' very bad. I can't deliver a kid from my own neighborhood. Why's he make it so hard on himself? He comes to me, I can make it easier for him.
look joey, i wanna tell you something. your brother ain't gonna get nowhere without us -- nowhere. and i'm tellin' you between the two of us, it's gettin' to the point where it's gettin' to be a real embarrassment to me, a real embarrassment.	How can he embarrass you?
aw, tommy, c'mon, it ain't that.	Look Joey, I wanna tell you something. Your brother ain't gonna get nowhere without us -- nowhere. And I'm tellin' you between the two of us, it's gettin' to the point where it's gettin' to be a real embarrassment to me, a real embarrassment.
what is it with you? can't you talk? you got like a funny attitude. i can't figure you out, joey. what's with you and the quick answers? you wanna get outa here fast?	Aw, Tommy, c'mon, it ain't that.
yeah, they're good. they're good, tommy.	What is it with you? Can't you talk? You got like a funny attitude. I can't figure you out, Joey. What's with you and the quick answers? You wanna get outa here fast?
aside from everything else, your family all right?	Yeah, they're good. They're good, Tommy.
yeah, i understand, tommy.	All right, you guys, shake hands.
all right. i don't have to hear any more. i think i understand what happened. i understand it was your brother's wife and there was probably a misunderstanding. i'm not sayin' salvy shouldn't have acted the way he did. but, joey, you don't raise your hands. you don't do that kind of thing. this time we forget about it but no more after this. you understand?	Yeah, I understand, Tommy.
what?	You got any money you want to bet on Billy Fox, you can put it right here...  'cause Jake LaMotta don't go down for nobody.
i'm gonna kill him. that fuckin' jig's gonna wish he never came outa the jungle. you got any money?	What?
i want to believe you, lamotta.	I'm gonna kill him. That fuckin' jig's gonna wish he never came outa the jungle. You got any money?
believe what you want.	I want to believe you, LaMotta.
now the fight's off the books altogether. meyer lansky couldn't get a bet down on this fight. some people are saying you're going into the tank.	Believe what you want.
i don't follow no gamblin' commissioner. i'm just a fighter.	Now the fight's off the books altogether. Meyer Lansky couldn't get a bet down on this fight. Some people are saying you're going into the tank.
you were a big favorite in this fight. then two days ago the odds start jumping all over the place until you're a 12-5 underdog.	I don't follow no gamblin' Commissioner. I'm just a fighter.
what who's been sayin'?	You were a big favorite in this fight. Then two days ago the odds start jumping all over the place until you're a 12-5 underdog.
what's up, colonel?	I'd like to talk to Jake a minute.
and where you goin'?	None of your fuckin' business.
you fuckin' worm, if you're going out, i'm going out.	And where you goin'?
what're you, a cop? i'm goin' out -- business.	You fuckin' worm, if you're going out, I'm going out.
where you going at this hour?	What're you, a cop? I'm goin' out -- business.
here's your carrots. you're in such a hurry. you can't wait.	No, I can't wait. You know when I wait? When it's important to wait. It's not important to wait for no steak. It's important to wait for Reeves to leave the ring. It ain't important to wait for no steak! I won that fight. So, I stayed in the ring, and that way I made sure everybody knew it. I shoulda knocked him out earlier, sonofabitch.
here's your steak. you can't wait for it to be done. here.	Here's your carrots. You're in such a hurry. You can't wait.
it looks done. i'll take it the way it is.	Here's your steak. You can't wait for it to be done. Here.
it's not done.	It looks done. I'll take it the way it is.
this looks done.	It's not done.
where's your wife, jake?	Do you think I'd let her in a place like this with guys like you hangin' around?
yeah, i really cleaned up on him.	Where's your wife, Jake?
i saw you fight bob satterfield in '46, jake. in chicago. you were great.	Yeah, I really cleaned up on him.
you're a good sport, lady.	I saw you fight Bob Satterfield in '46, Jake. In Chicago. You were great.
j.r., glad you could make it.	You were great, Jake. Just like old times. Good thing Sugar Ray wasn't here tonight. Oh Jake, this is State's Attorney Bronson and his wife.
was vickie part of the deal with tommy? was my wife part of the deal? tell me, was that it?	Stop it. What're you, crazy?
you're very smart, joey, very smart. nobody gives me a straight answer around here. you're givin' me these answers, but you still didn't answer my question. did you fuck vickie?	I gotta go. I gotta get outta here. I can't take this shit. Lenore is waitin' for me. I gotta go. You're a definite wacko. You're fuckin' crazy, you know that, crazy.
whatsa matter with you?	You're very smart, Joey, very smart. Nobody gives me a straight answer around here. You're givin' me these answers, but you still didn't answer my question. Did you fuck Vickie?
did you ever fuck my wife?	Whatsa matter with you?
whadda ya mean?	Did you ever fuck my wife?
i don't mean now. i mean before -- before we met.	Whadda ya mean?
what?	I don't mean now. I mean before -- before we met.
did you ever fuck my wife?	What?
you're worried about this girl, you're gonna let this girl ruin you're life for you... you wanna worry, worry about your fuckin' stomach that you can't bend over -- that you gotta step in the ring in a month.	Did you ever fuck my wife?
eh, joey, even you don't know what you meant. you mentioned salvy, tommy como, you -- that means somethin'. why'd you say them? you coulda said anybody.	You're worried about this girl, you're gonna let this girl ruin you're life for you... You wanna worry, worry about your fuckin' stomach that you can't bend over -- that you gotta step in the ring in a month.
so what?	Eh, Joey, even you don't know what you meant. You mentioned Salvy, Tommy Como, you -- that means somethin'. Why'd you say them? You coulda said anybody.
but you said "you."	So what?
i meant, kill everybody. you or me or anybody. you're a big shot. kill, kill... g'head.	But you said "you."
what do you mean, "you"?	I meant, kill everybody. You or me or anybody. You're a big shot. Kill, kill... g'head.
what?	What do you mean, "you"?
what do you mean, "you"?	What?
so, go ahead. kill everybody. kill salvy, kill vickie, kill tommy como, kill me while you're at it. what do i care? you're killing yourself the way you're eating, the way you worry about things you don't have to worry about.	What do you mean, "you"?
you givin' me that look. i gotta accept your word, but if i find out anythin', i'm gonna kill somebody...	So, go ahead. Kill everybody. Kill Salvy, kill Vickie, kill Tommy Como, kill me while you're at it. What do I care? You're killing yourself the way you're eating, the way you worry about things you don't have to worry about.
well, you're wrong jack. i'm tellin" you what happened. he got outta line, we had a fight, and it's straightened out now.	You givin' me that look. I gotta accept your word, but if I find out anythin', I'm gonna kill somebody...
when it comes to her, i don't trust nobody. i'm askin' you somethin'.	Well, you're wrong Jack. I'm tellin" you what happened. He got outta line, we had a fight, and it's straightened out now.
what bullshit? hey, i'm your brother. you wanna believe me -- you trust me?	When it comes to her, I don't trust nobody. I'm askin' you somethin'.
don't bullshit me, joey. you ain't tellin' me the truth.	What bullshit? Hey, I'm your brother. You wanna believe me -- you trust me?
some things changed between us. now, he thinks who the fuck he is. he's been passing certain remarks that i don't like.	Don't bullshit me, Joey. You ain't tellin' me the truth.
then why did you give him a beatin' if he didn't do anything? you and him been friends a long time.	Some things changed between us. Now, he thinks who the fuck he is. He's been passing certain remarks that I don't like.
i did keep an eye...	Then why did you give him a beatin' if he didn't do anything? You and him been friends a long time.
you're supposed to keep an eye on her for me. i'm askin'...	I did keep an eye...
what?	You're supposed to keep an eye on her for me. I'm askin'...
did salvy fuck vickie?	What?
whatever you touched, that's good now.	Did Salvy fuck Vickie?
jack, no. i just explained the whole thing to you. it was just between me and salvy, if it had anything to do with you and vickie, i woulda told you about it.	Well, I heard some things.
who did it have anything to do with... vickie?	Jack, no. I just explained the whole thing to you. It was just between me and Salvy, if it had anything to do with you and Vickie, I woulda told you about it.
no, i just told you what happened.	Who did it have anything to do with... Vickie?
didn't it have nothin' to do with me?	No, I just told you what happened.
it didn't have nothin' to do with you.	Didn't it have nothin' to do with me?
why didn't you tell me about it?	It didn't have nothin' to do with you.
nothin'. salvy was out of line. he was drunk or somethin', i dunno. anyway, the windup was i gave him a beatin'. tommy called me down, and we straightened it out. it's all forgotten about.	Why didn't you tell me about it?
you know, when you gave him a beatin'.	Nothin'. Salvy was out of line. He was drunk or somethin', I dunno. Anyway, the windup was I gave him a beatin'. Tommy called me down, and we straightened it out. It's all forgotten about.
when?	You know, when you gave him a beatin'.
answer me somethin'. what happened at the copa with salvy when i was out of town?	When?
how's that?	I can't tell. You're stomach's in the way.
well, that's what i mean.	How's that?
well, you're not supposed to kiss your mother on the mouth.	Well, that's what I mean.
ain't a cheek ever good enough for you? i never even kissed mama on the mouth.	Well, you're not supposed to kiss your mother on the mouth.
what? i just said hello. since when i can't kiss my sister-in-law?	Ain't a cheek ever good enough for you? I never even kissed Mama on the mouth.
screw you, jack.	Where you been?
so eat just a little. you gotta eat something.	What am I gonna do for 24 hours? I can't even eat!
i can't eat a steak. if i eat a steak, i'm gonna have trouble making the weigh-in.	So eat just a little. You gotta eat something.
i'm gonna order up some stuff. have a steak.	I can't eat a steak. If I eat a steak, I'm gonna have trouble making the weigh-in.
jesus christ! seven months! what am i gonna do for seven months? i'm gonna go crazy. how do i keep my strength? by that time i'll be too weak to win the title. and my weight? forget about it -- i'm gonna blow up like a balloon. i ain't never gonna hold my weight down. seven months! i don't know...	We did what we had to do. Tommy don't forget. Sooner or later you'll get your shot -- if Tommy don't die.
all right, you don't wanna fall down, so now you gotta take a rest. so, you enjoy the suspension. 'cause there's nothin' you can do about it. let the commissioner and the d.a. jerk you around. so you wait.	Jesus Christ! Seven months! What am I gonna do for seven months? I'm gonna go crazy. How do I keep my strength? By that time I'll be too weak to win the title. And my weight? Forget about it -- I'm gonna blow up like a balloon. I ain't never gonna hold my weight down. Seven months! I don't know...
yeah, except fall down. that's right.	All right, you don't wanna fall down, so now you gotta take a rest. So, you enjoy the suspension. 'Cause there's nothin' you can do about it. Let the Commissioner and the D.A. jerk you around. So you wait.
except fall down like a normal person.	Yeah, except fall down. That's right.
what the fuck they want? i took the dive. they want me to fall down too? i don't fall down for nobody. i never went down in my life. joey, what do i gotta do? crawl on my hands and knees? i made an asshole of myself in the fuckin' garden! all the newspaper writers make fun of me. i'm the bum of the year. all i want is a shot. just a fuckin' shot. what do i gotta do? i'll do anything.	Except fall down like a normal person.
see? that's all there was to it.	What the fuck they want? I took the dive. They want me to fall down too? I don't fall down for nobody. I never went down in my life. Joey, what do I gotta do? Crawl on my hands and knees? I made an asshole of myself in the fuckin' Garden! All the newspaper writers make fun of me. I'm the bum of the year. All I want is a shot. Just a fuckin' shot. What do I gotta do? I'll do anything.
g'wan, do it.  protect yourself, rummy.	See? That's all there was to it.
c'mon, joey.	G'wan, do it.  Protect yourself, rummy.
stick out your hands, jake.	C'mon, Joey.
i got good news, and i got bad news. the good news is you got your shot at the title. the bad news is...	Yeah, I know.
what did tommy say?	I got good news, and I got bad news. The good news is you got your shot at the title. The bad news is...
sure, i'll keep an eye on her.	What did Tommy say?
i want you to keep an eye on her when i'm not here. understand?	Sure, I'll keep an eye on her.
jack, if there was anything funny, i would tell you.	I want you to keep an eye on her when I'm not here. Understand?
when i'm away, did you ever notice anythin' funny with her? tell me the truth.	Jack, if there was anything funny, I would tell you.
try talkin' to her. she's your wife -- ask her what's the matter.	When I'm away, did you ever notice anythin' funny with her? Tell me the truth.
what do you mean?	Try talkin' to her. She's your wife -- ask her what's the matter.
maybe she's afraid you're gonna hit her so she can't talk to you the way she wants to.	What do you mean?
i remember the first time i met vickie... i know there's somethin' up. i know she's doin' somethin', but i can't catch her...	Maybe she's afraid you're gonna hit her so she can't talk to you the way she wants to.
whatcha doin'?	I remember the first time I met Vickie... I know there's somethin' up. I know she's doin' somethin', but I can't catch her...
excuse me for a minute. be right back.	Don't be long. I'm afraid with all these tough guys here.
didn't you just see her lookin' at him? she told me no, but i don't believe her.	C'mon, Jake. You know she's crazy about you.
nah, she would never...	Didn't you just see her lookin' at him? She told me no, but I don't believe her.
say what you gotta say. don't be a smart ass.	This Janiro's an up-and-coming fighter, this kid you gotta knock out. Knockout this fuckin' kid! I'm telling you, this is your step towards getting a shot at the title. Listen to me: I'm telling you. You been killin' yourself for three years. There's nobody left -- they're afraid to fight you. This Janiro's up-and- coming. He don't know. Fuckin' tear him apart, wipe him out! What are you worried about? Your weight? Look, even if you lose they're gonna think you're weak; they're gonna think you're not the fighter you used to be. They'll match you with guys they were afraid to match you with before, and then you'll kill them and you'll get your title shot. And if you beat this kid Janiro, they gotta give you a shot at the title because there's nobody else. Either way you win and you do it on your own -- just like you want it. All right?
you want the title shot or not?	Say what you gotta say. Don't be a smart ass.
say what you're gonna say.	You want the title shot or not?
you want the title shot?	Say what you're gonna say.
well, sometimes you shouldn't listen to me! now i don't know if i can make it down to 155. i'm having trouble making 160, and without telling me, you sign me for a fight at 155 pounds, and if i don't make 155, i forfeit $15,000! you're supposed to know what you're doin'. you're supposed to be a manager!	You want the title shot?
jake, you're the one who said you could get down to 155! what did i do, pull it out of the fuckin' hat?	Well, sometimes you shouldn't listen to me! Now I don't know if I can make it down to 155. I'm having trouble making 160, and without telling me, you sign me for a fight at 155 pounds, and if I don't make 155, I forfeit $15,000! You're supposed to know what you're doin'. You're supposed to be a manager!
i just weighed myself -- i'm 161. no more deals like this janiro bullshit. i didn't tell you to do it in the first place.	Jake, you're the one who said you could get down to 155! What did I do, pull it out of the fuckin' hat?
no, take her home. i wanna be alone for a while. everybody go.	I just weighed myself -- I'm 161. No more deals like this Janiro bullshit. I didn't tell you to do it in the first place.
you want us to wait for you?	No, take her home. I wanna be alone for a while. Everybody go.
you won and was robbed! you didn't do nothin' wrong.	I dunno. Maybe I don't deserve to win. I've done a lot of bad things. I dunno...
whadda i gotta do, joey? i knocked him down. what did i do wrong? i don't understand.	You won and was robbed! You didn't do nothin' wrong.
they robbed us! those fuckin' judges -- what the fuck fight were they watching? if i see them on the street, i'll break their heads. decision robinson, my fuckin' ass! those judges give him the decision 'cause he's goin in the army next week! how else could this have happened?... what do you think they gave him the decision for, that's why.	Whadda I gotta do, Joey? I knocked him down. What did I do wrong? I don't understand.
he fights the toughest guys around that everybody else is afraid to fight...	I'm the only guy ever to beat Sugar Ray, and I still don't have a shot at the title.
do you see her yet?	Give me a chance. Let me look.
no, but jake... how much abuse can you take.	How many times do I have to hit her? I hit her enough.
hey, watch your mouth. don't talk like that. she's still my wife.	No, but Jake... how much abuse can you take.
i don't like all those other clowns around. that's all i know.	C'mon, hurry up. We're never gonna get outa here tonight.
i'm tellin' you, she'll be there, i know she'll be there. dressed up and everything.	I don't like all those other clowns around. That's all I know.
nah, not now -- all those hard-ons around. i'll wait. not now.	I'm tellin' you, she'll be there, I know she'll be there. Dressed up and everything.
ah, no, no. i didn't bang her. i know her from around here, that's all. you want to meet her or what?	Nah, not now -- all those hard-ons around. I'll wait. Not now.
you know, like bang her or anything?	Ah, no, no. I didn't bang her. I know her from around here, that's all. You want to meet her or what?
with her? how?	You know, like bang her or anything?
you wasn't with her?	With her? How?
huh?	You wasn't with her?
you wasn't with her, were you?	Huh?
ah, some piece of ass, i'm tellin' you.	You wasn't with her, were you?
yeah, she's nice.	Ah, some piece of ass, I'm tellin' you.
probably. you know she talks to everybody, and not just him.	Yeah, she's nice.
what does that have to do with it? she don't look 15 to me. i heard somethin' with salvy. she was with him once or somethin', i think. it was like some blonde. that's the one...	Probably. You know she talks to everybody, and not just him.
nah, she don't go with nobody. she's only 15 years old.	What does that have to do with it? She don't look 15 to me. I heard somethin' with Salvy. She was with him once or somethin', I think. It was like some blonde. That's the one...
she ever go with them? like salvy?	Nah, she don't go with nobody. She's only 15 years old.
how you gonna catch anybody alone at a dance?... i don't know if she'll be there alone... she'll probably be there with her girlfriends or something.	She ever go with them? Like Salvy?
'cause i wanna catch her alone.	How you gonna catch anybody alone at a dance?... I don't know if she'll be there alone... She'll probably be there with her girlfriends or something.
i'm tellin' you, she'll be there, i know she'll be there.	'Cause I wanna catch her alone.
nah, not now... i wanna wait. i don't feel right...	I'm tellin' you, she'll be there, I know she'll be there.
no, i see her around the pool. i know her. i know her like that -- not like that.	Nah, not now... I wanna wait. I don't feel right...
how do you know? you know her that good?	No, I see her around the pool. I know her. I know her like that -- not like that.
you sure you wanna meet her? don't make me go over there, you change your mind and you make me look bad, cause she's really a knockout. she's 15, this kid -- a great piece of ass.	How do you know? You know her that good?
go 'head.	You sure you wanna meet her? Don't make me go over there, you change your mind and you make me look bad, cause she's really a knockout. She's 15, this kid -- a great piece of ass.
cause i'll go right over there and bring her here.	Go 'head.
yeah --	Cause I'll go right over there and bring her here.
no, i'm not afraid. why? you wanna meet her?	Yeah --
whadda ya mean, whadda i care? who is she? what's a matter? you afraid i'm gonna take her on you?	No, I'm not afraid. Why? You wanna meet her?
whadda you care?	Whadda ya mean, whadda I care? Who is she? What's a matter? You afraid I'm gonna take her on you?
who's that?	Whadda you care?
hey, i don't care about tommy como. i don't care about jesus christ on the fuckin' cross. i gotta give them a percentage of what i make! i'm in here breaking my ass, not them. don't ever bring them up here again.	I didn't tell them to come. Tommy Como...
what are you getting so hot about -- tommy como told him to come down here...	Hey, I don't care about Tommy Como. I don't care about Jesus Christ on the fuckin' cross. I gotta give them a percentage of what I make! I'm in here breaking my ass, not them. Don't ever bring them up here again.
and that hard-on, salvy. who's he think he is? i'm gonna let that fuckin' hard-on come up here and act like a big shot.	What are you getting so hot about -- Tommy Como told him to come down here...
yeah, yeah. they just wanted to talk to you. so i...	Don't ever bring those kids up here again! I'm working out, I'm killin' myself in here, and they walk around like they fuckin' own the neighborhood.
answer me when i talk to you.	Yeah, yeah. They just wanted to talk to you. So I...
what was that for? i know you can take punches. i can hit you from now to doomsday. what the fuck does that prove?	See that, I don't feel it. I can take it. I know I can take anybody.
go ahead.	What was that for? I know you can take punches. I can hit you from now to doomsday. What the fuck does that prove?
jack! enough!	Go ahead.
harder.  take the towel off.	Jack! Enough!
jack, i got no gloves.	Here's your glove.
go ahead. i ain't drunk. take your best shot. on the jaw.	Jack, I got no gloves.
c'mon, jack. you had a few drinks.	Go ahead. I ain't drunk. Take your best shot. On the jaw.
you heard me, i said hit me.	C'mon, Jack. You had a few drinks.
you want me to do what?	You heard me, I said hit me.
hit me in the face.	You want me to do what?
sure. what is it?	Hit me in the face.
yeah. do me a favor.	Sure. What is it?
you know?	Yeah. Do me a favor.
i tell you one thing. ok, i'll never be big enough to fight louis, but i know joey, i know...	You know?
that's what i'm sayin'. you shouldn't even think like that. it's crazy.	I tell you one thing. Ok, I'll never be big enough to fight Louis, but I know Joey, I know...
i ain't ever gonna fight joe louis, that's what's the matter.	What're you talking about? He's a heavyweight. You're a middleweight.
hey, c'mon, what's the matter?	I ain't ever gonna fight Joe Louis, that's what's the matter.
nothing...	Hey, c'mon, what's the matter?
what's wrong?	Nothing...
ain't she beautiful? coulda been mrs. america if i didn't pull her outa the contest. didn't want her wearing a swimsuit for nobody but me.	What do you think of Jake's retirement, Mrs. LaMotta?
why should i be bitter? boxing's been good to me. i got a nice house, three kids, a beautiful wife -- take a picture of her. vickie.	Ain't she beautiful? Coulda been Mrs. America if I didn't pull her outa the contest. Didn't want her wearing a swimsuit for nobody but me.
you sound bitter.	Why should I be bitter? Boxing's been good to me. I got a nice house, three kids, a beautiful wife -- take a picture of her. Vickie.
it means i'm through with boxing. i'm tired with tryin' to make the weight anymore. i'm sick of thinkin' about weight, weight, weight.	You sound bitter.
does that mean...	It means I'm through with boxing. I'm tired with tryin' to make the weight anymore. I'm sick of thinkin' about weight, weight, weight.
i'm pulling out of next wednesday's tv bout 'cause i can't make the weight. i'm fighting at light heavyweight, and i still can't make the weight.	Does that mean...
you just fought sugar ray two weeks ago and you're training like this right now... are you afraid sugar ray might beat you this time?	I tell you what. You hit me here.  Sugar Ray hits me here.  I can't tell the difference. I just fight.
well, the word is to get a title shot you have to cooperate with the people who control boxing, in new york. and they're saying that you don't cooperate.	You guys know more about that than I do. I just fight...
why not? there's nobody else around who wants to fight me; they're all afraid. i don't see why i shouldn't have a shot at the title right now.	Well, the word is to get a title shot you have to cooperate with the people who control boxing, in New York. And they're saying that you don't cooperate.
jake, did i ever make you look bad before?	Maybe it wasn't you, but you know what I'm talkin' about.
i'm tellin' you now, when i read this, it better not make me look bad.	Jake, did I ever make you look bad before?
he ain't hurting me, but i can't get him down.	Don't talk. Keep at it. Jab, jab, jab. You're ahead on points.
i'll give you anything you want, jake. i think you should come out for a few minutes -- give yourself a break.	Are you outa your mind? If I come out, I'll lose the title.
just give me a chip of ice to put in my mouth. just a chip of ice.	I'll give you anything you want, Jake. I think you should come out for a few minutes -- give yourself a break.
three more, i figure.	Just give me a chip of ice to put in my mouth. Just a chip of ice.
how many pounds i gotta lose?	Three more, I figure.
yeah. at night.	How many pounds I gotta lose?
at night?	Yeah. At night.
nine o'clock.	At night?
what time is it?	Nine o'clock.
it ain't worth it, jake. get out.	What time is it?
don't fight anymore!  it's a free country, don't fight anymore!	Why did they have to stop it? Why did they have to stop it?
can't you get the money from your friends?	What friends?
don't make no difference no more.	Can't you get the money from your friends?
jake, be careful! what're you doing to the belt?!	Don't make no difference no more.
are you kiddin'? did you ever see a 14-year-old testify in court? did you see the papers? "lamotta on vice rap." everybody likes a shot at the champ.	Jake, be careful! What're you doing to the belt?!
but they don't have a case against you.	Are you kiddin'? Did you ever see a 14-year-old testify in court? Did you see the papers? "LaMotta on Vice Rap." Everybody likes a shot at the Champ.
i need ten thousand dollars. my lawyer says if we can spread ten thousand bucks around, we can get the case dropped.	But they don't have a case against you.
what are you doing?	I need ten thousand dollars. My lawyer says if we can spread ten thousand bucks around, we can get the case dropped.
all right, just don't make any noise.	What are you doing?
i promise i just gotta pick up one thing.	All right, just don't make any noise.
the kids are sleeping.	I promise I just gotta pick up one thing.
are you drunk?	No. Open the door.
vickie, open up. i need to come in.	Are you drunk?
aw, c'mon, vick --	I'm sick of it. I can't watch you this way. You're too drunk all the time. There's too many girls. I can't... I don't wanna talk about it. I made up my mind.
i got a lawyer, jake. we're getting a divorce. i'm getting custody of the kids.	Aw, c'mon, Vick --
aw, c'mon. don't say that.	I got a lawyer, Jake. We're getting a divorce. I'm getting custody of the kids.
no. i won't talk to you where you can use your hands on me.	Aw, c'mon. Don't say that.
open the door, vickie.	No. I won't talk to you where you can use your hands on me.
no. this time it's true. i didn't bother to tell you until i had everything worked out.	Open the door, Vickie.
sure, what else is new?	No. This time it's true. I didn't bother to tell you until I had everything worked out.
i'm leaving you jake.	Sure, what else is new?
i'm sorry. i had to work late last night. slept at the club.	I'm leaving you Jake.
tell him how you feel -- you miss him. tell him you're sorry.	Ok, all right. Telephone's in the hall. Dial his number.
i dunno.	Tell him how you feel -- you miss him. Tell him you're sorry.
why don't you just call him?	I dunno.
i miss joey. i wish joey was here.	Why don't you just call him?
then what?	I don't know.
no, not that.	Then what?
what do i say to him? call him up on the phone and say, "joey, i'm sorry about that little trouble we had. how about havin' dinner?" is that what i say?	No, not that.
why don't you just call him up?	What do I say to him? Call him up on the phone and say, "Joey, I'm sorry about that little trouble we had. How about havin' dinner?" Is that what I say?
ok. talk.	Why don't you just call him up?
i want to say something to you without you blowing your stack.	OK. Talk.
what?	I want to say something to you without you blowing your stack.
jake --	What?
i don't know what it is. i dunno, it's the kind of thing that -- the words won't come out.	Jake --
jake, why don't you just try lying down and get some rest.	I don't know what it is. I dunno, it's the kind of thing that -- the words won't come out.
you know, if there's one thing -- i just don't understand you, not one single little bit. you love me?	Yeah --
you're the fuckin' animal! you ran around with every guy i knew while i was breakin' my ass for you.	You're not only an animal, you're a stupid animal.  You're rotten.  Rotten.  Rotten.  You're a sick maniac. A maniac! You belong in a mental hospital.
nothing is what i said! go on, kill me.  kill me.  i'm not afraid of you anymore. i don't care if you kill me like you're killing him. you're a sick animal.	You're the fuckin' animal! You ran around with every guy I knew while I was breakin' my ass for you.
get the fuck outa here. whadda you mean nothing'? you stupid bitch!	Nothing is what I said! Go on, kill me.  Kill me.  I'm not afraid of you anymore. I don't care if you kill me like you're killing him. You're a sick animal.
you're killing him. you're killing him for nothing. stop it.	Get the fuck outa here. Whadda you mean nothing'? You stupid bitch!
you did?	Yeah, I sucked his cock.
i'll say anything you want me to say. i fuckled salvy. i fucked tommy. i fucked your brother. i fucked everybody! what do you want to hear? i sucked your brother's fuckin' cock!	You did?
nobody, i tell you. jake stop it.	You're a fuckin' liar.
come out of there! did you fuck salvy?  answer me. open this fuckin' door, you fuckin' cunt!  who've you been fuckin'?	Nobody, I tell you. Jake stop it.
i went with sandy and vera. salvy was there.  stop it. i just had a drink, that's all. i didn't do anything wrong.	Come out of there! Did you fuck Salvy?  Answer me. Open this fuckin' door, you fuckin' cunt!  Who've you been fuckin'?
with salvy, eh?	I went with Sandy and Vera. Salvy was there.  Stop it. I just had a drink, that's all. I didn't do anything wrong.
i didn't do anything wrong. i swear. i just had a few drinks.	With Salvy, eh?
do i have to kill you, eh?  do i have to kill somebody to get an answer?  i know about you at the copa. i know all about it.	I didn't do anything wrong. I swear. I just had a few drinks.
jake, no --	Do I have to kill you, eh?  Do I have to kill somebody to get an answer?  I know about you at the Copa. I know all about it.
what do i have to do to get a straight answer around here.	Jake, no --
i am answering...	What do I have to do to get a straight answer around here.
answer me when i talk to you. what happened that night?	I am answering...
what're you talking about?	Answer me when I talk to you. What happened that night?
did you ever go to the copa when i was away?	What're you talking about?
oh, c'mon. for christsake, do i have to tell you everything?	Did you ever go to the Copa when I was away?
what was it about?	Oh, c'mon. For Christsake, do I have to tell you everything?
"father of the bride."	What was it about?
what'd you see?	"Father of the Bride."
i went to the movies.	What'd you see?
what'd you see?	I went to the movies.
i got bored so i went to the movies.	What'd you see?
i called. you weren't there.	I got bored so I went to the movies.
i took the kids to my sister's.	I called. You weren't there.
where you been all day?	I took the kids to my sister's.
i went out.	What's that kissing on the mouth shit?
what's the matter with you?	Tryin' to get this fuckin' TV to work. Paid all this money for it and still can't get a station a mile away. And Mr. Wizard here ain't no help.
don't ever do that again. you don't  do it!	Jake...
but jake... i didn't say anything...	Don't ever do that again. You don't  do it!
you know what i'm talking about. don't ever make me look bad on the night of my big fight.	You're hurting my arm.
all i did...	You know what I'm talking about. Don't ever make me look bad on the night of my big fight.
you don't kiss like that. hello and goodbye, that's all you do.	All I did...
what did i do?	You don't kiss like that. Hello and goodbye, that's all you do.
hey, you don't say goodbye to him like that.	What did I do?
positive.	You're the one who said he was good looking. You think he's good looking 'cause I know you think he's good- looking. I'll smash his face inside out. I'll make him into dog meat. Nobody's gonna think he's good-looking when I get through with him. So you just go ahead and think about who you want.
you sure you're not thinking of him right now?	Positive.
i never noticed his face.	You sure you're not thinking of him right now?
that he's got a pretty face.	I never noticed his face.
what did i say?	That he's got a pretty face.
then why'd you say that thing about tony janiro?	What did I say?
nobody. i love you, remember?	Then why'd you say that thing about Tony Janiro?
tell me, you think of anybody else when i'm making love to you?	Nobody. I love you, remember?
yeah, what?	Tell me, you think of anybody else when I'm making love to you?
huh?	Yeah, what?
yeah.	Huh?
you asleep?	Yeah.
what?	You asleep?
vickie?... vickie, you asleep?	What?
jake, c'mon now. don't start.	Look at this, all of a sudden everybody's a fuckin' Romeo around here. Did you see the way she was lookin' at him?
in other words, you're not interested in him but you'd be interested in somebody else, right?	Jake, c'mon now. Don't start.
no, i'm not.	In other words, you're not interested in him but you'd be interested in somebody else, right?
you're not interested in him?	No, I'm not.
i'm not interested in him.	You're not interested in him?
don't tell me "no." i saw you lookin' at him. why, you like him?	I'm not interested in him.
no, i'm not. i'm looking at you.	Don't tell me "No." I saw you lookin' at him. Why, you like him?
what're you lookin' at? you lookin' at him?	No, I'm not. I'm looking at you.
i was just...	Who asked you?
who asked you?	I was just...
but, jake, i was just...	Who asked you?
who asked you?	But, Jake, I was just...
well, he's popular. a lotta people like janiro. you beat him and it only figures they'll wanna see you get a title shot. but, what do i know? i should keep my mouth shut, i should...	Who asked you?
what do you mean, "good looking?"	Well, he's popular. A lotta people like Janiro. You beat him and it only figures they'll wanna see you get a title shot. But, what do I know? I should keep my mouth shut, I should...
joey's right. janiro's up-and coming, he's good looking...	What do you mean, "good looking?"
now, touch me...  ...here.	Oh, Jake.
now take your panties off.	Now, touch me...  ...here.
i like the gym smell.	Now take your panties off.
go 'head. do it.	I like the gym smell.
jake, you made me promise not to get you excited.	Go 'head. Do it.
now take the rest off.	Jake, you made me promise not to get you excited.
do what i say.	Now take the rest off.
jake...	Do what I say.
take off my pants.	Jake...
come here.	Take off my pants.
you said i couldn't. you've been good for two weeks...	Come here.
if you let me do it, i'll murder you. come here.	You said I couldn't. You've been good for two weeks...
you said never to touch you before a fight.	If you let me do it, I'll murder you. Come here.
come over here.	You said never to touch you before a fight.
are you sure we should be doing this?	Come over here.
jake...	It's OK.
that's all right. he don't mind.	Jake...
jake, this is your father's bedroom.	That's all right. He don't mind.
no.	What does that mean?
can you see it?	No.
i can't find my ball.	Can you see it?
just give it a nice little tap.	I can't find my ball.
should i hit it?	Just give it a nice little tap.
just keep your eye on the ball.	Should I hit it?
it feels real good.	Just keep your eye on the ball.
that's it. just grip up a little tighter. that's it. you're gonna be real good at this. how does that feel?	It feels real good.
you don't get nothin' done by watchin'. you just gotta do it. here, i'll help you.	That's it. Just grip up a little tighter. That's it. You're gonna be real good at this. How does that feel?
you go first. let me watch how to do this.	You don't get nothin' done by watchin'. You just gotta do it. Here, I'll help you.
i ain't no movie star. i'm just in high school.	Oh no? I thought you was a movie star.
i ain't ever talked to a movie star before.	I ain't no movie star. I'm just in high school.
you don't talk very much.	I ain't ever talked to a movie star before.
i don't know. 'cause you're cute.	Ya hear, Joey? She thinks this face is cute? Hey, whatcha doin' now? You wanna go for a ride?
you wanted to say hello, eh? i can't believe it. when did you fall outa heaven? anyone ever tell you you're the most beautiful one here, princess of the pool. you got a baby face. look at mine. whatcha wanna meet me for?	I don't know. 'Cause you're cute.
i just wanted to say hello.	You wanted to say hello, eh? I can't believe it. When did you fall outa heaven? Anyone ever tell you you're the most beautiful one here, princess of the pool. You got a baby face. Look at mine. Whatcha wanna meet me for?
joey said you wanted to meet me. is that right? you wanted to meet me?	I just wanted to say hello.
all right, lemme ask you something. let's say i was a good friend of yours. and i was telling you i was gonna bet a lot of money on you in this janiro fight. what would you tell me?	I'd tell you to bet a bundle.
yeah, the weight's ok.	All right, lemme ask you something. Let's say I was a good friend of yours. And I was telling you I was gonna bet a lot of money on you in this Janiro fight. What would you tell me?
how's the weight? ok?	Yeah, the weight's Ok.
he should.	This Janiro's a good fighter, pretty good-lookin' kid.
tony janiro's gotta watch out, eh?	He should.
never felt better.	Tony Janiro's gotta watch out, eh?
how you feelin'? ok? you feelin' good?	Never felt better.
c'mon, tommy --	How you feelin'? Ok? You feelin' good?
fuckin' kid! you're the best fuckin' fighter around. loved what you did to satterfield. them "moulan yans" -- forget about it. they're all afraid to fight you.	C'mon, Tommy --
jake, sit down for a minute.	Fuckin' kid! You're the best fuckin' fighter around. Loved what you did to Satterfield. Them "moulan yans" -- forget about it. They're all afraid to fight you.
hi, tommy. how are you?	Jake, sit down for a minute.
hey joey, whadda ya lookin' to die young?	I'll suck your eyes out! I'll fuckin' take the two of you.
what do you think, i'm blind? my brother's breaking his ass in a ring, and you're here with his wife.	Hey Joey, I'm here with Patsy and Vera and Sandy. And Vickie just happened to come along. We're just trying to have a good time. What do you want from me? So, why don't you just take it easy before this gets out of hand.
excuse me for living.	What do you think, I'm blind? My brother's breaking his ass in a ring, and you're here with his wife.
excuse me, i'm talking to my sister in-law.	Excuse me for living.
joey, relax. you're taking this the wrong way. why don't you sit down and have a drink?	Excuse me, I'm talking to my sister in-law.
i said, let's go.	Joey, relax. You're taking this the wrong way. Why don't you sit down and have a drink?
tomorrow, at the gym. don't forget.	Right, the gym.
all right, i'll try. see you later.	Tomorrow, at the gym. Don't forget.
talk some sense into him, will ya? you're still his brother. if he ain't gonna listen to you, he ain't gonna listen to nobody!	All right, I'll try. See you later.
look, i'm just tellin' you how tommy feels. jake is makin' it hard on himself. tommy wants him with us. it's as simple as that.	Talk some sense into him, will ya? You're still his brother. If he ain't gonna listen to you, he ain't gonna listen to nobody!
i can't convince him. he's got such a thick head, i'd like to crack it open myself. believe me, my own brother. it's very hard. you don't have to convince me -- i know we should be with tommy. you talk to him. he don't listen to nobody.	Look, I'm just tellin' you how Tommy feels. Jake is makin' it hard on himself. Tommy wants him with us. It's as simple as that.
hey, leave the kids alone.	Get lost.  Hey kids, "A cop is a rat." Remember that, "A rat."
he ain't doin' the right thing. he's makin' beans compared to what he should be makin'. can't you make him understand that?	Hey, leave the kids alone.
what do you want from my life, salvy? he's my brother.	He ain't doin' the right thing. He's makin' beans compared to what he should be makin'. Can't you make him understand that?
hey but joey, you're thinking nickels and dimes. the money's with your brother.	What do you want from my life, Salvy? He's my brother.
salvy, would i steer you wrong? let's say that's the truck; it's full of cigarettes, right? now, two o'clock this morning we move the truck from here to there,  take the cigarettes out, sell 'em, make some cash.	Hey but Joey, you're thinking nickels and dimes. The money's with your brother.
and you're drinking with them right now.	And I'm gonna finish my drink. And, I'm gonna have a good time, because I ain't doing nothing wrong.
that's right, take his part. you're his brother. he's never gonna be champ. too many people are against him.	And you're drinking with them right now.
try to understand, vickie. jake's got a lotta aggravation. he's been a top contender too long.	That's right, take his part. You're his brother. He's never gonna be champ. Too many people are against him.
you don't sleep with him. i do. i don't get to breathe without tellin' him. he keeps me in a cage. if he thinks i'm lookin' at somebody the wrong way, i get used as a punching bag. he don't trust nobody. if he saw the two of us talking together right now, you'd be in trouble too -- believe me. look at me, joey. i'm 19 years old. i wanna enjoy my life. i love jake, but you don't know. he gets crazy sometimes. i'm scared.	Try to understand, Vickie. Jake's got a lotta aggravation. He's been a top contender too long.
i'm not gonna tell him nothing; but if he finds out, he will kill you. what's the matter with you? aren't you happy? you got everything you want.	You don't sleep with him. I do. I don't get to breathe without tellin' him. He keeps me in a cage. If he thinks I'm lookin' at somebody the wrong way, I get used as a punching bag. He don't trust nobody. If he saw the two of us talking together right now, you'd be in trouble too -- believe me. Look at me, Joey. I'm 19 years old. I wanna enjoy my life. I love Jake, but you don't know. He gets crazy sometimes. I'm scared.
well, go ahead, tell jake. he's gonna kill me anyway. it's a matter of time.	I'm not gonna tell him nothing; but if he finds out, he will kill you. What's the matter with you? Aren't you happy? You got everything you want.
it don't look right.	Well, go ahead, tell Jake. He's gonna kill me anyway. It's a matter of time.
i'm not doing anything wrong. i'm just trying to have a good time. do i have to be cooped up in the house all the time?	It don't look right.
no, you're his wife.	I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm just trying to have a good time. Do I have to be cooped up in the house all the time?
what the hell am i doing wrong? just because jake is training, i can't go out? what am i, a goddamn prisoner?	No, you're his wife.
what're you doin' with salvy? you shouldn't be here with him. jake's away killin' himself. suppose he found out.	What the hell am I doing wrong? Just because Jake is training, I can't go out? What am I, a goddamn prisoner?
he has it. thank you.	Goodnight.
does he have your number, mr. jefferies?	He has it. Thank you.
well, if he calls in, tell him to get in touch with l. b. jefferies right away. i might have quite a surprise for him.	Does he have your number, Mr. Jefferies?
i'm hired 'til one. they went to dinner and maybe night-clubbing.	Well, if he calls in, tell him to get in touch with L. B. Jefferies right away. I might have quite a surprise for him.
oh. when are they expected home?	I'm hired 'til one. They went to dinner and maybe night-clubbing.
this is the baby sitter.	Oh. When are they expected home?
this is l. b. jefferies, a friend of tom's. who am i talking with?	This is the baby sitter.
this is doyle's house.	This is L. B. Jefferies, a friend of Tom's. Who am I talking with?
but his leg!	Don't worry -- it comes off today.
name me a better photographer.	But his leg!
jefferies?	Name me a better photographer.
bryce, the only man for this job is sitting right here in town.  get me l. b. jefferies.	Jefferies?
i'll pull somebody out of japan.	Bryce, the only man for this job is sitting right here in town.  Get me L. B. Jefferies.
this could go off in a month -- or an hour.	I'll pull somebody out of Japan.
from the looks of davidson's cable, it might even go higher than that. and we haven't even got a camera over there.	This could go off in a month -- or an hour.
indo-china -- jeff predicted it would go sky-high.	From the looks of Davidson's cable, it might even go higher than that. And we haven't even got a camera over there.
i would say that is looked as if she wasn't coming back.	That's what they call a family problem.
mrs. -- thorwald's -- clothes. -- clean -- carefully packed -- not too stylish -- but presentable.	Didn't you take it to the crime lab?
of course, it's normal for a man to tie his trunk up with a heavy rope.	When the lock is broken -- yes.
like disposing of their wives?	Get that idea out of your mind. It will only lead you in the wrong direction.
it was in her favorite handbag -- and, mr. doyle, that can lead to only one conclusion.	Namely?
just don't dally. thorwald knows he's being watched. he won't hang around long.	If that ring checks out, we'll give him an escort. So long.
maybe you won't need it. i'll run it down, jeff.	Just don't dally. Thorwald knows he's being watched. He won't hang around long.
precinct six. i sent a friend over with bail money.	Maybe you won't need it. I'll run it down, Jeff.
where'd they take lisa?	Precinct Six. I sent a friend over with bail money.
in sections! and one other thing, doubting tom -- it just occurred to me that all the calls thorwald made were long distance! if he called his wife the day she left -- after she arrived in merritsville -- why did she need to send him a postcard saying she'd arrived?	Where'd they take Lisa?
you think perhaps it was "old hambone?"	In sections! And one other thing, doubting Tom -- it just occurred to me that all the calls Thorwald made were long distance! If he called his wife the day she left -- after she arrived in Merritsville -- why did she need to send him a postcard saying she'd arrived?
i don't know what pet name thorwald had for his wife. and that night he went out half a dozen times with the metal suitcase. he wasn't taking his possessions, because they're up in his apartment now!	You think perhaps it was "old hambone?"
like an old hambone?	I don't know what pet name Thorwald had for his wife. And that night he went out half a dozen times with the metal suitcase. He wasn't taking his possessions, because they're up in his apartment now!
a fact! last night he killed a dog for pawing in his garden. why? because he had something buried in there. something a dog could scent.	Like an old hambone?
a possibility.	A fact! Last night he killed a dog for pawing in his garden. Why? Because he had something buried in there. Something a dog could scent.
like mrs. thorwald's wedding ring. if that woman were still alive, she'd be wearing it.	A possibility.
like what?	Like Mrs. Thorwald's wedding ring. If that woman were still alive, she'd be wearing it.
i know what you told me! she went in to get evidence, and she came out with it.	Like what?
i told you that --	I know what you told me! She went in to get evidence, and she came out with it.
my lisa. she went into thorwald's apartment, and he came back. the only way i could get her out was to call the police.	I told you that --
your lisa?	My Lisa. She went into Thorwald's apartment, and he came back. The only way I could get her out was to call the police.
listen to me! lisa's been arrested.	Your Lisa?
look jeff, don't louse up my night with another man killer stuffing a grisly trunk that turns out to be --	Listen to me! Lisa's been arrested.
tom, i've got something real big for you.	Look Jeff, don't louse up my night with another man killer stuffing a grisly trunk that turns out to be --
this is doyle, jeff.	Tom, I've got something real big for you.
jefferies.	This is Doyle, Jeff.
that depends on who "they" were.	The police Department at Merritsville. They called to report. The trunk was just picked up -- by Mrs. Anna Thorwald.
oh -- that phone call!  i gave them your number -- hope you don't mind.	That depends on who "they" were.
if i'd been careful piloting that reconnaissance plane, you wouldn't have taken the kind of pictures that got you a medal, a big job, fame, money --	All the things I hate.
but i'm not a killer!	Your logic is backward.
and how many people did you cut up with the couple of with it? or hundred knives you've probably owned in your lifetime?	But I'm not a killer!
well, in the garage, back home, we --	And how many people did you cut up with the couple of with it? Or hundred knives you've probably owned in your lifetime?
did you ever own a saw?	Well, in the garage, back home, we --
that wasn't mrs. thorwald who left with him yesterday morning?	You figured that out, huh?
he has his wife's jewelry hidden in among his clothes over there.	You sure it belongs to his wife?
jewelry?	He has his wife's jewelry hidden in among his clothes over there.
you think he's getting out of here?	Everything he owns is laid out on the bedroom, ready for packing.
enough to scare me that you wouldn't get here in time, and we'd lose him.	You think he's getting out of here?
is -- is anna -- who i think it is?	Mrs. Thorwald.
forget the story -- find the trunk. mrs. thorwald's in it!	Oh -- I almost forgot!
ever get an answer?	Yeah -- frequently -- it ran something like this: "Your request for transfer turned down --"
you know, every day for three years i asked myself that same question?	Ever get an answer?
how did we ever stand each other in that same plane for three years?	You know, every day for three years I asked myself that same question?
one thing i don't need is heckling! you called and asked me for help -- and now you're acting like a taxpayer!	How did we ever stand each other in that same plane for three years?
what do you need before you can search -- bloody footsteps leading up to the door?	One thing I don't need is heckling! You called and asked me for help -- and now you're acting like a taxpayer!
a detective's nightmare.	What do you need before you can search -- bloody footsteps leading up to the door?
by morning there might not be anything left to find in his apartment.	A detective's nightmare.
i can hear myself starting out. "your honor -- i have a friend who's an amateur sleuth, an one night, after a heavy supper --"  he'd throw the new york state penal code right in my face. -- and it's six volumes.	By morning there might not be anything left to find in his apartment.
give him evidence.	I can hear myself starting out. "Your Honor -- I have a friend who's an amateur sleuth, an one night, after a heavy supper --"  He'd throw the New York State Penal Code right in my face. -- And it's six volumes.
at the risk of sounding stuffy, jeff -- i'll remind you of the constitution, and the phrase "search warrant" issued by a judge who knows the bill of rights verbatim. he must ask for evidence.	Give him evidence.
just make sure you're not caught. if you find something, you've got a murderer and nobody will care about a couple of house rules. if you find nothing -- he's clear.	At the risk of sounding stuffy, Jeff -- I'll remind you of the Constitution, and the phrase "search warrant" issued by a judge who knows the Bill of Rights verbatim. He must ask for evidence.
now don't get me mad! even a detective can't walk in anybody's apartment and search it. if i were ever caught in there, i'd lose my badge inside of ten minutes!	Just make sure you're not caught. If you find something, you've got a murderer and nobody will care about a couple of house rules. If you find nothing -- he's clear.
what's the matter? does he have a courtesy card from the police department?	Now don't get me mad! Even a detective can't walk in anybody's apartment and search it. If I were ever caught in there, I'd lose my badge inside of ten minutes!
i can't do it even if he's gone.	What's the matter? Does he have a courtesy card from the police department?
i mean when he goes out for a paper, or a drink, or something. what he doesn't know won't hurt him.	I can't do it even if he's gone.
i can't do that.	I mean when he goes out for a paper, or a drink, or something. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
well then do a good job of it! get over there, and search thorwald's apartment! it must be knee-deep in evidence.	I can't do that.
if possible -- both.	Well then do a good job of it! Get over there, and search Thorwald's apartment! It must be knee-deep in evidence.
doyle -- are you interested in solving a case, or making me look foolish?	If possible -- both.
i hate to remind you -- but this all started because you said she was murdered. now did anyone, including you, actually see her murdered?	Doyle -- are you interested in solving a case, or making me look foolish?
well -- what good is his information?!! it's a second-hand version of an unsupported statement by the murderer himself -- thorwald! anybody actually see the wife get on the train?	I hate to remind you -- but this all started because you said she was murdered. Now did anyone, including you, actually see her murdered?
jeff -- huh?	Well -- what good is his information?!! It's a second-hand version of an unsupported statement by the murderer himself -- Thorwald! Anybody actually see the wife get on the train?
a very convenient guy -- this superintendent. have you checked his bank deposits lately?	Jeff -- huh?
the superintendent met thorwald coming back. he said thorwald told him he had just put his wife on the train for the country.	A very convenient guy -- this superintendent. Have you checked his bank deposits lately?
now how could anybody guess that? they had, perhaps, signs on their luggage, "grand central or bust!"?	The superintendent met Thorwald coming back. He said Thorwald told him he had just put his wife on the train for the country.
the building superintendent, and two tenants. flat statements -- no hesitation. and they all jibed to the letter. the thorwalds were leaving for the railroad station.	Now how could anybody guess that? They had, perhaps, signs on their luggage, "Grand Central Or Bust!"?
the thorwalds -- at six in the morning?	The building superintendent, and two tenants. Flat statements -- no hesitation. And they all jibed to the letter. The Thorwalds were leaving for the railroad station.
who left -- where?	The Thorwalds -- at six in the morning?
who said they left then?	Who left -- where?
feel a little foolish?	Not yet.
too bad. the thorwalds were just leaving the apartment house at that time.	Feel a little foolish?
i think that's about the time i fell asleep.	Too bad. The Thorwalds were just leaving the apartment house at that time.
six ayem.	I think that's about the time I fell asleep.
what time?	Six ayem.
-- until yesterday morning.	What time?
then where is she -- in the ice box?	-- until yesterday morning.
she never left the apartment --	Then where is she -- in the ice box?
i think they missed their chance with her.	She never left the apartment --
he has a six months lease, and has used up a little over five and a half months of it.  quiet. drinks, but not to drunkenness. pays his bill promptly, with money earned as a consume jewelry salesman -- wholesale. keeps to himself, and none of the neighbors got close to him, or his wife.	I think they missed their chance with her.
by the way  what happened to your leg?	I was jaywalking.
we know the wife is gone. i'll see if i can find out where.	Do that.
thanks.	We know the wife is gone. I'll see if I can find out where.
i -- uh -- won't report it to the department. let me poke into a little on my own. no point in you getting any ridiculous publicity.	Thanks.
all right -- you don't believe me.	I -- uh -- won't report it to the Department. Let me poke into a little on my own. No point in you getting any ridiculous publicity.
you told me.  i've got to run, jeff.	All right -- you don't believe me.
she -- was -- an -- invalid!	You told me.  I've got to run, Jeff.
his wife took a trip.	She -- was -- an -- invalid!
for instance?	His wife took a trip.
i think you saw something -- that probably has a very simple explanation.	For instance?
you think i made all this up?	I think you saw something -- that probably has a very simple explanation.
almost everything's been done -- under panic. but this is a thousand to one shot. that man's still sitting around his apartment; he isn't panicked.	You think I made all this up?
i'll bet it's been done.	Almost everything's been done -- under panic. But this is a thousand to one shot. That man's still sitting around his apartment; he isn't panicked.
you've got a lot to lean about homicide, jeff. morons have committed murder so shrewdly that it took a hundred trained police minds to catch them. that salesman wouldn't just knock off his wife after dinner, toss her in a trunk and put her in storage.	I'll bet it's been done.
well, officer -- do your duty.	You've got a lot to lean about homicide, Jeff. Morons have committed murder so shrewdly that it took a hundred trained police minds to catch them. That salesman wouldn't just knock off his wife after dinner, toss her in a trunk and put her in storage.
it's too stupid and obvious a way to murder -- in full view of fifty windows -- and then sit over there --  -- smoking a cigar -- waiting for the police to pick him up.	Well, officer -- do your duty.
go ahead, doyle -- tell me he's an unemployed magician -- amusing the neighborhood with sleight-of-hand.	It's too stupid and obvious a way to murder -- in full view of fifty windows -- and then sit over there --  -- smoking a cigar -- waiting for the police to pick him up.
i'll admit it all has a mysterious sound -- but is could mean a number of different things. murder is the least likely.	Go ahead, Doyle -- tell me he's an unemployed magician -- amusing the neighborhood with sleight-of-hand.
because everything that man's done has been suspicious. trips at night in the rain, saws, knives, trunks with rope, and a wife that isn't there any more.	I'll admit it all has a mysterious sound -- but is could mean a number of different things. Murder is the least likely.
you didn't see the killing, or the body? how do you know there was a murder?	Because everything that man's done has been suspicious. Trips at night in the rain, saws, knives, trunks with rope, and a wife that isn't there any more.
that's more like it. goodnight, old buddy.	Yeah.
okay. indo-china. tuesday. we'll pick you up.	That's more like it. Goodnight, old buddy.
i don't care where it goes -- just as long as i'm on it.	Okay. Indo-China. Tuesday. We'll pick you up.
jeff --	I don't care where it goes -- just as long as I'm on it.
the word is "everything." now what time does my plane leave tuesday?	Jeff --
something wrong?	The word is "everything." Now what time does my plane leave Tuesday?
it's me.	Something wrong?
yeah. is that you, jeff?	It's me.
gunnison?	Yeah. Is that you, Jeff?
hello.	Gunnison?
well -- you know best. call you later, jeff.	Next time, have some good news.
yeah? maybe in the high rent districts they discuss -- but in my neighborhood, they still nag.	Well -- you know best. Call you later, Jeff.
jeff -- wives don't nag anymore -- they discuss.	Yeah? Maybe in the high rent districts they discuss -- but in my neighborhood, they still nag.
can you see me -- rushing home to a hot apartment every night to listen to the automatic laundry, the electric dishwasher, the garbage disposal and a nagging wife.	Jeff -- wives don't nag anymore -- they discuss.
it's about time you got married -- before you turn into a lonesome and bitter old man.	Can you see me -- rushing home to a hot apartment every night to listen to the automatic laundry, the electric dishwasher, the garbage disposal and a nagging wife.
i'll -- i'll get married. then i'll never be able to go anywhere.	It's about time you got married -- before you turn into a lonesome and bitter old man.
like what?	I'll -- I'll get married. Then I'll never be able to go anywhere.
listen -- if you don't pull me out of this swamp of boredom -- i'll do something drastic.	Like what?
i'll send you some comic books.	Listen -- if you don't pull me out of this swamp of boredom -- I'll do something drastic.
i've been taking pictures so long i don't know how to read anymore.	I'll send you some comic books.
read some good books.	I've been taking pictures so long I don't know how to read anymore.
so did you. goodbye, jeff.	You've got to get me out of here! Six weeks -- sitting in a two-room apartment with nothing to do but look out the window at the neighbors!
you asked for something dramatically different! you got it!	So did you. Goodbye, Jeff.
i didn't ask you to stand in the middle of that automobile race track.	You asked for something dramatically different! You got it!
swell. i get myself half-killed for you -- and you reward me by stealing my assignments.	I didn't ask you to stand in the middle of that automobile race track.
you're too valuable to the magazine for us to play around with. i'll send morgan or lambert.	Swell. I get myself half-killed for you -- and you reward me by stealing my assignments.
stop sounding stuffy. i'll take pictures from a jeep. from a water buffalo if necessary.	You're too valuable to the magazine for us to play around with. I'll send Morgan or Lambert.
with that cast on -- you don't.	Stop sounding stuffy. I'll take pictures from a jeep. From a water buffalo if necessary.
okay. when do i leave? half-hour? an hour?	With that cast on -- you don't.
you did.	Okay. When do I leave? Half-hour? An hour?
didn't i tell you! didn't i tell you it was the next place to watch?	You did.
indo-china. got a code tip from the bureau chief this morning. the place is about to go up in smoke.	Didn't I tell you! Didn't I tell you it was the next place to watch?
where?	Indo-China. Got a code tip from the bureau chief this morning. The place is about to go up in smoke.
that's too bad, jeff. well, i guess i can't be lucky every day. forget i called.	Yeah. I sure feel sorry for you, Gunnison. Must be rough on you thinking of me wearing this cast another whole week.
wrong week. next wednesday i emerge from this plaster cocoon.	That's too bad, Jeff. Well, I guess I can't be lucky every day. Forget I called.
wrong day?	Wrong week. Next Wednesday I emerge from this plaster cocoon.
gunnison -- how did you get to be such a big editor -- with such a small memory?	Wrong day?
this is wednesday.	Gunnison -- how did you get to be such a big editor -- with such a small memory?
who said i was getting rid of it?	This is Wednesday.
for getting rid of that cast.	Who said I was getting rid of it?
for what?	For getting rid of that cast.
congratulations, jeff.	For what?
jefferies.	Congratulations, Jeff.
i can't. the police have it by now.	Then if the police get me -- you won't be around to laugh!
tell her to bring it back!	I can't. The police have it by now.
no.	Tell her to bring it back!
can you get me that ring back?	No.
i only have a hundred dollars or so.	That's a start. I'm at the Brevoort now. I'll be looking for you.
now stop wasting time, thorwald, or i'll hang up and call the police.	I only have a hundred dollars or so.
i don't know what you mean.	Now stop wasting time, Thorwald, or I'll hang up and call the police.
for a little business meeting -- to settle the estate of your late wife.	I don't know what you mean.
why should i?	For a little business meeting -- to settle the estate of your late wife.
i'll give you a chance to find out. meet me in the bar at the brevoort -- and do it right away.	Why should I?
who are you?	I'll give you a chance to find out. Meet me in the bar at the Brevoort -- and do it right away.
well -- did you get it, thorwald?	Who are you?
did you get my note?	Well -- did you get it, Thorwald?
hello.	Did you get my note?
what about the rest?	When those cops get a look at Miss Fremont -- they'll even contribute.
i got twenty or so in my purse. give me what you've got.	What about the rest?
thirty-three here. totals one-ninety. not enough.	I got twenty or so in my purse. Give me what you've got.
ten here.	Thirty-three here. Totals one-ninety. Not enough.
first offense burglary --  -- probably two-fifty.  the piggy bank.	Ten here.
how much do you think you'll need?	First offense burglary --  -- probably two-fifty.  The piggy bank.
one hundred and twenty-seven.	How much do you think you'll need?
what do you need money for?	To bail Lisa out of jail.
stella -- how long do you think he'll stay there?	Unless he's dumber than I think, he won't wait 'til his lease is up.
when you took your first snapshot -- did you ever think it would bring you to this?	Stella -- how long do you think he'll stay there?
smart? she'll be arrested!	That'll get her out of there, won't it?
smart girl.	Smart? She'll be arrested!
what's she trying to do? why doesn't she turn him in?	Smart girl.
you know, miss fremont -- he might just have something there.	There's no point in taking unnecessary chances.  Give me the phone book, Lisa.
there's probably one in the basement.	Now wait a minute --
no.	There's probably one in the basement.
got a shovel?	No.
what are you two talking about?	Got a shovel?
you know? you might not be too bad a bargain for lisa after all.	You don't say! I might just take that compliment as an insult.
then i wouldn't worry too much. but let's keep an eye on her.	You know? You might not be too bad a bargain for Lisa after all.
no -- but it makes the rest easy to take. and she's reading the bible.	Then I wouldn't worry too much. But let's keep an eye on her.
would four of them -- ?	No -- but it makes the rest easy to take. And she's reading the Bible.
i handled enough of those red pills to put everybody in new jersey asleep for the winter.	Would four of them -- ?
you can tell that from here?	I handled enough of those red pills to put everybody in New Jersey asleep for the winter.
miss lonely hearts just laid out something that looks like sodium trieckonal capsules.	You can tell that from here?
what?	Miss Lonely Hearts just laid out something that looks like sodium trieckonal capsules.
i wonder.	What?
thank heaven that's over!	I have a feeling we've just begun.
look!	Thank heaven that's over!
you shouldn't have let her do that! if he ever --	Look!
there's a dip at this end. and since when do flowers grow shorter in two weeks?	There's something buried there.
and digging in.  look at that flower bed.	There's a dip at this end. And since when do flowers grow shorter in two weeks?
you mean the one the dog was sniffing around?	And digging in.  Look at that flower bed.
mrs. thorwald?	Uh-uh. The dog. I think I know now why Thorwald killed it.
i'm just going to get the name of their truck!	I'll watch the alleyway -- in case it goes that way.
you called the police?	Oh. Well, yes and no. It wasn't an official call. He's just a friend.  An old, ornery friend.
huh?	You called the police?
police?	Huh?
stella, i -- i can't tell you what a welcome sight this is. no wonder your husband's still in love with you.	Police?
goodbye, mr. jefferies. i'll see you tomorrow.	Uh-huh.
it's not an ordinary look. it's the kind of look a man gives when he's afraid somebody might be watching him.	Goodbye, Mr. Jefferies. I'll see you tomorrow.
i'm not shy. i've been looked at before.	It's not an ordinary look. It's the kind of look a man gives when he's afraid somebody might be watching him.
get back there! he'll see you!	I'm not shy. I've been looked at before.
a federal offense.	Get back there! He'll see you!
no. the shades are still drawn in their apartment.	In this heat?  They're up now.
what about this morning? any developments?	No. The shades are still drawn in their apartment.
but it takes a particularly low type of man to do it.	What about this morning? Any developments?
sometimes it's worse to stay than it is to run.	But it takes a particularly low type of man to do it.
his personal effects. he's probably running away -- the coward.	Sometimes it's worse to stay than it is to run.
he was taking something out of the apartment. i'm certain.	His personal effects. He's probably running away -- the coward.
flashlights. luminous dials for watches. house numbers that light up.	He was taking something out of the apartment. I'm certain.
now what could he sell at three in the morning?	Flashlights. Luminous dials for watches. House numbers that light up.
isn't he a salesman?	Now what could he sell at three in the morning?
it's hard to figure. he went out several time last night, in the rain carrying his sample case.	Isn't he a salesman?
he and his wife splitting up?	It's hard to figure. He went out several time last night, in the rain carrying his sample case.
well, the salesman could be available soon.	He and his wife splitting up?
isn't there anyone in the neighborhood who might cast an eye in her direction?	Well, the salesman could be available soon.
and some man will lose his.	Isn't there anyone in the neighborhood who might cast an eye in her direction?
poor girl. someday she'll find her happiness.	And some man will lose his.
speaking of misery, miss lonely hearts drank herself to sleep again. alone.	Poor girl. Someday she'll find her happiness.
and she'll end up fat, alcoholic and miserable.	Speaking of misery, Miss Lonely Hearts drank herself to sleep again. Alone.
she's real eat, drink and be merry girl.	And she'll end up fat, alcoholic and miserable.
keep your mind off her.	She's real eat, drink and be merry girl.
what'll you do if one of them catches you?	Depends one which one.
i was.	What'll you do if one of them catches you?
eyes bloodshot. must have been staring out the window for hours.	I was.
how did you know!	Eyes bloodshot. Must have been staring out the window for hours.
the insurance company would be a lot happier if you slept in your bed, not the wheelchair.	How did you know!
okay -- but i'm going to spread some common sense on the bread. lisa fremont's loaded to her fingertips with love for you. i'll give you two words of advice. marry her.	She pay you much?
that's fine, stella. now would you make me a sandwich?	Okay -- but I'm going to spread some common sense on the bread. Lisa Fremont's loaded to her fingertips with love for you. I'll give you two words of advice. Marry her.
when i married myles, we were both maladjusted misfits. we still are. and we've loved every minute of it.	That's fine, Stella. Now would you make me a sandwich?
ask for trouble and you get it. why there's a good boy in my neighborhood who went with a nice girl across the street for three years. then he refused to marry her. why? -- because she only scored sixty-one on a look magazine marriage quiz!	When I married Myles, we were both maladjusted misfits. We still are. And we've loved every minute of it.
people have different emotional levels that --	Ask for trouble and you get it. Why there's a good boy in my neighborhood who went with a nice girl across the street for three years. Then he refused to marry her. Why? -- Because she only scored sixty-one on a Look Magazine marriage quiz!
baloney! once it was see somebody, get excited, get married -- now, it's read books, fence with four syllable words, psychoanalyze each other until you can't tell a petting party from a civil service exam	People have different emotional levels that --
we've progressed emotionally in --	Baloney! Once it was see somebody, get excited, get married -- Now, it's read books, fence with four syllable words, psychoanalyze each other until you can't tell a petting party from a civil service exam
intelligence! nothing has caused the human race more trouble. modern marriage!	We've progressed emotionally in --
there's an intelligent way to approach marriage.	Intelligence! Nothing has caused the human race more trouble. Modern marriage!
look, mr. jefferies. i'm not educated. i'm not even sophisticated. but i can tell you this -- when a man and a woman see each other, and like each other -- they should come together -- wham like two taxies on broadway. not sit around studying each other like specimens in at bottle.	There's an intelligent way to approach marriage.
that's the hard part.	Look, Mr. Jefferies. I'm not educated. I'm not even sophisticated. But I can tell you this -- when a man and a woman see each other, and like each other -- they should come together -- wham like two taxies on Broadway. Not sit around studying each other like specimens in at bottle.
i can just hear you now. "get out of here you perfect, wonderful woman! you're too good for me!"	That's the hard part.
the only honest thing to do is call it off. let her look for somebody else.	I can just hear you now. "Get out of here you perfect, wonderful woman! You're too good for me!"
probably. but when i do, it'll be to someone who thinks of life as more than a new dress, a lobster dinner, and the latest scandal. i need a woman who'll go anywhere, do anything, and love it.	The only honest thing to do is call it off. Let her look for somebody else.
you're never going to marry?	Probably. But when I do, it'll be to someone who thinks of life as more than a new dress, a lobster dinner, and the latest scandal. I need a woman who'll go anywhere, do anything, and love it.
can you see her tramping around the world with a camera bum who never has more than a week's salary in the bank?  if only she was ordinary.	You're never going to marry?
people with sense can belong wherever they're put.	Can you see her tramping around the world with a camera bum who never has more than a week's salary in the bank?  If only she was ordinary.
it's very simple. she belongs in that rarefied atmosphere of park avenue, expensive restaurants, and literary cocktail parties.	People with sense can belong wherever they're put.
is what you want something you can discuss?	It's very simple. She belongs in that rarefied atmosphere of Park Avenue, expensive restaurants, and literary cocktail parties.
too perfect. too beautiful, too talented, too sophisticated, too everything -- but what i want.	Is what you want something you can discuss?
she's only perfect.	Too perfect. Too beautiful, too talented, too sophisticated, too everything -- but what I want.
she's just not the girl for me.	She's only perfect.
it's happened before, you know! some of the world's happiest marriage have started 'under the gun' you might say.	She's just not the girl for me.
stella!	It's happened before, you know! Some of the world's happiest marriage have started 'under the gun' you might say.
her father loading up the shotgun?	Stella!
no.	Her father loading up the shotgun?
behind every ridiculous statement is always hidden the true cause.  what is it? you have a fight?	No.
she's all right.	Behind every ridiculous statement is always hidden the true cause.  What is it? You have a fight?
nonsense. a man is always ready for marriage -- with the right girl. and lisa fremont is the right girl for any man with half a brain, who can get one eye open.	She's all right.
i'm not ready for marriage.	Nonsense. A man is always ready for marriage -- with the right girl. And Lisa Fremont is the right girl for any man with half a brain, who can get one eye open.
that's abnormal.	I'm not ready for marriage.
i don't want to.	That's abnormal.
that's normal.	I don't want to.
she expects me to marry her.	That's normal.
you must be kidding. a beautiful young woman, and you a reasonably healthy specimen of manhood.	She expects me to marry her.
lisa fremont.	You must be kidding. A beautiful young woman, and you a reasonably healthy specimen of manhood.
gives your circulation something to fight.  what kind of trouble?	Lisa Fremont.
don't you ever heat that stuff up.	Gives your circulation something to fight.  What kind of trouble?
i knew it!	Don't you ever heat that stuff up.
how can you tell that from a thermometer!	Those sultry sun-worshipers you watch haven't raised your temperature one degree in four weeks.
you've got a hormone deficiency.	How can you tell that from a thermometer!
right now i'd even welcome trouble.	You've got a hormone deficiency.
stella -- in economics, a kidney ailment has no relationship to the stock market. absolutely none.	It crashed, didn't it?
i predicted it.	How?
readers' digest, april, 1939.	Well, I only quote from the best.
goodnight, you idiot.	Goodnight, Mrs Doyle.
he knows.  don't worry, tess. it's a man.	Goodnight, you idiot.
who's thorwald?	He knows.  Don't worry, Tess. It's a man.
tell him not to waste time calling. to get over here soon as he can. i think thorwald's pulling out tonight.	Who's Thorwald?
i'll have him call the moment i hear from him.	Tell him not to waste time calling. To get over here soon as he can. I think Thorwald's pulling out tonight.
i'm afraid it is, tess.	I'll have him call the moment I hear from him.
it is something really important, jeff?	I'm afraid it is, Tess.
not a word.	It is something really important, Jeff?
you haven't even heard from him?	Not a word.
not yet, jeff.	You haven't even heard from him?
jeff again.  has tom come in yet?	Not yet, Jeff.
yes.	Jeff again.  Has Tom come in yet?
mrs. doyle?	Yes.
hello.	Mrs. Doyle?
shut up. i'm all right.	Think you've got enough for a search warrant now?
lisa -- i -- i -- can't tell you how scared i was that you -- you might --	Shut up. I'm all right.
get an ambulance.  don't move. try to lie still.	Lisa -- I -- I -- can't tell you how scared I was that you -- you might --
chelsea 2-7099.  we scared him once. maybe we can scare him again.  i'm using that word "we" a little too freely, i guess. i don't take any of the chances.	Shall we vote him in, Stella?
how?	Chelsea 2-7099.  We scared him once. Maybe we can scare him again.  I'm using that word "we" a little too freely, I guess. I don't take any of the chances.
i'll try to give you at least fifteen minutes.	How?
what for?	Maybe I can get Thorwald out of the apartment.
jeff, if you're squeamish, just don't look.	Now hold on. I'm not a bit squeamish about what might be under those flowers -- but I don't care to watch two women end up like that dog --
suppose mrs. thorwald's wedding ring was among the jewelry he has in the handbag.  during that phone conversation he held up three rings -- one with a diamond -- one with a big stone of some kind -- and one plain gold band.	And the last thing she'd leave behind would be her wedding ring!  Do you ever leave yours at home?
wasn't that close?	Too close.
something's in there. those flowers have been taken up, and put back again.	It could be -- the knife, and the saw.
it's just a picture of the backyard, that's all.	I know. But there's one important change. The flowers in Thorwald's pet flower bed.
well?	It's just a picture of the backyard, that's all.
is he cleaning house?	He's washing down the bathroom walls.
do you think this was worth waiting all day to see?	Is he cleaning house?
but you're not?	In the whole courtyard, only one person didn't come to the window.
for a minute, doyle almost had me convinced i was wrong.	But you're not?
do you like it?	Well, -- if there was one less thread this way --  -- and two less that way --  -- I might give up bachelorhood.
thank you.	Do you like it?
i'll rephrase the question.	Thank you.
did mr. doyle think i stole this case.	No, Lisa -- I don't think he did.
whatever happened to that old saying "love thy neighbor."	I think I'll start reviving it tomorrow, with say -- Miss Torso for a start?
huh?	You and me with long faces -- plunged into despair -- because we find out that a man didn't kill his wife. We're two of the most frightening ghouls I've ever known.
jeff -- if anybody walked in here, i don't think they'd believe what they see.	Huh?
of course, they have the same chance. they can look at me like a bug under glass, if they want to.	Jeff -- if anybody walked in here, I don't think they'd believe what they see.
i'm not much on rear window ethics.	Of course, they have the same chance. They can look at me like a bug under glass, if they want to.
do you suppose it's ethical to watch a man with binoculars, and a long- focus lens -- until you can see the freckles on the back of his neck, and almost read his mail -- do you suppose it's ethical even if you prove he didn't commit a crime?	I'm not much on rear window ethics.
i hate funny exit lines.	Who was the trunk addressed to?
you mean -- like the kitchen? and make us some coffee?	Exactly what I had in mind -- along with some brandy.
weird.  why don't i slip into something comfortable?	You mean -- like the kitchen? And make us some coffee?
but he never ends up marrying her. strange.	Weird.  Why don't I slip into something comfortable?
the same.	But he never ends up marrying her. Strange.
the same girl who keeps him out of the clutches of seductive show girls, and over-passionate daughters of the rich.	The same.
surprise -- is the most important element of attack.  and beside, you're not up on your private eye literature. when they're in trouble, it's always their girl friday who gets them out of it.	The same girl who keeps him out of the clutches of seductive show girls, and over-passionate daughters of the rich.
staying the night here, uninvited.	Surprise -- is the most important element of attack.  And beside, you're not up on your private eye literature. When they're in trouble, it's always their Girl Friday who gets them out of it.
i do?	Staying the night here, uninvited.
you are. you have a talent for creating difficult situations.	I do?
it's utterly beautiful.  i wish i could be creative.	You are. You have a talent for creating difficult situations.
from his landlord -- once a month.	It's utterly beautiful.  I wish I could be creative.
i'll trade you -- my feminine intuition for a bed for the night.	I'd be no better than Thorwald, to refuse.
a mark cross overnight case, anyway. compact, but ample enough.	I'll trade you -- my feminine intuition for a bed for the night.
that's a suitcase?	A Mark Cross overnight case, anyway. Compact, but ample enough.
you said i'd have to live out of one suitcase  i'll bet yours isn't this small?	That's a suitcase?
say anything else, and i'll stay tomorrow night too.	Lisa, I won't be able to give you any --
well that's fine, but i only have one bed, and --	Say anything else, and I'll stay tomorrow night too.
i have the whole weekend off.	Well that's fine, but I only have one bed, and --
you'll have to clear that through my landlord --	I have the whole weekend off.
night. i'm going to stay with you.	You'll have to clear that through my landlord --
we have all -- what?	Night. I'm going to stay with you.
don't rush me. we have all night.	We have all -- what?
don't be too hard on him. he's a steady worker. i wish he'd get there, though.	Don't rush me. We have all night.
i'd like to see your friend's face when we tell him. he doesn't sound like much of a detective.	Don't be too hard on him. He's a steady worker. I wish he'd get there, though.
still -- those witnesses.	We'll agree they saw a woman -- but she wasn't Mrs. Thorwald. -- That is, yet.
well, i have a pat rebuttal for mr. doyle -- that couldn't be mrs. thorwald -- or i don't know women.	Still -- those witnesses.
that's what the witnesses told him.	Well, I have a pat rebuttal for Mr. Doyle -- that couldn't be Mrs. Thorwald -- or I don't know women.
that mrs. thorwald left at six ayem yesterday with her husband?	That's what the witnesses told him.
i'm with you, sweetie, but detective thomas j. doyle has a pat answer for that.	That Mrs. Thorwald left at six ayem yesterday with her husband?
basic equipment. you don't leave it behind in your husband's drawer in your favorite handbag.	I'm with you, sweetie, but Detective Thomas J. Doyle has a pat answer for that.
inside stuff?	Basic equipment. You don't leave it behind in your husband's drawer in your favorite handbag.
they do not! and they don't leave it behind them. a woman going anywhere but the hospital would always take makeup, perfume and jewelry.	Inside stuff?
do they hide it in their husband's clothes?	They do not! And they don't leave it behind them. A woman going anywhere but the hospital would always take makeup, perfume and jewelry.
but only her husband would know that.  and the jewelry! women don't keep all their jewelry in a purse, all tangled, getting scratched and twisted up.	Do they hide it in their husband's clothes?
because she didn't know she was going on a trip -- and where she was going she wouldn't need a handbag.	But only her husband would know that.  And the jewelry! Women don't keep all their jewelry in a purse, all tangled, getting scratched and twisted up.
a woman has a favorite handbag -- it always hangs on her bedpost where she can get at it. then she takes a trip and leaves it behind. why?	Because she didn't know she was going on a trip -- and where she was going she wouldn't need a handbag.
lisa -- i can't guess what you're thinking.	A woman has a favorite handbag -- it always hangs on her bedpost where she can get at it. Then she takes a trip and leaves it behind. Why?
women aren't that unpredictable.	Lisa -- I can't guess what you're thinking.
what doesn't?	Women aren't that unpredictable.
it doesn't make sense to me.	What doesn't?
something on your mind, lisa?	It doesn't make sense to me.
not a word. he was going to check on the railroad station, and the trunk. he must be still on it.	Something on your mind, Lisa?
and you, and you friend doyle --  did you hear from him again -- since he left?	Not a word. He was going to check on the railroad station, and the trunk. He must be still on it.
thinking about thorwald?	And you, and you friend Doyle --  Did you hear from him again -- since he left?
all day long i've tried to keep my mind on work.	Thinking about Thorwald?
well, i guess it's safe to put on some lights now.	Not yet!
he will. all his things are still piled on the bed.	Well, I guess it's safe to put on some lights now.
suppose he doesn't come back again?	He will. All his things are still piled on the bed.
i don't know.	Suppose he doesn't come back again?
i wonder where he's going now?	I don't know.
i never saw him ask her for advise before.  but she volunteered plenty.	I wonder where he's going now?
someone not his wife?	I never saw him ask her for advise before.  But she volunteered plenty.
he had it hidden in the dresser! well, at least it was in there. he took it out, went to the phone and called somebody long distance. -- his wife's jewelry was in the handbag. and something about it worried him. he was asking somebody advice over the phone.	Someone not his wife?
what about it?	He had it hidden in the dresser! Well, at least it was in there. He took it out, went to the phone and called somebody long distance. -- His wife's jewelry was in the handbag. And something about it worried him. He was asking somebody advice over the phone.
that alligator bag his wife had on the bedpost --	What about it?
he was just laying all his things out on one of the beds! coats, suits, shirts, sox, even his wife's --	That alligator bag his wife had on the bedpost --
it doesn't seem to be in any hurry.	He was just laying all his things out on one of the beds! Coats, suits, shirts, sox, even his wife's --
to get on home.	All right -- but what's he doing now?
okay, chief. what's my next assignment.	To get on home.
what's the apartment house number?	125 West Ninth Street.
the name on the second floor rear mailbox reads mr. and mrs. lars, that's l-a-r-s, lars thorwald.	What's the apartment house number?
don't you see how silly you're being?	Okay, Lisa -- probably you're right. He's probably in the bedroom now, entertaining his wife with the indian rope trick. I'll admit to criminal insanity. Now when do I start the cure?
no comment.	Don't you see how silly you're being?
that's where he's being clever. acting nonchalant.	And that's where you're not being clever. He wouldn't parade his crime in front of the open shades.
jeff, do you think a murderer would let you see all that? that he shouldn't keep his shades down and hide behind them?	That's where he's being clever. Acting nonchalant.
yeah.	Jeff, do you think a murderer would let you see all that? That he shouldn't keep his shades down and hide behind them?
you could see that he did because he had the shades in his apartment up, and walked along the corridor, and the streets and the backyard?	Yeah.
what are you getting at?	You could see that he did because he had the shades in his apartment up, and walked along the corridor, and the streets and the backyard?
you could see all the things he did, couldn't you?	What are you getting at?
it's pretty hard to stay away from that word isn't is?	You could see all the things he did, couldn't you?
maybe he's leaving his wife. i don't know, and i don't care. lots of people have saws, knives and ropes around their houses. lots of men don't speak to their wives all day. lots of wives nag, and men hate them, and trouble starts -- but very, very, very few of them end up in murder -- if that's what you're thinking.	It's pretty hard to stay away from that word isn't is?
there is -- i've seen things through that window! bickering, family fights, mysterious trips at night, knives, saws, rope -- and since last evening, not a sight or sound of his wife! now you tell me where she is and what she's doing!	Maybe he's leaving his wife. I don't know, and I don't care. Lots of people have saws, knives and ropes around their houses. Lots of men don't speak to their wives all day. Lots of wives nag, and men hate them, and trouble starts -- but very, very, very few of them end up in murder -- if that's what you're thinking.
there's nothing to see.	There is -- I've seen things through that window! Bickering, family fights, mysterious trips at night, knives, saws, rope -- and since last evening, not a sight or sound of his wife! Now you tell me where she is and what she's doing!
lisa, please!	There's nothing to see.
she could be under sedatives, sleeping.  he's in the room now.	Lisa, please!
where's the doctor -- the undertakers?	She could be under sedatives, sleeping.  He's in the room now.
maybe she died.	Where's the doctor -- the undertakers?
a lot of things. she's an invalid who needs constant care -- and yet the husband nor anyone else has been in there all day.	Maybe she died.
what makes you think something's wrong with her?	A lot of things. She's an invalid who needs constant care -- and yet the husband nor anyone else has been in there all day.
i want to find out what's wrong with the salesman's wife. does that make me sound like a madman?	What makes you think something's wrong with her?
what is it you're looking for?	I want to find out what's wrong with the salesman's wife. Does that make me sound like a madman?
you'd better before you catch the disease!	What is it you're looking for?
i don't know what you consider it -- but if you don't stop it, i'm getting out of here.	You'd better before you catch the disease!
do you think i consider this recreation?	I don't know what you consider it -- but if you don't stop it, I'm getting out of here.
sitting around, looking out a window to kill time, is one thing -- but doing it the way you are --  -- with, with binoculars, and with wild opinions about every little movement you see -- is, is diseased!	Do you think I consider this recreation?
now, lisa --	Sitting around, looking out a window to kill time, is one thing -- but doing it the way you are --  -- with, with binoculars, and with wild opinions about every little movement you see -- is, is diseased!
jeff -- if you could only see yourself.	Now, Lisa --
what do you think?	Something too frightful to utter.
i wouldn't dare answer that.	Lisa -- there's something terribly wrong.
why hasn't he gone into his wife's bedroom all day?	I wouldn't dare answer that.
nothing, thank heaven.	Why hasn't he gone into his wife's bedroom all day?
what's interesting about a butcher's knife and a small saw wrapped up in a newspaper?	Nothing, thank heaven.
homework. it's more interesting.	What's interesting about a butcher's knife and a small saw wrapped up in a newspaper?
not that salesman's wife. and why didn't he go to work today?	Homework. It's more interesting.
he likes the way his wife welcomes him home.	Not that salesman's wife. And why didn't he go to work today?
why would a man leave his apartment three times, on a rainy night, with a suitcase? and come back three times?	He likes the way his wife welcomes him home.
tell me about it.	Why would a man leave his apartment three times, on a rainy night, with a suitcase? And come back three times?
so do i.	Tell me about it.
i have one now.	So do I.
don't you ever have any problems?	I have one now.
your mind is. and when i want a man, i want all of him.	Don't you ever have any problems?
i'm not exactly on the other side of the room.	Your mind is. And when I want a man, I want all of him.
can't we just sort of keep things status quo?	Without any future?
you mean "goodnight."	I mean what I said.
not quite -- it seems.  goodbye, jeff.	You mean "goodnight."
there's nothing wrong with you, lisa. you have the town in the palm of your hand.	Not quite -- it seems.  Goodbye, Jeff.
and it's deflating to find out that the only way i can be part of it -- is to take out a subscription to your magazine. i guess i'm not the girl i thought i was.	There's nothing wrong with you, Lisa. You have the town in the palm of your hand.
you don't think either one of us could ever change?	Right now, it doesn't seem so.
jeff, you don't have to be deliberately repulsive just to impress me i'm wrong.	If anything, I'm making it sound good.  Let's face it, Lisa... you aren't made for that kind of a life. Few people are.
huh? try and find a raincoat in brazil. even when it isn't raining  lisa, on this job you carry one suitcase. your home is the available transportation. you sleep rarely, bathe even less, and sometime the food you even look at when they were alive!	Jeff, you don't have to be deliberately repulsive just to impress me I'm wrong.
three.	Well, they'd be very stylish in Finland -- just before you froze to death. Begin to get the idea?
those high heels would be a lot of use in the jungle -- and those nylons and six-ounce lingerie --	Three.
ever get shot at, run over, sandbagged at night because people got unfavorable publicity from your camera?	Those high heels would be a lot of use in the jungle -- and those nylons and six-ounce lingerie --
oh, i do that all the time. whenever i have a few minutes after lunch.	Ever get shot at, run over, sandbagged at night because people got unfavorable publicity from your camera?
you might have to, if you went with me. ever try to keep warm in a c-54, at fifteen thousand feet, at twenty below zero?	Oh, I do that all the time. Whenever I have a few minutes after lunch.
of course not.	You might have to, if you went with me. Ever try to keep warm in a C-54, at fifteen thousand feet, at twenty below zero?
did you ever eat fish heads and rice?	Of course not.
lisa! shut up!	Did you ever eat fish heads and rice?
you can't fit in here -- i can't fit in there. according to you, people should be born, live an die on the same --	Lisa! Shut up!
lisa, simmer down -- will you?	You can't fit in here -- I can't fit in there. According to you, people should be born, live an die on the same --
all right. that's your opinion. you're entitled to it, but --	It's ridiculous for you to say that it can only be done by a special, private little group of anointed people.
what is it but traveling from one place to another, taking pictures? it's just like being a tourist on an endless vacation.	All right. That's your opinion. You're entitled to it, but --
some people can. now if you'll let me explain --	What is it but traveling from one place to another, taking pictures? It's just like being a tourist on an endless vacation.
it doesn't make sense to me. what's so different about it here from over there, or any place you go, that one person couldn't live in both places just as easily?	Some people can. Now if you'll let me explain --
there's nothing i'm hiding. it's just that --	It doesn't make sense to me. What's so different about it here from over there, or any place you go, that one person couldn't live in both places just as easily?
if you're saying all this just because you don't want to tell me the truth, because you're hiding something from me, then maybe i can understand --	There's nothing I'm hiding. It's just that --
almost as if it were being written especially for us.	No wonder he's having so much trouble with it.
i think it's enchanting.	Almost as if it were being written especially for us.
oh... some songwriter. in the studio apartment. lives alone. probably had an unhappy marriage.	I think it's enchanting.
how can you tell that -- from here?	You said it resembled my apartment, didn't you?
she's not in love with him -- or any of them.	How can you tell that -- from here?
well, she picked the most prosperous looking one.	She's not in love with him -- or any of them.
not exactly -- but we have a little apartment here that's probably about as popular as yours.  you, of course, remember miss torso.	Well, she picked the most prosperous looking one.
oh? you can see my apartment all the way up on 63rd street?	Not exactly -- but we have a little apartment here that's probably about as popular as yours.  You, of course, remember Miss Torso.
miss lonely hearts. at least that's something you'll never have to worry about.	Oh? You can see my apartment all the way up on 63rd street?
that's what is know as "manless melancholia."	Miss Lonely Hearts. At least that's something you'll never have to worry about.
i could see you looking handsome and successful in a dark blue flannel suit.	Let's not talk any more nonsense, huh?
that's what i'm afraid of.  could you see me -- driving down to the fashion salon in a jeep -- wearing combat boots and a three day beard?	I could see you looking handsome and successful in a dark blue flannel suit.
don't laugh. -- i could do it!	That's what I'm afraid of.  Could you see me -- driving down to the fashion salon in a jeep -- wearing combat boots and a three day beard?
for yourself -- and me.  i could get you a dozen assignments tomorrow... fashion, portraits --	Don't laugh. -- I could do it!
for what?	For yourself -- and me.  I could get you a dozen assignments tomorrow... fashion, portraits --
yes.	For what?
you mean leave the magazine?	Yes.
make the one you want.	You mean leave the magazine?
i wish there was one i wanted.	Make the one you want.
jeff -- isn't it time you came home? you could pick your assignment.	I wish there was one I wanted.
how could i run it from say -- pakistan?	Jeff -- isn't it time you came home? You could pick your assignment.
someday you might want to open up your own studio here.	How could I run it from say -- Pakistan?
that's good news.	Someday you might want to open up your own studio here.
you can't buy that kind of publicity.	That's good news.
tell me -- what was slim hayward wearing?	She looked very cool. She had on a mint green --
not a bit. i was all morning in a sales meeting. then over to the waldorf for a quick drink with madame dufresne -- just over from paris. with some spy reports. back to the "21" for lunch with the harper's bazaar people -- that's when i ordered dinner. then two fall showings -- twenty blocks apart. then i had to have a cocktail with leland and slim hayward -- we're trying to get his next show.  then i had to dash back and change.	Tell me -- what was Slim Hayward wearing?
tired?	Not a bit. I was all morning in a sales meeting. Then over to the Waldorf for a quick drink with Madame Dufresne -- just over from Paris. With some spy reports. Back to the "21" for lunch with the Harper's Bazaar people -- that's when I ordered dinner. Then two Fall showings -- twenty blocks apart. Then I had to have a cocktail with Leland and Slim Hayward -- we're trying to get his next show.  Then I had to dash back and change.
what a day i've had!	Tired?
yeah -- i want to get this thing off and get moving.	Well, I'm going to make this a week you'll never forget.
i couldn't think of anything more boring and tiresome than what you've been through. and the last week must be the hardest.	Yeah -- I want to get this thing off and get moving.
fine. corkscrew's on the right.	I couldn't think of anything more boring and tiresome than what you've been through. And the last week must be the hardest.
big enough?	Fine. Corkscrew's on the right.
what would you think of starting off with dinner at the "21"?	You have, perhaps, an ambulance outside?
i wanted to, jeff.  oh!	What would you think of starting off with dinner at the "21"?
now that's no way to spend your hard- earned money!	I wanted to, Jeff.  Oh!
it's cracked -- and you never use it. and it's too ornate. i'm sending up a plain, flat silver one -- with just your initials engraved.	Now that's no way to spend your hard- earned money!
picked it up in shanghai -- which has also seen better days.	It's cracked -- and you never use it. And it's too ornate. I'm sending up a plain, flat silver one -- with just your initials engraved.
it's opening night of the last depressing week of l. b. jefferies in a cast.	Hasn't been any big demand for tickets.
it's just a run-of-the-mill monday. the calendar's loaded with them.	It's opening night of the last depressing week of L. B. Jefferies in a cast.
going on right here. it's a big night.	It's just a run-of-the-mill Monday. The calendar's loaded with them.
something big going on somewhere?	Going on right here. It's a big night.
we sell a dozen a day in this price range.	Who buys them? Tax collectors?
that dress should be listed on the stock exchange.	We sell a dozen a day in this price range.
-- a steal at eleven hundred dollars.	That dress should be listed on the stock exchange.
depends on the quote. let's see -- there's the plane tickets over, import duties, hidden taxes, profit markups --	-- A steal at eleven hundred dollars.
the lisa fremont who never wears the same dress twice?	Only because it's expected of her.
anything else bothering you?	Uh-huh.
not too active.	Anything else bothering you?
and you love life?	Not too active.
empty as a football.	And you love life?
and your stomach?	Empty as a football.
mmmm -- hurts a little.	And your stomach?
how's your leg?	Mmmm -- hurts a little.
chelsea 2-5598.	Two minutes.
phone number?	Chelsea 2-5598.
l. b. jefferies.	Phone number?
your name?	L. B. Jefferies.
a man is assaulting a woman at one two five west ninth street. second floor rear. make it fast.	Your name?
what's happening?	Good luck, Buzz.
feel okay?	Give me some dirt.
buzzie--we better get out of here.	What's eating you, Judy?  You want him alive?
i heard about it.  you're lucky he lived.	They always live.
nobody chickened.	I heard about it.  You're lucky he lived.
i'm glad they let you out.	Nobody chickened.
friend of yours?	I'm glad they let you out.
a new disease.	Friend of yours?
what's that?	A new disease.
wanna make the colored lights go around and around?	What's that?
steady marlon!	Wanna make the colored lights go around and around?
buzz?  what are we doing this for?	We got to do something.  Don't we?
i like you, you know?	Buzz?  What are we doing this for?
yeah.	I like you, you know?
this is the edge, boy.  this is the end.	Yeah.
sure.  it's fine.	Okay.
hi.	Glad to meet you.
buzz gundersen.	Hi.
jim stark.	Buzz Gundersen.
what you say your name was?	Jim Stark.
stay there.	What you say your name was?
just him.	Stay there.
where can we meet?	Know the Millertown bluff?
you satisfied or you want more?	How 'bout you?  Say the word and you're cold, Jack--you're dead.
machismo?	Somebody find him a knife.
i thought only punks fought with knives.	Who's fighting?  This is the test, man.  It's a crazy game.
what?	Chicken?
meaning me?	What?
i'm cute, too.	Meaning me?
hey, he's real abstract and different.	I'm cute, too.
you watch too much television.	Hey, he's real abstract and different.
what?	You watch too much television.
you know something?	What?
any other entrance?	Down in back.
smashed the front door.	Any other entrance?
how'd he get in?	Smashed the front door.
we got a cookaboo inside.  he wounded some kid earlier.	How'd he get in?
we heard firing.  he get anybody? you alone?	We got a cookaboo inside.  He wounded some kid earlier.
no.	Then shut your mouth before your guts run out!
you still want to go home, moose?	No.
that maid saw us.  she could identify us too.	You still want to go home, Moose?
hang loose.  we got all night.	That maid saw us.  She could identify us too.
what time is it?	Hang loose.  We got all night.
crunch--my father's--you going to kill him?	You clean out of your head?  Come on!
no.  we're going to bring him down.	Crunch--my father's--You going to kill him?
i think i should go home.	No.  We're going to bring him down.
he's going to cheese, i tell you. nobody arrested him!	I think I should go home.
no--	He's going to cheese, I tell you. Nobody arrested him!
you see any cops?	No--
nothing, crunch.  they picked him up like the rest of--	You see any cops?
what's he going to pull--	Nothing, Crunch.  They picked him up like the rest of--
he depended on me.	And you can depend on me, son. Trust me.  Whatever comes we'll face it together, I swear.
son--this is all happening so fast--	You better give me something, Dad. You better give me something  Mom?
you'll learn as you get a little older, jim.	I don't want to learn that!
you know you did wrong.  that's the main thing, isn't it?	No!  It's nothing!  Just nothing! You always told me to tell the truth.  You think you can just turn that off?
will you wait a minute?	You don't want me to go.
except yourself!	Will you wait a minute?
i don't think so--	Well--
are you listening to me?  you're involved in this!  i want to go to the police and tell them i was mixed up in this thing tonight?	You what?
you're absolutely right!	Are you listening to me?  You're involved in this!  I want to go to the police and tell them I was mixed up in this thing tonight?
that's not what i mean.  i've never done anything right.  i've been going around with my head in a sling for years...i don't want to drag you into this but i can't help it.  i don't think i can prove anything by going around pretending i'm tough any more, so maybe you look like one thing but you still feel like another.	You're absolutely right!
well, just get it off your chest, son.	That's not what I mean.  I've never done anything right.  I've been going around with my head in a sling for years...I don't want to drag you into this but I can't help it.  I don't think I can prove anything by going around pretending I'm tough any more, so maybe you look like one thing but you still feel like another.
will you let him tell it!	She never wants to hear.  She doesn't care!
sure--there was a bad accident there.  they showed the pictures on t.v.	I was in it.
i'm in terrible trouble.--you know that big high bluff near miller- town junction?	Sure--there was a bad accident there.  They showed the pictures on T.V.
go ahead.	I'm in terrible trouble.--You know that big high bluff near Miller- town Junction?
ten years?  now, dad--i need an answer now!	I just want to show you how foolish you are.  When you're older you'll laugh at yourself for thinking this is so important--
you know i never stop you from anything.  believe me--you're at a wonderful age.  in ten years you'll look back on this and wish you were a kid again.	Ten years?  Now, Dad--I need an answer now!
just give me a direct answer!  you going to stop me from going, dad?	You know I never stop you from anything.  Believe me--you're at a wonderful age.  In ten years you'll look back on this and wish you were a kid again.
well, now--	Just give me a direct answer!  You going to stop me from going, Dad?
what can you do when you have to be a man?	Well, now--
we'll make time.  where's some paper.  we'll make a list and if we're still stuck then we ought to get some advice--	What can you do when you have to be a man?
we don't have time.	We'll make time.  Where's some paper.  We'll make a list and if we're still stuck then we ought to get some advice--
listen--nobody should make a snap decision--this isn't something you just--we ought to consider all the pros and cons--	We don't have time.
the kind we've been talking about. can you answer me now?	Listen--nobody should make a snap decision--This isn't something you just--we ought to consider all the pros and cons--
how'd that happen!  what kind of trouble you in?	The kind we've been talking about. Can you answer me now?
blood.	How'd that happen!  What kind of trouble you in?
i wouldn't do anything hasty. let's get a little light on the subject.	Blood.
what would you do, dad?	I wouldn't do anything hasty. Let's get a little light on the subject.
is there some kind of trick answer?	What would you do, Dad?
suppose you knew that you had to do something very dangerous--where you have to prove something you need to know--a question of honor.  would you do it?	Is there some kind of trick answer?
shoot, jimbo.	Suppose you knew that you had to do something very dangerous--where you have to prove something you need to know--a question of honor.  Would you do it?
hey--i want to ask you something.	Shoot, Jimbo.
i'm not hungry.	Hey--I want to ask you something.
listen--i took a steak out of the freezer.  i thought we could have a real old-fashioned stag party--just the two of us, what do you say?	I'm not hungry.
yes.	Listen--I took a steak out of the freezer.  I thought we could have a real old-fashioned stag party--just the two of us, what do you say?
you awake?	Yes.
that's funny!	I better clean this up before she sees it.
yeah!  shh!	That's funny!
and you dropped it?	Yeah!  Shh!
it's just this get-up.  the girl's out and i was bringing mom's supper.	And you dropped it?
yeah!	It's just this get-up.  The girl's out and I was bringing Mom's supper.
you thought i was mom?	Yeah!
sure--  you know something?  i have a feeling we're going to stay here.	And listen--watch out about the pals you choose--Know what I mean? Don't let them choose you--
so long, young fella.  knock 'em dead, like your old man used to!	Sure--  You know something?  I have a feeling we're going to stay here.
you make any sandwiches?	My first day of school, mother'd make me eat and by golly I could never even swallow till recess--
mother--	You make any sandwiches?
you buy me many things.  thank you.	Not just buy!  You hear all this talk about not lovely your kids enough.  We give you love and affection, don't we?
you mind if i try?  you have to slam the door in my face?  i try to get to him--what happens?  don't i give you everything you want?  a bicycle--you get a bicycle. a car--	You buy me many things.  Thank you.
you can't protect me.	You mind if I try?  You have to slam the door in my face?  I try to get to him--what happens?  Don't I give you everything you want?  A bicycle--you get a bicycle. A car--
hold it, jim.	You can't protect me.
tell him why we moved here.	Hold it, Jim.
you sure?	I think I know my son.
go on--give 'em to your friends.	No--thanks, very much, Mr. Stark.
no thanks, i don't smoke.	Go on--Give 'em to your friends.
have some cigars.	No thanks, I don't smoke.
luck, jim.  don't forget.	Have some cigars.
excuse us a minute?	Sure.  Sure.
sorry.	What about you, Jim?  Got anything to say for yourself?
whoa!  whoa!  i know you're a little upset but--	Sorry.
he's a minor, mr. stark, and it looks to me like he had more than a little drink.	Say, listen--
no.  i definitely don't.  i did the sa--	He's a minor, Mr. Stark, and it looks to me like he had more than a little drink.
you don't?	No.  I definitely don't.  I did the sa--
i don't see what's so bad about taking a little drink.	You don't?
frank!	Stay here.  That was my son!
is he there?	No, honey.  No, he's not here.
who's there?  anyone there?	Open it.
i still think you should go down.	Who's there?  Anyone there?
see?  it stopped.	I still think you should go down.
look--just relax, will you?	See?  It stopped.
are you going down there?	Look--just relax, will you?
he's home.  i heard the car.	Are you going down there?
i don't know.  first i thought it was jim but--	He's home.  I heard the car.
what's that pounding?	I don't know.  First I thought it was Jim but--
frank?  i'm frightened.	What's that pounding?
i'm just explaining what you mean! you can't be an idealist all your life!  nobody thanks you for sticking your neck out!	That's right!
are you going to preach now?  are we going to have a sermon?	I'm just explaining what you mean! You can't be an idealist all your life!  Nobody thanks you for sticking your neck out!
look jim.  far be it from me to tell you what to do, but there's--	Are you going to preach now?  Are we going to have a sermon?
no!	Did anyone see you there?  I mean did they get your license number or anything?
i guess when i nearly died giving birth to you--that shows how much i don't care!	Just relax, please relax!
was it because we went to that party?  you know what kind of drunken brawls those parties turn into-- it's no place for kids.	A minute ago you said you didn't care if he drinks.
i was talking to jim.	Let me just explain to you--we just moved here, y'understand?  The kid has no friends yet and--
he's just loaded, honey.	I was talking to Jim.
can't you answer?  what's the matter with you anyhow?	He's just loaded, honey.
really, frank?  when was that?	Listen--can't you wait till we get home?
i guess i cut pretty loose in my day too.	Really, Frank?  When was that?
oh, mrs. crawford don't believe in them!	Well maybe she better start.
they not together, sir.  we don't see him in a long time now.	Do you hear from him, son?
she keep it to protect herself, sir. she scared without a man in the house.	Where's your mother tonight, Plato?
yes, sir.	Come with me, John.
john crawford?	Yes, sir.
you know if the boy ever talked to a psychiatrist?	Head-shrinker?
where did you get the gun?	In my mother's drawer.
i don't know.  end up in the electric chair?	Where did you get the gun?
what do you think's going to happen, you do things like that?	I don't know.  End up in the electric chair?
no, sir.  i just went next door to look at them like i always do. they were nursing on their mother and i did it.  i guess i'm just no good?	What do you think's going to happen, you do things like that?
can you tell me why you killed the puppies, plato?	No, sir.  I just went next door to look at them like I always do. They were nursing on their mother and I did it.  I guess I'm just no good?
do you know why you shot those puppies, john?  is that what they call you or do you have a nickname?	Plato.
i'll wait for him.	Why don't you come back tomorrow, son?  Ever been booked before?
come back tomorrow.	I'll wait for him.
my parents know i'm out.  they know i'm here.	Come back tomorrow.
he's not here.  he's not at juvenile hall.  i don't know where he is.  he's out on a call and he'll be out all night.  how old are you?	My parents know I'm out.  They know I'm here.
i think his first name's ray--i have to see him.  it's very important.	What's the charge?
excuse me--but--you know where i can find--i mean i don't remember his last name--	Look--can't you see I'm writing?
plato!	Keep away from me!  I don't believe you anymore!
those aren't my friends.  make them go away.	Ray!  Will you tell these guys to move back?
but you didn't hurt anybody.	Those aren't my friends.  Make them go away.
i shot at one of them.	But you didn't hurt anybody.
just a guard.	I shot at one of them.
who's that?	Just a guard.
they like you.  okay?	Come on!
why?	They like you.  Okay?
friends never break promises, do they?  okay.  here.  now listen.  there are a lot of people outside and they all want you to be safe.  you understand that?  they said i could come in and bring you out.	Why?
you promised to give it back.	Friends never break promises, do they?  Okay.  Here.  Now listen.  There are a lot of people outside and they all want you to be safe.  You understand that?  They said I could come in and bring you out.
you trust me, don't you?  just give it to me for a second.	You promised to give it back.
i need it.	You trust me, don't you?  Just give it to me for a second.
in your pocket.  give it to me.	I need it.
my gun?	In your pocket.  Give it to me.
you want to give me your gun now, plato?	My gun?
what do you think?	You want to give me your gun now, Plato?
can i keep it?	What do you think?
i promise nothing'll happen if you do.  you want my jacket?  it's warm.	Can I keep it?
no.	I promise nothing'll happen if you do.  You want my jacket?  It's warm.
sure i'm sure.  judy's waiting. you ready to come out now?	No.
you sure?	Sure I'm sure.  Judy's waiting. You ready to come out now?
we didn't run out.  we were coming right back.	You sure?
i'm not going to hurt you. plato why did you run out on me?	We didn't run out.  We were coming right back.
here.	Well, stop hiding and stand up.  I can't talk to you if I don't see you.
i just have a feeling.  where are you?	Here.
why?	I just have a feeling.  Where are you?
no.  at dawn.	Why?
you think the end of the world will come at nighttime, jim?	No.  At dawn.
i'm fine.	You think the end of the world will come at nighttime, Jim?
that's swell.  how are you?	I'm fine.
i know.  light a match, will you?	That's swell.  How are you?
i've got a gun.	I know.  Light a match, will you?
boy, i'm blind as a bat!  you got a match?  i'm going to break my neck in here.  where are you?	I've got a gun.
i'm here.	Boy, I'm blind as a bat!  You got a match?  I'm going to break my neck in here.  Where are you?
plato?	I'm here.
you crazy nut!  you crazy, crazy nut!	Get away from me!
your father!	You crazy nut!  You crazy, crazy nut!
i don't want you for my father!	Your father!
plato!	I don't want you for my father!
what you run out on me for!  what you leave me alone for?	Plato!
mom and dad.  i used to be in my crib and i'd listen to them fight.	You remember that far back?  Boy, I can't even remember yesterday.
who?	Mom and Dad.  I used to be in my crib and I'd listen to them fight.
when i was here?  when i ran away. i used to run away a lot but they always took me back.	Who?
when was that?	When I was here?  When I ran away. I used to run away a lot but they always took me back.
i came here before.	When was that?
how do you know so much about this junk, plato?	I had to go to a head-shrinker.  I only went twice though.  My mother said it cost too much, so she went to Hawaii instead.
not lately.	How do you know so much about this junk, Plato?
haven't you noticed your personality splitting?	Not lately.
hey!  how 'bout that!	Haven't you noticed your personality splitting?
isn't he schizoid?	Hey!  How 'bout that!
man, you're schizoid!	I'm what?  What?
let's see how long we can stay under.	Man, you're schizoid!
we'll take it!	Come on!
there's only one key.	We'll take it!
what?	There's only one key.
it's wonderful that you understand so well--and so young too!  you know the most wonderful feature about the nursery?	What?
nobody talks to children!  they just tell them one thing and mean another.	It's wonderful that you understand so well--and so young too!  You know the most wonderful feature about the nursery?
isn't it crazy?	Wowee ow wow!  Let's take it for the summer.
wow!  well now-there-then!	Isn't it crazy?
we're safe here.  i hope.  what do you think?	Wow!  Well now-there-then!
no.  i'm scared.	We're safe here.  I hope.  What do you think?
shut up.  are you nuts?	No.  I'm scared.
come out come out wherever you are!	Shut up.  Are you nuts?
i'm here.  shut up.	Come out come out wherever you are!
hey where'd you go?	I'm here.  Shut up.
help me in!	Hey where'd you go?
judy.	Help me in!
they think you told the police on them.  they--who's in there?	Judy.
we know.	They think you told the police on them.  They--who's in there?
everybody!  crunch and goon and everybody!  i think they're going to kill you.	We know.
yeah?	Everybody!  Crunch and Goon and everybody!  I think they're going to kill you.
they're looking for you!--	Yeah?
how'd you find me?  what's happening?	They're looking for you!--
it's me!	How'd you find me?  What's happening?
who's that!	It's me!
jim!	Who's that!
o.k.  g'night.  i got to pick up my scooter.  see you tomorrow.	Yeah.
hey...you flipped--or something? you better take off...	O.K.  G'night.  I got to pick up my scooter.  See you tomorrow.
if you want to come we could talk and then in the morning we could have breakfast like my dad used to--  gee...if you could only have been my father...we could...	Hey...you flipped--or something? You better take off...
who has?	If you want to come we could talk and then in the morning we could have breakfast like my dad used to--  Gee...if you could only have been my father...we could...
why don't you come home with me?  i mean nobody's home at my house--and i'm not tired, are you?  i don't have many--people i can talk to.	Who has?
i got to go in.  you better get home too.  hey--what?	Why don't you come home with me?  I mean nobody's home at my house--and I'm not tired, are you?  I don't have many--people I can talk to.
my personality's showing again. should i leave?	No.  It's okay.
boy, i bet you'd go to a hanging.	My personality's showing again. Should I leave?
i hitched.	Boy, I bet you'd go to a hanging.
how'd you get here?	I hitched.
what?	What's a chickie-run?
who knows.  plato?	What?
are you really going to meet them?	Who knows.  Plato?
jim--do you think when the end of the world comes it'll be at night?	No.  In the morning.
they're still there!	Jim--Do you think when the end of the world comes it'll be at night?
i'm here.	They're still there!
no.  it's perpetual motion.	Oh, I bet some little guy comes in here at night and pushes it.  Go- go-go!
i saw it.  gee, look at that thing swing, will you?  do you think it never stops?	No.  It's perpetual motion.
he has a knife.	I saw it.  Gee, look at that thing swing, will you?  Do you think it never stops?
i just don't want trouble.	He has a knife.
you scared?	I just don't want trouble.
i know.  that's why i came back.	You scared?
listen, i told you not to fool with them.  now they're waiting for you.	I know.  That's why I came back.
plato.  it's a nickname.	Listen, I told you not to fool with them.  Now they're waiting for you.
jim.  what's yours?	Plato.  It's a nickname.
what's your name!	Jim.  What's yours?
he's a wheel.  so's she.  it's hard to make friends with them.	I don't want to make friends.
what?	He's a wheel.  So's she.  It's hard to make friends with them.
you shouldn't monkey with him.	What?
what?	Once you been up there, you know you been some place!
boy!	What?
no.  i don't think so--	I'm sorry--I made a mistake.
you remember me?	No.  I don't think so--
hi there.	You remember me?
hi.	Hi there.
jimmy, you're very young--and a foolish decision now could wreck your whole life.	Dad--answer her--aren't you going to stand up for me?
do i have to spell it out?	You're not going to use me as an excuse again, Mom.  Every time you can't face yourself you want to move and you say it's because of me or the neighborhood or some other phony excuse.  Now I want to do one thing right and I'm not letting you run away.  Dad?
no!  you're not tearing me loose any more.	Do I have to spell it out?
well, it doesn't matter anyhow-- because we're moving.	No!  You're not tearing me loose any more.
he's not saying that!  he's saying don't volunteer!	Just tell a little white lie?
no!  i don't want you to go to the police!  there were other people and why should you be the only one involved!	But I am involved!  We're all involved, Mom!  A boy was killed! I don't see how we can get out of that by pretending it didn't happen!
what's that got to do with it?	Why should you be the only one.
what about the other boys--do you think they'll go to the police?	What's that got to do with it?
good lord!	I can't keep it to myself anymore--
i told you dad, it was a question of honor.  they called me chicken-- you know, chicken!  i had to go or i would never have been able to face any of those kids again.  so i got in one of these cars and a boy called buzz got in the other.  we had to drive fast and jump before the cars went over the edge of the bluff.  i got out okay but buzz didn't.  he was killed.	Good Lord!
mom--i'm not--	And you wanted him to make a list!
do you enjoy doing this to me or what--	Mom--I'm not--
it doesn't matter how.  i was driving a stolen car--	Do you enjoy doing this to me or what--
how!	It doesn't matter how.  I was driving a stolen car--
what happened, darling.  we were so worried.  i was going to take a sleeping pill, but i wouldn't till i knew you were home.	I have to talk to someone, Mom.  I have to talk to you both.  And Dad this time you got to give me an answer.
'bye, mom.	Goodbye, dear.
sit down and eat--you'll be late.	It'd stick in my throat, Mom.  I'm nervous or something--
i'm sorry.	All right, darling.
stop tearing me apart!  you say one thing and he says another and then everybody changes back--	That's a fine way to behave!
what?	Stop tearing me apart!  You say one thing and he says another and then everybody changes back--
any time--day or night.  you calmed down enough to go back now?	You serious?
okay--	Any time--day or night.  You calmed down enough to go back now?
here.  look, will you do something for me?  if the pot starts boiling again, will you come and see me before you get yourself in a jam? even if you just want to talk--come in and shoot the breeze.  it's easier sometimes than talking to your folks.	Okay--
boy--if i had one day when i didn't have to be all confused and ashamed of everything--or i felt i belonged some place.	Here.  Look, will you do something for me?  If the pot starts boiling again, will you come and see me before you get yourself in a jam? Even if you just want to talk--come in and shoot the breeze.  It's easier sometimes than talking to your folks.
you got me, jim--but they do.  want some water?	Boy--if I had one day when I didn't have to be all confused and ashamed of everything--or I felt I belonged some place.
how can anyone grow up in this circus?	You got me, Jim--but they do.  Want some water?
i bet you see right through me, don't you?	How can anyone grow up in this circus?
chicken?	I bet you see right through me, don't you?
i mean if he had the guts to knock mom cold once i bet she'd be happy and i bet she'd stop picking.  they make mush out of him.  just mush. one thing i know is i never want to be like him.	Chicken?
"if he could" what?  you mean your father?	I mean if he had the guts to knock Mom cold once I bet she'd be happy and I bet she'd stop picking.  They make mush out of him.  Just mush. One thing I know is I never want to be like him.
if he could--	"If he could" what?  You mean your father?
pretty mixed up?	If he could--
a zoo.  he always wants to be my pal, you know?  but how can i give him anything when he's--i mean i love him and i don't want to hurt him--but i don't know what to do anymore except maybe die.	Pretty mixed up?
what?	A zoo.  He always wants to be my pal, you know?  But how can I give him anything when he's--I mean I love him and I don't want to hurt him--but I don't know what to do anymore except maybe die.
what a zoo!	What?
she eats him alive and he takes it.	What a zoo!
things pretty tough for you at home?	She eats him alive and he takes it.
but you don't think that's a solution.	Things pretty tough for you at home?
they think i'll make friends if we move.  just move and everything'll be roses and sunshine.	But you don't think that's a solution.
so then you moved?	They think I'll make friends if we move.  Just move and everything'll be roses and sunshine.
they never do.	So then you moved?
and your folks didn't understand?	They never do.
he called me chicken.	And your folks didn't understand?
mess that kid up?	He called me chicken.
you were getting a good start in the wrong direction back there. why did you do it?	Mess that kid up?
and they think they are protecting my by moving.	You were getting a good start in the wrong direction back there. Why did you do it?
that why you moved from the last town? 'cause you were in trouble? you can talk about it if you want to--i know about it anyway. routine check.	And they think they are protecting my by moving.
try the desk.	That why you moved from the last town? 'Cause you were in trouble? You can talk about it if you want to--I know about it anyway. Routine check.
all the time!  i don't know what gets into me--but i keep looking for trouble and i always--i swear you better lock me up.  i'm going to smash somebody--i know it.	Try the desk.
you feel like you want to blow your wheels right now?	All the time!  I don't know what gets into me--but I keep looking for trouble and I always--I swear you better lock me up.  I'm going to smash somebody--I know it.
i just get so--  boy, sometimes the temperature goes way up. ray  okay.  okay.  let it out.	You feel like you want to blow your wheels right now?
go on--don't give me that.  someone giving you hard looks?	I just get so--  Boy, sometimes the temperature goes way up. RAY  Okay.  Okay.  Let it out.
i don't know why--!	Go on--don't give me that.  Someone giving you hard looks?
no.	I don't know why--!
leave me alone.	No.
sure it is.  you want to bug us till we have to lock you up.  why?	Leave me alone.
no.	Sure it is.  You want to bug us till we have to lock you up.  Why?
too bad you didn't connect.  you could have gone to juvenile hall. that's what you want, isn't it?	No.
big tough character.  you don't kid me, pal.  how come you're not wearing your boots?	Too bad you didn't connect.  You could have gone to Juvenile Hall. That's what you want, isn't it?
wash up and go home.	Big tough character.  You don't kid me, pal.  How come you're not wearing your boots?
hang loose, boy.  i'm warning you.	Wash up and go home.
get lost.	Hang loose, boy.  I'm warning you.
grandma?	Get lost.
someone should put poison in her epsom salts.	Grandma?
plato!	Just walk over here quietly now-- and there won't be any trouble.
assault with a deadly weapon.	Listen--
cut it out now.  i'm warning you.	Yes, ma'am.
want me to imitate a stupid cop?	Cut it out now.  I'm warning you.
hey!  that's enough static out of you.	Want me to imitate a stupid cop?
sure.  he was trying to make us his family.	They're killing him!
you should have heard him talk about you tonight.  like you were the hero in the china seas.	Sure.  He was trying to make us his family.
he didn't mean it--we shouldn't have left him.  he needed us.	He needed you, maybe.  So do I.
after he tried to shoot you?	He didn't mean it--we shouldn't have left him.  He needed us.
no!  i got to find him.	After he tried to shoot you?
we have to go back!	No!  I got to find him.
no!	We have to go back!
it is for me too.	I love you, Jim.  I really mean it.
i love somebody.  all the time i've been looking for someone to love me and now--i love somebody.  and it's so easy.  why is it easy now?	It is for me too.
it's not going to be lonely, judy. not for you and not for me.	I love somebody.  All the time I've been looking for someone to love me and now--I love somebody.  And it's so easy.  Why is it easy now?
i never felt so clean before.	It's not going to be lonely, Judy. Not for you and not for me.
so do you.	I never felt so clean before.
you smell like baby powder.	So do you.
what?	You smell like baby powder.
funny jimmy.  you're so clean and you--this is silly.	What?
you disappointed?	Funny Jimmy.  You're so clean and you--this is silly.
is this what it's like to love somebody?	You disappointed?
what a relief!	Is this what it's like to love somebody?
i know already.  we don't have to pretend now.	What a relief!
there's something i should tell you, judy.	I know already.  We don't have to pretend now.
you don't need to do that.	There's something I should tell you, Judy.
here we are-- out of cigarettes-- junior's in the nurs'ry-- see how late it gets--	You don't need to do that.
are you?	Here we are-- out of cigarettes-- Junior's in the nurs'ry-- See how late it gets--
maybe he's scared of the dark.	Are you?
i don't know--you just are. leaving a light for plato.  that was nice.	Maybe he's scared of the dark.
why?	I don't know--you just are. Leaving a light for Plato.  That was nice.
your hand's all wet and it's shaky.  you're so funny.	Why?
what?	Your hand's all wet and it's shaky.  You're so funny.
hi.	What?
hi.	Hi.
want to read any books?  take your pick!  isn't this the craziest?	Hi.
i don't know.	Should we explore?
how many rooms do you think there are?	I don't know.
not exactly.  it's certainly huge.	How many rooms do you think there are?
ever been in a place like this before?	Not exactly.  It's certainly huge.
you can't talk underwater!	I bet you hear everything I say!
of course.  drown them like puppies.	See, we're very modern.
well--we're newlyweds.	There's just one thing.  What about--
you see, we've just--oh, you tell him, darling.  i'm so embarrassed i could die!	Well--we're newlyweds.
why don't we just rent it for the season?	You see, we've just--oh, you tell him, darling.  I'm so embarrassed I could die!
no--come on.  should we rent or are we in a buying mood, dear?	You decide, darling.  Remember our budget.
oh, jim!	No--come on.  Should we rent or are we in a buying mood, dear?
you can trust me, judy.	I feel as if I'm walking under water.
listen!  i know a place!  plato showed me before.  an old deserted mansion near the planetarium  would you go with me?	You can trust me, Judy.
i'm never going back.	Listen!  I know a place!  PLATO showed me before.  An old deserted mansion near the planetarium  Would you go with me?
where can we go?  i can't go back into that zoo.	I'm never going back.
i don't know, but we can't stay here.	Where can we go?  I can't go back into that zoo.
where you going?	I don't know, but we can't stay here.
your lips are soft when you kiss.	Where you going?
i felt like it.	Your lips are soft when you kiss.
why did you do that?	I felt like it.
awful?  no.  it's just lonely. it's the loneliest time.	Why did you do that?
so have i.  but i've never been in love.  isn't that awful?	Awful?  No.  It's just lonely. It's the loneliest time.
sure.  lots of times.	So have I.  But I've never been in love.  Isn't that awful?
have you ever gone with anyone who--	Sure.  Lots of times.
i'm getting that way, too.	Have you ever gone with anyone who--
why?	I'm getting that way, too.
i don't think you trust anybody, do you?	Why?
if you knew me you wouldn't say that.	I don't think you trust anybody, do you?
why'd you get mixed up with them? you don't have to prove anything.	If you knew me you wouldn't say that.
i'm sorry i treated you mean today. you shouldn't believe what i say when i'm with the kids.  nobody acts sincere.	Why'd you get mixed up with them? You don't have to prove anything.
like even today.  i woke up this morning, you know?  and the sun was shining and everything was nice. then the first thing that happens is i see you and i thought this is going to be one terrific day so you better live it up, boy, 'cause tomorrow maybe you'll be nothing.	I'm sorry I treated you mean today. You shouldn't believe what I say when I'm with the kids.  Nobody acts sincere.
no.	Every day I look in the mirror and say, "What?  You still here?" Man!
no?  why not?  you know something?  sometimes i figure i'll never live to see my next birthday.  isn't that dumb?	No.
neither can i.	No?  Why not?  You know something?  Sometimes I figure I'll never live to see my next birthday.  Isn't that dumb?
i swear, sometimes, you just want to hold onto somebody!  judy, what am i going to do?  i can't go home again.	Neither can I.
even if i'm near a fire, i'm cold. i guess just about everybody's cold.	I swear, sometimes, you just want to hold onto somebody!  Judy, what am I going to do?  I can't go home again.
you cold?	Even if I'm near a fire, I'm cold. I guess just about everybody's cold.
i'm numb.	You cold?
you still pretty upset?	I'm numb.
no--i was just--maybe--	I tried to call you before. JUDY I thought so.
you were looking for me, weren't you?	No--I was just--maybe--
it doesn't matter to them.	You were looking for me, weren't you?
they saw where i jumped!  i didn't chicken!  what do i have to do-- kill myself?	It doesn't matter to them.
they'll be looking for you.	They saw where I jumped!  I didn't chicken!  What do I have to do-- kill myself?
goodbye!  see you!	I'm not so bad.
a what?	Goodbye!  See you!
i'll bet you're a real yo yo.	A what?
oh.	I'll bet you're a real yo yo.
the kids take me.	Oh.
yeah.  so where's the high school?	University and 10th--Want to carry my books?
dig the square wardrobe!	Yeah.  So where's the high school?
yeah--why--	Dig the square wardrobe!
you going there?	Yeah--why--
where's dawson high school?	You going there?
you're really flipped--aren't you.	Where's Dawson High School?
won't mother be proud.	You're really flipped--aren't you.
see, i'm new.	Won't mother be proud.
who lives?	See, I'm new.
where i saw you.  everything going okay now?  you live around here?	Who lives?
where what was.	Where I saw you.  Everything going okay now?  You live around here?
"life can be beautiful." hey, i know where it was.	Where what was.
"life is crushing in on me."	"Life can be beautiful." Hey, I know where it was.
see?	"Life is crushing in on me."
now that's true!	See?
you don't have to be unfriendly.	Now that's true!
bully for you.	You don't have to be unfriendly.
hi.  i saw you before.	Bully for you.
hi, plato!	Hi.
i did?  well, he might as well be dead.  what's the difference?	It's all right.
he's dead.  he was a hero in the china sea. jim you told me he's a big wheel in new york!	I did?  Well, he might as well be dead.  What's the difference?
plato, where's your father now?	He's dead.  He was a hero in the China Sea. JIM You told me he's a big wheel in New York!
shall i show you the nursery?  it's far away from the rest of the house. if you have children--oh i hate the word!--or if you decide to adopt one--they can carry on and you'll never even notice.  in fact, if you lock them in you never have to see them again, much less talk to them.	Talk to them!  Heavens!
children?  well, we really don't encourage them.  they're so noisy and troublesome, don't you agree?	Yes.  And so terribly annoying when they cry.  I just don't know what to do when they cry, do you dear?
don't give it a thought.  only three million dollars a month!	Oh, we can manage that!  I'll scrimp and save and work my fingers to the bone...
want to finish my hamburger?  i only took a bite.	Okay.
maybe next summer he's going to take me hunting with him--and fishing.  i want him to teach me how and i bet he won't get mad if i goof.  his name's jim.  it's really james but he likes jim more.  people he really likes--he lets call him "jamie."	Want to finish my hamburger?  I only took a bite.
well, that's the main thing--don't you think so?	Maybe next summer he's going to take me hunting with him--and fishing.  I want him to teach me how and I bet he won't get mad if I goof.  His name's Jim.  It's really James but he likes Jim more.  People he really likes--he lets call him "Jamie."
oh, i don't know.  you have to get to know him.  he doesn't say much but when he does you know he means it.  he's sincere.	Well, that's the main thing--don't you think so?
what's he like?	Oh, I don't know.  You have to get to know him.  He doesn't say much but when he does you know he means it.  He's sincere.
yes.  my best friend.	What's he like?
is he your friend?	Yes.  My best friend.
you said you'd call my father.	Goodbye, Judy.  Take it easy.
she's being called for.	You said you'd call my father.
my mother?	She's being called for.
your mother will be down in a few minutes.	My mother?
what?	Your mother will be down in a few minutes.
your mother will be down in a few minutes, judy--	What?
you know where they picked me up! twelfth street!  i wasn't even near there!	Would you like to go home if we can arrange it?  Did you notify the parents?
some kids stomped a man on twelfth street, judy.	You know where they picked me up! Twelfth Street!  I wasn't even near there!
i'll never get close to anybody.	Some kids stomped a man on Twelfth Street, Judy.
do you think you can get back at your dad that way?  i mean sometimes if we can't get as close to somebody as we'd like we have to try making them jealous--so they'll have to pay attention.  did you ever think of that?	I'll never get close to anybody.
no.  i don't even know why i do it.	Do you think you can get back at your Dad that way?  I mean sometimes if we can't get as close to somebody as we'd like we have to try making them jealous--so they'll have to pay attention.  Did you ever think of that?
did you stop to talk to anyone, judy?  do you enjoy that?	No.  I don't even know why I do it.
no.	Did you stop to talk to anyone, Judy?  Do you enjoy that?
you weren't looking for company, were you?	No.
i was just talking a walk.  i tried to call the kids but everybody was out and i couldn't find them.  i hate my life.  i just hate it.	You weren't looking for company, were you?
is that why you were wandering around at one o'clock in the morning?	I was just talking a walk.  I tried to call the kids but everybody was out and I couldn't find them.  I hate my life.  I just hate it.
yes--he started yelling for a handkerchief--screaming.  he grabbed my face and he rubbed all my lipstick off--he rubbed till i thought i wouldn't have any lips left.  and all the time yelling at me--that thing--the thing i told you he called me.  then i ran out of the house.	Is that why you were wandering around at one o'clock in the morning?
that one?	Yes--he started yelling for a handkerchief--screaming.  He grabbed my face and he rubbed all my lipstick off--he rubbed till I thought I wouldn't have any lips left.  And all the time yelling at me--that thing--the thing I told you he called me.  Then I ran out of the house.
yes!  i don't know!  i mean maybe he doesn't mean it but he acts like he does.  we're altogether and we're going to celebrate easter and catch a double bill.  big deal.  so i put on my new dress and i came out and he--	That one?
do you think your father means that?	Yes!  I don't know!  I mean maybe he doesn't mean it but he acts like he does.  We're altogether and we're going to celebrate Easter and catch a double bill.  Big deal.  So I put on my new dress and I came out and he--
he calls me a dirty tramp--my own father!	Do you think your father means that?
he makes you feel pretty unhappy?	He calls me a dirty tramp--my own father!
what makes you think he hates you, judy?	I don't think.  I know.  He looks at me like I'm the ugliest thing in the world.  He doesn't like my friends--he--
he hates me.	What makes you think he hates you, Judy?
what?	He hates me.
he hates me.	What?
judy--we're ready for you now.	He hates me.
i'd like to, that's all.  girls your age don't do that.  you need an explanation?	Girls don't love their father? Since when?  Since I got to be sixteen?
why?	I'd like to, that's all.  Girls your age don't do that.  You need an explanation?
i'm tired, judy.  i'd like to change the subject.	Why?
i guess i just don't understand anything.	I'm tired, Judy.  I'd like to change the subject.
i was talking to dad.	I didn't kiss her so it's a big thing.
you're too old for that kind of stuff, kiddo.  i thought you stopped doing that long ago.	I didn't want to stop.
didn't you forget something?	What?
hi.	Didn't you forget something?
good evening.	Hi.
daddy--	Good evening.
with us old creeps?  come on, we have to eat.	Daddy--
nothing, only it'd be nice to spend an evening together for a change.	With us old creeps?  Come on, we have to eat.
no.  why?	Nothing, only it'd be nice to spend an evening together for a change.
are you and mom home tonight?	No.  Why?
we were romantic then too--	Are you and Mom home tonight?
but the same song.  i think it's fantastic!	We were romantic then too--
we used to sing it in school.  don't look at me with such horror. they had schools in those days.	But the same song.  I think it's fantastic!
how did you know that?	We used to sing it in school.  Don't look at me with such horror. They had schools in those days.
gabriel!	That's for the hundred bucks worth of pay-per-view.  And that's for the two hundred you took outta your minibar.
y'know something, baby? if you were my sister? i'd still want to wake up christmas morning with you...	Mmm, baby. And I'd still want to be the tinsel round your tree...
he'll be dead when he does.	Y'know something, baby? If you were my sister? I'd still want to wake up Christmas morning with you...
he's shown us the setup, he's drawn us the map, he's helped us do the plan. he wants a gun, give him a gun. take the bullets out, whatever, but give him the gun. the more manpower we've got in there, the better. he won't try and make his move till the money's in hand.	He'll be dead when he does.
what, he should see me help you catch him?	He's shown us the setup, he's drawn us the map, he's helped us do the plan. He wants a gun, give him a gun. Take the bullets out, whatever, but give him the gun. The more manpower we've got in there, the better. He won't try and make his move till the money's in hand.
didn't have to send me down a fucking mountain.	What, he should see me help you catch him?
didn't have to hit me so fucking hard. didn't have to throw me outta the goddamn truck.	Didn't have to send me down a fucking mountain.
i've been doing good, though.	Didn't have to hit me so fucking hard. Didn't have to throw me outta the goddamn truck.
one more day, baby. one more day to christmas.	I've been doing good, though.
i can't take watching you touch him. i can't take his hands on you.	One more day, baby. One more day to Christmas.
that's a book, baby.  that's a book of love.	I can't take watching you touch him. I can't take his hands on you.
-- plus the forty to mason... how many letters is that?	That's a book, baby.  That's a book of love.
-- till he fucked his parole --	-- plus the forty to Mason... how many letters is that?
we musta written what, twenty of 'em? and they were before this guy. one, two letters apiece, ten to the racetrack guy in leavenworth --	-- till he fucked his parole --
searching for a money man...	We musta written what, twenty of 'em? And they were before this guy. One, two letters apiece, ten to the racetrack guy in Leavenworth --
to all those cons...	Searching for a money man...
all those letters are about to pay off, baby... all those letters...	To all those cons...
he wants... your "sister"...	...whoever she is.
no, baby. he wants me.	He wants... your "sister"...
he wants the money.	No, baby. He wants me.
gabriel! you said talk to him. that's all you ever said...	We're talking, aren't we?
he'd rather die than be with you, he'd make a fucked-up boyfriend anyway.  bury him all over the place.	NO!
and you promised me you'd get your sweetheart to help!	He'd rather die than be with you, he'd make a fucked-up boyfriend anyway.  Bury him all over the place.
you promised me!	And you promised me you'd get your sweetheart to help!
i promised that when he helped us, we'd be gone! when he helped us! loverboy don't want to play!	You promised me!
gabriel, you promised!	I promised that when he helped us, we'd be gone! When he helped us! Loverboy don't want to play!
is this nick mason!!??	YES!!!
please, gabriel, don't...	IS THIS NICK MASON!!??
is this the fucker you been writing all year!?	Please, Gabriel, don't...
don't hurt him...	Is this the fucker you been writing all year!?
is this him!?	Don't hurt him...
a man of some travels.	GABRIEL, I LOVE HIM!
gabriel!	A man of some travels.
read you're a man of some knowledge.	Gabriel!
what are you doing here?!	Read you're a man of some knowledge.
read a lot about you, nick.	What are you doing here?!
gabriel, let him go --	Read a lot about you, Nick.
you better be here to be good to her, loverboy. 'cause she's been good to you.	Gabriel, let him go --
must have a way with stationery.	Gabriel, what are you doing!
gabriel -- !	Must have a way with stationery.
so. this is the guy you been waiting for. man of your dreams.	Gabriel -- !
slinky's in aisle five, twister's in aisle one, moon mud's in aisle four.	Thank you.
i got fifty dollars to spend in your store, jesus of nazareth. can you help me or not?	Slinky's in aisle five, Twister's in aisle one, Moon Mud's in aisle four.
we sell children's toys --	I got fifty dollars to spend in your store, Jesus of Nazareth. Can you help me or not?
c'mon. how old are you, sixteen? c'mon.	We sell children's toys --
toys for... adults?	C'mon. How old are you, sixteen? C'mon.
toys for adults. where are your toys for adults?	Toys for... adults?
you can't find... what?	Toys for adults. Where are your toys for adults?
you said it a million times!	I never told you my name.
but i never said rudy.	You said it a million times!
you were screaming you weren't nick! and we just didn't fucking believe you!	But I never said Rudy.
no --	You were screaming you weren't Nick! And we just didn't fucking believe you!
i... you told me your name was rudy. you told me a million times, back in the truck, telling me you weren't nick --	No --
you said merry christmas, rudy.	I... you told me your name was Rudy. You told me a million times, back in the truck, telling me you weren't Nick --
what are you talking about?	You said Merry Christmas, Rudy.
rudy. how'd you know my name?	What are you talking about?
what?	Rudy. How'd you know my name?
i'm glad it was me.	Merry Christmas.
merry christmas, rudy.	I'm glad it was me.
he did love you, you know. nick. he did love you.	Who wouldn't.
you shouldn't have.	He did love you, you know. Nick. He did love you.
i saved your life.	You shouldn't have.
you... you... you --	We still gonna spend Christmas together?
where's the fucking cash, nick!	Yeah. That's love.
we go together, nick. wherever... we go together. remember?	Well. I'm going home.
i don't know where you're going. but i'm going home.	We go together, Nick. Wherever... we go together. Remember?
they all are. football's on.	Keep 'em there for a little while.
here's the picasso. is he in his room?	They all are. Football's on.
we need a gun, ash. we need a gun...	Here's the Picasso. Is he in his room?
no.	We need a gun, Ash. We need a gun...
is there any way you could get into his truck?	No.
bullets or no bullets, he won't do it.	Is there any way you could get into his truck?
you're the getaway girl. the money's gonna get to you eventually. gonna be my job to be the guy who walks outta there with it. but i can't do that without a gun. any luck talking to him?	Bullets or no bullets, he won't do it.
how are we gonna do this, nick?	You're the getaway girl. The money's gonna get to you eventually. Gonna be my job to be the guy who walks outta there with it. But I can't do that without a gun. Any luck talking to him?
if he wanted a photographic memory, he shoulda kidnapped one. i'm working on it here.	How are we gonna do this, Nick?
he says he wants it now.	If he wanted a photographic memory, he shoulda kidnapped one. I'm working on it here.
i'm almost done.	He says he wants it now.
he wants to see your map.	I'm almost done.
we need to find a way to make me part of it.	Part of... with them?
nick, what are you talking about?	We need to find a way to make me part of it.
i'm going to have to be inside that casino. when it happens. i'll need to be part of it. i can't just be drawing some map.	Nick, what are you talking about?
we'll need one.	I'm going to have to be inside that casino. When it happens. I'll need to be part of it. I can't just be drawing some map.
i don't know...	We'll need one.
you said they've run guns, in their trucks. so they'll have guns. to do this robbery. they'll have serious guns.	I don't know...
what?	You said they've run guns, in their trucks. So they'll have guns. To do this robbery. They'll have serious guns.
they'll have guns.	What?
i love you, nick...	Ash. Don't say it. Don't say my name.
don't say my name...	I love you, Nick...
i'm sorry, nick... i'm so sorry...	Don't say my name...
you saved me.	I saved you because I love you, Nick.  Why'd you save me?
you saved my life.  you could have run, but you didn't. you saved me.	You saved me.
shh, now. rest now. two years, nick. you haven't had cranberry buns in two years.	You saved my life.  You could have run, but you didn't. You saved me.
...haven't had cranberry buns... in five whole years...	Shh, now. Rest now. Two years, Nick. You haven't had cranberry buns in two years.
we'll get there, baby... we'll get there...	...Haven't had cranberry buns... in five whole years...
all i wanted... was to make it home... for a little of dad's turkey, and mom's stuffing... aunt lisbeth's acorn gravy... aunt mary's cranberry buns...	We'll get there, baby... we'll get there...
jesus christ, stay here, don't move, stay right here --	All I wanted... was to make it home... for a little of Dad's turkey, and Mom's stuffing... Aunt Lisbeth's acorn gravy... Aunt Mary's cranberry buns...
nick, the ice is --	Get to the bridge!  HEY! HEY! DOWN HERE!
we get to the bridge, we're all right!	Nick, the ice is --
nick, what happened --	There went my... damn... well, doesn't seem like security's all that switched... Ash, shit, this mustache is starting to fall off. I gotta fix this thing --  -- drink this for me.
that guy knows you?	Yeah, uh. Mike. That's Mike.
here and there. restaurant, uh, that's the main expansion. tables've been moved around; the big man's office, i dunno, might be upstairs now.	That guy knows you?
so does it look a lot different?	Here and there. Restaurant, uh, that's the main expansion. Tables've been moved around; the big man's office, I dunno, might be upstairs now.
nick...	Get your own room.
get your own room, ashley.	Nick...
we? what "we"...	Get your own room, Ashley.
we're gonna get out of here, nick. we're gonna get out of this...	We? What "we"...
then they do need me, don't they. they really need me...	We're gonna get out of here, Nick. We're gonna get out of this...
they're truck drivers.	Then they do need me, don't they. They really need me...
they've never done a robbery?	They're truck drivers.
what?	Gabriel and his guys. What's the last place they robbed?
and i'm his ticket.  what's the last place they took down?	What?
no. he wants to be working for himself someday.	And I'm his ticket.  What's the last place they took down?
he working for them on this one?	No. He wants to be working for himself someday.
they run routes mostly east, retail stuff, warehouses. but gabriel knows some guys in new york, miami, guys he helps get guns to detroit. hides 'em with his regular loads.	He working for them on this one?
since when do some trucker pals start thinking big, anyway?	They run routes mostly east, retail stuff, warehouses. But Gabriel knows some guys in New York, Miami, guys he helps get guns to Detroit. Hides 'em with his regular loads.
not without you.	Since when do some trucker pals start thinking big, anyway?
so get him outta your life. get out of michigan. they got perfume counters in chicago, don't they?	Not without you.
nick! he wants to know how to rob it, and he'll leave you alone! that's all he wants!  i hate him, nick... you know how...	So get him outta your life. Get out of Michigan. They got perfume counters in Chicago, don't they?
well, shit, judas, you shoulda at least gotten that --	Nick! He wants to know how to rob it, and he'll leave you alone! That's all he wants!  I hate him, Nick... you know how...
no!	Well, shit, Judas, you shoulda at least gotten that --
for what? you to talk me into "helping"? what, he promise you a share of the winnings?	No!
i thought we'd have a few more days.	For what? You to talk me into "helping"? What, he promise you a share of the winnings?
but you knew why. knew why, didn't ya.	I thought we'd have a few more days.
he said he wanted to talk to you. when he found the letters... he said "when your boyfriend gets out, i wanna talk to him." i thought he meant back in detroit. i thought he meant --	But you knew why. Knew why, didn't ya.
jack. jack bangs.	Right, Jack Bangs. Uh... guy was always talking bout fixing the place up. Maybe get a better crowd. Musta gone and done it while I was in the Mountain.  I don't know this map, man. How the hell am I supposed to tell you what door goes where?
they changed the layout -- whadda they call you? mr. monster? they remodeled the place. when i worked there -- listen to me -- guy that managed the joint, guy who ran it--	Jack. Jack Bangs.
gabriel!	Canada.
...maybe i die for nick...	Just tell him what you know, Nick! That's all they want! And we'll get out of this!
i won't let him hurt you! he just wants what you know!	...maybe I die for Nick...
nick died for me....	I won't let him hurt you! He just wants what you know!
if you say that, if you keep saying that, they will kill you. if they think you're not you, they will kill you. don't you see? i know what you're doing, but it won't work!	Nick died for me....
your pen palls dead, lady.	If you say that, if you keep saying that, they will kill you. If they think you're not you, they will kill you. Don't you see? I know what you're doing, but it won't work!
you're in on this.	I love you!
no, nick, no --	You're in on this.
you told him about nick's letters.	No, Nick, no --
nick, please, it's me --	You told him about Nick's letters.
he didn't "find" nick's letters, did he.	Nick, please, it's me --
my brother's killed people, i know he has. truckers. if you talk him into thinking you're not you, you'll only get yourself dead.	He didn't "find" Nick's letters, did he.
you're not hearing me here --	My brother's killed people, I know he has. Truckers. If you talk him into thinking you're not you, you'll only get yourself dead.
he'll kill you.	You're not hearing me here --
nick, it won't work. it won't work!	He'll kill you.
get the hell off of me!	Nick, it won't work. It won't work!
nick, i love you --	JESUS CHRIST!
i'm not nick!  you thought you'd fuck him over?! well he's fucked you! i've never worked at some casino! i can't help you! because he's not me!	Nick, I love you --
nick, what are you --	I'M NOT NICK!  You thought you'd fuck him over?! Well he's fucked you! I've never worked at some casino! I can't help you! Because he's not me!
when'd you decide to do it, ash? after which of his letters, huh? the fortieth? the fiftieth? the first?!	Nick, what are you --
nick --	When'd you decide to do it, Ash? After which of his letters, huh? The fortieth? The fiftieth? The first?!
you sold him out.	Nick --
nick, no --	You sold him out.
you motherfucker.	Nick, no --
he read the letters, nick. some day i wasn't there. he went through my room. he found your letters.	What's going ON!!!
what the fuck is going on.	He read the letters, Nick. Some day I wasn't there. He went through my room. He found your letters.
since janey moved in... gabriel... he's come over more and more. to the apartment. janey's the divorced one, 'member, with the tit job --	What the fuck is going on.
...the truck driver...	He's not a bad person, Nick... he's not...
your brother...	...the truck driver...
i won't let 'em, nick. they won't hurt you anymore.	Your brother...
i'm not him. i...  you want something from nick, you got the wrong guy.	Nick...
no!	NICK!
i'll see what i can do.	No, lover. I'll see what you can do.
baby, i'm gonna go tell 'em not to disturb us for the rest of the year. i get back in that room, you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane.	I'll see what I can do.
we could live it up and --	Ashley. We're not going anywhere I used to work.
we'll have more fun in detroit.	We could live it up and --
and the slots, slots i'm good at too. wouldn't that be fun?	We'll have more fun in Detroit.
security, ash, i just worked security. they wouldn't be rolling out the red carpet --	And the slots, slots I'm good at too. Wouldn't that be fun?
blackjack, nick, blackjack i am good at. i mean, they'd give us some free games or something, wouldn't they? since you worked there?	Security, Ash, I just worked security. They wouldn't be rolling out the red carpet --
well, i don't know about that --	Blackjack, Nick, blackjack I am good at. I mean, they'd give us some free games or something, wouldn't they? Since you worked there?
beauty and fragrances.	Fifty percent off, motherfucker. Ho ho ho.
you forget where i work?	Beauty and fragrances.
baby, c'mon, all this stuff... i haven't gotten you anything --	You got out, Nick. You're here. You're my Christmas.
no boyfriend of mine is going to walk around in negative-five degree wind chill without a goddamn good- looking coat!	Baby, c'mon, all this stuff... I haven't gotten you anything --
ash, you've gotten me enough --	No boyfriend of mine is going to walk around in negative-five degree wind chill without a goddamn good- looking coat!
you need a coat!	Ash, you've gotten me enough --
yeah, well you wrote me you were six- foot-four, baby.  so don't talk to me about little white lies.	You need a COAT!
ash... didn't you write me that you don't eat chocolate?	Yeah, well you wrote me you were six- foot-four, baby.  So don't talk to me about little white lies.
can't survive on our bodies alone, nick.  hurry up!	Ash... didn't you write me that you don't eat chocolate?
ashley, jesus --	Can't survive on our bodies alone, Nick.  Hurry up!
where the hell are you going?	Provisions! We are not leaving that motel room again till after New Year's: we need ten days worth of provisions!  What's good?!
y'know, some of the heart mighta been his too...	Then he shoulda signed his name.
i'm talking about the heart, nick. i'm not talking about the words.	Y'know, some of the heart mighta been his too...
guy i was in with... he helped sometimes... some of the romantic stuff, actually... you'd like him --	I'm talking about the heart, Nick. I'm not talking about the words.
yes it was all you --	Guy I was in with... he helped sometimes... some of the romantic stuff, actually... you'd like him --
well, wasn't all me, y'know.	Yes it was all you --
not bad. just regular.  you wrote me wonderful things, nick. personal things.	Well, wasn't all me, y'know.
had some bad relationships, didn't you.	Not bad. Just regular.  You wrote me wonderful things, Nick. Personal things.
all the guys i've ever been with... they never want to know me. who i am on the inside. they just want to qet inside. when they do, they think that means they know who i am. that i trust them. that they know me. that there's nothing left to learn.  a guy like you, nick -- six months before you can even touch my face. i figure a guy in that kind of bind, he's gonna hafta work to get to know me some other way.	Had some bad relationships, didn't you.
tell me again.	All the guys I've ever been with... they never want to know me. Who I am on the inside. They just want to qet inside. When they do, they think that means they know who I am. That I trust them. That they know me. That there's nothing left to learn.  A guy like you, Nick -- six months before you can even touch my face. I figure a guy in that kind of bind, he's gonna hafta work to get to know me some other way.
i told you, nick. remember?	Tell me again.
yeah. me too.  why? i mean i know why for me, why i paid for the ad. but you... why start writing to some guy -- some con -- you don't even know?	I told you, Nick. Remember?
well. you're not the first guy i wrote to. but you're the only one i kept writing to.	Yeah. Me too.  Why? I mean I know why for me, why I paid for the ad. But you... why start writing to some guy -- some con -- you don't even know?
no, not that, no...  i mean this, the whole thing. start writing to a guy, guy in the bricks. get a boyfriend like this. tell me the truth.	Well. You're not the first guy I wrote to. But you're the only one I kept writing to.
go to hell, nick mason, what's that supposed to mean --	No, not that, no...  I mean this, the whole thing. Start writing to a guy, guy in the bricks. Get a boyfriend like this. Tell me the truth.
tell me something. this the first time you've ever done this?	Go to hell, Nick Mason, what's that supposed to mean --
no, c'mon --	I've been dreaming about that smile, Ashley Mercer. For a long time.
one more. smile. one more.	No, c'mon --
no --	One more. Smile. One more.
smile.	No --
what.	Smile.
do that again.	What.
no, no, no. be like you want to be.	Do that again.
i can get another one going. y'know, hey, whatever you want me to --	No, no, no. Be like you want to be.
thought you wrote you had a mustache.	I can get another one going. Y'know, hey, whatever you want me to --
you are to me.	Thought you wrote you had a mustache.
ashley, no. that was me, that's what i was scared of. i mean, be serious... i ain't exactly looking like mr. universe here.	You are to me.
saw me --	Ashley, no. That was me, that's what I was scared of. I mean, be serious... I ain't exactly looking like Mr. Universe here.
no, hey, i like your coat --	Saw me --
saw my outfit or something, my coat --	No, hey, I like your coat --
no, no --	Saw my outfit or something, my coat --
i figured you walked outta there and saw me and walked right the other way --	No, no --
i don't think it's negative five.	Radio said.
yeah.	I don't think it's negative five.
negative five?	Yeah.
radio said negative five.	Negative five?
gotta be ten degrees out there.	Radio said negative five.
ash?	How'd you know my name.
how'd you know my name was rudy.	Ash?
ash?	How'd you know my name was Rudy.
get in the car!	How'd you know my name...
buncha guys in red suits busted in, they'll say. started shooting. they won't be able to remember... if it was three, or four... or five. four dead santas and some burned-up cash. merry christmas, the end.	Was it your plan, Monster? Or was it hers.
you are lucky, convict. you're spending christmas with the birthday boy himself --	Hey! HEY! THERE IS A POWWOW SAFE!
can't be attracting attention, right?	What, we walking in there and delivering toys?
'tis the season, convict.	Can't be attracting attention, right?
you gotta be kidding me.	'Tis the season, convict.
what. we all gonna dress up like cowboys?	Not cowboys, Nick. Not cowboys.
that part, nick... was planned out the day i read your letters.	What. We all gonna dress up like cowboys?
well. what you guys have to plan out, then... is how you're going to get to that cage and that security level before anybody realizes anything's wrong. running in with ski masks and bullets flying ain't gonna do it.	That part, Nick... was planned out the day I read your letters.
no gun.	Well. What you guys have to plan out, then... is how you're going to get to that cage and that security level before anybody realizes anything's wrong. Running in with ski masks and bullets flying ain't gonna do it.
no, you're not.	There'll be people in that casino. I can't keep them from leaving if I don't get a gun. I don't need bullets, Monster... but I gotta be a threat.
i'm no threat without a gun.	No, you're not.
no way.	I'm no threat without a gun.
six men means six guns.	No way.
i want a map of that security level. every room, every guard, every thing.	Six men means six guns.
no.	You guys get caught, I go away for good. I got an interest in making sure you don't. You need a sixth man covering an exit. What're you gonna do about it.
you go in with five, you're either leaving an alarm free or an exit free. someone hits an alarm, you're fucked. someone gets to a phone, gets outside, 'cross the street, whatever, you're fucked. you need six.  six is me.	No.
no.	You go in with five, you're either leaving an alarm free or an exit free. Someone hits an alarm, you're fucked. Someone gets to a phone, gets outside, 'cross the street, whatever, you're fucked. You need six.  Six is me.
you need six.	NO.
we got five. putting ashley outside.	You need six.
so. you're gonna need a man through here, two men at the cage, one to cover the count. you're gonna need a lookout outside, a sweeper through the back, and a gun guarding the front.  you need six.	We got five. Putting Ashley outside.
what's the code?	Uh... they change it every month. I wouldn't know.  If there's trouble on the floor, you'll get security coming through. what you gotta do, is get inside that doorway once they do. You gotta draw 'em out.
across from blackjack, there's a security doorway. keypad access.	What's the code?
i have no gifts to bring, pa-rumpum- pum-pum	Sing it in pictures, Nick.
start singing.	I have no gifts to bring, pa-rumpum- pum-pum
man, monster... just... just don't start trying to hit me...	Nick. I been trying to hit you.
it's time for me... to be working for me. i want mine, nick. and i need you.  did you tell your manager there's gonna be a robbery?	No, Gabriel... no...
he thought i was some gambler... he didn't know me... he didn't recognize me!	I been driving rigs a long time, Nick. Four, five million miles of road. Worked for people who wouldn't keep me on less I was driving fifteen hours a day. Tell 'em I needed sleep, I needed rest, shit, they'll hire someone else...
no!	He thought I was some gambler... he didn't know me... he didn't recognize me!
maybe something about a robbery?	NO!
nothing... i promise-nothing...	MAYBE SOMETHING ABOUT A ROBBERY?
you were talking to him! what'd you tell him!?	Nothing... I promise-nothing...
nnn... nothing...	You were talking to him! What'd you tell him!?
what'd you tell that casino manager?	Nnn... nothing...
...ttt..tt... two out of three?	What'd you tell that casino manager?
got something to say to me, nick?	...ttt..tt... two out of three?
...never... tried...	Nick, here's what we're gonna do. In the spirit of the season, I'm going to give you a chance. I understand you're unhappy. Right outta the lockup, here against your will, it's the holidays and there's reruns on TV.  So we're gonna have a contest.
a for effort, nick, honestly, a for effort and an honorary degree. i'm surprised you never escaped from the mountain.	...never... tried...
don't tip.	Monster. If we're working together here, we gotta be working together. I can't walk in there looking like the Lone Fucking Ranger with ten bucks to throw down. You don't want me getting noticed, right? Not getting noticed costs a guy at least a couple hundred.
ten dollars? what do i do with ten dollars?	Don't tip.
i'm gonna need some money.	Ten dollars? What do I do with ten dollars?
you got one hour.	I'm gonna need some money.
y'know what, guys? i woke up this morning, i got a really lucky feeling going on. i mean it, i'm feeling that good. i wouldn't be surprised if i walk in there, pull a handle and hit jackpot. hell, we wouldn't even have to --	Get out.
you get recognized, convict, you get a country-western funeral.	Y'know what, guys? I woke up this morning, I got a really lucky feeling going on. I mean it, I'm feeling that good. I wouldn't be surprised if I walk in there, pull a handle and hit jackpot. Hell, we wouldn't even have to --
do i get a country-western name?	You get recognized, convict, You get a country-western funeral.
shut the fuck up. you play what your girlfriend plays. ashley's going in with you. you talk to her, otherwise you don't talk to nobody. you walk the room as many times as you want, but the second you come out, i want to know the run of the place.	Do I get a country-western name?
at least gimme video poker.	Shut the fuck up. You play what your girlfriend plays. Ashley's going in with you. You talk to her, otherwise you don't talk to nobody. You walk the room as many times as you want, but the second you come out, I want to know the run of the place.
you do.	At least gimme video poker.
what kind of half-ass cowboy plays the slots?	You do.
you're a country-western singer up from nashville for the the holidays. visiting your grandma on the lake, driving into the tomahawk for some scotch and slots. you only play the slots, you got that? don't want no dealer friend of yours recognizing you, you sidle up to shoot some craps.	What kind of half-ass cowboy plays the slots?
put it on.	You're a country-western singer up from Nashville for the the holidays. Visiting your Grandma on the lake, driving into the Tomahawk for some scotch and slots. You only play the slots, you got that? Don't want no dealer friend of yours recognizing you, you sidle up to shoot some craps.
a cowboy. you're going to send me into an indian casino disguised as a cowboy. have you thought this entirely through?	Put it on.
might as well be.	Don't have Weather Channel in the Mountain, Nick.
rather be back in the mountain?	Might as well be.
bring back some memories, nick?	More than you know.
we'll trust you when we're rich. why not.	'Cause you're gonna get me a disguise.
trust me. they won't recognize me.	We'll trust you when we're rich. Why not.
why not.	Trust me. They won't recognize me.
they won't recognize me.	Why not.
you'd have to get me inside.  get inside, watch where the money's moving, see where the guards are going. then i could work with your map.	Wrong, convict. You walk in there, they recognize you.
so what the hell good are you...	You'd have to get me inside.  Get inside, watch where the money's moving, see where the guards are going. Then I could work with your map.
they wouldn't have changed the security setup.	When I worked there, this was Bangs, office. Back here. He kept a little safe in the... uh, the wall, money held take for himself, skim from the Indians. Called it the... uh...  ...the Powwow Safe.
we walked the place for a week.	And I worked there. For a year.
what the fuck are you talking about.	This is the front entrance, right? You get through the slots, you hit craps here, not blackjack. Blackjack's here to here -- lined up. What's this, the cage? Cage is over there, hard to get to, you got it all mixed around --
this isn't the tomahawk.	What the fuck are you talking about.
i did.	This isn't the Tomahawk.
i said, who the hell made the map?	I did.
what?	I said, who the hell made the map?
hell. ten?	And which of these doors here lead up to the security level?
hey, it's... been two years --	We got faith in you, Nick Mason.  You're our inside man.
you know where the guards are. you know how to get in and out. you know where the money is.  we're taking down that casino, convict. you're the guy gonna tell us how.	Hey, it's... been two years --
christmas... eve...	You know where the guards are. You know how to get in and out. You know where the money is.  We're taking down that casino, convict. You're the guy gonna tell us how.
you wrote ash that letter, you told her that story 'bout working christmas eve, bout how they'd send half the security guys home, nobody comin, in that night. and the rest of you got shit-faced drinking hot buttered rum. that a true story now?	Christmas... Eve...
five million?	You wrote Ash that letter, you told her that story 'bout working Christmas Eve, bout how they'd send half the security guys home, nobody comin, in that night. And the rest of you got shit-faced drinking hot buttered rum. That a true story now?
the hell you don't.	Five million?
i don't know.	The hell you don't.
how much money's in that casino? day-to-day.	I don't know.
you knew the place --	Hey.
let's get back on the road. it's time to start talking, nick. time to start telling tales --	Nick don't talk till Nick gets something.
wrong, nick. it's drowning.	No. It's her brother.
her brother.	Wrong, Nick. It's drowning.
what's her greatest fear?	Her brother.
a station wagon in canada.	What's her greatest fear?
be more specific.	A station wagon in Canada.
what college.	Where'd she drop her cherry?
what'd they call her in college?	What college.
bam bam.	What'd they call her in college?
what'd they call her in high school?	Bam Bam.
samantha.	What'd they call her in high school?
what's her middle name?	Samantha.
j.c. penney. beauty and fragrances.	What's her middle name?
wrote you a hundred letters, didn't she? where's she work?	J.C. Penney. Beauty and fragrances.
what?	Wrote you a hundred letters, didn't she? Where's she work?
where's she work?	What?
i had better sex in prison.	Heyyy. Be nice, convict. We're gonna be working together here.  Get him back in the rig.
a girl says she loves you, you say something.	I had better sex in prison.
wish i had a brother like you.	A girl says she loves you, you say something.
she's getting you to help us... 'cause she knows if you don't, you're dead. you just tell us what we need to know, you two live happily ever after. my sister loves you, motherfucker, and i ain't gonna have you break her heart.	Wish I had a brother like you.
she says a lot of things.	She's getting you to help us... 'cause she knows if you don't, you're dead. You just tell us what we need to know, you two live happily ever after. My sister loves you, motherfucker, and I ain't gonna have you break her heart.
hey. she says she loves you, nick.	She says a lot of things.
you're a good writer, nick. i give this writing an a-plus.	I never worked at no casino.
yes!	And you think telling me that's gonna help your cause.
so you could get down her chimney.	Yes!
yes!	So you could get down her chimney.
so you could get with my sister.	Yes!
yes!	So you could get with my sister.
but you were saying you were...	Yes!
i shared his cell!	But you were saying you were...
you're not nick mason...	I shared his cell!
i got out, nick didn't! i pretended i was him! i knew about her letters! jesus christ, whatever you want from him -- i'm not nick!  i -- i just wanted to be --	You're not Nick Mason...
you what...	I got out, Nick didn't! I pretended I was him! I knew about her letters! Jesus Christ, whatever you want from him -- I'm not Nick!  I -- I just wanted to be --
i was in the joint with him! i knew about him and her, okay!? i took his place!	You what...
put him in the truck.	I was in the joint with him! I knew about him and her, okay!? I took his place!
you got the wrong guy! she thinks i'm nick, i'm not!	Put him in the truck.
who are you now.	You got the wrong guy! She thinks I'm Nick, I'm not!
no, you can't --	The hell I can't.
oh, i know you, nick. i know you real well.	No, you can't --
you... you don't know me --	Oh, I know you, Nick. I know you real well.
where the hell did he go?	Monster. There never was a structure change. This place was built the same from day one.
who's robbin' who here, gabriel...	Get in there and watch 'em. Watch their every fuckin' move.
here ya go, convict. we cased the place in the fall, got the layout down. what you're gonna do is show us where each of these doors go, what the upstairs level looks like, where they got the alarms, all of it.	And where they hide the real money.
how 'bout the tree? you want the tree?	Leave the tree.
take 'em.	How 'bout the tree? You want the tree?
hey. they got a shitload of cookies.	Take 'em.
i can't! go back! i can't! go back! i can't! go back!	GO!!!
i can't go back to vegas...	OPEN IT!!!
where is he?! where is he?!	He's not Nick Mason...
...so where is he?	Where is he?! Where is he?!
the powwow safe where you steal your money! where you cheat your indians!	I don't steal any --
what... powwow...	The Powwow Safe where you steal your money! Where you cheat your Indians!
the powwow safe! where is the powwow safe!	What... Powwow...
i don't know... what you're...	THE POWWOW SAFE! WHERE IS THE POWWOW SAFE!
he won't tell us where it is. the powwow safe.	I don't know... what you're...
mister. i'm begging, 'kay? i'm begging. this is not some card club, 'kay? this is the tomahawk. we're an international gaming destination. we're in guidebooks. you can't do this... you can't do this to me...	Show's over.
i'm putting liquor in the drinks, i'm giving 10-times odds on craps, i got the girls showing sixteen-percent more skin! show me another buffet's gonna offer you coke and pepsi! whaddya want me to do?!	We want to see our casino making money again, Mr. Bangs. Making money for our community.
the tribe is concerned that many of your... new ideas are not resulting in any new venues.	I'm putting liquor in the drinks, I'm giving 10-times odds on craps, I got the girls showing sixteen-percent more skin! Show me another buffet's gonna offer you Coke and Pepsi! Whaddya want me to do?!
guys. we're doing it right, here. $5.99 prime rib? nobody does that in michigan. nobody.	The tribe is concerned that many of your... new ideas are not resulting in any new venues.
mr. bangs.	Guys. We're doing it right, here. $5.99 prime rib? Nobody does that in Michigan. Nobody.
i'm bringing in this great showroom act next week; these three russian girls, they look like meryl streep, they can juggle anything.	Mr. Bangs.
we're aware of your position.	Because down there this is money. Up here this is heat.  You wanted Vegas quality, I brought it to you. You wanted Vegas press, I gave it to you. But guys, please, guys... I can't get you Vegas profits... till one of ya does some spirit dance and does something about this snow.
capades? they don't do it. mittens? outlawed. why?	We're aware of your position.
we understand you, mr. bangs.	Capades? They don't do it. Mittens? Outlawed. Why?
there's no snow in vegas, 'kay? they don't know it, they don't want it, they got laws against the stuff. they got egypt down there, right, they got monte carlo, hawaii, they got ancient rome, but where's the winter castle, right? where's the swiss miss chalet? where's the big fucking igloo?	We understand you, Mr. Bangs.
hi, santa claus, how are you. he's with sears, i'm with wal-mart, twas the season...	We're all outta gifts, boys and girls, but we got charitable donations!
the powwow safe. the secret safe. you said the manager's got a safe in his office where he hides skim money.	Oh. Right. Yeah. That's, uh upstairs. Uh. Here. Powwow Safe.
what?	The Powwow Safe. The secret safe. You said the manager's got a safe in his office where he hides skim money.
what about the powwow safe?	What?
the powwow safe?	His personal safe, he gave it a name. Now you're telling me they've taken his office, put the buffet there? Then who knows what else they changed.
i got a bacon for him and a bacon for me; there's four cheeseburgers and two roast beefs --	Somebody better give me something with some goddamn bacon --
i got a bacon too; there another bacon in there?	I got a bacon for him and a bacon for me; there's four cheeseburgers and two roast beefs --
my guy would walk into a room, set off the goddamn sprinklers.	His lips went next. You ever see some silicon-fucking-lips?
this trucker? met a girl in a bar one night, she didn't know his situation. he's drunk, she's drunk, they get to mackin' hot and heavy and the woman swallows it. his tongue. sucks it right down.	My guy would walk into a room, set off the goddamn sprinklers.
knew a guy in joliet, smoked ten packs a day like you. his lungs got so black they couldn't find 'em with an x-ray.	That right? Shit. I used to run rigs for a guy loved your chaw there. Shit rotted out his tongue, had to build him one outta silicon so the poor boy could talk. You ever see a motherfucker with a silicon fucking tongue?
that motherfucker --	And Monster... he was talking with the casino manager. Nick was talking to him.
cancer-sucker.	Acid-chewer.
there anytime you don't got a mouthful of shit?	Cancer-sucker.
goddamn, merlin. there any part of the day you don't smoke?	There anytime you don't got a mouthful of shit?
my what?!	No, the place. The remodeling. moving everything around.
how long ago was your makeover?	My what?!
five years. since it opened.	How long ago was your makeover?
hell yeah. you work here long?	Five years. Since it opened.
fuckin' freezing.	Hell yeah. You work here long?
thanks, sister. how are ya.	Fuckin' freezing.
you got pug killed! you tried to get me killed! you just lost your get- outta-jail-free --	I promise you, I didn't know!
merlin, i didn't know --	You got Pug killed! You tried to get ME killed! You just lost your Get- Outta-Jail-Free --
you knew there were guns in here!	Merlin, I didn't know --
drop 'em! drop, drop, drop!!!	DROP THE GUNS! NOW!
here's my present to you, truck drivers --	Where the hell's Gabriel?
what about the money?	You lock down security, you move behind the cage. You hit the Count Room. There'll be a guy in there but he's got no guns; room's accessed by another code. Cashiers'll know it. They'll have alarms.
you gotta get someone upstairs.	How do we do that?
how do we take them out?	You gotta get someone upstairs.
what you gotta worry about first is the guards. place doesn't look much richer than when i worked there, so let's figure you're gonna have to deal with ten of 'em. there'll be two on the floor, walking the room, that leaves eight up above. eyes in the sky. they see something up, they're the ones who'll hit the silent alarm and you're fucked.	How do we take them out?
what the hell was that about --	He didn't recognize me. Back off, willya? He didn't recognize me.
having romance problems, romeo?	Not with you.
buffet. whaddya think it is?	Buffet is by the goddamn bar! What the hell kind of map is this?!
you want that for here or to go?	I been in Iron Mountain for two years, truck driver. I do one more crime, I'm back there for good, so fuck you and fuck your sister and fuck your trucker friends. You want to hear about some goddamn job of mine? I want some hot-goddamn-chocolate.
...but i got a girl to be with, rum- pum-pum-pum...	Hi, Nick.
fuckin, zookerman --	THERE ARE MONSTERS! IN THE GELATIN! THERE ARE MONSTERS! IN THE GELATIN!
there are monsters in the gelatin!	Fuckin, Zookerman --
oh, man --	THERE ARE MONSTERS IN THE GELATIN!
there are monsters...  ...in the gelatin...	Oh, man --
it's a roach, guy --	There are monsters...  ...in the gelatin...
monsters in the gelatin...	It's a roach, guy --
you gave them me.	I gave them me.  Said some nice things about me, Rudy. I appreciate it. But don't worry. I do love her. And she loves me. You had that right all along.
they had the weapons and the willpower. we just gave them their inside man.	You gave them me.
hm. well. they'd have killed you if you weren't me, rudy. we knew you'd start convincing 'em soon enough.	They had the weapons and the willpower. We just gave them their inside man.
talked about the old man's weapons stash, probably forgot i'd remember	Hm. Well. They'd have killed you if you weren't me, Rudy. We knew you'd start convincing 'em soon enough.
hell, you never needed to convince ashley you were me. just the dumb fucking truckers. i figured i'd talked enough about the tomahawk in the pen for you to get by --	Talked about the old man's weapons stash, probably forgot I'd remember
do what?	Walk outta there and tell her I was you.
how'd you know i'd do it.	Do what?
paid the alamo ten bucks to put the shiv in me. he's a lifer, what does he care. paid a hospital guard fifty to put out the story i was dead. once the wound healed up...  got out of the mountain this morning. and tonight i'm a rich man.	How'd you know I'd do it.
always wanted to rob that casino, rudy. way back when i worked there. what better way than to get some guys to rob it for me.	Paid the Alamo ten bucks to put the shiv in me. He's a lifer, what does he care. Paid a hospital guard fifty to put out the story I was dead. Once the wound healed up...  Got out of the Mountain this morning. And tonight I'm a rich man.
and you set me up.	Always wanted to rob that casino, Rudy. Way back when I worked there. What better way than to get some guys to rob it for me.
why not have her pretend to find me? pretend to write me and reel me in? tell her new trucker-man she'd pose as some sister of his named ashley?	And you set me up.
she set them up. all of them.	Why not have her pretend to find me? Pretend to write me and reel me in? Tell her new trucker-man she'd pose as some sister of his named Ashley?
millie here used to serve drinks to these gunrunning truckers, real big talkers, talking bout a real score one day. i was in the mountain, man, what the hell, why not let her get friendly with 'em? let her tell 'em an idea she had, 'bout writing guys in prison. getting one who could show 'em a sure thing.	She set them up. All of them.
...for christmas...	NICK!!!
no!!!	...for Christmas...
...be with her...	NO!!!
you tell her!	...be with her...
tell ashley... i...	YOU TELL HER!
you're gonna be there! we're getting outta here! take it!	Tell Ashley... I...
tell her... i'll be there ...	You're GONNA be there! We're getting outta here! TAKE IT!
no, man! no, no, no!	Tell her... I'll be there ...
ash... ashley...	No, man! No, no, no!
guard!!!	Ash... Ashley...
oh, fuck, rudy... oh jesus...	GUARD!!!
take it, man! you're all right! hold it in! guard!	Oh, fuck, Rudy... oh Jesus...
jesus, rudy --	Take it, man! You're all right! Hold it in! GUARD!
guard!!!	Jesus, Rudy --
alamo...	GUARD!!!
guard! guard!	Alamo...
don't move, rudy!	Standing right here, man!
two days, we got two days! don't do nothing. don't touch nothing --	Don't move, Rudy!
rudy, don't move --	Two days, we got two days! Don't do nothing. Don't touch nothing --
just a roach, zook.	Good for you. Protein.
i don't know, i've seen the business world.	Hotwiring cars, Rudy, does not qualify as a small business. Chop shop consultant; doesn't work on a resume.
no, i'm through with that shit. ashley's right. gotta start doing something i got a stake in. get a business going.	I don't know, I've seen the business world.
what, working security?	No, I'm through with that shit. Ashley's right. Gotta start doing something I got a stake in. Get a business going.
so maybe after our week beneath the sheets, we'll head down to motor city for new year's. she says her roommate's skipping town for a few days, have the place to ourselves. remember how her brother's a truck driver down there? i'm thinking he might be able to help get me some work.	What, working security?
pinscher told me alamo thinks i'm the one ratted on him beating up cree. since i was there, i saw it, he thinks i got him sent to solitary.	Aw, Rudy.
don't look like he missed the sunlight.	Pinscher told me Alamo thinks I'm the one ratted on him beating up Cree. Since I was there, I saw it, he thinks I got him sent to solitary.
thought you hate your old man.	Five years, Nicky. Five years.  I just want to go home.
just taste that christmas turkey.	Thought you hate your old man.
thought you hated sidnaw.	Just taste that Christmas turkey.
all i want... is to make it to sidnaw, and sit down for christmas dinner. watch some ball with my old man, sleep in my old bed, and have leftovers for bout six months.	Thought you hated Sidnaw.
mornin', gorgeous. more egg nog?	Shoulda written, Rudy...
shoulda written to that magazine, rudy. i'm gonna walk outta here, walk right into a relationship. not some one-nighter, man... a relationship. you? you're gonna walk outta here with bus fare. searching for the drunkest skirt in the room.	Mornin', gorgeous. More egg nog?
oh.	Shoulda written to that magazine, Rudy. I'm gonna walk outta here, walk right into a relationship. Not some one-nighter, man... a relationship. You? You're gonna walk outta here with bus fare. Searching for the drunkest skirt in the room.
no, i think that's just oranges. she writes here she's eating oranges.	Oh.
she's using a new perfume.	No, I think that's just oranges. She writes here she's eating oranges.
me and her got a connection.  read this part. read the part about stuffing her stocking.	She's using a new perfume.
what if she sees you, man, sees what you look like... and it's not there. you just don't do it for her.	Me and her got a connection.  Read this part. Read the part about stuffing her stocking.
for twenty-five, she sounds pretty mature.	Yeah. You grow up in Detroit, you get matured real quick.
i'm just talking.	Fuck your hot chocolate, Rudy.
why you gotta. we were gonna give you a ride someplace, man. now i just don't know.	I'm just talking.
i'm just saying.	Why you gotta. We were gonna give you a ride someplace, man. Now I just don't know.
why you gotta say a thing like that.	I'm just saying.
got us a motel out highway 5, bringing her own damn sheets, you read that part? silk damn sheets. lock ourselves in the whole week, drinking wine, taking baths, man, see if they got those room service steaks... anything i want to do. remember when she wrote that? anything i want...	Yeah. Fuckin' Christmas.
yeah.	Got us a motel out Highway 5, bringing her own damn sheets, you read that part? Silk damn sheets. Lock ourselves in the whole week, drinking wine, taking baths, man, see if they got those room service steaks... anything I want to do. Remember when she wrote that? Anything I want...
gonna walk out of this shitstorm and right into her arms.	Yeah.
yeah.	Gonna walk out of this shitstorm and right into her arms.
she's gonna be out there, man. right there. right there waiting.	Yeah.
and some pecan pie.	She's gonna be out there, man. Right there. Right there waiting.
and a slice of pecan pie, right?	And some pecan pie.
get a hot mug of chocolate.  first thing i'm gonna do.	And a slice of pecan pie, right?
what?	Get a hot mug of chocolate.  First thing I'm gonna do.
hot chocolate.	What?
fuckin' christmas, man. fuckin, christmas on the outs.	Hot chocolate.
not yet.	Fuckin' Christmas, man. Fuckin, Christmas on the outs.
three days, man.	Not yet.
ain't there yet.	Three days, man.
we walk outta here, we hit that road, what's the first thing you're gonna do.	Ain't there yet.
get to thinking about it, it won't happen.	We walk outta here, we hit that road, what's the first thing you're gonna do.
hell you haven't.	Get to thinking about it, it won't happen.
haven't thought about it.	Hell you haven't.
what's the first thing, man? what's the first thing you're gonna do?	Haven't thought about it.
there is no other table --	THEY'LL OPEN ONE!
then get yourself another table! you're hitting santa's cards and you're taking santa's money!	There is no other table --
i'm ninety-two years old --	Then get yourself another table! You're hitting Santa's cards and you're taking Santa's money!
you're taking my money. switch seats with me. switch seats with me if you're not taking my money --	I'm ninety-two years old --
what? no...	You're taking my money. Switch seats with me. Switch seats with me if you're not taking my money --
switch seats with me.	What? No...
but... i had a five...	You're hitting for MY cards!
pop! that was my card!	But... I had a five...
that was my king!	Well...sorry...
i... sorry, mister...	That was my king!
that was my card, pop! my card! you hit for my card!	I... sorry, Mister...
without having them hit the alarms.	I got an idea on that one. Once you're up there, you gotta hold those guards down till some backup can get there. There's a security camera room that videotapes everything. You've gotta destroy every last one of those tapes.
map is kinda dirty, monster...	They changed the layout.
that's what it looks like!	Since when? What the hell is this room?
start talkin	Who the hell made this map.
watch your mouth, man. it's christmas.	I'M NOT NICK!
yes.	Now I'm not gonna bullshit you. I don't really care about what you know or don't know. I'm gonna torture you for awhile regardless. Not to get information, but because torturing a cop amuses me. There's nothing you can say, I've heard it all before. There's nothing you can do. Except pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
i asked you a question. are you clear about that?	Yes.
first off, i don't have a boss. are you clear about that?	I asked you a question. Are you clear about that?
your boss even said there wasn't a set up.	First off, I don't have a boss. Are you clear about that?
thanks, don't mind if i do.	Your boss even said there wasn't a set up.
i told you i don't know anything about any fucking set up. i've only been on the force eight months, nobody tells me anything! i don't know anything! you can torture me if you want -	Thanks, don't mind if I do.
now where were we?	I told you I don't know anything about any fucking set up. I've only been on the force eight months, nobody tells me anything! I don't know anything! You can torture me if you want -
alone at last.	Now where were we?
i don't wanna lift crates.	You don't hafta lift shit. You don't really work there. But as far as the records are concerned, you do. I call up Matthews, the foreman, tell him he's got a new guy. You're on the schedule. You got a timecard, it's clocked in and out for you everyday, and you get a pay check at the end of the week. And ya know dock workers don't do too bad. So you can move into a halfway decent place without Scagnetti thinkin "what the fuck." And if Scagnetti ever wants to make a surprise visit, you're gone that day. That day we sent you to Tustin. We gotta bunch of shit you needed to unload there. You're at the Taft airstrip pickin' up a bunch of shit and bringing it back. Part of your job is goin' different places - and we got places all over the place.
you're coming back to work for us, right?	I wanna. But I gotta show this asshole I got an honest-to-goodness job before he'll let me move out on my own. I can't work for you guys and be worried about gettin' back before ten o'clock curfew.
he is a motherfucker. he won't let me leave the halfway house till i get some piece of shit job.	You're coming back to work for us, right?
scagnetti? oh shit, i hear he's a motherfucker.	He is a motherfucker. He won't let me leave the halfway house till I get some piece of shit job.
seymour scagnetti.	Scagnetti? Oh shit, I hear he's a motherfucker.
i might break you, nice guy, but i'd make you my dog's bitch. you'd be suckin' the dick and going down on a mangy t-bone hound.	Now ain't that a sad sight, daddy, walks into jail a white man, walks out talkin' like a nigger. It's all that black semen been shootin' up his butt. It's backed up into his brain and comes out of his mouth.
no, you'd keep me for yourself. four years fuckin' punks in the ass made you appreciate prime rib when you get it.	I might break you, Nice Guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch. You'd be suckin' the dick and going down on a mangy T-bone hound.
eddie, if i was a pirate, i wouldn't throw you to the crew.	No, you'd keep me for yourself. Four years fuckin' punks in the ass made you appreciate prime rib when you get it.
you tried to fuck me in my father's office, you sick bastard. look, vic, whatever you wanna do in the privacy of your own home, go do it. but don't try to fuck me. i don't think of you that way. i mean, i like you a lot -	Eddie, if I was a pirate, I wouldn't throw you to the crew.
you fuckin' wish.	You tried to fuck me in my father's office, you sick bastard. Look, Vic, whatever you wanna do in the privacy of your own home, go do it. But don't try to fuck me. I don't think of you that way. I mean, I like you a lot -
that i should've picked you up?	No. That your head's been up your ass. I walk through the door and Joe says "Vic, you're back, thank god. Finally somebody who knows what the fuck he's doing. Vic, Vic, Vic, Eddie, my son, is a fuck up." And I say "Well, Joe, I coulda told you that." "I'm ruined! He's ruining me! My son, I love him, but he's taking my business and flushing it down the fuckin' toilet! "  I'm not tellin' tales out of school. You tell 'im Joe. Tell 'im yourself.
funny you should mention it. that's what your father and i been talkin' about.	That I should've picked you up?
i'm sorry man, i shoulda picked you up personally at the pen. this whole week's just been crazy. i've had my head up my ass the entire time.	Funny you should mention it. That's what your father and I been talkin' about.
fine, now.	I'm sorry man, I shoulda picked you up personally at the pen. This whole week's just been crazy. I've had my head up my ass the entire time.
how ya doin', toothpick?	Fine, now.
joe, you're making a terrible mistake i can't let you make.	Stop pointing your fuckin' gun at daddy!
the motherfucker killed vic.	How do you know all this?
i don't buy it. it doesn't make sense.	It makes perfect fuckin' sense to me. Eddie, you didn't see how he acted during the job, we did.
i don't know what he did to her, but she got even.	Was he all pissed off?
where was she from, compton?	No. She was from Ladora Heights.
yeah, elois. e and lois. we called her lady e.	Where was she from, Compton?
elois?	Yeah, Elois. E and Lois. We called her Lady E.
let me tell you guys a story. in one of daddy's clubs there was this black cocktail waitress named elois.	Elois?
who?	A snake charmer, what the fuck d'you think. I'll call a doctor, take care of him, fix 'm right up. No, where's Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue?
i'll call somebody.	Who?
you ain't dying, he is.	I'll call somebody.
jesus christ, give me a fuckin' chance to breathe. i got a few questions of my own, ya know.	You ain't dying, he is.
holy shit, this guy's all fucked up!	No shit, he's gonna fuckin' die on us if we don't get him taken care of.
daddy, i'm sorry, i don't know what's happening.	That's okay, Eddie, I do.
let nice guy set you up at long beach. give ya some cash, get that scagnetti fuck off your back, and we'll be talking to ya.	Daddy, I got an idea. Now just hear it out. I know you don't like to use any of the boys on these jobs, but technically, Vic ain't one of the boys. He's been gone for four years. He ain't on no one's list. Ya know he can handle himself, ya know you can trust him.
nuts. we got a big meeting in vegas coming up. and we're kinda just gettin ready for that right now.	Let Nice Guy set you up at Long Beach. Give ya some cash, get that Scagnetti fuck off your back, and we'll be talking to ya.
didn't i tell ya not to worry?  vic was worried.	Me and you'll drive down to Long Beach tomorrow. I'll introduce you to Matthews, tell him what's going on.
we can work this out, can't we?	This isn't all that bad. We can give you a lot of legitimate jobs. Put you on the rotation at Long Beach as a dock worker.
now vic was tellin' me, he's got a parole problem.	Really? Who's your P.O.?
what?	Guy got me on the ground, tried to fuck me.
daddy, did ya see that?	What?
he's right about the ear, it's hacked off.	Let me say this out loud, just to get it straight in my mind. According to you, Mr. Blonde was gonna kill you. Then when we came back, kill us, grab the diamonds, and scram. That's your story? I'm correct about that, right?
what the fuck was that chick's name? oh this is just great, i'm totally fuckin' tortured now.	Well, whoever she was, Elois looked like her. So one night I walk into the club, and no Elois. Now the bartender was a wetback, he was a friend of mine, his name was Carlos. So I asked him "Hey, Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?" Well apparently Lady E was married to this real piece of dog shit. I mean a real animal. And apparently he would so things to her.
no, it wasn't pam grier, pam grier was the other one. pam grier made the movies. christie love was like a pam grier tv show, without pam grier.	What the fuck was that chick's name? Oh this is just great, I'm totally fuckin' tortured now.
pam grier.	No, it wasn't Pam Grier, Pam Grier was the other one. Pam Grier made the movies. Christie Love was like a Pam Grier TV show, without Pam Grier.
i was in the sixth grade when that show was on. i totally dug it. what the fuck was the name of the chick who played christie love?	Pam Grier.
it's not the black beverly hills, it's the black palos verdes. anyway, this chick, elois, was a man-eater- upper. i bet every guy who's ever met her has jacked off to her at least once. you know who she looked like? christie love. 'member that tv show "get christie love"? she was a black female cop. she always used to say "you're under arrest, sugar."	I was in the sixth grade when that show was on. I totally dug it. What the fuck was the name of the chick who played Christie Love?
the black beverly hills. i knew this lady from ladora heights once.  "hi, i'm from ladora heights, it's the black beverly hills."	It's not the black Beverly Hills, it's the black Palos Verdes. Anyway, this chick, Elois, was a man-eater- upper. I bet every guy who's ever met her has jacked off to her at least once. You know who she looked like? Christie Love. 'Member that TV show "Get Christie Love"? She was a black female cop. She always used to say "You're under arrest, sugar."
go ahead and laugh, you know what i mean. what a while bitch will put up with, a black bitch won't put up with for a minute. they got a line, and if you cross it, they fuck you up.	I gotta go along with Mr. Pink on this. I've seen it happen.
we were trying to find out what he knew about the set up.	There is no fuckin' set up!  Look, this is the news. Blondie, you stay here and take care of them two. White and Pink come with me, 'cuz if Joe gets here and sees all those fucking cars parked out front, he's going to be as mad at me as he is at you.
what does it matter who stays with the cop? we ain't lettin' him go. not after he's seen everybody. you should've never took him outta your trunk in the first place.	We were trying to find out what he knew about the set up.
i got a bag. i stashed it till i could be sure this place wasn't a police station.	Well, let's go get it. We also gotta get rid of all those cars. It looks like Sam's hot car lot outside.  You stay here and babysit Orange and the cop.  You two take a car each, I'll follow ya. You ditch it, I'll pick you up, then we'll pick up the stones. And while I'm following you, I'll arrange for some sort of a doctor for our friend.
would you stop it with that shit! you beat on this prick enough, he'll tell ya he started the chicago fire. that don't necessarily make it so. okay, first things fucking last, where's the shit? please tell me somebody brought something with them.	I got a bag. I stashed it till I could be sure this place wasn't a police station.
so he'll tell us who the fuck set us up.	Would you stop it with that shit! You beat on this prick enough, he'll tell ya he started the Chicago fire. That don't necessarily make it so. Okay, first things fucking last, where's the shit? Please tell me somebody brought something with them.
i take it this is the bastard you told me about.  why the hell are you beating on him?	So he'll tell us who the fuck set us up.
brown's dead, we don't know about blue.	Nobody saw what happened to Mr. Blue?
i don't know, but somebody did.	Nobody did. You assholes turn the jewelry store into a wild west show, and you wonder why cops show up.
and what are your answers? was it me? you think i set you up?	I don't know, but somebody did.
what the fuck d'you think we've been askin' each other?	And what are your answers? Was it me? You think I set you up?
okay, mr. detective, who did it?	What the fuck d'you think we've been askin' each other?
hey, fuck you man, you weren't there, we were. and i'm tellin' ya, the cops had that store staked out.	Okay, Mr. Detective, who did it?
bullshit.	Hey, fuck you man, you weren't there, we were. And I'm tellin' ya, the cops had that store staked out.
the cops were there waitin' for us!	Bullshit.
what? nobody set anybody up.	The cops were there waitin' for us!
we were set up, the cops were waiting for us.	What? Nobody set anybody up.
tell me more about cabot.	He's a cool guy. A real nice, real funny, real cool guy.
i can do that.	The things you gotta remember are the details. It's the details that sell your story. Now this story takes place in this men's room. So you gotta know the details about this men's room. You gotta know they got a blower instead of a towel to dry your hands. You gotta know the stalls ain't got no doors. You gotta know whether they got liquid or powdered soap, whether they got hot water or not, 'cause if you do your job when you tell your story, everybody should believe it. And if you tell your story to somebody who's actually taken a piss in this men's room, and you get one detail they remember right, they'll swear by you.
it's like a joke. you remember what's important, and the rest you make your own. the only way to make it your own is to keep sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it.	I can do that.
i gotta memorize all this shit?	It's like a joke. You remember what's important, and the rest you make your own. The only way to make it your own is to keep sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it, and sayin' it.
something funny that happened to you while you were doing a job.	I gotta memorize all this shit?
what?	Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a job.
it's a amusing anecdote about a drug deal.	What?
but what is this?	It's a amusing anecdote about a drug deal.
a undercover cop has got to be marlon brando. to do this job you got to be a great actor. you got to be naturalistic. you got to be naturalistic as hell. if you ain't a great actor you're a bad actor, and bad acting is bullshit in this job.	But what is this?
what?	A undercover cop has got to be Marlon Brando. To do this job you got to be a great actor. You got to be naturalistic. You got to be naturalistic as hell. If you ain't a great actor you're a bad actor, and bad acting is bullshit in this job.
it's a scene. memorize it.	What?
what's this?	It's a scene. Memorize it.
fuckin' a. i tell it real good, too.	What's this?
didja use the commode story?	Fuckin' A. I tell it real good, too.
what kinds questions did cabot ask?	Where I was from, who I knew, how I knew Nice Guy, had I done time, shit like that.
well, if this crook's a brewers fan, his ass has gotta be from wisconsin. and i'll bet you everything from a diddle-eyed joe to a damned-if-i- know, that in milwaukee they got a sheet on this mr. white motherfucker's ass. i want you to go through the mugs of guys from old milwaukee with a history of armed robbery, and put a name to that face.	What kinds questions did Cabot ask?
yeah. they had just won the night before, and he made a killing off 'em.	Well, if this crook's a Brewers fan, his ass has gotta be from Wisconsin. And I'll bet you everything from a diddle-eyed Joe to a damned-if-I- know, that in Milwaukee they got a sheet on this Mr. White motherfucker's ass. I want you to go through the mugs of guys from old Milwaukee with a history of armed robbery, and put a name to that face.
the milwaukee brewers?	Yeah. They had just won the night before, and he made a killing off 'em.
the brewers.	The Milwaukee Brewers?
what about?	The Brewers.
a little.	What about?
yeah.	A little.
me and mr. white?	Yeah.
did the two of you talk?	Me and Mr. White?
the way they talk to each other. you can tell they're buddies.	Did the two of you talk?
how can you tell?	The way they talk to each other. You can tell they're buddies.
no, he ain't familiar. he ain't one of cabot's soldiers either. he's gotta be from outta town. but joe knows him real well.	How can you tell?
yeah.	No, he ain't familiar. He ain't one of Cabot's soldiers either. He's gotta be from outta town. But Joe knows him real well.
who, mr. white?	Yeah.
you ever seen this motherfucker before?	Who, Mr. White?
the boots and socks in gardena. when we got there, i met joe and a guy named mr. white. it's a phony name. my name's mr. orange.	You ever seen this motherfucker before?
...what bar?	The Boots and Socks in Gardena. When we got there, I met Joe and a guy named Mr. White. It's a phony name. My name's Mr. Orange.
nice guy. when we got to the bar...	...What bar?
say "hello" to a motherfucker who's inside. cabot's doing a job and take a big fat guess who he wants on the team?	This better not be some Freddy joke.
just hold on buddy boy.	I'm sorry. I can't believe she killed me...
i'm sorry.	What? Snap out of it!
you two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds. we're there for those stones, period. since no display cases are being fucked with, no alarms should go off. we're out of there in two minutes, not one second longer. what if the manager won't give up the diamonds?	When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you and resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Drops 'em right to the floor. Everyone jumps, he falls down, screaming, blood squirts out his nose. Freaks everybody out. Nobody says fuckin' shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to ya. But give her a look, like you're gonna smash her in the face next. Watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. The managers know better than to fuck around. So if one's givin' you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy. So what you gotta do is break that son-of-a-bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then you tell 'im his thumb's next. After that he'll tell ya if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry, let's get a taco.
myself and mr. pink?	You two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds. We're there for those stones, period. Since no display cases are being fucked with, no alarms should go off. We're out of there in two minutes, not one second longer. What if the manager won't give up the diamonds?
crowd control. they handle customers and employees in the display area.	Myself and Mr. Pink?
mr. blonde and mr. blue?	Crowd control. They handle customers and employees in the display area.
mr. brown stays in the car. he's parked across the street till i give him the signal, then he pulls up in front of the store.	Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue?
mr. brown?	Mr. Brown stays in the car. He's parked across the street till I give him the signal, then he pulls up in front of the store.
i stand outside and guard the door. i don't let anybody come in or go out.	Mr. Brown?
let's go over it. where are you?	I stand outside and guard the door. I don't let anybody come in or go out.
jesus christ!	You can do some crazy things with it.
what for?	Traffic tickets gone to warrant. They stopped him for something, found the warrants on 'im, took 'im to jail. She doesn't want to walk around alone with all that weed. Well, I don't wanna do this, I have a bad feeling about it, but she keeps askin' me, keeps askin' me, finally I said okay 'cause I'm sick of listening to it. Well, we're picking this guy up at the train station.
...her brother usually goes with her, but he's in county unexpectedly.	What for?
that's great, guy, thanks a bunch.  when do you think you'll need me for real work?	Well, it's kinda a strange time right now. Things are kinda -
it's the least i could do vic. i wish i coulda done more.  vic. toothpick vic. tell me a story? what're your plans?	Well, what I wanna do is go back to work. But I got this Scagnetti prick deep up my ass. He won't let me leave the halfway house till I get some piece of shit job. My plans have always been to be part of the team again.
i just wanted you to know, they meant a lot.	It's the least I could do Vic. I wish I coulda done more.  Vic. Toothpick Vic. Tell me a story? What're your plans?
what the hell did you expect me to do? just forget about you?	I just wanted you to know, they meant a lot.
i just want you to know, joe, how much i appreciate your care packages on the inside.	What the hell did you expect me to do? Just forget about you?
never ceases to amaze me. fuckin' jungle bunny goes out there, slits some old woman's throat for twenty- five cents. fuckin' nigger gets doris day as a parole officer. but a good fella like you gets stuck with a ball-bustin' prick.	I just want you to know, Joe, how much I appreciate your care packages on the inside.
fuckin' asshole, won't let me leave the halfway house.	Never ceases to amaze me. Fuckin' jungle bunny goes out there, slits some old woman's throat for twenty- five cents. Fuckin' nigger gets Doris Day as a parole officer. But a good fella like you gets stuck with a ball-bustin' prick.
how is he?	Fuckin' asshole, won't let me leave the halfway house.
a guy named scagnetti. seymour scagnetti.	How is he?
who's your parole officer?	A guy named Scagnetti. Seymour Scagnetti.
take a seat.	Who's your parole officer?
sure.	Take a seat.
ain't that a sad truth. remy martin?	Sure.
it's a change.	Ain't that a sad truth. Remy Martin?
how's freedom kid, pretty fuckin' good, ain't it?	It's a change.
fuck you, wrong. i'm right! what the fuck do you know about it anyway? you're still listening to jerry- fucking-vale.	Not wrong, dumb ass, Wong! You know, like the Chinese name?
wong?	Fuck you, wrong. I'm right! What the fuck do you know about it anyway? You're still listening to Jerry- fucking-Vale.
it hurts. it hurts her. it shouldn't hurt. her pussy should be bubble-yum by now. but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. it hurts like the first time. the pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin. hence, "like a virgin."	Wong?
chew? toby chew? no.	It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now. But when this cat fucks her, it hurts. It hurts like the first time. The pain is reminding a fuck machine what is was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a Virgin."
then one day she meets a john holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. this mother fucker's like charles bronson in "the great escape." he's diggin' tunnels. now she's gettin' this serious dick action, she's feelin' something she ain't felt since forever. pain.	Chew? Toby Chew? No.
hey, fuck all that, i'm making a point here. you're gonna make me lose my train of thought.	Oh fuck, Toby's that little china girl.
toby... who the fuck is toby? toby... toby... think... think... think...	It's not about a nice girl who meets a sensitive boy. Now granted that's what "True Blue" is about, no argument about that.
mr. blue's dead?	Dead as Dillinger.
nobody's trading with anybody! look, this ain't a goddamn fuckin' city counsel meeting! listen up mr. pink. we got two ways here, my way or the highway. and you can go down either of 'em. so what's it gonna be, mr. pink?	Jesus Christ, Joe. Fuckin' forget it. This is beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink, let's move on.
yeah, mr. pink sounds like mr. pussy. tell you what, let me be mr. purple. that sounds good to me, i'm mr. purple.	You're not Mr. Purple, somebody from another job's Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink.
why can't we pick out our own colors?	I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since nobody knows anybody else, nobody wants to back down. So forget it, I pick. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
cause you're a faggot, alright?	Why can't we pick out our own colors?
why am i mr. pink?	Cause you're a faggot, alright?
but he's ok. if he wasn't ok, he wouldn't be here. okay, let me introduce everybody to everybody. but once again, at the risk of being redundant, if i even think i hear somebody telling or referring to somebody by their christian name...  ...you won't want to be you. okay, quickly.  mr. brown, mr. white, mr. blonde, mr. blue, mr. orange, and mr. pink.	Why am I Mr. Pink?
because you paid for the breakfast, i'm gonna tip. normally i wouldn't.	Whatever. Just throw in your dollar, and let's move.  See what I'm dealing with here. Infants. I'm fuckin' dealin' with infants.
don't ask me that.	I'm not askin', I'm betting.
larry, i'm askin' you to trust me on this.	Don't ask me that.
goddamn you, joe, don't make me do this!	Larry, I'm askin' you to trust me on this.
larry, i'm gonna kill him.	Goddamn you, Joe, don't make me do this!
don't worry, eddie. me and larry have been friends a long time, he ain't gonna shoot. we like each other too much.	Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. Repeat, if you kill that man, you die next!
that's your proof?	You don't need proof when you got instinct. I ignored it before, but not no more.
he was the only one i wasn't a hundred percent on. i should have my fucking head examined for goin' forward when i wasn't a hundred percent. but he seemed like a good kid, and i was impatient and greedy and all the things that fuck you up.	That's your proof?
joe, trust me on this, you've made a mistake. he's a good kid. i understand you're hot, you're super-fuckin' pissed. we're all real emotional. but you're barking up the wrong tree. i know this man, and he wouldn't do that.	You don't know jack shit. I do. This rotten bastard tipped off the cops and got Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue killed.
like hell i am.	Joe, trust me on this, you've made a mistake. He's a good kid. I understand you're hot, you're super-fuckin' pissed. We're all real emotional. But you're barking up the wrong tree. I know this man, and he wouldn't do that.
joe, i don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong.	Like hell I am.
what the fuck are you talking about?	That piece of shit. Workin' with the cops.
what's the cut, poppa?	Juicy, junior, real juicy.
no, they're not.	What's the cut, poppa?
around twenty. security pretty lax. they almost always just deal in boxes. rough uncut stones they get from the syndicate. on a certain day this wholesaler's gettin' a big shipment of polished stones from israel. they're like a way station. they are gonna get picked up the next day and sent to vermont.	No, they're not.
how many employees?	Around twenty. Security pretty lax. They almost always just deal in boxes. Rough uncut stones they get from the syndicate. On a certain day this wholesaler's gettin' a big shipment of polished stones from Israel. They're like a way station. They are gonna get picked up the next day and sent to Vermont.
two minutes, tops. it's a tough two minutes. it's daylight, during business hours, dealing with a crowd. but you'll have the guys to deal with the crowd.	How many employees?
bad luck. what's the exposure like?	Two minutes, tops. It's a tough two minutes. It's daylight, during business hours, dealing with a crowd. But you'll have the guys to deal with the crowd.
what for?	Bad luck. What's the exposure like?
he's doin' twenty years in susanville.	What for?
not a problem, got guys waitin' for it. but what happened to marsellus spivey? didn't he always move your ice?	He's doin' twenty years in Susanville.
can you move the ice afterwards? i don't know nobody who can move ice.	Not a problem, got guys waitin' for it. But what happened to Marsellus Spivey? Didn't he always move your ice?
five-man job. bustin' in and bustin' out of a diamond wholesaler's.	Can you move the ice afterwards? I don't know nobody who can move ice.
she hooked up with fed mcgar, they've done a couple a jobs together. good little thief. so, explain the telegram.	Five-man job. Bustin' in and bustin' out of a diamond wholesaler's.
what's she doin' now?	She hooked up with Fed McGar, they've done a couple a jobs together. Good little thief. So, explain the telegram.
sorry, it's my book now.	Blonde, shoot this piece of shit, will ya?
i'll take care of this, you guys leave the tip.  and when i come back, i want my book back.	Sorry, it's my book now.
no, she did it. she killed the cheatin' wife, too.	Who gives a damn?
i'm gonna do whatever i wanna do with it.	Well, then, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to keep it.
you gonna put it away?	I'm gonna do whatever I wanna do with it.
give me my book.	You gonna put it away?
when you're annoying as hell, i care a lot.	Give me my book.
what do you care?	When you're annoying as hell, I care a lot.
for the past fifteen minutes now, you've just been droning on with names. "toby... toby... toby... toby wong... toby wong... toby chung... fuckin' charlie chan." i got madonna's big dick outta my right ear, and toby jap i-don't-know-what, outta my left.	What do you care?
whaddaya mean, give it to me when we leave, give it back now.	For the past fifteen minutes now, you've just been droning on with names. "Toby... Toby... Toby... Toby Wong... Toby Wong... Toby Chung... fuckin' Charlie Chan." I got Madonna's big dick outta my right ear, and Toby Jap I-don't-know-what, outta my left.
i'm sick of fuckin' hearin' it joe; i'll give it back when we leave.	Whaddaya mean, give it to me when we leave, give it back now.
what the fuck do you think you're doin'? give me my book back!	I'm sick of fuckin' hearin' it Joe; I'll give it back when we leave.
give me this fucking thing.	What the fuck do you think you're doin'? Give me my book back!
what's that?	I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. Toby what? What the fuck was her last name?
aren't you?	I don't have the slightest fuckin' idea what you're talkin' about.
nope.	Shut up!  Cough up the buck, ya cheap bastard, I paid for your goddamn breakfast.
he don't believe in it?  you don't believe in it?	Nope.
he don't believe in it.	He don't believe in it?  You don't believe in it?
he don't tip?  you don't tip? why?	He don't believe in it.
he don't tip.	He don't tip?  You don't tip? Why?
mr. pink?  why?	He don't tip.
mr. pink.	Mr. Pink?  Why?
okay ramblers, let's get to rambling. wait a minute, who didn't throw in?	Mr. Pink.
what the fuck are they waiting for? that motherfucker cut off my ear! he slashed my face! i'm deformed!	And I'm dying. They don't know that. All they know is they're not to make a move until Joe Cabot shows up. I was sent undercover to get Cabot. You heard 'em, they said he's on his way. Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin. We're just gonna sit here and bleed until Joe Cabot sticks his fuckin' head through that door.
marvin, i need you to hold on. there's officers positioned and waiting to move in a block away.	What the fuck are they waiting for? That motherfucker cut off my ear! He slashed my face! I'm deformed!
that fucking bastard! that fucking sick fucking bastard!	Marvin, I need you to hold on. There's officers positioned and waiting to move in a block away.
shit. i don't remember that at all.	I do.  How do I look?
frankie ferchetti introduced us once, about five months ago.	Shit. I don't remember that at all.
freddy newendyke.	Frankie Ferchetti introduced us once, about five months ago.
your name's freddy something.	Freddy Newendyke.
you do?	Your name's Freddy something.
i know.	You do?
that's your excuse for going on a kill crazy rampage?	I don't like alarms.
i told 'em not to touch the alarm. they touched it. i blew 'em full of holes. if they hadn't done what i told 'em not it, they'd still be alive.	That's your excuse for going on a kill crazy rampage?
you see what i been puttin' up with? as soon as i walk through the door i'm hit with this shit. i tell 'm what you told me about us stayin' put and mr. white whips out his gun, sticks it in my face, and starts screaming "you motherfucker, i'm gonna blow you away, blah, blah, blah."	He's the reason the place turned into a shooting gallery.  What are you, a silent partner? Fuckin' tell him.
because this guy's a fucking psycho. and if you think joe's pissed at us, that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off i am at him, for puttin' me in the same room as this bastard.	You see what I been puttin' up with? As soon as I walk through the door I'm hit with this shit. I tell 'm what you told me about us stayin' put and Mr. White whips out his gun, sticks it in my face, and starts screaming "You motherfucker, I'm gonna blow you away, blah, blah, blah."
hardy-fuckin-har. what did he say?	Stay put. Okay, fellas, take a look at the little surprise I brought you.
you didn't ask.	Hardy-fuckin-har. What did he say?
you talked to nice guy eddie? why the fuck didn't you say that in the first place?	You didn't ask.
for what, the cops?	Nice Guy Eddie.
why?	It's a surprise.
down to my car.	Why?
follow you where?	Down to my car.
what was that? i'm sorry, i didn't catch it. would you repeat it?	I said: "Are you gonna bark all day, dog, or are you gonna bite."
you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?	What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
you almost killed me, asshole! if i had any idea what type of guy you were, i never would've agreed to work with you.	You gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
fuck 'em, they set off the alarm, they deserve what they got.	You almost killed me, asshole! If I had any idea what type of guy you were, I never would've agreed to work with you.
that fuckin' shooting spree in the store.	Fuck 'em, they set off the alarm, they deserve what they got.
what're you talkin' about?	That fuckin' shooting spree in the store.
what's my problem? yeah, i gotta problem. i gotta big problem with any trigger-happy madman who almost gets me shot!	What're you talkin' about?
what's this guy's problem?	What's my problem? Yeah, I gotta problem. I gotta big problem with any trigger-happy madman who almost gets me shot!
so, talk.	We think we got a rat in the house.
joe, you want me to shoot him for you?	Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
uhuh, uhuh, what's i tell ya? that sick piece of shit was a stone cold psycho.	You could've asked the cop, if you didn't just kill him. He talked about what he was going to do when he was slicing him up.
what happened?	Blonde went crazy. He slashed the cop's face, cut off his ear and was gonna burn him alive.
lie back down, and try to -	I'm going to die! I need a doctor! I'm begging you, take me to a doctor.
fuck jail! i don't give a shit about jail. but i can't die. you don't have to take me in. just drive me up to the front, drop me on the sidewalk. i'll take care of myself. i won't tell them anything. i swear to fucking god, i won't tell 'em anything. look in my eyes, look right in my eyes.  i-won't-tell-them-anything. you'll be safe.	Lie back down, and try to -
i can' take you to a hospital.	Fuck jail! I don't give a shit about jail. But I can't die. You don't have to take me in. Just drive me up to the front, drop me on the sidewalk. I'll take care of myself. I won't tell them anything. I swear to fucking god, I won't tell 'em anything. Look in my eyes, look right in my eyes.  I-won't-tell-them-anything. You'll be safe.
hey, bless your heart for what you're trying to do. i was panicking for a moment, but i've got my senses back now. the situation is, i'm shot in the belly. and without medical attention, i'm gonna die.	I can' take you to a hospital.
it's not good...	Hey, bless your heart for what you're trying to do. I was panicking for a moment, but I've got my senses back now. The situation is, I'm shot in the belly. And without medical attention, I'm gonna die.
i wasn't born yesterday. i'm hurt, and i'm hurt bad.	It's not good...
you're not gonna fucking die, all right?	I wasn't born yesterday. I'm hurt, and I'm hurt bad.
look, i don't wanna be a fly in the ointment, but if help doesn't come soon, i gotta see a doctor. i don't give a fuck about jail, i just don't wanna die.	You're not gonna fucking die, all right?
i ain't going anywhere. i'm right here. i'm not gonna leave ya.	Larry, I'm so scared, would you please hold me.
joe.	Bet your sweet ass we are.
just hold on buddy boy. hold on, and wait for joe. i can't do anything for you, but when joe gets here, which should be anytime now, he'll be able to help you. we're just gonna sit here, and wait for joe. who are we waiting for?	Joe.
correct.	Just hold on buddy boy. Hold on, and wait for Joe. I can't do anything for you, but when Joe gets here, which should be anytime now, he'll be able to help you. We're just gonna sit here, and wait for Joe. Who are we waiting for?
i'm okay.	Correct.
say-the-goddamn-words: you're gonna be okay!	I'm okay.
oh excuse me, i didn't realize you had a degree in medicine. are you a doctor? are you a doctor? answer me please, are you a doctor?	No, I'm not!
all this blood is scaring the shit outta me. i'm gonna die, i know it.	Oh excuse me, I didn't realize you had a degree in medicine. Are you a doctor? Are you a doctor? Answer me please, are you a doctor?
hey, just cancel that shit right now! you're hurt. you're hurt really fucking bad, but you ain't dying.	All this blood is scaring the shit outta me. I'm gonna die, I know it.
these ladies aren't starvin' to death. they make minimum wage. when i worked for minimum wage, i wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tipworthy.	Ahh, now we're getting down to it. It's not just that he's a cheap bastard -
i'd go over twelve percent for that.	Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long fuckin' time, and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee, I want it filled six times.
i don't even know a jew who'd have the balls to say that. so let's get this straight. you never ever tip?	I don't tip because society says I gotta. I tip when somebody deserves a tip. When somebody really puts forth an effort, they deserve a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, that shit's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doin' their job.
i don't believe in it.	You don't believe in tipping?
whaddaya mean you don't tip?	I don't believe in it.
uh-uh. i don't tip.	Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
c'mon, throw in a buck.	Uh-uh. I don't tip.
no, i can't. you know what i heard the other day? "heartbeat-it's lovebeat," by little tony defranco and the defranco family. i haven't heard that since i was in fifth fuckin' grade.	When I was coming down here, I was playin' it. And "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia" came on. Now I ain't heard that song since it was big, but when it was big, I heard it a million-trillion times. I'm listening to it this morning, and this was the first time I ever realized that the lady singing the song, was the one who killed Andy.
can you believe the songs they been playin'?	No, I can't. You know what I heard the other day? "Heartbeat-It's Lovebeat," by little Tony DeFranco and the DeFranco Family. I haven't heard that since I was in fifth fuckin' grade.
yeah, it's fuckin' great isn't it?	Can you believe the songs they been playin'?
have you guys been listening to k- billy's super sounds of the seventies weekend?	Yeah, it's fuckin' great isn't it?
who cares what your name is? who cares if you're mr. pink, mr. purple, mr. pussy, mr. piss...	Oh that's really easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You gotta cool-sounding name. So tell me, Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink" is no big deal, you wanna trade?
not these guys.	Yeah, those guys too.
i'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers who were showin' their ass in public, when their bitches get 'em home, they chill the fuck out.	Not these guys.
okay, mr. expert. if this is such a truism, how come every nigger i know treats his woman like a piece of shit?	I'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers who were showin' their ass in public, when their bitches get 'em home, they chill the fuck out.
...hey, i know what i'm talkin' about, black women ain't the same as white women.	There's a slight difference.
he seems all right now, but he went crazy in the store.	This is what he was doin'.
i told ya he'd be pissed.	What are you gonna do about him?
you takin' his side?	Fuck sides! What we need is a little solidarity here. Somebody's stickin' a red hot poker up our asses and we gotta find out whose hand's on the handle. Now I know I'm no piece of shit...  And I'm pretty sure you're a good boy...  And I'm fuckin positive you're on the level. So let's figure out who's the bad guy.
then. that time has passed. right now, mr. blonde is the only one i completely trust. he's too fuckin' homicidal to be workin' with the cops.	You takin' his side?
you said yourself, you thought about takin' him out.	Then. That time has passed. Right now, Mr. Blonde is the only one I completely trust. He's too fuckin' homicidal to be workin' with the cops.
cut the bullshit, we ain't on a fuckin' playground!  i don't believe this shit, both of you got ten years on me, and i'm the only one actin like a professional. you guys act like a bunch of fuckin' niggers. you ever work a job with a bunch of niggers? they're just like you two, always fightin', always sayin' they're gonna kill one another.	You said yourself, you thought about takin' him out.
so you wanna git bit, huh?	Cut the bullshit, we ain't on a fuckin' playground!  I don't believe this shit, both of you got ten years on me, and I'm the only one actin like a professional. You guys act like a bunch of fuckin' niggers. You ever work a job with a bunch of niggers? They're just like you two, always fightin', always sayin' they're gonna kill one another.
both of you two assholes knock it the fuck off and calm down!	So you wanna git bit, huh?
we don't think this place is safe.	This place just ain't secure anymore. We're leaving, and you should go with us.
is that supposed to be funny?	We don't think this place is safe.
he got it in the belly. he's still alive, but won't be for long.	Enough! You better start talkin' to us, asshole, cause we got shit we need to talk about. We're already freaked out, we need you actin freaky like we need a fuckin' bag on our hip.
you wanna shoot me, you little piece of shit? take a shot!	Fuck you, White! I didn't create this situation, I'm just dealin' with it. You're acting like a first- year fuckin' thief. I'm actin like a professional. They get him, they can get you, they get you, they get closer to me, and that can't happen. And you, you motherfucker, are looking at me like it's my fault. I didn't tell him my name. I didn't tell him where I was from. I didn't tell him what I knew better than to tell him. Fuck, fifteen minutes ago, you almost told me your name. You, buddy, are stuck in a situation you created. So if you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror.
and i'm very sad about that. but some fellas are lucky, and some ain't.	That fuckin did it!
if we don't, he'll die.	And I'm very sad about that. But some fellas are lucky, and some ain't.
we ain't taking him to a hospital.	If we don't, he'll die.
if i have to tell you again to back off, me an you are gonna go round and round.	We ain't taking him to a hospital.
well that's that, then. i mean, i was worried about mug shot possibilities already. but now he knows:  what you look like,  what your first name is,  where you're from and  what your specialty is. they ain't gonna hafta show him a helluva lot of pictures for him to pick you out. that's it right, you didn't tell him anything else that could narrow down the selection?	If I have to tell you again to back off, me an you are gonna go round and round.
of course.	Well that's that, then. I mean, I was worried about mug shot possibilities already. But now he knows:  what you look like,  what your first name is,  where you're from and  what your specialty is. They ain't gonna hafta show him a helluva lot of pictures for him to pick you out. That's it right, you didn't tell him anything else that could narrow down the selection?
one question: do they have a sheet on you, where you told him you're from?	Of course.
don't fuckin' patronize me.	One question: Do they have a sheet on you, where you told him you're from?
oh, i don't doubt is was quite beautiful -	Don't fuckin' patronize me.
we had just gotten away from the cops. he just got shot. it was my fuckin' fault he got shot. he's a fuckin' bloody mess - he's screaming. i swear to god, i thought we was gonna die right then and there. i'm tryin' to comfort him, telling him not to worry, he's gonna be okay, i'm gonna take care of him. and he asked me what my name was. i mean, the man was dyin' in my arms. what the fuck was i supposed to tell him, "sorry, i can't give out that information, it's against the rules. i don't trust you enough."? maybe i shoulda, but i couldn't.	Oh, I don't doubt is was quite beautiful -
he asked.	We had just gotten away from the cops. He just got shot. It was my fuckin' fault he got shot. He's a fuckin' bloody mess - he's screaming. I swear to god, I thought we was gonna die right then and there. I'm tryin' to comfort him, telling him not to worry, he's gonna be okay, I'm gonna take care of him. And he asked me what my name was. I mean, the man was dyin' in my arms. What the fuck was I supposed to tell him, "Sorry, I can't give out that information, it's against the rules. I don't trust you enough."? Maybe I shoulda, but I couldn't.
and what was tellin him your name when you weren't supposed to?	He asked.
i told him where i was from a few days ago. it was just a casual conversation.	And what was tellin him your name when you weren't supposed to?
why!	I told him where I was from a few days ago. It was just a casual conversation.
i told him my first name, and where i'm from.	Why!
you didn't tell him your name, did ya?	I told him my first name, and where I'm from.
well, he knows a little about me.	You didn't tell him your name, did ya?
well, i guess we drop him off at the hospital. since he don't know nothin' about us, i say it's his decision.	Well, he knows a little about me.
i don't know anybody.	Well, I guess we drop him off at the hospital. Since he don't know nothin' about us, I say it's his decision.
well joe ain't gettin' here. we're on our own. now, i don't know a goddamn body who can help him, so if you know somebody, call 'em.	I don't know anybody.
before you got here, mr. orange was askin' me to take him to a hospital. now i don't like turning him over to the cops, but if we don't, he's dead. he begged me to do it. i told him to hold off till joe got here.	Well Joe ain't gettin' here. We're on our own. Now, I don't know a goddamn body who can help him, so if you know somebody, call 'em.
assuming we can trust joe, how we gonna get in touch with him? he's supposed to be here, but he ain't, which is making me nervous about being here. even if joe is on the up and up, he's probably not gonna be that happy with us. joe planned a robbery, but he's got a blood bath on his hands now. dead cops, dead robbers, dead civilians... jesus christ! i tend to doubt he's gonna have a lot of sympathy for our plight. if i was him, i'd try and put as much distance between me and this mess an humanly possible.	Before you got here, Mr. Orange was askin' me to take him to a hospital. Now I don't like turning him over to the cops, but if we don't, he's dead. He begged me to do it. I told him to hold off till Joe got here.
joe could help him. if we can get in touch with joe, joe could get him to a doctor, joe could get a doctor to come and see him.	Assuming we can trust Joe, how we gonna get in touch with him? He's supposed to be here, but he ain't, which is making me nervous about being here. Even if Joe is on the up and up, he's probably not gonna be that happy with us. Joe planned a robbery, but he's got a blood bath on his hands now. Dead cops, dead robbers, dead civilians... Jesus Christ! I tend to doubt he's gonna have a lot of sympathy for our plight. If I was him, I'd try and put as much distance between me and this mess an humanly possible.
you gotta idea, spit it out.	Joe could help him. If we can get in touch with Joe, Joe could get him to a doctor, Joe could get a doctor to come and see him.
so what do you suggest, we go to a hotel? we got a guy who's shot in the belly, he can't walk, he bleeds like a stuck pig, and when he's awake, he screams in pain.	You gotta idea, spit it out.
well, first things first, staying here's goofy. we gotta book up.	So what do you suggest, we go to a hotel? We got a guy who's shot in the belly, he can't walk, he bleeds like a stuck pig, and when he's awake, he screams in pain.
without medical attention, this man won't live through the night. that bullet in his belly is my fault. now while that might not mean jack shit to you, it means a helluva lot to me. and i'm not gonna just sit around and watch him die.	Well, first things first, staying here's goofy. We gotta book up.
we can't take him to a hospital.	Without medical attention, this man won't live through the night. That bullet in his belly is my fault. Now while that might not mean jack shit to you, it means a helluva lot to me. And I'm not gonna just sit around and watch him die.
he will be dead fer sure, if we don't get him to a hospital.	We can't take him to a hospital.
he scared the fuckin' shit outta me. i thought he was dead fer sure.	He will be dead fer sure, if we don't get him to a hospital.
i think he's just passed out.	He scared the fuckin' shit outta me. I thought he was dead fer sure.
so what is it?	I think he's just passed out.
he ain't dead.	So what is it?
so, is he dead or what?	He ain't dead.
i gotta take a squirt, where's the commode in this dungeon?	Go down the hall, turn left, up those stairs, then turn right.
look, asshole, i'm right! somebody's a fuckin' rat. how many times do i hafta say it before it sinks in your skull?	I gotta take a squirt, where's the commode in this dungeon?
that kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet that i saw him take. so don't be calling him a rat.	Look, asshole, I'm right! Somebody's a fuckin' rat. How many times do I hafta say it before it sinks in your skull?
now you're using your head. for all we know, he's the rat.	That kid in there is dying from a fuckin' bullet that I saw him take. So don't be calling him a rat.
for all i know, you're the rat.	Now you're using your head. For all we know, he's the rat.
oh, you and joe go back a long time. i known joe since i was a kid. but me saying joe definitely couldn't have done it is ridiculous. i can say i definitely didn't do it, cause i know what i did or didn't do. but i can't definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause i don't definitely know. for all i know, you're the rat.	For all I know, you're the rat.
i don't buy it. me and joe go back a long time. i can tell ya straight up, joe definitely didn't have anything to do with this bullshit.	Oh, you and Joe go back a long time. I known Joe since I was a kid. But me saying Joe definitely couldn't have done it is ridiculous. I can say I definitely didn't do it, cause I know what I did or didn't do. But I can't definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know. For all I know, you're the rat.
so who's the rat this time? mr. blue? mr. blonde? joe? it's joe's show, he set this whole thing up. maybe he set it up to set it up.	I don't buy it. Me and Joe go back a long time. I can tell ya straight up, Joe definitely didn't have anything to do with this bullshit.
thank god, we discovered in time. we hadda forget the whole fuckin' thing. just walked away from it.	So who's the rat this time? Mr. Blue? Mr. Blonde? Joe? It's Joe's show, he set this whole thing up. Maybe he set it up to set it up.
no shit?	Thank god, we discovered in time. We hadda forget the whole fuckin' thing. Just walked away from it.
two jobs back, it was a four man job, we discovered one of the team was an undercover cop.	No shit?
what?	Two jobs back, it was a four man job, we discovered one of the team was an undercover cop.
i swear to god i'm fuckin' jinxed.	What?
then where is everybody? i say the plan became null and void once we found out we got a rat in the house. we ain't got the slightest fuckin' idea what happened to mr. blonde or mr. blue. they could both be dead or arrested. they could be sweatin' 'em, down at the station house right now. yeah they don't know the names, but they can sing about this place. i mean, that could be happening right now. as we speak, the cops could be in their cars, drivin' here this minute.	I swear to god I'm fuckin' jinxed.
that was the plan, we meet here.	Then where is everybody? I say the plan became null and void once we found out we got a rat in the house. We ain't got the slightest fuckin' idea what happened to Mr. Blonde or Mr. Blue. They could both be dead or arrested. They could be sweatin' 'em, down at the station house right now. Yeah they don't know the names, but they can sing about this place. I mean, that could be happening right now. As we speak, the cops could be in their cars, drivin' here this minute.
no, they're not in the car. no, i don't have them on me. ya wanna go with me and get 'em? yes, we can go right now. but first listen to what i'm telling you. we were fuckin' set up! somebody is in league with the cops. we got a judas in our midst. and i'm thinkin' we should have our fuckin' heads examined for waiting around here.	That was the plan, we meet here.
where? are they out in the car?	No, they're not in the car. No, I don't have them on me. Ya wanna go with me and get 'em? Yes, we can go right now. But first listen to what I'm telling you. We were fuckin' set up! Somebody is in league with the cops. We got a Judas in our midst. And I'm thinkin' we should have our fuckin' heads examined for waiting around here.
i got 'em, all right?	Where? Are they out in the car?
where?	I got 'em, all right?
i got the diamonds.	Where?
how can you be so sure?	I got the diamonds.
nope.	How can you be so sure?
you don't think it's possible, one of them got a hold of the diamonds and pulled a -	Nope.
yeah, and that was a fucking miracle. but if they did get away, where the fuck are they?	You don't think it's possible, one of them got a hold of the diamonds and pulled a -
not even a chance they punched through? you found a hole.	Yeah, and that was a fucking miracle. But if they did get away, where the fuck are they?
what do i think? i think the cops caught them, or killed 'em.	Not even a chance they punched through? You found a hole.
what do you think?	What do I think? I think the cops caught them, or killed 'em.
at that point it became every man for himself. as far as mr. blonde or mr. blue are concerned, i ain't got the foggiest. once i got out, i never looked back.	What do you think?
me and mr. orange jumped in the car and mr. brown floored it. after that, i don't know what went down.	At that point it became every man for himself. As far as Mr. Blonde or Mr. Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest. Once I got out, I never looked back.
did ya see what happened to anybody else?	Me and Mr. Orange jumped in the car and Mr. Brown floored it. After that, I don't know what went down.
what you're supposed to do is act like a fuckin' professional. a psychopath is not a professional. you can't work with a psychopath, 'cause ya don't know what those sick assholes are gonna do next. i mean, jesus christ, how old do you think that black girl was? twenty, maybe twenty-one?	Did ya see what happened to anybody else?
i think he's a sick fuckin' maniac! we're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us, when he shot up the place. i came this fucking close -  to taking his ass out myself. everybody panics. when things get tense, everybody panics. everybody. i don't care what your name is, you can't help it. it's human nature. but ya panic on the inside. ya panic in your head. ya give yourself a couple a seconds of panic, then you get a grip and deal with the situation. what you don't do, is shoot up the place and kill everybody.	What you're supposed to do is act like a fuckin' professional. A psychopath is not a professional. You can't work with a psychopath, 'cause ya don't know what those sick assholes are gonna do next. I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think that black girl was? Twenty, maybe twenty-one?
that's the way i look at it. a choice between doin' ten years, and takin' out some stupid motherfucker, ain't no choice at all. but i ain't no madman either. what the fuck was joe thinkin'? you can't work with a guy like that. that motherfucker's unstable. what do you think? do you think he panicked, or ya think he's just trigger-happy?	I think he's a sick fuckin' maniac! We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us, when he shot up the place. I came this fucking close -  to taking his ass out myself. Everybody panics. When things get tense, everybody panics. Everybody. I don't care what your name is, you can't help it. It's human nature. But ya panic on the inside. Ya panic in your head. Ya give yourself a couple a seconds of panic, then you get a grip and deal with the situation. What you don't do, is shoot up the place and kill everybody.
i don't wanna kill anybody. but if i gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way of the other, you're gettin' outta my way.	That's the way I look at it. A choice between doin' ten years, and takin' out some stupid motherfucker, ain't no choice at all. But I ain't no madman either. What the fuck was Joe thinkin'? You can't work with a guy like that. That motherfucker's unstable. What do you think? Do you think he panicked, or ya think he's just trigger-happy?
that was one of the most insane fucking things i've ever seen. why the fuck would joe hire somebody like that?	I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way of the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
could you believe mr. blonde?	That was one of the most insane fucking things I've ever seen. Why the fuck would Joe hire somebody like that?
uh-uh, just cops.	Could you believe Mr. Blonde?
no real people?	Uh-uh, just cops.
a few cops.	No real people?
tagged a couple of cops. did you kill anybody?	A few cops.
you're right, this is bad.  how did you get out?	Shot my way out. Everybody was shooting, so I just blasted my way outta there.
don't tell me your name, i don't want to know! i sure as hell ain't gonna tell ya mine.	You're right, this is bad.  How did you get out?
look, enough of this "mr white" shit -	Don't tell me your name, I don't want to know! I sure as hell ain't gonna tell ya mine.
i'm telling ya, it wasn't that soon. they didn't let their presence be known until after mr. blonde went off. i'm not sayin' they weren't there, i'm sayin' they were there. but they didn't move in till mr. blonde became a madman. that's how i know we were set up. you can see that, can't you, mr. white?	Look, enough of this "Mr White" shit -
as soon as i heard the alarm, i saw the cops.	I'm telling ya, it wasn't that soon. They didn't let their presence be known until after Mr. Blonde went off. I'm not sayin' they weren't there, I'm sayin' they were there. But they didn't move in till Mr. Blonde became a madman. That's how I know we were set up. You can see that, can't you, Mr. White?
the cops didn't show up after the alarm went off. they didn't show till after mr. blonde started shooting everyone.	As soon as I heard the alarm, I saw the cops.
what's wrong with it?	The cops didn't show up after the alarm went off. They didn't show till after Mr. Blonde started shooting everyone.
that's not correct.	What's wrong with it?
okay, let's go through what happened. we're in the place, everything's going fine. then the alarm gets tripped. i turn around and all these cops are outside. you're right, it was like, bam! i blink my eyes are they're there. everybody starts going apeshit. then mr. blonde starts shootin' all the -	That's not correct.
why not?	Okay, let's go through what happened. We're in the place, everything's going fine. Then the alarm gets tripped. I turn around and all these cops are outside. You're right, it was like, bam! I blink my eyes are they're there. Everybody starts going apeshit. Then Mr. Blonde starts shootin' all the -
want a smoke?	Why not?
i'm cool.	Splash some water on your face. Take a breather.
what's done is done, i need you cool. are you cool?	I'm cool.
what the fuck am i doing here? i felt funny about this job right off. as soon as i felt it i should said "no thank you", and walked. but i never fucking listen. every time i ever got burned buying weed, i always knew the guy wasn't right. i just felt it. but i wanted to believe him. if he's not lyin' to me, and it really is thai stick, then whoa baby. but it's never thai stick. and i always said if i felt that way about a job, i'd walk. and i did, and i didn't, because of fuckin' money!	What's done is done, I need you cool. Are you cool?
let's go in the other room...	What the fuck am I doing here? I felt funny about this job right off. As soon as I felt it I should said "No thank you", and walked. But I never fucking listen. Every time I ever got burned buying weed, I always knew the guy wasn't right. I just felt it. But I wanted to believe him. If he's not lyin' to me, and it really is Thai stick, then whoa baby. But it's never Thai stick. And I always said if I felt that way about a job, I'd walk. And I did, and I didn't, because of fuckin' money!
well, you better start thinking about it. cause i, sure as fuck, am thinking about it. in fact, that's all i'm thinking about. i came this close to just driving off. whoever set us up, knows about this place. there could've been cops sitting here waiting for me. for all we know, there's cops, driving fast, on their way here now.	Let's go in the other room...
i haven't had a chance to think. first i was just trying to get the fuck outta there. and after we got away, i've just been dealin' with him.	Well, you better start thinking about it. Cause I, sure as fuck, am thinking about it. In fact, that's all I'm thinking about. I came this close to just driving off. Whoever set us up, knows about this place. There could've been cops sitting here waiting for me. For all we know, there's cops, driving fast, on their way here now.
you even doubt it? i don't think we got set up, i know we got set up! i mean really, seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? one minute they're not there, the next minute they're there. i didn't hear any sirens. the alarm went off, okay. okay, when an alarm goes off, you got an average of four minutes response time. unless a patrol car is cruising that street, at that particular moment, you got four minutes before they can realistically respond. in one minute there were seventeen blue boys out there. all loaded for bear, all knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing, and they were all just there! remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? those were the ones responding to the alarm. but those other motherfuckers were already there, they were waiting for us.  you haven't thought about this?	I haven't had a chance to think. First I was just trying to get the fuck outta there. And after we got away, I've just been dealin' with him.
you really think we were set up?	You even doubt it? I don't think we got set up, I know we got set up! I mean really, seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? One minute they're not there, the next minute they're there. I didn't hear any sirens. The alarm went off, okay. Okay, when an alarm goes off, you got an average of four minutes response time. Unless a patrol car is cruising that street, at that particular moment, you got four minutes before they can realistically respond. In one minute there were seventeen blue boys out there. All loaded for bear, all knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing, and they were all just there! Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? Those were the ones responding to the alarm. But those other motherfuckers were already there, they were waiting for us.  You haven't thought about this?
this is so fucked up. somebody fucked us big time.	You really think we were set up?
as opposed to good?	This is so fucked up. Somebody fucked us big time.
oh this is bad, this is so bad.  is it bad?	As opposed to good?
how the fuck do you think? the cops shot him.	Oh this is bad, this is so bad.  Is it bad?
goddamn, goddamn! how did he die?	How the fuck do you think? The cops shot him.
dead.	Goddamn, goddamn! How did he die?
oh that's just fucking great! where's brown?	Dead.
gun shot.	Oh that's just fucking great! Where's Brown?
waitressing is the number one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. it's the one job basically any woman can get, and make a living on. the reason is because of tips.	Fuck all that.
you don't have any idea what you're talking about. these people bust their ass. this is a hard job.	So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them. They're servin' ya food, you should tip em. But no, society says tip these guys over here, but not those guys over there. That's bullshit.
do you know what this is? it's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.	You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.
look of things, she doesn't.	Yeah. Keep a closer eye on her --  And him. Shootin' going on, we'll never find Lednov.
all i can get out of her is she don't care about livin'.	Look of things, she doesn't.
i wouldn't know. did you ask her?	All I can get out of her is she don't care about livin'.
what's she doin' runnin' around the country at night.	I wouldn't know. Did you ask her?
who shot who?	Nobody. The light was bad.
and that's more important than finding lednov?	Like you said, maybe he knows where my ranch is. If he does, he'll be waiting on the porch.
i've got eleven horses to get over the mountains before snow catches me and covers the feed.	And that's more important than finding Lednov?
we're going to look for him. want to come along?	I've got eleven horses to get over the mountains before snow catches me and covers the feed.
maybe he did.	We're going to look for him. Want to come along?
you should be. maybe lednov heard about that sonora ranch of yours.	Maybe he did.
hello graham -- joe -- mr. gardner.	Graham's got something to tell you might interest you.
and one of 'em is sick.	Why didn't you say so. Go right out and get her. Ed. build the fire up.
it doesn't matter who they are.	And one of 'em is sick.
but i'm going to have to leave 'em here. they're --- well they're not the sort of people you're used to.	It doesn't matter who they are.
tell them to come on in.	But I'm going to have to leave 'em here. They're --- well they're not the sort of people you're used to.
you don't know how good it is to see you.	Maybe you won't feel that way after I tell you what I stopped in for.
because... well, you said you wanted a man to think enough of you to walk in the place you were working and take you out of there... tonight i was sort of tied up with steve... but tomorrow i figured on doing just that.	I haven't got the job yet.
why?	Because... well, you said you wanted a man to think enough of you to walk in the place you were working and take you out of there... tonight I was sort of tied up with Steve... but tomorrow I figured on doing just that.
that job you were talkin' about, did you get it yet?	Why?
where you going?	To the other side of the street.
thanks for loading me on the stage. i know now why you did it.	Like I said, women get in the way sometimes.
thanks for taking over.	Thanks for loading me on the stage. I know now why you did it.
goodbye, mary.	By the way, if you ever go past the Wyatt ranch, have another talk with Elaine.
goodbye. thanks for the lift.	Goodbye, Mary.
i'm fool enough to believe that one of these days somebody will. somebody who wants me as i am will maybe walk into the place where i'm working and take me out of there.	Maybe they will.
hurry up.	I'm fool enough to believe that one of these days somebody will. Somebody who wants me as I am will maybe walk into the place where I'm working and take me out of there.
i can't change either. not unless somebody wants me enough to give me a hand.	Hurry up.
some of 'em you didn't mean but most of 'em you did. i don't blame you because i understand your way of thinking and why you think that way. you want your women on pedestals. but they have to be born on 'em -- they can fall off but they can't climb back up.	I can't help how I think. You're trained a certain way when you're a kid and you can't change.
it's going to sonora.	Fine -- maybe I'll see you there sometime.
maybe it isn't going to sonora, but it's going somewhere, which is all right with me.	It's going to Sonora.
i won't have you fighting over me.	I'm sorry.
if you want to go on, i can make it all right.	Like I said, I was thinkin' of the horses.
so grab yourself some sleep while you have the chance.	If you want to go on, I can make it all right.
go on, take it. then you can't spend the rest of the trip expecting to get paid.	There won't be any rest of the trip. Over the hill is a stage road and when we hit it you get dumped into the first stage that comes along. So keep your money. You'll need it for the fare. I'm fed up with you. I was fed up with you before we started.
all my clothes --	That's right -- worry about your clothes --
i suppose that's my fault.	All my clothes --
no, i'm not all right. i'm soaked and i hit myself against that rock.	I suppose that's my fault.
all right -- it's said!	Then let's get started. The sooner I get to Sonora, the better I'll like it.
save 'em for the girl in gingham. just tell me i'm not good enough for you. go on. say a woman like me can't change.	All right -- it's said!
if it's pretty speeches you want, you won't be hearing them. even when i mean 'em, they don't come easy.	Save 'em for the girl in gingham. Just tell me I'm not good enough for you. Go on. Say a woman like me can't change.
i'm awake now. go on. say what you want to say. i'll listen.	If it's pretty speeches you want, you won't be hearing them. Even when I mean 'em, they don't come easy.
i don't expect anything. a minute ago i hadn't cuite waked up.	I'm awake now. Go on. Say what you want to say. I'll listen.
what did you expect? speeches i don't mean?	I don't expect anything. A minute ago I hadn't cuite waked up.
what?	What does a man usually tell a girl?
tell me, darling.	What?
you don't mean that clay.	Tell me, darling.
maybe it's better that way.	You don't mean that Clay.
you should have. i don't like leaving things unfinished.	Maybe it's better that way.
you wouldn't do a thing like that, would you?	Yes. But -- that was the other night. Now -- I don't think I would.
you know so much about me -- figure it out.	So that's it --  You think I was making fun of your girl in gingham.
i don't know. i thought i did. now i'm not sure. i thought it had something to do with me.	Oh, it did. It had a great deal to do with you.
why do you think?	I don't know. I thought I did. Now I'm not sure. I thought it had something to do with me.
why did you change your mind about bringing us along?	Why do you think?
don't you trust me?	Not on this trail, I don't. I've been over it before. Anyway, you ought to be pretty sleepy. Why don't you climb in back.
you're not going out to look for them?	No, I'm not. All I want 'em to do is keep ahead of us -- a long way ahead. So I'm riding up the line aways to pick us out a new trail.
better go on back and get some more sleep. you'll need it later on.	You're not going out to look for them?
it's too light yet.	Better go on back and get some more sleep. You'll need it later on.
are we leaving?	It's too light yet.
he knows his alphabet.	That's fine.
will she be dark or fair?	Blonde as a new mop. And beautiful as the girl on a feed store calendar.
but the rest is right.	Will she be dark or fair?
i'll make the soap myself.	But the rest is right.
she wears this gingham dress -- cooks popovers -- makes jam in season -- makes her own soap from pig fat and wood ashes and has cheeks the color of red apples.	I'll make the soap myself.
go on. tell me more about her.	She wears this gingham dress -- cooks popovers -- makes jam in season -- makes her own soap from pig fat and wood ashes and has cheeks the color of red apples.
ever since you've looked after steve you've had the dream -- a ranch on the river -- good grass, good water, barn corral and house --- that part you've shared with steve. the girl in gingham you plan sneakin' in when he isn't looking.	Go on. Tell me more about her.
you should know. she's in your dream.	Ever since you've looked after Steve you've had the dream -- a ranch on the river -- good grass, good water, barn corral and house --- that part you've shared with Steve. The girl in gingham you plan sneakin' in when he isn't looking.
the who?	You should know. She's in your dream.
you've earned it -- the horse ranch on the toulomoe -- the girl in the spotted gingham.	The who?
thanks.	You've earned it -- the horse ranch on the Toulomoe -- the girl in the spotted gingham.
i hope you get everything you want out of life --	Thanks.
i couldn't leave you sitting by the road.	You could have treated us like they did in Aspen. No. You wouldn't do a thing like that -- it isn't in you to be mean or cruel.
you don't have to explain. did i tell you how grateful i am for what you've done?	I couldn't leave you sitting by the road.
and it's not only because the trip's a tough one --	You don't have to explain. Did I tell you how grateful I am for what you've done?
i suppose it is.	And it's not only because the trip's a tough one --
i'm sorry, but that's how it's got to be.	I suppose it is.
no, thanks.  i hope we won't be a burden to them.	I hope so, too.
coffee?	No, thanks.  I hope we won't be a burden to them.
we can't stay here!	It's a long walk back to Aspen.
hold on.	We can't stay here!
i didn't know anything about her except she wanted a job because some man had left her stranded. i couldn't leave her in the street. let's go.	Hold on.
didn't you know she had a father and mother out here?	I didn't know anything about her except she wanted a job because some man had left her stranded. I couldn't leave her in the street. Let's go.
so that was why she tried to run away.	Didn't you know she had a father and mother out here?
can we get a doctor at that ranch?	No, Ma'am, we can't. We can get a roof and a fire and maybe Mrs. Wyatt knows something about taking care of sick people.
but the nearest shelter's the wyatt ranch and that's maybe five hours away.	Can we get a doctor at that ranch?
they're stragglin'.	His letters will keep.
are the horses stragglin' or aren't they?	They're stragglin'.
learnin' to read has nothing to do with the right or the wrong side of the street.	Are the horses stragglin' or aren't they?
he's learning his letters.	Yeah. While the horses wander all over the country.
get back to the horses. they're straggling.	He's learning his letters.
like what?	Like sticking his nose into other people's business.
yeah.	That why you always took him on the other side of the street?
there's a nice boy.	Yeah.
would you, mr. phillips?	Go on, there's a good boy.
steve maybe you better get some wood for the fire.	Would you, Mr. Phillips?
if you were in his shoes would you take one of us home?	I'm not in his shoes, so leave me out of it.
of course it'll work. you can get another girl to fill out the act.	And look at it this way. How about Jim -- it puts him in a sort of tough spot.
where do you keep the can opener?	In the grub box.  Toward morning the dew gets kind of heavy so maybe you better fix up a bed under the wagon. Spread some bunch grass under the tarp and the ground won't be so hard.
mostly, we open a can of beans and boil some coffee.	Where do you keep the can opener?
but you eat, don't you?	Mostly, we open a can of beans and boil some coffee.
steve and me, we use a saddle for a pillow and roll up in a tarp.	But you eat, don't you?
thanks. and isn't there something we can do about supper -- or making the beds?	Steve and me, we use a saddle for a pillow and roll up in a tarp.
so am i.	It's a nice place owned by an old couple named Wyatt.
and this is helen carter.	I'm Clay Phillips.  My brother Steve.
what's the matter with her?	Too much excitement. Or maybe it's just the heat. How about the surrey. Can you fix it?
our kind of women?	You'll have to drive -- except down hill.
we have to get to sonora. there are jobs waiting for us there. we'll pay you for your trouble.	I'm not running a stage line, ma'am, and I can't take a chance on losing the horses.
you can stay here if you like.	We have to get to Sonora. There are jobs waiting for us there. We'll pay you for your trouble.
what good is it going to do us to go to some ranch?	You can stay here if you like.
course i can't. i'll give you a lift to the first ranch.	What good is it going to do us to go to some ranch?
you can't leave us here.	Course I can't. I'll give you a lift to the first ranch.
did you ever try taking a bunch of horses over sonora pass? it's quite a job.	You can't leave us here.
they won't be riding in the wagon.	Did you ever try taking a bunch of horses over Sonora Pass? It's quite a job.
as far as -- sonora?	Just about.
yes, ma'am.	As far as -- Sonora?
and this is helen carter.	I'm Clay Phillips.  My brother Steve.
it was a gift from the citizens of aspen. i'm mary wells.	And this is Helen Carter.
this must have been in the family a long time.	It was a gift from the citizens of Aspen. I'm Mary Wells.
what's the matter with her?	Too much excitement. How about the surrey. Can you fix it?
no. we came down the hill a little fast and...  ...the wheel broke.  can you fix it for us?	What's the matter with her?
anybody hurt?	No. We came down the hill a little fast and...  ...the wheel broke.  Can you fix it for us?
here's a man says he's looking for you girls.	Hello, Miss Wells.
so did i. they were in it.	She's a friend -- took off this morning sort of sudden while I wasn't around.
i found their surrey --	So did I. They were in it.
a fellow sees a fire go out all of a sudden, he don't take chances. my name's clayton and i'm looking for someone.	I found their surrey --
then don't come sneakin' around a man's camp.	A fellow sees a fire go out all of a sudden, he don't take chances. My name's Clayton and I'm looking for someone.
drop yours. i'm gunshy.	Then don't come sneakin' around a man's camp.
you've got to -- don't you understand -- they want me with them and they'll fix it so i have to go --	No they won't.
i can't --	You've got to -- don't you understand -- they want me with them and they'll fix it so I have to go --
which ranch?	How's that?
stretch out under the seat, miss.	Which ranch?
i -- lost something.	It wouldn't happen to be this...
i guess so -- but don't make a habit of it.	Well, then, I know it takes three -- four weeks for you to come round to admit when you're wrong... But by that time she's liable to be in China...
so -- maybe i'm old enough to tell you how to run your life?	I guess so -- but don't make a habit of it.
yeah -- but don't make a habit of it.	So -- maybe I'm old enough to tell you how to run your life?
guess maybe i'm old enough to hold my own in a fight, huh?	Yeah -- but don't make a habit of it.
you'll live.	Guess maybe I'm old enough to hold my own in a fight, huh?
kind of sore.	You'll live.
how's that?	Kind of sore.
sure. what other reason would there be?	I just wondered. Let's go.
is that the only reason you came back?	Sure. What other reason would there be?
like i told you, half those horses are mine. i'm makin' sure they get to the ranch safe. so let's quit arguing and do whatever you figure on doin'.	Is that the only reason you came back?
what did you come back for?	Like I told you, half those horses are mine. I'm makin' sure they get to the ranch safe. So let's quit arguing and do whatever you figure on doin'.
half of them are mine.	You'll get your share. Go on. I don't want you around.
it is so your fault and... and i guess maybe when we hit the ranch... you andme better...	You want to split up? --
she told me not to fight with you anymore. she said it wasn't your fault, but -- i figure different...	It is so your fault and... and I guess maybe when we hit the ranch... you andme better...
i don't care what she asked you.	She told me not to fight with you anymore. She said it wasn't your fault, but -- I figure different...
you know what she asked me?	I don't care what she asked you.
i said keep your nose out of my life. no kid is going to tell me how to run it.	You think you're so slmighty -- smart -- Who are you to sit up there and say nobody's good enough for you, like you said yesterday -- just because a man kisses a woman --
maybe i haven't lived as long as you have, but i know a sight more about people and i wouldn't talk to a mule like you talked to her and, if i did, i'd say how sorry i was. i'd be man enough to do that.	I said keep your nose out of my life. No kid is going to tell me how to run it.
you keep your nose out of my life, young fella.	Maybe I haven't lived as long as you have, but I know a sight more about people and I wouldn't talk to a mule like you talked to her and, if I did, I'd say how sorry I was. I'd be man enough to do that.
you oughta say you're sorry -- that's what you oughta do.	You keep your nose out of my life, young fella.
sit down and eat. till i say the word, you're doing what you're told.	You oughta say you're sorry -- that's what you oughta do.
go on, hit me.	Sit down and eat. Till I say the word, you're doing what you're told.
kind of feeling your oats this morning. i haven't laid a hand on you for quite a while, but that doesn't mean you're too old.	What makes you think you're so almighty? Telling people what to do and how to act when you don't even know how yourself.
i'll eat when i'm good and ready.	Kind of feeling your oats this morning. I haven't laid a hand on you for quite a while, but that doesn't mean you're too old.
come on. we got a couple hours to eat and get some sleep.	I'll eat when I'm good and ready.
all right, i hurt your feelings. but you know better than to go lightin' fires.	That ain't why. I just figure it's about time to start runnin' my own life.
i didn't stop to think, clay.	You better start.
want the wagon unloaded, clay?	Just the grub box and bed rolls.
i'm not, but there's some of it i don't see any sense to.	There's a lot of things I don't see any sense to. But make up your mind. Learn to read or --  -- go back and watch the horses.
don't go arguing with your teacher.	I'm not, but there's some of it I don't see any sense to.
finished, son?	There's only two of them now.
leaving them here when we could just as well take them. we got plenty of room in the wagon. and -- and -- they cook and drive the mules. they don't bother anybody.	Finished, son?
yeah, it does.	But you never can tell. Why don't you get that new rifle out of the wagon?
maybe i should. but i was never much on killin'. anyway, he moved too quick and i just got him through the shoulder.  looks pretty peaceful up ahead.	Yeah, it does.
maybe you shoulda killed him.	Maybe I should. But I was never much on killin'. Anyway, he moved too quick and I just got him through the shoulder.  Looks pretty peaceful up ahead.
i caught up with lednov in nogales. he didn't like the idea of comin' back across the border but he came. i turned him over to the sheriff and -- that's the story.	Maybe you shoulda killed him.
oh... that's the time you went away.	I caught up with Lednov in Nogales. He didn't like the idea of comin' back across the border but he came. I turned him over to the sheriff and -- that's the story.
that's what i told you then. only he didn't. lednov killed him.	Oh... that's the time you went away.
sure i do. went off down to mexico or something...	That's what I told you then. Only he didn't. Lednov killed him.
you remember jeff rawson? -- we used to go fishing and hunting with him when you were so high.	Sure I do. Went off down to Mexico or something...
sure i remember. you went to mexico lookin' for cattle.	You remember Jeff Rawson? -- We used to go fishing and hunting with him when you were so high.
i guess i have. you were pretty little when they locked him up. i don't suppose you even remember that time i was gone two months.	Sure I remember. You went to Mexico lookin' for cattle.
okeh, i was wrong. but you can't expect a fellow who never saw lednov and never heard his name until a while ago to do too much worryin'. you've been sorta close mouthed about him.	I guess I have. You were pretty little when they locked him up. I don't suppose you even remember that time I was gone two months.
it's all right with me if she teaches you, but i don't want you forgettin' your job.	I won't again.
can i have my gun back?	Sure. You'll find it under the wagon seat. Like I said before, a twenty- two's more your size.
that's right, steve.	Can I have my gun back?
a man can't help gettin' excited once in a while.	That's right, Steve.
they were quite a ways off and the wind was blowin'. i didn't have them to aim.	Good thing you didn't.
how'd you happen to miss?	They were quite a ways off and the wind was blowin'. I didn't have them to aim.
there was only three of them at first. i guess i lost my head.	How'd you happen to miss?
where'd they go?	Swimming.
i've got eleven horses.	Morgan blood. The beat in Nevada. Clay and me have a place on the Toulomne River. We're going to raise horses like these.
they sure must have been travelin'. this keeps up we can start a store.	Things get tough next winter, you'll have somethin' to wear.
he doesn't like me. what you eatin'?	Lednov.
why?	He doesn't like me. What you eatin'?
yeah -- and lednov's only lookin' for one man. me.	Why?
sure a lot of guys lookin' for lednov.	Yeah -- and Lednov's only lookin' for one man. Me.
and meet him there.	Unless the sheriff gets too close and he holes up.
that's lednov!  we come along here.	And meet him there.
do you have to be so close-mouthed? i'm your brother. and i'm ridin' with you. remember?	All right. I'll tell you.
maybe at the ranch. maybe sooner than that.	Do you have to be so close-mouthed? I'm your brother. And I'm ridin' with you. Remember?
at the ranch maybe?	Maybe at the ranch. Maybe sooner than that.
yes.	At the ranch maybe?
you must be plenty worried about lednov sneakin' up on us.  think he will?	Yes.
the other fellow wasn't even lookin'.	This is an awful nice gun.  Certainly come in handy when there's men around who shoot people that aren't lookin'.
in a fight?	The other fellow wasn't even lookin'.
you sure worry that bone. he killed a fellow.	In a fight?
what was he in jail for?	You sure worry that bone. He killed a fellow.
the thing to do is stick to rabbits.	What was he in jail for?
but it's leaded up and anyway a 22's no good for real huntin'. you shoot a man with a 22 and where are you?	The thing to do is stick to rabbits.
no call to. that jail looked pretty solid to me.  how's she feel?	Nice.
you never said this lednov's name before, that i can remember.	No call to. That jail looked pretty solid to me.  How's she feel?
i don't want to run short.	You never said this Lednov's name before, that I can remember.
like why you're buyin' a whole slew of 30 30 shells all of a sudden.	I don't want to run short.
like what?	Like why you're buyin' a whole slew of 30 30 shells all of a sudden.
you might tell a fellow things, 'specially if the fellow's your brother, seems to me.	Like what?
who's lednov?	A man I used to know.
that's right.	I don't see no sense to makin' people leave town if they don't want to leave.
how does she draw?	A little hot.
you're not bein' quite fair.	What's there to be fair about?
i can't take her with me.	Nobody asked you to.
all right, you didn't know.	I can't take her with me.
i'm sorry about this, mr. wyatt. i didn't know you had a daughter.	All right, you didn't know.
what's there to be fair about?	I'm sorry about this, Mr. Wyatt. I didn't know you had a daughter.
you're not bein' quite fair.	What's there to be fair about?
i can't take her with me.	Nobody asked you to.
all right, you didn't know.	I can't take her with me.
i'm sorry about this, mr. wyatt. i didn't know who she was.	All right, you didn't know.
yeah, how did you know?	The whole state's lookin' for 'em.  And they're lookin' for me.
three men on matched roans?	Yeah, how did you know?
you can light the lamp.  i'm sure glad it's you. we were afraid those killers might come back.	Three men on matched roans?
i'm sorry. let's go.	That's a good girl.
don't act so -- crazy.	I'm sorry. Let's go.
don't ask me because i won't tell you! i won't tell anybody! go away!	Don't act so -- crazy.
runnin' off and worryin' people. makin' it tougher on clay than it is already.	Don't ask me because I won't tell you! I won't tell anybody! Go away!
what's botherin' you, anyway?	Runnin' off and worryin' people. Makin' it tougher on Clay than it is already.
i said i didn't care.	What's botherin' you, anyway?
suppose that lednov was to have found you, instead of me. why you wouldn't have had a chance.	I said I didn't care.
i don't care.	Suppose that Lednov was to have found you, instead of me. Why you wouldn't have had a chance.
you can't stay here. there's snakes and it's cold and you'll just get sicker.	I don't care.
there, there. don't you upset yourself --	If she says anything to them I'll kill her.
she mustn't -- don't you let her --	There, there. Don't you upset yourself --
that's right -- you go back to sleep. tomorrow when you feel better things will look a whole lot different. don't you worry about anything -- mary's going to talk things over with your folks --	She mustn't -- don't you let her --
go away -- please.	That's right -- you go back to sleep. Tomorrow when you feel better things will look a whole lot different. Don't you worry about anything -- Mary's going to talk things over with your folks --
darling -- now i've got you all upset.	Go away -- please.
stop it -- stop it.	Darling -- now I've got you all upset.
not if i know mary. when she rides into sonora, you'll be with her. and mighty glad to be there after this. i don't see how you stood it as long as you did.	Stop it -- stop it.
i'm not going anywhere. i'm staying here where i belong.	Not if I know Mary. When she rides into Sonora, you'll be with her. And mighty glad to be there after this. I don't see how you stood it as long as you did.
drink this and stop being silly. why would anyone want to live in this place. you might as well be dead and buried. nothing to do but look at mountains. in a week you'd be talking to yourself.  maybe that's what got you started in the first place.	I'm not going anywhere. I'm staying here where I belong.
but i want to stay.	Drink this and stop being silly. Why would anyone want to live in this place. You might as well be dead and buried. Nothing to do but look at mountains. In a week you'd be talking to yourself.  Maybe that's what got you started in the first place.
don't talk -- eat -- we want to get you well quick as we can so we can all get out of here.	But I want to stay.
it isn't that --	Don't talk -- eat -- we want to get you well quick as we can so we can all get out of here.
if you're worried about mary and me talkin' too much, don't. no matter how many questions your old man asks. we know how to keep our mouths shut.	It isn't that --
of course i do -- but it'd be better for you -- and the house is kind of small --	If you're worried about Mary and me talkin' too much, don't. No matter how many questions your old man asks. We know how to keep our mouths shut.
he won't take us.  don't you want us around?	Of course I do -- but it'd be better for you -- and the house is kind of small --
helen -- why don't you and mary go on with clay?	He won't take us.  Don't you want us around?
i figure we'll get along just fine.	Well cheer, why don't you? No more responsibilities, Mary. Marcia -- Elaine -- me -- all taken care of. Down there feeding horses and raising kids, you won't have a thing to worry about.
you're sure there's more where this came from?	Plenty more.  And somewhere up there's the lode, the rock rotten with it.
up here in the hills, a man gets a hankering to smell powder.	Then why stay in the hills.
i like it.	Up here in the hills, a man gets a hankering to smell powder.
that sure smells good.	I like it.
go on. take your bath. i'll beat it.	You wouldn't have a smoke on you, would you?
the way you act, it must be something pretty secret.	Go on. Take your bath. I'll beat it.
just a thing i was workin' on.	The way you act, it must be something pretty secret.
what is it?	Just a thing I was workin' on.
no. but it's mine and i didn't want anyone foolin' with it.	What is it?
that something i shouldn't see?	No. But it's mine and I didn't want anyone foolin' with it.
me snoopin'? i came down here to take a bath.	That something I shouldn't see?
you got no business snoopin' around --	Me snoopin'? I came down here to take a bath.
when i ask questions, i like to hear answers.	They went on like I told you.
suppose i take a look.	Go ahead.
yeah.	Suppose I take a look.
and you're all alone.	Yeah.
some people who went by this way lost it.  two men and some women. they packed their stuff on horses and went on.	And you're all alone.
i suppose that's your wagon in the river.	Some people who went by this way lost it.  Two men and some women. They packed their stuff on horses and went on.
there aren't any women here.	I suppose that's your wagon in the river.
even women?	There aren't any women here.
yes, people make me restless.	Even women?
what's the matter -- restless?	Yes, people make me restless.
well, say it.	What's the matter -- restless?
i saw your fire and dropped by to say hello.	Well, say it.
goodbye and thanks.	I don't like to see you go.
i knew something would happen when they started puttin' up fences and passin' laws.	Goodbye and thanks.
we tried to point that out. but there were some pretty nosey citizens who wouldn't listen to reason. they said aspen had outgrown us. it's all right to play poker in your own home but not in a saloon.	I knew something would happen when they started puttin' up fences and passin' laws.
they shouldn't have done that.	We tried to point that out. But there were some pretty nosey citizens who wouldn't listen to reason. They said Aspen had outgrown us. It's all right to play poker in your own home but not in a saloon.
aspen doesn't want us mr. graham. they threw us out.	They shouldn't have done that.
there you are. now take it easy and you'll be all right.	Thank you, Mr. Graham.
not exactly. they decided gambling and dancing were bad for people.  can i make it?	Depends on how good you drive.
what do you know about that. did you sell your place?	Not exactly. They decided gambling and dancing were bad for people.  Can I make it?
until you came along we were going to sonora.	What do you know about that. Did you sell your place?
mary, honey. i talked too much, like always -- he thinks you told elaine the things i told her.	I don't care what he thinks.
i'm sure of this. but not of you.  you won't open any joint. i've been watching you change. you're mad now and you think you can change back. but you can't. you'll end up making beds in a boarding house.	That's it then.
sounds fine. only that isn't how it's going to be.	I'm sure of this. But not of you.  You won't open any joint. I've been watching you change. You're mad now and you think you can change back. But you can't. You'll end up making beds in a boarding house.
-- gaslights and a dance floor and a big bar. cash registers with bells and a couple of boys with armbands just to keep 'em ringing. what do you think of that?	Sounds fine. Only that isn't how it's going to be.
give it back to him. we're leavin'.	Maybe you are. I'm not.
we might as well start a fire.	Go ahead.  Get in training for the pioneer life. I'm finding the nearest body of water and climbing into it.
what's the use.	Please. Maybe he'll take a good look at you and stop thinking so much about his horses.
go on. have another try at him.	What's the use.
maybe i better start working on him.	You'd think he'd do it for Elaine's sake, at least...
how many ways can a man say no.	Maybe I better start working on him.
you're not giving up?	How many ways can a man say no.
what are you waiting for? do something.	You're not giving up?
he certainly could. about a month.	What are you waiting for? Do something.
clay could save us an awful lot of time.	He certainly could. About a month.
no we don't. but that's where we're going. from minden we take a stage to reno, then another one over to auburn and another one to placerville. then it's a day's trip to sonora.	Clay could save us an awful lot of time.
we don't want to go there.	No we don't. But that's where we're going. From Minden we take a stage to Reno, then another one over to Auburn and another one to Placerville. Then it's a day's trip to Sonora.
until pa gets around to driving us to minden.	We don't want to go there.
how long do you think we'll have to stay here?	Until Pa gets around to driving us to Minden.
and we're running out of that.	There's still tomorrow morning.
i tried my best, but these things take time.	And we're running out of that.
that's not what's worryin' me. why didn't she tell us? maybe we could have done somethin' -- gone somewhere else -- puttin' a poor sick kid through this --	Quit worryin' about Elaine.
it isn't like this was the first place we were ever thrown out of.	That's not what's worryin' me. Why didn't she tell us? Maybe we could have done somethin' -- gone somewhere else -- puttin' a poor sick kid through this --
with a milk pail in one hand and a marriage license in the other.	Why didn't you say you wanted to get married back in Aspen. I told the man in Sonora there were four of us. If only three show up, he might call the whole deal off. We've got to stick together. Like we've always done.
you think that's all we busted -- you should see...	Now where's she goin'? --
maybe you're going about this all wrong. why not try telling him we'll do the cookin' and mendin' and washin' for him. that usually works.  yeah, but suppose he took us up on it. where would we be?	Maybe in Sonora.
how far up the trail?	I don't know -- I don't know.
up the trail.	How far up the trail?
where is he?	Up the trail.
clay phillips.	Where is he?
stop it --	Clay Phillips.
you said somebody was comin' back -- who's comin' back?	Stop it --
who brought you here?	You said somebody was comin' back -- who's comin' back?
everybody knows --	Who brought you here?
how do you know who we are?	Everybody knows --
we got company. female company.	Yeah, we sure have.
one night more won't matter. your friend'll be there. anyway i don't think so much of the idea of prowling around his ranch. he knows you're out so he ain't going to sit still for it.	I said I had a guy to see and I'm going to see him.
i said let's go.	One night more won't matter. Your friend'll be there. Anyway I don't think so much of the idea of prowling around his ranch. He knows you're out so he ain't going to sit still for it.
he can wait. let's stay here until morning.	I said let's go.
because there's a man i want to see.	He can wait. Let's stay here until morning.
what for?	Because there's a man I want to see.
we got to get movin'.	What for?
what are you doin' --	Lookin' around.
that won't help the stone bruise. you ain't been around horses much, looks like.	Will you quit gabbin' and do what you're told.
put on another one.	That won't help the stone bruise. You ain't been around horses much, looks like.
he dropped a shoe. you shouldn't be ridin' him.	Put on another one.
why, yes. they're all i need...	Mine's gone lame. Take a look at him.
goodnight, miss wells.	If you need me, I'll be --
goodnight.	Goodnight, Miss Wells.
you don't know what it is to be sorry.	Steve --
you stretch out. i'll fix something to eat.	Thanks, Steve.
for the last ten miles i've been trying to figure out how to sleep sitting up. i'm getting to the point where i don't think there's any place named sonora.	It's a long ways yet.  I figure we ought to camp. She's tired.
oh, sure.	Let me do that.
she was only teasin'.	Oh, sure.
but you're his brother.	He'll treat his wife just as good. Maybe better. Ever see him use a bull snake on the mules like other wranglers?
don't pay any attention to him. that's his way and i've found he's sure easy to get along with. i don't recollect him havin' hit me more'n a couple of times and i guess i had it comin'.	But you're his brother.
you were supposed to be reading words.	I was doin' both. Here.
like when you were standin' there looking after clay. i knew right off what you were thinking. because i've been watching you.	You were supposed to be reading words.
and you've got me all figured out?	Sure.
sometimes not knowin' how to read has its points. you can't read books so you look at people and figure 'em out.	And you've got me all figured out?
nobody's gonna catch him sleeping. don't worry about him.	Oh, I wasn't worrying.  I saw him saddling up and thought he was ready to leave.
well, steve?	Now I know what a unicorn is, what do we do next?
you don't read to fill your stomach... poetry, for instance. all the poems in the world wouldn't fill you half as much as a bowl of eatmeal -- but they make you feel good.	I feel good anyways.
an' if you can't hunt 'em and even if you could they'd be tough, what's the use of knowin' how to spell them?	You don't read to fill your stomach... Poetry, for instance. All the poems in the world wouldn't fill you half as much as a bowl of eatmeal -- but they make you feel good.
then if they wasn't alive, how can they be an animal?...	An' if you can't hunt 'em and even if you could they'd be tough, what's the use of knowin' how to spell them?
kind of tough, i guess... but you're not liable to hunt them -- i don't think there's any alive now, anyways -- and i'm not sure but i don't think there ever were...	Then if they wasn't alive, how can they be an animal?...
would they be good to eat?	Kind of tough, I guess... But you're not liable to hunt them -- I don't think there's any alive now, anyways -- and I'm not sure but I don't think there ever were...
how about california?	Would they be good to eat?
no.	How about California?
horses with horns! huh! do we have 'em in nevada?	No.
hmmm... sort of like a horse -- with a horn in the center of its forehead.	Horses with horns! Huh! Do we have 'em in Nevada?
what do they look like?	Hmmm... sort of like a horse -- with a horn in the center of its forehead.
unicorn -- a kind of animal --	What do they look like?
u-n-i-c-o-r-n-... what in heck's that?	Unicorn -- a kind of animal --
there's plenty of use for reading -- you'll see.	U-n-i-c-o-r-n-... What in heck's that?
-- and even if i do learn to read, what use'll it be? i'm goin' to live on a ranch!	There's plenty of use for reading -- you'll see.
and that's tough, isn't it?	Without someone to teach you, it's tough.
from a to z. all you have to do now is figure out what they mean put together in words.	And that's tough, isn't it?
then i know my alphabet.	From A to Z. All you have to do now is figure out what they mean put together in words.
that's the end of the line.	Then I know my alphabet.
what comes after z?	That's the end of the line.
aren't we stayin'?	No. We're not stayin' --
don't be silly... nobody's too old to learn.	Okay. A-B-C -- D-E-F -- G-H-I --
i'm too old for it, miss wells... that's for little kids.	Don't be silly... Nobody's too old to learn.
why not? you went farther than that last time.	I'm too old for it, Miss Wells... That's for little kids.
gee, i can't.	Why not? You went farther than that last time.
good night, miss wells.	Good night, Steve.
did someone say i wasn't nice?	Oh no. Nobody said nothing to me. Only I got the idea that -- well Clay and me used to be walking through town and there was your place and through the window I could see you dancing, but Clay always took me over to the other side of the street.
you're so nice.	Did someone say I wasn't nice?
that'd be swell.  you know, you're an awful lot different than i thought you'd be.	You're so nice.
maybe i could start you out.	That'd be swell.  You know, you're an awful lot different than I thought you'd be.
i sure would.	Maybe I could start you out.
would you like to learn them?	I sure would.
it wasn't clay's fault. we've been moving around most all the time -- mebbe when we get the ranch and stay in one place i can learn my letters then --	Don't you even know your letters?
but he just never troubled to have you get any schooling?	It wasn't Clay's fault. We've been moving around most all the time -- mebbe when we get the ranch and stay in one place I can learn my letters then --
since i can remember, ma'am.	But he just never troubled to have you get any schooling?
your brother's always looked after you, hasn't he?	Since I can remember, Ma'am.
is that your kind of reading, steve?	I can't read, Ma'am. I just look at the pictures.
pleased to meet you, ma'am.  we found your trunk. were you doin' the driven'?	I was at first. Then I was hanging on.  Are you going far?
alex, what are you doing?	Shut up, you slut. You think you can take him from me? Well, over my dead body.
no, i won't let you do it.	Alex, what are you doing?
i think he wants me.	Ha! Right bitch!
oh, he was a widower. why didn't you say that?...  don't worry, sweetie, i can whip up a new batch in a flash.	I think he wants me.
i found a picture of his wife.	Wife?!
ah, they just don't know you the way i do.	I found a picture of his wife.
brenda was right. there's more to the story than the professor told us. i found a secret room. it had all these news clippings about hugh kane. he was a very evil man.	Ah, they just don't know you the way I do.
well, we never made it official, so i guess we were technically never really boyfriend and girlfriend, but i was seeing him in school. i saw him at the mall about six months ago and i was too nervous to introduce myself so i followed him to his car, and jotted down the license plate number. it was registered to his mother, so i went to her house. she was so nice. i mean, she seemed like she would be nice 'cuz i never really spoke to her. i just waited til she went to work then i climbed in through her window and borrowed her phone book. i say borrowed because i'm going to give it back one day. but anyway, i called everyone in it til i found her son. he wasn't home when i called so i left this message how much in love i was with him. i was, and how i wanted to have his children. just really opening up, and he never called back. i'd call and call, and anyway, six months and two restraining orders later i just decided i deserved better. what about you? do you have a boyfriend?	No, I haven't dated in a while. My last boyfriend's...
that's always tough. how long were you together?	Well, we never made it official, so I guess we were technically never really boyfriend and girlfriend, but I was seeing him in school. I saw him at the mall about six months ago and I was too nervous to introduce myself so I followed him to his car, and jotted down the license plate number. It was registered to his mother, so I went to her house. She was so nice. I mean, she seemed like she would be nice 'cuz I never really spoke to her. I just waited til she went to work then I climbed in through her window and borrowed her phone book. I say borrowed because I'm going to give it back one day. But anyway, I called everyone in it til I found her son. He wasn't home when I called so I left this message how much in love I was with him. I was, and how I wanted to have his children. Just really opening up, and he never called back. I'd call and call, and anyway, six months and two restraining orders later I just decided I deserved better. What about you? Do you have a boyfriend?
yeah, i'm fine. i just broke up with my boyfriend, that's all.	That's always tough. How long were you together?
are you okay?	Yeah, I'm fine. I just broke up with my boyfriend, that's all.
that's it.	Oh, this is too much. I'm gonna have to play these numbers. Remind me to pick up a Lotto ticket.
in room "302" at ten o'clock?	That's it.
me, too. 101?	In room "302" at ten o'clock?
do i know you?	Well, actually, we've never met officially, but I bumped into you at the cafeteria and you were so sweet. I said, "I'm sorry," and you said, "Watch it, white bitch, or I'll put my size eight in your ass." I thought how cool. I wear a size eight, too. Anyway, this is my best friend, Cindy.
hey, brenda.	Do I know you?
my favorite memory was when we --	Would you die already?!
oh, remember that time i got my training bra and you --	Never happened!
okay... maybe that would be best.	Oh, remember that time I got my training bra and you --
oh... i guess i'll die now.	Okay... maybe that would be best.
uh, alex, we've only know each other one day.	Oh... I guess I'll die now.
and remember that trip we took to africa? that safari was so wonderful. me, you... best of friends... forever.	Uh, Alex, we've only know each other one day.
cindy, what's going on?	It's Hanson, he's evil. Let's get him!
oh my god, the ghost has buddy! brenda do something!	Okay.
hey, look, i'm wilma flintstone.	Hey, I have an idea...
it's coming!	What?! What is it, a monster?!
it would've just been you, if you would've kept your mouth shut.	It's coming!
oh my god! we're dead!	It would've just been you, if you would've kept your mouth shut.
help!	Now, why that bitch gotta bring that shit this way? I hope she didn't see me.
brenda, are you okay? come sit.	No, you don't understand. It's here in these statues...
ouch!!	Brenda, are you okay? Come sit.
you better be careful. i heard some girl got her ass whooped and jacket stolen earlier today.  hey, what class do we have next?	Psychology.
thanks.	You better be careful. I heard some girl got her ass whooped and jacket stolen earlier today.  Hey, what class do we have next?
hey girl, that jacket is slamming.	Thanks.
really? that's amazing.	Hey girl, that jacket is slamming.
oh my god. madam elsa, my psychic, told me i would meet somebody whose name starts with a letter of the alphabet today.	Really? That's amazing.
actually, i just met her. this is alex.	Oh my god. Madam Elsa, my psychic, told me I would meet somebody whose name starts with a letter of the alphabet today.
hey, cindy. your friend needs help.	Actually, I just met her. This is Alex.
we already know each other. hey, brenda.	Hey, Cindy. Your friend needs help.
but he could still be haunting the house. he's angry that he had to leave.	He's not dead, you idiot. He lives in Florida. Now, shut up and let me finish.
no, he lost the house after the stock market crash.	But he could still be haunting the house. He's angry that he had to leave.
yes, of course, uriah. i feel his evil presence.	No, he lost the house after the stock market crash.
no, they sold the house in 1920 to a millionaire, uriah bloodworth.	Yes, of course, Uriah. I feel his evil presence.
yes, i feel their spirits. cora... keaton... i am here to communicate...	No, they sold the house in 1920 to a millionaire, Uriah Bloodworth.
this house was built in 1898 by a man named archibald keaton as a gift to his wife, cora.	Yes, I feel their spirits. Cora... Keaton... I am here to communicate...
ray, run faster.	Okay.
where's shorty?	I don't know. He was right behind us. Wait here. I'll be right back.
he's right. i should go first.	He's so brave.
are you okay? i thought i heard screaming.	Oh, I'm fine... just clowning around.
yeah, i think i'll feel better sleeping in the arms of a strong man.	Yeah, me too.
you sure?	Yeah, I think I'll feel better sleeping in the arms of a strong man.
no, stay.	You sure?
so, i guess i can go now.	No, stay.
i'm fine. just a few bruises.	So, I guess I can go now.
i just wanted to make sure you were okay.	I'm fine. Just a few bruises.
ray, have you been here all this time?	I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
shhh... it's okay.	Ray, have you been here all this time?
hello brenda.	Hello Ray.
i don't care. you pick.	Hot dogs.
what should we get?	I don't care. You pick.
yeah.  can i borrow five bucks?	What should we get?
oh, buddy, that's so romantic.	Yeah.  Can I borrow five bucks?
hey, wanna' share a soda?	Oh, Buddy, that's so romantic.
that's what your man is supposed to do.	Hey, wanna' share a soda?
oh, buddy, i've never had someone be so protective of me!	That's what your man is supposed to do.
hey, look out, a bee!	Oh, Buddy, I've never had someone be so protective of me!
let's get a hot dog.	Hey, look out, a bee!
that sounds kinda gay, but since you're a guy, i guess it's okay.	Let's get a hot dog.
you know, walking on the beach, holding hands, kissing, making love...	That sounds kinda gay, but since you're a guy, I guess it's okay.
then what are we going to do?	You know, walking on the beach, holding hands, kissing, making love...
i don't want to be your friend like this anymore.	Then what are we going to do?
oh.	I don't want to be your friend like this anymore.
stop it! i'm just trying to say i think we should take our friendship to the next level.	Oh.
look, what i'm trying to say --	Stop it! I'm just trying to say I think we should take our friendship to the next level.
look, what i'm trying to say --	Look, what I'm trying to say --
listen to me i --	Look, what I'm trying to say --
listen to me i --	Listen to me I --
i know, but i've been thinking --	Listen to me I --
i know, but i've been thinking --	I know, but I've been thinking --
yeah, i know, i just love having a guy for a friend.	I know, but I've been thinking --
cindy, about this whole friendship thing...	Yeah, I know, I just love having a guy for a friend.
there's something i want to share with you too. here, smell this.	Cindy, about this whole friendship thing...
there's something i really want to share with you.	There's something I want to share with you too. Here, smell this.
no, buddy, i'm the one he wants.	Actually, I was going to say let me have your computer if you die.
cindy, let me...	No, Buddy, I'm the one he wants.
cindy, please! it's a matter of life and death. i'm asking you a friend.	Well... okay... but only as a friend.
now, come on -- you know i'm not ready for that kind of --	Cindy, please! It's a matter of life and death. I'm asking you a friend.
better try a little higher.	Now, come on -- you know I'm not ready for that kind of --
no. keep rubbing.	Better try a little higher.
feel that?	No. Keep rubbing.
no. try a little higher.	Feel that?
can you feel that?	No. Try a little higher.
what are we gonna do? i'm cold. i can't move, i'm so cold.	Can you feel that?
he's here.	Shit!
well, i was hoping to get my balls licked.	He's here.
what about you, buddy?	Well, I was hoping to get my balls licked.
huh?	What about you, Buddy?
like, i've always wanted to walk on the moon.	Huh?
great!!!	Like, I've always wanted to walk on the moon.
we should act out our inner most fantasies.	Great!!!
i was thinking the same thing.	We should act out our inner most fantasies.
oh, buddy, i was thinking the same thing. it might be our last night in this house. and i think we should take full advantage of it.	I was thinking the same thing.
yes...	Oh, Buddy, I was thinking the same thing. It might be our last night in this house. And I think we should take full advantage of it.
that we should take our friendship a little further?	Yes...
cindy, i've been thinking about this whole friend thing. i never had a friend that cares for me the way you do... i mean, there's ray, but he cares for me in a different way. you know, bringing me flowers. running my bath water. and then there's nights i wake up screaming and i look over and ray's in my bed. holding me. and seeing that tonight might be our last night together, i was thinking...	That we should take our friendship a little further?
come on. there's a first aid kit in the lab.	Cindy, I've been thinking about this whole friend thing. I never had a friend that cares for me the way you do... I mean, there's Ray, but he cares for me in a different way. You know, bringing me flowers. Running my bath water. And then there's nights I wake up screaming and I look over and Ray's in my bed. Holding me. And seeing that tonight might be our last night together, I was thinking...
yeah, i think i'm bleeding.	Come on. There's a first aid kit in the lab.
well, if that's hanson, then who's the guy with the hand?	Hugh Kane.
let's get outta here.	Wait, I want to check something. Give me a hand.
it looks like the furnace.	Let's get outta here.
where the hell are we?	It looks like the furnace.
oh yeah... another difference is she looks more sophisticated and classy. more feminine. and her tits are perfect. not pointy and funny looking, or spaced too far apart...	Alright!
her hair doesn't have as many split ends at yours. her skin isn't as oily as yours, either. also, sometimes your eyes get kinda squinty and they look like you might have down's syndrome or something. otherwise the resemblance is uncanny.	Oh yeah... another difference is she looks more sophisticated and classy. More feminine. And her tits are perfect. Not pointy and funny looking, or spaced too far apart...
wow, she's beautiful. you really think she looks like me?	Her hair doesn't have as many split ends at yours. Her skin isn't as oily as yours, either. Also, sometimes your eyes get kinda squinty and they look like you might have Down's Syndrome or something. Otherwise the resemblance is uncanny.
whoa, check this out. she looks like you.	Wow, she's beautiful. You really think she looks like me?
dude, somebody's on the rag.	Shhh!
buddy...	Wait, I'm just about to tell you the best part.
sure. we can practice talking.	Okay.
yeah, it will be fine. i wanna check something out. will you come with me?	Sure. We can practice talking.
it sounds gay, but guess since you're a girl it's okay, huh?	Yeah, it will be fine. I wanna check something out. Will you come with me?
gentle stuff like talking, sharing thoughts and ideas, secrets and past experiences. stuff like that, you know.	It sounds gay, but guess since you're a girl it's okay, huh?
then what kinda stuff can we do?	Gentle stuff like talking, sharing thoughts and ideas, secrets and past experiences. Stuff like that, you know.
that's just it, buddy. i'm a girl. you can't be so rough with me.	Then what kinda stuff can we do?
yeah, it's great, isn't it. i think it's so cool... have a girl as a friend.	That's just it, Buddy. I'm a girl. You can't be so rough with me.
you know, buddy, about this friendship thing...	Yeah, it's great, isn't it. I think it's so cool... have a girl as a friend.
hi buddy.	Open chest!!!
sure, that would be cool. friends.	Okay. See you later, friend.
but, hey, maybe we can be friends.	Sure, that would be cool. Friends.
i'm sorry, buddy. you seem really nice, but i'm just getting over a really bad relationship, and i'm not ready to start dating yet.	But, hey, maybe we can be friends.
maybe we can study together or something.	I'm sorry, Buddy. You seem really nice, but I'm just getting over a really bad relationship, and I'm not ready to start dating yet.
yeah.	Maybe we can study together or something.
so it looks like we're going to be spending the weekend together.	Yeah.
oh, yeah. i'm just curious about that kind of stuff.	So it looks like we're going to be spending the weekend together.
i meant you're into ghosts.	Oh, yeah. I'm just curious about that kind of stuff.
no. i never date outside my race.	I meant you're into ghosts.
so, i see you're really into spooks.	No. I never date outside my race.
thanks. i'm cindy.	So, I see you're really into spooks.
hey, you left your book back there.	Thanks. I'm Cindy.
but he'll kill her!	That means more screen time for us.
let her go, cin.	But he'll kill her!
so, whatever happened to her?	She killed herself a week before he died.
okay, i get the point.	So, whatever happened to her?
good-night, cin. i'll be next door if you need me.	Thanks, I'll be fine.
no, i just heard the commotion, and when i got there i guess it was gone.	What, you think I did this to myself?
i think so.	Come on. We better get you cleaned up.
are you okay?	I think so.
ray, you saved my life. are you okay?	Yeah, I broke my fall.
where's shorty?	I don't know. He was right behind me a minute ago.
what's your location? i repeat, what's your location?	Right behind you.
the ghost is close. he almost got us. buddy is hurt.	What's your location? I repeat, what's your location?
this is ray. what's up? where are you?	The ghost is close. He almost got us. Buddy is hurt.
come in somebody. can you hear me?	This is Ray. What's up? Where are you?
how about these buns?	Yeah, they're so warm and soft.
listen, no need for you to worry. all that stuff that happened before is behind us. let's just try to move on.	I am. So just do me a favor and stay away from me.
oh, right.	Listen, no need for you to worry. All that stuff that happened before is behind us. Let's just try to move on.
it's the sequel.	Oh, right.
oh, my god, ray! what are you doing here?	It's the sequel.
it's okay.	Oh, my God, Ray! What are you doing here?
i'm sorry, i should have been watching where i...	It's okay.
noooo!!!	Yes!!!!
now you'll be mine, cindy.	Noooo!!!
this can't be happening?	Now you'll be mine, Cindy.
didn't i just say that? fucking listen. anyway, i did it all for carolyn. he never appreciated her, but i worshipped that woman and still she rejected me. so, i came back for you. just like i did for carolyn.	This can't be happening?
both of them?	Didn't I just say that? Fucking listen. Anyway, I did it all for Carolyn. He never appreciated her, but I worshipped that woman and still she rejected me. So, I came back for you. Just like I did for Carolyn.
yes, it was me all along. i killed hugh kane and his mistress.	Both of them?
it was you...	Yes, it was me all along. I killed Hugh Kane and his mistress.
stop! --	Made you say it!
not in a thousand years.	Stop! --
tell me, cindy. would you ever tell me "stop. if you loved me you'd stop."	Not in a thousand years.
stop touching his brain!	Um, I'm not touching anything.
hanson, please.	Don't worry Cindy, the brain itself feels no pain.
morphine? chloroform? horse tranquilizers? you've drugged him!	No, actually, I found him like this. That's his stuff.
ummm!! they smell delicious.	Thanks. I made them by hand.
i'm cindy.	I'm Hanson the caretaker.
oh my god! i'm here with the...	Yes, Professor Oldman's group. Forgive me. I didn't mean to frighten you.
cool, but remember, as soon as he gets on the platform you gotta get out of there.  nobody wants to go.	Alright, let's take a vote...
someone is going to have to lure him onto the platform.	I'll go.
what are we gonna do?	We have to destroy him.
he won't let us go. he's going to kill us.	Quick, everyone to the lab.
what the hell are you doing?	Just wait, you'll see.
would you like me to help you pass them back?	I don't need your help.
father, i don't understand. tell me what happened?	Soon, but first I must bless this house.
i'm sorry.	Father, I don't understand. Tell me what happened?
no, my friends are right here!	I'm sorry.
my child you are the only survivor.	No, my friends are right here!
me and my friends... you see there was this ghost. he came out of nowhere and....	My child you are the only survivor.
we? what do you mean... we?	Me and my friends... You see there was this ghost. He came out of nowhere and....
yes, we made it!	We? What do you mean... we?
my child, you're alive!	Yes, we made it!
father!	My child, you're alive!
shorty! you're alive!! but... what about your head?	That turned out to be a good thing! It's gonna make smuggling a whole lot easier. Remember that weed? I'm about to get paid.
hey, y'all! what's going on?	Shorty! You're alive!! But... what about your head?
are you?	That's where my best customers are. Marion Berry, George Bush, the Redskins. I'd like to offer you a job, Cindy. Can you type? Take dictation? Swallow balloons filled with cocaine?
i'm going to work in washington, cindy.	Are you?
she'd have to be really pretty and i'd have to be very drunk.	I'm going to work in Washington, Cindy.
uh, uh.	You better go get Dwight and the Professor.
did you do that?	Uh, uh.
i told you it would taste just like chicken.	Did you do that?
that was a great idea, shorty.	I told you it would taste just like chicken.
hey, i got an idea.	That was a great idea, Shorty.
yeah, i didn't know what else to do.	Hey, I got an idea.
aww, the little bird died.	Yeah, I didn't know what else to do.
am i cool now?	Almost... Look, I gotta bounce. I'll holla at you later.
uhn! uhn! uhn!	Yeah, you feel that? Now put it all together.
yeah, now go uhn, uhn, uhn!	Uhn! Uhn! Uhn!
yo! that jacket is tight.	Yeah, now go uhn, uhn, uhn!
now you gotta learn the correct slang.	Yo! That jacket is tight.
left, right, left, right, crossover kick...	Now you gotta learn the correct slang.
oh.	Let's start with some rhythm. Sway back and forth like this.
gear. you know, clothing.	Oh.
huh?	Gear. You know, clothing.
aww, you ain't that bad. you just need a little flava. first thing we gotta do is get you some new gear.	Huh?
okay, i guess. it's so intimidating. you know being away from home, not knowing anyone. i feel like such a geek sometimes. everyone's so cool and i'm so not.	Aww, you ain't that bad. You just need a little flava. First thing we gotta do is get you some new gear.
nah, i need a place to stay. so how do you like being in college?	Okay, I guess. It's so intimidating. You know being away from home, not knowing anyone. I feel like such a geek sometimes. Everyone's so cool and I'm so not.
you could use the grade, huh?	Nah, I need a place to stay. So how do you like being in college?
i don't know, but i sure hope so.	You could use the grade, huh?
so, do you think you made it into the class?	I don't know, but I sure hope so.
saw who?!	Don't touch me!!
oh, my god. it happened right here. she came home. she saw them.	Saw who?!
i think she's starting to suspect something?	Who?
why don't you shut up, professor? just relax.	I think she's starting to suspect something?
i don't like this, this...	Why don't you shut up, Professor? Just relax.
i wouldn't go that far.	I don't like this, this...
i take it you're not mad at me.	I wouldn't go that far.
got a problem with that?	Yeah, bitch, give me my apple. What's gotten into you?
good idea, and don't forget to give her a good-night kiss.	There's something going on in this house. I'm not crazy.
what are you getting at, professor?	Only that if this cat did attack, he's less likely to come back if the two of you were, let's say, together. Come on, it's college. Time for you two to experiment.
no, i'm just saying cats are known to be very territorial animals, and it is likely it did attack, but it doesn't mean it was possessed. maybe the two of you should sleep together.	What are you getting at, Professor?
i'm telling you, it was possessed.	Theo, did you see the animal?
i got it!	That's fantastic. Our first phenomenon. This is going to be a great weekend. You guys better get some sleep. Dwight and I will take over from here.
got my camera right here.	I got it!
it's some kind of energy field. we better record this.	Got my camera right here.
yippie! wasn't that amazing?	It's some kind of energy field. We better record this.
alright, cindy, what's so important?	Professor, you guys gotta see this. Dwight, come here.
professor, what's the history of this house?	I'm glad you asked. It actually makes for a pretty good bedtime story.
professor, is this the same house that a young girl was possessed by a demon or something?	Yes, it was reported, but never substantiated.
yeah, i can see that. later i want you to teach me that trick, but right now we have a job to do.	The keys. She took the keys.
i can do it myself.	Yeah, I can see that. Later I want you to teach me that trick, but right now we have a job to do.
yes, but i've seen the tapes. this poltergeist is becoming increasingly more violent. we all could be in danger. i say we pull the plug.	Whoa, Dwight, I say when we pull the plug. Get a hold of yourself. Dwight, we're on the verge of greatness and I'm about this close to getting laid. Now, the bus will be here on Monday. Until then no one leaves.
that's why we came here, remember?	Yes, but I've seen the tapes. This poltergeist is becoming increasingly more violent. We all could be in danger. I say we pull the plug.
the force in this house is far greater than i anticipated. in one night i recorded cold spots, shifting magnetic fields, the e.u.p. is picking up white sounds everywhere.	That's why we came here, remember?
what?	The force in this house is far greater than I anticipated. In one night I recorded cold spots, shifting magnetic fields, the E.U.P. is picking up white sounds everywhere.
i think we should consider cutting the experiment short.	What?
what is it, dwight?	I think we should consider cutting the experiment short.
professor, we need to talk.	What is it, Dwight?
it's not what is looks like. she's having a breakdown. help me get her to her room.	Professor, we need to talk.
what the hell?!	It's not what is looks like. She's having a breakdown. Help me get her to her room.
i don't think so. it's on all the cameras, and check this out. the thermal readings inside the house dropped ten degrees when the image was recorded.	Congratulations, Dwight, it's begun.
are you sure it's not the tape?	I don't think so. It's on all the cameras, and check this out. The thermal readings inside the house dropped ten degrees when the image was recorded.
the image there.	Are you sure it's not the tape?
no, these are the tapes from the living room. check this out.	The image there.
what is it? some tits? a beaver shot? what?	No, these are the tapes from the living room. Check this out.
professor, i think you should see this.	What is it? Some tits? A beaver shot? What?
my god! is she dead?	No, they're just powder burns, thank God. They were empty. Get her upstairs.
let's not forget, folks, this is a study on sleep disorders.	Ah, yes, which reminds me, who here thinks they'd wake up if somebody snuck into their room and started sniffing between their legs?
not to worry. there's been no reported activity in the house for over twenty years.	Let's not forget, folks, this is a study on sleep disorders.
i'm going to change for dinner. i'll see you shortly.	Sounds good. I'm just going to run up to my room. Hop in the shower. Jump into my jogging suit, and I'll be right there.
that one.	After dinner, you and I will take shifts throughout the night. I don't want to chance miss anything.
so, if one of our little chickadees is taking a shower which one of these buttons do i press to get a close- up?	That one.
even in the bathroom?	So, if one of our little chickadees is taking a shower which one of these buttons do I press to get a close- up?
yes, i thought that it would be best.	Even in the bathroom?
are those cameras all throughout the house?	Yes, I thought that it would be best.
well, this measures the amount of thermal imbalance within a room down to the tiniest molecular disturbances.	Are those cameras all throughout the house?
fine.  what's all this stuff?	Well, this measures the amount of thermal imbalance within a room down to the tiniest molecular disturbances.
would you please focus?	Fine.  What's all this stuff?
hey, you're the one who brought up safety. i'm perfectly willing to go in raw.	Would you please focus?
professor!	Hey, you're the one who brought up safety. I'm perfectly willing to go in raw.
right. what about condoms?	Professor!
i have taken care of everything, including medical supplies and blood storage. we want to be safe.	Right. What about condoms?
in about fifteen minutes.	Remember, Dwight, not a word to anyone.
we record and document it. we're gonna make history, dwight. the first documented, unrefuted evidence of life after death. the book sales alone will be worth millions. i'll be rich, and you my friend, will have one hell of a thesis paper. now, what time is orientation?	In about fifteen minutes.
and what happens when all hell breaks loose?	We record and document it. We're gonna make history, Dwight. The first documented, unrefuted evidence of life after death. The book sales alone will be worth millions. I'll be rich, and you my friend, will have one hell of a thesis paper. Now, what time is orientation?
i'll make it part of the class. we'll tell them they're participating in a study on sleep disorders.	And what happens when all hell breaks loose?
how are we going to get them all up there?	I'll make it part of the class. We'll tell them they're participating in a study on sleep disorders.
fantastic. these kids are exactly the kind of catalyst needed to awaken hell house.	How are we going to get them all up there?
they are the survivors of the steveston county massacre.	Fantastic. These kids are exactly the kind of catalyst needed to awaken Hell House.
car accident, gun shot, multiple stabbings, a hook through the back... where did you find these kids?	They are the survivors of the Steveston County massacre.
that's ray williams. i couldn't quite figure him out, but he seemed very eager and excited when we met.	What's this?
willing? i like that.  and, this one?	That's Ray Williams. I couldn't quite figure him out, but he seemed very eager and excited when we met.
cindy campbell. classic abandoned personality disorder. she seems guarded, but willing to do this.	Willing? I like that.  And, this one?
look, whatever you say, kid, but the more they're hurtin', the more they need a squirtin', if you know what i mean.  ooh, i like her.	Cindy Campbell. Classic abandoned personality disorder. She seems guarded, but willing to do this.
as i am sure you are aware, professor, subjects who are close to death are statistically more likely to have the suggestibility required for paranormal investigation, which is, of course, why i've given them special consideration.	Look, whatever you say, kid, but the more they're hurtin', the more they need a squirtin', if you know what I mean.  Ooh, I like her.
good thinking, dwight. traumatized co-eds are a sure thing.	As I am sure you are aware, Professor, subjects who are close to death are statistically more likely to have the suggestibility required for paranormal investigation, which is, of course, why I've given them special consideration.
i also took the liberty of putting those with near-death experiences on top.	Good thinking, Dwight. Traumatized co-eds are a sure thing.
any of them hot?	I also took the liberty of putting those with near-death experiences on top.
yes. the scored all over the kiersey temperament sorter just like you asked for.	Any of them hot?
are these all the subjects?	Yes. The scored all over the Kiersey Temperament Sorter just like you asked for.
here you go, professor.	Are these all the subjects?
i don't need your help. i'm perfectly capable.	Here you go, Professor.
let me help you.	I don't need your help. I'm perfectly capable.
they're on top of the bookshelf. i'll get them.	Let me help you.
let me see the files.	They're on top of the bookshelf. I'll get them.
i finished all the interviews.	Let me see the files.
she's right. we should stick together.	Alright. Come on, you guys.
what if i wanted to borrow those keys?	Oh, I couldn't do that.
that's right.	What if I wanted to borrow those keys?
you know, dwight, i hear you're the only one who has the key to the gate.	That's right.
ooh, you hair is so soft and silky. what do you use on it?	Just a little Rogaine.
of course. so sexy.	Ooh, you hair is so soft and silky. What do you use on it?
and sexy.	Of course. So sexy.
that's what turns me on about you, dwight. you're so smart.	And sexy.
you do.	That's what turns me on about you, Dwight. You're so smart.
the professor might have everyone else fooled, but i know who the real brains of the operation is.	You do.
well, there's a lot riding on this project.	The Professor might have everyone else fooled, but I know who the real brains of the operation is.
work, work, work. is that all that you do?	Well, there's a lot riding on this project.
just a little experiment.	Work, work, work. Is that all that you do?
what are you working on?	Just a little experiment.
hi.	What are you working on?
hello dwight.	Hi.
i supposed you'd like a leg. how about two?	That's it. I'm gonna put my food in your ass. I should warn you, I'm a black belt in karate.
yours, or the turkeys?	I supposed you'd like a leg. How about two?
who's first? anyone like a wing?	Yours, or the turkeys?
thanks, handyman.	I'm the caretaker, not the handyman.  Nice skates. Be careful. You don't want to fall and break something.
excuse me, sir, but the students have started to arrive. dinner will be ready shortly.	Thanks, handyman.
you mean to tell me we're dead!	I guess so.
you're not wearing a belt.	Alright, go to the belt store...
okay, give me my belt.	You're not wearing a belt.
i'm not even wearing any drawers. forget about a belt.	Okay, give me my belt.
a little bit... give me your belt.	I'm not even wearing any drawers. Forget about a belt.
my help?	A little bit... Give me your belt.
alright... i might need your help.	My help?
you never could feel your legs.	What do you know about it?!... Listen, the ghost is too powerful. The only chance we have is to use this machine.  I need you to go get the others and meet us upstairs.
it's the best seat in the house. i warmed it up for you.	Second best.
she's gotten worse, father. she won't eat, she won't talk. the child won't even let me touch her.	Yes... Sometimes you have to give them candy.
how is she?	She's gotten worse, Father. She won't eat, she won't talk. The child won't even let me touch her.
it's okay. i understand.	How is she?
i came as fast as i could, but at my age the little soldier needs a lot more thumpin before it starts pumpin. if i tickle my ass before...	It's okay. I understand.
i'm so glad you're here.	I came as fast as I could, but at my age the little soldier needs a lot more thumpin before it starts pumpin. If I tickle my ass before...
father, come in, please.	I'm so glad you're here.
uh... i'm father mcfeely	Father, come in, please.
father, i think you should rest.	No, I'm fine.
no thanks.	My holy water.
what?	What she said about your mother?
oh shit, you gonna take that?	What?
because she will lie?	No, because her breath smells like a horse's ass.
remember, don't ask her too many questions.	Because she will lie?
then let us prepare.	Remember, don't ask her too many questions.
yes.	Then let us prepare.
yeah, but you might wanna light a match before you go in there.  did you bring my bag?	Yes.
father, are you okay?	Yeah, but you might wanna light a match before you go in there.  Did you bring my bag?
would you like to see the girl?	Soon. First, I must bless this house.
father.	Not unless you have a paternity test to prove it.
this part removes the sense of humor.	I am Tom Green, I am Tom Green. Daddy want some sausage, sausage. Daddy want some sausage...
shorty, why don't you say grace?	Me? Grace? Okay -- Dear God --
sorry, y'all. my bad.	Shorty, why don't you say grace?
yo son, check this out.	Dog, you look hot.
now you're being rude, shorty.	Washington is full of cornpone country pussy -- just ask Jesse Jackson.
sit down and join us, cindy.	Yeah, I always wanted to watch you eat.
alright, but i ain't drinking. and you're gonna have to look after me.	Don't worry, I got your back.
aww, man. you just need to chill out. come on, there's this party tonight it's gonna be fun. lot's of alcohol and honeys.	Alright, but I ain't drinking. and you're gonna have to look after me.
i'm totally freakin' dude. i keep having these nightmares, then i wake up screaming with these awful back spasms. i can't take it anymore, man.	Aww, man. You just need to chill out. Come on, there's this party tonight it's gonna be fun. Lot's of alcohol and honeys.
yo' tommy, what up, man?	I'm totally freakin' dude. I keep having these nightmares, then I wake up screaming with these awful back spasms. I can't take it anymore, man.
"ray!"	"Fucked me."
"fucked me."	"Ray!"
"ray!"	"Fucked me."
aww. cool. dude.	"Ray!"
"fucked me."	Aww. Cool. Dude.
get out?! what does it say?	"Fucked me."
sweet. hey, you got a tattoo, too.	Get out?! What does it say?
it says, "ray."	Sweet. Hey, you got a tattoo, too.
what does it say?	It says, "Ray."
hey, dude, you got a tattoo.	What does it say?
i woke up naked, too.	Hey, dude, you got a tattoo.
bring her home... i guess.	No more violence... No more violence...
is mom... in there?	No!  It wasn't like gore movies at all!  IT WAS REAL!
i saw blood! and it's brown! not red like in horror movies, but brown!!	Is MOM... in there?
...jenner... jenson, emy lou jenson. 3511 clark avenue!	That's right up the street! Come on! Just in case!
you don't think...	She wouldn't...
0h, shit!	You don't think...
mother?	0h, shit!
mrs. sutphin?	Mother?
it's the influence of all those family films.  right, mom?  hey, mom??...	Mrs. Sutphin?
what a bitch!	It's the influence of all those family films.  Right, Mom?  Hey, Mom??...
what happened?	This is so cool! It's just like a horror movie.
did you hear?	What happened?
bye, mrs, sutphin.	Bye, bird-brain. See ya, Scotty.
oh, boy!	Mom, Mr. Stubbins is a nimrod!
hi, mom.	Hi, Mrs. Sutphin.
blood feast!	The "Citizen Kane" of gore movies.
turn right on timonioum road. hurry, dad!	If Mom's a psycho, Scotty will still be ok, won't he?
dad! you don't think she did it??!	I DO! Mom's gone crazy!
how about mrs. ackerman? we both hate her!  should she be the next victim?	No! Stop it! It's not funny. Mom might do it!  Someone else might die.
yes murdered! you said you hated your teacher yesterday and he was murdered too. i don't know... maybe mom's nuts!	It's a cool idea, Misty! Let's make a gore movie about Mom! Better yet, a TV series!
murdered?!!	Yes murdered! You said you hated your teacher yesterday and he was murdered too. I don't know... maybe Mom's nuts!
i'm not kidding. carl stood me up this morning and then he was murdered at the flea market....	MURDERED?!!
you said you hated him.	Well... he was an asshole... but he didn't deserve to die!
i can't believe mr. stubbins is dead.	You said you hated him.
hi!	Jeeezzz!
here we go again.	He's really cute!
i wouldn't give ya a nickel.	Carl can't believe how much I make at swap meets.
no comment!	"Serial Mom"?  WOW!
carl's a jerk!	He certainly drives like a jerk.
i'm dr. eugene sutphin. what's the trouble, officer?	Is there a killer loose?
well, your mother's going to pta today.  we'll see what your teacher has to say.	Aw, Mom! I hate Mr. Stubbins!
you'd probably date him!  he's cu-uuute! hey, dad, did you ever see "henry, portrait of a serial killer?"	I certainly did not.
just a little, please. bad for the teeth.	Always the dentist.
you see the sign! it's a dollar fine for not rewinding and this time i'm gonna charge you! $2.99 plus one dollar is $3.99!	Keep the change, you son of a psycho!
i don't feel like rewinding it!	You see the sign! It's a dollar fine for not rewinding and this time I'm gonna charge you! $2.99 plus one dollar is $3.99!
because it's the rules!	I don't feel like rewinding it!
why?	Because it's the rules!
mrs. jensen, i've told you. you have to rewind the tapes before returning them!	Why?
there you go. i love bill cosby pictures.	Mrs. Jensen, I've told you. You have to rewind the tapes before returning them!
sure do. did you bring back "ghost dad"?	There you go. I love Bill Cosby pictures.
do you have the musical, "annie"?	Sure do. Did you bring back "Ghost Dad"?
sorry, ma'am.	Do you have the musical, "Annie"?
get in, mom! i have to open.	This is so silly.
but, chip...	Get in, Mom! I have to open.
in here, mom...	But, Chip...
tell me the truth, mom! it's ok with me, really! are you a serial killer?	Chip, the only cereal I know about is Rice Krispies.
time to get up, that's all. you'll be late for work.	You scared me.
god, mom!  what's the matter?	Time to get up, that's all. You'll be late for work.
chip!!	God, Mom!  What's the matter?
i'm so happy i could shit.	CHIP! You know how much I hate the brown word!
i'm happy too and we want you to be happy.	I'm so happy I could shit.
ladies and gentlemen, the perfect meatloaf!	Looks good, Mom!
can we watch that scene again? you know, where he rips out her heart?  pleeease?	Ladies and gentlemen, the perfect meatloaf!
oh mom...	Can we watch that scene again? You know, where he rips out her heart?  PLEEEASE?
bye, birdie.  chip, honey... i know it's hard being a teenager but i understand... i'm your mother and i love you.	Oh Mom...
but mom, the video's not over.	No "but mom" for you, young man. Mr. Stubbins seems to think these silly movies are interfering with your studies.
you kids. now birdie, i want you to have a cookie and then run along home.	But Mom, the video's not over.
oh god, really!  this is the limit!	Let me see!
chip, honey?	Thanks, Mom.
cute is not enough, misty. you know that.	She sure can pick 'em!
tv, man! farrah fawcett's interested in playing my mother!	Farrah Fawcett?! Who's gonna play my brother? Is Jason Priestly available?
you mean for tv or print?	TV, man! Farrah Fawcett's interested in playing my mother!
i'm sorry he's dead, but... have you signed off yet?	You mean for TV or print?
that's right.	I'm sorry he's dead, but... have you signed off yet?
that's cool... hey look, you're carl's brother, right?	That's right.
your mom killed my brother!	That's cool... hey look, you're Carl's brother, right?
hold on...  yeah i am, but you'll have to speak to my agent...	Your mom killed my brother!
are you chip sutphin?	Hold on...  Yeah I am, but you'll have to speak to my agent...
we hope so, son. and no matter what your mother is, we'll love her anyway.	Suspect's family is headed east on Calverton....
dr. sutphin is your wife a big reader?	Bird books mostly...
what is it, officers? my patient is waiting.	Dr. Sutphin is your wife a big reader?
i know this sounds weird, mr. sutphin, but the department of motor vehicle's computer shows only one blue station wagon registered to a parent of any of mr. stubbins' pupils.	Surely you don't think Beverly was involved!
detectives, what is this about?	I know this sounds weird, Mr. Sutphin, but the Department of Motor Vehicle's computer shows only one blue station wagon registered to a parent of any of Mr. Stubbins' pupils.
hi, hank.	MISTY SUTPHIN, GET IN THIS CAR!!
home sweet home! everything's fine, kids!	I can't believe I thought my own mother was a murderess!
she's gonna kill scotty!	BOTH OF YOU! GET IN THE CAR!
i got somebody you could run over, mother!	Misty, that's a terrible thing to say!  Detectives, it's time for you to leave. My wife knows nothing about this terrible... accident.
carl makes me happy and that threatens this family, doesn't it?	Doesn't threaten me, honey. I'm happy.
you've been working in that video shop too long.	And all that gore better hadn't be interfering with your schoolwork.
he goes to college with me!	Leave her alone, Chip.  I think it's great she has a new beau, Beverly.
beverly, i've been reading all about it... is it menopause?	Oh, honey!
beverly! not the sterners!	It's a shame. But they should brush their teeth, honey.
let's say grace and pray that we have the strength to understand the terrible tragedies of the last few days.	Amen to that.  It's been a crazy day, hasn't it?!
i'm sorry, honey. but the birds will still be there next week.	It's Ok, Eugene. I understand... I'll go fix breakfast.
there's dede! he's my favorite chickadee! he's here every morning for breakfast.	Well, honey, chickadees breed in Alaska, you know. No wonder Dede's hungry. It's a long trip all the way to Baltimore.
oohhhhh! yeah! yeah!	There's Dede! He's my favorite chickadee! He's here every morning for breakfast.
ooh, honey, i'm ready! now! now!	Oohhhhh! Yeah! Yeah!
yeah! oohhhh! get it!	Ooh, honey, I'm ready! Now! Now!
you're hot tonight, honey... but be quiet! shhhh! the kids!	Yeah! Oohhhh! Get it!
oooohhh! yeah! yeah!	You're hot tonight, honey... but be quiet! Shhhh! The kids!
ooohhhh!	Oooohhh! Yeah! Yeah!
don't wake the kids...	Ooohhhh!
oooohhhh.	Don't wake the kids...
shhhh..	Oooohhhh.
oohhhh, eugene!	Shhhh..
you bring me such peace...	Oohhhh, Eugene!
you're not bad yourself, coo-coo bird...	You bring me such peace...
i love that you're my wife.	You're not bad yourself, coo-coo bird...
we can be real quiet...	I love that you're my wife.
it's fine with me, beverly.  you want to, honey? you think the kids are asleep?	We can be real quiet...
we have to concentrate on life, eugene.	It's fine with me, Beverly.  You want to, honey? You think the kids are asleep?
i just thought with all the sadness... you wouldn't want...	We have to concentrate on life, Eugene.
don't i get a kiss?	I just thought with all the sadness... you wouldn't want...
goodnight, honey.	Don't I get a kiss?
i've identified every little birdie we're going to watch tomorrow on the eastern shore.	Goodnight, honey.
i can't stop thinking about that poor teacher.  goodnight, honey. don't read late, we've got a big day with the birds tomorrow.	I've identified every little birdie we're going to watch tomorrow on the Eastern Shore.
nothing like a home cooked meal, honey.	Misty, I made your favorite sesame broccoli...
chip, your ride is here.	Hey, I'm late for work. Bye, honey.
no woman would!	Look officers! Life doesn't have to be ugly.  See the little birdie? Listen to his call.  Peter Pan! Peter Pan! Peter Pan!
officers, i've never said the p-word out loud, much less written it down!	No woman would!
sorry, son.  this is a matter for adults.	Officers, I've never said the P-word out loud, much less written it down!
that's nice.	Nice?! He should have been executed!
look at this!  "hillside strangler gets his college degree in prison!"	That's nice.
well, this magazine was found in your trash just last night...  ...it's called "chicks with dicks".	GODDAMN YOU! THAT'S TRESPASSING!
"p" as in...	...People who don't mind their own business.
did you drive your car to the pta meeting yesterday, mrs. sutphin?	Yes, I did.
contusions... fractures... rupture of numerous vital organs...	What a mess.
sorry, ma'am.  we're investigating obscene phone calls and mail threats to a certain mrs. dottie hinkle.	I know Dottie!
det. bradford, i'm sorry but we don't allow gum chewing in this house.	Sorry, ma'am.  We're investigating obscene phone calls and mail threats to a certain Mrs. Dottie Hinkle.
objection! argumentative!	NO I DON'T, YOU BITCH!
who's voice was it, dottie?	It was her! Beverly Sutphin! Sittin' right there!  I'm lucky I'm not DEAD!!
not at first, but then i heard the same inflection in a voice at a social gathering and i put two and two together.	Who's voice was it, Dottie?
did you recognize the voice of the caller?	Not at first, but then I heard the same inflection in a voice at a social gathering and I put two and two together.
i certainly did.	Did you recognize the voice of the caller?
mrs. hinkle, did you ever receive obscene telephone calls?	I certainly did.
mrs. hinkle, are you insane?	NO I'M NOT, YOU MOTHER-FUCKER!
let the record show i'm just standing here.	FUCK YOU TOO, YOU WHORE!
did you see her?! she just said "fuck you" to me!	Let the record show I'm just standing here.
socially... i'll have a beer.	So you admit you just lied?
so you do drink?	Socially... I'll have a beer.
one beer with lunch is hardly "drinking".	So you do drink?
you mean to tell me the day i came over to mrs. ackerman's... the day you claim you recognized my voice... you weren't drinking?	One beer with lunch is hardly "drinking".
i certainly was not!	You mean to tell me the day I came over to Mrs. Ackerman's... the day you claim you recognized my voice... you weren't drinking?
so you weren't drunk when you received those alleged obscene phonecalls?	I certainly was not!
no, i don't.	So you weren't drunk when you received those alleged obscene phonecalls?
mrs. hinkle... do you drink?	No, I don't.
and we're going right to the flea market to get another one! misty tells me there's a whole booth of franklin mint stuff. dottie, you lock up.  i'll take care of poor rosemary!	But... but... she... Rosemary, I heard her voice! It's her, I tell you, IT'S HER!
dottie! watch what you're doing!	I didn't do it!
pussy-willows, dottie!	Dottie! Watch what you're doing!
what did you just say?	PUSSY-willows, Dottie!
it's not fair!!	Are those pussy-willows?
just a half-a-cup.  hello, dottie. i'm so sorry to hear of your troubles...	It's not fair!!
motherfucker!!	COCKSUCKER!
goddamn you!	MOTHERFUCKER!!
listen to your dirty mouth, you fucking whore!	GODDAMN YOU!
alright, i'll try...  "cocksucker". that's what she calls me.	Listen to your dirty mouth, you fucking whore!
i know it's hard but we need the exact words.	Alright, I'll try...  "Cocksucker". That's what she calls me.
i can't say it out loud. i don't use bad language.	I know it's hard but we need the exact words.
what exactly does this sick individual say to you?	I can't say it out loud. I don't use bad language.
yes, i am... i'm sorry mrs. wilson... it's driving me crazy... i've changed my number twice already... please help me!	What exactly does this sick individual say to you?
mrs. wilson from the telephone company. i understand you're having problems with obscene calls.	Yes, I am... I'm sorry Mrs. Wilson... It's driving me crazy... I've changed my number twice already... Please help me!
who is this?	Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with obscene calls.
i beg your pardon?	Who is this?
fuck you too, you rotten whore!!	I beg your pardon?
well, dottie, how come they're not here then, fuck-face?	FUCK YOU!
the police are tracing your call right this minute.	Well, Dottie, how come they're not here then, Fuck-Face?
let me check the zip - 212 fuck you?	The police are tracing your call right this minute.
you bitch!	Let me check the zip - 212 Fuck you?
isn't this 4215 pussy way?	You bitch!
goddamn you! stop calling here!	Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?
is this the cocksucker residence?	Goddamn you! STOP CALLING HERE!
hello.	Is this the Cocksucker residence?
ooohhhhhh! i made it all up! i never saw beverly sutphin in my life!	You'll pay for this, Marvin A. Pickles!  I'm turning your file over to the vice-squad!!  The prosecution rests, your honor.
i... i'm not sure...  ...i... oohhh... excuse me...	What do you mean, you're not sure?!
mr. pickle! did you see anybody in the booth next to you?	I... I'm not sure...  ...I... oohhh... Excuse me...
were you in the men's room at the edmonson drive in flea market on saturday, september 19th?	Yes, I was.
marvin a. pickles.	Were you in the men's room at the Edmonson Drive In Flea Market on Saturday, September 19th?
state your name, please.	Marvin A. Pickles.
you got your wish.	But...  I didn't wish... I didn't want him DEAD!
mother! did you hear me?! someone murdered carl in the mensroom! i saw his dead body!	You got your wish.
0h, that's horrible, honey.  i sold the pee-wee herman doll!!	Mother! Did you hear me?! Someone murdered Carl in the mensroom! I saw his dead body!
it's just not your day, is it rosemary?	Watch the booth! I'll be back!
damn these yellow-jackets! i hate 'em!	Always something isn't it?  Can I help you?
it's him!	No, honey, it's the police.  Hello, officers.
don't say words unless you mean them, misty.	It's him!
i'm stoodup! i'll kill that bastard!	Don't say words unless you mean them, Misty.
yummy. carl says if i lose ten pounds, he'll take me to the university of maryland fall mixer.	Misty, if you want to lose weight go ahead, but do it for yourself, not for some boy you barely know.
he killed people, mom.	We all have bad nights.
and who may i ask is carl?	Just a boy. He's picking me up this morning.
you know how i hate gum, misty. all that chomping and cheesing...	Sorry, Mom. Thanks.  Hey, Chip, think I could get 50c for Vanilla Ice.
it's sugarless.	You know how I hate gum, Misty. All that chomping and cheesing...
that's not gum in your mouth, is it?	It's sugarless.
i do, please.	That's not gum in your mouth, is it?
who wants fruit salad?	I do, please.
mrs. ackerman, do you recycle?	No...  I don't have room in my kitchen...
yes... but... i didn't...	Mrs. Ackerman, do you recycle?
and those were your scissors found sticking out of mrs. sterner's stomach, weren't they?	Yes... but... I didn't...
yes, but i lent it...	And those were your scissors found sticking out of Mrs. Sterner's stomach, weren't they?
that was your people magazine with the letters cut out, wasn't it?	Yes, but I lent it...
no! i could never hurt anyone!	That was your People magazine with the letters cut out, wasn't it?
carl padgett died for the franklin mint, didn't he?!	NO! I could never hurt anyone!
i didn't want that faberge egg - it was chipped!	Carl Padgett died for the Franklin Mint, didn't he?!
did carl padgett buy something you wanted?	I didn't want that Faberge egg - it was chipped!
...browsing.	Did Carl Padgett buy something you wanted?
mrs. ackerman, when you left me at the flea-market, where did you go?	...Browsing.
beverly, honey, you've got some...  ...do-do on your shoe.	Ewwww!  Thank you, Rosemary.
you want me to keep that under the table for you?	If you wouldn't mind...  It was on sale.
i saw one, but it was ridiculously overpriced!	You want me to keep that under the table for you?
did you find your franklin mint egg, rosemary darling?	I saw one, but it was ridiculously overpriced!
that's like your car, beverly,	I'm not that bad a driver.  Look at her hair!  Turn it off, honey.
yes, i did. it's terrifying! the police were at my house this morning.	Who on earth would want to harass poor Dottie Hinkle?
just the damn cable tv company. you know how they are. did you hear about dottie hinkle?	Yes, I did. It's terrifying! The police were at my house this morning.
it's the least i could do.  i heard shouting.	Just the damn cable TV company. You know how they are. Did you hear about Dottie Hinkle?
rosemary, honey. good morning. i'm fine.  thanks for remembering.	It's the least I could do.  I heard shouting.
beverly, are you alright?	Rosemary, honey. Good morning. I'm fine.  Thanks for remembering.
no, he did not! we are a loving supportive family, mr. stubbins.	Well, you're doing something wrong, Mrs. Sutphin. I'd recommend therapy for your son.  Thank you for taking the time to come to PTA.
divorce? an alcoholic relative?  tell me, did chip torture animals when he was young?	No, he did not! We are a loving supportive family, Mr. Stubbins.
certainly not!	Divorce? An alcoholic relative?  Tell me, did Chip torture animals when he was young?
that's no excuse for a morbid imagination. i caught him drawing this in class last week.  is there a problem at home?	Certainly not!
he is assistant manager of a video shop...	That's no excuse for a morbid imagination. I caught him drawing this in class last week.  Is there a problem at home?
his unhealthy obsession with sick horror films.	He is assistant manager of a video shop...
what is it, mr. stubbins?	His unhealthy obsession with sick horror films.
there is one big problem though.	What is it, Mr. Stubbins?
he's a good boy.	There is one big problem though.
chip is off to a fine start this year.  focused... conscientious... participates actively in classroom discussion.	He's a good boy.
bon appetit!	Chip is off to a fine start this year.  Focused... conscientious... participates actively in classroom discussion.
oooohh! a fruit cake. thank you, mrs. sutphin. have a seat.	Bon Appetit!
nice to meet you, mr. stubbins.  a little something i baked.	Oooohh! A fruit cake. Thank you, Mrs. Sutphin. Have a seat.
mrs. sutphin, i'm paul stubbins, chip's math teacher.	Nice to meet you, Mr. Stubbins.  A little something I baked.
right here!	Mrs. Sutphin, I'm Paul Stubbins, Chip's math teacher.
mrs... sutphin?	Right here!
murder, honey.	Now, here's a babe!
she did it! aimed the car right at mr. stubbins and mowed him down!	From what I understand, the eye- witness is a drug user.
are we leaving?	Yes you are.
you forgot something...	Are we leaving?
man, that one made me puke!	You forgot something...
i don't know what it is about today, but i feel great!	Excuse me, Mrs. Sutphin.
what is it, betty?	We have mice! I mean it, Ralph! I saw one!
what's he know?	How to send a bill!!
dr. sutphin said no sweets for you.	What's he know?
i didn't hear anything. got any dessert?	Dr. Sutphin said no sweets for you.
what was that?	I didn't hear anything. Got any dessert?
i'll take this instead.	Nice one, huh? Winter's coming.  Three dollars?... I guess that's what I marked it...
eight dollars?! franklin mint or not, it's damaged goods!	I'll take this instead.
that's a franklin mint piece. eight dollars.	Eight dollars?! Franklin Mint or not, it's damaged goods!
i'll give you fifty cents.	That's a Franklin Mint piece. Eight dollars.
yes, ma'am, it is.	I'll give you fifty cents.
young man, this faberge egg is chipped.	Yes, ma'am, it is.
that girl was looking for jacqueline gibson. i'd forget it if i were you.	Okay, Mr. Radeau, it's forgot.
yeah - sure.	That girl was looking for Jacqueline Gibson. I'd forget it if I were you.
then you know that if i give you a little advice, it'll be good advice.	Yeah - sure.
sure i do.	Then you know that if I give you a little advice, it'll be good advice.
you know who i am, august?	Sure I do.
you could go and open the door.	Listen
we can't stand here all night.	You could go and open the door.
no.	We can't stand here all night.
i'd like to get out of here.	No.
it's only a little way, mr. august.	I'd like to get out of here.
let's get out of here.	No.
yes.	Let's get out of here.
you scared?	Yes.
it's the last door at the end of this hall.	You scared?
which room is it?	It's the last door at the end of this hall.
i don't like this.	Which room is it?
i don't know if i want to go with you or not.	I don't like this.
if my sister's in that room, it won't make any difference about warrants- and things, i want to go there.	I don't know if I want to go with you or not.
sister, you can't just go breaking into places. there's a night watchman down there and locks on the door.	If my sister's in that room, it won't make any difference about warrants- and things, I want to go there.
can we go there now?	Sister, you can't just go breaking into places. There's a night watchman down there and locks on the door.
you can't tell.	Can we go there now?
you think my sister is there?	You can't tell.
that's what i tried to find out. i went to la jeunesse   -- used a phony health inspector's badge  they let me go through the works -- all but one room. that room was locked. i'd like to see the inside of that room.	You think my sister is there?
why would mrs. redi lie to me?	That's what I tried to find out. I went to La Jeunesse   -- used a phony health inspector's badge  they let me go through the works -- all but one room. That room was locked. I'd like to see the inside of that room.
that's what she told you. i looked it up at the hall of records. your sister deeded her the business as an outright girt.	Why would Mrs. Redi lie to me?
yes. she bought my sister's business.	That's what she told you. I looked it up at the Hall of Records. Your sister deeded her the business as an outright girt.
wait a minute. this has got a lot of angles. you've got to take it easy. do you know a mrs. redi?	Yes. She bought my sister's business.
where?	Wait a minute. This has got a lot of angles. You've got to take it easy. Do you know a Mrs. Redi?
look. don't say a word. i've taken an interest in you and i'm willin' to put up my time to help you. besides, i think i know where to find your sister.	Where?
mr. august, i'm not at all sure -	Look. Don't say a word. I've taken an interest in you and I'm willin' to put up my time to help you. Besides, I think I know where to find your sister.
i've been waitin' for you miss gibson. i want you to know i've decided to take your case.	Mr. August, I'm not at all sure -
look, sister', manhattan is only nine miles long and four and one half miles wide. i ain't never been off it. i know it like you know your own back yard. you get me a small retainer --say fifty bucks, and i'll get your sister for you. i guarantee	I haven't any money but I'll get a job and --
you can?	Look, sister', Manhattan is only nine miles long and four and one half miles wide. I ain't never been off it. I know it like you know your own back yard. You get me a small retainer --say fifty bucks, and I'll get your sister for you. I guarantee
the name may not mean anything to you, young lady, but say the word and i'll have your sister for you in forty-eight hours.	You can?
no.	You won't get any water and you won't get any rest. You may as well drink.
drink.	No.
may i have some water? i'm thirsty.	Drink.
when i wanted to.	It doesn't matter. You want to now. You should want to. It's your obligation, your duty.
then, you also understand that you must die.	No.
yes, i understand.	Then, you also understand that you must die.
the acceptance of a secret is an obligation and in this case my dear, the obligation carried with it the necessity of dying if one betrayed that secret. you understand that don't you?	Yes, I understand.
you're not a dipsomaniac at your age?	No. It's my father -- I wanted to talk to you -- you wrote about cures --
i read your book. the one in which you wrote about the cure for drinking.	You're not a dipsomaniac at your age?
yes.	I read your book. The one in which you wrote about the cure for drinking.
are you dr. louis judd?	Yes.
mr. ward will see you in just a few minutes. won't you wait, dr. judd?	Thank you.
she's nervous, naturally, under the circumstances.	What circumstances?
but tell me --	She's nervous, naturally, under the circumstances.
oh, as beautiful as ever.	But tell me --
tell me, how is jacqueline?	Oh, as beautiful as ever.
for the time being, i imagine that must do.	Tell me, how is Jacqueline?
about forty-five dollars.	For the time being, I imagine that must do.
how much have you got?	About forty-five dollars.
i haven't got that much in cash.	How much have you got?
she can only use cash.	I haven't got that much in cash.
i'll give you a check.	She can only use cash.
she could use a hundred dollars.	I'll give you a check.
how much does she want?	She could use a hundred dollars.
well, then i can tell you that in addition to other dangers, there is a grave danger of jacqueline losing her sanity. i would advise against you seeing her.	But why? She's been ill --erratic, but I've never heard of anything like that!
as a man, you distrust me - perhaps you believe me as a physician.	Well, then I can tell you that in addition to other dangers, there is a grave danger of Jacqueline losing her sanity. I would advise against you seeing her.
it's not just for myself i'm asking. her sister is here. the kid's half crazy with anxiety.	As a man, you distrust me - perhaps you believe me as a physician.
you come to me with some wild story about her being in danger - naturally i want to know what kind of danger. i want to know where she is.	It's not just for myself I'm asking. Her sister is here. The kid's half crazy with anxiety.
you're a curious man. you're willing to jeopardize jacqueline's life in order to satisfy your own curiosity.	You come to me with some wild story about her being in danger - naturally I want to know what kind of danger. I want to know where she is.
i'm afraid she can't do that, ward. it would endanger her.	What sort of danger?
if jacqueline wants money she can come to me herself.	I'm afraid she can't do that, Ward. It would endanger her.
i didn't. she came to me a few days ago. to put it delicately her care imposes a financial burden upon me. she thought you might lighten that burden.	If Jacqueline wants money she can come to me herself.
i thought you told me you didn't know where she was.	I didn't. She came to me a few days ago. To put it delicately her care imposes a financial burden upon me. She thought you might lighten that burden.
i've come from jacqueline. she needs money.	I thought you told me you didn't know where she was.
i ought to know.	What is it?
do you know what this is, frances?	I ought to know.
thank you.	Do you know what this is, Frances?
the tip is, anyhow. i like to work on your hair.	Thank you.
it always seemed to me she was sort of lonely and unhappy.	I guess most people are.
what does she do with herself after business hours?	It always seemed to me she was sort of lonely and unhappy.
she's a pretty good sort.	What does she do with herself after business hours?
she seems rather an odd woman to me.	She's a pretty good sort.
redi's all right.	She seems rather an odd woman to me.
is mrs. redi nice to work for?	Redi's all right.
well, if it's fun for you, it's all right. i get a kick out of my work when the customers aren't too crabby.	Is Mrs. Redi nice to work for?
but i like teaching school.	Well, if it's fun for you, it's all right. I get a kick out of my work when the customers aren't too crabby.
i can't see much fun in teaching school. why don't you go into the beauty business.	But I like teaching school.
it's on peary street. just ask the people who run it. they'll remember her.  people who see miss jacqueline never forget her.	I'll try there.
"the dante?"	It's on Peary Street. Just ask the people who run it. They'll remember her.  People who see Miss Jacqueline never forget her.
well, don't worry. i saw miss jacqueline only a week ago. i saw her at a little restaurant the boy friend took me to -- an italian place down in the village - "the dante."	"The Dante?"
i can't understand it at all.	Well, don't worry. I saw Miss Jacqueline only a week ago. I saw her at a little restaurant the boy friend took me to -- an Italian place down in the Village - "The Dante."
nothing's happened to her. it's just that i can't understand her not getting in touch with you.	I can't understand it at all.
i know. for the first time i'm beginning to be frightened. i almost feel as if i'd never known my sister.	Nothing's happened to her. It's just that I can't understand her not getting in touch with you.
i don't get this. miss jacqueline was always so fond of you -- she was always talking about you - had your picture in her office.	I know. For the first time I'm beginning to be frightened. I almost feel as if I'd never known my sister.
you mean miss jacqueline's gone, and you don't know where she is?	I don't get this. Miss Jacqueline was always so fond of you -- she was always talking about you - had your picture in her office.
i don't know. that's why i came to see mrs. redi. i'm trying to find her.	You mean Miss Jacqueline's gone, and you don't know where she is?
how's miss jacqueline?	I don't know. That's why I came to see Mrs. Redi. I'm trying to find her.
hello, frances.	How's Miss Jacqueline?
why, mary --	Hello, Frances.
some of us, frances, must believe without understanding.	Yes.
she showed me a drawing.	You fool! That symbol is us -- us. She was asking about us.
what did she want to know?	She showed me a drawing.
no. she asked about the trademark.	What did she want to know?
and that was all?	No. She asked about the trademark.
she was just asking about you - whether it was nice to work for you or not.	And that was all?
nothing! that's absurd. i heard you laughing and talking, she was asking questions.	She was just asking about you - Whether it was nice to work for you or not.
nothing.	Nothing! That's absurd. I heard you laughing and talking, She was asking questions.
what were you talking about?	Nothing.
i did her hair.	What were you talking about?
what did she want?	I did her hair.
i know  i shouldn't have told you	No, I'm glad....at least I've heard you say it...
i've never loved any one before, gregory, and i do love you - you must know it -- but jacqueline's my sister  whom i had lost and have found again....	I know  I shouldn't have told you
perhaps, later, when things are settled, when jacqueline's well again -- maybe we can arrange things differently.	I've never loved any one before, Gregory, and I do love you - you must know it -- but Jacqueline's my sister  whom I had lost and have found again....
yes.	Perhaps, later, when things are settled, when Jacqueline's well again -- maybe we can arrange things differently.
no. stay that way. i want to talk to you. i love you - you know that?	Yes.
gregory   you'd better take jacqueline with you tonight.	It's what I should have done yesterday. I'll take her away somewhere where she can rest.
that was dr. judd. he was phoning to say that, jacqueline is on her way here -	Gregory   you'd better take Jacqueline with you tonight.
good night, jacqueline -- good night, mary.	Good night.
i thought i might close up the apartment -- maybe get a place in connecticut.	You'd love that, Jackie. Remember that last summer with Mother in the Berkshires? You used to help the gardener.
it will all be over in such a little while, jacqueline, and everything will be all right again. drink your coffee.	I thought I might close up the apartment -- maybe get a place in Connecticut.
any court in the land would understand. we'll wait a few days -- let you rest -- then we'll go to the police.	It will all be over in such a little while, Jacqueline, and everything will be all right again. Drink your coffee.
don't. we know what happened. don't go on.	Any court in the land would understand. We'll wait a few days -- let you rest -- then we'll go to the police.
she's got to be found. that's the first step. she's got to be found so that she can give herself up to the police.	We've tried so long to find her.
things changed, mary. the reasons for finding jacqueline changed. i want to find jacqueline to settle things.	What things? Why?
you could have told me any time you were jacqueline's husband.	Things changed, Mary. The reasons for finding Jacqueline changed. I want to find Jacqueline to settle things.
who the devil is he?	A poet. He's sitting right over there. That's his table  the one at the feet of Dante.
last night in this very restaurant mr. jason hoag paid a very pretty compliment to my right ear.	Who the devil is he?
please - i can't explain things like this to your right ear.	Last night in this very restaurant Mr. Jason Hoag paid a very pretty compliment to my right ear.
greg, it isn't a wild tale. it's true. if there were only some way --	There is a very simple way. Got a telephone book?
look, mary, now that i know you better, i think i can be more frank with you. i don't believe you. i still can't understand the reason for such a wild tale. it's like some of jacqueline's stories.	Greg, it isn't a wild tale. It's true. If there were only some way --
you've never believed a word i told you about mr. august.	Look, Mary, now that I know you better, I think I can be more frank with you. I don't believe you. I still can't understand the reason for such a wild tale. It's like some of Jacqueline's stories.
oh, i'm making investigations.	You've never believed a word I told you about Mr. August.
what have you done about irving august?	Oh, I'm making investigations.
oh, i had business with a man... but i missed him -	Well, I'm glad you came to see me.
what brought you down here, greg?	Oh, I had business with a man... but I missed him -
the people at the restaurant?	Yes.
maybe the romaris might have a room. they seem nice.	The people at the restaurant?
it's not much money, but it's enough to live on. you'd have to move out of that hotel and into a furnished room.	Maybe the Romaris might have a room. They seem nice.
i'd like that.	It's not much money, but it's enough to live on. You'd have to move out of that hotel and into a furnished room.
you told me you were pretty good with youngsters. today i bumped into an old friend of mine, mrs. wheeler  she runs a settlement house down in the village and is looking for a kindergarten teacher.	I'd like that.
a job?	You told me you were pretty good with youngsters. Today I bumped into an old friend of mine, Mrs. Wheeler  She runs a settlement house down in the Village and is looking for a kindergarten teacher.
however, i won't say that i'll not take charge occasionally, and i'm going to take charge new. i've a job for you.	A job?
i won't do it again. we're friends. i'll never order you about again.	However, I won't say that I'll not take charge occasionally, and I'm going to take charge new. I've a job for you.
but you have treated me that way.	I won't do it again. We're friends. I'll never order you about again.
i'm sorry. i didn't intend to treat you like a child.	But you have treated me that way.
he was a kind little man in his way  and i made him go down that hall into the darkness. i made him do it.	Drink your milk.
yes, of course  but the police would say you'd probably had a bad dream.	He was a kind little man in his way  and I made him go down that hall into the darkness. I made him do it.
i saw him on the floor. he was cut -  --here. the blood was running out. he was dead. i'm sure of it. then on the subway i saw him  white  and the men holding him up between them.	Yes, of course  but the police would say you'd probably had a bad dream.
the important thing is, the police won't believe you.	I saw him on the floor. He was cut -  --here. The blood was running out. He was dead. I'm sure of it. Then on the subway I saw him  white  and the men holding him up between them.
but you do believe me?	The important thing is, the police won't believe you.
this is about another murder  a woman at fifty second street	But you do believe me?
thank you.. .goodnight.	Goodnight, Mary.
you can't make it your life's work looking for jacqueline.  ) you'll have to do other things... live...get some enjoyment out of life. i hope you'll let me help you.	Thank you.. .goodnight.
but i reel guilty. it doesn't seem right for me to enjoy myself with jacqueline gone.	You can't make it your life's work looking for Jacqueline.  ) You'll have to do other things... live...get some enjoyment out of life. I hope you'll let me help you.
good.	But I reel guilty. It doesn't seem right for me to enjoy myself with Jacqueline gone.
thank you. it was a lovely dinner.	Good.
afraid she might commit suicide?  people who commit suicide don't talk about it. that room made her happy in some strange way i couldn't understand. she lived in a world of her own fancy. she didn't always tell the truth. in fact - i'm afraid she didn't know what the truth was.  there were many things about jacqueline i didn't understand, and yet, without understanding, i had to be with her  to see her  to touch her  in order to be happy. it's hard to explain to a youngster.	I'm not a youngster. I can understand.
weren't you afraid?	Afraid she might commit suicide?  People who commit suicide don't talk about it. That room made her happy in some strange way I couldn't understand. She lived in a world of her own fancy. She didn't always tell the truth. In fact - I'm afraid she didn't know what the truth was.  There were many things about Jacqueline I didn't understand, and yet, without understanding, I had to be with her  to see her  to touch her  in order to be happy. It's hard to explain to a youngster.
at least i can explain that, mary. your sister had a feeling about life  that it wasn't worth living unless one could end it. i helped her get that room.	Weren't you afraid?
because i loved jacqueline i thought i knew her. today i found out such strange things frightening things. i saw a hangman's noose that she had hanging - waiting  i feel as if i'd never known her.	At least I can explain that, Mary. Your sister had a feeling about life  that it wasn't worth living unless one could end it. I helped her get that room.
a man would look anywhere for her, mary. there is something exciting and unforgettable about her - something you never get hold of - something that keeps a man following after her.	Because I loved Jacqueline I thought I knew her. Today I found out such strange things frightening things. I saw a hangman's noose that she had hanging - waiting  I feel as if I'd never known her.
why?	I love your sister, Mary. I love her very much.
but i'd give a great deal to know.	Why?
then you know where jacqueline is?	But I'd give a great deal to know.
the morgue? no wonder you fainted.  i wish you had come to me first.	Then you know where Jacqueline is?
no...at the morgue they told me a mr. gregory ward had made inquiries about jacqueline.	The Morgue? No wonder you fainted.  I wish you had come to me first.
we're not exactly strangers, mary. jacqueline spoke about you often. i suppose she told you about me,	No...At the morgue they told me a Mr. Gregory Ward had made inquiries about Jacqueline.
she'll have to know some time.	Not from me.
that you love mary.	She'll have to know some time.
let her know what?	That you love Mary.
what's that?	Verse -- verse that I wrote. I need it.
could you find him?	I suppose so. I can pick him up somewhere.
we could tell him.	Could you find him?
he's clever and he's cautious in his way. if he knew i think he'd advise her to do what i want - surrender herself to the police  stand trial  i don't think he knows.	We could tell him.
i don't know.	He's clever and he's cautious in his way. If he knew I think he'd advise her to do what I want - surrender herself to the police  stand trial  I don't think he knows.
do you think he knows about this?	I don't know.
i'm looking for a party -- a merry party.	Well, that's illuminating.
all very nice but, what are you going to do - listen at every house in new york for jacqueline's voice?	I'm looking for a party -- a merry party.
this is the part of new york i love. it is old. it has memories. if you listen, the houses will speak to you. walt whitman...edna st. vincent millay... eugene o'neill...in their time they've all lived here.	All very nice but, what are you going to do - listen at every house in New York for Jacqueline's voice?
well?	This is the part of New York I love. It is old. It has memories. If you listen, the houses will speak to you. Walt Whitman...Edna St. Vincent Millay... Eugene O'Neill...in their time they've all lived here.
mary, when you first came here, i told you to look into your heart. you didn't listen to me. you listened to the policeman instead. you didn't find your sister, did you?	Look here, just because Mrs. Romari asked you to amuse us.
it may make very fine poetry, mr. hoag, but it doesn't make good sense.	Mary, when you first came here, I told you to look into your heart. You didn't listen to me. You listened to the policeman instead. You didn't find your sister, did you?
but i understand her. that may be more important.	It may make very fine poetry, Mr. Hoag, but it doesn't make good sense.
you don't even know jacqueline gibson.	But I understand her. That may be more important.
but i'm better than a detective. i have an understanding of people - and a love of them -- an understanding of the city - -	You don't even know Jacqueline Gibson.
don't be ridiculous. for months i've had the best private detective in new york looking for miss gibson.	But I'm better than a detective. I have an understanding of people - and a love of them -- an understanding of the city - -
but i'm not joking.	Don't be ridiculous. For months I've had the best private detective in New York looking for Miss Gibson.
i don't think that's a good subject for jokes, mr. hoag.	But I'm not joking.
i'm going to find your sister.	I don't think that's a good subject for jokes, Mr. Hoag.
i don't know.	You will die.
and then?	I don't know.
i'm not going to wait. i'm going out -- laugh, dance --do all the things i used to do.	And then?
why wait?	I'm not going to wait. I'm going out -- laugh, dance --do all the things I used to do.
i'm tired of being afraid - of waiting.	Why wait?
i'm afraid.	I'm tired of being afraid - of waiting.
and you don't want to die. i've always wanted to die -- always.	I'm afraid.
yes. it's been quiet, oh ever so quiet. i hardly move, yet it keeps coming all the time -closer and closer. i rest and rest and yet i am dying.	And you don't want to die. I've always wanted to die -- always.
no!	Yes. It's been quiet, oh ever so quiet. I hardly move, yet it keeps coming all the time -closer and closer. I rest and rest and yet I am dying.
i'm mimi -- i'm dying.	No!
who are you?	I'm Mimi -- I'm dying.
you'll be all right?	Yes.
i won't get lonely.	You'll be all right?
if you get lonely, go down and see mrs. romari. i told her you were staying with me.	I won't get lonely.
good-bye.	If you get lonely, go down and see Mrs. Romari. I told her you were staying with me.
good-bye, darling. i'll only be gone until three.	Good-bye.
please, jacqueline.	You know about the Palladists -- you know who they are -- what they are. I was one of them.
i understand.	Good. We all understand each other. You, Gregory and I. We all know. There is sunlight in the streets and work to do. Both of you - you're off to work.
not i - i am alive, yet every hope i had is dead,  death can be good. death can be happy.. if i were really dying i could speak like cyrano - "my courage like a white plume"  and all the other lovely words with which he greeted death. then perhaps you might understand,	I understand.
i hate people who try to peddle comfort. but,mary, you shouldn't mourn for jacqueline. life for her was full of the agony of a disordered mind. it's better this way.	I keep telling myself that.
jacqueline. mr. romari phoned me. she went out this afternoon with two men he'd never seen before.	They may have been friends of hers.
what's wrong, mary?	Jacqueline. Mr. Romari phoned me. She went out this afternoon with two men he'd never seen before.
i can't find gregory. i've been trying to find him.	What's wrong, Mary?
he loves you, mary, and you'll have to tell him.	He's Jacqueline's husband. I can't
and gregory -- he loves her.	He loves you, Mary, and you'll have to tell him.
if it is true  there's all the more reason for you to find jacqueline.	And Gregory -- he loves her.
i have to. it was irving august -- everything mrs. redi said - it fits in with what i saw - she even knew i'd seen his body on the subway.	If it is true  there's all the more reason for you to find Jacqueline.
and you believe that?	I have to. It was Irving August -- everything Mrs. Redi said - it fits in with what I saw - she even knew I'd seen his body on the subway.
jacqueline is a murderess she killed a man.	And you believe that?
you went to see mrs. redi... she told you something -- what was it?	Jacqueline is a murderess she killed a man.
it's because of jacqueline  i can't go on looking for her --	You went to see Mrs. Redi... She told you something -- what was it?
i had begun to write again -that's whet i was doing when you came in.	It's because of Jacqueline  I can't go on looking for her --
i thought myself your friend, mary. just good-bye isn't enough for a friend.	I had begun to write again -that's whet I was doing when you came in.
don't make me tell you, jason.	I thought myself your friend, Mary. Just good-bye isn't enough for a friend.
it isn't that -- you said, "have to go." what could compel you --	Don't make me tell you, Jason.
but you're happy here -- you like your work -	It isn't that -- you said, "have to go." What could compel you --
i have to go -	But you're happy here -- you like your work -
i thought your coming up here to the third floor to see me -that it was your advent into my world. it turns out to be good-by. why?	I have to go -
jason, i'm going back to highcliffe. i came to say good-by.	I thought your coming up here to the third floor to see me -that it was your advent into my world. It turns out to be good-by. Why?
it's not a searchlight  it's a sword blade cutting the blue cloak of a prince - not stars --	Jason, I'm going back to Highcliffe. I came to say good-by.
it's beautiful -- that searchlight - the stars --	It's not a searchlight  it's a sword blade cutting the blue cloak of a prince - not stars --
my window - - through which i see the world.	It's beautiful -- that searchlight - the stars --
but it's a small room, jason.	It's grown big with time -- I've lived here with the Romari's for ten years -- the room's become part of me. I want you to see it  to know me better.
i want you to see my room. i want you to see all of it.	But it's a small room, Jason.
i can imagine.	Some time before those nice white gloves are dry you're going to go and find out a few things about Mrs. Redi.
look. i'm serious. it's a real and vary earnest society -- a dangerous society...	I can imagine.
devil worshippers!	Look. I'm serious. It's a real and vary earnest society -- a dangerous society...
i thought it would be, but just to be sure, i'll tell you that the palladists are a society of devil worshippers --	Devil worshippers!
it's all clear to me now -- so clear.	I thought it would be, but just to be sure, I'll tell you that the Palladists are a society of Devil worshippers --
such a simple matter. this figure is the symbol of the palladists.	It's all clear to me now -- so clear.
i'm at sea, jason.	Such a simple matter. This figure is the symbol of the Palladists.
that's it. and this figure --she traced it. the book i saw at the library had been marked "perfect" by the library inspector in march. mrs. redi had it out in april. no one else had read it since.	I'm at sea, Jason.
i don't know.	That's it. And this figure --she traced it. The book I saw at the library had been marked "perfect" by the library inspector in March. Mrs. Redi had it out in April. No one else had read it since.
but who is judd, a psychiatrist. it's quite natural that he should read books on the history of old religious societies. but why should mrs. redi, a woman with a beauty parlor --?	I don't know.
i don't think that's so revealing.	But who is Judd, a psychiatrist. It's quite natural that he should read books on the history of old religious societies. But why should Mrs. Redi, a woman with a beauty parlor --?
i went as a detective. i found out that mrs. redi reads the same books as dr. judd.	I don't think that's so revealing.
but you're always at the library.	I went as a detective. I found out that Mrs. Redi reads the same books as Dr. Judd.
i have been at the library.	But you're always at the library.
it's terribly sweet of you, jason.	I have something even better.
yes. and now that i've shown you that i know that much, and can guess more -- will you trust me to look for jacqueline?	I want you to look for Jacqueline.
and you knew he'd be here.	Yes. And now that I've shown you that I know that much, and can guess more -- will you trust me to look for Jacqueline?
yes.	And you knew he'd be here.
at least you knew about dr. judd.	Yes.
well,then i have spoiled your dinner -- "your food won't digest, and your wine will sour."	You will have to make all the jokes, because I'm going to be very serious.
were you going to make a suggestion?	Yes. I was going to tell you to look into your own heart -- do you really want to find your sister?
we are happy, mrs. romari, because you have everything  and i am happy because i have nothing to lose.	But you should make her laugh, Jason. Come, make jokes for her. I'll bring your food to their table.
why can't everyone be happy like we are -- laugh and have good times. look at that poor little one  so sad because she can't find her sister. and that man with her - he doesn't make her laugh  he just sits and talks.	We are happy, Mrs. Romari, because you have everything  and I am happy because I have nothing to lose.
what are you thinking of, bella? can i eat dry?	Oh, the wine. I have forgotten the wine.
jason, my pet	Bella Romari If I were not seated, I would embrace you in three movements like a sonata.  Ah, my wonderful one. Fly with me tonight. We will take your coffee machine and live with the gypsies.
ah, my jason -- always laughing -- always trying to help others.  he's a good boy, miss -- he just talks that way.	I'm a good boy, but no one listens to what I say.
i wouldn't want to take them out. i just want to look at them.	Well, since, you're over twenty one
why, mr. jason. most of these books are on the closed shelf. you have to get permission.	I wouldn't want to take them out. I just want to look at them.
no, not at all, mr. jason.	Why, Mr. Jason. Most of these books are on the closed shelf. You have to get permission.
would it be asking too much, miss gottschalk, for you to get me these books?	No, not at all, Mr. Jason.
it's here, too.	Would it be asking too much, Miss Gottschalk, for you to get me these books?
yes, dr. louis judd.	It's here, too.
and the other was judd?	Yes, Dr. Louis Judd.
i want to see what they read so i'll know what kind of books to give my friends as presents. there's nothing nicer for a gift than a book.	Who was the first one -- Mrs. Redi?
oh, mr. jason. i really shouldn't be doing this, you know. it's against the rules.  when did you say you wanted them?	I want to see what they read so I'll know what kind of books to give my friends as presents. There's nothing nicer for a gift than a book.
what?	They may have found her.  Mrs. Cortez - this morning I told her Jacqueline was no longer under my care.
if you like, i'll go with you to dinner.	I'd like that.
a book of successful verse might have changed that, eh?	It might have.
she is very young -- i have an old habit of failure. it would be a bad habit to bring to a marriage.	A book of successful verse might have changed that, eh?
i don't suppose you'll ever tell her, will you?	She is very young -- I have an old habit of failure. It would be a bad habit to bring to a marriage.
i suppose, jason, that you'll speak for your friend --  -- and your poetry will speak for you.	Perhaps
i'm afraid this is no time to play cyrano, my friend. what was in your mind?	I wanted to get things clear for Jacqueline. Let her know --
perhaps.	I'll do all I can to help. I'll go to my publisher tomorrow.
no other reason  no woman not the little miss gibson?	Perhaps.
i think it's time.	No other reason  no woman not the little Miss Gibson?
tell me, why this sudden desire to publish  to awaken like byron and find yourself famous.	I think it's time.
you'll have good enough sense to tell us where she is - when you know she's a murderess. she killed a man.	Tell me, why this sudden desire to publish  to awaken like Byron and find yourself famous.
tell me what?	You'll have good enough sense to tell us where she is - when you know she's a murderess. She killed a man.
yes. when i tell you.	Tell me what?
you don't expect me to do that do you?	Yes. When I tell you.
tell me where jacqueline is - we've got to find her.	You don't expect me to do that do you?
i'd forgotten.	Tell me where Jacqueline is - we've got to find her.
wait - there is that other favor.	I'd forgotten.
why not let your publisher judge that?	Wait - there is that other favor.
i hope it finds as much favor as your other book -- but somehow i doubt it -- the time is out of tune.	Why not let your publisher judge that?
it goes beyond that. it praises the goodness of god and the greatness of all his works.	I hope it finds as much favor as your other book -- but somehow I doubt it -- the time is out of tune.
and this poetry  like the poetry you wrote before extols the passion and beauty of life?	It goes beyond that. It praises the goodness of God and the greatness of all His works.
i should like people to read what i've written.	And this poetry  like the poetry you wrote before extols the passion and beauty of life?
this is curious, jason. half the time you talk as if shakespeare were not fit to tie your shoelaces; now this sudden humility.	I should like people to read what I've written.
actually i want to ask two favors of you -- one as a poet  one as a detective.	It sounds strange, and I'm going to be very wary.
well, it won't work. love and understanding won't make a good detective out of a recalcitrant poet.	Actually I want to ask two favors of you -- one as a poet  one as a detective.
uhhuh.	Well, it won't work. Love and understanding won't make a good detective out of a recalcitrant poet.
following me to find jacqueline?	Uhhuh.
i've lost my knack.	After that wonderful first book - after all the adulation and the good reviews?
i think i understand without your telling me. i know something of your history, jason. i know that you haven't written for ten years.	I've lost my knack.
i don't think that you would understand if i told you.	I think I understand without your telling me. I know something of your history, Jason. I know that you haven't written for ten years.
what was she to you?	I don't think that you would understand if I told you.
she was my patient.	What was she to you?
because there was another girl years ago -- a nice girl. she lived on barrow street. i saw her with you once - i saw her with you twice and then i never saw her again. that's why.	She was my patient.
but why come to me?	Because there was another girl years ago -- a nice girl. She lived on Barrow Street. I saw her with you once - I saw her with you twice and then I never saw her again. That's why.
see that girl? that's jacqueline's sister. it's because of her i ask.	But why come to me?
i saw you with her last week. i knew you'd be here tonight. where is she?	My dear fellow, it's neither your business to ask, nor mine to tell.
what a peculiar question.	I saw you with her last week. I knew you'd be here tonight. Where is she?
where is jacqueline gibson?	What a peculiar question.
would they hurt her?	I don't know.
yes. you could become a country wife -- fool around with petunias and pullets.	It will be fun meeting Gregory every night at the station.
cloven hoof?	Yes. You know the devil and all his minions are marked that way.
it's my cloven hoof. it trips me up sometimes.	Cloven hoof?
if i didn't know where she was, could i take you to her? get your hat and coat. we haven't much time.	It's my cloven hoof. It trips me up sometimes.
you know where she is?	If I didn't know where she was, could I take you to her? Get your hat and coat. We haven't much time.
don't be so amazed. it's a very ordinary matter. i'm jacqueline's physician... mr. ward told me you were in town and jacqueline has sent me to bring you to her.	You know where she is?
yes, miss gibson. i've come to take you to your sister.	Don't be so amazed. It's a very ordinary matter. I'm Jacqueline's physician... Mr. Ward told me you were in town and Jacqueline has sent me to bring you to her.
dr. judd?	Yes, Miss Gibson. I've come to take you to your sister.
this is the most amusing thing i have ever heard and with a bit of gossip to season it  your failure with jacqueline. has she returned to her husband?	No, she's with her sister,
and i love and admire him more than any man i ever knew. i read these poems. he's lost his talent and his was a really great gift. what i have to do today -- to bring him this rejected manuscript -will be the most disheartening thing i have ever done and the most disillusioning.	This is the most amusing thing I have ever heard and with a bit of gossip to season it  your failure with Jacqueline. Has she returned to her husband?
but you have never liked jason. you always laughed at him - -quarreled with him --	And I love and admire him more than any man I ever knew. I read these poems. He's lost his talent and his was a really great gift. What I have to do today -- to bring him this rejected manuscript -will be the most disheartening thing I have ever done and the most disillusioning.
i'm very, very serious.	But you have never liked Jason. You always laughed at him - -quarreled with him --
this is incredible i it must be some sort of a joke.	I'm very, very serious.
i've talked nonsense. i've scoffed and hooted -- but somewhere very deep down in me, i always felt that good held the balance of power.	You're even sentimental about it. What made you change your mind?
i never thought you did.	I've talked nonsense. I've scoffed and hooted -- but somewhere very deep down in me, I always felt that good held the balance of power.
but i'm not coming to you out of deep conviction, i'm coming to you out of loss. i no longer can believe in the power and the rightness of things that are called good.	I never thought you did.
we always knew you'd come to us, louis.	But I'm not coming to you out of deep conviction, I'm coming to you out of loss. I no longer can believe in the power and the rightness of things that are called good.
i don't know how to begin this, natalie. perhaps it's best to just plunge in. i want to join you.	We always knew you'd come to us, Louis.
no. she's no longer under my care.	I don't know how to begin this, Natalie. Perhaps it's best to just plunge in. I want to join you.
is it about jacqueline?	No. She's no longer under my care.
it would be a charming experience. she might only protest half as much.	You're very flippant and perhaps wise, but not wise enough to see the truth, Louis.
no, you draw no secrets from me, as you drew them from jacqueline. you are not one of us yet. you're clever, louis, but i recognize your interest in me for what it is worth. you are only curious. you have never loved a woman who had but one arm.	It would be a charming experience. She might only protest half as much.
unless what?	No, you draw no secrets from me, as you drew them from Jacqueline. You are not one of us yet. You're clever, Louis, but I recognize your interest in me for what it is worth. You are only curious. You have never loved a woman who had but one arm.
life has betrayed us. we've found there is no heaven on earth, so we must worship evil for evil's own sake. we're not wicked. we commit no violence, unless...	Unless what?
a strange collection. you're like the false god you worship... fallen angels, all of you.	Life has betrayed us. We've found there is no heaven on earth, so we must worship evil for evil's own sake. We're not wicked. We commit no violence, unless...
i was a great dancer...	A strange collection. You're like the false god you worship... fallen angels, all of you.
a gay lot - redi, for instance.  i don't know what her sorrow is, but her life's an empty one. she's had to have this to cling to. frances fallon, with her worship of jacqueline, has had to follow like a sheep. and bruns, the fanatic. and you...	I was a great dancer...
are we? i thought i was very gay.	A gay lot - Redi, for instance.  I don't know what her sorrow is, but her life's an empty one. She's had to have this to cling to. Frances Fallon, with her worship of Jacqueline, has had to follow like a sheep. And Bruns, the fanatic. And you...
i have no sympathy for either good or evil. i have only curiosity -- a professional curiosity. what unhappy people most of you are!	Are we? I thought I was very gay.
i'm afraid you have mistaken my motive, louis. i thought you might understand and sympathize.	I have no sympathy for either good or evil. I have only curiosity -- a professional curiosity. What unhappy people most of you are!
i can imagine. but you did say you came to me as my friend --that you were concerned for me.	I'm afraid you have mistaken my motive, Louis. I thought you might understand and sympathize.
yes. there are certain punitive measures...	I can imagine. But you did say you came to me as my friend --that you were concerned for me.
but you would like to know where she is?	Yes. There are certain punitive measures...
i haven't said anything of the sort.	But you would like to know where she is?
perhaps, natalie, this is a bargain you're offering me --i am being allowed to join -- to buy safety by betraying jacqueline -- is that it?	I haven't said anything of the sort.
i always thought it was a more intimate relationship.	Perhaps, Natalie, this is a bargain you're offering me --I am being allowed to join -- to buy safety by betraying Jacqueline -- is that it?
i think i can give you a more practical reason for your kind invitation. i know too much. i was jacqueline's psycho-analyst.	I always thought it was a more intimate relationship.
because you are intelligent -- that's why they sent me to you --	I think I can give you a more practical reason for your kind invitation. I know too much. I was Jacqueline's psycho-analyst.
i know the theory behind the movement. if one believes in good one believes in evil. if one believes in god, one must believe in the devil. and an intelligent person can make his own choice  that's it, isn't it?	Because you are intelligent -- that's why they sent me to you --
it seems right to us.	I know the theory behind the movement. If one believes in good one believes in evil. If one believes in God, one must believe in the devil. And an intelligent person can make his own choice  that's it, isn't it?
i'd hardly describe it that way - the worship of evil is a pretty dreadful and special thing.	It seems right to us.
one believes - it's like any other religion...	I'd hardly describe It that way - The worship of evil is a pretty dreadful and special thing.
i know the others -- redi, fallon, leo, bruns. but i would never have guessed it of you, natalie.	One believes - it's like any other religion...
i don't believe it.	I had to help get rid of the body. You saw it on the subway. And I warn you, Mary -- go back -- you don't know what you're doing, or what dreadful things you might bring about by looking for your sister. You go back to school - - go back and forget Jacqueline.
i have no intention whatsoever of hinting. your sister, mary, is a murderess. she killed irving august -- stabbed him out of fright when he discovered where she was hiding.	I don't believe it.
i can't give up looking for her, mrs. redi, no matter what you're hinting at.	I have no intention whatsoever of hinting. Your sister, Mary, is a murderess. She killed Irving August -- stabbed him out of fright when he discovered where she was hiding.
i can almost feel your doubt about what i'm saying, mary.	I can't give up looking for her, Mrs. Redi, no matter what you're hinting at.
it will make you unhappy to find jacqueline. it would put her in danger --- great danger --	I can almost feel your doubt about what I'm saying, Mary.
why?	It will make you unhappy to find Jacqueline. It would put her in danger --- great danger --
if i were you, mary -- i'd go back to school. i'd make no further attempt to find jacqueline.	Why?
that won't be necessary. i haven't much to say.	If I were you, Mary -- I'd go back to school. I'd make no further attempt to find Jacqueline.
i'll be out in a minute.	That won't be necessary. I haven't much to say.
this is mrs. redi, mary.	I'll be out in a minute.
yes.	This is Mrs. Redi, Mary.
i'm afraid not.	That's too bad.
i'm stopping at the chatsworth.	Thank you, my dear.
leave me your address, and if i find anything, i'll get in touch with you.	I'm stopping at the Chatsworth.
there's nothing you can think of -- old letters, anything, that might give me some hint as to where i might find jacqueline?	Leave me your address, and if I find anything, I'll get in touch with you.
yes  and i must say i've done very well with it -- perhaps even better than jacqueline.	There's nothing you can think of -- old letters, anything, that might give me some hint as to where I might find Jacqueline?
i didn't know.	Yes  and I must say I've done very well with it -- perhaps even better than Jacqueline.
mary, i'm amazed. didn't jacqueline tell you? she sold the business to me at least eight months ago. it's my business now.	I didn't know.
mrs. redi, there's one thing -with jacqueline gone, how do you carry on the business? what do you do with the receipts? how do you sign checks--?	Mary, I'm amazed. Didn't Jacqueline tell you? She sold the business to me at least eight months ago. It's my business now.
but you must know someone who has seen or heard of my sister.	I'm afraid not.
yes -- and pays the rent every month.	Could you let me see that room? If it is hers, there might be something there to help me find my sister.
you mean she just came here, rented the room, locked it, and left?	Yes -- and pays the rent every month.
oh yes, yes. one day a beautiful car comes here. this beautiful lady in furs gets out. there is a handsome man with her, and the chauffeur  the lady rents one of our upstairs rooms. the chauffeur changes the lock on the door. then the lady never comes back --not to live, anyhow. she came back three, four times, but always alone and just to eat.	You mean she just came here, rented the room, locked it, and left?
but she was here?	Oh yes, yes. One day a beautiful car comes here. This beautiful lady in furs gets out. There is a handsome man with her, and the chauffeur  The lady rents one of our upstairs rooms. The chauffeur changes the lock on the door. Then the lady never comes back --not to live, anyhow. She came back three, four times, but always alone and just to eat.
she's not been here for a long time.	But she was here?
yes  yes, if she made that much impression on you, i'm sure it was jacqueline.	She's not been here for a long time.
once you'd seen my sister you'd never forget her.	Giacomo -- la bellisslina madonna -
but, mrs. lowood, i can't just stay here not knowing what's happened to my sister. maybe if i went to new york -- if i saw mrs. redi myself --	I doubt if you'll get anything out of that woman. But if  you'd like to try, I'll advance you the money to make the trip to New York. Of course, my dear, if you don't find your sister, you can always come back here.
i have written repeatedly to mrs. redi. she vouchsafes no information whatsoever.  it is six months since your tuition has been paid, mary. naturally, it is impossible for you to stay on here as a paying pupil.	Of course.
sometimes she can be quite careless. why don't you try mrs. redi?	I have written repeatedly to Mrs. Redi. She vouchsafes no information whatsoever.  It is six months since your tuition has been paid, Mary. Naturally, it is impossible for you to stay on here as a paying pupil.
we don't know, mary. we've been unable to get in touch with your sister.	Sometimes she can be quite careless. Why don't you try Mrs. Redi?
difficult? has anything happened to jacqueline?	We don't know, Mary. We've been unable to get in touch with your sister.
that makes it all the more difficult	Difficult? Has anything happened to Jacqueline?
no, mrs. lowood, she doesn't write often.	Have you any other relatives, Mary?
your sister - - have you heard from her lately?	No, Mrs. Lowood, she doesn't write often.
fo come ti pare. to desiderare sempre di vedere che cosa c'era in quella stanza.	What did he say?
no -- the rent in paid. the lady asked us to promise, i wouldn't open the door.	Please.
i don't know no gibson. this is a restaurant. many people come here.	She's very beautiful.
i thought you might know her. she was seen here about a week ago. her name is jacqueline gibson.	I don't know no Gibson. This is a restaurant. Many people come here.
yes?	I thought you might know her. She was seen here about a week ago. Her name is Jacqueline Gibson.
i'm worry to bother you. i want to ask you about my sister.	Yes?
i'll be right back with mrs. wheeler.	When?
what?	I'll be right back with Mrs. Wheeler.
because i have something very important to do.	What?
why	Because I have something very important to do.
children, i want you to be very good and very quiet while i see mrs. wheeler a moment. she's going to take over this class for a while.	Why
is it fifteen minutes yet?	No, Nancy. You've got to sleep two more minutes.
miss gibson, i'm tired of resting.	Sh-h-h Nancy. The other children.
i have taken care of mary. i've spoken to her. she's going back to school.	Then it is decided. Leo and Durk and I will make our plans.
it is a very real danger and one which forces our decision.	What about Judd -- he knows about us.
but she told him, frances. she told him about us.	I know this is difficult for you. I know that you love her.
but he also wrote --	I can quote that too; "Those who shall go out into the market place and let their tongues speak of us, and give knowledge of our being and our deeds, whom-so-ever doeth this shall die."
i can quote it fully, mrs. redi. "we will avoid violence. for once undertaken, violence becomes its own master and can lead to either good or evil."	But he also wrote --
i went back through the history last night. i read about johann rozenquartz -- i read what he wrote --	I can quote it fully, Mrs. Redi. "We will avoid violence. For once undertaken, violence becomes its own master and can lead to either good or evil."
you have only to stretch out your hand, take up the glass and drink a little.	It won't hurt.
jacqueline, you have spoken so often of ending it all, i can't understand why this should be so difficult for you. you have only to drink a little.	Yes, Jacqueline. You were always talking suicide - - of ending your life when you wanted to.
i know. you introduced jacqueline to us -- but how could you tell -	I should have known. She had no sincerity - no real belief.
sorry. i'm nervous. this is very trying for me.	I know. You introduced Jacqueline to us -- but how could you tell -
i'm sorry to be late, natalie.	We haven't even begun tea yet.
graham...	I'm okay. It's okay.
i want to touch you.	No.
but why can't you just put it all behind you? can't you just forget it? all that stuff you did?	No, Ann, I can't. I can't forget it. It's not something I can fix. It's difficult. There s something in my mind... the way my brain works...  God, Ann, when you're with another person, and you're... inside them, you're so vulnerable, you're revealing so much... there's no protection. And... somebody could say, or do something to you while you're in this... state of... nakedness. And they could hurt you without even knowing it. In a way that you couldn't even see.  And you would withdraw. To make sure it didn't happen again.
and i'm telling you it's not any one thing that i can point to and say "that's why!" it doesn't work that way with people who have problems, ann, it's not that neat, it's not that tidy! it's not a series of little boxes that you can line up and count. things just don't happen that way.	But why can't you just put it all behind you? Can't you just forget it? All that stuff you did?
i want to know why you are the way you are!	And I'm telling you it's not any one thing that I can point to and say "That's why!" It doesn't work that way with people who have problems, Ann, it's not that neat, it's not that tidy! It's not a series of little boxes that you can line up and count. Things just don't happen that way.
well, what kind of answer are you looking for, ann? what is it exactly that you want to know?	I want to know why you are the way you are!
you're not answering me.	Well, what kind of answer are you looking for, Ann? What is it exactly that you want to know?
jesus christ, ann. why is anybody anything? i think you have this idea that people are either all good or all bad, and you don't allow for any gray areas, and that's what most of us consist of.	You're not answering me.
why are you ashamed?	Jesus Christ, Ann. Why is anybody anything? I think you have this idea that people are either all good or all bad, and you don't allow for any gray areas, and that's what most of us consist of.
all right!! all right!! you want to know? you want to know how i feel? i feel ashamed. is that what you wanted to hear?	Why are you ashamed?
come on!!	All right!! All right!! You want to know? You want to know how I feel? I feel ashamed. Is that what you wanted to hear?
i don't find this "turning the tables" thing very interesting --	I don't care.
i'm just going to keep asking until you answer. i'm sure there's plenty of tape.	I don't find this "turning the tables" thing very interesting --
i can't tell you like this.	I'm just going to keep asking until you answer. I'm sure there's plenty of tape.
"because"? that's not good enough. i asked you a question, graham. i asked you "how does it feel"? how does it feel, mr. i want to go down on you but i can't? do you know how many people you've sucked into your weird little world? including me? come on, how does it feel?	I can't tell you like this.
because.	"Because"? That's not good enough. I asked you a question, Graham. I asked you "how does it feel"? How does it feel, Mr. I Want To Go Down On You But I Can't? Do you know how many people you've sucked into your weird little world? Including me? Come on, how does it feel?
why not?	Because.
don't do that.	Why not?
all right, you want to talk about lies, let's talk about lies, ann. let's talk about lying to yourself. you haven't been able to sleep with your husband because you're no longer in love with him, and maybe you never were. you haven't been honest with yourself in longer than you can remember.	Yeah, you're right. But I never claimed to know everything like you, and have all these little theories. I'm still learning, I know that. But I don't feel like I've wasted time. If I had to go through my marriage to get to where I am right now, fine.
as i said, i haven't decided what to do, exactly. perhaps i won't do anything.	Oh, you just moved here to think about it, right?
whoa!! i'm so glad we got that on tape!! you won't answer a question about elizabeth, but i have to answer all these intimate questions about my sex life!! graham, what do you think she's going to make of all these videotapes? are you going to tell her about them? i can't imagine her being too understanding about that. but since you don't lie anymore, you'll have to say something.	As I said, I haven't decided what to do, exactly. Perhaps I won't do anything.
i don't know. i really would rather not talk about it.	Whoa!! I'm so glad we got that on tape!! You won't answer a question about Elizabeth, but I have to answer all these intimate questions about my sex life!! Graham, what do you think she's going to make of all these videotapes? Are you going to tell her about them? I can't imagine her being too understanding about that. But since you don't lie anymore, you'll have to say something.
look at you, look at what's happened to you, look how you've changed! don't you think she will have changed?	I don't know. I really would rather not talk about it.
i don't know.	Look at you, look at what's happened to you, look how you've changed! Don't you think she will have changed?
graham, i mean, what do you think her reaction is going to be if you contact her?	I don't know.
possibly.	Graham, I mean, what do you think her reaction is going to be if you contact her?
like maybe a big part?	Possibly.
yes.	Like maybe a big part?
but that was part of it?	Yes.
not entirely.	But that was part of it?
wait a minute, wait a minute. what's going on here? did you come back here just to see her again?	Not entirely.
i don't know. possibly.	Wait a minute, wait a minute. What's going on here? Did you come back here just to see her again?
but you're planning to be?	I don't know. Possibly.
no.	But you're planning to be?
you mean you're still in contact with her?	No.
yes.	You mean you're still in contact with her?
who? elizabeth?	Yes.
i couldn't face her if i had slept with somebody else.	Who? Elizabeth?
but how do you know for sure, you have to try to find a way to fig --	I couldn't face her if I had slept with somebody else.
ann, it could happen to me all over again, don't you see? i could start to --	But how do you know for sure, you have to try to find a way to fig --
but i don't understand --	Ann, it could happen to me all over again, don't you see? I could start to --
i've told you.	But I don't understand --
why not?	I've told you.
i can't.	Why not?
i'm asking for real. i want you to turn that camera off and make love with me. will you?	I can't.
ann. are you asking me hypothetically, or are you asking me for real, right now?	I'm asking for real. I want you to turn that camera off and make love with me. Will you?
so why won't you make love with me? why wouldn't you, i mean?	Ann. Are you asking me hypothetically, or are you asking me for real, right now?
that's very flattering.	So why won't you make love with me? Why wouldn't you, I mean?
but i feel like maybe i could be really comfortable with you.	That's very flattering.
i... i can't answer that precisely.	But I feel like maybe I could be really comfortable with you.
but if you were?	I... I can't answer that precisely.
i'm not in love with you.	But if you were?
if you were in love with me, would you?	I'm not in love with you.
i'm not planning on it.	If you were in love with me, would you?
you're really never going to make love again?	I'm not planning on it.
yeah, i know, but somehow i expect that from her, i mean, she'll do it with almost anybody, i don't know, i shouldn't stick up for her i guess, but him. he lied so... deeply!! ooo, i want to watch him die!!	You're really never going to make love again?
you should be. he lied to you. so did cynthia.	Yeah, I know, but somehow I expect that from her, I mean, she'll do it with almost anybody, I don't know, I shouldn't stick up for her I guess, but him. He lied so... deeply!! Ooo, I want to watch him die!!
god, i m so mad at him!!	You should be. He lied to you. So did Cynthia.
no, you're not.	God, I m so mad at him!!
i'm babbling.	No, you're not.
interesting analogy.	I'm babbling.
kind of. i mean, john's like this kind of... craftsman. like he's a carpenter, and he makes really good tables. but that's all he can make, and i don't need anymore tables.	Interesting analogy.
and you feel the same way with john?	Kind of. I mean, John's like this kind of... craftsman. Like he's a carpenter, and he makes really good tables. But that's all he can make, and I don't need anymore tables.
subtlety, yes. no subtlety. plus, i've never really felt able to open up with anyone. i mean, that other person i told you about, i enjoyed making love with him a lot, but i still wasn't able to really let go. i always feel like i'm being watched and i shouldn't embarrass myself.	And you feel the same way with John?
subtlety?	Subtlety, yes. No subtlety. Plus, I've never really felt able to open up with anyone. I mean, that other person I told you about, I enjoyed making love with him a lot, but I still wasn't able to really let go. I always feel like I'm being watched and I shouldn't embarrass myself.
i don't know. it all gets back to that cynthia thing. i don't like her... eagerness. there's nothing left to imagine, there's no...	Subtlety?
if you do get out of your marriage, will you continue to be inhibited?	I don't know. It all gets back to that Cynthia thing. I don't like her... eagerness. There's nothing left to imagine, there's no...
not yet. i'm not sure i will. i just want out.	If you do get out of your marriage, will you continue to be inhibited?
did you confront john with the fact that you knew about him?	Not yet. I'm not sure I will. I just want out.
i don't know anymore. i thought i was, but obviously i was wrong.	Did you confront John with the fact that you knew about him?
how could i, with all these nice people stopping by? the fact is that i've lived by myself for so long, i can't imagine living with another person. it's amazing what you can get used to if enough time goes by. and anyway, i'm asking the questions. are you happy?	I don't know anymore. I thought I was, but obviously I was wrong.
don't you get lonely?	How could I, with all these nice people stopping by? The fact is that I've lived by myself for so long, I can't imagine living with another person. It's amazing what you can get used to if enough time goes by. And anyway, I'm asking the questions. Are you happy?
now i make sure that no one has the opportunity to test me.	Don't you get lonely?
and now you can?	Now I make sure that no one has the opportunity to test me.
i loved her for how good she made me feel, and i hated her for how good she made me feel. and at that time, i tended to express my feelings non- verbally. i couldn't handle anyone having that much control over my emotions.	And now you can?
how come?	I loved her for how good she made me feel, and I hated her for how good she made me feel. And at that time, I tended to express my feelings non- verbally. I couldn't handle anyone having that much control over my emotions.
yes. i did. willfully and repeatedly.	How come?
so you lied to her?	Yes. I did. Willfully and repeatedly.
the problem was me. i was... i was a pathological liar. or am, i should say. lying is like alcoholism, one is always "recovering".	So you lied to her?
what was the problem?	The problem was me. I was... I was a pathological liar. Or am, I should say. Lying is like alcoholism, one is always "recovering".
no, it was wonderful. that wasn't the problem.	What was the problem?
so what happened? was it so bad that it turned you off?	No, it was wonderful. That wasn't the problem.
her name was elizabeth.	So what happened? Was it so bad that it turned you off?
who was the last person you had sex with?	Her name was Elizabeth.
yes.	Who was the last person you had sex with?
so you have had sex.	Yes.
that's correct.	So you have had sex.
you said you weren't always impotent.	That's correct.
can't.	You said you weren't always impotent.
can't or won't?	Can't.
if i can't do it all, i don't want to do anything. and i can't do it all.	Can't or won't?
why not?	If I can't do it all, I don't want to do anything. And I can't do it all.
no.	Why not?
on tape?	No.
no.	On tape?
if i asked you to, would you? not on tape, i mean?	No.
yes.	If I asked you to, would you? Not on tape, I mean?
i remember. you could do that, couldn't you? go down on me?	Yes.
i thought i made that clear before, when i said i would go down on you.	I remember. You could do that, couldn't you? Go down on me?
have you fantasized about me?	I thought I made that clear before, when I said I would go down on you.
yes.	Have you fantasized about me?
about me?	Yes.
i fantasized about you.	About me?
about who?	I fantasized about you.
yes.	About who?
so you do fantasize?	Yes.
i know. deep down, i know that. it just bothers me, when i have feelings or impulses that she has.	So you do fantasize?
you're not like your sister. you couldn't be like her if you wanted to.	I know. Deep down, I know that. It just bothers me, when I have feelings or impulses that she has.
because that's how cynthia thinks!! all she does is think about that stuff, and i hate that, i don't want to be like her, i don't want to be like her!!	You're not like your sister. You couldn't be like her if you wanted to.
why?	Because that's how Cynthia thinks!! All she does is think about that stuff, and I hate that, I don't want to be like her, I don't want to be like her!!
yes. whenever... all right, look. whenever i see a man that i think is attractive, i wonder what it would be like with him, i mean, i'm just curious, i don't act on it, but i hate that i think that!! i wish i could just forget about that stuff!!	Why?
are there people other than your previous lover that you have fantasized about?	Yes. Whenever... all right, look. Whenever I see a man that I think is attractive, I wonder what it would be like with him, I mean, I'm just curious, I don't act on it, but I hate that I think that!! I wish I could just forget about that stuff!!
no.	Are there people other than your previous lover that you have fantasized about?
do you want me to stop?	No.
i guess not.	Do you want me to stop?
then as far as this taping goes, you have nothing to worry about.	I guess not.
yes, i have. i will.	Then as far as this taping goes, you have nothing to worry about.
at some level, i don't understand your nervousness. have you decided to leave john?	Yes, I have. I will.
i don't see what difference it makes, i mean, i can think what i want.  i don't know if i want to do this anymore, i'm afraid... i don't mind answering the questions so much, but if somebody were to see this...	At some level, I don't understand your nervousness. Have you decided to leave John?
yes.	Did the person you made love with satisfy you more than your husband?
did you have sex before you were married?	Yes.
is he going to see this?	Absolutely not.
it's a simple question. have you ever thought of having -- making love with someone other than your husband?	Is he going to see this?
you don't know what i'm thinking.	It's a simple question. Have you ever thought of having -- making love with someone other than your husband?
sometimes. afterward.	Does he go down on you?
yes.	Sometimes. Afterward.
when we're making love?	Yes.
do you talk to him?	When we're making love?
ann bishop millaney.	You are married, correct?
tell me your name.	Ann Bishop Millaney.
tell me your name.	Ann Bishop Millaney.
yes.	Tell me your name.
it won't. are you ready?	Yes.
what will you do when the money runs out?	It won't. Are you ready?
i have money.	What will you do when the money runs out?
how do you pay for all this? i mean, rent, and tapes and this equipment.	I have money.
then do it.	How do you pay for all this? I mean, rent, and tapes and this equipment.
load a new tape, turn the camera on.	Then do it.
what do you have to do to get ready?	Load a new tape, turn the camera on.
that's a good question.	What do you have to do to get ready?
what would you know about a normal frame of mind?	That's a good question.
i want you to be aware of what you're doing and why, because i know that this is not the sort of thing you would do in a normal frame of mind.	What would you know about a normal frame of mind?
what difference does it make why i do it?	I want you to be aware of what you're doing and why, because I know that this is not the sort of thing you would do in a normal frame of mind.
yes. but i sense the element of revenge here.	What difference does it make why I do it?
don't you want to make one?	Yes. But I sense the element of revenge here.
do you think that's such a good idea?	Don't you want to make one?
why not?	It's not my place to tell you these things, Ann. You have to find out by yourself or from John directly. You have to trust me on this.
but even if we had been speaking, i wouldn't have told you.	Why not?
ann, when would i have told you? we were not speaking, if you recall.	But even if we had been speaking, I wouldn't have told you.
why didn't you tell me?	Ann, when would I have told you? We were not speaking, if you recall.
she said it on her tape.	Why didn't you tell me?
how did you know?	She said it on her tape.
yes.	How did you know?
you know?	Yes.
i know.	You know?
john and cynthia have been... "fucking".	I know.
i'm not sure why i came here. i had kind of decided not to talk to you after... you know.	I know.
maybe you want to go.	Yes, I do.
this is just... so...	Maybe you want to go.
i'm sorry this came up.	This is just... so...
i don't... why... why do you do this?	I'm sorry this came up.
no, not to me, for me, for the camera.	I don't... why... why do you do this?
to you?	No, not to me, for me, for the camera.
mostly. sometimes they do things.	To you?
and they just answer them?	Mostly. Sometimes they do things.
yes.	And they just answer them?
you just ask them questions?	Yes.
like what they've done, what they do, what they don't do, what they want to do but are afraid to ask for, what they won't do even if asked. anything i can think of.	You just ask them questions?
like what?	Like what they've done, what they do, what they don't do, what they want to do but are afraid to ask for, what they won't do even if asked. Anything I can think of.
everything about sex.	Like what?
what about sex?	Everything about sex.
yes.	What about sex?
about sex?	Yes.
the... interviews are about sex, ann.	About sex?
what... what are these interviews about?	The... interviews are about sex, Ann.
because i promised each subject that no one would look at the tape except me.	What... what are these interviews about?
why not?	Because I promised each subject that no one would look at the tape except me.
no.	Why not?
can we look at one?	No.
yes.	Can we look at one?
all of these are interviews?	Yes.
because i enjoy interviewing women more than men.	All of these are interviews?
you went out with her?	Not really.
donna was a girl i knew in florida.	You went out with her?
donna. on this tape it says "donna".	Donna was a girl I knew in Florida.
donna?	Donna. On this tape it says "Donna".
who's donna?	Donna?
oh, just a personal project like anyone else's personal project. mine's just a little more personal.	Who's Donna?
what kind of personal project?	Oh, just a personal project like anyone else's personal project. Mine's just a little more personal.
it's a personal project i'm working on.	What kind of personal project?
i can see that. what are they?	It's a personal project I'm working on.
videotapes.	I can see that. What are they?
what are these?	Videotapes.
not much to see, i'm afraid. i'm sort of cultivating a minimalist vibe.	Somehow I imagined books. I thought you would have like a whole lot of books and be reading all the time.
i just wanted to see how the place looked furnished.	Not much to see, I'm afraid. I'm sort of cultivating a minimalist vibe.
nothing i can't finish later.	I just wanted to see how the place looked furnished.
are you in the middle of something?	Nothing I can't finish later.
ann. hello.	Are you in the middle of something?
hi!	Ann. Hello.
so since i've never had sex with you, by your own advice i shouldn't accept your advice.	That's correct.  Bit of a dilemma, isn't it?
basically, yes.	So since I've never had sex with you, by your own advice I shouldn't accept your advice.
now, you said never take advice from someone that you don't know intimately, right?	Basically, yes.
well, i wasn't always impotent.	Now, you said never take advice from someone that you don't know intimately, right?
excuse me for asking, but how would you know?	Well, I wasn't always impotent.
oh, see, i meant someone you've had sex with. that's part of the theory.	Excuse me for asking, but how would you know?
of course not.	Oh, see, I meant someone you've had sex with. That's part of the theory.
you had sex with you therapist?	Of course not.
well, my therapist knows me intimately.	You had sex with you therapist?
i believe in it for some people. i mean, for me it was silly, i was confused going in. so i just formed my own personal theory that you should never take advice from someone of the opposite sex that doesn't know you intimately.	Well, my therapist knows me intimately.
so you don't believe in therapy?	I believe in it for some people. I mean, for me it was silly, I was confused going in. So I just formed my own personal theory that you should never take advice from someone of the opposite sex that doesn't know you intimately.
hah! no, i'm not. actually, i used to be, but the therapist i had was really ineffectual in helping me deal with my problems. of course, i lied to him constantly, so i guess i can't hold him totally responsible...	So you don't believe in therapy?
aren't you?	Hah! No, I'm not. Actually, I used to be, but the therapist I had was really ineffectual in helping me deal with my problems. Of course, I lied to him constantly, so I guess I can't hold him totally responsible...
you're in therapy?	Aren't you?
my therapist said that --	You're in therapy?
they are looking at you. ann, you are truly breathtaking. i don't know if you understand how your appearance can affect people. men want to possess you, women wish they looked like you. and those that don't or can't resent you. and the fact that you're a nice person just makes it worse.	My therapist said that --
what?	They are looking at you. Ann, you are truly breathtaking. I don't know if you understand how your appearance can affect people. Men want to possess you, women wish they looked like you. And those that don't or can't resent you. And the fact that you're a nice person just makes it worse.
well, i've been watching you. i've watched you eat, i've watched you speak, i've watched the way you move, and i see somebody who is extremely conscious of being looked at. i think you really believe that people are looking at you all the time. and you know what?	What?
why do you say i'm self-conscious?	Well, I've been watching you. I've watched you eat, I've watched you speak, I've watched the way you move, and I see somebody who is extremely conscious of being looked at. I think you really believe that people are looking at you all the time. And you know what?
i am self-conscious, but not in the same way that you are. you have got to be the most attractive self- conscious person i've ever seen.	Why do you say I'm self-conscious?
well... are you self-conscious about it?	I am self-conscious, but not in the same way that you are. You have got to be the most attractive self- conscious person I've ever seen.
not usually. i mean, honestly, i haven't known many guys that could think straight with an erection, so i feel i'm way ahead of the game as far as being clear-headed goes.	Well... are you self-conscious about it?
does it bother you?	Not usually. I mean, honestly, I haven't known many guys that could think straight with an erection, so I feel I'm way ahead of the game as far as being clear-headed goes.
well, let me put it this way: i cannot achieve an erection while in the presence of another person. so, for all practical purposes, i am impotent.	Does it bother you?
you are?	Well, let me put it this way: I cannot achieve an erection while in the presence of another person. So, for all practical purposes, I am impotent.
impotent.	You are?
you're what?	Impotent.
as long as it's not... gross, you know? like some scar or something. it has to be like mine, like something about you.	Agreed.
do you want me to?	As long as it's not... gross, you know? Like some scar or something. It has to be like mine, like something about you.
so what's your personal thing? are you really going to tell me something personal?	Do you want me to?
i don't know, he just said he wants to wait. i quit asking.	So what's your personal thing? Are you really going to tell me something personal?
why is that?	I don't know, he just said he wants to wait. I quit asking.
yeah, actually, i do. but john doesn't. at least not right now.	Why is that?
do you want them?	Yeah, actually, I do. But John doesn't. At least not right now.
kids? what about them?	Do you want them?
so what about kids?	Kids? What about them?
yes! yes! i think that's very true. very.	So what about kids?
i think so. i remember reading somewhere that men learn to love what they're attracted to, whereas women become more and more attracted to the person they love.	Yes! Yes! I think that's very true. Very.
do you understand what i'm trying to say?	I think so. I remember reading somewhere that men learn to love what they're attracted to, whereas women become more and more attracted to the person they love.
okay. i think... i think sex is overrated. i think people place way too much importance on it. and i think that stuff about women wanting it just as bad is crap. i m not saying women don't want it, i just don't think they want it for the reason men think they do.  i'm getting confused.	Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
it's up to you. but i warn you, if you tell me something personal, i might do the same.	Okay. I think... I think sex is overrated. I think people place way too much importance on it. And I think that stuff about women wanting it just as bad is crap. I m not saying women don't want it, I just don't think they want it for the reason men think they do.  I'm getting confused.
can i tell you something personal? i feel like i can. it's something i couldn't tell john. or wouldn't, anyway.	It's up to you. But I warn you, if you tell me something personal, I might do the same.
right, right. i don't feel connected to many people, either. other than john.	Can I tell you something personal? I feel like I can. It's something I couldn't tell John. Or wouldn't, anyway.
i know that i just don't feel a connection with very many people, so i don't waste time with people i don't feel one with.	Right, right. I don't feel connected to many people, either. Other than John.
hmm. well, maybe you are. really, i wouldn't pay much attention.	I know that I just don't feel a connection with very many people, so I don't waste time with people I don't feel one with.
i feel like they do.	Hmm. Well, maybe you are. Really, I wouldn't pay much attention.
yeah, i know. i mean, i'm not saying i know people think you're a bitch, i'm saying i know what you mean. and i don't even know that people think you're a bitch. do they?	I feel like they do.
maybe you'll understand this, because you know john, but he confuses me sometimes.	How do you mean?
no.	Okay, I will!!
would you mind?	No.
what's the first?	Lawyers.
do i pay taxes? of course i pay taxes, only a liar doesn't pay taxes, i'm not a liar. a liar is the second lowest form of human being.	What's the first?
i don't know.	Who's Elizabeth?
sister older or younger?	Younger.
mother, father, sister.	Sister older or younger?
this food is excellent.	Thank you.
that's hard to believe. the two of you seem so different.	I would imagine that we are, now. I think I'm ready to use the bathroom, finally.
oh, lots of reasons, most of them boring. but, up until i dropped out, john and i were... very much alike.	That's hard to believe. The two of you seem so different.
why'd you drop out?	Oh, lots of reasons, most of them boring. But, up until I dropped out, John and I were... very much alike.
i knew him very well. we were extremely close until i dropped out.	Why'd you drop out?
why? didn't you know him well?	I knew him very well. We were extremely close until I dropped out.
yes. i was surprised that he accepted when i asked if i could stay here until i found a place.	Why? Didn't you know him well?
nine years?	Yes. I was surprised that he accepted when I asked if I could stay here until I found a place.
nine years.	Nine years?
how long has it been since you've seen john?	Nine years.
exactly. i would say the fact that you feel the first year of your marriage has gone by quickly means lots of things. or could mean lots of things.	How long has it been since you've seen John?
you mean like "time flies"?	Exactly. I would say the fact that you feel the first year of your marriage has gone by quickly means lots of things. Or could mean lots of things.
anyway, i think the mind is very flexible as far as time is concerned.	You mean like "time flies"?
oh, uh-huh.	Anyway, I think the mind is very flexible as far as time is concerned.
did you know that if you shut someone up in a room, and the only clock he has reference to runs two hours slow for every twenty-four, that his body will eventually adjust to that schedule? simply because the mind honestly perceives that twenty-six hours are twenty-four, the body follows. and then there are sections of time. your life can be broken down into the sections of time that formed your personality . for instance, when i was twelve, i had an eleven minute conversation with my father that to this day defines our relationship. now, i'm not saying that everything happened in that specific section of time, but the events of my childhood involving my father led up to, and then were crystallized in, that eleven minutes.	Oh, uh-huh.
oh, definitely. i mean, just this past year has gone by like phew! i hardly even knew it passed.	Did you know that if you shut someone up in a room, and the only clock he has reference to runs two hours slow for every twenty-four, that his body will eventually adjust to that schedule? Simply because the mind honestly perceives that twenty-six hours are twenty-four, the body follows. And then there are sections of time. Your life can be broken down into the sections of time that formed your personality . For instance, when I was twelve, I had an eleven minute conversation with my father that to this day defines our relationship. Now, I'm not saying that everything happened in that specific section of time, but the events of my childhood involving my father led up to, and then were crystallized in, that eleven minutes.
yes. so you feel security, stability. like things are going to last awhile.	Oh, definitely. I mean, just this past year has gone by like phew! I hardly even knew it passed.
...free-lance. you know.	Yes. So you feel security, stability. Like things are going to last awhile.
well... well, the clich about the security of it, that's really true. we own a house, and i really like that, you know? and i like that john was just made junior partner, so he has a steady job and he's not some...	...free-lance. You know.
what about it do you like? i'm not being critical, i'd really like to know.	Well... well, the clich about the security of it, that's really true. We own a house, and I really like that, you know? And I like that John was just made junior partner, so he has a steady job and he's not some...
oh, i like it. i like it very much.	What about it do you like? I'm not being critical, I'd really like to know.
no, i was in charge of kind of standing at the microphone and reciting these really depressing lyrics in a monotone. the whole thing was really... irrelevant. how do you like being married?	Oh, I like it. I like it very much.
you play an instrument?	No, I was in charge of kind of standing at the microphone and reciting these really depressing lyrics in a monotone. The whole thing was really... irrelevant. How do you like being married?
oh. well, i did. i was in a band once, and the music was always secondary to just flat out offending as many people as possible.	You play an instrument?
no, not really.	Oh. Well, I did. I was in a band once, and the music was always secondary to just flat out offending as many people as possible.
i used to take great pleasure in that, being purposefully different, rubbing people's noses in it. didn't you do that when you were younger?	No, not really.
well...	I used to take great pleasure in that, being purposefully different, rubbing people's noses in it. Didn't you do that when you were younger?
oh. well, maybe i'm uncomfortable with my appearance. i feel a little out of place in these surroundings.	Well...
no, i think you look... fine.	Oh. Well, maybe I'm uncomfortable with my appearance. I feel a little out of place in these surroundings.
are you uncomfortable with my appearance?	No, I think you look... fine.
oh, uh-huh.	Are you uncomfortable with my appearance?
yeah, i guess it is. my mother is a complete anglophile, anything british makes her drool like a baby. she probably heard the name in some movie. she's a prisoner of public television now.	Oh, uh-huh.
graham is an unusual name.	Yeah, I guess it is. My mother is a complete Anglophile, anything British makes her drool like a baby. She probably heard the name in some movie. She's a prisoner of public television now.
curious.	Graham is an unusual name.
no. why?	Curious.
yes.	No. Why?
television?	Yes.
have you ever been on television?	Television?
oh.	Have you ever been on television?
yes.  oh, you mean to bring in! no. yes, i have some other things, no, i don't need to bring them in. this is all i need to stay here.	Oh.
do you have other things?	Yes.  Oh, you mean to bring in! No. Yes, I have some other things, no, I don't need to bring them in. This is all I need to stay here.
oh, no problem. it can wait.	Do you have other things?
we... don't usually let people smoke in the house. we have a patio if you --	Oh, no problem. It can wait.
oh. well, please sit down.	We... don't usually let people smoke in the house. We have a patio if you --
false alarm.	Oh. Well, please sit down.
that was quick.	False alarm.
yes?	Graham Dalton.
ann?	Yes?
god damn you!!	Yes.
i have thought about it, yes.	You bitch. I knew it.
you son of a bitch!!	Not very often.
bastard...	He does.
goddam right.	Yes.
answer me, godammit!! did you make one of those tapes?	Yes!
you're leaving me for him, aren't you? well, that makes a sad sort of sense. he can't, and you won't.	I'm not going to discuss this with you anymore. You're making no sense.
no, but i wanted to. i really wanted to, partially just to piss you off.	You're leaving me for him, aren't you? Well, that makes a sad sort of sense. He can't, and you won't.
goddammit, goddammit!! that son of a bitch!!  well, at least i know you didn't fuck him.	No, but I wanted to. I really wanted to, partially just to piss you off.
i drove around. then i went to talk with graham.	Goddammit, goddammit!! That son of a bitch!!  Well, at least I know you didn't fuck him.
where did you go when you left here?	I drove around. Then I went to talk with Graham.
why?	We'll call it uncontested or whatever. I just want out.
i want out of this marriage.	Why?
what?	I want out of this marriage.
i want out of this marriage.	What?
jesus christ! what the hell happened? i came home and your car was gone, the door was open, i thought for sure you'd been abducted by some mad fucker, i was literally just calling the cops when you walked in. what happened?	I want out of this marriage.
quitting your therapy won't feed the children of ethiopia.	I know.
i don't know. sometimes i feel stupid babbling about my little problems while children are starving in the world.	Quitting your therapy won't feed the children of Ethiopia.
isn't therapy helping at all?	I don't know. Sometimes I feel stupid babbling about my little problems while children are starving in the world.
i didn't say it was rational, i just said i was convinced.	Isn't therapy helping at all?
yeah. jeez, give me some credit.	I didn't say it was rational, I just said I was convinced.
loud.	Yeah. Jeez, give me some credit.
i don't, either. i mean, cynthia, of all people. she's so...	Loud.
i'm sorry, too. i... i get these ideas in my head, you know, and i have nothing to do all day but sit around and concoct these intricate scenarios. and then i want to believe it so i don't think i've wasted the whole day. last week i was convinced you were having an affair with cynthia, i don't know why.	I don't, either. I mean, Cynthia, of all people. She's so...
i'm sorry. it's just... i'm under a lot of pressure with this kirkland thing, it's my first big case as junior partner, and i work all day, i come home, i look forward to seeing you, and... it hurts that you accuse me like that.	I'm sorry, too. I... I get these ideas in my head, you know, and I have nothing to do all day but sit around and concoct these intricate scenarios. And then I want to believe it so I don't think I've wasted the whole day. Last week I was convinced you were having an affair with Cynthia, I don't know why.
you've made your point.	I'm sorry. It's just... I'm under a lot of pressure with this Kirkland thing, it's my first big case as junior partner, and I work all day, I come home, I look forward to seeing you, and... it hurts that you accuse me like that.
goddam right. i mean, can you imagine: "your honor, i'm positive this man is guilty. i can't place him at the scene or establish a motive, but i have this really strong feeling."	You've made your point.
always the lawyer.	Goddam right. I mean, can you imagine: "Your honor, I'm positive this man is guilty. I can't place him at the scene or establish a motive, but I have this really strong feeling."
look, this conversation is utterly ridiculous. maybe when you have some evidence, we should talk, but don't give me conjecture and intuition.	Always the lawyer.
why don't i believe you?	Look, this conversation is utterly ridiculous. Maybe when you have some evidence, we should talk, but don't give me conjecture and intuition.
i'm not either!!	Why don't I believe you?
but i'm not.	I'm not either!!
i was just saying, you know? i didn't get paranoid when you didn't want to make love. i could have easily assumed that you didn't want to because you were having an affair.	But I'm not.
is that supposed to comfort me?	I was just saying, you know? I didn't get paranoid when you didn't want to make love. I could have easily assumed that you didn't want to because you were having an affair.
for god's sake, ann, i am not fucking your sister. i don't find her that attractive, for one.	Is that supposed to comfort me?
my sister, for one. is that who it is?	For God's sake, Ann, I am not fucking your sister. I don't find her that attractive, for one.
ann, you are completely paranoid. not ten minutes ago i wanted to make love for the first time in weeks, and you act like i'm dipped in shit. you know, i think there are a lot of women that would be glad to have a young, straight male making a pretty good living beside them in bed with a hard on.	My sister, for one. Is that who it is?
i can't tell you how upset i would be if you were lying.	Ann, you are completely paranoid. Not ten minutes ago I wanted to make love for the first time in weeks, and you act like I'm dipped in shit. You know, I think there are a lot of women that would be glad to have a young, straight male making a pretty good living beside them in bed with a hard on.
there's nothing to know, ann.	I can't tell you how upset I would be if you were lying.
if i'm right, i want to know. i don't want you to lie. i'd be very upset, but not as upset as if i'd found out you'd been lying.	There's nothing to know, Ann.
no, i'm not. frankly, i'm offended at the accusation.	If I'm right, I want to know. I don't want you to lie. I'd be very upset, but not as upset as if I'd found out you'd been lying.
well, are you?	No, I'm not. Frankly, I'm offended at the accusation.
jesus christ, where'd that come from? i have a late lunch by myself and now i'm fucking somebody?	Well, are you?
are you having an affair?	Jesus Christ, where'd that come from? I have a late lunch by myself and now I'm fucking somebody?
something wrong?	Are you having an affair?
i ate by myself.	Something wrong?
who'd you have lunch with?	I ate by myself.
then maybe i saw an old message. there are a lot of them on my desk, you know.	Who'd you have lunch with?
that's interesting, because i didn't leave a message.	Then maybe I saw an old message. There are a lot of them on my desk, you know.
yes. i just got busy.	That's interesting, because I didn't leave a message.
did you see a message to call me when you got back in?	Yes. I just got busy.
tuesday. i had a late lunch.	Did you see a message to call me when you got back in?
i called you tuesday at 3:30 and they said you weren't in. do you remember where you were?	Tuesday. I had a late lunch.
mmmmm...	I called you Tuesday at 3:30 and they said you weren't in. Do you remember where you were?
john?	Mmmmm...
graham and i were talking about apartments and i told him to check the garden district, there are some nice little places there, garage apartments and stuff.	Stay away from the Garden District. Serious crime. I don't know what kind of place you're looking for, but there are a lot of studio-type apartments available elsewhere.
oh, we get along okay. she's just very... she's an extrovert. i think she's loud. she probably wouldn't agree. definitely wouldn't agree.	Are you going to see Elizabeth while you're here?
that's the first thing that ran through my mind when i saw you. i thought this is not the same man that rode the unicycle naked through the homecoming parade.	You did that?
there are many things that can exert control over one's life, good and bad. religion, greed, philanthropy, drugs.	I know, but this... I just feel like everybody I know right now is obsessed with sex.
because all she thinks about are these guys she's after and i just hate her she's such a little slut i thought that in high school and i think that now. why do people have to be so obsessed with sex all what's the big damn deal? i mean, it's okay and everything, but i don't understand when people let it control them, control their lives, why do they do that?	There are many things that can exert control over one's life, good and bad. Religion, greed, philanthropy, drugs.
why?	Because all she thinks about are these guys she's after and I just hate her she's such a little slut I thought that in high school and I think that now. Why do people have to be so obsessed with sex all what's the big damn deal? I mean, it's okay and everything, but I don't understand when people let it control them, control their lives, why do they do that?
i hate my sister.	Why?
i'm glad you feel that way, because i feel that way, too.	But you don't have hidden motives for feeling that way, right?
yes.	I'm glad you feel that way, because I feel that way, too.
do you feel there is more progress to be made?	Yes.
not really.	Do you feel there is more progress to be made?
do you want to leave therapy?	Not really.
yes.	Do you want to leave therapy?
that you are under no obligation to me?	Yes.
yes.	That you are under no obligation to me?
you understand that you are free to leave therapy at any time?	Yes.
i guess.	You understand that you are free to leave therapy at any time?
it's possible that graham has hidden motives for disliking therapy and/or therapists. perhaps he has problems of his own that he is unwilling to deal with, and he would like to see other people, you for instance, wallow in their situation just as he does. do you think that's possible?	I guess.
what do you mean? i don't understand.	It's possible that Graham has hidden motives for disliking therapy and/or therapists. Perhaps he has problems of his own that he is unwilling to deal with, and he would like to see other people, you for instance, wallow in their situation just as he does. Do you think that's possible?
ann, in life one has to be aware of hidden agendas.  did it occur to you that graham may have his own reasons for not wanting you to be in therapy?	What do you mean? I don't understand.
that guy graham i told you about. he said taking advice from someone you don't know intimately was... well, he said a lot of stuff.	Ann, in life one has to be aware of hidden agendas.  Did it occur to you that Graham may have his own reasons for not wanting you to be in therapy?
i thought that's what i did. who was it that you talked to?	That guy Graham I told you about. He said taking advice from someone you don't know intimately was... well, he said a lot of stuff.
i've been thinking about it for awhile, and then i was talking to somebody who kind of put things in perspective for me.	I thought that's what I did. Who was it that you talked to?
what brought this on?	I've been thinking about it for awhile, and then I was talking to somebody who kind of put things in perspective for me.
let me rephrase. were you attracted to him?	I guess, but not because of the way he looked or anything. He's just so different, somebody new to have a conversation with. I'm just tired of talking to other couples about whether or not they're going to buy the station wagon, you know? It's just boring. I don't know, he was just different. And he's really on about truth a lot, being honest, and I like that, I felt comfortable around him.  After he left I had a dream that he signed a lease to rent our guest room.
what do you mean, like physically?	Let me rephrase. Were you attracted to him?
did you find him attractive?	What do you mean, like physically?
no, he left last week.	Did you find him attractive?
is he still at your house?	No, he left last week.
oh, graham. no, i didn't talk to him about that. actually, that turned out to be pretty interesting. i expected graham to be this... well, like john, you know? i mean, he said they had gone to school together, so i was expecting lots of stories about getting drunk and secret handshakes and stuff. but he turned out to be this... this kind of character, i mean, he's kind of arty but okay, you know?	Is he still at your house?
the friend of john's that was staying at your house.	Oh, Graham. No, I didn't talk to him about that. Actually, that turned out to be pretty interesting. I expected Graham to be this... well, like John, you know? I mean, he said they had gone to school together, so I was expecting lots of stories about getting drunk and secret handshakes and stuff. But he turned out to be this... this kind of character, I mean, he's kind of arty but okay, you know?
what visitor?	The friend of John's that was staying at your house.
did you confront john about the visitor?	What visitor?
well, the cumulative effect is not good, let me tell you.  i knew i shouldn't have watered those plants.	Did you confront John about the visitor?
no, i haven't.	Well, the cumulative effect is not good, let me tell you.  I knew I shouldn't have watered those plants.
yes, it's this radioactive gas in the ground, and houses kind of act like magnets to pull it up, and -- you've never heard of this?	No, I haven't.
radon leakage?	Yes, it's this radioactive gas in the ground, and houses kind of act like magnets to pull it up, and -- you've never heard of this?
well, i don't know. the week started off okay, but then i was outside watering the plants, and i started feeling dizzy from the heat and that got me thinking about the greenhouse effect, so i went inside and turned on the air-conditioner full blast, and that made me feel a little better until i started thinking about radon leakage coming up through the floor, and --	Radon leakage?
so it was recently that you tried this.	Well, kind of recently, I guess. But not too recently.
well, i kind of tried once. it just seemed stupid, i kept seeing myself lying there and it seemed stupid, and kind of, uh, i don't know, and then i was wondering if my dead grandfather could see me doing this, and it just seemed like a dumb thing to be doing when we don't know what to do with all that garbage, you know?	So it was recently that you tried this.
i take it you've never masturbated?	Well, I kind of tried once. It just seemed stupid, I kept seeing myself lying there and it seemed stupid, and kind of, uh, I don't know, and then I was wondering if my dead grandfather could see me doing this, and it just seemed like a dumb thing to be doing when we don't know what to do with all that garbage, you know?
god, no.	I take it you've never masturbated?
did you masturbate?	God, no.
what do you mean?	Did you masturbate?
did you do anything?	What do you mean?
but see, he stopped before i got that feeling, that's why it seems weird to me. i mean, i'm sure he wishes i would initiate things once in awhile, and i would except it never occurs to me, i'm always thinking about something else and then the few times that i have felt like starting something i was by myself.	Did you do anything?
perhaps he senses your hesitance at being touched.	But see, he stopped before I got that feeling, that's why it seems weird to me. I mean, I'm sure he wishes I would initiate things once in awhile, and I would except it never occurs to me, I'm always thinking about something else and then the few times that I have felt like starting something I was by myself.
oh, yeah.  but see, i've never really been into sex that much, i mean, i like it and everything, it just does't freak me out, i wouldn't miss it, you know? but anyway, lately we haven't been doing anything at all. like i said, it's not that i miss it, but i'm curious the way things kind of slacked off all of a sudden.	Perhaps he senses your hesitance at being touched.
prior to this feeling, were you comfortable having physical contact with him?	Oh, yeah.  But see, I've never really been into sex that much, I mean, I like it and everything, it just does't freak me out, I wouldn't miss it, you know? But anyway, lately we haven't been doing anything at all. Like I said, it's not that I miss it, but I'm curious the way things kind of slacked off all of a sudden.
about a week ago. i don't know what brought it on, i just started feeling like i didn't want him to touch me.	Prior to this feeling, were you comfortable having physical contact with him?
when did you begin having this feeling?	About a week ago. I don't know what brought it on, I just started feeling like I didn't want him to touch me.
fine, i guess. except right now i'm going through this where i don't want him to touch me.	When did you begin having this feeling?
this unexpected visit notwithstanding, how are things with john?	Fine, I guess. Except right now I'm going through this where I don't want him to touch me.
yeah, i know.	This unexpected visit notwithstanding, how are things with John?
but he asked you to quit your job, and you do have housework.	Yeah, I know.
i guess i'm upset because i can't really justify being upset, i mean, it's his house, really, he pays the mortgage.	But he asked you to quit your job, and you do have housework.
what upsets you about that?	I guess I'm upset because I can't really justify being upset, I mean, it's his house, really, he pays the mortgage.
no. i don't know. i haven't told him about the garbage thing because i'm pissed off at him right now. he's letting some old college buddy stay at our house for a couple of days, and he didn't even ask me about it. i mean, i would've said yes, i just wish he would've asked.	What upsets you about that?
are you afraid of his reaction? of his finding you silly for thinking of such things?	No. I don't know. I haven't told him about the garbage thing because I'm pissed off at him right now. He's letting some old college buddy stay at our house for a couple of days, and he didn't even ask me about it. I mean, I would've said yes, I just wish he would've asked.
if you think about it, i think you'll see that the object of your obsession is invariably something negative that you couldn't possibly have any control over.	Well, do you think many people run around thinking about how happy they feel and how great things are? I mean, maybe they do, but I doubt those people are in therapy. Besides, being happy isn't all that great. My figure is always at its best when I'm depressed. The last time I was really happy I put on twenty-five pounds. I thought John was going to have a stroke.
yeah, so?	If you think about it, I think you'll see that the object of your obsession is invariably something negative that you couldn't possibly have any control over.
well, last week we talked about your obsession with the families of airline fatalities, and now we're talking about your concern over the garbage problem.	Yeah, so?
what do you mean?	Well, last week we talked about your obsession with the families of airline fatalities, and now we're talking about your concern over the garbage problem.
ann, do you see a pattern here?	What do you mean?
well, this weekend john was taking out the garbage, and he kept spilling things out of the container, and i started imagining a container that grew garbage, like it just kept filling up and overflowing all by itself, and how could you stop that if it started happening?	Ann, do you see a pattern here?
do you have any idea what triggered this concern?	Well, this weekend John was taking out the garbage, and he kept spilling things out of the container, and I started imagining a container that grew garbage, like it just kept filling up and overflowing all by itself, and how could you stop that if it started happening?
don't you think that's a lot of garbage? i'd really like to know where it's all going to go.	Do you have any idea what triggered this concern?
no, i didn't.	Don't you think that's a lot of garbage? I'd really like to know where it's all going to go.
nothing. i mean, nothing. i try not to do anything that will produce garbage, so obviously we're talking about eating and basic stuff like that. did you know that the average person produces three pounds of garbage a day?	No, I didn't.
yes, i remember. what do you do when these moods overtake you?	Nothing. I mean, nothing. I try not to do anything that will produce garbage, so obviously we're talking about eating and basic stuff like that. Did you know that the average person produces three pounds of garbage a day?
bye.	Bye.
okay.	Bye.
i get real busy between two and four.	Okay.
no.	I get real busy between two and four.
do you have my work number?	No.
thank you.	Well. I can't stay.
so what's my share of the dress?	Thirty-two dollars.
i was just trying to --	Hold on.
it looks like a tablecloth.	It does not.
it's a sun dress.	It looks like a tablecloth.
what is it?	It's a sun dress.
here it is.	What is it?
i don't want to discuss it.	Then why do you keep asking about it?
ann, i don't understand why this freaks you out so much. you didn't do it, i did, and if it doesn't bother me, why should it bother you?	I don't want to discuss it.
you are in serious trouble.	Ann, I don't understand why this freaks you out so much. You didn't do it, I did, and if it doesn't bother me, why should it bother you?
no. i don't think they all did what i did.	You are in serious trouble.
so he's got this catalogue of women touching themselves? that doesn't make you feel weird?	No. I don't think they all did what I did.
he's harmless. he just sits around and looks at these tapes. what's the big deal?	So he's got this catalogue of women touching themselves? That doesn't make you feel weird?
that doesn't mean you do. you can't possibly trust him, he's... perverted.	He's harmless. He just sits around and looks at these tapes. What's the big deal?
i feel like i do.	That doesn't mean you do. You can't possibly trust him, he's... perverted.
you know what i mean, you don't even know him!	I feel like I do.
you couldn't do it, period.	You know what I mean, you don't even know him!
i mean, i couldn't do that in front of john, even.	You couldn't do it, period.
why?	I mean, I couldn't do that in front of John, even.
i can't believe you did that!!	Why?
listen to you!! you sound like mom. what are you talking about?	I can't believe you did that!!
you are in trouble.	Listen to you!! You sound like Mom. What are you talking about?
in front of him, ann, yes.	You are in trouble.
no, but i did.	You touched him?
did he touch you?	No, but I did.
well, it's too late now, isn't it?	Did he touch you?
you don't know that for sure.	Well, it's too late now, isn't it?
he wouldn't do that.	You don't know that for sure.
cynthia, who knows where that tape may end up? he could be... bouncing it off some satellite or something. some horny old men in south america or something could be watching it.	He wouldn't do that.
i wanted him to see me.	Cynthia, who knows where that tape may end up? He could be... bouncing it off some satellite or something. Some horny old men in South America or something could be watching it.
but why did you want to?	I wanted him to see me.
because i wanted to.	But why did you want to?
why did you do that?	Because I wanted to.
what!?	Why did you do that?
cynthia!	What!?
yes, i did.	Cynthia!
apparently.	Did he ask you to take your clothes off?
oh, so you'll let a total stranger record your sexual life on tape, but you won't tell your own sister?	Apparently.
well, like, i don't want to tell you, exactly.	Oh, so you'll let a total stranger record your sexual life on tape, but you won't tell your own sister?
well, like what did he ask, exactly?	Well, like, I don't want to tell you, exactly.
questions about sex.	Well, like what did he ask, exactly?
what kinds of questions?	Questions about sex.
he just asked me questions.	What kinds of questions?
then why'd you call me?	I don't know.
i don't want to talk about it.	Then why'd you call me?
well, what, then?	I don't want to talk about it.
no, he's not dangerous. not physically.	Well, what, then?
well, what? is he dangerous?	No, he's not dangerous. Not physically.
no, it's nothing like that.	Well, what? Is he dangerous?
then what's the story, what's this "strange" bullshit all of a sudden? is he drowning puppies, or what?	No, it's nothing like that.
no!	Then what's the story, what's this "strange" bullshit all of a sudden? Is he drowning puppies, or what?
what the hell happened over there? did he make a pass at you?	No!
because. cynthia, look, john was right. graham is strange. very strange. you don't want to get involved with him.	What the hell happened over there? Did he make a pass at you?
well, why?	Because. Cynthia, look, John was right. Graham is strange. Very strange. You don't want to get involved with him.
because i never got around to it.	Well, why?
why not?	Because I never got around to it.
no, i didn't.	Why not?
what do you mean he doesn't want me to come over? did you tell him about me?	No, I didn't.
i don't... he doesn't want you to come over.	What do you mean he doesn't want me to come over? Did you tell him about me?
good. now, if you'll pardon me, i have to go to work.	I was thinking maybe I shouldn't be in therapy anymore.
fine.	Good. Now, if you'll pardon me, I have to go to work.
okay, ann, okay. how about this: you buy her something nice, and i'll pay for half. all right?	Fine.
i just thought it might --	Okay, Ann, okay. How about this: you buy her something nice, and I'll pay for half. All right?
will you stop? jesus.	I just thought it might --
don't you think she deserves a little more than a card? i mean, the woman gave birth to you. it's her fiftieth birthday --	Will you stop? Jesus.
what's wrong with that?	Don't you think she deserves a little more than a card? I mean, the woman gave birth to you. It's her fiftieth birthday --
a card? for her fiftieth birthday?	What's wrong with that?
i don't know, i'll get her a card or something.	A card? For her fiftieth birthday?
are you getting mom something for her birthday?	I don't know, I'll get her a card or something.
that goddam diamond stud earring that cost me a fucking fortune.	Are you getting Mom something for her birthday?
lose something?	That goddam diamond stud earring that cost me a fucking fortune.
and... do whatever it is you do.	Lose something?
and what?	And... do whatever it is you do.
i don't feel right just giving you the address so that you can go over there and...	And what?
why? just give me the address, you won't even have to be involved.	I don't feel right just giving you the address so that you can go over there and...
let me talk to him first.	Why? Just give me the address, you won't even have to be involved.
oh, please. okay, so give me the zen master's address, i'll think of a reason to stop by.	Let me talk to him first.
he's not getting a phone, he doesn't like talking on the phone.	Oh, please. Okay, so give me the Zen master's address, I'll think of a reason to stop by.
what are you talking about?	He's not getting a phone, he doesn't like talking on the phone.
but he won't.	What are you talking about?
well, i'll call him when he does.	But he won't.
he doesn't have a phone.	Well, I'll call him when he does.
ann, you don't have a clue. look, i don't even know why we're discussing this, i'll just call him myself.	He doesn't have a phone.
i have a pretty good idea.	Ann, you don't have a clue. Look, I don't even know why we're discussing this, I'll just call him myself.
"my type"? what is this bullshit? how would you know what "my type" is?	I have a pretty good idea.
oh, for god's sake. really, cynthia, really, i don't think he's your type.	"My type"? What is this bullshit? How would you know what "my type" is?
i think you're afraid to put the two of us in the same room together. i think you're afraid he'll be undeniably drawn to me.	Oh, for God's sake. Really, Cynthia, really, I don't think he's your type.
well, i wonder why.	I think you're afraid to put the two of us in the same room together. I think you're afraid he'll be undeniably drawn to me.
ann, you always underestimate me.	Well, I wonder why.
well, he doesn't strike me as the kind of person that would go in for that sort of thing, anyway.	Ann, you always underestimate me.
i say it because it's descriptive.	Well, he doesn't strike me as the kind of person that would go in for that sort of thing, anyway.
you know what. you say it just to irritate me.	I say it because it's descriptive.
what?	You know what. You say it just to irritate me.
do you have to say that?	What?
besides, even if i decided to fuck his brains out, what business is that of yours?	Do you have to say that?
jesus, ann, get a life. i just asked what he looked like.	Besides, even if I decided to fuck his brains out, what business is that of yours?
why, so you can go after him?	Jesus, Ann, get a life. I just asked what he looked like.
i just want to know what he looks like, is all.	Why, so you can go after him?
why?	I just want to know what he looks like, is all.
uh-huh. so what's he look like?	Why?
not really. maybe if i just saw him on the street i'd have said that, but after talking to him... he's just kind of... i don't know, unusual.	Uh-huh. So what's he look like?
is he? strange, i mean?	Not really. Maybe if I just saw him on the street I'd have said that, but after talking to him... he's just kind of... I don't know, unusual.
no, not at all. actually, i don't think john likes him much anymore. he said he thought graham had gotten strange.	Is he? Strange, I mean?
must be nice. so, what's he like, is he like john?	No, not at all. Actually, I don't think John likes him much anymore. He said he thought Graham had gotten strange.
i don't know. he went to school here, then he was in new york for awhile, then philadelphia, and then just kind of travelling around.	Must be nice. So, what's he like, is he like John?
well, why would she want a sun dress? she's got spots on her shoulders and varicose veins.	So will you, someday.
there's a phone here.	It was busy.
i wish you'd get an answering machine.	There's a phone here.
no, i touched me.	Wait a minute. Do you mean... don't tell me you... in front of him.
did he ask me to take my clothes off? no, he didn't.	Did you take your clothes off?
goddamit, give me my tape, then.	No.
i'm sorry. i can't do it.	Goddamit, give me my tape, then.
i can't believe you're doing this after i let you tape me.	I'm sorry. I can't do it.
cynthia, i don't know.	I can't believe you're doing this after I let you tape me.
well, what the hell am i supposed to do?	Cynthia, I don't know.
i would.	Well, what the hell am I supposed to do?
how about if you record over the one we already made? you could have the same date and not use another tape. who would know?	I would.
no.	How about if you record over the one we already made? You could have the same date and not use another tape. Who would know?
so make an exception.	No.
ouch. okay, i deserved that. cynthia, don't you understand? after the first time it's just not spontaneous. there's no edge anymore. look at the tapes, there is only one date on each label. i have never taped anyone twice.	So make an exception.
but i want you to do it, i want somebody who will ask the right questions and everything, somebody i can play to and feel safe because you can't do anything.	Ouch. Okay, I deserved that. Cynthia, don't you understand? After the first time it's just not spontaneous. There's no edge anymore. Look at the tapes, there is only one date on each label. I have never taped anyone twice.
i'm sure a substantial number of men in this town would volunteer.	But I want you to do it, I want somebody who will ask the right questions and everything, somebody I can play to and feel safe because you can't do anything.
now who the hell is going to do that for me?	I'm sure a substantial number of men in this town would volunteer.
no. you'll have to get somebody else.	Now who the hell is going to do that for me?
i can't talk you into it?	No. You'll have to get somebody else.
i never do more than one. i'm sorry.	I can't talk you into it?
no? not even one more?	I never do more than one. I'm sorry.
no.	No? Not even one more?
i'd like to make another tape.	No.
okay.	I'd like to make another tape.
look, i'm just going to come right out and tell you why i'm here, okay?	Okay.
hi.	Look, I'm just going to come right out and tell you why I'm here, okay?
hello.	Hi.
is that what he tells you?	He doesn't have to tell me.
john doesn't have sex with ann anymore.	Is that what he tells you?
different.	John doesn't have sex with Ann anymore.
prettier than ann?	Different.
yes.	Prettier than Ann?
do you think i'm pretty?	Yes.
yes.	Do you think I'm pretty?
do you like the way i look?	Yes.
if you wish.  you're not wearing any underwear.	Do you like the way I look?
would you like me to take my pants off?	If you wish.  You're not wearing any underwear.
then what happened?	Then I started moving my hand, and then he stopped talking.
he said that my hand felt good.	Then what happened?
what did he say?	He said that my hand felt good.
it was warmer than i thought it would be, and the skin was softer than it looked. it's weird. thinking about it now, the organ itself seemed like a separate thing, a separate entity to me. i mean, after he pulled it out and i could look at it and touch it, i completely forgot that there was a guy attached to it. i remember literally being startled when the guy spoke to me.	What did he say?
what about when you touched it? what did you expect it to feel like, and then what did it really feel like?	It was warmer than I thought it would be, and the skin was softer than it looked. It's weird. Thinking about it now, the organ itself seemed like a separate thing, a separate entity to me. I mean, after he pulled it out and I could look at it and touch it, I completely forgot that there was a guy attached to it. I remember literally being startled when the guy spoke to me.
no. if anything, after i looked at it awhile, it got more interesting. it had character, you know?	What about when you touched it? What did you expect it to feel like, and then what did it really feel like?
were you disappointed?	No. If anything, after I looked at it awhile, it got more interesting. It had character, you know?
not really. i didn't picture it with veins or ridges or anything, i thought it would be smooth, like a test tube.	Were you disappointed?
what did you think? did it look like you expected?	Not really. I didn't picture it with veins or ridges or anything, I thought it would be smooth, like a test tube.
very much live.	What did you think? Did it look like you expected?
live, or in a photograph or film of some sort?	Very much live.
when i was fourteen.	Live, or in a photograph or film of some sort?
how unfortunate. so when did you finally get to see a penis?	When I was fourteen.
no. he kind of avoided me for the rest of the summer, and then his family moved away. to cleveland, actually.	How unfortunate. So when did you finally get to see a penis?
was it ever a topic of conversation between the two of you afterward?	No. He kind of avoided me for the rest of the summer, and then his family moved away. To Cleveland, actually.
i was... eight years old. michael green, who was also eight, asked if he could watch me take a pee. i said he could if i could watch him take one, too. he said okay, and then we went into the woods behind our house. i got this feeling he was chickening out because he kept saying, "ladies first!" so i pulled down my underpants and urinated, and he ran away before i even finished.	Was it ever a topic of conversation between the two of you afterward?
your first sexual experience.	I was... eight years old. Michael Green, who was also eight, asked if he could watch me take a pee. I said he could if I could watch him take one, too. He said okay, and then we went into the woods behind our house. I got this feeling he was chickening out because he kept saying, "Ladies first!" So I pulled down my underpants and urinated, and he ran away before I even finished.
my first sexual experience or the first time i had intercourse?	Your first sexual experience.
describe for me your first sexual experience.	My first sexual experience or the first time I had intercourse?
cynthia patrice bishop.	Describe for me your first sexual experience.
i am now recording. tell me your name.	Cynthia Patrice Bishop.
just a moment.	I am now recording. Tell me your name.
i'd rather sit. are you ready?	Just a moment.
whichever you prefer.	I'd rather sit. Are you ready?
do i sit or stand?	Whichever you prefer.
no.	Do I sit or stand?
can i see some of the other tapes to get an idea of what --	No.
that depends on you. one woman only used three minutes. another filled up three two hour tapes.	Can I see some of the other tapes to get an idea of what --
how long will it take?	That depends on you. One woman only used three minutes. Another filled up three two hour tapes.
yes.	How long will it take?
and you ask questions, right?	Yes.
i turn on the camera. you start talking.	And you ask questions, right?
how do we start?	I turn on the camera. You start talking.
absolutely not. they are for my private use only.	How do we start?
would anybody else see the tape?	Absolutely not. They are for my private use only.
yes.	Would anybody else see the tape?
is this how you get off or something? taping women talking about their sexual experiences?	Yes.
that's all.	Is this how you get off or something? Taping women talking about their sexual experiences?
and that's all?	That's all.
i just want to ask you questions.	And that's all?
you just want to ask me questions?	I just want to ask you questions.
nothing.	You just want to ask me questions?
what makes you think i'd discuss that with you?	Nothing.
sex. your sexual history, your sexual preferences.	What makes you think I'd discuss that with you?
about what?	Sex. Your sexual history, your sexual preferences.
talking.	About what?
doing what?	Talking.
why don't you let me tape you?	Doing what?
well, either you are or you aren't. which is it?	Why don't you let me tape you?
not exactly.	Well, either you are or you aren't. Which is it?
well, they must be something sexual, because ann gets freaked out by that shit. are these tapes of you having sex with these girls or something?	Not exactly.
what do you get?	Well, they must be something sexual, because Ann gets freaked out by that shit. Are these tapes of you having sex with these girls or something?
oh, okay. i think i get it.	What do you get?
i think you're right. so come on, i came all the way over here to find out what got ann so spooked, tell me what happened.	Spooked.
nope. i think the man is a liar.	I think you're right. So come on, I came all the way over here to find out what got Ann so spooked, tell me what happened.
well, i don't really listen to her when it comes to men. i mean, look at john, for crissake. oh, you went to school with him didn't you? you're probably friends or something.	Nope. I think the man is a liar.
i don't understand. why did you want to come here? i mean, i can't imagine ann painted a very flattering portrait of me.	Well, I don't really listen to her when it comes to men. I mean, look at John, for crissake. Oh, you went to school with him didn't you? You're probably friends or something.
i, uh, know a guy at the power company.	I don't understand. Why did you want to come here? I mean, I can't imagine Ann painted a very flattering portrait of me.
how did you find me?	I, uh, know a guy at the power company.
nope.	How did you find me?
she didn't give you my address?	Nope.
nope.	She didn't give you my address?
she didn't tell you why she was upset?	Nope.
nope.	She didn't tell you why she was upset?
and are you here to berate me for making her that way?	Nope.
she still is.	And are you here to berate me for making her that way?
no, i really can't. i find it healthy never to characterize people i don't know or conversations i haven't heard. i don't know what you and your sister discussed about me or anything else. last time i saw ann she left here very... confused, i would say. and upset.	She still is.
well, like i said, ann is my sister. sisters talk. you can imagine the rest.	No, I really can't. I find it healthy never to characterize people I don't know or conversations I haven't heard. I don't know what you and your sister discussed about me or anything else. Last time I saw Ann she left here very... confused, I would say. And upset.
i just want to know why you're here.	Well, like I said, Ann is my sister. Sisters talk. You can imagine the rest.
you want me to leave?	I just want to know why you're here.
she called you that, too. may i ask why you're here?	You want me to leave?
she must have been in a good mood when she said that. she usually calls me loud.	She called you that, too. May I ask why you're here?
the extrovert.	She must have been in a good mood when she said that. She usually calls me loud.
i'm ann millaney's sister.	The extrovert.
do i know you?	I'm Ann Millaney's sister.
i'm cynthia bishop.	Do I know you?
who are you?	I'm Cynthia Bishop.
i knew it, i knew it. things are getting complicated.	No, John, things are getting real simple.
john, we have nothing to talk about.	I knew it, I knew it. Things are getting complicated.
maybe i don't want to leave. maybe i want to talk.	John, we have nothing to talk about.
i know. will you please leave now?	Maybe I don't want to leave. Maybe I want to talk.
god, you... you're mean.	I know. Will you please leave now?
if he had been under your prick you'd have spotted him for sure.	God, you... you're mean.
i can't believe i let him stay in my house. right under my nose. that deviant fucker was right under my nose and i didn't see him.	If he had been under your prick you'd have spotted him for sure.
no, he didn't put me up to this. jesus, i don't need people to tell me what i should do. i've just been thinking about things, that's all.	I can't believe I let him stay in my house. Right under my nose. That deviant fucker was right under my nose and I didn't see him.
graham.	No, he didn't put me up to this. Jesus, I don't need people to tell me what I should do. I've just been thinking about things, that's all.
who?	Graham.
did he put you up to this?	Who?
come on, john. you should be happy, we've gone this far without ann finding out, i'm making it real easy on you. just walk out of here and i'll see you at your house for a family dinner sometime.	Did he put you up to this?
how about straightening up the living room?	Come on, John. You should be happy, we've gone this far without Ann finding out, I'm making it real easy on you. Just walk out of here and I'll see you at your house for a family dinner sometime.
well, i'm here now. i'd like to do something...	How about straightening up the living room?
actually, no, i've changed my mind. i shouldn't have called.	Well, I'm here now. I'd like to do something...
look, are we going to do it or not?	Actually, no, I've changed my mind. I shouldn't have called.
that's right. but i never took a vow in front of god and everybody to be "faithful" to my sister.	Look, are we going to do it or not?
by definition you're lying to ann, too.	That's right. But I never took a vow in front of God and everybody to be "faithful" to my sister.
oh, please. come on, john. you're fucking your wife's sister and you hardly been married a year. you're a liar. but at least i know you're a liar. it's the people that don't know, like ann, that have to watch out.	By definition you're lying to Ann, too.
it hurts that you would say that to me.	Oh, please. Come on, John. You're fucking your wife's sister and you hardly been married a year. You're a liar. But at least I know you're a liar. It's the people that don't know, like Ann, that have to watch out.
exactly what i said. i'd trust him before i'd trust you. how much clearer can i be?	It hurts that you would say that to me.
what do you mean?	Exactly what I said. I'd trust him before I'd trust you. How much clearer can I be?
yeah, i do. a helluva lot more than i trust you.	What do you mean?
you trust him.	Yeah, I do. A helluva lot more than I trust you.
it won't. i trust him.	You trust him.
you realize you have no recourse legally? this stuff could show up anywhere.	It won't. I trust him.
no.	You realize you have no recourse legally? This stuff could show up anywhere.
it just wasn't a smart thing to do. did you sign any sort of paper, or did he have any contract with you saying he wouldn't broadcast these tapes?	No.
hung up.	It just wasn't a smart thing to do. Did you sign any sort of paper, or did he have any contract with you saying he wouldn't broadcast these tapes?
i just... ann is very...	Hung up.
she's a grown-up, she can handle it.	I just... Ann is very...
it's just something i'd prefer she didn't know about.	She's a grown-up, she can handle it.
why not?	It's just something I'd prefer she didn't know about.
i wish you hadn't done that.	Why not?
of course. she is my sister. i tell her almost everything.	I wish you hadn't done that.
you told ann about this?	Of course. She is my sister. I tell her almost everything.
i felt like it, so what? goddam, you and ann make such a big deal out of it.	You told Ann about this?
interact, fine, but did you have to masturbate in front of him, for god's sake? i mean...	I felt like it, so what? Goddam, you and Ann make such a big deal out of it.
doesn't work. he has to know the people, he has to be able to interact with them.	Interact, fine, but did you have to masturbate in front of him, for God's sake? I mean...
jesus. i could almost understand it if he was screwing these people, almost. why doesn't he just buy some magazines or porno movies or something?	Doesn't work. He has to know the people, he has to be able to interact with them.
right.	Jesus. I could almost understand it if he was screwing these people, almost. Why doesn't he just buy some magazines or porno movies or something?
jesus christ. and he doesn't have sex with any of them? they just talk?	Right.
"the wrong hands"? we're not talking about military secrets, john. they're just tapes that he makes so he can sit around and get off.	Jesus Christ. And he doesn't have sex with any of them? They just talk?
what if this tape gets into the wrong hands?	"The wrong hands"? We're not talking about military secrets, John. They're just tapes that he makes so he can sit around and get off.
i like the way he dresses.	What if this tape gets into the wrong hands?
shit, after what you've told me, i don't know. i should've known, when he showed up dressed like some arty brat.	I like the way he dresses.
well, you know him, he's a friend of yours, do you think he can be trusted?	Shit, after what you've told me, I don't know. I should've known, when he showed up dressed like some arty brat.
that you... you don't even know the guy.	Well, you know him, he's a friend of yours, do you think he can be trusted?
what's so stupid about it?	That you... you don't even know the guy.
it's just so blatantly stupid, i have a hard time believing you did it.	What's so stupid about it?
do you want me to stop calling?	Look, I'll call you, okay?
i don't think my sister would agree.	Do you want me to stop calling?
nothing wrong with trying.	I don't think my sister would agree.
i don't know. i'm not sure i can duplicate the level of intensity i had the other day.	Nothing wrong with trying.
well, this is timely. your wife is here, would you like to speak to her?	She's there? What's she doing there?
cynthia. john.	Well, this is timely. Your wife is here, would you like to speak to her?
hello.	Cynthia. John.
jesus, i don't know if i can get away. i've got a client waiting. i'd have to do some heavy duty juggling.	Then get those balls in the air and get your butt over here.
right now.	Jesus, I don't know if I can get away. I've got a client waiting. I'd have to do some heavy duty juggling.
when?	Right now.
i want to see you.	When?
john millaney.	I want to see you.
you know what i mean.	Yeah, I know what you mean.
how about inviting me over to dinner?	You know what I mean.
oh.  well, when, then?	How about inviting me over to dinner?
not today. i've got other plans.	Oh.  Well, when, then?
cynthia. john.	Not today. I've got other plans.
hello.	Cynthia. John.
john?	In here!!
cynthia. john. meet me at my house in exactly one hour.	You are scum. I'll be there.
hello.	Cynthia. John. Meet me at my house in exactly one hour.
you're intrigued?	Sure. Maybe he's the man I'm looking for. Then I won't have to fuck worried husbands all the time.
i'm intrigued.	You're intrigued?
cynthia, i don't think you want to, i mean, you should see the way he dresses. i really think he's in a bad way.	I'm intrigued.
you should be. can i meet this friend of yours?	Cynthia, I don't think you want to, I mean, you should see the way he dresses. I really think he's in a bad way.
maybe.	You should be. Can I meet this friend of yours?
afraid of getting caught?	Maybe.
no, i mean doing it at my house.	Afraid of getting caught?
well, maybe i could just start a rumor, then.	No, I mean doing it at my house.
could be risky.	Well, maybe I could just start a rumor, then.
i wish i could tell everybody that ann's a lousy lay. beautiful, popular, ann bishop millaney.	Could be risky.
who said i was jealous?	I did.
i can handle it. besides, the money is good and some of the guys are cute. and you are in no position to be jealous.	Who said I was jealous?
i hate the thought of guys hitting on you all the time.	I can handle it. Besides, the money is good and some of the guys are cute. And you are in no position to be jealous.
why?	I hate the thought of guys hitting on you all the time.
i wish you'd quit that bartending job.	Why?
right.	I wish you'd quit that bartending job.
meaning we'll have to cool it for awhile, right?	Right.
i have a friend coming in from out of town, i'll probably be spending some time with him the next couple of days.	Meaning we'll have to cool it for awhile, right?
i can't let my lunch hour go on too long. i've already skipped one meeting.	Don't give me this passive/aggressive bullshit. If you want to leave, leave. My life doesn't stop when you walk out the door, you know what I'm saying?
i only get one today? gee, how exciting.	I can't let my lunch hour go on too long. I've already skipped one meeting.
i've got to get back to the office.	I only get one today? Gee, how exciting.
not for three-fifty.	How about for five hundred?
will you lease month-to-month?	Not for three-fifty.
plus first and last month deposit.	Will you lease month-to-month?
no.  you said three-fifty?	Plus first and last month deposit.
student?	No.  You said three-fifty?
it'll just be me.	Student?
plenty of room for two people.	It'll just be me.
you're hesitating. i think that means you have.	Shut up!!!
answer him, goddammit!!	You're hesitating. I think that means you have.
goddamit...	Answer him, goddammit!!
have you ever wanted to make love to someone other than your husband?	Goddamit...
your keys, asshole!! your two fucking keys!! give them to me!!	I'm not going to give you my keys.
my keys?	Your keys, asshole!! Your two fucking keys!! Give them to me!!
give me your keys.	My keys?
graham, i swear to christ i'll kill your scrawny ass. now give me those tapes.	No.
no.	Graham, I swear to Christ I'll kill your scrawny ass. Now give me those tapes.
i'm not kidding, graham, you'd better do what i say. give me those tapes.	No.
no.	I'm not kidding, Graham, you'd better do what I say. Give me those tapes.
i need help? whose sitting by himself in a room choking his chauncey to a bunch of videotapes, graham? not me, buddy. you're the fucking nut. now show me those tapes.	No.
god, you need help.	I need help? Whose sitting by himself in a room choking his chauncey to a bunch of videotapes, Graham? Not me, buddy. You're the fucking nut. Now show me those tapes.
what the hell do you think? i love ann. you think i'm going to tell her about cynthia and hurt her feelings like that?	God, you need help.
she's not property, john, she's a person. were you just going to keep right on lying to her?	What the hell do you think? I love Ann. You think I'm going to tell her about Cynthia and hurt her feelings like that?
so is my wife, asshole!!	She's not property, John, she's a person. Were you just going to keep right on lying to her?
john, as a lawyer, you should know that those tapes are private property.	So is my wife, asshole!!
you know which tapes! where are they?	John, as a lawyer, you should know that those tapes are private property.
what tapes?	You know which tapes! Where are they?
where are the tapes, graham?	What tapes?
hi, john.	Where are the tapes, Graham?
especially if you want to leave someplace in a hurry.	Or go someplace in a hurry.
i like having the car, the car is important.	Especially if you want to leave someplace in a hurry.
get rid of the car when you get your apartment, then you'll still have one key.	I like having the car, the car is important.
i wish i didn't have to live someplace.	What do you mean?
really. how'd it go?	She held up very well.
yes, this afternoon. i was grilling ann about your marriage this afternoon.	Really. How'd it go?
you were prying before?	Yes, this afternoon. I was grilling Ann about your marriage this afternoon.
i'm sorry. am i prying again?	You were prying before?
yeah, it's not bad. usually ann has some serious salt action going. i keep telling her, you can always add more if you want, but you can't take it out.	You have family here also?
what do you think the greeks would make of that outfit you're wearing?	A bonfire, probably.
everybody has a past.	What do you think the Greeks would make of that outfit you're wearing?
yes?	Mr. Kirkland has asked me to inform you that he has obtained legal representation elsewhere, and that if you have a message for him to leave it with me.
mr. millaney?	Yes?
one moment.	Anyway, I've always said, the work is the thing. I can be happy without a marriage, but take away my work, that's different. And if Ann can't handle that, that's her problem, like we re all alone in this world, you know what I'm saying? I mean, fuck.  Jesus, what's takin' this guy?
john millaney.	One moment.
may i ask who's calling?	John Millaney.
brian kirkland, please.	May I ask who's calling?
ibm.	Brian Kirkland, please.
he said immediately.	All right, jesus.
okay, in a minute, i'm on with a client.	He said immediately.
mr. forman would like to see you in his office.	Okay, in a minute, I'm on with a client.
yeah.	Mr. Forman would like to see you in his office.
mr. millaney?	Yeah.
oh, you feel very good, betts. you have such a cosy body. i'm jealous, i'm so skinny.	Make love to me, 'Nine? I want you to make love to me. Please, please make love to me.
no thanks. just wanted to tell you that dr. st. luc is coming up to see nick at ten or so.	Was he nice to you?
hi. want a drink?	No thanks. Just wanted to tell you that Dr. St. Luc is coming up to see Nick at ten or so.
hi.	Hi. Want a drink?
he'll be really mad.	So? You'll find out what's wrong and then you'll be able to relax a little bit. Let him be the uptight one for a change.
well, look. how's this? you go on down to the clinic and tell that nice dr. st. luc...  ...you tell him that nick's ill, he's got these lumps, and he can't get out of bed. tell him to come when you're sure nick'll be home. and don't tell nick anything. let the two of them fight it out.	He'll be really mad.
he hates doctors. doctors and lawyers. he never goes to doctors.	Well, look. How's this? You go on down to the clinic and tell that nice Dr. St. Luc...  ...you tell him that Nick's ill, he's got these lumps, and he can't get out of bed. Tell him to come when you're sure Nick'll be home. And don't tell Nick anything. Let the two of them fight it out.
...probably nothing at all. it's probably just a bunch of, i don't know, fatty cysts. you can have them removed in a doctor's office. has nick seen a doctor?	He hates doctors. Doctors and lawyers. He never goes to doctors.
jesus!	Let's get outta here before somebody hears us!
buy 'em with what, dumbhead?	With some milk jugs I just happened to pick up on the way home.
ok, then. i'm gonna go back to the store and buy my own pack and smoke 'em all myself.	Buy 'em with what, dumbhead?
i can't, dummy. he'll see that the pack's been opened. you're such a dumbhead.	OK, then. I'm gonna go back to the store and buy my own pack and smoke 'em all myself.
c'mon, let's smoke one of the cigarettes right now. your father'll never miss it.	I can't, dummy. He'll see that the pack's been opened. You're such a dumbhead.
how did he sound this time? was he nervous? depressed?	He sounded fine.
it was very strange. he called me at six this morning. hobbes called me. i thought i was dreaming. i haven't heard that voice for so long. he told me who it was, then he said something like, 'meet me at apartment 1208 at noon. i want you to go out for lunch with me. it's time you furthered your education.' then he laughed and hung up. i went back to sleep. he called me again at eight to remind me to come.	How did he sound this time? Was he nervous? Depressed?
i see. then what brought you up here?	It was very strange. He called me at six this morning. Hobbes called me. I thought I was dreaming. I haven't heard that voice for so long. He told me who it was, then he said something like, 'Meet me at apartment 1208 at noon. I want you to go out for lunch with me. It's time you furthered your education.' Then he laughed and hung up. I went back to sleep. He called me again at eight to remind me to come.
oh, no. i haven't seen dr. hobbes since i was in medical school. he taught me... he was my prof in urology and... i think he conducted a few seminars in psychopharmacology. that was it. i had no idea he'd ever set foot in starliner towers until today.	I see. Then what brought you up here?
so you just came up to visit this hobbes and you found them like that?	Oh, no. I haven't seen Dr. Hobbes since I was in medical school. He taught me... he was my prof in urology and... I think he conducted a few seminars in psychopharmacology. That was it. I had no idea he'd ever set foot in Starliner Towers until today.
i knew the man, emil hobbes, a doctor and a professor at university. i saw the girl around the building but i didn't know her. she never came to the clinic.	So you just came up to visit this Hobbes and you found them like that?
you knew these people?	I knew the man, Emil Hobbes, a doctor and a professor at university. I saw the girl around the building but I didn't know her. She never came to the clinic.
no, nothing.	You knew these people?
did you touch anything? move anything before we got here?	No, nothing.
yes.	Did you touch anything? Move anything before we got here?
you're the one who found the bodies?	Yes.
sure.	You're the one who found the bodies?
dr. st. luc? detective-sergeant heller. i'd like to ask you a few questions.	Sure.
well, let's go talk to your doctor.	Dr. St. Luc? Detective-Sergeant Heller. I'd like to ask you a few questions.
yeah. this is an island, you know? takes too long to get into the city. we gotta have everything right here or somebody complains.	Well, let's go talk to your doctor.
medical clinic?	Yeah. This is an island, you know? Takes too long to get into the city. We gotta have everything right here or somebody complains.
yeah, that's dr. st. luc. he's the head of our little medical clinic here.	Medical clinic?
is that the man who called you up here?	Yeah, that's Dr. St. Luc. He's the head of our little medical clinic here.
far as i know, yeah, that was her.	Is that the man who called you up here?
and that was her. annabelle horse... field.	Far as I know, yeah, that was her.
but where are you going?	Down to the incinerator.
will you be ok now? i've got to go to your place to see if he's still there. i've got to see if it's... if it's what we both think it is.	Oh, no! You're not leaving me here all alone. I'm going with you.
i think i... i think i killed him. i stabbed him with something and he fell.	Will you be OK now? I've got to go to your place to see if he's still there. I've got to see if it's... if it's what we both think it is.
where is he now? do you know?	I think I... I think I killed him. I stabbed him with something and he fell.
a man... i think i recognized him... a man who lives here. he just...  ...he just attacked me for no reason at all. i just opened the door... i was making supper for you, and he grabbed me, he tried to kiss me...	Where is he now? Do you know?
forsythe, forsythe! what's wrong? what's happened?	A man... I think I recognized him... a man who lives here. He just...  ...he just attacked me for no reason at all. I just opened the door... I was making supper for you, and he grabbed me, he tried to kiss me...
ok. but late.	Great! Go back to your files. Bye.
well? supper at my place?	OK. But late.
no. i don't think so.	Well? Supper at my place?
anything wrong?	No. I don't think so.
doesn't matter to me how late it is. i can keep it warm.	Anything wrong?
meeting rollo at tudor's. might take a while.	Doesn't matter to me how late it is. I can keep it warm.
roger? if you're going to be staying here anyway, why don't you come up to my place for a late supper?	Meeting Rollo at Tudor's. Might take a while.
c'mon, forsythe. are there any more on the list?	No. Dotty's the last.
another kiss?	C'mon, Forsythe. Are there any more on the list?
uh, ok. sure.	Another kiss?
kiss, kiss?	Uh, OK. Sure.
do i get a kiss?	Kiss, kiss?
that's great, forsythe, great. thanks.	Do I get a kiss?
ok, roger. here's the stuff you wanted. files on horsefield, tudor, swinburne, and velakofsky. papers published by hobbes, linsky, and lefebvre in a couple of issues of the bulletin of the canadian medical association and also the journal of the american medical association. and, as an added extra, a couple of odds and ends from the files i helped compile before your time here, doctor. i thought they might interest you.	That's great, Forsythe, great. Thanks.
mrs. ementhal's ready and waiting, doctor.	Mm? OK. Be with you in a sec.
make love to me, make love to me, love, love to me...	I want to be able to see us, Nick. I... I'm going to go into the bathroom now and put in my contacts, OK? Is that OK?  I want to be able to see us when we make love, OK?
oh, nick, nick... i can't take this.	Please, Janine. Please, pleasepleaseplease, Janine Janine JanineJanineJanine...
you will make love to me, won't you, janine? won't you make love to me? you start it. won't you? i think i've forgotten how to start.	Oh, Nick, Nick... I can't take this.
nick, you're so strange...	You will make love to me, won't you, Janine? Won't you make love to me? You start it. Won't you? I think I've forgotten how to start.
do you want to make love? you're absolutely beautiful, those eyes, that expression. you're absolutely the most sexy thing alive. do you want to make love?	Nick, you're so strange...
you say something?	Nope. Damned thing wriggled out of my hands. That's all.
i don't know. i just thought i might want to call you. i don't know.	I won't be at the office except to sign in.  I've got a lot of claims to check out. All over the place. Garages and more garages.  I'll come home right after work.
what do you want to call me at the office for?	I don't know. I just thought I might want to call you. I don't know.
can i call you at the office?	What do you want to call me at the office for?
it's dr. st. luc, mr spergazzi. let me speak to the nurse, please.	Oh, but the nurse, she went away. I think she must go to look for you.
yes? who is there?	It's Dr. St. Luc, Mr Spergazzi. Let me speak to the nurse, please.
we live in 703.	OK. I'll meet you back there. Don't leave until I get there. Lock the door and don't open it except for me. OK?
go back to their apartment with them and treat her for second-degree burns. it'll have to do for now.  what's your number? the number of your apartment?	We live in 703.
where is this thing that attacked your wife?	I hit it. I hit it with my cane. Then I carry it on the cane and I throw it down to the incinerator, down to the garbage.
what happened?	Please pardon me. I am Niccolo Spergazzi. I am a resident here. I don't know... we were walking in the hallway and... Cabiria... my wife... she was attacked by this thing... here, on her arm.
well, let's wait for the x-rays.	Used to know a doctor who said he got to know his patients better than their wives did.  Cutting a man open sure does expose more of him than pulling down his pants, gotta admit that.
gonna cut me open?	Well, let's wait for the X-rays.
i'm going to send you to the hospital to have a few x-rays taken. i want to find out exactly what you're hiding in there, ok? give them this. the address is right there under radiology.	Gonna cut me open?
was her name annabelle horsefield?	That's the one.
yep. she lived in 1208. but we usually went to my place. bigger liquor cabinet, bigger bed.  she was gone when i got back from my last florida trip. too bad. had a beautiful tan.  must have gone home to mother.	Was her name Annabelle Horsefield?
was this girl from starliner towers?	Yep. She lived in 1208. But we usually went to my place. Bigger liquor cabinet, bigger bed.  She was gone when I got back from my last Florida trip. Too bad. Had a beautiful tan.  Must have gone home to mother.
didn't seem worried about them.	Was this girl from Starliner Towers?
didn't she ever have these lumps looked at by a doctor?	Didn't seem worried about them.
she had a couple just like them. right here near her belly button. you could push 'em around. i thought they were kinda sexy, myself.	Didn't she ever have these lumps looked at by a doctor?
mr. parkins, what makes you think you caught these lumps of yours from a young lady?	She had a couple just like them. Right here near her belly button. You could push 'em around. I thought they were kinda sexy, myself.
good shape for an old man, eh?	Mr. Parkins, what makes you think you caught these lumps of yours from a young lady?
just breathe normally.	Good shape for an old man, eh?
want me to breathe deeply?	Just breathe normally.
ok. it's apartment 1009, south tower, starliner towers. may as well go there directly.	OK, Rog. See you at ten.
i dunno. try tranquilizers. once you can get at them, there's a lotta stuff you can use. i'll bring a bagful. it's just the standard tropical kit. but the trick is to get at them.	OK. It's apartment 1009, South Tower, Starliner Towers. May as well go there directly.
yeah? what do i do then?	I dunno. Try tranquilizers. Once you can get at them, there's a lotta stuff you can use. I'll bring a bagful. It's just the standard tropical kit. But the trick is to get at them.
yeah.  ah, i don't want to panic you or anything, but, i mean, the way hobbes designed them, they're supposed to get out of hand real quick, so you don't have much time to think about what's happening to you. once they decide to start pumping all those dynamite juices into the old blood stream... i dunno. but if you see some people doing kind of compulsive, maybe even bizarre sexual things...	Yeah? What do I do then?
i've got a date with one of them at ten. can you make it?	Yeah.  Ah, I don't want to panic you or anything, but, I mean, the way Hobbes designed them, they're supposed to get out of hand real quick, so you don't have much time to think about what's happening to you. Once they decide to start pumping all those dynamite juices into the old blood stream... I dunno. But if you see some people doing kind of compulsive, maybe even bizarre sexual things...
i'd kinda like to come over there and have a look at one of these guys.	I've got a date with one of them at ten. Can you make it?
maybe hobbes didn't know it, but annabelle was a pretty popular girl around starliner towers. i've got three men here, maybe four, who're hosting large, free-moving, apparently pathogenic, abdominal growths that nobody i've tried can identify. you were next on my list.	I'd kinda like to come over there and have a look at one of these guys.
huh?	Maybe Hobbes didn't know it, but Annabelle was a pretty popular girl around Starliner Towers. I've got three men here, maybe four, who're hosting large, free-moving, apparently pathogenic, abdominal growths that nobody I've tried can identify. You were next on my list.
he didn't make it.	Huh?
i don't get it.	Lemme clarify for you.
it looks like -- and i quote -- 'a disease to save man from his mind.'	I don't get it.
ok, i bite. what does it look like?	It looks like -- and I quote -- 'a disease to save man from his mind.'
listen, rog. i knew hobbes was funny, you know? i told you that. but i didn't really know just how funny he was. see... when he kicked off, they sent all the personal secret stuff they found to his mother -- she's still alive but just barely -- and she sent everything she thought was medical to me here at the lab. i'm hobbes's partner, right?  anyway, i've been going through his papers, and what they add up to is this: hobbes was shafting us all, me, the university, the foundations and the councils, the private labs, everybody. we never really knew what it was we were working on. hobbes gave us each a few crumbs, but he was the only one who knew what the whole loaf would look like.	OK, I bite. What does it look like?
no? how come?	Listen, Rog. I knew Hobbes was funny, you know? I told you that. But I didn't really know just how funny he was. See... when he kicked off, they sent all the personal secret stuff they found to his mother -- she's still alive but just barely -- and she sent everything she thought was medical to me here at the lab. I'm Hobbes's partner, right?  Anyway, I've been going through his papers, and what they add up to is this: Hobbes was shafting us all, me, the university, the foundations and the councils, the private labs, everybody. We never really knew what it was we were working on. Hobbes gave us each a few crumbs, but he was the only one who knew what the whole loaf would look like.
yeah, well, i'm flattered, but you won't find any real meat in them.	No? How come?
it's me, rollo linsky. remember me?	Rollo! How'sa boy? I was just thinking about you.
yes?	It's me, Rollo Linsky. Remember me?
that you, rog?	Yes?
yes?	That you, Rog?
but you'll think about what i said about working together, huh?	OK. I'll think about it.
who was she?	Aw, he met her when he was lecturing at some private girls' school. They caught him examining her little tits for breast cancer in the faculty lounge. She was twelve. Don't ask. It was craziness, believe me.  They used to come here sometimes.  Don't ask.
it was women did it to hobbes. couldn't handle them. that girl, that annabelle -- talk about crazy projects.	Who was she?
you oughta be careful yourself. might end up cutting your throat.	It was women did it to Hobbes. Couldn't handle them. That girl, that Annabelle -- talk about crazy projects.
you want to help sick people for the rest of your life? god forbid i should talk you out of it.	You oughta be careful yourself. Might end up cutting your throat.
rollo, you know me. once a gp, always a gp.	You want to help sick people for the rest of your life? God forbid I should talk you out of it.
rog, i gotta talk serious to you. really. listen. ya listening? ok. i want you to come into this with me. to tell the honest-to-god truth, i'm lonely.  all hobbes ever did was run around getting money and phone me in the middle of the night. he wanted you in anyway. that's why we were gonna get together, the three of us. we would have enough to keep us going for at least five years, even with inflation.	Rollo, you know me. Once a GP, always a GP.
i don't get it.	You know and I know that Hobbes was a lousy teacher, eh? Lousy. Dry, academic, afraid of women, lousy. But he was always a genius at one thing -- getting grants. Could he get grants for crazy projects?
right. it's crazy. but here's the beauty part. ready?  who cares?	I don't get it.
it's crazy.	Right. It's crazy. But here's the beauty part. Ready?  Who cares?
you put the bug into the body of a man with a diseased kidney, the bug attacks the bad kidney, dissolves it, it's assimilated by the body, and now you got a perfectly good parasite where you used to have a rotten kidney. i know what you're gonna say. you're gonna say it's crazy.	It's crazy.
look. you got men, you got parasites that live in, on, and around men. now. why not breed a parasite that does something useful? eh? why not breed a parasite capable of taking over the function of any one of a bunch of human organs? why not, for example, a parasite living in the human abdominal cavity that plugs into the circulatory system and filters the blood like a kidney? if it takes a little blood for itself, so what? be generous! you can afford it.	You put the bug into the body of a man with a diseased kidney, the bug attacks the bad kidney, dissolves it, it's assimilated by the body, and now you got a perfectly good parasite where you used to have a rotten kidney. I know what you're gonna say. You're gonna say it's crazy.
did i say anything?	Look. You got men, you got parasites that live in, on, and around men. Now. Why not breed a parasite that does something useful? Eh? Why not breed a parasite capable of taking over the function of any one of a bunch of human organs? Why not, for example, a parasite living in the human abdominal cavity that plugs into the circulatory system and filters the blood like a kidney? If it takes a little blood for itself, so what? Be generous! You can afford it.
i know. you're bored already. transplants are yesterday's kishkas, right?	Did I say anything?
but you gave up your private practice. suddenly you're into pure research and you... you're what, a parasitologist?	That was my father's idea... private practice. He wanted to set me up -- I couldn't say no. But he's dead now. And me, I'm still a snoop, I gotta do research. Look at that beautiful stuff...  ...lookit it!
so who changes?	But you gave up your private practice. Suddenly you're into pure research and you... you're what, a parasitologist?
well, at least you still talk the same.	So who changes?
i'm still a vd man under the skin, rog. you know me. i'm a down-to-earth kinda guy, right?	Well, at least you still talk the same.
you touch my spleen, rollo.  and here all the time i was thinking -- if i ever bothered to think about the good old days -- well, at least there's rollo. he's in vd and he's happy.	I'm still a VD man under the skin, Rog. You know me. I'm a down-to-earth kinda guy, right?
not exactly the kind of lunch hobbes would have laid on you, rog, but it's all i got, and...  ...all i got i share with you. go ahead. take all you want.	You touch my spleen, Rollo.  And here all the time I was thinking -- if I ever bothered to think about the good old days -- well, at least there's Rollo. He's in VD and he's happy.
got my hem so high they'll say i'm being cheeky	WITH LEGS LIKE MINE I'M REALLY MADE FOR DANCING
young male intern, tall and handsome	GOT MY HEM SO HIGH THEY'LL SAY I'M BEING CHEEKY
got the hot flush symptoms and i'm feeling freaky	YOUNG MALE INTERN, TALL AND HANDSOME
night night	IT'S TIME FOR BYE-BYES IT'S BEEN A GREAT DAY THANKS A HEAP NOW IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE TO GO TO SLEEP
night night	NIGHT NIGHT
breaking out	BREAKING OUT
breaking out	BREAKING OUT
breaking out	BREAKING OUT
breaking out	BREAKING OUT
breaking out	BREAKING OUT
what?	Nothing.  Just...memories!
they should be sent to the danube before dawn.	What?
what's cookin', bert?	I tell you what's cooking.  She made the blind see and it was a gift!  Who was it from?  Let's hear an 'F" for...
sank you!  velcome!  sank you!	What's cookin', Bert?
i wouldn't mind doing janet one or two favours.	Time to check with Flavors.
fools!	I wouldn't mind doing Janet one or two favours.
check.  the quacks are willing tools?	Fools!
a wreck.	Check.  The quacks are willing tools?
how's brad?	A wreck.
later, brenda.  ah, bert, could you spare a moment?	Of course.
you bet, bert.	Good!  I'm gonna be there.
you got it!	I got it!  I got it!!!
infantile regression.	You got it!
i got it!  i got it!!!	Congratulations!  It's 'Happy Homes' for Harry and Emily Weiss of Denton.
you got it!	I got it!  I got it!!!
about brad's family?	As Janet's parents this should be really easy.  Your last clue... Mental Instability.  You have thirty seconds.
sin-i-ful	LITTLE BLACK DRESS
but...how?	WELL FIRST YOU GO RIP RIP RIP THEN YOU GO SNIP SNIP SNIP THEN YOU WHIP IN A ZIP ZIP ZIP AN' YOU SPLIT IT UP TO THE HIP HIP HIP AN' AS YOU STRIP STRIP STRIP YOU QUIVER AND SHIVER FOR THAT SOFT CARESS AS YOU SLIP SLIP SLIP...INTO THAT LITTLE BLACK DRESS
when do i get to see brad?	After breakfast.  You're sounding tense, Janet.  Maybe I could give you a little massage?
can i just 'peep in' on brad before i go home?	Home?
right!  an early start with janet's debut on 'good morning denton.' by the time we unveil farley's 'faith factory' we will have earned our beauty sleep.	Can I just 'peep in' on Brad before I go home?
is it because i'm becoming too popular?	On the contrary.  He wants to see your ratings soar.  He needs a woman of exceptional desirability.
i know he's boring but... neuro-specialists!  that sounds pretty drastic.	It's no use pussyfooting around, Janet -- we have to cut quick and deep.
of course!  d.t.v.'s most popular hospital series featuring those perennial favorites, cosmo and nation mckinley. neuro-specialists par excellence ...if you'll pardon my french. i recommend you send brad to them for treatment!	I know he's boring but... Neuro-specialists!  That sounds pretty drastic.
i've caught it once or twice.	Of course!  D.T.V.'s most popular Hospital series featuring those perennial favorites, Cosmo and Nation McKinley. Neuro-specialists par excellence ...if you'll pardon my French. I recommend you send Brad to them for treatment!
do you watch 'dentonvale,' janet?	I've caught it once or twice.
looks like 'rest home' for this marriage.	Do you watch 'Dentonvale,' Janet?
i know, i know, it's just...	Looks like 'Rest Home' for this marriage.
we've been hearing some bad things about you, brad.	He needs help.
i'm janet majors and this is my husband brad.	We've been hearing some bad things about you, Brad.
introduce yourselves.	I'm Janet Majors and this is my husband Brad.
in my time they used to call me the merlin of berlin.	They probably meant Irving and wanted you to swing.
everyone loves the girl next door, particularly farley.	So it seems.
why janet?	Everyone loves the girl next door, particularly Farley.
i am in farley's employ -- and...  ...we're discussing a network deal.	Why Janet?
how did you come by this scenario?	I am in Farley's employ -- and...  ...we're discussing a network deal.
dear old bert's settled everything.	Jah -- you endorse his product -- He endorses your research.
out of self comes selflessness.	Show yourself.  The real you. The secret you.
we're the experts.	Who trusts experts?
with fast food farley at the helm it'll be tv dinners from now on.	Farley is already a TV winner as we shall see.  Dentonvile will run forever now that his interest has embraced mental hygiene.
dentonvale has been sold.	SOLD??!!
sponsor!!!	Dentonvale has been sold.
no it wasn't janet -- exactly -- it was, in fact, your new sponsor.	SPONSOR!!!
of course, mrs. majors -- janet -- but i'm puzzled.  if she was so keen on getting him in here, why wouldn't she sign the contract?	No it wasn't Janet -- exactly -- It was, in fact, your new sponsor.
some people do it for enslavement	SOME PEOPLE DO IT ON THE PAVEMENT
really.  what'll i pin this on?	Faith, Betty.  But make sure it's your own.
president?  past presidents! betty, this is beginning to add up.	Really.  What'll I pin this on?
he was a president.	President?  Past Presidents! Betty, this is beginning to add up.
betty, it's imperative we get janet out of flavors' fast fingers and brad out of that hell-hole before they both disappear forever. if only i could place that name -- mckinley?	He was a President.
indulge?	In a little masquerade?
care to indulge?	Indulge?
did you /hear/ that, oliver.	Yes, Betty.  But the false promise of a new dawn is usually followed by a most bloody sunset.
look.  look at that.  bert schnick can see.  why...he's...dancing.	Yes.  Macabre, isn't it.  The blind leading the blind.
a 'stately pleasure home' indeed.	Oh I adore Coleridge Taylor.  As a matter of fact...
it pays to know your way around, oliver.	A 'stately pleasure home' indeed.
clever of you to find this spot, betty.	It pays to know your way around, Oliver.
yes, betty.	Are you spoken for this evening?
overreact!  you're the one with theories about conspirac...  oliver?	Yes, Betty.
now betty, don't overreact.	Overreact!  You're the one with theories about conspirac...  Oliver?
i bet that macy struthers had a hand in this.  we'll probably be replaced by an hour of fashion tips!	Now Betty, don't overreact.
conspiracy is right.  the denton dossier is...	...closed?
sounds like my husband.  he never came back either.  at least not after flavors gave him a commercial break.	Ah yes.  Farley Flavors.  You know, I find it...
it's happened before.  remember lieutenant orpheus?  he disappeared into that underworld series and never came back.	Sounds like my husband.  He never came back either.  At least not after Flavors gave him a commercial break.
conspiracy?  that sounds a little farfetched.	It's happened before.  Remember Lieutenant Orpheus?  He disappeared into that Underworld series and never came back.
mckinley?...mckinley?	Bert brought them over from Europe.  They had a very popular series together.  It's still rerun in a lot of countries.  You must have seen them in 'Dentonvale?'
macy struthers -- god i must have been blind -- still, the weaker the man, the dumber the blonde.	Isn't that Brad and Janet Majors sitting down front?  What an ideal couple.
a free thinker.	Everything's free there.
delighted, betty -- that is if you don't mind being seen with an older man.	Why, Oliver, since Ralph and I separated maturity is something I look for in a man.
oh, oliver, you're so tolerant. time for a coffee before you rush off?	Delighted, Betty -- That is if you don't mind being seen with an older man.
judge wright?  now, betty? first name terms, surely!	Oh, Oliver, you're so tolerant. Time for a coffee before you rush off?
thank you so much, judge wright, for another wonderful interview.	Judge Wright?  Now, Betty? First name terms, surely!
i detect a note of reticence. are you, perhaps, one of those amongst us who feel this emotive form of presentation is overly manipulative?	Well, Betty, there are many ways that the spider may catch the fly...
in a way...	I detect a note of reticence. Are you, perhaps, one of those amongst us who feel this emotive form of presentation is overly manipulative?
oh, oliver.  what are we going to do?	No!  I don't know what Janet's next move will be...but you can be sure of one thing...it all starts here!
shove it, ralph!	You too, Betty!
i'll leave you young things to it.	Shove it, Ralph!
not at all.  you have your life.  and i have mine.	Yeah, well.  Here, Betty.  I just came to give you this.
oh.  ah, i'm not calling at an inconvenient moment am i?	Not at all.  You have your life.  And I have mine.
some people do it to be funny	SOME PEOPLE DO IT FOR THE MONEY
some people do it for the fashion	SOME PEOPLE DO IT TO BE FUNNY
some people do it for compassion	SOME PEOPLE DO IT FOR THE FASHION
i'm looking for love	I'M LOOKING FOR TRADE
what are you trying to do?  make bert look like a fool?  he's made all the arrangements.	But I don't need treadment.
i'm not going, janet.	What are you trying to do?  Make Bert look like a fool?  He's made all the arrangements.
i don't want to get up there.	We've got to, Brad, everyone's watching.
that's us.	I don't want to get up there.
you've lost your cause	YOU LOST YOUR BABY WHEN YOU LOST YOUR BALLS YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND, YOU'VE LOST YOUR GRIP SO SAY BYE-BYE
you've lost your heart	YOU'VE LOST YOUR CAUSE
i've took as much of you as any man can	YOU'VE LOST YOUR HEART
an' you're a weeper and a wailer always treading the toes of the great generally spreading your weight you're a spiteful, hateful asinine creature a pupil with no scruples who knew better than the teacher	I'VE TOOK AS MUCH OF YOU AS ANY MAN CAN
you've lost your cause	YOU LOST YOUR BABY WHEN YOU LOST YOUR BALLS YOU'VE LOST YOUR MIND, YOU'VE LOST YOUR GRIP SO SAY BYE-BYE
i've took as much of you as any man can you've lost your heart	YOU'VE LOST YOUR CAUSE
some people do it for for enjoyment	SOME PEOPLE DO IT FOR FOR EMPLOYMENT
some people do it for movement	SOME PEOPLE DO IT FOR FOR ENJOYMENT
some people do it for for improvement	SOME PEOPLE DO IT FOR MOVEMENT
some people do it for for their lovers	SOME PEOPLE DO IT FOR FOR IMPROVEMENT
some people do it for for each other	SOME PEOPLE DO IT FOR FOR THEIR LOVERS
like a virgin with an' urgin' in a surgery i'll be swinging -- i'll be bringing out the nurse in me	THE ART WILL START WHEN I PLAY MY PART AS THE HEALER WHO WILL STEAL YOUR HEART
well...maybe i could wear my black leather brogues?	Too flashy...they'll clash with the new outfits.
oh, harry.  what are we going to do?	Well...maybe I could wear my black leather brogues?
what are you talking about? danny slepstrini is a chip off the old block.  i played 18 holes of golf with his father just last week.  and hank says danny's moved to new york.  to better himself.	He moved all right!  When they found him with fifteen other naked men at the back of Wilson's Bakery.
i'd forgotten.	Well I hadn't.  I was worried about inherited craziness when they married.  I said to Janet 'What do we know of his parents?'
he was adopted you know.	I'd forgotten.
mental instability?	He was adopted you know.
you'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence	TENDERNESS AND INNOCENCE IN DENTON`
let's just say that i'm putting sanity back on the national menu.	And how does *'local girl'* Janet Majors fit into the scheme of things?
could you tell us a little about it?	Let's just say that I'm putting sanity back on the national menu.
absolutely correct.	Could you tell us a little about it?
we've heard rumors that you're going to unveil more than just a new series tonight.  is this true?	Absolutely correct.
sure thing.	We've heard rumors that you're going to unveil more than just a new series tonight.  Is this true?
mr.  flavors -- may i have a moment of your time?	Sure thing.
brad!  oh, brad.	He's a lame dog, remember?  But even he wouldn't want to see you like this.
it's only one night, janet. let's not forget who we're doing this for?	Who?
the question is, does brad want to see you?  quite frankly, he hates you.	What do you mean?
i won't be a party to this.  i want to see brad.	The question is, does Brad want to see you?  Quite frankly, he hates you.
but they only think they're happy.	That doesn't make sense.
could i do that later?	Of course.
you're practically naked!	I can't wear anything under it. That would spoil the line.
oh, mac ran up this little crowd-pleaser.	You're practically naked!
janet!  where's that lovely dress i made you?	Oh, Mac ran up this little crowd-pleaser.
i've just come to tell you how fabulous i am.	Janet!  Where's that lovely dress I made you?
why?	Your father doesn't like Mexicans.
you shouldn't have said that.	Why?
poor brad.	Thank God he was born an orphan. It would have killed his parents.
just what the doctor ordered.  i know.  come on in, my favourite show's just started.	What show?
it's...	Just what the Doctor ordered.  I know.  Come on in, my favourite show's just started.
they call it a new look at an old favourite i copied it from the 'window on the world' show.  the far east meets the mid-west!	It's...
oh.  mom.  it's brad.	I know.
oh my poor baby.	Oh.  Mom.  It's Brad.
thanks officer park...vance.	Don't worry, Janet.  Brad'll probably get just what he needs.
dentonvale...say, that's for...  i'm sorry to hear that, janet.  look i'm going to let you through, but keep it to yourself, otherwise...	Thanks Officer Park...Vance.
janet.  janet majors.  it's just that brad...my husband...is not... very well and...  i don't want to miss the next episode of dentonvale.	Dentonvale...say, that's for...  I'm sorry to hear that, Janet.  Look I'm going to let you through, but keep it to yourself, otherwise...
vance!  vance parker.	Janet.  Janet Majors.  It's just that Brad...my husband...is not... very well and...  I don't want to miss the next episode of Dentonvale.
i'm sorry, officer.	Vance!  Vance Parker.
hey!  what are you trying to do?  get yourself committed?	I'm sorry, Officer.
i need some	YOUNG BLOOD
young blood	I NEED SOME
i need it now i need some	YOUNG BLOOD
young blood	I NEED IT NOW I NEED SOME
i need some	YOUNG BLOOD
young blood	I NEED SOME
i need some	YOUNG BLOOD
but without you and me, sis  the world'd fall to pieces  vena cava who's the raver?	OUR RAVING SAVIOUR THAT'S YOU!!
arrest that man!  he's committed to our care.	I never signed the contract.  He's not going anywhere.
brad!	Arrest that man!  He's committed to our care.
brad!	I'm sick of hearing about that lame dog.  I've got a lot going for me.  I'm going places.  I'm going to be someone.  I'm gonna win my way into the lives and hearts of people even if I have to kill to do it.  I'll make the pathetic little crumbs love me. I don't even know why I'm wasting my time here with you.  I should be with my people...
. . .for his own good.	Of course.  He was in great danger of harming himself.
but what'll i do?  what'll i say?  what'll i wear?	EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE BOY DRESSING UP HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY GREATEST JOY BUT WHEN IT'S TIME TO BE DISCREET THERE'S ONE THING YOU JUST CAN'T BEAT THAT'S A STRAPLESS, BACKLESS CLASSICAL LITTLE BLACK
you've got a really tight team around you.  and everybody needs you!	But what'll I do?  What'll I say?  What'll I wear?
do you really think so?	You've got a really tight team around you.  And everybody needs you!
he will.  but it's up to you to reawaken his feelings.  you've got to be fabulous, look, think and appear fabulous.  and farley's given you that chance.  you can use the breakfast show to knock denton dead.	Do you really think so?
if only brad could have found it within his heart to say these things to me.	He will.  But it's up to you to reawaken his feelings.  You've got to be fabulous, look, think and appear fabulous.  And Farley's given you that chance.  You can use the Breakfast Show to knock Denton dead.
you are the most desirable creature that ever walked.	If only Brad could have found it within his heart to say these things to me.
absolutely true.  compared to all of them, you are perfection, flawless beauty.	You are the most desirable creature that ever walked.
is it true they're all midgets with big heads?	Absolutely true.  Compared to all of them, you are perfection, flawless beauty.
i want to see brad.	I understand your concern, but I feel it's time you started thinking of yourself.  Look at yourself.
me?	It's classical.  Almost a textbook case...
brad has deep feelings of hostility towards you.	Me?
i'm...happy.	There are countless people in this world who believe they're happy.
just one or two details.  does he have any living relatives? blood relatives?	No...couldn't I do this later?
no!  he's never done that before.	Good!  Well there's still hope. Lots of hope.
f for...	Foods!
fast!	F for...
f for...	Fast!
fabulous!	F for...
f for...	Fabulous!
flavors!	F for...
f for...	Flavors!
farley!	F for...
let's hear the five 'f's' for today.  f for...	Farley!
this could be worse than the old series.	In the old series we didn't have a convertible.
criminal	SIN-I-FUL
that minimal	CRIMINAL
oh romance is not a children's game...	YOU KEEP GOING BACK IT'S DRIVING YOU INSANE
he leaves you smoking...	OH ROMANCE IS NOT A CHILDREN'S GAME...
you play for broke...	HE LEAVES YOU SMOKING...
you fel like choking you play for broke...	YOU PLAY FOR BROKE...
what a joke...	YOU FEL LIKE CHOKING YOU PLAY FOR BROKE...
what a joke...	WHAT A JOKE...
you're no good	WHAT A JOKE...
you've got dirt on your hands and everybody understands you're no good	YOU'RE NO GOOD
you're no good	YOU'VE GOT DIRT ON YOUR HANDS AND EVERYBODY UNDERSTANDS YOU'RE NO GOOD
i feel the heat from your skin and the stubble on your chin you're no good	YOU'RE NO GOOD
this is the nerve center of operations, janet.  you must stay here tonight.  that way we can all be here when mr. sun paints us a new day with his golden brush.	And you can 'peep in' on Brad in the morning.
that's an extremely negative response.	Yes, Janet.  Leave the crying to Brad.
it's you we're concerned about, janet.	Yes how are you, Janet?  Are you happy?
our field.	What does he know about it?
he!!??  how dare this person take advantage of my weakness.	I don't think he intends to go that far.
our speciality.	I can't wait to begin on him. Really, Bert, I don't know what we'd do without you!
ah.  mr. and mrs. majors.  how wonderful to see you.  i am dr. cosmo mckinley and this is my sister, and colleague, nation mckinley.	We understand you've been going through a rather trying time.
like a deep plum lipstick and some therapeutics	THIS COULD TAKE US TO A TOWN THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR HERE
this could be the start of a whole new career here	LIKE A DEEP PLUM LIPSTICK AND SOME THERAPEUTICS
so all in all it's going to be an exciting new series for us...	...and an attractive financial prospect for Denton.
ah, macy.  why don't you help janet freshen up before rehearsal.	Surely.
hi!  macy struthers -- co-host on the f. f. show.	Ah, Macy.  Why don't you help Janet freshen up before rehearsal.
we love you, baby.	We all love Janet...Who do we love?
she walks in beauty...	We love you, Baby.
mommy and daddy love you, baby.	She walks in beauty...
isn't she lovely?	Mommy and Daddy love you, Baby.
and we also know how you feel, we're not strangers to confusion.	We're not confused.
and none of them worked?	No.
hang on. did you ever know a derek sommersby?	Doctor Derek Sommersby? You mean from "One Life to Live"?
i don't know. you just seem really familiar to me. never mind. enjoy your meals.	Hang on. Did you ever know a Derek Sommersby?
no, we're from san diego. why?	I don't know. You just seem really familiar to me. Never mind. Enjoy your meals.
it's all in the wrist.  you know, you look really familiar. you from around here? where'd you go to high school?	No, we're from San Diego. Why?
nice technique there...  ...cammi.	It's all in the wrist.  You know, you look really familiar. You from around here? Where'd you go to high school?
the fuck was that?	The wallet! He took Derek's wallet!
i liked it when you caught me fucking him.	The fuck was that?
and you liked fucking him, didn't you, you fat little whore?	I liked it when you caught me fucking him.
i picked him up and i fucked him. i'm a bad girl.	And you liked fucking him, didn't you, you fat little whore?
you picked him up and you fucked him, didn't you, bitch?	I picked him up and I fucked him. I'm a bad girl.
i'm a bad girl. i'm a bad girl.	You picked him up and you fucked him, didn't you, bitch?
you don't think i fuck you, bitch? i'll fuck you.	I'm a bad girl. I'm a bad girl.
i love you.	Bye.
bye.	I love you.
listen. i'll call you when we get there, and we can talk about it then, okay?	Bye.
i ask you one simple question, and suddenly i'm attacking you.	Listen. I'll call you when we get there, and we can talk about it then, okay?
i don't know, christine. perhaps it's because i feel attacked.	I ask you one simple question, and suddenly I'm attacking you.
why are you being so defensive?	I don't know, Christine. Perhaps it's because I feel attacked.
honey, i'm just saying you know i need a little space before the wedding. isn't that the point of this? isn't that what we talked about with dr. gertler?	Why are you being so defensive?
i'm not going to call every five minutes, but this is important.	Honey, I'm just saying you know I need a little space before the wedding. Isn't that the point of this? Isn't that what we talked about with Dr. Gertler?
i didn't dismiss you. i told you what i thought, but it didn't seem to matter, so you decide. besides, this is supposed to be my time with miles. i hope you're not going to call every five minutes.	I'm not going to call every five minutes, but this is important.
don't dismiss me. i'm trying to include you in this decision. he's your friend.	I didn't dismiss you. I told you what I thought, but it didn't seem to matter, so you decide. Besides, this is supposed to be my time with Miles. I hope you're not going to call every five minutes.
then put him with the feldmans. whatever you and your mom decide is fine with me.	Don't dismiss me. I'm trying to include you in this decision. He's your friend.
the problem with that is that then there's one extra --	Then put him with the Feldmans. Whatever you and your Mom decide is fine with me.
well, then put him at the singles table.	The problem with that is that then there's one extra --
really? because i don't know, i was thinking that --	Well, then put him at the singles table.
so what's up?	Just seeing how you're doing. And, um, Mom and I were starting to look over the seating charts again, and we're wondering if you wanted Tony Levin to sit next to the Feldmans, or should he be at one of the singles tables?
good. that's good.	So what's up?
yeah. all twenty minutes so far have been a blast.	Good. That's good.
you guys having fun?	Yeah. All twenty minutes so far have been a blast.
it's christine.  hey you.	You guys having fun?
don't bother him with that. we got to get going.	It'll just take a second.
so i guess that's it.	You're a wonderful writer, Miles. Don't be discouraged.
i'm sorry, miles. we did all we could. you've been a real trooper.  tell him i'll call back.	So I guess that's it.
yeah, i'm here.	I'm sorry, Miles. We did all we could. You've been a real trooper.  Tell him I'll call back.
are you there? miles?	Yeah, I'm here.
i'm sorry, miles.  so i don't know where that leaves us. i'm not sure how much more mileage i can get out of continuing to submit it. i think it's one of those unfortunate cases in the business right now -- a fabulous book with no home. the whole industry's gotten gutless. it's not about the quality of the books. it's about the marketing.	Are you there? Miles?
huh.	I'm sorry, Miles.  So I don't know where that leaves us. I'm not sure how much more mileage I can get out of continuing to submit it. I think it's one of those unfortunate cases in the business right now -- a fabulous book with no home. The whole industry's gotten gutless. It's not about the quality of the books. It's about the marketing.
and... they're passing. conundrum's passing. he said they really liked it. they really wanted to do it, but they just couldn't figure out how to market it. he said it was a tough call.	Huh.
and?	And... they're passing. Conundrum's passing. He said they really liked it. They really wanted to do it, but they just couldn't figure out how to market it. He said it was a tough call.
actually there is word. i spoke to keith kurtzman this morning.	And?
good, good. drinking some good wines and kicking back, you know. so what's happening? still no word?	Actually there is word. I spoke to Keith Kurtzman this morning.
how's the trip?	Good, good. Drinking some good wines and kicking back, you know. So what's happening? Still no word?
hey, evelyn, it's your favorite client.	How's the trip?
miles.	Hey, Evelyn, it's your favorite client.
you okay, miles?	I'm good.
say, is maya working?	Maya? Haven't seen her. I think she's off tonight. Say, where's your buddy?
you got it.	Say, is Maya working?
bottle.	You got it.
glass or bottle?	Bottle.
highliner.	Glass or bottle?
busy night for a tuesday. we had a busload of retired folks in on a wine tour. usually they're not too rowdy, but tonight there was something going on. full moon or something. what can i get you?	Highliner.
you know me. i love it up here. how about you?	Busy night for a Tuesday. We had a busload of retired folks in on a wine tour. Usually they're not too rowdy, but tonight there was something going on. Full moon or something. What can I get you?
how's it hanging, miles?	You know me. I love it up here. How about you?
what do you think?	Tight as a nun's asshole but qood concentration. Nice fruit.
absolutement.  they have their own label that's just outstanding.	What do you think?
lot of good stuff.  got the new bien nacido. want a taste?	Absolutement.  They have their own label that's just outstanding.
what are you pouring tonight?	Lot of good stuff.  Got the new Bien Nacido. Want a taste?
my condolences.	What are you pouring tonight?
soon, soon. say, this is my buddy jack. he's getting married next week.	My condolences.
when's that novel of yours coming out?  we  all want to read it.	Soon, soon. Say, this is my buddy Jack. He's getting married next week.
gary.	When's that novel of yours coming out?  We  all want to read it.
hey, miles. long time no see.	Gary.
oh, yeah. real well. still do.	I'm worried about you, Miles. Do you need some money?
she was good for you.  and so beautiful and intelligent. you knew her, right?	Oh, yeah. Real well. Still do.
you should get back together with victoria. she was good for you.	She was good for you.  And so beautiful and intelligent. You knew her, right?
two years ago, buddy.	You should get back together with Victoria. She was good for you.
yeah, i remember the girl who was in it with me. she was something.	I just remember you jogging. So when's the wedding?
spray and wash. that's the one.	Yeah, I remember the girl who was in it with me. She was something.
oh, that was for, uh, wait... that was for spray and wash.	Spray and Wash. That's the one.
and what was that other one you did, the one where you're the jogger?	Oh, that was for, uh, wait... That was for Spray and Wash.
is it chicken?	I could have made something fancier if a certain someone had let me know that a certain someone was coming for a visit with a certain special friend. Could have made a pork roast.
they're just leftovers.	Is it chicken?
mrs. raymond, this is delicious. absolutely delicious.	They're just leftovers.
you look fabulous, mrs. raymond.	Oh, stop it. Make yourselves comfortable.  You boys hungry?
if i was, i would sing your praises up and down the street until they put me in the loony bin. now miles, why didn't you tell me you were coming and bringing this handsome man? look how i'm dressed. i've got to run and put my face on.	You look fabulous, Mrs. Raymond.
yeah, well, you should be my agent.	If I was, I would sing your praises up and down the street until they put me in the loony bin. Now Miles, why didn't you tell me you were coming and bringing this handsome man? Look how I'm dressed. I've got to run and put my face on.
well, you were wonderful on that show. i never understood why they had to give you that brain tumor so soon. why that didn't make you the biggest movie star in the world is a sin. it's a sin.	Yeah, well, you should be my agent.
jeez, mrs. raymond, that was eleven years ago.	Well, you were wonderful on that show. I never understood why they had to give you that brain tumor so soon. Why that didn't make you the biggest movie star in the world is a sin. It's a sin.
they're from both of us.	A famous actor bringing me flowers on my birthday. Don't I feel special?
i can explain.	You said you loved me! You fuck! I hope you die!
hi.	Hi.  Maya's in the kitchen.
couple of wrong turns.  thanks to magellan, here.	Hi.
what happened to you guys?	Couple of wrong turns.  Thanks to Magellan, here.
i'm thinking about the duck breast.	Me too.
great. you look great.  you both do.	Not so bad yourself.
good. how're you?	Great. You look great.  You both do.
how you doin' tonight, beautiful?	Good. How're you?
you're a bad, bad girl, stephanie.	I know. I might need to be spanked.
sure i know maya. real well.	No shit. We just had a drink with her last night. Miles knows her.
you know a gal named maya? works at the hitching post?	Sure I know Maya. Real well.
oh yeah.	You know a gal named Maya? Works at the Hitching Post?
oh yeah? we're just over in buellton. windmill inn.	Oh yeah.
in santa ynez.  and i agree with you about cab franc.	Oh yeah? We're just over in Buellton. Windmill Inn.
tastes good to me. you live around here, stephanie?	In Santa Ynez.  And I agree with you about Cab Franc.
stephanie.	Nice.
now there's a girl who knows how to pour. what's your name?	Stephanie.
excellent. my friend and i are up here doing the wine tour, and he tells me that you folks make one hell of a syrah.	That's what people say.
hey, guys. how's it going?	Excellent. My friend and I are up here doing the wine tour, and he tells me that you folks make one hell of a Syrah.
i don't think so. we're celebrating miles's book deal.	Well, in that case...
no, we're paying for the wine.	I don't think so. We're celebrating Miles's book deal.
whatever you girls want. it's on us tonight. sky's the limit.	No, we're paying for the wine.
i am one of those guys.	You are not.
that's hilarious. you sound just like one of those guys.	I am one of those guys.
anything i'd know?	Maybe. Recognize this?
a lot of tv. i was a regular on a couple of series. and lately i've been doing a lot of commercials. national mostly.	Anything I'd know?
oh yeah? what kind of stuff?	A lot of TV. I was a regular on a couple of series. And lately I've been doing a lot of commercials. National mostly.
no, i'm an actor.	Oh yeah? What kind of stuff?
are you a writer too?	No, I'm an actor.
highliner, please.	That's on us.
hiya.	Hi. Well, nice to see you guys here. Bye, Miles.
yeah.  hey, why wasn't i injured?	You were wearing your belt.
hey, don't pull away till they see the car.	Yeah.  Hey, why wasn't I injured?
back at you.	Hey, don't pull away till they see the car.
love you, man.	Back at you.
yeah.	Love you, man.
so i'll see you at the rehearsal.	Yeah.
uh-uh. you're on your own.	So I'll see you at the rehearsal.
why don't you come in?	Uh-uh. You're on your own.
well. that about does it.	Why don't you come in?
whatever. sorry.	No, not whatever. You fucking derelict.
you broke some.	Whatever. Sorry.
oh, no. oh, christ. no, you don't.	You need a new car anyway.
i don't know. doesn't look like anybody got hurt in this one.	Oh, no. Oh, Christ. No, you don't.
look at this!	I don't know. Doesn't look like anybody got hurt in this one.
i'll pay for it.	Look at this!
what the fuck!	I'll pay for it.
you said it looked like a car accident.	What the fuck!
what the fuck!	You said it looked like a car accident.
nothing. buckle up, okay?	What the fuck!
what's wrong?	Nothing. Buckle up, okay?
i feel like driving.	What's wrong?
i'm fine. you rest.	I feel like driving.
come on, let me drive.	I'm fine. You rest.
you're so negative.	Come on, let me drive.
somehow i don't think inviting maya to your wedding is the right move. in fact, after your bullshit, it's going to be hard for me to even go to the hitching post again.	You're so negative.
hey, why don't you invite maya to the wedding?	Somehow I don't think inviting Maya to your wedding is the right move. In fact, after your bullshit, it's going to be hard for me to even go to the Hitching Post again.
no, i'm okay.	Hey, why don't you invite Maya to the wedding?
want me to drive?	No, I'm okay.
quite a week.	Want me to drive?
yep. quite a day.	Quite a week.
that was quite a day yesterday.	Yep. Quite a day.
hrnrnrn?	That was quite a day yesterday.
hey, jack. jack.	Hrnrnrn?
fuck you. i'll get it myself.	Hold on.
yeah, yeah. like that. just like that.	Fuck you. I'll get it myself.
uh, excuse me, sir, but my friend was the one balling your wife a couple hours ago, and he seems to have left his wallet behind, and we were wondering...	Yeah, yeah. Like that. Just like that.
my ankle. just go explain the situation.	Uh, excuse me, sir, but my friend was the one balling your wife a couple hours ago, and he seems to have left his wallet behind, and we were wondering...
me?	My ankle. Just go explain the situation.
the plan is... you go.	Me?
so what's the plan?	The plan is... you go.
cutting it a little close, don't you think?  so how was she? compared to stephanie, say.	Horny as shit. Flopping around like a landed trout.
wasn't supposed to be back till six. fucker rolls in at five.	Cutting it a little close, don't you think?  So how was she? Compared to Stephanie, say.
so what the fuck were you thinking?	Wasn't supposed to be back till six. Fucker rolls in at five.
yeah.	So what the fuck were you thinking?
she tell you she was married?	Yeah.
please, miles, please.	Forget it. Your wallet was stolen at a bar. Happens every day.
no way. no way.	Please, Miles, please.
no. she ordered them special. took her forever to find them. they've got this design on them with dolphins and our names engraved in sanskrit. we've got to go back. christine'll fucking crucify me.	No way. No way.
okay, so they were in your wallet, and you left your wallet somewhere. some bar. christine'll understand.	No. She ordered them special. Took her forever to find them. They've got this design on them with dolphins and our names engraved in Sanskrit. We've got to go back. Christine'll fucking crucify me.
you don't understand. the wedding bands. the wedding bands are in my wallet.	Okay, so they were in your wallet, and you left your wallet somewhere. Some bar. Christine'll understand.
big deal. we'll call right now and cancel your cards.	You don't understand. The wedding bands. The wedding bands are in my wallet.
i left my wallet. my credit cards, cash, fucking id, everything. we gotta go back.	Big deal. We'll call right now and cancel your cards.
what?	I left my wallet. My credit cards, cash, fucking ID, everything. We gotta go back.
we gotta go back.	What?
fucking-a it's five clicks! at one point i had to cut through an ostrich farm. fuckers are mean.	We gotta go back.
that's five clicks, jackson.	Fucking-a it's five clicks! At one point I had to cut through an ostrich farm. Fuckers are mean.
ran. twisted my ankle too.	That's five clicks, Jackson.
jesus, jack. jesus. and you walked all the way back from solvang?	Ran. Twisted my ankle too.
her husband works a night shift or something, and he comes home, and i'm on the floor with my cock in his wife's ass.	Jesus, Jack. Jesus. And you walked all the way back from Solvang?
what?	Her husband works a night shift or something, and he comes home, and I'm on the floor with my cock in his wife's ass.
fucking chick's married.	What?
she gets off in an hour, so i think i'm just going to have a drink and then... make sure she gets home safe.	You're joking, right?  What are you doing? Un-fucking- believeable. Can we just go back to the hotel and hang out and get up early and play nine holes before we head home?
i bet you that chick is two tons of fun. you know, the grateful type.	I don't know. I wouldn't know.
i'm thinking it's time to settle down. one woman. one house. you know. it's time.	Uh-huh.
what's that?	I'm thinking it's time to settle down. One woman. One house. You know. It's time.
you know what i'm thinking?	What's that?
what's it look like to you?	Looks like you were in a bad car accident.
you sure you didn't say anything to maya?	Sure I'm sure. And just what are you implying? I'm really pissed off at you about all this, if you want to know the truth. What's Maya going to think of me now just for associating with you? You're the one who's sabotaging me, not the other way around, pal. Not by a longshot.
huh. let me think.	You sure you didn't say anything to Maya?
so how did stephanie know it was saturday? we didn't get into that with gary.	Huh. Let me think.
that's thoughtful.	Yeah.
gonna fuck that up too. i should sue her ass. only reason i won't is to protect christine.	That's thoughtful.
good thing you have a voice-over career.	Gonna fuck that up too. I should sue her ass. Only reason I won't is to protect Christine.
i'm going to need an operation. maybe a couple of them. they have to wait for it it to heal first. then they break it again.	Good thing you have a voice-over career.
well?	I'm going to need an operation. Maybe a couple of them. They have to wait for it it to heal first. Then they break it again.
you told him. i'm fucking hurting here.	Keep it elevated.
no, i did not. must have been gary at the hitching post. i think we mentioned it to him the first night.	You told him. I'm fucking hurting here.
don't need a lecture. you fucking told maya, didn't you?	No, I did not. Must have been Gary at the Hitching Post. I think we mentioned it to him the first night.
aren't you glad you didn't move up here and marry her?	Don't need a lecture. You fucking told Maya, didn't you?
see? right there. just what you just said. that's beautiful. a thumbprint on a skyscraper. i couldn't write that.	Neither could I. I think it's Bukowski.
half my life is over, and i have nothing to show for it. i'm a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. i'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage.	See? Right there. Just what you just said. That's beautiful. A thumbprint on a skyscraper. I couldn't write that.
don't give up. you're going to make it.	Half my life is over, and I have nothing to show for it. I'm a thumbprint on the window of a skyscraper. I'm a smudge of excrement on a tissue surging out to sea with a million tons of raw sewage.
thanks.	Don't give up. You're going to make it.
what about that guy who wrote confederacy of dunces? he committed suicide before he got published, and look how famous he is.	Thanks.
you know -- hemingway, sexton, woolf, plath, delmore schwartz. you can't kill yourself before you've even been published.	What about that guy who wrote Confederacy of Dunces? He committed suicide before he got published, and look how famous he is.
what's that supposed to mean?	You know -- Hemingway, Sexton, Woolf, Plath, Delmore Schwartz. You can't kill yourself before you've even been published.
no, i'm finished. i'm not a writer. i'm a middle-school english teacher. i'm going to spend the rest of my life grading essays and reading the works of others. it's okay. i like books. the world doesn't give a shit what i have to say. i'm unnecessary.  i'm so insignificant, i can't even kill myself.	What's that supposed to mean?
just write another one. you have lots of ideas, right?	No, I'm finished. I'm not a writer. I'm a middle-school English teacher. I'm going to spend the rest of my life grading essays and reading the works of others. It's okay. I like books. The world doesn't give a shit what I have to say. I'm unnecessary.  I'm so insignificant, I can't even kill myself.
what's up?	I can't take it anymore. I've got to call Evelyn.
let me use your phone.	What's up?
i don't know. tastes okay to me.  hey, they got a reserve pinot.	Let me use your phone.
tastes like the back of a fucking la schoolbus. probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine mouthwash bullshit. fucking raid.	I don't know. Tastes okay to me.  Hey, they got a reserve pinot.
i say we check it out. you never know.	Tastes like the back of a fucking LA schoolbus. Probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine mouthwash bullshit. Fucking Raid.
i don't have to.	I say we check it out. You never know.
you ever actually been in there, miles?	I don't have to.
yeah, it's frass canyon. it's a joke.	You ever actually been in there, Miles?
how about this one? we didn't hit this one.	Yeah, it's Frass Canyon. It's a joke.
yeah, they're great. sporty. they're really sporty.	Are they too sporty?
do you like them?	Yeah, they're great. Sporty. They're really sporty.
we gotta slow down.  i'm so tired. let's just get out of here.	I know what you need.
who's being selfish now? i'm the one getting married. i thought this week was supposed to be about me.	We gotta slow down.  I'm so tired. Let's just get out of here.
this whole week has gone sour. it isn't turning out like it was supposed to.  i want to go home.	Who's being selfish now? I'm the one getting married. I thought this week was supposed to be about me.
did you have trouble performing? yeah, that's...	Shut up! Shut up, Jack!
wow. okay. calm down. sorry.	Did you have trouble performing? Yeah, that's...
just stop, okay? make something up, and that's what happened. whatever you want. write my confession, and i'll sign it. just stop pushing me all the time! i can't take it! you're an infant! this is all a big party for you, but not for me! this is serious. and you -- just... leave me alone, okay? you're fucking me up.	Wow. Okay. Calm down. Sorry.
you didn't get any, did you?  you're a homo.	Just stop, okay? Make something up, and that's what happened. Whatever you want. Write my confession, and I'll sign it. Just stop pushing me all the time! I can't take it! You're an infant! This is all a big party for you, but not for me! This is serious. And you -- Just... leave me alone, okay? You're fucking me up.
let's leave it alone.	You didn't get any, did you?  You're a homo.
you're kidding, right? tell me what happened, you fucker, or i'll tie your dick in a knot.	Let's leave it alone.
it's private.	You're kidding, right? Tell me what happened, you fucker, or I'll tie your dick in a knot.
what?	It's private.
no.	What?
so tell me everything. details. i like details.	No.
yo! yo! here's my boy! here's my boy! who's your daddy, boy? who is yo' daddy?	Put me down, Jack.
he wrote a great one on burgundy, and i used to get his newsletter, but then there were doubts about whether he does all his own tasting. plus a couple of times he declared certain years vintages of the century, and they turned out to be turkeys. fucker never retracted.	Huh.
you ever actually read any of this guy's books?	He wrote a great one on Burgundy, and I used to get his newsletter, but then there were doubts about whether he does all his own tasting. Plus a couple of times he declared certain years vintages of the century, and they turned out to be turkeys. Fucker never retracted.
you have to tell me --	I SAID OKAY?
i said okay?	You have to tell me --
what exactly are we going to do?	I said okay?
we're going to have some fun. remember fun? we're going to have some of it. okay?	What exactly are we going to do?
what's happening?	We're going to have some fun. Remember fun? We're going to have some of it. Okay?
we're on.	What's happening?
slaughterhouse.	Abattoir. Huh. But you are going to get the good news this week about your book. I know you are. I can feel it.
is an abattoir like a... like a... what is that?	Slaughterhouse.
well, yeah, that's part of it. woman finds out how i live, that i'm not a published author, that i'm a liar essentially, then yeah, any interest is gonna evaporate real quick. if you don't have money at my age, you're not even in the game. you're just a pasture animal waiting for the abattoir.	Is an abattoir like a... like a... what is that?
with maya.	Well, yeah, that's part of it. Woman finds out how I live, that I'm not a published author, that I'm a liar essentially, then yeah, any interest is gonna evaporate real quick. If you don't have money at my age, you're not even in the game. You're just a pasture animal waiting for the abattoir.
is what the money thing?	With Maya.
is it the money thing?	Is what the money thing?
i don't want to talk about it.	All I know is she's beautiful. Lots of soul. Perfect for you. I'm not going to feel good about this trip until you guys hook up. Don't you just want to feel that cozy little box grip down on your Johnson?
just don't give up on maya. cool smart chicks like that --they like persistence.	I don't want to talk about it.
hey, asshole! that's not cool!	Throw me his ball.
fucker hit into us.	Hey, asshole! That's not cool!
what is it?	I don't know. Got it from Stephanie.
why are you so hostile? i know you're frustrated with your life right now, but you can choose not to be so hostile.  here.	What is it?
shut up! shut up! shut up! what's the matter with you, man? shut up!	Why are you so hostile? I know you're frustrated with your life right now, but you can choose not to be so hostile.  Here.
just trying to be helpful.  it's all about stillness, miles. inner quiet.	Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! What's the matter with you, man? SHUT UP!
shut up.	Just trying to be helpful.  It's all about stillness, Miles. Inner quiet.
don't come over the top. stay still.	Shut up.
they probably think my book is such a piece of shit that it's not even worthy of a response. i guess i'll just have to learn how to kiss off three years of my life.	But you don't know yet, so your negativity's a bit premature, wouldn't you say?
huh.	They probably think my book is such a piece of shit that it's not even worthy of a response. I guess I'll just have to learn how to kiss off three years of my life.
obsessively.	Huh.
been checking your messages?	Obsessively.
could be anything.	Been checking your messages?
what do you think's going on?	Could be anything.
nope.	What do you think's going on?
what about your agent? hear anything yet?	Nope.
you're an asshole.	What about your agent? Hear anything yet?
nice shot.	You're an asshole.
you know, in life you gotta strike when the iron's hot.	Thanks, Jack.
oh yeah. sure.	You know, in life you gotta strike when the iron's hot.
can you give me some room here?	Oh yeah. Sure.
she likes you, man. stephanie'll tell you.	Can you give me some room here?
nope.	She likes you, man. Stephanie'll tell you.
did you ever got ahold of maya yesterday?	Nope.
that's a public course.  no stephanie?	She's working. I need a break anyway. She's getting a little clingy.  This is our day!
call me on my cell if you go out.	Yeah.
listen, i'm going to make sure steph and siena get home safe, and then maybe we'll hook up with you later, okay?	Sure, whatever. Maybe I'll catch a movie.
that was three years ago after that first party!	Look, Miles, all I know is I'm an actor. All I have is my instinct.  My intuition -- that's all I have. And you're asking me to go against it. And that's just wrong.
you said she was shallow. yeah, and a nouveau riche.	That was three years ago after that first party!
what? of course i like christine.	You said she was shallow. Yeah, and a nouveau riche.
what do you care anyway? you don't even like christine.	What? Of course I like Christine.
you're crazy. you've gone crazy.	What do you care anyway? You don't even like Christine.
here's what i'm thinking. we move up here, you and me, buy a vineyard. you design your own wine; i'll handle the business side. then you get inspired and write a new novel. as for me, if an audition comes along, hell, la's two hours away. not even.	You're crazy. You've gone crazy.
and what about stephanie? she's a woman -- with a kid. a single mom. what do you think she's looking for? huh?	Here's what I'm thinking. We move up here, you and me, buy a vineyard. You design your own wine; I'll handle the business side. Then you get inspired and write a new novel. As for me, if an audition comes along, hell, LA'S two hours away. Not even.
this is totally different. i'm talking about avoiding what you're talking about. that's the distinction. i have not made the commitment yet. i am not married. i have not said the words. in a few days, i might get married, and if i do, then i won't be doing stuff like this anymore. otherwise, what's the whole point of getting married?	And what about Stephanie? She's a woman -- with a kid. A single mom. What do you think she's looking for? Huh?
yes i have, and do i look like a happy man? was all that drama with brenda a happy thing for me to do? huh? was it? is she a part of my life now?	This is totally different. I'm talking about avoiding what you're talking about. That's the distinction. I have not made the commitment yet. I am not married. I have not said the words. In a few days, I might get married, and if I do, then I won't be doing stuff like this anymore. Otherwise, what's the whole point of getting married?
look who's talking. you've been there.	Yes I have, and do I look like a happy man? Was all that drama with Brenda a happy thing for me to do? Huh? Was it? Is she a part of my life now?
in love? twenty-four hours with some wine-pourer chick and you think you're in love? and give up everything?	Look who's talking. You've been there.
like i might be in love with another woman.	In love? Twenty-four hours with some wine-pourer chick and you think you're in love? And give up everything?
understanding of what?	Like I might be in love with another woman.
i was hoping to get some understanding from you. and i'm not getting it.	Understanding of what?
being with stephanie has opened my eyes. she's not uptight or controlling. she's just cool. things are so easy with her. smells different. tastes different. fucks different. fucks like an animal. i'm telling you, i went deep last night, miles. deep.	Deep.
oh, you've been thinking. and?	I may have to put the wedding on hold is all.
well, i've been doing some thinking.	Oh, you've been thinking. And?
what?	Well, I've been doing some thinking.
well... i don't know, just... the wedding.	What?
besides what?	Well... I don't know, just... the wedding.
um... not exactly. but i've been honest. i haven't told her i'm available. and she knows this trip up here is only for a few days. besides...	Besides what?
does she know about saturday?	Um... not exactly. But I've been honest. I haven't told her I'm available. And she knows this trip up here is only for a few days. Besides...
with this chick.	Does she know about Saturday?
what?	With this chick.
what the fuck are you doing?	What?
upstairs. getting cleaned up.	What the fuck are you doing?
where is stephanie?	Upstairs. Getting cleaned up.
yep.	What're you drinking?
hey, there you are.	Yep.
what'd christine say?	Lucked out -- got voice mail. Everything's cool.
right now.	Okay! Jesus!
i will.  see ya!	Right now.
you should call her.	I will.  See ya!
yeah. okay.	You should call her.
she's been leaving messages here too.	Yeah. Okay.
oh, boy.	She's been leaving messages here too.
yeah, well, maybe you should check your messages first.	Oh, boy.
later.	Yeah, well, maybe you should check your messages first.
oooh, i see. didn't go so good last night, huh? that's a shocker. you mean getting drunk and calling victoria didn't put you in the mood? you dumb fuck. your divorce pain's getting real old real fast, dude.	Later.
count me out.	Oooh, I see. Didn't go so good last night, huh? That's a shocker. You mean getting drunk and calling Victoria didn't put you in the mood? You dumb fuck. Your divorce pain's getting real old real fast, dude.
you go. in fact, use my clubs. they're brand new -- gift from christine's dad.  it's on me. oh, say, by the way, stephanie and me were thinking we'd all go to the hitching post tonight and sit at one of maya's tables, and she'll bring us some great wines and then we can all --	Count me out.
we were supposed to play golf.	You go. In fact, use my clubs. They're brand new -- gift from Christine's dad.  It's on me. Oh, say, by the way, Stephanie and me were thinking we'd all go to the Hitching Post tonight and sit at one of Maya's tables, and she'll bring us some great wines and then we can all --
oh, hey, change of plans. steph's off today, so she and i are going on a hike.	We were supposed to play golf.
goddamn, miles, she is nasty. nasty nasty nasty.	Well, I'm glad you got it out of your system. Congratulations. Mission accomplished.
shut up. shut your face.	Don't you see how Maya's looking at you? You got her on the hook. Reel her in! Come on, let's rachet this up a notch. You know how to to do it. Here.  Drink some agua.
and don't forget all the bad times you had with victoria. how small she make you feel. that's why you had the affair in the first place.	Shut up. Shut your face.
oh jesus, miles.	And don't forget all the bad times you had with Victoria. How small she make you feel. That's why you had the affair in the first place.
let's just say i'm uncomfortable with the whole scenario.	Oh Jesus, Miles.
stop it. you are blowing a great opportunity here, miles. fucking maya, man. she's great. she's cool. she's funny. she knows wine. what is this morose come-down bullshit? these girls want to party. and what was that fucking ten-minute lecture on, what was it, vouvrays? i mean, come on!	Let's just say I'm uncomfortable with the whole scenario.
bathroom.	Did you drink and dial?
where were you?	Bathroom.
i'm fine!	Where were you?
pull yourself together, man.	I'm fine!
and don't drink too much. i don't want you going to the dark side or passing out. do you hear me? no going to the dark side.	Okay! Fuck!
okay, okay. relax, miles, jesus. no merlot. did you bring your xanax?	And don't drink too much. I don't want you going to the dark side or passing out. Do you hear me? No going to the dark side.
if anyone orders merlot, i'm leaving. i am not drinking any fucking merlot!	Okay, okay. Relax, Miles, Jesus. No Merlot. Did you bring your Xanax?
and if they want to drink merlot, we're drinking merlot.	If anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!
aye-aye, captain.	And if they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
do not sabotage me. if you want to be a lightweight, that's your call. but do not sabotage me.	Aye-aye, captain.
oh yeah? how exciting. what's it called?	Do not sabotage me. If you want to be a lightweight, that's your call. But do not sabotage me.
please just try to be your normal humorous self, okay? like who you were before the tailspin. do you remember that guy? people love that guy. and don't forget -- your novel is coming out in the fall.	Oh yeah? How exciting. What's it called?
so what should i wear?	I don't know. Casual but nice. They think you're a writer.
you know how often these pourers get hit on?  i'm going for a swim. get the blood flowing. want to come?	Nah. I want to watch this.
cute? she's a fucking hottie. and you almost tell her i'm getting married. what's the matter with you?  gotta love it. gotta love it.	You know how often these pourers get hit on?  I'm going for a swim. Get the blood flowing. Want to come?
well, she is cute.	Cute? She's a fucking hottie. And you almost tell her I'm getting married. What's the matter with you?  Gotta love it. Gotta love it.
stephanie, holy shit. chick had it all going on.	Well, she is cute.
been divorced for a year now, bud.	Stephanie, holy shit. Chick had it all going on.
with maya?	Been divorced for a year now, bud.
she called maya, who's not working tonight, so we're all going out.	With Maya?
what?	She called Maya, who's not working tonight, so we're all going out.
we're on.	What?
you have the keys.	We're on.
get the trunk.	You have the keys.
do you know how often these pourers get hit on?	Get the trunk.
a bad girl, miles. she might need to be spanked.	Do you know how often these pourers get hit on?
you gotta excuse him. yesterday he didn't know pinot noir from film noir.	I'm a quick learner.
no, no, no. it's cool. i talked to victoria. she's cool. everyone's cool.	You've all been talking about it? Behind my back? Talking about it?
i'm going to be a fucking pariah. everyone's just going to be holding their breath to see if i'm going to get drunk and make a scene. plus tony fucking levin?	No, no, no. It's cool. I talked to Victoria. She's cool. Everyone's cool.
because i knew you'd freak out and probably get so depressed you wouldn't even come on this trip. but then i figured here would be the best place to tell you. we're here to forget about all that shit. we're here to party!	I'm going to be a fucking pariah. Everyone's just going to be holding their breath to see if I'm going to get drunk and make a scene. Plus Tony fucking Levin?
you drop this bombshell on me. why didn't you tell me before?	Because I knew you'd freak out and probably get so depressed you wouldn't even come on this trip. But then I figured here would be the best place to tell you. We're here to forget about all that shit. We're here to party!
what do you think?	You drop this bombshell on me. Why didn't you tell me before?
is she bringing him to the wedding?	What do you think?
you've been divorced for two years already. people move on. she has! it's like you enjoy self-pity. makes you feel special or something.	Is she bringing him to the wedding?
i want to go home now.	You've been divorced for two years already. People move on. She has! It's like you enjoy self-pity. Makes you feel special or something.
jesus christ, miles. get out!	I want to go home now.
about a month ago. six weeks.	To that guy? That guy with the restaurant...
she what?  when?	About a month ago. Six weeks.
yeah, but that's not the whole story. she got remarried.	She what?  When?
i know. you told me. i'm okay with it.	Yeah, but that's not the whole story. She got remarried.
miles, i gotta tell you something. victoria's coming to the wedding.	I know. You told me. I'm okay with it.
she has the best palate of any woman i've ever known. she could even differentiate italian wines.	Miles, I gotta tell you something. Victoria's coming to the wedding.
miles.	She has the best palate of any woman I've ever known. She could even differentiate Italian wines.
victoria and i used to like this view.  once we had a picnic here and drank a '95 opus one. with smoked salmon and artichokes, but we didn't care.	Miles.
beautiful.	Victoria and I used to like this view.  Once we had a picnic here and drank a '95 Opus One. With smoked salmon and artichokes, but we didn't care.
nice, huh?	Beautiful.
sure, big guy. whatever you say. it's your party. i'm sorry i'm in the way and dragging you down. maybe you'd have a better time on your own. you take the car. i'll catch the train back.	No, see, I want both of us to get crazy. We should both be cutting loose. I mean, this is our last chance. This is our week! It should be something we share.
yes they are. and i'm serious. do not fuck with me. i am going to get laid before i settle down on saturday. do you read me?	Sure, big guy. Whatever you say. It's your party. I'm sorry I'm in the way and dragging you down. Maybe you'd have a better time on your own. You take the car. I'll catch the train back.
ooooh, now the cards are on the table.	Yes they are. And I'm serious. Do not fuck with me. I am going to get laid before I settle down on Saturday. Do you read me?
i am going to get my nut on this trip, miles. and you are not going to fuck it up for me with all your depression and anxiety and neg-head downer shit.	Ooooh, now the cards are on the table.
so what's the plan today?	We head north, begin the grape tour up there, make our way south so the more we drink the closer we get to the motel.
so what're we going to have? pigs in a blanket? the "rancher's special breakfast"? or maybe just some grease and fat with a side of lard?	So what's the plan today?
oooh. oh. miles. miles.	Fuck you.
have you no shame?	Oooh. Oh. Miles. Miles.
she probably went home, lit some candles, put on some relaxing music, took a nice hot bath, and laid down on her bed with her favorite vibrator.	Have you no shame?
shut up.	She probably went home, lit some candles, put on some relaxing music, took a nice hot bath, and laid down on her bed with her favorite vibrator.
single. waitress. getting off work. looking for love. a little slap and tickle.	Shut up.
no rock. when she came to the bar, sans rock.	Single. Waitress. Getting off work. Looking for love. A little slap and tickle.
how do you know?	No rock. When she came to the bar, sans rock.
somebody had to do the talking. and by the way, i was right. she's not married.	How do you know?
didn't seem to me like that's what was going on. you were all over her.	Somebody had to do the talking. And by the way, I was right. She's not married.
i'm trying to get you some action, but you've got to help me out just a little bit.	Didn't seem to me like that's what was going on. You were all over her.
now i've got another lie to live down. thanks, jack.	I'm trying to get you some action, but you've got to help me out just a little bit.
the chick digs you. she lit up like a pinball machine when she heard your novel was getting published.	Now I've got another lie to live down. Thanks, Jack.
well, i'm tired. aren't you tired?	The chick digs you. She lit up like a pinball machine when she heard your novel was getting published.
the girl is looking to party, and you tell her we're going to go back to our motel room and crash? jesus, miles!	Well, I'm tired. Aren't you tired?
she works for tips!	You're blind, dude. Blind.
why do you always focus on the negative? didn't you see how friendly she was to you?	She works for tips!
jack, she's a fucking waitress in buellton. how would that ever work?	Why do you always focus on the negative? Didn't you see how friendly she was to you?
perfect.	Jack, she's a fucking waitress in Buellton. How would that ever work?
and she likes pinot.	Perfect.
ooooooohh. now we're getting somewhere.	And she likes Pinot.
well, she does know a lot about wine.	Ooooooohh. Now we're getting somewhere.
jesus, she's jammin'. and she likes you. what else do you know about her?	Well, she does know a lot about wine.
so what's a professor's wife doing waitressing? obviously that's over.	You don't know anything about this woman. Calm down. Let's just eat, okay?  The duck is excellent and pairs nicely with the Highliner Pinot.
this gal's married to i think a philosophy professor at uc santa barbara.	So what's a professor's wife doing waitressing? Obviously that's over.
doesn't mean shit. when christine was a hostess at sushi roku, she wore a big engagement ring to keep guys from hitting on her. think it worked? fuck no. how do you think i met her?	This gal's married to I think a Philosophy professor at UC Santa Barbara.
and very nice. and very married. check out the rock.	Doesn't mean shit. When Christine was a hostess at Sushi Roku, she wore a big engagement ring to keep guys from hitting on her. Think it worked? Fuck no. How do you think I met her?
she is very hot.	And very nice. And very married. Check out the rock.
jack, this is where i eat when i come up here. it's practically my office. and sometimes i have a drink with the employees. maya's great. she's worked here about a year, maybe a year and a half.	She is very hot.
you know that chick?	Jack, this is where I eat when I come up here. It's practically my office. And sometimes I have a drink with the employees. Maya's great. She's worked here about a year, maybe a year and a half.
sure i know maya.	You know that chick?
you know her?	Sure I know Maya.
oh, yeah. that's maya.	You know her?
here's to my last week of freedom.	It's going to be great. Here's to us.
pour us a couple.	Here's to my last week of freedom.
yeah. tight.	Pour us a couple.
then it's a good thing.	Yeah. It's good. Feels good.
it does. feels right.	Then it's a good thing.
if that's what feels right.	It does. Feels right.
we're not getting any younger, right? and my career, well, it's gotten pretty, you know, frustrating. even with my new manager. maybe it's time to settle down.	If that's what feels right.
uh-huh.	We're not getting any younger, right? And my career, well, it's gotten pretty, you know, frustrating. Even with my new manager. Maybe it's time to settle down.
no way. this would just provide some stability is what i'm saying. i can always squeeze in an audition or a commercial here and there, you know, keep myself in the game in case something big comes along.	Uh-huh.
so you're going to stop acting?	No way. This would just provide some stability is what I'm saying. I can always squeeze in an audition or a commercial here and there, you know, keep myself in the game in case something big comes along.
christine's dad -- he's been talking about bringing me into his property business. showing me the ropes. and that's something, considering how long it took him to get over i'm not armenian. so i'm thinking about it. but i don't know, might get a little incestuous. but mike does pretty well. a lot of high-end commercial stuff.	So you're going to stop acting?
well, you waited for good reason, and you proposed to christine for some good reason. so i think it's great. it's time. you've got to have your eyes open, that's all. i mean, look at me. i thought victoria and i were set for life.	Christine's dad -- he's been talking about bringing me into his property business. Showing me the ropes. And that's something, considering how long it took him to get over I'm not Armenian. So I'm thinking about it. But I don't know, might get a little incestuous. But Mike does pretty well. A lot of high-end commercial stuff.
come on, do you think i'm doing the right thing? tell the truth. you've been through it.	Well, you waited for good reason, and you proposed to Christine for some good reason. So I think it's great. It's time. You've got to have your eyes open, that's all. I mean, look at me. I thought Victoria and I were set for life.
whoa.	Come on, do you think I'm doing the right thing? Tell the truth. You've been through it.
you think i'm making a mistake marrying christine?	Whoa.
not with the wine list these people have. we don't want to hold back.	You think I'm making a mistake marrying Christine?
we should have driven.	Not with the wine list these people have. We don't want to hold back.
it's not even a mile.	We should have driven.
i thought you said it was close. now i'm all pitted out.	It's not even a mile.
just a minute!	I thought you said it was close. Now I'm all pitted out.
hey jack, hurry up!	Just a minute!
want some?	Hey Jack, hurry up!
are you chewing gum?	Want some?
yeah, that would be a good move.	Are you chewing gum?
you know, you could work in a wine store.	Yeah, that would be a good move.
how would you rate this one?	Usually they start you on the wines with learning disabilities, but this one's pretty damn good.  This is the new one, right, Chris?
now.	How would you rate this one?
when do we get to drink it?	Now.
that's what you do with every one.	When do we get to drink it?
huh. maybe a little strawberry. yeah, strawberry. i'm not so sure about the cheese.	Now set your glass down and get some air into it.
what do you smell?	I don't know. Wine? Fermented grapes?
huh.	Now tip it. What you're doing here is checking for color density as it thins toward the rim. Tells you how old it is, among other things, usually more important with reds. This is a very young wine, so it's going to retain its color pretty solidly. Now stick your nose in it.
depends on the varietal. just get a sense of it. thick? thin? watery? syrupy? inky? amber, whatever...	Huh.
what color is it supposed to be?	Depends on the varietal. Just get a sense of it. Thick? Thin? Watery? Syrupy? Inky? Amber, whatever...
first take your glass and examine the wine against the light. you're looking at color and clarity.	What color is it supposed to be?
good, yeah, it is a rose. only this one is rather atypically made from 100% pinot noir.	Pinot noir? Not again!  You know, not all Pinots are noir.
this is rose, right?	Good, yeah, it is a rose. Only this one is rather atypically made from 100% Pinot Noir.
baked with a butter-lime glaze.	Now we're talking.
doesn't have to be now. let's go taste.	I owe her a call anyway.
let me call christine.	Doesn't have to be now. Let's go taste.
oh, jesus. look, at some point we have to find out because it's going to make a big difference.	Let me call Christine.
i don't know. salmon. don't you always have white wine with fish?	Oh, Jesus. Look, at some point we have to find out because it's going to make a big difference.
yeah, but how are they making the salmon? poached with a yogurt-dill sauce? teriyaki? curry?	I don't know. Salmon. Don't you always have white wine with fish?
i told you. filet and salmon.	Yeah, but how are they making the salmon? Poached with a yogurt-dill sauce? Teriyaki? Curry?
so what'd you guys finally decide on for the menu?	I told you. Filet and salmon.
thanks, jack. so do i.  here we are.	So what'd you guys finally decide on for the menu?
hey, miles. i really hope your novel sells.	Thanks, Jack. So do I.  Here we are.
i thought you hated chardonnay.	I like all varietals. I just don't generally like the way they manipulate Chardonnay in California -- too much oak and secondary malolactic fermentation.
these guys make top-notch pinot and chardonnay. one of the best producers in santa barbara county.  look how beautiful this view is. what a day!	I thought you hated Chardonnay.
whatever's closest, man. i need a glass.	These guys make top-notch Pinot and Chardonnay. One of the best producers in Santa Barbara county.  Look how beautiful this view is. What a day!
you know what? let's take the santa rosa turnoff and hit sanford first.	Whatever's closest, man. I need a glass.
jack. this week is not about me. it's about you. i'm going to show you a good time. we're going to drink a lot of good wine, play some golf, eat some great food, enjoy the scenery and send you off in style.	And get your bone smooched.
well, i say fuck that. you need to get your joint worked on, that's what you need.	Jack. This week is not about me. It's about you. I'm going to show you a good time. We're going to drink a lot of good wine, play some golf, eat some great food, enjoy the scenery and send you off in style.
and lexapro, yes.	Well, I say fuck that. You need to get your joint worked on, that's what you need.
well, i say fuck therapy and what's that stuff you take, xanax?	And Lexapro, yes.
i went on monday. but i spent most of the time helping him with his computer.	Well, I say fuck therapy and what's that stuff you take, Xanax?
you still seeing that shrink?	I went on Monday. But I spent most of the time helping him with his computer.
i'm working on it.	You still seeing that shrink?
no. no. you've been officially depressed for like two years now, and you were always a negative guy anyway, even in college. now it's worse -- you're wasting away. teaching english to fucking eighth-graders when they should be reading what you wrote. your books.	I'm working on it.
i'd rather have a knife.	No. No. You've been officially depressed for like two years now, and you were always a negative guy anyway, even in college. Now it's worse -- you're wasting away. Teaching English to fucking eighth-graders when they should be reading what you wrote. Your books.
it'd be the best thing for you. you know what? i'm going to get you laid this week. that's going to be my best man gift to you. i'm not going to give you a pen knife or a gift certificate or any of that other horseshit.	I'd rather have a knife.
speak for yourself. i get chicks looking at me all the time. all ages.	It's not worth it. You pay too big a price. It's never free.
as if she'd even be attracted to guys like us in the first place.	Speak for yourself. I get chicks looking at me all the time. All ages.
that's your problem, miles.	As if she'd even be attracted to guys like us in the first place.
she's a kid, jack. i don't even look at that stuff anymore.	That's your problem, Miles.
fuck, man. too early in the morning for that, you know what i mean?	She's a kid, Jack. I don't even look at that stuff anymore.
this saturday, mom, remember? we told you.	And Miles is my best man, Mrs. Raymond. My main man.
let me show you something. the secret to opening champagne is that once the cork is released, you keep pressure on it so you don't --	Just a second. Guy's going for $2500.
um... seventy... something.	That's a good age.
how old's she going to be?	Um... seventy... something.
it's her birthday tomorrow. and i don't feel right driving by her house and not stopping in, okay? it'll just take a second. she's right off the freeway.	How old's she going to be?
your mother? jesus, miles, we were supposed to be up there hours ago.	It's her birthday tomorrow. And I don't feel right driving by her house and not stopping in, okay? It'll just take a second. She's right off the freeway.
i thought we could just say a quick hello to my mother.	Your mother? Jesus, Miles, we were supposed to be up there hours ago.
what?	I thought we could just say a quick hello to my mother.
i've just got to make one quick stop. won't take a second.	What?
whoa, why are we getting off?	I've just got to make one quick stop. Won't take a second.
there is no new ending. page 750 on is exactly the same.	Well, then I guess it must have felt new because everything leading up to it was so different.
oh yeah. much better.	There is no new ending. Page 750 on is exactly the same.
how about the new ending? did you like that?	Oh yeah. Much better.
i liked it a lot. a lot of improvements. it just seemed overall, i don't know, tighter, more... congealed or something.	How about the new ending? Did you like that?
and?	I liked it a lot. A lot of improvements. It just seemed overall, I don't know, tighter, more... congealed or something.
oh, yeah. yeah.	And?
did you read the latest draft, by the way?	Oh, yeah. Yeah.
sure is tasty.	Did you read the latest draft, by the way?
color in the red wines comes from the skins. this juice is free run, so there's no skin contact in the fermentation, ergo no color.	Sure is tasty.
just tell me.	Color in the red wines comes from the skins. This juice is free run, so there's no skin contact in the fermentation, ergo no color.
jesus. don't ask questions like that up in the wine country. they'll think you're a moron.	Just tell me.
pinot noir? how come it's white? doesn't noir mean dark?	Jesus. Don't ask questions like that up in the wine country. They'll think you're a moron.
100% pinot noir. single vineyard. they don't even make it anymore.	Pinot Noir? How come it's white? Doesn't noir mean dark?
oh, that's tasty.	100% Pinot Noir. Single vineyard. They don't even make it anymore.
you know how long i've been begging to take you on the wine tour. i was beginning to think it was never going to happen.	Oh, that's tasty.
yeah.	You know how long I've been begging to take you on the wine tour. I was beginning to think it was never going to happen.
yes. absolutely. despite your crass behavior, i'm really glad we're finally getting this time together.	Yeah.
shut up.  here's to a great week.	Yes. Absolutely. Despite your crass behavior, I'm really glad we're finally getting this time together.
come on, we're celebrating. i say we pop it.	That's a 1992 Byron. It's really rare. Don't open it now. I've been saving it!
don't open that now. it's warm.	Come on, we're celebrating. I say we pop it.
i don't know. senior editor? sounds like you're in to me.	It's a long shot, all right? And Conundrum is just a small specialty press anyway. I'm not getting my hopes up. I've stopped caring. That's it. I've stopped caring.
...and that one of the editors was passing it up to a senior editor. she was supposed to hear something this week, but now it's next week, and... it's always like this. it's always a fucking waiting game. i've been through it too many times already.	I don't know. Senior editor? Sounds like you're in to me.
yeah, conundrum.	...and that one of the editors was passing it up to a senior editor. She was supposed to hear something this week, but now it's next week, and... It's always like this. It's always a fucking waiting game. I've been through it too many times already.
no, i didn't. what i said was that my agent had heard there was some interest at conundrum...	Yeah, Conundrum.
you said you had it all lined up.	No, I didn't. What I said was that my agent had heard there was some interest at Conundrum...
why did you tell them my book was being published?	You said you had it all lined up.
okay, there was a tasting last night. but i wanted to get us some stuff for the ride up. check out the box.	Why did you tell them my book was being published?
come on. you're fucking hungover.	Okay, there was a tasting last night. But I wanted to get us some stuff for the ride up. Check out the box.
i can't help the traffic.	Come on. You're fucking hungover.
where the fuck were you, man? i was dying in there. we were supposed to be a hundred miles away by now.	I can't help the traffic.
hi. it's maya. please leave a message.	It's Miles. Listen, I don't know if you even care, but I had to call and tell you again how much I enjoyed our time together and how sorry I am things turned out the way they did. I think you're great, Maya -- always have. From the first time you waited on me.  And while I'm at it, I guess you should know that my book is not getting published. I thought this one had a chance, but I was wrong. Again. Don't bother reading it -- you've got better things to do. So you see I'm not much of a writer. I'm not anything really. The only real talent I seem to have is for disappointing people and now you know that firsthand. We're leaving in the morning, and I want you to know that I take with me wonderful memories of you. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
you know, i just spent three years trying to extricate myself from a relationship that turned out to be full of deception. and i've been doing just fine.	And I haven't been with anyone since my divorce. This has been a big deal for me, Maya -- hanging out with you, and last night. I really like you, Maya. And I'm not Jack. I'm just his... his freshman roommate from San Diego State.
yeah.	You know, I just spent three years trying to extricate myself from a relationship that turned out to be full of deception. And I've been doing just fine.
oh, maya. no.	Yeah.
but you wanted to fuck me first.	Oh, Maya. No.
please believe me. i was even on the verge of telling you last night, but...	But you wanted to fuck me first.
i'm sure he believed every word.	Please believe me. I was even on the verge of telling you last night, but...
oh, just that he loves her. that she's the only woman who has ever really rocked his world. how he adores siena. how he wants to move up here and get a place with the two of them and commute when he has to.	I'm sure he believed every word.
he's an actor, so it can't be good.	Oh, just that he loves her. That she's the only woman who has ever really rocked his world. How he adores Siena. How he wants to move up here and get a place with the two of them and commute when he has to.
do you know what he's been saying to her?	He's an actor, so it can't be good.
i've told him. i've told him over and over, but he's out of control.	Do you know what he's been saying to her?
don't touch me. just take me home.	I've told him. I've told him over and over, but he's out of control.
maya.	Don't touch me. Just take me home.
of course i was. i mean, just now i could have made up some story, but i didn't. i told you the truth.	Maya.
were you ever going to say anything?	Of course I was. I mean, just now I could have made up some story, but I didn't. I told you the truth.
no, we've got to get back friday for the rehearsal dinner.	What rehearsal dinner?
did you hear about this bordeaux tasting dinner down in santa barbara saturday night? it's a little pricey, but if you wanted to go, i'd be into it. why don't you stay through the weekend?	No, we've got to get back Friday for the rehearsal dinner.
okay.	Did you hear about this Bordeaux tasting dinner down in Santa Barbara Saturday night? It's a little pricey, but if you wanted to go, I'd be into it. Why don't you stay through the weekend?
about two-thirty.	Okay.
great. what's the latest we can get there?	About two-thirty.
you guys should stop by the restaurant for lunch today.	Great. What's the latest we can get there?
well, nice to see you now.	You too.
i had class.	Well, nice to see you now.
oh, yeah. no. i mean yeah, i stopped by for a drink. didn't see you.	I had class.
hey, miles, i heard you came by the restaurant last night looking for me.	Oh, yeah. No. I mean yeah, I stopped by for a drink. Didn't see you.
hope you like it. feel free to stop reading at any time. i'll take no offense.	Goodnight, Miles.
um... did you still want to read my novel?	Oh, yeah. Sure. Of course.
okay. see you around.	Um... did you still want to read my novel?
good. so did i.	Okay. See you around.
i had a good time tonight, miles. i really did.	Good. So did I.
got it.	I had a good time tonight, Miles. I really did.
you know how to get back to the windmill, right?	Got it.
bathroom over there?	Yeah.
yeah? like what?	Like what a fraud he was.
i suppose i got really into wine originally through my ex-husband. he had a big, kind of show-off cellar. but then i found out that i have a really sharp palate, and the more i drank, the more i liked what it made me think about.	Yeah? Like what?
i don't know. why are you into wine?	I suppose I got really into wine originally through my ex-husband. He had a big, kind of show-off cellar. But then I found out that I have a really sharp palate, and the more I drank, the more I liked what it made me think about.
what about me?	I don't know. Why are you into wine?
i mean, cabernets can be powerful and exalting, but they seem prosaic to me for some reason. by comparison. how about you?	What about me?
sure.	Why are you so into Pinot? It's like a thing with you.
can i ask you a personal question?	Sure.
my palate's kind of shot, but from what i can tell, i'd dub it pretty damn good.	Can I ask you a personal question?
oh yeah. who cares? i'm the queen of typos.  wow, this is really starting to open up. what do you think?	My palate's kind of shot, but from what I can tell, I'd dub it pretty damn good.
i do have a copy of the manuscript in the car. it's not fully proofed, but if you're okay with a few typos...	Oh yeah. Who cares? I'm the queen of typos.  Wow, this is really starting to open up. What do you think?
well...	I do have a copy of the manuscript in the car. It's not fully proofed, but if you're okay with a few typos...
so... you want to work for a winery or something someday?	Well...
i commute to san luis obispo twice a week.	So... you want to work for a winery or something someday?
horticulture? wow. i didn't know there was a college here.	I commute to San Luis Obispo twice a week.
yeah. i'm working on a masters in horticulture. chipping away at it.	Horticulture? Wow. I didn't know there was a college here.
a paper?	Yeah. I'm working on a masters in horticulture. Chipping away at it.
like me, i have this stupid paper due on friday, and as usual i'm freaked out about it. just like in high school. it never changes.	A paper?
yeah. thanks.	Like me, I have this stupid paper due on Friday, and as usual I'm freaked out about it. Just like in high school. It never changes.
wow. anyway, i think it's amazing you're getting it published. really. i know how hard it is. just to write it even.	Yeah. Thanks.
mrnmm, yeah... but not really. it shifts around a lot. like you also start to see everything from the point of view of the father. and some other stuff happens, some parallel narrative, and then it evolves -- or devolves -- into a kind of a robbe-grillet mystery -- you know, with no real resolution.	Wow. Anyway, I think it's amazing you're getting it published. Really. I know how hard it is. Just to write it even.
so is it kind of about death and mortality, or...?	Mrnmm, yeah... but not really. It shifts around a lot. Like you also start to see everything from the point of view of the father. And some other stuff happens, some parallel narrative, and then it evolves -- or devolves -- into a kind of a Robbe-Grillet mystery -- you know, with no real resolution.
um... yeah but it's more...	So is it kind of about death and mortality, or...?
oh. you mean... today?	Um... yeah but it's more...
"the day after yesterday."	Oh. You mean... today?
what's the title?	"The Day After Yesterday."
well, it's a little difficult to summarize. it begins as a first-person account of a guy taking care of his father after a stroke. kind of based on personal experience, but only loosely.	What's the title?
so what's your novel about?	Well, it's a little difficult to summarize. It begins as a first-person account of a guy taking care of his father after a stroke. Kind of based on personal experience, but only loosely.
yeah. definitely.	So what's your novel about?
yeah, weird. but great.	Yeah. Definitely.
yeah, i know. it's kind of weird. out of context.	Yeah, weird. But great.
it's kind of weird sitting here with you in stephanie's house. all those times you came into the restaurant. it's like you're a real person now. almost.	Yeah, I know. It's kind of weird. Out of context.
who me? nah, i'd just fuck them up. that was the one unpolluted part of my divorce -- no kids.	Yeah, same here.
you got kids?	Who me? Nah, I'd just fuck them up. That was the one unpolluted part of my divorce -- no kids.
is she sleeping or...?	She's with her grandmother. She's with Steph's mom. She spends a lot of time over there. Steph's... well, she's Stephanie.
yeah, siena's a sweetie.	Is she sleeping or...?
is this stephanie's kid? sure is cute.	Yeah, Siena's a sweetie.
yeah, i'd say you're right on the money.	Is this Stephanie's kid? Sure is cute.
i think they overdid it a bit. too much alcohol. overwhelms the fruit.	Yeah, I'd say you're right on the money.
wow. we gotta give it a moment, but this is tasty. really good. how about you?	I think they overdid it a bit. Too much alcohol. Overwhelms the fruit.
eighty-eight sassicaia.	Wow. We gotta give it a moment, but this is tasty. Really good. How about you?
what was the bottle that did it?	Eighty-eight Sassicaia.
i started to get serious about seven years ago.	What was the bottle that did it?
how long have you been into wine?	I started to get serious about seven years ago.
the day you open a '61 cheval blanc, that's the special occasion.	How long have you been into wine?
i don't know. special occasion. with the right person. it was supposed to be for my tenth wedding anniversary.	The day you open a '61 Cheval Blanc, that's the special occasion.
it might be too late already. what are you waiting for?	I don't know. Special occasion. With the right person. It was supposed to be for my tenth wedding anniversary.
yeah, i know.	It might be too late already. What are you waiting for?
seriously, the '61s are peaking, aren't they? at least that's what i've read.	Yeah, I know.
you've got a '61 cheval blanc that's just sitting there? go get it.  right now. hurry up...	Seriously, the '61s are peaking, aren't they? At least that's what I've read.
not much of a collection really. i haven't had the wallet for that, so i sort of live bottle to bottle. but i've got a couple things i'm saving. i guess the star would be a 1961 cheval blanc.	You've got a '61 Cheval Blanc that's just sitting there? Go get it.  Right now. Hurry up...
so what gems do you have in your collection?	Not much of a collection really. I haven't had the wallet for that, so I sort of live bottle to bottle. But I've got a couple things I'm saving. I guess the star would be a 1961 Cheval Blanc.
she got anything good?	Oh, yeah. Steph's way into Pinots and Syrahs.  Hey, Steph? You sure we can open anything? Anything we want?
hey.	She got anything good?
hi.	Hey.
are you all right?	Fine. Just slipped.  This is my blood.
i'm having the salmon.	That's what I'm having.
this is good. little hints of clove.	I know. I love that.
i know the winemaker. she comes in the restaurant all the time.	This is good. Little hints of clove.
on a sauvignon blanc?	I know the winemaker. She comes in the restaurant all the time.
twelve months in oak.	On a Sauvignon Blanc?
nice. very nice.	Twelve months in oak.
try it.	Nice. Very nice.
oh yeah? how is it?	Try it.
a fiddlehead sauvignon blanc.	Oh yeah? How is it?
what are you drinking?	A Fiddlehead Sauvignon Blanc.
well, good to see you, miles. jack.	See you.
yeah, i know what you mean. it's a long drive up here. where're you staying?	The Windmill.
i finished it.	Good for you.
so how's that book of yours going, miles? i think you were almost done with it last time we talked.	I finished it.
sure.	So how's that book of yours going, Miles? I think you were almost done with it last time we talked.
you want to join us?	Sure.
oh yeah, sunday night. you guys been out tasting today?	You know it. This is my friend Jack. Jack, Maya.
oh, no, actually. busy night.	Oh yeah, Sunday night. You guys been out tasting today?
i'm doing good, good. you look great. did you lose some weight?	Oh, no, actually. Busy night.
maya, how are you?	I'm doing good, good. You look great. Did you lose some weight?
hey, miles. good to see you.	Maya, how are you?
see you over there, miles.	Yeah.
oh. huh. well...  congratulations again, vicki. that's wonderful news.	See you over there, Miles.
i'm pregnant.	Oh. Huh. Well...  Congratulations again, Vicki. That's wonderful news.
you quit drinking?	I'm pregnant.
not me. i'm not drinking.	You quit drinking?
well, let's go have some champagne, shall we? toast all the newlyweds.	Not me. I'm not drinking.
i guess.	Well, let's go have some champagne, shall we? Toast all the newlyweds.
seems like everyone's getting married. a year ago it was all divorces. now it's all weddings. cyclical, i guess.	I guess.
i am.	Seems like everyone's getting married. A year ago it was all divorces. Now it's all weddings. Cyclical, I guess.
back to the drawing board, i guess. or not. so... you're married. congratulations. you look happy.	I am.
oh, miles. that's awful. what are you going to do?	Back to the drawing board, I guess. Or not. So... you're married. Congratulations. You look happy.
universally rejected. strike three.	Oh, Miles. That's awful. What are you going to do?
so what's happening with your book?	Universally rejected. Strike three.
since the last time we spoke? i don't know. could be better. could be worse.	So what's happening with your book?
so how're you doing?	Since the last time we spoke? I don't know. Could be better. Could be worse.
that's great.	So how're you doing?
yeah, he's good that way. very considerate.	That's great.
that was big of him.	Yeah, he's good that way. Very considerate.
hi, vicki.  you look beautiful.	Thanks. Um, this is Ken Cortland, my husband.
i guess i just thought there was still some hope for us somewhere down the road and i just, i just --	Miles, maybe it is better if you don't come to the wedding.
you see, vicki, i just heard about this today, you getting married that is, and i was kind of taken aback. kind of hard to believe.	I guess I just thought there was still some hope for us somewhere down the road and I just, I just --
i'm going to hang up now, miles.	You see, Vicki, I just heard about this today, you getting married that is, and I was kind of taken aback. Kind of hard to believe.
well, i'm not coming, barbie. so you guys have fun.	I'm going to hang up now, Miles.
miles, i don't care if you come to the wedding or not.	Well, I'm not coming, Barbie. So you guys have fun.
ken.	Miles, I don't care if you come to the wedding or not.
ken.	Ken.
i just wanted you to know i've decided not to go to the wedding, so in case you were dreading some uncomfortable, you know, run-in or something, well, worry no more. you won't see me there. my wedding gift to you and what's- his-name. what is his name?	Ken.
miles, don't call me when you're drunk.	I just wanted you to know I've decided not to go to the wedding, so in case you were dreading some uncomfortable, you know, run-in or something, well, worry no more. You won't see me there. My wedding gift to you and what's- his-name. What is his name?
hello?	Miles, don't call me when you're drunk.
a little place in los olivos. new owners. cozy ambiance. excellent food too -- you should try it. thought of you at the hitching post last night.	Hello?
where are you?	A little place in Los Olivos. New owners. Cozy ambiance. Excellent food too -- you should try it. Thought of you at the Hitching Post last night.
just some local pinot, you know, then a little burgundy. that old cotes de beaune!	Where are you?
oh, miles. you're drunk.	Just some local Pinot, you know, then a little Burgundy. That old Cotes de Beaune!
heard you got remarried! congratulations. didn't think you had the stomach for another go-round.	Oh, Miles. You're drunk.
fine. what's, uh, what's on your mind?	Heard you got remarried! Congratulations. Didn't think you had the stomach for another go-round.
victoria! how the hell are you?	Fine. What's, uh, what's on your mind?
miles?	Victoria! How the hell are you?
victoria.	Miles?
hello?	Victoria.
i told you i need a drink.	Then buy a bottle and go outside.
sir, what are you doing?	I told you I need a drink.
pour me a full glass. i'll pay for it.	This is a tasting, sir. Not a bar.
both.	Good stuff.
french or american?	Both.
about a year.	French or American?
huh. that explains all the tannins. and how long in oak?	About a year.
about four weeks.	Huh. That explains all the tannins. And how long in oak?
how much skin and stem contact?	About four weeks.
stephanie! stop!	You fucking bastard! Lying piece of shit! You're getting married on Saturday? What was all that shit you said to me?
see you, miles. you take care.	Bye, Stephanie. Bye, Siena, Caryl.
hi, guys. we should probably get going.	Where?
me? no, i think it's kind of a stupid game. i mean, at least, i could never get into it. i tried it once.	Huh. Jack loves golf. Crazy about it.
you golf?	Me? No, I think it's kind of a stupid game. I mean, at least, I could never get into it. I tried it once.
oops. sorry.	You golf?
yeah, i reserved the tee time about a month ago.	Oops. Sorry.
huh.	Yeah, I reserved the tee time about a month ago.
just kickin' back, i guess. i don't know. jack and i were supposed to go golfing.	Huh.
so what are you up to today, miles?	Just kickin' back, I guess. I don't know. Jack and I were supposed to go golfing.
he had to make a phone call.	So what are you up to today, Miles?
where's jack?	He had to make a phone call.
thanks. hey, i talked to maya this morning. she said she had a good time too. you should call her.	Where's Jack?
yeah. good food. you've got quite a wine collection. very impressive.	Thanks. Hey, I talked to Maya this morning. She said she had a good time too. You should call her.
that was fun last night.	Yeah. Good food. You've got quite a wine collection. Very impressive.
anything but the jayer richebourg!	She has a Richebourg? Mon dieu. I have completely underestimated Stephanie.
should we get dessert?	We were thinking. Why don't we go back to my place? I've got wine, some insane cheeses, music, whatever.
what's everyone ordering? then we can sort out the wine.	Exactement!
cabernet franc.  this is only the fifth year we've made this varietal. very few wineries around here do a straight cabernet franc. it's from our vineyard up in santa maria. and it was a silver medal winner at paso robles last year.	Well, I've come to never expect greatness from a Cab Franc, and this one's no exception. Sort of a flabby, overripe --
so what do you think?	Quaffable but far from transcendent.
miles, when are you going to get married again?	I just got divorced. Phyllis.
well, you boys do what you want. i just think it would be nice for us to be together as a family on my birthday.	Uh-huh.  I'll be right back.
yeah, well. you know, jack's pretty eager to get up to... you know, but, uh, yeah. we'll see how it goes.	Well, you boys do what you want. I just think it would be nice for us to be together as a family on my birthday.
just now. she's thrilled. and the kids.	Yeah, well. You know, Jack's pretty eager to get up to... you know, but, uh, yeah. We'll see how it goes.
you talked to wendy?	Just now. She's thrilled. And the kids.
and i could have already put clean sheets on the other bed and the fold- out. you are staying. wendy, ron and the twins are picking us up at 11:30 to go to brunch at the sheraton. they do a magnificent job there. wendy is so excited you're coming.	You talked to Wendy?
it was a surprise, mom.	And I could have already put clean sheets on the other bed and the fold- out. You are staying. Wendy, Ron and the twins are picking us up at 11:30 to go to brunch at the Sheraton. They do a magnificent job there. Wendy is so excited you're coming.
a famous actor who's getting married next week.	Oh, that's right. Isn't that nice? I hope that girls knows how lucky she is, marrying no less than Derek Summersby.
daddy.	Don't touch him.
see this is why we're not watching those news reports. people get obsessed.  i'm letting go now.	No dad!
this one?	Morgan took a sip. It has his amoebas in it.
a hair.	This one?
this one?	A hair.
there's dust in it.	This one?
no.	She doesn't answer me either.
does she ever answer back?	No.
it makes me feel better.	Does she ever answer back?
why do you talk to mom when you're by yourself?	It makes me feel better.
what are you thinking about?	Why do you talk to mom when you're by yourself?
right.	What are you thinking about?
only for pee or poop.	Right.
what's the rule about getting up in the middle of the night?	Only for pee or poop.
it tastes old.	What's the rule about getting up in the middle of the night?
what's wrong with the water next to your bed?	It tastes old.
i saw a monster. can i have a glass of water?	What's wrong with the water next to your bed?
what's the matter?	I saw a monster. Can I have a glass of water?
houdini's sick.	Please tie up Isabelle to the back of the shed. Make sure the knot's tight.
i'm scared.	Me too.
i don't want you to die.	Who said I was going to die?
the same windows.	That's weird.
my ballet recital.	Dad!
listen bo. this is very important. everything people have written about in science books is going to change. the history of the world's future is on the tv right now. we need to record this so you can show your children this tape and say you were there...  for your children bo.	My ballet recital.
not english though. you heard the voices right uncle merrill?	I heard them Morgan.
it tastes funny.	He licks his butt everyday. He's not going to mind.
it's not contaminated. it's just tap water. pour it in his bowl.	It tastes funny.
you don't even know what that word means.	It's not contaminated. It's just tap water. Pour it in his bowl.
i think it's contaminated.	You don't even know what that word means.
and tell merrill to swing away.	What?  Colleen?... Colleen?
tell him... see. tell him to see.	And tell Merrill to swing away.
i'm here.	Tell him... See. Tell him to see.
...tell graham --	I'm here.
...i will.	...Tell Graham --
...tell bo to listen to her brother. he'll always take care of her.	...I will.
...i will.	...Tell Bo to listen to her brother. He'll always take care of her.
...tell morgan to play games -- it's okay to be silly.	...I will.
good.	...Tell Morgan to play games -- it's okay to be silly.
i don't feel much.	Good.
does it hurt?	I don't feel much.
i was just taking a walk before dinner.	You love walks.
hi baby.	I was just taking a walk before dinner.
hi sweetie.	Hi baby.
five. the five longest.	Boy, why aren't you in the pros making stacks of cash and getting handfuls of T and A?
you got two minor league home run records don't you?	Five. The five longest.
i got the bat at home... on the wall.	You got two minor league home run records don't you?
it's called probing. it's a military procedure. you send a reconnaissance group, very small, to check out things. not to engage, but to evaluate the situation. evaluate the level of danger. make sure things are all clear...	Clear for what?
i see.	It's called probing. It's a military procedure. You send a reconnaissance group, very small, to check out things. Not to engage, but to evaluate the situation. Evaluate the level of danger. Make sure things are all clear...
i've had two separate folks tell me they think there are strangers around these parts the last couple of nights. can't tell what they look like, cause they're staying in the shadows -- covert like. no one's got hurt mind you... and that's the give away.	I see.
you do?	I've had two separate folks tell me they think there are strangers around these parts the last couple of nights. Can't tell what they look like, cause they're staying in the shadows -- covert like. No one's got hurt mind you... And that's the give away.
graham.	Don't.
don't touch him.	Graham.
that's good enough for me.	Me too.
he's not strong enough to fight off another attack.	I know.  We need to be sure, before we open that door Graham.
philadelphia and its outlying counties are cleared, but who knows for sure?	He's not strong enough to fight off another attack.
have they said anything about our area?	Philadelphia and its outlying counties are cleared, but who knows for sure?
he's been like that for awhile. we need to get him some medicine.	Have they said anything about our area?
no.	Listen, there's things I can take and a couple things I can't and one of them I can't take, is when my older brother --  -- who is everything I want to be, starts losing faith in things. I saw your eyes last night.  I don't want to ever see your eyes like that again, okay? I'm serious.
how do they know it's over?	A mass evacuation by them started about eight o'clock this morning. It's eleven now.  They're leaving. Beat.
they think over a hundred thousand. they're just estimates.  but we held strong.	How do they know it's over?
how many died?	They think over a hundred thousand. They're just estimates.  But we held strong.
they're broadcasting...	It came on about two hours ago. Woke me up.  We won Graham.
it's getting stronger.	I'm close.
me too.	It's getting stronger.
i can feel air.	Me too.
they're distracting us?	From what?
merrill!	Got it!
merrill --	I'm looking!
we won't be able to get out of there.	I'm sorry I hurt your arm.
what are you doing?	He was trying to eat a second chocolate bar. Your grandma said, "No." He tried to take a bite, so I grabbed it.
he was only a year and half old.	What are you doing?
they're right behind the door.	He was only a year and half old.
should we make a run for it out the back?	They're right behind the door.
did i ever tell you, i dislocated uncle merrill's arm?	Should we make a run for it out the back?
this is going to do nothing.	We have to go in the basement.
they're on the roof.	While they were trying to fix her up, all she kept asking about was you.
should we turn off the lights?	They already know we're here.
chicken teriyaki.	Good choice... I'm going to have a cheeseburger with bacon.  Extra bacon.
i'm sorry, what book is this?	Did they say what our chances would be if they did invade?
where are you going?	Ray Reddy's house.
the bird could have had a heart attack and crushed his head when he fell.	Already thought of. Two other birds did the same thing an hour later. Not as dramatic. They lived. But you could see they hit something.
they caught it on tape and they've been playing it all morning. they found the bird. his head crushed in. when you see the footage it looks like the bird flew into a wall in the sky.  they think they have some invisible shield thing going, like an optical illusion.	The bird could have had a heart attack and crushed his head when he fell.
what time is it?	Eleven a.m. They're gone.
that's a game isn't it?  anyway...  there's been some interesting developments.	What time is it?
what's furry, furry rabbit?	That's a game isn't it?  Anyway...  There's been some interesting developments.
for the kids protection. all they were doing was watching tv from five a.m. i felt like they were getting obsessed like you said. they should be playing furry, furry rabbit or tea party or something right?	What's furry, furry rabbit?
yes.	What does it matter then?
do you feel comforted?	Yes.
that wasn't the answer you wanted?	Can you at least pretend to be like you used to be? Give me some comfort?
how can you say that?	That wasn't the answer you wanted?
yes.	How can you say that?
do you think it's a possibility?	Yes.
morgan, be careful.	I got him.
it's probably picking up another baby monitor.	That's right.
it's noise.	It's broken Morgan. It'll just keep doing this.  Let's get out of the car okay?
pharmacy crowded?	I don't want any one of you spending time with Tracey Abernathy alone. Is that understood?
that roof is over ten feet high.	He's telling you the truth, Edgar. Whoever it was, is very strong and can jump pretty high.
bo, can you turn down the volume until officer paski leaves?	That roof is over ten feet high.
this guy got on the roof in like a second.	Bo, can you turn down the volume until Officer Paski leaves?
it was very dark.	Yes, it was.
it was very dark.	Yes it was.
i cursed.	I heard.
no i'm not.	You want him coming in the house next time?
are you going to do this or what?	No I'm not.
explain noises.	Are you going to do this or what?
just make noises then.	Explain noises.
it doesn't sound natural when i curse.	Just make noises then.
you don't mean it. it's just for show.	It doesn't sound natural when I curse.
i'm not going to curse.	You don't mean it. It's just for show.
curse and stuff.	I'm not going to curse.
explain, act crazy?	Curse and stuff.
okay, this guy is trying to scare us. he's messed with our property, he's coming around the house. it's time for an ass whoopin'!	This is not an intelligent way to approach this.
did someone save me?	Yeah baby. I think someone did.
i can't even imagine.	I hope they're doing better than we are. We don't even have helmets.
they'll read our minds!	You're scaring your sister.
stop crying!	Don't yell at her!
french toast... and mashed potatoes.	Now we're talking.  How about you Merrill?
what about isabelle?	We'll keep her in the garage, after dinner.
the family room.	What about Isabelle?
where are we going to sleep?	The family room.
we'll have to board up the bedroom doors.	Where are we going to sleep?
what do you think about the idea that they don't like places near water, and we might be safe from them near a lake or something?	Sounds made up.
they win.	What do you think about the idea that they don't like places near water, and we might be safe from them near a lake or something?
what's two?	They win.
they said one of two things could happen. one, they fight and are defeated and leave to return again with full forces hundreds or even thousands of years later.	What's two?
tell me something morgan. in that book of your, did they happen to detail what would happen if they were hostile?	Yes. They would invade us using only ground tactics. Hand to hand combat. They wouldn't use their technology or fight an airborne battle, because they would know we would eventually use nuclear weapons and the planet would be useless to them.
dad.	I just asked his name.
bimboo?	Dad.
dr. bimboo, one of the authors of the book --	Bimboo?
scientists who have been persecuted for their beliefs.	That means they're unemployed.
who wrote this book?	Scientists who have been persecuted for their beliefs.
it says they're probably very small -- like my height -- because, as their brains developed, there was no use for physical development. it says they're probably vegetarians, because they would have realized the benefits of such a diet.	Who wrote this book?
they tell you everything in this book.	It says they're probably very small -- like my height -- because, as their brains developed, there was no use for physical development. It says they're probably vegetarians, because they would have realized the benefits of such a diet.
oh.	They tell you everything in this book.
so the aliens can't read our minds.	Oh.
morgan?	It gets clearer, the higher you hold it.
i'm getting out now.	Don't do it.
we might lose the signal.	We can't just sit in the car in our own driveway like this.
it's still making the noises. it's broken.	It's old Morgan.
these are d's; i need double a's.	I have some upstairs.
it needs batteries.	Edgar, come inside.
yes.	It needs batteries.
can i use bo's old baby monitor as a walkie-talkie?	Yes.
the truck... the truck has severed most of her lower half.	What did you say?
pinned? what does that mean?	The truck... the truck has severed most of her lower half.
see father, ray's truck swerved off the road and ah... hit colleen and then a tree. she was pinned between the two.	Pinned? What does that mean?
why not?	See Father, Ray's truck swerved off the road and ah... Hit Colleen and then a tree. She was pinned between the two.
she's not in an ambulance father.	Why not?
is he okay?	Yes... That's the first thing Colleen asked too.
he wasn't drinking. ray fell asleep at the wheel.	Is he okay?
there was an accident. drunk driving. they weren't sure.	He wasn't drinking. Ray fell asleep at the wheel.
it's good advice...  say hi to marcia for me.	You take care of yourself...  Graham.
it's left its mark still. the last thing these children need to do, is worry about some crazy things happening in the world. take them into town. get their minds -- your mind, on everyday things. it's good medicine.	It's good advice...  Say hi to Marcia for me.
and three weeks.	It's left its mark still. The last thing these children need to do, is worry about some crazy things happening in the world. Take them into town. Get their minds -- your mind, on everyday things. It's good medicine.
six months.	And three weeks.
but i'll tell you something, what i said in their, still goes. you and your family have been through a lot in the last two days... not to mention what happened to you all seven months ago.	Six months.
is anything missing?	No.
do you owe anybody money? you can tell me off the record if you need too.	No.
i don't think so.	Do you owe anybody money? You can tell me off the record if you need too.
let me ask you two something. don't be embarrassed by the answer. it is possible... just possible now, you might have been chasing each other around? you said you went in opposite directions.	Edgar, it sounds as strange to me saying it, as it is to you hearing it. But we couldn't see him. He stayed mostly in the shadows. All we could make out was movement.  But I'll tell you something with absolute certainty. There was someone watching our house last night. He was looking in my children's windows and I want you to find him Edgar.  I need you to take this seriously, just in case, it is something serious.
okay.  so he was tall?	I would say so.
he definitely wasn't a midget.	Okay.  So he was tall?
i don't know whether to look for a midget or a --	He definitely wasn't a midget.
it does seem kind of odd doesn't it?	I don't know whether to look for a midget or a --
you can't describe him at all? don't you think that's find of odd?	It does seem kind of odd doesn't it?
sounds like a virus.	No Father, they're edgy. On alert. Like they act when they smell a predator around... Peeing on themselves and everything.
some animals around the county exhibiting uncharacteristic behavior. sometimes violent behavior. theo henry had two of his fingers bit off by his cow.	Sounds like a virus.
what was the first thing?	Some animals around the county exhibiting uncharacteristic behavior. Sometimes violent behavior. Theo Henry had two of his fingers bit off by his cow.
second thing this week i can't explain.	What was the first thing?
it's not broken.	What kind of machine can bend a stalk of corn over without cracking it?
what about them?	There are none.
the footprints.	What about them?
you said something was strange. what's strange?	The footprints.
sorry.	You said something was strange. What's strange?
don't call me father. it's just graham now.	Sorry.
what's that?	Don't call me Father. It's just Graham now.
don't call me father.	What's that?
it's the strangest thing father.	Don't call me Father.
what book!	They'll find a way in.
the book says they're probably very good problem solvers.	What book!
some guy had a sign that said it was the end of the world.  nothing really bad is going to happen, is it uncle merrill?	Don't worry.
it's like war of the worlds.	They think it might happen all at once.
they think these look like stages immediately proceeding an attack maneuver.	It's like War of the Worlds.
don't do it!	You'll lose the signal!
is that him?	Yeah.
if we charge them, they won't have a chance. but we gotta get to the horses.	What do you mean, the horses?
the money's in my saddlebags over there, but i ain't stepping out to get it.	If we charge them, they won't have a chance. But we gotta get to the horses.
no money, eh?	The money's in my saddlebags over there, but I ain't stepping out to get it.
i'd get down if i were you. they may be up there now.	No money, eh?
you brought a posse to my best hideout and you want to know if i mind. mister, i don't know any of those names and you're about to die.	Wait a minute! If you don't believe me, ask them...  ...they saw me and my pal in Turley before we did the job.
my partner and me robbed the bank in turley and headed out with a posse on our tails. my partner there caught one a ways back, and i think he kicked off while i was looking for this damn canyon. you're dawson, ain't you? i'm tex larue.  used to ride with ry morris. you know him. well, andy sims told me there was a hideout here, so i headed for it. hope you don't mind.	You brought a posse to my best hideout and you want to know if I mind. Mister, I don't know any of those names and you're about to die.
posse? what the hell you talking about?	My partner and me robbed the bank in Turley and headed out with a posse on our tails. My partner there caught one a ways back, and I think he kicked off while I was looking for this damn canyon. You're Dawson, ain't you? I'm Tex LaRue.  Used to ride with Ry Morris. You know him. Well, Andy Sims told me there was a hideout here, so I headed for it. Hope you don't mind.
i wouldn't do that. you're going to need every gun when that posse gets here.	Posse? What the hell you talking about?
well, kate, it was self-defense sure enough, but i think you'd have to say i killed old murdo. i think that's definitely the word.	It was my fault.
forget the money. you've got to get these people out of here. this is no place to be sitting with women and kids.	Your next water ain't for three days.
i think we lost 'em.	There's nobody coming?
jake, i'm going to ask you once -- was it self-defense?	Honest to God, Emmett, he would've killed me.
what friend is that?	The one with the shotgun.
well, no, not exactly. see then his friend opened up on me.	What friend is that?
you're in here for winging a guy?	Well, no, not exactly. See then his friend opened up on me.
no, no, no! i winged him, and he dropped his gun.	You're in here for winging a guy?
...and you had to kill him?	No, no, no! I winged him, and he dropped his gun.
so i did, i got out of there, i don't want no trouble. you know me.  so i walked out on the street and the fella tried to shoot me in the back.	...And you had to kill him?
yeah, i kissed a girl and this guy didn't like it and we had some words, so i decided to get out of there.	So I did, I got out of there, I don't want no trouble. You know me.  So I walked out on the street and the fella tried to shoot me in the back.
that's why they got you in jail?	Yeah, I kissed a girl and this guy didn't like it and we had some words, so I decided to get out of there.
all i did was kiss a girl.	That's why they got you in jail?
you got me. this is a crazy town, emmett. i think we ought to get out of here.	All I did was kiss a girl.
howdy, jake. what's going on here?	You got me. This is a crazy town, Emmett. I think we ought to get out of here.
emmett! am i glad to see you!	Howdy, Jake. What's going on here?
forget it.	Wait a minute. Get down off of there, Augie.
sounds good.	All right then.  Let's go.
that's all over as far as i'm concerned, emmett. i'm satisfied.	Sounds good.
did it seem short to you?	That's all over as far as I'm concerned, Emmett. I'm satisfied.
i didn't know you were out.	Did it seem short to you?
mckendrick.	I didn't know you were out.
emmett.	McKendrick.
gotta go.	Right.
kate?	She was hurt... pretty bad.  Emmett, they took the little boy with them.
mckendrick's men got him.	Is he alive?
where's jake?	McKendrick's men got him.
i almost didn't.	Where's Jake?
be careful. you're in it now. and it's gonna get mean.	So far that's all I seen in this life.
i'll go. i'll bring jake out here.	Be careful. You're in it now. And it's gonna get mean.
have to.	I'll go. I'll bring Jake out here.
you'll never make it.	Have to.
i gotta get to my brother. if they came after me, they'll want him too.	You'll never make it.
i'm sorry.	I gotta get to my brother. If they came after me, they'll want him too.
this was my father's. the men who killed him took it.	I'm sorry.
that's it.	This was my father's. The men who killed him took it.
i didn't just come along. i was looking for you.  jake said you were out there. i saw him in town, and he told me about that business the other night. said you boys took a henry off one of mckendrick's men. i wanted to see it.	That's it.
i'd be worse if you hadn't come along.	I didn't just come along. I was looking for you.  Jake said you were out there. I saw him in town, and he told me about that business the other night. Said you boys took a Henry off one of McKendrick's men. I wanted to see it.
someplace safe. how you feeling?	I'd be worse if you hadn't come along.
where are we?	Someplace safe. How you feeling?
sure.	Where are we?
...gotta go...	Sure.
maybe we'll see you sometime.	Yeah... maybe. So long.
where were you?	Chicago. Working in the slaughter- houses.
after the war my family worked a little piece of land near savannah for a while. but the way it was down there then... well, they made it hard every way they could. finally my daddy figured the promised land was out this direction. by that time i was so sick of farming, i didn't want to touch another hoe ever. i wouldn't come with 'em. my daddy took it pretty hard. him, my ma, and my little sister headed out without me. they've got a little place south of silverado. i guess they've done okay. good enough anyway so that when my ma wrote me last time, she said they needed my help to work the place. that was almost nine months ago she wrote. letter took a while to find me, but when it did, it was just the right time.	Where were you?
this time you're really going?  you know where i'll be.	That I do.
i already did that.	This time you're really going?  You know where I'll be.
weren't you going to come out to say good-bye?	I already did that.
how's mr. parker doing?	Just like you'd think. But he's not going to run. We're sticking to our plan. Now we both need help.
we told sheriff cobb about the attack.  he said he'd... look into it.  i can't believe he's the law out here. now i see why you all wear guns.	How's Mr. Parker doing?
it's one thing to know it...	We told Sheriff Cobb about the attack.  He said he'd... look into it.  I can't believe he's the law out here. Now I see why you all wear guns.
you must have known that before you came.	It's one thing to know it...
this is a brutal land.	You must have known that before you came.
are you all right?	This is a brutal land.
maybe you thought you'd be back this way someday.	Yeah... that must have been it.
didn't paden tell you that?	Maybe you thought you'd be back this way someday.
you don't make it easy on a fellow.	Didn't Paden tell you that?
you came all the way out here to tell me you're going to california? all you had to do was go, and we'd never see each other again.	That's why I'm here.
yeah, me and jake will be heading out for california soon.	You came all the way out here to tell me you're going to California? All you had to do was go, and we'd never see each other again.
goodbye?	Yeah, me and Jake will be heading out for California soon.
i just came out to say goodbye.	Goodbye?
i'm surprised to see you out here tonight.	I just came out to say goodbye.
i guess i put a good scare into him.	I'm surprised to see you out here tonight.
paden sends his best.	I guess I put a good scare into him.
they've been kind to me.	Paden sends his best.
the parkers seem like nice folks.	They've been kind to me.
have you thought at all about your plans?	Some. I've been talking to the Parkers. One thing I know I'm not doing -- I'm not going back.
more than enough.	Have you thought at all about your plans?
well, they're wrong. this territory is full of bad characters.	And they were two of them. Look --
this is where baxter and hawley brung us.	Well, they're wrong. This territory is full of bad characters.
hobart, what are you people doing here?	This is where Baxter and Hawley brung us.
my name is emmett.	And you're not Baxter, either?
you're not baxter?	My name is Emmett.
i'm afraid it is a bad start, friend, 'cause my name isn't baxter, and he ain't hawley.	You're not Baxter?
i've got my people sitting down there...  ...swatting flies and raring to go.	I'm afraid it is a bad start, friend, 'cause my name isn't Baxter, and he ain't Hawley.
i want you out of town before the hanging.	I'll be long gone.
i haven't done anything.	I want you out of town before the hanging.
maybe i ought to throw you in jail too. then you could be with all your friends.	I haven't done anything.
ten a.m.	Right... I thought they always did it at dawn.  So long, kid. I'm sorry.
i guess tomorrow at dawn he'll be proved right.	Ten A.M.
in my town, when you're looking for someone, you ask me.	All right. I'm looking for a young fella, full of juice. About my size, wears a fancy two-gun rig.
i'm just meeting a guy here and moving on. so far i haven't been able to find him.	In my town, when you're looking for someone, you ask me.
you might make a farmer yet.	I've got a job.
i'll see you around.	Last one to the Midnight Star buys.
cobb, i want you to meet emmett. he's a friend of mine.  this is sheriff cobb.	Pleased to meet you, Sheriff.
i'm going to california with my brother.	Cobb, I want you to meet Emmett. He's a friend of mine.  This is Sheriff Cobb.
all i'm saying is, you won't trip over me if you look her up.	I'm going to California with my brother.
yeah?	All I'm saying is, you won't trip over me if you look her up.
hannah's a smart, pretty woman, but she's got a hard idea for living.	Yeah?
i think i'll ride along with the lady here. just take a look at this farmland before i come into silverado. see what makes a trip this hard worth taking.  i'll see you around.	I'll be around.
where you been?	Oh, I was just checking the, ah...  ...you know, lookin' in.
you know, hanging around with you is no picnic.	Anybody got any ideas?
you haven't got any money.	All right, you buy me a drink.
c'mon, i'll buy you a drink.	You haven't got any money.
no hard feelings.	C'mon, I'll buy you a drink.
then i guess this is where we part ways. sorry.	No hard feelings.
it never is. but he's my brother.  we're going to california together. but first we're going to stop in silverado and see our sister. and i can't show up there with a story like this.	Then I guess this is where we part ways. Sorry.
it's not going to be easy.	It never is. But he's my brother.  We're going to California together. But first we're going to stop in Silverado and see our sister. And I can't show up there with a story like this.
i understand.	It's not going to be easy.
you'll have to deal me out on that. i've had some experience with that sort of thing, and i don't want any more.	I understand.
bad luck for me. now i gotta bust him out of there.	You'll have to deal me out on that. I've had some experience with that sort of thing, and I don't want any more.
i hate to see any man swing. bad luck.	Bad luck for me. Now I gotta bust him out of there.
he is that.	I hate to see any man swing. Bad luck.
shame about the kid. seems a lively sort.	He is that.
doesn't look quite fair.	Which way do you mean?
women?	I expect.
i expect.	Women?
they got a saloon there?	I expect.
it's a town...	They got a saloon there?
what's turley like?	It's a town...
gotta meet a guy and head out for silverado.	What's Turley like?
going to turley, was it?	Gotta meet a guy and head out for Silverado.
i gotta be going.	Going to Turley, was it?
and bridle-wise, too. she's the only thing i lost i really cared about.  'cept for maybe my hat. it's a great one. got a pretty silver band on it. my head spent three years training it.  i surely do miss that hat.	I gotta be going.
i see what you like, she's mighty pretty.	And bridle-wise, too. She's the only thing I lost I really cared about.  'Cept for maybe my hat. It's a great one. Got a pretty silver band on it. My head spent three years training it.  I surely do miss that hat.
maybe i'll go along as far as chimayo. get me some clothes. maybe a bath.	Yeah, maybe a bath.
south of here, past chimayo.	Maybe I'll go along as far as Chimayo. Get me some clothes. Maybe a bath.
where's turley?	South of here, past Chimayo.
i gotta stop by turley and meet a guy.	Where's Turley?
where's the pinto going?	I gotta stop by Turley and meet a guy.
looks like those boys are headed south, so they weren't the same ones that jumped me. which way you going?	Where's the pinto going?
yup. the whole rig. i don't care much about the rest, but i surely will miss that bay. least they didn't kill me. that was right considerate, i thought. they were laughing when they left me. thought it was real funny. i walked for a little while but there was no use, so i gave it up. figured it was just bad luck.	Looks like those boys are headed south, so they weren't the same ones that jumped me. Which way you going?
looks like that's not all they admired.	Yup. The whole rig. I don't care much about the rest, but I surely will miss that bay. Least they didn't kill me. That was right considerate, I thought. They were laughing when they left me. Thought it was real funny. I walked for a little while but there was no use, so I gave it up. Figured it was just bad luck.
me, i'm riding along, minding my own business. four cowboys come by and we decide to ride together for a while, friendly as can be. i always figure you might as well approach life like everybody's your friend or nobody is... don't make much difference. we get out in the middle of that frying pan and suddenly everybody's pointing their gun but me. i guess they admired my horse. she's a great one, a sweet little bay.	Looks like that's not all they admired.
i had to get up anyway.	Me, I'm riding along, minding my own business. Four cowboys come by and we decide to ride together for a while, friendly as can be. I always figure you might as well approach life like everybody's your friend or nobody is... don't make much difference. We get out in the middle of that frying pan and suddenly everybody's pointing their gun but me. I guess they admired my horse. She's a great one, a sweet little bay.
i've never been in there. they just jumped you out of the blue?	I had to get up anyway.
no, leavenworth.	I've never been in there. They just jumped you out of the blue?
jefferson city?	No, Leavenworth.
not for five years.	Jefferson City?
offend anybody lately?	Not for five years.
you got no idea what they were after?	Offend anybody lately?
two of the horses ran off, but that pinto you're riding hung around.	You got no idea what they were after?
that's a lie.	Tomorrow we're going to town to straighten that out once and for all. The next day we'll be back here... farming. And these cattle better be gone.
what about the law?	Whose law? The law here runs a man down -- just like these cattle.
i paid the government for it, all right. that don't mean much out here.  malachi, i'm living like a wildcat in a cave in those hills. hiding out, afraid to walk my own land.	What about the law?
you own this land.	I paid the government for it, all right. That don't mean much out here.  Malachi, I'm living like a wildcat in a cave in those hills. Hiding out, afraid to walk my own land.
the cattle! this valley runs down to a clear creek. that's why we picked this spot, and that's why they don't want us here.	You own this land.
who?	The cattle! This valley runs down to a clear creek. That's why we picked this spot, and that's why they don't want us here.
they run me off. they burned me out. they made it so i couldn't do. just like georgia. if you won't sell, they take it anyway.	Who?
what happened?	They run me off. They burned me out. They made it so I couldn't do. Just like Georgia. If you won't sell, they take it anyway.
she's gone, gone to town. she hated working on the farm...  ...just like you.	What happened?
where is rae?	She's gone, gone to town. She hated working on the farm...  ...just like you.
daddy?	I saw the light. I thought maybe Rae had come back to see me. But I never thought it'd be my boy. I never thought that.
what's that?	I want to build something, make things grow. That takes hard work -- a lifetime of it. That's not why men come to a pretty woman.
because they don't like what i want.	What's that?
why?	Because they don't like what I want.
they're drawn to me by that. but it never lasts.	Why?
believe it.	They're drawn to me by that. But it never lasts.
a lot of men have told me that. maybe it's true. i guess some women are slow to believe it.	Believe it.
and a pretty lady.	A lot of men have told me that. Maybe it's true. I guess some women are slow to believe it.
mr. and mrs. parker have agreed to join their parcel to mine. we'll work them together.  mine starts right over there. it's all i've ever wanted. pretty land, isn't it?	And a pretty lady.
never will again.	We got married just before this trip, so we could come out here and try the land. It's hard to find a man willing to take on a life like that.
i don't believe in luck. i know what conrad was like. don't tell me what you think i want to hear.	Never will again.
he acted bravely out there, hannah. just bad luck his getting hit. could have been any one of us.	I don't believe in luck. I know what Conrad was like. Don't tell me what you think I want to hear.
his son is worse than he was. he's smoother, so you don't always hear him coming, but he'll do anything to keep his range free.	I'm worried what he's going to do when he finds out you boys are back.
it was not -- it was murdo's. those mckendricks don't know how to act like human beings.	His son is worse than he was. He's smoother, so you don't always hear him coming, but he'll do anything to keep his range free.
the problem is, emmett, you killed the wrong mckendrick.	Why, J.T., watch what you're saying around Augie. Emmett didn't kill anybody.
augie's going to grow up here. there's nothing wrong with the land, it's just some of the people.	The problem is, Emmett, you killed the wrong McKendrick.
j.t.'s done everything he can. i married a brave man. augie, take that delightful gift your uncle gave you out of here while we're talking.  mckendrick picked the new sheriff himself, so j.t. can't even get the law enforced.	Half the gunslingers that drift into town turn up on our police force.
new record.	Let's get out of here.
what's the matter, paden? you afraid i couldn't get those two behind me?	I don't want you getting anyone in my place.
that's what you said in turley. you remember how that ended.	What's the matter, Paden? You afraid I couldn't get those two behind me?
all i did was kiss the girl.	That's what you said in Turley. You remember how that ended.
get out of here, jake.	All I did was kiss the girl.
who is he?	Oh, a guy who got run out of town...
he is now.	Who is he?
this a friend of yours?	He is now.
where's your brother?	He'll be here.
we wait.	Where's your brother?
what now?	We wait.
that's the longest i ever did it. 'bout bust a gut.	What now?
we didn't get that far.	Blind Pete taught me a great trick.
didn't he tell you about blind pete?	We didn't get that far.
the other guy drew first.	Right!
yeah, that's what happened with me too.	The other guy drew first.
i've got no reason to run. it was a fair fight and there were plenty of witnesses.	Yeah, that's what happened with me too.
sure we are. we're leaving at dawn.	I've got no reason to run. It was a fair fight and there were plenty of witnesses.
i can't say i'm convinced you're going anywhere.	Sure we are. We're leaving at dawn.
you mean you ain't coming with emmett and me?	I can't say I'm convinced you're going anywhere.
you can't do this.	Really?
i'm done talking. get out.	You can't do this.
what are you talking about?	I'm done talking. Get out.
we're going to make some adjustments. i wanted you to be here when i offered paden your job. i think he could do it without getting greedy. stella and i are tired of you skimming our profits.	What are you talking about?
you wanted to see me?	We're going to make some adjustments. I wanted you to be here when I offered Paden your job. I think he could do it without getting greedy. Stella and I are tired of you skimming our profits.
howdy.	Give the man a line of credit. He already owes the house thirteen bucks.
kelly, get over here.  you didn't come all this way just to pay me back that money, did you?  kelly, meet my friend paden.	Howdy.
that ain't right.	I decide what's right in this jurisdiction. Now move.
you misunderstand. i want you out of town. in fact, i want you all the way out of my jurisdiction.	That ain't right.
is there a place in town that takes... my kind?	You misunderstand. I want you out of town. In fact, I want you all the way out of my jurisdiction.
came to the wrong town. i don't tolerate this kind of thing. it's hard on the peace, and it's hard on the furniture. now, knowing a bit about carter here, i'm going to let you go without paying for the damages. but go you will, and i mean now.	Is there a place in town that takes... my kind?
i wanted a drink and a bed. i guess i came to the wrong place.	Came to the wrong town. I don't tolerate this kind of thing. It's hard on the peace, and it's hard on the furniture. Now, knowing a bit about Carter here, I'm going to let you go without paying for the damages. But go you will, and I mean now.
there are three strangers in this room, traveller, and these gents you are accusing aren't them.  are these your friends?	I wanted a drink and a bed. I guess I came to the wrong place.
who's going to pay for all this, sheriff?	Don't press your luck, Carter.
we don't serve them here and you know it. i asked him to leave and he went crazy on us. he owes me money for this damage.	Is that a fact?
i don't like that word much, carter.	We don't serve them here and you know it. I asked him to leave and he went crazy on us. He owes me money for this damage.
this nigger's breaking up my place, sheriff langston.	I don't like that word much, Carter.
what's all this then?	This nigger's breaking up my place, Sheriff Langston.
tomorrow morning. ten o'clock.	I was afraid of that.
so this is the guy you're going to hang?	Tomorrow morning. Ten o'clock.
the jury saw it differently.	So this is the guy you're going to hang?
you're kidding.	But the good citizens of Turley have taken me in their embrace, and for one simple reason. I maintain the peace. So when strangers come to town, I always ask them their business. Have you come for the hanging?
we'll see about that. i'm sheriff john langston. as you may have guessed, i am not from these parts.	You're kidding.
we'd rather stay.	We'll see about that. I'm Sheriff John Langston. As you may have guessed, I am not from these parts.
now let's talk about you chaps.	We'd rather stay.
why him?	Shut up. You need help, don't you?
why would they stop you?	Because I'm your sister.
what makes you think i could?	Why would they stop you?
they're watching the hollis place. i can't get through.	What makes you think I could?
what's stopping you?	They're watching the Hollis place. I can't get through.
because you're my sister. there's nobody else.  the men who killed daddy are after jake. i gotta talk to him.	What's stopping you?
why come to me?	Because you're my sister. There's nobody else.  The men who killed Daddy are after Jake. I gotta talk to him.
rae, i need help.	Why come to me?
get out. we have nothing to talk about.	Rae, I need help.
rae, all we got is each other.	I don't have any family any more.
it's none of your business.	Rae, all we got is each other.
what are you doing here, rae? this ain't for you.	It's none of your business.
i'm not sure, but i got an idea. and when i am sure, they're going to pay.	Oh that's just fine. Where were you when Ma and Daddy needed you? It's too late, Mal. Now you finally show up and all you can think of is to get yourself killed.
who did it?	I'm not sure, but I got an idea. And when I am sure, they're going to pay.
he was murdered.	Who did it?
daddy's dead.	He was murdered.
what are you doing here? i thought you were done with our family.	Daddy's dead.
hello, rae.	What are you doing here? I thought you were done with our family.
yeah, it's working out real good.	Where's Emmett now?
lucky.	Yeah, it's working out real good.
i got there just short of too late.	Lucky.
i heard from stella you were trying to find jake. what happened to emmett?	You don't know?
because they enjoy it.	I heard from Stella you were trying to find Jake. What happened to Emmett?
why are they doing this, mal?	Because they enjoy it.
this is it, gents. my ma told me to head south past that rock.	Good luck, Mal.
i heard that too.	Did you hear his son is still around?
things are getting messy around here.  i hear ezra johnson got himself killed.	I heard that too.
we'll handle that. he's careless.	Things are getting messy around here.  I hear Ezra Johnson got himself killed.
what about his brother?	We'll handle that. He's careless.
he's good, all right. too good for my men. that's why you've got to take care of it.	What about his brother?
he must be pretty good.	He's good, all right. Too good for my men. That's why you've got to take care of it.
yeah. bad luck.  good-bye, cobb.	Good-bye, Paden.
what a waste. this could have been such a sweet deal for us.	Yeah. Bad luck.  Good-bye, Cobb.
what's she got to do with it?	Not a thing. She's just a mutual friend.  But if you wind up on the wrong side of this, she's going to get hurt.
i'm not thinking about your future, paden. i'm worried about stella.	What's she got to do with it?
cobb, you've got nothing i need.	I'm not thinking about your future, Paden. I'm worried about Stella.
i never could count on you to be reasonable.  don't force me to make an adjustment around here.	Cobb, you've got nothing I need.
i saw how you're putting mal johnson straight.	I never could count on you to be reasonable.  Don't force me to make an adjustment around here.
you gotta calm down, paden. everything will be put straight in a few days.	I saw how you're putting Mal Johnson straight.
i thought we talked about that.	We didn't talk about this.  They took the little boy, Cobb.
yeah, maybe i will too.	I thought we talked about that.
i'm going to have to look into this.	Yeah, maybe I will too.
so we understand each other?	Don't worry about me. If you're taking on Emmett, the last place I want to be is between you.
i'm a great believer in doing nothing.	So we understand each other?
nothing. do nothing. don't get between us.	I'm a great believer in doing nothing.
what is it you want from me?	Nothing. Do nothing. Don't get between us.
you know, paden, what makes all this work is me doing my job. the fellows you came to town with are causing some trouble. it's going to take a little straightening out. i have my responsibilities. i want you to understand. it has nothing to do with us.	What is it you want from me?
well, thanks, but forget it.	You know, Paden, what makes all this work is me doing my job. The fellows you came to town with are causing some trouble. It's going to take a little straightening out. I have my responsibilities. I want you to understand. It has nothing to do with us.
easy, boy. just an idea.	Well, thanks, but forget it.
it is that.	Maybe you could run it without Stella.
i told you this was a sweet set-up.	It is that.
this is a lot of money.	I told you this was a sweet set-up.
i took out thirteen dollars.	This is a lot of money.
nothing like that will happen between us.	Maybe we ought to ask Stella.
good old paden. i was hoping you'd changed your mind about the job.	You didn't tell me you owned a saloon.
luck, i guess.	Good old Paden. I was hoping you'd changed your mind about the job.
what brings you into my saloon?	Luck, I guess.
i just got to town.	Stella, we still got an extra room out back, don't we?
you got a place to stay?	I just got to town.
this is mighty sweet, paden. i think i finally found my place in the world.	Well I'm real happy for you, Cobb. But I think I'll keep looking for mine.
you're right.	This is mighty sweet, Paden. I think I finally found my place in the world.
yes, sir. you wouldn't believe it.	You're right.
you've got a legitimate job.	Yes, sir. You wouldn't believe it.
so have i. i've got a legitimate job now. i can use a guy like you.	You've got a legitimate job.
i've given that up.	So have I. I've got a legitimate job now. I can use a guy like you.
let's talk about that.  i'm looking for some men.	I've given that up.
appreciate the loan. i'm good for it.	Let's talk about that.  I'm looking for some men.
where's the dog?	Appreciate the loan. I'm good for it.
it's been a while.	Where's the dog?
i see you're prospering without me.	It's been a while.
hello, cobb.	Hello, Paden. How ya doing?
i've got a place i can hide her.	You better get in there with her until this thing is over.
i don't want you to get hurt.	He can't hurt me if he's dead.
how about you?	I don't want you to get hurt.
i'm ready for that.	How about you?
i like your attitude. but it can be risky.	I'm ready for that.
some people think because they're stronger -- or meaner -- they can push you around. i've seen a lot of that. but it's only true if you let it be. the world is what you make of it.	I like your attitude. But it can be risky.
nah!  what's he got? this is a nice saloon, but there are other nice saloons. it's not the money. not for you. why can't i get ahold of it?  cobb says there's no telling what you're going to care about.	Is that what he said? Well, he figured it okay this time.
you sure? maybe that's the kind of friend i am.	Nah!  What's he got? This is a nice saloon, but there are other nice saloons. It's not the money. Not for you. Why can't I get ahold of it?  Cobb says there's no telling what you're going to care about.
if he didn't you'd never sit still while this was happening.	You sure? Maybe that's the kind of friend I am.
what makes you say that?	If he didn't you'd never sit still while this was happening.
cobb's got something on you, and it must be pretty good.	What makes you say that?
what do you mean?	Cobb's got something on you, and it must be pretty good.
what is it that i can't figure?	What do you mean?
where's the dog now?	He left me.
you really are a gambler.	Give me some of the good stuff.
that's the good stuff.	Oh, yeah? How good?
what's this?	That's the good stuff.
i meant, seemed like a lot of whiskey.	What's this?
i'm saving lives here. the straight stuff would raise a blood blister on boot leather.	I meant, seemed like a lot of whiskey.
is this a fair mix?	I'm saving lives here. The straight stuff would raise a blood blister on boot leather.
who's the owner?	Here he comes right now.
i don't own this place. the man who does stuck me with kelly.	Who's the owner?
why'd you go into business with him?	I don't own this place. The man who does stuck me with Kelly.
yeah, aside from being a loud-mouthed, lying cheat, he's just the man i would have picked.	Why'd you go into business with him?
so-called?	Yeah, aside from being a loud-mouthed, lying cheat, he's just the man I would have picked.
that's kelly, my so-called partner. he runs that side.	So-called?
you see that fellow over there in the gray coat?	That's Kelly, my so-called partner. He runs that side.
you wouldn't be needing any help around here, would you? maybe with the gambling?	You see that fellow over there in the gray coat?
me too. what's wrong with us?	You wouldn't be needing any help around here, would you? Maybe with the gambling?
it's the only place i'm happy.	Me too. What's wrong with us?
you like a good saloon?	It's the only place I'm happy.
and i know what i'm talking about.	You like a good saloon?
thanks. that's what i call it too.	And I know what I'm talking about.
my compliments to you, miss stella. this is what i call a saloon.	Thanks. That's what I call it too.
i am. i'm always there, but i only shine at night.	My compliments to you, Miss Stella. This is what I call a saloon.
stella... are you the midnight star herself?	I am. I'm always there, but I only shine at night.
paden.	Stella... Are you the midnight star herself?
stella.	Paden.
i'll drink to that. will you join me, miss --	Stella.
the world is what you make of it, friend. if it doesn't fit, you make alterations.	I'll drink to that. Will you join me, Miss --
nifty.	The world is what you make of it, friend. If it doesn't fit, you make alterations.
you work here?	I run the place. What can I get you?
from what i've seen, paden doesn't care much about money.	He says he doesn't care about anything, but he does. There's just no telling what it's going to be.
i thought you two would get along.	From what I've seen, Paden doesn't care much about money.
i wouldn't worry about that.	I thought you two would get along.
it's an advance. we want him to know he's going to be happy here.	I wouldn't worry about that.
that was my plan.	Oh, yeah, you two are going to get along fine. You got a lot in common.
stella, this is one of my oldest surviving friends. treat him right.	That was my plan.
we all know what happened.  in a fit of jealous rage you killed simone and dumped her body off a boat she bought for you.	No!!  I can prove it to you.  I'll take you to her.
i am telling the truth.	We all know what happened.  In a fit of jealous rage you killed Simone and dumped her body off a boat she bought for you.
why don't you just come clean, viktor?  tell the truth.  you'll feel better afterwards.	I am telling the truth.
it wasn't her body.  it was her body of work.	Why don't you just come clean, Viktor?  Tell the truth.  You'll feel better afterwards.
can you tell us why you were disposing of the body of a woman who didn't exist?	It wasn't her body.  It was her body of work.
but not everyone's imaginary, are they, mr. taransky?  i refer, of course, to edith.	Who?
and this mr. hank aleno who you talk so much about, a renowned failure, who also happens to be so conveniently dead -- perhaps the "man" you claim helped invent simone is an invention himself?	But not everyone's imaginary, are they, Mr. Taransky?  I refer, of course, to Edith.
of course.	And this Mr. Hank Aleno who you talk so much about, a renowned failure, who also happens to be so conveniently dead -- perhaps the "man" you claim helped invent Simone is an invention himself?
so, of course, you couldn't kill simone because there never was a simone.	Of course.
oh, no.  the fan club is real.  but they were worshipping computer code -- ones and zeros.	So, of course, you couldn't kill Simone because there never was a Simone.
a fan club with a worldwide membership in the millions -- also bogus?	Oh, no.  The fan club is real.  But they were worshipping computer code -- ones and zeros.
that's right.  you understand perfectly.  i will confess to fraud, not murder.	A fan club with a worldwide membership in the millions -- also bogus?
-- forgive me, mr. taransky.  i'm just trying to understand.  all these films, tv appearances, magazine covers, internet interviews, publicity photos, snapshots from her childhood -- all fake.  this is fake, this is fake -- fake, fake, fake, all fake.	That's right.  You understand perfectly.  I will confess to fraud, not murder.
i'm glad we talked.	Good-bye.
thanks.  this is my exit so, i --	I'm glad we talked.
okay -- for you.	Thanks.  This is my exit so, I --
christ --  elaine, i know how it looks but...  ... it would mean a lot to viktor if you'd go with him to the oscars. if you won't do it for him, please do it for me.	Okay -- for you.
simone, i recognize the shirt you're wearing.  i gave it to viktor on his birthday.	Christ --  Elaine, I know how it looks but...  ... it would mean a lot to Viktor if you'd go with him to the Oscars. If you won't do it for him, please do it for me.
i don't know how many times i have to say this, elaine, but viktor and i are not in love.  i only make love to the camera.	Simone, I recognize the shirt you're wearing.  I gave it to Viktor on his birthday.
we have a daughter together.  i just don't want to see viktor get hurt.	I don't know how many times I have to say this, Elaine, but Viktor and I are not in love.  I only make love to the camera.
it sounds like you still have feelings for him.	We have a daughter together.  I just don't want to see Viktor get hurt.
exactly.  you're a household name now.  you're moving in entirely different worlds.  that's why i hope you're not toying with viktor.	It sounds like you still have feelings for him.
damn --  yes -- i --  -- i'm just a little tired. listen, elaine, viktor and i -- it's strictly a working relationship.  we could never be anything else.  we're just so... different.	Exactly.  You're a household name now.  You're moving in entirely different worlds.  That's why I hope you're not toying with Viktor.
my god, are you alright, simone?	Damn --  Yes -- I --  -- I'm just a little tired. Listen, Elaine, Viktor and I -- it's strictly a working relationship.  We could never be anything else.  We're just so... different.
i'm not --  he's not.	My God, are you alright, Simone?
you don't have to protect my feelings, simone.  i don't blame viktor for falling in love with the most desirable woman in the world.	I'm not --  He's not.
i want to reassure you, elaine, there's absolutely nothing going on between viktor and i.	You don't have to protect my feelings, Simone.  I don't blame Viktor for falling in love with the most desirable woman in the world.
i think he owes more to you.  but that's not important now.  i know what's going on between you two.	I want to reassure you, Elaine, there's absolutely nothing going on between Viktor and I.
i can't imagine how you ever let a man like that go.  i owe viktor everything.	I think he owes more to you.  But that's not important now.  I know what's going on between you two.
no, i understand.  that's what i want to talk about.  i don't know if you know this, simone, but viktor and i were married once.	I can't imagine how you ever let a man like that go.  I owe Viktor everything.
i'd love to stop somewhere but i'm late.  i'm on my way to see viktor now.	No, I understand.  That's what I want to talk about.  I don't know if you know this, Simone, but Viktor and I were married once.
don't look so glum, viktor.  it's not a death sentence.	No... it's life.
i was thinking -- what about you and... "simone" moving back in with me and lainey?	That sounds wonderful.  How do you feel about all this, Lainey?
exactly.  now that you have the studio behind you, we can really do things.	I was thinking -- what about you and... "Simone" moving back in with me and Lainey?
why stop at one character when you can have a whole cast?	Exactly.  Now that you have the studio behind you, we can really do things.
don't thank us too fast, viktor. you know what we have to do?	Why stop at one character when you can have a whole cast?
thank you!  i don't know how you did it but thank you.	Don't thank us too fast, Viktor. You know what we have to do?
can i see you later -- go away for the weekend?	How can you bring that up at a time like this?
you're drunker than i thought.  are you doing that again?	No!  Whatever talent Simone has comes from me -- me!  Me!  I swear, as God is my judge.  You don't know what I've been through.  Tens of thousands of mind-numbing hours in front of that screen, nights without end, and look what it's cost me.  Why do you think I've been wearing these?  I may have done irreparable harm to my eyesight, and why?  To extract and refine the infinite nuances of a human being -- a human soul.  Don't you see?  I made Simone!
-- she's a figment of my own imagination.  i, viktor taransky, have perpetrated the greatest hoax, the greatest sleight-of-hand, sleight-of-mouth, sleight-of- sleight in entertainment history! and still no one appreciates me, recognizes what i've done -- even you.	You're drunker than I thought.  Are you doing that again?
how much wine have you had?	-- She's a figment of my own imagination.  I, Viktor Taransky, have perpetrated the greatest hoax, the greatest sleight-of-hand, sleight-of-mouth, sleight-of- sleight in entertainment history! And still no one appreciates me, recognizes what I've done -- even you.
who says that -- ?  -- never mind.  you have to listen to me, elaine.  simone is thin air, pixels, molded by me from a mathematical equation.  i inherited it from a madman -- i can show you --	How much wine have you had?
-- you just got lucky that she's loyal enough to stay with you. maybe she's staying out of pity, who knows?  she certainly doesn't need you.  some people even say you're holding her back.	Who says that -- ?  -- Never mind.  You have to listen to me, Elaine.  Simone is thin air, pixels, molded by me from a mathematical equation.  I inherited it from a madman -- I can show you --
-- no, no, i didn't trip over her. you don't understand --	-- You just got lucky that she's loyal enough to stay with you. Maybe she's staying out of pity, who knows?  She certainly doesn't need you.  Some people even say you're holding her back.
every actor is an invention, viktor.  don't embarrass yourself. no one's denying that you discovered simone.  but it's like finding a diamond in the desert. anyone can trip over it, but it's not the finder who sparkles.	-- No, no, I didn't trip over her. You don't understand --
i'm going to tell you a secret now, elaine.  simone is not a real person.  i invented her.	Every actor is an invention, Viktor.  Don't embarrass yourself. No one's denying that you discovered Simone.  But it's like finding a diamond in the desert. Anyone can trip over it, but it's not the finder who sparkles.
you?	I'm going to tell you a secret now, Elaine.  Simone is not a real person.  I invented her.
not if i don't let her.	You?
of course she will.  her public will demand it.	Not if I don't let her.
no.  she'll never work again -- retire, never make a movie or a record, or appear ever again.	Of course she will.  Her public will demand it.
but you don't understand.  she'll always be there -- at some party, on some magazine cover, some song on the radio, up on some screen.	No.  She'll never work again -- retire, never make a movie or a record, or appear ever again.
no, i will end my relationship with her -- totally.	But you don't understand.  She'll always be there -- at some party, on some magazine cover, some song on the radio, up on some screen.
oh, viktor.  you say that now -- because we're here, alone, like this.  but in the morning, you'd go back to her.  what man wouldn't?	No, I will end my relationship with her -- totally.
no, there isn't.  there's nothing to her.	Oh, Viktor.  You say that now -- because we're here, alone, like this.  But in the morning, you'd go back to her.  What man wouldn't?
that's sweet, viktor, but i couldn't let you do that -- make that kind of sacrifice.  it's strange.  i've stabbed people in the back, clawed and slept my way to where i am -- it goes with the territory -- but, for some reason, i can't betray simone. there's... i don't know any other way to say it -- there's a goodness to her.	No, there isn't.  There's nothing to her.
i would rather have you than simone.  believe me.	That's sweet, Viktor, but I couldn't let you do that -- make that kind of sacrifice.  It's strange.  I've stabbed people in the back, clawed and slept my way to where I am -- it goes with the territory -- but, for some reason, I can't betray Simone. There's... I don't know any other way to say it -- there's a goodness to her.
this is crazy.  who am i fooling? i can't compete with simone.  what woman can?	I would rather have you than Simone.  Believe me.
i want you back too, viktor.	This is crazy.  Who am I fooling? I can't compete with Simone.  What woman can?
-- she already is.  simone's not coming over, elaine.  not tonight, not ever.  i want you back, elaine.	I want you back too, Viktor.
-- and she was positively glowing at the awards.  i should be going, she'll be here soon --	-- She already is.  Simone's not coming over, Elaine.  Not tonight, not ever.  I want you back, Elaine.
i know.  i know.  they'll say anything.	-- And she was positively glowing at the awards.  I should be going, she'll be here soon --
i just read somewhere --	I know.  I know.  They'll say anything.
impossible.	I just read somewhere --
i'm sure you'll keep her focussed. she's lucky to have you, viktor.  is she really having your baby?	Impossible.
not quite.	I'm sure you'll keep her focussed. She's lucky to have you, Viktor.  Is she really having your baby?
is simone back to earth yet?	Not quite.
i suppose i could stay, just until she arrives.	Is Simone back to earth yet?
about now.  would you like a drink?	I suppose I could stay, just until she arrives.
when is she coming over?	About now.  Would you like a drink?
as a matter-of-fact i am.	When is she coming over?
is it wednesday?  it's wednesday. how embarrassing.  i don't know what i was thinking.  with all the excitement lately...  am i interrupting something?  are you expecting company?	As a matter-of-fact I am.
elaine, it's wednesday.	Is it Wednesday?  It's Wednesday. How embarrassing.  I don't know what I was thinking.  With all the excitement lately...  Am I interrupting something?  Are you expecting company?
she's lying down.  she's exhausted.	I can imagine.
... simone.	She's lying down.  She's exhausted.
lainey and i just wanted to congratulate...	... Simone.
my two favorite girls.	Lainey and I just wanted to congratulate...
excuse me?  start?	It's a crowded summer.  We need every photo-opp, sound-byte and column inch we can get.  Good night, Viktor.
yes, you do...  anyway, tonight was a good start.	Excuse me?  Start?
i do?	Yes, you do...  Anyway, tonight was a good start.
whenever i compliment simone, you take the credit.	I do?
do what?	Whenever I compliment Simone, you take the credit.
viktor, do you realize you always do that?	Do what?
thank you.	Viktor, do you realize you always do that?
well, yes.  from a studio point of view, it would be better if simone stayed single.  anyhow, i thought she came across great tonight.  intelligent, well informed, a natural.  and touching. she was spectacular.	Thank you.
no, of course not!  why?  would you care if we were?	Well, yes.  From a studio point of view, it would be better if Simone stayed single.  Anyhow, I thought she came across great tonight.  Intelligent, well informed, a natural.  And touching. She was spectacular.
are you and simone...  ... getting married?	No, of course not!  Why?  Would you care if we were?
no.	Are you and Simone...  ... getting married?
-- viktor, are you with her?  is she there?	No.
i'd love to.  but aren't you supposed to meet up with simone?	Oh, yes.  Of course.  Don't I always?
elaine, what are you doing tonight? would you like to go somewhere -- dinner?	I'd love to.  But aren't you supposed to meet up with Simone?
really?	Elaine, what are you doing tonight? Would you like to go somewhere -- dinner?
she said you were very beautiful.	Really?
she was there.  she didn't by any chance happen to mention me?	She said you were very beautiful.
oh, make it live -- please, viktor.	I'll try.  Maybe live but remote. She'll never go to them.
i'll tell you what.  i know how much this means to you.  i'll try to get her to plug the film.  i'm not promising anything but maybe she'll do a talk show -- taped.	Oh, make it live -- please, Viktor.
you're so good to protect her like this.	I'll tell you what.  I know how much this means to you.  I'll try to get her to plug the film.  I'm not promising anything but maybe she'll do a talk show -- taped.
she doesn't want pity.	You're so good to protect her like this.
viktor, you should have said something.	She doesn't want pity.
the premiere was the first time i've convinced her to venture out and it just confirmed her worst nightmares.	Viktor, you should have said something.
-- i can explain.	-- I don't think that's necessary. I think it's perfectly clear.  I should have guessed -- it all makes sense now... it's why she never goes anywhere, never seen in public...
so, the secret's finally out, viktor.	-- I can explain.
-- it's starting to look like she doesn't support the film or you, viktor.  if you can't handle her, i will.	Not now.  She's emotional.  Her mother dies today.  Scene forty-two of "Good For Nothing".  It's not a good time.
-- you can't go in there!	-- We have to talk to her, Viktor!
everyone you know is lying.	That's true.
everyone i know has met her, viktor.	Everyone you know is lying.
soon.  soon.	Everyone I know has met her, Viktor.
i'd love to tell her myself.  when are you going to let me meet her?	Soon.  Soon.
thank you.  i'll tell simone you liked it.	I'd love to tell her myself.  When are you going to let me meet her?
yes.  to be honest i never quite saw this film before -- maybe it's the way simone is playing it -- but what it's saying about the illusion of permanence in everyday life, how that's the only way we can love -- i think it's really going to mean something.	Thank you.  I'll tell Simone you liked it.
you really think so?	Yes.  To be honest I never quite saw this film before -- maybe it's the way Simone is playing it -- but what it's saying about the illusion of permanence in everyday life, how that's the only way we can love -- I think it's really going to mean something.
i should fire you more often.  the film's looking wonderful.	You really think so?
better late than never.	I should fire you more often.  The film's looking wonderful.
maybe you're right.  twelve years after your daughter's born you decide to become a father.	Better late than never.
that's genius, viktor.  was that simone's idea?	Who else?  It's always Simone's idea.
i got them to remove the reflection.  the mirror's metaphor -- to show how her character's inwardly dead.	That's genius, Viktor.  Was that Simone's idea?
stunning, viktor.  the hollywood foreign press is going to eat this up.	Thank you.  What did you think, Lainey?
simone does not control my destiny.	Viktor, I have a feeling.  One of my feelings.  There's something about her I don't trust.
experience, viktor.  i've seen this a hundred times -- young stars destroying the very people who discovered them.  i'm worried about you, that's all.  this woman -- she controls your destiny.	Simone does not control my destiny.
elaine, talking to you now, not as viktor, director, but viktor, ex husband... what the hell happened to you?	Experience, Viktor.  I've seen this a hundred times -- young stars destroying the very people who discovered them.  I'm worried about you, that's all.  This woman -- she controls your destiny.
listen, viktor... i want to talk to you now, not as elaine, studio head, but elaine, ex-wife.  second ex-wife.  you got lucky this last time but you need to be careful.  we both know you wouldn't be making this overblown art film of you hadn't convinced simone to be in it.	Elaine, talking to you now, not as Viktor, director, but Viktor, ex husband... what the hell happened to you?
i'll walk you out.	Listen, Viktor... I want to talk to you now, not as Elaine, studio head, but Elaine, ex-wife.  Second ex-wife.  You got lucky this last time but you need to be careful.  We both know you wouldn't be making this overblown art film of you hadn't convinced Simone to be in it.
not today.  she's learning her lines.  you can also take cue cards and teleprompter out of the budget.	I'll walk you out.
which accounts for your percentage.  when do i get to meet this dream?	Not today.  She's learning her lines.  You can also take cue cards and teleprompter out of the budget.
as i've tried to explain to you, elaine.  simone isn't like any other actress you've ever known. she's about the work and only the work -- lives for the work.  she wants all the money up there...  ... on the screen where it belongs. she'd work for scale except i know you only respect people you pay a fortune.	Which accounts for your percentage.  When do I get to meet this dream?
well, shoot it on the last day.	As I've tried to explain to you, Elaine.  Simone isn't like any other actress you've ever known. She's about the work and only the work -- lives for the work.  She wants all the money up there...  ... on the screen where it belongs. She'd work for scale except I know you only respect people you pay a fortune.
even the fall from the plane.	Well, shoot it on the last day.
even the fall from the plane?	Even the fall from the plane.
no need.  she does all her own stunts.	Even the fall from the plane?
there isn't one.	No need.  She does all her own stunts.
what about it?	There isn't one.
well, we have to do something about this -- "stuntwoman".	What about it?
-- i guarantee she won't gain an once.  she's very disciplined.	Well, we have to do something about this -- "stuntwoman".
al least a contingency for wardrobe.  any woman can go up a dress size.	-- I guarantee she won't gain an once.  She's very disciplined.
i'll send you her resume.	Al least a contingency for wardrobe.  Any woman can go up a dress size.
she was in the theater?  when? where?	I'll send you her resume.
she'll do her own.  theater training.	She was in the theater?  When? Where?
hair and make-up?	She'll do her own.  Theater training.
she'll drive herself.	Hair and make-up?
well, something has to be done about this budget.  it's completely unrealistic.  you allowed nothing for limousine service.	She'll drive herself.
if it's on the page...	Well, something has to be done about this budget.  It's completely unrealistic.  You allowed nothing for limousine service.
really?  oh, so she's really going to do all this nudity?	If it's on the page...
there aren't any.  if the filmmakers are happy, simone's happy.  she considers herself an... "instrument".	Really?  Oh, so she's really going to do all this nudity?
whatever.  i still haven't received simone's script notes.	There aren't any.  If the filmmakers are happy, Simone's happy.  She considers herself an... "instrument".
"forever".	Whatever.  I still haven't received Simone's script notes.
viktor, we simply have to talk about "eternity..."	"Forever".
no problem.  do you want to come in?	Why not?
sorry i didn't get her back in time.	No problem.  Do you want to come in?
viktor, it's my studio.	She's my actor.  There are other studios, Elaine.  There's only one Simone.  Leave the press conference to me.
out of the question.  a circus like that?	Viktor, it's my studio.
don't be ridiculous.  i arranged a press conference.	Out of the question.  A circus like that?
as i say, she's... something of a recluse.  that's how she's able to stay so pure -- by isolating herself in her art.	Don't be ridiculous.  I arranged a press conference.
why not?	As I say, she's... something of a recluse.  That's how she's able to stay so pure -- by isolating herself in her art.
i don't know if that's going to happen.	Why not?
i can't wait to meet her.	I don't know if that's going to happen.
almost right.	I can't wait to meet her.
i don't have it on me.  anyway, it means a lot.  have you read the reviews?  they're love letters.  listen to this one.  "simone has the voice of a young jane fonda, the body of sophia loren, the grace of, well, grace kelley, and the face of audrey hepburn combined with an angel".	Almost right.
don't thank me.  it was entirely simone's decision.  do you have simone's check?	I don't have it on me.  Anyway, it means a lot.  Have you read the reviews?  They're love letters.  Listen to this one.  "Simone has the voice of a young Jane Fonda, the body of Sophia Loren, the grace of, well, Grace Kelley, and the face of Audrey Hepburn combined with an angel".
viktor... i want to thank you for convincing simone to sign with the studio.	Don't thank me.  It was entirely Simone's decision.  Do you have Simone's check?
why isn't she with you?	Why?  Because she would never show up at something like this.  She's intensely private.
good to see you too, elaine.	Why isn't she with you?
where is she?	Good to see you too, Elaine.
i don't need a star.  all i need is an actor -- i'll reshoot the part, cut out nicola and replace her with a real actor.  a real leading lady.	Even if you find her, you know the problem with unknowns, Viktor.  If they're good, they get known.  And then you're back to sorting their candy... and worse.  I'm sorry, Viktor.
they're yours.  but how are you going to finish it?  without a star there's no movie.	I don't need a star.  All I need is an actor -- I'll reshoot the part, cut out Nicola and replace her with a real actor.  A real leading lady.
so there's no problem -- i can have the rights, the negative too?	They're yours.  But how are you going to finish it?  Without a star there's no movie.
the picture's dead.	So there's no problem -- I can have the rights, the negative too?
you can have everything -- office, car, assistants -- all i want is the picture.	The picture's dead.
i'm not taking away your daughter, just your deal.  you and i both know, after the divorce i kept you on for old time's sake, so you could still hold your head up in front of lainey.  i called what's his name at warner's.  he said he'd take a meeting -- in july.  i've fought for you viktor...  you want to talk severance?	You can have everything -- office, car, assistants -- all I want is the picture.
you're not renewing my contract.	How can I?  Your last three pictures tanked.  The board is giving me hell.  No bankable star will work with you after this.  If you just compromised... a little.
-- christ, viktor, look around. what do you think pays for all this?  this is about investment and return.  those days in new york... that's... it's over.	You're not renewing my contract.
spare me.	-- Christ, Viktor, look around. What do you think pays for all this?  This is about investment and return.  Those days in New York... that's... it's over.
listen, viktor, i have good memories of those days too -- but this isn't about that or you or me or some high-minded ideal.  this is business.	Spare me.
-- illuminate hearts and minds with a ray of truth.	Listen, Viktor, I have good memories of those days too -- but this isn't about that or you or me or some high-minded ideal.  This is business.
-- it's called a projector.	-- Illuminate hearts and minds with a ray of truth.
well, i do remember why i started out in this business -- you seem to have forgotten -- working in new york with cassevetes -- we were trying to do something important, shine a light in that darkened cinema --	-- It's called a projector.
you realize you're nostalgic for an era you weren't even born in?	Well, I do remember why I started out in this business -- you seem to have forgotten -- working in New York with Cassevetes -- we were trying to do something important, shine a light in that darkened cinema --
we can hardly make a profit with them.  up-front salary, back-end deal, perks, per diem, percentages -- they're mocking us, elaine. we're at their mercy.  we always had movie stars but they used to be our stars.  we used to decide who would play what role. we told them what to wear, what to say, who to date.  when they were under contract, we could change their names if we wanted to -- more than once!	You realize you're nostalgic for an era you weren't even born in?
it's the truth.  those 17 superstars are our insurance policy.  we can't open -- can't make a profit without them.	We can hardly make a profit with them.  Up-front salary, back-end deal, perks, per diem, percentages -- They're mocking us, Elaine. We're at their mercy.  We always had movie stars but they used to be our stars.  We used to decide who would play what role. We told them what to wear, what to say, who to date.  When they were under contract, we could change their names if we wanted to -- more than once!
please.	It's the truth.  Those 17 superstars are our insurance policy.  We can't open -- can't make a profit without them.
the public decides who's on that list.	Please.
elaine, she doesn't have any children!  don't you see?  we're being held hostage by 12 men and 5 women who someone somewhere has decreed are the a-list.	The public decides who's on that list.
-- what's wrong with that?	Elaine, she doesn't have any children!  Don't you see?  We're being held hostage by 12 men and 5 women who someone somewhere has decreed are the A-list.
-- i'll tell you why.  it is because miss nicola anders, supermodel with a sag card god's gift to cinema, has it written into her contract that all cherry mike & ike's be removed from her candy dish along with strict instructions that any room she walks into should have seven packs of cigarettes waiting for her three of them opened, that there be a personal jacuzzi within eighty paces of her dressing room, and that any time she travels, her nanny must fly with her first class.	-- What's wrong with that?
-- i have a feeling you're going to tell me.	-- I'll tell you why.  It is because Miss Nicola Anders, supermodel with a SAG card God's gift to cinema, has it written into her contract that all cherry Mike & Ike's be removed from her candy dish along with strict instructions that any room she walks into should have seven packs of cigarettes waiting for her three of them opened, that there be a personal jacuzzi within eighty paces of her dressing room, and that any time she travels, her nanny must fly with her first class.
-- overseeing the most cherished movie project of my career, am walking around with a pocketful of cherry mike & ike's?	-- I have a feeling you're going to tell me.
-- viktor, that was short subject.	-- overseeing the most cherished movie project of my career, am walking around with a pocketful of cherry Mike & Ike's?
not just any mike & ike's -- cherry mike & ike's.  do you know why i, viktor taransky, two-time academy award nominated director --	-- Viktor, that was Short Subject.
hmm... mike and ike's.	Not just any Mike & Ike's -- cherry Mike & Ike's.  Do you know why I, Viktor Taransky, two-time Academy Award nominated director --
-- do you know what these are, elaine?	Hmm... Mike and Ike's.
difficult.  i'm difficult.	-- Do you know what these are, Elaine?
god, viktor.  why do you always have to make things so difficult for yourself?	Difficult.  I'm difficult.
excuse us.	God, Viktor.  Why do you always have to make things so difficult for yourself?
no!  you will not give in to that blackmailing bitch!	Excuse us.
of course she is.  no other name is going to sign on now and risk offending her.	We don't need a name.  We'll cast an unknown.
where are you?	Right beside you.  I borrowed Viktor's car.
well, here i am.  you look pretty today.  red suits you.	Where are you?
yes -- oh my, god.  is that you, simone?!  i've been wanting to talk to you.	Well, here I am.  You look pretty today.  Red suits you.
hello, is this elaine?	Yes -- oh my, God.  Is that you, Simone?!  I've been wanting to talk to you.
hello?	Hello, is this Elaine?
lainey, there's no evidence that simone isn't real.	Listen to what you're saying, mom. Is there any evidence she is?
-- we don't believe daddy because we don't want to believe we were taken in too.	Lainey, there's no evidence that Simone isn't real.
well, i --	-- We don't believe daddy because we don't want to believe we were taken in too.
i know it's embarrassing to admit it, mom, but when i think about it -- honestly, i haven't.  i mean, it feels like i have.  i know more about her than members of my own family.  she's even in my dreams. but i realized, going back through my diary, they were all tv appearances, near misses at parties, second-hand rumor, gossip on the internet.  i've never actually seen simone up close, touched her, been in her physical presence.  have you?	Well, I --
i mean really meet her -- in the flesh.	I know it's embarrassing to admit it, mom, but when I think about it -- honestly, I haven't.  I mean, it feels like I have.  I know more about her than members of my own family.  She's even in my dreams. But I realized, going back through my diary, they were all TV appearances, near misses at parties, second-hand rumor, gossip on the internet.  I've never actually seen Simone up close, touched her, been in her physical presence.  Have you?
of course.  what are you suggesting?	I mean really meet her -- in the flesh.
so you did meet her?	Of course.  What are you suggesting?
i know it as surely as you're sitting here, sweetheart.  she was the most vital woman i ever met.	So you did meet her?
because obviously she existed, right?	I know it as surely as you're sitting here, sweetheart.  She was the most vital woman I ever met.
god, it's so like your father.  why can't people take responsibility for their actions anymore?  i can almost forgive him for killing simone -- but denying her existence.  i can never forgive that.	Because obviously she existed, right?
just a minute.	God, it's so like your father.  Why can't people take responsibility for their actions anymore?  I can almost forgive him for killing Simone -- but denying her existence.  I can never forgive that.
let's go, lainey.  there's nothing here.	Just a minute.
thank simone for the tickets.	It was a great show, Dad...
mom, do you miss dad?	Sometimes.  But, just when I think your father's changing for the better, I realize he's as self absorbed as ever.  He took the credit for Simone tonight.
elaine, do you realize you can't stop talking about viktor?	I have to talk to her.
obviously, this can't last.  she's going to dump him.  viktor won't be able to take that.  he's too sensitive.  it'll destroy him.	Elaine, do you realize you can't stop talking about Viktor?
why?	Obviously, this can't last.  She's going to dump him.  Viktor won't be able to take that.  He's too sensitive.  It'll destroy him.
i can't believe she's doing this -- taking advantage of him this way. it's cruel.	Why?
you had no choice, elaine.  he's a liability.	He also happens to be the most talented man I've ever known.
"why are we here?  is that what you're asking, jack?... why are we here?  no why.  just here".	Please put your clothes on
is that a problem?	"Why are we here?  Is that what you're asking, Jack?... Why are we here?  No why.  Just here".
you're with me to be close to her?	Is that a problem?
yes, yes, again, again.  do what you do to simone.  i want to know what it's like to be her just for one night.	You're with me to be close to her?
simone?	Yes, yes, again, again.  Do what you do to Simone.  I want to know what it's like to be her just for one night.
yes, call me simone.	Simone?
what i do to simone?	Yes, call me Simone.
do what you do to simone.	What I do to Simone?
what?... what did you say?	Do what you do to Simone.
yes, of course, but very beautiful in your own right.	I do find myself physically attracted to you, Mr. Taransky.
... so much like her?	Yes, of course, but very beautiful in your own right.
you look so, so...	... so much like her?
of course.	You look so, so...
you understand you'll have to come back to my place to keep them off the, er...  ... scent.	Of course.
no, thank god for you, mr. taransky.  how many men would go to so much trouble to protect a woman?	You understand you'll have to come back to my place to keep them off the, er...  ... scent.
thank god for you, faith.  i know this is above and beyond the call of duty for a stand-in.  you don't know what a service you're performing for simone -- shielding her from those animals.	No, thank God for you, Mr. Taransky.  How many men would go to so much trouble to protect a woman?
that's true.  i can reveal that i am considering a career in politics.	And what may I ask brought this on?
we all do.  but now i understand you're eager to get back to work -- and not the kind of work that we're all expecting.	That's true.  I can reveal that I am considering a career in politics.
with everything that was going on in my life, i just needed to drop out of sight for a while -- i needed time.  viktor bought me that time.  i owe him so much.	We all do.  But now I understand you're eager to get back to work -- and not the kind of work that we're all expecting.
frank, you know as well as i do, living in a fish bowl, the insatiable appetite of the media...	With everything that was going on in my life, I just needed to drop out of sight for a while -- I needed time.  Viktor bought me that time.  I owe him so much.
-- simone, the question on everyone's mind is simply... "why?"	Frank, you know as well as I do, living in a fish bowl, the insatiable appetite of the media...
what exactly was it that attracted you to your first two projects?	I suppose the thing I like most about the movies I'm in is that they're not about special effects.
nudity has just never been an issue for me, frank.  for me, clothes are just an option.	What exactly was it that attracted you to your first two projects?
how about the nudity?	Nudity has just never been an issue for me, Frank.  For me, clothes are just an option.
sure.  where would you like to start?	How about the nudity?
let's talk about the work that you care so much about.	Sure.  Where would you like to start?
no, i'm okay.	Let's talk about the work that you care so much about.
who are you really?	That's a good question.  As Nietzsche said, "Whenever a man strives long and hard to appear someone else..."
because, you have to understand, frank, these interviews -- none of this is real.  who i am on screen and who i really am are two totally different people.	Who are you really?
i'm not even sure i deserve it. after tonight i'll have almost as much screen time on your show as i do in my movies.  how is that healthy for a performer?	Because, you have to understand, Frank, these interviews -- none of this is real.  Who I am on screen and who I really am are two totally different people.
you don't secretly want the attention?	I'm not even sure I deserve it. After tonight I'll have almost as much screen time on your show as I do in my movies.  How is that healthy for a performer?
don't i know it.  that's the only reason i'm here now -- to put the attention back where it belongs, on mr. taransky's film.	You don't secretly want the attention?
of course, the only problem with shying away from publicity these days is that it tends to attract more.	Don't I know it.  That's the only reason I'm here now -- to put the attention back where it belongs, on Mr. Taransky's film.
i just think actors talk too much. does the world really want to hear your life story just because you've got a movie opening friday?	Of course, the only problem with shying away from publicity these days is that it tends to attract more.
well, no one could accuse you of being over-exposed, simone.  why have you stayed so completely out of the limelight?	I just think actors talk too much. Does the world really want to hear your life story just because you've got a movie opening Friday?
no.  in fact, between us, she doesn't really exist.	Simone!
i know what you mean.	I have to talk to her about my experimental film.  It's very... experimental.
you know i sometimes forget she has bodily functions.	I know what you mean.
i'm fine, hal.  how are you?	Somebody said she was here.
is she here?	I'm fine, Hal.  How are you?
how did the wall get there?	I can't explain it to you now -- you'll see when it's all put together.  Anyway, we got it a couple of takes ago.  Let's move on.
-- no.  no.  a real wall.  you ran right through it.	How did the wall get there?
-- an emotional wall, i know. that's why --	-- No.  No.  A real wall.  You ran right through it.
there's... a wall between you --	-- an emotional wall, I know. That's why --
why not?	There's... a wall between you --
you can't.	Why not?
but she's right there!  i must feel her!	You can't.
absolutely not!	But she's right there!  I must feel her!
viktor, clyde simply has to get close to simone in this scene!  he has to touch her.  he has to!	Absolutely not!
hal, what are you doing?	Viktor, Clyde simply has to get close to Simone in this scene!  He has to touch her.  He has to!
for her?	For you.  I want you to know, Simone appreciates you all working for scale.  But why am I thanking you? Simone can thank you herself.  She insisted on speaking with you before filming begins.  She's on the line now.
body double.	For her?
how will you do our love scenes?	Body double.
it was more in passing.	You're so far off!  Hal... Hal Sinclair... your co- star.  Remember now?... No, I don't think he's put on weight.  Anyway, you think he's right for "Eternity Forever"?... not the right type?... a different direction...  I'll try to talk her into it.
you'll never guess who i'm with... you ran into him on the lot.	It was more in passing.
really?  she didn't mention it.	I'm sure she's meeting with a lot of people right now.  She is just as you described her, Viktor... indescribable.  I strongly sensed she thought I was right for it.
yes, perfect.  as a matter of fact, i ran into simone on the lot the other day.	Really?  She didn't mention it.
clyde.	Yes, perfect.  As a matter of fact, I ran into Simone on the lot the other day.
and still the connection was undeniable.  i haven't read "eternity forever" but i know it's brilliant.  and i know i would be perfect for clive.	Clyde.
you never were together, hal.	And still the connection was undeniable.  I haven't read "Eternity Forever" but I know it's brilliant.  And I know I would be perfect for Clive.
the film.  the chemistry.  no reflections on nicola but simone and i -- we were just so right together.	You never were together, Hal.
hello, hal.	The film.  The chemistry.  No reflections on Nicola but Simone and I -- we were just so right together.
viktor, i'm so happy for us!	Hello, Hal.
nicola anders is the only actress who can play that role.	It's a re-make, Hal.  Anders is not bigger than this picture.
i won't be here next week.  the tumor's inoperable.  i'll be dead.	I'm already dead.
listen, hank, it's been a rough day.  i'll call you about his next week.	I won't be here next week.  The tumor's inoperable.  I'll be dead.
i've seen every frame of your work. you're the only filmmaker in hollywood with the artistic integrity to realize my vision. you and me, art and science... we are the perfect marriage.	Listen, Hank, it's been a rough day.  I'll call you about his next week.
you saw that?	I've seen every frame of your work. You're the only filmmaker in Hollywood with the artistic integrity to realize my vision. You and me, art and science... we are the perfect marriage.
"straw god" changed my life.	You saw that?
you do?	"Straw God" changed my life.
an eye -- for performance.  you know the truth when you see it.  i know.  i've seen your movies.  i love your movies.	You do?
what's that?	An eye -- for performance.  You know the truth when you see it.  I know.  I've seen your movies.  I love your movies.
that's why you're so perfect.  you have something i don't have.	What's that?
i don't know anything about computers.	That's why you're so perfect.  You have something I don't have.
it can -- with my new computer code, you and me, we can do it together.	I don't know anything about computers.
that's the point, hank.  no matter how good they are, they're still mickey mouse.  everyone's tried. everyone's failed.  it can't be done.	It can -- with my new computer code, you and me, we can do it together.
you already do.  but my actor won't get old, fat, lazy or drunk -- won't throw tantrums, demand a body double, script changes or a bigger trailer.  the disney corporation has been using artificial actors for years.	That's the point, Hank.  No matter how good they are, they're still Mickey Mouse.  Everyone's tried. Everyone's failed.  It can't be done.
-- a living, breathing actor -- i can't work with a fake.	You already do.  But my actor won't get old, fat, lazy or drunk -- won't throw tantrums, demand a body double, script changes or a bigger trailer.  The Disney Corporation has been using artificial actors for years.
-- flesh is weak.	-- a living, breathing actor -- I can't work with a fake.
i need flesh and --	-- Flesh is weak.
-- we call them "vactors".	I need flesh and --
come on, hank.  a synthespian, virtual actor -- ?	-- We call them "vactors".
not like this --	Come on, Hank.  A synthespian, virtual actor -- ?
i've seen them all before.	Not like this --
you have to see her.	I've seen them all before.
don't be.  it was worth it.	You have to see her.
i'm sorry.	Don't be.  It was worth it.
good and bad.  they think that's what caused this.  me eye tumor. microwaves from the screen.  it's the size of a grapefruit.  heavy too.	I'm sorry.
good for you, hank.	Good and bad.  They think that's what caused this.  Me eye tumor. Microwaves from the screen.  It's the size of a grapefruit.  Heavy too.
-- eight years ago.  in that whole time, i never left my computer.	Good for you, Hank.
that's right.  you were booed off the stage.  that's got to be -- ?	-- Eight years ago.  In that whole time, I never left my computer.
it's me, mr. taransky.  don't you recognize me? -- the future of film conference in san jose. hank... hank aleno.  i was keynote speaker.  you must remember my speech... "who needs humans?"	That's right.  You were booed off the stage.  That's got to be -- ?
i have your new leading lady...  ... right here in my pants.	It's me, Mr. Taransky.  Don't you recognize me? -- The Future of Film conference in San Jose. Hank... Hank Aleno.  I was keynote speaker.  You must remember my speech... "Who Needs Humans?"
i was misquoted.	I have your new leading lady...  ... right here in my pants.
i have her, mr. taransky.  the answer to your prayers.  the answer to this.	I was misquoted.
you want me to call security?	I have her, Mr. Taransky.  The answer to your prayers.  The answer to this.
i did it, mr. taransky.  i licked skin.  i licked hair.  i licked every part of her.	You want me to call Security?
-- please, get away from me.	I did it, Mr. Taransky.  I licked skin.  I licked hair.  I licked every part of her.
-- mr. taransky, mr. taransky... thank god.  i've been trying to see you, calling -- your assistant wouldn't put me through.  i told her it was a matter of life and death.  i was afraid i wouldn't get to you in time --	-- Please, get away from me.
do i hear the sound of... wedding bells?	I can't believe you people!  No wonder she never comes to these things!
we've been seeing each other, sure, but we'd rather keep our relationship private.	Do I hear the sound of... wedding bells?
there's a rumor that you're more than just "good friends"?	We've been seeing each other, sure, but we'd rather keep our relationship private.
i just came out to support my good friend, simone.	There's a rumor that you're more than just "good friends"?
harry!  harry!  can we have a minute?  what brings you here tonight?	I just came out to support my good friend, Simone.
me and simone.  what i did.	Your mistake wasn't making something fake, daddy.  We're fine with fake -- as long as you don't lie about it.
about you and mom?	Me and Simone.  What I did.
there you go again, blaming yourself.  can't you see what she's done to you -- she's taking advantage, mocking you.  you deserve better than simone.  i've got to go, dad.	Lainey...
no, that was me.	There you go again, blaming yourself.  Can't you see what she's done to you -- she's taking advantage, mocking you.  You deserve better than Simone.  I've got to go, Dad.
the old viktor taransky.  i liked you better before -- before all this.  you were a loser, dad, but at least you had integrity.  i can't stand to see you like this -- clinging to simone's coattails -- it used to be about the work, and now it's all about her.  and then she's not even grateful enough to thank you.	No, that was me.
why not?  i can get you something else.  what do you want?	The old Viktor Taransky.  I liked you better before -- before all this.  You were a loser, Dad, but at least you had integrity.  I can't stand to see you like this -- clinging to Simone's coattails -- it used to be about the work, and now it's all about her.  And then she's not even grateful enough to thank you.
-- i can't accept it.  i don't want a car, dad.	Why not?  I can get you something else.  What do you want?
it's from both of us.  of course you'll have to drive it around the lot until you get your permit --	-- I can't accept it.  I don't want a car, Dad.
i know.  thank her for me.	It's from both of us.  Of course you'll have to drive it around the lot until you get your permit --
it's the car she drove in "eternity forever".	I know.  Thank her for me.
it's fantastic -- it's too much.	It's the car she drove in "Eternity Forever".
happy birthday, lainey.  do you like it?	It's fantastic -- it's too much.
why didn't she thank you?	She did... didn't she?
i love you, lainey.	I love you too, daddy.
i'll see what i can do.  you know, lainey.  i don't believe you've ever once asked to meet simone.  don't you like her?	I love her but that doesn't mean I need to meet her.
too impersonal.  they have to meet face-to-face.	I'll see what I can do.  You know, Lainey.  I don't believe you've ever once asked to meet Simone.  Don't you like her?
dinner?  dinner's difficult.  a phone call?	Too impersonal.  They have to meet face-to-face.
i know but mom doesn't.  maybe if it came from simone, if simone spoke to mom -- she could straighten things out.  dinner, maybe.	Dinner?  Dinner's difficult.  A phone call?
lainey, you know simone and i don't have a real relationship.	I know but Mom doesn't.  Maybe if it came from Simone, if Simone spoke to Mom -- she could straighten things out.  Dinner, maybe.
she thinks you're with simone.	Lainey, you know Simone and I don't have a real relationship.
really?  too bad.	She thinks you're with Simone.
dad, you know i don't like to get between you and mom but she's feeling down right now.  she broke up with kent.	Really?  Too bad.
i noticed.	Dad, you know I don't like to get between you and mom but she's feeling down right now.  She broke up with Kent.
you know me -- married to my work.	I noticed.
i do okay.  how about you?	You know me -- married to my work.
hey, lainey.  how's your love life?	I do okay.  How about you?
good-night, daddy.	Night, Lainey.
precisely.	Good-night, Daddy.
so that accounts for the lack of a shadow in reel six?	Precisely.
i know, hal is as stiff as always.	No, not that.  I was just wondering -- in the bedroom scene in reel two why did Simone have no reflection when she walked in front of that mirror?
one thing bothered me.	I know, Hal is as stiff as always.
exactly.  don't you wonder where i'm really hiding simone?	I'm sure you'd tell me if you thought it was important.
-- i know, i don't know anything.	Exactly.  Don't you wonder where I'm really hiding Simone?
if anyone asks about simone --	-- I know, I don't know anything.
okay, dad.	If anyone asks about Simone --
you were the one who insisted on it.  reading me dostoyevsky and joyce when i was four.	You understood them.  That's what was amazing.  It's a nice day.  Let's eat outside.
you do?  still?  i can't tell you how happy i am to hear that.	You were the one who insisted on it.  Reading me Dostoyevsky and Joyce when I was four.
i read.	You do?  Still?  I can't tell you how happy I am to hear that.
how?	I read.
i do.	How?
okay.  but you have to find a way to escape that thing.	I do.
dad, i can spot a middle-aged freak a mile away.	Okay.  But you have to find a way to escape that thing.
really?  who?  where do you meet them?  in a chat room?  how do you know he's not some middle-aged freak?	Dad, I can spot a middle-aged freak a mile away.
i know plenty of boys.	Really?  Who?  Where do you meet them?  In a chat room?  How do you know he's not some middle-aged freak?
those things can be dangerous. staring at a screen all day -- you miss what's going on outside in the real world.  you can lose yourself. you should get out more.  how are you going to meet boys?	I know plenty of boys.
why?	Those things can be dangerous. Staring at a screen all day -- you miss what's going on outside in the real world.  You can lose yourself. You should get out more.  How are you going to meet boys?
can't you stop that?	Why?
i saw her picture on the, er... internet.  you really didn't notice anything -- unusual?	Only her brilliance.  To be honest, with what you had to work with, I was expecting a train wreck.  You really pulled it off.
she's a miracle, dad.  where did you find her?	I saw her picture on the, er... internet.  You really didn't notice anything -- unusual?
is she here tonight?	She can't watch herself.
you know, i... don't know.	Is she here tonight?
well, i can't wait to meet simone... what's her last name?	You know, I... don't know.
me too.	Well, I can't wait to meet Simone... what's her last name?
i missed you.  i wondered if you were ever coming back.	Me too.
there was no other way.	I missed you.  I wondered if you were ever coming back.
-- you finished the film on your own terms, that's what matters. did you really do all the post yourself?	There was no other way.
not quite how i imagined it --	-- You finished the film on your own terms, that's what matters. Did you really do all the post yourself?
this week anyhow.	Not quite how I imagined it --
she still with kent?	This week anyhow.
she's at the premiere of "a cold day in hell".  but i think she send someone from acquisitions.	She still with Kent?
your mother couldn't make it?	She's at the premiere of "A Cold Day In Hell".  But I think she send someone from Acquisitions.
hello, lainey.	Your mother couldn't make it?
hi, dad.	Hello, Lainey.
i'm going to finish the picture, sweetheart.  it's important.	I know you'll do it, Dad.  You're Viktor Taransky.
don't feel too bad.  mom runs the place and they still walk all over her.  you're better off out of it.	You look very grown up.  What are you doing?  You meeting your mom for dinner?
it's really... not anything, lainey.  it's just --	Don't feel too bad.  Mom runs the place and they still walk all over her.  You're better off out of it.
i'm sorry mom canned you.	It's really... not anything, Lainey.  It's just --
hello, sweetheart.	I'm sorry Mom canned you.
hi, dad.	Hello, sweetheart.
what?!	It was premeditated -- I knew exactly what I was doing!  I strangled her!  I bludgeoned her! I set her on fire!  I did it!  I killed her!
-- no!  i can't go along with this horseshit!  just tell them they can fry me!	What?!
i didn't kill anyone, bernard, there was no one to kill!	An insanity defence.
you certainly will if you go to trial -- a jury in this kind of ugly mood.  you've killed an icon, for god's sake.	I didn't kill anyone, Bernard, there was no one to kill!
i could get the death penalty.	You certainly will if you go to trial -- a jury in this kind of ugly mood.  You've killed an icon, for God's sake.
-- plead guilty and throw yourself on the mercy of the court.  it's the best deal you're going to get.	I could get the death penalty.
don't you?	This should take care of Mother.
you love her, don't you, max?	Don't you?
no.  thanks.  absolutely.	You love her, don't you, Max?
i wouldn't want you to compromise your ethics.	No.  Thanks.  Absolutely.
i do?  sure i do.  can we speak off the record?  i'm a fair man.  i'm willing to sit down with her and tell her side of the story.	I wouldn't want you to compromise your ethics.
that won't be necessary.  sooner or later i knew you'd crack this thing, max.  you got me.	I do?  Sure I do.  Can we speak off the record?  I'm a fair man.  I'm willing to sit down with her and tell her side of the story.
that doesn't prove a thing -- wait until i get a court order for a blood test.	That won't be necessary.  Sooner or later I knew you'd crack this thing, Max.  You got me.
she looks a lot like you.	She hasn't uttered a word that whole time -- until she saw the big show.
i traced her to a nursing home.  a young woman fitting simone's description dropped her off five years ago.	She looks a lot like you.
looks familiar, doesn't she?  no one comes from nowhere, taransky. you turn over enough rocks...	I traced her to a nursing home.  A young woman fitting Simone's description dropped her off five years ago.
what now, sayer?	Looks familiar, doesn't she?  No one comes from nowhere, Taransky. You turn over enough rocks...
alright, sayer, you've got a deal.	Er,... good.
i want to see her.  unless you show me simone live and in person i show these pictures to the authorities.	Alright, Sayer, you've got a deal.
what is it exactly you want, sayer?	I want to see her.  Unless you show me Simone live and in person I show these pictures to the authorities.
i don't buy the whole recluse scam. how are you doing it?  what is it -- drugs?  blackmail?  mind-control? all three?  what do you do -- keep her locked in a box somewhere?	What is it exactly you want, Sayer?
abduction?	I don't buy the whole recluse scam. How are you doing it?  What is it -- drugs?  Blackmail?  Mind-control? All three?  What do you do -- keep her locked in a box somewhere?
i know that's what you'd like us to believe.  but i got to tell you -- embezzlement is a serious matter. not to mention abduction.	Abduction?
i'm keeping it in trust.	I know that's what you'd like us to believe.  But I got to tell you -- embezzlement is a serious matter. Not to mention abduction.
-- i've looked at every piece of publicity she's ever done, the video in the supermarket, there's no evidence she's ever left the studio.  oh, and for some reason this woman leaves no paper trail.  but i have "obtained" a copy of your bank accounts.  i know you have power of attorney but so far you haven't transferred one single solitary cent to her.	I'm keeping it in trust.
-- i bet you have.	-- I've looked at every piece of publicity she's ever done, the video in the supermarket, there's no evidence she's ever left the studio.  Oh, and for some reason this woman leaves no paper trail.  But I have "obtained" a copy of your bank accounts.  I know you have power of attorney but so far you haven't transferred one single solitary cent to her.
i've done my homework.  i've studied her.	-- I bet you have.
she was never in new mexico.  she never left the studio.	I've done my homework.  I've studied her.
the background is.	She was never in New Mexico.  She never left the studio.
it's bogus.  you used an old library shot for the background.	The background is.
i don't have time for this, sayer.	I think you do.  I know it's a fake.
i know what you're up to.	I don't have time for this, Sayer.
it's a yacht.	I know what you're up to.
nice boat, taransky.	It's a yacht.
nice try.  if we can't get to her through you, maybe your family will be more co-operative.  i can guarantee you, taransky, one way or another, miss simone and i are going to get acquainted.	I'd like to see that, Sayer. Invite me.
i'm just trying to help you, sayer. i don't want you to be disappointed.  it gets cold out here at night.	Nice try.  If we can't get to her through you, maybe your family will be more co-operative.  I can guarantee you, Taransky, one way or another, Miss Simone and I are going to get acquainted.
the cops?  the cops read my column to know who to bust.  we're the only watchdog the public has.  none of this is going away.  we'll be here tomorrow and the day after that.  until you slip up.  and you will.  you are looking at your shadow.  because all these elaborate precautions with simone -- every instinct in my body tells me, it's not natural.	I'm just trying to help you, Sayer. I don't want you to be disappointed.  It gets cold out here at night.
who's the hostage, sayer, her or you?  you look kind of "captive" yourself.  while you're spending every waking hour obsessing over simone, guess what, i guarantee she doesn't even know you exist.  get off my property or i'll call the cops.	The cops?  The cops read my column to know who to bust.  We're the only watchdog the public has.  None of this is going away.  We'll be here tomorrow and the day after that.  Until you slip up.  And you will.  You are looking at your shadow.  Because all these elaborate precautions with Simone -- every instinct in my body tells me, it's not natural.
she sounds like a prisoner, taransky.  are you holding her hostage?  are you some kind of svengali?	Who's the hostage, Sayer, her or you?  You look kind of "captive" yourself.  While you're spending every waking hour obsessing over Simone, guess what, I guarantee she doesn't even know you exist.  Get off my property or I'll call the cops.
so they're probably here.  you might be able to sell this 'disappearing act' to the rest of the world, but i'm not buying it. what's really behind this simone woman?  the public has a right to know.  why is she staying out of sight?  and why the hell is she with you?  i don't want you to take this the wrong way, viktor, but you're not exactly cecil b. demille -- more run-of-the-mill.	Maybe the reason she's with me is a little thing called integrity, Sayer.  Look it up.
they are alive, sayer.	So they're probably here.  You might be able to sell this 'disappearing act' to the rest of the world, but I'm not buying it. What's really behind this Simone woman?  The public has a right to know.  Why is she staying out of sight?  And why the hell is she with you?  I don't want you to take this the wrong way, Viktor, but you're not exactly Cecil B. DeMille -- more run-of-the-mill.
our leaders aren't presidents anymore -- they're pop stars and screen idols.  if woodward and bernstein were alive today, they'd be right here in hollywood with me.	They are alive, Sayer.
i remember when the echo had class -- the paper that could bring down governments.	Our leaders aren't presidents anymore -- they're pop stars and screen idols.  If Woodward and Bernstein were alive today, they'd be right here in Hollywood with me.
this is the story.	I remember when the Echo had class -- the paper that could bring down governments.
don't you have a real story to write?  why aren't you in latin america?	This is the story.
max sayer -- national echo.	Don't you have a real story to write?  Why aren't you in Latin America?
do i know you?	Max Sayer -- National Echo.
i don't understand.	Could they have built that hotel since yesterday?
it's a hotel.	I don't understand.
-- i've been here before! -- on my honeymoon with my ex-wife.	Is that why she left you?
-- cashier's check went out to our anonymous tipster this morning -- worth every penny too.  who says there's no place for checkbook journalism?  we'll be running stills of this for months, then release the whole tape -- we'll get our money back -- maybe show it on an exclusive pay-per-view event. do you realize what we have here? we have the only independent footage of simone in existence.	We used to.
mr. sayer, did we pay the million bucks yet?	-- Cashier's check went out to our anonymous tipster this morning -- worth every penny too.  Who says there's no place for checkbook journalism?  We'll be running stills of this for months, then release the whole tape -- we'll get our money back -- maybe show it on an exclusive pay-per-view event. Do you realize what we have here? We have the only independent footage of Simone in existence.
what do you want -- ?	Mr. Sayer, did we pay the million bucks yet?
mr. sayer...	What do you want -- ?
long live the first amendment.	Sometimes you have to tell a small lie to get to the bigger truth.  As for a photo -- if you can't do it, I know twelve million people who can.
am i wasting my time with you? when she sues to protect her privacy, she'll have to appear in a public courtroom to do it.	Long live the First Amendment.
i will when you're finished writing it.	Am I wasting my time with you? When she sues to protect her privacy, she'll have to appear in a public courtroom to do it.
my god, you've got one?	I will when you're finished writing it.
of course -- no one's that perfect, that pure.  you know i had something on mother teresa.  but then she died and it wasn't worth it anymore.  i know how to flush out this simone -- a tell-all story from her childhood.	My God, you've got one?
which means they're significant.  incriminating.  perhaps, criminal.  she's hiding her past.  she's hiding her past.	Of course -- no one's that perfect, that pure.  You know I had something on Mother Teresa.  But then she died and it wasn't worth it anymore.  I know how to flush out this Simone -- a tell-all story from her childhood.
well, we got some of taransky's fingerprints, a lot of your fingerprints... but none of hers.	Which means they're significant.  Incriminating.  Perhaps, criminal.  She's hiding her past.  She's hiding her past.
obviously the name isn't real -- she's using an assumed identity, travels under a false name, checks into hotels with an alias.  she never stays in the same place two nights in a row.  anything on the satellite photos?  what about the fingerprints?  what happened when we dusted that hotel suite?	Well, we got some of Taransky's fingerprints, a lot of your fingerprints... but none of hers.
shutter bugs camped outside any place he goes, every concierge and maitre d' on the take.  but this simone woman is good.	Obviously the name isn't real -- she's using an assumed identity, travels under a false name, checks into hotels with an alias.  She never stays in the same place two nights in a row.  Anything on the satellite photos?  What about the fingerprints?  What happened when we dusted that hotel suite?
24-hour tail on taransky?	Shutter bugs camped outside any place he goes, every concierge and maitre d' on the take.  But this Simone woman is good.
we've got our best people on it, mr. sayer.	24-hour tail on Taransky?
dark?	Yes, very.
whatever it is, it's dark.	Dark?
why?	Whatever it is, it's dark.
taransky isn't that good an actor. no, they're taking special precautions.  some kind of new encryption.	Why?
maybe he's talking to himself.	Taransky isn't that good an actor. No, they're taking special precautions.  Some kind of new encryption.
is it a jamming device?	Maybe he's talking to himself.
you'd cosmetically alter simone to look like me?	No, of course not, you're right. That would be crazy.
yes, of course it is.  you know you have a line here.  not a wrinkle.  actually, more of a dimple.  i've been thinking of incorporating something like that in simone.	You'd cosmetically alter Simone to look like me?
but that's simone's part.	Yes, of course it is.  You know you have a line here.  Not a wrinkle.  Actually, more of a dimple.  I've been thinking of incorporating something like that in Simone.
you could play the lead.	But that's Simone's part.
thank you.	You could play the lead.
you know you're really very good. i take back what i said.  i mean, you're really good.	Thank you.
would you like me to read?	Yes, I'd like that.
after i saw what simone did with the role -- you know i fired all my people, went into rehab, took acting classes, changed my whole look.  she really inspired me.	Would you like me to read?
thank you.  it's not important.	After I saw what Simone did with the role -- you know I fired all my people, went into rehab, took acting classes, changed my whole look.  She really inspired me.
i never apologized properly for what happened on "sunrise".	Thank you.  It's not important.
yes.	I never apologized properly for what happened on "Sunrise".
a lot's happened since we last saw each other.	Yes.
then show some.  they'll shut me down!	It wasn't working anyhow.  The scene with the thousand geese -- I don't understand this film.  I don't think anyone will understand it.  I already put out a press release -- citing "creative differences".
i had three other offers.  i only signed on to this picture out of... loyalty.	Then show some.  They'll shut me down!
i beg you.  you can't do this to me.	I had three other offers.  I only signed on to this picture out of... loyalty.
taller, viktor.	Taller?  What?
it's the biggest on earth!  i swear!  it's a 50-foot airstream -- they don't make them any longer than that.	Taller, Viktor.
it's not the size of the role, viktor.  am i or am i not contractually entitled to the biggest trailer on the set?	It's the biggest on earth!  I swear!  It's a 50-foot Airstream -- they don't make them any longer than that.
-- is this about the new pages? -- i made the changes you wanted, you're in virtually every scene --	It's not the size of the role, Viktor.  Am I or am I not contractually entitled to the biggest trailer on the set?
you're in breach.	-- Is this about the new pages? -- I made the changes you wanted, you're in virtually every scene --
-- nicola!  how was your massage?	You're in breach.
what if it catches on fire?	Let it burn.  Simone would rather go up in flames than give up her privacy.
she's already here.  she arrived before you and she'll leave long after you've gone.  remember, under no circumstances are you or any other person to enter the set without my express permission.	What if it catches on fire?
is miss simone coming today?	She's already here.  She arrived before you and she'll leave long after you've gone.  Remember, under no circumstances are you or any other person to enter the set without my express permission.
good.	Is Miss Simone coming today?
no one came in or went out just like you said, mr. taransky.	Good.
let's take it down a notch.	-- What you don't understand --
simone, are you there?	I certainly am, Mr. Taransky.
i'm sorry, i didn't catch that. what did you say?	I'll do anything to please you, Mr. Taransky.
i'll do anything to please you, mr. taransky.	I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. What did you say?
hi.	Perfect.  God, I'm so relaxed around you.
you're going to get in a lot of trouble, mr. taransky.	Why do you have to bring that up? There's always risk -- life's a risk.  It's worth it.  Besides, how could something so lovely be a crime?  Well, I think we've done enough for today.  You've been cooped up in there too long.  How about you and me go out on the town?  They're expecting us.
not, "eternity forever"?  the legendary unproduced script that was too good ever to get made?  i'd kill for that part.	I was hoping you'd say that.
speaking of which -- this is the project i'd like you to do next.	Not, "Eternity Forever"?  The legendary unproduced script that was too good ever to get made?  I'd kill for that part.
yes.  yes, i'm going to tell the truth about you, why wouldn't i...?  of course, with hank's tragic passing, the secret died with him.  i am going to tell the truth... after your next picture.	Speaking of which -- this is the project I'd like you to do next.
you know what i'm talking about.	Yes.  Yes, I'm going to tell the truth about you, why wouldn't I...?  Of course, with Hank's tragic passing, the secret died with him.  I am going to tell the truth... after your next picture.
the only real truth is in the work.	You know what I'm talking about.
are you ever going to tell the truth about me, mr. taransky?	The only real truth is in the work.
see beyond that irrational allegiance to flesh and blood. -- see that with the rise in price of a real actor and the fall in price of a fake, the scales have tipped in favor of the fake.  -- see that if the performance is genuine, it doesn't matter if the actor is real.  once a performance is committed to film, the blood and bones are gone anyway.  only the spirit, the illusion remains. besides, what's real anymore? these days most actors have digital work done to them so it's a gray area.	Are you ever going to tell the truth about me, Mr. Taransky?
you're right.  you're right.  of course, one doesn't want to boast. it's a classic case of technology in search of an artist.  that's all you've been waiting for, an artist with integrity, with a vision, who can see.	See beyond that irrational allegiance to flesh and blood. -- See that with the rise in price of a real actor and the fall in price of a fake, the scales have tipped in favor of the fake.  -- See that if the performance is genuine, it doesn't matter if the actor is real.  Once a performance is committed to film, the blood and bones are gone anyway.  Only the spirit, the illusion remains. Besides, what's real anymore? These days most actors have digital work done to them so it's a gray area.
mr. taransky, we both know i was nothing without you.  i was computer code -- ones and zeros.	You're right.  You're right.  Of course, one doesn't want to boast. It's a classic case of technology in search of an artist.  That's all you've been waiting for, an artist with integrity, with a vision, who can see.
no.  i... just helped bring someone else's dream to life.	Mr. Taransky, we both know I was nothing without you.  I was computer code -- ones and zeros.
you did create me.	No.  I... just helped bring someone else's dream to life.
is that better, mr. taransky?	Yes.  Yes, it is.
you are birth of... what?  a phenomenon.  a miracle.  a new era in show business.  all i wanted to do was finish the film.	And now look what you've started. And now look what you've started. And now look what you've started.
i am the death of real.	You are birth of... what?  A Phenomenon.  A miracle.  A new era in show business.  All I wanted to do was finish the film.
do you have any idea what this means, simone?  our ability to manufacture fraud now exceeds our ability to detect it.	I am the death of real.
maybe he can.	Do you have any idea what this means, Simone?  Our ability to manufacture fraud now exceeds our ability to detect it.
you mean they buy it?	Buy it?  They're paying for it. And around here that's how you really know they buy it.
... digitized.	You mean they buy it?
a star is...	... digitized.
good morning, mr. taransky.	A star is...
good morning, simone.	Good morning, Mr. Taransky.
goodnight, malcolm.	Goodnight, sweetheart.
i just needed to do a couple of things.  and i needed to tell you something.	Tell me.
why did you leave me?	I didn't leave you.
what, anna? what did i do? what's made you so sad?	Why did you leave me?
why, malcolm?	What, Anna? What did I do? What's made you so sad?
are you calling me?	What? You don't see enough of me at the store?
--my god.	--Do I know you?
wow. they called you their son.	We can keep it in the bathroom.
do you know how important this is? this is big time.  i'm going to read it for you, doctor.	Do I really sound like Dr. Seuss?
three? we should hock it. buy a c.d. rack for the bedroom.	Do you know how important this is? This is big time.  I'm going to read it for you, doctor.
mahogany. i'd say that cost at least a couple hundred. maybe three.	Three? We should hock it. Buy a C.D. rack for the bedroom.
don't step in the horse manure.	Thanks.
okay. fine. understood.  i'm off then.	Don't step in the horse manure.
you know that's probably not the best idea. i'll just wait to see them in the store.	Okay. Fine. Understood.  I'm off then.
do you think i should stop by on my way back? show you what i got? it's not a problem.	You know that's probably not the best idea. I'll just wait to see them in the store.
that's very sweet. i'm okay.	Do you think I should stop by on my way back? Show you what I got? It's not a problem.
on my way to the flea market in amish country. thought maybe you want to come. show me how to buy at these things.	I trust you... Besides, I don't know if I'm up for the Amish today. You can't curse or spit or anything around them.
what?	Tommy Tammisimo sucked big time.
and you know what else?	What?
really?	And you know what else?
you were great in the play, cole.	Really?
i think we said everything we needed to say.  maybe it's time to say things to someone else? someone close to you?	Maybe.
don't go home, okay?	I definitely won't.
where will you go, where no one has died?	Don't go home, okay?
i wish i were somewhere else.	Where will you go, where no one has died?
she came a long way to visit me, didn't she?	I guess she did.
what if they don't want help? what if they're just angry and they want to hurt somebody?	I don't think that's the way it works, Cole.
i believe both of you now.  and i think i might know how to make them go away.	You do?
you believe now?	I believe both of you now.  And I think I might know how to make them go away.
yes! i think that's right!... i think they all want that. even the scary ones...	You believe now?
just help.	Yes! I think that's right!... I think they all want that. Even the scary ones...
what do those ghosts want when they talk to you? think real careful now, cole...	Just help.
no.	What do those ghosts want when they talk to you? Think real careful now, Cole...
it's spanish. it means... 'i don't want to die.'  not all the ghosts are scary, are they? like mrs. marschal?	No.
do you know what 'yo no quiero morir' is?	It's Spanish. It means... 'I don't want to die.'  Not all the ghosts are scary, are they? Like Mrs. Marschal?
you have nice red in your cheeks now.	Do you know what 'Yo no quiero morir' is?
maybe they wake up that morning thinking they have a thousand things to do and a thousand days left to do them in... and then all of a sudden, it's all taken away. no one asked them. it's just gone...	You have nice red in your cheeks now.
you really look better.	Maybe they wake up that morning thinking they have a thousand things to do and a thousand days left to do them in... And then all of a sudden, it's all taken away. No one asked them. It's just gone...
no, we're not.	What happened?
we're not gonna start crying again, are we?	No, we're not.
yes, i am.	We're not gonna start crying again, are we?
are you wigging out?	Yes, I am.
yes, it did.	Are you wigging out?
something happened, didn't it?	Yes, it did.
yes.	You believe me, right?
dr. crowe?	Yes.
someone else can help you. someone else can make you happy.	Dr. Crowe?
you weren't a paper champion.	Someone else can help you. Someone else can make you happy.
it means i wasn't what everyone thought i was...  i was a fake.	You weren't a paper champion.
don't cry.	It means I wasn't what everyone thought I was...  I was a fake.
--what?	Don't give up. You're the only one who can help me. I know it.
don't fail me.	--What?
i'm going to transfer you. i know two psychologists that are exceptional--	Don't fail me.
soon. one week.	I'm going to transfer you. I know two psychologists that are exceptional--
when?	Soon. One week.
i have to.	When?
i don't know, cole.	Why don't you think about it for a while?
i told you what i want.	I don't know, Cole.
i don't know.	I told you what I want.
what do you want more than anything?	I don't know.
yes.	What do you want more than anything?
can i ask you then?	Yes.
when they get mad, it gets cold.	Them?
yes?	And the tiny hairs on your arm. Are they all standing up?
cats?	Never mind.
i know every child is special in their own way, but tommy sounds like a punk.  i thought the play was excellent. better than cats.	Cats?
tommy tammisimo acted in a cough syrup commercial. he thought everybody was self-conscious and unrealistic. he said the play sucked big time.	I know every child is special in their own way, but Tommy sounds like a punk.  I thought the play was excellent. Better than Cats.
what?	Tommy Tammisimo acted in a cough syrup commercial. He thought everybody was self-conscious and unrealistic. He said the play sucked big time.
did you think the play sucked big time?	What?
...no.	Will you stay here till I fall asleep?
all the time. they're everywhere.  you won't tell anyone my secret, right?	...No.
how often do you see them?	All the time. They're everywhere.  You won't tell anyone my secret, right?
no, walking around, like regular people... they can't see each other. some of them don't know they're dead.	They don't know they're dead?
dead people, like in graves and coffins?	No, walking around, like regular people... They can't see each other. Some of them don't know they're dead.
i don't know how the story ends. i hope it's a happy ending.	Me too.
what makes you think that?	Your eyes told me.
you have to add some twists and stuff. maybe they run out of gas.	No gas... Hey, that's good.
no.	You have to add some twists and stuff. Maybe they run out of gas.
you haven't told bedtime stories before?	No.
yes.	You haven't told bedtime stories before?
dr. crowe.	Yes.
once upon a time there was a prince, who was being driven around... he drove around for a long, long time... driving and driving... it was a long trip... he fell asleep...  when he woke up, they were still driving... the long drive went on--	Dr. Crowe.
yes.	Once upon a time there was a prince, who was being driven around... He drove around for a long, long time... Driving and driving... It was a long trip... He fell asleep...  When he woke up, they were still driving... The long drive went on--
your father ever tell you bedtime stories?	Yes.
i didn't know you were funny.	I forgot myself.
who me?	I didn't know you were funny.
you just kept the penny in that hand the whole time...	Who me?
what?	You just kept the penny in that hand the whole time...
that isn't magic.	What?
something i want?	If we could change something in your life, anything at all, what would you like that to be?
think about what you want from our time together. what our goal should be?	Something I want?
what kind of words?	Upset words.
words.	What kind of words?
what'd you write?	Words.
what if she has to pee when she's working? you think she just holds it?	I don't know. I was just thinking the same thing.
...so your dad lives in pittsburgh with a lady who works in a toll booth.	What if she has to pee when she's working? You think she just holds it?
what about mrs. marschal?	She died a long time ago.
mr. marschal gets real lonely.	What about Mrs. Marschal?
you said the "s" word.	Yeah. Sorry.
know what?	That I'm a freak.
cause she doesn't look at me like everybody and i don't want her to. i don't want her to know.	Know what?
why?	Cause she doesn't look at me like everybody and I don't want her to. I don't want her to know.
i don't tell her a thing.	Why?
you ever tell her about how it is with tommy?	I don't tell her a thing.
he hates me.	You hate him?
he your best buddy?	He hates me.
i walk this way to school with tommy tammisimo.	He your best buddy?
where should i look then, cole?	Look over there.
you mean aneurysm.	Yeah, Private Kinney needed to get back safe to take care of her.
private kinney's wife is really sick -- she has something called a brain anism.	You mean aneurysm.
you want to ask me a question?	See, this is why I lose at poker. Yes, I do have a question.
i draw people with smiles, dogs running, and rainbows.  they don't have meetings about rainbows.	I guess they don't.
how do you draw now?	I draw people with smiles, dogs running, and rainbows.  They don't have meetings about rainbows.
everybody got upset. they had a meeting. momma started crying.  i don't draw like that anymore.	How do you draw now?
you saw that on t.v., cole?	Everybody got upset. They had a meeting. Momma started crying.  I don't draw like that anymore.
we were supposed to draw a picture. anything we wanted... i drew a man. he got hurt in the neck by another man with a screwdriver.	You saw that on T.V., Cole?
and cole, next time i won't be late for you.	Next time I won't be scared of you.
i'm going to see you again, right?	If it's okay with you?
that's good.	I'm going to see you again, right?
no.	That's good.
not even little ones that aren't supposed to hurt?	No.
no.	Not even little ones that aren't supposed to hurt?
you use needles?	No.
thank you. it was a long time ago. i've kind of been retired for a while.  you're my very first client back.	You use needles?
congratulations.	Thank you. It was a long time ago. I've kind of been retired for a while.  You're my very first client back.
i got an award once. from the mayor.	Congratulations.
you're a doctor. what kind?	I work with young people who might be sad or upset or just want to talk. I try to help them figure things out.
dr. crowe.	You're a doctor. What kind?
i forgot your name.	Dr. Crowe.
oh, lots of things, i suppose. bad people for one. people who wanted to imprison them. hurt them.	Nothing bad can happen in a church, right?
what were they hiding from?	Oh, lots of things, I suppose. Bad people for one. People who wanted to imprison them. Hurt them.
all your soldiers speak latin?	No, just one.
what was that you were saying before with your soldiers? day pro fun.	...De profundis clamo ad te domine.
i knew there was a sound explanation.	What was that you were saying before with your soldiers? Day pro fun.
they're my dad's. the lenses hurt my eyes.	I knew there was a sound explanation.
your eye frames. they don't seem to have any lenses in them.	They're my dad's. The lenses hurt my eyes.
cole, please stop.	She wanted me to tell you, she saw you dance.
she wanted me to tell you--	Cole, please stop.
i know.	She wanted me to tell you--
cole, that's very wrong. grandma's gone. you know that.	I know.
grandma comes to visit me sometimes.	Cole, that's very wrong. Grandma's gone. You know that.
what?	Grandma comes to visit me sometimes.
she says she's sorry for taking the bumble bee pendant. she just likes it a lot.	What?
i would never think that about you... ever... got it?	Got it.
...i don't know.	You think I'm a freak?
what are you thinking, momma?	...I don't know.
they want me to do things for them.	They talk to you?
you see ghosts, cole?	They want me to do things for them.
ghosts.	You see ghosts, Cole?
dead people?	Ghosts.
dead people.	Dead people?
they?	Dead people.
they scare me too sometimes.	They?
cole, you're scaring me.	They scare me too sometimes.
where is she?	Standing next to my window.
yes.	Where is she?
you can see her?	Yes.
oh my god.	You can see her?
a lady. she died.	Oh my God.
they did?	A lady. She died.
someone got hurt.	They did?
yeah.	Someone got hurt.
you know that accident up there?	Yeah.
communicate?	Tell you my secrets.
i'm ready to communicate with you now.	Communicate?
i'd give anything to have been there.	I'm ready to communicate with you now.
there's only two of us.  maybe someone came in our house -- took the bumble bee pendant out of my closet, and then laid it nicely in your drawer?  is that what happened?	Maybe.
so who moved it?	There's only two of us.  Maybe someone came in our house -- took the bumble bee pendant out of my closet, and then laid it nicely in your drawer?  Is that what happened?
don't get mad.	So who moved it?
you didn't take it before. you didn't take it the time after that. and now, you didn't take it again?	Don't get mad.
did you move the bumble bee pendant?	You didn't take it before. You didn't take it the time after that. And now, you didn't take it again?
sometimes people think they lose things and they didn't really lose them. it just gets moved.	Did you move the bumble bee pendant?
that's right. so why do you take it, sweetheart?	Sometimes people think they lose things and they didn't really lose them. It just gets moved.
you'd cry. cause you miss grandma so much.	That's right. So why do you take it, sweetheart?
it was grandma's. it's not for playing.  what if it broke? you know how sad i'd be.	You'd cry. Cause you miss grandma so much.
lots of things.	Anything bad about me?
what are you thinking, momma?	Lots of things.
oh.	What are you thinking, Momma?
they're right here.	Oh.
stuttering--	--Shhhhhhut upppp you fffffffreak!
s-ssssstop it!	Stuttering--
stuttering stanley! stuttering stanley!	S-ssssstop it!
s-ssstop that!	Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!
stuttering stanley!	S-ssstop that!
who!	Stuttering Stanley!
stuttering stanley! stuttering stanley!	Who!
how did you--?	Stop looking at me.
you shouldn't laugh at people. it makes them feel bad.	How did you--?
what--	You shouldn't laugh at people. It makes them feel bad.
you talked funny when you went to school here. you talked funny all the way to high school!	What--
excuse me?	You talked funny when you went to school here. You talked funny all the way to high school!
you're a stuttering stanley!	Excuse me?
i don't know how else to look--	You're a stuttering Stanley!
stop it!	I don't know how else to look--
like what?	Stop it!
i don't like people looking at me like that.	Like what?
cole, this was a legal courthouse. laws were passed here. some of the first laws of this country. this building was full of lawyers. lawmakers.	They were the ones who hanged everybody.
they'd pull the people in crying and kissing their families bye... people watching would spit at them.	Cole, this was a legal courthouse. Laws were passed here. Some of the first laws of this country. This building was full of lawyers. Lawmakers.
that's not correct. where'd you hear that?	They'd pull the people in crying and kissing their families bye... People watching would spit at them.
they used to hang people here.	That's not correct. Where'd you hear that?
yes, cole?	They used to hang people here.
good for you.	I wish I could be like my momma though. She always knew what was wrong. Knew just what to say.
j. c. penny's?	Good for you.
i work at an insurance place and at penny's, so cole can go to that good school.	J. C. Penny's?
chuck e. who?	Cheese. It's a kid's place.
the last time was a chuck e. cheese party a year ago. he hid in one of those purple plastic tunnels and didn't come out.	Chuck E. who?
it's our pleasure.	The last time was a Chuck E. Cheese party a year ago. He hid in one of those purple plastic tunnels and didn't come out.
...he doesn't get invited places.	It's our pleasure.
chicken blood on the crops.	...Chicken blood? Who said it was... "chicken blood"?
your grandfather sure believed in it. worked pretty good... too.	Chicken blood on the crops.
superstition.	Your grandfather sure believed in it. Worked pretty good... too.
you ever hear of... the harvest of blood?	Superstition.
'course, it's none of my business.	Let's say today, we make it your business.
what are you talking about?	'Course, it's none of my business.
maybe you don't want to remember.	What are you talking about?
meaning?	Hell, he was your grandfather. You know what he did.
'course, some folks say 'ol jethro shouldn't have been buried up here... with the rest of the macdonalds.	Meaning?
your pa's waiting for you up at the house.	How'd he know I'd come?
listen to me, you banjo-dueling, country ass hayseed... i want my nikes and i want them now!	You... think... I... stole... your... fancy shoes? I... wouldn't... be... caught... dead in 'em.
okay, farm boy. joke's over. you've been playin' me from jump street. where's my nikes?	Nikes? What-the-hail you talkin' about?
fuck you! if you're such an expert on music, why don't you go get your dueling banjo and sit in on the next song?	I ain't never played a banjo in my life.
you were a beat and a quarter behind.	Fuck you! If you're such an expert on music, why don't you go get your dueling banjo and sit in on the next song?
see?	You were a beat and a quarter behind.
nope.	See?
yo. "billy bob". was i two beats behind, or what?	Nope.
what's a "little while?"	Two.. maybe three days.
could take a little while, though.	What's a "little while?"
alright!	Could take a little while, though.
just talked to orwell down at the garage. says getting a new alternator for your bus is no problem.	Alright!
oh yeah? why's that?	You're standing in horseshit.
i'd watch your step if i were you, son.	Oh yeah? Why's that?
suzie???	The hell with this.  I'm coming back up!!!
aha. the lovers.	Not lately.
no. this is something spiritual. an ambition.	The band.
yeah. to get the hell off this farm.	No. This is something spiritual. An ambition.
you have a strong unfufilled desire.	Yeah. To get the hell off this farm.
...hi.	...You any good with those?
hi.	...Hi.
i happen to be a professional.	Which street corner?
someone actually... employs you?	I happen to be a professional.
rod... i have to get back to my job.	Someone actually... employs you?
let me guess. we're going on a "long trip".	Not according to these.
bitch.	Bitch.
keep your shirt on! i'm almost done!	Bitch.
hey! don't use all the hot water!	Keep your shirt on! I'm almost done!
witch.	Tramp.
slut.	Witch.
bitch.	Slut.
fuck you.	Fuck me? Fuck YOU!!
where'd you come from? groupies r us?	Fuck you.
get off his case sweetie.	Where'd you come from? Groupies R Us?
aaaaaaaaaaaa --	He should turn that music down. Jeremiah's gonna kill him.
carl, what are you doing?	You need someone who can protect you, Suzie.
come on --	Suzie, face it. The only "axe" he's picked up since we came here... is a real one. He doesn't give a damn about the band anymore... or about you.
you're saying someone's trying to keep us on the farm...?	Not someone -- Mac.
i'm serious. get this. i had a careful look at that alternator. it's clearly been messed with... it's not wear and tear that caused that breakdown...	You're saying someone's trying to keep us on the farm...?
no shit.	I'm serious. Get this. I had a careful look at that alternator. It's clearly been messed with... it's not wear and tear that caused that breakdown...
there's something weird going on here, suzie.	No shit.
dammit, carl!!!!	Sorry.
hey, isn't that the preacher?	Find out what's holding things up. I want to get the hell off this farm.
how would you know? you're looking at my tits.  jesus, carl. your job is to keep us on the road!	I didn't do anything --
yeah. it's the alternator all right.	How would you know? You're looking at my tits.  Jesus, Carl. Your job is to keep us on the road!
looks like the alternator.	Yeah. It's the alternator all right.
you know, one day i'm going to have to shut down that still of yours, jeremiah.	Well, why don't you hold these as evidence in the meantime.
thought your boy and his band were only staying the night.	Bus broke down.
sounds familiar.	Book of Jeremiah.
hell, no. but you missed a damn good sermon. "you can't hide a wicked heart from the eyes of the lord."	Sounds familiar.
you're not going to arrest me for it, are you?	Hell, no. But you missed a damn good sermon. "You can't hide a wicked heart from the eyes of the Lord."
missed you at church this morning, jeremiah.	You're not going to arrest me for it, are you?
gene.	Missed you at church this morning, Jeremiah.
damn! these are one hundred dollar nikes!	I thought you said two hundred.
"peggy-sue" --	-- "Billy-Jean" --
nike specials. two hundred bucks.	Two hundred bucks?? Are you crazy?
fine. be that way. jim morrison.	Died in the bathtub... if, in fact, he's really dead. Next.
wrong. fratricide is when you gun down your brother. you're out. my turn.	Fine. Be that way. Jim Morrison.
all right. "fratricide". minor technical detail.	Wrong. Fratricide is when you gun down your brother. You're out. My turn.
that's not patricide. patricide is when you gun down your old man.	All right. "Fratricide". Minor technical detail.
yeah. marvin's old man gunned him down.	That's not patricide. Patricide is when you gun down your old man.
wait a second. did you say "patricide?"	Yeah. Marvin's old man gunned him down.
okay. my main man. marvin gaye.	Easy. Gunshot. Patricide. Next.
hey. fuck you.	Where's Jack? Anybody seen Jack?
i could. you sucked.	Hey. Fuck you.
motherfucking soundman! i couldn't hear myself sing!	I could. You sucked.
we've got to call someone -- get the sheriff--	The Sheriff?! We don't need the sheriff!!! We need to get the hell out of here!
carl! oh carrrrl!	Come out, come out wherever you are!
yeah, man. you were wrong, suze. my solo definitely works better in the second verse.	He's right. Nice guitar break.
harvest moonshining!	Old Macdonald had some... MOONSHINE!
he means moon shining.	Harvest moonshining!
"and a slash-slash there --"	Hi Suze.
"with a hack-hack here --"	"And a slash-slash there --"
"old macdonald... had --"	"-- an AXE!"
should we be doing this, dude?	Metaphysical question, man.
so... what does it do?	It harvests! It threshes! Look at these blades.
hmmm. this shit isn't bad.	Manure... is life.
sprinkled a pinch of manure in there just before i rolled it.	Hmmm. This shit isn't bad.
are you crazy?	Sprinkled a pinch of manure in there just before I rolled it.
the ancient aztecs knew how powerful this stuff was.	Cowshit? Are you sure the Aztecs even had cows?
let me get this straight... we're talking about manure?	The ancient Aztecs knew how powerful this stuff was.
i am not! i'm telling you, it's worth its weight in gold.	Let me get this straight... we're talking about manure?
you're out of your mind, man.	I am not! I'm telling you, it's worth its weight in gold.
well, there goes our record deal.	Nah. We still got Billy Bob.
curt cobain.	Shotgun. Suicide. Next?
think boy. that night. the night of the fire. at the barn. you were only six years old.	I --
amends...?	Think boy. That night. The night of the fire. At the barn. You were only six years old.
it's time to make amends.	Amends...?
-- it's not me!	Who then, Jeremiah?? -- Who?!
then who?! because someone wants another blood harvest. with human blood, jeremiah! just like jethro! who did he kill back then, jeremiah? farmhands? transients? people no one would miss? "crazy old macdonald!" but now... it's starting again, isn't it? someone's picking up where jethro left off!	-- It's not me!
people say he was a murderer.	That's your grandfather you're talking about!  I... know what people say. Heard it... all my life.
sure. what do you want to know.	People say he was a murderer.
that's a good idea. maybe we should have a little "talk" about grandaddy jethro.	Sure. What do you want to know.
you like it? irrigation system. your grandaddy built it himself. saved the land from dying.	That's a good idea. Maybe we should have a little "talk" about grandaddy Jethro.
you'll be back.	I don't think so.
old slave superstition. you sprinkle a little blood mixed with water on the crops, you get yourself a good harvest... so they say.	"Blood?"
she was talking about... a "harvest of blood"...	Old slave superstition. You sprinkle a little blood mixed with water on the crops, you get yourself a good harvest... So they say.
i wouldn't pay jesse no mind at all. she's just a crazy old woman. hasn't been right in the head since her husband passed away.  wasn't much right before that, neither.	She was talking about... a "harvest of blood"...
maybe you should tell that to the old lady you tried to hit with the shovel.	I wouldn't pay Jesse no mind at all. She's just a crazy old woman. Hasn't been right in the head since her husband passed away.  Wasn't much right before that, neither.
you got it wrong, boy. i'm not the monster you think.	Maybe you should tell that to the old lady you tried to hit with the shovel.
was. you ain't afraid of ghosts, now are you?	I'll be fine here.
this is his room... isn't it?	Was. You ain't afraid of ghosts, now are you?
that old barn. after the fire... i rebuilt it nail by nail. just the way your granddaddy would've wanted it.	This is his room... isn't it?
pardon?	Aunt Edith. How did she... die?
how... was she "called?"	Pardon?
...guess it was her time to go. you can't argue... when the good lord calls you home.	How... was she "called?"
i'll be gone again tomorrow.	...Guess it was her time to go. You can't argue... when the good Lord calls you home.
broke her heart you never visited... but i always said you'd come back.	I'll be gone again tomorrow.
i came back for the funeral. that's all.	Broke her heart you never visited... But I always said you'd come back.
joseph macdonald... your son.	Joseph Macdonald. Damn right, boy. And don't you forget it.
ain't nobody mentioned that name on this farm for 14 years. my boy was taken from me... far as i'm concerned, he's dead. now, i ain't gonna ask you again. -- who are you?!	Joseph Macdonald... Your son.
i'm your son. and laureen's son.	Ain't nobody mentioned that name on this farm for 14 years. My boy was taken from me... far as I'm concerned, he's dead. Now, I ain't gonna ask you again. -- Who are you?!
you know who i am. you invited me.	I'm your son. And Laureen's son.
depends. you got some nerve intruding on a man's grief. i bet i could pull this trigger right now and call it justifiable homicide. now: who are you?	You know who I am. You invited me.
what are you going to do? shoot me?	Depends. You got some nerve intruding on a man's grief. I bet I could pull this trigger right now and call it justifiable homicide. Now: who are you?
hey -- macdonald's farm!	Ray -- I'd like to get to the club sometime before dawn.
nothing. i'll have us back on the road in no time.	Hey -- Macdonald's farm!
what's wrong?	Nothing. I'll have us back on the road in no time.
ow!	What's wrong?
dammit, karen -- i was just... looking for your pulse.	-- By way of my breasts?
is that all you ever think of? suppose i was really hurt!	Dammit, Karen -- I was just... looking for your pulse.
i'm not surprised. it's got a body count of zero. and no one goes around in a stupid mask, hacking innocent people to death.	You don't like my costume? Cool. I'll go with plan B. Which one you like better?
never heard of it.	I'm not surprised. It's got a body count of zero. And no one goes around in a stupid mask, hacking innocent people to death.
sheena, queen of the jungle.	Never heard of it.
i'm admiring your costume. what "movie" are you going as again?	Sheena, Queen of the Jungle.
-- and keep your eyes on the road.	I'm admiring your costume. What "movie" are you going as again?
not while you're driving.	-- And keep your eyes on the road.
throw me one.	Not while you're driving.
what the fuck you talking about, man?	He's right. You were behind.
hallelujah! ...civilization... here i come!	Amen.
you seen mac? his bed hasn't been slept in.	What?! You mean... I slept on this couch for nothing?!
he started it.	You seen Mac? His bed hasn't been slept in.
it's a farm, keith. you're not supposed to shoot the rooster.	He started it.
you got something against farm people, keith?	Not at all. They lynched my ancestors, they smell like manure, they have sex with their relatives... and they all have two first names: "Bobby- Joe" --
yeah. maybe i can pick a little cotton for da masta.	You got something against farm people, Keith?
down boy.	Who you callin' "boy?"
hey. some klu klux klan homeboy gets in my face, he gonna have a few extra holes in his bedsheet.	Down boy.
you know what they say about men who need big guns...	Hey. Some Klu Klux Klan homeboy gets in my face, he gonna have a few extra holes in his bedsheet.
hey. could you be a little more insensitive? we're on our way to a funeral for crissake.	Yeah. Our own. I don't see why we got to go along for the ride.
who? us?!	The audience!
jesus. what a bunch of useless zombies.	Who? Us?!
you wanna know the difference? the difference is that you're screwing up the song.	Yeah. Sure. I'm screwing up the song. You're the one who's been two beats behind since we kicked it off.
bzzzzzzzzzt!	Fuck you! Who cares what sandwich the bitch was eating?
chicken sandwich?	Bzzzzzzzzzt!
buzzzzzzzzzz. sorry, wrong answer!	Chicken sandwich?
asphyxiation. choked to death on a ham sandwich. next.	Buzzzzzzzzzz. Sorry, wrong answer!
is that right?	Yeah, that's right! I'm outta here -- Y'all can kiss my city ass goodbye!... I'm gone with the wind.
fuck you! fuck all of you! i'm done kickin' it with cows and roosters. -- and drinking moonshine with johnny cash! senior and junior!	Is that right?
how does it feel, keith?	Fuck you! Fuck all of you! I'm done kickin' it with cows and roosters. -- And drinking moonshine with Johnny Cash! Senior AND Junior!
you guys figure it out. i'm taking a break.	Yeah. Good idea. Go milk the cows, feed the chickens.
yeah. that's just the problem.	Tell me you checked the bus before we left, Carl.
try taking a left after the next cow pasture.	Yeah. That sounds good. "Hang a left at the first cow patty, then make a right when you see porky pig".
yes!	Which means we've got ONE week to start acting like a professional band.
relax. he liked what he saw. well, some of it. enough to give us a showcase audition. one week from today.	Yes!
shit!	Relax. He liked what he saw. Well, some of it. Enough to give us a showcase audition. One week from today.
i almost thought for a second...	Never.
...no... mac... p-please...	Can't help it, Suze... family sticks together...
the trap door. that's how he escaped the fire...	You've been... hiding him all these years. Helping him... irrigate the land. With blood...
get out of here.	No. Not without you --
mac... let's get out of here.	Don't you see? Whatever's going on... I'm part of it.
no mac, please... i --	Don't look.
you sabotaged the bus! you kept us here... to die! first keith, then carl --	Suzie --
listen to me --	You sabotaged the bus! You kept us here... To die! First Keith, then Carl --
you brought us here. and that morning i found you in the barn. you had scratches on your face --	Listen to me --
no --	You brought us here. And that morning I found you in the barn. You had scratches on your face --
it's you. you and your father.	No --
suzie... no.	It's you. You and your father.
i hurt my leg. diving away from the harvester -- it almost got me.	Suzie... No.
you're... limping.	I hurt my leg. Diving away from the Harvester -- it almost got me.
-- you're not making sense!! what "scarecrow"?	You're... limping.
he's still out there!!!	-- You're not making sense!! What "Scarecrow"?
what are --	HE'S STILL OUT THERE!!!
i... saw him -- he tried to kill me -- he's, he's -- still -- out there --	What are --
wait a minute --	I... saw him -- he tried to kill me -- he's, he's -- still -- out there --
billy bob's dead. -- we were wrong -- he didn't do anything. i-it's the scarecrow --	Wait a minute --
suzie --	Billy Bob's dead. -- We were wrong -- he didn't do anything. I-It's the scarecrow --
you wouldn't understand.	You never had trouble communicating before.
strange... i can feel my old self coming back...	Mmmm -- so can I...
i don't think so. keith's about to use the rooster for target practice. besides... you didn't seem too interested last night.	Strange... I can feel my old self coming back...
look. you want to talk about this?	I don't think so. Keith's about to use the rooster for target practice. Besides... you didn't seem too interested last night.
getting ready.	Look. You want to talk about this?
picked up one of those shears. blade's razor sharp. -- where is everyone?	Getting ready.
how'd you get that? playing with your pitchfork?	Picked up one of those shears. Blade's razor sharp. -- Where is everyone?
i... heard something... came in here last night. must have gone to sleep.	How'd you get that? Playing with your pitchfork?
we're almost ready. what the hell are you doing out here?	I... heard something... came in here last night. Must have gone to sleep.
think of it... as a threesome. you. me. and... "jethro."	I said that's enough!
i bet if he were still alive, he'd like to watch.	Think of it... as a threesome. You. Me. And... "Jethro."
let it go.	I bet if he were still alive, he'd like to watch.
i'm talking to the spirit of jethro macdonald. is it okay to have sex in your old attic with your grandson? we'll be careful of the bed --	Let it go.
so?	When I was a kid... I was never allowed up here...
this... used to be jethro's room. the attic.	So?
what's wrong?	This... used to be Jethro's room. The attic.
what about jeremiah?	Nah. Just you.
then why go back now?	Still trying to figure it out myself.
name something.	Then why go back now?
about what?	Name something.
my father and i don't exactly see eye to eye.	About what?
you never told us you grew up on a farm.	Nothing to tell.
yeah?	-- picked tonight to come by and watch our set.
time for a little... "feedback" guys. that guy from hectic records --	Yeah?
it gets worse. he's cut all the phone lines.	What'll we do?
someone better tell mac.	Why bother?
carl??? carl did this?!!	Last night... he tried to get it on with me.
carl.	CARL??? Carl did this?!!
where's mac?	Who knows? Just like a man... never around when you need them.
-- where have you two been?	Us? We been... moonlighting.
second verse!	Jeez, what's the difference? Just 'cause it's rock 'n roll, doesn't mean it's be set in stone.
it's coming right up. after the third verse.	Second verse!
like your guitar break.	It's coming right up. After the third verse.
like what?	Like your guitar break.
hold it, hold it. aren't you forgetting something, rod?	Like what?
she's a tarot card reader at a shopping mall.	What a surprise. -- What about our audition?
what is it?!!	Spider.
hey. anyone here need lessons, just talk to me.	Yeah, I'll teach you a lesson --
yeah. great work, rod. but next time, it would be nice... if you could join us for the entire set!	I was getting 'warmed' up.
and that makes you look like a squid?	I'll tell you what, no one with lyme disease gonna win any damn handsome contests!
touch some deer feces out in the forest. eat a sandwich without washing your hands. then you got lyme disease.	And that makes you look like a squid?
what?	Touch some deer feces out in the forest. Eat a sandwich without washing your hands. Then you got lyme disease.
that young lady heard you say 'squid.' she's gonna go out and create a goddamn hysteria!	Sherry, you gonna create a hysteria?
dude's a half--squid. ain't many places he can hide. sea world, maybe.	That young lady heard you say 'squid.' She's gonna go out and create a Goddamn hysteria!
how are you going to find him?	Dude's a half--squid. Ain't many places he can hide. Sea World, maybe.
hell, jack, your leisure activities ain't my business.	Don't fuck with me, Bill. Your post here as Chief is in dire straits you don't work this shit out.
bill, this brenda's randy flagg's niece. we need to find grant yesterday! the town council has lit a roman candle and stuck it up my ass!	Hell, Jack, your leisure activities ain't my business.
'mornin', jack.	Bill, this Brenda's Randy Flagg's niece. We need to find Grant yesterday! The town council has lit a Roman candle and stuck it up my ass!
bill, we need to talk!	'Mornin', Jack.
shit.	Bill, we need to talk!
comes with some goddamn responsibility, like keeping your people in line.	You're right, Jack. Margaret, you're fired.
bill, you're chief of police now.	Comes with some Goddamn responsibility, like keeping your people in line.
it's my nature.	And this is mine.
you took bill.	It's my nature.
please, starla. i'm gonna do my best not to hurt anybody --	You took Bill.
okay.	Please, Starla. I'm gonna do my best not to hurt anybody --
we'll just head up here into bishopville, get checked up in the hospital. then maybe we'll head off to hollywood after all, huh?	Okay.
aspirin.	We'll just head up here into Bishopville, get checked up in the hospital. Then maybe we'll head off to Hollywood after all, huh?
i'll get it for you. ibuprofen or aspirin?	Aspirin.
we can probably get some first aid and food at this gas station up here.	Yeah. Good.
he wants me, bill! i'm going to get him to take me to him! see if you can follow me, and kill him!	No, Starla! No!
what?	He wants me, Bill! I'm going to get him to take me to him! See if you can follow me, and kill him!
we can't make it. just get away, when you get the chance.	What?
what are you doing?!	We can't make it. Just get away, when you get the chance.
after all this shit tonight, i know for sure now you regret not running off with me to hollywood!	Hell, Starla. I always regretted that.
that wasn't a good night, no.	I'm sorry.
when you wanted to run away, i called your dad.	That wasn't a good night, no.
my father, he was -- he was real close to evil. people didn't know. still don't. from the time i was a toddler he'd beat the hell out of me. i don't mean just like a smack for smart--mouthing... he took a real enjoyment in it. and when i turned eleven or twelve, things... well, they got worse. starla looks at bill, who seems struck.	When you wanted to run away, I called your dad.
well, big ol' lincoln, sure. guess i would have flirted with him too.	My father, he was -- he was real close to evil. People didn't know. Still don't. From the time I was a toddler he'd beat the hell out of me. I don't mean just like a smack for smart--mouthing... he took a real enjoyment in it. And when I turned eleven or twelve, things... well, they got worse. Starla looks at Bill, who seems struck.
grant used to get filled up every day. i knew it was just to see me. he was too old -- but he was handsome. and he had that big ol' lincoln then. i flirted with him.	Well, big ol' Lincoln, sure. Guess I would have flirted with him too.
i know what people say, bill. i... remember, back in high school i worked at my father's gas station?	Grant used to get filled up every day. I knew it was just to see me. He was too old -- But he was handsome. And he had that big ol' Lincoln then. I flirted with him.
was always curious why you... married grant in the first place... just never seemed outta love.	I know what people say, Bill. I... Remember, back in high school I worked at my father's gas station?
no reception out here.	Bill, I'll run out to your car, call for paramedics from there.
starla, it ain't --	It is. He'd been acting strange. And the physical changes. I should have told someone right away... But I was just blind. I wanted to pretend it wasn't happening... If I don't do what I can to help now, I just couldn't live with it.
please, bill. what happened, it's my fault, i know it.	Starla, it ain't --
he did. i know. but i got him angry 'cause i wasn't calm. this time i could --	Please, Bill. What happened, it's my fault, I know it.
he tried to kill you, starla.	He did. I know. But I got him angry 'cause I wasn't calm. This time I could --
wait! dammit, bill, if that girl's still out there, how will you find her? how, unless you bring grant in alive? your best chance of doing that is with me. i can talk to him --	He tried to kill you, Starla.
why? listen, it doesn't matter. i gotta go.	Wait! Dammit, Bill, if that girl's still out there, how will you find her? How, unless you bring Grant in alive? Your best chance of doing that is with me. I can talk to him --
bill, i heard what you're doing. i think i should go along.	Why? Listen, it doesn't matter. I gotta go.
how about brenda?	New? No. We're hoping we find Grant, he'll lead us to her.
no. what?	She disappeared Friday night. We got reason to believe foul play might be involved.
maybe she's ever called the house, or -- ?	No. What?
grant, where'd you go?	Hey, Grant.
mm hm. but only a few folks know how to get there. wally. rollo linkski coulda taken you, but 'course he got hit by that train. me.	I'll get Wally to show me sometime then.
oh, yeah?	Mm hm. But only a few folks know how to get there. Wally. Rollo Linkski coulda taken you, but 'course he got hit by that train. Me.
there's a place over there on the bluffs. when the fog is just right, like tonight, the lights of main look like a kaleidoscope.	Oh, yeah?
well that's only if you're in the wrong spot.	There's a place over there on the bluffs. When the fog is just right, like tonight, the lights of Main look like a kaleidoscope.
i don't know. i've seen them so many times before. i guess any spot gets boring after awhile.	Well that's only if you're in the wrong spot.
pretty, ain't they?	I don't know. I've seen them so many times before. I guess any spot gets boring after awhile.
just checking out the lights.	Pretty, ain't they?
what you up to?	Just checking out the lights.
tryin' to get a buzz on. but i'm too buff. too much muscle mass.	What you up to?
whatcha' doin'?	Tryin' to get a buzz on. But I'm too buff. Too much muscle mass.
sorry.	Whatcha' doin'?
that's not funny.	Sorry.
don't worry. the lurker ain't around. i checked.	That's not funny.
what the hell are we going to do?!	Just block the doors, any way you can.
when i buy my zoo, i'm leaving them things the hell out!	Shelby!
he's a fucking martian?!	A Martian is from Mars, Trevor.
where are you?!	We're coming your way, man!
and then we get here, the castavets', where last night's shit--storm took place.	I see. It's like as if he's going in a pattern. Is that what you're saying, Bill?
he's gotta be in the forest. all three ranches run alongside it.	Think we should get up a search party, head in there?
what's she see in that douchebag?	That's the mystery of the ages there, Trev. Starla was seventeen when they got engaged. He was, like, in his thirties. No one even knew they were goin' out till she had that ring on her finger.
i think we best get you to a hospital right quick.	What the fuck they gonna do with her in a hospital, Bill?
looks like a chipmunk.	Your momma wasn't too proud when you came out neither, Wally.
rorschach.	What do you see? I see a butterfly.
some kids found her necklace near tipper creek, as well as what might be her blood on a rock.	The problem, Starla, is, the last person anyone saw her talking to was Grant.
what?	Oh yeah. Fuck you, fat ass.
hey, wally. glad you're here. there was something i wanted to tell you...	What?
surprised you're able to lift a mug after carrying that torch for so long.	Hey, Wally. Glad you're here. There was something I wanted to tell you...
shelby! we need people out here at cosgrove and mccammon right away!	Don't worry, Chief.
hey there, chief.	Shelby! We need people out here at Cosgrove and McCammon right away!
i got to leave my post.	Do it.
shelby, we broke down on 22, a mile outside town. come pick us up.	I got to leave my post.
sorry.	We'll be there in ten minutes.
i can't hear when you're nodding.	Sorry.
yeah.	I can't hear when you're nodding.
are you nodding?	Yeah.
shelby, shut up. keep an eye out for these things. if you see 'em, keep your mouth covered. otherwise they'll go straight down it. all right?	Are you nodding?
oh, shit! i hope she ain't a police radio aficionado. if so, i apolog	Shelby, shut up. Keep an eye out for these things. If you see 'em, keep your mouth covered. Otherwise they'll go straight down it. All right?
shelby --	Oh, shit! I hope she ain't a police radio aficionado. If so, I apolog
slugs? no. 'less you talkin' about that new waitress down at sloan's! ha ha!	Shelby --
listen, you got any reports of... i don't know what you call 'em. they look like big slugs, only fast.	Slugs? No. 'Less you talkin' about that new waitress down at Sloan's! Ha ha!
you dig that rat out of the hole?	Listen, you got any reports of... I don't know what you call 'em. They look like big slugs, only fast.
grant? grant, i'm hungry. i'm so fuckin' hungry i think i'm gonna die.	Brought you munchies.
what?	Stuff you can never imagine. Feelings. Big thoughts. And love. Yeah. I'm inclined to parlay it into somethin' more. So, go ahead there, beautiful, and take off your shirt.
guess it's hard to explain how amazin' a human brain is to someone who that's all they know.	What?
where's the old half--mexican?	Took the kids to his Mom's for the weekend.
shut up.	Where's the old half--Mexican?
you're lookin' awful pretty.	Shut up.
already ain't. married a gal named --	Starla Covington. Don't be ignorant. Everyone knows that. Fucking prom queen.
fuck lucky. never marry a damn half--mexican.	Already ain't. Married a gal named --
who's the lucky fella?	Fuck lucky. Never marry a damn half--Mexican.
hell, i was game!	Who's the lucky fella?
shit, girl, you couldn't'a been eleven.	Hell, I was game!
my sister megan, she's a big fat cow. was then, even more so now. i'd be thinking, what'd you see in her ain't in me?	Shit, girl, you couldn't'a been eleven.
megan halesy' little sister.	Shit. You're kidding me. Nope. BRENDA Brenda! GRANT Hell, you were --
all the rib eyes?	Yep. And while you're at it, get me a few of them chicken wings... some pork loins... and, ooo, what's this here? Osso buco?...
hell, what am i holding back for? why don't you just give me everything you got here?	All the rib eyes?
thinkin' 'bout getting me a couple of these big ol' rib eyes.	How many you need?
what can i do you for?	Thinkin' 'bout getting me a couple of these big ol' rib eyes.
sure thing, killer.	What can I do you for?
howdy, mr. grant. you goin' to the deer cheer this weekend?	Sure thing, killer.
meat.	Howdy, Mr. Grant. You goin' to the Deer Cheer this weekend?
i loved you. i loved --	Grant, you're sick!
grant, no!	I loved you. I loved --
why'd you betray me, sugarplum?!	Grant, no!
i'll get if for you.	No! No. Heh. I'll be right back.
grant. oh my god. what happened to your -- ?	Heh. It ain't as bad as it looks, sugarplum. Dr. Carl was just here. I had a reaction to a bee sting. He gave me a prescription. Said I should be fine, in a couple days.
who's that?	It's just one of my students, Grant.
you're pretty.	Who's that?
what are you doing?	You're pretty.
okay.	I got a super--special birthday present for you this year. I couldn't risk you finding it, so I had to put them locks on the doors.
you're my princess, aren't you?	Okay.
my present?	You're my princess, aren't you?
yeahhhh. i'm sorry. i just got so excited about... your present.	My present?
welcome home.	Grant? Why are there -- did you put locks on the garage?
i never danced in a towel before.	Wearing white, just like on our... wedding day. I remember it.
that's not true -- where are you--?	Out.
i'm just some big clown to you, ain't i?	That's not true -- Where are you--?
where are you going?	I'm just some big clown to you, ain't I?
flip.	That's disrespectful.
i'm sorry. i don't just have some switch.	Sure you do.
grant, no -- i'm sorry, i'm just -- i'm not in the mood. grant is on top of her, breathing a little too heavy. grant come on, baby, it's --	I'm sorry. I don't just have some switch.
it's just a work thing.	Work thing hell, Starla. He just wants to get in your pussy. Him and most these other ones around here. That's where their minds is at, them sick fucks.
oh yeah, that's what he wants to borrow, this guy.	It's just a work thing.
he's teaching environmental science, grant. probably wants to borrow my lesson plans from last semester.	Oh yeah, that's what he wants to borrow, this guy.
when one sees you they all see you.	An animal that doesn't procreate. It spreads, grows. A living disease.
and you said the worms are part of him. they're all linked, like one creature?	When one sees you they all see you.
he took him over. his body. his -- his brain, everything what he knew. he's only been dumb stuff before amoeba--things, and rhino--things. he liked being human. didn't want to change.	And you said the worms are part of him. They're all linked, like one creature?
through a wound on his stomach?	He took him over. His body. His -- his brain, everything what he knew. He's only been dumb stuff before amoeba--things, and rhino--things. He liked being human. Didn't want to change.
now he's here. he went in mr. grant.	Through a wound on his stomach?
but not always. i was -- he was... other stuff too.	What other stuff?
maybe you better sit back down. you don't look so good.	Margaret.
praise jesus.	'Praise Jesus?' That's fucking pushing it, Margaret.
where'd he go?	We ain't never gonna find that girl now.
so he drags the cow backwards here. only he prolly didn't know 'bout the castavets had them dogs.	Hey, look!
ain't no mystery to it. she's raised in them shanties off st. luc. dirt--poor.	Gold--digger, huh?
get your hands off my daughter!	Your what?
you know, you may think you're gonna get away, but i promise you, everytime you turn around, i'll be there, breathing down your neck.	Well, if your breath is as sweet as your personality, I got a lot to look forward to. Adios.
yeah, well i kinda figured that.	You know, you may think you're gonna get away, but I promise you, everytime you turn around, I'll be there, breathing down your neck.
you.	Yeah, well I kinda figured that.
not that i don't have any respect for the law, but what's your problem, man?	You.
just the man who's gonna see you driven to your knees! sheriff buell clayton from texas.	Not that I don't have any respect for the law, but what's your problem, man?
you got my barley pop?	What do you think?
four hundred cases worth.  well?	You paying for the gas?
how much style?	Four hundred cases worth.  Well?
i got a boy running in the peach tree classic tomorrow and when he wins, i wanna celebrate in style.	How much style?
last year, this was a new rig.	But it wasn't a Kenworth.
look, you make this little run for me, i'll buy you a new rig.	Last year, this was a new rig.
i hear a few weeks ago you smuggled sixteen beaners up to west virginia.	You know how rumors start.
what's the matter? legend has it bandit larue's king of the road.	I can make it to Texarkana and back in twenty-eight hours... that's no sweat.
you're crazy, man. smart dresser, but crazy.	What's the matter? Legend has it Bandit LaRue's king of the road.
you to forget this dumbass roadeo and take on a real challenge.	You're crazy, man. Smart dresser, but crazy.
america's bored.  now, what do you want?	You to forget this dumbass Roadeo and take on a real challenge.
i can't believe there's two thousand people here to watch a bunch of guys back up their trucks.	America's bored.  Now, what do you want?
what's he get if he wins here?	If...?
yeah, it's the highlight of my day.	What's he get if he wins here?
aw, ain't you glad to see me, bandit?	Yeah, it's the highlight of my day.
see ya, bandit.	See ya, Kate.
what are you thinking?	You gotta admire the man's determination.
listen, he's nuts. i mean certifiable. but believe it or not, he once looked great in levis. that's why my mother married him. but like all good things...  i know what you're thinking.	What are you thinking?
absolutely.	Listen, he's nuts. I mean certifiable. But believe it or not, he once looked great in Levis. That's why my mother married him. But like all good things...  I know what you're thinking.
i should've told you, but you would've thrown me out, right?	Absolutely.
that man is your father?!?	I should've told you, but you would've thrown me out, right?
he's just exhausted.	That man is your father?!?
what can i say?	Promise me you won't fall in love with an inmate.
hey...	What can I say?
well, thanks for the lift.	Hey...
well, at least it hasn't been boring.	Well, thanks for the lift.
one to five?	Maybe six months with good behavior.  One to five.
why are you stopping?	Weight Station.
what are you gonna do when you get home?	Sleep for a week.  Wanna join me?
what kind of a guy is he?	The minute you see him, you'll know.
it's not the beer. he just wants to see me fail.	What kind of a guy is he?
-- it's hard to believe this schmuck kyle would go to such lengths for coors beer.	It's not the beer. He just wants to see me fail.
they should arrest people for obeying the speed limit.	Bandit II?
well, that's what you get for falling in love with a guy who's first name is ramblin'.	They should arrest people for obeying the speed limit.
my very words.	Well, that's what you get for falling in love with a guy who's first name is Ramblin'.
he wasn't. one day i came home and found him taking a shower -- with another girl. and her sister.	My very words.
and?	He wasn't. One day I came home and found him taking a shower -- with another girl. And her sister.
-- actually, my heaviest relationship was with a rock singer named ramblin' bobby holt. when i turned twenty- one, i went to europe with visions of being free and independent. my luck, he was on the plane. i landed in paris and fell in love before i could claim my baggage.  we were together for almost a year. i thought he was it.	And?
i been thinking. maybe i should drop you in montgomery. i mean, the way things are going, it might get pretty hairy by the time we get to atlanta.	Forget it. This is one of the longest relationships I've ever had. I'm not blowing it now.
ummm?	I been thinking. Maybe I should drop you in Montgomery. I mean, the way things are going, it might get pretty hairy by the time we get to Atlanta.
kate...	Ummm?
yeah?	You only smoked three cigarettes through the entire state of Mississippi.
i'm proud of you.	Yeah?
i'm sure the arkansas bears put out an all-points.	You take the front, I'll take the back.
how do you know?	I know.  Bandit two, bring yourself on in.
an unmarked police car.	How do you know?
i... uh... i don't know. i guess don't like to think about it.	Then let's change the subject.  What do you think about forced school busing?
you plan on driving trucks all your life?	I... uh... I don't know. I guess don't like to think about it.
i guess if there's one lesson i've learned, it's that even misery has a tough time hitting a moving target.  i forgot your question?	You plan on driving trucks all your life?
do i know? i'm an authority on it.	I guess if there's one lesson I've learned, it's that even misery has a tough time hitting a moving target.  I forgot your question?
-- trucking ain't the easiest life in the world. i mean, you can't make it much past fifty and you sure as shit don't get a gold watch when you hang it all up. but i like keeping on the move. you know?	Do I know? I'm an authority on it.
no, actually i was thinking of becoming a brain surgeon.	-- Trucking ain't the easiest life in the world. I mean, you can't make it much past fifty and you sure as shit don't get a gold watch when you hang it all up. But I like keeping on the move. You know?
you plan on driving trucks all your life?	No, actually I was thinking of becoming a brain surgeon.
let's hit it.	Nice meeting you, Cledus. Keep on truckin'.
yeah, it's tough when your cheek- bones are your main asset.	Uh-oh.
-- you know, i used to be a high fashion model. tried it for six months and almost freaked. makeup, silly clothes, a little man saying 'darling' every two seconds...	Yeah, it's tough when your cheek- bones are your main asset.
you want to lose this putz or not?!?	-- You know, I used to be a high fashion model. Tried it for six months and almost freaked. Makeup, silly clothes, a little man saying 'darling' every two seconds...
mississippi's the other way!	You want to lose this putz or not?!?
where did you learn how to drive like this?	Like what?
you might have said no. i have trouble handling rejection.	Where did you learn how to drive like this?
you could've asked.	You might have said no. I have trouble handling rejection.
look, the truth is, i didn't want to be dumped at the truck stop. i wanted to go on with you. i needed an excuse.	You could've asked.
yeah.	Yeah.
i would've come back for you.	Yeah.
by stealing my car?	I would've come back for you.
i've never seen him before in my life. i'm just trying to help you out.	By stealing my car?
you know this guy, don't you?	I've never seen him before in my life. I'm just trying to help you out.
he's after us again!	You know this guy, don't you?
what the hell are you doing?!?	He's after us again!
see ya, kate.	Ciao.
jesus!!!	Trucker coffee. It's three times stronger. Good for a hundred miles. That, a coupla perks, and you can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
hey...	Enjoy your Kenworth.
enough to get to jersey. i'll walk the rest of the way. i've been sitting a long time.  nice meeting you. it's been a trip.	Hey...
the bus'll pick you up over there.  uh... you got enough bread for a ticket?	Enough to get to Jersey. I'll walk the rest of the way. I've been sitting a long time.  Nice meeting you. It's been a trip.
christ, what channel are we on?...	Eleven.
i don't know. we were planning on seeing the astrodome.	Christ, what channel are we on?...
your honeymoon would've never been this exciting.	I don't know. We were planning on seeing the Astrodome.
well?	We lost him.
you know, my mother was a dancer, too. her big shot was the touring company of 'brigadoon.' she's been married three times. to a redneck, a poet and her tennis instructor.  see, i motor-mouth when i get nervous. i was nervous when i first got into the car. now i'm scared shitless.	Believe me, there's nothing to be afraid of.
i don't know. maybe jerry jeff sent the heat after us.	A Texas Bear in Arkansas.  Something's up and at this point in my life, I don't want to know what it is.
that's a texas cop. what the hell's he doing in arkansas?	I don't know. Maybe Jerry Jeff sent the heat after us.
you know, you're not a bad driver.	You know, you're not a bad passenger.
shoot.	What do you want to be when you grow up?
can i ask you something?	Shoot.
we're cool. the dumb schmuck took the wrong turn.	Can I ask you something?
anything?	We're cool. The dumb schmuck took the wrong turn.
what the hell's going on?	I forget to tell you. I'm running blocker for four hundred cases of illegal brew.
i give up.	You just passed your nemesis.
guess what?	I give up.
would i lie to you?	Guess what?
seriously?!?	Would I lie to you?
mattoon, illinois. but i moved down south to work in the civil rights movement.	Seriously?!?
where you from?	Mattoon, Illinois. But I moved down south to work in the Civil Rights movement.
yeah, i do. especially from that angle.	Where you from?
you have a great profile.	Yeah, I do. Especially from that angle.
they're both a challenge.	You have a great profile.
driving, talking to me...	They're both a challenge.
driving?	Driving, talking to me...
is this fun?	Driving?
having fun.	Is this fun?
no. i want to know what you think about besides ditching smokey?	Having fun.
whaddya want to know? my sign?	No. I want to know what you think about besides ditching Smokey?
well?...	Whaddya want to know? My sign?
okay.	Well?...
so tell me about yourself.	Okay.
eyes on the road.	So tell me about yourself.
a what?	Eyes on the road.
an existentialist.	A what?
hey, you could get killed crossing the street.	An existentialist.
but you could get killed, right?	Hey, you could get killed crossing the street.
it's not a truck. it's the rolls royce of eighteen-wheelers.	But you could get killed, right?
a truck? you're doing this for a truck? that's insanity.	It's not a truck. It's the Rolls Royce of eighteen-wheelers.
for a new kenworth. that's a truck.	A truck? You're doing this for a truck? That's insanity.
why are you doing this obviously macho feat?	For a new Kenworth. That's a truck.
i never looked at it that way.  you ask a lot of questions.	Why are you doing this obviously macho feat?
who'd want to?	I never looked at it that way.  You ask a lot of questions.
cute. no, 'cause no one's ever made it from atlanta to texarkana and back in twenty-eight hours.	Who'd want to?
why? you have a bowling date?	Cute. No, 'cause no one's ever made it from Atlanta to Texarkana and back in twenty-eight hours.
i gotta get back to atlanta in thirteen hours.	Why? You have a bowling date?
why're you driving so fast?	I gotta get back to Atlanta in thirteen hours.
kate mcconnell.	Kate McConnell. Sweet, shy... well- dressed. I'm giving her a lift to the next waterhole.
look, i'm a twenty-eight year old hoofer who spends most of her time with fags. besides, i'm impulsive. it runs in the family. we're all crazy. mind if i smoke?  anyway, today was the 'bid day.' but as i was walking down the aisle, i realized this is total insanity. what am i going to do in texas the rest of my life? i can't marry jerry jeff. i mean, we're eventually gonna have to talk. so, halfway down the aisle, i turned and split. you think i'm nuts, right?	Absolutely not. In fact, I picked up a bride yesterday; except she was a singer.
all sound reasons for matrimony.	Look, I'm a twenty-eight year old hoofer who spends most of her time with fags. Besides, I'm impulsive. It runs in the family. We're all crazy. Mind if I smoke?  Anyway, today was the 'bid day.' But as I was walking down the aisle, I realized this is total insanity. What am I going to do in Texas the rest of my life? I can't marry Jerry Jeff. I mean, we're eventually gonna have to talk. So, halfway down the aisle, I turned and split. You think I'm nuts, right?
okay. i was in texas dancing in an industrial show for sunkist oranges. they say i'm the new anita bryant. but i'm really a dancer from new york. a lot of credits. moderate talent.  anyway, after opening night, i was walking back to the motor lodge and suddenly there he was. a tall texan with a twenty-nine inch waist. pure dynamite.	All sound reasons for matrimony.
i owe you a big one, hot pants.	You sure do.
i'll do it.	I owe you a big one, Hot Pants.
but you'll do it?	I'll do it.
i want you to know i'm doing this against my better instincts.	But you'll do it?
i'm begging.	I want you to know I'm doing this against my better instincts.
yes.	I'm begging.
what do you want me to do, hot pants? beg?	Yes.
hot pants, please. i'm gonna be flying by in about five minutes with smokey on my tail. can you lock it off behind me?	What do you want me to do, Hot Pants? Beg?
i'm working, bandit. besides, what's the matter? won't your new girl friend help you?	Hot Pants, please. I'm gonna be flying by in about five minutes with Smokey on my tail. Can you lock it off behind me?
because i need your help, sweet thing.  and i need it bad.	I'm working, Bandit. Besides, what's the matter? Won't your new girl friend help you?
why should i?	Because I need your help, sweet thing.  And I need it bad.
sure i can't interest you in anything else?	Another time.
order up!	That's me.
no what?	Nothing on 'em and two cups of mud; one while I'm waiting.
couple of cheeseburgers, no condiments...	No what?
what's your pleasure?	Couple of cheeseburgers, no condiments...
but they're waiting for me. they don't even know cledus snow exists.	Well, they're gonna. It's time this gearjammer rode to glory.  Now, move aside; good buddy. I'm coming through.
when we agree to do a job, we do it. right?	But they're waiting for me. They don't even know Cledus Snow exists.
yeah, but...	When we agree to do a job, we do it. Right?
are you loco, pardner!?! we've come this far.	Yeah, but...
how's the clock, bandit ii.	Ticking away, but it looks like a clear shot to Hot Town. Green lights and white lines all the way.
what's that, pardner?	Don't take that foot off the hammer, 'cause you got wall-to-wall Bears about to pour over you like maple syrup.
bandit i, let me offer my heartiest congratulations and a piece of advice.	What's that, pardner?
you're coming up to the scale house.	I'm cucumber cool.
i'm here.	You're coming up to the scale house.
bandit ii?	I'm here.
i'm all ears.	You're about to hit a convoy. Tighten up your rubber band. The oncoming's clear.
we're gonna have to do a little tightrope act.	Let's boogie.
talk to me.	We're gonna have to do a little tightrope act.
-- how we doing?	It's gonna be close. Real close.
god's back on our side, so let's get smokin'.	Roger. Keep the shiny side up and the greasy side down.  Right, Fred?
just fine. what's the weather like?	God's back on our side, so let's get smokin'.
you okay?	Just fine. What's the weather like?
ran into a little hassle at the eatum- up-stop.	You okay?
it shouldn't last. gives me time to take a go-go juice break.	We'll be waiting. Over.
you're gonna hit some heavy precipitation in about six minutes. better let your flaps down, these roads are killers when they're damp.	It shouldn't last. Gives me time to take a go-go juice break.
i'm all ears, good buddy.	You're gonna hit some heavy precipitation in about six minutes. Better let your flaps down, these roads are killers when they're damp.
-- looks like a clear shot to the 'bama state line.	I'll believe it when I see it.
we're outta motion lotion.	I'll keep streaking. Pick me up.
now what?	We're outta motion lotion.
bandit two, i gotta make a quick pit stop.	Now what?
anything else you don't want me to know?	Nope. Just keep those wheels churning.
never mind. it's nothing.	Anything else you don't want me to know?
we're gone.	Bandit?
not good enough to be standing here shooting the bull.	We're gone.
just don't worry about it.  how we doin' timewise?	Not good enough to be standing here shooting the bull.
-- but everytime we've ever messed up, it's because your rhyme's over- ruling your reason. i know you think you're god's gift to waitresses, but...	Just don't worry about it.  How we doin' timewise?
then don't.	-- But everytime we've ever messed up, it's because your rhyme's over- ruling your reason. I know you think you're God's gift to waitresses, but...
i hate to say it...	Then don't.
i ran into complications.	I hate to say it...
i thought you were dumping the chick at the truck stop.	I ran into complications.
i'm at marker eight-five.	Son-of-a-gun. Me too.
-- gimme a twenty, pardner.	I'm at marker eight-five.
as far as john law knows, i'm just a joy ridin' georgia redneck. we keep 'em outta your backyard, we're cool.  now just give me five to ditch this idiot and i'll meet you in ole miss.	If you don't, we can kiss that Kenworth good-bye.
what they all want -- to handcuff a hero.	As far as John Law knows, I'm just a joy ridin' Georgia redneck. We keep 'em outta your backyard, we're cool.  Now just give me five to ditch this idiot and I'll meet you in Ole Miss.
i'm still trying to ditch this texas smokey. i don't know what the sucker wants.	What they all want -- to handcuff a hero.
what's your twenty?	'Bout fourteen miles this side of Mississippi.
do i have a choice?	What's your twenty?
on its way. give me a coupla minutes, okay?	Do I have a choice?
my vocal cords are fine, but fred's ain't. he's been barking, eating the seats and driving me crackers.  hear that? where's his chow?	On its way. Give me a coupla minutes, okay?
yeah, guy?	Pick up a burger for Fred. He's going crazy.
bandit?	Yeah, guy?
i'll drop off my fare, hit a quick choke-and-puke and be blocking for you pronto.	Bandit?
she's losing minutes so you better start running interference or we're never gonna make it. might i remind you this was your brainstorm.	I'll drop off my fare, hit a quick choke-and-puke and be blocking for you pronto.
what does the old timex say?	She's losing minutes so you better start running interference or we're never gonna make it. Might I remind you this was your brainstorm.
i hope that's you, buddy; 'cause i'd hate to start believing in ghosts.	What does the old Timex say?
what's a texas smokey doing in arkansas, man?	If I knew, Cledus; I'd be on College Bowl.
i'm 'bout four miles ahead of you, turkey.	Not for long, you ain't.
what's your twenty?	I'm 'bout four miles ahead of you, turkey.
thirty-eight minutes ahead of schedule.	What's your twenty?
on two lane blacktop. mile marker six-one. how we doin' on time?	Thirty-eight minutes ahead of schedule.
this is bandit ii. now, where the hell are you?	On two lane blacktop. Mile marker six-one. How we doin' on time?
what's going on, bandit? come on.	Tell him we'll be back on the highway in a second.
you can't swear on these.	What's going on, Bandit? Come on.
bandit i, do you copy?	This is Bandit I, come back.
save it. we got a long haul.	Clear and rolling.
i hate to say i told you so.	Save it. We got a long haul.
forty-two minutes ahead.	I hate to say I told you so.
we still on schedule?	Forty-two minutes ahead.
right. give me your pen. we'll tell 'em to bill kyle.	We still on schedule?
shouldn't we pay 'em for the damages?	Right. Give me your pen. We'll tell 'em to bill Kyle.
let's get the hell outta here.	Shouldn't we pay 'em for the damages?
hit the brakes!	They're jammed!
can a pig whistle?	Hit the brakes!
you know how to drive one of these things?	Can a pig whistle?
redneck heaven.	You know how to drive one of these things?
liquid gold.	Redneck heaven.
let's keep it that way.	Liquid gold.
that's 'cause we're damn near an hour ahead of schedule.	Let's keep it that way.
shit! no one's here.	That's 'cause we're damn near an hour ahead of schedule.
okay, we got a straight shot to t town, so let her roll.	Shit! No one's here.
he's history.	Okay, we got a straight shot to T Town, so let her roll.
pull your hammer back, smokey's coming at you.	He's history.
loud and clear.	Pull your hammer back, Smokey's coming at you.
why are we doing this?	Because they said it couldn't be done.
yeah?	Why are we doing this?
bandit?	Yeah?
i'm gonna run a couple miles ahead of you. keep both feet on the floor. we'll be moving ninety and over.	Bandit?
you're wall to wall and tree top tall.	I'm gonna run a couple miles ahead of you. Keep both feet on the floor. We'll be moving ninety and over.
if i say go to two, it's really one.	Two is one.  Listen, let's just stay on the odd channels and switch everytime. Start in the basement. Now, let's haul ass.
twenty-one is nineteen.	If I say go to two, it's really one.
if i say go to twenty-one, go to nineteen.	Twenty-one is nineteen.
six. got it.	If I say go to twenty-one, go to nineteen.
now, if i say go to channel three, it really means go to six.	Six. Got it.
go.	Now, if I say go to channel three, it really means go to six.
all right, here's our plan of communication, so as to avoid smokey.	Go.
running blocker.	All right, here's our plan of communication, so as to avoid Smokey.
what are you doin' now?	Running blocker.
but i still don't think...	What are you doin' now?
also boring.	But I still don't think...
if you ask me, i think we should make that run to choo choo town and pick up that load of lumber. nice. easy. and within the law.	Also boring.
we gotta let the slack out, cledus; this is costing us time.	If you ask me, I think we should make that run to Choo Choo Town and pick up that load of lumber. Nice. Easy. And within the law.
i don't know, man. ask him?	We gotta let the slack out, Cledus; this is costing us time.
how long's this gonna take?	I don't know, man. Ask him?
and if we don't, they're gonna be riding high in a brand new kenworth.	How long's this gonna take?
our asses gonna be in a sling if we get caught.	And if we don't, they're gonna be riding high in a brand new Kenworth.
see.	Our asses gonna be in a sling if we get caught.
no.	See.
quit being so negative, guy; 'course we're gonna make it. we ain't never not made it, have we?	No.
you know of course, we ain't ever gonna make it.	Quit being so negative, guy; 'course we're gonna make it. We ain't never not made it, have we?
believe me, man; fred'll be no problem.	Yeah, I can tell he's gonna be a major asset.
did i tell you they're gonna give us a brand new kenworth?	Waynette!
or in the slammer.	Did I tell you they're gonna give us a brand new Kenworth?
no one's ever done it before. this'll put us on the map.	Or in the slammer.
that means we gotta average ninety- four miles per.  forget it.	No one's ever done it before. This'll put us on the map.
is that any way to talk to your ole partner?  look, it's only nine hundred miles each way.	That means we gotta average ninety- four miles per.  Forget it.
twenty-eight hours! you're outta your gord.	Is that any way to talk to your ole partner?  Look, it's only nine hundred miles each way.
whadda we have to do -- kidnap the pope?	How'd you know?
wake up, man; i just got us a hot run for big bucks.	Whadda we have to do -- kidnap the Pope?
no.	Wake up, man; I just got us a hot run for big bucks.
cledus.	No.
bandit, this is mister b, and i'm gearjamming this rolling refinery. you got another smokey on the rubber?	What else?  Can you give me cover, Mister B?
breaker, breaker. this is bandit i, coming up on a portable gas station. do you copy?	Bandit, this is Mister B, and I'm gearjamming this rolling refinery. You got another Smokey on the rubber?
thanks for the break. bandit, this here's the dixie chicken.	What's up, Dixie Chicken?
pick it up, breaker.	Thanks for the break. Bandit, this here's the Dixie Chicken.
breaker. breaker.	Pick it up, Breaker.
my handle's silver tongued devil and i'm here to tell you, your fellow cb'ers are mighty proud of y'all.	Thanks much, Silver Tongued Devil.
what's your twenty and what's your handle?	My handle's Smokey Bear and I got you by the tail.
i would say your future's looking dim, boss.	What's your twenty and what's your handle?
go head on, breaker.	I would say your future's looking dim, boss.
bandit, i just thought i'd lay a smokey report on you.	Go head on, breaker.
go breaker.	Bandit, I just thought I'd lay a Smokey report on you.
breaker. breaker.	Go breaker.
have any trouble getting here?	About one to five years worth.
seventy-two five.  why do you want this barley pop so bad?	He's thirsty.
pop, a k-whopper's worth seventy thou.	Seventy-two five.  Why do you want this barley pop so bad?
i think you're just yellow.	Wonderful psychology. Why don't you say something about my mom?  Excuse me.
it ain't ever been done before, hot shit.	See, running Coors Beer east of Texas is what bothers me. It makes me a bootlegger.
oh, yeah. good for him.	I don't know where he's goin' or what he's doin', but I sure hope to God he makes it.
some boy named bandit's been givin' the highway patrol shit fits.	Oh, yeah. Good for him.
uh-uh. what cobra?	Some boy named Bandit's been givin' the Highway Patrol shit fits.
you pass that funky cobra on the highway?	Uh-uh. What Cobra?
gimme three sloppy joes and a coupla cups of hot stuff.	You pass that funky Cobra on the highway?
bandit two, you read me?	You're soundin' real bodacious. Back.
yes, ma'am.	How's your twenty?
i'm kate. you must be cledus.	Yes, ma'am.
that's a texas bubble gum machine on your back porch.	What's he...
yeah, bandit ii, que pasa?	That's a Texas bubble gum machine on your back porch.
bandit ii. we'll be back on the highway in a second. over.	I'll keep my eyeballs peeled.
who's fred?	Bandit II. We'll be back on the highway in a second. Over.
shut up, fred.	Who's Fred?
where the hell are you?	Smokey was on our tail. We had to take a detour to ditch the motherfu...
this is bandit i. over.	Where the hell are you?
listen, pardner; this ain't no time to be getting laid.	Believe me, that won't be a problem.
that crazy sumbitch made it.	Congratulations. You just became a legend maker.
five thou.	Chickenshit money.
now, you just find him, son.	Yes, sir.
oh.	Now, you just find him, son.
that's the point, dickey.	Oh.
but if it can't be done, how's he gonna do it?	That's the point, Dickey.
because i wanna see this hot shot bandit do something that can't be done. besides, there's nothing i like better than breaking legends.	But if it can't be done, how's he gonna do it?
why don't we just rent a lear jet and haul it back ourselves?	Because I wanna see this hot shot Bandit do something that can't be done. Besides, there's nothing I like better than breaking legends.
then it must be a helluva idea.	Why don't we just rent a Lear jet and haul it back ourselves?
i still think this whole idea is dumb, pop.	Then it must be a helluva idea.
if that sumbitch was in the race, he'd be in the winner's circle by now.	I still think this whole idea is dumb, pop.
is that bandit in the lead?	If that sumbitch was in the race, he'd be in the winner's circle by now.
-- did ya hear they nailed the bandit?	-- Yeah, I heard. But they won't hold him for long. Anyway, he sure gave them sumbitches a run for their money.
-- yeah, banana peel, go head on.	-- Did ya hear they nailed the Bandit?
-- breaker, breaker. this is banana peel.	-- Yeah, Banana Peel, go head on.
-- road looks clean as a hound's tooth.	-- Okey, doke. Last one to the Roadeo is a homo.
-- thanks much. i'd like to get me a smokey report?	-- Road looks clean as a hound's tooth.
-- yeah, breaker go head on.	-- Thanks much. I'd like to get me a Smokey report?
-- breaker, this is banana peel...	-- Yeah, Breaker go head on.
of course. yes.	And who has access to that floor?
is your security team armed?	Of course. Yes.
no, no, no. we've been looking to renovate that area of our hotel for some time now. the security team is only present to preserve floor integrity, due to the roof access.	Is your security team armed?
c'mon bill... you've got some sultan up there, one of your whales, big- spender, likes a lot of space, you cook up this "construction" thing...?	No, no, no. We've been looking to renovate that area of our hotel for some time now. The security team is only present to preserve floor integrity, due to the roof access.
uh -- well, yes, uh just in terms of the men up there now, my team, he's serving lunch and dinner and just doing general upkeep so --	So there are no guests staying on that floor?
you have a butler working that floor?	Uh -- well, yes, uh just in terms of the men up there now, my team, he's serving lunch and dinner and just doing general upkeep so --
right now? a six man security force, plus a member of our butler staff. so seven men total.	You have a butler working that floor?
what kind of personnel?	Right now? A six man security force, plus a member of our Butler staff. So seven men total.
yes, but no -- we have personnel stationed at both ends of that hall, twenty-four hours a day.	What kind of personnel?
-- so you shut them off?	Yes, but no -- we have personnel stationed at both ends of that hall, twenty-four hours a day.
well, we were worried about dust and debris from the work being done ruining the cameras, so--	-- so you shut them off?
but with these down, doesn't that pose a major security concern if, as you say, you have to keep an eye on everything at all times?	Well, we were worried about dust and debris from the work being done ruining the cameras, so--
that's correct.	But with these down, doesn't that pose a major security concern if, as you say, you have to keep an eye on everything at all times?
so, bill, if i understand this right, you currently have your penthouse floor under construction?	That's correct.
and everybody, all the time. yeah, it's a chore.	So, Bill, if I understand this right, you currently have your penthouse floor under construction?
it's gotta be tough keeping an eye on everything.	And everybody, all the time. Yeah, it's a chore.
no.	Yeah.
mortal.	No.
how bad?	Mortal.
yeah. have you been able to get through to the nomad's security?	No.  I'm going over there. You take the car from there, get out to the lake.
maroon uniforms?	Yeah. Have you been able to get through to the Nomad's security?
deputy, have you made any id's?	Get a coroner's estimate too.  -- Miss, I've been transferred and I was disconnected. No one is answering and I need someone from security to pick up that line. It's urgent.
what about the sheriff's task force?	Have them mobilized. I'll phone security and have the elevators locked down and stairwells secured. We need to keep Israel sequestered in that penthouse.
that's happening in about ten minutes. israel's at optimum risk of flight right now, so we can't wait.	What about the sheriff's task force?
did the justice lawyers sign off?	That's happening in about ten minutes. Israel's at optimum risk of flight right now, so we can't wait.
all of 'em. his entire entourage. i think we should move.	Did the Justice lawyers sign off?
he's giving them up?	All of 'em. His entire entourage. I think we should move.
what about the hotel staff obstructing us. israel's obviously paid off the management.	Tampering with a witness extraction of this magnitude makes everyone indictable at the federal level.  Trust me, we won't any problems with the hotel staff. You show 'em your ID with the letters "F.B.I." in all caps and it's instant compliance. I've seen in happen a hundred times.
no. and i want to be in that room a half second after mecklen calls to say the deal's done. we've got a sheriff's task force on stand-by.	What about the hotel staff obstructing us. Israel's obviously paid off the management.
so he has no idea what's about to happen?	No. And I want to be in that room a half second after Mecklen calls to say the deal's done. We've got a sheriff's task force on stand-by.
heller was buried in agency lore, anytime an operative failed or was perceived to have failed, hoover blackballed their memory. look at ness.	Yeah, but the Untouchables took down Capone. Heller got shot and killed. The bad guys beat him. Worse, Sparazza walked.
but the bureau knew sparazza killed heller. why not go after him, guns blazing' for that one?	Heller was buried in agency lore, anytime an operative failed or was perceived to have failed, Hoover blackballed their memory. Look at Ness.
welcome to the new bureau. nobody shares information anymore, it's become synonymous with job security.	Based on what we had, I thought Sparazza was a mid-level player at best and it turns out he's this mob relic, running the show out west.
unreal, this guys jacket too. wall- to-wall major felony offenses, murder, extortion, arson, grand larceny --  -- a paternity suit... i just feel like we're playing catch-up with all this and we shouldn't be.	Welcome to the new Bureau. Nobody shares information anymore, it's become synonymous with job security.
spotter on the lake confirmed israel. penthouse level. there was apparently a fisticuffs with some prostitutes. he wasn't involved. he's also had his people phone a local madame for another group of girls.	No rest for the wicked.  Why were we never shown these files? We're sitting on Sparazza for what? Six months now and we're just seeing this?  Did you know that he's has had thirty- six major medical procedures performed on him since 1953?  Elective plastic surgery, every single one --
and a very bad gamble.	Well... This is as good a place for it as any I guess.
i tell you, engineering this kind of play against sparazza, going to the lengths these guys are going to... they're playing some long odds.	And a very bad gamble.
maybe.	I tell you, engineering this kind of play against Sparazza, going to the lengths these guys are going to... they're playing some long odds.
maybe he's that good. never been caught, no criminal record.	Maybe.
only the mention made in that phone call. there's no swedish hitman of any renown, much less one with a million dollar day rate.	Maybe he's that good. Never been caught, no criminal record.
anything on the swede?	Only the mention made in that phone call. There's no Swedish hitman of any renown, much less one with a million dollar day rate.
yeah.	And that didn't seem odd to you?
and when you saw him later, he was wearing one of your security jackets --	Yeah.
yeah, he had the badge and everything. it said "fbi" on it.	And when you saw him later, he was wearing one of your security jackets --
you're sure?	Yeah, he had the badge and everything. It said "FBI" on it.
uh, yeah.	You're sure?
this man wearing the jacket identified himself as an federal agent?	Uh, yeah.
the other agent. he said he was here to do an inspection and later, when he got on the elevator with the other guy, carruthers, i saw him wearing one of our security jackets...	This man wearing the jacket identified himself as an Federal agent?
who?	The other agent. He said he was here to do an inspection and later, when he got on the elevator with the other guy, Carruthers, I saw him wearing one of our security jackets...
-- he was wearing one of our jackets.	Who?
-- run both those names through the d.c. database. call san francisco, see if they've got anybody in the field doing collateral inquiries for --	-- he was wearing one of our jackets.
yeah, uh -- it was spanish-somethin' garcia, or diego, uh --	-- run both those names through the D.C. database. Call San Francisco, see if they've got anybody in the field doing collateral inquiries for --
did he give you his name?	Yeah, uh -- it was Spanish-somethin' Garcia, or Diego, uh --
he uh -- he asked about -- i'm -- he wanted to know whic-- what floor security was on, then i saw him get on the elevator with the other agent.	Wait a minute, what other agent?  What other agent?
-- agent carruthers. do you know where is he now?	He uh -- he asked about -- I'm -- he wanted to know whic-- what floor security was on, then I saw him get on the elevator with the other agent.
yeah, ye-- i -- uh, there were, earlier, there was that guy carrut--	-- Agent Carruthers. Do you know where is he now?
thass' right.  i got other brother's though, so it ain't so bad.	You were here huntin' a man named Israel, weren't you? Your name is Tremor.
two of 'em?	Thass' right.  I got other brother's though, so it ain't so bad.
yeah, m'brothers... they didn't make it.	Two of 'em?
but there were more of you?	Yeah, m'brothers... They didn't make it.
mmm-hmm.	But there were more of you?
and this is your car, isn't it?	Mmm-hmm.
pretty much, yep.	And this is your car, isn't it?
and threw us into the lake.	Pretty much, yep.
i did. we -- yeah, i know.	And threw us into the lake.
you shot me and murdered my friends.	I did. We -- yeah, I know.
yeah, shit -- hell, you're right. i'm sorry.	You shot me and murdered my friends.
ww... uh...	Three men were ambushed and shot, two died and had their bodies tossed into the lake, the other has severe hypothermia, possible dementia and will probably be a multiple amputee by week's end... if he even lives that long.
you investigating those murders out at the lake?	Ww... uh...
i got it made in the shade amigo. hey, i'll see you up here some day, don't worry.	You think so?
man, that's great.	I got it made in the shade Amigo. Hey, I'll see you up here some day, don't worry.
i'm glad i'm here. i love it. i'm gonna get laid by some fine ass angels and then go hang out with jesus and them.	Man, that's great.
really?	I'm glad I'm here. I love it. I'm gonna get laid by some fine ass angels and then go hang out with Jesus and them.
i don't mind now anyway. you know, up here in heaven, it's beautiful. way better than fuckin' hawaii or any place like that.	Really?
damn... alright then.	I don't mind now anyway. You know, up here in Heaven, it's beautiful. Way better than fuckin' Hawaii or any place like that.
oh hell yeah. we's just in the wrong place at the wrong time. so don't feel so bad dude.	Damn... alright then.
you woulda?	Oh hell yeah. We's just in the wrong place at the wrong time. So don't feel so bad dude.
if i needed your i.d. and your car and me and my brothers were wanted by the law, i woulda killed you to get 'em too.	You woulda?
shoot, i appreciate that man.	If I needed your I.D. and your car and me and my brothers were wanted by the law, I woulda killed you to get 'em too.
...i forgive you darwin.	Shoot, I appreciate that man.
i'm here, where's the car?	I sent Hugo, he should be there!
no. sorry comes later, when you're in a partial coma with ambulatory paralysis. sorry comes when we have to decide which of your limbs have to be amputated because severely constricted blood flow has brought about a gangrenous infection, sorry --	-- Fine, fuck, I got it... Lake Tahoe, Nevada. I'll have Hugo book your flight, you can be here in a couple hours. He'll meet you at the airport.
won't work, we're just gonna have to chance it man. i'm sorry.	No. Sorry comes later, when you're in a partial coma with ambulatory paralysis. Sorry comes when we have to decide which of your limbs have to be amputated because severely constricted blood flow has brought about a gangrenous infection, sorry --
there are certain meds, certain intravenous measures that can counteract some of the damage you've done, but i'd have to administer them myself.	Won't work, we're just gonna have to chance it man. I'm sorry.
that's not possible. i told you.	There are certain meds, certain intravenous measures that can counteract some of the damage you've done, but I'd have to administer them myself.
-- forget about the tissue damage you're doing to the heart itself. sustained cocaine abuse will segue you from a very painful ventricular fibrillation into full cardiac arrest.  buddy, nobody knows about your condition, or your drug use. why you lied to me, knowing that i'd find out anyway, i'll never know, but it imperative now that i see you.	That's not possible. I told you.
i'm not doing cocaine.	Buddy, I'm not an ethics professor, I'm a physician, be honest, or be dead within a day... s'your choice.
about cocaine... and the amount you're doing.	I'm not doing cocaine.
...about what?	About cocaine... and the amount you're doing.
i've got concerns.	...About what?
are you on a land line?	Yeah, why.
two security levels, the one we're going in under the guise of, hotel security, has restricted access. they're mostly there to monitor the lobby, handle disturbances on the different floors and toss out drunks.  there's a thirty-five member employee rotation going from graveyard to day shift. if we split up, we can blend in and enter unnoticed. once we're inside the hotel, we'll regroup.	Then what --
i been accused of worse.  what do we got...?	Two security levels, the one we're going in under the guise of, hotel security, has restricted access. They're mostly there to monitor the lobby, handle disturbances on the different floors and toss out drunks.  There's a thirty-five member employee rotation going from graveyard to day shift. If we split up, we can blend in and enter unnoticed. Once we're inside the hotel, we'll regroup.
your attitude sucks.	I been accused of worse.  What do we got...?
-- jack, what am i doing? i'm standing here, aren't i?  shouldn't that be enough? that i made the trip?	Your attitude sucks.
then quit acting like somebody shit in your cereal bowl. reed just gave us fifty grand.	-- Jack, what am I doing? I'm standing here, aren't I?  Shouldn't that be enough? That I made the trip?
yeah, we've been through that.	Then quit acting like somebody shit in your cereal bowl. Reed just gave us fifty grand.
i know his location, we've got the drop of a maybe half a day before that location gets grape-vined and the rest of the world gets hipped.	That's already happened hoss. It's naive to think otherwise.
shit, if you're on a crazy jag, why stop there, why not take fort knox with a fucking slingshot or go into hell after hitler... i like your chances a lot more.	I know his location, we've got the drop of a maybe half a day before that location gets grape-vined and the rest of the world gets hipped.
so i guess you're not going.	Shit, if you're on a crazy jag, why stop there, why not take Fort Knox with a fucking slingshot or go into Hell after Hitler... I like your chances a lot more.
jack, if the rumors hold and israel is really the great white whale of snitches, then the mob is looking to put all kinds of bullets into his ass and pour some serious psychotics into the mix to do just that. so what real incentive is there to track him on something as small-time as a skip trace, when it's putting you and yours in the path of severe pain and suffering and an almost certain prelude to doom.	So I guess you're not going.
his law firm, same one that hired me. israel walked out after he made bail and nobody's seen him since.	Jack, if the rumors hold and Israel is really the great white whale of snitches, then the mob is looking to put all kinds of bullets into his ass and pour some serious psychotics into the mix to do just that. So what real incentive is there to track him on something as small-time as a skip trace, when it's putting you and yours in the path of severe pain and suffering and an almost certain prelude to doom.
what happened?	The Teamsters had a reform measure going to ballot that didn't sit too well with the local syndicate. Night of the polling, big black-tie to-do downtown and the Tremor Brothers crash the party. Literally.
answer your fucking pages! i've been calling for fifteen minutes, we need you up here to clean now!	That's right! RIGHT NOW!
without peer?	I -- uh, yeah, I guess, yeah.
i am. yeah.	Without peer?
are you a fucking colossal idiot?	I am. Yeah.
...i'm sorry...	Are you a fucking colossal idiot?
only if you really, truly mean it.	...I'm sorry...
do you want me to say i'm sorry?	Only if you really, truly mean it.
i was kinda hoping, yeah.	Do you want me to say I'm sorry?
do you want me to say i did it?	I was kinda hoping, yeah.
i could have it sent out...	...to what? Incinerate? 'Cuz I'm almost dead certain there's not a fucking laundry detergent or dry cleaning process known to man that can ever return that jacket to its former glory! Some shit, suffice it to say, just don't wash out.  Now, the money question... To whom does that stain belong?
cinnamon roll? no, good guess though. no, hugo that looks like jizz...  and i'm no forensic expert mind you, but that looks like some fuckhead shot their load on a twelve-thousand dollar calf's skin jacket. the twist? it's my twelve thousand dollar, calf's skin jacket.  so y'got semen, human ejaculate --  -- that's been allowed to soak in for what, six, seven hours now? work it's way into the fabric-fuck'n fibers -- and while you may never see it in a tide commercial, i think it still safely qualifies as a "tough, deep down stain."	I could have it sent out...
i dunno... cinnamon roll?	Cinnamon roll? No, good guess though. No, Hugo that looks like jizz...  And I'm no forensic expert mind you, but that looks like some fuckhead shot their load on a twelve-thousand dollar calf's skin jacket. The twist? It's My twelve thousand dollar, calf's skin jacket.  So y'got semen, human ejaculate --  -- that's been allowed to soak in for what, six, seven hours now? Work it's way into the fabric-fuck'n fibers -- and while you may never see it in a Tide commercial, I think it still safely qualifies as a "tough, deep down stain."
about what?	Look at the collar on that coat...
look at that, we didn't have to fill up the whole blackboard after all. now, do you know anything about that?	About what?
i said that we were returning his call and you were real concerned, because he sounded real concerned.	Look at that, we didn't have to fill up the whole blackboard after all. Now, do you know anything about that?
then why are you still looking at me like i'm asking for the square root of something! what did you say!?	I said that we were returning his call and you were real concerned, because he sounded real concerned.
okay.	Then why are you still looking at me like I'm asking for the square root of something! What did you say!?
jesus hugo! how is it that you can turn a simple conversation into a fucking hedge maze!? this is zero degree of difficulty man!	Okay.
i know you left him a message. what did you say!	Jesus Hugo! How is it that you can turn a simple conversation into a fucking hedge maze!? This is zero degree of difficulty man!
i left him a message.	I know you left him a message. What did you say!
no, what did you say on the machine?	I left him a message.
i said i got his machine.	No, what did you say on the machine?
what'd you say?	I said I got his machine.
i got his machine.	What'd you say?
d'you talk to'm?	I got his machine.
fuck you!	GET IN HERE GODDAMMIT!
y'ain't never had to wash another man's blood off, dig it out y'fingernails... y'had us for that. y'ain't ever made a real beef on y'own, shit as light in the ass as you are, i'll bet you ain't ever made anything more than a fuck'n fist your whole life.  so if you think i'mma let your lil' punk-ass, with the dirt i've done for you, in the eleventh hour, sell me off like some fucking field nigger, hand me up to the feds like y'last chip, then you done gone straight out-your-motherfucking mind!	That's Mecklen. The deal's closing. I can pick that phone up and I can work this out.  You'll walk with me.
that's probably him now...	...See, this is one'a them rare moments when y'ass get a chance to be completely honest... and if I'm asking you what you said to Mecklen, assume the shit is rhetorical... so assume I already know.
we're hot, and they're losing a whole floor's worth of business saying it's "under construction."	Alright, bag it, I'm not shelling out that kinda bread for this shithole, this is a junior suite in Vegas. Call Mecklen right now, he should have his cell on, I need an update.  Get the Russian up here, have him clean this place, floor to ceiling and get us packed.  ...And send out for some new skeeze, the sun's up, these ones are starting to stink...
fifty grand gouge. south shore hayseeds, this is why i never play tahoe, or redneck reno...	We're hot, and they're losing a whole floor's worth of business saying it's "under construction."
they what? what? no. no. why?	The Deputy Director, this prick Locke, he smashed the whole thing, we're done, they won't tell me why...
buddy, they revoked the deal, they pulled it...	They what? What? No. No. Why?
-- buddy, it's bigger than that, they want 'em all, ivy, beanie --	-- this isn't a swap meet Morrey, they're getting Sparazza and the west coast syndicate, giftwrapped, now if that's not good enough --
i don't have to do shit! which includes cooperating any further with these motherfuckers until i get what i want!  alright, fuck it, if we gotta hand 'em somebody from our end and they're being hard-ons about it -- make it hugo, him i don't mind. he needs that regimented thing that prison provides --	-- Buddy, it's bigger than that, they want 'em all, Ivy, Beanie --
and i vibe that kiddo, i do indeed, but it's one'a those fait accompli things, you have to --	I don't have to do shit! Which includes cooperating any further with these motherfuckers until I get what I want!  Alright, fuck it, if we gotta hand 'em somebody from our end and they're being hard-ons about it -- make it Hugo, him I don't mind. He needs that regimented thing that prison provides --
-- and you're gonna feel altogether fucked, by me, if you don't handle this. i'm the one, does the face plant, this falls apart, not you.	And I vibe that kiddo, I do indeed, but it's one'a those fait accompli things, you have to --
baby, i've been co-habitating with these people for the past thirty odd hours and in so doing, have stared into the face of hell. these are the premier prick cocksuckers of all time and i feel beaten by them, i feel bloodied --	-- and you're gonna feel altogether fucked, by me, if you don't handle this. I'm the one, does the face plant, this falls apart, not you.
i dunno what to say to you sweetheart, it is what it is.	Bullshit it is. I said, about as loud as I could say it, "no jail time for my guys."
they're gonna give on this in the next ten seconds or the deal's off!	I dunno what to say to you sweetheart, it is what it is.
i'll overlook what you've done here today in light of what's taken place. you've been fully debriefed. now i want you to return to d.c. immediately and make no further inquiry into this matter. i mean it. it's closed.	No... It's not.  What it lacks... is an end.
...while carruthers and a dozen others lie dying, you debate semantics. the bureau's betrayed us...  the way they betrayed him...	I don't see it like that at all.
-- we needed cohesion to move forward. not conjecture.	...while Carruthers and a dozen others lie dying, you debate semantics. The Bureau's betrayed us...  The way they betrayed him...
...so you knew all this and yet y--	-- We needed cohesion to move forward. Not conjecture.
no... we're trying to save heller.	...So you knew all this and yet y--
you're trying to save sparazza?	No... We're trying to save Heller.
i wouldn't go that far.	But you did, and have... And now people are dead.  Did Sparazza become more valuable than Israel... and did you make another deal?
...so you made another deal?	I wouldn't go that far.
the agents of that era are all dead and gone, history had defaulted to fable... until now. you can imagine the shock this sent through the corridors of power in d.c. heller's op predates the second world war. that's over sixty years of intel. do you know how valuable that could be? the man's a treasure trove.	...So you made another deal?
...holy shit... that's heller...  isn't it?	Primo Sparazza was Heller's alias. He went deep cover in 1940 and stayed under for over ten years, amassing materials against the mafia and other criminal syndicates. He may have ripped the organization wide open, pre-Appalachia, but his superiors were convinced that he had gone rogue, swapped allegiances...So they gave the order to terminate his cover.
the same year that sparazza murdered agent freeman heller...	...holy shit... that's Heller...  Isn't it?
...yeah, fifty-three.	The same year that Sparazza murdered Agent Freeman Heller...
it wasn't elective. it was undertaken to save his life. and it wasn't cosmetic, it was reconstructive... look at the date of the first procedure.	...Yeah, fifty-three.
you realize that sparraza has had thirty-six major medical procedures performed on him since 1953? elective plastic surgery, every single one --	It wasn't elective. It was undertaken to save his life. And it wasn't cosmetic, it was reconstructive... Look at the date of the first procedure.
...almost.  what do you mean "who sparazza actually was..."	You realize that Sparraza has had thirty-six major medical procedures performed on him since 1953? Elective plastic surgery, every single one --
...are you insane?	...Almost.  What do you mean "who Sparazza actually was..."
...when did you know all this?	Information was arriving all day yesterday. When we finally figured out who Sparazza actually was, we --
yes. the actual contract went to lazlo soot, the man that plunged to his death from the penthouse yesterday. he was to neutralize israel's entourage and prep for the removal of his heart. ingstrom was to handle the surgery itself on-site with the assistance of dr. gregory gill, israel's personal physician, who was also on the sparazza payroll.	...When did you know all this?
so all of our intel was bogus to begin with.	Yes. The actual contract went to Lazlo Soot, the man that plunged to his death from the Penthouse yesterday. He was to neutralize Israel's entourage and prep for the removal of his heart. Ingstrom was to handle the surgery itself on-site with the assistance of Dr. Gregory Gill, Israel's personal physician, who was also on the Sparazza payroll.
sparazza was in failing health and looking for a donor. the son who had betrayed and burned him so thoroughly seemed a obvious choice.	So all of our intel was bogus to begin with.
...does he know?	...He does now...
-- brought against sparazza by israel's mother laverne who was nineteen at the time. they had a brief affair which israel was the by- product of.	...Does he know?
...a paternity suit, filed 1967...	-- Brought against Sparazza by Israel's mother Laverne who was nineteen at the time. They had a brief affair which Israel was the by- product of.
you're finished.	And you just figured that out?  The Swede isn't a hitman, is he? He's a surgeon. Sparazza didn't want Israel's heart for a trophy, he wanted it for a transplant... why?
-- you can and you will.	You're finished.
i can't discuss --	-- You can and you will.
-- will be handled back in --	-- no, we need to handle it now.
my debrief --	-- will be handled back in --
what are you doing here?	My debrief --
where's israel?	What are you doing here?
what the hell -- what is this!? people died. agent carruthers is dead!	We have to transport Mr. Israel to Las Vegas, time is of the essence. The gulfstream is standing by on the jetway at Tahoe International. I'm sorry, I'm restricted from disclosing anymore information. Return to Washington. You'll be debriefed in the coming days.
this is him? the hitman hired to kill israel? he's a doctor?	Difficult to explain everything now...  And much larger issues loom.  I'm sorry about Carruthers... Damndest thing to have to die for.
here. sit.   please.	This is him? The hitman hired to kill Israel? He's a doctor?
it's the last place they'd look.	Israel's legal representation, the firm of Culpepper, Brody and Reed, which is currently the subject of a joint SEC and Treasury Department probe, were left holding the bag after he skipped bail. Over three- quarters of a million dollars on a bond that's set to expire in less than a day. Rupert Reed, one of the firm's partners, has learned of Israel's whereabouts and dispatched a local bondsman by the name of Jack Dupree to pick him up and return him to Las Vegas... that can't happen.  We have a Gulf Stream standing by at Reagan International to transport you two to Lake Tahoe.  It's very simple gentlemen. Valacchi, Fratiano, Gravano -- no former witness against the mob has been as crucial or has brought more to bear on the potential dissolution of The La Cosa Nostra, than Buddy Israel.
you think it's possible he could be involved in the israel hit?	Possibly. Acosta is pure mercenary. And a million dollar hit fee will draw some huge flies. But forget about Sparazza's money for a moment and remember, there's no shortage of those who want Israel killed and no shortage of cash to do just that...
on an extradition flight back to el salvador, he murdered a security detachment and vanished.	You think it's possible he could be involved in the Israel hit?
so the wiretaps we conducted on serna and padiche, the mention of israel's heart?	-- Your intel corroborates what we already know. Sparazza's health is in rapid decline and before his date with destiny, it seems he wants one last thing... The heart of his sworn enemy. A recently opened, cash rich escrow account has been traced back to Sparazza. This and the mention of this mysterious Swede makes the million dollar contract on Israel very real.
his testimony has the potential of blowing the lid off what's left of the la cosa nostra is this country. that alone warrants total immunity from prosecution and and a vanishing act with witness protection.	So the wiretaps we conducted on Serna and Padiche, the mention of Israel's heart?
a marked man gets wise and wants to come in.	His testimony has the potential of blowing the lid off what's left of the La Cosa Nostra is this country. That alone warrants total immunity from prosecution and and a vanishing act with Witness Protection.
so he's personally issued the contract on israel?	Sparazza was the one who introduced Israel to the life, gave him his first big break, brought him through the ranks.
sparazza is rumored to have performed in excess of one-hundred and thirty contract murders, including one of the bureau's most celebrated agents. freeman heller. you heard of "the turnpike murders" that was sparazza.	I thought Heller was a double op?
bag this fucker buzzy.	It's gettin' done Sid.
i'm working on it.	Bag this fucker Buzzy.
okay, well, y'know, then we just gotta get israel.	I'm working on it.
-- no, no, not when y'can see the shore. i hear ya.	Okay, well, y'know, then we just gotta get Israel.
well, i'm hearin' the swede's been dispatched, he's flying so --	Well, uh -- damn, alright, so he's headed in, does that -- where does that leave us?
how are we on time...?	Well, I'm hearin' the Swede's been dispatched, he's flying so --
okay -- yeah, i can, i respect that.	How are we on time...?
lil' cagey, y'know, don't like t'share trade secrets, that type'a thing.	Okay -- yeah, I can, I respect that.
fuckin' thrilled t'hear it. so the scout, the sitdown, y'musta felt it from 'em then huh?	Cold blood Sid, dead eyes, y'know?
good. this thing's on track, looks like it's gonna get done.	Fuckin' thrilled t'hear it. So the scout, the sitdown, y'musta felt it from 'em then huh?
so how we lookin'?	Good. This thing's on track, looks like it's gonna get done.
nah, nuthin' on my end --	So how we lookin'?
right, you got clicks, anything?	Nah, nuthin' on my end --
yeah... sid?	Right, you got clicks, anything?
buzzy... buzz...?	Yeah... Sid?
no shit.	None whatsoever.
a million flat.	No shit.
shoot.	A million flat.
that's the punchline, y'ready?	Shoot.
well just so i got a quote in my head. what's the rate for the swede?	That's the punchline, y'ready?
yeah, i can front this.	Well just so I got a quote in my head. What's the rate for the Swede?
that's not a problem. are we goin' outta pocket ourselves?	Yeah, I can front this.
chances are, they're gonna get into some shit too, hafta put people down.	That's not a problem. Are we goin' outta pocket ourselves?
yeah, there's a pair'a broads i'm thinking might be good for this.	Chances are, they're gonna get into some shit too, hafta put people down.
hey, we nab israel, they pay t'get'm back, i'll cut the fuckin' thing out m'self, no extra charge. my thing is, we crew up, let's not fuck around, someone's cousin, some zip off the boat from naples, let's get pros, people who know how to behave.	Yeah, there's a pair'a broads I'm thinking might be good for this.
wow.	Hey, we nab Israel, they pay t'get'm back, I'll cut the fuckin' thing out m'self, no extra charge. My thing is, we crew up, let's not fuck around, someone's cousin, some Zip off the boat from Naples, let's get pros, people who know how to behave.
-- who can say. he's off his onion, y'know, he's old school sicilian, this is how they hate.	Wow.
... jesus... what for?	-- who can say. He's off his onion, y'know, he's old school Sicilian, this is how they hate.
yeah, y'ain't heard the punchline, yet and before i get to it, one more thing i heard, little curious, should probably bring it up... primo wants israel's heart. the actual thing, the organ.	... Jesus... what for?
y'gotta, y'gotta. but d'ya think they'll kick ransom for that little prick, assuming we get to'm.	Yeah, y'ain't heard the punchline, yet and before I get to it, one more thing I heard, little curious, should probably bring it up... Primo wants Israel's heart. The actual thing, the organ.
fuckin' a, first survive, yes?	Y'gotta, y'gotta. But d'ya think they'll kick ransom for that little prick, assuming we get to'm.
no question, no, you're right. we gotta do what's good for us now.	Fuckin' A, first survive, yes?
-- okay, g'head --	So what I heard downstairs there is that they got a guy, some Swede, real badass, supposedly a "specialist" and they're bringing him over. Now he ain't coming cheap -- so, I'm thinkin' we jump, do this in the next day or so, get to Israel before the Swede can, we got chits, y'see? We're in a power position. Grab him, ransom him back, pick up that nut, we're that much closer to having our own thing.
-- yeah, now lemme finish, i was eavesdroppin', so give me sec, lay this thing out, since the information might be a little loose --	-- okay, g'head --
-- he's doing it then, huh --	-- yeah, now lemme finish, I was eavesdroppin', so give me sec, lay this thing out, since the information might be a little loose --
okay, he's gonna clip israel, i just gotta outta there --	-- he's doing it then, huh --
i'm here.	Okay, he's gonna clip Israel, I just gotta outta there --
alright, now buzzy -- this is, this is it, here, okay, so listen to me careful and wait till i'm finished 'cuz we got no room for slop.	I'm here.
nah, nuthin' on my end --	-- Okay... hang on, I gotta move --
you got clicks, anything?	Nah, nuthin' on my end --
yeah... sid?	You got clicks, anything?
buzzy... buzz...?	Yeah... Sid?
what were you doin' here anyway?	'Spose to kill this fool named Buddy Israel.
you do the right thing. sit with me while i heal, let it develop slow.	What were you doin' here anyway?
i feel like i know you girl. i feel like i've known you forever.  you gonna lemme see your scars?	You do the right thing. Sit with me while I heal, let it develop slow.
i probably woulda busted on you too... and what a shame that woulda been.	I feel like I know you girl. I feel like I've known you forever.  You gonna lemme see your scars?
that takes some of the sting out.	I probably woulda busted on you too... and what a shame that woulda been.
like a mafucka.	That takes some of the sting out.
true?	Like a mafucka.
mmm-hmm... and your boy very well mighta been one of 'em.	True?
for real?	Mmm-hmm... and your boy very well mighta been one of 'em.
well, if it's any comfort, i's goin' in to there to act a fool baby.  straight rockin' heat and slayin' niggas --	For real?
it's going around ain't it? mafuckas catching bullets like the common cold up in this bitch.  i think i accidentally shot and killed my boy today.	Well, if it's any comfort, I's goin' in to there to act a fool baby.  Straight rockin' heat and slayin' niggas --
got hit twice.	It's going around ain't it? Mafuckas catching bullets like the common cold up in this bitch.  I think I accidentally shot and killed my boy today.
my mamma? c'mon shorty, y'gotta ask?  you hurtin' pretty bad?	Got hit twice.
you love her?	My mamma? C'mon shorty, y'gotta ask?  You hurtin' pretty bad?
no doubt. that's my moms there, taught me them skills.	You love her?
-- good, then all you got to be is grateful.	No doubt. That's my moms there, taught me them skills.
-- never in a million girl --	-- good, then all you got to be is grateful.
you know i did baby...  and a deep, dark one at that. now if you ain't a dog, which you don't look like --	-- never in a million girl --
georgia on my mind wit'yo fine ass. you know you saved this black man.	You know I did baby...  And a deep, dark one at that. Now if you ain't a dog, which you don't look like --
i don't know!	Jus' keep doin' y'damage girl, keep these mafuckas off my as--
girl one of these fools has an fbi badge on him! is this the one that was doing the inspection?	Hold up, hold up, I'm getting shots over the scanners, tons of traffic -- jus' chill for a sec, lemme listen...
they musta been beefin' big time with one another, cuz this shit, got way past words, whatever it was.	...What are they doin' right now...?
what?	They musta been beefin' big time with one another, cuz this shit, got way past words, whatever it was.
...shhhhhhit... girl, there's these two dudes, just sittin' here in this elevator, all shot up...	What?
i'm not givin' it up jus' yet...	C'mon, I say we bounce now, kick it for a lil' bit, play some craps.  ...Maybe spend the night?
what's wrong?	Security's locking down the elevators.
-- it's your ifb, somebody else has got an earpiece, you're picking up their signal --	-- I thought we had secure frequency. Aww girl, tell me this mafucka ain't goin' off right now.
no, but that definitely sounds like shots and i don't where it's comin' from --	-- It's your IFB, somebody else has got an earpiece, you're picking up their signal --
are you anywhere near the penthouse?	No, but that definitely sounds like shots and I don't where it's comin' from --
what'd you say?	Not you. Some assholes on the elevator... are these bitches on a permanent smoke break or what? Why the fuck they call'm "working girls."
i ain't even goin' dignify that. you my road dog. we threw up sets.  plus you stank.	Fuck you.
-- i don't know, i feel like you always pushin' up on me, gettin' close and i love you baby, in every way you can love a bitch, 'cept that one.	I ain't even goin' dignify that. You my road dog. We threw up sets.  Plus you stank.
damn! why you trippin' like that?	-- I don't know, I feel like you always pushin' up on me, gettin' close and I love you baby, in every way you can love a bitch, 'cept that one.
ain't nuthin' wrong wit' it.	Damn! Why you trippin' like that?
what!?	Ain't nuthin' wrong wit' it.
girl, lemme ask you somethin' and i want you t'tell me straight up, since i got my suspicions and y'know i ain't one t'talk circles... you gay?	What!?
fuck that nigga. let him go woof on some other scrub. we got one another, s'all the love we're ever goin' need.	Girl, lemme ask you somethin' and I want you t'tell me straight up, since I got my suspicions and y'know I ain't one t'talk circles... you gay?
you know i burned all his shit. all that vinyl. chalamar, funkadelic, i burned his turntables too. they was like three-thousand brand new.	Fuck that nigga. Let him go woof on some other scrub. We got one another, s'all the love we're ever goin' need.
he a dog babydoll. he a great dane. i tried to tell y'after ya'll first date. he hit that ass one time, his interest in a bitch start t'landslide.	You know I burned all his shit. All that vinyl. Chalamar, Funkadelic, I burned his turntables too. They was like three-thousand brand new.
i ain't tryin' to break a sweat for that sorry ass nigga.	He a dog babydoll. He a great dane. I tried to tell y'after ya'll first date. He hit that ass one time, his interest in a bitch start t'landslide.
...so you heard from keith? he still fuckin' with that 'lil light-skinned girl?	I ain't tryin' to break a sweat for that sorry ass nigga.
the try t'wild out on my boo and it's on and crackin'! i'm layin' niggas out.	Damn, this kevlar ridin' up on me, I wish they made this more sheer.
you got the fifty up? bitch y'tryin' t'take down a jumbo jet? blown the moon out the sky? t'fuck you wanna get that grimy?	The try t'wild out on my boo and it's on and crackin'! I'm layin' niggas out.
...girl, y'know i had to bring big mamma through.	You got the fifty up? Bitch y'tryin' t'take down a jumbo jet? Blown the moon out the sky? T'fuck you wanna get that grimy?
jus' remember, this is more rescuin' shit than rampagin' shit... what are you shootin'?	...Girl, y'know I had to bring big mamma through.
i'mma grip and rip girl.  i got some handloads here ready to cut heads.	Jus' remember, this is more rescuin' shit than rampagin' shit... What are you shootin'?
when them tricks hit the lobby, holla at me and i'm gonna meet them on the way up, blend in. once i get inside, i'mma put m'nina to israel's head and back out hot. anybody's fucks with that program, y'break 'em off. they get gully --	I'mma grip and rip girl.  I got some handloads here ready to cut heads.
it's just a little casino inspection, don't trip, he's alone.  alright, let's set this spinnin'...	When them tricks hit the lobby, holla at me and I'm gonna meet them on the way up, blend in. Once I get inside, I'mma put m'Nina to Israel's head and back out hot. Anybody's fucks with that program, y'break 'em off. They get gully --
a fed? like fbi?	It's just a little casino inspection, don't trip, he's alone.  Alright, let's set this spinnin'...
nuthin', we cool. there was somethin' about a fed being in the building.	A Fed? Like FBI?
'cuz we don't need to draw any more shit down on our heads. we hit whoever's between us and israel. i don't want to dead the whole floor and i don't want to be killing women no matter how they make a living.	Wait, I'm getting some fucked up feedback off that earpiece --
why?	'Cuz we don't need to draw any more shit down on our heads. We hit whoever's between us and Israel. I don't want to dead the whole floor and I don't want to be killing women no matter how they make a living.
we gotta lay something out, strategy- wise. somethin' tight. y'go in there ad-libbing, it's y'ass.	What are we talkin' on the split...
what's the time frame?	Right mafuck'n now girl. Fast as we can get you there. We wait any longer, someone goin' dead this fool.
forty-five apiece for you two, ten percent finders fee for me.	What's the time frame?
what else did padiche say?	He said that the shit could get hot, could get heavy... I said good.  'Cuz I got two of the hottest, heaviest bitches alive.
no, no, no, y'gotta go in and get him, pull'm out of wherever he at, forget all that other shit, that's just f'flavor. i'm still getting lil' bits'a this-n-that from this cat padiche, the man contacting me... right now, what we got --  -- is a number and a name... buddy israel.	What else did Padiche say?
and so i get this straight, we gotta go in, bust on this punk and remove the heart? is that for real?	No, no, no, y'gotta go in and get him, pull'm out of wherever he at, forget all that other shit, that's just f'flavor. I'm still getting lil' bits'a this-n-that from this cat Padiche, the man contacting me... Right now, what we got --  -- Is a number and a name... Buddy Israel.
bulllllshit...	Naw baby, they heard about that Triad hit, the work ya'll put in and they recognize the skills. And this ain't no tryout, tap-dance "show us your shit" thing neither -- if ya'll want this then I'mma go git it for 'ya.
a puppet.	And you're not?  Maybe you're my puppet.  But like all puppets, you think you're actually human.  It's The Puppet's Dream.  Wondering if they're human!
no?  who am i, then?	A puppet.
you're not gibarian...	No?  Who am I, then?
you'll end up like me.	You're not Gibarian...
i can trust rheya.	You'll end up like me.
what i'm saying is: don't trust anyone.  find yourself a weapon of some sort.	I can trust Rheya.
it can.  ordinary matter, like ours? not affected.  everything else, disintegrates.	What I'm saying is: Don't trust anyone.  Find yourself a weapon of some sort.
can it work?	It can.  Ordinary matter, like ours? Not affected.  Everything else, disintegrates.
you're being tricked.  sartorius picked a fight with you to avoid telling you about his idea for getting rid of the visitors.  he's figured out they're made of subatomic particles called neutrinos, and he's going to create a negative neutrino field.  twenty four hours a day, until they're back on earth.	Can it work?
what do you want?	You're being tricked.  Sartorius picked a fight with you to avoid telling you about his idea for getting rid of the visitors.  He's figured out they're made of subatomic particles called neutrinos, and he's going to create a negative neutrino field.  Twenty four hours a day, until they're back on Earth.
you think you're dreaming me, like you dream her.  understand something: i am the real gibarian.  just a new incarnation.	What do you want?
gibarian.	Leave the light off.
where's snow?  did you call him?	Yes.
if it continues, it will implode from its own weight and turn into a black hole in about four hours and pulls us in with it.	Where's Snow?  Did you call him?
how quickly?	If it continues, it will implode from its own weight and turn into a black hole in about four hours and pulls us in with it.
it's changing characteristics.  it's solidifying taking on weight.	How quickly?
whose side are you on?	It's changing characteristics.  It's solidifying taking on weight.
you fucking bastard...	Whose side are you on?
it's not human, kelvin.  whatever it is, it's not human, and i am threatened by that.  evolution-of- the-species-at-stake threatened. and i want to win.  i want humans to win.  so i am killing it before it kills me.	You fucking bastard...
why would you let her to do that?	It's not human, Kelvin.  Whatever it is, it's not human, and I am threatened by that.  Evolution-of- the-species-at-stake threatened. And I want to win.  I want humans to win.  So I am killing it before it kills me.
no, she won't.	Why would you let her to do that?
she'll come back.	No, she won't.
kelvin, she begged me.  i had a short- range version of the destabilizer prototype, a miniature with a range of a few meters.  she walked into it and disappeared.  she was gone.	She'll come back.
you murdered her!	Kelvin, she begged me.  I had a short- range version of the destabilizer prototype, a miniature with a range of a few meters.  She walked into it and disappeared.  She was gone.
not her.  it.	You murdered her!
you killed her!	Not her.  It.
that's fantastic.	Why did you agree to come here?
yes.	That's fantastic.
meaning man can do whatever the fuck it wants?	Yes.
no.  there's no behavior modification.	She reappeared exactly as she had before?
listen --	We're done.  Oh, I should tell you, I don't trust Snow.  There's something wrong with him.
just so you know: i'm not going back until i understand what it is.  i am going to figure out what it is, make it stop, and then i will go home.	Listen --
they shouldn't let people like you into space.	Just so you know: I'm not going back until I understand what it is.  I am going to figure out what it is, make it stop, and then I will go home.
in the lab.  with her, probably.	Her?  Who are you talking about?
where's his body?	In the lab.  With her, probably.
the same thing that could happen to any of us.	Where's his body?
i am here to recover this mission, report my findings, and make a recommendation.  now: what happened to him?	The same thing that could happen to any of us.
who, here, could possibly care what you want?  at best, you're employee of the month for the highest bidder in the solaris auction.  they have no idea what's going on up here. they've never even been in space. and i'm supposed to listen to you?	I am here to recover this mission, report my findings, and make a recommendation.  Now: What happened to him?
i want to hear your version.	Who, here, could possibly care what you want?  At best, you're Employee of the Month for the highest bidder in the Solaris auction.  They have no idea what's going on up here. They've never even been in space. And I'm supposed to listen to you?
didn't you talk to snow?	I want to hear your version.
what happened to gibarian?	Didn't you talk to Snow?
all right.	What happened to Gibarian?
you have to give me your word you won't come in.  then i'll come out.	All right.
but i can't leave with you.  i won't make it.	Maybe you can.
jesus...	But I can't leave with you.  I won't make it.
oh, right away.  that's why you never saw me with anyone.  you should've noticed that.  i miss him, though. i think i made a mistake.	Jesus...
when did this happen?	Oh, right away.  That's why you never saw me with anyone.  You should've noticed that.  I miss him, though. I think I made a mistake.
what's wrong with you?  we need your help.	I won't be making the trip.
i love her.	You do, you don't.  She's willing to give her life, you're willing to give yours, it's touching and magnificent, anything you want but -- this isn't the place for it.  Don't you see?  No, you don't.
you'll see her die, that's all. they're mortal, despite what she told you.  she will die.  then what will you do?	I love her.
into what?	You'll see her die, that's all. They're mortal, despite what she told you.  She will die.  Then what will you do?
who are you trying to please? yourself?  her?  which her, this one or that one.  can you face both?  we are in a situation that is beyond morality.  so: leave with her.  you'll see the transformation.	Into what?
maybe she doesn't need any.  should we check?	Who are you trying to please? Yourself?  Her?  Which her, this one or that one.  Can you face both?  We are in a situation that is beyond morality.  So: Leave with her.  You'll see the transformation.
her oxygen would have run out.	Maybe she doesn't need any.  Should we check?
kelvin, she'll disintegrate.  you don't believe me?  let's radio that shuttle pod you launched -- better yet, let's go get it.  i've charted it's trajectory, only take a few hours...	Her oxygen would have run out.
yes.	Kelvin, she'll disintegrate.  You don't believe me?  Let's radio that shuttle pod you launched -- better yet, let's go get it.  I've charted it's trajectory, only take a few hours...
what do you want to do, leave the station with her?	Yes.
just get him to stop.	What do you want to do, leave the station with her?
what plan?	Just get him to stop.
i want you to get sartorius to abandon his plan.	What plan?
what do you want?	I want you to get Sartorius to abandon his plan.
no.	What do you want?
she knows everything?  does she know she came once before and you put her in --	No.
she knows everything.  she knows who she is.	She knows everything?  Does she know she came once before and you put her in --
get out --	Oh, this one you love?  What about the first one, the one you fucked and then put into a rocket and blasted into space?  You didn't love her?
why do you think she hasn't suggested that?  it's the most obvious solution: escape.  she knows she can't leave here --	Get out --
what happened?	She drank liquid oxygen.
they come when you sleep.	That's right.  And we all have to sleep, eventually.
but they are human.  they certainly become human with incredible speed. first they're like they were in our memory, but then they fill in on their own.  dna doesn't determine the hundreds of trillions of connections that occur in the brain, it's not dense enough.  they build up with experience.	They come when you sleep.
human beings can die.	But they are human.  They certainly become human with incredible speed. First they're like they were in our memory, but then they fill in on their own.  DNA doesn't determine the hundreds of trillions of connections that occur in the brain, it's not dense enough.  They build up with experience.
perhaps it did.	Human beings can die.
but why is it doing what it's doing? given it's resources, it could have done anything.  presented me with your double, and you with mine.	Perhaps it did.
well, i think we're reaching the point of diminishing returns here, right?  certainly it's learning more about us than we'll ever learn about it.	But why is it doing what it's doing? Given it's resources, it could have done anything.  Presented me with your double, and you with mine.
i've never heard you express any desire to leave before now.  why now?	Well, I think we're reaching the point of diminishing returns here, right?  Certainly it's learning more about us than we'll ever learn about it.
of course, when we return, we'll be regarded as lunatics if we tell the truth.  we'll chalk it up to isolation, collective derangement.	I've never heard you express any desire to leave before now.  Why now?
no.	Of course, when we return, we'll be regarded as lunatics if we tell the truth.  We'll chalk it up to isolation, collective derangement.
we can liquidate the station.  take the athena back.	No.
consciousness is enough, that's all i've saying.  consciousness should be enough for anybody.	Who are you trying to convince?
stop equivocating!  unbelievable, how you equivocate!  you, the atheist, you're more dogmatic than any holy person i've ever seen!  this is happening, kelvin.  wake up.	Consciousness is enough, that's all I've saying.  Consciousness should be enough for anybody.
not necessarily.	Stop equivocating!  Unbelievable, how you equivocate!  You, the atheist, you're more dogmatic than any holy person I've ever seen!  This is happening, Kelvin.  Wake up.
if god is beyond our comprehension, and she --  -- is here for reasons that can't be understood, isn't god here?	Not necessarily.
-- we are not sure of that.  we are not sure we aren't all hallucinating.	If God is beyond our comprehension, and she --  -- is here for reasons that can't be understood, isn't God here?
you're unnerved because you've spent your whole life thinking nobody is looking over you, and suddenly your subconscious is an open book.  we are, for the first time, experiencing changes in natural reality by a force not our own.  that proves that --	-- we are not sure of that.  We are not sure we aren't all hallucinating.
i'm just trying to find an explanation for the continual reappearances.	When you cut yourself pounding the door, did it hurt?
is it being deliberately cruel, you mean?  i don't think so.	I'm just trying to find an explanation for the continual reappearances.
why?	Just a little strategy session.  But in person this time.
can you meet me and sartorius on b deck in an hour?	Why?
what is it?	Can you meet me and Sartorius on B deck in an hour?
kelvin, you awake?	What is it?
gibarian said he thinks solaris should be destroyed.	That's ludicrous.  This is contact. We have found God.  The only issue is figuring out how to prove this in a way that will make sense back on Earth.  So how will we describe it, if we choose to describe it at all?
an enormous amount of money changed hands to get control of this project. we are in little danger of being left alone for long.  you'll need to do something. otherwise they'll be sending someone out to recover you.	Gibarian said he thinks Solaris should be destroyed.
i don't know.	An enormous amount of money changed hands to get control of this project. We are in little danger of being left alone for long.  You'll need to do something. Otherwise they'll be sending someone out to recover you.
what are you going to report back to earth?	I don't know.
to who?	What are you going to report back to Earth?
what will you say?	To who?
told you what?	What will you say?
i wish you'd told me.	Told you what?
probably.	I wish you'd told me.
will she come back?	Probably.
it started about three months ago. right after the government sold the expedition.  we were ready to go home.	Will she come back?
rheya.	It started about three months ago. Right after the government sold the expedition.  We were ready to go home.
she has materialized from your memory of her.  what was her name?	Rheya.
dead?	She has materialized from your memory of her.  What was her name?
my wife.	Dead?
i'm not sure.  it started with gibarian.  he locked himself in his room and refused to talk except through a crack in the door.  he covered the video lens. obviously we thought he was having a nervous breakdown.  i don't know why he didn't tell us he had somebody in there.  by this time, we were getting visitors, too.  he was desperately trying to figure it out.  day and night.  who was she?	My wife.
and professionally?	I'm not sure.  It started with Gibarian.  He locked himself in his room and refused to talk except through a crack in the door.  He covered the video lens. Obviously we thought he was having a nervous breakdown.  I don't know why he didn't tell us he had somebody in there.  By this time, we were getting visitors, too.  He was desperately trying to figure it out.  Day and night.  Who was she?
personally, i think it's god.  at least, it fits my definition.	And professionally?
what was it?	Personally, I think it's God.  At least, it fits my definition.
i told you, try to stay calm.  you're supposed to be the psychologist of the bunch.	What was it?
shut up.	I told you, try to stay calm.  You're supposed to be the psychologist of the bunch.
was her breakfast conversation that bad?	Shut up.
that depends.	Well, when you do go to sleep: barricade your door.
how long can you go without sleep?	That depends.
how much sleep?	How long can you go without sleep?
how much sleep do you need?	How much sleep?
tell me.  i won't think you're insane.	Oh, that's a relief.
she was real.  where did she come from?	Tell me.  I won't think you're insane.
who was it?	She was real.  Where did she come from?
gibarian warned me.  he left me a message.	Who was it?
why, who did you see?	Gibarian warned me.  He left me a message.
is there anybody else here?	Why, who did you see?
he'll let me in.	Kelvin, if you see anything unusual...
in his lab.  he won't let you in.	He'll let me in.
where's sartorius?	In his lab.  He won't let you in.
i can't talk just now.  i'm too tired.	Where's Sartorius?
what?	I love chocolate.  I realized just yesterday how much I love it.  I thought maybe, if they let you bring personal effects, you might have snuck some through, because... well, I've been thinking about it.
you didn't bring any chocolate, did you?	What?
he's dead.	How?
what's wrong?  what happened to gibarian?	He's dead.
how can you be here...	Shhhh.  Just stay with me.  Stay with me.  Everything is forgiven. Everything.
last night.  you were talking to someone in the corridor.	You must have been dreaming.
when?	Last night.  You were talking to someone in the corridor.
where did you go before?	When?
i've decided that if it is god, it's a sick god.  its ambitions exceed its powers, but it doesn't realize it.  it's created a situation without a goal, and i hate that.  a god whose passion is not a redemption, who saves nothing, fulfills no purpose.  and us?  we would have to have "an arrangement".  an unspoken understanding that i am not human. how can i not hate something that does that?	Please.  Don't.
what does it want?	I don't know.  Something.  Anything.
a sleeping pill.  do you want yours?	What does it want?
what are you taking?	A sleeping pill.  Do you want yours?
am i really her?	I don't know anymore.  All I see is you.
it put you here.  i'll admit it, it acted like a god and put you here, put you into my consciousness.  i was asleep, and it put you into my dream.  i saw your mouth.  and there you were.  whether you've been sent here to make me happy or punish me, it doesn't matter.  the decision we make now is all that matters.  stay with me.	Am I really her?
i can't --	It put you here.  I'll admit it, it acted like a God and put you here, put you into my consciousness.  I was asleep, and it put you into my dream.  I saw your mouth.  And there you were.  Whether you've been sent here to make me happy or punish me, it doesn't matter.  The decision we make now is all that matters.  Stay with me.
you have to remember that i love you, that's all that matters --	I can't --
i have consciousness, but i am not mortal.  don't you see why i'm going crazy?	You have to remember that I love you, that's all that matters --
i think they help.	I have consciousness, but I am not mortal.  Don't you see why I'm going crazy?
they do something to me.  it's hard to think straight.	I think they help.
i wish you wouldn't.	They do something to me.  It's hard to think straight.
i want to stop taking those pills.	I wish you wouldn't.
is that really what you want?	I want to stop taking those pills.
but then i would be dead now.	Is that really what you want?
yes.  i told you.  it was exactly like mine.	But then I would be dead now.
did you hear what gibarian said? i'm not a human being.  i'm an instrument.  i came from your memory and your imagination and i will torture you no matter what.  even if i remain passive.  that's when i drank the...  i was going mad.  it felt like there was no body underneath my skin. there was something else.  an illusion.  but i could feel my heart beating, and i remembered you tested my blood.  is it like yours?	Yes.  I told you.  It was exactly like mine.
yes, you are --	Did you hear what Gibarian said? I'm not a human being.  I'm an instrument.  I came from your memory and your imagination and I will torture you no matter what.  Even if I remain passive.  That's when I drank the...  I was going mad.  It felt like there was no body underneath my skin. There was something else.  An illusion.  But I could feel my heart beating, and I remembered you tested my blood.  Is it like yours?
i... i am rheya.  but i am not the woman you loved ten years ago.	Yes, you are --
who are you, then?	I... I am Rheya.  But I am not the woman you loved ten years ago.
that's impossible.  i'm not rheya.	Who are you, then?
you exist here.  i keep telling you.	That's impossible.  I'm not Rheya.
you're lying.	You exist here.  I keep telling you.
i want you here.	You're lying.
what do i have to do to stop it?	I want you here.
chris, please.  chris, i'm serious. i won't make it.	Then you won't make it.
i can't stay here.	Chris, please.  Chris, I'm serious. I won't make it.
chris --	I can't stay here.
i never said i didn't.	Chris --
you never said you wanted one.	I never said I didn't.
neither did i.	You never said you wanted one.
chris, i had to.  i had to.  i didn't think you'd react like this.	Neither did I.
thank you.	Chris, I had to.  I had to.  I didn't think you'd react like this.
it wouldn't have made any difference.	Thank you.
you should have told me.	It wouldn't have made any difference.
don't do this.  i am literally begging you not to do this.  chris.	You should have told me.
then you'll die.	I want every second I can get with you.
rheya, i am not going back.  i'm staying here with you.	Then you'll die.
you're lying.  i'm not human.	Rheya, I am not going back.  I'm staying here with you.
no.	You're lying.  I'm not human.
i'm disgusting.	No.
listen: i don't care about anything but the fact that you are here.  you are her, you are rheya.	I'm disgusting.
don't call me that.	Listen: I don't care about anything but the fact that you are here.  You are her, you are Rheya.
rheya --	Don't call me that.
i'm not rheya.  you've always known that.	Rheya --
how could it be so cruel?  how could it torture us like this?	I don't think it knows it's torturing us.  It's just watching.
how can i tell?  you've seen both of me.  i only know what you're like here.  you're all i know.  there is no "you" from before.	How could it be so cruel?  How could it torture us like this?
that won't happen again.  we're different.	How can I tell?  You've seen both of me.  I only know what you're like here.  You're all I know.  There is no "You" from before.
don't.  i'm the one at risk here. if we're playing out what happened before, i won't survive.	That won't happen again.  We're different.
i love you.	Don't.  I'm the one at risk here. If we're playing out what happened before, I won't survive.
please don't lie.  i told you before, i don't know how i came to be here. whatever you think you can't say to me, i need to hear you say it.	I love you.
it's all right.	Please don't lie.  I told you before, I don't know how I came to be here. Whatever you think you can't say to me, I need to hear you say it.
what's happening to us?	It's all right.
you said he was dead.	He is.  But he was here...
gibarian.  he was here.	You said he was dead.
what's wrong?	Gibarian.  He was here.
do you?	If you're here.
do you want to stay here?	Do you?
not this time.	Do you want to stay here?
but that's what happened before.	Not this time.
neither can i.  not any of it. there's no reference point for what's going on; it's never happened before. it's a clean break in the fabric of the universe; a gap.  there is nothing to do but experience it, moment-to- moment, and not let it destroy us.	But that's what happened before.
i have these strange thoughts, i don't know where they come from.  i can't explain it.	Neither can I.  Not any of it. There's no reference point for what's going on; it's never happened before. It's a clean break in the fabric of the Universe; a gap.  There is nothing to do but experience it, moment-to- moment, and not let it destroy us.
for a reason that neither of us understand, you are forced to stay near me.  that's all i know right now.	I have these strange thoughts, I don't know where they come from.  I can't explain it.
that's what you were saying.  i heard what you were saying.	For a reason that neither of us understand, you are forced to stay near me.  That's all I know right now.
rheya.	That's what you were saying.  I heard what you were saying.
you don't want me.	Rheya.
don't debate him; he'll say anything.	I'm just as human as you.  I see, I hear, I touch, and I feel just like you do.
you're the coward.	Don't debate him; he'll say anything.
i don't think do.  it's not sleep; it's something else.  it's all around me.	Those are dreams.
can you sleep?	I don't think do.  It's not sleep; it's something else.  It's all around me.
i love you, too.	Can you sleep?
no.  i love you.	I love you, too.
was she right?	No.  I love you.
you... she said i didn't love her.	Was she right?
why did she do it?	You... she said I didn't love her.
yes.  especially toward the end.	Why did she do it?
but we fought.	Yes.  Especially toward the end.
i'm sure there are worse people to talk to, but i don't know who they are.	I'm just trying to understand what's going on.
when?  when i'm asleep?	I'm sure there are worse people to talk to, but I don't know who they are.
sartorius.	When?  When I'm asleep?
who have you been talking to?	Sartorius.
that i am not rheya.  that rheya died.  killed herself.  i'm different.	Who have you been talking to?
what are you talking about?	That I am not Rheya.  That Rheya died.  Killed herself.  I'm different.
you don't love me.	Stop.
what's wrong.	You don't love me.
yes.  yes.	I'm glad.
do i really feel like... i am...?	Yes.  Yes.
it was obvious from the way he first looked at me.	Do I really feel like... I am...?
it's a violent response to something we haven't figured out.  don't let the cowardly demeanor fool you: he is ruthless.  unblinking in his prejudice.	It was obvious from the way he first looked at me.
you feel sorry for solaris, or for me?	It's a violent response to something we haven't figured out.  Don't let the cowardly demeanor fool you: He is ruthless.  Unblinking in his prejudice.
he does have a point.  that's just not the way i'd like to see it proven.	You feel sorry for Solaris, or for me?
he has a point.	He does have a point.  That's just not the way I'd like to see it proven.
well.  he doesn't think it's god, but for different reasons than me. he's thinking: if i can figure out how to make it stop, than i am smarter than it is, and therefore it cannot be god.	He has a point.
sartorius wants to destroy it.	Well.  He doesn't think it's God, but for different reasons than me. He's thinking: If I can figure out how to make it stop, than I am smarter than it is, and therefore it cannot be God.
snow thinks we shouldn't leave until we figure out a way to document it, to prove its existence to the planet earth.  this is hilarious: he thinks it's god, but he wants it to sit still for a photograph so he can show the folks back home.	Sartorius wants to destroy it.
what does snow think you should do?	Snow thinks we shouldn't leave until we figure out a way to document it, to prove its existence to the planet Earth.  This is hilarious: He thinks it's God, but he wants it to sit still for a photograph so he can show the folks back home.
you sure say "god" a lot when we're doing it.	I know.  I'm putting that in my next report.
how could she not be real?  i can smell her, taste her.  she does exactly what she did... it's not possible.	You know, I've decided: I'm just gonna believe what you believe about this whole Solaris thing, it'll make life so much easier; the little wife agreeing with her big, strong husband. You must get such a headache thinking about those Great Big Problems all day.
i like that too.	How could she not be real?  I can smell her, taste her.  She does exactly what she did... it's not possible.
good.  because i want you to know. i really like fucking you.	I like that too.
i think so.	Good.  Because I want you to know. I really like fucking you.
do you have any idea how much i like fucking you?	I think so.
i can't help feeling that i'm cheating when i take them.	It's genetics.  You know this.  You know where it comes from.  There is nothing wrong with uncrossing a few crossed wires.
why did you say those things?	I don't know.  I couldn't understand why you didn't tell me.
what happened to us, exactly?	You don't know?
thinking what you were doing and saying, just being consumed by thinking of you.  i loved it so much, that feeling.	I did too.
scared.  no, not scared.  wary. like i was something to be... her guard went up.  i was a threat.  now i know why.  she was afraid she'd be seen.  that i would see her for the self-obsessed neurotic that she was. i think she thought she had a few more years of being on a pedestal. but that's the cycle, right?  i knew a little more than she did, she knew a little more than her mother, and on and on.  i guess that's part of the reason why --	I know.  I know.  We don't have to talk about that.
what kind of look?	Scared.  No, not scared.  Wary. Like I was something to be... her guard went up.  I was a threat.  Now I know why.  She was afraid she'd be seen.  That I would see her for the self-obsessed neurotic that she was. I think she thought she had a few more years of being on a pedestal. But that's the cycle, right?  I knew a little more than she did, she knew a little more than her mother, and on and on.  I guess that's part of the reason why --
seven, eight.  so one day my mother catches me sort of staring off into space, and she asks me what i'm doing, and i start trying to explain to her, about this state that i can put myself in, and this look comes over her face.	What kind of look?
how old were you?	Seven, eight.  So one day my mother catches me sort of staring off into space, and she asks me what I'm doing, and I start trying to explain to her, about this state that I can put myself in, and this look comes over her face.
i would have these -- i don't know how to describe them -- visions, when i was younger.  maybe not visions, but like these waking dream states.  time would just collapse, i would be inside time.  i would stare at a second hand on a clock until it stopped.  freaky stuff.	How old were you?
where've you been?	I been thinking about how much I hate you.
you were trying to break down the door.  do you know why?	When I saw you were gone I got scared.
what happened?	You were trying to break down the door.  Do you know why?
as i said, it is beyond our comprehension.	As I said, then it's God, right?
but what if solaris is what there was before the big bang?	As I said, it is beyond our comprehension.
you're talking about a man in a white beard again.  you're ascribing human characteristics to something that isn't human.  human beings look for causes and patterns.  how could we know what solaris is up to, if anything?	But what if Solaris is what there was before The Big Bang?
even a god that wasn't active, that just created something and stood back and watched?	You're talking about a man in a white beard again.  You're ascribing human characteristics to something that isn't human.  Human beings look for causes and patterns.  How could we know what Solaris is up to, if anything?
the whole idea of god was dreamed up by a silly animal with a small brain called man.  even the limits we put on it are human limits.  it can do this, it can do that!  it designs, it creates!	Even a God that wasn't active, that just created something and stood back and watched?
you still don't believe in god?	The whole idea of God was dreamed up by a silly animal with a small brain called Man.  Even the limits we put on it are human limits.  It can do this, it can do that!  It designs, it creates!
it's something.	You still don't believe in God?
then it's god, right?	It's something.
intelligent beyond our comprehension.	Then it's God, right?
is it intelligent?	Intelligent beyond our comprehension.
not exactly.  it exists in a continuum that wasn't proven until ten years ago, a higher mathematical dimension superimposed on top of the universe. an infinite number of them, in fact. it was a violation of all of our various laws regarding the universe, space, or space-time.  it was completely counter-intuitive.  we had to unlearn everything.	Is it intelligent?
is it a planet?	Not exactly.  It exists in a continuum that wasn't proven until ten years ago, a higher mathematical dimension superimposed on top of the Universe. An infinite number of them, in fact. It was a violation of all of our various laws regarding the Universe, Space, or Space-Time.  It was completely counter-intuitive.  We had to unlearn everything.
yes.  but not until you mentioned them.  as soon as you said those things, i remembered them.  and they have associations that make me think of other things i remember.  it's like filling up.	Is it a planet?
do you remember beethoven?  the beatles?  movies, books, restaurants, friends?	Yes.  But not until you mentioned them.  As soon as you said those things, I remembered them.  And they have associations that make me think of other things I remember.  It's like filling up.
what do you mean?	Do you remember Beethoven?  The Beatles?  Movies, books, restaurants, friends?
what do you remember?	What do you mean?
i know, i know.  but still, somehow i don't feel better.	All right.  How about I feel better when you take them?
you're better when you take them.	I know, I know.  But still, somehow I don't feel better.
i am.  please come with me.  i don't want to do this here.	You talk like an actor.
you go home.	I am.  Please come with me.  I don't want to do this here.
let's go home.	You go home.
and i just want to know if i'm crazy or not -- if what i think is happening is actually happening.  or am i one of those people, those women, who are blind to what's going on?  who pretend not to see their husband's attention toward another woman?	Let's go home.
rheya.  not here.	And I just want to know if I'm crazy or not -- if what I think is happening is actually happening.  Or am I one of those people, those women, who are blind to what's going on?  Who pretend not to see their husband's attention toward another woman?
you behave as though you want to fuck her.	Rheya.  Not here.
stop it.	You behave as though you want to fuck her.
you want to fuck her?	Stop it.
and tonight?	Better.
i wasn't.	And tonight?
you didn't look very happy.	I wasn't.
not a very happy poem.	You didn't look very happy.
my thomas is a little rusty.	Not a very happy poem.
poem.  dylan thomas.  i thought of it when i saw you on the train.	My Thomas is a little rusty.
book?	Poem.  Dylan Thomas.  I thought of it when I saw you on the train.
"and death shall have no dominion".	Book?
i want you inside me right now.	"And Death Shall Have No Dominion".
rheya...	I want you inside me right now.
we're taking a flight?	Yes.
to calm my anxiety.	We're taking a flight?
to calm your anxiety.	To calm my anxiety.
what are they?	To calm your anxiety.
i don't know.  i can't be alone.	I'll be right back.
why?	I don't know.  I can't be alone.
don't.	Why?
i'll just be a minute.	Don't.
i'll go with you.	I'll just be a minute.
i need to see snow.	I'll go with you.
oh, god.  i'm awake.	Yes.
you want it coming back with us?	You go ahead.  Of what I remember about Earth... it's all one thing now.  Everything's a blur.  I like distinctions.
i got rid of him.  i wanted to see if... i wanted to be the only one. i wanted to be snow.	Fuck me.  I knew it.
i'm not snow.	I got rid of him.  I wanted to see if... I wanted to be the only one. I wanted to be Snow.
snow, get up here, now.	I'm not Snow.
gibarian was under enormous --	Gibarian was helpless.  It's very simple: Man created the science that resulted in the discovery of Solaris, and the ship that brought us here.
followed by non-human manifestations.	Are the actions of Solaris premeditated?
and when a given situation no longer corresponds to the normal faculties of the... original, the visitor suffers some sort of disconnected consciousness.	Followed by non-human manifestations.
a recoil, with no compensating mechanism.	And when a given situation no longer corresponds to the normal faculties of the... original, the visitor suffers some sort of disconnected consciousness.
they are not autonomous individuals and they're not actual persons. they are projections materializing from our minds, based on a given individual.	It's an experiment.
we thought you'd be alone.  we want to talk about...	We want to talk freely.
why do you say that?	He won't.
he won't do it.	Why do you say that?
occasionally.	Then c'mon.  Follow me.  The art's in the basement, you're going to get a privileged peek.
you still writing the occasional magazine article?	Occasionally.
it's terrific win.	You still writing the occasional magazine article?
looks a little constipated to me.	It's called "solid"... Nice to find someone you can count on, Win.
you didn't like him?	Looks a little constipated to me.
and so what's with steinhart?  is it serious?	You didn't like him?
they've got two monsters now.  both boys.	And so what's with Steinhart?  Is it serious?
skiddy and kit?  i haven't seen them since that shitty pasta dinner on the cape.	They've got two monsters now.  Both boys.
claire!	Hello, Win.
say goodbye, mike.	You take care.
i do.	Say goodbye, Mike.
you have a weakness for lady cops.	I do.
i like your coat.	You have a weakness for Lady Cops.
i'll miss you, mike.	Listen, I'll... see you again.
you don't have to, now.	I think it's probably still a good idea.
i don't know...	You don't have to, now.
you still going away?	I don't know...
so.	You still going away?
so.	So.
yeah.  it's all over.	So.
everyone's all right...?	Yeah.  It's all over.
claire!	Mike...?
... mike.	It's Venza.  He wants you.  You, for Ellie and Tommy.
i'll have to pack a lot of clothes.	Yeah...
"to"... forget about you.	I'll have to pack a lot of clothes.
"for"...?	"To"... Forget about you.
long enough.	"For"...?
how long you going away for?	Long enough.
... don't explain.	How long you going away for?
i'd miss my life...	... Don't explain.
i know.	I'd miss my life...
it wouldn't work.	I know.
i know.	It wouldn't work.
i've been doing a lot of thinking.	I know.
yeah.	I've been doing a lot of thinking.
they guys treatin' you all right?	Yeah.
let's do it.	They guys treatin' you all right?
pretty bad.	Let's do it.
do you?	Pretty bad.
do you dance?	Do you?
what a memory.	Do you dance?
no really, it's okay, i've gotta go. i'm expecting some calls.  i'll be fine, really.	I'll think about Wednesday.
claire...	No really, it's okay, I've gotta go. I'm expecting some calls.  I'll be fine, really.
listen, you're right.  don't do it. i'll just... send you an address, okay?	Claire...
i don't know.  it wouldn't be very smart.	Listen, you're right.  Don't do it. I'll just... send you an address, okay?
tomorrow night.  can you come?	I don't know.  It wouldn't be very smart.
oh yeah.  when is it?  this thing in queens.	Tomorrow night.  Can you come?
i don't know.  garber's left orders here not to let you in the building.	Oh yeah.  When is it?  This thing in Queens.
when can i see you?	I don't know.  Garber's left orders here not to let you in the building.
pretty far.  i'm told not to say anything about it on the phone, in case it's tapped... they think it's best, safer, if i go away, at least till venza's found.	When can I see you?
where?	Pretty far.  I'm told not to say anything about it on the phone, in case it's tapped... they think it's best, safer, if I go away, at least till Venza's found.
i'm going away after that, the next morning.	Where?
oh that thing in queens.	I'm going away after that, the next morning.
i'm taking them all out to queens, as a matter of fact, right in your neighborhood.  there's an event at my father's school... an anniversary... i thought maybe you could come...	Oh that thing in Queens.
oh, i'm fine.  they've replaced you with quite an entourage.  it's a regular "marching band".  you should see me on the street, you'd think i was the first lady --	I'm taking them all out to Queens, as a matter of fact, right in your neighborhood.  There's an event at my Father's school... an anniversary... I thought maybe you could come...
are you okay?	Oh, I'm fine.  They've replaced you with quite an entourage.  It's a regular "marching band".  You should see me on the street, you'd think I was the First Lady --
oh god, that's great!	Are you okay?
i've moved into scotty's... good news about t.j., though.  looks like that tough son of a gun is gonna pull through.	Oh God, that's great!
oh, i do want to know.  i tried to reach you at the precinct.	I've moved into Scotty's... Good news about T.J., though.  Looks like that tough son of a gun is gonna pull through.
you don't want to know.	Oh, I do want to know.  I tried to reach you at the precinct.
what do you want to do?	I don't know.
not exactly.	What do you want to do?
you told her?	Not exactly.
you don't wash your clothes at the boulevard laundromat... you don't pick up your kids from some crummy public school... what is this?  a fuckin' joke?	Okay, then let's make it easy.  It was a mistake.  Don't make me feel guilty now that it's over, let's forget about it.
this is me, mike.  there's nothing else...	You don't wash your clothes at the Boulevard Laundromat... you don't pick up your kids from some crummy public school... what is this?  A fuckin' joke?
i don't know you...	This is me, Mike.  There's nothing else...
she's okay.  everything's okay...	I don't know you...
they called here after you left...	She's okay.  Everything's okay...
yeah.	They called here after you left...
i do care about you!	More bullshit!  More bullshit!  What kind of odds are they giving me?  There must be some kind of office pool.  One month?  A couple of days?
i trusted you!  i thought you cared about me?!	I do care about you!
stop being nuts!	I trusted you!  I thought you cared about me?!
let go!	Stop being nuts!
stop, will you?!	Let go!
claire...!	Stop, will you?!
i'm perfectly calm, i'm a normal human being.  i'm going for a walk in the park.	Claire...!
claire, will you calm down?	I'm perfectly calm, I'm a normal human being.  I'm going for a walk in the park.
you told me i'm safe?  i'm going for a walk in the park.	Claire, will you calm down?
no, you'll be safe.  we're gonna pick him up again...	And then what?  I'll never be safe. I'll have to leave the country!  You can't protect me, and you can't keep him in jail!  And you knew that all the goddamn time!
you put me life in danger.	No, you'll be safe.  We're gonna pick him up again...
it's just me.  i want to talk to you.  let me in...	You put me life in danger.
i can't open it.	It's just me.  I want to talk to you.  Let me in...
open the door, will you?	I can't open it.
what do you want?	Open the door, will you?
claire?	What do you want?
good night, mike.	Sleep good.
it was nice having you "watch over me"...	Yeah.  I liked being around you too... Claire.
i'll miss you, mike...	It was nice having you "watch over me"...
you could do better.	I'll miss you, Mike...
he's very caring, in his way.  you haven't seen him at his best.	You could do better.
you asked.	He's very caring, in his way.  You haven't seen him at his best.
tell it like it is.	You asked.
what's to like?	Tell it like it is.
you don't like him, do you?	What's to like?
what about neil?	You don't like him, do you?
very nice.	What about Neil?
but "nice".	Very nice.
no dog.	But "nice".
i saw you with a dog, in my mind.	No dog.
no dog.	I saw you with a dog, in my mind.
that's nice.  and you live in queens?  with a child, and a dog...?	No dog.
yeah.	That's nice.  And you live in Queens?  With a child, and a dog...?
and "is"...?	Yeah.
yeah.  it was.	And "is"...?
so it was "love".	Yeah.  It was.
... it was like... the minute i saw her... i knew.  she looked so damn adorable in a cop's uniform... puttin' on a big, tough act...	So it was "love".
okay.  let's just see if a mugger gets me.	... It was like... the minute I saw her... I knew.  She looked so damn adorable in a cop's uniform... puttin' on a big, tough act...
hey.  this is my business.  do i tell you your business.	Okay.  Let's just see if a mugger gets me.
and die laughing, because you're walking so stupid!	Hey.  This is my business.  Do I tell you your business.
no, no seriously!  there's a study done on this, you walk this way, the muggers are gonna single you out.	And die laughing, because you're walking so stupid!
that's the dumbest walk i ever saw!	No, no seriously!  There's a study done on this, you walk this way, the muggers are gonna single you out.
absolutely.  look at this.	That's the dumbest walk I ever saw!
you mean to tell me, a mugger would stay away from someone because they walked a certain way?	Absolutely.  Look at this.
yeah, i like that!  where you go, i follow.	You mean to tell me, a mugger would stay away from someone because they walked a certain way?
want to go out for a drink?  i mean, we're both sitting here, and joey venza's in jail...	Yeah, I like that!  Where you go, I follow.
could be, i guess.	Want to go out for a drink?  I mean, we're both sitting here, and Joey Venza's in jail...
so, this could be your last night, huh?	Could be, I guess.
no kidding.	So, this could be your last night, huh?
you know why they're like that...? he was myopic... going blind.	No kidding.
they're kind of fuzzy.	You know why they're like that...? He was myopic... going blind.
you put it back in the wrong place... do you like renoir?	They're kind of fuzzy.
how did you know?	You put it back in the wrong place... Do you like Renoir?
you were reading my renoir.	How did you know?
nope... never finished one yet.  i hate these things.	You were reading my Renoir.
didn't do very well, did you?	Nope... never finished one yet.  I hate these things.
yeah, what a woman.	Didn't do very well, did you?
urdu and hindi.	Yeah, what a woman.
you wouldn't happen to know what language they speak in india, do you?	Urdu and Hindi.
hmm...	You wouldn't happen to know what language they speak in India, do you?
claire?	Hmm...
big talk... desperate guy.	Right.  How could he do that if he's in jail and they've thrown away the key...?
he said he'd kill me.	Big talk... Desperate guy.
sooner, the better.	He said he'd kill me.
i guess i'm supposed to do it in the morning.  identify him.	Sooner, the better.
i shouldn't have listened to you, i should've followed you right into the "can" the way he did.	If I had known I was going to have company, he was right next to me.  I think he heard me peeing!  I hate that, I am glad he's in jail.
listen, that was my fault.	I shouldn't have listened to you, I should've followed you right into the "can" the way he did.
i'm sorry about what happened.	Listen, that was my fault.
yeah.	I'm sorry about what happened.
you all right?	Yeah.
i came on at 8:00.	You all right?
hi.  just checking to see if you're here.	I came on at 8:00.
i'll come with you.	I think I can probably do that on my own.
i'll have a spritzer, order something soft for yourself... i must go for a pee.	I'll come with you.
ah... i shouldn't... on duty.	I'll have a spritzer, order something soft for yourself... I must go for a pee.
let's get a drink.	Ah... I shouldn't... on duty.
hey!  there are crazy people here.	Let's get a drink.
people think i'm stepping out on neil.  we're causing quite a scandal.	Hey!  There are crazy people here.
you can touch me, i won't bite.	Not too sure about that.
put it on my account, please.	I got money.
beg pardon?	Since you're going to be my escort, you'll need a new tie.
would you pick one out, please?	Beg pardon?
are you nervous?	No, Ma'am.
i'm supposed to speak at their tenth anniversary.	Nice.  Maybe you'll stop by... have an aperitif...
my father founded a music school there.  the milton gregory school.	I'm supposed to speak at their tenth anniversary.
queens... you know queens?	My father founded a music school there.  The Milton Gregory School.
you live in manhattan?	Queens... You know Queens?
he thinks you're being a little careless.  he made the point several times.	You live in Manhattan?
what did he say?	He thinks you're being a little careless.  He made the point several times.
do you have another tie?  something more conservative?	Oh... Yes... I don't have it with me.  It's at home.
there's a phone in the car.	Do you have another tie?  Something more conservative?
i'm supposed to call in.	There's a phone in the car.
can we go then?	I'm supposed to call in.
right.  that's true.	Can we go then?
lieutenant garber said that in all likelihood there was no real danger, is that true?	Right.  That's true.
i think, maybe, that isn't such a great idea...	Lieutenant Garber said that in all likelihood there was no real danger, is that true?
i have to pick something up before bergdorf's closes, then stop at a reception just a few blocks away.	I think, maybe, that isn't such a great idea...
uh...	I have to pick something up before Bergdorf's closes, then stop at a reception just a few blocks away.
i'm sorry.  i'm not sure how this works.  i have to go out... is that all right?	Uh...
hi.	I'm sorry.  I'm not sure how this works.  I have to go out... is that all right?
straight ahead.	Hard to find doors in this place.
i've never seen anyone killed before.	It's okay... I've never been a detective before either...
well, of course, we'd be... honored...	Just putting in an appearance then.
not if you don't want me to.	Well, of course, we'd be... honored...
you're planning to speak?	Not if you don't want me to.
it was something my father always liked me to do.	You're planning to speak?
hello, claire.  how extraordinary that you came.	It was something my father always liked me to do.
what am i supposed to do?!  i saw one of my oldest friends get killed! and i saw who did it!  i can't just -- "let it go away"!!	Claire...
you're dealing with a psychopath. he gets out of jail in ten years, or five... or ninety days, and you'll be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life...	What am I supposed to do?!  I saw one of my oldest friends get killed! And I saw who did it!  I can't just -- "let it go away"!!
and i'm making mine.	You're dealing with a psychopath. He gets out of jail in ten years, or five... or ninety days, and you'll be looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life...
win made his choices, claire.  we all do --	And I'm making mine.
... he killed win... he enjoyed it...	Win made his choices, Claire.  We all do --
claire...	... He killed Win... he enjoyed it...
... you know, and i know, that the only thing standing between a life sentence for venza and his freedom is my testimony at his trial...	Claire...
... i don't want to talk about it...	... You know, and I know, that the only thing standing between a life sentence for Venza and his freedom is my testimony at his trial...
... just saying you should think twice about it...	... I don't want to talk about it...
tommy...!	I'm all right.
hey, can we go to mcdonald's?	Absolutely.
i don't know tommy.	Hey, can we go to McDonald's?
mom, what's going to happen with you and dad?	I don't know Tommy.
we're not going to the game, are we mom?	Sure we are, let's go!
nothing.	The gun?  It's in the upstairs closet.
keep what handy?	Nothing.
he doesn't want to sleep here.  neither do i.  it's not my house anymore.	Me neither.
ellie...	I'm all right.
was it venza?  did you get him?	No.
he'll live through it.  they all live through it.  what a world, huh?	Was it Venza?  Did you get him?
what about tommy?	He'll live through it.  They all live through it.  What a world, huh?
i'm going to visit my sister for a few days.  i'd like you to get your stuff out.	What about Tommy?
get away from me... get away!  she means that much to you, you stay with her.  but you come back, you come back for me.  not for tommy, not for your mother, or your fucking job, but for me.	El?  I'm sorry.  I do love you.  And you are a lady.  I have so much respect...
let me drive...	Get away from me... get away!  She means that much to you, you stay with her.  But you come back, you come back for me.  Not for Tommy, not for your mother, or your fucking job, but for me.
my wife talks to his wife about what shift i'm gonna take?	What's the difference?
you talked to his wife?	My wife talks to his wife about what shift I'm gonna take?
i already did.  i mean, i talked to his wife, and she talked to him...	You talked to his wife?
well, t.j.'s... seniority... and all.  i'll talk to garber about it.	I already did.  I mean, I talked to his wife, and she talked to him...
i'd like you to switch to the day shift, mike.  to be home for dinner. helen insists that t.j. be home for dinner... that's why he's on the morning shift.	Well, T.J.'s... seniority... and all.  I'll talk to Garber about it.
well.  this'll be over soon. venza's such a nut job, we're bound to pick him up soon.	I'd like you to switch to the day shift, Mike.  To be home for dinner. Helen insists that T.J. be home for dinner... That's why he's on the morning shift.
hey, we qualify for the senior citizens early-bird special... did you see tommy today?  he misses you...	Well.  This'll be over soon. Venza's such a nut job, we're bound to pick him up soon.
what did you watch?	I don't remember Michael, go to sleep.  You don't have to make conversation with me.
i watched tv.	What did you watch?
what did you do tonight?	I watched TV.
i'm not saying it's your fault.	What did you do tonight?
i'm sorry.	I'm not saying it's your fault.
you gotta get another tour.  we're gettin' too old for this.	I'm sorry.
what're you talking about --	I'm talking about I've been talking this way for sixteen years and now, out of the blue, it's vulgar!
jesus, mike, somebody's been feeding you a line of crap.	What're you talking about --
you heard me.	Jesus, Mike, somebody's been feeding you a line of crap.
what was that?	You heard me.
d'you have to say "fucking" every other word?	What was that?
c'mon, don't make an issue of it. do you want the fucking meatloaf or not?	D'you have to say "fucking" every other word?
i'm sorry.  i know i heard noises... the detective's wife...	I want you and Tommy to stay with my mother.
did you hear what i said?	Did you hear what I said?!!
it is my fault!  i'm responsible for her!	Did you hear what I said?
it's not your fault.  mike, please get off the case.	It is my fault!  I'm responsible for her!
take it easy!  i set her up.  i saw it coming.	It's not your fault.  Mike, please get off the case.
mike, take it easy...	Take it easy!  I set her up.  I saw it coming.
goddamn venza assaulted a taxi driver in the bronx, thirteen months ago.  it's coming to court and the judge let him walk because of the pending case law.	Mike, take it easy...
what?	Goddamn Venza assaulted a taxi driver in the Bronx, thirteen months ago.  It's coming to court and the judge let him walk because of the pending case law.
should i wait up?  we've got to get up early for the beach tomorrow.	I'll be right up.
few minutes.  want to catch the news.	Should I wait up?  We've got to get up early for the beach tomorrow.
coming to bed?	Few minutes.  Want to catch the news.
why?	I don't know why she bought me a tie! -- She's a generous person -- and she's a nice person -- and I could be settin' her up to be killed... you want the fuckin' tie?
she bought it.	Why?
i know you're her bodyguard.  did she buy it or did you?	She bought it.
i'm her bodyguard, goddamnit...	I know you're her bodyguard.  Did she buy it or did you?
excuse me!  you went to a party with her?	I'm her bodyguard, goddamnit...
ellie, it was a formal party...	Excuse me!  You went to a party with her?
what's wrong with your paisley tie?	Ellie, it was a formal party...
i had to follow her to a store.	What's wrong with your paisley tie?
she took you shopping for a tie?	I had to follow her to a store.
she didn't like the other one, so she picked this one.	She took you shopping for a tie?
what did she say the down payment was?	She didn't like the other one, so she picked this one.
it's not your taste.	What did she say the down payment was?
bought it.	It's not your taste.
where'd you get the tie?	Bought it.
no!  no!  i'm sorry.  ninety-seven five right?	Where'd you get the tie?
oh i can see you've had a bad day. we'll see the house another time, okay?	No!  No!  I'm sorry.  Ninety-seven five right?
i might stop you.	Oh I can see you've had a bad day. We'll see the house another time, okay?
i'd identify him.	I might stop you.
i think -- she's crazy.	I'd identify him.
because the the only way to stop crime is to identify criminals.  i can't believe you're talking this way mister detective -- i think she's got a lot of guts.	I think -- she's crazy.
why?	Because the the only way to stop crime is to identify criminals.  I can't believe you're talking this way Mister Detective -- I think she's got a lot of guts.
she's got to identify him.	Why?
i don't know that ellie.  he might get out.  garber's not bein' straight with the witness, she could be in deep shit if she identifies him, and it's my job to convince her she won't be.	She's got to identify him.
honey.  you got him.	I don't know that Ellie.  He might get out.  Garber's not bein' straight with the witness, she could be in deep shit if she identifies him, and it's my job to convince her she won't be.
what shit, honey?	You don't want to hear about it.
oh, some shit.	What shit, honey?
the real estate lady left, she couldn't wait anymore.  what took you?	Oh, some shit.
okay?	Unbelievably handsome.  You look fantastic in a suit.
i read the article.  you didn't tell me she was so beautiful.	Well, actually, she looks better than that.
let 'em eat their hearts out.	I read the article.  You didn't tell me she was so beautiful.
hey.  the neighbors.	Let 'em eat their hearts out.
i think television's a dangerous thing.	It's twenty bucks in the bank.
changing the sparks.  they showed it on tv.  what d'you think?	I think television's a dangerous thing.
i can still use a gun.	Just keep it someplace safe, but handy.
don't start... the only reason is that the neighborhood's shi...  ... crummy.  i just don't like the idea of leaving you alone here at night.	I can still use a gun.
for how long?	'Til they pick up the perp.  Seniority gets day shift... You know what that means.
not great.  i've got a babysitting job for a material witness on a homicide.	For how long?
so how'd it go?	Not great.  I've got a babysitting job for a material witness on a homicide.
you got no idea...	Imagine... I'm sleepin' with a DT.
tomorrow, i start looking for our house... you love me?	You got no idea...
you got a great ass!  i love your ass -- now get that falling ass into bed before it hits the floor.	Tomorrow, I start looking for our house... You love me?
what am i gonna do?  i jog, i do the exercises on tv in the morning... gravity...	You got a great ass!  I love your ass -- now get that falling ass into bed before it hits the floor.
get in bed.	What am I gonna do?  I jog, I do the exercises on TV in the morning... gravity...
i just saw it in the mirror, it doesn't look like my ass anymore.	Get in bed.
what are you talking about?	I just saw it in the mirror, it doesn't look like my ass anymore.
my ass is falling.  it is.	What are you talking about?
your what...?	My ass is falling.  It is.
my ass if falling.	Your what...?
what?	My ass if falling.
mike?	What?
take my advice, don't buy any...	Mike?
amen to that.  the supermarket's full of assholes.	Take my advice, don't buy any...
ellie, you know i think it's about time we got outa this place, get us a house of our own.  we can afford it now.	Amen to that.  The supermarket's full of assholes.
too kinky.	Ellie, you know I think it's about time we got outa this place, get us a house of our own.  We can afford it now.
think i should put the skateboard in bed with him?	Too kinky.
what do you think?  any chance?  there's nothin' else i'm any good at, but this.	Call me next week.  We'll talk about it.
i heard a lot... anything you want to deny, mike?	It should've been me...
i heard.	I heard a lot... Anything you want to deny, Mike?
they're operating on him.  he's still alive.	I heard.
what about when she identifies him?!	If she identifies him.  Where the fuck were you anyway, cowboy!  Venza was meat.  He walked right past you, and now we're the ones playing catch-up!  You better hope she identifies him.
he's got a good lawyer, and he made a smart move.  we've got a scared witness and a suspect who proved "good will" by turning himself in.	What about when she identifies him?!
even joey venza?!	He's got a good lawyer, and he made a smart move.  We've got a scared witness and a suspect who proved "good will" by turning himself in.
anyone who turns himself in makes a good case for bail.	Even Joey Venza?!
it wasn't a bad bust.  he gave himself up because he knew i was gonna nab him.	Anyone who turns himself in makes a good case for bail.
you apprehended him after he gave himself up --	It wasn't a bad bust.  He gave himself up because he knew I was gonna nab him.
but i got him!  he's in jail! wasn't that the point...?!	You apprehended him after he gave himself up --
what about when she goes out?	Discourage it.  But stay with her if you can't.  Call it in first so we can have a car on tail.  She's agreed to travel only with her own driver and limousine... okay, let's check it out.
why not patrol?  they'd do just as good a job.	When I want your advise, Keegan, I'll make an appointment.
i just sat and listened.	Safe and secure is how we want her. Until she I.D.'s Venza.
i don't know how you did it, but whatever it was, keep doing it.	I just sat and listened.
no one-seventeen, they'll fuck it up!  he told me not to tell anybody, to bring claire and come alone!  he won't wait, he knows i'm two minutes away!  koontz, please!	I can't do it, you know that... He's not gonna allow it anyway, Mike.  No way is he gonna let anybody walk out of that house alive, who can finger him.
we'll call swat.  we'll get the locals.  throw it!	No, I need'm now!
koontz!  i need you guys!	We'll call SWAT.  We'll get the locals.  Throw it!
let's go.  we're takin' her home!  move it!  get the cars!	Koontz!  I need you guys!
at my house...!	Call a cruiser!
tell me i'm dreamin'.	I just gotta talk to her, T.J.
wasn't your fault.	It was my fault, T.J.  Fuck!
not koontz.	Be happy.  He's good at this.
you in this with me?	Yeah!  Seniority gets the day shift.
do it, or look for another profession.  that's a choice i guess.	You in this with me?
shit!  a nursemaid!  my first detail, and i'm a fuckin' slug!  i got a 'choice' at all.	Do it, or look for another profession.  That's a choice I guess.
who's joey venza?	Bad fuckin' news.  Even the families dropped him when they found they had a fruitcake on their hands.  But he knows where a lot of bodies are buried.  It'd cap it for Garber if he could bring him in.
hey mike, out of the bag into the bureau, huh... how do you like it so far?	Right behind you, T.J.
... hard?	Erect.  You know, a "boner?"  I'd heard that it gives you a boner, to shoot a man.
does it make you... hard?	... Hard?
yes.	Does it make you... hard?
ever shot anyone?	Yes.
uh, yeah.  i'm a policeman.	Ever shot anyone?
you're here 'til what time?	I'm relieved at 4:00 A.M.
sir, i am just trying to do my job, it's standard procedure to question the witness alone.  help me out here, could you please leave.	I don't really see what that has to do with...
no, i will not step outside.	Sir, I am just trying to do my job, it's standard procedure to question the witness alone.  Help me out here, could you please leave.
she's not a suspect, sir, she's a witness.  could i ask you to step outside, please.	No, I will not step outside.
you're not going to talk to anyone without a lawyer.	She's not a suspect, sir, she's a witness.  Could I ask you to step outside, please.
don't tell me he's "busy".  i asked for an ambulance for this woman and...	Is she injured?
that would be lieutenant garber, and he's very busy upstairs...	Don't tell me he's "busy".  I asked for an ambulance for this woman and...
i asked for the man in charge...	That would be Lieutenant Garber, and he's very busy upstairs...
no, sir...	I asked for the man in charge...
are you in charge here?	No, sir...
watch your step!	What the fuck you doin'?!
under the table.	I'll take his place, all right?  Put the gun to my head.
put him under the table or i'll stop her from coming in.	Under the table.
don't you fuckin' give orders to me...	Put him under the table or I'll stop her from coming in.
get that gun away from his head, or i'll keep her from coming in!  put the gun on me, he can't hurt you! he's tied up!  put him under the table!	Don't you fuckin' give orders to me...
i'm not lettin' no one go.	Get that gun away from his head, or I'll keep her from coming in!  Put the gun on me, he can't hurt you! He's tied up!  Put him under the table!
let my kid go.	I'm not lettin' no one go.
i get my hostage first.  no one's turned loose until i say so.	Let my kid go.
i want your guarantee they'll be turned loose when she opens the front door.	I get my hostage first.  No one's turned loose until I say so.
koontz!  let her come in!  claire! it's pitch dark in here!  you're gonna have trouble seeing anything, so just come in, and straight down a long hall.  then stand at the door so we can see you. we want to see your face and we won't be able to until you get to the kitchen door!	I want your guarantee they'll be turned loose when she opens the front door.
bullshit!  prove it.	Koontz!  Let her come in!  Claire! It's pitch dark in here!  You're gonna have trouble seeing anything, so just come in, and straight down a long hall.  Then stand at the door so we can see you. We want to see your face and we won't be able to until you get to the kitchen door!
she trusts me.  she'll do what i say.	Bullshit!  Prove it.
why should she come in?	She trusts me.  She'll do what I say.
i'll bring her in.  you let them go, and i'll bring her in.	Why should she come in?
how do i know that's her?	I'll bring her in.  You let them go, and I'll bring her in.
hold it...!	I'll prove it!
i brought the girl.  she's outside.	Hold it...!
you should'a brought the girl.	I brought the girl.  She's outside.
that's right, you're gonna do what i say.  joey.  i want to help you out of this.	You should'a brought the girl.
you made a terrible mistake, keegan. you didn't do what i said.	That's right, you're gonna do what I say.  Joey.  I want to help you out of this.
i don't think she can sing, either.	Take care, pal.
tommy!  the guy's a sleaze-bag.  she can't sing.	I don't think she can sing, either.
yeah.  she says we gotta get used to being alone in this neighborhood.  'bye, dad.	Tommy!  The guy's a sleaze-bag.  She can't sing.
shooting?	Yeah.  She says we gotta get used to being alone in this neighborhood.  'Bye, Dad.
shooting.	Shooting?
so, what are you doing tonight?	Shooting.
we're not going to a singing lesson, she's just gonna start taking singing lessons.	So, what are you doing tonight?
no, i'm not coming in.  and if you'd rather go to a "singing lesson" than have dinner with your father...	We're not going to a singing lesson, she's just gonna start taking singing lessons.
you coming in?	No, I'm not coming in.  And if you'd rather go to a "singing lesson" than have dinner with your father...
we're gonna pass the street.	You coming in?
what!  what kind of pathetic line is that?	We're gonna pass the street.
she met some friend of aunt millie's who works for a record company.  he thinks she's got a great voice.	What!  What kind of pathetic line is that?
she's what?	She met some friend of Aunt Millie's who works for a record company.  He thinks she's got a great voice.
she's taking singing lessons.	She's what?
what "plans?"  you and mom got "plans?"	She's taking singing lessons.
mom and i got plans.	What "plans?"  You and Mom got "plans?"
how about dinner tonight?	Mom and I got plans.
okay, i guess.	How about dinner tonight?
how are things going, pal?	Okay, I guess.
nice threads dad.	Yeah, I think so.
god!  scrambled eggs surprise?! these are pickles...!  god!	Just "lay back, Mack"... lay back...
lay back, mack.	Lay back, Mack!!  What's this "lay back, Mack?"  Where does he get this?
except the goddamn skateboards, which are everywhere!  i'd like to kill the guy who invented those things.	Lay back, Mack.
i know where everything is.	Except the goddamn skateboards, which are everywhere!  I'd like to kill the guy who invented those things.
how do you know where the gun is?	I know where everything is.
my special, scrambled eggs surprise.	Scrambled eggs surprise?
what're we having?	My special, scrambled eggs surprise.
peter-- you took this picture?	Let me see.
and flash isn't?	Be nice.
well, look who's dressing for success.	At least this ensemble doesn't glow in the dark.
time to get my bowling ball re drilled.	Peter Parker, you have no idea what I did this weekend.  Or didn't do. It's no business of yours either way.
sexual tension...	Oh, beware of jealousy, my lord, the green-eyed monster...
i know.	I'm always here, Pete.
when you won that scholarship, i was proud of you.	I know.
oh, come on, ben ,that's not--	-- no, I mean... we... your Aunt May not wantin' kids and all... I mean we both...
yeah, ya like to do things on your own  i been thinkin' lately.  maybe i wasn't the, ya know, greatest dad--	Oh, come on, Ben ,that's not--
no, no.	Yeah, ya like to do things on your own  I been thinkin' lately.  Maybe I wasn't the, ya know, greatest dad--
cause if you get in a bind--	No, no.
oh, sure.	Cause if you get in a bind--
ya set for, uh, ya know-- money?	Oh, sure.
yeah, babe ruth you wasn't.	Ya set for, uh, ya know-- money?
remember little league?	Yeah, Babe Ruth you wasn't.
s'funny.  when your mom and dad, uh, passed away, i had this idea. i wanted you to be the best baseball player in the world.	Remember Little League?
nonot really.	S'funny.  When your mom and dad, uh, passed away, I had this idea. I wanted you to be the best baseball player in the world.
ya still follow the mets, pete?	Nonot really.
eh.  if i ever get out from under. maybe take may to france or somethin'.	Ya still follow the Mets, Pete?
i know.  still thinking about retiring?	Eh.  If I ever get out from under. Maybe take May to France or somethin'.
wasn't worth gettin' upset over a milky way.  anyways, i was never much for, ya know, discipline.	I know.  Still thinking about retiring?
you stop him?	Wasn't worth gettin' upset over a Milky Way.  Anyways, I was never much for, ya know, discipline.
ah, ya know.  neighborhood's not what it used to be.  kid no more'n five swiped a candy bar the other day.	You stop him?
same old stuff.  how's the pharmacy?	Ah, ya know.  Neighborhood's not what it used to be.  Kid no more'n five swiped a candy bar the other day.
so, uh... how's college goin'?	Same old stuff.  How's the pharmacy?
no. no, that's okay.	So, uh... how's college goin'?
what, want a glass?	No. No, that's okay.
uh, uncle ben, i--	What, want a glass?
here you go, pete.	Uh, Uncle Ben, I--
see?	Or was it all a dream?
i was there.	See?
flash, drop it--	-- but they got it all wrong.  Any fool can figure it out.  Spider-Man nailed this guy!
no, no, listen. they're tryin' to say he was in cahoots with this killer--	Flash, drop it--
yeah, take pity on the feeble minded.	No, no, listen. They're tryin' to say he was in cahoots with this killer--
flash, get lost.	Come on, laughter's the best medicine!
mistake?  hey, guy, get back here!	Hm.  What a lump.
hey, guys.  check it out-- i saw this dud on the tube last night. he is incredibly cool.	I saw him too.  He was silly and obnoxious.
i was sort of hoping to get out of--	I'm parked illegally!
lizzy!	I was sort of hoping to get out of--
well, i've missed a lot of classes myself...	Oh. Well, hang in there, amigo.
oh, i need your notes from the classes i missed.	Well, I've missed a lot of classes myself...
listen, i do appreciate your concern, but--	I got you a present.
you get mugged or something?	Listen, I do appreciate your concern, but--
and you let me go on about rosomoff working me too hard?  i feel like a complete idiot.	You're not half the idiot I am, Harry.
mm-hmm.	And you let me go on about Rosomoff working me too hard?  I feel like a complete idiot.
jesus christ.	Mm-hmm.
don't be pitiful.	I am not pitiful!  I am the bridge to the bermensch!
you're so responsible it's disgusting. but you're my only friend... do you hate me?	Don't be pitiful.
why home? the real world beckons, man!  the possibilities are endless.  want to go up to the world trade center and laugh at new jersey?	You're so responsible it's disgusting. But you're my only friend... do you hate me?
great idea.  let me get some shoes. i'll take you home.	Why home? The real world beckons, man!  The possibilities are endless.  Want to go up to the World Trade Center and laugh at New Jersey?
screw scholarships!   universities are death!  they make slaves of us all with their fetid ideas!  burn 'em down, i say!	Great idea.  Let me get some shoes. I'll take you home.
i know.  i've got one too.	Screw scholarships!   Universities are death!  They make slaves of us all with their fetid ideas!  Burn 'em down, I say!
"scholarship students must maintain dignity at all times."	I know.  I've got one too.
let me guess.  the hunting dogs. you lost your scholarship.	"Scholarship students must maintain dignity at all times."
"harry osborne diminishes the stature of the university."	Let me guess.  The hunting dogs. You lost your scholarship.
harry	"Harry Osborne diminishes the stature of the University."
ooooh.  your feet are on fire.	Harry
a little bunny i saved from dissection.	Harry!
what's in there?	A little bunny I saved from dissection.
they'll never take me alive.	What's in there?
you maniac.  you'll blow your scholarship.	They'll never take me alive.
you can be great, kid, just stick with it. but let me give you one little piece of advice... be a good guy.	Right.
oh, look, mr. hogan, i'm really sorry about what happened in there. really--	You can be great, kid, just stick with it. But let me give you one little piece of advice... be a good guy.
how are you doing, kid?	Oh, look, Mr. Hogan, I'm really sorry about what happened in there. Really--
are you okay?	Get away from me, freak!
that's not even close.	Are you okay?
lemme down, bugface!	That's not even close.
now tell me you love me.	Lemme down, bugface!
can i get a word in edgewise?	No!  Now get outta my face, kid.
no! washington square, manhole covers turn into flying saucers and radios explode like a-bombs.  did you get pictures?	Can I get a word in edgewise?
mr. jameson--	No! Washington Square, manhole covers turn into flying saucers and radios explode like A-bombs.  Did you get pictures?
bunch of kids at your goddamned college say their appliances attacked them.  did you get pictures?	Mr. Jameson--
you print pictures of bigfoot!	Bunch of kids at your goddamned college say their appliances attacked them.  Did you get pictures?
i don't give a gerbil's ass how you got 'em!  i can't print this surreal garbage!	You print pictures of Bigfoot!
double-exposures? but they're not-- i was in--	I don't give a gerbil's ass how you got 'em!  I can't print this surreal garbage!
i got a question, college boy.  what the hell am i supposed to do with these!?  i ask for disaster, pathos, what do i get?  salvador dali!  when i want artsy-fartsy double-exposures, i'll ask for--	Double-exposures? But they're not-- I was in--
mr. jameson--	I got a question, college boy.  What the hell am I supposed to do with these!?  I ask for disaster, pathos, what do I get?  Salvador Dali!  When I want artsy-fartsy double-exposures, I'll ask for--
i like enthusiasm.  that's why i use a lot of smart-ass kids.  not just 'cause they work cheap.	Mr. Jameson--
well, thanks.  you wouldn't believe what i went through to get those. right after you took my camera, this ambulan--	I like enthusiasm.  That's why I use a lot of smart-ass kids.  Not just 'cause they work cheap.
i bet you don't think i appreciate you, parker.  i do.	Well, thanks.  You wouldn't believe what I went through to get those. Right after you took my camera, this ambulan--
can't focus...	Gimme that.  Pick it up later.
can we make it a hundred?	Seventy.  But I want blood and gore.  You know, sexy stuff.
get inside and get pictures.  fifty bucks.	Can we make it a hundred?
yeah--	Get inside and get pictures.  Fifty bucks.
parker-- you go here, right?  got your camera?	Yeah--
you taking extension classes, mr. jameson?	Parker-- you go here, right?  Got your camera?
come on, that's pure luck!  the guy was in the right place at the right time--	You make your own luck, Parker! Get into the middle of things, spend every day pounding the pavement of the city's mean streets--
too hip.  your photos suck, kid.	I think you're trying to tell me something.
oh, that?  it'll come unstuck in a half-hour or so. your mouth needs the rest.  bye.	Hmf-hrr?
frmpph-yrr.	Fine.
thank you.  now, repeat after me-- spider-man is a good guy. on the side of right, and niceness, and cute baby animals and all that.	Frmpph-yrr.
police, help!  po-- mmph.	Thank you.  Now, repeat after me-- Spider-Man is a good guy. On the side of right, and niceness, and cute baby animals and all that.
would you cool it already?	Police, help!  Po-- mmph.
i don't submit to blackmail!  the first amendment protects my freedom to tell the news as i imagine it, and--	Would you cool it already?
relax, jameson.  this is business. i know you want photos of me, so i'll give your boy parker an exclusive.  on one condition--	I don't submit to blackmail!  The first amendment protects my freedom to tell the news as I imagine it, and--
an even five i throw in the jacket.	Deal.  But don't tell anyone.  I want to keep a low profile.
two suits by tomorrow for $400?	An even five I throw in the jacket.
you're making my life difficult.	Two suits by tomorrow for $400?
how about tomorrow?	You're making my life difficult.
eh.  week from tomorrow.	How about tomorrow?
a spider.  eight legs.	Eh.  Week from tomorrow.
what's this? a cockaroach?	A spider.  Eight legs.
uh-huh. look, this should be skintight.  bright colors.  red, maybe a deep midnight blue.	What's this? A cockaroach?
no refund on the mask, y'know. health laws.	Uh-huh. Look, this should be skintight.  Bright colors.  Red, maybe a deep midnight blue.
are you quite finished?	Just about.  See, I also have this amazing strength.
all right, amazing.  are you quite finished?	Just about.  You see, I also have this amazing strength...
i'll hate myself in the morning for asking, but what exactly makes you any more amazing than the average jerk on the street?	Well...
thanks, i already ate.	I'll hate myself in the morning for asking, but what exactly makes you any more amazing than the average jerk on the street?
can i get you a snack-- a housefly, maybe?	Thanks, I already ate.
just call me spidey.	Can I get you a snack-- a housefly, maybe?
i see.  so, amazing spider-man-- i'll assume that's not your given name--	Just call me Spidey.
sorry. i'm still getting the hang of this.	I see.  So, Amazing Spider-Man-- I'll assume that's not your given name--
is that bug juice, or are you just glad to see me?	Sorry. I'm still getting the hang of this.
what if you get hurt?	What if the world ends tomorrow?
even if you've heard them a million times in every stupid pop song ever written.	What if you get hurt?
even if they're not clever.	Even if you've heard them a million times in every stupid pop song ever written.
some things you should say anyway.	Even if they're not clever.
he knew.	Some things you should say anyway.
maybe i was hiding.  for years, i never told ben the one important thing.	He knew.
when peter was little, he loved to hide.  in closets, under the sink. he needed a secret place.  but when i'd look for him, he'd laugh... he wanted to be found.	I don't think he wants me to find him.
he left.  i couldn't believe it-- he just left!  it's as if he's somewhere else... i'm only getting a piece of him.	When Peter was little, he loved to hide.  In closets, under the sink. He needed a secret place.  But when I'd look for him, he'd laugh... he wanted to be found.
this may be the end of a beautiful friendship, you know.	Nah.
why?	This may be the end of a beautiful friendship, you know.
hold it.  can we stop being clever, just for a moment?	Why?
hm.  well, i like you, too.  i like your aunt.  i like your shoelaces. i like--	Hold it.  Can we stop being clever, just for a moment?
i... i like you.  a lot.	Hm.  Well, I like you, too.  I like your aunt.  I like your shoelaces. I like--
hello.  so very boring.  peter parker, how do you feel about me this morning?	I... I like you.  A lot.
hello, liz.	Hello.  So very boring.  Peter Parker, how do you feel about me this morning?
peter?	I'm here...
her cleverness, that hard edge-- maybe they're the weakest part of her. the strong part is what's underneath.  the part she was protecting.  there's no reason to protect it... i think she's just finding that out now.	Peter?
strong...	Her cleverness, that hard edge-- maybe they're the weakest part of her. The strong part is what's underneath.  The part she was protecting.  There's no reason to protect it... I think she's just finding that out now.
ssh.  i always thought she was a strong person.  she is-- but not for the reasons i thought.	Strong...
oh, god, i forgot to--	Ssh.  I always thought she was a strong person.  She is-- but not for the reasons I thought.
may's much better. she'll be out soon.	Oh, God, I forgot to--
just shut up and close your eyes. this'll hurt.	May's much better. She'll be out soon.
i'm sorry about being a jerk this afternoon.	Just shut up and close your eyes. This'll hurt.
hello.  earth to peter.  are you listening?	Unh-huh.  Excuse me.  I've gotta go.
am i?  i'm not so sure.  i used to be sure of a lot of things.  oh, different things from week to week, but now-- i'm not sure of anything anymore.	I know what you mean.  I...
listen.  you think you're responsible for everything that happens.  don't flagellate yourself - and don't flatter yourself, either.  you're not the center of the universe. you're just... peter.	Am I?  I'm not so sure.  I used to be sure of a lot of things.  Oh, different things from week to week, but now-- I'm not sure of anything anymore.
you'd feel what?	Listen.  You think you're responsible for everything that happens.  Don't flagellate yourself - and don't flatter yourself, either.  You're not the center of the universe. You're just... Peter.
so?  the next day i'd read, "peter parker murdered," and i'd feel...	You'd feel what?
well, no.	So?  The next day I'd read, "Peter Parker murdered," and I'd feel...
you're not trained for that.  none of us are... i mean, sometimes i...  okay, let's say you had gone back. what then?  are you bulletproof?	Well, no.
they keep saying there's nothing i could've done.  that's a lie.  i could've done something.  if only i'd paid attention to my feelings.	You're not trained for that.  None of us are... I mean, sometimes I...  Okay, let's say you had gone back. What then?  Are you bulletproof?
i think i'd like that.	They keep saying there's nothing I could've done.  That's a lie.  I could've done something.  If only I'd paid attention to my feelings.
do you mind if i come too?	I think I'd like that.
-- but at least aunt may's okay now. i really have to stop by the hospital this afternoon.	Do you mind if I come too?
this from a man who winces at the cost of a pretzel?	That was then.  I'm better since the lobotomy.
no, it wasn't only you-- it -- it just wasn't my style.  hey, look-- let's go to lunch.  someplace nice for a change.	This from a man who winces at the cost of a pretzel?
oh, don't do it on my account--	No, it wasn't only you-- it -- it just wasn't my style.  Hey, look-- let's go to lunch.  Someplace nice for a change.
sort of.  i'm returning the-- that outfit that you hated so much. maybe i can get my money back.	Oh, don't do it on my account--
what's in the bag?  garbage?	Sort of.  I'm returning the-- that outfit that you hated so much. Maybe I can get my money back.
this from a girl who still plays with dolls.	That wasn't clever.  That was just nasty.
sit down and stop being such a child.	This from a girl who still plays with dolls.
what's your problem?	I've got no problems.
don't misquote othello at me. besides, you'd have to care about somebody to strangle them.	What's your problem?
brrr.  it's colder than new hampshire in here.	I'm sure you kept warm.
hi, adele.	Brrr.  It's colder than New Hampshire in here.
eat alone, gotta read. social defense tactic 17  peter, that jacket is foul.  lose your glasses?	Hi, Adele.
i've gotta study.	Oh. Maybe I should, too--
what are you doing this weekend?	I've gotta study.
hurry up, flash!	What are you doing this weekend?
i'd never admit that.	Hurry up, Flash!
eugene.  admit it, peter-- you'd do anything for a nickname like "flash."	I'd never admit that.
does it have a human name?	Eugene.  Admit it, Peter-- you'd do anything for a nickname like "Flash."
some prep school thing.	Does it have a human name?
"flash," liz.  you're going out with something that calls itself "flash."	Some prep school thing.
you should write that one down.	"Flash," Liz.  You're going out with something that calls itself "Flash."
but you like that in a man?	You should write that one down.
god, flash can be such a jerk.	But you like that in a man?
what?	God, Flash can be such a jerk.
you want to give them something, but they'll just buy more ripple. and they smell so... bad.	What?
i suppose.	You want to give them something, but they'll just buy more Ripple. And they smell so... bad.
yeah.  really gets to you if you let it.	I suppose.
my my.	Yeah.  Really gets to you if you let it.
since you're feeling guilty, why not donate your pretzel to somebody who needs it?	My my.
maybe.  i could have stopped it, though.	Since you're feeling guilty, why not donate your pretzel to somebody who needs it?
he'll weasel out of trouble. again.	Maybe.  I could have stopped it, though.
back to the lab.  harry'll probably lose his scholarship.	He'll weasel out of trouble. Again.
poor harry.  always desperate for attention.  what about the bunny?	Back to the lab.  Harry'll probably lose his scholarship.
-- but the dogs treed him between huxley and kafka.	Poor Harry.  Always desperate for attention.  What about the bunny?
no.  i was lying about the coffee.	Thank God.
i hate--	I hate your relatives, I hate your coffee, I hate your shoes.
i hate people with alliterative names.	I hate--
i hate the platonic idea of you.	I hate people with alliterative names.
oh.  well, i hate you and everyone who looks like you.	I hate the Platonic idea of you.
i lov-loathe elizabeth allan. abhor, detest, despise--	Oh.  Well, I hate you and everyone who looks like you.
uh is a good start.	I lov-loathe Elizabeth Allan. Abhor, detest, despise--
i-- uh--	Uh is a good start.
fill in the blank: "i blank elizabeth allan."	I-- uh--
huh?	Fill in the blank: "I blank Elizabeth Allan."
it's never too early to be clever. describe in a sentence how you feel about me.	Huh?
it's too early to be clever.	It's never too early to be clever. Describe in a sentence how you feel about me.
how very dull, peter parker.	It's too early to be clever.
good morning, liz.	How very dull, Peter Parker.
roz? rosomoff?  what is it?	Precise equipment such as waldos
any sign of our friend?	Nope.  Maybe he skipped to Rio. Feds got troops surrounding every cyclotron on the continent.  Are you absolutely positive that one at E.S.U. is kaput?
yeah, roz.	Any sign of our friend?
einstein, right?  we'll see ya.	Peter-- my condolences.
no such thing as coincidence.  "god does not play dice with the universe."	Einstein, right?  We'll see ya.
it's a lot of ground to cover. we'll try.  funny coincidence, huh?	No such thing as coincidence.  "God does not play dice with the universe."
of course.	It's a lot of ground to cover. We'll try.  Funny coincidence, huh?
you sure about all this?	I know him.
and he'll need a cyclotron.  he can't use ours-- he's already destroyed it.  guard every nuclear accelerator on the eastern seaboard.  new haven, long island, two in cambridge--	You sure about all this?
toxic dumps, huh.	And he'll need a cyclotron.  He can't use ours-- he's already destroyed it.  Guard every nuclear accelerator on the Eastern Seaboard.  New Haven, Long Island, two in Cambridge--
there's an infinitely greater danger. if--  listen.  the only thing octavius cares about is repeating his experiment.  to do that, he needs a radioactive catalyst, sl 270.	Toxic dumps, huh.
yeah, that's fascinating, but i'm just a fat, dumb cop lookin' for a psycho killer--	There's an infinitely greater danger. If--  Listen.  The only thing Octavius cares about is repeating his experiment.  To do that, he needs a radioactive catalyst, SL 270.
lieutenant, i've triangulated recent bizarre events-- the bronx, jersey, brooklyn-- all rippling out from--  here.  the e.s.u. science center. octavius' experiment seems to have opened a hole in space-time, drastically changing the interrelation between molecular binding, electromagnetism and gravity--	Yeah, that's fascinating, but I'm just a fat, dumb cop lookin' for a psycho killer--
right. we have reason to believe he also robbed an armored truck and killed two men. with the waldos.	Lieutenant, I've triangulated recent bizarre events-- the Bronx, Jersey, Brooklyn-- all rippling out from--  Here.  The E.S.U. Science Center. Octavius' experiment seems to have opened a hole in space-time, drastically changing the interrelation between molecular binding, electromagnetism and gravity--
waldos.	Right. We have reason to believe he also robbed an armored truck and killed two men. With the waldos.
but you said he went off a little, after the accident, when those mechanical arms--	Waldos.
octavius wasn't the murderer type.	But you said he went off a little, after the accident, when those mechanical arms--
some of him char-broiled bones. teeth. we ruled out suicide.  any bad blood between him and ock?	Octavius wasn't the murderer type.
so you've found thorkel?	Some of him char-broiled bones. Teeth. We ruled out suicide.  Any bad blood between him and Ock?
you were the last one to see thorkel.  in octavius' hospital room.	So you've found Thorkel?
how is he?	He'll be fine. They won't tell me anything, but I'm sure he'll be fine.
i was napping on the couch.  there was a voice and a shot.  i woke up. ben was looking at me.	How is he?
aunt may, what happened?	I was napping on the couch.  There was a voice and a shot.  I woke up. Ben was looking at me.
oh, ben gets through everything.	Aunt May, what happened?
it's fine.  tell me what--	Oh, Ben gets through everything.
peter, you're bleeding.	It's fine.  Tell me what--
a match made in heaven.	See?  You big dullard.
funny thing happened after my physics class today. harry osborn--	Use a fork.
absolutely no class.	Funny thing happened after my physics class today. Harry Osborn--
you were adorable.  the least you could do is use a glass.	Absolutely no class.
oh, not that.  you promised you'd burn it.	You were adorable.  The least you could do is use a glass.
what the hell is that?	Tofu.  Ben, I wish you wouldn't.
the record--	It'll shut itself off.
no.	The record--
yes.  do you have a date?	No.
it's friday night...	Yes.  Do you have a date?
anyway, i've decided to kidnap you for dinner in forest hills--	It's Friday night...
i'm a photographer, remember?	Anyway, I've decided to kidnap you for dinner in Forest Hills--
ick.  and those foul chemicals in the pots--	I'm a photographer, remember?
i'll introduce you.	Ick.  And those foul chemicals in the pots--
--but i didn't feel like getting to know your roaches.	I'll introduce you.
i am old enough to--	--but I didn't feel like getting to know your roaches.
when i moved out, you swore up and down you wouldn't meddle--	Oh, Peter. A zit.
your records are older than you are.  have you never heard of new wave?	When I moved out, you swore up and down you wouldn't meddle--
aunt may, you're trespassing.	Your records are older than you are.  Have you never heard of new wave?
that's the understatement of the year.	Aunt May, you're trespassing.
there's nothing in there worth stealing!	That's the understatement of the year.
do ya? lemme give you the number for bellevue.  that's 561-5151--	Yeah, a psychiatric hospital. Listen, I'm serious--
i mean, i suddenly have immense physical power, and the ability to crawl up walls--	Do ya? Lemme give you the number for Bellevue.  That's 561-5151--
is this some sort of zen thing?	I mean, I suddenly have immense physical power, and the ability to crawl up walls--
hi.  i've got sort of a hypothetical question.  do you suppose the bite of a radioactive spider would transmit that spider's proportional strength and agility?	Is this some sort of Zen thing?
poison emergency.	Hi.  I've got sort of a hypothetical question.  Do you suppose the bite of a radioactive spider would transmit that spider's proportional strength and agility?
i will finish what i've begun	Doubtless.  And you'll have all the time in the world to pursue your work.   Somewhere else.
then you'll be glad to know the university has decided not to press criminal charges against you. breaking and entering the minor matter of the total destruction of a 23 million dollar cyclotron	I will finish what I've begun
that nobel prize will just have to wait.	No!
you've used up your grant. the electric bills alone exceed your annual salary.  not to mention the potential hazards of your radioactive fuel.	I don't care.  Cretin.
this is the unified field!  all the forces of the universe tied together-- perfectly!	You've used up your grant. The electric bills alone exceed your annual salary.  Not to mention the potential hazards of your radioactive fuel.
what you've done is make the entire physics department look foolish. you compare yourself to einstein; your colleagues compare you to bozo the clown.	This is the unified field!  All the forces of the universe tied together-- perfectly!
i couldn't care less.  what i've done is--	What you've done is make the entire physics department look foolish. You compare yourself to Einstein; your colleagues compare you to Bozo the Clown.
then the alumni reports came in-- fund-raising is down this year.	I couldn't care less.  What I've done is--
i've had an extremely bad day, octavius.  a sophomoric prank in the library and punitive measures.	Then the alumni reports came in-- fund-raising is down this year.
in this obsolete little cyclotron, i'm solving the greatest physics problem of the 20th century.  with more power, i could--	I've had an extremely bad day, Octavius.  A sophomoric prank in the library and punitive measures.
let's talk in the hall.	In this obsolete little cyclotron, I'm solving the greatest physics problem of the 20th Century.  With more power, I could--
proof.  proof of a unified field. not just theory and equations-- experimental proof.	Let's talk in the hall.
power down.  i need to talk to you.	Proof.  Proof of a unified field. Not just theory and equations-- experimental proof.
ha.  anti-gravitational particles.	Power down.  I need to talk to you.
truth.  truth alone exists. truth must be released...	You have no right!  This is cosmic suicide!
my god, otto, you have to hear me! the world we know will collapse! everything we have devoted our lives to-- all patterns, all harmonies-- will be destroyed!	Truth.  Truth alone exists. Truth must be released...
life and death matter. yours-- everyone's.  by comparison, our search for truth is only a product of curiosity, a game--	Oh, Roz.  My mind is so far beyond yours now.  I could beat you at chess now.
no. it isn't.	Life and death matter. Yours-- everyone's.  By comparison, our search for truth is only a product of curiosity, a game--
i'll repeat the experiment.  i will hold the truth. that's the only thing that matters.	No. It isn't.
otto, we are mere mortals. you must never forget your own limits--	I'll repeat the experiment.  I will hold the truth. That's the only thing that matters.
truth. pure, eternal.  beyond the boundaries of mere mortality.	Otto, we are mere mortals. You must never forget your own limits--
creation? or its opposite?	Truth. Pure, eternal.  Beyond the boundaries of mere mortality.
you're wrong.  just for a moment, i heard, saw, felt-- i became creation.	Creation? Or its opposite?
all right, we may be insignificant, imperfect creatures-- but we're all we've got.	You're wrong.  Just for a moment, I heard, saw, felt-- I became Creation.
my self.  i don't matter.  this human life, all life- insignificant.  bodies-- bags of sleepy, sluggish flesh.	All right, we may be insignificant, imperfect creatures-- but we're all we've got.
a bit melodramatic but if you could prove it that would tie in your unified field theory, the big bang, kaluza-klein--	Ach, theories!  This was first hand, experiential knowledge, the essence of the universe.
i heard about thorkel's order--	I left a paper in my desk.
no.  no thank you.  i have work.	I heard about Thorkel's order--
rosomoff, i have better things to do than teach introductory physics to mindless adolescents.	Perhaps. But every now and then someone pays attention.  You did.
otto, i don't like thorkel any more than you do.  but he has got a point.	Rosomoff, I have better things to do than teach Introductory Physics to mindless adolescents.
oh. yeah.  thanks.	If you really apply yourself, you'll get an A next time.
the paper, my boy.  a solid b-plus.	Oh. Yeah.  Thanks.
you never know.  go get some sleep.	I'll try. Thanks.
i don't think i'll be running into him.	You never know.  Go get some sleep.
really.  i'd like to speak with him.	I don't think I'll be running into him.
luck.  the right place at the right time.	Really.  I'd like to speak with him.
this photo you took of "spider-man" -	Luck.  The right place at the right time.
need any more help?	No, thank you.  I'm sure you've got your own problems.
not a lot.  i saw inside of the science center.  what exactly happened?	Only Octavius knows for sure.  And last time I spoke to him, he was on the planet Whiz-Bang.
how much do you know about it?	Not a lot.  I saw inside of the Science Center.  What exactly happened?
caused by doc ock's experiment?	How much do you know about it?
fortean phenomena.  anomalies in our so-called reality. weirdness, my boy, and lots of it.	Caused by Doc Ock's experiment?
pretty lame for such a smart kid.	Really, Professor, I--
actually, i got this spider bite	Pretty lame for such a smart kid.
your dog ate it.	Actually, I got this spider bite
an extension on that astronomy paper?  because, uh...	Your dog ate it.
peter, what can i do for you?	An extension on that astronomy paper?  Because, uh...
mr. parker.	Hi, Professor.  What's up?
why? it is a wrestling match, or	Letterman show, NBC. We'll talk then.  Bye.
good. we'll make it oral for now. meet me at rockefeller center at six tonight.	Why? It is a wrestling match, or
no	Good. We'll make it oral for now. Meet me at Rockefeller Center at six tonight.
i was hoping you'd call, babe. look, you got representation?	No
hello, uh, mr. reiss?  i'm-- i'm the guy who wrestled hulk hogan the other day.  the guy in the mask?	I was hoping you'd call, babe. Look, you got representation?
kid, you were terrific.  max reiss, novelty acts.  was that judo or something?  ah, skip it.  question is, can you do it again?	Oh-- I don't know-- thanks, Mr. Reiss, but--
mr. reiss-- i need a quarter--	I just gave-- yeah, sure.
okay, kid. call me tomorrow.	Mr. Reiss-- I need a quarter--
no.  no, i-- my aunt and uncle. something's wrong  --  i need to make a phone call.	Okay, kid. Call me tomorrow.
i asked if you felt like a drink--	No.  No, I-- my aunt and uncle. Something's wrong  --  I need to make a phone call.
what?	I asked if you felt like a drink--
... a couple a drinks at sardi's?	What?
yup.  oh, here's your check, minus my commission.  solid, solid novelty act.	... a couple a drinks at Sardi's?
so they're airing this tonight?	Yup.  Oh, here's your check, minus my commission.  Solid, solid novelty act.
like it?	Nah.  The big mask was better.
where'd you get the clown suit?	Like it?
up here, docky ocky!	No, no!  Not there!
professor, you ever fly one of these things before?	Sure, in the war.  Pull those cables--
spider-man, be careful!  he's quite mad.	I'm not so happy myself.
i see.  well, octavius won't get much further. they'll catch him and... put him away.  sad.  he might very well have the truth.	Phooey on that.
no, but i've got this secret identity to worry about. i'll swing the rest of the way.	I see.  Well, Octavius won't get much further. They'll catch him and... put him away.  Sad.  He might very well have the truth.
do you... live around here?	No, but I've got this secret identity to worry about. I'll swing the rest of the way.
just drop me off here.	Do you... live around here?
loonytunes.  and yet...	Just drop me off here.
bonkers.	Loonytunes.  And yet...
i listened to him talk of eternal truth and thought of the bhagavad gita, the indian holy book-- "i am become shiva, death-- the destroyer of worlds."  octavius was...	Bonkers.
forgive me if i don't feel too sympathetic right now.	I listened to him talk of eternal truth and thought of the Bhagavad Gita, the Indian holy book-- "I am become Shiva, Death-- the destroyer of worlds."  Octavius was...
a messianic complex is nothing new to octavius. in  his universe, there's only one mind-- his own. it must be very lonely.	Forgive me if I don't feel too sympathetic right now.
and blow up the universe just to prove he's right?  bit egotistical, isn't it?	A messianic complex is nothing new to Octavius. In  his universe, there's only one mind-- his own. It must be very lonely.
he'll try to finish his experiment.	And blow up the universe just to prove he's right?  Bit egotistical, isn't it?
the usual.  heredity and environment.  what's the deal with doc ock?	He'll try to finish his experiment.
excuse me if i'm impertinent, but-- how did you become whatever it is you are?	The usual.  Heredity and environment.  What's the deal with Doc Ock?
imagine how i feel.	Excuse me if I'm impertinent, but-- how did you become whatever it is you are?
logic.  lot 49 is the closest stockpile of sl 270--  i do feel foolish talking with a man dressed like a--	Imagine how I feel.
yeah, just a lung full of new jersey.  lucky you showed up when you did.	Logic.  Lot 49 is the closest stockpile of SL 270--  I do feel foolish talking with a man dressed like a--
you're sure you're all right.	Yeah, just a lung full of New Jersey.  Lucky you showed up when you did.
right.  let's go.	You're sure you're all right.
explain that some jerk in a mask and costume fought a mad scientist with four tentacles?	Right.  Let's go.
i sent for  the police.  we can explain.	Explain that some jerk in a mask and costume fought a mad scientist with four tentacles?
you must have shot off your mouth all the way from frankfurt to here.	We did not.
how did he ever find out about that ammunition train?	You must have shot off your mouth all the way from Frankfurt to here.
what's wrong with him?	Plenty.
they never caught on.	They may. That's why I would keep my mouth shut.
i wouldn't talk about things like that.	They never caught on.
don't let him kid you. cagney couldn't have pulled a sweeter job.  all right, boys. we were waiting in the depot in frankfurt, see? and there was an ammunition train coming through, the longest ammunition train you ever saw, see? so dunbar gets himself in the men's room, see? fixes himself a time bomb, busts open the window and just as the train moves out, lays the thing in there, see? so then, he comes out like nothing's happened and three minutes later you can hear it -- boom! broke every window in frankfurt. it was gorgeous!	I wouldn't talk about things like that.
jawohl!	Then we shall all zalute Feldwebel von und zu Schulz! About face!
is you all little adolfs?	Jawohl!
jawohl.	Is you all little Adolfs?
is you all good nazis?	Jawohl.
jawohl.	Is you all good Nazis?
i had to be the ham! i had to shoot off my mouth!	Forget it. He'll be back here. They've got no proof.
don't worry. he'll be all right.	I had to be the ham! I had to shoot off my mouth!
where's hoffy? why don't we get any news about dunbar?	Don't worry. He'll be all right.
what's the match gag?	Take some matches, see?  And a cigarette, see?  Tuck the cigarette in like this, see?  Now the cigarette keeps burning like a fuse, see?
just pulled the old match gag, see!	What's the match gag?
throws what? how could he have a time bomb?	Just pulled the old match gag, see!
there was that ammunition train in the depot at frankfurt, see? so dunbar gets himself in the men's room and fixes a time bomb, see? then he waits until the train starts moving out, see? and one of the cars got the door open with some straw on the floor, see? so he throws it, see, and three minutes later -- voom! see?	Throws what? How could he have a time bomb?
do cagney. like you did yesterday.	There was that ammunition train in the depot at Frankfurt, see? So Dunbar gets himself in the men's room and fixes a time bomb, see? Then he waits until the train starts moving out, see? And one of the cars got the door open with some straw on the floor, see? So he throws it, see, and three minutes later -- voom! See?
any news on dunbar?	He's still in the Kommandant's office. That's all I know.
we made a deal with barrack one.	Any news on Dunbar?
maybe just a hint or so. think hard.	I don't have to think. We didn't tell anything to anybody. Not a word. Not until we hit this barrack.
coming up.	Get going on the trap door.
three's a crowd, especially if you've got to cut your way through barbed wire.  here's the wire cutters.  are the civilian clothes ready?	Coming up.
roger.	Okay. Move on.
ready?	Roger.
come on!	Static!
they ought to be under the barbed wire soon.	Looks good outside.
so long, cookie. the department store is all yours. what's left of it.	So long, Sefton.
if you don't want to tell me, why don't you tell hoffy? or security?	Yeah. Security.
who is it?	If you don't want to tell me, why don't you tell Hoffy? Or Security?
that's not the point, cookie. the point is what do you do with him? you tip your mitt and the jerries pull him out of here and plant him someplace else, like stalag sixteen or fifteen. or you kill him off and the krauts turn around and kill off the whole barracks. every one of us. so what do you do?	Who is it?
who is it?	That's not the point, Cookie. The point is what do you do with him? You tip your mitt and the Jerries pull him out of here and plant him someplace else, like Stalag Sixteen or Fifteen. Or you kill him off and the Krauts turn around and kill off the whole barracks. Every one of us. So what do you do?
why not? just one of the boys. sharing our bunks. eating our chow. right in amongst the ones that beat me up. except that he beat hardest.	Who is it?
in this barracks?	Why not? Just one of the boys. Sharing our bunks. Eating our chow. Right in amongst the ones that beat me up. Except that he beat hardest.
i understand how you feel, cookie. it's sort of rough -- one american squealing on other americans. then again, cookie -- maybe that stoolie's not an american at all. maybe he's a german the krauts planted in this barracks. they do this type of thing. just put an agent in with us -- a trained specialist. lots of loose information floating around a prison camp. not just whether somebody wants to escape, but what outfits we were with and where we were stationed, and how our radar operates. could be, couldn't it?	In this barracks?
i don't know anymore.	I understand how you feel, Cookie. It's sort of rough -- one American squealing on other Americans. Then again, Cookie -- maybe that stoolie's not an American at all. Maybe he's a German the Krauts planted in this barracks. They do this type of thing. Just put an agent in with us -- a trained specialist. Lots of loose information floating around a prison camp. Not just whether somebody wants to escape, but what outfits we were with and where we were stationed, and how our radar operates. Could be, couldn't it?
what's the matter? you on their team now? you think i'm the guy?	I don't know anymore.
there's only one pair left.	We'll get some more.
w-w-will that do or do you want some m-m-m --?	That'll do.
brother, were we all wet about you!	Forget it.
here's the knife to do it with. only make sure you got the right throat.	We're looking at it.
you ain't going to squeal this one, brother.	No? Aren't you a little afraid to turn the stoolie loose on that compound? For a tip-off like this, you know what the Krauts would pay?
i wouldn't worry about schulz. i'd worry about sefton. remember me? i'm the stoolie.	You ain't going to squeal this one, brother.
have a cigar.	Thanks.
next we're going to auction off your department store -- and your stable.	Why not?
take it.	Next we're going to auction off your department store -- and your stable.
what are you looking at him for?  any objections, sefton?	Take it.
you make my mouth water.	You're all wire happy, boys. You've been in this camp too long. You put two and two together and it comes out four. Only it ain't four.
let's get on with what? what is this anyway? a kangaroo court? why don't you get a rope and do it right?	You make my mouth water.
yeah, what about it?  cut the horsing around. we know he's the stoolie and we know what the pay- off is. let's get on with it.	Let's get on with what? What is this anyway? A Kangaroo Court? Why don't you get a rope and do it right?
and maybe a little something else?	A little something what?
i grease the kraut guards. with ten percent of the take.	And maybe a little something else?
just what makes you and them krauts so buddy-buddy?	Ask Security.  You tell him, Price. You've got me shadowed every minute of the day. Or haven't you found out yet?
that's right.	Just what makes you and them Krauts so buddy-buddy?
i suppose they also know about your distillery and the horseraces?	That's right.
static is right! the radio's static, patton's static, we're static!	Maybe it's going to be a longer war than you figured -- eh, Duke?
you would, would you? listen, stupe -- the first week i was in this joint somebody stole my red cross package, my blanket and my left shoe. well, i wised up since. this ain't no salvation army -- this is everybody for himself. dog eat dog.	You stink, Sefton!
a lot sharper, sefton! i'd like to have some of that loot you got in those footlockers!	You would, would you? Listen, Stupe -- the first week I was in this joint somebody stole my Red Cross package, my blanket and my left shoe. Well, I wised up since. This ain't no Salvation Army -- this is everybody for himself. Dog eat dog.
what's your beef, boys? so i'm trading. everybody here is trading. only maybe i trade a little sharper. so that makes me a collaborator.	A lot sharper, Sefton! I'd like to have some of that loot you got in those footlockers!
nice guy! the krauts shoot manfredi and johnson last night and today he's out trading with them.	Look, this may be my last hot breakfast on account of they're going to take away that stove. So will you let me eat it in peace?
come on, trader horn! let's hear it: what'd you give the krauts for that egg?	Forty-five cigarettes. The price has gone up.
private property, bub.	How come the Krauts knew about that stove, Security? And the tunnel? How come you can't lay down a belch around here without them knowing it?
hold it, sefton. so we heard some shots -- so who says they didn't get away?	Anybody here wanna double their bet?
now what kind of a crack is that?	No crack. Two packs of cigarettes say they don't get out of the forest.
then we're all in on it?	Everybody but Joey, and you know who.
the s.s. men are here to pick up dunbar. they're taking him to berlin. looks like he's finished.	Only he ain't quite finished yet. Blondie -- get that smudge pot. Tie it to Steve's leg.
how did he get over there?	Easy! Walked right through the gate, past the guard. Like he was some Kraut Field Marshal.
how much more do we have to take from him?	There'll be no vigilante stuff. Not while I'm Barrack Chief.
break it off!	How much more do we have to take from him?
come again?	You betcha. I said one of us is a stoolie. A dirty, stinkin' stoolie!
don't ask me. price was elected security.	Okay, Security -- what happened?
put me down for ten, you louse.	I'll call the whole pot.
that's the general idea.  only it's not so general as far as i'm concerned.	You are talking crazy!
come on, schulz! spill it! how did you get the information? about manfredi and johnson? about the stove and the tunnel? who's giving it to you? which one of us is it?	Which one of you is what?
cut out the guff, schulz. we're on to you. you know everything that's happening in this barrack. who's tipping you off?	Tipping me off? I do not understand.
such nice boys! it makes me sick to --	Don't wear it out!
you killed them, huh? both of them?	Such nice boys! It makes me sick to --
let's blow, chauncey.	Let's!
what are the chances busting out of here?	We'll know in forty seconds.  Only in a democracy can a poor guy get his keister shot off with a rich guy.
you won't get off that cheap.	What are the chances busting out of here?
it's on me.	You won't get off that cheap.
who doesn't! suppose we wait until we hit the waldorf astoria.	It's on me.
yeah.	Who doesn't! Suppose we wait until we hit the Waldorf Astoria.
what some brandy?	Yeah.
not you.	What some brandy?
what did you expect, a st. bernard dog?	Not you.
sefton!	What did you expect, a St. Bernard dog?
you'd better get that blue blood circulating, because we're busting out of this stink-hole in exactly --  -- one minute and twenty seconds.	Sefton!
my legs are frozen.	You'd better get that blue blood circulating, because we're busting out of this stink-hole in exactly --  -- one minute and twenty seconds.
shut off the moaning, or we'll have the dogs on us. shut it off, lieutenant. this is orders!	My legs are frozen.
just a minute. you made a couple of cracks before and i let them slide. but i don't intend to take any more. if you resent my having money, start a revolution, but get off my back.	Look, Lieutenant. All your dough won't help you here. Because here you're on your own. And no mother to throw you a lifebelt. Now let's see how good you can swim.
what did you expect, glamor boy? the officers' club with a steam room and a massage maybe?	Just a minute. You made a couple of cracks before and I let them slide. But I don't intend to take any more. If you resent my having money, start a revolution, but get off my back.
twenty-five.	They've got a summer house in Nantucket, with an upstairs polo field.  You better put a canopy over his bunk.
maybe he would. we applied for officers' training together, remember? they turned me down, but i'm glad to see you made it. of course, it couldn't be that all that dough behind you had something to do with it!  his mother's got twenty million dollars.	Twenty-five.
lieutenant dunbar? it wouldn't be james schuyler dunbar? from boston?	Yes, it would. Do we know each other?
oh, come now! you threw a time bomb.	How could I have had a time bomb? They searched me when they took me prisoner.
i didn't do it. i was in the frankfurt station and the train was three miles away when it blew up.	Oh, come now! You threw a time bomb.
i want to sleep... i haven't slept for three days.	You will remember the name? Von Scherbach? VON SCHER-BACH!
there will be two s.s. men here tomorrow to take you to berlin. you will be interrogated by the general staff. when you come to the part about your arrest, i'm sure you won't forget to give me the proper credit.	I want to sleep... I haven't slept for three days.
nine-thirty. general von pfeffinger should be at his desk by now. shall we call berlin and tell him the good news?	I didn't do it. I didn't do it.
i want to sleep. give me five minutes on that couch.	Nine-thirty. General von Pfeffinger should be at his desk by now. Shall we call Berlin and tell him the good news?
you are being rude again.	I want to sleep. Give me five minutes on that couch.
of course you did! twenty-six carloads of munitions gone off like a trick cigar! the s.s. is running around in circles. the gestapo is arresting the wrong people. and von scherbach has caught the fish. most amusing, isn't it?	You are being rude again.
i didn't do it -- i didn't do it.	Of course you did! Twenty-six carloads of munitions gone off like a trick cigar! The S.S. is running around in circles. The Gestapo is arresting the wrong people. And von Scherbach has caught the fish. Most amusing, isn't it?
you have no idea how boring my life here is. if it weren't for an occasional air raid or some foolish prisoners trying to escape, i wouldn't know what to do. i want to thank you for keeping me company. i don't drink, i don't smoke, i don't read. i hate music. that only leaves good conversation. it will be a shame to lose you.	I didn't do it -- I didn't do it.
ever try forty sleeping pills?	Abfuehren!
no bother. i'm very grateful for a little company. you see, i suffer from insomnia.	Ever try forty sleeping pills?
i'm okay here. why bother?	No bother. I'm very grateful for a little company. You see, I suffer from insomnia.
of course you don't. now, lieutenant, how would you like to join me in my quarters? i have a nice fire going.	I'm okay here. Why bother?
i don't know what you're talking about, colonel.	Of course you don't. Now, Lieutenant, how would you like to join me in my quarters? I have a nice fire going.
quite a transportation jam we are having outside of frankfurt! they are very angry in berlin. they will be even angrier on the east front, waiting for that ammunition train. don't you think so, lieutenant?	I don't know what you're talking about, Colonel.
i'll live.	Quite a transportation jam we are having outside of Frankfurt! They are very angry in Berlin. They will be even angrier on the East Front, waiting for that ammunition train. Don't you think so, Lieutenant?
that is correct.  lieutenant dunbar, i came to apologize for the accommodations. ordinarily, of course, we never put officers up with enlisted men.	I'll live.
105-353.	That is correct.  Lieutenant Dunbar, I came to apologize for the accommodations. Ordinarily, of course, we never put officers up with enlisted men.
what is your number?	105-353.
i am lieutenant dunbar.	What is your number?
the men here used it for a trap door, so we had to remove it temporarily.	How long is temporarily? I trust not until July.
what do you do for heat in this barrack? no stove?	The men here used it for a trap door, so we had to remove it temporarily.
they also smell of moth balls.  when were they issued? this morning?	What do you do for heat in this barrack? No stove?
as for the blankets, you will notice they are very warm. fifty percent wool.	They also smell of moth balls.  When were they issued? This morning?
naturally. it would be rather awkward to have three men in one bunk.	As for the blankets, you will notice they are very warm. Fifty percent wool.
here we have a typical barrack. it houses seventy-five men. every one of them has his own bunk, naturally.	Naturally. It would be rather awkward to have three men in one bunk.
very well. if you insist on details. i have ways of finding out about that blasted time bomb. good day, sir.  you will forgive me for receiving you like this?	Perfectly all right. I do not like boots.
isn't it?	Very well. If you insist on details. I have ways of finding out about that blasted time bomb. Good day, sir.  You will forgive me for receiving you like this?
interesting.	Isn't it?
simply this. after the hostilities are ended, there will be such a thing as a war crimes commission. if this man should be convicted without proper proof, you will be held responsible, colonel von scherbach.	Interesting.
you were saying --?	Simply this. After the hostilities are ended, there will be such a thing as a War Crimes Commission. If this man should be convicted without proper proof, you will be held responsible, Colonel von Scherbach.
all i know is he did it. i am satisfied.	I am not. According to the Geneva Convention --
and the way you search your prisoners, it does sound rather unlikely.	All I know is he did it. I am satisfied.
whatever it is, it's out of your jurisdiction. this man is not a prisoner of war. not any more. he is a saboteur.	He is a prisoner of war until you can prove sabotage.
what exactly is he charged with?	Whatever it is, it's out of your jurisdiction. This man is not a prisoner of war. Not any more. He is a saboteur.
it is.	What exactly is he charged with?
i want to talk about lieutenant dunbar. is this lieutenant dunbar?	It is.
well, herr inspector! how did you find the camp? crowded but gemuetlich, shall we say?	I want to talk about Lieutenant Dunbar. Is this Lieutenant Dunbar?
it's a mouse trap.	And this?
what is this? this is water?	It's a mouse trap.
why don't we accept, animal? the worst that can happen is we wind up a couple of lamp shades.	Raus! Raus! All of you!
hey, schulz! i got a deal for you. suppose you help us escape. we'll go home and have everything ready for you in madison square garden. for the world championship! schulz, the beast of bavaria versus halitosis jones!	Droppen Sie dead!  Raus mit dem Ofen. Los! Los!
you always think i am a square. i have been to america.  i wrestled in milwaukee and st. louis and cincinnati. and i will go back! the way the war is going i will be there before you!	You should live so long.
wisecrackers? where did he pick up his english? in a pretzel factory?	You always think I am a square. I have been to America.  I wrestled in Milwaukee and St. Louis and Cincinnati. And I will go back! The way the war is going I will be there before you!
jawohl!	Some are not bad at all.
then droppen sie dead!	Ja -- ja! Droppen Sie dead! Always mit the jokes! Droppen Sie dead!
jawohl.	Then droppen Sie dead!
sprechen sie deutsch?	Jawohl.
jawohl?	Sprechen Sie deutsch?
say, schulz --	Jawohl?
aufstehen, gentlemen! please! you do not want to stay in bed on such a beautiful morning we are having today!	Say, Schulz --
you want to go?	No. I want to draw.
let me do it, hoffy.	You want to go?
betty! betty!	This is me, Animal! It's Harry Shapiro!
animal! animal! wake up!	Betty! Betty!
i've been crazy about you for years. i've seen every picture you've ever made six times. i'd just sit there and never even open that popcorn bag.	Animal! Animal! Wake up!
hey, animal! animal!	I've been crazy about you for years. I've seen every picture you've ever made six times. I'd just sit there and never even open that popcorn bag.
but it's not just those legs. it's that nose of yours i'm crazy about. that cute little button of a nose!	Hey, Animal! Animal!
may i have this dance, miss?	Why, sure!
you don't want to cry over a dame that doesn't even know you're alive! snap out of it!	There's a time in every man's life when he wants to be alone! So go away!
it's that song, harry!	You don't want to cry over a dame that doesn't even know you're alive! Snap out of it!
you're crying, animal.	It's that song, Harry!
let me alone.	You're crying, Animal.
come on, animal -- let's trip the light fantastic!	Let me alone.
i'll open mine now.	I'll open mine, too.
there, joey -- ain't that better than being a lawyer?	Animal! Got a little something for you!
do grable.	Hey, here's Esther Williams.
grable, not gable!	Do Jimmy Durante!
why don't we just look in those footlockers?	Come on, you little stooge. Hand over them keys.
that schulz pig. i'll get him yet.	You hold him. I'll slug him.
sugar-lips shapiro! frightening, ain't it?	This is a good one!  Shut up, everybody! Listen to this!  'The President of the United States to Harry Shapiro. Greeting: Having submitted yourself to a local board, you are hereby notified to report...' What do you know! So now I'm a draft evader!
so it is from the finance company. so it's better than no letter at all. so they want the third payment on the plymouth.  so they want the fourth, the fifth, the sixth and the seventh. so they want the plymouth.	Sugar-lips Shapiro! Frightening, ain't it?
hey! this is with a typewriter! it's from a finance company!	So it is from the finance company. So it's better than no letter at all. So they want the third payment on the Plymouth.  So they want the fourth, the fifth, the sixth and the seventh. So they want the Plymouth.
it's not good for you, animal.	Hey! This is with a typewriter! It's from a finance company!
that's what i wanna hear.	It's not good for you, Animal.
what do they always say?	That's what I wanna hear.
what do those broads say?	What do they always say?
harry -- i'm blind!	Blind? How stupid can you get, Animal? I drank the stuff myself.
she'll never forgive me!	Bombs away!
to the brick kremlin!	She'll never forgive me!
sharp. sometimes i'm so sharp it's frightening.	To the Brick Kremlin!
you did?	Sharp. Sometimes I'm so sharp it's frightening.
it takes a gimmick, animal, and i figured us a little gimmick.	You did?
how? pinky miller from barrack 8 tried to get over there and they shot him in the leg!	It takes a gimmick, Animal, and I figured us a little gimmick.
sure, animal! i'll get you over there!	How? Pinky Miller from Barrack 8 tried to get over there and they shot him in the leg!
you'll fix me up!	Sure, Animal! I'll get you over there!
cut it out. animal! i'll fix you up with a couple of those russian women!	You'll fix me up!
not for me! betty! betty!	Cut it out. Animal! I'll fix you up with a couple of those Russian women!
so what? there's other women!	Not for me! Betty! Betty!
look at her! isn't she beautiful! married an orchestra leader!	So what? There's other women!
i clocked him this morning. he was running like a doll.	You clocked him! Why don't I clock you?
schnickelfritz! i told you schnickelfritz! why'd you make me bet on equipoise!	I clocked him this morning. He was running like a doll.
equipoise! equipoise! what did i tell you, animal?	Come on, baby! Daddy's going to buy you a hunk of cheese!
wunderbar! isn't he wunderbar!	He's the grrrrreatest!
ain't that too bad! tomorrow he'll have to suck a raw egg!	He don't have to worry. He'll trade the Krauts for a six-burner gas range. Maybe a deep freeze too.
thanks. you're a real pal!  what're we goin' to do with it?	Plant it, Animal, and grow us a chicken for Christmas.
don't you remember, animal? a chicken lays those things.	It's beautiful!  You goin' to eat it all yourself?
easy, animal! easy!	Where'd that come from?
no?	No. Your eyeball goes. The top of your head. Gotta wind up with athlete's stomach.
no, animal.	No?
you're teasing me again!	Let go, Animal! It's chow! We'll miss chow!
if she don't want you, she don't get anything.	You're teasing me again!
me? what if she don't want me?	If she don't want you, she don't get anything.
what d'ya think, jerko! you're the award!	Me? What if she don't want me?
what's the award?	What d'ya think, jerko! You're the award!
how? we go to california. i got a cousin that's working for the los angeles gas company. that's how we get the address, see? isn't that clever? i take you up to her house and ring the doorbell and say, 'congratulations, miss grable. we have voted you the girl we'd most like to be behind barbed wire with, and i'm here to present the award'.	What's the award?
yeah? how you going to fix me up with betty grable?	How? We go to California. I got a cousin that's working for the Los Angeles Gas Company. That's how we get the address, see? Isn't that clever? I take you up to her house and ring the doorbell and say, 'Congratulations, Miss Grable. We have voted you the girl we'd most like to be behind barbed wire with, and I'm here to present the award'.
animal! when the war's over, remember i told you i'd fix you up with betty grable!	Yeah? How you going to fix me up with Betty Grable?
betty grable!	Animal! When the war's over, remember I told you I'd fix you up with Betty Grable!
let me go!	Betty Grable!
you want betty grable!	Let me go!
i don't care if they wear galoshes!	You want Betty Grable!
no you don't! you don't want any broads with boots on!	I don't care if they wear galoshes!
who wants to eat? i just wanna get over there!	No you don't! You don't want any broads with boots on!
it's chow, animal! chow!	Who wants to eat? I just wanna get over there!
let me go! let me go!	They'll shoot you, Animal!
hey -- comrade! over here! this is harry shapiro -- the volga boatman of barrack four!	Lay off! The blonde is mine!
look at me! i'm your baby!  get a load of that blonde one! built like a brick kremlin!	Hey -- Comrade! Over here! This is Harry Shapiro -- the Volga Boatman of Barrack four!
hey -- russki -- russki! look at those bublichkis! over here!	Comrade! Comrade! Otchi Tchorniya -- Otchi Tchorniya!
i'm telling you, animal -- these nazis ain't ko --	I said say it again. I didn't say repeat it.
you can say that again!	I'm telling you, Animal -- these Nazis ain't Ko --
i'm telling you, animal, these nazis ain't kosher.	You can say that again!
'we will remove the iron stove -- the one that was camouflaging the trap door.'	I'm telling you, Animal, these Nazis ain't Kosher.
i'll kill you, harry -- so help me!	Let go, Animal! It's roll call! Hitler wants to see you!
hamburger and onions! strawberry shortcake! gefillte fish! banana split! french fried potatoes! chicken a la king!	I'll kill you, Harry -- so help me!
why do you do this to me every morning?	Hamburger and onions! Strawberry shortcake! Gefillte fish! Banana split! French fried potatoes! Chicken a la king!
coffee? milk? or how about a little cocoa?	Why do you do this to me every morning?
stop it, harry!	Coffee? Milk? Or how about a little cocoa?
good morning, animal! what'll it be for breakfast? scrambled eggs with little sausages? bacon and eggs sunny- side up? griddle cakes? a waffle?	Stop it, Harry!
shut up, animal!	Maybe they were layin' for 'em out there!
when you get going on those broads, think of me!	Animal! Animal! Aren't you ashamed of yourself? A couple of guys are trying to escape and you're thinking of broads. Broads?
wait a minute. we have some rights here.  why is this man being taken out?	Curtains would do wonders for this barrack.  You will not get them.
...a lieutenant james dunbar?	Yes, sir.
you have a lieutenant here...	...a Lieutenant James Dunbar?
yes, sir.	You have a Lieutenant here...
good evening, sergeants.  a bit dank in here, isn't it?... where is the baracken-fuehrer?	Yes, sir.
yes. according to the geneva convention, dead prisoners are to be given a decent burial.	Of course. I'm aware of the Geneva Convention. They will be given the burial they deserve. Or perhaps you would suggest we haul in twenty-one cannons from the Eastern Front and give them a twenty-one gun salute?
anything else?	Yes. According to the Geneva Convention, dead prisoners are to be given a decent burial.
as the duly elected compound chief, i protest the way these bodies are left lying in the mud.	Anything else?
yes, sergeant hoffman?	As the duly elected Compound Chief, I protest the way these bodies are left lying in the mud.
sergeant hoffman from barrack 4.	Yes, Sergeant Hoffman?
why the south latrine?	Because that's where he is. In the water tank.
you'd better cut out in back of the south latrine.	Why the south latrine?
what do you say, hoffy. we'll hit the air raid trenches and cut out in back of barracks nine.	You'd better cut out in back of the south latrine.
i still say this is my tag. any objections, hoffy?	Any objections, men?
we've all done a poor job of it.	I still say this is my tag. Any objections, Hoffy?
you have elected me security. the way things have been going in this barracks, i guess i've done a poor job and i want to make up for it. is that asking too much?	We've all done a poor job of it.
no volunteers, price. i said we're all in on it.	You have elected me Security. The way things have been going in this Barracks, I guess I've done a poor job and I want to make up for it. Is that asking too much?
what about schulz?	We'll take care of Schulz.  Come on.
just as you say, hoffy. but wouldn't it be smarter if i went out and kept schulz tied up?	Good.
maybe it's crazy, but it's better than having dunbar dead.	Just as you say, Hoffy. But wouldn't it be smarter if I went out and kept Schulz tied up?
i don't know what your scheme is, but it sounds crazy.	Maybe it's crazy, but it's better than having Dunbar dead.
what are you going to do?	I want everybody out of here. We'll need a lot of commotion on the compound.
it's not schulz. it's that stoolie. whoever he is, he's sure batting a thousand.	The guy I want to talk to is Sefton. Where's Sefton?  You haven't seen Sefton, have you?
cut the horseplay, harry. what's the matter with you guys?	And don't blame me if you all wind up in the cooler.
not yet.	Answer the question. How do you rate all those privileges?
you're wasting your time, duke.  outside, everybody! let's get it over with.	Wait a second, Hoffy. Schulz says he's our best friend. Maybe he can give us a little hint.
don't worry. we'll take care of it.	Take some men and get the antenna going. Let's see if we can catch the BBC.
look -- if you don't like the way i'm handling this job --	Kill it, Duke. It's got us all spinning.
you must get out. for your own good, you must get out.	Come on, everybody!  Let's go!
what radio?	The one you are hiding in the barrack, don't you know? The one your friend without the leg is smuggling all over the compound.
one more thing, gentlemen. the kommandant told me to pick up the radio.	What radio?
we know! we got them last year. five minutes after the geneva man was gone, the blankets were gone.	One more thing, gentlemen. The Kommandant told me to pick up the radio.
sometimes i think he is fooling us with that crazy business.	Yeah? How would you like to see the guts of nine pals splattered all over your plane?  C'mon Joey -- don't be afraid.
lay off, schulz. he's got a sickness. he's krank.	Sometimes I think he is fooling us with that crazy business.
los, los. dummkopf!	Lay off, Schulz. He's got a sickness. He's krank.
let's synchronize the watches. eleven forty-two, sharp.	Check.
you could use a new one yourself.	Let's synchronize the watches. Eleven forty-two, sharp.
price. when i go i want you to give me five minutes. exactly five minutes to get dunbar out of that water tank. then you throw price out into the compound, nice and loud. he'll draw every light from every goon tower. it's our only chance to cut through. what do you say, barracks' chief?	Shoot!
what's the decoy?	Price. When I go I want you to give me five minutes. Exactly five minutes to get Dunbar out of that water tank. Then you throw Price out into the compound, nice and loud. He'll draw every light from every goon tower. It's our only chance to cut through. What do you say, Barracks' Chief?
i told you boys i'm no escape artist, but for the first time, i like the odds. because now i got me a decoy.	What's the decoy?
you betcha. there ought to be some reward money from mama. say ten thousand bucks worth.	I told you boys I'm no escape artist, but for the first time, I like the odds. Because now I got me a decoy.
you taking dunbar?	You betcha. There ought to be some reward money from Mama. Say ten thousand bucks worth.
what are we going to do with him?	Don't you know? Because I got my own ideas.  Let's have that civilian stuff.
go on.	He's a Nazi, Price is. For all I know, his name is Preismaier or Preissinger. Sure, he lived in Cleveland, but when the war broke out he came back to the Fatherland like a good little Bundist. He spoke our lingo so they put him through spy school, gave him phony dogtags --
you off your rocker?	Uh-huh. Fell right on my head.  Sprechen sie deutsch?
you did!	You off your rocker?
who did?	You did!
you told them, hoffy.	Who did?
how do they know?	You told them, Hoffy.
look, sefton, i had my hands full so they wouldn't tear you apart --	I called it the last time, didn't I?
that's right. or would you rather see dunbar lying out there in the mud tomorrow morning like manfredi and johnson?	Look, Sefton, I had my hands full so they wouldn't tear you apart --
hurry up on that trap.  what are you trying to do, sefton? gum up the works?	That's right. Or would you rather see Dunbar lying out there in the mud tomorrow morning like Manfredi and Johnson?
you starting that again?	Anybody cover?
two packs of cigarettes say dunbar never gets out of the compound.	You starting that again?
so who stays with me? maybe joey? no -- not joey. wouldn't you feel safer with security on the job?	Okay, Price. You stay.
right.	So who stays with me? Maybe Joey? No -- not Joey. Wouldn't you feel safer with Security on the job?
okay, then. put a guard on me. i want you to put a guard on me. because if anything goes wrong out there, this time you won't have a patsy. right?	Right.
you'll stay in this barracks and not a peep out of you.	Okay, then. Put a guard on me. I want you to put a guard on me. Because if anything goes wrong out there, this time you won't have a patsy. Right?
you heard that, sefton?	Sure I heard it. I still got one good ear.
what's it add up to you, sefton?	It adds up that you got yourselves the wrong guy. Because I'm telling you. The Krauts wouldn't plant two stoolies in one barrack. And whatever you do to me you're going to have to do all over again when you find the right guy.
we did it.	There better not be anything missing. This is private property.
what happened, cookie? who did it?	We did it.
i'll say it is. you spilled a little borscht on it.	Borscht?
what's the matter, boys? is my slip showing?	I'll say it is. You spilled a little borscht on it.
with your mother's pull, how come you're not a chicken colonel by now?	Lay off, I said -- if you don't want your head handed to you.
lay off, sefton.	With your mother's pull, how come you're not a chicken colonel by now?
you take it out. only you're going to have a riot on your hands.	Every time the men get Red Cross packages you have to think up an angle to rob them.
says me.	You take it out. Only you're going to have a riot on your hands.
says who?	Says me.
what's the big idea, sefton? take that telescope out of here.	Says who?
if you can't get the bbc, how about getting guy lombardo?	Are we boring you?
if i were you, sefton, i'd eat that egg some place else. like for instance under the barrack.	A little weak today.
anybody call?	Go on, Sefton -- butt out!
stay out of it, sefton.	Just one question. Did you calculate the risk?
give this to joey, will you?	Oh.
yeah?	Give this to Joey, will you?
shapiro. shapiro.	Just what makes you so popular?
nothing for kuzawa?	Shapiro. Shapiro.
pirelli. coleman. agnew. shapiro.	Nothing for Kuzawa?
you can tell father murray to --	At ease! He also says, quote: All you sack rats better show up for the services and no bull from anybody. Unquote. At ease! Monday afternoon a sailboat race will be held at the cesspool. See Oscar Rudolph of Barrack 7 if you want to enter a yacht. Next: Jack Cushingham and Larry Blake will play Frank deNotta and Mike Cohen for the pinochle championship of the camp.
today's camp news!  father murray announces that due to local regulations the christmas midnight mass will be held at seven in the morning!	You can tell Father Murray to --
the what?	The one you took out of the corner of your bunk and put in this pocket.
six o'clock. i was having dinner.	Six o'clock in Berlin. They were having lunch in Cleveland.  Am I boring you, boys?
what time?	Six o'clock. I was having dinner.
december seventh, forty-one.	What time?
shut up!  security officer, eh? screening everybody, only who screened you? great american hero. from cleveland, ohio! enlisted right after pearl harbor! when was pearl harbor, price? or, don't you know?	December seventh, forty-one.
i'll kill you for that!	Shut up!  Security Officer, eh? Screening everybody, only who screened you? Great American hero. From Cleveland, Ohio! Enlisted right after Pearl Harbor! When was Pearl Harbor, Price? Or, don't you know?
go where? to the kommandant's office and tell him where dunbar is?	I'll kill you for that!
will you get this guy out of my hair so i can go?	Go where? To the Kommandant's office and tell him where Dunbar is?
maybe just one word? kaput? because you're kaput, price.	Will you get this guy out of my hair so I can go?
no. i don't sprechen sie deutsch.	Maybe just one word? Kaput? Because you're kaput, Price.
are we going to stand around here and listen to him until the germans find out where dunbar is?	The Germans know where Dunbar is.
stop that, will you!  those idiots! so they sprang dunbar! so what good is it? he's still in the compound, isn't he? how long can he last? where can they hide him?	Where. Up Joey's ocarina. Didn't you know?
amazing, what you can do with five thousand ping-pong balls, isn't it?	Stop that, will you!  Those idiots! So they sprang Dunbar! So what good is it? He's still in the compound, isn't he? How long can he last? Where can they hide him?
what did you say?	Amazing, what you can do with five thousand ping-pong balls, isn't it?
ach so!	What did you say?
a lot of people say that and the first thing you know is they get married and live happily ever after.  i wonder what they're trying to pull out there?	Ach so!
don't bother, sefton. i don't like you. i never did and i never will.	A lot of people say that and the first thing you know is they get married and live happily ever after.  I wonder what they're trying to pull out there?
just getting acquainted. trying to make one friend in this barracks.	Don't bother, Sefton. I don't like you. I never did and I never will.
are you questioning me?	Just getting acquainted. Trying to make one friend in this barracks.
three hundred and sixty-fifth bomb squadron? out of chelveston?	Are you questioning me?
thirty-fifth.	Three hundred and sixty-fifth Bomb Squadron? Out of Chelveston?
i thought that's what you said. you're from cleveland. and you were with the thirty-sixth bomb group?	Thirty-fifth.
yes, i'm from cleveland.	I thought that's what you said. You're from Cleveland. And you were with the Thirty-sixth Bomb Group?
i went to school with a guy named price. but that was in boston. you're from cleveland, aren't you.	Yes, I'm from Cleveland.
suppose you just sit down and keep your mouth shut.	I went to school with a guy named Price. But that was in Boston. You're from Cleveland, aren't you.
or how about a game of pinochle? no, you're not a pinochle man. you're a chess player.  i haven't played since i was a kid. let's see --  -- a pawn moves this way, doesn't it? and a bishop this way? and the queen -- every which way, doesn't it?	Suppose you just sit down and keep your mouth shut.
so was the radio private property. so was manfredi and johnson.	What about the radio?
when the krauts find that gadget they'll throw us all in the boob.	They know about that gadget. I'd worry more about the radio.
they're lying dead in the mud out there and i'm trying to find out how come.	I'll tell you how come.  The Barrack Chief gave them the green light. And you, our Security Officer, said it'd be safe. That's how come.
and what's that crack supposed to mean?	They're lying dead in the mud out there and I'm trying to find out how come.
i wasn't so sure. i just liked the odds.	And what's that crack supposed to mean?
just one little thing. how come you were so sure manfredi and johnson wouldn't get out of the forest?	I wasn't so sure. I just liked the odds.
now you've done it. you've given me nervous indigestion.  anything else bothering you, boys?	Just one little thing. How come you were so sure Manfredi and Johnson wouldn't get out of the forest?
wie hat er's gemacht?	Ganz einfach... Streichhoelzer... und eine Zigarette...
ich weiss alles.	Wie hat er's gemacht?
nun? was ist? haben sie's herausgefunden?	Ich weiss alles.
we have no radio.	All right, gentlemen, I will find it myself. Now let's see.
give me the radio.	We have no radio.
schulz, you're off your nut!	Give me the radio.
which one of us is the informer?	You are trying to say that an American would inform on other Americans?
suppose you let those mattresses cool off a little -- just out of decency?	Ja, ja, gewiss! It is only that we are cramped for space with new prisoners every day.  Gentlemen! Outside! Please! Do you want me to have trouble with the Kommandant again!
let us see. we have now two empty bunks here.  nummer einundsiebzig und nummer dreiundsiebzig in baracke vier.	Suppose you let those mattresses cool off a little -- just out of decency?
say, schulz -- you guys had machine gun practice last night?	Ach, terrible! Such foolish boys. Such nice boys. I'd better not talk about it. It makes me sick to my stomach.
what's the matter with you? you want to be killed?	Not particularly.
talk what? i do not know anything!	How many do you want? A thousand?
you'd better talk, schulz, because i'm going to find out with you or without you. because i won't let go for a second. because they'll have to kill me to stop me. so talk!	Talk what? I do not know anything!
no! no!	You'd better talk, Schulz, because I'm going to find out with you or without you. Because I won't let go for a second. Because they'll have to kill me to stop me. So talk!
i'll make it five hundred!	No! No!
yes, you do!	I'll make it five hundred!
i do not want those cigarettes.	Yes, you do!
the one you work with. who is he? how do you do it?	I do not want those cigarettes.
what guy?	The one you work with. Who is he? How do you do it?
who's the guy, schulz?	What guy?
three hundred cigarettes! what is it you want from me?	Who's the guy, Schulz?
and how about three hundred cigarettes for yourself?	Three hundred cigarettes! What is it you want from me?
wunderbar! maybe they are too wunderbar for my wife. but there is a piano teacher in the village --	And how about three hundred cigarettes for yourself?
here. take them.	Wunderbar! Maybe they are too wunderbar for my wife. But there is a piano teacher in the village --
you should go and see the doctor. maybe i can --  silk stockings?	Here. Take them.
how would you like to give frau schulz a pair of silk stockings for christmas?	You should go and see the doctor. Maybe I can --  Silk stockings?
du lieber gott! how do you look? you had a fight?	How would you like to give Frau Schulz a pair of silk stockings for Christmas?
no use, schulz. you might as well come clean. why don't you just tell 'em it's me. because i'm really the illegitimate son of hitler. and after the germans win the war you'll make me the gauleiter of zinzinnati.	You Americans! You are the craziest people! That's why I like you! I wish I could invite you all to my house for a nice German Christmas!
good morning, schulz. and how's mrs. schulz? and all the little schulzes?	Fine -- fine!
good morning, sefton.	Good morning, Schulz. And how's Mrs. Schulz? And all the little Schulzes?
my grandmother's ear-muffs.	Look at them, Lieutenant. Everybody is a clown! How do you expect to win the war with an army of clowns?
we'll put pink ribbons on the bedbugs.	The Kommandant also sends you clean blankets. He wants every man to have a new, clean blanket.
gentlemen, tomorrow morning the geneva man is coming to inspect the camp whether we are living up to the international convention. i am sure he will find we are treating you very well. you must not run around in your underwear. and take off the wash. the kommandant wants all the barracks to be spic and also span.	We'll put pink ribbons on the bedbugs.
why don't we just plug up that tunnel -- with the kommandant on one end and you on the other.	It is not me. It is the orders. I am your friend. I am your best friend here.
all right, gentlemen! we will now all go outside for a little gymnastic and take some shovels and undig the tunnel which you digged.	Why don't we just plug up that tunnel -- with the Kommandant on one end and you on the other.
look at all that meat. isn't she the bitter end!	Give it back. You must not arouse yourselves.
that is my wife.	Look at all that meat. Isn't she the bitter end!
who's the other wrestler? the one with the mustache?	That is my wife.
this is me in cincinnati.	Who's the other wrestler? The one with the mustache?
yeah. we were just passing out guns.	Always joking. Always making wisecrackers!
did i interrupt something, gentlemen?	Yeah. We were just passing out guns.
just get us a couple with big glockenspiels.	Ja! Ja! Droppen Sie dead!
hey, schulz -- as long as you're going to move somebody in -- how about a couple of those russian broads?	Russian women prisoners?
you're not disposing of those russian broads?	Tell you what to do. First, get yourself a hundred cigarettes for the Kraut guards. Then get yourself another face.
you heard him.	Okay, Herr Preismaier, let's have the mail box.
so you're stuck with me, eh?	Maybe those Russian dames would take him.
have a nice time over there?	Oh! Somebody was peeking!
you must have been some tail gunner!  go ahead, cookie.	Come on, let's get that mail. Anything for Stanislaus Kuzawa?
that wouldn't be the cigarettes you took us for last night?	What was I going to do with them? I only smoke cigars.
is it all right if we smell it?	Just don't drool on it.
from a chicken, bug-wit.	A chicken?
target their bridge.	Full disruptors.
where is he now?	I don't know. He bathed, now he is roaming the ship. He must be the only Engineer in Starfleet who does not go to Engineering!
he is.	Then when is he going to Engineering?
i thought he was the chief engineer.	He is.
it's working.	Where is he?
the captain would make a much more valuable hostage.	We'll consider it a prisoner exchange.
toh-pak-cha=8a	HoS qorDu.
twelve years, sir.	Yes, well, congratulations, Ensign. It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm.
but that wasn't so long ago. it couldn't have been more than...	Twelve years, sir.
captain=8a	I don't want to hear anymore about it. I'm not going, and that's final.
tomorrow i want to make a tri-elliptical jump. that's where you jump out over northern china and make three complete orbits before you start re-entry.	Captain. Perhaps you have forgotten that tomorrow is the christening ceremony.
actually, captain, your precise target area was thirty-five meters that way.	Thanks for pointing that out.
approximately forty-seven minutes, sir.	I have to find a way to get to Soran.
commander.	Sorry, sir.  There is too much interference in the planet's ionosphere for an accurate reading.
"lifeforms tiny little lifeforms. where are the lifeforms-"	Commander.
population?	Approximately two hundred thirty million.
veridian iii is uninhabited, but veridian iv supports a pre-industrial humanoid society.	Population?
are any of them inhabited?	Veridian III is uninhabited, but Veridian IV supports a pre-industrial humanoid society.
and destroy every planet in the system.	Are any of them inhabited?
it should be noted, sir, that the collapse of the veridian star would produce a shock wave similar to the one we observed at amargosa.	And destroy every planet in the system.
that's where he's going.	It should be noted, sir, that the collapse of the Veridian star would produce a shock wave similar to the one we observed at Amargosa.
he can't go to the ribbon, so he's trying to make the ribbon come to him.  data, is it going to pass near any m-class planets?	Yes, sir. There are two in the Veridian system.
now, you said the gravitational forces in this sector have been altered, could that also affect the course of the ribbon?	I believe so.
courage is an emotion too, data.  now, can you project the course of the ribbon?	I believe so.
this is its current position.	Can you project its course?
wait. the bozeman,why did it change course?	The destruction of the Amargosa star has altered the gravitational forces throughout the sector. Any ship passing through this region will have to make a minor course correction.
according to our current information, the destruction of the amargosa star has had the following effects in this sector: gamma emissions have increased by .05 percent, the starship bozeman was forced to make a course correction, a research project on gorik iv was halted due to increased neutrino particles, ambient magnetic fields have decreased by-	Wait. The Bozeman,why did it change course?
guilt. it is a most unpleasant feeling.	According to our current information, the destruction of the Amargosa star has had the following effects in this sector: gamma emissions have increased by .05 percent, the starship Bozeman was forced to make a course correction, a research project on Gorik IV was halted due to increased neutrino particles, ambient magnetic fields have decreased by-
no. and what you must try to avoid is becoming consumed by another emotion which i believe you're beginning to experience: guilt.	Guilt. It is a most unpleasant feeling.
but i did not deal with it, sir. i let it prevent me from helping my friend.  does that make me a coward?	No. And what you must try to avoid is becoming consumed by another emotion which I believe you're beginning to experience: guilt.
fear is a very difficult emotion to overcome. it's something we all have to learn to deal with.	But I did not deal with it, sir. I let it prevent me from helping my friend.  Does that make me a coward?
i wanted to save geordi. i tried. but i experienced something i did not expect.  i believe it was fear.	Fear is a very difficult emotion to overcome. It's something we all have to learn to deal with.
what do you mean?	I wanted to save Geordi. I tried. But I experienced something I did not expect.  I believe it was fear.
no, sir. i am finding it difficult to concentrate. i believe i am overwhelmed with feelings of remorse and regret concerning my actions on the observatory.	What do you mean?
data, are you all right?	No, sir. I am finding it difficult to concentrate. I believe I am overwhelmed with feelings of remorse and regret concerning my actions on the observatory.
it will take a few moments for the computer to compile the information.	Data, are you all right?
give me a list of those effects. i want to know every single thing which has been altered or changed, no matter how insignificant.	It will take a few moments for the computer to compile the information.
the star's destruction has had numerous astro-physical effects within this sector. however, none of them appear to have a connection to the energy ribbon.	Give me a list of those effects. I want to know every single thing which has been altered or changed, no matter how insignificant.
guinan said soran was trying to get back to the ribbon. if that's true, then there must be some connection with the amargosa star.	The star's destruction has had numerous astro-physical effects within this sector. However, none of them appear to have a connection to the energy ribbon.
sorry, captain. the ribbon has already entered the galaxy. it will pass through this sector in approximately thirty-one hours.	Guinan said Soran was trying to get back to the ribbon. If that's true, then there must be some connection with the Amargosa star.
data?	Sorry, Captain. The ribbon has already entered the galaxy. It will pass through this sector in approximately thirty-one hours.
when is it expected back?	Data?
according to our information, the ribbon is a conflux of temporal energy which travels through our galaxy every 39.1 years	When is it expected back?
that's it, bridge- we're all out!	One minute to warp core breach.
i believe the emotional chip has overloaded my positronic relays.	We better get you back to the ship  La Forge to Enterprise.
data, are you all right?	I believe the emotional chip has overloaded my positronic relays.
data, this isn't the time.	I am sorry, but I cannot stop myself. I think something is wrong
i don't see a control panel, or an access port.	It appears to be a magnetically sealed.
i know. i just got it.  it was very funny.	Thanks.
the farpoint mission? data, that was seven years ago.	I know. I just got it.  It was very funny.
during the farpoint mission. we were on the bridge and you told a joke. that was the punchline.	The Farpoint mission? Data, that was seven years ago.
what?	During the Farpoint mission. We were on the Bridge and you told a joke. That was the punchline.
i get it. i get it.	You get what?
really? what do you feel?	I am uncertain. I have had little experience with emotions. I am unable to articulate the sensation.
i believe the beverage has provoked an emotional response.	Really? What do you feel?
well?	I believe the beverage has provoked an emotional response.
but at the first sign of trouble, i'm going to deactivate it. agreed?	Agreed.
wait a minute. i thought you've always been afraid it would overload your neural net.	That is true. However, I believe my growth as an artificial lifeform has reached an impasse. For thirty-four years I have endeavored to become more "human"- to grow beyond my original programming. And yet I am still unable to grasp such a simple concept as humor. This emotion chip is the only answer.
it has occurred to me on several occasions. but i believe this may be the appropriate time.	Wait a minute. I thought you've always been afraid it would overload your neural net.
data, you're not thinking about using that thing are you?	It has occurred to me on several occasions. But I believe this may be the appropriate time.
i was attempting to get in the spirit of things. i thought it would be humorous.	Data, you're not thinking about using that thing are you?
no, but i'd stay out of sickbay for a while if i were you. i still don't know why you dropped her in the water.	I was attempting to get in the spirit of things. I thought it would be humorous.
is she still angry?	No, but I'd stay out of Sickbay for a while if I were you. I still don't know why you dropped her in the water.
i have rerouted auxiliary power to the lateral thrusters- attempting to level our descent.	All hands, brace for impact!
could we access the defective coil and trigger their cloak?	Perhaps.  Yes! If we sent a low-level ionic pulse, it might reset the coil and engage the cloaking systems.
we all are, data. but we're going to get him back.	I hope so, sir.
i am quite...preoccupied with concern about geordi.	We all are, Data. But we're going to get him back.
looks like you're stuck with emotions for a while. how do you feel?	I am quite...preoccupied with concern about Geordi.
sensors show five life signs aboard the station, captain.	The station complement was nineteen.
you did it, kirk!  damage report, ensign.	There's some buckling on the starboard nacelle.  We've also got a hull breach in the Engineering section. Emergency forcefields are in place and holding.
deck 15, section 21-alpha.	I'll go. You have the Bridge.
we're within range, sir.	Beam them directly to Sickbay.
we're within visual range of the energy distortion, captain.	On screen.
the ships are bearing at 3-1-0 mark 2-1-5. distance: three light years.	Signal the closest starship. We're in no condition to mount a rescue. We don't even have a full crew aboard.
can you locate them?	The ships are bearing at 3-1-0 mark 2-1-5. Distance: three light years.
you're right. i'll need help.  guinan, will you come back with me? together, we could-	I can't leave. I'm already there, remember?
what makes you think things will be any different this time?	You're right. I'll need help.  Guinan, will you come back with me? Together, we could-
i know exactly where i want to go, and when. back to that mountaintop on veridian iii, before soran put out the star. i have to stop him.	What makes you think things will be any different this time?
i told you, time has no meaning here. if you leave, you can go anywhere, any time.	I know exactly where I want to go, and when. Back to that mountaintop on Veridian III, before Soran put out the star. I have to stop him.
i don't understand.	I told you, time has no meaning here. If you leave, you can go anywhere, any time.
yes, where would you go?	I don't understand.
can i?	Yes, where would you go?
why would you want to leave?	Can I?
guinan, can i leave the nexus?	Why would you want to leave?
these are my children...my children.	Yeah. They're great, aren't they? You can go back and see them born, go forward and see your grandchildren. Time has no meaning here.
where is he now?	Wherever he wanted to be.
all of us.	Where is he now?
soran?	All of us.
when the enterprise-b beamed us off the lakul, we were partially in the nexus. the transporters locked on to us, but somehow everyone left a part of themselves behind.	Soran?
left behind?	When the Enterprise-B beamed us off the Lakul, we were partially in the Nexus. The transporters locked on to us, but somehow everyone left a part of themselves behind.
i am on the enterprise. i am also here.  think of me as an "echo" of the person you know. a part she left behind.	Left behind?
guinan, what are you doing here? i thought you were on the enterprise.	I am on the Enterprise. I am also here.  Think of me as an "echo" of the person you know. A part she left behind.
enjoy them, jean-luc.	Guinan, what are you doing here? I thought you were on the Enterprise.
but i never had a wife, children, a home like this.	Enjoy them, Jean-Luc.
for you. this is where you wanted to be.	But I never had a wife, children, a home like this.
this is the nexus?	For you. This is where you wanted to be.
you're in the nexus.	This is the Nexus?
guinan, what's going on? where am i?	You're in the Nexus.
soran may still be obsessed with getting back. and if he is, he'll do anything to find that doorway again.	But why destroy a star?  Thank you, Guinan.
your "sixth sense"- i've always wondered where it came from.  and what about soran?	Soran may still be obsessed with getting back. And if he is, he'll do anything to find that doorway again.
it took a long time, but eventually i learned to live with it. and i began to realize that my experience in the nexus had changed me.  i knew things about people, about events, about time.	Your "sixth sense"- I've always wondered where it came from.  And what about Soran?
what happened to you?	I can't remember very much - what it looked like or how long I was there. But I do remember how it felt.
that ribbon isn't just some random energy phenomenon travelling through space. it's a doorway. it leads to another place- the nexus. it doesn't exist in our universe and it doesn't play by the same rules either.	What happened to you?
soran doesn't care about power or weapons. all he cares about is getting back to the nexus.	What's the "Nexus"?
guinan. it's important that you tell me what you know. we think soran's developed a weapon...a terrible weapon. it might give him enough power to-	Soran doesn't care about power or weapons. All he cares about is getting back to the Nexus.
oh yes. i remember everyone who was on the lakul, every face. even the ones who didn't make it.	Guinan. It's important that you tell me what you know. We think Soran's developed a weapon...a terrible weapon. It might give him enough power to-
do you remember him?	Oh yes. I remember everyone who was on the Lakul, every face. Even the ones who didn't make it.
what about the gravimetric distortions? they'll tear us apart.	Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair.
you left spacedock without a tractor beam?	It won't be installed until Tuesday.  Ensign Sulu, try generating a subspace field around the ships. That might break them free.
we don't have a tractor beam.	You left spacedock without a tractor beam?
no, no. thank you.	Please, I insist.
prepare to leave spacedock. aft thrusters ahead one quarter, port and starboard at station keeping.  captain kirk, i'd be honored if you would give the order to get underway.	No, no. Thank you.
oh, of course.	Prepare to leave spacedock. Aft thrusters ahead one quarter, port and starboard at station keeping.  Captain Kirk, I'd be honored if you would give the order to get underway.
excuse me, gentlemen, if you'll take your seats.	Oh, of course.
well, may we have a look around?	Please, please.
i'm captain john harriman. i'd like to welcome you all aboard.	It's our pleasure.
yes.  thank you.	Least I could do for a captain of the Enterprise.
did we do it? did we make a difference?	Yes.  Thank you.
i'll find a way to contact the enterprise. you're going to be all right.	Did we do it? Did we make a difference?
you could say that.	Of course, if Spock were here, he'd say I was being an irrational, illogical human for wanting to go on a mission like that.
i take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim?	You could say that.
that's right.	I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim?
how can i argue with the captain of the enterprise? what was the name of that planet=8a veridian iii?	That's right.
close to retirement?	I hadn't planned on it.
that's right.	Close to retirement?
captain of the enterprise, huh?	That's right.
antonia?	She's not real either, is she? Nothing here is. Nothing here matters.
better?	This is my uncle's barn in Iowa.
no, no, it's not. it's better.	Better?
you're a starfleet officer and you have a duty to-	I don't need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was still in diapers. And frankly, I think the galaxy owes me one  I was like you once- so worried about duty and obligations that I couldn't see anything past this uniform. And in the end, what did it get me? Nothing. Not this time.
you said history considers me dead. who am i to argue with history?	You're a Starfleet officer and you have a duty to-
not exactly. as i said, this is some kind of-	Temporal nexus, yeah, I heard you.  Something's missing.
so you're telling me this is the 24th-century, and i'm dead?	Not exactly. As I said, this is some kind of-
this clock, i gave this clock to bones.	I'm from what you would consider the future; the 24th-century.
beautiful day, isn't it?	Yes, yes, it is.
kirk here.	Captain, I don't know how much longer I can hold her together!
keep her together until i get back.	I always do.
captain, it may be possible to simulate a torpedo blast using a resonance burst from the main deflector dish.	Where are the deflector relays?
aye.	Load torpedo bays, prepare to fire on my command.
a photon torpedo?	Aye.
an anti-matter discharge directly ahead=8a it might disrupt the field long enough for us to break away.	A photon torpedo?
i thought you might.	An anti-matter discharge directly ahead=8A it might disrupt the field long enough for us to break away.
but i do have a theory...	I thought you might.
the first thing you learn as captain is how to cheat death.  scotty?	There's just no way to disrupt a gravimetric field of this magnitude!
their life signs are are phasing in and out of our space-time continuum.	Phasing? To where?
sulu. when did he find the time for a family?	It's like you always said- if something's important enough, you make the time.
and what would that be, sir?	Sulu. When did he find the time for a family?
you know, scotty, it amazes me.	And what would that be, sir?
what do you mean, you're not going? we promised.	When I retired, I swore I'd never set foot on a starship again, and I meant it.
i'm not going  scotty, help me with this chute.	What do you mean, you're not going? We promised.
oh	I've warned ye about that back of yours. You should have a doctor take a look at it.
we learn something new about ourselves every day.  now. maybe i didn't make myself clear. it is very important that you tell me exactly what captain picard knows.	I told you everything. You might as well just kill me right now.
no, i didn't know that.	We learn something new about ourselves every day.  Now. Maybe I didn't make myself clear. It is very important that you tell me exactly what Captain Picard knows.
i just stopped your heart for five seconds. it felt like an eternity, didn't it? did you know that you can stop the human heart for up to ten minutes before the onset of brain damage?	No, I didn't know that.
yeah, they're full of great ideas.	I just stopped your heart for five seconds. It felt like an eternity, didn't it? Did you know that you can stop the human heart for up to ten minutes before the onset of brain damage?
oh, i forgot to tell you. while you were unconscious, i injected a nano-probe into your bloodstream. it's been navigating your cardiovascular system, and right now i've attached it to your left ventricle.  a little trick i picked up from the borg.	Yeah, they're full of great ideas.
what about guinan? what has she told you about me?	Guinan? I don't know what you're talking about.
no.	What about Guinan? What has she told you about me?
let's try to move beyond the usual prisoner-interrogator banter, shall we? you have information and i need it.  did the captain explain his orders to you? did he say why you were searching for trilithium?	No.
i was ordered to by the captain.	Let's try to move beyond the usual prisoner-interrogator banter, shall we? You have information and I need it.  Did the Captain explain his orders to you? Did he say why you were searching for trilithium?
i don't want a science lecture. you were on that observatory looking for trilithium. why?	I was ordered to by the Captain.
normal is what everyone else is, and what you are not.	What do you want?
what's normal?	Normal is what everyone else is, and what you are not.
a remarkable piece of equipment, but a little inelegant, wouldn't you say?  have you ever considered a prosthesis that would make you look a little more...normal?	What's normal?
i always thought i'd have a crack at this chair one day.	You may still. Somehow I doubt this will be the last ship to carry the name Enterprise.
that's a pretty big margin of error.	Too big. How long until the ribbon arrives?
maybe they're not out there.	They're just trying to decide whether a twenty year-old Klingon Bird of Prey is any match for the Federation flagship.
a quantum implosion has occurred within the amargosa star. all nuclearfusion is breaking down.	How is that possible?
report.	A quantum implosion has occurred within the Amargosa star. All nuclearfusion is breaking down.
sir, is there anything wrong?	No. Thank you.
understood. that will be all.	Sir, is there anything wrong?
there is something else, captain. one of the scientists, a doctor soran,has insisted on speaking with you.  i told him you were busy, sir, but he said it was absolutely imperative that he speak with you right away.	Understood. That will be all.
thank you, number one.	There is something else, Captain. One of the scientists, a Doctor Soran,has insisted on speaking with you.  I told him you were busy, sir, but he said it was absolutely imperative that he speak with you right away.
no, sir.	Thank you, Number One.
is there a problem?	No, sir.
you want me to contact starfleet?	Is there a problem?
hmm,  inform starfleet command. this could indicate a new romulan threat in this sector.	You want me to contact Starfleet?
we think they were looking for something- they practically tore the place apart.	Hmm,  Inform Starfleet Command. This could indicate a new Romulan threat in this sector.
there's still no indication of why they attacked the station?	We think they were looking for something- they practically tore the place apart.
sir?	Make it so.
imagine what it was like, will. no engines, no computers, just the wind, the sea and the stars to guide you.	Bad food, brutal discipline.  No women.
well, now that we're all aboard=8a  number one, bring the ship before the wind.  let's see what's out there.	Aye, aye, sir.  Take the wheel, Commander.
don't you think you're taking this a little too far, number one?	When we went to ancient Rome for Deanna's promotion, we threw her to the lions, remember?
or perhaps they're on the surface.	Mr. Data, scan the planet for lifeforms.
my brother had shouldered that burden, allowing me to pursue my own selfish needs.	There's nothing selfish about pursuing your own life, your own career.
you felt it was no longer your responsibility to carry on the family line.	My brother had shouldered that burden, allowing me to pursue my own selfish needs.
ever since i was a little boy, i remember hearing about the family line. the picards that fought at trafalgar, the picards that settled the first martian colony. when my brother married and had a son...	You felt it was no longer your responsibility to carry on the family line.
your family history is very important to you, isn't it?	Ever since I was a little boy, I remember hearing about the family line. The Picards that fought at Trafalgar, the Picards that settled the first Martian colony. When my brother married and had a son...
in a way, he was as close as i ever came to having a child of my own.	Your family history is very important to you, isn't it?
it's only natural to feel a heightened sense of tragedy when a child dies.  but it goes deeper than that, doesn't it? i can sense that rene meant a great deal to you.	In a way, he was as close as I ever came to having a child of my own.
what i can't get out of my mind is the image of rene- my nephew. i just can't believe he's gone.	It's only natural to feel a heightened sense of tragedy when a child dies.  But it goes deeper than that, doesn't it? I can sense that Rene meant a great deal to you.
captain, im sorry.  i know there were a lot of unresolved conflicts between you and your brother.	What I can't get out of my mind is the image of Rene- my nephew. I just can't believe he's gone.
very well. i suppose i could make out my weekly report to starfleet command without your input.  "admiral lusby, regarding the unusual behavior of jean-luc picard: i find him increasingly irritable, remote and uncooperative. i recommend forced shore leave at a starbase facility in order to-"	All right, all right. You've made your point.
well, with all due respect to your betazoid senses, i prefer to be alone right now.	Very well. I suppose I could make out my weekly report to Starfleet Command without your input.  "Admiral Lusby, regarding the unusual behavior of Jean-Luc Picard: I find him increasingly irritable, remote and uncooperative. I recommend forced shore leave at a Starbase facility in order to-"
you can't fool an empath, captain. i know exactly when i'm needed.	Well, with all due respect to your Betazoid senses, I prefer to be alone right now.
as ship's counselor, it's your duty to know not only when you're needed but also when you're not.	You can't fool an empath, Captain. I know exactly when I'm needed.
i'm afraid i can't just leave it at that. the commanding officer of this ship is clearly distraught about something. as ship's counselor, it's my duty to-	As ship's counselor, it's your duty to know not only when you're needed but also when you're not.
well, i appreciate your concern, but i'd rather not discuss it right now, thank you.	I'm afraid I can't just leave it at that. The commanding officer of this ship is clearly distraught about something. As ship's counselor, it's my duty to-
actually, i'm here to see if there's anything i can do for you.	Well, I appreciate your concern, but I'd rather not discuss it right now, thank you.
counselor. what can i do for you?	Actually, I'm here to see if there's anything I can do for you.
captain, are you all right?	Yes. Fine. If you'll excuse me.
careful, captain. that's a fifty gigawatt forcefield. i wouldn't want to see you get hurt.	Thank you.
the nexus.	Time has no meaning there. The predator has no teeth.
what if i told you i found a new truth?	The Nexus.
we're all mortal, soran. it's one of the truths of ou existence.	What if I told you I found a new truth?
i've spent eighty years looking for another way, captain. this is the only one.  of course, you could always come with me. you fancy yourself an explorer. here's a chance to explore something no human has ever experienced.	Not if it means killing over two hundred million people.  I wonder, did your wife Leandra know that she married a man who was capable of mass murder?
the thought had crossed my mind.	The only possible reason you're here is because you're not entirely confident you can shoot down my probe after all. So you've come to dissuade me from my horrific plan.  Good luck.
you must think i'm quite the madman.	The thought had crossed my mind.
the timing is very important on my experiment- if it is not completed within the next twelve hours, years of research will be lost.	We're doing the best we can. Now if you'll excuse me...
doctor, we're still conducting an investigation into the attack. once we've completed our work, we'll be happy to allow you and your fellow scientists back aboard the observatory. until then-	The timing is very important on my experiment- if it is not completed within the next twelve hours, years of research will be lost.
yes. i need to return to the observatory immediately. i must continue a critical experiment i was running on the amargosa star.	Doctor, we're still conducting an investigation into the attack. Once we've completed our work, we'll be happy to allow you and your fellow scientists back aboard the observatory. Until then-
nothing for me.  i understand there's something urgent you need to discuss with me.	Yes. I need to return to the observatory immediately. I must continue a critical experiment I was running on the Amargosa star.
yes, yes, captain. thank you for coming.	Nothing for me.  I understand there's something urgent you need to discuss with me.
doctor soran?	Yes, yes, Captain. Thank you for coming.
aye, sir.	We're only going to get one shot at this. Target their primary reactor. With any luck, their warp core should implode.
worf, prepare a spread of photon torpedoes. we'll have to hit them the instant they begin to cloak.	Aye, sir.
as their cloak begins to engage, their shields will drop.	Right. And they'll be vulnerable for at least two seconds.  Data,lock onto that plasma coil.
plasma coils...is there any way we can use that to our advantage?	I do not see how. The plasma coil is part of their cloaking device.
it is a class d-12 bird of prey. they were retired from service because of defective plasma coils.	Plasma coils...is there any way we can use that to our advantage?
they have found a way to penetrate our shields.	Lock phasers and return fire!
i have spoken to the klingon high council, sir. they identified the bird of prey as belonging to the duras sisters.	Lursa and B'Etor? This doesn't make any sense. A renowned stellar physicist somehow uses a trilithium probe to destroy a star, kidnaps Geordi and escapes with a pair of Klingon renegades. Why? What the hell's going on?
sensor records show a solar probe was launched from the observatory a few moments ago.	The star's going to collapse in a matter of minutes.
have geordi and data go over with the next away team. tell them to scan the observatory for trilithium.	Aye, sir.
why were they looking for it on a federation observatory? it doesn't make any sense.	Have Geordi and Data go over with the next Away Team. Tell them to scan the observatory for trilithium.
an experimental compound the romulans have been working on. in theory, a trilithium-based explosive would be thousands of times more powerful than an anti-matter weapon. but they never found a way to stabilize it.	Why were they looking for it on a Federation observatory? It doesn't make any sense.
trilithium?	An experimental compound the Romulans have been working on. In theory, a trilithium-based explosive would be thousands of times more powerful than an anti-matter weapon. But they never found a way to stabilize it.
one of the dead romulans had a tricorder. we analyzed its sensor logs and found they were scanning for signature particles of a compound called trilithium.	Trilithium?
these blast patterns are consistent with type iii disruptors.	Well, that narrows it to Klingon, Breen or Romulan.
it looks like we're too late.	There are no other ships in the system.
the royal...studs?	You see the top yardarm, now look to the-
transwarp at your command, sir!	Execute!
tractor beam, aye!	If he tries to get away with Warp Drive, he's really in for a shock...
and we are gaining... stand by, tractor beam!	Tractor beam, aye!
enterprise maintaining full impulse power...	And we are gaining... Stand by, tractor beam!
all automates ready and functioning. automatic moorings retracted. all speeds available through transwarp drive.	Incredible machine. Helmsman, one-quarter impulse power.
status!	All automates ready and functioning. Automatic moorings retracted. All speeds available through transwarp drive.
what's going on? when do we get paid off...?	Soon, Captain... Quite soon.
put me on the hailing frequency.	Sure - whatever games you wanna play.
don't give me your klingon mumbo- jumbo -- there ain't another vessel in this whole damn quadrant.	Put me on the hailing frequency.
he has been here for some time. i can feel his presence.	Don't give me your Klingon mumbo- jumbo -- there ain't another vessel in this whole damn quadrant.
steady... steady, boys. keep scanning...  i thought you people were reliable... where the hell is he!	He has been here for some time. I can feel his presence.
sir, the shields... non- responsive.	Scotty...?
nothing on my scanner, sir.	Short range scan, Mr. Chekov... On screen, Mr. Sulu.
for an instant... a scout class vessel.	Could be Grissom.  Patch in the hailing frequency.  U.S.S. Grissom, this is Enterprise calling. Come in, please.
what did you see, chekov?	For an instant... A scout class vessel.
i'd swear something was there sir, but i might have imagined it.	What did you see, Chekov?
still no response, sir.	Bones... Can you give me a quadrant bi-scan?
admiral, there is no response from the grissom on any channel.	Keep trying, Chekov. At regular intervals.
what's grissom up to?... will they join us, or fire on us...?  chekov, break radio  silence. send my compliments to captain esteban.	Aye, sir.
nothing. as before.	What's Grissom up to?... Will they join us, or fire on us...?  Chekov, break radio  silence. Send my compliments to Captain Esteban.
response?	Nothing. As before.
sir, starfleet calling grissom again. a warning about us.	Response?
you did great, bones... just great.	Sir, Starfleet calling Grissom again. A warning about us.
excelsior closing to 4,000 meters, sir.	Mr. Scott, we need everything you've got now.
sir. commander, starfleet on emergency channel. he orders you to surrender this vessel.	No reply, Chekov... Continue on course...
calm yourself, bones.	Sir. Commander, Starfleet on emergency channel. He orders you to surrender this vessel.
unit two, this is one. the kobayashi maru has set sail for the promised land. acknowledge.	Message acknowledged. All units will be informed.
shall i alert dr. mccoy?	Yes. He has a long journey ahead.
will we get another ship?	I can't get an answer. Starfleet is up to its brass in galactic conference. No one has time for those who only stand... and wait.
mr. chekov, i ordered spock's quarters sealed!	Yes, sir, I sealed the room myself. Nevertheless -- I am reading a life form there.
an energy reading from 'c" deck -- from inside mr. spock's quarters...	Mr. Chekov, I ordered Spock's quarters sealed!
mr. chekov -- ?	An energy reading from 'C" deck -- from inside Mr. Spock's quarters...
surge from astern, sir. aft quarter!	On screen.
locate.	Surge from astern, sir. Aft quarter!
sir... something's jamming our transmission. an energy surge.	Locate.
do you wish to advise starfleet, sir?	Wait a minute...! We don't know what we're talking about here...
aye sir, coding now.	Dr. Marcus, it's your planet.
all right -- get your gear. i'll put you down next time around.	Thank you... <u>Sir</u>!
oh no you don't! regulations specifically state: "nothing shall be beamed aboard until danger of contamination has been eliminated." can you guarantee that?	Not from here, no.
why don't we beam it up?	Oh no you don't! Regulations specifically state: "nothing shall be beamed aboard until danger of contamination has been eliminated." Can you guarantee that?
i don't believe it...	What is it?
it has to be. gravitational fields were in flux... it must have soft landed...!	In code to STARFLEET... Captain's Spock's tube located intact on Genesis surface. Will relay more data on subsequent orbits.
could it be spock's?	It has to be. Gravitational fields were in flux... It must have soft landed...!
david, i don't understand...	I'm sorry, sir. Just don't surrender. Genesis doesn't work! I can't believe they'll kill us for it --
i went wrong.	David, I don't understand...
david!... what went wrong?	I went wrong.
it's okay -- i should have known you'd come... saavik's right: this planet is unstable. it's going to destroy itself in a matter of hours.	David!... What went wrong?
david... sorry i'm late.	It's okay -- I should have known you'd come... Saavik's right: this planet is unstable. It's going to destroy itself in a matter of hours.
hello, sir. it's david.	David... Sorry I'm late.
i'll go...	No!... I'll do it.  Give me your phaser.
whoever they are, they're getting closer.	I'll go...
i still don't...	Whoever they are, they're getting closer.
pon farr. vulcan males must endure it every seventh year of their adult life.	I still don't...
i don't understand.	Pon Farr. Vulcan males must endure it every seventh year of their adult life.
it will be hardest on spock. soon he will feel the burning of his vulcan blood.	I don't understand.
days... maybe hours... protomatter has made the situation unpredictable.  i'm sorry.	It will be hardest on Spock. Soon he will feel the burning of his Vulcan blood.
... how long?	Days... Maybe hours... Protomatter has made the situation unpredictable.  I'm sorry.
the genesis wave started a life clock ticking for him and the planet. but at the rate things are going now...	... How long?
and spock with it. they are joined together.	The Genesis wave started a life clock ticking for him and the planet. But at the rate things are going now...
this planet is aging in surges.	And Spock with it. They are joined together.
if i hadn't, it might have been years -- or never!	And how many have paid the price for your impatience? How many have died? How much damage have you done... And what is yet to come?
so, like your father, you changed the rules...	If I hadn't, it might have been years -- or never!
my mother knew nothing about it. that's why i asked her to leave genesis in my hands.	So, like your father, you changed the rules...
did your collaborator know?	My mother knew nothing about it. That's why I asked her to leave Genesis in my hands.
it was the only way to solve certain problems --	Did your collaborator know?
protomatter. an unstable substance which every ethical scientist in the galaxy has denounced as dangerously unpredictable.	It was the only way to solve certain problems --
i used protomatter in the genesis matrix.	Protomatter. An unstable substance which every ethical scientist in the galaxy has denounced as dangerously unpredictable.
why?	I used protomatter in the Genesis matrix.
not exactly.	Why?
it's time for total truth between us.  this planet is not what you intended, or hoped for, is it?	Not exactly.
i have already made one transmission too many...	It's time for total truth between us.  This planet is not what you intended, or hoped for, is it?
why don't you just call for <u>help</u>!	I have already made one transmission too many...
that may be difficult...	Why don't you just call for <u>help</u>!
how can you be logical at a time like this?! we have to get thee hell off this planet!	That may be difficult...
logic indicates that is the case.	How can you be logical at a time like this?! We have to get thee hell off this planet!
you mean, we're stranded down here?!	Logic indicates that is the case.
it would seem that grissom was destroyed by an enemy attack.	You mean, we're stranded down here?!
saavik... my god, what happened to them?	It would seem that Grissom was destroyed by an enemy attack.
later. let's go...	Grissom, your message acknowledged. Will advise... Out.
what is it?	Spock's burial robe.
well. there's your life form reading. these were microbes on the tube's surface. we shot them here from enterprise.  they were fruitful, and multiplied.	But... How could they have evolved so quickly...?
david --	Well. There's your life form reading. These were microbes on the tube's surface. We shot them here from Enterprise.  They were fruitful, and multiplied.
.          .. spock's tube...	David --
my readings indicate great instability.	We're not here to investigate geological aging, we're here to find life forms!
i'll handle that later.	My readings indicate great instability.
saavik to grissom. request computer study of soil samples for geological aging.	I'll handle that later.
captain, please -- we'll take the risk. we've <u>got</u> to find out what it is...	... Or <u>who</u>.
there <u>shouldn't</u> be any. only plant forms were built into the genesis matrix.	Cross referenced and verified. An unidentifiable life form reading.
check for trace radiation. infrared enhancement.	... Radiation residual... Level is minimal...
as before... metallic mass... verifying triminium photon tube... no new data.	Check for trace radiation. Infrared enhancement.
short range scan.	As before... Metallic mass... Verifying triminium photon tube... No new data.
new orbit commencing... coming up on sector three...	Short range scan.
approximately two meters long... cylindrical in form...	A photon tube...!
there's only one thing it could be... short range scan.	Approximately two meters long... Cylindrical in form...
negative, on surface... a manufactured object.	There's only one thing it could be... Short range scan.
underground deposit?	Negative, on surface... A manufactured object.
same sector. metallic mass.	Underground deposit?
it's a little early to celebrate.	Same sector. Metallic mass.
you must be very proud of what you and your mother have created.	It's a little early to celebrate.
all the varieties of land and weather known to earth within a few hours walk!	You must be very proud of what you and your mother have created.
... fascinating.	All the varieties of land and weather known to Earth within a few hours walk!
it's snow. snow in the same sector. fantastic!	... Fascinating.
sector three... sub-tropical vegetation... temperature --  temperature decreasing rapidly --	It's snow. Snow in the same sector. Fantastic!
sector two... indicating desert terrain. minimal vegetation, temperature thirty-nine point four.	Sector three... Sub-tropical vegetation... Temperature --  Temperature decreasing rapidly --
like your father... so human.  all units functional, recorders are on... scanning sector one. foliage in fully developed state of growth. temperature, twenty- two point two celsius.	Sector two... Indicating desert terrain. Minimal vegetation, temperature thirty-nine point four.
this is where the fun begins, saavik!	Like your father... so human.  All units functional, recorders are on... Scanning sector one. Foliage in fully developed state of growth. Temperature, twenty- two point two Celsius.
captain, what's happening?!	We are under attack! Stand by for evasive -- stand by for --
i'm sure starfleet would approve, sir.	I know, but -- let's do it by the book. Stand by on this channel.  Go.
well, all the same, i'm going to advise starfleet and get instructions.	I'm sure Starfleet would approve, sir.
none that i can detect, sir.	Well, all the same, I'm going to advise Starfleet and get instructions.
saavik... does dr. marcus think there could be -- any chance of -- ah -- radioactive contamination?	None that I can detect, sir.
request permission to beam aboard immediately.	Saavik... Does Dr. Marcus think there could be -- any chance of -- ah -- radioactive contamination?
ah, saavik, that's, ah, extroadinary. what would you, ah, like to do next?	Request permission to beam aboard immediately.
captain, this is saavik. come in, please...	Yes, Saavik, go ahead...
we concur, saavik. and saavik... be advised we are reading a severe and unnatural age curve on the planet. i'm getting nervous...	Do you have an explanation?
captain, this is saavik. we have strong life sign readings bearing zero-one-five relative, and we are proceeding to investigate.	We concur, Saavik. And Saavik... be advised we are reading a severe and unnatural age curve on the planet. I'm getting nervous...
very well. exercise caution, lieutenant. this landing is captain's discretion and i'm the one who's out on a limb.	I'll try to remember that, Captain.
affirmative, captain. our readings are well below danger level.	Very well. Exercise caution, Lieutenant. This landing is Captain's discretion and I'm the one who's out on a limb.
grissom to landing party. we have you approaching radioactive indications. do you concur?	Affirmative, Captain. Our readings are well below danger level.
captain... the logical alternative is obvious... beaming down to the surface is permitted...	"... If the Captain decides that the mission is vital and reasonably free of danger." I know the book, Saavik.
if equipment is functioning properly, indications are -- an animal life form.	You said there wouldn't be any.
just him, sir!	Bones, help Spock! Everyone else, find a station!
how many more?	Just him, sir!
what's wrong?	They've knocked out the damn automation center.  I've got no control over anything!
oh, god, sir, i dinna think so...	What's wrong?
i'm all right -- stand by to return fire! mr. scott, transfer power to the phaser banks --	Oh, God, sir, I dinna think so...
aye, those two hits should stop a horse, let alone a bird.	Precautionary, Mr. Chekov. Shields up...
good shooting, scotty.	Aye, those two hits should stop a horse, let alone a bird.
mr. scott: two photon torpedoes at the ready. sight on the center of the mass.	Aye, sir!
mr. scott, all power to the weapons systems --	Aye, sir!
aye, sir, she's got her second wind now.	Scan for vessels in pursuit!
sir...?	The <u>doors</u>, Mr. Scott!
steady... steady... all right, mr. scott.	Sir...?
i'd be grateful, admiral, if you'd give the word.	Gentlemen... may the wind be at our backs. Stations please!
mr. scott?	I'd be grateful, Admiral, if you'd give the word.
as promised, she's all yours, sir. all systems automated and ready. a chimpanzee and two trainees could run her.	Thank you, Mr. Scott. I'll try not to take that personally.  My friends... I can't ask you to go any further. Dr. McCoy and I have to do this. The rest of you do not.
i'm sorry, sir, but as far as i'm concerned, there's nothin' needed for space travel that this old girl doesn't already have.	Come, come, Scotty. Young minds. Fresh ideas.  Be tolerant.
mr. scott...	I'm sorry, sir, but as far as I'm concerned, there's nothin' needed for space travel that this old girl doesn't already have.
certainly, sir. how else can i keep my reputation as a miracle worker?	Your reputation is secure, Scotty.  Mr. Sulu, take the con. I'll be in my quarters.
mr. scott. have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?	Certainly, sir. How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?
eight weeks, sir.  but you don't have eight weeks so i'll do it for ya in two.	Mr. Scott. Have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of four?
your timing is excellent, mr. scott. you've fixed the barn door after the horse has come home. how much refit time till we can take her out again?	Eight weeks, sir.  But you don't have eight weeks so I'll do it for ya in two.
i'm almost done, sir. you'll be fully automated by the time we dock.	Your timing is excellent, Mr. Scott. You've fixed the barn door after the horse has come home. How much refit time till we can take her out again?
my god...	Much is at stake...
and if they don't.? what will happen to spock?	. He will remain always as he is.
or less. what you describe is called fal tor pan - the refusion. it is very dangerous. the elders may not choose to attempt it.	And if they don't.? What will Happen to Spock?
but we have spock alive! that's more than we bargained for!	Or less. What you describe is called Fal Tor Pan - the refusion. It is very dangerous. The elders may not choose to attempt it.
the katra ritual is meant to deposit spock's consciousness in the hall of ancient thought - not in his body.	But we have Spock alive! That's more than we bargained for!
what? what are you saying?	The Katra ritual is meant to deposit Spock's consciousness in the Hall of Ancient Thought - not in his body.
yes, admiral. but that may not be possible.	What? What are you saying?
the genesis planet is gone.	Goodbye, David.
is there <u>anything</u> we can do?!	Only one thing, Sir... Get him off this planet... His aging is part of what's going on around us...
what happened...?	He gave his life to save us. That is all I know.
this vulcan -- is he alive?	He is not himself -- but he lives. He is subject to rapid aging -- like this unstable planet.
yes, he is. and someone else. vulcan scientist of your acquaintance.	This Vulcan -- is he alive?
saavik... is... david with you?	Yes, he is. And someone else. Vulcan scientist of your acquaintance.
admiral, this is lieutenant saavik.	Saavik... Is... David with you?
the ship... out of danger...?	You saved the ship, Spock. You saved us all. Don't you remember?!
yes, yes, spock...	The ship... Out of danger...?
why would you do this...?	Because... the needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many.
you would have done the same for me.	Why would you do this...?
my father says you have been my friend... you came back for me.	You would have done the same for me.
yes. and i know you.	My father says you have been my friend... You came back for me.
i know you... do i not?	Yes. And I know you.
mr. sulu, you're on manual.	It's been a while, sir. Here we go... Retrothrusters!
the planet vulcan. in hailing distance, sir.	Saavik. Send to Ambassador Sarek. Tell him we're coming in.
we are clear and free to navigate.	Best speed to Vulcan. Mr. Chekov, take the prisoners below.
if i read this right, sir, we have full power.	Go, Sulu!
close... there --	Come on!
what about surface life signs...?	Close... There --
sir, planet core readings unstable... changing rapidly...	What about surface life signs...?
about a dozen officers and men.	With some on the planet...
mr. sulu, what is the crew complement of a bird of prey?	About a dozen officers and men.
klingon bird of prey, sir! she's arming torpedoes...!	Fire, Mr. Scott!
... a cloaking device?	Red alert, Mr. Scott.
yes. enough energy to hide a ship, wouldn't you say?	... A cloaking device?
i think it's an energy form, sir...	Yes. Enough energy to hide a ship, wouldn't you say?
that distortion is closing rapidly... opinion, sulu?	I think it's an energy form, sir...
see! that shimmering area.	Yes, sir. It's getting larger as we close in.
we are secured from warp speed... now entering genesis sector of mutara quadrant.	What about Grissom, Mr. Chekov?
estimating genesis 2.9 hours, present speed.	Can we hold speed, Mr. Scott?
excelsior, the great experiment, is adrift in space.	Mr. Scott: as good as your word.
warp speed, mr. sulu...	Aye, sir, Warp Speed...
... we have cleared spacedoors.	FULL IMPULSE POWER!
count on our help, sir.	I'll need it, Sulu.
the word is no.  i am therefore going anyway.	Count on our help, sir.
the word, sir?	The word is no.  I am therefore going anyway.
... admiral, what's going to happen to enterprise?	She's to be decommissioned.
on course, admiral. estimating spacedock in two point one hours.	Very well.  Mr. Chekov, I need pre-approach scan... Take the science station, please.
will you be able to handle that...?	Oh, I'll have "Mr. Adventure" eating out of my hand. And I'll see you at the rendezvous.  All my hopes.
good evening, commander. everything ready?	Yes, Admiral. Step into my parlor.
gentlemen. good evening.	Good evening, Commander. Everything ready?
how is doctor mccoy, sir?	That's the good news. He's home in bed, full of tranquilizers, and he promised me he'd <U>stay</U> there... They say it's exhaustion...  We'll see.
would you look at that?	My friends, the great experiment: Excelsior, ready for trial runs...
standby automatic approach system ... advise approach control.	Approach control... this is Enterprise. Ready for docking maneuver.
no, sir, no response.	Hmm.. Very odd.  Scotty. Progress report?
uhura, any response from starfleet on our project genesis inquiries?	No, sir, no response.
you're right.  thanks for the drink.	Any time.
of course... now take my suggestion, enjoy your leave -- and let all this tension blow away.	You're right.  Thanks for the drink.
yes... i hear you.  i just had to try.	Of course... Now take my suggestion, enjoy your leave -- and let all this tension blow away.
out of the question! the council has ordered that no one but the science team goes to genesis!	Then let me speak to the Council! Harry, <U>please</U>! I can <U>make</U> them understand!!
then i'll find a ship -- i'll hire a ship.	Out of the question! The Council has ordered that no one but the science team goes to Genesis!
no, jim! enterprise would never stand the pounding.	Then I'll find a ship -- I'll hire a ship.
as surely as if it were my own!  harry, give me back the enterprise! with scotty's help...	No, Jim! Enterprise would never stand the pounding.
yours...?!	As surely as if it were my own!  Harry, give me back the Enterprise! With Scotty's help...
harry, you don't have to believe! i'm not even sure i believe. but if there's even a chance that spock has an eternal soul -- then that is my responsibility.	Yours...?!
now wait a minute! this business about spock  and mccoy... honestly, i have never understood vulcan mysticism -- i'm sorry! but part of me doesn't want you to make a fool of yourself... understand?	Harry, you don't have to believe! I'm not even sure I believe. But if there's even a chance that Spock has an eternal soul -- then that is my responsibility.
don't quote rules, harry! we're talking about loyalty. and sacrifice. one man who died for us, another who has deep emotional damage --	Now wait a minute! This business about Spock  and McCoy... Honestly, I have never understood Vulcan mysticism -- I'm sorry! But part of me doesn't want you to make a fool of yourself... Understand?
jim... you are my best officer and if i had a best friend, you'd be that too. but i am commander, starfleet, so i don't break rules!	Don't quote rules, Harry! We're talking about loyalty. And sacrifice. One man who died for us, another who has deep emotional damage --
may i ask why...?	Jim, in your absence, Genesis has become a galactic controversy... Until the Federation Council makes policy, you are all under orders not to discuss with anyone your knowledge of Genesis... Consider it a quarantined planet. And a forbidden subject.
that's out of the question. no one is going to genesis!	May I ask why...?
why -- a natural desire to help finish the work we began!	That's out of the question. No one is going to Genesis!
genesis?! whatever for?	Why -- a natural desire to help finish the work we began!
but, we had requested -- we were hoping to take her back to genesis...	Genesis?! Whatever for?
jim, the enterprise is twenty years old. we think her day is over...	But, we had requested -- we were hoping to take her back to Genesis...
admiral, i don't understand. the enterprise --	Jim, the Enterprise is twenty years old. We think her day is over...
indisposed, sir.	Ah, too bad... Well... You have all done remarkable service under the most -- difficult of conditions. You'll be receiving Starfleet's highest commendations, and more importantly, extended shore leaves.
where's doctor mccoy?	Indisposed, sir.
welcome aboard, admiral.	Welcome home, Jim.
if we don't help each other, we'll all die here!	Perfect! That's the way it shall be!... <U>Give me Genesis</U>!
yes. exhilarating, isn't it!	If we don't help each other, we'll all die here!
you fool -- look around you! this planet is destroying itself!	Yes. Exhilarating, isn't it!
give me what i want -- and i'll consider it...	You fool -- look around you! This planet is destroying itself!
beam the vulcan up -- and we talk.	Give me what I want -- and I'll consider it...
genesis, i want it.	Beam the Vulcan up -- And we talk.
because you wish it.	Genesis, I want it.
but, why?	Because you wish it.
no.	But, why?
you should take the vulcan, too.	No.
maltz. prisoners are at beam coordinates. standby...	You should take the Vulcan, too.
no tricks, kirk. you have one minute.	No tricks. I'm looking forward to meeting you. Kirk out.
commander, klingon vessel. stand by to board this ship on my next signal.	No tricks, Kirk. You have one minute.
there are two more prisoners, admiral. do you want them killed too?  surrender your vessel!	All right, damn you! All right!  Give me a minute to inform my crew.
admiral, your young friend is mistaken. i meant what i said. and now, to show my intentions are sincere... i am going to kill one of the prisoners.	Wait! Give me a chance --
david?... david!	Admiral, your young friend is mistaken. I meant what I said. And now, to show my intentions are sincere... I am going to kill one of the prisoners.
who is this?! how dare you --	Who I am is not important. That I have them is.  I will let you speak to them.
do not lecture me about treaty violations. the federation, in creating an ultimate weapon, has become a gang of intergalactic criminals. it is not i who will surrender, it is you.  on the planet below, i have three prisoners from the team who developed your doomsday weapon. if you do not surrender immediately, i will execute them, one at a time, as enemies of galactic peace.	Who is this?! How dare you --
i say again: grissom, this is enterprise. admiral kirk calling captain esteban or lieutenant saavik. come in!	Report status!
but at what cost? your ship... your son.	If I hadn't tried, the cost would have been my soul.
what i have done, i had to do.	But at what cost? Your ship... Your son.
i am not sure. only time will answer.  kirk. i thank you. what you have done is --	What I have done, I had to do.
what about spock?	I am not sure. Only time will answer.  Kirk. I thank you. What you have done is --
what you ask is difficult.	You will find a way, Kirk. If you honor them both, you <U>must</U>.
you must bring them to mount selaya -- on vulcan. only there is the passage possible. only there can both find peace...	What you ask is difficult.
what must i do?	You must bring them to Mount Selaya -- on Vulcan. Only there is the passage possible. Only there can both find peace...
one alive, one not. yet both in pain.	What must I do?
bones!...	One alive, one not. Yet both in pain.
yes... but -- how...?	Sarek!... What if he melded with someone else?!
please wait!... surely he would have found a way! if there was so much at stake -- spock would have found a way!	Yes... But -- how...?
i see... and i understand.  then everything that he was... everything that he knew... is lost. and when i return home empty-handed, many shall mourn.	Please wait!... Surely he would have found a way! If there was so much at stake -- Spock would have found a way!
but he couldn't touch me...! we were separated!	I see... and I understand.  Then everything that he was... Everything that he knew... is lost. And when I return home empty-handed, many shall mourn.
forgive me. it is not here. i assumed he had mind-melded with you. it is the vulcan way when the body's end is near.	But he couldn't touch me...! We were separated!
... no...! ` kirk, bathed with sweat, suddenly shudders in pain. sarek opens his eyes, removes his hands. he touches kirk with gentleness as jim recovers, opens his eyes.	Forgive me. It is not here. I assumed he had mind-melded with you. It is the Vulcan way when the body's end is near.
i have been... and always shall be... your friend. live long... and prosper!	... No...! ` Kirk, bathed with sweat, suddenly shudders in pain. Sarek opens his eyes, removes his hands. He touches Kirk with gentleness as Jim recovers, opens his eyes.
... spock...	I have been... and always shall be... your friend. Live long... and prosper!
... or the one.	... Spock...
... the needs of the few...	... Or the one.
... the needs of the many outweigh...	... The needs of the few...
... yes...	... The needs of the many outweigh...
he asked you not to grieve...	... Yes...
yes...	He asked you not to grieve...
... he spoke of your friendship.	Yes...
of course...!	... He spoke of your friendship.
kirk, i must have your thoughts. may i join your mind?	Of course...!
then, how --	Kirk, I must have your thoughts. May I join your mind?
he would not have spoken of it openly.	Then, how --
sir. your son meant more to me than you can know. i'd have given my life if it would have saved his. you must believe me when i tell you that he made no request of me!	He would not have spoken of it openly.
because he asked you to! he entrusted you with his very essence -- with everything was not of the body. he asked you to bring him to us -- and to bring that which he gave you: his katra. his living spirit.	Sir. Your son meant more to me than you can know. I'd have given my life if it would have saved his. You must believe me when I tell you that he made no request of me!
but -- why?	Because he asked you to! He entrusted you with his very essence -- with everything was not of the body. He asked you to bring him to us -- and to bring that which he gave you: his Katra. His living spirit.
then you must know that you should have come with him to vulcan.	But -- why?
yes, i was...	Then you must know that you should have come with him to Vulcan.
you missed the point, then and now... only his body was "in death," kirk! and you were the last one to be with him.	Yes, I was...
i -- saw no future --	You missed the point, then and now... Only his body was "in death," Kirk! And you were the last one to be with him.
"met his death"?  how could you, his friend, have assumed that? why did you leave him on genesis! spock trusted you -- and you denied him his future!	I -- saw no future --
then you know how bravely your son met his death.	"Met his death"?  How could you, his friend, have assumed that? Why did you leave him on Genesis! Spock trusted you -- and you denied him his future!
spare me your human platitudes, kirk. i have been to your government. i have seen the genesis information, and your own report.	Then you know how bravely your son met his death.
sarek... i would have come to vulcan... to express my deepest sympathies...	Spare me your human platitudes, Kirk. I have been to your Government. I have seen the Genesis information, and your own report.
ambassador, i -- i had no idea you were here...  i think you know my crew...	I will speak with you alone, Kirk.
they outnumber us, my lord --	<U>We are Klingons</U>! Once you control the ship, I will transfer my flag there. And we will take Genesis from their own memory banks!
i give two minutes. for you, and your gallant crew.  take every last man: form a boarding party, armed heavily!	They outnumber us, my Lord --
how can you tell that?	I trust my instincts.  Admiral Kirk. This is your opponent speaking.
perhaps they wish to take you prisoner.	They know we would die first.
why haven't they finished us?... they outgun me ten to one; they have four hundred in crew to my handful, yet they sit there.	Perhaps they wish to take you prisoner.
we are cloaked. enemy closing on impulse power. range, 5,000 kellicams.	Good.  This is the turn of luck I have been waiting for.
i ordered no interruptions.	But sir! Federation Starship approaching.
say the wrong thing, torg, and i will kill you too!	I only meant, my lord, that if it's prisoners you want --  There are life signs on the planet. Perhaps the very scientists you seek.
sir, may i suggest --	Say the wrong thing, Torg, and I will kill you too!
success, my lord.	Station!
we are going to this "planet." even as our emissaries negotiate for "peace" with the federation, we will <u>act</u> for the preservation of our race! we will seize the secret of this weapon. the secret of ultimate power!	Success, my lord.
understood, my lord.	We are going to this "planet." Even as our emissaries negotiate for "peace" with the Federation, we will <U>act</U> for the preservation of our race! We will seize the secret of this weapon. The secret of ultimate power!
share this with no one.	Understood, my lord.
so!  speak!	Great power... to control... dominate... destroy. If it works.
but surely, our mission has not failed -- ?	Our mission is over. I have failed... A human has been bolder and more ruthless than I...  That -- is the real dishonor.
they are useless! it was kirk i needed. and i let him slip away.	But surely, our mission has not failed -- ?
we still have the prisoners, sir. perhaps their information --	They are useless! It was Kirk I needed. And I let him slip away.
killing his son was <u>stupid</u>! it made kirk willing to die.	We still have the prisoners, sir. Perhaps their information --
sir, may i --	Killing his son was <U>stupid</U>! It made Kirk willing to die.
i underestimated him... he did the one thing i didn't anticipate ... he destroyed himself...	Sir, may I --
my lord... what are your orders?	I underestimated him... He did the one thing I didn't anticipate ... He destroyed himself...
my lord, enemy commander wishes a truce to confer.	Put him on screen!  Study him well.
1,000 kellicams, closing!	Wait!... Wait...
range: 3000 kellicams.	Steady. Continue on impulse power.
i'll be in my quarters. execute course to the federation boundary.	Yes, my lord!
the <u>closet</u>?! have you lost all sense of reality?	This isn't reality. This is fantasy.
i am going to do nothing about it. <u>you</u> are going to sit in the closet.	The <u>closet</u>?! Have you lost all sense of reality?
well -- what are we going to do about it?!	I am going to do nothing about it. <u>You</u> are going to sit in the closet.
all true.	Well -- what are we going to do about it?!
but it's damn irregular. no destination orders, no encoded i.d...	All true.
good for you, lieutenant.	But it's damn irregular. No destination orders, no encoded i.d...
commander, these are some of the most famous people in starfleet! admiral kirk, my god!	Good for you, Lieutenant.
well, maybe that's okay for someone like you whose career is winding down. but me: i need some challenge in my life. some adventure... even just a surprise or two.	You know what they say, Lieutenant. Careful what you wish for: you may get it.
peace and quiet appeals to me, lieutenant.	Well, maybe that's okay for someone like you whose career is winding down. But me: I need some challenge in my life. Some adventure... Even just a surprise or two.
a twenty year space veteran, yet you ask for the worst duty station in town. i mean, look at this place: the hind end of space.	Peace and quiet appeals to me, Lieutenant.
how is that...?	A twenty year space veteran, yet you ask for the worst duty station in town. I mean, look at this place: the hind end of space.
you amaze me, commander.	How is that...?
you're not going in there -- !	I'm afraid I can't stop to discuss this logically --
but, as you are so fond of observing, doctor, i'm not human.	You're not going in there -- !
are you out of your vulcan mind? no human can tolerate the radiation loose in there!	But, as you are so fond of observing, Doctor, I'm not human.
i don't dispute that in the wrong hands --	Would you like to tell me whose are the <u>right</u> hands, my cold-blooded friend? Are you in favor of these experiments?
not anymore! now you can do both at the same time! according to myth, the earth was created in six days. watch out: here comes genesis; we'll do it for you in six minutes --	I don't dispute that in the wrong hands --
i was not attempting to evaluate its moral implications, doctor. as a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create --	Not anymore! Now you can do both at the same time! According to myth, the earth was created in six days. Watch out: here comes Genesis; we'll do it for you in six minutes --
it's new -- have you any idea what you're saying?	I was not attempting to evaluate its moral implications, Doctor. As a matter of cosmic history, it has always been easier to destroy than to create --
it would destroy such life in favor of its new matrix --	It's new -- have you any idea what you're saying?
but dear lord, are we intelligent enough to -- suppose, this thing were used where life already exists?	It would destroy such life in favor of its new matrix --
you okay, jim? how do you feel?	Young. I feel young, Doctor.
hours instead of days, saavik; now we have minutes instead of hours --	I'm taking this bunch to sick bay.
until now.	We each face death every day we're alive, Saavik.
lieutenant, you are looking at the only starfleet cadet who ever beat the no-win scenario --	And almost got tossed out of the Academy...
now that's what i call a meal.	It's like the Garden of Eden...
how can you think of food at a time like this?	Our first order of business is survival.
do you have anything to eat? i don't know about anyone else, but i'm starved.	How can you think of food at a time like this?
but what if they went -- nowhere?	Then this will be your big chance to get away from it all.
where <u>they</u> went. saavik.	But what if they went -- nowhere?
go? <u>where</u> are we going?	Where <u>they</u> went. Saavik.
they even killed the galley chief.	This one looks like a Steward. They're not warm, but rigor hasn't set in. This didn't happen all that long ago, Jim.
he's been there and hasn't found what he wants. can you spare someone? there may be people hurt.	I can spare me...
khan could be down there!	He's BEEN there and hasn't found what he wants. Can you spare someone? There may be people hurt.
there may still be time... you gave as good as you got.	I got beat. We're only alive because I knew something about these ships that he didn't.
at the moment that question takes a back seat to preventing him from laying his hands on it. you said it yourself; we're talking about a bang that would re-arrange the universe...	There may still be time... you gave as good as you got.
doctors lose patients sometimes. damn. i'm <u>still</u> in the dark: how'd he know about genesis?	At the moment that question takes a back seat to preventing him from laying his hands on it. You said it yourself; we're talking about a bang that would re-arrange the universe...
i've got the sick bay ready. will someone please tell me what is going on?	Computer. Request security procedure and access to Project Genesis Summary.
it never rains but when it pours --	As a physician you of all people should appreciate the danger of re-opening old wounds.
what about the rest of the inspection, admiral?	The inspection will continue once we're underway, Doctor.
shore leave, admiral.	Ah.
don't mince words, bones; tell me what you really think.	I'm your doctor and I'm your friend, Jim. Get back your command. Get it back before you really do grow old. Before you turn into part of this collection.
from yourself, admiral.	Don't mince words, Bones; tell me what you really think.
and who am i hiding from?	From yourself, Admiral.
bull. you're hiding -- hiding behind the rules and regulations --	And who am I hiding from?
spare me your notions of poetry, please. we all have our assigned duties and...	Bull. You're hiding -- hiding behind the rules and regulations --
what do you want? damn it, why isn't there a girl here? you know this has nothing to do with age. this is about you flying a goddamn computer console when you wanna be out hopping galaxies.	Spare me your notions of poetry, please. We all have our assigned duties and...
bones, i don't want to be lectured.	What DO you want? Damn it, why isn't there a girl here? You know this has nothing to do with age. This is about you flying a goddamn computer console when you wanna be out hopping Galaxies.
damn it, jim, what the hell's the matter? other people have birthdays. why're we treating yours like a funeral?	Bones, I don't want to be lectured.
thank you.	Damn it, Jim, what the hell's the matter? Other people have birthdays. Why're we treating yours like a funeral?
say thank you.	Thank you.
amazing! i don't know what to say --	Say thank you.
slide them down your nose. now look at me over the top. and you read printed matter through the bottom.	Amazing! I don't know what to say --
exactly. happy birthday.	Slide them down your nose. Now look at me over the top. And you read printed matter through the bottom.
but i'm allergic to retlax.	Exactly. Happy birthday.
for your eyes. for most patients of your age, i generally administer retlax five to restore flexibility of the lens.	But I'm allergic to Retlax.
uh -- what are they?	For your eyes. For most patients of your age, I generally administer Retlax Five to restore flexibility of the lens.
four hundred years old. you don't find many with the lens still intact.	Uh -- what are they?
cheers. bones, these are... charming.	Four hundred years old. You don't find many with the lens still intact.
more antiques for your collection -- cheers!	Cheers. Bones, these are... charming.
i'm almost afraid to. what did you bring me, contraband klingon --	More antiques for your collection -- Cheers!
twenty-two, eighty-three...	Takes the stuff a while to ferment. Gimme.
i only use it for medicinal purposes. don't be a pring...	Twenty-two, eighty-three...
romulan ale! bones, you know this stuff is illegal --	I only use it for medicinal purposes. Don't be a pring...
'beware romulans bearing gifts.' happy birthday...	Romulan Ale! Bones, you know this stuff is illegal --
bless me, doctor; and what beams you into this neck of the woods?	'Beware Romulans bearing gifts.' Happy Birthday...
wouldn't it be easier to put an experienced crew back on the ship?	They'll learn. Galloping about the cosmos is a game for the young, doctor.
that's all you have to say?	I'm not a drama critic.
physician, heal thyself.	That's all you have to say?
this is completely improper, commander chekov. i have no intention of allowing reliant or any other unauthorized personnel access to our work or materials.	I'm sorry you feel that way, Doctor. Admiral Kirk's orders are confirmed. Please prepare to deliver Genesis to us upon our arrival. Reliant out.
but genesis is a civilian project, under my control --	I have my orders.
the order comes from starfleet command, dr. marcus, direct from the general staff.	But Genesis is a civilian project, under my control --
<u>will you please be quiet</u>!  commander chekov, this is completely irregular. who gave the order you are quoting? who gave the order?	The order comes from Starfleet command, Dr. Marcus, direct from the General Staff.
we have received new orders. upon our arrival at regula i, all materials of project genesis will be transferred to this ship for immediate testing at ceti alpha vi.	<u>Will you please be quiet</u>!  Commander Chekov, this is completely irregular. Who gave the order you are quoting? Who gave the order?
i still don't under --	We have received new orders. Upon our arrival at Regula I, all materials of Project Genesis will be transferred to this ship for immediate testing at Ceti Alpha VI.
all went well. nothing has happened. ceti alpha vi has checked out.	I still don't under --
en route? why? we weren't expecting you for another three months. has something happened?  <u>has something happened</u>? do you read us?	All went well. Nothing has happened. Ceti Alpha VI has checked out.
dr. marcus... good. we're en route to you and should be there in three days.	En route? Why? We weren't expecting you for another three months. Has something happened?  <u>Has something happened</u>? Do you read us?
commander, we are receiving. this is regula i. go ahead.	Dr. Marcus... good. We're en route to you and should be there in three days.
... come in, please. this is reliant calling regula i. repeat. this is uss reliant --	Commander, we are receiving. This is Regula I. Go ahead.
is that a poem?	Something Spock was trying to tell me. On my birthday.
it is a far far better thing i do than i have ever done before... a far better resting place i go to than i have ever known...	Is that a poem?
you did this -- in a day?!	The matrix formed in a day. The life forms grew later -- at a wildly accelerated rate. Can I cook or can't I?
why? why didn't you tell me?	How can you ask me that? Were we together? Where we going to be? You had your world and I had mine. I wanted him in mine, not chasing through the universe with his father.
david was right, wasn't he? it's just to keep them busy.	Why? Why didn't you tell me?
wait --	Stage One of our experiments was conducted in the labora- tory. Stage Two of the series will be attempted in a lifeless underground; Stage Three will involve the process on a plane- tary scale. What follows is a computer projected simulation of Stage Three. Please watch closely.
carol!	Jim please --
... please help us, jim... won't let them have... without proper... repeat... on whose authority...	Carol!
what order? who's taking genesis?	... Please help us, Jim... won't let them have... without proper... repeat... on whose authority...
... see you but can't hear. did you... order...?	What order? Who's taking Genesis?
taking genesis? who? who is taking genesis?	... see you but can't hear. Did you... order...?
... taking genesis away from us...	Taking Genesis? Who? Who is taking Genesis?
repeat... what's wrong? what's wrong?	... taking Genesis away from us...
... can't read you... repeat...	Repeat... what's wrong? What's wrong?
message breaking up, carol. what's wrong? what's wrong?	... Can't read you... repeat...
jim... read me? can you read me?	Message breaking up, Carol. What's wrong? What's wrong?
david. please.	This is just to give us something to do, isn't it?  Come on.
this? it took the starfleet corps of engineers ten months in space suits to tunnel out all this. what we did in there -- we did in a day. david, why don't you show dr. mccoy and the lieutenant our idea of food.	But we can't just sit here -- !
so are we, it looks like.	I don't understand. Who's responsible for all this? Who is Khan?
go back. i'm going to kill him.	You do that and you'll have murdered your father.
jim --	Go back. I'm going to kill him.
mother, go back!	Jim --
david --	Mother, go back!
i've tried to warn you. scientists are always pawns of the military --	Starfleet has kept the peace for a hundred years, I cannot and will not subscribe to your interpretation of this event.
will you please be quiet! we must have order here.  this has to be some sort of mistake.	Mistake? We're all alone here. They waited until everyone was on shift-leave to do this. Reliant is supposed to be at our disposal, not vice-versa.
i don't think there's another piece of information we could squeeze into the memory banks. next time, we'll design a bigger one.	Who --
does that about do it?	I don't think there's another piece of information we could squeeze into the memory banks. Next time, we'll design a bigger one.
maybe...	Every time we have dealings with Starfleet, I get nervous.  We're dealing with something that COULD be perverted into a dreadful weapon. Remember that overgrown boy scout you used to hang out with? That's exactly the --
par for the course... you teaming up with me for bridge after dinner?	Maybe...
thanks a lot. no respect from my offspring --	Par for the course... you teaming up with me for bridge after dinner?
well, don't have kittens. genesis is going to work. they'll remember  you in a wreath with newton, einstein, surak...	Thanks a lot. No respect from my offspring --
i know, i know...	Well, don't have kittens. Genesis is going to work. They'll remember  you in a wreath with Newton, Einstein, Surak...
come on, mother, that's just the military mentality. never put off tomorrow what you can put off today. if there's one atom of life...	I know, I know...
and bored. i know. but maybe it is something they can...	Come on, Mother, that's just the military mentality. Never put off tomorrow what you can put off today. If there's one atom of life...
how can you let them pull that stuff on you? they're just lazy.	And bored. I know. But maybe it IS something they can...
he left us.  we were no longer of use. saavik where is  the reliant crew? dead?	Marooned on Ceti Alpha V. He's completely mad, Admiral. He blames you for the death of his wife...
a criminal, captain -- a product of the late 20th century genetic engineering --	What do you want with us? I demand --
but the child --	Never mind! Hurry!
<u>botany bay</u> -- oh no!	What's the matter -- ?
ssssh!	<u>Botany Bay</u> -- oh no!
i told you! i told you i saw a --	Ssssh!
i saw it -- !	There's an air-lock.
you're crazy -- !	I saw it -- !
captain, this is the garden spot of ceti alpha vi --	I can hardly see --
are you sure these are the coordinates?	Captain, this is the garden spot of Ceti Alpha VI --
all right, let's get on the comm-pic to doctor marcus. maybe it's something we can transplant.	You know what she'll say...
i suppose it <u>could</u> be a particle of preanimate matter caught in the matrix...	All right, let's get on the Comm-pic to Doctor Marcus. Maybe it's something we can transplant.
damn! are you sure? maybe the scanner's out of adjustment --	I suppose it <u>could</u> be a particle of preanimate matter caught in the matrix...
we've picked up a minor energy flux reading on one dyno scanner.	Damn! Are you sure? Maybe the scanner's out of adjustment --
don't tell me you've got something.	We've picked up a minor energy flux reading on one dyno scanner.
well done, commander.	You realize, sir, that they will attempt to contact Admiral Kirk and confirm the order.
to doctor marcus, the civilian director of the experiments on space laboratory regula i.	I see. Helmsman?
then to whom do you report directly regarding genesis?	To Doctor Marcus, the civilian director of the experiments on Space Laboratory Regula I.
i would think so, sir. he's on the fleet general staff.	Then to whom do you report directly regarding Genesis?
umm. and would admiral kirk have access to such information?	I would think so, sir. He's on the Fleet General Staff.
beyond what i told you, sir, it is classified information.	Umm. And would Admiral Kirk have access to such information?
khan, listen to me! captain kirk was only doing his duty! you --	There is some pain at first, I am told, and then the effects are quite benign -- until the end. That was what I learned from watching my wife.
captain kirk was your host! you repaid his hospitality by trying to steal his ship and murder him.	And I'll wager he never told you about his shipmate, the beautiful and courageous Lieutenant McGiver, who gave up everything to join me in exile. OUT OF LOVE. And see how <u>Admiral Kirk</u> requited her devotion -- She's dead as earth!
<u>this is ceti alpha v</u>! ceti alpha vi exploded six months after we were left here. the shock shifted the orbit of <u>this</u> planet and everything was laid waste. <u>admiral</u> kirk never bothered to check on our progress. it was only the fact of my genetically engineered intellect that enabled us to survive! on earth, two hundred years ago, i was a prince, with power over millions -- now, like prometheus i have been left by admiral kirk to digest my own entrails.	Captain Kirk was your host! You repaid his hospitality by trying to steal his ship and murder him.
you lie! on ceti alpha v there was life, a fair chance to --	<u>This is Ceti Alpha V</u>! Ceti Alpha VI exploded six months after we were left here. The shock shifted the orbit of <u>this</u> planet and everything was laid waste. <u>Admiral</u> Kirk never bothered to check on our progress. It was only the fact of my genetically engineered intellect that enabled us to survive! On earth, two hundred years ago, I was a prince, with power over millions -- now, like Prometheus I have been left by Admiral Kirk to digest my own entrails.
is that what you came here to say?	Mainly.  And also that I'm proud -- very proud -- to be your son.
i was wrong about you. and <u>i'm</u> sorry.	Is that what you came here to say?
i am truly sorry.	I was wrong about you. And <u>I'm</u> sorry.
so am i. my friends were killed, too.	I am truly sorry.
i'm trying, david.	So am I. My friends were killed, too.
but good words. that's where ideas begin. maybe you should listen to them.	I'm trying, David.
it was just words.	But good words. That's where ideas begin. Maybe you should listen to them.
you knew enough to tell saavik that how we face death is at least as important as how we face life --	It was just words.
not like this -- no. i haven't faced death, i cheated death. i tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. i know nothing.	You knew enough to tell Saavik that how we face death is at least as important as how we face life --
that makes two of us.  lieutenant saavik was right: you never have faced death --	Not like this -- no. I haven't faced death, I cheated death. I tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing.
i didn't expect anything.	That makes two of us.  Lieutenant Saavik was right: you never have faced death --
no. i -- i guess i'm not what you expected.	I didn't expect anything.
i suppose i was.  i poured a drink. would you like it?	No. I -- I guess I'm not what you expected.
are you running away from me?	I suppose I was.  I poured a drink. Would you like it?
uh, no...  i should be on the bridge.	Are you running away from me?
i don't mean to intrude.	Uh, no...  I should be on the bridge.
we'll beam aboard and stop it --	You can't!
we encoded four minutes --	We'll beam aboard and stop it --
how soon --	We encoded four minutes --
he's on a build up to detonation!	How soon --
what?	He's on a build up to detonation!
it's the genesis wave!	What?
it's a long story.	We appear to have plenty of time.
why didn't you tell me?	She's making it up! My father was Professor --
where's dr. marcus --	I'm Doctor Marcus!
<u>we were still there</u>, you dumb bastard! we could hear the screams all the way to the transporter room --	Where's Dr. Marcus --
i'm admiral kirk...	<u>We were still there</u>, you dumb bastard! We could hear the screams all the way to the transporter room --
what are <u>you</u> looking at?	I don't know.
oh, i believe it.	What are <u>you</u> looking at?
don't you believe it.	Oh, I believe it.
the admiral's son.	Don't you believe it.
what are you looking at?	The Admiral's son.
let go -- he can't -- !	Only half of you would get there.
yours... is... the superior...	I shall avenge you --
inoperative.	Raise the shields...
tactical!	Inoperative.
no sir! we have genesis -- whatever you want --	<u>Full power damn you</u>!
we'll lose them if they go in there.	Rake her.
departing dark side, regula.	Visual --
well?	Warp drive still inoperative. All other systems should be restored shortly.
no!	Sir, we must!  We must repair the damage. Enterprise will wait; she's not going anywhere.
we can't fire, sir; they've damaged the photon controls and the warp drive. we must withdraw!	No!
at them! at them! fire! fire! why can't you?	We can't fire, sir; they've damaged the photon controls and the warp drive. We must withdraw!
they won't --	<u>Where's the over-ride</u>??
raise them --	They won't --
sir -- our shields are dropping!	Raise them --
careful: not all at once. <u>the</u> <u>engine room</u>. lock on target and prepare to fire.	Locking phasers on target.
they're still running with shields down.	Of course. We're one big happy fleet. Ah, Kirk, my old friend, do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold?  It is very cold in space.
let them eat static.	They're still running with shields down.
they're requesting visual communications, sir.	Let them eat static.
steady on course. all systems normal.	It's not much different from Enterprise.  When I was a guest aboard her some years ago, Captain Kirk kindly allowed me to memorize her technical manuals. And now, Mr. Chekov, let us review: You say you have no details of Project 'Genesis' ?
goodbye, admiral. oh, and don't count on enterprise. she can't move. my next act will be to blow her out of the heavens.	KHAN!
still, 'old friend.' you've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.	Perhaps I no longer need to try.
kirk! kirk, you are still alive -- my old friend...	Still, 'old friend.' You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.
time's up, admiral...	Here it comes. Now, Spock.
i've given you no word to keep, admiral. in my judgment, you simply have no alternative.	I take your point. Stand by to receive our transmission.
khan, how do i know you'll keep your word?	I've given you no word to keep, Admiral. In my judgment, you simply have no alternative.
thirty seconds...	... to prevent an enemy from doing just what we're attempting; using <u>our</u> console to tap in a message, an order to lower Reliant's damn shields...
give me some time to recall the data on our computers --	I give you sixty seconds, Admiral.
don't play with me, kirk, my hand is on the phaser control --	Give me some time to recall the data on our computers --
genesis, what's that?	Don't play with me, Kirk, my hand is on the phaser control --
khan, listen to me -- if its me you want, i'll have myself beamed aboard. all i ask is that you spare my crew.	That is a most intriguing offer. Typical, I must say of your sterling character. Let me think.
-- but i wanted you to know first who it was who had beaten you: i, khan noonian singh, the eagle you attempted to cage forever.	Khan, listen to me -- if its me you want, I'll have myself beamed aboard. All I ask is that you spare my crew.
surely i have made my meaning plain. i mean to avenge myself upon you, admiral. i've deprived your ship of power and when i swing round i mean to deprive you of your life --	-- But I wanted you to know first who it was who had beaten you: I, Khan Noonian Singh, the eagle you attempted to cage forever.
what is the meaning of this attack? where is the crew of the reliant?	Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I've deprived your ship of power and when I swing round I mean to deprive you of your life --
you still remember, admiral. i cannot help but be touched. of course, i remember you.	What is the meaning of this attack? Where is the crew of the Reliant?
all is well, sir. you have the coordinates to beam up genesis...	First things first, Captain. Kill Admiral Kirk.
captain... we're waiting. what's the delay?	All is well, sir. You have the coordinates to beam up Genesis...
i've never even met admiral kirk --	Admiral? He didn't tell you how <u>Admiral</u> Kirk sent seventy of us into exile on this barren sand heap with only the contents of these cargo bays to sustain us?
save your strength, captain, these people have sworn to live and die at my command two hundred years before you were born. do you mean he...  ... never told you the tale? to amuse you, captain? never told you how the <u>enterprise</u> picked up the <u>botany bay</u>, lost in space from the year 1996, myself and the ship's company in cryogenic freeze?	I've never even met Admiral Kirk --
listen to me -- you men and women --	Save your strength, Captain, these people have sworn to live and die at my command two hundred years before you were born. Do you mean he...  ... never told you the tale? To amuse you, Captain? Never told you how the <u>Enterprise</u> picked up the <u>Botany Bay</u>, lost in space from the year 1996, myself and the ship's company in cryogenic freeze?
you are in a position to demand nothing, sir. i, on the other hand, am in a position to grant nothing. what you see is all that remains of the ship's company and the crew of the <u>botany bay</u>, marooned here fifteen years ago by captain james t. kirk.	Listen to me -- you men and women --
i don't know you. but you. i never forget a face. mister chekov, isn't it?  i never thought to see your face again.	Chekov, who is this man?
i'll need ten minutes, sir, 'til the radiation dissipates.	Uhura, send to Commander, Reliant: prepare to be boarded.
just barely, sir.	I'm going down to the station.
we don't have minutes. can you give me phaser power?	A few shots, sir.
just the batteries, sir. i can have auxiliary power in a few minutes --	We don't have minutes. Can you give me phaser power?
scotty -- what's left?	Just the batteries, sir. I can have auxiliary power in a few minutes --
we'll be going to warp speed --	Aye, sir --
aye, sir.	We'll be going to warp speed --
an emergency situation has arisen. by order of starfleet command, as of now, 1800 hours, i am assuming command of this vessel. duty officer so note in the ship's log. plot a new course: for space laboratory regula i.  mr. scott?	Aye, sir.
enterprise to reliant: you are ordered to surrender your vessel. respond!  nothing, sir.	We'll beam aboard. Alert transporter room --
saavik, for god's sake, tell her we're all right.	I say again. This is Enterprise. Please acknowledge signal. Please --
... no response, sir.	Sensors, Captain?
admiral --	Do it, while we have time.
on screen.	Admiral --
mr. scott on discrete.	Scotty, let's have it.
i'm getting a voice message... wait ... short range band. they say their chambers coil is shorting their comm system.	Spock?
enterprise to reliant. come in, reliant.	Picture, Mr. Saavik.
try the emergency channels...	Enterprise to Reliant. Come in, Reliant.
she's not responding...	Try the emergency channels...
uhura. can't you augment?	I'm trying, sir. Stand by...
no, sir! you'll flood the whole compartment...!	He'll die -- !
admiral, i've got to take the mains off the line. the energizer's shaken loose and i can't get in there to fix her -- radiation --	All right, we'll do the job with auxiliary power.
the energizer's bypassed like a christmas tree -- so don't give me too many bumps.	No promises, Mr. Scott. On your way.
<u>why</u>?	He wants to kill me for passing sentence on him 14 years ago -- and he doesn't care who stands between him and his vengeance.
mr. scott, the word is given.	Aye, sir.
give the word, admiral.	Mr. Scott, the word is given.
every young boy's fancy. i seem to remember it myself.  very well. mr. scott, are your engines capable of handling a minor training cruise?	Give the word, Admiral.
my sister's youngest, admiral. crazy to get to space.	Every young boy's fancy. I seem to remember it myself.  Very well. Mr. Scott, are your engines capable of handling a minor training cruise?
midshipman, you're a tiger.	My sister's youngest, Admiral. Crazy to get to space.
i had me a wee bout -- but dr. mccoy pulled me through.	Oh? A wee bout of what, Mr. Scott?
mr. scott, you old space dog. you're well?	I had me a wee bout -- but Dr. McCoy pulled me through.
spock, this is kirk. it's two hours. are you about ready?	Right on schedule, Admiral. Just give us your coordinates and we'll beam you aboard.
meaning you can't even beam us back?	Not at present.
admiral, if we go by the book, like lieutenant saavik, hours could seem like days.	I read you, Captain. Let's have it.
kirk to enterprise. damage report, spock?	Admiral, if we go by the book, like Lieutenant Saavik, hours could seem like days.
engine room reports auxiliary power restored. we can proceed at impulse power.	Best speed to Regula I. Kirk out. Scotty, I've got to ask: Any chance of getting the mains back on the line?
yes, spock.	Engine room reports auxiliary power restored. We can proceed at impulse power.
admiral, this is spock.	Yes, Spock.
if he hadn't, we'd be space by now.	Admiral, this is Spock.
the word is given: warp speed.	Aye...
is the word given?	The word is given: warp speed.
oh do you? have you any idea, midshipman preston, how many times i've had to listen to mr. scott on the comm, telling me his troubles? have you any idea the ribbing i've had to endure in the officers' mess to the effect that the enterprise is a flying death trap?	Oh, no, sir! This is the finest engine room in the whole Star --
i believe you'll find everything shipshape, admiral.	Oh do you? Have you any idea, Midshipman Preston, how many times I've had to listen to Mr. Scott on the Comm, telling me his troubles? Have you any idea the ribbing I've had to endure in the officers' mess to the effect that the Enterprise is a flying death trap?
yes, sir.	I see. Well, shall we start with the engine room?
your first training voyage, mr. preston?	Yes, SIR.
midshipman first class peter preston, engineers mate, sir.	Your first training voyage, Mr. Preston?
and who is this?	Midshipman First Class Peter Preston, engineers mate, SIR.
spock...!	I have been -- and always will be -- your friend... Live. Long. And. Prosper.
i never took the <u>kobayashi maru</u> test -- until now. what do you think of my solution?	Spock...!
or the one.	I never took the <u>Kobayashi Maru</u> test -- until now. What do you think of my solution?
... the good of the few...	Or the one.
the ship -- out of danger?	Yes --
spock!	The ship -- out of danger?
he won't break off now. if he followed me this far he'll be back. but from where...?	He's intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two dimensional thinking...
sporadic energy readings port side, aft. could be an impulse turn.	He won't break off now. If he followed me this far he'll be back. But from where...?
admiral, they're reducing speed.	Uhura, patch me in --
estimating nebula penetration in two minutes. reliant is closing.	Steady as you go...
i think we can guarantee she'll follow us, mr. saavik. remind me to explain to you the concept of human ego.	Best speed, Scotty...
she can out-run us and out-gun us. but there is the mutara nebula at 153 mark four.	Scotty, can we make it inside?
uh oh.	She can out-run us and out-gun us. But there is the Mutara Nebula at 153 mark four.
that's it?	Best we could do in two hours.
not much, admiral. we have partial main power...	That's it?
what is working around here?	Not much, Admiral. We have partial main power...
establish a parking orbit around the station and send me a complete damage report when you've talked with mr. scott.	Be careful, Jim...
aye sir --	Establish a parking orbit around the station and send me a complete damage report when you've talked with Mr. Scott.
all right, join the party. mr. spock, the ship is yours.	Aye sir --
a distinct possibility.	Engine room... Scotty, do we have enough power for the transporters?
reliant could be hiding behind that rock.	A distinct possibility.
regula is class "d'. it consists of various remarkable ores. essentially, a great rock in space.	Reliant could be hiding behind that rock.
... blind as a tiberian bat. what do you make of the plantoid beyond?	Regula is class "D'. It consists of various remarkable ores. Essentially, a great rock in space.
affirmative, admiral.	... Blind as a Tiberian Bat. What do you make of the plantoid beyond?
and no way of knowing if reliant is still in the area...	Affirmative, Admiral.
scanners and sensors still inoperative. there's no way to tell what's  inside the station.	And no way of knowing if Reliant is still in the area...
let's hope he hasn't changed the combination. he's quite intelligent...	Wait for my signal, Spock -- too soon and he'll have time to figure it out and raise them again.
you've got to learn why things work on a starship.  it's coming through now, khan...	The prefix code is 16309. All commands from each Starship bridge are relayed electronically; each ship has its own prefix combination code...
the prefix code?	It's all we've got.
admiral, you can't give him genesis...	At least we know he hasn't got it. Just keep nodding as though I'm giving orders. Saavik, punch up the data charts of Reliant's command console -- hurry...
not enough against their shields.	Who the <u>hell</u> are they?
visual!  mr. sulu, divert everything to the phasers --	Too late --
one thing is certain; we cannot escape on auxiliary power.	Visual!  Mr. Sulu, divert everything to the phasers --
who? who knew just where to hit us? and <u>why</u>?	One thing is certain; we cannot escape on auxiliary power.
they knew just where to hit us.	WHO? Who knew just where to hit us? And <u>why</u>?
their coil emissions are normal... wait: their shields are going up. they're locking phasers -- !	Raise shields! Energize phasers, stand by to --
is it possible their comm system has failed -- ?	It would explain a great many things --
what's she doing here?	Chekov's on Reliant, isn't he?
gentlemen, this isn't --	Really, Dr. McCoy; you cannot ban the acquisition of knowledge because you distrust the moral implications of what you learn. Logic suggests --
have they proceeded with their experiments?	The tape was made a year ago. I can only assume they've reached Phase Two by now --
the power of creation --	Have they proceeded with their experiments?
it literally is genesis...	The power of creation --
carol marcus --	Yes.
give up genesis, she said. what in god's name does that mean? give it up to whom?	It might help my analysis if I knew what Genesis was.
twelve hours and forty-three minutes, present speed.	Give up Genesis, she said. What in God's name does that mean? Give it up to whom?
how far?	Twelve hours and forty-three minutes, present speed.
there are two possibilities, sir they are unwilling to respond, they are unable to respond.	How far?
will you accompany me to the bridge?	I'd best talk with Mr. Scott, first so that he may, in his own words, explain the situation to his cadets.
that is wise. in any case, were i to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.	Or the one.
i would not presume to debate you.	That is wise. In any case, were I to invoke logic, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
i was going to remind you of nothing, least of all that which you know well.  your mistake, if i may be so bold, was promotion. commanding a starship is your first best destiny. anything else is a waste of material.	I would not presume to debate you.
you are going to remind me that logic alone dictates your actions.	I was going to remind you of nothing, least of all that which you know well.  Your mistake, if I may be so bold, was promotion. Commanding a Starship is your first best destiny. Anything else is a waste of material.
you proceed from a false assumption. i am a vulcan. i have no ego to bruise.	You are going to remind me that logic alone dictates your actions.
but it may be nothing; garbled communications. why don't you...	You proceed from a false assumption. I am a Vulcan. I have no ego to bruise.
excuse my presumption, but i do not agree. as a teacher on a training mission, i am content to command a starship. if we are to go on actual duty, it is clear that the senior officer aboard must assume command.	But it may be nothing; garbled communications. Why don't you...
that won't be necessary: just take me to regula i.	Excuse my presumption, but I do not agree. As a teacher on a training mission, I am content to command a Starship. If we are to go on actual duty, it is clear that the senior officer aboard must assume command.
like all living beings, admiral each according to his gifts. the ship is yours.	That won't be necessary: just take me to Regula I.
i told starfleet all we had was a boatload of children but we're the only ship in the quadrant. spock: those cadets of yours -- how good are they? how will they respond under real pressure?	Like all living beings, Admiral each according to his gifts. The ship is yours.
regula i is a scientific research laboratory, if memory serves...	I told Starfleet all we had was a boatload of children but we're the only ship in the quadrant. Spock: those cadets of yours -- how good are they? How will they respond under real pressure?
something may be wrong at regula i. we've been ordered to investigate.	Regula I is a scientific research laboratory, if memory serves...
there's a first time for everything, admiral.	To be sure, Captain.
welcome aboard, admiral. i believe you know my trainee crew. certainly they have come to know you.	Yes, we've been through death and life together.
permission to come aboard, captain?	Welcome aboard, Admiral. I believe you know my trainee crew. Certainly they have come to know you.
the enterprise. i must check in before your inspection. and you?	Home.
hrummm... and where are you off to, now?	The Enterprise. I must check in before your inspection. And you?
none of which i am consciously aware -- except, of course, happy birthday -- surely the best of times.	Hrummm... and where are you off to, now?
'it was the best of times, it was the worst of times...' message, spock?	None of which I am consciously aware -- except, of course, happy birthday -- surely the best of times.
i know of your fondness for antiques.	'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...' Message, Spock?
than you. yes, i see that. by the way, thank you for this.	I know of your fondness for antiques.
she's half romulan, jim. the admixture makes her more volatile than -- me, for example.	Than you. Yes, I see that. By the way, thank you for this.
so you said at the time. speaking of which, your protg's first rare -- a trifle emotional --	She's half Romulan, Jim. The admixture makes her more volatile than -- me, for example.
yours was not a solution which would have occurred to a vulcan mentality.	So you said at the time. Speaking of which, your protg's first rare -- a trifle emotional --
it had the virtue of never having been tried.	Yours was not a solution which would have occurred to a Vulcan mentality.
the <u>kobayshi maru</u> scenario frequently wreaks havoc with students and equipment.  as i recall you took the test three times yourself. your final solution was, shall we say, unique?	It had the virtue of never having been tried.
they destroyed the simulator room and you with it.	The <u>Kobayshi Maru</u> scenario frequently wreaks havoc with students and equipment.  As I recall you took the test three times yourself. Your final solution was, shall we say, unique?
i am understandably curious.	They destroyed the simulator room and you with it.
i assume you are loitering here to learn what efficiency rating i plan to give your cadets.	I am understandably curious.
sir -- we won't leave you behind...!	Uhura, if you don't hear from us, there won't be anybody behind. Kirk out.  You gentleman can remain here, or...
captain spock, if you do not hear from us within <u>one hour</u> your orders are to restore what power you can, take the enterprise to the nearest star base and alert starfleet command when you are out of jamming range.	Sir -- we won't leave you behind...!
transmission jammed at the source, sir.	Damn. Alert Starfleet Headquarters. I want to talk with Starfleet Command.
uhura! what's happening? damn it...	Transmission jammed at the source, sir.
in my quarters, uhura.	Yes, sir.
i have an urgent commpic from space lab regula i for the admiral. dr. carol marcus.	In my quarters, Uhura.
kirk here.	I have an urgent CommPic from Space Lab Regula I for the Admiral. Dr. Carol Marcus.
yes, well, why don't you show him around and...	Aye, sir --
good, i believe you already know my, uh, son --	Yes, well, why don't you show him around and...
aye, sir. on course to ceti alpha. all is well.	Good, I believe you already know my, uh, son --
as you were, mr. saavik.	Aye, sir. On course to Ceti Alpha. All is well.
admiral on the bridge!	As you were, Mr. Saavik.
understood, sir.	Dismiss the company.
i'll be in my quarters if needed, but i would prefer...	Understood, sir.
aye, sir.	I'll be in my quarters if needed, but I would prefer...
after you dismiss the company, you will take the watch. set course for ceti alpha v and we'll pick up survivors.	Aye, sir.
three minutes, thirty seconds.	Distance from Reliant...
time!	Three minutes, thirty seconds.
two minutes, ten seconds.	Engine room! What's happening?!
time from my mark...	Two minutes, ten seconds.
saavik, get us out, best speed!	Aye, sir.
power levels quite low, sir.	Mr. Scott, can you get the mains back on line?
cease fire. look sharp.	Power levels quite low, sir.
all stop, sir.	Descend ten thousand meters. Stand by photon torpedoes.
mr. saavik, all stop.	All stop, sir.
hold your course. look sharp...	At what.
that was close --	They just don't want us going in there.
regulation 46-a: 'if transmissions are being monitored during battle...'	'... no uncoded messages on an open channel...'
but the damage report -- we were immobilized...	Come, come, Lieutenant, you of all people go by the book. Hello, Spock. You remember Dr. Marcus...
i changed the conditions of the test. i received a commendation for original thinking.  i don't like to lose.	Then -- you never faced that situation -- faced death...
<u>what</u>?	I changed the conditions of the test. I received a commendation for original thinking.  I don't like to lose.
i reprogrammed the simulation so it was possible to rescue the ship.	<u>WHAT</u>?
how?	I reprogrammed the simulation so it was possible to rescue the ship.
are you asking me if we are playing out that scenario now, lieutenant?	On the test, sir, will you tell me what you did? I'd really like to know.
what's on your mind, lieutenant?	The <u>Kobayashi Maru</u>, sir.
admiral?	As your teacher Mr. Spock is fond of saying: I like to think there always are possibilities.
if stage two was completed, it was underground -- she said it was going to be underground.	Stage Two of what?
it doesn't make sense. these coordinates are well within regula -- a plantoid we know to be lifeless and airless.	If Stage Two was completed, it was underground -- she said it was going to be underground.
that's true, admiral. all the memory cells have been emptied.	Erased...
indeterminate life signs.	Phasers on stun. Move out.
begging the admiral's pardon: general order 15: 'no  flag officer shall beam into a hazardous area without armed escort.'	There is no such regulation.
on screen...	We're finding it.  Please, <u>please</u> -- you've got to give us time -- the bridge is smashed, computers inoperative...
reliant's command...	HURRY.
khan!	Who?
this is damned peculiar.  yellow alert.	Energize defense fields.
yes.	Take the test again.
humor... that is a difficult concept ... it is not logical...	We learn by doing, Lieutenant.
that was a little joke.	Humor... that is a difficult concept ... it is not logical...
you may ask, lieutenant.	That was a little joke.
may i ask how <u>you</u> dealt with the test?	You may ask, Lieutenant.
there is no correct resolution. it is a test of character.	May I ask how <u>you</u> dealt with the test?
i failed to resolve the situation.	There is no correct resolution. It is a test of character.
you're bothered by your performance on the <u>kobayashi maru</u>.	I failed to resolve the situation.
i did not think so.	You're bothered by your performance on the <u>Kobayashi Maru</u>.
you earned it.	I did not think so.
i wish to thank you for the high efficiency rating.	You earned it.
lieutenant, self-expression does not seem to be one of your problems.	I wish to thank you for the high efficiency rating.
may i speak, sir?	Lieutenant, self-expression does not seem to be one of your problems.
it is still regulation, admiral.	May I speak, sir?
lieutenant, are you wearing your hair differently?	It is still regulation, Admiral.
as i indicated, admiral, that thought had not occurred to me.	Then you have something new to think about. Carry on.
how we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn't you say?	As I indicated, Admiral, that thought had not occurred to me.
... no, sir. it has not.	How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life, wouldn't you say?
a no-win situation is a possibility every commander may face. has that never occurred to you?	... No, sir. It has not.
because... there was no way to win.	A no-win situation is a possibility every commander may face. Has that never occurred to you?
and why not?	Because... there was no way to win.
i don't believe this was a fair test of my command capabilities.	And why not?
very well.	I don't believe this was a fair test of my command capabilities.
permission to speak candidly, sir?	Very well.
well, mr. saavik, are you going to stay with the sinking ship?	Permission to speak candidly, sir?
any suggestions, admiral?	Prayer, Mr. Saavik. The Klingons do not take prisoners.  Captain.
phaser lock inoperative, sir.	Best guess, Mr. Sulu. Fire when ready.
admiral on the bridge --	Battle stations.
approaching regula and space lab regula i.	Try again.
sir, you did it.	<u>I did nothing</u> -- except get caught with my britches down. I must be senile. Mr. Saavik, you just keep right on quoting regulations. Meantime, let's find out what the hell is going on and see how bad we've been --
mr. sulu, lock phasers on target and await my command...	Phasers locked...
i can't get power, sir!	Scotty!
mr. sulu... the shields!	Trying, sir!
reliant in our section this quadrant, sir, and slowing --	Visual.
course plotted for regula i, admiral...	Engage warp engines --
stop engines.	Stop engines.
thank you, sir. i've looked forward to this for a long time.	You've earned it. But I'm still grateful to have you at the helm for three weeks. I don't believe these kids can steer.
i cut your new orders personally. by the end of the month, you'll have your first command: uss excelsior.	Thank you, sir. I've looked forward to this for a long time.
i am delighted; any chance to go aboard enterprise, however briefly, is always an excuse for nostalgia.	I cut your new orders personally. By the end of the month, you'll have your first command: USS EXCELSIOR.
i really must thank you.	I am delighted; any chance to go aboard Enterprise, however briefly, is always an excuse for nostalgia.
we commend the soul of our brother departed. we love we commit his body to the depths of space.	Honors -- hup!
prepare for warp speed.	Ready, sir.
we are clear and free to navigate.	Course heading, Captain?
aft thrusters, mr. sulu.	Aft thrusters, sir.
we're over our heads. mr. sulu, get us out of here.	I'll try, Captain.
shields activated!	Inform the Klingons we are on a rescue mission...
i'm aware of my responsibilities, mister.	... Now entering the Neutral Zone...
may i remind the captain that if a starship enters the zone --	I'm aware of my responsibilities, Mister.
project parabolic course to avoid entering neutral zone.	Aye, Captain.
leaving section fourteen for section fifteen.	Project parabolic course to avoid entering Neutral Zone.
you lied.	I exaggerated.
certainly...	By the book...
lieutenant, the admiral is aware of the regulations.	Aye, sir.
sir, may i quote general order 12: 'on the approach of any vessel, when communications have not been est --	Lieutenant, the Admiral is aware of the Regulations.
take her out, mr. saavik.	Aye, sir.
never, sir.	Take her out, Mr. Saavik.
lieutenant, how many times have you piloted a starship out of spacedock?	Never, sir.
thank you, mr. saavik.	Lieutenant, how many times have you piloted a Starship out of Spacedock?
all moorings are clear, captain.	Thank you, Mr. Saavik.
aye, sir.	All moorings are clear, Captain.
very well, mr. saavik, clear all moorings.	Aye, sir.
he's very human.	We can't all be perfect, Saavik. You must control your prejudices and remember that as a Vulcan as well as a Romulan you are forever a stranger in an alien land. Around you are humans, and as a member of the Starfleet you are unlikely ever to escape their presence or their influence. You must learn to tolerance in addition to all else I have taught you. Tolerance is logical.
what did you expect, lieutenant?	He's very human.
he's not what i expected, sir.	What did you expect, Lieutenant?
fire all phasers...!	No power to the weapons system, sir.
humans make illogical decisions...	... They do, indeed.
then you stand here alive because of a mistake -- made by your flawed, feeling, human friends. they have sacrificed their futures because they believed that the good of the <u>one</u> -- you -- was more important to them.	Humans make illogical decisions...
i would accept that as an axiom.	Then you stand here alive because of a mistake -- made by your flawed, feeling, human friends. They have sacrificed their futures because they believed that the good of the <u>one</u> -- you -- was more important to them.
spock. does the good of the many outweigh the good of the one...?	I would accept that as an axiom.
i do this because i was there,	Spock. Does the good of the many outweigh the good of the one...?
you do this -- for friendship?	I do this because I was there,
to earth. to offer testimony.	You do this -- for friendship?
where must you go?	To Earth. To offer testimony.
as you wish, since you deem them of value. but i cannot wait here to find them.	Where must you go?
spock... the retraining of your mind has been in the vulcan way, so you may not understand feelings. but as my son, you have them. they will surface.	As you wish, since you deem them of value. But I cannot wait here to find them.
the question is irrelevant.	Spock... The retraining of your mind has been in the Vulcan way, so you may not understand feelings. But as my son, you have them. They will surface.
you are half human. the computer knows that.	The question is irrelevant.
i do not understand the final question...	You are half human. The Computer knows that.
you -- sent them away. without even letting me say goodbye?	Gillian --
not at all. you gave me things to think about. you always do. you do sound a little wrecked, why don't you go home and stare at the ceiling?	Why don't I?
sorry if i spoke out of turn.	Not at all. You gave me things to think about. You always do. You do sound a little wrecked, why don't you go home and stare at the ceiling?
i don't know about you, but my compassion for someone is not limited to my estimate of their intelligence.  i mean whales may not have painted the mona lisa or invented the dirt bike but they didn't ravish the land either.	Sorry if I spoke out of turn.
and finally, they're not human beings, you know. their intelligence has in no way been proven comparable to ours --	I don't know about you, but my compassion for someone is not limited to my estimate of their intelligence.  I mean whales may not have painted the Mona Lisa or invented the dirt bike but they didn't ravish the land either.
yeah.	And finally, they're not human beings, you know. Their intelligence has in no way been proven comparable to ours --
i know. i feel the same thing. but we're between a rock and a hard place. we can't keep them without risking their lives and we can't let them go without a taking the same chance.	Yeah.
bob... it's tearing me apart.	I know. I feel the same thing. But we're between a rock and a hard place. We can't keep them without risking their lives and we can't let them go without a taking the same chance.
don't tell me fish stories, kiddo. i've known you too long.	Bob... it's tearing me apart.
fine. just fine.	Don't tell me fish stories, kiddo. I've known you too long.
how're you doing?	Fine. Just fine.
just a couple of kooks...	How're you doing?
heard there was some excitement.	Just a couple of kooks...
no!  no... what did you have in mind...?	A moment alone, please.
he never jokes... perhaps the professor could use your computer.	Please...
back home, we call him the miracle worker.	Indeed... May I offer you gentlemen anything?
well, so much for the tour of our humble plant. i must say, professor your knowledge of engineering is most impressive.	Back home, we call him the miracle worker.
professor scott, i'm dr. nichols, plant manager. i'm terribly sorry but there's been an awful mix-up would you believe i was never told about your visit?	I tried to clear things up, Professor Scott. I explained you'd come all the way from Edinburgh on appointment to study manufacturing methods here at Plexico, but they don't seem to know anything about it.
congratulations, jim. i think you've saved the earth.	Not me, Bones... They did it.
he's coming 'round, jim...	Pavel, can you hear me? Give me your name and rank...
come on, pavel...	He's coming 'round, Jim...
wake up, man, wake up!	Come on, Pavel...
an experimental device, doctor.	Tearing of the middle meningeal artery...
what did you say she was getting?	Cramps.
jim, you've got to let me go in there! don't leave him in the hands of twentieth century medicine.	What do you think, Spock?
oh, joy.	Captain Spock and I will attempt to trace these whale songs to their source.
it doesn't look all that different.	Let's hope so, Bones. Mr. Sulu, set us down in Golden Gate Park.
that's crazy!	If you have a better idea - now's the time.
-- that's the general idea.	That's crazy!
i prefer a dose of common sense. you are proposing to head backwards in time, find humpback whales, then bring them forward in time, drop them off - and hope they tell this probe what to do with itself!	-- That's the general idea.
would you prefer to do nothing?	I prefer a dose of common sense. you are proposing to head backwards in time, find Humpback Whales, then bring them forward in time, drop them off - and hope they tell this Probe what to do with itself!
sure, slingshot around the sun. if you pick up enough speed you're in time warp. if you don't, you fry..	Would you prefer to do nothing?
we've done it before.	Sure, slingshot around the Sun. If you pick up enough speed you're in time warp. If you don't, you fry..
you're really going to try this time travel in this rust bucket?	We've done it before.
now wait just a damn minute.	Spock, start your computations for time warp.  Come on, Bones. Let's pay Scotty a visit.
bones, stay here.	No way -- somebody has to keep an eye on him!
bones --	Dammit, Jim, they've made him into a goddam green-blooded computer!
are you sure?  that's what i thought.	Mr. Sulu... Take us home...
it'll come back to him.	Are you sure?  That's what I thought.
i mean <u>him</u>, back at his post, like nothing happened. i don't know if you'd got the whole picture but he isn't exactly working on all thrusters.	It'll come back to him.
what do you mean?	I mean <u>him</u>, back at his post, like nothing happened. I don't know if you'd got the whole picture but he isn't exactly working on all thrusters.
you sure this is such a bright idea?	What do you mean?
we could learn a thing or two from this flea trap. it has a cloaking device that cost us a lot.	I just wish we could cloak the stench.
you'd think they could at least send a ship. bad enough to be court marshaled and spend the rest of our lives mining borite -- but to come home in this klingon flea trap...	We could learn a thing or two from this flea trap. It has a cloaking device that cost us a lot.
you're saying... it is a compliment.	It is.
no, spock. it means he feels safer about your "guesses" than most other peoples facts.	You're saying... It is a compliment.
... i don't think he understands...	No, Spock. It means he feels safer about your "guesses" than most other peoples facts.
"guessing" is not in my nature...	Well nobody's perfect...
guess, spock. your best guess.	"Guessing" is not in my nature...
... best shot...?	Guess, Spock. Your best guess.
well, you're gonna have to take your best shot.	... Best shot...?
acceleration is no longer a constant.	Well, you're gonna have to take your best shot.
naturally.  so what is your problem?	Acceleration is no longer a constant.
your perception is correct, doctor... in order to return us to the exact moment at which we left the 23rd century, i have used our journey back through time as a referent, calculating the coefficient of elapsed time in relation to the acceleration curve.	Naturally.  So what is your problem?
you, ah...  you present the appearance of a man with a problem.	Your perception is correct, Doctor... In order to return us to the exact moment at which we left the 23rd Century, I have used our journey back through time as a referent, calculating the coefficient of elapsed time in relation to the acceleration curve.
angels and ministers of grace, defend us.	Hamlet, Act I scene 4.
that is what i said, doctor.	Then how.?
you just said there aren't any except on earth of the past.	That is what I said, Doctor.
10 million years earlier. humpbacks were heavily hunted by man. they have been extinct since the 21st century... it is possible that an alien intelligence sent the probe to determine why they lost contact.	... My God...
specifically, humpback whales.	That's crazy! Who would send a probe hundreds of light years to talk to a whale?
there are millions of other species on earth, doctor. only human arrogance would assume the message was meant for man.	I liked him better before he died.
really? you think this is its way of saying "hi there" to the people of the earth?	There are millions of other species on Earth, Doctor. Only human arrogance would assume the message was meant for man.
most unusual. an unknown form of energy of great intelligence and power. i find it illogical that its intentions are hostile...	Really? You think this is its way of saying "Hi there" to the people of the Earth?
you mean i have to die to discuss your insights on death?	Pardon me, Doctor, I am hearing many calls of distress.
a joke is a story with a humorous climax.	You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?
you're joking...!	A joke is a story with a humorous climax.
it would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame of reference.	You're joking...!
spock, it's me, bones! i mean our experience was unique. you really have gone where no man has gone before. can't you tell me what it felt like?	It would be impossible to discuss the subject without a common frame of reference.
i did not have time on vulcan to review the philosophical disciplines.	Spock, it's me, Bones! I mean our experience was unique. You really have gone where no man has gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt like?
forget it...  how 'bout covering a little philosophical ground? life, death, life... things of that nature?	I did not have time on Vulcan to review the Philosophical disciplines.
... my shoes...	Forget it...  How 'bout covering a little philosophical ground? Life, Death, Life... Things of that nature?
umm. well, just wanted to say -- nice to have your katra back in your head, not mine.  i mean, i may have carried your soul, but i sure couldn't fill your shoes.	... My shoes...
uhura is busy. i am monitoring.	Umm. Well, just wanted to say -- nice to have your katra back in your head, not mine.  I mean, I may have carried your soul, but I sure couldn't fill your shoes.
hi... busy?	Uhura is busy. I am monitoring.
a simple evacuation of the expanding epidural hematoma will relieve the pressure.	My God, man, drilling holes in his head is not the answer. The artery must be repaired without delay or he will die! So put away your butcher knives and let me save the patient!
fundoscopic examination is unrevealing in these cases!	A simple evacuation of the expanding epidural hematoma will relieve the pressure.
fundoscopic examination --	Fundoscopic examination is unrevealing in these cases!
how do you explain slowing pulse, low respiratory rate and coma?	Fundoscopic examination --
what's your degree in, dentistry?	How do you explain slowing pulse, low respiratory rate and coma?
what the hell do you think you're doing?	Reading the patient's vital signs.
i was not informed about observers.	What the hell do you think you're doing?
we're just -- observing.	I was not informed about observers.
who are you? doctor adams was supposed to assist me.	We're just -- observing.
captain... all systems have failed... we are functioning on reserve power only.	We're out of control -- Rig for collision...
damage report!	Captain... All systems have failed... We are functioning on reserve power only.
can you isolate the wave?	Negative. It's impacting on all our systems!
captain, their call is being carried on an amplification wave of enormous power!	Can you isolate the wave?
what's causing that!?	Captain, their call is being carried on an amplification wave of enormous power!
how long?	Depends on how much shielding is between us and the reactor.
... it gives me a great sense of history.	It gives me a great sense of danger. We have to beam in next to the reactor room, not in it.
i have the coordinates of the reactor...	... It gives me a great sense of history.
team leader, this is team 2.   come in, please...	I have the coordinates of the reactor...
find it?	Yes, under "U.S. Government." Now we need directions.
go ahead. stun me.	I'm wery sorry, but --
i varn you. if you don't lie on the floor, i vill have to stun you.	Go ahead. Stun me.
okay... make nice and give us the ray gun.	I varn you. If you don't lie on the floor, I vill have to stun you.
you play games with me and you're through	I am? May I go now?
i do not know your name.	You play games with me and you're through
no, <u>my</u> name.	I do not know your name.
my name?	No, <u>my</u> name.
name?	My name?
the top of what?	Name?
all right. let's take it from the top.	The top of what?
my name is pavel chekov. i am a lt. commander in starfleet, united federation of planets, service number 656-5827b.	All right. Let's take it from the top.
like who you really are and what you're doing here and what this thing is.	My name is Pavel Chekov. I am a Lt. Commander in Starfleet, United Federation of Planets, service number 656-5827b.
like what?	Like who you really are and what you're doing here and what this thing is.
all right, commander, you wanna tell us anything?	Like what?
the mains are down, sir! aux power is not responding.	Mr. Sulu, switch to manual control!
cloaking device is stable... all systems normal.	Stabilize Energy Reserve!... Report helm:
and admiral, it's the enterprise.	Understood. What is your plan?
ah, well done, team 2.	And Admiral, it's the Enterprise.
yes, sir.	Dr. McCoy, you, Mr. Scott and Commander Sulu will convert us a whale tank.
no choice now, scotty!	Sir, heat shields at maximum!
shields, aye.	May fortune favor the foolish.  Mr. Sulu, Warp Speed!
shields, mr. chekov.	Shields, aye.
no, sir. and no federation wessels on assigned patrol stations.	That's odd. Uhura, what's on the Comm channels...?
we are in an enemy wessel, sir. i didn't wish to be shot down on thee way to our own funeral.	Most prudent.  Engine room. Report, Scotty.
i'm impressed, mr. chekov. a lot of effort for a short voyage.	We are in an enemy wessel, sir. I didn't wish to be shot down on thee way to our own funeral.
operational, admiral. cloaking device now available in all modes of flight.	I'm impressed, Mr. Chekov. A lot of effort for a short voyage.
can you protect us?	We are launching everything we have.
we don't know. it's using forms of energy our best scientists do not understand...	Can you protect us?
"neutralized?" how?	We don't know. It's using forms of energy our best scientists do not understand...
mr. president, the probe has passed through all quadrants. the starships shepard and yorktown and three smaller vessels have been neutralized.	"Neutralized?" How?
status report, admiral!	Mr. President, the Probe has passed through all quadrants. The starships Shepard and Yorktown and three smaller vessels have been neutralized.
you sure you won't change your mind?	Is there something wrong with the one I have?
are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?	You're not one of those guys from the military, are you? Trying to teach whales to retrieve torpedoes, or some dipshit stuff like that?
so you were at berkeley.	I was not.
i suppose they told you that...?	The hell they did.
they like you very much. but they are not the hell your whales.	I suppose they told you that...?
attempting the hell to communicate.	Communicate? Communicate what? You have no right to be here!
to hunt a species to extinction is not logical.	Whoever said the human race was logical?  Now if you'll follow me, I'll introduce you to the Institute's pride and joy.
well, i... as they say in your century -- i don't even have your phone number. how will i find you?	Don't worry. I'll find <u>you</u>.  See you around the galaxy...
why does it have to be goodbye?	Well, I... As they say in your century -- I don't even have your phone number. How will I find you?
you mean this is -- goodbye?	Why does it have to be goodbye?
you're going to your ship, i'm going to mine. science vessel. i've got 300 years of catch-up learning to do.	You mean this is -- goodbye?
hey! -- where you going?!	You're going to your ship, I'm going to mine. Science Vessel. I've got 300 years of catch-up learning to do.
i belong here.  suppose by some miracle you do get them through.  who in the 23rd century knows anything about humpback whales?	... You have a point...
he means our chances of getting home are not very good. you might have lived a longer life if you'd stayed where you belong.	I belong here.  Suppose by some miracle you do get them through.  Who in the 23rd Century knows anything about Humpback whales?
... what does that mean?	He means our chances of getting home are not very good. You might have lived a longer life if you'd stayed where you belong.
oh my god, we're too late!	Mr. Sulu: full power descent!
you tricked me.	You need me.
all right. the frequency is 401 megahertz.	Thank you. For everything.  Beam me up, Scotty.
i have no time to argue, gillian. or even tell you how much you've meant to us... the <u>frequency</u>.	All right. The frequency is 401 megahertz.
what do i care? i've got nobody but those whales...	I have no time to argue, Gillian. Or even tell you how much you've meant to us... The <u>frequency</u>.
you can't. our next stop is the 23rd century.	What do I care? I've got nobody but those whales...
what are you talking about? i'm coming with you.	You can't. Our next stop is the 23rd Century.
all i need is the radio frequency to track them.	What are you talking about? I'm coming with you.
yes... if you have a chart on board, i can show you.	All I need is the radio frequency to track them.
gillian... would the whales be at sea by now?	Yes... If you have a chart on board, I can show you.
if we keep going up, they'll catch us!	Calm yourself, Nurse.  Scotty, get us out of here!
what kind of spaceship is this, anyway?	A spaceship with a missing man.
they were taken last night. i wasn't told. they're in alaska by now.	... Damn!
... gone?!	They were taken last night. I wasn't told. They're in Alaska by now.
kirk. they're gone.	... Gone?!
we'll bring them up just like we brought you. it's called a transporter beam...	Kirk. They're gone.
but kirk...	We'll bring them up just like we brought you. It's called a transporter beam...
it's all real. look.  the storage tanks for the whales.	But Kirk...
have i flipped out? ... is any of this real?	It's all real. Look.  The storage tanks for the whales.
steady, now. we need your help.	Have I flipped out? ... Is any of this real?
yes... and i'm glad you're here. though i'll admit, you picked a hellova time to drop in...	Steady, now. We need your help.
it's true... what you said...	Yes... And I'm glad you're here. Though I'll admit, you picked a hellova time to drop in...
here... in the park?	Right.
think about it -- but don't take too long because i'm out of time. if you change your mind, this is where i'll be.	Here... In the park?
i bet you're a damn good poker player.	Think about it -- but don't take too long because I'm out of time. If you change your mind, this is where I'll be.
lemme tell you something. i'm here to bring two humpbacks into the 23rd century. if i have to, i'll go to the open sea to get them, but i'd just as soon take yours -- better for me, better for you... and better for them.	I bet you're a damn good poker player.
so. there we are.	Lemme tell you something. I'm here to bring two humpbacks into the 23rd Century. If I have to, I'll go to the open sea to get them, but I'd just as soon take yours -- better for me, better for you... and better for them.
it wouldn't be my first choice, no.	So. There we are.
sorry, that's classified.  i don't really have a clue who you are... you wouldn't want to show me around your space ship, would you?	It wouldn't be my first choice, no.
you asked.  now, will you tell me something?  george and gracie's transmitter. what's the frequency?	Sorry, that's classified.  I don't really have a clue who you are... You wouldn't want to show me around your space ship, would you?
well, "admiral," that may be the strangest dinner of my life and the biggest cockamamie fish story i've ever heard.	You asked.  Now, will you tell me something?  George and Gracie's transmitter. What's the frequency?
jesus, you are persistent.  okay, your friend was right. gracie is not only pregnant, she is very pregnant... at noon tomorrow -- in what is sure to be a media circus -- the whales get shipped out.	Noon tomorrow...?!
then tell me when the whales are leaving.	Jesus, you are persistent.  Okay, your friend was right. Gracie is not only pregnant, she is very pregnant... At noon tomorrow -- in what is sure to be a media circus -- the whales get shipped out.
are you kidding? i wouldn't miss this for all the tea in china.	Then tell me when the whales are leaving.
you want the details?	Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for all the tea in China.
well, why didn't you say so? why all the coy disguises?	You want the details?
that's what you think.  okay...truth... i'm from what, on your calendar, would be the late 23rd century. i've been sent back in time to bring two humpback whales with me in an attempt to... repopulate the species.	Well, why didn't you say so? Why all the coy disguises?
i'm all ears.	That's what you think.  Okay...Truth... I'm from what, on your calendar, would be the late 23rd Century. I've been sent back in time to bring two Humpback Whales with me in an attempt to... repopulate the species.
all right. the truth?	I'm all ears.
well, i was close. i knew outer space was going to come into it sooner or later.	All right. The truth?
no, i'm from iowa. i just work in outer space.	Well, I was close. I knew outer space was going to come into it sooner or later.
don't tell me: you're from outer space.	No, I'm from Iowa. I just work in outer space.
who do you think i am?	Don't tell me: you're from outer space.
... who are you?	Who do you think I am?
tell me when the whales are going to be released?	... Who are you?
wanna try it from the top?	Tell me when the whales are going to be released?
what's what?	You got a pocket pager? What are you, a doctor?
what's that?	What's what?
let's just say that no humpback born in captivity has ever survived.  problem is, they won't be a whole lot safer at sea because of all the hunting this time of year... so that, as they say, is that.  damn.	What's that?
what do you mean now?	Let's just say that no humpback born in captivity has ever survived.  Problem is, they won't be a whole lot safer at sea because of all the hunting this time of year... So that, as they say, is that.  Damn.
sorry, the time would have to be right now.	What do you mean now?
it's not so much a matter of a place as of time.	Sorry, the time would have to be right now.
my whales? where could you take them where they'd be safe?	It's not so much a matter of a place as of time.
hm?	My whales? Where could you take them where they'd be safe?
where could you take them?	Hm?
i told you: i'm a sucker for hard luck cases. besides, i want to know why you travel around with that ditzy guy who knows that gracie is pregnant and calls you admiral.	Where could you take them?
if you have such a low opinion of my abilities, how come we're having dinner?	I told you: I'm a sucker for hard luck cases. Besides, I want to know why you travel around with that ditzy guy who knows that Gracie is pregnant and calls you Admiral.
thanks. cheers.	If you have such a low opinion of my abilities, how come we're having dinner?
you? you can't even get from sausalito to san francisco without a lift.	Thanks. Cheers.
you know, i could take those whales somewhere they wouldn't be hunted.	You? You can't even get from Sausalito to San Francisco without a lift.
see, yes. but we'll tag them with radio transmitters on a special frequency so we can keep tabs on them.	You know, I could take those whales somewhere they wouldn't be hunted.
flown... and that's the last you'll see of them?	See, yes. But we'll tag them with radio transmitters on a special frequency so we can keep tabs on them.
they'll be flown in a special 747 to alaska and released there.	Flown... And that's the last you'll see of them?
how will that be done, exactly?	They'll be flown in a special 747 to Alaska and released there.
... you're very perceptive.	How will that be done, exactly?
you're upset about losing the whales.	... You're very perceptive.
just lucky, i guess.	You're upset about losing the whales.
so how did a nice girl like you get to be a cetacean biologist?	Just lucky, I guess.
implicitly.	Good.  A large mushroom and pepperoni with extra onions. And a Michelob.
do you trust me?	Implicitly.
it's his way.	Do you trust me?
he's just going to hang around the bushes while we eat?	It's his way.
just a little joke. see you later, old friend.	How did you know Gracie's pregnant? Nobody knows that.
or believe, i'll bet.	Very likely. You're not exactly catching us at our best.
in fact, we may be able to help -- in ways that, frankly, you couldn't possibly imagine.	Or believe, I'll bet.
then --	In fact, we may be able to help -- in ways that, frankly, you couldn't possibly imagine.
we can't tell you.  please, just -- let me finish. i can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.	Then --
all right. who are you? and don't jerk me around any more. i want to know how you know that.	We can't tell you.  Please, just -- let me finish. I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.
no, ma'am. no dipshit.	Well, that's something. I'da let you off right here.
what does that mean, exactly? take their chances.	It means that they will be at risk from whale hunters -- same as the rest of the humpbacks.  What did you mean when you said all that stuff back at the Institute about extinction?
they're gonna hafta take their chances.	What does that mean, exactly? Take their chances.
what's going to happen when you release the whales?	They're gonna hafta take their chances.
go ahead.	What's going to happen when you release the whales?
can i ask <u>you</u> something?	Go ahead.
a landlubber. come on, what the hell were you boys really trying to do back there? was it some kinda macho thing? if that's all, i'm gonna be real disappointed. i hate that macho type.	Can I ask <u>you</u> something?
iowa.	A landlubber. Come on, what the hell were you boys really trying to do back there? Was it some kinda macho thing? If that's all, I'm gonna be real disappointed. I hate that macho type.
uh huh. what about you? where you from?	Iowa.
memory problems, too.	Uh huh. What about you? Where you from?
thanks.	Don't mention it. And don't try anything, either. I got a tire iron right where I can get at it.
you've already been that. c'mon.	Thanks.
we don't want to be any trouble.	You've already been that. C'mon.
lds?? are you dyslexic on top of everything else? come on, lemme give you a lift. i have a notorious weakness for hard luck cases -- that's why i work with whales.	We don't want to be any trouble.
he's harmless.  back in the sixties he was part of the free speech movement at berkeley. i think he did too much lds.	LDS?? Are you dyslexic on top of everything else? Come on, Lemme give you a lift. I have a notorious weakness for hard luck cases -- that's why I work with whales.
i buy that. what about him?	He's harmless.  Back in the sixties he was part of the Free Speech movement at Berkeley. I think he did too much LDS.
there's really very little point in my trying to explain.	I buy that. What about him?
came all the way down here to jump in and swim with the kiddies, huh?	There's really very little point in my trying to explain.
back to san francisco.	Came all the way down here to jump in and swim with the kiddies, huh?
i assure you that won't be necessary. we were only trying to help...	The hell you were, buster. Your friend was messing up my tank and messing up my whales...
ohhh<u>kay</u>. i don't know what this is about, but i want you guys outta here right now or i call the cops.	I assure you that won't be necessary. We were only trying to help...
how soon?	Soon... It's too bad because they're very friendly as you can see. I've grown quite attached to them... This way.
well, for one thing, we simply don't have the money to keep feeding them a couple of tons of shrimp a day!	How soon?
why's that?	Well, for one thing, we simply don't have the money to keep feeding them a couple of tons of shrimp a day!
despite all the things they are teaching us we have to return george and gracie to the open sea.	Why's that?
they are mature humpbacks, weighing 45,000 pounds each. they wandered into san francisco bay as calves and were brought here. we call them george and gracie.	It's perfect, Spock: a male, a female, together in a contained space can beam them up together and consider ourselves damn lucky...
you mean man...	To put it mildly. Since the dawn of time, men have harvested whales for a variety of purposes, most of which can be achieved synthetically at this point. A hundred years ago, using hand-thrown harpoons, they did plenty of damage -- but that was nothing compared to what they've achieved in this century.
you got us to the right place, spock. now all we have to do is get the whales out before we <u>sink</u>.  mr. scott, come in!... scotty...?!  damn... mr. spock, see to the safety of all hands.	I will, Admiral.
spock: condition report!	No data, Admiral. Computers are non-functional.
they did, admiral.	Then... Where the hell are we?
spock... did braking thrusters fire?	They did, Admiral.
can we make breakaway speed!?	Hardly, Admiral, I cannot even guarantee we will escape the Sun's gravity! I will attempt to compensate by altering our trajectory.
mr. scott cannot give me exact figures, admiral. so i will...  make a <u>guess</u>.	<u>You?</u>  Spock, that's extraordinary.
mr. sulu, take the con. i'm taking our guest down to see her whales.  mr. spock: have you accounted for the variable mass of whales and water in your time re-entry program?	Mr. Scott cannot give me exact figures, Admiral. So I will...  Make a <u>guess</u>.
mr. spock, where the hell is the power you promised me?	Admiral, you must wait one damn minute.
no, admiral... but is the human thing to do.	Right.  Will you help us?
is that the logical thing to do, spock...?	No, Admiral... But is the human thing to do.
admiral, may i suggest that dr. mccoy is correct. we must help chekov.	Is that the logical thing to do, Spock...?
admiral. full power is restored.	Thank you, Spock.
in that event, the probabilities are that our mission would fail.	Our <u>mission</u>! Goddam it, Spock, you're talking about the end of every life on Earth! You're half human, haven't you got any goddamned feelings about <u>that</u>!!
damn.... damnit! we've been so lucky. we have the two perfect whales in our hands, but if we don't move quickly, we'll lose them!	In that event, the probabilities are that our mission would fail.
no word since beam-in. we can only wait for their call.	Damn.... Damnit! We've been so lucky. We have the two perfect whales in our hands, but if we don't move quickly, we'll lose them!
that's cutting it closer than you know. what about team two?	No word since beam-in. We can only wait for their call.
the tank will be finished by morning...	That's cutting it closer than you know. What about team two?
status?	The tank will be finished by morning...
i meant --	He meant what you were saying on the tour: that if things keep on the way they're going, humpbacks will disappear forever.
it's her -- from the institute. if we play our cards right, we may learn when those whales are really leaving.	How will playing cards help?
i believe i was successful in communicating our intentions.	... I see.
they have a right to be...  do you think they'll help us?	I believe I was successful in communicating our intentions.
they are very unhappy about the way their species has been treated by man.	They have a right to be...  Do you think they'll help us?
what else did you learn from your mind meld?	They are very unhappy about the way their species has been treated by man.
the hell i can't	What else did you learn from your mind meld?
you've done it before. can't you remember?	The hell I can't
exaggerate.	You've done it before. Can't you remember?
you don't have to lie... you could exaggerate.	Exaggerate.
i cannot tell a lie.	You don't have to lie... You could exaggerate.
and another thing... it is not always necessary to tell the truth.	I cannot tell a lie.
i see.	And another thing... It is not always necessary to tell the truth.
well, for one thing, you haven't quite got the hang of it.	I see.
why not?	Well, for one thing, you haven't quite got the hang of it.
about those colorful metaphors we discussed. i don't think you should try to use them.	Why not?
yes?	About those colorful metaphors we discussed. I don't think you should try to use them.
spock...	Yes?
come on, fellah -- speak up!	Admiral, if we were to assume these. whales are ours to do with as we please, we would be as guilty as those who caused their extinction.
oh, the complete works of jacqueline susan, the novels of harold robbins....	Ah... The giants.
for example?	Oh, the complete works of Jacqueline Susan, the novels of Harold Robbins....
you mean profanity. that's simply the way they talk here. nobody pays any attention to you if you don't swear every other word. you'll find it in all the literature of the period.	For example?
your use of language has altered since our arrival. it is currently laced with -- shall i say -- more colorful metaphors: "double dumb ass on you" -- and so forth...	You mean profanity. That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you if you don't swear every other word. You'll find it in all the literature of the period.
spock, don't call me admiral. don't you remember: you used to call me jim... now what's your question?	Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with -- shall I say -- more colorful metaphors: "Double dumb ass on you" -- and so forth...
admiral, may i ask you a question?	Spock, don't call me Admiral. Don't you remember: you used to call me Jim... Now what's your question?
yes.	Admiral, may I ask you a question?
as you observed, a primitive culture.	Yes.
how do you know this...?	... Simple logic.
i think we'll find what we're looking for at the cetacean institute in sausalito. two humpbacks called george and gracie.	How do you know this...?
well, spock, thanks to your restored memory and a little bit of luck, we are in the streets of san francisco looking for a pair of humpback whales.  how do you propose to solve this minor problem?	Simple logic will suffice. We need a map.  That one should do.
weren't those a birthday present from dr. mccoy?	And they will be again, Spock. That's the beauty of it.  How much?
where would we find these reactors... theoretically.	Nuclear power was widely used in naval vessels...
we could rig a device to collect their high energy photons safely; we could then inject the photons into the dilithium chamber, causing crystalline restructure.... theoretically.	Where would we find these reactors... Theoretically.
but you said toxic.	We could rig a device to collect their high energy photons safely; we could then inject the photons into the dilithium chamber, causing crystalline restructure.... Theoretically.
if memory serves, there was a dubious flirtation with nuclear fission reactors resulting in toxic side effects. by the beginning of the fusion era, these reactors had been replaced, but at this time, we should be able to find some.	But you said toxic.
explain.	If memory serves, there was a dubious flirtation with nuclear fission reactors resulting in toxic side effects. By the beginning of the fusion era, these reactors had been replaced, but at this time, we should be able to find some.
there is a 20th century possibility.	Explain.
admiral, if i may: we're probably already visible to the tracking devices of the time.	Quite right, Spock. Mr. Chekov, engage cloaking device!
home in on the strongest signal. descend from orbit.	Admiral, if I may: we're probably already visible to the tracking devices of the time.
judging by the pollution content of the atmosphere, i believe we have arrived at the late 20th century.	Well done, Mr. Spock.
earth... but when?... spock?	Judging by the pollution content of the atmosphere, I believe we have arrived at the late 20th Century.
you've programmed that from memory...?	I have.
availability of fuel components; mass of the vessel through a time continuum, and the probable location of humpbacks, in this case, the pacific basin.	You've programmed that from memory...?
what are the variables...?	Availability of fuel components; Mass of the vessel through a time continuum, and the probable location of Humpbacks, in this case, the Pacific basin.
not with this equipment. i have had to program some of the variables from memory.	What are the variables...?
surely you can be more specific...	Not with this equipment. I have had to program some of the variables from memory.
the late 20th century.	Surely you can be more specific...
what is our target in time?	The late 20th Century.
ready to engage computer, admiral.	What is our target in time?
in progress, admiral.	Uhura. Get me through to Starfleet Command.
mr. spock, your computations?	In progress, Admiral.
but we can't turn away! is there no alternative?	There is one, but I cannot guarantee its success. We could attempt to find some Humpback Whales.
that would be futile, admiral. the probe would neutralize us easily.	But we can't turn away! Is there no alternative?
that leaves us no choice. we must destroy the probe before it destroys earth.	That would be futile, Admiral. The probe would neutralize us easily.
the humpback was indigenous to earth. earth of the past.	That leaves us no choice. We must destroy the probe before it destroys Earth.
is there any other planet where this species exists?	The Humpback was indigenous to Earth. Earth of the past.
the sounds, but not the language. we would be responding in gibberish.	Is there any other planet where this species exists?
spock, could the humpback's answer to this call be simulated?	The sounds, but not the language. We would be responding in gibberish.
as suspected, the probe's transmissions are the songs sung by whales.	Whales?
spock...?	As suspected, the Probe's transmissions are the songs sung by whales.
where are you going?!	To the on-board computer room. To confirm my suspicion.
a distinct possibility, admiral. the president did say the transmission was directed at the earth's oceans	Uhura... Can you modify the Probe's signals by accounting for density temperature and salinity factors?
spock -- you're suggesting the transmission is meant for life form other than man?	A distinct possibility, Admiral. The President did say the transmission was directed at the Earth's Oceans
it would be improper to refer to you as jim while you are in command, admiral... also, i must apologize for my attire.  i seem to have misplaced my uniform.	Well, I... find that understandable  I mean, you've been through a lot.  Station, please.
jim, spock, jim. remember...?	It would be improper to refer to you as Jim while you are in command, Admiral... Also, I must apologize for my attire.  I seem to have misplaced my uniform.
thank you, admiral.	Jim, Spock, Jim. Remember...?
permission granted.	Thank you, Admiral.
permission to come aboard.	Permission granted.
let's see what she's got, mr. sulu.	Aye, sir!
sir -- i've got some back pressure on manual --	Ground cushion! Keep the nose up if you can --
i have no control, sir!	Picture, Uhura!
10 seconds, sir!	Hover on my mark, Mr. Sulu! Mr. Chekov, stand by de-cloaking -- Scotty, ready for power build up!  Mark, Mr. Sulu...
wing to cruise configuration... full impulse power.	Aye, sir... Three-one-zero to the Bering Sea. E.T.A.: 12 minutes.
10,000 m.s.l., admiral.	Wing to cruise configuration... Full impulse power.
three-one-zero, aye!	Uhura, scan for the whales. 401 megahertz!
advise reaching 10,000. steer three-one-zero.	Three-one-zero, aye!
maintaining impulse climb. wing five by zero, helm steady.	Advise reaching 10,000. Steer three-one-zero.
ready sir.	Go, Mr. Sulu.
aye, sir. descending.	We'll divide into teams. Commanders Chekov and Uhura are assigned to the Uranium problem.
sir... braking thrusters seem to have fired.	Picture, please.
what is our condition?	Sir... Braking thrusters seem to have fired.
... aye sir...?	What is our condition?
mr. sulu...? ... mr. sulu?!	... Aye sir...?
hang on, sir... nine point seven... point eight... breakaway threshold...	Steady!!...  Now, Mr. Sulu!
mr. sulu, we need breakaway speed!	Hang on, sir... Nine point seven... point eight... Breakaway threshold...
warp nine... nine point two... nine point three...	Mr. Sulu, we need breakaway speed!
warp two... three...	Steady as she goes...
estimating planet earth one point six hours present speed.	Continue on course. Chekov, any signs of Federation escort?
guidance is functional. onboard computer will interface with federation memory bank...	Weapons systems?
i can't, sir -- nothing!	Out of control, and blind as a bat!
unidentified aircraft, 40,000 feet msl, range 30 miles, bearing 010.	Mr. Scott -- how soon?
estimate range, ship to whales!	Sir... Estimating one nautical mile.
admiral, i have a signal closing on the whales. bearing 328 degrees.	On screen.
bearing 327, range 600 nautical.	Put them on screen!
bearing!	Bearing 327, range 600 nautical.
uhura!... where!	Mercy Hospital.
i've found chekov, sir: he's in emergency surgery right now.	Uhura!... Where!
nothing... i should never have left him...	Uhura, you did what was necessary.  Keep trying. You'll find him...
any luck...?	Nothing... I should never have left him...
283 degrees... 15.2 kilometers...	Everyone remember where we parked.
we'll stick together till we get orientated. bearing to the whales?	283 degrees... 15.2 kilometers...
i'll have bearing and distance for you, sir.	Right.  Now look: I want you all to be very careful. This is terra incognita. Many customs will doubtless take us by surprise. It's a forgone conclusion these people have never seen an extra-terrestrial before.
individual whale song getting stronger... this is strange, admiral. the song is directly ahead. it's coming from san francisco.	From a city? That doesn't make sense....
admiral, i am receiving whale songs.	On speakers.
then, this is what it would sound like underwater?	Yes, sir.
overlapping distress calls. some from starships... others...	On screen!
what is it?	Overlapping distress calls. Some from Starships... others...
communications systems ready. communications officer -- ready as she'll ever be.	Mr. Sulu?
systems report.  communications?	Communications Systems ready. Communications Officer -- ready as she'll ever be.
excelsior? why in god's name would you want that bucket of bolts?	Scotty, don't prejudge. A ship is a ship.
go on ahead... close the hatch!	Admiral, you'll be trapped!
it's under water! there's no way to reach it...	Go on ahead... Close the hatch!
the explosive override -- ?	It's under water! There's no way to reach it...
no power to the bay doors.	The explosive override -- ?
the whales...?!	No power to the bay doors.
you better get up there, sir. we're having some power fall-off...	On my way...!
ironic. when man was killing these creatures, he was destroying his own future...	The beasties seem happy to see you, Doctor. I hope you like our little aquarium.
full power, sir.	Mr. Sulu, if you please.
mr. scott, don't make jokes, we are in danger of -	Full power, sir.
stand by, sir. miracle worker at work...	Mr. Scott, don't make jokes, we are in danger of -
i'll have to re-energize.	Don't take too long. We're sitting ducks for their radar systems...  Mr. Sulu, impulse climb.
well done, mr. scott. how soon can we be ready for warp speed?	I'll have to re-energize.
admiral! there be whales here!	Well done, Mr. Scott. How soon can we be ready for warp speed?
10 seconds, admiral; 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1.	Admiral! There be whales here!
how long, scotty?	10 seconds, Admiral; 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1.
stay with me, sir -- i need more power curve...	How long, Scotty?
scotty: are the whale tanks secure?	Aye. But I've never beamed up 400 tons before.
i'm ready spock. let's go find george and gracie...	Mr. Sulu?
not good enough, scotty. you've got to do better!	I'll try, sir. Scott out.  Well now, he's got himself in a bit of a snit, don't he.
it's going slow, sir. it'll be well into tomorrow.	Not good enough, Scotty. You've got to do better!
sorry, admiral. we just thought you'll like to know, we're beaming them now.	Oh I see --  Tell Them phasers on stun. Good luck. Kirk out.
what is it? i thought i told you never to call me --	Sorry, Admiral. We just thought you'll like to know, we're beaming them now.
i can't believe we've come this far only to be stopped by this!  scotty, is there any way dilithium can be re-crystallized?	Sorry, sir. We can't even do that in the 23rd Century.
oh, twenty-four hours, give or take, staying cloaked. after that, admiral, we'll be visible -- and dead in the water. in any case, we won't have enough to break out of the earth's gravity, to say nothing of getting back home.	I can't believe we've come this far only to be stopped by this!  Scotty, is there any way dilithium can be re-crystallized?
give me a round figure, mr. scott.	Oh, twenty-four hours, give or take, staying cloaked. After that, Admiral, we'll be visible -- and dead in the water. In any case, we won't have enough to break out of the Earth's gravity, to say nothing of getting back home.
they're giving out. de-crystallizing.	Give me a round figure, Mr. Scott.
two?	It takes two to tango, Mr. Scott.
you'll work it out, scotty. and remember: two of them.	Two?
admiral - how am i going to handle all that weight?	You'll work it out, Scotty. And remember: two of them.
whales, scotty. 45 to 50 feet long; about 40 tons a piece.	Admiral - how am I going to handle all that weight?
humpbacked - people.?	Whales, Scotty. 45 to 50 feet long; about 40 tons a piece.
scotty, we have to find some humpbacks.	Humpbacked - people.?
that should be enough. can you enclose it to hold water?	I suppose I can, sir; are you planning to take a swim?
about 60 feet, admiral.	That should be enough. Can you enclose it to hold water?
scotty, how long is this bay?	About 60 feet, Admiral.
we're ready, sir. i've converted the dilithium sequencer to something less primitive. and admiral -- i've replaced the klingon food packs. they was givin' me sour stomach.	Appreciated by all, Mr. Scott.  Prepare for departure.
mr. scott, how soon can we get underway?	Give me one more day, sir. The damage control is easy. Reading Klingon is hard.
well, saavik. i guess this is goodbye.	Yes, Admiral.  Sir. I have not had the opportunity to tell you about your son.  David died most bravely. He saved Spock. He saved us all... I thought you should know.
i am well, admiral.	You will be in good hands here.
don't concern yourself, saavik. your leave has been granted for good and proper cause.  how are you feeling?	I am well, Admiral.
and... here is a deposition i have made. if it is not sufficient, i will return to earth to testify.	Don't concern yourself, Saavik. Your leave has been granted for good and proper cause.  How are you feeling?
thank you, lt. saavik.	And... Here is a deposition I have made. If it is not sufficient, I will return to Earth to testify.
admiral, i'd like to continue my work on the ship until you leave.	Thank you, Lt. Saavik.
we deny nothing! we have the right to preserve our race!	Do you have the right to murder?
your vessel did destroy u.s.s. grissom. your men did kill kirk's son. do you deny these events?	We deny nothing! We have the right to preserve our race!
vulcans are well known as the intellectual puppets of the federation!	Your vessel did destroy U.S.S. Grissom. Your men did kill Kirk's son. Do you deny these events?
genesis was perfectly named: the creation of life not death. it was the klingons who had first blood while trying to possess its secrets.	Vulcans are well known as the intellectual puppets of the Federation!
klingon justice is a unique point of view, mr. president.	Genesis was perfectly named: The creation of life not death. It was the Klingons who had first blood while trying to possess its secrets.
even as the federation negotiated a peace treaty with us, kirk was secretly developing the genesis torpedo! conceived by kirk's son and test detonated by the admiral himself!  the result of this awesome energy was euphemistically called "the genesis planet..." a secret base from which to launch the. annihilation of the klingon people!  we demand the extradition of kirk! we demand justice!	Klingon justice is a unique point of view, Mr. President.
that's the ticket, laddie.	... But it would take years just to figure out the dynamics of this matrix...!
transparent aluminum?	That's the ticket, laddie.
the keyboard... how quaint.	Transparent aluminum?
just use the keyboard...	The keyboard... How quaint.
hello? computer...?	Just use the keyboard...
yes, i noticed. now suppose -- just suppose -- i could show you a way to manufacture a wall that would do the same job but was only an inch thick. would that be worth something to you, eh?	... Are you joking?
that's easy: 6 inches. we carry stuff that big in stock.	Yes, I noticed. Now suppose -- just suppose -- I could show you a way to manufacture a wall that would do the same job but was only an inch thick. would that be worth something to you, eh?
ah, what else indeed? let me put it another way: how thick would a piece of your plexiglass need to be at 60 feet by 10 feet to withstand the pressure of 18,000 cubic feet of water?	That's easy: 6 inches. We carry stuff that big in stock.
sill? what else would i be working with?	Ah, what else indeed? Let me put it another way: how thick would a piece of your plexiglass need to be at 60 feet by 10 feet to withstand the pressure of 18,000 cubic feet of water?
i notice you're still working with polymers.	Sill? What else would I be working with?
... yes?	I notice you're still working with polymers.
doctor nichols, i might have something to offer <u>you</u>.	... Yes?
i will. can my assistant come, too?	Of course.
if you'll follow me, professor --	I will. Can my assistant come, too?
well, that's different.	If you'll follow me, Professor --
with pleasure.	Well, that's different.
professor scott, if you'll --	I demand to see the owners! I demand --
don't know anything about it? i find it difficult to believe that i've come millions of miles --	Millions?
all right, then this is old stuff to you.	Old, yes. But interesting.  Do you mind if I ask a few questions...?
oh, here and there.  i flew something similar in my academy days.	All right, then this is old stuff to you.
right on. you fly?	Oh, here and there.  I flew something similar in my Academy days.
hi. huey 205, isn't it?	Right on. You fly?
hi.	Hi. Huey 205, isn't it?
yes, of course... do you have any message for your mother?	Tell her I feel fine...
they are my friends.	Yes, of course... Do you have any message for your mother?
as i recall, i opposed your enlistment in starfleet... it is possible that judgment was incorrect.  your associates are people of good character.	They are my friends.
most kind, father.	As I recall, I opposed your enlistment in Starfleet... It is possible that judgment was incorrect.  Your associates are people of good character.
it is not an effort. you are my son.  besides; i am most impressed with your performance in this -- crises.	Most kind, Father.
it is kind of you to make this effort.	It is not an effort. You are my son.  Besides; I am most impressed with your performance in this -- crises.
i will be returning to vulcan within the hour... i wanted to take my leave of you.	It is kind of you to make this effort.
father...?	I will be returning to Vulcan within the hour... I wanted to take my leave of you.
ah, sorenara mazu mazu nagaiki wo sareru to mira.  ah... then i am sure that you will have a long and happy life.	Arigato. Sayonara.  Thank you, honorable sir.
sulu hikaru.	Ah, sorenara mazu mazu nagaiki wo sareru to mira.  Ah... Then I am sure that you will have a long and happy life.
chotto omachi nasarei. namae wa nanto moosareruka na.  wait my son. what is your name?	Sulu Hikaru.
ah, chigaau hito da. hanashi kata ga okashii.  yes, this must be true. you talk funny.	Chotto omachi nasarei. Namae wa nanto moosareruka na.  Wait my son. What is your name?
gomen nasarei. hito chigai de gozaranuka na.  i'm sorry, my son. you have mis- taken me for someone else.	Ah, chigaau hito da. Hanashi kata ga okashii.  Yes, this must be true. You talk funny.
ojichan? akira ojichaan dewa naino? koko de nani shiteru no?	Gomen nasarei. Hito chigai de gozaranuka na.  I'm sorry, my son. You have mis- taken me for someone else.
do you really think your mighty federation would be interested in protecting six hundred people?	The "mighty" Federation could learn a few things from this village...
but i have three hundred and eighteen days of vacation time coming. i plan on using them.	I'll be here.
mother and son. you arranged this...?	I thought it might begin the healing process.
you're ro'tin, aren't you...? there's something in the voice.  would you be his friend gal'na?  i helped your mother bathe you when you were a child. she still speaks of you.	You've brought the Federation into the middle of a blood feud, Admiral. The children have returned to expel their elders... just as they were once expelled. Except Ru'afo's need for revenge has now escalated to parricide.
there's a cavern at the base of the next hill...	This way!
what's the rush?	I should warn you... I've always been attracted to older women...
how is it a woman like you never married? and don't tell me you "just haven't gotten around to it yet"...	What's the rush?
right beyond that ridge is where the caves begin... we can hide for days...	By now the Son'a have scanned the area and know that just as well as we do.
jak'tahla?	Roughly translated: puberty... although for a Klingon that's not doing it justice...  Any severe mood swings, unusual aggressive tendencies -- be sure to let me know right away...
there are caves in those mountains.	We can hold them off a long time... once we get there...  But they will not make it easy to get there...
when we're forced away by the terrain, we'll use transport inhibitors to compensate. the mountains have the highest concentrations. once we're there, transport will be virtually impossible...	There are caves in those mountains.
... an offlander?	For someone so young.
i wonder if you're aware of the trust you endanger, jean-luc picard. in my experience, it's unusual for...	... an offlander?
i just... haven't gotten around to it yet.	I wonder if you're aware of the trust you endanger, Jean-Luc Picard. In my experience, it's unusual for...
there's one thing i don't understand.  in three hundred years...you never learned to swim?	I just... haven't gotten around to it yet.
it took us centuries to learn that it doesn't have to take centuries to learn.	There's one thing I don't understand.  In three hundred years...you never learned to swim?
i wish i could spare a few centuries to learn.	It took us centuries to learn that it doesn't have to take centuries to learn.
yes. exactly. nothing more complicated than perception.  you explore the universe. we've discovered a single moment in time can be a universe in itself... full of powerful forces... most people aren't aware enough of the now... to ever notice them...	I wish I could spare a few centuries to learn.
seeing my home planet from space for the first time...	Yes. Exactly. Nothing more complicated than perception.  You explore the universe. We've discovered a single moment in time can be a universe in itself... full of powerful forces... most people aren't aware enough of the now... to ever notice them...
when time seemed to stop... and you could almost live in that moment...	Seeing my home planet from space for the first time...
a perfect moment?	When time seemed to stop... and you could almost live in that moment...
you'll stop reviewing what happened yesterday... stop planning for tomorrow... until you find...  let me ask you a question -- have you ever experienced a perfect moment in time?	A perfect moment?
will it?	You'll stop reviewing what happened yesterday... stop planning for tomorrow... until you find...  Let me ask you a question -- have you ever experienced a perfect moment in time?
more questions. always the explorer. if you stay long enough, that'll change.	Will it?
an apprentice for thirty years.  we've noticed your people's mental discipline. did that develop here?	More questions. Always the explorer. If you stay long enough, that'll change.
this is a school... that's a student's work.  she'll be ready to become an apprentice soon. then, in thirty or forty years, she'll take her place among the artisans...	An apprentice for thirty years.  We've noticed your people's mental discipline. Did that develop here?
the craftsmanship is extraordinary.	This is a school... that's a student's work.  She'll be ready to become an apprentice soon. Then, in thirty or forty years, she'll take her place among the artisans...
you give me more credit than i deserve. of course, i'm tempted. who wouldn't be?  but some of the blackest marks in the history of my world have involved the forced relocation of a small group of people to satisfy the demands of a larger one. i'd like to believe we learn from our mistakes. obviously, some of us haven't.	The craftsmanship is extraordinary.
... who wouldn't be tempted by the promise of perpetual youth? i don't think so.	You give me more credit than I deserve. Of course, I'm tempted. Who wouldn't be?  But some of the blackest marks in the history of my world have involved the forced relocation of a small group of people to satisfy the demands of a larger one. I'd like to believe we learn from our mistakes. Obviously, some of us haven't.
in defense of offlanders, there are many more like me...	... who wouldn't be tempted by the promise of perpetual youth? I don't think so.
you don't live up to your reputation as an offlander, picard.	In defense of offlanders, there are many more like me...
there are days.	You don't live up to your reputation as an offlander, Picard.
but not you.	There are days.
most of my people who live that faster pace would sell their souls to slow it down.	But not you.
we've always known that to survive, we had to remain apart. it hasn't been easy. many of the young people here want to know more about the offland... they're attracted to stories of a faster pace of life...	Most of my people who live that faster pace would sell their souls to slow it down.
clearly, the architects of this conspiracy have tried to keep it a secret. not just from you, but from my people as well.  i don't intend to let them.	We've always known that to survive, we had to remain apart. It hasn't been easy. Many of the young people here want to know more about the offland... they're attracted to stories of a faster pace of life...
there's an unusual metaphasic radiation coming from the planet's rings. it continuously regenerates the cells in our bodies. you must have noticed the effects by now.	We've... just begun to.  I suppose you're seventy-five.
don't panic...	I've been shot at... thrown into the lake out of an invisible ship that's come to abduct us all... what's there to panic about?
deceive us?	To move you off this planet. You go to sleep one night in your village... wake up the next morning in this flying holodeck transported en masse. A week later, maybe a month, you've been relocated on a similar planet without ever realizing it.
i know what a hologram is, captain. the question is -- why would someone want to create one of our village?	Data, if you were following the boy and discovered this ship...
i don't like to leave questions unanswered.	Then you must spend your life answering questions.
why?	I don't like to leave questions unanswered.
i understand how you feel. we just want to retrace data's movements that day...	Why?
you have warp capability?	Capability, yes. But where can warp drive take us, except away from here...?
your directive apparently doesn't include spying on other cultures.	If I were in your shoes, I'd feel the same way after what happened.  The 'artificial lifeform' is a member of my crew. Apparently, he became... ill...
my people have a strict policy of non-interference with other cultures. in fact, it's our prime directive.	Your directive apparently doesn't include spying on other cultures.
we were under the impression they were being held against their will.	It's not our custom to have guests here at all, let alone hold anyone against their will.
i have to go home now.	Bye.
no... i want to stay with you...	It is safer there. I will join you shortly.
tournel will take you the rest of the way...	No... I want to stay with you...
anij!	Tournel will take you the rest of the way...
no one's ever asked me that before.	If you want to know 'what it's like to be a child', you need to learn how to play...
why not...?	No one's ever asked me that before.
androids... don't have...fun.	Why not...?
data... haven't you ever just played... for fun?	Androids... don't have...fun.
but i can run much faster than you... i am capable of exceeding forty-seven meters per second...	Data... haven't you ever just played... for fun?
because you're it. and if you tag me... then i'm it.	But I can run much faster than you... I am capable of exceeding forty-seven meters per second...
for what purpose?	Because you're it. And if you tag me... then I'm it.
chase me!	For what purpose?
i play the violin... and my chess routines are quite advanced...	No, I mean...
do machines ever play?	I play the violin... and my chess routines are quite advanced...
i would gladly accept the requirement of a bedtime in exchange for knowing what it is like to be a child.	Do machines ever play?
but you've never had adults telling you what to do all the time... or bedtimes... or having to eat food you don't like...	I would gladly accept the requirement of a bedtime in exchange for knowing what it is like to be a child.
my legs are eighty-seven-point- two centimeters. they were eighty-seven-point-two centimeters the day i was created. they will be eighty- seven-point-two centimeters the day i go off line. my operation depends on specifications that do not change.  i... cannot imagine... the experience of growing up or even tripping over my own feet...	But you've never had adults telling you what to do all the time... or bedtimes... or having to eat food you don't like...
sometimes i do.	My legs are eighty-seven-point- two centimeters. They were eighty-seven-point-two centimeters the day I was created. They will be eighty- seven-point-two centimeters the day I go off line. My operation depends on specifications that do not change.  I... cannot imagine... the experience of growing up or even tripping over my own feet...
but they are in a constant state of growth. do you find it difficult to adapt?  a child's specifications are never the same from one moment to the next. i am surprised that you do not... trip over your own feet.	Sometimes I do.
for one thing, your legs are shorter than everyone else's.	But they are in a constant state of growth. Do you find it difficult to adapt?  A child's specifications are never the same from one moment to the next. I am surprised that you do not... trip over your own feet.
really.	For one thing, your legs are shorter than everyone else's.
really?	Really.
perhaps it would surprise you to know that i have often tried to imagine what it would be like to be a child...	Really?
i can't imagine what it would be like to be a machine.	Perhaps it would surprise you to know that I have often tried to imagine what it would be like to be a child...
my power cells continually re- charge themselves.	I can't imagine what it would be like to be a machine.
don't you ever get tired?	My power cells continually re- charge themselves.
perhaps, that is true.	Don't you ever get tired?
i know why.  so people like us won't be afraid of you any more.	Perhaps, that is true.
i aspire to be more than i am.	I know why.  So people like us won't be afraid of you any more.
not everyone here agrees with him. i mean, you know, about machines. there was even a big fight about it once.  do you like being a machine?	I aspire to be more than I am.
i don't.	Not everyone here agrees with him. I mean, you know, about machines. There was even a big fight about it once.  Do you like being a machine?
i understand.	I don't.
my father told me i shouldn't talk to you.	I understand.
you're what?	I am better.
there is no need for concern. i am operating within normal parameters now.	You're what?
the artificial lifeform was right?	If not for Data, you'd probably have been re-located by now.
to many offlanders, what you have here would be more valuable than gold-pressed latinum.  and i'm afraid it's the reason that someone is trying to take this world away from you.	The artificial lifeform was right?
won't he rust?	No.
data doesn't breathe.	Won't he rust?
can he breathe under water?	Data doesn't breathe.
not at all. they're fine... in fact, they're better than fine. increased metabolism, high energy, improved muscle tone. we should all be so lucky.	Very good, Doctor. Picard out.
are they in any danger?	Not at all. They're fine... in fact, they're better than fine. Increased metabolism, high energy, improved muscle tone. We should all be so lucky.
they all have slightly elevated levels of endorphin production... probably the result of the environmental anomalies here...	Are they in any danger?
and our people?	They all have slightly elevated levels of endorphin production... probably the result of the environmental anomalies here...
captain, the son'a hostages declined to be examined. i had them confined to quarters.	And our people?
is it safe to move her?	Safer than leaving her here.
she's stabilizing.	Is it safe to move her?
will he live?	Yes. But look at this medscan...
prepare to transport the 'hostages' to the ship...	They should be quarantined before joining the ship's population.
very funny...	Your Captain used to cut quite a rug...
'yew-cheen chef-faw'... my collar size is exactly the same as it was at the academy.	Sure it is. And your hair is still chestnut brown.
you either need a new uniform or a new neck.	'Yew-cheen chef-faw'... My collar size is exactly the same as it was at the Academy.
will the structure hold if we blast through?	I believe it is safe, sir.
i'm showing fresh air  behind this calcite formation, captain...	Will the structure hold if we blast through?
how many?	Another forty-three people reported taken, sir...
captain, i've activated transport inhibitors around the village...	Good. Let's begin to move these people out...
why would the federation or the son'a wish to move the ba'ku?	I don't know.
... it is conceivable i was shot to protect the secret of its existence.	What possible purpose could a duplicate village have except... to deceive the Ba'ku...
incomplete, i might add.	What you're seeing is a computer driven image created by photons and forcefields...
it is clearly federation in origin, captain.	'Just a few loose ends to tie up.'
a ship,	It is clearly Federation in origin, Captain.
tricorder functions are limited due to heavy deposits of kelbonite in these hills...	How about a passive radiation scan?
until this week, that young man probably never saw a  machine, let alone one that walks and talks...	And I do not believe I made a very good first impression.
... i am the personification of everything they have rejected.	Until this week, that young man probably never saw a  machine, let alone one that walks and talks...
it's nothing personal data. you have to remember these people have rejected technology. and you...	... I am the personification of everything they have rejected.
i believe the boy is... afraid... of me.	It's nothing personal data. You have to remember these people have rejected technology. And you...
from the mission...	I was in an isolation suit collecting physiometric data on Ba'ku children. My last memory is going into the hills, following a boy...
'his nose should pant and his lip should curl...'	From the mission...
what's the last thing you remember, data...	'his nose should pant and his lip should curl...'
yes... that looks like them.	What's the last thing you remember, Data...
captain, geordi...?	You're aboard the Enterprise.
hello, data...	Captain, Geordi...?
i do not take orders from you.	If you begin the procedure while the planet is still populated, the Federation will pursue you until...
it is over.	I do not take orders from you.
it is not over.	It is over.
we're taking this ship out of here... this mission is over...	It is not over.
you're not going to launch anything until...	In six hours, every living thing in this system will be dead or dying.
i'll order riker to turn around.	Picard's first officer. Do you really believe he'll listen?
that is not an acceptable option. if people get hurt, all the support we have in the federation...	Federation support, Federation procedures, Federation rules... look in the mirror, Admiral... the Federation is old... in the last twenty four months, it's been challenged by every major power in the quadrant -- the Borg, the Cardassians, the Dominion... they all smell the scent of death on the Federation. That's why you've embraced our offer... because it will give your dear Federation new life. Well, how badly do you want it, Admiral? Because there are hard choices to be made now. If the Enterprise gets through with news about their brave Captain's valiant struggle on behalf of the defenseless Ba'ku, your Federation politicians will waver, your Federation opinion polls will open a public debate, your Federation allies will want their say... need I go on?
talk... we should send down an assault team and take them by force.	That is not an acceptable option. If people get hurt, all the support we have in the Federation...
take me down. let me talk to picard.	Talk... we should send down an assault team and take them by force.
it isn't safe for you to remain in this area.	He's right. Our shields have been upgraded to protect against the environmental anomalies...
your android has turned dangerously violent, captain... considerable damage was done to my ship. he must be destroyed.	I know what Data means to Starfleet, Jean-Luc... but our crew is at the mercy of those people on the planet...
your self-restraint puzzles me, admiral. you continue to deny yourself every benefit this mission has to offer...	I prefer to wait until we can share the benefits with all the people of the Federation...
another time.	Your self-restraint puzzles me, Admiral. You continue to deny yourself every benefit this mission has to offer...
take us into a high orbit.  lie down, admiral. the girls will take twenty years off your face...	Another time.
our procedures were in place to protect the planet's population from unnecessary risk...	Planet's population. Six hundred people. You want to avoid unnecessary risks? Next time leave your android home.
your federation procedures have made this mission ten times as difficult as it needed to be...	Our procedures were in place to protect the planet's population from unnecessary risk...
i wonder... which one of us will be facing that court-martial...	There's nothing further to be gained from this...
order them to surrender, and i promise you won't be court- martialed.	If a court-martial is the only way to tell the people of the Federation what happened here, then I welcome it.
we are only moving six hundred people, jean-luc.	How many people would it take... before it becomes wrong? A thousand? Fifty thousand. A million?
we are betraying the principles upon which the federation was founded... this is an attack on the very soul of the federation.  this will destroy the ba'ku. just as cultures have been destroyed in every other forced relocation throughout history.	We are only moving six hundred people, Jean-Luc.
the ba'ku.	We are betraying the principles upon which the Federation was founded... this is an attack on the very soul of the Federation.  This will destroy the Ba'ku. Just as cultures have been destroyed in every other forced relocation throughout history.
it would take ten years of normal exposure to begin to reverse their condition. some of them won't survive that long. besides, they don't want to live in the middle of the briar patch... who would?	The Ba'ku.
then the son'a can establish a separate colony on this planet until we do...	It would take ten years of normal exposure to begin to reverse their condition. Some of them won't survive that long. Besides, they don't want to live in the middle of The Briar Patch... who would?
our best scientific minds already have. we can't find any other way to do this.	Then the Son'a can establish a separate colony on this planet until we do...
delay the procedure. let my people look at the technology.	Our best scientific minds already have. We can't find any other way to do this.
the concentration in the rings is what makes the whole damned thing work. don't ask me to explain it. i only know they inject something into the rings that starts a thermolytic reaction. after it's over, the planet will be unlivable for generations.	Delay the procedure. Let my people look at the technology.
there are metaphasic particles all over the briar patch. why must this planet be...	The concentration in the rings is what makes the whole damned thing work. Don't ask me to explain it. I only know they inject something into the rings that starts a thermolytic reaction. After it's over, the planet will be unlivable for generations.
with metaphasics, lifespans will be doubled... an entire new medical science will evolve...  i understand your chief engineer has the use of his eyes for the first time in his life... would you take his sight away from him?	There are metaphasic particles all over The Briar Patch. Why must this planet be...
someone probably said the same thing about the romulans a century ago.	With metaphasics, lifespans will be doubled... an entire new medical science will evolve...  I understand your Chief Engineer has the use of his eyes for the first time in his life... would you take his sight away from him?
on earth, petroleum once turned petty thugs into world leaders. warp drive transformed a bunch of romulan thugs into an empire. we can handle the son'a, i'm not worried about that...	Someone probably said the same thing about the Romulans a century ago.
our partners are nothing more than petty thugs.	On Earth, petroleum once turned petty thugs into world leaders. Warp drive transformed a bunch of Romulan thugs into an empire. We can handle the Son'a, I'm not worried about that...
right. we have the planet and they have the technology -- a technology we can't duplicate. you know what that makes us? their partners.	Our partners are nothing more than petty thugs.
a planet in federation space...	Right. We have the planet and they have the technology -- a technology we can't duplicate. You know what that makes us? Their partners.
there are six hundred people down there. we'll be able to use the regenerative properties of this radiation to help billions.  the son'a have developed a procedure to collect the metaphasic particles form the planets rings...	A planet in Federation space...
who are we to decide the next course of evolution for these people?	There are six hundred people down there. We'll be able to use the regenerative properties of this radiation to help billions.  The Son'a have developed a procedure to collect the metaphasic particles form the planets rings...
the prime directive doesn't apply. these people are not indigenous to this world. they were never meant to be immortal. we'll simply be restoring their natural evolution.	Who are we to decide the next course of evolution for these people?
how can there be an order to abandon the prime directive...?	The Prime Directive doesn't apply. These people are not indigenous to this world. They were never meant to be immortal. We'll simply be restoring their natural evolution.
i'm acting on orders form the federation council.	How can there be an order to abandon the Prime Directive...?
... or understand that they were participating in the outright theft of a world.  i won't let you move them, admiral. i'll go to the federation council...	I'm acting on orders form the Federation Council.
that's why we put chromodynamic shields in place - so our people wouldn't feel the effects from the metaphasic radiation...	... or understand that they were participating in the outright theft of a world.  I won't let you move them, Admiral. I'll go to the Federation Council...
your "briar patch" turned out to be more hospitable than i expected.	That's why we put chromodynamic shields in place - so our people wouldn't feel the effects from the metaphasic radiation...
you're looking well, jean-luc. rested.	Your "Briar Patch" turned out to be more hospitable than I expected.
you're not finished here?	Just a few loose ends to tie up. Dougherty out.
i'll need all your paperwork tomorrow. we're heading back your way. set a course to rendezvous with us so you can transfer the crew and equipment on your way out.	You're not finished here?
in stasis. la forge is completing the diagnostic.	I'll need all your paperwork tomorrow. We're heading back your way. Set a course to rendezvous with us so you can transfer the crew and equipment on your way out.
you've done a terrific job, jean- luc. now, pack your bags and get the hell out of there. how's data?	In stasis. La Forge is completing the diagnostic.
... and because they have warp capabilities, the consequences to their society are minimal...	You've done a terrific job, Jean- Luc. Now, pack your bags and get the hell out of there. How's Data?
understood.	Good luck. Dougherty out.
all right. you have twelve hours, captain. then i want you out of the briar patch. in the meantime, we'll be heading out to the perimeter to call for son'a reinforcements in case you fail.	Understood.
i wish i had better news. commander data attacked us in the mission scout ship yesterday. ru'afo and i have decided to send in an assault team...	Sir, Commander Worf and I have been working on several tactical plans to safely...
this was too important for the enterprise to be on the sidelines, admiral...	I wish I had better news. Commander Data attacked us in the mission scout ship yesterday. Ru'afo and I have decided to send in an assault team...
captain, i wasn't expecting you.	This was too important for the Enterprise to be on the sidelines, Admiral...
what kind of concerns?	We haven't fully identified the anomalies yet. They're calling this whole area The Briar Patch... it took us a day to reach a location where we could get a signal out to you. Just get me Data's schematics. I'll keep you informed.  Dougherty out.
that's probably not a good idea. your ship hasn't been fitted for this region; there are environmental concerns...	What kind of concerns?
the enterprise can be at your position in two days, admiral...	That's probably not a good idea. Your ship hasn't been fitted for this region; there are environmental concerns...
... and now he's holding our people hostage down there...	The Enterprise can be at your position in two days, Admiral...
you have no idea what precipitated his behavior?	... And now he's holding our people hostage down there...
the countdown control has been transferred to the collector...i can't override...	Scan for lifesigns.
it doesn't matter where he is. as soon as he realizes something is happening, he'll override my commands with one word at his com- link...	What if he doesn't realize something's happening...  Can you get me to a transmitter? I have to speak with Worf and Data on the surface... we'll need their help...
if we could lure him away from the bridge...	It doesn't matter where he is. As soon as he realizes something is happening, he'll override my commands with one word at his com- link...
but i would need at least three minutes on the bridge.	If we could lure him away from the bridge...
do you know how to disable the injector?	But I would need at least three minutes on the bridge.
what you're asking me to do... is impossible... the crew is loyal to ru'afo...	Do you know how to disable the injector?
is this how a federation officer begs for his life?	I'm not begging for my life. I'm begging for yours.  There is still a way home, Gal'na.
a coward... without the moral courage to stop an unspeakable atrocity. you offend me.	Is this how a Federation officer begs for his life?
the shields in that section won't protect them against the thermolytic reaction...	Thank-you for reminding me.
separate the starfleet personnel and secure them in the aft cargo hold... see that picard joins them...	The shields in that section won't protect them against the thermolytic reaction...
no one hated them more than you, gal'na.  we've come a long way together. this is the moment we've planned for so many years...	Separate the Starfleet personnel and secure them in the aft cargo hold... see that Picard joins them...
moving them is one thing. killing them all...	No one hated them more than you, Gal'na.  We've come a long way together. This is the moment we've planned for so many years...
deploy the collector.	Moving them is one thing. Killing them all...
may i talk to you alone?	Deploy the collector.
admiral dougherty will not be joining us for diner. deploy the collector.  do you have a problem with those orders?	May I talk to you alone?
there is an alternative to an all- out assault. isolinear tags would allow our transporters to lock on to them.	We'd have to tag every one of them... that would take time... and we don't have it. The Enterprise is only nineteen hours from communications range with the Federation...
they're following the kelbonite deposits... using the interference to block our transporters...	Recommendations?
sir, as the enterprise left orbit, one of their support craft went down to the surface.  it appeared to be the captain's yacht. five persons on board.	We're not waiting until morning... take the shuttles and get everyone off the surface tonight.
the injector performs perfectly in every simulation...	Sir, as the Enterprise left orbit, one of their support craft went down to the surface.  It appeared to be the Captain's Yacht. Five persons on board.
no, sir. but it wasn't easy... being among them...	I'm sure. Just don't forget what they did to us.  We'll have them rounded up in a day or two... we needn't bother with the Federation holo-ship any more. Just get the holding cells ready.
gallatin! so the righteous starfleet captain finally released you. did you encounter any problems on the surface?	No, sir. But it wasn't easy... being among them...
... had regenerated.	It may not last after we leave. If not, I just wanted, before we go...  I've never actually seen a sunrise.
funniest thing, captain. there wasn't anything wrong with my implants. there was something right with my eyes. when doctor crusher removed the ocular connections, she found the cells around my optic nerves...	... had regenerated.
implants bothering you?	It's nothing. I'm just tired.
and yet he attacked us. and told the ba'ku we were a threat...	Implants bothering you?
in a sense, that's all he knew. the system is designed to protect him against anyone who might try to take advantage of his memory loss.	And yet he attacked us. And told the Ba'ku we were a threat...
so, you're saying he still knew the difference between right and wrong.	In a sense, that's all he knew. The system is designed to protect him against anyone who might try to take advantage of his memory loss.
his ethical and moral subroutines took over all of his basic functions...	So, you're saying he still knew the difference between right and wrong.
fail-safe?	His ethical and moral subroutines took over all of his basic functions...
all i know is that he was functioning normally until he was shot. then, his fail-safe system was activated...	Fail-safe?
why would they fire at him without provocation?	All I know is that he was functioning normally until he was shot. Then, his fail-safe system was activated...
i don't believe it happened that way.	Why would they fire at him without provocation?
the son'a reports claim they didn't fire until after he malfunctioned.	I don't believe it happened that way.
by a son'a weapon.  there's no doubt about it, sir. that's what made data malfunction.	The Son'a reports claim they didn't fire until after he malfunctioned.
do you know how they were damaged?	By a Son'a weapon.  There's no doubt about it, sir. That's what made Data malfunction.
i took these out of data's neural net... they contain memory engrams...	Do you know how they were damaged?
the torque sensors are out of alignment... by twelve microns... you could hear that?	When I was an ensign, I could detect a three-micron mis- alignment...
we're about to lose communications with starfleet, captain.	Do you have everything you need from command?
they... are in opposite directions, sir...	Are they...?
i want our guests to depart as quickly a etiquette allows. i'll ask worf to delay his return to ds9 so he can join us. we're going to stop by sector four-four- one on our way to the goren system.	They... are in opposite directions, sir...
that's your expert opinion?	Detonating the warp core might neutralize the cascade... but then again it might not. Subspace weapons are unpredictable. That's why they were banned.
you got me, commander.	That's your expert opinion?
will that stop the tear?	You got me, Commander.
if we don't outrun them, the manifolds are going to be the only thing left of this ship.	I'll be in Engineering.
the manifold can't handle full impulse in the patch, commander.	If we don't outrun them, the manifolds are going to be the only thing left of this ship.
full impulse.	The manifold can't handle full impulse in the Patch, Commander.
i think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone.	Full impulse.
a photon torpedo.  isn't that the universal greeting when communications are down?	I think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone.
if it works you mean.	Even if it doesn't, they'll be teaching kids as the Academy not to do this for years to come.
i wouldn't be surprised if history remembers this as the riker maneuver...	If it works you mean.
negative. i want to use the ramscoop to collect as much of it as we can...	The purpose being...?
aye, sir. highly volatile...i recommend we keep our distance...	Negative. I want to use the ramscoop to collect as much of it as we can...
options?	Eject the core.
we're pulling it like a zipper across space...	Options?
commander, if one of their weapons hits that gas...	It's our only way out of here, Mister Nara.
the purpose being i intend to shove it down the son'a's throat.	Commander, if one of their weapons hits that gas...
the tear is closing on us... impact in fifteen seconds...	Eject the core.
sir, they've detonated an isolytic burst... a subspace tear is forming...	On screen.
i don't think they believe us.	Why not?
they're powering their forward weapons array.	Blow out the ramscoop. Stand by full thrusters.
we're still thirty-six minutes from transmission range, sir.	We're through running from these bastards.
i thought subspace weapons were banned by the khitomer accord...	Remind me to lodge a protest...
cometary debris, pockets of unstable metreon gas... we don't want to go in there, sir...	Yes, we do.  You're relieved, Ensign. Take over at Ops.
what's inside that nebula cluster?	Cometary debris, pockets of unstable metreon gas... we don't want to go in there, sir...
how long 'til they reach us?	Eighteen minutes...
commander, i'm showing two son'a ships on an intercept course.	How long 'til they reach us?
the council has ordered a halt to the ba'ku relocation while they conduct a top-level review.	Top level review, my ass. There'll be no cover-up of this. Not after I get...
there's a short letter i left you all, just some... sentimental nonsense... the computer will bring it to your attention at oh- four-hundred... i'd just as soon you delete it...	Fat chance. I'll post it on every monitor on the ship...
you must be planning on doing some hunting.	Go back to your quarters  That's an order.
prepare the ship for departure at oh-seven-hundred hours.	Aye, sir.
deck five.	You Klingons never do anything small, do you...
we're not going anywhere.	Deck five.
admiral dougherty wants to know why we haven't left yet...	We're not going anywhere.
so where are the 'environmental concerns' the admiral was talking about?	The only unusual readings were low levels of metaphasic radiation from interstellar dust across the region...
nothing dangerous turned up in the astrometric survey...	So where are the 'environmental concerns' the Admiral was talking about?
we won't be able to go any faster than one-third impulse in that muck...	Nothing dangerous turned up in the astrometric survey...
... and gorgonzolla cheese.	We won't be able to go any faster than one-third impulse in that muck...
who is it?	Commander Riker...
'yew-cheen chef-faw.'	Deck ten.
... so they need us to put out one more brush fire.  anyone remember when we used to be explorers?	'Yew-cheen chef-faw.'
the diplomatic corps is busy with dominion negotiations.	... so they need us to put out one more brush fire.  Anyone remember when we used to be explorers?
we can't delay the archaeological expedition to hanoran two. it would put us into the middle of monsoon season...	The Diplomatic Corps is busy with Dominion negotiations.
they need us to mediate some territorial dispute...	We can't delay the archaeological expedition to Hanoran Two. It would put us into the middle of monsoon season...
ask them.	I'm afraid there's too much bitterness... on both sides.
i wish there was a way to bring them back home.	Ask them.
you've not aged a day since then?	Actually, I was a good deal older when we arrived... in terms of my physical condition.
we came here from a solar system on the verge of self- annihilation... where technology had created weapons that threatened to destroy all life. a small group of us set off to find a new home... a home that would be isolated from the threats of other worlds.  that was three hundred and nine years ago.	You've not aged a day since then?
no, we're here to... rescue them.	As you wish. But I would ask you to disarm yourselves. This village is a sanctuary of life.
would you like something to eat?	No, we're here to... rescue them.
jean-luc picard... my officers doctor crusher and counselor troi.	Would you like something to eat?
my name is sojef, captain.	Jean-Luc Picard... my officers Doctor Crusher and Counselor Troi.
we're coming as fast as we can... we can't risk using phasers...	I understand. Tell Doctor Crusher to have a hypospray of lectrazine ready...
worf, you must hurry...	We're coming as fast as we can... we can't risk using phasers...
yes... yes, i... can hear you...	We're trying to get to you, sir...
worf to picard...	Yes... yes, I... can hear you...
i... i must have slept through my alarm. i'm on my way...	We'll skip the court martial this time... Picard out.
bridge to captain picard. we are approaching sector four-four-one.	Slow to impulse. We're on our way.
negative. he's established a security field around the control room...	Is there any other way to disable the injector?
can you beam him off?	Negative. He's established a security field around the control room...
one. it's ru'afo.	Can you beam him off?
all injector sub-systems are confirmed off-line.	Decloak the holo-ship and engage a tractor beam, Mister Worf.
isolinear tags. their transporters can lock onto them.	We have to find shelter...
the ba'ku could use some rest, sir. according to the geo-scan, this may be the safest area for the next few kilometers...	Very well. We'll take an hour. Break out some rations...
you need a haircut, commander.	Accelerated hair growth is often experienced by Klingons during Jak'tahla...
should i distribute phasers to the ba'ku, sir...?	No. We'll be responsible for that, Mister Worf.
doctor crusher asked to talk to you when you returned...	Picard to Crusher...
no, sir. it is a gorch.	Gorch?
debrief them again.  have you been in a fight, commander?	No, sir. It is a gorch.
no, sir...	Debrief them again.  Have you been in a fight, Commander?
did any of the hostages mention a cloaked ship during their debriefings?	No, sir...
the damping sequencer was damaged by phaser fire!	Transferring controls to manual.
sir, inertial coupling is exceeding tolerance... if we don't release him, he may destroy both vessels...	I'm not letting go of him.
no, sir. i haven't had a chance to meet all the new crew members since i've been back...	They're composers, Worf, from the nineteenth century. Data was rehearsing a part in H.M.S. Pinafore before he left...  "A British tar is a soaring soul, As free as a mountain bird, His energetic first should be ready to resist A dictatorial word..."
do you know gilbert and sullivan?	No, sir. I haven't had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I've been back...
scanners are off line!	Evasive maneuvers... heading one- four-zero mark three-one...
he's activated a transport inhibitor.	Prepare to enter the atmosphere... we'll use the ionospheric boundary to shake him...
beam him out!	He's activated a transport inhibitor.
direct hit. he's resetting his shield harmonics...	Beam him out!
make it so.	Direct hit. He's resetting his shield harmonics...
sir, if we fire a tachyon burst, it may force him to reset his shield harmonics. when he does, we could beam him out...	Make it so.
sir?	Hmm? Oh, it's just something my mother used to...
come out, come out wherever you are...	Sir?
the metaphasic radiation in those rings is in a state of extreme flux. steer clear of them, mister worf...	Come out, come out wherever you are...
he might be using the planet's rings to mask his approach.	The metaphasic radiation in those rings is in a state of extreme flux. Steer clear of them, Mister Worf...
transmit a wide band co-variant signal. that'll get his attention.	He might be using the planet's rings to mask his approach.
sensors are not picking up any ships coming from the surface...	Transmit a wide band co-variant signal. That'll get his attention.
i've already modified a tricorder with one of his spare actuation servos. its operational range is only seven meters but it should shut him down...	It's good to have you back, Worf.  Slow to one-third. Take us in.
captain...	Worf, what the hell are you doing here?
counselor?	They have an incredible clarity of perception, Captain. I've never encountered a species with such mental discipline...
we've downloaded all the files on the duck blind mission as well as intelligence reports on the son'a.	You have two days to become experts... Mister Worf, your job and mine will be to find a plan to safely capture Data.
oh, my god, are they vegetarians? that's not in here...	Better have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette... something that goes well with chrysanthemums...
say the greeting again...	Yew-cheen chef-faw... emphasis on the 'cheen' and the 'faw'...
... population three hundred million...	Say the greeting again...
all hands. battle stations!	And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?
augh?	I never kissed you with a beard before.
augh.	Augh?
on this ship, anything can happen. and usually does.	Augh.
what i need, i can't get from doctor crusher...  counselor, do you think it's possible for two people to go back in time to fix a mistake they've made?	On this ship, anything can happen. And usually does.
... doctor crusher has something that'll take care of that...	What I need, I can't get from Doctor Crusher...  Counselor, do you think it's possible for two people to go back in time to fix a mistake they've made?
... i'm not sleeping well...	... Doctor Crusher has something that'll take care of that...
... i believe you...	... I'm not sleeping well...
both.  i think i'm having a mid-life crisis...	... I believe you...
or you could try lying down.	You're in quite a mood today.
why don't you try sitting up?	Or you could try lying down.
but it's comfortable.	Why don't you try sitting up?
this isn't one of the usual therapeutic postures...	But it's comfortable.
whatever makes you comfortable...	This isn't one of the usual therapeutic postures...
got a minute? i... need a little counseling.  first time for everything. do i... lie down... or what?	Whatever makes you comfortable...
come in.  hi.	Got a minute? I... need a little counseling.  First time for everything. Do I... lie down... or what?
no children?	If that's true, they're a dying race.
it says here that some form of genetic damage has apparently prevented the son'a from procreating...	No children?
was i doing something to your neck?	It says here that some form of genetic damage has apparently prevented the Son'a from procreating...
what you're doing to my neck...	Was I doing something to your neck?
what...?	What you're doing to my neck...
you haven't done that in a long time...	What...?
good question.	You haven't done that in a long time...
why would we be involved with these people?	Good question.
hmm, i should feel right at home with them...	You're in luck... it says here they've taken women from several races as indentured servants.
nomadic, collectors of precious metals, jewels...	Hmm, I should feel right at home with them...
you should feel right at home with them.	Nomadic, collectors of precious metals, jewels...
wine, women and song.	You should feel right at home with them.
what are they interested in...?	Wine, women and song.
i don't see anything to suggest the son'a have any interest in sociology...	What are they interested in...?
why was data assigned?	"Environmental concerns", again. An android could be safely exposed to the elements during the installation of a duck blind...
the son'a discovered an m-class planet with humanoid life six months ago. turned out it's in us to get approval for a sociological study. the federation council suggested it be a joint mission...	Why was Data assigned?
they must have been locked and secured after we were beamed here.	Isolate one and re-route its command sequence through the auxiliary processor...
this ship is equipped with fourteen long range transporters... are they all useless...?	They must have been locked and secured after we were beamed here.
your scanners must be malfunctioning.	All ship functions are off-line.
sir, i am not showing any change in metaphasic flux levels...	Your scanners must be malfunctioning.
exactly as the simulations predicted...	Sir, I am not showing any change in metaphasic flux levels...
initiate launch sequence.	Activating injector assembly.
we're fine, sir. it will take some... time to explain.	I look forward to reading your report.
it's been destroyed. the borg threat is over.  are you all right? the enterprise disappeared from our sensors for a moment.	We're fine, sir. It will take some... time to explain.
admiral... what's the status of the borg fleet?	It's been destroyed. The Borg threat is over.  Are you all right? The Enterprise disappeared from our sensors for a moment.
good hunting. hayes out.	Mister Data, set a pursuit course. Maximum warp.
absolutely.	Good hunting. Hayes out.
the new quantum torpedoes are doing the trick, jean-luc. we've destroyed forty-seven borg ships so far... and only lost fifteen of our own.  but one of the borg ships has broken through our defenses, and it's heading directly for earth. can you handle it?	Absolutely.
beverly, there were many reasons why you and i...	I'd call them excuses. And the first excuse on both our lists was our "sense of duty." We convinced ourselves that it was more important than anything else. And you know what? It's not.
you want some advice? don't do this again.  you know exactly what i mean.	Beverly, there were many reasons why you and I...
regardless of how i may feel about ruby... our fates lie along different paths. nothing can change that.	You want some advice? Don't do this again.  You know exactly what I mean.
if they're not... we'd better get used to living in montana.	That might not be so bad... at least for you.
you think they're still up there?	If they're not... we'd better get used to living in Montana.
not yet.	You think they're still up there?
he was so confused by what i was doing, i don't think he even noticed.  any word from the enterprise?	Not yet.
how did doctor almack react to that?	He was so confused by what I was doing, I don't think he even noticed.  Any word from the Enterprise?
but i had a little help. surgical transporter. i used it to beam out most of the bone fragments from his brain.	How did Doctor Almack react to that?
it was an experience. metal scalpels... needle and thread...	But I had a little help. Surgical transporter. I used it to beam out most of the bone fragments from his brain.
you actually performed surgery...?	It was an experience. Metal scalpels... needle and thread...
i have to go back to the silo. will you be all right?	I'll be fine.  He's a different story.
yes. but until then, you'll have to make do with what you've got.	That'll be interesting.
he's stable... for now.  but it would be better if we could contact... our friends.	Yes. But until then, you'll have to make do with what you've got.
there must be some good people... even in this time.	Let's hope so. Because if Cochrane dies... the future may die with him.
i'm saying they might shoot us on sight. you have to remember... these people have watched their entire way of life collapse around them.	There must be some good people... even in this time.
are you saying they won't help us?	I'm saying they might shoot us on sight. You have to remember... these people have watched their entire way of life collapse around them.
it may not be that simple. this is an extremely difficult and paranoid time in human history.	Are you saying they won't help us?
what are we waiting for? let's go.	It may not be that simple. This is an extremely difficult and paranoid time in human history.
as i recall, the town of resurrection is about two kilometers east of here. they might have a hospital...	What are we waiting for? Let's go.
jean-luc, this man needs medical attention, now.	As I recall, the town of Resurrection is about two kilometers East of here. They might have a hospital...
it's not the radiation... and there's nothing wrong with the combadges... the enterprise just isn't responding.	Jean-Luc, this man needs medical attention, now.
it's cochrane.	I've stabilized him for now... but he's in a coma and he's going to need radiometric therapy. I want to take him to the ship.
i'm afraid so. if the borg succeed in preventing first contact with the vulcans... earth will remain in the second dark age... an easy target when the borg arrive in the 24th century.	Well, why didn't you just say so in the first place?
but he's been dead for three hundred...  oh god... we've gone back in time again, haven't we?	I'm afraid so. If the Borg succeed in preventing First Contact with the Vulcans... Earth will remain in the Second Dark Age... an easy target when the Borg arrive in the 24th century.
yes...	But he's been dead for three hundred...  Oh God... we've gone back in time again, haven't we?
cochrane... the inventor of warp drive?	Yes...
we're here to find zephram cochrane. he may be injured or dead.	Cochrane... the inventor of warp drive?
go where? hello? is anyone going to tell me what we're doing here?	We're here to find Zephram Cochrane. He may be injured or dead.
montana.  energize.	Montana? Well, that answers everything. Why the hell are we --
the occipital fracture is widening... we're going to have to fuse the bones...	I'm a little worried about some of these bone fragments. If they move any closer to the brain, we could be looking at a hemorrhage.
his automatic reflexes are fluctuating. we've got to get him on a respirator.	Bag him.
um... yeah.  now he's going to need a respirator. do you have one?	We have two... but we don't have the juice to run them.
is it japanese?	Um... yeah.  Now he's going to need a respirator. Do you have one?
how long has he been unconscious?	At least four hours.
i believe so.	Do it.
can you configure it?	I believe so.
the problem must lie in the interface between starfleet and borg technology. your console may not be configured to handle the data flow.	Can you configure it?
your diagnostics are in error. i need weapons.	The problem must lie in the interface between Starfleet and Borg technology. Your console may not be configured to handle the data flow.
vulcan?	No.
there is a perimeter alert. a ship has entered sensor range.	Vulcan?
no... no, it's so... empty... please... give it back... i need it...	And I need to control this ship. Let me into your mind.
... is to yourself. don't make me hurt you again...	No... no, it's so... empty... please... give it back... I need it...
yes... but the enterprise... my duty...	... is to yourself. Don't make me hurt you again...
isn't it better like this...?	Yes... but the Enterprise... my duty...
i've deactivated the sensory inputs. that flesh on your body is just meat, now.	No... no, please... you cannot...
yes...	Then take the final step... give me the Enterprise... and we can be together... always.
a universe of sensation is waiting for you... don't you want to explore it... with me?	Yes...
i am... grateful for what you have given me. but i still do not wish to be assimilated.	A universe of sensation is waiting for you... don't you want to explore it... with me?
my creator did not intend for me to experience these things.	I'm your creator now.
have you ever know a woman? do you know what it's like to feel her breath on your face... her skin against yours... flesh against flesh?	My creator did not intend for me to experience these things.
more lies.	Have you ever know a woman? Do you know what it's like to feel her breath on your face... her skin against yours... flesh against flesh?
i wish to... go back to the way i was.	More lies.
you're becoming more human all the time, data. now you're learning how to lie.	I wish to... go back to the way I was.
i... do not want this...	You're becoming more human all the time, Data. Now you're learning how to lie.
have they given you what i have given you? did they even try?	I... do not want this...
that is not true. they have tried to help me.	Have they given you what I have given you? Did they even try?
they're not your friends... they've held you back... kept you from your destiny...	That is not true. They have tried to help me.
no. i will not betray my friends.	They're not your friends... they've held you back... kept you from your destiny...
it would appear that you are attempting to graft organic skin onto my endo-skeletal structure.	What a cold description... for such a beautiful gift.
do you know what this is, data?	It would appear that you are attempting to graft organic skin onto my endo-skeletal structure.
that's because you haven't been properly... stimulated yet.	Do you know what this is, Data?
i do not know what you are referring to.	That's because you haven't been properly... stimulated yet.
you've taken your first step toward perfection. how does it feel?	I do not know what you are referring to.
have you ever wondered what it's like to have flesh?	It is impossible to imagine sensations for which I have no frame of reference.
you are the guiding intelligence behind the borg...?	Intelligence... ambition... desire... I bring order to chaos...
mister data, i want to know the exact date and time.  give me a damage report on that missile silo.	Today is March second, 2063. The time in Montana is oh-eight-forty- five.
what year is it?	According to our astrometric readings... the year is 2063.
the vortex is collapsing, sir.	Contact Starfleet Command.
i have helm control.	Where's the Sphere?
it has entered earth orbit.  correction -- it is not in orbit. it is heading directly toward the surface.	What?
go to impulse. where's the borg ship?	It has entered Earth orbit.  Correction -- it is not in orbit. It is heading directly toward the surface.
we are approaching the terran system, captain.	Go to impulse. Where's the Borg ship?
the borg ship has modified its shields, captain. our phasers will no longer be effective.	Ready quantum torpedo.
dispersive armor is holding.	Bring us about. Target Borg ship alpha four, port side battery.
that is a contradiction. the borg act as a collective consciousness. there are no individuals.	I am the beginning... the end. I am the one who is many. I am the Borg.
i am the borg.	That is a contradiction. The Borg act as a collective consciousness. There are no individuals.
who are you?	I am the Borg.
i am unlike any lifeform you have encountered before. as an android, i am in complete control of my neural net. the information contained there cannot be forcibly removed.	You are an imperfect being... created by an imperfect being. Finding your weakness is only a matter of time.
but now... they are all one with the borg.	I am unlike any lifeform you have encountered before. As an android, I am in complete control of my neural net. The information contained there cannot be forcibly removed.
no. human beings do not have that luxury, and neither should i.	I will admit... there are times when I wish I had an emotion chip I could turn on and off.
we still have to make reports on ten more crewmen killed in action. maybe you should deactivate your emotion chip until we're done.	No. Human beings do not have that luxury, and neither should I.
i am still having difficulty integrating certain emotions into my programming. grief, loss, remorse...	We still have to make reports on ten more crewmen killed in action. Maybe you should deactivate your emotion chip until we're done.
data... are you sure you're all right?	I am still having difficulty integrating certain emotions into my programming. Grief, loss, remorse...
not very well. we met shortly after the enterprise-e was commissioned. i found her to be a most... promising officer.	Data... are you sure you're all right?
did you know her?	Not very well. We met shortly after the Enterprise-E was commissioned. I found her to be a most... promising officer.
the planet's surface is covered with borg technology.  so is the moon... and three other planets in this solar system.	But how?
what did you do to the batteries?	Oh... just a little tinkering. How is he?
where?	Outside, around back. Next to the water tank.
i told you, there's no --	Where?
where's the battery room for the hospital?	I told you, there's no --
juice?	Power. There hasn't been a lot of wind through here for the last couple of weeks. Most of the batteries are depleted.
"apr cell count?" what the hell are you talking about?	Doctor Crusher has been... studying some advanced medical theories.
they're getting awfully close... what the hell are they doing?	We're crossing the threshold!
their com system must still be down.	Well, I feel a whole lot better with them out there. We may need some help.
picard to enterprise.  picard to enterprise -- do you read me?	Their com system must still be down.
captain, the enterprise!	Picard to Enterprise.  Picard to Enterprise -- do you read me?
one minute to warp threshold...	Captain, the Enterprise!
there's no temporal shielding in here! we're starting to pick up relativistic effects!	One minute to warp threshold...
speed -- two hundred, seventy-five thousand kilometers per second.	There's no temporal shielding in here! We're starting to pick up relativistic effects!
the inertial dampers are having trouble compensating... i don't think cochrane built this thing for comfort.	Speed -- two hundred, seventy-five thousand kilometers per second.
i'm on it...	The inertial dampers are having trouble compensating... I don't think Cochrane built this thing for comfort.
passing one-half light speed. the starboard nacelle's running a little hot...	I'm on it...
the nacelles are charged... nuclear warhead standing by. we're ready to ignite the warp drive.	<U>Engage.</U>
bring the warp core on-line. i'll lay in a heading.	The nacelles are charged... nuclear warhead standing by. We're ready to ignite the warp drive.
the vulcans should be out there right now. we need to break the warp barrier in the next five minutes if we're going to get their attention.	Bring the warp core on-line. I'll lay in a heading.
as they used to say... all systems are go.	The Vulcans should be out there right now. We need to break the warp barrier in the next five minutes if we're going to get their attention.
ready to deploy the warp nacelles.	As they used to say... all systems are go.
there's a red light on the second intake valve.	Ignore it. We'll be fine.  Prepare for first stage shut-down and separation on my mark...
entering the upper ionospere...	There's a red light on the second intake valve.
altitude fifty kilometers...	Entering the upper ionospere...
solid rocket fuel at twenty-five thousand kilograms...	Altitude fifty kilometers...
what's still there?	Get a tricorder. You're going to have to track my exact position in that room...
then we'll just have to assume it's still there...	What's still there?
no... the door's too thick.	Then we'll just have to assume it's still there...
captain... we've got less than ten minutes before that vulcan ship leaves the system. we've got to go <u>now</u>.	It'll have to wait. Come on.
captain --	This is Picard. I've suspended the launch sequence.
tell her to go back to resurrection.	She's a very... determined woman.  Phoenix to control. Mister Lange... let her in.
we can't leave her out there. when the ship launches... she'll be killed.	Tell her to go back to Resurrection.
always am.	Phoenix to control.  Initiating five minute countdown... mark.
ready to make a little history?	Always am.
where's you get the alloy for the throttle itself?	They used copper pipes in their plumbing... so I melted it down... and fused it with some tritanium from one of our phaser casings.  It's not the strongest alloy... but it's better than all this crude aluminum and steel.
maybe...  sure. yeah. as long as i could get a clear look at the intake configuration. but so far, we haven't found any other photos.	If there are other photographs... I think I may know how to find them.
we need to launch this ship in under eighteen hours...  there must be some design schematics... blueprints...	We're tearing this place apart looking for them... but the computers are down, and the fires destroyed half the files...so far, nothing.
yeah... if i knew what it looked like. there's probably five hundred ways to design a valve like this...	We need to launch this ship in under eighteen hours...  There must be some design schematics... blueprints...
can you reconstruct the throttle valve?	Yeah... if I knew what it looked like. There's probably five hundred ways to design a valve like this...
this used to be the throttle valve assembly.  it controls the thrust of the engines. it's been completely vaporized... and without it, there's no way to launch the ship.	Can you reconstruct the throttle valve?
picard to enterprise.  enterprise, please respond.	It could be the radiation, Captain. Try from the surface.
blast door. it's designed to protect the control room when the missile is launched.	There should be some kind of manual release...
alphanumeric lock. we need a password to get in...	I have the password right here.
i'm picking up faint life signs twenty meters below.	There should be an access hatch nearby...
i'm having trouble scanning underground. there's a lot of radiation leaking from something.	Probably from the nuclear warhead. Cochrane was planning to use it to ignite the warp drive.
how serious is the damage?	I'm having trouble scanning underground. There's a lot of radiation leaking from something.
this must be it.	How serious is the damage?
i have the silo, sir. bearing three one zero... distance, three hundred meters.	Let's go.
captain, i'm starting to worry about the hull integrity. we've been running the support field at full power for three hours straight. i don't know how much longer it's going to hold up.	Understood. Keep me informed.
ready.	Initiate pre-ignition sequence.
main bus...	Ready.
active.	Main bus...
atr setting...	Active.
i've enhanced the plasma injectors -- don't worry, they'll see it.	Well, with any luck... the Vulcans will land outside Resurrection tomorrow morning... and Earth will never be the same again.
what about our warp signature? it has to be strong enough for them to detect.	I've enhanced the plasma injectors -- don't worry, they'll see it.
it'll be tight, but we should make it.	What about our warp signature? It has to be strong enough for them to detect.
are we on schedule? the vulcan ship will be here in less than two hours.	It'll be tight, but we should make it.
and you know all this... because <u>you're</u> a space-man too...	I'm afraid you've caught me. I am a space-man.
from another planet.  oh, i almost forgot... they have green blood and pointed ears.	And you know all this... because <U>you're</U> a space-man too...
there is no invasion...	Wrong answer, Mister Picard. Try again.
invasion.	These people you're calling "Vulcans"... who are they? Where do they come from? How many troops? What kind of weapons?
the invasion plans.	Invasion.
what do you want?	The invasion plans.
something wrong with that?	Not yet.
you seem to have an answer for everything.	Something wrong with that?
i think he was running a test on an old rocket engine... and one of the fuel cells burst.	You seem to have an answer for everything.
maybe you can tell me what he's been doing in that silo. we heard some explosions out there this morning...	I think he was running a test on an old rocket engine... and one of the fuel cells burst.
yes.	Maybe you can tell me what he's been doing in that silo. We heard some explosions out there this morning...
lucky for him you came by when you did. he might be dead now.	Yes.
i'm an old friend of cochrane's... i wanted to see how he was doing.	Lucky for him you came by when you did. He might be dead now.
and what were you doing out at the missile silo?	I'm an old friend of Cochrane's... I wanted to see how he was doing.
huh.	And what were you doing out at the missile silo?
it wasn't a trick. i used to be an electrical engineer.	Huh.
that was a pretty clever trick you did with the hospital's batteries. how'd you do it?	It wasn't a trick. I used to be an electrical engineer.
there's a few of us left.	That was a pretty clever trick you did with the hospital's batteries. How'd you do it?
beautiful city. used to be, anyway. i didn't think anyone still lived there.	There's a few of us left.
california. san francisco.	Beautiful city. Used to be, anyway. I didn't think anyone still lived there.
where are you from most recently?	California. San Francisco.
not really. i was born and raised right here. never had much use for travel.	Where are you from most recently?
oh... here and there. you know how it is.	Not really. I was born and raised right here. Never had much use for travel.
where in the states?	Oh... here and there. You know how it is.
yes.	You don't sound French.
great name. french?	Yes.
jean-luc picard.	Great name. French?
lieutenant, actually. lieutenant jonathan scrimm. i'm the head of the resurrection protective force.  and you are?	Jean-Luc Picard.
oh...  yes... ultraviolet protection. thank you. mister...?	Lieutenant, actually. Lieutenant Jonathan Scrimm. I'm the head of the Resurrection Protective Force.  And you are?
this may be hard for you to understand... but i'm duty-bound not to interfere with you, or anyone else here... any more than is absolutely necessary.	You've been interfering with my life ever since I met you.  Don't stop now.
why?	This may be hard for you to understand... but I'm duty-bound not to interfere with you, or anyone else here... any more than is absolutely necessary.
that's impossible.	Why?
i don't care if you're from france or venus... just take me with you.	That's impossible.
no... i'm from france.	I don't care if you're from France or Venus... just take me with you.
it's the future, isn't it? just like you told scrimm.  i knew you weren't from around here.	No... I'm from France.
no. it's a lot further than that.	It's the future, isn't it? Just like you told Scrimm.  I knew you weren't from around here.
where? and don't tell me san francisco...	No. It's a lot further than that.
i have to...	Where? And don't tell me San Francisco...
you're leaving, aren't you?	I have to...
and all i'm asking for is the truth. that would take five minutes.  for all i know, you caused the explosions at the silo... and now you're trying to steal zephram's ship.	I am not a thief...
why are you being so difficult? all i'm asking for is to look at one of the photographs. it'll take five minutes.	And all I'm asking for is the truth. That would take five minutes.  For all I know, you caused the explosions at the silo... and now you're trying to steal Zephram's ship.
we have to launch his ship by tomorrow afternoon.	Or...?
all right. truth. i believe that one. why is it so urgent you couldn't wait until morning?	We have to launch his ship by tomorrow afternoon.
a key piece of the ship has been destroyed... and our only hope to reconstruct it is if one of your photographs shows us what it looked like.	All right. Truth. I believe that one. Why is it so urgent you couldn't wait until morning?
lie. that's one. keep going.	A key piece of the ship has been destroyed... and our only hope to reconstruct it is if one of your photographs shows us what it looked like.
some.	Lie. That's one. Keep going.
friends from cornell...	Some.
myself... and a few other friends of zephram's.	Friends from Cornell...
we?	Myself... and a few other friends of Zephram's.
we're trying to repair doctor cochrane's ship. it's been damaged and --	We?
okay, let's hear it. i'm sure you have a great explanation for why those rocket photos are so important you broke into my house.	We're trying to repair Doctor Cochrane's ship. It's been damaged and --
don't flatter yourself. i take pictures of a lot of junk.	Okay, let's hear it. I'm sure you have a great explanation for why those rocket photos are so important you broke into my house.
i'd say you already have.	Don't flatter yourself. I take pictures of a lot of junk.
it can't wait until tomorrow...	Too bad.  Besides, it'll give you all night to think up a new set of lies.
i'm sure it is. but it'll have to wait until tomorrow.	It can't wait until tomorrow...
ruby... i need to talk to you about those photographs. it's very important.	I'm sure it is. But it'll have to wait until tomorrow.
no... not like you and doctor crusher used to be.	How did you know about that?
were the two of you... involved?	No... not like you and Doctor Crusher used to be.
you're not someone who lies very easily... so it's obvious when you do... at least to me.	Are you always sucha good judge of character?
what makes you say that?	You're not someone who lies very easily... so it's obvious when you do... at least to me.
you're lying.	What makes you say that?
what?	You're lying.
'fraid not.	What?
i'm an old friend... i met him when he was doing his undergraduate work at cornell back in --	'Fraid not.
trade. okay. the photographs... for a straight answer.  who are you? and how do you know zephram?	I'm an old friend... I met him when he was doing his undergraduate work at Cornell back in --
no... but sometimes i feel that way.  what i meant was, i'd be willing to trade for the photographs.	Trade. Okay. The photographs... for a straight answer.  Who are you? And how do you know Zephram?
you'd have to try real hard. no one's used currency in over ten years. what are you, from another planet?	No... but sometimes I feel that way.  What I meant was, I'd be willing to trade for the photographs.
i can try.	You'd have to try real hard. No one's used currency in over ten years. What are you, from another planet?
"money." so you can get dome money...	I can try.
bed sheets.  i used my last set of bed sheets to make those prints. not the best material, but i haven't seen a clean piece of paper in five years.	Did you take any other pictures of the rocket?
yes... i wanted to ask you about some photographs i saw out at the silo. there were three of them... printed on some kind of fabric.	Bed sheets.  I used my last set of bed sheets to make those prints. Not the best material, but I haven't seen a clean piece of paper in five years.
did you need something?	Yes... I wanted to ask you about some photographs I saw out at the silo. There were three of them... printed on some kind of fabric.
yes... and i only had enough silver halide for one shot. so you're lucky you didn't screw it up.	I'm very sorry.
cochrane?	Yes... and I only had enough silver halide for one shot. So you're lucky you didn't screw it up.
thank god this plate was already fixed.	Cochrane?
ah... yes... but, i didn't realize that --	Thank God this plate was already fixed.
what are you, an idiot? didn't you see the red light was on?	Ah... yes... but, I didn't realize that --
take care of him. he's a very special man.	Yes, he is.
track their weapons fire.	Western hemisphere... North American continent...
captain...?	We have to follow them back... repair whatever damage they've done to that time-line.
life signs?	Population... thirty-five billion...  All Borg.
incoming transmission from the borg.	On screen.
signal the endeavor to fall back. we'll cover them.	Aye, sir.
incoming transmission from starfleet command. admiral hayes.	Onscreen.
worf, have doctor crusher, mister la forge and a security team meet me in transporter room three. civilian clothes.	Aye, sir.
target locked!	Fire!
phasers are off-line... we have two quantum torpedoes left. but the computer targeting system has been destroyed.	Go to manual.
intercept course, full impulse.  weapons status?	Phasers are off-line... we have two quantum torpedoes left. But the computer targeting system has been destroyed.
captain, i've found the borg sphere. it's on the far side of the planet...firing at the surface.	Intercept course, full impulse.  Weapons status?
hull integrity down to thirty percent...	Steady as she goes.
captain, there are five borg ships closing in on our position.	Data, set a course for that vortex.
time travel... they're attempting time travel...  full power, mister data. worf, quantum torpedoes at my command!	Aye, sir.
port battery, ready sir!	Fire.
unless you'd like to stay.	No, sir.
yes, sir. but captain... are we... all going back?	Unless you'd like to stay.
then make it so. have you determined how to recreate the temporal vortex?	Yes, sir. But Captain... are we... all going back?
yes, sir.	Then make it so. Have you determined how to recreate the temporal vortex?
return to our own time?	Yes, sir.
good luck, sir.	I'll keep in contact. You have the Bridge.
normally, i would agree. but in this case, the mission requires a certain knowledge of 21st century history. you're many things, number one, but you're not much of an historian.	Good luck, sir.
and if they succeed, humans won't make first contact with the vulcans tomorrow.  as first officer i should be the one beaming down...	Normally, I would agree. But in this case, the mission requires a certain knowledge of 21st century history. You're many things, Number One, but you're not much of an historian.
in twenty-four hours, zephram cochrane is supposed to conduct the very first warp test... from a missile silo in montana. if i'm right, the borg were trying to change the course of human history by killing him or destroying his ship.	And if they succeed, humans won't make First Contact with the Vulcans tomorrow.  As First Officer I should be the one beaming down...
captain?	In twenty-four hours, Zephram Cochrane is supposed to conduct the very first warp test... from a missile silo in Montana. If I'm right, the Borg were trying to change the course of human history by killing him or destroying his ship.
life signs?	Can't tell. Long-range bio- sensors are off-line.
looks like they damaged the silo...	Life signs?
we're still in earth orbit.	On screen.
report.	We're still in Earth orbit.
they must've done it in the past... they went back and changed history...	They did it... they assimilated Earth.
we're caught in some kind of energy wake from the vortex...	Worf... torpedo... now!
emergency override!	Nothing.
we've lost bridge control!	Emergency override!
report!	We've lost Bridge control!
worf! i'm going to need at least five minutes!	Understood!
and commander, whatever you do... do <u>not</u> vomit in your exo-suit. it would be... unpleasant.	I'll keep that in mind.
right.	And Commander, whatever you do... do <U>not</U> vomit in your exo-suit. It would be... unpleasant.
try not to look at the stars... keep your eyes on the ship.	Right.
just a little queasy...	Try not to look at the stars... keep your eyes on the ship.
are you alright?	Just a little queasy...
i guess i'd better get it right the first time.	The Borg will undoubtedly attack. Set phasers to rotating modulation.
you will have to realign the targeting array of the quantum torpedo... and reprogram the warhead for the localized detonation.  there's only one torpedo left...	I guess I'd better get it right the first time.
agreed. options?	Destroy the deflector dish.
we have to stop them from sending that message.	Agreed. Options?
they're connecting the conduits to subspace communications...	They're converting the deflector dish into an antennae...
computer -- thermal enhancement.	They're connecting the conduits to subspace communications...
they're re-routing the deflector power conduits...	Computer -- thermal enhancement.
what are they doing?	They appear to be modifying the deflector dish.
to control the enterprise, they'll have to gain access to one of two locations. main engineering... or the bridge.	We have to cover both possibilities.  We'll take care of the Bridge. Worf, take your men and seal off Main Engineering. Turn it into a fortress -- nothing gets in.
we saw at least thirty...and there are twenty-two enterprise crewmembers reported missing... including commander data.	We'll have to assume they've been assimilated into the Collective.
what the hell is happening, worf?	It appears that someone has taken over the Environmental Control Room.
a ship-wide decompression has been initiated!	What?
i have assigned two damage control teams to locate the source of our communication problems. so far, they've had no success.	Assign another team if you need to. I want to re-establish communication with the Captain as soon as possible.
casualties are light, captain. minor buckling on the port nacelle. nothing serious.	Incoming message from the Starship Intrepid. Admiral Hayes.
i have to admit there was a moment there when --	Hold that thought.
what are you suggesting?	I think Mister Worf is suggesting that we go outside for a little stroll...
i remember it made me sick.	What are you suggesting?
to do what? if they wanted a weapon, they could've taken over a phaser bank or torpedo bay...	Deflector dish... why the deflector dish...?
they're bypassing engineering...	Where the hell are they going?
all right... we've lost control of eight decks... three cargo bays... one shuttlebay.	Do we have any idea how many Borg we're dealing with?
wil... data was down there.	Mister Worf... find Data if you can, but your top priority is isolating the Borg.
the borg.  some of them must've beamed over before we destroyed their ship.  seal off that entire deck with emergency force fields.	Wil... Data was down there.
someone...?	The Borg.  Some of them must've beamed over before we destroyed their ship.  Seal off that entire deck with emergency force fields.
report.	We just lost main power... and we've got Class-Three alerts all over the ship. I'm not sure what's --
what the hell happened down there, worf?	Commander... we have a problem.
worf? is something wrong?	Something is very wrong, Commander. We're falling back.
worf to bridge. we're about to enter the environmental control room.	Any sign of Data, or the Borg themselves?
riker here.	There's a dampening field in place on this deck. Our tricorders are useless.
worf to bridge.	Riker here.
they may be trying to send a message to the other borg...the borg in this time period...	What kind of message?
even data?	Data's positronic net contains classified information on the Enterprise. Command codes, security protocols...
are we in any danger of being detected by earth defense systems?	There were no planetary defense systems in this era. Their weapons were designed to fight each other... not extraterrestrials.
captain, they're firing at a nuclear missile silo... in central montana.	Target...
no response.  i'm not reading any starfleet com traffic in this entire sector.	Captain, I've scanned the planet. The atmosphere contains a high concentration of methane, carbon monoxide and fluorine. The oceans have been chemically altered, as well.
the longer we wait, the less accessible the hostages will be, mr. president.	I'll bear it in mind, Admiral. I think that's all.
i'd prefer not to be the president to push the button if i can avoid it.	The longer we wait, the less accessible the hostages will be, Mr. President.
mr. president we cannot allow federation citizens to be abducted.	At present I'm awaiting a full report from Enterprise. Pending that I am constrained to observe Interstellar Law.
admiral donald...bill...	Mr. President we cannot allow Federation citizens to be abducted.
mr. president.	Admiral Donald...Bill...
or not to be -	That's the question -
pity they're retiring us just as i was starting to understand you, spock...	We WERE beginning to hit our stride together, doctor...
thank you, nurse. jim, she's ready! lock and load!	Pity they're retiring us just as I was starting to understand you, Spock...
calm yourself, doctor, the operation is almost complete...	Thank you, nurse. Jim, she's ready! Lock and load!
spock, that was actually funny.	We DO sleep lying down.
vulcans sleep lying down...	Spock, that was actually funny.
bet you wish you'd stood in bed...	Vulcans sleep lying down...
you may need assistance, doctor...	Fascinating...
i'm going to perform surgery on a torpedo - you never know...	You may need assistance, doctor...
i believe the operation is over.	The charge is murder.
good luck, captain.	I'm going too. They may need a doctor.
and the good news is they're not going to prosecute.	To be -
time we got underway ourselves, gentlemen.  once again, we've saved civilization as we know it.	And the good news is they're not going to prosecute.
absolutely not!	Come on...
damned clever if you ask me...	Killed trying to escape - it's a classic...
are you crazy?	She didn't need our help getting anywhere... where did she get these convenient clothes? And don't tell me that flare is standard prison issue...
if they're even looking for us...	Spock's looking for us...
once we're beyond the shield they should be able to pick it up two sectors away.	If they're even looking for us...
that cunning little vulcan...	Once we're beyond the shield they should be able to pick it up two sectors away.
it's the viridium patch spock slapped on my back right before we went aboard gorkon's ship.	That cunning little Vulcan...
no way.  you see this?	It's the viridium patch Spock slapped on my back right before we went aboard Gorkon's ship.
jim, leave me - i'm finished...	No way.  You see this?
what kind of creature is this? last night you two were spooning -	Don't remind me.
still think we're finished?	More than ever.
what is it with you, anyway?	Still think we're finished?
uh uh. somebody felt much worse. and i'm starting to understand why.	Well, if you've got any bright ideas, now's the time to -
well, don't be too hard on yourself - we all felt exactly the same -	Uh uh. Somebody felt much worse. And I'm starting to understand why.
no more neutral zone. i was used to hating klingons... that's why i failed in our assignment.  it never even occurred to me to take gorkon at his word. spock was right.	Well, don't be too hard on yourself - we all felt exactly the same -
specifically of...?	No more neutral zone. I was USED to hating Klingons... that's why I failed in our assignment.  It never even occurred to me to take Gorkon at his word. Spock was right.
some people are afraid of the future; of what might happen;  i was frightened, really frightened.	Specifically of...?
are we playing multiple choice?	Some people ARE afraid of the future; of what MIGHT happen;  I was frightened, really frightened.
i didn't mean this future.	Are we playing multiple choice?
that was the general idea i intended to convey.	I didn't mean this future.
bones, are you afraid of the future?	That was the general idea I intended to convey.
- <u>kobayashi maru</u>...	Bones, are you afraid of the future?
speak for yourself. one day... one night...	- <U>Kobayashi Maru</U>...
we're not finished.	Speak for yourself. One day... one night...
three months till retirement. what a way to finish.	We're not finished.
bones, why don't you see what you can do? let them know we're not holding a grudge.	Suppose HE'S holding a grudge?
figures.	We've been set up all along.
thanks...	What's the Brotherhood of Aliens?
no!	Chancellor Gorkon, can you hear me? Chancellor...?
can you - ?	Jim, I don't even know his anatomy.
sweet jesus...! he's lost a lot of whatever this stuff is...	Can you - ?
what the hell's going on?	I wish I knew. Uhura?
uh, jim...	You heard the order, Lieutenant.
they don't arrest people for having feelings.	If they did we'd all have to turn ourselves in. How CAN we rely on them?
too bad we can't smell her.	In space, no one can hear you sweat.
this is fun...	Captain, shall we attempt to return fire?
captain, when we get to camp khitomer, how will we defend ourselves? i mean, if this new bird of prey can fire while she is invisible...?	Now there's a poser.
we're explorers not diplomats!	Starfleet's killed an awful lot of natural phenomena in the name of "exploration"...
perhaps with a few small steps at a time. like this one.	And perhaps with a large step or two. Like a peace treaty.
i tried to save him! i was desperate to save him! he was the last best hope in the universe for real peace.	The Chancellor herself will testify that the defendant's hands shook.
you were incompetent! - whether deliberately or as a result of age combined with drink this court will determine.	I tried to save him! I was desperate to save him! He was the last best hope in the universe for real peace.
i was nervous -	You were incompetent! - whether deliberately or as a result of age combined with drink this court will determine.
i didn't have the knowledge of klingon anatomy i needed.	You say you are due for retirement. May I ask: do your hands shake?
have you saved patients as "barely" alive as he was?	I didn't have the knowledge of Klingon anatomy I needed.
barely.	Have you saved patients as "barely" alive as he was?
was chancellor gorkon alive when you first examined him?	Barely.
retire.	Ah. I believe you also consumed Romulan ale at the officers' mess on the night of question, Doctor?
stand...?	Retire.
for 27 years i have been ship's surgeon and later chief medical officer aboard the uss enterprise. in three months i'm due to stand down.	Stand...?
aside from a touch of arthritis, i'd say pretty good.	For 27 years I have been Ship's Surgeon and later Chief Medical Officer aboard the USS Enterprise. In three months I'm due to stand down.
doctor mccoy, what is your current medical status?	Aside from a touch of arthritis, I'd say pretty good.
we were until your torpedoes!	Then let me help!
are you carrying a surgeon?	We were until your torpedoes!
i don't wonder. stop me if i'm wrong but do we really have any way of knowing if this is the real you?	I thought I would assume a pleasing shape.  We're outside the shield. Now it's your turn, Kirk.
it takes a lot of effort.	I don't wonder. Stop me if I'm wrong but do we really have any way of knowing if this is the real you?
they'll respect him now...	That's a comfort...
what are you in for, if you don't mind me asking?	I don't mind. Smuggling. Guilty. I come from Arc. Smuggling is an ancient and respected trade there.
they'll make it look like an accident...	What are you in for, if you don't mind me asking?
i don't believe we can get more out of the way than this.	They'll make it look like an accident...
as captain i am responsible for the conduct of the crew under my command.	Your honors, the State rests.
i am.	So if it should prove members of your crew did in fact carry out such an assassination - ?
captain kirk, are you aware that under federation law, the captain of a starship is considered responsible for the actions of his men?	I am.
i cannot confirm or deny actions which i did not witness.	Captain Kirk, are you aware that under Federation law, the Captain of a Starship is considered responsible for the actions of his men?
you deny that your men beamed aboard kronos one and shot the chancellor?	I cannot confirm or deny actions which I did not witness.
well, i -	You deny that your men beamed aboard KRONOS One and shot the Chancellor?
you deny enterprise fired on kronos one?	Well, I -
i have on occasion disobeyed orders.	And you were obeying or disobeying orders the night you arranged the assassination of Chancellor Gorkon?
for insubordination.	I have on occasion disobeyed orders.
yes.	For insubordination.
you were demoted...	Yes.
louder, please. we cannot hear you.	Those words WERE spoken by me.
yes...	Louder, please. We cannot hear you.
spoken by you?	Yes...
yes.	Spoken by you?
are those your words?	Yes.
that isn't true...!	That, either as an instrument of Federation policy or acting on your own drunken initiative, you and your fellow conspirators crippled KRONOS One and cold-bloodedly assassinated the Chancellor of the High Council. Then you and Doctor McCoy went aboard to make certain the job was complete.
and now we come to the architect of this tragic affair, captain james tiberius kirk. i put it to you, captain, that you were seeking revenge for the death of your son.	That isn't true...!
and what did they tell you?	That we fired two photon torpedoes. But -
i checked the data banks, yes.	And what did they tell you?
did you have occasion to refer to your ship's data banks during that night?	I checked the data banks, yes.
there... were no other ships in the sector.	Did you have occasion to refer to your ship's data banks during that night?
and you still maintain your ship did not fire on kronos one? would you have known if she had? come now, captain. the record clearly there were no other ships in the sector.	There... were no other ships in the sector.
the drink was served...	And you still maintain your ship did not fire on Kronos One? Would you have known if she had? Come now, Captain. The record clearly there were no other ships in the sector.
isn't it a fact that you served romulan ale, a beverage illegal in the federation because of its overwhelming potency?	The drink WAS served...
what?	Isn't it a fact that you served Romulan ale, a beverage illegal in the Federation because of its overwhelming potency?
he just tried to save him!	Take them away.
under article 184 of interstellar law, i place you both under arrest. you are charged with assassinating the chancellor of the high council.	He just tried to save him!
he's a doctor!	How can I trust --
what happened?	You crippled our gravitational field with a direst torpedo hit, and two Starfleet crewmen beamed aboard in magnetic boots and did this! WE HAVE WITNESSES!
you feign ignorance?	WHAT HAPPENED?
my god, what happened here?	You feign ignorance?
"to be or not to be, that is the question" which preoccupies our people, captain kirk. we need breathing room...	I beg your pardon?
would you care to go topside?	Very much.
i've always wanted to meet you, captain.	I'm not sure how to take that.
course heading, captain?	Second star to the right - and straight on till morning...
mr. chekov, slow down. take us forward, thrusters only, one quarter impulse power.	Aye, sir; thrusters...
mr. chekov, take us forward, thrusters only, one half impulse power...	Aye, sir; thrusters...
shields up. battle stations.	Mr. Chekov, take us forward, thrusters only, one half impulse power...
shields. battle stations.	Shields up. Battle stations.
but if she's cloaked...	Then all we've got is a neutron radiation surge - and by the time we're close enough to record it, we're ashes...
she's here - somewhere.	But if she's cloaked...
where is the conference?	She's only a cog in the wheel - no way she knows that.
from starfleet?	Who else?
get close enough to a man and you can kill him on "stun" without setting off the alarm - of course you can't get rid of the body...	First rule of assassination: always kill the assassins.
captain, if they fire at us with our shields down --	Torpedo bay! DID we fire those torpedoes?
torpedo room--?	Uhura, monitor!
just the size of my head -	I know what you mean...
captain, you're not going to show them the bridge??	Full diplomatic courtesy, Mr. Chekov...
where is mr. sulu?	Captain Sulu... on assignment... anyone seen Spock?
you must have cursed yourself, for having programmed our data banks, lieutenant. only they revealed something wrong aboard enterprise.	She programmed the torpedo hits?
mr. spock, rura penthe's deep in klingon territory. if we're discovered...	Quite right, Mr. Chekov. What is now required is a feat of linguistic legerdemain - and a degree of intrepidity. Before the Captain and Doctor McCoy freeze to death.
now we expand our search to include uniforms.	ALL uniforms?
now we go to starfleet?	Now we expand our search to include uniforms.
this is the first evidence that corroborates our theory.	Now we go to Starfleet?
they must have walked through it when it was floating and tracked it back here.	This is the first evidence that corroborates our theory.
klingon blood.	They must have walked through it when it was floating and tracked it back here.
what are we searching for, mr. spock?	You tell them, Lieutenant.
you're forgetting something.  the data banks say we fired. if we did, the killers are here; if we didn't, whoever altered the data banks is here. either way, what we're searching for is here...	What ARE we searching for, Mr. Spock?
they're preparing to fire.	Shields up, Captain --?
send to commander enterprise: "we stand ready to assist you. captain sulu, uss excelsior." attach our co-ordinates.	Is that wise, sir? I mean, given their situation -  Aye, sir.
do we report this, sir?	Are you kidding?  Send to Starfleet Command...
an incident?	Do we report this, sir?
captain, i'm getting a message from klingon high command.	Onscreen.
aye, sir.	Mr. Valtane, any more data?
thank you, captain kirk. the evening has been most... edifying.	We must do this again soon.
starfleet's been charting and cataloging planetary atmospheres. all vessels are equipped with chemical analytic sensors...	This cannot be easy for you, Captain...  I would feel awkward if I had to give you a tour of OUR vessel...
your research laboratory is most impressive...	Starfleet's been charting and cataloging planetary atmospheres. All vessels are equipped with chemical analytic sensors...
chancellor, may i present commander spock, whom i believe you know, dr. leonard mccoy, chief medical officer, montgomery scott, chief engineer...	Commander, face to face at last.. you have my thanks..
we'll make arrangements to have you beamed aboard at 1930 hours.	I shall look forward to it.
we'd be delighted to accept your gracious invitation.	We'll make arrangements to have you beamed aboard at 1930 hours.
uh, would you and your party care to dine this evening aboard enterprise with my officers as guests of the united federation of planets?	We'd be delighted to accept your gracious invitation.
thank you, captain.	Uh, would you and your party care to dine this evening aboard Enterprise with my officers as guests of the United Federation of Planets?
chancellor. we've been ordered to escort you through federation space to your meeting place on earth.	Thank you, Captain.
this is kronos one. i am chancellor gorkon.	Chancellor. We've been ordered to escort you through Federation space to your meeting place on Earth.
kill him! he's the one!!	Not me, idiot - HIM!
what took you so long?	Kill him! He's the one!!
i like it here...	What took you so long?
isn't it about time you became something else?	I like it here...
your friends are late...	They'll be here...
an accident wasn't good enough...	Good enough for one - two would look suspicious... killed while attempting escape... now that's convincing for both.
i've heard of chameloids - "shapeshifters" - i thought you were mythical.	Give a girl a chance, Captain.
i can't make it alone. you're the likeliest candidate to come to this god-forsaken place in months.	Candidate for what?
possibly.	I can't make it alone. You're the likeliest candidate to come to this god-forsaken place in months.
getting outside the shield is easy. after that it's up to you to get us off the surface before we freeze. can you?	Possibly.
where do we come in?	Getting outside the shield is easy. After that it's up to you to get us off the surface before we freeze. Can you?
i know how to get outside the shield.	Where do we come in?
it is possible.	I know how to get outside the shield.
except us.	It IS possible.
listen. no one has ever escaped from rura penthe.	Except us.
when whoever it is makes their move, you won't be here to ask if he's the one.	There's gotta be a way out of this place...
that's not his knee.  not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place, captain.	Anything else you want to tell me?
how much time's left of your sentence?	Don't you know? Everyone on Rura Penthe is here for life.
we didn't kill gorkon.	Of course not. Anyway, somebody up there wants you out of the way.
we don't get many presidential assassins.	We didn't kill Gorkon.
how did you know...?	There's a reward for your death.
fraid not. it wouldn't fit him, anyway.	Krandog aranty.
and your coat.	Fraid not. It wouldn't fit him, anyway.
he's got it.	And your coat.
he wants your obedience to the brotherhood of aliens.	He's got it.
this is incredible -	WHO ELSE...?
stand down, mr. scott. all stop. that's an order.	Aye, sir.
captain, if --	Stand DOWN, Mr. Scott. All stop. That's an order.
stand down your weapons.	Captain, if --
maybe if their particles just got a wee bit mixed...	Energize...
just the prototype.	You hear that?
i won't allow starfleet to be dismantled over some klingon promises.	Starfleet will be around long enough for me to convene a Court Martial on this ship, Lieutenant. Win, lose or draw it will be on your record.
who is "us?"	I won't allow Starfleet to be dismantled over some Klingon promises.
captain, our shields -- !	Uhura, signal our surrender.
sir?	Mr. Chekov, anything unusual?
saavik, you know anything about a neutron energy surge?	Sir?
i hope you're happy.	Captain.
uhura, hailing frequencies. right standard rudder, bring us alongside...	Right standard rudder, Z plus five degrees...
i always wanted to try that.	Only don't try putting words in my mouth.
you piloted well out of spacedock, lieutenant -	I always wanted to try that.
i gather you are not enthusiastic about the assignment... i don't think many on board are.	You piloted well out of spacedock, Lieutenant -
we're almost at the rendezvous - i thought you'd want to know...	Right -
come on, saavik, you could knock -	We're almost at the rendezvous - I thought you'd want to know...
sorry -	Come on, Saavik, you COULD knock -
i'm still in the chair, lieutenant.	Aye, sir.
kronos, sir?	I'm still in the chair, Lieutenant.
plot a course for kronos, lieutenant.	Kronos, sir?
aye, sir.	Plot a course for Kronos, Lieutenant.
thank you. lieutenant, one quarter impulse power...	Captain, may I remind you that regulations specify thrusters only while in space dock?
aft thrusters -	Thank you. Lieutenant, one quarter impulse power...
as you were. lieutenant...?	Saavik, sir. We were told you'd need a helmsman -  ... so I volunteered.
thank you, captain sulu.	Don't mention it, Captain Kirk.
according to my information, today.	Thank you, Captain Sulu.
when does this conference start?	According to my information, today.
i'm getting underway now. but you should know, i'm in alpha quadrant. the chances of my reaching the conference in time are slim.	When does this conference start?
surely not.	I'm telling you. Hang on.  How many of those things are there? Come on, Lieutenant, you're charged with murder...
i'm afraid we may need more than that. there's a bird of prey on the lookout for us. and she can fire while she's cloaked.	Surely not.
the conference is at camp khitomer, near the romulan border. i'm sending the exact coordinates on a coded frequency.	I'm afraid we may need more than that. There's a Bird of Prey on the lookout for us. And she can fire while she's cloaked.
bless you, sulu.  where's the peace conference? they're going to attempt another assassination.	The Conference is at Camp Khitomer, near the Romulan border. I'm sending the exact coordinates on a coded frequency.
i'm sorry, captain - your message is breaking up.	Bless you, Sulu.  Where's the peace conference? They're going to attempt another assassination.
you understand that by even talking to us, you're violating regulations, captain.	I'm sorry, Captain - your message is breaking up.
standing by, captain kirk.	You understand that by even talking to us, you're violating regulations, Captain.
sulu!	Standing by, Captain Kirk.
this is captain sulu, uss excelsior.	Sulu!
the only way to find out if a man's trustworthy...	... is to trust him.
i always assumed hamlet meant death.	Gorkon thought the undiscovered country might mean something else - another kin of life. People can be very frightened of change. I know I was.
but we haven't run out of history just yet.  your father quoted hamlet: he called the future - "the undiscovered country"...	I always assumed Hamlet meant death.
what's she waiting for?	Probably trying to figure out why we're reversing, wondering if we detect her.
captain, perhaps we're going about this the wrong way; our job is to get to the conference; her job will be to stop us.	Make ourselves a target?
close enough to beam down?	Not yet... Section 4236...
but i am not human. i am only -	Spock, you want to know something?
not for the actions of another. no one is responsible for any actions but his own. human beings -	But I am not human. I am only -
i should have been -	Not for the actions of another. No one is responsible for any actions but his own. Human beings -
someone said the difference between comic and cosmic is the letter "s." you haven't outlived your usefulness - to me. and you are not responsible just because she is also vulcan -	I SHOULD have been -
can we two have grown so old and inflexible that we have outlived our usefulness?  would that constitute a joke?	Someone said the difference between comic and cosmic is the letter "S." You haven't outlived your usefulness - to me. And you are not responsible just because she is also Vulcan -
gorkon had to die before i understood how prejudiced i was...	Can we two have grown so old and inflexible that we have outlived our usefulness?  Would that constitute a joke?
i was prejuduced by those achievements.	Gorkon had to die before I understood how prejudiced I was...
you couldn't have known she was listening the night i dictated that entry into my log. you were proud of her achievements as a vulcan.	I was PREJUDUCED by those achievements.
i too was blind. i knew about her - and i did nothing. i trusted too much.	You couldn't have known she was listening the night I dictated that entry into my log. You were proud of her achievements as a Vulcan.
i was blind. i couldn't see past the death of my son. i couldn't trust.	I too was blind. I knew about HER - and I did nothing. I trusted too much.
the night is young. anyway, it was logical.  you know, you're a great one for logic. i'm a great one for  rushing in where angels fear to tread. we're both extremists. reality is probably somewhere in between us.	I was blind. I couldn't see past the death of my son. I couldn't trust.
you were right: it was arrogant presumption that got us into this situation. you might have died.	The night is young. Anyway, it was logical.  You know, you're a great one for logic. I'm a great one for  rushing in where angels fear to tread. We're both extremists. Reality is probably somewhere in between us.
are you dining on worms?	You were right: it was arrogant presumption that got us into this situation. You might have died.
why would they give them to us?	The Commander is an old friend of yours.
i've been dead before. uhura, raise excelsior. she ought to have the co-ordinates.	Why would they give them to us?
what peace conference?	Azetbur has agreed to meet the Federation at a undisclosed location to continue her father's work... the conspirators obviously intend to try again...
the peace conference.	What peace conference?
the klingons have a new weapon: a bird of prey that can fire while cloaked. she torpedoed gorkon's ship.	So, that's it..
captain...	He was just about to explain the whole damn -
i'm going. you are going to be responsible for getting me out of this. meantime we're not going to be the instigators of a full-scale war on the eve of universal peace.	Perhaps you're right.
i am responsible for involving you in this. i will go.	I'M going. You are going to be responsible for getting me out of this. Meantime we're not going to be the instigators of a full-scale war on the eve of universal peace.
we haven't fired -	According to the data bank, we HAVE - twice...
what the -	We've fired on the Chancellor's ship -
curiously it appears to emanate from us.	From Enterprise?
where?	Curiously it appears to emanate from us.
we are reading an enormous amount of neutron radiation.	Where?
spock, i'm really tired...	We are reading an enormous amount of neutron radiation.
i am uncertain.	Spock, I'm really tired...
what is it?	I am uncertain.
i don't believe our own conduct will distinguish us in the annals of diplomacy...	I'm going to sleep it off. Let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight.
i believe the captain feels that starfleet's mission has always been one of peace -	Far be it for me to dispute my first officer. Starfleet has always -
never been this close.	The Chancellor is undoubtedly awaiting our signal.
lieutenant, i am pleased to see you.  the lieutenant is the first vulcan to be graduated at the top of her class as the academy.	Congratulations, Lieutenant. That must make you very proud...
they're dying.	LET THEM DIE.
don't trust them. don't believe them -	They're dying.
jim, there is an historic opportunity here -	DON'T TRUST THEM. DON'T BELIEVE THEM -
i know your father's the vulcan ambassador for heaven's sake, but you know how i feel about this: they're animals.	Jim, there is an historic opportunity here -
i was asked by my father to open neg-	I know your father's the Vulcan Ambassador for heaven's sake, but you know how I feel about this: they're animals.
how could you vouch for me? that's...  ... arrogant presumption -	I was asked by my father to open neg-
there's an old vulcan proverb: only nixon could go to china.	How could you vouch for me? That's...  ... arrogant presumption -
we volunteered?	There's an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China.
i have personally vouched for you in this matter, captain.	You have personally -
me?	We have volunteered to rendezvous with the Klingon ship that's bringing Chancellor Gorkon here, and escort him safely through Federation space.
captain, we can't see her, but she gives off heat...	Not from a distance. She won't show up on ANY type of scan.
uhura?	Nothing, Captain. If they're here, they're rigger for silent running.
gorkon's own man??	Who else?
it's pretty chaotic over there. there's been some weapons fire and a lot of shouting...	I'm going aboard. Spock, you have the conn.
we surrender.	This is Enterprise. We surrender. Repeat  Enterprise surrenders --
captain --	WE SURRENDER.
channel open, captain.	This is the Starship Enterprise, Captain James Kirk commanding.
control tower, reading, sir.	Control, this is Enterprise requesting permission to depart.
perhaps neither of us was hearing very well that night, lieutenant. there were things i tried to tell you too - about having faith.	You've betrayed the Federation - all of you.
but it was when you tried to persuade me the captain was guilty that i should have understood.	You can't prove any of this...
i don't want to.	I believe you. Please...
if you are logical.	I don't want to.
a lie?	An error.
suppose when they returned they threw the boots into the garbage?	I'm having the garbage searched. If my surmise is correct these boots will cling to the killers' necks like Tiberian bats. They couldn't make their escape without them; nor can they simply throw them out a window for all to see; no - they're here. Somewhere.
we've got a crew of three hundred turning their own quarters inside out,  but the killers may be among them. surely they've disposed of these boots by now. wouldn't it have been logical to leave them on gorkon's ship?	Even logic must give way to physics. Gravity hadn't been restored by the time they escaped. Without their boots they would not have stayed on the Klingon transporter pads.
any progress?	We've got a crew of three hundred turning their own quarters inside out,  but the killers may be among them. Surely they've disposed of these boots by now. Wouldn't it have been logical to leave them on Gorkon's ship?
a lie?	An omission. After that -
very well. for twenty-four hours we'll agree that this conversation did not take place.	A lie?
commander uhura has been experiencing technical difficulties sir.	Very well. For twenty-four hours we'll agree that this conversation did not take place.
curious. you haven't been assisting commander uhura with her radio transmissions, have you, lt?	Commander Uhura has been experiencing technical difficulties sir.
not as yet, sir.	Curious. You haven't been assisting Commander Uhura with her radio transmissions, have you, Lt?
any reply from starfleet to our dispatch, lieutenant.	Not as yet, sir.
her own father...?	Such things have happened before, sir.
how did you - ?	In the meantime we must endeavor to piece together what happened here tonight. According to our data banks, this ship fired those torpedoes.
but we can't allow them to be taken back to kronos as prisoners.	What do you suggest, Lieutenant? Opening fire won't retrieve the Captain; and an armed engagement was precisely what he wished to avoid.
faith...?	That the universe will unfold as it should.
you must have faith.	Faith...?
sir, i speak to you as a kindred intellect. do you not recognize that a turning point has been reached in the affairs of the federation?	I am not certain such speculations are included among your duties, Lieutenant.
you have done well, saavik. as your sponsor at the academy i have followed your career with... satisfaction. and as a vulcan.	Sir, I speak to you as a kindred intellect. Do you not recognize that a turning point has been reached in the affairs of the Federation?
we can send a message to starfleet command -	I do not think so. Enterprise has disobeyed orders and harbors two escaped convicts. Admiral Donald will make certain all your ship-to- shore transmissions are jammed.
in nineteenth century france, workers who felt their livelihood threatened by machines, flung their wooden shoes - called sabots - into the gears to stop them. hence the word sabotage.	We are experiencing a technical malfunction. All backup systems inoperative.
we've been ordered to -	In nineteenth century France, workers who felt their livelihood threatened by machines, flung their wooden shoes - called SABOTS - into the gears to stop them. Hence the word SABOTAGE.
trouble?	We've been ordered to -
direct hit -	Confirmed, Captain!
you having hearing problems, mister?	No, sir.
sir?	You having hearing problems, mister?
signal starfleet that... we have no idea location of enterprise.	Sir?
apparently they're refusing to acknowledge signal to return to spacedock, sir.	Signal Starfleet that... we have no idea location of Enterprise.
what?	Apparently they're refusing to acknowledge signal to return to spacedock, sir.
sorry to wake you, sir, but starfleet urgently requests any data we may have on the whereabouts of enterprise.	What?
praxis?	What's left of it.
... i cannot confirm the existence of praxis.	Praxis?
what is it?	... I cannot confirm the existence of Praxis.
i have confirmed the location, sir, but...	What is it?
negative. the subspace shockwave originated at bearing three-two- three, mark seven-five, the location is...  praxis. a klingon moon. barren of indigenous life forms but -	Essential as a resource. Praxis is their key energy production facility.  Send to Klingon High Command: "This is Excelsior, a Federation Starship traveling through Beta Quadrant. We have monitored a large explosion in your sector. Do <u>you require assistance</u>?"
don't tell me that was any meteor shower.	Negative. The subspace shockwave originated at bearing three-two- three, mark seven-five, the location is...  Praxis. A Klingon moon. Barren of indigenous life forms but -
i have an energy wave from 240 degrees mark six port --	Visual!
then it's time we were heading home. three years is...	I have an energy wave from 240 degrees mark six port --
fifty-four planets - and their gaseous atmospheric anomalies. our sensing and analytic equipment worked well.	Then it's time we were heading home. Three years is...
according to this we've completed our exploration of the entire sector.	Fifty-four planets - and their gaseous atmospheric anomalies. Our sensing and analytic equipment worked well.
they're outside the beaming shield. mr. scott, start your engines.	Aye, aye, sir.
- could take weeks, sir.	Thank you, Mr. Scott. We were to return to spacedock, the killers would surely manage to dispose of their incriminating footwear.
they you're talking about a dreadful new engine of destruction, mr. spock.	I believe I am.
this one can.	They you're talking about a dreadful new engine of destruction, Mr. Spock.
a bird of prey canna fire when she's cloaked!	This one can.
if another ship had been beneath us the klingons would've seen her!	Would they?
too far off. very near us. perhaps... underneath us...	If another ship had been beneath us the Klingons would've seen her!
there was an enormous neutron energy surge.	Not from us!
they dinna fire on themselves. and there were no other ships present.	There was an enormous neutron energy surge.
twenty-four hours from now we won't have a clue where the captain is.	I know precisely where he'll be.
they don't place the same value on life that we do, spock - you know that... take my word: she didn't shed one bloody tear...	That's hardly conclusive, Mr. Scott, as Klingons have no tear ducts.
and if they're still in place?	Then someone forged a data bank entry.
nevertheless.	And if they're still in place?
that could take hours!	Nevertheless.
we'll have to check every one of them, mr. scott.	That could take hours!
you can check the torpedoes visually, if you like -	We'll have to check every one of them, Mr. Scott.
i think  not.	You can check the torpedoes visually, if you like -
a computer canna lie, sir.	I think  not.
yet the data banks insist we fired: twice. one computer is lying.	A computer canna lie, sir.
it's as i said, mr. spock: inventory still registers every torpedo.	Yet the data banks insist we fired: twice. One computer is lying.
no way!	Mr. Scott, you forget yourself. Please accompany me.
at least we must keep track of where they are taken, sir. i -	I've already addressed that question, Mr. Scott. We'll e able to follow the Captain's movements.
they might as well arrest me, too; i felt like lieutenant saavik.	But you didn't join a conspiracy.
under impulse power she expends fuel like any other ship. we call it "plasma" - i do not know the klingon name for it, but by any name it is merely ionized gas.	Well, what about all that atmospheric equipment we're carrying to catalogue gaseous anomalies?
i don't think starfleet could have envisioned our current predicament.	Maybe we should write them a letter?
you understand that we have lost all contact with captain kirk...?	At present, he's surrounded by a magnetic shield. If my calculations are correct, he should be deep into his escape planning by this time.
i've pulled out my - uh wooden shoe and starfleet is screaming for us to return to port.	Mr. Scott, any progress on repairing our warp drive?
even assuming you're correct, mr. spock, why would they fire on their own president?	I want this ship searched from bow to stern. Lieutenant Saavik, you are in charge. Start with the transporter room and work your way outwards...
and they'd be right. we have no evidence - just a theory that happens to fit the facts...	Even assuming you're correct, Mr. Spock, why would they fire on their own President?
what exactly does that mean?	It means that if we cannot have fired those torpedoes then someone else did.
an ancestor of mine maintained that if you eliminate the impossible whatever remains - however improbable - must be the truth.	What exactly does that mean?
sulu's giving us his position and telling us he's standing by...	He's placing himself in a most awkward position...
i assume command of this ship as of  0130 hours. uhura, send to starfleet hq. explain precisely what has taken place, and request instructions.	Yes, sir.
they're naturally wary, ma'am. we've been at war a long time.	How do both sides overcome ingrained prejudice?
indefinitely.	How long is that?
for how long?	Indefinitely.
no. i must deactivate you.	For how long?
no. can i move now?	No. I must deactivate you.
do you have any knowledge of the tactical abi1ities of this ship?	No. Can I move now?
no.	Do you have any knowledge of the tactical abi1ities of this ship?
do you know anything about shinzon's plans against the federation?	No.
i know.	Do you know anything about Shinzon's plans against the Federation?
i do not understand.	I know.
you have been programmed to gather information that can be used against this ship.	I do not understand.
why?	You have been programmed to gather information that can be used against this ship.
because you are dangerous.	Why?
why?	Because you are dangerous.
no, i have only activated your cognitive and communication subroutines.	Why?
brother. i cannot move.	No, I have only activated your cognitive and communication subroutines.
no.	Is that your final answer?
do you know the name of the captain of this vessel?	No.
no.	Do you know the name of the Captain of this vessel?
can you remember our father?	No.
i am in a room with lights.	Can you remember our father?
do you know where you are?	I am in a room with lights.
you are me.	No. My name is Data... I am your brother.
do you know who i am?	You are me.
yes, please continue.	I was in space for a long time. Then a ship belonging to the Talosians" picked me up. They asked me where I came from. I told them people called the Pakleds" took me from my homeworld. They are fat
fuzzy face is gone.	Yes, please continue.
can you tell me how you came to be on the planet where we found you?	I was taken from my homeworld by people called the "PakJeds." They are fat. They traded me to a ship belonging to the "Bolians." The "Bolians" are blue. They put me in a seat and asked me questions. Then they were attacked by another ship...
not tonight, i have work here.	Soon then.  Ill save the last dance for you.
they're running me ragged. nothing but question day and night... i love it! come to dinner and 1'1 tell you all about it. there's a bajoran band at the officer's mess.	Not tonight, I have work here.
reminds me of a young doctor i used to know...	They're running me ragged. Nothing but question day and night... I love it! Come to dinner and 1'1 tell you all about it. There's a Bajoran band at the officer's mess.
you can' t imagine them, jean luc. they're kids! all with advance degrees in xenobiology and out to conquer every disease in the quadrant.	Reminds me of a young doctor I used to know...
that was another time.	How far we've come. Let me know if you need anything.
to seek out new life and new civilizations. zephyr. cochrans own words. when charles darwin set out on the h.m.s. beagle, on his journey into the unknown... he sailed without a single musket.	That was another time.
but we do have one advantage.  he needs your blood to live. he might come after you first.	I'm counting on it... We've been ordered to head to sector 3274. Starfleet is diverting the fleet to meet us there.
how long does he have?	I can't be sure but the rate of decay seems to be accelerating.
as a result the temporal sequencing was never activated. remember, he was supposed to replace you at nearly your current age. he was engineered to skip thirty years of life. but since the rna sequencing was never activated, his cellular structure has started to break down. he's dying.	Dying?
but the romulans abandoned the plan.	As a result the temporal sequencing was never activated. Remember, he was supposed to replace you at nearly your current age. He was engineered to skip thirty years of life. But since the RNA sequencing was never activated, his cellular structure has started to break down. He's dying.
the more i studied his dna the more confusing it got. finally i could only come to one conclusion... shinzon was created with temporal rna sequencing. he was designed so that at a certain point his aging process could be accelerated to reach your age more quickly, so he could replace you.	But the Romulans abandoned the plan.
aside from slightly elevated adrenalin and serotonin levels, you're completely normal.	Can you describe it, Deanna?
jean luc, whatever you were... right now you're the man you've made yourself. he's someone else.	I wish I could believe that, Doctor.
is he very much like you were?	Yes.
i so wanted to believe shinzon. but the thalaron radiation can't be explained away. whatever he's after, it's not peace.	Is he very much like you were?
he turned out all right.	I so wanted to believe Shinzon. But the Thalaron radiation can't be explained away. Whatever he's after, it's not peace.
he was a damn fool. selfish and ambitious. very much in need of seasoning.	He turned out all right.
he was a bit proud as i recall.	He was a damn fool. Selfish and ambitious. Very much in need of seasoning.
remember him?	He was a bit proud as I recall.
you're working late.	Remember him?
beverly, come in.	You're working late.
it has the ability to consume organic material at the subatomic level. i can't overestimate the danger of thalaron radiation, jean luc. a microscopic amount could kill every living thing on this ship in a matter of seconds.	Understood. Keep on it. I need to know what he has and how to neutralize any threat. Give me options.
about twenty-five years ago. they probably used a hair follicle or skin cell.	I think a skin cells the more likely of the two.
when was he... created?	About twenty-five years ago. They probably used a hair follicle or skin cell.
please, beverly, this is hard enough.	If you start tearing up I promise to beam you out. Level one medical emergency.  Theres no crying in Starfleet.
sort of like losing a son and gaining an empath, isn't it?	Please, Beverly, this is hard enough.
i notice dr. crusher laughing along with the rest of you. as most of you know, the doctor will also soon be leaving the enterprise, to assume command of starfleet medical. again, i'm forced to ask, beverly, have you considered what you're doing to little ole me?! i'll probably get some old battle-axe of a doctor who'll tell me to eat my vegetables and put me on report if i dont show up for my physical on time!	It'll serve you right.
negative.	Sir.
sir, allow me to go. you are needed here.	Negative.
we are being hailed.	Deanna, stand by.  Open a channel.
captain, we have lost ventral shielding on deck twenty nine.	Divert power and compensate.
we are losing dorsal shields.	Full axis rotation to port! Fire all ventral phasers!
yes, sir. the rift effects all long-range communications.	Commander Riker, evasive maneuvers!
it's interfering with our uplink from starfleet cartography?	Yes, sir. The Rift effects all long-range communications.
we are passing through the bassen rift. the projections will return when we have cleared it.	It's interfering with our uplink from Starfleet cartography?
how can you be sure?	I aspire, sir. To be better than I am. The B-9 does not. Nor does Shinzon.
no, sir, it is not possible. the b-9 is physically identical to me, although his neural pathways are not as advanced. but even if they were, he would not be me.	How can you be sure?
he may have already rejected my humanity, but you also have a twin	No, sir, it is not possible. The B-9 is physically identical to me, although his neural pathways are not as advanced. But even if they were, he would not be me.
he would deny a "human" connection is possible. he considers himself entirely reman.	He may have already rejected my humanity, but you also have a twin
but so much is the same. on a biological level he is... and i will not accept the idea that there is nothing i can do. i have a responsibility to try to make a human connection with him.	He would deny a "human" connection is possible. He considers himself entirely Reman.
i do not agree. although you share the same genetic structure, the events of your life have created unique individual.	But so much is the same. On a biological level he is... and I will not accept the idea that there is nothing I can do. I have a responsibility to try to make a human connection with him.
yes.	I do not agree. Although you share the same genetic structure, the events of your life have created unique individual.
of you?	Yes.
"for now we see but through a glass darkly..." he said he's a mirror.	Of you?
at our current velocity we will arrive at sector 3274 in approximately 40 minutes.	"For now we see but through a glass darkly..." He said he's a mirror.
how long until we reach the fleet?	At our current velocity we will arrive at sector 3274 in approximately 40 minutes.
ready, captain.	Fire!
we're about to find out... power up disruptors and fire on my mark.	Ready, Captain.
do you think this is a wise course of action?	We're about to find out... Power up disruptors and fire on my mark.
well then... only one way to go.	Do you think this is a wise course of action?
affirmative, sir. negative, sir. they have instigated security overrides and erected a force field around the external portals.	Well then... only one way to go.
can you open the shuttlebay doors?	Affirmative, sir. Negative, sir. They have instigated security overrides and erected a force field around the external portals.
port thrusters, sir. would you like me to drive?	Can you open the shuttlebay doors?
what do you imagine this is?	Port thrusters, sir. Would you like me to drive?
they are trying to override the access codes. reman is really a most complex language with pictographs representing certain verb roots and...	While I find that fascinating, Data, we really need that Goddamned door open!
alacrity would be appreciated, commander.	They are trying to override the access codes. Reman is really a most complex language with pictographs representing certain verb roots and...
we'll find a way off together. recommendations?	There is a shuttlebay 948 meters from our current location.
yes, sir.	We'll find a way off together. Recommendations?
it'll only work for one of us.	Yes, sir.
geordi equipped me with the prototype for the emergency transport unit. i recommend you use it to return to the enterprise.	It'll only work for one of us.
it would appear so.	Geordi equipped me with the prototype for the Emergency Transport Unit. I recommend you use it to return to the Enterprise.
a weapon.	It would appear so.
a bit less florid, data.	Aye, sir... This way.
good work. the download?	He believes he has our communications protocols. But they will give him inaccurate locations for all Starfleet vessels.
my mission was a success, sir. i have discovered the source of the thalaron radiation.	Good work. The download?
data to captain picard. geordi and i have identified the source of the unauthorized computer access. and, i believe, we have also discovered an opportunity to gain a tactical advantage.	On my way.
starfleet intelligence was only able to provide a partial account of his military record. we can infer he is relatively young and a capablecommander. he fought seventeen major engagements in the war. all successful. beyond that, we know nothing.	Well... it seems we're truly sailing into the unknown. Keep at it. Anything you can give me would be appreciated. Dismissed.
data!	Sorry, sir.
he is very observant.	I can see that.
the final signature is approx- imately 300 meters up that incline.	Mister Worf, accompany Data please.
the closest signature is two kilometers to the west... that direction, sir.	Thank you, Data.  Let's see what she can do.
to new worlds...	New worlds. Yes Data, brave new worlds...
now, you make a toast.	To new worlds...
if i were... i believe my memory engrams would sense the absence of your specific reactions and behavior. i would "miss you."	Now, you make a toast.
you never know what's over the horizon, data. before too long you'll be offered a command of your own.	If I were... I believe my memory engrams would sense the absence of your specific reactions and behavior. I would "miss you."
the choices i made have led me here as well. this is the only home i have ever known. i cannot foresee a reason for leaving.	You never know what's over the horizon, Data. Before too long you'll be offered a command of your own.
that is because you have a familiarity with them. you can predict specific reactions and behavior and are comfortable in that knowledge.	Yes. And, frankly, I envy them as well. They've made important choices; they're going to have great challenges ahead of them. New worlds to conquer...
well. i suppose it does a bit. i'm very happy for them, of course, but i'm going to miss them. the ship will seem... incomplete without them.	That is because you have a familiarity with them. You can predict specific reactions and behavior and are comfortable in that knowledge.
and this makes you "sad"?	Well. I suppose it does a bit. I'm very happy for them, of course, but I'm going to miss them. The ship will seem... incomplete without them.
will and deanna joining the titan. dr. crusher going to starfleet medical...	And this makes you "sad"?
and you were particularly aware of this feeling because commander riker will be leaving to assume command of the titan?	Will and Deanna joining the Titan. Dr. Crusher going to Starfleet Medical...
i understand why it would seem confusing. certain human rituals... like weddings, birthdays or funerals evoke strong and very complex emotions. these rites carry great weight with us because they denote the passage of time.	And you were particularly aware of this feeling because Commander Riker will be leaving to assume command of the Titan?
sir.  i noticed an interesting confluence of emotion at the wedding. i am familiar with the human concept of tears through laughter and its inverse, laughter through tears, but i could not help wondering about the human capacity for expressing both pleasure and sadness simultaneously.	I understand why it would seem confusing. Certain human rituals... like weddings, birthdays or funerals evoke strong and very complex emotions. These rites carry great weight with us because they denote the passage of time.
to happy endings.	Sir.  I noticed an interesting confluence of emotion at the wedding. I am familiar with the human concept of tears through laughter and its inverse, laughter through tears, but I could not help wondering about the human capacity for expressing both pleasure and sadness simultaneously.
so... to happy endings.	To happy endings.
because the captain has to concentrate on piloting the vehicle.	Why?
why?	Because the captain has to concentrate on piloting the vehicle.
this is not an appropriate time for a conversation.	Why?
you have a red shirt.	This is not an appropriate time for a conversation.
you are not looking at your- self. you are looking at me.	You do not look like me.
why am i looking at me?	You are not looking at your- self. You are looking at me.
we have lost structural integrity on decks twelve through seventeen, sections four through ten.	Emergency force fields are holding.
don't give up hope, data. i know, i know, you're not capable of hope.	I am not.
but i believe he will prove incapable of performing higher functions.	Don't give up hope, Data. I know, I know, you're not capable of hope.
no, i do not mind.	But I believe he will prove incapable of performing higher functions.
it's possible the extra memory port is interfering with the engram processing. mind if i keep him here and run some diagnostics?	No, I do not mind.
dr. soong must have found it unnecessary in later versions.	It's possible the extra memory port is interfering with the engram processing. Mind if I keep him here and run some diagnostics?
it seems to be a redundant memory port.  maybe it's for provisional memory storage in case his neural pathways overload?	Dr. Soong must have found it unnecessary in later versions.
what purpose does this serve?	It seems to be a redundant memory port.  Maybe it's for provisional memory storage in case his neural pathways overload?
yes.	Maybe he's not supposed to be like you. Maybe he's supposed to be just like he is.
an individual more like you, you mean.	Yes.
i feel nothing, geordi. it is my belief that with my memory engrams he will be able to function as a more complete individual.	An individual more like you, you mean.
he'd have all your memories too. you feel comfortable with that?	I feel nothing, Geordi. It is my belief that with my memory engrams he will be able to function as a more complete individual.
captain picard agrees that the b-9 was probably designed with the same self-actualization parameters as myself. if my memory engrams are successfully integrated into his positronic matrix, he should have all my abilities.	He'd have all your memories too. You feel comfortable with that?
i can't believe the captain went along with a memory download.	Captain Picard agrees that the B-9 was probably designed with the same self-actualization parameters as myself. If my memory engrams are successfully integrated into his positronic matrix, he should have all my abilities.
at present he serves no useful function. dr. soong created us to become active and useful members of society. i do not believe he would have wanted the b-9 to live out his life in his present state.	I can't believe the Captain went along with a memory download.
well, he seems to have the same internal mechanics as data but not as much positronic develop- ment.  the neural pathways aren't nearly as sophisticated. id say he's a prototype. something dr. soong created before data .	Do you have a name, sir?
isolated pockets of humanoids. it appears to be a pre-warp civilization at an early stage of industrial development.	Captain, I don't recommend transporting, that ion storm doesn't look very neighborly. -It could head this way with- out much warning .
how many of you did dr. soong make?	I thought only me, myself and Lore.
since positronic signatures have only been known to emanate from androids such as myself, it is logical to theorize that there is an android such as myself on kolarus iii.	How many of you did Dr. Soong make?
if you wouldn't mind.	Thank you.
no.	I would like to pick you up now. May I do that?
it's you.	The resemblance is... striking.
why is it moving?	Like me, it has been designed with modular power sources.
it appears to be...  ... an arm.	Why is it moving?
but how can he? he'll kill you.	This isn't about me anymore.
the one thing he may have forgotten in the course of battle: me.	Make it so.
counselor?	The one thing he may have forgotten in the course of battle: me.
captain -- i might have a way to find them.	Counselor?
how can you be certain?	I know how he thinks.
shinzon's viceroy seems to have the ability to reach into my thoughts. i've become a liability... i request to be relieved of my duties.	Permission denied. If you can possibly endure any more of these assaults.  I need you at my side. Now more than ever I...
captain, don't assume he's anything like you are. you should resist the urge to think you know him.	I not only know him, Deanna, I am him.. and he is me!
how could i not?	Captain, don't assume he's anything like you are. You should resist the urge to think you know him.
sir, the strongest sense i had was that he's more than urious about you. he very much wants to know you.  the same way you want to know him.	How could I not?
i don't know.	Sir, the strongest sense I had was that he's more than urious about you. He very much wants to know you.  The same way you want to know him.
is he sincere about wanting peace?	I don't know.
i would say he's been trained to resist telepathy. what i could sense of his emotions were erratic, very hard to follow.	Is he sincere about wanting peace?
i'm going to miss you.	And I you.
i don't believe that, sir. weve shared many disappointing journeys.	I'm going to miss you.
as much as we care for him, deanna... we have to remember that data isn't capable of disappointment.	I don't believe that, sir. Weve shared many disappointing journeys.
the b-9 is like a slow child, sir. and data, in his own way, has assumed the position of a parent or guardian. i'm afraid he has expectations based on his own experiences. he'll be disappointed when the bi-9 cannot meet those expectations.	As much as we care for him, Deanna... we have to remember that Data isn't capable of disappointment.
you're speaking of emotional investment?	The B-9 is like a slow child, sir. And Data, in his own way, has assumed the position of a parent or guardian. I'm afraid he has expectations based on his own experiences. He'll be disappointed when the BI-9 cannot meet those expectations.
it's about data  i've watched him with the b-9 and i'm troubled. data's desire for a "family" is very strong. i'm afraid he may be investing too much in the b-9.	You're speaking of emotional investment?
of course, sit down.	It's about Data  I've watched him with the B-9 and I'm troubled. Data's desire for a "family" is very strong. I'm afraid he may be investing too much in the B-9.
do you have a moment, sir?	Of course, sit down.
counselor.	Do you have a moment, sir?
may i have this dance?	With pleasure, Captain.
and you needn't worry. i'll brief your new counselor on everything she needs to know.	The hell you will. You know too much about me as it is ... Now you promised there are no speeches during the ceremony on Betazed.
the least i could do for you, deanna.  besides, you know me... im a talking head.	And you needn't worry. I'll brief your new counselor on everything she needs to know.
really, captain, it was a lovely toast.	The least I could do for you, Deanna.  Besides, you know me... Im a talking head.
no.	I can feel your desire, Deanna.
very logical, deanna... but your heart doesn't constrain itself to mere logic.  to leave all of this behind and be with me.	No.
you're not here.	Very logical, Deanna... But your heart doesn't constrain itself to mere logic.  To leave all of this behind and be with me.
i'll always be with you now. now and forever.	You sick bastard!
this isn't real.	Can you feel my hands... are they real? Can you feel my lips, my loins?
he can never know you as i know you... he can never touch you as i touch you.	This isn't real.
no!	He can never know you as I know you... He can never touch you as I touch you.
imzadi. this is so good.	No!
i'm only half human.	Deanna Troi of Betazed. Empathic and telepathic abilities, ship's counselor. All of this I knew... But I didn't know you were so beautiful.
this is commander donatra of the valdore. we're dispatching shuttles with medical personnel and supplies.	Thank you, Commander.
open a channel.	This is Commander Donatra of the Valdore. We're dispatching shuttles with medical personnel and supplies.
i'm afraid that drink will have to wait, captain.	Do you have life support?
the empire considers this a matter of internal security. we regret you've become involved.	When this is over, I owe you a drink.
your timing is impeccable, commander.	The Empire considers this a matter of internal security. We regret you've become involved.
captain picard, commander donatra of the warbird valdore. might we be of assistance?	Your timing is impeccable, Commander.
i'll take care of it, sir.	Number One.  You have the bridge.
geordi... prepare the shuttle- bay for arrivals. they don't know our procedures so just... open the doors.	I'll take care of it, sir.
sir, we're being hailed.	On screen.
you have the bridge, commander. use all available power to move away from the scimitar.  now, mister la forge.	Aye, sir.
sir, we wont be able to bring you back. its a one way trip. captain, i don't know if the transporter...	That's an order, Commander.
prepare for a site-to-site transport.	Sir, we wont be able to bring you back. Its a one way trip. Captain, I don't know if the transporter...
how long until he can fire?	The targeting sequence should take about four minutes.
deanna, on my mark.	Ready, sir!
aye, sir.	Deanna, on my mark.
geordi, put 211 power to the engines.  take it from life support if you have to -- everything you can give me.	Aye, sir.
sir?	Weve got him!
he thinks he knows exactly what i'm going to do.	Sir?
he wants to look me in the eye.	He thinks he knows exactly what I'm going to do.
what's he doing?	He wants to look me in the eye.
he's getting his cloak back. we have exhausted our compliment of photon torpedoes. phaser banks are down to four percent.	What if we target all phasers in a concentrated attack?
it's called a cascading bio- genic pulse. the unique properties of thalaron radiation allow the energy beam to expand almost without limits. depending on the radiant intensity it could encompass a ship... or a planet.	And that's exactly what he's going to do.
which is why our initial scans didn't pick it up. but he's got it, captain.	As I remember, Thalaron research was banned in the Federation because of its bioqenic properties.
i thought thalaron radiation was theoretical.	Which is why our initial scans didn't pick it up. But he's got it, Captain.
set up a security program to detect any unusual data stream rerouting. if it happens again, we want to be ready.	There's something else. I was reviewing the sensor logs.
that's what i don't get -- it's mostly basic stellar cartography: star charts; communications protocols; some uplinks from colony tracking stations. it's not even restricted material.	Set up a security program to detect any unusual data stream rerouting. If it happens again, we want to be ready.
what programs were accessed?	That's what I don't get -- it's mostly basic stellar cartography: star charts; communications protocols; some uplinks from colony tracking stations. It's not even restricted material.
it's going to take some time to find out -- the data stream was rerouted through substations all over the ship.	What programs were accessed?
cannon fodder.	Then how did a Reman get to be Praetor? I don't get it.
i read six distinct positronic signatures, spread out over a few kilometers on the surface.	What do we know about the population?
uncharted. we'll have to get closer for a more detailed scan.	Theories?
what do we know about the planet?	Uncharted. We'll have to get closer for a more detailed scan.
it's very faint but i've isolated it to the third planet in the kolarin system.	What do we know about the planet?
just lucky, admiral.	Let's hope that luck holds. Janeway out.
believe me, we don't under- stand it either. you're the closest ship so i want you to high tail it over there and hear what he has to say. get the lay of the land, if the empire becomes unstable, it could mean trouble for the entire quadrant.	Understood.
there's more... as always. he's reman.	Believe me, we don't under- stand it either. You're the closest ship so I want you to high tail it over there and hear what he has to say. Get the lay of the land, If the Empire becomes unstable, it could mean trouble for the entire quadrant.
new praetor?	There's more... as always. He's Reman.
a diplomatic mission. we've been invited, believe it or not. seems there's been some kind of internal political shakeup. the new praetor, someone called shinzon, has requested a federation envoy.	New Praetor?
with or without the rest of the fleet?	A diplomatic mission. We've been invited, believe it or not. Seems there's been some kind of internal political shakeup. The new Praetor, someone called Shinzon, has requested a Federation envoy.
there'll be another after me. and another after that. you'll find we're a resilient species.	I look forward to the sport.  Take him.
it would take me but an instant to tear that valiant heart from your chest.	There'll be another after me. And another after that. You'll find we're a resilient species.
listen to him, android. such a small and weak creature. yet he roars so valiantly...	It would take me but an instant to tear that valiant heart from your chest.
that will never happen.	Listen to him, android. Such a small and weak creature. Yet he roars so valiantly...
i'm preparing her for shinzon. to sooth him as she soothes you. to stand at his side as she does at yours.	That will never happen.
what are you doing to counsellor troi?	I'm preparing her for Shinzon. To sooth him as she soothes you. To stand at his side as she does at yours.
so, human... you've met your better self!	What are you doing to Counsellor Troi?
praetor shinzon, i'm pleased to...	I am not Shinzon. I am his Viceroy. We are sending transport coordinates.
enterprise. we are the reman warbird scimitar.	Praetor Shinzon, I'm pleased to...
what's this?	Your new chair, sir.
captain, the hemingway has arrived to tow us to spacedock.	On my way. Please notify Commander Riker.
coordinate our attack with the valdore's tactical officer. triangulate fire on any shield impacts.	Aye, sir.
sir, we're being hailed.	On screen.
worf, prepare a full phaser spread, zero elevation. all banks on my mark. scan for shield impacts and stand by photon torpedoes.	Aye, sir
sir, we've had an unauthorized access into the main computer.	Who was it?
we're being hailed.	On screen.
tactical analysis, mister worf.	Fifty-two disruptor banks, twenty-seven photon torpedo bays, primary and secondary phased shields.
captain!	Tactical analysis, Mister Worf.
no!	Captain!
sir, i recommend we raise shields.	Not yet, Mister Worf.
to find the head, sir?	If you don't mind.
i'm picking up an unusual electromagnetic signature from the kolarin system.	What sort of signature?
come now, a big, strapping fellow like you? what are you afraid of?	I'm picking up an unusual electromagnetic signature from the Kolarin system.
captain. i think it is inappropriate for a starfleet officer to appear...  naked.	Come now, a big, strapping fellow like you? What are you afraid of?
wont do what, mister worf?	Captain. I think it is inappropriate for a Starfleet officer to appear...  Naked.
i won't do it.	Wont do what, Mister Worf?
serving with you has been an honor.	The honor was mine. Captain Riker.
i intend to.	Serving with you has been an honor.
when your first officer insists that you can't go on away missions... ignore him.	I intend to.
anything.	When your first officer insists that you can't go on away missions... Ignore him.
i promise you in time, she'll become your home ...if i could offer you one piece of advice?	Anything.
but she's not the enterprise.	I promise you in time, she'll become your home ...If I could offer you one piece of advice?
she's the most beautiful ship ive ever seen.	But she's not the Enterprise.
the titan's a fine ship, will. and she's getting a captain worthy of her.	She's the most beautiful ship Ive ever seen.
unless we can disable his cloak we're just going to be firing in the dark.	Agreed.
counselor troi, report to the bridge.	Unless we can disable his cloak we're just going to be firing in the dark.
report.	He's firing through his cloak. We can't get a lock.
strength in numbers?	We can only hope so.
oh boy. destroy humanity and the federation is crippled.	And the Romulans invade.
his hatred of the federation is apparent. he would have built a weapon of that scope for one reason. he is going after earth.	Oh boy. Destroy humanity and the Federation is crippled.
sir?	His hatred of the Federation is apparent. He would have built a weapon of that scope for one reason. He is going after Earth.
he wasn't designed to live a complete, human life span.	Can anything be done for him?
not very chatty.	Away team. Transporter room four.
she's not out for a pleasure cruise.	She's a predator.
captain, with all due respect to diplomatic protocols  -- the federation council's not sitting out here, we are.	Patience. Diplomacy is a very exacting occupation. We can wait.
it's working.	Counselor?
it's an old psychological strategy, number one. to put him in a position of dominance and make us uneasy.	It's working.
why don't they answer our hails?	It's an old psychological strategy, Number One. To put him in a position of dominance and make us uneasy.
a coup d'etat?	The Praetor's power has always been the Romulan fleet. They must be behind him.
we have to assume he had romulan collaborators.	A coup d'etat?
captain, you have an alpha priority communication from starfleet command.	Acknowledged ...  ...I'll talk to Data.
sir --	Captain's prerogative, Will. There's no foreseeable danger... and your wife would never forgive me if anything happened to you.
i appreciate your concern, number one, but i've been itching to try out the argo.	Sir --
captain, i hope i don't have to remind you --	I appreciate your concern, Number One, but I've been itching to try out the Argo.
thank you, sir...	Where we will all honor the Betazoid traditions. No cold feet, or any other parts of our anatomy. Now, if youll excuse me.  Ill be in the gym.
i think it's worth a look. don't worry, number one, we'll get you to betazed with time to spare.	Thank you, sir...
still well on our side...	I think it's worth a look. Don't worry, Number One, we'll get you to Betazed with time to spare.
diverting to the kolarin system takes us awfully close to the romulan neutral zone.	Still well on our side...
i am.	Don't you think it's time to surrender? I'll have my cloak back in a matter of minutes and your poor ship is shot to pieces. Why should the rest of your crew have to die?
i hope you're still alive, jean luc.	I am.
you can still make a choice! make the right one now!	I have no choices! I can't fight what I am!
its too late.	You can still make a choice! Make the right one now!
please.	Its too late.
that's your life... not mine.	Please.
i don't know.	But you want to.
so if i gave you my life, what would you do with it? would you spend the years in a blaze of hatred as you are now? or could you change? could you try to remember a mother's touch you never felt? a father's words you never heard? could you do that?	I don't know.
yes.	So if I gave you my life, what would you do with it? Would you spend the years in a blaze of hatred as you are now? Or could you change? Could you try to remember a mother's touch you never felt? A father's words you never heard? Could you do that?
the man who is jean luc picard and shinzon of remus won't exterminate the population of an entire planet! he is better than that!	He is what his life has made him!
childish dreams, captain. lost in the dilithium mines of remus. i'm what you see now.	I see more than what you are.
not so long.	Childish dreams, Captain. Lost in the dilithium mines of Remus. I'm what you see now.
long ago.	Not so long.
i know you as well as i know myself, shinzon. there was a time you looked at the stars and dreamed of what might be.	Long ago.
look at me, shinzon! do you feel the blood pumping inside you? your hands, your eyes, your nature, are the same as mine. buried deep inside you beneath the years of pain and anger is a capacity you've forgotten. it's the one way our mirror can reflect the two of us exactly because it's the very thing that truly defines us. to be human is to try to make yourself better than you are.	I know you as well as I know myself, Shinzon. There was a time you looked at the stars and dreamed of what might be.
i know... you'll all gladly die to save your home world.	Look at me, Shinzon! Do you feel the blood pumping inside you? Your hands, your eyes, your nature, are the same as mine. Buried deep inside you beneath the years of pain and anger is a capacity you've forgotten. It's the one way our mirror can reflect the two of us exactly because it's the very thing that truly defines us. To be human is to try to make yourself better than you are.
you know that's not possible.	I know... you'll all gladly die to save your home world.
i have little interest in your quaint vessel, captain. if the enterprise will withdraw to a distance of one hundred light years, it will not be harmed.	You know that's not possible.
and what of the enterprise?	I have little interest in your quaint vessel, Captain. If the Enterprise will withdraw to a distance of one hundred light years, it will not be harmed.
to accept your surrender. i can clearly destroy you at any time. lower your shields and allow me to transport you to my ship.	And what of the Enterprise?
why are you here?	To accept your surrender. I can clearly destroy you at any time. Lower your shields and allow me to transport you to my ship.
it's just the two of us now, jean luc, as it should be... your ship and mine... you and me.	Why are you here?
we are.	It's just the two of us now, Jean Luc, as it should be... Your ship and mine... You and me.
you can't trace my holographic emitters, captainn. so don't bother. and you can't contact starfleet. we're quite alone.	We are.
i'm incapable of such an act, and so are you.	I think the facts speak for themselves. The same noble Picard blood runs in our veins. Had you lived my life, you'd be doing exactly as I am. Look in the mirror, and see yourself.
it amazes me how little you know yourself.	I'm incapable of such an act, and so are you.
think about what you're doing, shinzon. are you ready to plunge the entire quadrant into war to satisfy your own personal demons?	It amazes me how little you know yourself.
oh, but it does.  we will no longer bow like slaves before anyone. not the romulans and not your mighty federation. we're a race bred for war. for conquest.	Think about what you're doing, Shinzon. Are you ready to plunge the entire quadrant into war to satisfy your own personal demons?
if your issues are with me... this has nothing to do with my ship and nothing to do with the federation.	Oh, but it does.  We will no longer bow like slaves before anyone. Not the Romulans and not your mighty Federation. We're a race bred for war. For conquest.
my life is meaningless as long as you're alive. what am i while you exist? a shadow? an enigma?	If your issues are with me... This has nothing to do with my ship and nothing to do with the Federation.
i won't defend my life to you.	My life is meaningless as long as you're alive. What am I while you exist? A shadow? An enigma?
i see an old man, set in his ways, afraid to live without a uniform to prop him up and a starfleet regulation to tell him what to do. i see the man i will never be.	I won't defend my life to you.
i see a young man trying desperately to deny who he is.	I see an old man, set in his ways, afraid to live without a uniform to prop him up and a Starfleet regulation to tell him what to do. I see the man I will never be.
and i'm not quite human. so what am i? what do you see?  do you see a life you might have led? lost youth never to be recaptured?	I see a young man trying desperately to deny who he is.
you're not reman.	And I'm not quite human. So what am I? What do you see?  Do you see a life you might have led? Lost youth never to be recaptured?
it's about destiny, picard. about a reman outcast who...	You're not Reman.
what's this all about?	It's about destiny, Picard. About a Reman outcast who...
maybe i'll train it to do little tricks for me like your robot does.  or maybe ill snap its ugly head off.	What's this all about?
all of this so you could capture me?	Don't be so vain. After we found it, we made a few modifications. An extra memory port, a hidden transponder. Perhaps your eyes will be a bit less confident when you learn I've gained access to Starfleet's communications protocols. I now know the location of your entire fleet ...  You may go.
what are you doing?	I need a sample of your blood. What do your Borg friends say? Resistance is futile.
why am i here?	I was lonely...
hello, jean luc.	Why am I here?
in time, jean luc.	In time.
i'm honored to think i might someday speak with such eloquence.	In time, Jean Luc.
if there's one ideal the federation holds most dear it's that all men, all races, can be united. from the first time the vulcans came to earth we've sought a future of peace. nothing would make me more proud than to take your hand in friend- ship. in time. when trust has been earned.	I'm honored to think I might someday speak with such eloquence.
i know.	If there's one ideal the Federation holds most dear it's that all men, all races, can be united. From the first time the Vulcans came to Earth we've sought a future of peace. Nothing would make me more proud than to take your hand in friend- ship. In time. When trust has been earned.
shinzon... i'm trying to believe you.	I know.
there is that.	Shinzon... I'm trying to believe you.
with a full head of hair.	There is that.
i always hoped i would hit two meters.	With a full head of hair.
so i'm not as tall as you expected?	I always hoped I would hit two meters.
age before rank, jean luc.	So I'm not as tall as you expected?
after you, praetor.	Age before rank, Jean Luc.
new worlds.	After you, Praetor.
and you dreamed about what was up there. about...	New worlds.
yes.	And you dreamed about what was up there. About...
looking up at the stars.	Yes.
no. i was the first picard to leave earth.  it caused quite a stir, in fact. but i had spent my whole life...	Looking up at the stars.
were we always explorers?	No. I was the first Picard to leave Earth.  It caused quite a stir, In fact. But I had spent my whole life...
there's so much, and so much of it is dull...	Were we always explorers?
i want to know  where i come from. the remans gave me a future. you can tell me about my past.	There's so much, and so much of it is dull...
all i have is my personal feelings.  i wasn't raised with the ideals of the federation. but i'm trying to understand them now. to live up to them. to live up to you.	I want to know  where I come from. The Remans gave me a future. You can tell me about my past.
and if you had lived my life you would understand that there is a great respons- ibility in representing the federation. i can't let my personal feelings unduly influence my decisions.	All I have is my personal feelings.  I wasn't raised with the ideals of the Federation. But I'm trying to understand them now. To live up to them. To live up to you.
of course you do. if you had lived my life and experienced the suffering of my people... youd be sitting where i am now. at least i hope you would.	And if you had lived my life you would understand that there is a great respons- ibility in representing the Federation. I can't let my personal feelings unduly influence my decisions.
i have no reason to.	Of course you do. If you had lived my life and experienced the suffering of my people... youd be sitting where I am now. At least I hope you would.
you don't trust me.	I have no reason to.
no race should be a slave to another.	You don't trust me.
you're doing this to liberate the remans?	No race should be a slave to another.
for thousands of years the romulan senate has met in this chamber and dictated the fate of its sister-planet... but the time has come for us to live as equals.	You're doing this to liberate the Remans?
they sent me there to die. how could a mere human survive the dilithium mines? it was...  i was a slave. and a monster. the only thing the romulan guards hated more than the remans was me. but one man took pity on me: the man who became my viceroy. he taught me how to survive. and in that dark place, where there was nothing of myself, i found my reman brothers. they showed me the only kindness i ever knew.	For thousands of years the Romulan Senate has met in this chamber and dictated the fate of its sister-planet... But the time has come for us to live as equals.
how did you end up on remus?	They sent me there to die. How could a mere human survive the dilithium mines? It was...  I was a slave. And a monster. The only thing the Romulan guards hated more than the Remans was me. But one man took pity on me: the man who became my Viceroy. He taught me how to survive. And in that dark place, where there was nothing of myself, I found my Reman brothers. They showed me the only kindness I ever knew.
our eyes reflect our lives, don't they? yours are so confident.	How did you end up on Remus?
yes. the eyes have it.	Our eyes reflect our lives, don't they? Yours are so confident.
a lifetime of violence will do that. my nose was broken four times. and my jaw... but so much is the same. the eyes, you recognize the eyes.	Yes. The eyes have it.
not quite. i envy the hair- line.	A lifetime of violence will do that. My nose was broken four times. And my jaw... But so much is the same. The eyes, you recognize the eyes.
it's not quite the face you remember.	Not quite. I envy the hair- line.
you'll acquire a taste for it.	It's not quite the face you remember.
romulan ale -- i'm surprised. i can't stand it.	You'll acquire a taste for it.
as happens so frequently here on romulus, a new government came to power. they decided to abandon the plan -- frankly, i think they were afraid i'd be discovered and it would lead to war. they weren't ready for that.	Romulan ale -- I'm surprised. I can't stand it.
what happened?	As happens so frequently here on Romulus, a new government came to power. They decided to abandon the plan -- frankly, I think they were afraid I'd be discovered and it would lead to war. They weren't ready for that.
and when i was ready they were going to replace you with me, an exact biological duplicate. put a romulan agent at the heart of starfleet to.influence your command structure. it was a bold plan.	What happened?
you know i need to verify this.	I know.
come to dinner on romulus tomorrow. just the two of us. or just the one of us.	You know I need to verify this.
we need to talk, just you and i.	Come to dinner on Romulus tomorrow. Just the two of us. Or just the one of us.
no one knew what to do. finally i was taken to a doctor who had some experience with terran illnesses and i was finally diagnosed with shalaft's syndrome. do you know of it, captain?	You know I do.
yes.	Then perhaps the time has come to add some illumination to our discussion. Computer, raise lighting four levels.
but you're also thinking the chance for peace is too promising to ignore. above allyou're trying to decide if you can trust me.	Yes.
and you're wondering why the scimitar is so well armed. is this the ship of a peacemaker? or a predator?.	But you're also thinking the chance for peace is too promising to ignore. Above allyou're trying to decide if you can trust me.
yes.	And you're wondering why the Scimitar is so well armed. Is this the ship of a peacemaker? Or a predator?.
right now, youre thinking this all sounds too good to be true?	Yes.
i have dissolved the senate.	Right now, youre thinking this all sounds too good to be true?
and the senate supports you?	I have dissolved the Senate.
i want to end the centuries of mistrust. i want to be your ally, not your enemy. as a first step i propose we eliminate the neutral zone and begin a free and open exchange of goods and ideas.	And the Senate supports you?
unity, captain! tearing down the walls between us to recognize we are one people. federation and romulan. human and vulcan and klingon and reman. i'm speaking of the thing that makes us the same. we want peace.	I want to end the centuries of mistrust. I want to be your ally, not your enemy. As a first step I propose we eliminate the Neutral Zone and begin a free and open exchange of goods and ideas.
i would be interested to know what we are talking about.	Unity, Captain! Tearing down the walls between us to recognize we are one people. Federation and Romulan. Human and Vulcan and Klingon and Reman. I'm speaking of the thing that makes us the same. We want peace.
yes, i'm sorry, captain.  there's so much we have to talk about.	I would be interested to know what we are talking about.
praetor shinzon. were not here to discuss your lack of a social life.	Yes, I'm sorry, Captain.  There's so much we have to talk about.
on the world i come from there's no light. no sun. beauty isn't important. i see now there's a world elsewhere.	Praetor Shinzon. Were not here to discuss your lack of a social life.
praetor, we've come to romulus on a matter we were -- assured was of great importance. if you have anything to say to us as representatives of the federation, i suggest you do so now.	On the world I come from there's no light. No sun. Beauty isn't important. I see now there's a world elsewhere.
i am, commander riker...  may i touch your hair?	Praetor, we've come to Romulus on a matter we were -- assured was of great importance. If you have anything to say to us as representatives of the Federation, I suggest you do so now.
praetor?	I've never met a human woman.
and you're not as we imagined you.	No?
i hope you'll forgive the darkness... we're not comfortable in the light.	Praetor Shinzon?
our greater goal is more important, brother.	But, Praetor, you won't survive without him...
what about picard?	Our greater goal is more important, brother.
deploy the weapon. kill everything on that ship. then set a course for earth.	What about Picard?
disruptors are off-line, sir.	Deploy the weapon. Kill everything on that ship. Then set a course for Earth.
target disruptors. destroy them.	Disruptors are off-line, sir.
report!	Two ships decloaking, sir! Romulan!
praetor, we've received the transponder signal.	On my way.
intruder alert!	Let's go.
believe it or not, i think the cavalry has arrived.	We're being hailed.
minimal damage to the scimitar.	Defensive pattern Kirk Epsilon. Geordi, get those shields online.
my god...	Should I raise shields?
he's a very unusual android.	Runs in the family.
so theyve got him up and running.	He's a very unusual android.
it is... invigorating.	So theyve got him up and running.
well, that sounds relaxing too.	It is... invigorating.
what is it?!! focus on your job!!	She is here.
praetor...	FULL STOP AND FIRE !
what?!	You heard me.
let her pursue -- drop cloak on the aft port quadrant and prepare for full emergency stop.	What?!
how long until we reach the rift?	Seven minutes.
how long?	A matter of hours now.
it's accelerating. you have no more time for games.	Have the doctors prepare. I'll be on the bridge.'
no -- this is wasting time.	Do as I tell you!
find her again.	No -- this is wasting time.
the bond is broken.	Find her again.
don't forget our mission, shinzon. we should act. now. time is running out.	My time. I'll spend it how I choose.
he's gentler than i thought. and he has a sense of humor.	Don't forget our mission, Shinzon. We should act. Now. Time is running out.
this is a mistake.	He's gentler than I thought. And he has a sense of humor.
are we prepared?	Yes, Praetor.
for the moment.	And when I return... you and I shall have a little talk about showing proper respect!
commander suran, the games are over. in two days the federation will be crippled beyond repair. does that satisfy you?	For the moment.
and mine is wearing thin, young man! we supported you because you promised action. and yet you delay and you waste your time playing games with picard while--	Commander Suran, the games are over. In two days the Federation will be crippled beyond repair. Does that satisfy you?
i thought we discussed patience, commander.	And mine is wearing thin, young man! We supported you because you promised action. And yet you delay and you waste your time playing games with Picard while--
praetor.	Now go. I have some personal business.
you must learn patience, commander. do you know where i learned it? in the dilithium mines of remus. spend eighteen hours every day under the ash of a romulan guards whip and you'll soon understand patience.	Praetor.
silence, romulan!	You must learn patience, Commander. Do you know where I learned it? In the dilithium mines of Remus. Spend eighteen hours every day under the ash of a Romulan guards whip and you'll soon understand patience.
then perhaps you will enlight- en us?	Silence, Romulan!
i have a purpose.	Then perhaps you will enlight- en us?
and bringing the enterprise here?! what possible purpose could that serve?	I have a purpose.
you don't have to understand.	And bringing the Enterprise here?! What possible purpose could that serve?
then i don't understand the reason for the delay!	You don't have to understand.
but surely...	I came this far alone ...
the scimitar will serve my needs.	But surely...
praetor. you have the whole fleet at your disposal. they supported the coup, they'll follow you.	The Scimitar will serve my needs.
none.	Praetor. You have the whole fleet at your disposal. They supported the coup, they'll follow you.
how many warbirds will you need?	None.
they will obey, praetor.	It's imperative we retain their allegiance or our great mission will be strangled before it can truly draw breath.
and?	They will obey, Praetor.
they're holding position.	And?
join us, commanders.  now what's the disposition of the fleet?	They're holding position.
i don't think so...	Benny, this is me. I'm going to take a look.
mike, call for back-up.  benny, you all right?	I don't think so...
don't you think you should call a backup?	No, we can handle this.
what did i tell you?	Probably kids.
there is. they came out of the belly of the ship and then went to the first terrace and flew down into the houses.	Flew?! Oh, come on Benny...
benny, there's nothing there.	There is. They came out of the belly of the ship and then went to the first terrace and flew down into the houses.
it's there. the fog's thicker now, but it's there. what do you think started those fires?	Benny, there's nothing there.
i don't see anything.	It's there. The fog's thicker now, but it's there. What do you think started those fires?
right in line with that burning tree.	I don't see anything.
benny, god, take it easy...	I don't want to scare them away.
do you have a good map of death valley?	We should have. Let me see.
we're only going to be here a few hours...	It's still the full price.
i'll have to run your card off now.	We're only going to be here a few hours...
credit card.	I'll have to run your card off now.
fill this out.  will this be cash or credit card?	Credit card.
i'll take that.	Fill this out.  Will this be cash or credit card?
sure.	I'll take that.
you have one with two beds?	Sure.
thirty-seven fifty for one person, forty-nine fifty for two.	You have one with two beds?
how much are your rooms?	Thirty-seven fifty for one person, forty-nine fifty for two.
what can i do for you folks?	How much are your rooms?
thank you.	Have a nice trip.
gate three. it's boarding now.	Thank you.
thank you.	And don't be shy about your English. You speak better than a lot of people I know.  Take care of yourself.
well, here we are... you go down that ramp there, you're sure to get a ride.	Thank you.
what do you think of america?	It is beautiful.
they're damned expensive and a pain in the ass sometimes, but i wouldn't trade having them for anything.	What do you think of America?
no.	They're damned expensive and a pain in the ass sometimes, but I wouldn't trade having them for anything.
do you have children?	No.
no.	You don't get rich as a cook, either, believe me. I got a girl going to college this fall. The wife had to go back to nursing to help pay for it.
make any money?	No.
eh... yes.	Make any money?
hey, that sounds interesting. you like it?	Eh... yes.
i make maps.	Hey, that sounds interesting. You like it?
what do you do?	I make maps.
i understand.	What do you do?
food. eat. i prepare food. i work as a cook. that's how i make money.	I understand.
where's that?	About five miles back.
elmo's...	Where's that?
what was your last stop?	Elmo's...
stay right there...	What was your last stop?
where did you stop last?	Stay right there...
what the hell do you think you're doing?	Where did you stop last?
where did you stop last?	What the hell do you think you're doing?
no!!! no!!!	He's got a gun!!
houston found it in the extraterrestrial's suit.	They must have picked it up in space.
it's a copy of the plaque nasa sent into space on the pioneer probes.	Houston found it in the extraterrestrial's suit.
recognize this?	It's a copy of the plaque NASA sent into space on the Pioneer probes.
major bell here, sir. we have to tell these people that we're friendly. that this whole thing was a mistake. is anyone trying to contact the ship?	Shermin, I want you and Bell to start looking for the one on the ground.
we're going... damn!  we'll tell the press that there was an accident. chemical warfare spill. that cover cannot be violated in any way. understand me, shermin?	Major Bell here, sir. We have to tell these people that we're friendly. That this whole thing was a mistake. Is anyone trying to contact the ship?
i just retired.	Shermin!! Shermin!!!
what?	I just retired.
george... do you hear me, george?	What?
no deal.	I'm afraid we can't let you go.
you're a career intelligence officer, shermin. you'll be in the air with us.	You're talking about taking a life. The most unique life form on this planet. I think we're better than that.
then you're going to have to do it without me.	You're a career intelligence officer, Shermin. You'll be in the air with us.
no, we don't.	Then you're going to have to do it without me.
that's the chance we have to take.	No, we don't.
we'll do that. but how are we going to hold him? he can change himself into a man. he can disappear.	That's the chance we have to take.
you can change a directive, george. you've done it before. listen to me. he's going somewhere in death valley. lathrop wells was never anything but a bus stop. east is the nuclear site. there are no roads in there. she was teaching him to hitchhike. i'm telling you. we block the four roads into death valley and we got him.	We'll do that. But how are we going to hold him? He can change himself into a man. He can disappear.
you're not hearing me.	You can change a directive, George. You've done it before. Listen to me. He's going somewhere in Death Valley. Lathrop Wells was never anything but a bus stop. East is the nuclear site. There are no roads in there. She was teaching him to hitchhike. I'm telling you. We block the four roads into Death Valley and we got him.
i've never been taken off an assignment in my life. give me twenty- four hours and i'll have him for you.	You're not hearing me.
washington thinks it's too late for that.	I've never been taken off an assignment in my life. Give me twenty- four hours and I'll have him for you.
we don't have to do it that way. we can catch him this time.	Washington thinks it's too late for that.
we have a new directive. i'm taking over.	We don't have to do it that way. We can catch him this time.
what's all this for?	We have a new directive. I'm taking over.
shermin...	What's all this for?
hello george.	Shermin...
i'm not being unpatriotic, and i'm doing my damndest to catch them. bell's up on 80 and i'm down here on 70 past grand junction. they're heading west. if they're not flying we have a damn good chance of getting them. all i'm asking is that you people think about it.	You just do your job, Shermin. We'll make the policy.
is that what's affecting your performance?	I'm not being unpatriotic, and I'm doing my damndest to catch them. Bell's up on 80 and I'm down here on 70 past Grand Junction. They're heading west. If they're not flying we have a damn good chance of getting them. All I'm asking is that you people think about it.
maybe... look, this is just something to think about... from what i got at the shopping center, it was more scared than anything else... i don't feel it's as big a threat as you think it is...	Is that what's affecting your performance?
so far you've let it cross the heart of america. for two days it has been absorbing information that is detrimental to our security. i don't see the humor in that.	Maybe... look, this is just something to think about... from what I got at the shopping center, it was more scared than anything else... I don't feel it's as big a threat as you think it is...
george, listen to what you're saying. this thing's changed itself into a man. disappearing may not be that big a deal.	So far you've let it cross the heart of America. For two days it has been absorbing information that is detrimental to our security. I don't see the humor in that.
i don't care where you're from you just can't disappear into thin air.	George, listen to what you're saying. This thing's changed itself into a man. Disappearing may not be that big a deal.
i'll make this as simple as i can, george. they disappeared.	I don't care where you're from you just can't disappear into thin air.
we're growing very concerned back here. there's no use pretending otherwise. we're rapidly approaching a 'condition red.' people are beginning to ask difficult questions.	I'll make this as simple as I can, George. They disappeared.
you'll get results one way or the other, that's for sure... okay.	I'm gonna be here if you need anything.
we don't know what else to do. we need results.	You'll get results one way or the other, that's for sure... Okay.
it's messy... the thing's got a gun... we're just asking for somebody to get killed...	We don't know what else to do. We need results.
dammit shermin. earlier you were asking for help. what's changed?	It's messy... the thing's got a gun... We're just asking for somebody to get killed...
i don't like it, george...	Dammit Shermin. Earlier you were asking for help. What's changed?
i'm afraid the situation demands that kind of risk.	I don't like it, George...
you sure you want this, because... that's putting an awful lot of faith in people we have no control over...	I'm afraid the situation demands that kind of risk.
the extraterrestrial now looks like this.	Oh shit!!!
clarify that.	It's made itself look like the woman's dead husband.
it's taken on a disguise.	Clarify that.
why did you let it get into a populated area?	It's taken on a disguise.
it's in a green mustang?	Yes. It's kidnapped a woman at gunpoint and from what we can make out is forcing her to drive it somewhere.
well, we're in pursuit of a green mustang...	It's in a green Mustang?
when can we expect containment?	Well, we're in pursuit of a green Mustang...
george, we've just confirmed the existence of the live extraterrestrial.	When can we expect containment?
don't let them do it this way, george. it's too important. we can't find this thing alone.	You have to. We're trying to contact the ship. If we do, I'll let you know immediately. Good luck.
we've been back and forth on this all day and keeping in mind the panic that would occur if this got to the general public, it's been decided not to expand the search at this time.	Don't let them do it this way, George. It's too important. We can't find this thing alone.
that's not going to happen, george, unless you get us the help you promised us.	We've been back and forth on this all day and keeping in mind the panic that would occur if this got to the general public, it's been decided not to expand the search at this time.
we'll get those answers when you find the one you're looking for.	That's not going to happen, George, unless you get us the help you promised us.
not necessarily bad! if they knew we were here why didn't they let us know they were coming?	We'll get those answers when you find the one you're looking for.
we don't think that's necessarily bad. at least it's a point of contact.	Not necessarily bad! If they knew we were here why didn't they let us know they were coming?
then it's not an accident that they found us.	We don't think that's necessarily bad. At least it's a point of contact.
contain it and get back to me.	What do you mean by 'contain?'
wait, wait... what are my orders if we find this thing?	Contain it and get back to me.
i'm going to the white house right now. i'll try and get you everything you need.	Wait, wait... What are my orders if we find this thing?
we'll need a lot of help, george. you could hide an army up here.	I'm going to the White House right now. I'll try and get you everything you need.
get the body out of there. load it on the air force chopper and get it to wright patterson. they'll take it from there... we didn't expect this, shermin.	Neither did I.
none. and there's another one in the area that's alive. i don't know if it's the only one. i don't know if it was left here by accident or it's part of an inva...	Get the body out of there. Load it on the Air Force chopper and get it to Wright Patterson. They'll take it from there... We didn't expect this, Shermin.
is there any possibility that it's a hoax? could you be mistaken?	None. And there's another one in the area that's alive. I don't know if it's the only one. I don't know if it was left here by accident or it's part of an inva...
i saw it with my own eyes. we've killed an extraterrestrial and...	Is there any possibility that it's a hoax? Could you be mistaken?
there's no mistake? you're absolutely sure?	I saw it with my own eyes. We've killed an extraterrestrial and...
it's real, george.	There's no mistake? You're absolutely sure?
i won't let anyone hurt you.	Watch it. They're coming out.
if i don't speak to mr. shermin, i'm hanging up.	Okay...
you can speak to me, mrs. haydn. i'm in charge of this operation now.	If I don't speak to Mr. Shermin, I'm hanging up.
i want to speak to marc shermin.	You can speak to me, Mrs. Haydn. I'm in charge of this operation now.
this is george fox...	I want to speak to Marc Shermin.
mrs. haydn...	This is George Fox...
he doesn't want to hurt anybody. please leave him alone.	Is he on his way to Lathrop Wells?
mrs. haydn...	He doesn't want to hurt anybody. Please leave him alone.
do you know what you were kidnapped by?	Mrs. Haydn...
mr. shermin, i'm hanging up now. if you want to ask me any questions, call me at home in a couple of days. i'm in the book.	Do you know what you were kidnapped by?
marc shermin.	Mr. Shermin, I'm hanging up now. If you want to ask me any questions, call me at home in a couple of days. I'm in the book.
mr... i'm sorry, what was your name again?	Marc Shermin.
i told you. he let me go. i'm on my way home.	Get a highway patrol unit over there.
is the man who kidnapped you there now?	I told you. He let me go. I'm on my way home.
you've been through quite an ordeal, mrs. haydn. why don't you stay where you are and let us pick you up? we'll fly you home.	No. You'll want to ask a lot of questions I don't want to answer right now. I already have a ride.
i don't know. someplace called elmo's. look, i just wanted to tell you that i'm all right and i'm on my way home.	You've been through quite an ordeal, Mrs. Haydn. Why don't you stay where you are and let us pick you up? We'll fly you home.
this is marc shermin. where are you, mrs. haydn?	I don't know. Someplace called Elmo's. Look, I just wanted to tell you that I'm all right and I'm on my way home.
i will.	Goodbye.
tell the baby about me.	I will.
i'm never going to see you again, am i?	No.
i love you.	I'm never going to see you again, am I?
you say you love me and kiss me 'goodbye.'	I love you.
what do i do now?	You say you love me and kiss me 'goodbye.'
i must go.	What do I do now?
well...	I must go.
thank you, jennyhaydn. you are good. i must go alone now.	I said I would get you to your ship and that's where we're going to say goodbye.
where do you think you're going?	Thank you, Jennyhaydn. You are good. I must go alone now.
oh, wow... i'll tell you what. when the baby is born, we'll go out in my back yard and wave to you.	I will wave to you.
the yellow one.	Oh, wow... I'll tell you what. When the baby is born, we'll go out in my back yard and wave to you.
where?	The yellow one.
there.	Where?
i'm sure we could find a country and western station.	No, thank you.
how long will it take you to get home?	Many, many days and nights...
yes.	How long will it take you to get home?
you want the baby to laugh at me.	Yes.
would you put some of your singing in this for the baby?	You want the baby to laugh at me.
i'd like to...	Would you put some of your singing in this for the baby?
if you want to keep it, you can.	I'd like to...
this is yours...	If you want to keep it, you can.
we can.	This is yours...
i will say that we can be friends.	We can.
what will you say about us?	I will say that we can be friends.
many of my people will not believe those things are possible. on my planet there is only one government, one people, one language. i will be asked a lot of questions.	What will you say about us?
it'll give you the different countries, how they came to be, what they are now, how america came to be, the governments, the languages... everything.	Many of my people will not believe those things are possible. On my planet there is only one government, one people, one language. I will be asked a lot of questions.
i understand.	It'll give you the different countries, how they came to be, what they are now, how America came to be, the governments, the languages... everything.
any words you don't know you can find in the dictionary.	I understand.
this is very interesting. we are born knowing our history. we have other books. but not a book like this.	Any words you don't know you can find in the dictionary.
it'll tell you pretty much everything about us...	This is very interesting. We are born knowing our history. We have other books. But not a book like this.
if i ever run into that guy, i'm going to kick his ass.	It'll tell you pretty much everything about us...
yes.	If I ever run into that guy, I'm going to kick his ass.
the cook again?	Yes.
inflation, tuition, college. children are damned expensive. i know.	The cook again?
i don't need any money for the baby. i'll be fine.	Inflation, tuition, college. Children are damned expensive. I know.
i want to get money for you and the baby.	I don't need any money for the baby. I'll be fine.
you won ten dollars. big deal. if we don't get a good ride before dark we could miss your ship.	I want to get money for you and the baby.
i know how to gamble now.	You won ten dollars. Big deal. If we don't get a good ride before dark we could miss your ship.
this is crazy. we don't have time for this.	I know how to gamble now.
i understand.  thank you.	This is crazy. We don't have time for this.
here are two quarters. when you lose these, you're not going to get anymore.	I understand.  Thank you.
i want to gamble.	Here are two quarters. When you lose these, you're not going to get anymore.
what for?	I want to gamble.
may i have twenty-five cents, please?	What for?
the cowboys were right. you can make money fast gambling.	You don't make money gambling. You lose it.
i told you it's impossible for me to have a baby.	You will have this baby. If you want it. If you don't, I can stop it now.
it will be human and it will look like this.  but when it comes it will know everything i know and everything you know. that is something from my planet that i want your baby to have.	I told you it's impossible for me to have a baby.
but...	It will be human and it will look like this.  But when it comes it will know everything I know and everything you know. That is something from my planet that I want your baby to have.
you have been very good to me, jennyhaydn.  you said you wanted a baby, so i gave you one.	But...
yes, they are.	You have been very good to me, Jennyhaydn.  You said you wanted a baby, so I gave you one.
they are beautiful.	Yes, they are.
i gave you a baby last night.	They are beautiful.
oh, you're pretty...	I gave you a baby last night.
i understand.	Oh, you're pretty...
no, they don't talk... we talk to them.	I understand.
do they talk?!	No, they don't talk... We talk to them.
hello... hello. how are you this morning?	Do they talk?!
no.	Hello... hello. How are you this morning?
you don't forget anything, do you?	No.
horses.	You don't forget anything, do you?
good morning.	Horses.
nothing.	Good morning.
what?	Nothing.
you're damn right i am.	I do not get cold.
you are cold.	You're damn right I am.
i can't be late. i don't know if the radio balloons work above your planet. i don't know if my words went to the ship. if i'm not there, the captain will think i'm dead and go.	We'll get a ride in the morning.
let's find a place out of the rain. i'm sure we'll get a ride in the morning.	I can't be late. I don't know if the radio balloons work above your planet. I don't know if my words went to the ship. If I'm not there, the captain will think I'm dead and go.
i used the last one to jump off the cliff...	Let's find a place out of the rain. I'm sure we'll get a ride in the morning.
why don't you send one of your radio balloons and tell your captain that you might be late?	I used the last one to jump off the cliff...
you can stop. i will go on alone.	We're too far away to walk. Don't you understand?
what are you saying?	You can stop. I will go on alone.
what do you want from me? there are no cars on this road. i didn't ask for this stupid storm.	What are you saying?
you promised.	What do you want from me? There are no cars on this road. I didn't ask for this stupid storm.
i will. i will. we still have another day.	You promised.
you promised you would get me to my ship.	I will. I will. We still have another day.
no one's traveling in this weather.	You promised you would get me to my ship.
i can't stay on this planet.	No one's traveling in this weather.
we're not going to get a ride tonight.	I can't stay on this planet.
the cook.	We're not going to get a ride tonight.
where did you learn that?	The cook.
asshole!!	Where did you learn that?
i feel better if i move.	We're hundreds of miles from where you have to be.
why can't we wait here for a ride?	I feel better if I move.
i must meet my ship.	Why can't we wait here for a ride?
where are you going?	I must meet my ship.
i don't want you to be hurt.	Come on.
you shit! i'll decide if i go or not. not you. i don't know what you do on your planet, but i didn't think that was very nice walking out on me like you did.	I don't want you to be hurt.
i will go. but not you.	You shit! I'll decide if I go or not. Not you. I don't know what you do on your planet, but I didn't think that was very nice walking out on me like you did.
please understand. if you go this way, you'll never get to your ship. the police know about lathrop wells. we have to go another way. i'll get you to your ship. i promise.	I will go. But not you.
if i don't meet the ship, my people will go home without me.	Please understand. If you go this way, you'll never get to your ship. The police know about Lathrop Wells. We have to go another way. I'll get you to your ship. I promise.
the police know about lathrop wells. we have to go another way. come on.	If I don't meet the ship, my people will go home without me.
this car will take me to las vegas. i cannot go back.	The police know about Lathrop Wells. We have to go another way. Come on.
the police are waiting for you up ahead. there's a roadblock. you have to go back.	This car will take me to Las Vegas. I cannot go back.
i told you goodbye. why are you here?	The police are waiting for you up ahead. There's a roadblock. You have to go back.
are you angry at me?	No. I'm just not tired. Let's go.
i'm not sleepy anymore. let's drive for a little while longer.	Are you angry at me?
you can have one.	I'm not sleepy anymore. Let's drive for a little while longer.
no. get in.	You can have one.
the machine gave me two. should i put one back?	No. Get in.
hurry up.	The machine gave me two. Should I put one back?
on the radio they say it's good.	Hurry up.
you shouldn't drink so much of that stuff. it's bad for you.	On the radio they say it's good.
put that back.	But I have never seen this before. I am not complete.
you liked my singing?	Yes. Sing some more.
that was beautiful.	You liked my singing?
i am not a good singer.	That was beautiful.
i do not want to.	Don't be afraid... I'd really like to hear it.
i'd like to hear it. can you sing something?	I do not want to.
yes.	I'd like to hear it. Can you sing something?
do you have music up there?	Yes.
not all... but it feels like a kiss.	Do you have music up there?
i've noticed... do you understand what they're saying?	Not all... but it feels like a kiss.
i like this music.	I've noticed... Do you understand what they're saying?
i don't know.	I like this music.
why?	I don't know.
nobody knows.	Why?
yes.	I am your friend.
are you my friend?	Yes.
what are you doing?	Are you my friend?
he will.	What are you doing?
it's bad.	He will.
what is hell?	It's bad.
sounds like your captain's going to get hell when he gets back home.	What is hell?
i understand.	Sounds like your captain's going to get hell when he gets back home.
the police shouldn't have started shooting. but you can hardly blame them. you surprised them. they didn't know you were up there. when they saw you, they thought you were here to hurt us.	I understand.
he was a good friend... the captain took the ship away fast and i was not in the ship.	The police shouldn't have started shooting. But you can hardly blame them. You surprised them. They didn't know you were up there. When they saw you, they thought you were here to hurt us.
a friend is a person that is good to you... someone you like to be with... someone you like to laugh with...	He was a good friend... The captain took the ship away fast and I was not in the ship.
i don't understand 'friend.'	A friend is a person that is good to you... someone you like to be with... someone you like to laugh with...
oh, that's terrible. i'm sorry. was he a good friend?	I don't understand 'friend.'
the captain wanted to land to see close and to get some things from earth to take home. the police came and shot at us. one of the people from my ship was killed.	Oh, that's terrible. I'm sorry. Was he a good friend?
the captain...	The captain wanted to land to see close and to get some things from Earth to take home. The police came and shot at us. One of the people from my ship was killed.
we told our home, and the people who tell us what to do on my planet said to come and look but not to talk, not to land, not to shoot. just to look from up there. we came and... the driver of my ship...	The captain...
yes.	We told our home, and the people who tell us what to do on my planet said to come and look but not to talk, not to land, not to shoot. Just to look from up there. We came and... the driver of my ship...
yes?	Yes.
you did? that's funny. so did we.	Yes?
we were doing a map of the stars and all the other things up there when we saw a small ship. my... eh... we kidnapped it. on it there was a map that said how to come to earth. this was very important. before then, we thought we were the only people in all the stars.	You did? That's funny. So did we.
stars... when a sun is far away, we call it a 'star.'	We were doing a map of the stars and all the other things up there when we saw a small ship. My... eh... we kidnapped it. On it there was a map that said how to come to Earth. This was very important. Before then, we thought we were the only people in all the stars.
no. my ship was doing a map of all the suns and...	Stars... When a sun is far away, we call it a 'star.'
you thought we were a different planet?!	No. My ship was doing a map of all the suns and...
it was a mistake.	You thought we were a different planet?!
why did your ship land on this planet... on earth?	It was a mistake.
what happened?	I was afraid.
what?	It's a kiss...  Goodbye...
goodbye.	What?
yes?	Please stay.
jennyhaydn.	Yes?
goodbye.	Jennyhaydn.
yes. i have a long ride ahead of me...  goodbye.	Goodbye.
go?	Yes. I have a long ride ahead of me...  Goodbye.
well... i'm going to go now.	Go?
yes.	Well... I'm going to go now.
don't be afraid. do what i told you and you'll be okay.	Yes.
can i have the gun?	No.
don't worry. they're not going to hurt you. come on.  only show this to the driver. nobody else. and don't lose it.	Can I have the gun?
when do i get to lathrop wells?	Tomorrow morning. Start hitch-hiking right away and...
not every car, but... a car will stop... maybe not the first car... maybe number eight, number fifteen...	When do I get to Lathrop Wells?
the car will stop?	Not every car, but... a car will stop... Maybe not the first car... maybe number eight, number fifteen...
your thumb tells the driver that you want a ride.	The car will stop?
you keep this. now this is hitch- hike...  you stand on the side of the road, the highway... you understand? and you face the cars going in the direction you want to go. when you see a car or a truck coming, you stick out your thumb like this...	Your thumb tells the driver that you want a ride.
'lathrop wells, please. i do not speak english.'	You keep this. Now this is hitch- hike...  You stand on the side of the road, the highway... you understand? And you face the cars going in the direction you want to go. When you see a car or a truck coming, you stick out your thumb like this...
yes.	Then don't be smart.
you want this ticket?	Yes.
'las vegas, please. i do not speak english.' what is hitchhike?	You want this ticket?
right. in omaha the driver will put you on the bus for salt lake city and the new driver will take...  ...this part. when you get to salt lake city, ask the driver, 'las vegas, please'...	'Las Vegas, please. I do not speak English.' What is hitchhike?
i do not speak english.	Right. In Omaha the driver will put you on the bus for Salt Lake City and the new driver will take...  ...this part. When you get to Salt Lake City, ask the driver, 'Las Vegas, please'...
will you please do it my way? you'll get into trouble if you don't. if anybody talks to you, tell them... i do not speak english.	I do not speak English.
but i speak english.	Will you please do it my way? You'll get into trouble if you don't. If anybody talks to you, tell them... I do not speak English.
the driver will...	But I speak English.
'salt lake city, please. i do not speak english.'	The driver will...
say it.	'Salt Lake City, please. I do not speak English.'
that's easy. i'll explain that in a minute. this is your ticket. when you get on the bus here, the driver will take this part. you will ride to omaha. when you get to omaha, ask the driver. 'salt lake city, please. i do not speak english.'	Say it.
what is hitchhike?	That's easy. I'll explain that in a minute. This is your ticket. When you get on the bus here, the driver will take this part. You will ride to Omaha. When you get to Omaha, ask the driver. 'Salt Lake City, please. I do not speak English.'
i know that. but the buses don't go there.	What is hitchhike?
but i must go here.	I know that. But the buses don't go there.
i can't... forget the baby. okay? the closest i was able to get you was lathrop wells. you'll have to hitchhike the rest of the way.	But I must go here.
why?	I can't... Forget the baby. Okay? The closest I was able to get you was Lathrop Wells. You'll have to hitchhike the rest of the way.
i'd love to have a baby. but i can't...	Why?
why?	I'd love to have a baby. But I can't...
no... the closest...	Why?
do you have a baby?	No... The closest...
eh... yes...	Do you have a baby?
a baby is a new person?	Eh... yes...
yes.	A baby is a new person?
is that a baby?	Yes.
the closest i was able to get you was lathrop wells...	Is that a baby?
do you understand what i'm saying to you? you can keep the car.  that should be enough for gas from here to there. please let me go.	When we get here.
i feel like i'm going crazy here. you're scott. but he's dead. i don't know what's real anymore. i can't be here with you.	Do you understand what I'm saying to you? You can keep the car.  That should be enough for gas from here to there. Please let me go.
no.	I feel like I'm going crazy here. You're Scott. But he's dead. I don't know what's real anymore. I can't be here with you.
then let me go. you don't need me.	No.
no.	Then let me go. You don't need me.
you'll keep the car. i'll take a bus...  am i going up there with you... in your ship... up there?	No.
no.	You'll keep the car. I'll take a bus...  Am I going up there with you... in your ship... up there?
i won't tell anybody if that's what you're worried about. i promise. you'll keep...	No.
i need you.	I won't tell anybody if that's what you're worried about. I promise. You'll keep...
that's not much time. i'll just slow you down. i have to sleep. i'm very tired. and i have to wash and eat. you don't...	I need you.
three nights... two days.	That's not much time. I'll just slow you down. I have to sleep. I'm very tired. And I have to wash and eat. You don't...
how many days and nights do you have to go...  ...here?	Three nights... two days.
yes. day... night.	How many days and nights do you have to go...  ...here?
sun... day. no sun... night. you understand?	Yes. Day... night.
yes.	Sun... day. No sun... night. You understand?
sun...	Yes.
how will i do this one?...	Sun...
i do not understand.	How will I do this one?...
when do you have to be here?	I do not understand.
my...  ...car will take me...  ...up there... home.	When do you have to be here?
why are you going here? what is here?	My...  ...car will take me...  ...up there... home.
you better.	Why are you going here? What is here?
i will see it next time.	You better.
you didn't even see it.	I will see it next time.
it was yellow.	You didn't even see it.
that was a red light!! i told you you have to stop at a red light!!	It was yellow.
what?	Music.
horses.	What?
horses.	Horses.
what's the matter?	Shit!
i want to try it.	This stuff could kill...  Be my guest.
you want to try it?	I want to try it.
i...	You want to try it?
a drink.	I...
what is...  ...coke?	A drink.
what?	Candy.
yes.	What?
money.	Yes.
satisfied? now get out. out.	No.
you. mouth closed.	Okay.
in your pocket, please...	You. Mouth closed.
no.	Oh God! You're going to get us both killed. Okay... in your pocket...
attendant. he'll give us gas. put the gun down. under the seat. under the seat...	No.
who?	Attendant. He'll give us gas. Put the gun down. Under the seat. Under the seat...
shit... shit... what shit?	Stop!! Enough!! Jesus! You're worse than a parrot!!
no, no... don't say that. bad word.	Shit... shit... what shit?
shit?	No, no... don't say that. Bad word.
shit.	Shit?
no. i don't know what you are, but you're not scott.	Shit.
i am husband?	No. I don't know what you are, but you're not Scott.
my... husband.	I am husband?
who?	My... husband.
i know.	Who?
no gas.	I know.
closed.	No gas.
gas.	Closed.
up there... i... eh... can't explain...  but that's the only place you could be from.	Gas.
space?	Up there... I... eh... can't explain...  But that's the only place you could be from.
are you from up there? space?	Space?
from?	Are you from up there? Space?
that's a big help. where are you from?	From?
i am...	That's a big help. Where are you from?
who are you?	I am...
jennyhaydn.	Who are you?
i am jenny haydn.	Jennyhaydn.
who is he? who is she? who are you? who am i?  who are you?	I am Jenny Haydn.
not what. who. what is for things.  what? what? what? what? for people you use who. who is he?  who is she?  who are you?  who am i?	Who is he? Who is she? Who are you? Who am I?  Who are you?
what?	Not what. Who. What is for things.  What? What? What? What? For people you use who. Who is he?  Who is she?  Who are you?  Who am I?
you'll see.	What?
closed?	You'll see.
it's closed... closed. we need one that's open.	Closed?
go.	It's closed... closed. We need one that's open.
gas good?	Yes. Very good.
no gas... car dead.  we need gas. i don't want to get shot for running out of gas.	Gas good?
no gas.	This car runs on gas.
no gas.	No gas.
minneapolis... good.	You're full of tricks, aren't you?
minneapolis... minneapolis...	What are you doing?
minneapolis.	Minneapolis... Minneapolis...
what?!	Minneapolis.
yes.	What?!
smile... good?	Yes.
smile.	Smile... good?
what?	Smile.
we're going to have to stop for gas soon.	What?
mi-chi-gan driver li-see-ens... jennyhaydn... money?	We're going to have to stop for gas soon.
money.	Money.
what?	X...
pancakes.	Pancakes.
what?	Pancakes.
coupons.	What?
what?	Coupons.
flashlight.	What?
what?	Flashlight.
which way?	That way.
good.	Which way?
good.	Good.
steering wheel... gear shift... dashboard...	Good.
eh... police.	Police...
what?!	Eh... police.
dashboard.	What?!
dashboard.	Dashboard.
gear shift.	Dashboard.
gear shift.	Gear shift.
steering wheel.	Gear shift.
steering wheel.	Steering wheel.
what.	Steering wheel.
steering wheel...	What.
ah no.	Steering wheel...
ah... no...	Ah no.
what.	Ah... no...
what?	What.
please...	Which way do you want to go?
why are you doing this to me? i'll give you whatever...	Please...
please.	Why are you doing this to me? I'll give you whatever...
please...	Don't... don't do this... please...
oh god, man... don't shoot me... my mistake... i'm sorry...	He doesn't understand... just walk away...
hey, she doesn't want to go with you. come on.	Oh God, man... don't shoot me... My mistake... I'm sorry...
help me!!!	Hey, she doesn't want to go with you. Come on.
hey buddy... let her go...	Help me!!!
call the police!!	Hey buddy... let her go...
jesus christ!! you crazy people...	Call the police!!
he's kidnapping me!!!	Jesus Christ!! You crazy people...
you could have killed us both!!	He's kidnapping me!!!
help me!!	You could have killed us both!!
i have nothing to do. i'd like to help you.	Don't worry. I'll be all right.
sure.	I have nothing to do. I'd like to help you.
wait. could i have your autograph?	Sure.
it's easier not to tell if you don't know.	Wait. Could I have your autograph?
why wouldn't he want to go through the roadblock?... what did you guys do?... i won't tell anybody.	It's easier not to tell if you don't know.
pull over. i've got to get back there.	Why wouldn't he want to go through the roadblock?... What did you guys do?... I won't tell anybody.
the five-fifty. we already passed it. but it'll take him way out of his way.	Pull over. I've got to get back there.
fly.	The five-fifty. We already passed it. But it'll take him way out of his way.
if he didn't want to go through the roadblock, is there any other way to get to vegas?	Fly.
i'm telling you, you're going to find him at the roadblock, or right after, or not at all.	If he didn't want to go through the roadblock, is there any other way to get to Vegas?
what? no, of course not.	Would be kinda neat if they were. I think I could outrun them. Maybe get my picture in the papers.
they after you?	What? No, of course not.
this is going to be a real drag. i thought you wanted to go fast.	They after you?
i don't know where he is.	This is going to be a real drag. I thought you wanted to go fast.
in the cars, too?!	I don't know where he is.
i told you i'm looking for someone.	In the cars, too?!
geez, mrs. haydn, we just got going.	I told you I'm looking for someone.
slow down, slow down.	Geez, Mrs. Haydn, we just got going.
my grandmother's rich.	Slow down, slow down.
you sure this is your car?	My grandmother's rich.
you get that, lyman?	We're ready.
tell him i'm not here.	I did.
doesn't make sense.	Maybe he's turned her into one of them. They enter the crowd around the helicopter.
i know. she bought him a ticket for lathrop wells and put him on the bus. he didn't stay on though and they drove off together.	Doesn't make sense.
bell wants us to get down on our knees and bow.	Did your people have any contingencies rehearsed?
good... it looks like we might be the welcoming committee, so i think we should try and figure out what we're gonna do if we have to come face to face with this creature.	Bell wants us to get down on our knees and bow.
that's because the ones that were hurt, died. they couldn't talk to you.	Any reports about monsters, people in Halloween masks, anything like that?
this is crazy. what were we going to do if that had been the ship? we have two thirty calibre machine guns, three m16's and some handguns.	Give it a rest, Lyman.
aghh... i'm supposed to umpire a little league game tomorrow.	I wouldn't worry about it... There might not be any little league tomorrow.
is it for real?	Get Fox.
you have no conception of this, do you?	You jerk! You look at all the sweetness and light and goodness you think'll come out of this. You know what's gonna come out of this... The end of religion, the end of civilization, the end of the earth. We could become slaves, we could become a colony of these things. Don't you see that? Are you too stupid to see that?
bullshit!	You have no conception of this, do you?
jesus lyman, you're an ignorant fool.	Bullshit!
save us all a lot of trouble.	Jesus Lyman, you're an ignorant fool.
they're gonna let some local cop blow him away.	Save us all a lot of trouble.
i'm telling you they're probably friendly.	Then why did they try and sneak in the back door? Tell me that. Why didn't they contact us first and say...
nothing up there... the grass is matted down in a few places, but that could have been anything.	It was the husband. The police finally got a hold of the witness at work and showed him a picture of the woman.
it was a man though... right?	The police think he was high on drugs...
listen to this.  a woman was kidnapped in eau claire this morning. when a citizen went to her rescue the kidnapper threatened him with a gun and shouted at him in a strange 'clicking gibberish'...	It was a man though... right?
it was kind of like clicking, maybe a language wasn't it?	Listen to this.  A woman was kidnapped in Eau Claire this morning. When a citizen went to her rescue the kidnapper threatened him with a gun and shouted at him in a strange 'clicking gibberish'...
how would you describe the sounds we heard coming out of that thing's helmet?	It was kind of like clicking, maybe a language wasn't it?
i tried it once... fourteen years ago... 'i was a lousy husband and a worse father. the only thing i'm good at is this... at least until yesterday.	How would you describe the sounds we heard coming out of that thing's helmet?
yes.	I tried it once... Fourteen years ago... 'I was a lousy husband and a worse father. The only thing I'm good at is this... At least until yesterday.
to the same woman?	Yes.
twenty-eight years.	To the same woman?
you married, major?	Twenty-eight years.
i know, but...	You married, Major?
it was only an accident that we discovered them.	I know, but...
there's nothing... no reports of sightings or landings or anything... in the other parts of the country or overseas... seems like a totally isolated incident.	It was only an accident that we discovered them.
oh, jesus.	We better get it into the box. Come on...
people have made mistakes in these situations before.	I've been investigating sightings for seventeen years, Mr. Shermin. This one's real. We have a dead extra- terrestrial in that tent and another one in the area that might be alive. We've been visited. It's finally happened and the sooner Washington accepts that and starts figuring out how we're going to deal with these beings, the better off we're going to be.
after i called in, i had a chance to sit down with the three locals. they swear there's another one that didn't make the ship... it might be alive.	People have made mistakes in these situations before.
it could have been anything.	After I called in, I had a chance to sit down with the three locals. They swear there's another one that didn't make the ship... It might be alive.
no, sir. radar.	It could have been anything.
was there visual contact?	No, sir. Radar.
we had a flight of f16's play tag with the spaceship over michigan for an hour. then it shot straight up and disappeared.	Was there visual contact?
wait'll you see it.	We had a flight of F16's play tag with the spaceship over Michigan for an hour. Then it shot straight up and disappeared.
there's a good chance you could be wrong about this thing then...	Wait'll you see it.
no.	There's a good chance you could be wrong about this thing then...
can you see under the faceplate?	No.
not on the landscape. we're trying to get a tube under the faceplate for a reading on possible deadly lifeforms but it's hard going.	Can you see under the faceplate?
any signs of biological contamination, excessive radiation, anything like that?	Not on the landscape. We're trying to get a tube under the faceplate for a reading on possible deadly lifeforms but it's hard going.
very beautiful country up here...	Any signs of biological contamination, excessive radiation, anything like that?
this has always been my favorite time of day.	Very beautiful country up here...
i'm a cook. do you understand 'cook?'	No.
i don't understand.	I'm a cook. Do you understand 'cook?'
good job, neither do i. what do you do for a living?	I don't understand.
parlez vous francais?... habla ingles?... sprechen zie deutsch?	Good job, neither do I. What do you do for a living?
i don't understand.	Parlez vous Francais?... Habla Ingles?... Sprechen zie deutsch?
las vegas, please. i do not speak english.	Hop in.
where are you going?	Las Vegas, please. I do not speak English.
i know what i saw. i've seen him enough times.	Scott Haydn is dead. He died about three months ago. We went to the funeral.
you know that's impossible!	I know what I saw. I've seen him enough times.
well, maybe these men won't think so. we were asleep when a helicopter woke me up. it made me so nervous i went into the kitchen for something to eat. i happened to look out the window and there was scott haydn with this green thing draped over his arm pulling jenny down the walk to the car.	You know that's impossible!
judy, that's stupid.	Well, maybe these men won't think so. We were asleep when a helicopter woke me up. It made me so nervous I went into the kitchen for something to eat. I happened to look out the window and there was Scott Haydn with this green thing draped over his arm pulling Jenny down the walk to the car.
i told you...	Judy, that's stupid.
that's what i thought. so remember it was me because sometimes rewards come late, you know.	We will.  Something's wrong here. She's helping him now.
i wouldn't think so.	That's what I thought. So remember it was me because sometimes rewards come late, you know.
eh... the store tells you to call when there's trouble, so they won't get sued... but that shouldn't matter if there's a reward, right?	I wouldn't think so.
hey... he didn't look like no big time criminal to me.	Eh... the store tells you to call when there's trouble, so they won't get sued... But that shouldn't matter if there's a reward, right?
you saw that?	Hey... he didn't look like no big time criminal to me.
hey, it's none of my business why you're chasing a retard... you want my opinion, it's the girl. she had to hold the guy's hand all the way to the car like he was a kid.	You saw that?
yeah, thanks. we appreciate that.	Hey, it's none of my business why you're chasing a retard... You want my opinion, it's the girl. She had to hold the guy's hand all the way to the car like he was a kid.
because i'm the one who called the police, you know.	Yeah, thanks. We appreciate that.
huh?... eh... no, there isn't	Because I'm the one who called the police, you know.
is there a reward in this?	Huh?... Eh... no, there isn't
if i talk to you, i will miss my ship.	Hold on a minute... Let's take the chance, George.
all the roads into death valley are blocked. we'd like to talk to you.	If I talk to you, I will miss my ship.
i don't want to hurt anybody. i just want to go home.	All the roads into Death Valley are blocked. We'd like to talk to you.
we can't let you do that.	I don't want to hurt anybody. I just want to go home.
i must get to my ship, mr. shermin.	We can't let you do that.
hello...	I must get to my ship, Mr. Shermin.
i already got a real one.  come on, it won't be too bad.  it's not personal.	Just not the eyes.
okay cash!  logical.  here's everything i have on me, what do you say?  how about a rolex?	I already got a real one.  Come on, it won't be too bad.  It's not personal.
come on, let's go, i got to get back.	Okay cash!  Logical.  Here's everything I have on me, what do you say?  How about a Rolex?
it's always politics.  like this thing we're in here, he's paying you to tune me up, right?  but i could pay you more not to.  see what i mean?  i could write you a check right now--	Come on, let's go, I got to get back.
bullshit politics.	It's always politics.  Like this thing we're in here, he's paying you to tune me up, right?  But I could pay you more not to.  See what I mean?  I could write you a check right now--
i saw you play, man.  you were good. like a fucking freight train i remember saying.  so what happened, injuries or what?	Bullshit politics.
yeah, that's right.	I saw you play, man.  You were good. Like a fucking freight train I remember saying.  So what happened, injuries or what?
no problem.	A star is born.
some tips.  don't dart your eyes around.  don't look in the mirror or you'll id yourself.  ok?  you got a half hour of tape, so give me some lead-in to the main event.  but don't wait too long, i don't want to be going out for popcorn.  and don't act natural.  don't act at all. just forget the thing is on.  got it?	No problem.
yeah, right.	Some tips.  Don't dart your eyes around.  Don't look in the mirror or you'll ID yourself.  OK?  You got a half hour of tape, so give me some lead-in to the main event.  But don't wait too long, I don't want to be going out for popcorn.  And don't act natural.  Don't act at all. Just forget the thing is on.  Got it?
easy, eduardo, easy.  preserve a sense of humor at all times.  okay, the receptor rig... what i'm putting on your head... sends a signal to the recorder.  see we call it "being wired," but there's no wire.  you gotta keep the recorder close... five, six feet away max, like in your jacket pocket by the bed or wherever you're going to close escrow, know what i mean?	Yeah, right.
hey, fuck you, man.	Easy, Eduardo, easy.  Preserve a sense of humor at all times.  Okay, the receptor rig... what I'm putting on your head... sends a signal to the recorder.  See we call it "being wired," but there's no wire.  You gotta keep the recorder close... five, six feet away max, like in your jacket pocket by the bed or wherever you're going to close escrow, know what I mean?
superconducting quantum interference device.  squid.  got it?  there's gonna be a test.	Hey, fuck you, man.
what's all this squid shit?	Superconducting QUantum Interference Device.  SQUID.  Got it?  There's gonna be a test.
okay, let's get you wired up.  i hope this axle grease you got in your hair doesn't screw up the squid receptors.	What's all this squid shit?
take her up to the suite.  have a glass of champagne... or six... i'll be up in a while to help you ring in the new year.	I live for the moment.
well, i'm certainly in the mood for a party.	Take her up to the suite.  Have a glass of champagne... or six... I'll be up in a while to help you ring in the New Year.
fuck you.	Maybe later.
the only time a whore should open her mouth is when she's giving head.	Fuck you.
i'd love to.  but he keeps showing up.  and you keep talking to him.  i can't have that--	The only time a whore should open her mouth is when she's giving head.
he doesn't know what's going on. leave him alone.	I'd love to.  But he keeps showing up.  And you keep talking to him.  I can't have that--
maybe now you appreciate the danger we're in.  it was touching the way you stood by me in there.  "stand by your man". i was moved.  you were very good.  i don't think he even understands that you did it for him.	He doesn't know what's going on. Leave him alone.
you said you were going to get her out of this.	Maybe now you appreciate the danger we're in.  It was touching the way you stood by me in there.  "Stand by your man". I was moved.  You were very good.  I don't think he even understands that you did it for him.
i made my choice, lenny.	You're going down.
look, tran... lenny just came by to give me some bad news.  an old friend of mine has been murdered. you remember iris?	A tragic story, no doubt.  How'd you get up here?
you're too goddamned paranoid.	Paranoia's only reality on a finer scale.
he's no concern of mine, as long as you don't talk to him.  don't talk to anybody.  you understand?  not with everything that's going on right now.	You're too goddamned paranoid.
leave him alone, tran.	He's no concern of mine, as long as you don't talk to him.  Don't talk to anybody.  You understand?  Not with everything that's going on right now.
lenny the loser.  panhandler of stolen dreams.	Leave him alone, Tran.
we have nothing to talk about, lenny.	Joey, make sure Mr. Nero gets safely to his car.
and then she said, 'since we're going to be spending so much time together--'	'We might as well make the best of it.'
uh huh.  and i said, 'that's good, because i like the feeling of someone watching me.  i acquired the taste from lenny.'	And then she said, 'Since we're going to be spending so much time together--'
i said, 'yeah.  i'd even do it for free.'	Uh huh.  And I said, 'That's good, because I like the feeling of someone watching me.  I acquired the taste from Lenny.'
i know.  i don't always do exactly what i'm told.  so i said, 'do you enjoy watching me?'  and you said -- come on max.	I said, 'Yeah.  I'd even do it for free.'
you were supposed to go downstairs, baby.	I know.  I don't always do exactly what I'm told.  So I said, 'Do you enjoy watching me?'  And you said -- come on Max.
look, baby, it's now of never... the guy is a known input junkie, so a little od won't surprise anybody. it's the only way we can be together.  you know it's true.	My God.
jesus.	Hey, he was going to kill you.  And this ratfuck paid to have Iris killed, to save his own sorry ass.
i'm not.  just a little poach job.	Jesus.
you can't just... kill him.	I'm not.  Just a little poach job.
what're you going to do?	You can't just... kill him.
believe it.  now bring me the trodes, baby.  come on, quick.	What're you going to do?
oh my god.  i don't believe this is happening.	Believe it.  Now bring me the trodes, baby.  Come on, quick.
this piece of puke hired me to kill you, baby.  do you believe that? isn't that right, tran?  you pinhead.	Oh my God.  I don't believe this is happening.
the killer knew right where she was. because he put her there.	What a nightmare.
you think tran killed her?	The killer knew right where she was. Because he put her there.
yeah... he figured out what to do all right.	You think Tran killed her?
so finally he gives iris some cash and tells her to check into the hotel under a wrong name till he figures out what to do.	Yeah... he figured out what to do all right.
we should talk alone.	No.  Mace is in this.
how did it happen?  what was iris doing riding around with jeriko wearing a wire?	We should talk alone.
oh god, lenny.  i was trying to keep you out of this.	How did it happen?  What was Iris doing riding around with Jeriko wearing a wire?
faith, we know about jeriko.  iris made me a copy of the tape.	Oh God, Lenny.  I was trying to keep you out of this.
what's going on?	Faith, we know about Jeriko.  Iris made me a copy of the tape.
you don't know what you're fucking with here.	Tell me.
i have a gun.  it's under my bed.	You don't know what you're fucking with here.
then what?  then what, lenny?!  you going to protect me?  big tough guy. you're a talker, lenny.  you don't even have a gun.	I have a gun.  It's under my bed.
don't know.  but this guy's real damaged goods.  iris knew someone was after her... and she said you were in danger too.  now no more games, faith.  whatever you're hiding, whatever's going on, you have to get out of here now. come with me right now.  don't even think about it.	Then what?  Then what, Lenny?!  You going to protect me?  Big tough guy. You're a talker, Lenny.  You don't even have a gun.
who did it?	Don't know.  But this guy's real damaged goods.  Iris knew someone was after her... and she said you were in danger too.  Now no more games, Faith.  Whatever you're hiding, whatever's going on, you have to get out of here now. Come with me right now.  Don't even think about it.
iris is dead.  she was murdered.	Who did it?
you're crazier than i thought, lenny.  coming here... tran's just in there.	Iris is dead.  She was murdered.
can't do it.	You know one of the ways movies still have Squid beat?  Because they always say "The End." You always know when it's over.  It's over! Now please leave.  I have to go on again in a couple of minutes.
yeah, for about a month now.  lenny, just stay away from tran, okay?  and stay away from me.  stop trying to rescue me.  those days are over. i'm a big girl now.  stop trying to save me, okay, because i don't need saving... just... give up on me.	Can't do it.
max pelcher?  you're kidding?	Yeah, for about a month now.  Lenny, just stay away from Tran, okay?  And stay away from me.  Stop trying to rescue me.  Those days are over. I'm a big girl now.  Stop trying to save me, okay, because I don't need saving... Just... give up on me.
you have to get out of here.  if tran catches you he'll... he's acting crazy.  he's doing way too much playback and he's getting completely paranoid.  he's such a control freak, he's even paying max to follow me around.	Max Pelcher?  You're kidding?
it's you up on that stage, not him. you don't need him.	You have to get out of here.  If Tran catches you he'll... he's acting crazy.  He's doing way too much playback and he's getting completely paranoid.  He's such a control freak, he's even paying Max to follow me around.
damn right.	It's you up on that stage, not him. You don't need him.
look, baby, i've watched you create yourself out of nothing.  you're like a goddamn cruise missile, targeted on making it.  and you will.	Damn right.
come on, faith!  he's just toying with you.  and when he gets bored, you'll be yesterday's papers.	Look, baby, I've watched you create yourself out of nothing.  You're like a goddamn cruise missile, targeted on making it.  And you will.
maybe.	Come on, Faith!  He's just toying with you.  And when he gets bored, you'll be yesterday's papers.
what?  he gonna record you on his label?	Maybe.
he has his uses too.	What?  He gonna record you on his label?
why don't you just split?  you don't love him, anybody can see that.  and to him you're just some kinda possession, like a ferrari, something to show the other guys.	He has his uses too.
that's a good one, coming from you.	Why don't you just split?  You don't love him, anybody can see that.  And to him you're just some kinda possession, like a Ferrari, something to show the other guys.
it's tran, isn't it?  this guy is poison, faith.  listen to me.  he's got you walled in on all sides.  and he uses the wire too much, he gets off on tape, not on you.	That's a good one, coming from you.
let it alone, lenny.  it'll take care of itself.	It's Tran, isn't it?  This guy is poison, Faith.  Listen to me.  He's got you walled in on all sides.  And he uses the wire too much, he gets off on tape, not on you.
i know you faith.  you're afraid of something.  what's going on?	Let it alone, Lenny.  It'll take care of itself.
well i haven't seen her in months. who knows what's going on in her head.  you're really running out of excuses to come around, aren't you?	I know you Faith.  You're afraid of something.  What's going on?
tonight.	Well I haven't seen her in months. Who knows what's going on in her head.  You're really running out of excuses to come around, aren't you?
you talked to iris?  when?	Tonight.
yeah, ok, whatever you say.  just answer one question.  is anything wrong?  iris said you might be in trouble.	You talked to Iris?  When?
you have to go.  i mean it.	Yeah, OK, whatever you say.  Just answer one question.  Is anything wrong?  Iris said you might be in trouble.
i'm already hurting.	You have to go.  I mean it.
i know.  lenny, if tran finds you talking to me he'll hurt you.	I'm already hurting.
hi, baby.  i've missed you.	I know.  Lenny, if Tran finds you talking to me he'll hurt you.
faith, call me, okay?	No, Lenny.
i don't think that's a good idea, lenny.	I just got to talk to you for one second.
cut it out, tran.	Too bad about your guy Jeriko. Tough break.
forget it's there.	Make me forget it, baby.
i don't feel anything.  is it on?	Forget it's there.
i just want to see what we're like together through your eyes.	I don't feel anything.  Is it on?
i feel like you're turning me into a vcr.	I just want to see what we're like together through your eyes.
hey, you going to watch or you going to do?	Watch and see.
yeah, i'm interested, but can we get someplace a little less public?	You nervous?  Forget it.  The cops have more to worry about in this city than the squid-trade, believe me--
what?  right here?	Step into my office.
listen, before we get into numbers, i want you to try a taste.  i got a deck with me.	What?  Right Here?
talk to me about costs, here.	Listen, before we get into numbers, I want you to try a taste.  I got a deck with me.
i can get you what you want.  you just have to talk to me.  i'm your priest, your shrink, your main connection to the switchboard of souls.  i'm the magic man, the santa claus of the subconscious.  you say it, you even think it, you can have it.  you want a girl, you want two girls?  i don't know what your thing is or what you're curious about... you want a guy?  you want to be a girl... see what that feels like? you want a nun to tie you up?  it's all doable.	Talk to me about costs, here.
sounds good.	I can get you what you want.  You just have to talk to me.  I'm your priest, your shrink, your main connection to the switchboard of souls.  I'm the Magic Man, the Santa Claus of the Subconscious.  You say it, you even think it, you can have it.  You want a girl, you want two girls?  I don't know what your thing is or what you're curious about... you want a guy?  You want to be a girl... see what that feels like? You want a nun to tie you up?  It's all doable.
what kind of things exactly?	Exactly anything.  Whatever you want.  Whoever you want to be.  Fabri, get us another round, would you.
that's right.  clips.  look, i want you to know what we're talking about here.  this isn't like tv only better.  this is life.  it's a piece of somebody's life.  pure and uncut, straight from the cerebral cortex.  you're there. you're doing it, seeing it, hearing it... feeling it.	What kind of things exactly?
clips.	That's right.  Clips.  Look, I want you to know what we're talking about here.  This isn't like TV only better.  This is life.  It's a piece of somebody's life.  Pure and uncut, straight from the cerebral cortex.  You're there. You're doing it, seeing it, hearing it... feeling it.
i'll set you up, get you a deck at my cost... since my thing is the software.	Clips.
just what i've read.  that the technology was developed for the feds, to replace the body wire.  and now it's gone black market.  so, uh, do i get the deck from you?	I'll set you up, get you a deck at my cost... since my thing is the software.
a virgin brain!  well we're going to start you off right.  so what do you know about this?  save us some time...	Just what I've read.  That the technology was developed for the Feds, to replace the body wire.  And now it's gone black market.  So, uh, do I get the deck from you?
no.	A virgin brain!  Well we're going to start you off right.  So what do you know about this?  Save us some time...
you understand?  attorney!  right? am i right?	That's right.
i understand.  no, i'm not.	You understand?  Attorney!  Right? Am I right?
how did you hook up with faith?	This dink hires me a month ago to eyeball her, right?  But Faith knows me from you, right, so she comes up to me and says, 'Hey Max why you following me?' I say, 'I'll buy you a drink and explain.' And she says...
yeah.  pretty zany, huh?  all this shit caused by a random traffic stop.  hey... nothing means nothing. you know that.  look around... the whole planet's in total chaos.  you gotta take what you can, while you can.  cause some shitbird can come up and put a fuckin' .22 in the back a your head any second.	How did you hook up with Faith?
just those two loose-cannon cops running around covering their butts.	Yeah.  Pretty zany, huh?  All this shit caused by a random traffic stop.  Hey... nothing means nothing. You know that.  Look around... the whole planet's in total chaos.  You gotta take what you can, while you can.  Cause some shitbird can come up and put a fuckin' .22 in the back a your head any second.
naawww.	Just those two loose-cannon cops running around covering their butts.
so there never was a death squad.	Naawww.
you must be so pleased, i followed your jellybean trail right here, like a good little chump.	You got froggy on me a couple times.
no plan is perfect, lenny.  hey, cheer up.  world's gonna end in ten minutes anyway.	You must be so pleased, I followed your jellybean trail right here, like a good little chump.
and who was, regrettably, also your best fucking friend.	No plan is perfect, Lenny.  Hey, cheer up.  World's gonna end in ten minutes anyway.
only he doesn't know about me and faith.  so i say to myself, if i turn the job down, he just gets somebody else.  and i lose faith... to coin a phrase.  so to buy time, i do the skank.  i still gotta do something about tran... i figure it's him or me... but i can't cap him without a chump to take the fall.  and who better than his girlfriend's loser ex-boyfriend... a known criminal... who has been seen hassling them in public numerous times.	And who was, regrettably, also your best fucking friend.
i know.  so, i'm working for this puke, right?  and he says he'll pay me quite large to do the hooker. but also i gotta do his bitch girlfriend cause she knows the whole score and she's totally out of control.	Only he doesn't know about me and Faith.  So I say to myself, if I turn the job down, he just gets somebody else.  And I lose Faith... to coin a phrase.  So to buy time, I do the skank.  I still gotta do something about Tran... I figure it's him or me... but I can't cap him without a chump to take the fall.  And who better than his girlfriend's loser ex-boyfriend... a known criminal... who has been seen hassling them in public numerous times.
i won't say anything.	I know.  So, I'm working for this puke, right?  And he says he'll pay me quite large to do the hooker. But also I gotta do his bitch girlfriend cause she knows the whole score and she's totally out of control.
picture it... i feel like i gotta share this with somebody.  it's too perfect.	I won't say anything.
was i a really busy guy?  did i do tick too?	You bet.  Did you like it?
that's right.  they'll find the original of her snuff clip in your apartment.  the one i left for you at the club was a copy.	Was I a really busy guy?  Did I do Tick too?
wait a minute.  now i'm remembering. i killed iris too, didn't i?	That's right.  They'll find the original of her snuff clip in your apartment.  The one I left for you at the club was a copy.
that's pretty much the way it happened.	Wait a minute.  Now I'm remembering. I killed Iris too, didn't I?
so... i killed tran.  then you ran in, being on his payroll, and shot me.	That's pretty much the way it happened.
you know, statistically that's the second most common word people say right before they die.  shit being number one.	So... I killed Tran.  Then you ran in, being on his payroll, and shot me.
jesus!	You know, statistically that's the second most common word people say right before they die.  Shit being number one.
you just did.	Jesus!
what makes you think i'm gonna kill tran?	You just did.
i sent her to the party.  i figured i'd wait up here until you killed tran.	What makes you think I'm gonna kill Tran?
where's faith?	I sent her to the party.  I figured I'd wait up here until you killed Tran.
i'll have that.  glock 22.  nice.	Where's Faith?
only way i could stand your ties.	I'll have that.  Glock 22.  Nice.
no.  i suppose not.  i didn't know you were colorblind, max.	Only way I could stand your ties.
2-2-0-3.  got it.  stay on her.	I intend to.
come on!  if he gives us any shit, we kill 'em all.  whattya say?  just get your butt down here.  if i'm not at the shindig downstairs go to the room.  it's 2203.  you writin'?	2-2-0-3.  Got it.  Stay on her.
this is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?	Come on!  If he gives us any shit, we kill 'em all.  Whattya say?  Just get your butt down here.  If I'm not at the shindig downstairs go to the room.  It's 2203.  You writin'?
give him the tape.  see?  it's fucking brilliant!  the tape for faith.  i know he'll go for it.  i can set it up.	This is what we laughingly refer to as a plan, right?
what do you mean?	Give him the tape.  See?  It's fucking brilliant!  The tape for Faith.  I know he'll go for it.  I can set it up.
he's got her up in the room, under guard.  and he's still working the party... acting smooth like nothin's nothin'.  so buddy... i say we work a trade.	What do you mean?
okay... what about strickland?	No.  Bad idea.
mace... no disrespect... but you run this on the 11 o'clock news, by midnight you got the biggest riot in history.  they'll see the fucking smoke from canada.	Okay... what about Strickland?
yeah.  so don't walk near me in public, alright.	Thanks, buddy.  See... things weren't bad enough.  They weren't fucking bad enough!
jesus.	Yeah.  So don't walk near me in public, alright.
smoke.  rumors.  i've heard stuff about a death squad.  a group a guys loyal to the hardline school.  guys that've had too many years of city hall and the review boards and the goddamn media pissing down their necks, suspending cops right and left, tying their hands... while outa the other side a their mouths these same people're squealing save us, save us, do something you fucking morons, crime is totally out of control.	Jesus.
what stuff?	Smoke.  Rumors.  I've heard stuff about a death squad.  A group a guys loyal to the hardline school.  Guys that've had too many years of city hall and the review boards and the goddamn media pissing down their necks, suspending cops right and left, tying their hands... while outa the other side a their mouths these same people're squealing save us, save us, do something you fucking morons, crime is totally out of control.
all i'm saying... you don't know how high up the food chain this thing goes.  i've heard stuff.	What stuff?
whattya mean?	All I'm saying... you don't know how high up the food chain this thing goes.  I've heard stuff.
is he dead?	No.  But his frontal lobes are like two runny eggs.  They put an amplifier in-line to boost the signal till it french-fried his brain.
he's been cooked-off	Is he dead?
sounds like tick's already celebrating.	You may be a little overdressed for this party.  Yo, Tick!  It's Lenny.  Open up!
he's in this somehow... i don't know how.  just stay close to faith.	I'm on her, amigo.  No worries. Gotta jam.
yup.  hey, so i heard you dropped in on tran last night.  another slick lenny move.	He's in this somehow... I don't know how.  Just stay close to Faith.
looks like she was holding out.	Yup.  Hey, so I heard you dropped in on Tran last night.  Another slick Lenny move.
yeah.  she's leaving with tran so i got to boogie.  real quick... iris checked into the sheraton last night under a false name.  paid cash.	Looks like she was holding out.
faith ok?	Yeah.  She's leaving with Tran so I got to boogie.  Real quick... Iris checked into the Sheraton last night under a false name.  Paid cash.
hey, the last day of the world and you spend it in bed.	W'sup, Max?
that's right.  he wants to share. needs an audience.  this is one sick puppy.	Why me?
top ten.	He makes her see her own death, feeds off the reaction... killer and victim merging... orgasm and agony merging.  And he records it all.
but this is a bad one.	Top ten.
so've i.  too much.	But this is a bad one.
so she feels... what he feels... while he's in her.  the thrill while he's killing her... is sent to her, heightening her fear... which in turn heightens the turn on for him.  i've seen a lot, max.	So've I.  Too much.
but at the same time he's sending the signal to her--	So she feels... what he feels... while he's in her.  The thrill while he's killing her... is sent to her, heightening her fear... which in turn heightens the turn on for him.  I've seen a lot, Max.
he records himself raping and killing her--	But at the same time he's sending the signal to her--
and he records it.  thrill kill. wants to see it again.  and again.	He records himself raping and killing her--
he stalks her.  he rapes her.  then he does her...	And he records it.  Thrill kill. Wants to see it again.  And again.
come on, lenny.  you used to be good at this stuff.  play it down. what's the perp doing?	He stalks her.  He rapes her.  Then he does her...
not now... i don't want to think about it--	Come on, Lenny.  You used to be good at this stuff.  Play it down. What's the perp doing?
let's work it.	Not now... I don't want to think about it--
yeah.  no, not really.	Let's work it.
you alright?  y'okay?	Yeah.  No, not really.
fairly twisted logic, max, even for you.  hey, at least you got a job!  watch her for me.  stay on her.	I'm on her.
i figured, what the hell, i could take the prick's money and make sure faith was ok at the same time.  do us both good.  right?	Fairly twisted logic, Max, even for you.  Hey, at least you got a job!  Watch her for me.  Stay on her.
you should feel like shit.	I figured, what the hell, I could take the prick's money and make sure Faith was OK at the same time.  Do us both good.  Right?
i was gonna tell ya.  hey, it's just a job.  i feel like shit about it.	You should feel like shit.
shoulda told me about your new gig, buddy.	I was gonna tell ya.  Hey, it's just a job.  I feel like shit about it.
i'm telling ya, it's over.  we used it all up--	Shutup a second!
uh unh, carrying a gun wrecks the line of a fine jacket.	An ex-cop that doesn't carry.  It's embarrassing.  I oughta not be seen with you.  Hey, Mace.  What's goin' on?
see, if you packed your piece you could've made the guy see sense.	Uh unh, carrying a gun wrecks the line of a fine jacket.
i just hate to see you pining away. it makes me want to vomit, frankly.  broken hearts are for assholes.	Hey, Iris, you okay?
thanks, max.  i'm touched by your concern.	I just hate to see you pining away. It makes me want to vomit, frankly.  Broken hearts are for assholes.
just as well, lenny.  you gotta get past it.  i mean sure, faith was by far the most outstanding woman a guy like you could ever hope to get, i mean it's completely and deeply humiliating that she's gone, but it's over, campadre.	Thanks, Max.  I'm touched by your concern.
naw.  she won't call me.	Just as well, Lenny.  You gotta get past it.  I mean sure, Faith was by far the most outstanding woman a guy like you could ever hope to get, I mean it's completely and deeply humiliating that she's gone, but it's over, campadre.
you were lucky, max.	Yup.  So darn lucky.  I wake up with a .22-short floating in my brainpan, and a cop pension I can't live off of.  Good thing I wasn't any luckier.  Bobby!  Another shooter right here!
that's not sayin' much.	It's the one thing that stands between me and the jungle.
this tie cost more than your entire wardrobe.	That's not sayin' much.
d'you always have to dress like a fuckin' pimp?	This tie cost more than your entire wardrobe.
thanks, max.	D'you always have to dress like a fuckin' pimp?
bobbyyyy!  tequila por favor! double shots.  make it tres generaciones, huh.  nothin' but the best for my good friend lenny, the finest cop that ever got thrown off the vice squad.  hey, nice tie.	Thanks, Max.
come on, amigo, the world's full of marks.  and nobody knows how to work 'em like you do, pal.  you could sell a goddamn rat's asshole for a wedding ring!  let me buy you a drink.	Least you can do.
okay.  it was funny.  but it cost me money.	Come on, amigo, the world's full of marks.  And nobody knows how to work 'em like you do, pal.  You could sell a goddamn rat's asshole for a wedding ring!  Let me buy you a drink.
you see the look on that preppy puke's face?  fuckin' pissed in his topsiders.	Okay.  It was funny.  But it cost me money.
i don't know, man, she wouldn't let me see it.  said i wouldn't want to see it.  she said she was going to give it to you to hold for her. like insurance or somethin'	She never gave me a tape.
what clip?  what was it?	I don't know, man, she wouldn't let me see it.  Said I wouldn't want to see it.  She said she was going to give it to you to hold for her. Like insurance or somethin'
yeah, she came by last night. shaking like a junkie, wanting me to make a copy of some clip.	What clip?  What was it?
wait, wait... wait a minute.  iris was here?!	Yeah, she came by last night. Shaking like a junkie, wanting me to make a copy of some clip.
iris, man.  pay attention.	Wait, wait... wait a minute.  Iris was here?!
who was just here?	Iris, man.  Pay attention.
well, it's cutting awful close to me.  i mean she was just here.	Who was just here?
what?	Well, it's cutting awful close to me.  I mean she was just here.
lookit, you see the peak period ratios there?  could be some kind of tumor or brain lesion or something. some kind of trauma  this is not good.  i don't like this at all...	What?
skip the art criticism, tick, what can you tell me about the wearer.	Well... the guy's fucked up.
whoa.  that is one unbelievable piece of eyefuck.	Skip the art criticism, Tick, what can you tell me about the wearer.
ha!  that's for fucking sure.	What else you got?
i said that?  look, i'll take it for five, and you'll make out okay, because in this case it's pure cream, you don't have to cut anything back to the wearer.	Ha!  That's for fucking sure.
hey, you're always saying, 'bring me real life.  bring me street life. and, like, one man's mundane and desperate existence is another man's technicolor.'	I said that?  Look, I'll take it for five, and you'll make out okay, because in this case it's pure cream, you don't have to cut anything back to the wearer.
sure, like this low-grade shit here, some girl in a fight with her boyfriend... it's a test-pattern. nothing happens.  i'm snorin'.	Hey, you're always saying, 'Bring me real life.  Bring me street life. And, like, one man's mundane and desperate existence is another man's Technicolor.'
now that is cold, lenny.  i always bring you choice.	Sure, like this low-grade shit here, some girl in a fight with her boyfriend... it's a test-pattern. Nothing happens.  I'm snorin'.
yeah, well, the first part's okay. better than the usual soaps you bring me.	Now that is cold, Lenny.  I always bring you choice.
give me six at least.  this's a good clip, here.  gets you pumpin'.	Yeah, well, the first part's okay. Better than the usual soaps you bring me.
come on, lenny.  i got expenses.  i got to get this rig fixed.  look at it...	Give me six at least.  This's a good clip, here.  Gets you pumpin'.
so lay it off to somebody else.	Come on, Lenny.  I got expenses.  I got to get this rig fixed.  Look at it...
yeah, when did that start?  come on, man!  it's what people want to see, and you know it.	So lay it off to somebody else.
i don't deal black-jack clips!  it's policy.  i got ethics here.	Yeah, when did that start?  Come on, man!  It's what people want to see, and you know it.
fuck that!  the last part's the best.  you dry-dive six stories and blammo!  jack right into the big black.	I don't deal black-jack clips!  It's policy.  I got ethics here.
tick.  not to dash your hopes, but i don't deal this kind of product, you know that.  i'll give you four for it, cause i've gotta cut off the last bit.  and my customers want uncut.	Fuck that!  The last part's the best.  You dry-dive six stories and blammo!  Jack right into the Big Black.
i got ways, lenny, i got ways.  okay, okay... i got a deal with some a the paramedics.  my guy pages me and i pick it up at the morgue.  so whaddya think?  this clip's gotta be worth at least a grand.  right?	Tick.  Not to dash your hopes, but I don't deal this kind of product, you know that.  I'll give you four for it, cause I've gotta cut off the last bit.  And my customers want uncut.
yeah, but how'd it get to you?	I got ways, Lenny, I got ways.  Okay, okay... I got a deal with some a the paramedics.  My guy pages me and I pick it up at the morgue.  So whaddya think?  This clip's gotta be worth at least a grand.  Right?
with all the blood i guess they didn't see the rig.  guy had it under a wig.	Yeah, but how'd it get to you?
how'd you get the tape?  why didn't the cops put it in evidence?	With all the blood I guess they didn't see the rig.  Guy had it under a wig.
sorry.	How'd you get the tape?  Why didn't the cops put it in evidence?
well you could've at least warned me.  you know i hate the zap... when they die.  it just brings down your whole day.  jeez, tick.	Sorry.
don't have a fucking coronary, lenny.	Well you could've at least warned me.  You know I hate the zap... when they die.  It just brings down your whole day.  Jeez, Tick.
it's alright.  he means it.	I do mean it.  And I mean this... if Faith stays you go away and never come back. You scuttle back into your cockroach hole and never cross my vision again.  You understand?
uh huh.  look, nero.  i'll make you an offer.  take her.  right now.  if she wants to go, if she's unhappy here, she can go.  i'll let her choose.  faith always knows what she wants.  hands off.  see?	It's alright.  He means it.
charm.	Uh huh.  Look, Nero.  I'll make you an offer.  Take her.  Right now.  If she wants to go, if she's unhappy here, she can go.  I'll let her choose.  Faith always knows what she wants.  Hands off.  See?
about what?	That would be between me and Faith, wouldn't it?
i always do.	Faith, can I talk to you a second?
yeah, important for your label. which no doubt is why you're in mourning.  don't worry, his records'll sell out now he's dead. you'll make out.	I always do.
show a little respect, nero.  the man was an important artist.	Yeah, important for your label. Which no doubt is why you're in mourning.  Don't worry, his records'll sell out now he's dead. You'll make out.
you're not a client anymore, tran. i wouldn't sell you the sweat off a dead dog's balls.	I already got everything I need from you.
you come to peddle me some tapes, lenny?  for old time's sake?  make a couple bucks for the holidays?	You're not a client anymore, Tran. I wouldn't sell you the sweat off a dead dog's balls.
your sex life?	Your existence.
i don't like disappointments, nero. and do you know what disappoints me very much?	Your sex life?
i was invited here by a close friend, mr. fumitsu, see he's right over there.	I don't like disappointments, Nero. And do you know what disappoints me very much?
aren't you peddling your wares a little far from your usual gutter?	I was invited here by a close friend, Mr. Fumitsu, see he's right over there.
sure.  whatever.  see, since you shitcanned my career, i don't even have to call you sir.  one of life's small pleasures.	Aren't you peddling your wares a little far from your usual gutter?
commissioner strickland.	Sure.  Whatever.  See, since you shitcanned my career, I don't even have to call you sir.  One of life's small pleasures.
strickland.	Commissioner Strickland.
nero.	Strickland.
see you downtown.	Yeah.  See you there.
well...  get going.  you're still bleeding.	See you downtown.
yeah.  we did.	Well...  Get going.  You're still bleeding.
hey, lenny.  we made it.	Yeah.  We did.
are we under arrest?	Naw.  They just have to ask us a few questions... for about six hours.
then we'll be right where we are now.	Yeah, right.  Fucked.
oh boy.  what if you're wrong?	Then we'll be right where we are now.
no.  trust me.	Oh boy.  What if you're wrong?
a cop?  you want me to trust a cop?!	No.  Trust me.
take it to him.	A cop?  You want me to trust a cop?!
that's the original.  there are no copies.	Exactly.  That's why it's a make- able deal.
i still got one ace to play.  tran's got what i want... and i've got what he wants...	That's the original.  There are no copies.
and do what?  take on his whole posse?	I still got one ace to play.  Tran's got what I want... and I've got what he wants...
alright.  we're going up.	And do what?  Take on his whole posse?
you see tran?	Uh unh.
no.  they must have sent it to my beach house by mistake.	You see Tran?
got your ticket?	No.  They must have sent it to my beach house by mistake.
good, lenny.  i can see why the detective gig didn't work out.  come on.	Got your ticket?
mace... you're a girl.	Good, Lenny.  I can see why the detective gig didn't work out.  Come on.
but she was different.  there was a light in her eyes... and she had this voice.  it was scary, all that pain coming out of that little body. like she could take all the hurt and rage of the entire world and lift it up to heaven in one voice.  i helped her.  and i promised her that i'd always be there... to protect her.  see?  it's not about what's in her head.  it's what's in mine.  i can't let go of the promise.  it's... like... it's all i have left.	No, it's not.
you never told me.	But she was different.  There was a light in her eyes... and she had this voice.  It was scary, all that pain coming out of that little body. Like she could take all the hurt and rage of the entire world and lift it up to heaven in one voice.  I helped her.  And I promised her that I'd always be there... to protect her.  See?  It's not about what's in her head.  It's what's in mine.  I can't let go of the promise.  It's... like... it's all I have left.
i worked vice, narcotics... violent crimes... and i saw every known depravity.  i was lost, mace.  in outer darkness.  then i busted this strung-out little teeny-hooker. when i met faith she was just another runaway giving twenty dollar blowjobs to buy crank.  another lost soul.	You never told me.
no.  it didn't.	I worked Vice, Narcotics... Violent Crimes... and I saw every known depravity.  I was lost, Mace.  In outer darkness.  Then I busted this strung-out little teeny-hooker. When I met Faith she was just another runaway giving twenty dollar blowjobs to buy crank.  Another lost soul.
and it didn't stop you from wanting to protect them.  did it?	No.  It didn't.
i guess.	And it didn't stop you from wanting to protect them.  Did it?
it didn't stop you from loving them. right?  or understanding them, or being able to forgive them...	I guess.
yeah.  lenny.  i have.	It didn't stop you from loving them. Right?  Or understanding them, or being able to forgive them...
whatya mean?  we're going!  tran's gonna do her right there unless--	Lenny... shutup.  Just park your mouth and listen.  It's a set-up. Think about it!  Why's he been sending you tapes?  To freak you, get you to rush in without thinking. Then they put one in you, put one in her, put the gun in your hand... crime of passion.  This guy's bent enough to think of that.
i'm not going.	Whatya mean?  We're going!  Tran's gonna do her right there unless--
okay, we gotta get over there.  can you borrow a dress from cecile or something--	I'm not going.
kinda guy you can count on in a pinch.	Why didn't he just go public with the tape?  Save himself that way.
who's strickland?	Deputy Commissioner Palmer Strickland.  The sanctimonious prick who busted me out.  His ass is so tight when he farts only dogs can hear it.  I know this guy.  If there's one cop who's not dirty it's him.
the only card we have to play is the tape.  you know, we get it to the media somehow...	Yeah, right, blow it open.
he's totally cut off from the outer world.	How long does it last?  Oh.
why?	To break the trail.  If those cops had gotten hold of her, they would have beat it out of her who she was wearing for, and then gone after them too.  Our killer is running as scared as we are.  Which makes him really dangerous.  Judging by how scared I am.
i don't think those cops did iris. i think whoever iris was wearing for killed her.	Why?
i still can't square the psycho smarts of whoever did iris with those two cops.	I don't think those cops did Iris. I think whoever Iris was wearing for killed her.
it was a tough call.	I still can't square the psycho smarts of whoever did Iris with those two cops.
yeah.  you gave up your hot tub tape to save me.  that's real progress for you.	It was a tough call.
there's a plus side?	Yeah.  You gave up your hot tub tape to save me.  That's real progress for you.
well, look at the plus side.	There's a plus side?
so, let's see, i've got tran's goons, some squidhead psycho and the lapd all trying to kill me.  happy new year, lenny.	Well, look at the plus side.
people finding out... seeing... that the lapd just flat out executed jeriko one.  jesus.  maybe they ought to see.	Maybe.  But tonight is probably not the best night.  Come on, we're rollin'.
i've got a good idea, yeah.	People finding out... seeing... that the LAPD just flat out executed Jeriko One.  Jesus.  Maybe they ought to see.
you know what this tape could do if it gets out.	I've got a good idea, yeah.
we got to make another copy of this. little life insurance.	You know what this tape could do if it gets out.
i see.  i see the earth opening up and swallowing us all.	Yeah I know.  So what do we do?
hang on.  hang on, max.  you see?	I see.  I see the earth opening up and swallowing us all.
uh unh.  i won't do it.	Mace.  I know what you think about the wire.  But I'm asking you to do this.  It's that important.
i can't tell you.  you've got to see.	Uh unh.  I won't do it.
tell me.	I can't tell you.  You've got to see.
you sure?	It's the walk.  Something.  Anyway, they'll run your plates and get your address.  We gotta keep moving.
those two guys were cops.	You sure?
i can't believe we had to give them the damn tape.	Yeah, me neither.  It was one of my favorites.  Me and Faith in a hot tub on my birthday.  I'm going to really miss it.
are you out of your fucking mind?!	Fire's out, isn't it?
the gas tank's going to go any second!	Are you out of your fucking mind?!
this is bad.	The gas tank's going to go any second!
it's okay, lenny  they'd never get here in time anyway.	This is bad.
goddamnit!!  911 is busy!	It's okay, Lenny  They'd never get here in time anyway.
lenny.  calm down.  this is what i do.	Goddamnit!!  911 is busy!
bullet resistant?  whatever happened to bullet proof?	Lenny.  Calm down.  This is what I do.
take it easy.  the glass is bullet resistant.	Bullet resistant?  Whatever happened to bullet proof?
shit!	Take it easy.  The glass is bullet resistant.
lenny, give them the tape.	It's in my case.  Okay?  I'm going to open my case...
she wanted to go out to my car, something about my car...	Something in your car...
think back about what she said. exactly what she said.	She wanted to go out to my car, something about my car...
lenny, have you lost it completely?	Easy, there, Mom.  Easy.  This is audio only.  John Coltrane.  "A Love Supreme." Give it a listen, let me know what you think, maybe you won't go for it now, but it'll get in your head and grow like a seed into something really beautiful.
you better keep a low profile for a while.	No shit.  You got someplace in mind?
mace, the guy had a knife.  to my throat.  in my living room. relaxing might be right out, okay?!	You better keep a low profile for a while.
will you relax.  there's nobody back there.	Mace, the guy had a knife.  To my throat.  In my living room. Relaxing might be right out, okay?!
what is it?	This tie doesn't go with blue!
where we going?	Anywhere.  We'll talk about it in the car.
jesus, mace!	Where we going?
whatup lenny?	Jesus, Mace!
i'm sorry about getting on your case earlier.  i just see you getting sucked in deeper and deeper, and i -- anyway.  i'm sorry.	S'okay.  I know you still love me.
ok.  he asks about you all the time. it's been weeks since you've seen him.	I'm sorry about getting on your case earlier.  I just see you getting sucked in deeper and deeper, and I -- anyway.  I'm sorry.
how's zander?	OK.  He asks about you all the time. It's been weeks since you've seen him.
sure.	How's Zander?
the question is not whether i am paranoid, but whether i am paranoid enough.  you want to rub my neck?	Sure.
now you're really getting paranoid.	The question is not whether I am paranoid, but whether I am paranoid enough.  You want to rub my neck?
and what about the guy that was following me?	Now you're really getting paranoid.
that's where it gets a little strange.	And what about the guy that was following me?
because it had to look random.  not connected to anything or anyone.  but then why give the rape to me?	That's where it gets a little strange.
okay, so he's a freak who thinks he's sane pretending to be a freak. the point is, he was a hitter. somebody wanted to shut her up.  but why not just put a little lead in her ear?	Because it had to look random.  Not connected to anything or anyone.  But then why give the rape to me?
if he could do what's on that tape, he's a sicko.	Okay, so he's a freak who thinks he's sane pretending to be a freak. The point is, he was a hitter. Somebody wanted to shut her up.  But why not just put a little lead in her ear?
so the guy's not a sicko.	If he could do what's on that tape, he's a sicko.
she said "if they get me".  they. which means the whole sex-killer thing is a cover, which means somebody whacked her for a reason.	So the guy's not a sicko.
because iris knew somebody was after her.	She said "If they get me".  They. Which means the whole sex-killer thing is a cover, which means somebody whacked her for a reason.
no it doesn't.	Because Iris knew somebody was after her.
but that doesn't add, does it.	No it doesn't.
see, it's all about what they see walking in.  a dead hooker, handcuffs, penetration... they'll see a trick gone wrong.  random kill.  the kind you never solve.	But that doesn't add, does it.
she came to me for help.  i should have read it better... i just figured, y'know... another strung- out hooker having a bad night.	It's not your fault.
yeah.  i'm ghosting pretty bad.	She came to me for help.  I should have read it better... I just figured, y'know... another strung- out hooker having a bad night.
no more, lenny.	Yeah.  I'm ghosting pretty bad.
i need to see more... get more detail.  something.  i feel his presence, so strong...	No more, Lenny.
don't crank the gain any more. you're gonna fry yourself.	I need to see more... get more detail.  Something.  I feel his presence, so strong...
it gives me... i don't know... maybe two hundred people who i know wear.	Don't crank the gain any more. You're gonna fry yourself.
so that gives you something.	It gives me... I don't know... maybe two hundred people who I know wear.
he knows what he's doing.  he's worn before... a lot.	So that gives you something.
you ever wonder why you get beat up a lot?	Never really thought about it.
is this great fabric or what?	You ever wonder why you get beat up a lot?
uh unh.  no way!  they'd crucify me.	So some psycho wire-freak gets to keep running around--
jesus, mace.  back off.	This guy is someone you know, one of your squid-head contacts.
cause you're the man, right?  the magic man.  if it's got something to do with the wire, sooner or later it washes up on your beach.	I've never dealt in black-jacks. Never.  Everybody knows that.
and gives it to you.	Wants to share.
snuff clip.  it was iris.  she said she needed my help and i... aw jesus, mace... the sick fucker killed her.	Are you sure it's real?
blackjack?  i don't understand--	Snuff clip.  It was Iris.  She said she needed my help and I... aw Jesus, Mace... the sick fucker killed her.
black.  jack.	Blackjack?  I don't understand--
my god, lenny.  what is it?	Black.  Jack.
what is it?	Go to the Sunset Sheraton.  RIGHT NOW!  Just go!  GO!
what's that?  present from faith?	No idea.
it is my sword and my shield, macey.	What's that?  Present from Faith?
what i'm saying.  but you still come out this goofball romantic.	It is my sword and my shield, Macey.
i have crawled through the gutter... through every wrinkle in the human brain.	What I'm saying.  But you still come out this goofball romantic.
you're some piece of work, you know that.  just calmly backstroking around in the big toilet bowl, and somehow you never let it touch you. i mean, between vice and this so- called occupation you're in now, you must've seen it all.	I have crawled through the gutter... through every wrinkle in the human brain.
destiny?  you living in a perfume commercial?  she's a hard-climber that dropped you like a used tampon when she got a better ride.	You'll see.
she's my destiny.	Destiny?  You living in a perfume commercial?  She's a hard-climber that dropped you like a used tampon when she got a better ride.
she thinks you're a bucket of dog vomit.  trust me on this.	She's my destiny.
she still loves me.	She thinks you're a bucket of dog vomit.  Trust me on this.
forget her.	She still loves me.
rams... that's football, right?	Forget her.
guy named wade beemer.  used to be a running back for the rams in '96 and '97.	Rams... that's football, right?
who's the new side of beef in tran's posse?	Guy named Wade Beemer.  Used to be a running back for the Rams in '96 and '97.
begging?  groveling?  any pathetic behavior at all?  will that help? faith's there tonight, and i've got to talk to her.	Sure, Lenny.  The only thing worse than a junkie is someone in love.
jesus, lenny.	Begging?  Groveling?  Any pathetic behavior at all?  Will that help? Faith's there tonight, and I've got to talk to her.
macey, i know you're tired, but can you drop me at the retinal fetish? it's on your way.	Jesus, Lenny.
yeah.  i don't see a way out of it.	Macey, I know you're tired, but can you drop me at the Retinal Fetish? It's on your way.
you still like me, don't you?  we're still buddies?	Yeah.  I don't see a way out of it.
look, i gotta get some sleep.	You still like me, don't you?  We're still buddies?
i know you wouldn't be saying all this if you didn't care about me. thanks, mace.  really.	Look, I gotta get some sleep.
lenny, you're turning into some kinda squid-head low-life.  you're always broke, you just go from one score to the next.  and you're getting strung out... you don't even see it.  getting high on your own supply like some crack dealer.	I know you wouldn't be saying all this if you didn't care about me. Thanks, Mace.  Really.
macey... i've never seen you like this.	Lenny, you're turning into some kinda squid-head low-life.  You're always broke, you just go from one score to the next.  And you're getting strung out... you don't even see it.  Getting high on your own supply like some crack dealer.
no, you're just trying to get off.	Macey... I've never seen you like this.
so am i.  just trying to get by.	No, you're just trying to get off.
no, see a friend is more than one person constantly doing favors for another.  you just suck people along with your schemes and your scams and your slick act.  well i'm out.  i got a kid, i got rent, i got an ex- husband someplace who doesn't send me a dime of support... i'm just trying to hold on here.	So am I.  Just trying to get by.
i thought we were friends.	No, see a friend is more than one person constantly doing favors for another.  You just suck people along with your schemes and your scams and your slick act.  Well I'm out.  I got a kid, I got rent, I got an ex- husband someplace who doesn't send me a dime of support... I'm just trying to hold on here.
okay, you got my attention, but this is cutting off the circulation to my head, here.  d'you mind?	I thought we were friends.
i've had it.  no more wirehead shit in my car.  you understand?  you want to poach your lobes, do it somewhere else.	Okay, you got my attention, but this is cutting off the circulation to my head, here.  D'you mind?
that would be no.	I've had it.  No more wirehead shit in my car.  You understand?  You want to poach your lobes, do it somewhere else.
i need my case.  it's still in the back.	Get it.
i've had enough of this shit.  you're on foot, lenny.	In LA?  Are you crazy?
hey, careful on the jacket.  this is armani.  you angry?	I've had enough of this shit.  You're on foot, Lenny.
are we having a bad night?	Let's talk in the car.
coming with you.	You will not live to see the morning.
what the fuck are you doing?	Coming with you.
fumitsu.	Mr. Fumitsu, good evening sir, Leonard Nero, Security Express. Lornette Mason here is just completing our routine driver evaluation.  We do it to make sure that out VIP clients, such as yourself, are always treated as honored guests.  I just need to ride up front and take some notes, if you don't mind.
what's his name?	Fumitsu.
yeah, but that was for love.	Define love.
me bailing your sorry pale ass out of jail twice in the last six months.	Yeah, but that was for love.
define illegal.	Me bailing your sorry pale ass out of jail twice in the last six months.
lenny, this shit's illegal.	Define illegal.
everybody needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometime, it's what we are.  but now the risks are outa line.  the streets are a war zone.  and sex can kill you.  so you slip on the trodes, you get what you need and it keeps you from jumping your tracks.	Lenny, this shit's illegal.
price he pays for being a scumsucking pig.	Everybody needs to take a walk to the dark end of the street sometime, it's what we are.  But now the risks are outa line.  The streets are a war zone.  And sex can kill you.  So you slip on the trodes, you get what you need and it keeps you from jumping your tracks.
okay, take some executive... bored with his life, bored with his wife... he picks up a hooker or some girl at a bar.  then he goes around for months, torn up worrying that he's got aids, that he'll infect his wife.  and maybe he really does catch something--	Price he pays for being a scumsucking pig.
uh huh, i wanna hear this part.	Okay, take some executive... bored with his life, bored with his wife... he picks up a hooker or some girl at a bar.  Then he goes around for months, torn up worrying that he's got AIDS, that he'll infect his wife.  And maybe he really does catch something--
way i look at it, i actually perform a humanitarian service.  i save lives.	Uh huh, I wanna hear this part.
buncha techno-perv jerkoffs.	Way I look at it, I actually perform a humanitarian service.  I save lives.
no, wrong... i sell experiences. sex is only part of it.	Buncha techno-perv jerkoffs.
so, what's up with you?  another busy night selling porno to wireheads?	No, wrong... I sell experiences. Sex is only part of it.
driving mr. lenny.	So, what's up with you?  Another busy night selling porno to wireheads?
mace!  you're a life-saver.	Driving Mr. Lenny.
jeez, you're pathetic.  okay, i got a pickup at the st. james.  i'll take you there, you can get a cab.	Mace!  You're a life-saver.
lenny, this may be a hard concept for you, but friends don't have to pay their friends.	Jeez, you're pathetic.  Okay, I got a pickup at the St. James.  I'll take you there, you can get a cab.
mace, you're my friend.  i need you. plus i'll give you 25% of what i make tonight.	Lenny, this may be a hard concept for you, but friends don't have to pay their friends.
excuse me.  what part of no don't you understand?	Mace, you're my friend.  I need you. Plus I'll give you 25% of what I make tonight.
just a couple of hours.  it'll be fun--	Excuse me.  What part of NO don't you understand?
sleaze to peddle.	Just a couple of hours.  It'll be fun--
come on, mace.  this is gonna be a big night.  can't you feel it?  the energy in the air?  there's money to be made, dreams to sell.	Sleaze to peddle.
whoa, whoa, whoa.  i said i'd drop you home, but i'm not taking you on your sleazoid rounds.  i've already pulled twelve hours today.	Come on, Mace.  This is gonna be a big night.  Can't you feel it?  The energy in the air?  There's money to be made, dreams to sell.
thanks for giving me a ride.  i just have a few stops, mostly on the west side--	Whoa, whoa, whoa.  I said I'd drop you home, but I'm not taking you on your sleazoid rounds.  I've already pulled twelve hours today.
greetings, gents.  so let's hear this week's sad story.	They jerked my wheels, d'you believe it?  I mean it's outrageous, the computer errors the banks are making lately.  Have you noticed?
we're going to aunt cecile's, honey. we're going to watch fireworks from there.  let's go.  chop chop.	Aw, Mom!
cheerios and wieners.  i made it myself.  it's good.	Well give me some then... I'm starving.
what is that?	Cheerios and wieners.  I made it myself.  It's good.
are you going to make me beg?	What is that?
right.  that explains it.	Are you going to make me beg?
just lenny.	Right.  That explains it.
where were you mom?  did you meet a guy?	Just Lenny.
yeah, well maybe it's time for a war!	You really want that on your head?
fine.  do you want blood running waist deep in the storm drains?  the gangbangers'll spread like a wave through this city and burn it to the ground.  and when the fires start the street cops'll be capping off at anything that moves.  it'll be all- out war and you know it.	Yeah, well maybe it's time for a war!
so you're saying we just pretend is didn't happen?  it happened!  the lapd executed one of the most important black men in america!  who the fuck are you to bury this?!	Fine.  Do you want blood running waist deep in the storm drains?  The gangbangers'll spread like a wave through this city and burn it to the ground.  And when the fires start the street cops'll be capping off at anything that moves.  It'll be all- out war and you know it.
this seems a little sophisticated for them.  these are not subtle guys.	There's more to this whole thing than you think.
those two psycho cops are on a slash-and-burn to find the tape and cover their tracks.	This seems a little sophisticated for them.  These are not subtle guys.
problem is, lenny knows everybody.	Take the tape to the cops.
he's skull-fucking you, bud.  trying to get a reaction.  maybe pushing you to do something.	Maybe he just figures Lenny will appreciate what he's created.  It's the dark end of the street, Lenny. How do you like it now?
but i mean isn't he faith's new--	Sssssh!  Not in front of Lenny.  You may trigger a maudlin display which will force us to tranquilize him.
yup.  he was jeriko's manager.  bummer, tran!  lost your golden goose.  couldn't happen to a nicer guy.	But I mean isn't he Faith's new--
hey, isn't that tran vo?	Yup.  He was Jeriko's manager.  Bummer, Tran!  Lost your golden goose.  Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
no.  i haven't noticed because i make my payments.  so, max pelcher, how's the p.i. business?	Sucks.  Hey, Bobby, turn that up.
testa?	The bearded guy, the creep. Oh, one other thing. Testa, if that's his name, he kept mentioning my feet. Said I had very pretty feet.
to be honest, when i'm working, i don't look at faces much. he knew the guy's name.	Testa?
besides that.	To be honest, when I'm working, I don't look at faces much. He knew the guy's name.
um... he was older.	Besides that.
was this him?	Um... he was older.
does koessler know about the suspect zero theory?	Of course. He knows everything about Dick Low.
pacific northwest is a hotbed for serials.	You got that right. Low became obsessed with the Green River murders, the case had been inactive for ten years at that point. He argued the Green River Killer had actually become Suspect Zero, this master murderer who killed without pattern, killed literally hundreds of victims -- male, female, old, young, straight, gay -- and who was still killing, even though there were no bodies. It went against everything we knew. Low became increasingly paranoid. Every suspect was potentially Suspect Zero. Anybody tried to talk sense into him, he'd accuse them of being out to get him. Deputy Director Koessler was "out to get him." The decision was made to relieve him.
...well, there was some friction: i wanted to write up my work, educate the public, but koessler wouldn't allow it. low felt koessler was more interested in career advancement than catching killers. koessler had low reassigned to the pacific northwest, seattle. you know when they say, stick it where the sun don't shine? that's where they stuck dick low.	Pacific Northwest is a hotbed for serials.
before your time. it was richard low's brainchild, or, lack-of-brain child. the behavioral sciences unit at quantico is essentially the product of three men: david koessler, dick low and myself. low was a field agent, koessler administrative, i was teaching criminology. low came up with the concept of a serial killer's signature. he invented profiling. everything we know about profiling started with richard low...	...well, there was some friction: I wanted to write up my work, educate the public, but Koessler wouldn't allow it. Low felt Koessler was more interested in career advancement than catching killers. Koessler had Low reassigned to the Pacific Northwest, Seattle. You know when they say, stick it where the sun don't shine? That's where they stuck Dick Low.
no.	Before your time. It was Richard Low's brainchild, or, lack-of-brain child. The Behavioral Sciences Unit at Quantico is essentially the product of three men: David Koessler, Dick Low and myself. Low was a field agent, Koessler administrative, I was teaching criminology. Low came up with the concept of a serial killer's signature. He invented profiling. Everything we know about profiling started with Richard Low...
zorro. yes, ran it through my files, even asked around: came up completely blank. thought there might be a mexico connection, el paso and all, but nothing. fooled around with the letter "z," turned it on it's side, got "n" -- there ng, he's vietnamese. the only thing that came to mind was zero, not zorro. remember suspect zero?	No.
have you had a chance to think about --	Zorro. Yes, ran it through my files, even asked around: came up completely blank. Thought there might be a Mexico connection, El Paso and all, but nothing. Fooled around with the letter "Z," turned it on it's side, got "N" -- there Ng, he's Vietnamese. The only thing that came to mind was zero, not Zorro. Remember Suspect Zero?
no, sir.	The diner?
anybody talk to the press?	No, sir.
just mopping up. nine bodies in all.	Anybody talk to the press?
agents duncan, mackelway.  anything new?	Just mopping up. Nine bodies in all.
agent duncan, there's an interstate issue up on 54, run out there.	I'm babysitting the DEA guys this afternoon, Casio and I. You said that was top priority.
takes four days to chill, then its time to come back.  is that...?	Yeah.
welcome back, sir. how was the vacation?	Takes four days to chill, then its time to come back.  Is that...?
i want the autopsy report, where is it, minnesota?	Winona.
she's buried.	I want the autopsy report, where is it, Minnesota?
you have the body?	She's buried.
her body turned up. in a minnesota cemetery. they brought her back.	You have the body?
what?	Her body turned up. In a Minnesota cemetery. They brought her back.
you heard?	What?
i want to talk about the karen sumpter case.	You heard?
hi there.	I want to talk about the Karen Sumpter case.
sheriff dylan, this is fbi agent thomas mackelway. remember me?	Hi there.
dylan here.	Sheriff Dylan, this is FBI Agent Thomas Mackelway. Remember me?
tape it off, we'll want to fine-tooth- comb it. my guess is that the unsub is having us on. he checks in, pays, picks up the key, but never walks inside. tell me if i'm wrong.	Got a sister like this, what they call it, anal? That's her.
show's over, boys. nobody home.	Tape it off, we'll want to fine-tooth- comb it. My guess is that the UNSUB is having us on. He checks in, pays, picks up the key, but never walks inside. Tell me if I'm wrong.
the room key's in the car. on the seat.	And it's getting dark. I'm not going to run this into the night.  Eddie, we're walking in. Everything covered?
i sent a female in. the room in question was rented by an anglo, cash; since then, nothing -- no activity, no phone response.	Let's take a look.
what does the manager say?	I sent a female in. The room in question was rented by an Anglo, cash; since then, nothing -- no activity, no phone response.
down the road a piece is the golden sunset, the no-tell motel, socorro's contribution to international relations. the car's just sitting there, no activity. i've had a couple hispanic officers casing it all day. want to take a look?	What does the Manager say?
hey, sheriff.	Down the road a piece is the Golden Sunset, the no-tell motel, Socorro's contribution to international relations. The car's just sitting there, no activity. I've had a couple Hispanic officers casing it all day. Want to take a look?
i'm on my way.	Hey, Sheriff.
no bad news. you know the be on the lookout you asked me to send on the diner car -- we got a hit on it. a little town on the border, socorro. we got it staked out -- you interested?	I'm on my way.
you tell me.	No bad news. You know the Be On the LookOut you asked me to send on the diner car -- we got a hit on it. A little town on the border, Socorro. We got it staked out -- you interested?
what's the bad news?	You tell me.
oh jesus, sheriff, i am sorry. i meant to call you -- i got distracted -- the sumpter girl was not one of speck's victims. that's the good news.	What's the bad news?
mack, this is sheriff dylan.	Oh Jesus, Sheriff, I am sorry. I meant to call you -- I got distracted -- the Sumpter girl was not one of Speck's victims. That's the good news.
agent mackelway.	Mack, this is Sheriff Dylan.
this isn't in our database?	I just assumed she ran away. Happens a lot around here. Look around. This place is an invitation to run away.
who knows.	This isn't in our database?
you're thinking...?	Who knows.
her name is karen sumpter, from near dell city. just disappeared a couple weeks back. vanished.	You're thinking...?
i know how the feds like to sit on information. i got something in the car to show you.	Her name is Karen Sumpter, from near Dell City. Just disappeared a couple weeks back. Vanished.
i'd appreciate it if you kept this to yourself.	I know how the Feds like to sit on information. I got something in the car to show you.
nine bodies in roswell, now this -- it's getting a little hairy, huh?	I'd appreciate it if you kept this to yourself.
i hope that wasn't a joke because i can assure you, from personal experience, the fbi does not have a sense of humor.	That's right, Jan.
where's the nuevo american diner?	Ten miles back on the Texas side.
excuse me, a salesman gets done in his car and you call the fbi?	Well, the victim was killed at the turn-around over there, then his car was pushed over here...  ...right across the state line. That makes it Federal. This is Officer Wallace, he's out of Alamogordo.
fella's name is harold speck, travelin' man out of roswell.	Excuse me, a salesman gets done in his car and you call the FBI?
you run the plates?	Fella's name is Harold Speck, travelin' man out of Roswell.
a grill pattern.	We need to run this through VICAP, search for similar burns.
turn the body over. there was something in the autopsy report, yes, here.  these burn marks.	A grill pattern.
the body was embalmed. i don't understand --	Turn the body over. There was something in the autopsy report, yes, here.  These burn marks.
i'm sorry. this won't take long.	The body was embalmed. I don't understand --
the family has gone through a lot. their daughter missing, the search, her body found, the funeral -- then this order to exhume the corpse.	I'm sorry. This won't take long.
ripped off. by hand, my guess. perimortal: victim was alive at the time, there's blood on his throat.	That's the thing. Don't know if it connects, but Harold here had a thing about eyes. Two of the victims had their eyes gouged out, another punctured. Took polaroids after.
be my guest, agent kulok, scrub suits are in the back.	This is Agent Mackelway.
we had to bring staff in from the whole county to handle this.	I appreciate it, doctor. You know how it is, press screaming for answers, Washington's all over me.  Ever handle a serial case?
i'm not in the mood for native american wisdom.	We had to bring staff in from the whole county to handle this.
ligature strangulation, just like his victims. a cord, nylon, you can tell by the indentation signature -- again, like his victims.  look at that little thing and look at all the trouble it got him in. should have cut it off.	I'm not in the mood for Native American wisdom.
oh yes, i see. you must get asked this a lot.	Not as much as you'd think.
it's been customized for sleeping capacity.	Oh yes, I see. You must get asked this a lot.
you can't imagine how many men have told me that.	It's been customized for sleeping capacity.
mam, it's my truck. i know my own capacity.	You can't imagine how many men have told me that.
i have 6 tons.	Mam, it's my truck. I know my own capacity.
not a discrepancy, an error. my capacity is 5.5 tons, not 6.	I have 6 tons.
there seems to be a discrepancy.	Not a discrepancy, an error. My capacity is 5.5 tons, not 6.
i've been looking for you.	Why me? What do you want from me!?
you're going to miss it. pay attention.	What do you want from me?
oh god, mister, please leave me alone.	You're going to miss it. Pay attention.
calm down, harold.  okay, here's what we're going to do, harold: there's a pull off up ahead, we're going to stop there.	Oh God, mister, please leave me alone.
you're a... you're sick.	What's wrong with me?
not bad, huh?	You're a... you're sick.
my god.	Not bad, huh?
look, mister...	Take a look, Harold. Tell me if you see anything you want. You do like to look, don't you?
fucking. i'm talking about fucking, harold. you ever think of fucking other women?	Look, mister...
what are you...?	Fucking. I'm talking about fucking, Harold. You ever think of fucking other women?
you know, you ever think about other women?	What are you...?
excuse me?	You know, you ever think about other women?
you must get lonely. you ever think about, you know...	Excuse me?
look...	You must get lonely. You ever think about, you know...
about your being away all the time. must get lonely.	Look...
what?	About your being away all the time. Must get lonely.
just gettin' a jolt of java before headin' on home?  how does your wife feel about it?	What?
i don't mean to be rude, but...	Just gettin' a jolt of java before headin' on home?  How does your wife feel about it?
whole country or just hereabouts?	I don't mean to be rude, but...
yeah.	Whole country or just hereabouts?
you must travel a lot, huh?	Yeah.
ah... restaurant supplies. i didn't get your name.	You must travel a lot, huh?
sorry. i've seen you in here. always lugging that case around.  whatja sell?	Ah... restaurant supplies. I didn't get your name.
you... surprised me.	Sorry. I've seen you in here. Always lugging that case around.  Whatja sell?
hi. what's in the case?	You... surprised me.
jesus.	Hi. What's in the case?
an old junker. like a reservation car. blue, side door with brown, you know, primer paint. new mexico plates. a ford or ah, yeah, a ford.	Put a BOLO out on that.
what kind?	An old junker. Like a reservation car. Blue, side door with brown, you know, primer paint. New Mexico plates. A Ford or ah, yeah, a Ford.
there was a car in the lot when we closed. gone today.	What kind?
it's been wiped down a hundred times since then.	There was a car in the lot when we closed. Gone today.
he was sitting here?	It's been wiped down a hundred times since then.
how did you know he was a construction worker?	He had an orange hat on.
i didn't wait on him. fifty or so, white, regular build, needed a shave -- that's all i remember.	How did you know he was a construction worker?
what did he look like?	I didn't wait on him. Fifty or so, white, regular build, needed a shave -- that's all I remember.
yes.	What did he look like?
the man who was with him, he was a construction worker?	Yes.
just hospital talk. nothing that connects to speck.	This could all be a coincidence, but, you know something, I don't believe in coincidences. That's why I came back.  Do you think the UNSUB -- we're not going to mention the word Zorro -- met Harold Speck online?
don't say that. don't even think that. the next thing we'll be hearing about "zorro killer" in the media -- this hasn't gotten out, has it?	Just hospital talk. Nothing that connects to Speck.
maybe something to do with zorro.	Don't say that. Don't even think that. The next thing we'll be hearing about "Zorro Killer" in the media -- this hasn't gotten out, has it?
he said it was a clue?	Maybe something to do with Zorro.
at the field office.	Let's take a look at it.  Drop off my stuff at the hotel after you're done here.
you have the photo from the diner?	At the field office.
nada. vague description, that's all. fine-tooth-combed speck's car, the diner: no fingerprints, no trace evidence.	What's with the eyelids?
what about his killer?	Nada. Vague description, that's all. Fine-tooth-combed Speck's car, the diner: no fingerprints, no trace evidence.
speck's the killer all right. we got box loads of evidence. did 'em all the same way: torture, strangulation. prostitutes. i don't think we'll be able to write off any outstandings on him -- this is probably the full body count.	What about his killer?
mackelway, i could understand. he is over-emotional by nature, but you, agent kulok, you had a shining career in front of you.	Just step outside, sir. Now. Keep your hands where I can see them.
please.	Mackelway, I could understand. He is over-emotional by nature, but you, Agent Kulok, you had a shining career in front of you.
what are you doing?	Please.
deputy director, get out, sir.	What are you doing?
another what?	Serial killer killed. In Ft. Myers. Cut up in his van. And this time we got a witness.
we have another one.	Another what?
what?	We have another one.
sorry to interrupt you, sir, but i thought you'd like to know.	What?
maybe cause he's smart.	Smarter than us.
we didn't know speck was a serial, the police didn't know, his wife didn't know -- so how did the killer know?	Maybe cause he's smart.
chuck, hello.  this is agent kulok. she has a background in medical forensics.	Just an observer.
dick low's a killer too.	You're as crazy as he is! He's right! You don't give a damn about saving lives at all! Fuck you!
there's a killer out there -- we know who he is. he could be stalking now.	Dick Low's a killer too.
hawkins isn't the target, richard low's the target.	There's a killer out there -- we know who he is. He could be stalking now.
what about zero, darryl hawkins?	Hawkins isn't the target, Richard Low's the target.
we'll wait. get online with low, inform him of zero's route -- we'll set a trap for him.	What about Zero, Darryl Hawkins?
i can't. the chat room isn't open for another five days.	We'll wait. Get online with Low, inform him of Zero's route -- we'll set a trap for him.
have you told richard low about amarillo?	I can't. The chat room isn't open for another five days.
i need to get to amarillo immediately.	Have you told Richard Low about Amarillo?
he's got you believing in zero now too.	I need to get to Amarillo immediately.
i understand.	As far as the public knows, Richard Low is dead. And he will stay dead until we kill him.
watch out for dick low, he's a liar; he has his own world. there was a junior agent in seattle, not unlike you, an agent who fell under dick's spell. he'd have done anything for agent low. richard got this agent to take a suspect to the crime scene, beat him up, force a confession -- all unauthorized, all illegal.  the agent died that night, killed by the suspect. richard low got him killed. worst of all, we had to hush it up, let the suspect go. the suspect was george sheldon, the second man richard killed.	I understand.
in ft. myers before your instruction. nowhere else, sir.	Watch out for Dick Low, he's a liar; he has his own world. There was a Junior Agent in Seattle, not unlike you, an Agent who fell under Dick's spell. He'd have done anything for Agent Low. Richard got this Agent to take a suspect to the crime scene, beat him up, force a confession -- all unauthorized, all illegal.  The Agent died that night, killed by the suspect. Richard Low got him killed. Worst of all, we had to hush it up, let the suspect go. The suspect was George Sheldon, the second man Richard killed.
there was talk of a file photo.	In Ft. Myers before your instruction. Nowhere else, sir.
i didn't use low's name.	There was talk of a file photo.
that breaks my confidentiality stipulation.	I didn't use Low's name.
i was looking for a pattern.	That breaks my confidentiality stipulation.
i'm told you've asked for a bureau cross-check of flight records to and from el paso, ft. myers, omaha, the murman murder time frames.	I was looking for a pattern.
an oversight, sir, i apologize. i felt i needed to get away for a day. the pressure. paid for my own ticket.	I'm told you've asked for a Bureau cross-check of flight records to and from El Paso, Ft. Myers, Omaha, the Murman murder time frames.
you didn't tell anyone where you were?	An oversight, sir, I apologize. I felt I needed to get away for a day. The pressure. Paid for my own ticket.
i was visiting an old college friend.	You didn't tell anyone where you were?
why did you go to chicago?	I was visiting an old college friend.
huh?, sir.	I want to catch Dick Low, more than you can imagine, but I cannot risk going public. What happens when the media finds out that a former FBI Special Agent, a founder of the Behavioral Sciences Unit, is not dead, but instead alive and killing people, not ordinary people, but, even worse, serial killers, making him some sort of white knight vigilante?  You keep at it. We'll find him, we'll find him in our own way.
how do you send out an apb on a dead man?	Huh?, sir.
we need to put out an ncic inquiry.	How do you send out an APB on a dead man?
we're waiting for trace evidence results on the rice killing.	We need to put out an NCIC inquiry.
i got a look in testa's computer. his screen name was "imelda." have to give him that, had a sense of humor.	Collected shoes too?
what did you think of the suspect zero theory?	It was neither a valid concept nor a valid fact. Suspect Zero came to represent every killer Dick Low had not caught. The idea took root in his head like a wild irrational vine. For someone like Low, there would always be a Suspect Zero. We couldn't let Richard go where that idea was taking him.
i suspected, but you were the one low contacted. that's why i brought you back here.	What did you think of the Suspect Zero theory?
you knew the arm slash was not "zorro."	I suspected, but you were the one Low contacted. That's why I brought you back here.
both in the last year. i suspected only someone as brilliant as dick low could find these guys.  look, whatever daitz told you, nobody wanted to strip richard of his badge. you have to get close to be good at what he did, the trick is not to get too close.	You knew the arm slash was not "Zorro."
how long ago?	Both in the last year. I suspected only someone as brilliant as Dick Low could find these guys.  Look, whatever Daitz told you, nobody wanted to strip Richard of his badge. You have to get close to be good at what he did, the trick is not to get too close.
dunlevy said there was another case, ron rice. in fact, there were two earlier cases where serials were murdered. the second was george sheldon. i didn't enter it into vicap -- i'll get you the file.	How long ago?
you suspected all along, suspected he was alive. that's why you came to el paso.	Dunlevy said there was another case, Ron Rice. In fact, there were two earlier cases where serials were murdered. The second was George Sheldon. I didn't enter it into VICAP -- I'll get you the file.
we had every reason to believe he was on that plane. he was supposed to be on the plane. everything was incinerated, it was two weeks before we reached the crash site. we, the director and i, decided it was in everyone's best interest to declare dick low dead. that way he could exit a hero.	You suspected all along, suspected he was alive. That's why you came to El Paso.
"was?"	We had every reason to believe he was on that plane. He was supposed to be on the plane. Everything was incinerated, it was two weeks before we reached the crash site. We, the Director and I, decided it was in everyone's best interest to declare Dick Low dead. That way he could exit a hero.
that gasbag. i can imagine what he said. i'm not ashamed to admit that most of what i know about criminal profiling started with richard low. i have also, over the years, i admit, taken credit for many of his accomplishments. he was the most brilliant law enforcement individual i ever met.	"Was?"
i spoke with lloyd daitz.	That gasbag. I can imagine what he said. I'm not ashamed to admit that most of what I know about criminal profiling started with Richard Low. I have also, over the years, I admit, taken credit for many of his accomplishments. He was the most brilliant law enforcement individual I ever met.
"murman" was the alter identity of william heirens, the original "catch me before i kill again" killer. short for "murder man." it was the case that got richard low and i started in this field.	I spoke with Lloyd Daitz.
i'm hesitant to...	Mack the Mouth at a loss for words.
i don't believe this.	I'm hesitant to...
nothing concrete. nothing i'd... well, nothing.	I don't believe this.
had trouble sleeping last night, sir.	Okay, Harold Speck: who goes first?
you feeling okay, agent mackelway?	Had trouble sleeping last night, sir.
i always meant to ask, what is it that makes you so special? why is it you have this special rapport with multiple killers? why you?	They like my stories. They like the way I think. They're into fantasy. I turn them on.
what i do requires confidentiality.	I always meant to ask, what is it that makes you so special? Why is it you have this special rapport with multiple killers? Why you?
i'll take it into consideration.	What I do requires confidentiality.
if my reporting agent could be someone outside computer crimes, perhaps agent kulok?	I'll take it into consideration.
you didn't like anyone looking over your shoulder -- why was that? what were you doing?	If my Reporting Agent could be someone outside Computer Crimes, perhaps Agent Kulok?
this time, sir, if i may be so bold, would it be possible to set up my equipment outside ciiac, perhaps in military housing at quantico? i didn't get along very well with the other members of the division. we thought differently.	You didn't like anyone looking over your shoulder -- why was that? What were you doing?
agent mackelway, you're going to get your wish. you're going back to washington. i want you back in computer crimes. fire up those chat rooms.	This time, sir, if I may be so bold, would it be possible to set up my equipment outside CIIAC, perhaps in military housing at Quantico? I didn't get along very well with the other members of the Division. We thought differently.
the cut on your arm -- mind if we remove the bandage?	Go ahead.
do you think he singled you out?	No, just coincidence. He knew who I was, of course. He had my ID -- did he keep it?
he got away. i had him. he got away.	Do you think he singled you out?
agent kulok and i were in o'hare when we heard.	He got away. I had him. He got away.
pretty embarrassed, to be honest. i had him.	Agent Kulok and I were in O'Hare when we heard.
how do you feel, agent	Pretty embarrassed, to be honest. I had him.
its called insubordination.	Then why do I still have a badge?
i was lucky to find, much less crack, the address code -- no way to be sure i could have done it again.	Its called insubordination.
you refused to comply with a direct order.	I was lucky to find, much less crack, the address code -- no way to be sure I could have done it again.
let some by-the-book j. edgar agents go into the chat room, spook these guys with stupid questions, blow my cover? -- no way.	You refused to comply with a direct order.
the federal bureau of investigation is not based on personal preference. we share information.	Let some by-the-book J. Edgar Agents go into the chat room, spook these guys with stupid questions, blow my cover? -- no way.
i had gotten their trust. we were sharing fantasies. i couldn't risk it.	The Federal Bureau of Investigation is not based on personal preference. We share information.
i might point out, agent mackelway, the reason we haven't been able to crack those rooms is that you refused to share that information with us -- which is also why you were reassigned.	I had gotten their trust. We were sharing fantasies. I couldn't risk it.
they don't know how to crack these secret chat rooms --	I might point out, Agent Mackelway, the reason we haven't been able to crack those rooms is that you refused to share that information with us -- which is also why you were reassigned.
i'll relay this to ciiac.	They don't know how to crack these secret chat rooms --
from the grave?	MyDick.
speck. harold speck.	From the grave?
who?	Speck. Harold Speck.
i think i talked to him.	Who?
look, sorry. don't say a word.  i know this is improper. i've been trying to speak with deputy director koessler. i left a message. i must speak with you before you go back to washington.	This better be important.
shut the fuck up or i'll shut you up.	You have to save this boy. Good exists in this world. I can prove it because you can, in your life, save this one person.
agent kulok, that boy, as we speak, is in hawkins' truck, probably still alive, in a dark refrigerated compartment, shivering in just a t- shirt: put yourself in his mind, freezing, terrified, wanting his mother. put yourself in his mother's place, desperate, imagining the worst is happening as she pleads, back there at the rest stop, for someone, anyone, to listen to her. this is not hypothetical, this is real. it is happening now and you can do something about it.	Shut the fuck up or I'll shut you up.
listen to this guy? can you believe this? he'll never change. born a liar, first word out of his mouth was a lie. make up a story, always a story, any goddamn story, to save his ass.	Agent Kulok, that boy, as we speak, is in Hawkins' truck, probably still alive, in a dark refrigerated compartment, shivering in just a T- shirt: put yourself in his mind, freezing, terrified, wanting his mother. Put yourself in his mother's place, desperate, imagining the worst is happening as she pleads, back there at the rest stop, for someone, anyone, to listen to her. This is not hypothetical, this is real. It is happening now and you can do something about it.
when i was at the rest stop, there was a young boy, maybe ten, and his mother. darryl hawkins, zero, abducted the boy in the men's room. i tried to stop him. he cold-cocked me --	Listen to this guy? Can you believe this? He'll never change. Born a liar, first word out of his mouth was a lie. Make up a story, always a story, any goddamn story, to save his ass.
you are so fucked up.	Suspect Zero, now there's an idea that doesn't look good on paper --
how did a girl like me end up in a place like this?  the deputy director here, he believes in tough love. a cop's cop. shape up or ship out, righto? agent kulok, when you get a chance you might want to check the victims of the recent serials. you'll find that some of them have been credited to other killers, some years ago. that's a dave koessler trick, find a pliant sociopath, preferably a dead one, attribute to him unsolved cases, clean up the backlog-looks great in the yearly report.	You are so fucked up.
you're a disgrace to law enforcement, to the bureau -- and to me.	How did a girl like me end up in a place like this?  The Deputy Director here, he believes in Tough Love. A cop's cop. Shape up or ship out, righto? Agent Kulok, when you get a chance you might want to check the victims of the recent serials. You'll find that some of them have been credited to other killers, some years ago. That's a Dave Koessler trick, find a pliant sociopath, preferably a dead one, attribute to him unsolved cases, clean up the backlog-looks great in the yearly report.
you better hope the director doesn't stop abruptly one day, david, you might break your nose.	You're a disgrace to law enforcement, to the Bureau -- and to me.
don't you touch him.	You better hope the Director doesn't stop abruptly one day, David, you might break your nose.
miss me, dave?	Thank you, Rangers.  Put this man in the unmarked.
what happened?	I'm going to Amarillo.
how are we going to find him?	Get the routes of all refrigerated trucks over the last ten years. We've got three disappearance cities and dates, three parallel discovery cities. Get into the mainframe, let it crunch this information.
zero abducts victims all over the country, kills them, keeps them refrigerated for days, weeks, even months, then buries them hundreds, thousands of miles away. karen sumpter was buried, washed up in a flood. evans was buried. when we get zero, we'll find boneyards all across the country.	How are we going to find him?
it's a truck. a refrigerated truck.	Zero abducts victims all over the country, kills them, keeps them refrigerated for days, weeks, even months, then buries them hundreds, thousands of miles away. Karen Sumpter was buried, washed up in a flood. Evans was buried. When we get Zero, we'll find boneyards all across the country.
jaime --	It's a truck. A refrigerated truck.
i've got to take a piss.	Jaime --
i...	I've got to take a piss.
i haven't changed anything.  damn.	I...
you're assigned, we're assigned, to apprehend richard low, not suspect zero. i have to tell you, mack, i'm not comfortable where you're going.	But it was your idea: "use Zero," you said, use Zero to get Low.
that's what koessler wants us to believe. to discredit low.	You're assigned, we're assigned, to apprehend Richard Low, not Suspect Zero. I have to tell you, Mack, I'm not comfortable where you're going.
suspect zero is a crackpot theory. you said so.	That's what Koessler wants us to believe. To discredit Low.
low calls him suspect zero.	Suspect Zero is a crackpot theory. You said so.
all the same killer?	Low calls him Suspect Zero.
burn marks. the original m.e. listed it as "burn residue." same place, the outer thigh, as karen sumpter. the unsub is able to abduct, kill, transport and bury without detection.	All the same killer?
it's quite advanced.	Burn marks. The original M.E. listed it as "burn residue." Same place, the outer thigh, as Karen Sumpter. The UNSUB is able to abduct, kill, transport and bury without detection.
yeah, of course.	What's going on?
you okay?	Yeah, of course.
hardly anyone calls me tom. everybody calls me mack. i always liked that.	You okay?
tom, you okay?	Hardly anyone calls me Tom. Everybody calls me Mack. I always liked that.
could be a lot of things. depends on the freezer.  i'm sorry, mack, but i don't think this is the answer.	Tom, you okay?
but why this pattern?	Could be a lot of things. Depends on the freezer.  I'm sorry, Mack, but I don't think this is the answer.
jaime, do you think, when this is all over, when we're in different divisions, you think maybe you and me, we could try again?	Mack, I'm just trying to keep up with now.
i got an autopsy report from el paso that doesn't seem right. a girl on low's list. karen sumpter. we're getting a court order to exhume to body. i'd like you to come and look at it.  don't worry, i've cleared it.	Jaime, do you think, when this is all over, when we're in different divisions, you think maybe you and me, we could try again?
you're putting me in a difficult position.	I got an autopsy report from El Paso that doesn't seem right. A girl on Low's list. Karen Sumpter. We're getting a court order to exhume to body. I'd like you to come and look at it.  Don't worry, I've cleared it.
they say richard low is wrong, but because of him, women, innocent women, are alive who would be dead.	You're putting me in a difficult position.
it's okay to be wrong, just don't be dead wrong.	They say Richard Low is wrong, but because of him, women, innocent women, are alive who would be dead.
it's too late for that. i've gone ahead of the curve on this one. there's no turning back. when this is over, koessler is going to be right or low is going to be right or i'm going to be right, but not all of us.	It's okay to be wrong, just don't be dead wrong.
i'd be real careful if i were you.	It's too late for that. I've gone ahead of the curve on this one. There's no turning back. When this is over, Koessler is going to be right or Low is going to be right or I'm going to be right, but not all of us.
i've decided to investigate low's plane crash. while i'm at it, i thought i'd look at the cases koessler worked with low.	I'd be real careful if I were you.
koessler doesn't know any of this?	I've decided to investigate Low's plane crash. While I'm at it, I thought I'd look at the cases Koessler worked with Low.
probably. i told him koessler had ordered the report, kept it secret.	Koessler doesn't know any of this?
does one exist?	Probably. I told him Koessler had ordered the report, kept it secret.
i need something tangible. to hook him. i told him i'd found the confidential file on the suspect zero theory.	Does one exist?
and you're working with him?	I need something tangible. To hook him. I told him I'd found the confidential file on the Suspect Zero theory.
you were right. he found me.	And you're working with him?
slow down a second, you met with low --	You were right. He found me.
i met with richard low.  these are names of missing persons he has flagged. i'm double-checking every case, but i don't want to be too obvious about it. i marked the ones i'd like you to work on.	Slow down a second, you met with Low --
what's going on?	I met with Richard Low.  These are names of missing persons he has flagged. I'm double-checking every case, but I don't want to be too obvious about it. I marked the ones I'd like you to work on.
i guess i'm a little paranoid.	What's going on?
this feels like something out of a spy novel.	I guess I'm a little paranoid.
that's a crackpot theory. everybody says so.	But he believes in it. That's all that matters. He toyed with you, you toy with him. Convince him you've got a lead on Suspect Zero. Use Zero, you'll find Low.
suspect zero.	That's a crackpot theory. Everybody says so.
start killing people for real?	Suspect Zero.
you want to get him? find something he wants. get him to come to you.	Start killing people for real?
my watch. he toyed with me. he sent me to chicago.	You want to get him? Find something he wants. Get him to come to you.
what's up?	I'm in Omaha. Get to the airport. There's been another one.
where are you? everybody's looking for you.	What's up?
jaime? where are you?	Where are you? Everybody's looking for you.
hello?	Jaime? Where are you?
don't confuse what we do with who we are.	I just need to go a little slow.
that's my point. remember, you're a cop pretending to be a deviant. it's not the other way around.	Don't confuse what we do with who we are.
not the way i can.	That's my point. Remember, you're a cop pretending to be a deviant. It's not the other way around.
and nobody else can do that?	Not the way I can.
i found a peephole into deviant world. i'm gonna reach in and yank some of those creeps out.	And nobody else can do that?
you need time to think. about the case, about you and me.	I found a peephole into Deviant World. I'm gonna reach in and yank some of those creeps out.
what's that?	You need time to think. About the case, about you and me.
then there's the other issue.	What's that?
that's true.	Then there's the other issue.
there's the agency issue. i think koessler may suspect something already. we're not on the best footing with him as it is.	That's true.
oh.	There's the Agency issue. I think Koessler may suspect something already. We're not on the best footing with him as it is.
no, i mean maybe we should back off a bit, you and me.	Oh.
i can't. they trust me, they accept me. i've got their confidence.	No, I mean maybe we should back off a bit, you and me.
maybe we should back off a bit.	I can't. They trust me, they accept me. I've got their confidence.
you did.	Maybe we should back off a bit.
i came over because i couldn't sleep and was lonely. i wanted to see you. i thought i'd surprise you.	You did.
no, jaime, i apologize. i didn't... i had no right to speak to you like that.	I came over because I couldn't sleep and was lonely. I wanted to see you. I thought I'd surprise you.
mack, i'm sorry. i apologize. i should have called. i had no right to sneak in on you like that.	No, Jaime, I apologize. I didn't... I had no right to speak to you like that.
you should have seen the store manager at parade of shoes. she was inconsolable.	Murman and Imelda had been slipping into a private chat room. Low had poor old Testa drooling on the keyboard. Abduction fantasies, voyeurism, mutilation, teasing him with fetish elements. He is very good. I think it's safe to say Richard Low is Murman.
did they disconnect testa's computer?	Not yet. This time they're waiting for you.
you found the body. she was one of harold speck's victims. in el paso.  they're not just talking to each other, mack, they're trading souvenirs.	Did they disconnect Testa's computer?
you mean --	You found the body. She was one of Harold Speck's victims. In El Paso.  They're not just talking to each other, Mack, they're trading souvenirs.
sue ann hanson.	You mean --
the tattoo?	Sue Ann Hanson.
we're trying to match them with dump site bodies.  this we know is carol delview from tampa, found her last spring. this one --	The tattoo?
jesus.	We're trying to match them with dump site bodies.  This we know is Carol Delview from Tampa, found her last Spring. This one --
we did find these, however.	Jesus.
we got an unsub walking around with four feet?	We did find these, however.
no. cut off while he was still alive, look at his wrists, damn near ripped his hands off trying to get free. must have been screaming real loud when the killer chain-sawed his throat. unfortunately, he'd soundproofed his van.	We got an UNSUB walking around with four feet?
find the feet?	No. Cut off while he was still alive, look at his wrists, damn near ripped his hands off trying to get free. Must have been screaming real loud when the killer chain-sawed his throat. Unfortunately, he'd soundproofed his van.
not about coming to see daitz?	Not yet. Not about this, either.
just routine stuff.	Not about coming to see Daitz?
what did you tell him?	Just routine stuff.
he's called a couple times.	What did you tell him?
does koessler ask about me?	He's called a couple times.
i've been thinking about this.	Does Koessler ask about me?
i know.	I've been thinking about this.
it's a no-no.	I know.
"intra-agency fraternizing."	It's a no-no.
there are agency regulations about this.	"Intra-Agency fraternizing."
oh yeah, i forgot.	There are Agency regulations about this.
because you asked him to, stupid.	Oh yeah, I forgot.
why did koessler assign you as my liaison?	Because you asked him to, stupid.
no, mack, i do not think you're a square and definitely not a nerd.	Why did Koessler assign you as my liaison?
you must really think i'm a square, a computer nerd.	No, Mack, I do not think you're a square and definitely not a nerd.
of course he did. he came on to every attractive student. which bothers you most: that he exploits suffering or that he came on to me?	You must really think I'm a square, a computer nerd.
when you were his student? did he come on to you?	Of course he did. He came on to every attractive student. Which bothers you most: that he exploits suffering or that he came on to me?
huh?	When you were his student? Did he come on to you?
i saw him on a talk show once, talking about these killers like they were his friends. not the victims, not the families of the victims, he doesn't talk about them. blood money, that's what it is.  did he hit on you?	Huh?
don't be too harsh.	I saw him on a talk show once, talking about these killers like they were his friends. Not the victims, not the families of the victims, he doesn't talk about them. Blood money, that's what it is.  Did he hit on you?
i ever get like that, just take me out in back and shoot me.	Don't be too harsh.
that's because he's a fucking wacko. never met a self-promotion scheme he didn't like. what's he doing now?	He's a consultant to a network TV program on Profilers. He gets a check every episode.
i was thinking, maybe we should ask professor daitz. nobody knows this stuff better.	That's because he's a fucking wacko. Never met a self-promotion scheme he didn't like. What's he doing now?
none. can't find a thing. nothing on file, nothing online. it's not a part of any known killer's signature.	I was thinking, maybe we should ask Professor Daitz. Nobody knows this stuff better.
me too.  make any headway with "zorro"?	None. Can't find a thing. Nothing on file, nothing online. It's not a part of any known killer's signature.
every cop has a story and every story has a girl. the girl in my story was fifteen years-old. she wore a pink angora sweater -- i can still see it -- one day, she disappeared. i told the police she wouldn't run away, i told them who to look for, but i was just a kid. i sat in the police station crying and crying. my parents took me home. the girl was my cousin and the man who abducted her was a teacher i'd had. he kept her alive a week before he killed her. the police could have saved her. every time i see a photo of a victim i see her. that's what i want to do. i want to save her.	Me too.  Make any headway with "Zorro"?
take it to the next level. what are his fantasies, what turns him on, what kind of pornography does he like? if he could act out his fantasies, what would he do? imagine yourself one of his victims, realizing your life is in his hands. what is he thinking?	My guess: he's wondering whether to get more fries or go straight to the chocolate sundae.
what's this country coming to?	Take it to the next level. What are his fantasies, what turns him on, what kind of pornography does he like? If he could act out his fantasies, what would he do? Imagine yourself one of his victims, realizing your life is in his hands. What is he thinking?
he thinks he looks young.	What's this country coming to?
grown man dressed like a clown. does he really think he looks good?	He thinks he looks young.
look at this fellow... or this one.	Grown man dressed like a clown. Does he really think he looks good?
what's that?	Sex.
and one other thing.	What's that?
i was interested in two things: computers and crime. they sort of came together.	And one other thing.
i was going to be a physician, i am a physician, but i kept drifting over to criminal psych. this seems to be the best of both. my parents still haven't forgiven me.	I was interested in two things: computers and crime. They sort of came together.
people end up in occupations for a reason. they may think not, but they do: occupations define us.	I was going to be a physician, I am a physician, but I kept drifting over to criminal psych. This seems to be the best of both. My parents still haven't forgiven me.
you got a point there.	People end up in occupations for a reason. They may think not, but they do: occupations define us.
taking a stryker saw, cutting off the top of someone's cranium, pulling the brain out -- what's that, a day in spring?	You got a point there.
this is some serious shit.	Taking a Stryker saw, cutting off the top of someone's cranium, pulling the brain out -- what's that, a day in Spring?
chat jargon for moving from fantasy to real victims: "i went live last month."	This is some serious shit.
"gone live?"	Chat jargon for moving from fantasy to real victims: "I went live last month."
no, no, no, most of them -- i used to think all of them -- are just fantasists, guys who get off telling degrading stories. when i came across this fugitive chat room, listened in, i started to think some might actually be real, that they'd gone live. the challenge was to figure out which was which. then i had my disagreement with koessler.	"Gone live?"
they're all criminals?	No, no, no, most of them -- I used to think all of them -- are just fantasists, guys who get off telling degrading stories. When I came across this fugitive chat room, listened in, I started to think some might actually be real, that they'd gone live. The challenge was to figure out which was which. Then I had my disagreement with Koessler.
working the net isn't that different from ordinary undercover work. you go into the community, walk their walk, talk their talk, gain their confidence.	They're all criminals?
you want to have dinner?	Working the net isn't that different from ordinary undercover work. You go into the community, walk their walk, talk their talk, gain their confidence.
the other reason?	You want to have dinner?
that's part of the reason i dropped by. i need to learn this stuff.	The other reason?
that's the beauty of the system. this is a fugitive chat room. it moves from place to place, chat rooms that are normally empty at certain hours: a gardening website, chaucer buffs, a dating service. a pre- arranged code shows up in one of fifty porn rooms -- that's where i stumbled across it -- notifying "friends" to meet at a certain time, usually midnight to three eastern standard, at a certain website -- a deserted chat room, say, "how to plant perennials." come tuesday, twelve a.m., bingo, these like-minded deviates log on and start yakking it up: explicit sex crime gossip, who did what to whom, who wants to do what, when, why and how.	That's part of the reason I dropped by. I need to learn this stuff.
what about the chat rooms themselves?	That's the beauty of the system. This is a fugitive chat room. It moves from place to place, chat rooms that are normally empty at certain hours: a gardening website, Chaucer buffs, a dating service. A pre- arranged code shows up in one of fifty porn rooms -- that's where I stumbled across it -- notifying "friends" to meet at a certain time, usually midnight to three Eastern Standard, at a certain website -- a deserted chat room, say, "How to Plant Perennials." Come Tuesday, twelve a.m., bingo, these like-minded deviates log on and start yakking it up: explicit sex crime gossip, who did what to whom, who wants to do what, when, why and how.
setting up. technically, anyone in a chat room can be traced back to a screen address. but, by using punters, a correspondent literally punts his address around the world, through computers in countries that have no communication treaties. the correspondent becomes "ghosted," invisible.	What about the chat rooms themselves?
don't even go there. what's up?	Setting up. Technically, anyone in a chat room can be traced back to a screen address. But, by using punters, a correspondent literally punts his address around the world, through computers in countries that have no communication treaties. The correspondent becomes "ghosted," invisible.
the man knew how to dress.	Don't even go there. What's up?
relax.  j. edgar's greatest fear: a female with a badge.	The man knew how to dress.
yes i do.	It explains a lot.
some kids found you in a garbage dump.	Where's my watch? It's gone.
that information's being withheld from the media.	A very sexy case.
and who kills in the manner of his victim.	That information's being withheld from the media.
this is no random killing, no one shot deal. the unsub has killed before; he's good at it. so what do we have?  we have someone who has killed before who kills someone who kills: a serial killer of a serial killer -- and who wants the fbi to know he exists.	And who kills in the manner of his victim.
doesn't fit.	This is no random killing, no one shot deal. The UNSUB has killed before; he's good at it. So what do we have?  We have someone who has killed before who kills someone who kills: a serial killer of a serial killer -- and who wants the FBI to know he exists.
yeah, you know the vic's car, he was killed this side of the state line, the car then pushed across the border. this by an unknown subject, presumably the killer, who left no fucking evidence except the snapshot, which may or may not have been accidental.	Doesn't fit.
this is a sexy case.	Yeah, you know the vic's car, he was killed this side of the state line, the car then pushed across the border. This by an Unknown Subject, presumably the killer, who left no fucking evidence except the snapshot, which may or may not have been accidental.
beats me. he just asked me to come along, double-check the forensics.  what did you do to piss him off?	This is a sexy case.
why did he come out here? what's going on?	Beats me. He just asked me to come along, double-check the forensics.  What did you do to piss him off?
not especially.	Why did he come out here? What's going on?
you work with koessler?	Not especially.
five months. i love it.	You work with Koessler?
how long have you been downtown?	Five months. I love it.
i read your white paper. it's sort of like the bible for what they're trying to do in computer crime.	How long have you been downtown?
the academy, then ciiac.	I read your white paper. It's sort of like the Bible for what they're trying to do in Computer Crime.
you used to be in the behavioral science unit, right?	The Academy, then CIIAC.
maybe i shouldn't put it that way. i'm on my best behavior. i've got to watch what i say.	You used to be in the Behavioral Science Unit, right?
none taken.	Maybe I shouldn't put it that way. I'm on my best behavior. I've got to watch what I say.
they sort of got me on shit detail, no offense.	None taken.
thanks for the ride.	They sort of got me on shit detail, no offense.
bitch! cunt! please, please, please don't do this, agent kulok. you need me.	I'll be back.
no weapon.	Turn around. Stretch your arms over the seat.
okay, i'll unhook you. no weapon.	No weapon.
uncuff me. what's wrong with you? don't you want to save the boy?	I want to protect the boy. I also want to protect Suspect Zero -- from you.
of course he does. now get the key, get these things off me.  unhook me.	Uncuff me. What's wrong with you? Don't you want to save the boy?
mack must think zero has a police band.	Of course he does. Now get the key, get these things off me.  Unhook me.
unlock these cuffs.	Sit back.
kulok.	Agent Kulok, could you wipe my face?
agent...	Kulok.
was it zero?	Yeah.
the boy's okay. i saw him...	Was it Zero?
yeah.	The boy's okay. I saw him...
is he dead?	Yeah.
you? you went by the book?	Yeah, problem was, I had the only copy. See ya.
this guy, zero, he drifts around, that's how they all start, drifting around, their minds filling up with fantasies. he thinks he's real smart, laughs at us, laughs at his victims. but he has left a trail, and the trail is somewhere in those names. you know how to reach me.  take my advice, when dealing with these fbi tight-asses, go by the book. that's what i did.	You? You went by the book?
maybe you should back off.	This guy, Zero, he drifts around, that's how they all start, drifting around, their minds filling up with fantasies. He thinks he's real smart, laughs at us, laughs at his victims. But he has left a trail, and the trail is somewhere in those names. You know how to reach me.  Take my advice, when dealing with these FBI tight-asses, go by the book. That's what I did.
we're alike. we are hunters. we have the gift. it's ancient times all over again. we stand between order and chaos. i need help. i can't carry on alone.	Maybe you should back off.
those were just fantasies.	We're alike. We are hunters. We have the gift. It's ancient times all over again. We stand between order and chaos. I need help. I can't carry on alone.
i know you, lionheart. i watched your mind work, heard your dirty thoughts --	Those were just fantasies.
it was the mall.	I know you, Lionheart. I watched your mind work, heard your dirty thoughts --
you did. you were with her when she disappeared, right? she took you to the mall or the movies, you turn around and she's gone.	It was the mall.
who told you about her?	You did. You were with her when she disappeared, right? She took you to the mall or the movies, you turn around and she's gone.
if you won't do it for me, do it for your cousin, nadine, right? the girl in the pink sweater.	Who told you about her?
i already have an employer.	If you won't do it for me, do it for your cousin, Nadine, right? The girl in the pink sweater.
there's someone out there, mack, i know, some man killing for the fun of it, sniffing human glue, without regard to age or sex, without predicable m.o. someone who has a way to dispose of the bodies. you have access, you can call up local authorities, check morgues, conduct interviews. be my man.	I already have an employer.
please. you can't hide from me, sonny. i invented the questionnaire. i can tell those who talk from those who do it in the time it takes you to fart.	There's someone out there, Mack, I know, some man killing for the fun of it, sniffing human glue, without regard to age or sex, without predicable M.O. Someone who has a way to dispose of the bodies. You have access, you can call up local authorities, check morgues, conduct interviews. Be my man.
you knew it was me all along?	Please. You can't hide from me, sonny. I invented the questionnaire. I can tell those who talk from those who do it in the time it takes you to fart.
and who else did i find? agent thomas mackelway, crackerjack fbi techie. i was greatly disappointed when you were re-assigned.	You knew it was me all along?
how do you know who's real and who's not?	And who else did I find? Agent Thomas Mackelway, crackerjack FBI techie. I was greatly disappointed when you were re-assigned.
after my hiatus, after i got my priorities readjusted, i drifted online, started tracking porn chat rooms, looking for zero. got accepted, came across these boys swapping stories, pictures, downloads. never found zero, but i did come across some class a scumbags.	How do you know who's real and who's not?
daitz hinted it existed. it was a matter of forming the request in the proper terms.	After my hiatus, after I got my priorities readjusted, I drifted online, started tracking porn chat rooms, looking for Zero. Got accepted, came across these boys swapping stories, pictures, downloads. Never found Zero, but I did come across some Class A scumbags.
of course not. they're possibles. i've checked them against bureau records, check them against your file. how did you get it?	Daitz hinted it existed. It was a matter of forming the request in the proper terms.
zero killed them all?	Of course not. They're possibles. I've checked them against Bureau records, check them against your file. How did you get it?
it's my master list of missing persons: men, boys, girls, children over the last ten years. two hundred and eighty-five names. a pool of possible victims.	Zero killed them all?
hum a tune and i'll sing to it.	The file, however, was kept open after your death. NPE disappearances, No Plausible Explanation, were sometimes filed there, deleted if the bodies were found.
"agent low's theory of suspect zero, the undetected serial killer, is delusional, the product of good intentions, paranoia and obsession..."	Hum a tune and I'll sing to it.
you're a smart guy. tell me what it says.	"Agent Low's theory of Suspect Zero, the undetected serial killer, is delusional, the product of good intentions, paranoia and obsession..."
i don't carry it with me.	You're a smart guy. Tell me what it says.
was i afraid of dave koessler? not likely. i told you, i'd gotten a bit obsessive. it was an opportunity to back off, think things through.  where's the file?	I don't carry it with me.
so you went underground?	Was I afraid of Dave Koessler? Not likely. I told you, I'd gotten a bit obsessive. It was an opportunity to back off, think things through.  Where's the file?
deputy director koessler opposed the theory because it meant pressing the legal envelope, risking high-profile failure. better to get rid of me. then he could be mr. serial killer, mr. authority on deviant behavior -- no embarrassing questions about the contribution of one richard low. do you really think that plane crashed by accident? do you really think i wasn't on it by accident? i've always had a good sense of intuition.	So you went underground?
suspect zero?	Deputy Director Koessler opposed the theory because it meant pressing the legal envelope, risking high-profile failure. Better to get rid of me. Then he could be Mr. Serial Killer, Mr. Authority on Deviant Behavior -- no embarrassing questions about the contribution of one Richard Low. Do you really think that plane crashed by accident? Do you really think I wasn't on it by accident? I've always had a good sense of intuition.
i'm not sure, exactly. i had monsters on the brain. i wanted to get these guys, every one of them. i got obsessive.	Suspect Zero?
what was your weakness, sir?	I'm not sure, exactly. I had monsters on the brain. I wanted to get these guys, every one of them. I got obsessive.
he always had a weakness in that area. i saw it the first time i met him. we all had our weaknesses, i guess. daitz wanted the money. with dave it was the glory. koessler saw the behavioral sciences unit as a stepping stone to bigger and better bureaucratic things. he had his eye on the director's job, even then. catching killers was a means to an end for them.	What was your weakness, sir?
he's moved on to tv.	He always had a weakness in that area. I saw it the first time I met him. We all had our weaknesses, I guess. Daitz wanted the money. With Dave it was the glory. Koessler saw the Behavioral Sciences Unit as a stepping stone to bigger and better bureaucratic things. He had his eye on the Director's job, even then. Catching killers was a means to an end for them.
he couldn't break an egg with a hammer. he still writing those crime porn books?	He's moved on to TV.
i've been reading, hearing about you. i spoke to koessler, professor daitz.	He couldn't break an egg with a hammer. He still writing those crime porn books?
how's the arm?	I've been reading, hearing about you. I spoke to Koessler, Professor Daitz.
i believe it is you, sir, who has us jumping through hoops.	How's the arm?
dave koessler must have you jumping through hoops.	I believe it is you, sir, who has us jumping through hoops.
yes, sir.	When you exit, head east on 10th.
this is richard low. stay on the phone. do not disconnect. i'm watching you. i will instruct you where to drive.	Yes, sir.
yes.	This is Richard Low. Stay on the phone. Do not disconnect. I'm watching you. I will instruct you where to drive.
agent mackelway?	Yes.
who are you?	I'll give you a little hint. You're a smart guy, figure it out.
the little piggie speaks.	Who are you?
how did you know speck was a killer?	The little piggie speaks.
leave this room, i'll go back with you, blow your cover.	[I don't think so. We want the same thing. See ya.]
[and i want to go back to needlepoint.]	Leave this room, I'll go back with you, blow your cover.
i want to go live with you.	[And I want to go back to Needlepoint.]
[what does the file say?]	I want to go live with you.
george sheldon? the second serial killer killed in the manner of his killings. the crime scene profile was never entered into vicap. at whose request? david koessler.	[What does the file say?]
[you tell me.]	George Sheldon? The second serial killer killed in the manner of his killings. The crime scene profile was never entered into VICAP. At whose request? David Koessler.
not everything is imputed to memory. the most confidential stuff is kept top secret hard copy. why would the zero file be kept secret?	[You tell me.]
[don't jerk a jerk-off. there's nothing in the bureau mainframe.]	Not everything is imputed to memory. The most confidential stuff is kept top secret hard copy. Why would the Zero file be kept secret?
i've located the suspect zero file. did you know there was one? koessler ordered it as part of your evaluation.	[Don't jerk a jerk-off. There's nothing in the Bureau mainframe.]
[not the heart, the watch.]	I've located the Suspect Zero file. Did you know there was one? Koessler ordered it as part of your evaluation.
i want to help you.	[Not the heart, the watch.]
[hello, agent mackelway. how's the watch? maybe you can do one of those tv commercials, i found my watch under a serial killer's heart and it was still ticking.]	I want to help you.
let's talk about zero.	[Hello, Agent Mackelway. How's the watch? Maybe you can do one of those TV commercials, I found my watch under a serial killer's heart and it was still ticking.]
[if you wanted a good steak, you should have gone to omaha.]	Let's go someplace private, Murman, I have something for you.
haven't had any, but i'm willing to try.	[Ask for Leslie. Eight days from tonight, exactly one a.m. Be there if you dare. You cannot fool the Murman.]
[the address is 147 south rane. it's a lively address. you got a problem with dark meat?]	Haven't had any, but I'm willing to try.
if i owe, i will go.	[The address is 147 South Rane. It's a lively address. You got a problem with dark meat?]
[not this way. call it a little favor, call it a little thing i'm going to do for you. i'm going to make chicago come alive for you. you'll owe me one.]	If I owe, I will go.
i've been to chicago.	[Not this way. Call it a little favor, call it a little thing I'm going to do for you. I'm going to make Chicago come alive for you. You'll owe me one.]
lead the way, murman.	[Follow me.]
[you want to talk, lionheart, or you want to take this a little more personal?]	Lead the way, Murman.
[lionheart, what happened?]	Something came up, Murman, my man.
[reality very risky.]	Whatever happened to MyDick?
[fantasy time, girls, give it up, give it up.]	Lionheart here. I'm back. Sorry about the absence. I had to do some therapy at the crossbar hotel.
deputy director koessler doesn't want zero. all he cares about is low.	Perhaps you can explain it to him.  It's Agent Mackelway.
what is it exactly i don't understand, agent mackelway?	Deputy Director Koessler doesn't want Zero. All he cares about is Low.
i don't think you understand.	What is it exactly I don't understand, Agent Mackelway?
excuse me, agent mackelway?	This man, Hawkins, has killed dozens of people. Suspect Zero.
locate a jet, we're going to amarillo.	Excuse me, Agent Mackelway?
now, mr. hawkins, when last in amarillo, where did you get gas?	Locate a jet, we're going to Amarillo.
350 miles.	Now, Mr. Hawkins, when last in Amarillo, where did you get gas?
how far is amarillo?	350 miles.
but why attack an agent?	He wants us to know he's out there, what he's doing. It's not enough just to kill somebody like Speck, he wants us to know he did it.
speck is dead.	I talked to him.
eight, nine months ago. when i was at computer crime. i got into a chat room with someone named mydick. i'd talked to him before. everything i saw yesterday, everything in the autopsies, it's identical. the forensics are dead on. mydick's fantasies involved a hog-tie rig, nylon cord, torture with pliers, rip the nipples -- when the "item" screams, she chokes. he had a thing about eyes, always the eyes -- stab their eyes. it's the same guy. speck was mydick.	Speck is dead.
i don't...	Eight, nine months ago. When I was at Computer Crime. I got into a chat room with someone named MyDick. I'd talked to him before. Everything I saw yesterday, everything in the autopsies, it's identical. The forensics are dead on. MyDick's fantasies involved a hog-tie rig, nylon cord, torture with pliers, rip the nipples -- when the "item" screams, she chokes. He had a thing about eyes, always the eyes -- stab their eyes. It's the same guy. Speck was MyDick.
mydick. as in my dick. that was his screen name.	I don't...
"mydick?"	MyDick. As in my dick. That was his screen name.
no.	Hope you never do. At first it feels like a sauna, by the time you hit victim four it's a fucking burning shirt factory.
koessler?	The same.
this case has sent bells and alarms ringing all the way to washington. your old boss is coming out.	Koessler?
headed there now. the same shift will be on at noon.	This case has sent bells and alarms ringing all the way to Washington. Your old boss is coming out.
yes, sir.	Got a vehicle?  Head north on 54. When you get to New Mexico you've gone too far.
agent mackelway, you want to get off your ass and do something for a change?	Yes, sir.
i like working for the bureau, sir. i like catching bad guys. it's all i care about.	Jesus, just what I need, another blue flamer.  Johnny, get this boy some sun screen.
this is a first. you criticized the deputy director to his face and you still have a badge? you must have some one-of-a-kind skills.  why don't you just quit? i mean, you're not going to get promoted, not wearing this jacket.	I like working for the Bureau, sir. I like catching bad guys. It's all I care about.
i wished to be reinstated at computer crimes. i was undiplomatic in my request.	This is a first. You criticized the Deputy Director to his face and you still have a badge? You must have some one-of-a-kind skills.  Why don't you just quit? I mean, you're not going to get promoted, not wearing this jacket.
"attitude adjustment issues" -- what the fuck is that supposed to mean?	I wished to be reinstated at Computer Crimes. I was undiplomatic in my request.
four hundred and sixty, sir.	"Attitude Adjustment Issues" -- what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
i see that. washington to philadelphia to here. philly's a nice station. how many agents?	Four hundred and sixty, sir.
i screwed up twice, sir.	I see that. Washington to Philadelphia to here. Philly's a nice station. How many agents?
"computer investigation and infrastructure assessment center." quantico out of mit -- you're a techie?  okay, you screwed up once. so did half the guys here. that's why they're here.	I screwed up twice, sir.
sounds like fun.	"Computer Investigation and Infrastructure Assessment Center." Quantico out of MIT -- you're a techie?  Okay, you screwed up once. So did half the guys here. That's why they're here.
updating the condition of all bureau- owned vehicles in the southwest sector, sir.	Sounds like fun.
hot enough for you, agent mackelway? hell's doorknob. what they got you doing?	Updating the condition of all Bureau- owned vehicles in the southwest sector, sir.
thomas mackelway.	Hot enough for you, Agent Mackelway? Hell's doorknob. What they got you doing?
johnny, get this man's file. mackelway, right?	Thomas Mackelway.
i believe it's in my file, sir.	Johnny, get this man's file. Mackelway, right?
what did you do to end up here?	I believe it's in my file, sir.
yes, sir.	What did you do to end up here?
so you're the new meat?	Yes, sir.
good morning, sir. agent salinas, sir.	So you're the new meat?
it's over for you.	Take your shirt off.
you want to "profile" me? find out what makes me "tick"? write about me, go on a talk show, give me a nickname?	It's over for you.
he's a brilliant man. brilliant enough to catch you.	Brilliant? You think he caught any of them because he was brilliant? Hardboy? MyDick? Imelda? Ripper? Think about it, how did he locate them?  He found them as Murman. And how did Murder Man find them? With sweet talk and brains? No. He did it with souvenirs. He took them into private rooms, swapped goodies: pictures, panties, jewelry, body parts. Snuff downloads. As bait. That's why I never exchanged with him. He killed girls, oh yeah, harvested them. He had the best stuff. Richard Low is Murman and Murman is one of us.
murman!	He's a brilliant man. Brilliant enough to catch you.
i'm agent thomas mackelway, fbi. there is no way you will escape. assistant deputy director richard low is en route with another agent.  you may know low by another name. you may know him by the name murman. i am lionheart.	Murman!
do you realize that i've been waiting for that call for six months and i cut her off?	You're money, baby.
don't do it, mike.	Shut up.
you should call your grandmother.	Shuddup.
are you calling her?	No. Stop, come on.
enough. i've got to use the phone.	Are you calling Her?
you really should. life, after all, is really just a series of challenges...	Enough. I've got to use the phone.
okay. i'll think about that. bye.	You really should. Life, after all, is really just a series of challenges...
that's because it was a challenge. you has control over you're situation. it was hard, but you rose to it.	Okay. I'll think about that. Bye.
it didn't feel that way.	That's because it was a challenge. You has control over you're situation. It was hard, but you rose to it.
moving here from new york was much more of an adjustment than this.	It didn't feel that way.
i don't know about that.	Moving here from New York was much more of an adjustment than this.
ever since i've known you.	I don't know about that.
you're right. i know.	Ever since I've known you.
you've been through worse.	You're right. I know.
i know, i know.	You've been through worse.
you have to put things in perspective.	I know, I know.
shit.	You have to put things in perspective.
michael, this is grandma. i want to know if you got the part on that television program. i told the whole family and they're very excited to know if...  skipping message. end of final message.	Shit.
nikki.	Thank you, Nikki.
well, thank you...?	Nikki.
probably a little longer than that, but, whatever.	You better pay the man.
i'd say about two weeks.	Probably a little longer than that, but, whatever.
oh, yeah... boy, that must've been a while ago.	I'd say about two weeks.
yes! remember? you asked me for an application? i introduced you to the manager?	Oh, yeah... Boy, that must've been a while ago.
are you sure? maybe...	Yes! Remember? You asked me for an application? I introduced you to the manager?
i know! starbucks! i served you an espresso at starbucks.	Are you sure? Maybe...
well, you know, it's tough. a lot of traveling. a lot of hotels... but, you know, it's a dream... and the money's really good. i think i might buy another really expensive imported car after my next gig in vegas...	I know! Starbucks! I served you an espresso at Starbucks.
what's that like?	Well, you know, it's tough. A lot of traveling. A lot of hotels... but, you know, it's a dream... and the money's really good. I think I might buy another really expensive imported car after my next gig in Vegas...
yeah.	What's that like?
you're a comedian?	Yeah.
...monday nights? i host an open mike...	You're a comedian?
...maybe...	...Monday nights? I host an open mike...
you ever go to the kelbo's? on pico?	...maybe...
i've seen you somewhere... where have i seen you?	You ever go to the Kelbo's? On Pico?
thanks.	I've seen you somewhere... Where have I seen you?
you like laughing at the misery of others?	I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. Let me make it up to you.
what kind of car do you drive?	Oh... a Cavalier.
i'm sorry?	What kind of car do you drive?
what do you drive?	I'm sorry?
how are you ladies doing this evening?	What do you drive?
no... maybe that's not the case. maybe she shouldn't be such a smug little shit because she'd be surprised at what a good dancer he really is, but it's been a long time and he doesn't know if he's ready to...	Mike...
maybe it doesn't matter if he's a good dancer cause it's a slow song, if that's what he's afraid of.	No... Maybe that's not the case. Maybe she shouldn't be such a smug little shit because she'd be surprised at what a good dancer he really is, but it's been a long time and he doesn't know if he's ready to...
yes. i mean, no. i mean, maybe he would find her, i mean you attractive. maybe he doesn't like to dance. maybe all he likes to do is just stand around and drink and smoke and look cool with his buddies who don't dance either...	Maybe it doesn't matter if he's a good dancer cause it's a slow song, if that's what he's afraid of.
you don't think the guy would find me attractive enough to dance with?	Yes. I mean, no. I mean, maybe he would find her, I mean you attractive. Maybe he doesn't like to dance. Maybe all he likes to do is just stand around and drink and smoke and look cool with his buddies who don't dance either...
uh, if the guy wants to.	You don't think the guy would find me attractive enough to dance with?
like if i meet a handsome young man and i wanted to ask him to dance? i can do that?	Uh, if the guy wants to.
anything.	Like if I meet a handsome young man and I wanted to ask him to dance? I can do that?
anything?	Anything.
i don't know... to grow, to go out. whatever you want.	Anything?
to do what?	I don't know... To grow, to go out. Whatever you want.
what else...? let's see... you have complete freedom.	To do what?
what else?	What else...? Let's see... You have complete freedom.
like what?	What what? What advantages?
well, it still sucks, but you start to see that there are advantages to being single.	Like what?
how?	Well, it still sucks, but you start to see that there are advantages to being single.
it does.	How?
oh, god. that's two more than me. tell me it gets better.	It does.
it's been six months and i'm just starting to get over it.	Oh, God. That's two more than me. Tell me it gets better.
i thought i was going to die.	It's been six months and I'm just starting to get over it.
yeah.	I thought I was going to die.
you too?	Yeah.
tell me about it...	You too?
well, i left someone very special behind.	Tell me about it...
how was it hard?	Well, I left someone very special behind.
well, it wasn't the simple, but yeah.	How was it hard?
just like that?	Well, it wasn't the simple, but yeah.
...so i thought, what the hell, they make movies in l.a., not in michigan, so i moved here.	Just like that?
why? you're not a real man?	Not lately.
my reputation seems to have preceded me.	Why? You're not a real man?
i thought real men don't like quiche.	My reputation seems to have preceded me.
i like quiche.	I thought real men don't like quiche.
yes. like the quiche.	I like quiche.
like the quiche?	Yes. Like the quiche.
hi, mike. i'm lorraine.	Like the quiche?
i'm mike.	Hi, Mike. I'm Lorraine.
hi.	I'm Mike.
hi.	Hi.
...then ask where you met her...	Yeah, I'll tell her I don't remember and then I'll ask what she looks like.  Then I'll ask if we fucked. How's that, Tee? Is that "the money"?
why don't i just wait three weeks and tell her i was cleaning out my wallet and found her number...	...then ask where you met her...
they're out of glenlivet.	What else is going on?
you want to come with us to a party at the chateau marmont? they got a bungalow and lots of beautiful babies.	Why not? This place is dead anyway.
...and even then...	...you might get cut out.
...not until you book it...	...and even then...
i don't even tell them about anything i'm close on anymore...	...not until you book it...
...and boy does it hurt when they ask.	I don't even tell them about anything I'm close on anymore...
no, man. i know you didn't get it 'cause you wouldn't've asked me. it wasn't that funny anyway...	...piece of shit. Listen, Charles, this is my friend Rob from Back East.
did you, um, did you get that pilot?	No, man. I know you didn't get it 'cause you wouldn't've asked me. It wasn't that funny anyway...
oh. you know.	Did you, um, did you get that pilot?
charles! what's up, man?	Oh. You know.
i know what you're saying, man. i don't know what to tell you...	...I mean, does it have to be "Goofy"? I was playing Hamlet off-Broadway two months ago, for crying out loud...
...i heard it took four days to light for that shot...	...Four days..?
i'm considering taking a job as a "goofy".	Hey, man. At least it's Disney.
no.	I still haven't told my folks I didn't get "Deepspace 9". You'd think they'd'a figured it out by now, but Mom keeps asking...
you haven't told then, huh?	No.
i haven't heard an official "no" yet.	You haven't told then, huh?
oh, i'm sorry. how'd your folks take it?	I haven't heard an official "no" yet.
hi.	My pleasure.
let me just check on my boy.	Don't worry. He's in good hands.
it's like, you looked at my tape. you saw my picture. why did you call me in? you knew i was twenty-four.	What an asshole.
they were auditioning for the same role as you?	Wait... Wait... Listen... So, I check the time and place. I'm where I'm supposed to be. I call my agent... She says they asked for me specifically...
no... no... the worst was when i went in for this after-school special and i'm sitting in the waiting room with all these little kids. i see they're all signed in for the same role as me...	They were auditioning for the same role as you?
oh, are we late? there are no clocks in this town.	Well, no harm done. This is Lisa. I'm sorry, I never got your names...
hi, boys, we almost gave up on you.	Oh, are we late? There are no clocks in this town.
i believe it too. he really just wants her to be happy.	He is so sweet.
he's so sweet. he really said that?	I believe it too. He really just wants her to be happy.
...and she's with someone else.	The poor thing. I'll make some coffee.
the poor thing. six years?	...And she's with someone else.
oh my god.	Did you get it?
lisa works at the mgm grand...	I'm a "Dorothy".
always...	No matter what... like splitting aces.
what do you guys do?	I'm a comedian.
can i get you something else? i mean, you shouldn't leave without getting something for free.	No thanks. Why ruin a perfect night.
nah, i didn't really want it anyway. i just wanted to order it.	Can I get you something else? I mean, you shouldn't leave without getting something for free.
wait here, i'll get you that martini.	Nah, I didn't really want it anyway. I just wanted to order it.
could you believe it?	Wait here, I'll get you that martini.
a couple of high rollers like you?	Could you believe it?
do you have anything smaller?	Yes, but I'm afraid this table has a hundred-dollar-minimum bet. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at one of our lower stakes tables.
sure, that'll be fine.	Do you have anything smaller?
you want this in black chips.	Sure, that'll be fine.
huh?	You want this in black chips.
you're not allowed to hand me money, sir. you'll have to lay it on the table if you want me to change it.	Oh... right.
uh, i don't want to bet it all.	You're not allowed to hand me money, sir. You'll have to lay it on the table if you want me to change it.
you have to lay it on the table.	Uh, I don't want to bet it all.
sorry?	You have to lay it on the table.
on the table.	Sorry?
sorry, it's just that...	I understand.
sure, i guess. the phone's in the back.	Sorry, it's just that...
can i check my messages? i have a calling card.	Sure, I guess. The phone's in the back.
six years.	Can I check my messages? I have a calling card.
yeah, but how long was the relationship she was rebounding from?	Six years.
we were a rebound, and we lasted six years.	Yeah, but how long was the relationship she was rebounding from?
it's a rebound.	We were a rebound, and we lasted six years.
why not?	It's a rebound.
already? you poor thing. it won't last.	Why not?
i know, but she did. she's with someone else now...	Already? You poor thing. It won't last.
i'm sure she'll call. six years is a long time. you don't just break it off cleanly after six years.	I know, but she did. She's with someone else now...
actually, it's funny you... i'm actually, uh, between...	What do you do, Trent?
well, who represents you back east?	Actually, it's funny you... I'm actually, uh, between...
oh? you know about booking agents... i don't, uh, actually have a west coast agent as of yet...	Well, who represents you back east?
who's your booking agent?	Oh? You know about booking agents... I don't, uh, actually have a west coast agent as of yet...
there are different circuits... it's hard to explain... you wouldn't understand...	Who's your booking agent?
why not?	There are different circuits... it's hard to explain... you wouldn't understand...
well, i'm afraid it's not that easy...	Why not?
you should. a lot of comics play vegas.	Well, I'm afraid it's not that easy...
no...	You should. A lot of comics play Vegas.
do you ever perform out here? i'd love to see you.	No...
hi, lorraine. thanks for holding on.	Listen, Mike. You really didn't have to get off the line. I just wanted to ask you one thing. I know I shouldn't have called, I mean, my friends said I should wait two days... Oh God, I probably sound like such a schoolgirl... It's just that it's tonight only... I mean, it's Sinatra's birthday and they have this thing every year at "The Room". Do you know where that is? It's impossible to find if you've never been there. I don't understand why none of the clubs in Hollywood have signs. Anyway, I'm so bad at this, if you're not busy I thought you might...
you didn't have to get off the other line. i would've called you back.	That's okay. I wanted to talk to you.
hi. sorry about that.	You didn't have to get off the other line. I would've called you back.
i can call back...	No, no. Hold on.
yeah, hold on.	I can call back...
are you on the other line?	Yeah, hold on.
lorraine?	Are you on the other line?
hi, mike?	Lorraine?
hello?	Hi, Mike?
...well, it suits you...	...get the hell outta here already...
...the red piece of shit over there...	...well, it suits you...
...which one...?	...The red piece of shit over there...
...nah. i'm right across the street...	...Which one...?
can i give you a ride to your car...?	...Nah. I'm right across the street...
...home. it's getting late. yeah.	Can I give you a ride to your car...?
...it's really getting late.	...home. It's getting late. Yeah.
well, i should be getting...	...It's really getting late.
hey, at least it's not goofy.	Well, I should be getting...
good eye. not one club owner got it. they all ask me why i got donald duck on my card.	Hey, at least it's not Goofy.
yeah. nice touch. it's the logo from "you bet your life", right?	Good eye. Not one club owner got it. They all ask me why I got Donald Duck on my card.
why, you like the duck with the cigar?	Yeah. Nice touch. It's the logo from "You Bet Your Life", right?
neither is acting. not if you're serious about it.  can i have one of these?	Why, you like the duck with the cigar?
...yeah, but entertainment law isn't something you just jump into...	Neither is acting. Not if you're serious about it.  Can I have one of these?
didn't you tell me to be patient with my career?	...Yeah, but entertainment law isn't something you just jump into...
when i lived in new york they made it sound like they were giving out sit-coms to stand-ups at the airport. i got off the plane in l.a. six months ago and all i got to show for it is a tan.	Didn't you tell me to be patient with my career?
it's not going to well?	When I lived in New York they made it sound like they were giving out sit-coms to stand-ups at the airport. I got off the plane in L.A. six months ago and all I got to show for it is a tan.
if and when i get a real gig i'll call you.	It's not going to well?
i'll have to come see you sometime.	If and when I get a real gig I'll call you.
yeah. and an actor.	I'll have to come see you sometime.
you're a comedian?	Yeah. And an actor.
let me get a pen out of my car.  do you have something to write on?	You're a comedian?
that's not good enough. i want to make plans to see you.	Let me get a pen out of my car.  Do you have something to write on?
i'll be around.	That's not good enough. I want to make plans to see you.
i would love to see you again sometime.	I'll be around.
me too.	I would love to see you again sometime.
listen. i had a great time.	Me too.
well... this is it.	Listen. I had a great time.
you said there are advantages to being single. i want to know what the advantages are.	Well... You can talk to a beautiful woman at a bar without worrying if anyone's watching you.
i really want to catch up with you, but i've gotta take this call. they're holding. i'll talk with you when you get back in town. bye.	Goodbye. I lov...
i'm not home and going out of town tomorrow for a week. can't you talk for five more minutes?	I really want to catch up with you, but I've gotta take this call. They're holding. I'll talk with you when you get back in town. Bye.
yeah, uh, i don't think that's gonna be happening any time soon... listen, can i call you right back? i gotta take this call...	I'm not home and going out of town tomorrow for a week. Can't you talk for five more minutes?
i heard you might be moving back...	Yeah, uh, I don't think that's gonna be happening any time soon... Listen, can I call you right back? I gotta take this call...
hi.	I heard you might be moving back...
pierre... that's his name? pierre? is he french?	No, he's not... Listen I don't want to talk about him. That's a whole other headache. I called because I heard you might be moving back to Queens...
...yeah, with the baby in the tire. one time i started to cry right in front of pierre...	Pierre... That's his name? Pierre? Is he French?
...the michelin commercial...	...Yeah, with the baby in the tire. One time I started to cry right in front of Pierre...
i couldn't. do you know how hard it's been not to call you? i pick up the phone every night. whenever that commercial comes on...	...the Michelin commercial...
why didn't you call?	I couldn't. Do you know how hard it's been not to call you? I pick up the phone every night. Whenever that commercial comes on...
i miss you, mike.	Why didn't you call?
really?	I miss you, Mike.
it doesn't matter. i think about you every day.	Really?
i thought you met someone else.	It doesn't matter. I think about you every day.
you know, us.	I thought you met someone else.
what kind of things?	You know, us.
yeah.	What kind of things?
yeah?	Yeah.
good.  i think about things.	Yeah?
fine... i guess. you?	Good.  I think about things.
how are you doing?	Fine... I guess. You?
...six months.	How are you doing?
how's it going? it's been a while...	...Six months.
by the way, the guys back home said she put on some weight.	You always know the right thing to say.
sure.	By the way, the guys back home said she put on some weight.
wow.  you wanna grab a bite?	Sure.
...for the same reason you miss her. you lived with it so long.	Wow.  You wanna grab a bite?
you miss the pain?	...for the same reason you miss her. You lived with it so long.
sometimes is still hurts. you know how it is, man. i mean, each day you think about it less and less. and then one day you wake up and you don't think of it at all, and you almost miss that feeling. it's kinda weird. you miss the pain because it was part of your life for so long. and the, boom, something reminds you of her, and you just smile that bittersweet smile.	You miss the pain?
how did you get over it? i mean how long 'til it stopped hurting?	Sometimes is still hurts. You know how it is, man. I mean, each day you think about it less and less. And then one day you wake up and you don't think of it at all, and you almost miss that feeling. It's kinda weird. You miss the pain because it was part of your life for so long. And the, boom, something reminds you of her, and you just smile that bittersweet smile.
because you left, man. she's got her own world to deal with in new york. she was a sweet girl but fuck her. you gotta move on. you gotta let go of the past. the future is so beautiful. every day is so sunny out here. it's like manifest destiny man. i mean, we made it. what's past is prologue. that which does not kill us makes us stronger. all that shit. you'll get over it.	How did you get over it? I mean how long 'til it stopped hurting?
then why won't she call...?	Because you left, man. She's got her own world to deal with in New York. She was a sweet girl but fuck her. You gotta move on. You gotta let go of the past. The future is so beautiful. Every day is so sunny out here. It's like Manifest Destiny man. I mean, we made it. What's past is prologue. That which does not kill us makes us stronger. All that shit. You'll get over it.
that's your problem, man. you can't see what you've got, only what you've lost. those guys are right. you are "money".	Then why won't she call...?
i didn't make it...	That's your problem, man. You can't see what you've got, only what you've lost. Those guys are right. You are "money".
see, it's all how you look at it. if your life sucks, then mine is god awful. i mean, i moved out here partially because i saw how well you were doing. you got in the union, you got an agent. i thought if you could make it, maybe i could too...	I didn't make it...
they went for someone with more theme park experience. i woulda killed for that job.	See, it's all how you look at it. If your life sucks, then mine is God awful. I mean, I moved out here partially because I saw how well you were doing. You got in the union, you got an agent. I thought if you could make it, maybe I could too...
they turned you down?	They went for someone with more theme park experience. I woulda killed for that job.
at least you didn't get turned down for goofy...	They turned you down?
how am i doing well? i host an open mike and i played a fuckin' bus driver in a movie. big fuckin' deal. i'm with an agency that specializes in fuckin magicians. how good am i doing?	At least you didn't get turned down for Goofy...
well, you're doing so well...	How am I doing well? I host an open mike and I played a fuckin' bus driver in a movie. Big fuckin' deal. I'm with an agency that specializes in fuckin magicians. How good am I doing?
what's dumb about it?	Well, you're doing so well...
well, that's dumb.	What's dumb about it?
i think i'm gonna move back east.	Well, that's dumb.
she wasn't your type anyway.	I think I'm gonna move Back East.
i'm such an asshole.	She wasn't your type anyway.
oh boy.	I'm such an asshole.
uuuuugh!	Oh boy.
it's been two days. you should call that girl nikki...	Uuuuugh!
what's the point?	It's been two days. You should call that girl Nikki...
you want to talk about it?	What's the point?
don't sweat it. now i got an l.a. gun story. you should hear the way i tell to the guys back home. he had an uzi. mike half-smiles.	You want to talk about it?
sorry about what happened at the dresden. i had no idea...	Don't sweat it. Now I got an L.A. gun story. You should hear the way I tell to the guys back home. He had an Uzi. Mike half-smiles.
no. just o.j.	Sorry about what happened at the Dresden. I had no idea...
you haven't been drinking, have you?	No. Just O.J.
thanks, man.	No problem, buddy. You eat anything today?
i'm going in. will you be my wing- man?	I'll be your winger.
go for it, man.	I'm going in. Will you be my wing- man?
no, i just promised myself i'd give it a try. i gotta get out there sooner or later.	Go for it, man.
you're a better man than i am, charlie brown.	No, I just promised myself I'd give it a try. I gotta get out there sooner or later.
i got to at least try once.	You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown.
it's unbelievable.	I got to at least try once.
there are so many beautiful women here.	It's unbelievable.
him?	He's a mean dude. I've seen him smash a guy's face into the curb. He knocked out his teeth... blood... He was just like Boom, Boom, Boom... fuckin nasty shit, man. He's a nice guy though.
..."a boy named sue". i think that's why he's such a bad cat.	Him?
oh, like that song...	..."A Boy Named Sue". I think that's why he's such a bad cat.
sue. his dad was big johnny cash fan.	Oh, like that song...
what's that guy's name? sue?	Sue. His dad was big Johnny Cash fan.
...what's the big deal? everyone steals from everyone.	Well, let's hit that party.
i just tested for one...	...yeah, a month ago.
charles and me went to network on this pilot together.	I just tested for one...
ah, there's the rub...	There's the rub.
i can't wait till i actually get to touch one of them.	Ah, there's the rub...
wait till summer. i swear, you can't leave the house. it hurts. it physically hurts.	I can't wait till I actually get to touch one of them.
it's like, every day i see a beautiful woman. i'm not used to that. i'm used to seeing a beautiful woman, i don't know, once a week. i can't handle it.	Wait till summer. I swear, you can't leave the house. It hurts. It physically hurts.
i've been around here six months and i still can't get over it.	It's like, every day I see a beautiful woman. I'm not used to that. I'm used to seeing a beautiful woman, I don't know, once a week. I can't handle it.
darwinism at its best.	I've been around here six months and I still can't get over it.
i know. it's like the opposite of inbreeding. the hottest one percent from around the world migrate to this gene pool.	Darwinism at its best.
i can't get over how cute the girls in this city are.	I know. It's like the opposite of inbreeding. The hottest one percent from around the world migrate to this gene pool.
...a dewars on the rocks and a bud, please.	I can't get over how cute the girls in this city are.
bud.	...A Dewars on the rocks and a Bud, please.
i'll get a dewars rocks...	Bud.
classy.	I'll get a Dewars rocks...
kinda money, huh?	Classy.
...that's probably a more appropriate analogy.	Kinda money, huh?
sounds more like aids...	...That's probably a more appropriate analogy.
it's kinda like a speakeasy kind of thing. it's kinda cool. it's like you're in on some kind of secret. you tell a chick you've been some place, it's like bragging that you know how to find it. the only way you could know where a place is is if someone who knows brought you there. you have to have someone come before. there is a direct line connecting you back to the original, unequivocally cool, club patrons. it's kinda like judaism...	Sounds more like Aids...
that doesn't sound too good for business.	It's kinda like a speakeasy kind of thing. It's kinda cool. It's like you're in on some kind of secret. You tell a chick you've been some place, it's like bragging that you know how to find it. The only way you could know where a place is is if someone who knows brought you there. You have to have someone come before. There is a direct line connecting you back to the original, unequivocally cool, club patrons. It's kinda like Judaism...
it's one of these. for some reason, cool bars in l.a. have to be very hard to find and have no signs out front.	That doesn't sound too good for business.
oh.  where is this place?	It's one of these. For some reason, cool bars in L.A. have to be very hard to find and have no signs out front.
to get a drink before we meet the guys for a bite at eleven.	Oh.  Where is this place?
so, if the party starts at eight, why are we first going to a bar at ten?	To get a drink before we meet the guys for a bite at eleven.
an eight.	Looks like we're in a dead heat after one hole. This is turning into quite a rivalry.
what'd you get?	An eight.
i'll give you an eight.	What'd you get?
i don't know. eight or nine.	I'll give you an eight.
how many strokes?	I don't know. Eight or Nine.
what do you have? a pluto call back?	Sure. Kick me when I'm down.
i shouldn't, mike, it's a weeknight.	What do you have? A Pluto call back?
you want to hit the town tonight?	I shouldn't, Mike, it's a weeknight.
i do. good for you, man.	I've decided to get out there.  Go ahead. Play it out.
the only reason i mentioned her at all is to say that i'm not going to talk about her anymore. i thought you'd appreciate that.	I do. Good for you, man.
well, until now. tend the pin.	The only reason I mentioned her at all is to say that I'm not going to talk about her anymore. I thought you'd appreciate that.
i didn't mention her once today.	Well, until now. Tend the pin.
oh no?	I didn't mention her once today.
i don't talk about her that much.	Oh no?
kinda.	I don't talk about her that much.
what? like, you didn't want to jinx it?	Kinda.
i don't know. it's like not talking to a pitcher in the midst of a no hitter.	What? Like, you didn't want to jinx it?
why?	I don't know. It's like not talking to a pitcher in the midst of a no hitter.
i didn't want to say anything.	Why?
haven't you noticed i didn't mention michelle once today?	I didn't want to say anything.
it's like "hi, mom. i'm not going to be starring in that sitcom and, oh by the way, i'm goofy. send more money."	Haven't you noticed I didn't mention Michelle once today?
you tested over a month ago. i'm sure they figured it out by now.	It's like "Hi, Mom. I'm not going to be starring in that sitcom and, oh by the way, I'm Goofy. Send more money."
do you realize how hard it's going to be to tell my parents? i still haven't told them i didn't get the pilot.	You tested over a month ago. I'm sure they figured it out by now.
what do you want? you're tall.	Do you realize how hard it's going to be to tell my parents? I still haven't told them I didn't get the pilot.
there's just something about being "goofy". any other disney character would be fine. there's just this stigma associated with the character.	What do you want? You're tall.
look, there's not much of a call for shakespeare in this town.	There's just something about being "Goofy". Any other Disney character would be fine. There's just this stigma associated with the character.
it's definitely a step back for me.	Look, there's not much of a call for Shakespeare in this town.
you're an actor. find the zen in the role.	It's definitely a step back for me.
i mean, i need the money.	You're an actor. Find the Zen in the role.
it's a gig.	I mean, I need the money.
i don't think i'm gonna take it.	It's a gig.
rob, i just want you to know, you're the only one i can talk to about her.	Thanks. Thanks, man.
no problem.	Rob, I just want you to know, you're the only one I can talk to about her.
...it's just that you've been there. your advice really helps.	No problem.
hey man, don't sweat it.	...It's just that you've been there. Your advice really helps.
thanks, man. sorry we always talk about the same thing all the time...	Hey man, don't sweat it.
there's the rub.	Thanks, man. Sorry we always talk about the same thing all the time...
there's the rub.	There's the rub.
ah, see, that's the thing. somehow they don't come back until you really don't care anymore.	There's the rub.
unless she comes back first.	Ah, see, that's the thing. Somehow they don't come back until you really don't care anymore.
i mean first you'll pretend not to care, not call -- whatever, and then, eventually, you really won't care.	Unless she comes back first.
right... wait, what do you mean?	I mean first you'll pretend not to care, not call -- whatever, and then, eventually, you really won't care.
right... or more likely the opposite.	Right... Wait, what do you mean?
so it's almost a retroactive decision. so i could, like, let's say, forget about her and when she comes back make like i just pretended to forget about her.	Right... or more likely the opposite.
it sucks.	So it's almost a retroactive decision. So I could, like, let's say, forget about her and when she comes back make like I just pretended to forget about her.
well that sucks.	It sucks.
right.	Well that sucks.
so the only difference is if i forget about her or pretend to forget about her.	Right.
the only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. see, you can't do anything to make her want to come back. you can only do things to make her not want to come back.	So the only difference is if I forget about her or pretend to forget about her.
so what's the difference?	The only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. See, you can't do anything to make her want to come back. You can only do things to make her not want to come back.
right.	So what's the difference?
so i don't call either way.	Right.
right.	So I don't call either way.
but you said i shouldn't call if i wanted to give up on her.	Right.
you don't call.	But you said I shouldn't call if I wanted to give up on her.
and what if i don't want to give up on her?	You don't call.
good for you, man. he's being smart.	She's really special, guys.
thanks, man.  i've been hating myself for the last two days.	Believe me, I know what that's like.  Yo, Double Down! What time are we leaving?
don't sweat it, man. i needed a kick in the ass. we're better friends for it.	Thanks, man.  I've been hating myself for the last two days.
but most important, man, i'm sorry about what i said. i was drunk... my adrenaline was going...	Don't sweat it, man. I needed a kick in the ass. We're better friends for it.
we ran into them that night at roscoe's. tee cleared it up, i apologized, bought them some chicken and waffles. they fuckin love tee. that boy can talk.	But most important, man, I'm sorry about what I said. I was drunk... My adrenaline was going...
what are they doing here?	We ran into them that night at Roscoe's. Tee cleared it up, I apologized, bought them some chicken and waffles. They fuckin love Tee. That boy can talk.
i'm so sorry, man. you were so right. i got rid of the gun	What are they doing here?
...it was six months, and she didn't dump...	...Whatever. You're like a whining little woman. Big deal. You got a fuckin' number. Whoopee! You'll fuck it up...
what about you, mikey? at least i got balls. you're always whining about some bitch who dumped you a year ago...	...It was six months, and she didn't dump...
you live in such a fantasy world...	What about you, Mikey? At least I got balls. You're always whining about some bitch who dumped you a year ago...
yeah. here it's easier to avoid trouble. it's not like you like in compton where bullets are whizzing by your head every day. nobody's mugging you on no subway. in new york the trouble finds you. out here you gotta go look for it...	...People get carjacked...
you asshole. why are you carrying a gun? what? in case someone steps to you, snoop dogg?	Hey, man, you're not from here. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A...
he's a bitch. he ain't gonna do nothing.	You asshole.
she was cute.	She didn't like me... I made a fool of myself...
big butt... you know, can't fly coach.	I can't believe you.
not well.	Rejected?
how's it going for you two?	Not well.
who threw this party, anyway?	Damned if I know...
...how can you compare them? tarantino totally bites everything from scorsese...	...He's derivative...
what's he do?	He's trying to be an actor.
...which means no one will get there 'til ten.	So, what? Eleven?
pause it.	Give me the money. I'll get it.
make someone bleed.	No, man, we're in the play-offs.
it's kinda money, actually.	Make someone bleed.
you should play another team. the kings are bitches in this game.	Hey, man. I took the Kings to the Cup.
you little bitch!	Hey Sue. Gretsky's on his ass again.
don't call me ever again.	Wow, I guess you were home...
nikki! great! did you just walk in, or were you listening all along?	Don't call me ever again.
mike?	Nikki! Great! Did you just walk in, or were you listening all along?
hi, nikki. mike. i don't think this is working out. i think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. it's not you, really. it's me. it's only been six months...	Mike?
hi. this is nikki. leave a message.	Hi, Nikki. Mike. I don't think this is working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, really. It's me. It's only been six months...
hi, nikki. this is mike again. could you just call me when you get in? i'll be up for awhile, and i'd just rather talk to you in person instead of trying to squeeze it all...	Hi. This is Nikki. Leave a message.
hi. this is nikki. leave a message.	Hi, Nikki. This is Mike again. Could you just call me when you get in? I'll be up for awhile, and I'd just rather talk to you in person instead of trying to squeeze it all...
i just got out of a six-year relationship. okay? that should help to explain why i'm acting so weird. it's not you. it's me. i just wanted to say that. sorry.  this is mike.	Hi. This is Nikki. Leave a message.
hi. this is nikki. leaves a message.	I just got out of a six-year relationship. Okay? That should help to explain why I'm acting so weird. It's not you. It's me. I just wanted to say that. Sorry.  This is Mike.
213-555-4679. that's all. i just wanted to leave my number. i don't want you to think i'm weird, or desperate or something...  ...i mean, you know, we should just hang out. that's it. no expectations. just, you know, hang out. bye.	Hi. This is Nikki. Leaves a message.
hi. this is nikki. leave a message.	213-555-4679. That's all. I just wanted to leave my number. I don't want you to think I'm weird, or desperate or something...  ...I mean, you know, we should just hang out. That's it. No expectations. Just, you know, hang out. Bye.
hi, nikki. this is mike, again. i just called because it sounded like your machine might've cut me off before i gave you my number, and also to say sorry for calling so late, but you were still there when i left the dresden, so i knew i'd get your machine. anyway, my number is...	Hi. This is Nikki. Leave a message.
hi. this is nikki. leave a message.	Hi, Nikki. This is Mike, again. I just called because it sounded like your machine might've cut me off before I gave you my number, and also to say sorry for calling so late, but you were still there when I left the Dresden, so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyway, my number is...
hi, nikki. this is mike. i met you tonight at the dresden. i, uh, just called to say i, uh, i'm really glad we met and you should give me a call. so call me tomorrow, or, like, in two days, whatever. my number is 213- 555-4679...	Hi. This is Nikki. Leave a message.
hi. this is nikki. leave a message.	Hi, Nikki. This is Mike. I met you tonight at the Dresden. I, uh, just called to say I, uh, I'm really glad we met and you should give me a call. So call me tomorrow, or, like, in two days, whatever. My number is 213- 555-4679...
excuse me. we're in a bit of a hurry.	Hang on, Voltaire.
that's right.	I'll have "pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment".
coffee...  two coffees. it says "breakfast any time", right?	That's right.
are you ready to order?	Coffee...  Two coffees. It says "Breakfast Any Time", right?
there you two are. i walked around for an hour with that stupid martini on my tray.	Sorry. We got knocked out pretty quickly.
guys... guys... i got it under control.	Oh. He's got it under control...
don't give me that! she liked you, man.	I know she liked me. I mean, it's not like I wanted to do anything with her tonight.
it's not like that...	Don't give me that! She liked you, man.
i took a ballroom class with michelle. i never danced with anyone but her, til tonight. that lorraine chick is good.	You were good. Did you see how she was vibing you?
you were off your ass back there! where the hell did you learn to do all that twirly whirly shit?	I took a ballroom class with Michelle. I never danced with anyone but her, til tonight. That Lorraine chick is good.
what the fuck..?	What an asshole. Didn't you see "Boys in the Hood"? Now one of us is gonna get shot.
so, two days?	Yeah. I guess you could call it that.
tomorrow?	No...
a day.	Tomorrow?
how long do i wait to call?	A day.
you're not just, like, fucking with me?	No, baby!
please, don't mess with me right now...	We're not messing with you...
what a surprise.	What's wrong? I saw you talking to that beautiful blonde baby.
we got the digits, baby.	What a surprise.
she didn't see.	That doesn't matter.
you asked her for her number, and then you tore it up.	She didn't see.
why, baby? what'd i do wrong?	You asked her for her number, and then you tore it up.
i don't know. it was kind of a dick move if you ask me.	Why, baby? What'd I do wrong?
was i money?	I don't know. It was kind of a dick move if you ask me.
i'm sorry.	Don't sweat it, baby. This one's a lay-up.
you looked right at her, baby.	She didn't notice.
what?	You looked right at her, baby.
what are you doing?	What?
which one?	Minnie Pearl.
it's on.	Which one?
how you guys doing?	It's on.
...maybe. i mean you gotta hide all the lights...	...It looked money.
...the copa, in new york...	...through the kitchen...
yeah. you met him once.	Yeah. He's a "rounder".
who? rob?	Yeah. You met him once.
what time's this party tonight?	It starts at eight...
you guys are such assholes.	Aww... He got away?
no.	Yeah.
no. doesn't that suck?	What? That was the best part of the old game.
this version doesn't have fighting?	No. Doesn't that suck?
i wish the game still had fights so i could bitch-slap wayne.	This version doesn't have fighting?
i hear she's getting real fat.	Baby, she's the one who should be thinking about you. Sounds to me like you cut loose some dead weight. Trust me, Mikey, you're better off.
please. and you're sweating him? you're "all that" and you're sweating some lawn jockey?	I hear she's getting real fat.
i hear he drives a carriage around central park or something.	Please. And you're sweating him? You're "all that" and you're sweating some lawn jockey?
what?!?	I hear he drives a carriage around Central Park or something.
he drives a carriage.	What?!?
see? and what does this guy she's with do?	He drives a carriage.
selling scrap metal.	See? And what does this guy she's with do?
...whatever. it's work. you're doing what you love. what's she doing?	Selling scrap metal.
...a day...	...Whatever. It's work. You're doing what you love. What's she doing?
you just sat around drinking orange juice. now look at you. look how far you've come in just a few months. you got that part in that movie...	...a day...
don't remind me.	You just sat around drinking orange juice. Now look at you. Look how far you've come in just a few months. You got that part in that movie...
why? so you can beat yourself up? sitting around in that stuffy apartment. it's just plain bad for you, man. it's depressing. you've come so far. remember the first week? after she told you? you couldn't even eat.	Don't remind me.
i just need some time...	Why? So you can beat yourself up? Sitting around in that stuffy apartment. It's just plain bad for you, man. It's depressing. You've come so far. Remember the first week? After she told you? You couldn't even eat.
that's just plain silly. your self- esteem is just low because she's with someone else. but thinking about it and talking about it all the time is bad. it's no good, man. you gotta get out there. the ladies want to love you, baby.	I just need some time...
i was younger... it was college. you didn't go to college, you don't know what it's like. you screw chicks you have no business being with. they're young, they don't know any better.	That's just plain silly. Your self- esteem is just low because she's with someone else. But thinking about it and talking about it all the time is bad. It's no good, man. You gotta get out there. The ladies want to love you, baby.
how?	I was younger... It was college. You didn't go to college, you don't know what it's like. You screw chicks you have no business being with. They're young, they don't know any better.
that was different.	How?
michelle went for you, right.	That was different.
tee, girls don't go for me the way they go for you.	Michelle went for you, right.
baby, you're so money you don't even know it.	Tee, girls don't go for me the way they go for you.
i just don't think she liked me in that way.	Baby, you're so money you don't even know it.
baby, you take yourself out of the game. you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course it's gonna be on the friend tip.	I just don't think she liked me in that way.
yeah, a good friend.	Baby, you take yourself out of the game. You start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream, of course it's gonna be on the friend tip.
i heard them talking. they both thought you were money.	Yeah, a good friend.
i don't think so.	I heard them talking. They both thought you were money.
she thought you were money.	I don't think so.
she didn't like me, anyway.	She thought you were money.
no, baby. you're money.	She didn't like me, anyway.
i don't know. the whole judy garland thing kind of turned me on. does that makes me some kind of fag?	No, baby. You're money.
she really didn't do it for me, baby. how'd you like dorothy?	I don't know. The whole Judy Garland thing kind of turned me on. Does that makes me some kind of fag?
she was hot.	She really didn't do it for me, baby. How'd you like Dorothy?
i didn't even like her, to be honest.	She was hot.
christy was nice...	I didn't even like her, to be honest.
don't worry about me, baby. i just wanted you to have a good time.	Christy was nice...
sorry about interrupting...	Don't worry about me, baby. I just wanted you to have a good time.
you didn't have to get into it, baby.	Sorry about interrupting...
she asked me what i was thinking about? what should i have done? lie?	You didn't have to get into it, baby.
please, tee. i have to use the phone. sorry, man.	Hold on.
baby, you'll check them tomorrow.	Please, Tee. I have to use the phone. Sorry, man.
i gotta use the phone.	Baby, you'll check them tomorrow.
what?	I gotta use the phone.
no, man. i need to use the phone.	What?
right?... that i nailed it... whatever. then he says it's just that i'm a little old. i'm like "how old is the brother?". he's like, he says this with a straight face, i swear to god, he says "eleven."	So, what'd you say to him? "Double down."?
...so give me the fuckin part...	Right?... that I nailed it... Whatever. Then he says it's just that I'm a little old. I'm like "How old is the Brother?". He's like, he says this with a straight face, I swear to God, he says "Eleven."
no! not the camera guy!	I'm telling you!
wait...  she's crying. i finish. i hold up my finger like "wait a second". they sit in silence for, like, at least five minutes. i look up and they all start clapping, and now they're all crying. even the camera guy.	No! Not the camera guy!
no!	Yes!
wait... wait... just "brother". so i go in. "hello... hi... we loved your guest spot on baywatch... blah blah blah..." whatever. so, i start to read, and, mikey, i was money. i prepared for a week. it's a starring role. i'm crying... the casting director, she starts crying...	No!
"big brother", "little brother"?	Wait... Wait... Just "Brother". So I go in. "Hello... Hi... We loved your guest spot on Baywatch... blah blah blah..." Whatever. So, I start to read, and, Mikey, I was money. I prepared for a week. It's a starring role. I'm crying... The casting director, she starts crying...
oh... "i love you... i can't believe you're doing this... drugs are bad..." whatever. after-school bullshit. the role is brother.	"Big Brother", "Little Brother"?
what was the part?	Oh... "I love you... I can't believe you're doing this... Drugs are bad..." Whatever. After-School bullshit. The role is Brother.
oh... a dorothy.	Well... we're not in Kansas anymore.
whatever.	Hello, Lisa. I'm Trent. What a lovely makeup job.
i'm mike...  and this is my friend "doubledown trent".	Stop.  Ladies, don't you double down on an eleven?
we didn't do so bad after all.	Baby, we're money.
baby, relax. it's just down the hall. she's gotta change... we'll be fine.	We didn't do so bad after all.
i hope so.  we gotta go soon.	Baby, relax. It's just down the hall. She's gotta change... we'll be fine.
you did fine. don't sweat her. we're meeting our honeys soon. you know christy's friend is going to be money.	I hope so.  We gotta go soon.
...it's just, i thought "renaissance" was too excaliber, it's the wrong casino. she would've gotten it, though...	You did fine. Don't sweat her. We're meeting our honeys soon. You know Christy's friend is going to be money.
...baby...	...It's just, I thought "Renaissance" was too Excaliber, it's the wrong casino. She would've gotten it, though...
"age of enlightenment". shit. like some waitress in a las vegas coffee shop is going to get an obscure french philosophical reference. how demeaning. i may as well have just said "let me jump your ignorant bones."...	...Baby...
baby, you did fine.	"Age of Enlightenment". Shit. Like some waitress in a Las Vegas coffee shop is going to get an obscure French philosophical reference. How demeaning. I may as well have just said "Let me jump your ignorant bones."...
i should've said renaissance, right? it went over her head.	Baby, you did fine.
nice, baby.	I should've said Renaissance, right? It went over her head.
i'm just trying to be a gentleman, show some respect...	Respect, my ass. They respect honesty. You see how they dress when they go out? They want to be noticed. You're just showing them it's working. You gotta get off this respect kick, baby. There ain't nothing wrong with letting them now that you're money and that you want to party.
they know what you want, believe me. pretending is just a waste of time. you're gonna take them there eventually anyway. don't apologize for it.	I'm just trying to be a gentleman, show some respect...
i know. i know.	They know what you want, believe me. Pretending is just a waste of time. You're gonna take them there eventually anyway. Don't apologize for it.
that's what i'm telling you, baby. the babies love that stuff. they don't want all that sensitive shit. you start talking to them about puppy dogs and ice cream. they know what you want. what do you think? you think they don't?	I know. I know.
that was so fuckin' money. it was like that "jedi mind" shit.	That's what I'm telling you, baby. The babies love that stuff. They don't want all that sensitive shit. You start talking to them about puppy dogs and ice cream. They know what you want. What do you think? You think they don't?
...and then i'm struggling to impress some chick who's not half as classy as my girlfriend, who i'm not even really attracted to...	Oh fuck that. You don't have to try and impress anyone. You think I give a shit? You think I sweat that skanky whore waitress...
...gotta...	...and then I'm struggling to impress some chick who's not half as classy as my girlfriend, who I'm not even really attracted to...
it's just tough, after sleeping with someone you love for so long, to be with someone new... who doesn't know what i like... and you gotta wear a jimmy...	...gotta...
you can't think like that, baby. it's hard, i know. i've been there. not for six years, but i know. you just gotta get back out there.	It's just tough, after sleeping with someone you love for so long, to be with someone new... who doesn't know what I like... and you gotta wear a jimmy...
it's just that i've been out of the game so long. trent, i was with her for six years. that's before aids. i'm scared. i don't know how to talk to them, i don't know...	You can't think like that, baby. It's hard, I know. I've been there. Not for six years, but I know. You just gotta get back out there.
it's not. you're money. any of these ladies would be lucky to pull a cat like you.	It's just that I've been out of the game so long. Trent, I was with her for six years. That's before AIDS. I'm scared. I don't know how to talk to them, I don't know...
that's bullshit.	It's not. You're money. Any of these ladies would be lucky to pull a cat like you.
you gotta get that girl out of your head. it's time to move on. you're a stylish, successful, good looking cat. the ladies want to love you, you just gotta let them.	That's bullshit.
i don't know...	You gotta get that girl out of your head. It's time to move on. You're a stylish, successful, good looking cat. The ladies want to love you, you just gotta let them.
whatever. we'll see. daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend. we'll both get one. i don't care if i'm with her or one of her beautiful baby friends.	I don't know...
she likes you.	Whatever. We'll see. Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend. We'll both get one. I don't care if I'm with her or one of her beautiful baby friends.
baby, this is what we came for. we met a beautiful baby and she likes you.	She likes you.
i'm too tired for this. let's just go.	Baby, this is what we came for. We met a beautiful baby and she likes you.
you gotta give tee one thing. he's good with the ladies.	I'm too tired for this. Let's just go.
you think so?	You gotta give Tee one thing. He's good with the ladies.
baby, did you hear her? "you shouldn't leave without getting something for free." she wants to party, baby.	You think so?
i don't think so.	Baby, did you hear her? "You shouldn't leave without getting something for free." She wants to party, baby.
i know she's coming back.	I don't think so.
what are you, nuts? you think she's coming back?	I know she's coming back.
leave? the honey-baby's bringing us some cocktails.	What are you, nuts? You think she's coming back?
let's go. i'm not paying for a room, and if we don't leave now we'll never make it.	Leave? The honey-baby's bringing us some cocktails.
she was smiling at how money i am, baby.	Let's go. I'm not paying for a room, and if we don't leave now we'll never make it.
she was smiling at what an asshole you are.	She was smiling at how money I am, baby.
did she, or did she not smile.	She was smiling at what an asshole you are.
i can't believe what an asshole you are.	Did she, or did she not smile.
she smiled, baby.	I can't believe what an asshole you are.
that was so demeaning...	She smiled, baby.
that was money. tell me that wasn't money.	That was so demeaning...
what an asshole.	That was money. Tell me that wasn't money.
what an asshole.	Okay, Tee's the asshole, but Mikey's the big winner.
mikey's the big winner.	What an asshole.
who's the big winner?	Mikey's the big winner.
let's go.	Who's the big winner?
baby, you're money. you're the big winner.	Let's go.
let's just leave.	Baby, you're money. You're the big winner.
baby, don't talk like that, baby.	Let's just leave.
you won. there's nothing to be sorry about. you're a winner. i'm the fuckin loser. i should be sorry.	Baby, don't talk like that, baby.
twenty... but i was down at least fifty. i'm sorry, i got hot at the crap table.	You won. There's nothing to be sorry about. You're a winner. I'm the fuckin loser. I should be sorry.
don't give me that shit. you know exactly how much you lost. what'd you drop?	Twenty... but I was down at least fifty. I'm sorry, I got hot at the crap table.
i don't know, what? thirty, forty maybe.	Don't give me that shit. You know exactly how much you lost. What'd you drop?
yea, how much?	I don't know, what? Thirty, Forty maybe.
hey, man, i'm down too, you know.	Yea, how much?
thanks for clarifying that.	Hey, man, I'm down too, you know.
...well, you know, not counting the first table.	Thanks for clarifying that.
always.	But I lost! How can you say always?!?
i'm just saying, not in this particular case.	Always.
always, baby.	I'm just saying, not in this particular case.
yeah? well obviously not always!	Always, baby.
i'm telling you, baby, you always double down on an eleven.	Yeah? Well obviously not always!
...but that's two hundred dollars. this is blood money...	If we don't look like we know what we're doing, then we may as well...
you gotta do it.	...but that's two hundred dollars. This is blood money...
i know, but...	You gotta do it.
double down, baby. you gotta double down on an eleven.	I know, but...
what?!?	Double down, baby. You gotta double down on an eleven.
double down.	What?!?
you think they're watching?	Oh, they're watching all right. They're watching.
that's where we make our scene.	You think they're watching?
well, you look money, baby. we both look money.	That's where we make our scene.
the trick is to look like you don't need it, then they give you shit for free.	Well, you look money, baby. We both look money.
who's fucking around? i'm not making fun. let's do it, baby.	The trick is to look like you don't need it, then they give you shit for free.
don't make fun, i think we can get some free shit if we don't fuck around.	Who's fucking around? I'm not making fun. Let's do it, baby.
what? you think she's gonna tell her pit-boss on us?	Don't make fun, I think we can get some free shit if we don't fuck around.
first let's see what happens if we play it cool.	What? You think she's gonna tell her pit-boss on us?
we're gonna get laid, baby.	First let's see what happens if we play it cool.
you're gonna screw up our plan.	We're gonna get laid, baby.
i'm telling you, they love that shit.	You're gonna screw up our plan.
it doesn't matter...	I'm telling you, they love that shit.
did she, or did she not smile?	It doesn't matter...
that's not cool.	Did she, or did she not smile?
she smiled baby.	That's not cool.
cut that shit out.	She smiled baby.
tee, the beautiful babies don't work wednesdays midnight to six. this is the skank shift.	What are you talking about? Look at all the honeys.
baby, there are beautiful babies here.	Tee, the beautiful babies don't work Wednesdays midnight to six. This is the skank shift.
they're all skanks.	Baby, there are beautiful babies here.
that's new york, baby. you should know that. look at the waitresses. i'm gonna get me a peg-leg baby.	They're all skanks.
this place is dead. i thought this was the city that never sleeps.	That's New York, baby. You should know that. Look at the waitresses. I'm gonna get me a peg-leg baby.
you gotta love the pirates, baby. the pirates are money.	This place is dead. I thought this was the city that never sleeps.
this is fuckin' post-pubescent disneyland.	You gotta love the pirates, baby. The pirates are money.
this is the hot new place, besides, you love pirates. tell me mikey doesn't love pirates.	This is fuckin' post-pubescent Disneyland.
pirates of the fucking caribbean.	This is the hot new place, besides, you love pirates. Tell me Mikey doesn't love pirates.
whu?	Look at it, baby. Vegas, baby!
wake up, baby.	Whu?
vegas.	Wake up, baby.
vegas.	Vegas.
vegas!	Vegas.
vegas, baby!	Vegas!
vegas!	Vegas, baby!
baby, we're gonna be up by five hundy by midnight. vegas, baby!	Vegas!
vegas! you think we'll get there by midnight?	Baby, we're gonna be up by five hundy by midnight. Vegas, baby!
i know. daddy's gonna get the rainman suite. vegas, baby. we're going to vegas!	Vegas! You think we'll get there by midnight?
i'm serious. this is how you do it. i'm telling you.	I know. Daddy's gonna get the Rainman suite. Vegas, baby. We're going to Vegas!
i'm cool, baby. they're gonna give daddy a room, some breakfast, maybe bennett's singing.	I'm serious. This is how you do it. I'm telling you.
i took out three hundred, but i'm only gonna bet with one. i figure if we buy a lot of chips, the pit boss will see and they'll comp us all sorts of shit, then we trade back the chips at the end of the night. you gotta be cool though.	I'm cool, baby. They're gonna give Daddy a room, some breakfast, maybe Bennett's singing.
be downstairs. you're beautiful.	I took out three hundred, but I'm only gonna bet with one. I figure if we buy a lot of chips, the pit boss will see and they'll comp us all sorts of shit, then we trade back the chips at the end of the night. You gotta be cool though.
wear a suit, i'm telling you it works.	Be downstairs. You're beautiful.
okay bugsy. twenty minutes.	Wear a suit, I'm telling you it works.
no, seriously, if you're dressed nice and you act like you gamble a lot, they give you free shit.	Okay Bugsy. Twenty minutes.
oh... now mikey wants to be a high roller.	No, seriously, if you're dressed nice and you act like you gamble a lot, they give you free shit.
what are you wearing? i mean, we should wear suits.	Oh... Now Mikey wants to be a high roller.
what?	What are you wearing? I mean, we should wear suits.
wait.	What?
just bring your card. half an hour.	Wait.
i can't lose more than a hundred.	Just bring your card. Half an hour.
shut up -- yes you are. now listen to tee. we'll stop at a cash machine on the way.	I can't lose more than a hundred.
i'm not going to vegas.	Shut up -- yes you are. Now listen to Tee. We'll stop at a cash machine on the way.
i'll pick you up in a half an hour.	I'm not going to Vegas.
you're crazy.	I'll pick you up in a half an hour.
tonight, baby.	You're crazy.
when?	Tonight, baby.
we're going to vegas.	When?
what vegas?	We're going to Vegas.
vegas.	What Vegas?
what are you talking about? vegas?	VEGAS.
you got it bad, baby. you need vegas.	What are you talking about? Vegas?
we're gonna spend half the night driving around the hills looking for this party and then leaving cause it sucks, then we're gonna look for this other party you heard about. but, trent, all the parties and bars, they all suck. i spend half the night trying to talk to some girl who's eyes are darting around to see if there's someone else she should be talking to. and it's like i'm supposed to be all happy cause she's wearing a backpack. half of them are nasty skanks who wouldn't be shit if they weren't surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. i'm not gonna be one of those assholes. it's fucking depressing. some skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is is gonna front me? it makes me want to puke.	You got it bad, baby. You need Vegas.
i don't know, i don't know -- listen to you. we're gonna have fun tonight. we gotta get you out of that stuffy apartment.	We're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this party and then leaving cause it sucks, then we're gonna look for this other party you heard about. But, Trent, all the parties and bars, they all suck. I spend half the night trying to talk to some girl who's eyes are darting around to see if there's someone else she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy cause she's wearing a backpack. Half of them are nasty skanks who wouldn't be shit if they weren't surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. It's fucking depressing. Some skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is is gonna front me? It makes me want to puke.
i don't know...	I don't know, I don't know -- listen to you. We're gonna have fun tonight. We gotta get you out of that stuffy apartment.
listen to you. i got an audition for a pilot at nine and i'm going. you gotta get out with some beautiful babies. you can't sit home thinking about her.	I don't know...
trent, i don't feel like going out tonight. i got shit to do tomorrow...	Listen to you. I got an audition for a pilot at nine and I'm going. You gotta get out with some beautiful babies. You can't sit home thinking about her.
listen to me, baby, there are going to be beautiful babies there.	Trent, I don't feel like going out tonight. I got shit to do tomorrow...
i don't know...	Listen to me, baby, there are going to be beautiful babies there.
that was sue. we got two parties tonight. one's for a modeling agency.	I don't know...
s'up trent?	Lemme get off the other line, baby.
hello?	S'up Trent?
...well, then, i guess we don't have to worry about him anymore.	Our little baby's growing up...
...okay, two...	...just be smart about it.
you don't have to wait three days...	...Okay, two...
i'm telling you. wait three days...	You don't have to wait three days...
be smart about it.	I'm telling you. Wait three days...
the bear's got his claws back.	Be smart about it.
yeah. you probably coulda hit that tonight if you didn't have to drive us home.	...Definitely...
sorry man.	Yeah. You probably coulda hit that tonight if you didn't have to drive us home.
it is on.	...it is so on.
it's on.	...it's definitely on.
it's on...	...it's on.
i know for a fact you haven't, because you never shut up about it. you're like a little whiney bitch...	Sue!
...shut up, sue...	I know for a fact you haven't, because you never shut up about it. You're like a little whiney bitch...
have you gotten laid once since you moved here? did you fuck once?	...Shut up, Sue...
...sue...	Have you gotten laid once since you moved here? Did you fuck once?
listen. just because i was the only one with the balls to stand up to them...	...Oh yeah, like "Cypress Hill" was gonna do anything...
...oh, who would jack your fuckin k- car? he's right, sue. you don't need no gat.	Listen. Just because I was the only one with the balls to stand up to them...
...anaheim...	...Whatever. Things are different here. It's not like New York, Mikey.
you dick.	What'd you want me to do? Back down? He called me a bitch. We kept our rep.
laugh all you want, but if you call to soon you can scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.	Don't listen to him. You call whenever it feels right to you.
...yeah. but two's enough not to look anxious...	Yeah, but three days is kinda the money...
...i used to wait two days. now everyone waits two days. three days is kinda money now, don't you think?	...Yeah. But two's enough not to look anxious...
definitely. two days. that's the industry standard...	...I used to wait two days. Now everyone waits two days. Three days is kinda money now, don't you think?
...tomorrow, then a day.	...Yeah.
you're money.	Now when you talk to her, I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie that everyone's pulling for. I want you to be the guy in the rated R movie who you're not sure if you like.
now go over there and get those digits.	You're money.
...you're so fuckin mmmoney.	Now go over there and get those digits.
...you're money...	...you're so fuckin mmmoney.
...honestly...	...you're money...
...and fangs... and you're like "i don't know what to do. how do i kill this bunny?"...	...you're like a big bear.
...and you got big claws and fangs...	...and fangs... and you're like "I don't know what to do. How do I kill this bunny?"...
...yeah. you're just gently batting it around... and the rabbit's all scared...	...and you got big claws and fangs...
...you're just poking at it...	...Yeah. You're just gently batting it around... and the rabbit's all scared...
...and you're just looking at your claws like "how do i kill this bunny?"...	...You're just poking at it...
...shivering...	...And you're just looking at your claws like "How do I kill this bunny?"...
...and teeth... and she's like this little bunny cowering in the corner...	...shivering...
...and big fuckin' teeth...	...and teeth... And she's like this little bunny cowering in the corner...
you're like this big bear with claws and fangs...	...and big fuckin' teeth...
...we're not...	You're like this big bear with claws and fangs...
you are so money, and you don't even know it...	That's what I keep trying to tell him.  You're so money, you don't even know...
baby, don't talk that way, baby...	You are so money, and you don't even know it...
...but it's worth the risk. true or false: it's worth the risk.	True.
...double diamond...	...but it's worth the risk. True or false: It's worth the risk.
baby, i know it is. it's a black diamond trail...	...double diamond...
you think?	Baby, I know it is. It's a black diamond trail...
it's on.	You think?
that was pretty cold, dude.	What was cold about it?
yes she did.	Damn. Now I gotta go in early.
no! she's not looking at you. she hasn't looked at you once. will you stop asking if... wait, she just looked.	See, baby?
is she looking now?	No! She's not looking at you. She hasn't looked at you once. Will you stop asking if... Wait, she just looked.
no.	Is she looking now?
now?	No.
no.	Now?
is she looking at me, baby?	No.
oh, it's on, baby...	...It's on.
what a surprise...	...How novel.
is he cute? ask him if he wants to stay for a cocktail!	...Is he brown?
you could make their heads bleed, though.	Yeah... If you hit them hard their heads bleed all over the ice and their legs convulse.
i don't know. i guess kids were hitting each other or something.	You could make their heads bleed, though.
they're a bitch team... score! roenick!	Fuck!!! That is so bullshit!
they're a finesse team...	They're a bitch team... SCORE! Roenick!
...against the computer.	They're a finesse team...
because he's a bitch.	That's so bullshit. This is so bullshit.
bitch... you little bitch!	Chelios to Roenick...!
i'll have the blackbeard over easy.	I'll be back with the coffee.
and you?	I'll have the Blackbeard over easy.
beautiful. what time are you off...  ...christy?	Six.
two vodka martinis, straight up, shaken not stirred, very dry, easy on the water.	Beautiful. What time are you off...  ...Christy?
...one fifty-nine, two minutes.	Two vodka martinis, straight up, shaken not stirred, very dry, easy on the water.
yes, i understand i'm listening.	You owe the Don a service.  He has no doubt that you will repay it.
this is tom hagen; i'm calling for don corleone, at his request.	Yes, I understand I'm listening.
the don himself is coming to me tonight?	Yes.
good.  he never doubted you.	The Don himself is coming to me tonight?
anything...anything the godfather wishes.	Good.  He never doubted you.
you owe the don a service.  in one hour, not before, perhaps later, he will be at your funeral parlor to ask for your help.  be there to greet him.  if you have any objections speak now, and i'll inform him.	Anything...Anything the Godfather wishes.
yes, i understand.  i'm listening.	You owe the Don a service.  In one hour, not before, perhaps later, he will be at your funeral parlor to ask for your help.  Be there to greet him.  If you have any objections speak now, and I'll inform him.
what do you wish me to do?	I want you to use all your powers, all your skill, as you love me.  I do not want his mother to see him as he is.
godfather.	Some day, and that day may never come, I would like to call upon you to do me a service in return.
good.  from me you'll get justice.	Godfather.
be my friend.	Good.  From me you'll get Justice.
then take the justice from the judge, the bitter with the sweet, bonasera.  but if you come to me with your friendship, your loyalty, then your enemies become my enemies, and then, believe me, they would fear you...	Be my friend.
america has been good to me...	Then take the justice from the judge, the bitter with the sweet, Bonasera.  But if you come to me with your friendship, your loyalty, then your enemies become my enemies, and then, believe me, they would fear you...
you never think to protect yourself with real friends.  you think it's enough to be an american.  all right, the police protects you, there are courts of law, so you don't need a friend like me. but now you come to me and say don corleone, you must give me justice. and you don't ask in respect or friendship.  and you don't think to call me godfather; instead you come to my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder...for money.	America has been good to me...
then make them suffer as she suffers.  how much shall i pay you.	You never think to protect yourself with real friends.  You think it's enough to be an American.  All right, the Police protects you, there are Courts of Law, so you don't need a friend like me. But now you come to me and say Don Corleone, you must give me justice. And you don't ask in respect or friendship.  And you don't think to call me Godfather; instead you come to my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder...for money.
but your daughter is still alive.	Then make them suffer as she suffers.  How much shall I pay you.
an eye for an eye!	But your daughter is still alive.
the court gave you justice.	An eye for an eye!
i ask for justice.	The Court gave you justice.
no.  you ask for too much.	I ask for Justice.
and what is that bonasera?	No.  You ask for too much.
what do you want of me?  i'll give you anything you want, but do what i ask!	And what is that Bonasera?
bonasera, we know each other for years, but this is the first time you come to me for help.  i don't remember the last time you invited me to your house for coffee...even though our wives are friends.	What do you want of me?  I'll give you anything you want, but do what I ask!
barzini.	Good, good.  Leave now; there's a car waiting to take you to the airport.
don't be frightened.  do you think i'd make my sister a widow?  do you think i'd make your children fatherless?  after all, i'm godfather to your son.  no, your punishment is that you're out of the family business.  i'm putting you on a plane to vegas--and i want you to stay there.  i'll send connie an allowance, that's all. but don't keep saying you're innocent; it insults my intelligence and makes me angry.  who approached you, tattaglia or barzini?	Barzini.
barzini is dead.  so is philip tattaglia, so are strachi, cuneo and moe greene...i want to square all the family accounts tonight. so don't tell me you're innocent; admit what you did.	Don't be frightened.  Do you think I'd make my sister a widow?  Do you think I'd make your children fatherless?  After all, I'm Godfather to your son.  No, your punishment is that you're out of the family business.  I'm putting you on a plane to Vegas--and I want you to stay there.  I'll send Connie an allowance, that's all. But don't keep saying you're innocent; it insults my intelligence and makes me angry.  Who approached you, Tattaglia or Barzini?
i swear i'm innocent.  i swear on the head of my children, i'm innocent.  mike, don't do this to me, please mike, don't do this to me!	Barzini is dead.  So is Philip Tattaglia, so are Strachi, Cuneo and Moe Greene...I want to square all the family accounts tonight. So don't tell me you're innocent; admit what you did.
you fingered sonny for the barzini people.  that little farce you played out with my sister.  did barzini kid you that would fool a corleone?	I swear I'm innocent.  I swear on the head of my children, I'm innocent.  Mike, don't do this to me, please Mike, don't do this to me!
you have to answer for santino.	You fingered Sonny for the Barzini people.  That little farce you played out with my sister.  Did Barzini kid you that would fool a Corleone?
godfather!	You have to answer for Santino.
jesus, connie...sure, mike...	Go back to your house and wait for me...
understood.  i just wish i was doing more to help out.	I'll come to you when I need you.
you filthy guinea spoiled brat. clean it up or i'll kick your head in.	Like hell I will.
ba fa goule you!	You filthy guinea spoiled brat. Clean it up or I'll kick your head in.
ba fa goulle.	BA FA GOULE YOU!
eat it, it's on the table.	Ba Fa Goulle.
i'm not hungry yet.	Eat it, it's on the table.
the food is on the table.	I'm not hungry yet.
ok, ok.  you gonna make me something to eat at least?	The food is on the table.
you're staying home.  you're not going out.	OK, OK.  You gonna make me something to eat at least?
what was that?	Your girl friend.  She says she can't make it tonight.  You lousy bastard you have the nerve to give your whores my telephone number. I'll kill you, you bastard!
what's the matter, carlo?	Shut up.
you're on, kid...i'll square it with mom your not seeing her before you left.  and i'll get a message to your girl friend when i think the time is right.	We gotta move...
the gun will be there.	You're on, kid...I'll square it with Mom your not seeing her before you left.  And I'll get a message to your girl friend when I think the time is right.
i want somebody very good, very safe to plant that gun.  i don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hand.	The gun will be there.
sollozzo knows mike's a civilian.	OK, but be careful.
you take care of paulie?	You won't see Paulie anymore.  He's sick for good this winter.
understood.	Okay, now you can move your men into the Mall, replace Tessio's people.  Mike, tomorrow you take a couple of Clemenza's people and go to Luca's apartment and wait for him to show.  That crazy bastard might be going after Sollozzo right now if he's heard the news.
clemenza.  you take care of paulie. i don't ever want to see him again. understood?	Understood.
that's all?  don't you want me to send some people over here?	No, just you and Paulie.
go get paulie, i don't care how sick he is.  pick him up yourself, and bring him to my father's house.	That's all?  Don't you want me to send some people over here?
maybe three, four times.  i always asked freddie if he wanted another bodyguard, but he said no.  things have been so smooth the last ten years...	Go get Paulie, I don't care how sick he is.  Pick him up yourself, and bring him to my father's house.
how many times did he stay home the last couple of months?	Maybe three, four times.  I always asked Freddie if he wanted another bodyguard, but he said no.  Things have been so smooth the last ten years...
paulie's been a little sick all winter...he was home.	How many times did he stay home the last couple of months?
where the hell was paulie, why wasn't he with the don?	Paulie's been a little sick all winter...he was home.
the word is out in the streets that he's dead.	Where the hell was Paulie, why wasn't he with the Don?
yeah.	The word is out in the streets that he's dead.
you heard about your father?	Yeah.
then in a six month time we're on our own; is that it?	Maybe less...
he's going to be our lawyer in vegas.  nobody goes to him with any other business as of now, this minute.  no reflection on tom; that's the way i want it.  besides, if i ever need any advice, who's a better consigliere than my father.	Then in a six month time we're on our own; is that it?
we gotta fight sometime.  let us at least recruit our regimes to full strength.	No, I don't want to give Barzini an excuse to start fighting.
how bad will it be?	Probably all the other families will line up against us.  But, it's alright.  These things have to happen once every ten years or so...gets rid of the bad blood. You gotta stop 'em at the beginning. Like they shoulda stopped Hitler at Munich, they shoulda never let him get away with that, they were just asking for big trouble...
mostly it gives witnesses an excuse to change their identification when we make them see the light.  then you take a long vacation and we catch the hell.	How bad will it be?
maybe, or you gotta know now.	Holy cow, I don't gotta know nothing.
you think we'll go for that last place?	Maybe, or you gotta know now.
good for ten men...	OK, go to Arthur Avenue; I'm suppose to call when I found somethin'.
i'll think about it.	Drive while you thinking; I wanna get to the City this month!
outside.	Sure.
i tol' you to stay put, paulie...	The guy at the gate's outside...says there's a package...
you look terrif on the floor!	What are you, a dance judge?  Go do your job; take a walk around the neighborhood... see everything is okay.
no.	The Tattaglias will guarantee your investment also.
are you worried about security for your million?	No.
no...how a man makes his living is none of my business.  but this proposition of yours is too risky. all the people in my family lived well the last ten years, i won't risk that out of greed.	Are you worried about security for your million?
so.  i receive 30 per cent just for finance and legal protection.  no worries about operations, is that what you tell me?	If you think two million dollars in cash is just finance, I congratulate you Don Corleone.
my compliments.  i'll take care of them from my share.	So.  I receive 30 per cent just for finance and legal protection.  No worries about operations, is that what you tell me?
and what is the percentage of the tattaglia family?	My compliments.  I'll take care of them from my share.
thirty per cent.  in the first year your share would be four million dollars; then it would go up.	And what is the percentage of the Tattaglia family?
what percentages for my family?	Thirty per cent.  In the first year your share would be four million dollars; then it would go up.
i need two million dollars in cash...more important, i need a friend who has people in high places; a friend who can guarantee that if one of my employees be arrested, they would get only light sentences.  be my friend.	What percentages for my family?
why do you come to me?  why do i deserve your generosity?	I need two million dollars in cash...more important, I need a friend who has people in high places; a friend who can guarantee that if one of my employees be arrested, they would get only light sentences.  Be my friend.
my business is heroin, i have poppy fields, laboratories in narseilles and sicily, ready to go into production.  my importing methods are as safe as these things can be, about five per cent loss.  the risk is nothing, the profits enormous.	Why do you come to me?  Why do I deserve your generosity?
it's too late.  all the contracts have been signed, they're almost ready to shoot.	I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
you look terrible.  i want you to eat well, to rest.  and spend time with your family.  and then, at the end of the month, this big shot will give you the part you want.	It's too late.  All the contracts have been signed, they're almost ready to shoot.
sure.	You look terrible.  I want you to eat well, to rest.  And spend time with your family.  And then, at the end of the month, this big shot will give you the part you want.
you take care of your family?	Sure.
he owns the studio.  just a month ago he bought the movie rights to this book, a best seller.  and the main character is a guy just like me.  i wouldn't even have to act, just be myself.	You take care of your family?
all right, hollywood...now tell me about this hollywood pezzonovanta who won't let you work.	He owns the studio.  Just a month ago he bought the movie rights to this book, a best seller.  And the main character is a guy just like me.  I wouldn't even have to act, just be myself.
can i do something for you still? you're not too rich, or too famous that i can't help you?	I'm not rich anymore, Godfather, and...my career, I'm almost washed up...
i kept trying to call you after my divorce and tom always said you were busy.  when i got the wedding invitation i knew you weren't sore at me anymore, godfather.	Can I do something for you still? You're not too rich, or too famous that I can't help you?
tom, i never thought you were a bad consigliere, i thought santino a bad don, rest in peace.  he had a good heart but he wasn't the right man to head the family when i had my misfortune.  michael has all my confidence, as you do.  for reasons which you can't know, you must have no part in what will happen.	Maybe I can help.
he was the one behind sollozzo?	Tattaglia is a pimp.  He could never have outfought Santino.  But I wasn't sure until this day.  No, it was Barzini all along.
barzini.	He was the one behind Sollozzo?
you mean tattaglia.	Barzini.
mention it, don't insist.  barzini is a man who will know that without being told.	You mean Tattaglia.
when i meet with tattaglia's people; should i insist that all his drug middle-men be clean?	Mention it, don't insist.  Barzini is a man who will know that without being told.
yes.	Now you've had your drink.
but you needed a drink first.	Yes.
i didn't tell mama anything.  i was about to come up and wake you and tell you.  just now.	But you needed a drink first.
my wife was weeping before she fell asleep, outside my window i saw my caporegimes to the house, and it is midnight.  so, consigliere of mine, i think you should tell your don what everyone knows.	I didn't tell Mama anything.  I was about to come up and wake you and tell you.  Just now.
what is this nonsense?	It's from Johnny.  It was announced this morning.  He's going to play the lead in the new Woltz Brothers film.
no, give him a living.  but never let him know the family's business. what else, tom?	I've called the hospital; they've notified Consiglere Genco's family to come and wait.  He won't last out the night.
they'll cut the cake in a few minutes...leave right after that. your new son-in-law, do we give him something important?	No, give him a living.  But never let him know the family's business. What else, Tom?
when does my daughter leave with her bridegroom?	They'll cut the cake in a few minutes...leave right after that. Your new son-in-law, do we give him something important?
no.  let the people enjoy him.  you see?  he is a good godson.	It's been two years.  He's probably in trouble again.
should i bring him in.	No.  Let the people enjoy him.  You see?  He is a good godson.
it is johnny.  he came all the way from california to be at the wedding.	Should I bring him in.
this morning.	On a day like this.  Consiglero, do you also have in your notes the the Turk made his living from Prostitution before the war, like the Tattaglias do now.  Write that down before you forget it.  The Turk will wait.
when did he call?	This morning.
two terms; one in italy, one in the united states.  he's known to the government as a top narcotics man. that could be a plus for us; he could never get immunity to testify.	When did he call?
and with prison record.	Two terms; one in Italy, one in the United States.  He's known to the Government as a top narcotics man. That could be a plus for us; he could never get immunity to testify.
he's his own boss, and very competent.	And with prison record.
i'm sure it's the most generous gift today.	The Senator called--apologized for not coming personally, but said you'd understand.  Also, some of the Judges...they've all sent gifts. And another call from Virgil Sollozzo.
is it necessary?	You understand him better than anyone.
yes.	Good.
your wife and children...you're happy with them?	Yes.
how?	He will get in touch with you through someone you absolutely trust.  That person will arrange a meeting, guarantee your safety...
barzini will move against you first.	How?
there are men in this world who demand to be killed.  they argue in gambling games; they jump out of their cars in a rage if someone so much as scratches their fender. these people wander through the streets calling out "kill me, kill me."  luca brasi was like that. and since he wasn't scared of death, and in fact, looked for it...i made him my weapon.  because i was the only person in the world that he truly hoped would not kill him.  i think you have done the same with this man.	Barzini will move against you first.
i'll need him.	There are men in this world who demand to be killed.  They argue in gambling games; they jump out of their cars in a rage if someone so much as scratches their fender. These people wander through the streets calling out "Kill me, kill me."  Luca Brasi was like that. And since he wasn't scared of death, and in fact, looked for it...I made him my weapon.  Because I was the only person in the world that he truly hoped would not kill him.  I think you have done the same with this man.
i see you have your luca brasi.	I'll need him.
i told you that it wouldn't escape his eye.	How did you find out?
a man has to choose what he will be. i believe that.	What else do you believe in?
you are like me, we refuse to be fools, to be puppets dancing on a string pulled by other men.  i hoped the time for guns and killing and massacres was over.  that was my misfortune.  that was your misfortune.  i was hunted on the streets of corleone when i was twelve years old because of who my father was.  i had no choice.	A man has to choose what he will be. I believe that.
then why have i become a man like you?	You are like me, we refuse to be fools, to be puppets dancing on a string pulled by other men.  I hoped the time for guns and killing and massacres was over.  That was my misfortune.  That was your misfortune.  I was hunted on the streets of Corleone when I was twelve years old because of who my father was.  I had no choice.
yes, but sons who would be professors, scientists, musicians...and grandchildren who could be, who knows, a governor, a president even, nothing's impossible here in america.	Then why have I become a man like you?
you wanted me to be your son.	Yes, but sons who would be professors, scientists, musicians...and grandchildren who could be, who knows, a Governor, a President even, nothing's impossible here in America.
no, i wanted other things for you.	You wanted me to be your son.
i could accept everything that's happened; i could accept it, but that i never had a choice.  from the time i was born, you had laid this all out for me.	No, I wanted other things for you.
accept what's happened, michael.	I could accept everything that's happened; I could accept it, but that I never had a choice.  From the time I was born, you had laid this all out for me.
i want children, i want a family. but i don't know when.	Accept what's happened, Michael.
i understand, michael.  but you must make a family, you know.	I want children, I want a family. But I don't know when.
no.	I understand, Michael.  But you must make a family, you know.
have you thought about a wife?  a family?	No.
i'm going to finish school.	Good.  When you are finished, come and talk to me.  I have hopes for you.
and now, what do you choose to do?	I'm going to finish school.
i fought for my country.  it was my choice.	And now, what do you choose to do?
what miracles you do for strangers.	I fought for my country.  It was my choice.
for killing a man.	What miracles you do for strangers.
and this?	For killing a man.
for bravery.	And this?
what was this for?	For bravery.
tom said he'd take care of it.	What was this for?
will your girl friend get back to the city all right?	Tom said he'd take care of it.
tom, what we need is an act of congress to allow enzo to become a citizen.	An Act of Congress!
godfather, you understand everything.	Tom, what we need is an Act of Congress to allow Enzo to become a citizen.
you want him to stay in this country.	Godfather, you understand everything.
now that the war is over, enzo, this boy is being repatriated to italy.  and you see, godfather...  he...my daughter...they...	You want him to stay in this country.
nazorine, my friend, tell me what i can do.	Now that the war is over, Enzo, this boy is being repatriated to Italy.  And you see, Godfather...  He...my daughter...they...
...a fine boy from sicily, captured by the american army, and sent to new jersey as a prisoner of war...	Nazorine, my friend, tell me what I can do.
what is it?	Bad news from America.  Your brother, Santino.  He has been killed.
even so, i don't think it is safe here anymore.  i've made plans to move you to a villa near siracuse. you must go right away.	What is it?
is that why there are more men on the walls?	Even so, I don't think it is safe here anymore.  I've made plans to move you to a villa near Siracuse. You must go right away.
the younger men have no respect. things are changing; i don't know what will happen.  michael, because of the wedding, people now know your name.	Is that why there are more men on the walls?
things went badly in palermo?	The younger men have no respect. Things are changing; I don't know what will happen.  Michael, because of the wedding, people now know your name.
that is your birthright...but michael, use this car.	No...I would like to walk to Corleone.
don tommassino...i should see this place.	That is your birthright...but Michael, use this car.
long ago.  now there is nothing: the men killed each other in family vendettas...the others escaped to america.	Don Tommassino...I should see this place.
i was told that my grandfather was murdered on its main street; and his murderers came to kill my father there when he was twelve years old.	Long ago.  Now there is nothing: the men killed each other in family vendettas...the others escaped to America.
there is nothing there.  not anymore.	I was told that my Grandfather was murdered on its main street; and his murderers came to kill my father there when he was twelve years old.
corleone.	There is nothing there.  Not anymore.
where are you going?	Corleone.
i know.	Where are you going?
you must understand that your father's enemies have friends in palermo.	I know.
calo and fabrizzio are with me; nothing will happen.	You must understand that your Father's enemies have friends in Palermo.
michael, why must you do this.  we have been lucky so far, all these months you've been here we've kept your name a secret.  it is from love for your father that i've asked you never to more than an hour from the villa.	Calo and Fabrizzio are with me; nothing will happen.
don tommassino.	Michael, why must you do this.  We have been lucky so far, all these months you've been here we've kept your name a secret.  It is from love for your father that I've asked you never to more than an hour from the Villa.
calo is having a cup of coffee in the kitchen.  is your wife coming with you?	No, she's going home to her family. She'll join me in a few weeks...
get the car.  i'll be leaving in ten minutes.  where's calo?	Calo is having a cup of coffee in the kitchen.  Is your wife coming with you?
hey, beautiful girls!	Shhhhh.
yes.	Take me to America!  You need a good lupara in America?  You take me, I'll be the best man you got.  "Oh say, can you seeee...By da star early light..."
hey america!  is she as rich as they say?	Yes.
only the son of a pezzonovanta.	Hey America!  Is she as rich as they say?
we hear.  we were told you were a pezzonovanta...big shot.	Only the son of a Pezzonovanta.
how do you know i come from america?	We hear.  We were told you were a Pezzonovanta...big shot.
you tell us about america.	How do you know I come from America?
it's the real thunderbolt, then.	Come Sunday morning:  My name is Vitelli and my house is up there on the hill, above the village.
beautiful all over, eh?	And hair.  Black and curly, like a doll.  And such a mouth.
this was a beauty.  right, calo?	Beautiful all over, eh?
i know about what you mean!	This was a beauty.  Right, Calo?
this one could seduce the devil.  a body! and eyes as big and black as olives.	I know about what you mean!
you had better bring a few bottles home with you, my friend; you'll need help sleeping tonight.	This one could seduce the devil.  A body! and eyes as big and black as olives.
tom, you're the consigliere; you can talk to the don and advise him.	The Don has semi-retired.  I'm running the Family business now. So anything you have to say, say it to me.
mike, you sure about moe selling. he never mentioned it to me and he loves the business.	I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
mike!	Get rid of them...
give them some money and send them home.	Mike!
that's for you to find out.	Give them some money and send them home.
who are those girls?	That's for you to find out.
come here a minute, fredo.	Who are those girls?
mike!  the party starting!	Come here a minute, Fredo.
no.	Mike!  The party starting!
ever seen anything like that before?	No.
you look wonderful, kid; really wonderful.  that doctor did some job on your face.	You look good, too.
he had business at the hotel, but he'll drop in for dinner.	You look wonderful, kid; really wonderful.  That doctor did some job on your face.
why didn't moe green meet us at the airport?	He had business at the hotel, but he'll drop in for dinner.
yes.  that's true, you're getting a hell of a reputation.	Well it's war!  We might not be in this shape if we had a real war- time Consiglere, a Sicilian.  Pop had Genco, who do I have?  Hey Tom, hey...hey.  It's Sunday, we're gonna have dinner.  Don't be sore.
no more stalemate tom, we got the soldiers, we'll match them gun for gun if that's how they want it. they know me for what i am, tom-- and they're scared of me.	Yes.  That's true, you're getting a hell of a reputation.
you start operating, the five families will start their raids again.  we're at a stalemate sonny, your war is costing us a lot of money.	No more stalemate Tom, we got the soldiers, we'll match them gun for gun if that's how they want it. They know me for what I am, Tom-- and they're scared of me.
we'll let the old man take it easy for a couple of weeks.  i want to get things going good before he gets better.  what's the matter with you?	You start operating, the five families will start their raids again.  We're at a stalemate Sonny, your war is costing us a lot of money.
pop, they hit us and we hit them back.	We put out a lot of material through our contacts in the Newspapers...about McCluskey's being tied up with Sollozzo in the Drug Rackets...things are starting to loosen up.
jesus, i don't know...	Can you do it Mike?
one of tattaglia's people?	No.  Our informer in McCluskey's precinct.  Tonight at 8:00 he signed out for Louis' Restaurant in the Bronx.  Anyone know it.
i found out about this captain mccluskey who broke mike's jaw. he's definitely on sollozzo's payroll, and for big money. mccluskey's agreed to be the turk's bodyguard.  what you have to understand is that while sollozzo is guarded like this, he's invulnerable.  nobody has ever gunned down a new york police captain.  never.  it would be disastrous.  all the five families would come after you sonny; the corleone family would be outcasts; even the old man's political protection would run for cover.  so just...take that into consideration.	McCluskey can't stay with the Turk forever.  We'll wait.
no no, no more advice on how to patch it up tom.  you just help me win.  understood?	I found out about this Captain McCluskey who broke Mike's jaw. He's definitely on Sollozzo's payroll, and for big money. McCluskey's agreed to be the Turk's bodyguard.  What you have to understand is that while Sollozzo is guarded like this, he's invulnerable.  Nobody has ever gunned down a New York Police Captain.  Never.  It would be disastrous.  All the five families would come after you Sonny; the Corleone family would be outcasts; even the old man's political protection would run for cover.  So just...take that into consideration.
yes, even the shooting of your father was business, not personal...	No no, no more advice on how to patch it up Tom.  You just help me win.  Understood?
and when they shot me father...	Yes, even the shooting of your father was business, not personal...
come on sonny, your father wouldn't want to hear this.  this is not a personal thing, this is business.	And when they shot me father...
then they hand me sollozzo.	Come ON Sonny, your father wouldn't want to hear this.  This is not a personal thing, this is Business.
the other families won't sit still for all out war.	Then THEY hand me Sollozzo.
no, no consiglere.  not this time. no more meetings, no more discussions, no more sollozzo tricks.  give them one message: i want sollozzo.  if not, it's all out war.  we go to the mattresses and we put all the button men out on the street.	The other families won't sit still for all out war.
we should hear what they have to say.	No, no Consiglere.  Not this time. No more meetings, no more discussions, no more Sollozzo tricks.  Give them one message: I WANT SOLLOZZO.  If not, it's all out war.  We go to the mattresses and we put all the button men out on the street.
part of the deal: bruno cancels out what they did to my father.	We should hear what they have to say.
what about that tattaglias?  what will they do about bruno?	Part of the deal: Bruno cancels out what they did to my father.
sure, he wants us to send mike to meet him to hear his proposition. the promise is the deal will be so good we can't refuse.	What about that Tattaglias?  What will they do about Bruno?
was there a definite proposal?	Sure, he wants us to send Mike to meet him to hear his proposition. The promise is the deal will be so good we can't refuse.
maybe mike shouldn't get mixed up in this so directly.  you know the old man doesn't want that.	OK forget it, just stay on the phone.
we're all tired...	OK, we sit tight until the old man can give us the lead.  But Tom, I want you to stay inside the Mall. You too, Mike, no chances.  Tessio, you hold your people in reserve, but have them nosing around the city.  The hospital is yours; I want it tight, fool-proof, 24 hours a day.
oh christ tom, i didn't mean it that way.	We're all tired...
i was as good a son to him as you or mike.	Oh Christ Tom, I didn't mean it that way.
that's easy to say; it's not your father.	I was as good a son to him as you or Mike.
without your father's political contacts and personal influence, the corleone family loses half its strength.  without your father, the other new york families might wind up supporting sollozzo, and the tattaglias just to make sure there isn't a long destructive war.  the old days are over, this is 1946; nobody wants bloodshed anymore.  if your father dies...make the deal, sonny.	That's easy to say; it's not your father.
tom, you're the consigliere, what do we do if the old man dies?	Without your father's political contacts and personal influence, the Corleone family loses half its strength.  Without your father, the other New York families might wind up supporting Sollozzo, and the Tattaglias just to make sure there isn't a long destructive war.  The old days are over, this is 1946; nobody wants bloodshed anymore.  If your father dies...make the deal, Sonny.
no, and i've been calling all night. maybe he's shacked up.	Luca never sleeps over with a broad. He always goes home when he's through.  Mike, keep ringing Luca's number.
has anyone been able to get in touch with him?	No, and I've been calling all night. Maybe he's shacked up.
if luca sold out we're in real trouble.	Has anyone been able to get in touch with him?
what about luca?  sollozzo didn't seem worried about luca.  that worries me.	If Luca sold out we're in real trouble.
is the hospital covered?	The cops have it locked in and I got my people there visiting Pop all the time.  What about the hit list.
the old man wants you; johnny's here...he's got a problem.	Okay.  One minute.
will you give this letter to michael.	Mama, no.
will you give this to him.	If I accept that letter and you told a Court of Law I accepted it, they would interpret it as my having knowledge of his whereabouts. Just wait Kay, he'll contact you.
an accident.  no one was hurt.	Listen Tom, I let my cab go; can I come in to call another one?
what was that?	An accident.  No one was hurt.
nobody knows where he is.  we know he's all right, but that's all.	What was that?
i've tried calling and writing.  i want to reach michael.	Nobody knows where he is.  We know he's all right, but that's all.
kay, we weren't expecting you.  you should call...	I've tried calling and writing.  I want to reach Michael.
i'll try...it's what the don would want us to do.	Good...then you can go...  I don't like violence.  I'm a businessman, and blood is a big expense.
i'll worry about luca.  you take care of sonny and the other two kids.	I'll try...It's what the Don would want us to do.
even sonny won't be able to call off luca brasi.	I'll worry about Luca.  You take care of Sonny and the other two kids.
the don was slipping; in the old days i could never have gotten to him.  now he's dead, nothing can bring him back.  talk to sonny, talk to the caporegimes, clemenza and tessio...it's good business.	Even Sonny won't be able to call off Luca Brasi.
sonny was hot for my deal, right? you know it's the smart thing to do, too.  i want you to talk sonny into it.	Sonny will come after you with everything he's got.
i'm german-irish.	Okay my Kraut-Mick friend, Johnny will never get that part because I hate that pinko punk and I'm going to run him out of the Movies.  And I'll tell you why.  He ruined one of Woltz Brothers' most valuable proteges.  For five years I had this girl under training; singing lessons!  Acting lessons!  Dancing lessons!  We spent hundreds of thousands of dollars--I was going to make her a star.  I'll be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it wasn't all dollars and cents.  That girl was beautiful and young and innocent and she was the greatest piece of ass I've ever ad and I've had them all over the world.  Then Johnny comes along with that olive oil voice and guinea charm and she runs off.  She threw it all away to make me look ridiculous.  A MAN IN MY POSITION CANNOT AFFORD TO BE MADE TO LOOK RIDICULOUS!
you smooth son of a bitch, let me lay it on the line for you, and your boss.  johnny fontane never gets that movie.  i don't care how many dago, guinea, wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!	I'm German-Irish.
he never asks a second favor when he has been refused the first. understood?	You smooth son of a bitch, let me lay it on the line for you, and your boss.  Johnny Fontane never gets that movie.  I don't care how many Dago, Guinea, wop Greaseball Goombahs come out of the woodwork!
okay, but just tell him this is one favor i can't give.  but he should try me again on anything else.	He never asks a second favor when he has been refused the first. Understood?
mr. corleone is johnny's godfather. that is very close, a very sacred religious relationship.	Okay, but just tell him this is one favor I can't give.  But he should try me again on anything else.
have you agreed on a meeting?	A week from tonight.  In Brooklyn on Tessio's ground, where I'll be safe.
i know now.  i'll make them call me don.	Have you agreed on a meeting?
how will they come at you?	I know now.  I'll make them call me Don.
not all...i needed another four months and i would have had them all.  i guess you've figured it all out?	How will they come at you?
did he give you his politicians?	Not all...I needed another four months and I would have had them all.  I guess you've figured it all out?
christ, tom; i needed more time with him.  i really needed him.	Did he give you his politicians?
you're not a wartime consigliere. things may get tough with the move we're trying.	OK, but then I agree with Tessio. You're going about it all wrong; you're making the move out of weakness... Barzini's a wolf, and if he tears you apart, the other families won't come running to help the Corleones...
mike, why am i out?	You're not a wartime Consigliere. Things may get tough with the move we're trying.
not so perfectly if you noticed.	Mike, why am I out?
bookkeepers know everything. rocco's men are all a little too good for the jobs they're supposed to be doing.  they get a little more money than the job's worth.  lampone's a good man; he's operating perfectly.	Not so perfectly if you noticed.
tom, we're going to be legitimate all the way, and you're the legal man.  what could be more important than that.	I'm not talking about that.  I'm talking about Rocco Lampone building a secret regime.  Why does Neri report directly to you, rather than through me or a caporegime?
mike, why are you cutting me out of the action?	Tom, we're going to be legitimate all the way, and you're the legal man.  What could be more important than that.
what about mccluskey?	Let's say now that we have to kill McCluskey.  We'll clear that up through our Newspaper contacts later.
no.  i guess i'll see you christmas. everyone's going to be out at long beach, right?	Right.
sure.  anything i can do for you.	No.  I guess I'll see you Christmas. Everyone's going to be out at Long Beach, right?
hello kay.  your father's inside, doing some business.  he's been asking for you.	Thanks Tom.
all right, this one time i'll let you ask about my affairs, one last time.	Is it true?
tell me!	All right, this one time I'll let you ask about my affairs, one last time.
don't ask me.	Tell me!
michael, it's not true.  please tell me.	Don't ask me.
will you?	Let me think about it, O.K.?
connie and carlo want you to be godfather to their little boy.	Will you?
i'm busy.	Connie and Carlo want you to be godfather to their little boy.
why are you so cold to her and carlo?  they live with us on the mall now, but you never get close to them.	I'm busy.
your sister wants to ask you something.	Let HER ask.
wake me up when you come to bed?	Your sister wants to ask you something.
no, you eat...don't wait up for me.	Wake me up when you come to bed?
don't you want dinner first?	No, you eat...don't wait up for me.
we'll go to the show tomorrow night--we can change the tickets.	Don't you want dinner first?
oh michael.	We'll go to the show tomorrow night--we can change the tickets.
i have to see my father and his people when we get back to the mall.	Oh Michael.
when will i see you again?	Goodbye.
i want you to go back to new hampshire...think things over.	When will I see you again?
when will i see you again?	I want you to go back to New Hampshire...think things over.
i don't think so either.  i better go.	When will I see you again?
my parents don't read the daily news.  all right, if you think i shouldn't.  i can't believe the things the papers are printing. i'm sure most of it's not true.	I don't think so either.  I better go.
i don't think so.  you don't want to end up on page 3 of the daily news.	My parents don't read the Daily News.  All right, if you think I shouldn't.  I can't believe the things the papers are printing. I'm sure most of it's not true.
can i go to the hospital with you?	I don't think so.  You don't want to end up on page 3 of the Daily News.
visiting hour ends at eight thirty. i'll just sit with him; i want to show respect.	Can I go to the hospital with you?
look.  i'll see you tonight, ok?	OK.
please say it.	Look.  I'll see you tonight, OK?
i can't...	Please say it.
tell me you love me.	I can't...
huh?	Tell me you love me.
can you say it?	Huh?
yeah kay, i'm here.	Can you say it?
i love you.	Yeah Kay, I'm here.
i love you.	I LOVE YOU.
he'll be ok.	I love you.
how is your father?	He'll be OK.
hello.  kay?	How is your father?
michael...	No, I would not like you better if you were Ingrid Bergman.
i'm thinking about it.	Michael...
michael?	I'm thinking about it.
would you like me better if i were ingrid bergman?	Michael?
no.	Would you like me better if I were Ingrid Bergman?
would you like me better if i were a nun?	No.
shhh, you be the long distance operator.  here.	Hello...this is Long Distance.  I have a call from New Hampshire.  Mr. Michael Corleone.  One moment please.
michael, what are you doing?	Shhh, you be the long distance operator.  Here.
michael.	Then we can have dinner, see a show, and spend one more night.
for dinner.  unless i call and tell them we're still in new hampshire.	Michael.
what time do they expect us?	For dinner.  Unless I call and tell them we're still in New Hampshire.
as long as i tell him beforehand he won't object.  he'll be hurt, but he won't object.	What time do they expect us?
what will your father say?	As long as I tell him beforehand he won't object.  He'll be hurt, but he won't object.
and what do you want for christmas?	Just you.
we have something for your mother, for sonny, we have the tie for fredo and tom hagen gets the reynolds pen...	And what do you want for Christmas?
i used to come down to new york whenever he sang at the capitol and scream my head off.	He's my father's godson; he owes him his whole career.
sure.	I used to come down to New York whenever he sang at the Capitol and scream my head off.
i didn't know your family knew johnny fontane.	Sure.
if he's your brother, why does he have a different name?	My brother Sonny found him living in the streets when he was a kid, so my father took him in.  He's a good lawyer.
how do you do.	My brother, Tom Hagen.
tom...tom, i'd like you to meet kay adams.	How do you do.
he's coming over here!	Tom...Tom, I'd like you to meet Kay Adams.
i told you you wouldn't like him.	He's coming over here!
i never know when you're telling me the truth.	I told you you wouldn't like him.
...who out of sheer terror had swallowed the bath towel in his mouth and suffocated.	I never know when you're telling me the truth.
michael, i love you.	...who out of sheer terror had swallowed the bath towel in his mouth and suffocated.
then luca turned to the other man...	Michael, I love you.
michael, i don't want to hear anymore...	Then Luca turned to the other man...
then the thighs where they joined the torso.	Michael, I don't want to hear anymore...
michael you're trying to scare me...	Then the thighs where they joined the torso.
then the legs at the knees...	Michael you're trying to scare me...
michael...	Then the legs at the knees...
my father sent luca brasi after them.  he tied the two capone men hand and foot, and stuffed small bath towels into their mouths. then he took an ax, and chopped one man's feet off...	Michael...
al capone!	My Father sent Luca Brasi after them.  He tied the two Capone men hand and foot, and stuffed small bath towels into their mouths. Then he took an ax, and chopped one man's feet off...
once upon a time, about fifteen years ago some people wanted to take over my father's olive oil business.  they had al capone send some men in from chicago to kill my father, and they almost did.	Al Capone!
then eat your spaghetti and i'll tell you a luca brasi story.	Once upon a time, about fifteen years ago some people wanted to take over my father's olive oil business.  They had Al Capone send some men in from Chicago to kill my father, and they almost did.
you know i love spaghetti.	Then eat your spaghetti and I'll tell you a Luca Brasi story.
you like spaghetti?	You know I love spaghetti.
yes.  tell me.	You like spaghetti?
you really want to know?	Yes.  Tell me.
who is he?	You really want to know?
no.  his name is luca brasi.  you wouldn't like him.	Who is he?
why do they bother him on a day like this?	Because they know that no Sicilian will refuse a request on his daughter's wedding day.
they're going to talk to my father, which means they're going to ask him for something, which means they better get it right.	Why do they bother him on a day like this?
they're talking to themselves.	They're going to talk to my father, which means they're going to ask him for something, which means they better get it right.
they're waiting to see my father.	They're talking to themselves.
michael, what are those men doing?	They're waiting to see my father.
i told you i had a lot of relatives.	Michael, what are those men doing?
i've never seen anything like it.	I told you I had a lot of relatives.
you've read about my father in the papers.  you've seen that no one's here to guard him.  now i've just gotten word that men are coming to this hospital to kill him.  believe me and help me.	We don't have to disconnect them, we can wheel the stand with the bed.
absolutely not!  we have to get permission from the doctor.	You've read about my father in the papers.  You've seen that no one's here to guard him.  Now I've just gotten word that men are coming to this hospital to kill him.  Believe me and help me.
you and i are going to move my father right now...to another room on another floor...can you disconnect those tubes so we can wheel the bed out?	Absolutely not!  We have to get permission from the Doctor.
you cannot stay here...i'm sorry.	You and I are going to move my father right now...to another room on another floor...Can you disconnect those tubes so we can wheel the bed out?
oh your father just had too many visitors.  it interfered with the hospital service.  the police came and made them all leave just ten minutes ago.  but don't worry.  i look in on him.	You just stand here one minute...
i'm michael corleone--this is my father.  what happened to the detectives who were guarding him?	Oh your father just had too many visitors.  It interfered with the hospital service.  The police came and made them all leave just ten minutes ago.  But don't worry.  I look in on him.
o.k.  how long do you think before i can come back?	Probably a year...
a million times.	Sollozzo and McCluskey are going to pick you up in an hour and a half on Times Square, under the big Camels sign.
what are you, inspecting the barracks?  you ready?  did clemenza tell you be sure to drop the gun right away?	A million times.
why don't you stop living like a bum and get this place cleaned up.	What are you, inspecting the barracks?  You ready?  Did Clemenza tell you be sure to drop the gun right away?
go on mike.	They want me to go to the conference with Sollozzo.  Set up the meeting for two days from now.  Sonny, get our informers to find out where the meeting will be held. Insist it has to be a public place: a bar or restaurant at the height of the dinner hour.  So I'll feel safe.  They'll check me when I meet them so I won't be able to carry a weapon; but Clemenza, figure out a way to have one planted there for me.  Then I'll kill them both.
we can't wait.  no matter what sollozzo say about a deal, he's figuring out how to kill pop.  you have to get sollozzo now.	The kid's right.
cut it out.	The Turk wants to talk!  The nerve of that son of a bitch!  After he craps out last night he wants a meet.
mikey, you look beautiful!	Cut it out.
all right, get him in a different room; lock the door from the inside. i'll have some men there inside of fifteen minutes.  sit tight, and don't panic.	I won't panic.
sonny...sonny--jesus christ, i'm down at the hospital.  i came down late.  there's no one here.  none of tessio's people--no detectives, no one.  the old man is completely unprotected.	All right, get him in a different room; lock the door from the inside. I'll have some men there inside of fifteen minutes.  Sit tight, and don't panic.
send some bodyguards.	I don't need them, Sonny.  I'm just going to see Pop in the hospital. Also, I got other things.
to the city.	Send some bodyguards.
where are you going?	To the city.
christ, if i could only contact luca.	Is it like they say?  Is he that good?
all right, sonny.  all right.	Christ, if I could only contact Luca.
i know i'm not the man he was.  but i'll tell you this and he'll tell you too.  when it comes to real action, i can operate as good as anybody short range.	All right, Sonny.  All right.
that's not how pop would have played it.	I know I'm not the man he was.  But I'll tell you this and he'll tell you too.  When it comes to real action, I can operate as good as anybody short range.
sollozzo is a dead man, i don't care what it costs.  i don't care if we have to fight all the five families in new york.  the tattaglia family's going to eat dirt.  i don't care if we all go down together.	That's not how Pop would have played it.
then wait, sonny.  talk to pop.	Sollozzo is a dead man, I don't care what it costs.  I don't care if we have to fight all the five families in New York.  The Tattaglia family's going to eat dirt.  I don't care if we all go down together.
until the old man tells me different.	Then wait, Sonny.  Talk to Pop.
is it going to be all-out war, like last time?	Until the old man tells me different.
on the three days paulie was sick this month, he got calls from a payphone across from the old man's building.  we got people in the phone company.  thank god it was paulie...we'll need clemenza bad.	Is it going to be all-out war, like last time?
how can you be sure?	On the three days Paulie was sick this month, he got calls from a payphone across from the old man's building.  We got people in the phone company.  Thank God it was Paulie...we'll need Clemenza bad.
you're right, kid, clemenza is okay. it was paulie.	How can you be sure?
clemenza?  no, i don't believe it.	You're right, kid, Clemenza is okay. It was Paulie.
one of them fingered the old man.	Clemenza?  No, I don't believe it.
what?	One of them fingered the old man.
all right, mikey...who do we have to hit, clemenza or paulie?	What?
theresa.	All right, Mikey...who do we have to hit, Clemenza or Paulie?
jesus christ, he's my father, sonny.	Theresa.
oh no you can't, the old man'd be sore as hell if i let you get mixed up in this.	Jesus Christ, he's my father, Sonny.
i can help you out...	Oh no you can't, the old man'd be sore as hell if I let you get mixed up in this.
good.  she's been through it before. me too.  you were too young to know about it.  you better wait outside; there're some things you shouldn't hear.	I can help you out...
how's mom?	Good.  She's been through it before. Me too.  You were too young to know about it.  You better wait outside; there're some things you shouldn't hear.
i was worried when we couldn't get in touch with you in that hick town.	How's Mom?
what is it?	Is it all right if I go to the bathroom?
what guarantees can i give you?  i am the hunted one.  i've missed my chance.  you think too highly of me, my friend...i am not so clever...all i want if a truce...	What is it?
most important...i want a sure guarantee that no more attempts will be made on my father's life.	What guarantees can I give you?  I am the hunted one.  I've missed my chance.  You think too highly of me, my friend...I am not so clever...all I want if a truce...
we're going to new jersey?	Maybe.
i want to settle things tonight.  i want my father left alone.	He won't be; I swear to you be my children he won't be.  Just keep an open mind when we talk.  I hope you're not a hothead like your brother, Sonny.  It's impossible to talk business with him.
i'm glad you came, mike.  i hope we can straighten everything out.  all this is terrible, it's not the way i wanted things to happen at all. it should never have happened.	I want to settle things tonight.  I want my father left alone.
do you wish to be baptized?	I do wish to be baptized.
i do renounce them.	Do you wish to be baptized?
and all his works?	I do renounce them.
i do renounce him.	And all his works?
do you renounce satan.	I do renounce him.
do you pledge to guide and protect this child if he is left fatherless? do you promise to shield him against the wickedness of the world?	Yes, I promise.
he talked to you?	I can arrange security.
barzini wants to arrange a meeting. says we can straighten any of our problems out.	He talked to you?
no.  i want things very calm for another six months.	Forgive me, Godfather, let our years of friendship be my excuse. How can you hope for success there without your strength here to back you up?  The two  go hand in hand. And with you gone from here the Barzini and the Tattaglias will be too strong for us.
let us fill up our regimes.	No.  I want things very calm for another six months.
i'm not asking you for help, mike. just take off the handcuffs.	Be patient.
just be patient.	I'm not asking you for help, Mike. Just take off the handcuffs.
barzini's people chisel my territory and we do nothing about it.  pretty soon there won't be one place in brooklyn i can hang my hat.	Just be patient.
i have to go back to new york tomorrow.  think of your price.	You son of a bitch, you think you can brush me off like that?  I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.
hell, he was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.  players couldn't get a drink.	I have to go back to New York tomorrow.  Think of your price.
you straightened my brother out?	Hell, he was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.  Players couldn't get a drink.
the corleone family don't have that kind of muscle anymore.  the godfather is sick.  you're getting chased out of new york by barzini and the other families, and you think you can find easier pickings here.  i've talked to barzini; i can make a deal with him and keep my hotel!	Is that why you thought you could slap Freddie around in public?
you took freddie in because the corleone family bankrolled your casino.  you and the corleone family are evened out.  this is for business; name your price.	The Corleone family don't have that kind of muscle anymore.  The Godfather is sick.  You're getting chased out of New York by Barzini and the other families, and you think you can find easier pickings here.  I've talked to Barzini; I can make a deal with him and keep my hotel!
you goddamn dagos.  i do you a favor and take freddie in when you're having a bad time, and then you try to push me out.	You took Freddie in because the Corleone family bankrolled your casino.  You and the Corleone family are evened out.  This is for business; name your price.
you're unlucky.	You goddamn dagos.  I do you a favor and take Freddie in when you're having a bad time, and then you try to push me out.
you think i scam?	You're unlucky.
your casino loses money.  maybe we can do better.	You think I scam?
the corleone family wants to buy me out.  i buy you out.  you don't buy me out.	Your casino loses money.  Maybe we can do better.
the hotel, the casino.  the corleone family wants to buy you out.	The Corleone family wants to buy me out.  I buy you out.  You don't buy me out.
buy me out?...	The hotel, the casino.  The Corleone family wants to buy you out.
is my credit good enough to buy you out?	Buy me out?...
the chef cooked for you special; the dancers will kick your tongue out and you credit is good!  draw chips for all these people so they can play on the house.	Is my credit good enough to buy you out?
thanks.	The chef cooked for you special; the dancers will kick your tongue out and you credit is good!  Draw chips for all these people so they can play on the house.
mike, good to see you.  got everything you want?	Thanks.
i think so, but i can't get close enough.  there's a lot of blood. i'll try to find out more.	Find out anything you can...you got a Grand coming.
is he alive?	I think so, but I can't get close enough.  There's a lot of blood. I'll try to find out more.
right.  don't say my name, just listen.  somebody shot your father outside his place fifteen minutes ago.	Is he alive?
i think so.  detective squad?	Right.  Don't say my name, just listen.  Somebody shot your father outside his place fifteen minutes ago.
do you recognize my voice?	I think so.  Detective squad?
yeah.	Do you recognize my voice?
well, she was already dead, darling, wasn't she, so i suppose --	I don't know why people say this country's civilised. It isn't. It's fucking primitive.
he's drowning me!	It's always the same whenever someone new comes into his life -- Freddie, Fausto, Peter Smith-Kingsley -- he's wonderful -- did you meet him, he's a musician? -- ...and especially you, of course... and that's only the boys.
if you're not at my place by 7.00, tom and i are running off together.	Okay.
dubious but special honor, tom -- crewing dickie's boat. alright, bar's open.	Yes please!
i hope it wasn't cheap.	Oh, it was.
bastard!  isn't it great, tom? i found it in naples. i bargained for about two weeks.	I hope it wasn't cheap.
i had to promise, capital p, never to take it off -- otherwise i'd give it to you.	Bastard!  Isn't it great, Tom? I found it in Naples. I bargained for about two weeks.
oh darling -- is that for me?	No it's for Tom as he didn't complain.
shut up.	Oh darling -- is that for me?
it's the one task dickie can do on his own -- make coffee.	Shut up.
now you know why miss sherwood always shows up for breakfast. it's not love it's the coffee machine.	It's the one task Dickie can do on his own -- make coffee.
then i'll go to your place and you can move in with tom.	Now you know why Miss Sherwood always shows up for breakfast. It's not love it's the coffee machine.
i don't like you.	Then I'll go to your place and you can move in with Tom.
marge, you like everybody.	I don't like you.
no, i like him.	Marge, you like everybody.
you'd say if you mind?	No, I like him.
okay, darling.	You'd say if you mind?
it'll just be for a little while. he can be... he makes me laugh.	Okay, darling.
it's vile.	Yes, it's vile. Don't worry, you don't have to come.  It's great. You're going to love it.
okay, we're going to naples. there's a club, it's not a club, it's a cellar.	It's vile.
i'll come down.	Did you speak to my father?
marge, ripley's saying goodbye.	I'll come down.
hi tom.	Marge, Ripley's saying goodbye.
uncanny!	I don't get it.
what? what?	Meet my father, Herbert Richard Greenleaf 1st.
i'll do it. i make a fabulous martini.	Everybody should have one talent.  What's yours?
is that good?	Shut up!
tom was telling me about his trip over. made me laugh so much i got a nosebleed.	Is that good?
we?	Yes, Tom Ripley's here.
well, we ate everything without you.	We?
fausto and i -- we took the boat out, we were fishing, and then it was dawn and we'd caught absolutely nothing.	Well, we ate everything without you.
you just woke up!	Fausto and I -- we took the boat out, we were fishing, and then it was dawn and we'd caught absolutely nothing.
i just woke up. i'm sorry.	You just woke up!
did you forget where i live? it's four o'clock.	I just woke up. I'm sorry.
sorry, sorry, sorry. i know, i'm late, i'm a swine.	Did you forget where I live? It's four o'clock.
sure. any time.	And be careful in the sun. Your gray's in danger of turning a little pink.
you should come and have lunch with us, before you go -- dickie?	Sure. Any time.
how do you do.	What are you doing in Mongi?
what evening?	Sure -- I know, that's too dangerous for you, fair enough, hey! we're brothers, fine, then you do this sordid thing with Marge, fucking her on the boat while we all have to listen, which was excruciating, frankly, plus you follow your cock around like a -- and now you're getting married! I'm bewildered, forgive me... you're lying to Marge then getting married to her, you're knocking up Silvana, you've got to play sax, you've got to play drums, which is it, Dickie, what do you really play?
the funny thing -- i'm not pretending to be somebody else and you are. i'm absolutely honest with you. i've told you my feelings. but you, first of all i know there's something -- that evening when we played chess, for instance, it was obvious --	What evening?
you can be a leech -- you know this -- and it's boring. you can be quite boring.	The funny thing -- I'm not pretending to be somebody else and you are. I'm absolutely honest with you. I've told you my feelings. But you, first of all I know there's something -- that evening when we played chess, for instance, it was obvious --
what?	You can be a leech -- you know this -- and it's boring. You can be quite boring.
i'm actually a little relieved you're going, to be honest. i think we've seen enough of each other for a while.	What?
no, no, it's not a threat, i've explained all of that.	I'm actually a little relieved you're going, to be honest. I think we've seen enough of each other for a while.
tom, i don't love you.	No, no, it's not a threat, I've explained all of that.
you love me and you're not marrying me.	Tom, I don't love you.
i love marge.	You love me and you're not marrying me.
yesterday you're ogling girls on the terrace, today you're getting married. it's absurd.	I love Marge.
how?	Yesterday you're ogling girls on the terrace, today you're getting married. It's absurd.
how?	How?
marge and i are getting married.	How?
you see, particularly with the marge problem, you can just blame me.	Marge and I are getting married.
oh god, i don't think so.	You see, particularly with the Marge problem, you can just blame me.
of course. let's say, for argument's sake, you were here -- perhaps we could split the rent on a house -- i'll get a job -- or, better still, i could get a place in rome and when we're there we could be there and if we're here we could be here --	Oh God, I don't think so.
really? to italy?	Of course. Let's say, for argument's sake, you were here -- perhaps we could split the rent on a house -- I'll get a job -- or, better still, I could get a place in Rome and when we're there we could be there and if we're here we could be here --
i thought i might come back. in the new year. under my own steam.	Really? To Italy?
so tell me.	I thought I might come back. In the New Year. Under my own steam.
i wanted to tell you my plan.	So tell me.
what?	So cool.
i'm thinking of giving up the sax, what do you think about drums?	What?
i've gotten to like it. i've gotten to like everything about the way you live. it's one big love affair. if you knew my life back home in new york...	I'm thinking of giving up the sax, what do you think about drums?
do you even like jazz -- or was that something for my benefit?	I've gotten to like it. I've gotten to like everything about the way you live. It's one big love affair. If you knew my life back home in New York...
ha.	Do you even like jazz -- or was that something for my benefit?
i knew it! i had a bet with marge!	Ha.
then i'll take it as a compliment.	I knew it! I had a bet with Marge!
i mean it as a compliment. you've got such great taste, i don't know. most of the thugs at princeton had tasted everything and had no taste. used to say, the cream of america: rich and thick. freddie's the perfect example.	Then I'll take it as a compliment.
why?	I mean it as a compliment. You've got such great taste, I don't know. Most of the thugs at Princeton had tasted everything and had no taste. Used to say, the cream of America: rich and thick. Freddie's the perfect example.
no reason. because you're leaving, i guess. i don't think you were there, were you?	Why?
why are you asking all of a sudden?	No reason. Because you're leaving, I guess. I don't think you were there, were you?
did i know you at princeton, tom? i didn't, did i?	Why are you asking all of a sudden?
esatto. i'm always planning.	Did I know you at Princeton, Tom? I didn't, did I?
ripley's plans.	Esatto. I'm always planning.
i've got plans!	Ripley's plans.
that's good.	I've got plans!
i'm suddenly quite happy to be going back.	That's good.
to mongi. you're cheerful tonight.	I'm suddenly quite happy to be going back.
to mongibello and the happiest days of my life.	To Mongi. You're cheerful tonight.
what about venice? can we stick to that plan at least?	I don't think so, Tom. You can't stay on here without money. It's time we all moved on. Besides I'm sick of Mongi. Especially now with everything -- I really want to move to the North. I need to check out San Remo next week, find somewhere new to keep the boat. But it would be great, though, if you came with me. Our last trip before you leave. There's a jazz festival -- we could say goodbye in style. What do you think? A last trip?
i can't, how can i, in all decency? we've had a good run, haven't we?	What about Venice? Can we stick to that plan at least?
i thought you might write again. now that we're brothers...	I can't, how can I, in all decency? We've had a good run, haven't we?
you can't blame him. you could hardly expect this to go on forever.	I thought you might write again. Now that we're brothers...
...the thousand dollars, of course, was only due in the event that you succeeded in bringing dickie home. naturally, i hope the trip has afforded you some pleasure despite the failure of its main objective you need no longer consider yourself obligated to us in any way...	You can't blame him. You could hardly expect this to go on forever.
she came to me for help, she needed money, and i didn't help her. i didn't help her. now she's dead and it's my fault.	I'm not going to say anything -- to Marge, or anybody, the police -- It's a secret between us and I'll keep it.
you've been so good to me. you're the brother i never had. i'm the brother you never had.	She came to me for help, she needed money, and I didn't help her. I didn't help her. Now she's dead and it's my fault.
what are you talking about?	You've been so good to me. You're the brother I never had. I'm the brother you never had.
i'm prepared to take the blame.	What are you talking about?
she was pregnant. did you know that? do you know what that means in a place like this?	I'm prepared to take the blame.
what's the fight about? that's her fiancee, isn't it? are they blaming him?	I don't know! Why are you asking me?  How can it take an hour to find an ambulance?
he's downstairs.	I was just fooling around. Don't say anything. Sorry.
is freddie here?	He's downstairs.
freddie drove me back in his car.	Is Freddie here?
i thought you'd missed the train.	Freddie drove me back in his car.
get undressed in your own room, would you?	I thought you'd missed the train.
you said i could pick out a jacket and i just... sorry.	Get undressed in your own room, would you?
shoes too?	You said I could pick out a jacket and I just... Sorry.
freddie's arranged it with some of the skiing crowd. come if you want but i thought you wanted to see the forum...?	I did. And then maybe get the jacket and what have you...
what club?	Freddie's arranged it with some of the skiing crowd. Come if you want but I thought you wanted to see the Forum...?
look, tom, we've got to go to a club and meet some friends of freddie's. the best thing is -- if you want to be a tourist -- grab a cab and we can meet up at the railway station.	What club?
freddie?	Freddie Miles. You know -- he's organizing the Cortina skiing trip.
relax. the most important question is where to eat. i hope freddie made a reservation.	Freddie?
it's just there's so much to do in a single day.	Relax. The most important question is where to eat. I hope Freddie made a reservation.
relax.	It's just there's so much to do in a single day.
where do we find a carozza for the forum, or can we hire any of them -- ?	Relax.
i can't. i can't keep spending your father's money.	I love how responsible you are. My Dad should make you Chief Accountant or something. Let me buy you a jacket. There's a great place when we get to Rome, Batistoni.
you've got to get a new jacket. really. you must be sick of the same clothes. i'm sick of seeing you in them.	I can't. I can't keep spending your father's money.
he's getting impatient. he wants me to reassure him you'll be home by thanksgiving.	You've got to get a new jacket. Really. You must be sick of the same clothes. I'm sick of seeing you in them.
what does he say?	He's getting impatient. He wants me to reassure him you'll be home by Thanksgiving.
i didn't mean with you in it.	Okay, you get in. I'm like a prune anyway.
no!	I didn't mean with you in it.
means we never shared a bath. i'm cold. can i get in?	No!
me neither. nor does marge. all only children -- what does that mean?	Means we never shared a bath. I'm cold. Can I get in?
no, no brothers, no sisters.	Me neither. Nor does Marge. All only children -- what does that mean?
do you have any brothers?	No, no brothers, no sisters.
well we certainly know that's true.	Do you have any brothers?
your handwriting -- nothing more naked. see -- nothing's quite touching the line -- that's vanity.	Well we certainly know that's true.
it must be a deep secret, cause i don't know about it.	Your handwriting -- nothing more naked. See -- nothing's quite touching the line -- that's vanity.
pretty vile. see this: the s and the t, do you see? -- fine, vulnerable -- that's pain, that's secret pain.	It must be a deep secret, cause I don't know about it.
i know. i write like a child.	Pretty vile. See this: The S and the T, do you see? -- fine, vulnerable -- that's pain, that's secret pain.
like clark kent.  now superman.	I know. I write like a child.
without the glasses you're not even ugly.  i don't need them because i never read. how do i look.	Like Clark Kent.  Now Superman.
now your signature.  not "dickie". your signature.	Without the glasses you're not even ugly.  I don't need them because I never read. How do I look.
she can do that stuff for you. anyway, just wear some of my things, wear anything you want, most of it's ancient.	Now your signature.  Not "Dickie". Your signature.
no! i've got more than one shirt!	She can do that stuff for you. Anyway, just wear some of my things, wear anything you want, most of it's ancient.
i love the fact you brought shakespeare with you and no clothes. ermelinda says you wash the same shirt out every night. is that true?	No! I've got more than one shirt!
copy out from here...	I love the fact you brought Shakespeare with you and no clothes. Ermelinda says you wash the same shirt out every night. Is that true?
the mysterious mr ripley. marge and i spend hours speculating.  cold beer. thank you dad.	Copy out from here...
a few places -- that's a few jobs. anyway, i don't want to think about new york.	The mysterious Mr Ripley. Marge and I spend hours speculating.  Cold beer. Thank you Dad.
that's one job, you told me a lot of jobs.	A few places -- that's a few jobs. Anyway, I don't want to think about New York.
i played piano in a few places.	That's one job, you told me a lot of jobs.
i could fuck this icebox i love it so much.  what were you actually doing in new york?	I played piano in a few places.
you're breaking my ribs!	I could fuck this icebox I love it so much.  What were you actually doing in New York?
what?	You're breaking my ribs!
you're breaking my ribs!	What?
and rome.	Do you ski?  Don't tell me -- you're a lost cause! That's the next thing to deal with. We're planning to go to Cortina at Christmas. Excellent skiing. Excellent.  Marge -- Ripley can't ski. We'll have to teach him that, too. Have you ever known such low class?
see venice and die, isn't that right? or is it rome? you do something and die, don't you? okay, venice is on the list.	And Rome.
i have to go to venice.	See Venice and die, isn't that right? Or is it Rome? You do something and die, don't you? Okay, Venice is on the list.
sure. i love venice.	I have to go to Venice.
could we sail to venice?	Sure. I love Venice.
i'm doing this wrong, aren't i?	You're doing great. We'll make a sailor of you yet. You're doing really well.
oh god -- i can just imagine -- if only dickie would settle down... doesn't every parent deserve a grandchild? never! i swear on your ring, marge. i am never going back.	I'm doing this wrong, aren't I?
your parents met her.	Oh God -- I can just imagine -- if only Dickie would settle down... doesn't every parent deserve a grandchild? Never! I swear on your ring, Marge. I am never going back.
you're a dark horse, ripley. engaged?	Your parents met her.
this is so good of you.	Don't say it again. Now you're a Double Agent and we're going to string my Dad along, I was thinking we might buy a little car with the expense money he's sending you. What do you think, Marge... a little Cinquecento with my Dad's money?
i can't write and i can't spell. that's the privilege of a first-class education. you're upstairs at the back. i think ermelinda made the bed up.	This is so good of you.
what time is it?  oh god! do you always type your letters?  that should be two ts.	I can't write and I can't spell. That's the privilege of a first-class education. You're upstairs at the back. I think Ermelinda made the bed up.
good afternoon!	What time is it?  Oh God! Do you always type your letters?  That should be two Ts.
i don't know. what's the name of your sailboat?	Bird!
bird! ask me the name of my sailboat --	I don't know. What's the name of your sailboat?
i love jazz.	This is the best. Marge says she likes jazz, but she things Glenn Miller is jazz.
you like jazz!	I love jazz.
i don't know, dickie, i'm just telling you what i --	Go back! Go back to New York or call him if you can find a telephone that works, and tell him wild horses wouldn't drag me back to him or his shipyard.
it's got nothing to do with my mother! she's had leukemia for -- ! this is what makes me boil about him! he wants me back! -- it's got nothing to do with my mother.	I don't know, Dickie, I'm just telling you what I --
no, i think your mother, her illness --	It's got nothing to do with my mother! She's had leukemia for -- ! This is what makes me boil about him! HE wants me back! -- it's got nothing to do with my mother.
i'm never going back!	No, I think your mother, her illness --
what?	I'd pay you. If you would go to Italy and persuade my son to come home. I'd pay you $1000.
could you ever conceive of going there, tom, and bringing him back?	What?
i met him in new york.	Marge! You've got to hear this!
i feel like he's here. horrible. like the old bastard is here right now! that's brilliant! how do you know him?	I met him in New York.
jazz, let's face it, it's just an insolent noise.	I feel like he's here. Horrible. Like the old bastard is here right now! That's brilliant! How do you know him?
stop! it's too much! you're making all the hairs on my neck stand up!	Jazz, let's face it, it's just an insolent noise.
i like to sail, believe me, i love to sail! instead i make boats and other people sail them.	Stop! It's too much! You're making all the hairs on my neck stand up!
what? what's this?	I like to sail, believe me, I love to sail! Instead I make boats and other people sail them.
now? okay. wait a minute. talent --  the only talent my son has is for cashing his allowance.	What? What's this?
that's three. nobody should have more than one talent. okay, do an impression.	Now? Okay. Wait a minute. Talent --  The only talent my son has is for cashing his allowance.
forging signatures. telling lies. impersonating practically anybody.	That's three. Nobody should have more than one talent. Okay, do an impression.
can you mix a martini?	Sure.
i'm intruding.	Can you mix a martini?
who? oh, tom, hello, how are you? we thought you'd disappeared. we were going to send out a search party.	No, still here.
you know, a primer.	That's funny.
say again?	You know, a primer.
it's just an undercoat.	Say again?
passing through! you're so white. did you ever see a guy so white, marge? gray, actually.	It's just an undercoat.
nothing. nothing much. passing through.	Passing through! You're so white. Did you ever see a guy so white, Marge? Gray, actually.
princeton is like a fog, america's like a fog.  this is marge sherwood. tom -- sorry, what was it?	Ripley. Hullo. How do you do.
well, i knew you, so i suppose you must have known me.	Princeton is like a fog, America's like a fog.  This is Marge Sherwood. Tom -- sorry, what was it?
okay.  and did we know each other?	Well, I knew you, so I suppose you must have known me.
it's tom. tom ripley. we were at princeton together.	Okay.  And did we know each other?
who's this?	It's Tom. Tom Ripley. We were at Princeton together.
marge-maintenance.	Aye, aye.
what are you doing?	Marge-maintenance.
just point her at capri and avoid the rocks.	What are you doing?
sure.	Just point her at Capri and avoid the rocks.
do you think you can steer this thing?	Sure.
i don't think so. come back with me to rome. there's this great new club. have some drinks, lotta ladies...	Do you think you can steer this thing?
come on, frederico, do you really have to go back? at least stick around for the festival of the madonna.	I don't think so. Come back with me to Rome. There's this great new club. Have some drinks, lotta ladies...
dick -- you've got to hear this!	Listen, just take one of mine when we get back. Don't worry about it. I did the Forum with Marge and, frankly, once is enough in anyone's life.
this is tom ripley. freddie miles.	Hey, if I'm late, think what her husband's saying!
ciao bello.  don't you want to fuck every woman you see. just once.	This is Tom Ripley. Freddie Miles.
frederico!	Ciao bello.  Don't you want to fuck every woman you see. Just once.
i suggest you ask dickie that yourself. otello's is on delle croce, just off the corso.	Is it on "delle Croce, just off the Corso"? You're a quick study, aren't you? Last time you didn't know your ass from your elbow, now you're giving me directions. That's not fair, you probably do know your ass from your elbow. I'll see you.
what? i think i'm saying it. something's going on. he's either converted to christianity -- or to something else.	I suggest you ask Dickie that yourself. Otello's is on delle Croce, just off the Corso.
freddie, do you have something to say?	What? I think I'm saying it. Something's going on. He's either converted to Christianity -- or to something else.
have you done something to your hair?	Freddie, do you have something to say?
hardly.	Have you done something to your hair?
in fact the only thing which looks like dickie is you.	Hardly.
you should watch that!	In fact the only thing which looks like Dickie is you.
did this place come furnished? it doesn't look like dickie. horrible isn't it? -- so bourgeois.	You should watch that!
no. no, i'm staying here for a few days, in rome. that's a new piano, so you prob --	Did this place come furnished? It doesn't look like Dickie. Horrible isn't it? -- so bourgeois.
no thanks.  some kid at the american express office.  are you living here?	No. No, I'm staying here for a few days, in Rome. That's a new piano, so you prob --
how did you find him? it's such an out of the way apartment. can i fix you a drink?	No thanks.  Some kid at the American Express Office.  Are you living here?
which is horseshit. have you heard him play that thing?  he can't.	How did you find him? It's such an out of the way apartment. Can I fix you a drink?
of course, he's been very involved in his music, hasn't he? i think his theory is, you know, you have to go into a cocoon before you can become a butterfly.	Which is horseshit. Have you heard him play that thing?  He can't.
he was supposed to come skiing. i didn't get a cable or a call or a note or, frankly, a fart.	Of course, he's been very involved in his music, hasn't he? I think his theory is, you know, you have to go into a cocoon before you can become a butterfly.
what about christmas?	He was supposed to come skiing. I didn't get a cable or a call or a note or, frankly, a fart.
because he's been hiding from me -- what happened at christmas?	What about Christmas?
he's gone to dinner! search the place. i can't think why you would imagine dickie would hide from you.	Because he's been hiding from me -- what happened at Christmas?
the landlady -- as far as i could tell, the landlady said he was here right now.	He's gone to dinner! Search the place. I can't think why you would imagine Dickie would hide from you.
i guess.	The landlady -- as far as I could tell, the landlady said he was here right now.
i don't think he's at dinner at 6.30pm. if you said he was still at lunch i'd believe you. incredible. the guy has disappeared off the face of the earth.	I guess.
yes, i'm good, thank you. dickies at dinner. he's at otello's. do you know it?	I don't think he's at dinner at 6.30pm. If you said he was still at lunch I'd believe you. Incredible. The guy has disappeared off the face of the earth.
oh hello, where's dickie? how are you?	Yes, I'm good, thank you. Dickies at dinner. He's at Otello's. Do you know it?
hello, freddie, it's tom, tom ripley.	Oh hello, where's Dickie? How are you?
who is it?	It's Freddie. Let me in.
dickie?	Who is it?
hello?	Dickie?
we could go down to the bar -- no need for you to --	No, he should talk to you alone.
i'm going to take marge for a little walk, tom. mr maccarron wants to talk with you.	We could go down to the bar -- no need for you to --
perhaps you didn't mention them because there's only one conclusion to be drawn.	I'm going to take Marge for a little walk, Tom. Mr MacCarron wants to talk with you.
you know i feel ridiculous i didn't mention them yesterday -- i clean forgot -- ridiculous.	Perhaps you didn't mention them because there's only one conclusion to be drawn.
marge has been telling us about the rings.	You know I feel ridiculous I didn't mention them yesterday -- I clean forgot -- ridiculous.
hello, sir.  marge, you should have waited, didn't peter tell you i'd come by and pick you up?	Marge has been telling us about the rings.
tom.	Hello, sir.  Marge, you should have waited, didn't Peter tell you I'd come by and pick you up?
i feel guilty. i feel like i pushed him away. i spoke and he heard you.	Well, if we all pushed him away what about him pushing us away? You've been a great friend to my son. Everything is someone else's fault. We all want to sow wild oars. Somebody's got to -- what's the word?  The moment someone confronts him he lashes out. He lashes out. You know, people always say you can't choose your parents, but you can't choose your children.
and his passport photo? did you hear? to scratch out your own face like that -- can you imagine -- the frame of mind you'd have to be in?  i've thought about going to the police but i can't face it. i can't face anything anymore.	I feel guilty. I feel like I pushed him away. I spoke and he heard you.
i think it might hurt her to know.	And his passport photo? Did you hear? To scratch out your own face like that -- can you imagine -- the frame of mind you'd have to be in?  I've thought about going to the police but I can't face it. I can't face anything anymore.
no, marge doesn't know the half of it.	I think it might hurt her to know.
he's being thorough, that's all. i'm learning about my son, tom, now he's missing. i'm learning a great deal about him. i hope you can fill in some more blanks for me. marge has been good enough to do that, about mongibello.	I'll try my best, sir. Obviously I'll do anything to help Dickie.
yes. what's the detective hoping to find in san remo?	He's being thorough, that's all. I'm learning about my son, Tom, now he's missing. I'm learning a great deal about him. I hope you can fill in some more blanks for me. Marge has been good enough to do that, about Mongibello.
yes it is.	Marge, good morning. Unusual weather.
far cry from new york.	Yes it is.
i'm well, thank you.	Far cry from New York.
tom. how are you? you look well.	I'm well, thank you.
mr greenleaf.	Tom. How are you? You look well.
i've always wanted to go to europe, sir, but...	Good. Now you can go for a reason.
could you ever conceive of going to italy, tom, persuade my son to come home?  i'd pay you. i'd pay you 1000 dollars.	I've always wanted to go to Europe, sir, but...
tom ripley. thank you, sir.	I see you were at Princeton. Then you'll most likely know our son, Dick. Dickie Greenleaf...
most enjoyable. herbert greenleaf.	Tom Ripley. Thank you, sir.
i don't know, i don't know, i just know it.	Marge, there's female intuition, and then there are facts --
such as?	What a waste of lives and opportunities and --
you don't want to, dear. i'd like to talk to tom alone -- perhaps this afternoon? would you mind? marge, what a man may say to his sweetheart and what he'll admit to another fellow --	Such as?
i just don't believe that!	You don't want to, dear. I'd like to talk to Tom alone -- perhaps this afternoon? Would you mind? Marge, what a man may say to his sweetheart and what he'll admit to another fellow --
this theory, the letter he left for you, the police think that's a clear indication he was planning on doing something... to himself.	I just don't believe that!
where's mr maccarron?	San Remo. The police are amateurs. Well, my boy, it's come to a pretty pass, hasn't it?
pretty good. sticking with hot water.	Where's Mr MacCarron?
thanks, yes, i think we did.	One minute you people are children and the next you're getting tattooed.
i was sure we'd met, weren't you, ted? this is herbert greenleaf's boy.	Thanks, yes, I think we did.
i'm sure we've met.	I was sure we'd met, weren't you, Ted? This is Herbert Greenleaf's boy.
there's room for a whole libretto on freddie's chest.	I'm sure we've met.
can you bear it? we hear you're a friend of freddie's -- he has i hate opera tattooed on his chest.	There's room for a whole libretto on Freddie's chest.
thanks so much for inviting me tonight.	Can you bear it? We hear you're a friend of Freddie's -- he has I hate Opera tattooed on his chest.
i hope she never knows.	Three different people saw Dickie get into Freddie Miles' car. A man who won't identify himself because he was jumping someone else's wife at the time saw Dickie removing license plates from a red sports car. The Police know about this man because he happens to be a Policeman.
mr greenleaf appreciates your loyalty. he really does. marge, she's got a hundred theories, but there are a few things she doesn't know. we hope she never knows.	I hope she never knows.
okay.	Why do you think Dickie's father sent him to Europe in the first place? Did you know at Princeton Dickie Greenleaf half-killed a boy?
i don't care for b.s. i don't care to hear it. i don't care to speak it.	Okay.
i could probably see my bedroom from here. i can see my house. when you see where you live from a distance it's like a dream, isn't it?	I don't care for B.S. I don't care to hear it. I don't care to speak it.
is mr greenleaf here?	Mr Ripley? I'm Alvin MacCarron.
i know it was you -- i know it was you, tom. i know it was you. i know you killed dickie. i know it was you.	Oh Marge.
what?	I know it was you -- I know it was you, Tom. I know it was you. I know you killed Dickie. I know it was you.
why do i think there's never been a ripley rainy day?	What?
i don't know. peter has a concert in athens next month -- and he's asked if i want to go along, help out. he says goodbye by the way -- he's in rehearsal, otherwise --	Why do I think there's never been a Ripley rainy day?
what are you going to do now, tom?	I don't know. Peter has a concert in Athens next month -- and he's asked if I want to go along, help out. He says goodbye by the way -- he's in rehearsal, otherwise --
but i hope that note goes to new york in your purse, for a rainy day.	What are you going to do now, Tom?
it's all true.	I don't believe a single word you've said.
i don't believe you.	It's all true.
i feel as if you haven't heard anything i've been saying to you.	I don't believe you.
why? when?	I feel as if you haven't heard anything I've been saying to you.
i told you. he gave them to me.	Why? When?
why do you have dickie's rings?	I told you. He gave them to me.
today, for the first time, i've even wondered whether he might have killed freddie. he would get so crazy if anybody contradicted him -- well, you know that. marge. i loved you -- you might as well know -- i loved you, and because he knew i loved you, he let you think i loved him. didn't you see, couldn't you see? i don't know, maybe it's grotesque to say this now, so just write it on a piece of paper or something, and keep it in your purse for a rainy day. tom loves me.	Why do you have Dickie's rings?
the scent you're wearing. i bought it for you, not dickie. the thing about dickie. so many things. the day he was late back from rome -- i tried to tell you this -- he was with another girl. i'm not talking about meredith, another girl we met in a bar. he couldn't be faithful for five minutes. so when he makes a promise it doesn't mean what it means when you make a promise. or i do. he has so many realities, dickie, and he believes them all. he lies. he lies, that's his... half the time he doesn't even realize.	Today, for the first time, I've even wondered whether he might have killed Freddie. He would get so crazy if anybody contradicted him -- well, you know that. Marge. I loved you -- you might as well know -- I loved you, and because he knew I loved you, he let you think I loved him. Didn't you see, couldn't you see? I don't know, maybe it's grotesque to say this now, so just write it on a piece of paper or something, and keep it in your purse for a rainy day. Tom loves me.
i was looking for a needle and thread. i wasn't snooping. i was looking for a needle and thread to mend my bra.	The scent you're wearing. I bought it for you, not Dickie. The thing about Dickie. So many things. The day he was late back from Rome -- I tried to tell you this -- he was with another girl. I'm not talking about Meredith, another girl we met in a bar. He couldn't be faithful for five minutes. So when he makes a promise it doesn't mean what it means when you make a promise. Or I do. He has so many realities, Dickie, and he believes them all. He lies. He lies, that's his... half the time he doesn't even realize.
marge? where are you going?	I was looking for a needle and thread. I wasn't snooping. I was looking for a needle and thread to mend my bra.
he promised me. i swear i'll never take off this ring until the day --	Shut up! Shut up!
marge, calm down, you're being hysterical.	He promised me. I swear I'll never take off this ring until the day --
i have to tell mr greenleaf. i have to tell mr greenleaf. i have to tell mr greenleaf.	Marge, calm down, you're being hysterical.
let me put on some clothes and then we can talk about this.	I have to tell Mr Greenleaf. I have to tell Mr Greenleaf. I have to tell Mr Greenleaf.
dickie promised me he would never take off this ring.	Let me put on some clothes and then we can talk about this.
i can explain.	Dickie promised me he would never take off this ring.
you've got dickie's rings.	I can explain.
what?	You've got Dickie's rings.
i found dickie's rings.	What?
tom, i need to talk to you. it's urgent.	I found Dickie's rings.
marge, i'm in the bath. won't be long.	Tom, I need to talk to you. It's urgent.
tom?	Marge, I'm in the bath. Won't be long.
he's having an early night.	Poor man.  We were knocking on that door for ever.  I think I've broken my strap.
did dickie's dad go?	He's having an early night.
very.	And you, sir? Any better?
look at me what?	To the manner born.
that's a terrific idea.	He's American. He's already discovered Dickie cashed checks for $1000 the day before he disappeared.
dickie hasn't killed himself. i'm sure of that. there's a private detective on the case now -- a mr maccarron -- dickie's father's employing him.	That's a terrific idea.
i was looking forward to seeing him.	Dickie hasn't killed himself. I'm sure of that. There's a private detective on the case now -- a Mr MacCarron -- Dickie's father's employing him.
hello marge!	Tom.
hello peter, so good to see you.	Hello Marge!
perhaps i shouldn't go either.	No, well go if you want to, but don't talk to the Police about my face -- they find out he hit me -- he's got a temper -- he could've hit Freddie.  Good luck, Marge. I'll catch up with you later.
we passed it a few blocks back, where the police were. the palazzo gioia. they don't even know i'm in rome and i'm not going to incriminate dickie --	Perhaps I shouldn't go either.
where does dickie live?	We passed it a few blocks back, where the police were. The Palazzo Gioia. They don't even know I'm in Rome and I'm not going to incriminate Dickie --
get on. i'll take you to him.	Where does Dickie live?
what?	Get on. I'll take you to him.
my face! there was an argument. i said some things i shouldn't have. about you. about the appalling way he's treating you, all of us. and the next thing i know he's launched himself at me.  are you getting on?	What?
dickie?	My face! There was an argument. I said some things I shouldn't have. About you. About the appalling way he's treating you, all of us. And the next thing I know he's launched himself at me.  Are you getting on?
dickie did it.	Dickie?
i tried again, waiting here, watching for him. instead it's you. whenever i look for dickie i find you.  what happened to your face?	Dickie did it.
i'd swear he didn't. of course he didn't.	I tried again, waiting here, watching for him. Instead it's you. Whenever I look for Dickie I find you.  What happened to your face?
tell me the truth. did he kill freddie?	I'd swear he didn't. Of course he didn't.
marge, when did you get here?	Tell me the truth. Did he kill Freddie?
did he kill freddie?	Marge, when did you get here?
he was there with someone. so i suppose she must have dragged him -- that's not fair. i'm going back to mongi. i think dickie's coming home.  i'm going to go home.	Really? That's swell. No, I was just -- you're way ahead of me! Great!
i don't believe it. wild horses wouldn't drag dickie to --	He was there with someone. So I suppose she must have dragged him -- that's not fair. I'm going back to Mongi. I think Dickie's coming home.  I'm going to go home.
dickie was at the opera last night.	I don't believe it. Wild horses wouldn't drag Dickie to --
marge, you know dickie has i hate opera tattooed on his chest.	You were going to Venice.
is he really not here?	Marge, you know Dickie has I hate Opera tattooed on his chest.
is he here? are you with dickie?	No.  Hello, I'm Tom Ripley.
marge, how are you? what are you doing in rome?	Is he here? Are you with Dickie?
oh my god. tom.	Marge, how are you? What are you doing in Rome?
he hates being confronted.	I think you're right.
how long's he staying for?	Search me. I guess we're abandoned.
errand number one -- deliver marge's perfume. errand number two, pack some clothes and his precious saxophone.	How long's he staying for?
thanks. he knows i love this, although why it couldn't have waited...	Errand number one -- deliver Marge's perfume. Errand number two, pack some clothes and his precious saxophone.
he was thinking of you, marge -- he asked me to deliver this.	Thanks. He knows I love this, although why it couldn't have waited...
is that what he said -- he wanted to be alone?	He was thinking of you, Marge -- he asked me to deliver this.
well, one day i'm invited skiing, the next day i'm not, one day we're all one family, the next day he wants to be alone. you tell me.	Is that what he said -- he wanted to be alone?
what does that mean?	Well, one day I'm invited skiing, the next day I'm not, one day we're all one family, the next day he wants to be alone. You tell me.
i don't know. i don't understand dickie, marge, so your guess is as good as mine.	What does that mean?
ha. did he say why?	I don't know. I don't understand Dickie, Marge, so your guess is as good as mine.
i think he's planning on staying in rome for a few days.	Ha. Did he say why?
where's dickie?	I think he's planning on staying in Rome for a few days.
i was just looking at you --  so quiet.	Where's Dickie?
yes -- i'm on a good streak, thanks.	I was just looking at you --  so quiet.
how are you? sorry. is your book going well?	Yes -- I'm on a good streak, thanks.
tom, you startled me! you're back.	How are you? Sorry. Is your book going well?
hello marge.	Tom, you startled me! You're back.
i'll go and see what's the matter.	I'll go.
dickie!	I'll go and see what's the matter.
what about cortina?	Didn't Dick say? -- He talked to Freddie... apparently it's not going to work out --  Freddie says there aren't enough rooms.
tell me, why is it when men play they always play at killing each other...? i'm sorry about cortina by the way.	What about Cortina?
so i'm learning.	He's not even aware of it. When you've got his attention you feel like you're the only person in the world. That's why everybody loves him. Other times...
the thing with dickie -- it's like the sun shines on you and it's glorious, then he forgets you and it's very very cold.	So I'm learning.
sure.	The thing with Dickie -- it's like the sun shines on you and it's glorious, then he forgets you and it's very very cold.
are you okay?	Sure.
i'm fine.	Are you okay?
you really should go in, it's marvelous.	I'm fine.
frances?	My fiance.
i have to find a birthday present for frances. perhaps you can help me?	Frances?
tom, i love you!  see!  i bought it for him, for his birthday.	It's superb.
that ring's so great. the green one.	Tom, I love you!  See!  I bought it for him, for his birthday.
dickie, you can't even drive a car! no, what we need urgently is an icebox. what do you think, tom? agree with me and i'll be your friend for life.	I absolutely agree with Marge.
which is ridiculous. boats are female, everyone knows you can't call a boat after a man.	He's not a man, he's a god.
i never said that!	Bird. That's jazz.
hello tom. you're off? what are your plans?	Back, I suppose, slowly as I can.
you were right about the telephones. there are no lines, there's some problem.	Hello Tom. You're off? What are your plans?
pleasure to meet you, dickie's made a fine catch. i know emily thinks so.	What's going on?
how would you know that?	He told me everything. I was supposed to meet him fifteen minutes ago, so I... I'm going to go now, I think. Unless he meant us to meet -- which would be a little cruel, wouldn't it?
marge, i don't know you, so i have no right, but dickie loves you. he's -- i think you'll find he's coming home to you.	How would you know that?
i told you! i knew it!	Marge, I don't know you, so I have no right, but Dickie loves you. He's -- I think you'll find he's coming home to you.
you were at the opera? well, that explains -- yes i was there. i was there with dickie.	I told you! I knew it!
dickie? do you know dickie?	You were at the Opera? Well, that explains -- yes I was there. I was there with Dickie.
what's funny?	No, nothing. I'm just thinking about when Tom arrived in Mongi.  And now look at you.
a hotel would've been fine.  we'll have to tell mr greenleaf how far his dollar has stretched.	What's funny?
that's why tom wanted you to stay. it's better than squeezing into my room, and i know how you hate hotels.	A hotel would've been fine.  We'll have to tell Mr Greenleaf how far his dollar has stretched.
this is spectacular.	That's why Tom wanted you to stay. It's better than squeezing into my room, and I know how you hate hotels.
no, it's tom's. splendid, eh?	Golly. Who's paying for this?
is this you?	No, it's Tom's. Splendid, eh?
where's dickie's father?	He's not coming till the morning. Evidently his stomach -- I don't think the food here is agreeing with him.
i think we sort of found each other.	Where's Dickie's father?
so you found peter...	I think we sort of found each other.
i hope so.	That was moving, wasn't it? When Meredith said --  Meredith's the American girl I saw last night, I know her, at the Opera, she's been seeing something of Dickie --
we think he's had a change of heart.  so we should be celebrating.	I hope so.
no, we're meeting another friend. tom ripley.	Do you know Tom?
look there's meredith thingy -- who's that, marge? -- they're in textiles... meredith --  god, how awful, i've spent christmas in her house...!	I don't know her.  He hasn't called, he's hardly written, just these cryptic notes. You don't just dump people.
peter smith-kingsley. i've heard about you, of course -- from marge, and dickie.	No glasses.
dickie, are you with peter smith- kingsley? i bet you are. my aunt thought she saw him.	Peter Smith-Kingsley? I haven't seen him in months. No, I'm alone.
you know what -- i am.	Dickie, are you with Peter Smith- Kingsley? I bet you are. My aunt thought she saw him.
so -- are you travelling under r?	You know what -- I am.
i know. look, i can't talk now. later. later?	So -- are you travelling under R?
you know, the whole world thinks you killed freddie? it's terrible.	I know. Look, I can't talk now. Later. Later?
they're letting me have this vacation. which is why the get-up. which is why you haven't heard from me.	You know, the whole world thinks you killed Freddie? It's terrible.
you're kidding.	They're letting me have this vacation. Which is why the get-up. Which is why you haven't heard from me.
i haven't been hiding. i've been in police custody. they've been trying to flush out freddie's killer.	You're kidding.
when i thought about you i was mostly hating you. where've you been hiding?	I haven't been hiding. I've been in Police custody. They've been trying to flush out Freddie's killer.
i've thought about you.	When I thought about you I was mostly hating you. Where've you been hiding?
and co. a lot of co. oh, god, i've thought about you so much.	I've thought about you.
of course. aunt joan.	And co. A lot of co. Oh, God, I've thought about you so much.
hardly. i couldn't be less alone.	Of course. Aunt Joan.
just kidding. are you alone?	Hardly. I couldn't be less alone.
what?	Just kidding. Are you alone?
well, you've spotted me and so you get the reward.	What?
i was looking at you, your clothes, i wouldn't have known you...	Well, you've spotted me and so you get the reward.
hello meredith.	I was looking at you, your clothes, I wouldn't have known you...
dickie, my god!	Hello Meredith.
i don't -- is that by the spanish steps?	Exactly. 10.30 --
oh meredith, i'm sorry. of course i'll meet you. let's have coffee in the morning at dinelli's.	I don't -- is that by the Spanish Steps?
will you meet me tomorrow? just to say goodbye in the daylight, properly? so it's not just this, it's too... you should always save pain for daylight...	Oh Meredith, I'm sorry. Of course I'll meet you. Let's have coffee in the morning at Dinelli's.
beating you away.	Will you meet me tomorrow? Just to say goodbye in the daylight, properly? So it's not just this, it's too... you should always save pain for daylight...
otherwise you'd be fighting me off.	Beating you away.
no, i absolutely understand. of course.	Otherwise you'd be fighting me off.
you're such a pal to understand. it's as if marge is here now -- i look at you and i see her face -- and i can't, whatever i'm feeling towards you -- i just can't...	No, I absolutely understand. Of course.
don't worry. really. don't worry.	You're such a pal to understand. It's as if Marge is here now -- I look at you and I see her face -- and I can't, whatever I'm feeling towards you -- I just can't...
okay then, you're crazy.	Don't worry. Really. Don't worry.
c'mon, i need to talk to you. just the two of us.	Okay then, you're crazy.
you're crazy! it's freezing out there.	C'mon, I need to talk to you. Just the two of us.
let's take a carozza and look at the moon.	You're crazy! It's freezing out there.
i thought you were enjoying yourself?	Let's take a Carozza and look at the moon.
let's go.	I thought you were enjoying yourself?
show me the other one again.  i like them both.	I'll take them both.
i know.	I've never admitted that to anyone.
the truth is if you've had money your entire life, even if you despise it, which we do -- agreed? -- you're only truly comfortable around other people who have it and despise it.	I know.
don't be sorry. i've never been happier. i feel like i've been handed a new life.	The truth is if you've had money your entire life, even if you despise it, which we do -- agreed? -- you're only truly comfortable around other people who have it and despise it.
sorry, i wouldn't have made a joke if --	Don't be sorry. I've never been happier. I feel like I've been handed a new life.
i've left marge, meredith. and mongi. so the rat's here now, in rome.	Sorry, I wouldn't have made a joke if --
now? i don't think so. but i've met him, of course, and we've chatted and i know about you and marge and mongi and what an unreliable rat you are. freddie said you were a rat and i thought to myself now i know why he travels under r.	I've left Marge, Meredith. And Mongi. So the rat's here now, in Rome.
is freddie in rome?	Now? I don't think so. But I've met him, of course, and we've chatted and I know about you and Marge and Mongi and what an unreliable rat you are. Freddie said you were a rat and I thought to myself now I know why he travels under R.
everybody knows freddie miles.	Is Freddie in Rome?
how did you know that?	Everybody knows Freddie Miles.
at christmas. to cortina with freddie miles and --	How did you know that?
what?	At Christmas. To Cortina with Freddie Miles and --
but you're going skiing with us yankees, aren't you?	What?
randall.	Right.
as in the textile logues. trying to shrug off the dress. i travel under my mother's name, too.	Randall.
as in the...?	As in the Textile Logues. Trying to shrug off the dress. I travel under my mother's name, too.
the funny thing is, i'm not randall either. i'm logue.	As in the...?
emily.  just kidding.	The funny thing is, I'm not Randall either. I'm Logue.
which is?	Emily.  Just kidding.
my father wants me in new york. he builds boats. i'd rather sail them. i travel under my mother's name.	Which is?
so now, did they put your suitcase in the wrong pile? it's just -- upstairs -- weren't you under the r stand? i thought i saw you there.	My father wants me in New York. He builds boats. I'd rather sail them. I travel under my mother's name.
trying not to be. trying to jump ship.	So now, did they put your suitcase in the wrong pile? It's just -- upstairs -- weren't you under the R stand? I thought I saw you there.
you're not the shipping greenleaf's?	Trying not to be. Trying to jump ship.
hello.	You're not the Shipping Greenleaf's?
dickie, dickie greenleaf. hello.	Hello.
i'm meredith, by the way. meredith randall.	Dickie, Dickie Greenleaf. Hello.
no, it's just -- you are american, aren't you? -- no, i just, i have so much luggage, and you're so, uh, streamlined. it's humiliating.	I'm Meredith, by the way. Meredith Randall.
excuse me?	No, it's just -- you are American, aren't you? -- no, I just, I have so much luggage, and you're so, uh, streamlined. It's humiliating.
what's your secret?	Excuse me?
questa lettera e stata trovata nell'abitazione del signor richard greenleaf a roma.	They found this in Dickie's place in Rome.
hmm. c'e questa...	Questa lettera e stata trovata nell'abitazione del signor Richard Greenleaf a Roma.
a ragione. a ragione.	Hmm. C'e questa...
non e questo il luogo per le vostre conversazioni private!	A ragione. A ragione.
il signor ripley ha sviluppate tendenze omosessuali?	Are you a homosexual?  Interesting non-sequitur.
he thinks it's very cold to be sleeping outside.	Il signor Ripley ha sviluppate tendenze omosessuali?
all'aperto? col freddo che ha fatto?	He thinks it's very cold to be sleeping outside.
dove e stato il signor ripley da allora?	Where have you been since then?
he's taken over the case because... they're annoyed the previous chap let dickie... disappear when he was the only, he was the only suspect in freddie's murder.	Quando e stata l'ultima volta che il signor Ripley ha visto il signor Greenleaf?
ho assunto io la guida delle indagini in seguito alla negativa valutazione delle disdicevoli circostanze verificatesi con il mio predecessore roverini che come e noto non e riuscito a impedire il verificarsi della scomparsa del signor greenleaf, il quale era l'unica persona al momento passibile di incriminazione del reato di omicidio del signor miles.	He's taken over the case because... they're annoyed the previous chap let Dickie... disappear when he was the only, he was the only suspect in Freddie's murder.
you're such a liar...	...Tom is a mystery...
good things about tom ripley? could take some time!... tom is talented. tom is tender... tom is beautiful...	You're such a liar...
you have the key. tell me some good things about tom ripley. don't get up. just tell me some nice things.	Good things about Tom Ripley? Could take some time!... Tom is talented. Tom is tender... Tom is beautiful...
and don't forget. i have the key.	You have the key. Tell me some good things about Tom Ripley. Don't get up. Just tell me some nice things.
peter, i... i...	And don't forget. I have the key.
what are you talking about -- you're not a nobody! that's the last thing you are.	Peter, I... I...
i suppose i always thought -- better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.	What are you talking about -- you're not a nobody! That's the last thing you are.
what do you mean lied about who you are?	I suppose I always thought -- better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
i know. i'm lost, too. i'm going to be stuck in the basement, aren't i, that's my, that's my -- terrible and alone and dark -- and i've lied about who i am, and where i am, and so nobody can ever find me.	What do you mean lied about who you are?
really, why?  sorry, i'm completely lost.	I know. I'm lost, too. I'm going to be stuck in the basement, aren't I, that's my, that's my -- terrible and alone and dark -- and I've lied about who I am, and where I am, and so nobody can ever find me.
well that would be even better gossip.	Really, why?  Sorry, I'm completely lost.
or tom and peter even.	Well that would be even better gossip.
dickie and peter, that's just too good gossip, isn't it?	Or Tom and Peter even.
why lie?	Dickie and Peter, that's just too good gossip, isn't it?
i lied. to her. she thought she'd seen you.	Why lie?
didn't look that way -- you know -- from a distance.	I lied. To her. She thought she'd seen you.
hardly kissing. kissing off.	Didn't look that way -- you know -- from a distance.
meredith logue. you were kissing somebody. looked like meredith.	Hardly kissing. Kissing off.
was who meredith?	Meredith Logue. You were kissing somebody. Looked like Meredith.
was that meredith?	Was who Meredith?
good. but i think we should stay in here for the rest of the trip.	Was that Meredith?
how was it?	Good. But I think we should stay in here for the rest of the trip.
you go. i don't want to get dressed yet. come back though. come back.  you know, you look so relaxed, like a completely different person.	Well, that's entirely your fault. And, if I fall overboard, that'll be your fault too.
i don't know. both. my plan right now is to go up on deck, look at the sunset. come with me.	You go. I don't want to get dressed yet. Come back though. Come back.  You know, you look so relaxed, like a completely different person.
plans -- good, plans for tonight or plans for the future?	I don't know. Both. My plan right now is to go up on deck, look at the sunset. Come with me.
all kinds of things. making plans.	Plans -- good, plans for tonight or plans for the future?
hello. what are you up to?	All kinds of things. Making plans.
nothing.	Hello. What are you up to?
what do you want to change about this moment?	Nothing.
ask me what i want to change about this moment.	What do you want to change about this moment?
tom. tom! tell me, what's going on?	I give up.
you try. you try talking to her.	Tom. Tom! Tell me, what's going on?
tom, are you okay?	You try. You try talking to her.
it's okay.	Or I could come back.
do you want me to stick around?	It's okay.
i'm fine.	Do you want me to stick around?
are you okay?	I'm fine.
not guilty.	I'll fix some drinks.
i'm sorry. i was asleep. i must have fallen asleep.	You look ghastly, Tom. Are you okay?
i keep wanting to do that -- fling open the door -- let the light in, clean everything out. if i could get a huge eraser and rub everything out... starting with myself... the thing is, peter, if...	No key, huh?
probably. in my case it's probably a whole building.	Then you meet someone special and all you want to do is toss them the key, say open up, step inside, but you can't because it's dark and there are demons and if anybody saw how ugly it was...
don't you put the past in a room, in the cellar, and lock the door and just never go in there? because that's what i do.	Probably. In my case it's probably a whole building.
but you're still tormented, you must be, you've killed somebody...	Don't you put the past in a room, in the cellar, and lock the door and just never go in there? Because that's what I do.
whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful -- it all makes sense, doesn't it? inside your head. you never meet anybody who thinks they're a bad person or that they're cruel.	But you're still tormented, you must be, you've killed somebody...
can you imagine, if dickie did kill freddie, what must that be like? to wake up every morning, how can you? just wake up and be a person, drink a coffee...?	Whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful -- it all makes sense, doesn't it? Inside your head. You never meet anybody who thinks they're a bad person or that they're cruel.
he's already angry, i don't think --	Just because he doesn't like Americans!
no i did not. i did not kill freddie miles and then kill dickie greenleaf. is he accusing me?  ask him if he's accusing me!	He's already angry, I don't think --
he wants to know if you killed freddie miles and then killed dickie greenleaf?	No I did not. I did not kill Freddie Miles and then kill Dickie Greenleaf. Is he accusing me?  Ask him if he's accusing me!
what did he say?	He says so many fiances.
tell him i have a fiance, dickie has a fiance and freddie miles probably had a string of them.	Il signor Ripley ha una fidanzata, il signor Dickie ha una fidanzata e probabilmente il signor Freddie Miles ha molte fidanzate.
no.  by the way, officially there are no italian homosexuals. makes leonardo, michelangelo very inconvenient.	Tell him I have a fiance, Dickie has a fiance and Freddie Miles probably had a string of them.
no.	No.  By the way, officially there are no Italian homosexuals. Makes Leonardo, Michelangelo very inconvenient.
i've been backpacking.	I don't know how to translate that.  E difficile... il signor Ripley... dormiva all'aperto, con un...
in rome, about three weeks ago.  i knew that one.	A Roma, circa tre settimane fa.
you've seen the papers, you know what a big deal it's been here. american tourist murdered --	It's ridiculous but now you've mentioned the stench I can hardly breathe.
no, but i thought that didn't happen in italy, that each region was completely separate! i was sure that was the --	You've seen the papers, you know what a big deal it's been here. American tourist murdered --
that's good, isn't it?	No, but I thought that didn't happen in Italy, that each region was completely separate! I was sure that was the --
what do you mean? they're sending someone from rome?	That's good, isn't it?
anyway i've got to the bottom of the delay. finally. we're waiting for someone from rome.	What do you mean? They're sending someone from Rome?
it's okay.	Anyway I've got to the bottom of the delay. Finally. We're waiting for someone from Rome.
welcome to venice. this place reeks, doesn't it? can you smell it? ugh. sorry. not the best way to spend your first day.	It's okay.
that dickie murdered you and is travelling under your passport. i know, ridiculous.	Welcome to Venice. This place reeks, doesn't it? Can you smell it? Ugh. Sorry. Not the best way to spend your first day.
what rumour?	That Dickie murdered you and is travelling under your passport. I know, ridiculous.
don't be daft. it's fine. i'm delighted you finally made it to venice. i'm delighted, contrary to rumour, you're still in one piece?	What rumour?
peter, i'm really sorry to put you through this. i just couldn't face going to the police by myself when my italian's so rotten.	Don't be daft. It's fine. I'm delighted you finally made it to Venice. I'm delighted, contrary to rumour, you're still in one piece?
but the point is dickie -- well we know this -- dickie loves marge and he misses her and apparently he's come to his senses...	It's fantastic.  I feel guilty. Marge doesn't understand this, but anytime Dickie does something I feel guilty.
my god.	But the point is Dickie -- well we know this -- Dickie loves Marge and he misses her and apparently he's come to his senses...
not at all. morning tom.	Hi.  Sorry. You okay? You look as if you've seen a ghost...
sorry, sorry. had to renew my papers. italian bureaucracy -- never one stamp when they can make you line up for three. have you been waiting long?	Not at all. Morning Tom.
we'll be there.	Okay. Marge, see you tomorrow.  It's really good to meet you.
ten thirty?	We'll be there.
i know the piazza di spagna. what time?	Ten thirty?
tomorrow's possible. do you know dinelli's? piazza di spagna?	I know the Piazza di Spagna. What time?
and tomorrow?	Tomorrow's possible. Do you know Dinelli's? Piazza di Spagna?
i can't later.	And tomorrow?
will we see you later?	I can't later.
well hurry, before we sink.  should i give you my telephone number in venice?	Thanks.
i am. i really am. and i've been travelling. i just can't seem to get that far north.	Well hurry, before we sink.  Should I give you my telephone number in Venice?
yes, what happened? i heard you were desperate to come. i was looking forward to rowing you around.	I am. I really am. And I've been travelling. I just can't seem to get that far north.
ditto.	Where are you hiding him? He's impossible, isn't he?
i have a witness who thinks they saw two men getting into mr miles' car. she wants to identify you in a -- confronto -- line-up.  tomorrow then?	Tomorrow.
absolutely.	I have a witness who thinks they saw two men getting into Mr Miles' car. She wants to identify you in a -- confronto -- line-up.  Tomorrow then?
good. the goldoni. yes -- you're right. a coincidence.  i look forward to our next meeting when i will be more careful with my english and persuade you to play me your saxophone. alto.	Absolutely.
no, i have and so has miss sherwood, ask her! and if i could remember which hotel he was staying at -- the goldoni! -- tom was staying at the goldoni.	Good. The Goldoni. Yes -- you're right. A coincidence.  I look forward to our next meeting when I will be more careful with my English and persuade you to play me your saxophone. Alto.
you have, yes.	No, I have and so has Miss Sherwood, ask her! And if I could remember which hotel he was staying at -- the Goldoni! -- Tom was staying at the Goldoni.
i have!	You have, yes.
sorry. no one has seen signor ripley since san --	I have!
it is a little coarse, yes.	Sorry. No one has seen Signor Ripley since San --
now i think i have upset you. my english perhaps is coarse.	It is a little coarse, yes.
i'm not in the habit of carrying around photographs of my male friends.	Now I think I have upset you. My English perhaps is coarse.
do you have a photograph of signor ripley?	I'm not in the habit of carrying around photographs of my male friends.
i think i just said. ripley was handling some business for me, nor does mr ripley want to marry me. nor did he ask me every day if i would marry him. and when.	Do you have a photograph of Signor Ripley?
may i ask... why would you speak to your friend and not your fiance?	I think I just said. Ripley was handling some business for me, nor does Mr Ripley want to marry me. Nor did he ask me every day if I would marry him. And when.
thank you.	May I ask... why would you speak to your friend and not your fiance?
let her in, what's the difference? let her in.  no, actually, no, i'd like it very much if you would ask her to come back later.	Thank you.
that is miss sherwood now. marge sherwood.	Let her in, what's the difference? Let her in.  No, actually, no, I'd like it very much if you would ask her to come back later.
31 people.	That is Miss Sherwood now. Marge Sherwood.
31 people.	31 people.
it's not a pattern, it's a coincidence. there must be fifty hotels in san remo, there must have been a hundred people renting a boat on that day.	31 people.
no. here is a pattern. two days ago freddie miles is dead -- he leaves your apartment and is murdered. yesterday a little boat is found in san remo full of rocks, and the owner tells the police it was stolen on november 7th. we look at hotel records and we see oh! dickie greenleaf is staying in san remo and then our boatman remembers two americans taking a boat.	It's not a pattern, it's a coincidence. There must be fifty hotels in San Remo, there must have been a hundred people renting a boat on that day.
no!	No. Here is a pattern. Two days ago Freddie Miles is dead -- he leaves your apartment and is murdered. Yesterday a little boat is found in San Remo full of rocks, and the owner tells the Police it was stolen on November 7th. We look at hotel records and we see oh! Dickie Greenleaf is staying in San Remo and then our boatman remembers two Americans taking a boat.
does he stay with you here?	No!
a few days ago.	Does he stay with you here?
and when did you last see signor ripley?	A few days ago.
i don't remember the exact date.	And when did you last see Signor Ripley?
november 7th is my information.	I don't remember the exact date.
was it? did you speak to tom?	November 7th is my information.
november, i thought.	Was it? Did you speak to Tom?
yes, sure, we did go to san remo. that was months ago.	November, I thought.
what about thomas ripley?	What about Ripley?
even her.	What about Thomas Ripley?
even your fiance...?	Even her.
i really don't want to see anybody.	Even your fiance...?
never. we've had many requests and, of course, we say no -- even to your fiance.	I really don't want to see anybody.
the telephone, the press, i've been, i'm feeling hounded -- do you think you could not give out my address?	Never. We've had many requests and, of course, we say no -- even to your fiance.
my scooter. i fell off. getting chased by photographers.	The telephone, the press, I've been, I'm feeling hounded -- do you think you could not give out my address?
of course. what happened to your face?	My scooter. I fell off. Getting chased by photographers.
can we go up? do you mind?	Of course. What happened to your face?
well, he certainly wasn't dead when he drove off in his car.	No.
yes, exactly, but his first, his first conclusion was that signor miles was killed not later than seven o'clock yesterday evening.	Well, he certainly wasn't dead when he drove off in his car.
postmortem?	Yes, exactly, but his first, his first conclusion was that Signor Miles was killed not later than seven o'clock yesterday evening.
so, the doctor, he has to make the --  -- come se dice?	Postmortem?
yes, if it's going to help, certainly.	So, the Doctor, he has to make the --  -- come se dice?
senta. we have to ask you to stay in rome.	Yes, if it's going to help, certainly.
i went to bed. freddie's a big man, but i'm in trouble after a couple of drinks. i've suffered all day. who found him?	Senta. We have to ask you to stay in Rome.
so signor miles drove away and you did what?	I went to bed. Freddie's a big man, but I'm in trouble after a couple of drinks. I've suffered all day. Who found him?
i can't be absolutely sure -- 8? 9? we'd both taken on far too many drinks -- but it was dark, it was certainly dark when i walked him down to his car.	So Signor Miles drove away and you did what?
it's a terrible shock, eh? what time did signor miles leave yesterday?	I can't be absolutely sure -- 8? 9? We'd both taken on far too many drinks -- but it was dark, it was certainly dark when I walked him down to his car.
inspector roverini. can we come in?	It's a terrible shock, eh? What time did Signor Miles leave yesterday?
yes?	Inspector Roverini. Can we come in?
dickie greenleaf?	Yes?
i can get you front and center. what do you like? i can get you mets, knicks, rangers? hell, i can get you the mayor's box.	Nah. I ain't interested.
huh?	I can get you front and center. What do you like? I can get you Mets, Knicks, Rangers? Hell, I can get you the Mayor's box.
you like ball games?	Huh?
it's hell out there all right. a real shit-eatin' war. i'll say this, though: it's bringing a lot of fantastic guns. the market's flooded. colt automatics are all over.	They'd never get me to go back. They'd have to shoot me first.  You got anything to carry these in?
yeah. i was all around. one hospital, then the next.	It's hell out there all right. A real shit-eatin' war. I'll say this, though: It's bringing a lot of fantastic guns. The market's flooded. Colt automatics are all over.
vietnam? i saw it on your jacket. where were you? bet you got to handle a lot of weapons out there.	Yeah. I was all around. One hospital, then the next.
huh?	Vietnam? I saw it on your jacket. Where were you? Bet you got to handle a lot of weapons out there.
you in nam? can't help but notice your jacket?	Huh?
sure, here, take this card, go to this place and give 'em the card. they'll charge you, but there won't be any hassle.	You in Nam? Can't help but notice your jacket?
is there a firing range around?	Sure, here, take this card, go to this place and give 'em the card. They'll charge you, but there won't be any hassle.
you can't carry in a cab even with a permit -- so why bother?	Is there a firing range around?
nah, this'll be fine.	You can't carry in a cab even with a permit -- so why bother?
well, you're talking big money now. i'd say at least five grand, maybe more, and it would take a while to check it out. the way things are going now $5.000 is probably low. you see, i try not to fool with the small-time crap. too risky, too little bread. say 6 g's, but if i get the permit it'll be as solid as the empire state building.	Nah, this'll be fine.
how much to get a permit to carry?	Well, you're talking big money now. I'd say at least five grand, maybe more, and it would take a while to check it out. The way things are going now $5.000 is probably low. You see, I try not to fool with the small-time crap. Too risky, too little bread. Say 6 G's, but if I get the permit it'll be as solid as the Empire State Building.
the .32's $150 -- and you're really getting a good deal now -- and all together it comes to, ah, seven eighty- five for four pieces and a holster. hell, i'll give you the holster, we'll make it seventy-five and you've got a deal -- a good one.	How much to get a permit to carry?
how much for everything.	The .32's $150 -- and you're really getting a good deal now -- and all together it comes to, ah, seven eighty- five for four pieces and a holster. Hell, I'll give you the holster, we'll make it seventy-five and you've got a deal -- a good one.
that's the colt .25 -- a fine little gun. don't do a lot of damage, but it's as fast as the devil. handy little gun, you can carry it almost anywhere. i'll throw it in for another $125.	How much for everything.
i want a .32. revolver. and a palm gun. that .22 there.	That's the Colt .25 -- a fine little gun. Don't do a lot of damage, but it's as fast as the Devil. Handy little gun, you can carry it almost anywhere. I'll throw it in for another $125.
some of these guns are like toys, but a smith and wesson, man, you can hit somebody over the head with it and it will still come back dead on. nothing beats quality.  you interested in an automatic?	I want a .32. Revolver. And a palm gun. That .22 there.
that's an expensive gun.	I got money.
you got a .44 magnum?	That's an expensive gun.
maybe i'll see you again sometime, huh?	Sure.
yeah.	Maybe I'll see you again sometime, huh?
travis?	Yeah.
thank you, travis.	Travis?
no, no, please. this fare's on me. please.	Thank you, Travis.
how are you, travis? i read about you in the papers.	Oh, I got over that. It was nothing, really. The papers always blow these things up.  A little stiffness. That'll go away. I just sleep more, that's all.
well, i hope he wins.	How are you, Travis? I read about you in the papers.
yes. it won't be long now. seventeen days.	Well, I hope he wins.
i see where palantine got the nomination.	Yes. It won't be long now. Seventeen days.
hello, betsy.	I see where Palantine got the nomination.
hello, travis.	Hello, Betsy.
keep it.	Can I call you?
what about the record?	Keep it.
i'm getting a taxi.	What about the record?
but... betsy...	I'm getting a taxi.
it's very simple. you go your way, i'll go mine. thanks anyway, travis.	But... Betsy...
huh?	It's very simple. You go your way, I'll go mine. Thanks anyway, Travis.
no, i don't feel so good. we're just two very different kinds of people, that's all.	Huh?
you mean you don't want to go to a movie?  there's plenty of movies around here.	No, I don't feel so good. We're just two very different kinds of people, that's all.
no, travis. you're a sweet guy and all that, but i think this is it. i'm going home.	You mean you don't want to go to a movie?  There's plenty of movies around here.
...there's plenty of movies around here. i haven't seen any of them, but i'm sure they're good.	No, Travis. You're a sweet guy and all that, but I think this is it. I'm going home.
my god!	We can go to another movie if you like, I don't care. I got money. There's plenty...
well... mostly...	My God!
i mean porno movies.	Well... mostly...
this is sort of high class...	I mean porno movies.
you mean these are the only kind of movies you go to?	This is sort of high class...
well, i don't follow movies too much...	You mean these are the only kind of movies you go to?
these are not the kind of movies i go to.	Well, I don't follow movies too much...
what do you mean?	These are not the kind of movies I go to.
i'm leaving.	What do you mean?
where are you going?	I'm leaving.
i forgot to get the coca-cola.	Where are you going?
what's wrong?	I forgot to get the Coca-Cola.
damn.	What's wrong?
no, these are the kind that couples go to. they're not like the other movies. all kinds of couples go. honest. i've seen them.	Damn.
but this is a porno movie.	No, these are the kind that couples go to. They're not like the other movies. All kinds of couples go. Honest. I've seen them.
i bought a couple of tickets.	But this is a porno movie.
what are you doing?	I bought a couple of tickets.
no.  i thought maybe you could play it for me on your player.	What are you doing?
so you haven't heard this record yet?	No.  I thought maybe you could play it for me on your player.
i don't follow music much. i'd like to though.  honest.	So you haven't heard this record yet?
your stereo broke? god, i could hardly stand that. i live on music.	I don't follow music much. I'd like to though.  Honest.
yeah, well my stereo player is broke. but i'm sure the record is ok.	Your stereo broke? God, I could hardly stand that. I live on music.
travis, you haven't even played the record?	Yeah, well my stereo player is broke. But I'm sure the record is OK.
he'll, what else can i do with it all?	Travis, you haven't even played the record?
you didn't have to spend your money -- ?	He'll, what else can I do with it all?
yeah. yes. i don't follow music too much.	Kris Kristofferson.
the singer?	Yeah. Yes. I don't follow music too much.
oh. who was that again?	The singer?
i didn't mean that, travis. just the part about the contradiction.	Oh. Who was that again?
i'm no pusher, betsy. honest. i never have pushed.	I didn't mean that, Travis. Just the part about the contradiction.
that song by kris kristofferson, where it's said "like a pusher, party truth, partly fiction, a walking contradiction".	I'm no pusher, Betsy. Honest. I never have pushed.
what?	That song by Kris Kristofferson, where it's said "Like a pusher, party truth, partly fiction, a walking contradiction".
you know what you remind me of?	What?
it keeps ya busy.	You know what you remind me of?
you must be rich.	It keeps ya busy.
sometimes 76 or 80. sometimes i squeeze a few more hours in the morning. eighty miles a day, a hundred miles a night.	You must be rich.
you mean you work seventy-two hours a week.	Sometimes 76 or 80. Sometimes I squeeze a few more hours in the morning. Eighty miles a day, a hundred miles a night.
i work a single, which means there's no replacement -- no second man on the cab. six to six, sometimes eight. seventy-two hours a week.	You mean you work seventy-two hours a week.
what hours do you work?	I work a single, which means there's no replacement -- no second man on the cab. Six to six, sometimes eight. Seventy-two hours a week.
well, no... not really... had some famous people in the cab.  i got this guy who makes lasers. not regular lasers, not the big kind. little lasers, pocket sized, small enough to clip your belt like a transistor radio, like a gun, you know. like a ray gun. zap.	What hours do you work?
that's very romantic. some of your fares must be interesting. see any stars, politicians, deliver any babies yet?	Well, no... not really... had some famous people in the cab.  I got this guy who makes lasers. Not regular lasers, not the big kind. Little lasers, pocket sized, small enough to clip your belt like a transistor radio, like a gun, you know. Like a ray gun. Zap.
i didn't mean you. but just ordinary people. a guy i know -- dough-boy -- met his wife that way. they got to talking. she said she usually caught the bus so he started picking her up at the bus stop, taking her home with the flag up.	That's very romantic. Some of your fares must be interesting. See any stars, politicians, deliver any babies yet?
well, i don't go to the plaza every night.	I didn't mean you. But just ordinary people. A guy I know -- Dough-Boy -- met his wife that way. They got to talking. She said she usually caught the bus so he started picking her up at the bus stop, taking her home with the flag up.
you'd be surprised how often you see the same people, get the same fare. people have patterns. they do more or less the same things every day. i can tell.	Well, I don't go to the Plaza every night.
that would have been quite a coincidence.	You'd be surprised how often you see the same people, get the same fare. People have patterns. They do more or less the same things every day. I can tell.
south bronx. the worst. i tried to ditch him, but he was already in the cab, so i had to take him. that's the law. otherwise i would have picked you up.	That would have been quite a coincidence.
the dmz?	South Bronx. The worst. I tried to ditch him, but he was already in the cab, so I had to take him. That's the law. Otherwise I would have picked you up.
if it wasn't for a drunk i would have picked you up. he wanted to go to the dmz.	The DMZ?
you're right! now i remember! it was after the western regional planners were in town and the meeting went late. the next day i was completely bushed. it was unbelievable.	If it wasn't for a drunk I would have picked you up. He wanted to go to the DMZ.
no. it was you. you had some manila folders and a pink bag from saks.	You're right! Now I remember! It was after the Western regional planners were in town and the meeting went late. The next day I was completely bushed. It was unbelievable.
three in the morning? i don't think so. i have to go to bed early. i work days. it must have been somebody else.	No. It was you. You had some manila folders and a pink bag from Saks.
late one night. about three. at the plaza.	Three in the morning? I don't think so. I have to go to bed early. I work days. It must have been somebody else.
huh?	Late one night. About three. At the plaza.
i know. i could have picked you up.	Huh?
com'on, travis. it's not that bad. i take lots of taxis.	I know. I could have picked you up.
the moon?	The full moon. One night I had three or four weirdos in a row and I looked up and, sure enough, there it was -- the full moon.
oh, you see lots of freaky stuff in a cab. especially when the moon's out.	The moon?
that's really something.	Oh, you see lots of freaky stuff in a cab. Especially when the moon's out.
i shut the meter off, for one thing. i knew i wasn't going to get paid. then i dropped him off at the cop shop. they took him.	That's really something.
what did you do?	I shut the meter off, for one thing. I knew I wasn't going to get paid. Then I dropped him off at the cop shop. They took him.
he'd been shot. i didn't know that. he just crawled into the back seat, said "west 45th street" and conked out.	What did you do?
really?	He'd been shot. I didn't know that. He just crawled into the back seat, said "West 45th Street" and conked out.
just people people, you know. just people.  had a dead man once.	Really?
what kind of people?	Just people people, you know. Just people.  Had a dead man once.
yeah, well...  in a cab you get to meet people. you meet lotsa people. it's good for you.	What kind of people?
after this job, i'm looking forward to being alone for a while.	Yeah, well...  In a cab you get to meet people. You meet lotsa people. It's good for you.
i had a regular job for a while, days. you know, doin' this, doin' that. but i didn't have anything to do at night. i got kinda lonely, you know, just wandering around. so i decided to works nights. it ain't good to be alone, you know.	After this job, I'm looking forward to being alone for a while.
so why did you decide to drive a taxi at night?	I had a regular job for a while, days. You know, doin' this, doin' that. But I didn't have anything to do at night. I got kinda lonely, you know, just wandering around. So I decided to works nights. It ain't good to be alone, you know.
oh, uptown. you know. some joint. it ain't much.	So why did you decide to drive a taxi at night?
where do you live?	Oh, uptown. You know. Some joint. It ain't much.
i can believe that.	Where do you live?
travis, i never ever met anybody like you before.	I can believe that.
i know what you mean. i've got the same problems. i just can't get things organized. little things, i mean. like my room, my possessions. i should get one of those signs that says, "one of these days i'm gonna get organezizied"	Travis, I never ever met anybody like you before.
we've signed up 15,000 palantine volunteers in new york so far. the organizational problems are becoming just staggering.	I know what you mean. I've got the same problems. I just can't get things organized. Little things, I mean. Like my room, my possessions. I should get one of those signs that says, "One of these days I'm gonna get organezizied"
my name is travis.	Thank you, Travis.
yes?	My name is Travis.
oh, i appreciate that, betsy mam. i'll be here at four o'clock exactly.  and... ah... betsy...	Yes?
all right.  all right. i'm taking a break at four o'clock. if you're here then we'll go to the corner and have some coffee and pie.	Oh, I appreciate that, Betsy mam. I'll be here at four o'clock exactly.  And... ah... Betsy...
it's just to the corner, mam. in broad daytime. nothing can happen. i'll be there to protect you.	All right.  All right. I'm taking a break at four o'clock. If you're here then we'll go to the corner and have some coffee and pie.
i don't know...	It's just to the corner, mam. In broad daytime. Nothing can happen. I'll be there to protect you.
well, betsy mam, i drive by this place here in my taxi many times a day. and i watch you sitting here at this big long desk with these telephones, and i say to myself, that's a lonely girl. she needs a friend. and i'm gonna be her friend.	I don't know...
why?	Well, Betsy mam, I drive by this place here in my taxi many times a day. And I watch you sitting here at this big long desk with these telephones, and I say to myself, that's a lonely girl. She needs a friend. And I'm gonna be her friend.
if you don't mind, mam, i'd be mighty pleased if you'd go out and have some coffee and pie with me.	Why?
well, then, what is it you exactly want to do?	If you don't mind, mam, I'd be mighty pleased if you'd go out and have some coffee and pie with me.
well, betsy mam, i drive a taxi at night.	Well, then, what is it you exactly want to do?
well, we're all working tonight.	Well, Betsy mam, I drive a taxi at night.
if you don't mind, mam, i'd rather work for you.	Well, we're all working tonight.
if you talk to tom, he'll assign you to something.	If you don't mind, mam, I'd rather work for you.
i'm a good worker, betsy mam, a real good worker.	If you talk to Tom, he'll assign you to something.
well, that's not exactly what the senator has proposed. you might not want to canvass, but there is plenty more other work we need done: office work, filing, poster hanging.	I'm a good worker, Betsy mam, a real good worker.
you want to canvass?	Yes, mam.
oh, i think he's a wonderful man. make a great, great president.	You want to canvass?
charles palantine. the man you want to volunteer to help elect president.	Oh, I think he's a wonderful man. Make a great, great President.
who mam?	Charles Palantine. The man you want to volunteer to help elect president.
is that so?  but what do you think of charles palantine?	Who mam?
no, i don't think so.  that's someone else.	Now look more closely. Look around the eyes and chin. See? See there?
what is it? i'm busy.	Just follow me.
betsy, come over here a moment.	What is it? I'm busy.
no, this is young -- well, i'm never sure how old black people are -- but, anyway, he isn't old. that's for sure.	Show me how he did that again.
i know that guy. his hand looks like a paw. an old black guy, the newsstand at --	No, this is young -- well, I'm never sure how old Black people are -- but, anyway, he isn't old. That's for sure.
no, stupid. with the stubs. that's the whole point.	I know that guy. His hand looks like a paw. An old Black guy, the newsstand at --
with the other hand, right?	No, stupid. With the stubs. That's the whole point.
first, he's not italian. second he's not a thief. i noticed the fingers when he was getting my change -- the right change. two of his fingers are missing. just stubs. like they were blown away. i was putting my change in my purse when i saw him get out a cigarette. i couldn't help watching. i was dying to see how he'd light it.	With the other hand, right?
i don't know. maybe they don't leave a canary. don't be technical. what i'm saying is if this newsstand guy's italian and his fingers are gone, maybe he's a thief.	First, he's not Italian. Second he's not a thief. I noticed the fingers when he was getting my change -- the right change. Two of his fingers are missing. Just stubs. Like they were blown away. I was putting my change in my purse when I saw him get out a cigarette. I couldn't help watching. I was dying to see how he'd light it.
why don't they leave a pigeon instead of a canary?	I don't know. Maybe they don't leave a canary. Don't be technical. What I'm saying is if this newsstand guy's Italian and his fingers are gone, maybe he's a thief.
don't be naive. they can't kill everybody. they have different punishments for different things. like, if they kill a stool pigeon, they leave a canary on the body. it's symbolic.	Why don't they leave a pigeon instead of a canary?
as i said, he isn't italian. besides, i thought they just killed them.	Don't be naive. They can't kill everybody. They have different punishments for different things. Like, if they kill a stool pigeon, they leave a canary on the body. It's symbolic.
well, if he had been italian, they could have been shot off. sometimes the mob does that to teach guys a lesson, if they blow a job or something.	As I said, he isn't Italian. Besides, I thought they just killed them.
he's black, ok?	Well, If he had been Italian, they could have been shot off. Sometimes the mob does that to teach guys a lesson, If they blow a job or something.
you sure he's not italian?	He's Black, OK?
no, why?	You sure he's not Italian?
is he italian?	No, why?
he happens to be missing fingers. i first noticed when --	Is he Italian?
ah, yes, the guy at the newsstand, mr. asbestos...	He happens to be missing fingers. I first noticed when --
no. i just wanted to see if you could light it that way. the guy at the newsstand can.	Ah, yes, the guy at the newsstand, Mr. Asbestos...
i'm great. always set my fingers on fire. if you want to see another trick. i do this thing with my nose.	No. I just wanted to see if you could light it that way. The guy at the newsstand can.
oh, are you all right?	I'm great. Always set my fingers on fire. If you want to see another trick. I do this thing with my nose.
ouch!	Oh, are you all right?
this i gotta see.	Ouch!
this is gotta be a game, right?	This I gotta see.
try holding the match like this.	This is gotta be a game, right?
how long has he been there?	I don't know -- but it feels like a long time.
that taxi driver. the one that's been sitting here.	How long has he been there?
what taxi driver?	That taxi driver. The one that's been sitting here.
why's that taxi driver across the street been staring at us?	What taxi driver?
no, why?	Why's that taxi driver across the street been staring at us?
have you been noticing anything strange?	No, why?
sure we could run him. you realize he's already head of his block association.	Have you been noticing anything strange?
that's the last. the finish. period. some people can learn. some people can't. and you wonder why we never get serious --	Sure we could run him. You realize he's already head of his block association.
well, if cronkite's so great, why don't we run him instead?	That's the last. The finish. Period. Some people can learn. Some people can't. And you wonder why we never get serious --
alright, now. you want to know why cbs has the highest ratings? you think their news is any different from nbc, abc? it's all the same news. same stories. same order usually. what, you thought they had good news for people, right? you thought that's why people watched cbs? i'll tell you why people watch cbs. cronkite. the man. you got it? not the news, not the issues, the man. if walter cronkite told people to eat soap, they'd do it. we are selling cars, goddamn it.	Well, if Cronkite's so great, why don't we run him instead?
with who?	Alright, now. You want to know why CBS has the highest ratings? You think their news is any different from NBC, ABC? It's all the same news. Same stories. Same order usually. What, you thought they had good news for people, right? You thought that's why people watched CBS? I'll tell you why people watch CBS. Cronkite. The man. You got it? Not the news, not the issues, the man. If Walter Cronkite told people to eat soap, they'd do it. We are selling cars, goddamn it.
maybe if you'd try thinking once in a while, you'd get somewhere.	With who?
kidding around... you know, fun.	Maybe if you'd try thinking once in a while, you'd get somewhere.
just what?	Kidding around... you know, fun.
no, c'mon, i'm listening. i was just...	Just what?
alright, forget it if you're not going to be serious,	No, c'mon, I'm listening. I was just...
more people watch it.	Alright, forget it if you're not going to be serious,
have you ever wondered why cbs news has the highest ratings?	More people watch it.
well, for christsakes, you sound like you're selling... i don't know what... cars... not issues.	Have you ever wondered why CBS News has the highest ratings?
oh, tom, please.	Well, for Christsakes, you sound like you're selling... I don't know what... cars... not issues.
just didn't get around to it, huh?	Oh, Tom, please.
no, i didn't forget "sexy".	Just didn't get around to it, huh?
you forgot "sexy".	No, I didn't forget "sexy".
first push the man, then the issue. senator palantine is first of all a dynamic man, an intelligent, interesting, fascinating man.	You forgot "sexy".
i think we should try to get maximum coverage for this new mandatory welfare program. push the issues.	First push the man, then the issue. Senator Palantine is first of all a dynamic man, an intelligent, interesting, fascinating man.
andy usually just sends those to the national media. the local press doesn't know what to do with a position paper until upi and ap tell them anyway.	I think we should try to get maximum coverage for this new mandatory welfare program. Push the issues.
the senator's white paper is almost ready, bets. should we wait for that?	Andy usually just sends those to the national media. The local press doesn't know what to do with a position paper until UPI and AP tell them anyway.
tom, come here a moment.  i think this canvas report is about ready to go out. check it out with andy, and if he okays if, have a copy made for the campaign headquarters in every county.  and don't forget to add the new photo releases.	The senator's white paper is almost ready, Bets. Should we wait for that?
that's fine.	That's a dollar forty-seven.
we don't have ju-jukes. we don't have coca-cola. we only got royal crown cola.	That's fine.
no, no, it's alright. i'll have a big coca-cola -- without ice -- and a large buttered popcorn, and...  ...some of them chocolate covered malted milk balls... and ju-jukes, a box. they last.	We don't have ju-jukes. We don't have Coca-Cola. We only got Royal Crown Cola.
ya want me to call da boss? huh? that what you want?	No, no, it's alright. I'll have a big Coca-Cola -- without ice -- and a large buttered popcorn, and...  ...some of them chocolate covered malted milk balls... and ju-jukes, a box. They last.
no, i'm serious, really...	Ya want me to call da boss? Huh? That what you want?
awh, come off it, pal.	No, I'm serious, really...
what is your name? my name is travis.	Awh, come off it, Pal.
fuckin' one-ball.	And the kid says, "Yeah. She's about 19, good-lookin." McCall says, "What can I tell you?"
one-ball mccall?	That's the guy. Eddie calls him up and says, "Hey, what do you want me to do. I'm over here at Poly Prep. I got a girl in the back and she doesn't have the fare. She wants me to come in back and collect. What should I do?
...he called up the dispatcher last night. charlie mccall, our dispatcher...	One-Ball McCall?
what ya gonna do with all that money, dough-boy?	Support my kids. Can you dig it?  Nice to meet ya, Travis. So long, Wizard. Say hello to Malcolm X for me.
well, if there's this many hackies inside, there must be lots of fares outside. and i'm gonna hustle 'em.	What ya gonna do with all that money, Dough-Boy?
i never use mine. but it's a good thing to have. just as a threat.	Well, if there's this many hackies inside, there must be lots of fares outside. And I'm gonna hustle 'em.
for a fee.	I never use mine. But it's a good thing to have. Just as a threat.
for a fee.	For a fee.
truck drivers bring up harlem specials that blow up in your hand. but this guy don't deal no shit. just quality. if you ever need anything, i can put you in touch.	For a fee.
the cops and company raise hell they find out.	Truck drivers bring up Harlem Specials that blow up in your hand. But this guy don't deal no shit. Just quality. If you ever need anything, I can put you in touch.
well, you ever need one, i know a feller that kin getcha a real nice deal. lotsa shit around.	The cops and company raise hell they find out.
you run all over town, don't you, travis?	Fuckin' Mau Mau land, that's what it is.
we call him dough-boy cause he likes the dollars. he'll chase a buck straight into jersey.	Look who's talking?  Who else would stay up all night to catch the morning rush hour?
yeah. we went to harvard together.	We call him Dough-Boy cause he likes the dollars. He'll chase a buck straight into Jersey.
she stayed in the cab, what's she gonna do? but she stiffed me. a real skunk.	A real skunk.
and what happened?	She stayed in the cab, what's she gonna do? But she stiffed me. A real skunk.
well, i said, "lady, please, we're on a bridge..."	And what happened?
you said that?	Well, I said, "Lady, please, we're on a bridge..."
sure. what do you think? she wanted to get out of the cab. i said "look, you're in the middle of the fucking bridge..."	You said that?
yeah.	What was I supposed to do? I was watching in the rear view. You know, just checkin' traffic.  So howsit?
threw on the emergency, jumped the seat and fucked her brains out -- what do you think!  what do i have to do? draw you a picture?	Yeah.
what did you do?	Threw on the emergency, jumped the seat and fucked her brains out -- What do you think!  What do I have to do? Draw you a picture?
well, she was trying to keep her skirt down, sort of, you know. but it was pretty obvious what she was doing. i mean, christ, it was rush hour and the traffic's practically standing still.	What did you do?
could you see anything?	Well, she was trying to keep her skirt down, sort of, you know. But it was pretty obvious what she was doing. I mean, Christ, it was rush hour and the traffic's practically standing still.
yeah.	Could you see anything?
no.	Yeah.
well, whatever the fuck it is, she used it. and then the spray perfume. you know, the real sweat kind -- and, on top of that, get this, right when we're crossing the tri-boro bridge -- she changes her pantyhose!	No.
ask travis. he's the ladies man.	Well, whatever the fuck it is, she used it. And then the spray perfume. You know, the real sweat kind -- and, on top of that, get this, right when we're crossing the Tri-boro bridge -- she changes her pantyhose!
yeah, that's blush-on. my wife uses it,	Ask Travis. He's the ladies man.
not rouge. blush-on, they call it.	The kind with a brush.
first she did her make-up. you know, i hate it when they do that. i mean she does the whole works, the mascara, the eye-shadow, the lipstick, the rouge...	Not rouge. Blush-On, they call it.
20 bucks?	Yeah. Hey thanks. That's real nice, Travis.
you carry a piece? you need one?	Nah.  I suppose not.
i have.	You carry a piece? You need one?
i mean, you handle some pretty rough traffic, huh?	I have.
huh?	I mean, you handle some pretty rough traffic, huh?
where.	In the jungle. 122nd.
no, just some crazy fucker. cut half his ear off.	Where.
stick up?	No, just some crazy fucker. Cut half his ear off.
some fleet driver for bell just got cut up. just heard it on the radio.	Stick up?
what do you mean?	My work may take me out of New York.
i want to -- what else can i do with my money?  you may not see me again -- for a while.	What do you mean?
you don't have to.	I want to -- what else can I do with my money?  You may not see me again -- for a while.
i'll give you the money to go. i don't want you to take any from those guys.	You don't have to.
i sure hate to go alone...	I'll give you the money to go. I don't want you to take any from those guys.
i can't. otherwise, i would.	I sure hate to go alone...
sure you don't want to come with me?	I can't. Otherwise, I would.
i think you should go home, but otherwise i think you should go. it would be great for you. you have to get away from here. the city's a sewer, you gotta get out of it.	Sure you don't want to come with me?
do you really think i should go to the commune?	I think you should go home, but otherwise I think you should go. It would be great for you. You have to get away from here. The city's a sewer, you gotta get out of it.
well, iris, i look at it this way. a lot of girls come into my cab, some of them very beautiful. and i figure all day long men have been after them: trying to touch them, talk to them, ask them out. and they hate it. so i figure the best i can do for them is not bother them at all. so i don't say a thing. i pretend i'm not even there. i figure they'll understand that and appreciate me for it.	Do you really think I should go to the commune?
you're not much with girls, are you?	Well, Iris, I look at it this way. A lot of girls come into my cab, some of them very beautiful. And I figure all day long men have been after them: trying to touch them, talk to them, ask them out. And they hate it. So I figure the best I can do for them is not bother them at all. So I don't say a thing. I pretend I'm not even there. I figure they'll understand that and appreciate me for it.
i'm sorry, iris. i didn't mean that.	You're not much with girls, are you?
god. i know where they should have a commune for you. they should have a commune for you at bellevue.	I'm sorry, Iris. I didn't mean that.
i don't know. just should, though.  somebody should kill 'em. nobody'd miss 'em.	God. I know where they should have a commune for you. They should have a commune for you at Bellevue.
how?	I don't know. Just should, though.  Somebody should kill 'em. Nobody'd miss 'em.
you can't leave 'em to do the same to other girls. you should get rid of them.	How?
sport never treated me bad, honest. never beat me up once.	You can't leave 'em to do the same to other girls. You should get rid of them.
cops don't do nothin.	Sport never treated me bad, honest. Never beat me up once.
what should i do? call the cops?	Cops don't do nothin.
you just gonna leave 'em?	What should I do? Call the cops?
just leave'em. there's plenty of other girls.	You just gonna leave 'em?
what are you going to do about sport and that old bastard?	Just leave'em. There's plenty of other girls.
god, i don't know who's weirder, you or me.	What are you going to do about Sport and that old bastard?
yeah.	God, I don't know who's weirder, you or me.
do i look like a narc?	Yeah.
you a narc?	Do I look like a narc?
i can't say -- it's top secret. i'm doing something for the army. the cab thing is just part time.	You a narc?
what's so important?	I can't say -- it's top secret. I'm doing something for the Army. The cab thing is just part time.
i've got something important to do. i can't leave.	What's so important?
why?	I've got something important to do. I can't leave.
besides, i've got to stay here.	Why?
you a scorpion? that's it. you're a scorpion. i can tell.	Besides, I've got to stay here.
i... i don't get along with people like that.	You a scorpion? That's it. You're a scorpion. I can tell.
why not?	I... I don't get along with people like that.
me? i could never go to a place like that.	Why not?
why don't you come to a commune with me?	Me? I could never go to a place like that.
i never been to a commune. i don't know. i saw pictures in a magazine, and it didn't look very clean to me.	Why don't you come to a commune with me?
rock music died in 1970, that's what i think. before that it was fantastic. i can tell you that. everybody was crashing, hanging out at the fillmore. me and my girlfriend ann used to go up the fire escape, you know? it was unbelievable. rock stars everywhere. that airplane -- that's my group, man. all libras. but now everybody's split or got sick or busted. i think i'll move to one of those communes in vermont, you know? that's where all the smart ones went. i stayed here.	I never been to a commune. I don't know. I saw pictures in a magazine, and it didn't look very clean to me.
he's worse than an animal. jail's too good for scum like that.	Rock music died in 1970, that's what I think. Before that it was fantastic. I can tell you that. Everybody was crashing, hanging out at the Fillmore. Me and my girlfriend Ann used to go up the fire escape, you know? It was unbelievable. Rock Stars everywhere. That Airplane -- that's my group, man. All Libras. But now everybody's split or got sick or busted. I think I'll move to one of those communes in Vermont, you know? That's where all the smart ones went. I stayed here.
what makes you so high and mighty? did you ever look at your own eyeballs in a mirror. you don't get eyes like that from...	He's worse than an animal. Jail's too good for scum like that.
he shoots dope too.	What makes you so high and mighty? Did you ever look at your own eyeballs in a mirror. You don't get eyes like that from...
i think cancer's make the best lovers. my whole family are air signs.	He shoots dope too.
he looks like a killer.	I think Cancer's make the best lovers. My whole family are air signs.
i'm a libra too. that's why we get along so well.	He looks like a killer.
huh?	I'm a Libra too. That's why we get along so well.
he never killed nobody. he's a libra.	Huh?
that fella "sport" looks like a killer to me.	He never killed nobody. He's a Libra.
who's a killer?	That fella "Sport" looks like a killer to me.
at least i don't walk the streets like a skunk pussy. i don't screw and fuck with killers and junkies.	Who's a killer?
god, you are square.	At least I don't walk the streets like a skunk pussy. I don't screw and fuck with killers and junkies.
but you can't live like this. it's hell. girls should live at home.	Didn't you ever hear of women's lib?
why do you want me to go back to my parents? they hate me. why do you think i split? there ain't nothin there.	But you can't live like this. It's hell. Girls should live at home.
i ain't ever been there, but it don't seem like such a bad place.	Why do you want me to go back to my parents? They hate me. Why do you think I split? There ain't nothin there.
pittsburgh.	I ain't ever been there, but it don't seem like such a bad place.
where?	Pittsburgh.
...and after that sport and i just started hanging out...	Where is home?
well, you want to or not?	O.K. It's a date. I'll see you here, then.
well tomorrow noon there's a... i got a...	Well, you want to or not?
sure. all right. we'll have breakfast. i get up about one o'clock. tomorrow.	Well tomorrow noon there's a... I got a...
no, i mean really. this is nothing for a person to do.	Sure. All right. We'll have breakfast. I get up about one o'clock. Tomorrow.
that's not hard to do.	No, I mean really. This is nothing for a person to do.
can i see you again?	That's not hard to do.
i understand, mister. it means something, really.	Can I see you again?
well, i tried.	I understand, mister. It means something, really.
i was stoned. that's why they stopped me. when i'm not stoned, i got no place else to go. they just protect me from myself.	Well, I tried.
but that one night?	I was stoned. That's why they stopped me. When I'm not stoned, I got no place else to go. They just protect me from myself.
i can leave anytime i want.	But that one night?
don't you want to go?	I can leave anytime I want.
i think so. i tried to get into your cab one night, and now you want to come and take me away.	Don't you want to go?
do you understand why i came here?	I think so. I tried to get into your cab one night, and now you want to come and take me away.
you can do it in my mouth.	Don't you understand anything?
fuck it! fuck it! fuck it! fuck it! fuck it! fuck it! fuck it!	You can do it in my mouth.
listen...	Don't you want to make it?  Can't you make it?
oh, come off it, man.	Listen...
do they drug you?	Oh, come off it, man.
i musta been stoned.	Do they drug you?
but you're the one that wanted to get away. you're the one that came into my cab.	I musta been stoned.
why should i want to get out of here? this is where i live.	But you're the one that wanted to get away. You're the one that came into my cab.
can't you listen to me? don't you want to get out of here?	Why should I want to get out of here? This is where I live.
you want to make it like this?	Can't you listen to me? Don't you want to get out of here?
i don't want to make it. i came here to get you out.	You want to make it like this?
we better make it, or sport'll get mad. how do you want to make it?	I don't want to make it. I came here to get you out.
it don't matter. i'm gonna get you outta here.	We better make it, or Sport'll get mad. How do you want to make it?
i don't remember.	It don't matter. I'm gonna get you outta here.
you tried to run away in my taxi but your friend -- sport -- wouldn't let you.	I don't remember.
no.	You tried to run away in my taxi but your friend -- Sport -- wouldn't let you.
i drive a taxi. you tried to get away one night. remember?	No.
why? who are you?	I drive a taxi. You tried to get away one night. Remember?
that's a nice name.	That's what you think.
iris.	That's a nice name.
what's your real name?	Iris.
i don't like my real name.	What's your real name?
what's your real name?	I don't like my real name.
it's easy to remember. easy lay.	What's your real name?
that ain't much of a name.	It's easy to remember. Easy Lay.
easy.	That ain't much of a name.
what's your name?	Easy.
it's your time mister. fifteen minutes ain't long.  that cigarette burns out, your time is up.	What's your name?
yeah. from the likes of them.	It's your time mister. Fifteen minutes ain't long.  That cigarette burns out, your time is up.
a girl needs protection.	Yeah. From the likes of them.
why you hang around with them greasers?	A girl needs protection.
well... i guess so.	All right.  You see that guy over there?  His name is Sport. Go talk to him. I'll wait here.
you looking for some action?	Well... I guess so.
hello.	You looking for some action?
no.	Well, you should know, damn it, or who else would know? Pull over right here.  Why don't you stick your goddamn head out of the goddamn window once in a while and find out about the goddamn fog!
there isn't time for that. in other words, you don't know.	No.
have you tried the telephone?	There isn't time for that. In other words, you don't know.
the empire state in fog means something, don't it? do you know, or don't you? what is your number, cabbie?	Have you tried the telephone?
then it's a good guess it's grounded.	The Empire State in fog means something, don't it? Do you know, or don't you? What is your number, cabbie?
listen -- i mean i just saw the needle of the empire state building. you can't see it for the fog!	Then it's a good guess it's grounded.
why should it be grounded?	Listen -- I mean I just saw the needle of the Empire State Building. You can't see it for the fog!
nice talking to you, travis.	Thank you, sir. You're a good man, sir.
damn straight.	Nice talking to you, Travis.
i know what you mean, travis, and it's not going to be easy. we're going to have to make some radical changes.	Damn straight.
well, he should clean up this city here. it's full of filth and scum. scum and filth. it's like an open sewer. i can hardly take it. some days i go out and smell it then i get headaches that just stay and never go away. we need a president that would clean up this whole mess. flush it out.	I know what you mean, Travis, and it's not going to be easy. We're going to have to make some radical changes.
there must be something...	Well, he should clean up this city here. It's full of filth and scum. Scum and filth. It's like an open sewer. I can hardly take it. Some days I go out and smell it then I get headaches that just stay and never go away. We need a President that would clean up this whole mess. Flush it out.
i don't know, sir. i don't follow political issues much.	There must be something...
travis, what single thing would you want the next president of this country to do most?	I don't know, sir. I don't follow political issues much.
i'm sure you'll win, sir. everybody i know is going to vote for you.  i was going to put one of your stickers on my taxi but the company said it was against their policy.	I'll tell you, Travis, I've learned more about this country sitting in taxi cabs than in the board room of General Motors.
why, thank you travis.	I'm sure you'll win, sir. Everybody I know is going to vote for you.  I was going to put one of your stickers on my taxi but the company said it was against their policy.
well, i'm one of your biggest supporters. i tell everybody that comes in this cab that they should vote for you.	Why, thank you Travis.
yes i am.	Well, I'm one of your biggest supporters. I tell everybody that comes in this cab that they should vote for you.
say, aren't you charles palantine, the candidate?	Yes I am.
well then check back tomorrow.	Yes, Sir.
no.	Well then check back tomorrow.
hell, we ain't that much fussy anyway. there's always opening on one fleet or another.  fill out these forms and give them to the girl at the desk, and leave your phone number. you gotta phone?	No.
so i hear.	Hell, we ain't that much fussy anyway. There's always opening on one fleet or another.  Fill out these forms and give them to the girl at the desk, and leave your phone number. You gotta phone?
we hire a lot of moonlighters here.	So I hear.
no, i want long shifts.	We hire a lot of moonlighters here.
you moonlightin?	No, I want long shifts.
honorable discharge. may 1971.	You moonlightin?
military record?	Honorable discharge. May 1971.
some. here and there.	Military record?
education?	Some. Here and there.
twenty-six.	Education?
age?	Twenty-six.
also clean.	Age?
physical? criminal?	Also clean.
sorry, sir. i didn't mean that.	Physical? Criminal?
listen, son, you gonna get smart, you can leave right now.	Sorry, sir. I didn't mean that.
clean. real clean.  as clean as my conscience.	Listen, son, you gonna get smart, you can leave right now.
how's your driving record?	Clean. Real clean.  As clean as my conscience.
i'll work anywhere, anytime. i know i can't be choosy.	How's your driving record?
you want to work uptown nights?	I'll work anywhere, anytime. I know I can't be choosy.
you kiddin? who else would hack through south bronx or harlem at night?	You want to work uptown nights?
we don't need any misfits around here, son.	You kiddin? Who else would hack through South Bronx or Harlem at night?
i ride around nights mostly. subways, buses. see things. figur'd i might as well get paid for it.	We don't need any misfits around here, son.
so whatja do now?	I ride around nights mostly. Subways, buses. See things. Figur'd I might as well get paid for it.
i know. i tried that.	So whatja do now?
there's porno theatres for that.	I know. I tried that.
i can't sleep nights.	There's porno theatres for that.
so why do you want to be a taxi driver?	I can't sleep nights.
yes.	So why do you want to be a taxi driver?
got your license?	Yes.
no sir.	Got your license?
no trouble with the hack bureau?	No Sir.
sure, henry. i got it all. we'll send you all the stuff all right.	Great, hey. Thanks a lot.
my name is henry krinkle -- that's with a "k." k-r-i-n-k-l-e. i live at 13 1/2 hopper avenue, fair lawn, new jersey. zip code 07410.  got that?	Sure, Henry. I got it all. We'll send you all the stuff all right.
sure.	My name is Henry Krinkle -- that's with a "K." K-R-I-N-K-L-E. I live at 13 1/2 Hopper Avenue, Fair Lawn, New Jersey. Zip code 07410.  Got that?
you would, huh?	Sure.
look, um, if you give me your name and address, we'll send you the information on how to apply.	You would, huh?
what kind of guns do you guys use? .38's?	Look, um, if you give me your name and address, we'll send you the information on how to apply.
is that so?	What kind of guns do you guys use? .38's?
i was in the army too.  and i'm good with crowds.	Is that so?
oh?	I was in the Army too.  And I'm good with crowds.
i kinda thought i might make a good one. i'm very observant.	Oh?
why?	I kinda thought I might make a good one. I'm very observant.
is it hard to get to be a secret service man?	Why?
oh, lots. i don't know where they all are now. there used to be one standing over there.	Is it hard to get to be a Secret Service Man?
who?	Oh, lots. I don't know where they all are now. There used to be one standing over there.
i've seen a lot of suspicious-looking people around here today.	Who?
why do you ask?	I've seen a lot of suspicious-looking people around here today.
are you a secret service man?	Why do you ask?
hey, mister, i don't know what's going on here. this don't make any sense.	Show it to me.
get it.	Hey, mister, I don't know what's going on here. This don't make any sense.
yeah, iris. you know anybody by that name?	No.  Hillbilly, you'd better get your wise ass outa here and quick, or you're gonna be in trouble.
wha -- ?	Yeah, Iris. You know anybody by that name?
iris?	Wha -- ?
i'm here to see iris.	Iris?
what's going on?	I'm here to see Iris.
how are things in the pimp business, hey sport?	What's going on?
o.k., cowboy.	How are things in the pimp business, hey Sport?
hey, sport. how are things?	O.K., cowboy.
i'm hip.	Funny, you don't look hip.
well, if you are, it's entrapment already.	I'm hip.
i'm no cop.	Well, if you are, it's entrapment already.
shit.	Take it or leave it.
i saw. $20 fifteen minutes. $30 half hour.	Shit.
i'm no cop.  i want some action.	I saw. $20 fifteen minutes. $30 half hour.
anything you say, officer.	I'm no cop.  I want some action.
your name sport?	Anything you say, officer.
here, officer, take me in. i'm clean. i didn't do it. got a ticket once in jersey. that's all. honest, officer.	Your name Sport?
don't worry, killer. you'll be all right.  i seen enough to know.	Thanks.
yeah. sorry, wizard.	Don't worry, Killer. You'll be all right.  I seen enough to know.
you fit in. it's lonely, it's rough at first. but you fit in. you got no choice.	Yeah. Sorry, Wizard.
neither do i, i guess.	You fit in. It's lonely, it's rough at first. But you fit in. You got no choice.
what do you expect, bertrand russell? i've been a cabbie all my life, what do i know?  i don't even know what you're talking about.	Neither do I, I guess.
that's just about the dumbest thing i ever heard, wizard.	What do you expect, Bertrand Russell? I've been a cabbie all my life, what do I know?  I don't even know what you're talking about.
look, a person does a certain thing and that's all there is to it. it becomes what he is. why fight it? what do you know? how long you been a hack, a couple months? you're like a peg and you get dropped into a slot and you got to squirm and wiggle around a while until you fit in.	That's just about the dumbest thing I ever heard, Wizard.
travis, look, i dig it. let me explain. you choose a certain way of life. you live it. it becomes what you are. i've been a hack 27 years, the last ten at night. still don't own my own cab. i guess that's the way i want it.  you see, that must be what i am.	Look, a person does a certain thing and that's all there is to it. It becomes what he is. Why fight it? What do you know? How long you been a hack, a couple months? You're like a peg and you get dropped into a slot and you got to squirm and wiggle around a while until you fit in.
like do anything, you know.	Travis, look, I dig it. Let me explain. You choose a certain way of life. You live it. It becomes what you are. I've been a hack 27 years, the last ten at night. Still don't own my own cab. I guess that's the way I want it.  You see, that must be what I am.
i know.	Like do anything, you know.
yeah.	I know.
the taxi life, you mean.	Yeah.
sometimes it gets so i just don't know what i'm gonna do. i get some real crazy ideas, you know? just go out and do somethin.	The taxi life, you mean.
it happens.	Sometimes it gets so I just don't know what I'm gonna do. I get some real crazy ideas, you know? Just go out and do somethin.
real down.	It happens.
things got ya down?	Real down.
well, i just, you know...	Things got ya down?
shoot. they don't call me the wizard for nothing.	Well, I just, you know...
i wanted to ask you something, on account you've been around so long.	Shoot. They don't call me the Wizard for nothing.
yeah?	I wanted to ask you something, on account you've been around so long.
look, ah, we never talked much, you and me...	Yeah?
yeah?	Look, ah, we never talked much, you and me...
wiz?	Yeah?
what's the action around?	Slow.
so howsit?	Some fleet driver for Bell just got cut up. Just heard it on the radio.
travis.	Hey Wizard.
don't stop...  do no stop.	Shit, shit, shit what time is it.  Hello.  I'll be downstairs in ten minutes.
stick with carla.	Okay.  How 'bout Carla Goodspeed?  Six years, Bill.  We've lived together six years.
carla pestalozzi?  no. definitely not.  you could have posed for the mona= lisa.  sophia loren looks swedish next to you.	Stick with Carla.
you think i'm too...  ethnic for country music?	Carla Pestalozzi?  No. Definitely not.  You could have posed for the Mona= Lisa.  Sophia Loren looks Swedish next to you.
hey!  now there's some good news.	You think I'm too...  ethnic for country music?
that record company.in nashville wants to hear my demo tape.	Hey!  Now there's some good news.
could we change the subject?	That record company.in Nashville wants to hear my demo tape.
you know how i feel about what you do.	Could we change the subject?
not really.	You know how I feel about what you do.
you want to talk about it?	Not really.
had a close one.	You want to talk about it?
just come and get me, sir.  i'm tired.	Name your vacation spot, Goodspeed. The Bureau'll pay for it.
he's got a gun, sir.	What do you have, a FUCKING WATER PISTOL?  Get him back!
don't let him do that.	He's got a gun, sir.
he says he's leaving the island sir.	Don't let him do that.
what is happening?  where's mason?	He says he's leaving the island sir.
it's me sir.	What is happening?  Where's Mason?
spit it out.	MY girlfriend's pregnant.
you're not wimping out on us, goodspeed.	I join the F.B.I. I ask for fieldwork.  They say, "Bill, you're too fucking= smart for field work." Every year I put in for a transfer and every year I= sit in that goddamn lab like the fucking Maytag repairman in the= commercial.  Then the call finally comes, and it's a whole fuckin, city at= stake?  Oh Jesus...
thank you.	You're not wimping out on us, Goodspeed.
maybe.  not really.	Archbishop of Canterbury.  Imprisoned and executed by Henry the Second ...
no.	Ancient Greece.  Alchimadus was imprisoned by his king.
st. michael's church, fort walton, kansas.  front pew.  right leg. = hollow.	What's that?  Mason?
god's speed.	Yes.  To wish someone a prosperous jouey.
i'm not a fool, billy.	All I know is that whatever you did, you don't deserve to go back.
you knew?  all this time?	I'm not a fool, Billy.
womack ripped it up, right?	You knew?  All this time?
mason, uhm, john, i have something to tell you.  you know that pardon= contract you signed?	Womack ripped it up, right?
partners?	Partners.
i'm not a field agent, all right?  so cut me a break.	An F.B.I. Man asking me for a break. How droll.
surprise, surprise.	I'm not a field agent, all right?  So cut me a break.
you referring to your intellect, goodspeed?  or another portion of your= anatomy ....	The cell, Mason.
mason.  mason?	It's about time.
wait.	Find the rockets.  If they're guarded, kill the men guarding them.
what are you doing?	Now they only have three rockets left.
what, vou?	I'm not the chemical weapons expert.
wrong.	What, vou?
i'll go.	Wrong.
limp dick?	It's all I could think of.
i.don't get it.  you're going to help me?	No. I'm going to give you dancing lessons.  What the fuck do you think?
for christ's sake. mason trudges down the tu=3del.  goodspeed follows him.	Wait.  Where're you going?
don't shoot me. mason was actually slinging it over his shoulder...	For christ's sake. Mason trudges down the tu=3Del.  Goodspeed follows him.
motor oil?	For cottonmouth. Goodspeed and the S.E.A.L.s exchange looks.
john mason.  ' don't be shocked.  i don't have much time.  please listen carefully  ....	Where is he sir?  RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.  What's he doing?  HE'S ON THE= PHONE.  I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, HIS STOCKBROKER! Oh shit.  Gotta go.
you suppose?	Yes.  You'll be outside.
well yes i suppose ...	You suppose?
during the time i cooperate, will i be outside?  outside a jail?	Well yes I suppose ...
i don't understand....	During the time I cooperate, will I be outside?  Outside a jail?
i'm a field agent.	Tell me what you really do.
what do you do for the f.b.i., goodspeed.	I'm a field agent.
dell, i can't write unless i'm happy, and i can't be happy unless i'm here -- and with you.  this is me, delly.  pete appleton. and i love you!	And  I love you, Pete!
pete, i'm so sorry about what they did to you.  i didn't think you'd come back, i thought you'd want to write again...	Dell, I can't write unless I'm happy, and I can't be happy unless I'm here -- and with you.  This is me, Delly.  Pete Appleton. And I love you!
i see you got the telegram.	Pete, I'm so sorry about what they did to you.  I didn't think you'd come back, I thought you'd want to write again...
tell them pete.  tell them...	Mr. Chairman, as I understand it, the Fifth Amendment pertains to self-incrimination, and I can't incriminate myself because I've done nothing wrong.  Besides, incrimination is why you have Mr. Clyde working for you.
just remember two things.  first, the law is a living thing.  it made us free and it keeps us free. sometimes it gets twisted around by people for their own purposes. sometimes it makes mistakes, sometimes big mistakes.  but in the end, the law prevails for the just. sometimes, it takes a while.	Okay.  What's the second thing?
delly... thanks, thank you.  i'll take good care of this.	Just remember two things.  First, the law is a living thing.  It made us free and it keeps us free. Sometimes it gets twisted around by people for their own purposes. Sometimes it makes mistakes, sometimes big mistakes.  But in the end, the law prevails for the just. Sometimes, it takes a while.
not exactly light reading, i know. believe it or not, i've read this since high school, and it got me all the way through law school. besides, there's something in there that'll help you.  you won't have to get very far, it's near the beginning.	Delly... thanks, thank you.  I'll take good care of this.
did you bring along something to read?	Damn...
and who's gonna run the projector until you get back?  mrs. terwilliger?	Maybe we could train Cat to run the projector.  You know, a system of scratching posts, and gears, and levers...
i wish you were coming with me.	And who's gonna run the projector until you get back?  Mrs. Terwilliger?
you'll be fine.  no matter what leo kubelsky says, you've got a hundred and seventy-five years of american law on your side.  don't forget that.	I wish you were coming with me.
yeah.  except a chance in hell of coming out of this intact.	You'll be fine.  No matter what Leo Kubelsky says, you've got a hundred and seventy-five years of American law on your side.  Don't forget that.
you've got everything?	Yeah.  Except a chance in hell of coming out of this intact.
you'll stand by me?	Whatever happens.
i am, too.	You'll stand by me?
what about you, delly?	I am, too.
forget about all that.  you want to do the right thing?  then defend your name.  if someone says something about you that's untrue, you have to stand up and say so.  i know the law, and the law's on your side.	What about you, Delly?
come on, delly, look at the country today.  we're fighting communists in korea, we're paranoid about the russians, we've got this thing with the rosenbergs and the atomic bomb...  you think they want "suspected communists" entertaining the american public with party propaganda like, gosh i don't know, "sand pirates of the sahara?"	Forget about all that.  You want to do the right thing?  Then defend your name.  If someone says something about you that's untrue, you have to stand up and say so.  I know the law, and the law's on your side.
but if you only went to one meeting, why does anyone care? besides, why should it even matter if you were a communist?	Come on, Delly, look at the country today.  We're fighting communists in Korea, we're paranoid about the Russians, we've got this thing with the Rosenbergs and the atomic bomb...  You think they want "suspected communists" entertaining the American public with party propaganda like, gosh I don't know, "Sand Pirates of the Sahara?"
the truth is, i'm a lot of things, but communist isn't one of them.	But if you only went to one meeting, why does anyone care? Besides, why should it even matter if you were a communist?
i believe you.	The truth is, I'm a lot of things, but communist isn't one of them.
you know, it's going to take me a while to get used to calling you pete.  pete.  pete.  it's a nice name.	Thanks, I like it.  I think.
well... let me tell you, i'm not luke.  i know who i am now, and you don't.  and... i don't like me very much.	You know, it's going to take me a while to get used to calling you Pete.  Pete.  Pete.  It's a nice name.
oh, yes.  yes, he was.	Well... let me tell you, I'm not Luke.  I know who I am now, and you don't.  And... I don't like me very much.
this luke was a pretty good guy, wasn't he?	Oh, yes.  Yes, he was.
yeah?  i'm sure a lot more people down in l.a. want a piece of me.	This Luke was a pretty good guy, wasn't he?
i'm sure a lot of people down in l.a. are worried sick about you.	Yeah?  I'm sure a lot more people down in L.A. want a piece of me.
hi.	I'm sure a lot of people down in L.A. are worried sick about you.
hi.	Hi.
besides, daddy's still trying to figure out how to get his new television set working.	I had it, a minute ago...
daddy, that's luke, can you let him in?  i'll be right down.	Honey, I... I can't... it's the...
you mean,  me?	It's possible.
i'm afraid not.  he looked right at your picture without batting an eye.  but it's probably temporary. he got all the way to lawson, so he clearly knew who he was and what he was doing until he hit his head. i'm sure it'll all come back to him.  it just takes a catalyst.	You mean,  me?
... including me.  right?	I'm afraid not.  He looked right at your picture without batting an eye.  But it's probably temporary. He got all the way to Lawson, so he clearly knew who he was and what he was doing until he hit his head. I'm sure it'll all come back to him.  It just takes a catalyst.
he doesn't remember anything, delly.  doesn't know how he got here, doesn't remember his father, the town, the bijou, anyone...	... including me.  Right?
dad...	He doesn't remember anything, Delly.  Doesn't know how he got here, doesn't remember his father, the town, the Bijou, anyone...
well...	Dad...
yeah, well it's not everyday you get  news like this.  you're sure he's  okay?  other than the  bump on the head?	Well...
that always used to work.	Yeah, well it's not everyday you get  news like this.  You're sure he's  okay?  Other than the  bump on the head?
i think  it's worse  now.	That always used to work.
that's my girl!  did you...?	No hiccups, which was good.  Who wants an attorney who gets the hiccups when she gets nervous?  "Your  honor, I  object!"
not as bad as i thought it would. i think i passed.	That's my girl!  Did you...?
how'd it go?	Not as bad as I thought it would. I think I passed.
delly?  in here.	How'd it go?
dad?	Delly?  In here.
delly, shhhhhh...	No... I can't... I have to... I can't...
i see...	Delly.  I'm... I'm not... Harry wasn't my father.  And I'm not... I'm not Luke.
well... everything.  it started coming back a couple of days ago. i remember everything now.	I see...
what... do you remember?	Well... everything.  It started coming back a couple of days ago. I remember everything now.
it never used to be.  you were two left feet on the dance floor.  like pulling teeth to get you to do a little box step.	Guess I must've learned.
thanks.	It never used to be.  You were two left feet on the dance floor.  Like pulling teeth to get you to do a little box step.
your dancing's very good.	Thanks.
that's... pretty frightening.	Your dancing's very good.
alex and charlie?  simple.  alex is the smarter one.	That's... pretty frightening.
how do you tell those two apart, anyway?	Alex and Charlie?  Simple.  Alex is the smarter one.
nope.  just filling in the blanks.	Oh.  Okay.
now, did you remember that, or...	Nope.  Just filling in the blanks.
no kidding.	Now, did you remember that, or...
exactly.  and he got good.	No kidding.
... he started practicing, and he left me alone from then on.	Exactly.  And he got good.
you had a hidden agenda, though. see, when he was five or six, little spence used to follow you around like a puppy.  bothered the hell out of you.  but as soon as you gave him the clarinet...	... he started practicing, and he left me alone from then on.
huh.  that was nice of me.	You had a hidden agenda, though. See, when he was five or six, little Spence used to follow you around like a puppy.  Bothered the hell out of you.  But as soon as you gave him the clarinet...
back in '37, you heard benny goodman play for the first time, so you went out and got a used clarinet.  you wanted nothing more than to be able to play like him. you tried hard, but it wasn't long before it was clear that benny goodman would never be looking over his shoulder.  so you gave the clarinet to spencer.	Huh.  That was nice of me.
my what?	Back in '37, you heard Benny Goodman play for the first time, so you went out and got a used clarinet.  You wanted nothing more than to be able to play like him. You tried hard, but it wasn't long before it was clear that Benny Goodman would never be looking over his shoulder.  So you gave the clarinet to Spencer.
no, they're not.  i'd say your investment was paying dividends.	My what?
they're not bad.	No, they're not.  I'd say your investment was paying dividends.
oh.	They're not bad.
you tried to once.  it was pretty pitiful.	Oh.
i don't smoke?	You tried to once.  It was pretty pitiful.
when did you start smoking?	I don't smoke?
have you got a cigarette?	When did you start smoking?
well, there's got to be a way...	Have you got a cigarette?
a loan to a man who ran his business into the ground and his son who can't account for the last nine-and-a-half years of his life? not likely.	Well, there's got to be a way...
what about a loan?  you could go to the bank...?	A loan to a man who ran his business into the ground and his son who can't account for the last nine-and-a-half years of his life? Not likely.
yeah, and needless to say, none of us has that kind of money lying around.	What about a loan?  You could go to the bank...?
nine hundred...	Yeah, and needless to say, none of us has that kind of money lying around.
it's gonna cost over nine hundred dollars to open the place, delly.	Nine hundred...
you know, everyone's so excited about the bijou re-opening...	It's gonna cost over nine hundred dollars to open the place, Delly.
oh.	You know, everyone's so excited about the Bijou re-opening...
we've done this before, so many times.  the last time was so long ago, but it feels like yesterday.	Oh.
what?	We've done this before, so many times.  The last time was so long ago, but it feels like yesterday.
this is strange.  do you feel it?	What?
oh...	... and It's just... well, deja vu.
no... you were wearing that suit the last time we went out before...	Oh...
were we going to get married?	Eventually.  We were going to be  engaged... when you came back from  overseas...
i'm  fine.  really.	Were we going to get married?
do you have the...	I'm  fine.  Really.
nothing.	Do you have the...
what was that?	Nothing.
yes.  hic!	What was that?
we were in love... weren't we?	Yes.  Hic!
yeah...	We were in love... weren't we?
no, you are.  i know exactly what you mean.  it's not that you're missing something.  it's that the other person gives something to you... that you had all the time. you just didn't see it until they came along.	Yeah...
no, it's okay.  see, when two people belong together, the other person should be the... the key that unlocks the rest of you... i'm not making sense, am i?	No, you are.  I know exactly what you mean.  It's not that you're missing something.  It's that the other person gives something to you... that you had all the time. You just didn't see it until they came along.
i'm sorry.	No, it's okay.  See, when two people belong together, the other person should be the... the key that unlocks the rest of you... I'm not making sense, am I?
actually, i was married.  for four years.  but... well, we didn't fit together.  i'm divorced now.	I'm sorry.
you don't have a boyfriend or anyone... you know... like that?	Actually, I was married.  For four years.  But... well, we didn't fit together.  I'm divorced now.
what did... what did i want to be?	Oh, well... I guess you... in high school, you were a pretty good first baseman.  And we were on the debate team together.  But... I think you were gonna run the Bijou. You were brought up there, and you loved it so much.  And I think you knew how much the town needed a place like that.
you... don't remember, but yes, ever since i was a little girl.	What did... what did I want to be?
have you always wanted to be a lawyer?	You... don't remember, but yes, ever since I was a little girl.
sorry.  you don't know how many times i've heard that.  "a lady lawyer?  are you crazy?"  like a woman couldn't be as good a lawyer as a man.  or better, in fact.	Have you always wanted to be a lawyer?
whoa.	Sorry.  You don't know how many times I've heard that.  "A lady lawyer?  Are you crazy?"  Like a woman couldn't be as good a lawyer as a man.  Or better, in fact.
and why not?	Whoa.
so, you're really gonna be a lawyer?	And why not?
after they commissioned it, no one could ever agree on where to put it.  the methodists wanted it in front of the methodist church, the presbyterians wanted it in front of the presbyterian church, the city council wanted it in the lobby of city hall.  everyone finally got tired of the fighting.  so they stuck it down here.	So, you're really gonna be a lawyer?
it doesn't seem right, this being down here.  it ought to be where people can see it.	After they commissioned it, no one could ever agree on where to put it.  The Methodists wanted it in front of the Methodist Church, the Presbyterians wanted it in front of the Presbyterian Church, the city council wanted it in the lobby of City Hall.  Everyone finally got tired of the fighting.  So they stuck it down here.
right here.  "albert lucas trumbo." and all the others.  i knew them all.  so did you.  we went to school with most of them.	It doesn't seem right, this being down here.  It ought to be where people can see it.
how'd they get it inside?	Through the door.  It comes apart.
of course, there was a lot more room before they stuck the memorial down here.	How'd they get it inside?
why me?	Be a gentleman.  You have to help me down.
you first.	Why me?
you must not remember anything. come on.	You first.
city hall?	You must not remember anything. Come on.
then why do i feel like we're still being shadowed?	Well... where can we go?
you can all go home, now.  he's not going anywhere.	Go on home, folks.  And thanks for the welcome.
i did?  huh!	You can all go home, now.  He's not going anywhere.
yeah, a little.  i think you grew an inch or so.  and you've lost weight.	I did?  Huh!
i do?	Yeah, a little.  I think you grew an inch or so.  And you've lost weight.
you look... different.	I do?
me too.	You look... different.
no, i... i just wondering where you've been all this time.	Me too.
what.	No, I... I just wondering where you've been all this time.
do you... remember me?	I've seen you before.  Your picture...
that's not a contradiction at all, sir.  i went to the meeting, but i didn't go as a member.	Well, then, as what did you go?
yet you're contradicting yourself. you earlier testified that you attended a meeting of a communist party-run organization, yet you just said, under oath, that you were not now -- nor ever -- a member of the communist party.	That's not a contradiction at all, sir.  I went to the meeting, but I didn't go as a member.
i'm not refuting anything.	Yet you're contradicting yourself. You earlier testified that you attended a meeting of a communist party-run organization, yet you just said, under oath, that you were not now -- nor ever -- a member of the communist party.
are you refuting this evidence and your previous testimony?	I'm not refuting anything.
no, sir.	Are you refuting this evidence and your previous testimony?
are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the communist party?	No, sir.
well, i know that i lost my job because of one meeting i went to when i was a kid in college.  i know that i've been branded a communist, which i'm not, but even if i was, it shouldn't matter, or what do we have a bill of rights for?	Mr. Chairman, the witness is being non-responsive...
all right, mr. appleton.  that was what you knew then.  what do you know now?	Well, I know that I lost my job because of one meeting I went to when I was a kid in college.  I know that I've been branded a communist, which I'm not, but even if I was, it shouldn't matter, or what do we have a Bill Of Rights for?
are you asking this committee to believe that you attended a meeting of a communist party front organization in order to impress a girl?	Well, if you'd seen Miss Angstrom...
well, that's what i knew then.  or who i knew, i should say.  you see, i was trying to court miss angstrom.  i went to the meeting to impress her.	Are you asking this committee to believe that you attended a meeting of a communist party front organization in order to impress a girl?
we see it.  for the record, it reads "lucille angstrom."  what's the point of this?	Well, that's what I knew then.  Or who I knew, I should say.  You see, I was trying to court Miss Angstrom.  I went to the meeting to impress her.
well, i'd direct the attention of counsel and committee to line thirty-six of the document, and the name printed and signed there.	We see it.  For the record, it reads "Lucille Angstrom."  What's the point of this?
start with what you knew then.	Well, I'd direct the attention of counsel and committee to line thirty-six of the document, and the name printed and signed there.
mr. clyde, do you want to know what i knew then, or do you want to know what i know now?  they're two different things?	Start with what you knew then.
mr. appleton, please tell this committee what was the nature and purpose of the "bread instead of bullets club?"	Mr. Clyde, do you want to know what I knew then, or do you want to know what I know now?  They're two different things?
yes it does.	Mr. Appleton, please tell this committee what was the nature and purpose of the "Bread Instead of Bullets Club?"
referring to line thirty-seven of the document, does your printed name and signature appear there?	Yes it does.
yes... yes, i do.	Referring to line thirty-seven of the document, does your printed name and signature appear there?
good.  good.  now, i hold in my hand a photostatic copy of the attendance roster for the "bread instead of bullets club" of the university of california, los angeles, dated october 11, 1935.  a copy of this paper is before you, mr. appleton. do you recognize it?	Yes... yes, I do.
mr. clyde, i remember everything.	Good.  Good.  Now, I hold in my hand a photostatic copy of the attendance roster for the "Bread Instead of Bullets Club" of the University of California, Los Angeles, dated October 11, 1935.  A copy of this paper is before you, Mr. Appleton. Do you recognize it?
i'm interested in knowing if you remember things you did in your past, or if they've been conveniently "blotted out" as a result of your "accident."	Mr. Clyde, I remember everything.
sir, are you referring to the fact that i was suffering from amnesia, and i've since recovered my memory?	I'm interested in knowing if you remember things you did in your past, or if they've been conveniently "blotted out" as a result of your "accident."
yes.	And what is the state of your memory now?
anyone who reads the newspaper is quite familiar with your... "accident," mr. appleton.  an accident which, conveniently, came hard upon your dismissal from united pictures.  tell us, this "accident" of yours, are we given to understand that it affected your memory?	Yes.
yes sir.  but i didn't go to lawson to run the bijou, that was... that was something that just happened. you see, i was involved in an accident in lawson, and i spent some time recovering there.	Anyone who reads the newspaper is quite familiar with your... "accident," Mr. Appleton.  An accident which, conveniently, came hard upon your dismissal from United Pictures.  Tell us, this "accident" of yours, are we given to understand that it affected your memory?
now, i see that you've been running a movie theater in lawson called "the bijou," is that also true?	Yes sir.  But I didn't go to Lawson to run The Bijou, that was... that was something that just happened. You see, I was involved in an accident in Lawson, and I spent some time recovering there.
well, i'm sure we're all glad to see you came through it all right.	Now, I see that you've been running a movie theater in Lawson called "The Bijou," is that also true?
yes, sir.	Well, I'm sure we're all glad to see you came through it all right.
yes, i see that private trumbo was reported missing in action and is presumed dead.  i also see that you were posted stateside during the war.  fort dix?	Yes, sir.
mr. clyde you're twisting things around.  i wasn't masquerading. luke trumbo... luke was a good man who gave his life for his country. i just... happen to look a little bit like him.  that's all.	Yes, I see that Private Trumbo was reported missing in action and is presumed dead.  I also see that you were posted stateside during the war.  Fort Dix?
is that because you were masquerading as luke trumbo while you were in lawson?	Mr. Clyde you're twisting things around.  I wasn't masquerading. Luke Trumbo... Luke was a good man who gave his life for his country. I just... happen to look a little bit like him.  That's all.
luke trumbo?  we never met.  but i'd like to think i know him.	Is that because you were masquerading as Luke Trumbo while you were in Lawson?
mr. appleton, do you know an "albert lucas trumbo?"	Luke Trumbo?  We never met.  But I'd like to think I know him.
sir, that is true.	Mr. Appleton, do you know an "Albert Lucas Trumbo?"
mr. chairman... there's... another amendment... that i'd like to invoke at this time, but it's not the fifth amendment.  i wonder if you're familiar with it.	Mr. Appleton, you will...
go ahead, son.	Mr. Chairman... there's... another Amendment... that I'd like to invoke at this time, but it's not the Fifth Amendment.  I wonder if you're familiar with it.
i... i need a drink of water.	Go ahead, son.
mr. appleton?  mr. appleton?	I... I need a drink of water.
mr. appleton, you are making light of a legally constituted committee of the united states congress. believe you me, you do not want to incur our wrath.	I'm sorry, sir, I have no intention of making light of this committee. And I have no intention of incurring your wrath, Mr. Chairman. I have a few friends who have already incurred your wrath. They've sent me letters from jail.
i'm a little hesitant to say.	The witness need not be hesitant to say anything before this committee, as long as it's the truth.
yes.  a prepared statement.	Um... no.  I don't have a statement at this time.
a statement?	Yes.  A prepared statement.
now, we're informed that you have a statement you'd like to read, is that correct?	A statement?
i'll do my best, mr. chairman.	Now, we're informed that you have a statement you'd like to read, is that correct?
the chair notes that you are appearing without the benefit of counsel today, mr. appleton.  we certainly hope this means that you intend to be fully forthcoming with this committee?	I'll do my best, Mr. Chairman.
peter kenneth appleton.  hollywood, california.	The chair notes that you are appearing without the benefit of counsel today, Mr. Appleton.  We certainly hope this means that you intend to be fully forthcoming with this committee?
be seated and state your full name and place of residence for the record.	Peter Kenneth Appleton.  Hollywood, California.
i do.	Be seated and state your full name and place of residence for the record.
do you swear that the testimony you are about to give before this committee of the united states house of representatives will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you god?	I do.
thanks for the lift, cecil.	Don't mention it.  Welcome home, Luke.
well, son, you're home!	Thanks for the lift, Cecil.
here we are.	Well, son, you're home!
only one in town.  get in, son.	Ben, when's Delly due back?
lord love a duck, harry, you wanna give me a heart attack right in front of the doctor's office?	Listen to me!  The young man in there...
cecil!  cecil, there's a young man in there...	Lord love a duck, Harry, you wanna give me a heart attack right in front of the doctor's office?
tomorrow afternoon...  ... oh my god...	Exactly.  Break it to her gently.
mother o'god...	Give the man a hug, boy!  That's your father!
are you saying that he's...	Shhhhhh.
doc, with your permission, i want to bring someone in here.  maybe it'll jar this young man's memory.	By all means.
no identification at all.  what're you thinkin', cecil?	What I'm thinkin' is we got us one a'two things here.  A mystery or a damn miracle.  And by god I can't tell which.  Boy, you say you have no idea who you are?  That right?
no wallet, huh?	No identification at all.  What're you thinkin', Cecil?
well, no, but these gentlemen would like to get some answers...	I don't know what else to tell you. I wasn't hiding out.  I hit my head and I didn't remember anything until a few days ago.
c'mon, i'll give you two a lift back to the bijou.	The Bijou?
or the bijou.  either one.	I remember the picture... but I don't remember where I saw it.
"it's a wonderful life?"	Or the Bijou.  Either one.
the jimmy stewart picture?  i remember that one.  saw it over at the bijou.  so, you remember that, huh?	"It's a Wonderful Life?"
"it's a wonderful life."	The Jimmy Stewart picture?  I remember that one.  Saw it over at the Bijou.  So, you remember that, huh?
what's that?	"It's a Wonderful Life."
well, this place sorta reminds me of something.	What's that?
but what?	Well, this place sorta reminds me of something.
no.  but...	But what?
you ever been in this town before, to your knowledge?	No.  But...
yes.	You ever been in this town before, to your knowledge?
so... you do intend to fix the place up after all?	Mr. Fitts, with all due respect, I think Lawson needs the Bijou a bit more than it needs a super market. And I think Lawson deserves the Bijou.  There's not a lot that can be done to help us get past the pain we've all felt...
a super market.  huh.	You think it over.  No reason to risk financial ruin for the sake of a crumbling old building.
the days of the storefront grocery are numbered.  i plan on putting up a free-standing supermarket.	A super market.  Huh.
that's... well, that's very generous, but if you've already got a store...?	The days of the storefront grocery are numbered.  I plan on putting up a free-standing supermarket.
luke, i'm hopping you can help him see the reality of the situation. i'll come to the point.  i want to buy the property, and i'm prepared to offer six-thousand dollars for it.  and that's just for the property, mind you.  if you want, i'll leave it to you and your father to dismantle and liquidate the building for whatever salvage value it has, and you keep those proceeds.  i just want the land.	That's... well, that's very generous, but if you've already got a store...?
well, he loves the place.  it's his home.	Luke, I'm hopping you can help him see the reality of the situation. I'll come to the point.  I want to buy the property, and I'm prepared to offer six-thousand dollars for it.  And that's just for the property, mind you.  If you want, I'll leave it to you and your father to dismantle and liquidate the building for whatever salvage value it has, and you keep those proceeds.  I just want the land.
i can only imagine.  you know, i spoke with your dad last year about maybe taking the bijou off his hands.  i don't think he gave it very much thought.	Well, he loves the place.  It's his home.
we're gonna try.  place needs a lot of work.	I can only imagine.  You know, I spoke with your Dad last year about maybe taking the Bijou off his hands.  I don't think he gave it very much thought.
and i hear you and harry are planning on re-opening the bijou.	We're gonna try.  Place needs a lot of work.
thanks.	And I hear you and Harry are planning on re-opening the Bijou.
like ernie said, we're all glad to have you back.	Thanks.
good to meet you.  again.	Like Ernie said, we're all glad to have you back.
luke, you probably don't remember me, roscoe fitts, i'm the grocer here in town.	Good to meet you.  Again.
you're not going anywhere, harry.	Don't tell me, I know about these things.  I've seen it before.  It's all right.  It's... all right. You're here.  Oh, God, I love you, son.
i'm not happy about this, mind you, but if i have to go, at least i'm going in my own bed, the same bed my lily died in, and... knowing that my son is alive.  that's not too shabby, is it?	You're not going anywhere, Harry.
vultures...	I'm not happy about this, mind you, but if I have to go, at least I'm going in my own bed, the same bed my Lily died in, and... knowing that my son is alive.  That's not too shabby, is it?
a few.	Vultures...
anybody take it?	A few.
i know.  everyone went home.  we offered them refunds.	Anybody take it?
did you fix the damn film?  it broke in the last reel.	I know.  Everyone went home.  We offered them refunds.
did i what?	Did you fix the damn film?  It broke in the last reel.
did you... did you...	Did I what?
i'm here.	Did you... did you...
the film broke...	I know, I know... keep still.
jesus...	The film broke...
luke... what time is it?	Six-thirty.  I thought we'd get an early start.
... what?	You know, since you've been back, that's the first time you've called me "Dad."
ha!	... what?
dad, i...	Ha!
well, son, i wish i could've shown you more, but this is all that's left.  just this one reel that never got sent back from a picture we showed here a long time ago. nineteen twenty-five, to be exact...	Dad, I...
yes.	Well, son, I wish I could've shown you more, but this is all that's left.  Just this one reel that never got sent back from a picture we showed here a long time ago. Nineteen twenty-five, to be exact...
beautiful, wasn't it?	Yes.
why don't you two get out there and dance?	Oh, no, I...
and you have sixty-eight dollars and thirty-seven cents in the bank. your only source of income are my veteran's death benefit of forty dollars a month, to which you're no longer entitled since i'm alive, and these ten dollar a month cash deposits you make.  what are those?	They're...
yes?	Between a new screen, paint, plumbing for the concession stand, and about a hundred other repairs around the theater... it's going to cost at least nine hundred dollars to get the Bijou into shape to open up.
well...	Yes?
you bet.	Goodnight, son.  'Night, Delly.
you two have a lot of catching up to do, i guess.	You bet.
i'll be home in a little while, harry.  don't wait up.	You two have a lot of catching up to do, I guess.
carl.  friend of yours from high school.  everybody calls him "cueball."	Oh, hi Cue... Carl.  Sorry.
ernie.	... Ernie.
but i...	Son, I think you loved the Bijou even more than I did.  You've got to remember that.  You've got to.
yeah, i know, but poultry...?	I know it's hard to believe, son, but this place, this little place this wasn't a theater then, this was a palace!  Any man, woman, child, you, me, it didn't matter, you bought your ticket and you walked in and you...
forty-two was a lean year around here.  the war had just started... you were gone less than a month... and we were coming off a bit of a drought as i recall.  not everyone could ante up the price of a ticket, and a chicken's as good as money if you ask me.  at that time, it meant a lot to the folks around here to be able to come to the pictures.	Yeah, I know, but poultry...?
"one fryer and two-dozen eggs?"	Forty-two was a lean year around here.  The war had just started... you were gone less than a month... and we were coming off a bit of a drought as I recall.  Not everyone could ante up the price of a ticket, and a chicken's as good as money if you ask me.  At that time, it meant a lot to the folks around here to be able to come to the pictures.
yes?	"one fryer and two-dozen eggs?"
"eight p.m. showtime, ninety-six admissions, receipts including concessions, $84.75... plus one fryer and two-dozen eggs."	Yes?
gary cooper.  and barbara stanwyck. yowsa.	"Eight p.m. showtime, ninety-six admissions, receipts including concessions, $84.75... plus one fryer and two-dozen eggs."
"february 10, 1942.  picture 'ball of fire.'"	Gary Cooper.  And Barbara Stanwyck. Yowsa.
well, i'm the first one to admit that i don't know anything about bookkeeping, but there are some very interesting things in here.	"February 10, 1942.  Picture 'Ball of Fire.'"
no, your mother did, then i did after she passed.	Well, I'm the first one to admit that I don't know anything about bookkeeping, but there are some very interesting things in here.
um... harry?  did i ever keep the books here?	No, your mother did, then I did after she passed.
i promised him a new uniform when we re-opened.  and you'll get one, too.	You know, I hate to bring this up, but screens and uniforms and paint and repairs are going to take money, which I'm willing to bet none of us has.
oh.  what... what time is it?	Six-thirty.  I thought we'd get an early start.
this is the staff of the bijou.	Oh.  What... what time is it?
who... are they?	This is the staff of the Bijou.
they couldn't wait to see you.	Who... are they?
mother.  she's beautiful.	Well, yes, that she was.  She certainly made this place a home.
that's lily.  your mother, rest her soul.	Mother.  She's beautiful.
didn't you have any help?	Oh, I had Irene and Old Tim but they really couldn't help much. Broke their hearts when we closed up.  Broke mine, too.  But now that you're back, well, things will be different around here, that's for sure.  C'mon, I'll show you where we live.
well, after the war, with so many of the town's boys killed, people around here didn't much feel like going to the movies, i guess.  some of 'em moved away -- los angeles, sacramento, san francisco.  wasn't much to keep 'em here, i expect. and now with this "television" thing -- people just aren't going out as much as they used to.	Didn't you have any help?
why?	Well, after the war, with so many of the town's boys killed, people around here didn't much feel like going to the movies, I guess.  Some of 'em moved away -- Los Angeles, Sacramento, San Francisco.  Wasn't much to keep 'em here, I expect. And now with this "television" thing -- people just aren't going out as much as they used to.
hmmmm... after you left, it was difficult, and then lily -- that's your mother -- she took ill and died... we haven't shown a picture since forty-eight.	Why?
exactly how long has the bijou been closed?	Hmmmm... after you left, it was difficult, and then Lily -- that's your mother -- she took ill and died... we haven't shown a picture since forty-eight.
ah.	Exactly how long has the Bijou been closed?
we've been closed for a while.	Ah.
can't wait.	We've been closed for a while.
wait'll you see the inside!	Can't wait.
nine and-a-half years ago.	Nine and-a-half years...
you joined up one month to the day after pearl harbor.  january seventh... nineteen forty-two.	Nine and-a-half years ago.
when did i leave?	You joined up one month to the day after Pearl Harbor.  January seventh... nineteen forty-two.
you never came back from the war. we were told you were missing and presumed dead.	When did I leave?
albert lucas trumbo.  but you've been "luke" since you were a baby.	Ah.  Luke.  Luke.  I like it.
and... what's my name again?	Albert Lucas Trumbo.  But you've been "Luke" since you were a baby.
harry, son.  harry.	And... what's my name again?
excuse me... what's your, um, your name?	Harry, son.  Harry.
'sides, car's right outside.  i'll be seein' ya, jer.	Pete...
i'll save you the trouble.  i'm a cab.  there.  did it myself.	'Sides, car's right outside.  I'll be seein' ya, Jer.
then i'll call you a cab.	I'll save you the trouble.  I'm a cab.  There.  Did it myself.
nope.  can't.  we're through.	Then I'll call you a cab.
i wanna close up soon.  c'mon, let's call her.	Nope.  Can't.  We're through.
sandra sinclair.  wanna know her real name?  bella iskowitz.  no one's who they really are, jer. everyone's someone else.  even you. even me.  especially me.  i'm peter appleton, the communist who's not really a communist.	I wanna close up soon.  C'mon, let's call her.
gimmee her number, i'll have her pick you up.	Sandra Sinclair.  Wanna know her real name?  Bella Iskowitz.  No one's who they really are, Jer. Everyone's someone else.  Even you. Even me.  Especially me.  I'm Peter Appleton, the communist who's not really a communist.
sandra sinclair.	Gimmee her number, I'll have her pick you up.
pete... go home.  come on, i'll call that girlfriend of yours, what's her name... sandy?	Sandra Sinclair.
this is not a bender yet.  this is the start of a bender.  but i can see how you were confused, they look a lot alike.	Pete... go home.  Come on, I'll call that girlfriend of yours, what's her name... Sandy?
sure, i suppose.  that why you're on a bender?	This is not a bender yet.  This is the start of a bender.  But I can see how you were confused, they look a lot alike.
you know i'm not a communist, don't you, jer?	Sure, I suppose.  That why you're on a bender?
you should watch what you say.  you don't know who's listening.	You know I'm not a communist, don't you, Jer?
too bad.  he says i'm a communist.	You should watch what you say.  You don't know who's listening.
pete, if j. edgar hoover walked in here wearing a dress, i wouldn't know him.	Too bad.  He says I'm a communist.
zackly.	Pete, if J. Edgar Hoover walked in here wearing a dress, I wouldn't know him.
the g-man?	Zackly.
you tight with j. edgar hoover?	The G-man?
what.	You tight with J. Edgar Hoover?
thanks, jerry.  tell me something.	What.
bought the bottle, didn't i?  to the united states of america. long my she wave.	Thanks, Jerry.  Tell me something.
pete.  you think maybe you've had enough?	Bought the bottle, didn't I?  To the United States of America. Long my she wave.
that's where you live.	We live in a theater?
... sorry 'bout that, but you do look familiar to me.	Wish I could say the same thing.
thanks.  well, sheriff's on his way over, and maybe we can get to the bottom of who you are...	... sorry 'bout that, but you do look familiar to me.
she's very pretty.	Thanks.  Well, Sheriff's on his way over, and maybe we can get to the bottom of who you are...
that's me and my daughter adele. my pride and joy.  charms the fish right out of the lake, she does.	She's very pretty.
call me... ishmael?	Well, at least you remember "Moby Dick."
what is it?	Call me... Ishmael?
it's okay, son.  we just need to call you something.  that's all.	What is it?
i... no, i... i just can't...	It's okay, son.  We just need to call you something.  That's all.
and you don't know your name or who you are, that right?	I... no, I... I just can't...
it's possible.  i just don't remember.	And you don't know your name or who you are, that right?
do you remember if you were driving a car?  maybe you went over the bridge.  no guard rail there, it's easy to do.  it's happened before.	It's possible.  I just don't remember.
thanks.	Do you remember if you were driving a car?  Maybe you went over the bridge.  No guard rail there, it's easy to do.  It's happened before.
here, one of mine.	Thanks.
lucky you got out, that water's got quite a pull, and it empties straight into the ocean.	Here, one of mine.
i guess i did.	Lucky you got out, that water's got quite a pull, and it empties straight into the ocean.
well, you've been wet to the skin. you must've fallen in.	I guess I did.
i don't remember.  i guess so. smells like it.  tastes like it.	Well, you've been wet to the skin. You must've fallen in.
been drinkin' a bit, have we?	I don't remember.  I guess so. Smells like it.  Tastes like it.
no, sir.	Been drinkin' a bit, have we?
any idea how you got here, son?	No, sir.
can we get him to the hospital?	Even if we could, and the move didn't kill him, there'd be very little we could do there that we can't do here.  I'm sorry.
it's a pretty massive heart attack. his lungs have filled with fluid, and, well... it seems as though his body is just... shutting down.	Can we get him to the hospital?
aren't you coming?	No, I'm not much of a dancer.
you kids off to the dance?	Aren't you coming?
uh, no... just seeing you standing there, it reminded me... there's a word for it...	Oh, you mean the suit.  Harry kept all my old clothes.  Fits okay, but it's a little big.
what's wrong?	Uh, no... just seeing you standing there, it reminded me... there's a word for it...
evening, doctor lardner.	What's wrong?
evening, luke.	Evening, Doctor Lardner.
take a hike.  am-scray.	Huh?  Oh, sure.  Just pull the door shut when you leave.
huh?	Take a hike.  Am-scray.
here's three months rent, and a ten spot for no more questions and to keep an eye on his place.  now, i need a moment alone.	Huh?
thirty a month.	Here's three months rent, and a ten spot for no more questions and to keep an eye on his place.  Now, I need a moment alone.
what's his rent?	Thirty a month.
well, his rent's past due and he said to call you in case of an emergency.  he lose his job or somethin'?	What's his rent?
wouldn't blame him if he was.	Well, his rent's past due and he said to call you in case of an emergency.  He lose his job or somethin'?
you think he's drunk somewhere?	Wouldn't blame him if he was.
hey, it's the best way to tell.	You think he's drunk somewhere?
jesus.	Hey, it's the best way to tell.
don't smell nothin'.  he must not be dead in here.	Jesus.
you smell gas?	Don't smell nothin'.  He must not be dead in here.
thank me publicly?  for what?  for ruining this woman's life?	Climb down off your cross.  They already knew about her.  She was subpoenaed six months ago! Who the hell do you think named you?
so, our lawyers had a talk with the committee's lawyers.  that elvin clyde fella won't be too happy about it, but we cut a deal. they cleared you -- and they're gonna thank you publicly for your testimony purging yourself.	Thank me publicly?  For what?  For ruining this woman's life?
oh god, oh, god, no, i...	So, our lawyers had a talk with the Committee's lawyers.  That Elvin Clyde fella won't be too happy about it, but we cut a deal. They cleared you -- and they're gonna thank you publicly for your testimony purging yourself.
you should keep track of your old school chums.  turns out she eventually joined the communist party.  on top of which, she's lucy angstrom hirschfeld now, and she happens to be a writer for "studio one" on cbs.	Oh god, oh, god, no, I...
leo, she was... she was a girl i knew in college...	You should keep track of your old school chums.  Turns out she eventually joined the communist party.  On top of which, she's Lucy Angstrom Hirschfeld now, and she happens to be a writer for "Studio One" on CBS.
well, that's not what they think.	Leo, she was... she was a girl I knew in college...
her name was right there in front of them.  they gave it to me, i didn't give it to them.	Well, that's not what they think.
what, all of a sudden, "lucille angstrom" isn't a name?	Her name was right there in front of them.  They gave it to me, I didn't give it to them.
leo, i didn't give them the names. i wouldn't do that.	What, all of a sudden, "Lucille Angstrom" isn't a name?
kid, you gave them what they wanted.  this committee, it feeds on names.  the more names, the better.  but for some high-profile witnesses, like yourself, any name will do.	Leo, I didn't give them the names. I wouldn't do that.
what do you mean?	Kid, you gave them what they wanted.  This committee, it feeds on names.  The more names, the better.  But for some high-profile witnesses, like yourself, any name will do.
peter, i'm an agent.  i buy lunches and get deals made for guys like you.  that's what i do.  you're a writer.  you write pictures. that's what you do.  and trust me, you'll be back doing it again tomorrow morning.	What do you mean?
what, you're going to go back to that hick town and run the projector and marry the doctor's daughter?	Peter, I'm an agent.  I buy lunches and get deals made for guys like you.  That's what I do.  You're a writer.  You write pictures. That's what you do.  And trust me, you'll be back doing it again tomorrow morning.
besides, i don't even know if i want to write anymore.	What, you're going to go back to that hick town and run the projector and marry the doctor's daughter?
not at all.	Besides, I don't even know if I want to write anymore.
leo, you were in there, you saw what i did.  you think they're gonna let me write pictures?  hell, they're probably gonna throw my ass in jail.	Not at all.
why not?	Leo, you were in there, you saw what I did.  You think they're gonna let me write pictures?  Hell, they're probably gonna throw my ass in jail.
not any more.	Why not?
oh, i see.  but you're not luke. you're peter appleton, the picture writer.	Not any more.
luke didn't smoke.	Oh, I see.  But you're not Luke. You're Peter Appleton, the picture writer.
when'd you quit smoking?	Luke didn't smoke.
no thanks.	When'd you quit smoking?
cigarette?	No thanks.
no, of course not, why should you be sorry?  you're the new peter appleton.  you exercised your rights as a solid citizen, first amendment, freedom of speech, all that.  very noble.	Cigarette?
i'm not sorry for what i said.	No, of course not, why should you be sorry?  You're the new Peter Appleton.  You exercised your rights as a solid citizen, first amendment, freedom of speech, all that.  Very noble.
that was quite a show you gave them today.  we shoulda sold tickets.	I'm not sorry for what I said.
it's wrong, leo.	Peter, don't let that stop you all of a sudden.
lest we forget, peter, your own military career was somewhat less illustrious than luke's.	It's wrong, Leo.
that's not the country luke fought for.	Lest we forget, Peter, your own military career was somewhat less illustrious than Luke's.
next time, it might be the fbi. the time after that, it might be the president.  but it'll always be someone.  count on it.	That's not the country Luke fought for.
exactly.	So it doesn't make any difference that I'm not one now, and have never been one.
and i won't be a communist anymore.	Exactly.
however... you're gonna be subpoenaed to testify before the un-american activities committee when they open hearings in los angeles.  now, if you play ball and tell them what they want to hear, they'll clear you.	And I won't be a communist anymore.
well, that's a relief.  i understand they usually don't let that stop them.	However... you're gonna be subpoenaed to testify before the Un-American Activities Committee when they open hearings in Los Angeles.  Now, if you play ball and tell them what they want to hear, they'll clear you.
the fbi can't arrest you, because you haven't done anything wrong.	Well, that's a relief.  I understand they usually don't let that stop them.
don't say that.  there is no such thing as a blacklist.  now, are you gonna play ball?	Yes.  Leo, goddammit... this isn't fair!
so, it is a blacklist.	Don't say that.  There is no such thing as a blacklist.  Now, are you gonna play ball?
that's the one, "ashes to ashes." i think it's great.  but it'll never get made with this communist business hanging over your head. you can't work until you're cleared -- and believe me, starting right now, i'm gonna do everything i can to make that happen.	So, it is a blacklist.
"ashes to ashes?"	That's the one, "Ashes To Ashes." I think it's great.  But it'll never get made with this communist business hanging over your head. You can't work until you're cleared -- and believe me, starting right now, I'm gonna do everything I can to make that happen.
peter, i believe in you.  more to the point, i read your new script... um...	"Ashes To Ashes?"
yeah, well, that's enough.	Peter, I believe in you.  More to the point, I read your new script... um...
they don't want you to testify because you're not a big enough fish for them.  they just don't want you writing pictures for now. that's all.	Yeah, well, that's enough.
you can't testify.	Why not?
at least i was on our side!  look, they want me to testify?  i'll testify.  i'll tell 'em anything they want to hear!  jesus, leo, this is my career!	You can't testify.
you broke your arm.  you were coming out of a bar.  you were drunk.	At least I was on our side!  Look, they want me to testify?  I'll testify.  I'll tell 'em anything they want to hear!  Jesus, Leo, this is my career!
exactly.	You broke your arm.  You were coming out of a bar.  You were drunk.
i know.  a purple heart.	Exactly.
i was decorated.	I know.  A Purple Heart.
fought?  come on, pete, you ran the px at fort dix.	I was decorated.
leo, you're my agent.  tell "them" to take a flyin' piss.  i didn't do anything wrong.  i fought in the war, for crissakes!	Fought?  Come on, Pete, you ran the PX at Fort Dix.
they know you were at that meeting, peter.  they've been told, and they know.	Leo, you're my agent.  Tell "them" to take a flyin' piss.  I didn't do anything wrong.  I fought in the war, for crissakes!
what?  that i'm accused of being a communist when i don't happen to be one?	They know you were at that meeting, Peter.  They've been told, and they know.
kid, that cuts no ice with them.	What?  That I'm accused of being a communist when I don't happen to be one?
i don't know who fingered me, but i'm not a communist!	Kid, that cuts no ice with them.
you should watch what you say.	I don't know who fingered me, but I'm not a communist!
leo, i was trying to impress a skirt.  you know me, i'm non- political.  republican, democrat, communist, there's not a dime's worth of difference between 'em anyway.	You should watch what you say.
so, you're saying that it's true. you went to a meeting of a known communist organization.	Leo, I was trying to impress a skirt.  You know me, I'm non- political.  Republican, Democrat, Communist, there's not a dime's worth of difference between 'em anyway.
no.  yeah... i... i don't know. maybe i did.  leo, this was before pearl harbor.  i was in college. it was a bunch of kids, and i was just one of 'em.  i didn't believe in what they were saying.  hell, i didn't even know what they were saying!	So, you're saying that it's true. You went to a meeting of a known communist organization.
congress, the fbi, red channels, it don't matter who the hell "they" is.  "they" know who "they" are, that's all that matters.  now, did you go to any meetings?	No.  Yeah... I... I don't know. Maybe I did.  Leo, this was before Pearl Harbor.  I was in college. It was a bunch of kids, and I was just one of 'em.  I didn't believe in what they were saying.  Hell, I didn't even know what they were saying!
who the hell is this "they?"	Congress, the FBI, Red Channels, it don't matter who the hell "they" is.  "They" know who "they" are, that's all that matters.  Now, did you go to any meetings?
are you saying it's a mistake, that you didn't go to any meetings? they say you did.	Who the hell is this "they?"
i... i don't believe this.	Are you saying it's a mistake, that you didn't go to any meetings? They say you did.
peter, their hands are tied.  you see that, don't you?	I... I don't believe this.
what?	You've got to talk to them before they tear the theater apart!
luke!  luke, something's wrong! the film broke, and i can't raise harry on the house phone!	What?
no, i...	Some of it might come back to you.
sit.  play with me.	No, I...
oh dear, yes.  you were an excellent student, before all that clarinet nonsense.  you loved chopin.  you used to call it "heaven music."  "teach me some heaven music," you used to say.	Sit.  Play with me.
i can play the piano?	Oh dear, yes.  You were an excellent student, before all that clarinet nonsense.  You loved Chopin.  You used to call it "heaven music."  "Teach me some heaven music," you used to say.
i taught you that.	I can play the piano?
that was beautiful.	I taught you that.
when was that?	Nineteen-oh-nine.
i haven't danced with another man since mr. terwilliger passed.	When was that?
that's my r-r-rent.	Oh.
t-t-thank you.  thank you.  i... i always... i always wanted to wear my uniform from the great war, but your daddy, he always said no, that's not an usher's u-u-uniform, that's an army uniform and the bijou, she's not the army.  they give me a medal, but i lost it in the h-h-hospital.  i forget things sometimes.  since the w-w-war.	Yeah... me too.
we thought you was dead, you know.  it's okay that i live here?	Of course.
cat.  that's simple.  i like it.  hi, cat.	We thought you was dead, you know.  It's okay that I live here?
cat.	Cat.  That's simple.  I like it.  Hi, Cat.
so i guess this fellow belongs to you.  what's his name?	Cat.
found me.	Yeah.  I hope you don't mind.  I didn't know anyone lived here... well, besides Harry.  And me.
no.	Well, then, why do they call you "Old Tim?"
is there a young tim?	No.
i thought you...	I know more than you give me c-c- credit, that's for sure.  Don't you see, it don't m-m-matter who you are?  All that matters is what you g-g-gave us.  And you can't take that away now.  You're wrong, Peter Appleton.  You do belong here.
did you think i didn't kn-kn-know that?	I thought you...
my name isn't luke.  it's peter. peter appleton.	Did you think I didn't kn-kn-know that?
oh...	My name isn't Luke.  It's Peter. Peter Appleton.
i'm... i'm not luke.  luke is dead. he died in the war.  he's not coming back, and i'm not him.  i don't even belong here.  this whole thing started out as an accident, and that's all it is.  an accident.	Oh...
oh.	I'm... I'm not Luke.  Luke is dead. He died in the war.  He's not coming back, and I'm not him.  I don't even belong here.  This whole thing started out as an accident, and that's all it is.  An accident.
it's about me.	Oh.
oh.	It's about me.
tim, i have to tell you something.	Oh.
they will.  they w-w-will.	Tim, I have to tell you something.
the customers?  i don't know...	They will.  They w-w-will.
they'll come back, you know. they'll all c-c-come back.	The customers?  I don't know...
thanks.	They'll come back, you know. They'll all c-c-come back.
please, sit.	Thanks.
sure.  come on in.  i was just packing.	Please, sit.
can i... can i t-t-talk to you?	Sure.  Come on in.  I was just packing.
will you help me, sandy?	I'll have to think about this.  I have to get back... I should go...
you mean, he was... let go, too?	They're saying I'm a communist, Sandy.  But I'm not, you know that. I'm gonna fight 'em, and I'm gonna win, but I'll need your help.
well, whatever frankie's got, it's catching.	You mean, he was... let go, too?
he was, but he got sick.  we got a new director today.  why?	Well, whatever Frankie's got, it's catching.
i wasn't alone.  wasn't frankie ruskin directing the picture you're in?	He was, but he got sick.  We got a new director today.  Why?
that you got let go.	I wasn't alone.  Wasn't Frankie Ruskin directing the picture you're in?
what exactly did you hear?	That you got let go.
what happened?	What exactly did you hear?
pete, there's time before the picture starts, you want to get some popcorn?	You bet, honey.
thank you, mr. lawson.	Don't mention it.  Whoever-you-are.
said as much myself, doc.  can't place him, though.  to look at him, you'd think the cheese slid off his cracker.  well, morning's half-over.  i'm off.	Thank you, Mr. Lawson.
yes.  very.	Got any money?
you hungry, son?	Yes.  Very.
the war...	Mabel over there at the diner lost her husband Max.  Okinawa, I believe.
ernie cole here just got himself elected mayor.  lost both his boys in the war.  kenny at anzio and willie at normandy.	The war...
'course they all know me.  and i know all them.  town's got my name, don't it?	Ernie Cole here just got himself elected mayor.  Lost both his boys in the war.  Kenny at Anzio and Willie at Normandy.
they all know you?	'Course they all know me.  And I know all them.  Town's got my name, don't it?
i suppose.  thanks.	You look familiar, fella.  What's your name?
actually, my grandpap.  but "ancestors" sounds better, don't it?  here.	I suppose.  Thanks.
ancestors?	Actually, my grandpap.  But "ancestors" sounds better, don't it?  Here.
no.  absolutely not.	All right.  All right.  We'll see.
mr. appleton, i have reason to believe you're holding something back, and that just rubs me the wrong way.  sir, are you a communist?	No.  Absolutely not.
would that be miss sinclair?	No.  No, not Miss Sinclair.  I'm talking about Adele Lardner.
my girlfriend.  if she still is...	Would that be Miss Sinclair?
who?	My girlfriend.  If she still is...
i already have.	Who?
now that you remember who you are, were you planning on telling anyone your true identity?	I already have.
look.	Ohhh. Oh, the poor thing. He probably lost his way in the dark.
is anyone there?	Look.
yes.	Then go.
never mind lydia. do you want to go?	Yes.
it's really up to lydia, isn't it?	Never mind Lydia. Do you want to go?
that's up to you.	It's really up to Lydia, isn't it?
do you think i should go?	That's up to you.
i'll be going, too, to help out. it should be fun, melanie.	It seems so pointless.  I think I'll go to sleep. This has been a busy day.  My luggage.
he wants me to go to cathy's party tomorrow afternoon.  i said i would.	I'll be going, too, to help out. It should be fun, Melanie.
and the second?	I wanted to be near Mitch.  It was over, and I knew it, but I wanted to be near him, anyway.  You see, I still like him a hell of a lot. That's rare, I think. I don't want to lose his friendship... ever.
then you know. little girls in brown beanies. deadly. here i have a life. i'll go into that classroom on monday morning, and i'll look out at twenty- five upturned little faces, and each of them will be saying, 'yes, please give me what you have.'  and i'll give them what i have. i haven't got very much, but i'll give them every ounce of it. to me, that's very important. it makes me want to stay alive for a long long time.  that's the first reason.	And the second?
i did.	Then you know. Little girls in brown beanies. Deadly. Here I have a life. I'll go into that classroom on Monday morning, and I'll look out at twenty- five upturned little faces, and each of them will be saying, 'Yes, please give me what you have.'  And I'll give them what I have. I haven't got very much, but I'll give them every ounce of it. To me, that's very important. It makes me want to stay alive for a long long time.  That's the first reason.
no, that's all right, i don't mind. i came up here for two reasons. to begin with, i was bored with my job in san francisco. i was teaching at a private school there... well, you know, you probably went to one yourself.	I did.
i'm sorry. forgive me.	No, that's all right, I don't mind. I came up here for two reasons. To begin with, I was bored with my job in San Francisco. I was teaching at a private school there... well, you know, you probably went to one yourself.
you get straight to the point, don't you?	I'm sorry. Forgive me.
then what are you doing here in bodega bay?	You get straight to the point, don't you?
so it ended. not immediately, of course. i went back to san francisco, and i still saw mitch every now and then... but we both knew it was finished.	Then what are you doing here in Bodega Bay?
i see.	So it ended. Not immediately, of course. I went back to San Francisco, and I still saw Mitch every now and then... but we both knew it was finished.
i can understand his position. he went through a lot with lydia after his father died. he didn't want to risk going through it all over again.	I see.
what about mitch? didn't he have anything to say about this?	I can understand his position. He went through a lot with Lydia after his father died. He didn't want to risk going through it all over again.
she already has a daughter.	What about Mitch? Didn't he have anything to say about this?
someone ought to tell her she'd be gaining a daughter.	She already has a daughter.
no, i don't think so. she's not afraid of losing her son, you see.  she's only afraid of being abandoned.	Someone ought to tell her she'd be gaining a daughter.
annie, that adds up to a jealous, possessive woman.	No, I don't think so. She's not afraid of losing her son, you see.  She's only afraid of being abandoned.
afraid of any woman who'd give mitch the only thing lydia can give him -- love.	Annie, that adds up to a jealous, possessive woman.
i don't understand.	Afraid of any woman who'd give Mitch the only thing Lydia can give him -- love.
afraid i'd give mitch.	I don't understand.
afraid you'd take mitch?	Afraid I'd give Mitch.
because she was afraid.	Afraid you'd take Mitch?
then why did she object to you?	Because she was afraid.
lydia liked me, you see. that was the strange part of it. in fact, now that i'm no longer a threat, we're very good friends.	Then why did she object to you?
then what was it?	Lydia liked me, you see. That was the strange part of it. In fact, now that I'm no longer a threat, we're very good friends.
nothing! i simply existed. so what was the answer? a jealous woman, right? a clinging possessive mother.  wrong. with all due respect to oedipus, i don't think that was the case at all.	Then what was it?
and what had you done?	Nothing! I simply existed. So what was the answer? A jealous woman, right? A clinging possessive mother.  Wrong. With all due respect to Oedipus, I don't think that was the case at all.
when i got back to san francisco i spent days trying to figure out just what i'd done to displease her.	And what had you done?
then maybe it isn't different at all. you know, her attitude nearly drove me crazy. i simply couldn't understand it.	When I got back to San Francisco I spent days trying to figure out just what I'd done to displease her.
a trifle.	Then maybe it isn't different at all. You know, her attitude nearly drove me crazy. I simply couldn't understand it.
with lydia.  did she seem a trifle distant?	A trifle.
different?	With Lydia.  Did she seem a trifle distant?
four years ago. of course, that was shortly after his father died.  things may be different now.	Different?
when was this?	Four years ago. Of course, that was shortly after his father died.  Things may be different now.
i think i'll have some of that, too.  i was seeing quite a lot of him in san francisco, you know.  and then, one weekend, he asked me up to meet lydia.	When was this?
what do you mean?	I think I'll have some of that, too.  I was seeing quite a lot of him in San Francisco, you know.  And then, one weekend, he asked me up to meet Lydia.
isn't there?  maybe there isn't. maybe there's never anything between mitch and any girl.	What do you mean?
annie -- there's nothing between mitch and me.	Isn't there?  Maybe there isn't. Maybe there's never anything between Mitch and any girl.
you needn't worry. it's over and done with. a long time ago.	Annie -- there's nothing between Mitch and me.
i suspected as much.	You needn't worry. It's over and done with. A long time ago.
i guess you knew that, anyway.	I suspected as much.
how'd you happen to come here?	Oh, someone invited me up for the weekend a long time ago.
san francisco.	How'd you happen to come here?
where are you from originally, annie?	San Francisco.
well, i don't suppose it offers much to the casual visitor. unless you're thrilled by a collection of shacks on a hillside. it takes a while to get used to.	Where are you from originally, Annie?
i despise it.	Well, I don't suppose it offers much to the casual visitor. Unless you're thrilled by a collection of shacks on a hillside. It takes a while to get used to.
how do you like our little hamlet?	I despise it.
i think so.	How do you like our little hamlet?
or would you rather i changed the subject?	I think so.
thank you.	It gets a little chilly here at night sometimes. Especially if you're over near the bay.
all right.	Thank you.
no, thank you.  won't you call me melanie?	All right.
i'll get it, sit down, miss daniels. do you want a sweater or something? a quilt?	No, thank you.  Won't you call me Melanie?
if you have some, i'd...	I'll get it, sit down, Miss Daniels. Do you want a sweater or something? A quilt?
would you like some brandy?	If you have some, I'd...
no, it's not the cut that's bothering me.	Would you like some brandy?
hi.  is something wrong? is that cut beginning to bother you?	No, it's not the cut that's bothering me.
yes.	Hi.  Is something wrong? Is that cut beginning to bother you?
miss daniels? is that you?	Yes.
i just picked up some things for the night at the general store. you see, i hadn't planned on spending much time here.	Yes, I know. Did something unexpected crop up?
it's utilitarian, i'll say that for it.	I just picked up some things for the night at the general store. You see, I hadn't planned on spending much time here.
sure. you can have it.  where's your bag? in the car?	It's utilitarian, I'll say that for it.
i would appreciate it. i've tried everywhere in town, and they're all full.	Sure. You can have it.  Where's your bag? In the car?
well, i'd really hope to rent it for...	I would appreciate it. I've tried everywhere in town, and they're all full.
that sign.  do you think i could have the room for a single night?	Well, I'd really hope to rent it for...
yes?	That sign.  Do you think I could have the room for a single night?
i was wondering...	Yes?
yes, i did.	I was wondering...
oh, hi!  did you find her all right?	Yes, I did.
mmm.  well, good luck, miss daniels.	Thank you.
lovebirds.	Mmm.  Well, good luck, Miss Daniels.
do i?  no, i'm an open book, i'm afraid.  or maybe a closed one.  pretty. what are they?	Lovebirds.
yes.	I guess that's where everyone meets him.
it's a nice drive.  is that where you met mitch?	Yes.
yes.	It's a nice drive.  Is that where you met Mitch?
did you drive up from san francisco?	Yes.
well... something like that.  i'm sorry. i don't mean to sound so mysterious.	Actually, it's none of my business.
you're leaving after you see cathy?	Well... something like that.  I'm sorry. I don't mean to sound so mysterious.
no. just a few hours.	You're leaving after you see Cathy?
thank you. it gives me something to do with my spare time.  there's a lot of spare time in bodega bay.  did you plan on staying long?	No. Just a few hours.
it's a lovely garden.	Thank you. It gives me something to do with my spare time.  There's a lot of spare time in Bodega Bay.  Did you plan on staying long?
i've been wanting a cigarette for the past twenty minutes, but i couldn't convince myself to stop. this 'tilling of the soil' can get a little compulsive, you know.	It's a lovely garden.
no, not really.	I've been wanting a cigarette for the past twenty minutes, but I couldn't convince myself to stop. This 'tilling of the soil' can get a little compulsive, you know.
are you a friend of mitch's?	No, not really.
they seemed sure it was either alice or lois.	Which is why the mail in this town never gets delivered to the right place.  Did you want to see Cathy about something?
that's the one. cathy brenner.	They seemed sure it was either Alice or Lois.
the one who lives in the white house across the bay?	That's the one. Cathy Brenner.
cathy?	The one who lives in the white house across the bay?
the man at the post office sent me. he said you'd know the name of the little brenner girl.	Cathy?
yes?	The man at the post office sent me. He said you'd know the name of the little Brenner girl.
i'm melanie daniels. i'm sorry to bother you, but...	Yes?
yes?	I'm Melanie Daniels. I'm sorry to bother you, but...
miss hayworth?	Yes?
they haven't harmed anyone.	Take them.
mom, they're in a cage!	They're birds!
no!	Mom, they're in a cage!
mitch, can i bring the lovebirds in here?	No!
mother!	If your father were here...
yes, i did.	Just listen to them!
in a democracy, cathy, everyone is entitled to a fair trial. your brother's practice...	Mom, please, I know all the democracy jazz. They're still hoods.  He's got a client now who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times, can you imagine it?  I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?
well, mom, he's the first to admit it.  he spends half his day in the detention cells at the hall of justice.	In a democracy, Cathy, everyone is entitled to a fair trial. Your brother's practice...
cathy!	Well, Mom, he's the first to admit it.  He spends half his day in the detention cells at the Hall of Justice.
mitch knows lots of people in san francisco. of course, they're mostly hoods.	Cathy!
it's what you said, mom. mr. brinkmeyer's feed is no good.	No, Cathy. He sold Mr. Fawcett a different brand.  You don't think they're getting sick, do you, Mitch?
he got a call from dan fawcett a little while ago. his chickens won't eat, either.	It's what you said, Mom. Mr. Brinkmeyer's feed is no good.
i guess it does get a little hectic at times.	If you do decide to come, don't say I told you about it. It's supposed to be a surprise party.
mitch likes it very much. he comes up every weekend, you know, even though he has his own apartment in the city. he says san francisco is just an ant hill at the foot of a bridge.	I guess it does get a little hectic at times.
i don't know yet.	Mitch likes it very much. He comes up every weekend, you know, even though he has his own apartment in the city. He says San Francisco is just an ant hill at the foot of a bridge.
don't you like bodega bay?	I don't know yet.
darling, of course i do!	Don't you like Bodega Bay?
don't you like us?	Darling, of course I do!
i don't think so.  i have to get back to san francisco.	Don't you like us?
are you coming to my party?	I don't think so.  I have to get back to San Francisco.
i know.	Are you coming to my party?
why, it's just like air, isn't it?  when i grow up, i'm gonna smoke like a chimney! i'll be eleven tomorrow, you know.	I know.
just a little one.	Why, it's just like air, isn't it?  When I grow up, I'm gonna smoke like a chimney! I'll be eleven tomorrow, you know.
i don't think your mother would like that.	Just a little one.
could i have a puff?	I don't think your mother would like that.
oh, i suppose so.	Could I have a puff?
is smoking fun?	Oh, I suppose so.
i still don't understand how you knew i wanted lovebirds.	Your brother told me.
they're beautiful! they're just what i wanted! is there a man and a woman? i can't tell which is which.	Well, I suppose...
yes?	They're beautiful! They're just what I wanted! Is there a man and a woman? I can't tell which is which.
miss daniels?	Yes?
mitch?  do... do you think they'll be all right? in the trunk? can they breath?	I think they'll be all right, honey.
mitch, let's turn back.	Shhh. Shhhhh.
cathy! get a blanket and some bandages!	Is she all right?
why are they trying to kill people?	I wish I could say. But if I could answer that, I could also tell you why people are trying to kill people.
i don't know, honey.	Why are they trying to kill people?
mitch? why are they doing this?  the birds.	I don't know, honey.
yeah, but she'll be hitting all that traffic going back to san francisco.	Did you put the cover on that cage, Mom?
we've got an extra room upstairs and everything.	That road can be a bad one at night, Melanie.
take it into the living room, would you, hon?	What's the matter with them?
oh. where d'you want the coffee?	Take it into the living room, would you, hon?
she said something about having to get home to take a call from her mother back east.	Oh. Where d'you want the coffee?
why didn't annie stay for dinner?	She said something about having to get home to take a call from her mother back East.
no, it's lois!	It's Alice.
it's alice, ain't it?	No, it's Lois!
lois!	It's Alice, ain't it?
the little brenner girl.	Lois!
what?	The little Brenner girl.
how much for the phone calls?	It's nothing.
can i have the boat in about twenty minutes?	How much for the phone calls?
yep.  could save yourself a lot of trouble. her name's alice for sure.	Can I have the boat in about twenty minutes?
thank you.	Yep.  Could save yourself a lot of trouble. Her name's Alice for sure.
near the top of the hill, you'll see the school and right behind it, the church. you head for the school. now just past the school, you'll see a little house with a red mail box. that's where annie hayworth lives, she's the school teacher. you ask her about the little brenner girl.	Thank you.
yes?	Near the top of the hill, you'll see the school and right behind it, the church. You head for the school. Now just past the school, you'll see a little house with a red mail box. That's where Annie Hayworth lives, she's the school teacher. You ask her about the little Brenner girl.
that case, i tell you what you do. you go straight through town 'til you see a little hotel on your left there. not the motel, that's the other end of town. this is the hotel. now you take a right turn there, you got that?	Yes?
i need her exact name, you see.	That case, I tell you what you do. You go straight through town 'til you see a little hotel on your left there. Not the motel, that's the other end of town. This is the hotel. Now you take a right turn there, you got that?
well, i ain't positive, if that's what you mean.	I need her exact name, you see.
are you sure?	Well, I ain't positive, if that's what you mean.
yes.	Alice, I think.  Harry, what's the little Brenner girl's name?
the little brenner girl?	Yes.
the little girl's name.	The little Brenner girl?
yep?	The little girl's name.
i wonder if you could tell me...	Yep?
okay.	I wonder if you could tell me...
daniels.	Okay.
what name?	Daniels.
thank you.	What name?
d'you want me to order one for you?	Thank you.
of course.	D'you want me to order one for you?
down at the dock by the tides restaurant. ever handled an outboard boat?	Of course.
where would i get a boat?	Down at the dock by the Tides Restaurant. Ever handled an outboard boat?
mmmmmm.  'course, you could get yourself a boat, cut right across the bay with it. the brenners got a little dock there you could tie up at. if that's what you wanted to do.	Where would I get a boat?
it's a surprise, you see.	Mmmmmm.  'Course, you could get yourself a boat, cut right across the bay with it. The Brenners got a little dock there you could tie up at. If that's what you wanted to do.
mmmm.	It's a surprise, you see.
i didn't want to come right down the road, where they could see me.	Mmmm.
mmmm.	I didn't want to come right down the road, where they could see me.
you see, i wanted to surprise them.	Mmmm.
nope. that's the road. straight through town, stay on your left, right around the bay to the front door.	You see, I wanted to surprise them.
the front door.  isn't there a back road i can take?	Nope. That's the road. Straight through town, stay on your left, right around the bay to the front door.
follow the road straight through town 'til it curves off on the left. that'll take you right around the bay to their front door.	The front door.  Isn't there a back road I can take?
i see. how do i get down there?	Follow the road straight through town 'til it curves off on the left. That'll take you right around the bay to their front door.
yep. mitch and the little girl.	I see. How do I get down there?
the two kids?	Yep. Mitch and the little girl.
nope, just lydia and the two kids.	The two kids?
the brenners? mr. and mrs. brenner?	Nope, just Lydia and the two kids.
that's where the brenners live.	The Brenners? Mr. and Mrs. Brenner?
and the white house?	That's where the Brenners live.
yes?	And the white house?
see them two big trees across there?	Yes?
yes?	See them two big trees across there?
see where i'm pointing?	Yes?
where?	See where I'm pointing?
right across the bay there.	Where?
yes, but where?	Right across the bay there.
right here. bodega bay.	Yes, but where?
where does he live?	Right here. Bodega Bay.
yep.	Where does he live?
do you know him?	Yep.
yep.	Do you know him?
i'm looking for a man named mitchell brenner.	Yep.
try my best.	I'm looking for a man named Mitchell Brenner.
i wonder if you could help me.	Try my best.
morning.	I wonder if you could help me.
good morning.	Morning.
what good'll that do? smoke's as bad as birds.	Birds are not bad!
why not, mrs. bundy?	Because there are 8,650 species of birds in the world today, Mr. Carter. It's estimated that five billion, seven hundred and fifty million birds live in the United States alone. The five continents of the world...
i didn't even know there were many crows in bodega bay this time of year.	The crow is a permanent resident throughout its range. In fact, during our Christmas Count, we recorded...
mrs. bundy, you don't seem to understand. this young lady says there was an attack on the school.	Impossible.
i don't see what difference it makes, mrs. bundy, crows or blackbirds. if they attacked the school, that's pretty serious.	I hardly think either species would have the intelligence to launch a massed attack. Their brain pans aren't large enough for such...
gulls!	They're back!
we don't have any fog this time of year, mitch.	We'll make our own fog.
i don't think miss daniels is going to sue anybody.	Well, you're the lawyer.
i had a man trip and fall in the parking lot once, sued me before i could bat an eyelash.	I don't think Miss Daniels is going to sue anybody.
stop worrying, deke. she was in a boat.	I had a man trip and fall in the parking lot once, sued me before I could bat an eyelash.
you cut yourself outside, miss?	Stop worrying, Deke. She was in a boat.
i don't think it's that serious. you want to sit up here?	You cut yourself outside, Miss?
shall i call the doctor?	I don't think it's that serious. You want to sit up here?
young woman cut herself.	Shall I call the doctor?
what happened?	Young woman cut herself.
deke, have you got a first aid kit back there?	What happened?
no. here's fine.	Where are the Bloody Marys, Deke?
here's your pie, sebastian. you want it at the table?	No. Here's fine.
one apple pie! you want more coffee?	No. ...came down on one of my boats. They could have been after the fish, just as you said.
let me have some apple pie, helen.  who said anything about war? all i said was that some gulls...	One apple pie! You want more coffee?
are you finished here, sebastian?	Let me have some apple pie, Helen.  Who said anything about war? All I said was that some gulls...
i started to say... inside...	You don't have to.
what do we have to know, mother? we're all together, we all love each other, we all need each other. what else is there? mother, i want us to stay alive!	I started to say... inside...
i'm frightened, terribly frightened. i... i don't know what's out there, mitch.	What do we have to know, Mother? We're all together, we all love each other, we all need each other. What else is there? Mother, I want us to stay alive!
we'll worry about that when we get there.	I'm frightened, terribly frightened. I... I don't know what's out there, Mitch.
if they are?	We'll worry about that when we get there.
they won't be.	If they are?
if...  if... when we get to san francisco...  if they're already there?	They won't be.
we have to try it.  we can't stay here.  melanie needs help.  mother, the house won't take another attack.	If...  If... when we get to San Francisco...  If they're already there?
we'd never make it. they're probably all over the road.	We have to try it.  We can't stay here.  Melanie needs help.  Mother, the house won't take another attack.
i want to try for san francisco. there are buildings there. steel and concrete!	We'd never make it. They're probably all over the road.
where can we go, mitch? there's no place to go.	I want to try for San Francisco. There are buildings there. Steel and concrete!
we won't be here.	Where can we go, Mitch? There's no place to go.
but they'll be back.	We won't be here.
they're gone. the same pattern.	But they'll be back.
you're doing fine.	I mean. I want to...
i'm not very good at this, mitch.	You're doing fine.
i can handle it.	I know you can.  But I'd like to.
oh, my god, look at her!	Get a rope!
mother, get a rope!	Oh, my God, look at her!
mitch...	Shhh. Shhh.
mother! i'm trying my best!  i'm... trying... my...	I'm sorry, Mitch.
i don't know. we'll break up the furni...	You don't know, you don't know! When will you know? When we're all dead? Like Annie?
what happens when we run out of wood?	I don't know. We'll break up the furni...
i don't know yet.  i think we'll be safe here.  let's bring that wood in.	What happens when we run out of wood?
where will we go?	I don't know yet.  I think we'll be safe here.  Let's bring that wood in.
i don't know when.  we'll see what...	Where will we go?
when?	I don't know when.  We'll see what...
not now.  not while they're massing out there.	When?
maybe we ought to leave.	Not now.  Not while they're massing out there.
that's a chance we have to take.	Maybe we ought to leave.
if there are... larger birds, mitch... they'll get into the house.	That's a chance we have to take.
i don't know.	If there are... larger birds, Mitch... they'll get into the house.
when do you think they'll come?	I don't know.
i got them all, mother.	When do you think they'll come?
did you you get the windows in the attic, mitch?	I got them all, Mother.
tell him about the party.	That's right. We had a party here this afternoon for Cathy. Her birthday.
well... well, is everyone all right?	I think he got a little scratch, Mother.
well...  so long as you know what you want, mitch.	I know exactly what I want, Mother.
i think i can handle melanie daniels by myself.	Well...  So long as you know what you want, Mitch.
yes?	I think I can handle Melanie Daniels by myself.
mother?	Yes?
it's none of my business, of course, but when you bring a girl like that to...	Mother?
i know, mother.	It's none of my business, of course, but when you bring a girl like that to...
perhaps i'm old-fashioned.  i know it was supposed to be very warm there, mitch, but... well... actually... well, the newspaper said she was naked.	I know, Mother.
yes, mother.	Perhaps I'm old-fashioned.  I know it was supposed to be very warm there, Mitch, but... well... actually... well, the newspaper said she was naked.
she is the one who jumped into that fountain in rome last summer, isn't she?	Yes, Mother.
i know, mother.	She is the one who jumped into that fountain in Rome last summer, isn't she?
you'd think he could manage to keep her name out of print. she's always mentioned in the columns, mitch.	I know, Mother.
i suppose so. her father owns a big newspaper in san francisco.	You'd think he could manage to keep her name out of print. She's always mentioned in the columns, Mitch.
forgive me. i suppose i'm just naturally curious about a girl like that.  she's very rich, isn't she?	I suppose so. Her father owns a big newspaper in San Francisco.
mother, where did you go to law school?	Forgive me. I suppose I'm just naturally curious about a girl like that.  She's very rich, isn't she?
but she did buy the lovebirds and then brought them all the way...	Mother, where did you go to law school?
no. i only led her into believing i believed she was... mother, it's really very complicated.	But she did buy the lovebirds and then brought them all the way...
she was selling birds.	No. I only led her into believing I believed she was... Mother, it's really very complicated.
yes.	She was selling birds.
in a bird shop.	Yes.
i told you. we met yesterday.	In a bird shop.
how long have you known her?	I told you. We met yesterday.
yes.	How long have you known her?
and certainly pretty.	Yes.
yes, very.	And certainly pretty.
she's a charming girl, isn't she, mitch?	Yes, very.
i'm simply quoting the law.	Never mind the law. Cathy, you can start serving the soup.
whose side are you on?	I'm simply quoting the law.
caviat emptor, mother. let the buyer beware.	Whose side are you on?
he sold the feed to me, didn't he?	Caviat emptor, Mother. Let the buyer beware.
i don't know what good that'll do.  chickens won't eat.	He sold the feed to me, didn't he?
there's nothing wrong with those chickens, mitch. i'm going to call fred brinkmeyer right now.	I don't know what good that'll do.  Chickens won't eat.
seven o'clock, same as usual.	I'll pick you up, Miss Daniels. Where are you staying?
lovebirds, i see.	...get away without thanking you in some small way. After all, you haven't even met Cathy and you are staying for the weekend...
yes, lovebirds. we couldn't let you...	Lovebirds, I see.
you did say birds?	Yes, lovebirds. We couldn't let you...
across at brinkmeyer's.	Miss Daniels is staying for the weekend. In fact, I've already invited her to dinner tonight.
for cathy. for her birthday. by the way, where is she?	Across at Brinkmeyer's.
oh. i see.	For Cathy. For her birthday. By the way, where is she?
a delivery, mother. miss daniels brought some birds from san francisco.	Oh. I see.
how do you do, miss daniels?  acknowledge a what?	A delivery, Mother. Miss Daniels brought some birds from San Francisco.
melanie daniels. melanie, my mother.	How do you do, Miss Daniels?  Acknowledge a what?
a what?	Melanie Daniels. Melanie, my mother.
i had to acknowledge a delivery.  mother, i'd like you to meet...	A what?
i thought i saw your car. what are you doing in town?	I had to acknowledge a delivery.  Mother, I'd like you to meet...
shhhh. shhhh.	Please.
please don't mess me up with bandages, mrs. brenner.	Shhhh. Shhhh.
did you close the door?	And locked it.
that's the last of it.	Did you close the door?
would you? i'd feel so much better.	I'll just clear up here, and then dress.
i don't mind, really.	Would you? I'd feel so much better.
i couldn't ask you to.	I don't mind, really.
would you like me to go for her?	I couldn't ask you to.
i wish i were stronger.  do you think she's all right? do you think she's safe at the school?	Would you like me to go for her?
why don't you try to sleep now, mrs. brenner.	I wish I were stronger.  Do you think she's all right? Do you think she's safe at the school?
mitch has always done exactly what he wanted to do.  i'm not complaining. that's the mark of a man.  but...  you see, i... i wouldn't want to be... be left alone. i don't think i could bear being left alone.  i... forgive me. this business with the birds has me upset.  i... i don't know what i'd do if mitch weren't here.	Why don't you try to sleep now, Mrs. Brenner.
i think it might also matter to mitch.	Mitch has always done exactly what he wanted to do.  I'm not complaining. That's the mark of a man.  But...  You see, I... I wouldn't want to be... be left alone. I don't think I could bear being left alone.  I... forgive me. This business with the birds has me upset.  I... I don't know what I'd do if Mitch weren't here.
then i don't suppose it'll matter much to anyone but me.	I think it might also matter to Mitch.
and if you don't?	Then I don't suppose it'll matter much to anyone but me.
yes, i think so. my son is important to me. i want to like any girl he chooses.	And if you don't?
is that so important, mrs. brenner? you liking me?	Yes, I think so. My son is important to me. I want to like any girl he chooses.
because my son is...  my son seems to be fond of you.  and i...  i'm not quite sure how i feel about it. i really don't know if i... like you or not.	Is that so important, Mrs. Brenner? You liking me?
why, mrs. brenner?	Because my son is...  My son seems to be fond of you.  And I...  I'm not quite sure how I feel about it. I really don't know if I... like you or not.
no.  no... don't go yet.  i feel as if i... i don't understand you. and i want so much to understand.	Why, Mrs. Brenner?
would you like to rest now, mrs. brenner.	No.  No... don't go yet.  I feel as if I... I don't understand you. And I want so much to understand.
i miss him.  you know, sometimes i wake up in the morning, and i think 'i have to make frank's breakfast,' and i... i get up and there's a... a very good reason for getting out of bed until... until, of course, i remember.  i miss talking to him.  cathy's a child, you know, and mitch...  ...mitch has his own life.  i'm glad he stayed here today. i feel safer with him here.	Would you like to rest now, Mrs. Brenner.
i wish i could be that way.	I miss him.  You know, sometimes I wake up in the morning, and I think 'I have to make Frank's breakfast,' and I... I get up and there's a... a very good reason for getting out of bed until... until, of course, I remember.  I miss talking to him.  Cathy's a child, you know, and Mitch...  ...Mitch has his own life.  I'm glad he stayed here today. I feel safer with him here.
yes.	I wish I could be that way.
i'm not this way, you know. not usually. i don't fuss and fret over my children.  when frank died...  you see, he knew the children, he really knew them. he had the knack of being able to enter into their world, of becoming a part of them. that's a rare talent.	Yes.
annie's there. she'll be all right.	I'm not this way, you know. Not usually. I don't fuss and fret over my children.  When Frank died...  You see, he knew the children, he really knew them. He had the knack of being able to enter into their world, of becoming a part of them. That's a rare talent.
i lost my husband four years ago, you know.  it's odd how you depend on someone for strength, and then suddenly all the strength is gone, and you're alone.  i'd love to relax some time. i'd love to be able to sleep.  do you think cathy's all right?	Annie's there. She'll be all right.
i wish i were a stronger person. there is a long awkward silence. she sips at her tea reflectively.	I lost my husband four years ago, you know.  It's odd how you depend on someone for strength, and then suddenly all the strength is gone, and you're alone.  I'd love to relax some time. I'd love to be able to sleep.  Do you think Cathy's all right?
try not to think of that, mrs. brenner.	I wish I were a stronger person. There is a long awkward silence. She sips at her tea reflectively.
i keep seeing dan fawcett's face.  they have such big windows at the school.  all the windows were broken. in dan's bedroom. all the windows.	Try not to think of that, Mrs. Brenner.
no.	I keep seeing Dan Fawcett's face.  They have such big windows at the school.  All the windows were broken. In Dan's bedroom. All the windows.
do i sound foolish to you?	No.
yes, i'm sure she's fine.	Do I sound foolish to you?
cathy. at the school.	Yes, I'm sure she's fine.
what?	Cathy. At the school.
do you think cathy's all right?	What?
what good will they do?	Do you think Cathy's all right?
he must have. he sent for the santa rosa police.	What good will they do?
then he saw.	He must have. He sent for the Santa Rosa police.
he was calling from the farm, mrs. brenner.	Then he saw.
why? didn't al believe my story?	He was calling from the farm, Mrs. Brenner.
al malone wanted him out at the fawcett farm.	Why? Didn't Al believe my story?
where's mitch?	Al Malone wanted him out at the Fawcett farm.
oh, thank you.	Where's Mitch?
no, it's me, mrs. brenner. i thought you might like some tea.	Oh, thank you.
if i go across to santa rosa i'll come onto the freeway much earlier.	Yeah, and the freeway's well-lighted, isn't it, Mitch?
then you knew mitch in san francisco, is that right?	No, not exactly.
there's an ordinance against burning anything in this town, unless it's...	We'll use smoke pots. Like the Army uses.
he was killed last night. by birds.	Now hold it, Mitch. You don't know that for a fact.
thanks, al. we'll be all right.	Goodnight, Lydia.
well, if there's anything else i can do, mitch...	Thanks, Al. We'll be all right.
does this room look silly?	No, you got quite a mess here, I'll admit that.  Maybe you oughta put some screening on top of your chimney  Seems a little pointless, though. Freak accident like this wouldn't happen again in a million years.  You want some help cleaning up?
oh, yeah, yeah.  how old is she now?	Eleven. In the middle of the party, some gulls came down at the children. And Miss Daniels was attacked by a gull just yesterday after...
these birds were...	What I'm trying to say, Mitch, is these things happen sometimes, you know? Ain't much we can do about it.
didn't know how he got in there. had a broken leg, turned out. just fluttering all around there.	These birds were...
my wife found a bird in the back seat of her car once.	Didn't know how he got in there. Had a broken leg, turned out. Just fluttering all around there.
all right, i'll grant you a bird'll panic in an enclosed room. but, they didn't just get in. they came in! right down that chimney.	My wife found a bird in the back seat of her car once.
what's more likely, they got in the room and was just panicked, that's all.	All right, I'll grant you a bird'll panic in an enclosed room. But, they didn't just get in. They came in! Right down that chimney.
well...  well... these birds attacked us.	What's more likely, they got in the room and was just panicked, that's all.
i don't think i get you, mitch. do about what?	Well...  Well... these birds attacked us.
what are we going to do about it, al?	I don't think I get you, Mitch. Do about what?
'cause sometimes birds are attracted by light, you know.  sure is a peculiar thing.	What are we going to do about it, Al?
yes, but the curtains were drawn.	'Cause sometimes birds are attracted by light, you know.  Sure is a peculiar thing.
no, i gotta admit this is peculiar.  did you have a light burning or something.	Yes, but the curtains were drawn.
not by the thousands.	No, I gotta admit this is peculiar.  Did you have a light burning or something.
well, these birds live in chimneys, you know.	Not by the thousands.
we know what it is, al.	Well, these birds live in chimneys, you know.
that's a chimney swift, all right.	We know what it is, Al.
yes. yes, someone's got to feed them.	I'm awfully sorry.
i'd hold the birds for him, but i'm going away myself. someone's got to feed them, i suppose.	Yes. Yes, someone's got to feed them.
oh.	I'd hold the birds for him, but I'm going away myself. Someone's got to feed them, I suppose.
about an hour and a half on the freeway. or two if you take the coast highway.	Oh.
sixty...  oh.	About an hour and a half on the freeway. Or two if you take the coast highway.
up on the coast. about sixty miles north of here.	Sixty...  Oh.
bodega bay? where's that?	Up on the coast. About sixty miles north of here.
bodega bay. he goes up there every weekend.	Bodega Bay? Where's that?
well, where did he go?	Bodega Bay. He goes up there every weekend.
well, i...	Well, where did he go?
yes. i don't think you should leave them in the hall, do you?	Well, I...
monday?	Yes. I don't think you should leave them in the hall, do you?
he won't be back until monday. i mean, if those birds are for him....	Monday?
that's all right.	He won't be back until Monday. I mean, if those birds are for him....
he's not home.	That's all right.
yes.	He's not home.
is that for mitch brenner?	Yes.
can we turn back?	I... I don't think so. If we get through town, I think we'll be all right.
mitch, if they hear the car starting... if they see movement...	We'll take it slow until we get to the main road.  Are you ready?
we'd better light some of those lamps.	No... wait.  Hold me.
wait here. don't move.	We'd better light some of those lamps.
mitch...	Wait here. Don't move.
the power.	Mitch...
i don't want to be safe. i want to be with you.	The power.
you'd have been safe in san francisco.	I don't want to be safe. I want to be with you.
you must be exhausted.	How about you?
almost two a.m.	You must be exhausted.
what time is it?	Almost two a.m.
i thought they'd have stopped by now.	What time is it?
when will they stop?	I thought they'd have stopped by now.
santa rosa?	Maybe.
inland.	Santa Rosa?
where are they heading?	Inland.
have we still got power?	Yes.  I'm tired, Mitch. I'm so very very tired.
i tried a little while ago. the phone's dead.	Have we still got power?
do you want to try your father again?	I tried a little while ago. The phone's dead.
even the birds sitting out there. it does look very much the same, mitch. this could be last week.	It may not be last week again for a long long time.
it... it doesn't look very different, does it? a little smoke over the town, but otherwise...	Even the birds sitting out there. It does look very much the same, Mitch. This could be last week.
i keep thinking of annie.	It... it doesn't look very different, does it? A little smoke over the town, but otherwise...
the past fifteen minutes.  it seems to be a pattern, doesn't it? they strike and disappear, and then they start massing again.	I keep thinking of Annie.
how long have they been gathering there?	The past fifteen minutes.  It seems to be a pattern, doesn't it? They strike and disappear, and then they start massing again.
the bay doesn't.	How long have they been gathering there?
the town looks clear.	The bay doesn't.
don't let's take any chances.	We've got to get Cathy.
i think it's safe to get out now.	Don't let's take any chances.
i got here as fast as i could. where's cathy?	At Annie's house. She's all right.
that was al on the phone. he wants me to meet him out at the fawcett place. says some detectives from santa rosa'll be there in a little while.  will you be all right here?	Yes. I was just taking her in some tea.
melanie...	...everything I know.
i'm frightened and confused and i... i think i want to go back to san francisco where there are buildings and... and concrete and...	Melanie...
no, no...	I'm frightened and confused and I... I think I want to go back to San Francisco where there are buildings and... and concrete and...
i'm frightened, mitch.	No, no...
melanie, melanie...	I'm frightened, Mitch.
it makes you feel as if they're... they're waiting or... resting... or....	No, they're having a meeting, Melanie. Your sparrow is standing on a soap box and...
i hadn't thought of that.  and then the swifts came.	It makes you feel as if they're... they're waiting or... resting... or....
after the gulls attacked.	I hadn't thought of that.  And then the swifts came.
what do you mean?	After the gulls attacked.
it was like that yesterday.	What do you mean?
it's so damn quiet out there.	It was like that yesterday.
with my little sparrow leading team.	It's so damn quiet out there.
they're probably hungry, that's all. this was a bad summer. they eat berries and... and nuts, you know, and the hills are all burned out, so they're probably searching for food wherever they can get it.	With my little sparrow leading team.
mmm?	They're probably hungry, that's all. This was a bad summer. They eat berries and... and nuts, you know, and the hills are all burned out, so they're probably searching for food wherever they can get it.
what it was, probably...	Mmm?
you have nothing to lose but your feathers.	What it was, probably...
take wing!	You have nothing to lose but your feathers.
and all the while, that sparrow was getting in his little messages. birds of the world, unite!	Take wing!
hear, hear!	And all the while, that sparrow was getting in his little messages. Birds of the world, unite!
why should we submit ourselves to their domination?	Hear, hear!
hear!	Why should we submit ourselves to their domination?
sure. but eventually, even the more serious-minded birds began to listen. "why should humans rule?" they asked themselves.	Hear!
well, they'll go along with anything.	Sure. But eventually, even the more serious-minded birds began to listen. "Why should humans rule?" they asked themselves.
not at first. oh yes, a few sparrows out for kicks...	Well, they'll go along with anything.
so they united.	Not at first. Oh yes, a few sparrows out for kicks...
yes, of course, he had to have a beard! 'birds of the world, unite!' he kept saying, over and over...	So they united.
growing a beard...	Yes, of course, he had to have a beard! 'Birds of the world, unite!' he kept saying, over and over...
it all started several months ago with a peasant sparrow up in the hills, a malcontent. he went around telling all the other sparrows that human beings weren't fit to rule this planet, preaching wherever anyone would listen...	Growing a beard...
certainly, of birds.	It all started several months ago with a peasant sparrow up in the hills, a malcontent. He went around telling all the other sparrows that human beings weren't fit to rule this planet, preaching wherever anyone would listen...
of birds?	Certainly, of birds.
it's an uprising.	Of birds?
really? tell me about it.	It's an uprising.
it's hard to believe anything at all happened yesterday, isn't it? it's so beautiful and still now.  i think i've got it all figured out, by the way.	Really? Tell me about it.
it smelled of the fire.	It's hard to believe anything at all happened yesterday, isn't it? It's so beautiful and still now.  I think I've got it all figured out, by the way.
are you staying?	I think I should, don't you?
i'll take cathy up to bed.	Are you staying?
some cream?	I'll get it.
do you want some mustard with this?	No, thank you.
then stay and have something to eat before you start back. i'd feel a lot better.	Do you want some mustard with this?
no, i have my things in the car.	Then stay and have something to eat before you start back. I'd feel a lot better.
i don't know, melanie.  look, do you have to go back to annie's?	No, I have my things in the car.
a gull smashed into annie's front door.  mitch... what's happening?	I don't know, Melanie.  Look, do you have to go back to Annie's?
last night? what do you mean?	A gull smashed into Annie's front door.  Mitch... what's happening?
i... i am.  mitch, is... mitch, this isn't usual, is it? the gull yesterday when i was in the boat, and the one last night at annie's, and now...	Last night? What do you mean?
you look a little shaken.	I... I am.  Mitch, is... Mitch, this isn't usual, is it? The gull yesterday when I was in the boat, and the one last night at Annie's, and now...
are you all right?	Yes.
you'll think me very bold, sir.	No, tell me.
what'll it say?	You'll think me very bold, sir.
i have an aunt, you see. aunt tessa. she's seventy years old, and veddy prim and strait-laced.  she's coming back from europe at the end of the month, and i'm going to give her a myna bird that'll talk to her.	What'll it say?
what?	I have an aunt, you see. Aunt Tessa. She's seventy years old, and veddy prim and strait-laced.  She's coming back from Europe at the end of the month, and I'm going to give her a myna bird that'll talk to her.
do you know what i was doing in that shop?	What?
i'm glad you do.	Do you know what I was doing in that shop?
nothing.  i go to bird shops on fridays.	I'm glad you do.
and fridays? what do you do then?	Nothing.  I go to bird shops on Fridays.
on thursdays i have my meeting and lunch.  i'm chairman of a group that's sending a little korean boy through school. we plan how to raise funds and... things like that.	And Fridays? What do you do then?
what about thursdays and fridays?	On Thursdays I have my meeting and lunch.  I'm chairman of a group that's sending a little Korean boy through school. We plan how to raise funds and... things like that.
and on tuesdays, i take a course in general semantics at berkeley.  that's not a job, of course. i just take it because...	What about Thursdays and Fridays?
yes.	And on Tuesdays, I take a course in General Semantics at Berkeley.  That's not a job, of course. I just take it because...
helping travelers.	Yes.
on mondays and wednesdays, i work for the travelers' aid. at the airport.	Helping travelers.
like what?	On Mondays and Wednesdays, I work for the Travelers' Aid. At the airport.
i do different things on different days.	Like what?
what do you do?	I do different things on different days.
i have several jobs.	What do you do?
you have a job?	I have several jobs.
well... i have to get to work tomorrow morning, for one thing.	You have a job?
why do you have to rush off? what's so important in san francisco?	Well... I have to get to work tomorrow morning, for one thing.
what's in this? nitro-glycerin?	Why do you have to rush off? What's so important in San Francisco?
cheers.	What's in this? Nitro-glycerin?
cheers.	Cheers.
i couldn't possibly. i have to get back.	Cheers.
i'm trying to get you to stay for dinner. we're going to have a lot of roast left over.	I couldn't possibly. I have to get back.
i really shouldn't have any more. i'm a little tipsy already.	I'm trying to get you to stay for dinner. We're going to have a lot of roast left over.
what do you want ?	I thought you knew! I want to go through life laughing and beautiful and jumping into fountains naked! Good night!
but not for me.	What do you want ?
it is for me.	But not for me.
that might have been good enough in rome last summer. but it's not good enough now.	It is for me.
i think it could be fun.	That might have been good enough in Rome last summer. But it's not good enough now.
why?	I think it could be fun.
i'd still like to see you.	Why?
i don't give a damn what you believe!	I'd still like to see you.
do you expect me to believe...?	I don't give a damn what you believe!
i told you what happened in rome!	Do you expect me to believe...?
like jumping into a fountain in rome!	I told you what happened in Rome!
because it seemed stupid and foolish.	Like jumping into a fountain in Rome!
why?	Because it seemed stupid and foolish.
yes.	Why?
but you tore it up.	Yes.
it said, "dear mr. brenner, i think you need those lovebirds, after all. they may help your personality." that's what it said.	But you tore it up.
what did it say?	It said, "Dear Mr. Brenner, I think you need those lovebirds, after all. They may help your personality." That's what it said.
i wrote the letter.	What did it say?
did you really write a letter to me? or was that a lie, too?	I wrote the letter.
yes, i was lying.	Did you really write a letter to me? Or was that a lie, too?
you were lying.	Yes, I was lying.
no.	You were lying.
and you didn't come up here to see her.	No.
no.	And you didn't come up here to see her.
so you didn't go to school together.	No.
no.  at least, i didn't until i came up here.	So you didn't go to school together.
sure. do you really know annie hayworth?	No.  At least, I didn't until I came up here.
yes, that's the truth. but i was pushed into that fountain, and that's the truth, too.	Sure. Do you really know Annie Hayworth?
...the opinions of others, and you went right along with them, isn't that the truth?	Yes, that's the truth. But I was pushed into that fountain, and that's the truth, too.
yes.	...the opinions of others, and you went right along with them, isn't that the truth?
...who didn't much care for propriety or convention or...	Yes.
yes, but...	...who didn't much care for propriety or convention or...
the truth is you were running around with a pretty wild crowd...	Yes, but...
i'm neither poor nor innocent, but the truth of that particular...	The truth is you were running around with a pretty wild crowd...
you were just a poor, innocent victim of circumstance, huh?	I'm neither poor nor innocent, but the truth of that particular...
with all my clothes on!  the newspaper that ran the story happens to be a rival of my father's paper.  anything they said...	You were just a poor, innocent victim of circumstance, huh?
without any clothes on?	With all my clothes on!  The newspaper that ran the story happens to be a rival of my father's paper.  Anything they said...
in case you're interested, i was pushed into that fountain.	Without any clothes on?
mmmm. i like to swim. we might get along very...	In case you're interested, I was pushed into that fountain.
oh. that. rome.	Mmmm. I like to swim. We might get along very...
i guess she and i read the same gossip columns.	Oh. That. Rome.
how does mother know what i like to do?	I guess she and I read the same gossip columns.
i'm in san francisco five days a week. with a lot of time on my hands. i'd like to see you.  maybe we could go swimming or something. mother tells me you like to swim.	How does Mother know what I like to do?
san francisco's a long way from here.	I'm in San Francisco five days a week. With a lot of time on my hands. I'd like to see you.  Maybe we could go swimming or something. Mother tells me you like to swim.
will i be seeing you again?	San Francisco's a long way from here.
oh, yes.	Will I be seeing you again?
you'll be able to find your way back, won't you?	Oh, yes.
what?	His wife changed the channel.
he was watching a ball game on television.	What?
why did he shoot her?	He was watching a ball game on television.
famished.	Dinner's just about ready.  We were out back looking at the chickens. Something seems to be wrong with them.
hi. annie had no plans, huh? i'm glad you came. are you hungry?	Famished.
seven o'clock then.	Maybe.
i'm sure.	Seven o'clock then.
you're sure now? you won't hire a boat or anything?	I'm sure.
annie... annie may have made other plans. i'll have to see. besides, i can find my own way.	You're sure now? You won't hire a boat or anything?
of course, how stupid of me. a quarter to seven, will that be all right?	Annie... Annie may have made other plans. I'll have to see. Besides, I can find my own way.
with... with annie, of course.	Of course, how stupid of me. A quarter to seven, will that be all right?
certainly, but...	Then it's settled. What time is dinner, Mother?
you are, aren't you?	Certainly, but...
yes, but...	You are, aren't you?
after all, you did go to the trouble of bringing up those birds.	I'm sorry. I couldn't possibly...
right next to the one you already had.	Look, Mr. Brenner...
i was! and all i get for my pains is a... a... a hole in the head!	Right next to the one you already had.
but you were coming up anyway, remember?	I was! And all I get for my pains is a... a... a hole in the head!
i can't say i like your seagulls much, either. i come all the way up here to...	But you were coming up anyway, remember?
can't see a thing.	I can't say I like your seagulls much, either. I come all the way up here to...
none of your business.  am i still bleeding?	Can't see a thing.
what did it say?	None of your business.  Am I still bleeding?
i loathe you. you have no manners. and you're arrogant and conceited and... i wrote you a letter about it, in fact, but i tore it up.	What did it say?
you like me, huh?	I loathe you. You have no manners. And you're arrogant and conceited and... I wrote you a letter about it, in fact, but I tore it up.
it was no trouble at all. i simply called my father's paper. besides, i was coming up here anyway, i already told you...	You like me, huh?
i don't know. but it seems to me you must have gone to a lot of trouble to find out who i was, and where i lived and...	It was no trouble at all. I simply called my father's paper. Besides, I was coming up here anyway, I already told you...
why would i want to see you, of all people?	I don't know. But it seems to me you must have gone to a lot of trouble to find out who I was, and where I lived and...
i don't believe you.  i think you came up to see me.	Why would I want to see you, of all people?
yes.	I don't believe you.  I think you came up to see me.
so you came up to see annie, huh?	Yes.
oh, no you don't!	It's still bleeding a little. Here, let me put this on.
i think we'll have to shave the hair. deke, have you got a razor?	Oh, no you don't!
just a few... just a day or two... the weekend.	I think we'll have to shave the hair. Deke, have you got a razor?
did you! imagine that! how long will you be staying?	Just a few... just a day or two... the weekend.
we... we went to school together. college.	Did you! Imagine that! How long will you be staying?
how do you know annie?	We... we went to school together. College.
yes.	How do you know Annie?
well, well, small world. annie hayworth.	Yes.
annie. annie hayworth.	Well, well, small world. Annie Hayworth.
yes?	Annie. Annie Hayworth.
why...	Yes?
i'm sorry.  who's your friend?	Why...
to see a friend of mine.  will you please be careful?	I'm sorry.  Who's your friend?
what for?	To see a friend of mine.  Will you please be careful?
to bring your sister those birds. you said it was her birthday. besides, i was coming up anyway.	What for?
you came all the way up here to bring me those birds?	To bring your sister those birds. You said it was her birthday. Besides, I was coming up anyway.
didn't you see the lovebirds?	You came all the way up here to bring me those birds?
i'm sorry.  what are you doing up here?	Didn't you see the lovebirds?
ouch!	I'm sorry.  What are you doing up here?
not everyone, miss daniels.	Only violators and practical jokers.
is that why you'd like to see everyone behind bars?	Not everyone, Miss Daniels.
criminal.	Is that why you'd like to see everyone behind bars?
what kind of law?	Criminal.
no, san francisco. what are you...?	What kind of law?
do you practice here?	No, San Francisco. What are you...?
that's right. what are you doing in bodega bay?	Do you practice here?
so you're a lawyer.	That's right. What are you doing in Bodega Bay?
just some peroxide. i want to clean out the cut.	So you're a lawyer.
what's that?	Just some peroxide. I want to clean out the cut.
what made it...	It deliberately came down at you -- you're bleeding...
that was the damndest thing i ever saw.	What made it...
and i'm glad you didn't get your lovebirds!	I'll find something else.  See you in court some day.
i am.  good day.  madam.	And I'm glad you didn't get your lovebirds!
i think you're a louse.	I am.  Good day.  Madam.
right. i recognized you when i came in. i thought you might like to know what it felt like to be on the other end of a gag. what do you think of that, miss daniels?	I think you're a louse.
you knew i didn't work here. you deliberately...	Right. I recognized you when I came in. I thought you might like to know what it felt like to be on the other end of a gag. What do you think of that, Miss Daniels?
ahhh, but i really do want those birds.	You knew I didn't work here. You deliberately...
what do you call your lovebird story if not a practical...	Ahhh, but I really do want those birds.
i simply believe in the law, miss daniels, and i'm not too keen on practical jokers.	What do you call your lovebird story if not a practical...
what are you? a policeman?	I simply believe in the law, Miss Daniels, and I'm not too keen on practical jokers.
no, but your little prank did. the judge should have put you behind bars!	What are you? A policeman?
i didn't break that window!	No, but your little prank did. The judge should have put you behind bars!
do you remember one of your practical jokes that resulted in the smashing of a plate glass window?	I didn't break that window!
when?	Do you remember one of your practical jokes that resulted in the smashing of a plate glass window?
that's true. i'll rephrase it. i saw you in court.	When?
we never met in court or anyplace else.	That's true. I'll rephrase it. I saw you in court.
we met in court.	We never met in court or anyplace else.
how?	We met in court.
ahhh, but i know you.	How?
i don't know you.	Ahhh, but I know you.
hey, wait a minute!	I don't know you.
a little birdie told me.  good day, miss daniels.  madam.	Hey, wait a minute!
but how... how do you know my name?	A little birdie told me.  Good day, Miss Daniels.  Madam.
i was merely drawing a parallel, miss daniels.	But how... how do you know my name?
what did you say?	I was merely drawing a parallel, Miss Daniels.
are you sure you wouldn't like to see a canary instead? we have some very nice canaries this week.	All right.  She smiles back.
yes, i see.  about those lovebirds, miss...	Are you sure you wouldn't like to see a canary instead? We have some very nice canaries this week.
well... they get a sort of hangdog expression.	Yes, I see.  About those lovebirds, Miss...
how can you tell?	Well... they get a sort of hangdog expression.
some of them are.	How can you tell?
are they moulting now?	Some of them are.
yes, that's a particularly dangerous time.	Are they moulting now?
i imagine that's very important. especially during the moulting season.	Yes, that's a particularly dangerous time.
oh, certainly. it's to protect the species.	I imagine that's very important. Especially during the moulting season.
i suppose not. is there an ornithological reason for keeping them in separate cages?	Oh, certainly. It's to protect the species.
well, we can't just let them fly around the shop, you know.	I suppose not. Is there an ornithological reason for keeping them in separate cages?
all these innocent little creatures caged up like this?	Well, we can't just let them fly around the shop, you know.
doesn't what make me...?	All these innocent little creatures caged up like this?
those are canaries, miss.  doesn't this make you feel awful?	Doesn't what make me...?
yes, we call them that too.  ahhh, here we are, lovebirds...	Those are canaries, Miss.  Doesn't this make you feel awful?
the sign says strawberry finches.	Yes, we call them that too.  Ahhh, here we are, Lovebirds...
no, sir, those are... redbirds.	The sign says strawberry finches.
aren't these lovebirds?	No, sir, those are... redbirds.
i think so, sir.  now then, let me see.	Aren't these lovebirds?
do you have a pair that are just friendly?	I think so, sir.  Now then, let me see.
no, of course not.	Do you have a pair that are just friendly?
as the same time, i wouldn't want birds that were aloof, either.	No, of course not.
i understand completely, sir.	As the same time, I wouldn't want birds that were aloof, either.
these are for my sister... her birthday you see. as she'll be eleven and... well, frankly, i wouldn't want a pair of birds that were too demonstrative.	I understand completely, sir.
well... yes, sir, there are.	These are for my sister... her birthday you see. As she'll be eleven and... well, frankly, I wouldn't want a pair of birds that were too demonstrative.
yes. i understand there are different varieties, it that true?	Well... yes, sir, there are.
lovebirds, sir?	Yes. I understand there are different varieties, it that true?
lovebirds.	Lovebirds, sir?
yes, what was it you were looking for, sir?	Lovebirds.
i said i wonder if you could help me.	Yes, what was it you were looking for, sir?
what?	I said I wonder if you could help me.
i wonder if you could help me.	What?
i might be able to have them by tomorrow morning. would that be all right?	That would be just fine.  Hello, Charlie, this is Melanie. I want you to do a favor for me.  No, this is a small one.  Pressure you? Why, Charlie darling, would I try to pressure you?  Will you call the Department of Motor Vehicles for me and find out who owns this license plate? DKQ dash one seven six.  Yes, a California plate.  No, I'll stop up there in a little while. Is daddy in his office?  Oh. No, no, I don't want to break in on a meeting. Just tell him I'll see him later. Thank you, Charlie.
immediately.  is this the daily news? melanie daniels. would you get me the city desk, please?	I might be able to have them by tomorrow morning. Would that be all right?
well... well, how soon would you want them?	Immediately.  Is this the Daily News? Melanie Daniels. Would you get me the city desk, please?
how soon?	Well... well, how soon would you want them?
no, not in the shop. but i can order them for you.	How soon?
do you have any lovebirds?	No, not in the shop. But I can order them for you.
yes, certainly.	Do you have any lovebirds?
no, you'd better send him. may i use your phone?	Yes, certainly.
they said the myna bird would be here later this afternoon. if you'd care to come back...	No, you'd better send him. May I use your phone?
what? oh, yes, certainly.	They said the myna bird would be here later this afternoon. If you'd care to come back...
have you got a pencil?	What? Oh, yes, certainly.
i have no idea.	Have you got a pencil?
that... that... who was that?	I have no idea.
there we are!	Oh, good! Oh, wonderful.
i'm sure they're on the way, though. could i just call?	Well, all right, but...
oh. oh, well, all right.	I'm sure they're on the way, though. Could I just call?
i think maybe you'd better deliver him. let me give you my address.	Oh. Oh, well, all right.
yes.  oh my, i suppose i should call them again. they said three o'clock.  maybe it's the traffic. i'll call. would you mind waiting?	I think maybe you'd better deliver him. Let me give you my address.
yes.	Yes.  Oh my, I suppose I should call them again. They said three o'clock.  Maybe it's the traffic. I'll call. Would you mind waiting?
well, yes, he'll talk. well, no, no. you'll have to teach him to talk.	Yes.
and he'll talk?	Well, yes, he'll talk. Well, no, no. You'll have to teach him to talk.
certainly not. oh, no. certainly not. this will be a full grown myna bird. full grown.	And he'll talk?
well, this one won't be a chick, will he?	Certainly not. Oh, no. Certainly not. This will be a full grown myna bird. Full grown.
i know. oh, i know.  i've been calling all morning. oh, you have no idea. miss daniels, they're so difficult to get, really they are. we get them from india, you know, when they're just little chicks, and then we have to...	Well, this one won't be a chick, will he?
you said three o'clock.	I know. Oh, I know.  I've been calling all morning. Oh, you have no idea. Miss Daniels, they're so difficult to get, really they are. We get them from India, you know, when they're just little chicks, and then we have to...
i was hoping you'd be a little late, miss daniels.  you see, he hasn't arrived yet.	You said three o'clock.
hello, miss daniels.	What do you suppose it is?
hello, mrs. macgruder, have you ever seen so many gulls?	Hello, Miss Daniels.
maybe! is it impossible?	Yes. I have never known birds of different species to flock together. The very concept is unimaginable.  Why if that happened, we wouldn't have a chance. How could we possible hope to fight them?
and what? vultures? hawks? eagles?	Maybe! Is it impossible?
are you discussing gamebirds now? all birds are not gamebirds, you know.	I don't know anything about birds except that they're attacking this town.
maybe they're all protecting the species. maybe they're tired of being shot at and roasted in ovens and...	Are you discussing gamebirds now? All birds are not gamebirds, you know.
i have seen jays doing everything it is conceivable for jays to do. ornithology happens to be my avocation, miss daniels. you're talking about preservation of the species, a hen protecting her young. there's a vast difference between...	Maybe they're all protecting the species. Maybe they're tired of being shot at and roasted in ovens and...
have you ever seen a jay protecting a nest?	I have seen jays doing everything it is conceivable for jays to do. Ornithology happens to be my avocation, Miss Daniels. You're talking about preservation of the species, a hen protecting her young. There's a vast difference between...
doesn't it seem odd that they'd wait all that time to start a... a war against humanity?	No one called it a war!
i thought not. birds have been on this planet since archaeopteryx, miss daniels; a hundred and twenty million years ago!	Doesn't it seem odd that they'd wait all that time to start a... a war against humanity?
i don't know why.	I thought not. Birds have been on this planet since archaeopteryx, Miss Daniels; a hundred and twenty million years ago!
for what purpose?	To...  To kill them.
daniels. i think they were after the children.	For what purpose?
what do you think they were after, miss...?	Daniels. I think they were after the children.
what were the crows after at the school?	What do you think they were after, Miss...?
the gulls were after your fish, mr. sholes. really, let's be logical about this.	What were the crows after at the school?
i hardly think a few birds are going to bring about the end of the world.	These weren't a few birds.
yes, all right, i'll wait for you. good-by.	I hardly think a few birds are going to bring about the end of the world.
hello, may i speak to mitch brenner, please?  yes, i'll wait.	...insist on making it difficult for life to survive on this planet. If it weren't for birds...
i just came from the school, madam. i don't know about their brain pans but...	Birds are not aggressive creatures, Miss. They bring beauty to the world. It is mankind, rather, who...
they're both perching birds, of course, but of quite different species. the crow is brachyrhynchos. the blackbird is cyanocephalus.	Thank you.  Do you know Dan Fawcett's number?
they're different, daddy.  thank you.  i think these were crows. yes, hundreds of them. yes, they attacked the children, attacked them.  daddy, a little girl was sent to the hospital in santa rosa. well, all right, but you act as if i'm... all right, all right.  no, i can't come home now. i just can't, daddy. how is it there? i mean... are there birds? in the sky? but no trouble. well, i hope...  i don't know when. i simply can't leave now. tell mother not to worry. all right, daddy, good-by.	They're both perching birds, of course, but of quite different species. The crow is brachyrhynchos. The blackbird is cyanocephalus.
there is very definitely a difference, miss.	They're different, Daddy.  Thank you.  I think these were crows. Yes, hundreds of them. Yes, they attacked the children, attacked them.  Daddy, a little girl was sent to the hospital in Santa Rosa. Well, all right, but you act as if I'm... all right, all right.  No, I can't come home now. I just can't, Daddy. How is it there? I mean... are there birds? In the sky? But no trouble. Well, I hope...  I don't know when. I simply can't leave now. Tell Mother not to worry. All right, Daddy, good-by.
no, the birds didn't attack until the children were outside the school. crows, i think. i don't know, daddy. is there a difference between crows and blackbirds?	There is very definitely a difference, Miss.
how can we go on living here if we blanket the town with smoke?	Can we go on living here otherwise?
how do you plan to do that?	With smoke.
how?	Mrs. Bundy, you said something about Santa Cruz. About seagulls getting lost in the fog, and heading in for the lights.
i only know we've got to drive them away from town -- before they drive us away.	How?
i'm not sure, but...	If you don't even know what you want to do...
help how? what do you want to do?	I'm not sure, but...
then help me, sebastian. you're an important man in this town. if you'll help, the rest will.	Help how? What do you want to do?
i like bodega bay as well as any man. if i thought...	Then help me, Sebastian. You're an important man in this town. If you'll help, the rest will.
it's happening. isn't that a good enough reason?	I like Bodega Bay as well as any man. If I thought...
no. i don't, mitch. because i can't see any reason for it.	It's happening. Isn't that a good enough reason?
do you believe it's true, sebastian?	No. I don't, Mitch. Because I can't see any reason for it.
look, mitch, even if this is true, even if all the birds...	Do you believe it's true, Sebastian?
no one ever said you were, mitch.	I think we're in trouble. I don't know how or why this started, but I know it's here and I know we'd be crazy to ignore it.
sebastian, i'm not an alarmist.	No one ever said you were, Mitch.
they made some mess, too, smashing into houses and everything.  they always make a mess. we're better off without them.	The point is that no one seemed to get upset about it. They were gone the next morning, just as if nothing at all had happened. Poor things.
that's right, sir, i recall it. a large flock of seagulls got lost in a fog and headed in for the town, where all the lights were.	They made some mess, too, smashing into houses and everything.  They always make a mess. We're better off without them.
kill them all. get rid of them. messy animals.	...probably contain more than a hundred billion birds!
then fight back. get yourselves guns and wipe them off the face of the earth.	That would hardly be possible.
not if they're starting a war.	They are incapable of organized warfare!
we need them.	Not if they're starting a war.
yeah, birds. all they do is make a mess of everything. who needs them?	We need them.
birds?	Yeah, birds. All they do is make a mess of everything. Who needs them?
scotch, light on the water.	You and Mr. Sholes seem to be implying as much.
makes a lot more sense than... well, an attack.	Of course it does. If we believe that birds are attacking, why... why next we'll believe that grasshoppers and cockroaches are capable of...
of course.	Makes a lot more sense than... well, an attack.
actually, those gulls must have been after the fish.	Of course.
the ones that've been raising the devil with my fishing boats.	Probably herring gulls. They arrive in November, you know, and don't migrate North again until March or...
which gulls, mr. sholes? there are several varieties.	The ones that've been raising the devil with my fishing boats.
how many gulls did you count, mrs. bundy?	Which gulls, Mr. Sholes? There are several varieties.
i'm leaving! are you coming?	All right, all right!  Hope you figure this out, folks.
something like this happened in santa cruz last year. the town was covered with seagulls.	Can't you please finish your drink?
were the santa rosa police at your school today?  are you coming?	Take it easy, lady.  There isn't a bird anywhere in sight.
i haven't finished my drink.	Put on your coats! Do you want to get trapped here?
then let's go. now!	I haven't finished my drink.
i'm going out that way, lady. you can follow me.	Then let's go. Now!
oh, you'll have ample opportunity -- ample --  good morning, dr. fettes.	Good morning.
there, master fettes.  sooner than we had expected.  a stoke of luck one might say.	Good.
but can't you give me any idea?	How could I?  I will do my best. After all, you see, I am financially interested.
i fear he may have to.	But can't you give me any idea?
dr. macfarlane said i should pay you --	Of course -- it's the soul of the business -- the pay --
that's right.  gray, the cabman. i've had a bit of dealing with macfarlane in the past, you know.	Dr. MacFarlane said I should pay you --
mr. gray?	That's right.  Gray, the cabman. I've had a bit of dealing with MacFarlane in the past, you know.
i'm very pleased to know you, master fettes.	Mr. Gray?
i'm donald fettes.	I'm very pleased to know you, Master Fettes.
even so, i could never think of going on -- i've got to find some other profession.	It is a pity.
it's not because of georgina -- because of dr. macfarlane's failure?	It's not the failure. I feel that MacFarlane has taught me nothing. He taught me the mathematics of anatomy but he couldn't teach me the poetry of medicine.
good morning, mrs. marsh.	Good morning, Mr. Fettes.
-- pain -- and shock.  she's brave enough, but i don't know about myself.  now that it seems so close, i wonder if i dare trust my child into any but god's hands. maybe he knows best.	Ma'am, is you'll allow me, I'd like to give you cause for courage -- Dr. MacFarlane is a great man -- I think he's the greatest man in medicine.  God would not have given him such gifts if they were not meant for Georgina's cure.
yes.	-- pain -- and shock.  She's brave enough, but I don't know about myself.  Now that it seems so close, I wonder if I dare trust my child into any but God's hands. Maybe He knows best.
you have his promise, then?	Yes.
ask this one favor --	Of course I will.
i didn't mean it that way.  i meant only that i am not in a position to ask favors.	Ask this one favor --
did he tell you about georgina?	I didn't mean it that way.  I meant only that I am not in a position to ask favors.
i don't know that i can do that, mrs. marsh.	Did he tell you about Georgina?
georgina told me how kind you were to her.  it gave me hope you might intercede for us with dr. macfarlane.	I don't know that I can do that, Mrs. Marsh.
i'm only a student.	Georgina told me how kind you were to her.  It gave me hope you might intercede for us with Dr. MacFarlane.
i want you to help my little girl.	I'm only a student.
you asked to see me, ma'am?	I want you to help my little girl.
at pennycuik.  i know the inn.  i can be there in an hour.	And back with MacFarlane and all that he stands for the next day.
there's no standing between a fool and his folly. if you must babble your news to him he's at the fisherman's tryst. it's the inn at pennycuik. you can use macfarlane's horse and gig to get there. he'll welcome the ride back.	At Pennycuik.  I know the inn.  I can be there in an hour.
but i must tell him -- he must know of it. please -- tell me where he is.	There's no standing between a fool and his folly. If you must babble your news to him he's at the Fisherman's Tryst. It's the inn at Pennycuik. You can use MacFarlane's horse and gig to get there. He'll welcome the ride back.
you don't went to find him. your news will keep until i tell him.	But I must tell him -- he must know of it. Please -- tell me where he is.
where can i find him?	You don't went to find him. Your news will keep until I tell him.
he's not home.	Where can I find him?
i've heard of it.	It's a gift to my people -- and I see MacFarlane and Gray-- the pit yawns for them and the flames -- and I would have you away from them and safe out of the torment.--
listen to me, fettes, i'm one part befuddled with drink, one part over-heels in love with macfarlane, and one part fey. you're a lowlander, fettes, and you have no way of knowing what we highlanders call the second sight.	I've heard of it.
macfarlane	Listen to me, Fettes, I'm one part befuddled with drink, one part over-heels in love with MacFarlane, and one part fey. You're a lowlander, Fettes, and you have no way of knowing what we Highlanders call the second sight.
that porter was gray and the gentleman of consequence who couldn't swallow the shame of it -- who took my last paltry savings to hire gray --	MacFarlane
they did not tell you how that porter cried out in the witness box when the kings counselor pressed him hard -- how he cried out that he was shielding a gentleman of consequence.	That porter was Gray and the gentleman of consequence who couldn't swallow the shame of it -- who took my last paltry savings to hire Gray --
aye.	They did not tell you how that porter cried out in the witness box when the Kings Counselor pressed him hard -- how he cried out that he was shielding a gentleman of consequence.
and did you hear them speak of the porter who testified against burke?	Aye.
i heard my parents speak of it in thrums. it was a famous case.	And did you hear them speak of the porter who testified against Burke?
gray has no need to threaten. you remember the trial?	I heard my parents speak of it in Thrums. It was a famous case.
but that's long since.  gray can't threaten him with that.	Gray has no need to threaten. You remember the trial?
if he were only that. the man's evil himself. some day you'll know him as macfarlane knows him -- for macfarlane he was to knox as you are to him. that brought him close to gray, he roistered with him and drank with him. aye, and gray even brought him to my door and my love. there is all that between them and more -- burke and hare and knox --	But that's long since.  Gray can't threaten him with that.
but gray's only a cab driver -- a resurrection man who robs graves to make a bit of money now and again.	If he were only that. The man's evil himself. Some day you'll know him as MacFarlane knows him -- for MacFarlane he was to Knox as you are to him. That brought him close to Gray, he roistered with him and drank with him. Aye, and Gray even brought him to my door and my love. There is all that between them and more -- Burke and Hare and Knox --
i'm cold as ice.	But Gray's only a cab driver -- a Resurrection Man who robs graves to make a bit of money now and again.
you're over-excited, mistress cameron.	I'm cold as ice.
he could have been a great man -- a good man and a fine doctor, but there was always the shame of the old life and the old ways to hold him back -- and always gray -- gray to hound him to his death.	You're over-excited, Mistress Cameron.
is it a great man whom gray can order to his bidding? is it a great man who for very shame dare not acknowledge his own wife so that i must play maidservant for the world's sake and his success?	He could have been a great man -- a good man and a fine doctor, but there was always the shame of the old life and the old ways to hold him back -- and always Gray -- Gray to hound him to his death.
he's a great doctor -- a great man --	Is it a great man whom Gray can order to his bidding? Is it a great man who for very shame dare not acknowledge his own wife so that I must play maidservant for the world's sake and his success?
save yourself. master fettes look at macfarlane and be warned.	He's a great doctor -- a great man --
i can't do that -- you heard macfarlane.	Save yourself. Master Fettes look at MacFarlane and be warned.
you must leave this house.	I can't do that -- you heard MacFarlane.
it was a woman when we put her in.	Hold that lamp up -- I must see her face.
this is not a woman!	It was a woman when we put her in.
where shall we put it? in the back?	No room there. We'll have to set it between us.
no.	Why not? I must have subjects. It's the only way I can teach. It's the only way you can learn. The stupidity of the people the idiocy of their laws will not stop no -- nor will they force me to deal with such reptilian creatures as Gray. We can do our own dirty work -- and we must.
i pass up no opportunities, i've a whole course of lectures in mind for you fellows.  we'll need subjects to demonstrate. come along.	No.
you couldn't do that, doctor.	I pass up no opportunities, I've a whole course of lectures in mind for you fellows.  We'll need subjects to demonstrate. Come along.
did you think gray was the only one who could handle a mattock and shovel?  i've had some practice in the art.	You couldn't do that, Doctor.
you've no thought of going there?	Did you think Gray was the only one who could handle a mattock and shovel?  I've had some practice in the art.
tosh!  fettes!  it's not their grief i'm worrying about -- i'm talking of our own end --	You've no thought of going there?
they'll be thinking of that, too.	Tosh!  Fettes!  It's not their grief I'm worrying about -- I'm talking of our own end --
glencorse -- that's a lonely cemetery, fettes, not a soul around for miles.	They'll be thinking of that, too.
a burial party -- poor people -- it's hard to bury a loved one on a rainy day when the churchyard is so cold and lonely.	Glencorse -- that's a lonely cemetery, Fettes, not a soul around for miles.
see that, fettes?	A burial party -- poor people -- it's hard to bury a loved one on a rainy day when the churchyard is so cold and lonely.
what?	Gray -- I'm rid of him --
i know it -- i know it -- the moment i was rid of him --	What?
the little girl -- she couldn't walk far -- the muscles are too weak -- but she did stand and she took a step or two.	I know it -- I know it -- The moment I was rid of him --
what's that you say?	The little girl -- she couldn't walk far -- the muscles are too weak -- but she did stand and she took a step or two.
i'll have no more to do with it. i'll not put my neck into the noose, not even for your sake, dr. macfarlane.	Don't be a fool.  One can't begin and then stop -- and because that entry of the girl's body is in your hand, you'll do as I say. As for me, I'll tend to Gray.
what do you mean, fettes?	I'll have no more to do with it. I'll not put my neck into the noose, not even for your sake, Dr. MacFarlane.
no.	What do you mean, Fettes?
fettes, the more things are wrong, the more we must act as if everything were right. you must do with joseph as you did with, the street singer -- complete dissection -- a proper entry in the book --	No.
but she must want to stand.  she must want to walk.	Confound me, the child's a cripple, of course she wants to walk.  Child, I say to you get up out of that chair and walk.
you can't -- can't!  stop trying to bribe her with childishness about white horses. let the child stand and walk -- her spine's all right.  i know it's all right.	But she must want to stand.  She must want to walk.
i suppose one must pass through this purgatory to the heaven of being a good doctor.	That's the way of it, Fettes.  You bring the lassie to me.
that's only our duty, fettes -- that's the end at which we aim with all this nasty business.	I suppose one must pass through this purgatory to the heaven of being a good doctor.
dr. macfarlane, i wonder if you know what happiness you've brought those people.	That's only our duty, Fettes -- that's the end at which we aim with all this nasty business.
when she's ready you bring her to me -- i'll show her how.	Dr. MacFarlane, I wonder if you know what happiness you've brought those people.
i've just been to see mrs. marsh. georgina is doing splendidly.  the incision has healed -- clean and fine -- but she doesn't seem to have any desire to walk.	When she's ready you bring her to me -- I'll show her how.
he has his own idea of a joke. perhaps his horse tickled him in the ribs.	I've just been to see Mrs. Marsh. Georgina is doing splendidly.  The incision has healed -- clean and fine -- but she doesn't seem to have any desire to walk.
i just saw gray.  what was he laughing at?	He has his own idea of a joke. Perhaps his horse tickled him in the ribs.
she's unconscious.	Pulse?
here is where you must watch closely, gentleman -- closely -- it is the very heart of the matter --	Wait, Doctor -- wait!  The child's fainting.
but, i didn't ask him to kill.	Who would believe that?  And you know, someone else might recognize her.  She was as well known as the Castle Rock.
believe it or not.  it's best for you to pretend that you do.  after all, it was you who ordered this specimen, received it here, and paid for it.  that makes you a party to murder.	But, I didn't ask him to kill.
i can't believe that.	Believe it or not.  It's best for you to pretend that you do.  After all, it was you who ordered this specimen, received it here, and paid for it.  That makes you a party to murder.
i don't know that -- neither do you.  this subject may have been an epileptic -- thrown a fit -- fallen out of bed -- cracked her skull and killed herself -- there is everything explained -- the bruise on her head --	I can't believe that.
grave robbing is one thing -- this is murder.	I don't know that -- neither do you.  This subject may have been an epileptic -- thrown a fit -- fallen out of bed -- cracked her skull and killed herself -- there is everything explained -- the bruise on her head --
i wouldn't do that, fettes.  i wouldn't report it.	Grave robbing is one thing -- this is murder.
i am sure.  i mean to report it. it's like burke and hare all over again.	I wouldn't do that, Fettes.  I wouldn't report it.
we can't be sure of that.	I am sure.  I mean to report it. It's like Burke and Hare all over again.
gray killed her.	We can't be sure of that.
well --	Gray killed her.
every street singer with a cracked voice gives tongue to that one.	This girl was beautiful -- a wild lassie from the Highlands.
yes, i suppose so.	Now you run off and see that pretty Mrs. Marsh and explain to her.
you see, it is completely out of the question.	Yes, I suppose so.
wilmont used up the last spinal section.	You see, it is completely out of the question.
look here, fettes.  not i nor anyone else knows enough about the spinal column and its intricacies to insure success in such an operation.  i would have to study the matter.  have we any "subjects"?	Wilmont used up the last spinal section.
but you did promise.	Look here, Fettes.  Not I nor anyone else knows enough about the spinal column and its intricacies to insure success in such an operation.  I would have to study the matter.  Have we any "subjects"?
really, fettes, you irk me with your lack of understanding.	But you did promise.
but i -- well, you see, sir, i met mrs. marsh and told her.	Really, Fettes, you irk me with your lack of understanding.
you're a man of the world, fettes, you wouldn't hold me to promise given in drink.	But I -- well, you see, sir, I met Mrs. Marsh and told her.
it was about last night i wanted to talk to you -- about the operation on the little marsh girl.	You're a man of the world, Fettes, you wouldn't hold me to promise given in drink.
she came again today.  she wanted me to ask you if you would not break your rule and operate.  she feels you are her only hope.	So she told me.  I'm a teacher -- not a practitioner.
i remember her.	She came again today.  She wanted me to ask you if you would not break your rule and operate.  She feels you are her only hope.
dr. macfarlane -- you remember the lady who came to see you yesterday -- the lady with the little girl?	I remember her.
but this woman -- and her son --	I'm sorry for the woman, Fettes. But her son might be alive today had more doctors been given the opportunity to work on more human specimens.  As for me, Fettes, I let no man stop me when I know I'm right -- when I know that I need those lifeless subjects for my student's enlightenment and for my own knowledge.  And if you're a real man and want to be a good doctor, you'll see it as I see it.
and that's why you don't want to be a doctor, fettes?	Not if I have to be party to things like that, Dr. MacFarlane.
i saw the woman whose son's body was delivered last night.	And that's why you don't want to be a doctor, Fettes?
what the devil do you mean?  you have your lodgings, a certain stipend -- i thought i had arranged everything for you --	I saw the woman whose son's body was delivered last night.
i don't think i can go on, sir.	What the devil do you mean?  You have your lodgings, a certain stipend -- I thought I had arranged everything for you --
you know how we get the specimens we use for dissection?	From the Municipal Council -- they're the bodies of paupers --
but richardson?	Richardson is a fine student.  He's got a glib tongue, but you'll be a better doctor, Fettes.  Come along now --
well? and are you not a good student?	But Richardson?
i thought only the best students were made assistants.	Well? And are you not a good student?
you're too good a man, fettes -- i'll not let you quit.  i'll make an assistant of you -- that'll pay your keep and your tuition, too --	I thought only the best students were made assistants.
i'm afraid i have to, sir.  you see, my father is vicar at thrums -- it's a small parish -- not much of a living --	You're too good a man, Fettes -- I'll not let you quit.  I'll make an assistant of you -- that'll pay your keep and your tuition, too --
you're made for a doctor, young man!	I'm afraid I have to, sir.  You see, my father is vicar at Thrums -- it's a small parish -- not much of a living --
i'm afraid i'll have to give up medicine, dr. macfarlane.	You're made for a doctor, young man!
dr. macfarlane --	Excuse me.
but, doctor, i only wanted to speak to you --	Come -- it's a chance to try out your bedside manner, Fettes.  Take a look at the child.
come in, boy -- come in.	But, Doctor, I only wanted to speak to you --
excuse me, dr. macfarlane --	Come in, boy -- come in.
you'll not need that again, georgina.	I wanted to see the white horse --
i thought this was a school day.	I am not at the school anymore. I left last night.
don't you want to find the white horse, georgina?  you can't find him from a wheelchair.  you have to walk and run to find him.	I can't.
i want it --	But you'll have to stand great pain, Georgina.  Greater pain than you ever dreamed of in the worst time of your sickness.  Do you want it that much?
aye, but i still wonder how much.	I want it --
of course -- i don't have friends. that's because i can't walk.  i try to make myself used to it.	One shouldn't get used to the wrong things, Georgina.  You want to walk and run and play.
maybe there's another reason. maybe you haven't friends enough. could that be it, georgina?	Of course -- I don't have friends. That's because I can't walk.  I try to make myself used to it.
he was a nice horse.	Maybe there's another reason. Maybe you haven't friends enough. Could that be it, Georgina?
why do you want the white horse to bid you "good-day"?	He was a nice horse.
the white horse.  the horse that is going to greet me when he sees me.	An old acquaintance, eh?
hear him?	The white horse.  The horse that is going to greet me when he sees me.
why, yes.	Well --
what you really want to ask me is about my back, isn't it -- about where it hurts?	Why, yes.
not yet.	You'll be a good doctor.  I know all about doctors.
are you a doctor, too?	Not yet.
a doctor?	A student.  I'm studying under Dr. MacFarlane -- that is, I've been studying until today --
i'm by way of being a medical myself.	A doctor?
they're uncommon bold, the grave robbers -- and the daft doctors who drive them on.	I'm by way of being a medical myself.
not much danger here, ma'am, i wouldn't think -- right here in the heart of edinburgh.	They're uncommon bold, the grave robbers -- and the daft doctors who drive them on.
he'll not leave the grave -- not since wednesday last when we buried the lad.	Your son, ma'am?  He must have been a fine boy for the wee dog to love him so.
a pleasure to torment me?	No -- a pride to know that I can force you to my will. I'm a small man -- a humble man -- and being poor, I've had to do much that I did not want to do. But so long as the great Dr. MacFarlane jumps at my whistle, that long am I a man -- and if I have not that, I have nothing. Then I am only a cabman and a grave-robber.
because it would be a hurt to me to see you no more, toddy. you're a pleasure to me.	A pleasure to torment me?
but why, gray? why?	Because it would be a hurt to me to see you no more, Toddy. You're a pleasure to me.
but then i wouldn't have the fun of having you come here and beg again, toddy.	But why, Gray? Why?
well then -- i beg you -- i beseech you --	But then I wouldn't have the fun of having you come here and beg again, Toddy.
it wouldn't be half so much fun for me. toddy, as to have you come here and beg --	Beg -- beg of you! You crawling graveyard rat!
i would make you rich.	It wouldn't be half so much fun for me. Toddy, as to have you come here and beg --
would you bribe me to leave you be?	I would make you rich.
what i was going to say is this -- wouldn't you be more comfortable at leith in a neat little house?	Would you bribe me to leave you be?
the resurrection business? that may end sooner than you think. new laws may come.	What I was going to say is this -- wouldn't you be more comfortable at Leith in a neat little house?
i have other means of sustenance.	The Resurrection business? That may end sooner than you think. New laws may come.
you're getting old, gray, and it's a hard life driving a cab through these wet and windy streets of edinburgh --	I have other means of sustenance.
i've drunk enough tonight.	Another little drop'll never do you any harm.
have another glass of something good, toddy.	I've drunk enough tonight.
we have never been friends.	Have another glass of something good, Toddy.
surely you are not threatening an old friend, toddy.	We have never been friends.
so, toddy, you've made me a disease, eh?	I can't understand your hurt to me -- but I must cut you out.
gray, i must rid myself of you -- you've become a cancer -- a malignant, evil cancer -- rotting my mind.	So, Toddy, you've made me a disease, eh?
wait, toddy. that's not hospitable. i want to discuss business.	You are not to set foot in here again, Gray, for business or any other reason. And you're going out now!
get out of here!	Wait, Toddy. That's not hospitable. I want to discuss business.
this is a gift you'll not return.	Get out of here!
i take no gifts from you.	This is a gift you'll not return.
this is a gift.	I take no gifts from you.
i've ordered nothing from you.	This is a gift.
i brought you something tonight, macfarlane -- an interesting specimen -- in very good condition.	I've ordered nothing from you.
what are you going here? have i not told you --	Would you grudge me a glass with my old crony, Meg?
there is much in what i say, gray, and if you have any regard for your neck you'll leave now and stay away from my house, my school, and from me.	I have no wish for a rope cravat. I've never liked the smell of hemp, so I'll bid you good night, Doctor MacFarlane.
aye, toddy, there is something in what you say.	There is much in what I say, Gray, and if you have any regard for your neck you'll leave now and stay away from my house, my school, and from me.
no, i'm not afraid. tell! shout it from the housetops!  and remember this -- they hanged burke -- they mobbed hare -- but dr. knox is living like a gentleman in london.	Aye, Toddy, there is something in what you say.
i'll tell you what, toddy. it's because i ran down the streets with the mud and the stones around my ears and the mob yelling for my blood. it's because you were afraid to face it -- and you're still afraid.	No, I'm not afraid. Tell! Shout it from the housetops!  And remember this -- they hanged Burke -- they mobbed Hare -- but Dr. Knox is living like a gentleman in London.
why should i be afraid of you? what are you holding over me?	I'll tell you what, Toddy. It's because I ran down the streets with the mud and the stones around my ears and the mob yelling for my blood. It's because you were afraid to face it -- and you're still afraid.
i am a doctor - a good doctor. i could make her walk, but she won't - she won't --	Here, have another glass, MacFarlane. I'll take you home and we'll be friends again -- now that you know that you're Knox's man and my friend -- aye, forever.
in the brain, i tell you. i know.	You don't know and you'll never know or understand, Toddy. Not from me or from Knox would you learn those things. Look --
but what makes a thought start?	In the brain, I tell you. I know.
the nerve centers -- the brain --	But what makes a thought start?
did he tell you how thoughts come and how they go and why things are remembered and forgot?	The nerve centers -- the brain --
the heart pumps it.	Did he tell you how thoughts come and how they go and why things are remembered and forgot?
like knox taught you? like i taught you? in cellars and graveyards? did knox teach you what makes the blood flow?	The heart pumps it.
i am a doctor. i teach medicine.	Like Knox taught you? Like I taught you? In cellars and graveyards? Did Knox teach you what makes the blood flow?
and you're a fool, toddy -- and no doctor. it's only the dead ones that you know.	I am a doctor. I teach medicine.
what are you talking about? i am an anatomist. i know the body. i know how it works.	And you're a fool, Toddy -- and no doctor. It's only the dead ones that you know.
you can't build life like you put together blocks, toddy.	What are you talking about? I am an anatomist. I know the body. I know how it works.
oh, it's the bit of a girl fettes was talking about.	The same. Look here, Gray --
i set those blocks together, patched the muscles. i put the nerves where they should be -- i did it and i did it right -- and she won't walk --	Oh, it's the bit of a girl Fettes was talking about.
i've never had it all explained that way to me by so learned a man.	I set those blocks together, patched the muscles. I put the nerves where they should be -- I did it and I did it right -- and she won't walk --
then you can understand that the backbone is a lot of little blocks and those little blocks are all held together, so that it works like that whip of yours. you know that, don't you?	I've never had it all explained that way to me by so learned a man.
i've had some experience.	Then you can understand that the backbone is a lot of little blocks and those little blocks are all held together, so that it works like that whip of yours. You know that, don't you?
you know something about the human body, gray.	I've had some experience.
oh, it's you, gray. well, come in. sit down. have a glass with me.	You're uncommon friendly tonight, Toddy. More like the old days.
you know what you want and don't want -- so that's an end of business between us -- but we'll still be friends, toddy.  i'll be dropping by to see you and meg once in a while -- for auld lang syne, you know.	I suppose we can't prevent that, Gray --  -- for auld lang syne.
that has nothing to do with it. we've decided to do more lecturing and less dissection -- it's better for the students -- that's all there is to it.	You know what you want and don't want -- so that's an end of business between us -- but we'll still be friends, Toddy.  I'll be dropping by to see you and Meg once in a while -- for auld lang syne, you know.
now that wasn't a friendly thing i heard, toddy.  not at all friendly.	That has nothing to do with it. We've decided to do more lecturing and less dissection -- it's better for the students -- that's all there is to it.
don't call me that confounded name, i tell you.	Hear him?  Did you ever see the lads play knife?
toddy hates me.	Don't call me that confounded name, I tell you.
it might be an interesting case.	That's a good boy, Toddy.
maybe there's some private reason between you and me which will make you -- some long lost friend of ours.  say that you'll do it for me and my friend, mr. fettes, here.	It might be an interesting case.
no.	Maybe there's some private reason between you and me which will make you -- some long lost friend of ours.  Say that you'll do it for me and my friend, Mr. Fettes, here.
oh, yes, you will.  you'll do it to oblige fettes and myself.	No.
i'll not do it, gray.	Oh, yes, you will.  You'll do it to oblige Fettes and myself.
i'm not concerned about the child, toddy.  it's you i'm thinking of, i'd like to see you prove that a lot of things i know haven't hurt toddy macfarlane any.	I'll not do it, Gray.
you?  why?  since when have you become the protector of little children?	I'm not concerned about the child, Toddy.  It's you I'm thinking of, I'd like to see you prove that a lot of things I know haven't hurt Toddy MacFarlane any.
why don't you do it then?	You?  Why?  Since when have you become the protector of little children?
i am the best man for the job.	Why don't you do it then?
afraid you are not as good a doctor perhaps as you make out to be.	I am the best man for the job.
afraid of what?	Afraid you are not as good a doctor perhaps as you make out to be.
you're a teacher, eh?  maybe you're afraid to be a doctor, toddy.	Afraid of what?
i will not have you use that name to me.	You will not have it?
mr. fettes and i have professional matters to discuss.	Medicine?  That'll keep.  Sit down.
well, then, doctor macfarlane -- although i've known a time, toddy, when you liked the name.  aye, and many are dead now who called you by it; rough and wild ones they were, too.  but come toddy, sit down here with your young friend.	Mr. Fettes and I have professional matters to discuss.
don't call me that confounded name.	Well, then, Doctor MacFarlane -- although I've known a time, Toddy, when you liked the name.  Aye, and many are dead now who called you by it; rough and wild ones they were, too.  But come Toddy, sit down here with your young friend.
come, toddy -- come.  sit down here with me.	Don't call me that confounded name.
i don't understand the song. tell me plain how they did it.	I'll show you how it was done, Joseph. -- I'll show you how they "Burked" them.
"nor did they handle axe or knife to take away their victim's life -- no sooner done than in a chest they crammed their lately welcome guest."	I don't understand the song. Tell me plain how they did it.
we could do that. but when he had them there, then what?	"Nor did they handle axe or knife To take away their victim's life -- No sooner done than in a chest They crammed their lately welcome guest."
"a good-day to you madame tosspot, and would you like a little glass of something before you take your rest? come with me to my house and i'll make you my guest. you shall have quarts to drink if you like."  ah, how he cozened them.	We could do that. But when he had them there, then what?
that was hare's end. ah, you should have seen him on the streets, when he saw some old beldam deep in drink how he cozened her!	"A good-day to you Madame Tosspot, and would you like a little glass of something before you take your rest? Come with me to my house and I'll make you my guest. You shall have quarts to drink if you like."  Ah, how he cozened them.
but where did they get those people?	That was Hare's end. Ah, you should have seen him on the streets, when he saw some old beldam deep in drink how he cozened her!
eighteen persons they killed and sold the bodies to dr. knox at ten pounds for a large and eight pounds for a small. that's good business, joseph.	But where did they get those people?
i never heard that song. but what did they do?	Eighteen persons they killed and sold the bodies to Dr. Knox at ten pounds for a large and eight pounds for a small. That's good business, Joseph.
"the ruffian dogs, the hellish pair.  the villain burke, the meager hare --"	I never heard that song. But what did they do?
but still you may have heard the peddlers of verse cry out their names on the streets.	"The ruffian dogs, the Hellish pair.  The villain Burke, the meager Hare --"
i come from lisbon.	But still you may have heard the peddlers of verse cry out their names on the streets.
you are lately come to scotland, joseph?	I come from Lisbon.
burke them?	You are lately come to Scotland, Joseph?
no digging joseph. the churchyards are too well guarded. we will "burke" them,	Burke them?
you mean we would sell the bodies to the doctors together? dig them up?	No digging Joseph. The churchyards are too well guarded. We will "Burke" them,
you and i should work together.	You mean we would sell the bodies to the doctors together? Dig them up?
i have made you give me money, but you smile. aren't you angry?	No, Joseph. I'm not angry -- here -- another glass of brandy --I'll wager it's better than the doctor's.
you say you've come here on your own account?  no one knows you are here?	Give me money or I'll tell the police you murder the "subjects."
i know that you kill people to sell bodies.	You say you've come here on your own account?  No one knows you are here?
only brother.	I know that you kill people to sell bodies.
can anyone hear what we say?	Only Brother.
now that is very interesting --  take a chair, joseph,	Can anyone hear what we say?
yes.	Now that is very interesting --  Take a chair, Joseph,
you're welcome to my little nest, joseph -- is it not? that's right -- you have something to say to  me -- something very private.	Yes.
what did you hear?	I know --
i want to speak to you alone.  i saw something.  i heard.	What did you hear?
i presume you shall.  this won't be my last visit here.	I want to speak to you alone.  I saw something.  I heard.
she would if she could.	Then all my surgery is no good. There's something wrong with the child -- something I don't know -- something I can't define -- can't diagnose.  I can do nothing for her.
but she must be able to move. everything is in place.	She would if she could.
i'm sorry, doctor.  georgina's a good child -- a brave child -- you saw how she was during the operation -- but if she can't move, she can't move.	But she must be able to move. Everything is in place.
there's nothing i can say for one small child?	I'm not heartless, Ma'am.  I have every sympathy for you and for the little girl, but if I were to consent to every operation brought to me, I'd have no time for teaching -- and that's a great responsibility upon me, Ma'am -- a great responsibility.
i regret it, ma'am, but i have the responsibility of training thirty other doctors to attend a thousand children like your own.	There's nothing I can say for one small child?
but, doctor, surely in a case like this -- a child -- a little child who can never walk or run --	I regret it, Ma'am, but I have the responsibility of training thirty other doctors to attend a thousand children like your own.
believe me, madame, if i were only a doctor, i would undertake this operation at once.  but i'm more dominie than doctor -- i've a school to run.	But, Doctor, surely in a case like this -- a child -- a little child who can never walk or run --
but can anything be done for her?	Perhaps -- a delicate operation -- an operation which has never been performed -- but it could be performed.  I'm sure it could be -- I could incise the columna dorsi --
how long ago?	Three years.
a carriage overturned.  my husband was killed and georgina was hurt.	How long ago?
child seems to take to the lad. what sort of an accident was it, ma'am?	A carriage overturned.  My husband was killed and Georgina was hurt.
it comes at intervals.  they used to be months apart -- but they've been growing more frequent --  much more frequent.	See here, child, when you have this pain in your back, where is it?
is her pain sporadic or constant?	It comes at intervals.  They used to be months apart -- but they've been growing more frequent --  much more frequent.
yes, doctor.	Is her pain sporadic or constant?
any attacks of pain since?	Yes, Doctor.
nearly a year.	Any attacks of pain since?
how long after that was the paralysis complete?	Nearly a year.
no, doctor.  she seemed to get better, then about six months later she began to complain of pain in her back --	How long after that was the paralysis complete?
was the paralysis immediate?	No, Doctor.  She seemed to get better, then about six months later she began to complain of pain in her back --
you've been with gray again.	Aye.
you're not going to gray.	He must leave me alone.
fettes -- where is fettes?	I'll get him.
crony indeed!	You can get out.
nonsense.  you're a fey creature with mad ideas.  but you have a wildness that holds me to you, lass.	No great lady will ever take my place?
you may deny the devil, toddy, but you'll not rid yourself of him by saying the devil is dead.	Nonsense.  You're a fey creature with mad ideas.  But you have a wildness that holds me to you, lass.
you're daft.  what's gray to me. he's only a man from whom i buy what i need when i need it -- the rest is forgotten.	You may deny the devil, Toddy, but you'll not rid yourself of him by saying the devil is dead.
aye --	Did it spoil me, Meg, my lass?
you think it'll spoil the boy, eh? was i not assistant to knox?	Aye --
aye.  he's a good lad.  that's why i ask you, macfarlane.	You think it'll spoil the boy, eh? Was I not assistant to Knox?
and why not?  he's a good lad -- bright and able.	Aye.  He's a good lad.  That's why I ask you, MacFarlane.
was that it? well, ok.	I'm not dying for your goddamn illusions. You got that? You think you and your girlfriend had some rosy future ahead of you? Bullshit. She was already bored, why do you think she was looking around? You're nothing, Corvis! Less than nothing.
you're wrong.	Yeah?  I see doubt oozing out your arm. Where do people go when they kill their girlfriends?
it was one thing her dad rejected you. but when she did you lost it.	You're wrong.
you sent them. i had no choice.	Bullshit. You're a killer, that's all you are. A clown with a bird and a rising death toll. You think the world did you wrong?! You did the world wrong.
how many innocent people did you leave dead back there?	You sent them. I had no choice.
i'm looking for my friends.	See, I heard you were looking for some guy with a scar. How's that going? You find him? Yes? No?
around, or whatever the hell you're doing here.  what are you doing here?	I'm looking for my friends.
where are they? last chance.	Or what? You'll bleed all over my carpet?
can i get you something? a glass of water? a transfusion?	Where are they? Last chance.
where are they?	Can I get you something? A glass of water? A transfusion?
i hate that picture.	Where are they?
i think we should get some support?	What? Call the police?
where is it? this place?	I think we should get some support?
the strip joint?	I believe they call it a connoisseur's club. Owned by DELT.
we're getting there. because in his so-called construction job, tommy makes a daily delivery to a place called "the hole."	The strip joint?
leonard, dutton, erlich. they don't matter. i want the king.	We're getting there. Because in his so-called construction job, Tommy makes a daily delivery to a place called "The Hole."
i was hoping you'd find out.	Yeah. I sure will.
what do they do that they had to kill her?	I was hoping you'd find out.
lauren's father's involved. he bought the cops fancy cars, i don't know what else. it's a company called d-e-l-t. i think lauren found out.	What do they do that they had to kill her?
i'm thinking... that explains a lot.	Lauren's father's involved. He bought the cops fancy cars, I don't know what else. It's a company called D-E-L-T. I think Lauren found out.
you think i'm crazy.	I'm thinking... that explains a lot.
the cops from my trial. they killed lauren. the whole thing was fixed.	You think I'm crazy.
"down?" wait, don't tell me.	The cops from my trial. They killed Lauren. The whole thing was fixed.
two down. two to go.	"Down?" Wait, don't tell me.
check and mate.	Dream on.
we won't.	Someday he'll surface and I'll get him for both of you. I promise. I'll find the guy with the scar.
tell her... we'll get him.	We won't.
what's been holding me together is the hope that maybe you do go someplace. and i'll be seeing her again soon. only what will i say? that i was too stupid to find the guy who killed her? that he's down here laughing?	Tell her... we'll get him.
you killed her. i saw it.	Bitch killed herself when she shot a cop in the leg. If she' just acted like a girl nothing would have happened.  So you're right, spooky. Happy?
a scar. on the arm. of the man who planted this in alex corvis's car.	There's no scar, you freak. The Corvis kid made it up.
fuck! what do you want?	A scar. On the arm. Of the man who planted this in Alex Corvis's car.
keep that thing away from me.	This is not just some "thing." It's A C zero zero five.
think maybe knives do?	Keep that thing away from me.
i guess it's true. guns don't kill people...	Think maybe knives do?
that was a fucking hollow point!	I guess it's true. Guns don't kill people...
what did they give you?	A job. Construction. Twelve an hour.
they showed me pictures, what he did to her. evidence. said all i had to do was stand up there and not my head "yes."	What did they give you?
what did they give you?	They showed me pictures, what he did to her. Evidence. Said all I had to do was stand up there and not my head "yes."
wrong. answer.	Who are you?
there's no scar. corvis made it up.	Wrong. Answer.
one chance to tell the truth, tommy. who is the man with the scar? he planted this in my car.	There's no scar. Corvis made it up.
what's your damage, man? corvis hacked up that girl like a motherfucker.	One chance to tell the truth, Tommy. Who is the man with the scar? He planted this in my car.
you said you saw me with this. i never held it until today.	What's your damage, man? Corvis hacked up that girl like a motherfucker.
hey. i said what i saw. two kids arguing. a guy and a girl.	You said you saw me with this. I never held it until today.
capital case nine nine dash c one one five. alex corvis.  exhibit a.	Hey. I said what I saw. Two kids arguing. A guy and a girl.
i don't know you, man.	Capital case nine nine dash C one one five. Alex Corvis.  Exhibit A.
you lied at my trial.	I don't know you, man.
big bang, primordial ooze, divine hand of a benevolent creator?  all possibilities. although recent events have given me doubts about the benevolent creator.	You lied at my trial.
where the fuck did you come from?	Big bang, primordial ooze, divine hand of a benevolent creator?  All possibilities. Although recent events have given me doubts about the benevolent creator.
sssshhh. she's resting.	Where the fuck did you come from?
the scar.	There is no scar. I'm telling you.
fucking zombie.	The scar.
good thing in a situation like this.	Fucking Zombie.
you're him! you're corvis! we fried your ass. you're dead, man!	Good thing in a situation like this.
aaaank. that's not how we play the game.	You're him! You're Corvis! We fried your ass. You're dead, man!
what scar? what fucking scar?	AAAANK. That's not how we play the game.
we're going to play a little game called "who's got the scar."	What Scar? What fucking scar?
you're him. corvis.	I was talking about you.
how can you die if you're already dead?	You're him. Corvis.
are you out of your fucking mind? we're going to die.	How can you die if you're already dead?
the scar. which of you has it?	Nobody.
why? why's anything happen? it's all money, man. money. the girl just got in the way.	The scar. Which of you has it?
i want lauren. i want my life back. i want... to know why.	Why? Why's anything happen? It's all money, man. Money. The girl just got in the way.
not my arm! what you fucking want?	I want Lauren. I want my life back. I want... to know why.
fuck. me.	What happened to your leg there Officer? Hunting accident?
you're the guy killed dutton.	I want you to think of me as the guy who killed you.
i heard you were looking for this.	You're the guy killed Dutton.
in the woods you said you had nothing. but you wouldn't, and i wouldn't if there's some way you don't have to go. please. at least not right away.	Erin. I'll always be with you.
... it connects you to me...	No matter what happens... you're innocent... I promise...
erin. who?	I don't know. I found him lying there.
it's not. i can't take it.	Erin. Who?
it's ok, it's ok...	It's not. I can't take it.
i wish i could hate him but i can't. he said he'd never hurt either of us, and i know it's true and... i'm going back.	It's what Lauren would do.
i used to be so proud of him. my big deal daddy. and now, he's just a crook. worse even. and the weird thing is...	I wish I could hate him but I can't. He said he'd never hurt either of us, and I know it's true and... I'm going back.
all i knew, she was pulling away. it made me crazy.	I used to be so proud of him. My big deal daddy. And now, he's just a crook. Worse even. And the weird thing is...
my father.	All I knew, she was pulling away. It made me crazy.
you know what lauren and i were fighting about that night? she had a secret, wouldn't tell me...	My father.
have to find him first.	You know what Lauren and I were fighting about that night? She had a secret, wouldn't tell me...
so you're going to kill him?	Have to find him first.
... took everything i ever cared about. left me with nothing.	So you're going to kill him?
this tree. here's where it happened.	I don't want to see!
no. you don't.	Yes I do, I really do.
it's all my fault. oh god. i wish i were dead.	No. You don't.
erin. it's not your fault.	It's all my fault. Oh God. I wish I were dead.
... is that i sent them here. i told them she came here sometimes. with her dirtball boyfriend. that's exactly what i said.	Erin. It's not your fault.
no...	... is that I sent them here. I told them she came here sometimes. With her dirtball boyfriend. That's exactly what I said.
when lauren was missing the police came to our house. they said they were looking for her, right?  but i know now they had her, and the reason they brought her here and knew the could blame it on you...	No...
are you ok?	When Lauren was missing the police came to our house. They said they were looking for her, right?  But I know now they had her, and the reason they brought her here and knew the could blame it on you...
yeah, i know.	Are you ok?
this is where it happened. right over here.	Yeah, I know.
no! why are you haunting me?	Because you need to understand. And you need... to be careful.
from the bonfire over there. look at it.	No! Why are you haunting me?
no. listen to me. lauren found out something they didn't want her to know.  this.	From the bonfire over there. Look at it.
my dad was right! he said you'd ruin her life.	No. Listen to me. Lauren found out something they didn't want her to know.  This.
i've been shot, and stabbed and thrown from a car and none of it hurt. but what you're doing now, does. i don't know why.	My dad was right! He said you'd ruin her life.
i'm not hiding. i'm right here.	You killed Lauren! You killed her!
i know who you are.  that's why you paint your face. to hide.	I'm not hiding. I'm right here.
and another one. there. erlich. took a wrong turn.	I know who you are.  That's why you paint your face. To hide.
you killed that cop dutton.	And another one. There. Erlich. Took a wrong turn.
i told you, i knew your sister.	You killed that cop Dutton.
daisy. how did you know?	I told you, I knew your sister.
i know everything about your sister. i'll prove it to you.	Stay away from me! Dad! Dad!
how do you know?	I know everything about your sister. I'll prove it to you.
he didn't kill her.	How do you know?
you're a friend of the guy who killed her, aren't you? you almost sound like him.	He didn't kill her.
someone else did it.	You're a friend of the guy who killed her, aren't you? You almost sound like him.
and he's right over there by the way.  what did you do to your face?	Someone else did it.
your father gave them to both of you.	And he's right over there by the way.  What did you do to your face?
yeah, no kidding.	Your father gave them to both of you.
that locket you're holding. you have one just like it.	Yeah, no kidding.
i know her friends.	That locket you're holding. You have one just like it.
i was a friend of your sister's.	I know her friends.
maybe we had a case of that here.  get me my kit.	You two are majorly demented. Anyone ever tell you that?
doubt is a motherfucker.	Give me a hand with this sack of shit.
just don't believe everything you see.	Doubt is a motherfucker.
cause if you're losing your mind, i got a right to know.	He's looking for something. Won't stop until he finds it.  Sometimes the best way to get rid of someone is to let them have what they want.
how about sign of a big black bird?	The dead can return, given sufficient motivation. And Corvis has that.
sign of the dead come back to life.	How about sign of a big black bird?
fucking crow.	Sign of the dead come back to life.
could say that.	Christ. It was Corvis. Tommy Leonard was right.
they botched the execution.	Could say that.
guy dressed for halloween?	Good for you. You do know something.
some hooker phoned it in. there was a riot at his apartment yesterday.	Guy dressed for Halloween?
tommy leonard. the eyewitness in the corvis case.	Some hooker phoned it in. There was a riot at his apartment yesterday.
you know.	I know the guy leaves a sign.
i know.	You know.
erlich gimping around in his goddamn hot rod is not discreet. i've got reporters asking me how much he made. i've got the entire force looking at this case now.	I know.
shut up.	Erlich gimping around in his goddamn hot rod is not discreet. I've got reporters asking me how much he made. I've got the entire force looking at this case now.
yeah, we do.	Shut up.
i thought we had an understanding. i thought we understood that discretion is paramount.	Yeah, we do.
i do. every day.	Erin knows, doesn't she?
i watched her grow up. just like you. i know how her mind worked. she kept snooping around because she was worried about you. what you'd gotten yourself into. so stop blaming me. and blame yourself.	I do. Every day.
she was eighteen years old! there were four of them. they stabbed her fifty three times! where's the fucking accident?! huh?! where is it?!	I watched her grow up. Just like you. I know how her mind worked. She kept snooping around because she was worried about you. What you'd gotten yourself into. So stop blaming me. And blame yourself.
an accident, nathan.	She was eighteen years old! There were four of them. They stabbed her fifty three times! Where's the fucking accident?! Huh?! Where is it?!
you killed my daughter.	An accident, Nathan.
because you never accepted that what happened to her was an accident.	You killed my daughter.
i mean lauren.	Because you never accepted that what happened to her was an accident.
you mean alex.	I mean Lauren.
do you believe in ghosts, nathan? because there's a ghost threatening us.	You mean Alex.
look, can i just call a cab?	What did I say?
i want you... to bend over.	Look, can I just call a cab?
you want me to walk a straight line?	I want you... to bend over.
if you had a license, i bet i'd have seen it by now. how old are you? fifteen?	Look, I'll tell you the truth. Jannie drove us and was supposed to drive us back, she has a license, but I mean... look at her.
not tonight. honest.	If you had a license, I bet I'd have seen it by now. How old are you? Fifteen?
but you, you've had them.	Not tonight. Honest.
she's... sick.  actually she never had mai tais before.	But you, you've had them.
what's with your friend there?	She's... sick.  Actually she never had Mai Tais before.
let's hope not. license and registration please.	What's with your friend there?
anything wrong?	Let's hope not. License and registration please.
please. come inside.	I'm never going back in that house again. Get away.
i don't believe you.	Please. Come inside.
i would never hurt you or lauren. never. believe me.	I don't believe you.
don't call me that! don't call me anything!	I would never hurt you or Lauren. Never. Believe me.
sweetheart...	Don't call me that! Don't call me anything!
about them. you've got to leave it alone.	Sweetheart...
about you.	About them. You've got to leave it alone.
they killed her because she found out.	About you.
erin. it wasn't supposed to happen.	They killed her because she found out.
stay away from me! stay away!	Erin. It wasn't supposed to happen.
no.	Stay away from me! Stay away!
you killed her!	No.
it's not what you think.	You killed her!
you're in with them.	It's not what you think.
i think i dropped an earring.	Looks like you have them both on.
it still doesn't mean...	He said he'd prove it.
that guy in the cemetery today said he knew everything about lauren.	It still doesn't mean...
honey. it's doesn't mean anything. it's not a message.	That guy in the cemetery today said he knew everything about Lauren.
lauren called me that when we were little. daisy. no one knew but us.	Honey. It's doesn't mean anything. It's not a message.
what? what is it?	Lauren called me that when we were little. Daisy. No one knew but us.
what is it?	The cop who found the knife in Corvis's car.
are you ok?	What's that supposed to mean? He was right here. He was!
this guy said he was a friend of lauren's. he had like paint all over his face.	Are you ok?
what were you yelling about?	This guy said he was a friend of Lauren's. He had like paint all over his face.
watch out!	What were you yelling about?
erin!	Watch out!
erin. i know you think she's been talking to you.	It's not that. Really. It's just... now that he's gone, I think it's time.
stay in the car. i'll only take a second.	Erin. I know you think she's been talking to you.
honey. i just can't.	Stay in the car. I'll only take a second.
i want to take this to lauren. she'd want it.	Honey. I just can't.
why are there so many?	Just hold on to me.
yes, sir -- it certainly does!	That's good, Hilda. I'm glad.
tell me, hilda -- does all this frighten you -- does it make you feel insecure?	Yes, sir -- it certainly does!
he'll be there at 8:30.	Tell me, Hilda -- does all this frighten you -- does it make you feel insecure?
good. did you speak to our friend mr. carpenter?	He'll be there at 8:30.
i talked to most of them this morning... they were all very curious about the meeting.	Good. Did you speak to our friend Mr. Carpenter?
what about the people who are coming to the meeting tonight? have they all arrived?	I talked to most of them this morning... They were all very curious about the meeting.
what a brilliant idea. i never would have thought of it.	What about the people who are coming to the meeting tonight? Have they all arrived?
the whole city has stopped. people are running around like ants!	What a brilliant idea. I never would have thought of it.
thanks -- i'm enjoying it right here.	The whole city has stopped. People are running around like ants!
you should see it, professor barnhardt! you should go out and see it for yourself!	Thanks -- I'm enjoying it right here.
maybe a little demonstration.	Something dramatic -- but not destructive.  It's quite an interesting problem.  Would day after tomorrow be all right? Say about noon?
why don't you leave it to me? i'll think of something.	Maybe a little demonstration.
i wouldn't want you to harm anybody -- or destroy anything.	Why don't you leave it to me? I'll think of something.
that can easily be arranged.	I wouldn't want you to harm anybody -- or destroy anything.
something that would dramatize for them and for their people the seriousness of the situation. something that would affect the entire planet.	That can easily be arranged.
yes -- of course.	Something that would dramatize for them and for their people the seriousness of the situation. Something that would affect the entire planet.
would such, a demonstration be possible before the meeting?	Yes -- of course.
yes.	Would such, a demonstration be possible before the meeting?
the people who came to the meeting must be made to realize this. they must understand what is at stake.  you mentioned a demonstration of force--	Yes.
i assure you such power exists.	The people who came to the meeting must be made to realize this. They must understand what is at stake.  You mentioned a demonstration of force--
such power exists?	I assure you such power exists.
i'm afraid you have no alternative. in such, a case the planet earth would have to be--  --eliminated.	Such power exists?
one thing, mr. klaatu. suppose this group should reject your proposals. what is the alternative?	I'm afraid you have no alternative. In such, a case the planet Earth would have to be--  --eliminated.
i'm sure i'll be quite safe until the meeting.	One thing, Mr. Klaatu. Suppose this group should reject your proposals. What is the alternative?
i'm afraid i can't offer you any real protection. i have no influence in cases of inter-planetary conspiracy.	I'm sure I'll be quite safe until the meeting.
my name is carpenter and i'm a very earthy character living in a respectable boarding house.	I'm afraid I can't offer you any real protection. I have no influence in cases of inter-planetary conspiracy.
what about your personal safety in the meantime? what about the army -- and the police?	My name is Carpenter and I'm a very earthy character living in a respectable boarding house.
no -- not at all.	What about your personal safety in the meantime? What about the Army -- and the police?
you'd have no objection to revealing yourself at this meeting?	No -- not at all.
i leave that in your hands.	You'd have no objection to revealing yourself at this meeting?
it is not enough to have men of science. we scientists are too easily ignored -- or misunderstood. we must get important men from every field. educators -- philosophers -- church leaders -- men of vision and imagination -- the finest minds in the world.	I leave that in your hands.
that's what i came to see you about.	It is not enough to have men of science. We scientists are too easily ignored -- or misunderstood. We must get important men from every field. Educators -- philosophers -- church leaders -- men of vision and imagination -- the finest minds in the world.
would you be willing to meet with the group of scientists i am calling together?. perhaps you could explain your mission to them, and they in turn could present it to their various peoples.	That's what I came to see you about.
violent action -- since that seems to be the only thing you people understand.  leveling the island of manhattan, perhaps -- or dropping the rock of gibraltar into the sea.	Would you be willing to meet with the group of scientists I am calling together?. Perhaps you could explain your mission to them, and they in turn could present it to their various peoples.
what -- what sort of action do you mean?	Violent action -- since that seems to be the only thing you people understand.  Leveling the island of Manhattan, perhaps -- or dropping the Rock of Gibraltar into the sea.
i come to you as a last resort -- and i confess that my patience is wearing thin.  must i take drastic action in order to get a hearing?	What -- what sort of action do you mean?
i gather that your efforts on the official level were not entirely successful.	I come to you as a last resort -- and I confess that my patience is wearing thin.  Must I take drastic action in order to get a hearing?
what i have to say must be said to all concerned.  it is too important to be entrusted to any individual.	I gather that your efforts on the official level were not entirely successful.
would you care to be more specific?	What I have to say must be said to all concerned.  It is too important to be entrusted to any individual.
i came here to warn you that, by threatening danger, your planet faces danger -- very grave danger. i am prepared, however, to offer a solution.	Would you care to be more specific?
we scientists understand this. even we primitive scientists.  what exactly is the nature of your mission, mr. klaatu?	I came here to warn you that, by threatening danger, your planet faces danger -- very grave danger. I am prepared, however, to offer a solution.
we had our atomic wars -- thousands of years ago.  after that we fought with bows and arrows. then, slowly, we learned that fighting is no solution -- that aggression leads to chaos.	We scientists understand this. Even we primitive scientists.  What exactly is the nature of your mission, Mr. Klaatu?
these other planets -- do they have peace and security?	We had our atomic wars -- thousands of years ago.  After that we fought with bows and arrows. Then, slowly, we learned that fighting is no solution -- that aggression leads to chaos.
we want to be sure you don't make -- let us say -- an unfortunate mistake. we know the potentiality of these developments and we are disturbed to find them in the hands of children... you see, we've had atomic energy for five thousand of your years.  we discarded instruments like this many centuries ago.  so long as you were limited to fighting among yourselves -- with your primitive tanks and planes -- we were unconcerned. but soon you will apply atomic energy to space ships -- and then you become a threat to the peace and security of other planets. that, of course, we cannot tolerate.	These other planets -- do they have peace and security?
if you mean that you are afraid of us--	We want to be sure you don't make -- let us say -- an unfortunate mistake. We know the potentiality of these developments and we are disturbed to find them in the hands of children... You see, we've had atomic energy for five thousand of your years.  We discarded instruments like this many centuries ago.  So long as you were limited to fighting among yourselves -- with your primitive tanks and planes -- we were unconcerned. But soon you will apply atomic energy to space ships -- and then you become a threat to the peace and security of other planets. That, of course, we cannot tolerate.
in the hands of a mature civilization, these would not be considered weapons of aggression. but in the hands of your people--  we've observed your aggressive tendencies, and we don't trust you with such power.	If you mean that you are afraid of us--
yes -- that is true.	In the hands of a mature civilization, these would not be considered weapons of aggression. But in the hands of your people--  We've observed your aggressive tendencies, and we don't trust you with such power.
it was my intention to discuss this officially -- with all the nations of the earth -- but i was not allowed the opportunity. i have come to realize since that your mutual fears and suspicions are merely the normal reactions of a primitive society.  we know from scientific observation that you have discovered a rudimentary kind of atomic energy. we also know that you are experimenting with rockets.	Yes -- that is true.
that was my first question.	It was my intention to discuss this officially -- with all the nations of the Earth -- but I was not allowed the Opportunity. I have come to realize since that your mutual fears and suspicions are merely the normal reactions of a primitive society.  We know from scientific observation that you have discovered a rudimentary kind of atomic energy. We also know that you are experimenting with rockets.
i would like to explain something of my mission here.	That was my first question.
it isn't faith that makes good science, mr. klaatu. its curiosity.  sit down, please. i have several thousand questions to ask you.	I would like to explain something of my mission here.
you have faith, professor barnhardt	It isn't faith that makes good science, Mr. Klaatu. Its curiosity.  Sit down, please. I have several thousand questions to ask you.
as though unsure of what he's heard) yes -- yes, i have.	My name is Klaatu.  I spent two days at your Walter Reed Hospital. Room 309. My doctor's name was Major White -- and I had a very attractive nurse called Ruth, who's getting married next Wednesday.  If you are not interested -- or if you intend to turn me over to your Army -- we needn't waste any more time.
i find it works well enough to get me from one planet to another.  i understand you've called a meeting to study our space ship.	As though unsure of what he's heard) Yes -- yes, I have.
how can you be so sure? have you tested this theory?	I find it works well enough to get me from one planet to another.  I understand you've called a meeting to study our space ship.
almost negligible... with variation of parameters, this is the answer.	How can you be so sure? Have you tested this theory?
yes -- that will reproduce the first- order terms. but what about the effect of the other terms?	Almost negligible... With variation of parameters, this is the answer.
it was a clumsy way to introduce myself -- but i understand you're a difficult man to see.  i thought you'd have the solution by this time.	Not yet. That's why I wanted to see you.
you wrote this?	It was a clumsy way to introduce myself -- but I understand you're a difficult man to see.  I thought you'd have the solution by this time.
yes, dear. come on now.  bobby, your shoes are soaking!	Yeah -- the grass was kind of wet.
oh, boy -- can i, mom?	Yes, dear. Come on now.  Bobby, your shoes are soaking!
gee, mom, do you think maybe he's a diamond smuggler?	Come on, darling -- we're going up to bed.
he gave these to you?	Well, not exactly. I gave him two dollars.
yes, i have!	You didn't really see the space ship. You just thought you did.
now think back hard. you didn't follow mr. carpenter at all, did you? you haven't even been out of the house.	Yes, I have!
bobby, you've been dreaming again.	No, I haven't, Mom. I promise you... I saw it!
honest, mom, i saw him. it just opened up and he walked right in. and that great big iron man was moving around!	Bobby, you've been dreaming again.
now, bobby, just a minute--	Honest, Mom, I saw him. It just opened up and he walked right in. And that great big iron man was moving around!
i followed mr. carpenter -- right after you left -- and, gee, mom, where do you think he went? right into the space ship!	Now, Bobby, just a minute--
tell me what?	I followed Mr. Carpenter -- right after you left -- and, gee, Mom, where do you think he went? Right into the space ship!
i couldn't go to sleep, mom. i had to tell you!	Tell me what?
bobby--! what are you doing up at this hour?	I couldn't go to sleep, Mom. I had to tell you!
i mean -- on account of that policeman last night.  you think he's a bank robber, maybe? or a gangster?	No, dear, of course not. He's a very nice man. I Just think he might prefer to be left alone. Now you get to bed and forget about it.  'Night, darling.
what do you mean, dear?	I mean -- on account of that policeman last night.  You think he's a bank robber, maybe? Or a gangster?
mom -- is there something wrong with mr. carpenter?	What do you mean, dear?
sure we did! he wasn't there but we went to see him. and mr. carpenter showed him how to do his arithmetic.	Mom -- is there something wrong with Mr. Carpenter?
did you and mr. carpenter really go to see professor barnhardt?	Sure we did! He wasn't there but we went to see him. And Mr. Carpenter showed him how to do his arithmetic.
gee, why, mom? he's my best friend... and he's awful good in arithmetic. he even helps professor barnhardt.	Did you and Mr. Carpenter really go to see Professor Barnhardt?
bobby -- i think it would be better if we didn't see quite so much of mr. carpenter	Gee, why, Mom? He's my best friend... And he's awful good in arithmetic. He even helps Professor Barnhardt.
okay.	Bobby -- I think it would be better if we didn't see quite so much of Mr. Carpenter
go to bed, darling. you can finish that in the morning.	Okay.
of course, dear.	Aw, gee, Mom -- I had plans to play with Mr. Carpenter.
yeah, sure. mom, do i have to go to school tomorrow?	Of course, dear.
professor barnhardt.	Yeah, sure. Mom, do I have to go to school tomorrow?
we sure had fun today. we saw the space ship and we went to see professor barnhardt -- and--	Professor Barnhardt.
i -- i don't know, dear... perhaps there's some mistake.	We sure had fun today. We saw the space ship and we went to see Professor Barnhardt -- and--
mom -- why does mr. carpenter have to go down to the police station?	I -- I don't know, dear... Perhaps there's some mistake.
come on, bobby. time to go to bed.	Mom -- why does Mr. Carpenter have to go down to the police station?
did you have a nice day, dear?	Boy, we had a swell time. Didn't we, Mr. Carpenter?
hi mom!	Hello, darling.  Good evening, Mr. Carpenter.
can i help you look for the space man? can i?  i know what he looks like! he's got a square head -- and, three great big eyes!	That's enough, Bobby. I think it's time you went to bed.
bet he is, mom. bet he's out looking for that space man.	I think we've all been hearing too much about "space men."
what do you want it for, mr. carpenter?	Why -- the light in my room went out.  Thank you, Bobby. Goodnight.
yeah -- sure.  it's a real boy scout flashlight.	What do you want it for, Mr. Carpenter?
bobby -- have you a flashlight?	Yeah -- sure.  It's a real Boy Scout flashlight.
thanks, mr. carpenter.	I'll say goodnight again.
all you have to remember is, first find the common denominator -- then subtract.	Thanks, Mr. Carpenter.
we'll finish it tomorrow... goodnight, bobby.	Goodnight.
aw, gee -- we didn't finish our story.	We'll finish it tomorrow... Goodnight, Bobby.
we certainly did.	We went to the movies -- and we had ice cream cones -- and we went to see Daddy--
mrs. benson -- this is mr. brady.	Mr. Brady's a cop.
why not, bobby?	She doesn't like me to steal from people.
let's not say anything to my mother about this, mr. carpenter.	Why not, Bobby?
would you give me your two dollars for a couple of them?	Well, sure, but--
bet they're worth about a million dollars.	Would you give me your two dollars for a couple of them?
some places that's what people use for money. they're easy to carry -- and they don't wear out.	Bet they're worth about a million dollars.
gee -- those look like diamonds!	Some places that's what people use for money. They're easy to carry -- and they don't wear out.
no -- i want to take you to the movies.  do you think they'd accept these?	Gee -- those look like diamonds!
i've got some money. my mother gave me two dollars.	No -- I want to take you to the movies.  Do you think they'd accept these?
certainly.  tell me, bobby -- do you have to have money to go there?	I've got some money. My mother gave me two dollars.
no foolin'? will you?	Certainly.  Tell me, Bobby -- do you have to have money to go there?
all right.	No foolin'? Will you?
go to the movies.	All right.
is it different where you've been?  don't they have places like this?	They have cemeteries. But not like this one... You see, they don't have any wars.
i'll tell you, bobby -- i've been away for a long time. very far away.	Is it different where you've been?  Don't they have places like this?
mr. carpenter" -- you don't seem to know about anything.	I'll tell you, Bobby -- I've been away for a long time. Very far away.
no -- i'm afraid not.	Mr. Carpenter" -- you don't seem to know about anything.
sure. didn't you ever hear of arlington cemetery?	No -- I'm afraid not.
did all these people die in wars?	Sure. Didn't you ever hear of Arlington Cemetery?
bet he's the only one in the world knows the answer.	He doesn't know the answer. And he'll never get it that way.
it's a problem in celestial mechanics.	Bet he's the only one in the world knows the answer.
what does that mean?	It's a problem in celestial mechanics.
well, sure i would, but --  aw, i'll bet you'd be scared.	We can scare him more than he can scare us.
wouldn't you like to meet him?	Well, sure I would, but --  Aw, I'll bet you'd be scared.
you're just kidding, aren't you?	Wouldn't you like to meet him?
bobby -- i have an idea. let's go see professor barnhardt and find out how he talks.	You're just kidding, aren't you?
mr. carpenter -- what does velocity mean?	Velocity is the time rate of change of position.
i don't know, bobby. i'm inclined to doubt it.	Mr. Carpenter -- what does velocity mean?
you think they'll ever find him?	I don't know, Bobby. I'm inclined to doubt it.
gee! how could they make a landing?	Well -- there are several ways to reduce landing speed. You see, the velocity--
maybe four thousand miles an hour. and outside the earth's atmosphere a good deal faster.	Gee! How could they make a landing?
you think it can go faster than an f- 36?	Yes -- I think so.
no. it's for a lot of other things, too.	You think it can go faster than an F- 36?
i thought that was only for bombs.	No. It's for a lot of other things, too.
well -- atomic power, i would imagine.	I thought that was only for bombs.
gee, i'd like to get inside and see how it works. what do you think makes it go?	Well -- atomic power, I would imagine.
i shouldn't be at all surprised.	Gee, I'd like to get inside and see how it works. What do you think makes it go?
boy, i'll bet he's strong. i bet he could knock down a whole building.	I shouldn't be at all surprised.
department of commerce. she's a secretary.  they have a man they call the secretary, but he isn't at all. my mother's a real secretary.  mr. carpenter -- now can we go see the space ship?	Boy, I'll bet he's strong. I bet he could knock down a whole building.
where is that?	Department of Commerce. She's a secretary.  They have a man they call the Secretary, but he isn't at all. My mother's a real secretary.  Mr. Carpenter -- now can we go see the space ship?
sure. right near where my mother works.	Where is that?
he lives here in washington, doesn't he?	Sure. Right near where my mother works.
well -- professor barnhardt, i guess. he's the greatest scientist in the world.	He lives here in Washington, doesn't he?
gee -- i don't know... the space man, i guess.	I was speaking of earth men. I meant the greatest philosopher -- the greatest thinker.
bobby -- who's the greatest man in america today?	Gee -- I don't know... The space man, I guess.
are you an fbi man?	No -- I'm afraid not.
how does he explain that?	He says their medicine is that much more advanced.  He was very nice about it. But he made me feel like a third-class witch doctor.
their life expectancy is a hundred and thirty.	How does he explain that?
i don't believe it.	Their life expectancy is a hundred and thirty.
he told me this morning when i examined him. he's seventy-eight.	I don't believe it.
oh, i'd say forty-five.	He told me this morning when I examined him. He's seventy-eight.
and the lungs are the same as ours. must mean a similar atmosphere -- similar pressure.  how old do you think he is?	Oh, I'd say forty-five.
the skeletal structure is completely normal.  same for the major organs - heart, liver, spleen, kidneys.	And the lungs are the same as ours. Must mean a similar atmosphere -- similar pressure.  How old do you think he is?
before making any decisions, i think i should get out among your people -- become familiar with the basis for these strange, unreasoning attitudes.	Under the circumstances I'm afraid that will be impossible.
i'm afraid my people haven't.  i'm very sorry -- i wish it were otherwise.	Before making any decisions, I think I should get out among your people -- become familiar with the basis for these strange, unreasoning attitudes.
i am impatient with stupidity. my people have learned to live without it.	I'm afraid my people haven't.  I'm very sorry -- I wish it were otherwise.
your impatience is quite understandable.	I am impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
i can judge only by what i see.	Your impatience is quite understandable.
our problems are very complex, mr. klaatu. you mustn't judge us too harshly.	I can judge only by what I see.
i will not speak to any one nation or group of nations.  i don't intend to add my contribution to your childish jealousies and suspicions.	Our problems are very complex, Mr. Klaatu. You mustn't judge us too harshly.
now that you understand the situation more clearly, perhaps you'd like to discuss the matter with the president	I will not speak to any one nation or group of nations.  I don't intend to add my contribution to your childish jealousies and suspicions.
it's not your government i'm thinking about. it's your world.	Now that you understand the situation more clearly, perhaps you'd like to discuss the matter with the President
i tried to make you understand. the suspicions -- the jealousies -- the mistrust--  surely you realize that my government has done everything in its power--	It's not your government I'm thinking about. It's your world.
not very good news, i'm afraid.  the president accepted your suggestion and cabled the invitations for a meeting last night.  let me read you some of the replies.  "the premier wishes to inform the government of the united states that it will be impossible for him to attend the meeting suggested by the president unless the meeting is held in moscow."  "the suggestion of the president regarding the possibility of a meeting in moscow would be unacceptable to her majesty's government at the present time. representation could be sent only if the meeting were held in washington."  well -- there you have it.	I tried to make you understand. The suspicions -- the jealousies -- the mistrust--  Surely you realize that my government has done everything in its power--
thank you... have you any news?	Not very good news, I'm afraid.  The President accepted your suggestion and cabled the invitations for a meeting last night.  Let me read you some of the replies.  "The Premier wishes to inform the Government of the United States that it will be impossible for him to attend the meeting suggested by the President unless the meeting is held in Moscow."  "The suggestion of the President regarding the possibility of a meeting in Moscow would be unacceptable to Her Majesty's Government at the present time. Representation could be sent only if the meeting were held in Washington."  Well -- there you have it.
good afternoon.  i'm glad to see you up and around.	Thank you... Have you any news?
apparently i'm not as cynical about earth's people as you are.	I've been dealing in Earth's politics a good deal longer than you have.  Goodnight, sir.
i will make that recommendation to the president.  i must tell you in all honesty that i'm extremely dubious about the results.	Apparently I'm not as cynical about Earth's people as you are.
then why not a meeting of all the chiefs of state?	Believe me, you don't understand. They wouldn't sit down at the same table.
we could call a special meeting of the general assembly... but of course the un doesn't represent all of the nations.	Then why not a meeting of all the Chiefs of State?
i intend to explain. to all the nations -- simultaneously.  how do we proceed, mr. harley?	We could call a special meeting of the General Assembly... But of course the UN doesn't represent all of the nations.
perhaps if you could explain a little--	I intend to explain. To all the nations -- simultaneously.  How do we proceed, Mr. Harley?
my mission here is not to solve your petty squabbles. it concerns the existence of every last creature who lives on earth.	Perhaps if you could explain a little--
i was only hoping to make you understand.	My mission here is not to solve your petty squabbles. It concerns the existence of every last creature who lives on Earth.
i am not concerned, mr. harley, with the internal affairs of your planet. i consider that to be your business -- not mine.	I was only hoping to make you understand.
i'm sure you recognize from our broad- casts the evil forces that have produced the tension in our world. surely you would agree--	I am not concerned, Mr. Harley, with the internal affairs of your planet. I consider that to be your business -- not mine.
the first two years of television we were convinced that all you did was wrestle.	I'm sure you recognize from our broad- casts the evil forces that have produced the tension in our world. Surely you would agree--
you must have a rather strange impression of us.	The first two years of television we were convinced that all you did was wrestle.
we've been monitoring your radio broadcasts for a good many years. that's how we learned your languages. lately, we've been getting your television also.	You must have a rather strange impression of us.
you know about the united nations?	We've been monitoring your radio broadcasts for a good many years. That's how we learned your languages. Lately, we've been getting your television also.
i traveled 250 million miles. what about your united nations?	You know about the United Nations?
i'm afraid that would be a little awkward. it's -- it's completely without precedent. and there are practical considerations -- the time involved -- the enormous distances.	I traveled 250 million miles. What about your United Nations?
i want to meet with representatives from all the nations of the earth.	I'm afraid that would be a little awkward. It's -- it's completely without precedent. And there are practical considerations -- the time involved -- the enormous distances.
i -- i'm not sure i understand--	I want to meet with representatives from all the nations of the Earth.
this is not a personal matter, mr. harley. it concerns all the people on your planet.	I -- I'm not sure I understand--
perhaps you'd rather discuss it personally with the president--	This is not a personal matter, Mr. Harley. It concerns all the people on your planet.
i'd be glad to.  not now, of course -- with you alone.	Perhaps you'd rather discuss it personally with the President--
we're very curious about that, too. would you care to talk about it?	I'd be glad to.  Not now, of course -- with you alone.
i mean the reasons for my coming here.	We're very curious about that, too. Would you care to talk about it?
the present situation?	I mean the reasons for my coming here.
i'm afraid, in the present situation you'll have to learn to think that way.	The present situation?
it's rather difficult for us to think of another planet as a neighbor.	I'm afraid, in the present situation you'll have to learn to think that way.
from another planet. let's just say that we're neighbors.	It's rather difficult for us to think of another planet as a neighbor.
naturally we're very curious to know where it is you come from.	From another planet. Let's just say that we're neighbors.
about 250 million of your miles.	Naturally we're very curious to know where it is you come from.
you must have come a long way.	About 250 million of your miles.
about five months -- your months.	You must have come a long way.
i'm sure i don't have to point out that your arrival was something of a surprise.  had you been traveling long?	About five months -- your months.
sit down, mr. harley.	I'm sure I don't have to point out that your arrival was something of a surprise.  Had you been traveling long?
the president asked me to convey his deepest apologies for what has happened. we all feel--	Sit down, Mr. Harley.
just klaatu.	The President asked me to convey his deepest apologies for what has happened. We all feel--
my name is harley -- secretary to the president  i've been told that you speak our language -- that your name is mr. klaatu.	Just Klaatu.
you wait and see. you're going to marry a big hero!	I'm not going to marry anybody.
i feel different right now.	You wait and see. You're going to marry a big hero!
you'll feel different when you see my picture in the papers.	I feel different right now.
i don't care about the rest of the world!	You'll feel different when you see my picture in the papers.
tom, you mustn't -- ! you don't know what you're doing! it isn't just you and mr. carpenter. the rest of the world, is involved!	I don't care about the rest of the world!
is that what you're thinking about?	Why not? Somebody's got to get rid of him.
he told you... don't be silly, honey -- just because you like the guy.  you realize what this'd mean for us? i'd be the biggest man in the country. i could write my own ticket.	Is that what you're thinking about?
but he isn't a menace! he told me what he came here for.	He told you... Don't be silly, honey -- just because you like the guy.  You realize what this'd mean for us? I'd be the biggest man in the country. I could write my own ticket.
he's a menace to the whole world! it's our duty to turn him in.	But he isn't a menace! He told me what he came here for.
that's what i'm trying to tell you. we mustn't do anything about it. believe me, tom, i know what i'm talking about.	He's a menace to the whole world! It's our duty to turn him in.
important? of course it's important. the point is we can do something about it.	That's what I'm trying to tell you. We mustn't do anything about it. Believe me, Tom, I know what I'm talking about.
you don't understand. you don't realize how important it is.	Important? Of course it's important. The point is we can do something about it.
are you crazy? after what happened today?	You don't understand. You don't realize how important it is.
never mind about that.  you've got to promise me you won't say a word to anybody.	Are you crazy? After what happened today?
how do you know?	Never mind about that.  You've got to promise me you won't say a word to anybody.
all right, tom -- it's true. i know it's true.	How do you know?
helen, he's the man from the space ship!  i had that diamond checked at three different places. nobody on earth's ever seen a stone like that! after what bobby told us, that's enough for me. why is it nobody knows anything about him? why hasn't he got any money?	All right, Tom -- it's true. I know it's true.
what about him?	Helen, he's the man from the space ship!  I had that diamond checked at three different places. Nobody on earth's ever seen a stone like that! After what Bobby told us, that's enough for me. Why is it nobody knows anything about him? Why hasn't he got any money?
i've got some terrific news about your friend, mr. carpenter.	What about him?
come on in.	I've got some terrific news about your friend, Mr. Carpenter.
tom -- i've been trying to get you all afternoon--	Come on in.
i'm at bleeker's getting an appraisal on that diamond. i thought we might have lunch together.	I -- I'm afraid I can't -- not right now. Can I talk to you later?. Yes, that'll be fine. 'Bye.
you think it's all right for you to stay here?	I've got a good lock on my door.  And Bobby's going to sleep in my room tonight.
bobby and i have had enough excitement for tonight.	You think it's all right for you to stay here?
i wonder if we ought to--	Bobby and I have had enough excitement for tonight.
is it real?	Looks real to me.
he's not there.  but look what i found in his room	Is it real?
oh, tom, that was awful.	I'm sorry. I guess I'm just tired of hearing about Mr. Carpenter.  I don't like the way he's attached himself to you and Bobby. After all, what do you know about him?
i was talking to mr. carpenter.	I hope Mr. Carpenter won't think I'm intruding.
the picture starts at eight-fifty.	I was talking to Mr. Carpenter.
i will be in just a minute.	The picture starts at eight-fifty.
you ready?	I will be in just a minute.
hello--	You ready?
you're a good salesman -- but i've got to think about it.	A good insurance salesman wouldn't give you time to think.
the boss is leaving for chicago tomorrow. if i could tell him i was getting married -- with two dependents--	You're a good salesman -- but I've got to think about it.
you know how i feel, tom. i just want to think it over.	The boss is leaving for Chicago tomorrow. If I could tell him I was getting married -- with two dependents--
you still haven't answered my question.	You know how I feel, Tom. I just want to think it over.
it was a wonderful day.	You still haven't answered my question.
well, we could--	There's always somebody here, but today of course they've all got plans.
there's only one thing -- i haven't been able to arrange for anyone to stay with bobby.  i don't suppose we could take him with us?	Well, we could--
we're all set. i picked up some sandwiches and put gas in the car. and the radio's still busted, so me can forget about the space man for today.	There's only one thing -- I haven't been able to arrange for anyone to stay with Bobby.  I don't suppose we could take him with us?
i'm sorry.	I think I'm very lucky. You don't always get a chance to recognize a mistake before you make it.
no. that's all finished.	I'm sorry.
he'll have you -- and tom.	No. That's all finished.
we'll miss you very much -- bobby and i.  he won't have anyone to play with.	He'll have you -- and Tom.
but how -- how long--?	How long will I live?  That no one can say.
this technique, in certain cases, can re-stimulate life for a limited period. it's a refinement of scientific principles known to your own people.	But how -- how long--?
no -- that is a power reserved to the almighty spirit.	This technique, in certain cases, can re-stimulate life for a limited period. It's a refinement of scientific principles known to your own people.
you mean he has the power of life and death?	No -- that is a power reserved to the Almighty Spirit.
i was.	You mean he has the power of life and death?
i -- i thought you were--	I was.
hello.	I -- I thought you were--
"klaatu barada nikto."	Remember those words.
there's no limit to what he could do. he could destroy the earth.  if anything should happen to me, you must go to gort. you must give him this message: "klaatu barada nikto." please repeat that.	"Klaatu barada nikto."
gort?  but he's a robot. i mean -- without you, what could he do?	There's no limit to what he could do. He could destroy the Earth.  If anything should happen to me, you must go to Gort. You must give him this message: "Klaatu barada nikto." Please repeat that.
i'm worried about gort. i'm afraid of what he might do -- if anything should happen to me.	Gort?  But he's a robot. I mean -- without you, what could he do?
it's only a few blocks to barnhardt's.	I'm worried about Gort. I'm afraid of what he might do -- if anything should happen to me.
where is the meeting going to be?	At the ship.
i'm sure barnhardt can arrange to hide me until the meeting.	Where is the meeting going to be?
who?	Tom... He was there last night when Bobby told me what he saw.
no, wait a minute -- there's someone else.	Who?
back to the boardinghouse. i'll be safe there for the afternoon -- and i can keep an eye on bobby. he's the only other person who knows anything about--	No, wait a minute -- there's someone else.
where are you going now?	Back to the boardinghouse. I'll be safe there for the afternoon -- and I can keep an eye on Bobby. He's the only other person who knows anything about--
yes -- just exactly.	Where are you going now?
it must be twelve-thirty.	Yes -- Just exactly.
i can see no other hope for your planet. if the meeting should fail, then i'm afraid there is no hope.	It must be twelve-thirty.
you hold great hope for this meeting.	I can see no other hope for your planet. If the meeting should fail, then I'm afraid there is no hope.
why not?	You see -- the electricity's been neutralized -- all over the world.
it won't work.	Why not?
we could try pushing the other buttons.  i have a flashlight in my purse.	It won't work.
we'll be stuck here for a little while -- about thirty minutes.	We could try pushing the other buttons.  I have a flashlight in my purse.
just twelve.	We'll be stuck here for a little while -- about thirty minutes.
what time is it?	Just twelve.
what happened?	What time is it?
before i ask you to be honest with me, perhaps i should be completely honest with you--	What happened?
what is it you want?	Before I ask you to be honest with me, perhaps I should be completely honest with you--
i -- i didn't really pay much attention--  bobby has such an active imagination.	Did you believe what he told you?  I have a reason for asking this -- a very important reason.
i want to know what he told you last night.	I -- I didn't really pay much attention--  Bobby has such an active imagination.
yes--?	I want to know what he told you last night.
i saw bobby this morning before he went to school--	Yes--?
i -- i was just going to lunch.	May I walk out with you?
may i see you for a minute?	I -- I was Just going to lunch.
oh -- hello--	May I see you for a minute?
mr. carpenter, i--  goodnight.	Goodnight, my dear.
excuse me. i was just going up to my room.	Goodnight, Mr. Carpenter.
mr. carpenter -- this is none of my business, but -- why did that detective come here last night?	Oh -- they just wanted to ask me a few questions. Bobby and I tried to see Professor Barnhardt in the afternoon, but he wasn't in. Apparently they thought I was looking for secrets of some kind.
warm and friendly and intelligent--  you know -- he's the only real friend i've made since i've been here.	Mr. Carpenter -- this is none of my business, but -- why did that detective come here last night?
naturally i think so.	Warm and friendly and intelligent--  You know -- he's the only real friend I've made since I've been here.
he's a fine boy, mrs. benson.	Naturally I think so.
he has his homework to keep him occupied.	He's a fine boy, Mrs. Benson.
bobby's the only person i know who isn't -- jittery.	He has his homework to keep him occupied.
jittery is the word.	Bobby's the only person I know who isn't -- Jittery.
everyone seems so--	Jittery is the word.
i don't know how to thank you.	I enjoyed every minute of it.
well, he's not here. and he won't be back till this evening.  i think you'd better leave now. unruffled, klaatu turns to the desk and scribbles something on a scratch pad. he tears off the piece of paper and hands it to hilda.	You might keep this.  I think the professor will want to get in touch with me.
we came to see professor barnhardt.	Well, he's not here. And he won't be back till this evening.  I think you'd better leave now. Unruffled, Klaatu turns to the desk and scribbles something on a scratch pad. He tears off the piece of paper and hands it to Hilda.
how did you get in here? and what do you want?	We came to see Professor Barnhardt.
he'll catch on to it in no time now.	How did you get in here? And what do you want?
how dare you write on that blackboard!  do you realize the professor has been working on that problem for weeks?	He'll catch on to it in no time now.
no -- no, thanks.	I'd give you a very good price.
would you like to sell it?	No -- no, thanks.
you sure about that?	Would you like to sell it?
there are no diamonds like this -- any place in the world.	You sure about that?
that's what i wanted you to tell me.	There are no diamonds like this -- any place in the world.
i have never seen such a stone. will you please tell me where it came from?	That's what I wanted you to tell me.
is it worth anything?	I have never seen such a stone. Will you please tell me where it came from?
may i suggest that you call the professor?	Get going, will you, Brady -- before I get mad!
how long will that take?	They can tell right away. They've got a couple of doctors who saw this man in the hospital.  Take him over to G2.
people get hysterical enough, they do anything.  look, mr. carpenter -- if you can't identify yourself, i got to send you over to the army.	How long will that take?
they would have killed this man?	People get hysterical enough, they do anything.  Look, Mr. Carpenter -- if you can't identify yourself, I got to send you over to the Army.
okay -- book him and get him fixed up.  looks like everybody's goin' nuts.	They would have killed this man?
well, how do i know who you are?	You don't.
no -- i'm afraid not.	Well, how do I know who you are?
your name's carpenter -- that right?  any identification, mr. carpenter? driver's license -- social security number?	No -- I'm afraid not.
it's really quite simple... the three- body problem, you know.	Your name's Carpenter -- that right?  Any identification, Mr. Carpenter? Driver's license -- social security number?
but i suppose you know the answer.	It's really quite simple... The three- body problem, you know.
in this case the secret wouldn't be worth much. he doesn't know the answer himself.	But I suppose you know the answer.
i suppose you know that barnhardt does a lot of secret work for the army.	In this case the secret wouldn't be worth much. He doesn't know the answer himself.
that's right.	I suppose you know that Barnhardt does a lot of secret work for the Army.
oh, i see. he was having trouble and you were helping him out.	That's right.
i was only trying to be helpful. he was having difficulty with a problem.	Oh, I see. He was having trouble and you were helping him out.
the professor's secretary says she found you in barnhardt's room, making marks on his blackboard.	I was only trying to be helpful. He was having difficulty with a problem.
time to activate plan b.	What's Plan B?
well... we blew plan a.	Time to activate Plan B.
they're gaining on us!	You gotta drive!
burn rubber does not mean <u>warp</u> <u>speed</u>!	We blew it, Edgar!  We lost it!
we don't ride with vampires.	Fine!  Stay here!
<u>i'll</u> have to drive!	We don't ride with vampires.
they wouldn't be out in the daytime.	Exactly how many vampires have you actually destroyed?
he's my brother.	You better get a garlic T-shirt, buddy.
why not?	He's my brother.
yeah.	He's a vampire alright.
salt sticks to the bottom of his feet.	Yeah.
can't stand light?	Wears sunglasses in the <u>house</u>.
all day.	Can't stand light?
think of this more as a survival manual... there's our number on the back, and pray that you never need to call us.	I'm gonna pray that I never need to call you.
i don't like horror comics.	Think of this more as a survival manual... there's our number on the back, and pray that you never need to call us.
we're fighters for truth, justice, and the american way.	You better get some fresh air.
yeah, you think we just work in a comic book store for our dad, huh?	This isn't a comic book store, right.  It's a bakery.
how do you like santa carla?	It's a pretty cool place if you're a Martian.
i don't like horror comics.	This one could save your life.
just passing through santa carla?	No, I'm a resident as of today and you'll probably be seeing a lot of me... I've been collecting comic books all my life... perhaps you'd like to see my collection?
the meanest!	The baddest!
we are awesome monster-bashers!	The meanest!
maximum body-count.	We are awesome monster-bashers!
death to all vampires!	Maximum body-count.
you know what?  you're absolutely right.	Death to all vampires!
those two we brought back with us. the girl and the kid.  i don't trust 'em.  i say we terminate 'em while we can.	You know what?  You're absolutely right.
whattaya mean?	Those two we brought back with us. The girl and the kid.  I don't trust 'em.  I say we terminate 'em while we can.
<u>four</u> to go.	Whattaya mean?
two down and two to go.	<u>Four</u> to go.
man, we totally annihilated his night-stalkin' ass!	Two down and two to go.
did you see that sucker burn?!	Man, we totally annihilated his night-stalkin' ass!
good.	That's just the way we like it.
they're looking at us.	They're gonna book us.
we unraveled in the face of the enemy!	They pulled a mind-scramble on us, man!  It wasn't our fault! They opened their eyes and talked!
shut up!	We unraveled in the face of the enemy!
should i run him through?	I've only got one question for you, and I want an honest answer.  Have you taken any human victims yet?
the nightcrawler.  the bloodsucker.	El Vampiro.
the prince of darkness.	The nightcrawler.  The bloodsucker.
okay.  where's nosferatu?	The Prince of Darkness.
all together?	Zero.
santa carla has become a haven for the undead.	As a matter of fact, we're almost certain that ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at City Hall.
we've been aware of some very serious vampire activity in this town for a long time.	Santa Carla has become a haven for the undead.
what is this, david?	You're one of us, now -- aren't you?
if you ever want to see star again, then you better come with us.	What is this, David?
where's star, david?!	If you ever want to see Star again, then you better come with us.
hey, take it easy.	Where's Star, David?!
where is she?!	Hey, take it easy.
what's going' on?	What's goin' on, Marko?
i'm my own man.	Get your bike.  We're going someplace.
don't!  stop!	Why?  They're only noodles.
what?...	You're eating maggots.  How do they taste?
so how do you like those maggots, michael?	What?...
we were gonna grab some food.	Good idea.  Marko.  We're hungry.
i can't beat a triumph.	You don't have to beat me, Michael.  Just try to keep up.
c'mon, star.  climb on.	Star?...
that's right.	C'mon, Star.  Climb on.
honda 250, huh?	That's right.
we still going?	Honda 250, huh?
i will, david!	No, Star.  Put it down.  Put it down.
you can't kill me, star.	I will, David!
look.	You're almost one of us now, Michael.
leave him alone.	Sorry, Michael.  No hard feelings, huh?  Here.  Try these noodles.
c'mon, michael.  i want to go.	No.  Stick around.
with him?	Yeah.
for a ride.	With him?
where you going?	For a ride.
what happens in tow and a half hours?	The dun goes down and they'll be comin' for us.
we don't have one yet.  and we only have two and a half hours to come up with one.	What happens in tow and a half hours?
no, nanook!  quiet!	Your dog knows flesh-eaters when he smells 'em!
what?	There's a cop behind us.
oh, no...	What?
i thought they'd be in coffins.	That's exactly what this place is. One great big coffin.  Let's stake 'em.
vampires, my friend.  vampires.	I thought they'd be in coffins.
what's that smell!?	Vampires, my friend.  Vampires.
just so you know:  if you try to stop us, or vamp-out in any way, i'll stake you without thinking twice about it.	Chill out Edgar.
he's telling the truth!  aren't you, michael?	To free you, we must destroy the leader of the vampires.
he's not glowing.	Hit the lights again.
i wish they were vampires so i could nuke them in their hearts.	How do you know they're not?
that is very probable.  what's your reasoning?	Well... he only shows up at the store after dark.  And today, his dog attacked my mom.  Listen to this.  From <u>Vampires</u> <u>Everywhere</u>...  'Vampires require a daytime protector -- a <u>Guardian</u> -- to watch over them as they sleep. For it is during the day that the vampire is most vulnerable. Since they hold sway over animals, <u>fierce dogs -- the hounds of Hell</u> <u>-- are often employed for this</u> <u>purpose</u>.'
i have something to tell you guys.  not only is my own brother showing systems of being a vampire... but now i'm convinced my mother's <u>dating</u> one!	That is very probable.  What's your reasoning?
get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it through his heart.	I can't do that!
bad breath?  long fingernails?	His fingernails are longer, but he always has bad breath.
this is just our cover.  we're dedicated to a higher purpose.	Now I get it... you're like those people in the airport trying to get you to give them money. You're part of a cult.
are you guys sniffing old newsprint or something?	You think you're cool, don't you? You think you know what's really happening, don't you?  Well, you don't know shit, buddy.
or a vampire.	Are you guys sniffing old newsprint or something?
where the hell are you from, kryton???	Phoenix actually and these Bullwinkle and...
and these archies should be over here with the richie rich's.	Where the hell are you from, Kryton???
don't go out there!  stop him!	Sam, don't --
i said, <u>i'll take you there</u>. nobody's going near star without me.	Okay, okay.
i don't want names!  just lead me to him.  where's their nest?	I'll take you there.
david.	I don't want names!  Just lead me to him.  Where's their nest?
of course not!	If you're telling the truth, it means we can save you.
'again'?  dad... you haven't had company in this house since mom died eight years ago.	Right.  An' now we're having company <u>again</u>.  I'll take mine to go.
max?  you men we're having company again?	'Again'?  Dad... you haven't had company in this house since Mom died eight years ago.
i told max eight o'clock.	Max?  You men we're having company again?
smells good.  when do we eat?	I told Max eight o'clock.
dad!  don't sneak up on people like that!	It's called the Indian walk. Walkin' without makin' a sound.
closet monster!?	Dad!  Don't sneak up on people like that!
i can't sleep with the closet door open, either.  not even a crack.  your father doesn't mind, though. it could be wide open for all he cared.  i think one of the reasons i divorced him was because he never believed... in the horror... of the <u>closet monster</u>!	Closet monster!?
ouch, my hair...	When I dressed like you do now, you threw me out of the house. I used to hate your short hair and your uptight suits... then I went ahead and married one... I went Yuppie and you became a hippie... Were still out of synch.
a big legal war wasn't going to improve anybody's situation.  we've all been through enough.  besides i was raised better than that. thanks for having us, dad.	Ouch, my hair...
lucy, you're the only woman i ever knew didn't improve her situation by getting divorced.	A big legal war wasn't going to improve anybody's situation.  We've all been through enough.  Besides I was raised better than that. Thanks for having us, Dad.
i guess so.  she said not to be late.	I better get cleaned up, then.
did we have a date tonight?	I guess so.  She said not to be late.
grandpa, the widow johnson called. she said to pick her up a seven instead of eight.	Did we have a date tonight?
i thought we were goin' into town.	I hate goin' into town.  That's about as close to town as I like to get.
are we havin' fun or what?	I thought we were goin' into town.
been fixin' to build me fence one of these days.  bought all the materials, then put it off... for about ten years.  well, one more day won't hurt. wanna go into town with me?	Great.  I wanna get some new comics.
oh... i was just... having a look at your truck.  what's all that wood in there for?	Been fixin' to build me fence one of these days.  Bought all the materials, then put it off... for about ten years.  Well, one more day won't hurt. Wanna go into town with me?
whatcha doin' over here?	Oh... I was just... having a look at your truck.  What's all that wood in there for?
good!	Whatcha doin' over here?
gotta keep in practice.  it's a dyin' art.	Good!
grandpa, stop doin' the indian walk!	Gotta keep in practice.  It's a dyin' art.
thanks, grandpa...	Lots more where he came from.
you have a t.v.?	No, I just like to read the <u>T.V.</u> <u>Guide</u>.  Read the <u>T.V. Guide</u>, you don't need a T.V...
... and stay outta here.	You have a T.V.?
i like michael.	You better not like him too much.
you like michael.	I like Michael.
promise me you'll keep it that way.  you're not like the others, laddie.  you're like me.  i can still remember, too.	You like Michael.
no.  just you.	Promise me you'll keep it that way.  You're not like the others, Laddie.  You're like me.  I can still remember, too.
you didn't tell david?	No.  Just you.
no, laddie.  it was a <u>memory</u>.	You didn't tell David?
it was a dream, star.	No, Laddie.  It was a <u>memory</u>.
laddie... you can <u>still</u> remember. you can still remember home.	It was a dream, Star.
i know it was them, star.  i'm sure of it.  he was working in the yard -- hammering something.  the yard was big with lots of grass.  there was no boardwalk and no ocean.  she was bringing him something cold to drink... and had red hair.  i was there, too.  and a dog -- but i don't know its name.  i was running and the dog was chasing me. then i turned around and chased the dog.  they were watching me. drinking their cold drinks and laughing.  and i was laughing, too.	Laddie... you can <u>still</u> remember. You can still remember home.
who, laddie?	I know it was them, Star.  I'm sure of it.  He was working in the yard -- hammering something.  The yard was big with lots of grass.  There was no boardwalk and no ocean.  She was bringing him something cold to drink... and had red hair.  I was there, too.  And a dog -- but I don't know its name.  I was running and the dog was chasing me. Then I turned around and chased the dog.  They were watching me. Drinking their cold drinks and laughing.  And I was laughing, too.
i had the dream again about <u>them</u>.	Who, Laddie?
hi... i'm laddie.	This is Michael.
michael!...	Get out, Mom!  Run!
i <u>didn't</u> invite you in this time!	Michael!...
there's only three weeks left of summer, michael.  things are going to change around here when school starts.	Gotta go, Mom.
can't.  got plans of my own.	There's only three weeks left of summer, Michael.  Things are going to change around here when school starts.
max is coming for dinner, michael. i'd like you to meet him.	Can't.  Got plans of my own.
wait a minute, kiddo.	Mom... please.
i'm tired now.	Wait a minute, kiddo.
-- if there's a girl, we could talk about her.	I'm tired now.
then let's act like friends. let's talk.  i know this is a new place, and --	-- If there's a girl, we could talk about her.
we are...	Then let's act like friends. Let's talk.  I know this is a new place, and --
does that mean we are, or we aren't?	We are...
sure.	Does that mean we are, or we aren't?
okay?	Okay.
grandpa has plans of his own.  michael, i want you to do this. everybody has been bending over backwards for you.  you come home late.  you sleep in to the middle of the day -- sam is always alone. you do exactly what you want... tonight do what i want for a change.	Okay?
i watch him all day.  the only time i have more myself is at night.  let grandpa watch him.	Grandpa has plans of his own.  Michael, I want you to do this. Everybody has been bending over backwards for you.  You come home late.  You sleep in to the middle of the day -- Sam is always alone. You do exactly what you want... tonight do what I want for a change.
michael, will you do me a favor this evening?  will you stay home with sam tonight?  i'm meeting max for dinner after work.	I watch him all day.  The only time I have more myself is at night.  Let Grandpa watch him.
no.  i'm up.	Michael, will you do me a favor this evening?  Will you stay home with Sam tonight?  I'm meeting Max for dinner after work.
michael, are you still in bed?	No.  I'm up.
i get off in another twenty minutes.  i thought maybe we'd all get a bite together.	I'll pass.
see you later.	I get off in another twenty minutes.  I thought maybe we'd all get a bite together.
i'll hitch.	Oh, no, you won't.
bring your own wheels tomorrow night and you can stay as long as you want... well 'til eleven thirty maybe.	I'll hitch.
it's early.  why do we have to go home?	Bring your own wheels tomorrow night and you can stay as long as you want... well 'til eleven thirty maybe.
he's just a deep sleeper.	He's not breathing, Mom.
he looks dead.	He's just a deep sleeper.
for what.	For everything.
still mad at me?	For what.
mom!	What happened?  Is everybody all right?!
ohmygod...	Mom!
there's nothing wrong with max.  i don't know why you don't --	-- I'm not talking about Max!  To hell with Max!
no, i'm not...	There's nothing wrong with Max.  I don't know why you don't --
not another word!  i can't believe you're doing this.  i'm going to see max tonight and you're trying to ruin it for me again.	No, I'm not...
but, mom...	Not another word!  I can't believe you're doing this.  I'm going to see Max tonight and you're trying to ruin it for me again.
stop it, sam.  stop it right now!	But, Mom...
this is not a joke.  they know that we know about them.  they're coming to the house as soon as it gets dark!	Stop it, Sam.  Stop it right now!
not funny, sam!	This is not a joke.  They know that we know about them.  They're coming to the house as soon as it gets dark!
vampires, mom!  everywhere! you've got to tell the police! the newspapers!  the tv stations! they'll listen to you.  they'll believe you...  you're a <u>mom</u>!	Not funny, Sam!
what did you say?	Vampires, Mom!  Everywhere! You've got to tell the police! The newspapers!  The TV stations! They'll listen to you.  They'll believe you...  you're a <u>mom</u>!
oh, no.  now what?	Must be a circuit breaker.
nanook, stop breathin' on me.	C'mere, Nanook.
well if we're in your way we can just eat peanut butter out of the jar in the kitchen.	No, no... there's plenty for everybody... Oh, Max, this is Sam... and the Frog Brothers...
ah... i didn't know you were having guests...	Well if we're in your way we can just eat peanut butter out of the jar in the kitchen.
these are my dinner guests. edgar and alan.  the frog brothers.	Ah... I didn't know you were having guests...
do you mind?  it was a real scary comic.	Okay.  Have you been eating pizza?  You smell like garlic.
in here?	Do you mind?  It was a real scary comic.
can i sleep in here with you tonight?	In here?
where's michael?	He's already gone to bed.
sorry, mom.  it was a mistake. i thought i saw something out the window.  i was reading this horror comic and i guess i go a little carried away...	Where's Michael?
sam!  what happened!?  you had me scared to death.  are you all right?	Sorry, Mom.  It was a mistake. I thought I saw something out the window.  I was reading this horror comic and I guess I go a little carried away...
what's wrong?  tell me.	We can't talk about it on the phone.
mom.  i think we've got to have a long talk about something?	What's wrong?  Tell me.
sam.  is everything all right?	Mom.  I think we've got to have a long talk about something?
lights out, sam.	Soon as I finish this comic.  Okay?
i guess no one cares what i got a job.	Can we get a T.V.?
he met a girl.	I guess no one cares what I got a job.
help me, mom.  help.	Soon.
you've heard this story before?	So many times, I'm starting to think it happened to me.
when you ran away from home, hitch- hiked to berkeley, spent the night in golden gate park and begged for spare change in the morning?	You've heard this story before?
i thought we were poor.	Not that poor.
tell them to get something to eat.	I thought we were poor.
that's the boardwalk, sam.	Can we go now, huh? LUCY Maybe later.  Grandpa's expecting us.
mom, there's an amusement park right on the beach!	That's the boardwalk, Sam.
smells like something died.	Guys, I know it hasn't been easy... the divorce and now the move...  but I think you're really going to like living in Santa Carla...
ocean air!	Smells like something died.
what's that smell?	Ocean air!
we're getting close...	What's that smell?
will somebody please tell me what this is all about!?	It's you I was after all along, Lucy.  To be our day time guardian. I knew if we could bring Sam and Michael into the faimly, there'd be no way you could say no.
max... what are you talking about?	It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy.  One big happy family.  My boys... and <u>yours</u>.
i thought you said they needed discipline?	Well... what do I know?  I'm a bachelor.  Lucy... this is going to be a very special night, I promise you.
let me tell you something about boys.  they're like weeds.  they grow best when they're ignored.	I thought you said they needed discipline?
no, no.  just worrying about my boys -- as usual.	Let me tell you something about boys.  They're like weeds.  They grow best when they're ignored.
something the matter?	No, no.  Just worrying about my boys -- as usual.
i hope so.	Something the matter?
maybe this is the night where everything finally goes right for a change.	I hope so.
he doesn't walk all over me.	I don't want to fight with you, Lucy.  Come on.  Let's give it one more try.  Dinner at my house, tomorrow night.  I'm cooking.
boys sam's age need a good deal of discipline, or they walk all over you.	He doesn't walk all over me.
i don't understand sam.  he's just not like this.	Boys Sam's age need a good deal of discipline, or they walk all over you.
our batting average isn't very good is it?  so far we're zero for two.	I don't understand Sam.  He's just not like this.
i'm really sorry, max.	Our batting average isn't very good is it?  So far we're zero for two.
max!  what's wrong?	It's <u>garlic</u>!!  I like garlic, but...
this looks terrific, lucy.	Boy!  <u>Somebody</u> areound here sure has bad breath!
you're thinking of the groom not seeing the bride before the wedding.	Oh, right.  I always gets those two confused.
is it okay for the guest to see the food before the dinner?	You're thinking of the groom not seeing the bride before the wedding.
yeah.  runaways, mostly.  they come from all over.  attracted by the boardwalk and the ocean.  lucy... listen i know i have no right to ask you this... but don't look for another job just yet... i mean besides being the best employee i have... i think you're cute.	I hear this is the decade for cute.
i guess if i had my choice, i'd like to do something that involves children.  work with kids in some way.  teenagers, maybe.  and santa carla seems to be full of them.	Yeah.  Runaways, mostly.  They come from all over.  Attracted by the boardwalk and the ocean.  Lucy... listen I know I have no right to ask you this... but don't look for another job just yet... I mean besides being the best employee I have... I think you're cute.
but i don't think it's what you really want to do, is it?	I guess if I had my choice, I'd like to do something that involves children.  Work with kids in some way.  Teenagers, maybe.  And Santa Carla seems to be full of them.
you seem like a terrific guy, max, and i'm grateful for the job...	But I don't think it's what you really want to do, is it?
so, i've met the one woman on the planet who's going to hold my success against me.	You seem like a terrific guy, Max, and I'm grateful for the job...
ohm i would have been... one marriage ago.	So, I've met the one woman on the planet who's going to hold my success against me.
not impressed, are you?	Ohm I would have been... one marriage ago.
you're cute, max.	I know.  It's so 'Eighties.'  It's the Cute Decade.
say hello to thorn.	Hi, Thorn.
-- a job.	Do I look that needy?
i'm not looking for a tape.  what i need is --	-- a job.
so what can i help you find tonight, lucy?  we've got it all.  best selection in santa carla.	I'm not looking for a tape.  What I need is --
lucy.	So what can I help you find tonight, Lucy?  We've got it all.  Best selection in Santa Carla.
you've got a generous nature.  i like that in a person.  my name is max.	Lucy.
michael invited me in.  never invite a vampire into your house. it renders you powerless.	What?!  Did you know that!?
but you passed the test!	Michael invited me in.  Never invite a vampire into your house. It renders you powerless.
i am?	Yeah.  I'm not trying to replace your Dad... or steal your Mom.  I just want to be your friend.
does it burn?	Burn??  Are you kidding?  It's freezing!
how about a little parmesan cheese on that?	Okay, Sam.  Thanks.
it's gone.  i feel it!	So do I!
they'll be coming for laddie and me, won't they?	They'll be coming for <u>all</u> of us.
huh?	Save Laddie first.
take laddie.	Huh?
you've got to put this on.	Take laddie.
david's looking for me... i have to go.	You're not going anywhere...  Sam...
i'm weak... soon i'll need to feed.	David's looking for me... I have to go.
i know, i've felt it...	I'm weak... Soon I'll need to feed.
it's not too late for you to be saved... but each night... it becomes harder and harder for me to resist killing...	I know, I've felt it...
then it's not too late for us...	It's not too late for you to be saved... but each night... it becomes harder and harder for me to resist killing...
because i love you...	Then it's not too late for us...
why not?	Because I love you...
not yet... you're like laddie and me... half-vampires... you're not a full vampire until you've made your first kill... you were supposed to be mine... but i couldn't, michael.	Why not?
that night in the cave -- that wasn't wine they gave me to drink... it was blood!  david's blood.  i'm one of them, star!  i'm just like them!	Not yet... You're like Laddie and me... Half-vampires... You're not a full vampire until you've made your first kill... You were supposed to be mine... but I couldn't, Michael.
yes... and i'm to blame for it. if you hadn't met me... if i hadn't liked you... i tried to warn you...	That night in the cave -- that wasn't wine they gave me to drink... it was blood!  David's blood.  I'm one of them, Star!  I'm just like them!
do you know where david took me tonight, star?  do you?!	Yes... and I'm to blame for it. If you hadn't met me... if I hadn't liked you... I tried to warn you...
i have to talk to you.  can i come up?	Okay.
when?	Tonight.  At the boardwalk...
have to sleep.  have to sleep, michael.	When?
i have to talk to you.  please wake up.	Have to sleep.  Have to sleep, Michael.
let's go see them.	No... no, everything's different now...
no.  they've made me one of them, but i miss my family.	Let's go see them.
now you and david...	No.  They've made me one of them, but I miss my family.
i used to fight with my family all the time... just got fed up and ran away.	Now you and David...
i wouldn't have given my mom such a hard time about moving here if i'd known i was going to meet you.	I used to fight with my family all the time... just got fed up and ran away.
don't be a baby.  that didn't hurt and you know it.	I wouldn't have given my Mom such a hard time about moving here if I'd known I was going to meet you.
ouch.	Don't be a baby.  That didn't hurt and you know it.
are you hungry?  wanna get something to eat?	Okay.
sort of.  we used to come here summers when i was kid.  now we're here on a permanent basis.	Are you hungry?  Wanna get something to eat?
i guess you're new around here.	Sort of.  We used to come here summers when I was kid.  Now we're here on a permanent basis.
michael's great.  i like michael.	I guess you're new around here.
i'm michael.	Michael's great.  I like Michael.
me, too.	I'm Michael.
ex-hippies.  my mom was one.   i came this close to being called moon child, or moon beam or something.  but star's great.  i <u>like</u> star.	Me, too.
what do you mean?	Ex-hippies.  My mom was one.   I came this close to being called Moon Child, or Moon Beam or something.  But Star's great.  I <u>like</u> Star.
oh.  your folks, too, huh?	What do you mean?
star.	Oh.  Your folks, too, huh?
what's your name?	Star.
if you want your ear pierced, i'll do it.	What's your name?
hi...	If you want your ear pierced, I'll do it.
okay.  talk.	I just wanted to... I, uh...
well... yeah.  sure.	Okay.  Talk.
did you want to talk to me?	Well... yeah.  Sure.
well, i...	Did you want to talk to me?
are you following me?	Well, I...
what's the matter?	I... I don't feel any differently.  Do you?
michael!  get behind the wheel.	Huh?...
who are you calling?	The Marines.
don't kill anybody until we get back to you...	Who are you calling?
star.	Don't kill anybody until we get back to you...
it's that girl from the boardwalk. is she one of them?	I don't know.
i don't know, michael.  this is not like breaking a lamp or getting a 'd'.	Just for a few days, Sam.  Give me a chance to work this out by myself.
no!  we can't tell mom!  please, sam.  don't tell her.	I don't know, Michael.  This is not like breaking a lamp or getting a 'D'.
what about mom?	No!  We can't tell Mom!  Please, Sam.  Don't tell her.
we've got to stick together, sam. you've got to help me.	What about Mom?
what??	Look at your reflection in the mirror!!
he was protecting <u>you</u>!	What??
what did you to do him, michael? why did he bite you?	He was protecting <u>you</u>!
nothing!  i didn't hurt him.  <u>he</u> bit <u>me</u>!  this is <u>my</u> blood!	What did you to do him, Michael? Why did he bite you?
what about nonook?  what have you done to nanook?!  what have you done to my dog, you asshole?!	Nothing!  I didn't hurt him.  <u>He</u> bit <u>me</u>!  This is <u>my</u> blood!
nanook...	What about Nonook?  What have you done to Nanook?!  What have you done to my dog, you asshole?!
what happened, michael!?	Nanook...
don't turn on the light.	What happened, Michael!?
michael?	Don't turn on the light.
piss off.	You have such a great personality, Michael.   You should open your own charm school.
lose the earring, michael.  it's not happening.  it's just not happening.	Piss off.
don't bother.	Lose the earring, Michael.  It's not happening.  It's just not happening.
i'm making you a sandwich.	Don't bother.
mom's home?...	No.  On the phone.
wanna go to the comic book store?	No.
i told you it was pretty weird chinese food.	Wanna go to the comic book store?
the bottoms of your feet are covered with salt.	I told you it was pretty weird Chinese food.
no.  why?	The bottoms of your feet are covered with salt.
did you spill something?	No.  Why?
what would that make mom?	You're right... not even to mention you and me.
you don't suppose grandpa's an alien, do you?	What would that make Mom?
i can't remember much after the chinese food that looked like maggots.	You don't suppose Grandpa's an alien, do you?
what did <u>you</u> do last night?  you look wasted.	I can't remember much after the Chinese food that looked like maggots.
you're supposed to watch me and entertain me, and make me appreciate the brief but happy years of childhood.	Entertain yourself.
go away.	You're supposed to watch me and entertain me, and make me appreciate the brief but happy years of childhood.
do i have to do this?	Come on, Sam, you know before there were malls there was 'like the ocean.'
mom, you hitched all the way to berkeley once, remember?	Mom, just give me five more minutes. Just five minutes, okay?
then what's the rush?  you're chasing that girl, why don't you just admit it?  i'm at the mercy of your sex glands!	Don't you have something better to do than follow me around all night?
nowhere.	Then what's the rush?  You're chasing that girl, why don't you just admit it?  I'm at the mercy of your sex glands!
where are we going?	Nowhere.
you're beautiful.	Wanna change my hair, my clothes, my face.
i was here first.	Okay.  I'll flip you for it.
this room is mine.	I was here first.
hey, sam, we're flat broke.	Even poor people have T.V.s
grandpa does not own a t.v.  have you noticed?  there's no t.v. santa carla has no malls, no cineplexes and now i won't even have mtv.  i will not know anything hip happening anymore.	Hey, Sam, we're flat broke.
will you give mom a break?	Grandpa does not own a T.V.  Have you noticed?  There's no T.V. Santa Carla has no malls, no Cineplexes and now I won't even have MTV.  I will not know anything hip happening anymore.
i'm so excited i just can't hide it.  i'm about to lode control and i think i like it.	Will you give Mom a break?
this is kind of a cool place.	I'm so excited I just can't hide it.  I'm about to lode control and I think I like it.
what!?  he <u>can</u> and i <u>can't</u>?!  no fair!!	That's okay, Mom.  I can see it later.  I'll help you unload.
where these tracks headed?	Nowhere... Just straight to the ocean.
dogs don't eat each other.	I know.
maybe dinner.	Dogs don't eat each other.
all right... box of dynamite... box of thermite... three shotguns... box of flares... two flare guns... thirty cans gasoline... and a case of alcohol.	Let's load 'em.
pretty nasty out, mac.  thirty-five knots.	Screw it, I'm going up anyway.
what do you want from us?	Just listen.
sixteen.	And the horse you rode in on. Sixteen for how long?!  You can't predict this time of year...
what the hell you looking at me like that for?	Nothing.  Nothing at all.
ah... he was hurt bad.  bullet nicked an artery... i don't know... an hour... hour and a half...	What the hell you looking at me like that for?
how long were you with the dog? alone, i mean?	Ah... He was hurt bad.  Bullet nicked an artery... I don't know... An hour... hour and a half...
don't know.  looked for him for a bit... couldn't find him.	You're saying he wasn't put into the kennel until the night?
well, where was he?  where did he go?	Don't know.  Looked for him for a bit... couldn't find him.
well, after i worked on him -- thought i'd let him rest.  left the room for a bit.  when i came back, he was gone.	Well, where was he?  Where did he go?
what was he doing in the rec room?	Well, after I worked on him -- thought I'd let him rest.  Left the room for a bit.  When I came back, he was gone.
yeah.	What was he doing in the rec room?
that night?	Yeah.
no.  just that he recovered real quick... that night when i found him in the rec room, he had already scraped off his bandage.  before i put him with the others, i redressed his wound and noticed it had healed up real good...	That night?
clark, did you notice anything strange about that dog?  just anything at all?  any little thing?	No.  Just that he recovered real quick... That night when I found him in the rec room, he had already scraped off his bandage.  Before I put him with the others, I redressed his wound and noticed it had healed up real good...
what do you mean "got" to the dog?	It was a life form that was able to imitate and reproduce, whatever it ate or absorbed, cell for cell.
you can't let anybody leave!	I've got six dead Norwegians on my hands, a burned up flying saucer, and we've just destroyed the scientific find of the century.  Now fuck off!
damn you, blair!  you've already got everybody half-hysterical around here.	You can't let anybody leave!
don't you understand?!  that thing didn't want to become a dog...	Damn you, Blair!  You've already got everybody half-hysterical around here.
listen to me, garry.  please...	If the weather clears enough before we reach anybody -- I'm sending you and Doc up to MacMurdo...
anybody sick?	No, I... I don't mean infection... or disease...
... it could have gotten to somebody...	Anybody sick?
so what's our problem?	Well... there's still some cell activity... it's not entirely dead yet.
look, i know it's hard to believe...	So what's our problem?
sure.  you think there's a connection?	Maybe.
i've asked him to try and locate the site.  okay with you?	Sure.  You think there's a connection?
couldn't make much of it myself.	I've asked him to try and locate the site.  Okay with you?
was that dog, the norwegian dog?	I just can't comprehend any of this. It was just a dog.
and i don't want any more food with sedatives in it.  i know what you're up to.  don't think i don't.  and if anyone tries to get in here -- i've got rope.  i'll hang myself before it gets to me.	You promise?
now why'd you go and...	And I don't want any more food with sedatives in it.  I know what you're up to.  Don't think I don't.  And if anyone tries to get in here -- I've got rope.  I'll hang myself before it gets to me.
well, who the hell you think wants to get in there with you?	Now why'd you go and...
nobody's getting in here.  you can tell them all that!	Well, who the hell you think wants to get in there with you?
what you doin'?	Nobody's getting in here.  You can tell them all that!
finish what?	... I think the whole process would have taken an hour... maybe more. And then I suppose both would have changed back to dog form.
whatever that norwegian dog was... it... it was capable of changing its form...  ... when it attacked our dog... it somehow was able to digest... or... absorb it... and in the process shaped its own cells to imitate our dog's cells exactly...  ... this for instance isn't dog at all -- it's imitation... we got to it before it had time to finish or...	Finish what?
fuchs...?  no, it's not fuchs... you must let me back in... i won't harm anyone... i promise...	We'll see...
have you come across fuchs?	Fuchs...?  No, it's not Fuchs... You must let me back in... I won't harm anyone... I promise...
i've changed my mind... i'd... i'd like to come back inside... i don't want to stay out here any more... funny things... i hear funny things out here.	Have you come across Fuchs?
what?	Watch him close.  Ask him why he didn't kennel the dog.
watch clark.	What?
know what you mean, blair.  trust is a tough thing to come by these days. just trust in the lord.	Watch Clark.
i don't know who to trust.	Know what you mean, Blair.  Trust is a tough thing to come by these days. Just trust in the Lord.
how you doin', old boy?	I don't know who to trust.
look blair, maybe you're right about this.  but we've got to be rational. we've got to talk this over.  i'm unarmed and i'm coming in.	No, you're not!  I don't trust any of you!
... can't you see...?  if one cell of this thing got out it could imitate every living thing on earth. nothing could stop it!  nothing!	Look Blair, maybe you're right about this.  But we've got to be rational. We've got to talk this over.  I'm unarmed and I'm coming in.
too damn dangerous.	... You think this Thing wants to become an animal?  Dogs can't make it 1000 miles to the sea.  No skua gulls to imitate this time of year... No penguins this far inland... Don't you understand?!  It wanted to become us!
he's so close.  maybe our best chance to blow him away.	No.  Just let him freeze out there.
why you so damn anxious to let him in here...	He's so close.  Maybe our best chance to blow him away.
let's open it.  now...	Why you so damn anxious to let him in here...
let's open it.	Hell no.
could have been anytime.  anywhere.	If it did get to him.
why didn't it imitate fuchs?  isn't that its number -- to get more recruits.	Wasn't enough time.  Generator was out, what...?  Thirty minutes. Takes the bastards an hour, maybe two to absorb somebody.
we got to burn 'em.	Now hold on, you dumb...
what's it going to do, being a plant?	We got to burn 'em.
don't get near 'em.  the plants! they're alive.  those things can imitate anything...	What's it going to do, being a plant?
let go of me...	Don't get near 'em.  The plants! They're alive.  Those things can imitate anything...
childs!!	Let go of me...
now who'd go and do...	Childs!!
somebody broke in.	Now who'd go and do...
auxiliary light cables...?  been cut.	Cut, bullshit.  Been pulled apart.
what?	Don't walk behind me.
childs, where's that magneto from chopper one?	Ain't it there?
happens all the time, man.  they're falling out of the skies like flies. government knows all about it... chariots of the gods, man... they practically own south america.  i mean they taught the incas everything they knew...	Cool it, Palmer!!
was dark... find a light...	You lying bastard...
i said where?  where'd you go?!	Was dark... find a light...
that key ring of yours is always hooked to your belt.  now how could somebody get to it without you knowing?	Look, I haven't been near that... that refrigerator.
i suppose... well, it's possible someone might have lifted it from me.  but...	That key ring of yours is always hooked to your belt.  Now how could somebody get to it without you knowing?
you catch anything he was saying?	Am I starting to look Norwegian to you, Bwana?
cut him loose?	When we were up poking around his place... I found this...
cut him loose of the line up by his shack.	Cut him loose?
somebody's taken it.  i can't find it!	Clark, you want me to come in after you?!
it's shorted out or something!	Clark, you come on out here!!
that's impossible, man!  okay, clark, out of the john where i can see you!	It's shorted out or something!
i'm working it!  nothing's happening!	That's impossible, man!  Okay, Clark, out of the john where I can see you!
cut that out, copper.  nauls?  what's taking you?!	I'm working it!  Nothing's happening!
no.  the generator.  you got the auxiliary box just off the kitchen. get to it.  where's the damn flashlight?  you fellas okay over there?	Cut that out, Copper.  Nauls?  What's taking you?!
childs!  that a fuse?	No.  The generator.  You got the auxiliary box just off the kitchen. Get to it.  Where's the damn flashlight?  You fellas okay over there?
lighten your load, sucker.  you ain't the judge and executioner around here!	Who you trying to protect, mutherfucker?  I'm telling you this S.O.B. could be one of them.
if you're worried about anything, let's take that blood test of yours.	If we've got any surprises for each other -- we shouldn't be in any condition to do anything about it.  You play chess?
maybe we shouldn't make it.	If you're worried about anything, let's take that blood test of yours.
then we'll never make it.	Maybe we shouldn't make it.
maybe we shouldn't.	Then we'll never make it.
maybe we should try and fix the radio... try and get some help.	Maybe we shouldn't.
neither will we.	Maybe we should try and fix the radio... try and get some help.
the fire's got the temperature way up all over camp... won't last long though.	Neither will we.
not the only one.	The fire's got the temperature way up all over camp... won't last long though.
i think so.	What do you mean "you think so?"
spaceship of some kind.	Smart S.O.B.  He put it together piece by piece.
load of bullshit.	We'll see.  Let's try Clark.
we should have jumped his ass.	Now Copper, you tie Palmer up.
then i'll have to kill you.	Then kill me.
you ain't tying me up.	Then I'll have to kill you.
what for?	For your health.
palmer, you and copper tie everyone down.  real tight.	What for?
... ever occur to the jury that anybody could have gotten to some of my clothes and stuck them up...	We ain't buying that.
what clothes?	You been made, MacReady.
we found your clothes -- the ones you tried to burn.	What clothes?
you're a dead man, macready -- or a dead whatever the hell you are!	We found your clothes -- the ones you tried to burn.
what are you doing?	You're a dead man, MacReady -- or a dead whatever the hell you are!
... nothing human could have made it back here in this weather without a guideline...	... Where is everybody?!  I'm half frostbit!
well, who says i want you going with me?!	Cut the bullshit... Okay, Sanchez, you come with us.  Norris... you stay here...  Any of them move -- you fry 'em. And if you hear anything, anything at all you let loose the siren.  We all meet back here in twenty minutes regardless.  And everybody watch whoever you're with.  Real close.
oh, shit!  well, hang on!	Gee, thanks!
garry's missing!	Oh, shit!  Well, hang on!
what?	Garry's missing!
macready!	What?
what do we do about those three?	We got morphine, don't we.
but...	He's gone already!  Do it!
torch them!!	But...
how the fuck do i know?!	Torch them!!
what we going to do?!	How the fuck do I know?!
where's the other half?	Probably the next meal.
i can get maybe another five or six feet out of it.	That's good enough.
i don't know how.  because he's different than we are.  because he's a space guy.  what do you want from me, anyway.  go ask blair.	You buy any of this, Blair?
now how's this motherfucker wake up after thousands of years in the ice, huh?	I don't know how.  Because he's different than we are.  Because he's a space guy.  What do you want from me, anyway.  Go ask Blair.
yeah, they dig him up and cart him back.  he gets thawed out, wakes up and scares the shit out of them. and they get into one hell of a brawl...	Now how's this motherfucker wake up after thousands of years in the ice, huh?
... so it crashes, and this guy, whoever he is, gets thrown out, or walks out, and ends up freezing.	I just can't believe this voodoo bullshit.  You believe this voodoo bullshit, Blair?
look, i'm just guessing...	Well, go on.
macready!	Look, I'm just guessing...
the dogs?	Screw the dogs!!  Torch it!!
torch it over there!	The dogs?
what's happening?	Childs, you got the torch?  You get your ass in here!!
thank you.	Didn't think you'd use that fibrillator on Norris if you were one of them.
i guess you're okay.	Thank you.
and if anyone tries to wake me...	Damn you, MacReady!
i'm a real light sleeper, childs...	Enough, MacReady!
now hold him.	I'm a real light sleeper, Childs...
would that test have worked?	I think so.
well, who's got access to it?	I guess I'm the only one.
could be important work.  might as well bring it back.	It's getting late.  Hurry it.  I'm going to check the last few rooms.
what are you doing?	Could be important work.  Might as well bring it back.
all in norwegian.	What are you doing?
anything?	All in Norwegian.
hey, sweden!!!	They're not Swedish, goddamn it, they're Norwegian, MacRe --
come on, copper.	Hey, Sweden!!!
my god, what in hell happened here?	Come on, Copper.
screw regulations!  four guys could be crawling around on their bellies out there!	So, I don't want to end up crawling around with them when we go down.
a couple of hours.	Well, get to it.
how long will it take you to prepare this?	A couple of hours.
hold on, damn it.  we're getting nowhere... if this bit of blair's about absorbing and imitating is true... then that dog could have gotten to anybody.	And if it got to Clark... Clark could have gotten to anybody.
goes on like that quite awhile.  what do you gentlemen make of it?	Could be anything... Men in isolation... some beef that snowballed... got out of hand...
in this weather?	Bennings?
yes, there is.  i'd like to go up.	In this weather?
nothing we can do about that.	Yes, there is.  I'd like to go up.
... guys as crazy as that could have done a lot of damage to their own before they got to us.	Nothing we can do about that.
after all this mess then.	After all this mess.
let's just not get worried about anything just now.	After all this mess then.
i'm getting worried about you.  you ought to have a checkup.	Let's just not get worried about anything just now.
when was the last time you used it?	A day or so ago... I guess.
i don't see how... when i'm finished i return it right away.	When was the last time you used it?
can there be... some kind of test? to find out who's what?	A serum test possibly.
right.  why not?	What's that?
how many in their party?	Started with six.  There'd be four others left.
'bout eighty kilos southwest.	That far?
how far's that?	'Bout eighty kilos southwest.
gotta be from the norwegian camp.	How far's that?
no.	I'll put this right through your head.
put that down!	No.
couple seconds of an argentine disco station.	Well, stick with it.  I want you at it round the clock.  We got to get help in here...
we're a thousand miles from anybody else, man.  it's going to get a hell of a lot worse before it gets better.	Well, stick to it.
you reach anybody yet?	We're a thousand miles from anybody else, man.  It's going to get a hell of a lot worse before it gets better.
hey, man...!	You reach anybody yet?
how long's it been?	Little over two hours.
looks good.	One thousand volts.  Should be enough.
pure nonsense.  this won't prove a damn thing.	Thought you'd feel that way, Garry. You were the only one who could have gotten to that blood plasma...  ... we'll do you last...
let's rush him.  he's not going to blow us all up.	Damn if I won't.
ah... no one... i give it to copper when he needs it...	Could anyone have gotten it from you?
you're not going to catch them in one of those with the start they got.	Palmer, how long would it take you to strap those big four-cylinder carburetors on?
get these things out of supply and meet me over by the snowmobiles.	You're not going to catch them in one of those with the start they got.
you're not thinking of going after them, are you?	I am going after them.
don't let up, childs!	Extinguishers.
we're on fire!	Don't let up, Childs!
look, if you're going to keep bitching, macready -- palmer's offered to take him up...	What are you talking?!  He's had two months training in those choppers!
he's dead.	Norris looked pretty dead, himself. Bullets don't kill these Things.
tie up clark, too.	He's dead.
what kind of test?	I'm sure a lot of you already know.
sanchez, you and palmer search the inside...	I ain't going with Sanchez.
we going to make it?	Hope so.  Another ten, fifteen minutes.  What I don't get is...
somebody definitely messed with it.	We going to make it?
mac, where the hell is that pump!!	Somebody definitely messed with it.
sanchez...?  hey, who...	Mac, where the hell is that pump!!
no it ain't there.  would i be asking if it were there?	Move it, Palmer.
copper thinks they swallowed pieces of it during the fight.	And that was enough?
how's that thing get to the dogs?  i though we stopped it in time.	Copper thinks they swallowed pieces of it during the fight.
oh, i got you.  not too long.	Then get a move on.  Childs, come with me.
what's...	Blair.  He's gone berserk.
four!	What is it out there, anyway? Forty-five knots?
he might just wait us out.	I'm going to blow the generator when you get back.  He'll have to come for us -- or freeze.
what if it doesn't come?	It'll come.  It needs us.  We're the only thing left to imitate...  Give me a hand.
why?	If he's one of those Things, we've got to get to him before he changes... Nauls, you and Childs and I'll check the outside shacks...
we've got to find fuchs.  when we find him -- we kill him.	Why?
where were the flashlights?	Screw the flashlights.  Where the hell were you?
how we going to try and find out who's... you know, who's who?	Can you think of any other tests?
then we go after him.	Bet the last place you ever go.
maybe it ain't coming.	Then we go after him.
calm down and get in your position.	Position, my ass...
got sanchez... world war three wouldn't mess with this fucker... can go through walls... and it's like all over the place...	Calm down and get in your position.
screw the generator!!	Got Sanchez... World War Three wouldn't mess with this fucker... Can go through walls... And it's like all over the place...
the generator!	Screw the generator!!
get back!!	The generator!
you crazy?  he might be inside already?	Chance we got to take.  We got to force him to come down the east side to the door we got rigged.
you and nauls got to block off the west side bunks, the mess hall and the kitchen.	You crazy?  He might be inside already?
what about childs?	Forget about Childs.  He's over.
where was he trying to go?	Anyplace but here.
what is it?	Everything that's been missing.
what are you going to do?  drink it?	Watching Norris in there... gave me the idea that maybe every part of you bastards is a whole.  Every piece of you is self-sufficient, an animal unto itself.  When a man bleeds it's just tissue.  But blood from one of you Things won't obey. It's a newly formed individual with a built-in desire to protect its own life.  When attacked, your blood will try and survive -- and crawl away from a hot needle say.
we're going to draw a little bit of everybody's blood.	What are you going to do?  Drink it?
... hey, somebody!  open up, it's me, macready...  ... come on, damn it... the towline snapped.  been crawling around like a seal out here...	Bullshit!  He's got to know damn well I cut it!
this storm do that?	Couldn't be possible.  Must have weighted a ton and a half...
that thing's too smart to be hiding any more of its clothes, macready.	Just keep looking.
it's the generator i think!  no power.	Well, let's get down there.
yeah!	It's the generator I think!  No power.
macready, that you?	Yeah!
what's happened?!	MacReady, that you?
we should sleep in shifts.	Right.  Half of us awake at all times.
somebody else sure as hell thought so.	Who else could have used that key?
you know damn well what we both make of it.	No chance it could have been some new kind of test craft?
so what do you make of it?	You know damn well what we both make of it.
magnesium of some type... or some kind of strange alloy.  and those poor dumb bastards had to go and blow the hell out of it.	So what do you make of it?
get your gear on.	What for?
we got any more of those electronic chess things down in supply?	Get your gear on.
you jerking off or just pissed?	We got any more of those electronic chess things down in supply?
it's in between us and them!!  how we going to get back?!	Can't hear you.
what?!	It's in between us and them!!  How we going to get back?!
it's got into the pub!  it's turned on the stereo!	What?!
hear what?	It's got into the pub!  It's turned on the stereo!
you hear that?	Hear what?
he's one of them.	When do you think it got to him?
macready...?	He's one of them.
... made sure i got ahead of him on the towline on the way back... cut him loose.	MacReady...?
yes.  just about here.	But there's nothing here.
around here.	Yes.  Just about here.
this is it?	Around here.
... well, you wanted to see it.	This is it?
but you're only a mud carrier.	I'll be all right... You go back to the village and light the fire.  So we can find our way home.
please, just listen to me... your mother would be very cross with me if you got hurt.  i'll find her.	But you're only a mud carrier.
no...	Please, just listen to me... Your mother would be very cross with me if you got hurt.  I'll find her.
i think we should go on by ourselves.	No...
what happened?	He came back screaming... He never talked about it after that.  I don't think he even got this far.
i had a friend who came here once. sort of a dare.	What happened?
what kind of stories?	About the voice in the darkness. About the ghosts...
no one ever comes here.  my mother told me stories about it late at night.  they tell all the children.	What kind of stories?
you have books?!  kalen, you've got to take me there.  there might be history.  records.  something to help us find where the morlocks took --	I shouldn't have mentioned it.  We can't go there.
the hall of books.	You have books?!  Kalen, you've got to take me there.  There might be history.  Records.  Something to help us find where the Morlocks took --
where?	The Hall of Books.
there's a place that might help... we could try going there.	Where?
we're not supposed to think about it.  but i dream about it sometimes...	There's a place that might help... we could try going there.
kalen... do you have any idea where they take them?	We're not supposed to think about it.  But I dream about it sometimes...
what else can they do?	Kalen... Do you have any idea where they take them?
how can they just go back to work as if nothing happened?	What else can they do?
i'm so sorry, kalen.	How can they just go back to work as if nothing happened?
she didn't want me to be a climber. she wanted me to be a planner like her.	I'm so sorry, Kalen.
and everyone looks like us?	Exactly like you.  Well, maybe not as healthy.
... thousands and thousands of people.  and sometimes we live in great buildings that reach up five or ten stories.	And everyone looks like us?
don't tell me you're a mud carrier.	'Fraid so.  Just a regular old... mud carrier.
ah... no.	Don't tell me you're a mud carrier.
on the towers?	I'm training to be a high climber.
what do you do on the towers?	On the towers?
i had an accident.	I figured that.  What kind of accident?
now how did you get hurt?	I had an accident.
it must have been hard, leaving your work.	The journey is part of my work.
i should hope not...  ... alexander... make them read my books.  tell them who they are. who they could be.	I will...
i'll never forget this.	I should hope not...  ... Alexander... Make them read my books.  Tell them who they are. Who they could be.
now get out of my sight, you hideous primate.	I'll never forget this.
i don't understand.	I'm going to end it, Alexander.  As we discussed...
go back to the light.  you weren't made for this.  i was... i was made for this moment.	I don't understand.
i won't leave you like this.	Go back to the light.  You weren't made for this.  I was... I was made for this moment.
i'm babbling.  good to have someone to talk to for a change... but you need to go.  take her out of here...  ... i don't have long.	I won't leave you like this.
vox...	I'm babbling.  Good to have someone to talk to for a change... But you need to go.  Take her out of here...  ... I don't have long.
nothing to do, i'm afraid.  i'm just a librarian after all.  wasn't exactly made for all this swashbuckling.  very byronic end, though.  i appreciate that.  do you know byron?	Vox...
what can i do?  tell me what to do.	Nothing to do, I'm afraid.  I'm just a librarian after all.  Wasn't exactly made for all this swashbuckling.  Very Byronic end, though.  I appreciate that.  Do you know Byron?
takes a licking but keeps on ticking...  ... for a while anyway.	What can I do?  Tell me what to do.
imagine that... seems that little devil got my power relays...	Takes a licking but keeps on ticking...  ... For a while anyway.
vox --	Imagine that... seems that little devil got my power relays...
end...?	This has to end.
this has to end.	End...?
how are your dreams now?	This has to end.
no...	How are your dreams now?
they raise them like cattle... feed them until they're ready and then hunt them.	No...
what do you mean?	Trust me... You don't want to see any more.
alexander... listen to me, it was wrong to bring you.  you're not going to find what you're looking for.	What do you mean?
the morlocks didn't build this.	Alexander... Listen to me, it was wrong to bring you.  You're not going to find what you're looking for.
why did they built it?	The Morlocks didn't build this.
the air... the power.	Why did they built it?
what's it all for?	The air... the power.
this way.	What's it all for?
vox?	This way.
do you know which way?	Vox?
yes.	Do you know which way?
machines?	Yes.
yes... thank you.	Machines?
in for a penny, in for a pound.  do you know that saying?	Yes... Thank you.
yes.  but you've done enough. thank you for your help... i hope someday people read your books again.	In for a penny, in for a pound.  Do you know that saying?
yes... are you sure you want to do this?	Yes.  But you've done enough. Thank you for your help... I hope someday people read your books again.
this is the way in?	Yes... Are you sure you want to do this?
it's what they want you to see.	This is the way in?
aren't you a plucky little -- ?	Oh, shut up.
yes.	Aren't you a plucky little -- ?
so, do we go on?	Yes.
it was meant to.	So, do we go on?
yes...	It was meant to.
it frightens you.	Yes...
my god... i saw this.	It frightens you.
send him home.  you don't want him to see it.	Kalen... hold on a minute.
what?	Send him home.  You don't want him to see it.
send him away.	What?
last night.	Send him away.
when was his mother taken?	Last night.
and if the truth is so horrible that it will haunt your dreams for all time?	I'm used to that.
yes.	And if the truth is so horrible that it will haunt your dreams for all time?
so, relic, you want to open pandora's box, do you?  see all the mysteries exposed?	Yes.
you'll live like this forever. alone.  you were meant to help.  to be with people.  not like this.	So, Relic, you want to open Pandora's box, do you?  See all the mysteries exposed?
excuse me?	You'll live like this forever. Alone.  You were meant to help.  To be with people.  Not like this.
because you'll never die.	Excuse me?
we need your help.	Why should I help you?  You primates -- you great, lumbering, hairy animals, drenched in blood from the moment of your hideous conception -- what have you ever used knowledge for but destruction and bloodshed!  A little bit of learning and you lay waste to the world!  You're no better than the Morlocks!
regenerating fission reactor, you wouldn't understand.  it's power is well beyond your neanderthal cranial capacity.	Can you show us where they live?
how have you survived so long?	Regenerating fission reactor, you wouldn't understand.  It's power is well beyond your neanderthal cranial capacity.
i was lucky.  the others weren't.	How have you survived so long?
but you escaped.	I was lucky.  The others weren't.
oh yes... they found our knowledge useful for a time.  they used us much as your people did.  then they decided they had learned enough so they tore us up for spare parts.	But you escaped.
do you know where they live?	Oh yes... They found our knowledge useful for a time.  They used us much as your people did.  Then they decided they had learned enough so they tore us up for spare parts.
who doesn't know the morlocks?	Do you know where they live?
you know of them?	Who doesn't know the Morlocks?
morlocks --	You know of them?
please, we need your help.  the morlocks have taken --	Morlocks --
sir... have you a name?	I am called Vox...  ... Now you are Eloi.
an "automaton"?!  please!  i'm a biomechanical organism.  well, what's left of one.  what's left of all of them, actually.  i am the last...  ... and "these fragments i have shored against my ruins."  t.s. eliot.  you wouldn't know him yet but you'll just love him, he's divine, if a little dour.  very shy though... hiding over here...	Sir... have you a name?
i know you -- you're an automaton of some sort that --	An "automaton"?!  Please!  I'm a biomechanical organism.  Well, what's left of one.  What's left of all of them, actually.  I am the last...  ... And "these fragments I have shored against my ruins."  T.S. Eliot.  You wouldn't know him yet but you'll just love him, he's divine, if a little dour.  Very shy though... hiding over here...
i'm the librarian.  i've always been the librarian.	I know you -- you're an automaton of some sort that --
what are you?	I'm the librarian.  I've always been the librarian.
i must say, you look remarkably good.  you don't want a book then?	What are you?
1899.	I must say, you look remarkably good.  You don't want a book then?
i can smell carcinogens and industrial pollutants on your skin that have not been known here for --  -- 800,000 years perhaps.  don't keep me in suspense.  what year?	1899.
how did you know?!	I can smell carcinogens and industrial pollutants on your skin that have not been known here for --  -- 800,000 years perhaps.  Don't keep me in suspense.  What year?
right up your alley, i would think. you are from the past, yes?	How did you know?!
and why not?	Because...
i don't think that's going to happen.	And why not?
but you've earned a reward for your valor.  i think you should become. you'll like it here.  once you get used to the darkness.	I don't think that's going to happen.
oh, you won't be running for long...	But you've earned a reward for your valor.  I think you should become. You'll like it here.  Once you get used to the darkness.
i'm tired of running.	Oh, you won't be running for long...
does this prove something to you? have you made some great stand of which i'm unaware?	I'm tired of running.
i know.	Does this prove something to you? Have you made some great stand of which I'm unaware?
i could have a hundred morlocks here in thirty seconds.	I know.
i'm a foolish man.	I could have a hundred Morlocks here in thirty seconds.
that was a foolish thing to do.	I'm a foolish man.
no...	It's always the tiger for you, Alexander, haven't you learned that by now?...
if i can only find the right door... the lady or the tiger...	No...
now will you go?	No...
after all you've seen... after man's entire journey... you still believe that?	Now will you go?
a man can change his history.	After all you've seen... after man's entire journey... you still believe that?
she won't remember you.  none of them will.  you will be forgotten. that is how history works.	A man can change his history.
yes.  initiative and daring are not desirable traits in the eloi.  but you should be happy for her.  she won't remember the creature she was.  she will... become.	She won't remember you.  None of them will.  You will be forgotten. That is how history works.
you took her because she helped me.	Yes.  Initiative and daring are not desirable traits in the Eloi.  But you should be happy for her.  She won't remember the creature she was.  She will... become.
when a creature shows too much independent thought we remove them from the gene pool.  we're breeding them for submission.  soon they will be fully domesticated.	You took her because she helped me.
so you take their best...	When a creature shows too much independent thought we remove them from the gene pool.  We're breeding them for submission.  Soon they will be fully domesticated.
we have lost the capacity to reproduce.  but the species must continue.	So you take their best...
why?	We have lost the capacity to reproduce.  But the species must continue.
alexander, yours is a world of brocade and velvet, not tooth and claw.  why would you come back to this?  to save a few cattle?  no.	I could tell them.  Warm them of what's to come.
say i just come back again?	Alexander, yours is a world of brocade and velvet, not tooth and claw.  Why would you come back to this?  To save a few cattle?  No.
because the past is immutable. frozen.  dead... and you are the past.	Say I just come back again?
why would you let me go back?	Because the past is immutable. Frozen.  Dead... And you are the past.
go back to where you came from.  or die here.	Why would you let me go back?
what?	Go back to where you came from.  Or die here.
and who are you, alexander?  who are you to question thousands of years of evolution?  this is the world now.  i am fact.	It can't all be like this...
but this is barbaric!  have you completely lost all sense of --	And who are you, Alexander?  Who are you to question thousands of years of evolution?  This is the world now.  I am fact.
i'm afraid your indignation is lost here.  i have no more "human" response to the eloi then you would have to a carrot.  it's just how we live now.	But this is barbaric!  Have you completely lost all sense of --
no... they didn't survive only to be your food.  you did that.	I'm afraid your indignation is lost here.  I have no more "human" response to the Eloi then you would have to a carrot.  It's just how we live now.
they survived above.  became what they are.	No... they didn't survive only to be your food.  You did that.
and what of the eloi?	They survived above.  Became what they are.
as our bodies atrophied our minds... compensated.	And what of the Eloi?
how?	As our bodies atrophied our minds... compensated.
we make them see what we wish.	How?
how do you control the morlocks?	We make them see what we wish.
and centuries later when we tried to emerge into the sun again, we couldn't.  our adaptation was too successful.  we survived... we endured... for this.	How do you control the Morlocks?
to work the machines and build the tunnels.  you can't imagine what it was like when it all started.  we survived for millennia, scraping the lichen and microscopic organisms from the rock with our teeth and digging for water with our nails.  endlessly.  for generations.  and we... became.	And centuries later when we tried to emerge into the sun again, we couldn't.  Our adaptation was too successful.  We survived... we endured... for this.
as slaves.	To work the machines and build the tunnels.  You can't imagine what it was like when it all started.  We survived for millennia, scraping the lichen and microscopic organisms from the rock with our teeth and digging for water with our nails.  Endlessly.  For generations.  And we... became.
you wouldn't understand.  we genetically engineered the morlock class to serve our needs.	As slaves.
created?	You wouldn't understand.  We genetically engineered the Morlock class to serve our needs.
no, we created the morlocks.	Created?
you came underground when the world was ending above.  and you evolved. some into the morlocks and others --	No, we created the Morlocks.
well, alexander, as a fellow scientist i know you have a thousand questions --	You came underground when the world was ending above.  And you evolved. Some into the Morlocks and others --
alexander.	Well, Alexander, as a fellow scientist I know you have a thousand questions --
what's your name?	Alexander.
next time then.  we perambulate here most every night.	You have my word...  ... She's just a beauty.
ahhh... i'm afraid i've got a prior commitment.	Next time then.  We perambulate here most every night.
well, much obliged -- i'm always forgetting the confounded brake -- say, if you wait until i get her up and running i'll give you a perambulation.  tell you all about her.	Ahhh... I'm afraid I've got a prior commitment.
i just love mechanical things.	Well, much obliged -- I'm always forgetting the confounded brake -- say, if you wait until I get her up and running I'll give you a perambulation.  Tell you all about her.
god -- could have killed me -- bad girl, nell!  how did you know to do that?	I just love mechanical things.
there's a cantilevered gasket on the --	God -- could have killed me -- bad girl, Nell!  How did you know to do that?
how do you keep the water temperature stable?	There's a cantilevered gasket on the --
now that's what i call plain crazy -- internal combustion is just too dangerous, all those little explosions, never catch on.	How do you keep the water temperature stable?
i've only read about them -- and the new internals.	Now that's what I call plain crazy -- internal combustion is just too dangerous, all those little explosions, never catch on.
thanks.  old nell's my girl all right.  al least when she decides to move, stubborn beast.	I've only read about them -- and the new internals.
it's spectacular...	Thanks.  Old Nell's my girl all right.  Al least when she decides to move, stubborn beast.
why is it -- breaking up?	I was getting to that... The moon has reached the gravitational Roche Limit, 7,300 miles above the surface of the Earth.  This has created pressure on the lunar stratum beyond gravitational tolerances.  It might be helpful to know that the nearest public evacuation shelters can be found at Grand Central Station, Madison Square Garden --
well, considering it is, in fact, happening, i would assume it's possible.  the retrograde orbit began in 2005 when the demolitions for the lunar colonies --	Why is it -- breaking up?
no -- wait -- the moon's falling out of orbit -- that's not possible!	Well, considering it is, in fact, happening, I would assume it's possible.  The retrograde orbit began in 2005 when the demolitions for the lunar colonies --
the 2005 terraforming demolitions for the lunar excavations sent the moon into a diminishing retrograde orbit resulting in global gravitational fluctuations, increased seismic activity and tidal anomalies.  can i tell you more?	No -- wait -- the moon's falling out of orbit -- that's not possible!
what's happening to the moon?!	The 2005 terraforming demolitions for the lunar excavations sent the moon into a diminishing retrograde orbit resulting in global gravitational fluctuations, increased seismic activity and tidal anomalies.  Can I tell you more?
i am the fifth avenue public library informational kiosk.  vox registration ny-114.  may i help you?	What's happening to the moon?!
i -- what are you?!	I am the Fifth Avenue Public Library informational kiosk.  VOX registration NY-114.  May I help you?
may i help you?	I -- what are you?!
let them.	I have something for you...
let them.	Let them.
alex... people are staring.	Let them.
now i know you're ill -- passing up the chance to explore some new gadget.	It's only a machine.
i've seen it.	Now I know you're ill -- passing up the chance to explore some new gadget.
heavens, look at that now!	I've seen it.
so it's astronomy now, is it?	Heavens, look at that now!
the sailor's omen of good fortune. the hunter watching over him on his travels.	So it's astronomy now, is it?
they are rare...  ... orion's belt, pointing to the earth --	The sailor's omen of good fortune. The hunter watching over him on his travels.
not like this.  never like this. emma, i swear to you -- if i've learned one thing, it's that moments like this are rare.  and i will thank god for them every moment of every day.	They are rare...  ... Orion's belt, pointing to the earth --
we took a walk three days ago.	Not like this.  Never like this. Emma, I swear to you -- if I've learned one thing, it's that moments like this are rare.  And I will thank God for them every moment of every day.
no, i'm fine.  i'm...  ... wonderful.  just walking down the street with you again.	We took a walk three days ago.
you're so pale... i hope you're not coming down with something.	No, I'm fine.  I'm...  ... wonderful.  Just walking down the street with you again.
my god...	Alex, it's just the zoo.
why do we have to race for heaven's sake?!	I want to get into the light, that's all.  Please...
shhh.  let's just hurry on here. we don't have to talk, all right?	Why do we have to race for heaven's sake?!
alex...?!	Shhh.  Let's just hurry on here. We don't have to talk, all right?
nothing -- let's just get out of the park.	Alex...?!
alex, what is it?	Nothing -- let's just get out of the park.
all right...	Alex, what is it?
no... let's walk through the city.	All right...
let's walk through the park...	No... let's walk through the city.
not here... alone.  please.	Let's walk through the park...
all right...	Not here... alone.  Please.
i need... to talk to you.	All right...
darling.	I need... to talk to you.
holding you... again.	Darling.
alex, what is it?	Holding you... again.
trust me...	Alex, what is it?
you know i can't.	Trust me...
dance with me...	You know I can't.
got here as soon as i could.	Dance with me...
you're late.	Got here as soon as I could.
a moonstone.	Your birth stone.  I thought --
i know it's not a diamond but --	A moonstone.
hold on... i know i have it...	I know it's not a diamond but --
you know, the moment is rather dying here.	Hold on... I know I have it...
oh dammit, i love you!  i can't eat, i can't sleep, i can't think, all i do is moon over you and -- hum, apparently.	And what do you propose, Professor? Shall we hold a seminar to study the problem?
you're getting warmer.	Oh dammit, I love you!  I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't think, all I do is moon over you and -- hum, apparently.
i mean... well... affection.	You're getting warmer.
admiration?  my my.	I mean... well... affection.
emma, you know i have great... admiration for you.	Admiration?  My my.
all right, what is it now?	Emma, you know I have great... admiration for you.
what?  yes -- orion -- good fortune -- sailors.	All right, what is it now?
... orion's belt, pointing to the earth.  you see it over the rocks there?  sailors consider that an omen of good fortune; the hunter watching over them on their travels... are you listening to me, alex?	What?  Yes -- Orion -- good fortune -- sailors.
talk away, professor.	Not here... alone.  May we? Please?
i need to... um... talk to you.	Talk away, Professor.
well there's something new.	I need to... um... talk to you.
sorry... i was distracted.	Well there's something new.
you promised me flowers tonight, don't you even remember?	Sorry... I was distracted.
what?	You promised me flowers tonight, don't you even remember?
you promised me flowers.	What?
trust me...	You promised me flowers.
you know i can't.	Trust me...
dance with me...	You know I can't.
got here as soon as i could.	Dance with me...
you're late.	Got here as soon as I could.
this... was my home.	His home.
and this would be my study.  there was an elm tree outside the window then.	I'm glad.
good night, david.	Good night, Alex.
in a week... we will never have had this conversation.	Good night, David.
all right.  i'll come for dinner. and in the meantime... you'll think about what we discussed?	In a week... we will never have had this conversation.
i pray to god that in a week you're not here.	All right.  I'll come for dinner. And in the meantime... you'll think about what we discussed?
you won't say that in a week.	I pray to God that in a week you're not here.
you're dying here.  don't you see that?!	You won't say that in a week.
that's absurd --	You're dying here.  Don't you see that?!
there are trains leaving grand central every then minutes.  a dozen liners leaving the harbor. get on one of them.  go to singapore, scotland, manchuria, anywhere, just away from here --	That's absurd --
i can't leave when i'm so close.	There are trains leaving Grand Central every then minutes.  A dozen liners leaving the harbor. Get on one of them.  Go to Singapore, Scotland, Manchuria, anywhere, just away from here --
when's the last time you were outside this house --  -- or this room?	I can't leave when I'm so close.
i can't do that --	When's the last time you were outside this house --  -- or this room?
why don't you come to our house instead?	I can't do that --
i'll tell you what... come by for dinner in a week and i'll show you.	Why don't you come to our house instead?
i would.	I'll tell you what... come by for dinner in a week and I'll show you.
you wouldn't believe me.	I would.
what is it?	You wouldn't believe me.
david... i appreciate your concern, i do.  but i ask you to have faith in me.  just for a little while longer.  i'm working on something now.  something... extraordinary.	What is it?
that's where you're wrong.  i will change it.	David... I appreciate your concern, I do.  But I ask you to have faith in me.  Just for a little while longer.  I'm working on something now.  Something... extraordinary.
alex, nothing will ever change what happened, but --	That's where you're wrong.  I will change it.
do you find her?	Alex, nothing will ever change what happened, but --
wasn't it?... i have a dream almost every night now.  the lady and the tiger, you remember that story?  in the dream i'm alone in a huge chamber with a thousand doors. behind every door, save one, is a tiger.  i have to make the decision.  which door conceals emma?  and i just stand there... looking at the doors...	Do you find her?
it wasn't your fault, alex.	Wasn't it?... I have a dream almost every night now.  The Lady and the Tiger, you remember that story?  In the dream I'm alone in a huge chamber with a thousand doors. Behind every door, save one, is a tiger.  I have to make the decision.  Which door conceals Emma?  And I just stand there... looking at the doors...
you don't know that.  you couldn't possibly.  if i'd only done this, or that, if i'd arrived ten minutes earlier, or later.  if we'd taken a different path or i hadn't fought the man for the ring.  you have no idea what it is to relive every moment of that night -- consider every action you made -- and every one of them wrong.	It wasn't your fault, Alex.
i know that --	You don't know that.  You couldn't possibly.  If I'd only done this, or that, if I'd arrived ten minutes earlier, or later.  If we'd taken a different path or I hadn't fought the man for the ring.  You have no idea what it is to relive every moment of that night -- consider every action you made -- and every one of them wrong.
i live with it every minute of every day.	I know that --
what happened to emma will never go away.  it's part of you now and it always will be.  but you have to learn to live with it...	I live with it every minute of every day.
that's because i'm working.  you remember that?  you used to care about your work.	I care more about my life.  And yours.
you know that's what it is.  mrs. watchit tells me you're here at all hours -- day and night --	That's because I'm working.  You remember that?  You used to care about your work.
hiding?	You know that's what it is.  Mrs. Watchit tells me you're here at all hours -- day and night --
but you won't listen.  you won't see me, you won't see anyone.  what would you like me to tell jamie? that uncle alex is busy?  that uncle alex is hiding up there in his laboratory --	Hiding?
you care for me.  and you're concerned.  and i have to start living my life again.  i hear it from mrs. watchit every day.	But you won't listen.  You won't see me, you won't see anyone.  What would you like me to tell Jamie? That Uncle Alex is busy?  That Uncle Alex is hiding up there in his laboratory --
there are some things i need to say to you.  you may not like hearing them, but i don't know if i'll ever get another chance --	You care for me.  And you're concerned.  And I have to start living my life again.  I hear it from Mrs. Watchit every day.
for god's sake, david --	There are some things I need to say to you.  You may not like hearing them, but I don't know if I'll ever get another chance --
it's my jamie's birthday today. your godson.  he's nine years old. at his party he asked me if uncle alex was coming.  i told him no. then he asked me if you didn't like him anymore.	For God's Sake, David --
then why are you here?	It's my Jamie's birthday today. Your godson.  He's nine years old. At his party he asked me if Uncle Alex was coming.  I told him no. Then he asked me if you didn't like him anymore.
it hurt me, alex.  very much.	Then why are you here?
i'm sorry, david.	It hurt me, Alex.  Very much.
i came by the house every day after the funeral.  and then every week. then every other month.  then i stopped coming.  did you even notice?	I'm sorry, David.
i've been working.	I came by the house every day after the funeral.  And then every week. Then every other month.  Then I stopped coming.  Did you even notice?
all these clocks -- how can you constantly be running late?!	Perseverance.
oh?	She's gotten into your equations.
alex, really... good luck tonight. she's a fine girl, and she's done wonderful things for you.	Oh?
no, i'm all bowler hat, remember?	Alex, really... good luck tonight. She's a fine girl, and she's done wonderful things for you.
do you have a romantic bone in your body?	No, I'm all bowler hat, remember?
she made the best shepherd's pie i ever tasted.	Do you have a romantic bone in your body?
that's how i knew we were destined to be together.  when i met her parents for the first time i came right from class and i was covered in chalk.  they sniffed and snorted, but she just smiled.  at that moment -- i just knew.  how did you know with molly?	She made the best Shepherd's pie I ever tasted.
the most able inventor i know and you can't tie a simple four-in- hand.	That's how I knew we were destined to be together.  When I met her parents for the first time I came right from class and I was covered in chalk.  They sniffed and snorted, but she just smiled.  At that moment -- I just knew.  How did you know with Molly?
how romantic...	The most able inventor I know and you can't tie a simple four-in- hand.
emma actually likes chalk dust -- says it smells like me.	How romantic...
what?	Nothing.
in the future, we'll be better.	What?
you may not like it, but this is the world we live in, alex.  little grey men with little grey hats.	But shouldn't it be better? Shouldn't we be teaching our students to imagine a world beyond all this?
i don't.  i want them to run along this street and knock off every bowler they see.	You may not like it, but this is the world we live in, Alex.  Little grey men with little grey hats.
i want my students to emerge with theoretical and practical knowledge.	I don't.  I want them to run along this street and knock off every bowler they see.
look at them, philby, all alike, everyone in an identical bowler hat.  do you want your students to turn out like them?	I want my students to emerge with theoretical and practical knowledge.
you sound like my father...	Look at them, Philby, all alike, everyone in an identical bowler hat.  Do you want your students to turn out like them?
alex, this is your first year as an associate professor.  you might want to play things a little more conservatively.	You sound like my father...
where's the challenge in that?	Alex, this is your first year as an associate professor.  You might want to play things a little more conservatively.
you know generally teachers are supposed to teach real equations that add up to real numbers.	Where's the challenge in that?
... one day he'll be discovered by some future archeologists and they won't know what to make of him. the thick brow, so lacking in imagination.  the dim little eyes, devoid of curiosity.	You know generally teachers are supposed to teach real equations that add up to real numbers.
tonight's the night?	God, and I'm running late --
damned if i can keep her out of my equations.	Tonight's the night?
somewhere around "d+2xy something something."	Damned if I can keep her out of my equations.
i was not.	Somewhere around "D+2xy something something."
do you know you were humming?	I was not.
... the point is i know it will work once the, um, numbers and such are in order.	Do you know you were humming?
did you hear me, lad?	All right, all right -- here -- everything --
and your jewelry too.  i guess we could consider this your first little bump on the road to married bliss.	I don't understand.
sir...?	And your jewelry too.  I guess we could consider this your first little bump on the road to married bliss.
i hope it's a happy journey for you both -- and much as i hate to do this, moved as i am by your protestations of love, i'll be needing your money now.	Sir...?
thank you...	I hope it's a happy journey for you both -- and much as I hate to do this, moved as I am by your protestations of love, I'll be needing your money now.
couldn't help but overhearing.  two fine young people starting out on the road of life.  i wish you the very best.	Thank you...
it was different then.	My laboratory was about... here. And the kitchen was over there, where that tree is.  Mrs. Watchit wouldn't allow me in much... but, yes, this is about the kitchen.
mara -- what -- ?!	Kalen -- we have to get Kalen -- !
mara...?	No!
kalen...	Mara...?
please, i beg you.  take him away from here --	Kalen...
mara --	Please, I beg you.  Take him away from here --
alexander, take my son away.  take him back to your time.  will you do that?	Mara --
i could...	Alexander, take my son away.  Take him back to your time.  Will you do that?
go back to your own time?	I could...
yes... i suppose so.	Go back to your own time?
so you can use it now?	Yes... I suppose so.
yes... a little scorching on the upholstery but otherwise all ship- shape.	So you can use it now?
it's undamaged?	Yes... a little scorching on the upholstery but otherwise all ship- shape.
good -- it looks fine.  we had quite a ride together...	It's undamaged?
you've welcomed me into your home. into your lives.  everyone has... for the first time in a long time it doesn't hurt quite so much.  i thank you for that.	I know what it is to lose someone. When my husband was taken from us... I thought the pain would never end.
if you only knew...	You've welcomed me into your home. Into your lives.  Everyone has... For the first time in a long time it doesn't hurt quite so much.  I thank you for that.
is it?	If you only knew...
yes... after her death, it was intolerable for me here... the future had to be better.	Is it?
someone you loved very much.	Yes... After her death, it was intolerable for me here... The future had to be better.
yes.	Someone you loved very much.
you lost someone.	Yes.
this is where my journey started... right here.	You lost someone.
you know this?	Over there was Fifth Avenue -- and the Plaza Hotel was there... this is... the carriage path.  We're on the carriage path.
those rocks, over there... they're the same... this is... central park.	You know this?
orion's belt...	Those rocks, over there... they're the same... this is... Central Park.
alexander...?	Orion's belt...
looking back... i suppose it was. i didn't quite realize it at the time but...	Alexander...?
it sounds like a wonderful place to live.	Looking back... I suppose it was. I didn't quite realize it at the time but...
oh, it was...  ... most of the time.	It sounds like a wonderful place to live.
it must have been safe.	Oh, it was...  ... Most of the time.
only to keep warm.  for illumination we had gaslights on most of the streets and a new invention called electrical lighting that made it seem like daylight all through the night.	It must have been safe.
did you have fires at night?	Only to keep warm.  For illumination we had gaslights on most of the streets and a new invention called electrical lighting that made it seem like daylight all through the night.
oh very.  learning, commerce, the arts -- the whole place was buzzing all the time.  night and day.	Did you have fires at night?
learning was important?	Oh very.  Learning, commerce, the arts -- the whole place was buzzing all the time.  Night and day.
oh, very much...  ... i used to work somewhere in that direction, i think.  a huge university where we taught everything from botany to history to literature.	Learning was important?
you liked it there.	Oh, very much...  ... I used to work somewhere in that direction, I think.  A huge university where we taught everything from botany to history to literature.
... it was a great city.  the greatest city in the world.	You liked it there.
how do you decide?	I try to imagine how they'll look when they're done.  I try to imagine how we'll fit in with them... our place in the world.
i'm a planner.  i help decide where the new towers go and what they should look like.	How do you decide?
what are you?	I'm a planner.  I help decide where the new towers go and what they should look like.
and there's no shame to that.  it's all the same here.  everyone has an important job to do.  we all work together and couldn't survive without each other.	What are you?
or mud carriers.	And there's no shame to that.  It's all the same here.  Everyone has an important job to do.  We all work together and couldn't survive without each other.
it's always been this way here.  we work on the towers all our lives. when we're young we train to be planners or climbers or sculptors...	Or mud carriers.
most things.  we're very high on purpose.	It's always been this way here.  We work on the towers all our lives. When we're young we train to be planners or climbers or sculptors...
it has no purpose.  it's just beautiful... does everything have a purpose where you come from?	Most things.  We're very high on purpose.
i mean, why do you do it?  what purpose does it serve?	It has no purpose.  It's just beautiful... Does everything have a purpose where you come from?
i don't understand.	I mean, why do you do it?  What purpose does it serve?
what's it all for?	I don't understand.
it's not supposed to be easy, it's supposed to be beautiful.	What's it all for?
what you need is an engineer.  if you set up a system of pulleys and counterweights, some basic block and tackle mechanism, you could to this a lot more easily.	It's not supposed to be easy, it's supposed to be beautiful.
want to be a high climber now, do you?	What you need is an engineer.  If you set up a system of pulleys and counterweights, some basic block and tackle mechanism, you could to this a lot more easily.
i can see kalen's point.	Want to be a high climber now, do you?
the mud carriers.	I can see Kalen's point.
yes.	The mud carriers.
and this is your "work"?	Yes.
thank you.	And this is your "work"?
this is magnificent...	Thank you.
you share dreams?  that's incredible.	We share everything.
every night.	You share dreams?  That's incredible.
all of you?	Every night.
we all have that dream.	All of you?
yes!	We all have that dream.
and you saw a shape ahead of you...	Yes!
yes.	And you saw a shape ahead of you...
then you came to a desert and mountains...	Yes.
mara, i had a strange dream last night.  i was here, walking through a forest very much like this, and then...	Then you came to a desert and mountains...
good night, then.	Good night.
not like this... they don't seem so bright with all the city lights.  i never really noticed them much...	Good night, then.
don't then have stars where you come from?	Not like this... They don't seem so bright with all the city lights.  I never really noticed them much...
you can see so many here.	Don't then have stars where you come from?
you seem fascinated by the stars.	You can see so many here.
thank you...	You seem fascinated by the stars.
i'll take you to your machine tomorrow.	Thank you...
i will...	I'll take you to your machine tomorrow.
i'm going to sit with kalen.  keep the fire burning if you can.	I will...
just a dream.  you should sleep too.  you're still not well.	I'm going to sit with Kalen.  Keep the fire burning if you can.
is he all right?	Just a dream.  You should sleep too.  You're still not well.
i'll take you tomorrow... you must have seen a lot on your journey.	For a time it was astounding.  I saw the years spinning by, I was in the years spinning by.  We made such advances.  I don't understand half of them.  There was a machine that talked to me and others that flew through the sky... We must have been incredible thinkers and artists --
yes.  or forward into the future. i suppose i really should check on the machine, see that it hasn't been damaged...	I'll take you tomorrow... You must have seen a lot on your journey.
i might find the truth rather hard to understand?... can you go back?	Yes.  Or forward into the future. I suppose I really should check on the machine, see that it hasn't been damaged...
why would you do that?	I might find the truth rather hard to understand?... Can you go back?
why not?	Why would you do that?
why?	Why not?
more than 800,000 years.	Why?
how long ago?	More than 800,000 years.
allowed me to travel from my time to yours.	How long ago?
that machine --	Allowed me to travel from my time to yours.
i know it's hard to believe, but it's true.	That machine --
oh, that explains everything.	I know it's hard to believe, but it's true.
you might find the truth rather hard to understand.	Then you can speak slowly.
we don't have anything like this. or the machine where kalen found you.  and i doubt they do beyond the valley... now where do you come from?	You might find the truth rather hard to understand.
what makes you say that?	We don't have anything like this. Or the machine where Kalen found you.  And I doubt they do beyond the valley... Now where do you come from?
you're not from beyond the valley.	What makes you say that?
it's hard for me to imagine a better place.  where i come from there's so much... frenzy.  day and night.  it seems we're all running faster and faster...  ... all in identical bowler hats.	You're not from beyond the valley.
he's gone to a better place.	It's hard for me to imagine a better place.  Where I come from there's so much... frenzy.  Day and night.  It seems we're all running faster and faster...  ... All in identical bowler hats.
your husband is dead?	He's gone to a better place.
kalen will tire you out if you let him.  he's always been curious. his father was firm with him but... it's just his way.	Your husband is dead?
his curiosity is amazing.	Mm.
is there a lot of illness?	Some.  But I mean we aren't all so... handsome.
yes.	Thank you.
how long did you travel?	Well it seems like a long time -- but it wasn't really.  It's rather hard to explain.
you're up!  you must be feeling better --	Yes...
may i get you some --	That'll be all.
all right, mrs. watchit.  you can go.	May I get you some --
yes, sir, he --	Tell him to go away --
here?	Yes, sir, he --
sir, mr. philby is here.	Here?
oh, i'm already swooning.	Ouch -- all right, wish me luck.
then if emma turns me down will you marry me?	Oh, I'm already swooning.
now that's more like it.  you look a proper gentlemen for once.	Then if Emma turns me down will you marry me?
i have it, but don't you think for one moment i'll be letting you go out in that filthy coat -- now go upstairs and change.  i've laid out your green coat.	What's the matter with -- ?  -- What would I do without you, Mrs. Watchit?
don't torture me -- do you have it?	I have it, but don't you think for one moment I'll be letting you go out in that filthy coat -- now go upstairs and change.  I've laid out your green coat.
do you have it?!	Hello, Mr. Philby.
oh huzzah, the master's home.	Do you have it?!
yes, sir.	Very good.  Now if you will excuse us for a moment.
abstract mathematics, relativity of dimensions, geometrical "durations" -- even allowing for the uses of speculation, what is the point?	Because it's a new way of seeing the world!  Of seeing our place in it!
my equations are not parlor-tricks!	Abstract mathematics, relativity of dimensions, geometrical "durations" -- even allowing for the uses of speculation, what is the point?
the advances you speak of were the result of countless years of study and empirical experimentation, a careful evolutionary process, not chalkboard parlor-tricks.	My equations are not parlor-tricks!
with respect, sir, would we have the telegraph without fantasy? would we have radium and x-rays without someone first dreaming we could?	The advances you speak of were the result of countless years of study and empirical experimentation, a careful evolutionary process, not chalkboard parlor-tricks.
animal husbandry is science, dr. hartdegen.  i have been breeding these fowl for fourteen years.  i have filled a library with information on their feeding patterns, social behavior and breeding.  empirical, exacting, quantifiable records.	Sir --
no, sir --	Animal husbandry is science, Dr. Hartdegen.  I have been breeding these fowl for fourteen years.  I have filled a library with information on their feeding patterns, social behavior and breeding.  Empirical, exacting, quantifiable records.
no, dr. hartdegen, they are not just chickens and roosters.  they are science.  perhaps they aren't "inspiring" to you.  perhaps they don't "challenge" you --	No, sir --
and roosters.	No, Dr. Hartdegen, they are not just chickens and roosters.  They are science.  Perhaps they aren't "inspiring" to you.  Perhaps they don't "challenge" you --
sir, that curriculum is forty years out of date.  the students today are looking toward the new century -- they want to be challenged and inspired, not spoon-fed dusty old equations that have been proved a thousand times.  they want to explore.	Do they?
because the assigned curriculum is boring.	Sir, that curriculum is forty years out of date.  The students today are looking toward the new century -- they want to be challenged and inspired, not spoon-fed dusty old equations that have been proved a thousand times.  They want to explore.
might i ask why?	Because the assigned curriculum is boring.
well... perhaps i have "deviated" the tiniest bit.	Might I ask why?
but i know that none of my faculty would ever deviate from the assigned curriculum.	Well... perhaps I have "deviated" the tiniest bit.
imagine that.	But I know that none of my faculty would ever deviate from the assigned curriculum.
well, just as i thought.  surely it's all been a terrible mistake. this parent actually suggested that your freshman course in applied mathematics has somehow become a seminar on theoretical physics!	Imagine that.
exactly correct, sir.	Well, just as I thought.  Surely it's all been a terrible mistake. This parent actually suggested that your freshman course in applied mathematics has somehow become a seminar on theoretical physics!
as i recall the syllabus the name of your tutorial is "applied mathematics and engineering", am i correct?	Exactly correct, sir.
i see.	As I recall the syllabus the name of your tutorial is "Applied Mathematics and Engineering", am I correct?
dr. philby, dr. hartdegen.  i received the most extraordinary letter last week.  from a parent. we are always pleased to receive letters from parents.  they are our employers, after all.  this gentleman's son is in your class, dr. hartdegen.	I see.
you won't even try?	We can't change the day and the night, Alexander.  This is the world.
we are what we are.	You won't even try?
then it's time to change that --	We are what we are.
this is out life, alexander.  it's a hard life but it is how we have always lived.	Then it's time to change that --
we choose to believe it.	My God!  How can you just do nothing!?  They're your friends, your family.  You all knew Mara. You ate with her and worked with her... Your work in the valley, what is that for if not to --
you know that's not true.	We choose to believe it.
they've gone to a better place.	You know that's not true.
what do you mean?!	They've gone to a better place.
alexander, i know you're trying to help.  but they don't come back.	What do you mean?!
we have to go after them, find where -- !	Alexander, I know you're trying to help.  But they don't come back.
we don't know.	We have to go after them, find where -- !
where do they take them?!	We don't know.
good morning, alexander.  feeling up to some work?	I suppose so.
i'm sorry, i didn't mean to...	Of course.  You're just tired. Mara, will you look after Alexander tonight?
my father has gone to a better place.	I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
no, i mean someone considerably older.  your father perhaps?	My father has gone to a better place.
i am the oldest.	No, I mean someone considerably older.  Your father perhaps?
yes.  i hope you won't take this the wrong way but is there someone older i could talk to?  an elder or patriarch of some kind?	I am the oldest.
new yorkers.	Yes.  I hope you won't take this the wrong way but is there someone older I could talk to?  An elder or patriarch of some kind?
to live in.  there's a lot of us... beyond the valley.	New Yorkers.
why?	To live in.  There's a lot of us... beyond the valley.
oh, very different.  but not entirely... i mean we have lots of, um, trees and such.  but not everywhere.  and more roads.  and buildings.	Why?
he said he traveled for two months.	I took a different route.
no...	He said he traveled for two months.
we had another visitor from beyond the valley about four years ago. his name was moren.  do you know him?	No...
well, i guess you'd call us... new yorkers.	New Yorkers.
what are your people called?	Well, I guess you'd call us... New Yorkers.
"eloi"?	What are your people called?
i did...	Well, we're happy you're here. Come inside.
and hungry, i'd say.  you had such a long journey.	I did...
yes, sir.	Now you are upsetting my fowl. Please go.
you supported his application, dr. philby.  you are his senior, advisor.  i depend upon you to restrain his... excesses.  any repetition of the behavior i witnessed in his classroom today and there will be consequences for you both.	Yes, sir.
if i might explain, sir --	You supported his application, Dr. Philby.  You are his senior, advisor.  I depend upon you to restrain his... excesses.  Any repetition of the behavior I witnessed in his classroom today and there will be consequences for you both.
sir, if i may --	Young man, we have a way of doing things here.  Radical theorizing is not acceptable.  Have I made myself understood?
my fowl have polluted the yard.	Dean Fulton...
they're inside --	Kalen, look at me.  There's no one here but us.  You see... I'm here, you're here, Alexander's here. There are no Morlocks.  It was just a dream...
no, you're safe --	They're inside --
they're here!  they're inside the house -- !	No, you're safe --
kalen, it's all right, i'm here --	They're here!  They're inside the house -- !
kalen, right now you need to go up to bed.  you're exhausting alexander.	You'll tell me more tomorrow?
i want to see your home.  will you take me?	Kalen, right now you need to go up to bed.  You're exhausting Alexander.
we'll see about that.	I am.  Are you a climber?
what did you do at night?	What's it like where you come from?
i found you.  i saved your life. you were bleeding all over the place!	That's quite enough, Kalen.
kalen...	I found you.  I saved your life. You were bleeding all over the place!
how did you get hurt?	Kalen...
i have no doubt of that.  i'll come by in the morning and we'll arrange it.  goodnight, mrs. watchit.	Goodnight, Mr. Philby.
i think i might be.  but there'll be some changes made.  i run a tight house.	I have no doubt of that.  I'll come by in the morning and we'll arrange it.  Goodnight, Mrs. Watchit.
sir?	I'm glad he's gone.  Maybe he's finally found a place where he can be happy.
and you've no idea where he went?	No, sir.
i don't know what to tell you, sir. he's been gone this whole week.	And you've no idea where he went?
i wonder if that poor girl has any idea what she's in for?	For our sake, I hope not.
hello, mrs. watchit.  you're looking in the pink.	Must be all the exercise I get scampering up and down these stairs like a wee lamb.
we never should have done this to him...	Well, what are we gonna do about it now?
don't get all worked up, justin. i expected some common sense on your part and clearly i was expecting too much. [beat] just open the drawer.	We never should have done this to him...
should we be what? trying to change him any way we can? [beat] yes.	But the Jacket? I mean...should we be leaving him in like that?
should we be...	Should we be what? Trying to change him any way we can? [Beat] Yes.
what about starks?	Should we be...
but... what about starks?	What about Starks?
then don't.	But... what about Starks?
[beat] listen, i hate to bother you...	Then don't.
i'm fine.	[Beat] Listen, I hate to bother you...
you ok?	I'm fine.
i didn't put you in alpine grove.	No. [Beat] You put me on drugs and then you put me in the Jacket.
i'm in it as we speak. [beat] you're haunting yourself right now. [beat] i guess sometimes we indict ourselves if no one else does. you didn't make history like you wanted to, huh, dr. becker. it turned out different, didn't it?	I didn't put you in Alpine Grove.
i don't understand...	I'm in it as we speak. [Beat] You're haunting yourself right now. [Beat] I guess sometimes we indict ourselves if no one else does. You didn't make history like you wanted to, huh, Dr. Becker. It turned out different, didn't it?
you just told me. the last time i was with you was when i was in the jacket. i'm in it right now, dr. becker.	I don't understand...
how did you come to know their names?	You just told me. The last time I was with you was when I was in the Jacket. I'm in it right now, Dr. Becker.
the three of you weren't regular patients. you were criminals that ended up at alpine grove.	No, we were patients.
so, what, you guinea pig sick people to find out?	The three of you weren't regular patients. You were criminals that ended up at Alpine Grove.
it was part of the treatment i intended...i didn't know what the effects would be...	So, what, you guinea pig sick people to find out?
medication? what kind of meds do you chase with nights in a cadaver drawer?	It was part of the treatment I intended...I didn't know what the effects would be...
of people like you. people i was just trying to help. they couldn't get worse so i thought, with medication, they might get...	Medication? What kind of meds do you chase with nights in a cadaver drawer?
because...because you came out and said something you couldn't have possibly have known. you came back and repeated three names...	Of people like you. People I was just trying to help. They couldn't get worse so I thought, with medication, they might get...
how?	Because...because you came out and said something you couldn't have possibly have known. You came back and repeated three names...
i know. [beat] i knew that when you came out.	How?
i didn't say i remembered killing him. i just repeated some words to get myself back in there.	I know. [Beat] I knew that when you came out.
i don't know how you died. the last time i put you in the jacket was just after you told me you remembered killing that police officer...	I didn't say I remembered killing him. I just repeated some words to get myself back in there.
i didn't kill myself. i died from a blow to the head. how'd it happen? i have to know.	I don't know how you died. The last time I put you in the Jacket was just after you told me you remembered killing that police officer...
no. i didn't. i swear i didn't. i probably helped push you to kill yourself, but i didn't do it.	I didn't kill myself. I died from a blow to the head. How'd it happen? I have to know.
i know. [beat] you killed me, didn't you?	No. I didn't. I swear I didn't. I probably helped push you to kill yourself, but I didn't do it.
you died, starks. years ago, in the hospital.	I know. [Beat] You killed me, didn't you?
how...how are you here?	You died, Starks. Years ago, in the hospital.
no. i'm not his son. i'm him. [beat] what? you look like you've seen a ghost. you can come here and touch me, old man. i'm the real thing.	How...how are you here?
[beat] you're his son?	No. I'm not his son. I'm him. [Beat] What? You look like you've seen a ghost. You can come here and touch me, old man. I'm the real thing.
i think you know. your eyes say you do.	[Beat] You're his son?
who are you?	I think you know. Your eyes say you do.
becker, how do you sleep at night?	You in here. [Beat] Works like a drug.
means we believe in doing his work and fear what the world would be like if we didn't at least try to.	Becker, how do you sleep at night?
and what does that mean?	Means we believe in doing his work and fear what the world would be like if we didn't at least try to.
i've managed to every sunday of my life. [beat] some of us are god- fearing men, starks.	And what does that mean?
you sure you know where to find one?	I've managed to every Sunday of my life. [Beat] Some of us are God- fearing men, Starks.
i'll say a prayer for you in church today, starks. maybe the gods can pick up where the medicine left off.	You sure you know where to find one?
getting away with things. like whatever i may or may not have gotten away with officer harrison.	You killed him?
yes.	Getting away with things. Like whatever I may or may not have gotten away with Officer Harrison.
my business?	Yes.
and what's that?	My business?
they make it hard for you to get away with your business, huh?	Temporarily.
it is. but when it comes down to it, you just have to patient with them. they'd rather have their vacation, too, so they just push dealing with our "practices" off to the new year.	They make it hard for you to get away with your business, huh?
that's too bad.	It is. But when it comes down to it, you just have to patient with them. They'd rather have their vacation, too, so they just push dealing with our "practices" off to the New Year.
hello, william. i understand you've been asking for me almost every hour. i would've been here sooner but you gave our little state visitor quite a bit to talk to me about.	That's too bad.
long live the organization for the organized!	Sit down, Mr. Starks! Sit down, Mr. Starks!
we are not birds of a feather.	Maybe not. [Beat] But I do think you're in a tree... woofing like a dog. And I'm just trying to help you the only way I can think of.
i don't give a shit about your patient!	I wasn't pausing to see if you did. [Beat] But, incidentally, you should, because you're birds of a feather.
i had a patient a few years ago. his name was ted casey...	I don't give a shit about your patient!
i didn't dream it. i may have been asleep but it wasn't a dream. becker sits down in a chair, half-shrouded in the light.	I had a patient a few years ago. His name was Ted Casey...
don't give me that. i know what's real, goddamnit! you strapped me in something and stuck me in a drawer.	I didn't dream it. I may have been asleep but it wasn't a dream. BECKER sits down in a CHAIR, half-shrouded in the light.
you're just suffering from delusions that are unfortunately part of your condition.	Don't give me that. I know what's real, goddamnit! You strapped me in something and stuck me in a drawer.
[pointedly] of course you're not.	You're just suffering from delusions that are unfortunately part of your condition.
don't act like i don't know what's real. [beat] i'm not the one that's crazy here.	[Pointedly] Of course you're not.
relax.	Don't act like I don't know what's real. [Beat] I'm not the one that's crazy here.
actually, that's exactly what our equipment is.	Relax.
that wasn't a fucking restraint.	Actually, that's exactly what our equipment is.
we were forced to use restrains if that's what you're referring to.	That wasn't a fucking restraint.
[uncertainly] in that thing...the jacket.	We were forced to use restrains if that's what you're referring to.
in where?	[Uncertainly] In that thing...the Jacket.
i don't know better. all i know is that you left me in there.	In where?
are you kidding me? he's not psychotic!	Then how would you describe him, Beth? Merely rebellious?
he's recovering on the third floor.	Are you kidding me? He's not psychotic!
[beat] you don't believe me, do you?	It's not my job to believe you.
you said you couldn't remember killing officer harrison. correct?	[Beat] You don't believe me, do you?
depends on what you're seeing.	You said you couldn't remember killing Officer Harrison. Correct?
i'm just looking at you. does that make you uncomfortable?	Depends on what you're seeing.
[beat] so they say. [off becker's steady gaze] what?	I'm just looking at you. Does that make you uncomfortable?
well, your condition's pretty serious.	[Beat] So they say. [Off Becker's steady gaze] What?
he died because he bled to death from a blow to his head. someone had to have given him it.	I never touched your father! I swear!
i don't know what you're talking about, man. i swear. this is some weird shit you're telling me... and i don't know how come you're doing it.	He died because he bled to death from a blow to his head. Someone had to have given him it.
i didn't. [beat] did you have anything to do with his death?	I don't know what you're talking about, man. I swear. This is some weird shit you're telling me... and I don't know how come you're doing it.
i thought you said you never knew your father.	I didn't. [Beat] Did you have anything to do with his death?
that's too bad.	I thought you said you never knew your father.
look here, i don't like you getting in my face and saying this bullshit to me...	That's too bad.
my father used to talk about you.	Oh yeah, what'd he say?
did you know my father?	Oh yeah, sure. He killed a cop, right?
he didn't either.	Did you know my father?
that's right! goddamn, you're the spitting image. i didn't know he had a son.	He didn't either.
you may have known my father, william starks.	That's right! Goddamn, you're the spitting image. I didn't know he had a son.
do i know you from somewhere?	You may have known my father, William Starks.
where? [beat] it's becker isn't it? he's doing stuff, isn't he?	Later. I'll tell you about it later. We got a session to catch now.
they should just be looking harder.	Where? [Beat] It's Becker isn't it? He's doing stuff, isn't he?
what should they be looking for?	They should just be looking harder.
they don't care about all the things we do right. [beat] but they might ...they might care about what we're doing wrong. [beat] that's what they should come here to look for.	What should they be looking for?
it's the ticking of a box on a sheet of paper no one cares about.	They don't care about all the things we do right. [Beat] But they might ...they might care about what we're doing wrong. [Beat] That's what they should come here to look for.
maybe it's not such a waste.	It's the ticking of a box on a sheet of paper no one cares about.
i wish they'd skip the formality of this annual review and just cut our budget. our silence on the matter should be enough to appease the civic conscience without wasting an hour we don't have.	Maybe it's not such a waste.
we're late.	I wish they'd skip the formality of this annual review and just cut our budget. Our silence on the matter should be enough to appease the civic conscience without wasting an hour we don't have.
no, it hasn't.	Yes. [Beat] It has. Everything up 'till today is done. Everything starting with tomorrow is up for grabs.
and i can't stay here in my condition. i am going to die tonight. it's already been decided.	No, it hasn't.
i can't take you out of here in your condition...	And I can't stay here in my condition. I am going to die tonight. It's already been decided.
i need to get this letter to someone.	I can't take you out of here in your condition...
[beat] thank you.	I need to get this letter to someone.
[beat] what do you need me to do?	[Beat] Thank you.
this is really happening, isn't it?	[Beat] What do you need me to do?
sure.	Good.
you done with your small talk?	Sure.
i am. one of the few things i remember doing is eating. so i guess i must be exercising it off in my dreams.	You done with your small talk?
you look like you've lost some weight. are you eating?	I am. One of the few things I remember doing is eating. So I guess I must be exercising it off in my dreams.
what about dr. becker and mr. gries?	Unfortunately, I'm not familiar with Dr. Becker and Dr. Gries passed away three, four years ago.
well, dr. lorenson is still here at the hospital. if she was here at the time your father was, then i'm sure she'd be of more help to you.	What about Dr. Becker and Mr. Gries?
what about dr. thomas becker or dr. loel lorenson? there was also a dr. gries, i think.	Well, Dr. Lorenson is still here at the hospital. If she was here at the time your father was, then I'm sure she'd be of more help to you.
no, i don't. i'm sorry. i wish i knew more.	What about Dr. Thomas Becker or Dr. Loel Lorenson? There was also a Dr. Gries, I think.
his body was found on january 1, 1993, but do you know if that was long after he had died?	No, I don't. I'm sorry. I wish I knew more.
i'm sorry i can't tell you more about your father's death, mr. starks. our own medical examiners determined only that he died from a blunt trauma to the head but that was right around the time the alpine grove's staff changed and i'm afraid we didn't have the best record system before then.	His body was found on January 1, 1993, but do you know if that was long after he had died?
why?	Just do it.
jackie, go play in the snow.	Why?
mom, this is the guy that drove us home that afternoon we were stuck on the highway. the guy you yelled at for no good reason...	Oh, yeah.
i'm sorry? your face looks awfully familiar, i just can't quite place it...	Mom, this is the guy that drove us home that afternoon we were stuck on the highway. The guy you yelled at for no good reason...
mom, he just fixed our car.	Jackie, get in the car. NOW!
get your fucking hands off my daughter!	Mom, he just fixed our car.
how you doin'?	I'm doing fine.
it's ok. it's ok. relax. it's just a cut. we can get it fixed. but we need to get you to the hospital now. how'd you get that?	I fell down. [Beat] But I'm alive.
you're bleeding pretty bad there.	It's ok. It's ok. Relax. It's just a cut. We can get it fixed. But we need to get you to the hospital now. How'd you get that?
i think so.	You're bleeding pretty bad there.
[beat] you be good to yourself, jackie.	Ok.
good. how's your mom?	Ok, I guess.
i've been ok.	Good. How's your mom?
then, where are you going?	Nowhere. [Beat] I just think I'm gonna be sick.
you gotta stop thinking like that.	Then, where are you going?
112 orchard way. [realizing, in a whisper] you're not coming back, are you?	You gotta stop thinking like that.
when we first met, when you were 7, where was the house you lived in with your mother? do you remember your address?	112 Orchard Way. [Realizing, in a whisper] You're not coming back, are you?
what?	When we first met, when you were 7, where was the house you lived in with your mother? Do you remember your address?
lorenson's the only one that could let me out of there. i need something to persuade her that i was there. get me something to take to her.	Ok. Ssh. Rest.
what's happening to me? why am i getting so much weaker?	Because your body can only take so much of what they're putting you through.
where are we going?	To the hospital.
why are you saying that? [beat] we don't have long, do we?	Where are we going?
if everything hadn't happened the way it has, then i wouldn't be here right now, sitting in a car with you, touching your face.	Why are you saying that? [Beat] We don't have long, do we?
no, he didn't.	What? How can you say that? He's the one that put you in that goddamn medieval...Jacket. He's probably the one who killed you.
that's all you got from him? that bastard helped take your life away from you.	No, he didn't.
william, you're not making sense.	[Beat] They're at Church. And I bet that's where Becker is.
they've got lives to be grateful for.	William, you're not making sense.
of course he will. [beat] what day of the week is it?	It's Sunday.
then why isn't there anyone around?	[Beat] I don't know.
i don't know. but this isn't a dream. i'm real, and so is where we are.	Then why isn't there anyone around?
i don't know. maybe that's because this whole thing is a dream. how can you have a street with no cars on it?	I don't know. But this isn't a dream. I'm real, and so is where we are.
what? what are you thinking?	There're no cars on this street.
they're not.	[Beat, lost] No.
they're not here.	They're not.
yeah. i called the number yesterday to make sure. thomas becker, retired m.d.	They're not here.
you're sure?	Yeah. I called the number yesterday to make sure. Thomas Becker, retired M.D.
here, drink this. i'll get the heat going.	You're sure?
me, too.	Here, drink this. I'll get the heat going.
i might not be able to.	It's not a prison, it's a hospital. There's got to be some way out of there and you've got to find it...
you've got to get yourself out of that place. they're going to kill you if you don't.	I might not be able to.
of course it makes me mad. it makes me more than mad. just like remembering the face of the man who killed that officer and knowing nothing more about him. but what's it gonna do for me to find them now? i can't fix everything in three days.	You've got to get yourself out of that place. They're going to kill you if you don't.
i know. it was perfect. [beat] erase my sanity and you erase anything i'll ever say.	Of course it makes me mad. It makes me more than mad. Just like remembering the face of the man who killed that officer and knowing nothing more about him. But what's it gonna do for me to find them now? I can't fix everything in three days.
what about captain medley? he never told them what happened to you over there. his testimony...that coward wanted them to think you were crazy.	I know. It was perfect. [Beat] Erase my sanity and you erase anything I'll ever say.
i don't know.	They told me Becker's in Shelbourne now. I looked him up and he was listed.
how long do we have?	I don't know.
why?	Because that's the part I believe is true. You probably did help her somehow with the boy and Eugene's name did come up over and over again on the abstracts I pulled.
let's see if they have an address for becker. i also want to figure out more about the kid you helped her with.	Why?
maybe. i don't know. seems more likely becker does, but at the very least she knows how i died.	Let's see if they have an address for Becker. I also want to figure out more about the kid you helped her with.
you think lorenson kills you?	Maybe. I don't know. Seems more likely Becker does, but at the very least she knows how I died.
i have no idea.	You think Lorenson kills you?
me neither. who was the boy she was talking about, eugene?	I have no idea.
i don't believe a thing she just said.	Me neither. Who was the boy she was talking about, Eugene?
how? did they figure it out after i died?	No. They never figured it out. I did. Most murderers don't stop to help a drunk woman and her little girl on the side of the road. Not without hurting them.
i know.	How? Did they figure it out after I died?
i didn't kill officer harrison.	I know.
if they don't take me out before then. [as an afterthought] what's the net?	I didn't kill Officer Harrison.
alpine grove still exists. i looked it up on the net. we should go there and see if there's still anyone around who might have known what happened to you.	If they don't take me out before then. [As an afterthought] What's the net?
i know.	Alpine Grove still exists. I looked it up on the net. We should go there and see if there's still anyone around who might have known what happened to you.
then we need to figure out what happened to you. it's the only thing we can do.	I know.
yes.	Then we need to figure out what happened to you. It's the only thing we can do.
[softly] i want to trust you. should i trust you?	Yes.
i don't know. [beat] i thought i was crazy after you left that day. i died. i still think i could be crazy. but then i replayed that night in my head -- the parts of it i could remember -- and it was like...i don't care if i was, or am. i haven't felt that way in a room with someone my whole life. [beat] and when you left, all i wanted was...	[Softly] I want to trust you. Should I trust you?
do you really believe me?	I don't know. [Beat] I thought I was crazy after you left that day. I died. I still think I could be crazy. But then I replayed that night in my head -- the parts of it I could remember -- and it was like...I don't care if I was, or am. I haven't felt that way in a room with someone my whole life. [Beat] And when you left, all I wanted was...
i don't know how you got the cut to your head, but you died bleeding from it.	Do you really believe me?
what?	I don't know how you got the cut to your head, but you died bleeding from it.
[beat] you bled to death.	What?
after i...	[Beat] You bled to death.
but no one knew until after...	After I...
it was banned, you know... and it led to an investigation of dr. becker's mistreatment of some of his patients. that's when they found out how badly he was drugging his patients...	But no one knew until after...
yeah.	It was banned, you know... and it led to an investigation of Dr. Becker's mistreatment of some of his patients. That's when they found out how badly he was drugging his patients...
the jacket. that's what they call it, right?	Yeah.
i'll leave. but look at me. look at my face, jackie. i'm not lying. i met you and your mother. i told you then that i'd lost my memory. [beat] there was no one for miles around so i know you know there's no way i could have known that from a pair of dog tags you had lying around.	Please...
i'm telling you i don't care what time you think you're in. you're not william starks. [beat] i don't believe in many things, but i believe in death. and it doesn't give back what it takes. so whoever you are...i did a nice thing, you've made me regret it enough already, so please, just leave.	I'll leave. But look at me. Look at my face, Jackie. I'm not lying. I met you and your mother. I told you then that I'd lost my memory. [Beat] There was no one for miles around so I know you know there's no way I could have known that from a pair of dog tags you had lying around.
no, it's not. [beat] it's december 25th, 2004.	I'm telling you I don't care what time you think you're in. You're not William Starks. [Beat] I don't believe in many things, but I believe in death. And it doesn't give back what it takes. So whoever you are...I did a nice thing, you've made me regret it enough already, so please, just leave.
it's december 25th, 1993 today.	No, it's not. [Beat] It's December 25th, 2004.
i know what this is...i picked you up when i was drunk and you probably thought i'm just fucked up enough to fall for this. but the thing is i know what i'm doing when i drink. i just usually don't care. right now, i do though. and i want you out. now.	It's December 25th, 1993 today.
i don't know. but he did die. starks falters under the news. jackie looks around, through her now blurred eyes, like she might find some help in the apartment. she settles for the bottle of vodka on the table, lowers the iron fork and takes a long heavy drink, then laughs nervously as she looks up.	I know what this is...I picked you up when I was drunk and you probably thought I'm just fucked up enough to fall for this. But the thing is I know what I'm doing when I drink. I just usually don't care. Right now, I do though. And I want you out. Now.
how'd he die?	I don't know. But he did die. STARKS falters under the news. JACKIE looks around, through her now blurred eyes, like she might find some help in the apartment. She settles for the BOTTLE of VODKA on the table, lowers the iron fork and takes a long heavy drink, then laughs nervously as she looks up.
no, you didn't. they found william starks' body dead in the snow.	How'd he die?
i gave you my dog tags.	No, you didn't. They found William Starks' body dead in the snow.
how?	I gave you my dog tags.
i looked it up.	How?
his body was found new year's day, 19...1993. at alpine...	I looked it up.
[beat] what?	His body was found New Year's Day, 19...1993. At Alpine...
william starks is dead... [beat] i've been to his grave.	[Beat] What?
[beat] what?	William Starks is dead... [Beat] I've been to his grave.
you can't be william starks. he's dead.	[Beat] What?
i'm sorry for upsetting you, [beat] but i'm not lying to you.	You can't be William Starks. He's dead.
stop it! stop it! jackie covers her ears and looks at him, pleading with her eyes. starks' eyes plead right back.	I'm sorry for upsetting you, [beat] but I'm not lying to you.
well, you belong in one.	Stop it! Stop it! JACKIE covers her ears and looks at him, pleading with her eyes. STARKS' eyes plead right back.
no, i don't have anything to show you. i'm here from a mental hospital.	Well, you belong in one.
what? now you're gonna show me some kind of driver's license?	No, I don't have anything to show you. I'm here from a mental hospital.
jackie, i'm william starks. i can prove it.	What? Now you're gonna show me some kind of driver's license?
if you don't get out of my house right now, i'll call the police.	Jackie, I'm William Starks. I can prove it.
[beat] i know it doesn't make sense. it doesn't even make sense to me.	If you don't get out of my house right now, I'll call the police.
what'd you do? snoop all over the place? you had no right. you had no right to go through anything.	[Beat] I know it doesn't make sense. It doesn't even make sense to me.
i think i can remember what's on them.	William Starks. [Beat] Thanks.
[beat] in case you get lost, or can't remember who you are.	I think I can remember what's on them.
what for?	[Beat] In case you get lost, or can't remember who you are.
dog tags. [off her blank look] they've got your name and date of birth for identification.	What for?
what're those?	Dog tags. [Off her blank look] They've got your name and date of birth for identification.
yeah, i'll hitch a ride or something. [beat] let her throw it all up before she gets back behind the wheel.	What're those?
you're just gonna walk?	Yeah, I'll hitch a ride or something. [Beat] Let her throw it all up before she gets back behind the wheel.
hey, can you reach the gas pedal?	Yeah.
but i like it i guess.	Hey, can you reach the gas pedal?
[beat] what's your name?	Jackie.
yeah, but i don't know what.	[Beat] What's your name?
your mom take anything before this happened?	Yeah, but I don't know what.
you two ok?	Our car won't start.
come on, mom. don't fall asleep...	You two ok?
because becker resigned after the charges brought against him by state patient advocacy groups.	I see you've done your homework. [Beat] Alpine Grove's undergone a lot of changes since then. At the time, we didn't have the...resources to help our patients the way we needed to. [Beat] Now, we do. And things are different.
i don't understand.	I still don't either, even after all these years.
he just said...that i'd shock eugene and then things would change for him.	I don't understand.
how?	He just said...that I'd shock Eugene and then things would change for him.
it's complicated, but [looking at starks] in a way, your father let me know how i'd get through to him.	How?
just a little, when we were looking up information about william's father. how did he help?	It's complicated, but [looking at Starks] in a way, your father let me know how I'd get through to him.
sure. it's an easy address. a little far out there, but easy enough.	Good.
you know how to get there?	Sure. It's an easy address. A little far out there, but easy enough.
what are you talking about?	You'll figure it out and you'll do good by him.
i don't know when it'll happen but soon i think, you'll shock the boy and it'll wake him up.	What are you talking about?
you did, in the future. you figured it out because a part of you already knows this. that's how it works. [beat] i'm just telling you something you already know, even if you haven't realized it.	I don't know when it'll happen but soon I think, you'll shock the boy and it'll wake him up.
who told you this?	You did, in the future. You figured it out because a part of you already knows this. That's how it works. [Beat] I'm just telling you something you already know, even if you haven't realized it.
he's having absence [pronounced "absance"] seizures when he stares off into space like he does. he has them so often that that's why he hasn't learned to speak properly.	Who told you this?
listen to me. that's all i ask.	He's having absence [pronounced "absance"] seizures when he stares off into space like he does. He has them so often that that's why he hasn't learned to speak properly.
william, i can't indulge these delusions, even when you're in this state.	Listen to me. That's all I ask.
i do believe you...	No. Listen to me...the kid, Eugene...
you still don't believe me, do you?	I do believe you...
i'm not gonna let that happen.	You still don't believe me, do you?
what for?	I'm not gonna let that happen.
can i get some paper and something to write with.	What for?
who are you kidding, doc? you or me?	Can I get some paper and something to write with.
you're going to be ok, william. we just need to get your fever down and we'll be able to hopefully stabilize you.	Who are you kidding, Doc? You or me?
who...who kills me?	You have nothing to fear, William.
yeah.	Who...who kills me?
i did?	Yeah.
you told me this was how it happened.	I did?
how...how do you know?	You told me this was how it happened.
i know. i know it all. save your strength. i already know everything you're going to say. [beat] you're in the jacket right now, aren't you?	How...how do you know?
i don't know how you know about eugene, but these ideas are part of your delusions.	NO! They're not my delusions! Look, just leave my business with Becker to me!
some part of you suspects -- even if you don't know for sure -- that what i'm saying is true.	I don't know how you know about Eugene, but these ideas are part of your delusions.
how do you know about eugene?	You told me about him. I saw you and I think you thought I knew something about him. So you told me.
because of the future. i know what's going to happen.	William, that is just another facet of my delusions.
and how do you know that?	Because of the future. I know what's going to happen.
i'm about to die unless i do something to stop it.	And how do you know that?
why not?	I'm about to die unless I do something to stop it.
because i don't have time.	Why not?
why don't you help me?	Because I don't have time.
[beat] like who? like mackenzie maybe?	Maybe.
what about the world?	I didn't see that much of it -- same as now. I only saw it as part of my own life.
no. not for people like me. [beat] not in the places i come from.	What about the world?
the future doesn't look different?	No. Not for people like me. [Beat] Not in the places I come from.
it doesn't look all that different.	The future doesn't look different?
ok fine. tell me about it. tell me about the future. 2004. what does it look like?	It doesn't look all that different.
well, what time is it?	2004.
[beat] i've seen a time that's not this time. and i'm only able to see it when i'm in the jacket.	Well, what time is it?
come on. tell me what you do know.	[Beat] I've seen a time that's not this time. And I'm only able to see it when I'm in the Jacket.
i don't know. [frustrated] remember?	Come on. Tell me what you do know.
then help me understand. you know, you're not alone. a lot of gulf vets have begun to experience curious symptoms. what you have might well be a syndrome and, if so, it's not one we know enough about to be treating it this vigorously.	This has nothing to do with that.
you don't understand.	Then help me understand. You know, you're not alone. A lot of Gulf Vets have begun to experience curious symptoms. What you have might well be a syndrome and, if so, it's not one we know enough about to be treating it this vigorously.
no, i do. that's what i'm saying to you.	Listen to me! You don't! The Jacket is my only chance in this place.
you have no idea what's going on.	No, I do. That's what I'm saying to you.
what do you mean?	You have no idea what's going on.
you'll die if you keep smoking those in your condition.	I'll die either way.
well... [beat] let me know how your search turns out.	[Beat] We will.
exactly.	Well... [beat] let me know how your search turns out.
[beat] yeah, it is.	Exactly.
it's important for you to know who your father was, isn't it?	[Beat] Yeah, it is.
so maybe dr. becker would know. [beat] but, as i'm sure you know, the statute of limitations has run out for charging the hospital with any liabilities.	Why would we do that?
how do you know about dr. becker?	My dad wrote some things down before he died.
well, do you think dr. becker would have any idea?	How do you know about Dr. Becker?
i was. but i saw a lot of cuts and a lot of blows. i'm sorry i don't know more about your father's. [sincerely] i didn't know about everything that went on here.	Well, do you think Dr. Becker would have any idea?
but dr. morgan said you were around when my father was...	I was. But I saw a lot of cuts and a lot of blows. I'm sorry I don't know more about your father's. [Sincerely] I didn't know about everything that went on here.
[beat] i don't know.	But Dr. Morgan said you were around when my father was...
how'd he get it?	[Beat] I don't know.
what case?	I was working with a boy named Eugene.
at the end, he made me change my mind about a lot of things.	You thought my father was crazy?
why?	At the end, he made me change my mind about a lot of things.
yeah, i did. [beat] he was my most memorable patient.	Why?
i never knew my father. did you?	Yeah, I did. [Beat] He was my most memorable patient.
my god you look exactly like him.	I never knew my father. Did you?
you should be careful. you could be killed if they found you out here.	Believe me, I know.
so it's helping?	You should be careful. You could be killed if they found you out here.
no. i don't want it to.	So it's helping?
i could try to...make it stop.	No. I don't want it to.
why, what would you do?	I could try to...make it stop.
you may never remember at all. [beat] your mind's grasp of reality and the real events that have happened to you has been damaged.	No. The real events that have happened to me have been fucked up. Not my mind.
that conviction doesn't convince me of anything. until i know that i did it, i'm not going to accept that i did.	You may never remember at all. [Beat] Your mind's grasp of reality and the real events that have happened to you has been damaged.
you were convicted of the crime.	That conviction doesn't convince me of anything. Until I know that I did it, I'm not going to accept that I did.
because i don't think i'm crazy.	You're not crazy.
i guess i'd ask you why.	Because I don't think I'm crazy.
and if i didn't want to come?	I guess I'd ask you why.
becker does? are you sure?	I've been here for 11 years. It's my neighborhood. 'Course I'm sure. He's as drugged up as the rest of us...I guess he has to be to put up with all this.
[shrugging] what if we are? there're crazier things than thinking up fictions for yourself. [beat] everyone does it, don't they? even becker. that roller coaster car pops more pills than all of ward 3.	Becker does? Are you sure?
mackenzie, [beat] what if we are crazy?	[Shrugging] What if we are? There're crazier things than thinking up fictions for yourself. [Beat] Everyone does it, don't they? Even Becker. That roller coaster car pops more pills than all of Ward 3.
geez, how's that for a fucking "thank you"?	Is it true?
so what am i supposed to do?	You could still always give Becker an itch. 'Course you might get killed when he goes to scratch it, but seems to me you're saying that's about to happen anyway. [Beat] Just be careful not to walk yourself right into something.
'cause lorenson's got her claws in it now. when she started getting suspicious about me was when they stopped using it on me. women!	So what am I supposed to do?
why?	'Cause Lorenson's got her claws in it now. When she started getting suspicious about me was when they stopped using it on me. Women!
it's gonna be sticky.	Why?
oh no, you're pretty young. your body'll be able to handle a lot more of it than you think...	No. [Beat] I mean I found out while I was in it that my body's gonna be found in four days.
the jacket.	Oh no, you're pretty young. Your body'll be able to handle a lot more of it than you think...
[beat] how do you know?	The Jacket.
[gravely] no, i mean in four days, i'm supposed to die.	[Beat] How do you know?
mortality's actually a great thing to be familiar with. it means you're sane on some level.	[Gravely] No, I mean in four days, I'm supposed to die.
[cutting in] mackenzie, listen to me. listen. i'm going to die.	Mortality's actually a great thing to be familiar with. It means you're sane on some level.
i know you need one when it's really cold.	[Cutting in] MacKenzie, listen to me. Listen. I'm going to die.
i wasn't talking about anything.	Yeah, you were. What you said about them taking me out to the woods...
what were you talking about the other day?	I wasn't talking about anything.
yeah, well 30 times probably would make you seem crazy.	Or just plain stupid. You'd think by the twentieth time, I'd have found an alternative method. Maybe a more effective one, if you know what I mean.
don't you go to jail for that?	I tried something like 30 times. There is, as STARKS rightly figures, no suitable response to that.
i tried to kill my wife.	Don't you go to jail for that?
yeah, guess so. how'd you know?	TV. Helps numb [makes a "crazy gesture"] any active mind. [Sticking out a jittery hand] Rudy MacKenzie.
that's kingsley. old bastard hears us, i'm sure. he just doesn't want to bother answering so he makes us think he can't talk. i know. i tried it on my mother for two months once before she fished out my tongue. literally. [beat] you're the cop killer, right?	Yeah, guess so. How'd you know?
sure.	Great, get in. We'll switch off in a bit.
can you drive?	Sure.
i'm going to canada but i can let you ride with me up to the border.	Can you drive?
where are you going?	I'm going to Canada but I can let you ride with me up to the border.
hey, mister, you need a ride?	Where are you going?
it's worse than war. it's worse than anywhere you've ever been.	I doubt it. [Beat] I don't think prison's so bad you don't want to remember it...
no.	It's worse than war. It's worse than anywhere you've ever been.
you ever been to jail?	No.
yeah, me too. [softly] every day for the last ten years.	That when you stopped being a nurse?
i'm sorry.	Yeah, me too. [Softly] Every day for the last ten years.
she fucked herself up day after day and then, one day, she fell asleep with a burning cigarette. [beat] i came home from work and she was gone.	I'm sorry.
how?	She fucked herself up day after day and then, one day, she fell asleep with a burning cigarette. [Beat] I came home from work and she was gone.
never knew my father. i grew up with my mother. actually, i grew up around my mother. she was great though. i mean, the way she was with her friends... she was this woman who had so much life in her, she had to find ways to kill some of it just to be like the rest of us. [beat] she died young.	How?
yeah. [beat] how about you?	Never knew my father. I grew up with my mother. Actually, I grew up around my mother. She was great though. I mean, the way she was with her friends... She was this woman who had so much life in her, she had to find ways to kill some of it just to be like the rest of us. [Beat] She died young.
i'm sorry.	Yeah. [Beat] How about you?
i guess not. but, as of now, i never knew either.	I'm sorry.
so you never knew your mother?	I guess not. But, as of now, I never knew either.
they told me i joined the army when i was seventeen. that's when my father died and, before that, it was apparently just me and him since i was born 'cause my mom split.	So you never knew your mother?
may be easy to remember, but not easy to get. being warm, maybe -- but, look, you don't even have a coat and i still have to chop wood to make a fire. [beat] and, being happy...you tell me if that's simple.	They told me I joined the army when I was seventeen. That's when my father died and, before that, it was apparently just me and him since I was born 'cause my mom split.
but hey, who can forget those words? the man just wants simple and good things for his woman -- that she be warm and happy. how hard can that be to remember?	May be easy to remember, but not easy to get. Being warm, maybe -- but, look, you don't even have a coat and I still have to chop wood to make a fire. [Beat] And, being happy...you tell me if that's simple.
you remember it?	But hey, who can forget those words? The man just wants simple and good things for his woman -- that she be warm and happy. How hard can that be to remember?
this is a great song.	You remember it?
you don't think that's crazy?	Maybe. [Beat] Maybe not.
[beat] real is overrated.	You don't think that's crazy?
[beat] why?	[Beat] Real is overrated.
well, good for you.	[Beat] Why?
shit happens, and your life changes. 'bout the best explanation of a lot of things that happen. [beat] so how come you don't know where you're coming from?	I don't know, but I think part of it's...
[beat] why'd you stop?	Shit happens, and your life changes. 'Bout the best explanation of a lot of things that happen. [Beat] So how come you don't know where you're coming from?
have you always been a waitress?	[Beat] Why'd you stop?
[beat] i do it.	Have you always been a waitress?
you like it?	[Beat] I do it.
yup. that's me.	You like it?
so you're a waitress, right? i mean...from the uniform you were wearing.	Yup. That's me.
thanks.	So you're a waitress, right? I mean...from the uniform you were wearing.
this is pretty good. considering...	Thanks.
sure.	This is pretty good. Considering...
you want a drink?	Sure.
no, it's fine. [beat, swallow] thanks.	You want a drink?
i only lit it because it was so cold in here. i'm sorry if...	No, it's fine. [Beat, swallow] Thanks.
the best i could do with what was in your fridge.	I only lit it because it was so cold in here. I'm sorry if...
what's this?	The best I could do with what was in your fridge.
[beat] yeah, i'm fine.	You know what? It's Christmas Eve. And you look clean -- I mean, you're normal-looking. [Resolutely, for her own benefit] It's Christmas Eve, and I have a couch.
no, you won't. you'll die of cold out there and then i'll have to feel guilty. and i've already got more guilt than i know what to do with. [beat] do you want something to drink?	No, I'm ok.
i'll manage.	No, you won't. You'll die of cold out there and then I'll have to feel guilty. And I've already got more guilt than I know what to do with. [Beat] Do you want something to drink?
where are you going? you'll freeze out there. you don't even have a coat.	I'll manage.
nothing. [getting up] thanks for bringing me this far.	Where are you going? You'll freeze out there. You don't even have a coat.
great. that was our last option. what am i going to do with you?	Nothing. [Getting up] Thanks for bringing me this far.
well, don't you somewhere? stuff? belongings?	No. [Beat] Not around here.
no.	Well, don't you somewhere? Stuff? Belongings?
do you have a motel or something? money?	No.
[beat] i was dropped off.	Do you have a motel or something? Money?
well, how'd you get here?	[Beat] I was dropped off.
because in my life, it wouldn't make sense for me to pick up some normal guy with a place where he's from and a place where he's going to. it'd be too simple. i probably wouldn't know how to handle a situation like that.	Well, you definitely didn't pick normal or simple this time either.
why "of course"?	Because in my life, it wouldn't make sense for me to pick up some normal guy with a place where he's from and a place where he's going to. It'd be too simple. I probably wouldn't know how to handle a situation like that.
of course you don't know.	Why "of course"?
i'm not sure. [beat] i don't really know.	Of course you don't know.
well, where are you from?	I'm not sure. [Beat] I don't really know.
i don't think so.	Well, where are you from?
you don't have anywhere to stay?	I don't think so.
i'm not sure.	You don't have anywhere to stay?
i'm not sure.	Let me ask you that again. This time, look around and consider your options.
all right. [beat] you got somewhere you need to go, mister?	I'm not sure.
[beat] thanks.	All right. [Beat] You got somewhere you need to go, Mister?
in case you hadn't figured, it's christmas eve. you're never gonna get a cab here.	[Beat] Thanks.
[beat] i'm not deaf.	Good.
if you're deaf, read my lips...i don't need a psycho following me today.	[Beat] I'm not deaf.
what?	Go fuck yourself.
darryl.	What?
... only for one day and we'll be back tomorrow night.	No you won't.  You'll be back today. Now!  You get your ass back here, Thelma, now, Goddamnit.  Thelma, do you understand me?
'bye, honey.  i won't wait up.	See ya.
well then, it's a good thing you're not regional manager and i am.	'Bye, honey.  I won't wait up.
funny how so many people wanna buy carpet on a friday night.  you'd almost think they's want to forget about it for the weekend.	Well then, it's a good thing you're not regional manager and I am.
no, thelma, i don't give a shit what we have for dinner.  i may not even make it home for dinner.  you know how fridays are.	Funny how so many people wanna buy carpet on a Friday night.  You'd almost think they's want to forget about it for the weekend.
you want anything special for dinner?	No, Thelma, I don't give a shit what we have for dinner.  I may not even make it home for dinner.  You know how Fridays are.
what?!	You want anything special for dinner?
hon?	What?!
uh-huh.	Hon?
have a good day at work today.	Uh-huh.
what.	Have a good day at work today.
hon.	What.
i'm sorry, doll, i just didn't want you to be late.	Hon.
damnit, thelma, don't holler like that!  haven't i told you i can't stand it when you holler in the morning.	I'm sorry, Doll, I just didn't want you to be late.
in the leg.	I gotta go to Little Rock.
that's what everybody says.  only problem is nobody's husband was unaccounted for that night... could you shoot eddie in the face?  at point blank range?	In the leg.
honey.  nothing's impossible.  you just don't shoot someone like that for no reason.  maybe he was askin' for it.  anyway, somebody's husband probably got ol' harlan.	That's what everybody says.  Only problem is nobody's husband was unaccounted for that night... Could you shoot Eddie in the face?  At point blank range?
yeah, i could too.  but... i don't know why i'm even asking you this. it's just... we can't place anybody at the scene but these two gals that everybody swears is sweet as pie. i don't know.  i keep hearing words -- impossible -- inconceivable.  if just one person would say...	Honey.  Nothing's impossible.  You just don't shoot someone like that for no reason.  Maybe he was askin' for it.  Anyway, somebody's husband probably got ol' Harlan.
well, maybe if they were trying to hurt you or one of the kids.  i'm sure i could shoot someone if they tried to hurt one of the children.	Yeah, I could too.  But... I don't know why I'm even asking you this. It's just... we can't place anybody at the scene but these two gals that everybody swears is sweet as pie. I don't know.  I keep hearing words -- impossible -- inconceivable.  If just one person would say...
on what?	Well, maybe if they were trying to hurt you or one of the kids.  I'm sure I could shoot someone if they tried to hurt one of the children.
i don't know, honey.  i guess it would depend.	On what?
i'm asking you seriously, sarah, a stranger?	I don't know, honey.  I guess it would depend.
because he's an inconsiderate asshole.	I'm asking you seriously, Sarah, a stranger?
why?	Because he's an inconsiderate asshole.
i could shoot your cousin eddie.	Why?
do you think you could ever think of a set of circumstances that would just cause you to haul off and shoot someone?	I could shoot your cousin Eddie.
what?	Do you think you could ever think of a set of circumstances that would just cause you to haul off and shoot someone?
do you think you could ever shoot someone?	What?
yes, baby?	Do you think you could ever shoot someone?
honey?	Yes, baby?
how do you know i took it?  how do you know they didn't just give it to me?	There's two girls out there that had a chance, they had a chance...!  And you blew it for 'em.  Now they've gotten in some serious trouble, some very serious trouble and for at least part of it, I'm gonna hold you personally responsible for anything that happens to them.  I've got no feelin' for you.  But I may be the only person in the world who gives a rat's ass what happens to them and you're either gonna tell me every damn thing you know, so there's a small chance I can actually do them some good, or I'm gonna be all over you like a fly on shit for the rest of your natural life.  Your misery is gonna be my goddamn mission in life.  That's a sincere promise.
now that you mention it, they might have been a little bit jumpy.	You know what?  You're starting to irritate me.
did either of them ever indicate that they might be running from the law?	Now that you mention it, they might have been a little bit jumpy.
he said he took it to a motel in oklahoma city.  he also says that at that time he met a man.  he identified you through a series of mug shots.  he also told us that you and mrs. dickinson seemed "close." is that true?	You might say we had a meeting of the minds, yes.
umm, yes.  she was driving.	He said he took it to a motel in Oklahoma City.  He also says that at that time he met a man.  He identified you through a series of mug shots.  He also told us that you and Mrs. Dickinson seemed "close." Is that true?
we spoke with a gentlemen today who says he personally delivered very close to that same amount to a miss louise sawyer.  do you know her too?	Umm, yes.  She was driving.
alright!  she did good!  didn't she?	Well, son, she's doin' a damn sight better 'n you right now.
aw, god.	Alright!  She did good!  Didn't she?
that's thelma dickinson's husband.	Aw, God.
who's the nut?	That's Thelma Dickinson's husband.
it's a nightclub, not a drive-in, hal.  i don't follow the customers to the parking lot.	Alright, Lena.  Go on home.  We might have to call you in for some more questioning.
you didn't happen to notice what kind of car they were driving?	It's a nightclub, not a drive-in, Hal.  I don't follow the customers to the parking lot.
well, if i had to guess, i'd say it was some ol' gal, some ol' gal's husband.  but it wasn't either one of those two.  the tall one, the redhead, she left me a huge tip.	You didn't happen to notice what kind of car they were driving?
lena, just cut the bullshit, will ya?  do have any ideas or don't ya? i been standin' in this stupid parkin' lot all goddamn night, and i still got to go file a report before i can go home in time to get back up again!	Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it was some ol' gal, some ol' gal's husband.  But it wasn't either one of those two.  The tall one, the redhead, she left me a huge tip.
has anybody asked his wife?  she's the one i hope did it.	Lena, just cut the bullshit, will ya?  Do have any ideas or don't ya? I been standin' in this stupid parkin' lot all goddamn night, and I still got to go file a report before I can go home in time to get back up again!
who do you think did it?	Has anybody asked his wife?  She's the one I hope did it.
if waitin' tables in a bar don't make you an expert on human nature, then nothin' will, and i could've told you that harlan puckett would end up buyin' it in a parkin' lot. i'm just surprised it didn't happen before now.	Who do you think did it?
well, you're not exactly an expert witness, but what makes you so sure?	If waitin' tables in a bar don't make you an expert on human nature, then nothin' will, and I could've told you that Harlan Puckett would end up buyin' it in a parkin' lot. I'm just surprised it didn't happen before now.
hal, i've told you about twenty times, yes, i could identify 'em, but neither one of them was the type to pull something like this.	Well, you're not exactly an expert witness, but what makes you so sure?
could you identify 'em, if ya saw 'em again?	Hal, I've told you about twenty times, yes, I could identify 'em, but neither one of them was the type to pull something like this.
you know, certain words and phrases just keep floating through my mind, things like incarceration, cavity search, life imprisonment, death by electrocution, that sort of thing. so, come out alive?  i don't know. let us think about that.	Louise, I'll do anything.  I know what's makin' you run.  I know what happened to you in Texas.
no!	You want to come on in?
would you believe me if i told you this whole thing is an accident?	I do believe you.  That's what I want everybody to believe.  Trouble is, it doesn't look like an accident and you're not here to tell me about it... I need you to help me here.
you're gettin' in deeper every moment you're gone.	Would you believe me if I told you this whole thing is an accident?
you're still with us though.  you're somewhere on the face of the earth?	Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.
weird.  got some kind of snowball effect goin' here or somethin'.	You're still with us though.  You're somewhere on the face of the earth?
how are things goin' out there?	Weird.  Got some kind of snowball effect goin' here or somethin'.
hey.	How are things goin' out there?
good.  you wanna tell me what happened?	Sure.  Maybe over coffee sometime. I'll buy.
we're both fine.	Good.  You wanna tell me what happened?
you girls are in some hot water.	Yes, sir.  I know.
i've been better.	You girls are in some hot water.
i have no problem with that.	Somebody's butt is gonna bar-b-que.
why don't we go ahead and let the bureau in on this.	I have no problem with that.
that's certainly possible.	Why don't we go ahead and let the bureau in on this.
is there any reason to believe they've left the state?	That's certainly possible.
alright.	Is there any reason to believe they've left the state?
well, you'd best get something. even if they didn't do it, it times out that they most likely witnessed it.  i want somebody to at least talk to 'em.  put out an apb with a description and see what we get back.	Alright.
all we know is there were two women in a green t-bird convertible that turned left out of the parking lot, going real fast.  we're trying to get a make on the car, but nothin' yet.  so far, we got nothin'.	Well, you'd best get something. Even if they didn't do it, it times out that they most likely witnessed it.  I want somebody to at least talk to 'em.  Put out an APB with a description and see what we get back.
armed robber.	Oh, great.
is this the guy you saw them with?	It's him.
this is serious, son.  a man is dead.	I know!  I'd tell you if I knew! Goddamn!  I know something happened, or she wouldn't have left.  I'm trying to remember everything!  Find that fucking kid.  He probably knows something.
tell us about him.	Just some young guy.  Around twenty years old.  Dark hair.
i swear to god, she wouldn't tell me one thing!  christ!  you oughta try to find that kid that was with 'em.	Tell us about him.
i'm sorry to bother you, i know you're real busy right now, but how many times, max?  how many times has that woman gotta be fucked over? you could lift one finger and save her ass and you won't even do that?	Get a hold of yourself!  You are way out of your jurisdiction, now come on!  Calm down!  Don't make me sorry I let you come!
hey!  don't let them shoot those girls.  this is too much.  they got guns pointed at 'em!	The women are armed, Hal.  This is standard.  Now you stay calm here. These boys know what they're doin'.
we don't have a whole lotta choice, do we?  i can't figure out if they're real smart or just really, really lucky.	It don't matter.  Brains will only get you so far and luck always runs out.
he's got nothin' to gain by lyin'.  nothin' at all.  he already got all their money.  i just don't know what we're dealin' with here. anyway, it went out again last night on nationwide teletype.  let's just wait it out a little longer.  she said she was gonna call back.  let's just sit tight.	We don't have a whole lotta choice, do we?  I can't figure out if they're real smart or just really, really lucky.
it's just not working like this.  we gotta do something.  it'd be one thing if these girls were hardened criminals, but jesus, hal, this is makin' us look bad.  i don't know... maybe they're not movin'.  maybe that little creep lied.	He's got nothin' to gain by lyin'.  Nothin' at all.  He already got all their money.  I just don't know what we're dealin' with here. Anyway, it went out again last night on Nationwide Teletype.  Let's just wait it out a little longer.  She said she was gonna call back.  Let's just sit tight.
now, for one thing, you violated your parole two days out.  and you know judge hainey.  he hates this sort of thing.  once he gets wind of this, he's gonna blow sky high.  and then when he finds out that you're a possible accessory to murder and armed robbery, well, i think we can safely place your ass back in the slammer for at least the remaining eight, don't you?	Oh, definitely.
good god.	My Lord.
we're going to leave someone here at the house in the event that she calls in.  someone will be here until we find them.	The important thing is not to let on that you know anything.  We want to try and find out where they are. Now I don't want to get too personal, but do you have a good relationship with your wife?  Are you close with her?
a .38.	Right.  Where are they?
what kind of gun was it?	A .38.
don't hurt me.  harlan.  please.	Shut up.
stop it!  goddamnit, i mean it! louise is gonna wonder where i am. let go!	Louise is alright.
you're beautiful.  it's okay.  i won't hurt you.  it's okay.	Stop it!  Goddamnit, I mean it! Louise is gonna wonder where I am. Let go!
it's okay.  i'm married, too.	You're beautiful.  It's okay.  I won't hurt you.  It's okay.
don't.  i'm married.  i don't feel good.  i've been sick.	It's okay.  I'm married, too.
i guess i'm startin' to feel a little better.	Yeah, you're startin' to feel pretty good to me, too.
what for?	I'm spinning.
stop.	What for?
what's wrong?	Stop.
oh shit.	What's wrong?
your name's harlan?  i got an uncle named harlan!	You do?  Is he a funny uncle? 'Cause if he is, then he and I got somethin' in common.
you're kinda the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.	You're a little angle, you are.
and smooth, boy, you are smooth.	You're kinda the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.
i may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealin' my heart.	And smooth, boy, you are smooth.
god.  you're a real live outlaw!	I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealin' my heart.
i've always believed if done right, armed robbery doesn't have to be a totally unpleasant experience.	God.  You're a real live outlaw!
tell me.	Well, first you pick your place, see, then I'd just sit back and watch it for awhile.  Ya gotta wait for just the right moment, which is something you know instinctively, that can't be taught.  Then I'd waltz on in...
naw, honey, that would be burglary. i never got arrested for burglary. burglary's for chicken shits.  if you're gonna rob someone, ya just have to go right on up to 'em and do it.  just take the money.  that's robbery.  that's a whole 'nother deal.	Tell me.
no, i mean how would you do it?  do you just sneak in real fast or hide out till the store closes or what?	Naw, honey, that would be burglary. I never got arrested for burglary. Burglary's for chicken shits.  If you're gonna rob someone, ya just have to go right on up to 'em and do it.  Just take the money.  That's robbery.  That's a whole 'nother deal.
well, i was just down on my luck and it seemed like somethin' i was good at so i...	No, I mean how would you do it?  Do you just sneak in real fast or hide out till the store closes or what?
how?	Well, I was just down on my luck and it seemed like somethin' I was good at so I...
well, i robbed a gas station once, and i robbed a couple of liquor stores, and some convenience stores. and that's it.	How?
what?	Well, I robbed a gas station once, and I robbed a couple of liquor stores, and some convenience stores. And that's it.
nope.  i've never robbed a bank.	What?
you're a bank robber?	Nope.  I've never robbed a bank.
i'm a robber.	You're a bank robber?
what did ya do?	I'm a robber.
well, not anymore, thelma, except for bustin' parole, i haven't done one wrong thing.	What did ya do?
what?!  parole officer?  you mean you're a criminal?	Well, not anymore, Thelma, except for bustin' parole, I haven't done one wrong thing.
i'm just some guy.  a guy whose parole officer is probably having a shit fit right about now.	What?!  Parole officer?  You mean you're a criminal?
j.d.!  just tell me.  i know you're not some schoolboy.  now come on, nobody ever tells me shit.	I'm just some guy.  A guy whose parole officer is probably having a shit fit right about now.
i am the great and powerful oz...	J.D.!  Just tell me.  I know you're not some schoolboy.  Now come on, nobody ever tells me shit.
she's off with jimmy, that's her boyfriend.	That's lonely for you, I guess.  I always think of motel rooms as lonely.
oh.  i... where's louise?	She's off with Jimmy, that's her boyfriend.
well, you wanna use the shower?	Oh.  I... where's Louise?
that sounds nice.	Well, you wanna use the shower?
i don't know.  nothin'.  took a shower.	That sounds nice.
i don't know.  nowhere.  what are you doin'?	I don't know.  Nothin'.  Took a shower.
wait...!  um, where ya going?	I don't know.  Nowhere.  What are you doin'?
well, i guess i'd better...	Wait...!  Um, where ya going?
louise, is that you?	Thelma?  It's me.
this is j.d.  he's a student.  we're just givin' him a ride to... to here.  louise said we could bring him here and then he'd have to go. and that's what he's doin'.  he's goin'.  aren't you, j.d.?	Yup.  Thanks for the ride.  You all take care.
well, if you don't mind me sayin' so, he sounds like a real asshole.	It's okay.  He is an asshole.  Most of the time I just let it slide.
twenty-four isn't young.  i'd already been goin' out with him ten years when we got married.  i've never been with anybody but darryl.	Well, if you don't mind me sayin' so, he sounds like a real asshole.
did you get married real young?	Twenty-four isn't young.  I'd already been goin' out with him ten years when we got married.  I've never been with anybody but Darryl.
so how come you don't have any kids?	Darryl, that's my husband, he says he's not ready.  He's still too much of a kid himself.  He prides himself on being infantile.
so j.d., what are you studying in school?	Human nature.  I'm majoring in behavioral science.
i always knew that.	A regular outlaw.
don't mind me, jimmy, i'm just a wild woman.	I always knew that.
well, come on, gal, i got you a room.  you can go on in and take a nice cold shower.	Don't mind me, Jimmy, I'm just a wild woman.
good answer.  same goes double for me.	Who's your friend?
ask me no questions, i'll tell you no lies.	Good answer.  Same goes double for me.
jimmy!  hello, stranger.  what in the world are you doin' here?	Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
damn, jimmy, did you take a pill that makes you say all the right stuff?	I'm choking on it.
don't worry darlin'.  i'll say i never found you.  i'll say anything you want.  we'll find a way to get you out of this, whatever it is.	Damn, Jimmy, did you take a pill that makes you say all the right stuff?
are you just doin' this to punish me?	Believe me, the last thing I want is for you to get punished.
i don't know.  it doesn't even matter anymore.  i just want you to be happy... it's not that i don't love you either.  but jimmy, your timing couldn't be worse.	Are you just doin' this to punish me?
i'm the one... i never made it work. i just... it's not that i don't love you.  it's not that.  i just never thought i'd be thirty-six years old and i never thought... i don't know what i thought.  what do you want, darlin'.  what do you want me to do.	I don't know.  It doesn't even matter anymore.  I just want you to be happy... It's not that I don't love you either.  But Jimmy, your timing couldn't be worse.
why now, jimmy?	'Cause, Louise.  I don't want to lose you.  And for some reason I get the feelin' you're about to split. Permanently.
so whaddya think.  i mean... i could... uh... get a job.  of some kind.  i mean you've been tellin' me that for years, right?	Why now, Jimmy?
jimmy... it's beautiful!	You didn't see that one comin', did ya?
will you at least see how it fits?	Jimmy... it's beautiful!
can i just ask you one other thing?	Maybe.
alright, alright.  i'm sorry.	Can I just ask you one other thing?
stop it!  stop it, jimmy, or i'll leave right now.  i'm not kiddin'!	Alright, alright.  I'm sorry.
then what?!  what, goddamnit, louise!  where the fuck are you going?  are you just leaving for fucking ever?  what, did you fuckin' murder somebody or what?!	Stop it!  Stop it, Jimmy, or I'll leave right now.  I'm not kiddin'!
it's nothin' like that.	Then what?!  What, goddamnit, Louise!  Where the fuck are you going?  Are you just leaving for fucking ever?  What, did you fuckin' murder somebody or what?!
does it have something to do with another guy?  are you in love with him?	It's nothin' like that.
maybe.	Does it have something to do with another guy?  Are you in love with him?
okay, peaches, okay.  but can i ask you one thing?	Maybe.
jimmy, my daddy's still alive and it kind of gives me the creeps when you do that...	Okay, okay, just tell me what's the trouble.
now, my little coconut, what seems to be the trouble here?  tell daddy everything.	Jimmy, my daddy's still alive and it kind of gives me the creeps when you do that...
who is it?	It's me.
hello...	Who is it?
oh my god!  jimmy!  you... oh my god!  what are you doin' here?	Can we get another room?  Just put it on my credit card.
hey, peaches.	Oh my God!  Jimmy!  You... Oh my God!  What are you doin' here?
what?	That's the code word.  I miss you, peaches.
peaches.	What?
and what's the mysterious code word?	Peaches.
it's a place called shaw's siesta motel.  the address is 1921 north east 23.  it's under your name.	And what's the mysterious code word?
good.  that was good.  where do i go?	It's a place called Shaw's Siesta Motel.  The address is 1921 North East 23.  It's under your name.
no, honey.  i told him i was buyin' a car.  what is it for?	Good.  That was good.  Where do I go?
you didn't say what it was for, did you?	No, honey.  I told him I was buyin' a car.  What is it for?
friend of mine, owns a club.  dickie randall.  you'd know him if you saw him.  his brother was in your class. terry.	You didn't say what it was for, did you?
who did it?	Friend of mine, owns a club.  Dickie Randall.  You'd know him if you saw him.  His brother was in your class. Terry.
i got it.  i was afraid i'd missed you.  i almost couldn't get a check cashed.  it's saturday.	Who did it?
is that how you answer the phone?	I got it.  I was afraid I'd missed you.  I almost couldn't get a check cashed.  It's Saturday.
i know.  call me back.  louise, i love you, okay?	Okay.
okay.  i'll call you back.  in an hour.  don't tell darryl.	I know.  Call me back.  Louise, I love you, okay?
call me back.	Okay.  I'll call you back.  In an hour.  Don't tell Darryl.
tell me now.	Call me back.
no, for that much money i have to tell them exactly which office.  i know, i've had to have money wired to me on the road.  and there has to be a code word or they won't give it to you.  i'll have to tell you the code.	Tell me now.
can't it go to any office?	No, for that much money I have to tell them exactly which office.  I know, I've had to have money wired to me on the road.  And there has to be a code word or they won't give it to you.  I'll have to tell you the code.
louise, let me call you back after i wire it, so you'll know which office to go to.	Can't it go to any office?
not yet.	Louise, let me call you back after I wire it, so you'll know which office to go to.
you're in oklahoma?!	Not yet.
wire it to the western union in oklahoma city,	You're in Oklahoma?!
christ, sure... yes!	Wire it to the Western Union in Oklahoma City,
do you love me?	Christ, sure... yes!
something real bad has happened and i can't tell you what, just that it's bad and i did it and i can't undo it.  can you help me?	Of course.  Of course!  Where?  Can't I bring it to you?  For God's sake, baby, please, just tell me what's happened, what could possibly be so bad?
what the fuck is going on?	Something real bad has happened and I can't tell you what, just that it's bad and I did it and I can't undo it.  Can you help me?
i have a savings account with about sixty-seven hundred dollars in it. now i know you won't be able to get it out, but i'm good for it.  i need that money.  can you wire me the sixty-seven hundred dollars and i'll pay you back?  please, i'm desperate.	What the fuck is going on?
where'd y'all go?	Fishing.  Look, Jimmy... I need you to help me.  This is serious.  I'm in trouble and I need you to help me.  Can you do that?
louise, just tell me what the hell is going on here!  i come back, nobody knows where you are.  is thelma with you?  darryl's been callin' here every half-hour sayin' he's gonna kill you both when you get back, he's goin' nuts.  i don't envy her if she is.	Where'd y'all go?
no, i'm out of town.  i'm in... i'm in real deep shit, jimmy.  deep shit arkansas.	Louise, just tell me what the hell is going on here!  I come back, nobody knows where you are.  Is Thelma with you?  Darryl's been callin' here every half-hour sayin' he's gonna kill you both when you get back, he's goin' nuts.  I don't envy her if she is.
are you in town?  this sounds long distance.	No, I'm out of town.  I'm in... I'm in real deep shit, Jimmy.  Deep shit Arkansas.
i am funny.  i'm real funny.	Are you in town?  This sounds long distance.
louise, honey... where are you?  you sound funny.	I am funny.  I'm real funny.
hi.  i'm okay.  how are you?  long time no see.	Louise, honey... Where are you?  You sound funny.
louise!  where are you?  are you alright?  honey...	Hi.  I'm okay.  How are you?  Long time no see.
am i in trouble?	As far as I'm concerned, yes, ma'am, you are.
front.	Am I in trouble?
in the back?	Front.
you wanna come with me, please? walk around and get in the car, please.	In the back?
yes.	You wanna come with me, please? Walk around and get in the car, please.
is this your car?	Yes.
you wanna take it out of your wallet, please?	Oh yeah.
you wanna let me see your license, please?	You wanna take it out of your wallet, please?
hello, officer.  is there a problem?	You wanna let me see your license, please?
you're a good friend.	You, too, sweetie, the best.
go.	Go?
what are you talkin' about?	Go.
then let's not get caught.	What are you talkin' about?
we're not giving up, thelma.	Then let's not get caught.
now what?	We're not giving up, Thelma.
god!  it looks like the army!	All this for us?
it's grand!	God!  It looks like the Army!
isn't it beautiful?!!	It's grand!
it's the goddamn grand canyon!	Isn't it beautiful?!!
what in the hell is it?!	It's the Goddamn Grand Canyon!
where?!	Way up ahead!
what in the hell is that up there?	Where?!
what?!	What in the hell is that up there?
louise!	What?!
how do you stay so positive?	Louise!
i guess everything we've got to lose is already gone anyway.	How do you stay so positive?
unbearable, i'd imagine.	I guess everything we've got to lose is already gone anyway.
i guess everything from here on in is going to be pretty shitty.	Unbearable, I'd imagine.
no... you've always been crazy. this is just the first chance you've had to really express yourself.	I guess everything from here on in is going to be pretty shitty.
i guess i went a little crazy, huh?	No... You've always been crazy. This is just the first chance you've had to really express yourself.
you too, sweetie, the best.	I guess I went a little crazy, huh?
you're a good friend.	You too, sweetie, the best.
you're crazy.	You're a good friend.
louise... no matter what happens, i'm glad i came with you.	You're crazy.
there's one thing you oughta understand by now, thelma, it's not your fault.	Louise... no matter what happens, I'm glad I came with you.
i know this whole thing was my fault.  i know it is.	There's one thing you oughta understand by now, Thelma, it's not your fault.
they'll probably catch us when we have to stop for gas!	I know this whole thing was my fault.  I know it is.
why?	They'll probably catch us when we have to stop for gas!
we probably shoulda filled up the car before we blew up that truck.	Why?
oh.	We probably shoulda filled up the car before we blew up that truck.
what?!  what d'you think?!	Oh.
what?!	What?!  What d'you think?!
shit!	What?!
did you see that guy?!  he was right in the middle of the road!	Shit!
shit!	Did you see that guy?!  He was right in the middle of the road!
about two hundred and fifty miles.	How long do you think that'll take?
how far are we from mexico?	About two hundred and fifty miles.
i guess we shoulda made some kinda plan for what to do if we get caught.	Yeah, right.  We're not gonna get caught.
we've gone insane.	Yup.
what?	We've gone insane.
you know what's happened, don't you?	What?
texas... you were right about what happened to me there.	You know what's happened, don't you?
hey.  where'd you learn to shoot like that?	Texas... You were right about what happened to me there.
and, oh my god, that other thing, that pointing to your lap?  what's that supposed to mean exactly?  does that mean pull over, i want to show you what a big fat slob i am or...	Does that mean suck my dick?
i mean really!  that business with your tongue.  what is that?  that's disgusting!	And, oh my God, that other thing, that pointing to your lap?  What's that supposed to mean exactly?  Does that mean pull over, I want to show you what a big fat slob I am or...
it's him.  he's got california plates.  it's the same guy.	Pass him!
oh my god!  louise!  look!  look! see if that's him!	It's him.  He's got California plates.  It's the same guy.
you're drivin'.	Oh my God!  Louise!  Look!  Look! See if that's him!
we should head a little further in. there's not that many roads in this state.  i want to try to hit mexico somewhere not so close to new mexico.  they probably wanna kill us in new mexico.	You're drivin'.
it would have to be pretty damn good.	We should head a little further in. There's not that many roads in this state.  I want to try to hit Mexico somewhere not so close to New Mexico.  They probably wanna kill us in New Mexico.
it'd have to be pretty good.	It would have to be pretty damn good.
yes!  yes!  now what kind of deal do you think that cop can come up with to beat that?	It'd have to be pretty good.
i wanna get a job.  i wanna work at club med.	Yes!  Yes!  Now what kind of deal do you think that cop can come up with to beat that?
we can live in a hacienda.	I wanna get a job.  I wanna work at Club Med.
we can change our names.	We can live in a hacienda.
we'll be drinkin' margaritas by the sea, mamasita.	We can change our names.
wide awake.  i don't remember ever feelin' this awake.  everything looks different.  you know what i mean.  i know you know what i mean. everything looks new.  do you feel like that?  like you've got something to look forward to?	We'll be drinkin' margaritas by the sea, Mamasita.
good.	Wide awake.  I don't remember ever feelin' this awake.  Everything looks different.  You know what I mean.  I know you know what I mean. Everything looks new.  Do you feel like that?  Like you've got something to look forward to?
me too.  i feel awake.	Good.
you could call it that.  my eyes are open.	Me too.  I feel awake.
you awake?	You could call it that.  My eyes are open.
well, let me know when you figure it out.	You awake?
no.	Well, let me know when you figure it out.
sure... you know how to hotwire a car?	No.
louise, do you think we should change cars, get another car?	Sure... You know how to hotwire a car?
gosh, didn't he say anything positive at all?	Louise, do you think we should change cars, get another car?
and we have to decide whether we want to come out of this dead or alive.	Gosh, didn't he say anything positive at all?
eeuww.	And we have to decide whether we want to come out of this dead or alive.
he said they're charging us with murder.	Eeuww.
i know.  i know what you mean.  i don't wanna end up on the damn geraldo show.	He said they're charging us with murder.
but i don't know... something's crossed over in me and i can't go back.  i mean, i just couldn't live...	I know.  I know what you mean.  I don't wanna end up on the damn Geraldo Show.
thelma, that is not an option.	But I don't know... something's crossed over in me and I can't go back.  I mean, I just couldn't live...
i can understand if you're thinkin' about it.  i mean, in a way, you've got something to go back for.  i mean jimmy and everything.	Thelma, that is not an option.
no, thelma.  i'm not gonna make any deals.	I can understand if you're thinkin' about it.  I mean, in a way, you've got something to go back for.  I mean Jimmy and everything.
you're not gonna make some deal with that guy, are you?  i mean, i just wanna know.	No, Thelma.  I'm not gonna make any deals.
what do you mean?	You're not gonna make some deal with that guy, are you?  I mean, I just wanna know.
you're not gonna give up on me, are ya?	What do you mean?
yes, thelma?	You're not gonna give up on me, are ya?
louise?	Yes, Thelma?
no, louise, you said the first part. i said all the rest.	Whatever.
i said all that?	No, Louise, you said the first part. I said all the rest.
that guy was hurtin' me.  and if you hadn't come out when you did, he'd a hurt me a lot worse.  and probably nothin' woulda happened to him. 'cause everybody did see me dancin' with him all night.  and they woulda made out like i asked for it.  and my life woulda been ruined a whole lot worse than it is now.  at least now i'm havin' fun.  and i'm not sorry the son of a bitch is dead. i'm only sorry that it was you that did it and not me.  and if i haven't, i wanna take this time to thank you, louise.  thank you for savin' my ass.	I said all that?
what?	That guy was hurtin' me.  And if you hadn't come out when you did, he'd a hurt me a lot worse.  And probably nothin' woulda happened to him. 'Cause everybody did see me dancin' with him all night.  And they woulda made out like I asked for it.  And my life woulda been ruined a whole lot worse than it is now.  At least now I'm havin' fun.  And I'm not sorry the son of a bitch is dead. I'm only sorry that it was you that did it and not me.  And if I haven't, I wanna take this time to thank you, Louise.  Thank you for savin' my ass.
nobody would believe us.  we'd still get in trouble.  we'd still have our lives ruined.  and you know what else?	What?
what'd i say again?	Nobody would believe us.  We'd still get in trouble.  We'd still have our lives ruined.  And you know what else?
you know why.  you already said.	What'd I say again?
i think i've really fucked up.  i think i've got us in a situation where we could both get killed.  why didn't we just go straight to the police.	You know why.  You already said.
are you alright?	I think I've really fucked up.  I think I've got us in a situation where we could both get killed.  Why didn't we just go straight to the police.
shit.  i'm gettin' tired.	Are you alright?
yeah, you want it?	Yeah.
you do?	Yeah, you want it?
okay, okay... i've got some tequila. you want some tequila?	You do?
and i don't want any more wild turkey, either.  it's burning a hole in my stomach.	Okay, okay... I've got some tequila. You want some tequila?
i don't care what the damn pioneers ate.  you just keep that shit away from me, now i mean it.	And I don't want any more Wild Turkey, either.  It's burning a hole in my stomach.
it's good.  it's what the pioneers ate.	I don't care what the damn pioneers ate.  You just keep that shit away from me, now I mean it.
i don't want to see any more beef jerky.  i mean the next beef jerky you hand me is going out the window. it's drivin' me crazy.  the whole car smells like it.	It's good.  It's what the pioneers ate.
just asking.	I don't want to see any more beef jerky.  I mean the next beef jerky you hand me is going out the window. It's drivin' me crazy.  The whole car smells like it.
well, i figure if you take a state policeman, shoot up his car, take his gun and lock him in the trunk, it's best to just get on out of the state if you can.	Just asking.
yes.	Well, I figure if you take a state policeman, shoot up his car, take his gun and lock him in the trunk, it's best to just get on out of the state if you can.
louise... are we still going to mexico?	Yes.
i know it's crazy, louise, but i just feel like i've got a knack for this shit.	I believe you.
hit it.	I know it's crazy, Louise, but I just feel like I've got a knack for this shit.
ready?	Hit it.
sorry!	Ready?
sorry!	Sorry!
what?	Shoot the radio!
i swear, before yesterday, neither one of us would have ever pulled a stunt like this.  but if you ever met my husband, you'd know why i just can... you wanna step out of the car, please?  you wanna put your hands on your head, please?  louise, shoot the radio.	What?
i am really sorry about this.	I swear, before yesterday, neither one of us would have ever pulled a stunt like this.  But if you ever met my husband, you'd know why I just can... You wanna step out of the car, please?  You wanna put your hands on your head, please?  Louise, shoot the radio.
i told you to slow down.  hell, officer, i told her to slow down.	About how fast was I going?
i don't know!  shit!  let's just play it by ear.  he may not know. he may just give me a ticket.	Please, God, please don't let us get caught.  Please, please, please...
what do we do?  what do you want to do?!	I don't know!  Shit!  Let's just play it by ear.  He may not know. He may just give me a ticket.
i'm warning you, thelma.  you better drop it right now!  i don't want to talk about it!	Okay, Louise... It's okay.
... in texas... didn't it?  that's what happened... oh my god.	I'm warning you, Thelma.  You better drop it right now!  I don't want to talk about it!
i don't want to talk about it! thelma, i'm not kidding!  don't you even...	... in Texas... didn't it?  That's what happened... Oh my God.
thelma!	Suck my dick... Boom!!
boy, he wasn't expectin' that!	Thelma!
now, thelma, that is not...	Boy, he wasn't expectin' that!
just the look on his face when you...  ... it's not funny.	Now, Thelma, that is not...
what?!  what about him?!	Just the look on his face when you...  ... it's not funny.
harlan.	What?!  What about him?!
what?!	Harlan.
nothing.  it's not funny.	What?  What's not funny, Thelma!
what?	Nothing.  It's not funny.
we should have just ignored him.	What?
oh, christ.  i hate this guy.	We should have just ignored him.
just ignore him.	Oh, Christ.  I hate this guy.
look!  look who it is, thelma.  i'll be darned.  what's he doin' way out here.	Just ignore him.
well, you got it now.	Look!  Look who it is, Thelma.  I'll be darned.  What's he doin' way out here.
i always wanted to travel.  i just never got the opportunity.	Well, you got it now.
gosh.  it sure is.	I always wanted to travel.  I just never got the opportunity.
this is so beautiful.	Gosh.  It sure is.
always lookin' on the bright side, aren't ya?	This is so beautiful.
well, now, maybe you won't have to.	Always lookin' on the bright side, aren't ya?
i mean, look how different he looks just since high school.  it's bad enough i have to get old, but doin' it with darryl around is only gonna make it worse.  i mean, i don't think he's gonna be very nice about it.	Well, now, maybe you won't have to.
i can see that.	I mean, look how different he looks just since high school.  It's bad enough I have to get old, but doin' it with Darryl around is only gonna make it worse.  I mean, I don't think he's gonna be very nice about it.
well, to be honest, the idea of getting old with darryl was kinda startin' to get to me.	I can see that.
yeah.  those.  that always put the fear of god in me.  what about you?	Well, to be honest, the idea of getting old with Darryl was kinda startin' to get to me.
oh yeah.  you mean peek-a-poos.	Yeah.  Those.  That always put the fear of God in me.  What about you?
those, too, but you know those little hairy ones?  those flat-faced little fuckers with those ugly goddamned teeth?	Oh yeah.  You mean Peek-a-poos.
like a chihuahua?	Those, too, but you know those little hairy ones?  Those flat-faced little fuckers with those ugly goddamned teeth?
you know those little dogs you see people with?	Like a Chihuahua?
what little dogs?	You know those little dogs you see people with?
i guess i always thought the worst thing that could happen would be to end up old and alone in some crummy apartment with one of those little dogs.	What little dogs?
before.	I guess I always thought the worst thing that could happen would be to end up old and alone in some crummy apartment with one of those little dogs.
you mean now or before?	Before.
of all the things in the world that scare you, what's the worst thing that scares you the most?	You mean now or before?
yeah.	Of all the things in the world that scare you, what's the worst thing that scares you the most?
can i ask you kind of a weird question?	Yeah.
i'm not suggestin' that!  i'm not goin' back.  no matter what happens. so don't worry about me.	Can I ask you kind of a weird question?
oh, i don't know, thelma.  i guess maybe we could turn ourselves in and spend our lives trading cigarettes for mascara so we can look nice when our families come to visit us on saturdays.  maybe we could have children with the prison guards.	I'm not suggestin' that!  I'm not goin' back.  No matter what happens. So don't worry about me.
whaddo we do?	Oh, I don't know, Thelma.  I guess maybe we could turn ourselves in and spend our lives trading cigarettes for mascara so we can look nice when our families come to visit us on Saturdays.  Maybe we could have children with the prison guards.
now what what?	Whaddo we do?
now what?	Now what what?
i always wanted to see new mexico.	Now what?
oklahoma, thelma.  we're crossing into new mexico.	I always wanted to see New Mexico.
idaho?	Oklahoma, Thelma.  We're crossing into New Mexico.
just past boise city.	Idaho?
louise?  where are we?	Just past Boise City.
you're right.	Louise?  Where are we?
just stop talkin' to people, thelma! stop bein' so open!  we're fugitives now.  let's behave that way!	You're right.
i just told him if he ever gets to mexico to look us up.  i asked him not to tell.  i didn't think he would tell anybody.	Why not?!  What's he got to lose? Other than my life's savings, that is.  Shit!
you told that thievin' little shit where we were goin'?!	I just told him if he ever gets to Mexico to look us up.  I asked him not to tell.  I didn't think he would tell anybody.
i... i...	You told that thievin' little shit where we were goin'?!
how'd they find out we're going to mexico, thelma, how they know that?	I... I...
what.	How'd they find out we're going to Mexico, Thelma, how they know that?
that j.d. kid is a little shit.	What.
fill her up.  there's a phone right over there.	Let's get it over with.
besides, what do we say about the robbery?  no excuse for that.  no such thing as justifiable robbery.	Alright, Louise!
why not?!	No physical evidence.  We can't prove he did it.  We probably can't even prove he touched you by now.
it won't work.	Why not?!
they don't know that!  it was just you and me there.  i'll say he raped me and you had to shoot him!  i mean, it's almost the truth!	It won't work.
but it wasn't!  we got away!  we were walkin' away!	They don't know that!  It was just you and me there.  I'll say he raped me and you had to shoot him!  I mean, it's almost the truth!
murder one!  god, louise, can't we even say it was self-defense?	But it wasn't!  We got away!  We were walkin' away!
oh, come on!  murder one and armed robbery, thelma!	Murder one!  God, Louise, can't we even say it was self-defense?
jeez, louise, tapped the phone?  you think so?	Oh, come on!  Murder one and armed robbery, Thelma!
to find out if he knows anything. if you think he does, you gotta hang up because it means the police have told him and the phone is probably tapped.	Jeez, Louise, tapped the phone?  You think so?
what for?	To find out if he knows anything. If you think he does, you gotta hang up because it means the police have told him and the phone is probably tapped.
i want you to call darryl.	What for?
yeah.	I want you to call Darryl.
thelma.	Yeah.
ugh!!  why do they have to do that?	They think we like it.  Maybe they think it turns us on.
try to.	Litterbug.
so what's the plan, thelma?  you just gonna stay drunk?	Try to.
you're disturbed.	Yes!  I believe I am!
maybe.  maybe.  the call of the wild!	You're disturbed.
you think you've found your calling?	Maybe.  Maybe.  The call of the wild!
oooooweee!!  you shoulda seen me! like i'd been doin' it all my life! nobody would ever believe it.	You think you've found your calling?
no we shouldn't, but i want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last goddamn crime!	Oooooweee!!  You shoulda seen me! Like I'd been doin' it all my life! Nobody would ever believe it.
are you sure we should be driving like this?  in broad daylight and everything?	No we shouldn't, but I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last Goddamn crime!
for the first time in my life, i wish this car wasn't green.	Are you sure we should be driving like this?  In broad daylight and everything?
holy shit.	Lemme see the map.
okay.  shit, thelma!  what'd you do? i mean, what did you say?	Well, I just...
now you get a grip, louise!  just drive us to goddamn mexico, will ya!	Okay.  Shit, Thelma!  What'd you do? I mean, what did you say?
oh shit, thelma!!  shit!  shit! shit!	Now you get a grip, Louise!  Just drive us to Goddamn Mexico, will ya!
i'm sorry.  well, we need the money. now we have it.	Oh shit, Thelma!!  Shit!  Shit! Shit!
drive!  drive away!	What happened?
don't worry about it.  you want anything?	No.
eighty-eight dollars ain't gonna make a dent, baby girl.	Don't worry about it.  You want anything?
taking a shower.	You left that guy alone in the room?
i'm sorry.  i am happy.  i'm very happy for you.  i'm glad you had a good time.  it's about time.  where is he now?	Taking a shower.
you know, louise, you're supposed to be my best friend.  you could at least be a little bit happy for me. you could at least pretend to be slightly happy that for once in my life i have a sexual experience that isn't completely disgusting.	I'm sorry.  I am happy.  I'm very happy for you.  I'm glad you had a good time.  It's about time.  Where is he now?
thelma, please get a hold of yourself.  you're making a spectacle.	You know, Louise, you're supposed to be my best friend.  You could at least be a little bit happy for me. You could at least pretend to be slightly happy that for once in my life I have a sexual experience that isn't completely disgusting.
i mean i finally understand what all the fuss is about.   this is just a whole 'nother ball game!	Thelma, please get a hold of yourself.  You're making a spectacle.
oh, thelma.  oh, no.	I mean I finally understand what all the fuss is about.   This is just a whole 'nother ball game!
well, i'm not on drugs.  but i might be crazy.	I don't think I wanna hear what you're gonna tell me.
yes, now that you mention it.  you seem crazy.  like you're on drugs.	Well, I'm not on drugs.  But I might be crazy.
nothing.  why?  do i seem different?	Yes, now that you mention it.  You seem crazy.  Like you're on drugs.
what's wrong with you?	Nothing.  Why?  Do I seem different?
nothing.  it got messed up.	What's wrong with you?
what happened to your hair?	Nothing.  It got messed up.
you're a vision, louise, a goddamn vision of loveliness, you always are.	Have another drink, Thelma.
how do i look?	You're a vision, Louise, a goddamn vision of loveliness, you always are.
i won't wait up.	How do I look?
put a lid on it, thelma!  it's hard enough as it is.  just let me get this part over with.  now stay here and guard the money.  if there's any problem i'm in room 115.	I won't wait up.
well boy, he's got his work cut out for him now, don't he?	Put a lid on it, Thelma!  It's hard enough as it is.  Just let me get this part over with.  Now stay here and guard the money.  If there's any problem I'm in room 115.
i didn't ask him to come!  it's like i said, thelma, he just loves the chase.	Well boy, he's got his work cut out for him now, don't he?
you are so sweet to that guy, you really are.  imagine not wanting to drag him into this.  he is a lucky man.	I didn't ask him to come!  It's like I said, Thelma, he just loves the chase.
nothing.  i'm not gonna tell him a thing.  the least i can do is not make him an accessory any more than he already is.	You are so sweet to that guy, you really are.  Imagine not wanting to drag him into this.  He is a lucky man.
so what are you gonna tell him?	Nothing.  I'm not gonna tell him a thing.  The least I can do is not make him an accessory any more than he already is.
he's always got it bad as long as i'm running in the other direction. don't be fooled, he's no different than any other guy.  he knows how to chase and that's it.  once he's caught you, he don't know what to do.  so he runs away.	I heard that.
i don't care what you say about him. the boy has got it bad.	He's always got it bad as long as I'm running in the other direction. Don't be fooled, he's no different than any other guy.  He knows how to chase and that's it.  Once he's caught you, he don't know what to do.  So he runs away.
yup.  that's him goin'.  i love to watch him go.	Thelma kinda took to him.
she thinks he's a pig.	He's a real piece o' work.  I wish you could meet him.
that's puttin' it mildly.	She thinks he's a pig.
louise and darryl don't get along.	That's puttin' it mildly.
he's got a lot to be proud of.	Louise and Darryl don't get along.
thelma!  i'm not gonna talk about this!  now find another way or give me the goddamn map and i will!  you understand?	No, Louise.  How come you never said what happened?
i know, louise, but we're running for our lives!  don't you think you could make an exception just this once?!  i mean, look at the map. the only thing between oklahoma and mexico is texas!	Thelma!  I'm not gonna talk about this!  Now find another way or give me the goddamn map and I will!  You understand?
you know how i feel about texas... we're not going that way.	I know, Louise, but we're running for our lives!  Don't you think you could make an exception just this once?!  I mean, look at the map. The only thing between Oklahoma and Mexico is Texas!
wait.  what?  you want to go to mexico from oklahoma and you don't want to go through texas?	You know how I feel about Texas... We're not going that way.
i don't want to go that way.  find a way that we don't have to go through texas.	Wait.  What?  You want to go to Mexico from Oklahoma and you don't want to go through Texas?
well, it looks like we can get on this road 81 that heads down towards dallas, then cut over to...	I don't want to go that way.  Find a way that we don't have to go through Texas.
i'm sorry.  i'm just not in the mood for company right now.  here.  take this map.  i need you to find all the secondary roads to mexico from oklahoma city.  i think we should stay off the interstates.  we're too conspicuous.	Well, it looks like we can get on this road 81 that heads down towards Dallas, then cut over to...
i just don't see what it would hurt just to give somebody a ride.  did you see his butt?  darryl doesn't have a cute butt.  you could park a car in the shadow of his ass.	I'm sorry.  I'm just not in the mood for company right now.  Here.  Take this map.  I need you to find all the secondary roads to Mexico from Oklahoma City.  I think we should stay off the interstates.  We're too conspicuous.
what did darryl say?	He said "Okay, Thelma.  I just wanted to know you were alright.  I hope you're havin' a good time.  You sure deserve one after puttin' up with me all the time.  I love you, honey."
i wish we could've brought him with us.	What did Darryl say?
it's probably not a good idea.	Louise.
louise, this young man is on his way back to school and needs a ride, and i thought since...	It's probably not a good idea.
will i be?	I don't know.  I won't be.
call him.  don't tell him anything. tell him you're having a wonderful time and you'll be home tomorrow night.	Will I be?
call him?	Call him.  Don't tell him anything. Tell him you're having a wonderful time and you'll be home tomorrow night.
i... i don't know.  i don't know what you're askin' me.	Don't you fall apart on me. Goddamnit, Thelma.  Every time we get in trouble, you go blank or plead insanity or some such shit, and this time... Not this time. Everything's changed now... Now you can do whatever you want, but I'm going to Mexico.  I'm going.  Are you coming with me?
thelma, i'm going to mexico.  i think i can make it in two and a half days, but i'm going to have to haul ass.  are you up to this?  i mean, i have to know.  this isn't a game.  i'm in deep shit.  i gotta know what you're gonna do.	I... I don't know.  I don't know what you're askin' me.
but you think he fools around.	Thelma, I'm going to Mexico.  I think I can make it in two and a half days, but I'm going to have to haul ass.  Are you up to this?  I mean, I have to know.  This isn't a game.  I'm in deep shit.  I gotta know what you're gonna do.
i don't think darryl is mature enough to conduct an affair.	But you think he fools around.
do you think darryl's having an affair?	I don't think Darryl is mature enough to conduct an affair.
i've been tellin' you that for the last ten years.	Do you think Darryl's having an affair?
i called the asshole at 4:00 in the morning and he wasn't even home.  i don't know what he's got to be mad about.  i'm the one who should be mad.	I've been tellin' you that for the last ten years.
no, i didn't tell him.  and that's something we gotta get straight. darryl's been callin', mad as a hornet, makin' all kinds of noise. when you talk to him, you cannot say anything about this.  you gotta make sure everything sounds normal.	I called the asshole at 4:00 in the morning and he wasn't even home.  I don't know what he's got to be mad about.  I'm the one who should be mad.
you talked to him?!  is he mad?  did you tell him?	No, I didn't tell him.  And that's something we gotta get straight. Darryl's been callin', mad as a hornet, makin' all kinds of noise. When you talk to him, you cannot say anything about this.  You gotta make sure everything sounds normal.
oklahoma city.  jimmy's gonna wire me some money, and then...	You talked to him?!  Is he mad?  Did you tell him?
don't get mad, louise, but where are we going?	Oklahoma City.  Jimmy's gonna wire me some money, and then...
did you finish thinking?	I think better when I drive.
my stuff's in the trunk!  god!  you care more about that car than you do about most people.	Most people just cause me trouble, but that car always gets me out of it.
you're not touchin' that car.	My stuff's in the trunk!  God!  You care more about that car than you do about most people.
give me the keys.	You're not touchin' that car.
well, what's the big rush, thelma? if we just give 'em some time, they'll come to us...!  oh christ. i'm just not ready to go to jail yet.  why don't you go out to the pool or something and i'll figure it out...	Give me the keys.
i suggested we go to the police, but you didn't like that; so, frankly, louise, i'm all out of ideas.	Well, what's the big rush, Thelma? If we just give 'em some time, they'll come to us...!  Oh Christ. I'm just not ready to go to jail yet.  Why don't you go out to the pool or something and I'll figure it out...
you could help me try and figure it out!  i gotta figure out what to do, and you could try and help me.	I suggested we go to the police, but you didn't like that; so, frankly, Louise, I'm all out of ideas.
actin' like what?!  how am i supposed to act?  'scuse me for not knowing what to do after you blow somebody's head off!	You could help me try and figure it out!  I gotta figure out what to do, and you could try and help me.
why are you actin' like this?	Actin' like what?!  How am I supposed to act?  'Scuse me for not knowing what to do after you blow somebody's head off!
what do you mean?	Why are you actin' like this?
just what the hell is wrong with you?	What do you mean?
well, when you figure it out, wake me up.	Just what the hell is wrong with you?
oh, i don't know.  i'm just nervous. i gotta figure out what to do.	Well, when you figure it out, wake me up.
i'm cash poor.	Hmmm.  We gotta get some money.
we're gonna go to the next town and stop.  we'll get a motel room.  i can rest for a while and then figure out how to get some money.  we're gonna need money.  thelma.  how much money do you have with you?	What?  Oh, I don't know.  Let me look.
it means shut up, thelma.	So this is all my fault, is it.
just what is that supposed to mean?	It means shut up, Thelma.
if you weren't so concerned with having a good time, we wouldn't be here right now.	Just what is that supposed to mean?
our next move?  i'll say one thing, louise.  this is some vacation.  i sure am having a good time.  this is real fun.	If you weren't so concerned with having a good time, we wouldn't be here right now.
we have to think this through.  we have to be smart.  now is not the time to panic.  if we panic now, we're done for.  nobody saw it. nobody knows it was us.  we're still okay.  now all we have to do is just figure out our next move.	Our next move?  I'll say one thing, Louise.  This is some vacation.  I sure am having a good time.  This is real fun.
yes.	It means you don't talk to anybody. You don't draw attention to yourself in any way.  Do you understand that?
we gotta be inconspicuous.  do you know what that means?	Yes.
all of it.  that he tried to rape me.	Only about a hundred people saw you cheek to goddamn cheek with him all night, Thelma!  Who's gonna believe that?!  We just don't live in that kind of world.  Pull over!
which part?	All of it.  That he tried to rape me.
i don't know.  just tell 'em what happened.	Which part?
tell them what?!  what, thelma? what do you think we should tell them?	I don't know.  Just tell 'em what happened.
shouldn't we go to the cops?  i mean, i think we should tell the police.	Tell them what?!  What, Thelma? What do you think we should tell them?
i don't know, thelma!  i don't know! just shut up a minute so i can think.	Shouldn't we go to the cops?  I mean, I think we should tell the police.
louise.  where are we going?	I don't know, Thelma!  I don't know! Just shut up a minute so I can think.
shit!  i... i, which way?	West.  Left.
jesus christ!  louise, you shot him.	Get the car!
get the car.	Jesus Christ!  Louise, you shot him.
oh my god.	Get the car.
thelma, i'm gonna hit the little girls' room, and then we gotta hit the road.	Ready when you are.
in the meantime, you said we were gonna have some fun.  so let's have some!	Thelma, I'm gonna hit the little girls' room, and then we gotta hit the road.
exactly.	In the meantime, you said we were gonna have some fun.  So let's have some!
why don't you tell him to just to get lost once and for all?	Why don't you ditch that loser husband of yours?
i wonder if jimmy's gotten back.	Why don't you tell him to just to get lost once and for all?
i'm sorry, louise.  i know you're all upset.  it's just i'm so excited to be out of the house, i guess.  i wonder if darryl's home yet.	I wonder if Jimmy's gotten back.
givin' him a taste of his own medicine.  asshole.	I'm sorry, Louise.  I know you're all upset.  It's just I'm so excited to be out of the house, I guess.  I wonder if Darryl's home yet.
so, jimmy still hasn't called yet?	Givin' him a taste of his own medicine.  Asshole.
well, just relax, will ya.  you're makin' me nervous.	So, Jimmy still hasn't called yet?
maybe.	Well, just relax, will ya.  You're makin' me nervous.
so what if he was?  it's all your years of waitin' tables has made you jaded, that's all.	Maybe.
can't you tell when somebody's hittin' on you?	So what if he was?  It's all your years of waitin' tables has made you jaded, that's all.
jeez, louise, that wasn't very nice.	Can't you tell when somebody's hittin' on you?
alright...  i changed my mind.  i'll have a margarita with and a shot of cuervo on the side, please.	Yeah!
well, i've had it up to my ass with sedate!  you said you and me was gonna get outta town and, for once, just really let our hair down. well, darlin,' look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!	Alright...  I changed my mind.  I'll have a margarita with and a shot of Cuervo on the side, please.
i just haven't seen you like this in a while.  i'm used to seeing you more sedate.	Well, I've had it up to my ass with sedate!  You said you and me was gonna get outta town and, for once, just really let our hair down. Well, darlin,' look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!
tell me somethin'.  is this my vacation or isn't it?  i mean, god, you're as bad as darryl.	I just haven't seen you like this in a while.  I'm used to seeing you more sedate.
thelma!	Tell me somethin'.  Is this my vacation or isn't it?  I mean, God, you're as bad as Darryl.
i haven't seen a place like this since i left texas.	Isn't this fun?
we've not gonna get to the cabin till after dark as it is, thelma.	Then what difference does it make if we stop?  Come on.  I never get to do stuff like this.
i'll never make it... can't we stop just for a few minutes...	We've not gonna get to the cabin till after dark as it is, Thelma.
another hour of so.  we've got enough food for a month.	I'll never make it... Can't we stop just for a few minutes...
how much longer is it gonna be?  i'm hungry.	Another hour of so.  We've got enough food for a month.
aw, shit, thelma, he's gonna kill you.	Well, he has never let me go.  He never lets me do one goddamn thing that's any fun.  All he wants me to do is hang around the house the whole time while he's out doing God only knows what.
'cause i didn't ask him.	Aw, shit, Thelma, he's gonna kill you.
how come he let you go?	'Cause I didn't ask him.
i've never had the chance to go out of town without darryl.	How come he let you go?
it's bob's, the day manager's.  he's gettin' a divorce, so his wife's gettin' this place, so he's just lettin' all his friends use it till he has to turn over the keys.	I've never had the chance to go out of town without Darryl.
whose place is this again?	It's Bob's, the day manager's.  He's gettin' a divorce, so his wife's gettin' this place, so he's just lettin' all his friends use it till he has to turn over the keys.
oh yeah, sure, thelma, that lantern will come in real handy.  maybe we could tow your car behind, in case he steals the spark plugs.	We'd have to.  That thing barely makes it down the driveway.
in case there's some escaped psycho killer on the loose, who cuts the electricity off and tries to come in and kill us.	Oh yeah, sure, Thelma, that lantern will come in real handy.  Maybe we could tow your car behind, in case he steals the spark plugs.
in case of what?	In case there's some escaped psycho killer on the loose, who cuts the electricity off and tries to come in and kill us.
i wanna take it anyway.  just in case.	In case of what?
we don't need the lantern.  the place has electricity.	I wanna take it anyway.  Just in case.
i don't know how to fish, louise.	Neither do I, Thelma, but Darryl does it, how hard can it be?  I'll see you later.  Be ready.
and steal darryl's fishin' stuff.	I don't know how to fish, Louise.
okay.  i will, too.	And steal Darryl's fishin' stuff.
i don't know.  warm stuff, i guess. it's the mountains.  i guess it gets cold at night.  i'm just gonna bring everything.	Okay.  I will, too.
what kind of stuff do i bring?	I don't know.  Warm stuff, I guess. It's the mountains.  I guess it gets cold at night.  I'm just gonna bring everything.
you're kiddin'!  alright!  i'll be there around two or three.	What kind of stuff do I bring?
what time are you gonna pick me up?	You're kiddin'!  Alright!  I'll be there around two or three.
not this weekend, sweetie, she's runnin' away with me.  hi.  what'd he say?	What time are you gonna pick me up?
no, i'm callin' from the playboy mansion.	I'll call you right back.
he already thinks you're out of your mind, louise, that don't carry much weight with darryl.  are you at work?	No, I'm callin' from the Playboy Mansion.
you mean you haven't asked him yet? for christ sake, thelma, is he your husband or your father?  it's just two days.  for god's sake, thelma. don't be a child.  just tell him you're goin' with me, for cryin' out loud.  tell him i'm havin' a nervous breakdown.	He already thinks you're out of your mind, Louise, that don't carry much weight with Darryl.  Are you at work?
well, wait now.  i still have to ask darryl if i can go.	You mean you haven't asked him yet? For Christ sake, Thelma, is he your husband or your father?  It's just two days.  For God's sake, Thelma. Don't be a child.  Just tell him you're goin' with me, for cryin' out loud.  Tell him I'm havin' a nervous breakdown.
are you going to apologize or not?	Fuck you.
say you're sorry.	Fuck that.
i'm not apologizing for shit!	Say you're sorry.
you women are crazy!	You got that right.
what?  what are you talkin' about?	You know good and damn well what I'm talkin' about.
we been seein' you all along the way.	Yeah.  I been seein' you, too.
yeah... sure did.	Damn.  I hate that!  I hate bein' called a beaver, don't you?
you probably even called us beavers on your cb radio, didn't you?	Yeah... sure did.
oh, jesus!	You probably even called us beavers on your CB radio, didn't you?
where you goin'?	Fresno.
we're fine!  how are you?	Grrrreat!
hi there!  you alright?	We're fine!  How are you?
hi!	Hi there!  You alright?
no, i just meant...	Yeah yeah. I'm going to the corner to get a cup of coffee.
heavy? heavy?! what i wouldn't give to know what heavy feels like, you insensitive prick.	No, I just meant...
the thing's kind of heavy.	Heavy? Heavy?! What I wouldn't give to know what heavy feels like, you insensitive prick.
s'matter with you? you look like you're fading.	The thing's kind of heavy.
i'll try to be more careful.	S'matter with you? You look like you're fading.
you heard me. you already put a fucking nick in my piano.	I'll try to be more careful.
what?	You heard me. You already put a fucking nick in my piano.
hey, shit-for-brains, be careful not to scratch that thing, huh?	What?
no harm, no foul?	I guess.
this wasn't your first time, was it, ted? how many we talking?	Hitchhikers? I don't know -- fifty... a hundred maybe -- Who keeps track?
well, uh, can you tell us his name?	Jeez, I didn't catch it.
guilty as charged. i'm not gonna play games with you. i could give you a song and dance but what's the point? i did it and we all know it.  the hitcher himself told me it's illegal. the irony...	Well, uh, can you tell us his name?
so you admit it?	Guilty as charged. I'm not gonna play games with you. I could give you a song and dance but what's the point? I did it and we all know it.  The hitcher himself told me it's illegal. The irony...
isn't that just my luck -- i get caught for everything.	So you admit it?
stop it!	Just one pair! You owe me that much, you heartless bitch!
stop that! no! somebody help me!!!!!	Stop it!
...not until i get a little something to remember you by.	Stop that! No! Somebody help me!!!!!
oh, mary, honey, you're taking this all wrong.  i'm not leaving...	...Not until I get a little something to remember you by.
i'm asking you to leave.	Oh, Mary, honey, you're taking this all wrong.  I'm not leaving...
woogie, i caught you red-handed.	All right, I did, but I was in a weird place then.
look at me, mary. on my mother's soul, on god above, on everything that is holy to me, i did not steal your shoes.	Woogie, I caught you red-handed.
that's what i want to tell ya. i've been through two years of extensive psychotherapy and you know what? you were right -- i needed help.	That's great, Woogie, I'm happy you're better -- you seem... good --but... you put me through quite an ordeal, you know.
well... thank you. but... you know you're not supposed to be within four hundred yards of me.	That's what I want to tell ya. I've been through two years of extensive psychotherapy and you know what? You were right -- I needed help.
uh-huh. i was worried about you.	Well... thank you. But... you know you're not supposed to be within four hundred yards of me.
you sent that?	Uh-huh. I was worried about you.
did you get my letter, mare? the one about ted?	You sent that?
but but you're married. you have kids a great wife.	If you're so happy with them, please, be my guest.
dom wooganowski. duh.	But but you're married. You have kids a great wife.
dom? what are you?	You stole her from me. Now I want her back.
holy shit, i've been going out with a loaded gun!	People get hurt that way.
you bet your ass i'm right. you don't go out with a loaded gun, you empty the barrels!	Holy shit, I've been going out with a loaded gun!
jesus christ you're right.	You bet your ass I'm right. You don't go out with a loaded gun, you empty the barrels!
the most honest moment in a man's life is the five minutes after he's blown a load. that's a medical fact. and it's because you're no longer trying to get laid. you're actually thinking like a girl. they love that.	Jesus Christ you're right.
huh.	The most honest moment in a man's life is the five minutes after he's blown a load. That's a medical fact. And it's because you're no longer trying to get laid. You're actually thinking like a girl. They love that.
wrong. it's because you ain't got the baby batter in your brain any more. that'll fuck with your head, that stuff will.	Huh.
i'm usually too tired to be.	Wrong. It's because you ain't got the baby batter in your brain any more. That'll fuck with your head, that stuff will.
why's that?	I'm usually too tired to be.
no.	Why's that?
think about it: after you've had sex with a girl and the two of you are laying in bed, are you nervous?	No.
pipes? what are you talking about?	You jerk off before all big dates, right? Tell me you jerk off before your big dates.
you know, clean the pipes.	Pipes? What are you talking about?
hm?	You know, clean the pipes.
okay, sounds like you're all set. just clean the pipes and it's a go.	Hm?
copped a tin of altoids at the car wash.	Okay, sounds like you're all set. Just clean the pipes and it's a go.
mints?	Copped a tin of Altoids at the car wash.
check.	Mints?
car clean? plenty of gas?	Check.
got cash.	Car clean? Plenty of gas?
just relax. have you hit the cash machine?	Got cash.
oh god, i'm fucking nervous. i don't know if i'm ready for this, man.	Just relax. Have you hit the cash machine?
tell her the truth about healy! blow the schmuck out of the water.	Are you crazy? I've unleashed a psycho on her. She's gonna be fucking pissed.  She's even more beautiful than I remember.
i don't know what to say.	Tell her the truth about Healy! Blow the schmuck out of the water.
well? what are you waiting for?	I don't know what to say.
fuck me.  let's go home.	No! You've gone through way too much to back down now. Get over there and do something -- I can't stand watching this.
and this adversely affects me how...?	Don't you see? -- Healy lied to us about everything! The landlord said when he got back from Miami he kept talking about falling for some doctor named Mary!
remember our friend healy? well, i didn't know where to mail his last paycheck so i sent my assistant by his mother's apartment. turns out there is no diabetic mom. landlord said she's been dead for ten years.	And this adversely affects me how...?
shoot.	Remember our friend Healy? Well, I didn't know where to mail his last paycheck so I sent my assistant by his mother's apartment. Turns out there is no diabetic mom. Landlord said she's been dead for ten years.
how the hell did you get here anyway?	Flew.  Told my wife I was going to a Promise Keepers convention.
yeah feels like it.	How the hell did you get here anyway?
didn't they tell you? that hitcher was just about to cut your throat when you stopped to take a leak. you got a fucking horseshoe up your ass, man.	Yeah feels like it.
i am?	Didn't they tell you? That hitcher was just about to cut your throat when you stopped to take a leak. You got a fucking horseshoe up your ass, man.
you are one lucky sonofabitch, you know that?	I am?
well then you've got to call her, man.	Fuck calling her. I'm going down there.
that sneaky prick was probably practicing his jai alai.	Well then you've got to call her, man.
the lazy fuck just didn't bother to look her up.	That sneaky prick was probably practicing his jai alai.
uh-huh.	The lazy fuck just didn't bother to look her up.
no you mean...?	Uh-huh.
well think about it.	No You mean...?
huh? but why did healy?	Well think about it.
my mary -- she's not in japan, she's single, and she's got no rugrats. she does have a little gambling problem, she plays the football cards a bit too much, but she's a babe, a surgeon babe!	Huh? But why did Healy?
what?	My Mary -- she's not in Japan, she's single, and she's got no rugrats. She does have a little gambling problem, she plays the football cards a bit too much, but she's a babe, a surgeon babe!
mary's a babe!	What?
jesus, ted, you've got to finish that damn novel so you can quit that stupid magazine.	Amen to that.
never met him.	Jesus, Ted, you've got to finish that damn novel so you can quit that stupid magazine.
what? on your day off? do you even know the guy?	Never met him.
maybe you're right. i should look on the bright side. i mean, i've still got my health...  i'm out of here. i've got to get up at six a.m. to move my boss's brother into his apartment.	What? On your day off? Do you even know the guy?
christ, ted, i was only four towns away.	Maybe you're right. I should look on the bright side. I mean, I've still got my health...  I'm out of here. I've got to get up at six a.m. to move my boss's brother into his apartment.
wait a second, i never told you that.	Christ, Ted, I was only four towns away.
i'm sorry, it's just that you're taking this all wrong, pal. don't you see? you're liberated. i feel liberated. i mean here you've been in therapy thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you!	Wait a second, I never told you that.
what's so funny?	I'm sorry, it's just that you're taking this all wrong, pal. Don't you see? You're liberated. I feel liberated. I mean here you've been in therapy thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you!
i think it was better when i didn't. it was kind of inspiring to know there was someone so pure in the world.	What's so funny?
well... at least now you know.	I think it was better when I didn't. It was kind of inspiring to know there was someone so pure in the world.
what's that, dom? what's the bright side?	Well... at least now you know.
hey, look on the bright side --	What's that, Dom? What's the bright side?
that's it, i'm making an oath. i'll never procrastinate about anything again. life is too fucking short.	Hey, look on the bright side --
and you think he could find out her number for me?	He'll do better than that. I'll send him down to Miami on business, you throw him a couple bucks on the side, and he'll track her down.
yeah, i guess he still lives with her. seemed like a sweet lady -- got diabetes or something -- so i went out on a limb and got him transferred down to providence.	And you think he could find out her number for me?
his mother?	Yeah, I guess he still lives with her. Seemed like a sweet lady -- got diabetes or something -- so I went out on a limb and got him transferred down to Providence.
relax, this guy owes me a big one. a couple years ago he got in a jam up in the boston office; some bullshit about padding his resume -- like we haven't all done that. anyway, they were going to let him go but his mother wrote a tear-jerker letter that ended up on my desk.	His mother?
i don't know about this, dom.	Relax, this guy owes me a big one. A couple years ago he got in a jam up in the Boston office; some bullshit about padding his resume -- like we haven't all done that. Anyway, they were going to let him go but his mother wrote a tear-jerker letter that ended up on my desk.
they told me they don't help out stalkers.  look, maybe they're right, it's been a long time.	I got it -- you hire a private eye, fly him out there, he follows her around a couple days, she'll never know a thing.
you're kidding? what did they say?	They told me they don't help out stalkers.  Look, maybe they're right, it's been a long time.
i also called unsolved mysteries.	You're kidding? What did they say?
so that was it? one bump in the road and you gave up?	I also called Unsolved Mysteries.
i did try calling her.  a few years ago. she wasn't listed.	So that was it? One bump in the road and you gave up?
what if you're wrong? you just said she's the only girl you ever loved, what have you got to lose by calling her?	I did try calling her.  A few years ago. She wasn't listed.
because i guarantee she's married and has a couple kids. girls like mary don't stay single.	What if you're wrong? You just said she's the only girl you ever loved, what have you got to lose by calling her?
why not?	Because I guarantee she's married and has a couple kids. Girls like Mary don't stay single.
yeah, right.	Why not?
well why don't you look her up?	Yeah, right.
i don't know.	Well why don't you look her up?
i mean since then.	I don't know.
i told you, her family moved to miami.	I mean since then.
whatever happened to mary?	I told you, her family moved to Miami.
look, i admit it was brief, but it was definitely love. crushes don't last twelve years.	Whatever happened to Mary?
mary again.	Look, I admit it was brief, but it was definitely love. Crushes don't last twelve years.
well once. mary.	Mary again.
never?	Well once. Mary.
nah.	Never?
each day is better than the next.  have you ever been, you know... in love with someone?	Nah.
it must be great with a wife like that.	Each day is better than the next.  Have you ever been, you know... in love with someone?
oh, so i'm lucky because my brother got killed in an explosion?	I never said that. I'm saying your lucky those kids found his kidneys.  Besides, your brother Jimmy never gave a shit about you.
give me a break. remember five years ago, when your kidneys failed? if you were a loser would they have been able to find a donor with an exact tissue match? what are the odds of that, one in a million?	Oh, so I'm lucky because my brother got killed in an explosion?
loser? you?	Give me a break. Remember five years ago, when your kidneys failed? If you were a loser would they have been able to find a donor with an exact tissue match? What are the odds of that, one in a million?
what's the point? let's face it, dom, i'm in a slump.  lately i've been feeling like... well... like a loser.	Loser? You?
i just told you, she's half asian. half american. they're all good looking. you could mate don rickles and yoko ono and they're going to have a gorgeous kid. it's a foolproof combo.	What's the point? Let's face it, Dom, I'm in a slump.  Lately I've been feeling like... well... like a loser.
good-looking?	I just told you, she's half Asian. half American. They're all good looking. You could mate Don Rickles and Yoko Ono and they're going to have a gorgeous kid. It's a foolproof combo.
you're leaving it out. finish your swing.  you're going to like this one -- she's half asian, half american.	Good-looking?
what's he like?	You're leaving it out. Finish your swing.  You're going to like this one -- she's half Asian, half American.
i'm going to fix you up with my new assistant.	What's he like?
come on, that wouldn't make me gay.	I'm going to fix you up with my new assistant.
let me ask you this: when you smoke a cigar, do you ever pretend it has balls?	Come on, that wouldn't make me gay.
yeah, but he was successful.	Let me ask you this: When you smoke a cigar, do you ever pretend it has balls?
well you're a writer, and a lot of writers are gay. look at truman capote.	Yeah, but he was successful.
he implied it.	Well you're a writer, and a lot of writers are gay. Look at Truman Capote.
gay? he said you were gay?	He implied it.
a convention? how'd you see her at a convention?	I'm an orthopedic surgeon, she's an orthopedic surgeon.
from high school mary? yeah, i saw her about six months ago at a convention in las vegas.	A convention? How'd you see her at a convention?
mary.	From high school Mary? Yeah, I saw her about six months ago at a convention in Las Vegas.
who?	Mary.
bob, do you remember mary?	Who?
out getting coffee.	Yeah, that's more or less what the others said, too. Out getting coffee... supposed to meet him here... picking up my grandma...
uh-huh. where was he?	Out getting coffee.
it wasn't my truck -- i was helping out a guy in a wheelchair.	Uh-huh. Where was he?
so... i see you made the news.	It wasn't my truck -- I was helping out a guy in a wheelchair.
oh come on, why would i lie?	Because you're a loser, and in some warped way this gives you a momentary sense of worth.
i got twenty bucks says you're full of shit.	Oh come on, why would I lie?
woogie from borrington high? sounds like a loser.	Loser? Woogie was all-state football and and basketball and valedictorian of his class.
big guy -- goes to barrington high school.	Woogie from Borrington high? Sounds like a loser.
who?	Big guy -- goes to Barrington high school.
why don't you be a gentleman and ask rosey?	Who?
we're in love with your roommate.	Aw, Christ, I can't take it anymore. I'm gonna pack my bags and go back to my own place.
would you like a little clam-dip, honey?	No, thanks.  Love a little bundt cake if you have some!
would you like a glass of tea or something?	You got a brew?
truth is i usually get along better with animals than with people. in nepal the villagers call me 'kin-tan- tee', which means 'man who is loved by many animals...  ...who love him a lot, too... and so on.'	Would you like a glass of tea or something?
he can tell you're an animal nut. you are, aren't ya?	Truth is I usually get along better with animals than with people. In Nepal the villagers call me 'Kin-tan- tee', which means 'man who is loved by many animals...  ...who love him a lot, too... and so on.'
'that right?	He can tell you're an animal nut. You are, aren't ya?
you mean he doesn't like bad guys.	'That right?
this is a good one, mare. sounds like his partner's all lubed up.	Call you back.
hey, love will make you do fucked-up things.	You said it, mister.  I gotta go.
the bottom line is, i'm not going to use my philanthropy as some form of currency... especially after what i did.  i lied to this poor girl. lied, man. she deserved better.	Hey, love will make you do fucked-up things.
but jesus, pat, if she's as special as you say, she's going to want to hear about the things you did.	Ahh.
i don't know. i guess... it just seems that women today are more impressed by the mighty buck than by some schmo who spent the last seventeen years scraping by on peace corp wages.	But Jesus, Pat, if she's as special as you say, she's going to want to hear about the things you did.
why didn't you just tell her the truth?	I don't know. I guess... it just seems that women today are more impressed by the mighty buck than by some schmo who spent the last seventeen years scraping by on Peace Corp wages.
oh yeah.	Dumbshit.
the sawbones?	Yep.
ah, i got a date tonight with that mary girl i told you about.	The sawbones?
so where the hell are you, healy?	Ah, I got a date tonight with that Mary girl I told you about.
uh, i'm fine. just wanted to let you know i'll have your car back in a couple hours, i'm still staking out this girl's apartment.	You found my car?!
who the fuck is it to you?	Sully, it's Healy. What's going on over there?
hello...? sully...?  sully, that you?	Who the fuck is it to you?
jesus, you know what? this shit doesn't even taste good to me anymore.	Ah, fuck ya then, you big pussy. What are you, spotting?
bet your ass you are. now i don't want to hear anymore of your happy horseshit. you gotta learn how to bend a little or believe me... you're gonna break.	Jesus, you know what? This shit doesn't even taste good to me anymore.
am i?	Bet your ass you are. Now I don't want to hear anymore of your happy horseshit. You gotta learn how to bend a little or believe me... you're gonna break.
i'm worried about you, man. you better learn to have a pop once in a while or you're gonna fall off the wagon. you're being a fanatic and that ain't healthy.	Am I?
this is a light beer. you can't have a light beer?	No I can't.
healy, what i just tell you?	This is a light beer. You can't have a light beer?
here, just have one of these then.	Healy, what I just tell you?
is that right? well good for you, sull, i'm proud of you.	Here, just have one of these then.
yeah, well when you quit blow, you gotta quit the booze, too.	Is that right? Well good for you, Sull, I'm proud of you.
what are you talking about? you were never an alky, you were a cokehead.	Yeah, well when you quit blow, you gotta quit the booze, too.
nineteen months i been sober.	What are you talking about? You were never an alky, you were a cokehead.
relax, he just ate.	Nineteen months I been sober.
tell bill to get the fuck off!	Relax, he just ate.
take it easy, that's bill.	Tell Bill to get the fuck off!
not for me, buddy. i don't drink anymore.	Yeah, and you don't drink any less, right?
fuckin' animals. hey, what do you say we go grab a couple drinks.	Not for me, buddy. I don't drink anymore.
what can i tell you? it's a healthier lifestyle down here, and it's easier to succeed when your head's clear. those guys i worked with back in boston, they were a bad influence.	Fuckin' animals. Hey, what do you say we go grab a couple drinks.
okay? with this pad, the killer wheels? looks like you really cleaned up your act.	What can I tell you? It's a healthier lifestyle down here, and it's easier to succeed when your head's clear. Those guys I worked with back in Boston, they were a bad influence.
i'm doing okay.  i gotta get ready for work.	Okay? With this pad, the killer wheels? Looks like you really cleaned up your act.
very nice.	I'm doing okay.  I gotta get ready for work.
big time.	Very nice.
stalker, huh?	Big time.
nah, some guy threw me a few bucks to track down his high school girlfriend.	Stalker, huh?
you should thank me -- that girl was not easy to find. what'd she scam you out of-some insurance dough?	Nah, some guy threw me a few bucks to track down his high school girlfriend.
thanks.	You should thank me -- that girl was not easy to find. What'd she scam you out of-some insurance dough?
here's the info you asked for.	Thanks.
you hot shit. ya look fuckin' pisser.	Here's the info you asked for.
fucking sully! look at you!	You hot shit. Ya look fuckin' pisser.
healy you dog!	Fucking Sully! Look at you!
i say none of us leave this room until our young mary here stops jerking us around and decides once and for all who she wants. now mary, i know this is difficult but you really will be doing them all a favor to tell them the truth about us.	Are you crazy? Why would I pick you? You're a murderer.
woogie, please, you're starting to scare me.	Who the hell's Woogie?
hi, i'm out drinking champagne and roses... and i'm really happy. leave a message. beep.	Uh, hey buddy. Oh boy, am I pissed. You're not going to believe this -- well, you'll believe it, there's no reason not to -- but I just got beeped for emergency surgery. Well, um, sorry, but I'm going to have to bail on you.
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	We're gonna go out tonight. Oh, that reminds me, I've got to call what's- his-face and cancel.
not to worry. so... see you tonight, right? right?	Sure.
are you okay?	Not to worry. So... see you tonight, right? Right?
urrggghh...	Warren!
how's my stomach taste, she says.  hey thanks for picking up the lunch tab, mare. sorry i forgot my wallet. i feel like a dog.	Forget it. It was... fun.
all set.	You look great.  Hey, Mare, do I have a rip in the back of these pants?
turn it up, magda.	Hey, watch your mouth -- she's a great gal. I'm the dumbshit for lying to her.
fuck!!	Huh... that's strange.
come on, what were you going to say?	Nah, really, it was moronic.
no, forget it, it was stupid.	Come on, what were you going to say?
what?	No, forget it, it was stupid.
mary ah, forget it.	What?
well, i'll see ya.	Mary ah, forget it.
i guess.	Well, I'll see ya.
yeah... i guess this is it, huh?	I guess.
so...	Yeah... I guess this is it, huh?
wow. i thought i was the only one.	So...
yeah.	Wow. I thought I was the only one.
-- love story of our time.	Yeah.
pat, i'm not kidding. i really think it's the greatest --	-- Love story of our time.
ouch. come on, don't bust my chops. i know it's corny, but i do love it.	Pat, I'm not kidding. I really think it's the greatest --
harold and maude is my all-time favorite movie.	Ouch. Come on, don't bust my chops. I know it's corny, but I do love it.
huh. i guess i just wish they made them like they used to. you know, something like the heartbreak kid... or harold and maude.	Harold and Maude is my all-time favorite movie.
a fucking moron.	Huh. I guess I just wish they made them like they used to. You know, something like The Heartbreak Kid... or Harold and Maude.
no. but the boston globe critic jay carr hated it.	A fucking moron.
have you seen it?	No. But the Boston Globe critic Jay Carr hated it.
try to be. it's tough going with the crap they make today. if dumb and dumber's the best they've got to offer i say thanks but no thanks.	Have you seen it?
you're a movie buff?	Try to be. It's tough going with the crap they make today. If Dumb and Dumber's the best they've got to offer I say thanks but no thanks.
ah, i'd sell that. start fresh in a new place, quit the architect game, slow things down, read more books, see more movies...	You're a movie buff?
why bounce when you have your own condo in nepal to go to?	Ah, I'd sell that. Start fresh in a new place, quit the architect game, slow things down, read more books, see more movies...
you know, sometimes i wish i could be like magda and not go home. i'd like to just bounce around for awhile, do a little traveling...	Why bounce when you have your own condo in Nepal to go to?
lint?	Yeah, I think it's that dog of hers running around on the rug all day -- just makes for a lot of lint. Look at this...
sadly, no. well except for the lint.	Lint?
and it doesn't cramp your style?	Sadly, no. Well except for the lint.
magda? she's not my grandmother -- actually she rents the apartment right next to mine. her husband passed away a couple years ago so she doesn't like to be alone.	And it doesn't cramp your style?
that grandmother of yours -- she's really something.	Magda? She's not my grandmother -- actually she rents the apartment right next to mine. Her husband passed away a couple years ago so she doesn't like to be alone.
how about -- ?	When you look at architecture, try not to concern yourself with the pieces -- look at the building in its totalitarianism.
that...? vestibule.	How about -- ?
would you call that a portico or a vestibule?	That...? Vestibule.
deco.	Would you call that a portico or a vestibule?
is this one art deco or art nouveau?	Deco.
we just got here thirty seconds ago. isn't this stuff great?	Is this one art deco or art nouveau?
what say we get outta here and go crush a bucket?	We just got here thirty seconds ago. Isn't this stuff great?
i know he's around here someplace.	What say we get outta here and go crush a bucket?
the architecture exhibit! my friend tucker is going to be here. he's an architect, too. you guys will have tons to talk about.	I know he's around here someplace.
a surprise?	The architecture exhibit! My friend Tucker is going to be here. He's an architect, too. You guys will have tons to talk about.
we will, but first i have a surprise.	A surprise?
the museum? i thought we were going out to dinner?	We will, but first I have a surprise.
here you go.  what's that smell?	The museum? I thought we were going out to dinner?
fine. fine.	Here you go.  What's that smell?
sorry, pat, out of beer. you like vodka?	Great.
oh, pufferball likes his little tum- tum rubbed, doesn't he now?	Wow, I've never seen him like this. He doesn't usually like guys.
yeah, it's fun for them, but it's heaven for me.  those goofy bastards are just about the best thing i have in this crazy old world.  ooh, hey, i gotta run.	Look, uh, I was thinking maybe we should go have dinner sometime.
that sounds like fun.	Yeah, it's fun for them, but it's heaven for me.  Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I have in this crazy old world.  Ooh, hey, I gotta run.
that's what i said, so i went out and got him a leash you know, one of those clothesline runners for the backyard. he's got plenty of room out there to dig. the kid's really blossomed. now i can take him to ball games, movies -- you know, happy stuff.	That sounds like fun.
they keep him confined? that's bullshit!	That's what I said, so I went out and got him a leash you know, one of those clothesline runners for the backyard. He's got plenty of room out there to dig. The kid's really blossomed. Now I can take him to ball games, movies -- you know, happy stuff.
well it's more of an enclosure really.	They keep him confined? That's bullshit!
-- he's in a cage?!	Well it's more of an enclosure really.
-- there's this one kid, we call him mongo on account of he's a mongoloid. he got out of his cage once and --	-- He's in a cage?!
no, i mean	-- There's this one kid, we call him Mongo on account of he's a mongoloid. He got out of his cage once and --
the hell with that. no one's gonna tell me who i can and can't work with.	No, I mean
isn't that a little politically incorrect?	The hell with that. No one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.
you know...  ...the guys who ride the short bus.	Isn't that a little politically incorrect?
i beg your pardon?	You know...  ...the guys who ride the short bus.
i work with retards.	I beg your pardon?
what's that?	I work with retards.
i'm kidding. yeah, i guess you could call me an architect -- it's just a job really, a way to keep me moving. my real passion is my hobby.	What's that?
well, just until i get my pga tour card.	I'm kidding. Yeah, I guess you could call me an architect -- it's just a job really, a way to keep me moving. My real passion is my hobby.
are you... an architect?	Well, just until I get my PGA Tour card.
some buildings i'm working on.	Are you... an architect?
what are you doing with all these blueprints?	Some buildings I'm working on.
it's right there on your golf bag.	What are you doing with all these blueprints?
how'd you know that?	It's right there on your golf bag.
i already know it, mary.	How'd you know that?
don't you want to know my name?	I already know it, Mary.
pat healy.	Don't you want to know my name?
by the way, what's your name?	Pat Healy.
same here again.	By the way, what's your name?
well, it was nice meeting you, again.	Same here again.
here. spend it on your trip to katmandu.	Thanks.
wow. that's a place i've always wanted to go. is it true the mountains are so tall you can't see the tops?	Not 'til you get about three hundred yards from the summit. That's been my experience anyway.
well... it's just a condo really. right outside katmandu.	Wow. That's a place I've always wanted to go. Is it true the mountains are so tall you can't see the tops?
you own a home there?	Well... it's just a condo really. Right outside Katmandu.
not in months. i don't even know why i bought the damn place.	You own a home there?
nepal? have you been?	Not in months. I don't even know why I bought the damn place.
oh cripes. do you have change for a dollar? all i have is these stupid nepalese coins.	Nepal? Have you been?
no thanks.	Oh cripes. Do you have change for a dollar? All I have is these stupid Nepalese coins.
i'm gonna get a soda, you want one?	No thanks.
thanks.	I'm gonna get a soda, you want one?
yeah, don't talk in someone's backswing.	Thanks.
i'm just saying i don't mind a guy with a bit of a beer belly. it means he's a guy. you can have those pretty boys who hang out in a gym all day staring at their reflections.	A girl after your own heart, Ted.
are you telling me you didn't send mary a letter outlining our deal?	Why the fuck would I do that? I'd be screwing myself.
what?	Are you telling me you didn't send Mary a letter outlining our deal?
i'm talking about the letter, asshole.	What?
i don't know what you're talking about.	I'm talking about the letter, asshole.
well you didn't have to blow us both out of the water. jesus christ, just because she found out about you, why'd you have to take me down with you?	I don't know what you're talking about.
that's right, hot shot! my turn. what's the matter with me, huh? why can't i ever get the great girl? give the big pig with the b.o. to healy, right? well i was sick of it, man! no more -- it was my turn. it was time for me... time for me... to be happy.	Well you didn't have to blow us both out of the water. Jesus Christ, just because she found out about you, why'd you have to take me down with you?
your turn?	That's right, hot shot! My turn. What's the matter with me, huh? Why can't I ever get the great girl? Give the big pig with the B.O. to Healy, right? Well I was sick of it, man! No more -- it was my turn. It was time for me... time for me... to be happy.
yeah well fuck you! you just can't stand the fact that it was my turn.	Your turn?
you're a sick man, you know that?	Yeah well fuck you! You just can't stand the fact that it was my turn.
oh christ... poor dog.	You're a sick man, you know that?
that's right -- if you weren't you would've looked for her yourself!	Oh Christ... poor dog.
what?! you're calling me a stalker?	That's right -- if you weren't you would've looked for her yourself!
turn her over to a stalker.	What?! You're calling me a stalker?
do what?	Turn her over to a stalker.
look, you asked me to follow your girl around, and i did and i started to like her, and then i realized i just couldn't in good conscience do it.	Do what?
what do you mean 'why'?	Answer the question, shitball.
you fucked me, man? why would you do that?	What do you mean 'why'?
hey, hey, hey!	Surprised?
mary's a mail-order bride?	Fetched a pretty penny, too. Don't forget, it's the Sumo culture, they pay by the pound there. Sort of like tuna.
you've heard of mail-order brides? well they go that way, too.	Mary's a mail-order bride?
japan? what's she doing in japan?	You've heard of mail-order brides? Well they go that way, too.
okay, tell you what: i'll get her number for you just as soon as she gets back from japan.	Japan? What's she doing in Japan?
oh. i thought  that's not it anyway. i know this doesn't make any sense to you, but i just can't turn it off that fast. i still feel something for her.	Okay, tell you what: I'll get her number for you just as soon as she gets back from Japan.
it's a goddamn bunion. it'll heal.	Oh. I thought  That's not it anyway. I know this doesn't make any sense to you, but I just can't turn it off that fast. I still feel something for her.
all the same, i still want to call her. i know it sounds crazy -- mary sure has a lot of troubles in her life -- but, i don't know, maybe i can help her out.  the poor thing's had it tough -- she's in a wheelchair for godsakes.	It's a goddamn bunion. It'll heal.
i said buttplug. she's heinous.	All the same, I still want to call her. I know it sounds crazy -- Mary sure has a lot of troubles in her life -- but, I don't know, maybe I can help her out.  The poor thing's had it tough -- she's in a wheelchair for Godsakes.
but you said she was a sparkplug...?	I said buttplug. She's heinous.
rollerpig? are you nuts?	But you said she was a sparkplug...?
well i think you're right, i should look her up.	Rollerpig? Are you nuts?
good good.	Well I think you're right, I should look her up.
look, uh, i've been thinking about everything you told me.	Good good.
yeah, i don't know why but i always felt at home in the fronton.	Look, uh, I've been thinking about everything you told me.
jai alai?	Yeah, I don't know why but I always felt at home in the fronton.
yeah, this insurance business is too slow for me. i'm going to go down and try my hand at jai alai.	Jai alai?
miami?	Yeah, this insurance business is too slow for me. I'm going to go down and try my hand at jai alai.
oh, uh, i resigned.	Miami?
what are you doing?	Oh, uh, I resigned.
you sure, big guy? i'll bet she'd love to hear from you before her mastectomy!	What are you doing?
uh, that's okay.	You sure, big guy? I'll bet she'd love to hear from you before her mastectomy!
ted? don't you want the name of the housing project?	Uh, that's okay.
thanks, healy. good work.	Ted? Don't you want the name of the housing project?
anyway, the good news is i have all the information you need. got it from her bookie -- nice guy. you should definitely call her, ted. i mean she's a real sparkplug, that one. she seems determined to get those rugrats off welfare and with your help i'll bet she does it.	Thanks, Healy. Good work.
it's just that... mary. i wouldn't have thought...	Anyway, the good news is I have all the information you need. Got it from her bookie -- nice guy. You should definitely call her, Ted. I mean she's a real sparkplug, that one. She seems determined to get those rugrats off welfare and with your help I'll bet she does it.
don't look so shocked, it's been a long time. i bet you've changed a lot over the last twelve years, haven't you?	It's just that... Mary. I wouldn't have thought...
she's in a wheelchair?!	Don't look so shocked, it's been a long time. I bet you've changed a lot over the last twelve years, haven't you?
hyperactive little fuckers, too. tough to keep up with in a wheelchair, i bet.	She's in a wheelchair?!
oh my.	Hyperactive little fuckers, too. Tough to keep up with in a wheelchair, I bet.
well i'm guessing. there's a black kid, two whites, and a midget.	Oh my.
three different guys?	Well I'm guessing. There's a black kid, two whites, and a midget.
four kids, three different guys.	Three different guys?
huh?	Four kids, three different guys.
nope. never been.	Huh?
so she's married?	Nope. Never been.
but you know, you shit out a bunch of kids, you're going to put on a few pounds.	So she's married?
i'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half. not bad.	But you know, you shit out a bunch of kids, you're going to put on a few pounds.
mary's a little chubby, huh?	I'd say about a deuce, deuce and a half. Not bad.
well she must've packed on a few pounds over the years.	Mary's a little chubby, huh?
no, not at all.	Well she must've packed on a few pounds over the years.
that i couldn't say. let me ask you something: was she a little big-boned in high school?	No, not at all.
so she hasn't changed?	That I couldn't say. Let me ask you something: Was she a little big-boned in high school?
right there in liberty city. and you were right, she's really something.	So she hasn't changed?
so you found mary?	Right there in Liberty City. And you were right, she's really something.
i think your life's about to change.	So you found Mary?
really?  very, very?	I think your life's about to change.
i've got some very, very good news for you, my friend.	Really?  Very, very?
i get one hundred a day plus expenses.	You get fifty a day, period. It's a business trip, they'll pay for your expenses.
look, let's forget it. let's forget the whole thing.	I get one hundred a day plus expenses.
sure she is. that's why she got an unlisted number and you haven't heard squat from her in a dozen years. oh you're good, ted. you're a real piece of work.	Look, let's forget it. Let's forget the whole thing.
i'm not a stalker! she's a friend of mine.	Sure she is. That's why she got an unlisted number and you haven't heard squat from her in a dozen years. Oh you're good, Ted. You're a real piece of work.
do you really expect me to believe this is a straight stalker case?	I'm not a stalker! She's a friend of mine.
you can't be serious.	Do you really expect me to believe this is a straight stalker case?
you want her dead, don't you?	You can't be serious.
no.	You want her dead, don't you?
she's blackmailing you, right?	No.
no.	She's blackmailing you, right?
ted, i'm the kind of guy who shoots from the hip. now i want you to level with me: did you knock this skirt up?	No.
you don't buy what?	Ted, I'm the kind of guy who shoots from the hip. Now I want you to level with me: Did you knock this skirt up?
i don't buy it.	You don't buy what?
i don't know, maybe you could poke around for a half day and see if she has five kids and a labrador.	I don't buy it.
don't play games with me, ted.	I don't know, maybe you could poke around for a half day and see if she has five kids and a Labrador.
well, i know you're busy...	Don't play games with me, Ted.
all you want is a phone number?	Well, I know you're busy...
she moved to miami beach twelve years ago. i checked directory assistance down there and she's not listed. she might've moved ten times since then.	All you want is a phone number?
any idea where i might start looking?	She moved to Miami Beach twelve years ago. I checked directory assistance down there and she's not listed. She might've moved ten times since then.
uh-huh.	Any idea where I might start looking?
so, dom tells me you're looking for some lady-friend you knew in high school.	Uh-huh.
oh... sully.	Look, if it wasn't you who sent the letter, and it wasn't me who sent it?
you were following us?	Don't flatter yourself -- I was following her, I always do. How the hell you think I got rid of Mary's boyfriend Steve?
like i'm going to try to figure out a guy who's idea of courting is blowing farts in the chick's face	You were following us?
oh that makes a lot of sense. why would i rat myself out?	Like I'm going to try to figure out a guy who's idea of courting is blowing farts in the chick's face
i swear! i didn't tell her nothing! you probably did it yourself, you piece of shit.	Oh that makes a lot of sense. Why would I rat myself out?
what?	You fucking prick, we had a deal -- you said you wouldn't fuck me and I wouldn't fuck you until we had this fuck out of the fucking picture.  You crossed the line, man.
you little fuck.	What?
hey, this is a pretty nice place.	Sully...! What the fuck happened here?!
ho-ly shit.	Hey, this is a pretty nice place.
that seems like a lot of speed for a little pooch -- you sure it won't kill him?	I never said that.
four.	That seems like a lot of speed for a little pooch -- you sure it won't kill him?
how many is that?	Four.
fucking sickening.	How many is that?
that stalkin' son-of-a-bitch!	Fucking sickening.
future wife? get real, man -- you're nothing more than a glorified brother in her eyes.	Why you son of a --
what line? the day you first laid your oily rap on my future wife you started a war!	Future wife? Get real, man -- you're nothing more than a glorified brother in her eyes.
hey, hey, hey, i'm not the one who started telling bald-faced lies about the competition -- that's crossing the line!	What line? The day you first laid your oily rap on my future wife you started a war!
oh yeah, the plan was going along just fine until you showed up.	Hey, hey, hey, I'm not the one who started telling bald-faced lies about the competition -- that's crossing the line!
nice.	Oh yeah, the plan was going along just fine until you showed up.
friend. baseball bat.	Nice.
how'd you manage that one?	Friend. Baseball bat.
just dumb luck. i delivered a pie to her one night and she answered the door in her nightgown -- that was it for me. i went home that night, shaved my beard, and a week later i was laid out in her office with a broken back.	How'd you manage that one?
and you met mary how?	Just dumb luck. I delivered a pie to her one night and she answered the door in her nightgown -- that was it for me. I went home that night, shaved my beard, and a week later I was laid out in her office with a broken back.
...so then in '94 i went back to dade community college for a semester and when the wal-mart cashier job fell through i hooked up with the pizza barn.	And you met Mary how?
i knew shit. the only thing i knew was that you were a fake and i made up everything else.  my real name's norm. i deliver pizzas.	Bullshit!
but... but you knew people at harvard.	I knew shit. The only thing I knew was that you were a fake and I made up everything else.  My real name's Norm. I deliver pizzas.
i mean i'm a fucking fraud. i'm no architect. don't be a putz -- who's been to santiago twice in a year?  estadio olimpico -- please!	But... but you knew people at Harvard.
what do you mean?	I mean I'm a fucking fraud. I'm no architect. Don't be a putz -- who's been to Santiago twice in a year?  Estadio Olimpico -- please!
i'm a phony -- just like you, man.	What do you mean?
you heard me, goddamnit. i... i love her.	I'm a phony -- just like you, man.
you what?	You heard me, goddamnit. I... I love her.
that stalker ted got to you, right? you're working for him, aren't you, you little shit?	Who?
whoa, whoa -- i don't know what you're talking about.	Maybe this'll jog your memory.
who the fuck do you think you are making up that bullshit about me?!	Whoa, whoa -- I don't know what you're talking about.
okay, pat, take it easy -- don't do anything stupid.	Who the fuck do you think you are making up that bullshit about me?!
you know, i really should take your card.	Oh look, it's Doob! Will you excuse me a minute, Tucker?
uh, sort of nouveau deco... with a big vestibule. check it out next time you're up there.	You know, I really should take your card.
i'm sorry, i'm not familiar with it. what style?	Uh, sort of nouveau Deco... with a big vestibule. Check it out next time you're up there.
no... just down the street, the amigo tower.	I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with it. What style?
did you build the estadio olympico?	No... just down the street, the Amigo Tower.
do you know the... soccer stadium?	Did you build the Estadio Olympico?
absolutely! i was there twice last year. which building is yours?	Do you know the... soccer stadium?
have you been to  let's see -- santiago, chile?	Absolutely! I was there twice last year. Which building is yours?
really? but he's been married for twenty years -- they've got six kids.	Nice smokescreen, isn't it?
well, i'll tell her i ran into you.	You mean him.
kim and i are close friends!	Well, I'll tell her I ran into you.
among others.	Kim and I are close friends!
did you study under kim greene?	Among others.
you bet.	Did you study under Kim Greene?
harvard?	You bet.
yes yes, i did get my degree up there.	Harvard?
boston, huh? did you get your degree up there?	Yes yes, I did get my degree up there.
mainly i work out of boston.	Boston, huh? Did you get your degree up there?
pleasure to meet you, patrick.	Same here.
well it's the company motto: 'if you ain't happy we'll send you the extra minute.'	Huh. That sounds great.  Unless someone else comes out with Six-Minute Abs.
how do you guarantee that?	Well it's the company motto: 'If you ain't happy we'll send you the extra minute.'
bingo. especially since we guarantee you'll get every bit as good a work- out.	How do you guarantee that?
i'd go with the seven.	Bingo. Especially since we guarantee you'll get every bit as good a work- out.
think about it. you walk into a video store and you see eight-minute abs and right next to it you see seven- minute abs -- which one you gonna spring for?	I'd go with the seven.
i see where you're going.	Think about it. You walk into a video store and you see Eight-Minute Abs and right next to it you see Seven- Minute Abs -- which one you gonna spring for?
two million copies it sold last year. two million, man. but not next year -- my idea's gonna blow them outta the water. get this:  seven-minute abs.	I see where you're going.
the exercise tape? sure, i've seen it on t.v.	Two million copies it sold last year. Two million, man. But not next year -- my idea's gonna blow them outta the water. Get this:  Seven-Minute Abs.
yeah, you wouldn't believe my idea -- it's a home run. you ever hear of eight-minute abs?	The exercise tape? Sure, I've seen it on T.V.
'that right? good for you.	Yeah, you wouldn't believe my idea -- it's a home run. You ever hear of Eight-Minute Abs?
a salesman -- that's what i am. i mean, i'm gonna be anyway. i'm starting my own company -- video sales -- just as soon as i get enough seed money.	'That right? Good for you.
hm?	A salesman -- that's what I am. I mean, I'm gonna be anyway. I'm starting my own company -- video sales -- just as soon as I get enough seed money.
oh. well i am.	Hm?
nah. i'm... i'm nothing.	Oh. Well I am.
sucks. so what's up? you some kind of salesman or something?	Nah. I'm... I'm nothing.
that must make it tough.	Sucks. So what's up? You some kind of salesman or something?
i know how you feel -- i been standing in the same spot for the last five hours. you know it's against the law to pick up a hitchhiker in this state.	That must make it tough.
no prob, i could use the company. i've been on the road going on fifteen hours straight.	I know how you feel -- I been standing in the same spot for the last five hours. You know it's against the law to pick up a hitchhiker in this state.
thanks for picking me up.	No prob, I could use the company. I've been on the road going on fifteen hours straight.
what? steve seemed to put up with warren.	I don't want someone who'll put up with him. I want someone who will enjoy him, the way I do. Do you know what he told my friend Tucker? He said he would've popped the question a lot earlier if Warren wasn't in my life.  Well he is in my life and I'm goddamn lucky to have him. The hell with Steve.
is that old crab still with you? mary, you said you were putting her up for a month -- it's been a year and a half.	Ah, she's okay.
i don't know, it was complicated. he's in san francisco, i'm in miami.  besides, magda's psychic dog hated him.	Is that old crab still with you? Mary, you said you were putting her up for a month -- it's been a year and a half.
yeah, steve. steve was all right for awhile.	All right for awhile? The guy's good- looking, rich, witty. He was a god.
oh come off it, mare. what about what's-his-name... steverino? you could've at least passed the baton on that one.	Yeah, Steve. Steve was all right for awhile.
no i'm not.	Oh come off it, Mare. What about what's-his-name... Steverino? You could've at least passed the baton on that one.
it means you're too hard on guys.	No I'm not.
what's that supposed to mean?	It means you're too hard on guys.
yeah, and you'd probably dump the poor guy halfway to katmandu.	What's that supposed to mean?
jeez, i don't know where you're ever going to find a guy like that.	But here's the rub. The guy I'm talking about has got to be self- employed.
i'm sick of these calorie-countin' pansies. give me a guy who likes kielbasa and beer and playing thirty- six holes and still has enough energy to take me and warren out to a ballgame.	Jeez, I don't know where you're ever going to find a guy like that.
i can live with those reflections.	I'm sick of these calorie-countin' pansies. Give me a guy who likes kielbasa and beer and playing thirty- six holes and still has enough energy to take me and Warren out to a ballgame.
no, it should be 'a hockey player with great pecs.'	Ugh, not pecs. Sounds like one of those guys with a fish-net shirt and a banana hammock.
where's puffy?	Ah, he was being a pest so I put him in the bathroom.
oh, hi hon. just straightening up.	Where's Puffy?
magda!	The little shit lied to me about that guy!
puffy, get over here.	Magda!
holy shit...	Puffy, get over here.
you vicious bitch, how do you sleep at night?	I can't do it -- I just found out it's his birthday.  I guess I've gotta cancel on Ted.
an old flame?	Kind of. Ted Peloquin -- one of the sweetest guys in the world.
love? come on, i wouldn't call it love.	Oh no? I ain't seen you beaming like this since you broke ninety on the Blue Monster.
knock it off, pollyanna, just 'cause you're in love doesn't mean everyone else has to be.	Love? Come on, I wouldn't call it love.
so maybe i could find a nice gentleman to take you to the movies.	Knock it off, Pollyanna, just 'cause you're in love doesn't mean everyone else has to be.
don't bet on it. last time i had a pap smear the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.	So maybe I could find a nice gentleman to take you to the movies.
don't get ahead of yourself. you'll probably need it before i will.	Don't bet on it. Last time I had a pap smear the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.
back when i was your age i always used to make myself a big banana split after sex. i think you're gonna need one tonight.	Don't get ahead of yourself. You'll probably need it before I will.
why?	Back when I was your age I always used to make myself a big banana split after sex. I think you're gonna need one tonight.
i'm buying bananas tonight.	Why?
hey hey, what did you say pat's last name was?	Healy.
bundt cake?	Must have a sweet tooth. See if you can find some cookies.
sure.  uh, magda, why don't you get some more cheese and crackers...?	Oh, yeah, of course, dear.
the point is, love isn't about money or social standing or age, it's about connecting with someone, having things in common kindred spirits.	Fuck kindred spirits. My little Puffy here's gonna tell you all you need to know about this guy in about two seconds flat. If he starts yapping, he's a loser; if Puffy's relaxed... well, you got yourself a keeper.
that's exactly why i don't watch 'em anymore -- it's bullshit! why the hell would an old lady go for a young kid?	The point is, love isn't about money or social standing or age, it's about connecting with someone, having things in common kindred spirits.
this one's almost thirty years old. it's about a young kid and an old lady who fall in love.	That's exactly why I don't watch 'em anymore -- it's bullshit! Why the hell would an old lady go for a young kid?
i don't watch the new ones.	This one's almost thirty years old. It's about a young kid and an old lady who fall in love.
come on, magda  it's like that movie harold and maude.	I don't watch the new ones.
then why you going out with him if he's a schlep?	Come on, Magda  It's like that movie Harold and Maude.
you know, a mookalone, a schlep.	Then why you going out with him if he's a schlep?
what's a mook?	You know, a mookalone, a schlep.
i don't know. he's kind of a mook.	What's a mook?
what's he like?	I don't know. He's kind of a mook.
he's no steve young.	What's he like?
good lookin'?	He's no Steve Young.
name's patrick, i met him at the driving range.	Good lookin'?
so who's the lucky guy?	Name's Patrick, I met him at the driving range.
jesus, mary, you gotta hear this -- some cop's staking out this broad's apartment.	No time, Magda, my show's starting.
that's because there's a lot of bad people out there. hey, puffy tried to warn you about that steve guy you was seeing -- he was a fucking asswipe -- but you had to find out for yourself, didn't you?	Okay, you win. Now try to get some sleep, huh.
magda, puffy barks at everybody.	That's because there's a lot of bad people out there. Hey, Puffy tried to warn you about that Steve guy you was seeing -- he was a fucking asswipe -- but you had to find out for yourself, didn't you?
i confirmed it on the scanner. i knew something was up because puffy used to bark like hell whenever he saw him and you know puffy only barks at bad people.	Magda, Puffy barks at everybody.
you picked that up on the scanner. we gotta move.	I confirmed it on the scanner. I knew something was up because Puffy used to bark like hell whenever he saw him and you know Puffy only barks at bad people.
meaning these are the people you live amongst, you got a right to know if they're creeps. for instance, did you know there's a guy down the hall cheating on his wife?	You picked that up on the scanner. We gotta move.
meaning?	Meaning these are the people you live amongst, you got a right to know if they're creeps. For instance, did you know there's a guy down the hall cheating on his wife?
these ain't strangers, they're neighbors. this only picks up signals in a half-mile radius.	Meaning?
neighborhood watch? is that what you call listening in on stranger's phone conversations?	These ain't strangers, they're neighbors. This only picks up signals in a half-mile radius.
bet your ass i have. it's an important job, neighborhood watch is.	Neighborhood Watch? Is that what you call listening in on stranger's phone conversations?
have you been up all night again?	Bet your ass I have. It's an important job, Neighborhood Watch is.
name's norm. i live up in pompano with my folks.	Oh Jesus...
uh, well... not exactly. you see, i exaggerated a little there.	You mean he's not a criminal?
don't get all gooey on me now, you'll give me a big head.  the important thing, doctor, is you've got to distance yourself as much as possible without pissing this psycho off.	Yeah, yeah. Okay, I think I know what to do. I'll call him right now.
magda's right, i'm so lucky to have you in my life.	Don't get all gooey on me now, you'll give me a big head.  The important thing, Doctor, is you've got to distance yourself as much as possible without pissing this psycho off.
i can't believe this is happening. i'm supposed to be meeting him in an hour.	Okay, just calm down. It's going to be okay.
what...?	I've got a friend in the Boston police department. He faxed me this this morning. I'll just give you the highlights.  After a short stint as a petty thief, Patrick R. Healy graduated to armed robbery by the age of fourteen. At sixteen he committed his first murder -- a pretty teacher's aid named Molly Pettygrove. He was incarcerated until age twenty-two when, despite a grim psychological profile, the state was forced to release him. In his mid- twenties and again in his early thirties he was suspected of homicides in the states of Utah and Washington. Unfortunately, the bodies were so badly decomposed that there wasn't enough evidence to hold him, and on and on and so forth and so on.
mary, the man's a killer.	What...?
tucker, i appreciate you doing all this, but i'm really strapped for time here and --	Mary, the man's a killer.
i think you'd better sit down.	Tucker, I appreciate you doing all this, but I'm really strapped for time here and --
what's up?	Well... I've got a little more news about your friend Healy.
thanks, but i've got to be going. unfortunately, doc, this isn't a social visit.	What's up?
can i pour you one?	Thanks, but I've got to be going. Unfortunately, Doc, this isn't a social visit.
i mean let's face it, mary, you're beautiful, you've got money, you trust people -- i'm just saying, there's a lot of psychos out there.	I appreciate you looking out for me.
no no no, tucker, thank you.	I mean let's face it, Mary, you're beautiful, you've got money, you trust people -- I'm just saying, there's a lot of psychos out there.
i thought so. anyway, i hope you don't think i'm being meddlesome. i just think you should be careful with this guy.	No no no, Tucker, thank you.
i've been looking for a guy -- not one of these south beach pussies.	Look, it's just that something about him struck me as odd last night. He gave me this funny vibe. Anyway, I called some friends back east. They don't know of any architect named Patrick Healy and he's not listed as a Harvard alumnus.
that's what you've been looking for -- a farter?	I've been looking for a guy -- not one of these South Beach pussies.
not long at all, but i really like him.  okay, i know he's a little different, tucker, but that's what i like about him. he's a guy. a real guy. he dresses like a dork and eats corndogs and he isn't always politically correct and he probably farts, too. and that's okay with me.	That's what you've been looking for -- a farter?
well that's what i'm trying to figure out. how long have you known him?	Not long at all, but I really like him.  Okay, I know he's a little different, Tucker, but that's what I like about him. He's a guy. A real guy. He dresses like a dork and eats corndogs and he isn't always politically correct and he probably farts, too. And that's okay with me.
he's a nice guy, isn't he?	Well that's what I'm trying to figure out. How long have you known him?
you don't think they're too big?	No no, the bigger the better.  But I must say, they could be a little brighter. Nothing's sexier than a mouthful of pearly whites.
what's up, doc?	Tucker, you look different some how. Did you do something with your hair?
pat does projects all over the world.	Where would I have seen your work?
pat's an architect, too.	Hey, no kidding? Where are your offices?
really?	Really.
get over here.	Really?
oh yeah, that'd make golf real fun -- the guy doesn't even drink beer or gamble.	Get over here.
but but what about steve?	Oh yeah, that'd make golf real fun -- the guy doesn't even drink beer or gamble.
i... i just want you to be happy, mary.	But I think I'd be happiest... with you.
ted...?	I... I just want you to be happy, Mary.
what what are you doing here?	You forgot your keys!
woogie and i went out for awhile in high school.	You're Woogie?
go!	Okay.
mary, come on...	Go!
please leave.	Mary, come on...
i did it because because i'd never stopped thinking about you and if i didn't find you i knew my life would never be good again.	Please leave.
then what the fuck did you do it for?	I did it because because I'd never stopped thinking about you and if I didn't find you I knew my life would never be good again.
mary, i swear i wasn't trying to trick you.	Then what the fuck did you do it for?
what did you think, ted? that you could spy on me and trick me into thinking you were someone i could... really go for?	Mary, I swear I wasn't trying to trick you.
well yeah, i didn't know much about him. i just thought --	What did you think, Ted? That you could spy on me and trick me into thinking you were someone I could... really go for?
that you put a murderer on my trail?	Well yeah, I didn't know much about him. I just thought --
wait, hold on, mary -- it's not as bad as it sounds. i certainly didn't know --	That you put a murderer on my trail?
get out.	Wait, hold on, Mary -- it's not as bad as it sounds. I certainly didn't know --
uh, mare, what kind of dog is puffy?	Toy poodle!
yeah, sure.	Uh, Mare, what kind of dog is Puffy?
um, ted, i need a moment with magda -- would you let the dog out of the bathroom.	Yeah, sure.
that's really sweet, ted, but you should save it for one of your books.	All right, let's go.
well... to be honest... i'm really crazy about you and it's making me nervous and when i get nervous i'm not myself and i'm afraid i'm going to doing something really dumb before we get started so i think i should just lay back until i regain my composure.	That's really sweet, Ted, but you should save it for one of your books.
why not?	Well... to be honest... I'm really crazy about you and it's making me nervous and when I get nervous I'm not myself and I'm afraid I'm going to doing something really dumb before we get started so I think I should just lay back until I regain my composure.
look, mary, the truth is... i'll be in town for a while now but i don't think we should see each other for a few weeks.	Why not?
ted... you're not that far ahead.	Look, Mary, the truth is... I'll be in town for a while now but I don't think we should see each other for a few weeks.
uh no. i think i'm gonna get out while i'm ahead.	Ted... you're not that far ahead.
yeah... almost.  you want to come up and watch sportscenter?	Uh no. I think I'm gonna get out while I'm ahead.
wow. that's too bad. he sounds almost perfect.	Yeah... almost.  You want to come up and watch Sportscenter?
...and then it was all over.  we haven't spoken since.	Wow. That's too bad. He sounds almost perfect.
what about you, mare? how the hell'd you manage to stay single?	I don't know... My friends think I'm too picky. I think I'm just a weirdo magnet. I did come close once -- just last year, in fact. There was this guy he lived in San Francisco.
that's right. and the good thing is you can do it anywhere.	What about you, Mare? How the hell'd you manage to stay single?
we'll see. if it doesn't, what the hell, at least i gave it a shot.	That's right. And the good thing is you can do it anywhere.
well good for you. i bet it works out for you.	We'll see. If it doesn't, what the hell, at least I gave it a shot.
trying to be.	Well good for you. I bet it works out for you.
so you're a writer?	Trying to be.
ah, my roots here are too deep. i love my practice, the people i work with, warren's got a nice thing going  why don't you just move down here and marry me?	So you're a writer?
well... why don't you move back?	Ah, my roots here are too deep. I love my practice, the people I work with, Warren's got a nice thing going  Why don't you just move down here and marry me?
we've got a lot in common.	Well... why don't you move back?
yeah?	We've got a lot in common.
it's too bad you don't live down here, ted.	Yeah?
not to mention ketchup and hot peppers.	It's too bad you don't live down here, Ted.
i like it. and think of the toppings -- cheese, mushrooms, mint jelly	Not to mention ketchup and hot peppers.
you know what i'd like to see? meat in a cone. you could put corned beef hash in a cone, or chopped liver.	I like it. And think of the toppings -- cheese, mushrooms, mint jelly
i agree there should be more.	You know what I'd like to see? Meat in a cone. You could put corned beef hash in a cone, or chopped liver.
i say they should put more meats on a stick, you know? they got a lot of sweets on sticks -- popsicles, fudgesicles, lollipops -- but hardly any meat.	I agree there should be more.
nitrate-sicles -- i like that.	I say they should put more meats on a stick, you know? They got a lot of sweets on sticks -- popsicles, fudgesicles, lollipops -- but hardly any meat.
okay, sometimes i'm a nineteen.	That's more like it.  Two more nitrate-sicles please.
bullshit, a twenty-two doesn't carry a one-iron -- don't sandbag me, lady.	Okay, sometimes I'm a nineteen.
twenty-two.	Bullshit, a twenty-two doesn't carry a one-iron -- don't sandbag me, lady.
what are you?	Twenty-two.
we should play some time... i mean, if you can afford to lose some money.	What are you?
no short game.	We should play some time... I mean, if you can afford to lose some money.
you hit the ball pretty good for a fourteen.	No short game.
jeez, mary... i'm...	Well, lucky for me I found out. Thank God I have friends like Tucker.  Look, I'm sick of talking about stalkers.  Let's talk about you.
i mean he murdered someone and did time back in boston. the guy's a freak.	Jeez, Mary... I'm...
now by killer, you mean...?	I mean he murdered someone and did time back in Boston. The guy's a freak.
sure.	Oh great, I ran out.
hm?	On your ear, you've got something.
what's that?	Hm?
thanks.	What's that?
you look great.	Thanks.
hi, ted.	You look great.
hey.	Hi, Ted.
i'm kidding. i'd really love to, ted, but the thing is i already have plans. how about tomorrow night?	Mary, we haven't seen each other in twelve years.  Don't make me wait another day.
nope, haven't walked the plank yet.  there was this guy back in college who was bothering me... got kind of ugly -- a restraining order, the whole bit. anyway, when i got out of princeton i changed my name as a precaution.	Jeez... that sounds awful. Hey, what do you say we go out to dinner tonight, catch up on old times?
oh... are you... ?	Nope, haven't walked the plank yet.  There was this guy back in college who was bothering me... got kind of ugly -- a restraining order, the whole bit. Anyway, when I got out of Princeton I changed my name as a precaution.
actually, it's mary brooks now.	Oh... are you... ?
nope, nope -- dodged a few bullets.  god, i cannot believe i'm standing here with mary jenson.	Actually, it's Mary Brooks now.
well you look great. are you married, do you have kids?	Nope, nope -- dodged a few bullets.  God, I cannot believe I'm standing here with Mary Jenson.
funny story. you see, me and a buddy of mine decided to... ah... you know... just... drive down.	Well you look great. Are you married, do you have kids?
oh. so... what brings you down here?	Funny story. You see, me and a buddy of mine decided to... ah... you know... just... drive down.
no, it was a good thing.  i mean, good in that it was very quick.	Oh. So... what brings you down here?
oh, ted i'm so sorry to hear that.	No, it was a good thing.  I mean, good in that it was very quick.
he's dead.	Oh, Ted I'm so sorry to hear that.
by the way, how's he doing?	He's dead.
that's weird. i talked to your brother jimmy five or six times.	By the way, how's he doing?
really? i never got a message.	That's weird. I talked to your brother Jimmy five or six times.
i can't believe he remembered you. he never remembers anybody.  you know i tried to call you for weeks after that.	Really? I never got a message.
and did everything -- ?	Oh yeah, healed right up. No visible scars.
yup, that's right. junior prom... kinda.	And did everything -- ?
oh my god... ted.  what are you...? i can't believe this. i haven't seen you since --	Yup, that's right. Junior prom... kinda.
you asshole, what are you --  mary! is that you?	Who's that?
ted, i'm so sorry. are you going to be okay?	You betcha!
ted, are you okay?	Just a minute.
are you all right?	Oh yeah.
oh. okay. i gotcha.	Are you all right?
i'm sorry. i should've told you, he's got a thing about his ears.	Oh. Okay. I gotcha.
hi, ted.	Hi, Mary.
'cause i thought maybe you and i could go if you weren't already taking someone.	I mean dumb in the sense that they only happen once a year.
oh, i don't know. i think proms are pretty dumb.	'Cause I thought maybe you and I could go if you weren't already taking someone.
the prom -- you going?	Oh, I don't know. I think proms are pretty dumb.
huh?	The prom -- you going?
so who you taking to the prom?	Huh?
oh he can hold you. he weighs two- hundred-and-thirty pounds.	A real Clydesdale, huh Warren?
oh, are you on the team?	No, a couple of the players and me were joking around and, uh, I fell off the school.
no, it's an old football injury.	Oh, are you on the team?
hey, you're limping. did you just hurt yourself?	No, it's an old football injury.
oh yeah. fine.	Thanks a lot, Ted.
you're looking at him. c'mere and take a look at this beauty.	No, that's really unneces --
how the hell'd you get the beans all the way up top like that?	I don't know. It's not like it was a well thought-out plan.
one guess.	How the hell'd you get the beans all the way up top like that?
is it the frank or the beans?	I think a little of both.
what?! no please, sir --	She's a dental hygienist. She'll know what to do.
shirley, get in here! you gotta see this!	What?! No please, sir --
shhhhhh!	Shirley, get in here! You gotta see this!
oh for the love of god!	Shhhhhh!
it?  oh it. all right, these things happen, let me have a look. it's not the end of the world.	OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
it.	It?  Oh it. All right, these things happen, let me have a look. It's not the end of the world.
you got what stuck?	It.
i, uh... i got it stuck.	You got what stuck?
i wish.	I, uh... I got it stuck.
what seems to be the situation here? you shit yourself or something?	I wish.
jesus christ, guy, what the hell were you doing?!	I was playing a trick. I-I-I had a baseball.
um, hi, i'm ted peloquin. i'm here to take mary to the prom.	Prom? You're about twenty minutes late. She just left for the prom with her boyfriend Woogie.
yeah? what do you want?	Um, hi, I'm Ted Peloquin. I'm here to take Mary to the prom.
no, no, please!	Teddy, be brave.
what do you mean?	I mean is it... is it...?
just relax, dear. now, um... what exactly are we looking at here?	What do you mean?
would you shhh! mary's gonna hear us.	Just relax, dear. Now, um... what exactly are we looking at here?
teddy, hon, are you okay?  oh heavens to pete!	Would you shhh! Mary's gonna hear us.
charlie, that's mean. come on in, ted. don't listen to mr. wise guy here. he's a joke a minute.	Oh.  Oh, that's a good one.
no! i was pissing!	Yeah, I'll bet you all were. Come on, in the truck.
no, no, no, i'll be fine. i'll just hang my shirttail out and work on it in the morning.	Look, son, this'll only hurt for a second.
well, there's only one thing to do.	No, no, no, I'll be fine. I'll just hang my shirttail out and work on it in the morning.
i wasn't trying --	Is that bubble what I think it is?
now i've seen it all. what the hell were you thinking?	I wasn't trying --
oh god.	Everything okay here? Neighbors said they heard a lady scream.
ho there.	Oh God.
okay.  so is that a yes or a no?	I think I was very clear, Ted. If everything else falls apart, maybe.
yeah, so... i'm gonna wait and see what happens there... but that sounds great, yeah.	Okay.  So is that a yes or a no?
uh-huh.	Yeah, so... I'm gonna wait and see what happens there... But that sounds great, yeah.
see, the thing is, i heard a rumor that this guy i like was gonna ask me.	Uh-huh.
it's no big deal, whatever i mean, if you want.	See, the thing is, I heard a rumor that this guy I like was gonna ask me.
great. great.  so listen, uh, i was wondering if maybe you wanted to go to the prom you know, with me.	It's no big deal, whatever I mean, if you want.
eh.	Great. Great.  So listen, uh, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go to the prom you know, with me.
so what's up?	Eh.
hey.	So what's up?
see you, warren.	Bye, Ted.
huh...?	See you, Warren.
see you, warren.	Huh...?
good, ted. piggy back ride?	I'm gonna take a rain check.
how are you doing, warren?	Good, Ted. Piggy back ride?
franks and beans!	Jesus, I think her brother spotted me.
we're here, warren. you wanna get off?	Giddy-up.
piggyback ride.	I don't mind. If you think he can hold me.
yes, sir.	And I will only issue such instructions when ordered to by the President.  John Paul Jones... you don't understand a thing, do you, Admiral?
this was not the president's intention when he gave that order. what if the soviets don't see the distention? what if they make the same mistake i just did?  there will be no firing anything near any soviet ships without my express permission, is that understood, admiral?	Yes, sir.
with all due respect, mr. secretary, we were not firing on the ship. firing on a ship means attacking the ship. we were not attacking the ship. we were firing over it.	This was not the President's intention when he gave that order. What if the Soviets don't see the distention? What if they make the same mistake I just did?  There will be no firing anything near ANY Soviet ships without my express permission, is that understood, Admiral?
i believe the president made it clear that there would be no firing on ships without his express permission.	With all due respect, Mr. Secretary, we were not firing on the ship. Firing on a ship means attacking the ship. We were not attacking the ship. We were firing over it.
get out of our way, mr. secretary. the navy has been running blockades since the days of john paul jones.	I believe the President made it clear that there would be no firing on ships without his express permission.
starshells.	Get out of our way, Mr. Secretary. The navy has been running blockades since the days of John Paul Jones.
yes, captain, you may proceed. clear your guns.	What --
carrying out our mission, mr. secretary. if you don't mind, we're very busy right now. we need to be able to do our jobs.	Admiral, I asked you a question.
what are you doing?	Carrying out our mission, Mr. Secretary. If you don't mind, we're very busy right now. We need to be able to do our jobs.
we've been hailing the groznyy for the last hour, mr. secretary. the groznyy refuses to stop.	What are you doing?
which is exactly what they appear to be preparing to do, mr. president. we're tracking 26 ships inbound to cuba. there's no sign they're changing course. the closest ships, the gagarin and the kimovsk, will make the quarantine line by this time tomorrow.	We're concerned about the possibility of an incident with an innocent cargo carrier. If it turns ugly, the Russians could use an ugly incident and bad world opinion as leverage to force us to remove the quarantine.
tomorrow...	Tomorrow...
with the caveat that it is not made public in any way, shape or form.  and we must have an answer tomorrow at the latest. i cannot stress this point enough.	Tomorrow...
of course. our pledge can be relayed to any government official secretary khruschev sees fit to satisfy.	With the caveat that it is not made public in any way, shape or form.  And we must have an answer tomorrow at the latest. I cannot stress this point enough.
and it can be relayed beyond comrade khruschev's ears to the top circles of my government	Of course. Our pledge can be relayed to any government official Secretary Khruschev sees fit to satisfy.
yes.	And it can be relayed beyond Comrade Khruschev's ears to the top circles of my government
this private assurance represents the word of the highest authority?	Yes.
how does a guy get a rep like that?	Doesn't matter to me. If I went down in history like Adams, I'd die happy. All they say about him today is --
he didn't have to worry about nuclear weapons.	Yeah, but the country didn't even exist as a country yet. It was a mess, and he didn't have a leg to stand on.
we were just debating who had it worse, us or george washington and his guys.	He didn't have to worry about nuclear weapons.
he gets it, but he's pissed.	That's all well and good, but what do we say to 'em?
we're going to have to stop a ship eventually, show the quarantine's got teeth, or we'll prove mccone right.	McNamara's on his way back here now. We need to pick the right ship. No subs. No armed boarding parties either. We need a little more time to figure this one out.
we have to pull him. he's not going to be able to handle the soviets in front of the u.n. zorin will eat him alive.	We've got bigger problems right now.
somebody had to say it. i respect adlai for having the guts to risk looking like an appeaser.	We have to pull him. He's not going to be able to handle the Soviets in front of the U.N. Zorin will eat him alive.
goddamn stevenson. jesus. peace at any price. you'd think nobody learned anything from world war two.	Somebody had to say it. I respect Adlai for having the guts to risk looking like an appeaser.
well, i'm not.	Then you'll call, right?
i want a consensus, bobby. consensus. either air strike or blockade. something everyone'll stand by even if they don't like it. i need it by saturday. make it happen.	What if I can't?
we're split down the middle. if i held a vote i think airstrike would beat blockade by a vote or two.	I want a consensus, Bobby. Consensus. Either air strike or blockade. Something everyone'll stand by even if they don't like it. I need it by Saturday. Make it happen.
lying bastard. lied to my face.	We're split down the middle. If I held a vote I think airstrike would beat blockade by a vote or two.
there's still no sign they know that we know about the missiles. been a lot of cloud cover; probably think we aren't getting any good product.	We keep 'em in the dark as long as we can. But I sure as hell am going to test him.
as if dealing with the russians wasn't hard enough, we gotta worry about our own house.	Tonight, listening to Taylor and Acheson, I kept seeing Burke and Dulles telling me all I had to do was sign on the dotted line. The invasion would succeed. Castro would be gone. Just like that. Easy.
what about the allies? congress? i think we may need to start letting key people know. and they're all scattered across the country for the campaign. we're going to need to get the u.n. staff in and warmed up. jesus... i don't even know if we've got secure communications with half our embassies since that the soviets got that cryptographer of ours.	We can't worry about everything right now. We've got to figure out what we're going to do before we worry about how we do it.
so if there are alternatives that make sense -- and i'm not saying there are -- we need 'em. need 'em fast.	What about the allies? Congress? I think we may need to start letting key people know. And they're all scattered across the country for the campaign. We're going to need to get the U.N. staff in and warmed up. Jesus... I don't even know if we've got secure communications with half our embassies since that the Soviets got that cryptographer of ours.
he's right, jack. taylor is saying we may have some time. we've got to use it.	So if there are alternatives that make sense -- and I'm not saying there are -- we need 'em. Need 'em fast.
did you have any indication of this from georgi? any possible warning or sense of motivation?	Complete snowjob. And then we went out and told the country they weren't putting missiles into Cuba.  By the way, you realize we just lost the midterms.
jesus christ, guys. what the hell's khruschev thinking?	Did you have any indication of this from Georgi? Any possible warning or sense of motivation?
good.	Where the hell are you?
yeah?	Kenny. It's over.
smoke.	Just wanted to see for myself.  They're burning their documents.
slow down. smell that?	Smoke.
we gave so much to get here. i don't know. sometimes i think what the hell did we do it for?	Because we knew we could do a better job than everyone else.
so now you've got to talk him out of it. and then we've got to figure out an acceptable political solution.	And if there has been a coup and there is no acceptable political solution?
all right, so maybe we overestimated how reasonable this trade would look. okay? you happy? so now what?	So now you've got to talk him out of it. And then we've got to figure out an acceptable political solution.
the jupiters are obsolete. they were supposed to have been dismantled last summer anyway --	-- Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I told you how stupid it was to float the Lippman article! But you wouldn't listen to me. What if there hasn't been a coup at all? What if it's you two who invited that second letter by raising the possibility of a trade?
and jack wants to trade the missiles in turkey.	The Jupiters are obsolete. They were supposed to have been dismantled last summer anyway --
and?	And Jack wants to trade the missiles in Turkey.
what does the letter say?	They want us to take our missiles out of Turkey along with the no invasion pledge. It looks like Fomin was a ploy after all, and they were just stalling for time.
we're getting everyone together as fast as we can.	What does the letter say?
we just got a second letter from khruschev. the deal's off.	We're getting everyone together as fast as we can.
helen and i went out for breakfast. excom's not supposed to convene til eight.	We just got a second letter from Khruschev. The deal's off.
where've you been? we've been trying to find you all morning.	Helen and I went out for breakfast. EXCOM's not supposed to convene til eight.
adlai can handle zorin. he knows the inning and the score.	He better. Because nobody thinks he's up to this. Nobody.
-- i'm just trying to make a point. this idea is that fucking bad.	Adlai can handle Zorin. He knows the inning and the score.
my father --	-- I'm just trying to make a point. This idea is that fucking bad.
something your father would've come up with.	My father --
oh, still sore about this.	Something your father would've come up with.
what's gotten into you?	Oh, still sore about this.
then talk to your brother, goddamn it. the two of you don't need any advice to get into trouble.	What's gotten into you?
zorin will eat him alive!	Then talk to your brother, goddamn it. The two of you don't need any advice to get into trouble.
you can't take him out this late in the game.	Zorin will eat him alive!
adlai's too weak! we have to convince jack to pull him, get mccloy in there.	You can't take him out this late in the game.
rescind the order. can all the chiefs. put nitze, gilpatric and the undersecretaries in charge.	We can't do that, Bobby.
jesus...	Rescind the order. Can all the Chiefs. Put Nitze, Gilpatric and the Undersecretaries in charge.
what happened to speak when spoken to?	Give it a rest. You were thinking the same thing, just didn't have the guts to take the heat.
jack, i'm as conniving as they come, but a sneak attack is just wrong.	He's right. And things are happening too fast. It smells like the Bay of Pigs all over again.
it's too politicized with you in there, anyway. they need to be able to stick their necks out.	It'll be the principals, a couple of the key guys from each department: the Executive Committee of the National Security Council. We'll call it EXCOM.
i'll do it.	It's too politicized with you in there, anyway. They need to be able to stick their necks out.
we got a bunch of smart guys. we lock 'em up together in there, kick 'em in the ass til they come up with options.	I'll do it.
they're going to be pressing for a military solution soon. we can't afford to let them ram their agenda down our throats. we need to come with options other than air strikes so we have some sort of choice here.	We got a bunch of smart guys. We lock 'em up together in there, kick 'em in the ass til they come up with options.
...i know. cia and the military fucked us on the bay of pigs.	They're going to be pressing for a military solution soon. We can't afford to let them ram their agenda down our throats. We need to come with options other than air strikes so we have some sort of choice here.
the other thing is...	...I know. CIA and the military fucked us on the Bay of Pigs.
who gives a shit about the midterms now? the soviets are putting nuclear weapons ninety miles away from us.	You mean there's something more important than votes? Didn't think I'd live to see the day, Ken.
every day the sun comes up... says something about us.	Says what, Kenny?
yeah.	It shouldn't have. But it did.
the sun came up today.	Yeah.
-- you listen to me. nobody, nobody, talks about my friends that way. you're fucking here right now because of the kennedys. they may be wrong. they make mistakes. but they're not weak. the weak ones are these 'people' who can't speak their own minds.	You know I don't mean they're weak.
jack and bobby are good men. but it takes a certain character, moral toughness to stand up to --	-- You listen to me. Nobody, nobody, talks about my friends that way. You're fucking here right now because of the Kennedys. They may be wrong. They make mistakes. But they're not weak. The weak ones are these 'people' who can't speak their own minds.
no it isn't. they don't trust the people that feel this way. but these people are right. and the kennedys are wrong.  we need you to tell 'em, kenny. they'll listen to you.	Jack and Bobby are good men. But it takes a certain character, moral toughness to stand up to --
yes it is.	No it isn't. They don't trust the people that feel this way. But these people are right. And the Kennedys are wrong.  We need you to tell 'em, Kenny. They'll listen to you.
christ, ken, you know it's not that easy.	Yes it is.
then they should speak up.	Christ, Ken, you know it's not that easy.
you gotta stop 'em. we know it's jack and bobby's idea -- they leaked it to lippman. the military guys are going ape, and they're not alone.	Then they should speak up.
what did you think of lippman's column this morning?	I think it's a bad idea.
helen just asked me what sort of arrangements we have for the families.	I just checked myself.  They're being issued identity cards. Call comes, and evacuation officers meet them at pre-arranged departure areas. They go by helicopter to Mount Weather. We meet them there.
what's it about?	Cuba.
hey, mac. you're up bright and early.	No, Ken. I need to see him now...
john. how much time?	48 hours. In 48 hours there can be no deals.
time is of the essence.	John. How much time?
and the second condition?	Time is of the essence.
and, of course, the u.n. must be allowed to observe the redeployment of forces from the american southeast.	And the second condition?
yes. from the highest authority. there are two conditions. the u.n. must be allowed to inspect the removal of the missiles.	And, of course, the U.N. must be allowed to observe the redeployment of forces from the American Southeast.
this is from the highest authority?	Yes. From the Highest Authority. There are two conditions. The U.N. must be allowed to inspect the removal of the missiles.
that is correct.	This is from the Highest Authority?
so i understand you correctly. if the missiles in cuba were dismantled, returned to the soviet union, and a guarantee was made not to reintroduce them, the united states would be prepared to guarantee that it would never invade cuba?	That is correct.
i am instructed to tell you that the american government would respond favorably to an offer along the lines you have discussed. if this solution were raised at the u.n. by ambassador zorin, he would find a favorable reply from ambassador stevenson.	So I understand you correctly. If the missiles in Cuba were dismantled, returned to the Soviet Union, and a guarantee was made not to reintroduce them, the United States would be prepared to guarantee that it would never invade Cuba?
does this attack on our plane represent a definitive, intentional escalation on the part of the soviets?	The Soviets are in control of the SAMs. It's hard to believe with their centralized command structure that it could be an accidental launch.
then we have no choice.  general, issue the warning orders to our forces. they will be prepared to execute the air strikes monday morning and the follow-on invasion according to the schedule thereafter. i'll need the official release orders on my desk sunday night.	Understood, sir. We need to step up the overflights, finalize our pilots' target folders in order to be able to carry out the strikes.
so which one of you geniuses can tell me how to explain ourselves to the world? how do we work with them if there's been a hard-line coup?	Mr. President, there is another possibility we haven't considered. This may not be a coup at all.
we are not at war, sir, not until we're at defcon 1.	General, the Joint Chiefs have just signaled our intent to escalate to the Soviets. You have signaled an escalation which I had no wish to signal, and which I did not approve.
-- i have the authority. i am the commander-in-chief of the united states, and i say when we go to war!	We are not at war, sir, not until we're at DEFCON 1.
still heading for cuba.	All right. Then I guess it's time.
guess we can't blame khruschev for a few patriotic farmers. and the ships?	Still heading for Cuba.
how long until the army is ready?	We've just begun the mobilization under cover of a pre-arranged exercise, sir. We're looking at another week and a half, Mr. President.
is this the chiefs' recommendation?	Yes, sir. Our best option is to commence the strikes before the missiles are operational. The invasion happens eight days later.
yes, sir. we can be sure we get all the missiles, and we remove castro so this can never happen again.	Is this the Chiefs' recommendation?
an invasion...	Yes, sir. We can be sure we get all the missiles, and we remove Castro so this can never happen again.
we have high confidence in the expanded air strike option.  the problem, mr. president, is that it's a short-term solution. khruschev can send more missiles next month. the chiefs and i believe we should follow up the air strikes with the full version of oplan 316.	An invasion...
max.	McCone's been notified and is coming back from the West coast. Carter's here, though.
i saw you out there. you want him to call you back, need you.	No. I'm glad I'm home.
-- we got a back channel communication from khruschev this evening feeling us out about a deal. he confirmed it just a little while ago in a letter to the president. i think we've won.	A thing like this... who could even think of winning?
if you're home it means either jack and bobby have finally figured out what a con man you are and fired you, or --	-- we got a back channel communication from Khruschev this evening feeling us out about a deal. He confirmed it just a little while ago in a letter to the President. I think we've won.
what happens to you? i'm not leaving without you.	I'll be evacuated with the President.
nothing. nothing you don't know about. tomorrow's the big day. just have the car ready to go if i call or if the civil defense warning comes on.	What happens to you? I'm not leaving without you.
what's happened?	Nothing. Nothing you don't know about. Tomorrow's the big day. Just have the car ready to go if I call or if the Civil Defense Warning comes on.
i don't know, helen. i want you to keep the kids close tomorrow. leave the t.v. on, sleep with it on in the bedroom until i tell you you can turn it off.	What's happened?
when are you going to be home?	I don't know, Helen. I want you to keep the kids close tomorrow. Leave the T.V. on, sleep with it on in the bedroom until I tell you you can turn it off.
don't forget, mrs. higgins wants to talk to you this afternoon about kevin. you need to do something about this.	Kids are supposed to get detention.
well, you know how bobby has it in for the state of mississippi.	This is about Cuba.
there are major rail disruptions in the south, two airborne divisions are on alert. that exercise is an invasion.	Well, you know how Bobby has it in for the State of Mississippi.
why don't you ask him yourself? you can have him on the way home.	I'm giving you a chance here: talk to me. You can influence how this thing unfolds.
yeah? who was he talking to? acheson? come on, o'donnell, everyone's wondering what's going on. what's acheson doing in town? and don't give me some bullshit about dnc think tanks. acheson's mr. cold war.	Why don't you ask him yourself? You can have him on the way home.
he was.	Yeah? Who was he talking to? Acheson? Come on, O'Donnell, everyone's wondering what's going on. What's Acheson doing in town? And don't give me some bullshit about DNC think tanks. Acheson's Mr. Cold War.
kenny! what happened? they didn't let me up front, said the president was on the phone the whole time.	He was.
tell you what. we're in connecticut tomorrow for ribicoff. i'll get you up front with him during the flight.	Deal.
it's tuesday. you said to call. when do i get my 45 minutes?	Tell you what. We're in Connecticut tomorrow for Ribicoff. I'll get you up front with him during the flight.
forget it, scotty.	Let him talk to me, he makes Macmillan look good, I print it, the British public likes it, Macmillan owes you.
pretending there isn't a problem won't fix it. he can clear the air on anglo american relations.	Forget it, Scotty.
well. there is a new civil rights initiative he wants to talk about.	I'm doing a piece on Skybolt. I hear Macmillan's meeting with him in Nassau.
three weeks before midterm elections? you need me.	Well. There is a new civil rights initiative he wants to talk about.
i said his heart, not his attention.	Three weeks before midterm elections? You need me.
i want an hour with him.	I said his heart, not his attention.
busy. but you've got his heart.	I want an hour with him.
how's my favorite president?	Busy. But you've got his heart.
what about you? where are you going?	Back to work.
get back out there, kid. remember to hit 'em hard.	What about you? Where are you going?
i guess you won't be coming home tonight.	I, uh...
hey, sport. you winning?	Yeah.
dean rusk!	Wrong, and you get to wax my car.
secretary of defense...	Dean Rusk!
we give them something. we tell them we'll remove the missiles from turkey say, six months from now so that there appears to be no linkage. we also tell them if they go public about it, we deny it and the deal is off.	And we do it under the table so we can disavow any knowledge of it.
don't take it to court, but we've got good circumstantial evidence...  walter agrees. my gut's telling me khruschev's turning to a trusted old friend to carry his message.	Okay, Ken. We're going.
you're sure...	Don't take it to court, but we've got good circumstantial evidence...  Walter agrees. My gut's telling me Khruschev's turning to a trusted old friend to carry his message.
they know each other! khruschev and feklisov aka fomin were war buddies!	You're sure...
i've got to move. what do you have, kenny?	They know each other! Khruschev and Feklisov aka Fomin were war buddies!
hello?	I've got to move. What do you have, Kenny?
didn't know adlai had it in him. too bad he didn't have this stuff in '52.	Zorin must not have gotten instructions. Somebody in their Foreign Ministry's blown it big-time.
jesus christ, o'donnell, you're the one saying we need to move forward on a political solution.	Yeah, a good political solution.
then somebody'd better deny it publicly.	Jesus Christ, O'Donnell, you're the one saying we need to move forward on a political solution.
it's a goddman trial balloon. trial is the operative word, here.	Then somebody'd better deny it publicly.
if we made a trade, we'd be giving in to extortion, and nato would never trust us again. we'll get clobbered in world opinion.	It's a goddman trial balloon. Trial is the operative word, here.
i don't want to listen to this again.	If we made a trade, we'd be giving in to extortion, and NATO would never trust us again. We'll get clobbered in world opinion.
oh, just a bunch of crap about withdrawing our jupiter missiles in turkey if the soviets'll do the same in cuba.	I don't want to listen to this again.
what's that?	Oh, just a bunch of crap about withdrawing our Jupiter missiles in Turkey if the Soviets'll do the same in Cuba.
he's right, we can't rescind defcon 2. the soviets will think we've gotten sweet on them.	And we can't purge the Chiefs. Our invasion talk will look like a bluff. Or even that there's been an attempted coup.
we can horsetrade with khruschev on ships. but it doesn't get us any closer to removing those missiles.	Have to hope it's a signal that he'll back down on the real issue too.
that's going to be tough. you know how these guys are about their chains of command...	Any problems, you remind them those chains of commands end at one place. Me.
how does a man get to a place where he can say, 'throw those lives away,' so easily?	Maybe it's harder for them to say it than they let on. At the very least, they believe it's in our best interest. And at the end of the day, they may end up being right.
i'm your political advisor, and i'm giving you political analysis here. this is a setup. the chiefs want to go in. it's the only way they can redeem themselves for the bay of pigs. they have to go in, and they have to do it right. it's that simple.	I'm gonna protect those pilots.
fair enough. but castro's on alert and we're flying attack planes over their sites, on the deck. there's no way for them to know they're carrying cameras, not bombs. they're going to be shot at, plain and simple.	I'm your political advisor, and I'm giving you political analysis here. This is a setup. The Chiefs want to go in. It's the only way they can redeem themselves for the Bay of Pigs. They have to go in, and they have to do it right. It's that simple.
we need those flights. we have to know when those missiles become operational, because when they do, we need to destroy them.	Fair enough. But Castro's on alert and we're flying attack planes over their sites, on the deck. There's no way for them to know they're carrying cameras, not bombs. They're going to be shot at, plain and simple.
what about these low-level flights? they're starting in what? an hour? do you realize what you're letting yourself in for?	We need those flights. We have to know when those missiles become operational, because when they do, we need to destroy them.
i know, i know...	What about these low-level flights? They're starting in what? An hour? Do you realize what you're letting yourself in for?
all right. 'cause you get armed boarders climbing into soviet ships, shots being fired across bows...	I know, I know...
in the morning i'm taking charge of the blockade from the situation room. mcnamara'll set up shop in the flag plot at the pentagon, keep an eye on things there.	All right. 'Cause you get armed boarders climbing into Soviet ships, shots being fired across bows...
i don't like what's happening.	In the morning I'm taking charge of the blockade from the situation room. McNamara'll set up shop in the flag plot at the Pentagon, keep an eye on things there.
you'd worry that something was wrong if congress offered you unconditional support.	They want this fucking job, they can have it. It's no great joy to me.
we have to try the blockades. it probably won't work. it may just be delaying the inevitable. but we can't just go to war without trying not to.	I don't know. I don't know.
you're scared to cancel on daly.	Damn right I'm scared.
i'm not calling and canceling on daly. you call and cancel on daly.	You're scared to cancel on Daly.
no way.	I'm not calling and canceling on Daly. You call and cancel on Daly.
i don't care. cancel it.	No way.
you don't show for chicago, everyone'll know there's something going on.	I don't care. Cancel it.
have you canceled chicago and the rest of the weekend yet?	You don't show for Chicago, everyone'll know there's something going on.
let's get out of here.	Cheer up, you've neutralized the entire White House Press Corps for a day.
acheson's scenario is unacceptable. and he has more experience than anyone.	There is no expert on this subject, no wise old man.
call me irish, but i don't believe in cooler heads prevailing.	Acheson's scenario is unacceptable. And he has more experience than anyone.
okay. kenny and i only show for the meetings you call us into. impress us. and do it fast.  you're in charge of keeping this quiet. if word gets out before we know what we're going to do, there'll be panic. and it'll ruin any chance of surprise if we decide to hit them.	Then we need to do a few things right away. No Pierre. He knows, the press knows. You're going to have to keep up your schedule -- your movements are followed too closely. And we need to get these guys out of the White House. George Ball's got a conference room at State.  Reconvene over there this afternoon, come back here tonight.
no choice. this is going to cost lives any way we go. do nothing, and it could be 80 million of ours. we have to get rid of those missiles.	There've got to be alternatives to just going out and bombing them.
should be here any minute.	Good.
still think cuba isn't important?	Not as far as the election goes.
so what've we got today?	Today, for your information, is Pulaski Day. We're going to Buffalo...
i was, you bastard.	So what've we got today?
no you weren't.	I was, you bastard.
i was eating that.	No you weren't.
at least it will expose whether khruschev has been overthrown. we'll know what we're dealing with.	And if this is a move to appease the hard line, then it may just be the bone he needs to regain control of his own house.
-- you sonofabitch, goddamn it, i didn't drop --	You were in the room. It was your purview. It was your job to make sure Bissel wasn't fucking us over and you didn't do it. You've got the most important job in the world right now. You're the smartest guy the President has.  Besides me.
listen to me, goddamn it. we're talking about a possible nuclear war. you dropped the ball on bay of pigs --	-- you sonofabitch, goddamn it, I didn't drop --
you must think i'm blind and stupid. i've already gotten the birds and bees from bobby. the president doesn't have to double-barrel me.	Listen to me, goddamn it. We're talking about a possible nuclear war. You dropped the ball on Bay of Pigs --
moving the line. stroke of genius.	Of course it is. But the President needs to realize we're going to have to stop a ship eventually.
it's transparent. the press'll be all over it.	Six months from now, I'm not going to care. Are you? We'll deal with it.
my specialists are in agreement: this morning's letter is not khruschev. last night's letter was.  the evidence supports only one conclusion: there has been a coup, and khruschev was replaced overnight.	Jesus Christ...
that may be why khruschev's introducing this guy. we've been burned by his usual players in the formal channels, so he brings in an honest broker.	That may be what they want us to think.
why else would they approach us in this way? it's deniable. the soviets have done nothing but lie to us. this could be more of the same.	That may be why Khruschev's introducing this guy. We've been burned by his usual players in the formal channels, so he brings in an honest broker.
dangle a settlement, tie us down in negotiations, we come up short...	Why else would they approach us in this way? It's deniable. The Soviets have done nothing but lie to us. This could be more of the same.
just a second, mr. president.	Will somebody find out what's going on?!
captain, belay that order!  bob, where's that coming from!	Just a second, Mr. President.
mr. president! we're receiving reports that the ships are stopping!	Captain, belay that order!  Bob, where's that coming from!
captain, force the sub to the surface for inspection.	Mr. President! We're receiving reports that the ships are stopping!
bob, is there any way we can avoid stopping a submarine first?	I'm afraid not, Mr. President. The sub has positioned itself between the Pierce and the Soviet ships. Admiral Anderson insists it's too much of a risk to proceed with stopping the freighters. The Pierce would be a sitting duck for the sub.
bob?	We've worked up several military scenarios. Before I ask General Taylor to lead us through the various options, I'd like for us to adopt a rule. If we are going to strike, we must agree now that we will do it before the missiles become operational. Because once they are, I don't think we can guarantee getting them all before at least some are launched.
bob. bet you had a late night.	Sleep is for the weak, Mr. President.
jesus christ, larry, what the fu-- larry. that's not even your name, is it? what's your real name, you fucking scumbag?	Don't have one, Carl. I have a number, man. Just like the numbers on those treasury checks. You stole from your own country, Carl. Shame on you.
rug samples.	We are one-dimensional, boring peddlers of fine carpet, Carl.
anyone stops us going in, we're with the bowen-hamilton textile company. we have rug samples.	Rug samples.
breathe, carl. four, nice, deep ones.	Anyone stops us going in, we're with the Bowen-Hamilton Textile Company. We have rug samples.
heroes ain't supposed to shake. i'm shakin', man, look at me.	Breathe, Carl. Four, nice, deep ones.
you're my hero, carl.	Heroes ain't supposed to shake. I'm shakin', man, look at me.
yeah.	You're my hero, Carl.
hey. nice tie.	Don't get too attached.
hey.	Hey. Nice tie.
they're going to kill me next. that's what i hear. these new indians are destroying everything. our people are a quiet people.	They can lead us to Jimmy. Just let them go. We're tightening the net on him. We know he's on the reservation.
our police are afraid of them. please get them out of here.	They're going to kill me next. That's what I hear. These new Indians are destroying everything. Our people are a quiet people.
mr. clear moon.	Our police are afraid of them. Please get them out of here.
are you hungry? i have some nice raw kidney in the truck.	Oh, I'm set, Sir. I'm set.
i see.	Are you hungry? I have some nice raw kidney in the truck.
yes. rooms thirteen and fourteen are on indian land.	I see.
i thought we were staying on the reservation.	Yes. Rooms thirteen and fourteen are on Indian land.
you know how in your big cities, you got your niggers and you got your puerto ricans? well out here we got indians. that's just the way it is.	The only good Indian is a dead Indian, does that old adage still hold true out here?
a murder. on the reservation.	Again. Figures, man.
fbi? what you investigatin'?	A murder. On the reservation.
brooks, what's a perceptive fellow like you, doing in a joint like this? let me buy you a glass of some of that russian shit you like.	FBI? What you investigatin'?
now keep that between us, dennis, cuz i don't know what kinda johnny law they got here.	Hey, Brooks, come over here. I want you to meet a coupla fellas from Denver.
you think i killed him? cuz he was an apple? well, let me tell you something about leo, man --	-- don't "man" me, Jimmy. Where's the key?
your good friend leo fast elk.	You think I killed him? Cuz he was an apple? Well, let me tell you something about Leo, Man --
what's this about?	Your good friend Leo Fast Elk.
james looks twice?	That's right. What are you doing here? This is a religious ceremony you're desecrating.
what are you doing?	James Looks Twice?
the main problem is, ray, these people are extremely distrustful of outsiders, non-indians. relations have not been amicable.	Different culture. Hard to penetrate. The Indians don't like white cops poking around. And that's why we're in a position where we have to bring in an American Indian agent.
it's not the first. there's been several. and our field office in rapid city is getting a lot of heat... none of the investigations have turned up jack shit.	The main problem is, Ray, these people are extremely distrustful of outsiders, non-Indians. Relations have not been amicable.
ray, there's been a homicide out in an area known as the badlands. indian reservation.	It's not the first. There's been several. And our field office in Rapid City is getting a lot of heat... none of the investigations have turned up jack shit.
interesting bloodline you have, ray.  french, scots-irish, italian, ...and one-eighth american indian.	Sioux Indian, right?
levoi, cooch. raymond levoi, criminal division.	Oh, yeah -- right.
what the hell you doing?!	His mother needs a piece of his hair. It's for the Keeping of the Souls Ceremony.  Has to be kept for four days.
goodbye.	What the hell you doing?!
-- violation of the major crimes act on an indian reservation is within the jurisdiction of the federal bureau of instigation. i know that.	Goodbye.
-- did you understand me when i said that --	-- violation of the Major Crimes Act on an Indian Reservation is within the jurisdiction of the Federal Bureau of Instigation. I know that.
respect the dead, hoss. because when --	-- did you understand me when I said that --
somebody must be doing something somewhere in your jurisdiction, officer crow foot.	You ain't gonna cut his hands off and send 'em to Washinton, are ya? They done that to one of our girls once. Leo did quillwork, he's gonna need his hands.
-- an indian reservation is within the jurisdiction of the federal bureau of intimidation. i know that.	Good. Thank you.
what journey?	Tell him, Ray.
leo's gotta get to burial, brother. he's gotta make the journey.	What journey?
no. no, that's ray, here. ray, uh...  ray... little weasel.	Leo's gotta get to burial, Brother. He's gotta make the journey.
we got the wire ya was comin'. you're the indian official, yeah?	No. No, that's Ray, here. Ray, uh...  Ray... Little Weasel.
i'm a full blood oglala sioux, born and raised on this reservation.	You're a wise-ass. Ray check his wallet.
i know where i am. i'm on federal land, doing a federal investigation, and if you don't wanna cooperate you can take a ride in a federal car, and spend the rest of the day in a little room, answering federal questions. it's your call. who are you?	I'm a full blood Oglala Sioux, born and raised on this reservation.
i think maybe you guys got off the wrong exit, yeah? this is the bear creek indian reservation.	I know where I am. I'm on federal land, doing a federal investigation, and if you don't wanna cooperate you can take a ride in a federal car, and spend the rest of the day in a little room, answering federal questions. It's your call. Who are you?
who are you?	I think maybe you guys got off the wrong exit, yeah? This is the Bear Creek Indian Reservation.
it ain't geronimo.	Who are you?
nice piece. you come back here to cover your tracks, geronimo? what's your name?	It ain't Geronimo.
taking ol' leo somewhere?	Leo's been out here too long, man. I'm taking him to ceremonial burial.
ray...	Let the press through.
come on, ray. come forward.	No way, Cooch.
we neutralized anybody with a voice. leo, jimmy... eagle bear. anyone who was standing in the way of the land. is that it?	No. We neutralized enemies of the United States. Anti-American radicals who have killed federal officers out here!
we were sworn in on the constitution to protect federal matters, ray. i don't know about uranium, i don't know about red dog table -- all i know is we did our job. it's over.	We neutralized anybody with a voice. Leo, Jimmy... Eagle Bear. Anyone who was standing in the way of the land. Is that it?
-- if they mine uranium there, these people will have no place left to go...	We were sworn in on the Constitution to protect federal matters, Ray. I don't know about uranium, I don't know about Red Dog Table -- all I know is we did our job. It's over.
this was a selective operations unit, agent levoi. there is classified information pertaining to our national security. you don't question that, you don't go digging into that shit -- that's insubordination. jesus christ --	-- if they mine uranium there, these people will have no place left to go...
-- what the hell is red deer table?	What is it? It's genocide, that's what it is. It's a Pay Zone for some U.S. corporation and a Dead Zone for the people here. Uranium, Cooch.
you didn't tell me about red deer table --	-- what the hell is Red Deer Table?
you ever put your hands on me again and you'll be doing the books for a baitshop in the fucking everglades, mister.	You didn't tell me about Red Deer Table --
why?	Cuz I want New York.
listen: when we get back tomorrow, you're gonna find tully laying a promotion on you. s.a.c. he wants to prove that his yuppie agents are making good. he's offering you new york. tell him you want atlanta.	Why?
sorry, cooch. i lost eagle bear --	-- never mind Eagle Bear. We've got Jimmy nailed. Let's go!
never turn your radio off! i thought i was gonna find you scalped! damn it!	Sorry, Cooch. I lost Eagle Bear --
yeah. i... i fell asleep. i can't believe it. i --	Never turn your radio off! I thought I was gonna find you scalped! Damn it!
jesus, you alright?	Yeah. I... I fell asleep. I can't believe it. I --
and it was full of water when i drove by here three days ago. full. i mean... a river.	The Little Walking River. You're right. This is part of it. So whoever sunk this car didn't compensate for drought. Goddamn.
tread matches. it's the car.	Yes.
-- cooch. woh. stop.	Tread matches. It's the car.
well, she's running now, too. these fucking people like to run, don't --	-- Cooch. Woh. Stop.
eagle's claws and a bear's balls that's what her profile says.	Well, she's running now, too. These fucking people like to run, don't --
she's that subtle?	Eagle's claws and a bear's balls that's what her profile says.
it may have been maggie's way of saying "get off my ass."	She's that subtle?
he's out there. he's out there playing sitting bull with us. i want the motherfucker so bad i'm getting a bleeding ulcer.	It may have been Maggie's way of saying "get off my ass."
all i could think of was... not here. i don't wanna eat it on an indian reservation, three thousand miles from home.	He's out there. He's out there playing Sitting Bull with us. I want the motherfucker so bad I'm getting a bleeding ulcer.
bastards...	All I could think of was... not here. I don't wanna eat it on an Indian Reservation, three thousand miles from home.
thanks, cooch.	And get rid of the dog.
i'll sleep around a little.	Thanks, Cooch.
alright. alright...	Yeah, alright, alright -- fuck you -- give a yuppie a badge and he wants to take over the world. Go get a tail on Eagle Bear, and stay with her. Cuz Jimmy's gonna show. And I want you to make the collar.
ray. i never get into bed with somebody unless i know for sure. just the way i was raised.	Alright. Alright...
i just wanna make sure no one else gets done in that way because we were in bed with the wrong doer.	Ray. I never get into bed with somebody unless I know for sure. Just the way I was raised.
your first homicide, that's gonna happen, ray...	I just wanna make sure no one else gets done in that way because we were in bed with the wrong doer.
i'm not trying to pull against you, cooch. i've just been having nightmares about the way leo was killed.	Your first homicide, that's gonna happen, Ray...
you weren't sent here to go off on your own detail, ray. you were sent here to assist in a selective operations unit. these regional agents are inept -- that's why they were sent out here to the graveyard, to indian country. i need you behind me, ray. not pulling against me.	I'm not trying to pull against you, Cooch. I've just been having nightmares about the way Leo was killed.
-- i know. i fed it, and i can't get rid of --	You weren't sent here to go off on your own detail, Ray. You were sent here to assist in a Selective Operations Unit. These regional agents are inept -- that's why they were sent out here to The Graveyard, to Indian Country. I need you behind me, Ray. Not pulling against me.
today. and now you -- there's a dog in the van --	-- I know. I fed it, and I can't get rid of --
when did we get that?	Today. And now you -- there's a dog in the van --
genetic ditto on evidence found at the site with evidence you found in his belongings. an incontrovertible motive. and definite footprints on jimmy looks twice at maisy blue legs house.	When did we get that?
the right man? talk to me, ray.	Whoever dusted Leo, dusted him from the driver's seat of a moving car then drove those eight miles to the Badlands. Jimmy Looks Twice has never been behind the wheel of a car. It's a known fact out here that he's petrified of driving. His parents were killed in a car wreck.
cooch.  where the fuck did they send us?	A long way from home. You be careful out there.
cooch. what's the fort laramie treaty?	Jesus, I don't know. You tell me. You're the Indian.
her oil pan is shot.	Cooch. What's the Fort Laramie Treaty?
her own people start to suspect her, it creates discord from within. the warriors don't know who to trust, they start infighting, and jimmy loses his support.	Her oil pan is shot.
why we setting eagle bear up as an informant?	Her own people start to suspect her, it creates discord from within. The Warriors don't know who to trust, they start infighting, and Jimmy loses his support.
that's good goddamn work, ray. let the salmon run. let 'em run upriver.	Why we setting Eagle Bear up as an informant?
let's see it.	I gave it back to her.
she took something from the house. what she called a medicine bundle. most likely jimmy's.	Let's see it.
she talks a lot of shit. we're not doing our job. jimmy's innocent. "what's the fbi really doing here." some shit about the fort laramie treaty.	She took something from the house. What she called a medicine bundle. Most likely Jimmy's.
what'd she say?	She talks a lot of shit. We're not doing our job. Jimmy's innocent. "What's the FBI really doing here." Some shit about the Fort Laramie Treaty.
easy, cowboy. no vendettas on my ship. now: remember what i told you about nam? watch the grass, watch the trees, watch the shit house, be on your toes, and if we get committed, don't hesitate to empty that sucker.	Alright. Alright.
i'd just like five minutes alone with the motherfucker who hung that flag upside down.	Easy, Cowboy. No vendettas on my ship. Now: remember what I told you about Nam? Watch the grass, watch the trees, watch the shit house, be on your toes, and if we get committed, don't hesitate to empty that sucker.
jimmy looks twice put leo's head through a glass door of the tribal offices three months ago. and threatened him several times since. president clear moon and the regional fbi feel he made good on that threat.	I'd just like five minutes alone with the motherfucker who hung that flag upside down.
they obviously wanted it to be known that they offed leo. some kind of statement.	Jimmy Looks Twice put Leo's head through a glass door of the tribal offices three months ago. And threatened him several times since. President Clear Moon and the regional FBI feel he made good on that threat.
that's right.	They obviously wanted it to be known that they offed Leo. Some kind of statement.
white eagle feather through the circle. that's their symbol.	That's right.
who is he?	One of the leaders of the Warriors of All Red Nations. Militant organization.
meet me at base. over.	Cooch. You're my hero.
i've got the doer. i know who he is.	Meet me at base. Over.
go ahead.	I've got the doer. I know who he is.
i got one up on ya.	Go ahead.
how'd you know?	I got one up on ya.
maisy blue legs place?	How'd you know?
couldn't sleep.	Good.
i already did.	Couldn't sleep.
get the plate numbers off everyone of these cars.	I already did.
water. worth killing for out here, i'd think.	Get the plate numbers off everyone of these cars.
no. that's ray here. ray...	Ray Levoi, Sir. Pleasure.
keeping of the souls. do they still burn their dead or something?	Beats the hell outta me.
leo's gonna need his hands, cooch. he does quillwork.	I think Leo's retired from quillwork for the moment.
leo has to take the journey, cooch.	We'll have to give Leo a refund. Because he's gotta go to the M.E. In case you don't know, Officer, violation of the Major Crimes Act on --
who the fuck is he?	-- a fucking cop.
i did.	Who the fuck is he?
this is a restricted area.	Check him out, Ray.
somebody was serious about doing this guy, that's for sure.	Ray.
that's what it looks like, doesn't it? but that's what a ten gauge, choke-bored, shotgun will look like when it hits your lower back from five feet away.	Somebody was serious about doing this guy, that's for sure.
six rounds. 357.	That's what it looks like, doesn't it? But that's what a ten gauge, choke-bored, shotgun will look like when it hits your lower back from five feet away.
you crashed my file?	No. I consulted it. We're going into Indian Country, I wanna know what kind of individual is covering my ass. Don't you?
hey, hey, hey. j. edgar would've loved you. he'd love anybody who joined the bureau to, what was it? "to enforce the laws of my country and protect her interests"?	You crashed my file?
were you in nam?	Airborne. That's where they used to get us agents from. Now we get 'em from Carnegie-Melon, Ivy League. Accountants and computer whiz-kids. Yuppies with guns.  That's scary shit.
the agents who have worked out here say its like going into nam. unfamiliar terrain, foreign language, foreign customs... and you never know when you might walk into a few rounds. they hold a lot of old anger for the white man out here.	Were you in Nam?
jesus...	The agents who have worked out here say its like going into Nam. Unfamiliar terrain, foreign language, foreign customs... and you never know when you might walk into a few rounds. They hold a lot of old anger for the white man out here.
those are two agents who went into a reservation a few years ago to serve a warrant. they were executed at close range. that one there is a police officer killed by the mohawks up in canada more recently.	Jesus...
i didn't know him, sir. he passed away when i was six.	Seven.
south dakota...  did i do something unsatisfactory, sir?	No, Ray. You're gonna have to blame that on your grandmother.
you take care.	If you ever need a place to come back to and listen to the trees a little... we'll be here.
i'll have to see what the visions say about that one.	You didn't have another vision...
you bought her some time, kola. ain't never gonna be over... but you bought her some time.	Some Indian time?
what about the water...	You bought her some time, Kola. Ain't never gonna be over... but you bought her some time.
that's it. the stronghold. get us in there, we got a chance.	We're in there. We're in there --
they got us sealed. what are we gonna do?	We're going for The Stronghold.
he's gone.	He hasn't left this place in twenty years. They got him.
hoka hey. it's a good day to die.	Bullshit, let's get outta here,
i know. come on. we gotta get off the reservation or we're dead.	Hoka Hey. It's a good day to die.
ain't no council fire, brother. clear moon...	I know. Come on. We gotta get off the reservation or we're dead.
you go to the council fire. i'm going back in.	Ray.
ray. ray, don't let go now, man. ray...	You go to the council fire. I'm going back in.
i thought it was a rare case of a brother getting a break in the courts. we did an honorin' song for him and everything.	He's looking at a few hundred years in Leavenworth. He's not gonna come out without a fight.
what we need... is richard yellow bird.	I thought it was a rare case of a brother getting a break in the courts. We did an honorin' song for him and everything.
alright. shit's comin' down. he's callin' council fire. all the old chiefs and the warriors, too. i gotta be at grandpa's place in two hours. we need to get the tribe together. we need to block this thing.	What we need... is Richard Yellow Bird.
yeah. it's time to beat the drum. you better wait here. he don't trust the white man.	Alright. Shit's comin' down. He's callin' council fire. All the old chiefs and the warriors, too. I gotta be at Grandpa's place in two hours. We need to get the tribe together. We need to block this thing.
this clear moon's house?	Yeah. It's time to beat the drum. You better wait here. He don't trust the white man.
so they took care of leo.	Listen to the water... the river keeps goin' down then rising again.
leo knew about it. tried to tell jimmy, get the warriors involved.	So they took care of Leo.
we're standin' on broken treaty ground, ray. this ain't supposed to be here. it'll poison the water.	Leo knew about it. Tried to tell Jimmy, get the Warriors involved.
that's what we're doing here. national interest. national security. only this time it's not gold. it's uranium.	We're standin' on broken treaty ground, Ray. This ain't supposed to be here. It'll poison the water.
what?	That's what we're doing here. National interest. National security. Only this time it's not gold. It's uranium.
1868...	What?
uranium. test holes. somebody came in from the nebraska side, and did some shotgun testin'. they're gettin' ready to suck this baby dry.	1868...
jesus. oil?	Uranium. Test holes. Somebody came in from the Nebraska side, and did some shotgun testin'. They're gettin' ready to suck this baby dry.
ain't prayer flags, that's for sure.	Jesus. Oil?
what's that?	Ain't prayer flags, that's for sure.
stop.	What's that?
what the hell do you want me to do?!	Stop.
bullshit. you had a vision. you got sign from the old ones.	What the hell do you want me to do?!
yeah. fitful dreams.	Bullshit. You had a vision. You got sign from the old ones.
maybe it was just a dream. ya know, just one of them, what do ya call 'em, fitful dreams?	Yeah. Fitful dreams.
we've driven a long way. where is this place?	Maybe it was just a dream. Ya know, just one of them, what do ya call 'em, fitful dreams?
i'm a full-blood oglala.	We've driven a long way. Where is this place?
sorry.	I'm a full-blood Oglala.
you had a vision. you had yourself a vision. a man waits a long time for a vision. might go his whole lifetime and never get one. and along comes some instant indian with a mastercard and brand-new shoes, has himself a vision.	Sorry.
nothin'. forget it.	You had a vision. You had yourself a vision. A man waits a long time for a vision. Might go his whole lifetime and never get one. And along comes some instant Indian with a Mastercard and brand-new shoes, has himself a vision.
what do you mean?	Nothin'. Forget it.
sonuvabuck! what's with you, man? who are you?	What do you mean?
well, it was just a dream, i --	Sonuvabuck! What's with you, Man? Who are you?
you were running with the old ones. at the knee. heavy duty.	Well, it was just a dream, I --
at wounded knee. i mean, that's where i was, and that's where the dream was. why?	You were running with the old ones. At The Knee. Heavy duty.
where was this?	At Wounded Knee. I mean, that's where I was, and that's where the dream was. Why?
just before we caught jimmy... i had a dream that i was being chased. and i was running with other people. old- fashion indian people. i got shot in the back. like leo.	Where was this?
oh yeah. dreams. sometimes durin' sickness. vision quest. sweat lodge. ya never know when.	Just before we caught Jimmy... I had a dream that I was being chased. And I was running with other people. Old- fashion Indian people. I got shot in the back. Like Leo.
do they come in dreams, these visions?	Oh yeah. Dreams. Sometimes durin' sickness. Vision quest. Sweat Lodge. Ya never know when.
why? so you can get rid of me, too?	No. So we can do what the old man said. Red Deer Table, Walter. We have to go.
crow horse, listen. you have to come with me.	Why? So you can get rid of me, too?
you got jimmy. let her go.	Crow Horse, listen. You have to come with me.
nowhere. i'm trying to find her.	You got Jimmy. Let her go.
where's maggie? where'd ya take her.	Nowhere. I'm trying to find her.
crow horse, listen --	Where's Maggie? Where'd ya take her.
five-hundred year old turtleshell rattle...	Crow Horse, listen --
you think you was sent here cuz you're a good cop?	No. I was sent here cuz I'm Indian. And a good cop.
i can't, hoss. i don't talk to fbi's.	You think you was sent here cuz you're a good cop?
next time i'll be ready. you get the word to who ever it is.	I can't, Hoss. I don't talk to FBI's.
they found prints at blue legs' place.	Yeah. Jimmy's prints are there. But they cross over Benjamin Black Star's prints. And he wasn't there until six o'clock the mornin' after to get eggs from the chickens. So Jimmy wasn't there til the next day. Follow?
still after jimmy?	They found prints at Blue Legs' place.
and i don't give a goddamn about whether you wear a badge or not, crow horse, but i didn't cut you.	Still after Jimmy?
you tell me. you tell me who went to the b.i.a. -- bureau of indian annihilation and said i was messin' with your case, man. i don't give a goddamn about your case.	And I don't give a goddamn about whether you wear a badge or not, Crow Horse, but I didn't cut you.
what are you talking about?	You tell me. You tell me who went to the B.I.A. -- Bureau of Indian Annihilation and said I was messin' with your case, man. I don't give a goddamn about your case.
not no more.	What are you talking about?
cuz you're a cop.	Not no more.
cuz i'm a skin?	Cuz you're a cop.
cut the shit. you shouldn't be in here, man.	Cuz I'm a skin?
you're right about the old man. his power's long dried up. he's supposed to be a medicine man but he won't go see the people. he says we changed, and we don't listen. well, he don't go out and talk no more. i haven't had a drink in three years but i just turned my sobriety chip into that man behind the bar, and this hoss is gettin' watered.	Cut the shit. You shouldn't be in here, Man.
jesus christ. you're hammered. what are you doing?	You're right about the old man. His power's long dried up. He's supposed to be a medicine man but he won't go see the people. He says we changed, and we don't listen. Well, he don't go out and talk no more. I haven't had a drink in three years but I just turned my sobriety chip into that man behind the bar, and this Hoss is gettin' watered.
agent little weasel, federal bura of your imagination.	Jesus Christ. You're hammered. What are you doing?
take care of yourself, walter.	Likewise.
i can't be dicking around here. that's all i'm saying. i don't carry crystals, i don't wanna come back in another life. i just wanna do my job, and do it right, and get the fuck outta here.	You ain't no Indian. You're a Sal Mineo Indian.
what's real to you? wall street? capital hill? now they are myths.	I can't be dicking around here. That's all I'm saying. I don't carry crystals, I don't wanna come back in another life. I just wanna do my job, and do it right, and get the fuck outta here.
it's not real.	What's real to you? Wall Street? Capital Hill? Now they are myths.
what you call myths, we call our history.	It's not real.
not native american myths and legends. i'm with the fbi, walter, remember? not national geographic.	What you call myths, we call our history.
what'd you expect to hear?	Not Native American myths and legends. I'm with the FBI, Walter, remember? Not National Geographic.
-- no. no offense to the old man. i appreciate you trying to help. but i put my ass on the line coming out here, man.	What'd you expect to hear?
ray --	-- no. No offense to the old man. I appreciate you trying to help. But I put my ass on the line coming out here, man.
walter. when i fill out my 302, do i say that evil spirits are killing everybody on the reservation?	Ray --
heavy, heavy duty. taku wakan. wanagi spirits. it's one of those few places we'd never go to as kids. still don't. some of the old people say crazy horse is buried back there. we have to go ray. together. like his vision.	Walter. When I fill out my 302, do I say that evil spirits are killing everybody on the reservation?
don't tell me: heavy duty.	Heavy, heavy duty. Taku Wakan. Wanagi Spirits. It's one of those few places we'd never go to as kids. Still don't. Some of the old people say Crazy Horse is buried back there. We have to go Ray. Together. Like his vision.
red deer table, ray.	Don't tell me: heavy duty.
i can't do that,  it's a rolex.	A what?
hey. hey, those are my sunglasses you're wearing.	Grandpa traded with me.  Goodbye.
go catch jimmy, ray. really. he's gettin' away. go ahead, go get him. i'm late.	Hey. Hey, those are my sunglasses you're wearing.
the old man? he's gonna tell you who killed leo?	Go catch Jimmy, Ray. Really. He's gettin' away. Go ahead, go get him. I'm late.
that's not solid.	You want solid? That one, single, print he left in the Badlands -- the one the FBI missed and then stepped all over -- it belongs to a man who walks heels first. Like a white man. Jimmy has a serious Ind'n walk -- ball of the foot first. The man who murdered Leo walked like a Wasi'cu.
the connection is, it did a head number on him. he's petrified of cars. won't drive. i've known him all my life, and he's never gotten behind the wheel of a vehicle. he rides passenger and he rides horses, and that's it. the man that shot leo down was behind the wheel of a moving car.	That's not solid.
i don't see the connection.	The connection is, it did a head number on him. He's petrified of cars. Won't drive. I've known him all my life, and he's never gotten behind the wheel of a vehicle. He rides passenger and he rides horses, and that's it. The man that shot Leo down was behind the wheel of a moving car.
was-te. 'cept for one thing. jimmy looks twice was nowhere near there. ya see, when jimmy was twelve years old, his mother and father was killed in a car wreck right down there near elk mountain.	I don't see the connection.
-- leo fast elk was sitting in the outhouse at maisy blue legs when a car pulled into the yard. he came out, approached the vehicle then saw that the man behind the wheel was jimmy. he tried to get back into the trailer, but the car came highballing at him. he started running for the open grass. with the car moving, jimmy hung his shotgun out the window, took aim -- missed once, hitting the shitter -- fired again, and severed leo's spine. leo fell, rolled, and came to a stop in the grass. and some chicken feed. stale chicken feed with four days mold.  electromagnetic printing.	Was-te. 'Cept for one thing. Jimmy Looks Twice was nowhere near there. Ya see, when Jimmy was twelve years old, his mother and father was killed in a car wreck right down there near Elk Mountain.
so did this one. wambli is a rare and sacred creature. when someone finds a dead one, the feathers get around the res. we share everything. a lot of power in the eagle feathers. but you think that's bullshit too, don't --	-- Leo Fast Elk was sitting in the outhouse at Maisy Blue Legs when a car pulled into the yard. He came out, approached the vehicle then saw that the man behind the wheel was Jimmy. He tried to get back into the trailer, but the car came highballing at him. He started running for the open grass. With the car moving, Jimmy hung his shotgun out the window, took aim -- missed once, hitting the shitter -- fired again, and severed Leo's spine. Leo fell, rolled, and came to a stop in the grass. And some chicken feed. Stale chicken feed with four days mold.  Electromagnetic printing.
jimmy didn't do it, ray. i checked it out. you can stop taggin' my sister.	She's your sister?
don't be mad. that was just an old traditional gesture that means hello, how are you.	I see. Forgive my cultural ignorance.
listen to the water. listen to the owl. he also said, don't trust the fucking cookie monster.	Go back to your DNA finger-printin'.
he also said "listen to the water."	Listen to the water. Listen to the owl. He also said, don't trust the fucking Cookie Monster.
the owl told him about leo. that's incredible. i guess we just broke the back of this investigation, didn't we? evidence doesn't get any harder than that -- not for my money. is there anyway we can seduce this owl into federal court?	He also said "listen to the water."
the owl is a messenger. when one shows itself to a sioux... it means someone's gonna die. the owl told him about leo.	The owl told him about Leo. That's incredible. I guess we just broke the back of this investigation, didn't we? Evidence doesn't get any harder than that -- not for my money. Is there anyway we can seduce this owl into Federal Court?
so what?	The owl is a messenger. When one shows itself to a Sioux... it means someone's gonna die. The owl told him about Leo.
he saw an owl.	So what?
and...	He saw an owl.
the old man saw an owl. over there in the dry wash. last week.	And...
why should i tell you.	Because he was talking to me.
what was he saying?	Why should I tell you.
he said he doesn't know.	He just did the Gettysburg Address in Sioux. What did he say?
what did he say?	He said he doesn't know.
what's he smoke in that?	Sacred herbs. Tobacco. Don't worry, we don't smoke no Mexican agriculture in The Pipe. That's a white man's myth. This is a sacrament.
he knows me?	He says he saw you in a vision some time ago.
but he is not unhappy with you because he knows you.	He knows me?
what did he say?	He wants to know if you ever watch the Cookie Monster. He says the Cookie Monster is not to be trusted -- a trickster.
why does he wanna see me?	Good question. Hardly sees anybody anymore. Hasn't left this place in twenty years. Did you bring some tobacco?
medicine. as in medicine man?	Why does he wanna see me?
grandpa samuel reaches. heavy duty medicine.	Medicine. As in medicine man?
let's go.	Grandpa Samuel Reaches. Heavy duty medicine.
he sent me to find ya. he says he's got information.	Let's go.
they're sayin' that nobody's gonna talk to you cuz they don't give away one of their own. but they did say there's somebody way across the little walking river who wants to talk to you.	He sent me to find ya. He says he's got information.
is that right? what are the trees saying today?	They're sayin' that nobody's gonna talk to you cuz they don't give away one of their own. But they did say there's somebody way across the Little Walking River who wants to talk to you.
you're an easy man to track, ray. ya walk like a penguin with a hard-on.	Is that right? What are the trees saying today?
thank god. now listen to me, asshole. i'm giving you a break. but if my partner finds out you're here, you're gonna be reading rat tracks in sioux falls maximum security.	Easy. Easy... I'm goin'.
to us indians, our spiritual relatives are as close as family. i've got seven mothers on this reservation. sisters. brothers. you ain't one of them.	Thank God. Now listen to me, asshole. I'm giving you a break. But if my partner finds out you're here, you're gonna be reading rat tracks in Sioux Falls Maximum Security.
his spiritual mother...	To us Indians, our spiritual relatives are as close as family. I've got seven mothers on this reservation. Sisters. Brothers. You ain't one of them.
i'm talkin' his spiritual mother. maisy blue legs.	His spiritual mother...
-- his mother never lived here. she was from up in north dakota.	I'm talkin' his spiritual mother. Maisy Blue Legs.
go back to the m.e., take a look inside leo's exit wounds and tell me how chicken feed got in there. trust me, there ain't chickens in the badlands. his mother's place is --	-- his mother never lived here. She was from up in North Dakota.
maybe you're not aware of this, crow horse, but i just flew in from a place called the twentieth century where we have such things as electrostatic tracking methods, psycholingusitics, dna fingerprinting; i don't have to crawl around with the scorpions and talk to the fucking trees to get answers. leo was killed right here.	Go back to the M.E., take a look inside Leo's exit wounds and tell me how chicken feed got in there. Trust me, there ain't chickens in the Badlands. His mother's place is --
you got no know-how. about indian way. or about jack shit for that matter.	Maybe you're not aware of this, Crow Horse, but I just flew in from a place called the Twentieth Century where we have such things as electrostatic tracking methods, psycholingusitics, DNA fingerprinting; I don't have to crawl around with the scorpions and talk to the fucking trees to get answers. Leo was killed right here.
you've got no jurisdiction.	You got no know-how. About Indian Way. Or about Jack Shit for that matter.
no, this is the home of the oglala sioux and i want the dog-fucker who killed leo. whether you get him or i get him, i just want him. shit's been goin' on too long.	You've got no jurisdiction.
is that right? well, listen to this: drag your ass. this is a restricted area.	No, this is the home of the Oglala Sioux and I want the dog-fucker who killed Leo. Whether you get him or I get him, I just want him. Shit's been goin' on too long.
no. not just a track. you gotta listen to the trees, man. to the leaves. to this sand, you fbi's kicked all up. you gotta listen to the earth.	Is that right? Well, listen to this: drag your ass. This is a restricted area.
you're trying to tell me you can read all that from a track?	No. Not just a track. You gotta listen to the trees, man. To the leaves. To this sand, you FBI's kicked all up. You gotta listen to the earth.
-- well, maybe two-seventeen.	You're trying to tell me you can read all that from a track?
bullshit.	-- Well, maybe two-seventeen.
big sonuvabuck. based on the depth of that print, pressure releases... i'd say he goes two-ten, two-fifteen --	Bullshit.
hey.  hey, you, listen up --	-- Leo wasn't killed here. He was dumped here. Out of a vehicle. Bald tread. Muffler held on with baling wire.
you're steppin' on sign.	Hey.  Hey, you, listen up --
what?!	You're steppin' on sign.
watch out!	What?!
what are you --	Watch out!
i said when can leo be taken to ceremony?	After we've completed our investigation.
wa-shee is like... a dumpling. like tallow we put in stew. i think he was calling you chubby boy.	Great.
what?	Wa-shee is like... a dumpling. Like tallow we put in stew. I think he was calling you chubby boy.
no.  my father never told anybody he had indian blood. but he still used a few indian words around the house. he called me washee. said it meant... good boy.	What?
your relatives must've taught you something.	NO.  My father never told anybody he had Indian blood. But he still used a few Indian words around the house. He called me Washee. Said it meant... good boy.
i desecrated it?	You forced an innocent man to run like an animal. You've tried to poison my people's hearts against me with your manipulation, with letters I never wrote... you've been watching me eat, work, raise my family... wash myself in the river. And now you're here, arresting me at a sacred place.  In your eyes, that's power.
-- you desecrated it, it had to be burned.	I desecrated it?
you burned an american flag today. and left it for me...	-- You desecrated it, it had to be burned.
grandpa reaches says you come from heavy indian blood. i used to think grandpa was gettin' senile. now i know he is.	Move it, Magdelana.
when you see jimmy, tell him the sooner he turns himself back into a human being and gives himself in... the sooner we back off this reservation. okay?	Grandpa Reaches says you come from heavy Indian blood. I used to think Grandpa was gettin' senile. Now I know he is.
thank you.	When you see Jimmy, tell him the sooner he turns himself back into a human being and gives himself in... the sooner we back off this reservation. Okay?
look. you and i can stand here in a culture clash til the sun comes up, talking about what's right and what's wrong. you're from the reservation. it's a different world.	I'm from Minneapolis. Fifth Street. I did four years at Dartmouth before I ever set foot on this res. So I know about the other world, Ray.
try the fort laramie treaty. all over again.	Look. You and I can stand here in a culture clash til the sun comes up, talking about what's right and what's wrong. You're from the reservation. It's a different world.
a fugitive alert for a murder suspect. before somebody else gets a shotgun blast in the spine.	Try the Fort Laramie Treaty. All over again.
you're the fbi. that's your job, isn't it? ya know how many of our warrior brothers got killed out here? i never saw any investigating then. why now? what's going down here?	A Fugitive Alert for a murder suspect. Before somebody else gets a shotgun blast in the spine.
who did?	You're the FBI. That's your job, isn't it? Ya know how many of our Warrior brothers got killed out here? I never saw any investigating then. Why now? What's going down here?
-- leo was an apple, that's right. red on the outside, white on the inside. and jimmy hated him. kicked his ass a coupla times. but he didn't kill him.	Who did?
he tried to kill him twice before. that's a good place to start don't ya think? leo was on the other side, wasn't he?	-- Leo was an apple, that's right. Red on the outside, white on the inside. And Jimmy hated him. Kicked his ass a coupla times. But he didn't kill him.
jimmy didn't kill leo. why do you wanna do this?	He tried to kill him twice before. That's a good place to start don't ya think? Leo was on the other side, wasn't he?
is that like an hereditary thing, magdelana, or can one take classes?	Jimmy didn't kill Leo. Why do you wanna do this?
you're not gonna catch him. he can shape-shift into different animals. bear. elk. porcupine.	Is that like an hereditary thing, Magdelana, or can one take classes?
this jimmy's?	You're not gonna catch him. He can shape-shift into different animals. Bear. Elk. Porcupine.
you're the indian fbi.	That's right. Turn around.
yellow bird... is gonna sing.	Yellow Bird committed suicide at three o'clock this morning. Some gung-ho agent from D.C. pushed him into a corner. You're playing a losing game. Pull over.
what are you doing on the reservation?	I'm on my way back in. Over.
x21. come back.	Ray. What's your 20?
good.	They took it down, set fire to it, and threw it on the doorstep of room 13 at the Buffalo Butte Motel. Your room.
remember that upside down flag back at jimmy's house? somebody took it down.	Good.
i read, cooch.	Remember that upside down flag back at Jimmy's house? Somebody took it down.
ray. x22.	I read, Cooch.
never mind.	Ray. X22.
come back?	Never mind.
no plates. no registration. serial numbers removed. and all prints washed off by the river. that's great. this is turning out to be a walk in the park, do you know that?	Come back?
i have a pick-up truck. no plates. subject -- indian -- entering suspect's house. over.	Okay, Ray. I'm coming in. If he starts to leave the area, move in. And hold him. Over.
go ahead, ray.	I have a pick-up truck. No plates. Subject -- Indian -- entering suspect's house. Over.
x22. read.	Go ahead, Ray.
x21, give me a 20.	Black Tail District, X22. You ready for this? Leo wasn't killed in the Badlands. I... I found the location.
woh, excuse me, sir... i see what you're saying... i've got a little indian blood, that's true. but --  i am not an... an indian. i can't just go in and --	-- your father was part Sioux.
with an indian representative out there, we hope to keep hostilities dormant; this is a cointelpro, selective operations unit, and it'll be easier on agent couture if you can gain the people's trust and maybe --	Woh, excuse me, Sir... I see what you're saying... I've got a little Indian blood, that's true. But --  I am not an... an Indian. I can't just go in and --
i'm not that sure. yeah, i think --	-- yes, Teton Sioux. Father's side.
do you want a coffee?	No. No, no. Thank you.
mister tully.	Do you want a coffee?
ray...	Mister Tully.
keep talking, yellow bird...	All I know... is I did what I did... and I ain't in solitary, gettin' pumped up with downer, gettin' beat to shit. But I tell you what, Suit. Take me back. Cuz I can't take this shit no more.
what's tashka sha, speak english, speak english!	Red Deer Table! What's with you, man?
i took him out before he got the chance. he didn't say nothin' about tashka sha. and now his spirit is in the dirt. forever.	What's Tashka Sha, speak English, speak English!
leo knew something heavy and was trying to tell jimmy. but you must not know how serious it was or you would have delivered. do you realize what leo could have told jimmy?! do you?!	I took him out before he got the chance. He didn't say nothin' about Tashka Sha. And now his spirit is in the dirt. Forever.
what do you know about spirits? you ain't no in'dn.	Leo knew something heavy and was trying to tell Jimmy. But you must not know how serious it was or you would have delivered. Do you realize what Leo could have told Jimmy?! Do you?!
you turned leo over on his face. but the coyotes must've turned him back over, man, cuz his spirit is out. it's out, and it knows.	What do you know about spirits? You ain't no In'dn.
miles. three other suits. that's all i know 'em as -- suits. were you there?	You turned Leo over on his face. But the coyotes must've turned him back over, man, cuz his spirit is out. It's out, and it knows.
the men who came to see you at leavenworth. the one's who made the arrangement... who were they? maybe i can talk to them.	Miles. Three other suits. That's all I know 'em as -- suits. Were you there?
i blew his back out with a buffalo gun, that's how i know! now you're gonna say i didn't, so you can throw me back in solitary?	The men who came to see you at Leavenworth. The one's who made the arrangement... who were they? Maybe I can talk to them.
how the hell do you know?	I blew his back out with a buffalo gun, that's how I know! Now you're gonna say I didn't, so you can throw me back in solitary?
no way. no fuckin' way.	How the hell do you know?
leo fast elk... is alive.	No way. No fuckin' way.
what the fuck, man? what do you people want? i did what you wasi'cu's told me to do.	Leo Fast Elk... is alive.
they sent me here, richard because they said you didn't hold up your end of the arrangement, and i have to transport you back to leavenworth.	What the fuck, man? What do you people want? I did what you wasi'cu's told me to do.
they said i'd never see fbi again, and i'm livin' with you fuckers. i don't feed ya information on the warriors, it's back to the pen. i don't do this, back to the pen. your word against my word. against a con indian's word. i really got a chance, man, right?	They sent me here, Richard because they said you didn't hold up your end of the arrangement, and I have to transport you back to Leavenworth.
get up!	They said I'd never see FBI again, and I'm livin' with you fuckers. I don't feed ya information on the Warriors, it's back to the pen. I don't do this, back to the pen. Your word against my word. Against a con Indian's word. I really got a chance, man, right?
i get thrown in solitary until i don't know my own fuckin' name, and then you people tell me i can beat nine years if i help you. i helped you!	Get up!
get up out of the chair, and walk toward the backdoor, richard.	I get thrown in solitary until I don't know my own fuckin' name, and then you people tell me I can beat nine years if I help you. I helped you!
what's with you people? why do ya have to fuck with my head all the time? i came through, man.	Get up out of the chair, and walk toward the backdoor, Richard.
get up out of the chair, richard.	What's with you people? Why do ya have to fuck with my head all the time? I came through, man.
what the fuck you talkin' about?	Get up out of the chair, Richard.
not for long, richard. you got early parole under the stipulation that you would help us in a situation, and you didn't deliver.	What the fuck you talkin' about?
washington sent ya. i know that.	Yes, Washington sent me, Richard. They sent me here because this whole thing has been fucked. Do you know what I mean when I say this whole thing has been fucked, Richard?
no. can't say that i have, richard. richard do you know why i'm here?	Washington sent ya. I know that.
you ever try solitary confinement?	No. Can't say that I have, Richard. Richard do you know why I'm here?
leavenworth a tough joint?	You ever try solitary confinement?
no, that was leavenworth. this --  was sioux falls. what ya want?	Leavenworth a tough joint?
at sioux falls pen?	No, that was Leavenworth. This --  was Sioux Falls. What ya want?
since i got a iron pipe put across my knees, man. fight with three wasi'cus, ya know.	At Sioux Falls Pen?
must be a bitch getting around in that wheelchair. how long you been in it?	Since I got a iron pipe put across my knees, man. Fight with three wasi'cus, ya know.
what ya want?	Must be a bitch getting around in that wheelchair. How long you been in it?
i live here, remember?	Right on the flight line?
oh...i'll think of something... what are you doing here?	I live here, remember?
you got your f-14, you got top gun, you got your migs....you're our new top gun instructor...now what?	Oh...I'll think of something... What are you doing here?
well what?	You got your F-14, you got Top Gun, you got your MiGs....You're our new Top Gun instructor...Now what?
well?	Well what?
i hope you find him.	I think I have... I could be wrong. I have been before. Just remember one thing. If you're not Top Gun, if you're not fighting jets, you're not gonna be able to act like a fighter pilot... You're gonna have to act like the rest of us. You're gonna have to master humility. For you guys, that's the toughest maneuver of all.
hey, i never said i was a fighter pilot...i never claimed to think it was fun to be shot off the end of a ship in a storm. i can find contentment in a good book. i don't have to roar by someone at mach two with my hair on fire. sometimes...i just get happy being with the right man.	I hope you find him.
big talk for someone who's never been shot off her computer.	Hey, I never said I was a fighter pilot...I never claimed to think it was fun to be shot off the end of a ship in a storm. I can find contentment in a good book. I don't have to roar by someone at Mach two with my hair on fire. Sometimes...I just get happy being with the right man.
and i'm gonna sneak off, and be by myself for awhile, like until i can think of a new career...hotel management or something...	Big talk for someone who's never been shot off her computer.
...something like that.	And I'm gonna sneak off, and be by myself for awhile, like until I can think of a new career...hotel management or something...
i've got a gift just like you do. my gift is i just know what people mean, even if they can't say it. it helps when you're trying to communicate with fighter pilots. like what you just said was "i'm embarrassed, i feel i've done something wrong, that i've failed, and i don't think i can live up to the expectations of a wonderful interesting, intelligent woman like yourself." that about it?	...Something like that.
how could you?	I've got a gift just like you do. My gift is I just know what people mean, even if they can't say it. It helps when you're trying to communicate with fighter pilots. Like what you just said was "I'm embarrassed, I feel I've done something wrong, that I've failed, and I don't think I can live up to the expectations of a wonderful interesting, intelligent woman like yourself." That about it?
i know exactly what you mean.	How could you?
i didn't want to see you. i mean, i did...but i didn't..	I know exactly what you mean.
long distance? i wouldn't do that to you. i'd at least talk to you.	I didn't want to see you. I mean, I did...but I didn't..
i was, later.	Long distance? I wouldn't do that to you. I'd at least talk to you.
you weren't gonna say goodbye?	I was, later.
who's gonna win?	We'll say it together. On the count of three...One...two...
looks like a tie.	Who's gonna win?
one more.	Your watch.
and that's one!	One more.
that's three.	And that's one!
you didn't mean it. you didn't think. you'd do anything to take it back.	That's three.
that wasn't fair. it was a question. penalty round!	You didn't mean it. You didn't think. You'd do anything to take it back.
what does it mean?	That wasn't fair. It was a question. Penalty round!
off me or off you?	That's up to you.
take something off.	Off me or off you?
now?	Take something off.
true.	Now?
goose is dead.	True.
the big one. the one that's most on your mind.	Goose is dead.
what truth?	The big one. The one that's most on your mind.
you say the truth.  go ahead. don't be afraid. you want to win the game, don'tcha?	What truth?
how does it go?	You say the truth.  Go ahead. Don't be afraid. You want to win the game, don'tcha?
want to play the game?	How does it go?
not as silly as some. you know the silliest one? ...that we are gods. that we control events on the beach... that we can turn back time...	Want to play the game?
you're crazy.  that's a pretty silly game.	Not as silly as some. You know the silliest one? ...that we are gods. That we control events on the beach... that we can turn back time...
it's like strip poker, only, without the bluffing.  one person says something and if the other one accepts that it's true, the one who says it, gets to take one item of clothing off.	You're crazy.  That's a pretty silly game.
strip reality! how do you play that?	It's like strip poker, only, without the bluffing.  One person says something and if the other one accepts that it's true, the one who says it, gets to take one item of clothing off.
it's strip reality, actually, like what the pilots always want to play.	Strip reality! How do you play that?
how do you play reality.	It's strip reality, actually, like what the pilots always want to play.
i like to play "reality".	How do you play reality.
what kind of games?	I like to play "reality".
i sit. i think. i play games.	What kind of games?
what do you do when you come here?	I sit. I think. I play games.
it does.	Everything passes. Immutable law of the Universe.
only when you're depressed. then it passes.	It does.
hardly ever.	Only when you're depressed. Then it passes.
you don't believe that.	Hardly ever.
that's what i want.	Of course the line's just imaginary. You can cross it twenty times...nothing really changes.
you look way out there. out past the date line. west becomes east, all things change. you cross the line...today becomes yesterday...or tomorrow, i forget which.	That's what I want.
yesterday.	You look way out there. Out past the date line. West becomes East, all things change. You cross the line...today becomes yesterday...or tomorrow, I forget which.
what?	Yesterday.
i want it back.	What?
what do you want?	I want it back.
no.	What do you want?
i don't think so, but if that's what you want...	No.
i'm not good company. i should be alone.	I don't think so, but if that's what you want...
do what, show you a good time?	I'm not good company. I should be alone.
you don't have to do this.	Do what, show you a good time?
where are we? you know where we are. it's called the beach. it's where life first crawled up out of the sea. i come here sometimes... when i feel like crawling back in.	You don't have to do this.
where are we?	Where are we? You know where we are. It's called the beach. It's where life first crawled up out of the sea. I come here sometimes... when I feel like crawling back in.
you knew it. you all do. it's part of it. maybe the most important part.	Where are we?
not to me.	You knew it. You all do. It's part of it. Maybe the most important part.
why? you act like you didn't know one day this would happen.	Not to me.
maybe i shouldn't take it.	Why? You act like you didn't know one day this would happen.
that's what you get flight pay for.	Maybe I shouldn't take it.
i was flying...my responsibility.	That's what you get flight pay for.
that's not what i hear.	I was flying...my responsibility.
he was a friend of mine. a good guy...great guy. it was my fault.	That's not what I hear.
the dark side. the price you pay for all the fun you're having. you knew about it, of course. didn't you?	He was a friend of mine. A good guy...great guy. It was my fault.
what?	The dark side. The price you pay for all the fun you're having. You knew about it, of course. Didn't you?
this is it, then.	What?
i'm fine.	This is it, then.
...they say you're alright.	I'm fine.
where'd you get it.	Pawn shop. What's to eat?
just good luck.	Where'd you get it.
what do you take me for? it's a navy cross.	Just good luck.
lucky charm.	What do you take me for? It's a Navy Cross.
why, what's gonna happen?	Lucky charm.
doesn't it ever bother you?	Why, what's gonna happen?
. yeah!	Doesn't it ever bother you?
danger?	. Yeah!
you ever fly an f-14?	I don't fly in anything that doesn't show movies.
i'm still second best.	You ever fly an F-14?
well no...inverse order.	I'm still second best.
in that order?	Well no...inverse order.
food...and you...my f-14!	In that order?
why?	I'm a professional. You guys are in my line of work.
no fooling on base, no signs, no comments, no talk. by anyone.	Why?
anything.	No fooling on base, no signs, no comments, no talk. By anyone.
i want it understood.	Anything.
i don't know yet.	I want it understood.
you always get what you want?	I don't know yet.
and now i want you.	You always get what you want?
and now?	And now I want you.
i always wanted to fly... ever since i first saw a jet. i wanted to fly jets, then i wanted f-14's, then i wanted to fly off carriers, then i wanted top gun.	And now?
you want to go ballistic?	I don't know. I don't like being out of control.
where?	You want to go ballistic?
come on.	Where?
you're totally insane.	Thanks very much.  Care for some suchi?.
what?	You're totally insane.
it's just as i thought.	What?
i watched my mother die. cancer. she had a long time to think about it. they say you reach an agreement with death. come to accept the fact that pretty soon you won't be here. i didn't see that. she... was very brave...braver than i am. you go up there, there isn't time to think. if you make a mistake, you're just a smudge on the ground. simplifies funeral arrangements.	It's just as I thought.
are you really that brave?	I watched my mother die. Cancer. She had a long time to think about it. They say you reach an agreement with death. Come to accept the fact that pretty soon you won't be here. I didn't see that. She... was very brave...braver than I am. You go up there, there isn't time to think. If you make a mistake, you're just a smudge on the ground. Simplifies funeral arrangements.
what if you kill yourself? think of everything you'll miss. maverick there is lots of stuff i don't know about...  fine wine... great art... the opera. i guess if i live long enough, i'll get to it. if i don't, i'll never miss it.	Are you really that brave?
all you've got is one life. i guess it's worth about the same to every body. you ever see an old woman after her husband has died? and the meaningless years of decline stretch ahead...  when you're in the air and doing something really dangerous, you can look ahead... maybe ten seconds. that's your whole future. that's as far as it goes. but imagine what those seconds are worth.	What if you kill yourself? Think of everything you'll miss. MAVERICK There is lots of stuff I don't know about...  Fine wine... great art... the opera. I guess if I live long enough, I'll get to it. If I don't, I'll never miss it.
what he said..."there's nothing so exhilarating as being shot at without result."	All you've got is one life. I guess it's worth about the same to every body. You ever see an old woman after her husband has died? And the meaningless years of decline stretch ahead...  When you're in the air and doing something really dangerous, you can look ahead... maybe ten seconds. That's your whole future. That's as far as it goes. But imagine what those seconds are worth.
winston churchill.	What he said..."There's nothing so exhilarating as being shot at without result."
that's it, of course. when i'm up there and doing it, i'm cheating it every second. i'm subverting all laws...gravity...whatever. i'm skating the edge of it.	Winston Churchill.
you don't believe any of this. you don't think you'll ever die.	That's it, of course. When I'm up there and doing it, I'm cheating it every second. I'm subverting all laws...gravity...whatever. I'm skating the edge of it.
you know what really scares me? living too long. losing my hair and my teeth...and my guts and my wind. and my brains...sitting in a room with my hands in my lap, watching daytime tv.	You don't believe any of this. You don't think you'll ever die.
does it bother you?	They know the rules... That's the deal. That's why you're up there. It's him or me. That's the price of admission.  It bothers you, why? You're part of it.   Everybody dies. Most people don't get to die for something.
about as much as they think about killing me.	Does it bother you?
you ever think about killing another human being?	About as much as they think about killing me.
somebody does. it's more honest this way. you do your own dirty work.	You ever think about killing another human being?
you don't have to kill it.	Somebody does. It's more honest this way. You do your own dirty work.
you're not, cause you eat frozen meatballs?    things die. every time you breathe, you kill millions of tiny organisms. every time you eat, something had to die.	You don't have to kill it.
you're horrible	You're not, cause you eat frozen meatballs?    Things die. Every time you breathe, you kill millions of tiny organisms. Every time you eat, something had to die.
it's not suffering anymore.	You're horrible
no!	It's not suffering anymore.
i don't enjoy watching things suffer.	No!
that's true. what are you?	I don't enjoy watching things suffer.
you're an animal.	That's true. What are you?
it dies. we live.	You're an animal.
okay, anything. just...go. i've gotta work.	Why'd you do that?
anything.	Okay, anything. Just...go. I've gotta work.
make what?	Anything.
let's make it at eight.	Make what?
i'm starting to sense that now.	Let's make it at eight.
i'm different.	I'm starting to sense that now.
used to what?	I'm different.
most of them invite me to sit in the cockpit...play with the levers and things. maverick well, get used to it.	Used to what?
what plane.	Most of them invite me to sit in the cockpit...play with the levers and things. MAVERICK Well, get used to it.
what about the plane?	What plane.
a date... coffee... a drink...a walk in the park.	What about the plane?
hard to argue with that, isn't it...	A date... Coffee... A drink...A walk in the park.
how about anything, anything you want to do.	Hard to argue with that, isn't it...
how about what?	How about anything, anything you want to do.
don't worry, i'm a new strain. and i don't give up. everything i've ever wanted i've had to work like hell for. well, how about it?	How about what?
and probably never again. it's nothing personal. it's just...i know a lot of pilots. maybe i'm immune...	Don't worry, I'm a new strain. And I don't give up. Everything I've ever wanted I've had to work like hell for. Well, how about it?
you have to shoot him down....if he's smart, he'll turn away before that happens.	And probably never again. It's nothing personal. It's just...I know a lot of pilots. Maybe I'm immune...
what if he's not?	You have to shoot him down....If he's smart, he'll turn away before that happens.
uh hum.	What if he's not?
harmless!	Uh hum.
i'm not your foe. charlie and if he's harmless, you disengage.	Harmless!
you turn into him, check him out, identify friend or foe.	I'm not your foe. CHARLIE And if he's harmless, you disengage.
what are you talking about?	You turn into him, check him out, identify friend or foe.
some one comes up hot on your six, what do you do?	What are you talking about?
the what?	Some one comes up hot on your six, what do you do?
maverick...you know the rules of engagement.	The what?
evan... or maverick.	Maverick...you know the rules of engagement.
lieutenant...	Evan... or Maverick.
i thought there was something... that night in the club...	Lieutenant...
i can't.	I thought there was something... That night in the club...
give me a break, i'm asking you out.	I can't.
yes. i'll give you that!	Give me a break, I'm asking you out.
i'm special.	Yes. I'll give you that!
i don't mix with the boys. i work here. let's keep it professional.	I'm special.
too aggressive?	I don't mix with the boys. I work here. Let's keep it professional.
there you go with those moves again.	Too aggressive?
um. you.	There you go with those moves again.
is that all? charlie what else do you want?	Um. You.
apology acknowledged.	Is that all? CHARLIE What else do you want?
that stuff about the mig. i was out of line.	Apology acknowledged.
for what?	That stuff about the MiG. I was out of line.
well, what you need...what you have to keep looking for...what you want to get is a wingman who can stay up with you. who can match you move for move. then you've got something.  i'm sorry.	For what?
it is combat. every second counts.	Well, what you need...what you have to keep looking for...what you want to get is a wingman who can stay up with you. Who can match you move for move. Then you've got something.  I'm sorry.
and far too aggressive.	It is combat. Every second counts.
what would you say, too fast...too quick...	And far too aggressive.
what would?	You know, I'm assigned to this school. I see sixteen new hotshots every eight weeks. Your attention is flattering, but not really productive. Why don't you keep your mind on flying.
no.	What would?
you seemed determined to do that anyway.. why didn't you tell me you were a famous mig insulter? maverick would it have made a difference?	No.
you let me make a fool of myself.	You seemed determined to do that anyway.. Why didn't you tell me you were a famous MiG insulter? MAVERICK Would it have made a difference?
it never came up.	You let me make a fool of myself.
the what?	You know. The finger.
two miles.	Two meters.
two.	Two miles.
if you were directly above him, how did you see him?	I was inverted.
yes, ma'am, at first. then i was directly above him.	If you were directly above him, how did you see him?
he was in a 4g negative dive and you were on his six?	Yes, ma'am, At first. Then I was directly above him.
on his six.	He was in a 4G Negative dive and you were on his six?
where were you?	On his six.
yes, ma'am.	Where were you?
not in this case. charlie  you saw a mig push negative 4g?	Yes, ma'am.
lieutenant, i have a top secret clearance. the pentagon sees to it that i know more than you.	Not in this case. CHARLIE  You saw a MiG push negative 4G?
it's what?	It's classified. Like Hollywood says, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
it's classified.	It's what?
where did you see that?	It's classified.
i saw a mig do a 4 g negative dive.	Where did you see that?
you saw a mig 21?	I saw a MiG do a 4 G negative dive.
i saw one.	You saw a MiG 21?
why not?	I saw one.
no, i beg yours. but i don't think you're right on that.	Why not?
i beg your pardon.	No, I beg yours. But I don't think you're right on that.
that's all!	And I asked someone. CHARLIE You think you're pretty smart.
simple deduction. it's fast. it's pretty. sleek and stylish...it's your color...matches your lipstick.	That's all!
how did you know this was my car?	Simple deduction. It's fast. It's pretty. Sleek and stylish...It's your color...matches your lipstick.
it would have been really embarrassing!	How did you know this was my car?
what if captain dawson had come with me?	It would have been really embarrassing!
everybody's got to be somewhere.	What if Captain Dawson had come with me?
i thought he'd never leave.	Yeow!
i'm with someone.	I thought he'd never leave.
can i walk you out?she turns back to him, a smile.	I'm with someone.
was there ever a girl who didn't like fighter pilots?	I heard of one once.
yeah, most likely.	Was there ever a girl who didn't like fighter pilots?
and on to a bigger one with you?	Yeah, most likely.
save you from a big mistake with that other guy.	And on to a bigger one with you?
how so?	Save you from a big mistake with that other guy.
i could be, too.	How so?
that's a big comfort to me.	I could be, too.
well, it is. it is that, too.	That's a big comfort to me.
it isn't?	Well, it is. It is that, too.
it's not that.	It isn't?
now i know why all the girls come here. they know how horny you guys get. but this...is ridiculous.	It's not that.
yeah. hold this. it might be safer.	Now I know why all the girls come here. They know how horny you guys get. But this...is ridiculous.
uhhh...anything i can do for you? she laughs again, doesn't know what it is...could be chemical, but she's instinctively attracted.	Yeah. Hold this. It might be safer.
i'll bet!	Uhhh...Anything I can do for you? She laughs again, doesn't know what it is...could be chemical, but she's instinctively attracted.
outside of this gate... i...am top gun.	Yes sir!
sir?	Outside of this gate... I...am Top Gun.
remember one thing.	Sir?
yes, sergeant?	Remember one thing.
lieutenant... is there... a russian attack?	No sir! But you have to be ready.
yes sir!	Lieutenant... Is there... a Russian attack?
tomcats?	Yes sir!
f-14's sir.	Tomcats?
lieutenant... what do you... usually fly?	F-14's sir.
yes sir.	Lieutenant... What do you... usually fly?
one sixth the speed of sound!	Yes sir.
sir. i was going mach point one five.	One SIXTH the speed of sound!
well?	Sir. I was going Mach point one five.
yes sir. i do, sir.	Well?
well... what   is   it?	Sir. You are going to give me a warning, Sir!
no joke, cougar. on the level. even i wouldn't do that to you.	I'M UPSIDE DOWN. I KNOW IT. I'M GONNA EJECT.
you better not be ragging me... if you're flying upside down...	NO JOKE, COUGAR. ON THE LEVEL. EVEN I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU.
yeah, cougar?	YOU BETTER NOT BE RAGGING ME... IF YOU'RE FLYING UPSIDE DOWN...
maverick.	YEAH, COUGAR?
what are you doing here?	EVERYBODY'S GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE. ..NOW WE'RE RIGHT WITH YOU. YOU ARE INVERTED.  ROLL IT, COUGAR.
i'm up here too, maverick.	ROGER, COUGAR.  Okay boys, pull out with your hands up and nobody'll get hurt.
i'll lock on them, cougar.  gotcha covered, don't nobody move.	I'M UP HERE TOO, MAVERICK.
what's mig one doing?	Maintaining course. Straight for Mustang.
can't shake him.	WHAT'S MIG ONE DOING?
okay... okay. but if i land this thing upside down. and i live. i'll have your butt!	You'll have mine, Cougar. It'll be where your head used to be.
it's crazy, man. instruments are crazy. we're gonna have to eject.	TELL HIM, WILL YOU TELL HIM? OUR INSTRUMENTS ARE OKAY.
we're on vapor, cougar, you got to put it down.	It's crazy, man. Instruments are crazy. We're gonna have to eject.
i'm pulling up.	No! Now we're inverted!
they must be broken. i'm hanging in my straps! we're inverted!	We're not! Trust me! We're okay.
you're not. we're level. look at the instruments, we're okay!	They must be broken. I'm hanging in my straps! We're inverted!
can't you feel it? i'm hanging in my straps!	You're not. We're level. Look at the instruments, we're okay!
you're crazy. we're level.	Can't you feel it? I'm hanging in my straps!
were upside down!	You're crazy. We're level.
what?  what is it?	Were upside down!
wait! hell!..something's wrong!	What?  What is it?
what is?	Wait! Hell!..Something's wrong!
this is crazy!	What is?
bring it left. bring it left, you're high.	This is crazy!
help me with this one, i'm really screwed up.	Bring it left. Bring it left, You're high.
hey, if it was easy, everybody would want to come up here and do it..... instead of just us.	You.
we're locked on mig one. why doesn't he disengage?	These guys are getting on my nerves.
he better be kidding!	Lordy!  Eyeball to Asshole. Hope nobody burps!
that's missile lock!	He better be kidding!
what is he doing?	He's pissing me off!
let's hope you're right!	What is he doing?
it's a mig 21. they don't have radar missiles!	Let's hope you're right!
i've got a six strobe.  i think he's locked on us.	It's a MiG 21. They don't have radar missiles!
let me do the talking.	Oh, no. You did the flying, I'll do the talking!
what do you want?	Any more MiGs?
what do i want?	What do you want?
what do you want?	What do I want?
well what?	What do you want?
you hear that? anything we want. anything...well???	Well what?
then...shit! go ahead. i'm right behind you.	MUSTANG, THIS IS MAVERICK, REQUEST A FLYBY.
but i have to!	Then...shit! Go ahead. I'm right behind you.
you're not supposed to...	But I have to!
is it you?	Yeah, I guess it is. We did it! We did it...Damn! We sure did it!
the plane is fine.	Is it you?
is it the plane?	The plane is fine.
just relax.	Is it the plane?
is there something i should know?	Just relax.
you go. i'm staying with it.	I'm gonna go! THREE...TWO...ONE...
3,000 feet.  we gotta go, man. 3,000 feet, we gotta go!	You go. I'm staying with it.
280, 290, 300 knots.	3,000 feet.  We gotta go, man. 3,000 feet, we gotta go!
gotta go, man.	280, 290, 300 knots.
i'm not losing it again!	Gotta go, man.
what are you talking about, we gotta go!	I'm not losing it again!
no! not again!	What are you talking about, we gotta go!
5000 feet. speed two hundred.	Okay.
passing 8. passing 6. lock your harness!	I can recover. Hold on!
i've got it -- hold on!	Passing 8. Passing 6. Lock your harness!
swell! passing ten thousand!	I've got it -- hold on!
rudder's left, stick's forward.	Swell! Passing ten thousand!
i know!	Rudder's left, stick's forward.
yawing right.	I know!
now have you got it?  have you still got it?	Yawing right.
don't worry!!!?   you've got it!!? are you crazy?	Roger, I've got it.
goddamnit, mav, you really are a slow learner. don't worry, fung, i've got it.	Don't WORRY!!!?   You've GOT it!!? Are you CRAZY?
ohhh mother!	Goddamnit, Mav, you really are a slow learner. Don't worry, Fung, I've got it.
i got one coming up.	AND HE'S GUNNING.
there's another one up there!	I GOT ONE COMING UP.
break left! break left!   chaff! flares!	BREAKING LEFT!
okay, okay.	Don't tell me okay. Do it!
bandit at seven o'clock low--solo. take him. pull on the goddamn stick, man!	Okay, okay.
not anymore.	So, you're scared--so what? You ever get a good look at me in the back seat, I'm goddamn terrified.
if i could fly like you i'd have everything i want. if i could fly at all. i can't fly. i can't fly like that. nobody can. whatever it is, you've got it!	Not anymore.
since when did you care about paperwork?	If I could fly like you I'd have everything I want. If I could fly at all. I can't fly. I can't fly like that. Nobody can. Whatever it is, you've got it!
saving them some paperwork.	Since when did you care about paperwork?
what are you doing?	Saving them some paperwork.
what do you mean? it doesn't get to look much better than that?	NO. NO GOOD.
didn't ... ahhh...look good.	WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT DOESN'T GET TO LOOK MUCH BETTER THAN THAT?
what? where're you--hey, where in the hell are you going?	DIDN'T ... AHHH...LOOK GOOD.
like what?	Oh...I'll think of something.
well, it doesn't just happen, you gotta do something famous.	Like what?
on what?	Well, it doesn't just happen, you gotta do something famous.
well, i don't know. that depends.	On what?
you gotta have a call sign that's just your own...never changes...you have to recognize it immediately. then, if someone shouts "wolf, break left!"..you react right away.	Why do they call you Wolf?
why do you all have such funny names?	You gotta have a call sign that's just your own...never changes...you have to recognize it immediately. Then, if someone shouts "Wolf, break left!"..you react right away.
we won! ice turns back, stares them down, then turns back into his locker, dismissing them.	Below the hard deck doesn't count. You guys are the second team, aren't you?
that's not what i heard.	We won! Ice turns back, stares them down, then turns back into his locker, dismissing them.
got you here.	We're here because we're the best flyers in the wing. Not because of some MiG encounter.
did what?	Got you here.
what do you think it was? was it that mig contact that did it?	Did what?
it's not cougar's place. it's ours.	What do you think it was? Was it that MiG contact that did it?
nice. always a good idea to show up your instructors. he nods toward jester, glaring at them from his a4. goose indicates the backseat of the tomcat.	Hey, see any controls back there?  And anyway...we beat the Son of a Bitch!
how was it?	Could use a dash more jet fuel.
what was that?	Flaming Hooker. Sort of an institution around here. Or maybe this is the institution, I forget which. It's the house drink. It'll warm the cockles of your heart ... and other things depending on where you spill it.
this is evan mitchell, he steers the thing.	So I heard. Steers it pretty close. Sorry to hear about Cougar. He was a good man.
i think, yeah, we'll show you a thing or two.	This is Evan Mitchell, he steers the thing.
you think you can stay up with us.	I think, yeah, we'll show you a thing or two.
mister to you.	You think you can stay up with us.
no shit. the iceman....	Mister to you.
tom kazansky.	No shit. The Iceman....
who's your pilot?	Tom Kazansky.
so i've heard.	Who's your pilot?
this is maverick.	So I've heard.
so's my johnson.	This is Maverick.
the list is long, but distinguished.	So's my Johnson.
why goose, whose butt did you kiss to get here?	The list is long, but distinguished.
slider -- they let you into top gun? if you're among the best in the navy, i tremble for the security of this country.	Why Goose, whose butt did you kiss to get here?
1000.	Let's go. Eject.
go ahead. i can't reach. 2000 feet!	1000.
3000 feet. i'll do it.	Go ahead. I can't reach. 2000 feet!
i can't eject.	3000 feet. I'll do it.
time to go.	I can't eject.
i'm pinned to the panel.	Time to go.
i guess that's what i'm doing, then.	Where do you find the time? Where do you find the energy. It's tough enough to keep your mind on school. A woman here is a real pain in the...
relationships are a bitch, here. it's hard enough to concentrate ...under the pressure. having a woman here is asking for it.	I guess that's what I'm doing, then.
what what are you doing? we're cover!	Wood's okay. I want Viper.
don't be greedy. stay with wood.	I want him!
i'm gonna take him, goose.	Don't be greedy. Stay with Wood.
just cover wood, maverick. mutual support, man!	I'm gonna take him, Goose.
stay with him! tighten your turn!	Bogey at three o'clock high! Nose on!
something bothering you?	Nothing. Let's just go fight.
what the hell is this?	Don't chew it, you won't have it that long. Easier to clean the cockpit if it comes up in big chunks.
come on, come on! it's double or nothing.. we're talking twelve bucks american, here.	I've had enough...for now.
come on, i got over six bucks on the line.	Come on, come on! It's double or nothing.. We're talking twelve bucks American, here.
what?	Come on, I got over six bucks on the line.
come on, we're next.	What?
come on, we beat an instructor. how many times in your life do you get to do a victory roll?	Just once, if they take your plane away.
you see all those guys with gold on their shoulders!!?... oh, no, i think that was johnson, air boss of the kitty hawk!	Come on, we beat an instructor. How many times in your life do you get to do a victory roll?
come on, relax...	You see all those guys with gold on their shoulders!!?... Oh, no, I think that was Johnson, Air Boss of the Kitty Hawk!
hi...hi there. how ya doing in there?  mav... ahhh...you know, at one point i did want a navy career.	Come on, relax...
it's a victory roll.	I wouldn't call it victory.  It's more like...self immolation.
ahhh...a little high on the left, don't you think?	Right.
look, ma, top of the world!	Ahhh...A little high on the left, don't you think?
we did it!	Look, Ma, top of the world!
great move. great	He should've had me. GOOSE Take it down. Let's bug out of here. Call for a draw.
on your six -- coming hard. four hundred. losing airspeed! he's on your six and closing fast! hard left! hard left!	Great move. Great
i've lost him -- where is he?	On your six -- coming hard. Four hundred. Losing airspeed! He's on your six and closing fast! Hard left! HARD LEFT!
what do these guys think, i made cougar quit?	Pay no attention to it. They're just trying to rattle you. It's all psychological. Sit down..and drink.
hey mav, this is sally. she doesn't believe a word i say. tell her i'm married, will you?	Yeah, he's married--but then again, he,s not dead.
you ever done this before?	What, been drunk? Sure! Plenty!
is there anybody in the navy you don't know?	Gotta keep track of the competition.
keller, black lion squadron. i knew him at pensacola. he's damn good.	Is there anybody in the Navy you don't know?
what are you doing?	Nothing...That's McGown...that's Singer, isn't it? GOOSE Turn around, pay attention. What are you doing?
look at the weather! they'll never find us! we're near out of fuel. put it down.	COUGAR, YOU'RE ON THE BALL.
what'd you do?	Pulled left, rolled out, underneath.
she's kinky for flight suits--said that she'd never seen so many zippers--played with them all night. the noise alone kept me up.	What'd you do?
they should have warned you about that one.	She's kinky for flight suits--said that she'd never seen so many zippers--played with them all night. The noise alone kept me up.
i was a victim of circumstance.	They should have warned you about that one.
man, you guys gooned it. your laser butts are scattered across kansas.	Come on. I died enough for one night.
no shit! that why they call him ice?	Nope. It's the way he flies - Ice cold. No mistakes. Wears you down. After enough time, you just get bored and frustrated, you do something stupid, and he's got you.
that's kazanski.	No shit! That why they call him Ice?
mav's a great flyer but....	He's a hell of a flyer. In fact, he's so damn good he might have been picked for Top Gun himself. Except for one thing.  He just can't seem to follow orders!
well, you'll just have to make do with him .	Mav's a great flyer but....
but, skipper, cougar's been picked for top gun...he's the best of the best!	Well, you'll just have to make do with him .
skipper, you can't do this!	I didn't do it, he did it himself. Something about a wife and kid. The fact is, he's lost it. He knows it. I know it. You were up there, you know it, too. GOOSE Give him a break, Skipper. It was raining snakes up there. He'll be alright, soon as all the gorillas go home...
well, he's going  and he needs someone to fly the plane.	Skipper, you can't do this!
he's the best you have. he's going top gun!	Was.
don't worry. i'll talk to him.	Don't.
i've got two more bogeys coming in at four o'clock high.	GOT 'EM.
what now?	He won again.
hear about ice?	What now?
coogan spent half the night looking for her. he said he was gonna kill the son-of-a-bitch who ruined his sister.	I didn't ruin her.
the girl with the purple fingernails?	That's her--tall hungry woman with fire in her eyes. It was great.
until last night. did you see the moves i was making on that girl at the party?	The girl with the purple fingernails?
that's because you don't have any women.	Until last night. Did you see the moves I was making on that girl at the party?
it's kind of ironic. all you guys have women troubles and i don't.	That's because you don't have any women.
no, we...got our butts kicked.	Thirty seconds. That's all it took to blow us out of the sky.
a plaque?	It's not the plaque. The winner can get assigned here as instructor. He gets to fight every day.
you're a hell of a flyer.  you can be my wingman any time.	No. You can be mine!
we did it.	You're a hell of a flyer.  You can be my wingman any time.
you saved our lives. you did it!	We did it.
you don't owe me anything. we're on the same team.	You saved our lives. You did it!
i guess i owe you one.	You don't owe me anything. We're on the same team.
what choice do i have?   shoot it.	WHEN I SHOOT, YOU BREAK LEFT..3..2
i got no tone. it might get you.	WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE?   SHOOT IT.
i can't lose him, can you get off a shot?	I GOT NO TONE. IT MIGHT GET YOU.
i got a winder left, but no good tone on it.	I CAN'T LOSE HIM, CAN YOU GET OFF A SHOT?
on the nose?	GOT 'EM. GOT GOOD TONE.
okay, going up. ice, go high.	LOOK OUT!
if you can't shoot him, i can.	NO, I GOT HIM. I CAN TAKE HIM.
no, no, no, he's mine.	IF YOU CAN'T SHOOT HIM, I CAN.
ice, roll off, i can shoot him.	NO, NO, NO, HE'S MINE.
you can't shoot him, i can. i'm in.	ICE, ROLL OFF, I CAN SHOOT HIM.
stay out of it. stay out of it, maverick.	YOU CAN'T SHOOT HIM, I CAN. I'M IN.
come off--come off right. i'm on my way in. you go free, i'm engaging.	STAY OUT OF IT. STAY OUT OF IT, MAVERICK.
it's my shot.	COME OFF--COME OFF RIGHT. I'M ON MY WAY IN. YOU GO FREE, I'M ENGAGING.
you got too much nose to tail -- i'm coming in.	IT'S MY SHOT.
get lost!	YOU GOT TOO MUCH NOSE TO TAIL -- I'M COMING IN.
fire, or clear out, ice.	GET LOST!
get out of there, you're unsafe. get out of there.	FIRE, OR CLEAR OUT, ICE.
stay where you are. he's mine. i'm engaged. i'm in.	GET OUT OF THERE, YOU'RE UNSAFE. GET OUT OF THERE.
come off right--come off high--i'm in--i'll engage.	STAY WHERE YOU ARE. HE'S MINE. I'M ENGAGED. I'M IN.
engaging bandit 12 o'clock.	SHIT!!
i've heard of you, too. you were in 124 with bargamian.	And you were with Cougar. He was my roommate in flight school.
you like to work alone. i've heard that about you.	I've heard of you, too. You were in 124 with Bargamian.
i think i can work it out on my own.	You like to work alone. I've heard that about you.
need a hint?	I think I can work it out on my own.
nope.	Need a hint?
who is the best.	Nope.
figured out what?	Who is the best.
figured it out yet?	Figured out what?
three guesses.	Well, he's in trouble and he didn't even get here yet.
who's the hell is that?	Three guesses.
so have i.	Some guys never get it back.
i've seen this before.	So have I.
it's only been a week. keep sending him up.	I've seen this before.
he just won't engage. he can't do it, skipper. he can't get back on the horse.	It's only been a week. Keep sending him up.
walked right into it.	NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ZORRO GOT YOUR WINGMAN. NICE GOING.
he's seat of the pants... completely unpredictable -- nothing by the book. all over the sky. but i don't know, skip, he's really got something.	Yeah, we get one of these guys every damn class.   "Maverick!"
i don't know what to tell you, skip.	Tell me one thing.
just below ten thousand.	But you continued to fight.
the hard deck for this hop was ten thousand feet. jester, at what point did you call off the fight?	Just below ten thousand.
helping him in.	What makes you think we can get back in?  We don't have the fuel for this. MAVERICK Just get me to him.
what the hell you doing?	Helping him in.
i...forgot something.	What the hell you doing?
speaking of feet, fuel's down to 4.0.  we're gonna get them wet unless we find a sonoco station.	COUGAR, THIS IS MAVERICK.  I'M GETTING HUNGRY, LET'S HEAD FOR THE BARN. ...COUGAR, WHERE ARE YOU?
ah, the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.	Speaking of feet, fuel's down to 4.0.  We're gonna get them wet unless we find a Sonoco station.
morning, coogan.	How's it goin', Coog?
you didn't help.	No, really. She came ruined!... Ya think he knows it was me?
bad?	The girl with the purple fingernails was Coogan's sister.
it was bad.	Bad?
you won?!!!	Didn't everybody?
yes sir..	The wings..
that is all. tell me about the mig some other time...	Yes sir!
sir?	That is all. Tell me about the MiG some other time...
you just did an incredibly brave thing! what you should have done was land your plane. you don't own that plane, the taxpayers do. i should ream you out for it. but it just doesn't work with you. you're a hell of a flyer. you are maybe ...too good. you never really stepped in it yet. so this is your chance. i'm gonna send you up against the best. they are better than you. maybe they'll knock that shine off your eagle and you'll see, finally, where discipline and teamwork fit it. maverick hasn't really heard anything but topgun. he snaps out of it.	Sir?
was going.  now you are.	Me?
he's a good pilot.	I talked a man back once. Three months later, we lost him. It's his decision. Only he knows.
would you take me back? would they?	I'll have to think about it. I don't know about them. I do know one thing, We've got a lot invested in you. We'd hate to lose it. Even more than those other guys, Naval Aviation needs a very few, very good men.
i didn't say that. that's up to you. i think that if you do, if you choose to come back, you'll be a better pilot... a better man.	Would you take me back? Would they?
you think i shouldn't fly.	I didn't say that. That's up to you. I think that if you do, if you choose to come back, you'll be a better pilot... a better man.
kid, the plain fact is...you are. i'm not gonna stand here and blow sunshine up your ass. technically, they absolved you. you and i know what really happened. you pushed it. you are responsible and you'll always carry that. you know what, i'll carry it too. i should have taken you out of that cockpit. i guess i'm a hopeless romantic... i always try to find something worthwhile in someone's death. it's no trade-off. it's not one for one. what you learned isn't worth his death. it couldn't be. but maybe there is some value in it. i know it's the first thing i've ever seen that's really gotten to you. now the question is, what will you do with it. if it gets you out of flight status...so you don't kill yourself or anybody else...that's good. that's one good thing. you were an accident waiting to happen.	You think I shouldn't fly.
how can i go on? i feel so... responsible.	Kid, the plain fact is...you are. I'm not gonna stand here and blow sunshine up your ass. Technically, they absolved you. You and I know what really happened. You pushed it. You are responsible and you'll always carry that. You know what, I'll carry it too. I should have taken you out of that cockpit. I guess I'm a hopeless romantic... I always try to find something worthwhile in someone's death. It's no trade-off. It's not one for one. What you learned isn't worth his death. It couldn't be. But maybe there is some value in it. I know it's the first thing I've ever seen that's really gotten to you. Now the question is, what will you do with it. If it gets you out of flight status...so you don't kill yourself or anybody else...that's good. That's one good thing. You were an accident waiting to happen.
not something they tell dependents.	It's not true.
i never heard that.	Not something they tell dependents.
they waved him off. he thought he knew better. he hit the ramp.	I never heard that.
he was by the book, all the way.	They waved him off. He thought he knew better. He hit the ramp.
you may not think so, but you are.	He was by the book, all the way.
i'm nothing like him.	You may not think so, but you are.
vf 51, the oriskany. you remind me of him. you're just like he was, only better...and worse.	I'm nothing like him.
i know.	VF 51, the Oriskany. You remind me of him. You're just like he was, only better...and worse.
sometimes it's luck, but in this case, he earned it... i served with your old man.	I know.
you think i should quit?!	I didn't say that. That's up to you. But I have responsibility for the other guys up there, not just you. They need to know you're all right...that they can depend on you.
it's no disgrace, kid. that spin was hell. it would wreck anyone's confidence. you could be a good pilot again someday...	You think I should quit?!
i don't know...	I didn't know either. That's why I told Jester to prepare your papers.
or you can quit.	I don't know...
or....	Or you can quit.
we can send you back to your squadron with nothing noted on your record except "cnc" --course not completed, no explanation required. theoretically, it doesn't hurt your career, but people always wonder about things like that.	Or....
she said you took your kid to the each. every second sunday. zoo or beach or the ballgame. y'have the option... what about me?	We can send you back to your squadron with nothing noted on your record except "CNC" --course not completed, no explanation required. Theoretically, it doesn't hurt your career, but people always wonder about things like that.
my wife's house.	She said you took your kid to the each. Every second Sunday. Zoo or beach or the ballgame. Y'have the option... What about me?
i called your house.	My wife's house.
no bother.	I called your house.
skipper, sorry to bother you.	No bother.
he was...my responsibility--my rio.	My first squadron in Vietnam, we lost eight out of eighteen planes. Ten guys. The first one kills you, but there'll be others--you can count on it.
goose is dead.	I know. I was there.
all right.	Goose is dead.
how do you feel?	All right.
oh, you mean the thrill!	The flying. The fighting.  I'd go up there ten times a day to fight. I'd win at least nine of them. That's all I want to do. It's what I do best. I am real good.  Just give me the jet.
for the same reason you are.	Oh, you mean the thrill!
then why are you here?	For the same reason you are.
it's my own way. it works for me. i don't care about the rest of that stuff.	Then why are you here?
talent is no holy shield. von richtofen was killed by a farm boy. instincts are not enough. do it our way. we've worked these things out. the good pilots can become better and the great ones can learn how to stay alive.    why do you have to do everything the hard way?	It's my own way. It works for me. I don't care about the rest of that stuff.
i can take care of myself.	Talent is no holy shield. Von Richtofen was killed by a farm boy. Instincts are not enough. Do it our way. We've worked these things out. The good pilots can become better and the great ones can learn how to stay alive.    Why do you have to do everything the hard way?
of course you did. i said a great flyer, not a smart one. you fly reckless. great instincts. no discipline. that ambush today, you followed your emotions instead of your wingman. of course you got killed...and well deserved to. it was a really stupid mistake. in battle, it gets people killed.	I can take care of myself.
i lost.	Of course you did. I said a great flyer, not a smart one. You fly reckless. Great instincts. No discipline. That ambush today, you followed your emotions instead of your wingman. Of course you got killed...and well deserved to. It was a really stupid mistake. In battle, it gets people killed.
twenty years' experience, i couldn't shake you. you may be a great flyer. i mean that.	I lost.
snapshot..missed him..	ENGAGING THE OTHER GUY. WOOD, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
i wasn't thinking. i just did it.	Big gamble with a thirty million dollar plane!
we weren't below for more than ten seconds. there was no danger. i had the shot. i took it.	The rules of engagement are not flexible. They exist for your safety. You will obey them. Is that clear?
why?	We weren't below for more than ten seconds. There was no danger. I had the shot. I took it.
i had him in view. i was peeling over the egg, into a dive. he saw me when i moved in for the kill. there wasn't any danger...	Is that how you remember it?
yes sir.	A good man. Good flyer.
you're father was marvin mitchell..	Yes sir.
ahhh... runs in the family, sir.	You're father was Marvin Mitchell..
maverick... where'd you get that call sign?	Ahhh... Runs in the family, sir.
yes sir.	I like that in a fighter pilot.  It's okay to be confident. You have to think you're King Kong to want to try to land on carriers. Just keep in mind the other component of success...teamwork.
considering the company you're in, that's a pretty arrogant attitude.	Yes sir.
what happened to number five?	Ah, shit.  You got me.  I ain't even married.  Now put your fucking hands in the air!
lemme ask you a question.  ever fuck a mutant?	Take me to the hotel.
i know a much better place down the block -- the girls are clean; the liquor ain't watered down...	And you get a kickback.
why not?	I know a much better place down the block -- the girls are clean; the liquor ain't watered down...
well, there it is; the last resort.  sure you wanna go in?	Why not?
cheap domes.  and no air to screen out the rays.	Well, there it is; the Last Resort.  Sure you wanna go in?
what happened to them?	Cheap domes.  And no air to screen out the rays.
freaks?...'fraid so, man.  goes with the territory.	What happened to them?
tell me something; are all psychics, uh....?	Freaks?...'Fraid so, man.  Goes with the territory.
yeah...well, actually no...sort of.	Man don't know if he's been to Mars or not
first time on mars?	Yeah...Well, actually no...Sort of.
you're getting off to an early start.	First time on Mars?
the last resort.	You're getting off to an early start.
so, where to?	The Last Resort.
oh, the usual.  more money, more freedom, more air.	So, where to?
what to the rebels want?	Oh, the usual.  More money, more freedom, more air.
welcome to mars.	What was that?  An accident?
over there man.	You got the job.
where's yours?	Over there man.
he ain't got five kids to feed.	Where's yours?
what's wrong with this one?	He ain't got five kids to feed.
how could you do this?  you're a mutant.	Hey, I got four kids to feed.
but maybe you can change all that.	I think my grampa might be here.
and if you wanna breathe, you gotta but his air.	But maybe you can change all that.
shut up and drive!	Whatcha doin' to me, man?!  I got six kids to feed!
need a ride?	The Last Resort!  Quick!
how'd you find me?	I'd advise you to hurry.
never mind.  wet a towel and wrap it around your head.  that'll muffle the signal.	How'd you find me?
who are you?	Never mind.  Wet a towel and wrap it around your head.  That'll muffle the signal.
don't bother looking.  it's in your skull.	Who are you?
they've got you bugged, and they'll be busting down the door in about three minutes unless you do exactly what i say.	Don't bother looking.  It's in your skull.
what do you want?	They've got you bugged, and they'll be busting down the door in about three minutes unless you do exactly what I say.
there you go, mr. brubaker.  suite 610 in the east wing.	May I use your pen?
thank you.	There you go, Mr. Brubaker.  Suite 610 in the East Wing.
i'll go encode your room key.	Thank you.
identification?	I'll go encode your room key.
get it, please.	Identification?
hmm.  it seems you left something in our safe.	Get it, please.
definitely.	Hmm.  It seems you left something in our safe.
would you like the same suite?	Definitely.
thank you.	Would you like the same suite?
nice to have you back with us, mr. brubaker.	Thank you.
i am quaid.	You're nothing!  You're nobody!  You're a stupid dream.  Well all dreams come to an end.
i didn't want it to end this way.  i wanted hauser back.  but nooo.  you had to be quaid.	I am Quaid.
do you expect me to believe you?	Who gives a shit what you believe? In thirty seconds, you'll be dead. Then I'll blow this place up...
impossible.  once the reaction starts, it'll spread to all the turbinium in the planet.  mars will go into global meltdown.--that's why the aliens never turned it on.	Do you expect me to believe you?
what are you afraid of?  turn it on.	Impossible.  Once the reaction starts, it'll spread to all the turbinium in the planet.  Mars will go into global meltdown.--That's why the aliens never turned it on.
come on, cohaagen!  you got what you want.  give these people air!	My friend, five minutes from now, you won't give a shit about the people.  Fire it up, Doc.
the guy's a fucking asshole.	Not true, he's one of my best friends...He's got a big house and a Mercedes.  And you like Melina, right?  Well, you'll get to fuck her every night.--That's right.  She's gonna be Hauser's babe.
don't take my word for it, quaid. someone you trust wants to talk to you.	Who is it this time--my mother?
well, cohaagen, i have to hand it to you...this is the best mindfuck yet.	Don't take my word for it, Quaid. Someone you trust wants to talk to you.
perfect, my ass!  --you pop your memory cap before we can activate you.  then richter goes hod wild, screwing up everything i spent a year planning. --frankly, i'm amazed is worked.	Well, Cohaagen, I have to hand it to you...This is the best mindfuck yet.
sorry.  too perfect.	Perfect, my ass!  --You pop your memory cap before we can activate you.  Then Richter goes hod wild, screwing up everything I spent a year planning. --Frankly, I'm amazed is worked.
the guy with the suitcase; the mask; the money; the message form hauser...all of that was set up by us.	Sorry.  Too perfect.
so why am i still alive?	We gave you lots of help.  Benny here...
he wasn't in on it.  you set him off by going to rekall.	So why am I still alive?
get your story straight.  this idiot's been trying to kill me since i went to rekall.  --you don't kill somebody you're trying to plant.	He wasn't in on it.  You set him off by going to Rekall.
that's what we wanted you to think. the fact is, hauser volunteered to become doug quaid. it was the only way to fool the psychics.	Get your story straight.  This idiot's been trying to kill me since I went to Rekall.  --You don't kill somebody you're trying to plant.
he's lying.  hauser turned against you.	That's what we wanted you to think. The fact is, Hauser volunteered to become Doug Quaid. It was the only way to fool the psychics.
you see, quaid, none of my people could get close to kuato.  the fucking mutants could always sniff us out.  so hauser and i sat down and invented you: the perfect mole.	He's lying.  Hauser turned against you.
fuck you.	Don't be modest.  Kuato's dead; the Resistance has been completely wiped out; and you were the key to the whole thing.
well, my boy, you're a hero.	Fuck you.
kill him.	It's about goddamn time.
i say we throw the switch and see what happens.	Don't be an idiot.
perfect!...get out of sector g.  now. don't think.  do it.	Yes, sir.
they've got quaid!  they're protecting him!	Perfect!...Get out of Sector G.  Now. Don't think.  Do it.
stop fighting and get out.	They've got Quaid!  They're protecting him!
yes, sir.	Great!  Because, otherwise I'll erase your ass.
now let's get down to business.  kuato wants what's in quaid's head.  and he might be able to get it, cause they say he's psychic.  now i have a little plan to keep this from happening.  --do you think you can play along?	Yes, sir.
yes, sir.	Now let's get down to business.  Kuato wants what's in Quaid's head.  And he might be able to get it, cause they say he's psychic.  Now I have a little plan to keep this from happening.  --Do you think you can play along?
who told you to think?!  i don't give you enough information to think!  you do what you're told!!  that's what you do!	Yes, sir.
but i thought...	Who told you to think?!  I don't give you enough information to think!  You do what you're told!!  That's what you do!
i know that.	But I thought...
he had help.  from our side, sir.	I know that.
no, sir.	Because I've got the greatest job in the solar system.  As long as the turbinium keeps flowing, I can do anything I want.  Anything.  If fact, the only thing I ever worry about is that one day, if the rebels win, it all might end.
richter, do you know why i'm such a happy person?	No, sir.
that's now.  in an hour, he could have total recall.	Listen to me, Richter, I want Quaid delivered alive for re-implantation. Have you got that?  I want him back in place with Lori.
lori says he can't remember jack shit!	That's now.  In an hour, he could have total recall.
we can't let him run around.  he knows too much.	Lori says he can't remember jack shit!
if i wanted him dead, you moron, i wouldn't have dumped him on earth.	We can't let him run around.  He knows too much.
i'm trying to neutralize a traitor.	If I wanted him dead, you moron, I wouldn't have dumped him on Earth.
what the fuck is going on down there?!	I'm trying to neutralize a traitor.
ernie, dump him in a cab.  around the corner.  tiffany, you help him.  i'll destroy his file and refund his money.  and if anybody comes asking...we've never heard of douglas quaid.	Come on...put his head in place.
i'll do what i can.  it's getting messy in there.	Ernie, dump him in a cab.  Around the corner.  Tiffany, you help him.  I'll destroy his file and refund his money.  And if anybody comes asking...we've never heard of Douglas Quaid.
okay, this is what we're gonna do. renata, cover up any memory he has of us or rekall.	I'll do what I can.  It's getting messy in there.
oh shit....oh shit...	I've been trying to tell you.  Someone erased his memory.
we haven't implanted it yet.	Oh shit....Oh shit...
why not?	We haven't implanted it yet.
i'm afraid that's not possible.	Why not?
use your head, you dumb bitch!  he's acting out the secret agent role from his ego trip!	I'm afraid that's not possible.
listen to me!  he's been going on and on about mars.  he's really been there.	Use your head, you dumb bitch!  He's acting out the secret agent role from his Ego Trip!
what the fuck is going on here?!  you can't install a simple goddamn double implant?!	It's not my fault.  We hit a memory cap.
i'm with an very important client.	Looks like another schizoid embolism.
you better get down here.	I'm with an very important client.
what is it?	You better get down here.
bob?	What is it?
sleazy...and demure.	Forty-one A, Ernie.
demure, aggressive, sleazy?  be honest.	Sleazy...and demure.
brunette.	Slim, athletic, voluptuous?
blonde, brunette, redhead?	Brunette.
hmmm.  and how do you like your women?	Blonde, brunette, redhead?
hetero.	Hmmm.  And how do you like your women?
your sexual orientation?	Hetero.
i see.  slipping away for a little hanky-panky.	Not really.  I've just always been fascinated by Mars.
eight years.	I see.  Slipping away for a little hanky-panky.
so, been married long?	Eight years.
two-headed monsters?	Don't you keep up with the news?  We're doing alien artifacts now.
good evening...  doug.  i'm dr. lull.	Nice to meet you.
what is it?	It's a symbol.  Of your desire to return to reality. --Inside your dream, you'll fall asleep.
swallow this.	What is it?
suppose i do...then what?	Swallow this.
you open it.	No need to be rude.  I'll do it.
mr. quaid, can you hear yourself? "she's real because you dreamed her?"	That's right.
she's real.  i dreamed about her before i even went to rekall.	Mr. Quaid, can you hear yourself? "She's real because you dreamed her?"
what about the girl?  brunette, athletic, sleazy and demure; just like you specified.  is that a coincidence?	She's real.  I dreamed about her before I even went to Rekall.
bullshit.  it's all coincidence.	What about the girl?  Brunette, athletic, sleazy and demure; just like you specified.  Is that a coincidence?
think about it.  your dream started in the middle of the implant procedure. everything after that--the chases, the trip to mars, your suite here at the hilton--these are all elements of your rekall holiday.  and ego trip: you paid to be a secret agent.	Bullshit.  It's all coincidence.
how much is cohaagen paying you for this?	Think about it.  Your dream started in the middle of the implant procedure. Everything after that--the chases, the trip to Mars, your suite here at the Hilton--these are all elements of your Rekall Holiday.  And Ego Trip: You paid to be a secret agent.
i've been artificially implanted as an emergency measure.  i'm sorry to tell you this, mr. quaid, but you've suffered a schizoid embolism. we can't snap you out of your fantasy. i've been sent in to try to talk you down.	How much is Cohaagen paying you for this?
well, if this is my delusion, who invited you?	I've been artificially implanted as an emergency measure.  I'm sorry to tell you this, Mr. Quaid, but you've suffered a schizoid embolism. We can't snap you out of your fantasy. I've been sent in to try to talk you down.
not exactly.  what you're experiencing is a free-form delusion based on our memory tapes.  but you're inventing it yourself as you go along.	Well, if this is my delusion, who invited you?
oh, i get it; i'm dreaming!  and this is all part of that delightful vacation your company sold me.	Not exactly.  What you're experiencing is a free-form delusion based on our memory tapes.  But you're inventing it yourself as you go along.
you're strapped into an implant chair, and i'm monitoring you at a psycho-probe console.	Oh, I get it; I'm dreaming!  And this is all part of that delightful vacation your company sold me.
at rekall.	You're strapped into an implant chair, and I'm monitoring you at a psycho-probe console.
amazing.  where are we?	At Rekall.
i'm quite serious.  you're not here, and neither am i.	Amazing.  Where are we?
ya know, doc, you could have folled me.	I'm quite serious.  You're not here, and neither am I.
i'm afraid you're not really standing here right now.	Ya know, Doc, you could have folled me.
i'm listening.	I'm afraid you're not really standing here right now.
this is going to be very difficult for you at accept, mr. quaid.	I'm listening.
what do you want?	This is going to be very difficult for you at accept, Mr. Quaid.
pull them out.	O.K., everybody pull out!
richter!  call from cohaagen.	This is Richter sir...I've got them pinned down.
her!	Arrest that woman!
where?	There!  The woman!
quaid!  that's quaid!	Where?
not since you lost him.	Watch your mouth, Captain.
any news of quaid?	Not since you lost him.
mr. cohaagen wants to see you right away.	Any news of Quaid?
they found us!  everybody out!	Melina!
c'mon!	They found us!  Everybody out!
shit!	C'mon!
you're kuato, right?	Wrong.  Kuato's a mutant.  So don't get upset when you see him.
yes, you do.  that's why we brought you here.  --  cohaagen's big secret is buried in that black hole you call a brain.  and kuato's  gonna dig it out.	You're Kuato, right?
i don't know.	Yes, you do.  That's why we brought you here.  --  Cohaagen's big secret is buried in that black hole you call a brain.  And Kuato's  gonna dig it out.
you tell me.	I don't know.
what, aliens?	You tell me.
cohaagen found something weird inside, and it's got him scared shitless.	What, aliens?
yeah.	Cohaagen found something weird inside, and it's got him scared shitless.
you heard the rumors about the pyramid mine?	Yeah.
on his way.	You heard the rumors about the Pyramid Mine?
where's kuato?	On his way.
sit down.	Where's Kuato?
if we don't hand you over, everybody in the sector'll be dead by morning.	We don't have much choice then, do we?
hey, hey tony.  give the big guy a break.	Relax, you'll live longer.
harry, you're making a big mistake! you've got me mixed up with somebody else!	Unh-uh, pal.  You've got yourself mixed up with somebody else.
you shoulda listened to me, quaid. i was there to keep you outta trouble.	Harry, you're making a big mistake! You've got me mixed up with somebody else!
are you crazy?!  i don't know anything about mars.	You shoulda listened to me, Quaid. I was there to keep you outta trouble.
you blabbed, quaid!  you blabbed about mars!	Are you crazy?!  I don't know anything about Mars.
what the fuck did i do wrong?!  tell me!	You blabbed, Quaid!  You blabbed about Mars!
come on, let's go have that drink.	What the fuck did I do wrong?!  Tell me!
harry, what the hell is this?	Come on, let's go have that drink.
let me buy you a drink.	No, Harry, I'm already late...See you tomorrow.
what are you, my father?	Let me buy you a drink.
yeah, you did.  i told you not to but you did anyway.	What are you, my father?
i did?	Yeah, you did.  I told you not to but you did anyway.
you went to rekall, remember?	I did?
what trip?	You went to Rekall, remember?
how was your trip to mars?	What trip?
harry!	How was your trip to Mars?
hey, quaid!	Harry!
no shit...	Don't fuck with your brain, pal.  It ain't worth it.
a friend of mine tried one of their "special offers"...nearly got himself lobotomized.	No shit...
why not?	A friend of mine tried one of their "special offers"...Nearly got himself lobotomized.
well don't.	Why not?
i don't know.  maybe.	Well don't.
"rekallrekallrekall."  you thinkin' of goin' there?	I don't know.  Maybe.
yeah.	"RekallRekallRekall."  You thinkin' of goin' there?
oh, rekall.	Yeah.
they sell fake memories.	Oh, Rekall.
rekall?	They sell fake memories.
hey harry...harry!  you ever heard of rekall?	Rekall?
look at this shit.	What the hell is this?
i've got a lock!  there!	Come on!
up!	I've got a lock!  There!
he's not at ground level.	Up!
i've got a weak signal over there.	Split up.  Find him.
that son of a bitch got to be around here somewhere.	I've got him.  The guy in the turban.
shit!	What is it?
level 2.  galleria.	He shoulda killed Quaid back on Mars.
where is he?	Level 2.  Galleria.
what was that?  i couldn't hear you.	I've got Quaid.
are you saying she liked it?	I'm sure she hated every fuckin' minute of it.
i don't blame you man.  i wouldn't want quaid porkin' my old lady.	Are you saying she liked it?
i want that fucker dead.	I don't blame you man.  I wouldn't want Quaid porkin' my old lady.
where?	Up to the right.
quit while you're ahead.	Thanks for taking Johnnycab.
the fare is eighteen credits, please.	Quit while you're ahead.
would you please repeat the destination?	Anywhere!  Go!..Just go -- OH SHIT!! SHIT!!
drive!  drive!!	Would you please repeat the destination?
welcome to johnnycab.  where can i...?	Drive!  DRIVE!!
how did i get in this taxi?!	The door opened.  You got it.
i'm sorry.  would you please rephrase the question.	How did I get in this taxi?!
then i can pull this trigger, and it won't matter.	Doug, don't!
nooo!  i would never do anything to hurt you.  i want you to come back to me.	Bullshit.
right.  that's why you tried to kill me.	Nooo!  I would never do anything to hurt you.  I want you to come back to me.
i love you.	Right.  That's why you tried to kill me.
i'm here at rekall.	I love you.
i suppose you're not here either.	I'm here at Rekall.
doug...you wouldn't shoot me, would you?  after all we've been through?	Yeah.  Some of it was fun.
clever girl.	Doug...You wouldn't shoot me, would you?  After all we've been through?
it's time you found out.	Clever girl.
i didn't know you were so kinky.	It's time you found out.
you sure you don't wanna...?  for old time's sake.  if you don't trust me, you can tie me up.	I didn't know you were so kinky.
i'm honored.	You sure you don't wanna...?  For old time's sake.  If you don't trust me, you can tie me up.
but doug...there's something i want you to know.  you're the best assignment i ever hand.  really.	I'm honored.
beats me.  i just work here.	But Doug...There's something I want you to know.  You're the best assignment I ever hand.  Really.
o.k. then.  if i'm not me, then who the hell am i?	Beats me.  I just work here.
the job's real. -- but the agency set it up.	Bullshit.
our friends, my job, eight years together, i suppose all this was implanted too?	The job's real. -- But the Agency set it up.
implanted.	Our friends, my job, eight years together, I suppose all this was implanted too?
and falling in love?	Implanted.
it was implanted by the agency.	And falling in love?
you think i'm an idiot?  remember our wedding?	It was implanted by the Agency.
i swear to god!...i never saw you before six weeks ago!  our marriage is just a memory implant -- agghh!	You think I'm an idiot?  Remember our wedding?
the hell you're not.	I swear to God!...I never saw you before six weeks ago!  Our marriage is just a memory implant -- agghh!
i'm not your wife.	The hell you're not.
not talk!  i said talk!!	I'm not your wife.
you call this a paranoid delusion?!	Doug...
doug, nobody tried to kill you.	They did!  But I killed them!
forget rekall, will you!  these men were going to kill me...	Doug, nobody tried to kill you.
oh god, doug.	Forget Rekall, will you!  These men were going to kill me...
--i got a trip to mars.	Oh God, Doug.
what did they do to you?  tell me!	--I got a trip to Mars.
let me finish!	What did they do to you?  Tell me!
you went to those brain butchers?!	Let me finish!
i know it sounds crazy, but i went to this rekall place after work, and...	You went to those brain butchers?!
mars?  you've never even been to mars.	I know it sounds crazy, but I went to this Rekall place after work, and...
i don't know!  it had something to do with mars.	Mars?  You've never even been to Mars.
take it easy.  tell me exactly what happened?  why would "spies" want to kill you?	I don't know!  It had something to do with Mars.
harry from work...he was the boss.	Take it easy.  Tell me exactly what happened?  Why would "spies" want to kill you?
no!  spies or something.  and harry from work...get down!	Harry from work...He was the boss.
muggers?!  doug, are you all right? what happened?	No!  Spies or something.  And Harry from work...Get down!
some men just tried to kill me!	Muggers?!  Doug, are you all right? What happened?
what are you doing?	Some men just tried to kill me!
you are somebody.  you're the man i love.	Bye.
lori, don't you understand?  i feel i was meant for something more than this.  i want to do something with my life.--i want to be somebody.	You are somebody.  You're the man I love.
sweetheart...i know it's hard being in a new town, but let's at least give it a chance here.  okay?	Lori, don't you understand?  I feel I was meant for something more than this.  I want to do something with my life.--I want to be somebody.
i'm late.	Sweetheart...I know it's hard being in a new town, but let's at least give it a chance here.  Okay?
well...what do you say?	I'm late.
lori, move.	There's lots nicer places than Mars.
doug, maybe we should take a trip.	Lori, move.
and you believe him?	All right, forget about it.
cohaagen says it's just a few extremists.	And you believe him?
sweetheart, we've been through this a million times.  you'd hate it on mars. it's dry; it's ugly; it's boring!  --i mean, really, a revolution could break out there any minute.	Cohaagen says it's just a few extremists.
just think about it.	Sweetheart, we've been through this a million times.  You'd hate it on Mars. It's dry; it's ugly; it's boring!  --I mean, really, a revolution could break out there any minute.
honey, do you have to spoil a perfectly wonderful morning.	Just think about it.
move to mars.	Honey, do you have to spoil a perfectly wonderful morning.
do what?	Move to Mars.
let's do it.	Do what?
yeah, sweetheart?	Let's do it.
lori...	Yeah, sweetheart?
...you mean it?	You know I do.
aw, come on, baby...you're the girl of my dreams.	...You mean it?
let me go!	Aw, come on, baby...You're the girl of my dreams.
but i'm always home by morning.	Let me go!
it's not funny, doug.  you dream about her every night.	But I'm always home by morning.
tell me!	It's not funny, Doug.  You dream about her every night.
i don't know.	Tell me!
nobody?!  what's her name?	I don't know.
nobody.	Nobody?!  What's her name?
who is she?	Nobody.
lori, i don't believe it...you're jealous of a dream!	Who is she?
the brunette.  the one you told me about.	Lori, I don't believe it...You're jealous of a dream!
who?	The brunette.  The one you told me about.
mmmm.....	Poor baby.  This is getting to be an obsession.
is that better?	Mmmm.....
what's he talking about?	Let me go!
they'll be here any minute!  they'll kill you all!	What's he talking about?
go on.	I don't wanna spoil it for you, Doug. Just rest assured, by the time the trip is over, you get the girl, you kill the bad guys, and you save the entire planet.  Now you tell me.  Is that worth three hundred measly credits?
aaah, let me tantalize you.  you're a top operative, back under deep cover on your most important mission.  people are trying to kill you left and right. you meet a beautiful, exotic woman...	Go on.
secret agent...how much is that?	Aaah, let me tantalize you.  You're a top operative, back under deep cover on your most important mission.  People are trying to kill you left and right. You meet a beautiful, exotic woman...
i'm not interested in that.	You're gonna love this. --We offer you a choice of alternate identities during your trip.
you.  you're the same.  no matter where you go, there you are. always the same old you.  let me suggest that you take a vacation from yourself.  i know it sounds wild, but it's the latest thing in travel. we call it an "ego trip".	I'm not interested in that.
i give up.	You.  You're the same.  No matter where you go, there you are. Always the same old you.  Let me suggest that you take a vacation from yourself.  I know it sounds wild, but it's the latest thing in travel. We call it an "Ego Trip".
whatever you say...just answer one question.  what is it that is exactly the same about every vacation you've ever taken?	I give up.
no options.	Whatever you say...Just answer one question.  What is it that is exactly the same about every vacation you've ever taken?
smart move.  now while you fill out the questionnaire, i'll familiarize you with some of our options.	No options.
all right.	Smart move.  Now while you fill out the questionnaire, I'll familiarize you with some of our options.
what about the guy you lobotomized...did he get a refund?	You're talking ancient history, Doug. Nowadays, traveling with Rekall is safer than getting on a rocket.  Look at the statistics.
i'm telling you, doug, your brain won't know the difference.  guaranteed, or your money back.	What about the guy you lobotomized...Did he get a refund?
come on, don't bullshit me.	I'm telling you, Doug, your brain won't know the difference.  Guaranteed, or your money back.
as real as any memory in your head.	Come on, don't bullshit me.
how real does it seem?	As real as any memory in your head.
first of all, doug, when you go rekall, you get nothing but first class memories: private cabin on the shuttle; deluxe suite at the hilton; plus all the major sights:  mount pyramid, the grand canals, and of course...  venusville.	How real does it seem?
what's in the two week package?	First of all, Doug, when you go Rekall, you get nothing but first class memories: private cabin on the shuttle; deluxe suite at the Hilton; plus all the major sights:  Mount Pyramid, the Grand Canals, and of course...  Venusville.
let's see...the basic mars package will run you just eight hundred and ninety-nine credits.  that's for two full weeks of memories, complete in every detail.  --a longer trip'll run you a little more, cause you need a deeper implant.	What's in the two week package?
okay, you're the boss -- mars it is.	Let's see...the basic Mars package will run you just eight hundred and ninety-nine credits.  That's for two full weeks of memories, complete in every detail.  --A longer trip'll run you a little more, cause you need a deeper implant.
i'm not interested in saturn.  i said mars.	Okay, you're the boss -- Mars it is.
to be perfectly honest with you, doug, if outer space is your thing, i think you'd be much happier  with one of our saturn cruises.everybody raves about 'em.	I'm not interested in Saturn.  I said Mars.
that a problem?	To be perfectly honest with you, Doug, if outer space is your thing, I think you'd be much happier  with one of our Saturn cruises.Everybody raves about 'em.
right.  mars.	That a problem?
mars.	Right.  Mars.
now help me out here, doug.  you were interested in a memory of...	Mars.
nice to meet you.	Good to see ya. Right this way.
doug...bob mcclane.	Nice to meet you.
i just has a terrible thought...what is this is all a dream?	Then kiss me quick...before you wake up.
what's wrong?	I just has a terrible thought...What is this is all a dream?
the whole core of mars is ice.  the reactor melts it and releases oxygen.	Enough for everybody to breathe?
cohaagen knows it makes air.  but the bastard won't turn it on.	Of course not.  If Mars had an atmosphere, he's lose control.
you sure about this?	It's just up ahead.
aliens?!	You sure about this?
aliens built it.	Aliens?!
where's this "reactor" come from?	Aliens built it.
the one in the mine!	People are dying, Quaid!!  Stop!!  We've got to get air!!
what reactor?!	The one in the mine!
the reactor.	What reactor?!
where are you going?!	The reactor.
are you all right?  are you still you?	I'm not sure dear?  What do you think?
he's lying.	You two-faced-bastard.
i don't need kuato for that.	Oh, since when?
all sorts of things.  you might even remember you loved me.	I don't need Kuato for that.
like what?	All sorts of things.  You might even remember you loved me.
kuato's gonna make you remember a few things you knew when you were hauser.	Like what?
what can i do?	Kuato's gonna make you remember a few things you knew when you were Hauser.
the first settlers are buried here. they worked themselves to death, but cohaagen ended up with all the money. he built cheap domes and watched their kids turn into freaks.	I saw them.
not bad, for a hooker.	I'm not a hooker!  That's my cover.
i used to model for 'em, why?	Just wondering.
by the way...ever heard of a company names rekall?	I used to model for 'em, why?
now what?	Jump!
so you dropped by to apologize?	Kuato wants to see you.  Come on!
if cohaagen wants you dead, you might be okay.	So you dropped by to apologize?
i thought you didn't like me.	If Cohaagen wants you dead, you might be okay.
i said get out!	Melina, please...People are trying to kill me.
he said there's enough in here to nail cohaagen for good.	Get out!
i'm not falling for it.	He said there's enough in here to nail Cohaagen for good.
melina, hauser sent me to do something.	I'm not falling for it.
i think you better leave.	Melina, Hauser sent me to do something.
inside what?	I think you better leave.
you never loved me, hauser!  you just used me to get inside.	Inside what?
don't be ridiculous.	You never loved me, Hauser!  You just used me to get inside.
because you're still working for cohaagen.	Don't be ridiculous.
why would i lie to you?	Because you're still working for Cohaagen.
no. let's forget everything!  i've had it with you and your goddamn lies.	Why would I lie to you?
forget i said wife.	No. Let's forget everything!  I've had it with you and your goddamn lies.
oh, she isn't really your wife.  how stupid of me...she was hauser's wife.	Forget I said wife.
she wasn't really my wife.	Oh, she isn't really your wife.  How stupid of me...She was Hauser's wife.
wait, did you say wife?...are you fuckin' married!!?	She wasn't really my wife.
then he dumped me on earth with a wife and a lousy job and ...	Wait, did you say wife?...Are you fuckin' married!!?
this is too weird.	Then he dumped me on Earth with a wife and a lousy job and ...
i didn't lose it.  cohaagen stole it. he found out that hauser switched sides,-so he turned him into somebody else.  me.	This is too weird.
hauser, you're lost your mind.	I didn't lose it.  Cohaagen stole it. He found out that Hauser switched sides,-so he turned him into somebody else.  Me.
hauser?  you're hauser.	Not any more.
hauser left me a note.	Hauser?  You're Hauser.
what, did you get amnesia?...how'd you get here?	Hauser left me a note.
i don't remember you.  i don't remember us.  i don't even remember me.	What, did you get amnesia?...How'd you get here?
what are you talking about?	I don't remember you.  I don't remember us.  I don't even remember me.
i don't remember you.	What are you talking about?
there's something i have to tell you...	I don't remember you.
...what?	There's something I have to tell you...
i guess he didn't.	You couldn't get me a message?  You never wondered what happened to me?
i thought cohaagen tortured you to death!	I guess he didn't.
blondes.	I think it's still hungry.
ooo, whatcha been feeding that thing?	Blondes.
i love you.	I love you.
we were buddies in the agency back on mars.  you asked me to find you if you disappeared.  so here i am, good-bye.	What was I doing on Mars?!  Damn!
...who are you?	We were buddies in the Agency back on Mars.  You asked me to find you if you disappeared.  So here I am, good-bye.
what?	...Who are you?
wait!	What?
i'm leaving it here.  come get it and keep moving.	Wait!
i gave you?	I'm leaving it here.  Come get it and keep moving.
this is the suitcase you gave me.	I gave you?
what do <u>you</u> use it for?	My cannon.
cannon fuse.	What do <u>you</u> use it for?
what the hell is that, anyway?	Cannon fuse.
i don't know...  they're pretty quick...fifteen seconds?	What the hell is that, anyway?
how much you think?	I don't know...  They're pretty quick...fifteen seconds?
you can't fight'em that way...	You two jackasses hauled us way the hell out here...!?
what?  well, for chrissake, we could have made a stand at our place!  we had food, water...	You can't fight'em that way...
that's four.  let us know if it starts moving, burt.	Roger that.
yeah, still got one poking around.	That's four.  Let us know if it starts moving, Burt.
breaker there, earl.  what do you want us to do?	Hang on, Burt.  The bastards are up to something.
yeah, like they got a plan...	Breaker there, Earl.  What do you want us to do?
no problem.	Good.  You've got the only truck in the valley that can make it up that damn jeep trail.  So, here's the plan: You and Heather go for help. Get to the mountains...
okay, burt, listen.  forget shooting them.  tell me this: can you get to your truck?	No problem.
you stupid punk!  you came <u>that</u> close, <u>that</u> close!!	One of these days, Melvin, somebody's gonna kick your ass.
ready as we'll ever be.	Heather and I are going to drive around a little, see if we can find that college girl and tell her to get her ass back into town.
you guys all set?	Ready as we'll ever be.
or a big mother slug maybe?	Some kind of mutation...?
rhonda.  rhonda lebeck.  she's getting some kind of strange readings on her things.	Damn, you know, those kids turn up oil or uranium or something out there...next thing the Feds will be at our door.  "Sorry, time to move. Eminent domain."
what do you think?  max firepower or...?	I'd go for penetration.  The 458 shooting solids -- less ammo to carry anyway.
knock it off, burt!	I think I scared it!
you're not getting any penetration, even with the elephant gun.	Damn!  Val, we can't get them.  Never figured on having to shoot through dirt!  Best goddamn bullet stop there is.  Come back.
i can't believe it.  no tracks, no sign, no spoor.	Yeah, whatever they are, you'd think after they ate all those sheep they'd have to take a dump someplace...  What the hell's going on in town?
miguel, the trouble's come to us. if we're not ready...	Phone's out.  Road's out.  We're on our own.
back off, burt...!	Well, who put you two in charge?
she's got my vote.	Right.  We're gonna run.  Get ready.
jesus christ, we're only going nine miles.  be there in two hours, tops!	Yeah, well those things are gonna be on our ass every foot of the way, right?
that's fine.  we've got some new things to teach them.	Damn it!  They'll sink this rig just like a boat!
let's go you two.  we're headed for the mountains.	In a minute.
what's under the ground?  we're not getting up on the roof.  earth shelter's the best.  known that since i was a kid.	Listen!  Listen!  We know what they are!  They're big things under the ground!  Much bigger than we thought!  They're coming after you! They're coming right now!
burt, get out!  get up on your roof or someplace!  we found out what's been killing people!  they're under the ground!	What's under the ground?  We're not getting up on the roof.  Earth shelter's the best.  Known that since I was a kid.
val?  what the hell you doing back already?	Burt, get out!  Get up on your roof or someplace!  We found out what's been killing people!  They're under the ground!
burt!  this is val!  get out of your basement!!  take your radio! you and heather get up on your roof!  then we'll talk, okay?!	Val?  What the hell you doing back already?
burt, can you hear me now?	Just barely, Pham.  What are you all doing up on your roofs. What the hell's going on?  Come back.
negative copy on that, pham, check your frequency.  i'm on forty-nine.	Burt, can you hear me now?
what the hell you doing back already?	You're never going to believe this, but the canyon road...we were on it not two hours ago...well, it's completely...
a beauty, isn't it?  we bought three of them for the rec room.	We sell 'em to you for three bucks a piece!
you bet.  you gonna be staying up here?	Well, yeah!  There's going to be major research up here.  First thing is to get some pictures of that one we dug up.
you're really leaving, huh?	You bet.  You gonna be staying up here?
howdy, rhonda.	You're really leaving, huh?
hi, guys.  burt loaned me his camera.	Howdy, Rhonda.
where the hell are they?  hope they didn't wise up.	Nope, there!  That's one.
so...now what?	Could we make it to the mountains?
we're not going over there, right?	No.  We go straight.
he'll never make it!  they're gonna get him!	VAL, STOP!  THEY'RE COMING!  DON'T MOVE!
oh my god.	Son of a bitchin' lowlife, putrid, scum...
well, we can take my truck then.	No good.  You need major four- wheel-drive just to get up that jeep trail.
you know, up the jeep trail.	The mountains are solid granite. We'd be safe there, and we could hike along them...all the way to Bixby if we have to.
well, i'm scared, but i'm not sorry.	You know, Val went to that college, too.  For a whole year.  Couldn't quite sit still for it, though. Had too much vinegar in his system. But once he settles down, forgets this cowboy stuff, he'll be one in a million.
i'll bet you're sorry the college ever sent you up here.	Well, I'm scared, but I'm not sorry.
we're gonna have to come up with some kind of plan or it's just gonna wait us to death.	Well, I was wondering if we could...
i might have an idea...	We're gonna have to come up with some kind of plan or it's just gonna wait us to death.
there's nothing like them in the fossil record, i'm sure...okay, so they predate the fossil record...  that'd make them a couple of billion years old...and we've just never seen one till now.  right.	I'd vote for outer space.  No way those are local boys.
well, at least the bastard can't climb.  pardon my french.	Probably couldn't move too easily on the surface.
i think they shoot right outta its mouth, hook you, and pull you right in.  good thing we stopped it before it killed anybody else.	Yeah, I'm lucky it didn't find <u>me</u>.  This is important, you know.  This is like, well, let's say it, it's probably the biggest zoological discovery of the century.  The century?  Forget it.  <u>History</u>.
i don't see any eyes...must be totally subterranean...and those tentacles...	I think they shoot right outta its mouth, hook you, and pull you right in.  Good thing we stopped it before it killed anybody else.
jesus christ...think it smells like that 'cause it's dead?	I don't see any eyes...must be totally subterranean...and those tentacles...
thanks.  god, i hope they're not screwed up.  i might have to bag the whole semester. anyway, sorry to bother you.	No problem.  Nice meeting you. Hope you get it sorted out.
well, we'll ask around.  let you know if we hear of anything.	Thanks.  God, I hope they're not screwed up.  I might have to bag the whole semester. Anyway, sorry to bother you.
you are so full of shit...	Oh yeah?  Think about this:  She ain't as narrow-minded as you. I'll lay odds she's looking for character in a man.  For my part, I'd be proud to have her.  I'd goddamn worship her.
she likes <u>both</u> of us.  we both helped her out.	You are so full of shit...
what?	She likes <u>both</u> of us.  We both helped her out.
fine, make the mistakes i did. i think i'll just be playing this hand myself.	What?
somebody paying you to do this?	She just practically asked you for a date.  What the hell is wrong?!
you're not civil, you're glum.  we got the world by the tail with a downhill pull and all of a sudden you go glum on me.	Somebody paying you to do this?
civil?  i'm civil.	You're not civil, you're glum.  We got the world by the tail with a downhill pull and all of a sudden you go glum on me.
christ, val, maybe she's not your type, but you could, at least, be civil.	Civil?  I'm civil.
yeah...but no ties.	No ties.
sell the movie rights.  we're going straight from blue-collar to white -collar.	Yeah...but no ties.
<u>people</u>?  hell, <u>national</u> <u>geographic</u>.	Sell the movie rights.  We're going straight from blue-collar to white -collar.
road's in!  now, soon as we hit bixby we start making phone calls. we could make some real money off this whole thing, get in <u>people</u> magazine...	<u>People</u>?  Hell, <u>National</u> <u>Geographic</u>.
road's in!	Road's in!  Now, soon as we hit Bixby we start making phone calls. We could make some real money off this whole thing, get in <u>People</u> magazine...
light it, man!  light it!!	Not yet, not yet...
what the hell are you doing?!!	I GOT A GODDAMN PLAN!!
so, we get back on that rock and in three days we're dead anyway.	I want to live for the three days.
use the fucking bomb!	So, we get back on that rock and in three days we're dead anyway.
it's out last one.  we can't kill them all.	Use the fucking bomb!
or just knock us over.  look, use the bomb!	It's out last one.  We can't kill them all.
they're...they're trying to make us move!	Or just knock us over.  Look, use the bomb!
come on, you're not going to do your lasso thing...?	Hey, just 'cause you're no good with a rope...
well...that's it.  we're not getting off this rock...	Not going to pole vault anywhere. That's for sure.
come on, everybody!  we gotta run for those rocks over there!	Jesus, Val, it's pretty far.
damn it.  what the hell are they doing?  they're up to something.	I don't care what they're doing as long as they're doing it way over there.
watch your ass, shithead.	Don't worry about me, jerkoff.
<u>i'm</u> best at driving the cat.	Only if something happens to me.
get real.  i'm faster than you.	<u>I'm</u> best at driving the Cat.
like hell you are.	Get real.  I'm faster than you.
<u>i'm</u> making the run to the cat.	Like hell you are.
well...all <u>right</u>!  we just roll on out of here!	We got a plan!
doesn't matter.  the cat can pull <u>any</u>thing.	Well...all <u>right</u>!  We just roll on out of here!
its tires are flat...	Doesn't matter.  The cat can pull <u>any</u>thing.
a car, huh?  like a big armored car?  need something bigger, tougher...our truck maybe...or, hell, that old semi trailer!	Its tires are flat...
but...we could pull something!  we could, i don't know, drag a car behind it!	A car, huh?  Like a big armored car?  Need something bigger, tougher...our truck maybe...or, hell, that old semi trailer!
jesus.  it's slower than hell.	Yeah, but it weighs better than thirty tons.  No way they could stop it.
wait a minute...the cat.  could we take the cat?	Jesus.  It's slower than hell.
just about too damn long.  bolt pattern's probably wrong anyway.	We need another plan.
how the hell long it take <u>you</u> to change a tire?	Just about too damn long.  Bolt pattern's probably wrong anyway.
shut it up!  shut the little bastard up!	Chuck him out the door!  Like a little hors d'oeuvre.
i'm gonna kick his ass!	I'm gonna help you.
you're right, don't matter where they come from.	Right.  We need to be talking about what we're gonna do.
you go north, i'll go south.	Right.
run for it?  running's not a plan. running is what you do when the plan fails.  you're not even trying to come up with a plan!	Well, it's not like we've got a hell of a lot of options...
don't he have a home to go to?	Well, that's why Edgar never got down off that tower.
first let's see if stumpy's still out there.	Don't he have a home to go to?
well, folks, what's the plan?	First let's see if Stumpy's still out there.
you know, i hate to be crude, but i'm gonna have to take care of some business here.	Me, too.
son of a god<u>damned</u> bitch!  been waiting there all this time.  how the hell's it even know we're still here?	It's been listening to us.  It's got no eyes.  It sure as hell can't smell anything underground, so I figure...
son of a bitch!	Son of a god<u>damned</u> bitch!  Been waiting there all this time.  How the hell's it even know we're still here?
maybe it is.  why don't you take a little stroll and see?	Fuck you, too.  Pardon my French.
well...haven't seen a sign for hours.  maybe it's long gone.	Maybe it is.  Why don't you take a little stroll and see?
i don't know.  if this one's any faster than that other one...	I think we wait right here.
okay, now, how far's your truck?	I don't know.  If this one's any faster than that other one...
god, the live ones smell worse tan the dead ones.	Okay, now, how far's your truck?
prairie dog burrow...	Little sons of bitches.
we'll take your word for it.	Yeah.  Where's your truck?
here's the plan: we'll get a...a flatbed, i guess, with a big winch, figure a five ton anyway.	Naw, don't want to winch it.  That'd tear it all up.  Want to lift it. Some kind of crane with lifting straps.
you got <u>that</u> right!	Here's the plan: we'll get a...a flatbed, I guess, with a big winch, figure a five ton anyway.
pham van don't get his mitts on <u>this</u> for no measly fifteen bucks!	You got <u>that</u> right!
sure, earl, everybody knows about them.  we just didn't tell <u>you</u>. come on, nobody's ever seen one of these!  we're really <u>in</u> on something here!	Pham Van don't get his mitts on <u>this</u> for no measly fifteen bucks!
hey, rhonda, you ever heard of <u>any</u>thing like this before?	Sure, Earl, everybody knows about them.  We just didn't tell <u>you</u>. Come on, nobody's ever seen one of these!  We're really <u>in</u> on something here!
so this is the guy that had your seismos working overtime?	Hey, Rhonda, you ever heard of <u>any</u>thing like this before?
this is one big mother!	So this is the guy that had your seismos working overtime?
what the hell are they?	Sons of bitches!
shut up!  they got wind of something they don't like!	Oh shit!
that <u>is</u> the plan...i mean, goddamn it!  what the hell are those things?  how could they bury an entire plymouth station wagon?	<u>Why</u> would they do it?
here's the plan...we don't <u>even</u> stop.  ride like hell.  tonight we keep right on going.  we'll walk the horses.	That <u>is</u> the plan...I mean, goddamn it!  What the hell are those things?  How could they bury an entire Plymouth station wagon?
then where's the goddamn conway twitty coming from?	Here's the plan...We don't <u>even</u> stop.  Ride like hell.  Tonight we keep right on going.  We'll walk the horses.
car's gone.  we just missed them, that's all.	Then where's the goddamn Conway Twitty coming from?
that means we're gonna be out here, like, in the dark.	Great.  Thank you.
you want the rifle or the smith?	The rifle.
screw you.  for all you know they could <u>fly</u>.	You want the rifle or the Smith?
relax.  a snake thing like that couldn't move too quick.	Screw you.  For all you know they could <u>fly</u>.
pham, we don't want to be stuck on a couple of canners.  they better be fast.	Relax.  A snake thing like that couldn't move too quick.
fifteen lousy bucks.	A man who plans ahead.
slick as snot and i'm not lying.	Fifteen lousy bucks.
it must've grabbed us.  that's why the truck stalled-out.	Yeah!  Next time I tell you I'm not hung up...!
fuck you!	Hey, I don't want spend the night out here!
you're hung up again.	I am not!
jesus!  i don't <u>believe</u> this!	You're hung up again.
val!  val!	Jesus!  I don't <u>believe</u> this!
those assholes are supposed to be <u>fixing</u> the goddamn road!  hey!  where are you guys?  people gotta use this road, you know! you on a booze break or what?!	Val!  Val!
brother, we decided to leave this place just one day too late, you know?	Well, there's sure as hell nothing to stop us now.  Everybody we know between here and Bixby is already dead.
oh, jesus!!	What the hell is going on?  I mean WHAT THE <u>HELL</u> IS GOING ON?!!
okay, the plan is: pedal to the metal the whole way.  we don't stop till we hit the carwash, not even to pee.	I'll go with that plan.
probably up a pole starving itself to death.	Okay, the plan is: pedal to the metal the whole way.  We don't stop till we hit the carwash, not even to pee.
you got that right.	Probably up a pole starving itself to death.
well, whatever the hell happened it's just one more goddamn good reason to haul ass out of this place.	You got that right.
oh, you mean somebody who ain't scared of a twelve gauge shotgun. and then what did they do?  camp out down below and just wait for him to die?	Well, whatever the hell happened it's just one more goddamn good reason to haul ass out of this place.
oh sure, he figured it was easier to die of thirst?  come on, sombody must've chased him up there.	Oh, you mean somebody who ain't scared of a twelve gauge shotgun. And then what did they do?  Camp out down below and just wait for him to die?
maybe he just couldn't pull the trigger...	Oh sure, he figured it was easier to die of thirst?  Come on, sombody must've chased him up there.
if he did, why didn't he use his damn shotgun?	Maybe he just couldn't pull the trigger...
reckon he hated perfection more than us?  you suppose he <u>wanted</u> to kill himself?	If he did, why didn't he use his damn shotgun?
you're full of shit.	He's only got one damn jacket. That's him, I'm telling you.
especially when it's two hundred feet off the ground.	You're full of shit.
one job i'd never take is working around electricity.	Especially when it's two hundred feet off the ground.
jeez, look at that guy.	One job I'd never take is working around electricity.
so long, cactus!	Adios, bridge!
we did it!  we faced temptation and we did not bend!	Damn straight!  Now there's nothing between us and Bixby but nothing!
she's got us.  now, listen, the plan is: we have done our last job in perfection.	That's the plan.
forget it, man.  it's not worth it.	She's got us.  Now, listen, the plan is: we have done our last job in Perfection.
uh oh, it's nancy.  she wants another load of firewood.	Forget it, man.  It's not worth it.
i'll call that little bluff.  how close?	Uh oh, it's Nancy.  She wants another load of firewood.
in the past year i must've said a hundred times "we gotta get out of perfection.  we gotta better ourselves."  you gonna stand there in broad daylight and tell me you think i'm the reason we're still here?  you want to know how close i am to going to bixby right <u>now</u>?	I'll call that little bluff.  How close?
what keeps us doing jobs like this is you dragging your feet.  i was up for going to bixby.  i was getting excited.	In the past year I must've said a hundred times "We gotta get out of Perfection.  We gotta better ourselves."  You gonna stand there in broad daylight and tell me you think I'm the reason we're still here?  You want to know how close I am to going to Bixby right <u>now</u>?
damn it, val!  not having a plan is what keeps us doing jobs like this!	What keeps us doing jobs like this is you dragging your feet.  I was up for going to Bixby.  I was getting excited.
well, <u>you're</u> the one won't work in the car wash.  you're the one's gotta have a plan.	Damn it, Val!  Not having a plan is what keeps us doing jobs like this!
car wash?!  that's got no future. if we're gonna take the plunge we oughta have a better plan than that.	Yeah, sure.  Go ahead and plan it...for a year or two.
so?  that car wash pays good, and they're always looking.	Car wash?!  That's got no future. If we're gonna take the plunge we oughta have a better plan than that.
we could.  we could.  but we'd have to get <u>really</u> serious.  it's gonna cost twice as much to rent a place.	So?  That car wash pays good, and they're always looking.
so what if we just did it...today. pack up.  drive straight down to bixby.  get serious.	We could.  We could.  But we'd have to get <u>really</u> serious.  It's gonna cost twice as much to rent a place.
why don't his parents ever take him to vegas with them?	You gotta ask <u>that</u>?
catch it later, pham.  gotta get over to nestor's.	Right.  We plan ahead.  That way we don't do anything right now.  Earl explained it to me.
well, i'm a victim of circumstance.	I thought you called it your pecker.  Look, don't make the mistake I made.  Twenty years of looking for a woman exactly like Miss October 1968, and where'd it get me?  Here with you.
don't matter.  they're all the same: dead weight.  can't make a decision, can't walk because of their shoes, can't work because of their fingernails.  make my skin crawl!	Well, I'm a victim of circumstance.
tammy lynn baxter.	Don't matter.  They're all the same: dead weight.  Can't make a decision, can't walk because of their shoes, can't work because of their fingernails.  Make my skin crawl!
...and is dumber than my hind end. like that bobby lynn dexter...	Tammy Lynn Baxter.
well, sure.	...And is dumber than my hind end. Like that Bobby Lynn Dexter...
goddamnit, valentine, you won't go for any gal unless she fits that damn list of yours a to z...	Well, sure.
why?	Goddamnit, Valentine, you won't go for any gal unless she fits that damn list of yours A to Z...
nothing.  but it sure might be a nice way of getting to know her.	Why?
what the hell do we know about seismographs?	Nothing.  But it sure might be a nice way of getting to know her.
you know, if you wanted, we could take a look at those seismographs for her.	What the hell do we know about seismographs?
nah, it's september.  must be the new one.	The new one!  That's supposed to be a girl!
who the hell's that?  that's not what's his name...the grad student?	Nah, it's September.  Must be the new one.
nestor's out of town tomorrow.  we don't dig today.  we don't get paid today.  damn it, valentine, you never plan ahead.  you never take the long view.  hell, here it is monday and i'm already working on wednesday.  it is monday, right?	Who the hell's that?  That's not what's his name...the grad student?
burt and heather's place is closer. let's do their kitchen today.  do nestor tomorrow.	Nestor's out of town tomorrow.  We don't dig today.  We don't get paid today.  Damn it, Valentine, you never plan ahead.  You never take the long view.  Hell, here it is Monday and I'm already working on Wednesday.  It is Monday, right?
uh...digging that waterhole for nestor.	Burt and Heather's place is closer. Let's do their kitchen today.  Do Nestor tomorrow.
you're gonna get us hung up.	Do not talk to the driver.
has a lot of rain.	You're gonna get us hung up.
goddamn jeep trail gets worse every year.	Has a lot of rain.
handymen, earl.  we're handymen.	Whatever the hell we are, we should quit and go get ourselves some real employment.
i keep thinking, if we were but half serious about money, we should quit being hired hands and...	Handymen, Earl.  We're handymen.
if there was one nearby i'd probably ask him.	I keep thinking, if we were but half serious about money, we should quit being hired hands and...
i was in one.  a bolt of lightning blew up cottonwood tree.  three hundred head going hell-bent for the horizon.  wasn't so damn funny, i can  tell you.	If there was one nearby I'd probably ask him.
how many cows does it take to make a stampede?  is it like three or more?  is there a minimum speed?	I was in one.  A bolt of lightning blew up cottonwood tree.  Three hundred head going hell-bent for the horizon.  Wasn't so damn funny, I can  tell you.
hell you did.  your turn.	How many cows does it take to make a stampede?  Is it like three or more?  Is there a minimum speed?
no...it was eggs.  i did eggs.	Hell you did.  Your turn.
did it yesterday.  franks and beans.	No...it was eggs.  I did eggs.
you didn't cook breakfast?	Did it yesterday.  Franks and beans.
i'd do the same.  well, catch you thursday.	You bet.
i think i'm gonna be sitting up with her.	I'd do the same.  Well, catch you Thursday.
we playing cards tonight?	I think I'm gonna be sitting up with her.
if that ain't the truth.  and i count on them for a little bit of stew meat...thank you, fred.	We playing cards tonight?
forget it.  i got vegetables coming out my ears.  usually the varmints eat up half my crop, but lately i ain't so much as <u>seen</u> a gopher or a jack-rabbit nowheres.	If that ain't the truth.  And I count on them for a little bit of stew meat...Thank you, Fred.
damn, fred, you can't give away all those.	Forget it.  I got vegetables coming out my ears.  Usually the varmints eat up half my crop, but lately I ain't so much as <u>seen</u> a gopher or a jack-rabbit nowheres.
well, i brung her something i know she likes.	Damn, Fred, you can't give away all those.
she wants to lay down.  i'm a little worried.	Well, I brung her something I know she likes.
how's she doing?	She wants to lay down.  I'm a little worried.
val, we're going to have to forget about the truck...	Yeah, Heather, we got you.
we're here, val.  just tell us what you need.  come back.	They're tearing down the houses here!  We all gotta get outta here together!  Now!
yeah, val.	We're in deep shit over here. Let's change that plan.
burt!  heather!	Yeah, Val.
down, honey, down.	Yeah, Burt.  The way you worry, you're gonna have a heart attack before you get to survive World War III.
hi, guys, what you been up to?	Ran into the new college student, Rona.
come on.  get away from it!	God, what a stink!
you sure this is where it was?	Am I sure?!  It was right there.  There's the cord.
it's...gone...!	You sure this is where it was?
well, what's wrong with it?	It's...gone...!
that's the sky that's going to be over our roof every night, when we're done.	Ah, but consider this, if we don't finish the roof, we can looks at that sky all the time.
what?	That's the sky that's going to be over our roof every night, when we're done.
just keep looking at that beautiful sky.	What?
the con...!  oh my god.	Just keep looking at that beautiful sky.
we have to go into bixby in the morning.  the concrete blocks are in.	The con...!  Oh my God.
i'm dead.  let's finish in the morning.	We have to go into Bixby in the morning.  The concrete blocks are in.
i've got a plan.  you and val take your truck, get to the mountains. hike to bixby.  get us some help.	Those scumsuckers are my radials, Pham!
twenty.	Okay, ten dollars.
i don't believe this.  the phone is out!  pham, your phone is out!	I didn't do it!  What's going on?
and i appreciate it.	You don't get it, Pham.  The idea was: we were ripping you off.
hey val, listen.  bearing going out, you think?	Could be.
it worked!  there they go!	LET'S DO IT!
wait!  how are you going to know they're all following it?	Good point.
i think the ground's getting closer.  i think we do it.  we're gonna save our asses here!	Wait!  How are you going to know they're all following it?
listen, they only respond to vibration, right?  couldn't we... distract them somehow?	Yeah, good!  Something to keep them busy.  We need a decoy.
look, the situation hasn't changed. we still have to get to solid rock. there must be <u>some</u> way!	Like <u>what</u>?!  There's nothing left that'll make it to the mountains!
what?!!  since when the hell's every goddamn thing up to us?!	You guys do all the odd jobs.
yeah, they're confused.  they can feel our vibrations, but they can't find us.	They're working together, too.
what's it doing?	Why do you all keep asking me?
you paying attention?  this oughta hurt like hell.	It does.
rhonda's got an idea about that.	Yes, see, they move very easily through the Pleistocene Alluvials...  ...the dirt...the loose soil that makes up the valley floor.  But they can't move through solid rock. I think we should travel west to the mountains.
ready?	Yeah.  One, two, three...
think it's still following us?	Let's assume that it is.
you okay?	Yeah.  But I'll tell you, if you ever wanted proof God is a man, this is it.
darn it!	You okay?
yeah, vibrations in the ground.	Yeah, well, I'm getting what I refer to scientifically as "weird vibes."  every sensor I've got is giving me strange readings.  I mean, the school has had these machines up here three years and they've never recorded anything like this.
well, i'm supposed monitor these seismographs.  you know, they measure vibrations...	Yeah, vibrations in the ground.
around here?  why would they?	Well, I'm supposed monitor these seismographs.  You know, they measure vibrations...
listen, got a question for you.  do you know if anybody is doing any blasting or drilling or anything like that?	Around here?  Why would they?
yeah, geography.	Right, geology.  And you have to be Val and Earl.  I've heard all about you.
hi, i'm rhonda.  rhonda lebeck. i'm up here for the semester...	Yeah, geography.
i don' need a hospital... i feel fine.	Too fine, Badalato. The bad news is, you're gonna live.
that-a-boy. hospital.	I don' need a hospital... I feel fine.
...where're we goin'?	That-a-boy. Hospital.
demerol? what the fuck is your problem, man? you wanna die?	I'm dead. We're both dead.
and one good guy.	Demerol? What the fuck is your problem, man? You wanna die?
our own colombian connection... for three years... three years of ball breaking detective work. and we put a lotta bad guys behind bars.	And one good guy.
he was your snitch.	Our own Colombian Connection... For three years... Three years of ball breaking detective work. And we put a lotta bad guys behind bars.
...we had to lick his boots clean.	He was your snitch.
you're fishing. you don't know shit.	I know about Esparza.
please... i need to sleep...	You're fishing. You don't know shit.
from chinatown... which is right up the street from the morgue! where did you go with the body? what did you do with it?	Please... I need to sleep...
i brought it... to the coroner.	An hour after you picked it up!
absolutely not. no more than seven percent.	In other words, seven times out of a hundred, you're wrong!
isn't there a ten to fifteen-percent margin of error?	Absolutely not. No more than seven percent.
it most certainly is.	Isn't there a ten to fifteen-percent margin of error?
forensic ballistics isn't an exact science, is it?	It most certainly is.
or this -- is this a significant difference?	No it is not, Mr. Dowd.
you would have the court believe that these two bullets were fired from the same gun?	Absolutely.
correct.	You would have the court believe that these two bullets were fired from the same gun?
and the one on the right is the bullet you test-fired from shu's gun?	Correct.
true.	And the one on the right is the bullet you test-fired from Shu's gun?
the photo on the left shows the bullet that killed jimmy chin, true?	True.
where's the nearest hospital?	Bellevue. Straight up First --
don't hurt him.	Where's the nearest hospital?
gimme back my bottle.	Let go of my hair.
the hell you do. at this hour?	Gimme back my bottle.
i have to talk to your brother.	The hell you do. At this hour?
ms. vin's sister.	I have to talk to your brother.
-- then you don't wish to call any witnesses, mr. dowd?	I would like to put Shu's alleged crime in a context, your Honor. And we do have the foremost expert on prison and street gangs right here in this room... If it please the court, I'd like to call Mr. Reynard.
well then, does the defense have any witnesses?	I suppose I could find an inmate who'd say that Shu boasted about Chinatown just to survive in the joint -- though he didn't really do it...
your honor: i imagine that, no matter how careful my questioning, mr. ortega would, in his well-intentioned way, dig my client's hole even deeper.	Well then, does the defense have any witnesses?
good morning, mr. dowd. do you think you might be up to cross-examining mr. ortega this morning?	Your Honor: I imagine that, no matter how careful my questioning, Mr. Ortega would, in his well-intentioned way, dig my client's hole even deeper.
i move that the witness's testimony be stricken. he has clearly been terrorized by the prosecution, he's --	The testimony will remain in the record. Do you wish to cross-examine?
objection.	Sustained.
your honor, that's not fair -- !	Complain to the Bar Commission.
-- with objection!	So noted.
i will allow the witness to testify. with the understanding that your questions are confined to the area of mr. kim's modus operandi.	-- With objection!
objection, your honor! the fact that the witness is currently a patient is immaterial!	Sustained.
hey -- the fact you popped jimmy chin in broad daylight proves it wasn't premeditated. jury'll sympathize -- dude was banging your wife, right?	Shut your sewer mouth!
let's snuff this lowlife!	Hey -- the fact you popped Jimmy Chin in broad daylight proves it wasn't premeditated. Jury'll sympathize -- dude was banging your wife, right?
what, "everything"? you shot a corpse. i don't give a shit about that -- !	Let's snuff this lowlife!
dowd. eddie dowd.	If you'd had the sense to ask for my help, I might've helped you. But you've probably scared Chuckie Roeder off for good, I have a whole bunch of jumpy employees to handle and you're both going to be on your way. Now.
"art's supplies" is founded on trust, mister --	Dowd. Eddie Dowd.
"we"?	I did five years in Attica. Lot of cons helped me in the joint. But I never got help from any lawyer... I built this business for guys like me who couldn't get a break anywhere else. "Art's Supplies" is for ex- cons. Not lawyers.
-- i don't care who you are. you could've been killed. every man and woman in here has done hard prison time. and we look out for each other.	"We"?
look, i'm a lawyer and --	-- I don't care who you are. You could've been killed. Every man and woman in here has done hard prison time. And we look out for each other.
i noticed.	Do you see a toilet here you think is really me?
i'm a lawyer. the firm is thinking about renovating. everything dates back to the sixties.	I noticed.
you can't come back here... anything happens to you i'm liable.	I'm a lawyer. The firm is thinking about renovating. Everything dates back to the Sixties.
haven't heard that one before, ed.  but i guess i'll be hearing it again.	Not necessarily...
we don't prosecute people because in the abstract they might be weak. judge brandeis said it best: entrapment is a "dirty business!"	Can't I take a simple piss without --
no it's not the only issue. there's another issue, for the jury. what about entrapment?	What about entrapment?
i had a minute before the mapp hearing -- but i couldn't get you on the phone, eddie...	Yeah, well I had reasonable cause to believe the judge might've heard of the Fourth Amendment.
clyde, you wait here.  glenn, got a minute?	I had a minute before the Mapp hearing -- but I couldn't get you on the phone, Eddie...
not the whole time, of course. i --	No further questions.
i didn't take my eyes off it!	Ah.
how can you remember that?	I didn't take my eyes off it!
i can see the hammer still, it was cocked...	How can you remember that?
you can't remember that -- !	I can see the hammer still, it was cocked...
it was silver, with a stubby barrel... snub-nosed, i think they call it... it wasn't automatic, it had one of those... cylinders...	You can't remember that -- !
oh really?	It was silver, with a stubby barrel... snub-nosed, I think they call it... It wasn't automatic, it had one of those... cylinders...
i can describe it.	Oh really?
come now. did you see the gun?	I can describe it.
no. no...	You fucking swear to shut up!
you see that? you wanna be like that?	No. No...
kim's prints were all over it -- he admitted it was his gun, f'r godsake!	Your Honor, the witness' response was non-responsive... I ask you to strike it from the record...!
not at all --	Kim's prints were all over it -- He admitted it was his gun, f'r godsake!
you're implying that i planted a gun?	Not at all --
we had information bearing on mr. kim's desire to gain admission into the joe boys by assassinating a member of a rival gang.	Didn't this "information" come from the Joe Boys themselves -- did they not all but hand you Shu Kai Kim, a Korean, an outsider?
we had a description of the suspect.	A "description"? What, Asian male 18 to 30, black hair, brown eyes?
exactly what information led you to arrest my client just two-and-a-half hours after the shooting took place?	We had a description of the suspect.
how long did it take badalato to drive jimmy chin's body from chinatown to the morgue?	... An hour.  That's why I thought the morgue was on the other side of town.
...jesus!	Least we'd already be at the Morgue.
"the killer wasn't chinese"... cecil stipe was right. .!	Everyone else was wrong and the one fucking lunatic was right!
christ... shu is innocent.	"The killer wasn't Chinese"... Cecil Stipe was right. .!
they could've been brothers. it's why the eyewitnesses picked shu.	Christ... Shu is innocent.
i've seen this picture before.	They could've been brothers. It's why the eyewitnesses picked Shu.
-- what?	I've seen this picture before.
you phoned up art esparza's wife?	I followed her from the courthouse.
i think he hired shu to kill jimmy chin... it wasn't a chinatown gang hit -- jimmy chin and art's wife were lovers! she just about told me...!	You phoned up Art Esparza's wife?
what's art esparza?	I think he hired Shu to kill Jimmy Chin... It wasn't a Chinatown gang hit -- Jimmy Chin and Art's wife were lovers! She just about told me...!
eddie -- it's art esparza!	What's Art Esparza?
let's get a cab.	-- Roger -- ?
i've got a meeting in chinatown.	Let's get a cab.
i am. eddie -- we've got nothing.	I've got a meeting in Chinatown.
i'm not that desperate.	I am. Eddie -- we've got nothing.
but roeder's dead. ballistics says it's shu! we don't have one witness -- unless we put cecil stipe on the stand...	I'm not that desperate.
that's not gonna happen. i'm gonna create reasonable doubt. buckle your seatbelt and watch me work.	But Roeder's dead. Ballistics says it's Shu! We don't have one witness -- unless we put Cecil Stipe on the stand...
you're carrying that around like it was a picture of your girlfriend!  i don't want to see your heart broken when this case crashes and burns!	That's not gonna happen. I'm gonna create reasonable doubt. Buckle your seatbelt and watch me work.
-- eddie...	You know how I know? 'Cause Reynard says he's guilty, and Reynard's full of shit! Look --
hey -- you believe what you want. shu kai kim is innocent.	-- Eddie...
eddie... it's one thing to compare clyde gruner to jesus christ. it's even okay to claim that shu kai kim is just slightly holier than the pope... as long as you don't really believe it!	Hey -- you believe what you want. Shu Kai Kim is innocent.
that's why i hate experts.	Eddie... it's one thing to compare Clyde Gruner to Jesus Christ. It's even okay to claim that Shu Kai Kim is just slightly holier than the Pope... as long as you don't really believe it!
i've heard from the last ballistics expert on the list. it's an even ten who say shu's gun killed jimmy chin!	That's why I hate experts.
but what?	I've heard from the last ballistics expert on the list. It's an even ten who say Shu's gun killed Jimmy Chin!
well, i mean, roeder's gone, now... a dead end. believe me, i'm sorry too, but...	But what?
...what do you mean?	Well, I mean, Roeder's gone, now... A dead end. Believe me, I'm sorry too, but...
so what're we gonna do?	...What do you mean?
chuckie's address. i sneaked a peek at the rolodex.	You sneaked a peek at the Rolodex.  Nice.
-- what?	Chuckie's address. I sneaked a peek at the Rolodex.
1530 rivington street.	-- What?
goddam it... the little punk bests me again, i get thrown down and lectured at and where the hell were you?	1530 Rivington Street.
eddie dowd.	Roger Baron.
a fucking wheelchair?	A spinal injury, in the line of duty. It was in Kitty's report...
uh, eddie? the, um, ballistics guy, george...? he called, and...  his tests show that shu's gun fired the bullet that killed jimmy chin.	George is a fucking burnout case. I didn't want him on the stand anyway. Get more names from Billy.
i feel much better now.	Hey, Clyde Gruner sold these guys a pound of crystal meth at cost. We're Clyde's buddies, it's cool.  Next exit.
so an upstanding member of the aryan warriors wouldn't paint them on. they take those teardrops seriously -- they're badges of courage, of honor. only their most vicious killer elite get to wear them...!	I feel much better now.
-- yeah?	So an upstanding member of the Aryan Warriors wouldn't paint them on. They take those teardrops seriously -- they're badges of courage, of honor. Only their most vicious killer elite get to wear them...!
there's no one else to talk to. the tattoos were phony!	-- Yeah?
i didn't ask for a closing argument.	There's no one else to talk to. The tattoos were phony!
they're just frightened, fucked-up losers that prison fucked up worse.	I didn't ask for a closing argument.
his name is chuckie roeder. but something's very weird.	-- You found his mugshot?
shoulda told the one about shu being the bastard child of mother theresa.	Saving it for the Sunday Times.
do you have to do that?	"Have to"? No...
what, the lunatic who --	"Cecil Stipe." Find it.
that dd-5.	What, the lunatic who --
-- listen: "november 5, 1980. cecil stipe walked into 5th precinct. says he witnessed chin shooting, saw suspect's picture in post. says shu kai kim wrong man."	"Cecil Stipe"? Have we seen any affadavit with that name?
a complaint follow-up form.	-- Listen: "November 5, 1980. Cecil Stipe walked into 5th Precinct. Says he witnessed Chin shooting, saw suspect's picture in Post. Says Shu Kai Kim wrong man."
eddie... what's a dd-5?	A Complaint Follow-Up form.
eddie... i don't know about this...	Eddie... What's a DD-5?
when did you start working for the goddam d.a.?	Eddie... I don't know about this...
easy? no... we have to find some piece of evidence that got buried, to reopen the sucker.	...Are you sure we want that?
-- easy as that, huh?	Easy? No... We have to find some piece of evidence that got buried, to reopen the sucker.
you really think that's what happened?	I don't know but it makes one hell of an opening statement.
some gang punk gets wasted in front of the tourists. the mayor pressures the cops. the cops pressure the rival gang -- the joe boys. the joes give up shu kai kim -- the schmuck kid from korea who's been pestering 'em to get in.	You really think that's what happened?
eight years ago. the chinatown hit.	Some gang punk gets wasted in front of the tourists. The mayor pressures the cops. The cops pressure the rival gang -- the Joe Boys. The Joes give up Shu Kai Kim -- the schmuck kid from Korea who's been pestering 'em to get in.
what other case?	Eight years ago. The Chinatown hit.
we're taking the other case.	What other case?
i feel like i've been mugged... guy scared the shit out of me. you made your point, eddie... i'm relieved we're not taking the case.	We're taking the other case.
with two knives taped to his hands? forget it, rog.	I feel like I've been mugged... Guy scared the shit out of me. You made your point, Eddie... I'm relieved we're not taking the case.
...so what would we claim? he stabbed duane lindeman in self-defense?	With two knives taped to his hands? Forget it, Rog.
at the trial, you said you were at your apartment that night. alone.	-- Remember?
kim denied it. but he admitted the gun was his, and he got life. seems to have been an okay prisoner for eight years, til the... incident with duane lindeman.	-- The Nazi he knifed?
chinatown street gang.	Kim denied it. But he admitted the gun was his, and he got life. Seems to have been an okay prisoner for eight years, til the... incident with Duane Lindeman.
kim got busted at 19 for burglary. at 20 he was convicted in the shooting death of a young chinese gang lord... the prosecution claimed kim did it to get into "the joe boys"?	Chinatown street gang.
where?	Ossining Correctional Facility. Sing Sing. Everybody's innocent there, man... Just ask 'em...
ten years is a long time.	Look -- I'm tired, I'll see you in the morning, Eddie.
don't tell me where to work. i moved to new york to work for edward dowd. but i can't believe that edward dowd has nothing better to do these days than invoke exalted legal issues to get off guilty little --	Hey. You plan to be a criminal defense attorney, know this going in: Everybody's guilty.
so go take your job on wall street.	Don't tell me where to work. I moved to New York to work for Edward Dowd. But I can't believe that Edward Dowd has nothing better to do these days than invoke exalted legal issues to get off guilty little --
-- a speed manufacturer --	So go take your job on Wall Street.
i'm not a kid anymore, i can't be all over the map --	-- a speed manufacturer --
-- an angel dust dealer --	I'm not a kid anymore, I can't be all over the map --
i specialize, roger...	-- an angel dust dealer --
it's just... i leave behind friends, family, a coupla good job offers in chicago and in three dizzying weeks i've helped acquit a coke dealer, a speed dealer --	I specialize, Roger...
damn right i'm right.	It's just... I leave behind friends, family, a coupla good job offers in Chicago and in three dizzying weeks I've helped acquit a coke dealer, a speed dealer --
right. you're right.	Damn right I'm right.
...through use of informants, eavesdropping, unreasonable search and seizure...!	Right. You're right.
of course.	...through use of informants, eavesdropping, unreasonable search and seizure...!
i don't venerate drug dealers, roger. to the contrary.	Of course.
right, i forgot... we're pledged to protect every mid-level drug dealer in the tri-state area.  it's an awesome responsibility.	I don't venerate drug dealers, Roger. To the contrary.
we have a full caseload, rog.	Right, I forgot... We're pledged to protect every mid-level drug dealer in the Tri-state area.  It's an awesome responsibility.
they're chinamen who speak english. we call them informants.	And I call your testimony hearsay. I have no more questions for you.
pardon... which dialect do you speak?	Neither.
-- me? neither.	Pardon... Which dialect do you speak?
do you speak cantonese, mandarin, or both?	-- Me? Neither.
...for ten years, now.	Do you speak Cantonese, Mandarin, or both?
you're the police expert in chinatown gangs?	...For ten years, now.
i need sleep. some of us are mere mortals.	Screw you too, Kitty.
i don't need sleep!	I need sleep. Some of us are mere mortals.
eddie... go home. get some sleep.	I don't need sleep!
eddie... a guilty client's not the end of the world...	EXACTLY!
eddie this is silly... are we supposed to pretend nothing's happened in the last ten years and --	Nothing has. But that's all changing.
eddie, if i wanted to make love with you again, i'd do it sober.	Eddie this is silly... are we supposed to pretend nothing's happened in the last ten years and --
you do.	Eddie, if I wanted to make love with you again, I'd do it sober.
you don't drink "booze".	You do.
got any booze in the house?	You don't drink "booze".
right.	Got any booze in the house?
i haven't paid you.	Right.
i'm a professional, eddie. getting paid is all the thanks i require.	I haven't paid you.
i haven't thanked you for your work, kitty. you're doing good work.	I'm a professional, Eddie. Getting paid is all the thanks I require.
the joe boys in 1980...!	A number of them are dead, three are in prison, one's a waiter... Two -- you'll enjoy this -- two are actually members of the Chamber of Commerce.
-- find him?	Eddie, these things take time. Particularly at this hour...
i didn't put him in a wheelchair. reynard did. he can get around without one -- it's all in my report.	I don't have time to read every word in every report, I'm too busy getting killed in court... Meantime my crackerjack investigator can't find the goddam art supplies store where Chuckie-fucking-Roeder works!
a fucking wheelchair?	I didn't put him in a wheelchair. Reynard did. He can get around without one -- it's all in my report.
i've phoned every art supply retailer and wholesaler in the tri-state area. no one's heard of chuckie roeder.	Have you considered that Chuckie Roeder's not calling himself Chuckie Roeder these days? Get his mugshot from one of the many law officers who've got hotpants for you... then canvass those art supplies places. We're gonna win this one, Kitty, but ya gotta believe...
so there goes your theory about the joes giving up shu to protect their trigger man.	But I like that theory. And since I'm not putting Twerp Professor on the stand, and since I don't have a better theory, I'm sticking with that theory. Meantime I want pictures of the Joes. What'll you bet there was a guy in the gang looked enough like Shu to fool the eyewitnesses!
"...are close to naming the man they believe actually killed jimmy chin"?	I lied.
i embroidered.	"...are close to naming the man they believe actually killed Jimmy Chin"?
"dowd also reports that his team of private investigators..."?	I embroidered.
i embellished.	"Dowd also reports that his team of private investigators..."?
start looking into the joe boys -- who assigned the hits in 1980, what rank generally did the hits...  your extensive law enforcement contacts should be of some use.	I was never politically correct enough for Comrade Dowd.
forget it. you've blown your chance to participate in this case, kitty.	I'm kicking myself, Eddie... Right out of here.
just which constitutional amendment protects our right to peddle pcp?	Forget it. You've blown your chance to participate in this case, Kitty.
kitty, where exactly do you place the microphone to catch the most incriminating moans?	Just which Constitutional amendment protects our right to peddle PCP?
beats getting paid in twenties by slimedogs selling angel dust to high school seniors.	Kitty, where exactly do you place the microphone to catch the most incriminating moans?
lemme guess. some corporate v.p.'s banging his secretary over lunch and you have to focus your camera and plug in your little tape recorder.	Beats getting paid in twenties by slimedogs selling angel dust to high school seniors.
stipe was just one of four eyewitnesses who came forward, kitty. y'oughta start looking for the others...	Eddie, I'm not working on this case. You boys have fun.
it hasn't been that long.	Stipe was just one of four eyewitnesses who came forward, Kitty. Y'oughta start looking for the others...
you're doing a murder case?	It hasn't been that long.
murder witness.	You're doing a murder case?
when you leave this place you're going out to dinner or a movie or get laid. where's our bond? i'm going back to my cell and wait to die. so tell me: where's our bond?	For awhile we had this dream we were innocent. That was our bond... but then we woke up. And now I'd like to hear everything.
-- how could i help you?	By trusting me. Shit, man...
it was self-defense.	Jimmy Chin? Was that self-defense too?
i didn't need to know that a man i'm defending on a gang-murder rap is a prison soldier who kills over drugs?	It was self-defense.
when i joined up i took an oath of secrecy. i told you what you needed to know.	I didn't need to know that a man I'm defending on a gang-murder rap is a prison soldier who kills over drugs?
quite a bit you didn't tell me.	When I joined up I took an oath of secrecy. I told you what you needed to know.
...i'm dying out there.	It's okay, Eddie.
no.	"No," what?
i don't know shit, man! goddammit --	Well I know that you're innocent, Shu -- even if you forgot.
you can't. so tell me what you do know -- say it!	I don't know shit, man! Goddammit --
how can i tell you what i don't know!	You can't. So tell me what you do know -- say it!
no. you tell me, shu.	How can I tell you what I don't know!
you tell me, man.	No. You tell me, Shu.
what went down?	You tell me, man.
about chinatown. what went down.	What went down?
-- about what?	About Chinatown. What went down.
i don't know. the truth, maybe.	-- About what?
afraid of what?	I don't know. The truth, maybe.
maybe... because someone's afraid.	Afraid of what?
but why?	Maybe... because someone's afraid.
i guess he... wanted you to think he was... somebody he wasn't.	But why?
but why would a guy would do that? paint black teardrops on his face?	I guess he... wanted you to think he was... somebody he wasn't.
an aryan warrior with black teardrops painted on his face.	"Painted"?
i killed the motherfucker.	...Okay...
exactly what happened then?	I killed the motherfucker.
racist asshole came at me.	Exactly what happened then?
want to tell me what went down here?	Racist asshole came at me.
figures.	Want to tell me what went down here?
that's right.	Figures.
my mother find you?	That's right.
i'd l-like to answer the question.	Mr. Rabin has no right to --
no, s-sir.	Thank you, Mr. Stipe.
did the police make any attempt to phone you, to follow up?	No, s-sir.
y-yes, sir.	Did the police make any attempt to phone you, to follow up?
...you told the desk sergeant you were certain mr. kim wasn't the killer?  you left your telephone number?	Y-yes, sir.
i always t-tell the truth.  that's why i'm here.	...You told the Desk Sergeant you were certain Mr. Kim wasn't the killer?  You left your telephone number?
when the d.a. hears i filed the writ, he'll send someone here, maybe claiming to be a journalist. that person will ask you lots of questions. just be truthful, cecil, okay? to all of us?	I always t-tell the truth.  That's why I'm here.
they g-got the wrong g-guy.	When the D.A. hears I filed the writ, he'll send someone here, maybe claiming to be a journalist. That person will ask you lots of questions. Just be truthful, Cecil, okay? To all of us?
are you willing to testify that the man you saw shoot jimmy chin was not the man the cops arrested?	They g-got the wrong g-guy.
good. now we're going to take an affadavit from you, but only concerning the facts of the chinatown shooting. we honestly don't give a shit about the kennedy assassination.	Are you willing to testify that the man you saw shoot Jimmy Chin was not the man the cops arrested?
i did two tours in 'nam...	Good. Now we're going to take an affadavit from you, but only concerning the facts of the Chinatown shooting. We honestly don't give a shit about the Kennedy assassination.
oh come on, cecil.	Hey, Chinese people have this energy field that vibrates at a particular frequency.
see-cil.	See-cil. I'm Eddie Dowd, this is Roger Baron. We're lawyers.
'lo, cecil.	See-cil.
no.	No? Then what did he say?
i think you're a dangerous man, mr. dowd.	I hope so, Mr. Reynard.
isn't it true that without esparza, you had no investigation?	I think you're a dangerous man, Mr. Dowd.
you're trespassing into the area of witness protection, mr. dowd. such showboating puts lives at risk.	Isn't it true that without Esparza, you had no investigation?
i didn't say he was an informant. but since you mentioned it, wasn't esparza your primary informant?	You're trespassing into the area of witness protection, Mr. Dowd. Such showboating puts lives at risk.
i can't be expected to remember the name of every informant eight years after the fact.	I didn't say he was an informant. But since you mentioned it, wasn't Esparza your primary informant?
-- but you just said you were personally involved with all the principals of the investigation.	I can't be expected to remember the name of every informant eight years after the fact.
i don't think i know that name.	-- But you just said you were personally involved with all the principals of the investigation.
and who was arturo esparza?	I don't think I know that name.
in those days, they often worked as a team.	And who was Arturo Esparza?
the same three detectives on the jimmy chin case.	In those days, they often worked as a team.
lou sklaroff, vin badalato, dave montell.	The same three detectives on the Jimmy Chin case.
and who were the detectives who assisted you, mr. reynard?	Lou Sklaroff, Vin Badalato, Dave Montell.
mr. dowd, i was personally involved with all phases -- and principals -- of the investigation.	And who were the detectives who assisted you, Mr. Reynard?
did you do any hands-on work or did you just supervise, from on high?	Mr. Dowd, I was personally involved with all phases -- and principals -- of the investigation.
if i were sitting where i normally sit, i would say "calls for speculation."	Did you do any hands-on work or did you just supervise, from on high?
didn't this investigation, with its attendant publicity, catapult you into the office you now hold?	If I were sitting where I normally sit, I would say "Calls for speculation."
yes, mr. dowd.	Didn't this investigation, with its attendant publicity, catapult you into the office you now hold?
-- can't mr. dowd find his own expert witness, your honor?	I'd need a continuance. Three weeks at least.
-- alleged crime --	-- in a context.
your honor, i know as much about these gangs as anyone; i'm well aware of the secrecy in which their machinations are cloaked... i assure you this witness offers the court a rare opportunity to place the defendant's crime --	-- alleged crime --
the great personal sacrifices endured by mr. reynard have no bearing on the legal issues, your honor -- !	Your Honor, I know as much about these gangs as anyone; I'm well aware of the secrecy in which their machinations are cloaked... I assure you this witness offers the court a rare opportunity to place the defendant's crime --
the witness is recalcitrant, your honor -- i had to personally make a body attachment this morning -- it took two marshalls to drag him here!	The great personal sacrifices endured by Mr. Reynard have no bearing on the legal issues, your Honor -- !
the witness will substantiate mr. kim's modus operandi. it's circumstantial evidence in the case at hand!	The witness is recalcitrant, your Honor -- I had to personally make a body attachment this morning -- it took two Marshalls to drag him here!
-- objection, your honor! this case has no connection with any subsequent act my client may be charged with!	The witness will substantiate Mr. Kim's modus operandi. It's circumstantial evidence in the case at hand!
we just discovered him, your honor! his appearance is critical to a fair presentation of our case! he is an inmate at ossining correctional and --	-- Objection, your Honor! This case has no connection with any subsequent act my client may be charged with!
your honor, that's trial by ambush!	We just discovered him, your Honor! His appearance is critical to a fair presentation of our case! He is an inmate at Ossining Correctional and --
to the best of your recollection, were you sober when you performed the tests?	Objection.
you don't speak any chinese dialects? then you get your intelligence from snitches?	Badgering.
isn't it unusual for a man who's just committed a murder in plain sight to bring the weapon back to his apartment?	Calls for speculation.
isn't it a standard trick to pack a line-up with men who resemble each other but look different than the suspect, so the suspect will stand out for the eyewitnesses?	Argumentative.
objection. the witness is not an expert in racial classification.	Isn't it a standard trick to pack a line-up with men who resemble each other but look different than the suspect, so the suspect will stand out for the eyewitnesses?
isn't it a fact that the "six other asian men" in the line-up were all of the classic mongoloid type, whereas shu has the distinct facial bone structure of a korean?	Objection. The witness is not an expert in racial classification.
i'll prosecute anyone who fucks up. if that makes me look racist, it's a trade-off i'll live with, ed.	That's big of you, Bob.
but i'm a quick study. tell your deputy d.a. -- rabin? -- that i'll see him in court.	No, Mr. Dowd, you'll see me in court. I'm prosecuting this case.
but now you've strayed from your area of expertise -- dope -- into street assassins. a subject on which you're dangerously ignorant.	But I'm a quick study. Tell your Deputy D.A. -- Rabin? -- that I'll see him in court.
you're pissing me off again, ed.	You know you're very tense, Mr. Reynard. Y'oughta take a week off, fly the wife and kids to Oahu.
i never joke about waiving a client's sixth amendment right to trial.	You're pissing me off again, Ed.
we reconvict, your man's looking at 25 years on two counts, served consecutively. so what i'd like to ask, ed, is: are you joking?	I never joke about waiving a client's Sixth Amendment right to trial.
that's right.	We reconvict, your man's looking at 25 years on two counts, served consecutively. So what I'd like to ask, Ed, is: Are you joking?
i see: he'd walk out next month.	That's right.
please don't bullshit me, mr. reynard. you've got witness problems, you've got proof problems...	You're my only problem, Ed. What does it take to make you go away?
friday's the drop-dead date on the offer.	Please don't bullshit me, Mr. Reynard. You've got witness problems, you've got proof problems...
what am i looking for? you're the one talking deal.	Friday's the drop-dead date on the offer.
yes, but that's not the issue. what's on your wish list, ed? pleading kim out to first degree man on both homicides, with an agreed sentence of 15 to life running concurrent? come on... what're you looking for here?	What am I looking for? You're the one talking deal.
are you implying that my motives are less than sincere?	Yes, but that's not the issue. What's on your wish list, Ed? Pleading Kim out to first degree man on both homicides, with an agreed sentence of 15 to life running concurrent? Come on... What're you looking for here?
now maybe you got this case reopened because you see yourself as a thorn in society's side, or you want to walk into any restaurant in chinatown and get free dumplings...	Are you implying that my motives are less than sincere?
i'd have that checked, mr. reynard.	Now maybe you got this case reopened because you see yourself as a thorn in society's side, or you want to walk into any restaurant in Chinatown and get free dumplings...
back in the seventies i spent years putting away gangsters in a colombian syndicate called "the ochoa". these guys are very dangerous, ed. when i hear that a small-time dope lawyer is conniving to spring one of these guys, i see red.	I'd have that checked, Mr. Reynard.
your client is guilty. don't dick around with me.	Back in the Seventies I spent years putting away gangsters in a Colombian syndicate called "the Ochoa". These guys are very dangerous, Ed. When I hear that a small-time dope lawyer is conniving to spring one of these guys, I see red.
i'm sorry if i've ruined your day, mr. reynard. but my client's had a rough eight years behind bars and --	Your client is guilty. Don't dick around with me.
it's in the area of narcotics, mr. reynard, that the government tramples on the fourth amendment.	Let's not drag the Constitution into this.
my staff tells me it's been mostly drug pushers... i said that can't be the same edward dowd.	It's in the area of narcotics, Mr. Reynard, that the government tramples on the Fourth Amendment.
this and that.	My staff tells me it's been mostly drug pushers... I said that can't be the same Edward Dowd.
you won't remember this, but in '72 i was one of several prosecutors assigned to the black panther-police shootout.  we had a whole team, and you walked into court by yourself and kicked our collective butt.  so what've you been up to since then?	This and that.
shu kai kim.	You won't remember this, but in '72 I was one of several prosecutors assigned to the Black Panther-Police Shootout.  We had a whole team, and you walked into court by yourself and kicked our collective butt.  So what've you been up to since then?
of course you know dean rabin, one of my assistant d.a.s. dean generally handles nuisance cases like the... what's the man's name?	Shu Kai Kim.
don reynard.	Of course you know Dean Rabin, one of my Assistant D.A.s. Dean generally handles nuisance cases like the... what's the man's name?
edward t. dowd.	Don Reynard.
shouldn't one of us...?	No -- leave him be. It's better for everyone.
it's okay. it was always like that.	Shouldn't one of us...?
-- every word.	But they've still got Laura Gordon -- and she was the closest, about 20 feet from the killer.
you getting this?	-- Every word.
i'll take odds on cecil number two.	So what'd this guy do? Snitch off a dealer?
my skip-trace turned up two cecil stipes. one's in butte, montana. other's at riverhead veterans psychiatric.	I'll take odds on Cecil Number Two.
-- eddie told you?	My skip-trace turned up two Cecil Stipes. One's in Butte, Montana. Other's at Riverhead Veterans Psychiatric.
you read eddie's chase manhattan bombing summation in the leftist law anthology?	-- Eddie told you?
-- roger --	You mustn't talk to Art. You mustn't tell Art that I was at the trial. Do you hear me?
look. mister --	-- Roger --
-- why don't you ask chuckie?	Chuckie OD'd, Mrs. Esparza. He's dead.
then it was your idea to have chuckie roeder scare eddie off the case?	-- Why don't you ask Chuckie?
that's right.	Then it was your idea to have Chuckie Roeder scare Eddie off the case?
...and you were at the trial to... to see that justice was done?	That's right.
i knew jimmy chin. the boy who was shot. okay?	...And you were at the trial to... to see that justice was done?
i followed you here from court.	I knew Jimmy Chin. The boy who was shot. Okay?
-- what trial?	I followed you here from court.
what were you... why were you at shu's trial this afternoon?	-- What trial?
i'm roger baron. i work with edward dowd.	What were you... Why were you at Shu's trial this afternoon?
what do you want?	I'm Roger Baron. I work with Edward Dowd.
chinatown. sounded pretty cold...	You mean to say Mr. Kim told you that he murdered Jimmy Chin?
and why was an exception made?	Chinatown. Sounded pretty cold...
shu's the only one i know of...	And why was an exception made?
isn't it unusual for an asian to be accepted into a cuban prison gang?	Shu's the only one I know of...
soldado.	Isn't it unusual for an Asian to be accepted into a Cuban prison gang?
mr. ortega, what is shu kai kim's rank within la compania?	Soldado.
that's right.	Mr. Ortega, what is Shu Kai Kim's rank within La Compania?
by "takes care of," you mean "kills".	That's right.
...a soldado, he takes care of it.	By "takes care of," you mean "kills".
if a member of the aryan brothers tries to cut in on your distribution?	...A soldado, he takes care of it.
cigarettes, candy bars...  pcp, crack...	If a member of the Aryan Brothers tries to cut in on your distribution?
"materiel"? what do you mean by that?	Cigarettes, candy bars...  PCP, crack...
a soldado, he runs messages and materiel between the regiments...	"Materiel"? What do you mean by that?
and what does a soldado -- a soldier -- do?	A soldado, he runs messages and materiel between the regiments...
i'm a soldado in the g-wing regiment.	And what does a soldado -- a soldier -- do?
"name, rank and serial," mr. ortega. let's not hide behind the fifth.	I'm a soldado in the G-Wing Regiment.
what is your rank within la compania?	"Name, rank and serial," Mr. Ortega. Let's not hide behind the Fifth.
yeah, we do some of that.	What is your rank within La Compania?
do the rival gangs compete for control of the prison drug trade?	Yeah, we do some of that.
for control of the prison drug trade?	I would tend to plead the Fifth.
fighting the aryan warriors and the black guerrillas, basically.	For control of the prison drug trade?
and its purpose?	Fighting the Aryan Warriors and the Black Guerrillas, basically.
a cubano army, basically... inside and outside prisons.	And its purpose?
mr. ortega... what is "la compania"?	A Cubano army, basically... inside and outside prisons.
five years.	Mr. Ortega... What is "La Compania"?
mr. ortega, you've known the defendant at ossining correctional for how long?	I would tend to plead the Fifth.
the phone company was broken up.	And you b-believe that.
telephone.  i suppose you don't know the phone company killed kennedy because he was trying to b-break it up -- and they'll never let that happen. they control everything: what you say in the mouthpiece is never exactly what comes out the other end, and --	The phone company was broken up.
cia?	Telephone.  I suppose you don't know the phone company killed Kennedy because he was trying to b-break it up -- and they'll never let that happen. They control everything: what you say in the mouthpiece is never exactly what comes out the other end, and --
i think what eddie wants to say is --	No! They g-got the wrong guy! I saw it! The killer wasn't Chinese.
mr. stipe. a young man named jimmy chin was shot to death eight years ago, in chinatown. do you remember talking to the police?	That guy they arrested -- he was the wrong g-guy.
you're a l-lawyer?  i... i haven't had my meds, or m-my vital signs t-taken yet. i...	Mr. Stipe. A young man named Jimmy Chin was shot to death eight years ago, in Chinatown. Do you remember talking to the police?
you're describing half the high school girls in america.  what is she doing right now?	She is preparing a great abundance of food.
she's in high school. she's sexually active. she's on drugs. she's crying out for some help.	You're describing half the high school girls in America.  What is she doing right now?
tell me some other things about her.	She's in high school. She's sexually active. She's on drugs. She's crying out for some help.
blonde.	Tell me some other things about her.
what color hair will she have?	Blonde.
a woman.	What color hair will she have?
let's test it for the record. will the next victim be a man or a woman?	A woman.
yes. either right now or right when i thought of it. the name and memory of teresa banks is haunting me. lately i have been filled with a knowingness that the murderer will strike again. because it is only a feeling, i am powerless to stop it. and another thing, albert, when the next murder happens you will help me solve it.	Let's test it for the record. Will the next victim be a man or a woman?
you said, "teresa banks", so you think something is going on somewhere in the world right now that is connected with her murder?	Yes. Either right now or right when I thought of it. The name and memory of Teresa Banks is haunting me. Lately I have been filled with a knowingness that the murderer will strike again. Because it is only a feeling, I am powerless to stop it. And another thing, Albert, when the next murder happens you will help me solve it.
albert.	You said, "Teresa Banks", so you think something is going on somewhere in the world right now that is connected with her murder?
yes, it's a great big psychedelic circus ride, isn't it, cooper?	Albert.
the very fact that we are talking about word association means we are in a space that was opened up by our practice of word association. the world is a hologram, albert.	Yes, it's a great big psychedelic circus ride, isn't it, Cooper?
cooper, the ooze of mumbo jumbo is rising up above our heads. do you honestly think cole's practice of word association works?	The very fact that we are talking about word association means we are in a space that was opened up by our practice of word association. The world is a hologram, Albert.
no. never. you'll have to kill me.	I want you to kill for me.
i want you to kill for me.	No. Never. You'll have to kill me.
no.	I want you to kill for me.
who are you? who are you really?	I am the One who wants to breathe thru your nose and taste thru your mouth.
that's not important. i will tell you what is important. the fan will soon be starting.	Who are you? Who are you REALLY?
see what we can do to donna?	NO! GOD, NO...
go away. i am not talking to you.	I want you.
i'm glad you let me talk to you. you used to not let me talk to you.	Go away. I am not talking to you.
no... no, go away.	I'm glad you let me talk to you. You used to not let me talk to you.
bobby's got it.	Thanks, Bobby.  And my little round friends, too.
we can do it right here.	Bobby...
not tonight. just give me something to take home to hold me over till tomorrow.	Why? Why not? Where are you goin'?
let's ditch this place and party.	Not tonight. Just give me something to take home to hold me over till tomorrow.
sure, but i can't get it till after school tomorrow.	Let's ditch this place and party.
yeah, and i'm gonna need that ten thousand dollars back.	Sure, but I can't get it till after school tomorrow.
i'm not... bobby i'm gonna need some more stuff. i mean it. i'm out.	Yeah, and I'm gonna need that ten thousand dollars back.
don't get funny with me again.	I'm not... Bobby I'm gonna need some more stuff. I mean it. I'm out.
what is the world coming to when you kill a guy for baby laxative?	Don't get funny with me again.
no shit...  we killed a guy for baby laxative.	What is the world coming to when you kill a guy for baby laxative?
baby laxative? we can't snort baby laxative.	No shit...  We killed a guy for baby laxative.
the stuff we got last night.	Baby laxative? We can't snort baby laxative.
what was?	The stuff we got last night.
bad news, kid, it was baby laxative.	What was?
babe, i'm on my way out to the woods to divvy up the product. put this cash in your safety deposit box...  it's ten thousand dollars.	You killed Mike.
this isn't mike.  is this mike?	Bobby... ssshhhh... you killed Mike.
here he comes.	Here he comes.
maybe our biggest. i'll see you two doors down from your place at 11:00.	Don't be late.
thank you, bobby. a big score?	Maybe our biggest. I'll see you two doors down from your place at 11:00.
it's taken care of, babe. you and i are going to make a big score tonight.  this will tide you over.	Thank you, Bobby. A big score?
i'm nearly out.	It's taken care of, babe. You and I are going to make a big score tonight.  This will tide you over.
oh, yeah? you'll be callin' soon and maybe i'm not gonna be there.	Oh, come on, sweetie, give me one of your smiles.
get lost bobby.	Oh, yeah? You'll be callin' soon and maybe I'm not gonna be there.
i'm not kiddin'. where were you? who were you with?	Get lost Bobby.
i was right behind you, but you're too dumb to turn around.  if he turned around he might get dizzy and fall down.	I'M NOT KIDDIN'. WHERE WERE YOU? WHO WERE YOU WITH?
where were you for the last hour? i've been lookin' for you?	I was right behind you, but you're too dumb to turn around.  If he turned around he might get dizzy and fall down.
sam, get the body and put it in the van.  sheriff cable, where were you the night teresa banks was murdered?	My alibi is as strong as these bands of steel.
we got a phone, here, that's got a little ring.	Sam, get the body and put it in the van.  Sheriff Cable, where were you the night Teresa Banks was murdered?
teresa banks had a ring. any idea what happened to it?	We got a phone, here, that's got a little ring.
maybe not a thing, but maybe two things.	Teresa Banks had a ring. Any idea what happened to it?
we're taking the body back to portland and there's not a thing you can do about it.	Maybe not a thing, but maybe two things.
what the hell is that thing doing out there? you're not taking that body anywhere.	We're taking the body back to Portland and there's not a thing you can do about it.
it's 4:30. we close at five.	We've got our own clock. We'll lock up.
out back in our morgue.	It's 4:30. We close at five.
that's why we're here, sheriff cable. where's the body?	Out back in our morgue.
a basic kill. banks was a drifter and nobody knew her. my boys have been all over this. it's a dead end.	That's why we're here, Sheriff Cable. Where's the body?
well, little fella, let me put it this way. the operative word here would be "federal". with or without the semantics of all this, i am now ordering you to release all pertinent information concerning teresa banks, both while living and deceased.	A basic kill. Banks was a drifter and nobody knew her. My boys have been all over this. It's a dead end.
you're lucky i am not wasting you.	Well, little fella, let me put it this way. The operative word here would be "Federal". With or without the semantics of all this, I am now ordering you to release all pertinent information concerning Teresa Banks, both while living and deceased.
your behavior is not funny and is wasting the time of the federal government.	You're lucky I am not wasting you.
well, little fella, we don't need any outside help here. i don't like you people sniffin' around my neck of the woods. in fact, when the state boys called me about a "j. edgar" coming up i think i said, "so what?"	Your behavior is not funny and is wasting the time of the Federal Government.
i'm here to investigate the murder of teresa banks.	Well, little fella, we don't need any outside help here. I don't like you people sniffin' around my neck of the woods. In fact, when the state boys called me about a "J. Edgar" coming up I think I said, "So what?"
is that agent desmond's vehicle?	Yep, it sure is.
chalfont. weird. chalfont was the name of the folks that rented the space before they did. two chalfonts.	Is that Agent Desmond's vehicle?
can you tell me what their names were?	Chalfont. Weird. Chalfont was the name of the folks that rented the space before they did. Two Chalfonts.
an old woman and her grandson.	Can you tell me what their names were?
can you tell me who's trailer it was... and who stayed in the trailer?	An old woman and her grandson.
a trailer was here. what the hell do you think?	Can you tell me who's trailer it was... and who stayed in the trailer?
what was here, mr. rodd?	A trailer was here. What the hell do you think?
god damn, you people are confusing.	What was here, Mr. Rodd?
i am going over here.	God damn, you people are confusing.
well, where are you going?	I am going over here.
i am not going to cliff's trailer.	Well, where are you going?
that's not the way to cliff's trailer. i told you.	I am not going to Cliff's trailer.
thank you, carl.	That's not the way to Cliff's trailer. I told you.
god. i'm beginning to lose faith in the united states government and that includes the telephone system. don't you folks talk to one another. that's her trailer there and i haven't touched a god damn thing. agent chet desmond come by a second time and asked too see deputy cliff howard's trailer  ...which i showed him. i went back to my trailer...  after that i never saw him again.	Thank you, Carl.
thanks for your help, carl. sorry we woke you up.	That's alright. I was having a bad dream. I was dreamin' about a joke with no punchline.
not a lot around here, no. got some clubs, but not very many fellas with balls.	Thanks for your help, Carl. Sorry we woke you up.
is there a golf course around here?	Not a lot around here, no. Got some clubs, but not very many fellas with balls.
you weren't kiddin'. this stuff's got the sting of the forty-eight hour blend.	That's right. That's the best coffee you're gonna get around here.
yes they do. did she have visitors?	No, hey, I already told this whole damn thing to Sheriff "Not-Quite- Able"... Here's the trailer now.
not that i know of. but arguments do happen, don't they?	Yes they do. Did she have visitors?
was there an argument?	Not that I know of. But arguments do happen, don't they?
right. she had a friend with her. the friend took off.	Was there an argument?
did she have someone with her?	Right. She had a friend with her. The friend took off.
mrs. simmons owns the trailer and she lives in town. teresa rented it about a month ago.	Did she have someone with her?
more popular than uncle's day at a whorehouse.  god damn, that morning sun is bright! blue bright.	Mrs. Simmons owns the trailer and she lives in town. Teresa rented it about a month ago.
federal bureau of investigation, special agent chet desmond and agent sam stanley. sorry to disturb you, but we would like to see teresa banks' trailer, please.	More popular than Uncle's Day at a whorehouse.  GOD DAMN, THAT MORNING SUN IS BRIGHT! BLUE BRIGHT.
you try that you little monkey.	I think I'll take off my badge as well.
got a couple of cups of coffee at hap's from her. that's it. by the way where do you get off questioning a lawman? i could ask you the same question.	No you couldn't.
did you know teresa banks?	Got a couple of cups of coffee at Hap's from her. That's it. By the way where do you get off questioning a lawman? I could ask you the same question.
can i ask you where you were the night teresa banks was murdered?	You can tell J. Edgar that I was at a party and I got fifteen fuckin' witnesses.
maybe i just live here, what do you think about that?	Can I ask you where you were the night Teresa Banks was murdered?
what are you doing here in the trailer court, deputy?	Maybe I just live here, what do you think about that?
okay, that's it. i've had enough of the waiting room now.	Oh.
good luck, chet.  sam, you stick with chet, he's got his own m.o. modus operandi.  you can reach me at the philadelphia offices. i am flying out today.	Right, Gordon. We'll be in touch.
congratulations. i heard about that.	YOUR SURPRISE, CHET. HER NAME IS LIL.
smell something fishy, huh?	I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU, CHET. SOMETHING INTERESTING THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU. ARRANGEMENTS ARE BEING MADE AND I WILL MEET YOU AT THE PORTLAND, AIRPORT.
got a map of the environs of the yakima indian reservation with your name on it. better bring a pole.	Smell something fishy, huh?
okay, gordon!!!	GOT A MAP OF THE ENVIRONS OF THE YAKIMA INDIAN RESERVATION WITH YOUR NAME ON IT. BETTER BRING A POLE.
oregon. a young girl has been murdered. seventeen years old. named teresa banks.	Okay, Gordon!!!
ok, gordon.	OREGON. A YOUNG GIRL HAS BEEN MURDERED. SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. NAMED TERESA BANKS.
no, it's oregon, portland, oregon. it's regional bureau chief cole. out in portland oregon. i need you out here, chet.	OK, Gordon.
ok, gordon.	NO, IT'S OREGON, PORTLAND, OREGON. IT'S REGIONAL BUREAU CHIEF COLE. OUT IN PORTLAND OREGON. I NEED YOU OUT HERE, CHET.
chet, i am calling you from portland... oregon.	OK, Gordon.
yes...	CHET, I AM CALLING YOU FROM PORTLAND... OREGON.
it was a year ago today that teresa banks was killed. i'm wondering if the murderer will ever kill again.	ALBERT, WHY TYLENOL?
teresa banks.	ALBERT?
quickly men... word association, coop. what are you thinking about right now?	Teresa Banks.
what?	ALBERT, COME BACK HERE. HE'S GONE CALL THE FRONT DESK.
he's gone.	What?
phillip?	COOPER, MEET THE LONG LOST PHILLIP JEFFRIES. YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF HIM AT THE ACADEMY.
what is it, gordon?	COOP, AGENT CHET DESMOND HAS DISAPPEARED. GONE LIKE THE WIND IN DEER MEADOW.
and no one found the ring?	No, sir, we did not.
take a look at this. chet and i found it under teresa banks' ring fingernail.	And no one found the ring?
tell me about the letter.	Take a look at this. Chet and I found it under Teresa Banks' ring fingernail.
no one could've found those splinters without a machine like this and no one has a machine like this.	Tell me about the letter.
stanley, i heard all about it.	No one could've found those splinters without a machine like this and no one has a machine like this.
i cracked the whiteman case with this.	Stanley, I heard all about it.
oh, alright.  you know, i liked agent desmond. he had his own m.o.	I cracked the Whiteman case with this.
and neither will i.	Oh, alright.  You know, I liked Agent Desmond. He had his own M.O.
agent chet wouldn't tell me what the blue rose meant.	And neither will I.
i'm up to speed, stanley.	Agent Chet wouldn't tell me what the Blue Rose meant.
did gordon show you a woman named lil?	I'm up to speed, Stanley.
anything else?	Did Gordon show you a woman named Lil?
agent chet said he wanted to check the trailer court one more time. he had me drive the van with the body back here. which we did. it was 105 miles.	Anything else?
where am i? and how can i leave?	You are here and there is no place to go...
the later events have never been kept a secret.	Where am I? And how can I leave?
that would indicate that it's the future.	The later events have never been kept a secret.
someone else has it now.	That would indicate that it's the future.
where is the ring?	Someone else has it now.
did she ever mention any friends?	No.  Ask Irene over there.
no.	Did she ever mention any friends?
ever see her with someone else?	No.
no.	Ever see her with someone else?
any friends?	No.
sheriff cable's already asked me a few questions about teresa banks. she worked nights for a month. that's it.	Any friends?
i'd like to ask you a few questions about teresa banks	Sheriff Cable's already asked me a few questions about Teresa Banks. She worked nights for a month. That's it.
he didn't suffer.	I'd like to ask you a few questions about Teresa Banks
sorry to hear it.	He didn't suffer.
he's dead -- good and dead.	Sorry to hear it.
where's hap?	He's dead -- good and dead.
had the fbi here once before. back in the fifties when hap was running the place.	Where's Hap?
her left arm. it was numb. she said she couldn't use it. said it had no feeling. probably from the drugs she was taking.  i just thought i ought to tell you.	Thanks.
what do you mean?	Her left arm. It was numb. She said she couldn't use it. Said it had no feeling. Probably from the drugs she was taking.  I just thought I ought to tell you.
you know, i never told anybody, but once for about three days, just before her time, teresa's arm went completely dead.	What do you mean?
i've thought about that. i think her death is what you would call a "freak accident".	Thanks.
he's with me.  anything you would like to tell us about teresa banks that would help us out?	I've thought about that. I think her death is what you would call a "freak accident".
do you take cocaine, irene?	No, I do not. I never took cocaine or any other drugs. I don't take drugs.
no.	Do you take cocaine, Irene?
did you ever see teresa take cocaine?	No.
there was only one job. teresa took the job. her friend took a hike. never saw her again.	Did you ever see Teresa take cocaine?
what happened to her?	There was only one job. Teresa took the job. Her friend took a hike. Never saw her again.
came looking for a job with a friend of hers. pretty girl. could've been her sister.	What happened to her?
she only worked here a month. nice girl. never seemed to get here on time though. ask me she had a little problem with --	Came looking for a job with a friend of hers. Pretty girl. Could've been her sister.
federal bureau of investigation, special agent chet desmond. i'd like to ask you a few questions about teresa banks. jack said you knew her. how well?	She only worked here a month. Nice girl. Never seemed to get here on time though. Ask me she had a little problem with --
say no more.	Federal Bureau of Investigation, Special Agent Chet Desmond. I'd like to ask you a few questions about Teresa Banks. Jack said you knew her. How well?
jack and i are united in holy matrimony.	Say no more.
how come jack let's you work here?	Jack and I are united in holy matrimony.
take a good look around. there's nobody in this place -- you're meetin' the reason why. what'll it be?	How come Jack let's you work here?
thanks, sam, for the good work. you have a good eye for detail.	We do notice things, don't we, Agent Desmond? Are you going back to the trailer park for the Blue rose?
esthetics are subjective, aren't they, agent desmond?  i'm sam stanley. if you ever need me.	Thanks, Sam, for the good work. You have a good eye for detail.
faulty wiring.	Esthetics are subjective, aren't they, Agent Desmond?  I'm Sam Stanley. If you ever need me.
one thing that has been troubling me. that lamp at the diner. do you think they were working on it for esthetic reasons or was their work due to faulty wiring?	Faulty wiring.
when he says, "discussion", how do you take that, agent desmond?	I don't take it, Sam. I give it.
he's not the murderer.  but he's a bozo.	Yes, he is like a clown.
i couldn't help but notice that you had a suspicion that deputy cliff was the murderer. you did think that, didn't you, agent desmond?	He's not the murderer.  But he's a bozo.
my guess is there isn't enough detail in the photo to get an idea of the design on the ring, but we should do a blowup of this anyway.	May I see the magnifying glass, Agent Desmond?  There doesn't seem to be enough detail in the photo to ascertain the design on the ring.
she's wearing a ring.	My guess is there isn't enough detail in the photo to get an idea of the design on the ring, but we should do a blowup of this anyway.
take a look at this.	She's wearing a ring.
you better dust this place, sam.	I'll get my kit.
she must have known someone.	You better dust this place, Sam.
she lived alone.	She must have known someone.
no, sam, i'm speaking plainly and i mean just exactly what i say.	In that case, we should go to the Canyon Trailer Park.
are you speaking to me in a code?	No, Sam, I'm speaking plainly and I mean just exactly what I say.
i think we should see the sun rise at the canyon trailer park.	Are you speaking to me in a code?
i think that's a good idea.	I think we should see the sun rise at the Canyon Trailer Park.
i doubt it was drugs, more likely a problem with a nerve. i could recheck the arm for injuries, but for real nerve work we are going to have to take the body back to portland.	I think that's a good idea.
it's late, sam.	It's not late, it's early. Really early.
agent desmond, it's...	It's late, Sam.
we're not. you and i are going to get some food.	Yes, it's been several hours since we've eaten. I didn't realize that so much time had past, did you, Agent Desmond?
geez, agent desmond, it's three-thirty in the morning. where are we going to sleep?	We're not. You and I are going to get some food.
it is a piece of paper with the letter "t" imprinted on it. take a look.	Geez, Agent Desmond, it's three-thirty in the morning. Where are we going to sleep?
what is it?	It is a piece of paper with the letter "T" imprinted on it. Take a look.
agent desmond, would you hold the finger for me. there's something up there.	What is it?
accidental?	Agent Desmond, would you hold the finger for me. There's something up there.
there appears to be a contusion under the ring finger of her left hand.	Oh.
crushed skull. probable cause repeated blows to the back of the head with an obtuse angled blunt object. subject looks to be between 16 and 18 years of age.	Cole said she was 17.
sure, but let's finish up with this first.	Crushed skull. Probable cause repeated blows to the back of the head with an obtuse angled blunt object. Subject looks to be between 16 and 18 years of age.
maybe, later we could take a look.	Sure, but let's finish up with this first.
i don't know, sam.	Maybe, later we could take a look.
yes, it is good.  what do you think is in these other drawers?	I don't know, Sam.
that's good.	Yes, it is good.  What do you think is in these other drawers?
no one could find those splinters without a machine like this. and no one had a machine like this.	That's good.
that's what i heard.	No one could find those splinters without a machine like this. And no one had a machine like this.
solved the whiteman case with this.	That's what I heard.
gordon would not have sent us to deer meadow without thinking it was a high priority situation.	It must be a high priority situation.
i see. he does talk loud.	Gordon would not have sent us to Deer Meadow without thinking it was a high priority situation.
he talks loud. and he loves his code.	I see. He does talk loud.
why couldn't he have just told you all these things?	He talks loud. And he loves his code.
what? that's just gordon's bad taste.	Why couldn't he have just told you all these things?
what did gordon's tie mean?	What? That's just Gordon's bad taste.
very good, but i can't tell you about that.	What did Gordon's tie mean?
a blue rose.	Very good, but I can't tell you about that.
gordon said you were good. the tailored dress is our code for drugs. did you notice what was pinned to it?	A blue rose.
the dress she was wearing had been altered to fit her. i noticed a different colored thread where the dress had been taken in. it wasn't her dress or she must have lost some weight.	Gordon said you were good. The tailored dress is our code for drugs. Did you notice what was pinned to it?
right, which is probably why lil was wearing a red wig meaning we are headed into a dangerous situation. let me ask you something, stanley, did you notice anything about the dress?	The dress she was wearing had been altered to fit her. I noticed a different colored thread where the dress had been taken in. It wasn't her dress or she must have lost some weight.
so the sheriff had got an uncle who's committed a serious crime.	Right, which is probably why Lil was wearing a red wig meaning we are headed into a dangerous situation. Let me ask you something, Stanley, did you notice anything about the dress?
not cole's uncle but probably the sheriff's uncle in federal prison.	So the sheriff had got an Uncle who's committed a serious crime.
oh, the uncle is missing.	Not Cole's Uncle but probably the sheriff's uncle in federal prison.
what do you mean?	Her face had a sour look... that means we're going to have trouble with the local authorities. They are not going to be receptive to the FBI.
lil was wearing a sour face.	What do you mean?
i'll explain it to you. do you remember lil's dance?	Lil was wearing a sour face.
how do you figure?	I'll explain it to you. Do you remember Lil's dance?
we're heading into a difficult situation.	How do you figure?
shorthand. really?	We're heading into a difficult situation.
sort of shorthand.	Shorthand. Really?
code, i've heard a lot about this.	Sort of shorthand.
code. if you work with gordon you learn that right away.	Code, I've heard a lot about this.
that was really something.  that dancing girl.  what did it mean?	Code. If you work with Gordon you learn that right away.
why do you do it, laura?	Cause I like it.
and i love you, too. but don't wear my stuff.	Why do you do it, Laura?
but i love you, laura.	And I love you, too. But don't wear my stuff.
all my things have me in them. i don't want you to be like me.	But I love you, Laura.
was i wearing something of yours and you got mad at me?	All my things have me in them. I don't want you to be like me.
i can't help you there.	Was I wearing something of yours and you got mad at me?
how did i get in the house? how did i get into my bed?	I can't help you there.
we got it back, that's all.	How did I get in the house? How did I get into my bed?
how did the car get back here?	WE got it back, that's all.
what can i tell you?	How did the car get back here?
i feel so bad. i had nightmares all night long.  they all knew you at that place.	What can I tell you?
no.	I feel so bad. I had nightmares all night long.  They all knew you at that place.
you're not mad at me?	No.
i know you are and you don't have to do anything crazy to prove it.	You're not mad at me?
laura, i am your friend.	I know you are and you don't have to do anything crazy to prove it.
no, you should forget about last night.	Laura, I am your friend.
i can't remember anything about last night. is there something i should remember?	No, you should forget about last night.
i won't wear your stuff.  i promise.	Not you, Donna, not you.
jacques, help me get her home. now!	I won't wear your stuff.  I promise.
okay, i won't wear your stuff... why can't i wear your stuff?	Jacques, help me get her home. NOW!
don't ever wear my stuff, don't ever wear my stuff. never.	Okay, I won't wear your stuff... Why can't I wear your stuff?
no.  i don't need to take this to be your friend.	YES YOU DO, DONNA. What a downer you are!!!
what are you doing?	Nothing.
if i had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, i'd be dead.	Gotta go, Donna. I'll call you tomorrow.
dancing.	If I had a nickel for every cigarette your mom smoked, I'd be dead.
you mean fred and ginger?	Dancing.
where are the cookies?	You mean Fred and Ginger?
laura, aren't you going to fix me a drink?	Where are the Cookies?
isn't tonight the night you are going to do it with mike?	Laura, aren't you going to fix me a drink?
come on, laura. i'm your best friend.	Isn't tonight the night you are going to do it with Mike?
no place, fast.  and you're not coming.	Come on, Laura. I'm your best friend.
where are you going?	No place, fast.  And you're not coming.
goodbye, muffin.	No, you're the muffin.
you want a muffin?	Donna, you are a muffin.
if i can smoke it.	You want a muffin?
this is about sex, not like.  mom, laura's here and i think i will have one of those huckleberry muffins.  you want a muffin?	If I can smoke it.
donna, you are such a crack up. you don't even like mike. is this what you are going to do to show me you are not uptight.	This is about sex, not like.  Mom, Laura's here and I think I will have one of those huckleberry muffins.  You want a muffin?
i'm in a mess today, too.  i'm thinking about doing it with mike. what do you think?	Donna, you are such a crack up. You don't even like Mike. Is this what you are going to do to show me you are not uptight.
no, i want to smoke.	I'm in a mess today, too.  I'm thinking about doing it with Mike. What do you think?
do you want to talk?	No, I want to smoke.
you know, even when i think about your face i get happier.	Do you want to talk?
okay, l.  i am your friend... always. but sometimes... lately... i feel that you don't like being around me because i am so uptight.  no, i am uptight. i hate it... i don't want to be this way, but laura i don't... i mean... i'm your friend no matter what way you are.	You know, even when I think about your face I get happier.
yes, that's what i want. thanks d.	Okay, L.  I am your friend... always. But sometimes... lately... I feel that you don't like being around me because I am so uptight.  No, I am uptight. I hate it... I don't want to be this way, but Laura I don't... I mean... I'm your friend no matter what way you are.
laura, how about one friend for the rest of your whole life?	Yes, that's what I want. Thanks D.
i just want a friend. just one friend for just one minute...	Laura, how about one friend for the rest of your whole life?
what is it laura? what's wrong?	I just want a friend. Just one friend for just one minute...
of course...	What is it Laura? What's wrong?
donna, are you my best friend?	Of course...
laura?	Donna, are you my best friend?
sure. what do you want me to call you?	Call me anything just don't call me late for dinner.
call me.	Sure. What do you want me to call you?
okay, i suppose i should go home.	Call me.
maybe i better start our homework.	Okay, I suppose I should go home.
faster and faster. for a long time you wouldn't feel anything. then you would burst into fire... forever.	Maybe I better start our homework.
do you think that if you were falling in space you would slow down after a while or go faster and faster?	Faster and faster. For a long time you wouldn't feel anything. Then you would burst into fire... forever.
sweet? god, he's gorgeous.	James is very sweet and very gorgeous.
yes, james is very sweet. why don't you get out your violin, donna?	Sweet? God, he's gorgeous.
because bobby is a loser, you said so yourself. he's a goon.  james is the one.  he loves you with that "lasting love"... "true love".	Yes, James is very sweet. Why don't you get out your violin, Donna?
well, why not?	Because Bobby is a loser, you said so yourself. He's a goon.  James is the one.  He loves you with that "lasting love"... "true love".
oh god, laura.	Well, why not?
maybe.	Oh god, Laura.
you're telling me, but only because you never let me in on any of it... you're not going to see bobby, are you?	Maybe.
why are you suddenly so interested in who i am going to see at night? nighttime is my time.	You're telling me, but only because you never let me in on any of it... you're not going to see Bobby, are you?
are you going to see james tonight?	Why are you suddenly so interested in who I am going to see at night? Nighttime is my time.
laura palmer, you're just too adorable.	I'm just too adorable. I'm just too adorable.
you know, i think you're right. i'm just too adorable.	Laura Palmer, you're just too adorable.
you know what your problem is?  you're just too adorable...	You know, I think you're right. I'm just too adorable.
i don't know what to do.	You know what your problem is?  You're just too adorable...
are you going to tell him about that "someone else"?	I don't know what to do.
no, and yes. i don't know what i'm going to do about bobby. i know he is seeing someone else and that's okay with me, and he thinks i'm seeing someone else and that's not okay with him.	Are you going to tell him about that "someone else"?
were you with bobby? or are you two still fighting?	No, and yes. I don't know what I'm going to do about Bobby. I know he is seeing someone else and that's okay with me, and he thinks I'm seeing someone else and that's not okay with him.
he probably wanted to drive over.	Were you with Bobby? Or are you two still fighting?
the usual, 9:15.	He probably wanted to drive over.
when?	The usual, 9:15.
james called me last night looking for you.	When?
thanks.	James called me last night looking for you.
you graduating this year will be proof that miracles happen.	Thanks.
don't tell me now. tell me right before the test. i won't be able to remember long enough.	You graduating this year will be proof that miracles happen.
okay, this test is going to be about the theorems i told you about last week. you remember the...	Don't tell me now. Tell me right before the test. I won't be able to remember long enough.
noooo...	Okay, this test is going to be about the theorems I told you about last week. You remember the...
you didn't do your homework?	Noooo...
if i am going to get through math today, you're going to have to bring me up to speed quick.	You didn't do your homework?
even this heavy work beats being at home with the old ball and chain.	Brother, I hear you talkin'.
i did? i didn't see anything.	Yeah... look in here. Look at it from this angle.
you missed somethin', ed.	I did? I didn't see anything.
yep...  yes...  it is.	You missed somethin', Ed.
nice night.	Yep...  Yes...  It is.
i haven't got it yet.	Nice night.
you got it.	I haven't got it yet.
fill 'er up.	You got it.
what'll it be?	Fill 'er up.
yep. you're right. that's why i'm here.	What'll it be?
you know what that big "e" stands for? big ed's gas farm.	Yep. You're right. That's why I'm here.
no... hell, no. just got in the truck, started drivin', looked down at the gauge and saw a big "e" starin' at me.	You know what that Big "E" stands for? Big Ed's Gas Farm.
hey, pete. can't believe your tank's dry up at the mill.	No... hell, no. Just got in the truck, started drivin', looked down at the gauge and saw a big "E" starin' at me.
he's in love with a girl who's dead.  it is dangerous for you to have it. i'm sorry.	I'm so sorry, Laura.
what about james? can't james help you? you two are so in love.	He's in love with a girl who's dead.  It is dangerous for you to have it. I'm sorry.
but you're strong laura... so much stronger than i... how can i help you? i can't. i can't even go outside.	What about James? Can't James help you? You two are so in love.
i hate him, i hate it. sometimes i love it. but now i'm afraid. i am so afraid.	But you're strong Laura... so much stronger than I... How can I help you? I can't. I can't even go outside.
laura, no, i'm not. i'm not bob.  poor laura. i wish i could help you.	I hate him, I hate it. Sometimes I love it. But now I'm afraid. I am so afraid.
you're not bob are you, harold? if you are, you can kill me right now. kill me right now, if you are.	Laura, no, I'm not. I'm not Bob.  Poor Laura. I wish I could help you.
no... no...	Oh, yes... yes...
he wants to be me... or he will kill me.	No... No...
what does bob say?	He wants to be me... or he will kill me.
the diary was hidden too well. he's the only one who could know where it was. he's getting to know me, now. he's real. he speaks to me.	What does Bob say?
bob is real. he's been "having" me since i was 12.	The diary was hidden too well. He's the only one who could know where it was. He's getting to know me, now. He's real. He speaks to me.
maybe.	Bob is real. He's been "having" me since I was 12.
the pages are gone. that's real.	Maybe.
but bob isn't real.	The pages are gone. That's real.
bob.	But Bob isn't real.
who would do that?	Bob.
my secret diary. there are pages missing.	Who would do that?
i'm dealing with it, doc. big time. maybe i'll make you a tape tomorrow. goodnight.	Send me a kiss.
laura, you have to deal with all of this.	I'm dealing with it, Doc. Big time. Maybe I'll make you a tape tomorrow. Goodnight.
i already made you two tapes.	Laura, you have to deal with all of this.
did you make me a tape?	I already made you two tapes.
i'm not.	Did you make me a tape?
a little trouble with your parents is the least of your worries and something i am certainly willing to put up with.	I'm not.
i couldn't it was johnny horne's birthday. i promised i'd be with him. i told you not to call me here.	A little trouble with your parents is the least of your worries and something I am certainly willing to put up with.
laura, you didn't come and see me today.	I couldn't it was Johnny Horne's birthday. I promised I'd be with him. I told you not to call me here.
we're on our way, baby.	Let's go all the way.
buy me a ticket to the great went.	We're on our way, Baby.
right on time, baby.	Buy me a ticket to The Great Went.
what? she asked about my father?	But it wasn't him... she was after a huge guy, six foot four with a broken nose. She said he looked just like a boxer. Speaking of sandwiches... I think Bobby was arranging something for you...  Speaking of arrangements...  SPEAKING OF ARRANGEMENTS... Why don't you two come up to the cabin this week? Leo and I know that Santy Claus is coming to town... Thursday.
that's right. she called me. she even asked me what your fathers looked like...	What? She asked about my father?
i am the muffin.	And what a muffin you have.
no "jacques". i am the great went.	I am The Muffin.
hey, jacques...	No "Jacques". I am the Great Went.
baby, you know why? cause it'll never get here.	Hey, Jacques...
see what?	Right. Open your eyes, James. You don't know me. Even Donna doesn't know me. Your Laura disappeared... It's just me now.
you want to see...	See what?
what are you talking about? bobby didn't kill anybody.	You want to see...
bobby killed a guy.	What are you talking about? Bobby didn't kill anybody.
what?	Bobby killed a guy.
when he finds out.	What?
what?	When he finds out.
shit, maybe he'll kill you.	What?
i do love you.  let's get lost together.	Shit, maybe he'll kill you.
say anything you want... i know you love me and i love you.	I do love you.  Let's get lost together.
you mean the ones you pity.	Say anything you want... I know you love me and I love you.
you always hurt the ones you love.	You mean the ones you pity.
"oh, laura..."	You always hurt the ones you love.
oh, laura.	"Oh, Laura..."
everything, but everything.	Oh, Laura.
what is wrong with us?... we have everything.	Everything, but everything.
you know it and i know it.	What is wrong with us?... We have everything.
what do you mean?	You know it and I know it.
that's right. there's no place left to go is there, james?	What do you mean?
what the hell is wrong with you?	That's right. There's no place left to go is there, James?
what's going on?	I just can't, James. I can't do it.
i can't tonight.	What's going on?
what about tonight?	I can't tonight.
okay.  oh god, it's johnny horne's birthday today.	What about tonight?
this afternoon?	Okay.  Oh god, it's Johnny Horne's birthday today.
not now.	This afternoon?
i've got to see you.	Not now.
james...	When am I going to see you?
you're on somethin' again, aren't you?	James...
how can i be together if i'm not together?	You're on somethin' again, aren't you?
we were supposed to be together.	How can I be together if I'm not together?
you were supposed to show up. maybe i wasn't.	We were supposed to be together.
where were you last night? we were supposed to get together. you didn't show up.	You were supposed to show up. Maybe I wasn't.
you're not a turkey. a turkey is one of the dumbest birds on earth.	Gobble, gobble, gobble.
james, you don't know what you are talking about. quit trying to hold on so tight. i'm gone... long gone like a turkey through the corn.	You're not a turkey. A turkey is one of the dumbest birds on earth.
it does matter. we're in love.	James, you don't know what you are talking about. Quit trying to hold on so tight. I'm gone... long gone like a turkey through the corn.
no, it doesn't... just kiss me.	It does matter. We're in love.
why? it does.	No, it doesn't... just kiss me.
yes, i love you. i've told you, but it doesn't really matter.	Why? It does.
laura, do you love me?	Yes, I love you. I've told you, but it doesn't really matter.
laura, i'll meet you at 2:30 after phys. ed.	Okay.
james...	Laura, I'll meet you at 2:30 after phys. ed.
history is on our side, ben. it's no accident that the great explorers were named hennepin, nicollet, marquette.	They were looking for wood.
trees?	Exactment. They are nuts about wood. They get goofy over trees.
you're getting warmer.	Trees?
sex?	You're getting warmer.
you'd think so.	Sex?
eating?	You'd think so.
no.	Eating?
hiking?	No.
no.	Hiking?
boating?	No.
johnny, johnny... let your daddy and your uncle and leland talk.  ben... leland, we can play the french against the norwegians. what do the french love more than anything?	Boating?
i understand.	We throw away the whole head.
i'm not saying it's right or wrong, it's just the way i feel. it's the custom thing i was thinking of. in america we don't use any part of the fish but the meat just to the side of the insides. we throw away the tail, the rest of the insides and the head.	I understand.
i saw a guy eat a fish eye once in seattle. he was digging through his food with his chopsticks for about five minutes till he found the fish eye and he dropped it into his throat. i guess it must have gotten stuck in his uvula because right away he started to have trouble. his throat began to flutter there like there was a wind blowing. and he couldn't swallow and they rushed to him and loosened his collar and they were asking him if he was alright and he started to turn blue and his eyes started to roll back into his head and he still couldn't get the fish eye out and they tried to do a heimlich maneuver. i went over to him as they were preparing to do an emergency tracheotomy. they were over him with a knife when he suddenly shot the fish eye out of his throat and right onto the ceiling. splat! it just stuck up there and spread out. it was about the size of a half dollar. and that's why i don't ever eat fish eyes.	I'm not saying it's right or wrong, it's just the way I feel. It's the custom thing I was thinking of. In America we don't use any part of the fish but the meat just to the side of the insides. We throw away the tail, the rest of the insides and the head.
why wouldn't you eat a fish eye, harry?	I saw a guy eat a fish eye once in Seattle. He was digging through his food with his chopsticks for about five minutes till he found the fish eye and he dropped it into his throat. I guess it must have gotten stuck in his uvula because right away he started to have trouble. His throat began to flutter there like there was a wind blowing. And he couldn't swallow and they rushed to him and loosened his collar and they were asking him if he was alright and he started to turn blue and his eyes started to roll back into his head and he still couldn't get the fish eye out and they tried to do a Heimlich maneuver. I went over to him as they were preparing to do an emergency tracheotomy. They were over him with a knife when he suddenly shot the fish eye out of his throat and right onto the ceiling. Splat! It just stuck up there and spread out. It was about the size of a half dollar. And that's why I don't ever eat fish eyes.
even if it offended someone, i wouldn't eat a fish eye.	Why wouldn't you eat a fish eye, Harry?
fish eyes?	Even if it offended someone, I wouldn't eat a fish eye.
believe me, josie, you would not offend the customs of this country. for instance, i don't eat fish eyes.	Fish eyes?
i don't want to offend the customs of your country.	Believe me, Josie, you would not offend the customs of this country. For instance, I don't eat fish eyes.
what are you afraid of? what people think?	I don't want to offend the customs of your country.
that would be wonderful, but it's only been a year since andrew died.	What are you afraid of? What people think?
josie, i think we should go public.	That would be wonderful, but it's only been a year since Andrew died.
good night, mom.	Good night, sweetheart.
if it's okay with you i'm going to bobby's to do my homework.	It's a school night... back by nine.
ben asked him to stay late to plan for the norwegians.	If it's okay with you I'm going to Bobby's to do my homework.
where's dad?	Ben asked him to stay late to plan for the Norwegians.
sure you do, it's good for you.	Where's Dad?
i hate asparagus.	Sure you do, it's good for you.
my god, i am going to have another breakdown. god, god.	Mom, take it easy.
mom... what are you wearing?	My god, I am going to have another breakdown. God, god.
laura, now i can't find that blue sweater. did you take it again?	Mom... what are you wearing?
i'm sorry, mom.	Now hurry, dinner's almost ready. Your father says he's starving.
oh, honey, you don't have to lie to me. ever. you can tell me anything. i'll understand.	I'm sorry, Mom.
i had to see bobby. i know you really don't like bobby, but there was a problem and i didn't think you would understand.	Oh, honey, you don't have to lie to me. Ever. You can tell me anything. I'll understand.
i was looking for that blue sweater that you borrowed which i found balled up in the bottom of your closet. now why did you lie to me? where did you go?	I had to see Bobby. I know you really don't like Bobby, but there was a problem and I didn't think you would understand.
what were you doing in my room?	I was looking for that blue sweater that you borrowed which I found balled up in the bottom of your closet. Now why did you lie to me? Where did you go?
you lied to me about those school books. i found them upstairs on your bed.	What were you doing in my room?
laura.	What?
i forgot my books at school.	Laura.
sure honey, what's the hurry?	I forgot my books at school.
can i take the car?	Sure honey, what's the hurry?
i always thought you knew it was me.	NO! YOU CAN'T HAVE ME.  KILL ME.
no, you have to kill me.	I always thought you knew it was me.
don't make me do it.	NO, YOU HAVE TO KILL ME.
laura. what's wrong this morning?	Stay away from me.
you know, i did come home, come to think of it, on thursday. i had a severe headache and i was driving in the neighborhood so i just darted in and out of the house.  where were you, laura? i didn't see you?	I was down the street.
oh, i thought i saw you.	You know, I did come home, come to think of it, on Thursday. I had a severe headache and I was driving in the neighborhood so I just darted in and out of the house.  Where were you, Laura? I didn't see you?
no.	Oh, I thought I saw you.
did you come home during the day last week?	No.
yes.	Did you come home during the day last week?
dad?	Yes.
yes.	Dad?
are you sure you're okay?	Yes.
just sit here for a moment. you seem very upset.	Guy just pulls up out of the blue... I mean... what is this world coming to?
we're late to get to your mother.	Just sit here for a moment. You seem very upset.
no.	We're late to get to your mother.
no, you haven't met him. have you met him?	No.
dad... dad... who was that? how do you know him? he looked familiar. have i met him?	No, you haven't met him. Have you met him?
a friend from school.	A special friend?
who was that?	A friend from school.
dad...	Your hands are filthy... look, there is dirt way under this fingernail.
let me see.	Dad...
sit down... sit down... are you hungry?	Not really.
...school's fine...	Sit down... sit down... Are you hungry?
school?	...school's fine...
fine.	School?
hi, honey, how's donna?	Fine.
the norwegians are coming next week and i want you to learn to say what i just learned in norwegian. so you can talk to them. i want you to learn to say, "hello, my name is leland palmer".	But my name isn't Leland Palmer.
hyggelig a mote dem. jeg heter leland palmer.	The Norwegians are coming next week and I want you to learn to say what I just learned in Norwegian. So you can talk to them. I want you to learn to say, "Hello, my name is Leland Palmer".
dad.	Hyggelig a mote dem. Jeg Heter Leland Palmer.
oh, leland, sit down and eat you dinner.	Oh, I'll sit down, but none of us are going to start eating till Laura goes and washes her hands.
how do you know what she doesn't like?	Oh, Leland, sit down and eat you dinner.
leland leave her alone... she doesn't like that. stop it.	How do you know what she doesn't like?
did bobby give you that or is there someone new?	Leland leave her alone... She doesn't like that. Stop it.
how would you know if bobby didn't give her that?	Did Bobby give you that or is there someone new?
bobby didn't give you this?	How would you know if Bobby didn't give her that?
they don't call them lovers in high school, leland.	Bobby didn't give you this?
did you get this from your lover?	They don't call them lovers in high school, Leland.
leland...	Laura didn't wash her hands before dinner.  And look at this.
look at this finger here.	Leland...
leland, what are you doing?	Look at this finger here.
neither is mine. and can't we talk about something serious for a change.	This is serious. Mr. Benjamin Horne's got a delegation of Norwegians coming in next week and I want both of you to learn to introduce yourself. Sarah, you first.
hello, laura. hello sarah. where's my axe?  "i'm hungry".	Oh, Leland.
what's wrong?	Nothing, I chickened out.
i don't know.	That's right.
who am i?	I don't know.
what are you doing?	Who am I?
i can arrange that. i like that.	What are you doing?
soon. how about next time we party with the girlfriends you told me about?	I can arrange that. I like that.
when's the next business trip, big fella?	Soon. How about next time we party with the girlfriends you told me about?
come off it, leo. i'm late for work...	What did you say?
i'm going to show you how to wash this tile and then you're going to do it.	Come off it, Leo. I'm late for work...
as if i didn't know.	I'm going to show you how to wash this tile and then you're going to do it.
that's one thing you are going to learn, shelly, -- how to clean. it takes scrubbing, shelly. there is no easy way. this is where we live, shelly.	As if I didn't know.
anybody can clean the surface of an object, but dirt can find its way anywhere. to really clean, you have to scrub below the surface.  where the dirt is, shelly.	That's one thing you are going to learn, Shelly, -- HOW TO CLEAN. It takes scrubbing, Shelly. There is no easy way. THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE, SHELLY.
lay off the bennies, leo.	Anybody can clean the surface of an object, but dirt can find its way anywhere. To really clean, you have to scrub below the surface.  WHERE THE DIRT IS, SHELLY.
someone who knows how to clean knows where the object was before she started cleaning and then that object goes back to its exact same spot. shelly, i know where everything in this house is. sometimes on the road i mentally go through this whole house and picture where every item is.	Lay off the bennies, Leo.
if leo comes here, he won't believe that i am out doing the "meals on wheels".	Don't worry, Shelly, I'll handle Leo.
come back as soon as you can.	If Leo comes here, he won't believe that I am out doing the "Meals on Wheels".
norma, are you alright?	Come back as soon as you can.
there's no one here.	Norma, are you alright?
you're right. there's no one here.	There's no one here.
what's with that laura? yeah, sure, take a look around. there's no one here anyway.	You're right. There's no one here.
laura just took off. she asked me to do the run today. should i do it?	What's with that Laura? Yeah, sure, take a look around. There's no one here anyway.
i'm kind of busy, norma.	You're not busy, sweetheart, now go.
shelly, would you give laura a quick hand with the "meals on wheels"?	I'm kind of busy, Norma.
yes.	Ah. How did they treat you?
good.  you ever been inside a hospital?	Yes.
i'm fine.	Good.  You ever been inside a hospital?
abrams. yes. how are you today?	I'm fine.
abrams...	Abrams. Yes. How are you today?
mr. abraham...	Abrams...
and so what is the rest of his case aside from dr. thompson?	As far as we know, nothing.
very good.	And so what is the rest of his case aside from Dr. Thompson?
how good's your intelligence?	Very good.
nothing.	How good's your intelligence?
what did he find?	Nothing.
she's the only nurse who isn't testifying for the doctors.	What did he find?
why did he go to see mary rooney?	She's the only nurse who isn't testifying for the Doctors.
i know that answer. if we went to trial would we win?	Yes.
well, of course, it's always dangerous...	I know that answer. If we went to trial would we win?
if we were to go to trial, would we win the case?	Well, of course, it's always dangerous...
all right. but let's keep the price down. i've called ed concannon. he recommends that we continue to respond as if we're going to trial.	If we were to go to trial, would we win the case?
so what i want to do is stop it here. i'm going to make him an offer. i want to do it myself. i want it to come from me.	All right. But let's keep the price down. I've called Ed Concannon. He recommends that we continue to respond as if we're going to trial.
no. absolutely, and we're going to see that it is not.	So what I want to do is stop it here. I'm going to make him an offer. I want to do it myself. I want it to come from me.
i want to settle this thing and be done with it. i don't want the archdiocese exposed.	No. Absolutely, and we're going to see that it is not.
neither does he. that's where he loses. this man's scared to death to go to court. we only have to call his bluff.	I want to settle this thing and be done with it. I don't want the Archdiocese exposed.
no -- we don't want this case in court.	Neither does he. That's where he loses. This man's scared to death to go to court. We only have to call his bluff.
this is a nuisance suit. he's looking for small change. he's asking for six hundred thousand and betting we don't want to go to court.	No -- we don't want this case in court.
...tell me about this case.	This is a nuisance suit. He's looking for small change. He's asking for six hundred thousand and betting we don't want to go to court.
the man's an ambulance chaser...	...tell me about this case.
four cases in three years...	The man's an ambulance chaser...
accused. not indicted. he resigned the firm. divorced nineteen seventy. galvin worked with michael morrissey until morrissey retired in 'seventy- eight. since then he's been on his own. four cases before the circuit court. he lost them all. he drinks.	Four cases in three years...
he was accused of jury tampering.	Accused. Not indicted. He resigned the firm. Divorced nineteen seventy. Galvin worked with Michael Morrissey until Morrissey retired in 'seventy- eight. Since then he's been on his own. Four cases before the Circuit Court. He lost them all. He drinks.
what is the truth?	That that poor girl put her trust in the hands of two men who took her life, she's in a coma, her life is gone. She has no family, she has no home, she's tied to a machine, she has no friends -- and the people who should care for her: her Doctors, and you, and me, have been bought off to look the other way. We have been paid to look the other way. I came in here to take your money.  I brought snapshots to show you. So I could get your money.  I can't take it. If I take it. If I take that money I'm lost. I'm just going to be a rich ambulance chaser.  I can't do it. I can't take it.
and no one will know the truth.	What is the truth?
nothing that we can do can make that woman well.	And no one will know the truth.
yes. it would be.	Nothing that we can do can make that woman well.
that was our insurance company's recommendation.	Yes. It would be.
because it struck me how neatly 'three' went into the amount. two hundred ten thousand. that would mean i keep seventy.	That was our insurance company's recommendation.
yes.	Because it struck me how neatly 'three' went into the amount. Two Hundred Ten Thousand. That would mean I keep seventy.
you thought it was just.	Yes.
we thought it was just.	You thought it was just.
how did you settle on the amount?	We thought it was just.
it's a generous offer, mr. galvin...  ...nothing can make the woman well... but we try to compensate... to make a gesture...	How did you settle on the amount?
they want to settle.  it means a lot of money.	Does that mean I'm back for awhile?
what does it mean?	They want to settle.  It means a lot of money.
that's the call that i'm waiting for.	What does it mean?
this is going to drive the ante up.	Frank Galvin's... who's calling please? Bishop Brophy's office...
...a mrs. doneghy called... i told you that.	This is going to drive the ante up.
to get somebody from a boston hospital to say he'll testify?	...a Mrs. Doneghy called... I told you that.
you know what that would mean?	To get somebody from a Boston hospital to say he'll testify?
it looks that way.	You know what that would mean?
...he wants to testify...?	It looks that way.
mickey told him to call.  'he's some very hotshot surgeon at mass. commonwealth. he wants to meet with you at seven tonight re testimony in the case of deborah ann kaye. you meet him at the hospital.'	...he wants to testify...?
gruber...	Mickey told him to call.  'He's some very hotshot surgeon at Mass. Commonwealth. He wants to meet with you at seven tonight re testimony in the case of Deborah Ann Kaye. You meet him at the hospital.'
...that was a dr. david gruber's office...	Gruber...
...yes. get her on the phone...	...that was a Dr. David Gruber's office...
...here's your mail, call mrs. doneghy...	...yes. Get her on the phone...
mickey told me to come back to work.	...here's your mail, call Mrs. Doneghy...
what are you doing here?	Mickey told me to come back to work.
and why, please tell us, would you think that?	After, after the operation, when that poor girl, she went in a coma. Dr. Towler called me in. He told me he had five difficult deliveries in a row and he was tired, and he never looked at the admittance form.  And he told me to change the form. He told me to change the one to a nine.  Or else, or else, he said...  He said he'd fire me. He said I'd never work again... Who were these men...? Who were these men...? I wanted to be a nurse...
i thought i would need it.	And why, please tell us, would you think that?
...what in the world would induce you to make a photocopy of some obscure record and hold it four years? this is a... why? why would you do that?	I thought I would need it.
you didn't write that figure. and how is it that you remember that so clearly after four years?	Because I kept a copy. I have it right here.
yes, i, yes, i signed it, yes. but i, i didn't write that figure.	You didn't write that figure. And how is it that you remember that so clearly after four years?
you've just said you signed it.	Yes, I, yes, I signed it, yes. But I, I didn't write that figure.
that's not my handwriting.	You've just said you signed it.
you swore on this form that the patient ate nine hours ago.	That's not my handwriting.
i do. yes.	You swore on this form that the patient ate nine hours ago.
'they lied.' indeed! when did they lie? and do you know what a lie is?	I do. Yes.
they lied.	'They lied.' Indeed! When did they lie? And do you know what a lie is?
i...	You know these doctors could have settled out of court. They wanted a trial. They wanted to clear their names.
then, please, which is correct? you've sworn today the patient ate one hour ago. four years ago you swore she ate nine hours ago? which is the lie. when were you lying?	I...
i... yes.	Then, please, which is correct? You've sworn today the patient ate one hour ago. Four years ago you swore she ate nine hours ago? Which is the lie. When were you lying?
and wasn't that an oath...? these are your initials here: k.c. when you signed this chart you took an oath. no less important than that which you took today.  isn't that right?  isn't that right...?	I... yes.
i...	And wasn't that an oath...? These are your initials here: K.C. When you signed this chart you took an oath. No less important than that which you took today.  Isn't that right?  Isn't that right...?
now. i'd like to ask you something: four years ago, when you were working as a nurse, are you aware that drs. towler and marx based their treatment of deborah ann kaye on this chart that you signed...?	I...
yes.	Now. I'd like to ask you something: four years ago, when you were working as a nurse, are you aware that Drs. Towler and Marx based their treatment of Deborah Ann Kaye on this chart that you signed...?
...sworn before god you would tell the truth?	Yes.
yes.	...sworn before God you would tell the truth?
just now...	Yes.
yes.	Just now...
in fact, you've just taken an oath that you would not commit perjury. you've just sworn to that. isn't that right?	Yes.
no.	In fact, you've just taken an oath that you would not commit perjury. You've just sworn to that. Isn't that right?
you would not...?	No.
i wouldn't do it.	You would not...?
yes.  it is a crime. a serious crime.	I wouldn't do it.
it's a crime.	Yes.  It is a crime. A serious crime.
you are aware of the penalties for perjury...?	It's a crime.
i did.	Objection.
i have been practicing medicine for forty-six years and i know when an injustice has been done.	Do you, indeed. I'll bet you do. Fine. Fine. We'll save the court the time. We will admit the Doctor as an 'expert witness,' fine.
sir. yes. when a thing is wrong... as in this case, i am available. i am seventy-four years old, i am not board-certified.	I have been practicing medicine for forty-six years and I know when an injustice has been done.
yes, we've heard that. doctor: you testify quite a bit against other physicians? isn't that right? you, you're available for that? when you're paid to be there?	Sir. Yes. When a thing is wrong... as in this case, I am available. I am seventy-four years old, I am not board-certified.
i'm on the staff of...	Yes, we've heard that. Doctor: you testify quite a bit against other physicians? Isn't that right? You, you're available for that? When you're paid to be there?
uh-huh. still practice a lot of medicine?	I'm on the staff of...
i am seventy-four years old.	Uh-huh. Still practice a lot of medicine?
how old are you?	I am seventy-four years old.
'methodology and techniques of anesthesiology.' yes.	How old are you?
...of anesthesiology?	'Methodology and Techniques of Anesthesiology.' Yes.
meth... methodology and technique...	...of Anesthesiology?
what book is that?	Meth... Methodology and Technique...
through, through his book.	What book is that?
how is that?	Through, through his book.
i know of him.	How is that?
do you know dr. robert towler...?	I know of him.
i'm just an m.d.	Do you know Dr. Robert Towler...?
orthopedics?	I'm just an M.D.
no.	Orthopedics?
neurology?	No.
no.	Neurology?
...i'm sure it is, but this is massachusetts, doctor. certified in internal medicine?	No.
no, i am not. it's quite common in new york state...	...I'm sure it is, but this is Massachusetts, Doctor. Certified in Internal Medicine?
are you board-certified in anesthesiology, doctor?	No, I am not. It's quite common in New York State...
just as you are, sir...	Are you board-certified in anesthesiology, Doctor?
engaged to render an opinion. for a price. is that correct? you're being paid to be here today?	Just as you are, Sir...
that is correct. i was engaged to render an opinion.	Engaged to render an opinion. For a price. Is that correct? You're being paid to be here today?
dr. thompson, just so the jury knows, you never treated deborah ann kaye. is that correct?	That is correct. I was engaged to render an opinion.
objection!	And you would come here, and on a slip of memory four years ago, you'd ruin their lives.
...almost nine minutes... causing brain damage.	Your Honor...! Your Honor...
we've touched on this, his own witness has said...	...almost nine minutes... causing brain damage.
...to get her heartbeat back...?	We've touched on this, his own witness has said...
objection, we've...	...to get her heartbeat back...?
ed concannon.	Frank Galvin. We've met before.
thank you, your honor. further: ms. costello is a rebuttal witness. as a 'surprise witness' she may only serve to rebut direct testimony. as her only evidentiary rebuttal was the admitting form, which has been disallowed i request that her entire testimony be disallowed and the jury advised that they must totally disregard her appearance here.	I'm going to uphold that.
the document is disallowed, the jury will be advised not to consider the testimony of kathy costello regarding the xerox form.  it's unsubstantiated and we can't accept a copy in preference to the original...	Thank you, your Honor. Further: Ms. Costello is a rebuttal witness. As a 'Surprise Witness' she may only serve to rebut direct testimony. As her only evidentiary rebuttal was the admitting form, which has been disallowed I request that her entire testimony be disallowed and the jury advised that they must totally disregard her appearance here.
...one moment, mr. concannon...	The document is disallowed, the jury will be advised not to consider the testimony of Kathy Costello regarding the Xerox form.  It's unsubstantiated and we can't accept a copy in preference to the original...
thank you, your honor. we object to the copy of the admissions form as incompetent and essentially hearsay evidence and cite mcgee versus state of indiana, u.s. 131 point 2 and 216 through 25 of the uniform code: 'the admission of a duplicate document in preference to an existing original must presuppose the possibility of alteration and so must be disallowed.' and, your honor, having given the plaintiff the leeway we would like your ruling on this issue now: we object to the admission of the xerox form.	...one moment, Mr. Concannon...
no further questions.	You may step down.
objection! this is ri... expect us to accept a photocopy, we have the original right...	I'll rule on that presently.  Proceed.
nothing further, your honor.	Mr. Galvin, rebuttal?
mr. concannon...?	Nothing further, your Honor.
huh!	My doctors didn't want a settlement at any price. They wanted this cleared up in court. They want their vindication. I agree with them. But for today the offer stands. Before we begin the publicity of a trial. For today only.  When I walk out that door the offer is withdrawn.  As long as you understand that.  It's got to be that way.
your honor, bishop brophy and the archdiocese have offered plaintiff two hundred and ten thousand dollars.	Huh!
my god, we tried to save her... you can't know... you can't know...	Tell us.
you reached down into death. now, isn't that right?	My God, we tried to save her... You can't know... You can't know...
yes!	You reached down into death. Now, isn't that right?
...to save her and to save the baby. is that...	Yes!
...we did everything we could...	...to save her and to save the baby. Is that...
...a patient riddled with complications, questionable information on her, on her admitting form...	...We did everything we could...
yes.	...A patient riddled with complications, questionable information on her, on her admitting form...
...you brought thirty years of medical experience to bear. isn't that what you did?	Yes.
well, we...	...You brought thirty years of medical experience to bear. Isn't that what you did?
and what did your team do...	Well, we...
that's right.	And what did your team do...
...and her heart stopped and she wasn't getting oxygen.	That's right.
she'd aspirated vomitus into her mask...	She THREW UP IN HER MASK. Let's cut the bullshit. Say it: She THREW UP IN HER MASK.
tell me one?	She'd aspirated vomitus into her mask...
well, many reasons, actually...	Tell me one?
why wasn't she getting oxygen...?	Well, many reasons, actually...
it's a common medical expression, it's a crash program to restore the heartbeat. dr. marx cut an airway in her trachea, to get her oxygen, her and the baby... ms. nevins...	Why wasn't she getting oxygen...?
'code blue,' what does that mean...?	It's a common medical expression, it's a crash program to restore the heartbeat. Dr. Marx cut an airway in her trachea, to get her oxygen, her and the baby... Ms. Nevins...
we went to code blue...	'Code Blue,' what does that mean...?
what did these people do when her heart stopped?	We went to Code Blue...
mary rooney, the obstetrical nurse...	What did these people do when her heart stopped?
ms. nevins, nurse-anesthetist; dr. marx, of course...	Mary Rooney, the obstetrical nurse...
dr. towler, who was in the operating room with you?	Ms. Nevins, nurse-anesthetist; Dr. Marx, of course...
thank you. when debby...	Dr. Towler, who was in the operating room with you?
anything special about the case?	When she...
yes.	Anything special about the case?
you were there to help dr. marx deliver her baby. were you not?	Yes.
yes.	You were there to help Dr. Marx deliver her baby. Were you not?
answer affirmatively. simply. keep those answers to three words. you weren't 'part of a group,' you were her anesthesiologist. isn't that right?	Yes.
...i was one of a group of...	Answer affirmatively. Simply. Keep those answers to three words. You weren't 'part of a group,' you were her anesthesiologist. Isn't that right?
you were the anesthesiologist at her delivery may twelfth, nineteen seventy...	...I was one of a group of...
i was her doctor.	You were the anesthesiologist at her delivery May twelfth, nineteen seventy...
say it.	I was her doctor.
yes.	Say it.
whatever the 'truth' is, let's hear that. you were her doctor.	Yes.
don't equivocate. be positive. just tell the truth.	Whatever the 'truth' is, let's hear that. You were her doctor.
no, actually, she was referred to me. she was dr. hagman's patient...	Don't equivocate. Be positive. Just tell the truth.
if i could accept the offer right now, i would.  they took it back.	I understand.  I went to the Bar Association. They tell me you're going to be disbarred.
you guys, you guys, you're all the same. the doctors at the hospital, you... it's 'what i'm going to do for you'; but you screw up it's 'we did the best that we could. i'm dreadfully sorry...' and people like me live with your mistakes the rest of our lives.	If I could accept the offer right now, I would.  They took it back.
i'm going to win this case... mist... mr. doneghy... i'm going to the jury with a solid case, a famous doctor as an expert witness, and i'm going to win eight hundred thousand dollars.	You guys, you guys, you're all the same. The Doctors at the hospital, you... it's 'What I'm going to do for you'; but you screw up it's 'We did the best that we could. I'm dreadfully sorry...' And people like me live with your mistakes the rest of our lives.
what you thought!? what you thought... i'm a workingman, i'm trying to get my wife out of town, we hired you, we're paying you, i got to find out from the other side they offered two hundred...	I'm going to win this case... Mist... Mr. Doneghy... I'm going to the Jury with a solid case, a famous doctor as an expert witness, and I'm going to win eight hundred thousand dollars.
i swear to you i wouldn't have turned the offer down unless i thought that i could win the case...	What you thought!? What you thought... I'm a workingman, I'm trying to get my wife out of town, we hired you, we're paying you, I got to find out from the other side they offered two hundred...
you ruined my life, mister... me and my wife... and i am going to ruin yours...  you don't have to go out there to see that girl. we been going four years.  four years... my wife's been crying herself to sleep what they, what, what they did to her sister.	I swear to you I wouldn't have turned the offer down unless I thought that I could win the case...
it's all right, mickey.	You ruined my life, Mister... Me and my wife... and I am going to ruin yours...  You don't have to go out there to see that girl. We been going four years.  Four years... my wife's been crying herself to sleep what they, what, what they did to her sister.
i'm going to have you disbarred. i'm going to have your ticket. you know what you did? do you know what you did?	It's all right, Mickey.
hold on a second.	I'm going to have you disbarred. I'm going to have your ticket. You know what you did? Do you know what you did?
you said you're gonna call me up. you didn't call me up. who do you think you are?  who do you think you are...?	Hold on a second.
what is this going to cost?	It's completely done on a contingency basis. That means whatever the settlement is I retain one-third... that is, of course, the usual arrangement...
i completely understand...	We just...
...we told them we didn't want it to come out this way.	I completely understand...
i doubt we'll have to go to trial...	...we told them we didn't want it to come out this way.
...the archdiocese called up, they said who was our attorney, 'cause the case is coming to trial...	I doubt we'll have to go to trial...
...that's all right.	I was telling your wife, we have a very good case here.
please sit down. i told your wife. i'm sorry that we have to meet out here. i've got a case coming in two days in the superior court and my office is a mess of papers.	...that's all right.
you sure you don't want me to stay on.	No. No. Thank you. You go home.
yes... i... yes.	You sure you don't want me to stay on.
you know... sometimes people can surprise you. sometimes they have a great capacity to hear the truth.	Yes... I... yes.
no. no thank you, doctor. you go home.	You know... sometimes people can surprise you. Sometimes they have a great capacity to hear the truth.
i'm afraid that's not true.  will you want me to stay on till monday?	No. No thank you, Doctor. You go home.
no, you did fine.	I'm afraid that's not true.  Will you want me to stay on till Monday?
i didn't do too well for you.	No, you did fine.
now, dr. towler's testified that they restored the heartbeat within three or four minutes. in your opinion is his estimate correct?	It's my opinion it took him much longer. Nine... ten minutes. There's too much brain damage.
cardiac arrest. during delivery her heart stopped. when the heart stops the brain's deprived of oxygen. you get brain damage. that is why she's in the state she's in today.	Now, Dr. Towler's testified that they restored the heartbeat within three or four minutes. In your opinion is his estimate correct?
in your opinion, what happened to deborah ann kaye?	Cardiac arrest. During delivery her heart stopped. When the heart stops the brain's deprived of oxygen. You get brain damage. That is why she's in the state she's in today.
dr. thompson. from your review of the hospital records of may twelfth nineteen seventy-six.	In your opinion, what happened to Deborah Ann Kaye?
these people play very rough. they don't want to lose this case. there's a lot of pressure they can bring to bear, i...	There's nothing they can do to me.
...what difference would...	These people play very rough. They don't want to lose this case. There's a lot of pressure they can bring to bear, I...
...apartment.  no, no. please. you don't know who we're dealing with, i, please believe me, they...	...What difference would...
...i made a reservation at...	...apartment.  No, no. Please. You don't know who we're dealing with, I, please believe me, they...
yes. yes. i think so. i hope you'll be comfortable. i'm putting you up at my...	...I made a reservation at...
from what i've seen, mr. galvin, you have a very good case...	Yes. Yes. I think so. I hope you'll be comfortable. I'm putting you up at my...
i'm going to take you to the home to see the girl...	From what I've seen, Mr. Galvin, you have a very good case...
that's what i'd planned to...	I'm going to take you to the home to see the girl...
i have some errands to run, and then i thought we'd spend the evening...	That's what I'd planned to...
dr. thompson...?	It was good of you to meet...
the doctors were not negligent.	I... um...
i... given the limits of your question, that's correct.	The Doctors were not negligent.
then you're saying there's no negligence, based on my question?	I... given the limits of your question, that's correct.
i... in that small context i would have... i would have to say 'no.'	Then you're saying there's no negligence, based on my question?
are you saying that a failure to restore the heartbeat within nine minutes in itself constitutes bad medical practice?	Well...
'code blue'...	It's a common medical term.
then what good would it do to ruin the reputation of two men, to help a girl whose life's not going to be changed in the least? you know what code blue means?	'Code Blue'...
actually, yes. it's by no means bad, i...	Then what good would it do to ruin the reputation of two men, to help a girl whose life's not going to be changed in the least? You know what CODE BLUE means?
she getting good care over there?	Actually, yes. It's by no means bad, I...
...i made a detailed physical examination of the patient, sir, yesterday evening, i...	She getting good care over there?
easthampton hospital for women. excuse me, what is that, a joke? let me tell you something, doctor, those men at catherine laboure. men who are known not only in this city, but the world, were trying to save a woman's life. they were there, and here you are, four years later, read some hospital report, and say...	...I made a detailed physical examination of the patient, Sir, yesterday evening, I...
i am on the staff of...	Easthampton Hospital for Women. Excuse me, what is that, a joke? Let me tell you something, Doctor, those men at Catherine Laboure. Men who are known not only in this city, but the world, were trying to save a woman's life. They were there, and here you are, four years later, read some hospital report, and say...
what qualifies you as an expert in anesthetics?	I am on the staff of...
i am seventy-four years old.	What qualifies you as an expert in anesthetics?
is that what a good doctor would do? how old are you, please?	I am seventy-four years old.
...she went in complaining of stomach cramps. good doctor would have doubted the information on the chart.	Is that what a good doctor would do? How old are you, please?
...that's what the sister said. the chart said she ate nine hours prior to...	...she went in complaining of stomach cramps. Good doctor would have doubted the information on the chart.
her sister said she ate one hour prior to admittance... she...	...that's what the sister said. The chart said she ate nine hours prior to...
why is that?	Her sister said she ate one hour prior to admittance... she...
they gave her the wrong anesthetic.	Why is that?
negligent. yes... it would have been criminal. but that was not the case.	Thank you.
if she had eaten, say one hour prior to admission, the inducement of a general anesthetic... the type you gave her... would have been negligent...?	Negligent. Yes... it would have been criminal. But that was not the case.
she threw up in her mask, yes. but she hadn't eaten one hour prior to admission.	If she had eaten, say one hour prior to admission, the inducement of a general anesthetic... the type you gave her... would have been negligent...?
...page 414, 'if a patient has taken nourishment within one hour prior to inducement, general anesthetic should be avoided at all costs because of the grave risk the patient will aspirate food particles into his mask.' is that what happened to deborah ann kaye? she aspirated into her mask?	She threw up in her mask, yes. But she hadn't eaten one hour prior to admission.
yes.	...Page 414, 'If a patient has taken nourishment within one hour prior to inducement, general anesthetic should be avoided at all costs because of the grave risk the patient will aspirate food particles into his mask.' Is that what happened to Deborah Ann Kaye? She aspirated into her mask?
and you wrote that...	Yes.
i. yes. it is.	And you wrote that...
'practice and methodology in anaesthesia.' general textbook on the subject. is that correct?	I. Yes. It is.
yes. i wrote it.	'Practice and Methodology in Anaesthesia.' General textbook on the subject. Is that correct?
dr. towler; page 406, 'contraindications to general anesthetic. ideally a patient should refrain from taking nourishment up to nine hours prior to induction of general anesthetic.' does that sound familiar?	Yes. I wrote it.
uh, why, why are you doing this?	To do right. Isn't that why you're doing it?
...that's perfectly all right.	Uh, why, why are you doing this?
thank you...	...that's perfectly all right.
i understand.	...the case with anyone. And I'll meet you Tuesday, and we'll go over your testimony...
we have to... we... we have to keep you under wraps. please don't, don't discuss...	I understand.
the hospital is owned by the archdioceses of...	What are they going to do? Not invite me to their Birthday party...?  Look, I gotta go. I have to be in Cambridge...
the most respected...	Whose side are you arguing...? I thought that you wanted to do something. I don't have any interest in the woman's 'estate' -- No offense, but we all know where the money's going to... I have an interest in the Hospital; and I don't want those bozos working in the same shop as me. They gave her the wrong anesthetic. They turned the girl into a vegetable. They killed her and they killed her kid. You caught 'em. Now: how many others did they kill?
i read the file. yeah. marx and towler. i know who they were.	The most respected...
do you know who her doctors were?	I read the file. Yeah. Marx and Towler. I know who they were.
her doctors murdered her. they gave her the wrong anesthetic and they put her in the hospital for life.  her doctors murdered her.	Do you know who her doctors were?
i'm sorry...?	Her doctors murdered her. They gave her the wrong anesthetic and they put her in the hospital for life.  Her doctors murdered her.
her doctors killed her.	I'm sorry...?
uh... in the, well, in the interests of her family... you, dr. gruber, you know, you can never tell what a jury is going to do. st. catherine's a very well thought of institution. her doctors...	Her doctors killed her.
why?	Uh... in the, well, in the interests of her family... you, Dr. Gruber, you know, you can never tell what a jury is going to do. St. Catherine's a very well thought of institution. Her doctors...
yes.	Why?
you're going to settle out of court?	Yes.
yes.	You're going to settle out of court?
...and you're going to do that?	Yes.
the archdiocese called, they want to settle... her estate...	...and you're going to do that?
right. who called?	The Archdiocese called, they want to settle... her estate...
they called, they're going to settle, what i want to do is build up as much...	Right. Who called?
...deborah ann kaye...	They called, they're going to settle, what I want to do is build up as much...
...deborah ann kaye...	...Deborah Ann Kaye...
i read the hospital report on your client.	...Deborah Ann Kaye...
that's perfectly all right. i'm kind of rushed. do you mind if we walk while we talk?	I read the hospital report on your client.
i appreciate -- a man as busy as --	That's perfectly all right. I'm kind of rushed. Do you mind if we walk while we talk?
yes? galvin, right?	I appreciate -- a man as busy as --
dr. gruber...	Yes? Galvin, right?
a single hour.	Yes.
i did.	A single hour.
and did you write the numeral 'one' down on the record, standing for one hour?	I did.
yes.	And did you write the numeral 'one' down on the record, standing for one hour?
one hour.	Yes.
she said she had a full meal one hour before coming to the hospital.	One hour.
what did she say?	She said she had a full meal one hour before coming to the hospital.
yes.	What did she say?
d'you ask the patient when did she last eat?	Yes.
kathy costello. that's my maiden name.	D'you ask the patient when did she last eat?
these are your initials, 'k.c.'?	Kathy Costello. That's my maiden name.
yes.	These are your initials, 'K.C.'?
you were the admitting nurse at st. catherine laboure hospital on may twelfth, nineteen seventy-six, the night deborah ann kaye was admitted...	Yes.
yes...	You were the Admitting Nurse at St. Catherine Laboure Hospital on May twelfth, nineteen seventy-six, the night Deborah Ann Kaye was admitted...
kathy price...	Yes...
i used to be a nurse.	That's a wonderful profession. My daughter-in-law's a nurse. What did you do, stop?
yes.	I used to be a nurse.
mrs. simmonds.	Yes.
mrs...	Mrs. Simmonds.
who told you that?	Mrs...
you're really...  you, are you the one they told me was the nurse?	Who told you that?
thank you.	You're really...  You, are you the one they told me was the nurse?
four. you're great with these kids.	Thank you.
how old is he?	Four. You're great with these kids.
uh-huh. my nephew's going to be staying with us in a few months, so i stopped by.	How old is he?
you live in the neighborhood?	Uh-huh. My nephew's going to be staying with us in a few months, so I stopped by.
i've been meaning to come in a long time.	You live in the neighborhood?
hi. how are you doing?	I've been meaning to come in a long time.
hi.	Hi. How are you doing?
exception!	Noted. Thank you.  Miss Costello was a rebuttal witness. Her sole rebuttal was the document, which has been disallowed...
overruled...	Exception!
i object, your honor...	Overruled...
nothing further, your honor...	Mr. Concannon...?
damn right i'm done. i'm going to ask for a mistrial and i'm going to request that you disqualify yourself from sitting on this case. i'm going to take a transcript to the state and ask that they impeach your ass.	You aren't going to get a mistrial, boy. We're going back this afternoon, we're going to try this case to an end. Now you get out of here before I call the Bailiff and have you thrown in jail.
are you done?	Damn right I'm done. I'm going to ask for a mistrial and I'm going to request that you disqualify yourself from sitting on this case. I'm going to take a transcript to the State and ask that they impeach your ass.
and don't give me this shit, 'i was a lawyer, too.' 'cause i know who you were. you couldn't hack it as a lawyer. you were bag man for the boys and you still are. i know who you are.	Are you done?
galvin, look, many years ago...	And don't give me this shit, 'I was a lawyer, too.' 'Cause I know who you were. You couldn't hack it as a lawyer. You were Bag Man for the Boys and you still are. I know who you are.
no, no, you listen to me. all i wanted in this case is an even shake. you rushed me into court in five days... my star witness disappears, i can't get a continuance, and i don't give a damn. i'm going up there and i'm going to try it. let the jury decide. they told me sweeney he's a hard- ass, he's a defendant's judge. i don't care. i said, the hell with it. the hell with it. i'll take my chances he'll be fair.	Galvin, look, many years ago...
listen to me, fella...	No, no, you listen to me. All I wanted in this case is an even shake. You rushed me into court in five days... my star witness disappears, I can't get a continuance, and I don't give a damn. I'm going up there and I'm going to try it. Let the Jury decide. They told me Sweeney he's a hard- ass, he's a defendant's judge. I don't care. I said, the hell with it. The hell with it. I'll take my chances he'll be fair.
i'm an attorney on trial before the bar. representing my client. my client, do you understand? you open your mouth and you're losing my case for me.	Listen to me, fella...
i got a letter from the judge advocate's office on you today, fella, you're on your way out... they should have kicked you out on that lillibridge case. now this is it today.	I'm an attorney on trial before the bar. Representing my client. My client, do you understand? You open your mouth and you're losing my case for me.
if i may be permitted to question my own witness in my own way...	I'd just like to get to the point, Mr. Galvin. Let's not waste these people's time. Answer the question, Mr. Witness. Please. Would a nine minute lapse in restoring the heartbeat in and of itself be negligence?
yes, mr. galvin?	If I may be permitted to question my own witness in my own way...
what?	I believe that's the law... is it not, Mr. Galvin...?
sustained. yes. the witness will confine his testimony to review of the hospital records.	What?
do we have time this morning to...  all right. mr. galvin, you want to continue now, or we can resume with dr. thompson this afternoon.	Thank you, your Honor, I'll continue. Dr. Thompson. Did you examine Deborah Ann Kaye last night at The Northern Chronic Care Facility?
ready, your honor.	Defense...?
is the plaintiff ready?	Ready, your Honor.
i could subpoena him if i had a week.	I don't have a week. This case never should have come to trial. You know better. You're Mr. Independent. You want to be independent? Be independent now. I've got no sympathy for you.
that happens.	I could subpoena him if I had a week.
i had a witness disappear on me.	That happens.
you should have taken their offer. especially if you were unprepared.	I had a witness disappear on me.
i need an extension for my case.	You should have taken their offer. Especially if you were unprepared.
that's perfectly all right.	I need an extension for my case.
thank you for seeing me.	That's perfectly all right.
what is it?	Thank you for seeing me.
and it seems to me, a fella's trying to come back, he'd take this settlement, and get a record for himself.  i myself would take it and run like a thief.	I'm sure you would.
i wasn't disbarred, they dropped the pro...	And it seems to me, a fella's trying to come back, he'd take this settlement, and get a record for himself.  I myself would take it and run like a thief.
...that's true. sometimes they change, sometimes they don't. now, i remember back to when you were disbarred...	I wasn't disbarred, they dropped the pro...
...things change.	...that's true. Sometimes they change, sometimes they don't. Now, I remember back to when you were disbarred...
that's it...?  come on, guys... life is too short...  you tell me if you're playing 'chicken,' or you mean it.  frank: i don't think i'm talking out of school, but i just heard someone offer you two hundred grand... and that's a lot of money... and if i may say, you haven't got the best of records.	...things change.
my client can't walk, your honor.	I know full well she can't, Frank. You see the Padre on your way out and he'll punch your ticket. You follow me? I'm trying to help you.
i'm sure it is, frank: and let me tell you something. if we find it so complex, how in the hell you think you're going to make a jury understand it?  see my point? let's talk a minute. frank: what will you and your client take right now this very minute to walk out of here and let this damn thing drop?	My client can't walk, your Honor.
this is a complicated case, your honor...	I'm sure it is, Frank: and let me tell you something. If we find it so complex, how in the hell you think you're going to make a jury understand it?  See my point? Let's talk a minute. Frank: what will you and your client take right now this very minute to walk out of here and let this damn thing drop?
now, have you boys tried to resolve your little difficulty because that certainly would save the commonwealth a lot of time and bother.	This is a complicated case, your Honor...
why is that?	I was held up.
yessir. i'm sorry.	Why is that?
i have to talk to you.	Call the A.M.A.  ...I can't talk now.  ...tell them you're Dr. Somebody... you have to find this nurse...
thank you.	I have to talk to you.
what are you going to do?	I don't have a goddamned idea.
no.	What are you going to do?
is it over?	No.
no... no...	Yes.  We've all got to let go.
you're pressuring yourself...	No... no...
stop pressuring me...	You're pressuring yourself...
joe...  joe...	Stop pressuring me...
what is that to you...?	What would you like it to be to me...? I, I, I can't invest in failure.
what is your wife's picture doing by the side of your...	What is that to you...?
it's over!	What is your wife's picture doing by the side of your...
oh, yes, i do, joe. believe me. you say you're going to lose. is it my fault? listen! the damned case doesn't start until tomorrow and already it's over for you!	It's over!
you, you don't under...	Oh, yes, I do, Joe. Believe me. You say you're going to lose. Is it my fault? Listen! The damned case doesn't start until tomorrow and already it's over for you!
you're like a kid, you're coming in here like it's saturday night, you want me to say that you've got a fever -- you don't have to go to school...	You, you don't under...
if i don't 'grow up...'	You're like a kid, you're coming in here like it's Saturday night, you want me to say that you've got a fever -- you don't have to go to school...
not if you don't grow up...	If I don't 'grow up...'
is there going to be a later...?	Not if you don't grow up...
maybe i'll tell you later.	Is there going to be a later...?
and what makes you so tough?	Maybe I'll tell you later.
you told me so. maybe you'd get some sympathy. you came to the wrong place.	And what makes you so tough?
who told you that?	You told me so. Maybe you'd get some sympathy. You came to the wrong place.
you want me to tell you it's your fault? it probably is. what are you going to do about it?  i thought it's not over till the jury comes in.	Who told you that?
i...	You want me to tell you it's your fault? It probably is. What are you going to do about it?  I thought it's not over till the jury comes in.
you do what you want. you want to leave... you want to go kill yourself?	I...
i... do you want me to leave?	You do what you want. You want to leave... You want to go kill yourself?
well, then what are you doing here?	I... do you want me to leave?
yes.	Well, then what are you doing here?
and it's over...?	Yes.
that's what i am.	And it's over...?
you're talking like a drunk.	That's what I am.
that's not the question. it's over.  do you think that it's my fault? if i'd... if i'd... i never should have taken it. there was no way that i was going to win.	You're talking like a drunk.
isn't there something you...	That's not the question. It's over.  Do you think that it's my fault? If I'd... if I'd... I never should have taken it. There was no way that I was going to win.
do you think it's my fault?	Isn't there something you...
you're going to stay here...?	Yes.
you can't work if you can't think. you get in bed. it's all right. i'll stay here with you. it's all right. come on...	You're going to stay here...?
i've got to work.	You can't work if you can't think. You get in bed. It's all right. I'll stay here with you. It's all right. Come on...
why don't you get some rest?	I've got to work.
no, no, i'm just...	Why don't you get some rest?
do you want me to go...?	No, no, I'm just...
i've got to work...	Do you want me to go...?
...and is that serious?	I've got to work...
they, uh, they got to my witness.	...and is that serious?
what happened...?	They, uh, they got to my witness.
we, we... no... we just had a small reversal in the case...  i have some, uh... i have some work to do...	What happened...?
is this a bad time.	We, we... No... we just had a small reversal in the case...  I have some, uh... I have some work to do...
what...?	Is this a bad time.
would you like me to leave...?  is this a bad time -- ?	What...?
and is that what you're going to do?  is that what you're going to do...?	That's what I'm going to try to do.
maybe i can do something right.	And is that what you're going to do?  Is that what you're going to do...?
maybe what?	Maybe I can do something right.
they might. yes. that's the point... is that they might... you see, the jury wants to believe. they're all cynics, sure, because they want to believe. i have to go in there tomorrow to find twelve people to hear this case. i'm going to see a hundred people and pick twelve. and every one of them it's written on their face, 'this is a sham. there is no justice...' but in their heart they're saying, 'maybe... maybe...'	Maybe what?
and are they going to get it?	They might. Yes. That's the point... is that they might... you see, the jury wants to believe. They're all cynics, sure, because they want to believe. I have to go in there tomorrow to find twelve people to hear this case. I'm going to see a hundred people and pick twelve. And every one of them it's written on their face, 'This is a sham. There is no justice...' but in their heart they're saying, 'Maybe... maybe...'
jimmy!  that's why the court exists. the court doesn't exist to give them justice, eh? but to give them a chance at justice.	And are they going to get it?
i think i will.	Jimmy!  That's why the court exists. The court doesn't exist to give them justice, eh? But to give them a chance at justice.
the weak, the weak have got to have somebody to fight for them. isn't that the truth? you want another drink?	I think I will.
what if it wasn't you that i came back to see?	You just got lucky.  D'you eat yet? Come on.
my name's frank. and furthermore, you came back to see me tonight.	What if it wasn't you that I came back to see?
laura.	My name's Frank. And furthermore, you came back to see me tonight.
a brick house says you divorced him. i'll put you on your honor. bet you a hundred dollars against you join me for dinner. and i'll take your word for it. now you tell me the truth. because you cannot lie to me. what's your name?	Laura.
who says i'm the one that called it off?	A brick house says you divorced him. I'll put you on your honor. Bet you a hundred dollars against you join me for dinner. And I'll take your word for it. Now you tell me the truth. Because you cannot lie to me. What's your name?
oh, actually it was. then why'd you call it off?	Who says I'm the one that called it off?
yes. it was, actually.	Oh, actually it was. Then why'd you call it off?
really. how wonderful for you.	Yes. It was, actually.
my ex-husband was a lawyer.	Really. How wonderful for you.
i'm a lawyer.	My ex-husband was a lawyer.
and what are you? a cop?	I'm a lawyer.
what hotel are you staying at?	And what are you? A cop?
the tv didn't work.	What Hotel are you staying at?
why?	The TV didn't work.
i changed my room at the hotel.	Why?
i changed my life today. what did you do?	I changed my room at the Hotel.
still looking.	I changed my life today. What did you do?
d'you find an apartment?	Still looking.
yes, we know that you do. i have it in my files. that's at the manhattan health center...	No. At Chelsea Childcare. Okay. Look, call me Monday, hey? I'm late for work.
we get it at work. we get the magazine at work.	Yes, we know that you do. I have it in my files. That's at the Manhattan Health Center...
we have a renew-your-subscription offer...	We get it at work. We get the magazine at work.
missus...	We have a renew-your-subscription offer...
that's why i'm calling, miss price...	Missus...
my subscription lapsed three years ago...	That's why I'm calling, Miss Price...
we find that your subscription lapsed...	My subscription lapsed three years ago...
kathy price.	We find that your subscription lapsed...
pardon?	Kathy Price.
yes. price...	Pardon?
this is miss costello...?	Yes. Price...
how come you're calling me from...?	This is Miss Costello...?
this is mr. wallace in subscriptions?	How come you're calling me from...?
from the magazine?	This is Mr. Wallace in Subscriptions?
i'm calling from professional nurse quarterly...	From the magazine?
if you're selling something, i'm late for work...	I'm calling from Professional Nurse Quarterly...
hello, i'm calling from...	If you're selling something, I'm late for work...
mr. galvin's...	Let me talk to Mickey.
i can't guarantee that...	I understand. Thank you, my name is Galvin. I'll be at the following number in a half an hour. It's urgent.
...would you, would you call him up. i'll give you my number, and ask him...	I can't guarantee that...
i'm sorry, sir, we're not allowed...	...Would you, would you call him up. I'll give you my number, and ask him...
i have to reach him. this is an emergency. could you give me his home number?	I'm sorry, Sir, we're not allowed...
business hours are over, sir. this is the switch...	I have to reach him. This is an emergency. Could you give me his home number?
mr. alito, please.	Business hours are over, Sir. This is the switch...
continental casualty...	Mr. Alito, please.
you think i'm pushy now, wait 'til i get you on the stand...	Well, maybe you better do that, then.  You know you guys are all the same. You don't care who gets hurt. You're a bunch of whores. You'd do anything for a dollar. You got no loyalty... no nothing... you're a bunch of whores.
you know, you're pushy, fella...	You think I'm pushy now, wait 'til I get you on the stand...
then why don't you testify?	You know, you're pushy, fella...
i don't owe them a goddamn thing.	Then why don't you testify?
i do. who is it? the doctors. what do you owe them?	I don't owe them a goddamn thing.
who says that i'm protecting anyone?	I do. Who is it? The Doctors. What do you owe them?
who are you protecting, then?	Who says that I'm protecting anyone?
i didn't do it, mister.	Who are you protecting, then?
who put my client in the hospital for life.	I didn't do it, Mister.
and ask me what?	Who put my client in the hospital for life.
i can subpoena you, you know. i can get you up there on the stand.	And ask me what?
then why aren't you testifying for their side?	I can subpoena you, you know. I can get you up there on the stand.
nothing happened.	Then why aren't you testifying for their side?
you know what happened.	Nothing happened.
i've got nothing to say to you.	You know what happened.
i want someone who was in the o.r. we're going to win the case, there's no question of that. it's just a matter of how big...	I've got nothing to say to you.
...you got your doctor's testimony. why do you need me?	I want someone who was in the O.R. We're going to win the case, there's no question of that. It's just a matter of how big...
he's the assistant chief of anesthesiology, massachusetts commonwealth. he says your doctors, towler and marx, put my girl in the hospital for life. and we can prove that. what we don't know is why. what went on in there? in the o.r. that's what we'd like to know. something went wrong. and you know what it was. they gave her the wrong anesthetic. what happened? the phone rang... someone got distracted... what?	...you got your doctor's testimony. Why do you need me?
no.	He's the Assistant Chief of Anesthesiology, Massachusetts Commonwealth. He says your doctors, Towler and Marx, put my girl in the hospital for life. And we can prove that. What we don't know is why. What went on in there? In the O.R. That's what we'd like to know. Something went wrong. And you know what it was. They gave her the wrong anesthetic. What happened? The phone rang... someone got distracted... what?
i'll just take a minute. deborah ann kaye. you know what i'm talking about. the case is going to trial. our chief witness is a dr. david gruber, you know who he is?	No.
i told the guy i didn't want to talk to...	I'll just take a minute. Deborah Ann Kaye. You know what I'm talking about. The case is going to trial. Our chief witness is a Dr. David Gruber, you know who he is?
i'm joe galvin, i'm representing deborah ann kaye, case against st. catherine laboure.	I told the guy I didn't want to talk to...
are we going to win?  we have, you know, other tactics, though...	Yes.
we, yes. yes. they, they present their side, and i get the same chance. to cross-examine... to... to...	Are we going to win?  We have, you know, other tactics, though...
what does it mean?  i... i mean we, you have other tactics...	We, yes. Yes. They, they present their side, and I get the same chance. To cross-examine... to... to...
we just can't do it anymore.  this is our chance to get away.	I'm going to see you get that chance.
he saw her at the northern care...	...and I have inquiries out to doctors, experts in the field... there is, of course, a problem getting a doctor to testify that another doctor's negligent...
...i understand...	...But Dick, he's looking for two years in Tucson... and they called him up and said to come out. He's a good man. He's only trying to do what's right.
my doctor told me that i got to move out west... that's when we filed in court. we didn't want to sue...	...I understand...
...i understand...	My doctor told me that I got to move out West... that's when we filed in court. We didn't want to sue...
i don't want to leave her. dick... the, the... and father laughlin, he said that it was god's will...	...I understand...
...fifty thousand dollars?	I don't want to leave her. Dick... the, the... and Father Laughlin, he said that it was God's will...
you know how beautiful she was?  her husband left her, and he took her kids... they, they, they'd let you die in there. they don't care. nobody cares. the patriot home, the chronic care... in arlington...? they'd take her in. perpetual care. they'd take her. fifty thousand dollars they want. an endowment.	...fifty thousand dollars?
yes. yes, i have.	You know how beautiful she was?  Her husband left her, and he took her kids... They, they, they'd let you die in there. They don't care. Nobody cares. The Patriot Home, the Chronic Care... in Arlington...? They'd take her in. Perpetual care. They'd take her. Fifty thousand dollars they want. An endowment.
...you saw her?	Yes. Yes, I have.
...i know. i went...	...You saw her?
but what can we do? she don't know who's visiting her...	...I know. I went...
...i'm sure you do...	But what can we do? She don't know who's visiting her...
...we, we love her, dick and me...	...I'm sure you do...
a healthy young woman goes into the hospital to deliver her third child, she's given the wrong anesthetic...	...we, we love her, Dick and me...
it's not a good case. it's a very good case.	A healthy young woman goes into the hospital to deliver her third child, she's given the wrong anesthetic...
it's locked.	It's locked?
i'm... mrs. doneghy? i'm frank galvin... why didn't you go in?	It's locked.
no, no, no. i have to talk to him. if i can only call him...	He's... you can't reach him, Sir. He's in the, on some island in the Caribbean, they don't have a phone.  He'll be back in a week...  If you'd like Dr. Halpern's number...
dr. halpern's taking all his...	No, no, no. I have to talk to him. If I can only call him...
i... please. my wife... my wife's prescription has run out. if i can call him...	Dr. Halpern's taking all his...
where is he?	I... please. My wife... my wife's prescription has run out. If I can call him...
he's not in, sir.	Where is he?
i had an appointment at his office, i think i must have got it wrong. we had a meeting...	He's not in, Sir.
dr. gruber's not in.	I had an appointment at his office, I think I must have got it wrong. We had a meeting...
dr. gruber.	Dr. Gruber's not in.
it's a long road that has no turning.	That's for sure, Frank.
yeah.	It's a long road that has no turning.
well, well, well. huh?	Yeah.
i want to buy you a drink.	Thanks, Franky.
another, frank...?	...everybody. Mike says, 'Pat, you mean to tell me for a buck you get a free lunch and a beer, and then you go in the back and get laid?' 'That's correct.' Mike says, 'Pat. Have you been in this bar ?' Pat says, 'No, but my sister has...'  Everyone. Buy yourself one too.
we got a mistrial, you know. joe -- did you hear what i said...?	I don't want a mistrial.
i don't know.	We got a mistrial, you know. Joe -- did you hear what I said...?
i talked to johnnie white at the bar association.  the broad used to work for one of concannon's partners in new york awhile ago.  she wanted to move to boston.  how badly did she hurt us, joe?	I don't know.
what are you doing in new york...?	Come on, we'll get a cup of coffee...
we got to talk.	What are you doing in New York...?
what the hell are you doing here?	We got to talk.
hello. this is mr. dorchester in records. we're looking for kathy costello...	I need a cigarette!  She left my office four years ago, we're looking for a chart...  I need a cigarette...
...four years ago...	Hello. This is Mr. Dorchester in Records. We're looking for Kathy Costello...
...yeah... good...	...you need some old forms that she had... somebody's dying...
the broad has disappeared...	The Hospital...?
we don't have anything from the nurse association?	The broad has disappeared...
the 'history'...?	How old are you, how many children... when did you last eat...
she didn't do anything. she took the patient's history and signed the charts. 'k.c.'  'kathy costello...'	The 'History'...?
what did she do?	She didn't do anything. She took the patient's history and signed the charts. 'K.C.'  'Kathy Costello...'
uh... the admitting nurse...	What did she do?
what difference can that make...? all right...	Uh... the admitting nurse...
all right. who wasn't in the o.r.?	What difference can that make...? All right...
who? they're all testifying. everybody who was in the o.r.'s going to take the stand.	All right. Who wasn't in the O.R.?
...one of the other nurses?	Who? They're all testifying. Everybody who was in the O.R.'s going to take the stand.
'you guys are a bunch of whores... uh... loyalty... you don't care who gets hurt... you don't have any loyalty...'	...one of the other nurses?
read me what she said.	'You guys are a bunch of whores... uh... loyalty... you don't care who gets hurt... you don't have any loyalty...'
she's protecting the doctors she'd be up there on the stand...	Read me what she said.
the doctors.	She's protecting the Doctors she'd be up there on the stand...
rooney's protecting someone. who is she protecting?	The Doctors.
yeah. i'm awake.	Rooney's protecting someone. Who is she protecting?
are you with me... are you awake...?	Yeah. I'm awake.
that's right.	I think we tried that. The case is over.
you use their witness.	That's right.
okay. what do you do when you don't have a witness?	You use their witness.
and all we've got is a witch doctor!	Yeah.
i'm swell.	And all we've got is a witch doctor!
how are you holding up?	I'm swell.
she's workin' the late shift at the hospital. she's at home now, i'm going over there to talk to...	Gimme the address. I'm gonna go. We're going to need her.
d'you find the obstetric nurse?	She's workin' the late shift at the Hospital. She's at home now, I'm going over there to talk to...
yeah? how's our new witness?	D'you find the obstetric nurse?
i can't talk now.	D'you meet with Dr. Gruber...?
what happened, joey...?	I can't talk now.
give 'em a box of macanudos.	Mickey: I'm supposed to meet somebody at O'Rourke's, I can't make it.
i've got to go see gruber.  what's the best cigars you have?	Give 'em a box of Macanudos.
today is tuesday. what?	I've got to go see Gruber.  What's the best cigars you have?
oh shit, what's today?	Today is Tuesday. What?
john: gimme a cuesta-ray.	Oh shit, what's today?
so what do you want me to do? concannon's going to try the case his way, i'm going to try it mine. you want me to go wee wee wee all the time because he's got some flack, got stories in the newspaper. i'm going to win this case.	John: gimme a cuesta-ray.
what i'm saying, they're getting some help.	So what do you want me to do? Concannon's going to try the case his way, I'm going to try it mine. You want me to go wee wee wee all the time because he's got some flack, got stories in the newspaper. I'm going to win this case.
they still have to take it to a jury.	What I'm saying, they're getting some help.
so what...? the best is yet to come. check the tv guide. they got our dr. towler on a panel on gbh on friday: 'the healing hand. the experts speak.'	They still have to take it to a jury.
so what?	So what...? The best is yet to come. Check the TV Guide. They got our Dr. Towler on a panel on GBH on Friday: 'The Healing Hand. The Experts Speak.'
mary rooney. she won't talk to me. i tried her at the hospital. i'm going to try her back at home. read this.	So what?
i'm getting it back. don't worry about me, mick. i'm fine. d'you find the obstetric nurse?	Mary Rooney. She won't talk to me. I tried her at the hospital. I'm going to try her back at home. Read this.
been a long time, huh...?	I'm getting it back. Don't worry about me, Mick. I'm fine. D'you find the obstetric nurse?
yeah? and what are you going to do tonight?	I'm going to get laid.
jimmy? bushmills.  lookit, do me a favor. i'll buy you a drink tomorrow.	Yeah? And what are you going to do tonight?
i had a good teacher. mclean versus urban transport...	Jimmy? Bushmills.  Lookit, do me a favor. I'll buy you a drink tomorrow.
you got a good memory, franky.	I had a good teacher. McLean versus Urban Transport...
brindisi versus electric boat.	You got a good memory, Franky.
right.	Brindisi versus Electric Boat.
okay now. cases: smith versus state of michigan.	Right.
right.	Okay now. Cases: Smith versus State of Michigan.
'mary rooney, forty-nine. lives in arlington, still working at the hospital.' can you get out tomorrow? how come she isn't speaking up.	Right.
no.	'Mary Rooney, forty-nine. Lives in Arlington, still working at the hospital.' Can you get out tomorrow? How come she isn't speaking up.
not bad...? this guy's dr. kildare, the jury's going to love him, mick... and you calm down, all right? their guy, towler's, the author of the book,  'methodology and practice, anesthesiology.'  ...and they got depositions from the nurses, everybody in the operating room, the scrub-nurse... 'all these guys are god. i saw them walk on water...'  they had an obstetrical nurse in there. we got a deposition from the obstetrical nurse?	No.
...gruber's not bad.	Not bad...? This guy's Dr. Kildare, the jury's going to love him, Mick... And you calm down, all right? Their guy, Towler's, the author of the book,  'Methodology and Practice, Anesthesiology.'  ...and they got depositions from the nurses, everybody in the operating room, the scrub-nurse... 'All these guys are God. I saw them walk on water...'  They had an obstetrical nurse in there. We got a deposition from the obstetrical nurse?
i've got my dr. gruber, says her heart condition means they gave her the wrong anesthetic anyway, plus she came in complaining of stomach pains...	...Gruber's not bad.
forget it. you can't prove it. sister's testimony is no good. jury knows we win she gets the cash.	I've got my Dr. Gruber, says her heart condition means they gave her the wrong anesthetic anyway, plus she came in complaining of stomach pains...
admittance form is wrong.	Forget it. You can't prove it. Sister's testimony is no good. Jury knows we win she gets the cash.
you got the admittance form says patient ate nine hours prior to admittance.	Admittance form is wrong.
we've got her sister. testifies she had a meal one hour before she was admitted to the hospital. this is the point.	You got the admittance form says patient ate nine hours prior to admittance.
who have we got?	We've got her sister. Testifies she had a meal one hour before she was admitted to the hospital. This is the point.
frank, but not now. frank. you're trying to wipe out some old business. but not now. i understand. but you go call 'em back. you call the bishop back.	I have to try this case. I have to do it, Mick. I've got to stand up for that girl. I need your help.  Mick, will you help me...?  Will you help me...?
...i have to stand up for her...	Frank, but not now. Frank. You're trying to wipe out some old business. But not now. I understand. But you go call 'em back. You call the Bishop back.
...he's a good man...? he's the prince of fuckin' darkness... he'll have people in there testifying that the broad is well -- they saw her tuesday on a surfboard at hyannis... don't fuck with this case.	...I have to stand up for her...
...he's a good man...	...he's a good man...? He's the Prince of Fuckin' Darkness... he'll have people in there testifying that the broad is well -- they saw her Tuesday on a surfboard at Hyannis... don't fuck with this case.
i know what i said but not now. you won it. franky. you won it. when they give you the money, that means that you won. we don't want to go to court -- is this getting to you...?	...he's a good man...
you -- listen: you said to me, 'if not now, when...'	I know what I said but not now. You won it. Franky. You won it. When they give you the money, that means that you won. We don't want to go to court -- is this getting to you...?
what?	You -- Listen: you said to me, 'if not now, when...'
mick. mick. mick...	What?
that's the point, you stupid fuck. let them buy it. we let them buy the case. that's what i took it for. you let this drop -- we'll go up to new hampshire, kill some fuckin' deer...	Mick. Mick. Mick...
they killed her. and they're trying to buy it...	That's the point, you stupid fuck. Let them buy it. We let them buy the case. That's what I took it for. You let this drop -- we'll go up to New Hampshire, kill some fuckin' deer...
to do what...? to do what, for chrissake...? to help her to do what? she's dead...	They killed her. And they're trying to buy it...
i'm going to help her.	To do what...? To do what, for chrissake...? To help her to do what? She's dead...
you need my help...? you need a goddamn keeper... are you telling me that you turned down two-hundred-ten grand?  huh...? are you nuts? eh? are you nuts. what are you going to do, bring her back to life?	I'm going to help her.
...i'm going to need your help...	You need my help...? You need a goddamn keeper... are you telling me that you turned down two-hundred-ten grand?  Huh...? Are you nuts? Eh? Are you nuts. What are you going to do, bring her back to life?
are you out of your mind...?	...I'm going to need your help...
don't touch anything.	Are you out of your mind...?
come on. let's get a drink.	Don't touch anything.
what do you want?	Come on. Let's get a drink.
i have to talk to you.	What do you want?
...hey, i don't need your charity...	...I get these people to trust you -- they're coming here tomorrow by the way -- I get this expert doctor to talk to you. I'm doing all your fuckin' legwork -- and it's eighteen months. You're 'sposed to be in court. I bet you haven't even seen the file.
one lousy letter eighteen months ago... i try to throw a fuckin' case your way...	...hey, I don't need your charity...
sally doneghy, now who is that?	One lousy letter eighteen months ago... I try to throw a fuckin' case your way...
...you're 'sposed to be in court in ten days and she's telling me you haven't even met with them...	Sally Doneghy, now who is that?
...now who is that...?	...You're 'sposed to be in court in ten days and she's telling me you haven't even met with them...
fuck you. i got a call today from sally doneghy...	...now who is that...?
uh...	Fuck you. I got a call today from Sally Doneghy...
what the hell do you think you're doing...?  what's going on here...?	Uh...
hi, mickey...	What the hell do you think you're doing...?  What's going on here...?
what?	You saw Kat in New York...  ...or is she in town? Is she in town...?
in new york?	What?
i just saw her.	In New York?
she did?	I just saw her.
she told me.	She did?
i, what are you talking about? i talked to her this morning, and she said...	She told me.
i spoke to her, and everything is all right.	I, what are you talking about? I talked to her this morning, and she said...
huh. and why is that?	Because she was anemic.  It's right there on her chart. Her brain was getting less oxygen anyway...
yes.	Huh. And why is that?
wait, wait, wait, you're saying that her brain damage could have been caused by her being deprived of oxygen for two minutes...?	Yes.
brain damage could have been... it didn't necessarily take nine minutes, it could have been caused in two...	Wait, wait, wait, you're saying that her brain damage could have been caused by her being deprived of oxygen for two minutes...?
we'd gone to 'code blue,' we were administering electro...	Why did it take that long to get her heartbeat...
what happened in those three minutes...?	We'd gone to 'Code Blue,' we were administering electro...
...we were trying to restore her heartbeat.	What happened in those three minutes...?
what happened in those three...	...we were trying to restore her heartbeat.
we had rather more important things on our mind than taking notes.  we were trying to restore her...	What happened in those three...
...they start again three minutes earlier...	We had rather more important things on our mind than taking notes.  We were trying to restore her...
as i've said we had some more...	...they start again three minutes earlier...
four-and-one-half minutes after her heart stopped.  and they resume seven minutes...	As I've said we had some more...
we, we were rather busy...	Four-and-one-half minutes after her heart stopped.  And they resume seven minutes...
but those notations stop...  ...four-and-one-half minutes after deborah ann kaye's...	We, we were rather busy...
yes, the roving nurse...	But those notations stop...  ...Four-and-one-half minutes after Deborah Ann Kaye's...
...of the procedures...	Yes, the roving nurse...
yes.	...of the procedures...
...there are notations every thirty seconds...	Yes.
yes, that's correct.	...there are notations every thirty seconds...
you have a record of what happened in the operating room...	Yes, that's correct.
yes.	You have a record of what happened in the operating room...
dr. towler...	Yes.
me, too.	Okay. Now, so he's in jail. He, finally, he gets to see the light, he calls up Harrington, he says he thinks he made a mistake. As if by magic, charges against him are dropped, he's released from jail.  P.S. He's fired from the firm, his wife divorces him, he turns to drink and mopes around three and a half years.  You like that story?
before he can get there here comes this federal marshal, and franky's indicted for jury tampering, they throw him in jail, he's gonna be disbarred, his life is over.  jimmy, gimme another drink.  how are you?	Me, too.
huh.	Before he can get there here comes this Federal Marshal, and Franky's indicted for Jury tampering, they throw him in jail, he's gonna be disbarred, his life is over.  Jimmy, gimme another drink.  How are you?
that frank was working on. yeah. he thought franky needed some help, so they bribed a juror. so franky finds out. he comes to me in tears. he thinks that anybody who knows what a 'spinnaker' is got to be a saint. i told him 'franky, wake up. these people are sharks. what do you think they got so rich from? doing good?' he can't be comforted. he tells the boys at stearns and harrington they've disappointed him, he's going to the judge to rat them out.	Huh.
the big boy did...?	That Frank was working on. Yeah. He thought Franky needed some help, so they bribed a juror. So Franky finds out. He comes to me in tears. He thinks that anybody who knows what a 'spinnaker' is got to be a saint. I told him 'Franky, wake up. These people are sharks. What do you think they got so rich from? Doing good?' He can't be comforted. He tells the boys at Stearns and Harrington they've disappointed him, he's going to the Judge to rat them out.
...and he's making a billion dollars every minute working for stearns, harrington, and he bought a dog, and everything is rosy.  then mr. stearns, he tried to fix a case.	The Big Boy did...?
yes.	...and he's making a billion dollars every minute working for Stearns, Harrington, and he bought a dog, and everything is rosy.  Then Mr. Stearns, he tried to fix a case.
a huge law firm. okay? they put him in the firm, he's married, everything's superb. franky, he's starting to talk like he comes from dorsetshire, some fuckin' place, 'you must drop by with pat and me...' okay...?	Yes.
should i?	A huge law firm. Okay? They put him in the firm, he's married, everything's superb. Franky, he's starting to talk like he comes from Dorsetshire, some fuckin' place, 'You must drop by with Pat and me...' Okay...?
stearns, harrington, you know who that is?	Should I?
how'm i doing so far?	So far you're great. You got a cigarette?
franky can't make it. he had an appointment he forgot, he's going to see you later. i'm mickey morrissey, we're supposed to get to know each other.	How'm I doing so far?
hey, there - open up!	Come on out!  We're friends!
hey, how about that!	We could show 'em we're friendly, huh?  Walk out there with a white flag!  Here - I got an old sugar sack in my car!
we'd be in all the papers!	Hey, how about that!
we'd be the first to make contact with 'em -- see?	We'd be in all the papers!
it's no meteor, that's for sure!	Darnedest thing I ever saw - the way that's unscrewing!
wait a minute - wait a minute!.... bombs don't unscrew.	It's no meteor, that's for sure!
it's an enemy sneak attack.  let's get outta here!	Wait a minute - wait a minute!.... Bombs don't unscrew.
yeah.  no sense stayin' out here.	Let's go.
that won't start no more fires.  we might's well go home.	Yeah.  No sense stayin' out here.
looks almost cold now, don't it?	That won't start no more fires.  We might's well go home.
then our first target will be the initial landing place outside los angeles.	I'll request the scientists from Pacific-Tech to monitor the drop.  We'll clear the area all around.  After that we'll hit them all over the world. I'll have long-range bombers alerted, loaded and standing by.
there's only one thing that will stop the martians!  we've held back pre- viously because of the danger of radiation to civilians.  now there's no choice.  the united nations has voted authority to the united states.  the white house will confirm an order to use the atom bomb.	Then our first target will be the initial landing place outside Los Angeles.
all right - i've seen enough!	There's only one thing that will stop the Martians!  We've held back pre- viously because of the danger of radiation to civilians.  Now there's no choice.  The United Nations has voted authority to the United States.  The White House will confirm an order to use the Atom bomb.
mister secretary - if they link up with those others near fresno...	All right - I've seen enough!
madrid has just blacked out!! nothing more coming through.	The same thing that happened on our Pacific Coast.  Anything from them yet?
that explains why communication is cut the moment their machines begin to move.	Madrid has just blacked out!! Nothing more coming through.
you look kinda lost yourself.	But I think I know where she'll be....
hurry up!  jump in!	There was a girl with them...If I could find her....
there's nobody left around here now.	We had a chance...We could have stopped them!  The mob stole the trucks and smashed everything up.  The fools!  They cut their own throats!
i'm looking for some pacific-tech professors...	There's nobody left around here now.
hey, you!  better get outa here!	I'm looking for some Pacific-Tech professors...
you'll be all right with us....  ...for as long as anybody's got!	Don't let's lose each other.
i probably wouldn't be able to get to them if i tried...	You'll be all right with us....  ...for as long as anybody's got!
i wonder if they're going through this too...?	I probably wouldn't be able to get to them if I tried...
the rockies...!  you'd rather get back to that big family of yours in minnesota, wouldn't you?	I wonder if they're going through this too...?
how'd you guess?	That's the kind of a kid brother you'd have!
yes ...  fits better in a football helmet.	How'd you guess?
my kid brother has one.  you know why?	Yes ...  Fits better in a football helmet.
i could wear it longer -- but it's less trouble this way.	My kid brother has one.  You know why?
very futuristic.  yours doesn't really go with that butch haircut!	I could wear it longer -- but it's less trouble this way.
yes, with these suits.  we've used them before on atomic tests... odd- looking, aren't they?	Very futuristic.  Yours doesn't really go with that butch haircut!
is it possible to go in right after the explosion?	Yes, with these suits.  We've used them before on atomic tests... Odd- looking, aren't they?
they've blocked it!	It's blocked here, too!  They've pushed up earth or something all around outside.  Here, this way...!
they could be as curious about us as we are about them.	Maybe ...  Maybe they want to take us alive.
maybe they aren't too sure we're here.	They could be as curious about us as we are about them.
i couldn't see much in the dark - but it was one!	We're right in a nest of 'em! ... I've got to get a look at them.
what was it like?	I couldn't see much in the dark - but it was one!
it was...  ...one of them!	What was it like?
nothing there now.	It was...  ...one of them!
how long was i out?	Hours.  I've been so scared...!
he liked you ... i could bawl my head off!	But you're not going to.  You're not the kind.  You're tired, anyway.  You've been up all night.  You cracked up in a plane.  Slept in a ditch.  But you want to know something?  It doesn't show on you at all.
i liked him.	He liked you ... I could bawl my head off!
i stayed right by the door - praying for the one who loved me best to come and find me.  it was uncle matthew who found me.	I liked him.
i feel like i did one time when i was small.  awful scared and lonesome...i'd wandered off - i've forgotten why - but the family and whole crowds of neighbors were hunting for me.  they found me in a church.  i was afraid to go in any place else.	I stayed right by the door - praying for the one who loved me best to come and find me.  It was Uncle Matthew who found me.
i've been as close to them as anyone. but not close enough for real observation...	I feel like I did one time when I was small.  Awful scared and lonesome...I'd wandered off - I've forgotten why - but the family and whole crowds of neighbors were hunting for me.  They found me in a church.  I was afraid to go in any place else.
if they're mortal, they must have mortal weaknesses.  they'll be stopped -- somehow!	I've been as close to them as anyone. But not close enough for real observation...
but they seem to murder everything that moves...!	If they're mortal, they must have mortal weaknesses.  They'll be stopped -- somehow!
we'll get safely out of here, don't worry.	But they seem to murder everything that moves...!
it does...maybe that's why i feel kind of lost right now.	We'll get safely out of here, don't worry.
a big family must be fun...i imagine it makes you feel you belong to something.	It does...Maybe that's why I feel kind of lost right now.
i have no close folks.  my parents died when i was a kid.	A big family must be fun...I imagine it makes you feel you belong to something.
i come from a big one.  nine of us. all in minnesota, except me.	I have no close folks.  My parents died when I was a kid.
no, on the campus.  i haven't any family.	I come from a big one.  Nine of us. All in Minnesota, except me.
don't you live at home?	No, on the campus.  I haven't any family.
i almost forget when i ate last.  it looks so good.... you know, mostly i get my meals in coffee shops and restaurants.	Don't you live at home?
where are we?	Southwest of Corona, somewhere. There must have been another cylinder down here.  They've been through this whole area and cleared everybody out.  There's a farmhouse.  Let's see if we can find something to eat...!
it's gone now.	Where are we?
is that... machine...?	It's gone now.
i bought it for the square dance. i thought i ought to wear some- thing western.	Is that... machine...?
i never noticed before - that's a cowboy tie....	I bought it for the square dance. I thought I ought to wear some- thing Western.
you'll hit something!  can't you go higher?	No.  The air's going to be full of Jets in a minute...And there they are!
sure...get in!	You'll hit something!  Can't you go higher?
can you handle one of these?	Sure...get in!
we can't go into town - everybody's getting out of there!  i'll fly you over to pasadena.	Can you handle one of these?
good to see you, general.  this is pastor collins, director of civil defense.  sheriff bogany, head of the local forces ... miss van buren.	Would you like some coffee, General?
i just told them the local situation. colonel heffner's in full charge now.	You never know where you're going to wind up when you go to a square dance!
didn't you have something to do with this?  i know you sent word to the sixth army command!	I just told them the local situation. Colonel Heffner's in full charge now.
the troops are certainly moving in here!	Didn't you have something to do with this?  I know you sent word to the Sixth Army Command!
how does it happen cars are running?	Automobile ignitions are insulated.
they've all stopped at the same time.	There's only about one explanation for a thing like this..Got a pin?
i might have recognized you without the beard.  and you didn't wear glasses on the 'time' cover!	They're really for long distance. When I want to look at something close...  I take them off.
i didn't know how to stop you...!	I might have recognized you without the beard.  And you didn't wear glasses on the 'Time' cover!
well, you certainly don't look like yourself in that get-up!  but i am happy to meet you anyway. i'm sylvia van buren.  i teach library science over at usc.	I didn't know how to stop you...!
like...ah...	Well, you certainly don't look like yourself in that get-up!  But I am happy to meet you anyway. I'm Sylvia Van Buren.  I teach Library Science over at USC.
what's he like?	Like...ah...
i do know him...slightly.	What's he like?
how can you say that when you don't know him!	I do know him...slightly.
aw, he isn't that good...!	How can you say that when you don't know him!
forrester's the man behind the new atomic engines.  they had him on the cover of 'time'.  you've got to rate to get that!	Aw, he isn't that good...!
i'm sorry.  i don't smoke.	Forrester's the man behind the new atomic engines.  They had him on the cover of 'Time'.  You've got to rate to get that!
why, sure -- i got it!  do you have a match?	I'm sorry.  I don't smoke.
did it do you any good?	Why, sure -- I got it!  Do you have a match?
well, i did a thesis on modern scien- tists - working for my masters degree.	Did it do you any good?
you seem to know a lot about him.	Well, I did a thesis on modern scien- tists - working for my Masters degree.
he's top man in astro and nuclear physics.  he knows all about meteors!	You seem to know a lot about him.
what's that fellow over there trying to do - dig it out?	He's top man in astro and nuclear physics.  He knows all about meteors!
it hit sideways and skidded in.	What's that fellow over there trying to do - dig it out?
oh - there were three of us.  the others flew back in my plane.  i don't understand why a meteor this size didn't make a bigger crater.	It hit sideways and skidded in.
you must have caught plenty with all that tackle!	Oh - there were three of us.  The others flew back in my plane.  I don't understand why a meteor this size didn't make a bigger crater.
yes...i was fishing up in the hills.	You must have caught plenty with all that tackle!
did you see it come down?	Yes...I was fishing up in the hills.
is that it over there?	Yes...ugly looking, isn't it.
i think that - gizmo - is a machine from another planet.	We better get word to the authorities and --  Look!
what is that gizmo?!	I think that - gizmo - is a machine from another planet.
that needle ain't pointing north!	It's pointing out to the gully - where that meteor came down.
have you got a pocket compass?	That needle ain't pointing north!
how could it happen to everybody's watch together?	Have you got a pocket compass?
that's what knocked the phones out, too.	How could it happen to everybody's watch together?
no.  i thought you had them.	All right.  I'll get them!   Go ahead - go ahead!  I'll catch up with you.
gratzman! -- gratzman!  did you get those biotics?	No.  I thought you had them.
we know now that we can't beat their machines -- but we can beat them!  they are mortal beings...the only question is whether we have time enough to do anything!	If we get what transportation we can, and pick up instruments and books from Pacific-Tech...
i believe we can get a lead from their anaemic blood.	We know now that we can't beat their machines -- but we can beat them!  They are mortal beings...The only question is whether we have time enough to do anything!
it might give us time to search out some weakness in the martians.	I believe we can get a lead from their anaemic blood.
a forlorn hope - but there is a chance.	It might give us time to search out some weakness in the Martians.
this martian blood...  let's make a quick analysis and see what we've got!	It might give us something.
that's right - came down in kinda spurts, didn't it?  you fellers'll have to figure it out.  you're scientists  all i know - they say it's as big as a house and practically red hot.	I'd like to borrow your car and take a look at it in the morning.
are they sure it's a meteor?  it didn't come down like one.	That's right - came down in kinda spurts, didn't it?  You fellers'll have to figure it out.  You're scientists  All I know - they say it's as big as a house and practically red hot.
it's about that meteor.  they say it's a whopper.  the district officer phoned us at the lookout up on the summit. thought you might be interested... it's ten or twelve miles from here - over by linda rosa.	Are they sure it's a meteor?  It didn't come down like one.
right.	Looks like the fishing was good.
i got a message for you.  you're the guys from pacific-tech, ain't you?	Right.
it's always been a good persuader.	Couldn't you try to communicate with them first - and shoot later if you have to?
colonel - shooting's no good!	It's always been a good persuader.
i warned you civil defense people to be ready if you have to evacuate.	I just came to tell you - everyone has been alerted.
so is the town, i notice!	I warned you Civil Defense people to be ready if you have to evacuate.
there's one - there's the other, and we're right between them!	So is the town, I notice!
thank you, sir.  if they start anything, we can blast them right off the earth!	They'll probably move at dawn.
that's because we want a chance to observe them.  this is the only place we've had time to surround them with sufficient force to contain them.  what happens here will be a guide to all other operations. the minute action begins and a pattern of defense develops, i'll get my report to washington.  you've deployed your forces well.	Thank you, sir.  If they start anything, we can blast them right off the earth!
my orders are not to go into action unless they make a move out of there.	That's because we want a chance to observe them.  This is the only place we've had time to surround them with sufficient force to contain them.  What happens here will be a guide to all other operations. The minute action begins and a pattern of defense develops, I'll get my report to Washington.  You've deployed your forces well.
we will, sir!	From the data - and from that picture the Air Force took earlier tonight ...  ... what we've got in the gully out there is a guide ship.  One lands ... Others follow later.  They appear to clear an area, then drop in groups of threes, joined magnetically.  Is that possible?
not all.  radio is out.  but our field phones are okay so far.	And they'll go out the minute there's another ray.  A cylinder reported down by Huntington Beach.  That's a job for the Navy.
that's their position?  you've certainly got them surrounded.  i suppose they've neutralized all communications here.	Not all.  Radio is out.  But our field phones are okay so far.
general mann -- i was told to expect you, sir.  i'm colonel heffner.	I'm here to make up a report, not to interfere with the operations you've set up.  You're still in command.  Clayton Forrester!  I haven't seen you since Oak Ridge.
let's go back inside, uncle matthew.	I've done about all I can do here. You go back in.  Sylvia - I like that Doctor Forrester.  He's a good man.
but they're not human!  dr. forrester says they're some kind of an advanced civilization --	If they're more advanced than us, they should be nearer the Creator for that reason!
they are living creatures out there.	But they're not human!  Dr. Forrester says they're some kind of an advanced civilization --
they don't do much of anything...!	There's a square dance at the social hall this evening.
uncle matthew...this is dr. clayton forrester.  my uncle - dr. matthew collins, pastor of the community church.	Well-l...how do you do, Dr. Forrester!
that probably dropped half way to pomona!...what do you think?	It was nearer than that.
i think somebody ought to check on it. over.	Well, there's some fellows fishing at Pine Summit might be interested.  They probably saw it come down.  I'll let 'em know...What's it look like?
okay.  send the tanker in, but you stand by until that thing cools off. over.	I think somebody ought to check on it. Over.
we're getting this under control. won't need any more help.  over.	Okay.  Send the tanker in, but you stand by until that thing cools off. Over.
d.o. to number three..come in.	We're getting this under control. Won't need any more help.  Over.
number three to. d.o....number three to d.o.	D.O. to number three..come in.
they'll understand us, all right!	Sure, sure!  Everybody understands you wave the white flag, you wanna be friends.
what'll we say to 'em?	Welcome to California!
maybe these are not men - not like us.	Everything human don't have to look like you and me....
who?  where d'you think they come from!	How would I know...!
must be somebody in there.	Who?  Where d'you think they come from!
better'n a lion farm or a snake pit. we won't have to feed it!	We sell the tamales, enchiladas - hot dogs!
i don't follow.	Like weird calls, by any chance?
and since you've been thinking of making it.  has anything funny happened?	I don't follow.
i don't know.  a couple months.  why?	And since you've been thinking of making it.  Has anything funny happened?
bob, how long has wes been working on this script?	I don't know.  A couple months.  Why?
we'll work something out.  i'm sure you'll be happy with it.	Bob, how long has Wes been working on this script?
yes, but...	We'll work something out.  I'm sure you'll be happy with it.
i know.  we asked him to keep it kind of surprise until we talked.  look, how about we get in touch your agent.  you still with jerry?	Yes, but...
what?	I know.  We asked him to keep it kind of surprise until we talked.  Look, how about we get in touch your agent.  You still with Jerry?
sweetie, you've got lots of fans, we've done market studies.  you rate right up there.  we've already got chase working on a prototype for the glove.	What?
and i...i've got other things happening.	I'm sure we can match any offer.
come on.  kids love horror.	And I...I've got other things happening.
so i don't know about horror.	Come on.  Kids love horror.
so?	So I don't know about horror.
i don't know, bob.  i'm flattered and all, but i've got a kid, now.	So?
sort of a trial balloon.	I don't know, Bob.  I'm flattered and all, but I've got a kid, now.
you mean that was a...	Sort of a trial balloon.
he's not showing it until it's down.  but it sounds hot, and we wanted to get all our stars lined up in case it is.  you and robert got great ratings today. which is the first thing we needed to know.	You mean that was a...
can i read it?	He's not showing it until it's down.  But it sounds hot, and we wanted to get all our stars lined up in case it is.  You and Robert got great ratings today. Which is the first thing we needed to know.
he's excited about the script.  you should be too.  it stars you.	Can I read it?
the nightmares.	He's excited about the script.  You should be too.  It stars you.
he's very excited about it.	The nightmares.
which means he's having nightmares again?	He's very excited about it.
believe it or not, he told me i hadn't heard from him in ten years because he hasn't had any good nightmare.  they're his inspiration.  but now he's got a new script in the works.	Which means he's having nightmares again?
i thought he'd stopped doing horror.	Believe it or not, he told me I hadn't heard from him in ten years because he hasn't had any good nightmare.  They're his inspiration.  But now he's got a new script in the works.
we did.  bad mistake.  the fans are clamoring for more. so, evil never dies, right?  anyway, a while back we got a call from wes.  he's got this idea.  and who better to resurrect freddy than his creator?	I thought he'd stopped doing horror.
i thought you'd killed freddy off.	We did.  Bad mistake.  The fans are clamoring for more. So, Evil never dies, right?  Anyway, a while back we got a call from Wes.  He's got this idea.  And who better to resurrect Freddy than his creator?
i'll be there in three hours.	Don't speed, Chase.  It's not...
yes.	I'll be there in three hours.
forget those two clowns, heather.  answer me, did you get another call from that guy or not?	Yes.
chase.  why didn't chuck or terry show up?	Forget those two clowns, Heather.  Answer me, did you get another call from that guy or not?
heather, has there been another call?	Chase.  Why didn't Chuck or Terry show up?
like freddy.	Heather, has there been another call?
like what?	Like Freddy.
he was just acting very strange.  he thinks somebody's after him, chase. it's scary, it scared me.  he was acting like...	Like what?
what?  what kind of episode?	He was just acting very strange.  He thinks somebody's after him, Chase. It's scary, it scared me.  He was acting like...
he's had some sort of...episode.	What?  What kind of episode?
heather, i'm stuck here.  neither chuck or terry came in today.  i can't get away!	Chase, it's Dylan!
chase, you'd better come home.	Heather, I'm stuck here.  Neither Chuck or Terry came in today.  I can't get away!
what's up?	Chase, you'd better come home.
chase. hi...	What's up?
heather?	Chase. Hi...
guess so.	48 hours.  Back before you know it.
i should survive two days in palmdale supplying soap bubbles for a detergent commercial, don't you think?	Guess so.
just be careful, okay?	I should survive two days in Palmdale supplying soap bubbles for a detergent commercial, don't you think?
you probably were half awake and saw me get nicked by that picture glass.  dreams work like that.  you want me not to go on this job?	Just be careful, okay?
it was nothing.  we were both working on some movie, and a special effects thing went horribly wrong.  terry and chuck were...hurt.  you were almost...  you were even cut.	You probably were half awake and saw me get nicked by that picture glass.  Dreams work like that.  You want me not to go on this job?
maybe you should tell me your dream.	It was nothing.  We were both working on some movie, and a special effects thing went horribly wrong.  Terry and Chuck were...hurt.  You were almost...  You were even cut.
what if it isn't over?	Maybe you should tell me your dream.
okay, but it still doesn't mean it can't be over with.	What if it isn't over?
no, you don't.	Okay, but it still doesn't mean it can't be over with.
you've got to get back on the horse some time.  look, you've had a nutcase making harassing phone calls.  i know how scary that feels.	No, you don't.
maybe.  or maybe i shouldn't do this interview today.	You've got to get back on the horse some time.  Look, you've had a nutcase making harassing phone calls.  I know how scary that feels.
five earthquakes in three weeks is enough.	Hasn't been another call, has there?
anything other than the obvious bothering you?	Five earthquakes in three weeks is enough.
you get any sleep last night?	More or less.  Dylan, time to get dressed.  I'm late.
dylan, it's breakfast.  not arts and crafts  what?	You get any sleep last night?
one of mom's cups got broken.	I'm sorry.  At least we're in on piece.
just an earthquake, dylan.  every once in a while we get a few.	No biggie, really.
might as well be, dylan.  state of the art animatronics enhanced with bio- organic grafting.  bull tendons, nerve bundles from a doberman, even half the brain of a homicidal primate was...	Chase...
what?	He sleepwalks, you idiot!  He's fully capable of walking out of this hospital.  Oh my God...He thinks I've gone home...
he doesn't have to be awake to be on his feet.	What?
no way he's going anywhere.  he's been well sedated.	He doesn't have to be awake to be on his feet.
very well. as soon as we gather the appropriate papers...	You don't understand.  If Dylan falls asleep,then...
i want my kid out of here now!	Very well. As soon as we gather the appropriate papers...
do you mind...	Just a quick word, Ms. Langenkamp.  For Dylan's sake.
he was here.  you fell asleep.  we took him.  you looked so exhausted, frankly, we didn't wake you.  besides, the young woman, julie, is with him.  believe me, everything is fine.	Everything is not fine!
he was just here!	He was here.  You fell asleep.  We took him.  You looked so exhausted, frankly, we didn't wake you.  Besides, the young woman, Julie, is with him.  Believe me, everything is fine.
ms. langenkamp.  i suggest you go home and get some rest.  your son is fine. he's been taken downstairs for further testing.	He was just here!
doctor...	Get her back!  I've got to go in!  Get me a full anesthetic, STAT!
these look quite fresh.	They are...it happened in tonight's quake.  It happened just fifteen minutes ago. You must've felt it.
it was an earthquake and it was dark.  i have no idea.	These look quite fresh.
if these had been a few inches nearer to the wrist... what did you say you cut yourself on?	It was an earthquake and it was dark.  I have no idea.
dylan?  he's holding well.  earlier he had some problems, he's in an oxygen tent just now...	Oh my God...
is he all right?	Dylan?  He's holding well.  Earlier he had some problems, he's in an oxygen tent just now...
ms. langenkamp.  i'm afraid there are no evening visiting hours in intensive care.	Is he all right?
like what?	Sometimes what a child says or fantasizes will give a clue to what ails him.  Did he say anything while he was still lucid?
absolutely.	Like what?
does he have to stay here over night?	Absolutely.
was there any trigger event?  a trauma, shock or...  you haven't shown him any of the films you make, have you?  the horror stuff?	No...
no.	Was there any trigger event?  A trauma, shock or...  You haven't shown him any of the films you make, have you?  The horror stuff?
diabetes?	No.
no.	Diabetes?
any history of epilepsy in your family?	No.
yes.  it's a story.  a story for a movie.	Read me some?
a story?	Yes.  It's a story.  A story for a movie.
what...what is that?	A story?
here.	What...what is that?
dylan, where's the man?	Here.
you saw him, didn't you, dylan!?	Coming for you...
hurry back, please.  i'm sleepy.	Promise.  Cross my heart.  But until Mommy gets back, Dylan, whatever you do, don't fall asleep.
right 'cross the freeway.	That's right.  So I won't be long. Meanwhile Julie's gonna be right here with you.
tell you what.  i'm gonna go get rex for you right now.  you know home isn't far from here, right?	Right 'cross the freeway.
can we go get rex, now?  the bad man's getting awful close.	I know he is, sweetie.  We'll both go get Rex right now.
you okay, champ?	Can we go get Rex, now?  The bad man's getting awful close.
home.	Home, that's right.
i honestly don't know. try to sleep, baby.	Can you come with me in my dreams?
why does god let there be bad things?	I honestly don't know. Try to sleep, baby.
no, i don't think so.  you just have to...pray, or reach...	Why does God let there be bad things?
do you have to die to see god?	No, I don't think so.  You just have to...pray, or reach...
and...what's the man doing?	Trying to get up...trying to get into our world.
under my covers.  kids singing, and way down there, the man...the mean man...	And...what's the man doing?
your bed?	Under my covers.  Kids singing, and way down there, the man...the mean man...
in my bed.	Your bed?
i can't sleep there, mommy.  please!	You've got to sleep, Dylan, you...
dylan, you go back to sleep now.	Not sleepy.
rex woke me up. he was fighting.	Dylan, you go back to sleep now.
mommy's fine, dylan.  just had a bad dream.  what're you doing out of bed?	Rex woke me up. He was fighting.
he can follow the breadcrumbs, right?	Right.
he's on his way.	He can follow the breadcrumbs, right?
don't let the bedbugs bite.	He's on his way.
okay, sweetie, night, night, sleep tight.	Don't let the bedbugs bite.
who?	The mean old man with the claws.
"then their father covered them with kisses and they were safe."	They were safe and could sleep.
tomorrow night.	No.  Tonight.  It's important!
say how they find their way back home.	Tomorrow night.
time for sleep.	Say how they find their way back home.
this is going to give you nightmares.	I like this story.
finish, please!	This is going to give you nightmares.
"...as soon as the sun was up the witch made gretel fetch the wood and kindle a fire.  'we will bake cookies first,' she said.  'i have heated the oven and kneaded the dough.  crawl in and see if the fire is blazing high enough now.' and she pushed gretel toward the oven. the witch meant to shut the door and bake her once she was inside."  dylan, this is too violent.  i don't know why you like these stupid old tales.	Finish, please!
rex saved me.	Rex?  Who's Rex?
dylan, i gotta go.  forgive me?	Bye.
someone's coming.	What?
you going away?	Just for a few hours.  Julie'll be with you.
no.	You have a fever, sweetie?
when do you think it'll be done?	The way he's writing is so weird, who knows?  I asked him how far he'd gotten at the funeral, and what was it he said...?  Oh yeah, as far as Dylan trying to reach God.  Weird, huh, that he'd have your kid in it?
wes won't show it until it's finished. that's what he told me, at least.  i asked him at the funeral.	When do you think it'll be done?
anyway, what i was calling about was...have you seen any of the script, by any chance?	Wes won't show it until it's finished. That's what he told me, at least.  I asked him at the funeral.
call it a guess...	Anyway, what I was calling about was...have you seen any of the script, by any chance?
yeah...how'd you know?	Call it a guess...
darker.  more...evil?	Yeah...how'd you know?
must've read about the funeral.  sick mother.  that's the last thing you need right now, i'm sure.	It's actually been giving me Freddy nightmares.
holding my own.  you know that guy who was calling me all the time?  he's started again.  he's been putting stuff in my mail.	Must've read about the funeral.  Sick mother.  That's the last thing you need right now, I'm sure.
heather?  you doing okay?	Holding my own.  You know that guy who was calling me all the time?  He's started again.  He's been putting stuff in my mail.
in what, a romantic comedy?	Just because it's a love story doesn't mean it can't have a decapitation or two.
everything went great, i thought.  we really got you, didn't we?	I don't know why you didn't tell me, that's all.
i'm fine.	Everything went great, I thought.  We really got you, didn't we?
you okay?	I'm fine.
fred krueger did it.	Yeah, sure.
what are you talking about?	Fred Krueger did it.
i know how chase really died.	What are you talking about?
holy...	Where's Dylan?!  Have you seen him?
you're right.  that sounds crazy!	John.  Will you please just look for him around the hospital?  I'm gonna go right to the house.  Will you help me, John?  Please!
dylan's run away from the hospital.  i don't know whether he's wandering around or heading for the house.  but i think freddy's after him.  i know it sounds crazy!	You're right.  That sounds crazy!
you got it.  what's happening?	Dylan's run away from the hospital.  I don't know whether he's wandering around or heading for the house.  But I think Freddy's after him.  I know it sounds crazy!
john.  it's heather.  i need help!	You got it.  What's happening?
john saxon.  do you have any idea what time it is?	John.  It's Heather.  I need help!
absolutely.  and how many times has letterman called the cops thinking that woman was down in his kitchen again?  it gets under your skin if you let it.	You really think Dylan's okay?
really?	Absolutely.  And how many times has Letterman called the cops thinking that woman was down in his kitchen again?  It gets under your skin if you let it.
six weeks of this, and you're surprised you've got freddy in your dreams?  hell, sonny bono says after a while he was seeing his stalker everywhere.  even at mass.	Really?
a man, or a boy with a deep, y'know, freddy voice.	Six weeks of this, and you're surprised you've got Freddy in your dreams?  Hell, Sonny Bono says after a while he was seeing his stalker everywhere.  Even at Mass.
steady...	A man, or a boy with a deep, y'know, Freddy voice.
freddy, for all i know.	Steady...
kids know when something's bugging a parent.  you've got no idea who this is calling?	Freddy, for all I know.
i've never mentioned it to him.	Kids know when something's bugging a parent.  You've got no idea who this is calling?
really?  hell, if having a screwy family made you crazy, the world'd be one colossal nuthouse.	I've never mentioned it to him.
it's in my family, you know.  my grandmother died in an institution...	Really?  Hell, if having a screwy family made you crazy, the world'd be one colossal nuthouse.
seemed, not was.	It's in my family, you know.  My grandmother died in an institution...
that's my memory.  and it seemed absolutely real.	Seemed, not was.
you didn't jump in.	That's my memory.  And it seemed absolutely real.
thinking i saw freddy in the grave feels pretty crazy.  and jumping in...	You didn't jump in.
you're not crazy, by the way.	Thinking I saw Freddy in the grave feels pretty crazy.  And jumping in...
i know what he's doing is bizarre, but most of the time he seems so normal, so well adjusted.  i just can't believe it's him.  i mean, and not something outside, influencing him.  or is that how denial works?	When it is denial.  I don't think that's the case here, but if you're really worried, have a doctor check him out. You'll see, everything's fine.
what...happened?	Quake knocked you off your feet.  You got bumped pretty good, actually.
no, you don't, ma'am, it's not necessary.	I want to see for myself.
i want to see the body.	No, you don't, ma'am, it's not necessary.
yes.	I'm afraid there was an accident.  It appears he fell asleep while driving, ma'am.
is chase porter your husband?	Yes.
yes?	Is Chase Porter your husband?
heather langenkamp?	Yes?
listen, dammit.	I just can't.
i'm sorry, i can't.	Listen, dammit.
you're kidding, right?	I'm sorry, I can't.
no.  i...listen, i can't make it in today.	You're kidding, right?
the car's no there yet?	No.  I...listen, I can't make it in today.
hi.  this is heather langenkamp.	The car's no there yet?
studio b.	Hi.  This is Heather Langenkamp.
no, i don't think that at all.  how is he?	They wouldn't let me...
no, rex is not going to die.  julie, you know where the sewing stuff is, don't you?	Sure.  We'll do an operation, Doctor Dylan and Doctor Julie. We'll fix him good as new.
thanks.  just give them the time he called.  they're keeping a list, supposedly.  sorry.  my nerves are so raw these days.	'S okay.
i'll call the cops for you.  you've got the number on the fridge, right?	Thanks.  Just give them the time he called.  They're keeping a list, supposedly.  Sorry.  My nerves are so raw these days.
heather, what is it?	Dunno.  Just have this feeling today...
yeah, julie, i'm sorry.  i just thought...there was an earthquake, i think.  little one, but...	Big truck went right by before you opened the door.  Life on the Fault Line.
choice?  what kind of choice?	Whether or not you're willing to play Nancy one last time.
the way to stop him is to make another movie.  and i swear to you i'll stay at my computer and keep writing until i finish the script.  but when that time comes...  you're gonna have to make a choice.	Choice?  What kind of choice?
you know damn well it's more than that now!  how can we stop him?	The way to stop him is to make another movie.  And I swear to you I'll stay at my computer and keep writing until I finish the script.  But when that time comes...  You're gonna have to make a choice.
heather, it's just a movie, a dream, really...	You know damn well it's more than that now!  How can we stop him?
dylan.  and...  chase.  my god, wes, did you know?	Heather, it's just a movie, a dream, really...
but it was you that gave nancy her strength.  so to get out he has to come through you.  and it's inevitable that he'll hit you at your most vulnerable points...	Dylan.  And...  Chase.  My God, Wes, did you know?
that was nancy, not me!	But it was you that gave Nancy her strength.  So to get out he has to come through you.  And it's inevitable that he'll hit you at your most vulnerable points...
dramatically speaking it makes perfect sense.  you played nancy, after all, the first to humiliate and defeat him.	That was Nancy, not me!
me?  why me?	Dramatically speaking it makes perfect sense.  You played Nancy, after all, the first to humiliate and defeat him.
interestingly enough, in the dreams there is one person.  a gatekeeper, so to speak.  someone freddy's got to get by before he can enter our world.  it's you, heather.	Me?  Why me?
isn't there anyone that can stop him?	Interestingly enough, in the dreams there is one person.  A gatekeeper, so to speak.  Someone Freddy's got to get by before he can enter our world.  It's you, Heather.
well, see, he's gotten used to being freddy now.  and kinda likes it here in our time and space, too.  so...he's trying to cross over, from film into our reality.	Isn't there anyone that can stop him?
then what is he doing?	Well, see, he's gotten used to being Freddy now.  And kinda likes it here in our time and space, too.  So...he's trying to cross over, from film into our reality.
that's not what the dreams say he's doing.	Then what is he doing?
if freddy's loose, i mean, in your script, where's he going to go?  another age?  another form?	That's not what the dreams say he's doing.
current version.  for ten years he's been imprisoned as freddy by the story of nightmare on elm street.  but now that the films have stopped-  the genie's out of the bottle, heather, that's what the nightmares are about. that's what i'm writing.	If Freddy's loose, I mean, in your script, where's he going to go?  Another age?  Another form?
you saying freddy's this ancient thing?	Current version.  For ten years he's been imprisoned as Freddy by the story of Nightmare on Elm Street.  But now that the films have stopped-  The genie's out of the bottle, Heather, that's what the nightmares are about. That's what I'm writing.
exactly.  the problem comes when the story dies. it happens a lot of different ways, the story gets too familiar, or too watered down by people trying to make it easier to sell, or ti's labeled a threat to society and just plain banned.  however it happens, when the story dies, the evil is set free.	You saying Freddy's this ancient thing?
like the genie in the bottle.	Exactly.  The problem comes when the story dies. It happens a lot of different ways, the story gets too familiar, or too watered down by people trying to make it easier to sell, or ti's labeled a threat to society and just plain banned.  However it happens, when the story dies, the evil is set free.
by storytellers, of all things.  every so often, they imagine a story good enough to catch its essence.  then it's held prisoner for a while.  in the story.	Like the Genie in the bottle.
captured?  how?	By storytellers, of all things.  Every so often, they imagine a story good enough to catch its essence.  Then it's held prisoner for a while.  In the story.
it can be captured, sometimes.	Captured?  How?
then, in this nightmare in progress, does this thing have any weaknesses?	It can be captured, sometimes.
i think of it as sort of a nightmare in progress.	Then, in this nightmare in progress, does this thing have any weaknesses?
this is still a script we're talking about, right?	I think of it as sort of a nightmare in progress.
killing innocence, one way or the other.	This is still a script we're talking about, right?
what's that?	Killing innocence, one way or the other.
i can tell you what the nightmares are about.  they're about this...entity. whatever you want to call it.  it's old, very old, and it's taken different forms in different times.  the only thing that stays the same about it is what it lives for.	What's that?
robert?  i...	Maybe we should ask him, hmmm?  We've got a surprised, Heather.  A great big surprise for you and our audience.
and how about your co-star in nightmare i.  would you trust him alone with your child?	Robert?  I...
of course he is.  freddy's dead and gone.	And how about your co-star in NIGHTMARE I.  Would you trust him alone with your child?
do you let your child watch your movies?	My child?  No...but...
no, not really.  i...	Do you let your child watch your movies?
now that you have a child, is it possible you've decided horror is bad for children?	No, not really.  I...
i don't know if it has, really.  with the exception of one and three, i've pretty much kept out of it.  i'm working in television now.  the hours let me spend more time with my husband and little boy.	Now that you have a child, is it possible you've decided horror is bad for children?
black's fine.	Me too.
sounds good.  kim, would you get heather and me a coffee?  how you like it, hon?	Black's fine.
coffee'd be nice.	Sounds good.  Kim, would you get Heather and me a coffee?  How you like it, Hon?
can i get you something to drink?	Coffee'd be nice.
now?	Just take a minute.  You'll be glad you did, I bet.
no time like the present.  the car will bring you.	Now?
uh...sure...when?	No time like the present.  The car will bring you.
really!  listen, heather, i won't take but a minute of your time.  it's just that we have something to propose to you, and wonder if you'd stop by the offices. bob'd love to talk to you.	Uh...sure...when?
oh, hi.  i'm fine, sara.  my god, a voice from the past!	Really!  Listen, Heather, I won't take but a minute of your time.  It's just that we have something to propose to you, and wonder if you'd stop by the offices. Bob'd love to talk to you.
heather, this is sara risher over at new line.  how are you?	Oh, hi.  I'm fine, Sara.  My God, a voice from the past!
yes?	Heather, this is Sara Risher over at New Line.  How are you?
what are they doing?	Claiming their place in the world.
he has a lot of hurt inside him.	Well, he better learn to own it. Actions have consequences.  It's not what happens here Alice, it's what they take away with them.
phil, he's not looking inside.  he's just striking out at the world.	He has a lot of hurt inside him.
i haven't forgotten.	Phil, he's not looking inside.  He's just striking out at the world.
because we believed we could make an impact out here.  self reliance and community through the disciplines of sailing.	I haven't forgotten.
we were idealists.	Because we believed we could make an impact out here.  Self reliance and community through the disciplines of sailing.
why did we begin this?	We were idealists.
they've become what you wanted. they're a crew.  that's why he came.	Why did we begin this?
i can take it.	They've become what you wanted. They're a crew.  That's why he came.
you may not like what you hear.	I can take it.
guilty.	On the deck of the Yankee, the night you asked me to marry you.  We weren't much older than they are.
do you remember the last time you and i danced under the stars?	Guilty.
he never would have believed a woman like you existed.	Do you remember the last time you and I danced under the stars?
what?	He never would have believed a woman like you existed.
i am about this.	What?
you sound so sure.	I am about this.
he knows.	You sound so sure.
i'd have liked to have said goodbye.	He knows.
all his years at sea, he never stopped talking about these islands.	You miss him.
your father?	All his years at sea, he never stopped talking about these islands.
he would have loved this.	Your father?
looks like weather.	Yep.
that low passed through last night. may be a little bumpy out there.	It's time these boys saw some real blue water.
did we lose anybody?	Not yet.
she said "none the better, you all go to hell..."	Give me some time to Blow the man down!
weight!  hey!  blow the man down...	She said "None the better, you all go to hell..."
so to all you sailors who've fought wind and whale...	Weight!  Hey!  Blow the man down...
a pretty young maiden she happened my way...	Give me some time to blow the man down...
hey!  weigh!  blow the man down...	A pretty young maiden she happened my way...
oh i was walkin' down lime street one day...	Hey!  Weigh!  Blow the man down...
yes sir.	North, north-east.  And Dick, please make a note of our final position.
carry on.	Yes sir.
everyone out of the rigging now!	Everybody down!  ON THE DOUBLE!!
well, that's all part of it.	We've got weather moving in from the west.
skipper, uh, the crew is pretty much doing group boot over the side.	Well, that's all part of it.
come in.	Skipper, uh, the crew is pretty much doing group boot over the side.
i didn't know sir.	It's your job to know.  If something goes wrong up there, the other eighteen people aboard can't be wondering if he's gonna do his job or not.
why wasn't i made aware of this bill?	I didn't know sir.
raise the inner jib!  raise the forestaysail!	Watch the tell-tales Chuck.  If we jibe now we'll have a lot of people in the water.
we'll bear off to port and run down wind.	Mr. Lawford, stand by to ease the mainsheet.  Rick, get on the jib sheet.  George, John, Philip, Tim and Dick go aloft to unstop the forecourse.  George will show you what to do.  Tod, show your men the forward pinrail and stand ready on the buntlines and clewlines. Forecourse first... work upward.
yes, sir.	Good.  Let's go sailing.
everyone aboard young bill?	Yes, Sir.
fifteen.	Thank you.
how old are you, son?	Fifteen.
my instinct was to not get electrocuted.	How old are you, son?
but your instinct was to lose sail?	My instinct was to not get electrocuted.
skipper called us out of the rigging.	But your instinct was to lose sail?
why didn't you drop any sail?	Skipper called us out of the rigging.
what do you mean?	It's me, don't you see.  Terry's right, I'm the escape hatch.  I disobeyed order.
there's still a way.	What do you mean?
it didn't go over 'til i turned her starboard!	It was an act of God for Christ's sake.
butler, what'd i ever do to you?	You came back, Tod.  You came back.
okay, here's the duty.  gieg, weathers, lapchick, schucart: scrape and paint.  corry and stricklin have the brass.  robinson, you're the galley slave.  march you're on chain gang with barnes. johnston, solo on bilge detail.	Butler, what'd I ever do to you?
when we were growing up i always felt like you would take care of things, that everything would be okay.  but you can't make this okay, can you?	No, I can't.
fine.	All right.  I'm gonna wander over and look at some shoes...
why don't you go and try some of that on?	Okay.
i thought we'd find a store, get you fixed up and then get you some lunch.  that sound good?	Yeah, sure.
where's mom?	I couldn't bring her down here until I knew you were safe.
make us proud.	Yes sir.
what the "bowsprit affair"?	Well, Romeo here was on harbor watch and managed to sweet talk one of the local girls to have a go in the bowsprit.
look, meet us out front when you're through.  if they try to take anything away from you like johnny quest up there, just make a list and we'll have 'em send it down to the boat.	Whatever.
gieg, chuck.	Look, meet us out front when you're through.  If they try to take anything away from you like Johnny Quest up there, just make a list and we'll have 'em send it down to the boat.
rick march.  who the hell are you?	Gieg, Chuck.
yeah.	Rick March.  Who the hell are you?
albatross?	Yeah.
me either.	I feel like... we can do anything.
you know, i never had friends like this.	Me either.
i'll tell you who you are.  you're the glue.  you're the thing that holds everybody around you together. you're strong, you listen and you see things in people the rest of us can't.  it's a gift.	You know, I never had friends like this.
who i am, outside of this boat. what the hell i'm doing here.	I'll tell you who you are.  You're the glue.  You're the thing that holds everybody around you together. You're strong, you listen and you see things in people the rest of us can't.  It's a gift.
figured what out?	Who I am, outside of this boat. What the hell I'm doing here.
i've been getting ninety-sixes my whole life.  it's what they expect. after all this, i still haven't figured it out.	Figured what out?
anonymous.	I've been getting ninety-sixes my whole life.  It's what they expect. After all this, I still haven't figured it out.
what was that?	Anonymous.
that we're going back.  i don't want it to end.  i don't want to be what i was when i left.	What was that?
what?	That we're going back.  I don't want it to end.  I don't want to be what I was when I left.
feels different doesn't it?	What?
i couldn't have done it without you.	Yes you could.  You did.  This is all you.  Nobody else.
this is your moment, don't you see? the instant when you know that your life is never going to be the same again.  when you stand up and are counted.	I couldn't have done it without you.
i just can't believe it.	This is your moment, don't you see? The instant when you know that your life is never going to be the same again.  When you stand up and are counted.
you know?  then why are you up here looking like you're about to jump overboard?!	I just can't believe it.
i know.	You know?  Then why are you up here looking like you're about to jump overboard?!
it's a ninety-one!  it's an 'a'!	I know.
what about you?	It's a ninety-one!  It's an 'A'!
congratulations.	What about you?
ninety-six.	Congratulations.
yeah.  how'd you do.	Ninety-six.
you okay?	Yeah.  How'd you do.
believe what?	Her name.  Bregitta.  It's poetry.
bregitta.  do you believe it?	Believe what?
they were gonna put me into special- ed this year.  i stole a copy of my transcript, changed all the grades. shit, who am i kidding.  i'll never pass the boards.	Listen, you don't cheat, and we'll make sure you get the grades.  We'll start a private study group.  Nobody knows.  You'll ace that test.
you're not a moron.	Wanna bet?  Takes me half a day to get through one chapter of Lawford and I still don't have any idea what the hell he's talkin' about.  You know why it takes me so long to write papers?  because I can't spell.  While everybody else is sleeping, I'm in the rack with a flashlight and a dictionary.
i doctored my grades so i'd make the cut.  i'm a moron, okay?  you satisfied?!	You're not a moron.
what?	I doctored my grades so I'd make the cut.  I'm a moron, okay?  You satisfied?!
i cheated to get on the boat!!!  all right?!	What?
if you're gonna cheat, you might as well copy off somebody who's gonna get the answer right.	You've gotta be kidding.  Get the fuck outta my way!
yeah, that's right.  you wanna come in and shake it for me?	If you're gonna cheat, you might as well copy off somebody who's gonna get the answer right.
where you going?	To take a piss.
yeah.	My old man split along time ago.  It doesn't mean anything.  You just take care of number one that's all that matters.
that's what they get for not locking the door.	So I'm standing there and you could hear a pin drop.  No breathing or snoring... Suddenly it hits me that somethin' was goin' on that just stopped, really fast, like people are holding their breath.
i walked in on my parents one time. it was only like eight o'clock and they were in bed and i thought that was kinda weird so i just walked in.	That's what they get for not locking the door.
what do you mean?	I mean she looks pretty damn good in her all-together for being thirty.
she isn't that old.	What do you mean?
he does.	You don't give him enough credit Chas.
nobody says you have to be like me.	He does.
i'm just not like you.  ya know? i'm never going to go to yale.  i'm never going to be "william".	Nobody says you have to be like me.
because it looks good.	I'm just not like you.  Ya know? I'm never going to go to Yale.  I'm never going to be "William".
why then.	Because it looks good.
that's not why he's sending me.	Why then.
i thought this was your dream come true.	That's not why he's sending me.
it's not a vacation, it's private school.	I thought this was your dream come true.
it's no my fault i was born first. besides, nobody ever sent me on an eight month vacation, so ease up on the sad sack stuff.	It's not a vacation, it's private school.
i was just thinking that i never had a new pair of shoes till i was twelve.	It's no my fault I was born first. Besides, nobody ever sent me on an eight month vacation, so ease up on the sad sack stuff.
you gonna jump?  or are you just having a last look?	I was just thinking that I never had a new pair of shoes till I was twelve.
you weren't there, you don't know what happened.	I know enough.
i gotta go.	You weren't there, you don't know what happened.
is it true phil?	I gotta go.
well that's just typical isn't it?	Is it true Phil?
everybody's saying this whole tribunal is happening because of your father.  because of you.	Well that's just typical isn't it?
can we talk?	I guess.
you only hurt yourself you know?	Like you really care.  Like any of you give a shit what happens to me.
what's the difference?	You only hurt yourself you know?
why'd you do it?	What's the difference?
yeah, but how are you supposed to make the first move?	Like this!
god damn it man.  i think he broke my nose!	Shut up, Phil.
hey, shut up will ya?	It was a bad dream...
but that's not the point...	That is the point... And Skipper'll slip off the hook.
they don't know that.  we were the only one's on deck. look, there's nothing they can do to me right?  i'm a kid.	But that's not the point...
you taking the order wouldn't have changed anything.	They don't know that.  We were the only one's on deck. Look, there's nothing they can do to me right?  I'm a kid.
we all have problems.	I'm pissin' fire man.
listen man, i think i have a problem.	We all have problems.
sorry to here it.	Well, and it's pretty cool too, ya know?  Bein' here together an all...
goodbye mom.  i'll be okay.	I know you will.
look, i just better go.	Goodbye Mom.  I'll be okay.
passport?	Look, I just better go.
yes.	Passport?
do you have your ticket?	Yes.
it says she was originally schooner rigged, but captain sheldrake turned her into a brigantine.  i think square rigs look so much more romantic.	Me too.
no, i didn't.	It says she was originally Schooner rigged, but Captain Sheldrake turned her into a brigantine.  I think square rigs look so much more romantic.
honey, did you know that the albatross was captured by the germans during world war ii?	No, I didn't.
i can't go in there.	What are you talking about.
what are they doing?	I can't make it out?
jesus, you never told them?	I couldn't.
my brother.  he fell out of the old beech tree.  broke his neck.  i was on a camp out.  they started going at it, throwin' things, a real knock down...  they didn't find him 'till the next morning.  they didn't even know why he was up there.	Jesus, you never told them?
who?	My brother.  He fell out of the old beech tree.  Broke his neck.  I was on a camp out.  They started going at it, throwin' things, a real knock down...  They didn't find him 'till the next morning.  They didn't even know why he was up there.
that's how he died you know.	Who?
it works?	Swear to God.  Only good advice he ever gave me.  Now, go back to sleep.
my dad.	It works?
who told you that?	My dad.
here's the thing; whenever you're having a nightmare, all you have to do is say 1-2-3 wake up!  you'll be out of it.  you'll wake up.	Who told you that?
it was so real...	Here's the thing; whenever you're having a nightmare, all you have to do is say 1-2-3 wake up!  You'll be out of it.  You'll wake up.
depths of hell... ohio.  how 'bout you?	Kennet Square, PA.  'Mushroom capital of the world'.
where are you from any way?	Depths of hell... Ohio.  How 'bout you?
how do you know?  they might.	'Cause they're getting a divorce.  That's why they sent me here.  My sister's at Tabor.  They just wanted us out of the house so they could get down to business.
my parents don't do it anymore.	How do you know?  They might.
what'd you do?	I said "Sorry, wrong room" and walked away.
my mother says in this really low, but very awake kind of voice "what?"	What'd you do?
so... what happened?	My mother says in this really low, but very awake kind of voice "What?"
no way!	Come on man, what'd they look like?
ya know... "it".	That's like wondering if your mom and dad do it.  Who wants to know?
do what?	Ya know... "It".
you think skipper and alice do it?	Do what?
i'm sorry i left you hanging up there.	It doesn't matter.  Really.  I'm just sorry you got chewed out.
i'm used to spending a lot of time alone.  i guess that's what i thought it would be out here.  but, it's not is it?	I'm sorry I left you hanging up there.
forget it.	I'm used to spending a lot of time alone.  I guess that's what I thought it would be out here.  But, it's not is it?
i feel like i got you into this.	Forget it.
i just brought you something to eat.	I feel like I got you into this.
look, i appreciate, you know, the concern and all, but like he said, i can take care of myself.	I just brought you something to eat.
good.	Look, I appreciate, you know, the concern and all, but like he said, I can take care of myself.
fine.	Good.
how ya doing?	Fine.
jesus.	I can't watch this.
what the hell is going on?	Maybe it's an air raid.
i don't know.	You should tell him.  That's something he can take with him.
does phil know how you guys feel?	I don't know.
they have every right chuck.	They send us because they want us to change, or grow up or something and then they try to keep us the same.
i mean he has all these expectations and he doesn't even know who his own kid is.  what right did then have to show up here?	They have every right Chuck.
it's his father sir.  he's suffocating him.  we've all seen it...	I mean he has all these expectations and he doesn't even know who his own kid is.  What right did then have to show up here?
of a fight he can't win out here.	It's his father sir.  He's suffocating him.  We've all seen it...
of what?	Of a fight he can't win out here.
the dolphin was a symptom.	Of what?
he killed the dolphin.	The Dolphin was a symptom.
why do you think i'm sending him home?	He killed the dolphin.
close the door.  sit down.	Why do you think I'm sending him home?
sir...?	Close the door.  Sit down.
can't do it.	Sir...?
the fact is... we'd like you to give phil another chance.	Can't do it.
well, spit it out.	The fact is... We'd like you to give Phil another chance.
i'm here on behalf of the crew, sir.	Well, spit it out.
what's on your mind?	I'm here on behalf of the crew, sir.
shouldn't we turn away?	You can't run from the wind son. You trim your sails, face the music and let the chips fall.  Bill, let's close her up, dog, tight.
would you, um, say it's a big storm?	Sometimes it gets exciting out here.
uh, huh.	Would you, um, say it's a big storm?
remember something, sooner or later... we all have to face it.	Face what?
you all right?	It was my fault.  I slipped.
yes, sir.	All stop on the engine.
northeast sir!	Unfurl the squares!
speak up boy!	Northeast sir!
ah... northeast... sir.	Speak up boy!
yes sir.	Gentleman, when you hear an order, sing out.  I want to know that you've heard and understand.  Raise the mainsail.
hold her steady into the wind. southwest by west.	Yes sir.
he left his passport in curacao. it's being mailed to panama.	That is unfortunate.  We'll have to take him with us.
stow away?	He left his passport in Curacao. It's being mailed to Panama.
your cannons made a compelling argument.	Stow away?
but you invited is aboard.	Your cannons made a compelling argument.
so is violating international law.	But you invited is aboard.
chicken is a fool's game captain.	So is violating international law.
so when the captain gave you an order contrary to your training, you thought he was making a mistake?	No.
let the blow drive the boat down wind.  neutralize our canvas.	So when the captain gave you an order contrary to your training, you thought he was making a mistake?
then what do you think he was trying to do.	Let the blow drive the boat down wind.  Neutralize our canvas.
no.	Then what do you think he was trying to do.
is that what you were trained to do?	No.
twice.	Is that what you were trained to do?
but the captain ordered you hard to starboard.	Twice.
i thought we'd have a better chance if i headed into the wind so we could spill air from our sails.	But the Captain ordered you hard to starboard.
why didn't you turn hard to port as the wind hit?	I thought we'd have a better chance if I headed into the wind so we could spill air from our sails.
what is it we can do for you today?	Well, we've come to give our boy a little break from the monotony.
well, you never can tell these days, can you?	What is it we can do for you today?
and, of course, we are.	Well, you never can tell these days, can you?
well, we thought we'd drop in and see if you were all still in one piece.	And, of course, we are.
we'll do our best.  you're welcome to say goodbye.	He's a big boy.
take good care of my son.	We'll do our best.  You're welcome to say goodbye.
it will be more than that, i can promise you.	Take good care of my son.
i'll be frank with you.  this was his mother's idea.  a romp through the caribbean on a sailboat sounds more like a vacation than an education if you ask me.	It will be more than that, I can promise you.
happily, it all worked out... this time.  bill, take philip below and help him find a bunk.	I'll be frank with you.  This was his mother's idea.  A romp through the Caribbean on a sailboat sounds more like a vacation than an education if you ask me.
and i would have expected compensation for my time and expense coming all the way down here.	Happily, it all worked out... This time.  Bill, take Philip below and help him find a bunk.
this is a working ship.  promptness is not a luxury, it's a necessity, as is the work to maintain her.  had we been ready, i can assure you we would have sailed.	And I would have expected compensation for my time and expense coming all the way down here.
indentured servitude is not what my son had in mind.	This is a working ship.  Promptness is not a luxury, it's a necessity, as is the work to maintain her.  Had we been ready, I can assure you we would have sailed.
as you can see, there's a lot to do.	Indentured servitude is not what my son had in mind.
your cable said you wouldn't be putting out until mid-october.	As you can see, there's a lot to do.
i'm francis boutillier.  this is my son, philip.	I know.
oh, on the contrary, the albatross is considered a very good omen.  it is said they embody the spirits of sailors passed on.  it's very bad luck if you kill one.  and dolphins too.	I'm Francis Boutillier.  This is my son, Philip.
albatross?  doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.	Oh, on the contrary, the Albatross is considered a very good omen.  It is said they embody the spirits of sailors passed on.  It's very bad luck if you kill one.  And dolphins too.
who is it philip?	It's okay.  I'll be in, in a minute.  Look, what do you want?
well, what does it have to do with? us?	No.  Look, it's me okay?  Can't it just be about me?  For once?
it has nothing to do with him.	Well, what does it have to do with? Us?
listen to me, you thankless little prick.  we're your parents, so don't you dare talk to me disrespectfully. what the hell is it, this captain? because i'll see him in a rowboat...	It has nothing to do with him.
oh, really?	Look, you put me on this boat in the first place.  I didn't want to come but I did.  Why do you have to embarrass me.  Why can't you just leave me alone?
i can take care of myself.	Oh, really?
spying?!	I can take care of myself.
humor me.  eat it anyway.	Why are you here?
i should be eating with the crew.	Humor me.  Eat it anyway.
what's wrong, you don't like steak?	I should be eating with the crew.
they think we're carrying cuban refugees.  skipper, they mean to board us.	Not a chance.  Remind them that according to the Geneva Convention, firing on a civilian vessel on the high sea is an act of war.
jesus.  she's got guns.	She's Cuban.
what's that?	They'll know about it in the morning.
they're in a hurry to grow up.  they don't know about consequences or responsibility.  that's being sixteen too.  i promise you one thing...	What's that?
and being sixteen.	They're in a hurry to grow up.  They don't know about consequences or responsibility.  That's being sixteen too.  I promise you one thing...
spirits have a way of bringing that out.	And being sixteen.
immortality.	Spirits have a way of bringing that out.
what's that?	A padlock.
i guess we know what the next acquisition for the galley is going to be...	What's that?
son-of-a-bitch.	We're short one long boat too.  Come on.
i'm sorry, skip.  it's this damned book.  lawford gave it to me.	Son-of-a-bitch.
you're officer of the watch, george.	I'm sorry, Skip.  It's this damned book.  Lawford gave it to me.
what?!  what's happening?!!	You're officer of the watch, George.
yes sir.	You know the best thing about being a Skipper is the worst thing.  It's all my responsibility.  So I'll tell you what George, you stay off of my bridge, and I'll stay out of your galley.  We'll get along that way.
i need to know what i'm working with; what their boundaries are. their lives depend on it, and for that matter so does yours.  we've got to bring them together.  make them a crew.  we're as strong as our weakest link and i don't want to find that out the hard way.  so, i will challenge them and they will come together.	Yes sir.
yes.  i do.	I need to know what I'm working with; what their boundaries are. Their lives depend on it, and for that matter so does yours.  We've got to bring them together.  Make them a crew.  We're as strong as our weakest link and I don't want to find that out the hard way.  So, I will challenge them and they will come together.
you do?	Yes.  I do.
i think you were too hard on weathers.	You do?
jesus!  what the hell happened to him.	Lemme go!  Lemme go!!
me, too.	Why would you do that?
hell, they even kicked me outa vo- tech 'cause i couldn't read a slide rule.	I can show you how to use a slide rule.
we'll think of something.	Oh, praise the lord.  Relax everybody.  Everything is under control.  The jug head's going to think of something.
how the hell are we gonna get outta here?	We'll think of something.
that's enough.	How the hell are we gonna get outta here?
yeah, well you're really gonna have some bad dreams if we find out you didn't.	That's enough.
oh jesus, oh jesus.  man i knew we shouldn't have gone.  i tried to tell you.  i tried to tell you.  you guys made me come!  you made me come!!	Will you shut up?  You sound like my fucking sister.
why, man?	I don't have to listen to this.
it matters to me.	Okay donut.  Whatever you say.
they tell you that?	I figured it out.
damn, porkchop, you sound just like a guy who ain't never seen a pair.	I've seen 'em.  I've seen 'em.
what?  come on...	On the dog watch, night after the storm, I look down into the skylight above Skipper's cabin and there she was, peelin' down.
trust me donut.  i know.	What?  Come on...
how would you know?	Trust me donut.  I know.
if you've got "a broad" available i'll take her.	Like you'd know what to do with one.
i'll read it.  i mean i don't mind.	Shut up donut.
don't ever call me stupid.	Come on, he didn't mean anything.
i couldn't do it.	Well, as soon as you grow some balls, let me know.
because i felt like it.  what do you care?	I couldn't do it.
why'd you jump?	Because I felt like it.  What do you care?
what's your problem?	Why'd you jump?
then he shouldn't have written such a long poem, mr. lawford.	Read on, young John.  Read on. College boards are coming.
the rust won't wait for you to read conrad, goodall.	Then he shouldn't have written such a long poem, Mr. Lawford.
what?	If it were only that simple, my young friend.  Read on, gentlemen. Read on.
what is it... the secret?	What?
this isn't just a story!!  it's history made allegory.  it is a philosophical handbook for life!  it holds the secret of this very voyage.	What is it... the secret?
much have i traveled in realms of gold/ and many goodly states and kingdoms seen/ round many western islands have i been/ which bards in fealty to apollo hold/ oft of one wide expanse had i been told/ that deep-browed homer ruled as his demesne.	You know what he is talking about here?
that's not a satisfactory answer.	Look, save it for somebody else will ya.  This ancient shit doesn't have anything to do with me.
i don't.	You will if you wanna eat.  Right George?
if he's a cuban, castro wears a dress.	Nobody aboard my ship is going anywhere.
terry left his passport in curacao. we could hide him...	No.  Bring him on deck with the others.
what's that?	Terry left his passport in Curacao. We could hide him...
we've got a problem.	What's that?
what do you think?	Barometer's dropping.  The first blow'll come from the south.  Might get interesting.
tie it off!!	Outer.
what's wrong mr. lawford.	It seems we're short on singers.
well, that was neighborly.	He didn't get to be Under Secretary of the Air Force by being neighborly.
about yourself?	About anything.
it hurts too much to care.	About yourself?
you're the one who doesn't care, phil.	It hurts too much to care.
fuck off man.  it's just a fish.	No, Phil.  It's a mammal.
they're waving... handkerchiefs or something.	What?
you gotta be kidding?  he's a human chum line!	No self respecting shark is gonna take a bite out of you.
i don't know.  we gotta get 'im outta here before skipper sees him like this.	Son of a bitch!!
it's outta here!	Come on man.  Let's just talk about it.
roger meris, steps up, it's a corker down the pipe...	It's outta here!
no way phil.  not like this.	Roger Meris, steps up, it's a corker down the pipe...
fandango, junior.  i'm gonna do some limbo baby!!	No way Phil.  Not like this.
phil.  what are you doing?	Fandango, Junior.  I'm gonna do some limbo baby!!
but, they don't speak english.	There are some things that everybody does in the same language.
you've gotta be kidding?	But, they don't speak English.
what are we supposed to talk about?	You've gotta be kidding?
how long you been standing there?	Long enough.
i'm not gonna kill it.	You already have.  Now go on.  Do it.
joy, rapture...	Each one of you will be responsible for one student.  I'll expect you to be courteous.  You represent this school and your country.  We'll sail in the morning.
i have arranged to host a good will cruise for the dutch students of the local school there.	Joy, rapture...
do me a favor and tell bill once she's dogged down i want everyone to break out their slickers and make sure their gear is stowed or we'll spend the next week sorting underwear.  lawford, bill, mike, john, and phil will stand the watch.  everyone else hit the racks.	I'm not staying out here.
no, sir.	Excellent.  Bill, find Mr. Weathers a position to suit his condition.
no.	Then keep your mouth shut.
do you have something to say?	No.
suicidal...	The first thing is I don't like people talking when I'm talking so the two of you, shut up.
you're a day late.  we keep a schedule aboard ship.  lives depend on it.  hello, philip.	Sir.
i hate you, you son of a bitch!!!	No.  Hate the fear inside of you! Climb like a man mister!  Hate it! Hate it away.  Hate your way up one more rung!!  Do it right now!!
are you hating this?!  are you!	I hate you, you son of a bitch!!!
aaauuuhhh!!!	Are you hating this?!  Are you!
you climb damn it, or so help me i'll haul you to the foretop by your diaper and leave you there!	Aaauuuhhh!!!
i can't.	You climb damn it, or so help me I'll haul you to the foretop by your diaper and leave you there!
don't look down.  look in my eyes! climb!  we'll do it together.	I can't.
what are you blubbering about?	I don't know...
i'm sorry...	Sorry won't cut it.
what's it going to be?	I'm sorry...
what?	Up you go.  Right now.
swing up, son.	What?
yes.	Isn't also true that his vessel went down off of Nantucket?  Lost everyone on board.  In fair weather no less.
do you think this is funny?  some kind of joke?  you lost six people out there.	I don't think one second of this is funny, sir.
yes, that's true.	Do you think this is funny?  Some kind of joke?  You lost six people out there.
... and that you invited him to strike you?  to fight it out on the deck of your ship?!	Yes, that's true.
for killing a dolphin.	... and that you invited him to strike you?  To fight it out on the deck of your ship?!
is it true that the reason you expelled philip boutillier...	For killing a dolphin.
they are much more than that, sir.	Is it true that the reason you expelled Philip Boutillier...
except, a "white squall".  with all due respect captain sheldrake, they're only boys...	They are much more than that, sir.
we'd come twelve thousand miles together, through every kind of seas imaginable...	Except, a "White Squall".  With all due respect Captain Sheldrake, they're only boys...
you really felt that your crew were up for the conditions.	We'd come twelve thousand miles together, through every kind of seas imaginable...
i can't be sure.	You really felt that your crew were up for the conditions.
what makes you so sure it was one?	I can't be sure.
no.	What makes you so sure it was one?
sir, were you aware at any time of the use of alcohol among the crew.	Yes, I was.
he climbed when he was ready.	Were you aware that his brother was killed in a fall.
is it true that you forced robin weathers to climb the mast when it was clear that he was acrophobic.	He climbed when he was ready.
i don't know that anything could have prevented what happened.	Then what are you trying to say then?
if this young man had responded instantly to your command, do you believe the ship might have been spared?	I don't know that anything could have prevented what happened.
and you didn't do anything about it?	No.  I didn't.
the papers are going to eat you alive.  even if you beat it, you'll never get another commission.  they want someone to be accountable.	I am accountable.
... absolutely not.	The papers are going to eat you alive.  Even if you beat it, you'll never get another commission.  They want someone to be accountable.
the families... want your ticket. turn it in, we forget the whole thing.  everybody goes home.	... Absolutely not.
i used to helm a school ship.  a long time ago.	The Coast Guard 'Eagle'.  She never lost a race while you were Skipper.
it wasn't hard.	I used to helm a school ship.  A long time ago.
how'd you manage to piss off a guy as powerful as francis boutillier?	It wasn't hard.
may i ask you something?	How'd you manage to piss off a guy as powerful as Francis Boutillier?
i understand.	May I ask you something?
there are allegations questioning your competence with regard to the command of the albatross.  i have been instructed to convene a formal tribunal to determine whether or not negligence played a part in the sinking.	I understand.
i was trying to get her up wind! that's what you do when you're hit a-beam.  or maybe you're too stupid to know that!	That's not what Skipper thought.  He was trying to spill air from the main!
everybody knows why she went over tod.  you jibed the boat.	I was trying to get her up wind! That's what you do when you're hit a-beam.  Or maybe you're too stupid to know that!
what's that supposed to mean?!	Everybody knows why she went over Tod.  You jibed the boat.
easy for you to say.	What's that supposed to mean?!
don't mind him, chucky.  you're talking to a guy whose idea of big romance is a palm full of vaseline.	Screw you, Valentino.  I haven't seen you swapping spit with anybody.
soon as we ship it'll be "forgetta".	Don't mind him, Chucky.  You're talking to a guy whose idea of big romance is a palm full of Vaseline.
well, that's so good to hear, artie. you know some of us depend on you down this way. you're so entertainin' and you get so many interestin' guests.	Thank you. It's listeners such as yourself who made me want to get up out of that hospital bed and back into the studio as fast as I could.
i'm fine, thank you. i had a cardiac infarction but i'm on a new diet and exercising regularly. i've never felt better.	Well, that's so good to hear, Artie. You know some of us depend on you down this way. You're so entertainin' and you get so many interestin' guests.
how ya feelin', artie? i heard you wasn't doin' too well recent.	I'm fine, thank you. I had a cardiac infarction but I'm on a new diet and exercising regularly. I've never felt better.
yes, ma'am. what's on your almost- perfect mind this evening?	How ya feelin', Artie? I heard you wasn't doin' too well recent.
artie? that you, artie?	Yes, ma'am. What's on your almost- perfect mind this evening?
come in, montgomery, alabama.	Artie? That you, Artie?
so you're gonna be needin' the "blue- bird" pretty soon?	Real soon... I'll be makin' the swap tomorrow, and thanks again, Beany.
can't all husbands be perfect, and your elmo prob'ly wouldn'ta ever got that second one pregnant, you hadn't kicked his ass out.	So you're gonna be needin' the "blue- bird" pretty soon?
i didn't hate me so much, i'd feel better wishin' you luck.	Can't all husbands be perfect, and your Elmo prob'ly wouldn'ta ever got that second one pregnant, you hadn't kicked his ass out.
meetin' him at the gate. that phone call this afternoon was the signal. my deranged mama's hid the keys to my car. but of course, i know exactly where they are.	I didn't hate me so much, I'd feel better wishin' you luck.
seein's how you're about as thick as a used string of unwaxed dental floss, don't know how you can criticize.	Yeah, well, if he says that all that flab turns into dick at midnight, he's a liar.
he's so ugly. guys with beards and beer guts ain't quite my type.	Seein's how you're about as thick as a used string of unwaxed dental floss, don't know how you can criticize.
why? he's right in the groove.	He's so ugly. Guys with beards and beer guts ain't quite my type.
i can dig this music... but not that singer.	Why? He's right in the groove.
i'd just soon have a paper bag rather than a plastic one, if it's same to you.	We don't have no paper bags.
yessir.	Then lemme throw in a couple more things.
y'all take american express?	Yessir.
this be it?	Y'all take American Express?
sorry, gentlemen. i'm 'most finished on my shoppin' here.	This be it?
fuck me.	Someday honey, I will... But I have to be goin' now... Conta i no joras...
whisper it... whisper "fuck me"... whisper... whisper... whisper... whisper...	Fuck me.
no way... get out!!!	Say it!... I'LL TEAR YOUR FUCKIN' HEART OUT, GIRL... Say "fuck me" soft - then I'll leave. Say "fuck me"... Whisper it... Then I'll leave... Say it... Say it - Say it - Say it...
bobby peru grab you now... hold you tight... feel everythin' in you now... stay quiet... say "fuck me" and then i'll leave.	No way... GET OUT!!!
get out.	Am I scarin' ya?... Your pussy wet?... Come on... is it?...  Hey, don't jump back so slow... I thought you was a bunny... Bunny jump fast - you jump back slow... Mean somethin', don't it?... Means somethin' to me... Means you want Bobby Peru... You want Bobby Peru to fuck you hard baby - open you up like a Christmas present.
you know, i really do like a woman with tits like yours that talks tough and acts like she can fuck like a bunny... can you fuck like that?... you like it like a bunny?... huh?... cause baby, i'll fuck you like a real good like a big ol' jack-rabbit bunny... jump all around in that hole... bobby peru doesn't come up for air.	Get out.
you used the toilet, now you can go - what i do around here ain't any of your business, that's for sure.	You know, I really do like a woman with tits like yours that talks tough and acts like she can fuck like a bunny... Can you fuck like that?... You like it like a bunny?... Huh?... Cause baby, I'll fuck you like a real good like a big ol' jack-rabbit bunny... Jump all around in that hole... Bobby Peru doesn't come up for air.
hey... you gotta smell in this room of puke... you been pukin' in here, little girl? huh?... you sick?... pregnant?	You used the toilet, now you can go - what I do around here ain't any of your business, that's for sure.
well... yeah - okay.	I don't mean your head head - I'm not gonna piss on your head - your hair an' all... Just piss in the toilet. Y'all take a listen - here a deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru.
man, i gotta take a piss bad... can i use your head there?	Well... Yeah - okay.
no, he's out changin' the oil in the car.	Man, I gotta take a piss bad... Can I use your head there?
hey, pretty woman... sailor here?	No, he's out changin' the oil in the car.
how old are you?	Twenty.
what's cao ben?	How old are you?
what is it?	Panty hose. Work better'n stockin's. Pull one of the legs down over your face and let the other leg trail behind your head. You get the pistol.  Remember, soon as we get inside, you keep that bad boy up where those hicks can see it. Once they notice the Ithaca and the Smith, they'll know we ain't foolin' with 'em.
that's right... take one of these.	What is it?
why should it?	That's right... Take one of these.
she's my girl... she's drivin'... that bother you?	Why should it?
what's she doin' here?	She's my girl... She's drivin'... That bother you?
...but damn man... this better go smooth.	Like takin' candy from a fuckin' baby...
yeah... yeah... i guess so... that kind'a money'd get us a long way down that yellow brick road...	...But DAMN man... This better go smooth.
hey... i never said you was a pussy... always figured you had the big ol' round balls for this kind'a thing... sure would set you and that pretty little girl up good.	Yeah... yeah... I guess so... That kind'a money'd get us a long way down that yellow brick road...
i don't particularly care for that kind of talk, bobby.	Hey... I never said you was a pussy... Always figured you had the big ol' round balls for this kind'a thing... Sure would set you and that pretty little girl up good.
this is easy money, pardner... no ones gonna get hurt in this thing... and i don't think you can afford not to take it... i'll be bringin' the eldo 'round the front of the motel at ten tomorrow mornin'... if you ain't a pussy - you'll be there.	I don't particularly care for that kind of talk, Bobby.
forty bucks...	This is easy money, pardner... No ones gonna get hurt in this thing... And I don't think you can afford not to take it... I'll be bringin' the Eldo 'round the front of the motel at ten tomorrow mornin'... If you ain't a pussy - you'll be there.
how much money you have between the two a'ya right now?...	Forty bucks...
have now.	Come on outside, I got somethin' to show ya.
don't think about it too long.  you had enough?	Have now.
i ain't fuckin' sure, bobby.	Don't think about it too long.  You had enough?
just took a guess is all... you in or out on this deal?	I ain't fuckin' sure, Bobby.
she really say she was pregnant?	Just took a guess is all... You in or out on this deal?
talked to her this afternoon... while you was out.	She really say she was pregnant?
when did you talk to lula?	Talked to her this afternoon... While you was out.
couple grand or more'd give you two a leg up. get you to the west coast, mexico, most anyplace, with a few dollars in your jeans. i got it figured good, sailor.	When did you talk to Lula?
lula tell you she's pregnant?	Couple grand or more'd give you two a leg up. Get you to the west coast, Mexico, most anyplace, with a few dollars in your jeans. I got it figured good, Sailor.
well... i mean like lula bein' in a family way.	Lula tell you she's pregnant?
whattaya mean family?	Well... I mean like Lula bein' in a family way.
be easy, sailor. there's two employees. i take one in the back to open the safe, you keep the other'n covered... you ain't plannin' on raisin' a fam'ly in big tuna, are ya?	Whattaya mean family?
no... i don't think so, man.	Be easy, Sailor. There's two employees. I take one in the back to open the safe, you keep the other'n covered... You ain't plannin' on raisin' a fam'ly in Big Tuna, are ya?
feed store keeps up to five k in their safe. need me a good boy for back-up. even split. you interested?	No... I don't think so, man.
what's that?	Feed store keeps up to five K in their safe. Need me a good boy for back-up. Even split. You interested?
i been studyin' a situation over in lobo, take two men to handle it.	What's that?
ready for another?	Why not?
wouldn'ta guessed it, that's sure.	Ready for another?
oil, gas, cattle, farmin'. ain't nobody shows off around here. iguana county's one of the richest in texas.	Wouldn'ta guessed it, that's sure.
they look like a bunch of good ol' boys to me. i guess it's oil money, huh?	Oil, gas, cattle, farmin'. Ain't nobody shows off around here. Iguana County's one of the richest in Texas.
then you're a member... three or four millionaires in here right now.	They look like a bunch of good ol' boys to me. I guess it's oil money, huh?
no.	Then you're a member... Three or four millionaires in here right now.
you an indian?	No.
no.	You an indian?
you black?	No.
thought you said this was a private club. how come i'm allowed in without bein' a member?	You black?
sorry to hear it.	New Orleans, huh?... We was just there.
restin' in our room. she ain't been feelin' well.	Sorry to hear it.
hell, no, belongs to my girl's sister. the sister's been over to new orleans, lets us have it while she's gone. where's that pretty little lady of yours today?	Restin' in our room. She ain't been feelin' well.
this your car?	Hell, no, belongs to my girl's sister. The sister's been over to New Orleans, lets us have it while she's gone. Where's that pretty little lady of yours today?
thought maybe sparky and buddy'd taken ya. come on, i'll drive.	This your car?
no, haven't heard of it.	Thought maybe Sparky and Buddy'd taken ya. Come on, I'll drive.
let's go by rosarita's. you been there yet?	No, haven't heard of it.
that'd be fine, bobby.	Let's go by Rosarita's. You been there yet?
how 'bout a beer?	That'd be fine, Bobby.
thanks, bobby, 'bout done.	How 'bout a beer?
need a hand?	Thanks, Bobby, 'bout done.
i'm from all over.	You was in the Marines, huh?
what's gonna happen when he sees me drivin' the car tomorrow?	Maybe he'll get a little nervous, but who gives a shit?
that's right... could have a bad accident, though... before... durin'... or after a hold-up...	What's gonna happen when he sees me drivin' the car tomorrow?
no, of course.	That's right... Could have a bad accident, though... before... durin'... or after a hold-up...
what'd you say?	No, of course.
used to.	What'd you say?
no shit?!?! you know him?	Used to.
that guy sailor came around this afternoon... asked me if there was a contract out on 'im.	No shit?!?! You know him?
the cobra's waitin' to strike, chica.	That guy Sailor came around this afternoon... Asked me if there was a contract out on 'im.
you heard from reggie?	Juana called. They're stayin' another week.
wish i'd fuckin' cut you up good.	You heard from Reggie?
ain't never had no girl pull a blade on me.	Wish I'd fuckin' cut you up good.
you still screwing sixteen-year-olds in the ass?	Ain't never had no girl pull a blade on me.
told ya i would. you still riled?	You still screwing sixteen-year-olds in the ass?
nice of you to drop by.	Told ya I would. You still riled?
about. where lafitte crosses over galvez highway. state road 86.	Thanks.
you say it's straight ahead a mile?	About. Where Lafitte crosses over Galvez Highway. State Road 86.
club zanzibar.	You say it's straight ahead a mile?
what's the name of it?	Club Zanzibar.
mostly black though in that boogie place.	What's the name of it?
gas?	Got enough, thanks. We're lookin' for a place has some music, where we can maybe do some dancin' - get somethin' to eat, too. Anything like that around here?
that's what i mean... always looked like you was just knocked out in love... was real nice to see.	I'll tell ya though, it's comin' up to the time when Marietta and me might just set up house together and settle down... I think that time's comin' up right soon. But like you said, everythin's relative.
not for lack of love, i can tell ya that.	That's what I mean... Always looked like you was just knocked out in love... Was real nice to see.
it's none of my business, but when are you and marietta gonna tie the knot? i always wondered why you never did.	Not for lack of love, I can tell ya that.
no sir...	It's none of my business, but when are you and Marietta gonna tie the knot? I always wondered why you never did.
you hitched yet?	No sir...
sounds right... i'll check it out.	You hitched yet?
hell, that rings a bell. someone told me somebody lookin' like her was at the nothin' fancy yesterday.	Sounds right... I'll check it out.
actually, i'm lookin' for marietta's daughter, lula. her and 'er beau took off the other day. marietta's real upset about it.	Hell, that rings a bell. Someone told me somebody lookin' like her was at the Nothin' Fancy yesterday.
so who you out sleuthin' for now?... can i help ya?	Actually, I'm lookin' for Marietta's daughter, Lula. Her and 'er beau took off the other day. Marietta's real upset about it.
set one up.	So who you out sleuthin' for now?... Can I help ya?
what'll it be? the regular? black label?	Set one up.
no... she's fine. back home.	What'll it be? The regular? Black Label?
everythin's relative. where's that marietta pace fortune? you two didn't split up, i hope.	No... She's fine. Back home.
real good, chet... it's been awhile.	Everythin's relative. Where's that Marietta Pace Fortune? You two didn't split up, I hope.
hey!!!... johnnie farragut. how are you, my man.	Real good, Chet... It's been awhile.
but how are you finding new orleans, senor farragut?	Call me Johnnie... N.O. has always been a good town to sit around in.
so, it's back to the islands.	Yes. Mr. San Pedro Sula spoke yesterday to his son, Archibald Leach San Pedro Sula, who is named after Cary Grant, and he told them there was a shooting.
i thought you two were in austin, texas. or takes-us, as they say in these parts.	We were. Now Mr. San Pedro Sula and I are on our way back to Utila, in the morning.
no big buildings like in new orleans.	Whattaya do there?
alright... by all means. make yourselves at home.	Muchas gracias.
he wants to take mr. san pedro sula and me bass fishing.	We are in the same businesses and also we are fishermen.
mr. san pedro sula's authorized to carry a .45.	United States Marine issue, before they made the unfortunate switch to the less dependable nine millimeters. I have it here, in my briefcase.
mr. san pedro sula's permit to kill.	Only if necessary, of course, and only in my own country.
that is my permiso.	Mr. San Pedro Sula's permit to kill.
mr. san pedro sula's got an appliance shop.	But I am also with the government.
oh, many things...	Mr. San Pedro Sula's got an appliance shop.
mr. san pedro sula is from honduras.	Do you know Honduras, Johnny?
what happened on the charges?	Guilty on a reduced charge. Hundred dollar fine and ordered to desist. Pigeons carry diseases and muss up the place. You seen it. Plain filth.
woman drivin' down the street spotted me with on a roof with my rifle. she called the police and they came over and arrested me. thought i was a sniper! boys at the vfw loved that one. cops didn't understand about the pigeons, the damage they do to personal property. i used to complain to the city but they never lifted a finger. i was gonna put out poison, but i was afraid somebody's cat would eat it. hell, i had six cats myself. so i used the .22 because it didn't make much noise and the ammo was cheap.	What happened on the charges?
if your neighbors didn't mind, how'd you get put out of business?	Woman drivin' down the street spotted me with on a roof with my rifle. She called the police and they came over and arrested me. Thought I was a sniper! Boys at the VFW loved that one. Cops didn't understand about the pigeons, the damage they do to personal property. I used to complain to the city but they never lifted a finger. I was gonna put out poison, but I was afraid somebody's cat would eat it. Hell, I had six cats myself. So I used the .22 because it didn't make much noise and the ammo was cheap.
don't know that i have... should i know about you for anythin' in particular?	Was in all the papers three years ago. I'm seventy-six, was only seventy- three then. Had a business in Buffalo, New York, called Rats With Wings. Killed pigeons for anyone who wanted 'em killed.
my name's george kovich. bet you've heard of me.	Don't know that I have... Should I know about you for anythin' in particular?
but i'm wild at heart.	If you are truly wild at heart, you'll fight for your dreams... Don't turn away from love, Sailor... Don't turn away from love... Don't turn away from love.
she's forgiven you of all these things... you love her... don't be afraid, sailor.	But I'm wild at heart.
but i'm a robber and a manslaughterer and i haven't had any parental guidance.	She's forgiven you of all these things... You love her... Don't be afraid, Sailor.
sailor... lula loves you.	But I'm a robber and a manslaughterer and I haven't had any parental guidance.
the good witch...	Sailor... Lula loves you.
i'm sorry to do this to ya here in front of a crowd, but i want ya to stand up and make a nice apology to my girl.	I'm sorry.
...asshole.	Come here.
this is a snakeskin jacket, and for me it's a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom.	...Asshole.
don't fuck with me, man. you look like a clown in that stupid jacket.	This is a snakeskin jacket, and for me it's a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom.
are you going to provide me with an opportunity to prove my love to my girl? or are you gonna save yourself some trouble and step up like a gentleman and apologize to her?	Don't fuck with me, man. You look like a clown in that stupid jacket.
i forgot to show you this. the gentlemen that gave this to me said you'd recognize it. said he wanted it'd be 'bout the last thing you ever saw in this life.	Oh God... OH GOD... Santos... Oh God Marietta... are you in on this?... OH GOD!!!
gotta admit, you guys are -  two in four dozen.	The real joke is we never went fishing, but we're still fishing.
do you know how it came about that copper wire was invented in scotland?	How's that?
hasta siempre.	Do you know how it came about that copper wire was invented in Scotland?
hasta siempre.	Hasta siempre.
this island of yours sounds like a kind of unpredictable place.	It has its moments of uncertainty.
teddy roosevelt, one of the local shrimp boat captains is in jail now. these people are friends of mine, so i must return and find out what happened.	This island of yours sounds like a kind of unpredictable place.
why not? how was the fishin'?	I think they are too serious, these American fishermen. In Honduras, we are not so concerned with the method.
would you like to enjoy a martini with us?	Why not? How was the fishin'?
the same to you. if you are in honduras, come to the bay islands and visit us. the hondurans are great friends of the american people. but i have a joke for you before i go. if a liberal, a socialist, and a communist all jumped off the roof of the empire state building at the same time, which one of them would hit the ground first?	I couldn't say, which one?
why are you in new orleans? if you don't mind my askin'.	Certainly not. We are here only briefly, in fact, until this evening, when we fly to Austin, Texas to visit a friend of mine who is an agent for the CIA.
general osvaldo tamarindo y ramirez. telefono 666.	He is my sponsor. The General is the head of the secret police of Honduras.
in what capacity?	In many capacities.
only that it's supposed to be a pretty poor sight since the hurricane came through last year.	Yes, that's so. But there is not much to destroy.
you are from new orleans, senor farragut?	Johnnie, please. Nope. Charlotte, North Carolina. Here on business.
you won't of missed much.	See ya downstairs.
and to think what coulda happened in that king-sized bed tonight...	You won't of missed much.
i'll pack my things and meet you downstairs.	And to think what coulda happened in that king-sized bed tonight...
did i tell ya it's great to see ya again?	This 'bout the fifth time?
let's head for texas and see if we can pick up the trail.	Did I tell ya it's great to see ya again?
all i have to do is grab my suitcase, and i'm ready. you're lucky cause i happen to love night drivin'.	Let's head for Texas and see if we can pick up the trail.
johnnie... that's the past... we gotta get on to our future, sugar!	All I have to do is grab my suitcase, and I'm ready. You're lucky cause I happen to love night drivin'.
yeah... the one that introduced santos to you and clyde.	Johnnie... That's the past... We gotta get on to our future, sugar!
who?... uncle pooch?...	Yeah... The one that introduced Santos to you and Clyde.
that bastard pucinski...	Who?... Uncle Pooch?...
hell no, baby... i wouldn'ta done that without tellin' you.	That bastard Pucinski...
honey, i have to ask you this... is santos involved in any of this?	Hell no, baby... I wouldn'ta done that without tellin' you.
i did, honey, but that was last night... let's just find those two kids before it's too late.	Honey, I have to ask you this... Is Santos involved in any of this?
somethin' was upsettin' you bad last night, and you wanted to tell me and i figured you wanted to tell me so's i could help...	I did, honey, but that was last night... Let's just find those two kids before it's too late.
johnnie, i can't tell you, honey. is there anyway we can get on the road tonight? we've got to find them kids.	Somethin' was upsettin' you bad last night, and you wanted to tell me and I figured you wanted to tell me so's I could help...
just some guys i met here... i keep seein' 'em...  now tell me...	Johnnie, I can't tell you, honey. Is there anyway we can get on the road tonight? We've got to find them kids.
what is it, johnnie?	Just some guys I met here... I keep seein' 'em...  Now tell me...
who was that?... who know's your here?	I'll be damned if that wasn't a wrong number?
i'll meet you, marietta, if that's what you want, but i'm against it.	Seven tomorrow evenin'. We can eat at Galatoire's. Fix it.
no, you wait right there for me... i'll be on the piedmont flight tomorrow at seven. meet me at the airport.	I'll meet you, Marietta, if that's what you want, but I'm against it.
marietta, i was just gonna leave and see if i could pick up their trail.	No, you wait right there for me... I'll be on the Piedmont flight tomorrow at seven. Meet me at the airport.
i won't tell you over the phone. i'm comin' to n.o. and i'll tell you then.	Marietta, I was just gonna leave and see if I could pick up their trail.
what?	I won't tell you over the phone. I'm comin' to N.O. and I'll tell you then.
could she be doin' okay, johnnie? she's tryin' to prove somethin' to me, that's all. lula ain't doin' no more'n showin' off, defyin' me...  johnnie, i've done somethin' bad...	What?
how'd she sound? was she doin' okay?	Could she be doin' okay, Johnnie? She's tryin' to prove somethin' to me, that's all. Lula ain't doin' no more'n showin' off, defyin' me...  Johnnie, I've done somethin' bad...
no, but my guess is they're headed west, so prob'ly texas. their money must be runnin' low. i don't think sailor had much to begin with, if any, and lula took the six hundred she had saved in the cherokee thrift.	How'd she sound? Was she doin' okay?
did she tell you where she was callin' from?	No, but my guess is they're headed west, so prob'ly Texas. Their money must be runnin' low. I don't think Sailor had much to begin with, if any, and Lula took the six hundred she had saved in the Cherokee Thrift.
listen, johnnie, lula just called me. she knew you were in n.o., so they left the city.	Did she tell you where she was callin' from?
i got some news, marietta. lula and sailor been here. they checked out of the hotel brazil on frechman street yesterday.	Listen, Johnnie, Lula just called me. She knew you were in N.O., so they left the city.
i'm stayin' right here by the phone until you find lula, then i'm comin' to get her. you call soon's you got somethin', even if it's three in the a.m.	I will, Marietta. Goodbye now.
really, marietta, you got more scenarios swimmin' around in your brain than carter got pills. try to take it easy. go over to myrtle beach for a few days.	I'm stayin' right here by the phone until you find Lula, then I'm comin' to get her. You call soon's you got somethin', even if it's three in the a.m.
this is the kinda mistake can take a hindu's lifetime to unfix... you better get a move on, johnnie, before that boy got her holdin' down a memphis streetcorner and shootin' dope up her arms.	Really, Marietta, you got more scenarios swimmin' around in your brain than Carter got pills. Try to take it easy. Go over to Myrtle Beach for a few days.
no, marietta, i haven't found 'em.	This is the kinda mistake can take a Hindu's lifetime to unfix... You better get a move on, Johnnie, before that boy got her holdin' down a Memphis streetcorner and shootin' dope up her arms.
maybe i was there, but i didn't see anythin'. all i know's that trash killed a man with his bare hands. hands which are now prob'ly all over my baby!	Marietta, settle down now darlin'... I want what's best for her, too - like I said, I'll do what I can to bring her home.
sailor ain't a murderer. you got to get off that kick. and far's i can tell, sailor was entire clean prior to that involvin' lula. even there he was protectin' her. you oughta be thankin' him for that. that bob ray lemon they say was comin' after the both of 'em. why am i tellin' you this, you was around that night. you ought to know just exactly what happened. sailor just got a little too forceful is all... you remember that night...	Maybe I was there, but I didn't see anythin'. All I know's that trash killed a man with his bare hands. Hands which are now prob'ly all over my baby!
well stop worryin' about me and start worryin' about how you're gonna get that lula back here and away from that murderer.	Sailor ain't a murderer. You got to get off that kick. And far's I can tell, Sailor was entire clean prior to that involvin' Lula. Even there he was protectin' her. You oughta be thankin' him for that. That Bob Ray Lemon they say was comin' after the both of 'em. Why am I tellin' you this, you was around that night. You ought to know just exactly what happened. Sailor just got a little too forceful is all... You remember that night...
sorry, sweetheart. bein' in love with you like i am brings out that ugly jealous side.	Well stop worryin' about me and start worryin' about how you're gonna get that Lula back here and away from that murderer.
oh, johnnie farragut... don't you trust your very own marietta?	Sorry, sweetheart. Bein' in love with you like I am brings out that ugly jealous side.
darlin', you ain't seein' santos again, are ya?	Oh, Johnnie Farragut... Don't you trust your very own Marietta?
you're just jealous of santos cause he's sweet on me.	Darlin', you ain't seein' Santos again, are ya?
now, marietta, i am goin' to help you. and don't be gettin' carried away. you don't want to be bringin' santos and his people into it.	You're just jealous of Santos cause he's sweet on me.
i'll hire a hit man if you don't want to help me stop this thing. i'll call marcello santos.	Now, Marietta, I am goin' to help you. And don't be gettin' carried away. You don't want to be bringin' Santos and his people into it.
he served his time for what he did. another thing... if lula went with him of her own volition - willingly, that is - there ain't much can be done about it.	Don't talk down to me, Johnnie Farragut. I know what volition means, and that's why I want Sailor Ripley off the planet! He's pure slime and it's leakin' all over my baby. Maybe you could push him into makin' some kinda move and then kill him dead. You'd only be defendin' yourself, and with his record, nobody'd fuss.
i knew this would happen. soon as that piece of filth got out of pee dee, i knew there'd be trouble. he's just got some kind of influence over her i can't decipher. there's somethin' wild in lula i don't know where it comes from. you gotta find 'em, johnnie.	He served his time for what he did. Another thing... If Lula went with him of her own volition - willingly, that is - there ain't much can be done about it.
case daddy don't like me. what if he don't like that i don't got his color hair.	Pace, your daddy'd love you even if you didn't have no hair at all.
why, honey?	Case daddy don't like me. What if he don't like that I don't got his color hair.
i'm scared, mama.	Why, honey?
thinkin' a second, baby.	I'm scared, mama.
why we sittin' here, mama?	Thinkin' a second, baby.
wrong, baby. your daddy never committed no murder. musta been you didn't hear grandmama proper. he made some mistakes, is all. your daddy ain't always been so lucky... we're almost at the depot, honey. sit back a minute.	Why we sittin' here, mama?
grandmama said how sailor murdered a man.	Wrong, baby. Your daddy never committed no murder. Musta been you didn't hear grandmama proper. He made some mistakes, is all. Your daddy ain't always been so lucky... We're almost at the depot, honey. Sit back a minute.
and?	Grandmama said how Sailor murdered a man.
heard grandpa santos and grandmama talkin'.	And?
course he ain't never killed nobody. why'd you say that, pace?	Heard grandpa Santos and grandmama talkin'.
my daddy ain't never killed nobody, has he, mama?	Course he ain't never killed nobody. Why'd you say that, Pace?
like you, sweetheart. you and your daddy got the same mouth, eyes, ears, and nose. only difference is your color hair is like mine.	My daddy ain't never killed nobody, has he, mama?
i still ain't sure what my daddy looks like.	Like you, sweetheart. You and your daddy got the same mouth, eyes, ears, and nose. Only difference is your color hair is like mine.
you ain't actin', mama.	Why, Pace Roscoe Ripley, ain't you got one cute mouth tonight?
nothin', honey.  mama's just actin' strange.	You ain't actin', mama.
what i made you do, mama?	Nothin', honey.  Mama's just actin' strange.
damn it, child! now look what you made me do.	What I made you do, mama?
how'll he know what we look like? he seen our photo?	Damn it, child! Now look what you made me do.
don't give me no trouble now, pace, please. this ain't the easiest day in a long time. and what do you mean how are we gonna know what your daddy looks like? you seen his photo.	How'll he know what we look like? He seen our photo?
lula!!!!	SAILOR!!!!
how can you say that, sailor?	What makes sense, is all.
he ain't never known me, lula, so there ain't much for him to forget. not seein' each other for six years makes it next best to simple for us, too.	How can you say that, Sailor?
what're you talkin' about? that's your son in there.	He ain't never known me, Lula, so there ain't much for him to forget. Not seein' each other for six years makes it next best to simple for us, too.
it's a mistake, honey. you two go on. i'll walk back to the depot.	What're you talkin' about? That's your son in there.
really, sail, i'll be okay.	It's a mistake, honey. You two go on. I'll walk back to the depot.
boys frightened, lula. this ain't no good.	Really, Sail, I'll be okay.
i'm sorry, sailor. i just can't help it. give me a minute and i'll quit.	Boys frightened, Lula. This ain't no good.
you hungry? pace and i ain't had dinner yet.	Lead the way.
you must be my son.	Shake hands with your daddy.
that man's a black angel, sailor. you hook up with him, you'll regret it. if you live to.	Thanks, darlin', I know you got my best interest in mind, and I 'preciate it sincerely. I love you, but I gotta sleep now.
was a massacre. soldiers there murdered old folks, women and babies, and dumped 'em in a trench. bobby peru prob'ly killed the most.	Lula, he mighta did, I don't know. But it don't matter now. Lotta guys go outta control in a war and it ain't their fault.
what?	Was a massacre. Soldiers there murdered old folks, women and babies, and dumped 'em in a trench. Bobby Peru prob'ly killed the most.
buddy told me about that thing at cao ben?	What?
lula, i got to get some sleep.	Buddy told me about that thing at Cao Ben?
he's the kind liked it.	Lula, I got to get some sleep.
that was in vietnam.	He's the kind liked it.
that was a accident. i bet both our asses bobby peru done murdered all kinds of people, and meant it, too.	That was in Vietnam.
i killed bob ray lemon, didn't i?	That was a accident. I bet both our asses Bobby Peru done murdered all kinds of people, and meant it, too.
he's a stone fuckin' criminal, honey, and you ain't.	I killed Bob Ray Lemon, didn't I?
what could i be up to, lula?	He's a stone fuckin' criminal, honey, and you ain't.
who says i'm smart? you up to somethin' with bobby peru, sailor?	What could I be up to, Lula?
we got about forty bucks, sweetheart. that'd get us to el paso.	Rather be in El Paso than Big Tuna.
i mean tomorrow.	We got about forty bucks, sweetheart. That'd get us to El Paso.
we're goin' to, lula, real soon.	I mean tomorrow.
let's leave here.	We're goin' to, Lula, real soon.
uh-huh?	Let's leave here.
sail?	Uh-huh?
went with bobby.	Sail?
so where'd you say you was?	Went with Bobby.
oughta make 'em happy.	So where'd you say you was?
some... sparky said red's promised to have him and buddy out of here by the weekend.	Oughta make 'em happy.
you talk to 'im some?...	Some... Sparky said Red's promised to have him and Buddy out of here by the weekend.
yeah... he was lookin' for you.	You talk to 'im some?...
and bobby too, i hear...	Yeah... He was lookin' for you.
buddy and sparky come by earlier.	And Bobby too, I hear...
that smell's still fillin' this room good.	Buddy and Sparky come by earlier.
can't tell yet. where'd you go?	That smell's still fillin' this room good.
few beers is all. feelin' any better?	Can't tell yet. Where'd you go?
you been drinkin', huh?	Few beers is all. Feelin' any better?
i know. just i'm sorta uncomfortable about the way some things is goin', and this don't help soothe me.	I know this ain't easy, Lula, but I ain't gonna let things get no worse, I promise.
love you, too.	I know. Just I'm sorta uncomfortable about the way some things is goin', and this don't help soothe me.
really, sailor, it ain't nothin' against you. i love you.	Love you, too.
well, nothin' personal, but i ain't sure it's okay by me.	Really, Sailor, it ain't nothin' against you. I love you.
it's okay by me, peanut.	Well, nothin' personal, but I ain't sure it's okay by me.
not that. look at what i wrote down cause i can't say it.	It's okay by me, peanut.
i know you ain't particularly pleased bein' here.	Not that. Look at what I wrote down cause I can't say it.
sailor? you know what?	I know you ain't particularly pleased bein' here.
no, i don't think so, sail. i just need to lie down.	Sailor? You know what?
anything i can do for you?	No, I don't think so, Sail. I just need to lie down.
darlin', i still ain't feelin' so well. i'm goin' to bed.	I'll come along.
yeah?	Come sit by me.
a little, i think... darlin'?	Yeah?
you sick?	A little, I think... Darlin'?
i barfed. tried to make it to the bathroom... turned out it was the wrong door anyways... i sorta got it cleaned up.	You sick?
maybe. met a guy named red, owns a garage, could have some work in about a week. met a few hard luck boys who's stayin' here. what's that smell?	I barfed. Tried to make it to the bathroom... Turned out it was the wrong door anyways... I sorta got it cleaned up.
you find any work?	Maybe. Met a guy named Red, owns a garage, could have some work in about a week. Met a few hard luck boys who's stayin' here. What's that smell?
the only one.	You find any work?
that you, sail, honey?	The only one.
i'm gonna stay here in this room, sailor. i don't feel so good? this heat makes me tired.	Okay, honey, I'll see you later.
this ain't exactly my most thrillin' notion of startin' a new life.	I'm gonna stay here in this room, Sailor. I don't feel so good? This heat makes me tired.
yeah?	This ain't exactly my most thrillin' notion of startin' a new life.
sailor?	Yeah?
let's get a sandwich and find out about some work.	Sailor?
now what?	Let's get a sandwich and find out about some work.
fan works.	Now what?
and no ac.	Fan works.
no radio or tv...	And no AC.
not bad for eleven dollars a day.	No radio or TV...
well, it ain't exactly emerald city...	Not quite as bad as the weather though... It must be a hundred and ten and it ain't even noon yet.
let's get outta here, honey.	Well, it ain't exactly Emerald City...
she died right in front of me. why'd she have to go and do that, sailor?	Let's get outta here, honey.
i can't take this, sailor. she's dyin' right in front of our eyes...	I'm afraid she is, baby.
you think she's gonna make it?	Don't know, but she's gonna bleed all over our car, I'll tell ya that...  Hey... Hello... Girl... You gotta come with us, honey.
let's get ahold a' her quick.	You think she's gonna make it?
sailor, what are we gonna do?	I don't know, honey, but we gotta help that girl - get her to a town and hope no one catches on I broke parole.
sailor!!!	Sailor, what are we gonna do?
one bad car accident...	SAILOR!!!
oh god, sailor.	One bad car accident...
i don't know... looks like clothes.	Oh God, Sailor.
what's that?	I don't know... Looks like clothes.
we'll be alright, peanut, long as we've got room to move.	What's that?
i do trust you, sailor. like i ain't never trusted nobody before.	We'll be alright, peanut, long as we've got room to move.
trust me on it.	I do trust you, Sailor. Like I ain't never trusted nobody before.
if you say so.	Trust me on it.
there's worse places, honey.	If you say so.
well, we're really out in the middle of it now, ain't we?	There's worse places, honey.
it's a comfortin' idea.	Well, we're really out in the middle of it now, ain't we?
i take that as a sign that we were destined by fate to be together.	It's a comfortin' idea.
they have, sugar.	I take that as a sign that we were destined by fate to be together.
my mama...  so sailor, our histories have been somewhat intertwined.	They have, sugar.
i didn't want to say it... but i had a feelin' santos was up to somethin' with your mama...	My mama...  So Sailor, our histories have been somewhat intertwined.
...they was laughin' arm in arm like animals.	I didn't want to say it... but I had a feelin' Santos was up to somethin' with your mama...
that night in the fire while my daddy was dyin'... i saw mama up in her room with santos...	...They was laughin' arm in arm like animals.
you upset with me?	No, Sailor darlin'. Just shockin' sometimes when things aren't the way you thought they were... I been carryin' a secret too...
yeah, i'm here.	You upset with me?
lula, you there?	Yeah, I'm here.
met him through santos... clyde - your daddy - had some sorta business deal with santos.	Lula, you there?
how'd you know my daddy?	Met him through Santos... Clyde - your daddy - had some sorta business deal with Santos.
we all got a secret side, baby. hope you don't think i been lyin' to you 'bout other things, sugar.	How'd you know my daddy?
that's some big secret you been carryin', sailor.	We all got a secret side, baby. Hope you don't think I been lyin' to you 'bout other things, sugar.
i know, sugar... but while the place was burnin'... before santos came out - i pitched some rocks at the second floor windows case anyone was upstairs sleepin'... afterwards... when i met you, i always liked to think i mighta saved your life.	That's some big secret you been carryin', Sailor.
god, sailor... that's the night my daddy died.	I know, sugar... But while the place was burnin'... Before Santos came out - I pitched some rocks at the second floor windows case anyone was upstairs sleepin'... Afterwards... When I met you, I always liked to think I mighta saved your life.
i quit workin' for 'im, but just before i did, i ended up one night at a house... i don't know what it is they all think i saw that night, but i was just sittin' out in the car till the whole place went up in flames.	God, Sailor... That's the night my daddy died.
oh shit...	I quit workin' for 'im, but just before I did, I ended up one night at a house... I don't know what it is they all think I saw that night, but I was just sittin' out in the car till the whole place went up in flames.
yes i did... i sure did... the bad side of it is i did some drivin' for a man named marcello santos...	Oh shit...
you knew my daddy?	Yes I did... I sure did... The bad side of it is I did some drivin' for a man named Marcello Santos...
well, there's a good side as well as a bad side to it... the good side is i knew your daddy, and i thought clyde was a good ol' guy...	You knew my daddy?
you're scarin' me, baby.	Well, there's a good side as well as a bad side to it... The good side is I knew your daddy, and I thought Clyde was a good ol' guy...
not exactly, sugar... one reason we're in all the trouble we're in right now is cause of what i was doin'... i tried to tell you this before...	You're scarin' me, baby.
i just figured you was out bein' mr. cool...	Not exactly, sugar... One reason we're in all the trouble we're in right now is cause of what I was doin'... I tried to tell you this before...
you know, lula, i never told you what all i was doin' before i met you.	I just figured you was out bein' Mr. Cool...
sure is a big deal round here... alamo road, alamo street, alamo square, alamo buildin', alamo alamo. they ain't forgettin' about it in a hurry. that's the thing 'bout memory? some things you wish you could forget... what's troublin' you, sugar?	You know, Lula, I never told you what all I was doin' before I met you.
the world's gettin' worse, i think, sailor. and it don't sound like there's much we can do about it, neither.	This ain't news, sweetheart. I hate to tell ya.
i can't take no more of this radio...  i ain't never heard so much concentrated weirdness in my life, sailor ripley, you find me some dancin' music right this minute... i mean it!!	The world's gettin' worse, I think, Sailor. And it don't sound like there's much we can do about it, neither.
what's that, peanut?	I can't take no more of this radio...  I ain't never heard so much concentrated weirdness in my life, Sailor Ripley, you find me some dancin' music right this minute... I MEAN IT!!
you want me to drive for a stretch? give you a chance to rest.	That'd be good, Lula.
not in houston. we'd be better off in some place more out of the way.	You want me to drive for a stretch? Give you a chance to rest.
you want to stick around here, sailor? see if we can get some work?	Not in Houston. We'd be better off in some place more out of the way.
under a hundred.	You want to stick around here, Sailor? See if we can get some work?
how much we got left, honey?	Under a hundred.
leave me be for a minute? mama gets all insane and then i see you practicin' your individuality and personal freedom with some oil-town tramp. how you figure i'm gonna feel?	Told you not to call your mama.
honey, i'm sorry. it wasn't nothin'. come on and get up and we'll take off.	Leave me be for a minute? Mama gets all insane and then I see you practicin' your individuality and personal freedom with some oil-town tramp. How you figure I'm gonna feel?
it's me who's wastin' time, sailor, bein' with you.	Honey, I'm sorry. It wasn't nothin'. Come on and get up and we'll take off.
i was just wastin' time, peanut, till you come back.	It's me who's wastin' time, Sailor, bein' with you.
i ain't so sure it's a great idea, but that's up to you. just don't tell her where we are.	Pardon me? Y'all got a phone here I can use?
i want to call her and tell her i'm okay. that we're okay.	I ain't so sure it's a great idea, but that's up to you. Just don't tell her where we are.
more'n likely.	I want to call her and tell her I'm okay. That we're okay.
mama. i been thinkin' about her. she's prob'ly worried to death by now.	More'n likely.
what's wrong, sweetheart? somethin' botherin' you?	Mama. I been thinkin' about her. She's prob'ly worried to death by now.
honey, we bein' strangers here and all, this is the kinda place we don't want to make nothin' of nothin'.	You think she's pretty?
well, she ain't talked to nobody and ain't nobody spoke to her that i could tell. what you make of that?	Honey, we bein' strangers here and all, this is the kinda place we don't want to make nothin' of nothin'.
yeah.	Well, she ain't talked to nobody and ain't nobody spoke to her that I could tell. What you make of that?
you notice that woman when we come in? the white woman sittin' by herself?	Yeah.
uh huh.	You notice that woman when we come in? The white woman sittin' by herself?
i'll be damned if i'm leavin'. that band is too good?	Uh huh.
you ready for this?	We'll find out in a hurry.
hard to tell what's shakin' in a place like this, honey. you don't want to be walkin' in the wrong door.	Maybe there's a place we could hear some music. I feel like dancin'. We could ask someone.
i wouldn't mind a little night life. how about you?	Hard to tell what's shakin' in a place like this, honey. You don't want to be walkin' in the wrong door.
just part of life on the road, peanut.	Do me a favor, Sailor? Don't pick up no more hitchers, okay?
i know you're thinkin' that i got more'n some of my mama in me? well, i couldn't help it. sailor, i really couldn't. i'm sorry for that guy, but when he pulled that drippin' hunk of awful-smellin' meat out of his pocket? i near barfed. and them poor diseased puppies!	Just part of life on the road, peanut.
you don't feel you was a little hard on the guy, honey?	I know you're thinkin' that I got more'n some of my mama in me? Well, I couldn't help it. Sailor, I really couldn't. I'm sorry for that guy, but when he pulled that drippin' hunk of awful-smellin' meat out of his pocket? I near barfed. And them poor diseased puppies!
sure you wanna do this? might be a way they could track us.	He's just a regular guy't needs help, honey. Look at him.
he was sittin' there havin' a beignet at the cafe du monde. do you think he saw us?	Lula, darlin'... Makes no difference anyway... We're outta here.
who knows, baby?	He was sittin' there havin' a beignet at the Cafe Du Monde. Do you think he saw us?
you think he saw us?	Who knows, baby?
never mind where... get outta here... i mean it, sailor.	I'm goin'.
where?	Never mind where... Get outta here... I mean it, Sailor.
oh my god... it's johnnie... duck down!... get goin'!	Where?
you do.	Oh my God... It's Johnnie... Duck down!... Get goin'!
who do?	You do.
gotta hex from a voodoo?	Who do?
let's get outta here... i suddenly got a funny feelin' about this place. feelin' all that voodoo...	Gotta hex from a voodoo?
sometimes dreams just don't mean nothin'... stuff comes into your mind and you don't have no control over, you know? anyways, dreams ain't no odder than real life. sometimes not by half.	Well, I ain't upset about it, darlin'. Just give me an odd feelin' there a minute, is all.
oh, baby, what an idea. i'd always be happy to see you, no matter what.	I know, peanut. But it wasn't all like you were so unhappy I was there, just you were upset. My bein' there was upsettin' to you. You had some kids there, little kids, and I guess you'd got married and your husband was comin' home any minute.
i know. i kept walkin', i headed for your house, only it wasn't your house, really. you let me in only you weren't real pleased to see me. you kept askin', 'why'd you come to see me now? why now?' like it'd been a long time since we'd seen each other.	Oh, baby, what an idea. I'd always be happy to see you, no matter what.
boy, sweetie, this is weird, okay.	I know. I kept walkin', I headed for your house, only it wasn't your house, really. You let me in only you weren't real pleased to see me. You kept askin', 'Why'd you come to see me now? Why now?' Like it'd been a long time since we'd seen each other.
the water was rollin' off me. and i was dirty, too, like i hadn't had no bath in a long time, so the sweat was black almost.	Boy, sweetie, this is weird, okay.
it wasn't no fun, lula. the wind was blowin' super-hard and i wasn't dressed warm. only instead of freezin', i was sweatin' strong.	The water was rollin' off me. And I was dirty, too, like I hadn't had no bath in a long time, so the sweat was black almost.
what was this one?	It wasn't no fun, Lula. The wind was blowin' super-hard and I wasn't dressed warm. Only instead of freezin', I was sweatin' strong.
no, i like gettin' up around four a.m. and talkin' bout wild animals... though you woke me up this time in the middle of a dream. i kinda wish i didn't remember it. up at pee dee, i couldn't remember any of my dreams.	What was this one?
you think so, baby? does my talkin' bother you, honey?	No, I like gettin' up around four a.m. and talkin' bout wild animals... Though you woke me up this time in the middle of a dream. I kinda wish I didn't remember it. Up at Pee Dee, I couldn't remember any of my dreams.
too bad they don't give an award for talkin'... you'd win first prize. especially with those tits.	You think so, baby? Does my talkin' bother you, honey?
talkin's good. long as you got the other? i'm a big believer in talkin', case you ain't noticed.	Too bad they don't give an award for talkin'... You'd win first prize. Especially with those tits.
we didn't do nothin' special i can remember. just talked, is all.	Talkin's good. Long as you got the other? I'm a big believer in talkin', case you ain't noticed.
i really do think it's the best night of my life.	We didn't do nothin' special I can remember. Just talked, is all.
i was hopin' you would. i know that night by heart. sometimes, honey? i think it's the best night of my life.	I really do think it's the best night of my life.
i do.	I was hopin' you would. I know that night by heart. Sometimes, honey? I think it's the best night of my life.
recall the time we was sittin' one night behind the confederate soldier? leanin' against it. and you took your hand and put it on your heart and you said, 'you feel it beatin' in there, lula?... get used to it, 'cause it belongs to you now.' d'you recall that?	I do.
i ain't never met anyone come close to you, sugar.	Recall the time we was sittin' one night behind the Confederate soldier? Leanin' against it. And you took your hand and put it on your heart and you said, 'You feel it beatin' in there, Lula?... Get used to it, 'cause it belongs to you now.' D'you recall that?
you certain?	I ain't never met anyone come close to you, sugar.
you got me, peanut.	You certain?
anythin' interestin' in the world come out of somebody's weird thoughts, sailor. you tell me sailor, who could come up with shit like we're seein' these days?	You got me, peanut.
lula, sometimes i gotta admit, you come up with some weird thoughts...	Anythin' interestin' in the world come out of somebody's weird thoughts, Sailor. You tell me Sailor, who could come up with shit like we're seein' these days?
shhhhh... it's four o'clock... that woman's laugh the other day had somethin' to do with this feelin'?... like bein' ripped apart by a gorilla, maybe... grabbed sudden and pulled apart real quick by a real powerful one.	Lula, sometimes I gotta admit, you come up with some weird thoughts...
my god,  it better be, darlin', cause it'd be the last... what time is it?	Shhhhh... It's four o'clock... That woman's laugh the other day had somethin' to do with this feelin'?... Like bein' ripped apart by a gorilla, maybe... Grabbed sudden and pulled apart real quick by a real powerful one.
ever imagine what it'd be like to get eaten alive by a wild beast? sometimes i think it would be the biggest thrill?	My God,  it better be, darlin', cause it'd be the last... What time is it?
huh?	Ever imagine what it'd be like to get eaten alive by a wild beast? Sometimes I think it would be the biggest thrill?
what's that, peanut?	One person thinks he's doin' somethin' good and ever'body else gets upset about it.
it's just another case, sailor.	What's that, peanut?
what lesson do get outta that story, lula?	It's just another case, Sailor.
i love it when your eyes get wild, honey. they light up all blue almost and little white parachutes pop out of 'em. oh, sailor you're so aware of what goes on with me? i mean, you pay attention. and i swear, you got the sweetest cock. sometimes it's like it's talkin' to me when you're inside? like it's got a voice all it's own. you get right on me.	You really are dangerously cute, honey. I gotta admit it.
we're about dry bones, sweetheart. we don't wanna have to push this "bird" into new orleans.	We sure don't, honey...  Get me a Mounds?
honey, we're goin' to bed now and it's time to change the subject.	We're about dry bones, sweetheart. We don't wanna have to push this "bird" into New Orleans.
honest, lula. i prob'ly ain't precisely got all the facts straight, but it's about what they said.	Honey, we're goin' to bed now and it's time to change the subject.
sailor ripley! you stop! you're makin' this shit up and i ain't gonna sit for it!	Honest, Lula. I prob'ly ain't precisely got all the facts straight, but it's about what they said.
how they used to do it. course they got more sophisticated ways now. radio said the chinese, i think it is, figured a better idea is by insertin' a balloon in the forehead and lettin' it hang down on the nose.	Sailor Ripley! You stop! You're makin' this shit up and I ain't gonna sit for it!
sailor? you expect me to believe a man'd be goin' around with a arm sewed to his nose?	How they used to do it. Course they got more sophisticated ways now. Radio said the Chinese, I think it is, figured a better idea is by insertin' a balloon in the forehead and lettin' it hang down on the nose.
yeah, well listen to this... radio said back in the 1920s a i-talian doctor figured out that if, say, a fella got his nose cut off or bit off in, say, a barfight or somethin', they'd sew one of his forearms to his nose for a few weeks... then put leeches on it.	Sailor? You expect me to believe a man'd be goin' around with a arm sewed to his nose?
i got one on me at lake lanier. lifeguard poured salt on it and it dropped off. felt awful. he was a cute boy, though, so it was almost worth it.	Yeah, well listen to this... Radio said back in the 1920s a I-talian doctor figured out that if, say, a fella got his nose cut off or bit off in, say, a barfight or somethin', they'd sew one of his forearms to his nose for a few weeks... Then put leeches on it.
heard on the radio how doctors is usin' leeches again, just in old times. you know, when even barbers used 'em?	I got one on me at Lake Lanier. Lifeguard poured salt on it and it dropped off. Felt awful. He was a cute boy, though, so it was almost worth it.
yeah, it's a real problem for me, sailor, you know? when i went in that drugstore by the restaurant in biloxi? i saw 'em by the register and the girl throw 'em in. i'm not big on resistin'. so what about a leech?	Heard on the radio how doctors is usin' leeches again, just in old times. You know, when even barbers used 'em?
got you a pack of mores again, huh?	Yeah, it's a real problem for me, Sailor, you know? When I went in that drugstore by the restaurant in Biloxi? I saw 'em by the register and the girl throw 'em in. I'm not big on resistin'. So what about a leech?
say what? honestly, sugar, you can talk more shit sometimes?	Got you a pack of Mores again, huh?
lula... i learned somethin' interestin' today on a science show i heard on the radio... how leeches is comin' back into style.	Say what? Honestly, sugar, you can talk more shit sometimes?
m-i-ss-i-ss-i-pp-i... you can almost hear that jazz blowin' up from the big n.o.	Lula... I learned somethin' interestin' today on a science show I heard on the radio... How leeches is comin' back into style.
it's huge. this musta been a grand old place at one time.	Let's get fed, sweetheart. The light's fadin' fast.
there ain't no water in the swimmin' pool. just a dead tree fell in, prob'ly from bein' struck by lightnin'.	It's huge. This musta been a grand old place at one time.
what's that, honey?	There ain't no water in the swimmin' pool. Just a dead tree fell in, prob'ly from bein' struck by lightnin'.
come look at this.	What's that, honey?
i h-a-t-e hotel bedspreads. they don't hardly never get washed, and i don't like the idea of lyin' on other people's dirt.	Come look at this.
looks more like the ghost of the old south, but we'll try her.	I H-A-T-E hotel bedspreads. They don't hardly never get washed, and I don't like the idea of lyin' on other people's dirt.
how about that one? the host of the old south hotel.	Looks more like the Ghost of the Old South, but we'll try her.
got anyplace special in mind?	We oughta stay somewhere outta the way. Not in no Holidays or Ramadas or Motel Six. If Johnnie Farragut's on our trail he'll check those first.
almost. i figure we should find us a place to stay and then go eat.	Got anyplace special in mind?
that's disgustin'. those kinda sentiments shouldn't be allowed out in public. is this biloxi yet?	Almost. I figure we should find us a place to stay and then go eat.
what it says on the bumper sticker up front. on that pickup.	That's disgustin'. Those kinda sentiments shouldn't be allowed out in public. Is this Biloxi yet?
what kinda trash talk is that?	What it says on the bumper sticker up front. On that pickup.
life is a bitch and then you marry one.	What kinda trash talk is that?
okay, manslaughterer who's broke his parole and got in mind nothin' but immoral purposes far's you're concerned.	Thank the Lord. Well, you ain't let me down yet, Sailor. That's more'n I can say for the rest of the world?
manslaughterer, honey, not murderer. don't exaggerate.	Okay, manslaughterer who's broke his parole and got in mind nothin' but immoral purposes far's you're concerned.
you ain't gonna begin worryin' about what's bad for you at this hour, are you, sugar? i mean, here you are crossin' state lines with a a-number one certified murderer.	Manslaughterer, honey, not murderer. Don't exaggerate.
yeah, i guess, but - and here's the lesson part - they ain't supposed to be so bad for you.	You ain't gonna begin worryin' about what's bad for you at this hour, are you, sugar? I mean, here you are crossin' state lines with a A-Number One certified murderer.
they sure do stink.	Yeah, I guess, but - and here's the lesson part - they ain't supposed to be so bad for you.
it ain't. it's part of the lessons of life. i picked me up a pack of vantages before we left the cape?	They sure do stink.
that don't smell like a more.	It ain't. It's part of the lessons of life. I picked me up a pack of Vantages before we left the Cape?
we got through two states already.	That don't smell like a More.
you got about six more big states to go before we find out.	We got through two states already.
what'll it be like in california, sailor, do you think? i hear it don't rain much there.	You got about six more big states to go before we find out.
you guess? my parole was broke two hundred miles back when we burnt portagee county.	What'll it be like in California, Sailor, do you think? I hear it don't rain much there.
i suppose so. she knew i was bound to see you soon as you was sprung, but i don't figure she counted on us takin' off together like this... i guess this means you're breakin' parole, then?	You guess? My parole was broke two hundred miles back when we burnt Portagee County.
what do you mean by necessary? she's prob'ly already called the cops, my parole officer, her p.i. boyfriend johnnie farragut.	I suppose so. She knew I was bound to see you soon as you was sprung, but I don't figure she counted on us takin' off together like this... I guess this means you're breakin' parole, then?
i'll drop mama a postcard from somewhere. i mean, i don't want her to worry no more'n necessary.	What do you mean by necessary? She's prob'ly already called the cops, my parole officer, her p.i. boyfriend Johnnie Farragut.
poor baby. she don't know what she missed. what color hair she have?	Sorta brown, blonde, I guess. But dig this, sweetie. Then she turns over, peels off them orange pants, and spreads her legs real wide and says to me...
her face was half-pushed into the pillow, and she looked back over her shoulder at me and said, 'i won't suck you. don't ask me to suck you.'	Poor baby. She don't know what she missed. What color hair she have?
you're excitin' me, honey. what'd she do?	Her face was half-pushed into the pillow, and she looked back over her shoulder at me and said, 'I won't suck you. Don't ask me to suck you.'
she just rolled over onto her stomach and stuck her ass up in the air. i slid my hand between her legs and she closed her thighs on it.	You're excitin' me, honey. What'd she do?
i guess.	She just rolled over onto her stomach and stuck her ass up in the air. I slid my hand between her legs and she closed her thighs on it.
you mean like pedal pushers?	I guess.
that's just what she said. i had a boner with a capital "o." i went to kiss her but she broke off laughin' and ran down the hallway. i found her lyin' on a bed in a room filled with assault weapons and penthouse magazines. she was a wild chick. she was wearin' bright orange pants with kind of spanish lookin' lacy black stripes down the sides. you know, them kind that doesn't go all the way down your leg?	You mean like pedal pushers?
oh, baby. what a bad boy you are!	That's just what she said. I had a boner with a capital "O." I went to kiss her but she broke off laughin' and ran down the hallway. I found her lyin' on a bed in a room filled with assault weapons and Penthouse magazines. She was a wild chick. She was wearin' bright orange pants with kind of Spanish lookin' lacy black stripes down the sides. You know, them kind that doesn't go all the way down your leg?
when she got almost to the top step i stuck my hand between her legs from behind.	Oh, baby. What a bad boy you are!
told her my name. then she said somethin' like, 'it's so noisy down here. why don't we go upstairs so we can hear ourselves?' she turned around and led the way. i knew i had an important lesson to learn that day.	When she got almost to the top step I stuck my hand between her legs from behind.
what'd you say to her?	Told her my name. Then she said somethin' like, 'It's so noisy down here. Why don't we go upstairs so we can hear ourselves?' She turned around and led the way. I knew I had an important lesson to learn that day.
she looked right at me and run her tongue over her lips and put her hand on my arm - told me her name was irma.	What'd you say to her?
maybe two, three months after juarez. i was visitin' my cousin, junior train, in savannah, and we were at some kid's house whose parents were out of town. a girl comes up to me that was real tall, taller than me.	She looked right at me and run her tongue over her lips and put her hand on my arm - told me her name was Irma.
sorry, baby... when's the first time you done it with a girl who wasn't hookin'?	Maybe two, three months after Juarez. I was visitin' my cousin, Junior Train, in Savannah, and we were at some kid's house whose parents were out of town. A girl comes up to me that was real tall, taller than me.
yeah, i had my first taste on that trip to juarez. at that age you still got a lot of energy.	You still got plenty energy for me, baby.
...that's an awful long way to go, just to get some pussy.	Yeah, I had my first taste on that trip to Juarez. At that age you still got a lot of energy.
those toenails dry yet? we got some dancin' to do.	...That's an awful long way to go, just to get some pussy.
i'd got to the far end of the world for you, baby... you know i would.	Those toenails dry yet? We got some dancin' to do.
you up for that?	I'd got to the far end of the world for you, baby... You know I would.
sailor!	You up for that?
maybe my mama cares for me just a little too much...	Yeah, maybe...
one thing puzzles my mind, sugar... you're twenty years old - aren't you ever curious why your mama has this fixation on keepin' us apart? puttin' a detective on us. i'll tell ya lula... well... it's more'n me killin' bob ray lemon...	Maybe my mama cares for me just a little too much...
we gotta be careful, honey, my mama's gonna have johnnie farragut on us like a duck on a june bug, and he's one clever detective? you know how clever? he once told me that he could find an honest man in washington. my toenails gotta dry first anyways, sailor.	One thing puzzles my mind, sugar... You're twenty years old - aren't you ever curious why your mama has this fixation on keepin' us apart? Puttin' a detective on us. I'll tell ya Lula... Well... It's more'n me killin' Bob Ray Lemon...
let's go dancin', peanut. i'm ready.	We gotta be careful, honey, my mama's gonna have Johnnie Farragut on us like a duck on a june bug, and he's one clever detective? You know how clever? He once told me that he could find an honest man in Washington. My toenails gotta dry first anyways, Sailor.
there's worse things that can happen to a man, honey.	Yeah, I suppose. But you know somethin' baby, hair does make a difference.
he's twenty-four now? a year older than you? and must be 'bout bald.	There's worse things that can happen to a man, honey.
so?	He's twenty-four now? A year older than you? And must be 'bout bald.
when he was about seventeen, he startin' losin' his hair.	So?
what's that?	When he was about seventeen, he startin' losin' his hair.
too bad we all can't, baby... one thing about dell?	What's that?
sound like ol' dell's more'n just a little confused, peanut... too bad he couldn't visit that ol' wizard of oz and get some good advice.	Too bad we all can't, baby... One thing about Dell?
the private eye cost aunt rootie over a thousand dollars? then a little while later dell ran off a third time to some place he said would "give him peace of mind." nobody's seen him since.	Sound like ol' Dell's more'n just a little confused, peanut... Too bad he couldn't visit that ol' Wizard of Oz and get some good advice.
it ain't so funny now, though. december before christmas? dell disappeared again and aunt rootie hired a private eye to find him. he was missin' for almost a month before he wandered back in the house on mornin' dressed in some filthy santa claus suit.	The private eye cost Aunt Rootie over a thousand dollars? Then a little while later Dell ran off a third time to some place he said would "give him peace of mind." Nobody's seen him since.
prob'ly the rain boys from outer space.	It ain't so funny now, though. December before Christmas? Dell disappeared again and Aunt Rootie hired a private eye to find him. He was missin' for almost a month before he wandered back in the house on mornin' dressed in some filthy Santa Claus suit.
...are followin' him around.	Prob'ly the rain boys from Outer Space.
hell, peanut...	One time - real late - like about two thirty a.m.? She found Dell up in the black of night all dressed and makin' sandwiches in the kitchen.
one time, aunt rootie caught dell puttin' one big cockroach on his anus?	Hell, peanut...
well, like mama told me, aunt rootie, dell's mama? she found cockroaches in dell's underwear.	One time, Aunt Rootie caught Dell puttin' one big cockroach on his anus?
actin' funny how?	Well, like mama told me, Aunt Rootie, Dell's mama? She found cockroaches in Dell's underwear.
what's that, peanut?	Dell disappeared. Dell was learnin' a hard lesson. What I learned from observin' Dell is I think people who are frightened want to disappear. He'd startin' behavin' weird? Like comin' up to people every fifteen minutes and askin' how they were doin'?
oh, nothin'. i never let on to mama about dell bein' the one. i just flat refused to tell her who the daddy was? i didn't tell dell, neither. he was back home in chattanooga by then, anyhow, and i didn't see the point. somethin' terrible happened to him, though. six months ago.	What's that, peanut?
what happened to him?	Oh, nothin'. I never let on to mama about Dell bein' the one. I just flat refused to tell her who the daddy was? I didn't tell Dell, neither. He was back home in Chattanooga by then, anyhow, and I didn't see the point. Somethin' terrible happened to him, though. Six months ago.
it was my cousin, dell, done it? his folks used to visit with us summers.	What happened to him?
you tell the boy who knocked you up?	It was my cousin, Dell, done it? His folks used to visit with us summers.
...i hope you appreciate my spendin' six hundred dollars, not countin' what it cost us to get here and back... this man's the best damn abortionist in the south.	You tell the boy who knocked you up?
musta been a lesson tellin' ya it was the wrong time... what did you do, your mama find out?	She got me an abortion...
i just think about things as they come up. i never been much of a planner.	It ain't altogether terrible just to let things go along sometimes. Lula, I done a few things in my life I ain't too proud of, but I'll tell ya from now on I ain't gonna do nothin' for no good reason. All I know for sure is there's more'n a few bad ideas runnin' around loose out there.
at pee dee, all you think about is the future, you know? gettin' out? and what you'll do and what you'll think about when you're on the outside again.	I just think about things as they come up. I never been much of a planner.
oh, you know exactly what i mean, honey? it'd make the future so simple and nice.	At Pee Dee, all you think about is the future, you know? Gettin' out? And what you'll do and what you'll think about when you're on the outside again.
you think of the weirdest damn things to say sometimes, peanut. ain't we been doin' a pretty fair job this far?	Oh, you know exactly what I mean, honey? It'd make the future so simple and nice.
wouldn't it be fabulous if we somehow stayed in love for the rest of our lives?	You think of the weirdest damn things to say sometimes, peanut. Ain't we been doin' a pretty fair job this far?
yeah?	Wouldn't it be fabulous if we somehow stayed in love for the rest of our lives?
sailor?	Yeah?
hell, why should the datin' game be different from real life? at least them boys is gonna get somethin' to eat.	Sailor?
that don't seem fair.	Hell, why should the Datin' Game be different from real life? At least them boys is gonna get somethin' to eat.
gift certificates to kentucky fried chicken.	That don't seem fair.
don't the reject guys get anythin'?	Gift certificates to Kentucky Fried Chicken.
twenty-three months, eighteen days is all. don't need to make more'n it was.  this couple's goin' on a date to hawaii. the girl chose him over the other two guys.	Don't the reject guys get anythin'?
i'm sorry, sweetie. i forget some moments where all you been the last two years.	Twenty-three months, eighteen days is all. Don't need to make more'n it was.  This couple's goin' on a date to Hawaii. The girl chose him over the other two guys.
we didn't have no tv up at pee dee, baby, you know?	I'm sorry, sweetie. I forget some moments where all you been the last two years.
what's that honey?	We didn't have no TV up at Pee Dee, baby, you know?
what you have to get personal about so quick? all i mean is you could possibly read a book.	What's that honey?
that so?  you want to tell me what, if any, real thoughts you had lately?	What you have to get personal about so quick? All I mean is you could possibly read a book.
what you want to watch this trash for? ain't one of those people have a real thought in their brain.	That so?  You want to tell me what, if any, real thoughts you had lately?
hell, you just rubbed up against the wrong girl is all.	That's good... Now go get yourself a beer.  You fellas have alotta the same power Elvis had... Y'all know this one?
just sounded like an old gal havin' a good time to me... you ready to dance?	I'm always ready to dance. But I need me a kiss first, honey. Just one?
that woman's laugh creeps me out. i heard somethin' like that... somewhere before... sound'd like the wicked witch...	Just sounded like an old gal havin' a good time to me... You ready to dance?
you okay, honey?	That woman's laugh creeps me out. I heard somethin' like that... somewhere before... Sound'd like the wicked witch...
here she goes again...	Sailor, that ozone layer is disappearin'. Seems to me the government could do somethin' about it. One of these mornings the sun'll come up and burn a hole clean through the planet like an X-Ray.
uncle pooch died in a car crash three years later while he was holidayin' in myrtle beach. they still got way too much traffic there for my taste... and another thing, baby... that government of ours should be keepin' us separated from outer space...	Here she goes again...
one hundred twenty decibels - head on collision of a '54 ford pick-up and a '64 chevy station wagon. no survivors. balls of flame and grinding metal.	Uncle Pooch died in a car crash three years later while he was holidayin' in Myrtle Beach. They still got way too much traffic there for my taste... And another thing, baby... That government of ours should be keepin' us separated from outer space...
just you. uncle pooch never acted strange or different after. and he never did anything else to me. i always got a nice present from him at christmas, like a coat or jewelry?	One hundred twenty decibels - head on collision of a '54 Ford Pick-Up and a '64 Chevy Station Wagon. No survivors. Balls of flame and grinding metal.
and you never told nobody about it?	Just you. Uncle Pooch never acted strange or different after. And he never did anything else to me. I always got a nice present from him at Christmas, like a coat or jewelry?
well, sure. but he was super-gentle, you know? i mean, he raped me and all, but i guess there's all different kinds of rapes. i didn't exactly want him to do it but i suppose once it started, it didn't seem all that terrible. it was over pretty quick, and after uncle pooch just stood there and pulled up his trousers and left me there. i stayed in bed till i heard him drive off. then i just went back into the kitchen and finished makin' my sandwich.	And you never told nobody about it?
'we' did it? whattaya mean? didn't he force you?	Well, sure. But he was super-gentle, you know? I mean, he raped me and all, but I guess there's all different kinds of rapes. I didn't exactly want him to do it but I suppose once it started, it didn't seem all that terrible. It was over pretty quick, and after Uncle Pooch just stood there and pulled up his trousers and left me there. I stayed in bed till I heard him drive off. Then I just went back into the kitchen and finished makin' my sandwich.
he was short but powerful. with hairy arms? anyway, he carried me into the maid's dayroom which nobody used. we did it there on an old bed.	'We' did it? Whattaya mean? Didn't he force you?
no, he picked me up.	He was short but powerful. With hairy arms? Anyway, he carried me into the maid's dayroom which nobody used. We did it there on an old bed.
so how'd he finally nail you? right there in the kitchen?	No, he picked me up.
uncle pooch came in the side door through the porch, you know? where i was makin' a jelly and banana sandwich? i remember i had my hair in curlers cause i was goin' that night with vicki and cherry ann, the desoto sisters. uncle pooch must have known nobody but me was home, cause he came right in and put both his hands on my butt and sorta shoved me up against the counter.	Didn't he say somethin'?
well, mama was at the busy bee havin' her hair dyed? and i was alone in the house.	Uncle Pooch came in the side door through the porch, you know? Where I was makin' a jelly and banana sandwich? I remember I had my hair in curlers cause I was goin' that night with Vicki and Cherry Ann, the DeSoto sisters. Uncle Pooch must have known nobody but me was home, cause he came right in and put both his hands on my butt and sorta shoved me up against the counter.
sorry, sugar. go on and tell me how old pooch done the deed.	Well, mama was at the Busy Bee havin' her hair dyed? And I was alone in the house.
i said you can be too crude sometimes? i don't think i care for it.	Sorry, sugar. Go on and tell me how old Pooch done the deed.
i can't hardly understand you when you talk with one of them mores in your mouth.	I said you can be too crude sometimes? I don't think I care for it.
you're terrible crude sometimes, sailor, you know?	I can't hardly understand you when you talk with one of them Mores in your mouth.
how'd it happen, peanut? he just pull out the old toad and let it croak?	You're terrible crude sometimes, Sailor, you know?
that's true. uncle pooch wasn't really an uncle. he was a business partner of my daddy's? and my mama never knew nothin' about me and him - that's for damn sure. his real name was somethin' kind of european, like pucinski. but everyone just called him pooch. he came around the house sometimes when daddy was away. i always figured he was sweet on mama, so when he cornered me one afternoon, i was surprised more'n a little.	How'd it happen, peanut? He just pull out the old toad and let it croak?
but honey, i thought you told me your uncle pooch raped you when you was thirteen.	That's true. Uncle Pooch wasn't really an uncle. He was a business partner of my daddy's? And my mama never knew nothin' about me and him - that's for damn sure. His real name was somethin' kind of European, like Pucinski. But everyone just called him Pooch. He came around the house sometimes when Daddy was away. I always figured he was sweet on mama, so when he cornered me one afternoon, I was surprised more'n a little.
sailor, you are somethin' else, honey... when i was fifteen, mama told me that pretty soon i'd be startin' to think about sex, and i should talk to her before i did anything about it.	But honey, I thought you told me your Uncle Pooch raped you when you was thirteen.
you have such a pretty, long neck, like a swan.	Grandmama Pace had a long, smooth white neck. It was like on a statue it was so white?
in a fire, as i recall.	Started he couldn't remember things? Got real violent? Mama kept tellin' me it was on account of lead poisoning from cleanin' the old paint off our house without usin' a mask... But I don't know. Seems like his brain just fell apart in pieces.
you remind me of my daddy, you know? mama told me he liked skinny women whose breasts were just a bit too big for their bodies. he had a long nose, too, like theirs. did i ever tell you how he died?	In a fire, as I recall.
you're perfect for me, too.	You remind me of my daddy, you know? Mama told me he liked skinny women whose breasts were just a bit too big for their bodies. He had a long nose, too, like theirs. Did I ever tell you how he died?
i'd stand by you, sailor... through anything.	Hell, peanut, you stuck with me after I planted Bob Ray Lemon. A man can't ask for more than that.
it's okay. i hardly used to see them anyway. i didn't have much parental guiding. the public defender kept sayin' that at my parole hearin'. he was a good ol' boy, stood by me... even brought me some cartons of cigarettes from time to time.	I'd stand by you, Sailor... through anything.
gee, sailor. i'm sorry, honey. i never would have guessed it.	It's okay. I hardly used to see them anyway. I didn't have much parental guiding. The public defender kept sayin' that at my parole hearin'. He was a good ol' boy, stood by me... Even brought me some cartons of cigarettes from time to time.
camels, same as me... guess both my mama and my daddy died of smoke or alcohol related illness.	Gee, Sailor. I'm sorry, honey. I never would have guessed it.
what brand'd she smoke?	Camels, same as me... Guess both my mama and my daddy died of smoke or alcohol related illness.
i guess i started smokin' when i was about six... my mama was already dead from lung cancer...	What brand'd she smoke?
well, i was thinkin' about smokin' actually... my mama smokes marlboros now, used to be she smoked kools? i stole 'em from her beginnin' in about sixth grade. when i got old enough to buy my own, i bought those. now i've just about settled on mores, as you probably noticed? they're longer.	I guess I started smokin' when I was about six... My mama was already dead from lung cancer...
i really did miss your mind while i was out at pee dee, honey. the rest of you, too, of course. but the way your head works is god's own private mystery. what was it you was thinkin'?	Well, I was thinkin' about smokin' actually... My mama smokes Marlboros now, used to be she smoked Kools? I stole 'em from her beginnin' in about sixth grade. When I got old enough to buy my own, I bought those. Now I've just about settled on Mores, as you probably noticed? They're longer.
did you ever think somethin' like about the wicked witch of the east comin' flyin' in?... did you ever think somethin' and then later think you've said it out loud to someone?	I really did miss your mind while I was out at Pee Dee, honey. The rest of you, too, of course. But the way your head works is God's own private mystery. What was it you was thinkin'?
stab it and steer.	Did you ever think somethin' like about the wicked witch of the east comin' flyin' in?... Did you ever think somethin' and then later think you've said it out loud to someone?
'bout fifty thousand times. i got us a room at the cape fear, and guess what?... i hear powermad's at "the hurricane."	Stab it and steer.
hey, my snakeskin jacket... thanks, baby... did i ever tell you that this here jacket for me is a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom?	'Bout fifty thousand times. I got us a room at the Cape Fear, and guess what?... I hear Powermad's at "The Hurricane."
peanut...	Hey, my snakeskin jacket... Thanks, baby... Did I ever tell you that this here jacket for me is a symbol of my individuality and my belief in personal freedom?
hey baby...	Peanut...
in the ganges near varanasi to try and reduce human pollution and now plan to put in the crocodiles to devour floatin' corpses dumped by hindus too poor to pay for cremation.	HOLY SHIT!! IT'S THE NIGHT OF THE LIVIN' FUCKIN' DEAD!!!!
the indian official who supplied this information did so only on condition of anonymity. the uttar pradesh state authorities last october released five hundred turtles...	In the Ganges near Varanasi to try and reduce human pollution and now plan to put in the crocodiles to devour floatin' corpses dumped by Hindus too poor to pay for cremation.
damn!	The Indian official who supplied this information did so only on condition of anonymity. The Uttar Pradesh state authorities last October released five hundred turtles...
the reptiles were supposed to be of a docile species, said a senior government official, but it seems the breeders bungled and reared attack crocodiles.	Damn!
in international news, india plans to release crocodiles in the ganges, the holy hindu river in which millions of people bathe annually, to scavenge for corpses, authorities said.	The reptiles were supposed to be of a docile species, said a senior government official, but it seems the breeders bungled and reared attack crocodiles.
i'll bet.	In international news, India plans to release crocodiles in the Ganges, the holy Hindu river in which millions of people bathe annually, to scavenge for corpses, authorities said.
...live in exchange for sexual favors. police said they have identified and questioned at least four girls, all asians twelve to fifteen years old, who have been living in the north houston warehouse with a vietnamese pimp since february. the girls are being treated as victims, said police sergeant amos milburn. 'these are really just children,' he said, 'but they've been exposed to a lot already.	I'll bet.
what if i told you not to?	Mama... if you get in the way of me and Sailor's happiness, I'll fuckin' pull your arms out by the roots.
wouldn't make any difference.	What if I told you not to?
what if i asked you not to?	Wouldn't make any difference.
really, mama, i gotta go.	What if I asked you not to?
don't mean him. it's pace concerns me.	Really, mama, I gotta go.
sailor ain't a boy no more, mama.	Don't mean him. It's Pace concerns me.
well, you be careful with that boy, lula.	Sailor ain't a boy no more, mama.
figure we'll go have supper someplace. maybe get some barbecue out by stateline. sailor always liked that havana brown's pig pickin'.	Well, you be careful with that boy, Lula.
got any plans?	Figure we'll go have supper someplace. Maybe get some barbecue out by Stateline. Sailor always liked that Havana Brown's Pig Pickin'.
six.	Got any plans?
what time's sailor's train get in?	Six.
course i am, mama.	What time's Sailor's train get in?
you ain't takin' pace, though.	Course I am, mama.
i'm goin', mama. no way i can't go.	You ain't takin' Pace, though.
you're comin' home, precious. santos' gonna drive us to the san antonio airport.	Mama, Sailor's in deep trouble here. I just can't leave him.
call me again soon? i'll be waitin' by the phone.	Don't be crazy, mama. Take care of yourself.
i am all right, mama. that's why i called, to let you know. i gotta go.	Call me again soon? I'll be waitin' by the phone.
lula? i love you, baby. i just want you to be all right.	I am all right, mama. That's why I called, to let you know. I gotta go.
i ain't that dumb, mama. sailor and i been on a crime spree? knockin' off convenience stores all across the south? ain't you read about it?	Lula? I love you, baby. I just want you to be all right.
no, baby, don't! can i send you somethin'? you runnin' low on money? i'll wire you some money if you tell me where you are.	I ain't that dumb, mama. Sailor and I been on a crime spree? Knockin' off convenience stores all across the south? Ain't you read about it?
mama, i'm hangin' up this phone now.	No, baby, don't! Can I send you somethin'? You runnin' low on money? I'll wire you some money if you tell me where you are.
argentina! lula, you're outta your mind. now you just tell me where you are and i'll come for you. i won't say nothin' to the police about sailor, i promise. he can do what he wants, i don't care.	Mama, I'm hangin' up this phone now.
no, mama, i'm in mexico, and we're about to get on an airplane to argentina!	Argentina! Lula, you're outta your mind. Now you just tell me where you are and I'll come for you. I won't say nothin' to the police about Sailor, I promise. He can do what he wants, I don't care.
did you run into johnnie in new orleans? lula, are you in new orleans?	No, mama, I'm in Mexico, and we're about to get on an airplane to Argentina!
right?! mama, was it right for you to sic johnnie farragut on us? how could you do that?	Did you run into Johnnie in New Orleans? Lula, are you in New Orleans?
really, lula, this ain't right!	Right?! Mama, was it right for you to sic Johnnie Farragut on us? How could you do that?
just a place.	Really, Lula, this ain't right!
you in a dance hall or somethin'? i can hear music behind you.	Just a place.
need me for what, mama? i'm perfectly fine, and safe, too.	You in a dance hall or somethin'? I can hear music behind you.
are you comin' back here soon, lula? i need you here.	Need me for what, mama? I'm perfectly fine, and safe, too.
if you mean sailor, mama, yes i am.	Are you comin' back here soon, Lula? I need you here.
why, how could i not worry? not knowin' what's happenin' to you or where you are? are you with that boy?	If you mean Sailor, mama, yes I am.
i'm fine, mama. i just wanted to tell you not to worry.	Why, how could I not worry? Not knowin' what's happenin' to you or where you are? Are you with that boy?
you know who it was and you know you aren't, and i mean are not gonna see him ever... end of story.	Like hell.
mama???	You know who it was and you know you aren't, and I mean ARE NOT gonna see him EVER... End of story.
i'm sure i wouldn't know, ma'am... and buffalo hunting too... hmmmmm?	And jus when my baby's out on some Texas road with a killer.
oh god! what does that mean?	I'm sure I wouldn't know, ma'am... and buffalo hunting too... hmmmmm?
perhaps we should call a local law enforcement officer.	HELL NO!!! That's the last thing we need... A buncha cops runnin' around.
i don't understand this... i don't understand this one bit. he was supposed to meet me right her in this lobby. somethin' bad has happened - i jus know it.	Perhaps we should call a local law enforcement officer.
i'm afraid his car is gone, mrs. fortune.	I don't understand this... I don't understand this one bit. He was supposed to meet me right her in this lobby. Somethin' bad has happened - I jus know it.
got word the kids are moving through texas... i think an ending is being arranged there... come on, lemme see a smile.	Please Santos... Where's Johnnie?
where we goin'?	Got word the kids are moving through Texas... I think an ending is being arranged there... Come on, lemme see a smile.
hey... stop the nervous cry-baby routine... you're my girl now... santos is gonna wipe away those tears and make you happy... come on, let's get outta here.	Where we goin'?
santos... what's happenin' here?	Hey... Stop the nervous cry-baby routine... You're my girl now... Santos is gonna wipe away those tears and make you happy... Come on, let's get outta here.
shhhhhh...  thank you, gentlemen... i'll look after her now...	Santos... What's happenin' here?
santos... where's j-j-johnnie?	Shhhhhh...  Thank you, gentlemen... I'll look after her now...
no...	My very best to Johnnie... Bless his soul.
i got your message... but you went right to johnnie, didn't you?... i can't trust you, bitch - not for one minute... naughty girl... sailor and lula are headed west, and guess what? there's no turning back. i'm in a killing mood.	No...
that's just another part of the price to pay.	Santos... You kill that Sailor, otherwise he's gonna turn my baby against me.
someone's gonna see us.	That's just another part of the price to pay.
you got nice tits.	Someone's gonna see us.
put your shoulders back, i said.	You got nice tits.
what?	Put your shoulders back, I said.
put your shoulders back.	What?
you fucker, don't you ever touch lula - you fucker, i'll kill you.	Put your shoulders back.
shhhh... it's all right... also, i either take you or that pretty daughter of yours to bed.	You fucker, don't you ever touch Lula - You fucker, I'll kill you.
santos... i can't...	Shhhh... It's all right... Also, I either take you or that pretty daughter of yours to bed.
i'm gonna take your silence as a "yes"...	Santos... I can't...
one day he's gonna find out what we're up to with mr. reindeer, and he could cause us a lot of trouble.	I'm gonna take your silence as a "yes"...
no... but...	One day he's gonna find out what we're up to with Mr. Reindeer, and he could cause us a lot of trouble.
you're not tellin' me that you're sweet on him?	No... But...
santos... no... please, santos...	You're not tellin' me that you're sweet on him?
you give me your permission to kill johnnie farragut.	Santos... No... Please, Santos...
on one condition...	You give me your permission to kill Johnnie Farragut.
maybe i did... try new orleans first... lula can't ever stop talkin' 'bout that town.	On one condition...
why didn't you send johnnie farragut?	Maybe I did... Try New Orleans first... Lula can't ever stop talkin' 'bout that town.
see! i knew you had it all under control.	Why didn't you send Johnnie Farragut?
wrong! it's much better to blow a hole in the back of the head... right toward the bridge of the nose... lots and lots of irreparable damage.	See! I knew you had it all under control.
yes.	Wrong! It's much better to blow a hole in the back of the head... right toward the bridge of the nose... Lots and lots of irreparable damage.
through the forehead?	Yes.
yes.	Through the forehead?
you want me to shoot sailor in the brains with a gun.	Yes.
no... in the brains... what little i'm sure he has.	You want me to shoot Sailor in the brains with a gun.
but where in the head? not the chin, i hope.	No... In the brains... What little I'm sure he has.
yes.	But where in the head? Not the chin, I hope.
shoot sailor in the head with a gun... now i'm beginning to get it... you want me to shoot sailor in the head with a gun.	Yes.
in the head.	Shoot Sailor in the head with a gun... Now I'm beginning to get it... You want me to shoot Sailor in the head with a gun.
where?	In the head.
no.	Where?
where? in the leg?	No.
yes.	Where? In the leg?
shoot him? like with a gun?	Yes.
shoot him.	Shoot him? Like with a gun?
explain it... i told you.	Shoot him.
santos...	Explain it... I told you.
well, like kill him with the atomic bomb?	Santos...
no... for god's sakes, santos!	Well, like kill him with the atomic bomb?
like an accident where maybe lula might also get hurt?	NO... For God's sakes, Santos!
that's your business... i don't care how.	Like an accident where maybe Lula might also get hurt?
simple? kill him? how?	That's your business... I don't care how.
all right... i want you... to... kill... sailor... as simple as that.	Simple? Kill him? How?
you need to explain it.	All right... I want you... to... kill... Sailor... As simple as that.
i don't need to explain anymore'n i have... you know damn well.	You need to explain it.
just tell me what you want.	I don't need to explain anymore'n I have... You know damn well.
santos, why in hell do you insist on playin' this stupid game?	Just tell me what you want.
how would i do that? send him on a trip - like maybe to hawaii?	Santos, why in hell do you insist on playin' this stupid game?
yes... get rid of him.	How would I do that? Send him on a trip - like maybe to Hawaii?
get rid of him?	Yes... Get rid of him.
i want you to get rid of sailor.	Get rid of him?
big is the key word, and i'm telling you i want it bad.	I want you to get rid of Sailor.
what's with you? you know what take care of him means. i don't call santos except for one big reason.	Big is the key word, and I'm telling you I want it bad.
what does take care of him mean? do you want me to give him food or some clothing?	What's with you? You know what take care of him means. I don't call Santos except for one big reason.
yes.	What does take care of him mean? Do you want me to give him food or some clothing?
take care of him?	Yes.
i want you to take care of sailor, so he won't ever be able to bother my baby again.	Take care of him?
what do you want me to do about it?	I want you to take care of Sailor, so he won't ever be able to bother my baby again.
lula's gone off with sailor.	What do you want me to do about it?
have it your way... but you want it.	Lula's gone off with Sailor.
santos... it isn't.	Have it your way... But you want it.
oh yeah - sure... okay.	Santos... It isn't.
that's not why i called.	Oh yeah - sure... okay.
i knew you'd want it again...	That's not why I called.
oh, don't worry 'bout that...	It's a prob'lm I don't think's gonna go away too soon though... Peanut, I'm thinkin' of breakin' parole and takin' you out to sunny California.
you're gonna have to kill me to keep me away from lula.	Oh, don't worry 'bout that...
so maybe one night you got a little too close to the fire... and you're gonna get burned, baby... and besides that, you're shit... d'you think i'd let my little girl go with shit like you?... why, you belong right here in one of these toilets.	You're gonna have to kill me to keep me away from Lula.
so?	So maybe one night you got a little too close to the fire... And you're gonna get burned, baby... And besides that, you're shit... D'you think I'd let my little girl go with shit like you?... Why, you belong right here in one of these toilets.
well, johnnie told me you used to drive for clyde and santos...	So?
whattya mean?	Well, Johnnie told me you used to drive for Clyde and Santos...
no... i just wanted to kiss you good- bye... you know too much 'bout little lula's mom...	Whattya mean?
no.	Well, she wants to fuck you.
hey, sailor boy, you wanna fuck lula's mama?...	No.
what?...	...Yes you heard me... Don't ever call back here again.
there's no way in hell you can speak to her and...	What?...
...sailor ripley... can i talk to lula?	There's no way in hell you can speak to her and...
i ain't heard of nothin'.	Thanks...
well?...	I ain't heard of nothin'.
i know... i remember.	Well?...
is there a contract?... we made a deal once that we'd tip each other off if we ever heard.	I know... I remember.
yeah... but i did... and i told you all about it...	Is there a contract?... We made a deal once that we'd tip each other off if we ever heard.
i didn't see nothin'...	Yeah... But I did... And I told you all about it...
does that girlfriend of yours know that her mama and santos killed her daddy?  does she know her own daddy was one of the biggest drug dealers around - till he started snortin' the shit himself?...  does she know you was around that night her daddy was set fire to?	I didn't see nothin'...
life is unpredictable.	Does that girlfriend of yours know that her mama and Santos killed her daddy?  Does she know her own daddy was one of the biggest drug dealers around - till he started snortin' the shit himself?...  Does she know you was around that night her daddy was set fire to?
you really are one dumb asshole.	Life is unpredictable.
you heard right.	You really are one dumb asshole.
heard you was goin' out with that bitch's daughter.	You heard right.
i think santos or marietta fortune.	Heard you was goin' out with that bitch's daughter.
by who?	I think Santos or Marietta Fortune.
hopin' you could tell me if there's a contract out on me. i really need to know.	By who?
sure... i figured i'd see you sometime...	Hopin' you could tell me if there's a contract out on me. I really need to know.
just passin' through on my way to who knows where...	Sure... I figured I'd see you sometime...
oh... look at this... what do you want, snakeskin?	Just passin' through on my way to who knows where...
what he means is, it's difficult to distill the essence of a book sometimes. it lives in the mind.	Yeah, but you gotta know what it's about, right? I mean, if you didn't know what it was about, why were you writing it?
excuse me. did you, or did you not, have a gun to his head?	He was trying to steal my car!
hey, pal, you don't start doing crazy eights in the middle of the street none of this happens.	Excuse me. Did you, or did you not, have a gun to his head?
that's pretty simplistic, don't you think?	Hey, pal, you don't start doing crazy eights in the middle of the street none of this happens.
i'll tell you the problem. you behind the wheel. there's your fucking problem.	That's pretty simplistic, don't you think?
thank you.	You're welcome.
it's the chancellor.	Ah, right. Well, I gave you my opinion.
no offense, professor tripp, but you look sorta crappy.	He's right, you look horrible.
so i hear.	No offense, Professor Tripp, but you look sorta crappy.
you snore.	So I hear.
hhhuh. so we decoy her. stick a couple pillows and one of your teddy bears under the spread and she won't know the difference.	Yeah. Like in Against All Flags. Only they use a couple big hams.
oh, well, that's just it. she's been coming down here, every half hour or so, to, sort of, check on me. if i'm not here, she might... call the police or... something.	Hhhuh. So we decoy her. Stick a couple pillows and one of your teddy bears under the spread and she won't know the difference.
he's great. come on, let's blow before lo' gran decides to boil your bones for breakfast.	Oh, well, that's just it. She's been coming down here, every half hour or so, to, sort of, check on me. If I'm not here, she might... call the police or... something.
you all right, professor tripp?	He's great. Come on, let's blow before lo' Gran decides to boil your bones for breakfast.
i like what you've done with it. when's captain nemo moving in?	The candelabras were my Gran's.
hey. what are you guys doing here?	We're springing you, Leer. Get some pants on.
he's fine. he's narrating.	We're going to the men's room. Only we might not make it in time.
actually... i just want to go home.	Oh, don't be silly. No one your age just wants to go home. Besides, faculty will be present. Just think of it as a field trip.
fascinating. listen, why don't you come out with us after the lecture. there's a place on the hill i always get trip to take me.	Actually... I just want to go home.
that's just how my brain works, i guess.	Fascinating. Listen, why don't you come out with us after the lecture. There's a place on the Hill I always get Trip to take me.
you peeked, didn't you?	I peeked.
me? what can i do?	Gee, I don't know, Crabs...  Improvise. You're good at that.
no. but i don't think that matters.	That's very enlightened, Professor. It's comforting to know that America's children have you for a teacher.
do you know he won't expel him?	No. But I don't think that matters.
walter gaskell isn't going to send james leer to jail, crabs. i know that.	Do you know he won't expel him?
ah. well. congratulations. meanwhile, what is james supposed to do? pray for walter gaskell to come to his?	Walter Gaskell isn't going to send James Leer to jail, Crabs. I know that.
came to my senses.	Ah. Well. Congratulations. Meanwhile, what is James supposed to do? Pray for Walter Gaskell to come to his?
the jacket, tripp. we need the jacket.	Oh, right. Oola. About that jacket...
in a sense.	I don't think so. In my experience, signs are usually a lot more subtle.
kind of a sign, you're saying.	In a sense.
bad examples. look, tripp, i don't want to depreciate the loss here, but perhaps -- in a sense -- this --  is for the best.	Kind of a sign, you're saying.
he was never able to reproduce them.	Bad examples. Look, Tripp, I don't want to depreciate the loss here, but perhaps -- in a sense -- this --  is for the best.
or hemingway, when hadley lost all those stories.	He was never able to reproduce them.
that was maccaulay.	Or Hemingway, when Hadley lost all those stories.
you'll be all right then. look at carlyle, when he lost his luggage.	That was MacCaulay.
i have an alternate version of the first chapter.	You'll be all right then. Look at Carlyle, when he lost his luggage.
naturally you have copies.	I have an alternate version of the first chapter.
christ, tripp. how did you know?	Call it a hunch.
no wonder he screwed us over.	Christ, Tripp. How did you know?
there's only one problem, tripp. we don't know his real name. we just made it up. in fact, we made the whole guy up.	No wonder he screwed us over.
...we find the jacket.	There's only one problem, Tripp. We don't know his real name. We just made it up. In fact, we made the whole guy up.
uh huh. so. we find vernon, we find the car. we find the car...	...we find the jacket.
'that's my car, motherfucker.'	Uh huh. So. We find Vernon, we find the car. We find the car...
such as.	'That's my car, motherfucker.'
he said a few things that lead me to believe the car's his.	Such as.
the hood jumper?	He said a few things that lead me to believe the car's his.
my guess -- vernon hardapple.	The hood jumper?
so whose car is it?	My guess -- Vernon Hardapple.
only now i'm starting to think the car wasn't exactly jerry's to give.	So whose car is it?
let me get this straight. jerry nathan owes you money. so, as collateral, he gives you his car.	Only now I'm starting to think the car wasn't exactly Jerry's to give.
don't touch it.	Let me get this straight. Jerry Nathan owes you money. So, as collateral, he gives you his car.
want some help with that?	Don't touch it.
first i see if hannah will let me borrow her car.	It seems to me that girl would let you borrow her pancreas.
oh! huh. exactly how do we do that?	First I see if Hannah will let me borrow her car.
find the jacket.	Oh! Huh. Exactly how do we do that?
so -- what do we do now?	Find the jacket.
i want to publish this. i've got to. i think they'll let me. with a little editorial guidance it could be brilliant.	Great. Between you and Officer Pupcik out there he can be the next Jean Genet. It's been awhile since somebody wrote a good book in jail.
the chancellor's here? now?	Evidently.  Coming!
who do you think it is?	The Chancellor's here? Now?
so what's the problem?	There is no problem. Did I say there was a problem?
shut up, james.	So what's the problem?
i'm afraid he's pretty worn out, poor kid.	Nevertheless. There's a police officer standing on the porch and I don't think he's going away.
is he awake?	I'm afraid he's pretty worn out, poor kid.
crabtree.	Ye-es?
it's just ail that crap he spins out. just once i'd like to know if the little bastard is telling the truth.	The truth. I know that's always been real important to you. Okay, check this out...
oh, come on, tripp. cut the kid some slack.	It's just ail that crap he spins out. Just once I'd like to know if the little bastard is telling the truth.
so sensitive.	Oh, come on, Tripp. Cut the kid some slack.
so modest.	So sensitive.
oh, christ, don't start on ol' gran or we'll leave you here.	Hey, I heard all about it -- the parents, the grandparents, the China town thing -- and I believe you, okay? That's why we're here. Now go get dressed.
jesus. there must be two dozen windows on that thing. how are we supposed to find his?	I told you. They keep him chained in the basement. Come on.
what's to tell?	Plenty, I'm sure. But, for what it's worth...
so tell me about you and the chancellor.	What's to tell?
competence.	So tell me about you and the Chancellor.
which is?	Competence.
bad enough. and god knows i don't exactly fit the new corporate profile.	Which is?
how bad is it for you?	Bad enough. And God knows I don't exactly fit the new corporate profile.
i've been doing this a long time, tripp. i feel this kid in my bones.	Only in your bones?
love. it's love parade -- and what do you mean 'based on what you've read'? you skimmed two chapters at 80 miles an hour while gargling methamphetamines.	I've been doing this a long time, Tripp. I feel this kid in my bones.
you know -- based on what i've read -- this is a very exciting piece of material, this big parade.	Love. It's Love Parade -- and what do you mean 'based on what you've read'? You skimmed two chapters at 80 miles an hour while gargling methamphetamines.
is it a little late to call the chancellor?	Maybe... I don't know.
it's a little late to call admissions.	Is it a little late to call the Chancellor?
ah. wait a minute. the university must know where he lives.	It's a little late to call Admissions.
good idea, crabs. only one problem. i don't know where they live.	Ah. Wait a minute. The university must know where he lives.
good god. let's go rescue him.	Good idea, Crabs. Only one problem. I don't know where they live.
his parents.	Good God. Let's go rescue him.
kidnapped? by who?	His parents.
nothing, he's just been sort of, i don't know... kidnapped.	Kidnapped? By who?
james? my james? what's happened?	Nothing, he's just been sort of, I don't know... kidnapped.
think, hannah. does james have any friends. i mean, besides you and... me?	James? My James? What's happened?
sometimes we have to improvise.	Think, Hannah. Does James have any friends. I mean, besides you and... me?
gee, i don't know, crabs. i don't seem to remember you actually asking me if you could invite 200 people over to trash my living room.	Sometimes we have to improvise.
honestly, tripp. do you actually think i would sneak in here and read your book without asking you?	Gee, I don't know, Crabs. I don't seem to remember you actually asking me if you could invite 200 people over to trash my living room.
what? ohhhh. is that... it?	Honestly, Tripp. Do you actually think I would sneak in here and read your book without asking you?
you stay there.	What? Ohhhh. Is that... it?
listen, hannah, i'm flattered, really, but right now i --	Tripp, where the hell...
tripp?!	Shit.
wait here. i'll be right back.	Where would we go?
shit.	Back up. Go out the other way.
just go around him.	Shit.
what's this guy's problem?	Just go around him.
yes.	Hit your brakes.
tripp.	Yes.
christ, crabs, what do you expect me to do? the kid's practically in a coma.	Tripp.
that was good.	He heard everything we were saying.
groom. named claudell. and his mother blames vernon for his death.	Because... because...
and he had a younger brother who... was... a...	Groom. Named Claudell. And his mother blames Vernon for his death.
he lives with his mother.	And he had a younger brother who... was... a...
he can't piss standing up anymore.	He lives with his mother.
and now he's addicted to painkillers.	He can't piss standing up anymore.
vernon, then. vernon hardapple. the scar's are from a -- from a horse. he fell during a race and got trampled.	And now he's addicted to painkillers.
not curtis.	Vernon, then. Vernon Hardapple. The scar's are from a -- from a horse. He fell during a race and got trampled.
huh uh. a jockey. his name's, um, curtis... curtis hardapple.	Not Curtis.
he's a boxer. a flyweight.	Huh uh. A jockey. His name's, um, Curtis... Curtis Hardapple.
no sexual confusion there, eh, professor?	Shut up and drink.
i think it's more complicated than that. besides, he's a little... scattered. he almost... did something stupid tonight. at least, i think so. anyway, he doesn't need sexual confusion thrown into the stew right now.	On the contrary, it could be just the ticket.
he is. take my word for it.	I think it's more complicated than that. Besides, he's a little... scattered. He almost... did something stupid tonight. At least, I think so. Anyway, he doesn't need sexual confusion thrown into the stew right now.
come on. crabs. don't do this. he's one of my students, for christ sake. i'm not even sure if he's --	He is. Take my word for it.
well, i'm going to read it anyway.	Come on. Crabs. Don't do this. He's one of my students, for Christ sake. I'm not even sure if he's --
no. not yet he isn't.	Well, I'm going to read it anyway.
so. is he any good?	No. Not yet he isn't.
he finished it winter break.	So. Is he any good?
i know. he started it fall semester.	He finished it Winter Break.
he has a book.	I know. He started it Fall semester.
i'm sure. where is everyone?	Sara and Walter declined. Guess they wanted to go home and curl up on the couch with the dog.
primarily. although i gather you two staged a little raid on the crabtree pharmacopoeia. you missed a few bottles, by the way.	I'm sure. Where is everyone?
is that just beer?	Primarily. Although I gather you two staged a little raid on the Crabtree pharmacopoeia. You missed a few bottles, by the way.
piss off, crabs. i lost a wife today.	Oh, I'm sure you'll find another. You always do.
i thought you were mrs. gaskell's hobby, tripp.	Piss off, Crabs. I lost a wife today.
this morning. i found a note in the kitchen.	But. ...why didn't you say something, Tripp? I mean, what are we doing here?
left you...? who? emily?	This morning. I found a note in the kitchen.
she left me. crabs.	Left you...? Who? Emily?
trip??	She left me. Crabs.
he said something about being between things.	Yeah, between a bookie and a pair of broken legs.
he owes god money. you know, he queered himself for good with esquire.	He said something about being between things.
it was jerry nathan's. he owed me money.	He owes God money. You know, he queered himself for good with Esquire.
you didn't actually purchase this car, did you. trip??	It was Jerry Nathan's. He owed me money.
i just mean...	Forget I asked. I don't want to pressure you, Tripp. But...  ...I get pressure. Know what I mean?
i thought you were tinkering.	I just mean...
i don't know. i'm sort of at a critical... juncture.	I thought you were tinkering.
great. i was hoping i could get a look at it sometime this weekend. think that might be possible?	I don't know. I'm sort of at a critical... juncture.
it's fine. it's done. basically. i'm just sort of... tinkering with it.	Great. I was hoping I could get a look at it sometime this weekend. Think that might be possible?
mm.	Isn't she?
she's still a transvestite.	Mm.
you're stoned.	She's still a transvestite.
she's a transvestite.	You're stoned.
if it can produce a miss sloviak you'll get no argument from me.	She's a transvestite.
lay off pittsburgh. it's one of the great cities.	If it can produce a Miss Sloviak you'll get no argument from me.
do you know how many times i've boarded an airplane praying someone like her would sit down beside me? particularly while i'm on my way to pittsburgh.	Lay off Pittsburgh. It's one of the great cities.
perfect. well then, shall we?	Do you know how many times I've boarded an airplane praying someone like her would sit down beside me? Particularly while I'm on my way to Pittsburgh.
oh. we're picking her up. downtown.	Perfect. Well then, shall we?
your wife.	Oh. We're picking her up. Downtown.
emily?	Your wife.
i was explaining to antonia how a book comes to be published. what you do as a writer, what i do as an editor...	I sweat blood for five years and he checks for spelling.
how are you, crabtree?	Brimming. Say hello to my new friend, Miss Antonia... uh...
tripp!	How are you, Crabtree?
i'll be... somewhere else.	Hey, Jeff. If you're really interested in discussing that business with the tango, try the guy at the end of the hall.
it's cool, jeff. really.	I just want you to know that's why I dropped your class and said all that shit about the university stealing my money and you being a pseudo- Faulknerian nobody.
i mean, i was breaking up with this girl at the time and my car was ail fucked up and -- well -- i was pretty bent in general.	It's cool, Jeff. Really.
no...	I mean, I was breaking up with this girl at the time and my car was ail fucked up and -- well -- I was pretty bent in general.
oh, professor tripp? you know, last semester, what i said that time in office hours -- i hope there's no hard feelings.	No...
don't sweat it. well. 'night, jeff.	Oh, Professor Tripp? You know, last semester, what I said that time in office hours -- I hope there's no hard feelings.
jeff. sorry. i didn't even know this was your house until about an hour ago.	Don't sweat it. Well. 'Night, Jeff.
how are you -- is it joe?	Jeff. Sorry. I didn't even know this was your house until about an hour ago.
you must be mistaken.	Bullshit.
bullshit. it's mine, motherfucker.	You must be mistaken.
it's mine.	Bullshit. It's mine, motherfucker.
this 1966 maroon ford galaxie 500. you driving this car?	It's mine.
excuse me?	This 1966 maroon Ford Galaxie 500. You driving this car?
you driving this car?	Excuse me?
no. there's no one here.	I have to see her. As soon as possible.
so is my friend... is sara still here?	No. There's no one here.
better luck next time.	So is my friend... is Sara still here?
they're anxiety attacks? that's a little disappointing.	Better luck next time.
look, mr. tripp. you have a drug problem, all right? on top of that, you have a bite on your ankle that is severely infected. we pumped you with antibiotics so you'll be fine, but another day or two and you might have lost the foot. as for your spells. i'm guessing they're a result of the anxiety you've been experiencing lately.	They're anxiety attacks? That's a little disappointing.
actually, it was her husband's dog...	Look, Mr. Tripp. You have a drug problem, all right? On top of that, you have a bite on your ankle that is severely infected. We pumped you with antibiotics so you'll be fine, but another day or two and you might have lost the foot. As for your spells. I'm guessing they're a result of the anxiety you've been experiencing lately.
her dog, yes.	Actually, it was her husband's dog...
she told you about...	Her dog, yes.
you need to see a doctor, mr. tripp. an internist. and i think you really ought to consider seeing a therapist, as well.	She told you about...
i know.	You need to see a doctor, Mr. Tripp. An internist. And I think you really ought to consider seeing a therapist, as well.
i spoke with the woman who saved your life. you're lucky she came along when she did.	I know.
is that in my chart?	I spoke with the woman who saved your life. You're lucky she came along when she did.
and your wife left you.	Is that in my chart?
i've been trying to finish a book...	And your wife left you.
that's probably not the problem, then. what about your lifestyle. any major changes recently?	I've been trying to finish a book...
spiro t. agnew was vice president, i believe.	That's probably not the problem, then. What about your lifestyle. Any major changes recently?
how long have you been smoking marijuana?	Spiro T. Agnew was vice president, I believe.
the last month maybe.	How long have you been smoking marijuana?
how long have you been having them?	The last month maybe.
do you think that's why i've been having these...  ...spells?	How long have you been having them?
so i hear. you've also been smoking a lot of marijuana, i understand.	Do you think that's why I've been having these...  ...spells?
i've been doing that a lot lately.	So I hear. You've also been smoking a lot of marijuana, I understand.
you did.	I've been doing that a lot lately.
i passed out.	You did.
sure.	Stop calling me Vernon.
no sweat. only do me a favor?	Sure.
right. well, thanks. for the lift.	No sweat. Only do me a favor?
as long as it looks like her, i don't care. you know what i'm saying?	Right. Well, thanks. For the lift.
boy or girl?	As long as it looks like her, I don't care. You know what I'm saying?
shoot.	Boy or girl?
hey, vernon. can i ask you a question?	Shoot.
'fraid so.	And you're saying it's some kind of sign? What the fuck's the matter with you?
let me get this straight. all that paper that went into the river. that was the only copy?	'Fraid so.
who the hell is that?	A Manhattan book editor murdering a Mormon girl's clutch.
bullshit. i know a gun when i see one. and that's a gun.	No, really...
it's just a souvenir. they don't even make the caps anymore.	Bullshit. I know a gun when I see one. And that's a gun.
not true. you're the only vernon i know. actually, i'm wrong. i once knew a vernon peabody at penguin u.k.	Shut up.  Cupcake. Please. Inside.
you've got a gun, motherfucker. drop it!	Relax, Vernon...
who's got a gun?	You've got a gun, motherfucker. Drop it!
move away, cupcake. he's got a gun.	Who's got a gun?
vernon.	Move away, cupcake. He's got a gun.
yea?	How you choose to live your own life is your business. But you be careful with that boy, Grady. With James. He belongs to somebody else.
trust me, i understand. i just want to say something to you, grady.	Yea?
no. sara, you don't understand...	Trust me, I understand. I just want to say something to you, Grady.
goodbye, grady.	No. Sara, you don't understand...
are you there to not reconcile with her?	Goodbye, Grady.
...reconcile with emily.	Are you there to not reconcile with her?
what? no. there's no one here. i'm just... just...	Just what? Doing a little dusting?
with emily?	What? No. There's no one here. I'm just... just...
yes. but that's not why i called...	With Emily?
you're in kinship?	Yes. But that's not why I called...
i'm in kinship. listen, sara, there's some things we need to talk about...	You're in Kinship?
where are you, grady? an elevator?	I'm in Kinship. Listen, Sara, there's some things we need to talk about...
sara? hi. it's grady.	Where are you, Grady? An elevator?
grady, it's sara. thank god you're there. you won't believe what's happened.	Could you hold on a minute, honey?
hello?	Grady, it's Sara. Thank God you're there. You won't believe what's happened.
yes, james.	Even if I end up going to jail....
professor tripp...?	Yes, James.
well, let's see if we can keep that from happening.	Professor Tripp...?
don't be. i don't care if they expel me. i probably should be expelled.	Well, let's see if we can keep that from happening.
i'm a little worried, james.	Don't be. I don't care if they expel me. I probably should be expelled.
i'm not worried. you're not worried, are you. professor tripp?	I'm a little worried, James.
don't worry, james, i'll figure something out.	I'm not worried. You're not worried, are you. Professor Tripp?
does she mean -- does she know about... her dog?	It's Walter's dog and yes, she does know. But let's spare her the details. Come on, your shoes are in the hail.
and we both thank you for that, but we're... we're... fine.	I'm fine, right. Fit as a fucking fiddle.
can i -- i mean -- do you mind -- if i wear this again. professor tripp?	Ah, wear whatever you want.
that's why she hates me. that's why she makes me sleep in the basement.	In the crawl space, with the rats and the casks of Amontillado. Come on. Up.
get out of here.	That's why she hates me. That's why she makes me sleep in the basement.
near carvel?	I'm sorry about all that. I just -- I don't like to talk about my family. They treat me like a freak.  She makes me sleep in the basement of my own house. It's mine. My parents left it to me.
six. their plane went down right outside scranton.	Near Carvel?
i remember that. five or six years ago.	Six. Their plane went down right outside Scranton.
james, like it or not, they're your parents.	Parents? They're not my parents. They're my grandparents. My parents are dead.
i'm not going, with them.	James, like it or not, they're your parents.
james. listen. things -- things are a little weird with me right now and i -- well --i have enough blame to shoulder these days without having to take the blame if something bad happened to you. and if you hang around me long enough, something bad is going to happen, trust me. that's why i need you to go home. understand?	I'm not going, with them.
i'm not going with them.	James. Listen. Things -- things are a little weird with me right now and I -- well --I have enough blame to shoulder these days without having to take the blame if something bad happened to you. And if you hang around me long enough, something bad is going to happen, trust me. That's why I need you to go home. Understand?
where you going?	Nowhere. You just sit here and... eat.
okay.	Where you going?
you just worry about yourself, james. okay?	Okay.
when?	When nobody's looking.
i eat.	When?
it's because you don't eat.	I eat.
i don't know... 'episodes.'	It's because you don't eat.
what would you call them then?	I don't know... 'Episodes.'
spells? jesus, james, you make it sound like we're in a tennessee williams play. i don't have spells.	What would you call them then?
that's why you're having them. your spells.	Spells? Jesus, James, you make it sound like we're in a Tennessee Williams play. I don't have spells.
no thanks.	That's why you're having them. Your spells.
want a bite?	No thanks.
you coming?	In a minute. Get us a table.
let me spell it out for you, james. books don't mean anything. not to anybody. not anymore.	Arsonist's Daughter meant something.
and don't be so goddamn sensitive. who cares what anybody thinks anyway? you want to be a good writer? you want to be a great writer? then stop giving a damn what other people think. most of them haven't thought in years.	Let me spell it out for you, James. Books don't mean anything. Not to anybody. Not anymore.
i'm sorry.	And don't be so goddamn sensitive. Who cares what anybody thinks anyway? You want to be a good writer? You want to be a great writer? Then stop giving a damn what other people think. Most of them haven't thought in years.
who cares what i said last night, james i -- i was drunk, i was stoned. i'd been bitten by a dog. my wife had left me. how 'bout cutting me some slack?	I'm sorry.
but, last night...	Who cares what I said last night, James I -- I was drunk, I was stoned. I'd been bitten by a dog. My wife had left me. How 'bout cutting me some slack?
shut up, james. you're annoying. carrie and howard don't know what the fuck they're talking about, okay? the entire class combined -- including the lovely hannah green -- has about one tenth of one percent the talent you have, okay?	But, last night...
it's okay, professor tripp. carrie, howard, the others -- they're right. my stories are annoying. they go on and on and on, and the longer they go on the more annoying they become, until finally you just want to grab something heavy and --	Shut up, James. You're annoying. Carrie and Howard don't know what the fuck they're talking about, okay? The entire class combined -- including the lovely Hannah Green -- has about one tenth of one percent the talent you have, okay?
i didn't mean it that way.	It's okay, Professor Tripp. Carrie, Howard, the others -- they're right. My stories are annoying. They go on and on and on, and the longer they go on the more annoying they become, until finally you just want to grab something heavy and --
yes you did. last night. to your friend crabtree. "is he any good?" he said. and you said: "not yet he isn't." i heard you myself.	I didn't mean it that way.
i never said that.	Yes you did. Last night. To your friend Crabtree. "Is he any good?" he said. And you said: "Not yet he isn't." I heard you myself.
yes you are. my stuff stinks. i know it. you said so yourself.	I never said that.
the hell i am.	Yes you are. My stuff stinks. I know it. You said so yourself.
you're lying.	The hell I am.
not you. your talent.	You're lying.
jealous? of me?	Not you. Your talent.
because you act like a goddamn spook all the time. not to mention the fact that every last one of them is jealous of you.	Jealous? Of me?
because of my coat?	Because you act like a goddamn spook all the time. Not to mention the fact that every last one of them is jealous of you.
that's why they all give you such a hard time in workshop.	Because of my coat?
james, fall semester, first day of class, it was 95 degrees and you were wearing the coat.	That's why they all give you such a hard time in workshop.
it's warm.	James, fall semester, first day of class, it was 95 degrees and you were wearing the coat.
i don't know, james. i don't know why i do half the things i do. who does?  why do you wear that coat?	It's warm.
so, why did you take me up there?	I don't know, James. I don't know why I do half the things I do. Who does?  Why do you wear that coat?
thanks for the halo, james, but i've never done that much thinking ahead in my life -- ever.	So, why did you take me up there?
sure you do. you were thinking: 'that's no cap gun in that kid's overcoat.' you were thinking 'i can't let that kid get on the bus alone -- he might never get on the bus again.' you were thinking: 'i've got to find a way to distract this kid.' so you did. it was -- in its way -- a noble act.	Thanks for the halo, James, but I've never done that much thinking ahead in my life -- ever.
okay, james, i wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. even though poe and i weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason for him to take two in the chest. still, the fact remains that i'm the one who took you up into the chancellor's bedroom. i'm the one who has to take the blame. i don't know what the hell i was thinking.	Sure you do. You were thinking: 'That's no cap gun in that kid's overcoat.' You were thinking 'I can't let that kid get on the bus alone -- he might never get on the bus again.' You were thinking: 'I've got to find a way to distract this kid.' So you did. It was -- in its way -- a noble act.
it wasn't her dog. it's her husband's --  who said anything about girlfriend?	Okay, James, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriend's dog. Even though Poe and I weren't exactly what you'd call simpatico, that's no reason for him to take two in the chest. Still, the fact remains that I'm the one who took you up into the Chancellor's bedroom. I'm the one who has to take the blame. I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
you're mad because i shot your girlfriend's dog.	It wasn't her dog. It's her husband's --  Who said anything about girlfriend?
what?	You're mad because I shot your girlfriend's dog.
you're mad at me, aren't you?	What?
jesus...  look, james, you appear to possess -- like many an aspiring writer before you, by the way -- a rather ardent affinity for the stuff of which dreams are made. however, i think it's best if, for the moment at least  ...we abstain.	You're mad at me, aren't you?
probably about the time you gave me the codeine pills last night.	Jesus...  Look, James, you appear to possess -- like many an aspiring writer before you, by the way -- a rather ardent affinity for the stuff of which dreams are made. However, I think it's best if, for the moment at least  ...we abstain.
i just wanted a little sip? tell me, james, exactly what point was it that you turned into serpent boy?	Probably about the time you gave me the codeine pills last night.
i just wanted a little sip.	I just wanted a little sip? Tell me, James, exactly what point was it that you turned into Serpent Boy?
it feels really... good... here.	I know. It's the house you want to wake up in on Christmas morning.  Make yourself at home. I'll be right back.
oh. right. well, let's try not to think about that.	It feels really... good... here.
it's not that. it just reminded me of -- you know -- of what's in the car. in the trunk.	Oh. Right. Well, let's try not to think about that.
relax. emily hasn't carried a house key since she was twelve years old. and your hips are as slim as hers.	It's not that. It just reminded me of -- you know -- of what's in the car. In the trunk.
she came here. we'll just wait. in the meantime, i need you to shimmy through.	Relax. Emily hasn't carried a house key since she was twelve years old. And your hips are as slim as hers.
maybe she didn't come here.	She came here. We'll just wait. In the meantime, I need you to shimmy through.
smoke the rest of that joint, james, and you can start on the box.	Maybe she didn't come here.
want one. they're incredible. incredible.	Smoke the rest of that joint, James, and you can start on the box.
you can see the outline of a butt.	Want one. They're incredible. Incredible.
how can you tell?	You can see the outline of a butt.
someone jumped on your car with their butt...	How can you tell?
that's right. that one.	Someone jumped on your car with their butt...
the one that left you?	That's right. That one.
unless i miss my bet... my wife.	The one that left you?
kinship. and what's here?	Unless I miss my bet... my wife.
kinship.	Kinship. And what's here?
this is so nice. it's like where andy hardy would live. what's it called again?	Kinship.
maybe i just needed the moment to present itself.	This is so nice. It's like where Andy Hardy would live. What's it called again?
i thought you were the guy who didn't like to lose control of his emotions.	Maybe I just needed the moment to present itself.
amazing.	I thought you were the guy who didn't like to lose control of his emotions.
when we fall, we fall hard.	Amazing.
didn't you say your mom went to catholic school?	When we fall, we fall hard.
i'm telling you what i was told by my uncle. and he should know. he ran half a dozen men's clubs in baltimore before he skipped town on a bad debt.	Didn't you say your Mom went to Catholic school?
james leer, are you telling me your mother was a stripper?	I'm telling you what I was told by my uncle. And he should know. He ran half a dozen men's clubs in Baltimore before he skipped town on a bad debt.
whatever kind they wanted her to be.	James Leer, are you telling me your mother was a stripper?
what kind of dancer?	Whatever kind they wanted her to be.
seitz plastics. that's where he met my mom. she was a fry cook in the cafeteria. before that, she'd been a dancer.	What kind of dancer?
your father worked in a mannequin factory?	Seitz Plastics. That's where he met my mom. She was a fry cook in the cafeteria. Before that, she'd been a dancer.
it's a hellhole. three motels and a mannequin factory. my dad worked there for thirty-five years.	Your father worked in a mannequin factory?
i never heard of it.	It's a hellhole. Three motels and a mannequin factory. My dad worked there for thirty-five years.
outside scranton.	I never heard of it.
carvel? where's carvel?	Outside Scranton.
carvel.	Carvel? Where's Carvel?
where's that?	Carvel.
it's a bit of a scandal. my parents live in a small town.	Where's that?
jesus, james. wow.	It's a bit of a scandal. My parents live in a small town.
colon cancer.	Jesus, James. Wow.
glaucoma?	Colon cancer.
it's my father. he gets it from his doctor.	Glaucoma?
maybe...	It's my father. He gets it from his doctor.
humboldt county?	Maybe...
i've got a thing about, places like this. i know what those houses are like. i know what the people are like.	Your aunt?
don't be proud, james. we're in sewickley heights. we could find you a nice golf course to barf on.	No.
she seemed to take it pretty well.	Yeah, well, actually...
i can't help myself. i don't know what's the matter with me.	Shit, James, you're hungover. What do you think's the matter with you?
isn't this...?	Hm.
who?	I don't know...  Me.
jesus, james, you should've told someone.	Who?
a couple weeks. that's why... that's why i had the gun. for protection.	Jesus, James, you should've told someone.
but james. i mean... how long?	A couple weeks. That's why... that's why I had the gun. For protection.
it's not so bad. i know the night janitor. and there's a broken locker i can put my stuff.	But James. I mean... How long?
the bus station.	It's not so bad. I know the night janitor. And there's a broken locker I can put my stuff.
so where have you been staying?	The bus station.
there is, but it's not that interesting.	So where have you been staying?
i guess there's probably a story behind that.	There is, but it's not that interesting.
i got kicked out. well, not exactly kicked out. i was asked to leave.	I guess there's probably a story behind that.
how's that?	Well done, James.
and... and before that. did i do anything? anything bad?	Well, James, you did shoot the Head of the English Department's dog and steal his most prized piece of memorabilia.
no one seems to know where you live, james. hannah thought you'd like my couch.	And... and before that. Did I do anything? Anything bad?
how did i get here last night?	No one seems to know where you live, James. Hannah thought you'd like my couch.
hm.	How did I get here last night?
professor tripp?	Hm.
blocked.	Ah. I don't believe in writer's block.
washed up?	Blocked.
nothing, it's just that, well, it's been awhile since arsonist's daughter, and some people -- some of the kids in workshop -- thought maybe you were...	Washed up?
but... ?	Nothing, it's just that, well, it's been awhile since Arsonist's Daughter, and some people -- some of the kids in workshop -- thought maybe you were...
wow, hannah always swore you were working, but --	But... ?
i think it's sort of writing itself at this point.	Wow, Hannah always swore you were working, but --
that's a big book you're writing.	I think it's sort of writing itself at this point.
afraid so.	That's a big book you're writing.
i thought maybe you'd won a radio contest or something. is that single- spaced?	Afraid so.
good, james. if the zodiac killer calls, be sure to mention the back door pops open with a couple hard shakes to the right.	I thought maybe you'd won a radio contest or something. Is that single- spaced?
yes.	Good, James. If the Zodiac killer calls, be sure to mention the back door pops open with a couple hard shakes to the right.
what'd you tell him?	Yes.
he wanted to know if a grady tripp lived here and drove a dark maroon 1966 ford galaxie 500 with black interior.	What'd you tell him?
what'd he say?	He wanted to know if a Grady Tripp lived here and drove a dark maroon 1966 Ford Galaxie 500 with black interior.
the guy on the phone.	What'd he say?
who?	The guy on the phone.
he didn't give his name.	Who?
sure.	He didn't give his name.
want me to get that?	Sure.
there is, but it's not that interesting.	Want me to get that?
i guess there's probably a story behind that.	There is, but it's not that interesting.
huh? oh, no. this isn't emily's. i just write in it.	I guess there's probably a story behind that.
i thought you might -- i don't know -- swallow your tongue or something.  i guess you really miss her, huh?	Huh? Oh, no. This isn't Emily's. I just write in it.
oh.	I thought you might -- I don't know -- swallow your tongue or something.  I guess you really miss her, huh?
i put you on the floor.	Oh.
i'm okay. i just lost my balance.	I put you on the floor.
thank you.	You're welcome.
shit. he must've left it back at thaw. in the auditorium.	Mmrrmmm... KNAP SAP!
mmhmmm... knap... sap...	What's he saying?
this is so embarrassing! you guys had to carry me out.	Is he all right?
no thanks. i'm fine without them.	Right. That's why you were standing in the Chancellor's back yard twirling that little cap gun of yours tonight. You're fine, all right, you're fit as a fucking fiddle.
looks like... our old friend mr. codeine. that should take the pinch out of my ankle.  have one.	No thanks. I'm fine without them.
most of the time he is, james. some of the time he isn't. now what do we have here?	Looks like... our old friend Mr. Codeine. That should take the pinch out of my ankle.  Have one.
oh. so. is -- is your friend crabtree -- is he -- gay?	Most of the time he is, James. Some of the time he isn't. Now what do we have here?
she is. ah. here we go...	Oh. So. Is -- is your friend Crabtree -- is he -- gay?
can i ask you something about her?	She is. Ah. Here we go...
miss sloviak's.	Can I ask you something about her?
whose tuba is that anyway?	Miss Sloviak's.
that's just what they used to say in the ads. come on, crabtree, i know you're holding...	Whose tuba is that anyway?
that's a big trunk. it fits a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.	That's just what they used to say in the ads. Come on, Crabtree, I know you're holding...
does she want to hear it was one of her professors?	I've got tenure.
trust me, james, when the family pet's been assassinated, the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the triggerman.	Does she want to hear it was one of her professors?
you?	Trust me, James, when the family pet's been assassinated, the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the triggerman.
i don't know. i'm still trying to figure out how to tell the chancellor i murdered her husband's dog.	You?
what are we going to do with...	I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out how to tell the Chancellor I murdered her husband's dog.
yea, james.	What are we going to do with...
professor tripp? can i ask you a question?	Yea, James.
do you have a mirror? it's the best way to see if someone's breathing.	He's dead, James. Believe me, I know a dead dog when I see one.
okay, okay. take it easy. don't freak out on me.	Do you have a mirror? It's the best way to see if someone's breathing.
no! he was crazy. i didn't -- he looked -- i thought --	Okay, okay. Take it easy. Don't freak out on me.
couldn't you've just pulled him off me?	No! He was crazy. I didn't -- he looked -- I thought --
i had to. didn't i?	Couldn't you've just pulled him off me?
shit, james. you shot dr. gaskell's dog.	I had to. Didn't I?
you mean, with your wife leaving you and all?  hannah mentioned something about it. about a note.	Yes. Well. It's complicated, James. I think we should go now.
maybe. i'm feeling a little sad myself tonight.	You mean, with your wife leaving you and all?  Hannah mentioned something about it. About a note.
i'm sorry. professor tripp. maybe it's seeing that jacket that belonged to her. it just looks... really lonely. hanging there. in a closet. maybe i'm just a little sad.	Maybe. I'm feeling a little sad myself tonight.
i guess you must be, if you know the combination to his closet and he doesn't mind your being here in their bedroom like this.	Right.
pretty good. i'm friends with dr. gaskell, too.	I guess you must be, if you know the combination to his closet and he doesn't mind your being here in their bedroom like this.
you're really good friends with the chancellor, aren't you?	Pretty good. I'm friends with Dr. Gaskell, too.
i guess. walter never tells sara the truth about how much he pays for these things.	You're really good friends with the Chancellor, aren't you?
it's feels unreal, like butterfly wings or... something. it must've cost dr. gaskell a lot.	I guess. Walter never tells Sara the truth about how much he pays for these things.
they're glass. the buttons.	Like the lady herself.
really.	They're glass. The buttons.
really?	Really.
go ahead.	Really?
so i'm told.	Go ahead.
the one she wore on her wedding day?	So I'm told.
that's really it.	The one she wore on her wedding day?
is that really it?	That's really it.
i'll miss my bus.	This is worth it.
james.  don't leave just yet. there's something i think you ought to see.	I'll miss my bus.
heaven?	I saw a movie once. Part of it took place in heaven. Everyone wore white and lived in crystal houses. Like that. At least that's the way I remember it...
actually, i saw the greenhouse. so i thought... i thought i'd come out here and take a look at it. you don't see one of those every day. it looks like heaven...	Heaven?
you're right.	Actually, I saw the greenhouse. So I thought... I thought I'd come out here and take a look at it. You don't see one of those every day. It looks like heaven...
it's colder in there.	You're right.
so what are you doing out here?	It's colder in there.
a little.	So what are you doing out here?
you cold, james?	A little.
i have trouble sleeping. while i'm lying in bed i figure them out. the stories.	You cold, James?
really? that's remarkable.	I have trouble sleeping. While I'm lying in bed I figure them out. The stories.
it doesn't matter. it only took me an hour to write.	Really? That's remarkable.
well...	It doesn't matter. It only took me an hour to write.
they really hated it. i think they hated it more than any of the other ones.	Well...
listen, james, about this afternoon. in workshop. i'm sorry. i think i let things get a bit out of control.	They really hated it. I think they hated it more than any of the other ones.
it's not bad.	Listen, James, about this afternoon. In workshop. I'm sorry. I think I let things get a bit out of control.
sounds like a good one.	It's not bad.
so did gene tierney. she's in it too.	Sounds like a good one.
she went crazy, frances farmer.	So did Gene Tierney. She's in it too.
huh? oh. son of fury. with tyrone power and frances farmer.	She went crazy, Frances Farmer.
you're not like my other students, james. so what was the movie you two saw?	Huh? Oh. Son of Fury. With Tyrone Power and Frances Farmer.
you're not like my other teachers, professor tripp.	You're not like my other students, James. So what was the movie you two saw?
maybe it's because she's beautiful and she knows it and try as she might to not let that screw her up, it's inevitable that it will in some way.	You're not like my other teachers, Professor Tripp.
she likes old movies like i do, that's all.  besides, she doesn't really know me. she thinks she does, but she doesn't. maybe it's because she's mormon and i'm catholic.	Maybe it's because she's beautiful and she knows it and try as she might to not let that screw her up, it's inevitable that it will in some way.
relax, james. i'm not her father. i just rent her a room.	She likes old movies like I do, that's all.  Besides, she doesn't really know me. She thinks she does, but she doesn't. Maybe it's because she's Mormon and I'm Catholic.
no! what gave you that idea?	Relax, James. I'm not her father. I just rent her a room.
are you and hannah seeing each other, james?	No! What gave you that idea?
it's just... for good luck. some people carry rabbits' feet...	...You carry firearms.
it used to shoot these little paper caps, but they don't make them anymore. the caps.	It's just... for good luck. Some people carry rabbits' feet...
it's very convincing.	It used to shoot these little paper caps, but they don't make them anymore. The caps.
it was my mother's. she won it in a penny arcade in baltimore when she was in catholic school.	It's very convincing.
it's just that, you know, i was thinking about how, in class, you're always telling us 'that writers make choices -- at least the good ones. and, don't get me wrong. i'm not saying the book isn't really great -- i mean, really great -- but at times it's, well, very detailed, you know, with the genealogies of everyone's horses and all the dental records and so on -- and i don't know, maybe i'm wrong, but it sort of reads, in places, like, well, actually, like...  ...you didn't make any choices at all. and i was wondering if it might not be different if, maybe, when you wrote, you weren't always... under the influence.	Uh huh. Well, thanks for the thought, but, as shocking as this may sound, I'm not the first writer to sip a little weed. And furthermore, it might interest you to know that one book I wrote, as you say, 'under the influence,' happened to win a little something called the PEN award which, by the way, I accepted 'under the influence.'
no, it's not that, it's...	It's just that, you know, I was thinking about how, in class, you're always telling us 'that writers make choices -- at least the good ones. And, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying the book isn't really great -- I mean, really great -- but at times it's, well, very detailed, you know, with the genealogies of everyone's horses and all the dental records and so on -- and I don't know, maybe I'm wrong, but it sort of reads, in places, like, well, actually, like...  ...you didn't make any choices at all. And I was wondering if it might not be different if, maybe, when you wrote, you weren't always... under the influence.
that good, huh?	No, it's not that, it's...
i uh, i didn't finish, i... fell asleep.	That good, huh?
sure. the keys are on the dresser next to... to your book.	I uh, I didn't finish, I... fell asleep.
right. anyway, i was wondering if i could borrow your car. mine's sort of out of commission.	Sure. The keys are on the dresser next to... to your book.
it beats 'what's your major?'	Right. Anyway, I was wondering if I could borrow your car. Mine's sort of out of commission.
he cribbed that from borges.	It beats 'What's your major?'
but where? i need the street.	I don't know, Grady. I just dropped him on a corner.
i told you, sewickly heights.	But where? I need the street.
the aunt, hannah. where did you take james that day?	I told you, Sewickly Heights.
crabtree? he doesn't even know james.	Who does?
crabtree said it sounded like something james would be messed up in.	Crabtree? He doesn't even know James.
jesus.	Crabtree said it sounded like something James would be messed up in.
at first the police thought he just ran away, but this afternoon dr. gaskell found some blood spots on the carpet --	Jesus.
actually, he's not the chancellor's -- what?	At first the police thought he just ran away, but this afternoon Dr. Gaskell found some blood spots on the carpet --
he shot the chancellor's dog, didn't he? the blind one.	Actually, He's not the Chancellor's -- What?
listen, hannah. you don't remember where that aunt worked, do you? james' aunt.	He shot the Chancellor's dog, didn't he? The blind one.
i don't know -- maybe -- i don't think so.	Listen, Hannah. You don't remember where that aunt worked, do you? James' aunt.
no, it's okay. i just can't believe i left it out in the open like that. crabtree hasn't been in here, has he? poking around?	I don't know -- maybe -- I don't think so.
i know i shouldn't have, but there it was, just sort of lying out, and i couldn't resist and -- and -- i suck.	No, it's okay. I just can't believe I left it out in the open like that. Crabtree hasn't been in here, has he? Poking around?
grady!	I know I shouldn't have, but there it was, just sort of lying out, and I couldn't resist and -- and -- I suck.
hey.	Grady!
i thought we were going to talk. last night.	Oh. Well. I...
the one in your office? it's the best one for naps.	I don't think it really matters, Hannah. We could probably stand him up in the garage with the snow shovels at this point.
all right. take him to my place. he can crash on the sofa.	The one in your office? It's the best one for naps.
his bag. you know that ratty green thing he's always carrying around. he must've left it inside.	Hh-uh. Last time I saw it was...
that strikes me as odd.	James is odd. I know he has an aunt in Sewickley Heights. I dropped him there once, but...  Come to think of it, it wasn't even his Aunt's house. He said she worked there. Or something. I don't remember.
some apartment somewhere. but i've never seen it.	That strikes me as odd.
hannah, are you telling me you don't know where james leer lives?	Some apartment somewhere. But I've never seen it.
i would if i knew where i was taking him.	Hannah, are you telling me you don't know where James Leer lives?
look, hannah. when you get him home... make sure he's all right. before you leave. okay?	I would if I knew where I was taking him.
do?	I just mean, I -- I guess Emily isn't going to be there when you get home.
so what are you going to do?	Do?
i hope that isn't true. we need all the downy innocents we can get.	So what are you going to do?
and i love the inscription you wrote to me. only i'm not quite the downy innocent you think i am.	I hope that isn't true. We need all the downy innocents we can get.
i thank you.	And I love the inscription you wrote to me. Only I'm not quite the downy innocent you think I am.
i've been re-reading arsonist's daughter. it's so beautiful, grady. so natural. it's like all your sentences always existed, just waiting around in style heaven, or wherever, for you to fetch them down.	I thank you.
james. this is my editor, terry crabtree.	James'll know about George Sanders.
ail right. by the way, his friend...?	The answer's yes. I think. Yes. I don't know. Where are they exactly?
he's going with me. you take crabtree. and his friend. all right?	Ail right. By the way, his friend...?
me? sure. why?	Just checking.
i think so... what about you?	Me? Sure. Why?
thanks for that. he all right?	I think so... What about you?
yes, hannah?	I think maybe we're missing the point. It seems to me James' strength as a writer is that he doesn't take us by the hand. He treats us like adults. He respects us enough to forget us. That takes... courage.
you don't deserve me, you know.	I know, but sometimes...
did you just make that up?	In the hospital. I was kind of excited about it at the time, but then I was on pretty heavy painkillers.
does he still love you?	It didn't come up.
i told walter.	Does he still love you?
did you tell walter?	I told Walter.
some times...	Did you tell Walter?
i guess you have to go on faith.	Some times...
oh?	I guess you have to go on faith.
i went and looked at some babies just now.	Oh?
dozens. it's very sad.	I went and looked at some babies just now.
ouch. how many?	Dozens. It's very sad.
and you're old.	Ouch. How many?
i know.	And you're old.
oh, grady. you're such a putz.	I know.
i lost it all.	Oh, Grady. You're such a putz.
terry told me about wonder boys. is it true? did you lose it all?	I lost it all.
i'm through improvising.	Terry told me about Wonder Boys. Is it true? Did you lose it all?
i believe you. did that nice doctor let you out? or is this you improvising again, grady?	I'm through improvising.
i'm so glad to see you, sara.	I believe you. Did that nice doctor let you out? Or is this you improvising again, Grady?
and what did you say?	I said it didn't sound like you.
he told me.	And what did you say?
he told you.	He told me.
i think i might've said i was in love with you.	He told you.
and what do you think you might have said?	I think I might've said I was in love with you.
i think i might have.	And what do you think you might have said?
you didn't happen to call the house last night, did you, grady?	I think I might have.
it's within the realm. he takes his souvenirs pretty seriously. and he was just a wee bit prickly this morning.	You didn't happen to call the house last night, did you, Grady?
would walter really press charges?	It's within the realm. He takes his souvenirs pretty seriously. And he was just a wee bit prickly this morning.
this is not what the university has in mind when it promises a liberal education, grady.	Would Walter really press charges?
are you sure you parked it there?	Of course, I'm sure. Ah, Christ, the puberty police are back.
honestly. someone stole my car. i parked it right there last night.	Are you sure you parked it there?
grady.	Honestly. Someone stole my car. I parked it right there last night.
someone stole my car.	Grady.
over there. in the backseat of the...	Someone stole my car.
and the jacket?	Over there. In the backseat of the...
inside.	And the jacket?
i'm not very happy with you right now, grady. but more importantly, walter's not very happy and he's gotten the police involved. they seem to think james leer is somehow responsible for all of this. you wouldn't happen to know where james is, would you, grady?	Inside.
i'm sorry, sara. i've been trying to tell you. it's all my --	I'm not very happy with you right now, Grady. But more importantly, Walter's not very happy and he's gotten the police involved. They seem to think James Leer is somehow responsible for all of this. You wouldn't happen to know where James is, would you, Grady?
it seems one of our students is -- missing and his parents found a dead dog in his bed.	I'm sorry, Sara. I've been trying to tell you. It's all my --
oh?	It seems one of our students is -- missing and his parents found a dead dog in his bed.
sara.	I tried to call, but apparently there's something wrong...
what's he doing out there?	I'm sort of helping him work through some issues.
james leer.	What's he doing out there?
who's that sitting in your car?	James Leer.
about the baby.	That... and you.
no, i don't think you do. and besides... i haven't decided yet.	About the baby.
i know that. i know what's at stake here...	No, I don't think you do. And besides... I haven't decided yet.
i believe you. i believe you want to be with me. but this is not just about me anymore.	I know that. I know what's at stake here...
really, sara, i...	I believe you. I believe you want to be with me. But this is not just about me anymore.
gee, grady, that sounded so heartfelt. i don't know whether to swoon or smirk.	Really, Sara, I...
no. i mean. well, actually, yes. sort of. i don't remember. listen, sara, i have to tell you something.	All right.
did you pass out again, grady? did you fall somewhere?	No. I mean. Well, actually, yes. Sort of. I don't remember. Listen, Sara, I have to tell you something.
hub? oh, well, that's part of what i need to...	Did you pass out again, Grady? Did you fall somewhere?
are you limping? why are you limping?	Hub? Oh, well, that's part of what I need to...
oh. right. ha. listen, about last night. there is something i need to tell...	Are you limping? Why are you limping?
i'm kidding. hello?	Oh. Right. Ha. Listen, about last night. There is something I need to tell...
really? that was fast.	I'm kidding. Hello?
your fingerprints were all over the bedroom.	Really? That was fast.
did you confess?	Your fingerprints were all over the bedroom.
a twelve-year-old policeman came by the house this morning.	Did you confess?
you heard? how?	A twelve-year-old policeman came by the house this morning.
i heard.	You heard? How?
walter's on campus, being the good soldier for wordfest. but he's a basket case. someone stole marilyn's jacket last night. and poe's missing, too.	I heard.
totally. i'm sorry. a lot was happening this morning. can you talk?	Walter's on campus, being the good soldier for WordFest. But he's a basket case. Someone stole Marilyn's jacket last night. And Poe's missing, too.
i can't believe you hung up on me, you dick.	Totally. I'm sorry. A lot was happening this morning. Can you talk?
you got me.	I love you, Grady.
pow.	You got me.
caps.	Pow.
heavy. smells like gunpowder.	Caps.
it's -- it's a souvenir. of baltimore.	Heavy. Smells like gunpowder.
who's gun is that?	It's -- it's a souvenir. Of Baltimore.
well, no, i don't see any way.  and i know how hard it is for you to -- to lose this chance.	No you don't. And fuck you for saying you do. And fuck you for "saying...  ...for saying there's just no way. Because there could be a way, Grady.
no. there's no way. i mean, don't you think there's no way?	Well, no, I don't see any way.  And I know how hard it is for you to -- to lose this chance.
not have it.	No. There's no way. I mean, don't you think there's no way?
she'll come back. that's why i'm going to... to not have this baby.	Not have it.
i don't think i really have a choice in, that. emily left me.	She'll come back. That's why I'm going to... to not have this baby.
you love emily. i know that. and you need to stay with her.	I don't think I really have a choice in, that. Emily left me.
no, really, sara, i don't think you --	You love Emily. I know that. And you need to stay with her.
don't. i know what you're going to say.	No, really, Sara, I don't think you --
well...	Don't. I know what you're going to say.
almost. want to sit up?  what's the matter?	Nothing. I think I twisted my --
is the thing -- is it over?	Almost. Want to sit up?  What's the matter?
you had another one, didn't you? you have to see a doctor, grady. first thing monday morning. all right?	Is the thing -- is it over?
sara, my arm. i'm stuck, honey.	I guess you're going to have to chew it off then.
neither do i.	Sara, my arm. I'm stuck, honey.
no. maybe. i don't know. i don't know what i'm going to do.	Neither do I.
and? are you going to tell him?	No. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know what I'm going to do.
yes.	And? Are you going to tell him?
has he asked to see the book yet?	Yes.
if she's not now, terry will make sure she is by the end of the evening.	Has he asked to see the book yet?
my god, i wear the same scent as a transvestite. she is a transvestite, isn't: she?	If she's not now, Terry will make sure she is by the end of the evening.
hm.	My God, I wear the same scent as a transvestite. She IS a transvestite, isn't: she?
is that cristaile?	Hm.
simple.	Is that Cristaile?
so. i guess we just divorce our spouses, marry each other, and have this baby, right? simple.	Simple.
she's left the room before. she always came back.	So. I guess we just divorce our spouses, marry each other, and have this baby, right? Simple.
she's left before...	She's left the room before. She always came back.
emily left me this morning.	She's left before...
i think walter would find this a little more than surprising.	Emily left me this morning.
well. this is... surprising. does walter...?	I think Walter would find this a little more than surprising.
i'm sure.	Well. This is... surprising. Does Walter...?
i'm pregnant.	I'm sure.
all right. this morning --	I'm pregnant.
you go first.	All right. This morning --
walter just got it back from the framer today.	You go first.
new?	Walter just got it back from the framer today.
i don't believe i know where the upstairs guest room is.	Well then. I'd better show you. Terry --
that's funny. i need to talk to you, too.  perhaps you could put some of these coats in the upstairs guest room, professor tripp.	I don't believe I know where the upstairs guest room is.
i need to talk to you.	That's funny. I need to talk to you, too.  Perhaps you could put some of these coats in the upstairs guest room, Professor Tripp.
easy there.	I'm sorry. It's these goddamned shoes. I don't know how anyone actually walks in these things.
i got the message you called.	I got the message you called too.
chancellor.	I got the message you called.
professor tripp.	Chancellor.
that's nice. all we have is a japanese beetle trap.	It's a bathtub. What she's standing under.
jesus. is that what he told you?	He said he hasn't had a success in ten years and everyone in New York thinks he's kind of a...
you mean because his career's ruined and all?	Jesus. Is that what he told you?
he'd call it habit. but now... i get the feeling he's going through the motions a bit.	You mean because his career's ruined and all?
that sounds like a fancy excuse for being a shit.	He'd call it habit. But now... I get the feeling he's going through the motions a bit.
like most editors, he really wants to be a writer, but he's too busy living a novel to bother writing one.	That sounds like a fancy excuse for being a shit.
what's that?	Like most editors, he really wants to be a writer, but he's too busy living a novel to bother writing one.
he's writing his name in water.	What's that?
forget it. i should've known better. your friend is just, i don't know, into collecting weird tricks. mind?	He's writing his name in water.
tony. i'm sorry if things didn't work out so well for you tonight. with terry.	Forget it. I should've known better. Your friend is just, I don't know, into collecting weird tricks. Mind?
tony. now that i'm home.	Tony. I'm sorry if things didn't work out so well for you tonight. With Terry.
listen, antonia --	Tony. Now that I'm home.
sure it is.	Listen, Antonia --
i'm not sure that's possible.	Sure it is.
disturbed. and when your friend crabtree gets done with him, he's going to be even more disturbed.	I'm not sure that's possible.
james is... i don't know...	Disturbed. And when your friend Crabtree gets done with him, he's going to be even more disturbed.
couldn't he have just thrown a shoe at the poor thing?	James is... I don't know...
i need a ride.	I'm your man.
who's he barking at now?	He's still barking at me. He's blind.
that's a nice greenhouse.	It's Mrs. Gaskell's. Her hobby.
why yes. how did you know?	Lucky guess.
that perfume you're wearing, antonia. it wouldn't happen to be cristaile, would it?	Why yes. How did you know?
the more the merrier.	Terry was telling me about you on the plane. It was all so interesting.
no.	Nevertheless, I'd like to see you in my office Monday morning.
excuse me?	Sara. I'm in love with her.
i'm in love with your wife.	Excuse me?
what is it, grady?	I'm in love with your wife.
i... i...	What is it, Grady?
oh?	I... I...
this is important.	Oh?
it's three-thirty, grady.	This is important.
i have... eight-fifteen. that's not right, is it?	It's three-thirty, Grady.
i know it's you, grady, i just... christ, grady, do you know what time it is?	I have... eight-fifteen. That's not right, is it?
grady tripp. english department.	I know it's you, Grady, I just... Christ, Grady, do you know what time it is?
grady?	GRADY Tripp. English Department.
it's grady, walter.	Grady?
who's this ?	It's Grady, Walter.
yes?	Who's this ?
walter?	Yes?
as a heart attack.	Thanks -- Whoa, Professor Tripp, careful here...
holy shit. are you serious?	As a heart attack.
only when i'm working.	Holy shit. Are you serious?
do you get high, sam?	Only when I'm working.
hey, professor tripp.	Do you get high, Sam?
yo, traxler.	Hey, Professor Tripp.
what exactly are we doing here, professor tripp?	Taking the long way home.
her husband.	What exactly are we doing here, Professor Tripp?
who's that guy?	Her husband.
oh, right. yeah, that's true. he used to rub all kinds of things on it. paprika. ground lamb.	Sick.
well, jeez, you're reading his biography, aren't you?	Oh, right. Yeah, that's true. He used to rub all kinds of things on it. Paprika. Ground lamb.
christ, traxler. how the hell should i know?	Well, jeez, you're reading his biography, aren't you?
say, professor tripp, is all that stuff true about errol flynn? how he used to put coke on his dick. to make himself, you know, like, last longer?	Christ, Traxler. How the hell should I know?
i don't know. it might be...	Say, Professor Tripp, is all that stuff true about Errol Flynn? How he used to put coke on his dick. To make himself, you know, like, last longer?
is it good?	I don't know. It might be...
no. i guess you're here for the backpack.	Oh... yeah.
i -- just wanted to see her, i guess -- emily. and to see you too -- you and irene. and to let everyone know that, even though it may be difficult to comprehend now, this -- everything that's happening -- it's not forever. it doesn't mean "goodbye."	Give me a break, Grady.
why did you come here, grady?	I -- just wanted to see her, I guess -- Emily. And to see you too -- you and Irene. And to let everyone know that, even though it may be difficult to comprehend now, this -- everything that's happening -- it's not forever. It doesn't mean "Goodbye."
listen, hank, i'm sorry about all this. i didn't come here to upset you and irene. i want you to know that.	Why did you come here, Grady?
ah, right. the book.	Listen, Hank, I'm sorry about all this. I didn't come here to upset you and Irene. I want you to know that.
oh. right. linda... i haven't been doing a lot of sleeping lately. my editor's in town and i have the book to finish and --	Ah, right. The book.
nothing's wrong. they went to wellesley together.	Oh. Right. Linda... I haven't been doing a lot of sleeping lately. My editor's in town and I have the book to finish and --
neurologist? why? what's wrong?	Nothing's wrong. They went to Wellesley together.
she's in philadelphia seeing linda aahby. the neurologist.	Neurologist? Why? What's wrong?
i -- just want to say i'm sorry.	She's in Philadelphia seeing Linda Aahby. The neurologist.
where you stand?	I -- just want to say I'm sorry.
i'm not going to stalk her. hank. i just... want to know where i stand.	Where you stand?
i don't know if she'd want me to tell you that, grady.	I'm not going to stalk her. Hank. I just... want to know where I stand.
where's emily, hank?	I don't know if she'd want me to tell you that, Grady.
oh, i don't think there's any danger of you aging prematurely, grady.	Where's Emily, Hank?
maybe i should read it.	Oh, I don't think there's any danger of you aging prematurely, Grady.
it's no arsonist's daughter, but i guess you know that. it's a young man's book. it got me remembering how it felt to be young.	Maybe I should read it.
and?	It's no Arsonist's Daughter, but I guess you know that. It's a young man's book. It got me remembering how it felt to be young.
i was thinking of you.	And?
what made you pull out that old thing?	I was thinking of you.
well, i'm sure with the proper guidance he'll be fine.	What made you pull out that old thing?
yes. he's a good kid. maybe a little messed up.	Well, I'm sure with the proper guidance he'll be fine.
i might have his number on campus.	That's all right. We'll find him.
one other thing. about this kid, this student of yours -- leer -- james leer. you wouldn't know how i could get in touch with him, would you?	I might have his number on campus.
just kidding.	One other thing. About this kid, this student of yours -- Leer -- James Leer. You wouldn't know how I could get in touch with him, would you?
no, the dog.	Just kidding.
the perpetrator.	No, the dog.
we figure the perpetrator let him out. he's blind and we figure he just wandered off and got run over.	The perpetrator.
that's weird.	We figure the perpetrator let him out. He's blind and we figure he just wandered off and got run over.
huh? oh, someone pulled a b&e on dr. gaskell's closet. and the dog's missing.	That's weird.
i could be wrong. what happened anyway?	Huh? Oh, someone pulled a B&E on Dr. Gaskell's closet. And the dog's missing.
hardapple?	I could be wrong. What happened anyway?
horses, right. vernon something...  hardapple.	Hardapple?
a jockey? you mean, like --	Horses, right. Vernon something...  Hardapple.
well, there's always people you don't know at these things, but i can't say there was anybody particularly suspicious... wait. there was one guy. tiny fella. claimed to be a jockey.	A jockey? You mean, like --
pier angeli, 1971 or '72, also pills. charles boyer, 1978, pills again. charles butterworth, 1946, i think. in a car. supposedly it was an accident, but, you know...  he was distraught. dorothy dandridge, she took pills in, like, 1965. albert dekker, 1968, he hung himself. he wrote his suicide note in lipstick on his stomach. alan ladd, '64, more pills, carole landis, pills again, i forget when. george reeves, superman on tv, shot himself. jean seberg, pills of course, 1979. everett sioane -- he was good -- pills. margaret sullavan, pills, lupe velez, a lot of pills. gig young. he shot himself and his wife in 1978. there are more but i don't know if you would have heard of them. ross alexander? clara blandick? maggie mcnamara? gia scaia?	I haven't heard of half of those.
just a few then. the big ones.	Pier Angeli, 1971 or '72, also pills. Charles Boyer, 1978, pills again. Charles Butterworth, 1946, I think. In a car. Supposedly it was an accident, but, you know...  He was distraught. Dorothy Dandridge, she took pills in, like, 1965. Albert Dekker, 1968, he hung himself. He wrote his suicide note in lipstick on his stomach. Alan Ladd, '64, more pills, Carole Landis, pills again, I forget when. George Reeves, Superman on TV, shot himself. Jean Seberg, pills of course, 1979. Everett Sioane -- he was good -- pills. Margaret Sullavan, pills, Lupe Velez, a lot of pills. Gig Young. He shot himself and his wife in 1978. There are more but I don't know if you would have heard of them. Ross Alexander? Clara Blandick? Maggie McNamara? Gia Scaia?
there's so many...	Just a few then. The big ones.
mr. crabtree was saying how george sanders killed himself, only he couldn't remember how.	Pills. August 25, 1972. In a Costa Brava hotel room.
george sanders?	Mr. Crabtree was saying how George Sanders killed himself, only he couldn't remember how.
are you riding with me, james?	No, I'm going ho --
you want to keep him happy.	If he's happy...  I'm happy.
well, q certainly will. and, given that he will be addressing 500 people in little over an hour...	You want to keep him happy.
i doubt it, darling.	Well, Q certainly will. And, given that he will be addressing 500 people in little over an hour...
you'd recognize it if you tasted it.	I doubt it, darling.
i doubt i'd recognize a '63 chateau latour if i was sitting on it.	You'd recognize it if you tasted it.
i could swear i had a '63 chateau latour in here. you haven't seen it, have you?	I doubt I'd recognize a '63 Chateau Latour if I was sitting on it.
what do you mean?	I mean... feelings.
did you ever... do you have feelings for anna?	What do you mean?
ask me. ask me anything.	Did you ever... Do you have feelings for Anna?
nothing.	Ask me. Ask me anything.
sure.	Nothing.
carlos, can i ask you something?	Sure.
it's crazy out there.  young girls wearing mini this and mini that. sometimes when i walk down the street and pass some sexy looking woman, she makes me feel like i'm bothering her. she stares down like she's afraid to look at me. why she do that? why can't she look me in the face?	Maybe because you're looking her in the face.
i know. i'm just saying i understand.	It's crazy out there.  Young girls wearing mini this and mini that. Sometimes when I walk down the street and pass some sexy looking woman, she makes me feel like I'm bothering her. She stares down like she's afraid to look at me. Why she do that? Why can't she look me in the face?
carlos, i never raped a woman.	I know. I'm just saying I understand.
i'm just talking, man.	Carlos, I never raped a woman.
you don't have to tell me this.	I'm just talking, man.
i get horny as hell for other women.  i mean i fantasize about raping some beautiful woman.	You don't have to tell me this.
maybe i'm not a good man. maybe inside i'm bad, and i'll always be bad.	Don't talk like that.
you're a good man, walter. okay, you did some wrong things, but inside you're a good, decent man.	Maybe I'm not a good man. Maybe inside I'm bad, and I'll always be bad.
i'm not a monster.	You're a good man, Walter. Okay, you did some wrong things, but inside you're a good, decent man.
the important thing is that you and annette need to talk. she needs to see you, and you need to see her.	I'm not a monster.
isn't it?	The important thing is that you and Annette need to talk. She needs to see you, and you need to see her.
it's not what you think.	Isn't it?
you should see my appointment book. it got crazy.	It's not what you think.
c'mon, walter.	You should see my appointment book. It got crazy.
tell annette i'm busy in july.	C'mon, Walter.
anna will be away at camp. the house will be quiet. it's better when it's quiet.	Tell Annette I'm busy in July.
next week? the week after?	Early July.
soon.	Next week? The week after?
when?	Soon.
aren't you glad?	When?
annette will see you.	Aren't you glad?
what's that?	Annette will see you.
i've got some good news.	What's that?
ah, come on.	I don't want to see any goddamn pictures.
no thanks.	Ah, come on.
i've got some pictures.  want to see?	No thanks.
oh, anna's. it was great, man. anna was so pretty.  she looked like a princess, like one of those girls in a fairy tale, you know, like snow white.	I've got some pictures.  Want to see?
the birthday party.	Oh, Anna's. It was great, man. Anna was so pretty.  She looked like a princess, like one of those girls in a fairy tale, you know, like Snow White.
what party?	The birthday party.
fucking tigers. they got no pitching except for a bunch of green kids straight out of double a or southern cal.  how was the party?	What party?
fucking mariners.	Fucking Tigers. They got no pitching except for a bunch of green kids straight out of Double A or Southern Cal.  How was the party?
mariners are pounding the shit out of the tigers.	Fucking Mariners.
what's happening?	Mariners are pounding the shit out of the Tigers.
i know, man. i love this table too.  but i also love my wife.	What's happening?
i made that table for you and annette, for your wedding. i put a lot of love into it.	I know, man. I love this table too.  But I also love my wife.
she's got all this new furniture now. she said it didn't fit anymore, so i kept it in the attic. i thought you might like it.	I made that table for you and Annette, for your wedding. I put a lot of love into it.
then what? what?!	She's got all this new furniture now. She said it didn't fit anymore, so I kept it in the attic. I thought you might like it.
it wasn't like that.	Then what? What?!
she was going to throw it out, wasn't she? just toss it like a scrap of wood.	It wasn't like that.
you need a table.	She was going to throw it out, wasn't she? Just toss it like a scrap of wood.
then why the fuck are you giving it back to me?!	You need a table.
it was a beautiful present.	Then why the fuck are you giving it back to me?!
it's my own design. you won't find another table like it in the world.	It was a beautiful present.
yeah. it's really nice.	It's my own design. You won't find another table like it in the world.
notice the grain. see how deep and rich the red runs?	Yeah. It's really nice.
it's a nice table.	Notice the grain. See how deep and rich the red runs?
it's made from cherry. that's a hard wood.	It's a nice table.
huh?	It's made from cherry. That's a hard wood.
cherry.	Huh?
this little table is one heavy bitch.	Cherry.
what are you doing?	This little table is one heavy bitch.
she'll be twelve next week. we're throwing a big party on saturday. wish i could ask you to come...	Only if it's no closer than a hundred feet.
how old is anna?	She'll be twelve next week. We're throwing a big party on Saturday. Wish I could ask you to come...
i remember when they all referred to me as "the little spic poor annette married." except her brother. you treated me with respect.  look, you paid your dues. your slate is clean now.	How old is Anna?
you're the only one in the family who still talks to me.	I remember when they all referred to me as "the little spic poor Annette married." Except her brother. You treated me with respect.  Look, you paid your dues. Your slate is clean now.
i don't know. she won't talk about it.	You're the only one in the family who still talks to me.
is it because of anna?	I don't know. She won't talk about it.
i'm working on it.	Is it because of Anna?
when can i see her?	I'm working on it.
annette? she's good... tense.	When can I see her?
how is she?	Annette? She's good... tense.
i should go. your sister worries, and when she worries she yells.	How is she?
you find me a decent place for under three hundred a month in this town, and i'll happily move out of this crap neighborhood.	I should go. Your sister worries, and when she worries she yells.
but maybe it's not so healthy being so close, you know, to a school.	You find me a decent place for under three hundred a month in this town, and I'll happily move out of this crap neighborhood.
no way, man, you'd rob me blind!	But maybe it's not so healthy being so close, you know, to a school.
law says i can't come within one hundred feet of where children congregate. i figure the distance from my window to the school is one hundred and twenty. make a bet?	No way, man, you'd rob me blind!
what?	Law says I can't come within one hundred feet of where children congregate. I figure the distance from my window to the school is one hundred and twenty. Make a bet?
one hundred and twenty feet.	What?
i like the noise.	One hundred and twenty feet.
i was just thinking of... the noise.	I like the noise.
something wrong with that?	I was just thinking of... the noise.
living across the street from a grade school. jesus.	Something wrong with that?
k through sixth.	Living across the street from a grade school. Jesus.
hey, is that a school?	K through sixth.
i just recommended you. you still had to prove yourself.	Hey, is that a school?
i'll never forget you got me started there.	I just recommended you. You still had to prove yourself.
beautiful. how's business?	Booming. Lots of building going on. We can't keep up with all the work. In fact, I just hired a few new guys...
five years.	Beautiful. How's business?
no shit.	Five years.
foreman now.	No shit.
yeah, you still with northland?	Foreman now.
oh man, that kid takes himself real serious.	Yeah, you still with Northland?
got a job at old frank's place. his son runs it now.	Oh man, that kid takes himself real serious.
you doing okay?	Got a job at old Frank's place. His son runs it now.
seems like the whole world's gotten younger.	You doing okay?
you look good, damn good, considering you're an old man now!	Seems like the whole world's gotten younger.
took some talking to convince your super i was a relative.	I told her all my relatives are good- looking.
don't need to think fast to handle beer.	Took some talking to convince your super I was a relative.
you tell me your name, i'll tell you mine.	Robin.
what does that mean?	It means uncommon beauty is commonly overlooked. Most people only notice birds with the brightest colors.
well... not in the common way.	What does that mean?
i'm not pretty.	Well... not in the common way.
a pretty girl like you should have a lot of friends.	I'm not pretty.
i have friends.	A pretty girl like you should have a lot of friends.
don't you have friends?	I have friends.
what are you writing in that book?	It's my bird book.
not yet.	What are you writing in that book?
see anything interesting?	Not yet.
my daddy likes me home before dark.	It's good to listen to your daddy.
do you come here often?	My daddy likes me home before dark.
i have to go.	Do you come here often?
not at first. you would stare at the tops of the trees so intently. any second i thought you would take off and fly.	I have to go.
were you watching me?	Not at first. You would stare at the tops of the trees so intently. Any second I thought you would take off and fly.
me? nah. i'm more of a people watcher.	Were you watching me?
not too far.  are you a bird-watcher too?	Me? Nah. I'm more of a people watcher.
you live around here?	Not too far.  Are you a bird-watcher too?
you should hear the bird.	You live around here?
that was terrific.	You should hear the bird.
something like that.	That was terrific.
i'd love to hear it.	It's a bright sound.
i bet you can.	I'd love to hear it.
i can't.	I bet you can.
try.	I can't.
it's hard to describe.	Try.
how does it sound?	It's hard to describe.
their sound is quite musical.	How does it sound?
a solitary vireo. i like that one.	Their sound is quite musical.
you'd be surprised how many kinds of birds you'll see here. last week i saw a purple martin. and the week before that, i saw a solitary vireo. that's rare.	A solitary vireo. I like that one.
it's just a city park.	You'd be surprised how many kinds of birds you'll see here. Last week I saw a purple martin. And the week before that, I saw a solitary vireo. That's rare.
when i go bird-watching. it's why i like coming here.	It's just a city park.
you always carry these?	When I go bird-watching. It's why I like coming here.
the mother sure has her hands full.	You always carry these?
they're extremely aggressive birds. plus, their habits are rather filthy.	The mother sure has her hands full.
why not?	They're extremely aggressive birds. Plus, their habits are rather filthy.
i don't like starlings.	Why not?
is that right?	I don't like starlings.
they're starlings.	Is that right?
sure.	They're starlings.
there's little chicks!  you want to see?	Sure.
there's a million birds here.	In that birch tree is a nest.
birds.	There's a million birds here.
what are you looking at?	Birds.
you sure you don't know nothing about this?	'Fraid not.
i count my blessings.	Well, I guess I'll be seeing you.
then i'd say you're a lucky fellow.	I count my blessings.
yes.	Then I'd say you're a lucky fellow.
the passionate one?	Yes.
i'd say you're moving.	It's a free country, isn't it?
you're a cop. figure it out.	I'd say you're moving.
what's with the boxes?	You're a cop. Figure it out.
i have a passionate girlfriend.	What's with the boxes?
that's a nasty scratch on your neck.	I have a passionate girlfriend.
just give me a straight answer, walter, cause the irony goes right over my head.	That's a nasty scratch on your neck.
i suppose if you're looking for a male between the ages of thirty and fifty, medium height, medium weight, medium build. probably not too many men fit that bill.	Just give me a straight answer, Walter, cause the irony goes right over my head.
he i.d.'d the assailant. the description matches you pretty well.	I suppose if you're looking for a male between the ages of thirty and fifty, medium height, medium weight, medium build. Probably not too many men fit that bill.
i could take you downtown.	You could. It'd be a waste of your time, though.
i wasn't feeling well.	I could take you downtown.
i went to bed around seven.	I wasn't feeling well.
the assault took place at approximately seven thirty.	I went to bed around seven.
you said last night. i went to bed pretty early.	The assault took place at approximately seven thirty.
i didn't say what time the assault occurred.	You said last night. I went to bed pretty early.
i was asleep.	I didn't say what time the assault occurred.
a man was badly beaten across the street. you know anything about that?	I was asleep.
no.	A man was badly beaten across the street. You know anything about that?
i'll be asking the questions.  last night, you hear anything unusual? screams? shouts?	No.
know what?	I'll be asking the questions.  Last night, you hear anything unusual? Screams? Shouts?
you don't know?	Know what?
what?	The girl.
you knew her?	What?
little red riding hood.	That's it. Little Red Riding Hood jumps out of the wolf's guts with hardly a scratch.  Ever see a seven-year-old girl sodomized almost in half?
sure you do. he cuts open the wolf's stomach, and the girl steps out alive.	Little Red Riding Hood.
i don't know.	Sure you do. He cuts open the wolf's stomach, and the girl steps out alive.
the one with the ax?	I don't know.
woodsman?	The one with the ax?
neither do i.  what's the one with the woodsman?	Woodsman?
no.	Neither do I.  What's the one with the woodsman?
do you believe in them?	No.
fairy tales?	Do you believe in them?
this one guy on death row, who i'll call henry, told me about his last victim. henry says how he's in the bedroom of a seven-year-old cutie named adele. her mother's in the living room watching tv. she's got the volume on so damn high he can hear david letterman's jokes. henry puts his hand over adele's mouth and says, "if you scream, little girl, i'll kill your mother." and of course little adele doesn't scream, doesn't cry, doesn't make a sound. then he takes her hand and out they go through the front door.  ten days later they find adele's body. or what's left of it.  you believe in fairy tales?	Fairy tales?
you walked home.	Yes.
don't be witty.  yesterday you took the number twelve bus from work, but instead of getting off at your normal stop, for some reason you stayed on. why did you stay on the bus, walter?	I fell asleep.
you going to take me on a nature walk?	Don't be witty.  Yesterday you took the number twelve bus from work, but instead of getting off at your normal stop, for some reason you stayed on. Why did you stay on the bus, Walter?
sure they do. but outside they've got trees around them. the trees shade them from the sun. of course, the plants enrich the soil around the trees. one of nature's symbiotic relationships.	You going to take me on a nature walk?
they grow outside, don't they?	Sure they do. But outside they've got trees around them. The trees shade them from the sun. Of course, the plants enrich the soil around the trees. One of nature's symbiotic relationships.
your ivy. too much direct sunlight. these plants don't like a lot of sun.	They grow outside, don't they?
what?	Your ivy. Too much direct sunlight. These plants don't like a lot of sun.
too much sun.	What?
okay?	Okay.
you can't talk to me like --	Like a piece of shit? In my eyes, you are a piece of shit. Think anyone would miss you if I threw you out the window right now? I could say you jumped when I came in. Who are they going to believe? Not you, because you'd be a dead piece of shit.
and when you sit by the window, watching the girls in the little cotton skirts parade by, do you wave your wanger at the girls? is that when you jerk off?	You can't talk to me like --
it's not for sale.	Who said I wanted to buy it?
unusual design for a contemporary piece.	It's not for sale.
yeah.	Unusual design for a contemporary piece.
cherry?	Yeah.
if you could, you would have brought one today.	Cherry?
i could get a search warrant.	If you could, you would have brought one today.
doesn't everybody?	I could get a search warrant.
got something to hide?	Doesn't everybody?
i would.	Got something to hide?
then you won't mind if i look around.	I would.
i haven't broken any laws.	Then you won't mind if I look around.
why don't you just tell me?	I haven't broken any laws.
i think you do.	Why don't you just tell me?
i have no idea.	I think you do.
you don't know?	I have no idea.
have a seat.	You don't know?
what's up?	Have a seat.
hiya, walter.	Cop.
sergeant lucas.  may i come in?	You are in.
but you are taking it?	Yeah.
it gives me headaches.	But you are taking it?
are you taking your medication?	It gives me headaches.
apartment's okay.	Are you taking your medication?
and your new apartment?	Apartment's okay.
i'm adjusting okay.	And your new apartment?
so. how are you adjusting?	I'm adjusting okay.
people have the right to know.	If she's here tomorrow, I'll fucking kill her.
have you seen walter?	Lovers' quarrel?
just trying to be helpful.	Well, Mary, you're about as helpful as a broken sewer pipe. You do know what runs out of a sewer pipe, don't you?
yeah, mary-kay, i think i do. thanks a bunch for the advice.	Just trying to be helpful.
you don't want to know, but he's damaged goods -- real damaged goods, if you know what i mean.	Yeah, Mary-Kay, I think I do. Thanks a bunch for the advice.
why's that?	You don't want to know, but he's damaged goods -- real damaged goods, if you know what I mean.
the new man. i'd keep away from him, if i were you.	Why's that?
what?	The new man. I'd keep away from him, if I were you.
i'd keep away from him.	What?
it's getting dark. go home.	Will I see you again?
can't i stay a little longer?	It's getting dark. Go home.
you should go home.	Can't I stay a little longer?
i don't mind.	You should go home.
no.	I don't mind.
yes?	Do you still want me to sit on your lap?
walter?	Yes?
i don't want to hurt my daddy.	Robin, listen to me.
i know because... it's just something i know.	I don't want to hurt my daddy.
how do you know?	I know because... it's just something I know.
your daddy will always love you.	How do you know?
but will he... ?	Your daddy will always love you.
someone will talk to your daddy. and then he'll stop doing those things... the things you don't like.	But will he... ?
what will happen if i do?	Someone will talk to your daddy. And then he'll stop doing those things... the things you don't like.
you said you couldn't make the sound of a solitary vireo. but you did. beautifully. i heard you.	What will happen if I do?
yes you can, robin.	You said you couldn't make the sound of a solitary vireo. But you did. Beautifully. I heard you.
i can't.	Yes you can, Robin.
tell ms. kramer what your daddy does.	I can't.
ms. kramer.	Tell Ms. Kramer what your daddy does.
what's her name?	Ms. Kramer.
yes.	Do you like it when he asks you?
does he?	Yes.
my daddy lets me sit on his lap.	Does he?
they sound like finches.	They could be finches. I don't know. We should go before it gets dark.
i know a place in the park where only very small birds go. there are no people or dogs or ugly crows and pigeons. it's quiet except for the song of these tiny sparrowlike birds. would you like me to take you there?	They sound like finches.
that's okay... doesn't matter.	Do you want me to sit on your lap?
i'm sure. thank you all the same.	That's okay... doesn't matter.
are you sure?	I'm sure. Thank you all the same.
no thank you.	Are you sure?
would you like to sit on my lap?	No thank you.
what?	Would you like to sit on my lap?
would you like to sit on my lap?	What?
yes?	Would you like to sit on my lap?
robin?	Yes?
birds are my friends. that sounds egotistical, but they are. birds know i watch them, but they don't mind because they like being watched... if they know you won't hurt them.	Robin?
banished... yeah.	Birds are my friends. That sounds egotistical, but they are. Birds know I watch them, but they don't mind because they like being watched... if they know you won't hurt them.
it sounds like you were banished.	Banished... yeah.
a long time ago, i was sent far away. when they let me come back, all my friends were gone.	It sounds like you were banished.
how come?	A long time ago, I was sent far away. When they let me come back, all my friends were gone.
no.	How come?
do you have many friends?	No.
walter.	Do you have many friends?
no you're not.	I will be in three months.  I can't wait. I hate being eleven. It has to be the stupidest age in the world.
i'm twelve.	No you're not.
can i ask how old you are?	I'm twelve.
yeah, like the bird.	Can I ask how old you are?
how do you feel about that?	I feel... okay.
time.	How do you feel about that?
it's going to take time, walter.	Time.
accept you?	It's going to take time, Walter.
she's still really hurt... and angry. i don't know... if she will ever... forgive me. i understand that. i do. i just hope... i just want her to...	Accept you?
all right. a small house... with small rooms.	I smelled her hair. That's it. I just liked smelling her hair.
it was a small house.	All right. A small house... with small rooms.
when the two of you held each other. when you were ten or eleven and she was eight or nine. when your parents were out and the two of you were alone... completely alone in that big house.	It was a small house.
i meant later... when you two took naps.	When the two of you held each other. When you were ten or eleven and she was eight or nine. When your parents were out and the two of you were alone... completely alone in that big house.
i was six years old!	I meant later... when you two took naps.
did you get an erection?	I was six years old!
yes.	Did you get an erection?
you felt pleasure.	Yes.
that's all. i just liked smelling her hair.	You felt pleasure.
what else?	That's all. I just liked smelling her hair.
okay i'll tell you what i did -- just to shut you up!  i smelled her hair.	What else?
i'm only asking questions.	Okay I'll tell you what I did -- just to shut you up!  I smelled her hair.
this is garbage!	I'm only asking questions.
did you touch her? did you take off her clothes? did you take off your clothes?	This is garbage!
nothing.	Did you touch her? Did you take off her clothes? Did you take off your clothes?
walter, what did you do while taking a nap with your sister?	Nothing.
i'm sorry. i shouldn't have been there.	Walter, what did you do while taking a nap with your sister?
i don't like nobody behind my back!	I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been there.
all right.	I don't like nobody behind my back!
don't ever do that again.	All right.
i want you back in your chair! right now!	Don't ever do that again.
did you and your sister often take naps together?	I want you back in your chair! Right now!
what the hell are you doing there?	Did you and your sister often take naps together?
a nap?	Yes, a nap. Kids do that. You ever take a nap, Rosen?
just lying there.  we're taking a nap.	A nap?
and what are you doing?	Just lying there.  We're taking a nap.
i'm maybe about six... which would make her four.	And what are you doing?
but roughly, how old?	I'm maybe about six... which would make her four.
we're little kids.	But roughly, how old?
how old are you and your sister?	We're little kids.
in my bed too.	How old are you and your sister?
where are you?	In my bed too.
in my bed, rosen. where do you think?	Where are you?
where?	In my bed, Rosen. Where do you think?
in my bedroom, sleeping.	Where?
sorry.  where is she?	In my bedroom, sleeping.
not so fast.	Sorry.  Where is she?
where is she? what is she doing? how old --	Not so fast.
i see my sister.	Where is she? What is she doing? How old --
who do you see?	I see my sister.
in your mind, walter. take your time.	Who do you see?
i don't see --	In your mind, Walter. Take your time.
no. when i say the word "pretty," when i say the word "pleasure," what is the earliest memory you see?	I don't see --
nothing. can i open my eyes?	No. When I say the word "pretty," when I say the word "pleasure," what is the earliest memory you see?
when i say the word "girl" what is the earliest image that you can remember?	Nothing. Can I open my eyes?
okay. eyes closed, mind a blank. i'm all yours. do it, rosen.	When I say the word "girl" what is the earliest image that you can remember?
no, i am not going to --	Okay. Eyes closed, mind a blank. I'm all yours. Do it, Rosen.
hey, rosen, you going to hypnotize me?	No, I am not going to --
close your eyes and let your mind be blank.	Hey, Rosen, you going to hypnotize me?
i'm relaxed.	Close your eyes and let your mind be blank.
to relax.	I'm relaxed.
why?	To relax.
i'd like you to close your eyes.	Why?
what?	I'd like you to close your eyes.
close your eyes.	What?
that's my answer.	Close your eyes.
that's not a helpful answer.	That's my answer.
i don't know.	That's not a helpful answer.
if by "problem" you mean your desire for prepubescent girls, yes.	I don't know.
you mean my problem?	If by "problem" you mean your desire for prepubescent girls, yes.
when did it all start?	You mean my problem?
i said i was sorry.	I can't move my patients around to accommodate one person.
please don't do it again.	I said I was sorry.
sorry.	Please don't do it again.
you're very late.	Sorry.
go home, walter.	Now I know. It's when I can see a girl, be near a girl, even talk to a girl... and walk away.  That's my idea of being normal.
remember when you asked me what my idea of "normal" was?	Go home, Walter.
we'll talk about it more on thursday.	Remember when you asked me what my idea of "normal" was?
i want to talk about it now.	We'll talk about it more on Thursday.
walter, we'll pick up here next time.	I want to talk about it now.
of course it is! that's why i'm telling you!	I want you to calm down.
is this the first one?	Of course it is! That's why I'm telling you!
you know that if anything happens, i spend the rest of my life in prison. no parole, no nothing.	Is this the first one?
what did you want to happen?	I don't know!
i don't know.	What did you want to happen?
what did you think would happen?	I don't know.
i don't know.	What did you think would happen?
you don't know!	I know you're frustrated, Walter, but --
i know --	You don't know!
fuck you, rosen!	I know --
then go see a therapist who will tell you you're normal!	Fuck you, Rosen!
i want to be normal!	Then go see a therapist who will tell you you're normal!
whatever my ideas are of being a jew is not going to help you.  why don't we continue this on thursday.	I want to be normal!
what is your idea of being a jew?	Whatever my ideas are of being a Jew is not going to help you.  Why don't we continue this on Thursday.
what is your idea of being normal?	What is your idea of being a Jew?
how do they know?	What is your idea of being normal?
they usually tell me.	How do they know?
then how do you know if your patients are getting better?	They usually tell me.
i don't.	Then how do you know if your patients are getting better?
how do you define it?	I don't.
i suppose it's however society defines it.	How do you define it?
do you know what "normal" is?	I suppose it's however society defines it.
i'm afraid not.	Do you know what "normal" is?
you couldn't say.	I'm afraid not.
i couldn't say.	You couldn't say.
will i ever be normal?	I couldn't say.
we have a lot of work to do.	Will I ever be normal?
i mean, when will i be normal.	We have a lot of work to do.
we have a few more minutes.	I mean, when will I be normal.
how long is this going to take?	We have a few more minutes.
that is a marvelous image, walter. because by going in circles we find the things we missed the first time around.	How long is this going to take?
talking to you is like riding on a merry-go-round.	That is a marvelous image, Walter. Because by going in circles we find the things we missed the first time around.
is that what you are angry about?	Talking to you is like riding on a merry-go-round.
you know why. it's part of the parole deal.	Is that what you are angry about?
why do you think you're here?	You know why. It's part of the parole deal.
if i'm not, then what the hell am i doing here?	Why do you think you're here?
do you think you're crazy?	If I'm not, then what the hell am I doing here?
i'm not that crazy.	Do you think you're crazy?
have you talked to carlos about your concerns?	I'm not that crazy.
i'm not afraid. i'm just saying that carlos has a thing for his daughter, and if he isn't careful he's going to suffer.	Have you talked to Carlos about your concerns?
what are you afraid will happen?	I'm not afraid. I'm just saying that Carlos has a thing for his daughter, and if he isn't careful he's going to suffer.
have to talk about something.	What are you afraid will happen?
then why are you talking about this?	Have to talk about something.
she was born after they put me away. how can i have feelings?	Then why are you talking about this?
you have no feelings for your niece?	She was born after they put me away. How can I have feelings?
i don't feel anything.	You have no feelings for your niece?
how do you feel about that?	I don't feel anything.
because if you did, i know a therapist named ryan. i also know a therapist named chung.	I don't need someone else.
rosen? i don't have a problem with that.	Because if you did, I know a therapist named Ryan. I also know a therapist named Chung.
maybe it's the way i look. or the sound of my name.	Rosen? I don't have a problem with that.
forget it.	Maybe it's the way I look. Or the sound of my name.
is it just my cheery personality that makes your skin itch?	Forget it.
honest? your cheery personality makes my skin itch.	Is it just my cheery personality that makes your skin itch?
good. that's an honest answer. and why don't you like coming here?	Honest? Your cheery personality makes my skin itch.
honest? no.	Good. That's an honest answer. And why don't you like coming here?
but you don't like coming here. be honest, walter.	Honest? No.
it's okay.	But you don't like coming here. Be honest, Walter.
you don't like coming here, do you?	It's okay.
i wish you'd give it a try.	You don't like coming here, do you?
i'm still thinking about it.	I wish you'd give it a try.
how's the journal?	I'm still thinking about it.
no fucking way.	Then think about it.
try it.	No fucking way.
how's that?	By reflection we can derive a deeper meaning from our experience in life. We gain greater understanding about ourselves that can lead to making better choices in our relationships, our careers, and our goals.
it's very good, indeed.	How's that?
you think reflection is good.	It's very good, indeed.
that's right.	You think reflection is good.
reflect.	That's right.
i thought a journal would encourage you to reflect.	Reflect.
bad idea.	I thought a journal would encourage you to reflect.
it was just an idea.	Bad idea.
of course.	It was just an idea.
oh. it never crossed my mind.	Of course.
ev-i-dence.	Oh. It never crossed my mind.
i don't understand.	Ev-i-dence.
diaries have sent too many guys to prison.	I don't understand.
why not?	Diaries have sent too many guys to prison.
no way.	Why not?
that's right.	No way.
a diary?	That's right.
i'd like you to keep a journal.	A diary?
what?	I'd like you to keep a journal.
walter, i'd like you to try something for me.	What?
it's all the same.	Walter, I'd like you to try something for me.
no need to call me doctor. i'm a therapist, not a psychiatrist.	It's all the same.
it's called sarcasm, dr. rosen.	No need to call me doctor. I'm a therapist, not a psychiatrist.
that was a joke.	It's called sarcasm, Dr. Rosen.
you seem a little hostile today.	That was a joke.
i'm not running for mr. popularity.	You seem a little hostile today.
that's right, you did.  have you made any friends there?	I'm not running for Mr. Popularity.
i said the job is okay.	That's right, you did.  Have you made any friends there?
do i take "okay" to mean you feel good about working there?	I said the job is okay.
the job's okay.	Do I take "okay" to mean you feel good about working there?
and how's your job?	The job's okay.
i heard they were filthy birds.	Not when they fly.
yeah.	Fucking liar.
you okay?	Yeah.
do you want to talk about it?	I need a shower.
i didn't sleep well.	Do you want to talk about it?
nothing.	I didn't sleep well.
what's going on?	Nothing.
why's it always my fucking problem?	What's going on?
what's your fucking problem?	Why's it always my fucking problem?
sneak up behind me like that.	What's your fucking problem?
do what?	Sneak up behind me like that.
don't do that.	Do what?
i'm not scared.	Prove it.
don't be scared, walter.	I'm not scared.
you're such an asshole.	Don't be scared, Walter.
thank you.	You're such an asshole.
i don't need a plant.	Everyone needs a plant. This ivy is one tough baby. It's a cutting from one of mine.
what's it look like?	I don't need a plant.
what's this?	What's it look like?
i say we call it quits.	Fine.
that's not what i meant.	I say we call it quits.
guess that makes you pretty special.	That's not what I meant.
most people don't have my kind of problems.	Guess that makes you pretty special.
who doesn't?	Most people don't have my kind of problems.
i've got problems.	Who doesn't?
just think about it.	I've got problems.
i don't even know how to live with myself.	Just think about it.
i think it's a fucking good idea.	I don't even know how to live with myself.
it's a bad idea.	I think it's a fucking good idea.
move in with me.	It's a bad idea.
live together.	Move in with me.
we should live together.	Live together.
neither am i.	Maybe you should be.
i'm not scared.	Neither am I.
you're scared.	I'm not scared.
us seeing each other.	You're scared.
what?	Us seeing each other.
maybe this isn't a good idea.	What?
not ever?	Not ever.
are you serious?	Not ever?
you never asked them about it?	Are you serious?
i love all of them. they're strong, gentle men with families of their own. and if you asked them about what they did to me, they'd call you a fucking liar and then beat the shit out of you.	You never asked them about it?
no you don't.	I love all of them. They're strong, gentle men with families of their own. And if you asked them about what they did to me, they'd call you a fucking liar and then beat the shit out of you.
i love my brothers.	No you don't.
you must hate your brothers.	I love my brothers.
all three -- in chronological order.	You must hate your brothers.
which brother did this?	All three -- in chronological order.
i got poked around... here and there.	Which brother did this?
why not tell me now?	I got poked around... here and there.
well, most people are stupid.  you want to talk about odds? one day i'll tell you how i survived as the youngest in a family of three sons. you wanna talk about odds?	Why not tell me now?
for men like me. they say most of us end up back... there. i'm saying there are risks... seeing me.	Well, most people are stupid.  You want to talk about odds? One day I'll tell you how I survived as the youngest in a family of three sons. You wanna talk about odds?
the percentages --	For men like me. They say most of us end up back... there. I'm saying there are risks... seeing me.
what odds?	The percentages --
most people say the odds are against me.	What odds?
i know.	Most people say the odds are against me.
being here, with me.	I know.
what?	Being here, with me.
you know, this is crazy.	What?
nothing. it's over.	Bullshit.
and what do you tell yourself now?	Nothing. It's over.
no. that's what i used to tell myself.	And what do you tell yourself now?
you really believe that?	No. That's what I used to tell myself.
i was always the one seduced.	You really believe that?
they seduce you?	I was always the one seduced.
their power. they seduce me.	They seduce you?
is it their innocence? their beauty?...	Their power. They seduce me.
why young girls, walter?	Is it their innocence? Their beauty?...
i've changed.	Why young girls, Walter?
sounds like a special guy.	My father was an alcoholic who drank himself right into the grave.
my father took me fishing here when i was a kid. he could name every fish in the lake. and for every fish he named, he had a fishing story. i hated fishing, but i loved his stories.	Sounds like a special guy.
don't be sorry for me. i did those things. no one else did. i'm dealing with that.	My father took me fishing here when I was a kid. He could name every fish in the lake. And for every fish he named, he had a fishing story. I hated fishing, but I loved his stories.
i'm sorry, walter.	Don't be sorry for me. I did those things. No one else did. I'm dealing with that.
no. prison is time. that's it. you think time, you feel time, you hear time. your heart doesn't beat to live, it just beats... time.	I'm sorry, Walter.
you mean the time you're locked away?	No. Prison is time. That's it. You think time, you feel time, you hear time. Your heart doesn't beat to live, it just beats... time.
you don't really --	Yes! I want to know.
what was prison like?	You don't really --
you don't molest little girls anymore, do you?	No. Never again.
depraved? my mistake.	Walter.
hey, i'm not --	Depraved? My mistake.
get your kicks somewhere else.	Hey, I'm not --
what?	Get your kicks somewhere else.
you should be shocked. or do you get off on this shit?	What?
i told you i'm not easily shocked.	You should be shocked. Or do you get off on this shit?
why don't you just go now, okay?	I told you I'm not easily shocked.
the judge had a thing about sex offenders. later i heard his daughter had been raped. if i hadn't had a good lawyer, it would have been twenty- five to thirty.	Why don't you just go now, okay?
twelve years in prison?	The judge had a thing about sex offenders. Later I heard his daughter had been raped. If I hadn't had a good lawyer, it would have been twenty- five to thirty.
i never hurt them. never.	Twelve years in prison?
how young?	Between ten and twelve. Once a nine- year-old told me she was eleven. Once a fourteen-year-old told me she was twelve. I always asked how old they were.
it's not what you think.	How young?
what did you do to them?	It's not what you think.
sorry.	What did you do to them?
look, you can go now.	How many girls did you molest?
twelve years in prison is no joke.	Look, you can go now.
you're not joking.	Twelve years in prison is no joke.
molested little girls?	Yeah.
i molested little girls.	Molested little girls?
so, what did you do?	I molested little girls.
the worst?	Yeah.
what's the worst thing you ever did?	The worst?
why do you want to know?	Because I like you.
hey, there.	Hi.
when i do sleep, i sweat a lot. usually i get nightmares and wake up screaming.	I sleep like a dead horse. Anything else?
is that all?	When I do sleep, I sweat a lot. Usually I get nightmares and wake up screaming.
i suffer from insomnia.	Is that all?
did i say something wrong?	I suffer from insomnia.
well, walter, this is going to sound off-the-wall, but i like to sleep with a man after we fuck.	Did I say something wrong?
what for?	Well, Walter, this is going to sound off-the-wall, but I like to sleep with a man after we fuck.
i thought i'd stay the night.	What for?
the morning?	I thought I'd stay the night.
how about in the morning.	The morning?
maybe later.	How about in the morning.
tell me about it.	Maybe later.
since you've had sex?	Tell me about it.
it's been a while since...	Since you've had sex?
do you?	It's been a while since...
you think i have a problem?	Do you?
what's the problem?	You think I have a problem?
don't tell me i'm not a fucking asshole when i know i'm a fucking asshole!	What's the problem?
no you're not.	Don't tell me I'm not a fucking asshole when I know I'm a fucking asshole!
of course. sorry. i'm such a fucking asshole.	No you're not.
i didn't say i didn't enjoy it.	Of course. Sorry. I'm such a fucking asshole.
you're still here.	I didn't say I didn't enjoy it.
hey, that was... intense.	You're still here.
not tonight.	Hey, that was... intense.
so, you're not a dyke.	Not tonight.
what?	Are you going to tell me your deep dark secret before we have sex?
so?	What?
why do you want to know?	Don't you think I should know before we have sex?
so... what's your dark secret?	Why do you want to know?
i get that impression.	So... what's your dark secret?
i'm not easily shocked.	I get that impression.
yeah?	I'm not easily shocked.
something happened to you.	Yeah?
you're damaged.	Something happened to you.
what?	You're damaged.
i thought you were just shy, but now i think it's something else.	What?
yeah, they could.	I thought you were just shy, but now I think it's something else.
they could eat you.	Yeah, they could.
what about them?	They could eat you.
what about bears?	What about them?
i go backpacking a lot. lose myself in the wilderness for a week or two.	What about bears?
you must hate it.	I go backpacking a lot. Lose myself in the wilderness for a week or two.
my place faces a truck street. i've got cracks in every window from the shaking.	You must hate it.
i like the noise.	My place faces a truck street. I've got cracks in every window from the shaking.
doesn't it get noisy?	I like the noise.
k through sixth.	Doesn't it get noisy?
is that a school?	K through sixth.
you plan to drink both those beers?	Sorry.
you should buy several. i've got shitty light in my place, but my plants don't seem to mind. light's important, but it's not everything.	You plan to drink both those beers?
i'll buy a plant.	You should buy several. I've got shitty light in my place, but my plants don't seem to mind. Light's important, but it's not everything.
your windows face south. northern light is the purest. but southern light is very good.	I'll buy a plant.
what?	Your windows face south. Northern light is the purest. But southern light is very good.
southern light.	What?
what do you think?	Southern light.
are you?	What do you think?
i thought you were a dyke.	Are you?
you never spoke to me before.	I thought you were a dyke.
they're all assholes.	You never spoke to me before.
neither do you.	They're all assholes.
you don't hang out with the other guys.	Neither do you.
i'm just quiet.	You don't hang out with the other guys.
you're quiet at work.	I'm just quiet.
guess i'm not like most women.	You're quiet at work.
most women wouldn't choose it.	Guess I'm not like most women.
what's weird about that?	Most women wouldn't choose it.
no weirder than a sharp, young, good- looking woman working in a lumberyard.	What's weird about that?
very weird.	No weirder than a sharp, young, good- looking woman working in a lumberyard.
people without cars.	Very weird.
here's this nice, hard working guy who suddenly appears out of the blue and rides the bus to and from work. i mean, who rides the bus anymore?	People without cars.
yeah, you.	Here's this nice, hard working guy who suddenly appears out of the blue and rides the bus to and from work. I mean, who rides the bus anymore?
me?	Yeah, you.
i'm talking about you.	Me?
what picture?	I'm talking about you.
there's something wrong with this picture.	What picture?
i'm all right.	It's fucking freezing out here.
want a ride?	I'm all right.
are you okay?	Yeah, I'm fucking fantastic.
what?	Are you okay?
you done impressing yourself, ace?	No way that could just be seawater.
she went front-office on you.  tighten that for me, right there.  that's it.	Well, you know Lindsey, too damn aggressive-- Son of a--!!
it was alright for a while, you know.  but then she got promoted to project engineer on this thing, couple years ago.	She went front-office on you.  Tighten that for me, right there.  That's it.
okay, good reason.  then what?	It was alright for a while, you know.  But then she got promoted to project engineer on this thing, couple years ago.
we were due to go back out on the same ship. six months of tests.  if you were married you got a state-room.  otherwise it was bunks.	Okay, good reason.  Then what?
doesn't mean you had to marry her.	We were due to go back out on the same ship. Six months of tests.  If you were married you got a state-room.  Otherwise it was bunks.
there we were, side by side, on the same ship, for two months.  i'm tool-pusher and we're testing this automated derrick of hers.  so, we get back on the beach and... we're living together.	Doesn't mean you had to marry her.
gimme a three-eighths socket on a long extension.  so there you were--	There we were, side by side, on the same ship, for two months.  I'm tool-pusher and we're testing this automated derrick of hers.  So, we get back on the beach and... we're living together.
right through the brainpan.  deader'n dogshit, boss.	Where're you?
this ain't no drill, slick.  make me proud.	Piece of cake, baby.
goddamnit!  d'you tell him we need it right now?	I told him we had to get the umbilical unhooked ASAP.
nice shot, lins.	What is that?  You drop your dive light?
benthic explorer, benthic explorer.  do you read, over?  this is deepcore--	Forget it, Sonny.  They're gone.
you got it?!  you got it?	Yeah, yeah... yeah.  It's turning.
how you guys doing?	I'm alright, I'm dealing.
she-hit.	We're being asked to cooperate in a matter of national security.  Now you know exactly as much as I do.  So just get your gear off and get up to control.  There's some kind of briefing in ten minutes.
thanks.  how you feeling, big guy?	Figured I was dead, there, when I seen that angel comin' toward me.
okay, jammer.  no problem.  you stay right here. i have to go there to the end... you'll see my lights.  we'll stay in voice contact.  just hold onto the rope.  five more minutes.  okay?	Yeah, okay.  Okay.
no!  i'm okay now.  i just don't... i can't go any further in.	Okay, Jammer.  No problem.  You stay right here. I have to go there to the end... you'll see my lights.  We'll stay in voice contact.  Just hold onto the rope.  Five more minutes.  Okay?
i'm taking you back out.	No!  I'm okay now.  I just don't... I can't go any further in.
i... they're all dead, bud.  they're all dead. i thought... some of them... you know...	I'm taking you back out.
deep and slow, big guy.  deep and slow.  just breathe easy.	I... they're all dead, Bud.  They're all dead. I thought... some of them... you know...
hey, you okay?	Deep and slow, big guy.  Deep and slow.  Just breathe easy.
lord almighty.	Hey, you okay?
missile compartment.  those are the launch tubes.	Lord Almighty.
where are we?	Missile compartment.  Those are the launch tubes.
okay so far.	How deep's the drop-off here?
what's goin' on, boss?	Folks, I've just been told to shut down the hole and prepare to move the rig.
bud!  hippy's on the bitch-box.  it's a call from topside.  that new company man.	Kirkhill?  That guy doesn't know his butt from a rathole.  Hey, Perry!
hello, brigman.	Hello, Mrs. Brigman.
no, bud, no... not you.	Who then?
'course is worked.  you're never wrong, are you? how d'you feel.	I've been better.  Next time it's your turn, okay?
hi, tough guy.  i guess it worked, huh?	'Course is worked.  You're never wrong, are you? How d'you feel.
hi, lady.	Hi, tough guy.  I guess it worked, huh?
hey... big boys don't cry, remember?	Hi, lady.
oh god, lins... i--	Tell me later.
it is insane.	It's the only way, Bud.  Now trust me.
i drown, you tow me back to the rig--	WHAT KIND OF PLAN IS THAT!??
what's the plan?	I drown, you tow me back to the rig--
listen... will you listen to me for a second!? you're for the suit on and you're a better swimmer than me.  right?  so i got a plan...	What's the plan?
fuck logic!!	Listen... will you listen to me for a second!? You're for the suit on and you're a better swimmer than me.  Right?  So I got a plan...
no!!  now be logical, bud, you're--	FUCK LOGIC!!
lindsey, just put the thing on and shut up--	NO!!  Now be logical, Bud, you're--
no way!  forget it.  not an option.	Lindsey, just put the thing on and shut up--
don't argue, goddamnit, just--	No way!  Forget it.  Not an option.
what, you growing gills all of a sudden?  you got it on, keep it on.	Don't argue, goddamnit, just--
alright, put this on.	What, you growing gills all of a sudden?  You got it on, keep it on.
seven, eight minute swim each way... not enough time.  look at this...  time i get back you'll be--	Alright, put this on.
okay, look, you swim to the rig and come back with another suit.	Seven, eight minute swim each way... not enough time.  Look at this...  Time I get back you'll be--
aaargh!!  i'm freezing!	Okay, look, you swim to the rig and come back with another suit.
i know!  i know!  but we better come up with something.	Aaargh!!  I'm freezing!
we've only got one suit.	I know!  I know!  But we better come up with something.
i don't know how!	We've only got one suit.
how?	I don't know how!
okay... okay.  we gotta get you out of here.	How?
calm down, bud.	Okay... okay.  We gotta get you out of here.
son of a bitch!	Calm down, Bud.
can't get to it.  have to pull this panel off. you go any tools?	I don't know, look around.
somewhere behind this panel.  hold this.	Can't get to it.  Have to pull this panel off. You go any tools?
you see where it's coming in?	Somewhere behind this panel.  Hold this.
yeah, but it's gonna take them a while to find us.  we better get this flooding stopped.	You see where it's coming in?
they'll come out after us.	Yeah, but it's gonna take them a while to find us.  We better get this flooding stopped.
good hundred yards, i'd say.	They'll come out after us.
well, that's that.	Wonderful.  There's some light from somewhere...
deepcore, this is cab one.  we need assistance, over.  deepcore, this--	Well, that's that.
try again.	Deepcore, this is Cab One.  We need assistance, over.  Deepcore, this--
it's flooding like a son of the bitch.	You noticed.
yeah.  so sue me.	It's flooding like a son of the bitch.
you totaled it, huh?	Yeah.  So sue me.
not in this thing.	You totaled it, huh?
not good enough.  we still gotta catch big geek.	Not in this thing.
you did okay, back there.  i was fairly impressed.	Not good enough.  We still gotta catch Big Geek.
you owe me one, virgil.	Can we negotiate later?  There's Big Geek.
bud, that water's only a couple degrees above freezing.	Then I guess you better wish me luck, huh?
okay, i'm gonna free-swim to hatch six... get inside, get the door open from the other side.	Bud, that water's only a couple degrees above freezing.
now what?	Okay, I'm gonna free-swim to hatch six... get inside, get the door open from the other side.
he's jammed the mechanism.	Now what?
they must've learned how to control water... i mean at a molecular level.  they can plasticize it, polymerize it... whatever.  put it under intelligent control.	Maybe their whole technology is based on that. Controlling water.
i think it likes you.	It's trying to communicate.
he's got the shakes?	Look, the guy's operating on his own, cut off from chain of command.  He's exhibiting symptoms of pressure-induced psychosis.  And he's got a nuclear weapon.  So, as a personal favor to me... will you put your tongue in neutral for a while?
you dumb jarhead motherf--	Chill out, Lindsey!!
look, goddamnit, if you won't do something about it, i will.	Lindsey!  Wait a second--
how can i go on a feeling?  you think coffey's going to go on you 'feeling'?	We all see what we want to see... Coffey looks and he sees Russians, he sees hate and fear. Bud, you have to look with better eyes than that.
it was a machine, but it seems almost alive. like a... dance of light.  bud, you have to trust me... please.  i don't think they mean us harm.  i don't know how i know that, it's just a feeling.	How can I go on a feeling?  You think Coffey's going to go on you 'feeling'?
bud, this is me, lindsey.  okay?  you know me better than anybody in the world.  now watch my lips... i saw these things.  i touched one of them.  and it wasn't some clunky steel can like we would build... it glided.  it was the most beautiful thing i've ever seen.	It was a machine, but it seems almost alive. Like a... dance of light.  Bud, you have to trust me... please.  I don't think they mean us harm.  I don't know how I know that, it's just a feeling.
no.	Bud, this is me, Lindsey.  Okay?  You know me better than anybody in the world.  Now watch my lips... I saw these things.  I touched one of them.  And it wasn't some clunky steel can like we would build... it glided.  It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
i need you to believe me, bud.  look at me.  do i seem stressed out?  any of the symptoms of pressure sickness, any tremors, slurred speech?	No.
god, you are the most stubborn woman i ever knew.	I need you to believe me, Bud.  Look at me.  Do I seem stressed out?  Any of the symptoms of pressure sickness, any tremors, slurred speech?
i saw something!  i'm not going to go back there and say i didn't see it when i did.  i'm sorry.	God, you are the most stubborn woman I ever knew.
all i'm saying is when you're hanging on by your fingernails, you don't go waving you arms around.	I saw something!  I'm not going to go back there and say I didn't see it when I did.  I'm sorry.
who's hysterical?  nobody's hysterical!	All I'm saying is when you're hanging on by your fingernails, you don't go waving you arms around.
look.  i'm just trying to hold this situation together.  i can't allow you to cause this kind of hysteria--	Who's hysterical?  Nobody's hysterical!
bud, something really important is happening here.	Look.  I'm just trying to hold this situation together.  I can't allow you to cause this kind of hysteria--
jesus, lindsey--	Bud, something really important is happening here.
if you say so.  it could be anything.	I'm telling you what is there.  You're just not hearing.  The impulses somehow aren't getting from you ears to your brainpan.  There's something down there.  Something not... us.
come on, you guys... look, this is the little one right here.  you can see how it's kind of zigging around.	If you say so.  It could be anything.
hey, lins...  i'm glad your here.	Yeah?  Well I'm not.
i can extend that.  there's some storage tanks outboard on the wrecked module.  i'll have to go outside to tie onto them.	Hey, Lins...  I'm glad your here.
the storm's gonna last longer than 12 hours.	I can extend that.  There's some storage tanks outboard on the wrecked module.  I'll have to go outside to tie onto them.
brace yourself.  we've got about 12 hours worth if we close off the sections we're not using.	The storm's gonna last longer than 12 hours.
what about o-2?	Brace yourself.  We've got about 12 hours worth if we close off the sections we're not using.
thanks.  no, i can handle it.  bud... there won't be enough to run the heaters.  in a couple hours this place is going to be as cold as a meat locker.	What about O-2?
need some help?	Thanks.  No, I can handle it.  Bud... there won't be enough to run the heaters.  In a couple hours this place is going to be as cold as a meat locker.
i can get power to this module and sub-bay if i remote these busses.  i've gotta get past the mains, which are a total melt-down.	Need some help?
what's the scoop, ace?	I can get power to this module and sub-bay if I remote these busses.  I've gotta get past the mains, which are a total melt-down.
hippy, just relax.  you're making the women nervous.	Cute, Virgil.
what do you think he saw?	I don't know.  I DON'T KNOW!
but what did he see that made him panic?	What do you think he saw?
his mixture got screwed up.  he panicked and pranged his regulator.	But what did he see that made him panic?
jammer saw something in there, something that scared the hell out him--	His mixture got screwed up.  He panicked and pranged his regulator.
whose then?  lindsey?  talk to me...	Jammer saw something in there, something that scared the hell out him--
no.	Whose then?  Lindsey?  Talk to me...
but you think it's something else.  what?  one of ours?	No.
i don't know what i saw.  okay?  coffey wants to call it a russian submersible, fine.  it's a russian submersible.  no problem.	But you think it's something else.  What?  One of ours?
fine.  be that way.	I don't know what I saw.  Okay?  Coffey wants to call it a Russian submersible, fine.  It's a Russian submersible.  No problem.
no.  look, forget it.  i don't want to talk about it.	Fine.  Be that way.
did you get anything on the cameras.  video or anything?	No.  Look, forget it.  I don't want to talk about it.
i'll tell you what happened... you woke up one day and realized the guy never made you laugh.	You're right, Bud.  It was just that simple. Aren't you clever?  You should get your own show... Ask Dr. Bud, advice to the lovelorn from three hundred fathoms.
bud, why are you doing this?  it's not part of you life any more.	I'll tell you what happened... you woke up one day and realized the guy never made you laugh.
what happened?	Bud, why are you doing this?  It's not part of you life any more.
no, i haven't seen him in a few weeks.	What happened?
so what about "michael" then... mr. brooks brothers... mr. bmw.  you still seeing him?	No, I haven't seen him in a few weeks.
do you always have to call him that?  the suit? it makes you sound like such a hick.  his name is michael.	So what about "Michael" then... Mr. Brooks Brothers... Mr. BMW.  You still seeing him?
yeah, what's-his-name wouldn't like it.  the suit.	Do you always have to call him that?  The Suit? It makes you sound like such a hick.  His name is Michael.
i haven't worn mine in months.	Yeah, what's-his-name wouldn't like it.  The Suit.
i don't know.  divorce ain't final.  forgot to take it off.	I haven't worn mine in months.
what are you still wearing that for?	I don't know.  Divorce ain't final.  Forgot to take it off.
i was worried about the rig.  i've got over four years invested in this project.	Oh, yeah, right... and you only had three years with me.
no, i think you were.  come on, admit it.	I was worried about the rig.  I've got over four years invested in this project.
that must be it.	No, I think you were.  Come on, admit it.
i think you were worried about me.	That must be it.
not particularly.  jeez, look where this is set! morons.	I think you were worried about me.
you wanna know what i think?	Not particularly.  Jeez, look where this is set! Morons.
wow, you're right!  us poor dumb ol' boys might've had to think for ourselves.  coulda been a disaster.	You wanna know what I think?
you need me.  nobody knows the systems on this rig better than i do.  what is something was to go wrong after the explorer clears off?  what would have you done?	Wow, you're right!  Us poor dumb ol' boys might've had to think for ourselves.  Coulda been a disaster.
i can't believe you were dumb enough to come down.  now you're stuck here for the storm... dumb, hot-rod... dumb.	Look, I didn't come down here to fight.
not even when it meant something.  is that one night up in flatbed?	Who else?
you never did like being called that, did you?	Not even when it meant something.  Is that One Night up in Flatbed?
not for long.	You never did like being called that, did you?
well, well.  mrs. brigman.	Not for long.
i'm switching off now.	Virgil, you wiener!  You never could stand up to fight.  You--
you wimp.  i had a lot riding on this.  they bought you... more like least rented you cheap--	I'm switching off now.
yup, a benthic petroleum paid for it.  so as long as they're hold the pink slip, i go where they tell me.	You wimp.  I had a lot riding on this.  They bought you... more like least rented you cheap--
my rig.  i designed the damn thing.	Yup, a Benthic Petroleum paid for it.  So as long as they're hold the pink slip, I go where they tell me.
your rig?	My rig.  I designed the damn thing.
we were that close to proving a submersible drilling platform could work.  we had over seven thousand feet of hole down for chrissake.  i can't believe you let them grab my rig!	Your rig?
wasn't up to me.	We were that close to proving a submersible drilling platform could work.  We had over seven thousand feet of hole down for Chrissake.  I can't believe you let them grab my rig!
i was, but i managed to bum a ride on the last flight out here.  only here isn't where i left it, is it, bud?	Wasn't up to me.
hi, lins.  i thought you were in houston.	I was, but I managed to bum a ride on the last flight out here.  Only here isn't where I left it, is it, Bud?
i can't believe you let them do this!	Hi, Lins.  I thought you were in Houston.
did you find wilhite?	No.
coffey, we're a little pressed for time.	Monk, Schoenick... secure the package.
we'll go in through that large breach.	Let's go, guys.
hey, you come on my rig, you don't talk to me, you start ordering my guys around.  it won't work.  you gotta know how to handle these people... we have a certain way of doing things here.	I'm not interested in your way of doing things. Just get your team ready to dive.
i can't afford slack, brigman.	Hey, you come on my rig, you don't talk to me, you start ordering my guys around.  It won't work.  You gotta know how to handle these people... we have a certain way of doing things here.
look, it's three am.  these guys are running on bad coffee and four hours sleep.  you better start cutting them some slack.	I can't afford slack, Brigman.
we'll take reading as we go.  if the reactor's breached or the warheads have released radioactive debris, we'll back away.  simple.	Okay... Hippy's not going... McWhirter, you can run Little Geek.
yeah!  i mean, i don't know... it looks right.	All right.  Do it!
is that it?  is this right?	Yeah!  I mean, I don't know... it looks right.
got it. over.	Meet me in the moonpool.  Move fast.
go to the infirmary... get the cart .. oxygen... de-fib kit... adrenaline in a... ten cc syringe... and some... heating blankets. you got all that?	Got it. Over.
lins, stay away from that guy.  i mean it.	Yeah.  The dude's in bad shape... you see his hands?
why bring it here?	It's gotta be, like, an emergency plan to keep it away from the Russians... Hotwire one of the nukes with some kinda detonator, put it back in the sub, and fry the whole thing, slicker'n snot. Oh, uh... hi, Lins.
come on, man.  what else could it be?	Why bring it here?
do we just leave him there?	Yeah, for now.  Our first priority's to get something to breathe.
that's it then.  finler, mcwhirter, dietz, and perry.  jesus.	Do we just leave him there?
that's perry.	That's it then.  Finler, McWhirter, Dietz, and Perry.  Jesus.
hippy, you think everything's a conspiracy.	Everything is.
no, i mean it.  those seals aren't telling us diddly.  something's going on.	Hippy, you think everything's a conspiracy.
what's the matter with you?	Now we're right in the middle of this big-time international incident.  Like the Cuban Missile Crisis or something.
just get around so your lights are on the hatch.	Check.  Then I just hang with these guys, right?
god, i hate that bitch.	Yeah, well you never should have married her then.
virgil?	God, I hate that bitch.
hafta... go on to... the moonpool.  only way.	I can't... make it... podner.
yuh?	Take the first watch in sonar.  Hippy, you handle the exterior surveillance.  One Night, see if you can get that transmitter working for me, okay?
'fish'?	Yuh?
he's convulsing!	It's his mixture!  Too much oxygen!
triple time sounds like a lotta money, bud.  it ain't.  i'm sorry...	We're here now.  Let's get her done.
hey, you guys are milking that job.	That's cause we love freezin' our butts off out here sooo much, boss.
we should be dead.  we didn't decompress.	Out blood oughta be fizzin' like a warm, shook- up Coke.
i think they're from 'you know'.  some place that has similar conditions... cold, intense pressure.  no light.	Happy as hogs in a waller down there, prob'ly.
y'all could be more specific.	Not us.  Not human.  Get it?  Something non- human, but intelligent...
you better not say you missed that.	Missed what?
cat, you tie onto this manifold.  there's some tanks on the other side; i'm gonna go check them out.	You watch yourself.
couldn't stay away.  you running mixture for us? good.  couldn't ask for better.	Okay, here we go.  Start equalizing, y'all.
howdy, y'all.  hey, lindsey!  i'll be damned! you shouldn't be down here sweet thing, ya'll might run ya stockings.	Couldn't stay away.  You running mixture for us? Good.  Couldn't ask for better.
shit!	Give me that!!
that thing was probably their version of big geek... like an rov.	Just checking is out, huh?  How come?
are we talkin' little space friend here?	Right on!  Hot rods of the Gods.  Right, Lins? Hey, no really!  It could be NTIs.  The CIA has known about them for years.  They abduct people all the time.  There was this woman I knew in Albuquerque who--
quiet!  quiet!	Turn it up, bozo.
hippy, you pussy.	What good's the money if your dick drops off in six months?
those guys ain't so tough.  i fought plenty of guys tougher'n them.	Now we get to hear about how he used to be a contender.
you're right... i don't.  i just need to know that this thing is out of here!  you hear me, roger ramjet?	Mrs. Brigman, you're becoming a serious impediment to this mission.  I believe the stress is affecting you.  Escort her to quarters and have Monk prepare a tranquilizer.
you don't need to know the details of this mission... you're better off if you don't.	You're right... I don't.  I just need to know that this thing is out of here!  You hear me, Roger Ramjet?
you've got some huevos bringing this... thing... into my rig!  with everything that's been going on up in the world, you bring a nuclear weapon in here?  does this strike anyone as particularly psychotic, or is it just me?	You don't need to know the details of this mission... you're better off if you don't.
i want 'round-the-clock manning of the sonar shack and the exterior cameras.  we need early warning if the soviet craft try another incursion.	Gimme a break!  Coffey, these things live three and a half miles down on the bottom of an abyssal trench!  Trust me... they're not speaking Russian.
24 trident missiles.  eight mirvs per missile.	That's 192 warheads... And how powerful are they?
how many are there?	24 Trident missiles.  Eight MIRVs per missile.
radiation is nominal.  the warheads must still be intact.	How many are there?
roger, document as much as you can, but keep moving.  we're on a tight timeline.	Copy that.
copy that, continuing forward.  you just want me to get shots of everything, right?	Roger, document as much as you can, but keep moving.  We're on a tight timeline.
neutron counter's not showing very much.	Wilhite, anything?
cab one, radiation readings?	Neutron counter's not showing very much.
cab one, do you see it yet?	The magnetometer is pegged.  Side-scan is showing a big return, but I don't see anything yet.  Are you sure you got the depth right on this?
look, we've all made chamber runs to this depth. we're checked out.	Oh... chamber runs.  Uh huh, that's good.  Well, hey... you guys know any songs?
we've been fully briefed, mrs. brigman.	Don't call me that, okay... I hate that.  Alright, from now on we watch each other closely for signs of HPNS...
get comfortable.  the bad news is we got six hours in this can, blowing down.  the worse news is it's gonna take us three weeks to decompress back to the surface later.	We've been fully briefed, Mrs. Brigman.
lady, we better fish or cut bait.	Just hold your water, okay?  So Kirkhill, we gonna do this or we gonna talk about it?
uh, oh...	What kind of luminous things, Bud?
shut up, hippy.  bud, how you doing?	Uh, oh...
12000 feet.  jesus, i don't believe he's doing this.	Shut up, Hippy.  Bud, how you doing?
he can't get to the door... i think he's going to try and take him himself.	He couldn't be that dumb.  The guy's a trained killer.  Bud's idea of a fight is arm-wrestling One Night over laundry duty.
schoenick... your lieutenant is about to make a real bad career move...	That guy's crazier'n a shithouse rat!
no.  just you and me.  we get some proof, then tell them.  hippy, look... if was can prove to coffey it's not russians, maybe he'll ease off the button a little.	I gotta tell you, that guy scares me a lot more than whatever's down there.  A.J. Squared Away goddamn jarhead robot.  Okay, gimme a couple hours on this.
well, yeah, but the tether off it ain't gonna be fancy.  when he gets down there he'll just sit, like a dumb-shit.  unless something wanders through view of the camera, you'll get nada.	Let's go for it.  We could get lucky.
look, you can just punch into his little chip where you want him to go, and he goes, right?	Well, yeah, but the tether off it ain't gonna be fancy.  When he gets down there he'll just sit, like a dumb-shit.  Unless something wanders through view of the camera, you'll get nada.
a non-terrestrial intelligence.	Non-Terrestrial Intelligence.  NTIs.  Yeah, I like that better then UFOs.  Although that works too... Underwater Flying Objects.
figured that out for yourself, did you?	We got Russian subs creeping around.  Shit! Something goes wrong they could say anything happened down here, man.  Give our folks medals, know what I mean?
1840... 50... 60... 70...	Going over the wall.  Coming to bearing 065. Everybody stay tight and in sight.
what's you depth, cab three?	1840... 50... 60... 70...
cab three, check.  right behind you.	What's you depth, Cab Three?
deepcore, deepcore... this is cab three on final approach.	Gotcha, Cab Three.  Who is that?  That You, Lindsey?
you boss is having a full-on meltdown.  guy's fixing to pull the pin on fifty kilotons and we're all ringside!	What's the timer set for?
getting a reading?	It's twitching but it's below the line you said was safe.
stand by on the rov.	Perry, stand by on the ROV.  Sorry about this, little buddy.  Better you than me, know what I mean?
hey!	Check this out.
how deep?	Deep.  It's classified... you know.  Anyway, you breathe liquid, so you can't be compressed. Pressure doesn't get to you.
fluid breathing system.  we just got them.  we use it if we need to go really deep.	How deep?
would we see the flash?	Through three miles of water?   I don't know.
what kind of light?	He's hallucinating badly.
he can still make it.	I know how alone you feel... alone in all that cold blackness... but I'm there in the dark with you, Bud you're not alone...
he's losing it.  talk to him.  keep him with us.	Bud, it's the pressure.  Try to concentrate. Concentrate on my voice.  Just listen to my voice.
ask him a pressure effects.  tremors, vision problems, euphoria.	Ensign Monk want to know how you feel.
8500 feet, bud.  everything okay?	Ask him a pressure effects.  Tremors, vision problems, euphoria.
4800 feet.  it's official.	Bud, according to Monk here, you just set a record for the deepest suit dive.  Bet you didn't think you'd be doing this when you got up this morning.
high-pressure nervous syndrome.  muscle tremors, usually in the hands first.  nausea, increased excitability, disorientation.	Very good.  About one person in twenty just can't handle it.  They go buggo.  They're no way to predict who's susceptible, so stay alert.
and what about yesterday... at my house... didn't you have any feeling for me, even then?	There you go... Must you always spoil everything!
i mean, to stay away longer -- two months... a year... three years... yes, i know, it sounds absurd. and i feel awful. the very idea of losing you makes me want to die... and yet... i... i just don't have the same feeling for you any more.	And what about yesterday... at my house... didn't you have any feeling for me, even then?
but you just said that a month was too...	I mean, to stay away longer -- two months... a year... three years... Yes, I know, it sounds absurd. And I feel awful. The very idea of losing you makes me want to die... And yet... I... I just don't have the same feeling for you any more.
no. it's not enough... i told you before that i would like to get away for a while and be alone.	But you just said that a month was too...
but why rattle your brains by arguing and talking... believe me, anna, words never help at all. they only serve to confuse. i love you, anna. isn't i that enough?	No. It's not enough... I told you before that I would like to get away for a while and be alone.
in this case, getting married means nothing. aren't we already the same as being married? and corrado and giulia -- aren't they already the same as being married?	But why rattle your brains by arguing and talking... Believe me, Anna, words never help at all. They only serve to confuse. I love you, Anna. Isn't I that enough?
there will be plenty of time to talk about it later.  we'll  get married  soon.  that way we'll have more time...	In this case, getting married means nothing. Aren't we already the same as being married? And Corrado and Giulia -- aren't they already the same as being married?
but i think we should talk about it. or are you fully convinced that we too won't understand each other?	There will be plenty of time to talk about it later.  We'll  get married  soon.  That way we'll have more time...
so, it will just take you a little longer to get over it.	But I think we should talk about it. Or are you fully convinced that we too won't understand each other?
a little more so this time.	So, it will just take you a little longer to get over it.
you'll get over it soon. it's the usual anxiety.	A little more so this time.
sandro... a month is too long a time. i have become used to being without you.	You'll get over it soon. It's the usual anxiety.
anna... maybe it would be better to wait a while.	Wait for what?
how are you?	Fine. Can't you see so yourself?
i'd like to find a place where i can get some peace and rest, maybe around here somewhere. i'd like to try...	What could be more restful than this?...  Excuse me, what is it that you want to try?
what a question... because i want to be with you, naturally. i hope he doesn't close the deal so he'll leave me alone at least for a few days... isn't this water wonderful!	I'd like to find a place where I can get some peace and rest, maybe around here somewhere. I'd like to try...
then how come you're not with him?	What a question... Because I want to be with you, naturally. I hope he doesn't close the deal so he'll leave me alone at least for a few days... Isn't this water wonderful!
i don't know... it depends on ettore... he's now in the process of negotiating for a contract here in sicily...	Then how come you're not with him?
when do you have to go back?	I don't know... It depends on Ettore... He's now in the process of negotiating for a contract here in Sicily...
but your friend is waiting downstairs.	She'll wait.
i'm certainly not going to swim across.	We'll send the raft back to you.
claudia, aren't you coming?	I'm certainly not going to swim across.
this one is gorgeous.	Then why don't you try it on?
which one shall i wear?	This one is gorgeous.
yes, fairly well. but i went to bed last night planning to do some thinking about a number of things ... instead, i fell asleep.	I didn't know one could sleep so well on a yacht. It lulls you ...
did you sleep well?	Yes, fairly well. But I went to bed last night planning to do some thinking about a number of things ... instead, I fell asleep.
you know, i could just as well go without seeing him today.	What! After giving us such a run around...
if i had a man waiting for me for half an hour and whom i hadn't seen for a month ...	You know, I could just as well go without seeing him today.
i'm thirsty.	If I had a man waiting for me for half an hour and whom I hadn't seen for a month ...
but where are you going?	I'm thirsty.
up until now, dad, i've been the one who hasn't wanted to marry him.	It's the same thing. Goodbye, dear.
you already know what they are.	You mean Sandro, don't you?  Well, I beg of you, please, spare me that. Goodbye, Dad.
and have you any other truths to tell me?	You already know what they are.
because it's true. after thirty years -- not having ever spoken the truth to anyone, i should at least allow myself to do so with my own daughter.	And have you any other truths to tell me?
but how could you say such a thing?	Because it's true. After thirty years -- not having ever spoken the truth to anyone, I should at least allow myself to do so with my own daughter.
to the fact of my retirement, not only as a diplomat but also as a father.	But how could you say such a thing?
used to what?	To the fact of my retirement, not only as a diplomat but also as a father.
oh, very well. i'll just spend the weekend alone by myself and take a little rest. i should be used to it by now.	Used to what?
four or five days.	Oh, very well. I'll just spend the weekend alone by myself and take a little rest. I should be used to it by now.
and how long will you be away?	Four or five days.
no, dad, it isn't.	And how long will you be away?
isn't it fashionable any more to put on a sailor's cap with the name of the yacht?	No, Dad, it isn't.
this looks to me like a good sign. don't you think so? as far as i'm concerned, anyone who reads the bible could not have committed an act of impropriety. why... as a matter of fact, i remember when i was in china, many years ago, i happened to be involved in a similar situation, concerning an english woman, the wife of ambassador shafford, a good friend of mine. there, too, we found a bible... and i said at the time that whatever had happened, that clue alone had definitely ruled out the possibility of... suicide. why, it was logical, i said, that whoever reads the bible believes in god and therefore...  no? you don't believe it? well, as a matter of fact, i was right... the woman was found two days later. it was a case of amnesia.	Sir, if you have no objections, may we start the search?
i'm sorry, sir. i didn't mean to put it that way. but, you must understand, sir, that i...	I understand very well. Only I don't want any rash assumptions to be made.
allow me to inform you that my daughter is not a fugitive.	I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to put it that way. But, you must understand, sir, that I...
without any doubt, sir. if anything belonging to the girl who has run away is still here on this island...	Allow me to inform you that my daughter is not a fugitive.
i presume by this method that you'll be able to uncover some new clue, either a handkerchief or an article of clothing... in other words, something which your men have not been able to find as yet.	Without any doubt, sir. If anything belonging to the girl who has run away is still here on this island...
but even here we were supposed to find who knows what... and all we bring back with us is a crate of cigarettes.	As you wish.
but how could we...at a time like this when we just... well, let's at least first have a look around the other islands. could be that something might turn up there.	But even here we were supposed to find who knows what... And all we bring back with us is a crate of cigarettes.
look... i'd like to get back to lisca bianca.	But how could we...at a time like this when we just... well, let's at least first have a look around the other islands. Could be that something might turn up there.
it couldn't have come from anywhere else. at least, somewhere from that vicinity... but i really can't understand it. contraband cigarettes on that island! it's the first time that ever happened.	Look... I'd like to get back to Lisca Bianca.
and you say that came from lisca bianca?	It couldn't have come from anywhere else. At least, somewhere from that vicinity... But I really can't understand it. Contraband cigarettes on that island! It's the first time that ever happened.
these people are contemptible. they have no sense of dignity at all.	And you say that came from Lisca Bianca?
it's already two hours... what are we going to do?	It takes about twenty to twenty-two hours for the current to reach here from Lisca Bianca.
maybe you'd better ask him.	What were you and Anna arguing about?... Excuse me for being so indiscreet, but this is serious...
really! still, it remains to be seen why she invented a shark. what was her purpose in that?	Maybe you'd better ask him.
somebody must live here!	But Anna wouldn't be staying with the kind of people who live here.
there's no comparison.	Then why don't we go up and see the ruins?
more so than the shark?	There's no comparison.
i think you're very sweet, corrado.	More so than the shark?
that's patrizia's way of letting us know she's with us.	I think you're very sweet, Corrado.
how wonderful!	That's Patrizia's way of letting us know she's with us.
have you decided?	All I said was that it sounds like a good idea.
well, what?	Have you decided?
well?	Well, what?
at what?	At the ruins. They're very ancient, you know.
say, claudia, wouldn't you like to climb up with me and take a look over there?	At what?
that must be basiluzzo.	Sounds like the name of a fish -- merluzzo, basiluzzo...
what is that one over there called?	That must be Basiluzzo.
i don't love you.	I deserve it.
tell me once more.	I don't love you.
i love you.	Tell me once more.
good night. tell me that you love me.	I love you.
good night, my love.	Good night. Tell me that you love me.
you're that sleepy, eh? what time do expect to get up tomorrow?	Late, very late.
sleep is something one must learn to overcome. i learned how to do it when i was a child. i never slept. and i had friends who even slept less than i did. the one who went to bed first, paid a penalty. and we really didn't do anything. after seeing a movie, we'd go to a cafe and discuss things for a while... then we'd sit down on a bench somewhere... listen to some drunkard... watch them putting up posters or manifestoes...or look at the sheep passing by... or go for a stroll around the market place... or else we'd go and wake up some girl in the neighborhood by standing in front of her window and calling out her name...	You're that sleepy, eh? What time do expect to get up tomorrow?
i'm too sleepy.	Sleep is something one must learn to overcome. I learned how to do it when I was a child. I never slept. And I had friends who even slept less than I did. The one who went to bed first, paid a penalty. And we really didn't do anything. After seeing a movie, we'd go to a cafe and discuss things for a while... then we'd sit down on a bench somewhere... listen to some drunkard... watch them putting up posters or manifestoes...or look at the sheep passing by... or go for a stroll around the market place... Or else we'd go and wake up some girl in the neighborhood by standing in front of her window and calling out her name...
why?	I'm too sleepy.
sandro, i'm not coming down.	Why?
aren't you going to change?	You said you wanted to quit working for Ettore.
sandro, listen... try not to get yourself too involved tomorrow.	Aren't you going to change?
no, sandro... we should go. besides, we haven't been in touch with anybody. not even with anna's father. we should have at least sent a wire or telephoned... let's be fair, he must be feeling awfully lonely.	I don't doubt it. But at a time like this we're the least suitable persons to be with him. And as far as telephoning him... Who knows where he is?
yes, she started to but i didn't feel like staying to listen to what she had to say. if we had to listen to everybody...	No, Sandro... We should go. Besides, we haven't been in touch with anybody. Not even with Anna's father. We should have at least sent a wire or telephoned... let's be fair, he must be feeling awfully lonely.
did the hotel manager speak to you about that place nearby?	Yes, she started to but I didn't feel like staying to listen to what she had to say. If we had to listen to everybody...
i was only joking, really... can't i make a joke? and now you've got to tell me why you don't want to.	Oh, Sandro... I want everything you do. But...
what are you saying?	I was only joking, really... Can't I make a joke? And now you've got to tell me why you don't want to.
and aren't you pleased?... that way you'll have a new kind of adventure.	What are you saying?
sandro, wait a moment, just one moment... you seem like an entirely different person ...	And aren't you pleased?... That way you'll have a new kind of adventure.
why?	No reason why...
no, sandro... please...	Why?
nothing.	No, Sandro... Please...
sandro ...what's the matter?	Nothing.
then i'll see you later.	Okay. In a few minutes.
so, you wonder why?	Then I'll see you later.
but you know it already. why must i tell you?	So, you wonder why?
and you leave me here all alone... in this hotel room...	As soon as you're ready, you can come down and catch up with me. I'll be waiting for you right outside on the square.
hurry up now, or it'll begin to get hot outside...	Yes, yes, yes, yes... Right away...
but why am i so infatuated with you?	Hurry up now, or it'll begin to get hot outside...
that's why i asked you...	So... Oh, how I wish that everything were so much simpler... that people could just come together by the color of their hair or the size of their shoes. What size shoe do you wear? Size 9. That's a very lovely size. But I'm sorry, I wear size 8.
and are you sure you want to marry me? are you really sure...that you want to marry... me?	That's why I asked you...
you look at me as though i had said something foolish...	And are you sure you want to marry me? Are you really sure...that you want to marry... me?
what do i say? what can i say? no. at least, not yet. i don't know... i can't even think of it... at a time like this... oh, but why did you have to ask me?	You look at me as though I had said something foolish...
yes. we'll get married. you and i. what do you say?	What do I say? What can I say? No. At least, not yet. I don't know... I can't even think of it... at a time like this... Oh, but why did you have to ask me?
what! get married?	Yes. We'll get married. You and I. What do you say?
claudia, let's get married?	What! Get married?
i don't know about that. and then, who's interested in beautiful things nowadays?	Claudia, let's get married?
i'm sure you'd be able to design some very lovely things.	I don't know about that. And then, who's interested in beautiful things nowadays?
why are you looking at me like that?	I'm sure you'd be able to design some very lovely things.
once they gave me a job to draw up an estimate for the construction of a school. it took me only a day and a half to finish it, and i got paid six million lire. ever since then i've been doing estimates for other people's designs.	Why are you looking at me like that?
and why did you drop them?	Once they gave me a job to draw up an estimate for the construction of a school. It took me only a day and a half to finish it, and I got paid six million lire. Ever since then I've been doing estimates for other people's designs.
really, i've got to stop this business with ettore... i would like to go back and start working on my own projects again. you know, i had many ideas...	And why did you drop them?
but just think -- the very same things you had said to her who knows how many times... maybe even just before we left, while i was waiting outside your place...	So, even if I did say them, I was sincere with her, as I am now with you.
good. it's better if it were absurd. that would mean nothing much can be done about it.	But just think -- the very same things you had said to her who knows how many times... maybe even just before we left, while I was waiting outside your place...
then why do you say them?	Because what I'm doing is so ugly ... Because if you told me right now: "Claudia, I love you," I would believe you...
oh no... it doesn't please me at all...	Then why do you say them?
does it please you to say such things?	Oh no... It doesn't please me at all...
oh, sandro... i'm so ashamed of myself, so ashamed...i tried to hide myself...i feel so small... i hate myself ...	Does it please you to say such things?
what is it, claudia?	Oh, Sandro... I'm so ashamed of myself, so ashamed...I tried to hide myself...I feel so small... I hate myself ...
are you joking?	Don't think that I want to save myself from any embarrassment, from the awkwardness of meeting Anna... It's not that; it's that you can say certain things easier if you're alone. Please, Sandro, do try to understand me... It would look like I was trying to influence you, to force you, to control you... and that makes me feel uncomfortable...
sandro ... maybe it's best that you go in alone.	Are you joking?
who knows why they all left...	Sandro ... maybe it's best that you go in alone.
let's get out of here, fast... this is not a town, it's a cemetery.	Who knows why they all left...
any news?	Yes... but it's all so conflicting... However, there is some slight indication...
promise that you won't try to look for me... you shouldn't try to look for me any more...	But why, Claudia?... Why?
no, sandro, please... i ask you as a favor...	Promise that you won't try to look for me... you shouldn't try to look for me any more...
claudia, listen to me...	No, Sandro, please... I ask you as a favor...
and what about you?	Me... I... I... Please leave me alone.
no, i'm sure it won't. move over there. let's make believe nothing happened. and when we get to the next station, get off.	And what about you?
i think the only way to help ourselves, claudia, is for us to be together.	No, I'm sure it won't. Move over there. Let's make believe nothing happened. And when we get to the next station, get off.
but it's so sad. so terribly sad. i'm not used to it, i'm not ready for it... you know... i have never been so upset in my life. sandro, why don't you help me?	I think the only way to help ourselves, Claudia, is for us to be together.
it takes even less.	But it's so sad. So terribly sad. I'm not used to it, I'm not ready for it... You know... I have never been so upset in my life. Sandro, why don't you help me?
for me they are exactly as they were when we met three days ago -- just three days ago... don't you realize? and you and anna... no, i guess they aren't like that any more. my god, is it possible to forget in such a short time, for things to change so quickly?	It takes even less.
i'm sorry. i didn't want to sound cynical. but isn't it better to look things squarely in the eye?	For me they are exactly as they were when we met three days ago -- just three days ago... don't you realize? And you and Anna... No, I guess they aren't like that any more. My God, is it possible to forget in such a short time, for things to change so quickly?
oh, sandro...	I'm sorry. I didn't want to sound cynical. But isn't it better to look things squarely in the eye?
i have no desire to sacrifice myself... it's idiotic to sacrifice oneself... why?... for whom? if anna were here i might understand your scruples. but she's not...	Oh, Sandro...
but sooner or later we've got to end this relationship. and it's better to do it right now.	I have no desire to sacrifice myself... It's idiotic to sacrifice oneself... Why?... For whom? If Anna were here I might understand your scruples. But she's not...
i don't know why. i just couldn't help it.	But sooner or later we've got to end this relationship. And it's better to do it right now.
sandro, i don't want you to come with me, i don't want to see you... how can i make it clear to you?...why did you come?	I don't know why. I just couldn't help it.
yes, you should go.	But then when will we see each other?
yes. i had also thought of going there to talk with them...	Yes, you should go.
have you read it?... they're asking for anyone with information to get in touch with them.	Yes. I had also thought of going there to talk with them...
then i'll go with you.	Have you read it?... They're asking for anyone with information to get in touch with them.
yes.	Then I'll go with you.
where are you going?... to montaldo's?	Yes.
i think that you might go and have a look yourself.	Yes, maybe that is better.
and yet, she seemed to feel that our love for her -- mine, yours, even her father's, in a certain sense -- weren't enough for her, or didn't mean much to her.	I know. I keep asking myself what I could have done to prevent all this from happening.
occasionally, but always with affection.	And yet, she seemed to feel that our love for her -- mine, yours, even her father's, in a certain sense -- weren't enough for her, or didn't mean much to her.
has she ever spoken to you about me?	Occasionally, but always with affection.
yes, very much so.	Has she ever spoken to you about me?
you're very fond of anna, aren't you?	Yes, very much so.
i'm sorry about last night. please forgive me.	You're very fond of Anna, aren't you?
are you feeling better?	I'm sorry about last night. Please forgive me.
and i suppose it's my fault... why don't you tell him that too. that's what you believe, isn't it?	Rather than being so occupied with my thoughts, you would have been better off trying to understand what Anna was thinking.
nothing... nothing at all!	But why don't you tell him?  A girl who was with us has disappeared.
nothing but the usual argument... the only thing was -- if i remember correctly -- that she said she had a need to be alone.	And how do you explain that?
and why do you tell us this only now?	I... I don't know... I didn't think it was worthwhile... She was laughing over it...
as far as i'm concerned, i think she's alive... why, even this morning... that business about the shark... it wasn't at all true.	And why do you tell us this only now?
find anything?	No.
i'm beginning to have my doubts. it couldn't be that they're in love?	Could be. They're the kind of people who are capable of anything.
and why haven't they left each other?	I'm beginning to have my doubts. It couldn't be that they're in love?
twelve years ... but why haven't they married?	And why haven't they left each other?
shall we go for a swim?	Oh, no... please... not here.  It looks too dangerous.
there's nothing much to laugh at.	And that's what I say, too. We could have all been killed.
how should i be ... arrogant?	But of course... arrogant, haughty... Hasn't Anna ever told you?
don't be so humble.	How should I be ... arrogant?
that seems to apply to you also...	Don't be so humble.
i have a feeling that you're not used to being alone.	That seems to apply to you also...
you should never wish to get melodramatic over anything.	Yes, you're right. I'm sick and tired of being like that.
just several days ago, the thought of anna being dead would have made me sick. and now, i don't even cry, i'm afraid she might be alive. everything is becoming so damned simple and easy, even to deprive one's self of pain and suffering.	You should never wish to get melodramatic over anything.
now, listen. for god's sake, try not to let yourself become obsessed with that idea. go to your room and get back into bed.	Just several days ago, the thought of Anna being dead would have made me sick. And now, I don't even cry, I'm afraid she might be alive. Everything is becoming so damned simple and easy, even to deprive one's self of pain and suffering.
but what's gotten into you?... we would have known. sandro must be out in the garden somewhere, taking a breath of fresh air, or watching the break of dawn. it would be a lovely surprise indeed if he turned out to be the sentimental type.	Now, listen. For God's sake, try not to let yourself become obsessed with that idea. Go to your room and get back into bed.
i'm afraid that anna has come back. i feel she's back, and that they're together.	But what's gotten into you?... We would have known. Sandro must be out in the garden somewhere, taking a breath of fresh air, or watching the break of dawn. It would be a lovely surprise indeed if he turned out to be the sentimental type.
more or less, we are all afraid. especially at night.	I'm afraid that Anna has come back. I feel she's back, and that they're together.
patrizia, i'm afraid.	More or less, we are all afraid. Especially at night.
i imagine he must be inside sleeping.	Would you please see if Sandro is with him? He's not in his room. I'm sorry to disturb you.
patrizia... patrizia ... where's ettore?	I imagine he must be inside sleeping.
what do you mean by sensible?	It means being without money.
my childhood, instead, was a very sensible one.	What do you mean by sensible?
how do you manage to put up with all this confusion? you always said people bore you.	You shouldn't always take me seriously. Actually, I'm used to it by now. First my mother and now my husband; both of them are like dynamos.
shouldn't we try to find a quieter place?	Quieter? Oh, yes, of course.
i'm not coming.	But then why did you bother changing?
do you consider that a compliment?	No.
you say that just to flatter me.	Do you consider that a compliment?
it's divine!	You say that just to flatter me.
but where did you finally end up?	It was futile. We went all over.
i just can't leave without first searching those islands, one by one.	But aren't you tired? I can just about manage to stand on my feet!  Raimondo!
to do what?	I just can't leave without first searching those islands, one by one.
i'm going with the patrol boat to make a tour around the islands.	To do what?
what amazes me, is sandro. he seems so calm.	Calm?... He doesn't seem so to me... He was awake all night.
have you ever been in love?	Not really... It's suffocating in here... Shall we go out?
one would have to be in love with somebody to know that.	Have you ever been in love?
he amuses me. i don't know of anything more amusing. outside of this jigsaw puzzle. don't you find it so, claudia?	One would have to be in love with somebody to know that.
i would say he's pretty depraved.	Oh no; quite the contrary. He's really just a child.
tell me, claudia, what do you think of raimondo?	I would say he's pretty depraved.
well, with a shark running loose around the place, i for one won't get aboard that raft! they'll have to catch it first. i want to see it right here before my feet, dead or alive.	Better dead.
now what do i have to do to be left in peace?	I think all you have to do, Giulia, is to close the door.
it couldn't be any clearer.	Now what do I have to do to be left in peace?
and tell corrado, too, that i'm here... if he wants me. you can also tell him that my tiny little heart is beating like mad, and that at this moment, it's the only thing that interests me. is that clear?	It couldn't be any clearer.
they're all nudes, if i'm not mistaken.	But why all nudes?
but for what reason should i come there?	Please, do come... Don't leave me alone with him. He's capable of... I don't know... Have you noticed his eyes?
please, you come too...	But for what reason should I come there?
who are you talking to?	To the shark.
but how can you carry on a discussion in this heat?	When one approaches fifty, my dear, he is affected only by the cold.
corrado, why don't you ask them to give it to us as a gift?	Really! So that you can stuff it with your geraniums.
what do you think?	We, too, you know. It was disastrous. First at Panarea, where there weren't any boats... then at Lipari, where everybody was asleep... And the phone call to Rome...
how did you spend the night?... in that hut?... and what did you have to eat?	What do you think?
but why?... what if it starts to rain?	If it rains, I'll buy myself an umbrella.
i'll stay here also.	But why?... What if it starts to rain?
looks like the weather is changing.	Please, Giulia; must you always emphasize the obvious? I can see for myself that the weather is changing.
he never misses a chance to humiliate me, to let me know that he doesn't care about me any more.	Giulia, that remark is not worthy of our twelve years of honest concubinage. I repeat, once and for all, and publicly, that I admire you. Does that please you?
but corrado...  if something is beautiful why shouldn't one say so?	He never misses a chance to humiliate me, to let me know that he doesn't care about me any more.
do you know why? because if you saw those ruins i'm sure you would have said they were very, very beautiful. you always say "how beautiful" to everything -- whether it's the sea, or a baby, or a cat! you have such a sensitive little heart that it throbs for anything.	But Corrado...  If something is beautiful why shouldn't one say so?
why didn't you ask me to go with you?	Do you know why? Because if you saw those ruins I'm sure you would have said they were very, very beautiful. You always say "how beautiful" to everything -- whether it's the sea, or a baby, or a cat! You have such a sensitive little heart that it throbs for anything.
there's a shark in the area. don't move from where you are!	Who's moving?
what happened?	There's a shark in the area. Don't move from where you are!
at one time the aeolian isles were all volcanoes.	You must know your third grade geography book inside out.
it's as smooth and slick as oil.	I detest comparisons made with oil.
claudia, i know how you feel, but there are already two of us staying...	I'll go even further and say that her presence here -- I don't want to sound offensive -- could be a great hindrance.
let's try to be practical about this. the best thing to do is for all of you to go to the closest island that has a police station, or something, and report the disappearance. i'll remain here... because... well, i don't know, but it seems to me that something may turn up. anyway, i just don't feel like leaving.	Then let's get started... It's senseless to waste any more time.
it's really a fact -- there's nothing new under the sun. now, look here. look at this structure... a kind of natural shelter. sandro, that's how you should design your houses.	Me?... I no longer have any interest in building... And, then, where can you find boulders of rock like this in Milan?
there too...	Well, we're still in Italy, you know!
i'm going ashore to take a look around the island. there are some ruins up there...	There too...
listen, marshal... as for there being reasons for going away, anyone of us might have three thousand of them. so you can assume that she had them. what i want to know, is it possible that the smugglers might have taken her aboard?	I think it's possible.
but for what reason would she have wanted to go away?	Listen, Marshal... As for there being reasons for going away, anyone of us might have three thousand of them. So you can assume that she had them. What I want to know, is it possible that the smugglers might have taken her aboard?
i was saying... it might even be possible that anna had left with them.	But for what reason would she have wanted to go away?
i wonder where they could have unloaded the stuff ... maybe right here at lisca.	I was saying... it might even be possible that Anna had left with them.
so... the boat we saw yesterday afternoon might have also been that of these smugglers. could it be possible, then, that anna...?	I wonder where they could have unloaded the stuff ... Maybe right here at Lisca.
up until now those smugglers were operating only around the palermo area. this will be a nice surprise for the lieutenant in milazzo... call up headquarters. bring them up to date and have them give you instructions on what to do with this crate.	So... the boat we saw yesterday afternoon might have also been that of these smugglers. Could it be possible, then, that Anna...?
and what are we going to do now?	We'll try again.
and you expect to find him in here? go and ask claudia.	Yes, yes, of course.
nothing, nothing  at all. i was just looking for sandro.	And you expect to find him in here? Go and ask Claudia.
what is it?	Nothing, nothing  at all. I was just looking for Sandro.
ettore...	What is it?
first let the poor thing have something to eat.	It wouldn't really do you any harm to skip a meal.
and who is this?	This is Claudia, Anna's friend...  You've never met my husband, have you?
you men are all so dreadful!	I know we are. But as the years go by, we become even worse. Isn't that so, Corrado?
giulia, don't you understand that the more involved you become with people, the more difficult it is to speak with them?	You men are all so dreadful!
the trouble with you is that nobody can speak to you, that's all.	Giulia, don't you understand that the more involved you become with people, the more difficult it is to speak with them?
where is she going?	Ask her.
let's see you dive from the top of those rocks, giulia. that would be really sensational.  come on, giulia ... your life is much too circumscribed.	What has everybody got against me this morning?
but i want to paint you. you appeal to me more.	I appeal to you more?
but why me?... ask claudia, she's much more beautiful than me.	But I want to paint you. You appeal to me more.
answer me, why don't you try posing? i'll paint you a beautiful portrait.	But why me?... Ask Claudia, she's much more beautiful than me.
don't you ever paint men?	Answer me, why don't you try posing? I'll paint you a beautiful portrait.
why don't you try?	Me... Goffredo, you're mad!  He's mad.
but how could they pose like that? i couldn't.	Why don't you try?
it's strange how anxious women are to display themselves. it's almost a natural inclination.	But how could they pose like that? I couldn't.
i thought the model was something obsolete nowadays. didn't you, claudia?	It's strange how anxious women are to display themselves. It's almost a natural inclination.
oh, there are as many as one wants.	I thought the model was something obsolete nowadays. Didn't you, Claudia?
and where do you find the models?	Oh, there are as many as one wants.
because there is no landscape as beautiful as a woman.	And where do you find the models?
giulia...	Here I am.
goffredo is the princess' nephew. he's eighteen years old, the lucky boy. and, what do you know -- he paints.	Anybody can hold a brush in his hand. All you need is to buy some oils and start painting. Even Rembrandt did the same.
now look, my men saw it and they also saw you men throwing those crates overboard. what have you got to say about that?	I ... I ... wasn't feeling well ... I.. I was sleeping... I don't know anything ... I ... I'm all mixed up and ...
what other boat?	Now look, my men saw it and they also saw you men throwing those crates overboard. What have you got to say about that?
now, we're getting somewhere! they're beginning to contradict each other.  now look here, your friend just swore to me that you weren't able to do any fishing at all because the sea was too rough... and what about the other boat?	What other boat?
yes, sir. three times.	Now, we're getting somewhere! They're beginning to contradict each other.  Now look here, your friend just swore to me that you weren't able to do any fishing at all because the sea was too rough... And what about the other boat?
so that's why you've turned to smuggling, eh? you need the money. now, i can help you. i can see that you get some assistance from the government. but first there's a little formality we've got to take care of. just a few questions and then we can all go to lunch... your friend tells me you dropped anchor three times...	Yes, sir. Three times.
yes, sir. my sister is sick... and my father, too.	So that's why you've turned to smuggling, eh? You need the money. Now, I can help you. I can see that you get some assistance from the government. But first there's a little formality we've got to take care of. Just a few questions and then we can all go to lunch... Your friend tells me you dropped anchor three times...
they tell me you have a lot of trouble at home. is that right?	Yes, sir. My sister is sick... and my father, too.
music, of course. to get a sweetheart, one has to look around, but to get a radio, all you have to do is buy one.	Ah, no... For me, love comes first. I'm a man, and I know what's what: first love, and then music.
but for you, what comes first: music or love?	Music, of course. To get a sweetheart, one has to look around, but to get a radio, all you have to do is buy one.
certainly a radio this small is very practical. it's especially useful for... i don't know... for traveling.	But for you, what comes first: music or love?
because this is a chinese radio.	Certainly a radio this small is very practical. It's especially useful for... I don't know... for traveling.
and why wouldn't we have one like this?	Because this is a Chinese radio.
no, not like this one.	And why wouldn't we have one like this?
we have a radio like this, too.	No, not like this one.
they told me that you were a very nice girl, that you always mind your business... in other words, things of that sort.	We have a radio like this, too.
and what did they say about me?	They told me that you were a very nice girl, that you always mind your business... In other words, things of that sort.
so? that's logical. you see, both being gardeners, they spoke about you to one another.	And what did they say about me?
then it's impossible for her to know me. in the villa where i'm at, we have a male gardener.	So? That's logical. You see, both being gardeners, they spoke about you to one another.
yes, she takes care of the garden.	Then it's impossible for her to know me. In the villa where I'm at, we have a male gardener.
and who is she? does she work in catania?	Yes, she takes care of the garden.
i tell you this acquaintance of mine knows you and she has often spoken to me about you.	And who is she? Does she work in Catania?
i work there but i'm really a stranger.	I tell you this acquaintance of mine knows you and she has often spoken to me about you.
another thing; there's an old man who lives here on the island...	I know, I know. One thing at a time.
don't worry, we've got everything.	Another thing; there's an old man who lives here on the island...
look, marshal, with those deep crevasses, you'll need some rope and ladders...	Don't worry, we've got everything.
very well. first of all, i'll have them search the waters around the island. i brought two frogmen with me... meanwhile, we'll take a look up around here.	Look, Marshal, with those deep crevasses, you'll need some rope and ladders...
unfortunately, no.	Very well. First of all, I'll have them search the waters around the island. I brought two frogmen with me... Meanwhile, we'll take a look up around here.
anything new develop?	Unfortunately, no.
thank you.	Don't mention it... Pleased to be of service any time.
there's the trinacria hotel... or the regina, near the municipal building. as for rooming houses, i don't know...	Thank you.
then you should also be able to tell me where a young girl might stay in noto; are there any hotels or rooming houses?	There's the Trinacria Hotel... or the Regina, near the municipal building. As for rooming houses, I don't know...
and do you remember where she got off?	Well...probably at the last stop, which is Noto.
i only exchanged a few casual words with her, as one would ordinarily do on a public bus...	And do you remember where she got off?
and how come you're up so early?	Early? Is four in the morning early for you?
at this time of the year there are so many boats...	And how come you're up so early?
just a moment ago... didn't you hear the sound of a motor?	At this time of the year there are so many boats...
what boat?	Just a moment ago... didn't you hear the sound of a motor?
whose boat is that?	What boat?
but where did you come from?	From Panarea. Why?
no. the owners are in australia.	But where did you come from?
are you the owner of this place?	No. The owners are in Australia.
your mother?	Yes, even I had a mother. She was part Austrian, but she was still my mother. My childhood was like a tennis match; they bounced me back and forth, here and there...
ettore must be fed up with me by now.	Oh, no, not at all. And then you know very well that he'll forgive you anything; just as long as you admit to him that you're a worse driver than he is...
you should have told ettore. he always manages to get what he wants.	Ettore must be fed up with me by now.
they didn't seem too good.	You should have told Ettore. He always manages to get what he wants.
did you manage to find good rooms?	They didn't seem too good.
yes, we will.	Did you manage to find good rooms?
and here's sandro.  why don't you two go upstairs and change?	Yes, we will.
we've decided to go to montaldo's place. in fact, ettore should already be there.	Good. Then I'll meet you there.
i'll go and get my valise.	We've decided to go to Montaldo's place. In fact, Ettore should already be there.
what do you want us to do? i don't know myself... but we'll do something.	I'll go and get my valise.
patrizia, what are you going to do?	What do you want us to do? I don't know myself... But we'll do something.
listen, patrizia... the marshal says there's a current that passes by here and ends up at another island... i don't know which... he wants to send one of his men over to have a look... one never knows... do you mind if i ask raimondo to go with him?	I don't see why I should mind.
anna is an excellent swimmer. even with a cramp, she would have managed to reach shore somehow.	But you have to  consider all possibilities, Sandro.
perhaps she wasn't feeling well... maybe a cramp or something...	Anna is an excellent swimmer. Even with a cramp, she would have managed to reach shore somehow.
here i am, patrizia. i'm always here.	Claudia isn't coming with us. Will you please take care of her luggage? Thanks.
you've made some mistake there with the bushes... that's why you can't finish it.	Take it easy, Raimondo. Why are you getting so impatient?
you know, i don't love anybody.	I know, dammit, I know!  And just think -- if there ever was a woman so right, so perfectly cut out for all kinds of dissipations, degradations, infidelities... of.. . of... of debaucheries, it's her. Well, anyway, she's faithful. Faithful out of laziness... of unwillingness.
patrizia, don't start in again... i would rather be called depraved. unless you happen to love children.	You know, I don't love anybody.
now, tell the truth, aren't you a bit disappointed?... but i already told you...	If women's breasts were colored, yours would be blue...
raimondo... do you enjoy fishing underwater?	I detest it. But, after all, what can you do... It's the latest...and I try my best to adapt myself.
why have we stopped?	Lady Patrizia!
pardon me, but why must i do you a favor?	Then let's call it a business proposition. Something to round out your salary.
you really must do me this one favor.	Pardon me, but why must I do you a favor?
yes, but why do you think our readers would be interested in such news now? even if i sent it, the editors wouldn't print it.	You really must do me this one favor.
yes... of course... but you should also print that in your paper... but right away, tomorrow morning... it's the local palermo paper, isn't it?... i mean, it's widely read...	Yes, but why do you think our readers would be interested in such news now? Even if I sent it, the editors wouldn't print it.
about fifty miles or so. if you want, i'll give you the name of the storekeeper.	Yes... of course... But you should also print that in your paper... But right away, tomorrow morning... It's the local Palermo paper, isn't it?... I mean, it's widely read...
is that far from here?	About fifty miles or so. If you want, I'll give you the name of the storekeeper.
who knows?... another one has it that she entered a store in troina. this information comes from the storekeeper himself who stated that such and such a girl had bought i don't know what in his store... at troina.	Is that far from here?
is that possible?	Who knows?... Another one has it that she entered a store in Troina. This information comes from the storekeeper himself who stated that such and such a girl had bought I don't know what in his store... at Troina.
as a matter of fact, i've already had several phone calls on that article. one said they had seen the missing girl in an automobile somewhere in rome. another one said they saw her on the pier talking with some strange sailors... could be she secretly left the island by boat...	Is that possible?
now listen, if i had any information, i wouldn't have come here to ask you. but i see that you, too, lack any information ...	As a matter of fact, I've already had several phone calls on that article. One said they had seen the missing girl in an automobile somewhere in Rome. Another one said they saw her on the pier talking with some strange sailors... Could be she secretly left the island by boat...
oh... i'm sorry i have to rush but i've got to write a story about this thing that just happened... tell me exactly how it all turned out.	Now listen, if I had any information, I wouldn't have come here to ask you. But I see that you, too, lack any information ...
i read one of your articles regarding the disappearance of a girl. i'm that girl's fianc.	Oh... I'm sorry I have to rush but I've got to write a story about this thing that just happened... Tell me exactly how it all turned out.
no, i'm not. why do you think she does all this? it's one of the many ways she can put herself on display. when you bait the trap, the mouse will snap. to tell you the truth,  if it wasn't for the fact that one hundred thousand lire represents my whole month's salary, well... but you had something you wanted to ask me?	I read one of your articles regarding the disappearance of a girl. I'm that girl's fianc.
you're kidding!	No, I'm not. Why do you think she does all this? It's one of the many ways she can put herself on display. When you bait the trap, the mouse will snap. To tell you the truth,  if it wasn't for the fact that one hundred thousand lire represents my whole month's salary, well... But you had something you wanted to ask me?
she costs a hundred thousand lire.	You're kidding!
i would like to ask you something.	Wait a moment. Can't you see I'm busy?
yes. until proven otherwise.	I would like to ask you something.
zuria?	Yes. Until proven otherwise.
i don't know... i don't know...	That was the beginning, the night of the conception. That's why she burnt the sheets.
for what?	I don't know... I don't know...
i don't know. i don't know what happened mother, i woke up... there was blood on the sheets, but i don't know what happened.  i don't know what i did wrong, i don't know and i should be punished.	For what?
should you see a doctor?	I don't know. I don't know what happened Mother, I woke up... there was blood on the sheets, but I don't know what happened.  I don't know what I did wrong, I don't know and I should be punished.
it's not my time of month.	Should you see a doctor?
what do you mean?	It's not my time of month.
it's not that... it's not that...	What do you mean?
a few years ago one of the sisters came to me in tears, asking for comfort, comfort because she was too old to have any children. not that she wanted to, but once a month she had been reminded of that possibility.	It's not that... it's not that...
yes, mother.	Say it!
how many times have i burned into your thick skull and the thick skull of your fellow novice, that menstruation is a perfectly natural process and nothing to be ashamed of.	Yes, Mother.
they were stained.	How many times have I burned into your thick skull and the thick skull of your fellow novice, that menstruation is a perfectly natural process and nothing to be ashamed of.
why?	They were stained.
i burnt them.	Why?
then tell me. where are your sheets?	I burnt them.
no.	Then tell me. Where are your sheets?
it made them uncomfortable. and if they didn't sleep well i'm certain the next day they were cranky as mules. sister where are your sheets?  do you really believe that sleeping on a bare mattress is the equivalent of sleeping in a coffin?	No.
it made them holy.	It made them uncomfortable. And if they didn't sleep well I'm certain the next day they were cranky as mules. Sister where are your sheets?  Do you really believe that sleeping on a bare mattress is the equivalent of sleeping in a coffin?
we're not in the middle ages, sister.	It made them holy.
in the medieval days the nuns and monks would sleep in their own coffins.	We're not in the Middle Ages, Sister.
why?	In the medieval days the nuns and monks would sleep in their own coffins.
yes mother.	Why?
sister marguerite says you have been sleeping on a bare mattress sister. is that true?	Yes Mother.
i don't know.	Dear Jesus...
why?	I don't know.
i'm being punished.	Why?
yes, of god.	I'm being punished.
of god.	Yes, of God.
my dear, i don't think a communion wafer has the recommended daily allowance of anything.	Of God.
no i don't... the host is enough.	My dear, I don't think a communion wafer has the recommended daily allowance of anything.
you've got to eat something agnes.	No I don't... the host is enough.
i'm not hungry.	You've got to eat something Agnes.
nonsense, i'm your mother now and i want you to eat.	I'm not hungry.
but she watches... she listens.	Nonsense, I'm your mother now and I want you to eat.
your mother tells you this?... agnes your mother is dead.	But she watches... she listens.
mommy i'll get bigger and bigger every day and then i'll pop but... but if i stay little it won't happen.	Your mother tells you this?... Agnes your mother is dead.
who?	Mommy I'll get bigger and bigger every day and then I'll pop but... but if I stay little it won't happen.
god blew up the hindenburg. he'll blow me up, that's what she said...	Who?
oh my dear child.	God blew up the Hindenburg. He'll blow me up, that's what she said...
no... i mean... i mean look at these. i've got to lose weight, i'm a blimp.	Oh my dear child.
agnes dear, heaven is not a place where...	No... I mean... I mean look at these. I've got to lose weight, I'm a blimp.
i... i am a little child but my body keeps getting bigger and soon i... i won't be able to fit in, i... i won't be able to squeeze into heaven.	Agnes dear, Heaven is not a place where...
that's not what he meant.	I... I am a little child but my body keeps getting bigger and soon I... I won't be able to fit in, I... I won't be able to squeeze into Heaven.
christ said it in the bible, he said - suffer the little children, i want to suffer like a little child.	That's not what he meant.
who tells you these things?	Christ said it in the Bible, he said - suffer the little children, I want to suffer like a little child.
that's because they're suffering... suffering is beautiful, i want to be beautiful.	Who tells you these things?
agnes...	That's because they're suffering... suffering is beautiful, I want to be beautiful.
look at the statues, they're thin.	Agnes...
why?	Look at the statues, they're thin.
it's a sin to be fat.	Why?
who told you this?	It's a sin to be fat.
no he doesn't. he hates fat people.	Who told you this?
he loves you the way you are.	No he doesn't. He hates fat people.
i do, i have to be attractive to god.	He loves you the way you are.
... you needn't worry about being attractive here.	I do, I have to be attractive to God.
because...	... You needn't worry about being attractive here.
why does it matter whether you're fat or not...	Because...
i'm a blimp.	Why does it matter whether you're fat or not...
agnes...	I'm a blimp.
i am, there's too much flesh on me.	Agnes...
oh, for heaven's sake.	I am, there's too much flesh on me.
because i'm getting fat.	Oh, for Heaven's sake.
who?	Because I'm getting fat.
no.	Who?
one of the other sisters?	No.
she'd punish me.	One of the other Sisters?
why?	She'd punish me.
i can't say.	Why?
who?	I can't say.
yes.	Who?
through someone else?	Yes.
no.	Through someone else?
he talked to you himself?	No.
agnes, it has come to my attention that you have stopped eating. why is this? agnes  i've been commanded by god.	He talked to you Himself?
h... how?	I tied the cord around her neck... wrapped her in the bloody sheets... and stuffed her in the trash can.
i put her to sleep.	H... how?
what did you do?	I put her to sleep.
she... left me alone with that little thing, and i looked at it, and i thought this is a mistake. but it's my mistake, not mommy's. god's mistake.	What did you do?
and then... what did she do?  agnes what did she do?	She... left me alone with that little thing, and I looked at it, and I thought this is a mistake. But it's my mistake, not Mommy's. God's mistake.
yes.	And then... what did she do?  Agnes what did she do?
you saw it all didn't you?	Yes.
yes.	You saw it all didn't you?
she took the baby in her arms?	Yes.
yes.	She took the baby in her arms?
mother miriam was with you wasn't she?	Yes.
it was alive wasn't it?	I don't remember.
it was dead.	It was alive wasn't it?
god!  it was god.  and now i'll burn in hell because i hate him.	Agnes you won't burn in hell. It's alright to hate him.
agnes, who did this to you?	God!  It was God.  And now I'll burn in hell because I hate him.
i hate him.	Agnes, who did this to you?
who?	I hate him.
for what he made me go through.	Who?
yes.	For what he made me go through.
i hate him for what he did to me.	Yes.
of course you do. who was it?	I hate him for what he did to me.
i hate him...	Of course you do. Who was it?
agnes who did you see?	I hate him...
not your fault...	Agnes who did you see?
he frightened you and he hurt you. it's not your fault. it's his fault. tell us who he is so we can find him. stop him from doing this to other women.	Not your fault...
no...	He frightened you and he hurt you. It's not your fault. It's his fault. Tell us who he is so we can find him. Stop him from doing this to other women.
agnes it had nothing to do with the hand of god. he did a terrible thing to you, do you understand?	No...
stay away from me...	Agnes it had nothing to do with the hand of God. He did a terrible thing to you, do you understand?
agnes... agnes...	Stay away from me...
it's bleeding... i'm bleeding... my god it won't stop, i can't get it to stop.  let go of me, i wish you were dead.	Agnes... Agnes...
are you frightened?	Yes.
so she sent you?	Yes.
from the belltower the day she before she died.	So she sent you?
where?	From the belltower the day she before she died.
she'd seen him too.	Where?
how did she know about him?	She'd seen him too.
him.	How did she know about him?
who?	Him.
so i could go to him.	Who?
why?	So I could go to him.
yes.	Why?
and the passage to the barn?	Yes.
the statue. she had shown it to me the day before.	And the passage to the barn?
what did she mean?	The statue. She had shown it to me the day before.
she said michael.	What did she mean?
i want you to remember if you can a night last january. the night sister paul died. do you remember.	She said Michael.
yes.	I want you to remember if you can a night last January. The night Sister Paul died. Do you remember.
agnes, can you hear me?	Yes.
that's good. do you feel well enough to stand?	Yes.
yes.	That's good. Do you feel well enough to stand?
do you remember what just happened?	Yes.
frightened.	Do you remember what just happened?
alright agnes... it's alright. one, two three...  it's alright... it's me, doctor livingston, it's alright, alright. thankyou agnes, thankyou. how do you feel?	Frightened.
is someone in the room with you?	No... don't hit me please...
go away, i don't want you here.	Is someone in the room with you?
who?	Go away, I don't want you here.
why isn't anyone coming?	They can't hear me that's why.  Oh God... I don't wanna...
of me. oh... god!  my god...  water... it's all water...	Why isn't anyone coming?
of what?	Of me. Oh... God!  My God...  Water... it's all water...
i don't know which one	Of what?
which one?	I don't know which one
i have to throw up...	Which one?
what do you do?	I have to throw up...
i feel as if i've eaten glass.	What do you do?
what do you feel?	I feel as if I've eaten glass.
yes.	What do you feel?
are you ill?	Yes.
for me to get sick in.	Are you ill?
what do you think it's there for?	For me to get sick in.
no.	What do you think it's there for?
do you know who put it there?	No.
a wastepaper basket.	Do you know who put it there?
above the bed?  any... anything else? what do you you see, something different?  what is it?	A wastepaper basket.
a crucifix.	Above the bed?  Any... anything else? What do you you see, something different?  What is it?
what else?	A crucifix.
my bed.	What else?
was it sister marguerite who knew about the baby?  alright agnes, i want you to see your room as you saw it on that night.	My bed.
sister marguerite i think.	Was it Sister Marguerite who knew about the baby?  Alright Agnes, I want you to see your room as you saw it on that night.
who?	Sister Marguerite I think.
someone's following me.	Who?
what is it?	Someone's following me.
i left early because i wasn't feeling very well.	What is it?
hm hmm.	I left early because I wasn't feeling very well.
we went to chapel for vespers.	Hm hmm.
and then what happened?	We went to chapel for vespers.
i hate them.	And then what happened?
you don't like brussel sprouts?	I hate them.
fish...  ... brussel sprouts.	You don't like brussel sprouts?
hm hmm. what did you have for dinner?	Fish...  ... brussel sprouts.
i ate.	Hm hmm. What did you have for dinner?
oh don't be, i'm here. it's alright. i want you to tell me what you did before you went to bed.	I ate.
i'm afraid.	Oh don't be, I'm here. It's alright. I want you to tell me what you did before you went to bed.
who?  who made you promise?  it's alright agnes. it's alright.  let's go to your room. it's the night about six weeks ago when you were very sick.	I'm afraid.
she made me promise not to.	Who?  Who made you promise?  It's alright Agnes. It's alright.  Let's go to your room. It's the night about six weeks ago when you were very sick.
will she be angry?	She made me promise not to.
i can't tell you that.	Will she be angry?
did anyone else know about the baby?	I can't tell you that.
no.	Did anyone else know about the baby?
would you like to tell me?	No.
yes.	Would you like to tell me?
what made it grow?  do you know?	Yes.
it grew.	What made it grow?  Do you know?
no not yet agnes, very soon but not yet. how did the baby get into you?	It grew.
may i open my eyes now?	No not yet Agnes, very soon but not yet. How did the baby get into you?
why?	May I open my eyes now?
yes.	Why?
to be a mother?	Yes.
because i wasn't worthy.	To be a mother?
why were you afraid?	Because I wasn't worthy.
because i was afraid.	Why were you afraid?
why?	Because I was afraid.
no.	Why?
did you want it to come out?	No.
yes.	Did you want it to come out?
did you know what was going to come out?	Yes.
it came out of me.	Did you know what was going to come out?
how did you have a baby?	It came out of me.
i had a baby.	How did you have a baby?
but it's easy. it's just a breath with sound. say it. what kind of trouble?	I had a baby.
of telling you.	But it's easy. It's just a breath with sound. Say it. What kind of trouble?
of what?	Of telling you.
i'm frightened.	Of what?
what kind of trouble?  what kind of trouble agnes?	I'm frightened.
because i'm in trouble.	What kind of trouble?  What kind of trouble Agnes?
good. would you like to tell me why you're here?	Because I'm in trouble.
to help me.	Good. Would you like to tell me why you're here?
and why am i here?	To help me.
doctor livingston.	And why am I here?
who am i?	Doctor Livingston.
yes.	Who am I?
you're listening to a chorus of angels. the music surrounds you like a... warm and, comfortable pool of water. and while you're sleeping, you're going to be able to recall, all the things that we want you to remember. and when i count to three and clap my hands, you'll no longer be hypnotised. can you hear me.	Yes.
as much as mother miriam does?	As much as God loves you.
i really love you.	As much as Mother Miriam does?
do you really love me or are you just saying that?	I really love you.
oh agnes, oh agnes, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, i love you.	Do you really love me or are you just saying that?
i'm not mistake, i'm here aren't i. how can i be a mistake if i'm really here. god doesn't make mistakes, you're a mistake...	Oh Agnes, oh Agnes, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, I love you.
you're a mistake.	I'm not mistake, I'm here aren't I. How can I be a mistake if I'm really here. God doesn't make mistakes, you're a mistake...
yes i am.	You're a mistake.
are you intelligent?	Yes I am.
no i'm not.	Are you intelligent?
agnes, you're stupid.	No I'm not.
yes.	Agnes, you're stupid.
are you pretty?	Yes.
no i'm not.	Are you pretty?
agnes, you're ugly!... what do you say? of course you do. agnes, you're ugly!... what do you say?	No I'm not.
alright.	Agnes, you're ugly!... what do you say? Of course you do. Agnes, you're ugly!... what do you say?
please!  i want to help you. let me help you.	Alright.
i'm afraid.	Please!  I want to help you. Let me help you.
agnes, oh agnes, agnes i want you to do something. i want you to pretend that i'm your mother. oh yes, only this time i want you to tell me what you're feeling, alright?	I'm afraid.
she touches me down there with a cigarette.  please mommy, don't touch me like that any more. i'll be good,  i won't be a baby any more.	Agnes, oh Agnes, Agnes I want you to do something. I want you to pretend that I'm your mother. Oh yes, only this time I want you to tell me what you're feeling, alright?
what?	She touches me down there with a cigarette.  Please Mommy, don't touch me like that any more. I'll be good,  I won't be a baby any more.
and then...	What?
oh, yes.	And then...
her headaches.	Oh, yes.
how does she know that?	Her headaches.
because she says if i don't watch out i'll have a baby.	How does she know that?
why?	Because she says if I don't watch out I'll have a baby.
she says my whole body's a mistake.	Why?
that you're a mistake?	She says my whole body's a mistake.
yes.	That you're a mistake?
and that you're stupid?	Yes.
yes.	And that you're stupid?
she tells you you're ugly?	Yes.
... take off my clothes and then... she makes fun of me.	She tells you you're ugly?
yes?	... take off my clothes and then... she makes fun of me.
... makes me...	Yes?
yes?	... makes me...
she...	Yes?
agnes, i don't believe that. tell me. i'll protect you from her.	She...
she watches... she listens.	Agnes, I don't believe that. Tell me. I'll protect you from her.
how?	She watches... she listens.
she can.	How?
she can't hurt you any more.	She can.
yes.	She can't hurt you any more.
she's dead isn't she?	Yes.
i can't.	She's dead isn't she?
you can tell me.	I can't.
no...	You can tell me.
agnes. what did your mother do to you?  if you can't answer me, just shake your head yes or no. did... did she hit you?  did she make you do something you didn't want to?  did it make you feel uncomfortable to do it?  did it embarrass you?  did it... did it hurt you?  what did she make you you do?	No...
i breathed!	Agnes. What did your mother do to you?  If you can't answer me, just shake your head yes or no. Did... did she hit you?  Did she make you do something you didn't want to?  Did it make you feel uncomfortable to do it?  Did it embarrass you?  Did it... did it hurt you?  What did she make you you do?
what did you do?	I breathed!
i'm always bad.	What did you do?
what did you do?	I'm always bad.
only you think you're lucky because you didn't have a mother who said things to you and did things to you that maybe weren't always nice but that was because of me, because i was bad, not her.	What did you do?
sometimes, yes.	Only you think you're lucky because you didn't have a mother who said things to you and did things to you that maybe weren't always nice but that was because of me, because I was bad, not her.
answer me!  you never answer me.	Sometimes, yes.
agnes...	Answer me!  You never answer me.
everyone's unhappy, you're unhappy aren't you?	Agnes...
and you're unhappy.	Everyone's unhappy, you're unhappy aren't you?
that's because you keep reminding me. if you go away then i'll forget.	And you're unhappy.
but you're troubled... aren't you?	That's because you keep reminding me. If you go away then I'll forget.
i'm not sick.	But you're troubled... aren't you?
agnes, i'm here because i want to help you.	I'm not sick.
everything... i don't have children.	Agnes...
what the child?	Everything... I don't have children.
i was a mistake.	What the child?
... and that you don't believe you carried a child.	I was a mistake.
not my fault.	... and that you don't believe you carried a child.
... that you don't remember getting pregnant...	Not my fault.
i can't help it if i'm stupid.	... that you don't remember getting pregnant...
agnes, i don't believe you know nothing about sex...	I can't help it if I'm stupid.
if you're trying to get me to say that she was a bad woman and hated me and didn't want me but that's not true, she was a good woman, a saint...	Agnes, I don't believe you know nothing about sex...
is that what she said?	If you're trying to get me to say that she was a bad woman and hated me and didn't want me but that's not true, she was a good woman, a saint...
a mistake... it was a mistake...	Is that what she said?
agnes, how did your mother get you?	A mistake... it was a mistake...
a mistake...	Agnes, how did your mother get you?
how would that person get one if they didn't want one?	A mistake...
like you?	How would that person get one if they didn't want one?
from someone who didn't want to have a baby.	Like you?
if you did want one, how'd you go about getting one?	From someone who didn't want to have a baby.
because i don't want one.	If you did want one, how'd you go about getting one?
why not?	Because I don't want one.
well i don't think i'm old enough and besides i don't want to have a baby.	Why not?
why not?	Well I don't think I'm old enough and besides I don't want to have a baby.
i could never be a mother.	Why not?
did you ever want to be a mother yourself?	I could never be a mother.
yes.	Did you ever want to be a mother yourself?
agnes, did you love your mother?	Yes.
she'd get angry.	Agnes, did you love your mother?
why not?  mmm?	She'd get angry.
no, but i can never tell her that.	Why not?  Mmm?
do you believe she really saw them?	No, but I can never tell her that.
no.	Do you believe she really saw them?
do you?	No.
no.	Do you?
did your mother see angels often?	No.
an angel, when she was having one of her headaches.	Did your mother see angels often?
i promise i won't laugh. who told her?	An angel, when she was having one of her headaches.
you'll laugh.	I promise I won't laugh. Who told her?
agnes...	You'll laugh.
i don't know.	Agnes...
who?	I don't know.
somebody told her.	Who?
how did she know that?	Somebody told her.
she knew what was going to happen to me. that's why she hid me away.	How did she know that?
what things?	She knew what was going to happen to me. That's why she hid me away.
i get headaches. mommy did too... oh, but she wasn't stupid. she knew things that nobody else knew.	What things?
you have trouble sleeping?	I get headaches. Mommy did too... oh, but she wasn't stupid. She knew things that nobody else knew.
no. there is nothing else. just being here at night helps me sleep.	You have trouble sleeping?
oh, no place as wonderful as this. agnes... have you ever thought of leaving the convent for something else?	No. There is nothing else. Just being here at night helps me sleep.
where did you go?	Oh, no place as wonderful as this. Agnes... have you ever thought of leaving the convent for something else?
it's like hiding from my mother when i was a little girl.	Where did you go?
oh, it's even more wonderful then.	It's like hiding from my mother when I was a little girl.
what happens if the bell rings and you're under there?	Oh, it's even more wonderful then.
i hope not. it's a terrible thing to be dropped on your head.	Oh, I've got to give up smoking. Agnes ... wait a minute... Agnes slow down.
i don't understand them either. do you suppose i was dropped on my head?	I hope not. It's a terrible thing to be dropped on your head.
numbers... you can spend your whole life counting and never reach the end.	I don't understand them either. Do you suppose I was dropped on my head?
like what?	Numbers... you can spend your whole life counting and never reach the end.
oh, they frighten me, i'm afraid i'll drop them. they have a soft spot on their heads and if you drop them so they land on their heads they become stupid. i was dropped on my head, that's why i don't understand things.	Like what?
no wonder... wait... agnes... agnes how do you feel about babies?	Oh, they frighten me, I'm afraid I'll drop them. They have a soft spot on their heads and if you drop them so they land on their heads they become stupid. I was dropped on my head, that's why I don't understand things.
no, only when she felt like it. she brought me up here last winter and the next day she died.	No wonder... wait... Agnes... Agnes how do you feel about babies?
sister paul was in her eighties?  did she climb up here often?	No, only when she felt like it. She brought me up here last winter and the next day she died.
what else did she tell you?	She said all of God's angels would want to sleep beside me if they could. I liked that.
she was kind to me. she told me i was beautiful.	What else did she tell you?
you liked sister paul?	She was kind to me. She told me I was beautiful.
why should i?	I don't know.
no... do you?	Why should I?
do you know a marie?	No... do you?
well i think they come from... angel lights on their mothers chest and whispers into her ear. that makes good babies start to grow. and bad babies come from when a fallen angel squeezes in down there, and they start to grow, grow, till they come out down there. i don't know where good babies come out. and you can't tell the difference... except bad babies cry a lot... and they make their fathers go away... and their mothers get very ill... die sometimes.	Do you know a Marie?
from their mothers and fathers of course. before that, i... i don't know.	Well I think they come from... angel lights on their mothers chest and whispers into her ear. That makes good babies start to grow. And bad babies come from when a fallen angel squeezes in down there, and they start to grow, grow, till they come out down there. I don't know where good babies come out. And you can't tell the difference... except bad babies cry a lot... and they make their fathers go away... and their mothers get very ill... die sometimes.
where do you think babies come from?	From their mothers and fathers of course. Before that, I... I don't know.
what?	Where do you think babies come from?
one.	What?
smoking is an obsession with me. maybe one day i'll become obsessed with something else, then i'll stop smoking... do you have any more questions?	One.
no questions.	Smoking is an obsession with me. Maybe one day I'll become obsessed with something else, then I'll stop smoking... Do you have any more questions?
does it bother you?	No questions.
why do you smoke?	Does it bother you?
i've stopped menstruating	Why do you smoke?
why not?	I've stopped menstruating
i can't have them any more.	Why not?
would you like some?	I can't have them any more.
no.	Would you like some?
do you have any children?	No.
not at the moment, no.	Do you have any children?
would you like to be?	Not at the moment, no.
no.	Would you like to be?
are you married?	No.
martha louise livingston.	Are you married?
what's your real name?	Martha Louise Livingston.
anything.	What's your real name?
anything?	Anything.
just that... you ask and i'll answer.	Anything?
what do you mean?	Just that... you ask and I'll answer.
would you like to ask them?	What do you mean?
no... no, i don't want to answer any more questions.	Would you like to ask them?
agnes...	No... no, I don't want to answer any more questions.
no... no, i'm tired of talking, i've been talking for weeks, nobody believes me when i tell them anything... nobody listens to me.	Agnes...
then let's talk about something else...	No... no, I'm tired of talking, I've been talking for weeks, nobody believes me when I tell them anything... nobody listens to me.
i don't understand what you're talking about... you want to talk about the baby... everybody wants to talk about the baby but... i never saw the baby so i can't talk about the baby because... i don't believe in the baby.	Then let's talk about something else...
yes i do,  but i want you to...	I don't understand what you're talking about... you want to talk about the baby... everybody wants to talk about the baby but... I never saw the baby so I can't talk about the baby because... I don't believe in the baby.
don't you know?	Yes I do,  but I want you to...
agnes, how are babies born?	Don't you know?
i... i don't understand.	Agnes, how are babies born?
after god... before the waste-paper basket.	I... I don't understand.
from god.	After God... before the waste-paper basket.
where'd it come from before that?	From God.
no, they say it came from the waste paper basket!	Where'd it come from before that?
is that where they say it came from... ?	No, they say it came from the waste paper basket!
from their heads...	Is that where they say it came from... ?
the baby they made up.	From their heads...
what baby?	The baby they made up.
where did the baby come from?	What baby?
yes.	Where did the baby come from?
in the middle of all the pain?	Yes.
i fell asleep.	In the middle of all the pain?
and then what?	I fell asleep.
i got sicker.	And then what?
and what happened?	I got sicker.
i went to my room.	And what happened?
and what did you do?	I went to my room.
down... there.	And what did you do?
where?	Down... there.
yes.	Where?
did it hurt?	Yes.
something i ate.	Did it hurt?
how were you sick?	Something I ate.
no. i was sick.	How were you sick?
do you remember the night they said it came?	No. I was sick.
i don't know.	Do you remember the night they said it came?
why should they?	I don't know.
i never saw any baby... i think they made it up.	Why should they?
would you like to talk about it?	I never saw any baby... I think they made it up.
you want to talk about the baby don't you?	Would you like to talk about it?
where do you meet?	In the confessional.
oh, yes.	Where do you meet?
and you like that?	Oh, yes.
at least once a week.	And you like that?
often?	At least once a week.
yes.	Often?
you've been alone together?	Yes.
no. but... when i look into his eyes, i can tell.	You've been alone together?
he's told you?	No. But... when I look into his eyes, I can tell.
oh, i know he does.	He's told you?
do you think he loves you?	Oh, I know he does.
oh, yes!	Do you think he loves you?
well do you love... do you love father martineau?	Oh, yes!
oh, there are so many.	Well do you love... do you love Father Martineau?
who?	Oh, there are so many.
yes.	Who?
agnes, have you ever loved another man... other than, jesus christ?	Yes.
i love you.	Agnes, have you ever loved another man... other than, Jesus Christ?
uh huh.	I love you.
right now?	Uh huh.
well, who in particular?	Right now?
everyone.	Well, who in particular?
who?	Everyone.
yes.	Who?
have you ever loved anyone?	Yes.
love.	Have you ever loved anyone?
second thing that comes to your mind.	Love.
god!  but there's nothing to say about god.	Second thing that comes to your mind.
first thing that comes to your mind?	God!  But there's nothing to say about God.
yes.	First thing that comes to your mind?
anything... may i sit down?	Yes.
i don't know.	Anything... may I sit down?
what would you like to talk about.	I don't know.
let's talk about something else.	What would you like to talk about.
hasn't anyone ever told you that before?	Let's talk about something else.
no i'm not.	Hasn't anyone ever told you that before?
was it sister marguerite?	No I'm not.
that wasn't me.	Was it Sister Marguerite?
i just heard you.	That wasn't me.
no i don't.	I just heard you.
you have a lovely voice.	No I don't.
yes.	You have a lovely voice.
hello. i'm doctor livingston. i've been asked to talk to you. may i?	Yes.
look into the convent records.	Sister...
what?	Look into the convent records.
???	What?
agnes?  who?  mother superior?	???
i've been watching. we were fine 'till she came. she brought the devil here.  there was blood on her hand that night.	Agnes?  Who?  Mother Superior?
the bishop is breathing down our necks.	And the sooner she goes to prison, the better off she'll be?
why?	The bishop is breathing down our necks.
the longer you take to make a decision, the more difficult it will be for us.	Why?
no... no, excuse me eve. as quickly as i see fit.	The longer you take to make a decision, the more difficult it will be for us.
martha, you have to make a decision on her sanity as quickly as possible and not interfere with due process of law.	No... no, excuse me Eve. As quickly as I see fit.
eve, she strangled a baby!	Nobody is interested in sending a nun to prison.
martha, all we're saying is, no-one wants this to come to trial, not the church, not the crown... least of all me.	Eve, she strangled a baby!
are you dictating my position to me? we're getting into some sticky legal territories here.	Martha, all we're saying is, no-one wants this to come to trial, not the Church, not the Crown... least of all me.
thanks.	If I find anything I'll call you.
you're too involved marty.  jesus look at you. why don't you turn this case over to someone else?	Thanks.
maybe there's something that's not in the report that should be.	You're too involved Marty.  Jesus look at you. Why don't you turn this case over to someone else?
what's the matter with you, you've seen the reports. it's a cut and dried case.	Maybe there's something that's not in the report that should be.
larry...	What's the matter with you, you've seen the reports. It's a cut and dried case.
you got to be crazy.	Larry...
i don't know.	You got to be crazy.
what?  you think that the girl is innocent?	I don't know.
something they... that they overlooked.	What?  You think that the girl is innocent?
i gave you the pictures marty, what else do you want?	Something they... that they overlooked.
larry there's got to be something missing.	I gave you the pictures Marty, what else do you want?
marty, what are you doing here?	Larry there's got to be something missing.
larry...	Marty, what are you doing here?
here you are. don't let anyone know where you got them.	Thanks...
no!	Tomorrow... tomorrow, I'll get it by tomorrow. I will.
i can get you new evidence next week.	No!
no, no, no...	I can get you new evidence next week.
next week.	No, no, no...
when?	Next week.
i'll have it.	When?
you have proof?	I'll have it.
oh joe... joe she didn't kill the baby.	You have proof?
it's gone on long enough. you're out.	Oh Joe... Joe she didn't kill the baby.
i'll have a decision by next week.	It's gone on long enough. You're out.
you're getting to all of us martha, let's face it.	I'll have a decision by next week.
yes, that's because i'm getting to her.	You're getting to all of us Martha, let's face it.
why?  you've done nothing to show any progress.	Yes, that's because I'm getting to her.
all i want is one more week.	Why?  You've done nothing to show any progress.
???	I don't believe this. I don't bloody believe this.
would you tell me why the hell this is taking so long.	Look there are a lot of unanswered questions here.
martha, it's you.	What about Roger? He's free.
who are you?	I... I'm Martha, Mama.
mama, that wasn't marie, that was me!	Who are you?
i remember when you was a little girl marie. you come back from the movies and you'd say - mama that ending was so sad... and i'd tell you they had all the happy endings locked away in a vault in hollywood.  and you believed me.	Mama, that wasn't Marie, that was me!
marie's dead mama.	I remember when you was a little girl Marie. You come back from the movies and you'd say - Mama that ending was so sad... and I'd tell you they had all the happy endings locked away in a vault in Hollywood.  And you believed me.
you know martha never comes to see me. you watch it, she's going straight to hell... after all the things she said to me. then she marries that son of a bitch of a frenchman... has an abortion. i knew that one wouldn't work out. not like you marie. you got married to god.	Marie's dead Mama.
did you have a good week mama. are they treating you all right?	You know Martha never comes to see me. You watch it, she's going straight to hell... after all the things she said to me. Then she marries that son of a bitch of a Frenchman... has an abortion. I knew that one wouldn't work out. Not like you Marie. You got married to God.
not any more... now i like chocolate.	Did you have a good week Mama. Are they treating you all right?
i thought cherry-vanilla was your favourite.	Not any more... now I like chocolate.
marie brings me icecream too you know. chocolate... my favourite.	I thought cherry-vanilla was your favourite.
it's martha, mama.  there you go.	Marie brings me icecream too you know. Chocolate... my favourite.
who are you?	It's Martha, Mama.  There you go.
it's your favourite...	Who are you?
shut up, i'm trying to watch this.	It's your favourite...
hello, mama  ... brought you something.	Shut up, I'm trying to watch this.
yes.	Uh huh.
the one up on the third floor?	Yes.
oh that one there, in the corner.	The one up on the third floor?
sister anne, which was agnes' room?	Oh that one there, in the corner.
no. we work the land alone. no-one but sister marguerite and i are permitted contact with the public.	Sister Anne, which was Agnes' room?
well that's a lot of land. you must have help. do you have field hands that help you?	No. We work the land alone. No-one but Sister Marguerite and I are permitted contact with the public.
oh, we own the land around here. but we rent it out. we keep a few acres for ourselves,  some wheat, corn, some vegetables.	Well that's a lot of land. You must have help. Do you have field hands that help you?
how do you survive?	Oh, we own the land around here. But we rent it out. We keep a few acres for ourselves,  some wheat, corn, some vegetables.
the convent was built for over fifty. not many of us left... just us and the chickens.	How do you survive?
i don't understand. are you expecting me to..?	Well somone's got to suffer for this Doctor. You've got to be merciful and quick. Excuse me.
but what you believe makes no difference to us whatsoever doctor. but it does make all the difference to agnes.	I don't understand. Are you expecting me to..?
look, father, ah... just because i don't subscribe to the... to the beliefs you subscribe to...	But what you believe makes no difference to us whatsoever Doctor. But it does make all the difference to Agnes.
oh, we just wonder if you can be very objective about this case.	Look, Father, ah... just because I don't subscribe to the... to the beliefs you subscribe to...
what business is it of yours..?	Oh, we just wonder if you can be very objective about this case.
do you still go to church?	What business is it of yours..?
who told you this?	Do you still go to church?
and you had a sister who died in the convent.	Who told you this?
what does this have to do with..?	And you had a sister who died in the convent.
your mother was a resident of saint catherines home before you moved her.	What does this have to do with..?
why do you call it an investigation? i never have.	Your mother was a resident of Saint Catherines home before you moved her.
well you're probably right about that. it certainly can't help sister agnes to have this investigation continued for any length of time.	Why do you call it an investigation? I never have.
no.	Well you're probably right about that. It certainly can't help Sister Agnes to have this investigation continued for any length of time.
oh, don't do this!	Wasn't it!
she can't remember.	What happened to the baby?
agnes, what happened to the baby?	She can't remember.
that's enough.	Agnes, what happened to the baby?
i doubt that's what she'd say.	Then she's a liar.
i left it with her and i went for help.	I doubt that's what she'd say.
before or after you killed the child?	I left it with her and I went for help.
i wanted her to have it when no-one else was around, they would have taken the baby to a hospital and left it with them, but it was such a difficult birth, there was so much blood and i panicked.	Before or after you killed the child?
you tied the cord around its neck.	I wanted her to have it when no-one else was around, they would have taken the baby to a hospital and left it with them, but it was such a difficult birth, there was so much blood and I panicked.
no!	You tied the cord around its neck.
and the baby.	No!
i didn't hide it. i put it there for the blood and the dirty sheets.	And the baby.
you hid the wastepaper basket in her room.	I didn't hide it. I put it there for the blood and the dirty sheets.
that's a lie.	You hid the wastepaper basket in her room.
you wanted that child out of the way.	That's a lie.
she didn't want any help.	You wanted that child out of the way.
you went to the room to help with the birth.	She didn't want any help.
the scandal...	You went to the room to help with the birth.
the baby?	The scandal...
i don't know... too late to stop it.	The baby?
too late for what?	I don't know... too late to stop it.
oh, don't be ridiculous.	Too late for what?
for what?  an abortion?	Oh, don't be ridiculous.
i didn't guess until it was too late.	For what?  An abortion?
and you didn't send her to a doctor.	I didn't guess until it was too late.
yes.	And you didn't send her to a doctor.
did you know she was pregnant?	Yes.
is it because she's a nun?	Did you know she was pregnant?
was it you?	Is it because she's a nun?
why do you insist upon pressing...	Was it you?
who knew she was pregnant?	Why do you insist upon pressing...
my god, but you're determined.	Who knew she was pregnant?
i have a few more questions to ask her.	My God, but you're determined.
hasn't she had enough?	I have a few more questions to ask her.
where is she?	Hasn't she had enough?
this is permission to take her apart.	Where is she?
who was that person mother?  was it you?	If you believe this is murder, it is the Crown attorney you have to talk to, not me. And definitely not Agnes.
i'm concerned about her health.	Who was that person Mother?  Was it you?
because it's murder we're talking about. aren't you concerned about what she told us about the other person in her room.	I'm concerned about her health.
why would i lie?	Because it's murder we're talking about. Aren't you concerned about what she told us about the other person in her room.
oh, would you stop lying mother!	Why would I lie?
who?  that tun... that tunnel hasn't been used in fifty years.	Oh, would you stop lying Mother!
somebody told her.	Who?  That tun... that tunnel hasn't been used in fifty years.
that's crazy. how could she find out about it?	Somebody told her.
there's a tunnel out of the crypt into the barn. did you know about that? there's an answer mother. that's how she got out.	That's crazy. How could she find out about it?
then why are you so obsessed with her? you're losing sleep over her?  you're thinking about her all the time. you're bent on saving her. why?	There's a tunnel out of the crypt into the barn. Did you know about that? There's an answer Mother. That's how she got out.
that's what i have to believe...	Then why are you so obsessed with her? You're losing sleep over her?  You're thinking about her all the time. You're bent on saving her. Why?
that's what you believe she is?  the sum of her psychological parts?	That's what I have to believe...
but she is not an enigma mother. everything that agnes has done is explainable from modern psychiatry. one, two, three, right down the line.	That's what you believe she is?  The sum of her psychological parts?
she is an innocent.	But she is not an enigma Mother. Everything that Agnes has done is explainable from modern psychiatry. One, two, three, right down the line.
but what you are choosing to believe is a lie because you won't face the fact that she was raped... or seduced... or that she did the seducing.	She is an innocent.
but i want the opportunity to believe. i want the choice to believe.	But what you are choosing to believe is a lie because you won't face the fact that she was raped... or seduced... or that she did the seducing.
i thought you didn't believe in miracles today mother?	But I want the opportunity to believe. I want the choice to believe.
you'll never find the answer for everything god did.	I thought you didn't believe in miracles today Mother?
but how did it happen?	You'll never find the answer for everything God did.
you're saying god did it?	But how did it happen?
there as no man in the convent on that night and no way for any man to get in or out.	You're saying God did it?
this is insane.	There as no man in the convent on that night and no way for any man to get in or out.
a miracle is an event without an explanation. if she's capable of putting a hole in her hand without benefit of a nail, why couldn't she split a cell in her womb?	This is insane.
well give me a reasonable explanation	A miracle is an event without an explanation. If she's capable of putting a hole in her hand without benefit of a nail, why couldn't she split a cell in her womb?
don't be ridiculous.	Well give me a reasonable explanation
how  ?	Don't be ridiculous.
stop laughing, i don't say it's the truth, i'm saying...	How  ?
my god, you're as crazy as...	Stop laughing, I don't say it's the truth, I'm saying...
why must he be anybody?	My God, you're as crazy as...
who is he?	Why must he be anybody?
the father!	Who is he?
how?  how?  she hallucinates, stops eating and bleeds spontaneously. is that supposed to convince me she shouldn't be touched. give me a miracle.	The father!
she's been touched by god, yes.	How?  How?  She hallucinates, stops eating and bleeds spontaneously. Is that supposed to convince me she shouldn't be touched. Give me a miracle.
you think she's a saint?	She's been touched by God, yes.
for agnes.	You think she's a saint?
for the church?	For Agnes.
one that will approach this matter with some objectivity and respect.	For the Church?
one that will ask the questions you want asked.	One that will approach this matter with some objectivity and respect.
if we want to hire a psychiatrist for agnes. we'll find our own, thank you.	One that will ask the questions you want asked.
you're what?	If we want to hire a psychiatrist for Agnes. we'll find our own, thank you.
i've just met with the bishop. we're taking you off the case.	You're what?
stop this, she'll hurt herself  i'm not going to allow this.	NO... no... I said leave her alone.
of course.	Then let's begin.
may i be present?	Of course.
no.	May I be present?
would it stop you if i did?	No.
the hypnotism. do you still disapprove?	Would it stop you if I did?
begin what?	The hypnotism. Do you still disapprove?
i'd like to begin.	Begin what?
listen to her singing.	I'd like to begin.
do you think agnes is still attached to god?	Listen to her singing.
yes, but goodness has very little to do with it. not all the saints were good, in fact some of them were a little crazy. but... they were still attached to god. agnes has that birth.  no more... we're born, we live, we die. no room for miracles.  oh my dear, how i miss the miracles.	Do you think Agnes is still attached to God?
well you can try, can't you, to be good?	Yes, but goodness has very little to do with it. Not all the saints were good, in fact some of them were a little crazy. But... they were still attached to God. Agnes has that birth.  No more... we're born, we live, we die. No room for miracles.  Oh my dear, how I miss the miracles.
become?  one is born a saint.	Well you can try, can't you, to be good?
do you want to become one?	Become?  One is born a saint.
yes i do.	Do you want to become one?
do you think they ever existed?	Yes I do.
there are no saints today. good people yes, but extraordinarily good people... those i'm afraid we are sorely lacking.	Do you think they ever existed?
right.  what do you suppose today's saints are smoking?	There are no saints today. Good people yes, but extraordinarily good people... those I'm afraid we are sorely lacking.
and saint john would chew tobacco.	Right.  What do you suppose today's saints are smoking?
oh, you've come a long way baby.	And Saint John would chew tobacco.
mary magdelen?	Oh, you've come a long way baby.
right...	Mary Magdelen?
pipe!	Right...
saint peter?	Pipe!
even christ would partake socially.	Saint Peter?
hand rolled.	Even Christ would partake socially.
saint ignatius would smoke cigars and stub them out on the soles of his bare feet.  and of course	Hand rolled.
long, thin and filtered.	Saint Ignatius would smoke cigars and stub them out on the soles of his bare feet.  And of course
undoubtedly. not the ascetics of course but, well saint thomas more...	Long, thin and filtered.
do you suppose the saints would have smoked if tobacco had been popular back then?	Undoubtedly. Not the ascetics of course but, well Saint Thomas More...
fine thanks...	Do you suppose the saints would have smoked if tobacco had been popular back then?
all right?	Fine thanks...
i'm out of prac...  ... practice.	All right?
i'd love one.	I'm out of prac...  ... practice.
would you like one?  huh?	I'd love one.
no, it reminds me.	Would you like one?  Huh?
my sister died in a convent. and it's her voice i hear.  does my smoking bother you?	No, it reminds me.
so you left the church because you had freckles?	No, because I... yeah, yeah I left the Church cause I had freckles.
i wasn't. i wasn't. she was the pretty one. she died, why not me?  i never said my morning prayers. and i was ugly, i was scrawny, i had buck teeth and freckles all over my face, do you know what the nun called me, sister mary clitus, called me polkadot livingston.	So you left the Church because you had freckles?
and what has that to do with it?	I wasn't. I wasn't. She was the pretty one. She died, why not me?  I never said my morning prayers. And I was ugly, I was scrawny, I had buck teeth and freckles all over my face, do you know what the nun called me, Sister Mary Clitus, called me Polkadot Livingston.
that's all?  that's enough!  she was a beautiful little girl.	And what has that to do with it?
stupid woman... and that's all?	That's all?  That's enough!  She was a beautiful little girl.
it wasn't sex. it was a lot of things, but it wasn't sex. you know when i was in the first grade my best friend was run over on the way to school, you know what the nun said?  she died because she hadn't said her morning prayers.	Stupid woman... and that's all?
what have we done to hurt you?  and don't deny it, i can smell an ex-catholic a mile away. what did we do?  burn a few heretics, sell some indulgences? that was in the days when the church was a ruling body. we let governments do those things today. so what did we do to you eh?  you wanted to neck in the back seat of a car when you were fifteen and you couldn't because it was a sin?	It wasn't sex. It was a lot of things, but it wasn't sex. You know when I was in the first grade my best friend was run over on the way to school, you know what the nun said?  She died because she hadn't said her morning prayers.
nothing...	What have we done to hurt you?  And don't deny it, I can smell an ex-Catholic a mile away. What did we do?  Burn a few heretics, sell some indulgences? That was in the days when the Church was a ruling body. We let governments do those things today. So what did we do to you eh?  You wanted to neck in the back seat of a car when you were fifteen and you couldn't because it was a sin?
what the hell has the catholic church got to do with you?	Nothing...
you just said...	What the hell has the Catholic Church got to do with you?
who said anything about the catholic church...	You just said...
catholic church doesn't have a corner on morality...	Who said anything about the Catholic Church...
bullshit yourself!	Catholic Church doesn't have a corner on morality...
bullshit!	Bullshit yourself!
because i am a moral person.	Bullshit!
then why did you call the police in the first place mother, huh?	Because I am a moral person.
she's happy with us and she could go on being happy if she was left alone.	Then why did you call the police in the first place Mother, huh?
an unhappy woman...	She's happy with us and she could go on being happy if she was left alone.
i don't give a damn about her spiritual health.	I know you don't.
her spiritual health.	I don't give a damn about her spiritual health.
the woman's health is at stake.	Her spiritual health.
i haven't decided yet.	The woman's health is at stake.
don't deny it!	I haven't decided yet.
we'll see about that.	Don't deny it!
i'd like yours too.	We'll see about that.
and my permission?	I'd like yours too.
because i didn't know...	Oh, God.
why didn't you do anything to stop her?	Because I didn't know...
i knew that after the fact.	Why didn't you do anything to stop her?
why didn't you?  you knew she was keeping her home from school. you knew she was an alcoholic.	I knew that after the fact.
oh god, if only i'd known.	Why didn't you?  You knew she was keeping her home from school. You knew she was an alcoholic.
there is more here than meets the eye isn't there?  lots of dirty little secrets.	Oh God, if only I'd known.
oh, dear god.	There is more here than meets the eye isn't there?  Lots of dirty little secrets.
she molested her!	Oh, dear God.
i don't think i care to know.	She molested her!
do you know what she did to her?	I don't think I care to know.
she drank too much. that's what killed her.	Do you know what she did to her?
listening to angels?	She drank too much. That's what killed her.
yes.	Listening to angels?
like keeping her home from school?	Yes.
i never saw agnes until she set foot in this convent. my sister ran away from home. we lost touch with her. and when my husband died and i came here, she wrote to me and asked me if i would take care of agnes in case anything happened.	And Agnes' father?
no, it just makes you doubly responsible doesn't it?	I never saw Agnes until she set foot in this convent. My sister ran away from home. We lost touch with her. And when my husband died and I came here, she wrote to me and asked me if I would take care of Agnes in case anything happened.
i didn't tell you because i didn't think it was important.	No, it just makes you doubly responsible doesn't it?
your niece!	I didn't tell you because I didn't think it was important.
about what?	Your niece!
you lied to me	About what?
sister paul?	Yes. I don't remember where Agnes was. I was needed in the sick room.
the twenty third of january. on that night one of our elder nuns passed away.	Sister Paul?
when was that?	The twenty third of January. On that night one of our elder nuns passed away.
what sheets?	Oh, Dear God, I should have guessed...
the sheets...	What sheets?
what is it?	The sheets...
oh, dear god...	What is it?
was the child full term?	Oh, Dear God...
there's nothing here.	Was the child full term?
take at look at it.	There's nothing here.
yes.	Take at look at it.
do you have a... a diary or a day book?	Yes.
nothing.	Do you have a... a diary or a day book?
visitors to the convent.	Nothing.
earthquakes?	Visitors to the convent.
do you remember anything unusual happening at the time?	Earthquakes?
oh, some time in january.	Do you remember anything unusual happening at the time?
when would agnes have conceived the child?	Oh, some time in January.
answers.	When would Agnes have conceived the child?
all right, what do you need.	Answers.
innocence. legal innocence. i know the judge would be happy for any reason to throw this case out of court.	All right, what do you need.
how?	Innocence. Legal innocence. I know the judge would be happy for any reason to throw this case out of court.
aquittal.	How?
what?	Aquittal.
there's another choice.	What?
what good would it do. no matter what you decide it's either the... the prison or the nut house and the differences between them are pretty thin.	There's another choice.
no, you're shielding her. let her face the world.	What good would it do. No matter what you decide it's either the... the prison or the nut house and the differences between them are pretty thin.
i am...	No, you're shielding her. Let her face the world.
then help her.	I am...
i am not a virgin, doctor. i was married for twenty three years, two daughters. i even have grandchildren... surprised? it might please you to know that i was a failure as a wife and mother. my children won't even see me any more, that's their revenge. i think they tell their friends that i've passed on. and don't tell me i'm making up for past mistakes doctor freud.	Then help her.
???   ... virginity, right mother?  poverty, chastity and ignorance is what you live by.	I am not a virgin, Doctor. I was married for twenty three years, two daughters. I even have grandchildren... surprised? It might please you to know that I was a failure as a wife and mother. My children won't even see me any more, that's their revenge. I think they tell their friends that I've passed on. And don't tell me I'm making up for past mistakes Doctor Freud.
???	???   ... virginity, right Mother?  Poverty, chastity and ignorance is what you live by.
and she has a right to know that there's a world out there filled with people who don't believe in god...  ... and aren't any worse off than you mother. people who've gone through their entire lives without bending their knees once, to anybody. and people who fall in love and have babies and occas- sionally are very happy. she has a right to know that. but you and your... your order and your church have kept her ignorant...	???
she is not a child.	And she has a right to know that there's a world out there filled with people who don't believe in God...  ... and aren't any worse off than you Mother. People who've gone through their entire lives without bending their knees once, to anybody. And people who fall in love and have babies and occas- sionally are very happy. She has a right to know that. But you and your... your order and your Church have kept her ignorant...
... or bullied or what ever you're doing. who the hell do you think you are?  you go around here expecting applause for the way you treated this child.	She is not a child.
i'm only interested...	... or bullied or what ever you're doing. Who the hell do you think you are?  You go around here expecting applause for the way you treated this child.
how dare you think i'm in a position to be pressured...	I'm only interested...
it's my affair too.	How dare you think I'm in a position to be pressured...
how dare you tell me to run my affairs!	It's my affair too.
catholicism is not on trial here. i want you to deal with agnes without any religious prejudice or you turn this case over to someone else...	How dare you tell me to run my affairs!
i haven't said anything against the the catholic church.	Catholicism is not on trial here. I want you to deal with Agnes without any religious prejudice or you turn this case over to someone else...
the catholic church...	I haven't said anything against the the Catholic Church.
i hate ignorance and stupidity.	The Catholic Church...
nuns... you hate nuns.	I hate ignorance and stupidity.
what?	Nuns... you hate nuns.
you hate us don't you?	What?
god's victim. that's her innocence. she belongs to god.	And I intend to take her away from Him. That's what you're afraid of isn't it?
it's being doing it for centuries. she's not unique, she's just another victim.	God's victim. That's her innocence. She belongs to God.
i saw it. clean through the palm of her hand. do you think hysteria could do that?	It's being doing it for centuries. She's not unique, she's just another victim.
not simple, no.	I saw it. Clean through the palm of her hand. Do you think hysteria could do that?
i know what you're thinking, she's a hysteric pure and simple.	Not simple, no.
she has it now.	I know what you're thinking, she's a hysteric pure and simple.
but she didn't... did she. if anyone had seen what i'd seen she'd be public property... newspapermen, psychiatrists, ridicule. she doesn't deserve that.	She has it now.
she had a... a hole in the palm of her hand!  she could have bled to death.	But she didn't... did she. If anyone had seen what I'd seen she'd be public property... newspapermen, psychiatrists, ridicule. She doesn't deserve that.
it was healed by the following morning and she started eating again...	She had a... a hole in the palm of her hand!  She could have bled to death.
why didn't you take her to a doctor?	It was healed by the following morning and she started eating again...
this was before her pregnancy?	About two years before.
she stopped eating completely...	This was before her pregnancy?
and what happened?	She stopped eating completely...
i was appalled, just as you are now.	And what happened?
and you weren't shocked?	I was appalled, just as you are now.
shortly after she came to us.	And you weren't shocked?
when did you first learn about her... innocence, the way she thinks?	Shortly after she came to us.
oh come on, you've talked to her. she doesn't even know how babies are born, let alone made.	When did you first learn about her... innocence, the way she thinks?
well, it's been known to happen in the day too. maybe agnes went to him.	Oh come on, you've talked to her. She doesn't even know how babies are born, let alone made.
this convent is locked solid. the only one that has a key is sister marguerite and she wouldn't let christ in after dark.	Well, it's been known to happen in the day too. Maybe Agnes went to him.
that possibility never occurred to you?	No-one knew about Agnes' pregnancy. No-one. Not even Agnes.
that's absurd!	That possibility never occurred to you?
one of the other nuns found out about the baby and... and wanted to avoid a scandal.	That's absurd!
who?	One of the other nuns found out about the baby and... and wanted to avoid a scandal.
it's possible isn't it?	Who?
you don't really believe something like that happened do you?	It's possible isn't it?
that she was unconscious, yes!  so someone easily could have come in the room and killed the...	You don't really believe something like that happened do you?
i've already told you what i thought.	That she was unconscious, yes!  So someone easily could have come in the room and killed the...
and in your eyes?	I've already told you what I thought.
no... not in the eyes of the police.	And in your eyes?
so, someone else could have done it.	No... not in the eyes of the police.
she didn't!  this is manslaughter, not murder. she didn't consciously kill that baby. she'd lost a lot of blood. she was unconscious by the time we got to her.	So, someone else could have done it.
if she's so innocent, how come she murdered a child?	She didn't!  This is manslaughter, not murder. She didn't consciously kill that baby. She'd lost a lot of blood. She was unconscious by the time we got to her.
in her case it isn't. she's had very little schooling. her mother kept her home almost all the time and when her mother died agnes came here, to us. she's never been out there doctor. she's never seen a movie or a television show. she's never even read a book.	If she's so innocent, how come she murdered a child?
that's ridiculous...	In her case it isn't. She's had very little schooling. Her mother kept her home almost all the time and when her mother died Agnes came here, to us. She's never been out there Doctor. She's never seen a movie or a television show. She's never even read a book.
because she's an innocent. she's a slate that's hasn't been touched except by god.	That's ridiculous...
how could she have a baby and know nothing of sex or birth?	Because she's an innocent. She's a slate that's hasn't been touched except by God.
from other people!  i believe she is not crazy, nor is she lying.	How could she have a baby and know nothing of sex or birth?
from other nuns...  yes i... i've noticed.	From other people!  I believe she is not crazy, nor is she lying.
i believe agnes is different.	From other nuns...  Yes I... I've noticed.
what's your opinion?	I believe Agnes is different.
well... what do you think?  is she totally bananas or merely slightly off centre... or maybe she's perfectly sane and just a very good liar.	What's your opinion?
i am not with the inquisition.	And I am not from the Middle Ages. I know what you are!  I don't want that mind cut open.
exactly. i want you do deal with agnes as speedily and as easily as possible. she won't hold up under any sort of cross examination.	I am not with the Inquisition.
the science of psychiatry.	Exactly. I want you do deal with Agnes as speedily and as easily as possible. She won't hold up under any sort of cross examination.
look doctor, i don't know how to tell you this politely, but i don't approve of you. not you personally...	The science of psychiatry.
well i'm the doctor. i'm the one who's going to decide what is, or is not important here.	Look doctor, I don't know how to tell you this politely, but I don't approve of you. Not you personally...
don't ask me those questions dear, i'm not the patient.	Well I'm the doctor. I'm the one who's going to decide what is, or is not important here.
why do you think that?	Don't ask me those questions dear, I'm not the patient.
yes, but that was some ten months ago. i fail to see that the identity of that somebody has anything to do with this trial.	Why do you think that?
look, someone gave her the baby.	Yes, but that was some ten months ago. I fail to see that the identity of that somebody has anything to do with this trial.
she can't even remember the birth. do you think she'd admit to the conception?	Look, someone gave her the baby.
why haven't you asked her?	She can't even remember the birth. Do you think she'd admit to the conception?
believe me, i've done everything possible short of asking agnes.	Why haven't you asked her?
and you didn't try to find out who?	Believe me, I've done everything possible short of asking Agnes.
obviously there was.	And you didn't try to find out who?
could there have been anyone else?	Obviously there was.
father martineau, but i don't see him as a candidate.	Could there have been anyone else?
what's his name?	Father Martineau, but I don't see him as a candidate.
yes, but i...	What's his name?
was there a priest?	Yes, but I...
none as far as i know.	Was there a priest?
what man had access to her?	None as far as I know.
i haven't a clue.	What man had access to her?
who was the father?	I haven't a clue.
we're examined once a year. her pregnancy fell in between the doctor's visits.	Who was the father?
didn't she have any physical examinations in this time?	We're examined once a year. Her pregnancy fell in between the doctor's visits.
she could have hidden a machine gun in here if she had wanted to.	Didn't she have any physical examinations in this time?
how did she hide it during the day?	She could have hidden a machine gun in here if she had wanted to.
yes.	How did she hide it during the day?
is that normal?	Yes.
she undressed alone... she bathed alone.	Is that normal?
how did she hide it from the other nuns?	She undressed alone... she bathed alone.
no-one.	How did she hide it from the other nuns?
who knew about agnes' pregnancy?	No-one.
unfiltered.	Who knew about Agnes' pregnancy?
i can beat that.	Unfiltered.
two packs a day.	I can beat that.
you were a smoker?	Two packs a day.
you must have tons of questions. you may smoke if you want to. just don't tell any of the sisters.	You were a smoker?
... thank you.	You must have tons of questions. You may smoke if you want to. Just don't tell any of the Sisters.
you can call me sister.	... Thank you.
yes... i...	You can call me Sister.
i'm afraid the word brings up the most unpleasant connatations in this day and age...	Yes... I...
how fascinating. do go on ...  ... john.	... Oh, I'm all heart, Ma'am, all heart ... Well, I let ...
oh, not at all, i let them have twenty-five; sure aren't there four of them?	How fascinating. Do go on ...  ... John.
the usual ten per cent?	Oh, not at all, I let them have twenty-five; sure aren't there four of them?
yes, they were playing the queues outside the picture palaces of liverpool. scruffy young lads, lacking even the price of a jam roll. orphans, every paddy's son of 'em. i saw their potential at once although i had me doubts about the little fella, a savage primitive, that ringo, but it was him what gave in first. he picked up a brick and heaved it at me and i quelled him wid one fierce flash of me eyes. "mister, can you spare us a copper?" he said. i was disarmed by the grubby little outstretched mauler ... so, i took them under me managerial banner.	The usual ten per cent?
of course, john.	Yes, they were playing the queues outside the picture palaces of Liverpool. Scruffy young lads, lacking even the price of a jam roll. Orphans, every Paddy's son of 'em. I saw their potential at once although I had me doubts about the little fella, a savage primitive, that Ringo, but it was him what gave in first. He picked up a brick and heaved it at me and I quelled him wid one fierce flash of me eyes. "Mister, can you spare us a copper?" he said. I was disarmed by the grubby little outstretched mauler ... So, I took them under me managerial banner.
they are?	The cards... you're bank.
they're yours.	They are?
we'd be thrown out.	Your cards... lay them down... face up.
lay them down.	We'd be thrown out.
eh?	Lay them down.
lay them down.	Eh?
i'm a deserter, too.	Oh.
why aren't you at work?	I'm a deserter, too.
he's a big head and he fancies himself with it but you know it's all right 'cos he's one of the gang.	Why aren't you at work?
how about ding dong?	He's a big head and he fancies himself with it but you know it's all right 'cos he's one of the gang.
ginger's mad, he says things all the time and eddy's good at punching and spitting.	How about Ding Dong?
what they like?	Ginger's mad, he says things all the time and Eddy's good at punching and spitting.
yeah.	What they like?
yeah?	Yeah.
oh, it's all right.	Yeah?
not much cop without 'em, is it?	Oh, it's all right.
yeah.	Not much cop without 'em, is it?
yeah? and they're your mates are they?	Yeah.
yeah, that's right, they was supposed to come with us but they chickened.	Yeah? And they're your mates are they?
ding dong? oh ding dong bell, eh?	Yeah, that's right, they was supposed to come with us but they chickened.
no, ginger, eddy fallon and ding dong.	Ding Dong? Oh Ding Dong Bell, eh?
just you?	No, Ginger, Eddy Fallon and Ding Dong.
yeah, i've blown school out.	Just you?
are you now?	Yeah, I've blown school out.
i'm a deserter.	Are you now?
well that's lovely talk, that is. and another thing, why aren't you at school?	I'm a deserter.
you heard, it gets on my wick.	Well that's lovely talk, that is. And another thing, why aren't you at school?
y'what?	You heard, it gets on my wick.
oh you can have it, i'm packing it in -- it depresses me.	Y'what?
all right, take your hoop and bowl.	Oh you can have it, I'm packing it in -- it depresses me.
well --	All right, take your hoop and bowl.
fifteen and two thirds, actually.	Well --
i bet you're  -- sixteen!	Fifteen and two thirds, actually.
shurrup!	I bet you're  -- sixteen!
gerron out of it, you're only jealous 'cause you're old.	Shurrup!
well, there you are and watch it with that hoop.	Gerron out of it, you're only jealous 'cause you're old.
eight and two thirds.	Well, there you are and watch it with that hoop.
bet you're only eight and a half.	Eight and two thirds.
nine.	Bet you're only eight and a half.
well! a boy of your age bowling <u>"hoop"</u> at people. how old are you anyway?	Nine.
oh don't be so stroppy!	Well! A boy of your age bowling <U>"hoop"</U> at people. How old are you anyway?
hoop, this isn't a hoop, it's a lethal weapon. have you got a licence for it?	Oh don't be so stroppy!
here, mate, that's my hoop, stop playing with it.	Hoop, this isn't a hoop, it's a lethal weapon. Have you got a licence for it?
the police station.	He'll be pulp by now.
the police have the poor unfortunate lad in the bridewell.	The police station.
yeah.	Sixpence.
can you fix him for me?	Yeah.
shurrup!	Isn't it always the way? Picking on us little fellas.
what about all these letters?	Read 'em!
boys, you don't know what this means to me. if you hadn't come back it would have been the epilogue or the news in welsh for life.	Aren't you supposed to be in that box?
they'll be here.	Oh now, they can't do that to me.  It's all your fault.  Oh yes it is and if they don't turn up I wouldn't be in your shoes for all the...
you don't think...	They'll be here.
i'll murder that lennon.	But I suppose we can survive a missed run-through as long...
well, that's it, two minutes to the final run-through... they're bound to miss it...	I'll murder that Lennon.
sure.	And hurry, they're not looking too happy.
all right, all right. if you don't need this lot, i'll lock 'em up in the dressing room till you do.	Please do, I'll not need them for fifteen minutes. Thank you.
spoil sport!	Well!
that's right retreat behind a smoke screen of bourgeois cliches. i don't go round messing about with your ear-phones, do i?	Spoil sport!
aren't you being rather arbitrary?	That's right retreat behind a smoke screen of bourgeois cliches. I don't go round messing about with your ear-phones, do I?
if you so much as breathe heavy on them, i'm out on strike.	Aren't you being rather arbitrary?
oh, surely one can have a tiny touch.	If you so much as breathe heavy on them, I'm out on strike.
leave them drums alone.	Oh, surely one can have a tiny touch.
we're nearly there, sir.	Eh ... don't call him sir, he's got enough delusions of power as it is.
i've made the scene.	Well, remember, its Leathery Magee up ahead in that convertible, so cover me in the stake-out.
i see you go to the night court.	I've made the scene.
ah ... a shamus, eh?	I see you go to the night court.
ever seen one of these before?	Ah ... a shamus, eh?
oh, yes, now i'm with you. [he changes his accent] but, gee, mister, i've got my license to think of ... we're doing a hundred now ...	Ever seen one of these before?
yeah, you know, "o.k. buster, follow that car, there's a sawbuck in it for you if you get real close!"	Oh, yes, now I'm with you. [he changes his accent] But, gee, Mister, I've got my license to think of ... we're doing a hundred now ...
well, that's the wrong line for a start.	Sorry?
would you like to be a little more precise, sir?	Well, that's the wrong line for a start.
eh, ringo, do you know what happened to me?	No. I don't.
you do - repeatedly.	Do I snore?
i don't snore.	You do - repeatedly.
me? why?	Bag-snatcher.
you never know, you might be lucky this time.	No, I know the psychological pattern and it plays hell with me drum skins.
no, she'll only reject me in the end and i'll be frustrated.	You never know, you might be lucky this time.
are you going in?	No, she'll only reject me in the end and I'll be frustrated.
yeah, i know, that's why i took up the drums. it's me active compensatory factor.	Are you going in?
you've got an inferiority complex, you have.	Yeah, I know, that's why I took up the drums. It's me active compensatory factor.
he doesn't like me, honest, i can tell ... it's 'cos i'm little.	You've got an inferiority complex, you have.
have i said something amiss?	Get him out of here. He's knocking the programme's image!!
get him out of here!!	Have I said something amiss?
she's a drag. a well-known drag. we turn the sound down on her and say rude things.	Get him out of here!!
she's a trend setter. it's her profession!	She's a drag. A well-known drag. We turn the sound down on her and say rude things.
oh, yes, the lads frequently gather round the t.v. set to watch her for a giggle. once we even all sat down and wrote these letters saying how gear she was and all that rubbish.	She's a trend setter. It's her profession!
i beg your pardon?	Oh, yes, the lads frequently gather round the T.V. set to watch her for a giggle. Once we even all sat down and wrote these letters saying how gear she was and all that rubbish.
oh, you mean that posh bird who gets everything wrong?	I beg your pardon?
only susan campey, our resident teenager. you'll have to love her. she's your symbol.	Oh, you mean that posh bird who gets everything wrong?
and who's this susan when she's at home?	Only Susan Campey, our resident teenager. You'll have to love her. She's your symbol.
and that pose is out too, sunny jim. the new thing is to care passionately, and be right wing. anyway, you won't meet susan if you don't cooperate.	And who's this Susan when she's at home?
i don't care.	And that pose is out too, Sunny Jim. The new thing is to care passionately, and be right wing. Anyway, you won't meet Susan if you don't cooperate.
you can be replaced you know, chicky baby.	I don't care.
but i won't.	You can be replaced you know, chicky baby.
make a note of that word and give it to susan. i think it's rather touching really. here's this kid trying to give me his utterly valueless opinion when i know for a fact within four weeks he'll be suffering from a violent inferiority complex and loss of status if he isn't wearing one of these nasty things. of course they're grotty, you wretched nit, that's why they were designed, but that's what you'll want.	But I won't.
yeah, grotesque.	Make a note of that word and give it to Susan. I think it's rather touching really. Here's this kid trying to give me his utterly valueless opinion when I know for a fact within four weeks he'll be suffering from a violent inferiority complex and loss of status if he isn't wearing one of these nasty things. Of course they're grotty, you wretched nit, that's why they were designed, but that's what you'll want.
grotty?	Yeah, grotesque.
i wouldn't be seen dead in them. they're dead grotty.	Grotty?
now, you'll like these. you really "dig" them. they're "fab" and all the other pimply hyperboles.	I wouldn't be seen dead in them. They're dead grotty.
well, at least he's polite. tony show him the shirts, adrian.	Now, you'll like these. You really "dig" them. They're "fab" and all the other pimply hyperboles.
ta.	Well, at least he's polite. Tony Show him the shirts, Adrian.
good. hart, get him whatever it is they drink, a cokearama?	Ta.
i'll have a bash.	Good. Hart, get him whatever it is they drink, a cokearama?
i mean lines, ducky, can you handle lines?	I'll have a bash.
of course i can.	I mean lines, ducky, can you handle lines?
well, not your real opinion, naturally. it'll be written out and you'll learn it.  can he read?	Of course I can.
oh, by all means, i'd be quite prepared for that eventuality.	Well, not your real opinion, naturally. It'll be written out and you'll learn it.  Can he read?
we want you to give us your opinion on some clothes for teenagers.	Oh, by all means, I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality.
i'm afraid i don't understand.	Oh, my God, he's a natural.
oh, you can come off it with us. you don't have to do the old adenoidal glottal stop and carry on for our benefit.	I'm afraid I don't understand.
look, i'm terribly sorry but i'm afraid there's been some sort of a misunderstanding.	Oh, you can come off it with us. You don't have to do the old adenoidal glottal stop and carry on for our benefit.
yes, he's filled his head with notions seemingly.	The old mixer, come on we'll have to put him right.
he hasn't.	Yes, he's filled his head with notions seemingly.
yes. your grandfather's stirred him up.	He hasn't.
we do.	Yes. Your grandfather's stirred him up.
eh, i don't know if you realise it, but ...	We do.
oh, listen to teacher's pet.	You crawler.
ringo!	Wake up!
what's up?	He's sulking again.
sure. .	Ah well. Eh, look!
no. i mean, it's probably a honeymoon couple or a company director or something.	Well, let's broaden our outlook.
did you look in here?	No. I mean, it's probably a honeymoon couple or a company director or something.
now what's that supposed to mean?	I don't really know, but it sounded distinguished, like, didn't it?
aye, but don't rush. none of your five bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff.	Now what's that supposed to mean?
aye and we'll have to watch it and all.	I suggest you just give him the photos and have done with it.
gerron.	No, straight up.
a butcher?	Yeah, she was fickle.
you see, he was going to get married but she threw him over for a butcher.	A butcher?
but your grandfather lives in your house. i've seen him.	Oh, that's me other Grandfather, but this one's me Grandfather and all.
it is, y'know.	But your Grandfather lives in your house. I've seen him.
that's not your grandfather.	It is, y'know.
well ... come on.	Sorry.
yes, you're quite a feather in the cap.  hello, i've got one ... oh, i think so ... yes, he can talk ... well ... i think you ought to see him.  of course, right away.	Well ... come on.
is he?	Yes, you're quite a feather in the cap.  Hello, I've got one ... oh, I think so ... yes, he can talk ... Well ... I think you ought to see him.  Of course, right away.
you haven't, you're just late.  oh, yes, he's going to be very pleased with you.	Is he?
oh, i'm sorry, i must have made a mistake.	You haven't, you're just late.  Oh, yes, he's going to be very pleased with you.
oh, there you are!	Oh, I'm sorry, I must have made a mistake.
what are we waiting for?	Come here.
it's happened at last, we've become a limited company.	I'll look in here again.
how'd you like a dirty great drum roll giving you a clout right in the middle of your solo?	You're getting out of hand. I don't know what's come over you today.
i don't think that bit's right.	What do you expect from an ad lib ... Raymond Chandler?
should i say it?	Follow your impulse.
that must have cost you a fortune in stamps, ringo.	He comes from a large family.
come on, auntie, you're winning.	Get in there, Paul, she's weakening.
oh, paul, you can't have your own way!!!	If I let you have your own way, you little rascal, will you respect me?
sorry.	Eh, there's only three of them.
hello, he's not talking to me. he's having a sulk.	Well, it must be catching. He's given it to the champ here.
well, what happened?	The old fella wanted these pictures and Norm said he couldn't have 'em, all I said was 'aw go on, be big about it.'
no, i didn't you did ...	Well, what happened?
it's paul's grandfather.	Oh aye, but I thought ...
morning!  who's that little old man?	It's Paul's grandfather.
see you.	Of course.
yes.	See you.
aye, it is but as long as you get by, it's all right, you know ... bash on, happy valley's when they let you stop. anyroad, i'd better get back.	Yes.
pity.	Aye, it is but as long as you get by, it's all right, you know ... bash on, happy valley's when they let you stop. Anyroad, I'd better get back.
me? oh, i don't have the time, i'm always running about with the lads ... no, we don't have the time.	Pity.
and what do you do about it?	Me? Oh, I don't have the time, I'm always running about with the lads ... no, we don't have the time.
and cunning.	And what do you do about it?
well, it's nice to know you think we're clever.	And cunning.
oh, definitely, it sticks out a mile, she's trying to get him to marry her but he doesn't want ... well ... i don't reckon any fella's ever wanted to get married. but girls are like that, clever and cunning. you've got to laugh.	Well, it's nice to know you think we're clever.
and you honestly think that's what she meant?	Oh, definitely, it sticks out a mile, she's trying to get him to marry her but he doesn't want ... well ... I don't reckon any fella's ever wanted to get married. But girls are like that, clever and cunning. You've got to laugh.
of course ... look, if she was a liverpool scrubber ...  eh, fella, you want to try pulling the other one, it's got a full set of bells hanging off it ... y'what? ... i know your sort, two cokes and a packet of cheese and onion crisps and suddenly it's love and we're stopping in an empty shop doorway. you're just after me body and y'can't have it ... so there!!	And you honestly think that's what she meant?
is she?	Of course ... Look, if she was a Liverpool scrubber ...  Eh, fella, you want to try pulling the other one, it's got a full set of bells hanging off it ... Y'what? ... I know your sort, two cokes and a packet of cheese and onion crisps and suddenly it's love and we're stopping in an empty shop doorway. You're just after me body and y'can't have it ... so there!!
well, look at it this way, i mean, when you come right down to it, that girl, she's a bit of a scrubber, isn't she?	Is she?
not really but i'm probably not a toffee maker. how would you do those lines of mine?	Well, look at it this way, I mean, when you come right down to it, that girl, she's a bit of a scrubber, isn't she?
no, hang on, i've not gone daft. you see, when i was little me mother let me make some treacle toffee one time in our back scullery. when i'd done she said to me, "go and give some to the other kids." so, i said i would but i thought to meself, "she must think i'm soft." anyroad, i was eating away there but i wanted somebody else to know how good it was so in the end i wound up giving it all away ... but i didn't mind, mind, 'cos i'd made the stuff in the first place. well ... that's why you need other people... an audience ... to taste your treacle toffee, like. eh ... does that sound as thickheaded to you as it does to me?	Not really but I'm probably not a toffee maker. How would you do those lines of mine?
well, you've got to have people to taste your treacle toffee.	No, hang on, I've not gone daft. You see, when I was little me mother let me make some treacle toffee one time in our back scullery. When I'd done she said to me, "Go and give some to the other kids." So, I said I would but I thought to meself, "She must think I'm soft." Anyroad, I was eating away there but I wanted somebody else to know how good it was so in the end I wound up giving it all away ... but I didn't mind, mind, 'cos I'd made the stuff in the first place. Well ... that's why you need other people... an audience ... to taste your treacle toffee, like. Eh ... does that sound as thickheaded to you as it does to me?
why selfish?	Well, you've got to have people to taste your treacle toffee.
why? i mean, which are you, scared or selfish?	Why selfish?
i only enjoy acting for myself. i hate it when other people are let in.	Why? I mean, which are you, scared or selfish?
... all this and a jam butty too!!	I only enjoy acting for myself. I hate it when other people are let in.
what of? look, i wouldn't do it unless i was. i'm dead lucky 'cos i get paid for doing something i love doing.	... all this and a jam butty too!!
is it really fab or are you just saying that to convince yourself?	What of? Look, I wouldn't do it unless I was. I'm dead lucky 'cos I get paid for doing something I love doing.
we do, you know. we sound like us having a ball. it's fab.	Is it really fab or are you just saying that to convince yourself?
i bet you don't sound like real people.	We do, you know. We sound like us having a ball. It's fab.
i'm in a group ... well ... there are four of us, we play and sing.	I bet you don't sound like real people.
what are you?	I'm in a group ... well ... there are four of us, we play and sing.
oh, i don't know, anyroad up, they never are, are they?	What are you?
they ought to be.	Oh, I don't know, anyroad up, they never are, are they?
aye well, actresses aren't like real people, are they?	They ought to be.
but that's not like a real person at all.	Aye well, actresses aren't like real people, are they?
no ... i wouldn't say that ... just like an actress ... you know.	But that's not like a real person at all.
but the way you did it then sounded so phony.	No ... I wouldn't say that ... just like an actress ... you know.
oh aye, a sledge.	But the way you did it then sounded so phony.
the big hammer?	Oh aye, a sledge.
well, the way you were spouting, like ....  "i don't believe you, sir..." and all that. yeah, it was gear.	The big hammer?
what's that mean?	Well, the way you were spouting, like ....  "I don't believe you, sir..." and all that. Yeah, it was gear.
aye, i knew you were.	What's that mean?
yes.	Aye, I knew you were.
oh, i see. you are an actress though, aren't you?	Yes.
no.  i'm a walk-on in a fancy dress scene. i just felt like doing those lines.	Oh, I see. You are an actress though, aren't you?
oh, you're the understudy, sort of thing?	No.  I'm a walk-on in a fancy dress scene. I just felt like doing those lines.
i'm not ...	Oh, you're the understudy, sort of thing?
you don't half slam the door in people's faces, do you? i mean, what about when you're playing the part, like, hundreds of people'll see you and ...	I'm not ...
don't mench ... well, why don't you give us a few more lines, like?	You don't half slam the door in people's faces, do you? I mean, what about when you're playing the part, like, hundreds of people'll see you and ...
thank you.	Don't mench ... well, why don't you give us a few more lines, like?
aye, the big hammer, smashing!	Thank you.
gear?	Aye, the big hammer, smashing!
yeah ... i mean, sure, well, i took it at school but i only ever heard boys and masters saying those lines, like, sounds different on a girl.  yeah, it's gear on a girl.	Gear?
i see.  do you like the play?	Yeah ... I mean, sure, well, I took it at school but I only ever heard boys and masters saying those lines, like, sounds different on a girl.  Yeah, it's gear on a girl.
something like that.	I see.  Do you like the play?
are you pulling my leg?	Something like that.
is it ... is it, really?	Are you pulling my leg?
oh, it's the way you talk.	Is it ... is it, really?
how'd you guess?	Oh, it's the way you talk.
you're from liverpool, aren't you?	How'd you guess?
d'you know something, "they" don't worry me at all. anyroad, i only fancy listening to you ... that's all but if it worries you ... well ...	You're from Liverpool, aren't you?
i'm warning you, they'll be back in a minute.	D'you know something, "They" don't worry me at all. Anyroad, I only fancy listening to you ... that's all but if it worries you ... well ...
i've got you worried, haven't i?	I'm warning you, they'll be back in a minute.
are you supposed to be here?	I've got you worried, haven't I?
oh, sorry i spoke.	Are you supposed to be here?
go away! you've spoilt it.	Oh, sorry I spoke.
well ... go 'head, do the next bit.	Go away! You've spoilt it.
oh!	Well ... go 'head, do the next bit.
what are they saying?	Nothing good.
lip reading.	What are they saying?
what are you doing?	Lip reading.
oh, they seem all right to me.	That's what they want you to think. All coppers are villains.
and if they get you on the floor watch out for your brisket.	Oh, they seem all right to me.
me!	And if they get you on the floor watch out for your brisket.
that sergeant's a body-blow veteran if ever i measured one. one of us has got to escape. i'll get the boys. hold on son, i'll be back for you.	Me!
have they?	That sergeant's a body-blow veteran if ever I measured one. One of us has got to escape. I'll get the boys. Hold on son, I'll be back for you.
keep your voice down, this lot'll paste you, just for the exercise. oh they're a desperate crew of drippings and they've fists like matured hams for pounding defenceless lads like you.	Have they?
what?	Keep your voice down, this lot'll paste you, just for the exercise. Oh they're a desperate crew of drippings and they've fists like matured hams for pounding defenceless lads like you.
shush! have they roughed you up yet?	What?
well i'm not exactly a voluntary patient.	Shush! Have they roughed you up yet?
ringo, me old scout, they grabbed yer leg for the iron too, did they?	Well I'm not exactly a voluntary patient.
where are you off to?	I'm going parading before it's too late!
i'm not wrong.	Where are you off to?
you're only right.	I'm not wrong.
yeah ... funny really, 'cos i'd never thought of it but being middle-aged and old takes up most of your time, doesn't it?	You're only right.
when you could be out there betraying a rich american widow or sipping palm wine in tahiti before you're too old like me. a fine neat and trim lad the class of you should be helping himself to life's goodies before the sands run out. being an old age pensioner's a terrible drag on a man and every second you waste is bringing you nearer the friday queue at the post office.	Yeah ... funny really, 'cos I'd never thought of it but being middle-aged and old takes up most of your time, doesn't it?
yeah ... a bloomin' book!	When you could be out there betraying a rich American widow or sipping palm wine in Tahiti before you're too old like me. A fine neat and trim lad the class of you should be helping himself to life's goodies before the sands run out. Being an old age pensioner's a terrible drag on a man and every second you waste is bringing you nearer the Friday queue at the Post Office.
a book!	Yeah ... a bloomin' book!
yeah ... what's in it for me?	A book!
and what's it all come to in the end?	Yeah ... what's in it for me?
yeah ... that's right.	And what's it all come to in the end?
and that lot's never happier than when they're jeering at you ... and where would they be without the steady support of your drum beat, i'd like to know.	Yeah ... that's right.
oh ... i dunno.	And that lot's never happier than when they're jeering at you ... and where would they be without the steady support of your drum beat, I'd like to know.
do you think i haven't noticed ... do you think i wasn't aware of the drift? oh ... you poor unfortunate scuff, they've driven you into books by their cruel, unnatural treatment, exploiting your good nature.	Oh ... I dunno.
what's that mean?	Do you think I haven't noticed ... do you think I wasn't aware of the drift? Oh ... you poor unfortunate scuff, they've driven you into books by their cruel, unnatural treatment, exploiting your good nature.
so you <u>are</u> a man after all.	What's that mean?
aaah ... stop picking on me... you're as bad as the rest of them.	So you <U>are</U> a man after all.
at least i've a backlog of memories, but all you've got is that book!	Aaah ... stop picking on me... you're as bad as the rest of them.
eh ... you're a bit old for that sort of chat, aren't you?	At least I've a backlog of memories, but all you've got is that book!
you're living, are you? when was the last time you gave a girl a pink-edged daisy? when did you last embarrass a sheila wid your cool appraising stare?	Eh ... you're a bit old for that sort of chat, aren't you?
well, i <u>am</u> living, aren't i?	You're living, are you? When was the last time you gave a girl a pink-edged daisy? When did you last embarrass a sheila wid your cool appraising stare?
that's it, parading the streets ... trailing your coat ... bowling along ... living!	Well, I <U>am</U> living, aren't I?
parading?	That's it, parading the streets ... trailing your coat ... bowling along ... living!
parading's better!	Parading?
books are good!	Parading's better!
any old where ... but not our little richard ... oh no! when you're not thumping them pagan skins, you're tormenting your eyes wid that rubbish!	Books are good!
out where?	Any old where ... but not our little Richard ... oh no! When you're not thumping them pagan skins, you're tormenting your eyes wid that rubbish!
can you now? aah ... sheeps' heads! you learn more by getting out there and living.	Out where?
you can learn from books.	Can you now? Aah ... sheeps' heads! You learn more by getting out there and living.
have you no natural resources of your own? have they even robbed you of that?	You can learn from books.
well ... what's the matter with that?	Have you no natural resources of your own? Have they even robbed you of that?
will you ever look at him, sitting there wid his hooter scraping away at that book!	Well ... what's the matter with that?
ah.	Quite right, invites to gambling dens full of easy money and fast women, chicken sandwiches and cornets of caviar, disgusting!
would you two like a cup of tea?	You see, sly villains.
i'm soldier of the republic, you'll need the mahogany truncheon for this boyo. a nation once again.	Get Lloyd George over there with that mechanic in the cloth cap while I sort this lot out.
what's he on about?	I'm soldier of the Republic, you'll need the mahogany truncheon for this boyo. A nation once again.
i'll go on a hunger strike. i know your caper. the kidney punch and the rabbit-clout. the third degree and the size twelve boot ankle-tap.	What's he on about?
eh?	I'll go on a hunger strike. I know your caper. The kidney punch and the rabbit-clout. The third degree and the size twelve boot ankle-tap.
you ugly, great brute you, you have sadism stamped all over your bloated british kisser.	Eh?
is there a fire, then?	You ugly, great brute you, you have sadism stamped all over your bloated British kisser.
well, you got me here so do your worst but i'll take one of you with me.  oh, i know your game, get me in the tiled room and out come the rubber hoses but i'll defy you still.	Is there a fire, then?
you see.  you know your trouble -- you should have gone west to america. you'd have wound up a senior citizen of boston. as it is you took the wrong turning and what happened, you're a lonely old man from liverpool.	But I'm clean.
stay where you are everybody this is a raid and we want him.	Who are these ruffians?... I've never seen them before in my life! ...
that'll keep you busy.	It's your nose, y'see. Fans are funny that way. Take a dislike to things. They'll pick on a nose...
that's right; convict without trial ... habeas corpus.	Every morning.
come on let's get this coffee.	Before you go, I think it's only fair to warn you about me Grandson ... don't let our Paul have his own way all the time, 'cos if you do he won't respect you!
and we're looking after him, are we?	I'll look after meself.
hello.	He can talk then?
hello, grandfather!	Hello.
and another thing, where's that old mixer?	Here, Pauly.
anything to spare?	We've just finished, Pauly. Hey George, write us your John Henry on this picture.
oh for pete's sake, it's only a joke.	Well, it may be a joke, but it's his nose. He can't help having a horrible great nose, it's the only one he's got. And his poor little head's trembling under the weight of it.
don't mock the afflicted, pauly.	Oh for Pete's sake, It's only a joke.
with a trombone hooter like yours it'd be unnatural if you didn't.	Don't mock the afflicted, Pauly.
well, don't be daft, i've got to.	And I take a left-handed view of life, I've got to.
why do you always use your left hand?	Well, don't be daft, I've got to.
yeah ... so what?	Why do you always use your left hand?
you're left-handed, aren't you, paul?	Yeah ... so what?
oh, it's all right for you but those two girls were scared to death! honest, grandad, why? i mean, why do you do these things?	You're left-handed, aren't you, Paul?
a harmless bit of fun, aah, none of you have any sense of humour left these days.	Oh, it's all right for you but those two girls were scared to death! Honest, Grandad, why? I mean, why do you do these things?
all right, how about ringo? i mean ... he's very upset, you know ... and as far as your girlfriend, little audrey's concerned, she's finished with men for the rest of her natural, and another thing ...	A harmless bit of fun, aah, none of you have any sense of humour left these days.
and to think me own grandson would have let them put me behind bars!	Don't dramatise.
it's all taken care of. it's down on our bill.	Oh, well that's all right.  What?
oh no, you're not. you've gone too far this time ... and who's paying for all this?	It's all taken care of. It's down on our bill.
hiding.	I think you're soft or something.
what are you doing there?	Hiding.
well, what are we waiting for?	Aye, come on, honest, that grandfather of yours is worse than any of you lot.
aye, he looks a right lurker.	You're undressed. Where are your clothes?
is that yours?	For Ringo.
clean though, isn't he?	Oh yes, he's clean all right.
that's all right then.	Clean though, isn't he?
no, that's his other one.	That's all right then.
look he's a mixer and a trouble maker!	That's right, but he's only asking us to pay attention to him, aren't you?
practising to be thick-headed, you're there already.	Look he's a mixer and a trouble maker!
y'what?	Practising to be thick-headed, you're there already.
you needn't bother.	Y'what?
what's old got to do with it?	You needn't bother.
aw, leave him alone paul, he's back, isn't he? and it's not his fault he's old.	What's old got to do with it?
well, i got a few things to say to you, two-faced john mccartney.	Aw, leave him alone Paul, he's back, isn't he? And it's not his fault he's old.
we've got only half an hour till the final run-through. he can't walk out on us.	Can't he? He's done it, son!
she's going to show me her stamp collection.	So's mine.
what's he know?	Nothing, he's trying to brainwash me and give me personality doubts ... oh, he's a swine but a clever swine, mind.
behave...	Foreign devil ...
you won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of my personality, will you, girl?	Eh, don't take out me lines.
let's go and muck in.	Aye, before anyone stops us.
like what?	Well, I've got me gob stopper.  Look, a genuine Stradivarius, hand tooled at Dagenham.
gaw, it's depressing in here, isn't it? funny...  'cos they usually reckon dogs more than people in england, don't they? you'd expect something a little more palatial.  come on. let's have a little action. let's do something, then.	Like what?
don't worry, son, we'll get you the best lawyer trading stamps can buy.	Oh, it's a laugh a line with Lennon.  Anyroad up ... It's all your fault.
we've broken out, oh, the blessed freedom of it all!  eh, have you got a nail file, these handcuffs are killing me. i was framed. i was innocent.	Will you stop it! Sorry to disturb you, miss...
i hope he fell off.	Don't be callous.
give 'em a pull.	Shall I?
gie's a kiss!	Shurrup! Look, Mister, we've paid for our seats too, you know.
he's got you worried, then?	Him, he costs you a fortune in breach of promise cases. He's a villain and a right mixer as well.
aye, that's what i'm afraid of!	He's got you worried, then?
eh, he's a nice old man, isn't he?	Oh yeah, he's very clean, y'know.
oh, i see.	Eh, he's a nice old man, isn't he?
no ... it was his sweetbreads. she was dead kinky for sweetbreads. anyroad, me mother thought it'ud give him a change of scenery, like.	Oh, I see.
aye and fond of fresh meat and all.	No ... it was his sweetbreads. She was dead kinky for sweetbreads. Anyroad, me mother thought it'ud give him a change of scenery, like.
well we know that but what's he doing here?	Well, me mother thought the trip 'ud do him good.
well ... everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and this is me other one.	Well we know that but what's he doing here?
how d'you reckon that one out?	Well ... everyone's entitled to two, aren't they, and this is me other one.
that little old man.	Oh, that one. That's me Grandfather.
what little old man?	That little old man.
eh ... pardon me for asking but who's that little old man?	What little old man?
what?	You're a swine. So hurry up ... we're travelling!
no, you look here, john. i've only one thing to say to you.	What?
now, look here, norm ...	No, you look here, John. I've only one thing to say to you.
you've got a midnight matinee.	Now, look here, Norm ...
tonight? we can't make it ...	You've got a midnight matinee.
the office was on the phone, they think it'd be better if we pushed straight to wolverhampton.	Tonight? We can't make it ...
control yourself or you'll spurt. he's bound to be somewhere.	Aye, let's try the dressing room.
hi norm!	Hi, our lot!
john, i'm talking to you. this final run through is <u>important</u>. understand? important.	Oink! Oink!
they're nearly ready for you. they're just finishing the band call.	Gear! Come on, girls, let's have a bit of a dance.
you wouldn't!	I would though.
leave him alone, lennon, or i'll tell them all the truth about you.	You wouldn't!
leave him alone, he's got swine fever.	Sit down, the lot of you.
don't cane me, sir, i was led astray.	Oh shurrup and come on John. They're waiting for you in the studio.
let's have you.	Come on speedy!
will you all stop it, you're like a gang of school kids. i knew this was going to happen one day.	Well, you shouldn't have had bacon for your breakfast, you cannibal.
we were going to do it.	Aye, well, now!
now get on with it.	We were going to do it.
it's all right for you, you couldn't get a pen in your foot, you swine.	Come on, Shake, we'll leave 'em to their penmanship.
i'll brook no denial!	It's all right for you, you couldn't get a pen in your foot, you swine.
oh, it's got round that you're a heavy punter.	Well you're not going.
paul, john, george - get at it.	Hello the income tax have caught up with us at last.
ah, go on, you swine.	No, you can't. Look, as soon as I tell you, run through this door here and into the big car that's waiting.
no.	Ah, go on, you swine.
please, can i have one to surge with?	No.
don't move, any of you. they've gone potty out there. the whole place is surging with girls.	Please, can I have one to surge with?
of course, he's concealed about me person.	No ... he's must have slipped off somewhere.
eh, have you got paul's grandfather?	Of course, he's concealed about me person.
if you're going to have a barney i'll hold your coats.	He started it.
are you listening to me, lennon?	You're a swine, isn't he George?
i knew i could rely on you.	Thanks.
mind you, i stood up for you, i mean i wouldn't have it.	I knew I could rely on you.
is it? is it really?	Mind you, I stood up for you, I mean I wouldn't have it.
it's all over the place, everyone knows.	Is it? Is it really?
what have you heard?	It's all over the place, everyone knows.
that's what you tell me.	What have you heard?
no i don't, he's only a casual acquaintance.	That's what you tell me.
aye, but you know him well.	No I don't, he's only a casual acquaintance.
i would have said so.	Aye, but you know him well.
is it?	I would have said so.
well, yes your nose is. very.	Is it?
and my nose...	Well, yes your nose is. Very.
oh yes.	And my nose...
my eyes are lighter.	Oh yes.
oh you do, look.	My eyes are lighter.
oh do i? you're the first one who ever said that.	Oh you do, look.
well, you look like him.	Oh do I? You're the first one who ever said that.
i'm not, no.	Well, you look like him.
you are.	I'm not, no.
no, i'm not.	You are.
oh you are, i know you are.	No, I'm not.
no, not me.	Oh you are, I know you are.
oh, wait a minute, don't tell me you're ...	No, not me.
hello.	Oh, wait a minute, don't tell me you're ...
hello.	Hello.
well!	He'll get over it.
since you ask, yes.  aah, come on, ring, we love you.	Well!
that's right. it's always me, isn't it?	Since you ask, yes.  Aah, come on, Ring, we love you.
temper! temper!	Well ...
oh, leave off!!!	Temper! Temper!
he's betrayed the class.	Oh, leave off!!!
it'll only get you into trouble.	Aah, shurrup, misery!
you're a window rattler, son.	Well, that's just your opinion. Do I snore, Paul?
where's my grandfather?	Don't start. Look.
aren't we ...	No, we're not!
i've got the stuff. come here.	Aren't we ...
don't worry about him. he can look after himself.	Aye, I suppose so.
eh, where's my grandfather?	Don't worry about him. He can look after himself.
don't exaggerate.	You've lost him.
have <u>you</u> lost him?	Don't exaggerate.
y'what?	You two have never had a quarrel in your life and in two minutes flat he's got you at it. He's a king mixer. Adam and Eve, meet the serpent. Anthony and Cleopatra, there's your asp. Divide and Conquer, that's this one's motto. He hates group unity so he gets everyone at it.
i knew it, <u>he</u> started it, i should have known.	Y'what?
your grandfather pointed out shake was always being taller than me just to spite me.	I knew it, <U>he</U> started it, I should have known.
and?	Your Grandfather pointed out Shake was always being taller than me just to spite me.
well, look after him. i don't want to find you've lost him.	Don't be cheeky, I'll bind him to me with promises. Come on, Grandad.
do i have to raise me voice?	Oh, all right. Come here, Grandad.
but...	Do I have to raise me voice?
look after him.	But...
what do you think are you're up to?	Someone put it on me.
stop picking on him.	I don't need you to defend me, y'know, Norm.
oh dear, i feel like doing a bit of work.	Good lad, Ringo.
well ...	When I tell you to stay put, stay put.
that's mine.	Have done, and you lot get your pens out.
none for me, then?	Sorry.
he belongs to paul.	Ah well, there you go. Look, I'm going down the diner for a cup of coffee, are you coming?
... as they head up for the show. oh yes, well i mean it'ud be a pity to miss the show, wouldn't it like.	Shurrup, cheerful.
i'm adjusting the decibels on the inbalance.	Clever.  George.
nerves.	I know, that's the trouble.
what?	Nerves.
but john hasn't got any.	What?
oh no... this is a battle of nerves between john and me.	But John hasn't got any.
you're imagining it. you're letting things prey on your mind.	Oh no... this is a battle of nerves between John and me.
he's out there somewhere, causing trouble just to upset me.	You're imagining it. You're letting things prey on your mind.
that's too easy for lennon.	He's out there somewhere, causing trouble just to upset me.
oh they've probably gone to the canteen, cup of tea, like.	That's too easy for Lennon.
yeah, down the ... er ...	Well, give a couple of minutes ...
oh, down the ... er ...?	Yeah, down the ... er ...
down the ... er ...	Oh, down the ... er ...?
oh, i didn't notice, where'd he go?	Down the ... er ...
paul's grandfather.	Oh, I didn't notice, where'd he go?
who?	Paul's grandfather.
he's been gone a long time.	Who?
i'm sorry norm, but i can't help being taller than you.	Well, you don't have to rub me nose in it. I've a good mind to ...
well, you stick to that story, son.	I can't help it, I'm just taller than you.
it's not my fault.	Well, you stick to that story, son.
yeah, you want to watch it.	It's not my fault.
eh. i thought you were looking after the old man.	Get knotted!
what's the matter with you? you were bashing away like a madman.	You were twanging too loud.
oh, he's gone to my club, has he?	Yeah, It's all your fault, getting invites to gambling clubs. He's probably in the middle of an orgy by now.
"the management of boyd's takes pleasure in requesting the company of mr. richard starkey, that's you, in their recently refinished gaming rooms. chemin de fer. baccarat, roulette, and champagne buffet." blimey!	And they want me?
course he can talk. he's a human being, like. isn't he?	Well ... if he's your Grandfather, who knows?
how's that?	Oh ... he's nursing a broken heart.
i'll set john on you!	Oh, anything you say, Paul.
i'm an electrician, not a wet nurse, y'know.	I'll set John on you!
shove the gentleman jockey in the make-up room or something and keep your eye on him, will you?	I'm an electrician, not a wet nurse, y'know.
eh, what's all this?	Oh, him... He's been lurking.
you can't trust you with anything, norm, if you've lost him, i'll cripple you.	He can't be far.
put it this way, he's mislaid him.	You can't trust you with anything, Norm, if you've lost him, I'll cripple you.
yeah, but he insisted on us bringing him to the station.	Well, he can't stop here.
so you just brought the old chap out of the crowd for his own good.	Yeah, but he insisted on us bringing him to the station.
oh, a little savage, is he?	A proper Aborigine.
i've got a little list here. wandering abroad. malicious intent. acting in a suspicious manner. conduct liable to cause a breach of the peace. you name it, he's done it.	Oh, a little savage, is he?
what is he?	I've got a little list here. Wandering abroad. Malicious intent. Acting in a suspicious manner. Conduct liable to cause a breach of the peace. You name it, he's done it.
do you remember the pyramid?	No.  Just some horrible dreams about smothering.  Where are we?
... i don't know...	Do you remember the pyramid?
dell, what's the last thing you can remember?	... I don't know...
are you in pain?	Not exactly, just feel like somebody's been beating me with rubber hoses for about six years.
there could be a whole city out there and we'd never see it.	Not sitting on our butts in here, that's for sure.
or something will be able to see us.	There could be a whole city out there and we'd never see it.
good!  maybe we'll be able to see something then.	Or something will be able to see us.
engines off.	Nine hundred meters and dropping. 800.  700.  Hang on gentlemen.
kill drive engines.	Engines off.
locked.	Kill drive engines.
hell, we're equipped --	Hell, no!  We don't know what's down there on that piece of rock!  It might be dangerous!  What we should do is get on the radio to the exploration authorities... and let them deal with it.
if there is some kind of alien intelligence down on that planetoid, it'd be a serious mistake for us to blunder in unequipped.	Hell, we're equipped --
cattle ranch!	I'm not kidding.  You can get one if you have the credit.  Look just like real cows, too.
i'm going to buy a cattle ranch.	Cattle ranch!
i feel like shit...	Yeah, it's you all right.
is that you, roby?	I feel like shit...
oh... god... am i cold...	Is that you, Roby?
breathe deeply.	<u>OH GOD IT HURTS SO BAD</u>!
i don't know... i'm getting these <u>cramps</u>!	Breathe deeply.
what's wrong?	I don't know... I'm getting these <u>CRAMPS</u>!
i'm really starving; can we get some food before we go into the freezers?	I think that's a pretty reasonable request.
hell, you're in great shape, you've got your sense of humor back!	God I'm hungry.
don't you remember?	Don't remember nothing.  Can't hardly remember my name.
wretched.  what happened to me?	Don't you remember?
how do you feel, dell?	Wretched.  What happened to me?
what was that dell, i lost you, do you read me?	Yeah, but this is hard work.  Can't talk now.
yeah, i'm okay.  haven't hit bottom yet.  definitely a column of warm air rising; it keeps the shaft clear of dust.	What was that Dell, I lost you, do you read me?
are you okay in there?	Yeah, I'm okay.  Haven't hit bottom yet.  Definitely a column of warm air rising; it keeps the shaft clear of dust.
okay, i'm in the mouth of the chimney now, and i'm starting down.	Take care.
dell, you want to come down, we can figure out where to go from here.	No, I want to go in.
no, it's too small, only room enough for one person.	Can you see anything in the hole?
can we come up?	No, it's too small, only room enough for one person.
you want to try?	Sure.
maybe we can get in by the top.	You want to try?
i was scanning the horizon to see what i could pick up.  look there, on that screen.	What is it, I can't --
take a look.	I was scanning the horizon to see what I could pick up.  Look there, on that screen.
what is it?	Take a look.
i'm on my way.	What is it?
well, the sun just came up again, and it seems the wind's died down. it's as clear as a bell outside. there's something i think you ought to see.	I'm on my way.
what's up?	Well, the sun just came up again, and it seems the wind's died down. It's as clear as a bell outside. There's something I think you ought to see.
chaz, this is dell.  can you come topside for a minute?	What's up?
this is chaz.	Chaz, this is Dell.  Can you come topside for a minute?
just machinery.	But functioning.
i'll go first.	No, you'll follow me.
looks like a derelict.	Martin, we're going in.  I'm going to hold the conversation to a minimum from here on.
appears to be a door hanging open, the entrance is clogged with debris.	Looks like a derelict.
i'm sending.  do you hear me?	Receiving.
close enough to walk to!	Martin, would you run me an atmospheric?
then take her down.	Drop begins... now!  Fifteen kilometers and dropping... twelve... ten... eight and slowing.  Five. Three.  Two.  One kilometer and slowing.  Lock tractor beams.
it's... basalt.  rock.	Then take her down.
is it solid?	It's... basalt.  Rock.
well, line of sight is impossible due to dust.  radar gives me noise. sonar gives me noise.  infrared -- noise.  let's try ultraviolet.  there. flat.  it's totally flat.  a plain.	Is it solid?
what's the terrain down there?	Well, line of sight is impossible due to dust.  Radar gives me noise. Sonar gives me noise.  Infrared -- noise.  Let's try ultraviolet.  There. Flat.  It's totally flat.  A plain.
approaching point of origin.  closing at 20 kilometers, 15 and slowing. ten.  five.  gentlemen, we are directly above the source of the transmission.	What's the terrain down there?
activate lifter quads.	Activated.  Vertical drop checked. Correcting course.  On tangential course now, orbiting.  Crossing the terminator.  Entering night side.
dell, i want greater magnification. more surface detail.  i want to see what this place looks like.	I'll see what I can do.
except it will take 75 years to get a reply back.  don't forget how far we are from the colonies, martin.	There are no commercial lanes out here.  Face it, we're out of range.
gravity?	Point eight six.  We can walk on it.
yeah.  two hours.	Gravity?
any rotation?	Yeah.  Two hours.
can you get it a little closer?	That's what I'm going to do.
where the hell are we?	Just short of Zeta II Reticuli.  We haven't even reached the outer rim yet.
i got it.  oh boy.	Where the hell are we?
dell, plot our location.	I got it.  Oh boy.
i don't recognize that constellation.	Dell, plot our location.
where's irth?	Sandy, scan the whole sky.
just <u>hold it</u>, <u>hold it</u>!  computer: have you attempted to analyze the transmission?	Yes.  There are two points of salient interest.  Number one: it is highly systematized, indicating intelligent origin.  Number two: certain sounds are inconsistent with the human palate.
computer, what language was that?	Unknown.
play it for us, please.	Computer, what language was that?
i have recorded the transmission.	Play it for us, please.
a transmission?	A voice transmission.
i have intercepted a transmission of unknown origin.	A transmission?
computer, this is captain standard. what conditions are you talking about?	I have intercepted a transmission of unknown origin.
computer!  i've turned all the cooling units back on!  what's wrong?	The reaction has proceeded too far. The core has begun to melt.  Engines will overload in 2 minutes, 35 seconds.
i have a temporary sequence on the monitor --	Hold it, I can't hear a damn thing!
yes!	I have a temporary sequence on the monitor --
unknown!  what do you mean?	It is none of the 678 dialects spoken by technological man.
what?  <u>why</u>?	I am programmed to do so if certain conditions arise.
i have interrupted the course of the voyage.	What?  <u>Why</u>?
it's monstrous -- it grew, like some horrible tapeworm.  we were completely unprepared.	It's still in the ship?
dead!	It's monstrous -- it grew, like some horrible tapeworm.  We were completely unprepared.
dead.	Dead!
what happened?  where's sandy?	Dead.
where does that go?	All over the ship; we'll have to check the charts to know for sure.
what happened to the lights?	Bulbs burned out, nobody bothered to replace 'em.
that way.	What happened to the lights?
okay.	That way.
where's it coming from?	Machine's screwed up, I can't tell. Needle's spinning all over the dial.
we could cut a section out of that metallite netting.  it won't hold up to that acid, but aside from that it's pretty strong.	We have to avoid injuring it.  What we really need is some electric animal prods.
but we can't kill it.  if we kill it, it will spill all its body acids right through our hull and out into space.	Shit...
yes, i know what they make it out of, so what?  it's food now.  <u>you're</u> eating it.	I didn't say it was bad for you, it's just kind of sickening, that's all.
you know what they make this stuff out of?	Yes, I know what they make it out of, so what?  It's food now.  <u>You're</u> eating it.
it grows on you.	You know what they make this stuff out of?
you like this shit?	It grows on you.
what do you mean?	It couldn't translate the whole thing, only three phrases.  I'll just read it to you the way I got it:  "... HOSTILE... SURVIVAL... ADVISE DO NOT LAND... "  And that's all it could translate.
the computer's translated the alien signal, and it's kind of alarming.	What do you mean?
why, what's wrong?	The computer's translated the alien signal, and it's kind of alarming.
jay, we've got a problem.  i was wondering if there was any way you could shortcut the repairs and give us immediate takeoff capability.	Why, what's wrong?
yes?  what is it?	Jay, we've got a problem.  I was wondering if there was any way you could shortcut the repairs and give us immediate takeoff capability.
sorry to interrupt, but i'm gonna charge up the engines for a minute, okay?	Yeah, okay.  Go ahead.
what?	Not <u>they</u>... <u>he</u>...
<u>he</u> died.	What?
yeah!	How's it coming on the engines?
hello, faust!	Yeah!
well, get started.	Right.  Talk to you.
hard to say.	Well, get started.
how long to fix?	Hard to say.
just a minute, hold it, i'm checking.	Has the hull been breached?
well, uh... good luck.  i hope you won't need me, but if you do, i'm here.	Right.
that one section of the ventilator shaft has only two outlets -- you notice?  the food storage room on one end --	-- And the cooling unit on the other.
and then we run out of food and oxygen.	The water will still recycle.
oh, no.  oh, no.	What was that?  What the Christ was that?
boy do i feel a lot better.  it's a straight shot back to the colonies, and then we can start taking bids on the paydirt.  any bets on the top bid?	Well, we should at least be able to each buy our own planet.
oh -- god -- oh --	Is it alive?
hurt!  how?	Don't know -- maybe we'll be real lucky and he just broke his neck.  I knew we shouldn't of come down here.
don't know -- broussard got hurt somehow.	Hurt!  How?
what the hell's going on?	Don't know -- Broussard got hurt somehow.
right.	And be right back.
all right... but do <u>not</u> go below decks.	Right.
no, i don't want us separated.	You just sealed it off; it can't get to that section.
there's some more combustible fuel down in the storage lockers next to the lounge.  i'll go get it.	No, I don't want us separated.
meet us on the bridge.  be careful -- it's <u>huge</u> now.	Right.
hey, are you guys still there? what's going on?	Meet us on the bridge.  Be careful -- it's <u>huge</u> now.
so it's trapped in between -- now we have to drive it out.	Poison gas...
it looks completely different from the first one -- it's more like a worm with legs... and tentacles.	Well we better do something.
it's clear.	All right -- Roby and Melkonis will go with Faust.  Hunter and I will make up the second team.
might even incinerate the damn thing.	I hope not.
we could put on our pressure suits and blow all the air out of the ship.  that would kill it.	No, we can't afford to lose that much oxygen.  We're going to have to flush it out.
so does anybody have any suggestions?	We could put on our pressure suits and blow all the air out of the ship.  That would kill it.
oh it's okay.  i've had better cag than this, but i've had worse too, if you know what i mean.	I kind of like it.
this dust is getting clogged in the intakes again!	Just hold us together till we're in space, that's all!
what?	The engines are fixed.
hey, guess what?	What?
it's really on there tight.	Here, let me try.
then why the hell are you sitting around here?	Right.
oh -- i'm not near ready yet.	Then why the hell are you sitting around here?
and when will you be ready to do that?	Oh -- I'm not near ready yet.
well... i'm going to have to blow the engines out...	And when will you be ready to do that?
jay... how's it coming on the repairs?	Well... I'm going to have to blow the engines out...
martin, this is jay.  the intakes are clogged with dust.  we overheated and burned out a whole cell.	Damn it!  How long to fix?
we can't go into hypersleep with that thing running around loose.	We'd be sitting ducks in the freezers.
it's a crude symbolic language -- looks primitive.	You can't tell -- that kind of stuff could represent printed circuits...
it makes me sick to see him like that.	Isn't there some way we can get it off him?
but this thing uses it for <u>blood</u>.	Hell of a defense mechanism.  You don't dare kill it.
i never saw anything like that in my life... except molecular acid.	But this thing uses it for <u>blood</u>.
god, that smoke's poisonous!	It's eating a hole in the floor!
we don't know what might happen if we tried to kill it.  at least right now it's keeping him alive.	How about cutting it off?  We can't pull it loose, but we can cut off everything but the bottom layer, where it's stuck to his face.
well, can't we kill it?  i mean, we can't leave the damn thing on him.	We don't know what might happen if we tried to kill it.  At least right now it's keeping him alive.
we can't expect to understand a life form like this.  we're out of our back yard.  things are different here.	Well, can't we kill it?  I mean, we can't leave the damn thing on him.
blood's thoroughly oxygenated.	Yeah, but how?  His nose and mouth are blocked.
how does he breathe?	Blood's thoroughly oxygenated.
<u>he's</u> the only one that knows that.	How does he breathe?
where did it come from?	<u>He's</u> the only one that knows that.
he wouldn't open the lock; he was going to leave us out there.	Yeah... well, maybe he should have.  I mean, you brought the goddamn thing in here.  Maybe <u>you</u> deserve to get slapped.
the flamethrower!	I can't, the acid will pour out!
let me go first; you stay behind me.	The flamethrower!
it must have stopped moving.  i'm not getting anything.	Let me go first; you stay behind me.
well... now we have to herd that thing up here.	Whoever's doing the herding is gonna have their hands pretty full.  I think somebody should stay by the lifeboat to slam the door on the thing once it's inside, and to serve as... as...
it will be.	What we really need is some red meat in here for bait.
should we go outside and bring him in?	No... the risk is too great.  Perhaps after we've destroyed the thing.
the ship's gravitational attraction must have drawn him back.	Should we go outside and bring him in?
the flamethrower needs more fuel.	Right.  We've got a lot to accomplish.  Let's get moving.
you can't say that; i think it's a good plan.	The flamethrower needs more fuel.
good!  that's good!	We can load the lifeboat up with explosives and trigger them remotely, once the lifeboat is in space.
if we could just get the <u>creature</u> into the lifeboat, we could launch it into space and blow it up.	Good!  That's good!
<u>how</u>?	It's time for drastic remedies.
i don't buy that.  there's still time to destroy it and get ourselves in the freezers.	<u>How</u>?
oh no!  we can't fight this thing! there's only six hours of air left -- we're dead men!	I don't buy that.  There's still time to destroy it and get ourselves in the freezers.
oh my god.	Does anybody know what happened?
we've got six hours left.	Oh my God.
that's right -- we can't kill it on the ship, but we can at least keep it at bay -- and maybe drive it into the air lock.	Thing is, I'm about out of fuel.
listen, it sure didn't like this flamethrower.	That's right -- we can't kill it on the ship, but we can at least keep it at bay -- and maybe drive it into the air lock.
we'd better seal off the lower maintenance level; at least trap it there.	At least it can't get up here now.
sounds like a rough one.	Got a better idea?
while the rest of us wait down in the cooling unit with the net.	Sounds like a rough one.
we can't pump poison gas down into the cooling unit!  it'll flood the whole ship!	The only other thing I can think of is for somebody to crawl in there and flush it out.
maybe we don't have to.  it's trapped in there.  we could just leave it in there all the way back to irth.	Don't be an idiot.
don't worry, it won't damage it, it'll just give it a little incentive.	How do we locate the creature?
i think i could cobble something together.  a long metal rod with a battery in it.  give it a hell of a shock.	Good.  Get on it.  But first, I'm issuing a standing order: from this moment forth, every one of us will wear protective garments, including helmets.  Let's get down to the locker and change.
the machine will bring his temperature down.  his vital functions are strong.	Good.
can you do anything for him?	The machine will bring his temperature down.  His vital functions are strong.
yes.	Can you do anything for him?
still unconscious?	Yes.
he's running a fever.	Still unconscious?
how's broussard?	He's running a fever.
yes?	How's Broussard?
well, what the hell good can we do in here?  we can't grab it -- it might jump on us --	Maybe we can catch it.
no, don't open the door.  we don't want it escaping.	Well, what the hell good can we do in here?  We can't grab it -- it might jump on us --
the door was closed.  it must still be in here.	No, don't open the door.  We don't want it escaping.
now we're in for it.	The door was closed.  It must still be in here.
how could anything be indigenous to this asteroid?  it's dead.	Maybe it wasn't always dead.
well, those things out there aren't the same, you know -- the spaceship and the pyramid.  they're from different cultures and different races.  that ship just landed here -- crashed like we did.  the pyramid and the thing from it are indigenous.	How could anything be indigenous to this asteroid?  It's dead.
what do you mean?	Well, those things out there aren't the same, you know -- the spaceship and the pyramid.  They're from different cultures and different races.  That ship just landed here -- crashed like we did.  The pyramid and the thing from it are indigenous.
you know, it's fantastic -- the human race has gone this long without ever encountering another advanced life form, and now we run into a veritable zoo.	What do you mean?
i'll come with you.	You know, it's fantastic -- the human race has gone this long without ever encountering another advanced life form, and now we run into a veritable zoo.
i'll do it.  the rest of you continue.	I'll come with you.
there.  should be coming through about there.	Careful, don't get under it!
hey now, what is this?	Ask him.
that thing, god almighty, didn't you try to get it off him?	It wouldn't come.
boy, that's terrific.	Well, how does it feel to be rich men?
it's over, hunter.	Boy, that's terrific.
if you press the button right now, it will blow the whole nose of the ship off.	Thanks for the thought.
is it armed?	If you press the button right now, it will blow the whole nose of the ship off.
just keep your finger off the button till she's way away from the ship, that's all.	Is it armed?
isn't "bait" the word you used?	Hey look, somebody has to have his hands free to lock the creature in the lifeboat!
this should do it.	I should hope so!  And we'd better make sure it's pretty far from the ship when we blow it.
we can use the flamethrower.	It's not going to work.
i think it's going to be almost impossible to drive it up into the lifeboat.	We can use the flamethrower.
what about all the minerals and elements in the cargo hold?  that's the only reason we came out here. we'd have to abandon them all.  we'd be broke.	Our lives are more important. Anyway, we can take a small amount of the most valuable stuff with us on the lifeboat.
blow the ship up?	And the creature with it.  We can make it back to Irth in the lifeboat.
we can't kill it on board.  it's huge now and must have tremendous amounts of that acid in its body.	I've got an idea, but you're not going to like it.
... and broussard got caught in their reproductive cycle.	You will notice, though, that there are no more phases.  Only four forms are shown.  After that the pattern repeats.
well... i suppose that star-shaped thing could be the parasite that got on broussard.  is that what you mean?	And right next to it, that oval design with the markings -- it's a dead ringer for the spore casings.
in symbolic form... very stylized... but if you stare at it, you can see some of the different creatures we've been dealing with.	Well... I suppose that star-shaped thing could be the parasite that got on Broussard.  Is that what you mean?
recognizable!  in that?	In symbolic form... very stylized... but if you stare at it, you can see some of the different creatures we've been dealing with.
don't count on it.	We sure need this flamethrower.
you mean his body was still kicking when it ran off with him?	It was horrible -- horrible.  Like a chicken.
what common objects?	Listen, hadn't somebody better check on Broussard?
that must have been when he got it.	The same thing must've happened to the creatures on the other ship... except they took one of those jars on board, and opened it there.
this is horrible.	Hey!  what about the film?
what's happening up here?	I think it's fizzled out.
i think that's how it's getting oxygen to him.	It doesn't make any sense.  It paralyzes him... puts him into a coma... then keeps him alive.
oh... god...	I think that's how it's getting oxygen to him.
it's some kind of organ -- it's inserted some kind of tube or something down his throat.	Oh... God...
what is it -- i can't tell anything --	It's some kind of organ -- it's inserted some kind of tube or something down his throat.
look at that.	What is it -- I can't tell anything --
i keep my mouth pretty much shut, but i don't like hitting.	I guess I had it coming.  Let's call it settled.
oh no.	Jay, this is Cleave!  Meet me at the main air lock!
how many?	Three blips!  They're coming this way!
i've got 'em!  they're back on my screens!	How many?
why, you chickenshit bastard --	Just can that crap!  I'm in command here till Chaz returns!  And nobody's leaving this ship!
we can't spare the personnel.  we've got minimum takeoff capability right now.  that's why chaz left us on board.	Why, you chickenshit bastard --
but they don't know about the translation!  they could be in danger right now.	We can't spare the personnel.  We've got minimum takeoff capability right now.  That's why Chaz left us on board.
we're not going anywhere.	But they don't know about the translation!  They could be in danger right now.
what do you mean, no?	We're not going anywhere.
no.	What do you mean, no?
i'm getting nowhere.  the whole area around the pyramid is dead to transmission.  i think we should go after them.	No.
what?  what was that?	The computer just translated the goddamn message.  It's not an S.O.S. It was a warning.
can you get them back?	I'm trying.
i've completely lost their signal.	Can you get them back?
now what's wrong?	I've completely lost their signal.
okay.	And you and I will bag it, and then we'll take it to the ventral air lock, got it?
all right, then -- when it gets to the other side of the door, you sing out, then drop the door.  okay?	Okay.
they're getting pretty close now.	All right, then -- when it gets to the other side of the door, you sing out, then drop the door.  Okay?
let's get moving with this net.	They're getting pretty close now.
they're on the next level up.	Let's get moving with this net.
are they close?	They're on the next level up.
i've got hunter... and something else as well, in front of him.	Are they close?
we're the new pioneers, chaz.  we even have our own special diseases.	Come on -- let's go above and see how they're coming with the gear.
i can see you're putting your spare time to good use.  let me tell you something: you keep staring at hyperspace for long enough, they'll be peeling you off a wall.  i've seen it happen.	We're the new pioneers, Chaz.  We even have our own special diseases.
time and space have no meaning out here.  we're living in einsteinian equation.	I can see you're putting your spare time to good use.  Let me tell you something: you keep staring at hyperspace for long enough, they'll be peeling you off a wall.  I've seen it happen.
we came out there, we'll go back.  a long time by the clock, but a short time to us.	Time and space have no meaning out here.  We're living in Einsteinian equation.
we can't even radio for help; the carrier wave wouldn't reach its destination till long after we'd died and turned to dust.  we are utterly, absolutely alone.  can anybody really visualize such a scale of distances?  halfway across creation...	We came out there, we'll go back.  A long time by the clock, but a short time to us.
that's the one about the albatross, right?	We can't even radio for help; the carrier wave wouldn't reach its destination till long after we'd died and turned to dust.  We are utterly, absolutely alone.  Can anybody really visualize such a scale of distances?  Halfway across Creation...
i was thinking of a line from an old poem: "water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink."  all that space out there, and we're trapped in this ship.	That's the one about the albatross, right?
i thought i'd find you here.	I was thinking of a line from an old poem: "Water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink."  All that space out there, and we're trapped in this ship.
and what do we do when we find it?	We'll have to trap it somehow.  If we had a really strong piece of net, we could bag it.
room by room, corridor by corridor.	And what do we do when we find it?
how?	Room by room, corridor by corridor.
well, i kind of hate to point it out, but all our supplies are based on us spending a strictly limited amount of time out of suspended animation... and as you know, we used up most of that time in harvesting.	We've got about a week left, right?
we'll have to catch it and eject it from the ship.	Well, I kind of hate to point it out, but all our supplies are based on us spending a strictly limited amount of time out of suspended animation... and as you know, we used up most of that time in harvesting.
the commander normally has first publication rights.	Maybe we could write it together.
i'm going to write a book about this expedition.  i'm going to call it "the snark log."	The commander normally has first publication rights.
we're going home.  we're in hyperspace.	We're going into the freezers now.
too primitive.  it's a pre- technological construction.  that slab was engineered by an iron-age culture at best.	They're from a dead civilization; they're spores from a tomb.  God knows how long they've been here.
that sounds a little fanciful...	Primitive pictorial languages are based on common objects in the environment, and this can be used as a starting point for translation...
is it still dripping?	It appears to have healed itself.
no, thank god... just missed him.	Is it still dripping?
we're just plain lucky.  that could have gone right through the hull -- taken <u>weeks</u> to patch it.	Reminded me of when I was a kid and the roof leaked -- everybody running for the pots and pans.
yes, thank heaven.	We're just plain lucky.  That could have gone right through the hull -- taken <u>weeks</u> to patch it.
it's stopped?	Yes, thank heaven.
it's not coming off -- not without his whole face coming off too.	Let's let the machine work on him.
what is it?	How the hell should I know?  Come on, give me a hand, let's get him out of there!
it won't come -- it's stuck.	What is it?
help me -- i'm going to try to get it off.	It won't come -- it's stuck.
oh god, oh god no.	Help me -- I'm going to try to get it off.
<u>don't touch him, watch it</u>!	Oh God, oh God no.
<u>what is it</u>?	<u>Don't touch him, watch it</u>!
no, it's coming.	Can you see anything?
is it still coming up, or is it hooked on something?	No, it's coming.
there, it caught!	Is it still coming up, or is it hooked on something?
but what can we do?  he's out of radio contact.	Maybe we should just wait a few more minutes.
it'll yank him right off his feet if he's not expecting it.  the line could get tangled in something.	But what can we do?  He's out of radio contact.
here's his line.  we can haul him out of there if we have to.	It'll yank him right off his feet if he's not expecting it.  The line could get tangled in something.
if we don't hear from him soon, i think we better go in after him.	Sun will be down in a minute.
what'd he say?	I couldn't make it out -- too much interference.
this looks ancient.	Can't tell -- these weather conditions could erode anything, fast.
doesn't seem much doubt about it, does there?	That creature sure must have considered it important... using his last strength to draw it...
air lock?	Who knows?
how far?	We should be almost on top of it.  I just can't quite...
it's close, real close.	How far?
what's wrong?	My signal's fading.
that way.	You lead.
receiving.	All right.  Now just remember: keep away from those weapons unless I say otherwise.  Martin, do you read me?
just settle down.  sandy, you get any response yet?	Sorry.  Nothing but that same damn transmission, every 32 seconds.  I've tried every frequency on the spectrum.
well, we can't go anywhere in this darkness.  how long till dawn?	Well... this rock rotates every two hours.  The sun should be coming up in about 20 minutes.
i've got it.  it's coming from ascension 6 minutes 32 seconds, declination -39 degrees 2 seconds.	Dell -- show me that on a screen.
what's the frequency?	Computer, what's the frequency of the transmission?
sandy, can you home in on that beam?	What's the frequency?
first contact...	Sandy, can you home in on that beam?
sandy, you want to give us some vision?	Feast your eyes.
what's the matter, you don't like this stuff?	Tastes like something you'd feed a chicken to make it lay more eggs.
first thing i'm going to do when we get back is eat some biological food.	What's the matter, you don't like this stuff?
no.  it's just too small to support fauna as big as the parasites.  if there were a native ecology, it would have to be microscopic.	Couldn't the pyramid have been built here by space travellers?
yeah?	They never made it off the planet. The parasites won.
we do know that.	Yeah?
these day and night cycles are totally disorienting.  i feel like we've been here for days, but it's only been how long?	About four hours.
that tube must be depositing it in him.	Could be some kind of venom, or poison...
it appears to be a heavy fluid of some sort... it blocks the x-rays...	That tube must be depositing it in him.
source of transmission is to the northeast... about 300 meters.	Close...
my god, it's stormy for a piece of rock that size!	Just a second.  Those aren't water vapor clouds; they have no moisture content.
men have waited centuries to contact another form of intelligent life in the universe.  this is an opportunity which may never come again.	Look --
what can i do?	Kill me...
no good... it's eaten too much of me...	What can I do?
but i can save you -- get you to the autodoc!	No good... it's eaten too much of me...
no... don't...	But I can save you -- get you to the Autodoc!
i'll get you out of there.	No... don't...
that was melkonis... it ate hunter...	I'll get you out of there.
look...	That was Melkonis... it ate Hunter...
what did it do to you?	Look...
kill me...	What did it do to you?
and you stand aside while we drive it in, then shut the hatch, launch the boat, and --	Kablooey.
and you'll let me know when you've got it coming this way...	And you stand aside while we drive it in, then shut the hatch, launch the boat, and --
all right, martin, we'll be in touch with you on the communicator.	And you'll let me know when you've got it coming this way...
yes, and maybe launch the boat and blow it too... if the others are injured.	Who gets the privilege?
so what do we do?  do we ignore it and finish loading the explosives into the boat -- or do we flush it out now?	Now.  If we can get it into the boat, we won't have to blow it up -- we can just eject it into space.
<u>hey watch it</u>!	It's stable; it doesn't hurt to drop it.
here, carry these.	<u>Hey watch it</u>!
you know, it's funny -- this stuff we went to so much trouble to dig up -- this treasure, the paydirt -- it'll make it back to irth just fine -- even if we're not with it.	Here, carry these.
yeah... i forgot.	But the idea's good, if we could just turn it around somehow.
no, it won't work and i just realized why.  there's only one hypersleep freezer on the lifeboat. only one of us could survive.	Yeah... I forgot.
but the lifeboat can't accelerate to light speed.	Doesn't matter -- we're already at light speed.  And when we get back to the Colonies, they'll pick us up in the network.
that'll blow the ship up.	Right... but it'll take a few minutes for the engines to overheat and melt down the core.  In the meantime, we get in the lifeboat and leave the ship.
okay.  first we shut down all the cooling systems on the stardrive engines.	That'll blow the ship up.
let's hear it.	Okay.  First we shut down all the cooling systems on the stardrive engines.
it was time for that a couple days ago.	That kind of remark is pointless. Now come on -- I want to hear every suggestion you can come up with, no matter how wild.
at least we're rid of the damn monster.  it must have been the first thing sucked out of the ship.	No such luck.  I saw it running down one of the corridors.
poor kitty; puss puss puss.	At least we're rid of the damn monster.  It must have been the first thing sucked out of the ship.
no, i had to seal off a whole section.  we'd lose too much of our remaining air if we opened the connecting door.	Poor kitty; puss puss puss.
can we get to him?	No, I had to seal off a whole section.  We'd lose too much of our remaining air if we opened the connecting door.
i saw it.  faust got himself jammed in the air lock door.  his body held it open.	Can we get to him?
which presumably means...	... More spores coming.
this is all the same creature.  we're seeing the different stages in its life-cycle.	Then that tomb... must have been some kind of fertility temple... where they stored their eggs, and maybe held mating rituals...
that next thing there -- six legs, tentacles -- that's the thing we saw in the food locker.	So the next step should be --
well... yes... there's a pattern... but it's meaningless to me.	I know it looks like a senseless jumble, but if you look closely, there are recognizable forms.
can you make out any pattern in all that?	Well... yes... there's a pattern... but it's meaningless to me.
what's that supposed to mean?	Nothing.
two down, four to go.	What's that supposed to mean?
how did it get so <u>big</u>?	By eating our food supplies.
that's a flip-flop gate to channel the air, but we can use it to trap the thing.	Right now let's keep it closed.
so the only question left is: who gets to crawl down the airshaft?	Let's be democratic.
are you <u>crazy</u>?	The man would need protection, obviously -- as well as some way to drive the thing before him.
now what?	What do you think?  Now we go in.
this stuff's deadly -- i hope we know what we're doing.	Go ahead, Jay.
once we kill the thing we won't need the food any more -- we can go straight into hypersleep.  also, it sounds like that thing is already doing a pretty good job on our supplies; it may be fouling them all.	You win.
hey, wait a minute!  that's all our food supplies in there!  we can't pump poison gas all over them!	Once we kill the thing we won't need the food any more -- we can go straight into hypersleep.  Also, it sounds like that thing is already doing a pretty good job on our supplies; it may be fouling them all.
now what?	I guess we open the door and net it.
it started crashing around right after we locked it in.	Now what?
what's it doing, having a seizure?	It started crashing around right after we locked it in.
food-storage room!	We're coming!
where are you?	Food-storage room!
we've got it up here!  it's trapped! get up here fast!	Where are you?
yes!	We've got it up here!  It's trapped! Get up here fast!
these will be very useful.  at least we won't have to go digging around in closets with our bare hands.  all right, here's the battle plan: we're going to break into two teams and start systematically covering the ship.  whoever finds it first, catches it in the net and ejects it from the nearest airlock.  clear?	Even simple.
all right, so that's what we've got. a week.  it's plenty of time.	But if we <u>haven't</u> caught it in a week, then we have to go into the freezers anyway.
we won't need it then.	All right, so that's what we've got. A week.  It's plenty of time.
we'll have to go into quarantine, maybe for quite a while.	That's okay, he can remain in hypersleep until they're ready to treat him.
i think the best thing to do with broussard is to just freeze him as he is.  it'll arrest the progress of his disease, and he can get complete medical attention when we get back to the colonies.	We'll have to go into quarantine, maybe for quite a while.
quit complaining; we're in space.	I think the best thing to do with Broussard is to just freeze him as he is.  It'll arrest the progress of his disease, and he can get complete medical attention when we get back to the Colonies.
that's the part that always makes me feel like i'm gonna puke -- when we accelerate into light speed.	Quit complaining; we're in space.
you bet we made it.  martin, set course for irth and accelerate us into stardrive.	With great pleasure.
we made it!  damn, we made it!	You bet we made it.  Martin, set course for Irth and accelerate us into stardrive.
engaged.	Let's take her into an escape orbit.
take us up.	Up one kilometer, Jay.
where did the parasites come from?	They seem native to the planet.  It's got an atmosphere and a dense gravity.  It's dead now, but once it must have been fertile.
i can't lean on faust any harder -- he's been working non-stop on the engines.	If we knew exactly what happened to the beings on the other ship --
look, i'm not trying to rub anybody's nose in anything.  the important thing is just to get away from here as fast as possible.	I can't lean on Faust any harder -- he's been working non-stop on the engines.
i'm sorry to say it looks like you were right in the first place, martin.  we never should have landed here.	Look, I'm not trying to rub anybody's nose in anything.  The important thing is just to get away from here as fast as possible.
look at these suckers -- no wonder we couldn't get it off him.	Is that its mouth?
what film?	Broussard had film in his datastick, didn't he?  We can see what happened to him.
would somebody fill me in?	He went into the pyramid alone.  We lost radio contact with him.  When we pulled him out, it was on his face. It won't come off, not without injuring him.
i understand why you did that.	Good.
chaz, listen to me -- we've broken every rule of quarantine.  if we bring an organism on board, we won't have a single layer of defense left.	Martin, this is an order!  Open the door!
we can't leave him out here, open the door.	Chaz, listen to me -- we've broken every rule of quarantine.  If we bring an organism on board, we won't have a single layer of defense left.
chaz, if it's an organism, and we let it in, the ship will be infected.	We can't leave him out here, open the door.
you hear me, martin?  open the outer door.	Chaz, if it's an organism, and we let it in, the ship will be infected.
it's some kind of organism, it's attached itself to him.  let us in.	You hear me, Martin?  Open the outer door.
chaz -- what happened to broussard?	It's some kind of organism, it's attached itself to him.  Let us in.
we're coming up now, open the outer lock door.	Chaz -- what happened to Broussard?
here, chaz.	We're coming up now, open the outer lock door.
thank christ!  we lost you!  listen, there's been a new development --	Can't talk now; Broussard's injured. We'll need some help getting him into the ship.
yeah, we hear you!  we're coming back!	Thank Christ!  We lost you!  Listen, there's been a new development --
hey, can you guys hear me?	Yeah, we hear you!  We're coming back!
this ship is full of cat hair.	Tell you what, Martin.  As soon as the engine's fixed --
but why draw it on the wall?	This ship is full of cat hair.
well... it's obviously intentional... some kind of attempt at communication... maybe it's a symbol that means something to them...	But why draw it on the wall?
what would you say that was supposed to mean?	Well... it's obviously intentional... some kind of attempt at communication... maybe it's a symbol that means something to them...
i've always respected your opinion, martin.  if something worries you, it worries me.	What would you say that was supposed to mean?
oh well... you know me.	I've always respected your opinion, Martin.  If something worries you, it worries me.
still worried?	Oh well... you know me.
i don't even know what i'm looking for.	Still worried?
find anything we missed?	I don't even know what I'm looking for.
but?	What killed it?
i agree.  this is the single most important discovery in history.	But?
martin?	I agree.  This is the single most important discovery in history.
found what?	It appears to be some sort of spacecraft.  We're going to approach it.
martin, uh, we've found it.	Found what?
okay, chaz, i hear you.  i've got you on my board.	Good.  I'm getting you clear too. Let's just keep the line open.
yeah, rock particles.  dust.	Well, we won't need pressure suits, but breathing masks are called for. Sandy -- can you rig up some kind of portable unit that we can use to follow that transmission to its source?
anything else?	Yeah, rock particles.  Dust.
not a one.  it's dead.	Anything else?
any microorganisms?	Not a one.  It's dead.
zero.  dry as a bone.	Any microorganisms?
good!  moisture content?	Zero.  Dry as a bone.
ten to the fourth dynes per square centimeter.	Good!  Moisture content?
nontoxic... but unbreathable. pressure?	Ten to the fourth dynes per square centimeter.
10% argon, 85% nitrogen, 5% neon... and some trace elements.	Nontoxic... but unbreathable. Pressure?
yeah, okay.	Sandy... how far are we from the source of the transmission?
what the hell happened?	Engine room, what happened?
atmospheric turbulence.  dust storm.	Turn on navigation lights.
it's out of focus.	No -- that's atmosphere.  Cloud layer.
oh my god.	Well, it's finally happened.
let's hear it.	Computer, you have signalled a priority three message.  What is the message?
chaz, i've got something here on my security alert.  a high priority from the computer...	Let's hear it.
this is chaz speaking.  sorry, but we are not home.  our present location seems to be only halfway to irth. remain at your posts and stand by. that is all.	Chaz, I've got something here on my security alert.  A high priority from the computer...
where are we?	Sandy, contact traffic control.
all right, tycoons, let's stop spending our credit and start worrying about the job at hand.	Right.  Fire up all systems.
better?	Yeah...
it's nothing, doc.  just a... touch of indigestion... something.	Do you want a tablet?
what is it?	It's nothing, Doc.  Just a... touch of indigestion... something.
can i... um... have some water?  please?	Sure.
the head's okay, but i could sink a six-pack.	Forget that.  I want you off alcohol for at least seventy-two hours. I've got some toxin build-up tests still to run.
headache?  dehydration?	The head's okay, but I could sink a six-pack.
let's get back and call this in.	Wait a minute.
looks like a spore.  fungus of some kind, maybe?	Bloody big if it is.  Top's open.
i told you we... what's that?	Looks like a spore.  Fungus of some kind, maybe?
god, i hope that thing didn't bring down a virus.	I told you we... what's that?
yeah, it's fine.	God, I hope that thing didn't bring down a virus.
no, it's still breathing.  kinda clammy though.  are you sure your stick's not broken.	Yeah, it's fine.
is it dead?	No, it's still breathing.  Kinda clammy though.  Are you sure your stick's not broken.
it's a rhino.	Is it dead?
nada. no radiation... no movement... nothing.	Well, just keep looking.  It's gotta be... whoa, Jesus!
me either.  i tell you, i used to be with a mining outfit on callisto, and when something like that hits... believe me, you know about it.	Do you wanna head back and call it in?
minh...	Yep...
we've got no option.  we're gonna have to get it off.	Oh man...
good argument for gun-control.  what are you going after, rhino?	Nah.  I just wanna squeeze off a few rounds.  'Sides, they tagged the rhinos for the migration project, so they're protected.  They'll dock you a month's pay for just mentioning it.
thanks.	Good argument for gun-control.  What are you going after, rhino?
nice howitzer you've got there.	Thanks.
i can't reach her.  too much signal break-up.	Keep trying!
drains right into the central reservoir.	Get her on-line.  Now!
and?	Drains right into the Central Reservoir.
i found it...	And?
comin' up the central reservoir.	Quick!  Run a trace on the culvert leading off the auto-shop maintenance pit.
where is she?	Comin' up the Central Reservoir.
are you alright?	What?  What's wrong?  What is it?
give or take.	We're not gonna make it, are we?
how many of them are there?	Too many.
cassie, thank christ!  we're under attack.	We're what!?
what's happening?	Cassie, thank Christ!  We're under attack.
seal everything now!	What's happening?
a three-second burn to port, on my mark.	It's on the board.
what do you need?	A three-second burn to port, on my mark.
can you patch me a temporary loop on dcmgs?	Okay, give me the numbers.
we figured on it being a magnetic anomaly, but we ran a back-trace just to make sure.	Yeah.  Turns out they dropped straight out of hyperspace.
a pair of incomings.  they popped-up on the medium-range about thirteen twenty-four local time.	We figured on it being a magnetic anomaly, but we ran a back-trace just to make sure.
that's the second time i ran it, and it still reads the same.	Better tell the boss.
i lose 'em all, that's why i'm still out here on this rock.  anything else you wanna ruin my day with?	No, but I got something that might interest you.
you win some, you loose some.	I lose 'em all, that's why I'm still out here on this rock.  Anything else you wanna ruin my day with?
fucking great.  i invested some money in them.	You win some, you loose some.
yesterday.  we got the network feed from gateway; it was the top story on 'sixty seconds'.  biggest market crash since twenty-four.	Fucking great.  I invested some money in them.
shit.  when?	Yesterday.  We got the Network feed from Gateway; it was the top story on 'Sixty Seconds'.  Biggest market crash since twenty-four.
marsco went belly-up on the dow jones.	Shit.  When?
if i can get to the chopper, i'll meet you at the rendezvous.  don't wait for me.	But...
deal.	We've dumped the whole data-base from one of the cleaning remotes into the helmet. It'll project the route through the sewer system onto the inside of the glass as you go.
about thirty minutes.  those are slimmed-down tanks, so no stopping to admire the scenery.	Deal.
how much air-time have i got?	About thirty minutes.  Those are slimmed-down tanks, so no stopping to admire the scenery.
oh, man...	Alright, let's keep calm.  We've got to have an option of some sort... there's got to be a way out of this.
not yet.	Do it.
has anybody talked to them?	Not yet.
auto-shop's sealed, but those boys are cut-off.	Has anybody talked to them?
unconfirmed reports of eighteen or so far, but the numbers are all over the place.	What's our weapons situation?
it's too late!	Nooooo!
the door's sealed from inside.  doc revna's in there, and it sounds like ackland's going nuts.	Force the door.
what's going on?	The door's sealed from inside.  Doc Revna's in there, and it sounds like Ackland's going nuts.
picking up velocity.	Match it!
seven minutes ago, the third course change in an hour.  those incomings are going to skim past the communications platform just a little too close for comfort.	Can we move it to a different orbit in time?
when?	Seven minutes ago, the third course change in an hour.  Those incomings are going to skim past the communications platform just a little too close for comfort.
where're they headed?	We ran a trajectory simulation.  If they carry on along that path, it's possible they'll make intra-orbital insertion.
curious thing is, the mass detector says they're too small to carry a deep-space drive.	Sounds like a couple of escape shuttles.
move it baby, or they're gonna be chewin' on my cojones!	Couple more seconds!
is it still moving?	No, he's stopped; he's totally still. Just take it nice and easy, babe. Nice and easy...
it's alright, it's cool...	Is it still moving?
oh, man.  that's no glitch!	It's alright, it's cool...
i dunno.  might be a glitch.	Oh, man.  That's no glitch!
how?	I dunno.  Might be a glitch.
wait.  lost it.	How?
yeah, i...	Wait.  Lost it.
can't see a thing.  are you sure?	Yeah, I...
just behind us, over to the right.	Can't see a thing.  Are you sure?
what?  where?	Just behind us, over to the right.
i'm picking up another signal.	What?  Where?
what's wrong?	I'm picking up another signal.
hold it, hold it...	What's wrong?
still got him?	It's moving slow.  About... eleven metres. On the left.
careful of that edging there...	Yeah, I got it.
anything you say, mammacitta.	Careful of that edging there...
but i'm going first...	Anything you say, Mammacitta.
i'll come with you.	But I'm going first...
what?	I'll come with you.
alright, okay.  look...	What?
what the hell are you doing?	Hey, fair enough.  If you won't come, I'll handle it myself.
fuck the bonus.  i hate heights.  you wouldn't get me up there even if it wasn't night.	What the hell are you doing?
c'mon de vries.  think of the bonus.	Fuck the bonus.  I hate heights.  You wouldn't get me up there even if it wasn't night.
forget it, man.	C'mon De Vries.  Think of the bonus.
i've seen this mother, de vries.  we can bag it, no problem.	Forget it, man.
what?  are you nuts?  just the two of us?	I've seen this mother, De Vries.  We can bag it, no problem.
what?	Just got a reading...
whoa, wait a minute...	What?
that's a fact.	Whoa, wait a minute...
goldsmith's gonna be plenty pissed at losing one of her babies.	That's a fact.
there's no way a rhino'd survive that drop.	Goldsmith's gonna be plenty pissed at losing one of her babies.
that's impossible, man.  this fence is high-tensile.  the breaking tolerance'd stand up to the strain of a rhino, easy. i know, i put it up.	There's no way a rhino'd survive that drop.
one of 'em must have escaped.	That's impossible, man.  This fence is high-tensile.  The breaking tolerance'd stand up to the strain of a rhino, easy. I know, I put it up.
take a look at this.	One of 'em must have escaped.
what?	Take a look at this.
hey, guttierez?	What?
something spooking the rhinos?	I dunno.
next time you have a thought like that? keep it to yourself.	Something spooking the rhinos?
yeah?	Next time you have a thought like that? Keep it to yourself.
de vries?	Yeah?
that's what i mean.  this is the quietest i've ever heard it.  it's unnatural.	De Vries?
listen to what?	That's what I mean.  This is the quietest I've ever heard it.  It's unnatural.
ah, quit griping.  keeps you in shape doesn't it?	Hey!  I was in shape before we started doing this.
one more sweep... one more sweep.  i'm getting tired of one more fuckin' sweep. we're been lookin' for this thing for three days now, and found zip.	Ah, quit griping.  Keeps you in shape doesn't it?
c'mon, man.  one more sweep.	One more sweep... one more sweep.  I'm getting tired of one more fuckin' sweep. We're been lookin' for this thing for three days now, and found zip.
okay.	One final point.  Killing this sonuvabitch ought to be a reward in itself.  However, just to add a little incentive... I'm authorizing a hefty bonus in the next pay-packet for whoever does.
nobody wander off on their own until it's found.  keep in pairs. diller, once the first team's done their sweep i want you to go down with annie to three-pump while she replaces it.	Okay.
secondary fluidic shunt for the sewage system.  i found the grating ripped right off.  the little fucker was strong.	Where does that lead to?
what happened?	York just turned up outside.  We're trying to get him into Infirmary.
miss noguchi!  you're wanted in admin.	Thanks.
we had to.  they were just too cumbersome for some of the conduits you're gonna have to negotiate.  besides, all the crap floating around reduces visibility to the extent where i doubt having helmet lights would have make that much difference, anyway.  maintenance lights down there oughta be enough to do the trick.	How tight are these shafts?
yeah, i stripped down a motion tracker and hardwired it through to the helmet pick-ups, too.  that's also on the display.	Sounds great.
is this the suit?	Uh-huh.
nah.  it's got programmable facilities, but it was never rigged for remote operation.  someone'd have to go up to the cab to get it up and running.	Which mean physically going outside.
that sounds promising.  can we operate the crane from here?	Nah.  It's got programmable facilities, but it was never rigged for remote operation.  Someone'd have to go up to the cab to get it up and running.
shit!  our armory's a big blue box from the back shelf of stores.  we got about two clips left for an autoloader, and that's it.	Auto-shop?
and...?	And, nothing.  They checked out just fine.
give me twenty minutes and i'll do it myself.	Appreciate that.
she was running a little sluggish on the way back.  think the turbines might be playing up.	Give me twenty minutes and I'll do it myself.
what's the problem?	She was running a little sluggish on the way back.  Think the turbines might be playing up.
hey, jan.  see if you can get someone to check out the chopper.	What's the problem?
okay, i'm out of here!	Blow those suckers, Driscoll!
okay, we're in business.	Right.  Auto-shop, you all set?
sorry.  two green enabling buttons...	Right.  When you've done that, don't waste any time getting out of there.  Once that crane starts moving...well, it's bound to provoke some kind of response.
okay, i pull the access panel off of the console.  insert the disk, and press the green enabling button...	Sorry.  Two green enabling buttons...
let's just run through it one more time so i know you've got it straight.	Okay, I pull the access panel off of the console.  Insert the disk, and press the green enabling button...
thanks.	Let's just run through it one more time so I know you've got it straight.
there's still time to back-out.	Forget it.  I wouldn't ask somebody to do something I wouldn't do myself.  Where's the disk?
it's not all good news.  we had to take off the helmet lights.  you'll be going in blind.	What?  Why?
communications to auto-shop go through an f.o. link off the main trunk. that's down with the other feeds.	Well... try the headset.
they knocked out the external feeds.	Looks like it.
everything on this module is locked and sealed.  we've lost 'b', 'c', and 'e' wings, but 'e' was the only one we didn't manage to totally evacuate.	How many... how many people are missing?
central pumping.  all the waste gets  treated, broken-down, and flushed out into the swamp.  if it wanted a quick exit then it really lucked- out.	You've checked that end?
it left a melted trail on the deck all the way down to here...	What is that?
compensate!	Punch me in a solution for their delta-vee.
they've changed their heading again.	Compensate!
already working on it.	Get off an all-bands emergency distress, and put it on a repeater.
fort powell.  what do we tell 'em?	Just give them the facts.  They can leap to their own conclusions.
have you got an updated lloyds' almanac to cross-reff them through?	Done it already.  Nothing matches.
that's what we thought.	Have you got an updated Lloyds' Almanac to cross-reff them through?
you have to...	No!
i... i can't!	You have to...
i can... feel it moving around inside me. you've got to kill me.	I... I can't!
what can i do?	I can... feel it moving around inside me. You've got to kill me.
they...they snapped my legs to fit... fit me in here.  i don't...remember what happened next.	What can I do?
hurry it up.	Don't wait for me!
that's the wrong way!	Detour.  Other way's blocked...
what?	I'm out of ammo.  Get inside, get inside!
so, what do you think?	What do I think?  I think if those Marines from Powell don't shift their butts getting here, we're gonna get caught up to our necks in the middle of something we shouldn't.
cornering it shouldn't be a problem.  each part of this station is basically a self-sufficient deep-space transport module running off external couplers.  if we disconnect them and seal off every section, we've got a ceiling of about thirty-six hours on internal power.  that should give us ample time to find it.	Alright.  Pull some trackers and headsets out of stores, and I'll sign a release for the weapons.  Cassie, organise a team roster and put it on the board.
do you believe him?	Ackland?  I don't know him well enough to say.  If we were back on Earth we could run him though an Aldhoven test and find out for sure. There's not much we can do out here.
think i spoke too soon...	Again?  How long before we start noticing the difference?
ah, don't worry about i.c.c.  they're the least of your problems right now.	What do you mean?
when we get the link back, and i send this in, i.c.c.'ll throw a fit.	Ah, don't worry about I.C.C.  They're the least of your problems right now.
agreed.	When we get the link back, and I send this in, I.C.C.'ll throw a fit.
i'm going to need you to co-sign the report.  until we come up with something, this'll be treated as first degree murder.	Agreed.
i've found ackland!	Hold on...
check out the tent.	I've found Ackland!
yeah.  somebody won.	Check out the tent.
do you think ackland'll sit tight?	There'd have to be a helluva good reason for him not to.
don't worry about it.  if the network goes by the book, like everyone figures they will, a marine gunboat from powell'll drop-by for a look- see in four-or-five days.  they can go poke around out there and find whatever it was hit us.  all we've gotta do is sit tight.	Do you think Ackland'll sit tight?
'we'?  you wanna fly out there with me?	Sure.  Do me good to stretch my legs.
first light, we'll take a chopper out there and tell them to head back.	'We'?  You wanna fly out there with me?
nothing.  with the satellite down, we can't transmit over the mountain range. he's most likely sitting there wondering why he can't raise us.	First light, we'll take a chopper out there and tell them to head back.
any luck raising ackland's party?	Nothing.  With the satellite down, we can't transmit over the mountain range. He's most likely sitting there wondering why he can't raise us.
seltzer?	Want some?
real man' drink.	Seltzer?
what is that?	Real man' drink.
what is this?  'twenty questions'?	Just curious.  There's a lot of talk goes around.
only six?	What is this?  'Twenty Questions'?
six month stint on datus.	Only six?
and before that?	Six month stint on Datus.
four.	And before that?
how long you been out here for now, anyway?  three months?	Four.
uh-huh.  used to get it pretty bad.  i'd wake up in a cold sweat and want to claw open a vacuum hatch.	How long you been out here for now, anyway?  Three months?
is that a fact.	Uh-huh.  Used to get it pretty bad.  I'd wake up in a cold sweat and want to claw open a vacuum hatch.
i'm serious.  that's why i switched from orbiting to planetary installations.	Is that a fact.
no, not really.  more sort of the  'claustrophobic' type.	I'm serious.  That's why I switched from orbiting to planetary installations.
not too much of the socializing type, then?	No, not really.  More sort of the  'claustrophobic' type.
i've got a lot of thinking to do.  'sides, the room was getting too crowded for me.	Not too much of the socializing type, then?
didn't feel like whoopin' it up with the rest of us blue collars, huh?	I've got a lot of thinking to do.  'Sides, the room was getting too crowded for me.
i just... wanted to be put on my own for a while.  clear my head.	Didn't feel like whoopin' it up with the rest of us blue collars, huh?
hey, boss.  wondered where you'd gotten to.	I just... wanted to be put on my own for a while.  Clear my head.
see that sheathing on the suspension? eaten away.  same thing with the pumps on the base air purifiers.  the algae out here just isn't good on these new plastics.	We haven't used Big Bertha since we relocated the generator module. That was four months ago.  I can't ask for them to keep bringing spares in on the shuttle, it's already costing too much as it is.
give me a yell is something happens.	You got it, cowboy.
'bout five minutes.	Give me a yell is something happens.
what time's sundown?	'Bout five minutes.
nah, i'll stick it out for another hour or so.	What time's sundown?
you should hit the sack, too.	Nah, I'll stick it out for another hour or so.
today's party's finished their sweep, the relief team's out there now. everybody else is either asleep or running shift in the auto-shop.	You should hit the sack, too.
yeah, 'good evening' to you, too.	Today's party's finished their sweep, the relief team's out there now. Everybody else is either asleep or running shift in the auto-shop.
how's it going?	Yeah, 'Good Evening' to you, too.
yeah, exactly.  those're pre-programmed course adjustments you're looking at.	Tactical nukes, maybe?
jesus.	Yeah, exactly.  Those're pre-programmed course adjustments you're looking at.
where'd you leave them?	Camped out by the navi-beacon out on Linson's Range.  They're making their own way back tomorrow.
i call myself phoebe.	Why not? Tell me, Phoebe, do you want some day to have an award like that of your own?
phoebe?	I call myself Phoebe.
phoebe.	Phoebe?
and what is your name?	Phoebe.
it's a very famous name, mr. dewitt.	And what is your name?
how do you know my name?	It's a very famous name, Mr. deWitt.
we won't disturb her rest. it seems she left her award in the taxicab. will you give it to her?	How do you know my name?
miss harrington's resting, mr. dewitt. she asked me to see who it is...	We won't disturb her rest. It seems she left her award in the taxicab. Will you give it to her?
hello, there. who are you?	Miss Harrington's resting, Mr. deWitt. She asked me to see who it is...
i'm tired. i want to go home.	Very well. I shall drop you and go on to the party. I have no intention of missing it...
you're being childish.	I'm tired. I want to go home.
exactly.  here. take it to the party instead of me.	You're being childish.
it's the same thing, isn't it?	Exactly.  Here. Take it to the party instead of me.
no, it's not.  it's for this.	It's the same thing, isn't it?
max has gone to a great deal of trouble, it's going to be an elaborate party, and it's for you.	No, it's not.  It's for this.
because i don't want to.	Max has gone to a great deal of trouble, it's going to be an elaborate party, and it's for you.
why not?	Because I don't want to.
i don't think i'm going.	Why not?
you can have one at max's.	I don't think I'm going.
i don't suppose there's a drink left...	You can have one at Max's.
i won't play tonight.  i couldn't. not possibly. i couldn't go on...	Couldn't go on? You'll give the performance of your life.
take your nap, now. and good luck for tonight.	I won't play tonight.  I couldn't. Not possibly. I couldn't go on...
yes, addison.	Take your nap, now. And good luck for tonight.
and you realize - you agree how completely you belong to me?	Yes, Addison.
yes, addison.	And you realize - you agree how completely you belong to me?
then say so.	Yes, Addison.
no-no-no...	I had lunch with Karen not three hours ago. As always with women who want to find out things, she told more than she learned...  ... do you want to change your story about Lloyd beating at your door the other night?
you used my name and my column to blackmail karen into getting you the part of "cora" - and you lied to me about it!	No-no-no...
i was there, i saw you and heard you through the dressing room door!	You used my name and my column to blackmail Karen into getting you the part of "Cora" - and you lied to me about it!
that's not true!	I was there, I saw you and heard you through the dressing room door!
she did like you, she helped and trusted you! you paid her back by trying to take bill away!	That's not true!
i had to get in, to meet margo! i had to say something, be somebody, make her like me!	She did like you, she helped and trusted you! You paid her back by trying to take Bill away!
she was a liar, she was a liar!	Answer my question! Weren't you paid to get out of town?
she never proved anything, not a thing!	But the $500 you got to get out of town brought you straight to New York - didn't it?
a matter of opinion. granted. it is also true that you worked in a brewery. but life in the brewery was apparently not as dull as you pictured it. as a matter of fact, it got less and less dull - until you boss's wife had your boss followed by detectives!	She never proved anything, not a thing!
what of it?	A matter of opinion. Granted. It is also true that you worked in a brewery. But life in the brewery was apparently not as dull as you pictured it. As a matter of fact, it got less and less dull - until you boss's wife had your boss followed by detectives!
it is true that your parents were poor. they still are. and they would like to know how you are - and where. they haven't heard from you for three years...	What of it?
what of it?	It is true that your parents were poor. They still are. And they would like to know how you are - and where. They haven't heard from you for three years...
your name is not eve harrington. it is gertrude slescynski.	What of it?
you're too short for that gesture. besides, it went out with mrs. fiske.	Then if you won't get out, I'll have you thrown out.
so does the history of the world for the past twenty years. i don't enjoy putting it as bluntly as this, frankly i had hoped that you would, somehow, have known - have taken it for granted that you and i...	... taken it for granted? That you and I...
belong - to you? that sound medieval - something out of an old melodrama...	So does the history of the world for the past twenty years. I don't enjoy putting it as bluntly as this, frankly I had hoped that you would, somehow, have known - have taken it for granted that you and I...
a dull cliche.	Belong - to you? That sound medieval - something out of an old melodrama...
i can't believe my ears...	A dull cliche.
everything. because after tonight, you will belong to me.	I can't believe my ears...
what have you got to do with it?	Everything. Because after tonight, you will belong to me.
more plainly and more distinctly? i have not come to new haven to see the play, discuss your dreams, or to pull the ivy from the walls of yale! i have come to tell you that you will not marry lloyd - or anyone else - because i will not permit it.	What have you got to do with it?
what do you mean by that?	More plainly and more distinctly? I Have not come to New Haven to see the play, discuss your dreams, or to pull the ivy from the walls of Yale! I have come to tell you that you will not marry Lloyd - or anyone else - because I will not permit it.
very well, plainly and distinctly. although i consider it unnecessary - because you know as well as i, what i am about to say.  lloyd may leave karen, but he will not leave karen for you.	What do you mean by that?
addison, will you please say what you have to say plainly and distinctly - and then get out so i can take my nap!	Very well, plainly and distinctly. Although I consider it unnecessary - because you know as well as I, what I am about to say.  Lloyd may leave Karen, but he will not leave Karen for you.
not with me, you're no champion. you're stepping way up in class.	Addison, will you please say what you have to say plainly and distinctly - and then get out so I can take my nap!
champion to champion.	Not with me, you're no champion. You're stepping way up in class.
- it's important right now that we talk. killer to killer.	Champion to champion.
i still don't know what you're getting at. right now i want to take my nap. it's important that i-	- it's important right now that we talk. Killer to killer.
yes, you did. you still do.	I still don't know what you're getting at. Right now I want to take my nap. It's important that I-
i never intended you to be.	Yes, you did. You still do.
look closely, eve, it's time you did. i am addison dewitt. i'm nobody's fool. least of all - yours.	I never intended you to be.
i'm sure you mean something by that, addison, but i don't know what...	Look closely, Eve, it's time you did. I am Addison deWitt. I'm nobody's fool. Least of all - yours.
it is possible - even conceivable - that you've confused me with that gang of backward children you've been playing tricks on - that you have the same contempt for me that you have for them?	I'm sure you mean something by that, Addison, but I don't know what...
i don't know what i take you for anything...	It is possible - even conceivable - that you've confused me with that gang of backward children you've been playing tricks on - that you have the same contempt for me that you have for them?
what do you take me for?	I don't know what I take you for anything...
well, say something - anything! congratulations, skol - good work, eve!	What do you take me for?
there never was, there'll never be another like you.	Well, say something - anything! Congratulations, skol - good work, Eve!
we sat and talked, addison. i want a run of the play contract.	There never was, there'll never be another like you.
you sat and talked until it was light...	We sat and talked, Addison. I want a run of the play contract.
the setting wasn't romantic, but lloyd was. he woke me up at three in the morning, banging on my door - he couldn't sleep, he told me - he's left karen, he couldn't go on with the play or anything else until i promised to marry him... we sat and talked until it was light. he never went home...	You sat and talked until it was light...
was the setting properly romantic - the lights on dimmers, gypsy violins off stage?	The setting wasn't romantic, but Lloyd was. He woke me up at three in the morning, banging on my door - he couldn't sleep, he told me - he's left Karen, he couldn't go on with the play or anything else until I promised to marry him... we sat and talked until it was light. He never went home...
we decided the night before last, before we came up here...	Was the setting properly romantic - the lights on dimmers, gypsy violins off stage?
i see. and when was this unholy alliance joined?	We decided the night before last, before we came up here...
... and karen.	She doesn't know.
addison, won't it be just perfect? lloyd and i - there's no telling how far we can go... he'll write great plays for me, i'll make them be great!  you're the only one i've told, the only one that knows except lloyd and me...	... and Karen.
- and artistically, the most promising! eve dear, this is addison.	Addison, won't it be just perfect? Lloyd and I - there's no telling how far we can go... he'll write great plays for me, I'll make them be great!  You're the only one I've told, the only one that knows except Lloyd and me...
you have no right to say such things!	- and artistically, the most promising! Eve dear, this is Addison.
lloyd richards is commercially the most successful playwright in america-	You have no right to say such things!
i'm in love with lloyd!	Lloyd Richards is commercially the most successful playwright in America-
i know nothing about lloyd and his loves - i leave those to louisa may alcott. but i do know you.	I'm in love with Lloyd!
it's nothing of the kind! lloyd loves me, i love him!	I know nothing about Lloyd and his loves - I leave those to Louisa May Alcott. But I do know you.
so that's it. lloyd. still just the theater, after all...	It's nothing of the kind! Lloyd loves me, I love him!
i didn't mean just the theater.	What else?
- something about an old road ending and a new one starting - paved with stars...	I didn't mean just the Theater.
addison, just a few minutes ago. when i told you this would be a night to remember - that it would bring me everything i wanted-	- something about an old road ending and a new one starting - paved with stars...
she's always been so fantastically devoted to lloyd. i would imagine that only death or destruction could keep her-	Addison, just a few minutes ago. When I told you this would be a night to remember - that it would bring me everything I wanted-
addison...	She's always been so fantastically devoted to Lloyd. I would imagine that only death or destruction could keep her-
we're?	Lloyd and I.
that's for tonight. you're invited. we're having everyone up after the performance.	We're?
some plain soda.  lloyd must be expecting a record run in new haven...	That's for tonight. You're invited. We're having everyone up after the performance.
lloyd. i never have any, and he likes a couple of drinks after we finish - so he sent it up...	Some plain soda.  Lloyd must be expecting a record run in New Haven...
also with the reluctant compliments of max fabian.	Lloyd. I never have any, and he likes a couple of drinks after we finish - so he sent it up...
max is paying for it. he and lloyd had a terrific row but lloyd insisted... well. can i fix you a drink?	Also with the reluctant compliments of Max Fabian.
suites are for expense accounts. aren't you being extravagant?	Max is paying for it. He and Lloyd had a terrific row but Lloyd insisted... well. Can I fix you a drink?
why'd call me a killer?	Did I say killer? I meant champion. I get my boxing terms mixed.
the mark of a true killer.  sleep tight, rest easy - and come out fighting...	Why'd call me a killer?
why not?	The mark of a true killer.  Sleep tight, rest easy - and come out fighting...
you could sleep, too, couldn't you?	Why not?
plenty of time for a nice long nap - we rehearsed most of last night...	You could sleep, too, couldn't you?
almost four.	Plenty of time for a nice long nap - we rehearsed most of last night...
what time?	Almost four.
stars.	What time?
paved with what, then?	Stars.
you know me better than that.	Paved with what, then?
all paved with diamonds and gold?	You know me better than that.
it'll be a night to remember. it'll bring to me everything i've ever wanted. the end of an old road - and the beginning of a new one...	All paved with diamonds and gold?
frankly - yes.	It'll be a night to remember. It'll bring to me everything I've ever wanted. The end of an old road - and the beginning of a new one...
aren't you?	Frankly - yes.
are you that sure of tomorrow?	Aren't you?
stop rehearsing your column... isn't it strange, addison? i thought i'd be panic-stricken, want to run away or something. instead, i can't wait for tonight to come. to come and go...	Are you that sure of tomorrow?
and tomorrow morning you will have won your beachhead on the shores of immortality...	Stop rehearsing your column... Isn't it strange, Addison? I thought I'd be panic-stricken, want to run away or something. Instead, I can't wait for tonight to come. To come and go...
just like it.	And tomorrow morning you will have won your beachhead on the shores of Immortality...
d-day.	Just like it.
what a day - what a heavenly day...	D-day.
i confide in you and rely on you more than anyone i've ever known! to say a thing like that now - without any reason - when i need you more than ever...	I hope you mean what you say, Eve. I intend to hold you to it.
it wasn't meant to be.	I confide in you and rely on you more than anyone I've ever known! To say a thing like that now - without any reason - when I need you more than ever...
i don't think that's funny.	It wasn't meant to be.
do you know, eve - sometimes i think you keep things from me.	I don't think that's funny.
just like that.	Do you know, Eve - sometimes I think you keep things from me.
just like that, eh?	Just like that.
oddly enough - she didn't say a word about margo. just that she'll be happy to do what she can to see that i play the part.	Just like that, eh?
she mentioned, of course, that margo expects to play the part?	Oddly enough - she didn't say a word about Margo. Just that she'll be happy to do what she can to see that I play the part.
i discussed it very openly. i told her that i had spoken to lloyd - and that he was interested.	She mentioned, of course, that Margo expects to play the part?
heart to heart? woman to woman? including a casual reference to the part of "cora" - and your hopes of playing it.	I discussed it very openly. I told her that I had spoken to Lloyd - and that he was interested.
nothing of the kind. karen and i had a nice talk.	Heart to heart? Woman to woman? Including a casual reference to the part of "Cora" - and your hopes of playing it.
i'm not surprised. after all that humble pie...	Nothing of the kind. Karen and I had a nice talk.
just some coffee.	I'm not surprised. After all that humble pie...
hungry?	Just some coffee.
you take charge.	I believe I will.
i can wait. where would you like to go? we'll make this a special night...	You take charge.
i'm about to go into the shower, i won't be able to hear you...	I can wait. Where would you like to go? We'll make this a special night...
eddie what?	I'm about to go into the shower, I won't be able to hear you...
eddie...	Eddie what?
a fine old theater, the shubert. full of tradition, untouched by the earthquake - so sorry - fire... by the way, what was your husband's name?	Eddie...
yes. the shubert.	A fine old theater, the Shubert. Full of tradition, untouched by the earthquake - so sorry - fire... by the way, what was your husband's name?
and that memorable night when margo first dazzled you from the stage - which theater was it in san francisco? was it - the shubert?	Yes. The Shubert.
yes. i do.	And that memorable night when Margo first dazzled you from the stage - which theater was it in San Francisco? Was it - the Shubert?
san francisco. an oasis of civilization in the california desert. tell me, do you share my high opinion of san francisco?	Yes. I do.
that's right.	San Francisco. An oasis of civilization in the California desert. Tell me, do you share my high opinion of San Francisco?
- perhaps more than one. there's so much i want to know. i've heard your story in bits and pieces... your home in wisconsin, your tragic marriage, your financial attachment to margo - it started in san francisco, didn't it?  i say - your idolatry of margo started in san francisco, didn't it?	That's right.
i'm not enough for a paragraph.	- perhaps more than one. There's so much I want to know. I've heard your story in bits and pieces... your home in Wisconsin, your tragic marriage, your financial attachment to Margo - it started in San Francisco, didn't it?  I say - your idolatry of Margo started in San Francisco, didn't it?
let's have a minimum of pretending. i'll want to do a column about you-	I'm not enough for a paragraph.
i'd love to! or should i pretend i'm busy?	Let's have a minimum of pretending. I'll want to do a column about you-
after you change, if you're not busy elsewhere, we can have supper.	I'd love to! Or should I pretend I'm busy?
even if i wanted to - as you say - be less humble, blow my own horn... how would i do it? i'm less than nobody.	I am somebody.
it needn't be.	Even if I wanted to - as you say - be less humble, blow my own horn... how would I do it? I'm less than nobody.
even so. one isolated pretty good performance by an understudy. it'll be forgotten tomorrow.	It needn't be.
we all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. if we don't blow them - who will?	Even so. One isolated pretty good performance by an understudy. It'll be forgotten tomorrow.
i don't think i've done anything to sound off about.	We all come into this world with our little egos equipped with individual horns. If we don't blow them - who will?
i think the time has come for you to shed some of your humility. it is just as false not to blow your horn at all as it is to blow it too loudly...	I don't think I've done anything to sound off about.
please do.	I think the time has come for you to shed some of your humility. It is just as false not to blow your horn at all as it is to blow it too loudly...
a revolutionary approach to the theater. however, if i may a suggestion...	Please do.
it's not modesty. i just don't try to kid myself.	A revolutionary approach to the Theater. However, if I may a suggestion...
you're more than modest.	It's not modesty. I just don't try to kid myself.
you're more than kind. but it's still miss channing's performance. i'm just a carbon copy you read when you can't find the original...	You're more than modest.
of course your performance was no surprise to me. after the other day i regarded it as no more than - a promised fulfilled.	You're more than kind. But it's still Miss Channing's performance. I'm just a carbon copy you read when you can't find the original...
i consider myself lucky they didn't throw things.	Of course your performance was no surprise to me. After the other day I regarded it as no more than - a promised fulfilled.
i expected to find this little room overcrowded, with a theater full of people at your feet...	I consider myself lucky they didn't throw things.
certainly, mr. dewitt...	I expected to find this little room overcrowded, with a theater full of people at your feet...
may i come in?	Certainly, Mr. deWitt...
tell me this. do they have auditions for television?	That's all television is, my dear. Nothing but auditions.
you next move, it seems to me, should be toward television.	Tell me this. Do they have auditions for television?
like i just swam the english channel. now what?	You next move, it seems to me, should be toward television.
feeling better, my dear?	Like I just swam the English Channel. Now what?
why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?	Because that is what they are. Go make him happy.
claudia dear, come closer.  this is max fabian. he is a producer. go do yourself some good.	Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?
this must be, at long last, our formal introduction. until now we have met only in passing...	That's how you met me. In passing.
we never met. that's why.	Miss Caswell is an actress. A graduate of Copacabana School of Dramatic Arts.  Ah... Eve.
let's go sit by the piano.	You have me confused with Dan Dailey. You go sit by the piano.  And you come sit by me.  Good night.
you have a point. an idiotic one, but a point.	I don't want to make trouble. All I want is a drink.
well, i can't yell "oh, butler," can i? maybe somebody's name is butler...	You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point.
that isn't a waiter, my dear. that's a butler.	Well, I can't yell "Oh, butler," can I? Maybe somebody's name is Butler...
every now and then, some elder statesman of the theater or cinema assures the public that actors and actresses are just plain folk. ignoring the fact that their greatest attraction to the public is their complete lack of resemblance to normal human beings.	Now there's something a girl could make sacrifices for.
i'm giving her a very high-class party. it ain't like a rehearsal, she don't have to be late.	As soon as the peasants stop pawing her.
in my case it's necessary. too many taxi drivers write plays.	And too many of them are produced.
this answer satisfies me a hundred percent.	We all have abnormality in common. We are a breed apart from the rest of the humanity, we Theater folk. We are the original displaced personalities...
what makes a man walk into a lion cage with nothing but a chair?	This answer satisfies me a hundred percent.
answer me this. what makes a man become a producer?	What makes a man walk into a lion cage with nothing but a chair?
it is senseless to insist that theatrical folk in new york, hollywood and london are no different from the good people of des moines, chillicothe and liverpool. by and large, we are concentrated gatherings of neurotics, egomaniacs, emotional misfits, and precocious children-	Gable. Why a feller like that don't come East to do a play...
it's new margo. but she's just as late as the old one.	She may be later than you think...
margo? lunching in public?	It's new Margo. But she's just as late as the old one.
margo.	Margo? Lunching in public?
from the smartness of your dress, i take it your luncheon companion is a lady?	Margo.
you were there? at the play - last night?	A happy coincidence.
i was there. an eyewitness.	You were there? At the play - last night?
then you've heard too.	I was there. An eyewitness.
she was magnificent.	Then you've heard too.
then stop being a star - start treating your guests as your supporting cast!	Hear, hear...
the implication being that i have not been reading them as written.	To the best of my recollection, neither your name nor your performance entered the conversation.
eve was incredibly modest. she insisted that no credit was due her, that lloyd felt as he did only because she read lines exactly as he had written them.	The implication being that I have not been reading them as written.
how nice for lloyd. and how nice for eve. how nice for everybody.	Eve was incredibly modest. She insisted that no credit was due her, that Lloyd felt as he did only because she read lines exactly as he had written them.
bill didn't say - but lloyd was beside himself. he listened to his play as if someone else had written it, he said, it sounded so fresh, so new, so full of meaning...	How nice for Lloyd. And how nice for Eve. How nice for everybody.
a mass of music and fire. that's me. an old kazoo and some sparkles. tell me - was bill swept away, too, or were you too full of revelation to notice?	Bill didn't say - but Lloyd was beside himself. He listened to his play as if someone else had written it, he said, it sounded so fresh, so new, so full of meaning...
in time she'll be what you are.	A mass of music and fire. That's me. An old kazoo and some sparkles. Tell me - was Bill swept away, too, or were you too full of Revelation to notice?
how nice.	In time she'll be what you are.
it wasn't reading, it was a performance. brilliant, vivid, something made of music and fire...	How nice.
i take it she read well.	It wasn't reading, it was a performance. Brilliant, vivid, something made of music and fire...
margo, as you know, i have lived in the theater as a trappist monk lives in his faith. i have no other world, no other life - and once in a great while i experience that moment of revelation for which all true believers wait and pray. you were one. jeanne eagels another... paula wessely... hayes - there are others, three or four. eve harrington will be among them...	I take it she read well.
was she that bad?	Margo, as you know, i have lived in the Theater as a Trappist monk lives in his faith. I have no other world, no other life - and once in a great while I experience that moment of Revelation for which all true believers wait and pray. You were one. Jeanne Eagels another... Paula Wessely... Hayes - there are others, three or four. Eve Harrington will be among them...
completely. nor, i am sure, could anyone else present tell you how miss caswell read or whether miss caswell read or rode a pogo stick.	Was she that bad?
just slipped your mind.	Completely. Nor, I am sure, could anyone else present tell you how Miss Caswell read or whether Miss Caswell read or rode a pogo stick.
frankly, i don't remember.	Just slipped your mind.
how... how was miss caswell?	Frankly, I don't remember.
it just slipped your mind.	How... how was Miss Caswell?
of course i knew.	It just slipped your mind.
didn't you know?	Of course I knew.
eve! my understudy...	Didn't you know?
i refer to your new and unpregnant understudy. eve harrington.	Eve! My understudy...
i consider it highly unnatural to allow a girl in an advanced state of pregnancy-	I refer to your new and unpregnant understudy. Eve Harrington.
naturally enough, your understudy.	I consider it highly unnatural to allow a girl in an advanced state of pregnancy-
is it really? i must start wearing a watch, i never do, you know... who read with miss caswell? bill?  lloyd?  well, it couldn't have been max! who?	Naturally enough, your understudy.
the audition was called for 2:30. it is now nearly four.	Is it really? I must start wearing a watch, I never do, you know... who read with Miss Caswell? Bill?  Lloyd?  Well, it couldn't have been Max! Who?
over? it can't be. i've come to read with her. i promised max.	The audition was called for 2:30. It is now nearly four.
miss caswell got lucky too late. the audition is over.	Over? It can't be. I've come to read with her. I promised Max.
it's good luck before an audition. she'll be all right once it starts.	Miss Caswell got lucky too late. The audition is over.
being violently ill to her tummy.	It's good luck before an audition. She'll be all right once it starts.
the ladies' - shall we say - lounge?	Being violently ill to her tummy.
miss caswell, at the moment, is where i can lend no support - moral or otherwise.	The ladies' - shall we say - lounge?
why so remote, addison? i should think you'd be at the side of your protegee, lending her moral support...	Miss Caswell, at the moment, is where I can lend no support - moral or otherwise.
you mustn't worry about your little charge. she is in safe hands.	Amen.
we have that in common.	Then you two must have a long talk-
you've heard of her great interest in the theater-	We have that in common.
it could only have been your natural timidity that kept you from mentioning it...	You've heard of her great interest in the Theater-
eve, this is an old friend of mr. dewitt's mother - miss caswell, miss harrington...  addison, i've been wanting you to meet eve for the longest time-	It could only have been your natural timidity that kept you from mentioning it...
dear margo. you were an unforgettable peter pan - you must play it again, soon. you remember miss caswell?	I do not. How do you do?
i distinctly remember striking your name from the guest list. what are you doing here?	Dear Margo. You were an unforgettable Peter Pan - you must play it again, soon. You remember Miss Caswell?
nothing?	Everything... everything's so funny...
when? when are you going to do it?	Tomorrow we meet at City Hall at ten-  - and you're going to be on time.
i guess at this point i'm what the french call 'de trop'...	Maybe just a little around the edges.
macbeth.	We know you, we've seen you before like this. Is it over - or just beginning?
good luck, genius...	Geniuses don't need good luck.  I do.
right here. a minute ago.	That's nice.
where?	Right here. A minute ago.
you've already met.	Where?
huh?	This is Eve Harrington.
bill!	Huh?
the air lines have clocks, even if you haven't! i start shooting a week from monday - zanuck is impatient, he wants me, he needs me!	Bill-
bill...	The air lines have clocks, even if you haven't! I start shooting a week from Monday - Zanuck is impatient, he wants me, he needs me!
often enough to keep the franchise.	A foursquare, upright, downright, forthright married lady... that's for me. And no more make believe! Off stage or on... remember, Lloyd.  I mean it, now. Grown-up women only, I might even play a mother - only one child, of course, not over eight...  Lloyd, will you promise not to be angry with me?
with the paper to prove it.	I'm going to have a home. Not just a house I'm afraid to stay in... and a man to go with it. I'll look up at six o'clock - and there he'll be... remember, Karen?
a married lady.	With the paper to prove it.
a cowboy.	A married lady.
you know what i'm going to be?	A cowboy.
yes, dear.	You know what I'm going to be?
groom.	Yes, dear.
never try to outguess margo.	Groom.
you've got it backwards. even for wilkes-barre.	You know why I forgive Eve? Because she's left good behind - the four of us, together like this, it's Eve's fault - I forgive her...
there goes eve. eve evil, little miss evil. but the evil that men do - how does it go, groom? something about the good they leave behind - i played it once in rep in wilkes barre...	You've got it backwards. Even for Wilkes-Barre.
i want everybody to shut up about eve. just shut up about eve, that's all i want. give karen more wine...  ... never have i been so happy. isn't this a lovely room? the cub room. what a lovely, clever name. where the elite meet. never have i seen so much elite - and all with their eyes on me. waiting for me to crack that little gnome over the noggin with a bottle. but not tonight. even eve. i forgive eve... there they go.	There goes Eve. Eve evil, Little Miss Evil. But the evil that men do - how does it go, groom? Something about the good they leave behind - I played it once in rep in Wilkes Barre...
what would you like? texas?	I want everybody to shut up about Eve. Just shut up about Eve, that's all I want. Give Karen more wine...  ... never have I been so happy. Isn't this a lovely room? The Cub Room. What a lovely, clever name. Where the elite meet. Never have I seen so much elite - and all with their eyes on me. Waiting for me to crack that little gnome over the noggin with a bottle. But not tonight. Even Eve. I forgive Eve... there they go.
groom-  - may i have a wedding present?	What would you like? Texas?
i understand she is now the understudy in there.	Pass me the empty bottle. I may find her... why, look. There's Rasputin.
"please forgive me for butting into what seems such a happy occasion - but it's most important that i speak with you. please" - it's underlined - "meet me in the ladies' room. eve."	I understand she is now the understudy in there.
something simple. a fur coat over a nightgown...	The point is - in the cathedral, a ball park or a penny arcade - we want to have you two beside us our nearest and dearest friends.
it's only for the license. there's a three-day wait - blood tests, things like that...	I'll marry you if it turns out you have no blood at all.
to margo. to my bride-to-be.	Glory Hallelujah.
he does not exaggerate. i was good.	You were great.
but you may quote me as follows. quote. tonight miss margo channing gave a performance in your cockamamie play, the like of which i have never seen before and expect rarely to see again. unquote.	He does not exaggerate. I was good.
hear, hear...	But you may quote me as follows. Quote. Tonight Miss Margo Channing gave a performance in your cockamamie play, the like of which I have never seen before and expect rarely to see again. Unquote.
the so-called art of acting is not one for which i have a particularly high regard...	Hear, hear...
bill...  ... where are you going? to find eve?	That suddenly makes the whole thing believable.
i think you do know but you won't or can't tell me.  i said before it was going to be my last try, and i meant it. i can't think of anything else to do. i wish i could.  we usually wind up screaming and throwing things as the curtain comes down. then it comes up again and everything's fine. but not this time.  you know there isn't a playwright in the world who could make me believe this would happen between two adult people. goodbye, margo.	Bill...  ... where are you going? To find Eve?
i - i don't know, bill. just a feeling, i don't know...	I think you do know but you won't or can't tell me.  I said before it was going to be my last try, and I meant it. I can't think of anything else to do. I wish I could.  We usually wind up screaming and throwing things as the curtain comes down. Then it comes up again and everything's fine. But not this time.  You know there isn't a playwright in the world who could make me believe this would happen between two adult people. Goodbye, Margo.
you've had so many reasons for not wanting to marry me... margo, tell me what's behind all this.	I - I don't know, Bill. Just a feeling, I don't know...
i wouldn't want you to marry me just to prove something.	You've had so many reasons for not wanting to marry me... Margo, tell me what's behind all this.
then what would be enough?  if we were married?	I wouldn't want you to marry me just to prove something.
i wish it were.	Then what would be enough?  If we were married?
but if i tell you it is - as i just did. were you listening to me?  isn't that enough?	I wish it were.
it's not nonsense.	But if I tell you it is - as I just did. Were you listening to me?  Isn't that enough?
just being happy? just stopping all this nonsense about eve - and eve and me?	It's not nonsense.
the terms are too high. unconditional surrender.	Just being happy? Just stopping all this nonsense about Eve - and Eve and me?
margo, let's make peace.	The terms are too high. Unconditional surrender.
i admit i may have seen better days, but i am still not to be had for the price of a cocktail - like a salted peanut.	Margo, let's make peace.
come on, get up. i'll buy you a drink.	I admit I may have seen better days, but I am still not to be had for the price of a cocktail - like a salted peanut.
don't be condescending.	Come on, get up. I'll buy you a drink.
i'll say.	Don't be condescending.
well, i am.	I'll say.
i've been aware of that for some time.	Well, I am.
it's obvious you're not a woman.	I've been aware of that for some time.
it's time you found out. i love you.  i love you. you're a beautiful and intelligent woman-  - a beautiful and intelligent woman and a great actress-  - at the peak of her career. you have every reason for happiness-  - every reason, but due to some strange, uncontrollable, unconscious drive you permit the slightest action of a kid-  - kid like eve to turn you into a hysterical, screaming harpy! now once and for all, stop it!	It's obvious you're not a woman.
that word again! i don't even know what it means...	It's time you found out. I love you.  I love you. You're a beautiful and intelligent woman-  - a beautiful and intelligent woman and a great actress-  - at the peak of her career. You have every reason for happiness-  - every reason, but due to some strange, uncontrollable, unconscious drive you permit the slightest action of a kid-  - kid like Eve to turn you into a hysterical, screaming harpy! Now once and for all, stop it!
no, i'll tell it to you! for the last time, i'll tell it to you. because you've got to stop hurting yourself, and me, and the two of us by these paranoiac tantrums!	That word again! I don't even know what it means...
tell that to dr. freud! along with the rest of it...	No, I'll tell it to you! For the last time, I'll tell it to you. Because you've got to stop hurting yourself, and me, and the two of us by these paranoiac tantrums!
i didn't know eve harrington was your understudy until half past two this afternoon!	Tell that to Dr. Freud! Along with the rest of it...
paranoiac!	I didn't know Eve Harrington was your understudy until half past two this afternoon!
i am sick and tired of these paranoiac outbursts!	Paranoiac!
the playwright doesn't make the performance - and it doesn't just happen! and this one didn't - full of fire and music and whatnot, it was carefully rehearsed i have no doubt, over and over, full of those bill sampson touches!	I am sick and tired of these paranoiac outbursts!
you've been all through that with lloyd-	The playwright doesn't make the performance - and it doesn't just happen! And this one didn't - full of fire and music and whatnot, it was carefully rehearsed I have no doubt, over and over, full of those Bill Sampson touches!
- shows up for an audition when everyone knew i'd be here... and gives a performance! out of nowhere - gives a performance!	You've been all through that with Lloyd-
now don't get carried away-	- shows up for an audition when everyone knew I'd be here... and gives a performance! Out of nowhere - gives a performance!
such nonsense, what do you all take me for - little nell from the country? been my understudy for over a week without my knowing, carefully hidden no doubt-	Now don't get carried away-
here we go...	Such nonsense, what do you all take me for - little Nell from the country? Been my understudy for over a week without my knowing, carefully hidden no doubt-
well, you needn't. i will not be tolerated. and i will not be plotted against!	Here we go...
i'm trying terribly hard.	Well, you needn't. I will not be tolerated. And I will not be plotted against!
you're being terribly tolerant, aren't you?	I'm trying terribly hard.
don't calm down.	You're being terribly tolerant, aren't you?
i will not calm down!	Don't calm down.
the gong rang. the fight's over. calm down.	I will not calm down!
the ex-ship news' reporter. no body, no voice, all mind!	The gong rang. The fight's over. Calm down.
what a body, what a voice.	The ex-ship news' reporter. No body, no voice, all mind!
i'm nothing but a body with a voice. no mind.	What a body, what a voice.
okay. mix.	I'm nothing but a body with a voice. No mind.
i mix what i like.	Okay. Mix.
don't mix your metaphors.	I mix what I like.
poor little flower. just dropped her petals and folded her tent...	Don't mix your metaphors.
i wouldn't be surprised. sometimes you frighten me.	Poor little flower. Just dropped her petals and folded her tent...
i must have frightened her away.	I wouldn't be surprised. Sometimes you frighten me.
gone.	I must have frightened her away.
the kid. junior.	Gone.
who?	The kid. Junior.
and you, i take it, are the paderewski who plays his concerto on me, the piano?  where is princess fire-and-music?	Who?
addison-!	So full of meaning, fire and music!
what fire and music?	You wouldn't understand.  How was Miss Caswell?
the audition.	Eve?  How enchanting...  Wherever did you get the idea of having Eve read with Miss Caswell?
what's all over?	The audition.
it's all over.	What's all over?
no heart to burn.	Everybody has a heart - except some people.  Of course I've got bicarb. There's a box in the pantry. We'll put your name on it. Max Fabian. It'll say there. Always. Just for you.
then without feeling, your guests were also wondering whether the music couldn't be a shade more on the - shall we say, happier side?	If my guests do not like it here, I suggest they accompany you to the nursery where I'm sure you will all feel more at home.
you know nothing about feelings, natural or unnatural.	Then without feeling, your guests were also wondering whether the music couldn't be a shade more on the - shall we say, happier side?
wouldn't you feel more natural taking a bow?	You know nothing about feelings, natural or unnatural.
it hasn't been laid out, we haven't finished with the embalming. as a matter of fact, you're looking at it. the remains of margo channing. sitting up. it is my last wish to be buried sitting up.	Wouldn't you feel more natural taking a bow?
many of your guests have been wondering when they may be permitted to view the body. where has it been laid out?	It hasn't been laid out, we haven't finished with the embalming. As a matter of fact, you're looking at it. The remains of Margo Channing. Sitting up. It is my last wish to be buried sitting up.
the kid - junior, that is - will be right down. unless you'd like to take her drink up to her...	I can always get a fresh one. Karen - you're a Gibson girl...
nothing, really...	The kid - junior, that is - will be right down. Unless you'd like to take her drink up to her...
thank you.	Nothing, really...
she hasn't cut them yet, and you know it! so when you start judging an idealistic dreamy-eyed kid by the barroom, benzedrine standards of this megalomaniac society - i won't have it! eve harrington has never by word, look, thought or suggestion indicated anything to me but her adoration for you and her happiness at our being in love! and to intimate anything else doesn't spell jealousy to me - it spells a paranoic insecurity that you should be ashamed of!	Cut! Print it! What happens in the next reel? Do I get dragged off screaming to the snake pit?
what about her teeth? what about her fangs?	She hasn't cut them yet, and you know it! So when you start judging an idealistic dreamy-eyed kid by the barroom, Benzedrine standards of this megalomaniac society - I won't have it! Eve Harrington has never by word, look, thought or suggestion indicated anything to me but her adoration for you and her happiness at our being in love! And to intimate anything else doesn't spell jealousy to me - it spells a paranoic insecurity that you should be ashamed of!
mad! darling, there are certain characteristics for which you are famous - on stage and off. i love you for some of them - and in spite of others. i haven't let those become too important to me. they're part of your equipment for getting along in what is laughably called out environment - you've got to keep your teeth sharp. all right. but you will not sharpen them on me - or on eve...	What about her teeth? What about her fangs?
- guilty.	Mad! Darling, there are certain characteristics for which you are famous - on stage and off. I love you for some of them - and in spite of others. I haven't let those become too important to me. They're part of your equipment for getting along in what is laughably called out environment - you've got to keep your teeth sharp. All right. But you will not sharpen them on me - or on Eve...
this is my cue to take you in my arms and reassure you - but i'm not going to. i'm too mad-	- guilty.
for instance - you!	This is my cue to take you in my arms and reassure you - but I'm not going to. I'm too mad-
for instance what?	For instance - you!
stop calling her a kid! it so happens there are particular aspects of my life to which i would like to maintain sole and exclusive rights and privileges!	For instance what?
now how can you take offense at a kid trying in every way to be as much like her ideal as possible!	Stop calling her a kid! It so happens there are particular aspects of my life to which I would like to maintain sole and exclusive rights and privileges!
stage-struck kid... she's a young lady - of qualities. and i'll have you know i'm fed up with both the young lady and her qualities! studying me as if - as if i were a play or a set of blueprints! how i walk, talk, think, eat, sleep!	Now how can you take offense at a kid trying in every way to be as much like her ideal as possible!
thirty minutes, forty minutes! what of it?	Stage-struck kid... she's a young lady - of qualities. And I'll have you know I'm fed up with both the young lady and her qualities! Studying me as if - as if I were a play or a set of blueprints! How I walk, talk, think, eat, sleep!
twenty minutes!	Thirty minutes, forty minutes! What of it?
of course it's funny - this is all too laughable to be anything else. you know what i think about this - this age obsession of yours - and now this ridiculous attempt to whip yourself up into a jealous froth because i spent ten minutes with a stage-struck kid-	Twenty minutes!
i don't think that's funny!	Of course it's funny - this is all too laughable to be anything else. You know what I think about this - this age obsession of yours - and now this ridiculous attempt to whip yourself up into a jealous froth because I spent ten minutes with a stage-struck kid-
i've always denied the legend that you were in 'our american cousin' the night lincoln was shot...	I don't think that's funny!
clyde fitch, thought you may not think so, was well before my time!	I've always denied the legend that you were in 'Our American Cousin' the night Lincoln was shot...
i can't believe you're making this up - it sounds like something out of an old clyde fitch play...	Clyde Fitch, thought you may not think so, was well before my time!
so you've pointed out, so often. so many qualities, so often. her loyalty, efficiency, devotion, warmth, affection - and so young. so young and so fair...	I can't believe you're making this up - it sounds like something out of an old Clyde Fitch play...
so she seems.	So you've pointed out, so often. So many qualities, so often. Her loyalty, efficiency, devotion, warmth, affection - and so young. So young and so fair...
she's a girl of so many rare qualities.	So she seems.
it's a pretty rare quality these days.	She's a girl of so many rare qualities.
she's a girl of so many interests.	It's a pretty rare quality these days.
well, we started talking, she wanted to know all about hollywood, she seemed so interested...	She's a girl of so many interests.
that never stopped you before.	Well, we started talking, she wanted to know all about Hollywood, she seemed so interested...
i ran into eve on my way upstairs; she told me you were dressing.	That never stopped you before.
i had no idea you were even here.	I ran into Eve on my way upstairs; she told me you were dressing.
when i'm guest of honor?	I had no idea you were even here.
i thought you were going to be late-	When I'm guest of honor?
looks like i'm going to have a very fancy party...	I thought you were going to be late-
you've heard it. about when i looked through the wrong end of a camera finder.	Remind me to tell you about when I looked into the heart of an artichoke.
don't let me kill the point. or isn't it a story for grownups?	You've heard it. About when I looked through the wrong end of a camera finder.
need any help?	To put me to bed? Take my clothes off, hold my head, tuck me in, turn off the lights, tiptoe out...? eve would. Wouldn't you, Eve?
cut it out.	This is my house, not a theater! In my house you're a guest, not a director-!
happy little housewife...	Cut it out.
it's a good thought.	It won't play.
outside of a beehive, margo, your behavior would hardly be considered either queenly or motherly!	You're in a beehive, pal, didn't you know? We're all busy little bees, full of stings, making honey day and night-  - aren't we, honey?
i love you too. good night, darling-	See you...
what?	I love you too. Good night, darling-
i'll check with eve...	What?
i love you...	I'll check with Eve...
okay.	I love you...
how is eve? okay?	Okay.
yeah... i will.	How is Eve? Okay?
she hasn't missed a week since i left - but you know all that, you probably tell her what to write... anyway, i sent her a list of people to ask - check with her.	Yeah... I will.
she did...?	She hasn't missed a week since I left - but you know all that, you probably tell her what to write... anyway, I sent her a list of people to ask - check with her.
it's no secret, i know all about the party - eve wrote me...	She did...?
of course, birthday and welcome home... who'll i ask?	It's no secret, I know all about the party - Eve wrote me...
i get a party, don't i?	Of course, birthday and welcome home... who'll I ask?
many happy returns of the day...	I get a party, don't I?
the reading could have been better, but you said it - now "many happy returns of the day..."	Many happy returns of the day...
happy birthday, darling...	The reading could have been better, but you said it - now "many happy returns of the day..."
and who remembered it? who was there on the dot, at twelve midnight...?	Happy birthday, darling...
bill... bill, it's your birthday.	And who remembered it? Who was there on the dot, at twelve midnight...?
sure! like the western union boys used to do...	Bill... Bill, it's your birthday.
sing it?	Sure! Like the Western Union boys used to do...
kid stuff or not, it doesn't happen every day, i want to heat it - and if you won't say it, you can sing it...	Sing it?
bill, you know how much i do - but over the phone, now really, that's kid stuff...	Kid stuff or not, it doesn't happen every day, I want to heat it - and if you won't say it, you can sing it...
wait a minute! you can't hang up, you haven't even said it-	Bill, you know how much I do - but over the phone, now really, that's kid stuff...
a big hurry, be quick about it - so good night, darling, and sleep tight...	Wait a minute! You can't hang up, you haven't even said it-
you in a hurry?	A big hurry, be quick about it - so good night, darling, and sleep tight...
- in a tin can, cellophane or wrapped in a navajo blanket, i want you home...	You in a hurry?
i leave in a week - the picture's all wrapped up, we previewed last night... those previews. like opening out of town, but terrifying. there's nothing you can do, you're trapped, you're in a tin can-	- in a tin can, cellophane or wrapped in a Navajo blanket, I want you home...
when - when are you coming back?	I leave in a week - the picture's all wrapped up, we previewed last night... those previews. Like opening out of town, but terrifying. There's nothing you can do, you're trapped, you're in a tin can-
then you're crazy.	When - when are you coming back?
that i am...	Then you're crazy.
you're my girl, aren't you?	That I am...
bill? have i gone crazy, bill?	You're my girl, aren't you?
what a thoughtful, ever-lovin' thing to do-	Bill? Have I gone crazy, Bill?
knit me a muffler.	Call me when you get in...
am i going to lose you, bill? am i?	As of this moment you're six years old...
and cut that out right now.	Am I going to lose you, Bill? Am I?
i don't want to be childish, i'd settle for just a few years-	And cut that out right now.
how childish are you going to get before you quit it?	I don't want to be childish, I'd settle for just a few years-
- you're a setup for some gorgeous wide-eyed young babe.	How childish are you going to get before you quit it?
everybody can't be gregory peck.	- you're a setup for some gorgeous wide-eyed young babe.
you're not such a bargain, you know, conceited and thoughtless and messy-	Everybody can't be Gregory Peck.
i'll try.	You're not such a bargain, you know, conceited and thoughtless and messy-
don't get stuck on some glamour puss-	I'll try.
huh?	Don't get stuck on some glamour puss-
bill...	Huh?
i understand they've got the indians pretty well in hand...	Bill...
take care of yourself out there...	I understand they've got the Indians pretty well in hand...
all the religions in the world rolled into one, and we're gods and goddesses... isn't it silly, suddenly i've developed a big protective feeling for her - a lamb loose in our big stone jungle...	Take care of yourself out there...
i told her. i sounded off.	All the religions in the world rolled into one, and we're Gods and Goddesses... isn't it silly, suddenly I've developed a big protective feeling for her - a lamb loose in our big stone jungle...
did she tell you about the theater and what it meant?	I told her. I sounded off.
the lack of pretense, that sort of strange directness and understanding-	Did she tell you about the Theater and what it meant?
eve. i'd forgotten they grew that way...	The lack of pretense, that sort of strange directness and understanding-
she's quite a girl, that what's-her name...	Eve. I'd forgotten they grew that way...
like a nylon lemon peel-	Byron couldn't have said it more graciously... here we go-
can't keep his eyes off my legs.	Like a nylon lemon peel-
real diamonds in a wig. the world we live in...	Where's my coat?
oh well...  ... look through the wigs, maybe it got caught-	Real diamonds in a wig. The world we live in...
hi.  my wonderful junk yard. the mystery and dreams you find in a junk yard-	Heaven help me, I love a psychotic.
only in some ways. you're prettier...	I'm a junk yard.
is it sabotage, does my career mean nothing to you? have you no human consideration?	Show me a human and I might have!
thank you so much.	Is it sabotage, does my career mean nothing to you? Have you no human consideration?
forty-five minutes from now my plane takes off and how do i find you? not ready yet, looking like a junk yard-	Thank you so much.
find out.	Only thing, what I go after, I want to go after. I don't want it to come after me.
i'm only human, rumors to the contrary. and i'm as curious as the next man...	Find out.
you hear all kinds of things.	I'm only human, rumors to the contrary. And I'm as curious as the next man...
i'm in love with margo. hadn't you heard?	You hear all kinds of things.
you think?	I'm in love with Margo. Hadn't you heard?
you're quite a girl.	You think?
- and for you.	You're quite a girl.
your make-up's a little heavy.	- and for you.
when you told me that whatever i became, it would be because of you-	Your make-up's a little heavy.
when i told you what every young actress should know.	When you told me that whatever I became, it would be because of you-
then face it. i have. since that first night - here - in the dressing room.	When I told you what every young actress should know.
i'm for it.	Then face it. I have. Since that first night - here - in the dressing room.
you're always after truth - on the stage. what about off?	I'm for it.
from what would i be running?	You're always after truth - on the stage. What about off?
don't run away, bill.	From what would I be running?
the names i've been called. but never svengali.  good luck.	Don't run away, Bill.
everything.	The names I've been called. But never Svengali.  Good luck.
what have i got to do with it?	Everything.
so am i.	What have I got to do with it?
i'm talking about you. and what you want.	So am I.
is that what you want me to be?	I'm talking about you. And what you want.
- after all, the other day was one scene, the woods are full of one scene sensations. but you did it. with work and patience, you'll be a fine actress. if that's what you want to be.	Is that what you want me to be?
you shouldn't have had any doubts.	- after all, the other day was one scene, the woods are full of one scene sensations. But you did it. With work and patience, you'll be a fine actress. If that's what you want to be.
i'll admit i was worried when max called. i had my doubts.	You shouldn't have had any doubts.
are you proud of me, bill?	I'll admit I was worried when Max called. I had my doubts.
- little things here and there, it doesn't matter. you can be proud of yourself, you've got a right to be.	Are you proud of me, Bill?
yes. yes, it does.	It means concentration of ambition, desire, and sacrifice such as no other profession demands... And I'll agree that the man or woman who accepts those terms can't be ordinary, can't be - just someone. To give so much for almost always so little...
thanks for your help... good luck.	Goodbye, Mr. Sampson.
i think we'd like very much. sure you won't mind?	Of course not.
i have a suggestion.  there's really not much time left - i mean, you haven't had a minute alone yet, and - well, i could take care of everything here and meet you at the gate with the ticket... if you'd like.	I think we'd like very much. Sure you won't mind?
ah...	I have a suggestion.  There's really not much time left - I mean, you haven't had a minute alone yet, and - well, I could take care of everything here and meet you at the gate with the ticket... if you'd like.
every day.	You didn't have to tell me.
also addison dewitt.	Every day.
i read george jean nathan every week.	Also Addison deWitt.
yeah. they keep you under drugs out there with armed guards...	I read George Jean Nathan every week.
so few come back...	Yeah. They keep you under drugs out there with armed guards...
it's only one picture deal.	So few come back...
but hollywood. you mustn't stay there.	It's only one picture deal.
and i shot my mouth off. nothing personal, junior, no offense...  ... it's just that there's so much bushwah in this ivory green room they call the theatuh - sometimes it gets up around my chin...	But Hollywood. You mustn't stay there.
i just asked a simple question.	And I shot my mouth off. Nothing personal, junior, no offense...  ... it's just that there's so much bushwah in this Ivory Green Room they call the Theatuh - sometimes it gets up around my chin...
the theatuh, the theatuh-  - what book of rules says the theater exists only within some ugly buildings crowded into one square mile of new york city? or london, paris or vienna?  listen, junior. and learn. want to know what the theater is? a flea circus. also opera. also rodeos, carnivals, ballets, indian tribal dances, punch and judy, a one-man band - all theater. wherever there's magic and make-believe and an audience - there's theater. donald duck, ibsen, and the lone ranger, sarah bernhardt, poodles hanneford, lunt and fontanne, betty grable, rex and wild, and eleanora duse. you don't understand them all, you don't like them all, why should you? the theater's for everybody - you included, but not exclusively - so don't approve or disapprove. it may not be your theater, but it's theater of somebody, somewhere.	I just asked a simple question.
then why? why, if you're the best and most successful young director in the theater-	The Theatuh, the Theatuh-  - what book of rules says the Theater exists only within some ugly buildings crowded into one square mile of New York City? Or London, Paris or Vienna?  Listen, junior. And learn. Want to know what the Theater is? A flea circus. Also opera. Also rodeos, carnivals, ballets, Indian tribal dances, Punch and Judy, a one-man band - all Theater. Wherever there's magic and make-believe and an audience - there's Theater. Donald Duck, Ibsen, and The Lone Ranger, Sarah Bernhardt, Poodles Hanneford, Lunt and Fontanne, Betty Grable, Rex and Wild, and Eleanora Duse. You don't understand them all, you don't like them all, why should you? The Theater's for everybody - you included, but not exclusively - so don't approve or disapprove. It may not be your Theater, but it's Theater of somebody, somewhere.
eighty percent of it will go for taxes.	Then why? Why, if you're the best and most successful young director in the Theater-
is it the money?	Eighty percent of it will go for taxes.
i don't have to. i want to.	Is it the money?
why you have to go out there.	I don't have to. I want to.
why what?	Why you have to go out there.
why.	Why what?
just wondered what?	Why.
i just wondered.	Just wondered what?
why?	I just wondered.
you said forty-seven minutes. you'll never make it.	I told you a lie. We'll make it easily. Margo's got no more conception of time than a halibut.
hello, what's your name?	Eve. Eve Harrington.
bill says actors out there eat just as infrequently as here-	They can always grab oranges off trees. This you can't do in Times Square...
a diamond collar, gold sleeves - you know, picture people...	Bill says actors out there eat just as infrequently as here-
what did you expect - live sables?	A diamond collar, gold sleeves - you know, picture people...
she's on her way. with half the men in the joint.  it's only a fur coat...	What did you expect - live sables?
but she just got here...	She's on her way. With half the men in the joint.  It's only a fur coat...
the bed looks like a dead animal act. which one is sables?	But she just got here...
margo does not play a lunatic, birdie.	I know. She just keeps hearin' her dead father play the banjo.
lemme fix you a drink.	No thanks, Birdie.
i ain't dense. and he's been here twenty minutes.	Well, I certainly think it's odd he hasn't even come up...
don't be dense. the party.	I ain't dense. And he's been here twenty minutes.
late for what?	Don't be dense. The party.
the only thing i ordered by mistake is the guests.  they're domestic, too, and they don't care what they drink as long as it burns... where's bill? he's late.	Late for what?
there was nothing he didn't know.  there's a message from the bartender. does miss channing know we ordered domestic gin by mistake?	The only thing I ordered by mistake is the guests.  They're domestic, too, and they don't care what they drink as long as it burns... where's Bill? He's late.
that french ventriloquist taught you a lot, didn't he?	There was nothing he didn't know.  There's a message from the bartender. Does Miss Channing know we ordered domestic gin by mistake?
the caterer had to back for hors d'oeuvres-  voila.	That French ventriloquist taught you a lot, didn't he?
you're not being funny, i could get actors for less. what about the food?	The caterer had to back for hors d'oeuvres-  Voila.
there's some loose characters dressed like maids and butlers. who'd you call - the william morris agency?	You're not being funny, I could get actors for less. What about the food?
my back's open.  did the extra help get here?	There's some loose characters dressed like maids and butlers. Who'd you call - the William Morris Agency?
you all put together?	My back's open.  Did the extra help get here?
i'll tell you how. like - let's see - like she was studyin' you, like you were a play or a book or a set of blueprints. how you walk, talk, think, eat, sleep-	I'm sure that's very flattering, Birdie, and I'm sure there's nothing wrong with that!
how do you mean that?	I'll tell you how. Like - let's see - like she was studyin' you, like you were a play or a book or a set of blueprints. How you walk, talk, think, eat, sleep-
well... let's say she thinks only about you, anyway...	How do you mean that?
she thinks only for me...  ... doesn't she?	Well... let's say she thinks only about you, anyway...
like an agent with one client.	She thinks only for me...  ... doesn't she?
she's loyal and efficient-	Like an agent with one client.
night an' day.	She's loyal and efficient-
she works hard.	Night an' day.
now you want an argument.	She works hard.
why not?	Now you want an argument.
no.	Why not?
an answer.	No.
do you want an argument or an answer?	An answer.
you don't like eve, do you?	Do you want an argument or an answer?
hmm?	You don't like Eve, do you?
birdie-	Hmm?
oh-oh.	She's got two things to do - carry clothes an' press 'em wrong - an' just let anybody else muscle in...
but the wardrobe women have got one. and next to a tenor, a wardrobe woman is the touchiest thing in show business-	Oh-oh.
well?	But the wardrobe women have got one. And next to a tenor, a wardrobe woman is the touchiest thing in show business-
i haven't got a union. i'm slave labor.	Well?
behind in your dues? how much?	I haven't got a union. I'm slave labor.
if i may so bold as to say something - did you ever hear the word "union"?	Behind in your dues? How much?
adorable. we now got everything a dressing room needs except a basketball hoop.	Just because you can't even work a zipper. It was very thoughtful, Eve, and I appreciate it-
when we get home you're going to get into one of those girdles and act for two and half hours.	I couldn't get into the girdle in two an' a half hours...
something maybe grew a size bigger.	When we get home you're going to get into one of those girdles and act for two and half hours.
you bought the new girdles a size smaller. i can feel it.	Something maybe grew a size bigger.
kill the people.  got your key?	See you home...
she, too, is a great admirer of yours.	Imagine. All this admiration in just one room.
there are some human experiences, birdie, that do not take place in a vaudeville house - and that even a fifth-rate vaudevillian should understand and respect!  i want to apologize for birdie's-	You don't have to apologize for me!  I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. It's just my way of talkin'...
i'm sure you must have things to do in the bathroom, birdie dear.	If I haven't, I'll find something till you're normal.
oh, brother.	Miss Coonan...
and this is my good friend and companion, miss birdie coonan.	Oh, brother.
how do you do, my dear.	Oh, brother.
of course!	Well. I guess a real tight girdle help when you're playin' a lunatic.
the same size?	Of course!
buy some.	The same size?
you need new girdles.	Buy some.
it was fort sumter they fired on-	I never played Fort Sumter.
that's the door.	You rest. I'll get it...
i don't care if i never get home.	That's the door.
it's after one now. you won't get home till all hours.	I don't care if I never get home.
with changing and everything, a little over an hour.	It's after one now. You won't get home till all hours.
how long does it take?	With changing and everything, a little over an hour.
subway.	How long does it take?
how'd you get all the way up here from brooklyn?	Subway.
don't bother.	How'd you get all the way up here from Brooklyn?
i'll just pick up the broken glass.	Don't bother.
the maid'll fix it in the morning.	I'll just pick up the broken glass.
that spilled drink is going to ruin your carper.	The maid'll fix it in the morning.
i might.	That spilled drink is going to ruin your carper.
you're going to hollywood - aren't you?  from the trunks you're packing, you must be going to stay a long time.	I might.
lots of actresses come from brooklyn. barbara stanwyck, susan hayward - of course, they're just movie stars.	You're going to Hollywood - aren't you?  From the trunks you're packing, you must be going to stay a long time.
erasmus hall. that's in brooklyn, isn't it?	Lots of actresses come from Brooklyn. Barbara Stanwyck, Susan Hayward - of course, they're just movie stars.
ours was one of the first. erasmus hall. i'm the president.	Erasmus Hall. That's in Brooklyn, isn't it?
i've heard of them.	Ours was one of the first. Erasmus Hall. I'm the president.
about how you live, what kind of clothes you wear - what kind of perfume and books - things like that. you know the eve harrington clubs - that they've got in most of the girls' high schools?	I've heard of them.
what report? to whom?	About how you live, what kind of clothes you wear - what kind of perfume and books - things like that. You know the Eve Harrington clubs - that they've got in most of the girls' high schools?
it was for my report.	What report? To whom?
probably not.	It was for my report.
you probably won't believe me.	Probably not.
what for?	You probably won't believe me.
that's all.	What for?
you were just looking around...	That's all.
i hid outside in the hall till the maid came to turn down your bed. she must've forgot something and when she went to get it, she left the door open. i sneaked in and hid till she finished. then i just looked around - and pretty soon i was afraid somebody'd notice the lights were on so i turned them off - and then i guess, i fell asleep.	You were just looking around...
how did you get in here?	I hid outside in the hall till the maid came to turn down your bed. She must've forgot something and when she went to get it, she left the door open. I sneaked in and hid till she finished. Then I just looked around - and pretty soon I was afraid somebody'd notice the lights were on so I turned them off - and then I guess, I fell asleep.
please don't have me arrested, please! i didn't steal anything - you can search me!	How did you get in here?
i - i guess i fell asleep.	Please don't have me arrested, please! I didn't steal anything - you can search me!
what are you doing here?	I - I guess I fell asleep.
miss harrington...	What are you doing here?
who are you?	Miss Harrington...
congratulations, eve.	Thank you, Karen.
she knows enough not to be here.	But not all of it - not that Lloyd and I are going to be married.
a part in a play. you'd do all that - just for a part in a play.	I'd do much more - for a part that good.
that won't be necessary. addison knows how margo happen to miss that performance - how i happened to know she'd miss it in time to call him and notify every paper in town...  ... it's quite a story. addison could make quite a thing of it - imagine how snide and vicious he could get and still write nothing but the truth. i had a time persuading him...  ... you'd better sit down. you look a bit wobbly.  if i play "cora," addison will never tell what happened - in or out of print. a simple exchange of favors. and i'm so happy i can do something for you - at long last...  your friendship with margo - your deep, close friendship - what would happen to it, do you think, if she knew the chap trick you'd played on her - for my benefit? and you and lloyd - how long, even in the theater, before people forgot what happened - and trusted you again?  no... it would be so much easier on everyone concerned, if i were to play "cora." and so much better theater, too...	A part in a play. You'd do all that - just for a part in a play.
over my dead body...	That won't be necessary. Addison knows how Margo happen to miss that performance - how I happened to know she'd miss it in time to call him and notify every paper in town...  ... it's quite a story. Addison could make quite a thing of it - imagine how snide and vicious he could get and still write nothing but the truth. I had a time persuading him...  ... you'd better sit down. You look a bit wobbly.  If I play "Cora," Addison will never tell what happened - in or out of print. A simple exchange of favors. And I'm so happy I can do something for you - at long last...  Your friendship with Margo - your deep, close friendship - what would happen to it, do you think, if she knew the chap trick you'd played on her - for my benefit? And you and Lloyd - how long, even in the Theater, before people forgot what happened - and trusted you again?  No... it would be so much easier on everyone concerned, if I were to play "Cora." And so much better theater, too...
addison wants me to play it.	Over my dead body...
i don't think anything in the world could make me say that.	Addison wants me to play it.
"cora" is my part. you've got to tell lloyd it's for me.	I don't think anything in the world could make me say that.
you talk just as addison said you did.	"Cora" is my part. You've got to tell Lloyd it's for me.
it could have been - fifteen years ago. it's my part now.	You talk just as Addison said you did.
after all you've said... don't you know the part was written for margo?	It could have been - fifteen years ago. It's my part now.
if you told him so, he'd give me the part. he said he would.	After all you've said... don't you know the part was written for Margo?
you want to play "cora." you want me to tell lloyd i think you should play it.	If you told him so, he'd give me the part. He said he would.
something most important you can do.	You want to play "Cora." You want me to tell Lloyd I think you should play it.
i think i know...	Something most important you can do.
i wish i could believe that.	Give yourself time. Don't worry too much about what people think, you're very young and very talented...  ... and, believe it or not, if there's anything I can do-
yes, you will. you theater people always do. nothing is forever in the theater. love or hate, success or failure - whatever it is, it's here, it flares up and burns hot - and then it's gone.	I wish I could believe that.
i'll never get over it.	Yes, you will. You Theater people always do. Nothing is forever in the Theater. Love or hate, success or failure - whatever it is, it's here, it flares up and burns hot - and then it's gone.
eve. i - i don't think you meant to cause unhappiness. but you did. more to yourself, perhaps - as it turned out - than to anyone else...	I'll never get over it.
i wish i'd never met him, i'd like him to be dead... i want my friends back.	Eve. I - I don't think you meant to cause unhappiness. But you did. More to yourself, perhaps - as it turned out - than to anyone else...
he can help you.	I wish I'd never met him, I'd like him to be dead... I want my friends back.
he's not my friend. you were my friends...	He can help you.
well. i think you're painting the picture a little darker than it is, really. if nothing else - and don't underestimate him - you have a powerful friend in addison.	He's not my friend. You were my friends...
- an understudy's performance.	Well. I think you're painting the picture a little darker than it is, really. If nothing else - and don't underestimate him - you have a powerful friend in Addison.
but the raves about your performance-	- an understudy's performance.
some vague promises of a test, that's all - if a particular part should come along, one of those things-	But the raves about your performance-
tell me. how did your lunch turn out - with the man from hollywood?	Some vague promises of a test, that's all - if a particular part should come along, one of those things-
i'm not crying.	Tell me. How did your lunch turn out - with the man from Hollywood?
eve... don't cry.	I'm not crying.
you've really got a low opinion of me, haven't you? we'll i'll give you some pleasant news. i've been told off in no uncertain terms all over town. miss channing should be happy to hear that. to know how loyal her friends are - how much more loyal they are than she had a right to expect me to be...	Eve... don't cry.
let's not get over-dramatic.	You've really got a low opinion of me, haven't you? We'll I'll give you some pleasant news. I've been told off in no uncertain terms all over town. Miss Channing should be happy to hear that. To know how loyal her friends are - how much more loyal they are than she had a right to expect me to be...
no! i don't expect you to believe anything. except that the responsibility is mine. and the disgrace.	Let's not get over-dramatic.
do you expect me to believe that you didn't say any of those things - that they were all addison?	No! I don't expect you to believe anything. Except that the responsibility is mine. And the disgrace.
in a way. you find yourself trying to say what you mean, but somehow the words change - and they become his words - and suddenly you're not saying what you mean, but what he means-	Do you expect me to believe that you didn't say any of those things - that they were all Addison?
- and you felt just like that talking to addison.	In a way. You find yourself trying to say what you mean, but somehow the words change - and they become his words - and suddenly you're not saying what you mean, but what he means-
you know, i've always considered myself a very clever girl. smart. good head on my shoulders, that sort of thing, never the wrong word at the wrong time... but then, i'd never met addison dewitt.  i remember once i had a tooth pulled. they gave me some anaesthetic - i don't remember the name - and it affected me in a strange way. i heard myself saying things i wasn't even thinking... as if my mind were someplace outside of my body, and couldn't control what i did or said-	- and you felt just like that talking to Addison.
why shouldn't you?  please sit down.	You know, I've always considered myself a very clever girl. Smart. Good head on my shoulders, that sort of thing, never the wrong word at the wrong time... but then, I'd never met Addison deWitt.  I remember once I had a tooth pulled. They gave me some anaesthetic - I don't remember the name - and it affected me in a strange way. I heard myself saying things I wasn't even thinking... as if my mind were someplace outside of my body, and couldn't control what I did or said-
- and easy or not, i won't believe a word.	Why shouldn't you?  Please sit down.
oh, but there is-	- and easy or not, I won't believe a word.
there can't be very much-	Oh, but there is-
i've got a lot to say. and none of it is easy.	There can't be very much-
can't we sit down? just for a minute...	I've got a lot to say. And none of it is easy.
i don't intend to be.	Can't we sit down? Just for a minute...
i don't expect you to be pleasant.	I don't intend to be.
don't get up.  and don't act as if i were the queen mother.	I don't expect you to be pleasant.
i was wondering whether you'd come at all..	Don't get up.  And don't act as if I were the queen mother.
they certainly don't waste much time.	Nothing definite yet - it's just to have lunch.
we're having lunch with a movie talent scout.	They certainly don't waste much time.
eve. i've heard the most wonderful things about your performance-	Mostly relief that I managed to stagger through it at all...
don't bother, i can take it up myself...	Please...
may i have your coat?	Don't bother, I can take it up myself...
karen...  ... you won't forget, will you? what we talked about before?	No, Eve, I won't forget...
eve. i'm fond of margo too. but i know margo. and every now and then there is nothing i want to do so much as to kick her right square in the pants.	Well - if she's got to pick on someone, I'd just as soon it was me.
if i thought i'd offended her, of all people-	Eve. I'm fond of Margo too. But I know Margo. And every now and then there is nothing I want to do so much as to kick her right square in the pants.
the reason is margo and don't try to figure it out. einstein couldn't.	If I thought I'd offended her, of all people-
but there must be some reason, something i've done without knowing...	The reason is Margo and don't try to figure it out. Einstein couldn't.
you mustn't mind margo too much, even if i do...	But there must be some reason, something I've done without knowing...
i won't forget.	I seem to be forever thanking you for something, don't I?
you won't forget it?	I won't forget.
of course.	You won't forget it?
then - would you talk to mr. fabian about it?	Of course.
they'll do as they're told.	Then - would you talk to Mr. Fabian about it?
but mr. richards and mr. sampson-	They'll do as they're told.
i think she would cheer.	But Mr. Richards and Mr. Sampson-
do you think miss channing would approve?	I think she would cheer.
no, dear. margo must go on.  as a matter of fact, i see no reason why you shouldn't be margo's understudy...	Do you think Miss Channing would approve?
the show must go on.	No, dear. Margo must go on.  As a matter of fact, I see no reason why you shouldn't be Margo's understudy...
don't worry too much about that. margo just doesn't miss performances. if she can walk, crawl or roll - she plays.	The show must go on.
i don't let myself think about it, even-  - but i do know the part so well, and every bit of the staging, there'd be no need to break in a new girl-  - but suppose i had to go on one night? to an audience that came to see margo channing. no, i couldn't possibly...	Don't worry too much about that. Margo just doesn't miss performances. If she can walk, crawl or roll - she plays.
... you want to be margo's new understudy.	I don't let myself think about it, even-  - but I do know the part so well, and every bit of the staging, there'd be no need to break in a new girl-  - but suppose I had to go on one night? To an audience that came to see Margo Channing. No, I couldn't possibly...
well... miss channing's affairs are in such good shape... there isn't enough to keep me as busy as i should be, really - not that i've ever considered anything that would take me away from her... but the other day - when i heard mr. fabian tell miss channing that her understudy was going to have a baby, and they'd have to replace her...	... you want to be Margo's new understudy.
nobody's done so much, eve, you've got to stop thinking of yourself as one of the hundred neediest cases... what is it?	Well... Miss Channing's affairs are in such good shape... there isn't enough to keep me as busy as I should be, really - not that I've ever considered anything that would take me away from her... but the other day - when I heard Mr. Fabian tell Miss Channing that her understudy was going to have a baby, and they'd have to replace her...
karen...  ... isn't it awful, i'm about to ask you for another favor - after all you've already done.	Nobody's done so much, Eve, you've got to stop thinking of yourself as one of the Hundred Neediest Cases... what is it?
karen.	Karen...  ... isn't it awful, I'm about to ask you for another favor - after all you've already done.
mrs. richards.	Karen.
lloyd says margo compensates for underplaying on the stage by overplaying reality...  ... next to that sable, my new mink seems like an old bedjacket...  ... you've done your share, eve. you've worked wonders with margo...	Mrs. Richards.
there should be a new word for happiness. being here with miss channing has been - i just can't say, she's been so wonderful, done so much for me-	Lloyd says Margo compensates for underplaying on the stage by overplaying reality...  ... next to that sable, my new mink seems like an old bedjacket...  ... you've done your share, Eve. You've worked wonders with Margo...
tell me, eve - how are things with you? happy?	There should be a new word for happiness. Being here with Miss Channing has been - I just can't say, she's been so wonderful, done so much for me-
hollywood.	Tell me, Eve - how are things with you? Happy?
discouraging, isn't it? women with furs like that where it never gets cold...	Hollywood.
some hollywood movie star, her plane got in late.	Discouraging, isn't it? Women with furs like that where it never gets cold...
now who's show up at this hour? it's time people went home - hold that coat up...  ... whose is it?	Some Hollywood movie star, her plane got in late.
not just that way. as a friend...	I'd like that.
i'll be at the old stand, tomorrow matinee-	Not just that way. As a friend...
good night, eve. i hope i see you again soon-	I'll be at the old stand, tomorrow matinee-
you're not going, are you?	I think I'd better. It's been - well, I can hardly find the words to say how it's been...
eve... why don't you start at the beginning?	It couldn't possibly interest you.
try...	Well...
if i only knew how...	Try...
hello, miss channing.	My husband...
i thought you'd forgotten about me.	Not at all.  Margo, this is Eve Harrington.
you look just fine...  ... by the way. what's your name?	Eve. Eve Harrington.
but if i'd known... maybe some other time... i mean, looking like this.	You look just fine...  ... by the way. What's your name?
there isn't another like you, there couldn't be-	But if I'd known... maybe some other time... I mean, looking like this.
no, i'd be imposing on her, i'd be just another tongue-tied gushing fan...	There isn't another like you, there couldn't be-
she's got to meet you-	No, I'd be imposing on her, I'd be just another tongue-tied gushing fan...
oh, no...	She's got to meet you-
i'm going to take you to margo...	Oh, no...
standing room doesn't cost much. i manage.	I'm going to take you to Margo...
you see the play? you've seen the play every performance?  but, don't you find it - i mean apart from everything else - don't you find it expensive?	Standing room doesn't cost much. I manage.
oh, no. i see the play.	You see the play? You've seen the play every performance?  But, don't you find it - I mean apart from everything else - don't you find it expensive?
he'll agree with you. tell me, what do you between the time margo goes in and comes out? just huddle in that doorway and wait?	Oh, no. I see the play.
he's the best.	He'll agree with you. Tell me, what do you between the time Margo goes in and comes out? Just huddle in that doorway and wait?
bill sampson? he's - he's a director.	He's the best.
you're margo channing's best friend. you and your husband are always with her - and mr. sampson... what's he like?	Bill Sampson? He's - he's a director.
to speak to just a playwright's wife? i'm the lowest form of celebrity...	You're Margo Channing's best friend. You and your husband are always with her - and Mr. Sampson... what's he like?
i've seen you so often - it took every bit of courage i could raise-	To speak to just a playwright's wife? I'm the lowest form of celebrity...
not at all.	I've seen you so often - it took every bit of courage I could raise-
i hope you don't mind my speaking to you...	Not at all.
why should you be? after all, six nights a week - for weeks - of watching even margo channing enter and leave a theater-	I hope you don't mind my speaking to you...
why should you think i wouldn't be?	Why should you be? After all, six nights a week - for weeks - of watching even Margo Channing enter and leave a theater-
so there you are. it seemed odd, suddenly, your not being there...	Why should you think I wouldn't be?
back to copacabana. but eve. margo, let me tell you about eve-	I was dreadful, Miss Channing, believe me - I have no right to be anyone's understudy, much less yours...
it's been a real pleasure, eve.	I hope so, Mr. Richards. Good night...
not at all...	Farmers were poor in those days, that's what dad was - a farmer. I had to help out. So I quit school and I went to Milwaukee. I became a secretary. In a brewery.  When you're a secretary in a brewery - it's pretty hard to make believe you're anything else. Everything is beer. It wasn't much fun, but it helped at home -  and there was a Little Theater Group... like a drop of rain in the desert. That's where I met Eddie. He was a radio technician. We played 'Liliom' for three performances, I was awful - then the war came, and we got married. Eddie was in the air force - and they sent him to the South Pacific. You were with the O.W.I., weren't you Mr. Richards?  That's what 'Who's Who' says... well, with Eddie gone, my life went back to beer. Except for a letter a week. One week Eddie wrote he had a leave coming up. I'd saved my money and vacation time. I went to San Francisco to meet him.  Eddie wasn't there. They forwarded the telegram from Milwaukee - the one that came from Washington to say that Eddie wasn't coming at all. That Eddie was dead...  ... so I figured I'd stay in San Francisco. i was alone, but couldn't go back without Eddie. I found a job. And his insurance helped... and there were theaters in San Francisco. And one night Margo Channing came to play in 'Remembrance'... and I went to see it. And - well - here I am...
i guess it started back home. wisconsin, that is. there was just mum, and dad - and me. i was the only child, and i made believe a lot when i was a kid - i acted out all sorts of things... what they were isn't important. but somehow acting and make-believe began to fill up my life more and more, it got so that i couldn't tell the real from the unreal except that the unreal seemed more real to me... i'm talking a lot of gibberish, aren't i?	Not at all...
well... it started with the play before this one...	'Remembrance'.
there was an item in the times. i like the title. 'footsteps on the ceiling'.	Let's get back to this one. Have you really seen every performance?  Why? I'm curious...
how'd hear about it?	There was an item in the Times. i like the title. 'Footsteps on the Ceiling'.
every performance? then - am i safe in assuming you like it?	I'd like anything Miss Channing played...
no, thank you.  yes. i've seen every performance.	Every performance? Then - am I safe in assuming you like it?
hello, miss harrington.	How do you do, Mr. Richards.
... and if you'd come in the middle, i'd have stopped, i couldn't have gone on-	What a pity, all that fire and music being turned off...
why not?	... and if you'd come in the middle, I'd have stopped, I couldn't have gone on-
well, if you'd been here to begin with, i wouldn't have dared to read at all...	Why not?
really, eve? why?	Well, if you'd been here to begin with, I wouldn't have dared to read at all...
miss channing, i can't tell you how glad i am that you arrived so late.	Really, Eve? Why?
hello, miss channing.	How are you making out in Mr. Fabian's office?  I don't want you working the child too hard, Max - just because you promised. As you see, I kept my promise, too...
terribly sorry i'm late, lunch was long and i couldn't find a cab - where's miss caswell, shall we start? oh, hello, eve...	Hello, Miss Channing.
good evening, mr. dewitt.	I had no idea you knew each other.
the hors d'oeuvres are here. is there anything else i can do?	Thank you, Eve. I'd like a Martini - very dry.
some snowy night in front of the fire... in the meantime, while we're on the subject, will you check about the hors d'oeuvres? the caterer forgot them, the varnish wasn't dry or something...	Of course.
i'd like to hear it.	Some snowy night in front of the fire... in the meantime, while we're on the subject, will you check about the hors d'oeuvres? The caterer forgot them, the varnish wasn't dry or something...
if you'd like.	I wouldn't like.
don't get up. and please stop acting as if i were the queen mother.	I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
yes, i guess you were. it - it was very thoughtful of you, eve.	Mr. Sampson's birthday. I certainly wouldn't forget that. You'd never forgive me.  As a matter of fact, I sent him a telegram myself...
well, i was sure you'd want to, of course, being his birthday, and you've been so busy these past few days, and last night i meant to tell you before you went out with the richards - and i guess i was asleep when you got home...	Yes, I guess you were. It - it was very thoughtful of you, Eve.
yes, dear. you forgot all about it.	Well, I was sure you'd want to, of course, being his birthday, and you've been so busy these past few days, and last night I meant to tell you before you went out with the Richards - and I guess I was asleep when you got home...
oh, golly. and i forgot to tell you-	Yes, dear. You forgot all about it.
eve...  ... by any chance, did you place a call from me to bill for midnight california time?	Oh, golly. And I forgot to tell you-
that's my job.  see you at tea time...	Eve...  ... by any chance, did you place a call from me to Bill for midnight California time?
it seems i can't think of a thing you haven't thought of...	That's my job.  See you at tea time...
right here.	It seems I can't think of a thing you haven't thought of...
- and those checks or whatever it is for the income tax man.	Right here.
i've got it.	- and those checks or whatever it is for the income tax man.
there's the script to go back to the guild-	I've got it.
oh, come now, as though you were an old lady... i'm on my way. is there anything more you've thought of-?	There's the script to go back to the Guild-
quite sure. i find it just a bit too - too "seventeenish" for me...	Oh, come now, as though you were an old lady... I'm on my way. Is there anything more you've thought of-?
i can imagine... you know, all it needed was some taking in here and letting out there - are you sure you won't want it yourself?	Quite sure. I find it just a bit too - too "Seventeenish" for me...
very becoming. it looks better on you than it did on me.	I can imagine... you know, all it needed was some taking in here and letting out there - are you sure you won't want it yourself?
well - what do you think of my elegant new suit?	Very becoming. It looks better on you than it did on me.
don't bother. mrs. brown'll be along for it in a minute.	No trouble at all.
while you're cleaning up, i'll take this to the wardrobe mistress-	Don't bother. Mrs. Brown'll be along for it in a minute.
the curtains. i made them myself.	They are lovely. Aren't they lovely, Birdie?
well, you've done so much... what's new?	The curtains. I made them myself.
you haven't noticed my latest bit of interior decorating...	Well, you've done so much... what's new?
during your second act scene with your father, roger ferraday's supposed to stay way upstage at the arch. he's been coming closer down every night...	When he gets too close, I'll spit in his eye.
well, teacher's away and actors will be actors...	During your second act scene with your father, Roger Ferraday's supposed to stay way upstage at the arch. He's been coming closer down every night...
i mean the performance. except for you, you'd think he'd never even directed it - it's disgraceful the way they change everything around...	Well, teacher's away and actors will be actors...
you certainly can. especially if you're me between now and tomorrow morning...	I mean the performance. Except for you, you'd think he'd never even directed it - it's disgraceful the way they change everything around...
i must say you can certainly tell mr. sampson's been gone a month.	You certainly can. Especially if you're me between now and tomorrow morning...
performance number one thousand of this one - if i play it that long - will take place in a well-padded booby hatch...	I must say you can certainly tell Mr. Sampson's been gone a month.
i could watch you play that last scene a thousand times and cry every time-	Performance number one thousand of this one - if I play it that long - will take place in a well-padded booby hatch...
what - again?	I could watch you play that last scene a thousand times and cry every time-
well - if i'm not in the way...	I won't be a minute.
stick around. please. tell you what - we'll put stanislavsky on his plane, you and i, then go somewhere and talk.	Well - if I'm not in the way...
the four of you must have so much to say to each other - with mr. sampson leaving...	Stick around. Please. Tell you what - we'll put Stanislavsky on his plane, you and I, then go somewhere and talk.
no, don't go...	The four of you must have so much to say to each other - with Mr. Sampson leaving...
did you see it here in new york?	San Francisco. It was the last week. I went one night... the most important night in my life - until this one. Anyway... I found myself going the next night - and the next and the next. Every performance. Then, when the show went East - I went East.
there are other plays...	Not with you in them. Not by Mr. Richards...
well. if i didn't come to see the play, i wouldn't have anywhere else to go.	There are other plays...
please, don't misunderstand me, mr. richards. i think that part of miss channing's greatness lies in her ability to choose the best plays... your new play is for miss channing, isn't it, mr. richards?	Of course it is.
i remember.	You'll be there, won't you.
check.	Very classy stuff, lots of technique-
but not right away? first the business of fighting them off, chin up, stout fella...	Check.
with tears.	But not right away? First the business of fighting them off, chin up, stout fella...
with tears?	With tears.
karen, in all the years of our friendship, i have never let you go to the ladies' room alone. but now i must. i am busting to know what goes on in that feverish little brain waiting there...	Well... all right.
lloyd says it's a publicity release...	The little witch must have had Indians runners out snatching critics out of bars, steam rooms and museums or wherever they hole up... well, she won't get away with it! Nor will Addison deWitt and his poison pen! If Equity or my lawyer can't or won't do anything about it, I will personally stuff that pathetic little lost lamb down Mr. deWitt's ugly throat...
in this rat race, everybody's guilty till they're proved innocent! one of the differences between the theater and civilization...  ... what gets me is how all of those papers in town happened to catch that particular performance!	Lloyd says it's a publicity release...
i can't believe eve said those things!	In this rat race, everybody's guilty till they're proved innocent! One of the differences between the Theater and civilization...  ... what gets me is how all of those papers in town happened to catch that particular performance!
it get better! "- about the understandable reluctance on the part of our entrenched first ladies of the stage to encourage, shall we say - younger - actresses; about miss harrington's own long and unsupported struggle for opportunity-"	I can't believe Eve said those things!
i just can't believe it.	It get better! "- About the understandable reluctance on the part of our entrenched First Ladies of the Stage to encourage, shall we say - younger - actresses; about Miss Harrington's own long and unsupported struggle for opportunity-"
"... my hat which has, lo, these many seasons become more firmly rooted about my ears, is lifted to miss harrington. i am once more available for dancing in the streets and shouting from the housetops." ... i thought that one went out with woollcott...  down here... here, listen to this- "... miss harrington had much to tell - and these columns shall report her faithfully - about the lamentable practice in our theater of permitting, shall we say - mature - actresses to continue playing roles requiring a youth and vigor of which they retain but a dim memory-"	I just can't believe it.
this. i can't tell you how sorry i am!	Don't give it another thought, one of destiny's many pranks. After all, you didn't personally drain the gasoline out of the tank...
about what?	This. I can't tell you how sorry I am!
margo.  margo, i want you to know how sorry i am about this...	About what?
let's not fumble for excuses, not here and now with my hair down. at best, let's say i've been oversensitive to... well, to the fact that she's so young - so feminine and helpless. to so many things i want to be for bill... funny business, a woman's career. the things you drop on your way up the ladder, so you can move faster. you forget you'll need them again when you go back to being a woman. that's one career all females have in common - whether we like it or not - being a woman. sooner or later we've all got to work at it, no matter what other careers we've had or wanted... and, in the last analysis, nothing is any good unless you can look up just before dinner or turns around in bed - and there he is. without that, you're not woman. you're something with a french provincial office or a book full of clippings - but you're not a woman...  ... slow curtain. the end.	Margo.  Margo, I want you to know how sorry I am about this...
well...	Let's not fumble for excuses, not here and now with my hair down. At best, let's say I've been oversensitive to... well, to the fact that she's so young - so feminine and helpless. To so many things I want to be for Bill... funny business, a woman's career. The things you drop on your way up the ladder, so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you go back to being a woman. That's one career all females have in common - whether we like it or not - being a woman. Sooner or later we've all got to work at it, no matter what other careers we've had or wanted... and, in the last analysis, nothing is any good unless you can look up just before dinner or turns around in bed - and there he is. Without that, you're not woman. You're something with a French provincial office or a book full of clippings - but you're not a woman...  ... slow curtain. The end.
about eve. i've acted pretty disgracefully toward her, too.	Well...
silly, isn't it? you'd think they'd fix it so people could just sit in a car and keep warm...	About Eve. I've acted pretty disgracefully toward her, too.
i don't suppose the heater runs when the motor doesn't?	Silly, isn't it? You'd think they'd fix it so people could just sit in a car and keep warm...
isn't that what they always say?	I don't suppose the heater runs when the motor doesn't?
not to you. not to bill.	Isn't that what they always say?
those years stretch as the years go on. i've seen it happen too often.	Not to you. Not to Bill.
margo. bill is all of eight years younger than you.	Those years stretch as the years go on. I've seen it happen too often.
bill's in love with margo channing. he's fought with her, worked with her, loved her... but ten years from now - margo channing will have ceased to exist. and what's left will be... what?	Margo. Bill is all of eight years younger than you.
why should he - and why should you?	Bill's in love with Margo Channing. He's fought with her, worked with her, loved her... but ten years from now - Margo Channing will have ceased to exist. And what's left will be... what?
more than anything in this world, i love bill. and i want bill. i want him to want me. but me. not margo channing. and if i can't tell they apart - how can he?	Why should he - and why should you?
he's in love with you.	More than anything in this world, I love Bill. And I want Bill. I want him to want me. But me. Not Margo Channing. And if I can't tell they apart - how can he?
what about bill?	He's in love with you.
what about bill?	What about Bill?
and what is that? besides something spelled out in light bulbs, i mean. besides something called temperament, which consists mostly of swooping about on a broomstick creaming at the top of my voice... infants behave the way i do, you know. they carry on and misbehave - they'd get drunk if they knew how - when they can't have what they want. when they feel unwanted and insecure - or unloved.	What about Bill?
you're margo. just - margo.	And what is that? Besides something spelled out in light bulbs, I mean. Besides something called temperament, which consists mostly of swooping about on a broomstick creaming at the top of my voice... infants behave the way I do, you know. They carry on and misbehave - they'd get drunk if they knew how - when they can't have what they want. When they feel unwanted and insecure - or unloved.
so many people - know me. i wish i did. i wish someone would tell be about me...	You're Margo. Just - Margo.
we're never deeply angry, we just get sore. the way you do. we know you too well...	So many people - know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell be about me...
come to think of it, i haven't been very pleasant for weeks. for that, i'm truly sorry. more than any two people i know, i don't want you and lloyd to be angry with me...	We're never deeply angry, we just get sore. The way you do. We know you too well...
we've all seemed a little tense lately...	Come to think of it, I haven't been very pleasant for weeks. For that, I'm truly sorry. More than any two people I know, I don't want you and Lloyd to be angry with me...
karen.  i haven't been pleasant this weekend.	We've all seemed a little tense lately...
i detest cheap sentiment.	Karen.  I haven't been pleasant this weekend.
it doesn't matter.	I detest cheap sentiment.
do you want it on?	It doesn't matter.
be brave. he'll come back - with or without gas.	Do you want it on?
i just never think of lloyd as anywhere but indoors and anything but sitting down.	Be brave. He'll come back - with or without gas.
it seems to me that walking, for most people, is not very dangerous.	I just never think of Lloyd as anywhere but indoors and anything but sitting down.
he always looks so pathetic whenever he does anything physical-	It seems to me that walking, for most people, is not very dangerous.
none in sight, there aren't many along this back road...	Not many car either, not much chance of a lift...
any houses or farms around where we can borrow gas?	None in sight, there aren't many along this back road...
three or four miles...	Any houses or farms around where we can borrow gas?
how far to the station?	Three or four miles...
roughly ten minutes.	How far to the station?
how much time have we?	Roughly ten minutes.
of all people you should know what it means to want some peace and quiet-	Peace and quit is for libraries.
that little place just two hours form new york. it's on my list of things-i'll-never-understand. like collecting shrunken indian heads...	Of all people you should know what it means to want some peace and quiet-
margo, nothing you've ever done has made me as happy as your taking eve in...	I'm so happy you're happy.
margo, really...	Please don't play governess, Karen, I haven't your unyielding good taste, I wish I'd gone to Radcliffe too but father wouldn't hear of it - he needed help at the notions counter...  I'm being rude now, aren't I? OR should I say "ain't I"?
would you like a drink? it's right beside you...	I was telling Margo and Lloyd about how often you'd seen the play...
harrington.	I'm so sorry... Harrington. Won't you sit down?
dear birdie. won't you sit down, miss worthington?	Harrington.
she's just outside the door.	The heave-ho.
you've what?	She's just outside the door.
well... there's one indoors now. i've brought her back to see you.	You've what?
they're nobody's fans! they're juvenile delinquents, mental detectives, they're nobody's audience, they never see a play or a movie, even - they're never indoors long enough!	Well... there's one indoors now. I've brought her back to see you.
they're your fans, your audience-	They're nobody's fans! They're juvenile delinquents, mental detectives, they're nobody's audience, they never see a play or a movie, even - they're never indoors long enough!
autograph fiends! they're not people - those little beast who run in packs like coyotes-	They're your fans, your audience-
yes, it is! you're talented, famous, wealthy - people waiting around night after night just to see you, even in the wind and rain...	Autograph fiends! They're not people - those little beast who run in packs like coyotes-
ain't it the truth?	Yes, it is! You're talented, famous, wealthy - people waiting around night after night just to see you, even in the wind and rain...
it's just that you get me so mad sometimes... of all the women in the world with nothing to complain about-	Ain't it the truth?
relax, kid. it's only me and my big mouth...	It's just that you get me so mad sometimes... of all the women in the world with nothing to complain about-
it's the tight girdle that does it.	I find these wisecracks increasingly less funny! 'Aged in Wood' happens to be a fine and distinguished play-
hi.  hello, darling-	Hi.  "Well, now Mis' Channin', ah don't think you can rightly say we lost the wah, we was mo' stahved out, you might say - an' that's what ah don' unnerstand about all these plays about love-stahved Suth'n women - love is one thing we was nevah stahved for the South!"
old wives' tales, born of envy and jealousy! and a phobia against truth!	Then tell me this isn't true! That your concern for your play and career is one thing - and that poor frightened hysterical girl another - and that your concern for her has nothing to do with either your play or your career!
have you forgotten about eve? what she is, what she's done?	Old wives' tales, born of envy and jealousy! And a phobia against truth!
- and for my feelings in particular! for my play, my career - and now for a frightened, hysterical girl on the eve of her first night in the theater!	Have you forgotten about Eve? What she is, what she's done?
i'm a human being, i've got some!	- and for my feelings in particular! For my play, my career - and now for a frightened, hysterical girl on the eve of her first night in the Theater!
i didn't think you would! it seems to me, karen, that for some tine, now, you've been developing a deep unconcern for the feeling of human being in general-	I'm a human being, I've got some!
who is it? what's it all about?	Did Miss Harrington tell you to call Mr. Richards?
what's so funny?	Nothing...
you mean - all this time - she'd done nothing but apologize? what'd you say?	Not much.
- well? what happened?	Nothing much. She apologized.
after all, maybe she just wants to apologize...	I have no possible interest in anything she'd have to say.
three days, that's for the bourgeois - i see a midnight elopement, waking up a village person...	What are you going to wear?
well of all-	Margo!
such as?	You - for one. I told her you were set on Margo playing the part - and I certainly wouldn't make a change without your approval.
darling, i didn't promise eve anything. just said i thought she'd be fine for the part, but there were some practical difficulties...	Such as?
they'd die without each other.	Darling, I didn't promise Eve anything. Just said I thought she'd be fine for the part, but there were some practical difficulties...
i'm glad bill's back.	They'd die without each other.
margo in the cub room. i couldn't be more surprised if she'd said grant's tomb.	I'm glad Bill's back.
margo - and bill - want us to meet them at the cub room tonight, after theater. for a bottle of wine.	Margo in the Cub Room. I couldn't be more surprised if she'd said Grant's Tomb.
that bitter cynicism of yours is something you've acquired since you left radcliffe!	The cynicism you refer to, I acquired the day I discovered I was different from little boys!
on her knees, i have no doubt! very touching, very academy-of-dramatic arts!	That bitter cynicism of yours is something you've acquired since you left Radcliffe!
all this fuss and hysteria because an impulsive kid got carried away by excitement and the conniving of a professional manure slinger named dewitt! she apologized, didn't she?	On her knees, I have no doubt! Very touching, very Academy-of-Dramatic Arts!
it strikes me that eve's disloyalty and ingratitude must be contagious!	All this fuss and hysteria because an impulsive kid got carried away by excitement and the conniving of a professional manure slinger named deWitt! She apologized, didn't she?
now just a minute!	It strikes me that Eve's disloyalty and ingratitude must be contagious!
margo channing has not been exactly a compromise all these years, half the playwrights in the world would give their shirts for that particular compromise!	Now just a minute!
now just a minute-	Margo Channing has not been exactly a compromise all these years, half the playwrights in the world would give their shirts for that particular compromise!
lloyd richards, you are not to consider giving that contemptible little worm the part of "cora."	Now just a minute-
for once, to write something and have it realized completely. for once, not to compromise-	Lloyd Richards, you are not to consider giving that contemptible little worm the part of "Cora."
with gestures, of course.	For once, to write something and have it realized completely. For once, not to compromise-
no, i got the idea myself - while she was talking to me...	With gestures, of course.
eve would ask abbott to give her costello.	No, I got the idea myself - while she was talking to me...
eve did mention the play, you know. but just in passing - she's never ask to play a part like "cora," she'd never have the nerve...	Eve would ask Abbott to give her Costello.
now you're quoting addison. or eve.	Eve did mention the play, you know. But just in passing - she's never ask to play a part like "Cora," she'd never have the nerve...
you've got to admit it would be a novelty.	Now you're quoting Addison. Or Eve.
maybe get some younger actress for the part? someone who'd look the part as well as play it?	You've got to admit it would be a novelty.
if we could cast it properly, that is...	Maybe get some younger actress for the part? Someone who'd look the part as well as play it?
i'm beginning to catch up.	If we could cast it properly, that is...
if - instead of waiting until next season to do 'footsteps on the ceiling', which is in pretty good shape - and if margo can be talked into going on tour with 'aged in wood' - we could put 'footsteps...' into production right away...	I'm beginning to catch up.
i'm trying hard to follow you.	If - instead of waiting until next season to do 'Footsteps on the Ceiling', which is in pretty good shape - and if Margo can be talked into going on tour with 'Aged in Wood' - we could put 'Footsteps...' into production right away...
what with taxes coming up - and since i'm a playwright and not an oil well operator - well, i've been thinking...	I'm trying hard to follow you.
that's quite a change of subject.	What with taxes coming up - and since I'm a playwright and not an oil well operator - well, I've been thinking...
you know, i've been going over our financial condition - if you'll pardon the expression...	That's quite a change of subject.
she wanted to explain about her interview, wanted to apologize to someone - and didn't dare face margo...	I wonder why.
that was a pity...	She wanted to explain about her interview, wanted to apologize to someone - and didn't dare face Margo...
she's been to see me, as a matter of fact she left just before you came in - you just missed her...	That was a pity...
eve?	She's been to see me, as a matter of fact she left just before you came in - you just missed her...
eve.	Eve?
where'd you get all that information?	Eve.
- it's addison, from start to finish, it drips with his brand of venom... taking advantage of a kid like that, twisting her words, making her say what he wanted her to say-	Where'd you get all that information?
what a way to die - trying to get an actress to the theater in time. tell max i want to be buried with royalties...	Don't joke about such things.
you'll break your neck on that ice.	What a way to die - trying to get an actress to the theater in time. Tell Max I want to be buried with royalties...
i guess i didn't look. you know i don't pay attention to those things...	Incredible.
but it can't be! we can't be out of gas! i filled it myself yesterday!  wasn't it full when you drove to brewster this morning?	I guess I didn't look. You know I don't pay attention to those things...
lloyd, be careful...	Just a little skid, that's all. This road's like glass.
i just don't want margo to miss her train. as it is, she'll barely make the theater...	Five-fifty-five. We'll be at the station in plenty of time...
when you asked a minute ago it was five-forty-two. it is now five forty-three. when you ask a minute from no, it will be-	I just don't want Margo to miss her train. As it is, she'll barely make the theater...
what time is it?	When you asked a minute ago it was five-forty-two. It is now five forty-three. When you ask a minute from no, it will be-
we're driving out to the country tomorrow night. just the four of us. bill, margo, you and i...	Well. We've spent weekends before with nobody talking...  ... just be sure to lock up all blunt instruments and throwable objects...
what is?	We're driving out to the country tomorrow night. Just the four of us. Bill, Margo, you and I...
it's going to be a cozy weekend.	What is?
margo. margo's great. she knows it. that's the trouble. she can play peck's bad boy all she wants, and who's to stop her? who's to give her that boot in the rear she needs and deserves?	It's going to be a cozy weekend.
margo hasn't done badly by it.	Margo. Margo's great. She knows it. That's the trouble. She can play Peck's Bad Boy all she wants, and who's to stop her? Who's to give her that boot in the rear she needs and deserves?
- everything a playwright first thinks of wanting to write about... until his play becomes a vehicle for miss channing...	Margo hasn't done badly by it.
- don't run out of adjectives, dear.	- everything a playwright first thinks of wanting to write about... until his play becomes a vehicle for Miss Channing...
of course she knew! for one thing, addison told her how superbly eve had read the part-!  karen, let me tell you about eve. she's got everything - a born actress. sensitive, understanding, young, exciting, vibrant-	- don't run out of adjectives, dear.
it's just possible she didn't...	Of course she knew! For one thing, Addison told her how superbly Eve had read the part-!  Karen, let me tell you about Eve. She's got everything - a born actress. Sensitive, understanding, young, exciting, vibrant-
then a childish, heavy-handed routine about not knowing eve was her understudy-	It's just possible she didn't...
that's on time for margo.	Then a childish, heavy-handed routine about not knowing Eve was her understudy-
and again and again! two hours late for the audition, to begin with-	That's on time for Margo.
margo, again...	And again and again! Two hours late for the audition, to begin with-
up to here! that's where i've got it - up to here! of all the star ridden, presumptuous, hysterical-	Margo, again...
lloyd, what happened...?	Up to here! That's where I've got it - up to here! Of all the star ridden, presumptuous, hysterical-
coming?	In a minute...
now let's not get into a big hassle-	It's about time we did! It's about time Margo realized that what's attractive on stage need not necessarily be attractive off.
that book is out of print, karen, those days are gone. fans no longer pull the carriage through the streets - they tear off clothes and steal wrist watches...	If you'd only see her, you're her whole life - you must have spotted her by now, she's always there...
you can't put her out, i promised... margo, you've got to see her, she worships you, it's like something out of a book-	That book is out of print, Karen, those days are gone. Fans no longer pull the carriage through the streets - they tear off clothes and steal wrist watches...
the critics thought so, the audiences certainly think so - packed houses, tickets for months in advance - i can't see that either of lloyd's last two plays have hurt you any!	Easy, now...
- 'at's my loyal little woman.	The critics thought so, the audiences certainly think so - packed houses, tickets for months in advance - I can't see that either of Lloyd's last two plays have hurt you any!
how was the concert?	Loud.
what's your being married got to do with it?	It means I've finally got a life to live! I don't have to play parts I'm too old for - just because I've got nothing to do with my nights!  I know you've made plans. I'll make it up to you, believe me. I'll tour a year with this one, anything - only you do understand - don't you, Lloyd?
now wait a minute, you're always so touchy about his plays, it isn't the part - it's a great part. and a fine play. but not for me anymore - not a foursquare, upright, downright, forthright married lady.	What's your being married got to do with it?
i don't think i could be.	Well. I don't want to play "Cora."
i mean really, deeply angry...	I don't think I could be.
that depends.	I mean really, deeply angry...
you know, she probably means well, after all...	She is a louse.
... and bill. especially bill. eve did that, too.	You know, she probably means well, after all...
very discreet. a note right out in the open like that. next time tell your lover to blow smoke rings - or tap a glass...	Lloyd, I want you to be big about this... the world is full of love tonight, no woman is safe...
yes, sir.	City Hall, that's for prize fighters, and reporters - I see a cathedral, a bishop, banks of flowers...
it's been quite a night. i understand that your understudy - miss harrington - has given her notice.	Too bad.
the audience will want its money refunded, believe me.	Thank you, Lloyd. Godspeed.
how fortunate that i have an understudy so ready, so willing and so able to go on.	The audience will want its money refunded, believe me.
i have no intention of having an accident!	It's not important whether you do. We are wearing long underwear.
karen and i just don't want an accident-	I have no intention of having an accident!
usually at the point when she's got to rewrite and rethink them to keep the audience from leaving the theater!	It's about time the piano realized it has not written the concerto!
i shall never understand the weird process by which a body with a voice suddenly fancies itself a mind! just when exactly does an actress decide they're her words she's saying and her thoughts she's expressing?	Usually at the point when she's got to rewrite and rethink them to keep the audience from leaving the theater!
i never said it was!	Then you listened as if someone else had written you play - whom did you have in mind? Sherwood? Arthur Miller? Beaumont and Fletcher?
perfectly innocent! man have been hanged for less! i'm lied to, attacked behind my back, accused of reading your silly dialogue inaccurately - as if it were holy gospel!	I never said it was!
you have a genius for making barroom brawl out of a perfectly innocent misunderstanding at most!	Perfectly innocent! Man have been hanged for less! I'm lied to, attacked behind my back, accused of reading your silly dialogue inaccurately - as if it were Holy Gospel!
not mouse, never mouse! if anything - rat!	You have a genius for making barroom brawl out of a perfectly innocent misunderstanding at most!
you knew when you came in that the audition was over, that eve was your understudy! playing that childish game of cat and mouse...	Not mouse, never mouse! If anything - rat!
- in this case, apparently, as trustworthy as the world almanac!	You knew when you came in that the audition was over, that Eve was your understudy! Playing that childish game of cat and mouse...
you've been talking to that venomous fishwife, addison dewitt-	- in this case, apparently, as trustworthy as the World Almanac!
that's beside the point.	It's right to the point. Also that it must have sounded so new and fresh to you - so exciting to have the lines read as you wrote them!
i mean, among other things, that it must have been a revelation to have your twenty-four-year-old character played by twenty-four-year-old actress...	That's beside the point.
what do you mean?	I mean, among other things, that it must have been a revelation to have your twenty-four-year-old character played by twenty-four-year-old actress...
to you, too?	What do you mean?
she was a revelation...	To you, too?
i'm sure.	She was a revelation...
you'd have been proud of her.	I'm sure.
i'm sure you underestimate yourself, eve. you always do.  you were about to tell me about eve...	You'd have been proud of her.
i thought you knew... she was put on over a week ago-	It seems almost inconceivable that I haven't seen her backstage, but with so many people loitering around... well, well. So Eve is not working for Max after all-  - Max you sly puss.
eve? eve, my understudy? but i had no idea...	I thought you knew... She was put on over a week ago-
she's your understudy.	Eve? Eve, my understudy? But I had no idea...
... as young as they want, you mean. and i'm not interested in whether thousands of people think i'm six or six hundred-	Just one person. Isn't that so?  You know what this is all about, don't you? It has very little to do with whether you should play "Cora" - it has everything to do with the fact that you've had another fight with Bill.
week after week, to thousands of people, you're as young as you want...	... as young as they want, you mean. And I'm not interested in whether thousands of people think I'm six or six hundred-
spoken like an author.  lloyd, i'm not twentyish. i am not thirtyish. three months ago, i was forty years old. forty. four oh.  that slipped out, i hadn't quite made up my mind to admit it. now i feel as if i'd suddenly taken all my clothes off...	Week after week, to thousands of people, you're as young as you want...
i know what i'm talking about, after all they're my plays...	Spoken like an author.  Lloyd, I'm not twentyish. I am not thirtyish. Three months ago, I was forty years old. Forty. Four oh.  That slipped out, I hadn't quite made up my mind to admit it. Now I feel as if I'd suddenly taken all my clothes off...
miss channing is ageless. spoken like a press agent.	I know what I'm talking about, after all they're my plays...
margo, you haven't got any age.	Miss Channing is ageless. Spoken like a press agent.
don't be evasive.	Margo, you haven't got any age.
how do you mean?	Don't be evasive.
don't you think it's about time it became important?	How do you mean?
twentyish. it isn't important.	Don't you think it's about time it became important?
"cora." she's - still a girl of twenty?	Twentyish. It isn't important.
the play? all right, i guess...	"Cora." She's - still a girl of twenty?
how's the new one coming?	The play? All right, I guess...
i will.	How's the new one coming?
when you do, let me in on it.	I will.
not exactly. sometimes, though, i wish i understood you better.	When you do, let me in on it.
you disapprove of me when i'm like this, don't you?	Not exactly. Sometimes, though, I wish I understood you better.
shucks. and my autograph book is at the cleaners.	You disapprove of me when I'm like this, don't you?
too many. and you've got a new guest. a movie star from hollywood.	Shucks. And my autograph book is at the cleaners.
who's left out there?	Too many. And you've got a new guest. A movie star from Hollywood.
where is she?	Up in the room.
there you are, both of you. max, karen has decided it's time to go.	Where is she?
the general atmosphere is very macbethish. what has or is about to happen?	What is he talking about?
i like that girl. that quality of quiet graciousness...	... Among so many quiet qualities.
how about calling it a night?	And you pose as a playwright. A situation pregnant with possibilities - and all you can think of is everybody to go to sleep...
would you, really? how sweet-	I doubt very much that you'd like her in 'The Hairy Ape'.
that was way back...	Within your time, buster. Lloyd, honey, be a playwright with guts. Write me one about a nice, normal woman who shoots her husband.
honey chili had a point. you know, i can remember plays about women - even from the south - where it never even occurred to them whether they wanted to marry their fathers more than their brothers...	That was way back...
i placed...?	Go ahead, please...
we are ready with the call you placed for 12 midnight, california time, to mr. william sampson in beverly hills...	I placed...?
that's right, but i don't understand-	We are ready with the call you placed for 12 midnight, California time, to Mr. William Sampson in Beverly Hills...
it this templeton 89970? miss margo channing?	That's right, but I don't understand-
call, what call?	It this Templeton 89970? Miss Margo Channing?
we are ready with your call to beverly hills...	Call, what call?
hello..	We are ready with your call to Beverly Hills...
look, miss channing... it's kind of depressing. if you don't mind my saying so, everybody's kind of dying on the vine...	My dear Horowitz. In the first place, I'm paying you union scale. Second, it's my piano. Third, if everybody doesn't like kind of dying on the vine, they can get off the vine and go home. "Liebestraum."
"liebestraum."	Look, Miss Channing... it's kind of depressing. If you don't mind my saying so, everybody's kind of dying on the vine...
no. you're just crazy about "liebestraum."	"Liebestraum."
then this will be five. i suppose you think i'm too drunk to count.	No. You're just crazy about "Liebestraum."
but that was the fourth straight time.	Then this will be five. I suppose you think I'm too drunk to count.
play it again.	But that was the fourth straight time.
i just played it.	Play it again.
"liebestraum."	I just played it.
i said i'm a dying man!	Not until the last drugstore has sold its last pill!
i didn't hear you.	I said I'm a dying man!
who am i to threaten? i'm a dying man.	I didn't hear you.
answer my question!	Who am I to threaten? I'm a dying man.
are you breaking the contract?	Answer my question!
are you threatening me with legal action, mr. fabian?	Are you breaking the contract?
this is for lawyers to talk about, this concerns a run-of-the-play contract, and this you can't rewrite or ad lib!	Are you threatening me with legal action, Mr. Fabian?
i promise.	That's my Max.
promise.	I promise.
i don't know if this would be a wise move...	Promise.
think of your health, max - more time to relax out in the fresh air at a race track...	I don't know if this would be a wise move...
well...	Think of your health, Max - more time to relax out in the fresh air at a race track...
she'd be a great help - read scripts, interview people you have to see, get rid of the ones you don't have to... you'd be a man of leisure-	Well...
but what could she do?	She'd be a great help - read scripts, interview people you have to see, get rid of the ones you don't have to... you'd be a man of leisure-
you said yourself my inventory was in good shape - all of my merchandise put away. to keep her here with nothing to do - i'd be standing in her way... and you need her, max.	But what could she do?
margo, i wouldn't think of taking that girl away from you...	You said yourself my inventory was in good shape - all of my merchandise put away. To keep her here with nothing to do - I'd be standing in her way... and you need her, Max.
you get quick action, don't you?	Margo, I wouldn't think of taking that girl away from you...
give eve harrington job in you office.	You get quick action, don't you?
all you got to do is name it.	Give Eve Harrington job in you office.
not at all. and you could do me a big favor, if you would-	All you got to do is name it.
this is real cooperation. i appreciate it.	Not at all. And you could do me a big favor, if you would-
anything to help you out, max.	This is real cooperation. I appreciate it.
would you?	Anything to help you out, Max.
i tell you what. why don't i read with her?	Would you?
a couple of weeks.	I tell you what. Why don't I read with her?
when's the audition?	A couple of weeks.
i feel right now like there's one burning in me.	When's the audition?
well, if she can act, she might not be bad. she looks like she might burn down a plantation...	I feel right now like there's one burning in me.
an audition for the part we're replacing. what's-her-name, your sister...	Well, if she can act, she might not be bad. She looks like she might burn down a plantation...
miss caswell?  what?	An audition for the part we're replacing. What's-her-name, your sister...
the situation i'm in ain't the kind you can belch your way out. i made a promise...	Miss Caswell?  What?
here you are, maxie dear. one good burp and you'll be rid of that miss caswell...	The situation I'm in ain't the kind you can belch your way out. I made a promise...
let the rest of the world beat their brains out for a buck. it's friends that count. and i got friends.	I love you, Max. I really mean it. I love you. Come to the pantry.
margo. you by any chance got bicarbonate of soda in the house?	Poor Max. Heartburn?  It's that Miss Caswell. I don't know why she doesn't give Addison heartburn.
supposed you dropped dead. what about your inventory?	I ain't gonna die. Not with a hit.
how about me what?	Supposed you dropped dead. What about your inventory?
make it bergdorf goodman... and now everything is on its proper shelf, eh, max? done up in little ribbons. i could die right now and nobody'd be confused. how about you, max?	How about me what?
i finally got through to sloan--it was all a misunderstanding that we had: he would have told the grand jury about haldeman, he was ready to, only nobody on the grand jury asked him the goddamn question.	So I guess you could say that we screwed up, but we weren't wrong.
you overslept?	Goddamnit!--
what was the mistake? do you think it's been rigged, all along the way, leading us on so they could slip it to us when it mattered? they couldn't have set us up better; after all these months our credibility's gone, you know what that means?	Only everything...
hmm?	What was the mistake? Do you think it's been rigged, all along the way, leading us on so they could slip it to us when it mattered? They couldn't have set us up better; after all these months our credibility's gone, you know what that means?
woodward?	Hmm?
i know a guy in the justice department who was around the grand jury.	--We got twenty minutes to deadline--
--deep throat won't confirm--i never thought he was scared of anyone, but he's scared of haldeman.	I know a guy in the Justice Department who was around the Grand Jury.
how many fucking sources they think we got?--	--Deep Throat won't confirm--I never thought he was scared of anyone, but he's scared of Haldeman.
--sloan told the grand jury--he answered everything they asked him-- that means there's a record somewhere--	--and the FBI confirms--what more do you need?--
--jesus--	--he said John Haldeman, not Bob Haldeman--
i wish we were investigating attila the hun.	Maybe we are...
same as magruder, i don't like it when they turn out to be human.	I wish we were investigating Attila the Hun.
what's the matter?	Same as Magruder, I don't like it when they turn out to be human.
it's nothing personal, though.	What's the matter?
well, we are trying to ruin his life.	It's nothing personal, though.
what if i went up and introduced myself--think he'd slug me?	Well, we are trying to ruin his life.
nah.  maybe.	What if I went up and introduced myself--think he'd slug me?
haldeman.	Nah.  Maybe.
who?	Haldeman.
i think that's him.	Who?
--mitchell, stans, magruder, kalmbach--	--we're working on the last guy now and we're going all the way--that fifth man was Haldeman.
--that cash fund that financed the sabotaging of the democrats--five guys had control--	--Mitchell, Stans, Magruder, Kalmbach--
he'll give us a sworn statement.	We're inside the White House now.
you think this was clawsen's initiation?	Could have won him a fraternity paddle with a White House seal.  God knows it worked.
it makes a crazy kind of sense-- remember that initiation rite they have at the white house? each new member of the president's staff has to prove his guts by getting an enemy of nixon.	You think this was Clawsen's initiation?
you think we're being set up?--christ, deep throat tells you last night that the letter came from inside the white house and up traipses marilyn naming names.	It makes a crazy kind of sense-- remember that initiation rite they have at the White House? Each new member of the President's staff has to prove his guts by getting an enemy of Nixon.
what would you have done?	You asking would I have been one of the President's men?  I would have been.
california, illinois, florida, new hampshire--all the major democratic primary states.  why does everything you play sound the same?	--'cause I only know four chords--
segovia begged me for me secret but i said, "no, andres, you'll have to try and make it without me."	California, Illinois, Florida, New Hampshire--all the major Democratic primary states.  Why does everything you play sound the same?
segretti criss-crossed the country over ten times in six months--and never stayed anyplace over a night or two.  switch to another station, huh? you're driving me crazy with that.	Segovia begged me for me secret but I said, "No, Andres, you'll have to try and make it without me."
if he self-destructed.	Segretti criss-crossed the country over ten times in six months--and never stayed anyplace over a night or two.  Switch to another station, huh? You're driving me crazy with that.
--because a year before, the republicans weren't ahead, not in the polls, muskie was running ahead of nixon then. before he self- destructed.	If he self-destructed.
so maybe watergate wasn't really about watergate--maybe that was just a piece--	--because a year before, the Republicans weren't ahead, not in the polls, Muskie was running ahead of Nixon then. Before he self- destructed.
now the reason no one believed the republicans is because there wasn't any reason, they were so far ahead. but segretti was talking to these other lawyers a year before the break- in.	So maybe Watergate wasn't really about Watergate--maybe that was just a piece--
the burglary was done by cubans or democrats or republicans.	Now the reason no one believed the Republicans is because there wasn't any reason, they were so far ahead. But Segretti was talking to these other lawyers a year before the break- in.
dwight chapin, nixon's appointments chief--he knew segretti in school. maybe i'm crazy, but this is the first time any of this starts to make sense. what were the three theories?	The burglary was done by Cubans or Democrats or Republicans.
--haldeman i know, who else?	Dwight Chapin, Nixon's appointments chief--he knew Segretti in school. Maybe I'm crazy, but this is the first time any of this starts to make sense. What were the three theories?
that's what we've got to find out, but segretti went to southern cal. and so did a bunch of nixon men--	--Haldeman I know, who else?
how high up, which republicans?	That's what we've got to find out, but Segretti went to Southern Cal. and so did a bunch of Nixon men--
--for the first time i'm beginning to feel like a fucking reporter-- woodward, i got a tip. a guy called me up with a tip--  --someone named donald segretti contacted a bunch of lawyers and asked them if they'd like to go to work with him screwing up the democrats, dirty tricks, shit like that. the fbi knows about segretti-- howard hunt made a bunch of phone calls to him--they interrogated him, but on account of segretti wasn't involved with the break-in, they didn't follow through. but segretti did a lot of traveling--he called these lawyers from different places, and he told them the republicans knew what he was doing.	How high up, which Republicans?
--i haven't said anything--	--for the first time I'm beginning to feel like a fucking reporter-- Woodward, I got a tip. A guy called me up with a tip--  --someone named Donald Segretti contacted a bunch of lawyers and asked them if they'd like to go to work with him screwing up the Democrats, dirty tricks, shit like that. The FBI knows about Segretti-- Howard Hunt made a bunch of phone calls to him--they interrogated him, but on account of Segretti wasn't involved with the break-in, they didn't follow through. But Segretti did a lot of traveling--he called these lawyers from different places, and he told them the Republicans knew what he was doing.
--i want you to shut up and listen to me--	--I haven't said anything--
--almost every source we've used has been republican, this guy's a card- carrying democrat.	Then he's got an ax.  Call him anyway.
--has he got an ax?--	--almost every source we've used has been Republican, this guy's a card- carrying Democrat.
--i know a lawyer at justice--	--has he got an ax?--
--shit, who do we know?--	--I know a lawyer at Justice--
--if we could name the guys got the reports, we'd be ahead again--	--shit, who do we know?--
--i know, i know--	--if we could name the guys got the reports, we'd be ahead again--
--we gotta top the times--	--I know, I know--
--shit--	--we gotta top the Times--
goddamnit--	--shit--
--the lookout in the motor inn?--  --he say anything we don't know?--	--just that a lot of reports were sent to CREEP, but he doesn't name who, not here anyway--
--the l.a. times has a huge interview with baldwin--	--the lookout in the Motor Inn?--  --he say anything we don't know?--
look--five men controlled that slush fund as creep--three of them we've got, mitchell, stans, magruder, and we're pretty sure of kalmbach.	We'd like to wait til we have all five before we print it.
--there had to be a white house overseer--	--Colson.
think sloan's back?  what's wrong?	Nothing--I just found out that Jeb Magruder from CREEP is a bigger bike freak than I am.  I never like it when the other guy's human...
you want me to be the bastard.	And I'll just shitkick in my usual way.
he's another ivy leaguer so he'll probably expect you to be understanding--might surprise him if you're not.	You want me to be the bastard.
you mean, who's going to play the mean m.p. and who's going to be the nice one?  whichever.	He's another Ivy Leaguer so he'll probably expect you to be understanding--might surprise him if you're not.
how do you want to handle sloan?	You mean, who's going to play the mean M.P. and who's going to be the nice one?  Whichever.
that happens to people.  ok, go on.	How do you want to handle Sloan?
--she was really paranoid, the bookkeeper.	That happens to people.  OK, go on.
--we will--	--she was really paranoid, the bookkeeper.
it goes very high--we've got to find out where--	--we will--
then tomorrow's grand jury indictments will just be bullshit.	It goes very high--we've got to find out where--
--we've got to find out who the five guys are--the five with access to the slush fund--they were aware of the break-in.	Then tomorrow's grand jury indictments will just be bullshit.
go on, go on--	--we've got to find out who the five guys are--the five with access to the slush fund--they were aware of the break-in.
i  couldn't believe what she told me. eight cups of coffee worth.	Go on, go on--
did he just say what i think he said?	You voted for him.
'68.	Nixon.
when?	'68.
who'd you vote for?	When?
sure.	Who'd you vote for?
republican?	Sure.
and i'm a republican.	Republican?
i hate both parties.	And I'm a Republican.
--you believe in the president, you wouldn't ever want to do anything disloyal.	We appreciate your position--really.
we understand your problem--	--you believe in the President, you wouldn't ever want to do anything disloyal.
it's safe, try it, you'll see.	We understand your problem--
we never reveal our sources, which is why you can talk to us.	It's safe, try it, you'll see.
and that something's got to be more than just hunt, liddy, and the five burglars--those indictments are gonna be bullshit when they come down. what else do we know?	I just wish we knew when someone would talk to us, that's all.
we know there's got to be something or they wouldn't be so panicked.	And that something's got to be more than just Hunt, Liddy, and the five burglars--those indictments are gonna be bullshit when they come down. What else do we know?
anything you've got.	We know there's got to be something or they wouldn't be so panicked.
facts or theory?	Anything you've got.
it's not us, they were scared before we got there.  what do we know?	Facts or theory?
i never scared anyone before.	It's not us, they were scared before we got there.  What do we know?
this is terrific work, if you like rejection.	I never scared anyone before.
you're not a kid anymore.	My first day as a copy boy I was sixteen and wearing my only grown-up suit--it was cream colored. At 2:30 the head copy boy comes running up to me and says, "My God, haven't you washed the carbon paper yet? If it's not washed by three, it'll never by dry for tomorrow."  And I said, "Am I supposed to do that?" and he said, "Absolutely, it's crucial." So I run around and grab all the carbon paper from all the desks and take it to the men's room. I'm standing there washing it and it's splashing all over me and the editor comes in to take a leak, and he says, "What the fuck do you think you're doing?" And I said, "It's 2:30. I'm washing the carbon paper."  Just wanted you to know I've done dumber things than get us lost, that's all.
i don't get it... this really was my turf...	You're not a kid anymore.
who's first?	Alphabetically, on the CREEP phone list, Miss Helen Abbott of South George Street.
were you eyebrow reading?	It was there. I just don't get it; a CREEP secretary being scared, that's one thing. But what does the wife of one of the most powerful men in America have to be afraid of...?
--she was panicked, carl--every time i mentioned watergate, you could tell.	Were you eyebrow reading?
and?--and?--	--she was panicked, Carl--every time I mentioned Watergate, you could tell.
for the paper, no; for us, plenty.  i waited a long time and finally this big guy--i guess a bodyguard-- he left and i knocked and she remembered me, we talked awhile.	And?--And?--
see her?  get anything?	For the paper, no; for us, plenty.  I waited a long time and finally this big guy--I guess a bodyguard-- he left and I knocked and she remembered me, we talked awhile.
christ, and i even know somebody at the phone company--	--you do?--with access to records?
why didn't we get that?	Christ, and I even know somebody at the phone company--
---fifteen or more phone calls from the burglars in miami to gordon liddy at creep--	Why didn't we get that?
--fifteen phone calls--	---fifteen or more phone calls from the burglars in Miami to Gordon Liddy at CREEP--
--i'm trying--	--fifteen phone calls--
--see?--	--I'm trying--
goddamnit--	--see?--
the fucking new york times.	Goddamnit--
what's that?	The fucking New York Times.
i met a presidential aide once at a social occasion.	And you haven't called him?--
that was fun.  what now?	I met a Presidential aide once at a social occasion.
july of '71.	About the past year.
you think they are confidential? i don't know anything about how this town works, i haven't lived here a year yet.	We need a sympathetic face.
--a spy, you mean?	It makes sense; Hunt worked for the C.I.A. and the White House was paranoid about Teddy Kennedy.
maybe a political operative of some sort--	--a spy, you mean?
--hunt doesn't seem like your ordinary consultant.	Maybe a political operative of some sort--
--what do you think?--	--Hunt doesn't seem like your ordinary consultant.
what do you think he meant, this particular incident? were there others? how would we find out? you know anyone important?	I lived here all my life, I got a million contacts, but they're all bus boys and bellhops.
hmm.	What do you think he meant, this particular incident? Were there others? How would we find out? You know anyone important?
hey?	Hmm.
what, though?  it can't be the republicans--he'd never allow something as stupid as this, not when he's gonna slaughter mcgovern anyway.	Right. Nixon didn't get where he got by being dumb--  --listen, that was a Watergate question--
and mccord was carrying an application for college press credentials for the democratic convention.  the times has got to be full of it-- it can't be crazy cubans.	What, though?  It can't be the Republicans--he'd never allow something as stupid as this, not when he's gonna slaughter McGovern anyway.
well, barker tried to get blueprints of the miami convention center and the air-conditioning system.	And McCord was carrying an application for college press credentials for the Democratic convention.  The Times has got to be full of it-- it can't be crazy Cubans.
--i'm not interested in theory. what do we know? for example, hunt's disappeared.	Well, Barker tried to get blueprints of the Miami Convention Center and the air-conditioning system.
let me lay a little theory on you--	--I'm not interested in theory. What do we know? For example, Hunt's disappeared.
all right, what do we know?	Let me lay a little theory on you--
i was sure trying.	All right, what do we know?
forget it, the main thing--  --did you call me a failure?	I was sure trying.
it's ok; i'm sorry i called you a failure.	Forget it, the main thing--  --did you call me a failure?
you heard?  they put us both on the break-in thing. simons liked the way we worked together.  listen, i'm sorry i said your story was bullshit.	It's OK; I'm sorry I called you a failure.
fuck you, carl.	You heard?  They put us both on the break-in thing. Simons liked the way we worked together.  Listen, I'm sorry I said your story was bullshit.
yeah?	Fuck you, Carl.
carl?	Yeah?
mainly it has to do with your choice of words.	Carl?
what is it about my writing that's so rotten?	Mainly it has to do with your choice of words.
--no way--	--read 'em both and you'll see--
--mine's better--	--no way--
--i'm smart enough to know my story was solid--	--mine's better--
--they're all the same, all those ivy league places--they teach you about striped ties and suddenly you're smart--	--I'm smart enough to know my story was solid--
--bradlee went to harvard--	--they're all the same, all those Ivy League places--they teach you about striped ties and suddenly you're smart--
--you only got the job because both you and bradlee went to yale--	--Bradlee went to Harvard--
--and you've had some fucking meteoric rise, that's for sure--by the time you turn forty you might be the head of the montana bureau--	--you only got the job because both you and Bradlee went to Yale--
--what have you been here, nine months?--i been in this business since i was sixteen--	--and you've had some fucking meteoric rise, that's for sure--by the time you turn forty you might be the head of the Montana bureau--
--i have to stand here and listen to the staff correspondent from virginia?--	--what have you been here, nine months?--I been in this business since I was sixteen--
--it was bullshit the way it was--	--I have to stand here and listen to the staff correspondent from Virginia?--
--it was fine the way it was--	--it was bullshit the way it was--
--i sure couldn't hurt it, could i?--	--it was fine the way it was--
what the hell were you doing rewriting my story--	--I sure couldn't hurt it, could I?--
night.	Oh.
morning or night?	Night.
11:30.	Morning or night?
--what time is it?	11:30.
sir, i'd like to ask you a few--	--what time is it?
--all that crap, you're putting it in the paper? it's all been denied. you tell your publisher--tell katie graham she's gonna get her tit caught in a big fat wringer if that's published. good christ! that's the most sickening thing i ever heard.	Sir, I'd like to ask you a few--
--to become president nixon's campaign manager on march 1, mitchell personally approved withdrawals from the fund--	--all that crap, you're putting it in the paper? It's all been denied. You tell your publisher--tell Katie Graham she's gonna get her tit caught in a big fat wringer if that's published. Good Christ! That's the most sickening thing I ever heard.
--jeeeeeeeeesus--	--to become President Nixon's campaign manager on March 1, Mitchell personally approved withdrawals from the fund--
--almost a year before he left the justice department--	--jeeeeeeeeesus--
--jeeeeeeesus--	--almost a year before he left the Justice Department--
--according to sources involved in the watergate investigation. beginning in the spring of 1971--	--jeeeeeeesus--
--jeeeeeeesus--	--according to sources involved in the Watergate investigation. Beginning in the spring of 1971--
--fund that was used to gather information against the democrats--	--jeeeeeeesus--
--jeeeeeeesus--	--fund that was used to gather information against the Democrats--
john n. mitchell, while serving as us attorney general, personally controlled a secret cash fund that--	--jeeeeeeesus--
what does it say?	John N. Mitchell, while serving as US Attorney General, personally controlled a secret cash fund that--
i never could figure just who this dahlberg was.  think it might be anything?	This?  Naw...
the rest is barker's bank records. it's mostly the eighty-nine thousand in mexican cashier's checks--	--yeah, that was in The Times this morning.
the telephone calls... we know about that.	The rest is Barker's bank records. It's mostly the eighty-nine thousand in Mexican cashier's checks--
i'll never get out of here in time.	The telephone calls... we know about that.
whatever.	I'll never get out of here in time.
you want barker's phone stuff or his money stuff?	Whatever.
i'm on deadline.	You want Barker's phone stuff or his money stuff?
listen, i've got a dinner--can't we do this tomorrow?	I'm on deadline.
look, you've been jerking my chain all day. if there's some reason you can't talk to me--like the fact that you've already leaked everything to the new york times--just say so.	Listen, I've got a dinner--can't we do this tomorrow?
well of course.	Good. Just tell him I was here, that I'm sorry I missed him--
mr. dardis does call in every so often?	Well of course.
could you reach mr. dardis by car radio?	He is not in the car.  Sorry.
i called him from washington. he's the one who asked me to be here at eleven in the morning.	I told you, he had to go out on a case.
and you will.  but not now.	I called him from Washington. He's the one who asked me to be here at eleven in the morning.
i'd really like to see mr. dardis.	And you will.  But not now.
i'm so glad.	I'd really like to see Mr. Dardis.
hi, it's me. i'm still here.	I'm so glad.
--teddy kennedy?	Sure. I remember seeing a book about Chappaquiddick on his desk and he was always getting material out of the White House Library and the Library of Congress and--
oh, the scuttlebutt for awhile was he was investigating kennedy--	--Teddy Kennedy?
any idea what he did?	Oh, the scuttlebutt for awhile was he was investigating Kennedy--
sure. him i liked, he was a very nice person. secretive too, traveled all over, but a decent man.	Any idea what he did?
--howard hunt?	Sure. Him I liked, he was a very nice person. Secretive too, traveled all over, but a decent man.
sorry.  now if it was hunt you were interested in--	--Howard Hunt?
can't help you.	At USC, you had a word the this-- screwing up the opposition you all did it at college and called it ratfucking.  Ever wonder if Nixon might turn out to be the biggest ratfucker of them all?
it gets interesting if it was haldeman, because our word is that when chapin says something, he's gotten the ok from haldeman, and when haldeman says something, he's gotten the ok from the president.	Can't help you.
i don't know anything about haldeman, except, dwight's frightened of him-- everybody's frightened of him--christ, i wish i'd never gotten messed around with this--all i wanna do is sit in the sun; sit, swim, see some girls.	It gets interesting if it was Haldeman, because our word is that when Chapin says something, he's gotten the OK from Haldeman, and when Haldeman says something, he's gotten the OK from the President.
on the orders of haldeman?	I don't know anything about Haldeman, except, Dwight's frightened of him-- everybody's frightened of him--Christ, I wish I'd never gotten messed around with this--all I wanna do is sit in the sun; sit, swim, see some girls.
sure--off the record.	On the orders of Haldeman?
chapin did contact you then?	Sure--off the record.
none of it was my idea, carl--i didn't go looking for the job.	Chapin did contact you then?
when you guys print it in the paper, then i'll know.  i'm a lawyer, and i'll probably go to jail, and be disbarred, and what did i do that was so awful?	None of it was my idea, Carl--I didn't go looking for the job.
but you know who did.	When you guys print it in the paper, then I'll know.  I'm a lawyer, and I'll probably go to jail, and be disbarred, and what did I do that was so awful?
i didn't.	But you know who did.
you wrote the canuck letter--the one where you claimed muskie slurred the canadians.	I didn't.
sometimes it got up to a quarter maybe--  --off the record.	You wrote the Canuck letter--the one where you claimed Muskie slurred the Canadians.
during the florida primary, you wrote a letter on muskie stationery saying scoop jackson had a bastard child. you wrote another that said hubert humphrey was out with call girls.	Sometimes it got up to a quarter maybe--  --off the record.
oh, maybe nickel and dime stuff.	During the Florida primary, you wrote a letter on Muskie stationery saying Scoop Jackson had a bastard child. You wrote another that said Hubert Humphrey was out with call girls.
tell that to muskie.	Oh, maybe nickel and dime stuff.
i didn't do anything wrong.	Tell that to Muskie.
do you feel much about the things you did?	I didn't do anything wrong.
when did he hire you?	Do you feel much about the things you did?
i know where dwight works.	When did he hire you?
by "they" you mean the white house, don't you?  your buddy from usc, dwight chapin-- he works for the white house.	I know where Dwight works.
by "they" you mean...?	By "they" you mean the White House, don't you?  Your buddy from USC, Dwight Chapin-- he works for the White House.
they never told me anything except my own role--i had to find out the rest in the papers.	By "they" you mean...?
listen--we know you're involved in this--we're going to get the story, why not help?	They never told me anything except my own role--I had to find out the rest in the papers.
i've got a lot of energy.	Listen--we know you're involved in this--we're going to get the story, why not help?
according to what we've been able to verify, you've been busy.	I've got a lot of energy.
mind if i try?	According to what we've been able to verify, you've been busy.
you can't.	Mind if I try?
i'm carl bernstein.  my paper sent me out to see if i couldn't persuade you to go on the record.	You can't.
that's right.	I'm Carl Bernstein.  My paper sent me out to see if I couldn't persuade you to go on the record.
donald segretti?	That's right.
--he was going to go into law practice with segretti.	And?--
speak.	We've just been talking to Young--
--you got more than one source?--	--yes--
down to miami and back--how much damage can i do?	You're the fella who forgot he rented a Hertz car, do I have to tell you they didn't forget to send us the bill?
--"i think it might be helpful if you'd send me to toronto." that was your spiel then. "the lifestyles of deserters."  i'm still waiting for it.	Down to Miami and back--how much damage can I do?
--that was awhile ago--	--"I think it might be helpful if you'd send me to Toronto." That was your spiel then. "The Lifestyles of Deserters."  I'm still waiting for it.
i'm the one sent you to toronto, bernstein--	--that was awhile ago--
i think it might be helpful if you'd send me to miami.	I'm the one sent you to Toronto, Bernstein--
--so?	I think it might be helpful if you'd send me to Miami.
harry, i just talked to a miami investigator about barker--	--so?
absolutely--	--what about you?--
--bernstein, are you sure on this story?	Absolutely--
--if he did it or just said he did it, god knows.	I could care less about where it happened; what happened is what counts.  Put him on.  Ken, I'm sorry, it was Goddamn Beirut and they were having a crisis, what's up, kid?  Slow down, Ken, you sound frazzled.  A wife and a family and a cat and a dog, right, Ken.  Ken, I would never print that you were in Marilyn's apartment at night-- unless, of course, you force me to.
--there's nothing new in it--	--it makes the break-in real--it's a major goddamn story--  --I'm not going to kick ass over this, but I'd like you to know I hate getting beat, I just hate it-- don't forget that I hate it--
--it would have been nice to have had this, i sure would have liked to have had this--	--there's nothing new in it--
i thought you guys were supposed to be working on this story--  --you think i like being aced out?	--what?--
what's a real denial?	If they ever start calling us goddamn liars--  --it's time to start circling the wagons.
--and we got a guy in justice--	--Deep Throat?--
--no--	--goddamnit, when's somebody gonna go on the record on this story--
you're a sex junkie, you know that, carl?	Nobody's perfect.  I'm glad you're out of it, Hannah-- you're a terrific reporter and I turned you into a bookkeeper.
there's always a later plane.	You're a sex junkie, you know that, Carl?
i thought you had to get to miami.	There's always a later plane.
it's right under that pile.	I thought you had to get to Miami.
give me your checkbook then.	It's right under that pile.
i think.	Give me your checkbook then.
you're two months behind--you got enough to cover?	I think.
five hundred; six maybe.	You're two months behind--you got enough to cover?
lot of pressure at the star.  carl, when we got married, you were four thousand dollars in debt; when we split, you were solvent. that may prove to be the outstanding single achievement of my life, and now look at this.  how much did the damn bike cost?	Five hundred; six maybe.
hey... very tense.	Lot of pressure at the Star.  Carl, when we got married, you were four thousand dollars in debt; when we split, you were solvent. That may prove to be the outstanding single achievement of my life, and now look at this.  How much did the damn bike cost?
carl, it's a jungle.  i suggest you either pay this immediately or lay in a large supply of candles.  you'd give a stranger the shirt off your back--except it wouldn't be paid for.	Hey... very tense.
oh, they're here.  i'm keeping much better records now, hannah.  see?	Carl, it's a jungle.  I suggest you either pay this immediately or lay in a large supply of candles.  You'd give a stranger the shirt off your back--except it wouldn't be paid for.
where are your bills, carl?	Oh, they're here.  I'm keeping much better records now, Hannah.  See?
hannah, i never would have bothered you but i'm off to miami and they're gonna take away my ten speed unless i get it straightened out fast.	Where are your bills, Carl?
hey, easy...	We're a long way from high school, Carl...  ...and I'm scared.
i don't know what they'd do to me.	Hey, easy...
if you don't like it down there, why don't you quit?	I don't know what they'd do to me.
you don't believe me? well, i was working the weekend of the break-in and my god, all the executives were running around like crazy--you had to practically wait in line to use the shredding machine--and when the fbi came to investigate, they never even asked me about it.	If you don't like it down there, why don't you quit?
fbi too?	You don't believe me? Well, I was working the weekend of the break-in and my God, all the executives were running around like crazy--you had to practically wait in line to use the shredding machine--and when the FBI came to investigate, they never even asked me about it.
this girlfriend of mine at the committee, the other day she went back to the d.a. to tell the things the fbi didn't ask her. that night, her boss, he knew what she'd done. they control everything; that's how they know it all.	FBI too?
--you don't really think you're being followed?	This girlfriend of mine at the Committee, the other day she went back to the D.A. to tell the things the FBI didn't ask her. That night, her boss, he knew what she'd done. They control everything; that's how they know it all.
anyplace really public, they'd know about it--they know everything at the committee, carl--	--you don't really think you're being followed?
this is practically a high school reunion for us, jane--i would have sprung for a classier place.	Anyplace really public, they'd know about it--they know everything at the Committee, Carl--
it was all so crazy--the day after the break-in he gave us a speech, bouncing up and down on his heels in that loony way of his--gordon told us not to let jim mccord ruin everything--don't let one bad apple spoil the barrel, he said. you just know that when gordon liddy's calling someone a bad apple, something's wrong somewhere.  ...it's all so rotten... and getting worse... and all i care about is hugh sloan. his wife was going to leave him if he didn't stand up and do what was right. and he quit. he quit because he saw it and didn't want any part of it.	Think Sloan's being set up as a fall guy for John Mitchell? Sometimes it looks that way.
gordon liddy, you mean?	It was all so crazy--the day after the break-in he gave us a speech, bouncing up and down on his heels in that loony way of his--Gordon told us not to let Jim McCord ruin everything--don't let one bad apple spoil the barrel, he said. You just know that when Gordon Liddy's calling someone a bad apple, something's wrong somewhere.  ...It's all so rotten... and getting worse... and all I care about is Hugh Sloan. His wife was going to leave him if he didn't stand up and do what was right. And he quit. He quit because he saw it and didn't want any part of it.
--omigod, there was so much of it, six million came in one two-day period-- six million cash, we couldn't find enough places to put it. i thought it was all legal, i guess i did, til after the break-in, when i remembered gordon got so much of it.	Gordon Liddy, you mean?
it's awfully hot--  --and you haven't finished telling me about the money--	--omigod, there was so much of it, six million came in one two-day period-- six million cash, we couldn't find enough places to put it. I thought it was all legal, I guess I did, til after the break-in, when I remembered Gordon got so much of it.
there were a group of them--i think five, i don't know their names.	Sloan knew which five, didn't he?
who were they?	There were a group of them--I think five, I don't know their names.
the ones who could disburse the money.	Who were they?
which people?	The ones who could disburse the money.
i can't be positive that it was used for the break-in but people sure are worried.	Which people?
could buy a lot of steaks, 350,000 dollars.	I can't be positive that it was used for the break-in but people sure are worried.
a lot of it was. i just thought it was sort of an all-purpose political fund--you know, for taking fat cats to dinner, things like that.	Could buy a lot of steaks, 350,000 dollars.
--it was all in hundreds, wasn't it?	A lot of it was. I just thought it was sort of an all-purpose political fund--you know, for taking fat cats to dinner, things like that.
there are too many people watching me--they know i know a lot--	--it was all in hundreds, wasn't it?
...no... never in so many words...	It's obvious you want to talk to someone--well, I'm someone.
i was just curious--you don't do it well, so i wondered. have you been threatened, if you told the truth, is that it?	...No... never in so many words...
--right, right, i've got to go.  why did you lie just then?	I was just curious--you don't do it well, so I wondered. Have you been threatened, if you told the truth, is that it?
one minute but then--	--right, right, I've got to go.  Why did you lie just then?
you were hugh sloan's bookkeeper when he worked for maurice stans at finance, and we were sort of wondering, did you go work for stans immediately after sloan quit or was there a time lapse?	I never worked for Sloan or Stans.
i'm relaxed--light your cigarette.	You were Hugh Sloan's bookkeeper when he worked for Maurice Stans at Finance, and we were sort of wondering, did you go work for Stans immediately after Sloan quit or was there a time lapse?
we don't tell anyone that. which is why you can talk to us. and if we can't verify what you say someplace else, we don't print it. that's another reason you can relax.	I'm relaxed--light your cigarette.
all those articles you people write-- where do you find that stuff?	We don't tell anyone that. Which is why you can talk to us. And if we can't verify what you say someplace else, we don't print it. That's another reason you can relax.
but i want you to know that i understand why you're afraid--a lot of good people down there at the committee are afraid. i'm really sorry for what you're being put through.	All those articles you people write-- where do you find that stuff?
just let me get a match.	But I want you to know that I understand why you're afraid--a lot of good people down there at the Committee are afraid. I'm really sorry for what you're being put through.
you've really got to go.	Just let me get a match.
a miami d.a. the guy doing the investigating is named martin dardis.	Irwin? I really feel bad, doing something like this--you know that, don't you?
who by?	A Miami D.A. The guy doing the investigating is named Martin Dardis.
it was accurate, but i can't get a fuller listing for you--all barker's phone records have been subpoenaed.	Who by?
just tell me about the goddamn article.	It was accurate, but I can't get a fuller listing for you--all Barker's phone records have been subpoenaed.
and that makes anything you do ok, is that it?	Just tell me about the goddamn article.
something maybe big.	And that makes anything you do OK, is that it?
my big civil rights buddy--  --boy, if john mitchell was after your phone records, would you be screaming.  what're you onto?	Something maybe big.
no games, irwin; give.	My big civil rights buddy--  --boy, if John Mitchell was after your phone records, would you be screaming.  What're you onto?
what do you want to know?	No games, Irwin; give.
so tell me about the times article.	What do you want to know?
'cause i'm not calling out from the phone company anymore--  --i think the place is bugged.	So tell me about the Times article.
why couldn't you have just dialed me from the office, irwin?	'Cause I'm not calling out from the phone company anymore--  --I think the place is bugged.
--if we wrote a story that said haldeman controlled the fund?--	--let me put it this way: I'd have no problem if you did.
--that leaves haldeman, period.	I'm not your source on that.
--i'm not your source on that--	--it's gotta be Haldeman--someone from the White House had to be involved--
--this'll only take one second--	--my wife just had the baby, my in- laws are arriving, I'm trying to get the house in some kind of shape.
i really can't talk now--	--this'll only take one second--
what happens when the baby comes?	We're moving.  I've been looking for a job but it's been... hard. My name's been in the papers too much. Sometimes I wonder if reporters understand how much pain they can inflict in just one sentence. I'm not thinking of myself. But my wife, my parents, it's been very rough on them.
routine--i'd just call john mitchell over at the justice department and he'd say "go ahead, give out the money."	What happens when the baby comes?
ordinarily, though, what was the procedure?	Routine--I'd just call John Mitchell over at the Justice Department and he'd say "go ahead, give out the money."
right.	Then Barker withdrew the 25 thousand in hundred dollar bills and gave it back to Liddy who gave it back to me and I put it in the office safe which was crammed.
i will not talk about the other two.	Kalmbach--Nixon's personal lawyer.
but they both worked at the white house?	I will not talk about the other two.
to cover up?	Well, they sure didn't ask us to come forward and tell the truth.
we were never told flat out "don't talk." but the message was clear.	To cover up?
because people at the committee were told to lie to the prosecutors?	We were never told flat out "Don't talk." But the message was clear.
that's another of the things i'm not so sure of.	Because people at the Committee were told to lie to the prosecutors?
do you think the truth will come out at the trial?	That's another of the things I'm not so sure of.
try and understand this. i'm a decent republican. i believe in richard nixon. i worked in the white house four years--so did my wife. what happened on june 17 i don't think the president knew anything about. some of his men i'm not so sure of.	Do you think the truth will come out at the trial?
--they're worse. that's why i quit.	Try and understand this. I'm a decent Republican. I believe in Richard Nixon. I worked in the White House four years--so did my wife. What happened on June 17 I don't think the President knew anything about. Some of his men I'm not so sure of.
--then again, maybe things are even worse than we've written--	--they're worse. That's why I quit.
what's this?	My non-denial denial.
--well shit, we oughtta be tense-- we're about to accuse mr. haldeman who only happens to be the second most important man in america of conducting a criminal conspiracy from inside the white house--  --it would be nice if we were right--	--you double-checked both sources?--
--i don't know, i don't know, it feels thin--	--Christ, I wish I knew if we should print this--
same kind of crap--	--all non-denial denials--we're dirty guys and they doubt we were ever virgins but they don't say the story is inaccurate.
then it's our asses, isn't it?	And we'll all have to go to work for a living.
you saying the democrats bugged themselves?	The FBI thinks it's possible--the Democrats need a campaign issue, corruption's always a good one.  Get off the story, Ben--or put some people on McGovern's finances; fair is fair, even in our business.
look--why would the republicans do it? --my god, mcgovern is self- destructing before our eyes--just like muskie did, humphrey, the bunch of 'em.  why would the burglars have put the tape around the door instead of up and down unless they wanted to get caught? why did they take a walkie- talkie and then turn it off, unless they wanted to get caught? why would they use mccord--the only direct contact to the republicans?	You saying the Democrats bugged themselves?
ben, jesus, there are over two thousand reporters in this town, are there five on watergate? where did we suddenly get all this wisdom?	Look--why would the Republicans do it? --my God, McGovern is self- destructing before our eyes--just like Muskie did, Humphrey, the bunch of 'em.  Why would the burglars have put the tape around the door instead of up and down unless they wanted to get caught? Why did they take a walkie- talkie and then turn it off, unless they wanted to get caught? Why would they use McCord--the only direct contact to the Republicans?
it will, it just hasn't bottomed out yet, give it time.	Ben, Jesus, there are over two thousand reporters in this town, are there five on Watergate? Where did we suddenly get all this wisdom?
go on.	It's not that we're using unnamed sources that bothers me, or that everything we print the White House denies, or that almost no other papers are reprinting our stuff.
i don't think either metropolitan or national should cover the story.  i don't think we should cover the story, period.	Go on.
anything else from mr. throat?	Mitchell started the cover-up early, everyone is involved in the cover- up, all the way to the top. The whole U.S. intelligence community is mixed in with the covert activities. The extent of it is incredible.  And people's lives are in danger, maybe including ours.
we can't talk inside either?	Electronic surveillance.
--i'm sure--	--I'm not sure, it still feels thin--
--what do you think?--	--he went to her apartment and he told her--
--his dialing finger must be falling off--	--what do you think?--
i got clawsen on hold--	--his dialing finger must be falling off--
--i saw him. he verifies.	OK.  You're about to write a story that says that the former Attorney General-- the man who represented law in America-- is a crook.  Just be right, huh?
this is a daily paper, we'll explain it tomorrow.  you're certain on mitchell?	He approved the payments to Liddy while he was still Attorney General--
i don't know titles.	Is he on the level of Assistant to the President or not?
just tell me his title.	I don't know titles.
you asking me to disclose my source?	Just tell me his title.
how senior?	You asking me to disclose my source?
i was told by this guy at the white house that hunt was investigating teddy kennedy.	How senior?
i have nothing more to say.	You don't mind getting on people's nerves, do you?
are you implying you don't believe me?	I have nothing more to say.
it was really nice of you to come, since you'd only met him once.	Are you implying you don't believe me?
barker's wife called me at three this morning; her husband apparently had told her to call if he hadn't called her by then.	It was really nice of you to come, since you'd only met him once.
a miami social occasion?  mr. rafferty told me the cubans were from miami.	Barker's wife called me at three this morning; her husband apparently had told her to call if he hadn't called her by then.
--i met one of the defendants, mr. barker, at a social occasion once--  --i have nothing more to say.	A Miami social occasion?  Mr. Rafferty told me the Cubans were from Miami.
you're a lawyer and you're here--	--I met one of the defendants, Mr. Barker, at a social occasion once--  --I have nothing more to say.
they are not my clients.	You're a lawyer and you're here--
your clients were arrested with a walkie-talkie; they didn't need that to talk among themselves.	They are not my clients.
there is no reason to assume other people were involved.	Your clients were arrested with a walkie-talkie; they didn't need that to talk among themselves.
did you know to come because one of the other men involved in the break- in called you?	There is no reason to assume other people were involved.
well, they never would have been assigned if anyone had known the burglars had arranged for their own counsel. and that could only mean the burglars didn't arrange for their own counsel--they never even made a phone call.  so if they didn't ask for you to be here, how did you know to come?	Did you know to come because one of the other men involved in the break- in called you?
so?	Well, they never would have been assigned if anyone had known the burglars had arranged for their own counsel. And that could only mean the burglars didn't arrange for their own counsel--they never even made a phone call.  So if they didn't ask for you to be here, how did you know to come?
probably you're right, but a little while ago, i was talking to a couple of lawyers who'd been assigned to represent the burglars.	So?
i assure you, there's nothing mysterious involved.	Probably you're right, but a little while ago, I was talking to a couple of lawyers who'd been assigned to represent the burglars.
what i don't understand is how you got here.	I assure you, there's nothing mysterious involved.
--you have nothing more to say, i understand that.	What I don't understand is how you got here.
look, i told you inside--	--you have nothing more to say, I understand that.
mr. rafferty was very helpful. four cuban-americans and this other man, james mccord.	Look, I told you inside--
clearly, i am here, but only as an individual, i'm not the attorney of record.  mr. rafferty has that position. whatever you want, you'll have to get from him, i have nothing more to say.	Mr. Rafferty was very helpful. Four Cuban-Americans and this other man, James McCord.
douglas caddy, the attorney of record, when questioned about his presence in the courtroom, denied he was in the courtroom, "i'm not here," mr. caddy said.	Clearly, I am here, but only as an individual, I'm not the attorney of record.  Mr. Rafferty has that position. Whatever you want, you'll have to get from him, I have nothing more to say.
ok.	Douglas Caddy, the attorney of record, when questioned about his presence in the courtroom, denied he was in the courtroom, "I'm not here," Mr. Caddy said.
--i'm not here.	OK.
mr. caddy? my name's bob woodward, i'm from the post and i wanted to ask about how you happened to come on this case--	--I'm not here.
well, was it in a bar, her apartment, some restaurant--	--I've completely forgotten where it was, except I know it wasn't her apartment.
where?  what do you mean, where?	Well, was it in a bar, her apartment, some restaurant--
sorry, ken; listen, one last thing: where did your talk with berger happen?	Where?  What do you mean, where?
that's a bullshit question, that's a question straight out of wichita, kansas.	Sorry, Ken; listen, one last thing: where did your talk with Berger happen?
she's an awfully good reporter--i can't remember her getting too much wrong before, can you?	That's a bullshit question, that's a question straight out of Wichita, Kansas.
absolutely--marilyn's gotten it totally wrong--	She's an awfully good reporter--I can't remember her getting too much wrong before, can you?
you claiming it was all a misunderstanding, ken?	Absolutely--Marilyn's gotten it totally wrong--
i don't know; i really don't. the last time i saw it was when i was in washington. i gave it to the finance department of the committee to re- elect the president. how it got to that burglar, your guess is as good as mine.	That checks out with our finding, thank you, Mr. Dahlberg.
i see. and how do you think it reached miami?	I don't know; I really don't. The last time I saw it was when I was in Washington. I gave it to the Finance department of the Committee to Re- Elect the President. How it got to that burglar, your guess is as good as mine.
that twenty-five thousand dollars is money i collected for nixon in this year's campaign.	I see. And how do you think it reached Miami?
i'm a proper citizen, i'm a decent man, i don't do anything that isn't decent or proper.  i know i shouldn't tell you this...	That twenty-five thousand dollars is money I collected for Nixon in this year's campaign.
yes, sir.	I'm a proper citizen, I'm a decent man, I don't do anything that isn't decent or proper.  I know I shouldn't tell you this...
...you're definitely doing a story...?	Yes, sir.
the twenty-five thousand dollar one.  the one with your name on it.  in bernard barker's florida account.  bernard barker, the watergate burglar--	...you're definitely doing a story...?
...check...?	The twenty-five thousand dollar one.  The one with your name on it.  In Bernard Barker's Florida account.  Bernard Barker, the Watergate burglar--
--this should take only a minute, mr. dahlberg, but we're doing a follow- up on the break-in--  --and i was kind of curious about your check.	...check...?
we know that--and if we were wrong, we're resigning--were we wrong?	You'll have to find that out, won't you?--
--you've done worse than let haldeman slip away, you've got people feeling sorry for him--i didn't think that was possible. a conspiracy like this-- the rope has to tighten slowly around everyone's neck. you build from the outer edges and you go step by step. if you shoot too high and miss, then everybody feels more secure. you've put the investigation back months.	We know that--and if we were wrong, we're resigning--were we wrong?
--i know, i know, the pressure's off the white house and it's all back on the post--	--you've done worse than let Haldeman slip away, you've got people feeling sorry for him--I didn't think that was possible. A conspiracy like this-- the rope has to tighten slowly around everyone's neck. You build from the outer edges and you go step by step. If you shoot too high and miss, then everybody feels more secure. You've put the investigation back months.
fifty ratfuckers directed by the white house to destroy the democrats?	I was being cautious.  You can safely say more then fifty...
yes, yes, everything. there were over fifty people employed by the white house and creep to ratfuck-- some of what they did is beyond belief.	Fifty ratfuckers directed by the White House to destroy the Democrats?
and justice and fbi know all this?	Yes, yes, everything. There were over fifty people employed by the White House and CREEP to ratfuck-- some of what they did is beyond belief.
nationwide--my god, they were frightened of muskie and look who got destroyed--they wanted to run against mcgovern, and look who they're running against. they bugged, they followed people, false press leaks, fake letters, they canceled democratic campaign rallies, they investigated democratic private lives, they planted spies, stole documents, on and on-- don't tell me you think this was all the work of little don segretti.	And Justice and FBI know all this?
how grand?	Nationwide--my God, they were frightened of Muskie and look who got destroyed--they wanted to run against McGovern, and look who they're running against. They bugged, they followed people, false press leaks, fake letters, they canceled Democratic campaign rallies, they investigated Democratic private lives, they planted spies, stole documents, on and on-- don't tell me you think this was all the work of little Don Segretti.
--don't you miss the grand scheme too.	How grand?
--the canuck letter--was that a white house operation--	--don't you miss the grand scheme too.
follow every lead--every lead goes somewhere--	--the Canuck letter--was that a White House operation--
there were more then.	Follow every lead--every lead goes somewhere--
--don't concentrate on segretti or you'll miss the overall scheme too.	There were more then.
talk about segretti--	--don't concentrate on Segretti or you'll miss the overall scheme too.
total manipulation. i suppose you could say they wanted to subvert the constitution, but they don't think along philosophical lines.	Talk about Segretti--
why did they do all this for chrissakes?--what were they after?	Total manipulation. I suppose you could say they wanted to subvert the Constitution, but they don't think along philosophical lines.
you get nothing from me about haldeman?	Why did they do all this for Chrissakes?--what were they after?
haldeman too?	You get nothing from me about Haldeman?
of course--my god, you think something this big just happens? the break-in and the cover up, of course mitchell knew, but no more than ehrlichman.	Haldeman too?
mitchell knew then.	Of course--my God, you think something this big just happens? The break-in and the cover up, of course Mitchell knew, but no more than Ehrlichman.
someone with authority i'd imagine, wouldn't you?  don't you know what you're onto? come on.	Mitchell knew then.
why didn't they?--who told them not to?	Someone with authority I'd imagine, wouldn't you?  Don't you know what you're onto? Come on.
they know, but they focused on the burglary--if it didn't deal with the break-in, they didn't pursue it.	Why didn't they?--who told them not to?
do justice and the fbi know what we know, and why the hell haven't they done anything about it?	They know, but they focused on the burglary--if it didn't deal with the break-in, they didn't pursue it.
i hope you noticed how coolly i behaved under the threat of discovery.	Do Justice and the FBI know what we know, and why the hell haven't they done anything about it?
what?	Did you change cabs?  It didn't work, something moved there--
the slush fund at creep financed the ratfucking, we've almost got that nailed down, so--	What?
you'll have to find that out, won't you.	The slush fund at CREEP financed the ratfucking, we've almost got that nailed down, so--
who?--be specific. how high up?	You'll have to find that out, won't you.
yes, the little ratfuckers are now running our government.	Who?--be specific. How high up?
i know what it means--segretti wouldn't go on the record, but if he would, we know he'd implicate chapin. and that would put us inside the white house.	Yes, the little ratfuckers are now running our government.
in my day, it was simply called the double cross. i believe the cia refers to it as mindfuck. in our context, it simply means infiltration of the democrats.	I know what it means--Segretti wouldn't go on the record, but if he would, we know he'd implicate Chapin. And that would put us inside the White House.
ratfucking.	In my day, it was simply called the double cross. I believe the CIA refers to it as Mindfuck. In our context, it simply means infiltration of the Democrats.
my turn to keep you waiting.  what's the topic for tonight?	Ratfucking.
liddy--you think there's a chance he'll talk?	Talk? Once, at a gathering, he put his hand over a candle. And he kept it there. He kept it right in the flame until his flesh seared. A woman who was watching asked, "What's the trick?" And he replied. "The trick is not minding."
what i know, you'll have to find out on your own.	Liddy--you think there's a chance he'll talk?
what's the whole thing about--do you know?	What I know, you'll have to find out on your own.
--melodramatic?  things are past that--remember, these are men with switchblade mentalities who run the world as if it were dodge city.	What's the whole thing about--do you know?
i did everything you said, but it all seemed--	--melodramatic?  Things are past that--remember, these are men with switchblade mentalities who run the world as if it were Dodge City.
you changed cabs? you're sure no one followed you?	I did everything you said, but it all seemed--
this man gordon liddy--he's going to be tried along with hunt and the five burglars--we know he knows a lot, we just don't know what.	You changed cabs? You're sure no one followed you?
go on.	This man Gordon Liddy--he's going to be tried along with Hunt and the five burglars--we know he knows a lot, we just don't know what.
to where?	Go on.
follow the money. always follow the money.	To where?
john mitchell resigned as head of creep to spend more time with his family. that doesn't exactly have the ring of truth.  howard hunt's been found--there was talk that his lawyer had 25 thousand in cash in a paper bag.	Follow the money. Always follow the money.
because the press stinks too--history on the run, that's all you're interested in.  you come up with anything?	John Mitchell resigned as head of CREEP to spend more time with his family. That doesn't exactly have the ring of truth.  Howard Hunt's been found--there was talk that his lawyer had 25 thousand in cash in a paper bag.
if you don't like them, why won't you be more concrete with me?	Because the press stinks too--history on the run, that's all you're interested in.  You come up with anything?
then there must be something, mustn't there. look, forget the myths the media's created about the white house-- the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.	If you don't like them, why won't you be more concrete with me?
i don't know maybe sixteen, eighteen hours a day--we've got sources at justice, the fbi, but it's still drying up.	Then there must be something, mustn't there. Look, forget the myths the media's created about the White House-- the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.
you thought i'd help out on specifics?  i'll confirm what you get, try to keep you on the right track, but that's all.  are you guys really working?  how much?	I don't know maybe sixteen, eighteen hours a day--we've got sources at Justice, the FBI, but it's still drying up.
nothing, that's the problem--the story's gone underground.	You thought I'd help out on specifics?  I'll confirm what you get, try to keep you on the right track, but that's all.  Are you guys really working?  How much?
i saw the flag signal--what's up?	Nothing, that's the problem--the story's gone underground.
i was just kind of wondering why your name and phone number were in the address books of two of the men arrested at watergate?	Good God!
--yes, yes, what is it?	I was just kind of wondering why your name and phone number were in the address books of two of the men arrested at Watergate?
hi, i'm bob woodward of the post and--	--yes, yes, what is it?
howard hunt here.	Hi, I'm Bob Woodward of the Post and--
hello, i'm bob woodward of the washing post and...  mullen and company public relations? could you tell me when you expect mr. hunt?  he is?	Howard Hunt here.
where?	The C.I.A.
...central... intelligence... agency...	Where?
where in government?	...Central... Intelligence... Agency...
government. recently retired.	Where in government?
where?	Government. Recently retired.
security consultant.	Where?
and what is your occupation, mr. mccord?	Security consultant.
will you step forward, sir.	And what is your occupation, Mr. McCord?
james mccord.	Will you step forward, sir.
your name, please.	James McCord.
we're going to need lots of good luck, aren't we?	Nobody ever had too much.
i would, if you really ever wanted to know.	I really want to know.
you've never told anyone who he is?  but you'd have to tell me if i asked you.  tell me.	I would, if you really ever wanted to know.
it is.	You've never told anyone who he is?  But you'd have to tell me if I asked you.  Tell me.
but it's possible.	It is.
i couldn't say.	But it's possible.
and the underground garage one.  would i know him?	I couldn't say.
some justice department lawyers and an fbi man, and some people from the committee to re-elect, yes ma'am.	And the underground garage one.  Would I know him?
never? please don't tell me never.  ben says you've found some wonderful sources.	Some Justice Department lawyers and an FBI man, and some people from the Committee to Re-Elect, yes ma'am.
it may never come out.	Never? Please don't tell me never.  Ben says you've found some wonderful sources.
when will you be, do you think?-- when are we going to know it all?	It may never come out.
no.	When will you be, do you think?-- when are we going to know it all?
are you sure?	No.
i think so.	Are you sure?
you know, the paper was my father's and my husband's when they were alive and i was thinking back a year or two ago when ben called me and said he wanted to publish the pentagon papers the next day. the times had already been stopped from publishing anymore of them and all my legal counsel said "don't, don't" and i was frightened but i knew if i said no, i'd lose the whole fifth floor. so we published, and that night, after i'd told ben to go ahead, i woke up in the darkness and i thought, "oh my lord, what am i doing to this newspaper?"  i woke up again last night with that same question.  are we right on this story?	I think so.
--i'm woodward.	You know, the paper was my father's and my husband's when they were alive and I was thinking back a year or two ago when Ben called me and said he wanted to publish the Pentagon Papers the next day. The Times had already been stopped from publishing anymore of them and all my legal counsel said "don't, don't" and I was frightened but I knew if I said no, I'd lose the whole fifth floor. So we published, and that night, after I'd told Ben to go ahead, I woke up in the darkness and I thought, "Oh my Lord, what am I doing to this newspaper?"  I woke up again last night with that same question.  Are we right on this story?
i'm so glad you could come, mr.--	--I'm Woodward.
--absolutely--and that's all they do, sit sit sit--every once in a while, they call up a senator, some reporting--	--well, what if your boys get it wrong--
--well, i've got some pretty experienced fellas sitting around, wouldn't you say so?--	--absolutely--and that's all they do, sit sit sit--every once in a while, they call up a Senator, some reporting--
ask him what he's really saying--he means take the story away from woodstein and give it to his people at the national desk--	--well, I've got some pretty experienced fellas sitting around, wouldn't you say so?--
--this white house guy, a good one, a pro, came up and asked what is this watergate compulsion with you guys and i said, well, we think it's important and he said, if it's so goddamn important, who the hell are woodward and bernstein?	Ask him what he's really saying--he means take the story away from Woodstein and give it to his people at the National Desk--
--correction--when you were drinking your lunch at the bar of the sans souci--	--this White House guy, a good one, a pro, came up and asked what is this Watergate compulsion with you guys and I said, well, we think it's important and he said, if it's so goddamn important, who the hell are Woodward and Bernstein?
--nobody gives a shit about the dahlberg repercussions--	--quit equivocating, say what you mean--  --our story got Government Accounting to start an audit on CREEP's finances--
--you are ignoring the importance of the dahlberg repercussions--	--nobody gives a shit about the Dahlberg repercussions--
--who you got?--	--well, Sloan--
i never asked them about watergate. i only said what were hunt's duties at the white house. they volunteered that he was innocent when nobody asked was he guilty.	I think we got a White House consultant linked to the bugging.
so?	I never asked them about Watergate. I only said what were Hunt's duties at the White House. They volunteered that he was innocent when nobody asked was he guilty.
whaddya got, whaddya got?	Hunt is Colson's man--  --that's Charles Colson, Nixon's special counsel--  --they both went to Brown University--  --Hunt worked for the C.I.A. till '70, and this is on deep background, the FBI thinks he's involved with the break-in.
thanks, harry.  know anything about colson?	Just that on his office wall there's a cartoon with a caption reading, "When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow."
the second most powerful man is robert haldeman. just below him are a trio: mr. erlichman is haldeman's friend, and they protect the president from everybody which is why they are referred to as either the german shepherds or the berlin wall. mr. mitchell we've already discussed. mr. colson is the president's special counsel.	Thanks, Harry.  Know anything about Colson?
the most powerful man in america is president nixon, probably you've heard his name.	The second most powerful man is Robert Haldeman. Just below him are a trio: Mr. Erlichman is Haldeman's friend, and they protect the President from everybody which is why they are referred to as either The German Shepherds or the Berlin Wall. Mr. Mitchell we've already discussed. Mr. Colson is the President's special counsel.
who's colson, harry?	The most powerful man in America is President Nixon, probably you've heard his name.
i would liken your query to being in russia half a century ago and asking someone, "i understand who lenin is and trotsky i got too, but who's this yokel stalin?"	Who's Colson, Harry?
who's charles colson?	I would liken your query to being in Russia half a century ago and asking someone, "I understand who Lenin is and Trotsky I got too, but who's this yokel Stalin?"
lotsa hints--	I can't sell hints to Simons--  --you called everyone you know?  Call someone you don't know.
what'd you get on w.house?	Lotsa hints--
as a rough rule of thumb, as far as i can throw bronco nagurski, that's how much i trust john mitchell...	What'd you get on W.House?
you can't believe that.	As a rough rule of thumb, as far as I can throw Bronco Nagurski, that's how much I trust John Mitchell...
mr. john mitchell, the head of creep, says it means nothing.  "...this man and the other people involved were not operating on either our behalf or with our consent. these is no place in our campaign or in the electoral process for this type of activity, and we will not forget it or condone it."	You can't believe that.
the head of security for the reelection of a republican president got caught bugging the national offices of the democrats? what the hell does that mean?	Mr. John Mitchell, the head of CREEP, says it means nothing.  "...This man and the other people involved were not operating on either our behalf or with our consent. These is no place in our campaign or in the electoral process for this type of activity, and we will not forget it or condone it."
then how come the associated press were the ones found out that mr. mccord is security coordinator for the committee to re-elect the president, otherwise known as creep?	The head of security for the reelection of a Republican President got caught bugging the national offices of the Democrats? What the hell does that mean?
i did all right on mccord.	Then how come the Associated Press were the ones found out that Mr. McCord is security coordinator for the Committee to Re-elect the President, otherwise known as CREEP?
ok, get on this w.house guy and do a better job then you did on mccord.	I did all right on McCord.
that's everything bachinski had, i think it's worth following up.	Don't know; who the hell's Howard Hunt?  It's probably nothing but check it out. Just go easy, it could be crazy Cubans.
...go on, go on...	That's everything Bachinski had, I think it's worth following up.
preliminary hearing at superior courthouse?	Two o'clock, work the phones 'til you go.
as usual, that keen mind of yours has pegged the situation perfectly.  except  it wasn't local democratic headquarters, it was national democratic headquarters--  --and  these weren't just any idiots, these were special idiots, seeing as when they were arrested at 2:30 this morning, they were all wearing business suits and playtex gloves and were carrying--  --a walkie-talkie, forty rolls of film, cameras, lock picks, pen-sized tear gas guns, plus various bugging devices.  not to mention over two thousand dollars, mostly in sequenced hundred dollar bills.	Preliminary hearing at Superior Courthouse?
you call me in on my day off because some idiots have broken into local democratic headquarters--tell me, harry, why should i be smiling?	As usual, that keen mind of yours has pegged the situation perfectly.  Except  it wasn't local Democratic Headquarters, it was National Democratic Headquarters--  --and  these weren't just any idiots, these were special idiots, seeing as when they were arrested at 2:30 this morning, they were all wearing business suits and Playtex gloves and were carrying--  --a walkie-talkie, forty rolls of film, cameras, lock picks, pen-sized tear gas guns, plus various bugging devices.  Not to mention over two thousand dollars, mostly in sequenced hundred dollar bills.
where's that cheery face we've come to know and love?	You call me in on my day off because some idiots have broken into local Democratic Headquarters--tell me, Harry, why should I be smiling?
more denunciations?	One Senator just gave a speech slurring us 57 times in 20 minutes.
--harry, weren't you just arguing the opposite way?--	--maybe I'm tense--
--listen, i love this country, you think i want to bring it down?--i'm not some goddamn zany, i was a hawk--	--Harry, weren't you just arguing the opposite way?--
--listen, we didn't make them do these things--once they did, it's our job to report it--	--go over your sources again--
--has any of them got an ax?--	--political, personal, sexual, anything at all against Mitchell?--
i don't get it--you were the one who wanted to fire him.	I know, I did, but damnit Howard--  For the first time since I've known him, I think he's really humping...
that was awhile ago.	I don't get it--you were the one who wanted to fire him.
--remember toronto, harry.	That was awhile ago.
howard--	--remember Toronto, Harry.
anyone but bernstein.	Howard--
i can predict the next words you're gonna say: "anyone but bernstein."  i want to send a reporter to miami.	Anyone but Bernstein.
could develop.	Let me see what you get, but don't jump--The New York Times thinks it's crazy Cubans.
--in other words, you got nothing, you're thumbsucking.	Could develop.
woodward's onto a new wrinkle with the break-in thing--absolute page one stuff--	--in other words, you got nothing, you're thumbsucking.
anything?	Woodward's onto a new wrinkle with the break-in thing--absolute page one stuff--
--well and good, but when will he say it on the record.	He just did.
--and he says chapin hired segretti--	--well and good, but when will he say it on the record.
--which young?	Larry Young, a California lawyer--
you think she wants us to ease up on the story?	I don't know, but I don't think that's unreasonable either, do you?
maybe to fire you--since you two started on this story, the post stock has dropped, what, 50 percent?  and the word is some nixon people are challenging her tv licenses. i'm not saying she's going on relief, but i don't think it's unreasonable for her to want to meet you.	You think she wants us to ease up on the story?
what do you think mrs. graham wants to see me for?	Maybe to fire you--since you two started on this story, the Post stock has dropped, what, 50 percent?  And the word is some Nixon people are challenging her TV licenses. I'm not saying she's going on relief, but I don't think it's unreasonable for her to want to meet you.
--no--	--can we use their names?--
isn't that what you'd expect them to say?	Absolutely.
according to white house personnel, hunt definitely works there as a consultant for colson. but when i called the white house press office, they said he hadn't worked there for three months. then the p.r. guy said the weirdest thing to me.  "i am convinced that neither mr. colson nor anyone else at the white house had any knowledge of, or participation in, this deplorable incident at the democratic national committee."	Isn't that what you'd expect them to say?
what else have you got?	According to White House personnel, Hunt definitely works there as a consultant for Colson. But when I called the White House Press office, they said he hadn't worked there for three months. Then the P.R. guy said the weirdest thing to me.  "I am convinced that neither Mr. Colson nor anyone else at the White House had any knowledge of, or participation in, this deplorable incident at the Democratic National Committee."
--look, when the watergate grand jury questioned you, did you name names?	Of course--everything they asked--
--and it wasn't ehrlichman or colson or the president.	No, none of those.
a boy or a girl?	A girl. Melissa.
go on.	Well, when Liddy came and asked for money for what turned out to be the break-in funds, I went to the safe and gave him--out of this whole fortune--I happened to give him the same hundreds he gave me--banks have to keep track of hundreds. If the money had been in fifties, or if I'd grabbed a different stack, there probably wouldn't have been any Watergate story.
one thing i'm not completely clear on--when you gave out the money to liddy, how did that work?	Badly.  You don't realize how close all this came to staying undiscovered--I gave Liddy the Dahlberg check and he gave it to Barker who took it to Miami and deposited it.
i can't say anything, i'm sorry.	One thing I'm not completely clear on--when you gave out the money to Liddy, how did that work?
haldeman.  right?	I won't talk about the other two.
colson's too smart to get directly involved with something like that.	Haldeman.  Right?
when so ordered.	We're not sure we've got all the guys who could order you, but we know there were five.
and as treasurer, you could release those funds?	When so ordered.
no. it was closer to seven hundred thousand.	And as treasurer, you could release those funds?
the report on the cash in maurice stans' safe, the three hundred fifty thousand, that's true?	No. It was closer to seven hundred thousand.
as opposed to the committee? the committee's not an independent operation. everything is cleared with the white house. i don't think that the fbi or the prosecutors understand that.	The report on the cash in Maurice Stans' safe, the three hundred fifty thousand, that's true?
does "they" mean the white house?	As opposed to the Committee? The Committee's not an independent operation. Everything is cleared with the White House. I don't think that the FBI or the prosecutors understand that.
i'd like to talk to you, i really would, but my lawyers say i shouldn't until after the watergate trial.	You handed out the money. Maybe there's a legitimate explanation for the way it was done--
mr. sloan?	My wife told me to expect you.  As you know, I haven't talked to the press.
you work there, miss abbott.	I'm not Miss Abbott.
the what to what?	You work there, Miss Abbott.
no, i'm a reporter. i wanted to talk to you about the committee to re- elect.	The what to what?
--i already get the post. i don't need another subscription.	No, I'm a reporter. I wanted to talk to you about the Committee to Re- Elect.
hi. i'm bob woodward of the washington post and i hate to bother you at home--	--I already get the Post. I don't need another subscription.
i'll do it.	Okay then.  The rest of you okay with that?
oh, well...  it came from the heart.	Well then keep it coming.  Alright, people, good work!  Keep it up and we'll do great at the state competition.
no, it was good.	Oh, well...  It came from the heart.
sorry.	No, it was good.
what the hell was that?	Sorry.
sorry, coach.	What the fuck is this?  You got someplace more important to be?
christ!  i didn't say you were out of the game!	Sorry, coach.
you're a killer, ozzy!	-- Thanks, coach --
thanks coach.	You're a killer, Ozzy!
good work, ostreicher.	Thanks coach.
you have to pay attention to a girl. be sensitive to her feelings. relationships are reciprocal.	I'm not good in math.
...okay...	You have to pay attention to a girl. Be sensitive to her feelings. Relationships are reciprocal.
alright, well...you've got to tone it down.  you don't need to go to lookout point and spout cheeseball lines to be romantic.	...okay...
like what?	Alright, well...you've got to tone it down.  You don't need to go to Lookout Point and spout cheeseball lines to be romantic.
look, chris.  there are just some things you need to learn, that's all.	Like what?
uh...you know, my friends call me nova -- as in casanova.	You need some work, buddy!
what did you just say?	Suck me...beautiful?
sure.	There's something about the spring that's just cool.  Like the smell of fresh rain or something.
great evening, isn't it?	Sure.
finch, don't you think it's about time you learned to take a dump at school?	When was the last time you looked at the facilities here?
you're just gonna sit there and drink your coffee?	Mochaccino.  Actually, in the spirit of the pact, I do need to ask for your cooperation in one small matter.
finch!  where were you last night? what happened to the foolproof plan?	I thought a fashionably late entrance would enhance my appearance.  When I got here, the Bacchanalia was over and the nymphs had left.
good morning gentleman.	Finch!  Where were you last night? What happened to the foolproof plan?
finch, you can be the one to date a nearly-dead insane chick.  eat your damn imitation hot dog.	This is no imitation.  Removing the hot dog from the Ultradog yields a better dog.  Behold -- Ultradog, no dog.
perhaps you should consider actually answering an ad.	Finch, you can be the one to date a nearly-dead insane chick.  Eat your damn imitation hot dog.
i had no idea you'd be this good!	Neither did I!
yes ma'am, i am.	I had no idea you'd be this good!
mister finch -- are you trying to seduce me?	Yes ma'am, I am.
so...would you object if i said you're quite striking?	Mister Finch -- are you trying to seduce me?
single malt?	Aged eighteen years.  Why don't you get the glasses.  Behind the bar.
all right, i got some scotch.	Single malt?
no, no, that's what the cretins drink. i mean alcohol, liquor -- good stuff.	All right, I got some scotch.
i believe the kegs are upstairs.	No, no, that's what the cretins drink. I mean alcohol, liquor -- good stuff.
...nevermind.  you have anything to drink?	I believe the kegs are upstairs.
pardon me?	...Nevermind.  You have anything to drink?
oh no, no date.  bathroom incident.	Pardon me?
i'm so happy for you.  takes the edge off, doesn't it?  and where might your date be?	Oh no, no date.  Bathroom incident.
i'm three sheets to the wind, ma'am!	I'm so happy for you.  Takes the edge off, doesn't it?  And where might your date be?
as if there were any alternative in the matter.  are you enjoying yourself?	I'm three sheets to the wind, ma'am!
ah, stifler's mom!  thank you for letting us have a great party.	As if there were any alternative in the matter.  Are you enjoying yourself?
i'll tell you, i've learned one thing: women, like wine, get better with age.  of course, i have no frame of reference for this comparison.	So Oz, you almost made it, huh?
me too.  for the most part.	Nah.  Fuck, you guys are right, I don't know what I'm doing.  I mean I'm acting like I've got it all together tonight.  But I know Vicky is gonna ask me if I love her.  And I don't know what I'm gonna say.  So now it's like, maybe I'll just wimp out on the whole thing.
finch, listen -- stifler slipped some sort of laxative in your mocash-chino or whatever.  it's fast acting.  i mean <u>really</u> fast.	First of all, it's <u>Mocha</u>ccino, and secondly...Oohhhh!
charming.	Finch, listen -- Stifler slipped some sort of laxative in your Mocash-chino or whatever.  It's fast acting.  I mean <u>really</u> fast.
you're gonna shit your pants!	Charming.
why is this?	You're gonna shit your pants!
just go!	Why is this?
easy, tiger.  what's in there?	Just go!
finch!  get to the bathroom!  now!	Easy, tiger.  What's in there?
what do you suppose they're saying?	No idea.
you know, jim...you could go back there...and...	Seduce her.
what are we gonna hear?	You'll see.  Gotta go.  Sixteen minute round trip.
whatever you hear about me, you agree.	What are we gonna hear?
of course, finch.  what?	Whatever you hear about me, you agree.
this.  right now.	Uh-huh.
yep.	This.  Right now.
this is your plan, finch?	Yep.
i can't think of anything to say that's not cheesy.	Then don't.
hmm.  you know that's  really a shitty middle name!	I know, it sucks!
you called me oz.	Well, that's what your friends call you.  I mean...I feel like I'm one of your friends now...and also...your girlfriend.
oz, it's okay, i know.	You called me Oz.
no, see heather, what i realized is that...with you, it's not like i'm running towards the goal, trying to figure out the best way to score.  and this may sound corny, but --	Oz, it's okay, I know.
this isn't any better, chris.	No, see Heather, what I realized is that...with you, it's not like I'm running towards the goal, trying to figure out the best way to score.  And this may sound corny, but --
no, that's not what i mean.  i mean -- look.  you know what made me leave that game?  coach was giving this speech, about not slacking off when you see the opportunity to score.	This isn't any better, Chris.
this isn't the best way to proposition me.	No, that's not what I mean.  I mean -- look.  You know what made me leave that game?  Coach was giving this speech, about not slacking off when you see the opportunity to score.
it's gonna sound really bad, but i want you to know.	This isn't the best way to proposition me.
what's that?	It's gonna sound really bad, but I want you to know.
there's something i've been meaning to tell you, heather.	What's that?
you're missing the game for us?!	No.  I'm missing the game for you.
i'm not playing.	You're missing the game for us?!
what about the game?!	I'm not playing.
...it's okay, you should do whatever makes you happy.	Alright...yeah...thanks for understanding.  So I guess...I'll see you later.
i'm sorry, i totally spaced.  i just...i didn't realize it...	...it's okay, you should do whatever makes you happy.
you can't sing at the competition.	I'm sorry, I totally spaced.  I just...I didn't realize it...
...i've got this lacrosse game.  it's really important, it's our last game. and you know, central almost beat us last time, so i really want to kick their ass, and it's like cool because we're gonna get to play at state, which means that after the game i might be able to stop by...	You can't sing at the competition.
you -- oh, you mean -- yeah, east lansing and ann arbor.	...yeah.
so we're gonna be close next year?	You -- oh, you mean -- yeah, East Lansing and Ann Arbor.
sure.	So we're gonna be close next year?
i know.  salt and pepper?	Sure.
yeah.  you know, people are always like, "what're you gonna major in?" and i don't know.  and they're like, "you'll figure it out."  yeah?  when?	I know.  Salt and pepper?
well, you're not.  oil and vinegar?	Yeah.  You know, people are always like, "What're you gonna major in?" And I don't know.  And they're like, "You'll figure it out."  Yeah?  When?
oh thank god, i thought i was the only one.	Well, you're not.  Oil and vinegar?
well, i mean, business is okay, and lacrosse is awesome, but what am i gonna be, a pro lacrosse player?  i really have no idea.	Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one.
yeah.  so wow, you've got it figured out.	Well, I mean, business is okay, and lacrosse is awesome, but what am I gonna be, a pro lacrosse player?  I really have no idea.
well, state's got a good business school.  and i can probably walk onto the lacrosse team.  green peppers?	Yeah.  So wow, you've got it figured out.
oh, yeah.  so what're you gonna major in?	Well, State's got a good business school.  And I can probably walk onto the lacrosse team.  Green peppers?
you want onions?	Oh, yeah.  So what're you gonna major in?
what?	You want onions?
onions?	What?
yeah, well my parents wanted me to go to northwestern.  i didn't want to write all those extra essays they make you do -- i mean, how am i supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was?  so when my u of m acceptance came in december, i said the hell with it.	Onions?
so you're going to michigan?	Yeah, well my parents wanted me to go to Northwestern.  I didn't want to write all those extra essays they make you do -- I mean, how am I supposed to know what my "most emotionally significant moment" was?  So when my U of M acceptance came in December, I said the hell with it.
that's nice.	So you're going to Michigan?
my dad's always here running the store, busy and stuff...and i fill in once a week so he can get a night off.	That's nice.
ah, he's always too heavy on the vinegar.  if you really want a good one, you gotta let me make it.	My dad's always here running the store, busy and stuff...and I fill in once a week so he can get a night off.
really?  cool.  tell him his subs are great.	Ah, he's always too heavy on the vinegar.  If you really want a good one, you gotta let me make it.
uh...my dad's the manager.	Really?  Cool.  Tell him his subs are great.
well...i needed to find you.  we are gonna have to practice that song.	...okay.  Cool then.  I'm um, I'm glad you came by.  I mean, really.
you talked to stifler?	Well...I needed to find you.  We are gonna have to practice that song.
stifler told me.	You talked to Stifler?
how did you know i was here?	Stifler told me.
hi...	How did you know I was here?
because i want to.	Yeah?  Well you can't fake your way through this.  You better practice.
why are you doing this?	Because I want to.
i wasn't making fun of you.	Give me a break, you're so full of it.
i saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies.	I wasn't making fun of you.
what?  no i'm not.	I saw you making fun of me with your lacrosse buddies.
oh, please.  i asked you because i thought you might actually be worth going with.  but you are just a jock. no wait.  you're a jerk.	What?  No I'm not.
what?!	Oh, please.  I asked you because I thought you might actually be worth going with.  But you are just a jock. No wait.  You're a jerk.
no, i like the car.  by the way, though, about prom?  that was like a bad idea.  sorry i invited you.	What?!
you don't like it?	No, I like the car.  By the way, though, about prom?  That was like a bad idea.  Sorry I invited you.
i'm glad you think so.	You don't like it?
nice car.	I'm glad you think so.
alright, cool.  i gotta hit the showers, but...i think this'll be really good.	Yeah, me too, okay, cool.
neither will i.	Okay.  So I had this...thought, and...this may seem like it's out of left field, and I don't know if you can, but since I'm not going with anyone --
come on!  i won't tell.	Neither will I.
forget it.	Come on!  I won't tell.
what's your middle name?	Forget it.
you can call me ostreicher.	What's your middle name?
do i have to?	You can call me Ostreicher.
you can call me oz.	Do I have to?
um...chris --	You can call me Oz.
hey, what're you doing here?	Just enjoying my exhilarating first lacrosse experience.  You like, "kicked butt."
i just -- realized that i didn't know anything about you.  i was interested.	Oh...well that's okay.  Cool.
well the same things you do.  hang out with friends and stuff, you know, whatever.  what do you think i do?	I just -- realized that I didn't know anything about you.  I was interested.
yeah...so like, what else <u>do</u> you do?	Well the same things you do.  Hang out with friends and stuff, you know, whatever.  What do you think I do?
you?  you think i don't get that? god, it's like just because i don't get drunk and barf every weekend, people say "oh, here's this goody-two- shoes choir-girl priss."	Yeah...so like, what else <u>do</u> you do?
i mean it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that.	You?  You think I don't get that? God, it's like just because I don't get drunk and barf every weekend, people say "Oh, here's this goody-two- shoes choir-girl priss."
of course, i didn't --	I mean it really bothers me when people try to pigeonhole me like that.
oh sure.  i know what people think. it's like, oz, he's just this kickass lacrosse player -- i also play football, by the way -- but that's like...not <u>all</u> that i am.	Of course, I didn't --
okay.  i mean, i agree, but...aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone with your lacrosse stick or something?	Oh sure.  I know what people think. It's like, Oz, he's just this kickass lacrosse player -- I also play football, by the way -- But that's like...not <u>all</u> that I am.
yeah.  right, uh-huh.  i feel like i've discovered this whole new side of me.  music is so expressive.	Okay.  I mean, I agree, but...aren't you supposed to be out, like, trying to decapitate someone with your lacrosse stick or something?
yeah...so...you've got this sort of... bobby mcferrin thing going there.	Yeah.  Right, uh-huh.  I feel like I've discovered this whole new side of me.  Music is so expressive.
really?  hey, thanks -- heather, right?	Yeah...so...you've got this sort of... Bobby McFerrin thing going there.
not bad, chris.	Really?  Hey, thanks -- Heather, right?
jessica, can you drive me home?	Sure.
...i've never tried it.	Are you kidding?  You've never double- clicked your mouse?
well that's a no.  no wonder you're not psyched about sex.  you've never even had one manually?	...I've never tried it.
i think i've had one.	Well that's a no.  No wonder you're not psyched about sex.  You've never even had one manually?
of course he does.  what about you? have you just never had one with kevin -- or have you never had one, period?	I think I've had one.
he likes it.	Of course he does.  What about you? Have you just never had one with Kevin -- or have you never had one, period?
vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex.  so did you do the physics write-up?	Please.
jessica!  he'll drive there for me, and i'll drive to ann arbor for him. we're going to have sex when he's ready and i'm ready.  it's got to be completely perfect.  i want the right place, the right time, the right moment.	Vicky, it's not a space shuttle launch, it's sex.  So did you do the physics write-up?
what the hell are you expecting him to drive to vanderbilt for?  milk and cookies?	Jessica!  He'll drive there for me, and I'll drive to Ann Arbor for him. We're going to have sex when he's ready and I'm ready.  It's got to be completely perfect.  I want the right place, the right time, the right moment.
that's not why we're going out.	What the hell are you expecting him to drive to Vanderbilt for?  Milk and cookies?
yeah but, no offense, you're talking about a post-high school, long- distance relationship, and you and kevin haven't even done it yet.	That's not why we're going out.
what?  we both have cars.	Yeah but, no offense, you're talking about a post-high school, long- distance relationship, and you and Kevin haven't even done it yet.
yeah right.	What?  We both have cars.
vanderbilt's not that far from u of m.	Yeah right.
i don't get it, that really works?	Duh.  Of course.  Naturally, I embellished a little bit.  Hey, did you hear that Finch had sex with an older woman?
well...i guess it's okay for me to tell you now.  that reputation of his isn't going anywhere.  finch comes to me and says, "jessica, i need help with this, blah blah, etcetera."  so i told him, pay me two- hundred bucks, and i'll tell a couple girls that you're dynamite in bed.  so he did, and i did.	I don't get it, that really works?
then what the hell are you talking about?	Well...I guess it's okay for me to tell you now.  That reputation of his isn't going anywhere.  Finch comes to me and says, "Jessica, I need help with this, blah blah, etcetera."  So I told him, pay me two- hundred bucks, and I'll tell a couple girls that you're dynamite in bed.  So he did, and I did.
are you kidding?  no.	Then what the hell are you talking about?
did you guys hook up or something?	Are you kidding?  No.
thanks.  it was my idea.	Did you guys hook up or something?
no comment?!  are you kidding me?! i've never seen someone's image change so...so drastically!	Thanks.  It was my idea.
no comment.	No comment?!  Are you kidding me?! I've never seen someone's image change so...so drastically!
i don't want to dupe her, jessica.  if i say it, i have to be sure i mean it.	Well it's up to you.  The Big L, or the Big O.
well, if you want to get her in the sack, tell her you love her.  that's how i was duped.	I don't want to dupe her, Jessica.  If I say it, I have to be sure I mean it.
i -- i don't know, you can't ask me that.	Well, if you want to get her in the sack, tell her you love her.  That's how I was duped.
do you love her?	I -- I don't know, you can't ask me that.
of course.	Do you love her?
do you?	Of course.
well of course i'd want to give her that.  i mean, what do you think, i don't care about her?	Do you?
no.	Well of course I'd want to give her that.  I mean, what do you think, I don't care about her?
but that one time --	No.
no you haven't.	But that one time --
well...i'm pretty sure i've --	No you haven't.
you got it, stud.	Well...I'm pretty sure I've --
you mean...and orgasm?	You got it, stud.
i'll give you a hint.  "ohhh, yeah, yeah!"  comprende?	You mean...and orgasm?
what?	I'll give you a hint.  "Ohhh, yeah, yeah!"  Comprende?
ah, you'll get her back soon enough. that's easy, she likes you.  what you need to do is learn to press a girl's buttons.  you gotta give her what she's never had.	What?
fuck me!  yes!	Uh...
you're so big!	Yeah, that's right.
i do, baby, i do.	You're so big!
don't you love my sexy body?!	I do, baby, I do.
oh yeah, baby, i'll give it to you.	Don't you love my sexy body?!
give it to me!  yes!	Oh yeah, baby, I'll give it to you.
oooh, yeah.  oh, baby, you're so good.	Yeah, I'm the best, baby.
no, no that's fine.  so you doing okay?	Yeah.
kevin, come on, the bus to stifler's is gonna be here soon.	I'm not going.
back out?  you don't need <u>us</u> to get laid.  you afraid or something?	No, but come on guys, we made a pact!
my date's a flute-toting band dork. that answer your question?	Oz, how about you and Heather?  Now you guys are a couple or something?
alright, how do you guys stand?  well, finch, i know where you are, but you can't use that as an excuse.  jim?	My date's a flute-toting band dork. That answer your question?
yeeeeeeeaaaawwwwww!	You fuckin' rule!
yeah?  well come prom night, those excuses aren't going to do you much good.	Jesus, Kevin, rub it in.
she's already on a plane back home.	Yeah?  Well come prom night, those excuses aren't going to do you much good.
how do you know that?	She's already on a plane back home.
hey, minuteman.	Shut up.  You're supposed to be supportive.
holy shit.	Holy shit!
please, god.  let this be it.	He's going in!
oh boy oh god oh crap oh no.	Come on, Jim.  Where are you?
no, you're stupid.  get going!  right now!  she's primed!	Oh...oh...oh, shit!
that's stupid.	No, you're stupid.  Get going!  Right now!  She's primed!
anything!  just tell her it looks like she needs an extra hand or something.	That's stupid.
but, but -- what would i do?	Anything!  Just tell her it looks like she needs an extra hand or something.
did i miss anything?!	Just in time.
well...dammit, if i'm doing this, how the hell am i gonna watch?	I'll save you a seat.
you can send me the address too.	Well...dammit, if I'm doing this, how the hell am I gonna watch?
went home to shit.	I don't get it.  How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation?
hey, where's finch?	Went home to shit.
no -- it's true.  he is...really... big.	Yeah, enormous.
i have no idea.  finch showers in a bathing suit.	No -- it's true.  He is...really... big.
right.  that gives us...	Exactly three weeks to the day.
yeah, it's like tradition or something.	Right.  That gives us...
separately, we are flawed and vulnerable.  but together, we are the masters of our sexual destiny!	Their tiger-style kung-fu is strong; but our dragon style will defeat it!
pontificated.	Separately, we are flawed and vulnerable.  But together, we are the masters of our sexual destiny!
that's what we are, we keep each other on track.  prior to this day, we've postured.  we've procrastinated. we've pretended.  we've -- well i can't think of other p-words, but we've probably done them too.	Pontificated.
like a bet?	No, a <u>pact</u>.  No money involved.  This is more important than any bet.  Now here's the deal: We all get laid before we graduate.
ow, what the hell?	Sorry, I thought you were dead.
gotta go.	But --
what about you?  you're the one with the girlfriend and you're still stranded on third base.	You know, I've never got that shit. What exactly constitutes third base?
at least now i know what the hell they're saying.	So, does my hair look better --  like this, or...  like this?
you can crash at stifler's?	It's all good.  Breath check.
alright...i'm shooting for a nine o'clock eta.  beer in hand by five after.	You can crash at Stifler's?
unlisted age, plus "youthful mind," equals old.	No, "Charming" is old.  "Older" is <u>really</u> old.  "Youthful mind" is dead.
there's our man.	Finch, you got the Latin homework?
you think she was serious?	I couldn't tell -- She could've meant like, "I love you grandma" or "I love you Vanderbilt."
nothing, i just hugged her back.	You think she was serious?
and you said...	Nothing, I just hugged her back.
dad!!	Okay, okay.  I'll let you hit those books.
oh, no, not too much of a bookworm. he's a good little kid.  er, guy. man.	Dad!!
dad.	Oh, no, not too much of a bookworm. He's a good little kid.  Er, guy. Man.
son.  this lady's here for you.	I know.  Hey Nadia.
yes.	That's great.  Now remember, it's <u>okay</u> to play with yourself.  Or, as I always called it --  "Stroke the salami!"  Ho-ho, Jim.  There's nothing to be ashamed of.  Hell, I'm fifty-two, and I still enjoy masturbating.  Uncle Mort masturbates.  We <u>all</u> masturbate.
sure you know, son, but i think you've been having a little problem with it. it's okay, though.  what you're doing is perfectly normal.  it's like practice.  like when you play tennis against a wall.  some day, there'll be a partner returning the ball.  you do want a partner, don't you son?	Yes.
dad, please stop.  please.  i'm sure i know what you're talking about.	Sure you know, son, but I think you've been having a little problem with it. It's okay, though.  What you're doing is perfectly normal.  It's like practice.  Like when you play tennis against a wall.  Some day, there'll be a partner returning the ball.  You do want a partner, don't you son?
jim?	It's not what it looks like!
thank you, dad, i got it.	Okay, well that about covers it.
sometimes it can be pretty hard to locate.	Thank you, dad, I got it.
yes dad.	Sometimes it can be pretty hard to locate.
do you know about the clitoris?	Yes dad.
dad!  i know!	Do you know about the clitoris?
oh, okay.  here's let me show you.	Dad!  I know!
i know, dad.	Oh, okay.  Here's let me show you.
okay.	These are for you.  From father to son.
you're not...busy?	Dad, come in.
yeah, sure.	You're not...busy?
can i come in?	Yeah, sure.
what the heck is this?	Nothing!
oh yeah!  put it in your mouth!	Okay!
don't you want me to?	Oh yeah!  Put it in your mouth!
are you gonna do what i think you're gonna do?	Don't you want me to?
why, uh, what makes you think that i --	Come on.  I saw you on the net.  Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing!
now, i have two rubbers.  wear them both, it'll desensitize you.  i don't want you coming so damn early.	Why, uh, what makes you think that I --
this'll do.	Now, I have two rubbers.  Wear them both, it'll desensitize you.  I don't want you coming so damn early.
what, you think i don't know how to get myself off?  hell, that's what half of band camp is!  sex ed!	This'll do.
...excuse me?!	What, you think I don't know how to get myself off?  Hell, that's what half of band camp is!  Sex ed!
oh!  and then this one time?  at band camp?  i stuck a flute in my pussy.	...excuse me?!
okay, i get it.	Oh!  And then this one time?  At band camp?  I stuck a flute in my pussy.
yes!  and he was such a dork!  and everyone laughed at me, but i didn't care?  because it was so funny!	Okay, I get it.
so, the end of the story is...you had to kiss the guy for twenty seconds?	Yes!  And he was such a dork!  And everyone laughed at me, but I didn't care?  Because it was so funny!
yeah, bring it on!	Well, this one time?  At band camp? We were playing this game, I don't know if you know it?  But it's called spin the bottle?  And I had to kiss this guy named Marc Wander on the lips?  And...
you wanna hear a nasty story of mine? it's kind of sexual.	Yeah, bring it on!
i told you.	You wanna hear a nasty story of mine? It's kind of sexual.
that is a <u>nasty</u> story!	I told you.
are they gross or something, like guy stuff?  tell me.	Okay.  You want a story?  Here's a story.  Stifler finds this beer, right?  And...
oh, i've got stories, believe me. they're a little more risque than tales of band camp.	Are they gross or something, like guy stuff?  Tell me.
it reminds me of this one time --  hey, can i ask you a question?  how come you don't have any stories?  i've got lots of stories, and you don't have any.	Oh, I've got stories, believe me. They're a little more risque than tales of Band Camp.
stifler's mom got it in the divorce.	It reminds me of this one time --  Hey, can I ask you a question?  How come you don't have any stories?  I've got lots of stories, and you don't have any.
you know, at band camp?  we have dances like this.  only they're way funner.  don't you think prom is just highly overrated?	Highly, highly overrated.
whatever you want.	Cool!  We're gonna have so much fun! It's like this one time, at band camp...
are we going to steve stifler's party afterwards?  that would be so cool.	Whatever you want.
yes.  seriously.	Are we going to Steve Stifler's party afterwards?  That would be so cool.
really?  you seriously want to go with me?	Yes.  Seriously.
okay.  michelle, do you want to be my date for the prom?	Really?  You seriously want to go with me?
michelle.	Okay.  Michelle, do you want to be my date for the prom?
what was your name again?	Michelle.
i thought so.  because, one time?  i was at this --	What was your name again?
yeah, that's pretty much it.	I thought so.  Because, one time?  I was at this --
is it because we have a test tomorrow? sometimes i get cranky when i know i have a big test to study for.	Yeah, that's pretty much it.
hold on.  you have no idea why i'm angry?	Is it because we have a test tomorrow? Sometimes I get cranky when I know I have a big test to study for.
after getting laid?	After high school.
it's true.  i mean, after this, everything'll be different.	After getting laid?
hang in there, buddy, you'll get there.	I know.
i'll just say that we had a great night together.	Hang in there, buddy, you'll get there.
there it is.  i want to grab my bag. oh, and my date.	Come on, Kevin.  Vicky's looking for you.
i still think you're okay.	So do I, Kev.
you've still got a chance with nadia, right?	No.  Her sponsors here saw the thing on the net.  I don't think they liked it.
you can do that?	Oh -- no way.  I can't do that to her.
hey guys, you came to watch me in action?	Yeah, I think you sounded pretty good.
hey, you did better than i did, nova.	Oh that's really reassuring.  And don't call me Nova anymore.  I'm a fraud.
feels like warm apple pie, dude.	Apple pie...  McDonald's or homemade?
shortstop.  'course, you don't make it to third, and you're out.	So let's say you get there...what's uh, third base feel like?
who cares?	Nadia does, that Czechoslovakian chick, she might be there tonight. Now, do you think she'd prefer --  Cool Hip Jim...  or Laid Back Jim?
this was remade?  into what?	Bli-hinded by the light -- cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night, blinded...
ooh, here's an easy one:  "attractive swf, fun loving and a youthful mind seeks outgoing companion." okay..."attractive"...ugly.	"Fun loving" -- insane.
you guys got the latin homework?	No -- Kevin, you?
is there anything you don't jerk off to?	C-Span?
a <u>hot</u> cartoon.	Is there anything you don't jerk off to?
she's a <u>cartoon</u>, dude.	A <u>hot</u> cartoon.
yeah, oz, but not when she's on land.	She's a <u>cartoon</u>, dude.
she's a mermaid, dude.	Yeah, Oz, but not when she's on land.
yeah -- hey, did you see the little mermaid on tv the other night?  that ariel, whew.	She's a mermaid, dude.
illegal channels?  shit, if there's any channel that should be illegal, it's whatever that women's channel is. lifetime supply of pantyhose, or some shit.	Yeah -- hey, did you see The Little Mermaid on TV the other night?  That Ariel, whew.
you did it.	Fellas, say goodbye to Chuck Sherman, the boy.  I am now a man.
you've got something going?	Did you see that Central chick? Brunette?
indeed.  some fine ladies here, boys. confidence is high, repeat, confidence is high. sherman is moving to defcon two, full strategic arsenal ready for deployment.	You've got something going?
hey sherman.  scopin' the babes.	Indeed.  Some fine ladies here, boys. Confidence is high, repeat, confidence is high. Sherman is moving to DefCon Two, full strategic arsenal ready for deployment.
what's up, fellas?	Hey Sherman.  Scopin' the babes.
i am sorry, jim.  i suppose we will not be doing any studying now.	No!  I've got...reserve reserves!
no, not again.	I am sorry, Jim.  I suppose we will not be doing any studying now.
yes...james, it is knowing that these beautiful women arouse you that arouses me...	Oh yes.  Very arousing women.  They arouse me very much.  But not as arousing as you.
did you see this?  this is your more exotic dirty magazine.	Yes...James, it is knowing that these beautiful women arouse you that arouses me...
you are done, james.  perhaps i should be going now.	No, no, I'm not done!  I've got reserves!  Nadia, please please please.  I'm begging you.
jim...	Oh no.
nadia, i can't --	Can't what?  Do you not want to be with me?  I wish to be entertained, James.
no, no, you must put your whole body into it.	Nadia, I can't --
um...okay...	No, no, you must put your whole body into it.
move with the music.	Um...okay...
uh...	Move with the music.
you mean like, <u>strip</u> strip?	For me?
yes, slowly.	You mean like, <u>strip</u> strip?
strip?	Yes, slowly.
well.  you have seen me.  now it is my turn to see you.  strip.	Strip?
uh...yeah...sorry.	Well.  You have seen me.  Now it is my turn to see you.  Strip.
shame on you!	Uh...yeah...sorry.
well...uh...	Shame on you!
james!  you have come in here on purpose?!	Well...uh...
so you need to change, right?	Do you mind?  This fabric is so uncomfortable.
well, i do have ballet practice. perhaps i can come by your house afterwards.  i can change clothes at your place?	I suppose that would be okay.
okay...that would be cool sometime.  how 'bout tomorrow?	Well, I do have ballet practice. Perhaps I can come by your house afterwards.  I can change clothes at your place?
perhaps you can help me with my studies?	Okay...that would be cool sometime.  How 'bout tomorrow?
yes.  no.  yes.	Perhaps you can help me with my studies?
me?	Yes.  No.  Yes.
you are very good in the world history class, yes?	Me?
no...you...go...ahead.	Okay.
i thought so.	No...you...go...ahead.
yes.	I thought so.
oh no, stifler, what did you do?	Me?  Nothing.  I'm the one whose ass he kicked.  I'll tell you one thing, though.  I don't think he's gonna have a problem shitting in school anymore.
kevin!  you seen shitbreak lately?	Oh no, Stifler, what did you do?
ho-lee shit.	This just got a hell of a lot better.
god dammit, stifler!	Check-out time!  Please vacate the room.
suck me, beautiful!	God dammit, Stifler!
stifler, you're such an asshole.	Meyers, what's the deal with you and Vicky, anyway?  You've been going out since Homecoming and all she'll do is blow you?  Shit, I'd drop her like a steaming turd.
what?	Your little pact.  Jessica told me all about it.  Way to go, Kev!
i know.  let's go.  don't you have something to tell your friends?	What?
vicky...last night...i wasn't lying.	I know.  Let's go.  Don't you have something to tell your friends?
don't say that, we can do it somehow. it might not be perfect, but --	No, Kevin --  That's the whole thing, that's what I've been realizing.  That nothing's perfect, that you can't plan everything.
kevin, next year...with you in ann arbor, and me in nashville...it's not gonna work, is it.	Don't say that, we can do it somehow. It might not be perfect, but --
it did.	Kevin, next year...with you in Ann Arbor, and me in Nashville...it's not gonna work, is it.
yeah, the time went by so fast.	It did.
i can't believe we just had our senior prom.	Yeah, the time went by so fast.
yeah.	I can't believe we just had our senior prom.
that was a great night.	Yeah.
victoria...i love you.	I love you.
okay.	Victoria...I love you.
i want to hear you say it.	Okay.
yeah vick?	I want to hear you say it.
okay.	Yeah Vick?
like, normal style.  the...missionary position.	Okay.
i don't know.  how do you?	Like, normal style.  The...missionary position.
so, do you want to be -- i mean, how do you want to do it?	I don't know.  How do you?
yeah, right here.	So, do you want to be -- I mean, how do you want to do it?
okay.  did you bring a condom?	Yeah, right here.
me too.	Okay.  Did you bring a condom?
yeah.	Me too.
yeah.  are you sure?	Yeah.
you sure you're comfortable?	Yeah.  Are you sure?
yeah.	You sure you're comfortable?
yeah, are you?	Yeah.
you comfortable?	Yeah, are you?
see -- this is the nicest room.	Wow, Kev...it's perfect.
now?!	No...I know the perfect time...
kevin...  i want to have sex with you.	Now?!
yeah, we have something great, vick.	Kevin...  I want to have sex with you.
and i want to make things perfect for you.  you're right, kev, we do have something good...and special.	Yeah, we have something great, Vick.
so have i.  and i know you want to make things perfect for me.  and i understand that you really wouldn't tell me that until you were 100% comfortable with it.	And I want to make things perfect for you.  You're right, Kev, we do have something good...and special.
about the other day...i've been thinking.	So have I.  And I know you want to make things perfect for me.  And I understand that you really wouldn't tell me that until you were 100% comfortable with it.
it's like a six or seven hour drive. that's easy, i don't mind driving.	About the other day...I've been thinking.
did you know that it's...450 miles from ann arbor to nashville?	It's like a six or seven hour drive. That's easy, I don't mind driving.
hey...	Did you know that it's...450 miles from Ann Arbor to Nashville?
i know, vick.  i'm just not ready yet, okay?	Okay.
kevin...you're not your dad.  the two of us, we're not your parents.	I know, Vick.  I'm just not ready yet, okay?
i didn't say that.  i mean, love, it's like a term that gets thrown around. people say things, they get married, have kids, and then what?  it's like they call it off, going "i was wrong."	Kevin...you're not your dad.  The two of us, we're not your parents.
but you don't love me.	I didn't say that.  I mean, love, it's like a term that gets thrown around. People say things, they get married, have kids, and then what?  It's like they call it off, going "I was wrong."
no, i don't not love you.  i like, i know that we've definitely got <u>something</u> between us.  something good. something special.	But you don't love me.
kevin?  do you not love me?	No, I don't not love you.  I like, I know that we've definitely got <u>something</u> between us.  Something good. Something special.
you want to do it?	Yes --
i think you're so right, kevin.	You want to do it?
well, i feel that...things are getting to that point in a relationship. when two people share...a special moment between them.	I think you're so right, Kevin.
like how?	Well, I feel that...things are getting to that point in a relationship. When two people share...a special moment between them.
indeed i did.  but, our relationship. it's progressed a lot.  it's time for us to...express ourselves in new ways.	Like how?
yeah, we have.  you corrupted my four- point into a three-nine-five.	Indeed I did.  But, our relationship. It's progressed a lot.  It's time for us to...express ourselves in new ways.
we've come a long way since homecoming.	Yeah, we have.  You corrupted my four- point into a three-nine-five.
it's everyone's trick, kevin.  but i did pick it up from you.	We've come a long way since Homecoming.
that's my trick!	It's everyone's trick, Kevin.  But I did pick it up from you.
no, i'm not.  i'm writing a sequence of random numbers that look like i'm doing the extra credit problems.  mr. bender doesn't bother to check homework past april.	That's my trick!
you're not doing the extra credit problems.	No, I'm not.  I'm writing a sequence of random numbers that look like I'm doing the extra credit problems.  Mr. Bender doesn't bother to check homework past April.
oh kevin -- don't stop!	Just a second!
shhhh.  your parents are downstairs.	Oh Kevin -- don't stop!
oh...ungghhhhh!	Shhhh.  Your parents are downstairs.
how?	Oh...ungghhhhh!
and i want to try to make it up to you.	How?
yes!  i'm a shithead!  i'm a complete and total shithead!	And I want to try to make it up to you.
i think "shithead" really says it.	Yes!  I'm a shithead!  I'm a complete and total shithead!
i was being selfish.  and majorly insensitive.  and i'm a total idiot.	I think "shithead" really says it.
vicky, wait.	Not for you.
let me know.	Okay, don't stop.
tonight?	Yeah, it's such a perfect evening. Isn't this how you've always pictured it?
vicky -- do you think, maybe...it's time for us to take the next step in our relationship?	Tonight?
oh, kev.	Vicky -- do you think, maybe...it's time for us to take the next step in our relationship?
kevin, this is serious!	You got in.
"dear ms. hughes.  we're sorry, but after keeping you on the wait list for the past couple months, we've decided you are now rejected.  enclosed is a 100-page, full-color brochure on how rejected you are."	Kevin, this is serious!
you think so?	"Dear Ms. Hughes.  We're sorry, but after keeping you on the wait list for the past couple months, we've decided you are now rejected.  Enclosed is a 100-page, full-color brochure on how rejected you are."
it's a big, thick envelope, vicky. you got in.	You think so?
hey.  i got another question for you.	What's that?
qualify for what?	You've just inherited The Bible.
that's good, that's what i needed to hear.  now you qualify.	Qualify for what?
well, no.  i think...i guess it would be good to be able to return the favor.  i mean, it would be nice to know she enjoys things as much as i do.	That's good, that's what I needed to hear.  Now you qualify.
uh -- forget that.  look, is that all you're interested in?  ways to get your girlfriend into bed?	Well, no.  I think...I guess it would be good to be able to return the favor.  I mean, it would be nice to know she enjoys things as much as I do.
what?!  how do i do that?	Uh -- forget that.  Look, is that all you're interested in?  Ways to get your girlfriend into bed?
try the spicy tuna hand roll.	What?!  How do I do that?
say that again, kevin?	Uh...I thought you might know a trick or something.  To make her, you know...
ready for what?	Whoop, you're fading out.  Good luck at that party.
you know what, nevermind.  you're not ready.	Ready for what?
does it tell me how to get laid?	You know what, nevermind.  You're not ready.
well, that's not really the name, but we always called it that.	Does it tell me how to get laid?
what?  not <u>the</u> bible?	Well, that's not really the name, but we always called it that.
have you ever heard of the bible?	What?  Not <u>the</u> Bible?
yeah, well anyway...i thought you might have some advice, brother to brother.  i mean, i think tonight she might, we might really, there's a chance that -- you know.	Have you ever heard of the bible?
just dial 976-asshole.	Yeah, well anyway...I thought you might have some advice, brother to brother.  I mean, I think tonight she might, we might really, there's a chance that -- you know.
what was i gonna do, call dad?  i don't even know his number.	Just dial 976-Asshole.
you called me to ask me how to get laid?	What was I gonna do, call dad?  I don't even know his number.
yeah, but we'll still see each other.	Fuck yeah we will.
wow.  you two really have something going, don't you?	I think we're falling in love.
i guess we'll call you two-ply.	Yeah.  So you want double condiments on that?
and by the way, sherman didn't even get laid.	He didn't?
...guess what?	I don't care.
kevin, it was just a --	<u>It was a pact</u>.  You break it and there are no excuses.  You guys have to --
dammit, kevin, what's with the attitude?	Attitude?  Me?  I think that <u>you</u> guys should be more enthusiastic.  Shit, we've been trying to get laid forever, and tonight's the night we've been waiting for.  We're in this together. Don't back out on me now!
okay, explain.	I can't, I have no idea how he's doing it.  And that leaves you trailing, Jim.  You gotta get your act together.
what reputation?	Observe.
so does your tongue cramp up?	Nah, you get kind of dizzy though.
dude, prom sucks.	I know, but think about it -- At the parties that night.  Chicks are gonna want to do it.
so, i'm thinking prom is basically our last big chance.	Dude, prom sucks.
the sha-lin masters from east and west must unite!	Guys, guys -- you're ruining my fucking moment here.  Now think about it --
dude, it's not like i haven't been trying to get laid.	This is different.  This is better. Think of when you're working out, Oz. You need a partner, someone to spot you.  Someone to keep you motivated.
i put in months of quality time with vicky.  sherman meets a chick for one night and scores?  this is just wrong.	No shit, I'm never gonna get laid. How the hell am I gonna become this Mr. Sensitive Man?
i'm such a loser.	That's the spirit.
feeling better, oz?	I'm such a loser.
contact, dude.	Then where does a blowjob figure in?
how the hell do you know all these random songs?	It's early Springsteen, dude, this is classic.  This was before the cheesy remake.
and little hurly-burly came by in her curly-wurly, and asked me if i needed i ri-hide --	How the hell do you know all these random songs?
dude, i wish you wouldn't do that.	You got something up your sleeve for tonight, Finch?
you ever hear of something called the bible?	Once, in church, dude.
then she said -- she loves me.	Oh shit dude, the L-word!
our last game is this saturday.	No shit.
no thanks, you've been singing that shit all week.  if you try that at msu this saturday, i'm pretending i don't know you.	Our last game is this Saturday.
come on, you know the words, sing along.	No thanks, you've been singing that shit all week.  If you try that at MSU this Saturday, I'm pretending I don't know you.
oh my fucking god.  you're gay.	Come on, you know the words, sing along.
hey, you know, what can i say, i dig those cute little sweaters she wears.	I'll bet you do, you little horndog, she's givin' you fuckin' stiffies, right?
well, just don't expect oz to pay for the limo.	Stifler, fuck --  ...man, you don't have to be so insensitive.
<u>yeah</u>!	Well, just don't expect Oz to pay for the limo.
you dipshit, you're expecting to score with some goody-goody choir-girl priss?	Dude, watch me work.  They go for sensitive studs like me.
what the fuck are you doing here?	This place is an untapped resource. Check it out, dude, these vocal jazz girls are <u>hot</u>.
keep it down, dude.	What the fuck are you doing here?
i think you need your balls reattached.	Keep it down, dude.
you actually said that?!  haaaah!!	Shut the fuck up.
hah!  yeah, oz, i bet it's more like your dad works at <u>her</u> store.	Dude, he does not.
she works part-time at my dad's store.	Hah!  Yeah, Oz, I bet it's more like your dad works at <u>her</u> store.
bullshit.  from where?	She works part-time at my dad's store.
dude, it's gotta happen -- she's a college chick!	Bullshit.  From where?
yeah right.  i got an idea for something new.  how 'bout you guys actually locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fuckin' use 'em.	Dude, it's gotta happen -- she's a college chick!
nah, gave her the heisman.  i'm working on something new.	Yeah right.  I got an idea for something new.  How 'bout you guys actually locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fuckin' use 'em.
that junior chick?	Nah, gave her the Heisman.  I'm working on something new.
depends if my date wants to stop by.	That junior chick?
you coming to party tonight, ostreicher, ya fuckface?	Depends if my date wants to stop by.
stifler!!	You coming to party tonight, Ostreicher, ya fuckface?
nova!!	Stifler!!
you know.  if we hook up, tomorrow i'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about.	No way.
doing what?	You know.  If we hook up, tomorrow I'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about.
i don't know if i want to be doing this.	Doing what?
uh huh.	I don't know if I want to be doing this.
really?	Uh huh.
here, babe.	Thanks.
god, i can't believe there are so many cool people at this party.	Yep.
either way works for us...	But you better hurry.
i mean, if by some miracle you can find the werewolf that bit you, and then manage to eat it's heart, the curse is lifted. i was gonna tell you but marcel wouldn't let me.	Oh sure, it was all mean old Marcel's idea. Give me a break! We didn't tell you because it's a wild goose chase! Not to mention disgusting. Look...
merde! i can't believe this!	You try to be a good sport, and look what happens.
tell you what, we'll jump together.	Sure. We wouldn't ask you to do anything we wouldn't do. Now give me your hand... that's it...
would you shut up?	Tell you what, we'll jump together.
also like sex with my wife.	Would you shut up?
the key is don't look down.	Also like sex with my wife.
just like sex with my wife.	The key is don't look down.
look, the more you think about it, the harder it is.	Just like sex with my wife.
geez, i feel bad for him. maybe we should've told him abou -	Are you crazy!? You know that's totally impractical. Besides, like the Bible says...  An eye for an eye...
merde! just missed!	Uhh! Would you die already!
exactly.	Merde! Just missed!
let's face it. it's a, how do you say... mother-fucker. but we're all in it together. that's why we're trying to help you.	Exactly.
i'd use pills. they're painless.	Oh give me a break! He could use pills back in America! Why not get a little culture?
hanging is nice. never goes out of style. what about hare-kare - a taste of the orient? but no! you're in paris! try the guillotine! there's one in the louvre!	I'd use pills. They're painless.
ha-ha!	Oh, big man. You can beat up a couple of cadavers. Well let me make something real clear, asshole. If you don't kill yourself, at midnight tonight you're gonna transform and murder innocent people!
hey, you can't kick me! you're an apparition!	What, all of a sudden you got a degree in supernatural law?
look, i didn't mean to hurt anybody... god, i didn't mean to... to...	Rip my face off? Hey, we all make mistakes. Hell, I didn't mean to sleep with you on the first night, especially without a condom. But I did, and now I'm paying the price.
a-duh... you're a werewolf. and we, as your victims, have to walk the earth until your curse is lifted.	Uh huh... And, supposing I believed that, what could I do about it?
okay... dead or undead... what do you want from me?	A-duh... You're a werewolf. And we, as your victims, have to walk the earth until your curse is lifted.
face it boyfriend. this is really happening.	No it isn't! You're dead!
thanks for the lovely evening, shithead!	Aaaaa! Jesus! This isn't happening. I'm still hallucinating. Shit!
ahh! jesus! you're burning hot! what the hell -	AHHHHHHH!
ah. the mating call of the blonde. the night is young, the moon is bright, whataya feel like doing tonight?	I don't know... Surprise me.
ha ha! yeah right, white boy! ha ha ha.  i think maybe i drank too much.	Ah. The mating call of the blonde. The night is young, the moon is bright, whataya feel like doing tonight?
up to there? really? i bet i could beat that.	Ha ha! Yeah right, white boy! Ha Ha ha.  I think maybe I drank too much.
who gives a shit? i've had it up to here with arrogant frenchmen.	Up to there? Really? I bet I could beat that.
hope i didn't hurt him too bad.	Who gives a shit? I've had it up to here with arrogant Frenchmen.
ha ha. you were probably right about his mom.	Hope I didn't hurt him too bad.
yeah. apparently.	Ha ha. You were probably right about his mom.
wow. you know kung fu or something?	Yeah. Apparently.
god. how can you eat like that?	It's all in the tongue. Another bottle?
actually, i'm waiting for someone.	What a coincidence, I am someone!  Mmm. Calvin Klein's Obsession. Now it's mine too.
oh god. shit...	Andy...
okay. be careful.	You too.
let's go from both ends. we'll cut him off.	Okay. Be careful.
these tunnels must loop around and connect.	Let's go from both ends. We'll cut him off.
right.	These tunnels must loop around and connect.
well, they are french.	Right.
pretty stylish digs for a bunch of paupers.	Well, they are French.
after the revolution, the paris cemeteries overflowed. they dug up all the old bodies and brought them here. seven million people. mostly very poor.	Pretty stylish digs for a bunch of paupers.
whoa...	After the revolution, the Paris cemeteries overflowed. They dug up all the old bodies and brought them here. Seven million people. Mostly very poor.
what does it say?	"Stop! Beyond this passage lie the catacombs of Paris: the exclusive domain of the dead."
it's making me hungry.	What does it say?
what?	It's making me hungry.
god. i can't believe it.	What?
no wonder he let her go.	Really.
didn't even have to ask.	All your weapons, on the floor! Now!
where?	Somewhere where there are no police, and plenty to eat.
i know where he'll go.	Where?
no. we have to try. we'll figure something out. and if midnight comes before we can get to him, well, then we go together. deal?  shake a paw?	I know where he'll go.
we can't stop him. not now. handcuffed, with no kind of weapons. please andy...	No. We have to try. We'll figure something out. And if midnight comes before we can get to him, well, then we go together. Deal?  Shake a paw?
we don't both have to die.	I couldn't do it. Not to you.
what...?	You know what. Kill me. Cut out my fucking heart. Go on! Do it!
here! come on! do it! go ahead.	What...?
shut up! you fucking shut up! what do you want? huh? what the hell do you want?	Here! Come on! Do it! Go ahead.
what was i? your idea of a fuckin' hors d'oeuvre? huh?	Shut up! You fucking shut up! What do you want? Huh? What the hell do you want?
you made me go there. i tried to stop you! you wouldn't listen!	What was I? Your idea of a fuckin' hors d'oeuvre? Huh?
that's the scar where i stabbed you! oh god... you deliberately took me down there so you could... god, i can't believe it!	You made me go there. I tried to stop you! You wouldn't listen!
no i.... andy, you can't be sure.	That's the scar where I stabbed you! Oh God... You deliberately took me down there so you could... God, I can't believe it!
it was you... that night in the tunnels. you. you did this to me.	No I.... Andy, you can't be sure.
andy?... what? what is it?  andy... are you okay?	It was you... That night in the tunnels. You. You did this to me.
holy mother of god...	Fuck me...
i hope they fucking fry us all.	Yeah. French fries...
what the fuck!? you too!?	I... I didn't think you would... I'm sorry... I believed that son-of-a- bitch...
are you crazy!?	Before Hemingway, there was Starsky and Hutch.
i didn't know he had a wine cellar.	Guess that's why he hid it there. Let's go.
i saw him. just before those bastards zapped him back. the adm is in the wine cellar, in a bottle of chateau margaux.	I didn't know he had a wine cellar.
they're coming!	Shit. What have I done?  Stall them! I'll meet you out back.
listen, either he wastes away as a pathetic vegetable or he can give what's left of his life to save hundreds of potential victims. he's a mcdermott. i know what his choice would be.	I suppose you're right. But I still don't like it.
i don't know...	Listen, either he wastes away as a pathetic vegetable or he can give what's left of his life to save hundreds of potential victims. He's a McDermott. I know what his choice would be.
i told you. he already tried to contact me once. if you saw his face... he was desperate to tell me something. i owe him this.	I don't know...
what makes you so sure this will work?	I told you. He already tried to contact me once. If you saw his face... He was desperate to tell me something. I owe him this.
andy... i should never have let you go underground. i'm sorry...	I had to be a damn Hemingway hero. Well I'll tell ya, the old man and the sea didn't go through half this shit.
because, andy. it's a cure.	A cure?
you two faced bastard. i knew you were full of shit.	Andy! No!
i know. he told me.	What?! He told you? When?
i'm not alright. we both know that. the only reason i'm here now is to warn you. you're still in danger. gaston told me that claude has got the curse too. he's a werewolf.	I know. He told me.
i don't... i... i can't remember...	Listen, I'm coming over. Don't go anywhere. Stay right there.
where did you go last night? what did you do?	I don't... I... I can't remember...
no, i don't think so... i was having a nightmare. wait a second...	Where did you go last night? What did you do?
are you okay?	No, I don't think so... I was having a nightmare. Wait a second...
hello?	Are you okay?
professor roussel. there's something wrong with you. i know it.	Roussel? You mean Claude? You're calling Dr. Demento so he can come paint my face again? Fuck that.
fixing your makeup with a phone, huh? who the fuck are you calling?	Professor Roussel. There's something wrong with you. I know it.
i'll be right back. stay put.	Fixing your makeup with a phone, huh? Who the fuck are you calling?
serafine...	I'll be right back. Stay put.
this looks familiar...	Ahh, Rodin. Mmm! He's the fuc-  I mean, he's the best. You must go to the Rodin sculpture garden, in the huitieme, it's so beautiful.
a la votre.	This looks familiar...
that's what counts. if you're not passionate about it, don't waste your time. that's why i quit college... plus i'm a lazy bastard.  wait, i know this... a votre sante.	A la votre.
so's woody allen.  no, your uncle really helped me. i was sort of messed up for a while. wasting my time just partying and... just stupid shit. he kind of woke me up, gave me a job, got me taking classes.  you know, he and claude, their work is controversial, but they're serious about it. totally dedicated.	That's what counts. If you're not passionate about it, don't waste your time. That's why I quit college... Plus I'm a lazy bastard.  Wait, I know this... A votre sante.
like i should talk. monsieur foot-in- the-mouth. i'm really sorry about that whole woody allen thing...	So's Woody Allen.  No, your uncle really helped me. I was sort of messed up for a while. Wasting my time just partying and... just stupid shit. He kind of woke me up, gave me a job, got me taking classes.  You know, he and Claude, their work is controversial, but they're serious about it. Totally dedicated.
so tell me, exactly which truck driver did you study english with?	Like I should talk. Monsieur foot-in- the-mouth. I'm really sorry about that whole Woody Allen thing...
shit! you bought enough pate for a fucking army!	So tell me, exactly which truck driver did you study English with?
don't you want to change?	Man! Our first date and already you're trying to get me to change! You French women work quick!
it's okay. i can see fine.	Don't you want to change?
what about your glasses?	It's okay. I can see fine.
okay. but i'm back in half an hour.	What about your glasses?
what about food? even beautiful women have to eat. it's true. i read it. please? a half an hour?  my treat?  pleez! don't make go out there alone again! i'm begging you!	Okay. But I'm back in half an hour.
go to jim morrison's grave at pere lachaise. it's overrun with american tourists. i have to work.	I know! Let's go hock loogies off the Eiffel Tower!
come on serafine. let's go out. show me the real paris, the part that isn't overpriced and overrun with german tourists.	Go to Jim Morrison's grave at Pere Lachaise. It's overrun with American tourists. I have to work.
fan-fucking-tastic?	Hey, what more could I want? I survived my first and last hallucinogenic hellride, and neither of us is dead. I'd say I feel almost as great as you look.
i was an indian, actually. man, that damn psycho paint...! if that's supposed to be mild, i don't want to know about medium.  the planet earth. it's good to be back.	So... you feel okay now?
you have to be a hero. all americans think they are cowboys.	I was an Indian, actually. Man, that damn psycho paint...! If that's supposed to be mild, I don't want to know about medium.  The planet earth. It's good to be back.
what happened? did you cut yourself?	Um... sort of... Maybe... It's all kind of blurry. We met at the club, then... Damn, that was some weird shit.
yeah... ditto. i saw, er, i thought i saw you get munched... like uncle terrence...	What happened? Did you cut yourself?
thank god! what a relief! i thought... after you disappeared... i couldn't find you... i thought all sorts of horrible things...	Yeah... Ditto. I saw, er, I thought I saw you get munched... like Uncle Terrence...
serafine...?	Thank God! What a relief! I thought... After you disappeared... I couldn't find you... I thought all sorts of horrible things...
andy! holy shit!	Serafine...?
so you came after all. just in time, it's getting interesting.	You must get out of here. It's not safe.
andy!	So you came after all. Just in time, it's getting interesting.
wait a second, are you like the steven king of france or something...	Andy!
what good can you do? why are you being so fucking stupid?	Maybe I didn't know him like you did. But he's my uncle. And I owe it to him to get some answers. It's a quest like, uh, Hemingway, the Old Man and The Sea. Except instead of an old man I'm a young man, and instead of the sea, it's a bunch of tunnels under Paris. And instead of a big fish it's... who knows? That's what I'm going to find out. Au revoir.
come on. i'm from new york - the "shoot me" state. don't wait up.	What good can you do? Why are you being so fucking stupid?
i'm serious. there's nothing for you down there. it's dangerous.	Come on. I'm from New York - the "shoot me" state. Don't wait up.
in an underground club? i'd like to see that.	I'm serious. There's nothing for you down there. It's dangerous.
professor claude rousel. the one your uncle was working with. he teaches cultural history.	In an underground club? I'd like to see that.
yes. it's a bad place. weird people. strange things go on.	And who's Claude?
like an underground club?	Yes. It's a bad place. Weird people. Strange things go on.
it's nothing. a stupid party. not really a night club, it's, uh...	Like an underground club?
medusa... what's this? some kind of club?	It's nothing. A stupid party. Not really a night club, it's, uh...
uh-huh. good for you.	Medusa... What's this? some kind of club?
fine. my mistake. you know, i'm gonna be a writer myself some day.	Uh-huh. Good for you.
you were. i have work to do. the publisher wants the transcripts by monday. go. make yourself at home.	Fine. My mistake. You know, I'm gonna be a writer myself some day.
hey, sorry if i was out of line.	You were. I have work to do. The publisher wants the transcripts by Monday. Go. Make yourself at home.
you must not have known him very well. he's not like that.	Hey, Sorry if I was out of line.
what?	If you leave it for more than a few minutes it locks up. Now I must reboot and type a dozen fucking passwords. He was security crazy.
salots! shitfucker!	What?
police. they have their head in their asshole and they still can't find shit.	Well put. So, what exactly has uncle Terrence been up to lately?
yeah. true. the cops weren't much help either. their theory is he was moonlighting as a drug dealer or something. make sense to you?	Police. They have their head in their asshole and they still can't find shit.
it's a fucking nightmare, isn't it?	Yeah. True. The cops weren't much help either. Their theory is he was moonlighting as a drug dealer or something. Make sense to you?
sure. i can follow that.	It's a fucking nightmare, isn't it?
serafine flocquet. i work for your uncle.	You? You're Madame Flocquet? I pictured a fat lady with an apron, not - I don't know - La Femme Nikita.
yeah, that's the word. and you are?	Serafine Flocquet. I work for your uncle.
oh fuck, you are his nephew...	Yeah, that's the word. And you are?
shhh! be quiet, man! we're not alone -	Shut up! Save your stories. The only thing I want to hear is you begging for your life. I want to see you suffer, like they did.  Haha! You're scared now, eh? Come on. Where's the scary monster now huh? Ha ha... We'll see who -
it's you. you should be dead in that wreck with bazin and racine!	Shhh! Be quiet, man! We're not alone -
pull over! now!	Shit!
you on drugs? huh?	No... I...
there's something down there! a bear or something! a god damn monster! beau coup teeth! huge, grande, with yellow eyes, all this hair, it killed serafine! my god...	You on drugs? Huh?
okay, what the hell are you up to?	It bit me! My leg! Jesus, it's down there, shoot it! Shoot it for Christ's sakes!
get me the fuck out of here!!	"Fuck"? You think I don't know this word "fuck"? Is that how you talk to policemen in America?
hey! you shouldn't be down there!	FOR GOD'S SAKES, LET ME OUT!!
nothing's happening!	Looks like he lied to you too.
ha. some wonder drug...	Why isn't it doing anything!?
you bastard! god! i should've known. you wanted the cure all for yourself!	Cure!? Ha-ha-ha!
another step and he's dead!	Go ahead Serafine. Blow him away.
do you think i'm an idiot?	Sure. Don't you?
what's the problem?	Hey, I'm new here, what do you want?
so, if you and the nutty professor are both werewolves, what do you want with drugs? you like seeing lots of pretty colors when you're tearing people's throats out?	If you know about the church, why ask such stupid questions?
the adm. let's go.	Yeah, okay. Just gimme a minute to freshen up.
claude...?	And you call me a moron...
what, you think claude hangs out underground cause he likes to dance?	Claude...?
bullshit! you're bluffing!	What, you think Claude hangs out underground cause he likes to dance?
don't be an idiot! i'm not the only one. if i die, serafine dies!	Bullshit! You're bluffing!
no. but i'll kill your fucking girlfriend!	You'll never get the chance.
or else what? you'll kill me?	No. But I'll kill your fucking girlfriend!
saint severin? the church? so you know all about the adm!  where is it! tell me! tell me or else!	Or else what? You'll kill me?
he didn't tell me anything. all he said was saint severin...	Saint Severin? The church? So you know all about the ADM!  Where is it! Tell me! Tell me or else!
before the coma!	He didn't tell me anything. All he said was Saint Severin...
my uncle's in a coma you moron!	Before the coma!
bullshit! your uncle told you!	My uncle's in a coma you moron!
man, i don't know what the fuck you're talking about.	Bullshit! Your uncle told you!
where's the adm? where did your uncle put it?	Man, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
in paris we have an expression for people like you: encul d'americain.	Yeah? In New York we got an expression too. Goes like this...
what about me?	My men think you died and floated away in the Seine. If I wanted to, I could let them believe that.  But that would be illegal...
i always wanted to do that. i saw it in a movie.	What about me?
but... i don't remember anything, i swear...	I leave these open. Maybe something comes back to you.
merde... wait here. when i return you tell me about last night, huh?	But... I don't remember anything, I swear...
he was a good man. now his wife is a widow.	This is... it's like a sick joke, I -
oh no... no....	He was a good man. Now his wife is a widow.
that's not all...  marcel - officer boulard was following you.	Oh no... no....
oh shit... no...	That's not all...  Marcel - Officer Boulard was following you.
we know you were with her.	Oh shit... No...
you recognize her?	What?!
all my life i've worked to unlock the power of the unconscious mind. well this is it. this is power!	You sure it's not just 'coz you jerk off too much?
it killed him... you coulda just used draino. it's cheaper.	I told him it wasn't ready...
eight o'clock. shit. you'd think my uncle would have left a clue, a note, something...	That's what Serafine is searching for. Without much luck, I'm afraid. If only we could speak with him. But alas, he's off in another realm, close to death.
because gaston was after it.	Yes, that sociopath. He's given himself over to the evil of lycanthropy. To him, ADAM is just a threat to the terror he holds over others. To us, it's salvation.
yes. i was able to decode the old texts and give terrence the specifications. it took a lot of trial and error, but finally he got it: adenine di-methyloxide. adm. i call it adam. but just before he was attacked, he hid it...	Because Gaston was after it.
uncle terrence.	Yes. I was able to decode the old texts and give Terrence the specifications. It took a lot of trial and error, but finally he got it: Adenine Di-Methyloxide. ADM. I call it ADAM. But just before he was attacked, he hid it...
it's chemistry, andy. nothing more. mutated antigens concentrated in the heart of the infector unlock a vaccine- like chain reaction in the infectee. there were not many bio-chemists working in the twelfth century, but with today's technology it's possible to synthesize any chemical imaginable. when i discovered this ancient cure i knew who to go to.	Uncle Terrence.
great. later on we'll have to get together for cocktails. right now i kinda have to hurry before i grow a lot of hair and eat people.  say this heart thing works. what's it got to do with adm?	It's chemistry, Andy. Nothing more. Mutated antigens concentrated in the heart of the infector unlock a vaccine- like chain reaction in the infectee. There were not many bio-chemists working in the twelfth century, but with today's technology it's possible to synthesize any chemical imaginable. When I discovered this ancient cure I knew who to go to.
i don't believe we've been introduced.	What?... Oh, right, you can see these guys too. Jesus...
"simon ate of the heart of the beast and his soul was cleansed."  these pictures are not just myth, andy. the scholars of the day used them to record facts and enlighten the public. this is the medieval version of a newspaper.	Yeah, well what if it's the Weekly World News...
you're exactly right, andy. i enlisted both serafine and your uncle to obtain adm. and now i'm counting on your assistance too.	Why the fuck would I do that?
not you too -	My God! Serafine's right. It's time to go. We'll talk soon.
you didn't know? but then why did you... well, don't worry. it's relatively mild.	Yeah, well if I claw my face off, just pack it in ice, okay? Jesus... the cops were probably right. My uncle was messed up with a bunch of fry brains and they went berserk on him.
yeah?	Terrence and I came down here to do serious work. For centuries these tunnels have been home to subcultures mainstream society would not tolerate.
andy...	Yeah?
yeah well, that's like really groovy and everything, but who hacked my uncle's legs off?	Andy...
he's on a new drug called zbh, or "daydream". it allows the user to be fully alert and mobile while he's dreaming. he is literally conscious and unconscious at the same time.	Yeah well, that's like really groovy and everything, but who hacked my uncle's legs off?
what?	He's on a new drug called ZBH, or "Daydream". It allows the user to be fully alert and mobile while he's dreaming. He is literally conscious and unconscious at the same time.
you think it's silly. but do you realize that young man is actually in a deep sleep?	What?
psychic awareness. right.	You think it's silly. But do you realize that young man is actually in a deep sleep?
yeah, well, why did he hang out here? the cops said it's dangerous -	The cops. It's their backward laws that force all this underground in the first place, endangering people whose only crime is pushing the limits of perception, exploring new states of psychic awareness.
it's horrible. terrence was one of the most brilliant men i've known.	Yeah, well, why did he hang out here? The cops said it's dangerous -
i'm sorry my friend, i'm not signing books right now. there's been a tragedy.	I know. I'm Andy McDermott. Terrence's nephew.
claude.	I never thought I'd ask this of anyone, Andy, but do me a favor and kill the evil son-of-a-bitch, will you?
yeah, i finally "checked out", thank god. but there's a bit of unfinished business.	Claude.
uncle terrence, you're...	Yeah, I finally "checked out", thank God. But there's a bit of unfinished business.
where is it! please!	AHHH!! The wine cellar!! In a bottle of Chateau Margaux. A metal cylinder... Don't... Don't - AAAAH!
the adm! quickly! where is it?!	Where is it! Please!
oh shit! no! andy, don't let them take me back there!	The ADM! Quickly! Where is it?!
i went to st. severin church.  now look -	Oh shit! No! Andy, don't let them take me back there!
the adm! be careful, andy. it's very powerful. how do you know about it?	I went to St. Severin church.  Now look -
great, but listen, i need to know where you hid the adm?	The ADM! Be careful, Andy. It's very powerful. How do you know about it?
undead. right. sort of an ectocosmic manifestation. what a pisser. tell you one thing though, timothy leary will be jealous as hell.	Great, but listen, I need to know where you hid the ADM?
sort of...	Undead. Right. Sort of an ectocosmic manifestation. What a pisser. Tell you one thing though, Timothy Leary will be jealous as hell.
andy, i have to tell you about the dream i had - or that i'm still having - it feels like a systemic, physio- tropic reaction to some drug, maybe a triptamine or phenethylamine derivative. but it is hyper-real. i'd swear my legs had been cut off or... wait a second... i'm getting a strange meta-physical buzz. shit. i'm, uh, dead, aren't i?	Sort of...
yeah. look, uncle terrence -	Andy, I have to tell you about the dream I had - or that I'm still having - it feels like a systemic, physio- tropic reaction to some drug, maybe a triptamine or phenethylamine derivative. But it is hyper-real. I'd swear my legs had been cut off or... wait a second... I'm getting a strange meta-physical buzz. Shit. I'm, uh, dead, aren't I?
andy? andy is that you?	Yeah. Look, uncle Terrence -
uncle terrence?	Andy? Andy is that you?
yeah, well i don't know much about chemistry, but even if this stuff works, you better find it by midnight. otherwise it's -	Yeah, I know. Back to the Eiffel Tower.  And what about you?
don't worry. in a few seconds you won't feel a thing.	Puking on yourself in midair is not a good death.
shit. i feel sick.	Don't worry. In a few seconds you won't feel a thing.
what the hell, lots of my heroes killed themselves. hemingway, van gogh... um... herve villachaise...	But this is class kid, all the way. What a way to go.
alright. let me write a letter.	Good man. Now can I have my arms back?
fuck you! if i'm gonna kill myself i'll do it when i'm good and ready! you can go to hell!	No we can't. That's the problem. God knows it would beat hanging around with you!
aaaaa!!! get the fuck away from me!	What are you so damn angry about? Did somebody turn into a wild beast and rip your intestines out? Huh?
i'm afraid she's not so lucky. she's undead. and so am i.	Aaaaa!!! Get the fuck away from me!
not that i know.	Well, when you're about to pop off, what have you got to lose? Thanks for your help.
i don't know. there were others much closer. he was religious?	Not that I know.
why would he pick this one?	I don't know. There were others much closer. He was religious?
just the name of this hospital, st. severin. he repeated it a few times then he lost consciousness.	Why would he pick this one?
yeah. i guess so.  did he say anything? before the coma?	Just the name of this hospital, St. Severin. He repeated it a few times then he lost consciousness.
i can't believe this. why don't you go down in the tunnels and find the goddamn... animals that attacked my uncle?	Andy, it's not so easy. There are hundreds of kilometers of tunnels under Paris. It's a whole other city, crawling with drug addicts, lunatics, skinheads... It's no man's land.
maybe we should go now. you must be very tired. we'll call if any new -	I can't believe this. Why don't you go down in the tunnels and find the goddamn... animals that attacked my uncle?
yeah, well, these fleas must have teeth like fuckin' chain saws.	Maybe we should go now. You must be very tired. We'll call if any new -
well, here's what i think happened. a chemistry professor goes to a bad part of town late at night. why? perhaps he's making a few francs on the side. the psychedelic drug market is big these days. he gets mixed up with a bad crowd and, like they say, if you lie with dogs, you get fleas.	Yeah, well, these fleas must have teeth like fuckin' chain saws.
what do you mean, maniacs?	Well, here's what I think happened. A chemistry professor goes to a bad part of town late at night. Why? Perhaps he's making a few francs on the side. The psychedelic drug market is big these days. He gets mixed up with a bad crowd and, like they say, if you lie with dogs, you get fleas.
vegetable, right. my mistake. it seems he was attacked by a maniac, maybe two or three maniacs, just after midnight. yesterday. they fled into the tunnels beneath paris, that's all we know...	What do you mean, maniacs?
legume? you mean, a vegetable?	Vegetable, right. My mistake. It seems he was attacked by a maniac, maybe two or three maniacs, just after midnight. yesterday. They fled into the tunnels beneath Paris, that's all we know...
no. the doctors say the machines should keep him going a long time. but basically he is, how you say, a legume.	Legume? You mean, a vegetable?
not too well. he taught at the sorbonne, right? dad always calls him his "hippie brother". did some work with timothy leary i think, and - is he... is he going to die?	No. The doctors say the machines should keep him going a long time. But basically he is, how you say, a legume.
how well did, er, do you know him?	Not too well. He taught at the Sorbonne, right? Dad always calls him his "hippie brother". Did some work with Timothy Leary I think, and - Is he... is he going to die?
jesus...	How well did, er, do you know him?
he's in charge but, uh, between you and me, my english is better.  this way... so you're from new york eh? i love those hill street blues...	Right. Listen, my uncle, it's not serious is it? Did he eat some bad snails? Slip on the bidet? What?
andrew mc-dair-mo?	That's McDermott, but yeah.
i can't! at midnight tonight, he will kill again. it's crazy!	Are you crazy? We have nothing. Let him go, then watch him. If you're right, you can pick him up at midnight. Or maybe he'll lead you to the others. Just let him go.
enough. cut him loose.	I can't! At midnight tonight, he will kill again. It's crazy!
don't give me your black magic bullshit! seven mutilations in forty eight hours and all you find is a scrawny american boy? do you have a motive?  do you have a weapon? or do you want me to believe he did it with his own two hands?	I told you. These murders are not normal.
i'm telling you. it's not drugs. it's something more. someth -	Don't give me your black magic bullshit! Seven mutilations in forty eight hours and all you find is a scrawny American boy? Do you have a motive?  Do you have a weapon? Or do you want me to believe he did it with his own two hands?
okay. so he's weird. maybe on drugs. still, that's not -	I'm telling you. It's not drugs. It's something more. Someth -
you fucking liar!	Oh, did I hurt the little girl's feelings? Well excusez moi... I confess my desire for ADM is quite "intense". So I deceived you and our poor friend Terry - a competent technician, but let's face it, a bit naive. "The great cure for lycanthropy!" Hmph. He didn't have the vision to grasp the potential of ADAM, until it was too late. And even then, he came rushing down to tell me, as if I would be just as shocked! Ha.
no, it's no cure. it's something much more interesting.	You fucking liar!
claude, it's andy, he's acting really weird, i think something happened last night...	God, well don't let him go! Catch him!
serafine? is that you? what's going on?	Claude, it's Andy, he's acting really weird, I think something happened last night...
andy!	Serafine? Is that you? What's going on?
andy, stop! i think he can help you -	Allo?
now!	Yes sir.
but inspector, this girl, i wouldn't call her reliable.	Now!
i need two tactical assault squads at place denfert immediately. you can tell the commissioner it's a code red.	But Inspector, this girl, I wouldn't call her reliable.
something about a monster, underground, in the catacombs under place denfert.	I need two tactical assault squads at Place Denfert immediately. You can tell the commissioner it's a code red.
what did she say?	Something about a monster, underground, in the catacombs under Place Denfert.
just a crazy call from a girl, probably fucked up on drugs. i wouldn't bother you but you said call with anything unusual.	What did she say?
what've you got?	Just a crazy call from a girl, probably fucked up on drugs. I wouldn't bother you but you said call with anything unusual.
you think that's what mcdermott was raving about in the ambulance?	What, you think everyone's as ignorant as you?
you never heard the story of saint severin driving the werewolves from paris?	You think that's what McDermott was raving about in the ambulance?
saint severin...	You never heard the story of Saint Severin driving the werewolves from Paris?
you better follow that mcdermott kid. he's going to wind up like his uncle if he's not careful.	Right. Little twerp thinks he's Colombo.
double merde.	You better follow that McDermott kid. He's going to wind up like his uncle if he's not careful.
two more nights in this lunar cycle.	Double merde.
merde.	Two more nights in this lunar cycle.
twelve thirty-six a.m. here. twelve forty a.m. here. there's two of them. at least.	Merde.
hmmph. at least now there's one person around here who doesn't think i'm crazy.	Twelve thirty-six a.m. here. Twelve forty a.m. here. There's two of them. At least.
okay. so maybe you were right.	Hmmph. At least now there's one person around here who doesn't think I'm crazy.
well?	Okay. So maybe you were right.
here.	Your uncle was carrying this. The keys to his apartment are in there. I talked to his assistant, Madame Flocquet. You'll be staying there a while?
merde.	He says -
hurry, grandmama!	Get on! Anastasia, get on!
"together in paris"! oh, when can we be "together in paris?!	When you're older . . .
it's where i've made my home but i do have something for you . . .	"Together in Paris"! Oh, when can we be "together in Paris?!
oh, grandmama, why do you have to go back to paris?	It's where I've made my home but I do have something for you . . .
i know, but i had to because . . .	Oh, Grandmama, why do you have to go back to Paris?
i thought you were told not to tutor your servants anymore.	I know, but I had to because . . .
how to read.	I thought you were told not to tutor your servants anymore.
what were you showing her?	How to read.
i was showing sonya something . . .	What were you showing her?
why were you so late tonight	I was showing Sonya something . . .
anya! what if <u>we</u> can't find anyone who loves us?!	Then come find me.
then you'll have to make your own home. lots of people do.	Anya! What if <u>we</u> can't find anyone who loves us?!
but what if we can't ever find where we came from?!	Then you'll have to make your own home. Lots of people do.
i have to go now, before it gets light.	But what if we can't ever find where we came from?!
where is your home, anya?	I'm not sure but look. . .
are you running away?	No.  I'm running <u>to</u>.
vlad, stop acting this way! you're my friend!	No. From now on I am your loyal subject ... your highness. By your leave?
fortunately, i am to be married.  with your highness, permission.	Vlad, stop acting this way! You're my friend!
yes, your highness.	Cut it out, Vlad! I'm not angry with you anymore - I know how much you needed the money.
poor meetoo!	Yes, your highness.
yes, your highness.	Poor Meetoo!
oh, meetoo! you look miserable! oh, vlad - look at him!	Yes, your highness.
i shant!	Not you. Him.
you'll laugh.	I shant!
come out! i can do alterations.	You'll laugh.
no! i look ridiculous!	Come out! I can do alterations.
did i tell you that?	You must have.
we're just going to refresh your memory...	I don't have a memory and I'm not a Princess!  Even if I were - no one's ever going to believe it. I'm not exactly...
who's sophie?	Ah ... the Lady Sophie... The ravishing first cousin, once removed, from the Empress. We must convince Sophie that you are the Princess before we'll be granted a meeting with the Empress ... your grandmother, I mean.
we have to prepare you for an audience with sophie.	Who's Sophie?
is everyone all right?	I'm fine.
noooo....	She's quite right, Dmitri, a man of my stature should not have to
i was just wondering since we already have the dress. . .	Look, I came here to get papers to travel to Paris and. . .
well, i don't have any money . . .	Good day!
providing travel papers is illeagal!  i know dmitri well - perhaps i can help you.  providded you have enough money to pay for this service. . .	Well, I don't have any money . . .
i heard it from everyone who said i didn't hear it from them!   do you know dmitri?	Providing travel papers is illeagal!  I know Dmitri well - perhaps I can help you.  Providded you have enough money to pay for this service. . .
who did you hear it from?	I heard it from everyone who said I didn't hear it from them!   Do you know Dmitri?
don't let me go!	I'll never let go!
dmitri?	Anya... where are we?
i'm glad you found what you were looking for.	I'm glad you did too.
no! well, yes, but	No! I thought you believed in me! It was all a lie!
tell me it isn't true?! tell me you didn't do this for the money!	No! Well, yes, but
anya, wait!	Tell me it isn't true?! Tell me you didn't do this for the money!
i'm so scared...	Don't be
yes - if i can't convince sophie, i'll never be able to see tatiana....	You'll convince her. You have the qualities of a princess you're poised and strong... and beautiful ... even if you forget a couple dates of family names - she'll know.
nervous?	Yes - If I can't convince Sophie, I'll never be able to see Tatiana....
oh! i'm sorry...	It's okay. Didn't hurt..
i'm sorry.	Hey! It doesn't matter! You gotta make your own way in the world! Don't be sorry for me! I'm going to get what I want don't you worry!
well, the only thing you've got when you've got a home is a fear of losing it! you're lucky you don't remember the revolution -- i never had much, but what i did have -- i lost.	I'm sorry.
i know i must have had something to do with the palace - i've had little flashes of things - but being the princess? it doesn't matter as long as i find my home.	Well, the only thing you've got when you've got a home is a fear of losing it! You're lucky you don't remember the revolution -- I never had much, but what I did have -- I lost.
yeah ... well, yours. you still don't believe that you're the princess, do you?	I know I must have had something to do with the palace - I've had little flashes of things - but being the Princess? It doesn't matter as long as I find my home.
lost. it feels lost. this was hers?	Yeah ... well, yours. You still don't believe that you're the Princess, do you?
sad?	Lost. it feels lost. This was hers?
it's so beautiful ... and sad.	Sad?
you said you wouldn't laugh!	It's not you - it's the dress!
what a beautiful ship!	It used to be a private yacht before the government took it over.
it's the best fork of all	The dessert fork!
...fish fork, salad fork, meat fork and. . .  [this section also not ledgable]	It's the best fork of all
every russian family has one..	Natasha! Natasha Feastavich!- but we called her Nashie Fooshie!
you never said anything to me about having to prove i'm a princess!	You are the Princess.
you must enjoy causing me pain!	You shouldn't have pushed us!
come on!	No!
now just get off the train.	HUH?!
forged papers! now, what?!	Now just get off the train.
just what do you think you're doing?!	Trying... to... breathe...
why?	Just what do you think you're doing?!
come on up!	Why?
i'm going to stretch my legs	That's a good idea - a great idea - stretch your legs  ... stretch then that way.
by pulling my hair?!	I was all out of dynamite!
i wasn't bothering you. i was trying to wake you up!	By pulling my hair?!
sorry - it's a reflex. living in an orphanage if someone bothers you - you automatically come up swinging.	I wasn't bothering you. I was trying to wake you up!
do you always punch people first thing in the morning?	Sorry - it's a reflex. Living in an orphanage if someone bothers you - you automatically come up swinging.
you never thought of the possibility?	Look - there isn't an orphan in the world who doesn't dream she's a princess but, come on. . .  Look at me!
i have my reasons.	Anastasia's grandmother is in Paris.  We're going to bring Anastasia to her - in Paris.
why do you want to go to paris?	I have my reasons.
i don't know.  i don't see what this has to do with me.	Perhaps it's because she has amnesia too - can't remember. . .
you know, it's strange - anastasia's grandmother, the dowager empress tatiana has been looking for anastasia since the revolution.  why do you think she wouldn't go to her own grandmother?	I don't know.  I don't see what this has to do with me.
i don't know - i don't remember anything that happened before the revolution. . .	You know, it's strange - Anastasia's grandmother, the Dowager Empress Tatiana has been looking for Anastasia since the revolution.  Why do you think she wouldn't go to her own grandmother?
what happened to your parents?	I don't know - I don't remember anything that happened before the revolution. . .
people say anastasia was the only member of the royal family to escape alive.  that makes her an orphan too	What happened to your parents?
and a song someone sings once upon a december.	Who are you?!
i'm sorry. . .  i'm. . .	That's quite a hard head you've got there, boy.
ouch!  that really hurt!	I'm sorry. . .  I'm. . .
i've spent my whole life waiting to find you ...	And we have found each other nothing will ever change that! I am your family, dear child, but I may not be your home.
i don't know who i am! i still don't know!	Yes, you do. You do.
this is who you were. exactly who you are is up to you.	I don't know who I am! I still don't know!
and this is my future. this is who i am!	This is who you were. Exactly who you are is up to you.
you can't go back to find your home. your home is in your heart, in the future that you make for yourself.	And this is my future. This is who I am!
i wanted to come home, grandmama - and i did. i came back to my home with you.	You can't go back to find your home. Your home is in your heart, in the future that you make for yourself.
is it? is this what you want?	I wanted to come home, Grandmama - and I did. I came back to my home with you.
"if" i accept?! of course i'm going to accept! it's what i always wanted!	Is it? Is this what you want?
you'll have to become used to it, child, if you accept the crown...	"If" I accept?! Of course I'm going to accept! it's what I always wanted!
why does everyone have to act that way?	You'll have to become used to it, child, if you accept the crown...
dmitri didn't want the money?	No, he just wanted to know you were happy.
oh, yes, grandmama - i wait until i hear...	No, not about the ceremony, Anastasia - do you understand the choice you must make.
don't you, child?	Oh, yes, Grandmama - I wait until I hear...
no, it wasn't a bat! i saw this horrible man - i remember him, i think...	No, no child... shush... it's all right ...
anastasia! it was just a bat! it's gone, dear...	No, it wasn't a bat! I saw this horrible man - I remember him, I think...
... and that christmas dinner, when cook made that awful plum pudding and we hid it in our pockets so we wouldn't hurt her feelings! i do remember so much now, grandmama, - but not everything.	Don't worry about that now, child, it will all come back to you now that you're home...
par away, long ago glowing deep as an ember	THINGS MY HEAR USED TO KNOW THINGS IT YEARS TO REMEMBER
do you remember this?	I remember something lost ... I'm so confused! Oh, please, just tell me if you recognize me! Do you think I could have... belonged to you ...
i don't know! i don't want to hurt you...	Do you remember this?
who are you, child?	I don't know! I don't want to hurt you...
parse holds the key to my heart french- bat- chicks hang out at montmartre we'll eat some in-sects then go back and have --	Shut up!
bartok ... have you ever been to paris?	Me? No. Rich food - it kills me. Ever try and fly after one of those heavy sauces?
boy, don't you hate it when that happens?	She leads a charmed life, that little one ... Someone is always there to save her. In the palace as a child, on the train and now ... it's him.
i'm getting pneumonia. i have a fever. feel my forehead...	What do you think is the most humiliating way to die?
bartok... a question.	I'm getting pneumonia. I have a fever. Feel my forehead...
i'm getting a chest cold..	Bartok... a question.
yesss... our power is much stronger when were near. we must get close to her.	Oy... not a road trip. I get wagon sick, you know that.
you'd lose your security deposit?	Evil, powerful beings - I have their power only if I contain them, control them. If they should all be released at once... well ...
do you have any idea what would happen if that broke?!	You'd lose your security deposit?
i cursed then all!	My Aunt Bella, sweet woman not the brightest bat in the world - she used to hang right side up, anyway she always said "Curses were made to be broken". Course, she said it in those irritating little bat squeaks, so it wasn't quite so profound...
hey, she's just a kid. and she's going to paris outta sight, outta mind, outta russia.	I cursed then all!
how do you know?	Rodent's intuition, how do I know? She looks exactly like her. Except she's taller, which is natural ... Of course my second cousin Treplev - he never grew. Looks like a little pepper shaker. He was so cute ...
trust me, it's her!	How do you know?
get to the point sometime tonight.. i'm late for a wenching.	Okay... you're not gonna like this but, well, it looks like Anastasia is ... still alive.
so, i'm cruisin' the rafters and... what can i say, i struck out. i thought chicks would like the fact that i can talk, you know but, i mean, the way things are going i couldn't get invited to a plague.  someone's gotta clean that up...	Get to the point sometime tonight.. I'm late for a wenching.
no, i really like my tongue... we're very attached.  oyyyy... okay, now... promise you won't get angry.	Why would I ever be angry with you, little friend?
i gave you that tongue and i can rip it out!	No, I really like my tongue... we're very attached.  Oyyyy... Okay, now... promise you won't get angry.
oh my god!  don't do that ... feel my heart. go ahead. i'm dying here ...	And what do you want, my little rat-with-wings?
what?	Oh my God!  Don't do that ... feel my heart. Go ahead. I'm dying here ...
so where will you go?	She found her home. Maybe it's time I found one too!
watch me.	So where will you go?
but this invitation came from the empress herself! it's the social event of the decade! you can't turn it down!	Watch me.
what do you mean?	Dmitri ... You must understand that once you take her to Tatiana... well, it's over... nothing can happen between you. She's a princess and you're a commoner.
life is funny, isn't it. you find the right girl ... and then you lose her.	What do you mean?
but it's not the money, vlad.	Are you feeling all right?
we did it! we did it, my boy! we're going to see tatiana at the ballet tonight and we're going to be rich! rich!	But it's not the money, Vlad.
the "odessa dunk"?	It worked in Odessa...
if i used the word "bleak" i would be optimistic.	The "Odessa Dunk"?
how is our current financial status?	If I used the word "bleak" I would be optimistic.
see? the princess is under there ...	Ah! Let us begin!
what do we do now?	Pray he's color-blind...
well, she certainly has a mind of her own.	Yes. And I hate that in a woman.
royalty do not help people with their luggage.	Well, she certainly has a mind of her own.
you're a princess...	Royalty do not help people with their luggage.
"wake up, your highness" - we should start getting used to saying it.	What a world - a man who was in my position in society is calling a peasant 'Your Highness".
wake up, young lady, that's our train.	"Wake up, your highness" - we should start getting used to saying it.
hurry up with those papers.	Would you have leaned over Rembrant's shoulder and told him to paint faster?
she doesn't want to do anything "dishonest". . .	Ew. . .  the honest type.
he's her?	Look!
it's her.	He's her?
what was that?	That was your dinner!  I do hope there is no cabbage in Paris!
it's no use, dmitri - we'll never find the right girl!	We will.  We <u>have</u> to.  Come on, Vlad - she's out there.
i'll show you!	Run, Anya -  go...
you're insane! you didn't kill the romonovs - it was the...	STOP IT! I DID SO KILL THEM! And I'm going to kill Anastasia.
the same thing i wanted ten years ago - all the romonovs dead i got the others, now i have to finish up with that nuisance, anastasia...	You're insane! You didn't kill the Romonovs - it was the...
what do you want?!	The same thing I wanted ten years ago - all the Romonovs dead I got the others, now I have to finish up with that nuisance, Anastasia...
i know, i know ... you thought i was dead. that's how the history books will remember me - not as the ruler of all of russia, which i should have been - but as the guy who was never dead when you expected him to be.	What do you want?!
rasputin!	I know, I know ... you thought I was dead. That's how the history books will remember me - not as the ruler of all of Russia, which I SHOULD HAVE BEEN - but as the guy who was never dead when you expected him to be.
so. you don't want to go to the coronation, eh?	Rasputin!
and tell me that she's happy.	Oh, Dmitri.I wish that I could.
she does.	And tell me that she's happy.
promise me she'll have her home.	She does.
that last night in the palace... one boy showed us kindness and courage. you were the boy who saved our lives, weren't you?  please, is there nothing i can do to repay you?	Promise me she'll have her home.
i should go	That last night in the palace... one boy showed us kindness and courage. You were the boy who saved our lives, weren't you?  Please, is there nothing I can do to repay you?
you are the boy ...	I should go
empress, no! i will not take the money! i just came to tell you i was sorry...	Young man, I...
i want you to have the reward money - you've earned it.	Empress, no! I will not take the money! I just came to tell you I was sorry...
no. empress, you --	I want you to have the reward money - you've earned it.
i sent for you because i owe you a debt of gratitude larger than i can ever repay	No. Empress, you --
anastasia's music box... she had this all these years...  you could have found it...	What I <U>found</U>your was your granddaughter!
i'm not ulo and i won't slow down. but you will listen to me!	You! How dare you?! Stop this car immediately!
please, if you'd just listen...	Remove him at once.
how much pain will you inflict on an old woman for money?!	Please, if you'd just listen...
i need to speak with the dowager empress ...	How much pain will you inflict on an old woman for money?!
i did no such thing!	After all I've done for your family - YOU TRIED TO KILL MEEEEEE ! ! !
you gave the orders!	I did no such thing!
i had nothing to do with it!	You gave the orders!
despite being shot, poisoned and thrown into an icy river . . . yes!	I had nothing to do with it!
rasputin!  you're alive . . .	Despite being shot, poisoned and thrown into an icy river . . . YES!
perhaps you could convince her?	Oh, heavens, no... but ...  She is going to be at the Ballet Russe tonight! That's the Russian Ballet - Russe for Russian, oh those crazy French... they only go to see which dancers will defect.
oh, heavens i must say... no, no actually, i can't - tatiana has refused to see any more girls.	Perhaps you could convince her?
then, you'll take her to see tatiana?	Oh, heavens I must say... no, no actually, I can't - Tatiana has refused to see any more girls.
oh, heavens - i must say, yes.	Then, you'll take her to see Tatiana?
are you impressed with our anastasia?	Oh, heavens - I must say, yes.
may i present her royal highness princess anastasia!	Oh good! We haven't seen an Anastasia in several days!
your girl friend's name is ralph?	It's for my brudder.  Alvy Singer! Hey! This is Alvy-
yeah, i do. it's for my girl friend. make it out to ralph.	Your girl friend's name is Ralph?
you don't want my autograph.	Yeah, I do. It's for my girl friend. Make it out to Ralph.
can i have your autograph?	You don't want my autograph.
this guy's on television.	I need a large polo mallet!
gimme a break, will yuh, gimme a break. jesus christ!	This guy's on television.
this guy's on television! alvy singer, right? am i right?	Gimme a break, will yuh, gimme a break. Jesus Christ!
fellas... you know-jesus! come on!	This guy's on television! Alvy Singer, right? Am I right?
come on.	Alvy Singer. It was nice nice... Thanks very much... for everything.
i'm... i'm, uh, i'm robert redford.	Come on.
what's your name?	I'm... I'm, uh, I'm Robert Redford.
once in a while, you know. i mean, you know, every now-	What's your name?
you were on... uh, the... uh, the johnny carson, right?	Once in a while, you know. I mean, you know, every now-
you wouldn't know it. it doesn't matter. what's the difference?	You were on... uh, the... uh, the Johnny Carson, right?
what's your name?	You wouldn't know it. It doesn't matter. What's the difference?
no. yeah, once in a while. you know, like occasionally.	What's your name?
hey, you on television?	No. Yeah, once in a while. You know, like occasionally.
not only is he a great agent, but he really gives good meetings.	M'mm.
i took a meeting with freddy. freddy took a meeting with charlie. you take a meeting with him.	All the good meetings are taken.
well, you take a meeting with him, i'll take a meeting with you if you'll take a meeting with freddy.	I took a meeting with Freddy. Freddy took a meeting with Charlie. You take a meeting with him.
singer!	Alvy Singer over here!
who's on television?	This guy, on the Johnny Carson show.
what?	This is Alvy Singer!
hey!	What?
you're like new york. you're an island.	Okay, if that's all that we've been through together means to you, I guess it's better if we just said goodbye, once and for all! You know, it's funny, after all the serious talks and passionate moments that it ends here... in a health food restaurant on Sunset Boulevard. Goodbye, Sunny.
alvy, you are totally incapable of enjoying life.	You're like New York. You're an island.
it's an important issue.	Alvy, you are totally incapable of enjoying life.
well, you only give me books with the word "death" in the title.	It's an important issue.
you didn't read "death in venice" till i gave it to you!	Well, you only give me books with the word "death" in the title.
what is so incredibly great about new york? it's a dying city! you-you read "death in venice".	You didn't read "Death in Venice" till I gave it to you!
you're a thinking person. how can you choose this lifestyle?	What is so incredibly great about New York? It's a dying city! You-you read "Death in Venice".
you're using this conspiracy theory as an excuse to avoid sex with me.	Oh, my God!  She's right! Why did I turn off Allison Portchnik? She was-she was beautiful. She was willing. She was real... intelligent.  Is it the old Groucho Marx joke? That-that I-I just don't wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member?
i-i-i-i would leave out the men's- room attendant.	You're using this conspiracy theory as an excuse to avoid sex with me.
the fbi, and the cia, and j. edgar hoover and oil companies and the pentagon and the men's-room attendant at the white house?	I-I-I-I would leave out the men's- room attendant.
tsch.	The FBI, and the CIA, and J. Edgar Hoover and oil companies and the Pentagon and the men's-room attendant at the White House?
then everybody's in in the conspiracy?	Tsch.
l-l-lyndon johns lyndon johnson is a politician. you know the ethics those guys have? it's like-uh, a notch underneath child molester.	Then everybody's in in the conspiracy?
lyndon johnson?	L-L-Lyndon Johns Lyndon Johnson is a politician. You know the ethics those guys have? It's like-uh, a notch underneath child molester.
hey... honey, i don't know earl warren.	Lyndon Johnson?
yeah, earl warren?	Hey... honey, I don't know Earl Warren.
well, why not?	Yeah, Earl Warren?
okay. all right, so whatta yuh saying, now? that e-e-everybody o-o-on the warren commission is in on this conspiracy, right?	Well, why not?
if they-they recovered the shells from that rifle.	Okay. All right, so whatta yuh saying, now? That e-e-everybody o-o-on the Warren Commission is in on this conspiracy, right?
we've been through this.	If they-they recovered the shells from that rifle.
it-but it-it... doesn't make any sense. he drove past the book depository and the police said conclusively that it was an exit wound. so-how is it possible for oswald to have fired from two angles at once? it doesn't make sense.	Alvy.
well, i'm getting tired of it. i need your attention.	It-but it-it... doesn't make any sense. He drove past the book depository and the police said conclusively that it was an exit wound. So-how is it possible for Oswald to have fired from two angles at once? It doesn't make sense.
h'm, i'm sorry, i can't go through with this, because it-i can't get it off my mind, allison... it's obsessing me!	Well, I'm getting tired of it. I need your attention.
yeah? allison what?	Portchnik.
allison.	Yeah? Allison what?
that i've got to... ah... ah... they're gonna laugh at him for a couple minutes, then i gotta go out there, i gotta ... get laughs, too. how much can they laugh?  they-they they're laughed out.	Do you feel all right?
yes.	that I've got to... ah... ah... They're gonna laugh at him for a couple minutes, then I gotta go out there, I gotta ... get laughs, too. How much can they laugh?  They-they they're laughed out.
i prefer not to, because... look, they're laughing at him. see, so what are yuh telling me-	Yes.
will you relax, please? they're gonna love you, i know.	I prefer not to, because... look, they're laughing at him. See, so what are yuh telling me-
no, because they're-they're laughing, so  i-i-i'd rather not. if you don't mind, i prefer-	Will you relax, please? They're gonna love you, I know.
it's okay.	No, because they're-they're laughing, so  I-I-I'd rather not. If you don't mind, I prefer-
no, i'm sorry, i'm not goin'- i can't... i don't wanna go on after that comedian.	It's okay.
why not?	No, I'm sorry, I'm not goin'- I can't... I don't wanna go on after that comedian.
so what are you telling me, you're putting on two comics in a row?	Why not?
yes.	So what are you telling me, you're putting on two comics in a row?
no, it can't be, because he's a comic.	Yes.
uh ... i mean you're on right after this act.	No, it can't be, because he's a comic.
what do you mean, next?	Uh ... I mean you're on right after this act.
oh, comedian. yes. oh, uh... you're on next.	What do you mean, next?
alvy... alvy singer. i'm a comedian.	Oh, comedian. Yes. Oh, uh... you're on next.
who are you?	Alvy... Alvy Singer. I'm a comedian.
excuse... excuse me, when do i go on?	Who are you?
oh!	I thought just earplugs.
you mean they give awards for that kind o' music?	Oh!
the grammys. he's got a lotta records up for awards.	You mean they give awards for that kind o' music?
the what?	The Grammys. He's got a lotta records up for awards.
if you must know, it's a hectic time for tony. the grammys are tonight.	The what?
air miles, you know. i mean, you know what that does to my stomach?	If you must know, it's a hectic time for Tony. The Grammys are tonight.
i'm late.	Air miles, you know. I mean, you know what that does to my stomach?
you mean that...  i-i-i-i flew three thousand miles to see you.	I'm late.
alvy, i can't say that that's true at this point in my life. i really just can't say that that's true. i mean, you know how wonderful you are. i mean, you know... you're the reason that i got outta my room and that i was able to sing, and-and- and, you know, get more in touch with my feelings and all that crap. anyway, look, i don't wanna- listen, listen, listen, uh  h'h, so whatta you up to anyway, huh?	The usual, you know. Uh, tryin' t' write. I'm workin' on a play.  Jesus. So whatta yuh saying? That you're not comin' back to New York with me?
no.  yes, of course i'm mad, because you love me, i know that.	Alvy, I can't say that that's true at this point in my life. I really just can't say that that's true. I mean, you know how wonderful you are. I mean, you know... you're the reason that I got outta my room and that I was able to sing, and-and- and, you know, get more in touch with my feelings and all that crap. Anyway, look, I don't wanna- Listen, listen, listen, uh  h'h, so whatta you up to anyway, huh?
you're mad, aren't you?	No.  Yes, of course I'm mad, because you love me, I know that.
okay.  check, please. can i -can i... can i... can i...	You're mad, aren't you?
no. we're friends. i wanna remain friends.	Okay.  Check, please. Can I -can I... Can I... Can I...
i can't enjoy anything unless i... unless everybody is. i-you know, if one guy is starving someplace, that's... you know, i-i... it puts a crimp in my evening.  so wanna get married or what?	No. We're friends. I wanna remain friends.
alvy, you're incapable of enjoying life, you know that? i mean, your life is new york city. you're just this person. you're like this island unto yourself.	I can't enjoy anything unless I... unless everybody is. I-you know, if one guy is starving someplace, that's... you know, I-I... it puts a crimp in my evening.  So wanna get married or what?
that's right, 'cause it's an important issue.	Alvy, you're incapable of enjoying life, you know that? I mean, your life is New York City. You're just this person. You're like this island unto yourself.
that's right, that's right.  you only gave me books with the word "death" in the titles.	That's right, 'cause it's an important issue.
hey, you didn't read "death in venice" till i bought it for yuh.	That's right, that's right.  You only gave me books with the word "death" in the titles.
what's so great about new york? i mean, it's a dying city. you read "death in venice."	Hey, you didn't read "Death in Venice" till I bought it for yuh.
so whatta you... you're not gonna come back to new york?	What's so great about New York? I mean, it's a dying city. You read "Death in Venice."
well, whatta you mean? i mean, it's perfectly fine out here. i mean, tony's very nice and, uh, well, i meet people and i go to parties and- and we play tennis. i mean, that's... that's a very big step for me, you know?  i mean...  i'm able to enjoy people more.	So whatta you... You're not gonna come back to New York?
why? you wanna live out here all year? it's like living in munchkin land.	Well, whatta you mean? I mean, it's perfectly fine out here. I mean, Tony's very nice and, uh, well, I meet people and I go to parties and- and we play tennis. I mean, that's... that's a very big step for me, you know?  I mean...  I'm able to enjoy people more.
oh, alvy, come on.	Why? You wanna live out here all year? It's like living in Munchkin Land.
you see, i-i've been thinking about it and i think that we should get married.	Oh, Alvy, come on.
oh, no, i just lost a little weight, that's all.  well, you look nice.	You see, I-I've been thinking about it and I think that we should get married.
you look very pretty.	Oh, no, I just lost a little weight, that's all.  Well, you look nice.
yeah.	I guess these are all yours. Impeach, uh, Eisenhower... Impeach Nixon... Impeach Lyndon Johnson... Impeach Ronald Reagan.
hey, this one's mine, this button. this one, you rem-	Yeah.
you know, i-i-i don't think many couples could handle this. you know, they could just break up and remain friends.	Hey, this one's mine, this button. This one, you rem-
exactly, but... exactly. ooooh!	You know, I-I-I don't think many couples could handle this. You know, they could just break up and remain friends.
we can always come back together again. because there's no-there's no problem. 'cause... right.	Exactly, but... exactly. Ooooh!
what?	We can always come back together again. Because there's no-there's no problem. 'Cause... Right.
right. and you-and you know what the beauty part is?	What?
well, why should i put you through all my moods and hang-ups anyway?	Right. And you-and you know what the beauty part is?
yeah, and i-i tru- you know, i trust her, because my-my analyst recommended her.	Well, why should I put you through all my moods and hang-ups anyway?
yeah, my analyst thinks this move is keen for me.	Yeah, and I-I tru- you know, I trust her, because my-my analyst recommended her.
thanks, honey.	Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, you know, no, no, no, I mean, I think it's really important for us to explore new relationships and stuff like that.
right. geez, i feel like there's a great weight off my back. m'mmm.	Thanks, honey.
remember that day?	Right. Geez, I feel like there's a great weight off my back. M'mmm.
god.	Remember that day?
this is the first book that i got you.	God.
oh-	This is the first book that I got you.
this "denial of death". you remember this?	Oh-
now, look, all the books on death and dying are yours and all the poetry books are mine.	This "Denial of Death". You remember this?
there's no-no question in my mind. i think we're doing the mature thing, without any doubt.	Now, look, all the books on death and dying are yours and all the poetry books are mine.
well, uh, alvy, you wanted to break up just as much as i do.	There's no-no question in my mind. I think we're doing the mature thing, without any doubt.
oh, it sure has... you know, you wrote your name in all my books, 'cause you knew this day was gonna come.	Well, uh, Alvy, you wanted to break up just as much as I do.
well, let's see now... if it has my name on it, then i guess it's mine.	Oh, it sure has... You know, you wrote your name in all my books, 'cause you knew this day was gonna come.
whose "catcher in the rye" is this?	Well, let's see now... If it has my name on it, then I guess it's mine.
tsch, i know. a relationship, i think, is-is like a shark, you know? it has to constantly move forward or it dies.  and i think what we got on our hands  is a dead shark.	Whose "Catcher in the Rye" is this?
alvy, uh, let's face it. you know something, don't think our relationship is working.	Tsch, I know. A relationship, I think, is-is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies.  And I think what we got on our hands  is a dead shark.
don't you think his girl friend's beautiful?	Yeah, she's got a great-lookin' fa- A pat on the androgynous side. But it's...
yeah, and gradually you get old and die. you know it's important to make a little effort once in a while.	Don't you think his girl friend's beautiful?
it's wonderful. i mean, you know they just watch movies all day.	Yeah, and gradually you get old and die. You know it's important to make a little effort once in a while.
i'm cool.	It's wonderful. I mean, you know they just watch movies all day.
oh, good. okay.	I'm cool.
i'm into garbage. it's my thing.	Boy, this is really a nice screening room. It's really a nice room.
yeah, this place is great.	Yeah.
christ!	Nothing at all?
excuse me. i'm sorry, i'm sorry, doctor. uh, alvy-alvy, that was the show. they said everything is fine. they found a replacement, so they're going to tape without you.	I'm nauseous.  Oh, jesus, now I don't get to do the TV show?
oh, oh, no, i can't-i can't eat this. i'm nauseous.  if you could-if you could just give me something to get me through the next two hours, you know i-i have to go out to burbank... and give out an award on a tv show.	Well... H-h huh... Oh, good... Yes, I'll tell him.
god, it's so clean out here.	It's that they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
god.	Really? And what is the kick of it? Because I never...
...i'm thrilled. as you know, uh... uh, on my agent's advice i sold out, and i'm gonna do an appearance on tv.	No, no, no that's not it at all. Alvy's giving an award on television. Gee, he talks like he's violating a moral issue sitting here.
oh, i'm sure it's a lot of fun, 'cause the incas did it, you know, and-and they-they-they were a million laughs.	Alvy, come on, for your own experience. I mean, you wanna write, why not?
yeah. come on. it'd be fun.	Oh, I'm sure it's a lot of fun, 'cause the Incas did it, you know, and-and they-they-they were a million laughs.
that's sick!	Yeah, I know it's sick, but it's new. You know, you didn't say it couldn't be sick.
how can you say that? i mean,  who said i-i-i-i said that you, i and that girl from your acting class should sleep together in a threesome.	That's sick!
you never wanna try anything new, alvy.	How can you say that? I mean,  who said I-I-I-I said that you, I and that girl from your acting class should sleep together in a threesome.
you know... it's getting expensive my analyst... for her analyst. she- she's making progress and i'm not making any progress. her progress is defeating my progress.	Sometimes I think-sometimes I think I should just live with a woman.
i don't know, though, i feel so guilty because alvy is paying for it, so, you know, so i do feel guilty if i don't go to bed with him. but if i do go to bed with him, it's like i'm going against my own feelings. i don't know i-i can't win.	You know... it's getting expensive my analyst... for her analyst. She- she's making progress and I'm not making any progress. Her progress is defeating my progress.
the incredible thing about it is, i'm paying for her analysis and she's making progress and i'm getting screwed.	I don't know, though, I feel so guilty because Alvy is paying for it, so, you know, so I do feel guilty if I don't go to bed with him. But if I do go to bed with him, it's like I'm going against my own feelings. I don't know I-I can't win.
but the thing is-i mean, since our discussions here, i feel i have a right to my own feelings. i think you woulda been happy because... uh, uh, i really asserted myself.	The incredible thing about it is, I'm paying for her analysis and she's making progress and I'm getting screwed.
i mean... i tried everything, you know, i-i-i put on soft music and my- my red light bulb, and...	But the thing is-I mean, since our discussions here, I feel I have a right to my own feelings. I think you woulda been happy because... uh, uh, I really asserted myself.
and... i don't know... i mean, six months ago i-i woulda done it. i woulda done it, just to please him.	I mean... I tried everything, you know, I-I-I put on soft music and my- my red light bulb, and...
she would not sleep with me the other night, you know, it's-	And... I don't know... I mean, six months ago I-I woulda done it. I woulda done it, just to please him.
constantly! i'd say three times a week. like the other night, alvy wanted to have sex.	She would not sleep with me the other night, you know, it's-
hardly ever. maybe three times a week.	Constantly! I'd say three times a week. Like the other night, Alvy wanted to have sex.
well, we never have any laughs anymore, is the problem.	Well, I've been moody and dissatisfied.
that day in brooklyn was the last day i remember really having a great time.	Well, we never have any laughs anymore, is the problem.
all right, all right, you don't wanna go to the party, so uh, whatta you wanna do?	That day in Brooklyn was the last day I remember really having a great time.
i'm just not... you know, i don't think i could take a mellow eve- 'cause i-i don't respond well to mellow, you know what i mean, i-i have a tendency to... if i get too mellow, i-i ripen and then rot. you know, and it's-it's not good for my...	All right, all right, you don't wanna go to the party, so uh, whatta you wanna do?
i don't know, i thought it might be kind of fun, you know what i mean, it'd be nice to meet some new people.	I'm just not... you know, I don't think I could take a mellow eve- 'cause I-I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I-I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I-I ripen and then rot. You know, and it's-it's not good for my...
what's... you... well, what's the matter, you w-wanna go to that party?	I don't know, I thought it might be kind of fun, you know what I mean, it'd be nice to meet some new people.
yes, we had, uh...	Oh, the thing! Oh, the thing...  ...yeah... yeah.
thing?	yes, we had, uh...
don't you remember we-we-we discussed that thing that we were-	Thing?
what thing?	Don't you remember we-we-we discussed that thing that we were-
remember, we had that thing.	What thing?
you were-you were sensational. i mean, i-you know, i-i told yuh that if yuh stuck to it, you would be great, and-and, you know, i-i-you- you were sensational.	Yeah, well, we have the, I mean, they were just a terrific audience, I mean, you know, it makes it really easy for me, because I can be... huh?
yeah, i know. just-just put on the watch, and-and... that thing, and we'll just...	Oh! My God!
oh, yeah? what is this, anyway?  let me see. okay, let's... oooh, god!  oh, you knew i wanted this...  god, it's terrific, god!	Yeah, I know. Just-just put on the watch, and-and... that thing, and we'll just...
check it out.	Oh, yeah? What is this, anyway?  Let me see. Okay, let's... oooh, God!  Oh, you knew I wanted this...  God, it's terrific, God!
what... huh?	Check it out.
here's a real present.	What... huh?
uh huh. yeah. forget it.	Here's a real present.
try it... it'll add years to our sex life.	Uh huh. Yeah. Forget it.
uh, yeah, uh... t-t-this is more like a present for you, yeah, but it's-	Try it... it'll add years to our sex life.
yeah, hey, why don't yuh try it on?	Uh, yeah, uh... t-t-this is more like a present for you, yeah, but it's-
what is this? is this a... present?  are you kidding?	Yeah, hey, why don't yuh try it on?
happy birthday.	What is this? Is this a... Present?  Are you kidding?
yeah, but no presents till midnight.	Oh, darn it.
yeah, but it's real close.	Yeah, but no presents till midnight.
ah? oh, well, your birthday's not till tomorrow, honey, i hate to tell yuh.	Yeah, but it's real close.
well, i had a really good day, you know that? it was just a real fine way to spend my birthday.	Ah? Oh, well, your birthday's not till tomorrow, honey, I hate to tell yuh.
oh, look, look, there's that... that's that's my old house. that's where we used to live.	Holy cow!
-me, my god, it's a great day!	Hey, can yuh watch the road? Watch the --
yeah.	-me, my God, it's a great day!
that'd be fun for yuh. don't you think-	Yeah.
okay, okay. okay.	That'd be fun for yuh. Don't you think-
tsch, why don't we get... why don't we get rob, and the three of us'll drive into brooklyn, you know, and we show you the old neighborhood.	Okay, okay. Okay.
alvy, what about... what if we go away this weekend, and we could-	Tsch, why don't we get... why don't we get Rob, and the three of us'll drive into Brooklyn, you know, and we show you the old neighborhood.
i don't know.	Alvy, what about... what if we go away this weekend, and we could-
you know i think that if you let me, maybe i could help you have more fun, you know? i mean, i know it's hard and... yeah.	I don't know.
it's all right for me, it's been terrific, you know?  better than either one of my marriages. see, 'cause... 'cause there's just something different about you. i don't know what it is, but it's great.	You know I think that if you let me, maybe I could help you have more fun, you know? I mean, I know it's hard and... Yeah.
living together hasn't been so bad, has it?	It's all right for me, it's been terrific, you know?  Better than either one of my marriages. See, 'cause... 'cause there's just something different about you. I don't know what it is, but it's great.
oh, no, no, i think we're both much too mature for something like that.	Living together hasn't been so bad, has it?
alvy, let's never break up again. i don't wanna be apart.	Oh, no, no, I think we're both much too mature for something like that.
yeah.	Alvy, let's never break up again. I don't wanna be apart.
i'm sorry. i had the television set had the television-	Yeah.
yeah?	I'm sorry. I had the television set had the television-
oh, i had the radio on.	Yeah?
i mean was there another- i thought i heard a voice.	Oh, I had the radio on.
w-w-whatta you mean?	I mean was there another- I thought I heard a voice.
was there somebody in your room when i called you?	W-w-whatta you mean?
what?	Was there somebody in your room when I called you?
oh, yeah. oh.  oh! alvy?	What?
oh, jesus, really?	Oh, yeah. Oh.  Oh! Alvy?
oh, uh, i don't know. i miss you. tsch.	Oh, Jesus, really?
whatta you mean, don't go? whatta- whatta what's the matter? whatta you expecting termites? what's the matter?	Oh, uh, I don't know. I miss you. Tsch.
oh, don't go, okay? please.	Whatta you mean, don't go? Whatta- whatta what's the matter? Whatta you expecting termites? What's the matter?
whatta-whatta yuh joining a minstrel show? geez.  don't worry!  i did it! i killed them both. what- what's the matter? whatta you-  whatta you sad about? you- what'd you want me to do? capture 'em and rehabilitate 'em?	Oh, don't go, okay? Please.
it's for my complexion.	Whatta-whatta yuh joining a minstrel show? Geez.  Don't worry!  I did it! I killed them both. What- what's the matter? Whatta you-  whatta you sad about? You- What'd you want me to do? Capture 'em and rehabilitate 'em?
hey, what is this? you got black soap?	It's for my complexion.
well, what are you doing... what are you doing with-	Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
okay, let me have this.	Well, what are you doing... what are you doing with-
i think i left it there, i'm sorry.	Okay, let me have this.
snow shovel or anything or something.	I think I left it there, I'm sorry.
oh, i-i left it at your house.	snow shovel or anything or something.
yep. i didn't think it was that big, but it's a major spider. you got a broom or something with a-	Oh, I-I left it at your house.
two?	Yep. I didn't think it was that big, but it's a major spider. You got a broom or something with a-
two... yeah. lotta, lotta trouble. there's two of 'em.	Two?
yeah?	Two... Yeah. Lotta, lotta trouble. There's two of 'em.
very big spider.	Yeah?
oh. what?	Very big spider.
darling, darling, i've been killing spiders since i was thirty, okay?	Oh. What?
hey, don't squish it, and after it's dead, flush it down the toilet, okay? and flush it a couple o' times.	Darling, darling, I've been killing spiders since I was thirty, okay?
is he in the bathroom?	Hey, don't squish it, and after it's dead, flush it down the toilet, okay? And flush it a couple o' times.
it really is lovely. it's in the bathroom.	Is he in the bathroom?
yeah, where is the spider?	It really is lovely. It's in the bathroom.
i got the good chocolate, alvy.	Yeah, where is the spider?
hey, what am i-your son? whatta you mean? i-i came over to --	I got the good chocolate, Alvy.
would you like a glass of chocolate milk?	Hey, what am I-your son? Whatta you mean? I-I came over to --
well, i was in be- it's three o'clock in the morning. you, uh, you got me outta bed, i ran over here, i couldn't get a taxi cab. you said it was an emergency, and i didn't ge- i ran up the stairs. hell - i was a lot more attractive when the evening began. look, uh, tell- whatta you- are you going with a right-wing rock-and- roll star? is that possible?	Would you like a glass of chocolate milk?
alvy, you're a little hostile, you know that? not only that, you look thin and tired.	Well, I was in be- It's three o'clock in the morning. You, uh, you got me outta bed, I ran over here, I couldn't get a taxi cab. You said it was an emergency, and I didn't ge- I ran up the stairs. Hell - I was a lot more attractive when the evening began. Look, uh, tell- Whatta you- Are you going with a right-wing rock-and- roll star? Is that possible?
it's wonderful. then why don'tcha get william f. buckley to kill the spider?	Alvy, you're a little hostile, you know that? Not only that, you look thin and tired.
well, i like to try to get all points of view.	It's wonderful. Then why don'tcha get William F. Buckley to kill the spider?
what is this? what are you, since when do you read the "national review"? what are you turning in to?	Well, I like to try to get all points of view.
it was just great!	Oh, humdinger. When- Well, I got a wonderful idea. Why don'tcha get the guy who took you to the rock concert, we'll call him and he can come over and kill the spider. You know, it's a-
oh, yeah, really?  really?  how-how'd you like it? was it-was it, i mean, did it... was it heavy? did it achieve total heavy-ocity? or was it, uh...	It was just great!
yeah.	Oh, yeah, really?  Really?  How-how'd you like it? Was it-was it, I mean, did it... was it heavy? Did it achieve total heavy-ocity? Or was it, uh...
jesus. all right, gimme a magazine. i- 'cause i'm a little tired.  you know, you, you joke with-about me, you make fun of me, but i'm prepared for anything. an emergency, a tidal wave, an earthquake. hey, what is this? what? did you go to a rock concert?	Yeah.
i know, i know, and a first-aid kit and a fire extinguisher.	Jesus. All right, gimme a magazine. I- 'cause I'm a little tired.  You know, you, you joke with-about me, you make fun of me, but I'm prepared for anything. An emergency, a tidal wave, an earthquake. Hey, what is this? What? Did you go to a rock concert?
i told you a thousand times you should always keep, uh, a lotta insect spray. you never know who's gonna crawl over.	I know, I know, and a first-aid kit and a fire extinguisher.
no.	I told you a thousand times you should always keep, uh, a lotta insect spray. You never know who's gonna crawl over.
kill it! for go- what's wrong with you? don't you have a can of raid in the house?	No.
i can't sleep with a live thing crawling around in the bathroom.	Kill it! For Go- What's wrong with you? Don't you have a can of Raid in the house?
oooh.	I can't sleep with a live thing crawling around in the bathroom.
my god, i mean, you know how i am about insects.	Oooh.
that's what you got me here for at three o'clock in the morning, 'cause there's a spider in the bathroom?	My God, I mean, you know how I am about insects.
there's a big black spider in the bathroom.	That's what you got me here for at three o'clock in the morning, 'cause there's a spider in the bathroom?
what?	There's a big black spider in the bathroom.
there's a spider in the bathroom.	What?
are you okay?  what's the matter?  are you all right? what-	There's a spider in the bathroom.
oh.	Are you okay?  What's the matter?  Are you all right? What-
what's- it's me, open up.	Oh.
i'm following you and david, if you-	I just think we oughta call this relationship quits!
and what are you doing following me around for, anyway?	I'm following you and David, if you-
david! david! i can't believe this!	And what are you doing following me around for, anyway?
a bit rapidly. i don't care what you say about david, he's a perfectly fine teacher!	David! David! I can't believe this!
adult education is such junk! the professors are so phony. how can you do it?	A bit rapidly. I don't care what you say about David, he's a perfectly fine teacher!
she said, "will it change my wife." you heard that because you were there so i'm not crazy.	And, Alvy... and then I told her about how I didn't think you'd ever really take me seriously, because you don't think that I'm smart enough.
life. i said, "life."	She said, "Will it change my wife." You heard that because you were there so I'm not crazy.
you said, "will it change..." wife. will it change...	Life. I said, "life."
no, i didn't.  i said, "will it change my life," alvy.	You said, "Will it change..." Wife. Will it change...
yeah, but you said, "will it change my wife"!	No, I didn't.  I said, "Will it change my life," Alvy.
will it change my life?	Yeah, but you said, "Will it change my wife"!
will it change your wife?	Will it change my life?
well, she said that i should probably come five times a week. and you know something? i don't think i mind analysis at all. the only question is, will it change my wife?	Will it change your wife?
tsch, what'd the doctor say?	Well, she said that I should probably come five times a week. And you know something? I don't think I mind analysis at all. The only question is, will it change my wife?
oh, and god, alvy, i did... this really terrible thing to him. because then when he sang it was in this real high-pitched voice.	Tsch, what'd the doctor say?
sinatra had gl- you never said sinatra had glasses. so whatta you saying that i-i'm suffocating you?	Oh, and God, Alvy, I did... this really terrible thing to him. Because then when he sang it was in this real high-pitched voice.
yeah, yeah, yeah, you. because in the dream... i break sinatra's glasses.	Sinatra had gl- You never said Sinatra had glasses. So whatta you saying that I-I'm suffocating you?
whatta you mean? me?	Yeah, yeah, yeah, you. Because in the dream... I break Sinatra's glasses.
she said, your name was alvy singer.	Whatta you mean? Me?
well, well, sure... because he's a singer and you're a singer, you know, so it's perfect. so you're trying to suffocate yourself. it-it makes perfect sense. uh, uh, that's a perfect analytic... kind of insight.	She said, your name was Alvy Singer.
and i keep, you know, it's-	Well, well, sure... because he's a singer and you're a singer, you know, so it's perfect. So you're trying to suffocate yourself. It-it makes perfect sense. Uh, uh, that's a perfect analytic... kind of insight.
yeah?	and I keep, you know, it's-
yeah, and he's strangling me...	Yeah?
sinatra?	Yeah, and he's strangling me...
in-in... alvy, in my dream frank sinatra is holding his pillow across my face and i can't breathe.	Sinatra?
i whine. i-i-i sit and i whine.	In-in... Alvy, in my dream Frank Sinatra is holding his pillow across my face and I can't breathe.
yeah.	I whine. I-I-I sit and I whine.
you cried? i've never once cried. fantastic...	Yeah.
oh, i told her my dream and then i cried.	You cried? I've never once cried. Fantastic...
that's amazing. i-i-i... i've been goin' for fifteen years, i-you know, i don't got... nothing like that in-	Oh, I told her my dream and then I cried.
m'hm.	That's amazing. I-I-I... I've been goin' for fifteen years, I-you know, I don't got... nothing like that in-
tsch. rea- all this happened in the first hour?	M'hm.
and then i remembered when i was a kid how i accidentally saw my parents making love.	Tsch. Rea- All this happened in the first hour?
m'hm.	And then I remembered when I was a kid how I accidentally saw my parents making love.
well, she said that i was very guilty about my impulses toward marriage, and-and children.	M'hm.
g-go on, i'm interested.	Well, she said that I was very guilty about my impulses toward marriage, and-and children.
m'hm.	G-go on, I'm interested.
me? i'm-i'm one of the few males who suffers from that, so, so... you know.	M'hm.
and then she mentioned penis envy... did you know about that?	Me? I'm-I'm one of the few males who suffers from that, so, so... you know.
m'm.	And then she mentioned penis envy... Did you know about that?
and i didn't have to lie down on the couch, alvy, she had me sitting up. so i told her about-about the-the family and about my feelings toward men and about my relationship with my brother.	M'm.
yeah?	And I didn't have to lie down on the couch, Alvy, she had me sitting up. So I told her about-about the-the family and about my feelings toward men and about my relationship with my brother.
oh, it was...  really weird. but she's a very nice woman.	Yeah?
oh, yeah? how'd it go?	Oh, it was...  really weird. But she's a very nice woman.
i'm home!	Oh, yeah? How'd it go?
it's his name.	Well, listen, that's, a nice bi-it's a biblical name. Right? W-What does he call you? Bathsheba?
david? you call your teacher david?	It's his name.
you've always had hostility toward david ever since i mentioned him!	David? You call your teacher David?
next thing you know he'll find you keen and peachy, you know? next thing you know he's got his hand on your ass!	You've always had hostility toward David ever since I mentioned him!
who cares? who cares?	Next thing you know he'll find you keen and peachy, you know? Next thing you know he's got his hand on your ass!
"neat"! there's that- what are you- twelve years old? that's one o' your chippewa falls expressions! "he thinks i'm neat."	Who cares? Who cares?
we're not having an affair. he's married. he just happens to think i'm neat.	"Neat"! There's that- What are you- twelve years old? That's one o' your Chippewa Falls expressions! "He thinks I'm neat."
hey, don't knock masturbation! it's sex with someone i love.	We're not having an affair. He's married. He just happens to think I'm neat.
oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about!	Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.
what's the difference? it's all mental masturbation.	Oh, well, now we're finally getting to a subject you know something about!
"existential motifs in russian literature"! you're really close.	What's the difference? It's all mental masturbation.
oh, stop it. but you were having an affair with your college professor. that jerk that teaches that incredible crap course "contemporary crisis in western man"!	"Existential Motifs in Russian Literature"! You're really close.
yeah-well, you wanted to keep the relationship flexible, remember? it's your phrase.	Oh, stop it. But you were having an affair with your college professor. That jerk that teaches that incredible crap course "Contemporary Crisis in Western Man"!
yeah-well, i didn't start out spying. i-i thought i'd surprise yuh. pick you up after school.	Yeah-well, you wanted to keep the relationship flexible, remember? It's your phrase.
that is the worst kind of paranoia.	Yeah-well, I didn't start out spying. I-I thought I'd surprise yuh. Pick you up after school.
paranoid? i'm looking at you. you got your arms around another guy.	That is the worst kind of paranoia.
do you realize how paranoid you are?	Paranoid? I'm looking at you. You got your arms around another guy.
following is different. i was spying.	Do you realize how paranoid you are?
well, what is your definition of following?	Following is different. I was spying.
why? 'cause i... was walkin' along a block behind you staring at you? that's not following!	Well, what is your definition of following?
you followed me!	Why? 'Cause I... was walkin' along a block behind you staring at you? That's not following!
i didn't follow you!	You followed me!
you followed me. i can't believe it!	I didn't follow you!
yeah.	It's Easter. You know, we'll have a nice dinner, we'll sit down and eat. I think they're gonna really like you.
no, i don't think so. no, i don't think they're gonna hate you at all. on the contrary, i think-	Yeah.
yeah, i know, they'll hate me immediately.  thank you.	No, I don't think so. No, I don't think they're gonna hate you at all. On the contrary, I think-
oh, i'm really, uh, looking forward to tomorrow. i mean, you know, i think that it'll be really nice to meet mother and father.	Yeah, I know, they'll hate me immediately.  Thank you.
you're so sure about it.	Oh, I'm really, uh, looking forward to tomorrow. I mean, you know, I think that it'll be really nice to meet Mother and Father.
yeah.	Well, the twelve o'clock show is completely different than the nine.
are yuh?	Yeah.
yeah. yeah. and you know something? i think that i'm starting to get more of your references, too.	Are yuh?
c-c-coll- college audiences are so wonderful.	Yeah. Yeah. And you know something? I think that I'm starting to get more of your references, too.
alvy, you were... alvy, you were just great, i'm not kidding. it was- you were so neat.	C-c-coll- College audiences are so wonderful.
were you always funny?	Hey, what is this-an interview? We're supposed to be making love.
so if i get a laugh from a person who's high, it doesn't count. you know-'cause they're always laughin'.	Were you always funny?
m'hm.	so if I get a laugh from a person who's high, it doesn't count. You know-'cause they're always laughin'.
well, it ruins it for me if you have grass  because, you know, i'm, like, a comedian-	M'hm.
well, i need grass and so do you.	Well, it ruins it for me if you have grass  because, you know, I'm, like, a comedian-
yeah, but that's not-that's no good. i want the whole thing.	Well, I need grass and so do you.
oh, you have my body.	Yeah, but that's not-that's no good. I want the whole thing.
let's just do it, all right?	Is it my imagination or are you just going through the motions?
i don't know, but you seem sort of distant.	Let's just do it, all right?
u-huh.	I don't know, but you seem sort of distant.
really?	U-huh.
no, i'm fine.	Really?
i don't know. you- it's like you're- you're removed.	No, I'm fine.
uh-uh-why?	I don't know. You- It's like you're- you're removed.
m'm, wait, i got a great idea.  hang in there for a second. i got a little-little artifact. a little erotic artifact, that-that i brought up from the city, which i think, uh, is gonna be perfect.  i just... there... there's a little old new orleans... essence. now-now we can go about our business here and we can even develop photographs if we want to. there, now there.  m'mmm. m'mmm. hey, is something wrong?	Uh-uh-why?
oh, no, alvy, please. alvy, please.  m'mrnm.	M'm, wait, I got a great idea.  Hang in there for a second. I got a little-little artifact. A little erotic artifact, that-that I brought up from the city, which I think, uh, is gonna be perfect.  I just... there... There's a little Old New Orleans... essence. Now-now we can go about our business here and we can even develop photographs if we want to. There, now there.  M'mmm. M'mmm. Hey, is something wrong?
no, no, no, what... you can once, you can live without it once. come on.	Oh, no, Alvy, please. Alvy, please.  M'mrnm.
what are you doing?	No, no, no, what... You can once, you can live without it once. Come on.
oh, come, you don't need that.	What are you doing?
oh, come on, look who's talking. you've been seeing a psychiatrist for fifteen years.  you should smoke some o' this. you'd be off the couch in no time.	Oh, come, you don't need that.
well, i'll give you a shot of sodium pentothal. you can sleep through it.	Oh, come on, look who's talking. You've been seeing a psychiatrist for fifteen years.  You should smoke some o' this. You'd be off the couch in no time.
well, what's the difference, anyway?	Well, I'll give you a shot of sodium pentothal. You can sleep through it.
oh, you-you have to be artificially relaxed before we can go to bed?	Well, what's the difference, anyway?
it relaxes me.	Oh, you-you have to be artificially relaxed before we can go to bed?
me, no. you... i-i-you know, if i have grass or alcohol or anything i get unbearably wonderful. i get too, too wonderful for words. you know, i don't-i don't know why you have to, uh, get high every time we make love.	It relaxes me.
well, have you ever made love high?	Me, no. You... I-I-you know, if I have grass or alcohol or anything I get unbearably wonderful. I get too, too wonderful for words. You know, I don't-I don't know why you have to, uh, get high every time we make love.
yeah, grass, right? the illusion that it will make a white woman more like billie holiday.	Well, have you ever made love high?
well, okay. well, listen, i'm gonna get a cigarette, okay?	Yeah, grass, right? The illusion that it will make a white woman more like Billie Holiday.
no, don't be silly. what-what do we need other people for?  you know, we should-we should just turn out the lights, you know, and play hide and seek or something.	Well, okay. Well, listen, I'm gonna get a cigarette, okay?
what?  hey, listen, what-what do you think? do you think we should, uh, go to that-that party in southampton tonight?	No, don't be silly. What-what do we need other people for?  You know, we should-we should just turn out the lights, you know, and play hide and seek or something.
just don't take any course where they make you read beowulf.	What?  Hey, listen, what-what do you think? Do you think we should, uh, go to that-that party in Southampton tonight?
does this sound like a good course? uh, "modern american poetry"? uh, or, uh-let's see now... maybe i should, uh, take "introduction to the novel."	Just don't take any course where they make you read Beowulf.
'cause adult education's a wonderful thing. you meet a lotta interesting professors. you know, it's stimulating.	Does this sound like a good course? Uh, "Modern American Poetry"? Uh, or, uh-let's see now... maybe I should, uh, take "Introduction to the Novel."
then why are you always pushing me to take those college courses like i was dumb or something?	'Cause adult education's a wonderful thing. You meet a lotta interesting professors. You know, it's stimulating.
hey, don't be ridiculous.	Then why are you always pushing me to take those college courses like I was dumb or something?
you don't think i'm smart enough to be serious about.	Hey, don't be ridiculous.
it's-it's got bad plumbing and bugs. jesus, i'll-my accountant will write it off as a tax deduction, i'll pay for it.	You don't think I'm smart enough to be serious about.
yes, it is.	It's-it's got bad plumbing and bugs. Jesus, I'll-My accountant will write it off as a tax deduction, I'll pay for it.
that place is four hundred dollars a month?	Yes, it is.
that little apartment is four hundred dollars a month, alvy.	That place is four hundred dollars a month?
it's different 'cause you keep your own apartment.  because you know it's there, we don't have to go to it, we don't have to deal with it, but it's like a-a-a free-floating life raft... that we know that we're not married.	That little apartment is four hundred dollars a month, Alvy.
how is it any different?	It's different 'cause you keep your own apartment.  Because you know it's there, we don't have to go to it, we don't have to deal with it, but it's like a-a-a free-floating life raft... that we know that we're not married.
no-what, what...? i... we live together, we sleep together, we eat together. jesus, you don't want it to be like we're married, do yuh?	How is it any different?
i guess you think that i talked you into something, huh?	No-what, what...? I... we live together, we sleep together, we eat together. Jesus, you don't want it to be like we're married, do yuh?
ye-ah. was it... it was yours actually, but, uh, i approved it immediately.	I guess you think that I talked you into something, huh?
mine.	Ye-ah. Was it... It was yours actually, but, uh, I approved it immediately.
how- i don't want you to live with me? how- whose idea was it?	Mine.
you don't want me to live with you?	How- I don't want you to live with me? How- Whose idea was it?
all right, granted, it has bad plumbing and bugs, but you-you say that like it's a negative thing. you know, bugs are-are-uh, entomology is a...  ...rapidly growing field.	You don't want me to live with you?
that's right, and it's got bad plumbing and bugs.	All right, granted, it has bad plumbing and bugs, but you-you say that like it's a negative thing. You know, bugs are-are-uh, entomology is a...  ...rapidly growing field.
yeah, i know it's small.	That's right, and it's got bad plumbing and bugs.
i have a tiny apartment.	Yeah, I know it's small.
yeah, but you-you got a nice apartment.	I have a tiny apartment.
well, i mean, i'm moving in with you, that's why.	Yeah, but you-you got a nice apartment.
yeah, bu-bu-but why?	Well, I mean, I'm moving in with you, that's why.
of course.	Yeah, bu-bu-but why?
whatta you mean? you're not gonna give up your own apartment, are you?	Of course.
i dunno.	Whatta you mean? You're not gonna give up your own apartment, are you?
don't you think i do?	I dunno.
yeah.	Don't you think I do?
i love you.  you know i lo-ove you, i-i love you.  i-i have to invent- of course i love you.	Yeah.
yeah.	I love you.  You know I lo-ove you, I-I love you.  I-I have to invent- Of course I love you.
i-uh, love is, uh, is too weak a word for what...	Yeah.
well, i certainly... i think that's very- yeah, yeah...  yeah. do you love me?	I-uh, love is, uh, is too weak a word for what...
i know you've only known me a short while.	Well, I certainly... I think that's very- Yeah, yeah...  yeah. Do you love me?
yeah.	I know you've only known me a short while.
that's the key question.	Yeah.
do i love you?	That's the key question.
you- do you love me?	Do I love you?
come on.  yeah. you know what? you know, i like you, i really mean it. i really do like you.	You- Do you love me?
you know what i mean? like the tip o'your nose, and if i stroke your teeth or your kneecaps... you get excited.	Come on.  Yeah. You know what? You know, I like you, I really mean it. I really do like you.
ooooh!	You know what I mean? Like the tip o'your nose, and if I stroke your teeth or your kneecaps... you get excited.
uh... uh, you're-you're exceptional in bed because you got -you get pleasure in every part of your body when i touch you.	Ooooh!
well, what does-what does that mean? i don't know what that is.	Uh... uh, you're-you're exceptional in bed because you got -you get pleasure in every part of your body when I touch you.
unbelievably sexy. yes, you are. because... you know what you are? you're-you're polymorphously perverse.	Well, what does-what does that mean? I don't know what that is.
no, i'm not.	Unbelievably sexy. Yes, you are. Because... you know what you are? You're-you're polymorphously perverse.
you are extremely sexy.	No, I'm not.
you see, like you and i...	You are extremely sexy.
and there's the winner of the truman capote look-alike contest.	You see, like you and I...
oh, yeah?	And there's the winner of the Truman Capote look-alike contest.
no, i'm serious.  i just got my mustache wet.	Oh, yeah?
oh, yeah.	No, I'm serious.  I just got my mustache wet.
yeah, he's the mafia. linen supply business or cement and contract, you know what i mean?	Oh, yeah.
oh! italian, right?	Yeah, he's the Mafia. Linen Supply Business or Cement and Contract, you know what I mean?
oh, that's hilarious. they're back from fire island. they're... they're sort of giving it a chance-you know what i mean?	Oh! Italian, right?
yeah.	Oh, that's hilarious. They're back from Fire Island. They're... they're sort of giving it a chance-you know what I mean?
look at these guys.	Yeah.
m'hm. yeah. yeah.	Look at these guys.
there's-there's-there's-there's mr. when-in-the-pink, mr. miami beach, there, you know?  he's the latest! just came back from the gin-rummy farm last night. he placed third.	M'hm. Yeah. Yeah.
m'hm.	There's-there's-there's-there's Mr. When-in-the-Pink, Mr. Miami Beach, there, you know?  He's the latest! just came back from the gin-rummy farm last night. He placed third.
look, look at that guy.	M'hm.
u-huh.	Look, look at that guy.
you know, and the miserable is everyone else. that's-that's all. so- so when you go through life you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's- you're very lucky... to be...  ...to be miserable.	U-huh.
m'hm.	You know, and the miserable is everyone else. That's-that's all. So- so when you go through life you should be thankful that you're miserable, because that's- You're very lucky... to be...  ...to be miserable.
i don't-don't know how they get through life. it's amazing to me.	M'hm.
yeah.	I don't-don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me.
and blind people, crippled...	Yeah.
m'hm.	And blind people, crippled...
...you know, they're- the-the horrible would be like, uh, i don't know, terminal cases, you know?	M'hm.
m'hm.	...you know, they're- The-the horrible would be like, uh, I don't know, terminal cases, you know?
those are the two categories...	M'hm.
m'hm.	Those are the two categories...
i've a very pessimistic view of life. you should know this about me if we're gonna go out, you know. i-i-i feel that life is-is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.	M'hm.
yeah?	I've a very pessimistic view of life. You should know this about me if we're gonna go out, you know. I-I-I feel that life is-is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
big subject with me, yeah.	Yeah?
yeah?	big subject with me, yeah.
yeah, 'cause i-i'm, you know, i'm, i'm obsessed with-with, uh, with death, i think. big-	Yeah?
that's, uh...  that's pretty serious stuff there.	Yeah, 'cause I-I'm, you know, I'm, I'm obsessed with-with, uh, with death, I think. Big-
i-i-i'm gonna buy you these books, i think, because i-i think you should read them. you know, instead of that cat book.	That's, uh...  that's pretty serious stuff there.
h'm?	I-I-I'm gonna buy you these books, I think, because I-I think you should read them. You know, instead of that cat book.
hey?	H'm?
what? what?	Hey?
m'hm.  you're not gonna believe this, but-	What? What?
oh, i don't know, i don't really. i don't do it very often, you know, just sort of, er... relaxes me at first.	M'hm.  You're not gonna believe this, but-
i tried to take my pants off over my head...  ...my ear.	Oh, I don't know, I don't really. I don't do it very often, you know, just sort of, er... relaxes me at first.
yeah?	I tried to take my pants off over my head...  ...my ear.
no, no, i-i-i, uh, i don't use any major hallucinogenics because i took a puff like five years ago at a party and	Yeah?
here, you want some?	No, no, I-I-i, uh, I don't use any major hallucinogenics because I took a puff like five years ago at a party and
no, that was the most fun i've ever had without laughing.	Here, you want some?
no.	No, that was the most fun I've ever had without laughing.
good? i was-	No.
you're really nuts. i don't know, you really thought it was good? tell me.	Good? I was-
really. i mean it. i-i'll never play the piano again.	You're really nuts. I don't know, you really thought it was good? Tell me.
no.  you're a wreck.	Really. I mean it. I-I'll never play the piano again.
yeah, i'm-i'm-i'm a wreck.	No.  You're a wreck.
yeah?	Yeah, I'm-I'm-I'm a wreck.
yeah.	Yeah?
oh, yeah?	Yeah.
"there goes another novel."  jesus, you were great.	Oh, yeah?
h'm?	"There goes another novel."  Jesus, you were great.
as balzac said...	H'm?
m'm, that was so nice. that was nice.	As Balzac said...
oh.	M'm, that was so nice. That was nice.
my first... yes, she was nice, but you know, uh, it was my fault. i was just... i was too crazy.	Oh.
oh. and your first wife was allison?	My first... Yes, she was nice, but you know, uh, it was my fault. I was just... I was too crazy.
nothing that a few mega-vitamins couldn't cure.	Oh. And your first wife was Allison?
yeah... oh, uh, and i'm gonna have a pastrami on white bread with, uh, mayonnaise and tomatoes and lettuce.  tsch, so, uh, your second wife left you and, uh, were you depressed about that?	Nothing that a few mega-vitamins couldn't cure.
i'm gonna have a corned beef.	Yeah... oh, uh, and I'm gonna have a pastrami on white bread with, uh, mayonnaise and tomatoes and lettuce.  Tsch, so, uh, your second wife left you and, uh, were you depressed about that?
okay. yeah.	I'm gonna have a corned beef.
we can digest our-	Okay. Yeah.
okay?	Yeah.
okay.	Okay?
and we'll digest our food better.	Okay.
oh, all right.	And we'll digest our food better.
and-and uh, there's gonna be all that tension. you know, we never kissed before and i'll never know when to make the right move or anything. so we'll kiss now we'll get it over with and then we'll go eat. okay?	Oh, all right.
yeah.	And-and uh, there's gonna be all that tension. You know, we never kissed before and I'll never know when to make the right move or anything. So we'll kiss now we'll get it over with and then we'll go eat. Okay?
yeah, why not, because we're just gonna go home later, right?	Yeah.
really?	Yeah, why not, because we're just gonna go home later, right?
gimme a kiss.	Really?
what?	Gimme a kiss.
hey, listen, listen.	What?
yeah, you know something? i never even took a lesson, either.	Hey, listen, listen.
it's terrific.	Yeah, you know something? I never even took a lesson, either.
yeah?	It's terrific.
yeah!	Yeah?
really, do you think so, really?	Yeah!
no, i'm not gonna letcha. you have a great voice.	Really, do you think so, really?
no, i'm gonna quit!	No, I'm not gonna letcha. You have a great voice.
no, they didn't. you have a wonderful voice.	No, I'm gonna quit!
whatta you mean, a tad restless? oh, my god, i mean, they hated me.	No, they didn't. You have a wonderful voice.
oh, listen, so the audience was a tad restless.	Whatta you mean, a tad restless? Oh, my God, I mean, they hated me.
i was awful. i'm so ashamed! i can't sing.	Oh, listen, so the audience was a tad restless.
you're gonna like night clubs, they're really a lotta fun.	I was awful. I'm so ashamed! I can't sing.
yeah.	you're gonna like night clubs, they're really a lotta fun.
that's okay, 'cause i know exactly what that's like. listen-	Yeah.
it's my first time.	That's okay, 'cause I know exactly what that's like. Listen-
no, so help me.	it's my first time.
oh, no-i mean, i'm just a-auditioning sort of at club. i don't-	No, so help me.
you're gonna sing? do you sing? well, no, it isn't  no kidding?  this is my first time. oh, really? where? i'd like to come.  oh, no, no, no, no, no! no, i'm interested!	Oh, no-I mean, I'm just a-auditioning sort of at club. I don't-
but i'm thinking about getting some cats, you know, and then they... oh, wait a second-oh, no, no, i mean  oh, shoot! no, saturday night i'm gonna-  gonna sing. yeah.	You're gonna sing? Do you sing? Well, no, it isn't  No kidding?  this is my first time. Oh, really? Where? I'd like to come.  Oh, no, no, no, no, no! No, I'm interested!
think that's, uh-	But I'm thinking about getting some cats, you know, and then they... Oh, wait a second-oh, no, no, I mean  oh, shoot! No, Saturday night I'm gonna-  gonna sing. Yeah.
what i mean?	think that's, uh-
yeah, i meet a lotta jerks, too.	what I mean?
well, i mean, i meet a lot of... jerks, you know-	Yeah, I meet a lotta jerks, too.
gee, boy, what do you have? you have plague?	Well, I mean, I meet a lot of... jerks, you know-
i know.	Gee, boy, what do you have? You have plague?
oh, you... you're very popular, i can see.	I know.
oh... nothing. not-no, no!	Oh, you... you're very popular, I can see.
oh, i'm sorry, wait a minute, i have something. well, what about saturday night?	Oh... nothing. Not-no, no!
me? oh, uh.  no.	Oh, I'm sorry, wait a minute, I have something. Well, what about Saturday night?
you know, i gotta get there and begin whining soon... otherwise i- hey... well, are you busy friday night?	Me? Oh, uh.  No.
well, i don't know. i mean, i guess- i guess you must be sorta late, huh?	You know, I gotta get there and begin whining soon... otherwise I- Hey... well, are you busy Friday night?
so, did you do shoot the photographs in there or what?	Yeah, yeah, I sorta dabble around, you know.
yeah, well... you- she hates jews. she thinks that they just make money, but let me tell yuh, i mean, she's the one yeah, is she ever. i'm tellin' yuh.	So, did you do shoot the photographs in there or what?
oh, thank you.	Yeah, well... you- She hates Jews. She thinks that they just make money, but let me tell yuh, I mean, she's the one yeah, is she ever. I'm tellin' yuh.
well, uh...  you're what grammy hall would call a real jew.	Oh, thank you.
god bless.	Well, uh...  You're what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew.
yeah. oh, god bless!	God bless.
fifteen years, yeah.	Yeah. Oh, God bless!
fifteen years, huh?	Fifteen years, yeah.
'cause, uh, you never know what's gonna happen.	Fifteen years, huh?
yeah. oh, yeah. yeah, i see. i guess-	'cause, uh, you never know what's gonna happen.
you know, i don't like to show my body to a man of my gender-	Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I see. I guess-
oh, i see, i see.	You know, I don't like to show my body to a man of my gender-
'cause i don't like to get naked in front of another man, you know-it's, uh...	Oh, I see, I see.
why not?	'Cause I don't like to get naked in front of another man, you know-it's, uh...
me? no, no, no, 'cause i never shower in a public place.	Why not?
well, didn't you take, uh... uh, a shower at the club?	Me? No, no, no, 'cause I never shower in a public place.
no, i know, but... but, you know, i'm all perspired and everything.	Well, didn't you take, uh... uh, a shower at the club?
well, i mean, you don't have to, you know.	No, I know, but... but, you know, I'm all perspired and everything.
...and... uh, yeah, uh... uh, you know, i-i-i...	Well, I mean, you don't have to, you know.
oh, really? oh, well... uh, uh, maybe, uh, maybe, we, uh...	...and... uh, yeah, uh... uh, you know, I-I-I...
yeah, it's a great story, though, i mean, i... i... it really made my day. hey, i think i should get outta here, you know, 'cause i think i'm imposing, you know...	Oh, really? Oh, well... uh, uh, maybe, uh, maybe, we, uh...
narcolepsy, right, right. right. so, anyway, so...  george, uh, went to the union, see, to get his free turkey, be-because, uh, the union always gave george this big turkey at christmas time because he was...  shell-shocked, you know what i mean, in the first world war.  anyway, so, so...  george is standing in line, oh, just a sec... uh, getting his free turkey, but the thing is, he falls asleep and he never wakes up. so, so...  so, he's dead ...  he's dead. yeah. oh, dear. well, terrible, huh, wouldn't you say? i mean, that's pretty unfortunate.	Yeah, it's a great story, though, I mean, I... I... it really made my day. Hey, I think I should get outta here, you know, 'cause I think I'm imposing, you know...
uh, narcolepsy.	Narcolepsy, right, right. Right. So, anyway, so...  George, uh, went to the union, see, to get his free turkey, be-because, uh, the union always gave George this big turkey at Christmas time because he was...  shell-shocked, you know what I mean, in the First World War.  Anyway, so, so...  George is standing in line, oh, just a sec... uh, getting his free turkey, but the thing is, he falls asleep and he never wakes up. So, so...  so, he's dead ...  he's dead. Yeah. Oh, dear. Well, terrible, huh, wouldn't you say? I mean, that's pretty unfortunate.
sadie? oh, well, sadie...  sadie met grammy through, uh, through grammy's brother george. uh, george was real sweet, you know, he had that thing. what is that thing where you, uh, where you, uh, fall asleep in the middle of a sentence, you know-what is it? uh...	Uh, narcolepsy.
well, who's sadie?	Sadie? Oh, well, Sadie...  Sadie met Grammy through, uh, through Grammy's brother George. Uh, George was real sweet, you know, he had that thing. What is that thing where you, uh, where you, uh, fall asleep in the middle of a sentence, you know-what is it? Uh...
yeah, right, duane-and over there is grammy hall, and that's sadie.	Well, who's Sadie?
duane?	Yeah, right, Duane-and over there is Grammy Hall, and that's Sadie.
oh... oh, well, you see now now, uh, that's my dad, that's father-and that's my... brother, duane.	Duane?
uh, i hate to tell yuh, this is nineteen seventy-five, you know that "neat" went out, i would say, at the turn of the century.  who-who are-who are those photos on the wall?	Oh... oh, well, you see now now, uh, that's my dad, that's Father-and that's my... brother, Duane.
neat, yeah.	Uh, I hate to tell yuh, this is nineteen seventy-five, you know that "neat" went out, I would say, at the turn of the century.  Who-who are-who are those photos on the wall?
neat?	Neat, yeah.
right. well, i don't know, i mean, uh, some of her poems seem - neat, you know.	Neat?
oh, sorry.	Right. Well, I don't know, I mean, uh, some of her poems seem - neat, you know.
oh, yeah.	Oh, sorry.
interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic, by the college-girl mentality.	Oh, yeah.
m'hm...	Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic, by the college-girl mentality.
sylvia plath.	M'hm...
fifteen-aw, come on, you're... yeah, really?	Sylvia Plath.
yeah, uh, i'm gonna give him one more year and then i'm goin' to lourdes.	Fifteen-aw, come on, you're... yeah, really?
fifteen years?	Yeah, uh, I'm gonna give him one more year and then I'm goin' to Lourdes.
y-y-yeah, just for fifteen years.	Fifteen years?
oh, you see an analyst?	Y-y-yeah, just for fifteen years.
sure, i got... i got nothing, uh, nothing till my analyst's appointment.	Oh, you see an analyst?
okay.	Sure, I got... I got nothing, uh, nothing till my analyst's appointment.
no, i got time.	Okay.
you sure?	No, I got time.
no, no, that'll be fine. i don't mind. sure.	You sure?
hey, well, listen... hey, you wanna come upstairs and, uh... and have a glass of wine and something? aw, no, i mean... i mean, you don't have to, you're probably late and everything else ...	No, no, that'll be fine. I don't mind. Sure.
i'll see yuh.	Hey, well, listen... hey, you wanna come upstairs and, uh... and have a glass of wine and something? Aw, no, I mean... I mean, you don't have to, you're probably late and everything else ...
oh, yeah, yeah.	I'll see yuh.
well... thank you again.	Oh, yeah, yeah.
well...	Well... thank you again.
jesus, my-my grammy... n-never gave gifts, you know. she-she was too busy getting raped by cossacks.	Well...
i know, it's pretty silly, isn't it?	Jesus, my-my grammy... n-never gave gifts, you know. She-she was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.
your grammy!	I know, it's pretty silly, isn't it?
yeah, i know.	Your grammy!
you're jo- whatta yuh kid- what did you do, grow up in a norman rockwell painting?	Yeah, I know.
yeah, my grammy.	You're jo- Whatta yuh kid- What did you do, grow up in a Norman Rockwell painting?
who? grammy? grammy hall?	Yeah, my grammy.
yeah.	And I love what you're wearin'.
you're the worst driver i've ever seen in my life... that's including any place... the worst... europe, united... any place... asia.	Yeah.
oh.	You're the worst driver I've ever seen in my life... that's including any place... the worst... Europe, United... any place... Asia.
well, thanks, thank you. you-you're a wonderful tennis player.	Oh.
yeah, thanks. thanks a lot. well...	Well, thanks, thank you. You-you're a wonderful tennis player.
you want your gear? here you go.	Yeah, thanks. Thanks a lot. Well...
huh? oh... yeah.	You want your gear? Here you go.
you want your tennis stuff?	Huh? Oh... yeah.
don't be funny.	You want your tennis stuff?
that's okay, you... we-we can walk to the curb from here.	Don't be funny.
you keep it nice.  can i ask you, is this-is this a sandwich?	Huh? Oh, yeah.
huh?	You keep it nice.  Can I ask you, is this-is this a sandwich?
nice car.	Huh?
oh, right.	Nice car.
yeah. i got, uh, i got a license but i have too much hostility.	Oh, right.
oh, you do?	Yeah. I got, uh, I got a license but I have too much hostility.
do i drive? uh, no, i gotta-i gotta problem with driving.	Oh, you do?
yeah... so, listen-you drive?	Do I drive? Uh, no, I gotta-I gotta problem with driving.
i'll getcha a piece.	Yeah... so, listen-you drive?
all right.	I'll getcha a piece.
okay, that's good.	All right.
for yuh.	Okay, that's good.
okay.	For yuh.
no, no, no, no, you just... just watch the road. i'll get it-	Okay.
well, where is it? i-	No, no, no, no, you just... just watch the road. I'll get it-
no, no thanks. hey, don't-	Well, where is it? I-
uh, don't worry, i'm a very-  a very good driver.  so, listen-hey, you want some gum, anyway?	No, no thanks. Hey, don't-
uh, you're driving a-	Uh, don't worry, I'm a very-  a very good driver.  So, listen-hey, you want some gum, anyway?
wisconsin.	Uh, you're driving a-
right!  where?	Wisconsin.
no, chippewa falls.	Right!  Where?
i, uh... well, you're not from new york, right?	No, Chippewa Falls.
well, i do commercials, sort of...	I, uh... well, you're not from New York, right?
oh - you're an actress.	Well, I do commercials, sort of...
oh, i'm in her acting class.	Oh - you're an actress.
so, how long do you know janet? where do you know her from?	Oh, I'm in her acting class.
yeah.	So, how long do you know Janet? Where do you know her from?
i mean, i can go uptown, too. i live uptown, but... uh, what the hell, i mean, it'd be nice having company, you know i mean, i hate driving alone.	Yeah.
so sorry.	I mean, I can go uptown, too. I live uptown, but... uh, what the hell, I mean, it'd be nice having company, you know I mean, I hate driving alone.
yeah, well, i'm, but i...	So sorry.
uh, well, you just said you were going downtown.	Yeah, well, I'm, but I...
oh, well, i'm goin' uptown, too.	Uh, well, you just said you were going downtown.
down- i'm-i'm goin' uptown.	Oh, well, I'm goin' uptown, too.
me? oh, downtown!	Down- I'm-I'm goin' uptown.
sure. w-w-w-which way yuh goin'?	Me? Oh, downtown!
i don't...  i don't... geez, i don't know, i've... i wa- this... yeah, i got this vw out there...  what a jerk, yeah. would you like a lift?	Sure. W-w-w-which way yuh goin'?
you have a car?  so...  i don't understand why... if you have a car, so then-then wh-why did you say "do you have a car?"... like you wanted a lift?	I don't...  I don't... Geez, I don't know, I've... I wa- This... yeah, I got this VW out there...  What a jerk, yeah. Would you like a lift?
oh, no, i have a car.	You have a car?  So...  I don't understand why... if you have a car, so then-then wh-why did you say "Do you have a car?"... like you wanted a lift?
no, um... i was gonna take a cab.	Oh, no, I have a car.
oh, why-uh... y-y-you gotta car?	No, um... I was gonna take a cab.
uh... you-you wanna lift?	Oh, why-uh... y-y-you gotta car?
oh, yeah? so do you. oh, god, whatta-  whatta dumb thing to say, right? i mean, you say it, "you play well," and right away... i have to say well. oh, oh... god, annie.  well... oh, well... la-de-da, la-de- da, la-la.	Uh... you-you wanna lift?
you-you play... very well.	Oh, yeah? So do you. Oh, God, whatta-  whatta dumb thing to say, right? I mean, you say it, "You play well," and right away... I have to say well. Oh, oh... God, Annie.  Well... oh, well... la-de-da, la-de- da, la-la.
well, bye. she laughs and backs up slowly toward the door.	You-you play... very well.
hi. oh, hi. hi.	Well, bye. She laughs and backs up slowly toward the door.
hi. hi, hi.	Hi. Oh, hi. Hi.
well, no... not just, not only.	Oh, I'd say so. You married-
oh, that's right. that you really like those new york girls.	Well, no... not just, not only.
la-de-da. if i-if anyone had ever told me that i would be taking out a girl who used expressions like "la- de-da"...	Oh, that's right. That you really like those New York girls.
oh, really? well, la-de-da!	La-de-da. If I-if anyone had ever told me that I would be taking out a girl who used expressions like "la- de-da"...
yeah, i-i think you're pretty lucky i came along.	Oh, really? Well, la-de-da!
he was creepy.	Yeah, I-I think you're pretty lucky I came along.
oh, come on-i mean, i was still younger.	Hey, that was last year.
well, then, w-who was?	Oh, well, let's see, there was Dennis, from Chippewa Falls High School.
oh... no, no, no, no, uh, uh. no.	Well, then, w-who was?
so, so-well, here's what i wanna know. w-what...  am i your first big romance?	Oh... no, no, no, no, uh, uh. No.
it'll make great- alvy, be- alvy, it'll be wonderful... ooooh, lovely!	All right, here! Oh, God, it's disgusting!
all right! all right! all right! all right! whatta yuh mean? are yuh gonna take pictures now?	It'll make great- Alvy, be- Alvy, it'll be wonderful... Ooooh, lovely!
great! great!  goddammit!  ooooh! these are... p-p-p-pick this lobster up. hold it, please!	All right! All right! All right! All right! Whatta yuh mean? Are yuh gonna take pictures now?
you know, i-i think... if i could pry this door off... we shoulda gotten steaks 'cause they don't have legs. they don't run around.	Great! Great!  Goddammit!  Ooooh! These are... p-p-p-pick this lobster up. Hold it, please!
yeah. i'm gonna get my... i'm gonna get my camera.	You know, I-I think... if I could pry this door off... We shoulda gotten steaks 'cause they don't have legs. They don't run around.
annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator. i can't get it out. this thing's heavy. maybe if i put a little dish of butter sauce here with a nutcracker, it will run out the other side, you know what i mean?	Yeah. I'm gonna get my... I'm gonna get my camera.
all right. all right. all right.	Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator. I can't get it out. This thing's heavy. Maybe if I put a little dish of butter sauce here with a nutcracker, it will run out the other side, you know what I mean?
okay, it's in. it's definitely in the pot!	All right. All right. All right.
oh, god! here yuh go! oh, good, now he'll think-  aaaah! okay.	Okay, it's in. It's definitely in the pot!
gimme! gimme! let me do it! what- what's he think we're gonna do, take him to the movies?	Oh, God! Here yuh go! Oh, good, now he'll think-  Aaaah! Okay.
i can't! i can't put him in the pot. i can't put a live thing in hot water.	Gimme! Gimme! Let me do it! What- what's he think we're gonna do, take him to the movies?
talk to him. you speak shellfish!  hey, look... put it in the pot.	I can't! I can't put him in the pot. I can't put a live thing in hot water.
get him!	Talk to him. You speak shellfish!  Hey, look... put it in the pot.
look! look, one crawled behind the refrigerator. it'll turn up in our bed at night.  will you get outta here with that thing? jesus!	Get him!
oooh! here! here!	Look! Look, one crawled behind the refrigerator. It'll turn up in our bed at night.  Will you get outta here with that thing? Jesus!
don't give it to me. don't!	Oooh! Here! Here!
oh, all right. all right! it's all right. here.	Don't give it to me. Don't!
if they're only babies, then you pick 'em up.	Oh, all right. All right! It's all right. Here.
come on, alvy, they're only baby ones, for god's sake.	If they're only babies, then you pick 'em up.
well, maybe we should just call the police. dial nine-one-one, it's the lobster squad.	Come on, Alvy, they're only baby ones, for God's sake.
stop it! don't... don't do that! there.	Well, maybe we should just call the police. Dial nine-one-one, it's the lobster squad.
look, i told you it was a... mistake to ever bring a live thing in the house.	Stop it! Don't... don't do that! There.
alvy, now don't panic. please.	Look, I told you it was a... mistake to ever bring a live thing in the house.
m'm.	I mean, you've been married before, you know how things can get. You were very hot for Allison at first.
i know. well, alvy, it'll pass, it'll pass, it's just that i'm going through a phase, that's all.	M'm.
it's always some kind of an excuse. it's- you know, you used to think that i was very sexy. what... when we first started going out, we had sex constantly... we're-we're probably listed in the guinness book of world records.	I know. Well, Alvy, it'll pass, it'll pass, it's just that I'm going through a phase, that's all.
i know, well, it's just that- you know, i mean, i-i-i-i gotta sing tomorrow night, so i have to rest my voice.	It's always some kind of an excuse. It's- You know, you used to think that I was very sexy. What... When we first started going out, we had sex constantly... We're-we're probably listed in the Guinness Book of World Records.
what-what-i don't... it's not natural! we're sleeping in a bed together. you know, it's been a long time.	I know, well, it's just that- you know, I mean, I-I-I-I gotta sing tomorrow night, so I have to rest my voice.
i-you know, i don't wanna.	What-what-I don't... It's not natural! We're sleeping in a bed together. You know, it's been a long time.
what-what-what-what's the matter?	I-you know, I don't wanna.
alvy, i...	What-what-what-what's the matter?
yeah, 'cause it's supposed to.	Alvy, I...
that movie makes me feel guilty.	Yeah, 'cause it's supposed to.
you? you kiddin'?  if the gestapo would take away your bloomingdale's charge card, you'd tell 'em everything.	That movie makes me feel guilty.
m'm, i don't know, sometimes i ask myself how i'd stand up under torture.	You? You kiddin'?  If the Gestapo would take away your Bloomingdale's charge card, you'd tell 'em everything.
boy, those guys in the french resistance were really brave, you know? got to listen to maurice chevalier sing so much.	M'm, I don't know, sometimes I ask myself how I'd stand up under torture.
i-i-i mean, i'm comparatively normal for a guy raised in brooklyn.	Okay, I'm very sorry. My sexual problem! Okay, my sexual problem! Huh?
oh!	I-I-I mean, I'm comparatively normal for a guy raised in Brooklyn.
stop it, alvy!	Well, he's spitting on my neck! You know, he's spitting on my neck when he talks.
i know- because of our sexual problem, right?	Hey, you... everybody in line at the New Yorker has to know our rate of intercourse?
you know what a hostile gesture that is to me?	I know- because of our sexual problem, right?
the alarm clock.	You know what a hostile gesture that is to me?
how can you possibly oversleep?	The alarm clock.
i missed my therapy. i overslept.	How can you possibly oversleep?
i'm-i'm-i'm gonna have a stroke.	Well, stop listening to him.
well, i'm sorry, i-i can't... i-i- i've gotta see a picture exactly from the start to the finish, 'cause- 'cause i'm anal.	H'h, that's a polite word for what you are.
oh, come on, we've seen it. i'm not in the mood to see a four-hour documentary on nazis.	Well, I'm sorry, I-I can't... I-I- I've gotta see a picture exactly from the start to the finish, 'cause- 'cause I'm anal.
i don't know now. you-you wanna go to another movie?  so let's go see the sorrow and the pity.	Oh, come on, we've seen it. I'm not in the mood to see a four-hour documentary on Nazis.
alright. all right, all right, so whatta you wanna do?	I don't know now. You-you wanna go to another movie?  So let's go see The Sorrow and the Pity.
hey, can we not stand here and argue in front of everybody, 'cause i get embarrassed.	Alright. All right, all right, so whatta you wanna do?
look, while we're talking we could be inside, you know that?	Hey, can we not stand here and argue in front of everybody, 'cause I get embarrassed.
you wanna get coffee for two hours or something? we'll go next-	Two hours? No, u-uh, I'm going in. I'm going in.
in the middle?  we'll only miss the titles. they're in swedish.	You wanna get coffee for two hours or something? We'll go next-
no, i'm sorry, i can't do it. we- we've blown it already. i-you know, uh, i-i can't go in in the middle.	In the middle?  We'll only miss the titles. They're in Swedish.
two minutes, alvy.	No, I'm sorry, I can't do it. We- we've blown it already. I-you know, uh, I-I can't go in in the middle.
hey, you are in a bad mood. you-you- you must be getting your period.	I'm not getting my period. Jesus, every time anything out of the ordinary happens, you think that I'm getting my period!
okay.  please, i have a headache, all right?	Hey, you are in a bad mood. You-you- you must be getting your period.
deal! i'm dealing with two guys named cheech!	Okay.  Please, I have a headache, all right?
you're gonna hafta learn to deal with it.	Deal! I'm dealing with two guys named Cheech!
bad mood? i'm standing with the cast of "the godfather."	You're gonna hafta learn to deal with it.
alright, alright, i'm in a bad mood, okay?	Bad mood? I'm standing with the cast of "The Godfather."
i-i-i-i-it's all right, fellas.  jesus, what'd you do, come by way of the panama canal?	Alright, alright, I'm in a bad mood, okay?
i tell you this because, as an artist, i think you'll understand. sometimes when i'm driving... on the road at night... i see two headlights coming toward me. fast. i have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. i can anticipate the explosion.  the sound of shattering glass. the... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.	Right. Tsch, well, I have to-I have t-o go now, Duane, because I-I'm due back on the planet earth.
can i confess something?	I tell you this because, as an artist, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion.  The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
oh, yeah?  terrific.	Can I confess something?
this is my room.	Oh, yeah?  Terrific.
oh, hi, duane, how's it goin'?	This is my room.
alvy.	Oh, hi, Duane, how's it goin'?
why couldn't you have been more like donald?  now, there was a model boy!	Tell the folks where you are today, Donald.
six-year-old boys don't have girls on their minds.	I did.
why, i was just expressing a healthy sexual curiosity.	Six-year-old boys don't have girls on their minds.
you should be ashamed of yourself.	Why, I was just expressing a healthy sexual curiosity.
what'd i do?	You should be ashamed of yourself.
step up here!	What'd I do?
what'd i do?	Step up here!
where are you going?	Well, I'm-I'm gonna take another in a series of cold showers.
jesus!	Where are you going?
oswald and ghosts.	Jesus!
bad?	Oswald and ghosts.
i have a headache.	Bad?
oh, you got a headache!	I have a headache.
my head is throbbing.	Oh, you got a headache!
what-	My head is throbbing.
i can't.	What-
hey, come on, it's quiet now. we can- we can start again.	I can't.
okay, okay, my analyst just thinks i'm too tense. where's the goddamn valium?	Hey, come on, it's quiet now. We can- we can start again.
well, i can't li- we can't have this discussion all the time. the country makes me nervous. there's... you got crickets and it-it's quiet... there's no place to walk after dinner, and... uh, there's the screens with the dead moths behind them, and... uh, yuh got the-the manson family possibly, yuh got dick and terry-	Okay, okay, my analyst just thinks I'm too tense. Where's the goddamn Valium?
i'm too tense. i need a valium. my analyst says i should live in the country and not in new york.	Well, I can't li- We can't have this discussion all the time. The country makes me nervous. There's... You got crickets and it-it's quiet... there's no place to walk after dinner, and... uh, there's the screens with the dead moths behind them, and... uh, yuh got the-the Manson family possibly, yuh got Dick and Terry-
jesus, last night it was some guy honking his car horn. i mean, the city can't close down. you know, what-whatta yuh gonna do, h-have 'em shut down the airport, too? no more flights so we can have sex?	I'm too tense. I need a Valium. My analyst says I should live in the country and not in New York.
dammit! i was so close.	Jesus, last night it was some guy honking his car horn. I mean, the city can't close down. You know, what-whatta yuh gonna do, h-have 'em shut down the airport, too? No more flights so we can have sex?
don't get upset!	Dammit! I was so close.
oh, i'm sorry!	Don't get upset!
there are people out there from the new yorker magazine. my god! what would they think?	Oh, I'm sorry!
"why-why do you always r-reduce my animal urges to psychoanalytic categories?  he said as he removed her brassiere..."	There are people out there from The New Yorker magazine. My God! What would they think?
alvy, don't! you're using sex to express hostility.	"Why-why do you always r-reduce my animal urges to psychoanalytic categories?  he said as he removed her brassiere..."
alvy, what is so fascinating about a group of pituitary cases trying to stuff the ball through a hoop?	What's fascinating is that it's physical. You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on. But on the other hand...  the body doesn't lie, as-as we now know.
hey, you wouldn't believe this. two minutes ago, the knicks are ahead fourteen points, and now...  they're ahead two points.	Alvy, what is so fascinating about a group of pituitary cases trying to stuff the ball through a hoop?
here you are. there's people out there.	Hey, you wouldn't believe this. Two minutes ago, the Knicks are ahead fourteen points, and now...  they're ahead two points.
oh, really, i heard that commentary and dissent had merged and formed dysentery.	No jokes-these are friends, okay?
commentary.	Oh, really, I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysentery.
i'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights with people who work for dysentery.	Commentary.
is that paul goodman? no. and be nice to the host because he's publishing my book. hi, doug! douglas wyatt. "a foul-rag-and-bone shop-of- the-heart."	I'm so tired of spending evenings making fake insights with people who work for Dysentery.
'cause i wanna watch the knicks on television.	Is that Paul Goodman? No. And be nice to the host because he's publishing my book. Hi, Doug! Douglas Wyatt. "A Foul-Rag-and-Bone Shop-of- the-Heart."
why are you so hostile?	'Cause I wanna watch the Knicks on television.
yeah, two more chairs and they got a dining-room set.	Why are you so hostile?
who said that?	Uh, oh, I don't know. It might have been Leopold and Loeb.  Hello. Oh, hi... Uh, no, what-what's the matter? What-what-what? You sound terrible... No, what- Sure I- Whatta yuh what kind of an emergency?... No, well, stay there. Stay there, I'll come over right now. I'll come over right now.  Just stay there, I'll come right over.
i think-i think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm, you know, to make up for empty areas in life.	Who said that?
i mean that as a compliment.	I think-I think there's too much burden placed on the orgasm, you know, to make up for empty areas in life.
oh, tsch, thank you. h'm.	I mean that as a compliment.
oh, sex with you is really a kafkaesque experience.	Oh, tsch, thank you. H'm.
oh, no, no, don't be... tsch... don't be silly. you know,  i'm startin' it-i'm startin' to get some feeling back in my jaw now.	Oh, sex with you is really a kafkaesque experience.
i hope you don't mind that i took so long to finish.	Oh, no, no, don't be... tsch... don't be silly. You know,  I'm startin' it-I'm startin' to get some feeling back in my jaw now.
yeah, were yuh? i was-i was at an alice cooper thing where six people were rushed to the hospital with bad vibes.	I hope you don't mind that I took so long to finish.
it's unbelievably trans-plendid! i was at the stones concert in altamount when they killed that guy, remember?	Yeah, were yuh? I was-I was at an Alice Cooper thing where six people were rushed to the hospital with bad vibes.
i can't get with any religion that advertises in popular mechanics. look-  there's god coming outta the men's room.	It's unbelievably trans-plendid! I was at the Stones concert in Altamount when they killed that guy, remember?
yeah.	I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics. Look-  there's God coming outta the men's room.
are you?	Yeah.
i'm a rosicrucian myself.	Are you?
really? it must be a tremendous hem.	I'm a Rosicrucian myself.
he's god! i mean, this man is god! he's got millions of followers who would crawl all the way across the world just to touch the hem of his garment.	Really? It must be a tremendous hem.
i can think of another word.	He's God! I mean, this man is God! He's got millions of followers who would crawl all the way across the world just to touch the hem of his garment.
the only word for this is trans- plendid. it's trans-plendid.	I can think of another word.
tsch, a few.	The only word for this is trans- plendid. It's trans-plendid.
you have a raccoon?	Tsch, a few.
me? no, no. i-i couldn't make it that ni- my-my raccoon had hepatitis.	You have a raccoon?
you catch dylan?	Me? No, no. I-I couldn't make it that ni- My-my raccoon had hepatitis.
man, that's great. that's just great.	You catch Dylan?
oh.	Tell him.
well, that's funny, because i happen to have mr. mcluhan right here. so... so, here, just let me- i mean, all right. come over here... a second.	Oh.
yes.	Well, that's funny, because I happen to have Mr. McLuhan right here. So... so, here, just let me- I mean, all right. Come over here... a second.
oh, do yuh?	Yes.
wait a minute! really? really? i happen to teach a class at columbia called "tv media and culture"! so i think that my insights into mr. mcluhan- well, have a great deal of validity.	Oh, do yuh?
i mean, d- he can give you- do you hafta give it so loud? i mean, aren't you ashamed to pontificate like that? and- and the funny part of it is, m- marshall mcluhan, you don't know anything about marshall mcluhan's... work!	Wait a minute! Really? Really? I happen to teach a class at Columbia called "TV Media and Culture"! So I think that my insights into Mr. McLuhan- well, have a great deal of validity.
wait a minute, why can't i give my opinion? it's a free country!	I mean, d- He can give you- Do you hafta give it so loud? I mean, aren't you ashamed to pontificate like that? And- and the funny part of it is, M- Marshall McLuhan, you don't know anything about Marshall McLuhan's... work!
what i wouldn't give for a large sock o' horse manure.	...as opposed to a print...
it's the influence of television. yeah, now marshall mcluhan deals with it in terms of it being a-a high, uh, high intensity, you understand?  a hot medium... as opposed to a...	What I wouldn't give for a large sock o' horse manure.
i never read that. that was-that was henry james, right? novel, uh, the sequel to turn of the screw? my sexual...	It's the influence of television. Yeah, now Marshall McLuhan deals with it in terms of it being a-a high, uh, high intensity, you understand?  A hot medium... as opposed to a...
it's a narrow view.	Probably met by answering an ad in the New York Review of Books. "Thirtyish academic wishes to meet woman who's interested in Mozart, James Joyce and sodomy."  Whatta you mean, our sexual problem?
probably on their first date, right?	It's a narrow view.
it's like samuel beckett, you know- i admire the technique but he doesn't... he doesn't hit me on a gut level.	I'd like to hit this guy on a gut level.
without getting... well, let's put it this way...	What are you depressed about?
key word here is "indulgent."	without getting... well, let's put it this way...
like all that juliet of the spirits or satyricon, i found it incredibly... indulgent. you know, he really is. he's one of the most indulgent film makers. he really is-	Key word here is "indulgent."
he's screaming his opinions in my ear.	Like all that Juliet of the Spirits or Satyricon, I found it incredibly... indulgent. You know, he really is. He's one of the most indulgent film makers. He really is-
you know, it must need to have had its leading from one thought to another. you know what i'm talking about?	He's screaming his opinions in my ear.
uh, you guys are still-uh, you're still new yorkers.	Yeah, I love it there.
hey.	Right before his un-American thing.
charlie chaplin.	Hey.
trigger.	Charlie Chaplin.
this is a great house, really. everything. saunas, jacuzzis, three tennis courts. you know who the original owners were? nelson eddy, then legs diamond. then you know who lived here?	Trigger.
thank you very much. it's a pleasure.	This is, uh, Shawn, and, uh... Bob and Petronia.
mean?	You stopped smoking sixteen years ago, is that what you said? Oh, I-I don't understand. Are you joking, or what?
whatta you mean?	Mean?
sixteen years ago.	Whatta you mean?
oh, when'd you quit smoking?	Sixteen years ago.
i'm not myself since i stopped smoking.	Oh, when'd you quit smoking?
what are you making such a big deal about?  they're only lobsters. look, you're a grown man, you know how to pick up a lobster.	I'm not myself since I stopped smoking.
just give me the license, please.	Since you put it that way.  It's hard for me to refuse.  ...have a, I have a terrific problem with authority, you know. I'm... it's not your fault. Don't take it personal.
pick up the license. you have to ask nicely 'cause i've had an extremely rough day. you know, my girl friend-	Just give me the license, please.
don't give me your life story  just pick up the license.	Pick up the license. You have to ask nicely 'cause I've had an extremely rough day. You know, my girl friend-
sure.  just don't-don't get angry, you know what i mean? 'cause i-i have - i have my-my license here. you know, it's a rented car. and i've...	Don't give me your life story  just pick up the license.
may i see your license, please?	Sure.  just don't-don't get angry, you know what I mean? 'Cause I-I have - I have my-my license here. You know, it's a rented car. And I've...
officer, i know what you're gonna say. i'm-i'm not a great driver, you know, i-i have some problems with- with-with-	May I see your license, please?
max, are we driving through plutonium?	Keeps out the alpha rays, Max. You don't get old.
oh, i did shakespeare in the park, max. i got mugged. i was playing richard the second and two guys with leather jackets stole my leotard.	Max, are we driving through plutonium?
you're an actor, max. you should be doing shakespeare in the park.	Oh, I did Shakespeare in the Park, Max. I got mugged. I was playing Richard the Second and two guys with leather jackets stole my leotard.
twins, max. sixteen-year-olds. can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?	You're an actor, Max. You should be doing Shakespeare in the Park.
yeah. i had the feeling that i got you at a bad moment. you know, i heard high-pitched squealing.	Twins, Max. Sixteen-year-olds. Can you imagine the mathematical possibilities?
imagine my surprise when i got your call, max.	Yeah. I had the feeling that I got you at a bad moment. You know, I heard high-pitched squealing.
uri geller must be on the premises someplace.	We're gonna operate together.
yeah. right.	Uri Geller must be on the premises someplace.
hey, you guys are wearin' white. it must be in the stars.	Yeah. Right.
no, no, i came out here to get some shock therapy, but there was an energy crisis, so i... he's my-my food taster. have you two met?	Hi. How do you do.
oh, he-he didn't say anything.	No, no, I came out here to get some shock therapy, but there was an energy crisis, so I... He's my-my food taster. Have you two met?
if she comes over here, max, my brain is going to turn into guacamole.	I'll handle it. I'll handle it. Hi.
yeah, intensive care ward.  my god-hey, max, i think she's... i think she's giving me the eye.	If she comes over here, Max, my brain is going to turn into guacamole.
and i think they just came back from masters and johnson.	Yeah, intensive care ward.  My God-hey, Max, I think she's... I think she's giving me the eye.
how do you like this couple, max?	And I think they just came back from Masters and Johnson.
and... uh-	How do you like this couple, Max?
m'hm.	And... uh-
yeah, you're used to the kind with the- with the shopping bags walking through central park with the surgical masks on muttering.	M'hm.
there are no twos, max.	Yeah, you're used to the kind with the- with the shopping bags walking through Central Park with the surgical masks on muttering.
yeah, she's a ten, max, and that's great for you because you're-you're used to twos, aren't you?	There are no twos, Max.
visible panty line. max, she is gorgeous.	Yeah, she's a ten, Max, and that's great for you because you're-you're used to twos, aren't you?
v.p.l.?	Visible panty line. Max, she is gorgeous.
the one with the v.p.l.	V.P.L.?
where?	The one with the V.P.L.
oh, no, no, that's bullshit, max. he goes with that girl over there.	Where?
i think he has a little thing for annie.	Oh, no, no, that's bullshit, Max. He goes with that girl over there.
what difference does that make?	I think he has a little thing for Annie.
whee, you shoulda told me it was tony lacey's party.	What difference does that make?
i even brought a road map to get us to the bathroom.	Whee, you shoulda told me it was Tony Lacey's party.
m'hm.	I even brought a road map to get us to the bathroom.
you like this house, max?	M'hm.
how about a ginger ale?	Oh, Max... no, I maybe I better lie down.
no, no-my, you know, my stomach felt queasy all morning. i just started getting...	How about a ginger ale?
you wanna lie down?	No, no-my, you know, my stomach felt queasy all morning. I just started getting...
i don't know, i mean, i-	You wanna lie down?
you all right?	I don't know, I mean, I-
oh, jesus.	You all right?
well, sit down.	Oh, Jesus.
i don't know, i just got-i got very dizzy...  i feel dizzy, max.	Well, sit down.
what's the matter?	I don't know, I just got-I got very dizzy...  I feel dizzy, Max.
great, but nobody laughs at it 'cause your jokes aren't funny.	Yeah, well, that's why this machine is dynamite.
we do the show live in front of an audience.	Great, but nobody laughs at it 'cause your jokes aren't funny.
look, uh...	We do the show live in front of an audience.
give me a tremendous laugh here, charlie.	Look, uh...
max, i've got a hit series.	Yeah, I know; but you're adding fake laughs.
do you realize how immoral this all is?	Max, I've got a hit series.
oh.	Look, now, Charlie, give me a big laugh here.
there's no economic crime, you know, but there's-there's ritual, religious- cult murders, you know, there's wheat- germ killers out here.	While you're out here, Max, I want you to see some of my TV show. And we're invited to a big Christmas party.
max, there's no crime, there's no mugging.	There's no economic crime, you know, but there's-there's ritual, religious- cult murders, you know, there's wheat- germ killers out here.
right-well, santa claus will have sunstroke.	Max, there's no crime, there's no mugging.
what kind of good memories, max? your mother and father fighting all the time.	Yeah, and always over the most ridiculous things.
i have some very good memories there.	What kind of good memories, Max? Your mother and father fighting all the time.
yes, i remember.  he was all schoolyard. they threw him a football once, he tried to dribble it.	Yeah, well, I used to lose my glasses a lot.
right. i was a great athlete. tell her, max, i was the best, i was all schoolyard.	Yes, I remember.  He was all schoolyard. They threw him a football once, he tried to dribble it.
we can show her the schoolyard.	Right. I was a great athlete. Tell her, Max, I was the best, I was all schoolyard.
yeah, the neighborhood's gonna be great.	We can show her the schoolyard.
yeah, watch the road!	You'll total the whole car.
max, if we lived in california, we could play outdoors every day, in the sun.	Sun is bad for yuh. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat, college...
don't you see? the rest of the country looks upon new york like we're-we're left-wing communist, jewish, homosexual, pornographers. i think of us that way, sometimes, and i-i live here.	Max, if we lived in California, we could play outdoors every day, in the sun.
no, no, no, max, that's a very convenient out. every time some group disagrees with you it's because of anti-semitism.	Don't you see? The rest of the country looks upon New York like we're-we're left-wing Communist, Jewish, homosexual, pornographers. I think of us that way, sometimes, and I-I live here.
but the- i'm not discussing politics or economics. this is foreskin.	No, no, no, Max, that's a very convenient out. Every time some group disagrees with you it's because of anti-Semitism.
max, the city is terribly worried.	But the- I'm not discussing politics or economics. This is foreskin.
right, right, so g-get back to what we were discussing, the failure of the country to get behind new york city is-is anti-semitism.	Max, the city is terribly worried.
max, my serve is gonna send yuh to the showers-	Right, right, so g-get back to what we were discussing, the failure of the country to get behind New York City is-is anti-Semitism.
right, max, forget it. aren't you gonna be late for meeting annie?	I'm gonna meet her in front of the Beekman. I think I have a few minutes left. Right?
no, i cannot. you keep bringing it up, but i don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light.	Right, Max, forget it. Aren't you gonna be late for meeting Annie?
we move to sunny l.a. all of show business is out there, max.	No, I cannot. You keep bringing it up, but I don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light.
forget it, max.	We move to sunny L.A. All of show business is out there, Max.
let's get the hell outta this crazy city.	Forget it, Max.
ah.	Let's get the hell outta this crazy city.
right, max. california, max.	Ah.
no, i don't! you know, i was in a record store. listen to this- so i know there's this big tall blond crew-cutted guy and he's lookin' at me in a funny way and smiling and he's saying, "yes, we have a sale this week on wagner." wagner, max, wagner- so i know what he's really tryin' to tell me very significantly wagner.	Right, Max. California, Max.
why, max? it's a good name for you. max, you see conspiracies in everything.	No, I don't! You know, I was in a record store. Listen to this- so I know there's this big tall blond crew-cutted guy and he's lookin' at me in a funny way and smiling and he's saying, "Yes, we have a sale this week on Wagner." Wagner, Max, Wagner- so I know what he's really tryin' to tell me very significantly Wagner.
stop calling me max.	Why, Max? It's a good name for you. Max, you see conspiracies in everything.
ah, max, you, uh...	Stop calling me Max.
wh- how am i a paran-? well, i pick up on those kind o' things. you know, i was having lunch with some guys from nbc, so i said... uh, "did you eat yet or what?" and tom christie said, "no, didchoo?" not, did you, didchoo eat? jew? no, not did you eat, but jew eat? jew. you get it? jew eat?	Ah, Max, you, uh...
alvy, you're a total paranoid.	Wh- How am I a paran-? Well, I pick up on those kind o' things. You know, I was having lunch with some guys from NBC, so I said... uh, "Did you eat yet or what?" and Tom Christie said, "No, didchoo?" Not, did you, didchoo eat? Jew? No, not did you eat, but Jew eat? Jew. You get it? Jew eat?
no, i'm not. we were walking off the tennis court, and you know, he was there and me and his wife, and he looked at her and then they both looked at me, and under his breath he said, "jew."	Alvy, you're a total paranoid.
you're crazy!	No, I'm not. We were walking off the tennis court, and you know, he was there and me and his wife, and he looked at her and then they both looked at me, and under his breath he said, "Jew."
i distinctly heard it. he muttered under his breath, "jew."	You're crazy!
how can we afford it? on your pay? what if she steals more?	She's a colored woman, from Harlem!
all right-so we can afford it.	How can we afford it? On your pay? What if she steals more?
who's persecuting? she stole!	All right-so we can afford it.
they're persecuted enough!	Who's persecuting? She stole!
she was going through my pocketbook!	They're persecuted enough!
so the colored have enough trouble.	She was going through my pocketbook!
so?	So the colored have enough trouble.
but she's colored.	SO?
she was stealing.	But she's colored.
you fired the cleaning woman?	She was stealing.
his wife has diabetes!	Di-diabetes? Is that any excuse? Diabetes?
let 'im drop dead! who needs his business?!	His wife has diabetes!
heavy! eaten by some squirrels.	Hey, listen-I mean, he was a terrific actor, and look at him, he's neat- looking and he was emotional... Y- hey, I don't think you like emotion too much.
i look pretty.	Well, yeah, you always look pretty, but that guy with you...
look at you, you-you're such a clown.	I look pretty.
then there was jerry, the actor.	Look at you, you-you're such a clown.
oh, i can imagine. p-p-probably the wife of an astronaut.	Then there was Jerry, the actor.
oh, god, you should've seen what i looked like then.	Oh, I can imagine. P-p-probably the wife of an astronaut.
dennis-right, uh, uh... local kid probably, would meetcha in front of the movie house on saturday night.	Oh, God, you should've seen what I looked like then.
if only i had the nerve to break up, but it would really hurt him.	If only I didn't feel guilty asking Annie to move out. It'd probably wreck her. But I should be honest.
i'll have the usual trouble with annie in bed tonight. whatta i need this?	If only I had the nerve to break up, but it would really hurt him.
i have to face facts. i-i adore alvy, but our relationship doesn't seem to work anymore.	I'll have the usual trouble with Annie in bed tonight. Whatta I need this?
lotta beautiful women. it was fun to flirt.	I have to face facts. I-I adore Alvy, but our relationship doesn't seem to work anymore.
that was fun. i don't think california is bad at all. it's a drag coming home.	Lotta beautiful women. It was fun to flirt.
m'mmm.	I just have time to get the, uh-
you think so? do you really?	We're going to take them to the airport.
oh, he's adorable, annie.	You think so? Do you really?
now, don't let it be so long, now.	No.
oh, you remember her, annie.	Yes, I do.
oh, yes, that's right. did you see the new play?	Oh, you remember her, Annie.
oh, that randolph hunt. you remember randy hunt, annie. he was in the choir with you.	Oh, yes, yes.
we went over to the swap meet. annie, gram and i. got some nice picture frames.	We really had a good time.
yeah.	And here, you just-
it could be freezing, it could be raining.	Yeah.
yeah.	It could be freezing, it could be raining.
oh, and there's another thing about new york. see... you-you wanna see a movie, you have to stand in a long line.	Yeah.
well, i used to live there. i used to live there for years. you know, but it's gotten-it's so dirty now.	Yeah.
yeah.	Well, I used to live there. I used to live there for years. You know, but it's gotten-it's so dirty now.
you can have it to use. why-why are you smiling?	I don't know. I don't know.
oh yeah, stay here? u-huh.	You can have it to use. Why-why are you smiling?
there's a whole wing in this house.	Oh yeah, stay here? U-huh.
oh.	There's a whole wing in this house.
just... that's all you need. you can come and stay here.	Oh.
i don't know, this is strange to me, you know.	Just... that's all you need. You can come and stay here.
we just need about six weeks, in about six weeks we could cut a whole album.	I don't know, this is strange to me, you know.
oh, gosh.	I really enjoyed it.  Nice to have metcha. Good night.
it was a wonderful set.	Oh, gosh.
oh.	It was a wonderful set.
maybe if you're on the coast, we'll get together and... and we'll meet there.	Oh.
hey-	Maybe if you're on the Coast, we'll get together and... and we'll meet there.
oh, well, i-if it's inconvenient, eh, we can't do it now... that's fine, too. w-w-w-we'll do it another time.	Hey-
yeah.	And we could just sit and talk... nothing. Uh, not a big deal, it's just relax, just be very mellow.
uh... w-we're going back to the pierre. we're staying at the pierre... and we're gonna meet jack and angelica, and have a drink there, and... if you'd like to come, uh, we'd love to have you.	Yeah.
well, hey, that's, that's nice. uh. oh, listen, this is, uh, alvy singer. do you know alvy? uh... and... uh... tony lacey.	No, I don't-I don't know, but I-I know your work. I'm a big fan of yours.
...of possibly working together.	Well, hey, that's, that's nice. Uh. Oh, listen, this is, uh, Alvy Singer. Do you know Alvy? Uh... and... uh... Tony Lacey.
oh. what about?	...of possibly working together.
uh, well, i'd like to talk to you about that sometime, if you get a chance.	Oh. What about?
no, no, no, not at all.	Uh, well, I'd like to talk to you about that sometime, if you get a chance.
are you... are you recording? or do- are you with any label now?	No, no, no, not at all.
oh, neat... oh, that's very nice, gosh, thanks a lot.	Are you... are you recording? Or do- Are you with any label now?
i though it was... very musical, and i liked it a lot.	Oh, neat... oh, that's very nice, gosh, thanks a lot.
oh, yeah, really, oh!	I though it was... very musical, and I liked it a lot.
uh, we just wanted to stop by and say that we really enjoyed your sets.	Oh, yeah, really, oh!
well, hi!	Uh, we just wanted to stop by and say that we really enjoyed your sets.
hi, i'm-i'm tony lacey.	Well, hi!
oh.	Hi, I'm-I'm Tony Lacey.
there were many men interested in you?	Oh, I was quite a lively dancer.
i was very charming.	There were many men interested in you?
uh, how did this personality come about?	I was very charming.
i was a great beauty.	Uh, how did this personality come about?
tessie, they say you were the sister with personality.	I was a great beauty.
did you see permits?  did he have a license?	You should talk to Mr. Joe.
to code?	Did you see permits?  Did he have a license?
it's the way they do things.	To code?
was it a contractor?	It's the way they do things.
very well.	Was it a contractor?
did you know the contractor?	Very well.
oh yes.	Did you know the contractor?
so you were here when they were doing the work on the boundary fence?	Oh yes.
a long time.	So you were here when they were doing the work on the boundary fence?
how long have you worked for the therrians?	A long time.
like you didn't know.  who invited the bimbo?	One guess.
you're fucking desperate.	Like you didn't know.  Who invited the bimbo?
oh i think he's cute.  how's the marriage part working out?	You're fucking desperate.
you don't want that.  it's married and it's the neighbor.	Oh I think he's cute.  How's the marriage part working out?
anouk isn't like a dog, really.  more like a small person.  so is there anyone here for me?  no one looks new.  who's that?	You don't want that.  It's married and it's the neighbor.
would it make a difference?	Anouk isn't like a dog, really.  More like a small person.  So is there anyone here for me?  No one looks new.  Who's that?
you're not upset that i brought the dog?	Would it make a difference?
why didn't you come in?	I hate the sight of blood.  You guys don't take prisoners.
ten, fifteen minutes ago.	Why didn't you come in?
a triumph.  when did you get here?	Ten, fifteen minutes ago.
so who won?	A triumph.  When did you get here?
you've got a lot of fucking gall.  thirty nine.	Five years ago, I was at the party, remember?
scratch the two, write in a four.	You've got a lot of fucking gall.  Thirty nine.
scratch the two, write in a four.	Scratch the two, write in a four.
leo.  leo's twenty-eight, cal.	Scratch the two, write in a four.
i have a small window of time.	Leo.  Leo's twenty-eight, Cal.
october-ish.	I have a small window of time.
well, i can't make any promises, and of course i haven't read the script but i loved the novel...when are you shooting?	October-ish.
leo?  it was out to jude law.  jude passed.	Well, I can't make any promises, and of course I haven't read the script but I loved the novel...when are you shooting?
any thoughts on casting yet?	Leo?  It was out to Jude Law.  Jude passed.
leo?	Any thoughts on casting yet?
hey, listen, i love her.  she's sophia's best friend.  i never said any of this, alright.  i'll deny it on the stand...  you guys are gonna have kids.  that is so great.  maybe that's what this is all about.  maybe she doesn't want to do this anymore.  you know adults don't do this for a living.  you guys are gonna have your kids, you'll be directing -- one asshole in the family is enough.  sophia knew that intuitively.  look at clair. clair's a mess.  make sure she gets the epidural.  forget that natural childbirth shit. everything's going to be what it's supposed to be.  "life is but a walking shadow.  a poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more..." and speaking of me, the role of leo in your film?	Leo?
what?	Hey, listen, I love her.  She's Sophia's best friend.  I never said any of this, alright.  I'll deny it on the stand...  You guys are gonna have kids.  That is so great.  Maybe that's what this is all about.  Maybe she doesn't want to do this anymore.  You know adults don't do this for a living.  You guys are gonna have your kids, you'll be directing -- one asshole in the family is enough.  Sophia knew that intuitively.  Look at Clair. Clair's a mess.  Make sure she gets the epidural.  Forget that natural childbirth shit. Everything's going to be what it's supposed to be.  "Life is but a walking shadow.  A poor player who struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more..." And speaking of me, the role of Leo in your film?
mac's a pretty great director, joe.  he's a woman's director.  and nothing's happening.  course he won't fire her, because of the friendship... but it was discussed.  he had to battle his studio to get her in the first place.	What?
i still think she sails above the rest. i mean not like her early films.  but those were all such great directors.	Mac's a pretty great director, Joe.  He's a woman's director.  And nothing's happening.  Course he won't fire her, because of the friendship... But it was discussed.  He had to battle his studio to get her in the first place.
and, you know it isn't rocket science, this script.  she can barely get the lines out.  there was a scene last week - she sobbed, through every take.  i know crying's easy for her but it's a fucking comedy, joe.  something's gone.  you know, that thing that was sally - that always surprised you.  it's gone.  i think she's scared.  and that's death.	I still think she sails above the rest. I mean not like her early films.  But those were all such great directors.
who, sally?	And, you know it isn't rocket science, this script.  She can barely get the lines out.  There was a scene last week - she sobbed, through every take.  I know crying's easy for her but it's a fucking comedy, Joe.  Something's gone.  You know, that thing that was Sally - that always surprised you.  It's gone.  I think she's scared.  And that's death.
i don't know what's going on.  i don't care to guess.  mac's really unhappy. she isn't there, that's all.  she's no idea what she's playing, not a clue.	Who, Sally?
oh, she's really enjoying it.  i think. is mac okay?	I don't know what's going on.  I don't care to guess.  Mac's really unhappy. She isn't there, that's all.  She's no idea what she's playing, not a clue.
the movie.	Oh, she's really enjoying it.  I think. Is Mac okay?
no, what?	The movie.
poor mac.  it's been a bit of a struggle. i'm sure sally's told you.	No, what?
the camera loves her.  a great actress.	With great tits.  I'm going to ask her if I can touch them.
yeah, god she really does have great tits, great tits.  i can't wait to work with her.	The camera loves her.  A great actress.
absolutely.  and she's got great tits.	Yeah, God she really does have great tits, great tits.  i can't wait to work with her.
yeah, i know... but she's only twenty seven and...  the wisdom.  she's an old soul.  she knew that shostakovich thing.  did you notice?	Absolutely.  And she's got great tits.
and you've only just met.	Yeah, I know... But she's only twenty seven and...  The wisdom.  She's an old soul.  She knew that Shostakovich thing.  Did you notice?
she's a constant surprise.	And you've only just met.
she's got great tits.	She's a constant surprise.
isn't skye amazing?	She's got great tits.
it's going.  it's going.	And how's the diva doing?
can we... one at a time?  hold it down, and one at a time.  you're last, cal.	Why last?
what's that?	The neighbors from hell.  The kind that lay in wait.  I'd rather move actually. Wouldn't I?  Wouldn't I?
it has your ring.	I'm not that good.
absolutely not.	It has your ring.
had a little help?	Absolutely not.
absolutely.	Had a little help?
jack.  did you compose that yourself?	Absolutely.
honey?	I'll be fine.  Really babe.  Give me a minute.
what what's about?	I...wait, what are you talking about?
you're coming swimming in the pool, and in a few minutes you won't even remember what it's about.  you won't care who's in your damn movie.	What what's about?
i don't know how to make her funny.	You're coming swimming in the pool, and in a few minutes you won't even remember what it's about.  You won't care who's in your damn movie.
things always look much worse in the morning.	I don't know how to make her funny.
or i won't.  i can't help her.  i'm out of my depth.	Things always look much worse in the morning.
how nice for everybody.  come swimming. the water's glorious.  you'll fix it.  you'll come up with one of your brilliant ideas.	Or I won't.  I can't help her.  I'm out of my depth.
you don't have any clothes on.	How nice for everybody.  Come swimming. The water's glorious.  You'll fix it.  You'll come up with one of your brilliant ideas.
it's always not this time.  if you can do it around me, you can do it around anyone.	You don't have any clothes on.
not this time.	It's always not this time.  If you can do it around me, you can do it around anyone.
you can cut around it, whatever it is. you always do.	Not this time.
i'm in mourning.	You can cut around it, whatever it is. You always do.
mac?  oh there you are.  what are you doing, honey?  no more work.  don't you feel breezy.	I'm in mourning.
so they tell me.  not soon enough, of course.  how are you, sal?  you look fantastic. it changes your life, you know.  a baby. it puts everything in perspective, doesn't it.  doesn't it, mac?  you can't be the center of your own world, anymore.	It's an object lesson in grace.  Wow!  Look who's here before me!  My leading man is on time for once.
she already has.	It's alright, isn't it?
thank you, thank you, thank you.	My God, your wardrobe is incredible.  It took me forever to decide.  Oh, and I found Dr. X, thank you.  You saved my life.
just don't fucking tell her.	It's not going to come up.
you need to knock off the pills, clair.	Just don't fucking tell her.
you know sophia.  she's so damned judgemental.  and she's so damned... perfect.  and so fucking... serene.  just fucking don't tell her.  because you know mac thinks she's god.  and i can feel him comparing.	You need to knock off the pills, Clair.
why would she care?	You know Sophia.  She's so damned judgemental.  And she's so damned... perfect.  And so fucking... serene.  Just fucking don't tell her.  Because you know Mac thinks she's God.  And I can feel him comparing.
i'd love a xanex.  sally, please don't tell sophia that i'm not breast feeding.	Why would she care?
you want a tylenol, or something?	I'd love a Xanex.  Sally, please don't tell Sophia that I'm not breast feeding.
and the doctor said they might make me a little jumpy.  i've got a ghastly headache, actually.	You want a Tylenol, or something?
i'd say it was down.	And the doctor said they might make me a little jumpy.  I've got a ghastly headache, actually.
i'm fine.  i'm fine.  well, i'm a little stressed.  and i've been taking pills to get my weight down since the baby.	I'd say it was down.
whatever you like.  i'm afraid it'll all be too big for you.  are you alright, clair?	I'm fine.  I'm fine.  Well, I'm a little stressed.  And I've been taking pills to get my weight down since the baby.
i'll change back before we leave.	Whatever you like.  I'm afraid it'll all be too big for you.  Are you alright, Clair?
borrow whatever you like.	I'll change back before we leave.
it sounds hysterical, but otis just rubbed up against me and i'd kind of like to change into something of yours.  you know it could be disaster.  he's so allergic.  it's terrifying.	Borrow whatever you like.
they can tell from the eyelashes, you know?  he's got eyelashes yay long.  they must be a foot long.  the older you are when you have a baby, the more likely this stuff is to crop up.	Oh.
well, probably.	They can tell from the eyelashes, you know?  He's got eyelashes yay long.  They must be a foot long.  The older you are when you have a baby, the more likely this stuff is to crop up.
didn't i say?	Well, probably.
oh.	Didn't I say?
to dander.  otis.	Oh.
oh.	To dander.  Otis.
he's allergic.	Oh.
why didn't you bring him?	He's allergic.
what?	Why didn't you bring him?
why didn't you bring him?	What?
i'm not.	This is Monica and Ryan.  Mac and Clair.
what a fucking day!  we only just got a sitter.  i don't know her from fucking adam.  she could be a serial killer.  i'm going to have to call every ten minutes. you have to let me give out the number.	Of course.
let's get the kids.	Oh my God, the sitter.
are you the funniest person i know, or what?	I can't think how you gave it all up, Soph.
pictures.  they're always in my tote.  i left my tote in the damn trailer.  but! he's mac all over again.  imagine mac shrunk to two-and-a-half feet.  the fact is they probably didn't even need me for this birth.	Are you the funniest person I know, or what?
oh.  do you have any pictures?	Pictures.  They're always in my tote.  I left my tote in the damn trailer.  But! He's Mac all over again.  Imagine Mac shrunk to two-and-a-half feet.  The fact is they probably didn't even need me for this birth.
dander.  he's allergic.  otis.	Oh.  Do you have any pictures?
you should have brought him.	Dander.  He's allergic.  Otis.
so this sitter can always reach me.  i'm still not used to leaving him.	You should have brought him.
what is that thing?	So this sitter can always reach me.  I'm still not used to leaving him.
with a sitter.  we have a sensational sitter.  jonah's really comfortable with her.  you know, a second mom sort of. like part of the family.  amazing with kids.	What is that thing?
so where is young jonah?	With a sitter.  We have a sensational sitter.  Jonah's really comfortable with her.  You know, a second mom sort of. Like part of the family.  Amazing with kids.
really?	So where is young Jonah?
not for a second.  cal can have all that.	Really?
really.	Not for a second.  Cal can have all that.
never.	Really.
don't you miss it?	Never.
i'm glad that's all over for me.	Don't you miss it?
you think so!?  i've been working out a lot since the baby. and i've been working.  and that takes it's toll, you know.	I'm glad that's all over for me.
you look so well, clair.  a wraith.	You think so!?  I've been working out a lot since the baby. And I've been working.  And that takes it's toll, you know.
take good care of it.	Count on it.
it's not a contest.	Damn straight.
and you're not the wife.	It's not a contest.
jesus, sally.  i'm not the enemy.	And you're not the wife.
well you could tell him otherwise.  it was good of you to be all this help.  but he doesn't want to go tonight.	Jesus, Sally.  I'm not the enemy.
i told his father he'd be on that flight.	Well you could tell him otherwise.  It was good of you to be all this help.  But he doesn't want to go tonight.
he's not going tonight.	I told his father he'd be on that flight.
is he not going?  i booked a flight.	He's not going tonight.
yeah.	Is he not going?  I booked a flight.
he's gonna miss his flight.	Yeah.
would you leave us alone right now?	I love her too, Joe.
thanks for coming.	Happy anniversary.  You're a good match, you two.  Can you help me with this stuff?
leave us alone right now.	I've booked you a flight and packed you a bag.  You just need to get into a car and go.
you need to call your dad.	Leave us alone right now.
fuck you.	You need to call your dad.
she left a note.	Fuck you.
stupid tart.	She left a note.
she's in icu.	Stupid tart.
but she's alright.	She's in ICU.
lucy overdosed.	But she's alright.
and?	Lucy overdosed.
harry called.	And?
the suspense is killing me.	Harry called.
what is it?	Let's go upstairs, okay?
so?	I love you, Joe Therrian.
escape hatch.	Escape hatch.  And Dad was having a go about the garden.  Something was misplanted...
yeah, but i hear she gives a mean blow job.	You really need to be fucked.
i should have damn well bought it.  well, we can't afford it.  the movie's going to eat up a year of my life and i'm getting paid next to nothing.  do you know how much skye davidson's getting?  four million.	Yeah, but I hear she gives a mean blow job.
in cheyene walk?  lucy's going to have a meltdown.  oh, i'm so sorry.	I should have damn well bought it.  Well, we can't afford it.  The movie's going to eat up a year of my life and I'm getting paid next to nothing.  Do you know how much Skye Davidson's getting?  Four million.
shit, i forgot to call her back.  she's off on a trip somewhere.  oh god, my grandad's flat in london's been sold.	In Cheyene Walk?  Lucy's going to have a meltdown.  Oh, I'm so sorry.
i saw lucy when i was in london, she seems okay.  it's hard to tell with her.	Shit, I forgot to call her back.  She's off on a trip somewhere.  Oh God, my grandad's flat in London's been sold.
oh, very jealous.	I saw Lucy when I was in London, she seems okay.  It's hard to tell with her.
when does he graduate high school?	Oh, very jealous.
just did.  jealous?	When does he graduate high school?
ow!  gina, you obviously need to get fucked.	Just did.  Jealous?
it must be nice having so many strangers kiss your ass all of a sudden.	Ow!  Gina, you obviously need to get fucked.
i'm not so sure.  look again in three months.	It must be nice having so many strangers kiss your ass all of a sudden.
directing suits you.	I'm not so sure.  Look again in three months.
sally?	Please?
can i open it?	Sally?
what a nose.  you missed your calling.	Can I open it?
that for us?	What a nose.  You missed your calling.
anymore.	No, not anymore.  Happy anniversary, scout.
i never put myself in harm's way.	Anymore.
fuck you.	I never put myself in harm's way.
i'm the hired help.	Fuck you.
we've heard lots about you.	You have?
excuse me?	We've heard lots about you.
oh.  you're them.	Excuse me?
we live next door.	Oh.  You're them.
and you know our friends, how?	We live next door.
monica.	And you know our friends, how?
let me.  i'm jeffrey.	Monica.
not as a rule.	They didn't sign their goddamn tax returns!
hm.  do you like fucking out of doors?	Not as a rule.
hm.  you think we should ask them for their landscaper?	Hm.  Do you like fucking out of doors?
just every once in a blue moon, you know.	Hm.  You think we should ask them for their landscaper?
hm.  we should do it again.	Just every once in a blue moon, you know.
damn near.  and a damn near perfect drug.	Hm.  We should do it again.
a perfect night.	Damn near.  And a damn near perfect drug.
i call that a perfect day.	A perfect night.
let me heal you, baby.	Oh Jesus oh Jesus oh Jesus.
oh yeah?	Let me heal you, baby.
oh yeah... i'm gonna save you.	Oh yeah?
oh yeah...	Oh yeah... I'm gonna save you.
do you want me to save you?  do you want me to save you?	Oh yeah...
are you my big hard hero?	Do you want me to save you?  Do you want me to save you?
you're crazy baby.  i love you.	Are you my big hard hero?
are you my big brave boy?  are you my brave hero?	You're crazy baby.  I love you.
there's a test, you know.	Forget it, Judy.
ya vhol.  what are you, a fucking nazi?	Well it's fucking time.
time.  hey!  time.  judy!  time you guys. hey!!	Ya Vhol.  What are you, a fucking Nazi?
cal, my wife judy.	Nice to meet you.
i know we're early, we're so early. sorry.	You have to sign your taxes anyway.
probably not.	So, you've got lifeguard papers, or what?
i'm fine, babe.  i'm gonna take a little walk.  i need a minute.  let's forget it. my life didn't pass in front of my eyes. so, it probably wasn't that close.	Probably not.
anytime, sport.	Yeah, thanks pal.
hey.  thanks, buddy.	Anytime, sport.
give him a minute, clair.	Hey.  Thanks, buddy.
i'm fine, babe.	Give him a minute, Clair.
he's okay, clair.  you wanna give him a little room?	Man, I must really be stoned.  Thanks, buddy.
i don't think so.	Are you always this much fun?
it was fifteen seconds.	I don't think so.
hey!  would you?	It was fifteen seconds.
go.	Hey!  Would you?
ryan's novel.	Ryan's novel?
what was it?  what the fuck was it?	Ryan's novel.
take your time, jer.	I'm ready.
how much bowing and scraping do you want us to do?	Beats a lawsuit.
just do what i say, alright?	How much bowing and scraping do you want us to do?
you're out of your mind.	Just do what I say, alright?
before i forget.  put it on the bookshelf.	You're out of your mind.
scout's honor.	Before I forget.  Put it on the bookshelf.
did he promise?	Scout's honor.
yes.	Did he promise?
did you tell joe to behave?	Yes.
whatever you say.	Did you tell Joe to behave?
that was the plan.  and you're thrilled to have them.	Whatever you say.
the roses?  and of course they said yes.	That was the plan.  And you're thrilled to have them.
did you invite them?	The Roses?  And of course they said yes.
we'll be fine.	Did you invite them?
there's still time to undo this.	We'll be fine.
he gets huge advances on his novels. he's going back to that.  you know how he hates it here.	There's still time to undo this.
they're paying him scale.	He gets huge advances on his novels. He's going back to that.  You know how he hates it here.
he's directing now.	They're paying him scale.
not millions.	He's directing now.
we couldn't be on more solid ground.	Whatever you say.  Listen, I love you.
i worry because you don't.  it's my job. i'm feeling guilty.  i would've liked it if you waited until the two of you were on more solid ground.	We couldn't be on more solid ground.
well, you're a tower of support.	I worry because you don't.  It's my job. I'm feeling guilty.  I would've liked it if you waited until the two of you were on more solid ground.
you only made half your quote this year.	Well, you're a tower of support.
we've only been over this how many times?	You only made half your quote this year.
what you earn has to double in order to cover expenses in london, it's an outrageously expensive city.	We've only been over this how many times?
i know.  i know that.  don't spoil it.	What you earn has to double in order to cover expenses in London, it's an outrageously expensive city.
the realtor'll be here tomorrow in the morning.  the house had to go on the market to insure the loan on the london flat.	I know.  I know that.  Don't spoil it.
i adore him.	The realtor'll be here tomorrow in the morning.  The house had to go on the market to insure the loan on the London flat.
i suppose.  sally, that's quite a gift. i'm not sure it's in your best interest.	I adore him.
i love you, you're a genius.	I suppose.  Sally, that's quite a gift. I'm not sure it's in your best interest.
joe officially owns no. 4, cheyenne walk, chelsea, london, england.  no small doing.	I love you, you're a genius.
we closed.	Fantastic.  Out here.
will you make love with me?	Sure.
i know.	Will you make love with me?
oh, sally mae...	I know.
they're the keys to your grandad's flat. happy anniversary, baby.	Oh, Sally Mae...
ah...	They're the keys to your grandad's flat. Happy anniversary, baby.
i know.  it's for the baby's crib.	Ah...
he's my favorite.	I know.  It's for the baby's crib.
i know.	He's my favorite.
it's a calder.	I know.
happy anniversary.	It's a Calder.
me too.	Happy anniversary.
that's under lock and key.	Me too.
me too.	That's under lock and key.
life gets messy.  ugly messy.  but i don't understand you.  and i don't think i ever understood lucy.  i don't understand throwing it away.  how do you throw all that away?  any of it.  i want it all.  you guys want guarantees?  i want the possibilities.  and all kinds of crap comes with that.  a lot of bad shit. and i think that's okay with me because, because of the rest of the stuff.  all the good shit.  all the surprises.  it's a fucking miracle when you come down to it.  we'd have had amazing children, you and me.  we'd have had a ride.  you'd have surprised yourself.  i'll never love anybody else, you know.	Me too.
i guess.	Life gets messy.  Ugly messy.  But I don't understand you.  And I don't think I ever understood Lucy.  I don't understand throwing it away.  How do you throw all that away?  Any of it.  I want it all.  You guys want guarantees?  I want the possibilities.  And all kinds of crap comes with that.  A lot of bad shit. And I think that's okay with me because, because of the rest of the stuff.  All the good shit.  All the surprises.  It's a fucking miracle when you come down to it.  We'd have had amazing children, you and me.  We'd have had a ride.  You'd have surprised yourself.  I'll never love anybody else, you know.
pretty much a disaster, tonight, wasn't it?	I guess.
okay.	Pretty much a disaster, tonight, wasn't it?
no.	Okay.
i don't want to go tonight.	You don't have to.
i'll be with you.	I don't want to go tonight.
i can't got tonight.  i don't want to be on a plane on my own tonight.	I'll be with you.
alright, good.  thanks for your trouble. so will you leave sally and me alone right now?	Everybody hates the messenger.
i know.	I have no idea who you are.
i'll never forgive you.	I know.
yes.	I'll never forgive you.
i wasn't part of that picture at all, was i?  i wasn't part of that decision.  did i occur to you at all?  it's a fucking farce.  it's a fucking farce.  how long did you think you could keep it going. you're amazing.  do you have any idea what you've done to us?	Yes.
don't make allowances.  i'll never be ready.  some people just shouldn't have children.  i'd be a terrible fucking mother, joe.  i did want it for us.  but i couldn't do it.  i don't really think i can do it.	I wasn't part of that picture at all, was I?  I wasn't part of that decision.  Did I occur to you at all?  It's a fucking farce.  It's a fucking farce.  How long did you think you could keep it going. You're amazing.  Do you have any idea what you've done to us?
you're not ready.	Don't make allowances.  I'll never be ready.  Some people just shouldn't have children.  I'd be a terrible fucking mother, Joe.  I did want it for us.  But I couldn't do it.  I don't really think I can do it.
i'm a monster.  exactly.	You're not ready.
what?!  you aborted our child?!	I'm a monster.  Exactly.
you think this was to hurt you?!  my god, joe.  it isn't about you.	What?!  You aborted our child?!
i wanted you back.	You think this was to hurt you?!  My God, Joe.  It isn't about you.
you changed your mind.	I wanted you back.
i told you when we met i never wanted children.  i don't want kids in my life. we talked about it.  you weren't listening.	You changed your mind.
don't do this!	I told you when we met I never wanted children.  I don't want kids in my life. We talked about it.  You weren't listening.
i found out i was pregnant and it scared the shit out of me.	Don't do this!
don't do this.	I found out I was pregnant and it scared the shit out of me.
i had an abortion two weeks ago.	Don't do this.
don't push me away.	I had an abortion two weeks ago.
don't.	Don't push me away.
this is insanity.  sally...	Don't.
anyone else?	This is insanity.  Sally...
sally, for christ's sake.	Anyone else?
cal, too?	Sally, for Christ's sake.
mac?  mac says it?  cal?	Cal, too?
your director and your co-star of your current movie.  don't dish if you can't take it, sally.	Mac?  Mac says it?  Cal?
who?  who?  who thinks that?	Your director and your co-star of your current movie.  Don't dish if you can't take it, Sally.
okay.  if we could've, by some miracle, stripped ten years off your face, still couldn't have got the thing made. because i don't mean anything as a director, and your name doesn't mean fuck all anymore.  and the people that can hire you are afraid to, because they think you're phoning it in.  that you don't have... oh christ, sally.	Who?  Who?  Who thinks that?
not really.  i mean your books have always been pop, but this is the shallowest of the bunch.  that's what all our friends think, anyway.	Okay.  If we could've, by some miracle, stripped ten years off your face, still couldn't have got the thing made. Because I don't mean anything as a director, and your name doesn't mean fuck all anymore.  And the people that can hire you are afraid to, because they think you're phoning it in.  That you don't have... Oh Christ, Sally.
well there you go.  i let you off the hook.  you're one goddamn lucky actress.	Not really.  I mean your books have always been pop, but this is the shallowest of the bunch.  That's what all our friends think, anyway.
it's a shit novel anyway.	Well there you go.  I let you off the hook.  You're one goddamn lucky actress.
sally, i have never considered you for this part because you are too old to play it.  and you are out of touch with reality if you think differently.	It's a shit novel anyway.
i don't look my age, joe.	Sally, I have never considered you for this part because you are too old to play it.  And you are out of touch with reality if you think differently.
hello?  last birthday was?	I don't look my age, Joe.
what are you saying?	Hello?  Last birthday was?
who the fuck do you think you are?  the part of genna is not just about you. it's about every woman i've ever loved in my entire life.  including my mother. the character is also clearly in her early twenties, sally.	What are you saying?
about me!	Who the fuck do you think you are?  The part of Genna is not just about you. It's about every woman I've ever loved in my entire life.  Including my mother. The character is also clearly in her early twenties, Sally.
it's a novel.	About me!
and how fucking dare you cast skye davidson in that part?  have you any idea how humiliating that is for me?  i'm an actress!  it's about our marriage for fuck's sake.  everybody knows that...	It's a novel.
right.  and when was the last time you spoke to her?	And how fucking dare you cast Skye Davidson in that part?  Have you any idea how humiliating that is for me?  I'm an actress!  It's about our marriage for fuck's sake.  Everybody knows that...
every novel i've had published in every language i've dedicated to lucy.	Right.  And when was the last time you spoke to her?
it is true.  you know how you love, joe? you dedicate a book to someone.	Every novel I've had published in every language I've dedicated to Lucy.
that is not true.	It is true.  You know how you love, Joe? You dedicate a book to someone.
you want to talk about bullshit?  lucy called you three times this week.  she's a fucking mess, joe.  your sister is a fucking mess.  she needs you.  i talk to her more than you do.	That is not true.
sally, first of all, you're talking bullshit.  and second...	You want to talk about bullshit?  Lucy called you three times this week.  She's a fucking mess, Joe.  Your sister is a fucking mess.  She needs you.  I talk to her more than you do.
you've been through it.  that's how you love people.  when it's easy for you, when it's convenient for you.	Sally, first of all, you're talking bullshit.  And second...
just stop right there, sally.  we've been through this.	You've been through it.  That's how you love people.  When it's easy for you, when it's convenient for you.
and how hard it hit?	Just stop right there, Sally.  We've been through this.
do i want anyone else?  no.  do i want to be with you for the rest of my natural life?  i'm trying.	And how hard it hit?
it's not like this all the time.	DO I want anyone else?  No.  Do I want to be with you for the rest of my natural life?  I'm trying.
that hasn't the first fucking thing to do with love.  it's whether we can live together... like this!  all the time.	It's not like this all the time.
you walked out on a five year marriage.	That hasn't the first fucking thing to do with love.  It's whether we can live together... like this!  All the time.
love?	You walked out on a five year marriage.
i'm not sure we understand that word in the same way.	Love?
otis!	I'm not sure we understand that word in the same way.
otis!  come!  good boy!  come!	Otis!
sally, so i took a few pills.  i went out dancing.  i tried to forget how upset i was about splitting up with you.  i haven't lied to you.  i told you about the people i've slept with.  i just didn't mention the few occasions i took drugs because you're so fucking judgmental i knew i'd never hear the end of it, and you have so little faith and so little trust in me.  sally, we're back, i love you.  trust that.  please let's not do this.	Otis!  Come!  Good boy!  Come!
what else don't i know about, joe?  let's get really clear here.	Sally, so I took a few pills.  I went out dancing.  I tried to forget how upset I was about splitting up with you.  I haven't lied to you.  I told you about the people I've slept with.  I just didn't mention the few occasions I took drugs because you're so fucking judgmental I knew I'd never hear the end of it, and you have so little faith and so little trust in me.  Sally, we're back, I love you.  Trust that.  Please let's not do this.
rave parties?!  that's so typical - you would think it was called rage.  perfect!	What else don't I know about, Joe?  Let's get really clear here.
yeah, let's talk about that.  you seem to be rather an expert.  i don't remember in the last five months of counselling your ever mentioning ecstacy or going to rage parties.	Rave parties?!  That's so typical - you would think it was called rage.  Perfect!
jesus, sally.  you are a medical miracle. the only person who's ever taken ecstacy and become angrier.	Yeah, let's talk about that.  You seem to be rather an expert.  I don't remember in the last five months of counselling your ever mentioning ecstacy or going to rage parties.
oh fuck you, and fuck monica while you're at it.  but i guess that's what i interrupted.	Jesus, Sally.  You are a medical miracle. The only person who's ever taken ecstacy and become angrier.
well someone clearly let him out before monica opened the gate.	Oh fuck you, and fuck Monica while you're at it.  But I guess that's what I interrupted.
it was done.  when sophia put the kids to bed, america brought otis in the room and closed the door.  it was done.	Well someone clearly let him out before Monica opened the gate.
this is a nightmare.  we should have kept him upstairs.	It was done.  When Sophia put the kids to bed, America brought Otis in the room and closed the door.  It was done.
otis, good boy, come here.  oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.	This is a nightmare.  We should have kept him upstairs.
otis!!!!	Otis, good boy, come here.  Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
otis!!!!	Otis!!!!
fuck you.	Or shitty!!  Otis!!
sally, calm down.  we're not going to find him any quicker by you being hysterical.	Fuck you.
there are fucking coyotes out there.	Sally, calm down.  We're not going to find him any quicker by you being hysterical.
he'll find his way back.	There are fucking coyotes out there.
can't have gone far?  he's like a greyhound.  he could be miles away.	He'll find his way back.
well he can't have gone far.	Can't have gone far?  He's like a greyhound.  He could be miles away.
she left the fucking gate open.	Well he can't have gone far.
listen to yourself...  don't worry, it's alright.  we'll find him.  what's wrong with you?	She left the fucking gate open.
don't be so sure.	Listen to yourself...  Don't worry, it's alright.  We'll find him.  What's wrong with you?
someone left the goddamn gate open.  otis got out.  skye and i, well the... i came out of the house and the fucking gate was wide open.	Oh for fuck's sake.  Nobody uses that gate.
i think we should all take it tonight. everyone's staying, stays.  no driving. that's the rule.  i love you sally-mae. you're going to have a fabulous time.	I'm worried about my spine.  I'm very worried about my brain and my spine.
dolphins.  great.	It's ecstasy, Sal.
not properly watered.	Whatever!  You know how he gets.  Well, he went absolutely bonkers.  Lucy and I were frantically trying to scramble into the dumb waiter and I didn't fit any more. It was almost fatal.  And that, my dear friends, is the day...
dinner.  don't be angry.	I'm not fucking angry, for God's sake.
truce.	Dinner.  Don't be angry.
truce?	Truce.
okay, knock it off.	Truce?
you've got cal.  you've got gina.  you've got skye?  we're the leftovers.	Okay, knock it off.
it's an unfair advantage.	You've got Cal.  You've got Gina.  You've got Skye?  We're the leftovers.
still champions.	Panes is not on your team anymore.
two minutes.	It's alright.  Be our guests.
well, not yet.  the gate was open?	It's taken care of.
yes.	Okay.  Last one to find Otis is a smelly old bum.
in the kitchen.	Who'd like to go and find Otis?
otis!  no barking!	And Joe's huge in Europe.  He's like a rock star in London.  His novels sell millions.
of course we do.  we have to sign our taxes.	You can never be too early or too thin.
promise you'll be nice to the neighbors.	I'll say as little as possible.
i can't imagine anyone else playing genna.	Really?
i'm going to throw up.	I can't imagine anyone else playing Genna.
i'm looking forward to meeting you, too. and skye, i'm thrilled that you're willing to take this leap with me. eternally grateful, really.	I'm going to throw up.
and she's a stinking fucking actress, for fuck's sake.	Skye!  I'm so glad you're able to make it...it's our sixth, actually.  You read the book again?  Well, no, the ending to chapter six...it's just that it's not filmic. We tried it in an earlier draft, but, it just wasn't filmic... Well, sure, we can absolutely look at that again.  If you're coming from Laurel, you want to take Sunset west, we're just past Will Rogers State Park.  Three blocks west of that, you want to hang right.  It's about three quarters of a mile up a big white thing on the left.
no, no of course not.  how old is she? twenty-fucking-two?	And she's a stinking fucking actress, for fuck's sake.
you want me to uninvite her?	No, no of course not.  How old is she? Twenty-fucking-two?
no, no of course not.  it's skye fucking davidson, for fuck's sake.	You want me to uninvite her?
she goes on location tomorrow.  sally, i'm sorry.  look, i can't keep her on hold.	No, no of course not.  It's Skye fucking Davidson, for fuck's sake.
you invited her to our anniversary party? i didn't even invite my mother.	She goes on location tomorrow.  Sally, I'm sorry.  Look, I can't keep her on hold.
okay.  i'm sorry, look, i meant to tell you.  it was the only chance i had to meet her.	You invited her to our anniversary party? I didn't even invite my mother.
they can't find a sitter...  hello?  excuse me?  yes, uh, hold on.  just a moment.  it's skye davidson.  she needs directions to the house.  you invited skye fucking davidson to our anniversary party?	Okay.  I'm sorry, look, I meant to tell you.  It was the only chance I had to meet her.
what?	They can't find a sitter...  Hello?  Excuse me?  Yes, uh, hold on.  Just a moment.  It's Skye Davidson.  She needs directions to the house.  You invited Skye fucking Davidson to our anniversary party?
well, it might be clair.  they're threatening not to come...	What?
don't get it.	Well, it might be Clair.  They're threatening not to come...
for good.	Don't get it.
i mean, you're really back.	For good.
we're great.	I mean, you're really back.
i missed all of you.  we're okay, aren't we?	We're great.
no.  i missed that.	I missed all of you.  We're okay, aren't we?
no.  did you?	No.  I missed that.
you didn't kiss anyone else's knees, did you?	No.  Did you?
what?	You didn't kiss anyone else's knees, did you?
not.	What?
through the sweats or not?	Not.
kiss the back of my knees.	Through the sweats or not?
what did you get me?	In the morning, after everyone's gone and there's just us.
i think you're the most beautiful woman in the world.	What did you get me?
accept a compliment.	I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world.
hardly...	Accept a compliment.
i love you.  most beautiful woman in the world.	Hardly...
happy anniversary, baby.	Happy anniversary.
oh, well, we'll just have to try again. sound like a plan?	Happy anniversary, baby.
no luck.	Oh, well, we'll just have to try again. Sound like a plan?
sure.	I'll do it.
coffee?	Sure.
what's a sign for that?	Come on, Panes...
has she called?	She'll never call again.  She called last week to tell me she'll never call again. Where's Sally?
oh, you know, i am.	Has she called?
panes!  how are you?	Oh, you know, I am.
ours.	It's Jerry's worst idea.
he's the best dog in the world.  they're both coming tonight.  not my idea.	Ours.
the infamous dog?	He's the best dog in the world.  They're both coming tonight.  Not my idea.
and so i always manage to, do you see? like the book/script thing, do you see?	Mmm hmmm.
ah.	And so I always manage to, do you see? Like the book/script thing, do you see?
but i'm always afraid i'll say something stupid.	Ah.
and i you.	But I'm always afraid I'll say something stupid.
you manage to throw me off balance.  i adore you.	And I you.
do i put you off?	You manage to throw me off balance.  I adore you.
yes i know.  i started to say... i started to say joe that --	Do I put you off?
joking.	Yes I know.  I started to say... I started to say Joe that --
don't be silly.	Joking.
not long.	Don't be silly.
i don't know why joe, we've known each other how long...	Not long.
don't i find what?	I don't know why Joe, we've known each other how long...
is your script much like the novel? jerry says it's very good.  but you know, you read the novel, and then you see the movie - and most of the time you say, "what's this?" you know?  i sometimes think we're better off not reading the novel at all.  because, we come with expectations... and of course, we know where we're going.  don't you find?	Don't I find what?
yes i did.	Is your script much like the novel? Jerry says it's very good.  But you know, you read the novel, and then you see the movie - and most of the time you say, "what's this?" You know?  I sometimes think we're better off not reading the novel at all.  Because, we come with expectations... and of course, we know where we're going.  Don't you find?
it's very good.  i understand you won the booker prize.	Yes I did.
no.	It's very good.  I understand you won the Booker Prize.
i'm not much of a reader, but i do love autobiographies, even biographies sometimes.  mostly non-fiction.  did you read the new styron?	No.
yes.	I'm not much of a reader, but I do love autobiographies, even biographies sometimes.  Mostly non-fiction.  Did you read the new Styron?
still.  well.  let's drop it.	Yes.
it's a novel.	Still.  Well.  Let's drop it.
but i am right, yes?  she's based on sally.	It's a novel.
yes, she is.	But I am right, yes?  She's based on Sally.
oh my god, i'm a huge skye davidson fan. she's very beautiful.	Yes, she is.
the novel.  no, skye davidson is playing the lead.	Oh my God, I'm a huge Skye Davidson fan. She's very beautiful.
congratulations on the deal.  how exciting.  is sally doing sally?  i mean it's sally.  the character that's based on sally.  the character that's based on sally in the book.	The novel.  No, Skye Davidson is playing the lead.
oh.  well.  good.	Congratulations on the deal.  How exciting.  Is Sally doing Sally?  I mean it's Sally.  The character that's based on Sally.  The character that's based on Sally in the book.
nothing that can't be exchanged.	Oh.  Well.  Good.
i love gifts.  what did you guys get us?	Nothing that can't be exchanged.
thanks, i'll take that.  champagne?	Lovely.
we have a gift?	Thanks, I'll take that.  Champagne?
no.  no.  let me tell you something.  directing's the best preparation possible for fatherhood.  the sleep depravation alone.	Oh don't.  Everyone says that.
oh.  you're serious.	No.  No.  Let me tell you something.  Directing's the best preparation possible for fatherhood.  The sleep depravation alone.
i meant sally.	Oh.  You're serious.
i meant sally.	I meant Sally.
well, you know...good days, bad days.	I meant Sally.
hey, i'm happy for you, buddy.  anything i can do.	God, I really need to jump about a bit.  How's your film going?
thanks, mac.  and thanks for being so supportive about all this.  i really love you, you know.	Hey, I'm happy for you, buddy.  Anything I can do.
kind of.  hey, look - john seale, oliver stapelton, darius khonji - they're friends.  and great dp's i could give them a call for you.	Thanks, Mac.  And thanks for being so supportive about all this.  I really love you, you know.
not particularly.  weird, isn't it?  god i'm rally up.  do you feel anything yet, mac?	Kind of.  Hey, look - John Seale, Oliver Stapelton, Darius Khonji - they're friends.  And great DP's I could give them a call for you.
and you got skye davidson.  pretty big leagues for a first timer.  do you even like movies?	Not particularly.  Weird, isn't it?  God I'm rally up.  Do you feel anything yet, Mac?
what?  oh yeah, the camera man?  they gave me a list.	And you got Skye Davidson.  Pretty big leagues for a first timer.  Do you even like movies?
you got your dp?	What?  Oh yeah, the camera man?  They gave me a list.
you lose this?	Ah there's our snookums now.
i'm so sorry.	It was a mistake.  This isn't a plot to do in Otis.
stop being such a bitch, sal.	I'm so sorry.
yeah, it was.  for a writer nothing's sacred.  no, nothing at all.	I think it's great that I made an impression at all, you know.
i know you changed it to a bookstore. and the color of my hair.  but the moment was exactly the same.  the same, you know, dynamic.  and almost verbatim, wasn't it?	Yeah, it was.  For a writer nothing's sacred.  No, nothing at all.
sorry?	I know you changed it to a bookstore. And the color of my hair.  But the moment was exactly the same.  The same, you know, dynamic.  And almost verbatim, wasn't it?
i'm so glad.  you know, i recognize that passage in your book.  the bit about us running into each other in the movie theatre.	Sorry?
i like you.	I'm so glad.  You know, I recognize that passage in your book.  The bit about us running into each other in the movie theatre.
that's very nice.	I like you.
come here.	That's very nice.
oh yes.  nineteen...just.  i'm cold.	Come here.
you must have been a baby.	Oh yes.  Nineteen...just.  I'm cold.
nine...nine, yes?  nine years, just about.	You must have been a baby.
how long have you been married?	Nine...nine, yes?  Nine years, just about.
he has to find non-smoker's meetings that used to be almost impossible, you know? it's gotten much better.	How long have you been married?
and he doesn't smoke?	He has to find non-smoker's meetings that used to be almost impossible, you know? It's gotten much better.
yes.	And he doesn't smoke?
a lot of cakes.	Yes.
medallions.	A lot of cakes.
that's a lot of those.	Medallions.
eight years, though.  that's quite an accomplishment.	That's a lot of those.
i'm sorry.	Eight years, though.  That's quite an accomplishment.
it's really not the same thing.  he was really nicer when he drank.	I'm sorry.
i think he's really angry with me too.	It's really not the same thing.  He was really nicer when he drank.
ryan's really angry with me.	I think he's really angry with me too.
lemon it is.	Ryan's really angry with me.
lemon.	Lemon it is.
lemon or raspberry?	Lemon.
okay.	Lemon or raspberry?
you're never too old for a lolly.  i'm having one.	Okay.
what am i, five?	You're never too old for a lolly.  I'm having one.
here, drink this.  drink lots of water.  hold on to this.  take deep breaths. nice and slow.  would you like a lolly?	What am I, five?
i'm a little in the puke zone.	Here, drink this.  Drink lots of water.  Hold on to this.  Take deep breaths. Nice and slow.  Would you like a lolly?
oh?  it's easy.  you just put one foot in front of the other... that's a good girl.	I'm a little in the puke zone.
i've never done this before.	Oh?  It's easy.  You just put one foot in front of the other... That's a good girl.
let's go for a walk.	I've never done this before.
i don't think so.  i feel.  i feel a bit funny.	Let's go for a walk.
are you okay?	I don't think so.  I feel.  I feel a bit funny.
i will treasure this.	Sally!!!!
i need to leave you now.	I will treasure this.
would you sign it for me.  i'm sure this is inappropriate.	We're way past inappropriate.
i'll be your best friend.	Would you sign it for me.  I'm sure this is inappropriate.
scout's honor.	I'll be your best friend.
alright.  please don't tell ryan i'm drinking.	Scout's honor.
easy tiger.	Alright.  Please don't tell Ryan I'm drinking.
well, that's what ryan thought.  i was more generous, actually.	Oh shit.  I'm sorry.  I'm a total fucking maniac.  Delete all that, okay?  I spoke for myself, this needn't rub off on my wife.  Oh shit.  I get pissy sometimes. Much worse than Otis.  Otis doesn't bite. It's just, I really love my dog and he doesn't really bark a lot. We live in a canyon.  We hear dogs barking at night, too.  And it's not Otis.
oh shit.  i'm sorry.	Well, that's what Ryan thought.  I was more generous, actually.
and your phone calls are nasty and abusive.  and i've come this close to suing you for harassment.  and you're only here because we're supposed to be sucking up to you.	Oh shit.  I'm sorry.
and ryan works at home.	And your phone calls are nasty and abusive.  And I've come this close to suing you for harassment.  And you're only here because we're supposed to be sucking up to you.
and you know, he really does not.	And Ryan works at home.
the wrong word, maybe.  delete that. and, you know, the dog barks incessantly.	And you know, he really does not.
elitism?	The wrong word, maybe.  Delete that. And, you know, the dog barks incessantly.
but you're very private people.  you know, there's a kind of elitism...	Elitism?
what?	But you're very private people.  You know, there's a kind of elitism...
i think a lot of this could have been avoided if sally made more of an effort.	What?
very well put.	I think a lot of this could have been avoided if Sally made more of an effort.
i don't know why, but these misunderstandings have a way of escalating.	Very well put.
hm.	I don't know why, but these misunderstandings have a way of escalating.
well, yes.  yes, in fact.  a little on the outside, yes.  and there's been all this friction.	Hm.
no you're not.	Well, yes.  Yes, in fact.  A little on the outside, yes.  And there's been all this friction.
a little out of my element.	No you're not.
oh.	A little out of my element.
i'm a little nervous, so...	Oh.
uh-huh.	I'm a little nervous, so...
oh, yes.  you know ryan's been sober eight years.  and it's difficult if i... you know.  it's better if i don't.	Uh-huh.
yeah, we're in a constant state of flux.  i see you've moved up from the soft stuff.	Oh, yes.  You know Ryan's been sober eight years.  And it's difficult if I... you know.  It's better if I don't.
mmm.  it says something about the two of you maybe.	Yeah, we're in a constant state of flux.  I see you've moved up from the soft stuff.
in fits and starts -- and then, later, of course, she had to accommodate me.  so things shifted a little bit then, became more eclectic.  and it keeps changing.	Mmm.  It says something about the two of you maybe.
sally did all this herself?	In fits and starts -- and then, later, of course, she had to accommodate me.  So things shifted a little bit then, became more eclectic.  And it keeps changing.
you're an interior decorator, right?	Sally did all this herself?
your eames table is incredible.  and the b&b.  i just put that in a client's home, actually, but in red.	You're an interior decorator, right?
something soft.	Right away.  Are you sure you wouldn't like something soft, Ryan?
please, ryan.	No, he's absolutely right.  You're absolutely right, Ryan.  Dog talk must be banned.  Canine conversations are completely discouraged... it's really good of you to join us.  Can I get you a drink?
i think there are sixteen there.	This is an amazing present.  What a sweetheart you are.
i'm so happy you like it.  i'm so relieved you said yes, and i'm really, um, what, thrilled, yes actually, to finally meet you.	You're going to be a remarkable director, a brilliant director.
when i read your work i felt that you knew me.  women must tell you that.  and this one in particular speaks to me, do you know?  i am genna.  how many women must tell you that.  and the script is wonderful.  wonderful and lean and visual...	I'm so happy you like it.  I'm so relieved you said yes, and I'm really, um, what, thrilled, yes actually, to finally meet you.
yeah, well, it's just us and a few hundred of our closest friends.	When I read your work I felt that you knew me.  Women must tell you that.  And this one in particular speaks to me, do you know?  I am Genna.  How many women must tell you that.  And the script is wonderful.  Wonderful and lean and visual...
oh, i love that.  i'm just great.  i'm so happy to be here. and i apologize for invading you.  and i'm so happy you asked me to.  i'm so touched.  i know how private you and sally are.	Yeah, well, it's just us and a few hundred of our closest friends.
how do you do, skye?	Oh, I love that.  I'm just great.  I'm so happy to be here. And I apologize for invading you.  And I'm so happy you asked me to.  I'm so touched.  I know how private you and Sally are.
how's he doing?	Not good.
jesus christ.	Well...wow...
i was faking it.  i've been feeling caged for sometime.  funny, huh?	No, it's not... Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
i didn't say a word.	Time!
what?	Trust him.
of course it's alright.	Clair is a hovering mother.
what?	Let's just go home, okay?
don't go in, ryan.	What?
jesus christ, it's a fucking dog!	Don't go in, Ryan.
excuse me?	All the ugly phone calls?  We're not the only people with a tape recorder, Ryan.  They've gone to the canyon, we should go towards the PCH.
because we're nice people, and because what goes around comes around.  because, god help you if something happens to that dog?	Excuse me?
why?	Because we're nice people, and because what goes around comes around.  Because, God help you if something happens to that dog?
we have to find the dog, ryan.	Why?
god willing.	We have to find the dog, Ryan.
i left the gate open and otis got out! he could get hit by a car!	God willing.
you're not serious.	I left the gate open and Otis got out! He could get hit by a car!
ryan, you've got to come!  you've got to help me find the dog!  i let their dog out.  we need to find the dog.	You're not serious.
ready to go?	I'm going to go get my swimsuit.  I do know, Ryan, this is non addictive so you mustn't worry.  Ryan, you're a great man.
you need a good review and you'll be fine.  the whole color of the world will change, mark my words.	Ready to go?
i don't need a drug.	You need a good review and you'll be fine.  The whole color of the world will change, mark my words.
there's only you, ryan.  you know what, ryan?  you're beautiful.  i love you so much... you need...	I don't need a drug.
are you making an ass of yourself?	There's only you, Ryan.  You know what, Ryan?  You're beautiful.  I love you so much... You need...
i think you need to speak for yourself, ryan.  but i think you're really nice people...	Are you making an ass of yourself?
they're nothing like us.	I think you need to speak for yourself, Ryan.  But I think you're really nice people...
they're really nice people, ryan. they're like us...	They're nothing like us.
i'm not going to leave you alone.	They're really nice people, Ryan. They're like us...
i think you should then.  you should look in on sheila.	I'm not going to leave you alone.
yes.	I think you should then.  You should look in on Sheila.
do you want to go home, ryan?	Yes.
you know what sally therrian was saying about your spine and your brain?  she didn't pull that out of thin air.  it causes brain damage.  you'd better drink a lot of water.	Do you want to go home, Ryan?
i love it here.  don't you love it here, ryan?  i love it here.  and i love tonight.  and i love these people.  and this feels utterly fantastic, ryan.  utterly fantastic.	You know what Sally Therrian was saying about your spine and your brain?  She didn't pull that out of thin air.  It causes brain damage.  You'd better drink a lot of water.
well, yes, actually.	He always has two or three going...
ryan.	I'm sure you understand.
i...	How long ago was it?
you fucking cow, can't you read?!	I...
i'm so sorry.	You fucking cow, can't you read?!
there's a goddamn sign on the gate.	I'm so sorry.
i'm sorry.	There's a goddamn sign on the gate.
well, whoever did this is amazing.	I did it.
i so wish i'd known.	Well, whoever did this is amazing.
yes.	I so wish I'd known.
thank you.  i understand you're an interior decorator.	Yes.
yes, great!  it's a beautiful house.	Thank you.  I understand you're an interior decorator.
hors d'oeuvres or something?	Yes, great!  It's a beautiful house.
ryan!	Are you working on a new book?
we could hardly say no.	Oh?
sally?	Yes.  And you've met Joe.
hi.  monica and ryan?	Sally?
oh good, i'm worse... are you really twenty-two?	Who told you that?  No.  I'm twenty...  Five.
very.	Oh good, I'm worse... Are you really twenty-two?
no, i'm just testing to see how deeply perverted and impulsive you are.	Very.
are you asking me to marry you?	No, I'm just testing to see how deeply perverted and impulsive you are.
how about someone who really really liked shostakovich?	Are you asking me to marry you?
if he were still alive, maybe.	How about someone who really really liked Shostakovich?
would you, like, marry him?	If he were still alive, maybe.
yeah.	Would you, like, marry him?
do you really, you really, like shostakovich?	Yeah.
exactly!  so i dug it, and i did a lot of research.	Do you really, you really, like Shostakovich?
set to the poem of yetveshenko!	Exactly!  So I dug it, and I did a lot of research.
i just did a movie about bob yar, i played gittle, the jewish milkmaid who gets shot in the head, and they used shostakovich's 13th symphony.	Set to the poem of Yetveshenko!
otis you crazy dog!  otis are you in this god forsaken canyon?  my people are very hungry.	I just did a movie about Bob Yar, I played Gittle, the Jewish milkmaid who gets shot in the head, and they used Shostakovich's 13th Symphony.
do peter sellers again.	Otis you crazy dog!  Otis are you in this God forsaken Canyon?  My people are very hungry.
i'll tell you who doesn't know, cute girls don't know.	Do Peter Sellers again.
who doesn't know about the infamous composer's conference of 1948 where zhdanov persecuted the leaders of soviet music - shostakovich, prokofieve, and myaskovsky.	I'll tell you who doesn't know, cute girls don't know.
andre zhdanov?  how the hell do you know about andre zhdanov?	Who doesn't know about the infamous composer's conference of 1948 where Zhdanov persecuted the leaders of Soviet Music - Shostakovich, Prokofieve, and Myaskovsky.
not to mention andrew zhdanov... otis, come!!	Andre Zhdanov?  How the hell do you know about Andre Zhdanov?
otis!!  shostakovich identified with the jew.  he felt persecuted, hunted, crushed under the thumb of stalinist imperialism.	Not to mention Andrew Zhdanov... Otis, come!!
really??	Oh yes, indeed.  That was my clue, you see.
the shostakovich.	Really??
oh?	The Shostakovich.
that was my clue.	Oh?
thank you.	That was my clue.
the charades.	Thank you.
oh?	The charades.
i was impressed.	Oh?
no, no thanks.	I was impressed.
do you need anything else?	No, no thanks.
yes.	Do you need anything else?
is there space here?	Yes.
oh my god.  i've been so rude.  i'm skye davidson.  has anyone ever told you, you look like peter sellers?	No, never.
not at all.	Oh my god.  I've been so rude.  I'm Skye Davidson.  Has anyone ever told you, you look like Peter Sellers?
and i'm overwhelmed.  and i want to do it justice.  and i hope we can spend time together.  and i'm gushing.  it's my worst quality.	Not at all.
come on in.	I'm in the same room with Sally Nash.  Oh my God.  You're my icon.  I've been watching your films since I was a little girl.  Like, four years ago I followed you all around the Beverly Center - at least half a day, working up the courage to introduce myself.
what did i do?	Panes is not on my team anymore.  I'll have Panes if I like.
panes?	From Jewish Folk Poetry, a song cycle...
we're going to have to go back out there.	I guess.
you don't need to thank me.	We're going to have to go back out there.
thank you, panes.	You don't need to thank me.
yes, you're a monster.	Thank you, Panes.
that's not an answer, is it?	Yes, you're a monster.
you're my best friend.	That's not an answer, is it?
oh you know.  no doubts.  no second thoughts.  am i a monster?	You're my best friend.
so tell me, how's it going?	Oh you know.  No doubts.  No second thoughts.  Am I a monster?
thanks.	So tell me, how's it going?
um.  happy for you.	Thanks.
nothing's wrong.  it's great, okay? having the time of my life.  mac's a fantastic director.  and what can anyone say about cal that hasn't been said.  and it's great working with friends, blah blah blah.	Um.  Happy for you.
well, something's wrong.	Nothing's wrong.  It's great, okay? Having the time of my life.  Mac's a fantastic director.  And what can anyone say about Cal that hasn't been said.  And it's great working with friends, blah blah blah.
no.  not something new.	Well, something's wrong.
alright.  well, that's something new.	No.  Not something new.
i never like to talk about my work.	Alright.  Well, that's something new.
why not?	I never like to talk about my work.
i don't want to talk about it.	Why not?
that's it?  yes.  fine?	I don't want to talk about it.
yes.  fine.	That's it?  Yes.  Fine?
how's the movie going?  your movie.  you are making a movie, aren't you?	Yes.  Fine.
you're a shit.	No, really, five thousand with your discount.
i'm worried about your galiano.	You're a shit.
no.  really.  for real.  really.	I'm worried about your Galiano.
why don't you go fuck yourself?	No.  Really.  For real.  Really.
so how are you really doing, panes?	Why don't you go fuck yourself?
what does that mean?	About five thousand dollars.  With my discount.
shit.  it's my galiano.	What does that mean?
i'd cut off her red wine if i were you.	Shit.  It's my Galiano.
shit!	I'd cut off her red wine if I were you.
everyday.	I'm Levi Panes.  Will you excuse us, Skye?  It's time for Sally's meds.
"otherwise, we'd insist on your being here."	You know it's true.
we're just feeling our way back.	"Otherwise, we'd insist on your being here."
i didn't hear me say tonight.	We're just feeling our way back.
it's our anniversary, panes.	I didn't hear me say tonight.
"we can't stand seeing you like this, panes.  i hate you being alone.  why don't you stay with us for a while?" "i'd love to, thanks."	It's our anniversary, Panes.
okay.	"We can't stand seeing you like this, Panes.  I hate you being alone.  Why don't you stay with us for a while?" "I'd love to, thanks."
i wasn't finished.	Okay.
like the last time.	I wasn't finished.
no.  no, not like the last time.  she was the rest of my life.	Like the last time.
like the last time.	No.  No, not like the last time.  She was the rest of my life.
"how are you really doing, panes?" "lousy, thank you, i'm falling apart."	Like the last time.
i don't want it to be just one of our parties.	"How are you really doing, Panes?" "Lousy, thank you, I'm falling apart."
it's not ruined, for fuck's sake.  it's one of your parties.	I don't want it to be just one of our parties.
exactly what i mean.  it's all ruined.	It's not ruined, for fuck's sake.  It's one of your parties.
oh, okay, forgive me.  your neighbors are here, for fuck's sake.	Exactly what I mean.  It's all ruined.
they're not just our business managers, panes.	Oh, okay, forgive me.  Your neighbors are here, for fuck's sake.
like your business managers?	They're not just our business managers, Panes.
i just wanted tonight to be with the people we love.	Like your business managers?
you see, that's worse.	I just wanted tonight to be with the people we love.
fuck you, panes.	You see, that's worse.
she could be playing the role in joe's movie that should be yours.	Fuck you, Panes.
how?	She could be playing the role in Joe's movie that should be yours.
it could be worse.	How?
she's all over him, are you blind?	It could be worse.
you don't know she's a bitch.	She's all over him, are you blind?
oh, jesus, panes.  i can't, i can't believe that bitch is in my house.	You don't know she's a bitch.
really?  i need a drink.  come hide with me.	Oh, Jesus, Panes.  I can't, I can't believe that bitch is in my house.
she's even better looking in the flesh.	Really?  I need a drink.  Come hide with me.
panes is here!	Oh great.
not enough.	Panes is here!
will champagne help?	Not enough.
suicidal.  it's much less codependent.	Will champagne help?
are you lovesick?	Suicidal.  It's much less codependent.
it's a machine gun.  i thought i'd kill myself.	Are you lovesick?
good, you brought your violin.  i want you to play.	It's a machine gun.  I thought I'd kill myself.
oh.  well, yes.  it's extraordinary.  you think you could sign it for us?	Absolutely.  You always wonder where your books end up.  Why don't we use it?
i didn't know you had this.	Oh.  Well, yes.  It's extraordinary.  You think you could sign it for us?
monica and ryan.	Rose.
well the neighborhood is full of dogs, and it's not always otis.	Well today it was Otis.  And you should keep him away from our yard.  Because Sheila will defend herself.
you're keeping a record, are you?	It's just very distracting when you're trying to work.
at 4:30 today he barked for a solid fifteen minutes.  i have it on tape.	You're keeping a record, are you?
thank you.  this was so unnecessary.  i hope you've noticed that otis isn't barking as much.  we keep him in at night.	At 4:30 today he barked for a solid fifteen minutes.  I have it on tape.
yes.	Well, so glad you decided to come.
i don't mind...	Relax.  You've done enough.
you don't need to do that.	I don't mind...
happy anniversary.  thank you for making me a part of it.	What are they?
i don't think i ever spent half a day in the beverly center.	Whatever, do you remember?  I've seen all your movies.  When I was in rehab, the second time, they wouldn't even let us see your drug addict movie.  They said you were too real.  I worship you.  And I couldn't be more flattered, because I know the part I'm playing in Joe's movie is based on you as a young woman.
oh my god, sorry.  i'm interrupting.	I'll be right out.
but i am a possessive, fragile neurotic.	No you are not.  You're Sally Nash. Listen to me, you're Sally Nash.  You're my best friend and I love you more than anyone, and you're not going to move to London to have the offspring of a sexually ambivalent man-child.  "Oh now I'm a novelist, oh now I'm a director..." English prick bastard Joe Therrian who's probably going to leave you for Skye Davidson anyway.
his image of you is a possessive, fragile neurotic.	But I am a possessive, fragile neurotic.
why are you doing this?	His image of you is a possessive, fragile neurotic.
ha!  not half so not kind as your husband was in his portrayal of you in his novel.	Why are you doing this?
not nice.  not kind.	Ha!  Not half so not kind as your husband was in his portrayal of you in his novel.
well, you weren't fine last summer when you went sylvia plath on me in connecticut.	Not nice.  Not kind.
we're fine.  we're great.  we're having a baby and we're moving to london.	Well, you weren't fine last summer when you went Sylvia Plath on me in Connecticut.
you don't have kids to keep a marriage together, sally.  it's only five months since joe came back.	We're fine.  We're great.  We're having a baby and we're moving to London.
his sister does.  big time.  and the new york times says addiction is genetic -- i'll e-mail you the article.	You don't have kids to keep a marriage together, Sally.  It's only five months since Joe came back.
neither does joe.	His sister does.  Big time.  And the New York Times says addiction is genetic -- I'll e-mail you the article.
i don't have a drug problem.	Neither does Joe.
you weren't exactly horrified.	I don't have a drug problem.
cal knows who he is.  did you notice how happy joe was when the drugs came out tonight?	You weren't exactly horrified.
and cal's this massive adult?	Cal knows who he is.  Did you notice how happy Joe was when the drugs came out tonight?
don't try and change the subject.  oh god, it feels great!  he's just a little narcissistic, irresponsible and unreliable.	And Cal's this massive adult?
hey, let's sit down.  i bet the rug feels really nice against your skin.	Don't try and change the subject.  Oh God, it feels great!  He's just a little narcissistic, irresponsible and unreliable.
he wants playmates.  oh he's a sweetheart, sal, you know i love him. but he's not going to be a good father. he's just not parenting material.	Hey, let's sit down.  I bet the rug feels really nice against your skin.
oh soph, joe loves kids.  joe wants kids. joe thinks he needs kids.	He wants playmates.  Oh he's a sweetheart, Sal, you know I love him. But he's not going to be a good father. He's just not parenting material.
honey, i'm not worried about you.  you are going to be a fantastic mom.  not an issue.  i pressed you, remember?  joe, on the other hand, is a different story.	Oh Soph, Joe loves kids.  Joe wants kids. Joe thinks he needs kids.
no, no, not at all... i mean i've still got plenty of time.  don't i?  i mean i still have a good six years, whatever. we could have three kids yet, if we wanted.  and i know i've always said i never wanted kids, and i didn't... but this year, i really, truly, feel ready...	Honey, I'm not worried about you.  You are going to be a fantastic mom.  Not an issue.  I pressed you, remember?  Joe, on the other hand, is a different story.
well, are you sure about this baby thing? it's not the ticking clock shit, is it?	No, no, not at all... I mean I've still got plenty of time.  Don't I?  I mean I still have a good six years, whatever. We could have three kids yet, if we wanted.  And I know I've always said I never wanted kids, and I didn't... but this year, I really, truly, feel ready...
what do you mean, thank god?	Well, are you sure about this baby thing? It's not the ticking clock shit, is it?
oh honey, let's.	What do you mean, thank God?
let's go in the kitchen and spy on everyone.	Oh honey, let's.
well good.  thank god.	Let's go in the kitchen and spy on everyone.
sophia!  i'm not even pregnant!	Well good.  Thank God.
you are not having your baby in london. you're going to have your baby at cedars in beverly hills, america, delivered by dr. milton cohen.  period. and you're getting that epidural right away, don't let anyone talk you into any of that lamase bullshit.  there's no excuse for pain like that.	Sophia!  I'm not even pregnant!
and the food sucks, i know.	You are not having your baby in London. You're going to have your baby at Cedars in Beverly Hills, America, delivered by Dr. Milton Cohen.  Period. And you're getting that epidural right away, don't let anyone talk you into any of that Lamase bullshit.  There's no excuse for pain like that.
you'll hate it in london.  it's wet and miserable.  a medical hellhole sally. it's socialized.  beds in the corridors. terrible plumbing.	And the food sucks, I know.
oh soph...	You'll hate it in London.  It's wet and miserable.  A medical hellhole Sally. It's socialized.  Beds in the corridors. Terrible plumbing.
i trust you.	Oh Soph...
she took our wedding photos, for chrissakes.  you don't trust anyone.	I trust you.
well, i don't trust her.  i never have.	She took our wedding photos, for chrissakes.  You don't trust anyone.
big time.	Well, I don't trust her.  I never have.
so how much do you hate her?	Big time.
but she really gets to the heart of joe, doesn't she?  she's a genius.	So how much do you hate her?
the both of you.	But she really gets to the heart of Joe, doesn't she?  She's a genius.
we're always in here.  she really gets him, doesn't she?	The both of you.
a notch above the storage room.	We're always in here.  She really gets him, doesn't she?
it's much more personal in here.	A notch above the storage room.
i thought it was okay where it was.	It's much more personal in here.
so where should i put it?	I thought it was okay where it was.
hm.	So where should I put it?
she's such a great photographer.	Hm.
yes.	She's such a great photographer.
isn't this a fabulous picture?	Yes.
nevermind.	Would you like to meet my husband?
i hope they're watercolors!	Nevermind.
in the guest room.  i've laid out a paint table for them.	I hope they're watercolors!
hmm.  where are my kids?	In the guest room.  I've laid out a paint table for them.
like joe.	Hmm.  Where are my kids?
ah.	Like Joe.
he's a novelist.	Ah.
and here they are!	And she was saying how happy you were to finally have them over.  Because you're both, so, what - introspective?  And you should have done it ages ago.  I'm Sophia Gold.  Come meet my husband, Cal.
oh my god!  america told me your neighbors are coming?	And here they are!
enough about me.	Evie has a little something for you.
this colony needs another tunnel like a hole in the ground.  why are we even digging this thing?	Who cares, Z.  All I know is, we gotta dig.  We're not the ones in charge.
break's over.	This colony needs another tunnel like a hole in the ground.  Why are we even digging this thing?
thank goodness.  breaktime.	Break's over.
no, z.  the squeaky wheel gets <u>thrown</u> <u>away</u>, alright?  you're a good ant, z, even though you are a pain in my rear- segment.  i don't wanna see anything happen to you.  so quit mouthing off, before you get in trouble.	Thank goodness.  Breaktime.
the squeaky wheel gets the oil.	No, Z.  The squeaky wheel gets <u>thrown</u> <u>away</u>, alright?  You're a good ant, Z, even though you are a pain in my rear- segment.  I don't wanna see anything happen to you.  So quit mouthing off, before you get in trouble.
z, old pal...  shut up!!!  it's bad enough there's a food shortage without you complaining about it every day.	The squeaky wheel gets the oil.
sorry azteca.  here you go, fellas! fresh dirt!  alley oop!  shouldn't we be wearing gloves?  i mean this dirt is very...dirty. doesn't anyone think of hygiene?  boy am i hungry.  i'm so hungry i'm seeing double.  it looks like there's <u>two</u> million ants in here.  when's lunch?  tomorrow, or the day after?	Z, old pal...  SHUT UP!!!  It's bad enough there's a food shortage without you complaining about it every day.
someone who follows his heart!	Right...because every ant's important!
invisible!	No -- an <u>individual</u>!
well, because he's more than a worker...he's a...what did he call it, azteca...	Invisible!
you know, you're not just workers -- you can be whatever you want to be! look at z!  he started as a worker -- then he became a soldier!	That's right!  He slaughtered hundreds of termites single-handedly!
wait a minute, that's no soldier -- that's z!	Z?  <u>Our</u> Z?  The little guy made it!
no -- i mean yes -- i mean -- if you don't have other plans.	I'll make myself available...Listen, better watch out with the backtalk.  I don't know want you to end up like the guy who used to work next to me.  I'm afraid he got... <u>downsized</u>.
are you asking me out to dinner?	No -- I mean yes -- I mean -- if you don't have other plans.
sorry i got you in trouble.  but listen, you can share my rations.	Are you asking me out to dinner?
i don't know what came over me, talking back like that.  i must be going crazy...	Sorry I got you in trouble.  But listen, you can share my rations.
nobody told me digging was so much fun!  you pick up the dirt, you move it, you pick it up again, you move it again -- lots of repetitions, you exercise the forceps, and the pincers --	Mmm, yes, I see what you mean...
tell me about it.	Nobody told me digging was so much fun!  You pick up the dirt, you move it, you pick it up again, you move it again -- lots of repetitions, you exercise the forceps, and the pincers --
i'm new...i was born yesterday.	Tell me about it.
hey, slow it down, big boy.  you're making the rest of us look bad...how come i haven't seen you around here before?	I'm new...I was born yesterday.
you miss him?  <u>why</u>?	Because...because he's <u>twice</u> the ant that you are.  I could <u>never</u> go through with marrying you.  I'm -- I'm an <u>individual</u>, and when I get married, it'll be to someone <u>I</u> choose.
well you'll never be able to hurt him where he is now.  i miss him already.	You miss him?  <u>Why</u>?
it's a shame he died prematurely...i was hoping to kill him myself.	Well you'll never be able to hurt him where he is now.  I miss him already.
he's...he's dead.  you don't have to look for him anymore.  he was eaten by a praying mantis.	It's a shame he died prematurely...I was hoping to kill him myself.
well...  i declared war!	Oh...and I was afraid we had nothing in common...
so, um...how was your day?  what did you do?	Well...  I declared war!
general -- we have to talk sometime!	Very well.  Carpenter, is there a convenient time to talk vis-a-vis: relationship?
i mean, i've got the whole package, right?  a great life, a beautiful wife, and a few kids.	A <u>few</u>?
z!  what are you doing?	I know it's crazy, but -- I can't just leave.  Don't argue with me.  If I've learned anything, it's that the problems of two people don't add up to a hill of ants in this world.  Or beans.  Something like that.  Anyway, I've <u>got to warn the others</u>.
oh no...	Z!  what are you doing?
bala, that -- that lake we found -- i think the tunnel's right underneath it!  -- formica's going to <u>flood the</u> <u>colony</u>!!!  that's what he meant when said there were too many ants!	Oh no...
why do they have you tied up here?	There's something going on, Z --
you held onto this all that time?	Well, I...I know it's a little strange, but...I thought it might come in handy if I...needed a scarf someday.  Well, to be honest, I just liked having it.
sorry, it's been through a war, not to mention everything else...	You held onto this all that time?
well, "trouble" is my middle name. actually, my  middle name is .985, but i don't tell people.  hey, bala, i...i actually have something of yours...you left it at the bar that night.	Sorry, it's been through a war, not to mention everything else...
just looking for fun, adventure, trouble, i guess.	Well, "trouble" is my middle name. Actually, my  middle name is .985, but I don't tell people.  Hey, Bala, I...I actually have something of yours...you left it at the bar that night.
so...you never did tell me...what made you come out to the worker bar that night?	Just looking for fun, adventure, trouble, I guess.
come on, z.	Forget it.  You go ahead, I give up. I...I don't know what I was thinking. "Insectopia".
yes?	<u>This is all your fault</u>!!!
z...if we don't make it...i just want you to know....	Yes?
you were right...you were right!  z, it's <u>beautiful</u>!	Let's dig in!
we've found it!  <u>insectopia</u>!  look at all this food'	You were right...you were right!  Z, it's <u>beautiful</u>!
come on...tell me there wasn't just a little...something between us that first night at the bar.  the night we danced.	What difference does it make...we're both going to starve to death, or get squished, or set on fire...
face it, z, we're lost!  we must have walked halfway across the world by now!  how did i get into this mess...	Come on...tell me there wasn't just a little...something between us that first night at the bar.  The night we danced.
so what makes you so special?	Well...I <u>am</u> the oldest.
well...no, but --	So what makes you so special?
and only you can become a queen?	Well...no, but --
five thousand three hundred and ninety -- no.  about five thousand four hundred by now.	And only you can become a Queen?
look.  how many other princesses are there?	Five thousand three hundred and ninety -- no.  About five thousand four hundred by now.
general formica won't let me die out here.  i'm his fiancee.	Look.  How many other Princesses are there?
princess, has it ever occurred to you that they're <u>not going to rescue you</u>?	General Formica won't let me die out here.  I'm his fiancee.
hlllllllp!	Stop fooling around in there.
out here i'm just what?	Hlllllllp!
listen, "princess", you can't order me around.  out here, you're not the boss anymore -- out here, you're just --	Out here I'm just what?
cut me down a soft leaf so i can take a nap.	Listen, "Princess", you can't order me around.  Out here, you're not the boss anymore -- out here, you're just --
this lake is huge!  and so close to the colony!  think of the vacation potential!	Cut me down a soft leaf so I can take a nap.
want a list?	Wait, I hear something!
why didn't i listen to my mother ...why'd i have to go looking for trouble? any ant would have given their left legs to be in my position...what's <u>wrong</u> with me?	Want a list?
we're going to die!	Come on -- it's gone!  What are the chances of that happening again?
my skin's dry, my exoskeleton is cracking...i wish i'd never met you, you ruined my life.	<u>I</u> ruined <u>your</u> life?  Look, I was perfectly happy until I met you -- alright, I was miserable, but I was <u>happily miserable</u>.
water...water -- oh, you already said that.	My skin's dry, my exoskeleton is cracking...I wish I'd never met you, you ruined my life.
water...water...	Water...water -- oh, you already said that.
i've got a <u>name</u>.  it's <u>z</u>.	That's not a name!  That's just a letter!
worker!  come back here now!	I've got a <u>name</u>.  It's <u>Z</u>.
yeah, well i have it on a reliable source...  that it exists.  now you follow the yellow egg...  <u>that</u> direction.	Worker!  Come back here now!
<u>insectopia</u>?  you stupid worker, that's just a fairy tale!	Yeah, well I have it on a reliable source...  that it exists.  Now you follow the yellow egg...  <u>That</u> direction.
well, that's an appealing offer, but...considering the options...  you go back.  me, i'm going to insectopia.	<u>Insectopia</u>?  You stupid worker, that's just a fairy tale!
now, worker, you shall take me back to the colony, and have your head cut off and stuck on a sharp pole!	Well, that's an appealing offer, but...considering the options...  You go back.  Me, I'm going to Insectopia.
i <u>didn't</u> choose him.  what kind  of <u>idiot</u> would...  ...<u>choose</u> who she wanted to marry?	Now, worker, you shall take me back to the colony, and have your head cut off and stuck on a sharp pole!
is that the same standard you used to choose general formica?	I <u>didn't</u> choose him.  What kind  of <u>idiot</u> would...  ...<u>choose</u> who she wanted to marry?
i was <u>slumming it</u>!  i danced with you because you were the most pathetic specimen in the place!	Is that the same standard you used to choose General Formica?
oh come on, <u>you're</u> the one who came after me -- the swarthy, earthy, sensual worker!	I was <u>slumming it</u>!  I danced with you because you were the most pathetic specimen in the place!
ha!  don't make me laugh.  you're crazy about me!  that's why you lied and cheated to get near me!	Oh come on, <u>you're</u> the one who came after me -- the swarthy, earthy, sensual worker!
well i guess that makes us even.	Ha!  Don't make me laugh.  You're crazy about me!  That's why you lied and cheated to get near me!
i -- <u>hate</u> -- you.	Well I guess that makes us even.
look around, sweetheart.	I -- <u>hate</u> -- you.
no!  there's no such thing as "just two ants."  you never see just two ants -- you see a million ants!	Look around, sweetheart.
but can there be a society composed of just two ants?	No!  There's no such thing as "just two ants."  You never see just two ants -- you see a million ants!
of course!  it defines society!  to deny the precept is to say that order is an arbitrary distinction applied by the society itself!	But can there be a society composed of just two ants?
theoretically, yes.  but is the monarchical hierarchy applicable without the underlying social structure to support it?	Of course!  It defines society!  To deny the precept is to say that order is an arbitrary distinction applied by the society itself!
how dare you speak to me like that? i'm the princess!	Theoretically, yes.  But is the monarchical hierarchy applicable without the underlying social structure to support it?
who's the bigger idiot -- the idiot who gets kidnapped, or the idiot who lets herself get kidnapped by the idiot?	How dare you speak to me like that? I'm the Princess!
i've been kidnapped by the village idiot.	Who's the bigger idiot -- the idiot who gets kidnapped, or the idiot who lets herself get kidnapped by the idiot?
climb up that tree and get a better view!	I've been kidnapped by the village idiot.
excuse me, i --  pardon me --  and they call them social insects.	Climb up that tree and get a better view!
alright, alright, i'll try to get directions from one of the locals.	Excuse me, I --  Pardon me --  And they call them social insects.
i order you to find out where we are!	Alright, alright, I'll try to get directions from one of the locals.
how should <u>i know</u>?	I order you to find out where we are!
what <u>was</u> that thing?	How should <u>I know</u>?
-- at the <u>worker bar</u>!  you were pretty hot to trot then!	SSHH!!!  SSHH!!!
quiet -- sshhh!!	-- At the <u>worker bar</u>!  You were pretty hot to trot then!
that's not what you said the <u>other</u> <u>night</u> --	Quiet -- sshhh!!
i can't dance with a worker!	That's not what you said the <u>other</u> <u>night</u> --
gee, uh, could you say it a little louder, i think there are some ants in the next colony who didn't hear you.	I CAN'T DANCE WITH A WORKER!
oh my god, it's you!  you're a worker!!!  a filthy, stupid, disgusting worker!	Gee, uh, could you say it a little louder, I think there are some ants in the next colony who didn't hear you.
no...as a matter of fact...	OH MY GOD, IT'S YOU!  YOU'RE A WORKER!!!  A filthy, stupid, disgusting WORKER!
he was a worker.  i danced with him at a <u>worker's bar</u> just the other day. i'm not shocking you, am i?	No...as a matter of fact...
divinely?	No weirdly...You remind me of someone...
you dance...	Divinely?
uh, sorry, general, i...i've always had this animal magnetism, it --	You dance...
no, general.  i'm dancing with the war hero.	Uh, sorry, General, I...I've always had this animal magnetism, it --
yes.	Oh...oh well then, one more won't matter.
ah, yes.  well, charmed, i'm sure.  so, princess, have you ever danced with a hero?	Yes.
i'm princess bala.	Ah, yes.  Well, charmed, I'm sure.  So, Princess, have you ever danced with a hero?
and you are...?	I'm Princess Bala.
well, if single-handedly vanquishing the enemy and slaughtering a whole nestful of termites makes someone a hero, yes i am.	And you are...?
you're the hero of the recent termite campaign, aren't you?	Well, if single-handedly vanquishing the enemy and slaughtering a whole nestful of termites makes someone a hero, yes I am.
wait!  when can i see you again?	Let me think.  Hmmnn...  Never.  Bye!
uh oh.  goodbye!  gotta run!	Wait!  When can I see you again?
oh, that's okay, i'll let him off this time.  are you crazy?  this guy's built like a pebble!  you know they do great prosthetic antennas nowadays --	Aren't you gonna stand up for yourself?
you watch yours, soldier, or my worker friend will beat you up!	Oh, that's okay, I'll let him off this time.  Are you crazy?  This guy's built like a pebble!  You know they do great prosthetic antennas nowadays --
you -- you think i'm right?	Why can't I just do whatever I want to do?  Why can't I just go wild?! Yahoo!
you're right!	You -- you think I'm right?
why should everyone dance the same way?  it's as exciting as watching fungus grow.	You're right!
really?	Why should everyone dance the same way?  It's as exciting as watching fungus grow.
well, actually, uh -- i'm sort of making it up --	Really?
are you sure this is a real dance?	Well, actually, uh -- I'm sort of making it up --
the palace, hunh?  i bet those royals really live it up.  of course they're all a little, you know, from inbreeding --	<u>What</u>?
i work in the palace, i don't get out much.	The palace, hunh?  I bet those royals really live it up.  Of course they're all a little, you know, from inbreeding --
so uh -- how come i haven't seen you around here before?	I work in the palace, I don't get out much.
what a bunch of losers.  mindless zombies capitulating to an oppressive system --	Wanna dance?
of course not --	Then if I go to the worker bar, it isn't improper.  Anyway, don't worry. No one will recognize us in our disguises.
and do princesses do improper things?	Of course not --
of course --	And do Princesses do improper things?
i'm the princess, aren't i?	Of course --
we shouldn't be doing this -- it isn't proper!	I'm the Princess, aren't I?
there isn't anyplace else --  except the worker bar.	The worker bar!  Yes!  That's where I want to go!
the club's so <u>stuffy</u>.  i want to try someplace different.	There isn't anyplace else --  Except the worker bar.
bala!	Mom!
who is that idiot?	Darling, you must encourage the troops -- wave!
yes -- but i did my duty and sorted out all those messy feelings.  the wonderful thing about ant life is that everything is arranged.  even marriage.  you're lucky -- general formica is a paragon of anthood.	Yes...he's wonderful...
you did?	Yes -- but I did my duty and sorted out all those messy feelings.  The wonderful thing about ant life is that everything is arranged.  Even marriage.  You're lucky -- General Formica is a paragon of anthood.
i felt the same way before i got married.  confused.  scared.	You did?
bala has always been a hopeless romantic, general.	It's just that -- well, I'm honored that you selected me, and everything, I just thought the marriage might go a little more smoothly if -- we had a conversation?
barbatus, hang on -- barbatus!!	Don't make my mistake, kid... don't...be a grunt...your whole life...
i wonder...what...was it all...for...	Barbatus, hang on -- Barbatus!!
hang in there, buddy!  you can make it!  just -- take deep breaths, i'll try and find your body -- it's gotta be around here somewhere!	I wonder...what...was it all...for...
no -- i can see it in your eyes.  i'm a goner.  it's alright, z.  in this ant's army, a soldier's life ain't worth a sack of fungus.  i can't feel my legs...	Hang in there, buddy!  You can make it!  Just -- take deep breaths, I'll try and find your body -- it's gotta be around here somewhere!
no, no, you're...lookin' good. you've got good color in your cheeks.	No -- I can see it in your eyes.  I'm a goner.  It's alright, Z.  In this ant's army, a soldier's life ain't worth a sack of fungus.  I can't feel my legs...
be honest, kid -- am i hurt bad?	No, no, you're...lookin' good. You've got good color in your cheeks.
barbatus!	Be honest, kid -- am I hurt bad?
barbatus?	Barbatus!
z!  over here!	Barbatus?
barbatus!  you -- you saved my life!	Don't get all sappy about it!
don't be scared, kid.  barbatus's got yer back.	Maybe they went out for the evening. Let's leave them a message and head home.
so we're going back for more armor, right?  i mean, these guys are from outer space, how are we supposed to beat them?!	Superior numbers, kid!
well, what exactly does our platoon do?  serve beverages?  process paperwork?	Our platoon has the best assignment of all.  We're the first into battle!
no -- we're going to attack the termites!	Attack?  But -- I hate attacking! It's so hostile!
yeah.  well -- no.  she's kind of playing hard to get.  as a matter of fact, she's playing completely unattainable.  so, what's on the schedule?  a brisk walk?  a foraging expedition?	No -- we're going to attack the termites!
you just stick by old barbatus. he'll watch out for you.  whatsamatter, kid?  leave a girl behind?	Yeah.  Well -- no.  She's kind of playing hard to get.  As a matter of fact, she's playing completely unattainable.  So, what's on the schedule?  A brisk walk?  a foraging expedition?
i just joined up.  but i'm quitting! i got a trial membership!	Trial membership?  Kid, when you join this ant's army, you're in for the full hitch.
you new, kid?	I just joined up.  But I'm quitting! I got a trial membership!
what are you doing?!  attack!!  come on, you yellow-bellies!  don't just stand there, carpenter! make an example of yourself!	Uh, actually, we <u>are</u> outnumbered sir...
desperate times call for desperate measures.  get me ant team six.	Ant Team Six...
scattered reports, sir.  rumors. nothing reliable.	Desperate times call for desperate measures.  Get me Ant Team Six.
what do we have on this "insectopia"?	Scattered reports, sir.  Rumors. Nothing reliable.
well, uh, who notices workers, sir?	No one should have to.  Have him brought to me.
notice the big one, holding hands with the female?	Well, uh, who notices workers, sir?
dammit, this tunnel is priority a-1! we can't afford <u>any delays</u> on this project!	I've never seen anything like it, General, they're they're...well, look!
fourteen-fifty hours, sir.	Duty calls!
actually, sir, we're ahead of schedule.  we have thirty-six seconds available right now.	Outstanding.  Princess...?
princess bala, sir.  your fiancee.	Princess!  You look -- outstanding. Is there anything I can do for you?
not that one.  or that one.	No, sir!
that's correct, sir!	Not that one.  Or that one.
we know what makes an ant colony strong, don't we?  we know that no ant can be an individual.  no <u>single</u> ant matters, right?	That's correct, sir!
okay, son.	We know what makes an ant colony strong, don't we?  We know that no ant can be an individual.  No <u>single</u> ant matters, right?
i...i have no idea, sir.	Okay, son.
so tell me.  where's z?	I...I have no idea, sir.
thank you, sir.	So tell me.  Where's Z?
good.  you're a good soldier.	Thank you, sir.
oh, no, sir!	Good.  You're a good soldier.
well now <u>you</u> haven't fallen for this silly idea of individuality, have you?	Oh, no, sir!
yeah...i mean...well...i don't know, really, sir.	Well now <u>you</u> haven't fallen for this silly idea of individuality, have you?
so this z...he fancies himself an individual?	Yeah...I mean...well...I don't know, really, sir.
arrest him!	Can't we all settle this like adults -- we're not larvae anymore --
well it wasn't a masquerade, really, it was more what i'd call a clever ruse --	ARREST HIM!
what's this?  a <u>worker</u> has been masquerading as a war hero?!	Well it wasn't a masquerade, really, it was more what I'd call a clever ruse --
may i cut in?	Oh, of course --
i tell you son, sometimes, at night, i see myself in battle, fighting a horrible, faceless enemy, with the future of our whole species at stake. and always, the dream ends with each of us plunging his sword into the other's heart...	Oh, hey, that's great, I think I see an old war buddy over there, it's been fun chatting.  Good luck with the hallucinations.
well i, i don't think "living it up" is the right term -- how about "working themselves to death"?	I tell you son, sometimes, at night, I see myself in battle, fighting a horrible, faceless enemy, with the future of our whole species at stake. And always, the dream ends with each of us plunging his sword into the other's heart...
negatory.  <u>too many ants</u>.  and while we soldiers go out there, and fight, and bleed, and die for the colony, the namby-pamby workers live it up back home.	Well I, I don't think "living it up" is the right term -- how about "working themselves to death"?
...not enough food?	Negatory.  <u>Too many ants</u>.  And while we soldiers go out there, and fight, and bleed, and die for the colony, the namby-pamby workers live it up back home.
yes, and do you know <u>why</u> there's a food shortage?	...Not enough food?
wow, what a spread -- you know, there's a food shortage in the rest of the colony.	Yes, and do you know <u>why</u> there's a food shortage?
in love?  i'm just a plain old soldier at heart.  i'll tell you what i love -- the field -- blood -- death -- orders...and the company of other warriors.	Wow, what a spread -- you know, there's a food shortage in the rest of the colony.
so...you two are in love?	In love?  I'm just a plain old soldier at heart.  I'll tell you what I love -- the field -- blood -- death -- orders...and the company of other warriors.
affirmative.	So...you two are in love?
engaged?  as in you're getting married?	Affirmative.
well she better -- she's engaged to one.  <u>me</u>!	Engaged?  As in you're getting married?
well, i generally just make belittling comments and snicker behind death's back.  so, tell me, fellow war-monger...do you think princess bala likes men in uniform?	Well she better -- she's engaged to one.  <u>Me</u>!
son, you're an ant after my own heart.  a warrior.  an ant that looks death right in the face and <u>laughs</u>.	Well, I generally just make belittling comments and snicker behind death's back.  So, tell me, fellow war-monger...do you think Princess Bala likes men in uniform?
of course.  the entire royal family will be there to honor you.	ONE TO NOTHING!
royal victory party?  will...will princess bala be there?	Of course.  The entire royal family will be there to honor you.
damn, i'm proud of you, boy.  i wish i had a hundred ants of your caliber. the world would tremble.  now, time for some r and r.  you're invited to the royal victory party!	Royal victory party?  Will...will Princess Bala be there?
no -- you -- you don't understand!	Damn, I'm proud of you, boy.  I wish I had a hundred ants of your caliber. The world would tremble.  Now, time for some R and R.  You're invited to the royal victory party!
geez, and i forgot my toothbrush.	Dammit, I'm proud to be an ant.  And I know each and every one of you boys will do your duty.  Dismissed.
now i've heard a lot of scuttlebutt about a <u>food shortage</u>.  well you boys are gonna be taken care of.  but in the meantime we're gonna eat the enemy for <u>breakfast</u>, we are gonna eat the enemy for <u>lunch</u>, and we are gonna eat the enemy for <u>dinner</u>!	Geez, and I forgot my toothbrush.
lays it on a little thick, doesn't he?  if you ask me, he's one giant bore.	Now I've heard a lot of scuttlebutt about a <u>food shortage</u>.  Well you boys are gonna be taken care of.  But in the meantime we're gonna eat the enemy for <u>breakfast</u>, we are gonna eat the enemy for <u>lunch</u>, and we are gonna eat the enemy for <u>dinner</u>!
very well, general -- i know you -- all work and no play!	Alright, let's move out!
'fraid not, your majesty.  goodbye, your majesty.	Very well, General -- I know you -- all work and no play!
but general -- this tunnel is your baby!  you're sure you can't stay ?	'Fraid not, your majesty.  Goodbye, your majesty.
your majesty, i'm afraid matters of state keep me from attending the ceremony.	But General -- this tunnel is your baby!  You're sure you can't stay ?
all these parties are so marvellously <u>alike</u>.	They should be...  But there's something funny about that soldier.
look, general!  a darling baby soldier!  don't try to be a hero!  just make sure you come back in one piece!  next!	I'll take your suggestion under advisement, Princess.  In the meanwhile --
conversation...yes...well...  wasn't she briefed?	Look, General!  A darling baby soldier!  Don't try to be a hero!  Just make sure you come back in one piece!  Next!
i do not recollect, your majesty. will that be all?	Yes, General Formica.  Carry on, my good man!  I don't know what we would do without you.
no snacking between meals!  off you go!  now -- what were we saying?	I do not recollect, your majesty. Will that be all?
please don't worry, your majesty. leave the worrying to me.  as you know, i'm not an ant of half- measures.  i don't pussyfoot around. this crisis is my number one priority, and i promise you it's being dealt with swiftly, and decisively.	No snacking between meals!  Off you go!  Now -- what were we saying?
yes, what else?	Please don't worry, your majesty. Leave the worrying to me.  As you know, I'm not an ant of half- measures.  I don't pussyfoot around. This crisis is my number one priority, and I promise you it's being dealt with swiftly, and decisively.
we are launching a major offensive to expand our foraging territory...	Yes, what else?
general, the severe food shortage that faces the colony...<u>pains</u> me. the thought of any of my children going hungry...  who's the cutest widdle worker?  you are!  yes, you!  don't forget to brush your teeth!  ship 'er out.  what steps are you taking to remedy the situation?	We are launching a major offensive to expand our foraging territory...
you see?  being an ant is being able to say, "hey -- <u>i'm</u> meaningless, <u>you're</u> meaningless."	But -- but I've always felt life was about finding meaning...and then sharing it with someone special, someone you love.
right!  ants!  millions of creatures, each with his assigned task, all pulling together!	You see?  Being an ant is being able to say, "Hey -- <u>I'm</u> meaningless, <u>you're</u> meaningless."
...ants...	Right!  Ants!  Millions of creatures, each with his assigned task, all pulling together!
what do you see out there?	...Ants...
i'm glad you asked me that question!	What do you see out there?
why are we so successful?	I'm glad you asked me that question!
ask me why we're so successful.	Why are we so successful?
...i should?	YES!!!  You know, people ask me, "Doctor, why are you always happy?" And I tell them it's mind over matter.  I don't <u>mind</u> that I don't <u>matter</u>!  Do you get it?  Do you get it?
terrific!  you <u>should</u> feel insignificant!	...I should?
i feel...isolated.  different.  i've got abandonment issues.  my father flew away when i was just a larva. my mother didn't have much time for me...when you have five million siblings, it's difficult to get attention.  i feel physically inadequate -- i've never been able to lift more than ten times my own weight.  sometimes i think i'm just not cut out to be a worker.  but i don't have any other options.  i was assigned to trade school when i was just a <u>grub</u>.  the whole system just...makes me feel...<u>insignificant</u>.	Terrific!  You <u>should</u> feel insignificant!
yeah, but i hate drowning more!  now <u>dig</u>!	You heard the ant -- DIG!!!
what do i do?	Don't tell anyone you're a worker. Follow that column over there.  And come right back after the inspection!
yeah, i know.	What do I do?
you're a real buddy.	Yeah, I know.
wear this.	You're a real buddy.
maybe i'll get lucky.  you know, z, i wouldn't do this for anyone but you...	Wear this.
you bet!  they'll really go for a sensitive guy like you!	Maybe I'll get lucky.  You know, Z, I wouldn't do this for anyone but you...
will you introduce me to some worker girls?	You bet!  They'll really go for a sensitive guy like you!
well i'm gonna <u>start</u> doing things for you...	Will you introduce me to some worker girls?
i can't think of any.	Well I'm gonna <u>start</u> doing things for you...
you have to help me.  please, weaver. think of all the things i've done for you!	I can't think of any.
what's gonna go wrong?!  i take your place for the royal inspection.  bala comes strolling down the line, she sees me -- <u>bingo</u>!  love is rekindled, and she takes me up to the palace for a little...  tea and crumpets... and you take your place again, and go march around to your heart's content!	You have to help me.  Please, Weaver. Think of all the things I've done for you!
it's a sign that you're crazy!  do you know what the penalty for impersonating a soldier is?	What's gonna go wrong?!  I take your place for the royal inspection.  Bala comes strolling down the line, she sees me -- <u>bingo</u>!  Love is rekindled, and she takes me up to the palace for a little...  tea and crumpets... and you take your place again, and go march around to your heart's content!
are you kidding?  there were sparks between us!  this scarf is a sign!	It's a sign that you're crazy!  Do you know what the penalty for impersonating a soldier is?
get real, z!  she just dropped the scarf by accident!	Are you kidding?  There were sparks between us!  This scarf is a sign!
i'm not in the mood.  even when they're off work, they follow orders.	Well, you just sit here and be a party-pooper.
time to cut a rug, z!	I'm not in the mood.  Even when they're off work, they follow orders.
hey, did you hear what he said?!	Poor guy's had one too many scouting missions.
and all the time i've known you, you've been grumping and groaning. you should quit making waves.  go with the flow.	Weaver, I'm an insect, not a liquid.
of course.  you were born two seconds after me.	And all the time I've known you, you've been grumping and groaning. You should quit making waves.  Go with the flow.
z, we've known each other a long time, right?	Of course.  You were born two seconds after me.
i can't help it.  i have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature.  call me crazy.	Z, we've known each other a long time, right?
who said there was a girl for you? i was talking about a girl for me.  don't you want your aphid beer?	I can't help it.  I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature.  Call me crazy.
weaver, they're career girls. they're obsessed with digging.  no, i'll probably never meet the girl for me.	Who said there was a girl for you? I was talking about a girl for me.  Don't you want your aphid beer?
yeah, but you get to spend all day with those fabulous worker babes.	Weaver, they're career girls. They're obsessed with digging.  No, I'll probably never meet the girl for me.
come on -- everybody dumps on us workers.  you soldiers get all the glory.  plus you get to go out into the world, meet interesting insects, and kill them.	Yeah, but you get to spend all day with those fabulous worker babes.
i don't know what you're talking about, z.	Come on -- everybody dumps on us workers.  You soldiers get all the glory.  Plus you get to go out into the world, meet interesting insects, and kill them.
did you see that?  how he gave <u>you</u> the beers, not me?  i'm telling you, he's got something against workers.	I don't know what you're talking about, Z.
we declared war again?  are you scared?	I'll be back.
so this is your mother's apartment?	That's right.  Maria Ouspenskaya. BLONDE  Hiya, Ouspenskaya.
not there.  under the mat.	Under the mat?
i mean - barging in on your mother -- in the middle of the night?	Don't worry about the old lady. One squawk from her, and she's out of a job.
you sure this is a good idea? dobisch can't think of a better one.	I mean - barging in on your mother -- in the middle of the night?
this the place?	Yeah.  How much?
my mother.	That's sweet.  That's real sweet.
i'm getting lonely.  who are you talking to, anyway?	My mother.
look, mrs. dreyfuss, you don't have to wait around. i'll wash the dishes and --	You wash 'em, you break 'em. I'll come back for them later.  If he makes trouble, give me a yell.
what did i tell you?	Look, Mrs. Dreyfuss, you don't have to wait around. I'll wash the dishes and --
one napkin, coming up.  i wish we had some champagne to wrap it around.	What did I tell you?
you must eat -- and you must get healthy -- and you must forget him. such a fine boy he seemed when he first moved in here -- clean and cut -- a regular ivy leaguer. turns out he is king farouk. mit the drinking -- mit the cha cha -- mit the no napkins. a girl like you, for the rest of your life you want to cry in your noodle soup? who needs it! you listen to me, you find yourself a nice, substantial man -- a widower maybe -- and settle down -- instead of nashing all those sleeping pills -- for what, for whom? -- for some good time charlie?  sssh!	One napkin, coming up.  I wish we had some champagne to wrap it around.
yes, mrs. dreyfuss. he starts out with a worried backward glance toward the two. fran is just sitting there, the spoon in her hand, not touching the soup.	So what are you waiting for -- a singing commercial?
beatnik! go to my kitchen -- third drawer, under the good silver, there is napkins.	Yes, Mrs. Dreyfuss. He starts out with a worried backward glance toward the two. Fran is just sitting there, the spoon in her hand, not touching the soup.
well, i have some paper towels --	Beatnik! Go to my kitchen -- third drawer, under the good silver, there is napkins.
you wouldn't have such a thing as a napkin, would you?	Well, I have some paper towels --
i didn't really do anything -- honest -- i mean, you take a girl out a couple of times a week -- just for laughs -- and right away she thinks you're serious -- marriage-wise.	Big shot! For you, I wouldn't lift a finger -- but for her, I'll fix a little something to eat.
from me the doctor has no secrets. poor girl -- how could you do a thing like that?	I didn't really do anything -- honest -- I mean, you take a girl out a couple of times a week -- just for laughs -- and right away she thinks you're serious -- marriage-wise.
ma'am?	From me the doctor has no secrets. Poor girl -- how could you do a thing like that?
eggs he asks me for. oranges. what you need is a good horse-whipping.	Ma'am?
mrs. dreyfuss, can i borrow some coffee -- and maybe an orange and a couple of eggs?	Eggs he asks me for. Oranges. What you need is a good horse-whipping.
such a racket i heard in your place -- maybe you had burglars.	Oh, you don't have to worry about that -- nothing in there that anybody would want to steal...  Good night, Mrs. Dreyfuss.
i seem to have dropped my key.  oh -- here it is.	Such a racket I heard in your place -- maybe you had burglars.
something the matter?	I seem to have dropped my key.  Oh -- here it is.
oh.  hello there, mrs. dreyfuss.	Something the matter?
shall we say -- a dollar?	It's a bet.
i've been here twice as long as you have --	Shall we say -- a dollar?
care to make a small wager?	I've been here twice as long as you have --
what gives, baxter? you getting promoted or getting fired?	Care to make a small wager?
oh!	What gives, Baxter? You getting promoted or getting fired?
she's been trying to reach you for the last twenty minutes. they want you up stairs.	Oh!
sheldrake?	She's been trying to reach you for the last twenty minutes. They want you up stairs.
all right -- i'll tell him.  hey, baxter -- that was personnel. mr. sheldrake's secretary.	Sheldrake?
did you hear what i said, miss kubelik? i absolutely adore you.	Shut up and deal!
seven --  -- queen.	Did you hear what I said, Miss Kubelik? I absolutely adore you.
i love you, miss kubelik.	Seven --  -- queen.
what about mr. sheldrake?	I'm going to send him a fruit cake every Christmas.
in there.	What about Mr. Sheldrake?
that's funny -- so am i.  what did you do with the cards?	In there.
where are you going? bud who knows? another neighborhood -- another town -- another job -- i'm on my own.	That's funny -- so am I.  What did you do with the cards?
mind if i come in?	Of course not.
i'm fine all over.	Mind if I come in?
are you sure? how's your knee?	I'm fine all over.
i'm fine.	Are you sure? How's your knee?
are you all right?	I'm fine.
good night, mr. baxter.	Good night, Miss Kubelik.
that's very wise.	Good night, Mr. Baxter.
no. you know how people talk. so i decided it would be better if we didn't see each other till everything is settled, divorce-wise.	That's very wise.
aren't you meeting mr. sheldrake?	No. You know how people talk. So I decided it would be better if we didn't see each other till everything is settled, divorce-wise.
oh.	Aren't you meeting Mr. Sheldrake?
no, thank you.  i -- well, to tell you the truth --  -- i have this heavy date for tonight --	Oh.
yes.  you walking to the subway?	No, thank you.  I -- well, to tell you the truth --  -- I have this heavy date for tonight --
for that matter, you were wrong about me, too. what you said about those who take and those who get took? well, mr. sheldrake wasn't using me -- i was using him. see?  last month i was at desk 861 on the nineteenth floor -- now i'm on the twenty-seventh floor, paneled office, three windows -- so it all worked out fine -- we're both getting what we want.	Yes.  You walking to the subway?
i guess so.	For that matter, you were wrong about me, too. What you said about those who take and those who get took? Well, Mr. Sheldrake wasn't using me -- I was using him. See?  Last month I was at desk 861 on the nineteenth floor -- now I'm on the twenty-seventh floor, paneled office, three windows -- so it all worked out fine -- we're both getting what we want.
i told you all along. you see, you were wrong about mr. sheldrake.	I guess so.
i never thought he'd do it.	I told you all along. You see, you were wrong about Mr. Sheldrake.
you mean, leaving his wife? yeah. i'm very happy for you.	I never thought he'd do it.
i know.  i suppose you heard about mr. sheldrake --?	You mean, leaving his wife? Yeah. I'm very happy for you.
nothing's changed. you know, we never finished that gin game --	I know.  I suppose you heard about Mr. Sheldrake --?
how's everything at the apartment?	Nothing's changed. You know, we never finished that gin game --
fine.	How's everything at the apartment?
fine. how's your eye?	Fine.
oh, miss kubelik. how do you feel?	Fine. How's your eye?
oh.	So I want you to keep a clear head.
we're going to finish that gin game.	Oh.
i don't?	We're going to finish that gin game.
you don't have to if you don't want to --	I don't?
what?	You don't have to if you don't want to --
i mean, after that?	What?
the dishes?	I mean, after that?
you know what we're going to do after dinner?	The dishes?
cheers.	You know what we're going to do after dinner?
oh, no. sometimes i have dinner with ed sullivan, sometimes with dinah shore or perry como -- the other night i had dinner with mae west -- of course, she was much younger then.  cheers.	Cheers.
you usually eat alone?	Oh, no. Sometimes I have dinner with Ed Sullivan, sometimes with Dinah Shore or Perry Como -- the other night I had dinner with Mae West -- of course, she was much younger then.  Cheers.
you know, i used to live like robinson crusoe -- shipwrecked among eight million people. then one day i saw a footprint in the sand -- and there you were --  it's a wonderful thing -- dinner for two.	You usually eat alone?
might as well go all the way.	You know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe -- shipwrecked among eight million people. Then one day I saw a footprint in the sand -- and there you were --  It's a wonderful thing -- dinner for two.
i see you bought some napkins.	Might as well go all the way.
it's a must -- gracious-living-wise.	I see you bought some napkins.
shall i light the candles?	It's a must -- gracious-living-wise.
you ought to see my backhand.  and wait till i serve the meatballs.	Shall I light the candles?
say, you're pretty good with that racquet.	You ought to see my backhand.  And wait till I serve the meatballs.
no -- just come as you are.	Say, you're pretty good with that racquet.
are we dressing for dinner?	No -- just come as you are.
so let 'em. look, i'm going to cook dinner for us. we'll have the fruit cake for dessert. you just sit there and rest. you've done enough for one day.	Yes, nurse.
no, thanks. the fellows in the office may get the wrong idea how i found out.	So let 'em. Look, I'm going to cook dinner for us. We'll have the fruit cake for dessert. You just sit there and rest. You've done enough for one day.
of course not. here's the fruit cake.  and you want to see my knee?	No, thanks. The fellows in the office may get the wrong idea how I found out.
are you just making that up to make me feel better?	Of course not. Here's the fruit cake.  And you want to see my knee?
yeah. took me a year before i could bend my knee -- but i got over the girl in three weeks. she still lives in cincinnati, has four kids, gained twenty pounds -- she sends me a fruit cake every christmas.	Are you just making that up to make me feel better?
that's terrible.	Yeah. Took me a year before I could bend my knee -- but I got over the girl in three weeks. She still lives in Cincinnati, has four kids, gained twenty pounds -- she sends me a fruit cake every Christmas.
uh-huh. while i was sitting there, trying to make my mind up, a cop stuck his head in the car, because i was illegally parked -- so i started to hide the gun under the seat and it went off -- pow!	That's terrible.
in the knee?	Uh-huh. While I was sitting there, trying to make my mind up, a cop stuck his head in the car, because I was illegally parked -- so I started to hide the gun under the seat and it went off -- pow!
here.	In the knee?
where?	Here.
anyway, i parked the car and loaded the gun -- well, you read in the papers all the time that people shoot themselves, but believe me, it's not that easy -- i mean, how do you do it? -- here, or here, or here --  -- you know where i finally shot myself?	Where?
no, i don't.	Anyway, I parked the car and loaded the gun -- well, you read in the papers all the time that people shoot themselves, but believe me, it's not that easy -- I mean, how do you do it? -- here, or here, or here --  -- you know where I finally shot myself?
worse than that -- she was the wife of my best friend -- and i was mad for her. but i knew it was hopeless -- so i decided to end it all. i went to a pawnshop and bought a forty-five automatic and drove up to eden park -- do you know cincinnati?	No, I don't.
over a girl?	Worse than that -- she was the wife of my best friend -- and I was mad for her. But I knew it was hopeless -- so I decided to end it all. I went to a pawnshop and bought a forty-five automatic and drove up to Eden Park -- do you know Cincinnati?
well, maybe not exactly -- i tried to do it with a gun.	Over a girl?
you did?	Well, maybe not exactly -- I tried to do it with a gun.
i know how you feel, miss kubelik. you think it's the end of the world -- but it's not, really. i went through exactly the same thing myself.	You did?
i wonder how long it takes to get someone you're stuck on out of your system? if they'd only invent some kind of a pump for that --	I know how you feel, Miss Kubelik. You think it's the end of the world -- but it's not, really. I went through exactly the same thing myself.
you can't leave yet. the doctor says it takes forty-eight hours to get the stuff out of your system.	I wonder how long it takes to get someone you're stuck on out of your system? If they'd only invent some kind of a pump for that --
i really ought to be getting home. my family will be flipping by now.	You can't leave yet. The doctor says it takes forty-eight hours to get the stuff out of your system.
i wouldn't say that --  what would you like to have for diner? there's onion soup and canned asparagus --	I really ought to be getting home. My family will be flipping by now.
some people take, some people get took -- and they know they're getting took -- and there's nothing they can do about it.	I wouldn't say that --  What would you like to have for diner? There's onion soup and canned asparagus --
a what?	Some people take, some people get took -- and they know they're getting took -- and there's nothing they can do about it.
i know so. he's a taker.	A what?
i guess so.	I know so. He's a taker.
you mean to someone like mr. sheldrake.	I guess so.
it's just that i'm the kind of guy who can't say no -- i don't mean to girls -- i mean --	You mean to someone like Mr. Sheldrake.
yes, you are,  when i was straightening up the couch, you know what i found? six hairpins, a lipstick, a pair of false eyelashes, and a swizzle stick from the stork club.	It's just that I'm the kind of guy who can't say no -- I don't mean to girls -- I mean --
as a matter of fact, i'm a pretty good cook -- but i'm a lousy housekeeper.	Yes, you are,  When I was straightening up the couch, you know what I found? Six hairpins, a lipstick, a pair of false eyelashes, and a swizzle stick from the Stork Club.
tennis racquet? oh, i remember -- i was cooking myself an italian dinner.  i used it to strain the spaghetti. fran  why not?	As a matter of fact, I'm a pretty good cook -- but I'm a lousy housekeeper.
it's very curious -- i could only find three and a half pair.	Well, things are a little disorganized around here.
thank you.	It's very curious -- I could only find three and a half pair.
i was washing my stockings, so i decided i might as well do your socks.	Thank you.
what are you doing with that?	I was washing my stockings, so I decided I might as well do your socks.
oh.	What are you doing with that?
in this house, you're supposed to.	Oh.
are you supposed to?	In this house, you're supposed to.
you turned it on -- but you didn't light it.	Are you supposed to?
yes. i was boiling some water to get the coffee stains out of my dress.	You turned it on -- but you didn't light it.
gas.  didn't you turn it on?	Yes. I was boiling some water to get the coffee stains out of my dress.
sure.  what's that funny smell?	Gas.  Didn't you turn it on?
are you all right?	Sure.  What's that funny smell?
i don't want to talk to him.	I think you should. I have to run down to the grocery anyway -- all that's left around here is one frozen pizza --  I'll be right back -- okay?
-- mr. sheldrake.	I don't want to talk to him.
for me?	-- Mr. Sheldrake.
there's a call for you --	For me?
why can't i ever fall in love with somebody nice like you?	Yeah. Well -- that's the way it crumbles, cookie-wise. Go to sleep.
i would.	Why can't I ever fall in love with somebody nice like you?
who'd care?	I would.
please, miss kubelik, you got to promise me you won't do anything foolish.	Who'd care?
so they'll shoot me -- like a horse.	Please, Miss Kubelik, you got to promise me you won't do anything foolish.
it's only one story down -- the best you can do is break a leg.	So they'll shoot me -- like a horse.
i just want some fresh air.	It's only one story down -- the best you can do is break a leg.
now don't go getting any ideas, miss kubelik.	I just want some fresh air.
would you mind opening the window?	Now don't go getting any ideas, Miss Kubelik.
just somebody delivering a bottle of champagne. like some?	Would you mind opening the window?
who was that?	Just somebody delivering a bottle of champagne. Like some?
sure.	Gin.
you sure you want to throw that card?	Sure.
you bet. i got a terrific hand.	You sure you want to throw that card?
do i have to?	You bet. I got a terrific hand.
pick up your cards and let's go.	Do I have to?
i don't like myself very much anyway.	Pick up your cards and let's go.
well, for one thing, you can't spell. and secondly -- if you did something like that -- you'd hate yourself.	I don't like myself very much anyway.
why not?	Well, for one thing, you can't spell. And secondly -- if you did something like that -- you'd hate yourself.
miss kubelik, i don't think that's such a good idea.	Why not?
as one woman to another -- i'm sure she'll understand --	Miss Kubelik, I don't think that's such a good idea.
you are?	As one woman to another -- I'm sure she'll understand --
i'm going to write a letter to mrs. sheldrake.	You are?
what for?	I'm going to write a letter to Mrs. Sheldrake.
can i have that pad and the pencil?	What for?
no doubt about it.	Can I have that pad and the pencil?
you really think so?	No doubt about it.
i'm sure that's the explanation.	You really think so?
maybe he does love me -- only he doesn't have the nerve to tell his wife.	I'm sure that's the explanation.
mr. sheldrake? oh, yes. very.	Maybe he does love me -- only he doesn't have the nerve to tell his wife.
was he really upset when you told him?	Mr. Sheldrake? Oh, yes. Very.
you better win a hand -- you're on a blitz.	Was he really upset when you told him?
oh. i can type up a storm, but i can't spell. so they gave me a pair of white gloves and stuck me in an elevator -- that's how i met jeff --  oh, god, i'm so fouled up. what am i going to do now?	You better win a hand -- you're on a blitz.
too slow?	Oh. I can type up a storm, but I can't spell. So they gave me a pair of white gloves and stuck me in an elevator -- that's how I met Jeff --  Oh, God, I'm so fouled up. What am I going to do now?
so i came to new york and moved in with my sister and her husband -- he drives a cab. they sent me to secretarial school, and i applied for a job with consolidated - but i flunked the typing test --	Too slow?
cut.	So I came to New York and moved in with my sister and her husband -- he drives a cab. They sent me to secretarial school, and I applied for a job with Consolidated - but I flunked the typing test --
three. the last one was manager of a finance company, back home in pittsburgh -- they found a little shortage in his accounts, but he asked me to wait for him -- he'll be out in 1965.	Cut.
i just have this talent for falling in love with the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time. bud  how many guys were there?	Three. The last one was manager of a finance company, back home in Pittsburgh -- they found a little shortage in his accounts, but he asked me to wait for him -- he'll be out in 1965.
i was fifteen -- we used to go there to smoke. his name was george -- he threw me over for a drum majorette.	Gin.
a cemetery?	I was fifteen -- we used to go there to smoke. His name was George -- he threw me over for a drum majorette.
that's me with men. i've been jinxed from the word go -- first time i was ever kissed was in a cemetery.	A cemetery?
a bad insurance risk?	That's me with men. I've been jinxed from the word go -- first time I was ever kissed was in a cemetery.
what do you call it when somebody keeps getting smashed up in automobile accidents?	A bad insurance risk?
pick a card.	What do you call it when somebody keeps getting smashed up in automobile accidents?
i don't want it.	Pick a card.
yeah -- i know what you mean.  queen.	I don't want it.
why do people have to love people, anyway?	Yeah -- I know what you mean.  Queen.
give what up?	Why do people have to love people, anyway?
i think i'm going to give it all up.	Give what up?
i am. let me get the cards.	You don't have to entertain me.
i'm not very good at it.	I am. Let me get the cards.
you want me to move the television set in here?  you play gin rummy?	I'm not very good at it.
that's right. will you see that mr. sheldrake gets it?	Sure.
there's nothing here but a hundred dollar bill.	That's right. Will you see that Mr. Sheldrake gets it?
open it.	There's nothing here but a hundred dollar bill.
yes, i've got it.  don't you think we'd better destroy it? so it won't fall into the wrong hands -- ?	Open it.
oh. did you find something here -- an envelope -- ?	Yes, I've got it.  Don't you think we'd better destroy it? So it won't fall into the wrong hands -- ?
oh, i don't mind. as a matter of fact, i'm sort of flattered -- that anybody should think a girl like you -- would do a thing like this -- over a guy like me.	Oh. Did you find something here -- an envelope -- ?
she doesn't seem to like you very much.	Oh, I don't mind. As a matter of fact, I'm sort of flattered -- that anybody should think a girl like you -- would do a thing like this -- over a guy like me.
oh, you're wrong. he told me --	He's a liar. But that's not the worst part of it -- the worst part is -- I still love him.
he doesn't give a damn about me.	Oh, you're wrong. He told me --
i didn't mean it that way -- i was just talking to him on the phone -- he's very concerned about you.	He doesn't give a damn about me.
thanks for reminding me.	I didn't mean it that way -- I was just talking to him on the phone -- he's very concerned about you.
that's why we have to be careful -- we don't want to involve anybody -- after all, mr. sheldrake is a married man --	Thanks for reminding me.
but they'll be worried about me -- my brother-in-law may be calling the police --	That's why we have to be careful -- we don't want to involve anybody -- after all, Mr. Sheldrake is a married man --
miss kubelik, i don't think you ought to call anybody -- not till that chewing gum is out of your head.	But they'll be worried about me -- my brother-in-law may be calling the police --
they had to pump it out.	Miss Kubelik, I don't think you ought to call anybody -- not till that chewing gum is out of your head.
your stomach?	They had to pump it out.
no -- it's my stomach.	Your stomach?
something wrong with your legs?	No -- it's my stomach.
as soon as i can walk.	Something wrong with your legs?
when are you coming home?	As soon as I can walk.
miss.	When are you coming home?
what's her first name?	Miss.
baxter.	What's her first name?
what's your friend's name?	Baxter.
i mean -- her apartment.	What's your friend's name?
his apartment?	I mean -- her apartment.
in his apartment.	His apartment?
and where are you now?	In his apartment.
someone from the office.	And where are you now?
who?	Someone from the office.
i'll tell her i spent the night with a friend.	Who?
you better figure it out -- exactly. suppose she asks you why you didn't come home last night?	I'll tell her I spent the night with a friend.
well, i haven't figured it out, exactly.	You better figure it out -- exactly. Suppose she asks you why you didn't come home last night?
wait a minute -- let's talk this over first.  just what are you going to tell her?	Well, I haven't figured it out, exactly.
my sister -- she'll want to know what happened to me.	Wait a minute -- let's talk this over first.  Just what are you going to tell her?
who are you calling, miss kubelik?	My sister -- she'll want to know what happened to me.
no -- i don't want anything.	I'll fix you some coffee.
here. how about some breakfast?	No -- I don't want anything.
i just want to go brush my teeth --	Oh -- of course. I think there's a new toothbrush somewhere.
miss kubelik, i'm stronger than you are --	I just want to go brush my teeth --
sure i do. it's always nice to have company for christmas.	Miss Kubelik, I'm stronger than you are --
you don't want me here --	Sure I do. It's always nice to have company for Christmas.
you're in no condition to go anywhere -- except back to bed.	You don't want me here --
where's my dress? i have to go home.	You're in no condition to go anywhere -- except back to bed.
two o'clock.	Where's my dress? I have to go home.
my head -- it feels like a big wad of chewing gum. what time is it?	Two o'clock.
what kind of talk is that?  so you got a little over- emotional -- but you're fine now.	My head -- it feels like a big wad of chewing gum. What time is it?
i'm so ashamed. why didn't you just let me die?	What kind of talk is that?  So you got a little over- emotional -- but you're fine now.
let me help you.	I'm so ashamed. Why didn't you just let me die?
i didn't know -- i had no idea this was your apartment --	Let me help you.
miss kubelik --  -- you shouldn't be out of bed.	I didn't know -- I had no idea this was your apartment --
i'm sorry, mr. baxter.	Miss Kubelik --  -- you shouldn't be out of bed.
it's not important, fran -- the main thing is that i got here in time -- and you're going to be all right --  -- isn't she, doc?	I'm so tired -- DR. DREYFUSS Here -- drink this.
i don't understand --	It's not important, Fran -- the main thing is that I got here in time -- and you're going to be all right --  -- isn't she, Doc?
that's right.  i told you we had a fight -- that's what it was about -- miss olsen -- you know that other girl you saw --	I don't understand --
oh, yes -- office party -- miss olsen --	That's right.  I told you we had a fight -- that's what it was about -- Miss Olsen -- you know that other girl you saw --
don't you remember? we were at the office party together --	Oh, yes -- office party -- Miss Olsen --
oh.  yes?  just a minute.  if you don't mind -- this is sort of personal	All right. Have a nice Christmas.
your phone.	Oh.  Yes?  Just a minute.  If you don't mind -- this is sort of personal
i know. i like it this way -- makes me look the way i feel.	Your phone.
the mirror -- it's broken.	I know. I like it this way -- makes me look the way I feel.
what is it?	The mirror -- it's broken.
after all, this is a conservative firm -- i don't want people to think i'm an entertainer --	What is it?
here.	After all, this is a conservative firm -- I don't want people to think I'm an entertainer --
you don't think it's tilted a little too much --	Here.
i think so.	You don't think it's tilted a little too much --
no problem. why don't we discuss it sometime over the holidays -- i could call you and pick you up and we'll have the big unveiling --  -- you sure this is the right way to wear it?	I think so.
i'm afraid there are too many other girls around here with seniority over me.	No problem. Why don't we discuss it sometime over the holidays -- I could call you and pick you up and we'll have the big unveiling --  -- you sure this is the right way to wear it?
i thought maybe i could put in a word for you with mr. sheldrake -- get you a little promotion -- how would you like to be an elevator starter?	I'm afraid there are too many other girls around here with seniority over me.
why?	He and I are like this.  Sent me a Christmas card. See?
oh, you don't have to worry about that. i have quite a bit of influence in personnel. you know mr. sheldrake?	Why?
i'd better get back to my elevator. i don't want to be fired.	Oh, you don't have to worry about that. I have quite a bit of influence in Personnel. You know Mr. Sheldrake?
i understand. christmas -- family and all that --	I'd better get back to my elevator. I don't want to be fired.
this is a bad day for me.	I understand. Christmas -- family and all that --
well, as long as you wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with me -- how about the three of us going out this evening -- you and me and the bowler -- stroll down fifth avenue -- sort of break it in --	This is a bad day for me.
much better.	Well, as long as you wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with me -- how about the three of us going out this evening -- you and me and the bowler -- stroll down Fifth Avenue -- sort of break it in --
maybe if i wore it a little more to the side --  is that better?	Much better.
of course not.	Maybe if I wore it a little more to the side --  is that better?
really? you mean you wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with somebody in a hat like this?	Of course not.
no -- i like it.	Really? You mean you wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with somebody in a hat like this?
guess i made a boo-boo, huh?	No -- I like it.
nothing.  there are just too many people here.	Why don't we step into any office? There's something I want your advice about, anyway.  I have my own office now, naturally. And you may be interested to know I'm the second youngest executive in the company -- the only one younger is a grandson of the chairman of the board.
you all right? what's the matter?	Nothing.  There are just too many people here.
three.	I thought so.
how many of those drinks did you have?	Three.
don't you believe it. later on there will be human sacrifices -- white collar workers tossed into the computing machines, and punched full of those little square holes.	How many of those drinks did you have?
why not?  they seem friendly enough.	Don't you believe it. Later on there will be human sacrifices -- white collar workers tossed into the computing machines, and punched full of those little square holes.
by the power vested in me, i herewith declare this elevator out of order.  shall we join the natives?	Why not?  They seem friendly enough.
you're so right.	By the power vested in me, I herewith declare this elevator out of order.  Shall we join the natives?
i shouldn't drink when i'm driving.	You're so right.
one more?	I shouldn't drink when I'm driving.
cheers.	One more?
miss kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character -- and as far as i'm concerned, you're tops. i mean, decency-wise -- and otherwise-wise.  cheers.	Cheers.
don't be too sure. just because i wear a uniform -- that doesn't make me a girl scout.	Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character -- and as far as I'm concerned, you're tops. I mean, decency-wise -- and otherwise-wise.  Cheers.
you couldn't help yourself. i mean, when you're having a drink with one man, you can't just suddenly walk out on him because you have another date with another man. you did the only decent thing.	Don't be too sure. Just because I wear a uniform -- that doesn't make me a Girl Scout.
you shouldn't.	You couldn't help yourself. I mean, when you're having a drink with one man, you can't just suddenly walk out on him because you have another date with another man. You did the only decent thing.
i forgive you.	You shouldn't.
i don't blame you. it was unforgivable.	I forgive you.
well, as a matter of fact, i was rather hurt when you stood me up that night --	I don't blame you. It was unforgivable.
in the last six weeks you've only been in my elevator once -- and then you didn't take your hat off.	Well, as a matter of fact, I was rather hurt when you stood me up that night --
what gave you that idea?	In the last six weeks you've only been in my elevator once -- and then you didn't take your hat off.
thank you.  i thought you were avoiding me.	What gave you that idea?
marry christmas.	Thank you.  I thought you were avoiding me.
well, don't tell the fellows in the office about the appendix. they may get the wrong idea how you found out.  'bye.	Eight-thirty!
i know your height, your weight and your social security number -- you had mumps, you had measles, and you had your appendix out.	Well, don't tell the fellows in the office about the appendix. They may get the wrong idea how you found out.  'Bye.
oh.	I know your height, your weight and your Social Security number -- you had mumps, you had measles, and you had your appendix out.
a couple of months ago i looked up your card in the group insurance file.	Oh.
how come?	A couple of months ago I looked up your card in the group insurance file.
oh, i even know who you live with -- your sister and brother-in- law -- i know when you were born -- and where -- i know all sorts of things about you.	How come?
sounds good.  how do you know where i live?	Oh, I even know who you live with -- your sister and brother-in- law -- I know when you were born -- and where -- I know all sorts of things about you.
they got a great little band at el chico, in the village -- it's practically around the corner from where you live.	Sounds good.  How do you know where I live?
so i see.	They got a great little band at El Chico, in the Village -- it's practically around the corner from where you live.
what cold? and after the show, we could go out on the town --  i've been taking from arthur murray.	So I see.
how is your cold?	What cold? And after the show, we could go out on the town --  I've been taking from Arthur Murray.
you know, i felt so lousy this morning -- a hundred and one fever -- then my promotion came up -- now you and i -- eleventh row center -- and you said i should have stayed in bed.	How is your cold?
meet you in the lobby. okay?	You know, I felt so lousy this morning -- a hundred and one fever -- then my promotion came up -- now you and I -- eleventh row center -- and you said I should have stayed in bed.
all right? that's wonderful! it's the majestic -- 44th street.	Meet you in the lobby. Okay?
well -- i could meet you at the theatre -- if that's all right.	All right? That's wonderful! It's the Majestic -- 44th Street.
eight-thirty.	Well -- I could meet you at the theatre -- if that's all right.
what time does the show go on?	Eight-thirty.
well, it was just an idea -- i hate to see a ticket go to waste --	What time does the show go on?
oh, i understand.	Well, it was just an idea -- I hate to see a ticket go to waste --
i'm afraid not. i promised to have a drink with him -- he's been calling me all week --	Oh, I understand.
well, in that case, couldn't you -- ?	I'm afraid not. I promised to have a drink with him -- he's been calling me all week --
it used to be serious -- at least i was -- but he wasn't -- so the whole thing is more or less kaputt.	Well, in that case, couldn't you -- ?
this date -- is it just a date -- or is it something serious?	It used to be serious -- at least I was -- but he wasn't -- so the whole thing is more or less kaputt.
just tell 'em -- now and then.	This date -- is it just a date -- or is it something serious?
i wasn't trying to be personal -- it's just that the fellows in the office were -- whether you wondering about you ever --	Just tell 'em -- now and then.
no. like a man.	I wasn't trying to be personal -- it's just that the fellows in the office were -- whether you wondering about you ever --
oh.  you mean -- like a girl-friend?	No. Like a man.
i'm sorry, but i can't tonight. i'm meeting somebody.	Oh.  You mean -- like a girl-friend?
yeah.	I'm sorry, but I can't tonight. I'm meeting somebody.
you mean tonight?	Yeah.
i thought maybe we could have a bite to eat first -- and then --	You mean tonight?
sure.	I thought maybe we could have a bite to eat first -- and then --
would you like to?	Sure.
no.	Would you like to?
great. look -- have you seen the music man?	No.
how'd you make out on the twenty- seventh floor?	Great. Look -- have you seen The Music Man?
i almost didn't recognize you -- this is the first time i've ever seen you in civilian clothes.	How'd you make out on the twenty- seventh floor?
oh -- miss kubelik.  i've been waiting for you. fran you have?	I almost didn't recognize you -- this is the first time I've ever seen you in civilian clothes.
good night.	Oh -- Miss Kubelik.  I've been waiting for you. FRAN You have?
good night.	Good night.
i hope so.  wouldn't you know they'd call me on a day like this -- with my cold and everything --  how do i look?	Fine.  Wait.
i hope everything goes all right.	I hope so.  Wouldn't you know they'd call me on a day like this -- with my cold and everything --  How do I look?
the characters you meet. something happens to men in elevators. must be the change of altitude -- the blood rushes to their head, or something -- boy, i could tell you stories --	I'd love to hear them. Maybe we could have lunch in the cafeteria sometime -- or some evening, after work --
really?	The characters you meet. Something happens to men in elevators. Must be the change of altitude -- the blood rushes to their head, or something -- boy, I could tell you stories --
couldn't happen to a nicer guy.  you know, you're the only one around here who ever takes his hat off in the elevator.	Really?
why not? now that they're kicking me upstairs --	Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.  You know, you're the only one around here who ever takes his hat off in the elevator.
you're beginning to sound like mr. kirkeby already.	Why not? Now that they're kicking me upstairs --
you may not realize it, miss kubelik, but i'm in the top ten -- efficiency-wise and this may be the day -- promotion-wise.	You're beginning to sound like Mr. Kirkeby already.
twenty-seven.	You may not realize it, Miss Kubelik, but I'm in the top ten -- efficiency-wise and this may be the day -- promotion-wise.
you should have stayed in bed this morning.	I should have stayed in bed last night.
that's me.	You should have stayed in bed this morning.
well, to make the figures come out even -- since i have no colds a year -- some poor slob must have five colds a year.	That's me.
why?	Well, to make the figures come out even -- since I have no colds a year -- some poor slob must have five colds a year.
that makes me feel just terrible.	Why?
really?  i was looking at some figures from the sickness and accident claims division -- do you know that the average new yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year?	That makes me feel just terrible.
oh, i never catch colds.	Really?  I was looking at some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division -- do you know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year?
yeah.  i better not get too close.	Oh, I never catch colds.
say, you got a lulu.	Yeah.  I better not get too close.
i sort of like it.	Say, you got a lulu.
it was making me nervous, so i chopped it off.  big mistake, huh?	I sort of like it.
what did you do to your hair?	It was making me nervous, so I chopped it off.  Big mistake, huh?
morning, mr. baxter.	Morning, Miss Kubelik.
i thought i smelled gas coming from your apartment.	Gas?
what for?	I thought I smelled gas coming from your apartment.
oh, mr. baxter -- i'm glad you're here -- i was just going to get the passkey.	What for?
don't worry about dr. dreyfuss -- i happen to know he was out on a case.	I'm warning you, Mr. Baxter -- this is a respectable house, not a honky-tonky.  Come on, Oscar.
what you get from renting to bachelors. all night i didn't sleep ten minutes -- and i'm sure you woke up dr. dreyfuss.	Don't worry about Dr. Dreyfuss -- I happen to know he was out on a case.
i'm sorry, mrs. lieberman -- and i'll never invite those people again.	What you get from renting to bachelors. All night I didn't sleep ten minutes -- and I'm sure you woke up Dr. Dreyfuss.
all that marching -- tramp, tramp, tramp -- you were having army maneuvers maybe?	I'm sorry, Mrs. Lieberman -- and I'll never invite those people again.
last night?	All that marching -- tramp, tramp, tramp -- you were having army maneuvers maybe?
so who did you think it was -- kris kringle? what was going on here last night?	Last night?
oh -- mrs. lieberman.	So who did you think it was -- Kris Kringle? What was going on here last night?
no, no.  just waiting for a friend. good night, mrs. lieberman.	Good night, Mr. Baxter.
some weather we're having.  must be from all the meshugass at cape canaveral.  you locked out of your apartment?	No, no.  Just waiting for a friend. Good night, Mrs. Lieberman.
good evening, mrs. lieberman.	Some weather we're having.  Must be from all the meshugass at Cape Canaveral.  You locked out of your apartment?
good evening, mr. baxter.	Good evening, Mrs. Lieberman.
now hold on, baxter --	Save it. The old payola won't work any more. Goodbye, Mr. Sheldrake.
just following doctor's orders. i've decided to become a mensch. you know what that means? a human being.	Now hold on, Baxter --
what's gotten into you, baxter?	Just following doctor's orders. I've decided to become a mensch. You know what that means? A human being.
that's right, mr. sheldrake. i won't be needing it -- because i'm all washed up around here.	What's gotten into you, Baxter?
but this is the key to the executive washroom.	That's right, Mr. Sheldrake. I won't be needing it -- because I'm all washed up around here.
no i didn't.	But this is the key to the executive washroom.
say, baxter -- you gave me the wrong key.	No I didn't.
thank you, sir.	Say, Baxter -- you gave me the wrong key.
now you're being bright?	Thank you, sir.
so what's it going to be?	Now you're being bright?
i dig.	So what's it going to be?
baxter, i picked you for my team because i thought you were a bright young man. you realize what you're doing? not to me -- but to yourself. normally it takes years to work your way up to the twenty-seventh floor -- but it takes only thirty seconds to be out on the street again. you dig?	I dig.
no key!	Baxter, I picked you for my team because I thought you were a bright young man. You realize what you're doing? Not to me -- but to yourself. Normally it takes years to work your way up to the twenty-seventh floor -- but it takes only thirty seconds to be out on the street again. You dig?
how's that again?	No key!
especially not miss kubelik.	How's that again?
i'm not just bringing anybody -- i'm bringing miss kubelik.	Especially not Miss Kubelik.
you're not going to bring anybody up to my apartment.	I'm not just bringing anybody -- I'm bringing Miss Kubelik.
what do you mean, sorry?	You're not going to bring anybody up to my apartment.
sorry, mr. sheldrake.	What do you mean, sorry?
now i'll have to borrow your key.	Sorry, Mr. Sheldrake.
very clever.	Now I'll have to borrow your key.
you know that other key to your apartment -- well, when we had that little scare about miss kubelik, i thought i'd better get rid of it quick -- so i threw it out the window of the commuter train.	Very clever.
don't mind what?	You know that other key to your apartment -- well, when we had that little scare about Miss Kubelik, I thought I'd better get rid of it quick -- so I threw it out the window of the commuter train.
the only thing is i'm staying at the athletic club -- and it's strictly stag so if you don't mind --	Don't mind what?
i see.	The only thing is I'm staying at the Athletic Club -- and it's strictly stag so if you don't mind --
me, too. i'm taking miss kubelik out -- i finally talked her into it --	I see.
naturally.	Me, too. I'm taking Miss Kubelik out -- I finally talked her into it --
i suppose you'll be on the town tonight -- celebrating?	Naturally.
yes, sir.	I suppose you'll be on the town tonight -- celebrating?
you're working too hard, baxter. it's new year's eve -- relax.	Yes, sir.
here's the breakdown of figures on personnel turnover. thirty-seven percent of our female employees leave to get married, twenty-two percent quit because --	You're working too hard, Baxter. It's New Year's Eve -- relax.
i got kicked in the head, too.	Oh?
that's just one of the privileges that goes with this job. you also get a nice little expense account, the use of the executive washroom --  say, what happened to you, baxter?	I got kicked in the head, too.
yes, sir.	That's just one of the privileges that goes with this job. You also get a nice little expense account, the use of the executive washroom --  Say, what happened to you, Baxter?
oh, sure, sure. but first the property settlement has to be worked out -- then it takes six weeks in reno -- meanwhile, i'm going to enjoy being a bachelor for a while.  oh, by the way, you can now have lunch in the executive dining room --	Yes, sir.
well, it's just that so many things have been happening so fast -- i'm very pleased -- especially for miss kubelik. now that i've gotten to know her better, i think she's the kind of girl that definitely ought to be married to somebody --	Oh, sure, sure. But first the property settlement has to be worked out -- then it takes six weeks in Reno -- meanwhile, I'm going to enjoy being a bachelor for a while.  Oh, by the way, you can now have lunch in the executive dining room --
my assistant, roy thompson, has been shifted to the denver office, and you're taking his place.  what's the matter, baxter? you don't seem very excited.	Well, it's just that so many things have been happening so fast -- I'm very pleased -- especially for Miss Kubelik. Now that I've gotten to know her better, I think she's the kind of girl that definitely ought to be married to somebody --
mine?	My assistant, Roy Thompson, has been shifted to the Denver office, and you're taking his place.  What's the matter, Baxter? You don't seem very excited.
you like?  it's all yours.	Mine?
it's about miss kubelik -- she's all right again -- so she went back home.	Swell. And don't think I've forgotten what you did for me.  This way, Baxter.
now what was your news, baxter?	It's about Miss Kubelik -- she's all right again -- so she went back home.
yeah --	Now what was your news, Baxter?
well, if you must know -- i fired my secretary, my secretary got to my wife, and my wife fired me. ain't that a kick in the head?	Yeah --
you left your wife?	Well, if you must know -- I fired my secretary, my secretary got to my wife, and my wife fired me. Ain't that a kick in the head?
that's right.  i've moved out of my house -- i'm going to be staying in town, at the athletic club.	You left your wife?
you're going to take her off my hands?	That's right.  I've moved out of my house -- I'm going to be staying in town, at the Athletic Club.
i know how worried you were about miss kubelik -- well, stop worrying -- i'm going to take her off your hands.	You're going to take her off my hands?
sir?	I know how worried you were about Miss Kubelik -- well, stop worrying -- I'm going to take her off your hands.
and i've got good news for you, baxter. all your troubles are over.	Sir?
mr. sheldrake, i've got good news for you --	And I've got good news for you, Baxter. All your troubles are over.
for me? i don't think so. but i was hoping maybe you could do something for her --	Like what? Put yourself in my place, Baxter -- how can I help her -- my hands are tied --
oh.  well, if there's anything i can do for you --	For me? I don't think so. But I was hoping maybe you could do something for her --
no, thank you, mr. sheldrake. as a matter of fact, i've got some money for you -- a hundred dollars --	Oh.  Well, if there's anything I can do for you --
good. is there anything you need -- money -- ?	No, thank you, Mr. Sheldrake. As a matter of fact, I've got some money for you -- a hundred dollars --
yes, she's in the shower -- she's coming along fine, considering.	Good. Is there anything you need -- money -- ?
that's impossible.  you'll have to handle this situation yourself -- as a matter of fact, i'm counting on you --	Yes, sir -- I understand.  She left a note -- you want me to open it and read it to you?  Well, it was just a suggestion -- no, you don't have to worry about that, Mr. Sheldrake -- I kept your name out of it so there'll be no trouble, police-wise or newspaper- wise --
i thought maybe you'd like to be here when she wakes up.	That's impossible.  You'll have to handle this situation yourself -- as a matter of fact, I'm counting on you --
i didn't want to tell you over the phone but that certain party -- you know who i mean -- i found her here last night -- she had taken an overdose of sleeping pills.	What?
you're not making sense, baxter. what's this all about?	I didn't want to tell you over the phone but that certain party -- you know who I mean -- I found her here last night -- she had taken an overdose of sleeping pills.
i hate to disturb you, but something came up -- it's rather important -- and i think it would be a good idea if you could see me -- at the apartment -- as soon as possible.	You're not making sense, Baxter. What's this all about?
hello? -- yes -- what's on your mind, baxter?	I hate to disturb you, but something came up -- it's rather important -- and I think it would be a good idea if you could see me -- at the apartment -- as soon as possible.
put me down for thursday again.	Roger. And I'll get that other key.
yes, sir. that's the life, all right.	Put me down for Thursday again.
yeah.  you know, baxter, i envy you. bachelor -- all the dames you want -- no headaches, no complications --	Yes, sir. That's the life, all right.
no, sir. that's very unfair -- especially to your wife.	Yeah.  You know, Baxter, I envy you. Bachelor -- all the dames you want -- no headaches, no complications --
you see a girl a couple of times a week -- just for laughs -- and right away she thinks you're going to divorce your wife. i ask you -- is that fair?	No, sir. That's very unfair -- especially to your wife.
i know how it is.	You see a girl a couple of times a week -- just for laughs -- and right away she thinks you're going to divorce your wife. I ask you -- is that fair?
you know how it is -- sooner or later they all give you a bad time.	I know how it is.
sir?	You know how it is -- sooner or later they all give you a bad time.
so it was.  she threw it at me.	Sir?
the mirror is broken.  it was broken when i found it.	So it was.  She threw it at me.
oh, yes. thanks.	The mirror is broken.  It was broken when I found it.
i mean -- the young lady -- whoever she may be -- it was on the couch when i got home last night.	Oh, yes. Thanks.
to me?	I mean -- the young lady -- whoever she may be -- it was on the couch when I got home last night.
no, you don't understand. she's a busybody -- always poking her nose into things -- and with that key passing back and forth -- why take chances?	Yes, sir. You can't be too careful.
oh, yes. very attractive. is she -- the lucky one?	No, you don't understand. She's a busybody -- always poking her nose into things -- and with that key passing back and forth -- why take chances?
you know my secretary -- miss olsen --	Oh, yes. Very attractive. Is she -- the lucky one?
well -- i guess so.	You know my secretary -- Miss Olsen --
fine. and i want you to know i'll work very hard to justify your confidence in me -- sheldrake sure you will.  say, baxter, about the apartment - now that you got a raise, don't you think we can afford a second key?	Well -- I guess so.
i like the way you handled that. well, how does it feel to be an executive?	Fine. And I want you to know I'll work very hard to justify your confidence in me -- SHELDRAKE Sure you will.  Say, Baxter, about the apartment - now that you got a raise, don't you think we can afford a second key?
oh, yes, sir. very much. and i want to thank you --	Don't thank me -- thank your friends here -- they're the ones who recommended you.
morning, gentlemen.  everything satisfactory? you like your office?	Oh, yes, sir. Very much. And I want to thank you --
here you are, baxter. have a nice time.	You too, sir.
oh, no sir. certainly not. anyway, it's none of my business -- four apples, five apples -- what's the difference -- percentage-wise?	Here you are, Baxter. Have a nice time.
not that i have anything to hide.	Oh, no sir. Certainly not. Anyway, it's none of my business -- four apples, five apples -- what's the difference -- percentage-wise?
oh, you don't have to worry --	Not that I have anything to hide.
you know how people talk.	Oh, you don't have to worry --
yes, of course.	You know how people talk.
now remember, baxter -- this is going to be our little secret.	Yes, of course.
relax, baxter.	Thank you, sir.
oh -- terribly sorry. it's that cold --	Relax, Baxter.
i am?	Now put down the key --  -- and put down the address.
that's good thinking, baxter. next month there's going to be a shift in personnel around here -- and as far as i'm concerned, you're executive material.	I am?
this?	That's good thinking, Baxter. Next month there's going to be a shift in personnel around here -- and as far as I'm concerned, you're executive material.
oh?  oh!	This?
it also says here -- that you are alert, astute, and quite imaginative --	Oh?  Oh!
swap them? for what?	It also says here -- that you are alert, astute, and quite imaginative --
i'm not just giving those tickets, baxter -- i want to swap them.	Swap them? For what?
so do i -- i'm going to take four aspirins and get into bed -- so you better give the tickets to somebody else --	I'm not just giving those tickets, Baxter -- I want to swap them.
baxter, you're not reading me. i told you i have plans.	So do I -- I'm going to take four aspirins and get into bed -- so you better give the tickets to somebody else --
well, that's very kind of you -- only i'm not feeling well -- you see, i have this cold -- and i thought i'd go straight home.	Baxter, you're not reading me. I told you I have plans.
i made other plans. you can have both tickets.	Well, that's very kind of you -- only I'm not feeling well -- you see, I have this cold -- and I thought I'd go straight home.
you mean -- you and me? i thought you were taking the branch manager from kansas city --	I made other plans. You can have both tickets.
how would you like to go tonight?	You mean -- you and me? I thought you were taking the branch manager from Kansas City --
not yet. but i hear it's one swell show.	How would you like to go tonight?
the reason i called is -- i won't be home for dinner tonight. the branch manager from kansas city is in town -- i'm taking him to the theatre music man, what else? no, don't wait up for me -- 'bye, darling.  tell me something,  baxter  -- have you seen music man?	Not yet. But I hear it's one swell show.
yes, sir.	The reason I called is -- I won't be home for dinner tonight. The branch manager from Kansas City is in town -- I'm taking him to the theatre Music Man, what else? No, don't wait up for me -- 'bye, darling.  Tell me something,  Baxter  -- have you seen Music Man?
i'm not through with you yet.	Yes, sir.
well, i don't want to intrude -- and i thought -- since it's all straightened out anyway --	I'm not through with you yet.
where are you going, baxter?	Well, I don't want to intrude -- and I thought -- since it's all straightened out anyway --
how do you work it with the key?	Well, usually I slip it to them in the office and they leave it under the mat -- but never again -- I can promise you that --
west 67th street. you have no idea what i've been going through -- with the neighbors and the landlady and the liquor and the key --	How do you work it with the key?
where is your apartment?	West 67th Street. You have no idea what I've been going through -- with the neighbors and the landlady and the liquor and the key --
oh, it won't. believe me. and it's not going to happen again. from now on, nobody is going to use my apartment --	Where is your apartment?
that's not the point. four rotten apples in a barrel -- no matter how large the barrel -- you realize that if this ever leaked out --	Oh, it won't. Believe me. And it's not going to happen again. From now on, nobody is going to use my apartment --
just those four -- out of a total of 31,259 -- so actually, we can be very proud of our personnel -- percentage-wise.	That's not the point. Four rotten apples in a barrel -- no matter how large the barrel -- you realize that if this ever leaked out --
baxter, an insurance company is founded on public trust. any employee who conducts himself in a manner unbecoming --  how many charter members are there in this little club of yours?	Just those four -- out of a total of 31,259 -- so actually, we can be very proud of our personnel -- percentage-wise.
well, about six months ago -- i was going to night school, taking this course in advanced accounting -- and one of the guys in our department -- he lives in jersey -- he was going to a banquet at the biltmore -- his wife was meeting him in town, and he needed someplace to change into a tuxedo -- so i gave him the key    and word must have gotten around -- because the next thing i knew, all sorts of guys were suddenly going to banquets -- and when you give the key to one guy, you can't say no to another and the whole thing got out of hand -- pardon me.	Baxter, an insurance company is founded on public trust. Any employee who conducts himself in a manner unbecoming --  How many charter members are there in this little club of yours?
you better.	Well, about six months ago -- I was going to night school, taking this course in Advanced Accounting -- and one of the guys in our department -- he lives in Jersey -- he was going to a banquet at the Biltmore -- his wife was meeting him in town, and he needed someplace to change into a tuxedo -- so I gave him the key    and word must have gotten around -- because the next thing I knew, all sorts of guys were suddenly going to banquets -- and when you give the key to one guy, you can't say no to another and the whole thing got out of hand -- pardon me.
no, sir. i'm not going to deny it. but if you'd just let me explain --	You better.
are you going to deny it?	No, sir. I'm not going to deny it. But if you'd just let me explain --
oh.	Are you going to deny it?
loyal, cooperative, resourceful c. c. baxter.	Oh.
who?	Loyal, cooperative, resourceful C. C. Baxter.
there's a certain key floating around the office -- from kirkeby to vanderhof to eichelberger to dobisch -- it's the key to a certain apartment -- and you know who that apartment belongs to?	Who?
sir?	There's a certain key floating around the office -- from Kirkeby to Vanderhof to Eichelberger to Dobisch -- it's the key to a certain apartment -- and you know who that apartment belongs to?
what kind of joint are you running?	Sir?
what -- what's that got to do with me? i'm not running any bookie joint.	What kind of joint are you running?
that's right, baxter.	What -- what's that got to do with me? I'm not running any bookie joint.
the vice squad?	That's right, Baxter.
in 1957, we had an employee here, name of fowler. he was very popular, too. turned out he was running a bookie joint right in the actuarial department tying up the switchboard, figuring the odds on our i.b.m. machines -- so the day before the kentucky derby, i called in the vice squad and we raided the thirteenth floor.	The Vice Squad?
you do?	In 1957, we had an employee here, name of Fowler. He was very popular, too. Turned out he was running a bookie joint right in the Actuarial Department tying up the switchboard, figuring the odds on our I.B.M. machines -- so the day before the Kentucky Derby, I called in the Vice Squad and we raided the thirteenth floor.
look, baxter, i'm not stupid. i know everything that goes on in this building -- in every department -- on every floor -- every day of the year.	You do?
would you mind repeating the question?	Look, Baxter, I'm not stupid. I know everything that goes on in this building -- in every department -- on every floor -- every day of the year.
think.	Would you mind repeating the question?
i don't know.	Think.
tell me, baxter -- just what is it that makes you so popular?	I don't know.
that's very flattering.	Tell me, Baxter -- just what is it that makes you so popular?
mr. vanderhof, in public relations, and mr. eichelberger, in mortgage and loan -- they'd both like to have you transferred to their departments.	That's very flattering.
well, you know how it is -- things pile up.	Mr. Vanderhof, in Public Relations, and Mr. Eichelberger, in Mortgage and Loan -- they'd both like to have you transferred to their departments.
and mr. kirkeby tells me that several nights a week you work late at the office -- without overtime.	Well, you know how it is -- things pile up.
mr. dobisch said that?	And Mr. Kirkeby tells me that several nights a week you work late at the office -- without overtime.
been hearing some very nice things about you -- here's a report from mr. dobisch -- loyal, cooperative, resourceful --	Mr. Dobisch said that?
yes, mr. sheldrake.	Been hearing some very nice things about you -- here's a report from Mr. Dobisch -- loyal, cooperative, resourceful --
i was sort of wondering what you looked like. sit down.	Yes, Mr. Sheldrake.
yes, sir.	I was sort of wondering what you looked like. Sit down.
baxter?	Yes, sir.
you?	Who else?
on account of me.	You?
no, no -- just had a little accident.	What does he mean, accident?
fran been sick or something?	No, no -- just had a little accident.
oh, this is mr. matuschka -- he's miss kubelik's -- he's got a cab downstairs --	Fran been sick or something?
what's the matter with miss kubelik?	Oh, this is Mr. Matuschka -- he's Miss Kubelik's -- he's got a cab downstairs --
all we were going to do is eat and wash the dishes --	Look, Buddy-boy -- if there wasn't a lady present, I'd clobber you.
now, wait a minute. i know what you're thinking -- but it's not as bad as it looks -- matuschka  it's none of my business what you do, fran -- you're over twenty- one -- but your sister happens to think you're a lady.	All we were going to do is eat and wash the dishes --
okay, get your clothes on. i got the cab downstairs.	Now, wait a minute. I know what you're thinking -- but it's not as bad as it looks -- MATUSCHKA  It's none of my business what you do, Fran -- you're over twenty- one -- but your sister happens to think you're a lady.
how do you do, mr. matuschka?	Okay, get your clothes on. I got the cab downstairs.
baxter?	Yes?
say, why don't we have ourselves a party -- the four of us?	No!
buddy-boy, why didn't you say so?  you got yourself a little playmate, huh?	Now will you get out?
are you going to leave, mr. kirkeby, or do i have to throw you out?	Buddy-boy, why didn't you say so?  You got yourself a little playmate, huh?
baxter, i don't want to pull rank on you -- but i told the lady it was all set -- you want to make a liar out of me?	Are you going to leave, Mr. Kirkeby, or do I have to throw you out?
look, you can't stay here. just take your champagne and go.	Baxter, I don't want to pull rank on you -- but I told the lady it was all set -- you want to make a liar out of me?
what's the matter with you, buddy- boy? i made a reservation for four o'clock, remember?	Look, you can't stay here. Just take your champagne and go.
you can't come in.	What's the matter with you, Buddy- boy? I made a reservation for four o'clock, remember?
what do i -- ?  just a minute.	You can't come in.
what do you want?	What do I -- ?  Just a minute.
hi, baxter.	What do you want?
so long, baxter. we know you won't let us down.	So long, fellas. Drop in any time. The door is always open -- to my office.
baxter, we're a little disappointed in you -- gratitude-wise.	Oh, I'm very grateful.
instead of friday -- could you possibly switch to thursday? you'd be doing me a great favor --	Well -- it's all right with me, Bud. Let me check. I'll get back to you.
hello? yeah, baxter. what's up?	Instead of Friday -- could you possibly switch to Thursday? You'd be doing me a great favor --
could be she's just a nice, respectable girl -- there are millions of them.	Listen to him.  Little Lord Fauntleroy!
a lot of guys around here have tried it -- all kinds of approaches -- no dice.  what is she trying to prove?	Could be she's just a nice, respectable girl -- there are millions of them.
maybe you're using the wrong approach.	A lot of guys around here have tried it -- all kinds of approaches -- no dice.  What is she trying to prove?
i'm a pretty good operator myself -- but she just won't give me a tumble -- date-wise.	Maybe you're using the wrong approach.
oh, yes.  she's the best operator in the building.	I'm a pretty good operator myself -- but she just won't give me a tumble -- date-wise.
that kubelik -- boy!  would i like to get her on a slow elevator to china.	Oh, yes.  She's the best operator in the building.
oh, how are you, baxter.  they keeping you busy these days?	Yes, sir.  They are indeed.
good morning, mr. kirkeby.	Oh, how are you, Baxter.  They keeping you busy these days?
yes, mr. kirkeby.  you still owe me for the last two bottles --	I'll pay you on Friday.  And whatever happened to those little cheese crackers you used to have around?
well, lay in some vodka and some vermouth -- and put my name on it.	Yes, Mr. Kirkeby.  You still owe me for the last two bottles --
i know.  mr. eichelberger -- in the mortgage loan department -- last night he had a little halloween party here --	Well, lay in some vodka and some vermouth -- and put my name on it.
you're on your way up, buddy-boy. and you're practically out of liquor.	I know.  Mr. Eichelberger -- in the Mortgage Loan Department -- last night he had a little Halloween party here --
that's right.  we were discussing our department -- manpower-wise -- and promotion-wise --  -- and i told him what a bright boy you were.  they're always on the lookout for young executives. bud thank you, mr. kirkeby.	You're on your way up, Buddy-boy. And you're practically out of liquor.
mr. sheldrake?	That's right.  We were discussing our department -- manpower-wise -- and promotion-wise --  -- and I told him what a bright boy you were.  They're always on the lookout for young executives. BUD Thank you, Mr. Kirkeby.
sure, sure.  look, kid -- i put in a good word for you with sheldrake, in personnel.	Mr. Sheldrake?
i don't mind in the summer -- but on a rainy night -- and i haven't had any dinner yet --	Sure, sure.  Look, kid -- I put in a good word for you with Sheldrake, in Personnel.
i know, buddy-boy, i know.  but those things don't always run on schedule -- like a greyhound bus.	I don't mind in the summer -- but on a rainy night -- and I haven't had any dinner yet --
mr. kirkeby, i don't like to complain -- but you were supposed to be out of here by eight.	I know, Buddy-boy, I know.  But those things don't always run on schedule -- like a Greyhound bus.
you threatening me?	Listen, Baxter, we made you and we can break you.
you'll be a lot sorrier before we're through with you.	You threatening me?
i sympathize with your problem -- and believe me, i'm very sorry --	You'll be a lot sorrier before we're through with you.
we went to bat for you -- and now you won't play ball with us.	Well, after all, it's my apartment -- it's private property -- it's not a public playground.
teamwork -- that's what counts in an organization like this. all for one and one for all -- know what i mean?	I have a vague idea.
that's a shame. i'll send the key right down. and about your promotion --  -- i'm sending that efficiency report right up to mr. sheldrake, in personnel. i wouldn't be surprised if you heard from him before the day is over.	Thank you, Mr. Dobisch.
and i couldn't get into my apartment -- so at four a. m. i had to wake up the landlady and give her a whole song and dance about going out to mail a letter and the door slamming shut.	That's a shame. I'll send the key right down. And about your promotion --  -- I'm sending that efficiency report right up to Mr. Sheldrake, in Personnel. I wouldn't be surprised if you heard from him before the day is over.
it is?  well, how about that? no wonder i couldn't get into the executive washroom this morning.	And I couldn't get into my apartment -- so at four a. m. I had to wake up the landlady and give her a whole song and dance about going out to mail a letter and the door slamming shut.
oh, i found a key there, all right -- only it's the wrong key.	It is?  Well, how about that? No wonder I couldn't get into the executive washroom this morning.
i did, didn't i? i distinctly remember bending over and putting it there --	Oh, I found a key there, all right -- only it's the wrong key.
it's not picasso i'm calling about. it's the key -- to my apartment -- you were supposed to leave it under the mat.	I did, didn't I? I distinctly remember bending over and putting it there --
oh, buddy-boy. i was just about to call you.  i'm sorry about that mess on the living room wall. you see, my little friend, she kept insisting picasso was a bum -- so she started to do that mural -- but i'm sure it will wash off -- just eyebrow pencil.	It's not Picasso I'm calling about. It's the key -- to my apartment -- you were supposed to leave it under the mat.
let me worry about that.  just leave the key under the mat and clear out.	Yes, Mr. Dobisch.
i'm all out of liquor -- and there's no clean glasses -- no cheese crackers -- no nothing.	Let me worry about that.  Just leave the key under the mat and clear out.
make it thirty minutes.  what do you say, bud?	I'm all out of liquor -- and there's no clean glasses -- no cheese crackers -- no nothing.
of course not.  but -- how can i be efficient in the office if i don't get enough sleep at night?	It's only eleven -- and I just want the place for forty-five minutes.
look, baxter -- we're making out the monthly efficiency rating -- and i'm putting you in the top ten. now you don't want to louse yourself up, do you?	Of course not.  But -- how can I be efficient in the office if I don't get enough sleep at night?
i don't care if it is marilyn monroe -- i'm already in bed -- and i've taken a sleeping pill -- so i'm afraid the answer is no.	Look, Baxter -- we're making out the monthly efficiency rating -- and I'm putting you in the top ten. Now you don't want to louse yourself up, do you?
buddy-boy -- she won't keep that long -- not even on ice.  listen, kid, i can't pass this up -- she looks like marilyn monroe.	I don't care if it is Marilyn Monroe -- I'm already in bed -- and I've taken a sleeping pill -- so I'm afraid the answer is no.
i'm sorry, mr. dobisch.  you know i like to help you guys out -- but it's sort of late -- so why don't we make it some other time?	Buddy-boy -- she won't keep that long -- not even on ice.  Listen, kid, I can't pass this up -- she looks like Marilyn Monroe.
that's okay, buddy-boy.  now like i was saying, i'm in this joint on sixty-first -- and i think i got lucky --  -- she's a skater with the ice show --  -- and i thought maybe i could bring her up for a quiet drink.	I'm sorry, Mr. Dobisch.  You know I like to help you guys out -- but it's sort of late -- so why don't we make it some other time?
oh, yes, mr. dobisch.  i didn't recognize your voice --	That's okay, Buddy-boy.  Now like I was saying, I'm in this joint on Sixty-first -- and I think I got lucky --  -- she's a skater with the Ice Show --  -- and I thought maybe I could bring her up for a quiet drink.
dobisch -- joe dobisch, in administration.	Oh, yes, Mr. Dobisch.  I didn't recognize your voice --
well, that's very nice of you -- but who is this?	Dobisch -- Joe Dobisch, in Administration.
hiya, buddy-boy.  i'm in this bar on sixty-first street -- and i got to thinking about you -- and i figured i'd give you a little buzz.	Well, that's very nice of you -- but who is this?
quite an office -- name on the door -- rug on the floor -- the whole schmear.	Yeah.
okay, you made your point. we'll just have to do it next wednesday -- that's the only night of the week i can get away.	Wednesday -- Wednesday --  I got somebody penciled in -- let me see what I can do -- I'll get back to you.
oh, no. i'd get pneumonia -- and if i got pneumonia, i'd be in bed for a month -- and if i were in bed for a month --	Okay, you made your point. We'll just have to do it next Wednesday -- that's the only night of the week I can get away.
buddy-boy, that's the worst thing you can do. if you got a cold, you should go to a turkish bath -- spend the night there -- sweat it out --	Oh, no. I'd get pneumonia -- and if I got pneumonia, I'd be in bed for a month -- and if I were in bed for a month --
thank you, mr. vanderhof. but i'm sick -- i have this terrible cold -- and a fever -- and i got to go to bed right after work.	Buddy-boy, that's the worst thing you can do. If you got a cold, you should go to a Turkish bath -- spend the night there -- sweat it out --
that's not like you, baxter. just the other day, at the staff meeting, i was telling mr. sheldrake what a reliable man you were.	Thank you, Mr. Vanderhof. But I'm sick -- I have this terrible cold -- and a fever -- and I got to go to bed right after work.
i hate to disappoint you -- i mean, many happy returns -- but not tonight --	That's not like you, Baxter. Just the other day, at the staff meeting, I was telling Mr. Sheldrake what a reliable man you were.
cancel? but it's her birthday -- i already ordered the cake --	I hate to disappoint you -- I mean, many happy returns -- but not tonight --
look, mr. vanderhof -- i've got you down here for tonight -- but i'm going to be using the place myself -- so i'll have to cancel.	Cancel? But it's her birthday -- I already ordered the cake --
dear mr. macintosh --  vanderhof, public relations. oh, yes, baxter. just a minute.  all right, miss finch -- type up what we got so far.  now what is it, baxter?	Look, Mr. Vanderhof -- I've got you down here for tonight -- but I'm going to be using the place myself -- so I'll have to cancel.
you know me with girls. easy come, easy go. goodbye, doc.	Happy New Year.
forget it -- i didn't do it as a doctor -- i did it as a neighbor.  by the way, whatever happened to her?	You know me with girls. Easy come, easy go. Goodbye, Doc.
no, thanks -- i don't feel like it. look, doc -- in case i don't see you again -- how much do i owe you for taking care of that girl?	Forget it -- I didn't do it as a doctor -- I did it as a neighbor.  By the way, whatever happened to her?
booze we don't need. why don't you join us, baxter? we got two brain surgeons, an ear, nose and throat specialist, a proctologist, and three nurses from bellevue.	No, thanks -- I don't feel like it. Look, Doc -- in case I don't see you again -- how much do I owe you for taking care of that girl?
can you use a bottle of champagne?	Booze we don't need. Why don't you join us, Baxter? We got two brain surgeons, an ear, nose and throat specialist, a proctologist, and three nurses from Bellevue.
me? oh, you mean my body. don't worry, doc -- it'll go to the university -- i'll put it in writing --	Can you use a bottle of champagne?
sorry to lose you, baxter.	Me? Oh, you mean my body. Don't worry, Doc -- it'll go to the University -- I'll put it in writing --
i don't know. all i know is i got to get out of this place.	Sorry to lose you, Baxter.
where are you moving to?	I don't know. All I know is I got to get out of this place.
yeah -- i'm giving up the apartment.	Where are you moving to?
what's this -- you packing?	Yeah -- I'm giving up the apartment.
well, i have things to do --	What's this -- you packing?
how come you're alone on new year's eve?	Well, I have things to do --
sure, doc.	How come you're alone on New Year's Eve?
say, baxter -- we're having a little party and we ran out of ice -- so i was wondering --	Sure, Doc.
oh, i'm fine, doc.	Not you -- Miss Kubelik.
how's the patient?	Oh, I'm fine, Doc.
yeah, wasn't i?	But you're not out of the woods yet, Baxter -- because most of them try it again!  You know where I am if you need me.
a mansch -- a human being! so you got off easy this time -- so you were lucky --	Yeah, wasn't I?
i'm not sure.	A mansch -- a human being! So you got off easy this time -- so you were lucky --
i don't know what you did to that girl in there -- and don't tell me -- but it was bound to happen, the way you carry on. live now, pay later. diner's club!  why don't you grow up, baxter? be a mensch! you know what that means?	I'm not sure.
help yourself.	I don't know what you did to that girl in there -- and don't tell me -- but it was bound to happen, the way you carry on. Live now, pay later. Diner's Club!  Why don't you grow up, Baxter? Be a mensch! You know what that means?
well, as a doctor, i guess i can't prove it wasn't an accident.  but as your neighbor, i'd like to kick your keester clear around the block.  mind if i cool this off?	Help yourself.
it's just that she's got a family -- and there's the people in the office -- look, doc, can't you forget you're a doctor -- let's just say you're here as a neighbor --	Well, as a doctor, I guess I can't prove it wasn't an accident.  But as your neighbor, I'd like to kick your keester clear around the block.  Mind if I cool this off?
aren't you?	It's just that she's got a family -- and there's the people in the office -- look, Doc, can't you forget you're a doctor -- let's just say you're here as a neighbor --
she didn't mean it, doc -- it was an accident -- she had a little too much to drink and -- she didn't know what she was doing -- there was no suicide note or anything -- believe me, doc, i'm not thinking about myself --	Aren't you?
it's regulations.	She didn't mean it, Doc -- it was an accident -- she had a little too much to drink and -- she didn't know what she was doing -- there was no suicide note or anything -- believe me, Doc, I'm not thinking about myself --
why do you want to know, doc? you don't have to report this, do you?	It's regulations.
what's her address?  where does she live?	Why do you want to know, Doc? You don't have to report this, do you?
kubelik -- with two k's.	What's her address?  Where does she live?
how do you spell her last name?	Kubelik -- with two k's.
sure.	How do you spell her last name?
any of that coffee left?	Sure.
these cases are harder on the doctor than on the patient. i ought to charge you by the mile.	Any of that coffee left?
just as long as she's okay.	These cases are harder on the doctor than on the patient. I ought to charge you by the mile.
she'll sleep on and off for the next twenty-four hours. of course, she'll have a dandy hangover when she wakes up --	Just as long as she's okay.
mister -- miss -- such politeness!	Well -- we work in the same building -- and we try to keep it quiet --
hello, miss kubelik.	Mister -- Miss -- such politeness!
miss kubelik -- fran.	Fran, I'm a doctor. I'm here because you took too many sleeping pills. Do you understand what I'm saying?  Fran, I'm Dr. Dreyfuss -- I'm here to help you. You took all those sleeping pills -- remember?
what's her name?	Miss Kubelik -- Fran.
something like that.	You know, Baxter, you're a real cutie-pie -- yes, you are.
so you went right out and picked yourself up another dame.	Something like that.
i don't know -- i mean -- i wasn't here -- you see -- we had some words earlier -- nothing serious, really -- what you might call a lovers' quarrel --	So you went right out and picked yourself up another dame.
want to tell me what happened?	I don't know -- I mean -- I wasn't here -- you see -- we had some words earlier -- nothing serious, really -- what you might call a lovers' quarrel --
what are you going to do, doc?	Get that stuff out of her stomach -- if it isn't too late. You better put some coffee on -- and pray.
how many pills were in that bottle?	It was half-full -- about a dozen or so. You going to have to take her to the hospital?
she going to be all right, doc?	How many pills were in that bottle?
there's a girl in my place -- she took some sleeping pills -- you better come quick -- i can't wake her up.	Let me get my bag.
my body?  i'm afraid you guys would be disappointed.  good night, doc.	Slow down, kid.
when you make out your will -- and the way you're going, you should -- would you mind leaving your body to the university?	My body?  I'm afraid you guys would be disappointed.  Good night, Doc.
me?	When you make out your will -- and the way you're going, you should -- would you mind leaving your body to the University?
you know, baxter -- i'm doing some research at the columbia medical center -- and i wonder if you could do us a favor?	Me?
yeah.  well -- see you, doc.	You know, Baxter -- I'm doing some research at the Columbia Medical Center -- and I wonder if you could do us a favor?
sometimes,  there's a twi-night double-header.  a nebbish like you!	Yeah.  Well -- see you, Doc.
i'm sorry if it gets noisy --	Sometimes,  there's a twi-night double-header.  A nebbish like you!
as a matter of fact, you must be an iron man all around. from what i hear through the walls, you got something going for you every night.	I'm sorry if it gets noisy --
oh, that's not me.  it's just that once in a while, i have some people in for a drink.	As a matter of fact, you must be an iron man all around. From what I hear through the walls, you got something going for you every night.
say, baxter -- the way you're belting that stuff, you must have a pair of cast-iron kidneys.	Oh, that's not me.  It's just that once in a while, I have some people in for a drink.
oh.  'bye, doc.	Say, Baxter -- the way you're belting that stuff, you must have a pair of cast-iron kidneys.
yeah.  some clown at schrafft's 57th street ate a club sandwich, and forgot to take out the toothpick.	Oh.  'Bye, Doc.
hi, doc.  had a late call?	Yeah.  Some clown at Schrafft's 57th Street ate a club sandwich, and forgot to take out the toothpick.
good evening, baxter.	Hi, Doc.  Had a late call?
here -- find yourself a phone booth and call your husband in havana.	You bet I will. And when I tell him how you treated me, he'll push your face in.  You fink!
nothing.  just clear out, will you?	My shoes.
say, what's going on here, anyway?	Nothing.  Just clear out, will you?
what's the matter? did i do something wrong?	It's an emergency -- see you some other time.
the party's over.	What's the matter? Did I do something wrong?
good night?	The party's over.
good night.	Good night?
not so rough, honey.	Good night.
well, they haven't got me yet, baby. dig up some ice from the kitchen and let's not waste any time -- preliminary-wise.	I'm with you, lover.
gee. sort of gives you goose-bumps just to think about it.	Well, they haven't got me yet, baby. Dig up some ice from the kitchen and let's not waste any time -- preliminary-wise.
ask anybody around here. as a matter of fact, when it's time for me to go -- and i may go just like that --  -- i have promised my body to the columbia medical center.	Gee. Sort of gives you goose-bumps just to think about it.
no kidding.	Ask anybody around here. As a matter of fact, when it's time for me to go -- and I may go just like that --  -- I have promised my body to the Columbia Medical Center.
mrs. macdougall, i think it is only fair to warn you that you are now alone with a notorious sexpot.	No kidding.
say, this is snugsville.	Mrs. MacDougall, I think it is only fair to warn you that you are now alone with a notorious sexpot.
stuck on her! obviously, you don't know me very well.	I don't know you at all. BUD Permit me -- C.C. Baxter -- junior executive, Arthur Murray graduate, lover.
still stuck on her, huh.	Stuck on her! Obviously, you don't know me very well.
she may be a girl -- but she's no friend of mine.	Still stuck on her, huh.
you got a girl-friend?	She may be a girl -- but she's no friend of mine.
no.	You got a girl-friend?
can i ask you a personal question?	No.
poor mickey -- when i think of him all by himself in that jail in havana --  -- want to see his picture?	Not particularly.
might as well go to mine -- everybody else does.	Poor Mickey -- when I think of him all by himself in that jail in Havana --  -- want to see his picture?
where do we go -- my place or yours?	Might as well go to mine -- everybody else does.
a night like this, it sort of spooks you to walk into an empty apartment.	I said I had no family -- I didn't say I had an empty apartment.
no.	A night like this, it sort of spooks you to walk into an empty apartment.
family?	No.
no.	Family?
'twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring -- nothing -- no action -- dullsville!  you married?	No.
well, you can't win 'em all.	'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring -- Nothing -- No action -- Dullsville!  You married?
mickey? he wouldn't do nothing like that. he's a jockey. they caught him doping a horse.	Well, you can't win 'em all.
oh. mixed up in that revolution?	Mickey? He wouldn't do nothing like that. He's a jockey. They caught him doping a horse.
my husband. he's in havana -- in jail.	Oh. Mixed up in that revolution?
who is mickey?	My husband. He's in Havana -- in jail.
all i wanted him to do was let mickey out for christmas.	Who is Mickey?
that so.	All I wanted him to do was let Mickey out for Christmas.
because as far as i'm concerned, he's a no good fink. two weeks ago i wrote him a letter -- never even answered me.	That so.
what about him?	Because as far as I'm concerned, he's a no good fink. Two weeks ago I wrote him a letter -- never even answered me.
you know, that big-shot down in cuba with the crazy beard.	What about him?
you like castro?  i mean -- how do you feel about castro? bud what is castro?	You know, that big-shot down in Cuba with the crazy beard.
that guy really must've belted him.	Yeah, he's punchy. Talking to himself.
hit by a swinging door? or maybe a yellow cab?	That guy really must've belted him.
hi, buddy-boy. what happened to you?	Hit by a swinging door? Or maybe a Yellow Cab?
why not? we don't owe buddy-boy anything.	Yeah. What's Buddy-boy done for us lately?
i see.  what do you think, al? can we help the man?	Why not? We don't owe Buddy-boy anything.
a.w.o.l.?	What gripes me is the two of them were guzzling my champagne while Sylvia and I wound up at the Guggenheim Museum.
toot? it's more like a lost weekend. neither of them showed up for work today.	A.W.O.L.?
no kidding. buddy-boy and kubelik having themselves a little toot!	Toot? It's more like a lost weekend. Neither of them showed up for work today.
kubelik.	No kidding. Buddy-boy and Kubelik having themselves a little toot!
who?	Kubelik.
-- so yesterday afternoon i take sylvia up to the apartment, and guess who he's got stashed away in the bedroom?	Who?
please -- just let me sleep.	You can't sleep.  Come on, Fran -- open your eyes.  Let's get her walking. We've got to keep her awake for the next couple of hours.
do you know who this is?  look at him.	Mr. Baxter -- nineteenth floor.
i don't know.	Do you know who this is?  Look at him.
yes, you do. now concentrate.	I don't know.
no.	Yes, you do. Now concentrate.
do you know where you are, fran?	No.
i took sleeping pills.	Do you know where you are, Fran?
and what happened to you?	I took sleeping pills.
dr. dreyfuss.	And what happened to you?
tell me again -- what's my name?	Dr. Dreyfuss.
get more coffee.	Tell me again -- what's my name?
dreyfuss.	Get more coffee.
dr. dreyfuss.	Dreyfuss.
doctor.	Dr. Dreyfuss.
that's right, fran. and i'm a doctor.	Doctor.
sleeping pills.	That's right, Fran. And I'm a doctor.
come on, fran.	Goodbye, Mr. Baxter.
you fool -- you damn fool.	Come on, Fran.
because i took some sleeping pills. but i'm all right now -- so let's go.	Why did you take sleeping pills?
what for?	Because I took some sleeping pills. But I'm all right now -- so let's go.
what's with you, fran -- did you forget where you live?	This is my brother-in-law, Karl Matuschka.
well -- thank you.	Always happy to do something for our girls in uniform.
will you excuse me?	What for? You haven't done anything -- it's him -- what a salesman -- always the last booth in the Chinese restaurant -- and the same pitch about divorcing his wife -- and in the end you wind up with egg foo yong on your face.
and before me there was miss rossi in auditing -- and after me there was miss koch in disability -- and just before you there was miss what's-her-name, on the twenty- fifth floor --	Will you excuse me?
i don't know what you're talking about.	And before me there was Miss Rossi in Auditing -- and after me there was Miss Koch in Disability -- and just before you there was Miss What's-Her-Name, on the twenty- fifth floor --
so you don't have to play innocent with me. he used to tell his wife that i was the branch manager from seattle -- four years ago when we were having a little ring-a-ding- ding.	I don't know what you're talking about.
yes, i know.	So you don't have to play innocent with me. He used to tell his wife that I was the branch manager from Seattle -- four years ago when we were having a little ring-a-ding- ding.
i beg your pardon? miss olsen i'm miss olsen -- mr. sheldrake's secretary.	Yes, I know.
hi. how's the branch manager from kansas city?	I beg your pardon? MISS OLSEN I'm Miss Olsen -- Mr. Sheldrake's secretary.
what are you talking about?	I'd spell it out for you -- only I can't spell.
i don't know. i guess that's the way it crumbles -- cookie-wise.	What are you talking about?
that little punk -- after all i did for him! he said i couldn't bring anybody to his apartment -- especially not miss kubelik. what's he got against you, anyway?	I don't know. I guess that's the way it crumbles -- cookie-wise.
the nerve.	That little punk -- after all I did for him! He said I couldn't bring anybody to his apartment -- especially not Miss Kubelik. What's he got against you, anyway?
just walked out on me -- quit -- threw that big fat job right in my face.	The nerve.
he wouldn't.	Just walked out on me -- quit -- threw that big fat job right in my face.
he wouldn't give me the key to the apartment.	He wouldn't.
baxter?	He wouldn't give me the key to the apartment.
i didn't plan it this way, fran -- actually, it's all baxter's fault.	Baxter?
ring out the old year, ring in the new. ring-a-ding-ding.	I didn't plan it this way, Fran -- actually, it's all Baxter's fault.
i know it's a drag -- but you can't find a hotel room in town -- not on new year's eve.	Ring out the old year, ring in the new. Ring-a-ding-ding.
atlantic city?	I know it's a drag -- but you can't find a hotel room in town -- not on New Year's Eve.
i rented a car -- it's going to be here at one o'clock -- we're driving to atlantic city.	Atlantic City?
all set for what?	I rented a car -- it's going to be here at one o'clock -- we're driving to Atlantic City.
sorry it took me so long on the phone. but we're all set.	All set for what?
of course i'm not here -- because the whole thing never happened -- i never took those pills -- i never loved you -- we never even met -- isn't that the way you want it?	There you go again -- you know I didn't mean it that way, Fran. Just get well -- do what the nurse tells you -- I mean Baxter -- and I'll see you as soon as I can. Bye, Fran.
are you there, fran?	Of course I'm not here -- because the whole thing never happened -- I never took those pills -- I never loved you -- we never even met -- isn't that the way you want it?
fran, why did you do it? it's so childish -- and it never solves anything -- i ought to be very angry with you, scaring me like that -- but let's forget the whole thing -- pretend it never happened -- what do you say, fran?  fran --	Are you there, Fran?
hello, jeff.  yes, i'm all right.	Fran, why did you do it? It's so childish -- and it never solves anything -- I ought to be very angry with you, scaring me like that -- but let's forget the whole thing -- pretend it never happened -- what do you say, Fran?  Fran --
sure. monday and thursday -- and monday again -- and thursday again --	It won't always be like this.  I love you, Fran.
don't forget to kill the lights. see you monday.	Sure. Monday and Thursday -- and Monday again -- and Thursday again --
you run along -- i want to fix my face.	Don't forget to kill the lights. See you Monday.
coming?	You run along -- I want to fix my face.
you'll miss your train, jeff.	Coming?
stop that, fran.	You'll miss your train, Jeff.
a hundred dollars? i wouldn't call that cheap. and you must be paying somebody something for the use of the apartment --	Stop that, Fran.
don't ever talk like that, fran! don't make yourself out to be cheap.	A hundred dollars? I wouldn't call that cheap. And you must be paying somebody something for the use of the apartment --
okay.  i just thought as long as it was paid for --	Don't ever talk like that, Fran! Don't make yourself out to be cheap.
yeah, we better.	I have a present for you. I didn't quite know what to get you -- anyway it's a little awkward for me, shopping --  -- so here's a hundred dollars -- go out and buy yourself something.
oh. our friend from the chinese restaurant. thanks, fran. we better keep it here.	Yeah, we better.
it's christmas eve, fran -- let's not fight.	Merry Christmas.
how could i be so stupid? you'd think i would have learned by now -- when you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara.	It's Christmas Eve, Fran -- let's not fight.
okay, okay, fran. i deserve that. but just ask yourself -- why does a man run around with a lot of girls? because he's unhappy at home -- because he's lonely, that's why -- all that was before you, fran -- i've stopped running.	How could I be so stupid? You'd think I would have learned by now -- when you're in love with a married man, you shouldn't wear mascara.
and just think -- right now there's some lucky girl in the building who's going to come after me --	Okay, okay, Fran. I deserve that. But just ask yourself -- why does a man run around with a lot of girls? Because he's unhappy at home -- because he's lonely, that's why -- all that was before you, Fran -- I've stopped running.
now, fran --	And just think -- right now there's some lucky girl in the building who's going to come after me --
i was never very good at history. let me see -- there was miss olsen, and then there was miss rossi -- no, she came before -- it was miss koch who came after miss olsen --	Now, Fran --
is that what's been bothering you -- miss olsen? that's ancient history.	I was never very good at history. Let me see -- there was Miss Olsen, and then there was Miss Rossi -- no, she came before -- it was Miss Koch who came after Miss Olsen --
funny thing happened to me at the office party today -- i ran into your secretary -- miss olsen. you know -- ring-a-ding-ding? i laughed so much i like to died.	Is that what's been bothering you -- Miss Olsen? That's ancient history.
well, that's more like it. at least you're speaking to me.	Funny thing happened to me at the office party today -- I ran into your secretary -- Miss Olsen. You know -- ring-a-ding-ding? I laughed so much I like to died.
yeah -- that's me. the happy idiot -- a million laughs.	Well, that's more like it. At least you're speaking to me.
come on, fran -- don't be like that. you just going to sit there and keep bawling?  you won't talk to me, you won't tell me what's wrong --  look, i know you think i'm stalling you. but when you've been married to a woman for twelve years, you don't just sit down at the breakfast table and say "pass the sugar -- and i want a divorce." it's not that easy.  anyway, this is the wrong time. the kids are home from school -- my in- laws are visiting for the holidays -- i can't bring it up now.  this isn't like you, fran -- you were always such a good sport -- such fun to be with --	Yeah -- that's me. The Happy Idiot -- a million laughs.
where are we going, jeff? not back to that leaky boat --	I promise.
i love you -- remember?	Where are we going, Jeff? Not back to that leaky boat --
i have that date -- remember?	I love you -- remember?
you know i do.	Fran --
i'm sure. if you'll just tell me that you still love me --	You know I do.
are you sure that's what you want?	I'm sure. If you'll just tell me that you still love me --
of course not. you had nothing to do with it.	Are you sure that's what you want?
let's get something straight, jeff -- i never asked you to leave your wife.	Of course not. You had nothing to do with it.
what do you think?	Let's get something straight, Jeff -- I never asked you to leave your wife.
handle what?	What do you think?
i saw my lawyer this morning -- i wanted his advice  -- about the best way to handle it --	Handle what?
okay. i'm sorry.	I saw my lawyer this morning -- I wanted his advice  -- about the best way to handle it --
if you'll just listen to me for a minute --	Okay. I'm sorry.
i wasn't trying.	If you'll just listen to me for a minute --
you're not being funny.	I wasn't trying.
just trust me, baby -- we'll work it out somehow --	You're not being funny.
that's enough, fran.	Just trust me, baby -- we'll work it out somehow --
they got it an a long playing record now - music to string her along by. my wife doesn't understand me -- we haven't gotten along for years -- you're the best thing that ever happened to me --	That's enough, Fran.
you didn't really believe me, did you?	They got it an a long playing record now - Music to String Her Along By. My wife doesn't understand me -- We haven't gotten along for years -- You're the best thing that ever happened to me --
we didn't talk about it -- you did.	You didn't really believe me, did you?
i mean -- about my getting a divorce.	We didn't talk about it -- you did.
we talked about a lot of things.	I mean -- about my getting a divorce.
remember what we talked about?	We talked about a lot of things.
do i. that leaky little boat you rented -- and me in a black negligee and a life preserver --	Remember what we talked about?
fran -- remember that last weekend we had?	Do I. That leaky little boat you rented -- and me in a black negligee and a life preserver --
important?	Not very -- but I'm going to be there anyway.
no. i have a date at eight-thirty.	Important?
not here, fran. can't we go some place else?	No. I have a date at eight-thirty.
you're not giving me a chance, fran. i asked you to meet me because -- i have something to tell you. fran go ahead -- tell me.	Not here, Fran. Can't we go some place else?
sorry, mr. sheldrake -- i'm full up. you'll have to take the next elevator.	You're not giving me a chance, Fran. I asked you to meet me because -- I have something to tell you. FRAN Go ahead -- tell me.
i want you back, fran.	Sorry, Mr. Sheldrake -- I'm full up. You'll have to take the next elevator.
why do you keep calling me, jeff? what do you want from me?	I want you back, Fran.
how do you think i felt -- riding home on that seven-fourteen train?	Why do you keep calling me, Jeff? What do you want from me?
for a while there, you try kidding yourself that you're going with an unmarried man. then one day he keeps looking at his watch, and asks you if there's any lipstick showing, then rushes off to catch the seven-fourteen to white plains. so you fix yourself a cup of instant coffee -- and you sit there by yourself -- and you think -- and it all begins to look so ugly --	How do you think I felt -- riding home on that seven-fourteen train?
i never said goodbye, fran.	For a while there, you try kidding yourself that you're going with an unmarried man. Then one day he keeps looking at his watch, and asks you if there's any lipstick showing, then rushes off to catch the seven-fourteen to White Plains. So you fix yourself a cup of instant coffee -- and you sit there by yourself -- and you think -- and it all begins to look so ugly --
look, jeff -- we had two wonderful months this summer -- and that was it. happens all the time -- the wife and kids go away to the country, and the boss has a fling with the secretary or the manicurist -- or the elevator girl. comes september, the picnic is over -- goodbye. the kids go back to school, the boss goes back to the wife, and the girl --  they don't make these shrimp like they used to.	I never said goodbye, Fran.
i don't believe you.	Look, Jeff -- we had two wonderful months this summer -- and that was it. Happens all the time -- the wife and kids go away to the country, and the boss has a fling with the secretary or the manicurist -- or the elevator girl. Comes September, the picnic is over -- goodbye. The kids go back to school, the boss goes back to the wife, and the girl --  They don't make these shrimp like they used to.
let's not start on that again, jeff -- please. i'm just beginning to get over it.	I don't believe you.
you don't know what it's like -- standing next to you in that elevator, day after day -- good morning, miss kubelik -- good night, mr. sheldrake -- i'm still crazy about you, fran.	Let's not start on that again, Jeff -- please. I'm just beginning to get over it.
-- same sauce -- sweet and sour.	You don't know what it's like -- standing next to you in that elevator, day after day -- Good morning, Miss Kubelik -- Good night, Mr. Sheldrake -- I'm still crazy about you, Fran.
it's been hell.	-- same sauce -- sweet and sour.
like old times. same booth, same song --	It's been hell.
i missed you, fran.	Like old times. Same booth, same song --
six weeks. but who's counting?	I missed you, Fran.
how long has it been -- a month?	Six weeks. But who's counting?
you know i liked it better long.	Yes, I know. You want a lock to carry in your wallet?
that's right.	You know I liked it better long.
it's on the way.  i see you went ahead and cut your hair.	That's right.
no, jeff. i can't stay very long.  can i have a frozen daiquiri?	It's on the way.  I see you went ahead and cut your hair.
let me take that.	No, Jeff. I can't stay very long.  Can I have a frozen daiquiri?
still afraid somebody may see us together?	Let me take that.
why don't we send her to a movie -- like ben-hur?	That's fine. But what are we going to do about grandma and Uncle Herman and Aunt Sophie and my two nieces --
she's home -- stuffing a turkey.	Why don't we send her to a movie -- like Ben-Hur?
what's your mother doing this afternoon?	She's home -- stuffing a turkey.
go where?	What's your mother doing this afternoon?
a little mixup in signals. let's go.	Go where?
what gives?	A little mixup in signals. Let's go.
stay with it, buddy-boy!  come on, sylvia.	What gives?
thursday? that's the untouchables -- with bob stack.	Bob WHO? -- all right, so we'll watch it at the apartment. Big deal.  Baxter? It's okay for Thursday.
okay, okay. look, sylvia -- instead of friday - could we make it thursday night?	Thursday? That's The Untouchables -- with Bob Stack.
yes? oh, hello -- sure i got home all right -- you owe me forty-five cents.	Okay, okay. Look, Sylvia -- instead of Friday - could we make it Thursday night?
you mean you bring other girls up here?	Certainly not.  I'm a happily married man.
why do all you dames have to live in the bronx?	You mean you bring other girls up here?
like hell you will.  you'll buy me a cab.	Why do all you dames have to live in the Bronx?
all right -- i'll take you to the subway.	Like hell you will.  You'll buy me a cab.
a hundred and seventy-ninth street -- the bronx.	All right -- I'll take you to the subway.
where does she live?	A hundred and seventy-ninth street -- the Bronx.
i told you -- with my mother.	Where does she live?
where do you live?	I told you -- with my mother.
don't you ever stop talking?	Where do you live?
you got to watch those things. wives are getting smarter all the time.  take mr. bernheim -- in the claims department -- came home one night with lipstick on his shirt -- told his wife he had a shrimp cocktail for lunch -- so she took it out to the lab and had it analyzed -- so now she has the house in great neck and the children and the new jaguar --	Don't you ever stop talking?
some setup you got here.  a real, honest-to-goodness love nest.	Sssssh.
what guy?  whose apartment is this, anyway?	What's the difference?  Some schnook that works in the office.
sylvia -- sweetie -- it's not that -- but i promised the guy i'd be out of here by eight o'clock, positively.	What guy?  Whose apartment is this, anyway?
first you can't wait to get me up here, and now -- rush, rush, rush! makes a person feel cheap.	Sylvia -- sweetie -- it's not that -- but I promised the guy I'd be out of here by eight o'clock, positively.
please, sylvia!  it's a quarter to nine!	First you can't wait to get me up here, and now -- rush, rush, rush! Makes a person feel cheap.
i'd appreciate it if you'd be out of here as soon as you can.	Yes, Mr. Sheldrake.
you let me go four years ago, jeff. only you were cruel enough to make me sit out there and watch the new models pass by.	I'd appreciate it if you'd be out of here as soon as you can.
you bet it won't. i'll arrange for you to get a month's severance pay --  that's right, miss olsen. i'm letting you go.	You let me go four years ago, Jeff. Only you were cruel enough to make me sit out there and watch the new models pass by.
it won't happen again.	You bet it won't. I'll arrange for you to get a month's severance pay --  That's right, Miss Olsen. I'm letting you go.
but i thought you could hold your tongue.	It won't happen again.
i'm sorry, jeff. you know i could never hold my liquor --	But I thought you could hold your tongue.
me? sheldrake thank you for giving that little pep talk to miss kubelik at the office party.	I'm sorry, Jeff. You know I could never hold my liquor --
lovely. you were a big help.	Me? SHELDRAKE Thank you for giving that little pep talk to Miss Kubelik at the office party.
did you have a nice christmas?	Lovely. You were a big help.
propagate -- you know, multiply -- baby flies?	Oh -- oh!
see if they'll what?	Propagate -- you know, multiply -- baby flies?
maybe we should send up two flies -- and see if they'll propagate in orbit.	See if they'll what?
it's a thought.	Maybe we should send up two flies -- and see if they'll propagate in orbit.
hey, dad -- why don't we put a fly in the nose cone and see if we can bring it back alive?	It's a thought.
i don't know what you're talking about -- get fucked --	I will -- I assure you that -- You got a fifty on that H-34 -- leave the ammo in boxes -- I'll get my men to bring the first drum with 'em --
we can use some fifty caliber and a 16 too --	I don't know what you're talking about -- Get fucked --
two whole drums --	We can use some fifty caliber and a 16 too --
get out --	Men of all races -- nationalities --
you make some of your closest friends in the army -- war has a way of bringing men together.	Get out --
you can keep your fucking fuel --	You make some of your closest friends in the army -- war has a way of bringing men together.
one for all -- all for one --	You can keep your fucking fuel --
no -- absolutely not --	One for all -- all for one --
esprit de corps --	No -- absolutely not --
how far do you think you can push -- what kind of people do you think --	Esprit de corps --
we have a lot of pride in our unit --	How far do you think you can push -- what kind of people do you think --
you're out of your skull --	We have a lot of pride in our unit --
that's what there is to talk about -- my man -- i take a good care of my men --	You're out of your skull --
what !	That's what there is to talk about -- my man -- I take a good care of my men --
my men --	What !
what's there to talk about -- this whole thing disgusts me.	My men --
sit down -- we'll talk about it.	What's there to talk about -- this whole thing disgusts me.
wait -- wait -- don't get up tight -- what i meant was we'd need a whole drum for that --	Sit down -- we'll talk about it.
we need all our fuel anyway.	Wait -- wait -- don't get up tight -- what I meant was we'd need a whole drum for that --
now just a second -- i'm doing you a favor, buddy -- what're you trying to pull?	We need all our fuel anyway.
i said i like all of them.	Now just a second -- I'm doing you a favor, buddy -- what're you trying to pull?
good -- like i said, take your pick.	I said I like all of them.
i like all of them --	Good -- like I said, take your pick.
take your pick -- they all like you -- i can tell --	I like all of them --
i'm not that fond of blondes -- maybe i like brunettes --	Take your pick -- they all like you -- I can tell --
look -- you know who that is, captain -- you know what she's saying -- you'll never see stuff that good outside of a magazine for the rest of your life.	I'm not that fond of blondes -- maybe I like brunettes --
we could use some fuel -- just a half drum -- just enough to get us out a here.	We need all our fuel.
well --	We could use some fuel -- just a half drum -- just enough to get us out a here.
look -- the girls could get killed -- we're not supposed to be this close combat, i mean real combat.	Well --
dreadful.	Look -- the girls could get killed -- we're not supposed to be this close combat, I mean real combat.
well i mean like they also took our fuel -- we've been here two days.	Dreadful.
yeah.	Well I mean like they also took our fuel -- We've been here two days.
look -- we got in a little trouble -- they rudely took our helicopter for medevac work on this -- uh operation brute force -- they just brought it back this morning.	Yeah.
captain willard -- go ahead.	Look -- we got in a little trouble -- they rudely took our helicopter for MedEvac work on this -- uh Operation Brute Force -- They just brought it back this morning.
oh -- i see -- well, girls, this is captain -- eh --	Captain Willard -- go ahead.
yeah, i caught your show at hau fat.	Oh -- I see -- Well, girls, this is Captain -- eh --
look -- you know the girls -- thta's terri -- she was playmate of --	Yeah, I caught your show at Hau Fat.
what's it matter? get to the point.	Look -- you know the girls -- Thta's Terri -- she was playmate of --
where are you headed?	What's it matter? Get to the point.
yeah --	Where are you headed?
you came in on that boat, didn't you?	Yeah --
moonby, 4th battalion, royal australian regiment, task force. ex-corporal moonby, deserted.	What is this?
moonby what?	Moonby, 4th battalion, Royal Australian Regiment, Task Force. Ex-Corporal Moonby, deserted.
moonby. got any winstons?	Moonby what?
who the hell are you?	Moonby. Got any Winstons?
we've been attacked.	I know, I know, it's all right. Come in this way. It's mined over there. This way. It's all right.
headquarters 11 corps -- 405th a.s.a battalion -- s-2 -- com-sec -- intelligence -- nha trang.	Who are you ?
a year ? waiter another beer.	I go up on missions. Listen Captain, buy me all the beer you want, but you better tell that asshole over there you're not going to find out anymore about me.
a long time.	A year ? Waiter another beer.
how long were you up there ?	A long time.
we do.	How long were you up there ?
i didn't know we had units up there in north vietnam.	We do.
you know, i can remember once, getting back below the dmz -- and the first americans we ran into were a track squadron. i just couldn't believe how much water they had. we'd been chewing bamboo shoots for almost a week, and before that, for two weeks, we'd been drinking anything -- rain water, river shit, stuff right out of the paddies. and there were these guys standing by their trucks spilling water all over. i could've killed them.  i swear to god i would have, too, if ...	I didn't know we had units up there in North Vietnam.
thirty -- sometimes fifty.	You know, I can remember once, getting back below the DMZ -- and the first Americans we ran into were a track squadron. I just couldn't believe how much water they had. We'd been chewing bamboo shoots for almost a week, and before that, for two weeks, we'd been drinking anything -- rain water, river shit, stuff right out of the paddies. And there were these guys standing by their trucks spilling water all over. I could've killed them.  I swear to God I would have, too, if ...
at least you always have enough water. how many gallons does each one of those damn things carry ?	Thirty -- sometimes fifty.
sometimes.	At least you always have enough water. How many gallons does each one of those damn things carry ?
fat. that's real fat.	Sometimes.
yeah.	Fat. That's real fat.
tracks ?	Yeah.
i was an fo for the 25th.	Tracks ?
let's talk about you.	I was an FO for the 25th.
that's quite an array of ribbons...	Let's talk about you.
no -- i worked too far north for lrrp.	That's quite an array of ribbons...
were you longe range recon --	No -- I worked too far north for LRRP.
sort of.	Were you Longe Range Recon --
rangers, eh?	Sort of.
none.	Rangers, eh?
what unit were you with ?	None.
yeah. way north.	What unit were you with ?
north ?	Yeah. Way north.
no.	North ?
delta ?	No.
i'm sure it is, but i had hepatitis.	Delta ?
that's good gin.	I'm sure it is, but I had hepatitis.
my part.  beer, with ice and water.	That's good gin.
which part is that ?	My part.  Beer, with ice and water.
part.	Which part is that ?
winning the war by yourself.	Part.
sure, thanks.	Winning the war by yourself.
how about a drink ?	Sure, thanks.
holy shit.	What did you put in all those ammo boxes?
yeah -- typical a.r.v.n.	Then went too far -- he sat there and starts mutilating the centerfold. Poking pins in her an' all that. Sergeant says, don't do her like that. You leave your shitty little hands off that girl. Gook Lieutenant says Fuck you in Vietnamese -- Sergeant says, don't do that again. You'll wish you hadn't. Then he stood up, flicked his iron to rock and roll and gave the little zero a long burst through the Playboy mag. Man, it blew him clean off the dock -- Hell, just the magazine was floatin' there all full of holes.
he was working a.r.v.n. patrols and had one a them little cocky gook asshole lieutenants -- anyhow, the lieutenant took his new playboy one day, sat on the end of the dock, and wouldn't give it back.	Yeah -- typical A.R.V.N.
so what happened ?	He was working A.R.V.N. patrols and had one a them little cocky gook asshole Lieutenants -- anyhow, the Lieutenant took his new Playboy one day, sat on the end of the dock, and wouldn't give it back.
it's really too much -- i mean i've collected every picture of her since she was miss december.	Yeah -- you can really get hung up on them like the cat in the Delta.
... he's an amazing officer.	You got to kill this sonuvabitch -- Lance and me, we don''t understand none of this -- Jesus, Captain -- I don't wanna die here -- Do it quick.
i don't get it -- you said your mission was to kill him. let's do it, an' get our asses outta here. this  kurtz is ruining the war; i mean, this don't look good for america !	... he's an amazing officer.
yeah, i know.	I don't get it -- You said your mission was to kill him. Let's do it, an' get our asses outta here. This  Kurtz is ruining the war; I mean, this don't look good for America !
this is evil -- evil, captain. we're all gonna die here.	Yeah, I know.
when you kill cong, don't you feel something.	Sure.  Recoil... I feel the recoil of my rifle.
not a thing.	When you kill Cong, don't you feel something.
he killed that guy without feeling anything.	Not a thing.
what are we doing here?	Kurtz. I'm supposed to kill him, just like he said.
i know.	What are we doing here?
captain -- they've been probed all this week -- cong and nva regulars. there's gonna be a big offense any time.	I know.
who's he?	God knows.
looks that way.	Who's he?
charlie?	Looks that way.
that's a light down there --	Yeah, it is.
and the grass?	Still got a lot of that stuff from Nha Trang. But we're running low on the other.
less than half -- sure is a mess down there.	And the grass?
how much is left?	Less than half -- sure is a mess down there.
there's some bad holes, man, and the cracks -- water's coming through the cracks. food's shot to hell.	How much is left?
whatdoya think it thinks.	That we're dumber than we look.
probably is.	Whatdoya think it thinks.
i know it sounds stupid, but i feel like the goddamn jungle's watching us.	Probably is.
what do you see?	I don't know.
chef -- since you're such a fan of miss december's i think you should be detailed with lance and clean to take the first drum up there.	I don't believe you --
no shit.	Chef -- since you're such a fan of Miss December's I think you should be detailed with Lance and Clean to take the first drum up there.
i've arranged with those people we saw at hau fat to give us some 50 caliber in trade for a couple a drums of fuel --	No shit.
how?	They lined us all up in front of a hundred yards of prime rib -- magnificent meat, beautifully marbled.. Then they started throwing it in these big cauldrons, all of it -- boiling. I looked in, an' it was turning gray. I couldn't stand it. I went into radio school.
cook school -- that did it.	How?
what are you doing out here?	Cook school -- that did it.
that's right, sir -- i come from new orleans -- i was raised to be a sauciere.. a great sauciere. we specialize in sauces; my whole family. it's what we do. i was supposed to go to paris and study at the escoffier school; i was saving the money. they called me for my physical so i figured the navy had better food.	What are you doing out here?
a sauciere --	That's right, sir -- I come from New Orleans -- I was raised to be a sauciere.. a great sauciere. We specialize in sauces; my whole family. It's what we do. I was supposed to go to Paris and study at the Escoffier School; I was saving the money. They called me for my physical so I figured the Navy had better food.
no, sir -- i'm a real chef, sir -- i'm a sauciere --	A sauciere --
chef -- is that 'cause you like mangoes an' stuff?	No, sir -- I'm a real chef, sir -- I'm a sauciere --
call me what, sir?	Chef -- is that 'cause you like mangoes an' stuff?
why they call you that?	Call me what, sir?
yes, sir --	Why they call you that?
chef.	Yes, sir --
arch light.	I hate that -- Every time I hear that noise something terrible happens.
flood.	No -- most of 'em are still standing -- might've been disease.
what'd he say?	Said I speak French like a Spanish cow.
elevate lance, in the tree. no, i saw another.	Thirty meters up, Lance; I saw the fucking flash.
you forgot the mangoes, didn't you?	Mangoes? There as a fucking tiger in the woods -- I could've been eaten alive. I'm never going into that jungle again. I gotta remember never get out of the boat; never get outta the boat.
can i go get those mangos now?	I'll go with you in a while -- judt hold tight awhile --
who knows? right.	Looks pretty shallow.
which way? right or left?	Who knows? Right.
two hours after the fog lifted, we moved slowly to a spot we thought was roughly a mile and a half below kurtz's camp. we approached a long sand-bank stretching down the middle of the river.	Which way? Right or left?
will they attack?	If they have boats ... or canoes... they'd get lost in the fog. We can't move either -- we'll end up on the shore.
what is it?	Listen.
listen.	What is it?
signs?	Yeah -- like keep out --
whoever put'em there didn't do it to kill people -- they put 'em up as signs --	Signs?
thta's not charlie's work --	Whoever put'em there didn't do it to kill people -- They put 'em up as signs --
why -- charlie put it there to kill --	Thta's not Charlie's work --
when'd you do it?	While you were sleeping.
rocks, sand -- those two men who deserted.	When'd you do it?
i --	I am -- I'm Captain B.L. Willard. This is Chief Warrant Officer Phillips -- it's his boat. We were shot up bad downriver and need repairs and food -- we can pay you in gold.
they're not cong.	We're Americans.
what the hell is it?	In the middle of the jungle -- a goddamn light.
this is my crew and my fucking boat, and i'm the responsible party.	Get in there now or I'll bury you in this river.
get in there !	This is my crew and my fucking boat, and I'm the responsible party.
this whole area is lousy with v.c. -- we don't stand a chance. lemme turn around and we'll be in hau fat in six minutes.	Get in there !
well, get in there.	This whole area is lousy with V.C. -- We don't stand a chance. Lemme turn around and we'll be in Hau Fat in six minutes.
i think this river wants to take us home fast. i'm practically goin' in reverse.	Well, get in there.
can't be any worse than this. what do you think?	I think this river wants to take us home fast. I'm practically goin' in reverse.
who knows what's up there?	Can't be any worse than this. What do you think?
what about ducking into one of those tributaries till this river slows down?	Who knows what's up there?
wow, you must a found the c.o., eh?	We found some bodies -- let's get out a here.
you'll see soon enough -- get going, sailor --	No shit -- hot damn --
what're you trying to say, captain --	You'll see soon enough -- get going, sailor --
careful,  captain, they've been known to charge.	All right I got a little surprise for you --
yeah, chef -- go ahead -- take lance with you --	I'll go with him --
we could go in tomorrow at dawn -- there's always off-shore wind in the morning.	The draft of that river might be too shallow on the point.
yeah -- fishing village -- helicopters over there. hueys, lots of 'em.	First Air Cavalry. They're the ones gonna get us into the River.
smoke !	Where ?
shot himself. what for ?	Beats me -- the sun was too much for him, or the mud. Who knows ?
'bout six months ago i took a man up to lo mung bridge. he was regular army too. shot himself in the head. i brought his body back down.	Shot himself. What for ?
we're gonna have some help to get in the river. you know these waters, chief ?	'Bout six months ago I took a man up to Lo Mung Bridge. He was regular Army too. Shot himself in the head. I brought his body back down.
the delta closes off to us about ten  miles out of hau fat. we'll be able to pick up some supplies -- bit i think there are only two points we can draw enough water to get into the nung river. it's all charlie's turf from there on out.	We're gonna have some help to get in the river. You know these waters, Chief ?
let's go.	The Delta closes off to us about ten  miles out of Hau Fat. We'll be able to pick up some supplies -- bit I think there are only two points we can draw enough water to get into the Nung River. It's all Charlie's turf from there on out.
all right with me, i used to drive a taxi.	Let's go.
chief, try to keep out of where we're going -- why we're goin' and what's gonna be the big surprise.	All right with me, I used to drive a taxi.
i met the p.b.r. crew; they were pretty much all kids, except for phillips, the chief -- gunner's mate third class l. johnson -- lance johnson; gunner's mate third class j. hicks -- the chef -- radio operator second class t. miller; they called him mr. clean.	Chief, try to keep out of where we're going -- Why we're goin' and what's gonna be the big surprise.
jesus -- that guy's too damn much.	I wonder if that was the same copter.
clear on starboard -- where's lance an' the captain?	I saw that Colonel's Huey on the point --
forget that extra drum -- it's too damn hot.	Clear on starboard -- Where's Lance an' the Captain?
they nail him for it bad ?	He's in the L.B.J. -- didn't give him no medals or nothing --
i never heard about that.	Yeah -- he really dug his Playboy mag, man -- I mean like he was there when it arrived -- He just knew.
one that went up for murder -- he was an army sergeant.	I never heard about that.
what cat  ?	One that went up for murder -- he was an Army Sergeant.
anybody see some smoke ?	Too far inland.
terminate ?	Terminate with extreme prejudice.
exactly -- you'll go up the nung river in a navy p.b.r. -- appear at nu mung ba as if by accident, re-establish your acquintance with colonel kurtz, find out what's happened -- and why. then terminate his command.	Terminate ?
you want me to clean it up -- simple and quiet.	Exactly -- you'll go up the Nung River in a Navy P.B.R. -- appear at Nu Mung Ba as if by accident, re-establish your acquintance with Colonel Kurtz, find out what's happened -- and why. Then terminate his command.
you can see, of course, the implications, if any of this -- even rumours leaked out.	You want me to clean it up -- simple and quiet.
touchy.	You can see, of course, the implications, if any of this -- even rumours leaked out.
ours.	Touchy.
our recon flight ?	Ours.
what does that mean ?	Maybe it's not Kurtz. I don't believe he's capable of that. I just don't believe it.
you didn't like him.	Anyone got a cigarette.
would he remember you ?	Maybe.
i only met kurtz once.	Would he remember you ?
if you're b.l. willard, 4th recon group, we'd like you to come with us.	Whose orders ?
what do you want ?	If you're B.L. Willard, 4th Recon Group, we'd like you to come with us.
charlie?	No, it'd be spooky without the war -- give 'em back.
spooky.	Charlie?
you got a chance in that boat -- by morning you could be five miles down the river.	We ain't goin' down the river.
what're you askin' me for -- put 'em in the first helicopter comes in tomorrow.	Nobody comes in here.
it's to everyone i really knew -- the first girl i screwed -- my brother -- best friend -- i wanted to tell 'em how much i enjoyed knowing 'em -- it's been a great twenty years. i gotta let 'em know.	What're you askin' me for -- put 'em in the first helicopter comes in tomorrow.
do me a favor buddy, please.	What is it?
yeah, it still runs.	Do me a favor buddy, please.
hey, buddy, that boat still runs, eh?	Yeah, it still runs.
colonel kurtz, he's dead.	Yeah.
yeah.	Colonel Kurtz, he's dead.
how did they know?	They must have seen the fire.
who is he?	He was the tragedy -- the tragedy of this war.
charlie?	NVA regulars. They're coming again tonight. Tet -- their big -- assault.
what -- happened here.	Charlie?
well, he's killing now.	Maybe.
he couldn't get through a sentence without all these big words; about why we kill.	Well, he's killing now.
but why ?	He couldn't get through a sentence without all these big words; about why we kill.
i don't know. he was a lame, that's all.	But why ?
about what ?	I don't know. He was a lame, that's all.
this is years ago, before he joined special forces, i guess. we had an argument.	About what ?
a lame ?	This is years ago, before he joined Special Forces, I guess. We had an argument.
i thought he was a lame.	A lame ?
yeah.	He's commanding the detachment at Nu Mung Ba.
you know much about about special forces; green berets, captain ?	I've worked with them on occasions and I saw the movie , sir.
i believe on your last job you executed a tax collector in kontum, is that right ?	I am not presently disposed to discuss that, sir.
no, sir.	I believe on your last job you executed a tax collector in Kontum, is that right ?
this gentleman or myself ?	No, sir.
no, sir.	This gentleman or myself ?
captain b.l. willard, g-4 headquarters, reporting as ordered, sir.	Okay, Willard, sit down.
i guess this is what men of war do -- eh?	We endure, captain -- you can blow up the house and we will live in the cellar -- destroy that and we'll dig a hole in the jungle and sleep on it. Burn the forest and we'll hide in the swamp. all the while, we do but one thing -- clean the blood off our bayonets.  Au revoir, Captain.
two of my men deserted last night. it happens from time to time. i assume my daughter told you of our conditions.	Your daughter.
when i was a boy, my father would take me there, to hunt. there are a few savages, but no man can live there, no white man.	What about an American named Kurtz?
do you know that jungle?	When I was a boy, my father would take me there, to hunt. There are a few savages, but no man can live there, no white man.
upriver? why upriver? there is nothing there, only jungle.	Do you know that jungle?
but we civilized it. a place belongs to those who bring light to it, don't you agree.	I always thought the French came here to get the rubber.
the vietnamese think it's theirs -- i guess the americans do, too.	But we civilized it. A place belongs to those who bring light to it, don't you agree.
we will never 'evacuate', captain -- this is our home. indochina is ours; it has been so for a hundred and twenty-one years, there is something to say for that.	The Vietnamese think it's theirs -- I guess the Americans do, too.
you'll get blown outta here some day.	We will never 'evacuate', Captain -- this is our home. Indochina is ours; it has been so for a hundred and twenty-one years, there is something to say for that.
captain?	You'll get blown outta here some day.
of course. i -- once we make our repairs, we could send word, we could have you evacuated from here.	Captain?
attacks repulsed, as i was saying.  this is only  for this war, captain. viet cong -- 54; north vietnamese regular forces -- 15; south vietnamese -- 28 -- regular forces and otherwise.  americain -- 6. of course, they were, perhaps, mistakes, captain.	Of course. I -- Once we make our repairs, we could send word, we could have you evacuated from here.
looks like a two thousand pound to me. yeah, a two thousand pound bomb.	No, I've seen those in Normandy. This is much better.  My country -- my country could never originate this. Magnificent.
it is very good -- there is no current -- it is very good. i have never seen one like it in all indochina. i was in paris when it arrived -- do you know what might have caused --	Looks like a two thousand pound to me. Yeah, a two thousand pound bomb.
a habit of men of war, sir -- you understand.	Of course, Captain -- an unfortunate necessity.
a man of war is never bothered to aid an ally -- you will follow me, captain.	A habit of men of war, sir -- you understand.
we don't want to bother you any, we --	A man of war is never bothered to aid an ally -- you will follow me, Captain.
american weapons?	We took them from the dead.  Now -- I assume you want to rest, to shower. We'll attend to your repairs after dinner.
as i said, we can pay you in gold.	Entirely unnecessary, Captain.
fifty calibers, eh, captain --	As I said, we can pay you in gold.
yeah, i'm an artist, goddamit !	Yeah -- yeah, I can understand how you feel.
the wind --	What?
what?	Napalm, boy -- nothing else in the world smells like that --
you smell that.  you smell that?	What?
they far enough?	Sure -- fine --
you think that section on the point is ridable, lance?	I think we ought to wait for the tide to come in.
what, sir?	I said it's a good swell -- hell of a good swell 'bout six feet. Let's get a look at it.
good swell.	What, sir?
i haven't surfed since i got here.	That's terrible -- we'll change that -- I'd like to see you work -- I've always liked your cutback; got a hell of a left turn, too.
where've you been riding, lance?	I haven't surfed since I got here.
thank you, sir.	You can cut out the sir, Lance -- I'm Bill kilgore -- I'm a goofy foot.
it's an honor to meet you lance. i've admired your nose-riding for years -- i like your cutback, too. i think you have the best cutback there is.	Thank you, sir.
that's right, sir.	It's an honor to meet you Lance. I've admired your nose-riding for years -- I like your cutback, too. I think you have the best cutback there is.
lance johnson? the surfer?	That's right, sir.
gunner's mate, third class -- l. johnson, sir.	Lance Johnson? The surfer?
what's your name, sailor ?	Gunner's Mate, Third Class -- L. Johnson, sir.
it's still pretty hairy, sir.	You want'a surf, soldier?
change -- get out there -- i want'a see if it's ridable -- change.	It's still pretty hairy, sir.
wh -- what?	Change -- get out there -- I want'a see if it's ridable -- change.
change.	Wh -- what?
how big it is?	Six to eight feet.
it's hairy ,though. that's where we lost mcdonnel -- they shot the hell out of us. it's charlie's point.	How big it is?
why the hell didn't you tell me about that place -- a good left.  there aren't any good left slides in this whole, shitty country. it's all goddamn beach break.	It's hairy ,though. That's where we lost McDonnel -- they shot the hell out of us. It's Charlie's point.
what do you mean?	It's really long left slide, breaks on the short side of the point -- catches a south swell.
boss left.	What do you mean?
mike, you know anything about the point at vin drip drop?	Boss left.
affirmative, big duke six -- we're even got some rockets left.	Take her in low, Lieutenant.
eagle thrust four -- big duke six. join me in sparaying some trees.	Affirmative, Big Duke Six -- We're even got some rockets left.
this is baker delta four -- captain hit bad -- need dust-off. receiving heavy automatic weapons fire from huts about thirty yards to our left.	Big Duke Six to Baker Delta Four -- hold -- we're right over you.
hell's angels four to big duke six -- we'll need green smoke -- suggest you have the fac mark it.	Haven't got time, Hell's Angels -- lay it right up the tree line.
big duke six to hell's angels four -- bring it in on along tree line and huts.	Hell's Angels Four to Big Duke Six -- we'll need green smoke -- suggest you have the FAC mark it.
it's gonna blow this place out. it's gonna ruin it ...	The kid can't ride sloppy waves.
you know, some day this war's gonna end..	Yes, I know.
i'm waiting for the fucking boat, colonel.	It'll get here, soldier.
automatic weapons flashes along those trees -- probably eleven millimeter guns and ak-47's.	The trees, eh...
sonuvabitch -- anybody hurt?	Automatic weapons flashes along those trees -- probably eleven millimeter guns and AK-47's.
who?	The enemy. Who else?
fucking savages.	Who?
music?	Yeah. Classical stuff -- scares the hell out of the slopes -- the boys love it.
we'll come in low out of the rising sun -- we'll put on the music about a mile out.	Music?
you'll find enough cong up there.	What about this point here?
you talk like him. i don't mind taking casualties, captain, but i like to keep my ratio ten to one in this unit -- ten cong to one.	You'll find enough Cong up there.
i met him.	You talk like him. I don't mind taking casualties, Captain, but I like to keep my ratio ten to one in this unit -- ten Cong to one.
and i don't intend to get some of them chewed up just to get your tub put in the mouth of the goddman nung river. you say you don't know kurtz?	I met him.
so? i heard you had a good bunch of killers here.	And I don't intend to get some of them chewed up just to get your tub put in the mouth of the goddman Nung River. You say you don't know Kurtz?
i mean it's hairy -- they got some pretty heavy ordnance, boy -- i've lost a few recon ships in there now and again.	So? I heard you had a good bunch of killers here.
hairy ?	I mean it's hairy -- they got some pretty heavy ordnance, boy -- I've lost a few recon ships in there now and again.
that village you're pointing at is kinda hairy.	Hairy ?
he musta changed !  i got to get into the nung river, here or here.	That village you're pointing at is kinda hairy.
don't you agree?	He musta changed !  I got to get into the Nung River, here or here.
i met him.	Don't you agree?
seems to me he got himself fragged. i heard some grunt rolled a grenade in his tent. maybe a rumor. helluva man -- remarkable officer. walter kurtz woulda been a general some day. general of the army. shit, head of the joint chiefs of staff. did you knew kurtz?	I met him.
who knows.	Seems to me he got himself fragged. i heard some grunt rolled a grenade in his tent. Maybe a rumor. Helluva man -- remarkable officer. Walter Kurtz woulda been a General some day. General of the Army. Shit, Head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Did you knew Kurtz?
'bout a year ago? is kurtz still alive?	Who knows.
when did you hear?	'Bout a year ago? Is Kurtz still alive?
nu mung ba. last i heard, walter kurtz commanded a green beret detachment at nu mung ba.	When did you hear?
no. they put out two or three for every one i needed. when you get to the one you'll use, you just stake it out. if something feels wrong, you just pass it up. on one mission, i had to pass up three and ended up living on rats and chocolate bars.	Nu Mung Ba. Last I heard, Walter Kurtz commanded a Green Beret detachment at Nu Mung Ba.
can you trust them?	No. They put out two or three for every one I needed. When you get to the one you'll use, you just stake it out. If something feels wrong, you just pass it up. On one mission, I had to pass up three and ended up living on rats and chocolate bars.
mercenaries -- agents, traitors -- they put out caches.	Can you trust them?
what'd you do for supplies?	Mercenaries -- agents, traitors -- they put out caches.
no. walked.	What'd you do for supplies?
haiphong? shit, you jump in ?	No. Walked.
haiphong.	Haiphong? Shit, you jump in ?
what's the furthest you been in?	Haiphong.
i got bored in saigon.	What's the furthest you been in?
why the hell you wanna go up to nu mung ba for?	I got bored in Saigon.
my orders are from com-sec intel -- b.l. willard, 4th recon --	Just hold up a second, Captain -- I'll get to you soon enough -- We've got things to do here.
captain b-l. willard, sir -- 4th recon group -- i carry priority papers from com-sec intelligence 11 corp -- i believe you understand the nature of my mission.	Yeah -- Na Trang told me to expect you -- we'll see what we can do. Just stay out of my way till this is done, Captain.
yes...	I'm taking you back.
you had immense plans... immense plans...	Yes...
my river... my people... my jungle... my ideas... my country... my wife...  ... my death.	You had immense plans... immense plans...
i'm gonna get you out of here.	I was on threshold of great things.
i had immense plans.	I'm gonna get you out of here.
i'm taking you back. you can still live.	I had immense plans.
going back  - to the jungle to die.	I'm taking you back. You can still live.
what are you doing?	Going back  - to the jungle to die.
go away -- hide yourself.	What are you doing?
i'll tell you what makes sense ! air strikes ! white phosphorus ! napalm ! we'll bomb the shit out of them if they don't do what we want.	We'll exterminate the fuckers !
fuck no.	I'll tell you what makes sense ! Air strikes ! White Phosphorus ! Napalm ! We'll bomb the shit out of them if they don't do what we want.
you could never figure it because it doesn't make sense.	Fuck no.
stinks. i could never figure --  i could never figure how they can teach boys how to bomb villages with napalm -- and not let them write the word 'fuck' on their airplanes.	You could never figure it because it doesn't make sense.
oh captain, that is so true.	Stinks. I could never figure --  I could never figure how they can teach boys how to bomb villages with napalm -- and not let them write the word 'fuck' on their airplanes.
i think think a lie stinks.	Oh Captain, that is so true.
because of all the things we do, the thing we do best -- is lie.	I think think a lie stinks.
how did we get here?	Because of all the things we do, the thing we do best -- is lie.
no water.	You know what you're doing? You are interfering with my plans !
gimme water.	No water.
the truth that you were sent here to murder me, ans so far you haven't done it. and do you know why?  yes, you know why.  your mission makes about as much sense as those idiots who sent you on it. asshole ! schmuck ! how long does it take you to figure out that nobody knows what they're doing here.  except me.	Gimme water.
what truth?	The truth that you were sent here to murder me, ans so far you haven't done it. And do you know why?  Yes, you know why.  Your mission makes about as much sense as those idiots who sent you on it. Asshole ! Schmuck ! How long does it take you to figure out that nobody knows what they're doing here.  Except me.
pain is easy to handle -- but nobility.. the nobility of a man is judged by how much truth he can handle.	What Truth?
i can handle it.	Pain is easy to handle -- but nobility.. the nobility of a man is judged by how much Truth he can handle.
how's yours?	I can handle it.
how's the pain?	How's yours?
still playing by the rules.  you're a damn good kiler.	How's the pain?
you can't have water after morphine.	Still playing by the rules.  You're a damn good kiler.
no -- i don't want to sleep. i want to think. water. give me water.	You can't have water after morphine.
you've gone crazy.	No. My thinking is clear.  But my soul has gone mad.
i love it.	You've gone crazy.
yeah, i like it...	I love it.
do you?	Yeah, I like it...
that's right, the little gook- pricks. but they are noble little gook-pricks, noble. because they fight with their guts, like animals. and for an idea ! that's rich. we fight with ingenious machines and fire, like gods, and for nothing. but i'll call in a major blotto airstrike tonight. we'll have ourselves a helluva airstrike tonight, a lightshow. how do you like the doors': 'c'mon baby light my fire...'	Do you?
you're gonna get hit tonight, bad -- a whole regiment of nva regulars.	That's right, the little gook- pricks. But they are noble little gook-pricks, noble. Because they fight with their guts, like animals. And for an idea ! That's rich. We fight with ingenious machines and fire, like Gods, and for nothing. But I'll call in a major blotto airstrike tonight. We'll have ourselves a helluva airstrike tonight, a lightshow. How do you like The Doors': 'C'mon Baby Light My Fire...'
i said get the fuck out !  i'm going to kill the little weirdo myself tomorrow.  he's only stayed alive this long because he's a good orderly and medic. he knows how to use a hypodermic.	You're gonna get hit tonight, bad -- a whole regiment of NVA regulars.
yeah, i can see that. he's fuckin nuts --	Yeah.
do you know me?	Yes.
what other reason could you have come? a captain. ranger. paratrooper. graduate of the recondo school. am i right about these things?	You know you're right.
what do you mean, colonel?	What other reason could you have come? A Captain. Ranger. Paratrooper. Graduate of the Recondo School. Am I right about these things?
you came up my river -- in that small boat. so simple. i always thought the final justice would come from the sky, like we did.  you are the final justice, aren't you?	What do you mean, Colonel?
no -- no, sir.	You came up my river -- in that small boat. So simple. I always thought the final justice would come from the sky, like we did.  You are the final justice, aren't you?
you were not coming here, to see me?	No -- no, sir.
we were attacked -- down river. we need supplies and medical help.	You were not coming here, to see me?
why did you come to ... my province.	We were attacked -- down river. We need supplies and medical help.
i'm kurtz.	Captain B.L. Willard reporting his presence, sir.
colonel kurtz, i guess.	I'm Kurtz.
were you with him, when...	Yes I was... He said his last words to me.
his death was -- yes, he died as he lived.	Were you with him, when...
men looked up to him...  he died as he lived...	His death was -- yes, he died as he lived.
both of us...	Men looked up to him...  He died as he lived...
i'll never get over it -- but i'll always remember him...	Both of us...
yes, i know...	I'll never get over it -- But I'll always remember him...
you were his friend... you must have been, if he had given you this...  if he sent you to his home. he was the best this country had -- he was --	Yes, I know...
you knew him best.	You were his friend... You must have been, if he had given you this...  If he sent you to his home. He was the best this country had -- he was --
love him... yes, it is true. that's the hard part for me... i knew him better than anyone ... i knew him best.	You knew him best.
he was a remarkable man. it was impossible not to --	Love him... Yes, it is true. That's the hard part for me... I knew him better than anyone ... I knew him best.
and you admired him?	He was a remarkable man. It was impossible not to --
you get to know each other pretty well out there.	And you admired him?
did you know him very well?	You get to know each other pretty well out there.
what?	Bring your rifles, that's all.  Take us to him.
the other one --	No -- leave it --
you think?	I wasn't looking.. I was running.
no shit... i think i shot the hell out of him.	You think?
what's this tiger shit?	No shit... I think I shot the hell out of him.
and you could just tell when the supplies were booby trapped?	It's a feeling you get in the jungle. When you get good, you can find a track and tell not only how many they are, but their morale, how far they're going, whether they're near their camp, the weapons they're carrying.
sure.	And you could just tell when the supplies were booby trapped?
captain -- that was all true about the rats and chocolate and stuff?	Sure.
a yater spoon is hard to get -- especially here.	He's a man who knows what he wants -- he does know what he wants.
i don't think he'd of shot us on the beach but -- he'd of shot us if he saw me taking the board --	A Yater spoon is hard to get -- especially here.
any time -- us -- americans.	I don't think he'd of shot us on the beach but -- he'd of shot us if he saw me taking the board --
when?	Any time -- us -- Americans.
you think he'd of shot us?	When?
no -- i don't think so. but it'll be back. they were circling. it'll be back.	You think he'd of shot us?
you hear it again?	No -- I don't think so. But it'll be back. They were circling. It'll be back.
maybe we better stay in under the trees till dark -- we got his yater.	He didn't look like he'd take that sitting down.
this one , lance?	Yeah, Jesus Christ !
which one's the colonel's?	The Yater -- the clear one with the thin stringer.
no -- no, captain.	Which one's the Colonel's?
then let's get the hell out of here.	No -- no, Captain.
nah.	Then let's get the hell out of here.
want to say goodbye to the colonel?	Nah.
yeah... thanks.	Want to say goodbye to the Colonel?
are you finished surfing?	Yeah... thanks.
he'll kill us.	He can't kill us.  We're on his side.
what's that?	Just something I read in the Free Press.
what?	Maybe he'll get inside the tube -- where -- where they can't see him.
maybe he'll get tubed.	What?
what is this bridge?	It's of strategic importance for keeping the highway into Bat Shan open -- the generals don't like to admit that Bat Shan is surrounded.
i'd just clear out as soon as i could if i were you, sir. they're gonna start working on the bridge with torches again. charlie will start throwing it in hard --	What is this bridge?
we'll be needing some supplies and fuel -- do you know anybody who can give me a hand?	I'd just clear out as soon as I could if I were you, sir. They're gonna start working on the bridge with torches again. Charlie will start throwing it in hard --
now i can get out a here -- if i can find a way out.	We'll be needing some supplies and fuel -- do you know anybody who can give me a hand?
why?	Now I can get out a here -- if I can find a way out.
you don't know how happy that makes me, sir.	Why?
captain willard -- we got these from nha thrang two days ago -- they expected you here then --	You don't know how happy that makes me, sir.
that's me.	Captain Willard -- we got these from Nha Thrang two days ago -- they expected you here then --
captain willard?	That's me.
his name is...	I'm not ever goin' to tell you to shut up again.
who are you?	His name is...
and shut up.	Who are you?
right on -- he's been waiting for --	And shut up.
those heads, yes. well, the rebels...	We're going ashore. Tie her up -- and leave your guns up, Lance.
is that where he is? by the shrunken heads.	Those heads, yes. Well, the rebels...
no, colonel kurtz couldn't be crazy -- if you heard him talk, just last week, you'd never think he was crazy.	Is that where he is? By the shrunken heads.
sounds like he's gone crazy.	No, Colonel Kurtz couldn't be crazy -- if you heard him talk, just last week, you'd never think he was crazy.
why didn't he shoot you?	I've asked myself that question. I said to myself, why didn't he shoot me? He didn't shoot me, because I had a stash like you wouldn't believe. I hid it in the jungle; the wealth of the Orient: Marijuana -- Hashish -- Opium -- cocaine -- uncut Heroin; the Gold of the Golden Triangle. and Acid -- I make Koolaid that makes purple Owsley come on like piss. Now I'm Kurtz' own Disciple -- I listen he talks. About everything ! Everything. I forgot there's such a thing as sleep. Everything. Of love, too.
but lemme tell you, he is the most dangerous thing in every way that i've come on so far. he wanted to shoot me. the first thing he said is, 'i'm going to shoot you because you are a deserter.' i said i didn't desert from your army, i deserted from my army. he said, 'i'm going to shoot you just the same.'	Why didn't he shoot you?
kurtz. i tell you, that man has enlarged my mind.	But lemme tell you, he is the most dangerous thing in every way that I've come on so far. He wanted to shoot me. The first thing he said is, 'I'm going to shoot you because you are a deserter.' I said I didn't desert from your army, I deserted from my army. He said, 'I'm going to shoot you just the same.'
so kurtz is alive.	Kurtz. I tell you, that man has enlarged my mind.
pre-australian, actually. but i'd dig goin' to california. i'm california dreamin'.	So Kurtz is alive.
you're australian?	Pre-Australian, actually. But I'd dig goin' to California. I'm California dreamin'.
simple. they don't want him to go.	You're Australian?
why did they attack us?	Simple. They don't want him to go.
oh, you don't talk to colonel kurtz.  you listen to him. god, these are good. i kept these people off you, you know. it wasn't easy.	Why did they attack us?
where's kurtz? i want to talk to him.	Oh, you don't talk to Colonel Kurtz.  You listen to him. God, these are good. I kept these people off you, you know. It wasn't easy.
this boat's a mess.	Where's Kurtz? I want to talk to him.
what if i say no.	Then Philippe will have to kill all of you.
you may think what you wish, captain, but i like you very much.	What if I say no.
so that's it.	You may think what you wish, Captain, but I like you very much.
whe you reach the boat you will find that half your fifty calibre stores -- a case of grenades, a mortar and two m-16's and a case of clips are being transfered to us by your order.	So that's it.
i'm afraid i won't have time -- i gotta --	Whe you reach the boat you will find that half your fifty calibre stores -- a case of grenades, a mortar and two M-16's and a case of clips are being transfered to us by your order.
are you warm, captain?	The river is beautiful.
i know.	But Captain, I mean -- cannibals.
did you know -- deeper in the jungle, upriver -- there are savages?	I know.
yes.	Did you know -- deeper in the jungle, upriver -- there are savages?
gaston would never tell me. it was asubject not to be spoken of, captain.	Yes.
what things?	Gaston would never tell me. It was asubject not to be spoken of, Captain.
that strange things.. terrible things have occured around this american, kurtz.	What things?
what did you hear?	That strange things.. terrible things have occured around this American, Kurtz.
yes.	What did you hear?
kurtz.  i know you've heard of him.	Yes.
what's a big question?	Kurtz.  I know you've heard of him.
i just follow my footsteps, one at a time, trying to answer the little questions and staying away from the big ones.	What's a big question?
what will you do after the war?	I just follow my footsteps, one at a time, trying to answer the little questions and staying away from the big ones.
do you miss your home, captain? have you someone there?	No. Not really.
i should be checking on the boat.	The war will still be here tomorrow.
cognac?	I should be checking on the boat.
i'm sorry to hear that.	Cognac?
you must realize, captain -- we have lost much here -- i, my husband. gaston -- his wife and son.	I'm sorry to hear that.
may i ask where the captain is going in his little boat?	We were going upriver when we got caught in a storm, ma'am.
this -- bob hope or the like --	No sir, I think -- this'll be a little bit different --
big show in the parade grounds this noon -- some boss stuff --	This -- Bob Hope or the like --
what show ?	Big show in the parade grounds this noon -- some boss stuff --
well who the hell verifies that ?	I do.
right now -- i am.	Well who the hell verifies that ?
well, you know i don't have the priority to do that, sir. it says here not to contact com-sec- int. who's your commanding officer ?	Right now -- I am.
they're in order -- it's perfectly clean -- just check with comsec- intel like i said.	Well, you know I don't have the priority to do that, sir. It says here not to contact Com-Sec- Int. Who's your commanding officer ?
i don't know anything about these papers, sir.	They're in order -- it's perfectly clean -- just check with ComSec- Intel like I said.
straight up the road -- a concrete bunker -- beverly hills -- where else you think he'd be?	C'mon --
what?	Straight up the road -- a concrete bunker -- Beverly Hills -- where else you think he'd be?
beverly hills --	What?
where's your chief supply officer?	Beverly Hills --
son of a bitch, sir.	Where's your chief supply officer?
you came right to it, son of a bitch --	Son of a bitch, sir.
well , who's in command here?	I don't know -- don't have any idea -- I'm just the night man --
stepped on a booby trap, sir -- got blown all to hell --	Well , who's in command here?
soldier -- where''s your c.o.?	Stepped on a booby trap, sir -- got blown all to hell --
that's 27, sir.	Anyone got a card?
215  continued:	So they can patch me up and put me in a cage?  Forget it. Meyerling's right -- I'm a dinosaur.  Greedy bastards like him, it's their turn with this land.  Put me in the woods, let me live or die on my own.
relax.  i got a nervous man here with a magnum up my nose.	175  CONTINUED:
remember that demon in the gut? sometimes it's nothing more than wondering if the so-called civilized life has bred the balls and brains out of you.  that's what you want out of this, isn't it?	150  CONTINUED:
what makes you so sure my boys won't be waiting for us?	139  CONTINUED:
first you save my ass, now you want to kill me.  make up your goddamn mind.	134  CONTINUED:
134  continued:	Used to see the natives eating roots when I was a kid in Nome.
117  continued:	Inside of three hours you'd be dragging my dead carcass.
you talk about ecology -- there it is.	107  CONTINUED:
102  continued:	Wait 'til I'm across!
see the blood?  pack of wolves took down a moose.  greedy, gut-ripping sons of bitches.  i'd kill the last wolf on earth, right in front of the president of the u.s.  stinking, cowardly predator, the wolf.	89   CONTINUED:
34   continued:	Mind if I get some stuff from my kit?
30   continued:	Now, why don't you get around to saying what you want.
hard to work up an interest in politics, way we live.  you're the first people we've seen in two weeks.	23   CONTINUED:
23   continued:	Needs patching.
20   continued:	You can pack out of here -- two, three days' hike along this river at most.  Weather should hold this early in the season.
212  continued:	Keep back.
184  continued:	Your infrared camera?
you'll catch a chill by that dumb waiter shaft.  sit on the cot.  keep this pointed at him if i get preoccupied.	168  CONTINUED:
165  continued:	I'd sure like that favor you offered a while back.
165  continued:	There isn't one, unless Corbett's men get here before the plane does.
...i won't let a killer walk!	157  CONTINUED:
119  continued:	How?  Nobody this far north monitors that frequency until avalanche season.  Besides, I'm surprised a tough guy like you uses fancy electronics.
113  continued:	I just want this over with.
95   continued:	It'll be interesting, trying to build a fire without any wood.
let's go.	94   CONTINUED:
48   continued:	I'll get you there all right.
avalanche season is coming.	43   CONTINUED:
39   continued:	Back against the bars.  Now.
a certain sonofabitch bastard -more-	28   CONTINUED:
27   continued:	Question is why they sat here when the storm moved in.  Check their stuff while I sniff around.
watch it with meyerling.  man's as mean and corrupt as they get. cut his mother's throat if it'd get him a couple votes.	26   CONTINUED:
26   continued:	I was making my rounds, saw your hangar wide open, plane getting rained on, so I closed it up.
i don't want to talk any more.	Wasn't my intention to hurt Wilder.  I'm telling you the truth.  I liked the man.  I only meant to get loose... to survive. Your cheechako boyfriend better understand that.  Listen, I've got some money put away --
you should know something.	I don't want to talk any more.
that's why i left, moved to washington.  when i met eric i was doing day shoots -- products and fashion, mostly.  pretty dull.  eric was teaching college, and then he got the job with northland oil.  we wanted to stay together, so we talked them into funding some wilderness photography... and here i am.	You should know something.
what about you -- why come back? classy girl like you seems more suited to the finer things.	That's why I left, moved to Washington.  When I met Eric I was doing day shoots -- products and fashion, mostly.  Pretty dull.  Eric was teaching college, and then he got the job with Northland Oil.  We wanted to stay together, so we talked them into funding some wilderness photography... and here I am.
how did she..?	I was gone, in September, laying traplines.  She went to our cache for some meat.  Got mauled by a bear.  Tore open her skull. -more-
had some good years.  met her in '66.  she showed up one day in coldfoot.  no one knew her.  one sunday morning, she marched into a bar and announced she was available as a wife to the highest bidder.  didn't work out in three months, she'd return the money and leave, no hard feelings.  my bid was eight thousand dollars.  beautiful girl.	How did she..?
oh.	Had some good years.  Met her in '66.  She showed up one day in Coldfoot.  No one knew her.  One Sunday morning, she marched into a bar and announced she was available as a wife to the highest bidder.  Didn't work out in three months, she'd return the money and leave, no hard feelings.  My bid was eight thousand dollars.  Beautiful girl.
she's dead.	Oh.
had?	She's dead.
knew you had no native blood, even with your dark hair.  blue eyes give you away.  my wife had blue eyes.	Had?
my dad was a navy doctor.	Knew you had no native blood, even with your dark hair.  Blue eyes give you away.  My wife had blue eyes.
six months.	Can't be.  Too keen a sense of this place in your pictures.
how long have you been up north?	Six months.
why?	It's out by the pumping station, shot full of holes.
really.  i thought maybe that was his snowmobile outside.  by the way -- your truck also 'on the fritz?'	Why?
sam?  we haven't seen him.	Really.  I thought maybe that was his snowmobile outside.  By the way -- your truck also 'on the fritz?'
what about that hotheaded marshal, sam wilder?  i heard he was in the middle of this mess.	Sam?  We haven't seen him.
somewhere along the pipeline.	What about that hotheaded marshal, Sam Wilder?  I heard he was in the middle of this mess.
where'd you say eric is?	Somewhere along the pipeline.
the radio's on the fritz.	Where'd you say Eric is?
what happened here?	The radio's on the fritz.
-- get this straight: i'm the district supervisor.  whatever you do reflects on me.  it wasn't my idea to bring you people up here, but i'm stuck with you. you are absolutely not to involve yourself in any local disputes. whichever side you take, you alienate the other.  mr. corbett is quite well-known in this region.  people admire him --	-- Corbett's a killer.
i was hoping you had some news --	-- Get this straight: I'm the District Supervisor.  Whatever you do reflects on me.  It wasn't my idea to bring you people up here, but I'm stuck with you. You are absolutely not to involve yourself in any local disputes. Whichever side you take, you alienate the other.  Mr. Corbett is quite well-known in this region.  People admire him --
i have not, but i very much want to.  what do you know about the trouble in devil's cauldron?	I was hoping you had some news --
have you talked to eric?	I have not, but I very much want to.  What do you know about the trouble in Devil's Cauldron?
when you ran off, i thought you'd keep going 'til you were back home in washington.	My home is here.  With you.
technology in the wilderness. only problem is talking to you on your way to the landing strip.	I've got an idea.  We'll have to work fast.
you're hurt.	Nothing broken.  C'mon, we have to hurry.
please, anne marie, you being here only complicates things.	I'm staying.
here.  a transport plane is due at eleven.  once i put him on it, it's all over.	So what's the problem?
where's corbett?	Here.  A transport plane is due at eleven.  Once I put him on it, it's all over.
i'll tell you everything later.	Where's Corbett?
what's going on?	I'll tell you everything later.
you can't stay here.  go back to the turtle.  i'll meet you back there in a few hours.	What's going on?
oh, christ, sweetheart.  four days!  i thought you were dead, or worse.	You can't stay here.  Go back to the Turtle.  I'll meet you back there in a few hours.
be careful, okay?	That's my line.
fairbanks is a three-hour flight. i'll be back by dinnertime.	Be careful, okay?
maybe you should drive him into devil's cauldron, let them decide what to do with him.	Fairbanks is a three-hour flight. I'll be back by dinnertime.
wait a second.	Maybe you should drive him into Devil's Cauldron, let them decide what to do with him.
let's go.	Wait a second.
high-tech in the wilderness. gets me excited, too.	Come here...
prolonged darkness makes people crazy.	Not me.  I'm equipped.
winter.  two straight months of night -- we may never get out of bed.  which would suit me fine.	Prolonged darkness makes people crazy.
i still can't believe i'm being financed by an oil company. especially when they get a look at these pictures.  technology in the wilderness; not too pretty.  what's that?	I thought I should check our emergency transmitters.
-- permanently?	Do I want to be with you permanently?  Yes, I think I do. But be with what you do and the way you live?  That I don't know. C'mon, Eric, until I met you, coming back to Alaska was totally
look, why get into this again. as long as it's working, let's leave it alone.  it's been nice so far.  we're together --	-- Permanently?
it's exactly what you meant.	Look, why get into this again. As long as it's working, let's leave it alone.  It's been nice so far.  We're together --
that's not what i meant.	It's exactly what you meant.
you make it sound like a prison sentence.	That's not what I meant.
i'll wear it for you.  and i can wear it when we go home.  we won't be here forever.	You make it sound like a prison sentence.
you were looking at it in the catalog.  don't know where you can wear it...	I'll wear it for you.  And I can wear it when we go home.  We won't be here forever.
oh, sweetheart.  it's beautiful!	You were looking at it in the catalog.  Don't know where you can wear it...
going after killers isn't the same as chasing poachers, eric.	Can't help myself.  Corbett's type always pisses me off.  Oh, I found this at the post office.  Had your name on it.
he was sitting in a hot tub with a hooker.	Going after killers isn't the same as chasing poachers, Eric.
was there any trouble?	He was sitting in a hot tub with a hooker.
sure did.  he was one of the trappers we rousted from the haul road.	Was there any trouble?
did you catch corbett?	Sure did.  He was one of the trappers we rousted from the Haul Road.
eric, leave it alone.  it's not your business.	No way can he get away with this. I'll be back by tonight.
i'll go into town with you.	Eric, leave it alone.  It's not your business.
best thing is, meyerling has to chase around to find us.	The little creep hates it that Eric actually does what the company hired him to do.
i call it 'the turtle,' as in carrying your home on your back.	Best thing is, Meyerling has to chase around to find us.
thanks.	I bet you haven't had lunch.
great idea -- pointing a lousy dart gun at some nut with a high-powered hunting rifle.	Bastards took off, though, didn't they?
stay here.	Be careful -- there're two of them.
what are you doing?	He still might be around.  I saw fresh tire tracks coming in.
he's coming around fine.	Be right back.  I left my camcorder in the car.
okay by me.  you're the one likes these hot springs so much.	Leave my traps.  We'll tag up, couple days.
go ahead.  take the jeep.  i'll come to cache with bob when he gets here.	Okay by me.  You're the one likes these hot springs so much.
had no choice...  ...given the situation.	I know.  Least you didn't shoot all of them.
let's keep going.  we're only an hour from devil's cauldron.	Relax.  I just want to ask them how the hunting is.
leave it here.	Let's keep going.  We're only an hour from Devil's Cauldron.
look down there, tell me what any of this matters.  struggles of men get swallowed by the bigness. soon there won't be a trace of our troubles... or us.	You're wrong.  Everything we do leaves its mark.  You said it yourself -- there are hundred- year-old footprints in the tundra.
like i said, i'd still be up on that mountain, frozen solid, it wasn't for you.	We'll get you to a hospital, soon as we get to Fairbanks.
how come you didn't let him shoot me?	Like I said, I'd still be up on that mountain, frozen solid, it wasn't for you.
let's get out of here.	How come you didn't let him shoot me?
wound's a through-and-through. missed my liver, i think.	Let's get out of here.
can you walk?	Wound's a through-and-through. Missed my liver, I think.
why offer a buyoff with your gunmen waiting outside?	The time has passed for men like them and me.  I know it.  But they're still fighting for survival, like cornered animals. That's why they'll kill you. -more-
snow's to their advantage, kid. you can't see them, but soon as that plane comes, they'll sure as hell know where we're going. wise up.  take me to the yukon. i'll give you that money and guarantee you'll walk away.	Why offer a buyoff with your gunmen waiting outside?
answer and i'll shoot!	You kill me, you sign your death warrant.  And hers.
maybe you can talk sense into your boyfriend.	Shut up!
lets us watch each other's backs over a wide area.  only thing messed me up this time was getting arrested in the baths. elt was in my duffel bag, not around my neck where it should've been.	No way they'll find you on a five-minute signal.  And no way -more-
emergency transmitter?  what happened to signal mirrors or two-tone smoke fires?	Lets us watch each other's backs over a wide area.  Only thing messed me up this time was getting arrested in the baths. ELT was in my duffel bag, not around my neck where it should've been.
i liked you better frozen.  you didn't talk so much.	You're damn lucky, glimpsing this country before it's ruined, gone for good.  You saw wonders you'd only dreamed of.  That alone makes you different than the sorry bastards back where you came from, because you have dreamt them.
you were real resourceful out there.  got me thinking of this perimeter man, froze all his fingers one winter.  so he hacked the tips off and sharpened the exposed bones.  gets along better than ever.  yeah, maybe i underestimated you.	I liked you better frozen.  You didn't talk so much.
i'm sure she's fine.  seemed like a clever kid.	You were real resourceful out there.  Got me thinking of this perimeter man, froze all his fingers one winter.  So he hacked the tips off and sharpened the exposed bones.  Gets along better than ever.  Yeah, maybe I underestimated you.
you broke the radio, remember?	I'm sure she's fine.  Seemed like a clever kid.
talk to that good-looking girl of yours?	You broke the radio, remember?
maybe...maybe not.  i'll tell you what scares me -- stumbling through life, like an ordinary jerk.  that's why i want to work on the front lines, where what i do means something.  soon as i got here, i realized my job was bullshit.  oil company propaganda.  i was ready to leave, then i thought screw it, i'll outsmart them, do the work anyway.  i don't know anymore.  maybe i am fooling myself.  that's what i'm afraid of most of all.	Hell, I still get a knot in my gut every season, wondering how much longer I can go on.  No 'Home for Retired Trappers' that -more-
i already have.	You don't know how true that is.
don't bet on it.	I already have.
they think you're in fairbanks. if not, they still won't find you before the plane comes tomorrow.	Don't bet on it.
don't push me..!	Cowardly bastard.  I'm in handcuffs and I still scare the piss out of you.
what do you know about people? you live like an animal!  a savage goddamn throwback like you belongs out here, as far away from the rest of us as possible.	I'm real sad you don't approve of me.
yeah, it is fucked up -- but it's not too late to keep that from happening here.	All you do is keep folks from working the land, living like they're meant to.  You don't understand shit!  Trappers, hunters -- we're part of the environment.  Who's protecting us?  I've seen plenty like you.  So -more-
don't judge me.  you're a joke, coming here from a fucked-up culture, telling us what to do!	Yeah, it is fucked up -- but it's not too late to keep that from happening here.
you got a knack for seeing things the way you want to see them.	Don't judge me.  You're a joke, coming here from a fucked-up culture, telling us what to do!
killing wildlife not good enough anymore, so you go on to bigger and better things.	You got a knack for seeing things the way you want to see them.
told that's what our old man was. planned on going to sea, me and bob, 'til i read jack london. started trapping when i was ten. mailed the furs to sears.  eight bucks for a skunk, three for a muskrat.  that was fine money.	Killing wildlife not good enough anymore, so you go on to bigger and better things.
nome?  i figure you'd be a whaler, coming from there.	Told that's what our old man was. Planned on going to sea, me and Bob, 'til I read Jack London. Started trapping when I was ten. Mailed the furs to Sears.  Eight bucks for a skunk, three for a muskrat.  That was fine money.
an appetite.  maybe you won't die after all.	Hate to disappoint you.
i'm hungry.  go kill me some dinner.	An appetite.  Maybe you won't die after all.
it was blown up with the plane.	Too bad.  We'd be out of here in a few hours.
you got one?	It was blown up with the plane.
emergency transmitter?  all your gear is back at wilder's.	You got one?
where's my elt?	Emergency transmitter?  All your gear is back at Wilder's.
stay still.	Where's my ELT?
you don't feel cold?	It's a spring day...
what?!  fuck off.  save yourself.	You don't feel cold?
how many do you see?	What?!  Fuck off.  Save yourself.
told you i'm fine!	How many do you see?
if that means freeze my balls off, no thanks.  i'll be okay.	Told you I'm fine!
stay awake!  you want to go hypothermic?	If that means freeze my balls off, no thanks.  I'll be okay.
have to get these wet things off.	You're not going to slow us down! Keep moving!
there's a snowmobile. inside a day we could be on the yukon.  i got money there.  remember that five thousand?  make it ten.  be smart.  take it and walk away.	You don't get it, do you?
too bad we're heading west.	There's a snowmobile. Inside a day we could be on the Yukon.  I got money there.  Remember that five thousand?  Make it ten.  Be smart.  Take it and walk away.
there's a cabin, maybe twenty miles south of here.	Too bad we're heading west.
yeah?	Yep.  Sometimes they do, but usually they end up crazy or dead.
folks come to alaska for a real short list of reasons:  money. adventure.  solitude.  those cover most everyone.  but frontiers also draw another type of man.  one with a demon in his gut.  he comes to the edge of the world to face that demon, and lay it to rest.	Yeah?
i'm here to do my job.	You want to fool yourself about that bullshit job, fine.  Damn shame you have to drag your girlfriend along.  You think a woman like that will be happy making moose stew for a man -more-
sure love to know where you fit in up here.	I'm here to do my job.
you know meyerling?	Sure.  The People's Friend.  Kiss your ass with precision if there's a vote in it.
where in hell meyerling dig you up?	You know Meyerling?
it could blow over tomorrow, too.	I'm still figuring: You're either real brave or real dumb.
damn lucky this storm didn't blow down when we were on those baldheaded mountains.  it continues, we better stay put.	It could blow over tomorrow, too.
forget it.  it would take days.	Going to be a bit of a challenge with handcuffs on.
have to backtrack, find another way down.	Forget it.  It would take days.
we've got another two hours of daylight.	Pushing it is flat wrong.  All you prove is your ignorance about breaking trail.
let's camp.  there's grayling under this ice. i'll snare some for dinner.	We've got another two hours of daylight.
it wasn't my idea to crash the plane.	Let's camp.  There's grayling under this ice. I'll snare some for dinner.
most dangerous thing in the world: a regular joe, in over his head.  you trying to prove how tough you are for me, or for yourself?	It wasn't my idea to crash the plane.
be my guest.	I'm right behind you.
i've been on ice like this when i was a kid, skating.  spread your weight, keep moving.  go on.	Be my guest.
we get wet, we freeze to death in a couple hours.	I've been on ice like this when I was a kid, skating.  Spread your weight, keep moving.  Go on.
we're not sitting here 'til november.  there's a cargo plane coming to devil's cauldron in four days, and i'm putting you on it.	We get wet, we freeze to death in a couple hours.
ice is too thin -- you can see the water moving underneath.	We're not sitting here 'til November.  There's a cargo plane coming to Devil's Cauldron in four days, and I'm putting you on it.
-- turn around.	Ice is too thin -- you can see the water moving underneath.
still quite a hike to devil's cauldron.  days.  a long stretch to go without sleep, my friend.  you can hide behind that pistol for now, but take your eyes off me long enough to sneeze --	-- Turn around.
we'll stop here, dig out a snow shelter.	Snow shelter.  Okay.  You dig. I'll have a little sit-down.
i don't plan on dying.	We'll stop here, dig out a snow shelter.
why in hell you care enough about me to die taking me in?	I don't plan on dying.
that's right.  you're not.	Look, take these cuffs off.  We need to work together.
i'm not gonna carry you out of here.	That's right.  You're not.
with light clothing and no supplies, this is nobody's territory.	You sound like the tourists. Know-it-alls who read about survival in a magazine.  Fuck you.  You won't make it off this mountain.
i took the odds on getting down in one piece, and i made it.  now we're in my territory.	With light clothing and no supplies, this is nobody's territory.
next time you want to kill yourself, don't include me.	I took the odds on getting down in one piece, and I made it.  Now we're in my territory.
stay put!	You got the belly to look me in the eye and pull the trigger?
sounds like professional jealousy.	Hunting and trapping was a damn fine life.  Me and Mitchell, Bob and LeMalle, we were teams.  I'd always go with Mitchell.  Good man, Mitchell.  I'd let Bob worry about goddamn LeMalle.  We'd hire a plane in October.  On the way to a dirt airstrip somewhere, we'd drop supplies.  We'd land, tell the pilot to come back for us a few days before Christmas.
i needed a pilot's license to take the job here, so i got one in six weeks.	That makes the flight more interesting.
been driving long?	I needed a pilot's license to take the job here, so I got one in six weeks.
smart?  sure.  that's why i'm sitting in this plane and they're down there blowing me kisses.	Been driving long?
how the hell were they smart enough to find us?	Smart?  Sure.  That's why I'm sitting in this plane and they're down there blowing me kisses.
surviving is what i know --	-- Killing is what you know.  Pack some food while I prep for the flight.  I'm sure not gonna let him go.
a daughter in oregon.	Send him down to her.  There's money in my duffel bag, back at his cabin.
does he have people?	A daughter in Oregon.
a lot to ask, dragging him away from such a good-looking girl --	-- To take you to jail?  It'll be my pleasure.
nice bluff the other day with the tranquilizer gun out your jeep window.  see you again, maybe.	Yeah.  Maybe so.
six months.  ecological study for northland oil.	Ecology.  Folks use that term for everything but what it means: who's eating who.
new to the country, kid?	Six months.  Ecological study for Northland Oil.
desmond.	New to the country, kid?
no big deal.  we just got off on the wrong foot.  what's your name?	Desmond.
kenai at the general store asked me to bring these.  didn't expect we'd already met.	No big deal.  We just got off on the wrong foot.  What's your name?
yep.  afraid you have me at a disadvantage.	Kenai at the general store asked me to bring these.  Didn't expect we'd already met.
ben corbett?	Yep.  Afraid you have me at a disadvantage.
can't be much of a crime, if all they got minding the area is a cocky kid.	I got your plate number, asshole. Maybe you feel like spending a few months in jail.
you got two counts against you -- trapping out of season and poaching on restricted land.	Can't be much of a crime, if all they got minding the area is a cocky kid.
i'm not too old to knock the snot out of you!	Nothing personal.
i don't want to hurt you, sam.	I'm not too old to knock the snot out of you!
goddammit, i don't need this aggravation.  i'll shoot you, ben.  bank on it.	I don't want to hurt you, Sam.
you better get some sleep.	Good idea.  Flying over mountains can give you some nasty surprises.  Go too low, one of the clouds might have a big rock inside it.
i'll get loose before that plane comes.	Don't try me.  I'll kill you if it comes to it.
if that was all, fine.  but carving him up, stranding the others, that's too fucking much. is everything that walks, crawls, flies or swims fair game to you?	I'll get loose before that plane comes.
sam, listen -- i shot to defend my man.  other guy drew first.	If that was all, fine.  But carving him up, stranding the others, that's too fucking much. Is everything that walks, crawls, flies or swims fair game to you?
i got it from here.  thanks.	Sam, give Dixie here fifty bucks out of my kit, will you?
christ if i shouldn't know better than to step in soft earth.  i've seen footprints in the tundra a hundred years old.	I got it from here.  Thanks.
you left a footprint at the sportsmen's camp.  only pretty sight there, ben, 'cause the two men you didn't shoot and mutilate died of exposure.	Christ if I shouldn't know better than to step in soft earth.  I've seen footprints in the tundra a hundred years old.
all this for laying traps on private land?	You left a footprint at the Sportsmen's camp.  Only pretty sight there, Ben, 'cause the two men you didn't shoot and mutilate died of exposure.
but i would.	All this for laying traps on private land?
you wouldn't shoot anyone...	But I would.
can we buy the marshal some dinner?	No, I better stay at my post.
i'm living proof of that sad fact.	Can we buy the Marshal some dinner?
relax.  one more day without drink won't kill you.  right, sam?	I'm living proof of that sad fact.
ben...boys.  yeah, real slow, and i'd like to keep it that way.	Just passing through.
hullo, sam.  slow day?	Ben...boys.  Yeah, real slow, and I'd like to keep it that way.
-- forget it.  and try not to bleed on my throw rugs.  why do this?	If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand.
-- here's a hundred dollars.  and if you or anyone else will back me up on this --	-- Forget it.  And try not to bleed on my throw rugs.  Why do this?
pretty clever:  if the trappers got that signal beacon and get here in time, sam's is the first place they'll look.  they may figure you're waiting for an airplane, so you can't stay in the shack by the airstrip.  last place they'd expect you is on the far side of town.  i can't afford any trouble --	-- Here's a hundred dollars.  And if you or anyone else will back me up on this --
will you rent me a cabin, or not?	Pretty clever:  If the trappers got that signal beacon and get here in time, Sam's is the first place they'll look.  They may figure you're waiting for an airplane, so you can't stay in the shack by the airstrip.  Last place they'd expect you is on the far side of town.  I can't afford any trouble --
what's the problem with sam wilder's place?	Will you rent me a cabin, or not?
i need to rent a cabin.	What's the problem with Sam Wilder's place?
neff, you know better than this...	You're an outsider, Mr. Desmond. Step aside; stay out of it.
you don't care enough about sam to --	-- Sam Wilder was my cousin. He's why I came to Alaska.  All his letters, saying what a paradise it is.  But me ending up dead won't do Sam a lick of good.
i'm real sorry.  in a while, you're gone from this country. but we live here.  no one wants to mix it up with those hombres.	You don't care enough about Sam to --
there'll be three, four men at the most.  i have some backup, nothing will happen.	I'm real sorry.  In a while, you're gone from this country. But we live here.  No one wants to mix it up with those hombres.
bastards killed sam, you think they won't kill the rest of us?	There'll be three, four men at the most.  I have some backup, nothing will happen.
what are you talking about?	Bastards killed Sam, you think they won't kill the rest of us?
look, mr. desmond, i didn't count on it turning this ugly.	What are you talking about?
yeah.  sorry i barked at you last night.	I'm the one should be sorry... Goddamn Kenai, always out for a score.  I never should've let him go over there.
i was just on my way to your ladyfriend's, but i guess she found you.	Yeah.  Sorry I barked at you last night.
what's wrong?	Just stay out of my face until I'm gone!
jiminy christmas.  what do you want from me?	Corbett ruined my two-way.  Go to my place on the Haul Road, tell Anne Marie I'm okay and to sit tight.
-- i'm putting him on the plane to fairbanks, eleven tomorrow.	Jiminy Christmas.  What do you want from me?
if corbett's men find out --	-- I'm putting him on the plane to Fairbanks, eleven tomorrow.
back at my place... he, uh, broke his leg.	If Corbett's men find out --
-- here?!  where's wilder?	Back at my place... he, uh, broke his leg.
look, neff, i've got ben corbett with me --	-- Here?!  Where's Wilder?
not a damn thing.  what's going on?  mr. meyerling was here, all steamed up, looking for you.	Look, Neff, I've got Ben Corbett with me --
have you heard anything from the girl staying with me, anne marie?	Not a damn thing.  What's going on?  Mr. Meyerling was here, all steamed up, looking for you.
you don't mind me saying, mr. desmond, you look like hell.	Have you heard anything from the girl staying with me, Anne Marie?
sure.	Snowplow, generator, TV dish... hell, we get the goddamn Playboy Channel!  Here, this is for you.
mr. desmond!  arthur neff.  area rep for the federal assistance plan.  tell the boys in dc to keep those goodies coming.	Sure.
fuck you.	This isn't your concern.  It's over, here and now.
nobody wants any more killings; we all agree to that, correct?  that's good.  now, eric, you're gonna hand your prisoner over to us.	Fuck you.
this miserable wilderness is a state of the union.  policy's made here the same way as in the civilized world: at the ballot box.  that's the beauty of it -- these icebox cowboys are living a century too late.  get them on your side, it's like buying manhattan for beads.  with a handful of votes you control the greatest frontier since white men stumbled onto the new world.	Some day these people'll wake up, and you'll be the first one they'll run out of here.
i should release corbett because you want some votes?	This miserable wilderness is a state of the union.  Policy's made here the same way as in the civilized world: at the ballot box.  That's the beauty of it -- these icebox cowboys are living a century too late.  Get them on your side, it's like buying Manhattan for beads.  With a handful of votes you control the greatest frontier since white men stumbled onto the New World.
you can't see past your lousy little assignment, sniffing around the pipeline.  the few voters there are in this district look up to corbett, and i'm not about to alienate them.	I should release Corbett because you want some votes?
what does this matter to you?	You can't see past your lousy little assignment, sniffing around the pipeline.  The few voters there are in this district look up to Corbett, and I'm not about to alienate them.
alleged killer.	What does this matter to you?
that's what we should've done in the first place.	I could've sat tight for the transport, 'til Bob came poking around.
...you give us a ride in the cessna you got hangared at the pumping station, we'll be in fairbanks in a few hours.	That's what we should've done in the first place.
i'm too old for this shit.	Any idea who could've done it?
damn.  likely that's an sos. have to pass on that lunch.	We'll go with you.
hey, sam, look over there.  black and white smoke.	Damn.  Likely that's an SOS. Have to pass on that lunch.
what'd you say they call these spaceships?	Mobile Arctic Dwelling -- MAD.
-- we appreciate the company. anne marie's getting cabin fever already.	What'd you say they call these spaceships?
bet you're right.  but i didn't come by to wangle a meal --	-- We appreciate the company. Anne Marie's getting cabin fever already.
dead.  trappers killed him.	Aw, Jesus.  Told you this was trouble.  What about you, big shot?  Do something.  Who's side are you on, anyway?
he saw you and corbett come in...	Dixie's waiting at the infirmary. She'll put a splint on that injured leg.
corbett coming here stinks of trouble.  we should make the best of it before it turns around and bites us in the ass.	Stay out of it.
you're out of your greedy goddamn mind.	Corbett coming here stinks of trouble.  We should make the best of it before it turns around and bites us in the ass.
bet i could make some money turning ben corbett in.  maybe more for lettin' him loose.  i was up in my cache.  saw the northland man come talk to you.	You're out of your greedy goddamn mind.
why the smirk?	Bet I could make some money turning Ben Corbett in.  Maybe more for lettin' him loose.  I was up in my cache.  Saw the Northland man come talk to you.
wilder's missing church services; you believe it?	I just as soon he stay gone. Fool could've got us all killed, arresting Ben Corbett here in town.
kenai's pa -- but how the fuck she seein' us?	Doesn't matter.  We know where they're going.  C'mon.
you hear me?  ben?	Ease off.  We do this my way.
look, we pull ben's ass out of the fire, i'll get you a whole damn crate of snickers bars.	I'm right fuckin' here with you.
thought that door was open last night...	Quit fucking around.  Get in.
what you gonna do with it?  large bore's for shit on small game.	Not in the right hands it ain't.
i ain't gonna leave a seven- hundred-dollar remington behind.	What you gonna do with it?  Large bore's for shit on small game.
go easy.	Cool out.  I ain't about to get blasted.
it's a three-hour flight.  they shoulda got there yesterday.	Maybe they went back to Devil's Cauldron.
get the fuck out of here.	It's a three-hour flight.  They shoulda got there yesterday.
i called the cops in fairbanks, see when ben is standing trial. they don't know shit about ben or wilder!	Get the fuck out of here.
there you go.  wilder's always chummy with the fuckin' bambi-lovers.	It's a long shot.
lemalle.  we got a problem. where's mitchell?	Goddamn!  Viking Bob!  Mitchell's inside, boring bastard...
there's what they're waiting on!	They'll have to come right past us.
musta wanted to keep him from the bears.  if ben killed him, he sure as hell wouldn't hang him up like this.	Where's the kid?
it's sam wilder!	Musta wanted to keep him from the bears.  If Ben killed him, he sure as hell wouldn't hang him up like this.
okay, let's backtrack, try to pick up his trail.  you know the kid out on the pipeline that wilder's buddies with?	We were just talking about him.
naah, wilder knows we got friends in town.	That plane might've been to throw us off the track.  Remember the bait-and-switch Wilder pulled with the Eskimo and his truck?
closest planes for hire are here in cache.	Hang on...  Remember that Cessna we saw at the pumping station on the Haul Road?  Belongs to the guy they got patrolling the pipeline.
meaning he'll need a plane.	Closest planes for hire are here in Cache.
...ben never sent a signal.	Musta never got a chance to -more-
this man's friends ain't gonna look favorably on his incarceration.	So shoot him.  Won't have to feed him that way --
sit your suspect out in the cold. he'll keep.	This man's friends ain't gonna look favorably on his incarceration.
next plane's not coming 'til next monday.	Sit your suspect out in the cold. He'll keep.
on a good day i couldn't spare a crosswalk guard.  but now, no way.  folks're batshit with the weather turning sour.  bring him in yourself.	Next plane's not coming 'til next Monday.
this is sam wilder, marshal in devil's cauldron.  had some killings here.  i got a suspect; be real nice if someone came and took him off my hands.	On a good day I couldn't spare a crosswalk guard.  But now, no way.  Folks're batshit with the weather turning sour.  Bring him in yourself.
stop it!! why can't i have a normal boyfriend??? why? get out of here. just a regular boyfriend who doesn't go nuts on me...	Everybody wants that, dear -- it doesn't exit...  Sorry... didn't mean to interrupt.
call me as soon as you're settled.	I love you.
stop treating this like i'm going away with a man. he's just going to say those crappy, sick, complaining, angry things to me. i hate this, mom -- i hate this. he's a freak show -- the worst person i ever met.	Well, maybe he has nice friends.
how was it talking to him?	Stop treating this like I'm going away with a man. He's just going to say those crappy, sick, complaining, angry things to me. I hate this, Mom -- I hate this. He's a freak show -- the worst person I ever met.
what is it you want? what?	I want us to go out.
leave me be! why are you doing this? why are you picking at my sores... what is it that you want?... you want what? what's with you? i hope getting me thinking of everything that's wrong when all i want is to not do this has some purpose.  what is it, mom? no kidding.	What is it you want? What?
spencer's doing fine. so what are you saying, that you're frustr...	Leave me be! Why are you doing this? Why are you picking at my sores... What is it that you want?... You want what? What's with you? I hope getting me thinking of everything that's wrong when all I want is to not do this has some purpose.  What is it, Mom? No kidding.
... moving in the wrong direction... away from when i even remembered what it was like to have a man to... anything... hold fucking -- sorry -- hands with, for christ's sake. i was feeling like really bad that dr. bettes is married.  which is probably why i make poor spencer hug me more than he wants to... like the poor kid doesn't have enough problems. he has to make up for his mom not getting any.  oh, boy. who needs these thoughts?	Spencer's doing fine. So what are you saying, that you're frustr...
go ahead.	... moving in the wrong direction... Away from when I even remembered what it was like to have a man to... anything... hold fucking -- sorry -- hands with, for Christ's sake. I was feeling like really bad that Dr. Bettes is married.  Which is probably why I make poor Spencer hug me more than he wants to... Like the poor kid doesn't have enough problems. He has to make up for his mom not getting any.  Oh, boy. Who needs these thoughts?
i don't know... it's very strange not feeling that stupid panic thing inside you all the time. without that you just start thinking about yourself -- and what does that ever get anybody. today, on the bus there was this adorable couple and i felt myself giving them a dirty look -- i had no idea everything was...	Go ahead.
spencer is okay. you'd better start finding something else to do with your free time. if you can't feel good about this break and step out a little...  you ought to get mr. udall to send you over a psychiatrist.	I don't need one 'cause I know what's really going on here. I have to finish this letter or I'll go nuts.  This can't be right -- con- science.
i still don't feel safe leaving spencer with someone. how do you spell it again?	Spencer is okay. You'd better start finding something else to do with your free time. If you can't feel good about this break and step out a little...  You ought to get Mr. Udall to send you over a psychiatrist.
c-o-n-s-c-i-e-n-c-e. i got sean from the bakery to baby-sit so let's go out.	I still don't feel safe leaving Spencer with someone. How do you spell it again?
i'm on the last page. how do you spell conscience?	C-o-n-s-c-i-e-n-c-e. I got Sean from the bakery to baby-sit so let's go out.
you're not still writing that thank-you note?	I'm on the last page. How do you spell conscience?
it lets a crazy man into our lives.	Come on. Why fight when we know how it will come out. This isn't like stocking or a string of pearls. You don't send this one back.
do you really want to go back to the runt doctors in emergency who keep telling us they can't help?	It lets a crazy man into our lives.
there is a seriously goofy man behind this. you are not allowed to block out that fact.	Do you really want to go back to the runt doctors in Emergency who keep telling us they can't help?
huh?	You met the gift.
i didn't know you had a secret admire.	Huh?
do you love me?	Uh-huh.
he's good...  and i'm an expert on doctors.	Stay out of this...  Doctor?
hi...  did you know there are doctors who come to your house?	No, I didn't.  So why are you h...
don't be silly. how bad?	Not bad.
i'm sorry.	Don't be silly. How bad?
doc!!!  so listen, you gotta let me know about the additional costs -- one way or the other we'll...	They're considerable. But Mr. Udall wants to be billed.
water...  nobody told you it might be a good idea to remove the carpeting and drapes in spencer's room?	No.
do you want some juice or coffee or two female slaves?	Water...  Nobody told you it might be a good idea to remove the carpeting and drapes in Spencer's room?
his home number.	Do you want some juice or coffee or two female slaves?
me. my home number is on this card.	His home number.
once the tests come back, is there someone i can reach in your office for the results?	Me. My home number is on this card.
no. actually, i think that's their technical name.	Once the tests come back, is there someone I can reach in your office for the results?
fucking h.m.o. bastard piece of shit...  i'm sorry...  forgive me.	No. Actually, I think that's their technical name.
it's amazing these things weren't done.	Fucking H.M.O. bastard piece of shit...  I'm sorry...  forgive me.
no. i asked. they said it's not covered under my plan. and it's not necessary anyway.	It's amazing these things weren't done.
they haven't done the standard scratch test. where they make small injections into the skin?	No. I asked. They said it's not covered under my plan. And it's not necessary anyway.
no.	They haven't done the standard scratch test. Where they make small injections into the skin?
have they done skin testing for allergies?	No.
emergency room only.	Have they done skin testing for allergies?
only in the emergency room or when he was well.	Emergency room only.
yes.	Only in the emergency room or when he was well.
have they done blood tests on him?	Yes.
since forever.	Have they done blood tests on him?
how long has he been having problems?	Since forever.
my wife is melvin udall's publisher.  she says i have to take great care of this guy because you're urgently needed back at work. what work do you do?	I'm a waitress.
he's in the bathroom...  he's fine.	Tell me how bad it is. I let him go out last night when it was so cool without an overshirt -- just and underone with just the straps and I know better...  and I let him talk me into it. He was whining and...  you don't need this. Give me a second to catch hold.
not your name...  what are you telling me your name for!! where is he?	He's in the bathroom...  He's fine.
mrs. connelly. i'm martin bettes ...  dr. bettes.	Not your name...  what are you telling me your name for!! Where is he?
what? please? now? tell me?!	Mrs. Connelly. I'm Martin Bettes ...  Dr. Bettes.
no! it's certainly not. no -- i don't think so. no.	I'm gonna grab you.  I didn't mean it to be a question. I'm gonna grab you.
you know what? i...	Just let me talk.  I'm the only one on the face of the earth who realizes that you're the greatest woman on earth. I'm the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing you do -- in every single thought you have... in how you are with Spencer -- Spence...  ... in how you say what you mean and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good...
hey, i've got a great compliment for you.	You know what? I...
melvin, even though it may seem that way now -- you don't know me all that well...  i'm not the answer for you.	Hey, I've got a great compliment for you.
i'm feeling... i've been feeling better.	Melvin, even though it may seem that way now -- you don't know me all that well...  I'm not the answer for you.
if you need an excuse, there's a bakery on the corner. there's a shot it'll open soon -- that way we're not screwy -- we're just two people who like warm rolls.	Okay.
see. it's four in the morning. a walk sounds a little screwy to me, if you don't mind.	If you need an excuse, there's a bakery on the corner. There's a shot it'll open soon -- that way we're not screwy -- we're just two people who like warm rolls.
it feels a little confined here. let's take a walk.	See. It's four in the morning. A walk sounds a little screwy to me, if you don't mind.
oh, come on in and try not to ruin everything by being you.	Maybe we could live without the wise cracks.
boyfriend?	Oh, come on in and try not to ruin everything by being you.
because...	It relaxes me... I'd feel better just sitting on the curb in front of your house than anyplace else I can think of or imagine.
i had to see you...	Because...
is it a secret what you're doing here?	I had to see you...
what a break...	Is it a secret what you're doing here?
i wasn't asleep!!	What a break...
were you asleep?	What are you doing here?
what job?	Were you asleep?
... 'cause of being woken up, and it would make my job impossible. so then i wouldn't even try.	What job?
grouchy?	... 'Cause of being woken up, and it would make my job impossible. So then I wouldn't even try.
'cause if you were asleep -- i'm sorry. and you could be grouchy.	Grouchy?
what do you want?	'Cause if you were asleep -- I'm sorry. And you could be grouchy.
were you asleep?	What do you want?
what do you want, melvin?	Were you asleep?
okay. good-bye.	So long.
i should've danced with you.	Okay. Good-bye.
go ahead.	I should've danced with you.
okay to say something now?	Go ahead.
cute.	You don't have to answer everything I say. Just listen to me. Okay?
see. there's an example. i don't know whether you're being cute or crazy now.	Cute.
the two might go together.	See. There's an example. I don't know whether you're being cute or crazy now.
i don't know whether i'm being sensible or hard on you.	The two might go together.
that seems like a good choice.	I don't know whether I'm being sensible or hard on you.
i can trust my brain.	That seems like a good choice.
how you doing?	I can trust my brain.
yeah... well...	How you doing?
hello.	Yeah... Well...
i'll take you... why not?	I don't care what you did for me. I don't think I want to know you anymore -- all you do is make me feel badly about myself.  You have my number.
i'll take a bus.	I'll take you... why not?
here are the keys to my apartment. i'm going to park you in my place while i take carol home.	I'll take a bus.
it's your car but i don't want to hear it. if that means anything.	Here are the keys to my apartment. I'm going to park you in my place while I take Carol home.
this one has a special meaning.	It's your car but I don't want to hear it. If that means anything.
i don't.	This one has a special meaning.
what do you mean? you said you liked it.	I don't.
i don't want to hear that music right now.	What do you mean? You said you liked it.
let me see... ahh, gorgeous!	Do it then. Get the dog picked up. I can't believe you let it stay there.
nothing like no choice to make you feel at home.	Let me see... Ahh, gorgeous!
sorry, didn't realize she was right there.  did you have sex with her?	To hell with sex.
i'll never forget you said it.	It was a mistake.
i don't know why i brought you -- that idea occurred to me is all... it came out first... hey, you kiss him -- me... he says he loves you. you two hit it off. but you don't want to... fine... forget what i said about sex with simon. it was a mistake.	I'll never forget you said it.
that's why you brought me? look at me! is that really why you brought me... like i'm a what and i owe you what?!	I don't know why I brought you -- that idea occurred to me is all... It came out first... Hey, you kiss him -- me... He says he loves you. You two hit it off. But you don't want to... fine... Forget what I said about sex with Simon. It was a mistake.
it's one idea...	That's why you brought me? Look at me! Is that really why you brought me... Like I'm a what and I owe you what?!
sex with simon?	It's one idea...
there are lots of reason... i had a thought that if you had sex with simon it might...	Sex with Simon?
if you ask me... i'll say, "yes."	There are lots of reason... I had a thought that if you had sex with Simon it might...
tell me even if you're scared. tell me why you wanted me here. it's okay.	If you ask me... I'll say, "yes."
well, ah... that's a personal question.	Tell me even if you're scared. Tell me why you wanted me here. It's okay.
that wasn't payment. when you first came into breakfast, when i saw you -- i thought you were handsome... then, of course, you spoke... so now that your soft li'l underbelly is all exposed. tell me, why did you bring me?	Well, ah... that's a personal question.
you don't owe me that.	That wasn't payment. When you first came into breakfast, when I saw you -- I thought you were handsome... Then, of course, you spoke... So now that your soft li'l underbelly is all exposed. Tell me, why did you bring me?
here's the trouble with never.	You don't owe me that.
never.	Here's the trouble with never.
have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something you know is stupid?	Never.
takes months to know... they work little by little.  talking like this is exhausting.	Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do something you know is stupid?
so how are you doing with those pills? well, i hopahopahopa.	Takes months to know... They work little by little.  Talking like this is exhausting.
then i've really overshot here 'cause i was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.	So how are you doing with those pills? Well, I hopahopahopa.
that's maybe the best compliment of my life.	Then I've really overshot here 'cause I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.
don't be pessimistic. it's not your style. okay... here i goes... clearly a mistake.  i have this -- what? ailment... and my doctor -- a shrink... who i used to see all the time... he says 50 or 60 percent of the time a pill can really help. i hate pills. very dangerous things, pills. "hate," i am using the word "hate" about pills. my compliment is that when you came to my house that time and told me how you'd never -- well, you were there, you know... the next morning i started taking these pills.	I don't quite get how that's a compliment for me.
i am so afraid you're about to say something awful...	Don't be pessimistic. It's not your style. Okay... Here I goes... Clearly a mistake.  I have this -- what? Ailment... And my doctor -- a shrink... who I used to see all the time... he says 50 or 60 percent of the time a pill can really help. I hate pills. Very dangerous things, pills. "Hate," I am using the word "hate" about pills. My compliment is that when you came to my house that time and told me how you'd never -- well, you were there, you know... The next morning I started taking these pills.
fries.	One baked -- one fries.
two crab dinners and pitcher of cold beer.  baked or fries?	Fries.
can we order first?	Two crab dinners and pitcher of cold beer.  Baked or fries?
and mean it...	Can we order first?
okay.	And mean it...
that's not compliment, melvin... that's just trying to sound smart so i feel stupid... a compliment is something nice about somebody else... now or never.	Okay.
that monominute somebody gets that you need them they threaten to go away. never fails.	That's not compliment, Melvin... That's just trying to sound smart so I feel stupid... A compliment is something nice about somebody else... Now or never.
melvin, pay me a compliment... i need one and quick... you have no idea how much what you said just hurt my feelings.	That monominute somebody gets that you need them they threaten to go away. Never fails.
no. wait. what? why? i didn't mean it. you gotta sit down. you can still give me the dirty look... just sit down and give it to me.	Melvin, pay me a compliment... I need one and quick... You have no idea how much what you said just hurt my feelings.
no...  ... i don't get this place. they make me buy an outfit but they let you wear a house dress. i don't get it.	No. Wait. What? Why? I didn't mean it. You gotta sit down. You can still give me the dirty look... just sit down and give it to me.
and?	No...  ... I don't get this place. They make me buy an outfit but they let you wear a house dress. I don't get it.
i've been thinking about that since you brought it up before.	And?
you wanna dance?	I've been thinking about that since you brought it up before.
no... i'm not wearing that -- and just in case you were going to ask i'm not going to let you inject me with plaque either.	You promised a nice place -- can't you just...  You have these dry cleaned all the time, don't you?
stop asking everyone.	Just him and that's it. Okay, you can answer -- we've worked it out.
my son was outside playing soccer. i never saw him playing ball. come on, you guys -- take me out for a good time... take me out dancing.	Dancing?
no answer... maybe we should just drive there tomorrow. can i have that one?	Yes... sure.  I'll take the sofa.
that's not true. some of us have great stories... pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. just not anybody in this car. but lots of people -- that's their story -- good times and noodle salad... and that's what makes it hard. not that you had it bad but being that pissed that so many had it good.	No.
... my father didn't leave his room for 11 years -- he hit my hand with a yardstick if i made a mistake on the piano.	Go ahead, Simon. Your father walked in on you and was yelling and... really, come on.
hey -- you let him...	You like sad stories -- you want mine.
nonsense!	Anybody here who's interested in what Melvin has to say raise their hands.
i'm sure, simon, they did something real off for you to feel this way... but when it comes to your partners -- or your kid -- things will always be off for you unless you set it straight. maybe this thing happened to you just to give you that chance.	Nonsense!
thanks, melvin.	Welcome.
i -- uh, i... well, there is no place cards or anything.	Let me go in back. You look like you need all the room you can manage.
it's okay. no problem. where should we sit?	I -- uh, I... Well, there is no place cards or anything.
i was going to do that for you.	It's okay. No problem. Where should we sit?
thanks for being on time... carol, the waitress, this is simon, the fag.	Hello... Oh, my God, who did that to you?
hi.	Thanks for being on time... Carol, the waitress, this is Simon, the fag.
whether crabs are in season there now...	Oh. Okay, then -- Melvin. Good night.
okay, gotcha. what did you think i was going to ask?	Whether crabs are in season there now...
oh.  we might. yes. we can. let's.	Okay, gotcha. What did you think I was going to ask?
there's... there's no need to bring anything dressy... or... i mean -- i didn't know if we'd be eating at any restaurant that have dress codes.	Oh.  We might. Yes. We can. Let's.
just south to baltimore, maryland. so i know what you're going to ask next.  that you might ask -- i'm not certain.	There's... there's no need to bring anything dressy... or... I mean -- I didn't know if we'd be eating at any restaurant that have dress codes.
melvin... i'd like to know exactly where we are going.	Just south to Baltimore, Maryland. So I know what you're going to ask next.  That you might ask -- I'm not certain.
yes.	Melvin... I'd like to know exactly where we are going.
are you still coming?	Yes.
hello?	Are you still coming?
is there another way to see it?	No.
are you saying accepting your help obligates me!?	Is there another way to see it?
write me a note and ain't she sweet. i need a hand and where'd she go.	Are you saying accepting your help obligates me!?
funny, i thought it was a strong point.	Write me a note and ain't she sweet. I need a hand and where'd she go.
what's that got to do with it?	Funny, I thought it was a strong point.
melvin, i'd rather not.	What's that got to do with it?
bettes tells me he's doing fine.	Melvin, I'd rather not.
my son.	Bettes tells me he's doing fine.
you take off when you have to.	My son.
i can't. i work.	You take off when you have to.
two days.	I can't. I work.
the stiff one eye?	Two days.
i can't do this alone. i'm afraid he'll pull the stiff one eye on me. i need you to chaperon. separate everything but cars. you said you liked convertibles. now i'm on the hook.	The stiff one eye?
no, sir...	I can't do this alone. I'm afraid he'll pull the stiff one eye on me. I need you to chaperon. Separate everything but cars. You said you liked convertibles. Now I'm on the hook.
i want you to go on this trip.	No, sir...
oh, i'm sorry... didn't i say, "what?" i thought i said, "what?"... what?	I want you to go on this trip.
now i want you to do something for me.	Oh, I'm sorry... Didn't I say, "what?" I thought I said, "what?"... What?
thank you.	Now I want you to do something for me.
nice of you... thank you.	Thank you.
lovely.	I also wrote one part... I wrote I'm sorry... I was talking about I was sorry when I got mad at you when you came over and you told my son that he ought to answer back so I wrote that.  I was sorry for busting you on that... and I'm sorry for busting in on you that night... when I said I was never... I was sorry and I'm sorry every time your food was cold and that you had to wait two seconds for a coffee filler...
well, part of what i said in this entire history of my life which you won't read is that somehow you've done more for my mother, my son and me, than anyone else ever has... and that makes you the most important, surprising, generous person i've ever met and that you be in our daily prayers forever.	Lovely.
no... no thank you notes.	Well, part of what I said in this entire history of my life which you won't read is that somehow you've done more for my mother, my son and me, than anyone else ever has... And that makes you the most important, surprising, generous person I've ever met and that you be in our daily prayers forever.
what you did changed my life.	No... no thank you notes.
hey, what i did for you is working out?	What you did changed my life.
okay.	Hey, what I did for you is working out?
yes. i'm going to give my queer neighbor a lift to baltimore.	Okay.
so. anything else?	Yes. I'm going to give my queer neighbor a lift to Baltimore.
he wants me to take his car and his client to baltimore.	I want your life for a minute where my big problem is someone offers me a free convertible so I can get out of this city.
getting loud, getting loud.	He wants me to take his car and his client to Baltimore.
what's this?	A thank-you note for what you did for me.
so you'll be at work?	Yes.
just how grateful i am.	So you'll be at work?
okay!!!! anything else?!?	Just how grateful I am.
i'm not kidding.	Okay!!!! Anything else?!?
what needs clearing up?	I'm not going to sleep with you. I will never, ever sleep with you. Never. Not ever.
i don't think i can wait until tomorrow. this needs clearing up.	What needs clearing up?
you waiting for me to say something?  what sort of thing do you want? look, i'll be at the restaurant tomorrow.	I don't think I can wait until tomorrow. This needs clearing up.
but you do have some idea how strange that sounds??? i'm worried that you did this because...	You waiting for me to say something?  What sort of thing do you want? Look, I'll be at the restaurant tomorrow.
to get you back at work so you can wait on me.	But you do have some idea how strange that sounds??? I'm worried that you did this because...
why did yo do this for me?	To get you back at work so you can wait on me.
note. put it in the note.	Why did yo do this for me?
that's not why i'm here...  ...  though you have no idea what it's like to have a real conversation with a doctor about spencer...	Note. Put it in the note.
i was working...  can't you just drop me a thank-you note?	That's not why I'm here...  ...  though you have no idea what it's like to have a real conversation with a doctor about Spencer...
the doctors had your billing address. i'm sorry about the hour.	I was working...  can't you just drop me a thank-you note?
yes.	The doctors had your billing address. I'm sorry about the hour.
carol the waitress?	Yes.
uh, udall?	Carol the waitress?
yeah, yeah...  any chance you'll get back to work today?	No!!! Stay away from me!
sorry, honey...  i'll be right there.	How ya doing?
i hear you talk when i'm waiting!!!	Sorry, honey...  I'll be right there.
how do you know about my mother?	I hear you talk when I'm waiting!!!
what about your mother?	How do you know about my mother?
my son is sick, okay?	What about your mother?
yes, i do, as a matter of fact... and to prove it i have not gotten personal and you have. why aren't you at work? you're not sick -- you don't look sick... just very tired and bitter.	My son is sick, okay?
what subject? that i wasn't there to take crap from you and bring you eggs? do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?	Yes, I do, as a matter of fact... and to prove it I have not gotten personal and you have. Why aren't you at work? You're not sick -- you don't look sick... just very tired and bitter.
i am trying to keep emotions out of this. even though this is an important issue to me and i have strong feelings about the subject.	What subject? That I wasn't there to take crap from you and bring you eggs? Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?
are you totally gone? this is my private home...	I am trying to keep emotions out of this. Even though this is an important issue to me and I have strong feelings about the subject.
this is not a sexist thing. if you were a waiter i would still be here saying...	Are you totally gone? This is my private home...
what are you doing here?	This is not a sexist thing. If you were a waiter I would still be here saying...
i'm hungry.  you've upset my whole day. i haven't eaten.	What are you doing here?
last week i was playing the piano for him and he likes it, and so i decide i'm going to make a little joke...	You all set here?
okay, pal...  i accept the compliment, but go easy -- my knees start a-knocking when you turn on the charm full blast.	What's with the dark?
otherwise, you're not ugly.	Okay, pal...  I accept the compliment, but go easy -- my knees start a-knocking when you turn on the charm full blast.
and if i had to guess by your eyes. i'd say you were kind. so, so much for eyes. but as long as you bring up age...  how old are you?	Otherwise, you're not ugly.
if i had to guess by your eyes, i'd say you were fifty.	And if I had to guess by your eyes. I'd say you were kind. So, so much for eyes. But as long as you bring up age...  how old are you?
oh, please...	If I had to guess by your eyes, I'd say you were fifty.
how old are you?	Oh, please...
you know he's a little dog. next time, if bryan's not here, you can bring him in.	How old are you?
it's okay -- i'll sit here.	You know he's a little dog. Next time, if Bryan's not here, you can bring him in.
sorry.	It's okay -- I'll sit here.
well, not until now -- for christ's sake.	Sorry.
you're not worried that someone might take him?	Well, not until now -- for Christ's sake.
suckered in. set up. pushed around.	You're not worried that someone might take him?
so what are you doing with a dog?	Suckered in. Set up. Pushed around.
okay.	Spence.
spencer.	Okay.
his name?	Spencer.
an ear infection can send us to the emergency room -- maybe five, six times a month where i get whatever nine-year-old they just made a doctor. nice chatting with you.	His name?
no.	An ear infection can send us to the emergency room -- maybe five, six times a month where I get whatever nine-year-old they just made a doctor. Nice chatting with you.
he's gotta fight to breathe. his asthma can just shoot off the charts -- he's allergic to dust and this is new york and his immune system bails on him when there's trouble so an ear infection...  is this bothering you?	No.
what do you care?	He's gotta fight to breathe. His asthma can just shoot off the charts -- he's allergic to dust and this is New York and his immune system bails on him when there's trouble so an ear infection...  Is this bothering you?
what's wrong with your son, anyway?	What do you care?
just give yourself a little pep talk. "must try other people's clean silverware as part of the fun of dining out."	What's wrong with your son, anyway?
i see the help -- judgement call.	Just give yourself a little pep talk. "Must try other people's clean silverware as part of the fun of dining out."
what's with the plastic picnic ware? why not try ours...  afraid it isn't clean?	I see the help -- judgement call.
okay.	What's with the plastic picnic ware? Why not try ours...  afraid it isn't clean?
clippity clop -- clippity clop -- she has to pretend she doesn't hear me. listening to the story from the upset friend...  now she drops off the cappuccino and smiles at the putzette who doesn't even say, "thank you." no, the putzette wanted the whipped cream so back she goes and now she has to pass him again and it's getting tougher to make believe.	Okay.
you're gonna die soon with that diet, you know that?	We're all gonna die soon. I will. You will. It sure sounds like your son will.
the table's fine if it had some cholesterol on it. two sausages, six bacon strips, fries, three eggs over easy and coffee.	You're gonna die soon with that diet, you know that?
i've got jews at my table.	It's not your table. It's the place's table. Behave. This once, you can sit at someone else's station.
i know. he's just the best.	I've got Jews at my table.
i'm starving.	Will you please take it?
i love you...  let him take you home.	Don't want to. I love you.
one night with me!	You think you're kidding.
but what about...	I'll take care of myself --
we held each other. it was better than sex. what i need he gave me great.	I just love her.  How're you doing?
that long neck -- the line of you... you're porcelain... your back goes on forever. you're classic... you're why cavemen chiseled on walls...	All right, cut me a break.
thanks. but i just want to take a bath and...	That long neck -- the line of you... you're porcelain... your back goes on forever. You're classic... you're why cavemen chiseled on walls...
but you're beautiful... your skin glows.	Thanks. But I just want to take a bath and...
stop staring. do a vase.	But you're beautiful... your skin glows.
i haven't even been thinking about sketching for weeks.	Stop staring. Do a vase.
no... absolutely not. i'm shyer than you think. i give the wrong impression sometimes and...	I haven't even been thinking about sketching for weeks.
i've got to sketch you.	No... Absolutely not. I'm shyer than you think. I give the wrong impression sometimes and...
good night.	Good night.
can you believe in our little mix you're the good roommate.	Good night.
how to die, mostly.	Can you believe in our little mix you're the good roommate.
why? what have you been thinking about?	How to die, mostly.
well, considering everything's horrible and tomorrow i have to face my parents... don't ask me ... i'm sick of my own complaints ... got to get me a new set of thoughts.	Why? What have you been thinking about?
i'm sorry... are you okay?	Well, considering everything's horrible and tomorrow I have to face my parents... Don't ask me ... I'm sick of my own complaints ... got to get me a new set of thoughts.
uh-huh...	I'm sorry... are you okay?
i'm going to take a big bath and order a big meal.	Uh-huh...
no!!!	I'm going to take a big bath and order a big meal.
i don't think so. you need help with the pants?	No!!!
can you not be violent?	I don't think so. You need help with the pants?
our room. i don't want to see him and he's not going to come knocking on your door.	Can you not be violent?
was this supposed to be your room?	Our room. I don't want to see him and he's not going to come knocking on your door.
no... nervous. it would be very rough, carol, if you weren't along.	What a nice compliment.
i don't blame you... this is a monumental first day out... you sad or anything?	No... Nervous. It would be very rough, Carol, if you weren't along.
well...	No, let me pull over so I can pay full attention.
yes. i really would.	Well...
do you want to know what happened with my parents?	Yes. I really would.
i don't know the last time i've been out of the city... hey, my arms are tanning. i used to tan great. we gotta stop soon so'se i can check on spencer.	I'm sorry... I can't hear you. I can't turn my head all the way yet... tell her we can't hear her.
what the heck do you mean?	Hey, elephant girl, call her or something...  just let her do my one meal here. I'll pay whatever. I'll wait.  Do it!!!
what are you trying to do to me?	What the heck do you mean?
i'm filling in. we don't know if she's coming back. she might have to get a job closer to home.	What are you trying to do to me?
no. no. get carol.	I'm filling in. We don't know if she's coming back. She might have to get a job closer to home.
what the heck are those for?	No. No. Get Carol.
shhhhhhh. i don't have this mountain of available time...  i got to get to my restaurant on time. do you know how hard it is for me to be here?	Yes.  No.
i also regrew my beard...  but you're not interested in changes in me... so it's like i always told you...  when it comes to people you...	Shhhhhhh. I don't have this mountain of available time...  I got to get to my restaurant on time. Do you know how hard it is for me to be here?
two years ago...	I also regrew my beard...  but you're not interested in changes in me... so it's like I always told you...  when it comes to people you...
you changed the room around...	Two years ago...
i can help you if you take the responsibility to keep regular app --	You changed the room around...
you said you could help me -- what was that -- a tease?	I can help you if you take the responsibility to keep regular app --
there's not going to be a debate. you must leave.	You said you could help me -- what was that -- a tease?
explain to me how you can diagnose someone as "obsessive compulsive disorder" and then act like i have any choice in barging in.	There's not going to be a debate. You must leave.
if you want to see me you will not do this. you will make an appointment...	Explain to me how you can diagnose someone as "obsessive compulsive disorder" and then act like I have any choice in barging in.
help!	If you want to see me you will not do this. You will make an appointment...
i'm sorry that i'm not taking you.	So am I, Frank.
you are very certain my dog is okay...  because you have no idea...	Yes. Your dog is fine, Simon.
no, i promise...  not a chance. i own this guy. there was no one else. i'm on the move too much. trust me.	You are very certain my dog is okay...  because you have no idea...
how could you do that? he'll hurt him.	No, I promise...  not a chance. I own this guy. There was no one else. I'm on the move too much. Trust me.
your neighbor -- udall -- is taking care of him.	How could you do that? He'll hurt him.
so, what's new anyway? how's verdell?	Your neighbor -- Udall -- is taking care of him.
hey, hey...  haaa...  bad but temporary. the nurses say it's much better than you looked three weeks ago...  the hand will come back...  they're sure...	Jackie, will you hand me the mirror?
he's genuinely upsetting, isn't he?	Won't worry about it. You go ahead.
if there's some mental health foundation that raises money to help people like you be sure to let me know.	Last word freak.
okay... so i'll see you tomorrow. let's not drag this out. we don't enjoy another that much.	If there's some mental health foundation that raises money to help people like you be sure to let me know.
take my car -- a convertible. do you drive?	Like the wind but I'm not doing it.
think white and get serious.	Take my car -- a convertible. Do you drive?
yes. and tomorrow? i have a high maintenance selling painter coming through... so i'm out. can you take him?	Think white and get serious.
yeah. if his parents are alive they've got to help -- those are the rules. good.	Yes. And tomorrow? I have a high maintenance selling painter coming through... So I'm out. Can you take him?
it's not only financial assistance. what he's got to do is go to baltimore tomorrow and ask his parents for money. it's not going to happen on the phone.	Yeah. If his parents are alive they've got to help -- those are the rules. Good.
concerned. i'm just the hall monitor here.	It's not only financial assistance. What he's got to do is go to Baltimore tomorrow and ask his parents for money. It's not going to happen on the phone.
yeah, but it's all about simon now... you helped with the dog... and now there are other things. i'm just as concerned as you are about simon.	Concerned. I'm just the hall monitor here.
about a dog.	Yeah, but it's all about Simon now... you helped with the dog... And now there are other things. I'm just as concerned as you are about Simon.
hey -- you called me... i...	About a dog.
"what?" look at you... you sense a mark.	Hey -- you called me... I...
what?	"What?" Look at you... You sense a mark.
it looks like it really went over. you're sure making the rounds. simon says you brought him soup last night. i hope he doesn't write you a note.	What?
really nice. shouldn't that be a good thing... telling someone, 'no thanks required.'	It looks like it really went over. You're sure making the rounds. Simon says you brought him soup last night. I hope he doesn't write you a note.
she's nice.	Really nice. Shouldn't that be a good thing... telling someone, 'no thanks required.'
i did. and his stomach is out of whack. so they need him for a couple of days.	Do it.
sure -- take him to the vet.	I did. And his stomach is out of whack. So they need him for a couple of days.
it's not my dog and this simon seems to have enough on his mind -- but he did throw up twice and his spark is off.	Sure -- take him to the vet.
no. he wants him back. he'll be by tomorrow.	Okay by me.
it's been five weeks...  another few won't kill me.	No. He wants him back. He'll be by tomorrow.
simon's home. i was sort of hoping you could keep the dog until he's had a chance to think and adjust...	It's been five weeks...  another few won't kill me.
he's a pain in the ass.	Simon's home. I was sort of hoping you could keep the dog until he's had a chance to think and adjust...
how's verdell doing?	He's a pain in the ass.
hey, where are you going? you can't do this.  i can't take a dog.  nobody's ever been in here before.	You don't want to mess with me today. I'll figure something else out tomorrow.
thanks for looking after him.	Hey, where are you going? You can't do this.  I can't take a dog.  Nobody's ever been in here before.
i'm not saying nothing to you.	Thanks for looking after him.
you're taking him...  yes...  you're taking him -- this will clear the books. one night. you want to say "no" to me? try...  because i've never felt as nuts as i do right this second. i almost want you to try saying "no."	I'm not saying nothing to you.
police! police! fucking crooked police...  doughnut-munching morons help me!  assault and battery and you're black.	Shhhh now. I like Simon. I like him enough to batter you unrecognizable if you verbally abuse him or so much as touch his dog again. Meanwhile, I'll try and think how you can make this up to him.  I hate doing this. I'm an art dealer.  Have a nice day. Party!
you may think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude, but i grew up in hell. my grandmother had more attitude. you don't intimidate me.	Police! Police! Fucking crooked police...  doughnut-munching morons help me!  Assault and battery and you're black.
no touch. no touch. no touch.	You may think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude, but I grew up in Hell. My grandmother had more attitude. You don't intimidate me.
definitely a package you don't want to open or touch.	Hope you find him. I love that dog.
simon, you've got to get dressed.	What I know is that as long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a fuck what or where you shove your show. Are we being neighbors for now?
shall i get her for you?	No, it's all right. I'll just watch.
actually, i don't think so.	Wait here.
what?	They require a tie and jacket but we have some available.
yes, we do... and i can give you a tie and jacket.	What?
good evening.	Hi. You have hard shells, right?
frank loves you. you know that... but i've spoken to him and he feels that --  -- as a businessman, with limited resources...	I'll be able to keep my apartment and studio, won't I?...  Just tell me.
the medical bill are 61 thousand now. i've spoken to your parents and they didn't hang up or anything -- they just said they would feel strange calling you.	Well, I can't reach them.
see, he's right. i need the cards.  simon, you're broke.	The medical bill are 61 thousand now. I've spoken to your parents and they didn't hang up or anything -- they just said they would feel strange calling you.
terrify me?	See, he's right. I need the cards.  Simon, you're broke.
frank's idea. he thought i should have notes so i did this right... maintained focus, didn't get emotional and tried not to terrify you.	Terrify me?
sorry. what are those cards?	Frank's idea. He thought I should have notes so I did this right... maintained focus, didn't get emotional and tried not to terrify you.
no. please, don't force him.	You little stinker. He's given you everything.
how you doing, great one?	I haven't looked at myself yet. I figured I could tell from your reaction.
you're a wonderful man. two o'clock is a good time. here's the key in case he's asleep. open the curtains for him, so he sees god's beautiful work and knows that even things like this happen for the best.	Where'd they teach you to talk like this -- some Panama City "Sailor want to hump-hump bar"? Or was today getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey. Sell crazy some place else -- we're all stocked up here.
sure thing.	You're a wonderful man. Two o'clock is a good time. Here's the key in case he's asleep. Open the curtains for him, so he sees God's beautiful work and knows that even things like this happen for the best.
not just today -- uh, could you do it -- until, until he gets back on his feet?	Sure thing.
absolutely.	Not just today -- Uh, could you do it -- until, until he gets back on his feet?
no! would there be any way for you to be willing to walk his dog for him?	Absolutely.
is he dead yet?	No! Would there be any way for you to be willing to walk his dog for him?
ask him.	We will if we can and if we can't, we'll come back and ask you again and again.
oh, is he dead?	Ask him.
just move on. no one here killed him.	Oh, is he dead?
what?	Just move on. No one here killed him.
how come you're pretending to do cop work -- 'cause i don't think you could find your ass if you were spotted the hole.	What?
okay. so you call 911 and don't leave your name -- even a dumb geezer should know that emergency automatically pulls up your name. how come you make a mistake like that?	How come you're pretending to do cop work -- 'cause I don't think you could find your ass if you were spotted the hole.
what's wrong?	I forgot to lock the door.
okay. thanks a lot. here i go.	What's wrong?
then get in your jammies and i'll read you a story... i think you've got a chance. the only real enemy you have is her ability to think logically -- the best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself if it gives you one chance in whatever -- so go catch her off- guard.	Okay. Thanks a lot. Here I go.
hey... i'm charged here. but she might kill me for showing up this late.	Then get in your jammies and I'll read you a story... I think you've got a chance. The only real enemy you have is her ability to think logically -- the best thing you have going for you is your willingness to humiliate yourself if it gives you one chance in whatever -- so go catch her off- guard.
you know who you want. i'll take your seat any day. so do something... don't sleep on it... go over there. i don't think anybody should ever sleep on anything -- it's not always good to let things calm down.	Hey... I'm charged here. But she might kill me for showing up this late.
absolutely not.	You know who you want. I'll take your seat any day. So do something... don't sleep on it... go over there. I don't think anybody should ever sleep on anything -- it's not always good to let things calm down.
but you know where you're lucky?	Absolutely not.
well, if that's true then i'm really in trouble.	But you know where you're lucky?
picking on me won't help.	Well, if that's true then I'm really in trouble.
it was better than this... look, you, i'm very intelligent. if you're going to give me advice or conversation or consolation or hope, you got to be better than you're doing. if you can't be at least momentarily interesting than shut the hell up. i'm drowning and you're describing water.	Picking on me won't help.
did you like it that much?	It was better than this... Look, you, I'm very intelligent. If you're going to give me advice or conversation or consolation or hope, you got to be better than you're doing. If you can't be at least momentarily interesting than shut the hell up. I'm drowning and you're describing water.
i don't know... let me sleep on it and figure it out.  because i'm stuck! can't go back to what i had... she's evicted me from my life.	Did you like it that much?
okay... you tell me why --  "you're dying here."	I don't know... Let me sleep on it and figure it out.  Because I'm stuck! Can't go back to what I had... She's evicted me from my life.
no... and you're supposed to be sensitive and sharp.	Okay... you tell me why --  "You're dying here."
because...  ... you love her?	No... and you're supposed to be sensitive and sharp.
i'm a great guy -- "extraordinary"...  ... and she doesn't want contact with me.  i'm dying here.	Because...  ... you love her?
what did she say?	I'm a great guy -- "extraordinary"...  ... and she doesn't want contact with me.  I'm dying here.
i'm coming.	What did she say?
you going to come talk to me or not?	I'm coming.
sorry, didn't know you were awake. i just thought verdell shouldn't get too used to sleeping in here 'cause then...	Look, we both want the dog -- and...
they did a nice job... cozy, huh?	I love you.
thank you, melvin. you overwhelm me.	They did a nice job... Cozy, huh?
i think you gotta camp it here...	What are you talking about?
look, i've got to get a hold of frank and see where i'm hanging my hat 'cause...	I think you gotta camp it here...
i told you to go on in.	Look, I've got to get a hold of Frank and see where I'm hanging my hat 'cause...
another place where?	Does it matter?
good-bye.  well, your luck is holding. they sublet your place. you're homeless. frank's got a line on another place you can use for now.	Another place where?
what are you talking about? you got real problems.	I know. I'm a little bit nervous. Suddenly everything seems so easy. Carol, a load has been lifted.
... now he's going to want to stay. and they'll want to take a ride to the lake or whatever. so it's a good five hours back. it gives us a chance to take it easy and...	I'm going back with you.
... so mom. truly no grudges -- truly. a little odd that you didn't come to see me when you heard i was hurt, but the important thing i want you to know is your son is happy. i'm working again. i'll make do -- i don't want a thing. wouldn't take it if it was offered. i'll drop you a note from wherever i land and then it's up to you. i hope we patch things up but know that if we don't, i wish you both the very best... i can't hear you. you heard me, though, right? good -- take good care. 'bye.	... Now he's going to want to stay. And they'll want to take a ride to the lake or whatever. So it's a good five hours back. It gives us a chance to take it easy and...
i get why you're angry. it's no snap to explain why i was like that, but let's not try to do it on the run...	... so Mom. Truly no grudges -- truly. A little odd that you didn't come to see me when you heard I was hurt, but the important thing I want you to know is your son is happy. I'm working again. I'll make do -- I don't want a thing. Wouldn't take it if it was offered. I'll drop you a note from wherever I land and then it's up to you. I hope we patch things up but know that if we don't, I wish you both the very best... I can't hear you. You heard me, though, right? Good -- take good care. 'Bye.
you consider your life easy.	I give you that one...  Nice packing.
wouldn't your lie be a lot easier if you were not...	You consider your life easy.
melvin...	Wouldn't your lie be a lot easier if you were not...
do you ever get an erection for a woman?	Melvin...
not it at all, really.	Not at all, huh?!... Let's go to the hotel. And if you're lucky tomorrow Dad will give you another wad of sweaty money.
well, i always painted. always. and my mother always encouraged it. she was sort of fabulous about it actually... and she used to... i was too young to think there was anything at all wrong with it... and she was very natural. she used to pose nude for me... and i thought or assumed my father was aware of it.	This stuff is pointless.
that's very thoughtful.	Never a break. Never.
i, uh... i was... attacked. walked in on people robbing me. i was hospitalized. i almost died.	Let's do the small talk in the car. Load up.
but sick -- nauseous -- where everything looks distorted and everything inside just aches -- when you can barely get up the will to complain.	Yeah...
i haven't been sleeping. i haven't been clear or felt like myself. i'm in trouble. some son of a bitch is burning my bridges behind my back...  but the tiredness -- boy...  not just sleepy.	But sick -- nauseous -- where everything looks distorted and everything inside just aches -- when you can barely get up the will to complain.
got any easier questions?	I haven't been sleeping. I haven't been clear or felt like myself. I'm in trouble. Some son of a bitch is burning my bridges behind my back...  But the tiredness -- boy...  Not just sleepy.
i have never been so tired in my life. okay, if i sit here?	Got any easier questions?
thanks.	I have never been so tired in my life. Okay, if I sit here?
i brought you chinese soup.	Thanks.
would you leave now, please?	Stupid dog.  I don't get it.
yo, yo, yo...	Would you leave now, please?
come on, sweetheart...	Yo, yo, yo...
now we'll both call him.	Come on, sweetheart...
oh, my gosh.	Now we'll both call him.
i carry bacon in my pocket.	Oh, my gosh.
don't piss on a gift, tough guy. you want to know why the dog prefers me...  it's not affection. it's a trick.	I carry bacon in my pocket.
get out.	Don't piss on a gift, tough guy. You want to know why the dog prefers me...  it's not affection. It's a trick.
well, i'll do one thing for you that might cheer you up.	Get out.
rot in hell, melvin.	No need to stop being a lady... quit worrying -- you'll be back on your knees in no time.
nellie, you're a disgrace to depression.	Rot in hell, Melvin.
nothing worse than having to feel this way in front of you?	Nellie, you're a disgrace to depression.
get out.	Nothing worse than having to feel this way in front of you?
where are all your queer party friends?	Get out.
please, just leave.	Where are all your queer party friends?
that cleaning woman doesn't...	Please, just leave.
go away.	That cleaning woman doesn't...
it smells like shit in here?	Go away.
if you'll excuse me i'm not feeling so well.	It smells like shit in here?
thank you for walking him.	If you'll excuse me I'm not feeling so well.
maybe i'll bring him some food by.	Thank you for walking him.
i called. i never touched you. i didn't leave my name or nothing.	Verdell?
thank you. verdell...  sweetheart?  by the way, thanks for saving me.	I called. I never touched you. I didn't leave my name or nothing.
could you take it just a little easy, mr. udall?	Thank you. Verdell...  sweetheart?  By the way, thanks for saving me.
that's some face they left hanging on you. you look like...	Could you take it just a little easy, Mr. Udall?
yes. it's not a subtle point you're making.	Okay, then.
well, i work all the time. so never, never again interrupt me. okay? i mean, never. not 30 years from now... not if there's fire. not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week later there's a smell from in there that can only come from a decaying body and you have to hold a hanky against your face because the stench is so thick you think you're going to faint even then don't come knocking or, if it's election night and you're excited and want to celebrate because some fudge-packer you dated has been elected the first queer president of the united states... and he's going to put you up in camp david and you just want to share the moment with someone...  don't knock ...  not on this door. not for anything. got me. sweetheart?	Yes. It's not a subtle point you're making.
no...  actually, i even shut the phone off and put a little piece of cardboard in the ringer so no one can just buzz me from d...	Well, I work all the time. So never, never again interrupt me. Okay? I mean, never. Not 30 years from now... not if there's fire. Not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week later there's a smell from in there that can only come from a decaying body and you have to hold a hanky against your face because the stench is so thick you think you're going to faint even then don't come knocking or, if it's election night and you're excited and want to celebrate because some fudge-packer you dated has been elected the first queer President of the United States... and he's going to put you up in Camp David and you just want to share the moment with someone...  don't knock ...  not on this door. Not for anything. Got me. Sweetheart?
do you like to be interrupt when you are danging around in your little garden?	No...  actually, I even shut the phone off and put a little piece of cardboard in the ringer so no one can just buzz me from d...
no, i didn't.	Do you like to be interrupt when you are danging around in your little garden?
do you realize that i work at him?	No, I didn't.
did you... do something to him?	Do you realize that I work at him?
well, that's a load off.	Did you... do something to him?
i found verdell, mr. udall.	Well, that's a load off.
maybe this can wait.	I found Verdell, Mr. Udall.
yeeeess!!!	Maybe this can wait.
mr. udall, i'd like to talk to you please.	'Love was... '
how're you doing?	Franks shows my work, Mr. Udall. I think you know that.
frank sachs -- melvin udall.	How're you doing?
like thick molasses, with one of those wide noses perfect for smelling trouble and prison food...	Frank Sachs -- Melvin Udall.
which color was that?	Like thick molasses, with one of those wide noses perfect for smelling trouble and prison food...
i got it. you're talking about your dog. i thought that was the name of the colored man i've been seeing in the hall.	Which color was that?
my dog... you know... i mean my little dog with the adorable face... don't you know what my dog looks like?	I got it. You're talking about your dog. I thought that was the name of the colored man I've been seeing in the hall.
what's he look like?	My dog... you know... I mean my little dog with the adorable face... Don't you know what my dog looks like?
mr. udall... excuse me. hey there!  have you seen verdell?	What's he look like?
how do you write women so well?	I think of a man and take away reason and accountability.
aw come on, just a couple of questions -- how hard is that?	How do you write women so well?
oh god, this is like a nightmare.	Aw come on, just a couple of questions -- how hard is that?
that somebody out there knows what it's like to be...  in here.	Oh God, this is like a nightmare.
what's it mean?	That somebody out there knows what it's like to be...  in here.
i can't resist. you usually move through here so quickly and i have so many questions i want to ask you. you have no idea what your work means to me.	What's it mean?
why are you doing this?	No. No. No. Hey, that painting in there...  I just want to tell you...
just a second -- he has to go.	Please!! NO!!!
wait -- i want to see the painting.	Just a second -- he has to go.
yes...  well, there's one more stage -- trying to figure out if it's any good.	Wait -- I want to see the painting.
so you're practically finished, huh?	Yes...  well, there's one more stage -- trying to figure out if it's any good.
the fact that you haven't said, "hold it" means i haven't done it right...  is that correct? i haven't done it right?	No...  Okay. What I do is watch and wait for, um... You ever watch someone who doesn't know you're watching...  an old woman on a bus, kids going to school and you see this flash come over them and you know immediately that it has nothing to do with anything external -- that it's in respond to a private thought they just had? They are just sort of realer and more alive. And when you notice it so are you. If you look at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.
nothing. i just watch till something strikes me. do anything you think of -- try different thing. until i say, "hold that pose." then just try and comfortably hold it.	The fact that you haven't said, "hold it" means I haven't done it right...  is that correct? I haven't done it right?
how about that pose?  this is not fun...  give me some direction.	Nothing. I just watch till something strikes me. Do anything you think of -- try different thing. Until I say, "hold that pose." Then just try and comfortably hold it.
exactly what is your previous experience?	How about that pose?  This is not fun...  Give me some direction.
game over, bitch!	Bain!
i'll tell you this.  after cleveland, i thought i was lucky to be alive.  but now, here, i just realized that you were the lucky one.	Now I'll tell you something.  It wouldn't fucking matter if I offered you one hundred million dollars. You'd still be thinking the same thing, that you're going to take me. And here I am, sitting through this, knowing it's bullshit, looking at you and the only thing going on in my mind, the only thing I can think is that, in just a few minutes I'm going to take you.
why don't you tell me.	I'll tell you this.  After Cleveland, I thought I was lucky to be alive.  But now, here, I just realized that you were the lucky one.
you don't know a fucking thing about me.  you don't have the slightest fucking clue.	Why don't you tell me.
you would be.	You don't know a fucking thing about me.  You don't have the slightest fucking clue.
you think i would be an idiot to pass up five million dollars.	You would be.
what i just said, no assassin would say.  what i've said, only a mark would say.	You think I would be an idiot to pass up five million dollars.
oh, yeah.	What I just said, no assassin would say.  What I've said, only a mark would say.
you understand what's going on?  it makes sense, right?	Oh, yeah.
what?	You understand what's going on?  It makes sense, right?
did you see how i did that?  magic wasn't it?	What?
shit.  that sure is a lot of money.	Did you see how I did that?  Magic wasn't it?
that's right.	Shit.  That sure is a lot of money.
five million dollars?	That's right.
if you think you can take me, quit fucking bullshitting and try it.	All right, Bain.  Pay attention, because this is where everything changes.
yeah you are and you hate it.  you hate the fact that your hand is shaking and mine isn't.  that you're sweating your balls off and i'm not. you've got fear and hate in your belly like battery acid, all because of me.	If you think you can take me, quit fucking bullshitting and try it.
i ain't scared of you.	Yeah you are and you hate it.  You hate the fact that your hand is shaking and mine isn't.  That you're sweating your balls off and I'm not. You've got fear and hate in your belly like battery acid, all because of me.
listen to me, bain.  two days ago, you contacted your contractor, who told you that they knew when and where i was going to pick up the transferred money from microcell. you don't know how they got the information.  it bothered you, but you didn't care.  how do i know this?  because ten years ago, i was sitting in that chair, as scared shitless as you are now.	I ain't scared of you.
what does that fucking mean?	It means that I'm going to tell you things, even though I already know that you're not going to listen to a God damned thing I say.
i knew the same way in ten years you're going to know.	What does that fucking mean?
how'd you know?  just tell me that. how'd you fucking know?	I knew the same way in ten years you're going to know.
no, no.  wait.  you don't want me to jump.  you're going to jump.  i'm stuck back here until it's too late. wham -- over!	I know you're going to jump.
what are you doing?	There's a sand barricade up ahead; I'm going to ram this cab into it. The cab has an airbag, odds are good I'll survive.  But with this steel casing and bullet proof glass, odds for you are not so good.
what?  what's okay?	What are you doing?
okay.	What?  What's okay?
we go around once.	Bullshit.
so what happens now?	We go around once.
who the fuck cares about cleveland. cleveland blows.  what kind of marks have they got here?  greasy mobster, teamster or some hand job politician.  i want the money marks. i want the marks that you get.	So what happens now?
after those cops, you'll never be able to come back to cleveland.	Who the fuck cares about Cleveland. Cleveland blows.  What kind of marks have they got here?  Greasy mobster, teamster or some hand job politician.  I want the money marks. I want the marks that you get.
robert bain, driving me!  jesus fucking christ!	After those cops, you'll never be able to come back to Cleveland.
tachlinkov.	Yeah, that's it.  And he's like a fucking genius.  They said he shaded you over and over.  And in the end, he aced you again.  Shaded and faded.  They say he's living on some Greek island, but I say that's fucking bullshit.  I say you're the best and that you planted his ass. Am I right?
oh!  i got a question.  jesus, this has been driving me crazy for years -- shit, listen to me.  i sound like some fucking fanboy.  i'm sorry, but i just got to ask you.  everybody talks about how you left the agency and got into the business and then how you went after the russian, nicholai talinkov --	Tachlinkov.
you don't have to tell me that. it's just, i know my bid was low, but was it too low?  i mean, did i seem like an amateur, like i didn't know what i was doing?	We both know what you were doing.
it's just a shoot-out then.  sixty- forty, at best.  not my odds.	Sounds like chickenshit --
hey.  what i don't get was why didn't you take the shot inside the restaurant?  i mean you had me, a free shot.  that's what i would have done.	It's just a shoot-out then.  Sixty- forty, at best.  Not my odds.
two years.  two long fucking years.	Hey.  What I don't get was why didn't you take the shot inside the restaurant?  I mean you had me, a free shot.  That's what I would have done.
how long have you been freelance?	Two years.  Two long fucking years.
bain.  michael bain.	How long have you been freelance?
holy shit!  robert rath wants to know my name.	Bain.  Michael Bain.
what's your name?  we both know it's not nicholai.	Holy shit!  Robert Rath wants to know my name.
boy, that's fucking genius.  you're a fucking genius.  then you're just sitting there, bullshitting with me. man, no way i coulda done that!	What's your name?  We both know it's not Nicholai.
no fucking way.	Okay, don't.
sit back.  put your seatbelt on.	No fucking way.
you can't --	The hell I can't.  It's my cab.  I don't like you.  So, get the hell out!
get out.  you think i'm running you up?  get out.	You can't --
what are you doing?	Get out.  You think I'm running you up?  Get out.
just do your job.	What are you doing?
what?  you think i'm running you up?	Just do your job.
yeah well, you just blew your tip, pal.	What?  You think I'm running you up?
you're right.  talking too much again.	Yeah well, you just blew your tip, pal.
that was peterson back there.  that goes to the expressway for the airport.	You're right.  Talking too much again.
what?	That was Peterson back there.  That goes to the expressway for the airport.
what are you doing?	What?
probably.	I'd love to sit in that jury.  Send that S.O.B. right to the chair.
but they caught the guy.  i heard it all.  sounded like he just went berserk, fucking loco.  shooting anybody.  drugs, probably.	Probably.
yeah.	But they caught the guy.  I heard it all.  Sounded like he just went berserk, fucking loco.  Shooting anybody.  Drugs, probably.
yeah, it's terrible.  i mean valli, and i don't care what office he's running for, the guy's a crook.  he probably had it coming, but all the other people.  real sad.	Yeah.
no shit.	Yeah, it's terrible.  I mean Valli, and I don't care what office he's running for, the guy's a crook.  He probably had it coming, but all the other people.  Real sad.
didn't you here all them sirens? it's been all over the radio.  some guy shot leevio valli, and a bunch of bystanders, in the trattoria roma.	No shit.
why?  what happened?	Didn't you here all them sirens? It's been all over the radio.  Some guy shot Leevio Valli, and a bunch of bystanders, in the Trattoria Roma.
look, i'm real tired and i'm not interested in fucking chit-chat.	I know just what you mean.  I'm pretty beat myself.
not too good at small talk, eh?	Look, I'm real tired and I'm not interested in fucking chit-chat.
what is this?	Not too good at small talk, eh?
where you from?	What is this?
no.  no i'm not.	Where you from?
so you're from around here?	No.  No I'm not.
uh, fontella's	So you're from around here?
what restaurant?	Uh, Fontella's
what?	What restaurant?
where?	What?
yeah.  yeah, i'm a waiter.	Where?
no.  no problem.  the airport, right?	Right.
is there a problem?	No.  No problem.  The airport, right?
how in the fuck do you know that?	Do you want Rath or not?
i don't give a fuck what you are.  i asked you --	How in the fuck do you know that?
such language in front of a lady.	I don't give a fuck what you are.  I asked you --
they money will be standard bank transfer.  we believe we will know where and when.	What?
no.  no.  no.  i don't believe it.	They money will be standard bank transfer.  We believe we will know where and when.
michael?	No.  No.  No.  I don't believe it.
i'm on the scent.	You're too late.
i'm sorry, sir.  a year ago there was a fire in the old hotel paraiso. this is the new hotel paraiso.	Take us there.
no, the other hotel paraiso, in the city.  near the plaza del sol.	I'm sorry, sir.  A year ago there was a fire in the old Hotel Paraiso. This is the new Hotel Paraiso.
yes.  this is the hotel paraiso.	No, the other Hotel Paraiso, in the city.  Near the Plaza del Sol.
no, no.  i said the hotel paraiso.	Yes.  This is the Hotel Paraiso.
yes, sir.	No, no.  I said the Hotel Paraiso.
good afternoon.  we have reservations at the hotel paraiso in costa blanca.	Yes, sir.
hi.  up ahead my boss is in that black limo.  we're not sure which hotel we're at, so could you just follow them?	Sure.
the contract?	Paid in full.
hello, robert.	The contract?
who is the mark?	Freelancer.  A woman.  Surveillance specialist.
tomorrow.  the buyer is japanese. his retirement a condition of the bonus.	Who is the mark?
deadline?	Tomorrow.  The buyer is Japanese. His retirement a condition of the bonus.
i don't know what the fuck you are.	I know.  It was a joke.
know what?	The fucking contract!  How in the fuck did he know.
how did he know?	Know what?
who?	A new player.  He's using the name Nicholai.
the contract was stolen.	Who?
what?	The contract was stolen.
send the file.  i'll have the estimate tonight.	I'm worried about you, Robert.
sick.  the flu.	I don't believe you.
where have you been, robert?	Sick.  The flu.
a player?	We have an M.O... Her system is protected by her 'pussy virus.'
you think this is a fucking joke?	$1,000,000.
is this how it went, nick?	Robert?  Robert?
i give a fuck?  i'm done!  i quit! do you fucking hear me!  i'm fucking gone!	He stole another contract.
it cost us.	I give a fuck?  I'm done!  I quit! Do you fucking hear me!  I'm fucking gone!
i bet you fucking know!	It cost us.
i know what happened.	I bet you fucking know!
i have been sitting on a contract from cleveland for six days because of you.	Fuck you, fuck Cleveland, and fuck your contracts --
he's coming, electra!  get out now!	Oh, God.  I see it!
was nice.	Yes.
last night --	Was nice.
what?	Last night --
electra --	What?
okay.	Electra --
i'm taking off my mike.	Okay.
right.	I'm taking off my mike.
wait until he is on the stairs.	Right.
shit.	Wait until he is on the stairs.
i waited another four minutes.	Shit.
what?	I waited another four minutes.
four minutes.	What?
martin.	Martin.
i'm not normal.	I know.  That's why I'm attracted to you.  I mean, you make me nervous. You're intimidating.  Maybe it's my curiosity/self-preservation thing, but all I can really think about right now is kissing you.
that doesn't sound normal.	I'm not normal.
why?	That doesn't sound normal.
maybe you should see a psychiatrist.	Why?
when i gave you my gun and you almost shot me.	Maybe you should see a psychiatrist.
uh-huh.	When I gave you my gun and you almost shot me.
honestly?	Uh-huh.
when did it start?	Honestly?
no.	When did it start?
were you attracted to me right away?	No.
i'm not sure that i care anymore.	Were you attracted to me right away?
is this becoming complicated?	I'm not sure that I care anymore.
after her, i realized that to survive i had to live without... it's dangerous to let things become complicated.	Is this becoming complicated?
was she the only one?	After her, I realized that to survive I had to live without... It's dangerous to let things become complicated.
no.  i tried to stop it.  i couldn't.	Was she the only one?
did you --	No.  I tried to stop it.  I couldn't.
she was taken.	Did you --
what happened to her?	She was taken.
someone like me, like you.  a pro.	What happened to her?
who was she?	Someone like me, like you.  A pro.
yes.	Who was she?
it happened to you before?	Yes.
it can be.	It happened to you before?
attraction is a complication?	It can be.
i didn't want to complicate the situation.	Attraction is a complication?
is that why you didn't want to talk about women before?	I didn't want to complicate the situation.
both.	Is that why you didn't want to talk about women before?
is it a physical thing, or a mental thing?	Both.
why?  i don't know.	Is it a physical thing, or a mental thing?
why?	Why?  I don't know.
yes.	Why?
are you attracted to me?	Yes.
yes.	Are you attracted to me?
am i attractive?	Yes.
i'm sure you will.	Am I attractive?
can i ask you something?	I'm sure you will.
i'm playing white, remember.  you can't tell me which pieces to move. it doesn't work that way.	Can I ask you something?
because, i'll take it.	I'm playing white, remember.  You can't tell me which pieces to move. It doesn't work that way.
why?	Because, I'll take it.
that's a ridiculous move.	Why?
what?	That's a ridiculous move.
what are you doing?	What?
he believed it all went back to one night, when as a little girl.  i watched my parents have this big fight, really big.  i thought my mother was going to kill my father. then they went into their room and made up.  and i watched them make love through the keyhole.	What are you doing?
did he explain how this happened?	He believed it all went back to one night, when as a little girl.  I watched my parents have this big fight, really big.  I thought my mother was going to kill my father. Then they went into their room and made up.  And I watched them make love through the keyhole.
he told me that my curiosity became unnaturally entangled with my sense of self-preservation.	Did he explain how this happened?
apparently this doctor was unable to cure you.	He told me that my curiosity became unnaturally entangled with my sense of self-preservation.
so i could watch the girl that lived under me.	Apparently this doctor was unable to cure you.
and you were drilling these holes...?	So I could watch the girl that lived under me.
i don't know.  when i was in college, i was forced to go to a psychiatrist because i was caught drilling holes in my dorm room floor.	And you were drilling these holes...?
why?	I don't know.  When I was in college, I was forced to go to a psychiatrist because I was caught drilling holes in my dorm room floor.
i know.  it makes me crazy.	Why?
it's always been that way.  the world has always functioned on two levels.	I know.  It makes me crazy.
no?	It's always been that way.  The world has always functioned on two levels.
no.	No?
isn't it interesting though?  i mean, look at us, in this room.  or yesterday, when we were walking in the plaza market.  i mean, we look like just another couple.  but what are we?  doesn't it seem so crazy?	No.
thank you.	Isn't it interesting though?  I mean, look at us, in this room.  Or yesterday, when we were walking in the plaza market.  I mean, we look like just another couple.  But what are we?  Doesn't it seem so crazy?
she is married, but not to him. another man, much older.  she has four kids.  the young guy works for her.  and i think she likes kinky sex.	Thank you.
i heard them last night and it made me want to know something about them.  i wanted to, so i did.	She is married, but not to him. Another man, much older.  She has four kids.  The young guy works for her.  And I think she likes kinky sex.
why in the hell would you take that chance?	I heard them last night and it made me want to know something about them.  I wanted to, so I did.
nobody ever sees me.	Why in the hell would you take that chance?
jesus, if someone had --	Nobody ever sees me.
it was no big deal.  i saw them leave, i went in.	Jesus, if someone had --
what?	It was no big deal.  I saw them leave, I went in.
i went into their room this afternoon.	What?
how do you know they're not?	I went into their room this afternoon.
when i first saw them i thought they were married.	How do you know they're not?
i didn't notice them.	When I first saw them I thought they were married.
did you think they were newlyweds?	I didn't notice them.
they're worth less points.	So?
i hate bishops.  they're useless.  i like knights.	They're worth less points.
why did you trade a bishop for a knight?	I hate bishops.  They're useless.  I like knights.
i think i got one today.	Five million dollars will buy a lot of Rolaids.
no.	I think I got one today.
do you have ulcers?	No.
ten years later, here you are again.	Yes.  Here I am again.
no.  i went back to the hotel.  and waited.	Ten years later, here you are again.
you didn't take it.	No.  I went back to the hotel.  And waited.
then he offered me one million dollars to walk away, to quit the business.	You didn't take it.
was that it?	Then he offered me one million dollars to walk away, to quit the business.
he said i couldn't win.  that no one wins at this game.	Was that it?
what did he say?	He said I couldn't win.  That no one wins at this game.
he wanted what i want now; to get out of the business.  to disappear to some empty greek island.	What did he say?
what did he want?	He wanted what I want now; to get out of the business.  To disappear to some empty Greek island.
i waited until i was insane and then i walked into the bank.  he was sitting there, very calm, waiting for me.	What did he want?
what happened?	I waited until I was insane and then I walked into the bank.  He was sitting there, very calm, waiting for me.
yes.	What happened?
ten years ago.	Yes.
it wasn't planned or premeditated. i swear.  things happened beyond my control.  i understood; i saw where they were leading and i suppose that it just made sense.	Ten years ago.
i don't believe that.	It wasn't planned or premeditated. I swear.  Things happened beyond my control.  I understood; I saw where they were leading and I suppose that it just made sense.
i don't know.  it just happened.  i was here ten years ago, i'm here now.  that's it.	I don't believe that.
what is it?  i don't like this at all.  what is going on here?	I don't know.  It just happened.  I was here ten years ago, I'm here now.  That's it.
you killed him here?  in this city, outside that bank?	What is it?  I don't like this at all.  What is going on here?
yes.	You killed him here?  In this city, outside that bank?
for nicholai?	Yes.
ten years ago, i sat there in that same hotel window, sweat pouring off of me waiting --	For Nicholai?
i was.	Ten years ago, I sat there in that same hotel window, sweat pouring off of me waiting --
you can't know for sure, how can you?  i mean, you're not him.	I was.
i told you, he will.	You can't know for sure, how can you?  I mean, you're not him.
except, if he doesn't come out of the hotel.	I told you, he will.
what?	Except, if he doesn't come out of the hotel.
except --	What?
i've been thinking about it for a long time.	Except --
sounds pretty well figured out.	I've been thinking about it for a long time.
five million apiece.  you get on your plane, i get on mine.	Sounds pretty well figured out.
we split the money?	Five million apiece.  You get on your plane, I get on mine.
i'll be walking out of the bank, unarmed.  you'll have the gun and i'll drive the car.	We split the money?
you'll have the money.  how do i know that you won't --	I'll be walking out of the bank, unarmed.  You'll have the gun and I'll drive the car.
if things go well, i don't have to. you'll already be in a rented car waiting for me.	You'll have the money.  How do I know that you won't --
and with the mikes, i'll tell you when he leaves the hotel and you'll tell me when he leaves the bank.	If things go well, I don't have to. You'll already be in a rented car waiting for me.
that's right.	And with the mikes, I'll tell you when he leaves the hotel and you'll tell me when he leaves the bank.
that means you won't have a gun.	That's right.
he can't.  the bank has an expensive security system; metal detectors and x-ray machines.	That means you won't have a gun.
what?  what if he brings it with him?	He can't.  The bank has an expensive security system; metal detectors and X-ray machines.
he won't be able to.  he'll have to go inside.  he'll have to see with his own eyes, whether or not i am there.  if the bank closes, he won't know for sure.  he'll come.  i'm sure.  and when he does you'll go into the hotel, go upstairs and take the gun.	What?  What if he brings it with him?
why won't he wait until the bank closes?	He won't be able to.  He'll have to go inside.  He'll have to see with his own eyes, whether or not I am there.  If the bank closes, he won't know for sure.  He'll come.  I'm sure.  And when he does you'll go into the hotel, go upstairs and take the gun.
the sun will be low, almost dark, the air cool and the bank will almost be closed.  5:45.  5:50.  he will put the rifle down, he will get up and he will walk across the plaza to the bank.	Why won't he wait until the bank closes?
it will take the entire day, but he will begin to doubt himself.  he will begin to believe that he missed me, that somehow i slipped by and am already on a plane to europe.	The sun will be low, almost dark, the air cool and the bank will almost be closed.  5:45.  5:50.  He will put the rifle down, he will get up and he will walk across the plaza to the bank.
aiiee.  more waiting?  i don't know if i like this plan.	It will take the entire day, but he will begin to doubt himself.  He will begin to believe that he missed me, that somehow I slipped by and am already on a plane to Europe.
then, we wait.	Aiiee.  More waiting?  I don't know if I like this plan.
okay.  then what?	Then, we wait.
you'll be here.  a restaurant.  a public place far enough away that he won't notice you, but with a good enough view you'll be able to see him when he moves inside.	Okay.  Then what?
no.  it would be amateur.  a risk. he'll wait for the prime shot, that he knows is coming.  once i'm inside, he'll move to the hotel. he'll go up the back, too much traffic in the front.	You'll be here.  A restaurant.  A public place far enough away that he won't notice you, but with a good enough view you'll be able to see him when he moves inside.
but he won't shoot you right then?	No.  It would be amateur.  A risk. He'll wait for the prime shot, that he knows is coming.  Once I'm inside, he'll move to the hotel. He'll go up the back, too much traffic in the front.
he will be hidden somewhere out here, probably somewhere low, in the crowd.  he'll stay there until he sees me enter the bank.	But he won't shoot you right then?
check.	He will be hidden somewhere out here, probably somewhere low, in the crowd.  He'll stay there until he sees me enter the bank.
this is the bank.  this is the hotel.  in the morning i will enter the bank.	Check.
fine.	This is the bank.  This is the hotel.  In the morning I will enter the bank.
it's too late now.  okay?  we'll have to deal with these.	Fine.
they saw you coming a mile away.  if i had known we'd be using --	It's too late now.  Okay?  We'll have to deal with these.
i paid a lot for these.	They saw you coming a mile away.  If I had known we'd be using --
cheap as shit.	I paid a lot for these.
transmits and receives.	Cheap as shit.
two way?	Transmits and receives.
i've always wanted to learn something like that.	You should.  It's very important, that the body release the energy that builds in it.
thank you.	I've always wanted to learn something like that.
not that i would know, but you look like you're really good at it.	Thank you.
taiwan.	Not that I would know, but you look like you're really good at it.
where did you learn it?	Taiwan.
how was the beach?	The beach?  It was nice.
sorry.	How was the beach?
you should knock.	Sorry.
book.  sunglasses.  great.	You should knock.
he won't be looking for you.  just be careful.  buy a book.  keep your sunglasses on.	Book.  Sunglasses.  Great.
really?	He won't be looking for you.  Just be careful.  Buy a book.  Keep your sunglasses on.
okay.	Really?
i know what you are thinking.  i'm not going to disappear, okay?  i'm not going anywhere, just down there, to that beautiful beach.  i got to get out of this room, just for a little while.	Okay.
why don't you bring it out here? it's beautiful out here.	I know what you are thinking.  I'm not going to disappear, okay?  I'm not going anywhere, just down there, to that beautiful beach.  I got to get out of this room, just for a little while.
breakfast.	Why don't you bring it out here? It's beautiful out here.
what do you think he's doing?	I don't know... But I'm sure he's not sleeping.
yes.	What do you think he's doing?
in costa blanca.	Yes.
here?	In Costa Blanca.
do you think he's here?	Here?
i'm kind of tired.  i think i'd like to try and get some sleep.	You can have the bed.  The chair is fine for me.
that sounds nice.	I'm kind of tired.  I think I'd like to try and get some sleep.
i don't know... maybe i'll live on a boat, sail to all the places i've never been.	That sounds nice.
what will you do if this works, if we get the money?	I don't know... maybe I'll live on a boat, sail to all the places I've never been.
no.	What happens if you do?
not even a stalemate?	No.
no.	Not even a stalemate?
but you've never figured out a way to win.	No.
yes.	But you've never figured out a way to win.
do you think about the game?	Yes.
work.  the things i need to get done.	Do you think about the game?
oh.  what do you think about?	Work.  The things I need to get done.
it helps me to focus.  it centers me, helps me think.	Oh.  What do you think about?
why not?	It helps me to focus.  It centers me, helps me think.
no.	Why not?
what?	I wasn't expecting this.  I need to think.
that's where he'll be.	What?
i don't know.	You were there?
i've never been to the gulf of mexico.  is it as nice as they say?	I don't know.
nothing.	I've never been to the Gulf of Mexico.  Is it as nice as they say?
about?	Nothing.
thinking.	About?
hey, where are you?	Thinking.
where is it?	Mexico.
good.	Where is it?
several.	Good.
do you have a passport?	Several.
you said you didn't trust it.	I don't.
it.  tell it.  for all i know it could be a machine.	You said you didn't trust it.
is that what you wanted to hear? something cold blooded... something remorseless...	No.  Something honest.
this is fiction!  don't you see that?  this is another reality.  and the people that come into the world to play this game -- nobody forces them!  they're here, they know the rules, the stakes, the risks!  do you understand what i am saying?  no one is innocent -- including you!	Does that mean it didn't bother you?
that's fiction.	This is fiction!  Don't you see that?  This is another reality.  And the people that come into the world to play this game -- nobody forces them!  They're here, they know the rules, the stakes, the risks!  Do you understand what I am saying?  No one is innocent -- including you!
did it ever bother james bond?	That's fiction.
did it ever bother you?	Did it ever bother James Bond?
they become complicated... messy.	Did it ever bother you?
after that?	They become complicated... messy.
no.  just the first one.	After that?
are they usually like that?	No.  Just the first one.
it was... mechanical.  very precise. it was exactly like the training drill except for the adrenaline.	Are they usually like that?
because i want to know.	It was... mechanical.  Very precise. It was exactly like the training drill except for the adrenaline.
why?	Because I want to know.
yes.	Why?
my first take?	Yes.
tell me about the first time.	My first take?
the only thing different about the private sector is that a general contractor takes less of a percentage than the government, so you make more money.  then once you make the transition, you realize you were never working for the government; it was always the private sector, the vested interests and it's the same vested interests that continue to buy your plane tickets.	Tell me about the first time.
then you went freelance?	The only thing different about the private sector is that a General Contractor takes less of a percentage than the government, so you make more money.  Then once you make the transition, you realize you were never working for the government; it was always the private sector, the vested interests and it's the same vested interests that continue to buy your plane tickets.
yes.  it didn't matter much to them as long as i disappeared.	Then you went freelance?
they tried to kill you?	Yes.  It didn't matter much to them as long as I disappeared.
the same reason everyone does.  you hear your name on c-span and you realize you're a skeleton in someone's closet and they're coming to bury you.	They tried to kill you?
why did you leave the agency?	The same reason everyone does.  You hear your name on C-SPAN and you realize you're a skeleton in someone's closet and they're coming to bury you.
because you are a women.	Why did you leave the Agency?
why?	Because you are a women.
women... i don't... i don't want to talk about women.	Why?
why not?	Women... I don't... I don't want to talk about women.
women?  no... not really.	Why not?
the exotic women.	Women?  No... not really.
they are very good at what they do. it's very seductive.  the training, the weapons, the travel --	The exotic women.
ahhhh...	They are very good at what they do. It's very seductive.  The training, the weapons, the travel --
of course.  i was going to be james bond.	Ahhhh...
but you knew what they were training you for?	Of course.  I was going to be James Bond.
no, they didn't.	But you knew what they were training you for?
they didn't give you a choice, did they?	No, they didn't.
no.  i graduated from george washington university.  then i entered the agency training program.	They didn't give you a choice, did they?
you went from high school to the agency?	No.  I graduated from George Washington University.  Then I entered the Agency training program.
i was just different.	You went from high school to the Agency?
why not?	I was just different.
some people said that.  i never thought so.	Why not?
you were like a boy genius?	Some people said that.  I never thought so.
languages.  i was already fluent in nine languages.	You were like a boy genius?
jesus -- why?	Languages.  I was already fluent in nine languages.
they recruited me when i was in high school.	Jesus -- why?
how old were you?	They recruited me when I was in high school.
more or less.	How old were you?
the c.i.a.?	More or less.
the same way everyone does; the government, the agency.	The C.I.A.?
how did you get into the business?	The same way everyone does; the government, the Agency.
yes.  as soon as you get into this business, all you can think about is getting to the top.  that's all there is.  until then, there is nothing.  you are nothing.	How did you get into the business?
where you wanted to be?	Yes.  As soon as you get into this business, all you can think about is getting to the top.  That's all there is.  Until then, there is nothing.  You are nothing.
because that's how it works.  that's what it's about.  he was the best. he was on top.	Where you wanted to be?
why?	Because that's how it works.  That's what it's about.  He was the best. He was on top.
i killed him.	Why?
he was... taken.	He was killed.
why didn't you finish this game?	He was... taken.
we played with a code using <u>the new</u> <u>york times</u> obituaries.  over three years we played twelve matches.  i never won.	Why didn't you finish this game?
it looks like white's game.	We played with a code using <u>The New</u> <u>York Times</u> obituaries.  Over three years we played twelve matches.  I never won.
had?	He was Russian.  Nicholai Tachlinkov.  A legend in the business when I was just starting. I admired him.  When I heard he loved chess I became obsessed with the game.
it's not the same, is it?	Better than playing with yourself.
with computers.	It's not the same, is it?
because i'm done.	This is crazy.  I can't trust you. You can't trust me.  How can we possibly help each other?
why?	Because I'm done.
no.	Why?
if bain hadn't taken the contract on me, would you have?	No.
what do you want to know?	If Bain hadn't taken the contract on me, would you have?
what i'm trying to say is that -- i'm not sure i can do this, help you, unless i know more about you.	What do you want to know?
no.  just electra.	What I'm trying to say is that -- I'm not sure I can do this, help you, unless I know more about you.
as in daughter of agamemnon?	No.  Just Electra.
yeah.	As in daughter of Agamemnon?
just electra?	Yeah.
electra.	Just Electra?
rath.  robert rath.	Electra.
listen -- i don't even know your name.	Rath.  Robert Rath.
oh jesus jesus...	He will know everything about you. Everything.  I know, because I've done it.  Once you've been inside a mark's home, you're in their head. If you're any good, you'll find the mark in a week, and Bain is good because I was the best and I couldn't take him.
right now, as we sit here, he is tearing through your apartment.  he is digging through your drawers, emptying your closets.  he will take your telephone and address books, your appointment books.  if you keep a diary, he is reading it.  he'll go into the kitchen and find out what kind of food you eat, liquor you drink, cigarettes you smoke.  in the bathroom he will find any prescription drugs you take and where you get them filled.  if you have video tape or recordings he will watch and listen to all of them.	Oh Jesus Jesus...
how?	Right now, as we sit here, he is tearing through your apartment.  He is digging through your drawers, emptying your closets.  He will take your telephone and address books, your appointment books.  If you keep a diary, he is reading it.  He'll go into the kitchen and find out what kind of food you eat, liquor you drink, cigarettes you smoke.  In the bathroom he will find any prescription drugs you take and where you get them filled.  If you have video tape or recordings he will watch and listen to all of them.
no.  it's the truth.  i know what you are.  like me, like bain, you're a ghost, you're not part of the real world.  you don't have a social security number.  you don't pay taxes.  you've probably used ten different names over the last ten years.  a long time ago something probably happened, something illegal and you ran, you disappeared and it was easy.  you think you can do it again.  but i'm telling you, fading from the law is nothing.  no matter what you do, where you go, i swear to you that bain will find you.	How?
you don't know that -- you're trying to scare me.	No.  It's the truth.  I know what you are.  Like me, like Bain, you're a ghost, you're not part of the real world.  You don't have a social security number.  You don't pay taxes.  You've probably used ten different names over the last ten years.  A long time ago something probably happened, something illegal and you ran, you disappeared and it was easy.  You think you can do it again.  But I'm telling you, fading from the law is nothing.  No matter what you do, where you go, I swear to you that Bain will find you.
because he took a contract on you. he'll come for you and he'll find you.	You don't know that -- you're trying to scare me.
why?	Because he took a contract on you. He'll come for you and he'll find you.
if you walk out that door, bain will still come after you.	Why?
then you can have the disks and i'll just walk out that door --	If you walk out that door, Bain will still come after you.
this is something that is never going to end.  you can never work in the business again with this contract, because he will find you. to survive, you have to go into deep hiding.  and that's going to take money, a lot of money.	Then you can have the disks and I'll just walk out that door --
i don't need the money.	This is something that is never going to end.  You can never work in the business again with this contract, because he will find you. To survive, you have to go into deep hiding.  And that's going to take money, a lot of money.
if it hadn't been for me, you would be dead.	I don't need the money.
i don't need you to get the money -- my money!	If it hadn't been for me, you would be dead.
it's simple.  you need me.  i need you.  and we will both need money.	I don't need you to get the money -- my money!
i'm two seconds away from making my choice which means you've got two seconds to tell me why i shouldn't shoot you.	It's simple.  You need me.  I need you.  And we will both need money.
right.	I'm two seconds away from making my choice which means you've got two seconds to tell me why I shouldn't shoot you.
don't tell me i don't have a choice!	Right.
we don't have a choice.	Don't tell me I don't have a choice!
forget it!	We don't have a choice.
yes.	Forget it!
and you want to use me to get him?	Yes.
the nature of the business.  you remove your competition.	And you want to use me to get him?
why?	The nature of the business.  You remove your competition.
yes.	Why?
he wants to kill you?	Yes.
because he is trying to retire me.	He wants to kill you?
why?	Because he is trying to retire me.
he stole the contract knowing that i would come after him.	Why?
so this is something between you and him?	He stole the contract knowing that I would come after him.
no.  they hired bain.  the contract would have been mine, but bain took it from me as he took the previous one.	So this is something between you and him?
someone hired both of you?	No.  They hired Bain.  The contract would have been mine, but Bain took it from me as he took the previous one.
another contractor.	Someone hired both of you?
who is that other guy?	Another contractor.
if i still was what i used to be, you would not be pointing that at me.	Who is that other guy?
what does that mean?	If I still was what I used to be, you would not be pointing that at me.
until a minute ago.	What does that mean?
an assassin?	Until a minute ago.
'them'?	An assassin?
you're one of them, aren't you?	'Them'?
yellow pages.  v for veterinarian. there aren't that many.	You're one of them, aren't you?
nikita?	Yellow Pages.  V for veterinarian. There aren't that many.
you didn't know anything about me.	Nikita?
you're the computer hacker, you tell me.	You didn't know anything about me.
okay.  how did you find me?	You're the computer hacker, you tell me.
you want me to pump?	No, stay in the car.  I want you to understand something.  If I intended to kill you, you would already be dead.
turn off the engine.	You want me to pump?
now what?	Turn off the engine.
ten million --	Now you understand why I'm here.
i figure that means these are worth ten times that, maybe more.	Ten million --
what do you mean, 'that's all'? what in the hell do you know?	The bonus on the contract for you was one million dollars.
twenty large?  that's all?	What do you mean, 'that's all'? What in the hell do you know?
you're one of them, aren't you?  a fucking pro.	I'm part of the game, just like you.
yeah.	You're one of them, aren't you?  A fucking pro.
bullshit.	Yeah.
yeah?	Bullshit.
i work for the government.	Yeah?
who the fuck are you?  who do you work for?	I work for the government.
took a guess.  lucky for you, i guessed right.	Who the fuck are you?  Who do you work for?
what?  how did you know i had a cat?	Took a guess.  Lucky for you, I guessed right.
nikita?  she helped me find you.	What?  How did you know I had a cat?
get on the expressway.	Where are we going?
um, five.	One hour per man.
he has to clean up.  how many bodies were there?	Um, five.
what?	He has to clean up.  How many bodies were there?
electra --	A pleasure doing business with you.
i'll make my usual arrangements and expect my usual bonus.	Electra --
jesus!  why didn't you tell me?	I'll make my usual arrangements and expect my usual bonus.
right.  in my hands i have five back-up disks he made of all of his work last night.	Jesus!  Why didn't you tell me?
god damnit, electra.  this is not a game.  this is business.	Right.  In my hands I have five back-up disks he made of all of his work last night.
i thought it was interesting --	God damnit, Electra.  This is not a game.  This is business.
the point is, they are paying for information.  real information.  not tooth paste brands.  not whether he wads of folds his toilet paper.  and no 16 hours of recorded phone sex. you are wasting everyone's time with this shit.	I thought it was interesting --
i wasn't watching television.	The point is, they are paying for information.  Real information.  Not tooth paste brands.  Not whether he wads of folds his toilet paper.  And no 16 hours of recorded phone sex. You are wasting everyone's time with this shit.
thank you.	Anytime.
yes.	Thank you.
is that all you want?	Yes.
do you believe that?	Are you asking me if I believe in another life?
then, i'll sail alone.	Do you believe that?
all the time.	Can you tell me about it?
do you ever think about starting over?	All the time.
no.  they call me, i don't call them.  if they didn't call i wouldn't exist.	Do you ever think about starting over?
do you think about their wives or their families?	No.  They call me, I don't call them.  If they didn't call I wouldn't exist.
sometimes.	Do you think about their wives or their families?
but when you finlsh a job, afterwards do you think about them?	Sometimes.
everyone regrets something.	But when you finLsh a job, afterwards do you think about them?
do you ever regret things you've done?	Everyone regrets something.
for what?	Honesty.
that's okay, hon, i always expect the unexpected.	I called because I just want... I need to talk.
you're very good at this aren't you?	I think you're supposed to answer that question.
holidays are our busiest days.  no one likes to be alone on holidays. i know i don't.	You're very good at this aren't you?
why are you working today?	Holidays are our busiest days.  No one likes to be alone on holidays. I know I don't.
would you like a drink?	I'd love one.  Whatever you're having.
i prefer it like this.	How can a beautiful man like you be shy?
hi.  did you call --	Yes.  Please come in.
look at that.  i haven't watched the sun set in a million years. do you mind?	No.
i used to think about it.  i had margaret.  she wanted kids.  i thought about moving somewhere far away like, europe.  i could see all of that, the first part, the getting away but i couldn't see that next part.  'then what?' so i'd stop thinking about it and go back to work.  you understand?	Yeah.
yeah.	I used to think about it.  I had Margaret.  She wanted kids.  I thought about moving somewhere far away like, Europe.  I could see all of that, the first part, the getting away but I couldn't see that next part.  'Then what?' So I'd stop thinking about it and go back to work.  You understand?
you mean quit?	Yeah.
why didn't you fade?	You mean quit?
anything.	Why didn't you fade?
can i ask you a question?	Anything.
when i thought about this, that was always there, in the back of my head, that image of me on my knees, crying.  it wouldn't go away and it would really upset me. it was something that i could never get away from... but now, i feel it's okay.  i feel good.	Can I ask you a question?
some.	When I thought about this, that was always there, in the back of my head, that image of me on my knees, crying.  It wouldn't go away and it would really upset me. It was something that I could never get away from... but now, I feel it's okay.  I feel good.
do they get down on their knees, begging and crying?	Some.
everyone handles it differently. some are ready, some are not.	Do they get down on their knees, begging and crying?
what do other guys do?	Everyone handles it differently. Some are ready, some are not.
go ahead.	What do other guys do?
can i ask you something?	Go ahead.
and an r.c.	Can I ask you something?
i'm thinking about moonpies.  ain't that funny?  i haven't had a moonpie since i was ten years old. right now, i'm thinking how much i'd love one.	And an R.C.
what are you thinking about?	I'm thinking about Moonpies.  Ain't that funny?  I haven't had a Moonpie since I was ten years old. Right now, I'm thinking how much I'd love one.
i thought that i would be thinking about margaret, or work, or that i'd be having these deep, profound and depressing thoughts but i'm not.  i'm trying to think really profound thoughts, but i can't. it seems very funny to me.	What are you thinking about?
right.	I thought that I would be thinking about Margaret, or work, or that I'd be having these deep, profound and depressing thoughts but I'm not.  I'm trying to think really profound thoughts, but I can't. It seems very funny to me.
that's what our general contractor told us but how can you trust someone like that?	Right.
don't know.  that's how it works.	That's what our General Contractor told us but how can you trust someone like that?
everyone who plays the game knows the rules.	That's exactly what I told myself.
'taken.'  that's nice.  when i had someone taken i would call our general contractor, transfer the money and as soon as i hung up the phone i forgot about them.	Everyone who plays the game knows the rules.
taken.	'Taken.'  That's nice.  When I had someone taken I would call our General Contractor, transfer the money and as soon as I hung up the phone I forgot about them.
i have been thinking about this for a long while.  i knew this day was coming.  i knew someday someone would make the call on me. i never thought about anyone that i had whacked.  what do you call it anyway?	Taken.
shit... oh well.	I have been thinking about this for a long while.  I knew this day was coming.  I knew someday someone would make the call on me. I never thought about anyone that I had whacked.  What do you call it anyway?
average.	Shit... oh well.
one hundred thousand?  that's it? jesus... is that a lot?	Average.
a dime.	One hundred thousand?  That's it? Jesus... Is that a lot?
oh yeah?  i guess we still need to see that price tag.  like art, right?  you hang some painting that looks like baby-puke in your living room only if it costs a bundle.	A dime.
it's a common question.	Oh yeah?  I guess we still need to see that price tag.  Like art, right?  You hang some painting that looks like baby-puke in your living room only if it costs a bundle.
i know this may seem like a strange question, but can i ask you how much the contract was for -- not to insult you or anything, i know you're a professional, but just for me, i was just wondering.	It's a common question.
i hope not.	I know this may seem like a strange question, but can I ask you how much the contract was for -- not to insult you or anything, I know you're a professional, but just for me, I was just wondering.
you're pretty famous aren't you?	I hope not.
it's possible.	You're pretty famous aren't you?
i think i've heard of you.	It's possible.
why not?	I don't know.  Part of me wanted to but part of me always said, 'What's she going to be able to do?'  I don't know.  Maybe I didn't trust her.
funny, i've never been a talker. my wife was always getting on me about that.  'say what you feel, tell me what's bothering you, you ve got to talk to me.'  i never would though.  not really.	Why not?
sure.	Funny, I've never been a talker. My wife was always getting on me about that.  'Say what you feel, tell me what's bothering you, you ve got to talk to me.'  I never would though.  Not really.
hey, do you mind if i talk a little?  i feel like, i don't know, talking i guess.	Sure.
how much farther?	Just a little ways.  Up to those trees.
of course, senor.	Thank you.
i'm sorry, but i am waiting for an associate.  can you hold everything for me until he arrives?	Of course, senor.
excellent, senor.  if you could follow me?	I'm sorry, but I am waiting for an associate.  Can you hold everything for me until he arrives?
this will take some time.	I have all day.
american currency.	This will take some time.
how would you like the funds?	American currency.
that's correct.	How would you like the funds?
you wish to close this account today?	That's correct.
like you?	No, better than me. You know, I have many friends, you should meet more of them.
your a good guy chris you deserve a nice girl.	Like you?
it won't last, believe me. and you, when will you go back to the states?	I don't know, maybe I'll enrol for postgrad' studies next Autumn.
well, he sure seems fired up all of a sudden.	It won't last, believe me. And you, when will you go back to the States?
i don't know, i don't care. i see too much of him and he's changed. he used to be busy at the magazine. but now he's been doing nothing for months, like he doesn't care about anything, including me.	Well, he sure seems fired up all of a sudden.
sounds cool.....do you think he's serious about squatting a place?	I don't know, I don't care. I see too much of him and he's changed. He used to be busy at the magazine. But now he's been doing nothing for months, like he doesn't care about anything, including me.
it's okay, they're training me on the cash register and after i hope to work on one of the jewellery counters.	Sounds cool.....Do you think he's serious about squatting a place?
so how's your work?	It's okay, they're training me on the cash register and after I hope to work on one of the jewellery counters.
i used to think he was right about a lot of things but now i don't know. i thought he was going somewhere but now i think i am wasting my time.	No, you guys are great together. He'll come through, I'm sure.
i don't know. it's kind of underground. doug's right, there's too much crap in this town.	I used to think he was right about a lot of things but now I don't know. I thought he was going somewhere but now I think I am wasting my time.
naz dravi!.....what do you like about this place, these people, chris?	I don't know. It's kind of underground. Doug's right, there's too much crap in this town.
cheers katka!	Naz dravi!.....What do you like about this place, these people, Chris?
a coke, if they have it?	Hey Doug, you want a beer?
what are you having?	A coke, if they have it?
that's true doug, writers are supposed to write.	And pay for their drinks occasionally.
what about me?	Here!
i should have read the fine print.  i love you holly, thanks.	What about me?
some deal you did there!	I should have read the fine print.  I love you Holly, thanks.
god, i think i need a holiday.	Some deal you did there!
sure....anything else i can do for you?	You could give me your baseball, so I can drive this bastard nuts.....He's been playing chequers for eight hours and still hasn't won a game.
if i cut a deal, i'm not staying in this country and i want holly to come with me. so, if she doesn't come here today, you're going to have to get her to me tomorrow; after i call, promise?	Sure....Anything else I can do for you?
you're in the clear, keep it that way, i'll be okay.	If I cut a deal, I'm not staying in this country and I want Holly to come with me. So, if she doesn't come here today, you're going to have to get her to me tomorrow; after I call, promise?
doug, i can't just leave you!	You're in the clear, keep it that way, I'll be okay.
42 56 76......... okay, you wait at dave's for my call tomorrow, if you don't hear from me by three o'clock, send that note and get out of the country fast.	Doug, I can't just leave you!
it's...42 56 76 .	42 56 76......... Okay, you wait at Dave's for my call tomorrow, if you don't hear from me by three o'clock, send that note and get out of the country fast.
good, what's his number?	It's...42 56 76 .
yeah, dave walters.	Good, what's his number?
get me one of the disks. ask a czech girl to smuggle it in to me this evening. put the others in a locker and write the details in a note to reuters and be ready to send it, if this doesn't work. you'd better keep clear of your apartment too. do you know someone with a phone?	Yeah, Dave Walters.
what do you want me to do?	Get me one of the disks. Ask a Czech girl to smuggle it in to me this evening. Put the others in a locker and write the details in a note to Reuters and be ready to send it, if this doesn't work. You'd better keep clear of your apartment too. Do you know someone with a phone?
siberia.	What do you want me to do?
and if you're wrong.	Siberia.
no point, it'll be in czech and god knows what format. but if i'm right, they could be my ticket out of here.	And if you're wrong.
do you want me to see what's on them?	No point, it'll be in Czech and God knows what format. But if I'm right, they could be my ticket out of here.
suppose those contained all the file info too? you could have a third or so of it there.	Do you want me to see what's on them?
yeah, somewhere?	Suppose those contained all the file info too? You could have a third or so of it there.
what happened to those disks i gave you, have you still got them?	Yeah, somewhere?
it was all in czech wasn't it.	What happened to those disks I gave you, have you still got them?
did you see anything in the files?	It was all in Czech wasn't it.
maybe, but i've started to wonder what those files were all about. suppose it was old kgb stuff and had the dirt on big people or maybe the personnel records of the secret police, that might explain all the hassle and the cover-up.	Did you see anything in the files?
lucky break!	Maybe, but I've started to wonder what those files were all about. Suppose it was old KGB stuff and had the dirt on big people or maybe the personnel records of the secret police, that might explain all the hassle and the cover-up.
well, it seems they've dropped any charge relating to the files.	Lucky break!
so?	Well, it seems they've dropped any charge relating to the files.
you know, there is one thing i can't figure out. all along they've been bugging me about those files and when i told them i'd burned all that stuff, they went nuts - they told the consul guy they were medical records?	So?
i could try and get a western lawyer.	You know, there is one thing I can't figure out. All along they've been bugging me about those files and when I told them I'd burned all that stuff, they went nuts - they told the Consul guy they were medical records?
now you're using that word.	I could try and get a Western lawyer.
we gotta think of something.	Now you're using that word.
well, the trial's in two weeks, but i think they've already sentenced me. they just need to check if siberia can slot me in.	WE gotta think of something.
you're kidding.	Well, the trial's in two weeks, but I think they've already sentenced me. They just need to check if Siberia can slot me in.
i don't know, i'm waiting for the transcript.	You're kidding.
what happened?	I don't know, I'm waiting for the transcript.
yeah. i tell you, they're one big happy family over there.	What happened?
did you see a lawyer and go before a judge?	Yeah. I tell you, they're one big happy family over there.
damn!	Did you see a lawyer and go before a judge?
no, but i ran into jahn, seems him and his friends are in big trouble with the university, they might even be expelled.	Damn!
they're good guys..... have you seen holly?	No, but I ran into Jahn, seems him and his friends are in big trouble with the University, they might even be expelled.
honza says they'll print an open letter to president havel in next weeks edition even if they have to threaten a walk-out.	They're good guys..... Have you seen Holly?
he got that one right.	Honza says they'll print an open letter to President Havel in next weeks edition even if they have to threaten a walk-out.
i stopped by your office. henry was steaming, he says he's going to throw you out of the window and that you never worked at the bugler.	He got that one right.
they ain't the only ones.	I stopped by your office. Henry was steaming, he says he's going to throw you out of the window and that you never worked at the Bugler.
i had a visit from the british embassy. they think i'm a stray soccer hooligan.	They ain't the only ones.
huh?	I had a visit from the British Embassy. They think I'm a stray soccer hooligan.
so i hear.	Huh?
your too good for this town, buddy.	So I hear.
that bad?	Your too good for this town, Buddy.
i don't want to ruin your day.	That bad?
tell me some bad news?	I don't want to ruin your day.
chris! tell me some good news.	Tell me some bad news?
it's me you want, i'm responsible for all this.	He's lying! I am.
does jahn's thing have a name?	Hey Jahn.....You got a name for this thing?
the performance is free what more do you want....i've set that old phone up as a donation box and i'll get jahn to write out a sign....okay, let's get going.	Does Jahn's thing have a name?
you capitalist pig!	The performance is free what more do you want....I've set that old phone up as a donation box and I'll get Jahn to write out a sign....Okay, let's get going.
shit no, it'll be twice cost.	You capitalist pig!
you might make henry happy......sure, i'll do it.	Good, and then type up a notice on your computer for tonight's thing, photocopy it and put it up in all the faculty buildings and a couple of the pubs. It'll start at eight o'clock and the bar will be open from seven. Holly and I'll go and get some beer and wine.  Can you bankroll the bar for tonight?
take the drill back to honza at the office, i promised to get it back for the weekend and i don't want to show my face there.	You might make Henry happy......Sure, I'll do it.
what?	Take the drill back to Honza at the office, I promised to get it back for the weekend and I don't want to show my face there.
chris, can you do me a favour?	What?
yeah and i got the bruises to prove it. so what?	Nothing, it's just that's when things usually start to go wrong.
don't tell me you really are in love?	Yeah and I got the bruises to prove it. So what?
well, i take it you're going to drag her down to your minimal existence and adjust her mindset.	Don't tell me you really are in love?
what are you on about?	Well, I take it you're going to drag her down to your minimal existence and adjust her mindset.
a fine specimen for conversion.	What are you on about?
she's cool.	A fine specimen for conversion.
she's as american as apple pie too. have you figured out exactly what it is you despise about them?	She's cool.
it just happened.	She's as American as apple pie too. Have you figured out exactly what it is you despise about them?
couldn't keep your hands off the hired help, huh?	It just happened.
holly!	Couldn't keep your hands off the hired help, huh?
you romeo's sure pay a high price sometimes - anyone i know?	Holly!
didn't i tell you, she dumped me monday night.	You Romeo's sure pay a high price sometimes - anyone I know?
what happened to katka?	Didn't I tell you, she dumped me Monday night.
no, the boyfriend.	What happened to Katka?
and a tram hit you?	No, the boyfriend.
i fell in love.	And a tram hit you?
my god! what happened?	I fell in love.
thanks. come on chris, give me a hand.	I can't, I've got to split. I have to take a class at two o'clock.
no, we aren't going to do it.	What?
we could make a start on the floor afterwards.	No, We aren't going to do it.
get me a couple of beers and a salami.	We could make a start on the floor afterwards.
no, not yet.	You're all bloody useless.
have you cleared all the rubble up?	No, not yet.
i see, you've got your hands too far up your collective arse to pull it out long enough except to drink my bloody wine.	Forget it Doug, it's no good.
red or white?	Both, see you later.
no, it could take me hours. you know what it's like trying to find things in this town, not to mention disposable stuff - i wouldn't think they've ever heard of them.	Red or white?
why don't we go together?	No, it could take me hours. You know what it's like trying to find things in this town, not to mention disposable stuff - I wouldn't think they've ever heard of them.
you get the wine and i'll go see if i can rustle up some plastic cups.	Why don't we go together?
not on the opening night, wouldn't look right.	You get the wine and I'll go see if I can rustle up some plastic cups.
no beer?	Not on the opening night, wouldn't look right.
here, let's both put in two hundred crowns. that should get nine or ten bottles of wine.	No beer?
no, i figure once they see the place and we get'em a little drunk, they'll all want to help. we should have that floor done in a day or so.	Here, let's both put in two hundred crowns. That should get nine or ten bottles of wine.
you should have said it was bring-a-bottle.	No, I figure once they see the place and we get'em a little drunk, they'll all want to help. We should have that floor done in a day or so.
we'd better get some booze in for tonight.	You should have said it was Bring-A-Bottle.
sure, i think it_s your turn to buy too.	We'd better get some booze in for tonight.
fancy some lunch after we_re through with this meccano shit?	Sure, I think it_s your turn to buy too.
well, i think i_ve got a handle on the czech pysche and i reckon this kind of joint will make _em reminisce about the sixties. plus we should get a few stray expat_s looking for kafka.	Fancy some lunch after we_re through with this Meccano shit?
do you think anyone will really come here?	Well, I think I_ve got a handle on the Czech pysche and I reckon this kind of joint will make _em reminisce about the sixties. Plus we should get a few stray expat_s looking for Kafka.
like a hand?	When your ready Son!
who put a bee up your butt?	Like a hand?
no, not if you've got better things to do.	Who put a bee up your butt?
am i late?	No, not if you've got better things to do.
afternoon!	Am I late?
so why didn't we?	We don't speak Czech!
look at it this way, it's their contribution. if we'd explained it to them, they'd probably have given it to us anyway.	So why didn't we?
why don't we just take the whole damn building, brick by brick doug.	Look at it this way, it's their contribution. If we'd explained it to them, they'd probably have given it to us anyway.
not yet, we need a few lengths of scaffold.	Why don't we just take the whole damn building, brick by brick Doug.
let's split.	Not yet, we need a few lengths of scaffold.
jesus doug, they'll execute us!	Stealing's stealing, we might as well get what we need. This'll do for the floor and the walkway too.
we're going to need it all.	Jesus Doug, they'll execute us!
it looks new, they might miss one or two.	We're going to need it all.
perfect!	It looks new, they might miss one or two.
what's that, five instead of ten years jail.	They'll never get us.
just aiding and abetting if it makes you feel better.	What's that, five instead of ten years jail.
close!	Just aiding and abetting if it makes you feel better.
no, for the asylum.	Close!
like helping a sick kid?	No, for the Asylum.
could you handle it if it was in a good cause?	Like helping a sick kid?
nope.	Could you handle it if it was in a good cause?
have you ever stolen anything?	Nope.
destroy the evidence huh.	Have you ever stolen anything?
i had a better idea, we'll burn them. there's a drum across the road; i was just waiting for the workers to go home.	Destroy the evidence huh.
i thought you were gonna throw these?	I had a better idea, we'll burn them. There's a drum across the road; I was just waiting for the workers to go home.
moved on to plumbing huh?	We got a party tomorrow night. Can't have the place smelling like shit.
see if she can donate some paintings or something to hang on these walls, give it a bit of atmosphere.	You'd be better off with tables and chairs.
yeah, her name's kavlova, why?	See if she can donate some paintings or something to hang on these walls, give it a bit of atmosphere.
need any disks?	Yeah, I'll take some.
look i gotta get going, shouldn't you have met katka?	Is it gone four-thirty?
don't worry if the old lady's there i'll brick it back up.	Look I gotta get going, shouldn't you have met Katka?
i don't know doug, we haven't even got the place together and already you want to extend it.	Don't worry if the old lady's there I'll brick it back up.
i'll rig up something don't worry - do you think i could bash through with that little hammer?	I don't know Doug, we haven't even got the place together and already you want to extend it.
why, how in the hell are we going to set up a cafe?	I'll rig up something don't worry - Do you think I could bash through with that little hammer?
well, it's definitely there - we've just got to get to it.	Why, how in the hell are we going to set up a cafe?
just think though, it would make a hell of a cafe, that way we keep the auditorium clear.	Well, it's definitely there - We've just got to get to it.
sounds like a good reason to leave it alone.	Just think though, it would make a hell of a cafe, that way we keep the auditorium clear.
no way, it's sealed - if she's in there she's dead.	Sounds like a good reason to leave it alone.
and suppose a little old lady lives there?	No way, it's sealed - if she's in there she's dead.
it must be fair old size, suppose it's empty?	And suppose a little old lady lives there?
don't we have enough already?	It must be fair old size, suppose it's empty?
i'd love to get in there.	Don't we have enough already?
but how did the wall get here?	I don't know. This wall isn't like the rest though, it's not all that old either.
it must be on the other side of this.	But how did the wall get here?
no, it's welded up!....let's take a look from the inside.	It must be on the other side of this.
can you do the lock on it?	No, it's welded up!....Let's take a look from the inside.
i don't know but that used to be a window and i think that was a door.	Can you do the lock on it?
yeah, i'm beginning to see that.	Just save me a little patch and I'll do it later.
perfect, but i can't use it right now, i've got to get these locks done; it's a matter of priorities.	Yeah, I'm beginning to see that.
i've been saying that since we met.	Yes, but it suddenly clicked, this is going to be a crazy place and, since the Commies are used to seeking asylum, we can use that in the marketing.
none, it's mine - you said it earlier, i'm nuts.	I've been saying that since we met.
oh yeah, what's my connection to that?	None, it's mine - you said it earlier, I'm nuts.
no....the asylum!	Oh yeah, what's my connection to that?
really, "the freeman centre"?	No....The Asylum!
nope, not even close. i've thought of a name for this place and you were the inspiration though.	Really, "The Freeman Centre"?
i'm an idiot?	Nope, not even close. I've thought of a name for this place and you were the inspiration though.
yeah, that was honza's idea, i had to buy him a few beers in return for the gear.	Tough break.
'cause you stink of booze.	Yeah, that was Honza's idea, I had to buy him a few beers in return for the gear.
no, why?	'cause you stink of booze.
i'll try not to, i'll leave that to you. anyway, there's still plenty more of it.	Good, I love swinging a shovel.
well, don't get carried away.	I'll try not to, I'll leave that to you. Anyway, there's still plenty more of it.
no, just making my contribution to cultural enlightenment, that's all.	Well, don't get carried away.
wow!....what have you been doing, rolling around in it?	No, just making my contribution to cultural enlightenment, that's all.
yep, except a name for this place.	You're nuts man, Katka's right!
thought of everything haven't you.	Yep, except a name for this place.
tell them we're working for the university.	Thought of everything haven't you.
and if the police stop by - what do i tell them?	Tell them we're working for the University.
no.....but i think honza at the office has. you keep shifting this crap and i'll take care of the locks, shouldn't take long. take a break for lunch and i'll catch you up later.	And if the police stop by - what do I tell them?
i'll settle for a pardon. you gotta drill?	No.....But I think Honza at the office has. You keep shifting this crap and I'll take care of the locks, shouldn't take long. Take a break for lunch and I'll catch you up later.
i'm making history chris, nothings going to stop me. there could be a knighthood for us in this, once president havel hears.	I'll settle for a pardon. You gotta drill?
a locksmith too? why d'you ever bother with writing?	I'm making history Chris, nothings going to stop me. There could be a knighthood for us in this, once President Havel hears.
i'll drill the locks and replace the barrels, that way it won't cost so much.	A locksmith too? Why d'you ever bother with writing?
i thought that was part of the charm!	I'll drill the locks and replace the barrels, that way it won't cost so much.
later mate, right now i've got to do the locks on these doors so we don't have to climb through that bloody window every time.	I thought that was part of the charm!
yeah, you're in luck there's two of them, the other's in there.	Later Mate, right now I've got to do the locks on these doors so we don't have to climb through that bloody window every time.
not bad hey, i think i'll add sparkie to my resume.....good shovel!	Yeah, you're in luck there's two of them, the other's in there.
well, we might as well start filling it in now. as long as you leave enough room around that end of the pipe - so i can get to it, we're set. use them wooden boards to stop it all spilling into the space - we'll neaten it up later.	You sure got a handle on that word "we".
so?	Well, we might as well start filling it in now. As long as you leave enough room around that end of the pipe - so I can get to it, we're set. Use them wooden boards to stop it all spilling into the space - We'll neaten it up later.
somehow, i'm going to have to band-aid that thing since we can't really replace it and then put a walkway over it.	So?
sure....as for the crap, i've got an idea.	Somehow, I'm going to have to band-aid that thing since we can't really replace it and then put a walkway over it.
and put it on expenses?	Sure....As for the crap, I've got an idea.
scout around and see if there's something, check that other corridor. if there's nothing, nip out and buy a broom and shovel.	And put it on expenses?
just two things. what do i use to shift the stuff and where in hell am i gonna put it all?	Scout around and see if there's something, check that other corridor. If there's nothing, nip out and buy a broom and shovel.
don't worry, i'll give you a hand as soon as i can.	Just two things. What do I use to shift the stuff and where in hell am I gonna put it all?
i feel like a mole in this joint, so i guess i might as well come out lookin' like one!	Don't worry, I'll give you a hand as soon as I can.
too right....now the other thing we've got to do is start clearing up the rubble. can you make a start on that?	I feel like a mole in this joint, so I guess I might as well come out lookin' like one!
that makes you an expert i guess.	Too right....Now the other thing we've got to do is start clearing up the rubble. Can you make a start on that?
no, he was talking about girls, i think.	That makes you an expert I guess.
he was an electrician?	No, he was talking about girls, I think.
no, but like my dad said, "there's only so many ways you can wire a plug".	He was an electrician?
that stinks!	Yeah, that could be job number two. I think it's a sewer.
no, i got nothing till tuesday.	Great. Let's say nine o'clock here tomorrow. Catch you later partner.
alright i give in. but let's not end up in jail. okay?	You got my word on it.
damn right it is, it's a chance to do something meaningful for a change, to leave our mark on this town. hell, you'll probably be gone in another six months and all you'll have done is taught some kids the lines to a led zep' song - c'mon, don't run out on me now!	Alright I give in. But let's not end up in jail. Okay?
i don't know man, i'll drink beer and shoot crap with you anytime, but this is different.	Damn right it is, it's a chance to do something meaningful for a change, to leave our mark on this town. Hell, you'll probably be gone in another six months and all you'll have done is taught some kids the lines to a Led Zep' song - c'mon, don't run out on me now!
chris, what if i were to cut you in as partner in this project - together we could make it swing, all it needs is a good clean out and the power on, then we're in business.	I don't know man, I'll drink beer and shoot crap with you anytime, but this is different.
no thanks, i think we ought to get going though.	Chris, what if I were to cut you in as partner in this project - together we could make it swing, all it needs is a good clean out and the power on, then we're in business.
you were right jahn, it's a great space..... hey, chris. do you want to come and look?	No thanks, I think we ought to get going though.
okay, it's in here somewhere. let's keep it quiet.	We could make a run for it?
puppet theatre, don't you need something a little bigger?	It's big, right Jahn?
well, it's like i said, there's a ton of empty buildings around here and most of them were apparently given back to the city, so they're not private.... now, jahn here is an drama student at the university. he knows of a building that they were going to turn into a puppet theatre - they even began work on it, until they ran out of money.	Puppet theatre, don't you need something a little bigger?
okay, we're listening. but i'm with katka on this one.	Well, it's like I said, there's a ton of empty buildings around here and most of them were apparently given back to the city, so they're not private.... Now, Jahn here is an drama student at the University. He knows of a building that they were going to turn into a puppet theatre - they even began work on it, until they ran out of money.
amazing, he didn't even say "if".	No "if's" or "but's" it's a cinch. Do you want to know what the icing is?
well, providing we're treated like czechs and we squat something that's not privately owned, we should be in the clear; at least doug  until they get an eviction order and bring in the bailiffs.	Amazing, he didn't even say "if".
care to elaborate?	Well, providing we're treated like Czechs and we squat something that's not privately owned, we should be in the clear; at least DOUG  until they get an eviction order and bring in the bailiffs.
good news comrades, it's better than we'd hoped. lubosh filled me in on the legal side of squatting here and it's a piece of cake.	Care to elaborate?
like custer huh?	These guys think the West is just MTV and Hollywood movies. We've got to show them there's more to it.
maybe, but someone's got to make a stand.	Like Custer huh?
he's not drunk, he's crazy.	Maybe, but someone's got to make a stand.
what we need is a space for real performance art. a cultural exchange for radical expressionism.	You've got to stop using that word "we" it's getting kind of scary. Right Katka?
right and not just the bar, lubosh and his mates took the whole freakin' building.	So? DOUG Well, there's tons of empty buildings - why don't we get one?
squatted it.	Right and not just the bar, Lubosh and his mates took the whole freakin' building.
no, it's the whole idea behind it. how did they get this place?	Squatted it.
i ain't sure poetry will go down too well here.	No, it's the whole idea behind it. How did they get this place?
an alternative literary venue!	I ain't sure poetry will go down too well here.
oh yeah, what's that?	An alternative literary venue!
this place is getting expensive too, used to be twelve.	Still, fifty cents ain't bad.
fifteen crowns.	This place is getting expensive too, used to be twelve.
what did the beer cost?	Fifteen crowns.
hmm..smells good. cheers!	What did the beer cost?
that's lubosh, the greatest fiddle player in prague. you must have seen him playing with johnny on the bridge. ......come on, let's grab a table.	Hmm..Smells good. Cheers!
who's your friend?	That's Lubosh, the greatest fiddle player in Prague. You must have seen him playing with Johnny on the bridge. ......Come on, let's grab a table.
just because they've got a choice of four mcdonalds, doesn't mean they can afford a cheeseburger.	Give'em a break Doug, all it takes is a little work.
what's that? free!	Just because they've got a choice of four McDonalds, doesn't mean they can afford a cheeseburger.
it all comes down to ideology and they've lost theirs. if i'd been here ten years ago, maybe they wouldn't be in the mess they are today.	What's that? Free!
yeah and they manage to go to bourgeois joints!	It all comes down to ideology and they've lost theirs. If I'd been here ten years ago, maybe they wouldn't be in the mess they are today.
i don't have the money for those bourgeois traps. hell, i'm making what a czech earns.	Yeah and they manage to go to bourgeois joints!
never heard of k-mart?	I don't have the money for those Bourgeois traps. Hell, I'm making what a Czech earns.
no, just crap. i want some picture frames.	Never heard of K-MART?
anything in it?	No, just crap. I want some picture frames.
what about that squat bar you showed me, is that open on a sunday?	Yeah, let's check out the low-life.
sorry katka, but i'm with doug on this.	You're outnumbered Kat two to one, got to go with the majority, that's democracy.
we're only joking.....it is your round though!	Well, this place is too expensive so you've had it.
you guys having a go a me or what?	We're only joking.....It is your round though!
inspirations a fickle thing, you don't realise you had it till it's gone.	And not even then sometimes.
but we are underground?	No you don't get it. Every cabby in town knows this joint. So where's the mystery, the danger?
yeah, but it's not just that. to the czech mind, any movement, whether political or literary should be underground. if it isn't, then it's not radical and not worthy of a look-in.	But we are underground?
because it's in english?	Yeah, but it's not just that. To the Czech mind, any movement, whether political or literary should be underground. If it isn't, then it's not radical and not worthy of a look-in.
yeah right!....i don't know, something isn't right with this place, it's all too sterile and staged. do you ever wonder why there's no czechs here?	Because it's in English?
how to make a buck!	Yeah right!....I don't know, something isn't right with this place, it's all too sterile and staged. Do you ever wonder why there's no Czechs here?
wanker more like, what does he know about writing.	How to make a buck!
son of the american ambassador and a banker - good enough?	Wanker more like, what does he know about writing.
what is it with that josh guy? who does he think he is shoving that reflections rag down our throats?	Son of the American ambassador and a banker - good enough?
fresh from the shrink i'd say!	Yeah, group bloody therapy time.
he_s the closest we've got to an intellectual.	What's that? A Democrat with an attitude!
doug?	Turn around quick!
there shooting at something.	Doug?
yeah....shit, those guys have guns.	There shooting at something.
it's that one isn't it.	Yeah....Shit, those guys have guns.
follow that budjovice sign.	It's that one isn't it.
okay, but i don't want to miss him.	Follow that Budjovice sign.
jesus holly, we got enough time.	Okay, but I don't want to miss him.
that one?	Yeah!
take this exit.	That one?
yeah, pretty well.	Good we'll take Josh's Jeep, come on!
no, by road?	Yeah, pretty well.
sure, it's on the red metro line you....	No, by road?
do you know the way?	Sure, it's on the red metro line you....
well, he should be on his way back to his apartment by now.	Do you know the way?
you're sure?	Sure I'm sure!
no!	You're sure?
you mean, josh's father had nothing to do with it?	No!
josh didn't get doug out of jail, he did a deal in return for some computer disks we'd held onto.	You mean, Josh's father had nothing to do with it?
in return for doug's freedom, i was never to see him again, i had to - it was his only chance.	Josh didn't get Doug out of jail, he did a deal in return for some computer disks we'd held onto.
what are you talking about?	In return for Doug's freedom, I was never to see him again, I had to - it was his only chance.
it was a condition of getting doug out.	What are you talking about?
what?	It was a condition of getting Doug out.
i made a deal with josh.	What?
listen, doug took the rap for us all so grab your coat 'cause you're going.	I made a deal with Josh.
you don't understand, i can't!	Listen, Doug took the rap for us all so grab your coat 'cause you're going.
look, i don't care whether you go with doug or not, but you_ve got to see him before he leaves.	You don't understand, I can't!
i can't go with him.	Look, I don't care whether you go with Doug or not, but you_ve got to see him before he leaves.
yeah, no problem.	We ain't going to give it away this time, are we?
time for lunch i think. i'll get the sandwiches. what would you like holly?	I'm not hungry, really.
before you go, did you get those bruises here?	Sure, they wanted to know if I ever voted Conservative.
regards to her majesty.	Before you go, did you get those bruises here?
well a plea of ignorance won't go far here. frankly, i think you deserve everything that's coming.	Regards to Her Majesty.
they didn't look like medical files to me.	Well a plea of ignorance won't go far here. Frankly, I think you deserve everything that's coming.
well, i'll try and get that clarified. as i understand it though, the charges include break and enter, theft, trespass, operating an unlicensed facility, vandalism and destruction of government documents - whatever possessed you to start destroying people's medical records?	They didn't look like medical files to me.
no!	Well, I'll try and get that clarified. As I understand it though, the charges include break and enter, theft, trespass, operating an unlicensed facility, vandalism and destruction of government documents - Whatever possessed you to start destroying people's medical records?
now, have you been read your rights and are you aware of the charges?	No!
no!	Now, have you been read your rights and are you aware of the charges?
i see, would you like us to inform her of your situation?	No!
that's my mum's.	I see, would you like us to inform her of your situation?
your home address is 18 thornton avenue, coventry.	That's my mum's.
yes.	Your home address is 18 Thornton Avenue, Coventry.
date of birth, november the fourth nineteen-sixty-two.	Yes.
yes.	Date of birth, November the fourth nineteen-sixty-two.
now - your name is douglas greenwell, yes?	Yes.
so am i.	Now - Your name is Douglas Greenwell, yes?
i don't know what it is with you bloody hooligans. not content with causing trouble back home, you idiots have to go off and wreak havoc throughout the whole of europe. and when finally, the police do catch up with you, you expect us to wave a magic wand and get you out, well not this time, i'm sorry.	So am I.
you mean your not going to spring me?	I don't know what it is with you bloody hooligans. Not content with causing trouble back home, YOU idiots have to go off and wreak havoc throughout the whole of Europe. And when finally, the police do catch up with you, you expect us to wave a magic wand and get you out, well not this time, I'm sorry.
i'm just here to record some details, standard stuff.	You mean your NOT going to spring me?
good morning.	I'm just here to record some details, standard stuff.
turned czech huh?	Yeah, maybe.
i could pencil you in if you like?	I'll take a rain-check for now.
really?	I could pencil you in if you like?
we should be done by the weekend.	Really?
hmm, i see possibilities but you got a lot to do.	We should be done by the weekend.
i'd like to talk with you about doing some performance poetry here....a weekly thing.	Hmm, I see possibilities but you got a lot to do.
sure. excellent.	Here's the details.
no! look lawrence, i've taken over the lease on a theatre downtown and i'm throwing a party tomorrow night to show it off. it's going to be for alternative arts, but i need some help to finish it off, can you put the word out?	Sure. Excellent.
have you met holly? josh's friend.	No! Look Lawrence, I've taken over the lease on a theatre downtown and I'm throwing a party tomorrow night to show it off. It's going to be for alternative arts, but I need some help to finish it off, can you put the word out?
i've been around.	Have you met Holly? Josh's friend.
doug, haven't seen you for a while.	I've been around.
hey, lawrence how are you doing mate?	Doug, haven't seen you for a while.
no, it's not true, you're lying.	Not this time, Kat.
it was a mistake, i never wanted to hurt you, but it had to end sooner or later and now, well now i love someone else.	No, it's not true, you're lying.
but i love you!	It was a mistake, I never wanted to hurt you, but it had to end sooner or later and now, well now I love someone else.
forget about me kat.	But I love you!
i'm sorry about what i said, really i am. just take me with you, i don't care where.	Forget about me Kat.
there's nothing there for me.	I'm sorry about what I said, really I am. Just take me with you, I don't care where.
i don't understand, it's your home?	There's nothing there for me.
no kat, i lied to you, i hate england and i don't ever want to live there again.	I don't understand, it's your home?
but we could go to london and live in england.	No Kat, I lied to you, I hate England and I don't ever want to live there again.
i'm no good for you katka, besides i won't be able to stay in prague.	But we could go to London and live in England.
if you get out can we be together again.	I'm no good for you Katka, besides I won't be able to stay in Prague.
i hope so!	If you get out can we be together again.
will it help to get you out?	I hope so!
thanks.	Will it help to get you out?
i thought for sure they would catch me.	Thanks.
then tell me, what will happen? tell me!	Look, I love you Katka but I'm twelve years older, I could never marry you, it'd be stupid, you know that!
no, i love you, really.	Then tell me, what will happen? Tell me!
that's it, i am just stupid teenager, yes?	Right now, yeah - you're talking crap.
i'm not a bloody teenager okay, i told you i can't do that shit.	That's it, I am just stupid teenager, yes?
i could have my choice of many boyfriends and go to movies and discos but i waste my time waiting for you and then going to stupid pubs.	I'm not a bloody teenager okay, I told you I can't do that shit.
oh sure and you will want sex, always sex.	I could have my choice of many boyfriends and go to movies and discos but I waste my time waiting for you and then going to stupid pubs.
that's not true, we have a great time together. i've said i'm sorry. let's forget about it and go stop by my place, so i can get changed.	Oh sure and you will want sex, always sex.
i thought you loved me doug but all you want from me is sex.	That's not true, we have a great time together. I've said I'm sorry. Let's forget about it and go stop by my place, so I can get changed.
no.	I thought you loved me Doug but all you want from me is sex.
i think i'm stupid.....all you do is use me and expect me to wait for you.	No.
beer please! do you want another drink?	Fernet and tonic.
no way doug, i can't.	Yeah, you're right.... I've got an idea!
i want you so bad. she'll be asleep soon, maybe we could do it quietly under the sheets.	No way Doug, I can't.
it's bad news when you can't even bribe kids.	I want you so bad. She'll be asleep soon, maybe we could do it quietly under the sheets.
she's tired.	It's bad news when you can't even bribe kids.
everybody is at home, it's no good.	Let's have a look anyway.
i hope you're going to invite me in?	Everybody is at home, it's no good.
no, not just yet.	I hope you're going to invite me in?
so, we won't be going to london?	No, not just yet.
kat, i'm in paradise. i don't ever want to leave.	So, we won't be going to London?
nonsense, we can pick up the tram on the other side, it won't take any longer. come on!	Kat, I'm in paradise. I don't ever want to leave.
we should go to the metro it's quicker.	Nonsense, we can pick up the tram on the other side, it won't take any longer. Come on!
let's walk over the bridge, we haven't done that for a while.	We should go to the Metro it's quicker.
it's not fair, you hardly talked to me tonight.	I'm sorry but it's been a crazy evening. I'm going to make that place into something big. God, I love you!
doug you said you wouldn't be long. come on, i've got to go. now!	Alright, I'm coming. It's the perfect place Jahn, thanks.
i'm not going in doug. i'll wait for you here.	Okay, whatever. Come on Chris!
i don't want to get in trouble.	Don't worry it's okay!
look kat it'll only take ten minutes. without jahn i might never find it... we'll just have a quick look and then you and i'll hit a tram.	I don't want to get in trouble.
doug i can't, i've got to be at work by eight. you promised to take me home.	Look Kat it'll only take ten minutes. Without Jahn I might never find it... We'll just have a quick look and then you and I'll hit a tram.
what? you are crazy!	Look, just hear me out, okay?
don't give me this kat, i'm doing it for you and your country.	What? You are crazy!
it's just talk, he's drunk.	No I'm not, I came to Prague looking for something - this could be it!
what?	You're everything a guy could want.
a word of advice my celibate friend. these czech girls look like dynamite and go like it, but don't be fooled; there's a price to be paid and it's going up fast. right kat?	What?
i'm not staying out late and i can't come back to your place.	Whatever!
so what's it going to be, coogan's or u vayvudoo?	I don't care. I'm not staying out late Doug.
but i don't want to go, i am enjoying it.	How about you Brutus?
i'll get the drinks, but not here. let's split. i can't stand this any more, it's murdering my respect for literature.	But I don't want to go, I am enjoying it.
well, get me and chris a drink then.	I'll get the drinks, but not here. Let's split. I can't stand this any more, it's murdering my respect for literature.
you used to read.	Well not any more, now I'm a serious writer and above this crap.
why don't you read something after the break? doug what here? weren't you listening to what i just said?	You used to read.
so why don't you get up and speak something, then we will see who is crazy.	Ooh, well excuse me.
shhhhh, i'm concentrating!	I think he's jealous of Havel.
lawrence is getting derogatory again.	Shhhhh, I'm concentrating!
about forty minutes.	Cool....So, if we say eight o'clock.
great....how long will it go for?	About forty minutes.
yes, it's looks good.....we will use this for the soundtrack and we will have two guys up there with the spotlights. the others will just be house lights.	Great....How long will it go for?
no thanks, i must go, but maybe you could get some beers for the guys.	Don't worry. Thanks.
yeah, it's a simple piece. if they get the floor done in time, me and the others will rehearse tomorrow afternoon, but it's not critical.	Don't go making it too simple, we're on the cutting edge here.
great. and your all set for the performance?	Yeah, it's a simple piece. If they get the floor done in time, me and the others will rehearse tomorrow afternoon, but it's not critical.
they'll do it.	Great. And your all set for the performance?
yep, it's all yours.	Okay.
i'll do my best. is the place open.	Yep, it's all yours.
donations only! and make the thing non-lingual, so everyone gets a handle on it.	I'll do my best. Is the place open.
can we charge admission?	Donations only! And make the thing non-lingual, so everyone gets a handle on it.
look, if you can get them to finish it by friday, you and your friends can do the opening performance that night.	Can we charge admission?
it's not so much.	Look, if you can get them to finish it by Friday, you and your friends can do the opening performance that night.
there's three thousand crowns, it's all i got.	It's not so much.
sure, they are students.	Well, I want them to put down a floor and a walkway.
so i hear, do you know some of the stage hands?	Sure, they are students.
yes, the obelisk but it's closed for repairs.	So I hear, do you know some of the stage hands?
later. jahn, i've been let down by the guys who were going to do the flooring. they brought the materials but took my money and ran. you guys have a school theatre don't you?	Yes, The Obelisk but it's closed for repairs.
hi, want to take up dancing?	Later. Jahn, I've been let down by the guys who were going to do the flooring. They brought the materials but took my money and ran. You guys have a school theatre don't you?
sure, i've done it easily.	Hey Chris, keep an eye on things.
interesting. do reckon i could fit through here?	Sure, I've done it easily.
no, i am an actor not a labourer, i am just warning you, that's all.	Don't worry, I've got lots of friends.
yeah, for sure.	And, since it's only two streets away, I suggest we go take a look. Now!
tomorrow, we will bring some lights and also hang some fabric. i think it will be finished in the morning.	It's perfect, you've done a great job.
yes, of course...maybe one hour.	Good, great....Dobchay!
yeah, great....dobchay! it will dry, yes?	Yes, of course...maybe one hour.
it is okay........we will paint the wood black, yes?	Yeah, great....Dobchay! It will dry, yes?
okay?	Yo, dobree!
what for?	Insurance!
and take jiri with you?	What for?
deal!	And take Jiri with you?
there's three thousand and if you don't come through, i'm going throw you clean out of that window. deal?	Deal!
two hundred dollars, make it six thousand crowns?	There's three thousand and if you don't come through, I'm going throw you clean out of that window. Deal?
i got a bad feeling about this.... how much do you need?	Two hundred dollars, make it six thousand crowns?
henry, i've been working my tail off on this. look, all i need is a little cash to loosen up some tongues and you've got the scoop. it'll send those scum-bags down for life; be a big feather in the cap for the bugler and your board of directors back home!	I got a bad feeling about this.... How much do you need?
what pay-check? you ain't done nothing!	Henry, I've been working my tail off on this. Look, all I need is a little cash to loosen up some tongues and you've got the scoop. It'll send those scum-bags down for life; be a big feather in the cap for the Bugler and your board of directors back home!
you can hold back this months pay-check until i come through with the story.	What pay-check? You ain't done nothing!
a month, jesus! and how do i know you're not crapping me?	You can hold back this months pay-check until I come through with the story.
i'm in close with these guys, it isn't easy, but slowly they're opening up to me. give me a month and i'll blow their movement wide open.	A month, Jesus! And how do I know you're not crapping me?
how?	I'm in close with these guys, it isn't easy, but slowly they're opening up to me. Give me a month and I'll blow their movement wide open.
henry, these guys already push most of the drugs in this town and now they want to move into pornography, right? believe me, it won't stop there either, next it'll be a church and pretty soon they'll have their own department store or something...... henry, we've got to stop them. the foundation's got to put an end to it!	How?
that's only the half of it. i've heard a rumour they're taking over a theatre to use for alternative arts; you know what that means?	Henry, these guys already push most of the drugs in this town and now they want to move into pornography, right? Believe me, it won't stop there either, next it'll be a church and pretty soon they'll have their own department store or something...... Henry, we've got to stop them. The foundation's got to put an end to it!
ah, so what?	That's only the half of it. I've heard a rumour they're taking over a theatre to use for alternative arts; you know what that means?
you mean you don't know, henry! we got a bunch of anarchists, controlling a six-level block of luxury apartments down on janovska street here in the old town, and you don't know about it?	Ah, so what?
how do i know what's being said?	I will tell you - within a week I will have the transcript and we can go through it.
of course, you can see that lady over there, she is recording everything.	How do I know what's being said?
you mean it's started?	Of course, you can see that lady over there, she is recording everything.
no, it should be over soon.	You mean it's started?
will this thing take long?	No, it should be over soon.
i don't know - maybe they are talking about it now. mr vitovetch is a good friend of the judge.	Will this thing take long?
will they free me?	I don't know - maybe they are talking about it now. Mr Vitovetch is a good friend of the Judge.
what is bail?	Will they free me?
any chance of getting me out on bail?	What is bail?
it's josh's.	Cool....Either of you know the way to Krakow?
where did you steal the car?	It's Josh's.
weren't you going to get some glasses?	Oh shit, yeah. Can you lend some more money?
head the flyers up with asylum and then put debut of....psychosis, theatre experimental. that'll cover us if it flops. on the bottom put seek asylum where the stars shine on betlemska.	Cool!
why don't we both forget about him?	Alright!
hmm, i still owe him.	Why don't we both forget about him?
better than you.	Hmm, I still owe him.
how did he look?	Better than you.
yeah, but it was okay.	How did he look?
run into josh?	Yeah, but it was okay.
uh-huh!	Run into Josh?
did you take your things over to my place?	Uh-huh!
i'd better get going, do you need a hand to get into bed?	Sure!
don't you have a girlfriend?	Sometimes.
guests.	Don't you have a girlfriend?
who you saving the dishes for?	Guests.
i had it coming from someone.	Are you sure I shouldn't get a doctor.
it's all my fault, i'm so sorry doug.	I had it coming from someone.
i'd better get you to a hospital.	I'll be okay, just get me home.
no, just a coffee.	One beer, one coffee, thanks.
what would you like, beer?	No, just a coffee.
is it dry?	Yeah seems okay.
shall i wash these out?	Yeah, we'd better keep them for now, I'll try and get some glasses for tomorrow night.
we_re not all running away	I know, some are trapped, usually by money.
no, i'm just running scared, same as everyone else.	We_re not all running away
a champion of lost causes huh?	No, I'm just running scared, same as everyone else.
i moving more to communism now it's dying out.	A champion of lost causes huh?
i figured you more as a socialist?	I moving more to Communism now it's dying out.
it's a student magazine networked through eastern europe and funded by republican do-gooders back in the states.	I figured you more as a Socialist?
what's the bugler?	It's a student magazine networked through Eastern Europe and funded by Republican do-gooders back in the States.
well, i've failed at everything else i've done and i can't hack it as a journalist, even for the bugler.	What's the Bugler?
why are you doing all this, what for?	Well, I've failed at everything else I've done and I can't hack it as a journalist, even for the Bugler.
seems a shame!	The way I look at it, I've carried the camel to water and stuffed it's head under - if it doesn't drink now, we might as well shoot the thing and call it a day.
alright, go help chris shovel up the last of the crap.	Thanks.
that's not what you said last night. and, i didn't bring that "prick" josh.	Alright, go help Chris shovel up the last of the crap.
we don't need you.	That's not what you said last night. And, I didn't bring that "prick" Josh.
i thought i'd help out.	We don't need you.
am i invited?	Sure as long as you don't bring that prick Josh. Thanks Lawrence.
i'll put one on the notice-board too.	Am I invited?
no act of love but willing violence demanded by one and begged by the other. as life turned to fantasy and reality to ecstasy a need, so deep no light could reach, surfaced like a nocturnal creature unearthed for momentary and glorious display. left alone in a rose-tinted afterglow dimming fast she tasted the moisture of her body and wondered why light came to day and such desires to her pale-skin body.	Well she sure isn't normal.
that's okay i like the metro, it's only a couple of stops from here.	I insist, it is the least we can do.
yes, you are free to go, karel here will drive you home.	That's okay I like the metro, it's only a couple of stops from here.
we had a deal!	Yes, you are free to go, Karel here will drive you home.
central station, locker number 139 - combination jfk.	Good, wait here, it will not take long and then you may go.
yeah!	Release Mr Greenwell's possessions.
would you like your things now?	Yeah!
you may use my office.	Would you like your things now?
i'll need to make a phone call.	You may use my office.
you have the letter and my word, if you wish you may wait upstairs....now, where are the disks?	I'll need to make a phone call.
how do i know this isn't a trap?	You have the letter and my word, if you wish you may wait upstairs....Now, where are the disks?
i have the director's word, there will be no action against them. you may go once we have the disks.	How do I know this isn't a trap?
and the students?	I have the Director's word, there will be no action against them. You may go once we have the disks.
i'm not sure it's possible.	The choice is yours, it's not negotiable.
first, i want to walk free with a letter, in english, from the prosecutor general dropping all charges. second, i want two first class tickets to london leaving tonight and three thousand crowns in a stamped envelope. lastly, all actions against the students are to be stopped!	I'm not sure it's possible.
what is it you want?	First, I want to walk free with a letter, in English, from the Prosecutor General dropping all charges. Second, I want two first class tickets to London leaving tonight and three thousand crowns in a stamped envelope. Lastly, all actions against the students are to be stopped!
you are playing a very dangerous game, i suggest you make it easy on yourself and tell me where they are.	I didn't get to see what's on the disks but I can guess. Do you want to hear my terms or not.
good try mr. greenwell but a little late. we have analyzed the contents of that drum, the remains of the disks are there, just as you said.	Not all of them!
really!	I lied to you, I didn't destroy the floppy disks.
thanks, but i don't intend to stay.	Really!
we'll have to see what more we can do for you, while you are still our guest.	Thanks, but I don't intend to stay.
no!	We'll have to see what more we can do for you, while you are still our guest.
enjoying our hospitality?	No!
a kind of freedom.	Either you're a liar or you are a fool.
what was the real purpose behind this venture?	A kind of freedom.
it was the biggest i could find.	What was the real purpose behind this venture?
why did you break into that particular building?	It was the biggest I could find.
you will wish you hadn't.	Fuck you!
that's right.	You will wish you hadn't.
and you broke into that room?	That's right.
yes, they had nothing to do with it.	And you broke into that room?
this is your doing?	Yes, they had nothing to do with it.
so, he didn't fire you?	No way, he even gave me back pay.
but i have to finish this....	Come on, that shit can wait.
great, let's break for lunch and i'll buy you a beer on the way.	But I have to finish this....
yeah.	Great, let's break for lunch and I'll buy you a beer on the way.
no problem, is it at your place?	Yeah.
okay, okay, but i want it right back. it belongs to my father.	No problem, is it at your place?
give me a break, will you. how often do i ask you for something?	Okay, Okay, but I want it right back. It belongs to my father.
sure!	Give me a break, will you. How often do I ask you for something?
come on, don't me give a hard time. i'm just trying to make the place look nice for katka.	Sure!
you don't have fifty foot of apartment!	Come on, don't me give a hard time. I'm just trying to make the place look nice for Katka.
and a fifty foot extension lead?	You don't have fifty foot of apartment!
yeah.	And a fifty foot extension lead?
nothing. i've got to put up some kitchen shelves that's all. you've got one haven't you?	Yeah.
a drill, what are you up to?	Nothing. I've got to put up some kitchen shelves that's all. You've got one haven't you?
no, just a drill.	A drill, what are you up to?
hey doug, where you been?	Working....Under cover.
yes, if you can get him free.	Alright, I'll see to it and things'll be just as they were, okay?
will you come home and forget all about him?	Yes, if you can get him free.
josh, i need your help. doug's been arrested, he's in big trouble. i thought maybe your father and the embassy might be able to do something.	You really are a piece of work, you know that? You walk out on me and my family for some worthless bum and you expect us to help him when he screws up.
so, what have you got to say for yourself? was he good in bed?	Josh, I need your help. Doug's been arrested, he's in big trouble. I thought maybe your father and the Embassy might be able to do something.
of course darling, you'd like to apologise?	Can we talk in your office?
josh, i have to speak you, it's urgent.	Of course Darling, you'd like to apologise?
honey what a pleasant surprise, sorry to keep you waiting.	Josh, I have to speak you, it's urgent.
shall i look after the rest?	Don't you dare, I'll be back!
yeah and you're a slut, so what?	Shall I look after the rest?
you bastard!	Yeah and you're a slut, so what?
it's more than what you're worth.	You bastard!
go to hell!	It's more than what you're worth.
that's my bag.	Go to hell!
come on holly!	Leave me, just leave me alone Josh.
i don't want to go.	It's time to go home, Holly.
well, for a start, you've got to get cleaned up.	Why?
what for?	Well, for a start, you've got to get cleaned up.
i think we should be going honey.	What for?
later.	Okay honey, but don't be long. I got plans.
yeah, so i hear. don't you think you should go get changed?	Later.
josh!	Well come on, sit down.
see you brought one of the patients with you too.	Josh!
i decided to help out at the asylum.	See you brought one of the patients with you too.
all i'm saying honey is run the thing past me for christ's sake before you get up and broadcast the crap.	Oh that's it? Everything I do is crap!
shit honey, you could've told me. people might think it's about us!	Maybe it is!
just yesterday.	Shit Honey, you could've told me. People might think it's about us!
when the hell did you write that?	Just yesterday.
very well.	Subtitles) You have made many mistakes Pavel, let there be no more, for your sake.
delay mr greenwell's departure until the disks have been located and you have notified me. then, have one of your officers drive him home - i'll see to the rest.	Very well.
what if his accomplices have made copies?	It was all on a Russian format, I don't think that would be so easy; we must take that chance.
all the more reason to eliminate him.	What if his accomplices have made copies?
and there has been enquiries from the american embassy maybe they are involved?	All the more reason to eliminate him.
and what of these foreigners?	I don't care about Americans. Arrest them all if you have to, but keep those records secret.
that was not my decision, i can only guess that one day we will again be active and our honour restored. in the meantime no one else must know those files exist. secure the building and i will arrange alternative safe storage immediately.	And what of these foreigners?
it was crazy not to have destroyed them	That was not my decision, I can only guess that one day we will again be active and our honour restored. In the meantime no one else must know those files exist. Secure the building and I will arrange alternative safe storage immediately.
i don't think you realise what will happen if those files are made public. the lives of thousands of officers depend on the secrecy of those records, including your own now.	It was crazy not to have destroyed them
i don't understand it, there were a lot of people there last night, many americans, i believe we should move carefully.	I don't think you realise what will happen if those files are made public. The lives of thousands of officers depend on the secrecy of those records, including your own now.
have you lost all control of this city?	I don't understand it, there were a lot of people there last night, many Americans, I believe we should move carefully.
some americans?	Have you lost all control of this city?
so, who is in the building?	Some Americans?
yes, i think so, it is still barred, but it is not the university who are in the building.	So, who is in the building?
the university cannot do this. is the room safe?	Yes, I think so, it is still barred, but it is not the University who are in the building.
the building has been occupied and the locks have been changed.	The University cannot do this. Is the room safe?
what are you an idiot!	The building has been occupied and the locks have been changed.
we're not sure...	What are you an idiot!
you are responsible...what has happened?	We're not sure...
the files are in a sealed room and the university are under strict orders to stay away.	The storage facility will be ready within a week, I'll call you then.
you are quite sure it's secure?	The files are in a sealed room and the University are under strict orders to stay away.
in a building belonging to the university in the old town.	You are quite sure it's secure?
you know everyone can be controlled pavel. where are you storing the personnel files?	In a building belonging to the University in the Old Town.
this press we cannot control. americans, i think.	You know everyone can be controlled Pavel. Where are you storing the personnel files?
why are there still such headlines?	This press we cannot control. Americans, I think.
and i have no idea why.	I do.
no. you're with who you should be. it's like she chose you.	And I have no idea why.
i'm sorry about how we --	No. You're with who you should be. It's like she chose you.
pictures from the play. jamie looks pretty --	I'm sorry about how we --
she asleep?	I'll tell her you were here.
that's one girl who can't take a hint.	Because she doesn't know what a hint is.
she's coming over here...	Heart be still.
with you.	I. Don't. Dance.
so go dance.	With you.
everything's being done but it's not enough. i have to find something -- more.	Landon, honey. There's nothing more.
now it's okay?	Landon. You have two parents. We're both here for you even --
he wants to talk to you.	Now it's okay?
what are you doing here?	He wants to talk to you.
i have no idea what to say. how to act. what if i do the wrong thing?	Be yourself and I don't think there is a wrong thing.  Let Jamie take the lead. She'll let you know what she needs.
landon --	It was the only thing I've ever asked him!
i told him to leave me alone.	Landon --
i'm sorry. i didn't know.	I didn't know either.
have i told you how proud i am of you -- ?	Mom, great. But what I want is for me to be proud of me.
whatever my life is, i'm going to be friggin' sure i'm never disappointed --	Have I told you how proud I am of you -- ?
but if it doesn't happen, grab for something within reach. life's tough enough without causing yourself disappointment --	Whatever my life is, I'm going to be friggin' sure I'm never disappointed --
that'd be something.	But if it doesn't happen, grab for something within reach. Life's tough enough without causing yourself disappointment --
i could do it if i tried. even kelly thinks so.	That'd be something.
that's eight years of school and training -- after college. and all that doesn't necessarily make you a better human being.	I could do it if I tried. Even Kelly thinks so.
i meant he's a doctor.	That's eight years of school and training -- after college. And all that doesn't necessarily make you a better human being.
you do. you're handsome and charming.	I meant he's a doctor.
i could take after dad, too.	You do. You're handsome and charming.
honey, some of this is... farfetched. you take after me. people skills and common sense. good dependable qualities.	I could take after Dad, too.
yeah.	You sleeping with her?
were you with jamie?	Yeah.
late night.  you?	Were you with Jamie?
a late night or an early morning?	Late night.  You?
to see your father?	No. I won't be long.
i haven't seen clay or eric lately.	Me neither.
thanks.	I haven't seen Clay or Eric lately.
there's hot cider in the kitchen.	Thanks.
you're fine like that, mom.	There's hot cider in the kitchen.
you look nice. i should have dressed.	You're fine like that, Mom.
he wants to show now.	You going to let him? You going to reward him by being the son he was never man enough to be a father to?
after he moved out, i invited him to every practice, every game, every parent-teacher conference you ever had. he didn't show, not once.	He wants to show now.
we talked. he wanted to get a bite -- after. i said no.	After he moved out, I invited him to every practice, every game, every parent-teacher conference you ever had. He didn't show, not once.
you saw him?	We talked. He wanted to get a bite -- after. I said no.
i can't know things if you don't tell me.	You saw him?
that's over. way over.	I can't know things if you don't tell me.
out with belinda?	That's over. Way over.
it could help with a new car --	-- I like the car I have.
i don't want his money.	It could help with a new car --
your father dropped off an extra check.	I don't want his money.
'bout what?	About a job.
you don't need a car you can't drive for a month. go see marvin.	'Bout what?
i'm not hanging. i'm fixing my car --	You don't need a car you can't drive for a month. Go see Marvin.
why not?	Cuz nothing happened at school.
kelly wouldn't do that.	Why not?
what if they expel you?	Kelly wouldn't do that.
say nothing. nothing 'bout her.	No. Hey. We're sorry, man!
landon!	Later.
and that you're scamming on jamie sullivan.	Scamming's a strong word.
it was.	And that you're scamming on Jamie Sullivan.
belinda's telling everyone that kiss was real.	It was.
she's like some puritan.	She's not. She's got her own ideas.
deranged.	Demented.
the address?!	York Ave.
you do --	And you don't.  What's she doing in there?
don't call him a dipshit.	You do --
hypotheticals --	I'm just wondering --
i'm thinking.	No thinking. The doctor only gives you three seconds to decide --
where is he? he's supposed to be here.	I need to whizz.
get yourself a glass.	No. Thanks. Gotta keep my wits for the drive home.
i'm very sorry --	What kind of a man are you, son?
me.	I'm very sorry --
you.	Me.
landon carter. i was driving the car that --	You.
who are you?	Landon Carter. I was driving the car that --
but if you could, you would?	Yes.
landon. i can't even do for myself.	But if you could, you would?
will you do something for me?	Landon. I can't even do for myself.
can i -- go out?	You'll be fine for a few minutes.
i'll talk to your father.	It's not that simple.  It costs money to do this at home.
because you have hope that you'll get better?	No.  Maybe I believe God has a bigger dream for me than I had for myself.  Maybe I believe the journey, the big adventure, never ends...
it's gone now.	Because you have hope that you'll get better?
better. i was really angry.	It's gone now.
how're you doing?	Better. I was really angry.
that was read at my parents' wedding.	How're you doing?
'love is always patient and kind. it is never boastful or conceited -- '	That was read at my parents' wedding.
'find out who you are and do it on purpose.' dolly parton.	'Love is always patient and kind. It is never boastful or conceited -- '
lower. same page.	'Find out who you are and do it on purpose.' Dolly Parton.
'what is a friend? a single soul dwelling in two bodies.' aristotle.	Lower. Same page.
how you doing?	Tired.
i was going to fake it.	How you doing?
you know how to waltz??	I was going to fake it.
whatever you need. whatever jamie needs. i'm here.  i could start by driving her to school --	I'm not going back to school.
i've talked to your father.	That's what I mean.
now? we just --	I don't want to come here anymore.
that i want you to take me home.	Now? We just --
what are you thinking?	That I want you to take me home.
slim jim? apple? yogurt? you like yogurt.	I used to like yogurt.
nothing.	Slim Jim? Apple? Yogurt? You like yogurt.
anything you want.	Nothing.
nope.	Anything you want.
help me live until i die?	I will.
are you frightened?	All the time.  I feel like I have no one.
no. the drugs just stopped working. if anything, doing things i love kept me healthy longer.	Are you frightened?
i made you do too many things, kept you up all night --	No. The drugs just stopped working. If anything, doing things I love kept me healthy longer.
i should have told you sooner --	I made you do too many things, kept you up all night --
i'm so sorry. i'm a coward --	I should have told you sooner --
why didn't you tell me?	The doctors said to do everything the same as long as possible.  I didn't want anyone being -- weird around me.
i'm sick.	Then I'll take you home. You'll feel better tomorrow.
jamie --	I'm sick.
where? why?	Jamie --
pull over.	Where? Why?
what are you going to -- ?	Pull over.
no.	What are you going to -- ?
you're going to take a year off? join the peace corps -- ?	No.
you're worried about your college applications.	I'm not applying to college.
yes, one of many.	You're worried about your college applications.
one of your secrets.	Yes, one of many.
yes. i try to keep my power.	One of your secrets.
that what you do?	Yes. I try to keep my power.
care, but just don't let it get to you. it gives them power.	That what you do?
i don't care.	Care, but just don't let it get to you. It gives them power.
from citizen high to citizen low.	I don't care.
here. why am i looking at this star?	Because I had it named for you. I know it's not an official designation --
sure.	Here. Why am I looking at this star?
can you locate xxi5639i?	Sure.
what's the best thing i can see tonight?	Me.
what about your father?	I'm always home by midnight and he's always asleep.
ergo?	What about your father?
are you trying to seduce me?	No. Why? Are you seducible?
hoped for it.	Are you trying to seduce me?
you planned this --	Hoped for it.
a thermos of hot coffee. a blanket. socks.	You planned this --
mars doesn't rise until 2:30	A Thermos of hot coffee. A blanket. Socks.
mars.	Mars doesn't rise until 2:30
so what do you want to see?	Mars.
where's the one you're building?	In my back yard.  I lied before. It's hardly started. But when it's done, it will have twice the power of this one --
it's an alt-azimuth design with one parabolic mirror and one secondary flat one.	Where's the one you're building?
when did you build this?	I was twelve.
the truth. i just left you out of it.	When did you build this?
what'd you tell your father?	The truth. I just left you out of it.
look. talk. not talk.	What'd you tell your father?
what would you do up here?	Look. Talk. Not talk.
from here he proved to me the earth isn't flat.  on rainy days, we'd be above the clouds.	What would you do up here?
before the divorce. my father used to take me here. fire spotting was his summer job.	From here he proved to me the earth isn't flat.  On rainy days, we'd be above the clouds.
how do you know this place?	Before the divorce. My father used to take me here. Fire spotting was his summer job.
away from here.	How do you know this place?
where?	Away from here.
come on.	Where?
the challenger exploded. principal kelly's about to make an announcement.	Come on.
what's wr--?	The Challenger exploded. Principal Kelly's about to make an announcement.
twice a year.	What's wr--?
assholes. this happen to you?	Twice a year.
loved?	That. And less strange.
you make me feel...	Loved?
i might do it wrong.	Not possible.
i don't understand...	Maybe you're not supposed to.
wonder. beauty. joy.  love.	I don't understand...
what do you actually know with religion?	Wonder. Beauty. Joy.  Love.
uncertainty makes you uncomfortable.	What do you actually know with religion?
we can measure wind.	Uncertainty makes you uncomfortable.
you're sometimes not sure?	I'm sure. Pretty sure.
it's places like this that make me certain there's a god.	You're sometimes not sure?
you're acting like a crazy person.	You're straddling the state line. You're in two places at once.
where?	You're acting like a crazy person.
stand right here.	Where?
the cells in our bodies are always changing. in six or seven years all your cells have changed. you could be like a completely new person from the inside out.	That what's happening to you, only faster?
excuse me?	Fun.
what are you talking about?	Excuse me?
it's about working with what you already have -- right now -- at your fingertips -- you know, spontaneously.	What are you talking about?
before we do this, i just want to say that a good life's gotta be about more than achieving stuff -- like on your list.	It's about working with what you already have -- right now -- at your fingertips -- you know, spontaneously.
we're doing something -- ?	Before we do this, I just want to say that a good life's gotta be about more than achieving stuff -- like on your list.
before we do this.	We're doing something -- ?
no.	I know you want to.
your turn.	No.
we're going somewhere. after. and no. i didn't ask your father.	Your turn.
it's only 7:30.	We're going somewhere. After. And no. I didn't ask your father.
i have to get you home by one.	It's only 7:30.
is there a rush?	I have to get you home by one.
i wanted this to be a date.	Is there a rush?
i can't believe you asked my father's permission.	I wanted this to be a date.
why not?	I'm not allowed to date.
yes. but not as a date date.	Why not?
you.	Yes. But not as a date date.
what?	You.
like fire.	What?
no.  but are you -- impressed?	Like fire.
why are you doing all this? to impress me?	No.  But are you -- impressed?
she great or what?	Why are you doing all this? To impress me?
i heard what you did. thank you.	She great or what?
hey.	I heard what you did. Thank you.
what does that mean?!	It means you can do anything.
so you're talking to me?	When I have something to say.
yeah, with a finish in about a decade.	So you're talking to me?
it's a start.	Yeah, with a finish in about a decade.
and why would that scare me?	Because then you couldn't hide behind your books and your telescope and your sweater and your God.
you don't either. take a look at yourself. maybe you're scared that someone might actually like you --	And why would that scare me?
you don't know what you want --	You don't either. Take a look at yourself. Maybe you're scared that someone might actually like you --
i don't want to be just your friend --	You don't know what you want --
you don't know the first thing about being someone's friend --	I don't want to be just your friend --
okay. maybe some of that is true --	You don't know the first thing about being someone's friend --
it's not.	Prove it.
all of it.	It's not.
that sounds like horseshit.	All of it.
maybe you inspire me.	That sounds like horseshit.
people can see.	And that would ruin your reputation how?
i haven't been nice to you.	You're hardly nice to anyone.
thank you. so were you.	I haven't been nice to you.
you were great the other night.	Thank you. So were you.
healthy as can be.	You were great the other night.
he okay?	Healthy as can be.
that's it! exactly! you're reading my mind --	Then maybe you can read mine.
so it's like you want to be secret friends.	That's it! Exactly! You're reading my mind --
that would be the reason.	So it's like you want to be secret friends.
belinda's a very jealous person.	That would be the reason.
or anywhere where people might see us.	Belinda's a very jealous person.
yeah --	Or anywhere where people might see us.
oh. just not at school...	Yeah --
yes. and?	Oh. Just not at school...
the play's in a couple of weeks.	Yes. And?
you don't miss a thing.	The play's in a couple of weeks.
you're not in a very good mood.	You don't miss a thing.
the play's going to be really good.	I'm really glad you think so.
he doesn't trust you.	Sometimes I don't even trust me.
your father doesn't like me.	He doesn't trust you.
interpreted by another guy like my father.	Your father doesn't like me.
the bible. why should i read a bunch of dumb stories about some ancient guy who supposedly worked miracles.	Interpreted by another guy like my father.
you don't believe in anything?	The Bible. Why should I read a bunch of dumb stories about some ancient guy who supposedly worked miracles.
you have to believe to have faith.	You don't believe in anything?
there is no point. you live. you die. the end.	You have to believe to have faith.
i know there's a plan for everyone, but sometimes i don't understand what the message is -- or what the point is.	There is no point. You live. You die. The end.
no.	I know there's a plan for everyone, but sometimes I don't understand what the message is -- or what the point is.
do you ever wonder why things happen the way they do?	No.
like in a church painting. i see this giant hovering over the ground. he's wearing a robe, and has long flowing hair, and he's pointing his finger at something.	Do you ever wonder why things happen the way they do?
but you think about him -- it -- her.	Don't you?
my relationship with god is my own.	But you think about Him -- It -- Her.
yeah.	My relationship with God is my own.
in ten words or less?	Yeah.
you're really into god, right?	In ten words or less?
in 76 years, me neither.	You're really into God, right?
yeah.  i'm probably not going to be around next time it comes.	In 76 years, me neither.
the dirty snowball at its core.	Yeah.  I'm probably not going to be around next time it comes.
i'm building a larger one to see the nucleus of haley's comet --	The dirty snowball at its core.
i hope so.  i think maybe she sees me now.	I'm building a larger one to see the nucleus of Haley's Comet --
do you believe you'll see your mother again?	I hope so.  I think maybe she sees me now.
looking for something -- someone.	Do you believe you'll see your mother again?
looking for intelligent life?	Looking for something -- someone.
maybe debris from a moon that broke apart.	Or building blocks for a world that never formed.
but there are thousands of them, made of floating ice --	Maybe debris from a moon that broke apart.
before voyager we expected maybe a dozen rings --	But there are thousands of them, made of floating ice --
saturn. beautiful.	Before Voyager we expected maybe a dozen rings --
that is my telescope.	Saturn. Beautiful.
what is that?	That is my telescope.
the world of the dead?	Could be...
cuz it's dark and quiet and you can see into another world.	The world of the dead?
yeah. maybe. i dunno.	Do you think I'm strange?
because i try to be nice to people?	Yeah. Maybe. I dunno.
you think so.	Know so.
he's a softy. got him wrapped around my finger.	You think so.
i know. don't say anything.	He's a softy. Got him wrapped around my finger.
i'll get something for us to drink --	Don't bother!
no problem --	And you have to meet my father.
like you'd know.	I do know.  Be two places at once... learn to hit a baseball or turn a cartwheel... eat breakfast with chopsticks...
ambitious.	Like you'd know.
spend a year in the peace corps. make a medical discovery --	Ambitious.
get very wasted. lose your virginity --	Spend a year in the Peace Corps. Make a medical discovery --
you want to tell me...	Get very wasted. Lose your virginity --
it's private.	You want to tell me...
so what else is on this list?	It's private.
go for it.	It's like a to-do list, but for my life.
i'll take a chance.	Go for it.
maybe a little of both.	I'll take a chance.
are you asking to mock me or do you really want to know?	Maybe a little of both.
you got some kind of list?	Are you asking to mock me or do you really want to know?
good thing.	You got some kind of list?
the reason i got the part... i'm a little like lizzie. except i don't worry about some man rescuing me.	Good thing.
kinda. yeah.	The reason I got the part... I'm a little like Lizzie. Except I don't worry about some man rescuing me.
i'm an enemy?	Kinda. Yeah.
28 is do something illegal. 42 is befriend an enemy.	I'm an enemy?
what's with the friggin numbers?	28 is do something illegal. 42 is befriend an enemy.
what the -- ?!	So you agree you need help?
no. not like you.	What the -- ?!
like me.	No. Not like you.
fire is like a living thing. wild. unpredictable.	Like me.
because that's where the fire is?	Fire is like a living thing. Wild. Unpredictable.
why?	Because that's where the fire is?
yeah.	Why?
then we both know.  i'll point. you drive. faster.	Yeah.
i know you don't want help.	Then we both know.  I'll point. You drive. Faster.
-- your act only works with an audience.	My act?!
that's deep --	-- Your act only works with an audience.
this play -- ?	-- I know you don't suck at acting.
-- this play means a lot to me.	This play -- ?
you're like this fly, buzzing buzzing everywhere --	-- This play means a lot to me.
'is it really me?'	'Yes. You're-you're b-b- beautiful.'
'they won't.'	'Believe in yourself and they will. Let me ask you, Lizzie. Look in the mirror? Are you pretty --?'
'i hope your dreams come true.'	'They won't.'
i don't want to have any conversation.	Good, cuz talking to you is like trying to explain red to a blind person.
can't you have a normal conversation?	I don't want to have any conversation.
like what? the moons of jupiter?	Can't you have a normal conversation?
you mean care what you say? i'm worrying about other things.	Like what? The moons of Jupiter?
-- i wear the sweater because i'm cold. i read because no one talks to me. my hair is my hair. what is it exactly that's bothering you?	You mean care what you say? I'm worrying about other things.
your book and your brown sweater and your hair. what's more to know -- ?	-- I wear the sweater because I'm cold. I read because no one talks to me. My hair is my hair. What is it exactly that's bothering you?
you don't know me.	Your book and your brown sweater and your hair. What's more to know -- ?
were?	You don't know me.
because, growing up, books were my world.	Were?
i don't make small talk --	-- Obviously.
-- this your idea of small talk?	I don't make small talk --
he goes to my father's church. he could've died --	-- This your idea of small talk?
when mom died you told me god wanted her more, loved her more --	I was wrong. Nobody could have wanted or loved your mother more than we did. Not even God.
that's normal. god accepts your anger. he won't punish you.	By making me ill, he is punishing me!  I just don't know what for.
i am mad at you! and at landon! and the universe! and god!  i don't even know where to put all my anger.	That's normal. God accepts your anger. He won't punish you.
jamie, you're not mad at me. you're mad at landon --	I am mad at you! And at Landon! And the universe! And God!  I don't even know where to put all my anger.
no you didn't.  but he did change. just not enough.	Jamie, you're not mad at me. You're mad at Landon --
no. i want what's best for you.	This -- him -- Landon -- is what's best for me!
maybe. but that's not the real reason. you think if i tell, he'll disappear and that's what you want! me all to yourself!	No. I want what's best for you.
it's time to tell him.  it would be the right thing.	Maybe. But that's not the real reason. You think if I tell, he'll disappear and that's what you want! Me all to yourself!
dad --	It's time to tell him.  It would be the right thing.
i'm asking how much.	Dad --
boys like him have -- expectations.	I have expectations, too.
it was a play.	Boys like him have -- expectations.
i saw the way he looked at you. the way he kissed you.	It was a play.
no.	I saw the way he looked at you. The way he kissed you.
did you give him a gift?	No.
up to?	I thought we had rid ourselves of his disagreeable companionship.
what's landon carter up to?	Up to?
i'm sorry your mother isn't here to help you become a woman.	Dad, I've become a woman without her. Just not a pretty one.
fine. but i need to start deciding how to spend my time and my life.	I'm sorry your mother isn't here to help you become a woman.
i don't want you to see him outside school activities.	Fine. But I need to start deciding how to spend my time and my life.
i'm supposed to always be alone?	I don't want you to see him outside school activities.
jamie, he's careless. reckless.  is this really the best time to be making a new friend...?	I'm supposed to always be alone?
by accident --	Jamie, he's careless. Reckless.  Is this really the best time to be making a new friend...?
he wants help with his lines --	By accident --
the carter boy. tell me about him.	He wants help with his lines --
i'm sorry she never got her miracle.	She did. It was you.
jamie wanted that. she told me.	I'm sorry she never got her miracle.
yes.	Jamie wanted that. She told me.
you're marrying again.	Yes.
yes. you?	Getting by.
you've been well?	Yes. You?
i thought she built it herself.	She did. But hardly anyone does anything truly alone.
i helped jamie with the first one.	I thought she built it herself.
you know about this stuff?	I helped Jamie with the first one.
for the focuser?	You know about this stuff?
i'm using an old phonographic turntable.	For the focuser?
you have materials for the side bearings?	I'm using an old phonographic turntable.
in there.	You have materials for the side bearings?
i've almost finished the rocker. did she order mirrors?	In there.
i'm not tired.	I need to be with her.
landon. you go on home.	I'm not tired.
landon. we've lived with this for over a year now and --	If there is a God, how could he let this happen??!!
praying.	Landon. We've lived with this for over a year now and --
her doctors have. jamie and i. we're still praying for a miracle.	Praying.
it's her decision and she's decided not to tell people -- at least for now.	How -- how long does she have?
materially or spiritually?	Either. Both.
how do you -- the two of you -- get by?	Materially or spiritually?
since i was five. my mom's a cocktail waitress.	How do you -- the two of you -- get by?
your parents are divorced?	Since I was five. My mom's a cocktail waitress.
we didn't tell him any different for years --	Your parents are divorced?
okay. sure.  my grandfather. when he was seven, he shook the hand of an old guy, a war vet or something, who had once shaken president lincoln's hand.  made a big impression on him.	We didn't tell him any different for years --
how about your family?	Okay. Sure.  My grandfather. When he was seven, he shook the hand of an old guy, a war vet or something, who had once shaken President Lincoln's hand.  Made a big impression on him.
you decide.	How about your family?
like what, sir?	You decide.
so talk to us about something.	Like what, sir?
no.	So talk to us about something.
landon. you're not the quiet type.	No.
this week.	Ever again.
i don't want to see her hurt.	This week.
i care for her.	I don't want to see her hurt.
i'd like to take jamie to dinner on new year's eve.	That won't be possible.
yes, sir.	I'd like to take Jamie to dinner on New Year's Eve.
does it have to do with jamie?	Yes, sir.
reverend sullivan. can i ask you something?	Does it have to do with Jamie?
apropos of nothing... so. so so so so --	Let's get something straight. You don't know me. I don't know you. But I know what you're about.  Keep your distance from this house -- and from Jamie.
you're in the play?	Lead man.
thank you.	You're welcome.
i'd gladly write you a letter of recommendation.	Thank you.
i've seen students with records like yours go to j.c. for a couple of years, then transfer to a good college.	I'd gladly write you a letter of recommendation.
you came here to give me my report card?	I've seen students with records like yours go to J.C. for a couple of years, then transfer to a good college.
your grades for fall semester. they're -- good.	You came here to give me my report card?
it's mine to give. i didn't steal it.	I didn't say you did.
where did you get -- ?	It's mine to give. I didn't steal it.
for jefferson high. for books.	Where did you get -- ?
no way. no thanks. i can't do it --	-- You can and you will, Mr. Carter.
landon, none of us faculty see you the way you see yourself.  some of us remember how your father --	Then you remember more than I do.
you don't. that's the point.	Landon, none of us faculty see you the way you see yourself.  Some of us remember how your father --
when do i get time for me?	You don't. That's the point.
or something. they're doing a play for the holidays.	When do I get time for me?
i'd work backstage or something?	Or something. They're doing a play for the holidays.
finally, i'd like you to join the drama club. rehearsals are tuesday and thursday evenings.	I'd work backstage or something?
i'm as underprivileged as they are --	Finally, I'd like you to join the drama club. Rehearsals are Tuesday and Thursday evenings.
for the inner satisfaction it will bring.  saturday mornings, i'd like you to tutor disadvantaged students at our sister school --	I'm as underprivileged as they are --
for pay?	For the inner satisfaction it will bring.  Saturday mornings, I'd like you to tutor disadvantaged students at our sister school --
besides attending all your regular classes, i'd like you to help our janitorial staff after school --	For pay?
please.	Besides attending all your regular classes, I'd like you to help our janitorial staff after school --
shall i give you a few ideas?	Please.
how would you do that, mr. carter?	Shall I give you a few ideas?
i'd do that --	How would you do that, Mr. Carter?
you could grace our hallowed halls again, if, while you're here, you make a sincere effort to be part of our little school community --	I'd do that --
finding the real world to your liking, mr. carter?	I want to come back.
now i can do what i want.	That's right.  The world is your oyster.
i'm no dummy.	That's right. You just act like one.
like you'd make it to june. even cutting half your classes, you have a b- average.	I'm no dummy.
scalene?	Okay. Make me an isosceles.
what else? what kind of triangle has three sides of different lengths.	Scalene?
a similar triangle?	What else? What kind of triangle has three sides of different lengths.
so what did we just make?	A similar triangle?
are you?	So what did we just make?
yeah.	Are you?
am i at the same angle to you and the basket as before?	Yeah.
what do you want, biff?	Where's your old man?
listen you little asshole, i oughta --	What do you want, Biff?
the day i show respect to biff tannen will be the day i win a million dollars... what's the matter, biff, they're not showing you any respect down at the golf course? don't they realize what a tough job it is keeping the criminal element away from the country club?	Listen you little Asshole, I oughta --
show me some respect, you little asshole. it's special officer tannen to you.	The day I show respect to Biff Tannen will be the day I win a million dollars... What's the matter, Biff, they're not showing you any respect down at the golf course? Don't they realize what a tough job it is keeping the criminal element away from the country club?
what do you want, biff?	Show me some respect, you little asshole. It's Special Officer Tannen to you.
well, well, he smirked when marty opened the door. if it isn't the neighborhood bootlegger, al capone mcfly?	What do you want, Biff?
and you never heard of rock 'n roll?	No....
uh, yes, sir...	And you never heard of rock 'n roll?
this is 1952....?	Uh, yes, sir...
i beg your pardon?	This is 1952....?
i don't get it. how come there's no rock 'n roll?	I beg your pardon?
yes, sir!	I don't get it. How come there's no rock 'n roll?
this... is the number one single?	Yes, sir!
what's n.r.c.?	I don't know. National Cash Register?
third time they've been out there this week.	What's N.R.C.?
dick, what's with those guys out there in the gutter?	Third time they've been out there this week.
hot tip,  rubber biscuit in the third race at arlington.	Dick, what's with those guys out there in the gutter?
gimme some chili, fries, and a tab.	Hot tip,  Rubber Biscuit in the third race at Arlington.
marty. what's for breakfast?	Gimme some chili, fries, and a Tab.
morning dick.	Marty. What's for breakfast?
i think i know exactly what you mean.	You do?
well, eileen...jeez, that's hard for me to say. have you ever been in a situation where -- well -- you know you have to act a certain way, but when you get there, you don't know if you can go through with it?	You mean like how you're supposed to act with someone on a first date?
i'm usually nervous myself on first dates...but not tonight. it's funny, but somehow, i feel like....like i know you.	Uh, yeah, well, believe me, I sure feel like I know you!
oh, no, i'm fine...fine.	I'm usually nervous myself on first dates...but not tonight. It's funny, but somehow, I feel like....like I know you.
are you all right, marty? you seem a little...nervous.	Oh, no, I'm fine...fine.
hi, marty!	Listen,  Professor Brown told me you called last night and gave me your message...
he comes out of the cafeteria line, he's nervous, he spills his corn, and he asks you to the dance!	Marty, you haven't been listening. Nobody's asked me to the dance...yet.
but he does! don't you see?	He comes out of the cafeteria line, he's nervous, he spills his corn, and he asks you to the dance!
but he didn't ask me.	But he does! Don't you see?
george! he's supposed to ask you to the dance!	But he didn't ask me.
nine o' clock.  oh, i'm late! maybe i'll see you later.	Yeah. Maybe so.
what time does school start around here?	Nine o' clock.  Oh, I'm late! Maybe I'll see you later.
school? i never thought of school! if i went to school i could blend in with everybody else, couldn't i?	What time does school start around here?
then you'll be going to school here....?	School? I never thought of school! If I went to school I could blend in with everybody else, couldn't I?
well, i was on my way to school, and i just wanted to stop by and see if you were feeling okay.  you seemed like you were in pretty bad shape the other night.	Oh, I'm feeling much better now.
how could i forget?  oh, sure, i remember you.	Well, I was on my way to school, and I just wanted to stop by and see if you were feeling okay.  You seemed like you were in pretty bad shape the other night.
you remember me...?	How could I forget?  Oh, sure, I remember you.
hi, marty.	Uh, hi....
huh?	Have we ever met before?
it's polyester.	Poly-what?
here's your jacket!	Uh, thanks...
how old are you?	Seventeen.
mom, how else are we gonna see the sunrise?	I don't think I like the idea of you staying out all night with a girl!
you mean you're going to stay up all night?	Mom, how else are we gonna see the sunrise?
oh yeah.	That's good.
learn anything?	Oh yeah.
fine.	Learn anything?
how was school today?	Fine.
i've been calling you for five minutes! didn't you hear me?	I was practicing. I've got an audition next week -- I gotta practice. How am I gonna get famous if I don't practice?
how are you?	Oh -- I'm all right. Say, listen, about this dance Saturday night --
uh, hi, eileen.	How are you?
is that what you were going to ask me, george? to go to the dance?	No!
eileen, chinese food again?	George, if you don't want Chinese food, pick a place you want to go and make a reservation.
by the way, that reminds me...  saturday night we're taking grandma stella out for chinese food.	Eileen, Chinese food again?
now, george! dinner's ready now!	Coming, Eileen...
maybe if i used my left....	No, George, just concentrate on the anger. Anger.
oh. uh... 'hey, you! get your damn hands off her!'  george paused. you really think i should swear?	Yes, definitely, god dammit George, swear. Then you hit me in the stomach, I go down for the count, and you and Eileen life happily ever after. Now, hit me in the stomach.
your line, george!	Oh. Uh... 'Hey, you! Get your damn hands off her!'  George paused. You really think I should swear?
george it's not your concern. don't worry about it. just remember that at 9:00, you'll be strolling through the parking lot and you'll see us -- struggling in the car, you'll run over, open the door and say....?	Your line, George!
you mean, you're gonna --	George it's not your concern. Don't worry about it. Just remember that at 9:00, you'll be strolling through the parking lot and you'll see us -- struggling in the car, you'll run over, open the door and say....?
why what?	Why is she gonna get angry with you?
why?	Why what?
okay. so right around 9:00 she's gonna get very angry with me -	Why?
in the parking lot, with her.	Okay. So right around 9:00 she's gonna get very angry with me -
and where am i gonna be?	In the parking lot, with her.
i'm going to be at the dance.	And where am I gonna be?
you're not picking a fight, you're coming to her rescue. maybe we'd better go over the plan again. where are you gonna be at 8:55?	I'm going to be at the dance.
but i've never picked a fight in my entire life!	You're not picking a fight, you're coming to her rescue. Maybe we'd better go over the plan again. Where are you gonna be at 8:55?
how many times do i have to explain it to you?... we know you're not a fighter. you know it, i know it... but she doesn't know it. that's why we gotta make you look like a fighter, somebody who'll stand up for her, somebody who isn't chicken. and you're not gonna look like a fighter if you can't hit me in the stomach.	But I've never picked a fight in my entire life!
look, marty, i'm just not a fighter...	How many times do I have to explain it to you?... We know you're not a fighter. You know it, I know it... but she doesn't know it. That's why we gotta make you look like a fighter, somebody who'll stand up for her, somebody who isn't chicken. And you're not gonna look like a fighter if you can't hit me in the stomach.
you're not gonna hurt me. just hit me in the stomach.	Look, Marty, I'm just not a fighter...
i don't want to hit you in the stomach!	You're not gonna hurt me. Just hit me in the stomach.
'bike fine point?'	Bic... It's a Bic pen.
lemme see that.	'Bike fine point?'
it was marty's turn to be confused. huh?	Lemme see that.
what is that? a pencil that writes in ink?	It was Marty's turn to be confused. Huh?
nothing. look, i'll write it down for you, okay?	What is that? A pencil that writes in ink?
huh?	Nothing. Look, I'll write it down for you, okay?
christ, it's a miracle i was even born!	Huh?
oh, no! that was for the cafeteria! this is different!	Christ, it's a miracle I was even born!
say what you were supposed to say in the cafeteria.	Oh, no! That was for the cafeteria! This is different!
what do i say?	Say what you were supposed to say in the cafeteria.
well... yeah...	Okay, then!
george, she's beautiful, right? she's nice, she's decent, she's the kind of girl you'd like to marry, right? and there's nothing in the world you'd like more than to take her to that dance, right?	Well... yeah...
you've gotta ask her to the dance!	Not now....
the sunrise? what for?	Jeez, what do you think? To see it!
no, chinese food is fine.	Saturday night's the 'Springtime in Paris' dance. I'm taking Suzy Parker.
oh yeah.	Good.
learn anything?	Oh yeah.
fine..	Learn anything?
what drill?	The drill!  The power drill I bought you for Christmas. I was using it last night.
dad, you seen the drill?	What drill?
well, yeah, i was thinking, if cars are gonna be going two or three hundred miles an hour, they're gonna be using an awful lot of gas. like, what if we run out?	Run out of gas?
you're the only mr. lewis in this class.  if you have something to say, say it so the whole class can hear.	Well, yeah, I was thinking, if cars are gonna be going two or three hundred miles an hour, they're gonna be using an awful lot of gas. Like, what if we run out?
who, me?	You're the only Mr. Lewis in this class.  If you have something to say, say it so the whole class can hear.
you have a name?	Marty. Marty Lewis.
uh -- yeah. i'm new here, and i'm supposed to be in this class.	You have a name?
yes, that's my name. who are you, young man? are you supposed to be here?	Uh -- yeah. I'm new here, and I'm supposed to be in this class.
unfortunately, the way things are going, you may get your wish. you may see the entire annhiliation of the world. if not, you'll certainly see the destruction of all out natural resources. we can already see the air we breathe, not to mention the pollution in our rivers and lakes. we'll  see all of our oil reserves depleted, in fact, all of our energy sources. yes, you people have a lot to look forward to -- a lot to see.	Hey, Mr. Arky, gimme a break!  I'm seventeen years old! I'm not responsible for all these problems!
yeah, explode it up your ass!	Unfortunately, the way things are going, you may get your wish. You may see the entire annhiliation of the world. If not, you'll certainly see the destruction of all out natural resources. We can already see the air we breathe, not to mention the pollution in our rivers and lakes. We'll  see all of our oil reserves depleted, in fact, all of our energy sources. Yes, you people have a lot to look forward to -- a lot to see.
all i can say is, that's one helluva attitude, mr. mcfly. 'let's explode a hundred megaton geothermal nuclear device, just to see it.'	Yeah, explode it up your ass!
you know damn well that's not what i meant.	All I can say is, that's one helluva attitude, Mr. McFly. 'Let's explode a hundred megaton Geothermal nuclear device, just to see it.'
mr. mcfly here wants to nuke it all, just so he can see it!	You know damn well that's not what I meant.
not a holocaust --	Mr. McFly here wants to nuke it all, just so he can see it!
you'd like to see a nuclear holocaust?	Not a holocaust --
what year?	Nineteen fifty --
march 11th.	What year?
operator, what's today's date?	March 11th.
i'm sorry, there's no answer.	Operator, what's today's date?
five cents, please.	I'm sorry, there's no answer.
oh -- right! uh, madison 3489.	Five cents, please.
local calls cost five cents. what number do you want?	Oh -- right! Uh, Madison 3489.
what?	Local calls cost five cents. What number do you want?
sir, it only costs a nickel.	What?
operator! listen, this is an emergency! i have to make this call, but i don't have a dime -- all i got is a nickel -- but you gotta connect me --	Sir, it only costs a nickel.
operator...	Operator! Listen, this is an emergency! I have to make this call, but I don't have a dime -- all I got is a nickel -- but you gotta connect me --
what?!	Pro! Release the rope!
okay, martin. you have a good evening now.	Yeah,  Right.
been any place unusual in the past twelve hours?	Home, school, here...
what, am i radioactive or something?	No, no, not beyond an acceptable level. Have you been X-rayed recently, Martin?
good evening, one said. agents reese   and foley, from the nuclear regulatory commition.  mind stepping over here?	What's this all about?
pretty, isn't it?	It's the most beautiful city I've ever seen! What is it?
what theater was i at?	The Orpheum.
but i told everyone your disappearance was due to a teleportation experiment you were helping me with. so don't mention anything about time travel to anyone.	What theater was I at?
obviously!	But I told everyone your disappearance was due to a teleportation experiment you were helping me with. So don't mention anything about time travel to anyone.
according to your girlfriend, suzy parker, you and she were at the movies. you went to the restroom and you never came out. obviously, you stepped through an inter-dimensional time warp, created by the original operation of the time machine.	Obviously!
but if you didn't rebuild the time machine, how did i go back in time in the first place?	According to your girlfriend, Suzy Parker, you and she were at the movies. You went to the restroom and you never came out. Obviously, you stepped through an inter-dimensional time warp, created by the original operation of the time machine.
87 states? time travel bans? what the hell?	But if you didn't rebuild the time machine, how did I go back in time in the first place?
you see, i never rebuilt the time machine after it was destroyed in 1952. i decided that experimenting with time and possibly changing history was too risky. anyway, experiments in time travel were banned in all 87 states after the governor of cuba caught dr. felstien fooling around in the bermuda triangle -- that was back in '64.	87 states? Time travel bans? What the hell?
what do you call this?	A car.
hop in, marty, . we've got a long drive ahead of us.	What do you call this?
what year is this?	1982! March 18, just like we planned! My calculations were absolutely correct! Thirty years! God, I cannot believe it's been thirty years! Sure, it was a long time ago -- longest I've ever had to wait for the results of an experiment!
marty,  i know i've repeatedly asked you not to tell me anything about the future, but....well, those loud bangs on the tape recorder....are they....	Professor -- there are some doors that shouldn't be opened, Marty said softly, without turning around.
thanks for everything, pro.	Professor Brown grinned. I guess I'll see you in... about 30 years.
it was sure nice of uncle sam to put those yardage markers up for us.	We're at one and a half miles, so you're just a little over a mile from where you want to be,  Wait until minus 3 minutes before you go -- that should give you plenty of time, and it should be close enough to zero hour that they can't do anything to stop you. Park the truck at 800 and get in the refri-- the time chamber. Just be sure the nose of the truck is pointed at the bomb....the power converter will do the rest.
nope. my father's never clenched a fist in his entire life!	Curious...  Very curious.
you didn't?	Nope. My father's never clenched a fist in his entire life!
perfect...	It could happen at the moment you arrive back in the future, theoretically, it could happen at the moment of your birth...or conception. Actually, it could happen at any time. It's a question to which I hope we'll never learn the answer.
there's no way of knowing.	Perfect...
professor, if something does go wrong tonight... if i don't get my parents back together... when do you think i'd cease to exist?	There's no way of knowing.
it'll be fine, marty.  you'll be fine. good luck. he stuck his hand out and marty shook it. but there was still a question that was nagging at him...	Professor, if something does go wrong tonight... if I don't get my parents back together... when do you think I'd cease to exist?
that's just what i needed to hear.	It'll be fine, Marty.  You'll be fine. Good luck. He stuck his hand out and Marty shook it. But there was still a question that was nagging at him...
look, marty, she's not your mother yet. and if you don't go through with this, she may never be. i know it's hard, but there are some things we must do in life that are unpleasant. some choices must be made that are difficult. nonetheless, we must make them. besides, this may be more than a simple question of your own existence, he added. the fate of the entire space-time continuum may rest on your shoulders . marty tried to smile at him.	That's just what I needed to hear.
that's exactly what i said! i mean, a guy and his mother -- that's illegal, isn't it?	Look, Marty, she's not your mother yet. And if you don't go through with this, she may never be. I know it's hard, but there are some things we must do in life that are unpleasant. Some choices must be made that are difficult. Nonetheless, we must make them. Besides, this may be more than a simple question of your own existence, he added. The fate of the entire space-time continuum may rest on your shoulders . Marty tried to smile at him.
nobody said anything about hitting her! you're just going to take a few liberties with her.	That's exactly what I said! I mean, a guy and his mother -- that's illegal, isn't it?
look. i'm a little worried about this -- this whole thing with my mother, he admitted to the professor. i mean, i don't know if i can do it -- i mean, hitting on my own mother, that's pretty heavy.	Nobody said anything about hitting her! You're just going to take a few liberties with her.
good. professor brown tested the tarp, noting in satisfaction that it was secure. i'll pick you up in front of the school at midnight. don't be late -- we're cutting it close as it is. we've got a long drive ahead of us.	Look. I'm a little worried about this -- this whole thing with my mother, he admitted to the Professor. I mean, I don't know if I can do it -- I mean, hitting on my own mother, that's pretty heavy.
that's all taken care of.	Good. Professor Brown tested the tarp, noting in satisfaction that it was secure. I'll pick you up in front of the school at midnight. Don't be late -- we're cutting it close as it is. We've got a long drive ahead of us.
in a manner of speaking, yes. and because of that, she's no longer interested in your father.	Jesus!
are you trying to tell me that my mother's got the hots for me?	In a manner of speaking, yes. And because of that, she's no longer interested in your father.
apparently, what has happened is that the maternal instinct has transcended the gap of time and this has caused an alteration in your mother's emotional behavior.	Are you trying to tell me that my mother's got the hots for me?
but why? why would she do that? she's supposed to marry the guy!	Apparently, what has happened is that the maternal instinct has transcended the gap of time and this has caused an alteration in your mother's emotional behavior.
my guess is that she turned him down.	But why? Why would she do that? She's supposed to marry the guy!
but that's impossible!! george asked her out! he had to! i saw him walk her home! oh, god!	My guess is that she turned him down.
your 'mother' wanted me to tell you that she was very impressed by what you did this afternoon, and that if you were interested in going to the dance saturday, she's available.	But that's impossible!! George asked her out! He had to! I saw him walk her home! Oh, God!
the test is this monday! 15 megatons... let's see, we need 4200 rads...  you'd have to be...exactly 800 yards from ground zero... you realize that what we're going to do could be extremely dangerous.	Believe me, Professor, running around on a nuclear test site can't be any more dangerous than what I've been doing.
i brought it with me from 1982. it's from my science book.	The test is this Monday! 15 megatons... Let's see, we need 4200 rads...  You'd have to be...exactly 800 yards from ground zero... You realize that what we're going to do could be extremely dangerous.
where did you get this?	I brought it with me from 1982. It's from my science book.
look, it's not a big deal! i can fix it! all i gotta do is get 'em together and make sure my old man asks her out!	You better make sure your old man asks her out, because if he doesn't, they may never have a first date. And if they don't have a first date, they won't have a second date. If they don't have a second date, they won't fall in love. If they don't fall in love, they won't get married, and if they don't get married, you'll never be born!
i know.	You did what?!?
well, it was there.	Curious... Very curious....
i don't recall ever seeing it before.	Well, it was there.
oh -- that -- i found it in the closet.	I don't recall ever seeing it before.
say, where did this guitar come from?	Oh -- that -- I found it in the closet.
you're talking crazy! an atomic blast would melt me and the time machine in a matter of seconds!	You forget -- time travel is instantaneous. The time machine would melt, but you would have already travelled through time. Of course, it's a moot point regardless. The only place atomic bombs are detonated is at the Army's Nevada Test Site, and those tests are kept absolutely top secret.
i am serious. if we could get you, the time machine, and the power converter in the vicinity of an atomic blast, we could send you back to the future.	You're talking crazy! An atomic blast would melt me and the time machine in a matter of seconds!
professor, be serious, would you?	I am serious. If we could get you, the time machine, and the power converter in the vicinity of an atomic blast, we could send you back to the future.
an atomic bomb.	Professor, be serious, would you?
let me put it on a level you can understand. you don't belong here. you don't know anything about this world. you don't know the customs, you don't know how to talk, how to act -- you don't even look like you belong here. and if you walked out on the street, you wouldn't get 100 yards without being arrested. then there would be questions, and where would we come up with the answers?	Okay, Professor, I get where you're coming from. The way I look, the way I'm dressed...  I'd stick out like a sore thumb.
hey, look, gimme a break! all i did was answer the door! how's that gonna change history?	I don't know, but I don't want to take any chances! Now you stay here and don't do anything. Don't answer the door, don't answer the phone, don't go outside. Understand?
then i would have figured out to get back in through the events in the natural course of history! don't you understand? the fabric of history is very delicate. anything you do could have serious consequences!	Hey, look, gimme a break! All I did was answer the door! How's that gonna change history?
what if you lost your keys?	Then I would have figured out to get back in through the events in the natural course of history! Don't you understand? The fabric of history is very delicate. Anything you do could have serious consequences!
i told you not to interfere with any of the events of this time! nobody's supposed to see you here! what if i was a mailman? or a salesman?	What if you lost your keys?
you were ringing the doorbell!	I told you not to interfere with any of the events of this time! Nobody's supposed to see you here! What if I was a mailman? Or a salesman?
you answered the door!	You were ringing the doorbell!
4200 rads...  that certainly can't be generated under controlled conditions in this day and age.	That's just great!
professor. well, not exactly, professor. you see, we don't point it at the sun.	We don't....
how did you know?	Just a guess. I figured kids would still be drinking Coke in 1982.
well, professor, are you sure you want me to tell you? you know, changing the course of history and all....	Blast it -- no, I suppose you're right.... You do know the proper chemical formula?
of course! the power converter! it works! of course, it works...  what chemicals do we use?	Well, Professor, are you sure you want me to tell you? You know, changing the course of history and all....
the power converter...	Of course! The power converter! It works! Of course, it works...  What chemicals do we use?
on second thought, there may be some things you'll have to tell me.	The power converter...
pardon me?	Oh. That expression probably hasn't been invented yet... I can get behind -- I agree with you.
you didn't, professor. it was an accident! you see, what happened --	No! Don't tell me!  I don't want to know the future! My knowledge of future events... your mere presence here... could have devastating effects on the course of history. And altering history is a responsibility that I do not wish to bear. My immediate response is to send you back to your own time.
you've convinced me that you must be who you say you are. no living human has ever seen this machine.  but why? why even in my twilight years would i remotely consider sending someone back in time?	You didn't, Professor. It was an accident! You see, what happened --
a mall?	Yeah, a shopping mall. You know, a shopping mall?
well, there's a mall here now -- i mean, there will be.	A mall?
oh, yeah.	Well, there's a mall here now -- I mean, there will be.
must have been? used to live? i do live here.	Oh, yeah.
jeez -- this is where you used to live, huh? you must have been rich!	Must have been? Used to live? I do live here.
marty.	Uh, Marty Lewis! I almost didn't recognize him -- haven't seen him in years.
he will be. simple inebriation, is all. the young man must have a rather low tolerance for alcohol... something that runs in the family. you see, he's a second cousin of mine on my mother's side. came quite a distance to visit me, he added. his name's lewis.	Marty.
professor, you time machine works! it works! it sent me back in time! i'm from 1982!	Ssshhhhh!
you know me?	Professor, you time machine works! It works! It sent me back in time! I'm from 1982!
professor? professor brown?	You know me?
the future, marty, the future is everything! i built this machine to see the future. so i am going to send shemp twenty-four hours into the future. you can assist me, if you like.	Sure, he agreed quickly.
all i know is you're throwing away an awful lot of money.	The future, Marty, the future is everything! I built this machine to see the future. So I am going to send Shemp twenty-four hours into the future. You can assist me, if you like.
don't you understand? the mere act of sending matter back in time would change the course of events, and changing history is a responsibility that i do not wish to bear.	All I know is you're throwing away an awful lot of money.
so what? we'd be rich!	Don't you understand? The mere act of sending matter back in time would change the course of events, and changing history is a responsibility that I do not wish to bear.
marty, that would alter history.	So what? We'd be rich!
a gold mine?	Sure! Listen -- we take the racing results from today's paper...
of course. shemp is unaware that anything even happened, other than his stool suddenly falling over. we had to wait two minutes to catch up to him, but for shemp the trip was instantaneous.	Professor, can this thing send Shemp back in time?
is shemp all right?	Of course. Shemp is unaware that anything even happened, other than his stool suddenly falling over. We had to wait two minutes to catch up to him, but for Shemp the trip was instantaneous.
exactly two minutes difference...  and it's still ticking!	Is Shemp all right?
the plutonium! that's what i came over here for! professor, where did you get that stuff?	Why?
a time machine! because of that coke?!	Precisely!
shemp is right here in this room...two minutes from now, and at exactly 9:02pm, we'll catch up to him.	Now hold on a minute, Professor! Hold the phone. Are you trying to tell me that this -- all of this here -- that this is -- it's a -- a --
the future? what are you talking about? where's shemp?!	Shemp is right here in this room...two minutes from now, and at exactly 9:02PM, we'll catch up to him.
the appropriate question to ask is when the hell is he! you see, shemp has just become the world's first time traveller. i've sent shemp into the future -- two minutes into the future to be exact.	The future? What are you talking about? Where's Shemp?!
then where the hell is he?	The appropriate question to ask is when the hell is he! You see, Shemp has just become the world's first time traveller. I've sent Shemp into the future -- two minutes into the future to be exact.
no, marty. shemp's molecular structure is completely intact!	Then where the hell is he?
but professor --	Get behind the shield! I'm about to release radiation!
catch you later!	...To be traveled through
oh, right, right...	Jeez, for a guy with a ton of clocks, you sure don't pay much attention to time.
pro, the sun's out!	Oh, right, right...
am or pm?	Pro, the sun's out!
eight thirty.	AM or PM?
oh -- marty -- what time did you say it was?	Eight thirty.
nope. the way i figure it, doors are made to be opened. see you after school.	Oh -- Marty -- what time did you say it was?
did you ever consider that some doors are locked for a reason?	Nope. The way I figure it, doors are made to be opened. See you after school.
that reminds me, if we could scrape up enough for a 35 film chain, i've got a connection with a projectionist in a first run house -- we could be sellin' new movies on the street before they're even in the theater.	A 35mm film chain... I'll see what I can do....
the power of a million hydrogen bombs!  ...and we get twenty four measly volts. it's not fair! i've been working on this power converter since 1949, and you'd think in all that time, i could find the right chemicals that would efficiently convert radiation into electric energy! but no! thirty three years of dedication and research, and all i've got to show for it is a bootleg video operation!	That reminds me, if we could scrape up enough for a 35 film chain, I've got a connection with a projectionist in a first run house -- we could be sellin' new movies on the street before they're even in the theater.
professor brown! it's almost eight thirty -- i'm outta here!	Shhhhhhhh!
what happened to dick wilson?	Dick Wilson? Dickie Wilson? Dickie Wilson runs this place? That's a laugh!
i run this place!	What happened to Dick Wilson?
now who's being stupid? the guy who runs this place.	I run this place!
dick? dick who?	Now who's being stupid? The guy who runs this place.
look, maybe i'd better talk to dick. is he around?	Dick? Dick who?
sweet and what?  maybe you'd better pay for this first.	Sure,.
what?	A Tab.
uh, yeah... gimme a tab.	What?
what did you do to your hair?	What did you do to yours?
hi, marty!	What did you do to your hair?
suzy!	Hi, Marty!
hell no! the way my mom carries on about sex -- you even mention the word and she goes into cardiac arrest. you shoulda seen her face when i told her we were gonna stay up all night saturday, he added. always afraid something is going to happen.	Is  something going to happen Saturday night?
me neither. i've always wondered whether they slept together before they got married. you think yours did?	Hell no! The way my mom carries on about sex -- you even mention the word and she goes into cardiac arrest. You shoulda seen her face when I told her we were gonna stay up all night Saturday, he added. Always afraid something is going to happen.
no way!	Me neither. I've always wondered whether they slept together before they got married. You think yours did?
can you imagine your parents in bed together?	No way!
yeah... jesus! i wonder how he ever got up enough nerve to marry my mom.	Can you imagine your parents in bed together?
no self confidence, i guess... at least you don't take after him.	Yeah... Jesus! I wonder how he ever got up enough nerve to marry my mom.
...he just lets himself get pushed around all the time! people walk all over him and he never fights back, never stands up for himself.	No self confidence, I guess... At least you don't take after him.
yeah.	You expect me to believe that?
you promise to stay down there for an hour?	Yeah.
okay.	You don't mind?
nah, skip that... i'm going to have to keep an eye on you, though.	Okay.
what's going on?	Can't afford to take chances.
no... you go in there, i'll have to kill you.	What's going on?
oh yeah?	Yeah, he said for you to give us a lift into town. You're the ones with the Studebaker, aren't you?
he said not to tell.	Oh yeah?
gone?... where?	He said not to tell.
well, he's gone.	Gone?... Where?
hi. where's cato?	Well, he's gone.
i'll catch up with you.	Okay.
okay.	I'll catch up with you.
kit... maybe i'd better get a shovel.	Okay.
that's what he told you, huh?	No, he showed me one.
yeah, i guess.	She plays the clarinet, too.
where'd you get them antlers?	They come with the house.
well, i don't notice us hustling trash, either.	Where'd you get them antlers?
running this place for a fella in town. nothing much to speak of.	Well, I don't notice us hustling trash, either.
what you been doing?	Running this place for a fella in town. Nothing much to speak of.
how you doing, cato?	Not bad.
catch!	What do you mean?
does he bite?	He never bit me.
oh, flies... grasshoppers when i can catch 'em.	Does he bite?
what do you feed him?	Oh, flies... grasshoppers when I can catch 'em.
yeah.	What do you feed him?
that your spider in there? in that bottle?	Yeah.
what'd they look like?	Kind of round, like so... Gold. I'll show you if you want.
don't you ever get bored around here?	Sometimes. The other day, though, an old boy was plowing in the field over there, found some old Spanish coins.
what kind of work do you think you would be qualified for?	I can't think of anything at the moment... I'd like you to write me out a slip, though, proving I came down here.
wouldn't be here if i hadn't.	What kind of work do you think you would be qualified for?
you lost that one?	Wouldn't be here if I hadn't.
i used to throw trash for the city.	You lost that one?
you ever held another job before?	I used to throw trash for the City.
i mean it.	I know you do. Good luck to you, too.
thanks.	I mean it.
good luck to you.	Thanks.
tom...	Good luck to you.
well, kit...	Tom...
holly's over here, kit, if you want to see her.	Sure.
well, i've got to read them first. suppose i could get a coke while i do?	Sure thing. Come on.
i need to get your signature on some papers here, kit.	Well, I've got to read them first. Suppose I could get a Coke while I do?
hey, listen, tom, i don't mean to tell you how to run your show here but these cuffs are pinching. what do you say now?	I need to get your signature on some papers here, Kit.
then why'd you do it?	I don't know. Always wanted to be a criminal, I guess. Just not this big a one... Takes all kinds though.
they're okay.	Then why'd you do it?
you like people?	They're okay.
mmmmm.	You like people?
kit... kit, i've got a question for you.	Mmmmm.
you ever had to open it up like that before?	Nope.
thirty aught six.	You ever had to open it up like that before?
say, what kind of rifle was that you were shooting at me?	Thirty aught six.
we did it, ray.	You better not leave that Cadillac sitting out here.
long as my ammo held out... right there's where you caught me.	We did it, Ray.
oh yeah?	Long as my ammo held out... Right there's where you caught me.
yeah? why not?	Cause I can't allow it.
no, you're not either.	Yeah? Why not?
for coming onto my property... with a gun.	No, you're not either.
what for?	For coming onto my property... With a gun.
what do you think you're doing? go on, get out of here.	Well, I got it all planned... and I'm taking Holly off with me.
i've got a gun here, sir. it's always a good idea to have one around.	What do you think you're doing? Go on, get out of here.
what're you doing?	I've got a gun here, sir. It's always a good idea to have one around.
hi.	What're you doing?
well, it's not good enough.  just what do you think would happen to her if she stuck around with you, kit? guy like you.	She'd get along okay. And if she didn't, well, she could take off, just take off, I wouldn't mind... I'd always tell people I deserved it.
listen. i got a lot of respect for her, sir.  that's about as good a one as i know to tell you.	Well, it's not good enough.  Just what do you think would happen to her if she stuck around with you, Kit? Guy like you.
is that right?	Yeah.
you know, before i met her, nobody could ask me how i was doing with my girl. matter of fact, i didn't really have one.	Is that right?
what'd you come out here for?	I wasn't aware there was any law against it.
sure is pretty.	What'd you come out here for?
yeah. i can imagine.	Well, I've felt that way, hadn't you?
i've got to stick by kit... he feels trapped.	Yeah. I can imagine.
i don't know.	I've got to stick by Kit... He feels trapped.
you love him?	I don't know.
jack.	You love him?
what's your friend's name?	Jack.
okay.	What's your friend's name?
you have to ask kit. he says frog, i jump.	Okay.
what's going to happen to jack and me?	You have to ask Kit. He says frog, I jump.
yeah.	We're going to have to sit down, and talk about that sometime.
course it's too bad about your dad.	Yeah.
i just don't want to go.	What?
have you got a better idea?	I just don't want to go.
yeah.	He's not coming to take us for a ride, either. Come on, let's make a run for the car.
boy. i had a feeling today was going to be the day... helicopter.	Yeah.
you smoke pall mall?	Yeah.
well. i'm not going to let that stop me.	You smoke Pall Mall?
you know... they'd probably ask to see your driver's license before they hired you.	Well. I'm not going to let that stop me.
nothing... i was just running off at the mouth... as usual.	I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
what?	Nothing... I was just running off at the mouth... as usual.
no.	Well, I shouldn't expect miracles, should I?
never mind. it doesn't matter... if i'm worth a damn, i'll pick the right direction. and if i'm not, well, i don't care. see what i mean?	No.
how about over here?	Never mind. It doesn't matter... If I'm worth a damn, I'll pick the right direction. And if I'm not, well, I don't care. See what I mean?
well, maybe the slope here is throwing it off some. we ought to find a more flat place.	How about over here?
yeah, then we'd be stuck here.	Well, maybe we oughta be stuck here. I'm not saying that I know.
i could've pulled the car up on the tracks, slowed it down some.	Yeah, then we'd be stuck here.
it was going too fast.	I could've pulled the car up on the tracks, slowed it down some.
maybe we should've tried to hop it.	It was going too fast.
everybody loves trout.	I'm serious.
well, i'll catch you a big trout. soon as we get to the mountains.	Everybody loves trout.
well, i feel kind of like an animal living out here. i mean, there's no place to bathe and... no place to get anything good to eat.	Well, I'll catch you a big trout. Soon as we get to the mountains.
why not? i mean, i'm having fun... at least i'm not bitching.	Well, I feel kind of like an animal living out here. I mean, there's no place to bathe and... no place to get anything good to eat.
that's montana over there.	I never been to Montana... Acquaintance of mine has, but I hadn't... Never had any reason to.
i don't blame him.	"Rumor: Frank Sinatra and Rita Hayworth are in love... Fact: True, but not with each other."
"rumor: pat boone is seriously considering giving up his career so he can return to school full-time and complete his education. fact: pat has told intimates that so long as things are going well for his career, it's the education that will have to take the back seat."	I don't blame him.
i'd like to get out of here.	Soon as I start the car... and fix my hat.
yes.	Guess there's no way I'll ever know. For sure.
positive?	Yes.
no.	Positive?
anybody ever done that to you before?	No.
don't.	Anybody ever done that to you before?
well, why you always walking behind me?	Don't.
hey, why're you always walking ahead of me?	Well, why you always walking behind me?
later we found out she was deaf and we hadn't even known it.	Excuse me.
i don't want a steak.	Well, we'll see about that... Hey, lookie.
yeah, you look tired... listen, honey. when all this is over, i'm going to sit down and buy you a big, thick steak.	I don't want a steak.
yeah.	Yeah, you look tired... Listen, honey. when all this is over, I'm going to sit down and buy you a big, thick steak.
you tired?	Yeah.
what'd you put him in there for?	Just to keep him out of the sun.
i don't know.	Well, I'm not going down there and look.
think i got 'em?	I don't know.
whatcha looking in there for? we can't afford any of that.	Just looking.
is he upset?	He didn't say anything to me about it.
i got him in the stomach.	Is he upset?
how's he doing?	I got him in the stomach.
look at all this junk.	How's he doing?
i found a lid. it was laying on the ground over there.	Put that down. It's dirty.
"the kon-tiki in motion was a little different from what it usually was in such conditions. we had become sensitive to changes in the rhythm of the logs. i thought at once of suction from the coast, which was drawing near, and was continually out on the deck and up the mast..."	He was nervous.
i'm fine. kind of tired.	Yeah, me too.
how you doing?	I'm fine. Kind of tired.
suppose the neighbors heard the noise?	Wouldn't be funny... Listen, I'll be back in a while.
they're not going to listen to me. you either. are you kidding?	Suppose the neighbors heard the noise?
why?	They're not going to listen to me. You either. Are you kidding?
you said that once already... too late now.	Why?
listen, maybe we ought to tell somebody about this.	You said that once already... Too late now.
are you sure?	You don't believe me, see for yourself.
we better call the doctor... listen. i'll say how it happened, part i saw.	Well... I don't think that'd work.
i can look and see.	We better call the doctor... Listen. I'll say how it happened, part I saw.
how bad off is he?	I can look and see.
i came in the front.	How bad off is he?
don't call me stupid.	Okay, but I'm going to keep it for a souvenir...
well, that's the point, stupid.	Don't call me stupid.
but it would hurt.	Well, that's the point, stupid.
that we should crunch our hands with this stone. that way we'd never forget what happened today.	But it would hurt.
what?	That we should crunch our hands with this stone. That way we'd never forget what happened today.
you know what i think?	What?
gosh, what was everybody talking about?	Don't ask me.
yeah.	Gosh, what was everybody talking about?
is that all there is to it?	Yeah.
yeah.	Is that all there is to it?
did it go the way it 'uz supposed to?	Yeah.
i don't care.	Kids eat that kind of stuff in Korea.
somebody else is going to get it.	I don't care.
no.	Somebody else is going to get it.
there's an old fudgesicle over there. you want it?	No.
my stomach's growling.	There's an old Fudgesicle over there. You want it?
and the flowers... let's not pick them. they're so nice.	It's your play.
yeah, the tree makes it nice.	And the flowers... Let's not pick them. They're so nice.
what a nice place.	Yeah, the tree makes it nice.
can i come around and see you tomorrow?	Okay.
yeah?	Can I come around and see you tomorrow?
just don't... i've got a headache.	Yeah?
why not?	Just don't... I've got a headache.
yeah, but i don't like it.	Why not?
anybody ever call you "red"?	Yeah, but I don't like it.
i know.	Anybody ever call you "Red"?
you're a redhead.	I know.
well, i got homework.	Bring it along.
you want to go for a ride?	Well, I got homework.
yeah, well, i'm going to work as a cowboy now... or thinking about it. it's a routine, like anything. what do you think?	I don't know.
something mi trabajo.	Yeah, well, I'm going to work as a cowboy now... Or thinking about it. It's a routine, like anything. What do you think?
how do you say "quit my job" in spanish?	Something mi trabajo.
spanish.	How do you say "Quit my Job" in Spanish?
just seemed like the right move... whatcha doing?	Spanish.
great.	Just seemed like the right move... Whatcha doing?
quit my job.	Great.
well, stop the world.	Quit my job.
hi.	Well, stop the world.
there you go.	Well, I mean there's nothing he wants to know about it... I've got to run.
nothing.	There you go.
now what's he know about garbage, huh?	Nothing.
yeah.	Now what's he know about garbage, huh?
he'll say that?	Yeah.
well, that i shouldn't be seen with anybody that collects garbage.	He'll say that?
sure.	Well, that I shouldn't be seen with anybody that collects garbage.
can i be honest?	Sure.
what?	Can I be honest?
well, i know what my daddy's going to say.	What?
hey, wait a minute. when am i going to see you again?	Well, I know what my daddy's going to say.
that's my father. i got to run.	Hey, wait a minute. When am I going to see you again?
well, i don't mind getting up early, so i got a job throwing garbage... i'm not in love with the stuff, okay.	That's my father. I got to run.
doing what?	Well, I don't mind getting up early, so I got a job throwing garbage... I'm not in love with the stuff, okay.
nah, i got me a job.	Doing what?
you still in school?	Nah, I got me a job.
well, nobody asked me what i thought. they just hung it on me.	You still in school?
it's okay.	Well, nobody asked me what I thought. They just hung it on me.
oh, incidentally, my last name is carruthers. sounds a little too much like "druthers", doesn't it?	It's okay.
well. i got some stuff to say. guess i'm kind of lucky that way. most people don't have anything on their minds, do they?	Oh, incidentally, my last name is Carruthers. Sounds a little too much like "druthers", doesn't it?
what for?	Well. I got some stuff to say. Guess I'm kind of lucky that way. Most people don't have anything on their minds, do they?
listen, holly, you want to take a walk with me?	What for?
holly.	Listen, Holly, you want to take a walk with me?
well, i was just messing around over there, thought i'd come over and say hello to you.  i'll try anything once.  what's your name? i said mine.	Holly.
no.	Well, I was just messing around over there, thought I'd come over and say hello to you.  I'll try anything once.  What's your name? I said mine.
hi, i'm kit. i'm not keeping you from anything important, am i?	No.
well, i'd like to leave a message, if that's okay.	Sure.
what's that?	Well, I'd like to leave a message, if that's okay.
well, he didn't have it last night.	What's that?
no, of course not. it's only that he called last night and asked if i could come by.	Well, he didn't have it last night.
yeah. i'd invite you inside, except it's contagious. don't want to start an epidemic.	No, of course not. It's only that he called last night and asked if I could come by.
really?	Yeah. I'd invite you inside, except it's contagious. Don't want to start an epidemic.
yeah, but the thing about him, he's down with the flu. he's sick.	Really?
hi... ah, mister scarborough here?	Yeah, but the thing about him, he's down with the flu. He's sick.
hi.	Hi... ah, Mister Scarborough here?
yes.	Okay, no monkey business then.
you're my friend, aren't you?	Yes.
fine.	Don't worry, I won't let her drive.
listen, ah... we're going to take the cadillac for a while. how'd that be?	Fine.
yes.	Listen, ah... We're going to take the Cadillac for a while. How'd that be?
good a way to kill time as any... she okay?	Yes.
just thinking.	Good a way to kill time as any... She okay?
hi, whatcha doing?	Just thinking.
good deal... oh, uh, we're on the run and we'd like to hang out here for a while. couple of hours, maybe. how'd that be?	Stay as long as you like.
no.	Good deal... Oh, uh, we're on the run and we'd like to hang out here for a while. Couple of hours, maybe. How'd that be?
sorry to barge in on you. anybody else here besides you two?	No.
yes.	Sorry to barge in on you. Anybody else here besides you two?
this your place?	Yes.
yes?	This your place?
hi.	Yes?
just gimme a chance.	Git.
okay, friend. start running.	Just gimme a chance.
who are you?	Name is Carruthers. Believe I shoot people every now and then. Not that I deserve a medal.
it's mine all right.	Well, listen. I'm going to swap you my Cadillac.
you didn't walk out here.	It's mine all right.
just a second now. that's your truck. isn't it?	You didn't walk out here.
well, matter of fact, i don't have any.	Just a second now. That's your truck. isn't it?
see, we're about out... been driving all night. actually, i don't even have time to explain it to you.	Well, matter of fact, I don't have any.
well. i'm sorry, sir, but we've got to ask you for it.	See, we're about out... been driving all night. Actually, I don't even have time to explain it to you.
maybe.	Well. I'm sorry, sir, but we've got to ask you for it.
morning... say, you got any gas?	Maybe.
wanta sue me?	No.
you tossed my hat out the window.	Wanta sue me?
think i'll take the juice?	Beats me.
hold it right there.	I could've held off an army if I could've gotten behind a rock in the mountains.
hi.	Hold it right there.
halloween. 1938..."war of the worlds"...that fake radio news broadcast that got everybody scared, thinking that real live martians were landing in grover's mill, new jersey!  but then it all just turned out to be a hoax.	Then that's it!
you mean the guy from the old wine commercials?	Halloween. 1938..."War of the Worlds"...that fake radio news broadcast that got everybody scared, thinking that real live Martians were landing in Grover's Mill, New Jersey!  But then it all just turned out to be a hoax.
november 1, thirty days have september, april, june, and november...when short february's done, all the rest have thirty-one. october 31st!  halloween!  don't you get it?  orson welles!	You mean the guy from the old wine commercials?
new jersey?	Forty-six Yoyodyne employees.  Grover's Mill, New Jersey, 11/1/38.
all these people applied for drivers' licenses in the same town in new jersey on the exact same date.	New Jersey?
so we'll help.  let's get crackin'!	Who're you?
there's another one we owe 'em.	They're stealing my chopper!
not me. no way.	Rawhide, go find out how Professor Hikita's coming with that formula. Mrs. Johnson, take Casper and Scooter, gas up the Jet Car.
you wanna take the chance, casper?	Not me. No way.
she gotta be kiddin', right? vaporize the whole damn planet--?	You wanna take the chance, Casper?
forgive the butterfingers, buckaroo.  casper lindley, knight of the blue shield, at your disposal.  and my son, scooter.	Nothing to apologize for, Casper.  You've gone beyond the call of duty tonight.  Mind if I get on the horn and radio the Cavaliers--?  They'll be worried.
planet 10?	There's a Harley behind those bushes.  Get back to the laboratory and start working on the formula.  We don't have time to ask questions. Just synthesize it-
arachtoids.  from planet ten.	Planet 10?
antidote to what?  whose disguises?	Arachtoids.  From Planet Ten.
it's an antidote. a formula.  whoever it was on the phone made me scribble this and gave me the ability to penetrate their disguises.	Antidote to what?  Whose disguises?
it's your hand, buckaroo.	It's an antidote. A formula.  Whoever it was on the phone made me scribble this and gave me the ability to penetrate their disguises.
ever since that phony phone call from the president.  look at this. what is it?	It's your hand, Buckaroo.
what?	I'm a giant semi-conductor, and there's alien creatures all around us. Form the Eighth Dimension, I think.  Look...
careful...don't make noise and don't touch me.  i'm hotter than flapjacks.	What?
buckaroo!  what the sam hill!	Careful...don't make noise and don't touch me.  I'm hotter than flapjacks.
we at the banzai institute have at last found that way: an alternating gradient synchronizer that softens solid matter by attenuating its electroweak forces!	Which we all know are the forces that tend to pull objects part, right, professor?
rawhide tells me dr. lizardo escaped...	I'm assigning a couple Blue Shields to protect you around the clock, just in case.
smells fermented.  check in with the institute, reno, see if everything's kosher.	Buckaroo, I've done an advanced spectrograph analysis on the specimen you pulled off the Jet Car drive shaft.
see 'em?  they about had me and the whole damn car for breakfast. broke my windshield...	The creatures?  They attacked you?  They tried to possess you?
we will, old fried, we will.	Sure do pack a mean wallop...let's go...
arachtoid.	So I was right.  That's nice to know...
apache?	Arachtoid.
just 'grazed' you, huh?	Apache?
you're a welcome sight...	Just 'grazed' you, huh?
you okay?	Yeah. Just grazed me.  The Professor's under the floor too...with the Overthruster...
i think i'm on to something. you and the guys go back to the house and dig up everything you can on an outfit called yoyodyne.	Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems?  You think they're mixed up in this?
what crate?	I think I'm on to something. You and the guys go back to the house and dig up everything you can on an outfit called Yoyodyne.
the deuce you say.  that crate!	What crate?
buckaroo, somebody shanghaied the professor!	The deuce you say.  That crate!
that's me. i've been ionized, but i'm okay. i'm, switching on the homing beacon, mark two minute intervals.	Buckaroo, somebody shanghaied the Professor!
go back to the bus and reroute the call.	And try the President's private number at the hospital.  Make sure this is on the level. We're busy people here.
and his soul black as the ace of spades.	He went on a senseless crime spree, killed a cop during a bank robbery, got caught and judged insane.  The professor told us they threw away the key.
the professor and dr. emilio lizardo were actually the first to discover the eighth dimension.  almost fifty years ago.  before buckaroo's parents even knew each other.  but there was trouble, a rocket catapult failed and dr. lizardo got sucked half in, half out...when they hauled him back ,he wasn't the same guy.  his hair was orange...	And his soul black as the Ace of Spades.
have you warned professor hikita?	First thing I did.
dr. lizardo's a raving lunatic, perfect tommy, a vicious psychopath with crazy eyes and flaming orange hair that once upon a time was mousy brown like yours.	Have you warned Professor Hikita?
then what?	Vanished. Thin air.
got a half a tuna sandwich.	Same one you had yesterday?
i'm starving...somebody, help.	Got a half a tuna sandwich.
all accounted for?  where's penny?	New Jersey brought her back to the bus through heavy fire.  Quite a guy if you want my opinion.
it's whorfin, buckaroo.  line 3.	Whorfin?  Does he know we're coming?
dead.  damnit!	Where's the professor?
what is it, tommy?	Sam's dead!  Someone broke into the Jet Car! And things are going haywire over at the lab...
buckaroo--! sorry--	What is it, Tommy?
it wouldn't tell us the whole story until you got here.  it wasn't to talk to the head honcho.	It?  Who does?
planet 10?  the same planet 10 you postulated beyond pluto, perfect tommy?  the invisible body?	Yeah, but most of 'em blasted in through the Eighth Dimension in 1938 at Grover's Mills, New Jersey...
let her out. in my custody.	Let her out?  She's a killer.
running a little late, buckaroo.	Let her out. In my custody.
hey, any lock can be picked.  so what's he up to?	I'm sure we'll find out soon enough.
everybody ready?  how do we look?  do we look okay?	I look great.  Let's rock 'n' roll.
not really.  this is pretty important.	She wants a picture.
buckaroo, you got a minute--?	Not really.  This is pretty important.
anybody we know?	Who put this dirty picture in Buckaroo's viewer?
now, buckaroo banzai?	Now!
pull up!  we did it!  holy shit, we did it!  pull up!	Now, Buckaroo Banzai?
does this thing have guns, john parker?	Boy, I hope so, Buckaroo Banzai.
i lack the authority, buckaroo banzai.	At least tell them I'm trying!  Tell 'em something--!
we're going down!  onto the runway!	The door's locked.
what is this thing?  a fighter?	Don't look at me, Buckaroo Banzai.  I failed flight school.
these antidote filters the professor's whipped up will let you to see them like i have since yesterday, as arachtoidal creatures. they won't be pretty, nothing personal, john parker.  but just remember...if we fail tonight, there's no tomorrow.	They will never surrender.  They will fight to the end.
just their side.  what're we gonna do with these people?  they're illegal aliens, the way i figure, been here forty years, you could throw the book at 'em...	And ask the American taxpayer to foot the bill?  No way.  Send 'em back to the Eighth Dimension as soon as we find the Overthruster.  It wasn't in Penny's purse...so if we have to run this joint upside down and inside out...
got a casualty list?	Just their side.  What're we gonna do with these people?  They're illegal aliens, the way I figure, been here forty years, you could throw the book at 'em...
they're armed for bear, buckaroo.  check out those radiation levels.	John Parker, tell them we're doing our best.  Stall.
and they got penny!  look!	Don't shoot!
where're you goin'?	To get my guns.
...but he wasn't the real doctor lizardo...just this arachtoid creep that stole the good doc's body the year before in the eighth dimension when prof. hikita's lab exploded...	Stole his body?  When Doctor Lizardo's hair turned red and his mind snapped?  Of course!  What else?
...where there was some kinda giant crash landing, a huge explosion and they fooled orson welles into covering it up!  and then they founded yoyodyne propulsion systems and hid there for...	Orson Wells?  What about Doctor Lizardo?
they're arachtoids, buckaroo, from planet 10!	What? How do you know that?
and there's a two-hundred-dollar deductible we have to eat on that crack in her windshield.	Figures.  Anybody seen my scope?
i'm not worth it, buckaroo! forget me!	Penny--?!  Are you all right?
stay here, i'll be back.	Sure.  I won't hold my breath.
it's too dangerous.	That's just what you would say.  This is so unreal.  I'm dreaming...
you've got your six guns strapped on.  you're ridding off on another adventure?  oh, my god, it's all real...it really is real.  i should go with you.  please...	It's too dangerous.
absolutely.	You've got your six guns strapped on.  You're ridding off on another adventure?  Oh, my God, it's all real...it really is real.  I should go with you.  Please...
believe in penny priddy?	Absolutely.
yeah...and maybe more important, if you believe in yourself.	Believe in Penny Priddy?
what?  if we just believe in buckaroo banzai?	Yeah...and maybe more important, if you believe in yourself.
please, penny.  you just gotta trust me now.  okay?  and don't panic. because it's gonna be all right.	What?  If we just believe in Buckaroo Banzai?
go where?  where're you going?	Please, Penny.  You just gotta trust me now.  Okay?  And don't panic. Because it's gonna be all right.
i gotta go.  we're on borrowed time.	Go where?  Where're you going?
i gotta be honest with myself and not repress these feelings-i've got mixed emotions-i don't know if i can handle this.  oh, boy...	I gotta go.  We're on borrowed time.
never.	I gotta be honest with myself and not repress these feelings-I've got mixed emotions-I don't know if I can handle this.  Oh, boy...
hanoi shan--?  the guy in your comic books.  boss of the world crime league?  supreme commander of the legion of death?  the pivot of mystery himself?  you're putting me on.  he's a cartoon character.	I wish he was.  He's real enough.
she was murdered by hanoi shan on our wedding night.	Hanoi Shan--?  The guy in your comic books.  Boss of the World Crime League?  Supreme Commander of the Legion of Death?  The Pivot of Mystery himself?  You're putting me on.  He's a cartoon character.
yes, i do.  gimme a chance.  i'm stronger than you think.	She was murdered by Hanoi Shan on our wedding night.
you don't wanna know.	Yes, I do.  Gimme a chance.  I'm stronger than you think.
how did she die?  i wanna know.	You don't wanna know.
where's my damn ammo?  nothing is ever where it's supposed to be around here!	How did she die?  I wanna know.
looks like you're the one might go to pieces.	Where's my damn ammo?  Nothing is ever where it's supposed to be around here!
don't go to pieces.  i haven't got time tonight.	Looks like you're the one might go to pieces.
oh, my.	Don't go to pieces.  I haven't got time tonight.
she was killed, penny.	Oh, my.
she must've been a bigger fool than me if she ran out on a guy like you...	She was killed, Penny.
open up or i'll shoot it off.	I'll shoot yours off if I had a gun, you double-dealing Casanova!  I thought you liked me for myself.  But why should you, huh?  A jerk like me.
you keep an eye on it.	Any time.
what?  i don't understand you.  i don't understand anything anymore.	Who does?  It's a crazy mixed-up world.  Just do the best you can with what you have...
adopted.  i should have know. of course. if it was a snake, it'd bit me!	What?  I don't understand you.  I don't understand anything anymore.
somewhere.  see i was taken away by the priddies when i was a baby.  i was adopted.	Adopted.  I should have know. Of course. If it was a snake, it'd bit me!
another 'you'?	Somewhere.  See I was taken away by the Priddies when I was a baby.  I was adopted.
i don't know. i always felt like i did, like there was another me...	Another 'you'?
did you have family there--? a sister?  in cody?	I don't know. I always felt like I did, like there was another me...
which?  the one in my throat.	Did you have family there--? A sister?  In Cody?
having a little trouble with that knot, aren't you?	Which?  The one in my throat.
no, i don't.	Having a little trouble with that knot, aren't you?
no.  laramie.  except i was born in cody. how did you know that?  oh, right, sure, i forgot: you know everything.	No, I don't.
wyoming? not cody, by any chance?	No.  Laramie.  Except I was born in Cody. How did you know that?  Oh, right, sure, I forgot: you know everything.
the netherlands.  whew, that's a long way from wyoming.	Wyoming? Not Cody, by any chance?
i'd turn around, but i'm afraid you'd strangle me.	The Netherlands.  Whew, that's a long way from Wyoming.
it's kinda hard this way.	I'd turn around, but I'm afraid you'd strangle me.
she was the queen of the netherlands.	It's kinda hard this way.
the girl i remind you of.	She was the Queen of the Netherlands.
who?	The girl I remind you of.
was she pretty?	Who?
pretty terrible shot.	Was she pretty?
you.  like the papers all say.	Pretty terrible shot.
who were you really trying to kill last night?	You.  Like the papers all say.
go away.  let me rot?	Who were you really trying to kill last night?
i guess 'cause you remind me of someone i once knew, long ago before any of this craziness.	Go away.  Let me rot?
what're you doing here? why're you looking at me like that?	I guess 'cause you remind me of someone I once knew, long ago before any of this craziness.
let me go, let me go, you creeps...	Everybody okay up here?
my name's, penny!  but who cares?	Let me go, let me go, you creeps...
this song's for peggy.  and all you others out there a little down on your luck.	My name's, Penny!  But who cares?
he offered you money?	Do I look like that kinda girl?  I lost my room this morning.  I don't know where I'm gonna sleep tonight, but I keep going.  What the hell else can I do?  I've still got my figure, and like this bozo said, as long as there's a sidewalk, I'll always have a job.
did i say anything was wrong? i just sponged up a little too much vat 69, okay? i'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town, i can't get my luggage outta hock 'cause i met this jerk who said he was a record producer when all he had was a record.  he offered to set me up for life, and like a fool, well, i...	He offered you money?
nobody's a nobody.  why're you crying?  what's wrong?	Did I say anything was wrong? I just sponged up a little too much Vat 69, okay? I'm down to my last nickel in this lousy town, I can't get my luggage outta hock 'cause I met this jerk who said he was a record producer when all he had was a record.  He offered to set me up for life, and like a fool, well, I...
my name is penny. penny priddy.  there i've said it, but it won't mean anything to you.  i'm a nobody.	Nobody's a nobody.  Why're you crying?  What's wrong?
did you say..."peggy"?	My name is Penny. Penny Priddy.  There I've said it, but it won't mean anything to you.  I'm a nobody.
penny.  i'd rather not reveal my last name or my age.	Did you say..."Peggy"?
somebody get her a mike? can we manage that?  and a spotlight.  what's your name?	Penny.  I'd rather not reveal my last name or my age.
this is so embarrassing...	Somebody get her a mike? Can we manage that?  And a spotlight.  What's your name?
raise your hand...where?	This is so embarrassing...
a thermonuclear holocaust, sir.  these creatures from planet 10 are ready to exploit soviet-american tensions and get us to blow each other off the face of the earth, sir, if necessary.	You're quite serious about this, aren't you, Buckaroo.  We know each other pretty well, I think.
a what?	A thermonuclear holocaust, sir.  These creatures from Planet 10 are ready to exploit Soviet-American tensions and get us to blow each other off the face of the earth, sir, if necessary.
...hit smolensk and precipitate a thermonuclear war, mr. president.	A what?
not too terrific, sir.  i apologize for the interruption but something very unusual has reared its ugly head in outer space, and it looks like the earth's caught in a crossfire.	You're gonna have to repeat that, I think, Buckaroo.
that which does not kill us makes us stronger, buckaroo.  what's it like out there in the real world?	Not too terrific, sir.  I apologize for the interruption but something very unusual has reared its ugly head in outer space, and it looks like the Earth's caught in a crossfire.
hello, mr. president.  how's my favorite patient?  any tenderness?	That which does not kill us makes us stronger, Buckaroo.  What's it like out there in the real world?
world watch one.  direct incoming transmission.	Hello, Mr. President.  How's my favorite patient?  Any tenderness?
but john whorfin said kill her.	Damn John Whorfin--!
john whorfin will kill us!	You look!  It's not here!
not here!  no overthruster!	John Whorfin will kill us!
where was it, john o'connor? how far back?	I have a radio fix...
what? a black ship?  where?  a black thermopod's been shot down ten miles back.	A black thermopod here?  On Earth?!  Why, John Gomez?  Why?
possible atmospheric condition, sir...solar.  it's unusual, but no cause for alarm.  intelligence reports the soviets are having the same problem.	Should we be on Code Red?
jammed--? by who? whom by?	Possible atmospheric condition, sir...solar.  It's unusual, but no cause for alarm.  Intelligence reports the Soviets are having the same problem.
still no confirmation either from sac or strategic space command.  they report all surveillance satellite communication jammed.	Jammed--? By who? Whom by?
what's happening with my call to sac?	Still no confirmation either from SAC or Strategic Space Command.  They report all surveillance satellite communication jammed.
no, sir.  i think the flint...	What's happening with my call to SAC?
buckaroo, come in...over.  how does this damn thing work?  can anybody figure this lighter out?	No, sir.  I think the flint...
perfect tommy's just threatened by smart women.  can you play that thing?	Better than him.
what's his problem?	Perfect Tommy's just threatened by smart women.  Can you play that thing?
where's buckaroo?  is he alive?	Course he's alive.  He's Buckaroo Banzai.
government work.  had my own think tank.  got tired of thinking-wanted some action.  seen plenty of it too.  so will you if you stick around.	Where's Buckaroo?  Is he alive?
what'd you do before?  can i ask?	Government work.  Had my own think tank.  Got tired of thinking-wanted some action.  Seen plenty of it too.  So will you if you stick around.
nigh on ten years.  been through a lotta scrapes together.	What'd you do before?  Can I ask?
how long you been riding with buckaroo, reno?	Nigh on ten years.  Been through a lotta scrapes together.
we're waiting for the jet car.  billy's bringing it.	Asshole probably got lost.
any sign of buckaroo?	No!  Ditto the professor-
why me?	Cause Buckaroo needs me here.
reno, how's about you take new jersey's gear, mosey on over to the bus and introduce him to the rest of the hands.	Why me?
the name's reno.  this here's perfect tommy.	Where do you hail from, Doc?
you're thinking of mr. wizard.  this guy's an eccentric genius.	Hey, so was Mr. Wizard.
doctor lizardo. wasn't he on tv once?	You're thinking of Mr. Wizard.  This guy's an eccentric genius.
hell they don't. i met my first wife that way.	It's Peggy to these eyes.  Same nose, same hair.  Plus Buckaroo thinks so too or else he wouldn't be ready to go make a fool of himself, right?
pictures don't lie.	Hell they don't. I met my first wife that way.
doesn't look anything like her to me.	Pictures don't lie.
it's a spittin' image.	Doesn't look anything like her to me.
i didn't drop 'em.	It's a spittin' image.
pick those up, reno.	I didn't drop 'em.
better see what's keepin' the boss, reno.	Why me?
now twenty seconds downrange...perfect tommy, how on earth is buckaroo able to keep that thing on the ground?	She's just a damn road hugger, Allison.  Plus the man can drive.
bet you say that to all the girls, perfect tommy.	Bet I do.
that's why i wear a fifty dollar hat.  was a two hundred dollar hat, i hadda kill you.	Bet you say that to all the girls, Perfect Tommy.
flying to cambodia.	That's why I wear a fifty dollar hat.  Was a two hundred dollar hat, I hadda kill you.
unscheduled surgery.  he'll be waltzing along momentarily.  what're you doing tonight?	Flying to Cambodia.
whadda you need buckaroo for?	Unscheduled surgery.  He'll be waltzing along momentarily.  What're you doing tonight?
so where's buckaroo?	Whadda you need Buckaroo for?
and my input was mostly... editorial, really, when he'd been drinking-	I'll bet. Jesus  "The grand productive days." What a goddamn phony.
hah!	And my input was mostly... EDITORIAL, really, when he'd been drinking-
barton, honestly, only the last couple-	Hah!
i want to know!	Barton, honestly, only the last couple-
barton!	I want to know!
i want to know how many of bill's books you wrote!	Barton!
barton, i think we should concentrate on our little project-	I want to know how many of Bill's books you wrote!
what do you mean so to speak?! audrey, how long have you been his... secretary?	Barton, I think we should concentrate on OUR little project-
well, bill was always the author, so to speak-	What do you mean so to speak?! Audrey, how long have you been his... secretary?
before bill came to hollywood.	Well, Bill was ALWAYS the author, so to speak-
before what?	Before Bill came to Hollywood.
you wrote bill's scripts!  jesus christ, you wrote his  what about before that?	Before what?
well, the basic ideas were frequently his-	You wrote Bill's scripts!  Jesus Christ, you wrote his  what about before that?
you wrote his scripts for him?	Well, the basic ideas were frequently his-
well... this.	You wrote his scripts for him?
what are they like? what are they about?	Well, usually, they're... simply morality tales. There's a good wrestler, and a bad wrestler whom he confronts at the end. In between, the good wrestler has a love interest or a child he has to protect.  Bill would usually make the good wrestler a backwoods type, or a convict. And sometimes, instead of a waif, he'd have the wrestler protecting an idiot manchild.  The studio always hated that. Oh, some of the scripts were so... spirited!
yes, i'm afraid i have.	What are they like? What are they about?
no, but the whole goddamn  audrey? have you ever had to read any of bill's wrestling scenarios?	Yes, I'm afraid I have.
it's alright, barton. you don't have to write actual scenes?	No, but the whole goddamn  Audrey? Have you ever had to read any of Bill's wrestling scenarios?
well i have to come up with  an outline, i'd guess you call it. the story. the whole goddamn story. soup to nuts. three acts. the whole goddamn-	It's alright, Barton. You don't have to write actual scenes?
oh, he's... he drifted off. he'll sleep for a while now. what is it you have to do, exactly?	Well I have to come up with  an outline, I'd guess you call it. The story. The whole goddamn story. Soup to nuts. Three acts. The whole goddamn-
yes. thank you. how's bill?	Oh, he's... he drifted off. He'll sleep for a while now. What is it you have to do, exactly?
now that's all right, barton. everything'll be all right.	Yes. Thank you. How's Bill?
audrey, thank you for coming. thank you.  i'm sorry to be such a... such a... thank you.	Now that's all right, Barton. Everything'll be all right.
hello, barton.	Audrey, thank you for coming. Thank you.  I'm sorry to be such a... such a... Thank you.
if you could, i'd	If I can. He gets jealous; he-
...who is this?	Barton. I'm sorry, it's Barton Fink.
audrey, listen, i need help. i know it's late and i shouldn't be calling you like this  believe me i wouldn't have if i could see any other alternative, but i  i'm sorry - listen, how are you  i'm sorry. you doing okay?	...Who is this?
hello.	Audrey, listen, I need help. I know it's late and I shouldn't be calling you like this  believe me I wouldn't have if I could see any other alternative, but I  I'm sorry - listen, how are you  I'm sorry. You doing okay?
pick it up... pick it up. pick it-	Hello.
barton. empathy requires... understanding.	What. What don't I understand?
okay, but that doesn't excuse his	Barton. Empathy requires... understanding.
he'll wander back when he's sober and apologize. he always does.	Okay, but that doesn't excuse his
...well that doesn't excuse his behavior.	He'll wander back when he's sober and apologize. He always does.
really?...	...Well that doesn't excuse his behavior.
no, sometimes he just... well, he thinks about estelle. his wife still lives in fayettesville. she's... disturbed.	Really?...
what?! he's a son of a bitch!	No, sometimes he just... well, he thinks about Estelle. His wife still lives in Fayettesville. She's... disturbed.
...oh barton, i feel so... sorry for him!	What?! He's a son of a bitch!
let him go.	That son of a bitch... Don't get me wrong, he's a fine writer.
...i know this must look... funny.	No, no
i see.	...I know this must look... funny.
please, barton.	Barton. You see, Barton, I'm not just Bill's secretary  Bill and I are... I love. We-
perhaps the three of us, mr. fink.	Please, Barton.
perhaps you and i could get together at some point also. i'm sorry if that sounds abrupt. i just... i don't know anyone here in this town.	Perhaps the three of us, Mr. Fink.
i'll tell bill you dropped by. i'm sure he'll want to reschedule your appointment.	Perhaps you and I could get together at some point also. I'm sorry if that sounds abrupt. I just... I don't know anyone here in this town.
yes i am. i'm working on a wres  please call me barton.	I'll tell Bill you dropped by. I'm sure he'll want to reschedule your appointment.
i'll be fine... are you a writer, mr fink?	Yes I am. I'm working on a wres  please call me Barton.
how about you? will you be alright?	I'll be fine... Are you a writer, Mr Fink?
i am sorry, it's so embarassing.	How about you? Will you be alright?
is, uh... is he okay?	He will be... When he can't write, he drinks.
i'll try to slip out. if he quiets down, passes out... i'm afraid he thinks  well, he said you were a buffoon, barton. he becomes irrational	Hesh up! Be still now! DROWN 'EM! DROWN 'EM! DROWN
all right barton, i'll see if i can slip away-	Who is that?! Gaddamn voices come into the house... sons of bitches...
barton, i'm afraid it's not a good time-	Drown all those rascals...
am i? maybe to a schoolboy's eye. people who know about the human heart, though, mebbe they'd say, bill over here, he gives his honey love, and she pays him back with pity  the basest coin there is.	Stop it, Bill!
m'honey pretends to be impatient with me, barton, but she'll put up with anything.	Not anything, Bill. Don't test me.
so now i'm s'posed to roll over like an ol' bitch dog gettin' ger belly scratched.	Bill
...this'll sometimes help.	That doesn't help anything, Bill.
that's hamburger grease, bill.	Well, m'olfactory's turnin' womanish on me  lyin' and deceitful...
if i close m'eyes i can almost smell the live oak.	That's hamburger grease, Bill.
...hello.	Garland, it's me.
...who?	Chet! From downstairs!
chet!	...Who?
...who is this?	Chet!
how d'ya like your room!	...Who is this?
could you come back later?  it's just...  too hot... my head is killing me.	All right, forget the heads. Where's Mundt, Fink?
what else?	He... I'm trying to think... Nothing, really... He... He said he liked Jack Oakie pictures.
well that's what he said.	What else?
so. you talked to mundt, what about?	Nothing, really. Said he was in the insurance business.
...no. i never saw him with anyone else.	So. You talked to Mundt, what about?
yeah, he's funny that way.	I...
ever talk to him?	...Once or twice. His name is Charlie Meadows.
how long you been up there, fink?	A week, eight, nine days
what did you mean?	I  I've got respect for  for working guys, like you
no, i  i didn't mean to sound	What DID you mean?
oh yeah? what kind of write?	Well as a matter of fact, I write for the pictures.
i write.	Oh yeah? What kind of write?
goddamn voices... drown 'em!	I need help, Audrey.
i'm sorry, i just feel like i know i shouldn't ask, i just need some kind of help, i just, i have a deadline tomorrow-	I said drown 'em all! Who is that?
i'll jus' walk on down to the pacific, and from there i'll... improvise.	Are you all right?
what's that?	I'm buildin' a levee. Gulp by gulp, brick by brick. Raisin' up a levee to keep that ragin' river of manure from lappin' at m'door.
no son, thisahere moonshine's got nothin' to do with shuttin' folks out. no, i'm usin' it to build somethin'.	What's that?
i don't know exactly. but i do know what you're doing with that drink. you're cutting yourself off from your gift, and from me and audrey, and from your fellow man, and from everything your art is about.	No son, thisahere moonshine's got nothin' to do with shuttin' folks out. No, I'm usin' it to build somethin'.
and what would that be, son?	I don't know exactly. But I do know what you're doing with that drink. You're cutting yourself off from your gift, and from me and Audrey, and from your fellow man, and from everything your art is about.
look, maybe it's none of my business, but a man with your talent  don't you think your first obligation would be to your gift? shouldn't you be doing whatever you have to do to work again?	And what would that be, son?
...no, i've always found that writing comes from a great inner pain. maybe it's a pain that comes from a realization that one must do something for one's fellow man  to help somehow to ease his suffering.  maybe it's a personal pain. at any rate, i don't believe good work is possible without it.	Mmm. Wal, me, I just enjoy maikn' things up. Yessir. Escape... It's when I can't write, can't escape m'self, that I want to tear m'head off and run screamin' down the street with m'balls in a fruitpickers pail. Mm...
well... actually, no bill...	...No, I've always found that writing comes from a great inner pain. Maybe it's a pain that comes from a realization that one must do something for one's fellow man  to help somehow to ease his suffering.  Maybe it's a personal pain. At any rate, I don't believe good work is possible without it.
...still, i must say. i haven't felt peace like this since the grand productive days. don't you find it so, barton? ain't writin' peace?	Well... actually, no Bill...
it's still a little early for me.	So be it.
...a little social lubricant, mistuh fink?	It's still a little early for me.
all of us undomesticated writers eventually make their way out here to the great salt lick. mebbe that's why i allus have such a powerful thrust.	...A little social lubricant, Mistuh Fink?
sir, i'm flattered that you even recognize my name. my god, i had no idea you were in hollywood.	All of us undomesticated writers eventually make their way out here to the Great Salt Lick. Mebbe that's why I allus have such a powerful thrust.
w.p. mayhew? the writer?	Just Bill, please.
i beg your pardon?	W.P. Mayhew? The writer?
who said write? jesus, jack can't read.  you gotta tell it to him-tell him something for chrissake.	Well what do I tell him?
i can't write anything by tomorrow.	Who said write? Jesus, Jack can't read.  You gotta TELL it to him-tell him SOMEthing for Chrissake.
well he's taken an interest!  that means he'll make your life hell, which i could care less about, but since i drew the short straw to supervise this turkey, he's gonna be all over me too! fat-assed sonofabitch called me yesterday to ask how it's going  don't worry, i covered for you. told him you were making progress and we were all very excited. i told him it was great, so now my ass is on the line.  he wants you to tell him all about it tomorrow.	I can't write anything by tomorrow.
i didn't say anything-	Well he's taken an interest!  That means he'll make your life hell, which I could care less about, but since I drew the short straw to supervise this turkey, he's gonna be all over me too! Fat-assed sonofabitch called me yesterday to ask how it's going  don't worry, I covered for you. Told him you were making progress and we were all very excited. I told him it was great, so now MY ass is on the line.  He wants you to tell him all about it tomorrow.
are you deaf, he likes you! he's taken an interest! what the hell did you say to him?	I didn't say anything-
i don't understand-	Are you deaf, he LIKES you! He's taken an interest! What the hell did you say to him?
you thought! where'd you get that from?  you thought! i don't know what the hell you said to lipnik, but the sonofabitch likes you! you understand that, fink? he likes you! he's taken an interest. never make lipnik like you. never!	I don't understand-
but... i thought no one cared about this picture.	You thought! Where'd you get THAT from?  You thought! I don't know what the hell you said to Lipnik, but the sonofabitch LIKES you! You understand that, Fink? He LIKES you! He's taken an interest. NEVER make Lipnik like you. NEVER!
souse! souse! he manages to write his name on the back of his paycheck every week!	But... I thought no one cared about this picture.
you don't understand. he's in pain, because he can't write-	Souse! Souse! He manages to write his name on the back of his paycheck every week!
a souse!	You don't understand. He's in pain, because he can't write-
he's a great writer	A souse!
bill mayhew! some help! the guy's a souse!	He's a great writer
well, i've talked to bill mayhew-	Bill Mayhew! Some help! The guy's a souse!
understand shit! i though you were gonna consult another writer on this!	Well, I've talked to Bill Mayhew-
i'm afraid i don't really understand that genre. maybe that's the prob-	Understand shit! I though you were gonna consult another writer on this!
what do you think this is? hamlet? gone with the wind? ruggles of red gap? it's a goddamn b picture! big men in tights! you know the drill!	I'm afraid I don't really understand that genre. maybe that's the prob-
well not much.	What do you think this is? HAMLET? GONE WITH THE WIND? RUGGLES OF RED GAP? It's a goddamn B picture! Big men in tights! You know the drill!
getting started! christ jesus! started?!  you mean you don't have anything?!	Well not much.
well, to tell you the truth, i'm having some trouble getting started	Getting STARTED! Christ Jesus! Started?!  You mean you don't have ANYthing?!
on the beery picture! where are we? wuddya got?	Well, to tell you the truth, I'm having some trouble getting started
well i...	On the Beery picture! Where are we? Wuddya got?
like hell it is; there are no mosquitos in los angeles. mosquitos breed in swamps  this is a desert town. wuddya got for me?	Well I...
nothing. it's just a mosquito bite.	Like hell it is; there are no mosquitos in Los Angeles. Mosquitos breed in swamps  this is a desert town. Wuddya got for me?
wuddya got for me  what the hell happened to your face?	Nothing. It's just a mosquito bite.
...look, you're confused? you need guidance? talk to another writer.	Who?
wallace beery. wrestling picture. what do you need, a road map?	...Look, you're confused? You need guidance? Talk to another writer.
okay. i'm just having trouble getting started. it's funny, i'm blocked up. i feel like i need some kind of indication of... what's expected	Wallace Beery. Wrestling picture. What do you need, a road map?
sure he did. and he forgot about it before your ass left his sofa.	Okay. I'm just having trouble getting started. It's funny, I'm blocked up. I feel like I need some kind of indication of... what's expected
but lipnik said he wanted to look at the script, see something by the end of the week.	Sure he did. And he forgot about it before your ass left his sofa.
don't worry about it. it's just a b picture. i bring it in on budget, they'll book it without even screening it. life is too short.	But Lipnik said he wanted to look at the script, see something by the end of the week.
what!?  ted okum doesn't know shit. they've assigned me enough pictures for a goddamn year. what ted okum doesn't know you could almost squeeze into the hollywood bowl.	Then who should I talk to?
i'm a writer. ted okum said you're producing this wallace beery picture i'm working on.	What!?  Ted Okum doesn't know shit. They've assigned me enough pictures for a goddamn year. What Ted Okum doesn't know you could almost squeeze into the Hollywood Bowl.
think about it, fink. writers come and go; we always need indians.	I'm a writer. Ted Okum said you're producing this Wallace Beery picture I'm working on.
i'm a writer. ted o	Think about it, Fink. Writers come and go; we always need Indians.
we need indians for a norman steele western.	I'm a writer. Ted O
...huh? no, i'm	We need Indians for a Norman Steele western.
ever act?	...Huh? No, I'm
i'm a writer, mr. geisler. ted okum said i should drop by morning to see you about the	Ever act?
sound a little what?	Well, you just... sound a little
well, i'm just asking. you sound a little	Sound a little what?
yes... isn't it?	Well, I'm just asking. You sound a little
...barton, is everything okay?	Yes... Isn't it?
have you read the bible, garland?	...Barton, is everything okay?
...that's fine.	Have you read the Bible, Garland?
very important, garland. i just thought you should know that. whatever happens.	...That's fine.
well, i'm... glad to hear that	Very important, Garland. I just thought you should know that. Whatever happens.
not big in the sense of large  although it's that too. i mean important. this may be the most important work i've done.	Well, I'm... glad to hear that
what do you mean, barton?	Not big in the sense of large  although it's that too. I mean important. This may be the most IMPORTANT work I've done.
it's about what i'm writing, garland. it's really... i think it's really big.	What do you mean, Barton?
go ahead, son.	It's about what I'm writing, Garland. It's really... I think it's really big.
i'm fine, garland, but i have to talk with you.	Go ahead, son.
...what is it barton? are you okay?	I'm fine, garland, but I have to talk with you.
yeah, i'm fine, garland  i have to talk to you. i'm calling long distance.	Okay.
barton? what time is it? are you all right?	Yeah, I'm fine, Garland  I have to talk to you. I'm calling long distance.
no, what did it say?	Take my copy. You're the toast of Broadway and you have the opportunity to redeem that for a little cash  strike that, a lot of cash.
...look, they love you, kid  everybody does. you see caven's review in the herald?	No, what did it say?
okay barton, you're the artist, i'm just the ten percenter. you decide what you want and i'll make it happen. i'm only asking that your decision be informed by a little realism  if i can use that word and hollywood in the same breath.	...Look, they love you, kid  everybody does. You see Caven's review in the Herald?
...i guess i'm sprouting off again. but i am certain of this, garland: i'm capable of more good work. maybe better work than i did in choirs. it just doesn't seem to me that los angeles is the place to lead the life of mind.	Okay Barton, you're the artist, I'm just the ten percenter. You decide what you want and I'll make it happen. I'm only asking that your decision be informed by a little realism  if I can use that word and Hollywood in the same breath.
i don't know, garland; my place is here right now. i feel i'm on the brink of success-	I'd say you're already enjoying some.
yes, generally, to see pap. however, point number two: a brief tenure in hollywood could support you through the writing of any number of plays.	I don't know, Garland; my place is here right now. I feel I'm on the brink of success-
to see pap.	Yes, generally, to see pap. However, point number two: A brief tenure in Hollywood could support you through the writing of any number of plays.
fair enough. no pressure here, barton, because i respect you, but let me point out a couple of things. one, here you make a difference to five hundred fifty people a night  if the show sells out.  eighty five million people go to the pictures every week.	To see pap.
i'm not sure anymore. i guess i try to make a difference.	Fair enough. No pressure here, Barton, because I respect you, but let me point out a couple of things. One, here you make a difference to five hundred fifty people a night  if the show sells out.  Eighty five million people go to the pictures every week.
what do you do far a living?	I'm not sure anymore. I guess I try to make a difference.
to do what?	What do you do far a living?
we have to talk a little business. i've just been on the phone to los angeles.  barton, capitol pictures wants to put you under contract. they've offered you a thousand dollars a week. i think i can get them to go as high as two.	To do what?
i thought you were going to join us. jesus, garland, you left me alone with those people.	Don't panic, I'll join you in a minute.  What's you think of Richard and Poppy?
but charlie  why me? why	Because you DON'T LISTEN!
...don't look at me like that, neighbor.  it's just me  charlie.	I hear it's Mundt. Madman Mundt.
you'll be back?	Don't worry about that, compadre. I'll be back.
it's more than i've got.	Well, keep it for me. Maybe it'll bring you good luck. Yeah, it'll help you finish your script. You'll think about me...
funny, huh, when everything that's important to a guy, everything he wants to keep from a lifetime  when he can fit it into a little box like that. i guess... i guess it's kind of pathetic.	It's more than I've got.
sure, charlie.	Funny, huh, when everything that's important to a guy, everything he wants to keep from a lifetime  when he can fit it into a little box like that. I guess... I guess it's kind of pathetic.
yeah, but charlie	Dammit, don't argue with me. You asked me to believe you  well I do. Now don't argue with me.
you gotta get a grip on, brother. you gotta just carry on  just for a few days, till i get back. try and stay here, keep your door locked. don't talk to anyone. we just gotta keep our heads and we'll figure it out.	Yeah, but Charlie
...i just don't know what... to do	You gotta get a grip on, brother. You gotta just carry on  just for a few days, till I get back. Try and stay here, keep your door locked. Don't talk to anyone. We just gotta keep our heads and we'll figure it out.
charlie, i feel like i'm going crazy  like i'm losing my mind. i don't know what to do... i didn't do it, believe me. i'm sure of that, charlie. i just...	...I just don't know what... to do
it's okay... it's okay...	Charlie, I feel like I'm going crazy  like I'm losing my mind. I don't know what to do... I didn't do it, believe me. I'm sure of that, Charlie. I just...
everything's okay, believe me. i know it's rough mentally, but everything's taken care of.	Charlie! I've got no one else here! You're the only person I know in Los Angeles...
jesus, charlie, i...	Everything's okay, believe me. I know it's rough mentally, but everything's taken care of.
have to, old timer. just for a while.	Jesus, Charlie, I...
jesus... you're leaving.	Have to, old timer. Just for a while.
...uh-huh... where's audrey?	She's dead, Barton! If that was her name.
they gotta believe me, charlie! they gotta have mercy!	You're in pictures, Barton. Even if you got cleared eventually, this would ruin you.
jesus... they can tell that...	They GOTTA believe me, Charlie! They gotta have mercy!
but i didn't do it  don't you believe me?	I believe you  I KNOW you. But why should the police?
stop with the police! wake up, friend! this does not look good! they hang people for this!	But I didn't do it  don't you believe me?
i don't know!  maybe it was her... boyfriend. i passed out. i don't know.  won't the police be able to	Stop with the police! Wake up, friend! This does not look good! They hang people for this!
what do you think happened?	I don't know!  Maybe it was her... boyfriend. I passed out. I don't know.  Won't the police be able to
yeah.	What do you think happened?
hold on. i said hold on, so hold on.	Yeah.
we gotta call the police	Hold on. I said hold on, so hold on.
i believe you, brother, but this don't look good.	We gotta call the police
i don't know! i woke up, she was... god, you gotta believe me!	I believe you, brother, but this don't look good.
hold on. stop. take a deep breath. tell me what happened.	I don't know! I woke up, she was... God, you gotta believe me!
i didn't do this, i did not do this	Hold on. Stop. Take a deep breath. Tell me what happened.
hold on	I didn't do this, I did NOT do this
you gotta believe me	Hold on
hold on	You gotta believe me
i've gotta call the police  or you could call for me	Hold on
...jesus, barton, what the hell is this?  what're we gonna do?	I've gotta call the police  or you could call for me
...will you stay with me till they get here?	Don't worry about it, Barton. We can sort it-
charlie, i'm in trouble  something horrible's happened  i've gotta call the police...	...Will you stay with me till they get here?
get a grip on yourself, brother. whatever the problem is, we'll sort it out.	Charlie, I'm in trouble  something horrible's happened  I've gotta call the police...
charlie, i'm in trouble. you've gotta help me.	Get a grip on yourself, brother. Whatever the problem is, we'll sort it out.
why don't we go to your room-	Charlie, I'm in trouble. You've gotta help me.
no... can i come in?	Why don't we go to your room-
barton. are you all right?	No... Can I come in?
no... no...	Barton. Are you all right?
are you sure	No... no...
no!... i'm fine. thank you.	Are you sure
...can i come in?	No!... I'm fine. Thank you.
don't pick up and leave without saying goodbye.	Course not, compadre. You'll see me again.
so they say.	Don't pick up and leave without saying goodbye.
well, i guess you pick your poison.	So they say.
this kind of heat. it's pathetic.	Well, I guess you pick your poison.
what do you mean?	This kind of heat. It's pathetic.
well it's pathetic, isn't it? i mean to a guy from new york.	What do you mean?
well...	Well it's pathetic, isn't it? I mean to a guy from New York.
...i guess it seems pathetic to a guy like you.	Well...
what a dump...	...I guess it seems pathetic to a guy like you.
i guess the heat's sweating off the wallpaper.	What a dump...
...your room does that too?	I guess the heat's sweating off the wallpaper.
i'm truly sorry to hear that, charlie. i'll miss you.	Well hell, buddy, don't pull a long face!  This is still home for me  I keep my room, and I'll be back sooner or later...
in a few days. out to your stompin' grounds as a matter of fact  new york city. things have gotten all balled up at the head office.	I'm truly sorry to hear that, Charlie. I'll miss you.
you're leaving?	In a few days. Out to your stompin' grounds as a matter of fact  New York City. Things have gotten all balled up at the Head Office.
thanks, brother. but the fact is, i gotta pull up stakes temporarily.	You're leaving?
and there's hope for you too, charlie. tomorrow i bet you sell a half-dozen policies.	Thanks, brother. But the fact is, I gotta pull up stakes temporarily.
...ah, you'll lick this picture business, believe me. you've got a head on your shoulders. what is it they say? where there's a head, there's a hope?	Where there's life there's hope.
seems like i hear everything that goes on in this dump. pipes or somethin'. i'm just glad i don't have to ply my trade in the wee-wee hours.	...Ah, you'll lick this picture business, believe me. You've got a head on your shoulders. What is it they say? Where there's a head, there's a hope?
yeah, but	Seems like I hear everything that goes on in this dump. Pipes or somethin'. I'm just glad I don't have to ply MY trade in the wee-wee hours.
know about it? i can practically see how they're doin' it. brother, i wish i had a piece of that.	Yeah, but
how did you know about that?	Know about it? I can practically see how they're doin' it. Brother, I wish I had a piece of that.
those two love-birds next door drivin' you nuts?	How did you know about that?
well, it's been better. i can't seem to get going on this thing. that one idea, the one that lets you get started  i still haven't gotten it. maybe i only had one idea in me  my play. maybe once that was done, i was done being a writer.  christ, i feel like a fraud, sitting here staring at this paper.	Those two love-birds next door drivin' you nuts?
...listen to me belly-achin'. as if my problems amounted to a hill of beans. how goes the life of the mind?	Well, it's been better. I can't seem to get going on this thing. That one idea, the one that lets you get started  I still haven't gotten it. Maybe I only had one idea in me  my play. Maybe once that was done, I was done being a writer.  Christ, I feel like a fraud, sitting here staring at this paper.
well it's... it's a defense mechanism.	Defense against what? Insurance? Something they need? Something they should be thanking me for offering? A little peace of mind?...
...did i say rude? people can be goddamn cruel. especially some of their housewives. okay, so i've got a weight problem. that's my cross to bear. i dunno...	Well it's... it's a defense mechanism.
well, my pleasure. i could use a little lift myself.	A little lift, yeah...
jesus, what a day. felt like i couldn't've sold ice water in the sahara. jesus. okay, so you don't want insurance, so okay, that's your loss. but god, people can be rude. feel like i have to talk to a normal person like just to restore a little of my...	Well, my pleasure. I could use a little lift myself.
seems like nothing but, lately.	Jesus, what a day. Felt like I couldn't've sold ice water in the Sahara. Jesus. Okay, so you don't want insurance, so okay, that's your loss. But God, people can be rude. Feel like I have to talk to a normal person like just to restore a little of my...
jesus, what a day i've had. ever had one of those days?	Seems like nothing but, lately.
yeah, as a matter of fact they did. come on in.	Jesus, what a day I've had. Ever had one of those days?
because that would mean they gave you mine.	Yeah, as a matter of fact they did. Come on in.
hi, charlie.	Because that would mean they gave you mine.
i hope these are your shoes.	Hi, Charlie.
it's okay, it's okay.	Well, that's all that wrestling is. Except usually there's more grunting and squirming before the pin. Well, it's your first time. And you're out of your weight class.
...yeah, okay.	Ready... wrestle!
...all right now, when i say "ready... wrestle!"  you try and pin me, and i try and pin you. that's the whole game. got it?	...Yeah, okay.
that's all right, really	Not a bit of it, compadre! Easiest thing in the world! You just get down on your knees to my left, slap your right hand here...
...you're a little out of your weight class, but just for purposes of demonstration	That's all right, really
okay, but hell, you should know what it is. i can show you in about thirty seconds.	...You're a little out of your weight class, but just for purposes of demonstration
nope, never watched any. i'm not that interested in the act itself	Okay, but hell, you should know what it is. I can show you in about thirty seconds.
beery! you got no beef there! he's good.  hell of an actor  though, for my money, you can't beat jack oakie. a stitch, oakie. funny stuff, funny stuff. but don't get me wrong  beery, a wrestling picture, that could be a pip. wrestled some myself back in school. i guess you know the basic moves.	Nope, never watched any. I'm not that interested in the act itself
...probably sounds a little grand coming from someone who's writing a wrestling picture for wallace beery.	Beery! You got no beef there! He's good.  Hell of an actor  though, for my money, you can't beat Jack Oakie. A stitch, Oakie. Funny stuff, funny stuff. But don't get me wrong  Beery, a wrestling picture, that could be a pip. Wrestled some myself back in school. I guess you know the basic moves.
yeah...	...Probably sounds a little grand coming from someone who's writing a wrestling picture for Wallace Beery.
not at all. it's damned interesting.	Yeah...
...this must be boring you.	Not at all. It's damned interesting.
...it was taken by one of my policy holders. they're more than just customers to me, barton.  they really appreciate what i have to offer them. ya see, her hubby was out of town at the time	You know, in a way, I envy you Charlie.  Your daily routine  you know what's expected. You know the drill. My job is to plumb the depths, so to speak, dredge something up from inside, something honest. There's no road map for that territory...
...what's the expression  me myself and i.	Sure, that's tough, but in a sense, we're all alone in this world aren't we Charlie?  I'm often surrounded by family and friends, but...
mine have passed on. it's just the three of us now...	...What's the expression  me myself and I.
my folks live in brooklyn, with my uncle.	Mine have passed on. It's just the three of us now...
yeah, the ladies do ask for attention. in my experience, they pretend to give it, but it's generally a smoke- screen for demanding it back  with interest. how about family, bart? how're you fixed in that department?	My folks live in Brooklyn, with my uncle.
no... i guess it's something about my work. i get so worked up over it, i don't know; i don't really have a lot of attention left over, so it would be a little unfair...	Yeah, the ladies do ask for attention. In my experience, they pretend to give it, but it's generally a smoke- screen for demanding it back  with interest. How about family, Bart? How're you fixed in that department?
...got a sweetheart?	No... I guess it's something about my work. I get so worked up over it, I don't know; I don't really have a lot of attention left over, so it would be a little unfair...
i myself have yet to be lassoed.	...Got a sweetheart?
nope.	I myself have yet to be lassoed.
thanks, i'd invite you over to my place, but it's a goddamn mess. you married, bart?	Nope.
no, i guess you're stuck with the one you've got. have a seat.	Thanks, I'd invite you over to my place, but it's a goddamn mess. You married, Bart?
ah, doctors. what's he gonna tell me?  can't trade my head in for a new one.	No, I guess you're stuck with the one you've got. Have a seat.
seen a doctor?	Ah, doctors. What's he gonna tell me?  Can't trade my head in for a new one.
oh, yeah. an ear infection, chronic thing.  goes away for a while, but it always comes back. gotta put cotton in it to staunch the flow of pus. don't worry, it's not contagious.	Seen a doctor?
yeah, come in charlie. hadn't really gotten started yet  what happened to your ear?	Oh, yeah. An ear infection, chronic thing.  Goes away for a while, but it always comes back. Gotta put cotton in it to staunch the flow of pus. Don't worry, it's not contagious.
jesus, i hope i'm not interrupting you again. i heard you walking around in here.  figured i'd drop by.	Yeah, come in Charlie. Hadn't really gotten started yet  what happened to your ear?
charlie. how are you.	Jesus, I hope I'm not interrupting you again. I heard you walking around in here.  Figured I'd drop by.
howdy, neighbor.	Charlie. How are you.
...and look, i'm sorry as hell about the interruption. too much revelry late at night, you forget there are other people in the world.	See you, Charlie.
well, i can tell you some stories	...And look, I'm sorry as hell about the interruption. Too much revelry late at night, you forget there are other people in the world.
sure, sure charlie, you can help by just being yourself.	Well, I can tell you some stories
hell no! jesus, i'm the kind of guy, i'll let you know if i'm bored. i find it all pretty damned interesting. i'm the kind schmoe who's generally interested in the other guy's point of view.	Well, we've got something in common then.
you're all right, charlie. i'm glad you stopped by. i'm sorry if  well i know i sometimes run on.	Hell no! Jesus, I'm the kind of guy, I'll let you know if I'm bored. I find it all pretty damned interesting. I'm the kind schmoe who's generally interested in the other guy's point of view.
yeah, i guess that's tragedy right there.	Frequently played, seldom remarked.
sure you could!  and yet many writers do everything in their power to insulate themselves from the common man  from where they live, from where they trade, from where they fight and love and converse and  and  and... so naturally their work suffers, and regresses into empty formalism and  well, i'm spouting off again, but to put it in your language, the theater becomes as phony as a three dollar bill.	Yeah, I guess that's tragedy right there.
and i could tell you some stories	Sure you could!  And yet many writers do everything in their power to insulate themselves from the common man  from where they live, from where they trade, from where they fight and love and converse and  and  and... so naturally their work suffers, and regresses into empty formalism and  well, I'm spouting off again, but to put it in your language, the theater becomes as phony as a three dollar bill.
exactly, charlie! you understand what i'm saying  a lot more than some of these literary types. because you're a real man!	And I could tell you some stories
i can feel my butt getting sore already.	Exactly, Charlie! You understand what I'm saying  a lot more than some of these literary types. Because you're a real man!
well, i don't mean to get up on my high horse, but why shouldn't we look at ourselves up there?  who cares about the fifth earl of bastrop and lady higginbottom and  and  and who killed nigel grinch-gibbons?	I can feel my butt getting sore already.
i can see you feel pretty strongly about it.	Well, I don't mean to get up on my high horse, but why shouldn't we look at ourselves up there?  Who cares about the Fifth Earl of Bastrop and Lady Higginbottom and  and  and who killed Nigel Grinch-Gibbons?
and that's the point, that we all have stories. the hopes and dreams of the common man are as noble as those of any king. it's the stuff of life  why shouldn't it be the stuff of theater?  goddamnit, why should that be a hard pill to swallow? don't call it new theater, charlie; call it real theater. call it our theater.	I can see you feel pretty strongly about it.
hell, i could tell you some stories	And that's the point, that we all have stories. The hopes and dreams of the common man are as noble as those of any king. It's the stuff of life  why shouldn't it be the stuff of theater?  Goddamnit, why should that be a hard pill to swallow? Don't call it new theater, Charlie; call it real theater. Call it our theater.
...i don't guess this means much to you.	Hell, I could tell you some stories
yeah, i guess it is. but in a way, that's exactly the point. there's a few people in new york  hopefully our numbers are growing  who feel we have an opportunity now to forge something real out of everyday experience, create a theater for the masses that's based on a few simple truths  not on some shopworn abstractions about drama that doesn't hold true today, if they ever did...	...I don't guess this means much to you.
well ain't that a kick in the head!	Yeah, I guess it is. But in a way, that's exactly the point. There's a few people in New York  hopefully our numbers are growing  who feel we have an opportunity now to forge something real out of everyday experience, create a theater for the masses that's based on a few simple truths  not on some shopworn abstractions about drama that doesn't hold true today, if they ever did...
well, that's a good question. strange as it may seem, charlie, i guess i write about people like you. the average working stiff. the common man.	Well ain't that a kick in the head!
caught me trying to be fancy! yeah, that's it, bart.	Well, that's a good question. Strange as it may seem, Charlie, I guess I write about people like you. The average working stiff. The common man.
what do i write about?	Caught me trying to be fancy! Yeah, that's it, Bart.
hell, why not? everyone wants quality. what kind of venue, that is to say, thematically, uh...	What do I write about?
that's okay, charlie. i'm a playwright. my shows've only played new york. last one got a hell of a write-up in the herald. i guess that's why they wanted me here.	Hell, why not? Everyone wants quality. What kind of venue, that is to say, thematically, uh...
oh, it's an exciting time then. i'm not the best-read mug on the planet, so i guess it's no surprise i didn't recognize your name. jesus, i feel like a heel.	That's okay, Charlie. I'm a playwright. My shows've only played New York. Last one got a hell of a write-up in the Herald. I guess that's why they wanted me here.
that's okay; actually i am just starting out in the movies  though i was pretty well established in new york, some renown there,	Oh, it's an exciting time then. I'm not the best-read mug on the planet, so I guess it's no surprise I didn't recognize your name. Jesus, I feel like a heel.
...is the egg showing or what?!	That's okay; actually I am just starting out in the movies  though I was pretty well established in New York, some renown there,
no, i'm actually writing for the pictures now	Pictures! Jesus!
what kind of scribbler are you  newspaperman did you say?	No, I'm actually writing for the pictures now
thanks, i'll keep it in mind.	What kind of scribbler are you  newspaperman did you say?
hell yes. because i believe in it. fire, theft, and casualty are not things that only happen to other people  that's what i tell 'em. writing doesn't work out, you might want to look into it. providing for basic human need  a fella could do worse.	Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.
doesn't surprise me at all.	Hell yes. Because I believe in it. Fire, theft, and casualty are not things that only happen to other people  that's what I tell 'em. Writing doesn't work out, you might want to look into it. Providing for basic human need  a fella could do worse.
...in spite of what you might think from tonight, i'm pretty good at it.	Doesn't surprise me at all.
hell no! call me charlie. well barton, you might say i sell peace of mind. insurance is my game  door-to-door, human contact, still the only way to move merchandise.	...In spite of what you might think from tonight, I'm pretty good at it.
and what's your line, mr. meadows?	Hell no! Call me Charlie. Well Barton, you might say I sell peace of mind. Insurance is my game  door-to-door, human contact, still the only way to move merchandise.
damned difficult, i'd imagine.	And what's your line, Mr. Meadows?
can be. not easy, but	Damned difficult, I'd imagine.
you don't say. that's a tough racket. my hat's off to anyone who can make a go of it. damned interesting work, i'd imagine.	Can be. Not easy, but
well, i'm a writer, actually.	You don't say. That's a tough racket. My hat's off to anyone who can make a go of it. Damned interesting work, I'd imagine.
what kind of work do you do, barton, if you don't mind my asking?	Well, I'm a writer, actually.
that's okay, i assure you. it's just that i was trying to work	What kind of work do you do, Barton, if you don't mind my asking?
yeah, just a nip. i feel like hell, all the carryings-on next door.	That's okay, I assure you. It's just that I was trying to work
okay... a quick one, sure...	Yeah, just a nip. I feel like hell, all the carryings-on next door.
... you got a glass? it's the least i can do.	Okay... a quick one, sure...
all right, hell, you trying to work and me carrying on in there. look, the liquor's good, wuddya say?	... You got a glass? It's the least I can do.
that's all right, really, thank you.	All right, hell, you trying to work and me carrying on in there. Look, the liquor's good, wuddya say?
neighbor, i'd feel better about the damned inconvenience if you'd let me buy you a drink.	That's all right, really, thank you.
you didn't let me down. or even lou. we don't live or die by what you scribble, fink. you let ben geisler down. he liked you. trusted you. and that's why he's gone. fired.  that guy had a heart as big as the outdoors, and you fucked him. he tried to convince me to fire you too, but that would be too easy. no, you're under contract and you're gonna stay that way.  anything you write will be the property of capitol pictures. and capitol pictures will not produce anything you write. not until you grow up a little. you ain't no writer, fink  you're a goddamn write-off.	I tried to show you something beautiful.  Something about all of US
i'm sorry if i let you down.	You didn't let ME down. Or even Lou. We don't live or die by what you scribble, Fink. You let Ben Geisler down. He liked you. Trusted you. And that's why he's gone. Fired.  That guy had a heart as big as the outdoors, and you fucked him. He tried to convince me to fire you too, but that would be too easy. No, you're under contract and you're gonna stay that way.  Anything you write will be the property of Capitol Pictures. And Capitol Pictures will not produce anything you write. Not until you grow up a little. You ain't no writer, Fink  you're a goddamn write-off.
yes sir.	I had to call Beery this morning, let him know we were pushing the picture back.  After all I'd told him about quality, about that Barton Fink feeling. How disappointed we were. Wally was heartbroken. The man was devastated. He was  well, I didn't actually call him, Lou did. But that's a fair description, isn't it Lou?
don't gas me, fink. if you're opinion mattered, then i guess i'd resign and let you run the the studio. it doesn't and you won't, and the lunatics are not going to run this particular asylum. so let's put a stop to that rumor right now.	Yes sir.
with all due respect, sir, i think it's the best work i've done.	Don't gas me, Fink. If you're opinion mattered, then I guess I'd resign and let YOU run the the studio. It doesn't and you won't, and the lunatics are not going to run THIS particular asylum. So let's put a stop to THAT rumor right now.
...i gotta tell you, fink. it won't wash.	With all due respect, sir, I think it's the best work I've done.
anyway, i had lou read your script for me.	...I gotta tell you, Fink. It won't wash.
yes sir, they	Anyway, I had Lou read your script for me.
actually it hasn't officially gone through yet. had wardrobe whip this up. you gotta pull teeth to get anything done in this town. i can understand a little red tape in peacetime, but now it's all-out warfare against the japs. little yellow bastards.  they'd love to see me sit this one out.	Yes sir, they
congratulations.	Actually it hasn't officially gone through yet. Had wardrobe whip this up. You gotta pull teeth to get anything done in this town. I can understand a little red tape in peacetime, but now it's all-out warfare against the Japs. Little yellow bastards.  They'd love to see me sit this one out.
...i was commissioned yesterday in the army reserve. henry morgenthau arranged it. he's a dear friend.	Congratulations.
mr. lipnik.	Colonel Lipnik, if you don't mind.
fink.	Mr. Lipnik.
mr. lipnik, i really would feel much better if you could reconsider	Ah, forget it, kid. I want you to pull this out of your head. If that sonofabitch wouldn't apologize to you, goddammit, I will. I respect your artistry and your methods, and if you can't fill us in yet, well hell, we should be kissing your feet for your fine efforts.
you don't have to cover for him. it's noble of you, but these things happen in business.	Mr. Lipnik, I really would feel much better if you could reconsider
no no, mr. breeze has actually been a great help	You don't have to cover for him. It's noble of you, but these things happen in business.
i apologize, barton.	No no, Mr. Breeze has actually been a great help
mr. lipnik, i	I apologize, Barton.
i  mr. lipnik	KISS THIS MAN'S FEET!!
...can i be honest, mr. lipnik?	CAN you?  You damn well better be. Jesus, if I hadn't been honest in my business dealings  well, of course, you can't always be honest, not with the sharks swimming around this town  but if you're a writer, you don't think about those things  if I'd been totally honest, I wouldn't be within a mile of this pool  unless I was cleaning it. But that's no reason for you not to be. Honest, I mean.  Not cleaning the pool.
and then... well...	...Can I be honest, Mr. Lipnik?
great! he's poor, this wrestler! he's had to struggle!	And then... well...
...it's a tenement building. on the lower east side...	Great! He's poor, this wrestler! He's had to struggle!
yeah... rye whiskey?	Boy! You writers! Work hard, play hard!  That's what I hear, anyway...
...well bart, which is it? orphan? dame?	...Both maybe?
...yes, thank you.	Lou.
that's okay, that's okay, that's okay  that's just fine. you probably just walked in here thinking that was going to be a handicap, thinking we wanted people who knew something about the medium, maybe even thinking there was all kind of technical mumbo- jumbo to learn. you were dead wrong. we're only interested in one thing: can you tell a story, bart?  can you make us laugh, can you make us cry, can you make us wanna break out in joyous song? is that more than one thing? okay.  the point is, i run this dump and i don't know the technical mumbo-jumbo. why do i run it? i've got horse-sense, goddamnit. showmanship. and also, and i hope lou told you this, i bigger and meaner than any other kike in this town. did you tell him that, lou? and i don't mean my dick's bigger than yours, it's not a sexual thing  although, you're the writer, you would know more about that. coffee?	...Yes, thank you.
to be honest, i don't go to the pictures much, mr. lipnik	That's okay, that's okay, that's okay  that's just fine. You probably just walked in here thinking that was going to be a handicap, thinking we wanted people who knew something about the medium, maybe even thinking there was all kind of technical mumbo- jumbo to learn. You were dead wrong. We're only interested in one thing: Can you tell a story, Bart?  Can you make us laugh, can you make us cry, can you make us wanna break out in joyous song? Is that more than one thing? Okay.  The point is, I run this dump and I don't know the technical mumbo-jumbo. Why do I run it? I've got horse-sense, goddamnit. Showmanship. And also, and I hope Lou told you this, I bigger and meaner than any other kike in this town. Did you tell him that, Lou? And I don't mean my dick's bigger than yours, it's not a sexual thing  although, you're the writer, you would know more about that. Coffee?
thanks, but i wanted a place that was less...	Less Hollywood?  Sure, say it, it's not a dirty word. Sat whatever the hell you want. The writer is king here at Capitol Pictures. You don't believe me, take a look at your paycheck at the end of every week  that's what we think of the writer.  ...so what kind of pictures does he like?
never heard of it. let's move him to the grand, or the wilshire, or hell, he can stay at my place.	Thanks, but I wanted a place that was less...
i'm at the earle.	Never heard of it. Let's move him to the Grand, or the Wilshire, or hell, he can stay at my place.
...where did we put him?	I'm at the Earle.
...those your only bags?	The others are being sent.
what	Don't you wanna go to your room?!
okey-dokey, go ahead.	What
huh?	Okey-dokey, go ahead.
...okay	Huh?
well, i'm going to be working here, mostly at night; i'm a writer. do you have room service?	Kitchen closes at eight but I'm the night clerk. I can always ring out for sandwiches.
rez. that'll be twenty-five fifty a week payable in advance. checkout time is twelve sharp, only you can forget that on account you're a rez. if you need anything, anything at all, you dial zero on your personal in-room telephone and talk to me. my name is chet.	Well, I'm going to be working here, mostly at night; I'm a writer. Do you have room service?
i don't know... i mean, i'll be here, uh, indefinitely.	Rez. That'll be twenty-five fifty a week payable in advance. Checkout time is twelve sharp, only you can forget that on account you're a rez. If you need anything, anything at all, you dial zero on your personal in-room telephone and talk to me. My name is Chet.
transient or resident?	I don't know... I mean, I'll be here, uh, indefinitely.
excuse me?	Transient or resident?
...are you a tranz or a rez?	Excuse me?
okay then, everything seems to be in order. everything seems to be in order.	...Are you a tranz or a rez?
must be.	Okay then, everything seems to be in order. Everything seems to be in order.
f-i-n-k. fink, barton. that must be you, huh?	Must be.
i'm checking in. barton fink.	F-I-N-K. Fink, Barton. That must be you, huh?
welcome to the hotel earle. may i help you, sir?	I'm checking in. Barton Fink.
sex?! he's a man! we wrestled!	You're a sick fuck, Fink.
charlie... charlie's back...	No kidding, bright boy  we smelt Mundt all over this. Was he the idea man?
what did... what did he	Funny. As in, he likes to ventilate people with a shotgun and then cut their heads off.
...yeah, he... he lives next door to me.	That's right, Fink, he lives next door to you.
is this multiple choice?	Nine days  Tuesday
jesus! ain't that a load off! you live in 605?	Yeah.
l.a.p.d.	Uh-huh.
why's it so goddamn hot out here?	...Fred...
he teach you to do it?	You two have some sick sex thing?
tell us where the heads are, maybe they'll go easy on you.	Only fry you once.
sixth floor too high for you, fink?	Give you nose bleeds?
you didn't tell us you knew the dame.	Sixth floor too high for you, Fink?
second one of your friends to end up dead.	You didn't tell us you knew the dame.
...i thought you said you were a writer.	I dunno, Duke. I kinda liked it.
ya see how he's not writing it down?	Fink. That's a Jewish name, isn't it?
ya know, fink, ordinarily we say anything you might remember could be helpful. but i'll be frank with you: that is not helpful.	Ya see how he's not writing it down?
yeah, and he's buck rogers.	No reputable company would hire a guy like that.
female caucasian, thirty years old. nice tits. no head. you ever see mundt with anyone meets that description?	But, you know, with the head still on.
hollywood precinct finds another stiff yesterday. not too far from here. this one's better looking than the doc.	Female caucasian, thirty years old. Nice tits. No head. You ever see Mundt with anyone meets that description?
anyway.	Hollywood precinct finds another stiff yesterday. Not too far from here. This one's better looking than the doc.
good luck with no fuckin' head.	Anyway.
physician, heal thyself.	Good luck with no fuckin' head.
well, some of his throat was there.	Physician, heal thyself.
all of which he's now missin'.	Well, some of his throat was there.
doctor. ear, nose and throat man,.	All of which he's now missin'.
couple of days ago we see the same m.o. out in los feliz.	Doctor. Ear, nose and throat man,.
started in kansas city. couple of housewives.	Couple of days ago we see the same M.O. out in Los Feliz.
also known as madman mundt.	He's a little funny in the head.
his name is mundt. karl mundt.	Also known as Madman Mundt.
yeah, and i'm buck rogers.	His name is Mundt. Karl Mundt.
you want my partner to kiss your ass?	Would that be good enough for ya?
big fuckin' deal.	You want my partner to kiss your ass?
got a couple questions to ask ya.	What do you do, Fink?
"blood, sweat, and canvas".	Look at "Blood, Sweat, and Canvas". These are big movies, Fink. About big men, in tights  both physically and mentally. But especially physically. We don't put Wallace Beery in some fruity movie about suffering  I thought we were together on that.
hell, i could take you through it step by step, explain why your story stinks, but i won't insult your intelligence. well all right, first of all: this is a wrestling picture; the audience wants to see action, drama, wrestling, and plenty of it. they don't wanna see a guy wrestling with his soul  well, all right, a little bit, for the critics  but you make it the carrot that wags the dog. too much of it and they head for exits and i don't blame 'em. there's plenty of poetry right inside that ring, fink. look at "hell ten feet square".	"Blood, Sweat, and Canvas".
yes, colonel.	Hell, I could take you through it step by step, explain why your story stinks, but I won't insult your intelligence. Well all right, first of all: This is a wrestling picture; the audience wants to see action, drama, wrestling, and plenty of it. They don't wanna see a guy wrestling with his soul  well, all right, a little bit, for the critics  but you make it the carrot that wags the dog. Too much of it and they head for exits and I don't blame 'em. There's plenty of poetry right inside that ring, Fink. Look at "Hell Ten Feet Square".
get down on your knees, you sonofabitch!  get down on your knees and kiss this man's feet!	Mr. Lipnik, please
mr. lipnik, i	This man creates for a living! He puts food on your table and on mine! THANK him for it!  Thank him, you ungrateful sonofabitch! Thank him or YOU'RE fired!
...maybe we should do a treatment.	Ah, hell, let Bart take a crack at it.  He'll get into the swing of things or I don't know writers. Let's make it a dame, Bart, keep it simple. We don't gotta tackle the world our first time out. The important thing is we all have that Barton Fink feeling, but since you're Barton Fink I'm assuming you have it in spades.  Seriously Bart, I like you. We're off to a good start. Dammit, if all our writers were like you I wouldn't have to get so goddamn involved. I'd like to see something by the end of the week.
no, not yet jack. we just bought the story. saturday evening post.	Okay, the hell with the story. Wallace Beery is a wrestler. I wanna know his hopes, his dreams. Naturally, he'll have to get mixed up with a bad element. And a romantic interest. You know the drill.  Romantic interest, or else a young kid. An orphan. What do you think, Lou? Wally a little too old for a romantic interest?  Look at me, a writer in the room and I'm askin' Lou what the goddamn story should be!
we got a treatment on it yet?	No, not yet Jack. We just bought the story. Saturday Evening Post.
excellent picture.	We got a treatment on it yet?
...thanks lou. join us. join us. talking about the wallace beery picture.	Excellent picture.
mr. fink hasn't given a preference, mr.  lipnik.	How's about it, Bart?
i want you in dr. gardner's office at nine o'clock.  you're out of control, curran.	Who are you guys gonna sell my file to this time?
come on -- i'm going to storm into his office in front of everybody in the afternoon and then that night i'm going to kill him?  i'd have to be really dumb to do that.	Going after him before gets you off the hook for killing him that's your alibi.
there's no smoking in this building.	What are you gonna do -- charge me with smoking?
when did you start drinking again?	A couple days ago.
yeah, i was drinking.	When did you start drinking again?
were you drinking?	Yeah, I was drinking.
yeah.	Were you drinking?
all night?	Yeah.
home. watching tv.	All night?
where were you tonight?	Home. Watching TV.
do you have any evidence that he showed your psychiatric file to anyone?	No.
okay.  i went after him.  i lost my temper.	Do you have any evidence that he showed your psychiatric file to anyone?
hey, that's dr. gardner, isn't it?	Bring 1976 up.
i can get my butt kicked for this. you're not supposed to be in here.	It's not gonna take long, Sam.
the boat blew.  there was a leak in the gas line.  there were two previous repairs.  there was a five-mil policy on both of 'em.  a real heavy investigation.  zilch. goose-egg.  it was an accident.	Thanks.
you know i'm whacko, sam, what'd you find?	The boat blew.  There was a leak in the gas line.  There were two previous repairs.  There was a five-mil policy on both of 'em.  A real heavy investigation.  Zilch. Goose-egg.  It was an accident.
you're on leave, man.  you're on psycho leave.  i'm talking to a possible whacko here.	You know I'm whacko, Sam, what'd you find?
did you find out about her parents?	You're on leave, man.  You're on psycho leave.  I'm talking to a possible whacko here.
take care, you hear?	Did you find out about her parents?
we got a call from berkeley p.d. there was a killing.  a professor. icepick.  in his bed.  multiple stab wounds.  1977.	She was there, wasn't she?
don't!  i know about your husband.  you still like girls, beth?	What?
i got a message on my machine to meet gus here.  where is he?	Don't!  I know about your husband.  You still like girls, Beth?
put your fucking hands up!  don't move.	I got a message on my machine to meet Gus here.  Where is he?
put your hands up!	Put your fucking hands up!  Don't move.
what are you doing here?	Put your hands up!
you should do something about this lock.	She's evil.  She's brilliant.  Be careful, Nick.
why did you change your name?	I got married.  He was on staff at the clinic.  I was down in Salinas.  It didn't... last long.
she knew you'd find out who lisa henderson is.  you're a good cop -- what did she do?  tell you casually and make it seem irrelevant?  did she tell you in bed, nick? that's how i'd do it.	Why did you change your name?
she didn't hand you to me.  she doesn't even know who you are. she told me about lisa henderson.	She knew you'd find out who Lisa Henderson is.  You're a good cop -- what did she do?  Tell you casually and make it seem irrelevant?  Did she tell you in bed, Nick? That's how I'd do it.
she's really sick you know.  don't you know what she's doing?  she knows i went to berkeley.  she knows i knew noah.  she makes up that story about me.  she's handing you somebody who's obsessed with he her.	She didn't hand you to me.  She doesn't even know who you are. She told me about Lisa Henderson.
i had him in two classes.	You saw all the reports, Beth!
did you know noah goldstein?	I had him in two classes.
i did dye my hair.  it didn't have anything to do with her.  i was a redhead for a while, too.	Did you know Noah Goldstein?
what did she tell me, beth?	I slept with her once in school.  I was just a kid.  I was experimenting.  It was just that one time.  She developed a... fixation... on me.  She styled her hair like mine. She wore the same kind of clothes I did.  It scared me.
she told you, didn't she?	What did she tell me, Beth?
tell me about catherine.	She told you, didn't she?
what do you want, nick?	Tell me about Catherine.
i thought you hardly know her.	I know the type.  I'm a psychologist.
my interest is in you, not in her. she seduces people, she manipulates --	I thought you hardly know her.
what is this interest you've got in her?	My interest is in you, not in her. She seduces people, she manipulates --
yes you do.  something's on with you.  you're sleeping with her, aren't you?	What is this interest you've got in her?
i don't need any help.	Yes you do.  Something's on with you.  You're sleeping with her, aren't you?
what is your problem?  i'm trying to help you.  why won't you let me help you?	I don't need any help.
beth.  i didn't mean what i said. about --	Yes you did.  I'm a big girl.  I can handle it.
what was she like in school?	I hardly knew her.  She gave me the creeps, though.  I don't know why.
she must really be something.  from a clinical point of view.	What was she like in school?
she knows stuff about me that only you know.	She must really be something.  From a clinical point of view.
how do you know catherine tramell saw my reports?	She knows stuff about me that only you know.
no.  i mean it, thank you.	How do you know Catherine Tramell saw my reports?
it's the least i could do... considering i got you into this mess with those reports.	No.  I mean it, thank you.
you did it for me.	Yes.  I care about you.  I did it for you.
sometimes i really hate you.	Yeah?  Well why don't you find some friendly therapist and work some of that hostility out.  But take my advice.  Put a little more life into it than you usually do.
i don't owe you anything; you don't owe me anything.  we went to bed -- what was it? -- ten or fifteen times?  it wasn't memorable enough to carry any obligations.	Sometimes I really hate you.
who?	Nilsen.
no, nick, please --	Who?
it's internal affairs, isn't it?	No, Nick, please --
don't, beth.  don't lie to me.	It's Internal Affairs, isn't it?
it's a confidential psychiatric record, it'd be illegal --she backs into a wall.  she looks very scared. he comes very close to her -- puts an arm behind her to the wall.	Don't, Beth.  Don't lie to me.
what are you talking about, nick -- what's wrong with you?	Who's got access to my goddamn file?
i need a cigarette.	I thought you quit.
we were in some of the same classes.	Why didn't you tell me?
catherine tramell.	She said what you said she'd say.
who?	Catherine Tramell.
what was she like?	Who?
baby-sitting.  rookie cop.	What else is new?
what are you doing here?	Baby-sitting.  Rookie cop.
you don't look so okay.	What are you doing here?
yeah.	You don't look so okay.
you okay?	Yeah.
yes.	Thank you.
it's fucked -- now will you please tell i.a. that i'm just you average healthy totally fucked-up cop and let me get out of here?	Yes.
how's not smoking?	It's fucked -- now will you please tell I.A. that I'm just you average healthy totally fucked-up cop and let me get out of here?
no!  i'm working my tail off.  i'm off the sauce, i'm not even smoking anymore.	How's not smoking?
no?	No!  I'm working my tail off.  I'm off the sauce, I'm not even smoking anymore.
no.	No?
how about the coke?	No.
it's been three months.	How about the coke?
how about the booze?	It's been three months.
how is your -- personal life?	My sex life is fine.  My sex life is pretty shitty actually since I stopped seeing you -- maybe I should think about my Electrolux again.
things are fine.  i told you. they're fine.	How is your -- personal life?
so -- how are things?	Things are fine.  I told you. They're fine.
i know it is -- but sit down anyway so we can get it over with, okay?	So -- how are things?
it's bullshit.  you know it is.	I know it is -- but sit down anyway so we can get it over with, okay?
as long as internal affairs wants you to, i suppose.  sit down, nick.	It's bullshit.  You know it is.
i'm fine.  come on, beth!  you know i'm fine!  how the hell long do i have to keep doing this?	As long as Internal Affairs wants you to, I suppose.  Sit down, Nick.
how are you, nick?	I'm fine.  Come on, Beth!  You know I'm fine!  How the hell long do I have to keep doing this?
i hate rugrats.	We fuck like minks.  We forget the rugrats.  We live happily ever after.
we fuck like minks.  we raise rugrats.  we live happily ever after.	I hate rugrats.
what do we do now, nick?	We fuck like minks.  We raise rugrats.  We live happily ever after.
what is this -- some kind of... joke?  are we playing games again?	The games are over.  You were right. It was the fuck of the century, Shooter.
what do you want, nick?  flowers? i'll send you some flowers.	What is this -- some kind of... Joke?  Are we playing games again?
how did it end?	I told you.  She kills him.
i finished my book.	How did it end?
why?	Somebody always does.
somebody has to die.	Why?
why not?	Somebody has to die.
it won't sell.	Why not?
they fuck like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after.	It won't sell.
what happens to them?	They fuck like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after.
a detective.  he falls for the wrong girl.	What happens to them?
really.  what are you writing about.	A detective.  He falls for the wrong girl.
i'm writing a book.	Really.  What are you writing about.
what are you researching?	I'm writing a book.
no thanks.	What are you researching?
i'm very good at research.  i'll help you.	No thanks.
i have to do some research tomorrow.	I'm very good at research.  I'll help you.
no.	Come over here and tell me no.
did you miss me?	No.
you didn't not see me long enough to miss me.	Did you miss me?
i decided to give you one more chance.  i missed you.	You didn't not see me long enough to miss me.
how'd you get in here?	I decided to give you one more chance.  I missed you.
no.	Liar.
you still think i kill people, don't you?	No.
you're not going to tell me what she's doing.  i thought we weren't playing games anymore.	I did, too.  She told me it was backwards -- she said you even styled your hair the way she did.
did you?  what's she doing?	You're not going to tell me what she's doing.  I thought we weren't playing games anymore.
i found lisa henderson.	Did you?  What's she doing?
i just thought i'd surprise you.  what's the matter?	I found Lisa Henderson.
you like to hang out with murderers or what?  did you know roxy --	Of course I knew.
can i talk to you a minute?	Honey, why don't you go in the car?  I'll be right there.
he asked if i had an icepick in me yet.	Funny.
what did he say?	He asked if I had an icepick in me yet.
i don't know.	I'll convince you.
do you believe me?	I don't know.
maybe i'm losing interest in my book.	Do you believe me?
what about the other night. what about last night?  was that to get to know your character?	Maybe I'm losing interest in my book.
i would've paid more.  i wanted to know everything about you.  then you came down here after johnny got killed... it gave me a chance to get to know my character better.	What about the other night. What about last night?  Was that to get to know your character?
you paid $50,000 for your character?	I would've paid more.  I wanted to know everything about you.  Then you came down here after Johnny got killed... it gave me a chance to get to know my character better.
i'd read about your shootings in the papers.  i decided to write a book about a detective.  i wanted to know my character.	You paid $50,000 for your character?
why?	I'd read about your shootings in the papers.  I decided to write a book about a detective.  I wanted to know my character.
about three months before i met you.	Why?
when?	About three months before I met you.
i paid him $50,000 in cash for your psychiatric file.	When?
try me.	I paid him $50,000 in cash for your psychiatric file.
you won't believe me.	Try me.
no?	No more games, Nick.  I'm tired of playing games!
no.	No?
i thought you didn't do adolescent secrets.	I never have before.
no, she didn't... she never got jealous before... she got excited.  i don't have luck with women. there was this girl i met while i was in college.  i slept with her once.  she started following me around, taking my picture.  she dyed her hair, copied my clothes. lisa something... oberman.  it was awful.	I thought you didn't do adolescent secrets.
maybe she got jealous of johnny boz, too.	No, she didn't... she never got jealous before... she got excited.  I don't have luck with women. There was this girl I met while I was in college.  I slept with her once.  She started following me around, taking my picture.  She dyed her hair, copied my clothes. Lisa something... Oberman.  It was awful.
for what... to set me up?  she loved me she wouldn't frame me.	Maybe she got jealous of Johnny Boz, too.
do you think she killed johnny boz?	For what... to set me up?  She loved me she wouldn't frame me.
make love to me.	Do you think she killed Johnny Boz?
it's ok.  it's ok.	Make love to me.
everybody that i care about dies.	It's OK.  It's OK.
no.	Everybody that I care about dies.
do you think i told her to kill you?	No.
did you like her to watch?	Do you think I told her to kill You?
i should have known.  i came into the house when you were down on the beach.  she looked at me so strangely.  she left right after you.  i shouldn't have let her watch us. she wanted to watch me all the time.  she tried to kill you, didn't she?	Did you like her to watch?
you're in over your head.	I know.
i don't have a choice.	You're in over your head.
you shouldn't play this game.	I don't have a choice.
i told you i had a vivid imagination.	You shouldn't play this game.
i thought that business with the scarf was pretty nifty.	I told you I had a vivid imagination.
are you kidding?  you think this is my idea of morning-after conversation?	Do you want personal insights and adolescent secrets?  I don't do those.
fine.  how's your back?	It hurts.
how's your shoulder?	Fine.  How's your back?
how about roxy?  is she a fuck to the century, too?	Do you want her to join us sometime?
i thought it was a pretty good beginning.	How about Roxy?  Is she a fuck to the century, too?
what did you think?	I thought it was a pretty good beginning.
i told her it was the fuck of the century.	What did you think?
did you think it was so special?	I told her it was the fuck of the century.
maybe she saw something she didn't see before.	She's seen everything before.
i'm leaving the house around midnight.  in case you're going to follow me.  i'm going down to johnny's club.	I'll meet you there.
how's your new book?	I'm getting deeper and deeper into my character.
to see if i can get away with it.	How's your new book?
why take the risk?	To see if I can get away with it.
i'll risk it.	Why take the risk?
good.  i'd miss you.  you can get into trouble, though. you're not really a cop anymore.	I'll risk it.
no.	Good.  I'd miss you.  You can get into trouble, though. You're not really a cop anymore.
you're not going to stop following me around now just because you're on leave -- are you?	No.
no.  i wrote it years afterwards.	You're not going to stop following me around now just because you're on leave -- are you?
yes.	No.  I wrote it years afterwards.
you mean did i write it before my parents died?	Yes.
when did you write it?	You mean did I write it before my parents died?
to see if he can get away with it.	When did you write it?
why does he do it?	To see if he can get away with it.
a boy kills his parents.  they have a plane.  he makes it look like an accident.	Why does he do it?
what's it about?	A boy kills his parents.  They have a plane.  He makes it look like an accident.
aren't you going to thank me?	What's it about?
say -- "what do you want from me, catherine?"	What do you want from me, Catherine?
there's pepsi in the fridge.	It's not the same thing, is it?
bitch mostly, but he meant it affectionately.  you don't have any coke, do you?  i love coke and jack daniel's.	There's Pepsi in the fridge.
what did bobby vasquez used to call you?	Bitch mostly, but he meant it affectionately.  You don't have any coke, do you?  I love coke and Jack Daniel's.
cheers.  my friends call me catherine.	What did Bobby Vasquez used to call you?
i know, nicky, but i like it.	Cheers.  My friends call me Catherine.
my wife used to call me that.	I know, Nicky, but I like it.
what if i call you nicky?	My wife used to call me that.
what if i asked you not to call me shooter?	What if I call you Nicky?
isn't he the policeman that you shot, shooter?	What if I asked you not to call me Shooter?
what did you pay nilsen?	Isn't he the policeman that you shot, Shooter?
ice?	Please.
fine.	Ice?
jack daniel's okay?  it's gonna have to be.	Fine.
you can make a mistake.	Not me.
why not?	You can make a mistake.
don't get too cocky.	Why not?
you're not easy to figure.  i'm just very good at figuring.	Don't get too cocky.
do you?	Yeah.  Would you like to come up and have a drink?
i like you.	Do you?
i wasn't talking about real friends. why doesn't gus like me.	I like you.
i don't know about that i don't have any money i don't have any attorneys gus is my only real friend.	I wasn't talking about real friends. Why doesn't Gus like me.
i have attorneys.  they have friends.  i have friends.  money buys you a lot of attorneys and friends.	I don't know about that I don't have any money I don't have any attorneys Gus is my only real friend.
how exactly did you hear?	I have attorneys.  They have friends.  I have friends.  Money buys you a lot of attorneys and friends.
i didn't.	Yes, you did.  They never tested you, did they?  But Internal Affairs knew.
what happened, nick?  did you get sucked into it? did you like it too much?	No.
only in theory.  you know all about homicidal impulse, don't you, shooter?  not in theory -- in practice.	What happened, Nick?  Did you get sucked into it? Did you like it too much?
didn't you study it in school?	Only in theory.  You know all about homicidal impulse, don't you, shooter?  Not in theory -- in practice.
yes.  she's helped me understand homicidal impulse.	Didn't you study it in school?
she wiped out her whole family.	Yes.  She's helped me understand homicidal impulse.
noah was my counselor in my freshman year.  that's probably where i got the idea for the icepick.  for my book. funny how the subconscious works.  hazel is my friend.	She wiped out her whole family.
you want a name from the present? how about hazel dobkins?	Noah was my counselor in my freshman year.  That's probably where I got the idea for the icepick.  For my book. Funny how the subconscious works.  Hazel is my friend.
there's a name from the past.	You want a name from the present? How about Hazel Dobkins?
tell me about professor goldstein.	There's a name from the past.
they were drug buys.  i was a vice cop.	Tell me about Professor Goldstein.
four shootings in five years.  all accidents.	They were drug buys.  I was a vice cop.
it was an accident.  they got in the line of fire.	Four shootings in five years.  All accidents.
i don't know.  but you do.	It was an accident.  They got in the line of fire.
you tell me.	I don't know.  But you do.
i'd like to ask you a few more questions.	I'd like to ask you some, too.
would you like a drink?  i was just going to have one.	No, thanks.
am i... disturbing you?	No.  Come in.
i don't know anything that isn't police business.	You know I don't like to wear any underwear, don't you, Nick?
you know all about me.	I don't know anything that isn't police business.
how do you know all this stuff about me?	You know all about me.
you see?  we're both innocent, nick.	How do you know all this stuff about me?
i passed.	You see?  We're both innocent, Nick.
why not?	Because I'm a professional liar. I spend most of my waking hours dwelling on my lies.  For my writing.
if i were guilty, and if i wanted to beat that machine, it wouldn't be tiring.  it wouldn't be tiring at all.	Why not?
it's got to be tiring to beat that machine.	If I were guilty, and if I wanted to beat that machine, it wouldn't be tiring.  It wouldn't be tiring at all.
i'm tired.	It's got to be tiring to beat that machine.
thanks.	I'm tired.
sure.	Thanks.
even though you were fucking him.	You still get the pleasure.  Didn't you ever fuck anybody else while you were married, Nick?
that's right.	Even though you were fucking him.
because you didn't love him --	That's right.
no.	Because you didn't love him --
but you didn't hurt --	No.
i felt somebody had read my book and was playing a game.	But you didn't hurt --
how did you feel when i told you johnny boz had died -- that day at the beach.	I felt somebody had read my book and was playing a game.
i loved him.  i hurt.	How did you feel when I told you Johnny Boz had died -- that day at the beach.
how did you feel when he died?	I loved him.  I hurt.
you like playing games, don't you?	I've got a degree in psych.  It goes with the turf.  Games are fun.
writing a book about it gives you an alibi for not killing him.	Yes it does, doesn't it?
but you said you liked men to use their hands.	No.  I said I liked Johnny to use his hands.  I don't give any rules, Nick.  I go with the flow.
i told them you wouldn't want to hide.	I have nothing to hide.
did i miss something?	I told them you wouldn't want an attorney present.
what's your new book about?	A detective.  He falls for the wrong woman.
i told you -- i quit.	It won't last.
i found some in my purse; would you like one?	I told you -- I quit.
i thought you were out of cigarettes.	I found some in my purse; would you like one?
i quit.	I thought you were out of cigarettes.
yes, you do.	I quit.
i don't smoke.	Yes, you do.
do you have a cigarette?	I don't smoke.
do you always keep old newspapers around?	Only when they make interesting reading.
are you arresting me?	If that's the way you want to play it.
ms. tramell, we'd like you to come downtown and answer some questions for us.	Are you arresting me?
was there anyone with you last night?	No.  I wasn't in the mood to have sex with anyone last night.
no.  we had a drink at the club. we left together.  i came here. he went home.	Was there anyone with you last night?
did you go home with him?	No.  We had a drink at the club. We left together.  I came here. He went home.
yes.	Did you go home with him?
did you leave the club with him?	Yes.
yes.	Did you leave the club with him?
were you with him last night?	Yes.
about a year and a half.	Were you with him last night?
how long were you having sex with him?	About a year and a half.
how long were you dating him?	I wasn't dating him.  I was fucking him.
i'm de...	I know who you are.
did you kill mr. boz, ms. tramell?	I'd have to be pretty stupid to write a book about a killing and then kill him the way I described in my book. I'd be announcing myself as the killer.  I'm not stupid.
did you ever tie him up?	No.
exactly what do you have in mind, mr. corrigan.	Did you ever tie him up?
did you ever engage in sado- masochistic activity with him?	Exactly what do you have in mind, Mr. Corrigan.
would you tell us the nature of your relationship with mr. boz?	I had sex with him for about a year and a half.  I liked having sex with him.
what are you going to do?  charge me with smoking?	Would you tell us the nature of your relationship with Mr. Boz?
there is no smoking in this building, ms. tramell.	What are you going to do?  Charge me with smoking?
i'm john corrigan.  i'm an assistant district attorney, ms.  tramell. can we get you anything?  would you like some coffee?	No thank you.
that's pretty cold, ain't it, lady?	I'm a writer,  I use people for what I write.  You write what you know.  Let the world beware.
in the beginning.  then i got to like what he did for me.	That's pretty cold, ain't it, lady?
what kind of drugs?	Cocaine.
do you use drugs, ms. tramell?	Sometimes.
the answer is no.  i didn't kill him.	Do you use drugs, Ms. Tramell?
you make it up, but it has to be believable.  they call it suspension of disbelief.	I like that.  "Suspension of Disbelief."
how's that?	You make it up, but it has to be believable.  They call it suspension of disbelief.
it teaches you to lie.	How's that?
it must really be somehtin' --makin' stuff up all the time.	It teaches you to lie.
yes i am.	It must really be somehtin' --makin' stuff up all the time.
you workin' on another book?	Yes I am.
you have the right to an attorney.	Why would I need an attorney?
listen, lady, we can do this downtown if you --	Read me my rights and arrest me and I'll go downtown.
i don't really feel like talking anymore.	Listen, lady, we can do this downtown if you --
he was murdered.	Really.  Maybe that's why you're from Homicide.  How?
how did he die?	He was murdered.
i hope i helped you out.	You did.
thanks.	I hope I helped you out.
nope. she did.  like i say.  it never panned.	Thanks.
he had a girlfriend?	Nope. She did.  Like I say.  It never panned.
the usual -- a girlfriend.	He had a girlfriend?
what kind of talk?	The usual -- a girlfriend.
nope.  there was some talk; it never panned.	What kind of talk?
was she ever a suspect?	Nope.  There was some talk; it never panned.
that's him.	Was she ever a suspect?
nilsen?	That's him.
nope, can't say that i do.	Nilsen?
do you remember his name?	Nope, can't say that I do.
yeah, he said it was routine too. now it's two guys saying it's routine.	Do you remember his name?
routine.	Yeah, he said it was routine too. Now it's two guys saying it's routine.
i had another one of you guys down here from frisco -- about a year ago -- he asked me the same question.  what's this about anyway?	Routine.
was his wife ever a suspect?	I had another one of you guys down here from Frisco -- about a year ago -- he asked me the same question.  What's this about anyway?
no suspects, no motive.  unsolved.	Was his wife ever a suspect?
were there ever any suspects?	No suspects, no motive.  Unsolved.
.38 revolver.  never recovered.	Were there ever any suspects?
what was the weapon?	.38 revolver.  Never recovered.
he was walking home from work. they only lived a coupla blocks from the clinic.  somebody drove by and shot him.	What was the weapon?
i'm going with you.	She said alone -- suite 405.  It ain't gonna take long.
where the hell you goin'?	I'm going with you.
i know what happened.  catherine told me what happened.	You got goddamn tweety-birds flutterin' around your head, that's what you got.  You think you're gonna fuck like minks, raise rugrats, and live happily ever after?  Oh, man.
goddamn writers -- all they do is use up trees and ruin people's eyes.  there's gotta be somebody at berkeley who knows what the hell happened.	I know what happened.  Catherine told me what happened.
she's a writer -- it's part of what she does.	Goddamn writers -- all they do is use up trees and ruin people's eyes.  There's gotta be somebody at Berkeley who knows what the hell happened.
she'd have to be nuttier than a twenty-pound christmas fruitcake. she's not the one who hangs out with multiple murderers -- your girlfriend is.	She's a writer -- it's part of what she does.
he was i.a.  he probably asked her about it.	She'd have to be nuttier than a twenty-pound Christmas fruitcake. She's not the one who hangs out with multiple murderers -- your girlfriend is.
how did she know nilsen knew about it -- if it happened?	He was I.A.  He probably asked her about it.
don't you get it, gus?  if beth killed johnny boz to frame catherine -- she wouldn't want anyone to know what happened at berkeley.  it gives her the motive to kill nilsen.	How did she know Nilsen knew about it -- if it happened?
if she's telling  you the truth.	Don't you get it, Gus?  If Beth killed Johnny Boz to frame Catherine -- she wouldn't want anyone to know what happened at Berkeley.  It gives her the motive to kill Nilsen.
catherine told me what was in it.	If she's telling  you the truth.
so nilsen had a report on her -- so what.  you don't know what the hell was in it?	Catherine told me what was in it.
i'm not sure anymore she did it.	Which one you talkin' about now, son?  We know ole Hazel did it; we know young Roxy did it -- and the other one Well, hell, she's got that magna come lawdy pussy on her that done fried up your brain.
i don't understand what the hell's going on here, pop.	Ain't that hard, son.  This young farmgirl, she got tired of all that attention goin' to her little brothers -- she fixed 'em.  Just like 'ole Hazel Dobkins fixed her whole family -- except young Roxy here, she didn't use a wedding present.  She used Daddy's razor.
why not?	You're my friend, Gus.
i don't believe it.	Why not?
you know that stuff they say about how you can judge people by their friends?	I don't believe it.
catherine says you don't like her.	She's right.  You got an icepick in you yet?
come on, i'll drive you in this thing.	You think I'd let you drive my Cadillac car?  I ain't lettin' no hear-up-his-ass person drive my Cadillac car.
in that little pissant car of yours? hell, no.  i ain't gettin' no back pain disability retirement -- i'm gettin' me a full pension and a real gold-plate seiko watch.	Come on, I'll drive you in this thing.
you all right, pop?  you want me to drive you?	In that little pissant car of yours? Hell, no.  I ain't gettin' no back pain disability retirement -- I'm gettin' me a full pension and a real gold-plate Seiko watch.
maybe it wasn't her that paid him. maybe the money was for somethin' else.  how the fuck do i know? i'm just an old city cowboy tryin' not to fall outta his saddle.	You all right, pop?  You want me to drive you?
it doesn't make sense.  she didn't know me three months ago.	Maybe it wasn't her that paid him. Maybe the money was for somethin' else.  How the fuck do I know? I'm just an old city cowboy tryin' not to fall outta his saddle.
i don't know.  i'm just not.	That's her pussy talkin' --He gets a real nasty look from a very fat woman eating a cheeseburger.  He winks at her.  The woman looks away from him, shaking her head.
why the hell not?	I don't know.  I'm just not.
i'm not afraid of her.	Why the hell not?
you feeling better?	I feel fine!
say what?	You feeling better?
you don't like punk rockers?	Say what?
what in the hell for?  you think i'm gettin' any at my age?  i don't like blue-haired women.  i don't like 'em.	You don't like punk rockers?
you oughta use a rubber, pop.  you really should.	What in the hell for?  You think I'm gettin' any at my age?  I don't like blue-haired women.  I don't like 'em.
i don't give a... flyin'... chili- bean... fart about aids!	You oughta use a rubber, pop.  You really should.
i'm not gonna get aids, pop --don't worry about it.  i always use a rubber.	I don't give a... flyin'... chili- bean... fart about AIDS!
you... fucked her!  goddamn dumb sonofabitch... you fucked her! goddamn, you are one dumb sonofabitch --	I'm not gonna get AIDS, pop --don't worry about it.  I always use a rubber.
i wasn't there last night, either.	You... fucked her!  Goddamn dumb sonofabitch... You fucked her! Goddamn, you are one dumb sonofabitch --
i went over last night, too.	I wasn't there last night, either.
easy there, partner -- i wasn't there.	I went over last night, too.
everybody that she plays with dies.	I know what that's like.
she want to play?  fine.  i can play.	Everybody that she plays with dies.
forgive me for askin', son, and i don't mean to belabor the obvious, but why is it that you've got your head so far up your own ass?	She want to play?  Fine.  I can play.
i don't think it's funny.	Well, hell, son, it's got a certain ring to it, I'll say that.
you think i --	I don't son, but I got the minority opinion.
i don't know.	Somethin', though.
what is it you got between you?	I don't know.
she knows where i live and breathe. she's coming after me.	What is it you got between you?
you sure got real conclusive ways of demonstrating that.	She knows where I live and breathe. She's coming after me.
i got tired of being played with.	You sure got real conclusive ways of demonstrating that.
no, sir.  you won't.  there's smoke off yonder on the horizon.  they're gonna want your badge.	I got tired of being played with.
nothin'  i'll be okay, pop.	No, sir.  You won't.  There's smoke off yonder on the horizon.  They're gonna want your badge.
what's goin' down, son?	Nothin'  I'll be okay, pop.
do you remember a case -- 1956 -- hazel dobkins?	Hell yes!  Couldn't get it outta my head for years.  Still can't. Nice little kids -- nice husband, wasn't porkin' around -- no financial problems.  One day -- outta the clear blue sky -- she does 'em.  All of 'em.  Used a knife. He got for a wedding present. Didn't even deny it.  Sweet as honey.  Said she didn't know why she done it.
no, sir.  they never even got a statement from her.	Do you remember a case -- 1956 -- Hazel Dobkins?
was she ever suspect?	No, sir.  They never even got a statement from her.
i came in here to jack off the damn machine.  one dead psychology professor. noah goldstein.  dr. noah goldstein. and guess what?  he was her counselor.	Was she ever suspect?
what are you doing here, pop?	I came in here to jack off the damn machine.  One dead psychology professor. Noah Goldstein.  Dr. Noah Goldstein. And guess what?  He was her counselor.
ain't you go nothin' better to do than to come in here and jack off the damn machine?	What are you doing here, Pop?
what you doin', son?	It's my first drink in three months. That okay with you, pop?  She doesn't know me.  I never saw her before Gus and I talked to her.
she misses me.	Hallelujah.
how'd it go, son?	She misses me.
i didn't know you knew who picasso was, gus.	I'm a smart sonofabitch.  I just hide it.
ain't that cute?  they got his and her pig-assos, son.	I didn't know you knew who Picasso was, Gus.
talcott doesn't usually show up at the office 'till after his 18 holes. what are they nervous about?	They're executives.  They're nervous about everything.
before your time, pop.  mid-sixties.  five or six hits. he's got a club down in the fillmore now.	Not now he don't.
i never heard of him.	Before your time, pop.  Mid-sixties.  Five or six hits. He's got a club down in the Fillmore now.
rock and roll, gus.  johnny boz.	I never heard of him.
who was this fuckin' guy?	Rock and roll, Gus.  Johnny Boz.
you're already gettin' psychological input, son.	Go stick your head in a tub of ice water.  See where she leads.
you look like dogshit.	He looks a little shrunk, that's all.
he ain't that way.  he's got heart.	Yeah.  I know.
sometimes i think he started banging her just to get himself off the hook with internal affairs.	He ain't that way.  He's got heart.
maybe it's for old-time's sake.	Sometimes I think he started banging her just to get himself off the hook with Internal Affairs.
not unless she got up in the ring and turned into one mean sonofabitch.	Maybe she did, Gus.  Maybe she grew herself an Afro and learned a left hook and put shoe polish on her face.  Let's polygraph her again and ask her about it.
maybe the maid did it.	She's 54 years old and weighs 240 pounds.
what was the motive?	She said she didn't know herself, just sort of did it on impulse.  The razor just happened to be there.
were you with him last night?	You're looking for Catherine, not me.
when was the last time you saw john boz?	Is he dead?
what do you want?	When was the last time you saw John Boz?
homicide.	What do you want?
i told you to stay away from tramell.	Yeah.  But you didn't tell me to stay away from her car.
gus and i talked to her at tramell's house.  all we did was write her name down.	I told you to stay away from Tramell.
you knew her, didn't you?	Gus and I talked to her at Tramell's house.  All we did was write her name down.
i don't think she meant to go off the hill, do you?	Don't fuck with me, Nick.  I don't need a reason to put your ass in a sling.
you're driving around north beach for no particular reason and this car won't get out of the way --	I don't think she meant to go off the hill, do you?
it was an accident.	You're driving around North Beach for no particular reason and this car won't get out of the way --
tell me again.  i want to hear you say it again.	It was an accident.
first you've got her buying your file.  now you've got her killing nilsen.  forget her, willya?  go someplace.  sit in the sun.  get away from this goddamn fog.  get her out of your system.	You don't but it, do you?  She knew nobody would but it.  She knew I'd say she did it.  And she knew nobody would buy it.
catherine tramell.  it's part of her game.	First you've got her buying your file.  Now you've got her killing Nilsen.  Forget her, willya?  Go someplace.  Sit in the sun.  Get away from this goddamn fog.  Get her out of your system.
beth?  now you've got beth killing people?	Catherine Tramell.  It's part of her game.
she killed him.	Beth?  Now you've got Beth killing people?
i.a.'s going to talk to you more about nilsen.  they're handling the investigation, we're not. stay in touch with dr. gardner, it'll help on the evaluation.	She killed him.
i'll ask you once, nick -- for the record did you kill him?	No.
gus -- go over to berkeley. harrigan -- find out what else she's published.  andrews -- get the files on her parents' accident. carbon beth on everything.  i want some psychological input on this andrews and harrigan go; nick is left there with gus.	What about me?
fuck you, phil.	Fuck you, too Nick.
how did they die?  was there an investigation?	How you're saying she killed her parents?  Did she kill Bobby Vasquez, too?
her parents died in an accident. i don't care what else she's written.  what are you -- a book critic?	How did they die?  Was there an investigation?
come on, phil.  you're not gonna let this slide.  what about her parents?  what about what else she's published?  at least we should get the stuff to see if we find anything else that's an amazing real-life coincidence.	Her parents died in an accident. I don't care what else she's written.  What are you -- a book critic?
how the fuck do you know?  what is it with you and this broad anyway?	Come on, Phil.  You're not gonna let this slide.  What about her parents?  What about what else she's published?  At least we should get the stuff to see if we find anything else that's an amazing real-life coincidence.
she knew she could beat it.  that's why she asked to take it.	How the fuck do you know?  What is it with you and this broad anyway?
what now what? now nothing.  she passed the polygraph.  that's it.	She knew she could beat it.  That's why she asked to take it.
now what?	What now what? Now nothing.  She passed the polygraph.  That's it.
i'm sure.	Now what?
you sure?	I'm sure.
she didn't ask me for the ride. she asked anybody.	And you volunteered.
what is all this "nick" stuff -- nick would you like a cigarette. nick can you give me a ride.	She didn't ask me for the ride. She asked anybody.
so what do we do -- nothing?	We bring her in for questioning.
i love it.  she's got a hundred million bucks.  she fucks fighters and rock and roll stars.  and she's got a degree in screwing with peoples' heads.	You forgot her degree in literature. She's a writer.  She published a novel last year under a pen name. Do you want to know what it's about?
are you kidding me?	Formerly engaged to Roberto Vasquez, deceased --
do you want me to work the case, phil, or do you want me to --	I said keep it.
keep your three o'clock.	Do you want me to work the case, Phil, or do you want me to --
he left the club with his girlfriend about midnight.  that's the last time anybody saw him.	What was it?
we know you're not stupid, ms. tramell.	Maybe that's what you're counting on to get you off the hook.
she was the last person seen with the guy -- i'll take the responsibility.	It's yours.
she's got enough money to burn this whole department down.	She was the last person seen with the guy -- I'll take the responsibility.
on what basis?	Catherine Tramell.  Age 30.  No priors, no convictions.  Double major, magnum cum laude, Berkeley, 1980.  Literature and Psychology. Daughter, sole survivor -- Marvin and Elaine Tramell, killed in a boating accident, 1978, Catherine Tramell sole heir.  Estimated assets $110 million.
she's a suspect.	On what basis?
he died -- about five or six years ago.	He was shot.
can there be some mistake?	Only if you're making it.
no lisa anderson, detective.	Can there be some mistake?
can you check again?	No Lisa Anderson, detective.
yes i did.	Can you check again?
did you check all four years?	Yes I did.
anderson.  jack w. donald m.  i'm sorry.  no lisa.	Did you check all four years?
how old was she when this happened?	Fourteen.  We seal juvenile records until they're deceased.  That's why you didn't find it in your computer.
who are you?	I'm Roxy.  I'm her -- friend.
why do you think he's dead?	You wouldn't be here otherwise, would you?
we're sorry to disturb you, we'd like to ask you some --	Are you vice?
i haven't felt like talking to him since that thing came out.	As long as I've known Andy, he's never asked me for anything except to speak to you about getting off drugs. He's painted my picture, we've eaten dinner in God knows how many places together. But he doesn't care about me. He cares about you. You're the only person he cares about. He's your friend. Fuck that article. You want a toasted bagel with cream cheese?
you're asking me this because of the 'lapdog' remark. i read that. the person that wrote that has the compassion of a housefly. that's your enemy, not your audience. your audience hasn't even been born yet. it's a lie that art is popular. the only thing popular about it is that it's written about in newspapers. i'm surprised when anybody comes to my openings. there're about ten people on the planet who know anything about painting, and andy's one of them.	I haven't felt like talking to him since that thing came out.
what about the shit they write?	You're asking me this because of the 'lapdog' remark. I read that. The person that wrote that has the compassion of a housefly. That's your enemy, not your audience. Your audience hasn't even been born yet. It's a lie that art is popular. The only thing popular about it is that it's written about in newspapers. I'm surprised when anybody comes to my openings. There're about ten people on the planet who know anything about painting, and Andy's one of them.
no. it's one of the few times i feel good. i used to have to go to work and cook every day. that i got sick of.	What about the shit they write?
the whole thing  painting.	No. It's one of the few times I feel good. I used to have to go to work and cook every day. That I got sick of.
of what?	The whole thing  painting.
do you ever get sick of it?	Of what?
this is painted on a backdrop from the kabuki theater in japan. i painted it after joseph beuys died. a rebirth painting. i felt like he could've painted it, or maybe someone else was painting it instead of me. the chinese calligraphers used to change their name mid-career so they could start over as someone else..	Do you ever get sick of it?
let's get out of here.	See ya in an hour.  So what do you think?
naa..	Let's get out of here.
why, so you could humiliate me?	No, I wanted to make a painting of you.
you're right. it's your version. you should come over to the studio sometime.	Why, so you could humiliate me?
it's always how you would do it. this is my version.	You're right. It's your version. You should come over to the studio sometime.
i like the one with the dragon's heads a lot. but the black one's filled up with too many heads...  i'd take some of them out.  i think you're painting too fast. i wouldn't put in so many heads. let it breathe a bit.	It's always how you would do it. This is my version.
what do you think?	I like the one with the dragon's heads a lot. But the black one's filled up with too many heads...  I'd take some of them out.  I think you're painting too fast. I wouldn't put in so many heads. Let it breathe a bit.
not sure. how was yours?	I haven't decided yet.  Rene, you wanna come over to the studio tomorrow. I wanna make a painting of you.
when's your show?	Not sure. How was yours?
i don't know.	When's your show?
is this finished yet?	I don't know.
rene's been telling me about your work.	Is this finished yet?
hey  it's the big a.m..	Rene's been telling me about your work.
i'm a painter, too.	Really. Huh. Too bad.
no. should i have?	I'm a painter, too.
my name is jean michel basquiat. have you heard of me?	No. Should I have?
it's in new york.	Oh, I didn't know that.
i think it's in new jersey.	It's in New York.
new york.	I think it's in New Jersey.
it's in new jersey.	New York.
saddle river, new york!	It's in New Jersey.
saddle river's in new jersey.	Saddle River, New York!
nixon lives in saddle river, new york.	Saddle River's in New Jersey.
after the show we should take a nice long vacation. maybe go to hawaii. that's what i'm gonna do. i'm going to give up painting and start playing music again. i wanna sing.	That would be a pity because you're a real painter.
bruno called. in europe, people are saying you're gonna die from drugs. they think they can cash in on your death.	When I was poor, everybody doubted I could make it. When I got rich, everyone said, `yeah, but he'll never keep it up.' Now everyone says `he's killing himself.' So I clean up, and then they say `Look. His art's dead.' I don't take drugs, anyway. I'm healthy now.
people are only interested in you because you're famous, not because they know a fuckin' thing about your work.	Bruno called. In Europe, people are saying you're gonna die from drugs. They think they can cash in on your death.
gee. you shouldn't take it so seriously, jean. that's why you can't stop taking drugs. you always think people don't like you. everyone likes you.	People are only interested in you because you're famous, not because they know a fuckin' thing about your work.
i don't even have any friends anymore besides you. and everyone says "warhol? that death-warmed over person on drugs? he's just using you."	Gee. You shouldn't take it so seriously, Jean. That's why you can't stop taking drugs. You always think people don't like you. Everyone likes you.
that was my favorite part!	We can do better. It needed more white.
how come you're not peeing on them yourself?	I don't like beer.
i wanted to make a few more of these. frank's been drinking this mexican beer. it makes a good green.	How come you're not peeing on them yourself?
piss painting?	I wanted to make a few more of these. Frank's been drinking this Mexican beer. It makes a good green.
you think those are good presents? who wants an old wig?	Piss painting?
i'm going to send them to my friends for christmas presents.	You think those are good presents? Who wants an old wig?
what's with the wigs?	I'm going to send them to my friends for Christmas presents.
yeah. i really blew it. i still think about her.	Well, have you asked her to come back?
do you still love her?	Yeah. I really blew it. I still think about her.
that girl looks just like my old girlfriend gina.	Do you still love her?
what's wrong?	That girl looks just like my old girlfriend Gina.
ouch..	What's wrong?
let's go to the carnegie museum. they have the world's most famous sculptures all in these giant plaster replicas. it's really great. it's in pittsburg.	Ouch..
let's leave this town and go someplace. some island.	Let's go to the Carnegie Museum. They have the world's most famous sculptures all in these giant plaster replicas. It's really great. It's in Pittsburg.
my dog, archie... i woke up with flea bites... creepy. i ran out and bought flea collars. they work really well.	Let's leave this town and go someplace. Some island.
cool.	My dog, Archie... I woke up with flea bites... Creepy. I ran out and bought flea collars. They work really well.
gee. i don't need to. you're a natural. you should sign up with my modeling agent.	Cool.
yeah  i'd do that... you could teach me.	Gee. I don't need to. You're a natural. You should sign up with my modeling agent.
wow... stop giving them away.  i got an invitation to model for comme de garcons... you wanna do it with me?	Yeah  I'd do that... You could teach me.
everybody's paying top dollar for scraps of paper, refrigerator doors  anything with a samo tag on it.  the other day, i just wanted a pack of cigarettes, so i did a drawing and sold it for two bucks. a week later this gallery calls me up: "somebody's offering us the drawing. should we buy it for five thousand?"	Wow... Stop giving them away.  I got an invitation to model for Comme de Garcons... You wanna do it with me?
that's good. at least they're interested.	Everybody's paying top dollar for scraps of paper, refrigerator doors  anything with a SAMO tag on it.  The other day, I just wanted a pack of cigarettes, so I did a drawing and sold it for two bucks. A week later this gallery calls me up: "Somebody's offering us the drawing. Should we buy it for five thousand?"
i wish they'd quit writing this shit about me.	That's good. At least they're interested.
jean michel, this is mary boone. she's got the great new gallery.	Yeah, I met her already.
my jacket? gee, great...  your show looks great. quite a turnout. you look great. you kids. you drink red wine with fish. you can do anything! make paintings in the basement of your gallery? first time i've heard of that!	Jean Michel, this is Mary Boone. She's got the great new gallery.
andy, man, thanks for coming. i'd like to paint your jacket.	My jacket? Gee, great...  Your show looks great. Quite a turnout. You look great. You kids. You drink red wine with fish. You can do anything! Make paintings in the basement of your gallery? First time I've heard of that!
i can give you five. you didn't do very much to these.	You don't even work on your stuff!
ten bucks apiece.	I can give you five. You didn't do very much to these.
ohhh. that's new. that sounds good.	Ten bucks apiece.
yeah... like  stupid, ridiculous, crummy art.	Ohhh. That's new. That sounds good.
ignorant art?	Yeah... Like  stupid, ridiculous, crummy art.
you wanna buy some ignorant art? ten bucks.	Ignorant art?
i'm interested in showing jean's work.	I really think you should talk to him about this.
how much for these five?	You should talk to him about this.
aren't they?	How much for these five?
these are great.	Aren't they?
is jean michel here?	No.
annina nosei.	Who?
who is it?	Annina Nosei.
it's great that people are interested, but if anyone's going to buy anything, i'll handle it for you. everything goes through the gallery, even if they come to your studio.	Sure.
jean, your parents are here.	Hi Dad. Hi Nora.
tom and cynthia kruger.	I know.
when?	How about right now?
well, i don't want to get mugged on a bowery street corner. maybe i could find a place for you to work. take my card.	You want a drink?
you name it, i paint there.	Well, I don't want to get mugged on a Bowery street corner. Maybe I could find a place for you to work. Take my card.
i'd love to see some more of your work... where's your studio?	You name it, I paint there.
no.	You haven't been by lately.
that's the same guy who did this painting.	I know that. Don't let him get away.
mothafuckah!	That's the same guy who did this painting.
how do you know?	Just look at him.  Little silver thingies on his cowboy boots? Honey, I don't think so.
naaaa. poor thing has a little dick.	How do you know?
who did this?  who did this?	I don't know. I told you, this isn't my apartment.
oh man, you a fine nigga! you know that?	Cut it out, man! And don't be callin' me that shit!
chill, man! be cool! this isn't even my apartment!	Oh man, you a FINE nigga! You know that?
what do you mean?	You haven't heard? Andy's dead.
i didn't see you.	What do you mean?
b.b. it's me  jean! what's the matter? no snow in switzerland this year?	I didn't see you.
do you think i could borrow your limousine? i'll get it back to you in an hour.	It's OK. Just have him bring you to dinner at Mr. Chow's later. We'll be there.
sure, ok..	Do you think I could borrow your limousine? I'll get it back to you in an hour.
you shouldn't have put it in the show. this is the one i absolutely have to have. i really love it.	Sure, ok..
it doesn't matter how much you worked on them. it matters how much you can get for them.	I can get ten.
i'm here.	OK. I'll be at your studio Thursday three o'clock.
bruno spoke to me already. we could talk about it.	I'm here.
i need a dealer.	You have a bunch of them, don't you? Albert Milo walks in from another room.
jean michel... crawling from the wreckage?	I need a dealer.
i hear your show was sold out already. there's a very important collector who's interested in some of your works.	Bring him over sometime. I have some other stuff to show him.
should there be?	Tell me about it. What are you angry about?
ok. one last thing. is there any anger in you? any anger in your work?	Should there be?
are those the only two possibilities?  you wanna french fry?	OK. One last thing. Is there any anger in you? Any anger in your work?
or rather, do you think you're being exploited or are you yourself exploiting the white image of the black artist from the ghetto?	Are those the only two possibilities?  You wanna French fry?
no, he said i was the eddie murphy of the art world. he said the eddie murphy.	Is it true that your mother resides in a mental institution?
why, that's from time magazine.	No, he said I was the Eddie Murphy of the art world. He said the Eddie Murphy.
who said that?	Why, that's from Time Magazine.
i see..  and... how do you respond to being called  hmmm...   yes, "the pickaninny of the art world."	Who said that?
we don't hang them at home, y'know  just in the streets..	I see..  And... How do you respond to being called  hmmm...   yes, "the pickaninny of the art world."
hmmmm. interesting. and when you grew up were there any primitives hanging in your home?	We don't hang them at home, y'know  just in the streets..
yup.	Hmmmm. Interesting. And when you grew up were there any primitives hanging in your home?
yes, yes... let's talk about that.... your roots... your father is from haiti, isn't he?	Yup.
no, i'm haitian-puerto rican.	Yes, yes... Let's talk about that.... your roots... Your father is from Haiti, isn't he?
not black.	No, I'm Haitian-Puerto Rican.
not what?	Not black.
you're not?	Not what?
i'm not black.	You're not?
what?	I'm not black.
i use a lot of colors  not only black.	What?
yes, but as a black painter	I use a lot of colors  not only black.
oh, that's a "leonardo's greatest hits" painting. you like it?	Yes, but as a black painter
well, you said that.  you've got a lot of references from leonardo da vinci, don't you?	Oh, that's a "Leonardo's Greatest Hits" painting. You like it?
a primate?	Well, you said that.  You've got a lot of references from Leonardo da Vinci, don't you?
you mean like an ape?	A primate?
hmmm. and 'parasites.'  you seem to be a primal expressionist.	You mean like an ape?
leeches. a long list of leeches.  it looks good like that.	Hmmm. And 'Parasites.'  You seem to be a Primal Expressionist.
what are they?	Leeches. A long list of leeches.  It looks good like that.
where? do you ask miles where he got that note from? where do you take your words from?  everywhere.	What are they?
yes, i understand  but where do you take them from?	Where? Do you ask Miles where he got that note from? Where do you take your words from?  Everywhere.
they're just words.	Yes, I understand  but where do you take them from?
yes. what do they... stand for?	They're just words.
decipher?	Yes. What do they... stand for?
... can you... decipher this for us?	Decipher?
what is it that gets you out of bed in the morning?	I hate this. Turn that off.
yeah.	Very well.
really?	Yeah.
yeah, just put their bill on my tab.	Really?
i'm sorry, mr. basquiat.	See that table over there? I'd like to pay their bill.
would you like to see the wine list?	Chateau Latour '64, please.
blue? where?	What's wrong with you today?
get up. she won't buy anything if she sees me working on it!	Wanna bet? If you show too much respect for people with money, they don't have respect for you.
why don't you try letting her in, steve  i mean shenge.	Get up. She won't buy anything if she sees me working on it!
it's maria portos. what should we do?	Why don't you try letting her in, Steve  I mean Shenge.
you want me to put it here?	Use your fucking instinct.
yeah..	You want me to put it here?
in this corner?	Yeah..
still not here.	In this corner?
it's andy again.	Still not here.
yeah... maybe just his arms.  put some cerulean blue there.	It's Andy again.
out?	Yeah... Maybe just his arms.  Put some Cerulean Blue there.
paint it out.	Out?
drugs??!	Medicine, man! Like health food. I'm taking care of my health!
me fall? let's get some drugs!	Drugs??!
sit down! you're gonna fall out!	Me fall? Let's get some drugs!
come on, let's get out of here.	Sit down! You're gonna fall out!
i guess it was a long time ago.	Come on, let's get out of here.
she's good.	I guess it was a long time ago.
that's not how i meant it.  for all you know, you might just be a flash in the pan! you can never tell.	Hey fuck you! I deserve this shit. You're just jealous 'cause it ain't happening to you!
'uppity?' like as in 'uppity nigger?'	That's not how I meant it.  For all you know, you might just be a flash in the pan! You can never tell.
what's your fuckin' problem? you get a girlfriend and a little attention and then start acting all uppity with me.	'Uppity?' Like as in 'uppity nigger?'
good. what do you have?	What's your fuckin' problem? You get a girlfriend and a little attention and then start acting all uppity with me.
i don't really have any problems.	Good. What do you have?
what's your fuckin' problem, anyway?	I don't really have any problems.
good.	What's your fuckin' problem, anyway?
i ain't john henry.	Good.
what's the rush, john henry?	I ain't John Henry.
you gonna carry that around all night?	Yeah... I'll paint on it.
for real?	You gonna carry that around all night?
we got beat.	For real?
willie mays!!! willie mays!!!	Come on in!
check you later, man.	Hi Gina.
he's the best painter in the world. i'm gonna give him one of these.	Don't give him anything, man. Your art's worth a lot. Trade. That's what real artists do with each other. Besides, he'll just use you. He's famous for that.
what're you doing? you're doing something.	He's the best painter in the world. I'm gonna give him one of these.
so then what?	He drops dead! See? Just do your shit like you do it! Your friends like you, you get laid, everyone walks by, sees your stuff everywhere. It's good. What else do you want?
oh man! folklore guy  worked on the railroad. y'know, pounding in spikes and laying down track. then one day they invented a machine to do it. and he says "fuck that, i'm a man" and he challenges the machine to a race to lay down a mile of track. it takes two days. neck and neck the whole time. they get right to the end, and he beats it by one spike.  got a cigarette?	So then what?
who's john henry?	Oh man! Folklore guy  worked on the railroad. Y'know, pounding in spikes and laying down track. Then one day they invented a machine to do it. And he says "Fuck that, I'm a MAN" and he challenges the machine to a race to lay down a mile of track. It takes two days. Neck and neck the whole time. They get right to the end, and he beats it by one spike.  Got a cigarette?
famous people are usually pretty stupid. you're too smart. you'd get bored to death. you don't wanna be like john henry  fighting the machine. just do what you do. it's about integrity. follow your heart.	Who's John Henry?
whatever. famous. to where you can do your stuff all day without thinking about anything else.	Ummm... Four years. Six to get rich.
your people.	Oh  you mean black people!
about what?	Your people.
you're shattering all my myths.	About what?
concentrate on the ball. shoot.	You're shattering all my myths.
i am... on gina.  fuck  i didn't think we were actually gonna do this.	Concentrate on the ball. Shoot.
come on, jean. get rid of your cigarette. concentrate.	I am... On Gina.  Fuck  I didn't think we were actually gonna do this.
you got a date already?	We're getting married. She said she could tell I was a great artist  she could see it in my eyes. She said she wanted to be by my side and have inter-racial babies with me.
thanks.  your dad called again  something about a job.	You got a date already?
i knew i left these somewhere. one of these'll send your kids to college someday.  here  i made this for you.	Thanks.  Your dad called again  something about a job.
yeah man. i'm jealous. you're always great, benny.  "her name is g-i-n-a gina and she lo-oooves me." i did say chicken!	I knew I left these somewhere. One of these'll send your kids to college someday.  Here  I made this for you.
would you shut the fuck up? you hear what i'm doing?	Yeah man. I'm jealous. You're always great, Benny.  "Her name is G-I-N-A Gina And she lo-oooves me." I did say chicken!
"she loves me. oh yeah she loves me! she loooooooves me, oh yeah she loves me!" bring me some chicken, baby!	Would you shut the fuck up? You hear what I'm doing?
samo.	Oh yeah..
who am i?	SAMO.
the devil, man. rene ricard. art critic  writes for artforum. people read him. tell him who you are..	Who am I?
who's that?	The Devil, man. Rene Ricard. Art critic  writes for Artforum. People read him. Tell him who you are..
hey  willie mays.	Willie Mays.
you don't have to be sorry. there's no one to blame. jean, you're a real artist. i thought i was one. you made me realize i wasn't.	What's his name?
baby, i think about you a lot. i'm really sorry about everything. you have to believe me. i'm serious. i wish, y'know, that we were	I don't believe it, Jean  they're picking straws.
that is amazing. what year is it?	George?
forget it.	That is amazing. What year is it?
what's that about?	Forget it.
wow. congratulations. i hate that asshole.  thanks for coming. i guess i just wanted to find out how you're	What's that about?
pretty much the same.	Wow. Congratulations. I hate that asshole.  Thanks for coming. I guess I just wanted to find out how you're
how is he?	Pretty much the same.
so. are you ready? i start columbia next fall. of course, there's like, a year of pre-med stuff, but  whatever. i'm really excited.  and: rene gave me a job as his secretary. his poems are getting published.	How is he?
don't you think he's using you?	Why does everybody say that? He's the only person I know who doesn't need to use me.
he's not. he's out of town and he calls me every day. what's weird about him?	Don't you think he's using you?
so are you really friends with andy? he seems like such a weirdo.	He's not. He's out of town and he calls me every day. What's weird about him?
what's that?	A present I picked up for you.
hi.	What's that?
hi.	Hi.
what's wrong with me?	You're your own baby.
you mean babies with you?	What's wrong with me?
... babies.	You mean babies with you?
think so?	... babies.
it looks done.	Think so?
oahu, lanai, niihau, kahoolawee	Staten Island would be ok.
i hadn't thought about it.	Oahu, Lanai, Niihau, Kahoolawee
which island of hawaii do you want our house to be on? maui? kaui? molokai?	I hadn't thought about it.
you look fucking beautiful, beautiful.	Well thanks!
basquiat, don't lie.  this is smack.	You want some?
i'm your family.	Basquiat, what did you take?
you're blaming me? i had to go see my family.	I'm your family.
it's not sunday? i missed you. you shouldn't leave me alone.	You're blaming me? I had to go see my family.
it's monday morning.	It's not Sunday? I missed you. You shouldn't leave me alone.
you're back.	It's Monday morning.
oh, god, basquiat, you scared the shit out of me. how the fuck could you do that to yourself?	You're back.
... what's the matter?	Oh, God, Basquiat, you scared the shit out of me. How the fuck could you do that to yourself?
what who's saying?	Manzanita....  ... if one day I die, and you read this piece of paper, I want you to know how much I love you. Although I'll never see you again, Gypsy, Gypsy, your hair, your hair, your face, your face'
do you know what he's saying?	What who's saying?
you don't have any fucking money..	Do you know what he's saying?
... i'll buy you some new ones.	You don't have any fucking money..
i'm going to my parents this weekend. what am i going to wear?  how could you do that to me?	... I'll buy you some new ones.
c'mon, baby, i painted them for you. they're beautiful now.	I'm going to my parents this weekend. What am I going to wear?  How could you do that to me?
basquiat, those are my best clothes!!! what are you doing?	C'mon, baby, I painted them for you. They're beautiful now.
wanna go get some breakfast?	A friend of mine offered me a job doing a little work installing a show in a gallery. He's an electrician. I was supposed to be there an hour ago.
i thought you hated this place?	I do.  I just said that. I was never here before. I actually like it.
party girls? can i call you?	Yeah, if you have any dimes left. 477- 0496.
i don't go there. too many party girls.	Party girls? Can I call you?
just come to the mudd club on friday.	I don't go there. Too many party girls.
you do! you definitely do.	Just come to the Mudd Club on Friday.
i'm clean. smell me. i always smell good. i don't know why, i just do!	You do! You definitely do.
have you been camping? you could use a scrub.	I'm clean. Smell me. I always smell good. I don't know why, I just do!
can i walk you home?	I think I could do that alone.
guess i just got sick of him.	Can I walk you home?
i guess you did.	Guess I just got sick of him.
no, don't tell me  you just got fired by your crazy boss.	I guess you did.
it's three thousand dollars!	I'll take it.  Andy, gimme three thousand dollars.  Just the caviar  I'll get the rest.
i'll take the whole tin.	It's three thousand dollars!
yeah, it's the best one.	I'll take the whole tin.
is that the best quality you have?	Yeah, it's the best one.
forget it .i'll take six, no, seven chocolate shakes, an order of fries, a big mac, and two apple pies.	You only want one Big Mac?
you want three big macs, two chocolate shakes, two orders of fries, and an apple pie.	Forget it .I'll take six, no, seven chocolate shakes, an order of fries, a Big Mac, and two apple pies.
i'll take three big macs, two chocolate shakes, two orders of fries, and an apple pie.	You want three Big Macs, two chocolate shakes, two orders of fries, and an apple pie.
they call me steve, but i prefer shenge.	Nice to meet you, Shenge. Want a job?
what's your name, man?	They call me Steve, but I prefer Shenge.
would you check out my studio some time?	Sure. I'd be glad to.
that's great.	Would you check out my studio some time?
you did it! you made it. i'm a painter, too.	That's great.
me? why?	You did it! You made it. I'm a painter, too.
i really... admire you.	Me? Why?
see you later.	Thanks
stand still.	See you later.
some of them.	Stand still.
you like your dad's paintings?	Some of them.
i've seen you before. i like your paintings a lot. your hair was different.	You like your dad's paintings?
hi.	I've seen you before. I like your paintings a lot. Your hair was different.
hi.	Hi.
you're a fast mover.	No name? That's ok. I'll just call you Big Pink.
oh. i didn't know. i'll take you to the best restaurant in town.  you'll miss a great meal and i'll keep the scarf, anyway. what's your name?	You're a fast mover.
i don't eat junk food.	Oh. I didn't know. I'll take you to the best restaurant in town.  You'll miss a great meal and I'll keep the scarf, anyway. What's your name?
have a mac.	I don't eat junk food.
no, i'd like the scarf.	Have a Mac.
wanna mac?	No, I'd like the scarf.
come on.	Wanna Mac?
i'd like to squeeze your titties.	Come on.
how can i ever thank you?	I'd like to squeeze your titties.
what? what do you want?	Fame. My liquid hijack Marlboros and the moon and the cow that jumped over it.
you don't even know me. i want real respect.	What? What do you want?
what is it you want? respect? i have respect for you, just for making this call. one philosopher said "sadness is a sin against the richness of the world." think about it. feel it.	You don't even know me. I want real respect.
no, i don't. i'm alone. we all are. especially here. the world's unjust. the respect fools get. the disrespect i get.	What is it you want? Respect? I have respect for you, just for making this call. One philosopher said "Sadness is a sin against the richness of the world." Think about it. Feel it.
you see? you have someone to live for.	No, I don't. I'm alone. We all are. Especially here. The world's unjust. The respect fools get. The disrespect I get.
no! i have a boyfriend. he loves me.	You see? You have someone to live for.
what? life's beautiful. depression isn't permanent. don't you believe that?  what is it  did your girlfriend leave you?	No! I have a boyfriend. He loves me.
life doesn't... make... sense. this city's k-killing me. i want my liquid hijack marlboros!	What? Life's beautiful. Depression isn't permanent. Don't you believe that?  What is it  did your girlfriend leave you?
what? wait a minute... talk to me.	Life doesn't... make... sense. This city's k-killing me. I want my liquid hijack Marlboros!
haitian. i'm going to kill myself. i'm taking pills. reds, blues, greens.	What? Wait a minute... talk to me.
that's a beautiful name. french?	Haitian. I'm going to kill myself. I'm taking pills. Reds, blues, greens.
hey, rene.	Thanks again for not inviting me. I'm only here on business.
i'll make you another one.	Forget it.
you fucking little whore! you sold my painting! i'm gonna tell you something, brother  when you're climbing up the ladder of success, don't kick out the rungs! believe that shit.	I'll make you another one.
thanks... i'll take it tonight.	I can't. After the show.
that one's for you.	Thanks... I'll take it tonight.
5:11.	That one's for you.
what time is it?	5:11.
so shut up and keep painting..	What time is it?
so what?	So shut up and keep painting..
you're news. i want the scoop. i write it down. when i speak, no one believes me. but when i write it down, people know it's true.  there's never been a black painter in art history that's been considered really important, you know?	So what?
yes, boss.  if you're so smart, why are you here with me in this basement?	You're news. I want the scoop. I write it down. When I speak, no one believes me. But when I write it down, people know it's true.  There's never been a black painter in art history that's been considered really important, you know?
so keep painting.	Yes, Boss.  If you're so smart, why are you here with me in this basement?
my point exactly.	So keep painting.
i didn't know tony bennett painted.	My point exactly.
singing on stage and painting in your spare time.	I didn't know Tony Bennett painted.
tony bennett... what do you mean?	Singing on stage and painting in your spare time.
fuck band practice... if you're gonna be a painter you're gonna have to break a few hearts  you don't wanna be like tony bennett..	Tony Bennett... What do you mean?
fuck...  i forgot about that.	Fuck band practice... If you're gonna be a painter you're gonna have to break a few hearts  you don't wanna be like Tony Bennett..
uh huhh... band practice?  it's benny. he wants to know why you're not at band practice...?	Fuck...  I forgot about that.
i can put you in the ring with him. even book the dates.  but those big boys know how to fight. they could make you look real sissy.  i was looking at that painting upstairs. it's the first time a picture made me embarrassed to own anything.  so what's your real name? 'samo?'	Jean Michel Basquiat.
can you put me in the ring with him?	I can put you in the ring with him. Even book the dates.  But those big boys know how to fight. They could make you look real sissy.  I was looking at that painting upstairs. It's the first time a picture made me embarrassed to own anything.  So what's your real name? 'Samo?'
you heard of albert milo. i made that niggah. i'm rene ricard. didn't you read "not about albert milo?" i know who to hype. baby, i'm gonna make you a star.	Can you put me in the ring with him?
i didn't know.	I sculpt. I'm really just starting to find myself. How old are you? Twenty? You're just like I used to be. I'm forty-one. And I'm glad I haven't gotten any recognition. It gave me time to develop.
jean? hold this, please.  you'll get there. but it's good to have something to fall back on. that's why i became an electrician. it pays the rent. y'know, i'm an artist, too.	I didn't know.
you don't have any!!!	That's impossible. I've got, like, five of 'em!
yeah.	You don't have any!!!
'phillips head,' right?	Yeah.
yeah.	'Phillips head,' right?
a phillips head. from the toolbox.	Yeah.
a what?	A Phillips head. From the toolbox.
jean, could you get me a phillips screwdriver?	A what?
i need this?	I need this?
i just don't think you're being fair.	I need this?
you nuts? let him order? you on his side? you're not such a good waitress. you get out, too.	I just don't think you're being fair.
pipe down, lech. let him order.	You nuts? Let him order? You on his side? You're not such a good waitress. You get out, too.
ok! goodbye!	Pipe down, Lech. Let him order.
you're selling and ending the culture. not one bit of information. only to get the money and growl with the power, man.	That's ignorant.
man, i was up on him years ago on the irt.	You're selling and ending the culture. Not one bit of information. Only to get the money and growl with the power, man.
uh-oh!	I'm here for an interrogation. You've been called a graffiti artist and I wanna know why. All I see are scribble scrabble abstractions!
yo... you know why rammellzee's here, don't you?	Uh-oh!
yo! jean, this is ramellzee.	Yo... You know why Rammellzee's here, don't you?
well ... come what may... merry christmas, mr. wayne.	Right.  Sure.  And "Peace on earth, good will toward men."
yes, i suppose that we did.	Well ... Come what may... Merry Christmas, Mr. Wayne.
i guess this mean we won.	Yes, I suppose that we did.
ah.  "who", may i ask, are you going "as"?	You'll never guess.
i'm tempted, but ... well ... it is an occasion for celebration, and ... umm ... selina will probably be there ...	Ah.  "Who", may I ask, are you going "as"?
mr. wayne ... a reminder:  tonight is that loathsome party, hosted by that odious mr. shreck.  may we rsvp in the resoundingly negative?	I'm tempted, but ... well ... it is an occasion for celebration, and ... umm ... Selina will probably be there ...
"affair" ... yes, maybe ... if she ...	I think I'll take the stairs.
selina ... more facets than vicki, huh?  funny, but sort of mysterious...	"Affair" ... yes, maybe ... if she ...
i will relay the message.	Alright, thanks.
'fraid i can't.  there's been a kidnapping ... tell selina ... ms. kyle ... that some business came up -- no, tell her some major deal fell through, she'll feel sorry ... no, no, here's what to do, just tell her ... let her know that i ... not in a dumb "be my girlfriend way," but --	I will relay the message.
which is why i hoped you'd snub him.	'Fraid I can't.  There's been a kidnapping ... Tell Selina ... Ms. Kyle ... that some business came up -- no, tell her some major deal fell through, she'll feel sorry ... No, no, here's what to do, just tell her ... let her know that I ... not in a dumb "Be my girlfriend way," but --
sorry, alfred, i have to get to the plaza.  you heard penguin, he was practically begging me to show.	Which is why I hoped you'd snub him.
i suppose you feel better now, sir.	No, actually I feel worse.
it's vichyssoise, sir.	Vichyssoise.  Supposed to be cold, right?
it's cold.	It's vichyssoise, sir.
mr. wayne ... something wrong?	No, nothing, ah ...  His parents ... I ... I hope he finds them.
don't be naive.  the law doesn't apply to people like him!  or us --	Wrong on both counts.
first you're gonna shut up.  then you're gonna turn yourself in.	Don't be naive.  The law doesn't apply to people like him!  Or us --
i tried to grab you -- save you --	Seems like every woman you try to save ends up dead, or deeply resentful.
you're the second man who killed me this week.  but hey, no prob ... i've got seven lives left.	I tried to grab you -- save you --
but a kiss can be even deadlier, if you mean it.	You're the second man who killed me this week.  But hey, no prob ... I've got seven lives left.
a kiss under the misteltoe. mistletoe can be deadly, if you eat it ...	But a kiss can be even deadlier, if you mean it.
hey stud:  i thought we had something together.	We do.
i can't sleep either, lately.  a little link, between us.  but bottom line baby, you live to preserve the peace, and i'm dying to disturb it.  that could put a strain on our relationship.	...four, five.
i just can't sleep at night. exploding department stores keep me up.  one ...	I can't sleep either, lately.  A little link, between us.  But bottom line baby, you live to preserve the peace, and I'm dying to disturb it.  That could put a strain on our relationship.
wow, a real response and you're not even trying to get into my tights. but explain me ... if you're so down on "them" out there, why bust your bat-buns to protect 'em?	I just can't sleep at night. Exploding department stores keep me up.  One ...
a "he-man"?  sure.  they shine that beacon in the sky, then wonder what hole i crawl out of.	Wow, a real response and you're not even trying to get into my tights. But explain me ... If you're so down on "them" out there, why bust your bat-buns to protect 'em?
hanging on every word.	Good joke.  Wanna hear another one?
as i was saying:  i'm a woman, and can't be taken for granted.  are you listening, you batman you?	Hanging on every word.
i'm -- sorry, i --	As I was saying:  I'm a woman, and can't be taken for granted.  Are you listening, you Batman you?
how could you?  i'm a woman...	I'm -- sorry, I --
"shreck's."  you --	How could you?  I'm a woman...
where's the fire?	"Shreck's."  You --
i think you're jealous that i'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!	Maybe you're right.
ah, the direct approach.  i admire that in a man with a mask.  but you don't really think you'll ever win, playing it your way ..?	Things change.
what're you really after?	Ah, the direct approach.  I admire that in a man with a mask.  But you don't really think you'll ever win, playing it your way ..?
better than you know, bat-boy.	What're you really after?
once you were their freak, now these clowns do your bidding. must feel pretty good.	Better than you know, Bat-boy.
things change.  hey, good to meet you.  we'll be working hand in glove in gotham's glorious future.	Once you were their freak, now these clowns do your bidding. Must feel pretty good.
you're not the mayor.	Things change.  Hey, good to meet you.  We'll be working hand in glove in Gotham's glorious future.
touring the riot scene.  gravely assessing the devastation. upstanding mayor stuff.	You're not the Mayor.
admiring your handiwork?	Touring the riot scene.  Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
... what do we do?	I don't know.  Till we figure it out, let's ... let's keep dancing.
a kiss under the mistletoe. mistletoe can be deadly, if you eat it ...	But a kiss can be even deadlier, if you mean ... it.
i don't know anymore, bruce ...	A kiss under the mistletoe. Mistletoe can be deadly, if you eat it ...
jesus, selina, you're not the judge <u>or</u> the jury... i mean, just who do you think you <u>are</u>?	I don't know anymore, Bruce ...
now don't give me a killing-max- won't-solve-anything speech, because it will.  aren't you tired of this sanctimonious robber baron always coming out on top?  when he should be six feet under?	Jesus, Selina, you're not the judge <u>or</u> the jury... I mean, just who do you think you <u>are</u>?
same here.  so why'd you come tonight?	You first.
guess i'm sick of wearing masks ...	Same here.  So why'd you come tonight?
y'mean take off our costumes?	Guess I'm sick of wearing masks ...
there's a big, comfy california king over in bedding.  what say we ...	Y'mean take off our costumes?
's'okay, i had to go home, feed my cat.	No hard feelings?
sorry about yesterday ... some big deal came together, no, fell through, and --	'S'okay, I had to go home, feed my cat.
nor i, on the second.	What're you doing three dates from now?
i, ah ... never fool around on the first date.	Nor I, on the second.
ah ... then you've come to the right lonely mansion.	I, ah ... never fool around on the first date.
it's the so-called "normal" guys who always let you down.  sickos never scare me.  at least they're commited.	Ah ... then you've come to the right lonely mansion.
if i said yes, then you might think me a norman bates, or a ted bundy type ... and then you might not let me kiss you.	It's the so-called "normal" guys who always let you down.  Sickos never scare me.  At least they're commited.
well?  was "vicki" right?  about your difficulty with duality?	If I said yes, then you might think me a Norman Bates, or a Ted Bundy type ... and then you might not let me kiss you.
sure.	Well?  Was "Vicki" right?  About your difficulty with duality?
photojournalist.	Sure.
"vicki."  ice-skater, or stewardess?	Photojournalist.
well ... how can i put this. there were two truths ... and she had trouble reconciling them. because <u>i</u> had trouble reconciling them.  vicki said.	"Vicki."  Ice-skater, or stewardess?
and the truth frightened her?	Well ... How can I put this. There were two truths ... and she had trouble reconciling them. Because <u>I</u> had trouble reconciling them.  Vicki said.
nope, i told her everything.	And the truth frightened her?
what went wrong?  hang on, i think i know ... you kept things from her.	Nope, I told her everything.
had one.  didn't work.	What went wrong?  Hang on, I think I know ... You kept things from her.
executive assistant.  secretary.  girlfriend?	Had one.  Didn't work.
somewhat like the lonesome secretary syndrome, i'd suppose.	Executive Assistant.  Secretary.  Girlfriend?
i'm sure he's wonderful company and all, but ... doesn't the gold- plated bachelor bit get a little ... stale?	Somewhat like the lonesome secretary syndrome, I'd suppose.
... and me.  no, that's be me and me.  is that what i said?	Yes and no...
"we"?  you and...	... and me.  No, that's be me and me.  Is that what I said?
... maybe i'll watch it on tv.	"We"?  You and...
yeah?  me too...	... Maybe I'll watch it on TV.
well, i'm... braver at night, if that's what you mean...	Yeah?  Me too...
no darker than yours, bruce.	Well, I'm... braver at night, if that's what you mean...
you've got a dark side, selina kyle.	No darker than yours, Bruce.
i detest violence, but ... christmas complacency can be a downer, too.	You've got a dark side, Selina Kyle.
you almost sound enthusiastic.	I detest violence, but ... Christmas complacency can be a downer, too.
-- and it's gonna be a hot time in the cold town tonight.	You almost sound enthusiastic.
i wouldn't be caught dead.  no, it's probably how i would be caught.  the mayor stupidly took cobblepot's bait --	-- and it's gonna be a hot time in the cold town tonight.
you're not coming to that, are you?  "the relighting of the tree" thing?	I wouldn't be caught dead.  No, it's probably how I would be caught.  The Mayor stupidly took Cobblepot's bait --
i heard on tv, "catwoman is thought to weigh 140 pounds."  how do these hacks <u>sleep</u> at night?	You're not coming to that, are you?  "The Relighting of the Tree" thing?
and it's not even accurate ... i mean, "batman blows it"?  the guy probably prevented <u>millions</u> in property damage.	I heard on TV, "Catwoman is thought to weigh 140 pounds."  How do these hacks <u>sleep</u> at night?
the news these days ... weird. people looking to superheroes for their peace of mind, and blaming their problems on super-villains ... instead of themselves, or their spouses at least.	And it's not even accurate ... I mean, "Batman Blows It"?  The guy probably prevented <u>millions</u> in property damage.
i don't see how ... anyway, it's a treat to find you out in the world, away from ebeneezer shreck.	Treat to be here.
scare me?  no, actually, i was just scaring myself ...	I don't see how ... Anyway, it's a treat to find you out in the world, away from Ebeneezer Shreck.
selina.  hi.  didn't mean to --	Scare me?  No, actually, I was just scaring myself ...
i, ah ... didn't catch your last name.	Oh.  "Kyle."
pouring myself into my work.	I, ah ... didn't catch your last name.
i'm listed.	I'm tempted.
well, i could ... free up some time...	I'm listed.
well that's a ... long story ...	Well, I could ... free up some time...
no.  and you don't seem like the type who takes orders from him.	Well that's a ... long story ...
you don't seem like the type who does business with mr. shreck.	No.  And you don't seem like the type who takes orders from him.
didn't i say that?	Yes and no ...
you mean mistook <u>me</u>?	Didn't I say that?
sorry.  i mistook me for somebody else.	You mean mistook <u>me</u>?
have we?	Sorry.  I mistook me for somebody else.
we've met.	Have we?
it does to me.	Yawn.
i am the light of this city.  <u>and</u> i am its mean, twisted soul.  does it really matter who's the "mayor"?	It does to me.
course you're feeling fine ... you almost made a monster the mayor of gotham city.	I am the light of this city.  <u>And</u> I am its mean, twisted soul.  Does it really matter who's the "mayor"?
ingenious costume.  let me guess ... trust-fund goody-goody?	Course you're feeling fine ... You almost made a monster the Mayor of Gotham City.
what happened?	Yes, did -- did you injure yourself on that ski slope?  Is that why you cut short your vacation and came back?
"oswald" is linked to the red triangle gang.  i can't prove it but we both know it's true.	Wayne, I'll not stand for mud- slinging in this office.  If my assistant were here, she'd already have escorted you out, to --
scared of oswald, are you?  why, if his parents hadn't eighty- sixed him you two might've been roomies, at prep school!	"Oswald" is linked to the Red Triangle Gang.  I can't prove it but we both know it's true.
not compared to that "cobblepot" person you're promoting...	Scared of Oswald, are you?  Why, if his parents hadn't eighty- sixed him you two might've been roomies, at prep school!
i'm not scared of you, max.	Not compared to that "Cobblepot" person you're promoting...
mayors come and go.  and heirs tire easily.  really think a flyweight like you could last fifteen rounds with muhammed shreck.	I'm not scared of you, Max.
max, i'm gonna fight you on this. the mayor and i have already spoken and we see eye to eye here.  so --	Mayors come and go.  And heirs tire easily.  Really think a flyweight like you could last fifteen rounds with Muhammed Shreck.
if my life has had any meaning, that's the meaning.	Max, I'm gonna fight you on this. The Mayor and I have already spoken and we see eye to eye here.  So --
i'd offer you coffee, but my assistant is using her vacation time.	Good time, too.  Everyone but the bandits seem to be slacking off till after New Years'.
weird, huh?	I'd offer you coffee, but my assistant is using her vacation time.
no.  no glass on the inside.	Weird, huh?
damn those carny bolsheviks the other night, throwing bricks at my windows --	No.  No glass on the inside.
hmm.  primitive ventilation.	Damn those Carny bolsheviks the other night, throwing bricks at my windows --
you killed me, batman killed me, penguin killed me.  three lives down.  got enough bullets to finish me off?	One way to find out?
was.	You killed me, Batman killed me, Penguin killed me.  Three lives down.  Got enough bullets to finish me off?
he <u>is</u> batman, you moron.	Was.
selina!  selina kyle!?  you're fired!  and bruce -- bruce wayne! why are you dressed up as batman?	He <u>is</u> Batman, you moron.
sorry, max.  a die for a die.	Either you've caught a cold, or you're planning to kill me.
let's make a deal.  <u>other</u> than my blood, what can i off--	Sorry, Max.  A die for a die.
a half-pint.  i'm talking gallons.	Let's make a deal.  <u>Other</u> than my blood, what can I off--
my blood?  i ... i gave at the office.	A half-pint.  I'm talking gallons.
your blood, max.	My blood?  I ... I gave at the office.
i don't know what you want, but i know i can get it for you with a minimum of fuss.  money, jewels, a very big ball of string...	Your blood, Max.
me, domesticated?  by you?  i doubt it!  you repulsive... awful... <u>penguin</u>.	The name is Oswald Cobblepot.
did i?  only 'cause my mom trained me to, with a man... any man, all men --  corn dog!	Me, domesticated?  By you?  I doubt it!  You repulsive... awful... <u>penguin</u>.
i oughta have you spayed!  you sent out all the signals!	Did I?  Only 'cause my mom trained me to, with a man... any man, all men --  Corn dog!
i wouldn't touch you to scratch you.	I oughta have you spayed!  You sent out all the signals!
let's consummate our fiendish union!	I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.
well, a plan <u>is</u> forming ... a vicious one, involving the loss of innocent life ...	I want in.  The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all ... dirty.  Maybe I'll give myself a bath right here ...
he napalmed my arm.  he knocked me off a building just when i was starting to feel good about myself. i want to play an integral part in his degradation.	Well, a plan <u>is</u> forming ... A vicious one, involving the loss of innocent life ...
you're off the hook, ozzie.  but batman is decidedly <u>not</u>.	He napalmed my arm.  He knocked me off a building just when I was starting to feel good about myself. I want to play an integral part in his degradation.
thanks.  jeez.  not used to this man-woman, cat-mouse business. generally the babes flock to me, i tell 'em take a number.	You're off the hook, Ozzie.  But Batman is decidedly <u>not</u>.
y'mean frame him?	You're quick.  Mayor Cobblepot.
he'd have more power as a martyr. no, to destroy batman we must first turn him into what he hates most.  meaning, us.	Y'mean frame him?
we're gonna disassemble his spiffy old batmobile, then reassemble it as an h-bomb on wheels.  capiche? yesterday's victor is tomorrow's vapor.	He'd have more power as a martyr. No, to destroy Batman we must first turn him into what he hates most.  Meaning, us.
oh, him again.  he's already history -- check it out.	We're gonna disassemble his spiffy old Batmobile, then reassemble it as an H-bomb on wheels.  Capiche? Yesterday's victor is tomorrow's vapor.
i have but one pet cause, today: ban the bat.	Oh, him again.  He's already history -- check it out.
are you perchance a registered voter?  i'm also a mayoral prospect.	I have but one pet cause, today: Ban The Bat.
batman.  the thorn in both our sides, the fly in our ointment.	Huh?  You're implying I'm some kinda psycho criminal?
appetite for destruction? contempt for the czars of fashion? wait don't tell me ... naked sexual charisma?	Batman.  The thorn in both our sides, the fly in our ointment.
down, oswald.  we have to talk.  you see we've got something in common.	Appetite for destruction? Contempt for the czars of fashion? Wait don't tell me ... Naked sexual charisma?
i'll warm ya!  i got hot mitts --!	Down, Oswald.  We have to talk.  You see we've got something in common.
you buy this "blurry" business?	Women... nothing surprises me, Chip. Excepting your late mother... Who even knew Selina had a brain to damage?  Bottom line:  she tries to blackmail us, we drop her out a higher window.  Meanwhile I got badder fish to fry.  Yeah -- Oswald, please.
yes.  <u>yes</u>.  boyfriend trouble ..?	PMS.
she jumped.  she'd been depressed.	Yes.  <u>Yes</u>.  Boyfriend trouble ..?
i ... it was terrible, i leaned over, and accidentally knocked her, out --	She jumped.  She'd been depressed.
son!	Dad!  Save yourself!
but who could've ... no, don't say it.	My lips are sealed.
well, um... funny thing, your penguins... they're not responding to the launch command.  fact they're kind of turned around now... like someone jammed our signal...	But who could've ... no, don't say it.
silent night, violent night...	All is shrill, all is blight...
... eight, seven...	Silent night, violent night...
the christmas eve of destruction -- !	... eight, seven...
ten, nine...	The Christmas Eve of Destruction -- !
i'm the one you want!  penguin, please!  ask yourself:  isn't it max shreck who manipulated and betrayed you?  isn't it max, not chip, whom you want to see immersed up to his eyeballs in raw sewage?	Okay, you have a point.  Plus, the hysterics are getting on my nerves.
i don't.  so, no.	I'm the one you want!  Penguin, please!  Ask yourself:  Isn't it Max Shreck who manipulated and betrayed you?  Isn't it Max, not Chip, whom you want to see immersed up to his eyeballs in raw sewage?
not chip!  please!  penguin ... if you have one iota of human feeling, you'll take me instead.	I don't.  So, no.
you're coming with me, you great white dope!  to die, way down in the sewer!	Not Chip!  Please!  Penguin ... If you have one iota of human feeling, you'll take me instead.
max!  relax!  josh and jen'll put a spin on this.  we'll talk it over tonight, at your costume par--	I think you'd feel out of place at my party.  You see, it's for winners.
he didn't even lose a limb, an eyeball ... bladder control ..	Point is, listen to them.  They've lost faith in old symbols. They're ready to bond with you, the icon of the future.  If it works, don't fix it...
reclaim my birthright, y'mean?	Imagine:  You'll have the ear of the media.  Access to captains of industry.  Unlimited poon- tang ...
sidetracked?  oswald, this is your chance to fulfill a destiny that your parents carelessly discarded ...	Reclaim my birthright, y'mean?
i got my own ... <u>quest</u> to pursue up here.  it's crucial i not get sidetracked, with some silly ...	Sidetracked?  Oswald, this is your chance to fulfill a destiny that your parents carelessly discarded ...
... want 'em to go apeshit.  nutso. ballistic ... do permanent damage to little old ladies.  loot, pillage, annoy people in a big way ...  <u>sounds</u> fun.  but i ...	I got my own ... <u>quest</u> to pursue up here.  It's crucial I not get sidetracked, with some silly ...
precisely.  but they must come and go via the plumbing ducts that i've provided.  that shall be as sacred as the separation between church and state.	... Want 'em to go apeshit.  Nutso. Ballistic ... Do permanent damage to little old ladies.  Loot, pillage, annoy people in a big way ...  <u>Sounds</u> fun.  But I ...
that's fine, oswald.  but to get the mayor recalled, we still need a catalyst, a trigger, an incident. like the reichstag fire, the gulf of tonkin.	"You're doin' great, Mayor Cobblepot."  "Your table is ready, Mayor Cobblepot."  "I need you, Oswald.  I need you now.  That's the biggest parasol I ever --"
a platform?  lemme see ... stop global warming.  start global cooling.  make the world a colder place.  <u>frigid</u> ...	That's fine, Oswald.  But to get the Mayor recalled, we still need a catalyst, a trigger, an incident. Like the Reichstag fire, the Gulf of Tonkin.
oswald:  we need one more thing.	A platform?  Lemme see ... Stop global warming.  Start global cooling.  Make the world a colder place.  <u>Frigid</u> ...
i could teach her my "french flipper" trick...	Oswald:  We need one more thing.
we need signatures.  to overturn the ballot.  i can supply those, oswald.	I could teach her my "French flipper" trick...
wonder if it's worth my time.	We need signatures.  To overturn the ballot.  I can supply those, Oswald.
yes, adulation is a cross to bear. god knows <u>i</u> know.  but someone's got to supplant our standing-in- the-way-of-progress mayor and don't deny it, mr. cobblepot, you've got the magic!	Max, elections happen in November. Is this not late December, or have I inhaled too much swamp gas in my time?
bu ... wh ... i ... i mean ...	Yes, adulation is a cross to bear. God knows <u>I</u> know.  But someone's got to supplant our standing-in- the-way-of-progress Mayor and don't deny it, Mr. Cobblepot, you've got the magic!
don't look, oswald.  it's a surprise.	A big bag of fan mail?  Filthy lucre?  Wait don't tell me ... Is it a broad?
you know what, mr. ... penguin-sir? i think perhaps i could help orchestrate a little welcome-home scenario for you.  and once we're both back home, perhaps we can help each other out ...	You won't regret this, Mr. Shreck.
a lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference.  by the way, how's fred adkins, your old partner?	Fred.  Fred?  He's ... actually he's been on an extended vacation, and --
if there were such documents -- and that is not an admission -- i would have seen to it they were shredded.	A lot of tape and a little patience make all the difference.  By the way, how's Fred Adkins, your old partner?
what about the documents that prove you own half the firetraps in gotham?	If there were such documents -- and that is not an admission -- I would have seen to it they were shredded.
yawn.  that coulda come from anywhere.	What about the documents that prove you own half the firetraps in Gotham?
most of all, i want to find out who i am.  by finding my parents. learning my "human" name.  simple stuff that the good people of gotham take for granted.	And exactly <u>why</u> am <u>I</u> gonna help <u>you</u>?
no, just give you a splitting headache.	Well it's not working.
what, is that supposed to "hypnotize" me?	No, just give you a splitting headache.
my god ... it's true.  the penguin- man of the sewers ... please, don't h--	Quiet, Max.  What do you think, this is a conversation?
actually this is all just a bad dream.  you're home in bed. heavily sedated, resting comfortably, and dying from the carcinogens you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. tragic irony or poetic justice? you tell me.	My god ... it's true.  The Penguin- Man of the sewers ... Please, don't h--
i damn well better be.  in fact i want you to phone those goniffs over at gotham insurance and tell them --	Actually I have to split.  Take a "personal day."  You don't mind? Max, you're tops.
morning, max.  bummer about the store.  you insured?	I damn well better be.  In fact I want you to phone those goniffs over at Gotham Insurance and tell them --
that's my name, maximillions. don't wear it out, babe, or i'll make you buy me a new one.	Uh, Selina, this is, uh, Bruce Wayne.
selina?!  selina ... selina ...	That's my name, Maximillions. Don't wear it out, babe, or I'll make you buy me a new one.
okay, go ahead.  intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big.  i mean, it's not like you can just kill me.	Actually, it's a lot like that.
i must protect my interests, ms. kyle.  and interest number one, is <u>moi</u>.	Okay, go ahead.  Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big.  I mean, it's not like you can just kill me.
it's our secret.  honest.  how can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?	I must protect my interests, Ms. Kyle.  And Interest Number One, is <u>moi</u>.
too good?	It's our secret.  Honest.  How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
and a very, very good one.	Too good?
i'm no cat.  i'm just an assistant. a <u>secretary</u> --	And a very, very good one.
... where did curiosity get the cat?	I'm no cat.  I'm just an assistant. A <u>secretary</u> --
big giant <u>capacitor</u>.  and that, instead of generating power it'll sort of be --  -- <u>sucking</u> power, from gotham city, and storing it ... stockpiling it, sort of?  which, unless i'm being dense, is a novel approach, i'd say.	And who ... would you say this <u>to</u>?
well i figured that your password was "finster."  your pomeranian. and it was.  and it's all very interesting, though a bit on the technical side, i mean about how the power plant is a power plant in name only since in fact it's gonna be one big giant...	Big giant <u>capacitor</u>.  And that, instead of generating power it'll sort of be --  -- <u>sucking</u> power, from Gotham City, and storing it ... stockpiling it, sort of?  Which, unless I'm being dense, is a novel approach, I'd say.
why, how industrious.  and how did you open protected files, may i ask?	Well I figured that your password was "Finster."  Your Pomeranian. And it was.  And it's all very interesting, though a bit on the technical side, I mean about how the power plant is a power plant in name only since in fact it's gonna be one big giant...
no, i am.  yes, i'm boning up for your bruce wayne meeting in the morning.  i pulled all the files on the proposed power plant, and mr. wayne's hoped-for investment... i've studied up on all of it ... i even opened the protected files and --	Why, how industrious.  And how did you open protected files, may I ask?
working late?  i'm touched.	No, I am.  Yes, I'm boning up for your Bruce Wayne meeting in the morning.  I pulled all the files on the proposed power plant, and Mr. Wayne's hoped-for investment... I've studied up on all of it ... I even opened the protected files and --
in spirit only, i'm afraid.	The boys need help.
uncle alfred?	In spirit only, I'm afraid.
what is it?	It is the hearts of two good men whom I have had the honor of calling son.  Take it, child.  But I implore you, never open it.  You look so like your mother.
find my brother wilfred.  give him this.  i have duties he must fulfill in my stead.  only family can be trusted.	What is it?
i came to give you your freedom, a chance to live the life you choose. the same gift you gave me.	I have been part of the greatest adventure ever know.  I have found purpose here, and the family I could never have.
too late for what, dear child?	I came to give you your freedom, a chance to live the life you choose. The same gift you gave me.
i'm sorry.  i was too late.	Too late for what, dear child?
it's good to see you again, uncle. i've missed you.	As I've missed you.  Sleep well, child.
i have been trying to reach wilfred with no success.  as one grows older, one yearns for family.	It's good to see you again, Uncle. I've missed you.
i guess they don't have fax machines on elephants.	I have been trying to reach Wilfred with no success.  As one grows older, one yearns for family.
you came to tuck me in.  that's quite a switch.  i am looking for my brother, wilfred. he is first butler to the maharajah of mirajanpore.  but mirajanpore is a floating court, it travels across india, so wilfred can be rather difficult to find.	I guess they don't have fax machines on elephants.
i'm sorry, uncle, i came to tuck you in.  and...	You came to tuck me in.  That's quite a switch.  I am looking for my brother, Wilfred. He is first butler to the Maharajah of Mirajanpore.  But Mirajanpore is a floating court, it travels across India, so Wilfred can be rather difficult to find.
you certainly will not.	Oh no, those things frighten me.
uncle alfred left for america.  much to my mother's dismay -	Eventually she married a young physician.
joanna and i were in love in london. but when i realized our age difference was too extreme -	Uncle Alfred left for America.  Much to my mother's dismay -
how long has it been, uncle alfred?	Ten years.  Barbara isn't really me niece, sir. She's Joanna Clark's daughter.
alfred, are you...?	Rather disappointed at how poorly I taught you proper housekeeping.  And quite well, it seems.  Thanks to you, son.  Thanks to you all.
what is it?	It appears, sir, that someone has stolen the batsignal.
glandular secretions from animals. scents that create powerful emotions.  fear.  rage...	Passion.  Of course.  Find the photo of Ivy after the flower ball.
pheromones?	Glandular secretions from animals. Scents that create powerful emotions.  Fear.  Rage...
advanced botany.  dna splicing. recombinant animal plant patterns. pheromone extractions.	Pheromones?
pamela isley.  i was so attracted to her i couldn't reason clearly.  i still can't.  she used to work for wayne enterprises.  find a file.	Coming on line now, sir.
specify, please.	Pamela Isley.  I was so attracted to her I couldn't reason clearly.  I still can't.  She used to work for Wayne Enterprises.  Find a file.
first ivy had an intoxicating effect on both dick and me.  tonight my feelings spread to someone else.	Specify, please.
that, sir, does not compute.	First Ivy had an intoxicating effect on both Dick and me.  Tonight my feelings spread to someone else.
women.	That, sir, does not compute.
what seems to be the problem?	Women.
it's good to see you.	What seems to be the problem?
alfred, old friend, i could use your help right now.	Right here, sir.
i love you, old man.	Remember this.  And remember it always.  I'm proud of you.  And I love you too, son.
everyone dies, master bruce.  there's no defeat in that.  victory comes in fighting for what we know is right while we still live.	I love you, old man.
i've spent my whole life trying to beat back death.  what good are all my heroics now if i can't save you?	Everyone dies, Master Bruce.  There's no defeat in that.  Victory comes in fighting for what we know is right while we still live.
alfred, if i've never told you...i just want to say...	Yes?
not all heroes wear masks.	Alfred, if I've never told you...I just want to say...
attending to heroes?  no sir.  my only regret is that i was never able to be out there with you.	Not all heroes wear masks.
have you ever regretted your life working here, alfred?	Attending to heroes?  No sir.  My Only regret is that I was never able to be out there with you.
i've seen the best doctors--! a gentleman does not discuss his health.  it's not civilized.  i hope i've taught you at least that much, young man.	Have you ever regretted your life working here, Alfred?
alfred, i know you're sick -- i can get you the best doctors.	I've seen the best doctors--! A gentleman does not discuss his health.  It's not civilized.  I hope I've taught you at least that much, young man.
i am as well as can be expected.	Alfred, I know you're sick -- I can get you the best doctors.
but i can't can i?	No, my boy.  I'm afraid none of us can.
why, yes, actually.  death and chance stole your parents.  but rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates.  for what is batman if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world, an attempt to control death itself.	But I can't can I?
alfred, am i pigheaded?  is it always my way or the highway?	Why, yes, actually.  Death and chance stole your parents.  But rather than become a victim, you have done everything in your power to control the fates.  For what is Batman if not an effort to master the chaos that sweeps our world, an attempt to control death itself.
is there something wrong, sir?	Alfred, am I pigheaded?  Is it always my way or the highway?
thanks.	Is there something wrong, sir?
congratulations on your apprehension of mr. freeze.  batman monopolized the evening news.	Thanks.
oh, but, sir.  so much goes on-	Don't be silly, Alfred. After all, she's family.
well, i hope you'll stay with us.	There's a lovely inn just down --
you have?	Secrets are a virtual prerequisite in this house, don't you think?
i must have dozed off.  my sincerest apologies, sir.	No apology necessary.  That's the first time in thirty years.
don't tell me you're on his side. again.	Despite all your talents, you are still a novice in the ways of family. Dick follows the same ends as you but gets there by his own course.  You must learn to trust him.  For that is the nature of family.
perhaps the truth is you don't really trust anyone.	Don't tell me you're on his side. Again.
he's over-eager, impulsive.  i can't trust him not to get hurt.	Perhaps the truth is you don't really trust anyone.
hey, i'm the one who kicked ivy's botanical butt.  personally.  me.  i did.	You are going back to school.
sometimes counting on someone else is the only way to win.	Hey, I'm the one who kicked Ivy's botanical butt.  Personally.  Me.  I did.
their new computer sciences division.  how did you know?	I recognized the accent.
oxbridge academy?	Their new computer sciences division.  How did you know?
i'm on break from-	Oxbridge Academy?
alfred's happy here.	Happy.  You honestly don't know, do you? You can't even see what's in front of your own eyes.
paying someone to prepare your meals and do your laundry and clean your dishes, you call that family?	Alfred's happy here.
alfred and bruce are like family.	Paying someone to prepare your meals and do your laundry and clean your dishes, you call that family?
servants, masters, it's  ridiculous. alfred is the sweetest, most noble man alive and he's subjugated all his life and dreams to someone else.	Alfred and Bruce are like family.
what are you talking about?	Servants, Masters, it's  ridiculous. Alfred is the sweetest, most noble man alive and he's subjugated all his life and dreams to someone else.
alfred has supported me my whole life.  now i'm going to pay him back. i'm going to liberate him from his dismal life of servitude.	What are you talking about?
just don't tell me you're hoping to run away and join the circus.	Alfred has supported me my whole life.  Now I'm going to pay him back. I'm going to liberate him from his dismal life of servitude.
street racing isn't exactly an acceptable major at oxbridge.  they kicked me out.  it doesn't matter. i've won enough money to do what i've always dreamed.	Just don't tell me you're hoping to run away and join the circus.
you'd be surprised.	Street racing isn't exactly an acceptable major at Oxbridge.  They kicked me out.  it doesn't matter. I've won enough money to do what I've always dreamed.
i started racing after my parents died.  there was something about the speed, the danger, that took me out of myself, that made the hurt go away.  you wouldn't understand.	You'd be surprised.
hey, what's your problem?	I guess, the truth is I'm just not comfortable with the idle rich.  Even when they try to act like heroes.
of course, dick grayson, ward of the fabulously wealthy bruce wayne. why would you need a few hundred dollars?	Hey, what's your problem?
keep it.	Of course, Dick Grayson, ward of the fabulously wealthy Bruce Wayne. Why would you need a few hundred dollars?
this is to replace the bike i lost. i'll get you the rest.	Keep it.
whatever you say, lady.  it's all in a day's work for me.	This is to replace the bike I lost. I'll get you the rest.
i could have made it, you know.  i didn't need your help.	Whatever you say, lady.  It's all in a day's work for me.
al's main squeeze.  is she here?  i'm about to scrape the bottom of my shoe off my tongue, right?	My parents were killed in an auto accident ten years ago.  Alfred has been supporting me ever since.
please be looking for me.	I'm so sorry to trouble you, but-
damn?  damn is not good.	Those targeting mirrors are frozen. The sun beam won't work.
it'll take the satellites about a minute to re-align, but...damn!	Damn?  Damn is not good.
what exactly are you doing?	I don't know.  It just feels right.
pow!  what!  kazow!	What exactly are you doing?
be ready for anything.	Pow!  What!  Kazow!
i'm afraid to ask.	Be ready for anything.
crimefighter's rule number two.	I'm afraid to ask.
crimefighter's rule number one: never say that.	Why?
this is easy.	Crimefighter's rule number one: never say that.
youwsa!  nothing but air.	Batgirl, Baatgirl, Baatgirl.
alpha.  got it.  what the hell is attack plan alpha?	Divide and conquer.
go on, kill me too.  just as you killed my wife.	I didn't kill your wife.
you're loosing your cool	I think not.  There'll be no hot time in this old town tonight.  You'll get a charge out of this.
mr. bane, i'll finish off the city. you, as they say in showbiz, are on.  take the boys and kill the kids. but bring me the bat.	We have eleven minutes to stop Freeze And thaw the city.
after you have frozen, your icy tomb will plummet back to gotham.	Freeze, you're mad.  This capsule will slaughter thousands.
you were a great scientist once. don't squander your genius on evil.	I hate being lectured.
winded, old timer?	Don't make me kill you in front of the girl.
if we could relay the sunlight-	From the other side of the equator-
no sign of the snowman.	Maybe he melted.
i guess we'll just have to kill her.	Kill her later.  We've got work to do.
she knows who we are.	I guess we'll just have to kill her.
we gotta get those locks changed.	She knows who we are.
why is she so desperate to kiss us? i'm betting her lips are poison.	A poison kiss?  You have some real issues with women, you know that?  You just couldn't stand that she was about to kiss me.  Couldn't stand that something might be mine and not yours.  Could you?!
what are you talking about?	Why is she so desperate to kiss us? I'm betting her lips are poison.
remember the victim at the airport. toxins introduced through the mouth.	What are you talking about?
no beauty...	Just the beast.
no.  her case is too advanced.  but maybe, someday, with more research-	No beauty...
can he save her?	No.  Her case is too advanced.  But maybe, someday, with more research-
she's still alive.  he's adapted his freezing technology to reverse mcgregor's syndrome.  he's even found a cure for the early stages of the disease.	Can he save her?
open sesame...chicken.	She's still alive.  He's adapted his freezing technology to reverse McGregor's Syndrome.  He's even found a cure for the early stages of the disease.
how did you...?	Open Sesame...Chicken.
definitely.	How did you...?
umm-hmmmm.	Definitely.
me too.  great stems, though.	Umm-hmmmm.
i'm totally over her.  positively.	Me too.  Great stems, though.
bad, yes.  guy, no.  this is one majorly beautiful evil person.	I'm totally over her.  Positively.
i can't believe we were fighting over a  bad guy.	Bad, yes.  Guy, no.  This is one majorly beautiful evil person.
i know.  the feeling just vanished.	I can't believe we were fighting over a  bad guy.
she's definitely part of this.  it's weird, for a while ivy was all i could think about.  but then...	I know.  The feeling just vanished.
pull back.  you can't make the jump.	I can make it.
you don't have two million.  three million - -	I'll borrow it from you.  Four million - -
you think freeze will take the bait?	He'll be here.
watch the first step.	Surf's up.
i thought you were going to stay in the museum and round up the thugs.	How about, nice to see you?  Glad you're here to save my life.
i was just hanging around.	I thought you were going to stay in the museum and round up the thugs.
of course.  he's going to steal the giant white diamond.	No, Robin.  He's going to jail.
the new antiquities exhibit.  the second sun of the sudan.	Of course.  He's going to steal the giant white diamond.
the batcomputer tracks him heading for the gotham museum.	The new antiquities exhibit.  The Second Sun of the Sudan.
mr. freeze.	The batcomputer tracks him heading for the Gotham Museum.
... a giant drilling truck burrowing under the city ...	Mr. Freeze.
this is all about fashion for you, isn't it?	It's the gear.  Chicks love the gear.
nightwing.  scourge of darkest evil.	This is all about fashion for you, isn't it?
nice suit.  and today you are?	Nightwing.  Scourge of darkest evil.
i can't.  but perhaps tonight, over dinner...i've just had an opening.	Maybe your witless playboy persona works on every bimbo du jour but I am not the least bit titillated by your attentions.  So back off or I'll have you in court quicker than you can spell sexual harassment.  Got me?
physical perfection, charm and wealth tossed over for a dowdy spinster. how do you explain your behavior?	I can't.  But perhaps tonight, over dinner...I've just had an opening.
tell me, billionaire, would you warm faster to my pleas if i looked more like ms. january here?	Although the Wayne Foundation is hosting the event, sadly I will be unable to attend.  Thank you all.  Good day, Doctor.
acceptable losses in a battle to save the planet.	People come first, Dr. Isley.
your intentions are noble, but no diesel fuel for heat.  no coolants to preserve food.  millions would die of cold and hunger alone.	Acceptable losses in a battle to save the planet.
forget the stars.  look here, at the earth, our mother, our womb.  she deserves our loyalty and protection. and yet you spoil her lands, poison her oceans, blacken her skies. you're killing her.	Your intentions are noble, but no diesel fuel for heat.  No coolants to preserve food.  Millions would die of cold and hunger alone.
i have here a proposal showing how wayne enterprises can immediately cease all actions that toxify our environment.	Forget the stars.  Look here, at the Earth, our mother, our womb.  She deserves our loyalty and protection. And yet you spoil her lands, poison her oceans, blacken her skies. You're killing her.
that lab was consumed by fire last week.  how did you manage to escape?	I have here a proposal showing how Wayne Enterprises can immediately cease all actions that toxify our environment.
i see you knew him.	That lab was consumed by fire last week.  how did you manage to escape?
we cut our support.  a conflict of ideologies.  dr. woodrue was a lunatic.	I see you knew him.
actually, i already work for you. or did.  your arboreal preservation project in south america.	We cut our support.  A conflict of ideologies.  Dr. Woodrue was a lunatic.
what can i do for you, doctor?  a research grant?  a hospital wing?	Actually, I already work for you. Or did.  Your arboreal preservation project in South America.
dr. pamela isley.	What can I do for you, Doctor?  A research grant?  A hospital wing?
they're overly protective.  you're not going to hurt me are you, ms...	Dr. Pamela Isley.
well...um...her.	You were right.  I get it.  You're not the marrying kind.  You've made your point.  Goodbye Bruce Wayne.
make a choice, bruce.  her or me.	Well...um...her.
dr. isley.  it was like i could feel you in the room.  you're...enchanting. gorgeous.  the most beautiful woman i've ever seen.  if you're..um... free...this evening.	Bruce?  What are you doing?
you just called me ivy.  who's ivy?	I wish I knew.
what?	You just called me Ivy.  Who's Ivy?
who's ivy?	What?
i'm betting on you.  you'll make someone a good husband one day. but i can't wait around forever. don't answer now.  just think it over.  here's some food for thought.	Who's Ivy?
i wouldn't bet on that.	I'm betting on you.  You'll make someone a good husband one day. But I can't wait around forever. Don't answer now.  Just think it over.  Here's some food for thought.
but there's nothing you've done under the cover of darkness i couldn't learn to understand.	I wouldn't bet on that.
wild doesn't exactly cover it.	But there's nothing you've done under the cover of darkness I couldn't learn to understand.
i know you're a dedicated bachelor. that you've had a your wild nights.	Wild doesn't exactly cover it.
julie, i'm not the marrying kind. there are things about me you wouldn't understand.	I know you're a dedicated bachelor. That you've had a your wild nights.
we've been going out over a year now and...okay, here goes.  bruce, i want to spend my life with you.	Julie, I'm not the marrying kind. There are things about me you wouldn't understand.
what?  i'm sorry.  you were saying...	We've been going out over a year now and...Okay, here goes.  Bruce, I want to spend my life with you.
you're not even listening to me.	What?  I'm sorry.  You were saying...
and?	Can I get some help over here?
umm.  what i mean is...no plans at the moment...	But soon...
no!?	Umm.  What I mean is...no plans at the moment...
one question.  when batgirl and i rolled off the telescope, how come you didn't try and save us? it was the first time i fell and you weren't there to catch me.	I knew you could handle it.
you'd say anything to keep me away from her.  to keep her for yourself.	You once said to me that being part of a team means trusting your partner.  That sometimes counting on someone else is the only way to win.  DO you remember?
she wants to kill you.	You'd say anything to keep me away from her.  To keep her for yourself.
is that it, bruce?  i'm under some magic spell?	She wants to kill you.
she's infected us with some kind of pheromone extract-	Is that it, Bruce?  I'm under some magic spell?
and she did it all for me.  for love.	She's infected us with some kind of pheromone extract-
her name is pamela isley.  i saw her talking to gordon.  she must have stolen his keys, altered the signal-	And she did it all for me.  For love.
that's no batlight, it's a birdcall.	Her name is Pamela Isley.  I saw her talking to Gordon.  She must have stolen his keys, altered the signal-
she's clouded your mind.  you're not thinking straight.	Oh but I am.  For the first time in a long time.  I'm through living in your shadow.  All that ends right now.
hail the all-knowing bruce wayne. here's what i know, she loves me, not you and it's driving you crazy. it's why you stopped us from kissing. because if you can't have her, nobody can.	She's clouded your mind.  You're not thinking straight.
yes!  yes, i want her so badly i can taste it.  that's the whole point. look at us.  orphans.  isolated. obsessed to the exclusion of life, love, family.  we're perfect targets. she's done something to us, got us fighting over her somehow.	Hail the all-knowing Bruce Wayne. Here's what I know, she loves me, Not you and it's driving you crazy. It's why you stopped us from kissing. Because if you can't have her, nobody can.
or what?  no one can capture ivy but the big bad bat.  crap!  you just want her for yourself.  don't you?  answer me, damn it!	Yes!  Yes, I want her so badly I can taste it.  That's the whole point. Look at us.  Orphans.  Isolated. Obsessed to the exclusion of life, love, family.  We're perfect targets. She's done something to us, got us fighting over her somehow.
dick, don't push me right now.	Or what?  No one can capture Ivy but the big bad Bat.  Crap!  You just want her for yourself.  Don't you?  Answer me, damn it!
like hell you do.	Dick, don't push me right now.
i'm late for the dedication.  then i go after freeze and ivy.  alone.	Like hell you do.
i checked the medical database.  no one else is even close.	I'm late for the dedication.  Then I go after Freeze and Ivy.  Alone.
yes.  but alfred's condition is less severe.  freeze's research says he cured a case like alfred's.  it just doesn't say how.	I checked the medical database.  No one else is even close.
mcgregor's syndrome.  that's what freeze's wife had.	Yes.  But Alfred's condition is less severe.  Freeze's research says he cured a case like Alfred's.  It just doesn't say how.
talk to him, bruce.  there's nothing worse than losing someone without telling them how you feel.	I'm scared, Dick.  Maybe for the first time in my life.  I'm really scared.
you know alfred.  he'd never say anything.  but i can tell.  until you came along, alfred was the only family i ever had.  without him, i don't know how i would have survived.  he saved my life, dick.  and i've never told him.	Talk to him, Bruce.  There's nothing worse than losing someone without telling them how you feel.
but he's never said a word-	You know Alfred.  He'd never say Anything.  But I can tell.  Until you came along, Alfred was the only family I ever had.  Without him, I don't know how I would have survived.  He saved my life, Dick.  And I've never told him.
he's dying.  and i can't deal with it.	But he's never said a word-
of course.  alfred still keeps your mother's picture in his room.	Anybody want to tell us kids in the cheap seats who Joanna Clark is?
i got the diamond.  quell problemo, bruce?	You left your back wide open.  Freeze could have killed you.
dick, you were reckless.  you could have been killed.	I'm fine.  See.  Me.  here.  Alive. How are we gonna work together if you're never going to trust me?
whoa, i made a mistake.  i'm sorry. don't go all protective on me.  it won't happen again.	Dick, you were reckless.  You could have been killed.
absolutely.  just as soon as you take ten hours training in the simulator.	Whoa, I made a mistake.  I'm sorry. Don't go all protective on me.  It won't happen again.
we gonna trap ourselves a snowman?	Absolutely.  Just as soon as you take ten hours training in the simulator.
i need the wayne diamonds.	We gonna trap ourselves a snowman?
let me get this straight. a brilliant citizen, disfigured by a horrible accident, re-emerges as a psychotic super-villain bent on theft, revenge and destruction. you see a pattern here?	<  Maybe it's something in the water.
he needs extreme cold to survive. his cryo-suit uses diamond enhanced lasers to keep him at zero degrees.	Let me get this straight. A brilliant citizen, disfigured by a horrible accident, re-emerges as a psychotic super-villain bent on theft, revenge and destruction. You see a pattern here?
presumed dead.  no one knows.	He needs extreme cold to survive. His cryo-suit uses diamond enhanced lasers to keep him at zero degrees.
what happened to his wife?	Presumed dead.  No one knows.
somehow he survived.  but the cryoslution mutated his body.	What happened to his wife?
that's gotta hurt.	Somehow he survived.  But the cryoslution mutated his body.
prepare for a bitter harvest. winter has come at last.	Not good.
inspired, ms. ivy.	I'm hungry.  I think I'll have poultry.
the way to a boy's heart is through his ego.  what strapping young hero could resist his very own...signal?	Inspired, Ms. Ivy.
one kiss and you could lift the mask from his lifeless face.  their secret identities would be revealed.  but how best to bait a brid?	The way to a boy's heart is through his ego.  What strapping young hero could resist his very own...signal?
as a team, the duncely duo protect each other.  but the robin is young. impetuous.  if i could get him alone-	One kiss and you could lift the mask from his lifeless face.  Their secret identities would be revealed.  But how best to bait a brid?
that is far too merciful.  batman will watch his beloved gotham perish, then i will kill him.	As a team, the duncely duo protect each other.  But the Robin is young. Impetuous.  If I could get him alone-
can't we just ice them along with the rest of the citizenry?	That is far too merciful.  Batman will watch his beloved Gotham perish, then I will kill him.
you will distract the bat and bird while i prepare to freeze gotham.	Can't we just ice them along with the rest of the citizenry?
adam and evil.	You will distract the bat and bird while I prepare to freeze Gotham.
i have created a race of plants with the strength of the deadliest animals.  once you have frozen mankind, my mutants will overrun the globe.  the earth will become a brave new world of only plants. and we shall rule them.  for we will be the only two people left in the world.	Adam and Evil.
just what i had in mind.  everything dead on earth except us.  a chance for mother nature to start again.  plants and flowers are the oldest species on the planet yet they are defenseless against man.  sorry hon, this is for science.  behold the dawn of a new age.	I have created a race of plants with the strength of the deadliest animals.  Once you have frozen mankind, my mutants will overrun the globe.  The Earth will become a brave new world of only plants. And we shall rule them.  For we will be the only two people left in the world.
yes.  i shall replay the world for sentencing me to a life without the warmth of human comfort.  i will blanket the city in endless winter. first gotham and then the world.	Just what I had in mind.  Everything dead on Earth except us.  A chance for mother nature to start again.  Plants and flowers are the oldest species on the planet yet they are defenseless against man.  Sorry hon, this is for science.  Behold the dawn of a new age.
kill them.  of course.  but why stop there?  why should only batman and robin die while the society that created them goes unpunished?	Yes.  I shall replay the world for sentencing me to a life without the warmth of human comfort.  I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham and then the world.
their bones will turn to ice.  their blood will freeze in my hands.	Kill them.  Of course.  But why stop there?  Why should only Batman and Robin die while the society that created them goes unpunished?
there was nothing i could do.  batman deactivated her.  she's dead.	You lie!
where is my wife?	There was nothing I could do.  Batman deactivated her.  She's dead.
make yourself right at home.	Where is my wife?
you will rescue my wife	OK, OK.  Ms. Ivy to the rescue.  Now where do I find your brittle bride?
hold it.  you never said anything about a wife, frozen or otherwise-	You will rescue my wife
fine.  while i retrieve my diamonds, you and meatloaf will bring my wife to your lair.  she's frozen in -	Hold it.  You never said anything about a wife, frozen or otherwise-
trust me.  vegetable magnetism.	Fine.  While I retrieve my diamonds, you and meatloaf will bring my wife to your lair.  She's frozen in -
you leave batman and robin to me.	Trust me.  Vegetable magnetism.
in my weakened state i am no match for the bat and the bird.	You leave Batman and Robin to me.
you are looking unseasonably hot. let's go inside and grab your rocks.	In my weakened state I am no match for the bat and the bird.
my reserves are exhausted.  i must have the gems that power my suit.	You are looking unseasonably hot. Let's go inside and grab your rocks.
i wonder if i can get a cell with a view of the gardens?	Dear daisy, don't despair.
no gun.  how disarming.	I wonder if I can get a cell with a view of the gardens?
i love that belt.  what are you, about a fifty big and tall?	I always go a size smaller.  Makes me look slimmer.
an enticing offer.  but what does the lady want in return?	Let's cool it for now.  There's someone I want you to meet.
well, i, my most unabominable snowman, have been impressed by you. in fact i propose a pairing.  so i'm here to set you free.	An enticing offer.  But what does the lady want in return?
impressive	Well, I, my most unabominable snowman, have been impressed by you. In fact I propose a pairing.  So I'm here to set you free.
listen, captain cold, the suit, maybe, even though silver went out in the 70's.  but those boots are unforgivable. what is it with men?	I'd love to stand here all day and exchange fashion tips but I'm kind of pressed for time.  So hand over the diamond, Garden Gal, or I turn you into mulch.
let me guess, plant girl? vine lady? ms. moss?	Listen, Captain Cold, the suit, maybe, even though silver went out in the 70's.  But those boots are unforgivable. What is it with men?
forget your frosty femme.  these lips are wet and ready to get frostbite.	Hop away little bunny.  Before I cool your jets.  Permanently.
you're skating on thin ice.  my passion thaws for my bride alone.	Forget your frosty femme.  These lips are wet and ready to get frostbite.
what say we turn up the heat?	You're skating on thin ice.  My passion thaws for my bride alone.
to be frozen.  to never change.  a life of perpetual ice-olation. there is little perfection in that.	What say we turn up the heat?
okay, my hair is brittle, my skin is dry and i don't care.  i'd weather blizzards to have you. you're the most perfect man i've ever known.	To be frozen.  To never change.  A life of perpetual ice-olation. There is little perfection in that.
i find that unlikely.	Okay, my hair is brittle, my skin is dry and I don't care.  I'd weather blizzards to have you. You're the most perfect man I've ever known.
freezy, i'm feeling...hot.	I find that unlikely.
you're too late.  say bye-bye birdie.	Sorry to disappoint you.  But rubber lips are immune to your charms.
then you never loved me?	Love you?  I loathe your bipedal arrogance, your animal superiority. My only joy is knowing that even now my poison kiss is sucking the life from your ape-like face.
you should have heeded your pointy- eared pal.  these lips can be murder.	Then you never loved me?
what do you mean?	You should have heeded your pointy- eared pal.  These lips can be murder.
bad luck, i'm afraid.  it's time to die, little bird.	What do you mean?
one kiss, my love.  for luck.	Bad luck, I'm afraid.  It's time to die, little bird.
i've got to stop him.	One kiss, my love.  For luck.
freeze has turned the new telescope into a freezing gun.  he's about to turn gotham into an ice cube.	I've got to stop him.
tell me and i'll kiss you.	Freeze has turned the new telescope into a freezing gun.  He's about to turn Gotham into an ice cube.
kiss me and i'll tell you.	Tell me and I'll kiss you.
of trust. tell me your plan.	Kiss me and I'll tell you.
how about dangerous curves?	Of trust. Tell me your plan.
i want us to be together.  but i need to know you're serious about turning over a new leaf.  i need a sign.	How about dangerous curves?
i'm glad you came.  i can't breathe without you.	I want us to be together.  But I need to know you're serious about turning over a new leaf.  I need a sign.
give it up.  if you threw yourself-	At you?  Polly want a kiss?
dr. isley?  pamela?  you look great. especially for a dead woman.	Hello, Jason.  I think I've had a change of heart.
join you?  i've spent my life trying to protect plants from extinction and now you corrupt my research into some maniacal scheme for world domination. when i get through you won't be able to get a job teaching high school chemistry, do you hear me, you psycho?	Well, I can respect your opinion.
without your research, i could never have come this far.  join me.  the two of us, entwined, side by side...	Join you?  I've spent my life trying to protect plants from extinction and now you corrupt my research into some maniacal scheme for world domination. When I get through you won't be able to get a job teaching high school chemistry, do you hear me, you psycho?
our work?	Without your research, I could never have come this far.  Join me.  The two of us, entwined, side by side...
...our original sponsor had no stomach for military applications. he cut the funding for our work -	Our work?
you have to tell me what you're doing with my venom.	You must show me your secrets, blossom, before I show you mine.
what do we have here?  a lovely new supply of venom.  i'll just take this to my laboratory for further study.	What exactly are you working on in there?  What are those screams?
all except the prototype with the sonar modifications you so disapprove of. but it hasn't yet been tested.	Tonight's a good night.
claw island. nygma's headquarters. i'm sure that's where they're keeping chase.  are all the batsuits destroyed?	All except the prototype with the sonar modifications you so disapprove of. But it hasn't yet been tested.
what now sir?	Claw Island. Nygma's headquarters. I'm sure that's where they're keeping Chase.  Are all the Batsuits destroyed?
enigma.	Exactly. Mr. E. Mister Edward Nygma.
and another name for mystery?	Enigma.
mystery.	And another name for Mystery?
how about, mr. e.	Mystery.
of course. 13 is m....mre.	How about, MR. E.
letters in the alphabet.	Of course. 13 is M....MRE.
precisely. so this number is probably some kind of calling card.	Letters in the alphabet.
recognition, of course.	Precisely. So this number is probably some kind of calling card.
what do maniacs always want?	Recognition, of course.
but 1, 3, 1, 8, & 5. what do they mean?	What do maniacs always want?
all the answers are numbers.	But 1, 3, 1, 8, & 5. What do they mean?
...batman, alfred. i'm batman.	All the answers are numbers.
master, bruce?	...Batman, Alfred. I'm Batman.
i remember a bat. a monster. a demon. chasing me.  oh my god, alfred.	No demons, son.  Your monsters are here. Until you fact that, I fear you will spend your life fleeing them.
what?	I remember a bat. A monster. A demon. Chasing me.  Oh my God, Alfred.
...a bat.	What?
bruce. son. listen to me. you are a kind man. a strong man. but in truth you are not the most sane man.	...A bat.
...afraid.	Bruce. Son. Listen to me. You are a kind man. A strong man. But in truth you are not the most sane man.
what?	...Afraid.
there's one other thing. i feel..	What?
perhaps the fall...	There's one other thing. I feel..
i'm batman? i remember my life as bruce wayne.  but all this. it's like the life of a stranger.	Perhaps the fall...
as well as can be expected, i guess. give me the bad news.	Dick has run away. They have taken Dr. Meridian. And I'm afraid they found the cave, sir. It's been destroyed.
old habits die hard. are you alright?	As well as can be expected, I guess. Give me the bad news.
not that young. it's been a long time since you've called me that.	Old habits die hard. Are you alright?
how are you feeling, young man?	Not that young. It's been a long time since you've called me that.
perhaps. perhaps not. why not ask the lady?	How? As Batman, knowing she wants me? Or as Bruce Wayne and hope...?
she's the first woman in a long time that's... no. she's the first woman ever. and she loves batman. not bruce wayne. if i let go of batman i'll lose her.	Perhaps. Perhaps not. Why not ask the lady?
dr. meridian...	She's the first woman in a long time that's... No. She's the first woman ever. And she loves Batman. Not Bruce Wayne. If I let go of Batman I'll lose her.
could i let batman go? for dick. for me. could i leave the shadows? have a life. friends. family...	Dr. Meridian...
why, indeed?	Could I let Batman go? For Dick. For me. Could I leave the shadows? Have a life. Friends. Family...
why do i keep doing this?	Why, indeed?
jack napier's dead. my parents are avenged. the wayne foundation contributes a small fortune to police and crime prevention programs.	Why do I keep doing this?
which `they' might that be, sir?	Jack Napier's dead. My parents are avenged. The Wayne Foundation contributes a small fortune to police and crime prevention programs.
maybe they're right.	Which `they' might that be, sir?
too much wealth. too fast. half of gotham zombied-out. a technology that self destructs. he's protecting more than industrial secrets, alfred.	I shall be near at hand. Should you need me. And sir, I know it's difficult but try and have a good time.
the _rolls_?	_No_, sir. _The_ _other_ _car_!
not the jaguar. the _other_ car.	The _Rolls_?
he boosted the jag?  is that all?	Not the Jaguar. The _other_ car.
actually, he took the car.	He boosted the Jag?  Is that all?
he ran away?	Actually, he took the car.
i'm afraid master dick has... gone traveling.	He ran away?
is he all right?	I'm afraid Master Dick has... gone traveling.
sorry to bother you, sir. i have some rather distressing news about master dick.	Is he all right?
no. you said i. i killed them.	Don't be ridiculous.
he killed them. two-face. he slaughtered that boy's parents.	No. You said I. I killed them.
what did you say?	He killed them. Two-Face. He slaughtered that boy's parents.
it's happening again. just like my parents. a monster comes out of the night. a scream. two gunshots. i killed them.	What did you say?
ninety-three, including the sauna.	Take any three you like. After you get settled we can...
gee, i'm not sure.  alfred? how many rooms? total?	Ninety-three, including the sauna.
i don't know, sir. your dear parents.  suddenly gone. so much loss...	I remember the bat, though. His scream. Those eyes. i was sure the fear would kill me.  In time I came to believe that if I became a monster, that if I was feared, I wouldn't be scared anymore. I was wrong.  They think I became Batman to fight crime. I became Batman to fight the fear. And instead I became the fear.
...the night batman was born.  what was i doing in the fields that night, alfred? what sent me running out into that storm? i keep dreaming about it but i just can't remember.	I don't know, sir. Your dear parents.  Suddenly gone. So much loss...
your parents' wake. rain fell like tears.	...The night Batman was born.  What was I doing in the fields that night, Alfred? What sent me running out into that storm? I keep dreaming about it but I just can't remember.
do you remember the night i fell into that cave and the bat chased me?	Your parents' wake. Rain fell like tears.
i wonder if she'd go out with me.	Apology hastily retracted.
if i misinterpreted your interest in the lady, i humbly apologize--	I wonder if she'd go out with me.
she has an excellent mind.	If I misinterpreted your interest in the lady, I humbly apologize--
scholarly research?	She has an excellent mind.
i believe you said the same thing about the batmobile.	Scholarly research?
it'll never work.	I believe you said the same thing about the Batmobile.
a few hitches sir, but i'm confident we'll have a prototype in no time.	It'll never work.
how's the sonar coming, alfred?	A few hitches sir, but I'm confident we'll have a prototype in no time.
then you'd have nothing to complain about.	Hardly a worry, sir.
...would it be a terrible imposition to ask you to take better care of your equipment?	Then you'd have nothing to complain about.
i think they're getting worse.	It's a wonder you sleep at all.
the dreams again, sir?	I think they're getting worse.
just checking, young sir.	Four seconds from...
up here, al.	Just checking, young sir.
how come this is the only locked door around this museum? what's back there?	Master Wayne's dead wives.
may i help you, master grayson?	How come this is the only locked door around this museum? What's back there?
al?	Big house. How many rooms?
how ya doin', al?	Al?
welcome, master grayson. i'm alfred.	How ya doin', Al?
help chase. i'll be back.	Did Two-Face call him Bruce?
i haven't had much luck with women...	Maybe you just haven't met the right woman...
you like strong women. i've done my homework. or do i need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?	I haven't had much luck with women...
you are direct, aren't you?	You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?
we could give it a try. i'll bring the wine, you bring the scarred psyche.	You are direct, aren't you?
i'm not the kind of guy who blends in at a family picnic.	We could give it a try. I'll bring the wine, you bring the scarred psyche.
my life's an open book. you read?	I'm not the kind of guy who blends in at a family picnic.
we all wear masks.	My life's an open book. You read?
i don't mind the work. pity i can't see behind the mask.	We all wear masks.
try a fireman. less to take off.	I don't mind the work. Pity I can't see behind the mask.
now black rubber.	Try a fireman. Less to take off.
what is it about the wrong kind of man? in grade school it was guys with earrings. college, motorcycles and leather jackets.	Now black rubber.
it's the car, right? chicks love the car.	What is it about the wrong kind of man? In grade school it was guys with earrings. College, motorcycles and leather jackets.
a girl cannot live by psychoses alone.	It's the car, right? Chicks love the car.
are you trying to get under my cape, doctor?	A girl cannot live by psychoses alone.
i wish i could say my interest in you was purely professional...	Are you trying to get under my cape, Doctor?
what's wrong?	Last night at the circus. I noticed something about Dent. His coin. He's obsessed with justice. It's his Achilles' heel. It can be exploited.
he's home. i sent the signal.	What's wrong?
bats aren't rodents, dr. meridian.	I didn't know that. See? You _are_ interesting. And call me Chase. By the way, do you have a first name? Or do I just call you bats?
let's just say i could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent.	Bats aren't rodents, Dr. Meridian.
why's that?	Let's just say I could write a hell of a paper on a grown man who dresses like a flying rodent.
i'm flattered. not every girl makes a super-hero's night table.  you might have some interesting insights into two-face.	Why's that?
...dual personalities. abnormal psychology. washington's poster child for the criminally insane. i read your work.	I'm flattered. Not every girl makes a super-hero's night table.  You might have some interesting insights into Two-Face.
_two_ million dollars waiting to be transferred from the _second_ bank of gotham on the _22nd_ how could harvey? _two_-face resist?	And you are?
oh please. you're blind as a bat.	Exactly!
i see without seeing. to me, darkness is as clear as daylight. what am i?	Oh please. You're blind as a bat.
for _me_? really? tell me.	I see without seeing. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I?
wait. i have a riddle for you.	For _me_? Really? Tell me.
excellent. see. who says a guy in a rubber suit can't be smart? well, it's been grand. sorry you all have to die now.	Wait. I have a riddle for you.
death.  death. without taste, sound and all around us.  because there is no way for me to save them or myself. this is one giant death trap.	Excellent. See. Who says a guy in a rubber suit can't be smart? Well, it's been grand. Sorry you all have to die now.
welcome to my parlor said the riddler to the bat. how's tricks?	No more tricks, Edward. Release Chase and Dick. This is between you and me.
i notice you've sub-divided your b coupons. feeling a little light on principle?	Actually, I like to divest just before a major re-capitalization.
rinka.	Banzai.
slanta.	Rinka.
la'chiem.	Slanta.
nostrovia.	La'chiem.
no grape could be more intoxicating than you, my dear. but we make due. to your charms.  skol.	Nostrovia.
gracious even in defeat. how vaguely disappointing. when all this could have been ours together.	No grape could be more intoxicating than you, my dear. But we make due. To your charms.  Skol.
what? oh, it's very impressive.	Gracious even in defeat. How vaguely disappointing. When all this could have been ours together.
what? oh, edward. hi. congratulations. great party-	The press were just wondering what it feels like to be outsold, outclassed, and generally outdone in every way...  And what light through yonder window breaks? `Tis the east. And you are...
so glad you could come.	What? Oh, Edward. Hi. Congratulations. Great party-
we'll talk some other -	No. Don't leave me! My invention! I need you!
wait. you can't go.	We'll talk some other -
call my secretary, she'll set something up.  factory looks great, folks.  keep up the good work.	Wait. You can't go.
mr. nygma, you'll forgive me for being rude. but what exactly is on your mind?	Precisely. What's on all our minds? Brainwaves. The future of Wayne Enterprises is Brainwaves!
what? ah yes. of course. i'm sorry. it's just that...you're my idol.  and some people have been trying to keep us apart.	Mr. Nygma, you'll forgive me for being rude. But what exactly is on your mind?
i'm gonna need that hand back, ed.	What? Ah yes. Of course. I'm sorry. It's just that...you're my idol.  And some people have been trying to keep us apart.
nygma. edward nygma. you hired me. personally. just like i tell everyone.  well, we've never actually met, but your name was on the hire slip.	I'm gonna need that hand back, Ed.
um...i'm pretty sure i'm bruce wayne. and you are?	Nygma. Edward Nygma. You hired me. Personally. Just like I tell everyone.  Well, we've never actually met, but your name was on the hire slip.
bruce wayne. in the flesh.	Um...I'm pretty sure I'm Bruce Wayne. And you are?
mr...?	Bruce Wayne. In the flesh.
what are you talking about?	Chase. There's something I need to tell you--
i always thought it was the bat that scared me that night that changed my life. but it wasn't. the real fear was hiding underneath: what i read in the journal, that my parents' deaths were my fault. that's what i couldn't remember. that's the crime i've been paying for all these years.	What are you talking about?
what?	I always thought it was the bat that scared me that night that changed my life. But it wasn't. The real fear was hiding underneath: what I read in the journal, that my parents' deaths were my fault. That's what I couldn't remember. That's the crime I've been paying for all these years.
...not the bat?	What?
oh god, bruce, you were a child. you weren't responsible.	...Not the bat?
the last entry read, bruce insists on seeing a movie tonight.  bruce insists. i made them go out. i made them take me to the movie. to that theater...  it was my fault. i killed them.	Oh God, Bruce, you were a child. You weren't responsible.
you do know. try.	The last entry read, Bruce insists on seeing a movie tonight.  Bruce insists. I made them go out. I made them take me to the movie. To that theater...  It was my fault. I killed them.
i don't-.	You do know. Try.
what does it say? what hurts so much, bruce? what does the book say?	I don't-.
my parents are laid out in the library. their skin smells like talcum powder. i'm so small. my father's diary is on his desk like always. i'm opening the book. reading. i'm running out into the storm. the book is in my hands. i can't hear my screams over the rain. i'm falling...	What does it say? What hurts so much, Bruce? What does the book say?
stop fighting.	My parents are laid out in the library. Their skin smells like talcum powder. I'm so small. My father's diary is on his desk like always. I'm opening the book. Reading. I'm running out into the storm. The book is in my hands. I can't hear my screams over the rain. I'm falling...
i don't want to remember!	Stop fighting.
your memories are repressed. they're trying to break through. relax. try to remember-.	I don't want to remember!
there's something i want to talk with you about. it's...well, we.. i...	Okay, tiger, take it slow. You going to give me your pin or something?
and the beast slouches towards bethelem.	Excuse me, boys. I'd hate to stop this testosterone flood on my account-
oh god, bruce. you're still jealous.	Spare me the diagnosis, okay? You're being ridiculous. I can't be jealous of Batman.  Can I?
so how goes your `scholarly' pursuit of batman?	Oh God, Bruce. You're still jealous.
touchy, touchy.	So how goes your `scholarly' pursuit of Batman?
keep me off the couch, doc. your fees are a little rich for me.	Touchy, touchy.
if i didn't know better, i'd say you were sulking.	Keep me off the couch, Doc. Your fees are a little rich for me.
in a sense we are all two people. the side we show in daylight. and that side we keep in shadow.	Rage. Anger. Passion. Pain.
you want me close but you won't let me near. what's the terrible, dark secret you're protecting everyone from?	In a sense we are all two people. The side we show in daylight. And that side we keep in shadow.
i'm not-	You want me close but you won't let me near. What's the terrible, dark secret you're protecting everyone from?
throw up that ridiculous superficial mask. if you're jealous...	I'm not-
what?	Throw up that ridiculous superficial mask. If you're jealous...
why do you do that?	What?
i'd say this goes a little beyond taking your work home.	What do you want me to say? That I'm not attracted to him?
come on, bruce. this is what i do for a living.	I'd say this goes a little beyond taking your work home.
why do i feel like the other man, here?	Come on, Bruce. This is what I do for a living.
find anything interesting?	Why do I feel like the other man, here?
and now....	They've changed. The dreams, I mean. There's a new element I don't understand. A book. Black. Covered in leather....
a lot of what happened is jagged. pieces missing. i can't really remember. i just get flashes. usually in my dreams. i'd kind of gotten used to them. at least accepted them....	And now....
the style of the letters i'm getting matches those found at the crime sites. why would the riddler be sending me riddles?  who's your decorator? u-haul?	Sorry. I haven't even had time to unpack. Instant coffee okay?
what?	I said I'm sure he did.
he sure did.	What?
you could say he kind of dropped out of the sky and bang-. i think he felt it too.	He sure did.
fast work. you just moved here.	You could say he kind of dropped out of the sky and bang-. I think he felt it too.
well, i met someone...	Fast work. You just moved here.
but...	Well, I met someone...
bruce, much to my surprise, you seem like a really great guy...	But...
look, i'm rock climbing sunday. how about coming along?	Bruce, much to my surprise, you seem like a really great guy...
don't believe it. i'm just skin deep.	Look, I'm rock climbing Sunday. How about coming along?
the glib, cavalier routine, it really is an act, isn't it?	Don't believe it. I'm just skin deep.
me? i'm easy. especially after a couple of martinis.	The glib, cavalier routine, it really is an act, isn't it?
i don't get you bruce wayne.	Me? I'm easy. Especially after a couple of martinis.
that kid is amazing.	I don't get you Bruce Wayne.
like normal folks.	What? This isn't normal?
i'm surprised you aren't blind by now.	I'm sorry. Who are you?
excuse me.	And into a black dress.
but i'm going to have to get you out of those clothes.	Excuse me.
would you? i'm not so sure.	But I'm going to have to get you out of those clothes.
look, i'd love to keep chatting-	Would you? I'm not so sure.
that's usually my line.	Look, I'd love to keep chatting-
no insights here, doc. just trying to get comfortable on your couch.  oops. times up.	That's usually my line.
you understand obsession better than you let on.	No insights here, doc. Just trying to get comfortable on your couch.  Oops. Times up.
to kill me.	You understand obsession better than you let on.
the letter writer is obsessed with you. his only escape may be...	To kill me.
it's a stretch but i'll manage.	The letter writer is obsessed with you. His only escape may be...
not much.	It's a stretch but I'll manage.
what do you know about obsession?	Not much.
so, this riddler, he's dangerous?	What do you know about obsession?
i think the question would be, do you have a thing for bats?	So, this Riddler, he's dangerous?
so what you're saying, this guy's a total wacko, right?	Exactly.
patient apparently suffers from acute obsessional syndrome with potential homicidal styles. work better for you?	So what you're saying, this guy's a total wacko, right?
wacko? that a technical term?	Patient apparently suffers from acute obsessional syndrome with potential homicidal styles. Work better for you?
my opinion. this letter writer is a total wacko.	Wacko? That a technical term?
me? no. only things that need calming in my dreams are the rockettes.	My opinion. This letter writer is a total wacko.
she's a malaysian dream warden. she stands sentry while you sleep and calms your dreams.  need one?	Me? No. Only things that need calming in my dreams are the Rockettes.
still play with dolls, doctor?	She's a Malaysian dream warden. She stands sentry while you sleep and calms your dreams.  Need one?
on occasion. usually at night.	Still play with dolls, Doctor?
the infamous wayne charm. does it ever shut off?	On occasion. Usually at night.
just ones this beautiful.	The infamous Wayne charm. Does it ever shut off?
psychiatrists make you nervous?	Just ones this beautiful.
somebody's been sending me love letters. commissioner gordon thought you might give me your expert opinion.	Psychiatrists make you nervous?
how can i help you, mr. wayne?	Somebody's been sending me love letters. Commissioner Gordon thought you might give me your expert opinion.
bruce, you can't.	Chase is coming for dinner. Why don't you join us.
exactly. and once you'd killed him you'd be lost. like me.  all this has to be a choice. otherwise...it's a curse.	Bruce, you can't.
and when you finally get two-face?	Exactly. And once you'd killed him you'd be lost. Like me.  All this has to be a choice. Otherwise...it's a curse.
but what about all the good we can do? there are monsters out there. gotham needs us.	And when you finally get Two-Face?
dick, let go. revenge will eat you alive. trust me. i know.	But what about all the good we can do? There are monsters out there. Gotham needs us.
you can't-.	Dick, let go. Revenge will eat you alive. Trust me. I know.
we don't kill. killing is what damns you. it-. what am i talking about? this conversation is over. you're going away to school.	I saved your life. You owe me. So either you let me be your partner or I'm going after Harvey on my own.
...i missed two-face by a heartbeat. when we catch him, you gotta let me kill him!	We don't kill. Killing is what damns you. It-. What am I talking about? This conversation is over. You're going away to school.
how about richard grayson, college student?	...I missed Two-Face by a heartbeat. When we catch him, you gotta let me kill him!
you have a real gratitude problem. you know that, bruce? i need a name. batboy? the dark earl? what's a good side kick name?	How about Richard Grayson, college student?
what the hell did you think you were doing?	You have a real gratitude problem. You know that, Bruce? I need a name. Batboy? The Dark Earl? What's a good side kick name?
you don't understand. it's an addiction. you fight night after night, trying to fill the emptiness. but the pain's back in the morning. and somewhere along the way it stops being a choice.  i want better for you.	Save the sermons about how great you want my life to be, okay, Bruce? If it weren't for Batman my parents wouldn't be dead. You don't get it, do you? This is all your fault.
back off, man.	You don't understand. It's an addiction. You fight night after night, trying to fill the emptiness. But the pain's back in the morning. And somewhere along the way it stops being a choice.  I want better for you.
me and my brother chris were putting money aside so our folks could retire. dad's knee was going. chris was engaged, you know that? two-face took...everything. now i can pay him back.	What I do isn't about revenge.
absolutely not.	Me and my brother Chris were putting money aside so our folks could retire. Dad's knee was going. Chris was engaged, you know that? Two-Face took...everything. Now I can pay him back.
i need to be part of this.	Absolutely not.
listen, dick. killing two-face won't take the pain away. it'll make it worse.	Look, spare me the sermons, okay. You're just some rich guy who is trying to do a good deed. You don't even know me.
i got no place at the circus without my family. i'm going to get a fix on two-face. then i'm going to kill him.	Listen, Dick. Killing Two-Face won't take the pain away. It'll make it worse.
where will you go? the circus is halfway to metropolis by now.	I got no place at the circus without my family. I'm going to get a fix on Two-Face. Then I'm going to kill him.
i figure telling that cop i'd stay here saved me a truckload of social service interviews and good will. so no offense but thanks. see ya.	Where will you go? The circus is halfway to Metropolis by now.
excuse me.	I figure telling that cop I'd stay here saved me a truckload of social service interviews and good will. So no offense but thanks. See ya.
okay. i'm outta here.	Excuse me.
can't tell if you don't say please.	You're right, Edward. I didn't mean to be impolite. Please.
who is the batman, edward?	Can't tell if you don't say please.
yesssssss. i know!	Who is The Batman, Edward?
dr. burton tells me you know who batman is.	Yesssssss. I know!
how could i forget?	Dr. Burton tells me you know who Batman is.
it's dr. meridian. chase. do you remember me?	How could I forget?
who is it?	It's Dr. Meridian. Chase. Do you remember me?
edward...	Who is it?
chase?	Of course you are. And what a grand pursuit you must be.  What do you think of my new invention?
...fired...your fired...your fired. you understand?! fired!!	I don't think so.
yo. charlie. gimmie an order of brain deep-fry. extra well done. hold the neurons.  patient exhibits symptoms of psycho neural overload. notation: obviously higher settings can be dangerous to the subject.  riddle me this, fred. what is everything to someone and nothing to everyone else? your mind of course. and now mine pumps with the power of yours.  new from brain-bok. da pump. think faster. reason higher. out-cog-nate every homey on the court of life. da pump. yeah.  ho! mark. i sense an odd penchant for the anagramatic. the acrostic. the crypto-graphic. what doth this bode? answer me marcutio, you little runt.  fred, i must confess you were a wonderful appetizer. simply divine. but now i yearn for a meal of substance. the main course. a wide and varied palette. ah, to taste the mind of a hero. a nobleman. a poet.  a chick in a short skirt wouldn't be so bad either.	...Fired...your fired...your fired. You understand?! Fired!!
i'll show you it works.	What the hell is going on here?
hell. might even bring old stickley here a few extra bucks. huh, fred?	Fred?
...the box can change their lives.  our stock coupons will spike.	Hell. Might even bring old Stickley here a few extra bucks. Huh, Fred?
paranoid? the psychotic?	...The Box can change their lives.  Our stock coupons will spike.
why be brutalized by an uncaring world? my res box will give joe q public a realm where he is king.  not that someone like you would need it. someone so intelligent. witty. charming. but for the lonely, the...	Paranoid? The psychotic?
i really do apologize, mr. wayne. his project was terminated this morning...	Let me ask you something, Bruce. What is man's greatest tool?
wait! you said you'd let me go!	Never heard of a double-cross?
uh, yeah. thanks, mr..uh...face.	Just call us Harvey. Can we get you a sandwich? A soft drink? Given all the trouble we caused you, how about we cut you in for a share of tonight's haul?
that floor has got to be very hard. is that better?	Uh, yeah. Thanks, Mr..uh...Face.
please. i swear i won't say noth-	The coin _wants_ to decide.
...or death.	Please. I swear I won't say noth-
i got family. ...please.	What say we flip for it?
might. might not. could say we're of two minds on the subject.	I got family. ...Please.
...you gonna kill me?	Might. Might not. Could say we're of two minds on the subject.
_we_ sure are.	...You gonna kill me?
a hit.	You sunk my battleship.
a miss. and my favorite vitamin, i might add.	A hit.
b-12.	A miss. And my favorite vitamin, I might add.
miss.	B-12.
a-14.	Miss.
we want to dust him. we truly want to dust him bad.	Oh yes, and certainly _WE_ will!
go ahead. you can say it.	You're a genius.
why do we need you? you only come between us. we can be the smartest person in gotham city. we want the empire for ourselves. time's up, laughing boy.	Kill me? Well, alright. Go ahead. Take the empire. All yours.  Hell, Harv, old pals. I'll kill me for you.
about what?	Everything.
oh my god. jim morrison was right.	About what?
don't bogart that 'trode.	Oh my God. Jim Morrison was right.
not until you do that thing i like.  on se tue pour des mesnonges. j'ai gache ma vie...  woah. harsh toke.	Don't bogart that 'trode.
sure, e = mc squared. until you factor in more than three dimensions. then... damn. hit us again.	Haven't you had enough? Don't Think And Drive.
where are you sending batboy this time?	Here. Get a good seat.
no.  wait...	Addictive isn't it? Just Say No. Until I say yes. A little fringe benefit of working with me. Now here's the concept, counselor. Crime. My I.Q., your AK-47. You help me gather production capital so I can produce enough of these  to create an empire that will eclipse Bruce Wayne's forever. And, in return I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all. Who is Batman?
holy shit.	So not everyone can be a poet. Still, I respect the sentiment.
harvey. you need me. since you've gotten out of arkham, you've managed, what? to bungle stealing a safe? wreck a statue? and, correct me if i'm wrong here, but weren't you outsmarted by an acned acrobat at the circus?	Let's see if you bleed green.
a man with a death wish.	Harvey. You need me. Since you've gotten out of Arkham, you've managed, what? To bungle stealing a safe? Wreck a statue? And, correct me if I'm wrong here, but weren't you outsmarted by an acned acrobat at the circus?
yet so bright and chipper and conservative!  it's so you.  and yet so _you_!  very few people are both a summer _and_ a winter. but you pull it off nicely.	A man with a death wish.
you _are_ two-face, you would need to face both rivers, both uptown and downtown simultaneously. only one spot in gotham serves these bi- zonal, bi-coastal needs...	Congratulations. You get to die on the dean's list.
how'd you find us?	You _are_ Two-Face, you would need to face both rivers, both uptown and downtown simultaneously. Only one spot in Gotham serves these bi- zonal, bi-coastal needs...
mr. wayne is out for the day.	Actually, I wanted to talk to Batman. Pass that on to Mr. Wayne, would you?
alexander knox. gotham globe.	Mr. Wayne is out for the day.
yes?	Alexander Knox. Gotham Globe.
which bathroom is that, sir?	The small one.
you know, if you cut your bathroom in half, you'd have my apartment.	Which bathroom is that, sir?
i'd say about thirty feet, sir.	You know, if you cut your bathroom in half, you'd have my apartment.
how high up would you say that is?	I'd say about thirty feet, sir.
don't ever say that, sir. don't ever believe it.	If not for you I never would've made it. You know that. My own parents couldn't have...  ... The boy, Alfred. You'll both be provided for. Don't let all this got to waste.
how long's it been, alfred? a quarter of a century?  it seems like yesterday. i guess we ended up doing more harm than good.	Don't ever say that, sir. Don't ever believe it.
respectfully, sir... there'll never be another one like you.	How long's it been, Alfred? A quarter of a century?  It seems like yesterday. I guess we ended up doing more harm than good.
i know the feeling. it won't last.  he's a long way ahead of where i was at his age.	Respectfully, sir... there'll never be another one like you.
upstairs. he's quite docile.	I know the feeling. It won't last.  He's a long way ahead of where I was at his age.
where's the boy?	Upstairs. He's quite docile.
it's all right, alfred. everything's under control.	... Very good, sir.
excuse me, sir.  commissioner gordon was compelled to leave - -very unexpectedly.  he asked me to convey his regrets.	Thank you, Alfred.  I hope you'll excuse me.  It was a great pleasure meeting you.  And you.
... murderer...	Bruce, we're both murderers. Think how many people you've killed by letting me live.
you know, we should've sat down and had us a little heart-to-heart. i bet we would have got on famously.	... Murderer...
what are you talking about?	Batman! Don't you even recognize your old pal Jack? After all...  ... You made me what I am today.
gosh, i could kill you, but then you'd miss my party. and you, batman -- you're the guest of honor!	What are you talking about?
take me. let the boy go.	Gosh, I could kill you, but then you'd miss my party. And you, Batman -- you're the guest of honor!
like your boyfriend. he's kinda hot.	Take me. Let the boy go.
you could've killed him, you know. you could've killed the joker.	I had to save you, Vicki. I --  -- Please trust me.
is this what you wanted?	You could've killed him, you know. You could've killed the Joker.
i don't want to jeopardize anyone close to me.	If you don't mind my asking... Who's close to you?
i just can't absorb it all. this place, the equipment. what it must have cost.  why all the secrecy? why do you wear the mask?	I don't want to jeopardize anyone close to me.
no. every product contains one component. the elements react in combination. hair spray won't do it. but hair spray and perfume and lipstick will.  untraceable. it's very elegant.	I just can't absorb it all. This place, the equipment. What it must have cost.  Why all the secrecy? Why do you wear the mask?
that can't be right. that would mean every shipment of every product is poisoned. we'd all be dead.	No. Every product contains one component. The elements react in combination. Hair spray won't do it. But hair spray and perfume and lipstick will.  Untraceable. It's very elegant.
they've got it all wrong. they're watching the warehouses, the loading docks, looking for a tamperer. the joker is supplying tainted ingredients at the source.	That can't be right. That would mean every shipment of every product is poisoned. We'd all be dead.
photo database. i'll do your photos now.	They've got it all wrong. They're watching the warehouses, the loading docks, looking for a tamperer. The Joker is supplying tainted ingredients at the source.
what is that?	Photo database. I'll do your photos now.
so did i, once. but i kept coming back, and... i guess i became the thing i feared most.	What is that?
i loathe bats.	So did I, once. But I kept coming back, and... I guess I became the thing I feared most.
they don't come down here. they're afraid of the lights.	I loathe bats.
exploring. in the woods. many years ago. -- i was a solitary child.	They don't come down here. They're afraid of the lights.
how'd you find this place?	Exploring. In the woods. Many years ago. -- I was a solitary child.
that's why i wear a target on my chest.	How'd you find this place?
it doesn't protect your head, though.	That's why I wear a target on my chest.
better. it's not on the market yet.	It doesn't protect your head, though.
what is this stuff? kevlar?	Better. It's not on the market yet.
quite a while. i took the scenic route.	Well, I've certainly enjoyed it. -- What's that?
... how long have i been out?	Quite a while. I took the scenic route.
thank you, vicki.	... Where are you taking me?
i'll take you with me.	Thank you, Vicki.
how do i know you won't keep them all?	I'll take you with me.
all right, i'll develop the photos. anything i don't want is yours.	How do I know you won't keep them all?
look, i appreciate what you did for me. but this is my job. and i'm keeping those pictures.	All right, I'll develop the photos. Anything I don't want is yours.
the joker is a murderer. and you were as good as dead. so --	Look, I appreciate what you did for me. But this is my job. And I'm keeping those pictures.
please.	I won't let you have it.
i just wanted to distract them. i wasn't trying to get a picture of you.	Please.
i'll have to ask you for that film.	I just wanted to distract them. I wasn't trying to get a picture of you.
...not even a 'thank you'?	Well -- I think you might consider
how much do you weigh?	... A hundred and eight?
can't we --	Too many people. Come on!  SHIELDS!!
he won't kill her. -- goddammit!	Can't we --
what about the girl?	He won't kill her. -- GODDAMMIT!
i know. i called them.	Shouldn't we --
look! police!	I know. I called them.
get in the car!!	WHICH CAR?
yeah, a drink. 'civilized,' right?	Alfred, bring something for Mr. Knox -- I'll have one, too.
do you want a drink?	Yeah, a drink. 'Civilized,' right?
tell me, knox. if you've got the story, why haven't you printed it?	Because I...  ... Because she'd never speak to me again.
see, i don't know how it happened... she's a smart girl and you are an extraordinary screwed-up guy... but she's in love with you.	Tell me, Knox. If you've got the story, why haven't you printed it?
then stay away from vicki. that's all i want, man. i just want your word.	See, I don't know how it happened... she's a smart girl and you are an extraordinary screwed-up guy... but she's in love with you.
i can't do that. not while the joker's still at large.	Then stay away from Vicki. That's all I want, man. I just want your word.
i want you to hang up the suit. and i want you to stay away from vicki.	I can't do that. Not while the Joker's still at large.
what is it you want?	I want you to hang up the suit. And I want you to stay away from Vicki.
that's how it is, chum. one column - and i can bring all this tumbling down. i can take you off the streets for good.	What is it you want?
"this is miss vale." -- that felt redundant.	You're just back from Corto Maltese.  I saw your combat photos.  Quite a departure for you.
i might consider it if you introduce me to miss vale.	"This is Miss Vale." -- That felt redundant.
great.  give me a grant.	I might consider it if you introduce me to Miss Vale.
bruce wayne.  -- i've read your work.  i quite like it.	Great.  Give me a grant.
i assume in my usual charming manner i've just insulted the host.  alexander knox.	Bruce Wayne.  -- I've read your work.  I quite like it.
i don't, but... i do. it's just... i love you, bruce. i don't want you to...	Vicki. Do you love half of me? Or all of me?
ohhhh... you don't mean that.	I don't, but... I do. It's just... I love you, Bruce. I don't want you to...
i don't know why i'm doing this. i half wish you'd stay a cripple.	Ohhhh... You don't mean that.
i'm frightened of you, bruce. i'm frightened for you.	In all these years... Why couldn't I see how it wold turn out?
all this apparatus, vicki... this house, and the money, and the power ... it was never mine. it was something i inherited. bruce wayne was something i inherited.  all i ever hoped for was someone who could see through bruce -- who could see me -- and not be frightened.	I'm frightened of you, Bruce. I'm frightened for you.
what now?	Hang on. I have to leave a message.
got it!	What now?
i've had an automatic tracer on this number ever since he tracked you to the museum.	Got it!
how can you do that if she's already off the line?	I've had an automatic tracer on this number ever since he tracked you to the museum.
finding out where she is.	How can you do that if she's already off the line?
i'm sorry, she hung up. what are --	Finding out where she is.
... where are you calling from?	I'm sorry, she hung up. What are --
keep her on the line!	... Where are you calling from?
"it worked for van gogh. let's kiss and make up."	The does it. It's going to be this weekend.
oh, bruce. don't tell me you carry it around with you.	I feel naked without it.
very thoughtful. don't touch it.	Oh, Bruce. Don't tell me you carry it around with you.
it's like the last time. he sent me a present before he --	Very thoughtful. Don't touch it.
bruce, at the rate you're going, you can't even save yourself.	Sometimes... I don't know if there's enough of me left to save.
what if i could save a handful? -- what if i could save one?	Bruce, at the rate you're going, you can't even save yourself.
you're one man. you can't save everybody.	What if I could save a handful? -- What if I could save one?
money makes money, vicki. the foundation runs itself -- i'm extraneous to the process.	You're one man. You can't save everybody.
i don't understand it. you can do so much good for people. as bruce wayne.	Money makes money, Vicki. The foundation runs itself -- I'm extraneous to the process.
no one would miss me.	I don't understand it. You can do so much good for people. As Bruce Wayne.
so we just pretend none of this ever happened. we never met. we --  -- you're going to get yourself killed, bruce. you know that, don't you?	No one would miss me.
who's this 'bruce'? are you trying to make me jealous?	I'm serious, Bruce. We have to -- !
... i know it's you, bruce. i'm not going to talk to you unless we can discuss it...	Who's this 'Bruce'? Are you trying to make me jealous?
vicki?... this is batman. i thought i'd call and see how you're doing.	... I know it's you, Bruce. I'm not going to talk to you unless we can discuss it...
i realize... the way things have gone between us...  ... i wish you'd reconsider.	I wish you'd...
well, bruce -- i don't think -- that would be possible.	I realize... the way things have gone between us...  ... I wish you'd reconsider.
i'm sorry i had to stand you up today. i'd like to make it up to you.	Well, Bruce -- I don't think -- that would be possible.
yes, bruce -- i'm here --	I'm sorry I had to stand you up today. I'd like to make it up to you.
i know it's late. i -- are you there?	Yes, Bruce -- I'm here --
all street mimes should be executed.	... Looks like a convention.
i said i'd call you the minute i got free.  and i did -- and here we are.	Mm-hmm.  Lunch.  Not even dinner.
to tell you the truth, i'd just about given up waiting.	I said I'd call you the minute I got free.  And I did -- And here we are.
i don't sing very well.	Then there's one thing in the world you don't do very well. And I know what it is -- Now you'll have to kill me.
maybe we should just kiss.	... We could try that.
god.  you would.  come on, bruce.  i just want to get two drinks in you.  as an experiment.	Maybe we should just kiss.
i'll take you home if you'd like.	God.  You would.  Come on, Bruce.  I just want to get two drinks in you.  As an experiment.
but it's not fair.  i'm half drunk and you're not even --	I'll take you home if you'd like.
vicki, if i say anything cryptic, or... ambiguous, i think you should put the most flattering possible interpretation on it.  because even if it doesn't sound that way... that's how i'll mean it.	But it's not fair.  I'm half drunk and you're not even --
i'm sorry, bruce, i just can't seem to get a handle on this conversation.	Vicki, if I say anything cryptic, or... ambiguous, I think you should put the most flattering possible interpretation on it.  Because even if it doesn't sound that way... that's how I'll mean it.
i see.  if i know how you really feel, i won't like you as much.	I'm sorry, Bruce, I Just can't seem to get a handle on this conversation.
as much as i do.  it's not that.  i don't want to be depressing, that's all.	I see.  If I know how you really feel, I won't like you as much.
in other words, what right do i have to talk about terror.	As much as I do.  It's not that.  I don't want to be depressing, that's all.
bruce, really, when i say these things i don't mean to criticize you.	In other words, what right do I have to talk about terror.
there's terror everywhere.  if you train yourself to look for it.	Well, Bruce, some types are a little more obvious than others.
... terror.	There's terror everywhere.  If you train yourself to look for it.
what did you see?	... Terror.
well.  a couple of years ago when their president was requesting aid i went down there for newsweek. the beaches were nice.  and at nights -- they had a band -- i danced on the hotel patio.  of course i never saw what was really happening there. when the war broke out i had to go back. and i promised myself that this time... i wouldn't look away.	What did you see?
odd desire for anyone.	Well.  A couple of years ago when their president was requesting aid I went down there for Newsweek. The beaches were nice.  And at nights -- they had a band -- I danced on the hotel patio.  Of course I never saw what was really happening there. When the war broke out I had to go back. And I promised myself that this time... I wouldn't look away.
neither had i.  odd desire for a woman, i guess.	Odd desire for anyone.
no.	Neither had I.  Odd desire for a woman, I guess.
that's a tough one.  have you ever seen combat?	No.
two drinks and i start swinging from the rooftops.  look, i bore myself silly.  let's talk about you. how the hell did you wind up in corto maltese?	That's a tough one.  Have you ever seen combat?
do you sail?	Too much work.  I'm not really the physical type -- Thank you, Alfred.
as far as i know.	Good.  With any luck we'll run into each other.
i don't... seek publicity -- will you be staying in gotham for a while?	As far as I know.
do you still think the joker cares about money??	I don't know. I'm just a D.A. I don't have access to all you expert sources.
we've told him we'll deal. what could he possible have to gain by --	Do you still think the Joker cares about money??
then for god's sake, harvey, cancel the anniversary celebration.	We've told him we'll deal. What could he possible have to gain by --
good. a bomb. on a blind tip from bruce wayne -- we do have laws.	Then for God's sake, Harvey, cancel the anniversary celebration.
i suggest a nice big bomb.	Good. A bomb. On a blind tip from Bruce Wayne -- We do have laws.
all right, bruce, what do you suggest?	I suggest a nice big bomb.
he'll be ready when you do. remember what happened at the apartment.	All right, Bruce, what do you suggest?
we'll raid the ace the moment we get a warrant.	He'll be ready when you do. Remember what happened at the apartment.
move! can't you do something??	It's a detour. They're backed up for blocks!
they'll be sorry. they'll be sorry. move out!	MOVE! Can't you do something??
boss! jesus! they've --	They'll be sorry. They'll be sorry. MOVE OUT!
what??	Boss! Jesus! They've --
somebody's killed the --	WHAT??
what?	SOMEBODY'S KILLED THE --
somebody's killed the power!!	WHAT?
we got 'em!	Take 'em! I want his head!
what are you talking about?	About how pretty you are, pretty boy.  Maybe he'd like to know --
got it all figured, huh?  grissom just sits back and hands you the reins.  -- maybe he don't know what we know.	What are you talking about?
why, eckhardt.  you should be thinking about the future.	Got it all figured, huh?  Grissom just sits back and hands you the reins.  -- Maybe he don't know what we know.
i answer to grissom, punk.  not to you.	Why, Eckhardt.  You should be thinking about the future.
eckhardt... our problems are your problems.	I answer to Grissom, punk.  Not to you.
i'm on top of it.  if there's a problem --	Eckhardt... our problems are your problems.
don't let your job interfere with your business.  -- someone's been talking to harvey dent.	I'm on top of it.  If there's a problem --
sorry.  we had another bat sighting.	Don't let your job interfere with your business.  -- Someone's been talking to Harvey Dent.
i missed you, lieutenant.	Sorry.  We had another bat sighting.
you shouldn'ta turned the gun on that kid, man.  you shouldn'ta --	Do you want this money or don't you?  Now shut up!  Shut up --
no wonder you're such a chickenshit.  now shut up.  there ain't no bat.	You shouldn'ta turned the gun on that kid, man.  You shouldn'ta --
my brother's a priest, man.	No wonder you're such a chickenshit.  Now shut up.  There ain't no bat.
god!  how old are you?  there ain't no bat.	My brother's a priest, man.
there was no blood, man.  my brother says... all the bad things you done... they come back and haunt you...	God!  How old are you?  There ain't no bat.
no shit.  it was all over the pavement.	There was no blood, man.  My brother says... all the bad things you done... they come back and haunt you...
five stories, straight down. there was no blood in the body.	No shit.  It was all over the pavement.
gimme a break, will you?  shut up.	Five stories, straight down. There was no blood in the body.
that ain't what i heard.  that ain't what i heard at all.  i heard the bat got him.	Gimme a break, will you?  Shut up.
look, johnny gobs got ripped and walked off a roof, all right?  no big loss.	That ain't what I heard.  That ain't what I heard at all.  I heard the bat got him.
i dunno, man.  after what happened to johnny gobs - -	Look, Johnny Gobs got ripped and walked off a roof, all right?  No big loss.
what are you, scared of heights?	I dunno, man.  After what happened to Johnny Gobs - -
let's beat it, man.  i don't like it up here.	What are you, scared of heights?
jack - - please - - wipe that lunatic grin off your face.	HA!  That's the best part. I CAN'T!!
jack?  jack?  do i look like a jack?	Jack - - please - - WIPE THAT LUNATIC GRIN OFF YOUR FACE.
jack, listen -- we'll cut a deal --	JACK?  JACK?  DO I LOOK LIKE A JACK?
i've died once already.  it wasn't so bad -- in fact i recommend it.	Jack, listen -- we'll cut a deal --
it's not the girl, jack.  sooner or later you would've tried to take me.  you may get me now, but your life won't be worth a dime.	I've died once already.  It wasn't so bad -- In fact I recommend it.
jack?  thank god.  i can't believe it's you.  i heard you'd been --	Is that what you "heard"?
it's me.  "sugar bumps."	Jack?  Thank God.  I can't believe it's you.  I heard you'd been --
i understand.	Oh, Jack.  -- Don't forget your lucky deck.
because i want someone i can trust.	I understand.
why do you need me to handle a simple break-in?	Because I want someone I can trust.
okay, a break-in.  trash the office, make off with the books ... "industrial espionage."	Very good idea, Jack.  In fact --  -- I'd like you to handle this operation personally.
that's it?	That's it.
nobody wants a war, carmine.  if we can't do business, we shake hands and part friends.	That's it?
and what happens if we say no?	Nobody wants a war, Carmine.  If we can't do business, we shake hands and part friends.
i've considered that possibility.	And what happens if we say no?
i don't like taking orders from grissom. and i especially don't like taking orders from grissom's goon.	I've considered that possibility.
please! we'll talk. just tell us what you expect.	Goddammit, I expect to be treated like and ARTIST. GET OFF MY SCREEN!!
ten million dollars. ten mi -- you cheapskates! i've just wiped out the stock market. i've cost you billions!  i want ten million and one.	Please! We'll talk. Just tell us what you expect.
all right, then. here's the deal. total amnesty... and the sum of ten million dollars, payable in --	Ten million dollars. Ten mi -- YOU CHEAPSKATES! I've just wiped out the stock market. I've cost you billions!  I want ten million and one.
i'd like to read a prepared statement. 'while this administration remains vehemently opposed to terrorism in any form, we are prepared to negotiate any reasonable demands which will guarantee the safety of the populace.'	Huh. Demands. Well, gents, this is kinda embarrassing, but... I'm having such a swell time, I just haven't thought any up.
joker here. can we talk?	I'd like to read a prepared statement. 'While this administration remains vehemently opposed to terrorism in any form, we are prepared to negotiate any reasonable demands which will guarantee the safety of the populace.'
i'll see you burn.  i'll see you dead -- get away from me!!	Miss Vale, was it something I said?  Do you want to sniff my flower?
what?  i improved her a little...	I'll see you burn.  I'll see you dead -- GET AWAY FROM ME!!
you scum!  you sick filth!... you did that to her!	What?  I improved her a little...
alicia!  come here, have a seat.  show miss vale why you wear the mask.	You SCUM!  You SICK FILTH!... You DID THAT to her!
... why the mask?	Alicia!  Come here, have a seat.  Show Miss Vale why you wear the mask.
i've seen worse.  much worse.	Strong stomach, huh?  I like that in a woman -- Maybe we can do business after all.
... behind the makeup?	I've seen worse.  Much worse.
maybe we should start with a portrait of the artist.  people might like to see the face behind the makeup.	... Behind the makeup?
a visual record, yes.  a before-and- after kind of thing.  this could make your reputation.	Maybe we should start with a portrait of the artist.  People might like to see the face behind the makeup.
and you want a --	A visual record, yes.  A before-and- after kind of thing.  This could make your reputation.
unfortunate, but i think we can work around it.	And you want a --
... thank you.	Unfortunate, but I think we can work around it.
god yes, allie. i've gotta say -- that was the ballsiest move i ever...	Holy shit. Holy...
yeah. yeah. little winded. did you see that?!	God yes, Allie. I've gotta say -- that was the ballsiest move I ever...
you okay?	Yeah. Yeah. Little winded. DID YOU SEE THAT?!
holy shit!!	You okay?
look! it's bruce!!  allies -- the balloons. we've got to find some way to tell him!	Great. How??
yeah. deja vu.	What do you say? Let's head for the lights.
couldn't turn down the job, huh? a girl could get hurt this way.	Yeah. Deja vu.
jesus, vicki! where is it??	It's gone.
allie... he wants to tell me. i had a roll of film. his face was on it. he knew that -- and he let me keep.	Jesus, Vicki! Where is it??
vicki. we got a wealthy millionaire here... who dresses up like a bat. he goes out at night and swings around -- in his cape -- on a rope.  crazy bat-stard!	Allie... he wants to tell me. I had a roll of film. His face was on it. He knew that -- And he let me keep.
he's not crazy.	Vicki. We got a wealthy millionaire here... who dresses up like a bat. He goes out at night and swings around -- in his cape -- on a rope.  CRAZY BAT-STARD!
not what?	He's not crazy.
allie, he's not.	Not what?
the guy's bats all right. he's bat shit crazy. he --  -- i can't believe it. i was right!!	Allie, he's not.
i've had it with you.  i'm leaving.	Bruce Wayne is out of his mind.  Next time you call him up and he can't go out Friday night - - think it over.
right.  and they know him.  and that's why it would never occur to them for a minute that their old buddy bruce puts on a cape at night and goes out looking for --	I've had it with you.  I'm leaving.
alexander... i know you.	Right.  And they know him.  And that's why it would never occur to them for a minute that their old buddy Bruce puts on a cape at night and goes out looking for --
... okay, then, i have a confession to make.  i'm the batman.	Alexander... I know you.
he's best friends with jim gordon and harvey dent.  they would know.	... Okay, then, I have a confession to make.  I'm the Batman.
... oh?  why is that, vicki?	He's best friends with Jim Gordon and Harvey Dent.  They would know.
allie, i know exactly why you're doing this.	... Oh?  Why is that, Vicki?
everybody needs a hobby.  you explain it, vicki.  he walks out on his own party.  half an hour later, who turns up?  batman.  sees an execution, freaks out in an alleyway.  no place to change.	Allie, I know exactly why you're doing this.
are they paying you for all this?	Everybody needs a hobby.  You explain it, Vicki.  He walks out on his own party.  Half an hour later, who turns up?  Batman.  Sees an execution, freaks out in an alleyway.  No place to change.
yeah?  according to this, he's in geneva from '76 to '79. well, i called geneva.  nobody there's even heard of the guy - - probably off in tibet with some kung fu master.	Are they paying you for all this?
you are on drugs.	Yeah?  According to this, he's in Geneva from '76 to '79. Well, I called Geneva.  Nobody there's even heard of the guy - - Probably off in Tibet with some kung fu master.
something like this -- what do you suppose this could drive a guy to?	You are on drugs.
oh, bruce...	Something like this -- what do you suppose this could drive a guy to?
yep.  he watched the whole thing happen - - recognize the beat cop?  jim gordon	Oh, Bruce...
his face.  allie, look at his face.	Yep.  He watched the whole thing happen - - Recognize the beat cop?  Jim Gordon
nice snap, huh?  pulitzer prize, 1963.	His face.  Allie, look at his face.
plain or roasted?  alex, i'm very flattered that you've gone out and done all this research.	Why?  Aw, come on, Vicki, I'm a reporter. I'm curious.  I do this for a living.  There's a phone.  You can call him up and cancel.
peanuts?	Yeah.  Peanuts.  Which is how he goes through women.
guess who's got a date with bruce wayne?	Bruce Wayne?  Date?  He called you up and asked you for a date?  Shit.  HEY, MIRANDA!  C'MERE!  Now pay close attention to this.  Miranda -- tell my friend here what you told me about Bruce Wayne.
yum, yum.	Well, he must like the way he looks.  He's got a mirror in every room.
what were you thinking?	Yum, yum.
oh.  sorry.  i was thinking.	What were you thinking?
that, and the sweet smell of two hundred million bucks.	Well, you know me.  The more they've got, the less they're worth.  This guy must be the most worthless man in America.
i bet they like him for his big charity balls.	That, and the sweet smell of two hundred million bucks.
likes to kill? knox  women find him magnetic.	I bet they like him for his big charity balls.
rich.  reclusive.  bankrolls half a dozen charities.	Likes to kill? KNOX  Women find him magnetic.
all aver the world.  they say he's spent half of his life overseas.	Holy shit...
where does one man get all this junk?	All aver the world.  They say he's spent half of his life overseas.
man, i feel like robin leach.  you actually know all these people?	Some.  I am a rich bitch, remember?  I'm quoting.
no.	Well, I'm starving.  Will you at least buy me a hamburger?
oh, absolutely.  bruce and i are very close.	No.
our next d.a. -- i hear bruce wayne is throwing a fundraiser.  did you get your invitation yet?	Oh, absolutely.  Bruce and I are very close.
small so far.  i think he's leaving the big fish for harvey dent.	Our next D.A. -- I hear Bruce Wayne is throwing a fundraiser.  Did you get your invitation yet?
evildoers, huh?  big or small?	Small so far.  I think he's leaving the big fish for Harvey Dent.
oh, it's too good.  we got a six-foot bat that swoops out of the night and preys on evildoers.	Evildoers, huh?  Big or small?
a girl could get killed - - so they tell me.  what's new and hot in gotham city?	Oh, it's too good.  We got a six-foot bat that swoops out of the night and preys on evildoers.
god, vick, a girl could get hurt doing this.	A girl could get killed - - so they tell me.  What's new and hot in Gotham City?
too much glamor, huh.  what's in the bag - - monte carlo?  apes in kenya?	God, Vick, a girl could get hurt doing this.
burned out.  i need a vacation.	Too much glamor, huh.  What's in the bag - - Monte Carlo?  Apes in Kenya?
honey - - i would know any randomly selected square inch of vicki vale.  if i had a good enough hint.	Burned out.  I need a vacation.
how'd you know it was me?	Honey - - I would know any randomly selected square inch of Vicki Vale.  If I had a good enough hint.
he's not too bad.  i can live with him.	I'm afraid you don't know the half of it. Sit down.  I have a tale to tell.  And not a happy one.
here, let me do that.	No, I'm fine.
maybe i ought to think about getting another job.	Good idea - with a boss who's a really ugly son-of-a-bitch.
it was nothing.  we're not ... he just makes me laugh.  when was the last time we laughed?  any of us?	I know... I know. I've been an arsehole of spectacular proportions. Olympic standard.
shhh...	It was nothing.  We're not ... He just makes me laugh.  When was the last time we laughed?  Any of us?
about charles...	shhh...
everything's gonna be fine.	About Charles...
let's get a coffee.	Yes.  Great.  Kevin, I'11 send Bean in to keep you company.
sorry, honey - he just happened to tag along.	Nothing ever really changes, does it, David?
0 my god.	Sorry, honey - he just happened to tag along.
at least you didn't bring mr bean with you.	Ah, well .... CUT TO:
i was sort of half way through the sentence in which i would have asked him when it suddenly seemed like a mistake.	Honestly David, you're so spineless.
meaning?	I was sort of half way through the sentence in which I would have asked him when it suddenly seemed like a mistake.
sort of half.....	Meaning?
great.  you said you'd ask grierson about putting our guest somewhere else.  did you?	Sort of half.....
yes.  and i have a wine for dinner that will kill you.	Great.  You said you'd ask Grierson about putting our guest somewhere else.  Did you?
hi.....  roses.	Yes.  And I have a wine for dinner that will kill you.
hi,	Hi.....  Roses.
i know you are.  very serious ... most of the time these days.	Now what does that mean?  My daughter wakes up with a strange man in her bed, and I'm supposed to think it's amusing?  That tie's God-awful.  Why do you wear it?
david, i'm serious!	I know you are.  Very serious ... most of the time these days.
okay.  it's not a problem... let's just sit ... i'11 talk to the gallery ...	David, I'm serious!
shut up, kevin.  honey, you-re not making sense ...	It's okay.  There's no one out here. Just open the door.  Trust me.
ali?  what's wrong?	Your face smells like a foot.
0h ali we can work this thing out, you know.	Ali?  What's wrong?
liar.	0h Ali we can work this thing out, you know.
one.	Liar.
there were three strawberries.	One.
i had the last strawberry in the refrigerator.	There were three strawberries.
go ahead.	I had the last strawberry in the refrigerator.
jesus.	I need some time, David.  A little time.  It's not just you.  It's partly me.
it isn't working any more, david.	I know - I'11 take it in to George tomorrow'- he'll fix it.  Stupid thing.
i'm not sure i got the right person but they were a bit busy ...	What's wrong with you, David?  All you have to do is say, Excuse me, I've been sitting here since the start of the Millennium and I'd really like some action from you before the end of the world. I'll go.
did you really ask?	I'm not sure I got the right person but they were a bit busy ...
well, they're kind of busy but it doesn't look like ...	Did you really ask?
scottish.	Tom Jones?
it's the last thing we need.	That's exactly what I said ... before I said - Great, it's a sensational idea."
yes.  yes.  sometime.	It's the last thing we need.
david - are you ever going to learn to say 'no'?	Yes.  Yes.  Sometime.
ahm - he's male.  he's english.  he's a doctor of er ... at least 2 things.  i think they would have mentioned if he was a blind dwarf.  or one of those guys who kills lots of people all the time.  i think we're looking at someone moderately normal here.	David - are you ever going to learn to say 'no'?
do we know anything about him?	Ahm - he's male.  He's English.  He's a doctor of er ... at least 2 things.  I think they would have mentioned if he was a blind dwarf.  Or one of those guys who kills lots of people all the time.  I think we're looking at someone moderately normal here.
and what did you say?	I said I'd check with you.
yes, there are hotels.  they just thought maybe it'd be nice for him to stay with a real american family.  popcorn, waffles, all that stuff.	And what did you say?
there aren't hotels?	Yes, there are hotels.  They just thought maybe it'd be nice for him to stay with a real American family.  Popcorn, waffles, all that stuff.
and they asked me if we'd like to ... you know... put him up for a while.	There aren't hotels?
yeeees?	And they asked me if we'd like to ... you know... put him up for a while.
sounds great.  excellent.  though-, ahm... there's this guy who's coming to work at the gallery, from england...	Yeeees?
jennifer can stay and look after kevin	Sounds great.  Excellent.  Though-, Ahm... there's this guy who's coming to work at the Gallery, from England...
ahm, well, you know ~ that's a tough question - on one' level i think it ....	Don't ask him about work, Charlie. Life's too short.
david.  there's a call for you.  it's your wife.	Great.  Classic timing.  Why don't you ask her just to leave a date for the divorce?  I'll check my diary later.
big day today, huh? 78	Uh ... yes ...
goodnight annie.	Night.
excuse me.  mr grierson called down. he's ready to see you upstairs.	Thanks, Annie.
right first time.	I can understand THAT. Neither do I.
he doesn't like to say much does he?	Right first time.
oh, right, yeah.  two dollars please.	No, Annie, no.  This is Doctor Bean. He's going to be working with us.
annie, it's me.	Oh, right, yeah.  two dollars please.
two dollars please.	Annie, it's me.
it wasn't a dream, was it.  i have to go in to work and tell them whistler's mother now looks like danny de vito.	Well, Ahm....
oh yes.	Whistler was a great painter, but he wasn't a great chooser of paints ....
what happened?!!!	Ahm.... .
oh dear.	What happened?!!!
oh jesus.  oh god.  oh jesus god.  oh mary mother of jesus. oh jesus of nazareth.	oh dear.
what?  what?	Oh Jesus.  Oh God.  Oh Jesus God.  Oh Mary Mother of Jesus. Oh Jesus of Nazareth.
ahm.....	What?  What?
seems to be a problem with the door. where's the picture gone?	Ahm.....
better go.  grierson hates people being late.	Yes.  Ahm... think I'11 ...
ah, mr bean ...	Excuse me.
look at all this - publicity expenditure ... catering ... all completely fictional ... back as far as june 93 ...	I don't think you really understand what you're looking at ...
he's just parking the governor's car.	Great - keep him out of trouble.
yes.  ahm.  i was just wondering where my english house guest had got to.	He's just parking the Governor's car.
everything okay, david?	Yes.  Ahm.  I was just wondering where my English house guest had got to.
yes, look, i wanted to talk to you about this.  i'm sure we haven't been doing as badly as all that.	You're an innocent and an optimist David - that's why I love you. .  Jesus - what a terrible tie- Come on, the Governor's coming at 3. And before then I have a little surprise for you and the Boss.
great day.  at last we can start getting out of debt and concentrating on the future.	Yes, look, I wanted to talk to you about this.  I'm sure we haven't been doing as badly as all that.
'emergency measures, in your book means sack people right?	Not necessarily.  That's where this ...  comes in.  No, I've had a better idea than sacking people.  You'll hear soon enough.
look, i've left bean on his own. nice to chat though bernie - always a subtle joy.	Thanks, David.  Always a pleasure.
it's great when people who work together can become real friends.	Isn't it?
yes, isn't he.	It's great when people who work together can become real friends.
saw her at the movies the other night with that boss of hers.  nice guy.  good looking.	Yes, isn't he.
she's ... well, she's good.	Saw her at the movies the other night with that boss of hers.  Nice guy.  Good looking.
and howls alison?	She's ... well, she's good.
ah. fine.  it's good.  it's great.	And howls Alison?
howls he getting on with the family?	Ah. Fine.  It's good.  It's great.
yes.  i'11 mention it to him.  but ... he's kind of his own guy, you know?	Howls he getting on with the family?
i was hoping du.  bean might take a look at my computer project today.	Yes.  I'11 mention it to him.  But ... he's kind of his own guy, you know?
it's very good bernie.	But the particular glory of the system... is that it can also work oh large screens in each individual room - so we can network the program to every room in the gallery.
thank you, sir.  although, i'm afraid i don't quite see how we can ...	Good point Bernie - precisely the kind of perceptive interjection I'd expect from my new V.P. How can we, you ask, survive without Whistler's Mother - our single greatest asset?  Well, the truth is - we can't.  So what am I saying?  Will we find her again?  Never - this robber was clearly the work of a criminal of great genius.
he's a man with a plan who will haul us into profitability and the 21st century.	Thank you, sir.  Although, I'm afraid I don't quite see how we can ...
okay, that'll do.  the governor's here in half an hour.  we have to be totally ready then.  no excuses.  period!	Thank you Bernie.  Well done.  Now, If you'll excuse - I have a little smartening up to do myself.
this is elmer, our longest serving...	Hey.  Let's junk the medals, Elmer.  This is not a Veterans' reunion. We wanna make the Governor feel at home.  Not remind him of piles of dead people wearing uniforms.
and that's where you introduce me to the governor.	Right.  Got it.
what a pleasure, governor reynolds.  i'd like you to meet some of our staff here. .	And that's where you introduce me to the Governor.
we'll be able to start this afternoon.  i'11 pipe the guide to every video screen in the gallery.  now, that'll impress the governor.	Well, bravo!  What with you and Whistler's Ma - I think I've got a winning team.
love to, sir, but no can do.  no spare room.  period.	David?
so ... i'm wondering if one of you would have this guy stay in your home instead of some expensive hotel.	Love to, sir, but no can do.  No spare room.  Period.
lord walton assures me this guy's one of the very top scholars in the english art world.  has a couple of doctorates no less.	Great news.
so, why not haul your ...  nice little ass into this room and explain to me and my wife why our precious daughter is going to be absolutely fine because of all the fantastic intelligence and attention you are going to give her case.	Okay, sir.  Certainly.  Good.
we have.  in fact, we've been sitting here since the start of the millennium and i'd really like some action from you before the end of the world.	So, why not haul your ...  nice little ass into this room and explain to me and my wife why our precious daughter is going to be absolutely fine because of all the fantastic intelligence and attention you are going to give her case.
i'm er ... sorry if you've been waiting a long time.	We have.  In fact, we've been sitting here since the start of the Millennium and I'd really like some action from you before the end of the world.
i said say that again, son - because the next time you do, i'll make sure you're in there with my daughter, but in a slightly less healthy state and she's in a coma with a broken arm right now.	I'm er ... sorry if you've been waiting a long time.
i beg your pardon?	I said say that again, son - because the next time you do, I'll make sure you're in there with my daughter, but in a slightly less healthy state and she's in a coma with a broken arm right now.
say that again, son.	I beg your pardon?
a car sounds sensible.	And I need Fridays off, to spend more time with my family.  Speaking of which - if you'll excuse me .... I've got a lot of time to make up.
maybe two cars.	A car sounds sensible.
mmmmm...	Maybe two cars.
and a car.	Mmmmm...
of course.	And a car.
very accommodating well, no, sir, i'm sure ...	Of course.
i owe you a very serious apology, young man.  it wouldn't surprise me if you wanted to leave us after this.  i sincerely hope that you do not.	VERY ACCOMMODATING Well, no, sir, I'm sure ...
i'm fired?  because i let a... copy of a painting the get stolen?	Of course not.  I'm sacking you for neglectful conduct, relating to the heavy financial loss this gallery has incurred, through your recent lack of professional judgement.  A loss I trust Bernie will be able to reverse.
david, david, david ...	I'm fired?  Because I let a... copy of a painting the get stolen?
well, congratulations.  isn't that great, david?	Certainly is.
bravo.  let's put on a good show tomorrow, shall we?  don't want anything to go wrong.	Quite right, sir.
ahm....	Bravo.  Let's put on a good show tomorrow, shall we?  Don't want anything to go wrong.
i think you're wrong, david.  she looks as fine as she's ever looked. worth every cent of the 10 million dollar-s.	Ahm....
brilliant, huh?  i already have a prospective buyer - the current governor of california, no less, who is flies in tomorrow to inspect her and clinch the deal.  spread the news.  i think decisive leadership has done the trick, don't you?	Yes, sir.  Yes, sir.  Congratulations. Marvellous thing.  Bravo.
no. no, no, hold on ... we cant sustain our loses - so i've decided.. to sell whistler's mother.	Brilliant, huh?  I already have a prospective buyer - the current Governor of California, no less, who is flies in tomorrow to inspect her and clinch the deal.  Spread the news.  I think decisive leadership has done the trick, don't you?
... you have to sack me.  i understand, sir.  i'll go quietly.  in fact i'll go right now.	No. no, no, hold on ... We cant sustain our loses - so I've decided.. to sell Whistler's Mother.
thank you david.  however, flattery will get you nowhere.  truth is, i have a rather different plan for whistler's dear mama.  bernie and i have been inspecting our books - and the long and short of it is, we cannot survive with our current losses, so ...	... you have to sack me.  I understand, sir.  I'll go quietly.  In fact I'll go right now.
time taken its toll on the old girl, eh?	Exactly.  She's in a surprisingly terrible state.  Isn't she, Bean?
the thing is, sir, i've just been giving the painting a very thorough inspection, with the help of dr bean here - and we feel the time's come for whistler's mum to have her first face-lift.	Time taken its toll on the old girl, eh?
no!	Er ... pray tell me why?
you're not going to ....	Sack him?  David, what else can I do?  This business is not, repeat, not breaking even. And David ... notice anything this morning?
glad to hear it.  tell poor mr larson to come through, will you?	You're not going to ....
yes, although, i really..... thank you.  yes, it's great to have him with us. the whole family's very excited.	Glad to hear it.  Tell poor Mr Larson to come through, will you?
very pleased you've taken him in, david.  at a time when no-one's job is safe, it really identifies you as a team player.	Yes, although, I really..... thank you.  Yes, it's great to have him with us. The whole family's very excited.
ah... he certainly has something, sir.	Very pleased you've taken him in, David.  At a time when no-one's job is safe, it really identifies you as a team player.
ah, david.  finally.  and this must be our professor from across the sea.	Yes, this is Doctor Bean.
tomorrow.  you have a problem with that?	No. Perfect.  Looking forward to it. CUT TO:
on the other hand ... maybe a breath of fresh air is just what my family needs ... yes.  great news.  fabulous.  triumphant.  course it might need a little smoothing over.  when's he due?	Tomorrow.  You have a problem with that?
i thought perhaps as vice-president, and in view of the unfortunate attendance's for the summer show this year... the massive financial loss ...	on the other hand ... maybe a breath of fresh air is just what my family needs ... Yes.  Great news.  Fabulous.  Triumphant.  Course it might need a little smoothing over.  When's he due?
oh, look, i mean, it's kind of the last thing... i mean, i'd really like to, but... things at home are kind of sensitive, so i couldn't really er ...	I thought perhaps as Vice-President, and in view of the unfortunate attendance's for the summer show this year... the MASSIVE financial LOSS ...
bye, dad.	Ah ... Jennifer, I need you to watch Kevin.  Jen?
it's you and mom that need to talk.	Sure.  You're right.
jen - you don't wanna talk about it?	It's you and Mom that need to talk.
honey, calm down now... it's okay...	There's a man.  I woke up next to a man ...
welsh again.	Okay, so the guy's gonna look like Meatloaf's backside.  No-one's asking you to go to bed with him.
welsh.	Sean Connery.
richard burton was very good-looking.	Welsh.
all the guys they claim are english to and good-looking like dan day- lewis and liam neeson, turn out to be irish.  even anthony hopkins is welsh.  prince charles is so ugly they pay him two million bucks a year to stay indoors.	Richard Burton was very good-looking.
what makes you say that?	All the guys they claim are English to and good-looking like Dan Day- Lewis and Liam Neeson, turn out to be Irish.  Even Anthony Hopkins is welsh.  Prince Charles is so ugly they pay him two million bucks a year to stay indoors.
oh come on - the guy's going to be a creep.  all englishmen are ugly.	What makes you say that?
they're pretty.  learn it in the army?	No - but when you've torn out a man's throat with your bare hands, you learn to appreciate the beautiful things in life.
sure did.	They're pretty.  Learn it in the army?
you arrange those flowers yourself?	Sure did.
you've known me five years elmer. when do you get to calling me david?	Not my place, sir.  It would only be a matter of time before I'm calling you Dave.  Then where would we be?  By next year, you're my Sweety-Pie" and I'm "Coochie-Coo".  I'11 be back in 15.
not in one piece anyway.  i see mrs whistler as kind of ... like my own dear mother.  i'd kill any man that tried to interfere with her.  the vice president here will vouch for that.	You've known me five years Elmer. When do you get to calling me David?
as you can see, security's pretty tight in this section.  nobody gets past elmer here.  isn't that right?	Not in one piece anyway.  I see Mrs Whistler as kind of ... like my own dear mother.  I'd kill any man that tried to interfere with her.  The Vice President here will vouch for that.
... in the distant future.	Bye, Bean.  Thanks for everything. And take care, huh?  I know it's insane, but I'm going to miss you.
but is she gonna be okay?	How the hell should I know?
she was wearing a helmet.  it could have been worse.	But is she gonna be okay?
is jenny gonna be okay?	She was wearing a helmet.  It could have been worse.
hey, en, nice bike'- but remember: any kids you have are gonna look just like its handsome driver.	Jennifer!  This is not - repeat, not! how we do things in this family. I've told you never to get on one of those death traps!  Please - talk to me.  I promise to be reasonable.
well, there is that ...	I'11 give you a chance... Know anything about computers?
that's one - way of looking at it.  you might also say this guy is brainless he has no brain'.	Well, there is that ...
he was incredible.  this guy is fearless.  he has no fear.	That's one - way of looking at it.  You might also say this guy is brainless he has no brain'.
well, michael bolton's pretty grisly.	I vote for Bart.
who do you think is the ugliest guy who ever lived.	Well, Michael Bolton's pretty grisly.
hiya dad ~ i'll need you upstairs for homework in about ....  oh, 20 minutes.	Great, good.
it is urgent, sir.	Okay.....
damn.  i was just going to number 4 ....	It is urgent, sir.
we need you urgently in c theatre.	Damn.  I was just going to Number 4 ....
yes?	We need you urgently in C Theatre.
doctor jacobson?	Yes?
i am sorry you feel that way.	And I'm sorry you look that way, short-ass.  That suit stinks and you obviously dye your hair.
i've known soldiers who've had their heads blown off who were more intelligent than you two.  not only have you failed to protect your most valuable possession from theft - but you didn't even know it'd been stolen!  i'd sooner buy heroin from the guy who sells drugs outside my grandson's school than anything from you guys.	I am sorry you feel that way.
off the peg?	Yes it is ... may I introduce you To Bern ...
why thank you sir.	off the peg?
interesting suit.	Why thank you sir.
not at all, governor.  very striking.	Interesting suit.
hi, grierson, forgive the war paint.  going on to my regiment/s reunion after.	Not at all, Governor.  Very striking.
what a pleasure, governor.  welcome.	Hi, Grierson, forgive the war paint.  Going on To my regiment/s reunion after.
come on sting!	Sting?!  Sounds like something you put on a rash.
of course he is.	Are you?
you know, mr. bean's okay.  you're not gonna kick him out, are you, dad?	Of course he is.
i wish i could use that at school.  "hey, teach, no hard feelings ... it's just things between us ain't what they used to be and i need a little space, ya know?  so i'11 see you around in a couple of years, maybe".	It's a kind of an interesting swap. Mom for the Man from Ga Ga.
nope.	You.
you know the thing i hate most about children?	Nope.
no, seriously - i know he's your boyfriend, but there's something about his upper lip that is so weird.  what do you think it is, dad?  jen says it's a moustache, i say it's a cluster of about 11 mosquitoes, resting.	You know the thing I hate most about children?
shut up, kevin.	NO, seriously - I know he's your boyfriend, but there's something about his upper lip that is so weird.  What do you think it is, Dad?  Jen says it's a moustache, I say it's a cluster of about 11 mosquitoes, resting.
you already said that, butt-head.	Oh, uh, I mean, uh, ass-goblin...
uh... butt-snatch...	You already said that, Butt-Head.
um... ass... head...	Uh... butt-snatch...
uh... dill, um, face...	Um... ass... head...
um, uh, butt... um, hole. butt-hole...	Uh... dill, um, face...
butt-snatch...	Um, uh, butt... um, hole. Butt-hole...
bunghole...	Butt-snatch...
dill-wad...	Bunghole...
turd-burglar...	Dill-wad...
butt-dumpling...	Turd-burglar...
shut up, dill-hole.	Butt-dumpling...
uh, i probably will, but not you. you're too much of a butt-monkey. huh huh.	Shut up, dill-hole.
hey butt-head, do you think we're ever gonna score?	Uh, I probably will, but not you. You're too much of a butt-monkey. Huh huh.
uh... bye-bye.	Heh heh. Bye bye. Heh heh.
cigarettes and beer rule! huh huh.	Yeah! We're with the bureau of cigarettes and chicks! We're gonna score!
yeah, maybe some chicks too. heh heh.	Cigarettes and beer rule! Huh huh.
you hear that, beavis! we're gonna get alcohol, tobacco and guns!	Yeah, maybe some chicks too. Heh heh.
yeah, and um, he used to hit me too.	Uh hey, does anyone wanna see my unit?
yeah, he had a lot of problems. huh huh huh.	Yeah, and um, he used to hit me too.
i always thought there was something wrong with him. heh heh heh.	Yeah, he had a lot of problems. Huh huh huh.
heh heh. fire. heh heh aaaaeeehhhhg!!!	What's your problem Beavis?
huh huh huh. settle down beavis.	Oh yeah,...I mean no. NO! I won't settle down! Not this time!...
uh... attention, attention! we're looking for that chick with the big boobs.	Heh heh. We wanna do her now!
well where is she?!	Could you, like, tell her we're ready to score?
yeah, heh heh. umm, isn't seattle in washington? heh heh... 'cuz i was thinking maybe we could go see hole.	Yeah. We can go see Hole and then we can get some hole. Huh huh huh huh.
uh, oh yeah. cool. they can take us to washington and we can finally score.	Yeah, heh heh. Umm, isn't Seattle in Washington? Heh heh... 'cuz I was thinking maybe we could go see Hole.
hey butt-head it's that chick!	Uh, oh yeah. Cool. They can take us to Washington and we can finally score.
c'mon, beavis, just start running really fast when you hit the ground. it'll work.	Okay. I'll go right after you.
uh, you first.	C'mon, Beavis, just start running really fast when you hit the ground. It'll work.
hey butt-head, look. a jack. heh heh.	Huh huh. Jack. Huh huh.
uh... huh huh. i have a couple. butt cheeks, huh huh huh.	Yeah! Boobs. Heh heh. I just wanna say that again. Boobs. Heh heh.
huh? huh huh.	Whoa, this is cool! Heh heh. It's like, everything looks all weird and...
hey butt-head, i'm starting to feel weird. i think i'm freaking out.	Huh? Huh huh.
whoa, my life is cool!	Uh... I think I'm seeing something too. It's like a really long time ago...
uh, probably, huh huh...whoa, i think my life is like, flashing in front of my eyes!	Whoa, my life is cool!
hey butt-head, are we gonna die?	Uh, probably, huh huh...Whoa, I think my life is like, flashing in front of my eyes!
hey butt-head, isn't there supposed to be like, water in cactuses?	Uh...
uh...	Dammit!!!! Dammit!!!!
yeah or like a seven-eleven or something... are we almost there?	Uh, probably like, another five minutes or something.
this desert is stupid. they need to put a drinking fountain out here.	Yeah or like a Seven-Eleven or something... Are we almost there?
this sucks. it's all hot and stuff.	This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here.
uh... i think you scared them off.	This sucks. What are we doing here? Weren't we suppost'a go to Washington and score or something?
hey, where'd those chicks go?	Uh... I think you scared them off.
check it out butt-head, porta-potties.	Cool, huh huh.
huh huh huh. hey beavis. we're on a bus with chicks.	Heh hmm heh heh.
you mean there's mre than one?	Huh huh huh. Hey Beavis. We're on a bus with chicks.
uh... is this the right bus?	You mean there's mre than one?
that's not that much.	Yeah really. Let's get outta here Beavis. Huh huh huh. This sucks.
ow! i'll kick your butt!	Huh huh. You mean like this?
huh huh. get out of the way, beavis, i wanna sit by the window. huh huh.	Ow! I'll kick your butt!
ow! cut it out butt-head.	Huh huh. Get out of the way, Beavis, I wanna sit by the window. Huh huh.
yeah, it's just the same thing over and over again.	Uh... We can't leave Washington 'till we find that chick.
that was boring. huh huh.	Yeah, it's just the same thing over and over again.
that sucks. heh heh. they need some shows about fire! change the channel.	Uh...
dammit, all they have is shows about water.	That sucks. Heh heh. They need some shows about fire! Change the channel.
you should kick your butt's ass. huh huh huh.	Dammit, all they have is shows about water.
my butt's bothering me!	You should kick your butt's ass. Huh huh huh.
beavis, huh huh, what'er you doing?	My butt's bothering me!
check it out butt-head, tv!	Cool! Huh huh huh.
yeah, heh heh, enough'a this crap.	Check it out Butt-Head, TV!
this is dumb, let's find that chick.	Yeah, heh heh, enough'a this crap.
so, like, where is she?	Yeah, really.
yeah, heh heh. damn right!	So, like, where is she?
damn, huh huh.	Yeah, heh heh. Damn right!
heh heh. we're in washington!	Huh huh. We're gonna score now.
no way butt-hole! i want the window.	Cut it out butt-hole!
this is it, beavis. huh huh. we're finally gonna score.	Heh heh. Thank God.
me first.	Huh huh. No way, dude.
ow, let go, butt-head!	Huh huh huh.
me first!	Forget it, bunghole!
so, uh, huh huh. are we gonna score now?	Me first!
huh huh huh. i'm ready for love.	Me first! Me first!
uh... hey baby. are we like, doing it?	Me first?
huh huh huh. that chick was talking about doing it.	Heh heh. This is the best night of our lives.
huh huh huh huh huh huh.	Uh... Uh...
ow! these chips suck.	What a rip-off. Come on. We gotta find that chick.
beavis. this is what it's all about.	Heh heh. Yeah.
that's butt-head. don't you get it, beavis. these dudes have the same name as us.	Yeah, we should party.
and boot-head.	That's Butt-Head. Don't you get it, Beavis. These dudes have the same name as us.
huh huh. this says beavis.	And Boot-Head.
uh... buuuuut. boot. someone named boot.	Huh huh. This says Beavis.
uh, b...a...u... no, uh, v...	Uh... Buuuuut. Boot. Someone named boot.
hey butt-head, why's that guy holding a sign?	Uh... maybe he's blind... Huh huh, check this out.
yeah, heh heh. i thought there'd be casinos and lights and stuff.	Hey Butt-Head, why's that guy holding a sign?
uh, huh huh, this is las vegas?	Yeah, heh heh. I thought there'd be casinos and lights and stuff.
dammit! huh huh. that chick wants me.	Aggghg! We're gonna die! We're all gonna die!
wait, i wanted her to do it.	Huh huh. Soon, she will be mine.
yeah, heh heh, and then we're gonna get a big-screen tv! heh heh.	Beavis, this is the greatest day of our lives. Huh huh huh.
we're gonna get paid to score.	Yeah, heh heh, and then we're gonna get a big-screen TV! Heh heh.
oh, heh heh really? cool. heh heh.	Uh, huh huh... We'll do it, sir.
beavis, you butt-munch, this guy wants us to score with his wife. and he's gonna pay us. we can buy a new tv.	Oh, heh heh really? Cool. Heh heh.
nnnnaah...we need to watch tv dammit!!!	Beavis, you butt-munch, this guy wants us to score with his wife. And he's gonna pay us. We can buy a new TV.
shut up beavis! uh, yeah. we'll do your wife.	Nnnnaah...We need to watch TV DAMMIT!!!
actually, we just wanna watch tv...	Shut up Beavis! Uh, yeah. We'll do your wife.
huh huh huh. that was cool.	Dammit! I need a TV now! We're missing everything!
what's your problem beavis?	I need TV now! Now! NNNNDAMMIT!!!
nnnnooo. oooooh nooooo.	What's your problem Beavis?
whoa, check it out beavis. i didn't know anderson had a camper.	Yeah, heh heh. Maybe it has a TV. Heh heh. TV.
uh,...oh yeah.	Whoa, check it out Beavis. I didn't know Anderson had a Camper.
no it wasn't!	Uh,...Oh yeah.
huh huh huh. that was cool.	No it wasn't!
yeah, heh heh. he's a anus. heh heh.	Huh huh huh. That was cool.
what a dork. huh huh.	Yeah, heh heh. He's a anus. Heh heh.
huh huh huh. he said "anus."	Entert-ain...us...an-us...Oh yeah! Heh heh. Anus. Heh heh.
huh huh huh. that was cool.	Yeah, heh heh. Let's just wheel this thing back to the house.
this sucks.	Yeah, heh heh.
what?	This sucks.
whoa! i think i just figured something out beavis.	What?
what's gone?	The TV.
yeah, but check it out. it's gone!	What's gone?
dammit, beavis, i was about to score. huh huh.	Yeah, but check it out. It's gone!
oh yeah. can you just take us to washington? we're gonna meet her there and, you know, heh heh hmmm...	Washington! That's where she was gonna meet up with ya?  Damn, she's goin' all the way!
yeah, heh heh. i think i just had an accident. heh heh hmm heh hmm heh.	Huh huh. You guys are funny. Let's have a drink on it.
just make sure it looks like an accident...	Yeah, heh heh. I think I just had an accident. Heh heh hmm heh hmm heh.
yeah, heh heh. boooooiiiing!!!	Just make sure it looks like an accident...
beavis.	That's alright. I'd rather not know your real names anyways. I'm Muddy. Look, I'm gonna get right to the point. I'll pay you ten grand plus expenses, all payable after you do her...
aaaah. teeeveeeee, heh heh.	Yer late.
does that say xanax?	Um, um, yeah, probably. Heh heh.
uh, we didn't score yet.	Sorry to hear that. Me, I took a beating.
why it's you two. how'd ya do in vegas?	Uh, we didn't score yet.
hey, butt-head, it's that slut from the plane!	Why it's you two. How'd ya do in Vegas?
they perk me right up.	Heh heh, thanks.
well, if you find yourself getting tired, take a couple of these.	They perk me right up.
uh... no,  i poop too much. then i get tired.	Well, if you find yourself getting tired, take a couple of these.
oh, maybe you're lactose intolerant.	Uh... No,  I poop too much. Then I get tired.
really? i poop too much.	Oh, maybe you're lactose intolerant.
you'll have to speak up son. i have this ringing in my ears. my doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations. i've had two operations on my heart.	Really? I poop too much.
i'm probably going to make out with her first before we, you know, get down...	You'll have to speak up son. I have this ringing in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations. I've had two operations on my heart.
yeah, heh heh. i'm gonna have money, and a big-screen tv and sluts everywhere!	Oh, that's nice.
oh, there are so many slots you won't know where to begin.	Whoa! heh heh. Hey Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas! Heh heh heh.
yeah, i'm hoping to do some sluts too. heh heh. do they have lots of sluts in las vegas?	Oh, there are so many slots you won't know where to begin.
i hope to score big there myself. i'm mostly going to be doing the slots.	Yeah, I'm hoping to do some sluts too. Heh heh. Do they have lots of sluts in Las Vegas?
yeah, we're gonna score.	I hope to score big there myself. I'm mostly going to be doing the slots.
hello there. are you two heading for las vegas?	Yeah, we're gonna score.
...o-o-o-eieee-ooooeeeooooo...	Thrr...
...two...	...o-o-o-eieee-ooooeeeooooo...
why does everyone wanna see my schlong?  i am the one-and-only-almighty-bungholiooo!	OK boys. Get ready to fire on the count of three.  I'm gonna give you three seconds...
he's jerkin' us off. i think we're gonna have to take him out. get ready to fire on my orders...  this is your last chance. give us the unit now...	Why does everyone wanna see my schlong?  I am the one-and-only-almighty-bungholiooo!
you must bow down to the almighty bunghole.  heh heh, this is cool.  bungholio-o-o-o-o-o!	He's jerkin' us off. I think we're gonna have to take him out. Get ready to fire on my orders...  This is your last chance. Give us the unit now...
we'll get you whatever you want.  get that other kid. we might need him.	Do you have any oleo? Heh heh.
do you have t.p.? t.p. for my bunghole?	We'll get you whatever you want.  Get that other kid. We might need him.
this is agent flemming, a.t.f.. we won't hurt you. we just want the unit. tell us where the unit is.	Do you have T.P.? T.P. for my bunghole?
who knows?	This is Agent Flemming, A.T.F.. We won't hurt you. We just want the unit. Tell us where the unit is.
where are his pants?	Who knows?
ok, nobody shoot. he could still have the unit on him. keep your distance. we don't wanna take a chance on hitting it.	Where are his pants?
chief, look!	Attention all units. We've got him. He's in front of a camper in the visitor's lot.
damn! where the hell is he? we should've found him by now.	Chief, look!
we just cleared all four floors. no sign of him.	Damn! Where the hell is he? We should've found him by now.
say chief, isn't that guy whose camper,...i mean, off in whose...	Not now Bork.
not on him, chief.	Agent Hurley...
chief, i swear, we tore that bus apart. they couldn't have...	Bork, when this is all over, remind me to make you an appointment with Agent Hurley.
okay, boys and girls, our suspects are on a tour bus we believe to be headed for...  the white house! jumpin' jesus! i want everyone there. our people. locals. orders are shoot to kill. repeat! shoot to kill!	Chief, I swear, we tore that bus apart. They couldn't have...
d.c., chief.	Jesus jumped-up... Bork, can you imagine what would happen if they set that thing off in our nation's capital, or even worse, if they sold it to some damned foreigner at that conference.  Well, it's not gonna happen!
what the hell...? bork! that bus we picked up. where was it headin'?	D.C., Chief.
well, i'll be a blue-nosed gopher.	Where did these guys come from?
that's better. yes?	We've run a sample through the National Criminal Sperm Bank and come up with two possible genetic matches for a father.
oh, ah... you know that guy in whose camper they... i mean that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?	That's better. Yes?
bork! you are a federal agent. you represent the united states government... never end a sentence with a preposition. try again.	Oh, ah... You know that guy in whose camper they... I mean that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?
chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?	Bork! You are a federal agent. You represent the United States Government... Never end a sentence with a preposition. Try again.
cavity search...?	Deep and hard.
jesus jumped-up christ! if this were to fall into the wrong hands...	It gets worse. The unit wasn't finished. It has a flaw - the casing. If hit hard enough, it could break open, releasing the virus.
damn right. bork, we're dealing with real pros here. my opinion, terrorists... what's the scoop on that stolen unit?	Well, sir it's not good.  Roll the tape... The X-5 unit is a new top-secret biological weapon, a manmade virus...
cut the power!	Damn right. Bork, we're dealing with real pros here. My opinion, terrorists... What's the scoop on that stolen unit?
you got half the state looking for ya - how do you get away?	Cut the power!
i see it. i don't get it.	You got half the state looking for ya - how do you get away?
you see what i see, bork?	I see it. I don't get it.
they look like a couple of kids chief.	Bork, don't you realize what kids today are capable of? Don't you read the papers?
well sir, i didn't really think it was necessary. you see we have a picture of them from the elevator security cam. here, have a look.	They look like a couple of kids chief.
yes. you can never be too careful bork.	Well sir, I didn't really think it was necessary. You see we have a picture of them from the elevator security cam. Here, have a look.
ah, the witness?	Yes. You can never be too careful Bork.
did you give him a full cavity search?	Ah, the witness?
chief, we found a witness that says he saw two teenagers leaving dallas' room shortly before we arrived.	Did you give him a full cavity search?
talk ta me, bork.	Chief, we found a witness that says he saw two teenagers leaving Dallas' room shortly before we arrived.
we got nothing, chief. we tore the place apart. we can only legally hold her for another couple of hours.	Dammit!  Where's that damn unit??!!
ah'm gonna blow you both to hell!	Cool, huh huh.  Hey Beavis that's that dude that's paying us to do his wife.
she sure does.	This is gonna be cool! Huh huh huh.
uh, yeah. does she have big hooters?	She sure does.
one more thing. mah wife's got this leather satchel. it's black, about this big. i need ya to bring it back. it's real important. sentimental value... any questions so far?	Uh, yeah. Does she have big hooters?
she's holed up in a hotel room in las veags. your flight leaves in a couple of hours. now c'mon, i'll drive you to the airport.	Holed up. Huh huh huh. Holed.
whoa, huh huh. cool.	She's holed up in a hotel room in Las Veags. Your flight leaves in a couple of hours. Now c'mon, I'll drive you to the airport.
here she is. her name's dallas. she ain't as sweet as she looks. she stole everything from me. ya gotta watch out, 'cause she'll do you twice as fast as you'd do her.	Whoa, huh huh. Cool.
do her? huh huh.	That's right. I'm offering you ten grand plus expenses to do my wife. We gotta deal?
well, earl said you guys were young, but jeez... oh well, as long as you can get the job done. so what are your names?	Uh, Butt-Head.
whoa, this kicks ass! huh huh huh.	Yoo-hoo! Travis and Bob Head. Whoo-hoo!
meet sylvia. and elloise and sam. and ed. and doreen.	Are you guys sluts too? Huh huh huh.
this is travis and bob... what's your last name, dear?	Uh... Head? huh huh. My first name's Butt. Huh huh huh.
that's why i'm bussing it across america. i'm so glad you're here.  jim, i want you to meet two nice boys.	This is Travis and Bob... What's your last name, dear?
cool, huh huh huh.	That's why I'm bussing it across America. I'm so glad you're here.  Jim, I want you to meet two nice boys.
cool. huh huh huh.	It's so nice to meet young men who are so well mannered.
uh, do you think these two sluts still live in highland? that would be cool.	Hey, you wanna see something really cool? Huh huh huh.
shut up, dumb-ass! you didn't score. i scored with both of them...	Uh, do you think these two sluts still live in Highland? That would be cool.
you scored with two chicks?!	Yeah, they were sluts. Huh huh huh.
well, then you know what i'm talking about. anyway, here's the story. i scored with these two chicks. true story.	You scored with two chicks?!
really? that's where we're from.	Well, then you know what I'm talking about. Anyway, here's the story. I scored with these two chicks. True story.
you were a roadie for motley crue?	Yup. Huh huh.
uh, hey. one of you kids got a match?	Uh, my butt and your...uh, butt.
ten grand? that cheap-ass... i got a better deal for ya. i'll double it. i'll pay ya twenty if you go back there and do mah husband.	Uh, you want us to do a guy? Huh huh. No way.
uh, ten uh...	Ten grand? That cheap-ass... I got a better deal for ya. I'll double it. I'll pay ya twenty if you go back there and do mah husband.
muddy! sonofabitch! hold it. what's he payin' ya?	Uh, ten uh...
uh, huh huh, this fat dude. he said we could do you. and he was gonna pay us.	Muddy! Sonofabitch! Hold it. What's he payin' ya?
who sent ya?	Uh, huh huh, this fat dude. He said we could do you. And he was gonna pay us.
uh, huh huh. is that gonna be enough time?	Who sent ya?
you got two seconds!	Uh, huh huh. Is that gonna be enough time?
get <u>away</u> you little monster.	I will <u>never</u> sell this house. I'll be buried in my yard next to Barbara.  Holding hands!  And a good paintbrush!
so do i, jane.  i'm on vacation.	Does that mean you'd consider it in two weeks?  You don't have to answer now.  He wants me to check the deed restriction anyway.  You take your vacation, Adam.  Say 'bye!
adam my booyy!  when you're really rich in what matters...  ... nothing matters!  my buyer has just made a killing in condos in the village.  and he's got a little stress problem...  ... so his wife says they want the old peace and quiet!	So do I, Jane.  I'm on vacation.
we're rich in what really matters.	Adam my booyy!  When you're really rich in what matters...  ... nothing matters!  My buyer has just made a killing in condos in the Village.  And he's got a little stress problem...  ... so his wife says they want the old peace and quiet!
you'll be rich!	We're rich in what really matters.
no, jane.	You'll be rich!
maybe i am three-eighty-five if you carry a second lien!  i can arrange the most creative financing in the six states of new england.	No, Jane.
oh, adam, don't tease her.  you never got an a in science in your life!	All right.
3:30 i guess.	Give or take a year.
what time is it?	3:30 I guess.
what...?	Just a hunch.
we've been given a gift here, honey.  a real live little girl. she likes us a lot.  she needs us. maybe that's why we died so young, to keep us from getting so... attached to <u>things</u>.  the house, antiques, your model.  look at us. we didn't have room for anyone.	What makes you think she likes me?
let's see if she can get my model back.	You can build another one... with her.
ah, adam, you don't know anything about little girls.  she's just... missed out on some love, that's all...	Let's see if she can get my model back.
little black party dresses?	Ah, Adam, you don't know anything about little girls.  She's just... missed out on some love, that's all...
you know, i've been thinking.  i could teach lydia to sew.	Little black party dresses?
lydia, believe me... we know... all the hard stuff is the same over here.  you're going to be who you are... whether you're alive or dead ... and over here -- it's... it's flat... there's no food, no colors ... you can't smell the flowers.  if we knew then what we know now we'd have been more careful...	... we wouldn't have had our little accident.
<u>adam</u>!  why did you build a whorehouse?  have you ever been to...?	I didn't --
he might have hurt somebody.	But he didn't.  We've got him where we want him.
maybe they'll leave now.  that snake was a pretty nasty customer.	He might have hurt somebody.
n... no,  i just did the ink spots.	Who did the sushi?
the sushi?  i did the wine. didn't you do the sushi?	N... No,  I just did the Ink Spots.
and your sushi was remarkable.	The sushi?  I did the wine. Didn't you do the sushi?
but <u>we</u> let him out.	I don't care, I've changed my mind.  ... I feel <u>really</u> confident.  We're getting better at this stuff.  We can scare them off ourselves -- tonight!  I've got an idea.  You're going to love it... I'm going to hate it.
i am not going to expose that little girl to that... pervert down there.	But <u>we</u> let him out.
honey, i think that was a mistake.	I am not going to expose that little girl to that... pervert down there.
go?  what d'ya mean?  we need help.	No, we don't.  We can work something out ourselves.  We just have to try harder.
honey.  let's go.	Go?  What d'ya mean?  We need help.
she's only fourteen...	... acts like she's thirty-five.
i guess we open it.	Maybe we should knock first?
has anything been simple so far? from the look of the shovel, we dig.	Oh, Adam.  I don't have gloves.  My nails keep getting longer.  I'll break them.
three times.  powerful number.	Bet... el... geuse.  What an awful name.  I thought it was like -- you know.  The <u>juice</u> of <u>beetles</u>.
what happened?	Three times.  Powerful number.
<u>betelgeuse</u>!	What happened?
go ahead... third time's a charm.	<u>Betelgeuse</u>!
... yes this must be him.  look... betelgeuse... betelgeuse...	Go ahead... third time's a charm.
i didn't do that one... hmmm.	... Yes this must be him.  Look... Betelgeuse... Betelgeuse...
here's something.	I didn't do that one... Hmmm.
of course i did.	Then it should be here.
did you copy these gravestones right, adam?	Of course I did.
this is different.  eventually she'll take someone to the attic. and then what?  we've got to try to contact this guy betelmyer. we gotta get some help, hon.	Did you copy these gravestones right, Adam?
adam, you had a photo of big foot!	This is different.  Eventually she'll take someone to the attic. And then what?  We've got to try to contact this guy Betelmyer. We gotta get some help, hon.
she's got <u>photos</u>, barbara.	Adam, you had a photo of Big Foot!
lydia's trying, but they don't believe her.	She's got <u>photos</u>, Barbara.
where are your skulls and bones?	You know you're really a pretty girl.
well, i don't know... we don't get many visitors.	Where are your skulls and bones?
i feel really stupid.	It's <u>not</u> stupid.  We're ghosts. Do you want this woman for breakfast for 125 years?  Moan louder!
god, this is so corny.  have we been reduced to this?  sheets?	Think of them as death shrouds. And the moaning is important. Really <u>moan</u>!  Practice, practice, practice.
that guy is in our cemetery.  oh, adam.	Look, she's right.  We'll just start simple, honey, be tougher. I feel... confident.  C'mon.
we'd like some help in getting rid of the people who moved in here.  barbara and i worked very hard on this house.	We probably wouldn't mind sharing the house with people who were --
look at this, everything is different down here.  all our furniture is gone.	How long do you suppose we were waiting?
my god, we're back where we started.	Look at this, everything is different down here.  All our furniture is gone.
... not what i expected when we walked through that door.	No.  But it's somewhere without big worms.
yet another triumph for adam and barbara in the afterlife.	Wait.
we need some help.  i found something this morning.  here. emergencies.  'in case of emergency, draw door.'	Draw door?  I don't know why we keep looking in that stupid book.
i don't know... what are you looking up?	We need some help.  I found something this morning.  Here. Emergencies.  'In case of emergency, draw door.'
are you crazy?  she can't hear you.	I don't know... what are you looking up?
we don't know who he is...  ... i'm going to talk to that little girl.	Are you crazy?  She can't hear you.
what about this beetle guy?	We don't know who he is...  ... I'm going to talk to that little girl.
we're not going to wait here like cornered animals.  i can tell you that.  we need help.  i'm going to talk to that little girl.	What about this Beetle guy?
there's nothing we can do.  it's just a matter of time before they unlock this room.  there goes my model.  there goes our last refuge.	We're not going to wait here like cornered animals.  I can tell you that.  We need help.  I'm going to talk to that little girl.
but she <u>saw</u> us.  i could feel it.	That's all we need.
she couldn't have.  we can't <u>make</u> them see us.	But she <u>saw</u> us.  I could feel it.
that little girl saw us.	She couldn't have.  We can't <u>make</u> them see us.
that's it?  no number, or instructions?	Nothing.  The bio buster?  I don't get it...
look in the index... maybe there's, like an emergency number or something.	Not really...  what's this?
you can't say that for sure.  it could be a transitional thing. like a post-life crisis.  we just have to be tougher with them. come on.  have some brandy. spirits, get it?	Death didn't improve your sense of humor.
we're trapped in this house forever... with those... people.	You can't say that for sure.  It could be a transitional thing. Like a post-life crisis.  We just have to be tougher with them. Come on.  Have some brandy. Spirits, get it?
<u>you</u> left me.	I know.  I'm sorry.
oh, adam, don't ever leave me alone.	<u>You</u> left me.
barbara, honey!  don't go out there.  you don't know --	Whatever it is it can't be worse than this.
no, i'm not putting up with this.	Barbara, honey!  Don't go out there.  You don't know --
oh, honey, we may need that.	No, I'm not putting up with this.
i don't know if there's anything we can do.	We're not completely helpless. I've been reading the book. There's a word for people in our predicament, honey.
is this a punishment for something we did in life?  what can we do?	I don't know if there's anything we can do.
they make gypsies look good.	Is this a punishment for something we did in life?  What can we do?
adam, we <u>are</u> in hell.  i hate these people.	They make gypsies look good.
i guess... if i'm going to be dead, i'll just have to be the best dead person ever!	That's my girl!
arrogant.  that's jane butterfield all right...	At least we won't have to worry about her.
just says 'won't.'  wait a minute. here it says 'the living are arrogant... they think they'll never die, so they refuse to see the dead.'	Arrogant.  That's Jane Butterfield all right...
won't?  or can't?	Just says 'won't.'  Wait a minute. Here it says 'the living are arrogant... they think they'll never die, so they refuse to see the dead.'
she can't see you, right?  in the book, rule number two: the living usually won't see the dead.	Won't?  Or can't?
i don't know.  <u>jane, jane, up here</u>!	She can't see you, right?  In the book, Rule Number Two: the living usually won't see the dead.
what's she doing here?	I don't know.  <u>Jane, Jane, up here</u>!
god, it's jane butterfield!	What's she doing here?
dishes?  we haven't eaten in three weeks!  adam, i'm not like you, i really need to be around <u>people</u>, get out to the church and go grocery shopping.	But I'm not hungry, are you?
hon... i didn't want to die, but really, this is fine with me.  as long as i never have to wash dishes again.	Dishes?  We haven't eaten in three weeks!  Adam, I'm not like you, I really need to be around <u>people</u>, get out to the church and go grocery shopping.
in heaven there wouldn't be dust on the wallpaper.	Hon... I didn't want to die, but really, this is fine with me.  As long as I never have to wash dishes again.
maybe this is heaven.	In heaven there wouldn't be dust on the wallpaper.
i can't clean anything.  the vacuum is out in the garage.  i can't leave the house.  why don't they tell us something?  where are all the other dead people in the world?  why is it just you and me?	Maybe this is heaven.
cabin fever, hon?	I can't clean anything.  The vacuum is out in the garage.  I can't leave the house.  Why don't they tell us something?  Where are all the other dead people in the world?  Why is it just you and me?
there are a thousand things... why did you disappear when you walked off the front porch?  is this a punishment?  are we halfway to heaven or are we halfway to hell? and how long is this going to <u>last</u>?	I don't see anything about 'Rewards and Punishments' or 'Heaven and Hell.'  This book reads like stereo instructions!  Listen to this... 'Geographical and Temporal Perimeters... Functional perimeters vary from manifestation to manifestation.'  This is going to take some time.
this book isn't arranged that way. what do you want to know?	There are a thousand things... Why did you disappear when you walked off the front porch?  Is this a punishment?  Are we halfway to heaven or are we halfway to hell? And how long is this going to <u>last</u>?
i don't like situations like this. i hate it when i'm not in control. so just tell me the basics.	This book isn't arranged that way. What do you want to know?
this is going to take some time.	I don't like situations like this. I hate it when I'm not in control. So just tell me the basics.
i don't think we survived the crash.	This is going to take some time.
look at the publisher.  handbook for the recently deceased press.	I don't think we survived the crash.
de<u>ceased</u>.  i don't know where it came from.	Look at the publisher.  Handbook for the Recently Deceased Press.
handbook for the recently diseased.	De<u>ceased</u>.  I don't know where it came from.
anything happen while i was away?	Yes it did.  Yes it did.  I made a couple of small discoveries. Here's one.
... hmmm?	Anything happen while I was away?
that's how long you were gone.	... Hmmm?
what?	That's how long you were gone.
two hours.	What?
you saved my -- uh -- life... or whatever... something.	Two hours.
i'll tell you what, barbara.  i don't think we survived that crash.	Oh, Adam.  We're home.  In our own house.  Nonsense.  I'll make some coffee.  You get some more firewood.
i am sitting.	I'll tell you what, Barbara.  I don't think we survived that crash.
you'd better sit down, hon.	I am sitting.
how's your arm?	I'm not sure.  It feels... frozen.
this fire wasn't burning when we left the house.	How's your arm?
slow down there, honey... i don't want the vibration to weaken the model.	Oh... I'm sorry...
you're doing it, adam.  you're saving this town.	Slow down there, honey... I don't want the vibration to weaken the model.
yeah it turned out okay.  we applied for a national historical plaque for it.  that'll be the third one on main street.	You're doing it, Adam.  You're saving this town.
adam, your bozman building is a beauty.	Yeah it turned out okay.  We applied for a National Historical plaque for it.  That'll be the third one on Main Street.
don't forget the balls, ernie.	Adam!
wave at the lion.	Don't forget the balls, Ernie.
i know... i just wish she'd leave us alone.	Let's not think about it.  We'll have a nice romantic, quiet, vacation.  Here comes the bridge chorus.
we should be flattered that she wants to sell our house.	I know... I just wish she'd leave us alone.
ah, the ever-tactful jane.  let's just relax about having children.	We should be flattered that she wants to sell our house.
jane said we should sell the house to someone with a family.	Ah, the ever-tactful Jane.  Let's just relax about having children.
oh no.	It's <u>your</u> turn, darling.
god, how i have looked forward to this, honey.	Oh no.
oh, honey, i'm so glad we're spending our vacation at home.	God, how I have looked forward to this, honey.
yeah, i want to get one coat on the wardrobe and then i'll help you.	Oh, honey, I'm so glad we're spending our vacation at home.
helen got it for me in oslo.	God... Manchurian Tung oil? There's enough to refinish the gateleg table <u>and</u> the cherry wardrobe!
manchurian tung oil?  where did you get it?	Helen got it for me in Oslo.
oh, adam, the model looks so good. the historical society will love it.  you've finished the streets?	Almost.
she's ready.	Oh, Adam, the model looks so good. The Historical Society will love it.  You've finished the streets?
uh-uh.  only if you got <u>above</u> a c on science.	Oh puh-leeze!
so can i?	Uh-uh.  Only if you got <u>above</u> a C on science.
i got an a!	So can I?
we studied all day yesterday. don't tell me...	I got an A!
did you get the paint?	I got it.  And I took pictures of the new church for you, too.
what is going on?	Really.  I don't know.
you tell them that we are desperate horrible ghoulish creatures who will stop at nothing to get back our house.	Wait a minute.  I had some licorice ice cream earlier.  You guys could be gas.  What if... I'm dreaming. Can you do any neat tricks to prove you're not gas?
we weren't there.  the handbook says funerals aren't for the dead.	God, if this is true this is like, amazing!  I kinda like it up here. Can I visit you sometimes?
we want to frighten you away.  so that you'll move out.	You don't know the Deetzes very well, do you?  My father bought this place.  He never walks away from equity.  Why don't <u>you</u> leave?
and this used to be your house, i bet.  why do you want to scare everybody?	We want to frighten you away.  So that you'll move out.
i certainly did.  i'd finish it too, but... i don't get out much.	And this used to be your house, I bet.  Why do you want to scare everybody?
<u>you</u> did this?  you carved all these little figures and houses and things?	I certainly did.  I'd finish it too, but... I don't get out much.
we were trying to scare your mother.	Stepmother.  I'm very sensitive about being related to reptiles.
why are you creeping around delia's bedroom?	We were trying to scare your mother.
nobody else can.	I'm wearing contacts... Also I read through <u>Handbook for the</u> <u>Recently Deceased</u>.  It says that live people ignore the strange and unusual... not me... <u>I am</u> strange and unusual.
you can actually see us?  without the sheets?	Is this like a trick question?
what?	<u>Night of the Living Dead</u>?  It's this gross movie.
i'm not scared of ralph lauren. those are <u>sheets</u>.  are you gross under there?  are you <u>night of the</u> <u>living dead</u> under there?  like all bloody veins and pus?	What?
aren't you scared?	I'm not scared of Ralph Lauren. Those are <u>sheets</u>.  Are you gross under there?  Are you <u>Night of the</u> <u>Living Dead</u> under there?  Like all bloody veins and pus?
a... are you the guys who're hiding out in the attic?	We're ghosts.
wait for who?	For Juno, your caseworker.  Not that it matters to your type.  But there <u>are</u> all these other people here ahead of you.  I'd say three hours.
help vouchers?	D-90's.  You spend a hundred and twenty-five years on earth, actually, in that house, during which you get only three class- one D-90 intercessions with Juno. You probably haven't even read through the manual completely yet.
good luck.  you're going to use up all your help vouchers.	Help vouchers?
nine months?  what difference does that make?	Good luck.  You're going to use up all your help vouchers.
you don't have an appointment, do you?	W... We didn't know how to make one.
<u>barbara</u>?!!	Now, let's get rolling!
this is <u>my</u> town.	You wish!  I nearly scored with that little blonde.  I need me a short little queen.
okay.  but that betelgeuse sure seemed mad.	Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go!
you maitlands are the backbone of the afterlife.  so what's my cut?	Can you scare them off?
but... the deetzes are <u>destroying</u> our house.	You Maitlands are the backbone of the afterlife.  So what's my cut?
<u>so</u> you, the dead, want me, <u>the</u> <u>undead</u>, to throw the live guys -- mommie, daddy and lolita, who might not mind a tumble with an older guy, out into the cold? even though they have paid hard casharoonie for your dump?	But... the Deetzes are <u>destroying</u> our house.
hell no!  i'm rolling.  i'm a businessman.  i'm the man what <u>am</u>. <u>beee</u>tel <u>jooose</u>!  <u>who</u> do i gotta kill?	You don't kill anyone.
aren't you dead?	Hell no!  I'm rolling.  I'm a businessman.  I'm the man what <u>am</u>. <u>Beee</u>tel <u>Jooose</u>!  <u>Who</u> do I gotta kill?
yes... or no?  do you want the deetzes out or in?	<u>Out</u>.
<u>never trust the living</u>!  we <u>cannot</u> have a routine haunting like yours provide incontrovertible visual proof of existence beyond death.	Well, we didn't know --
handbook?  when...?	<u>Never trust the living</u>!  We <u>cannot</u> have a routine haunting like yours provide incontrovertible visual proof of existence beyond death.
<u>don't say his name</u>!  just practice. do it <u>yourself</u>!	And if we need <u>you</u> again, how do we...?
we have to start simpler, is that it?	Start simply.  Do what you know. Use your talents.  Practice.  We only help those who help themselves. Just do a little at a time.  And of course, practice, practice, practice.  It's tricky but -- you weren't murderers by any chance, were you?
i heard.  tore your face right off!  bad news.  it obviously doesn't do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can't see you.	We have to start simpler, is that it?
we tried.	The Intermediate Interface chapter on Haunting says it all.  Get 'em out yourself.  It's your house. Haunted houses don't come easy.
hell is other people.  you obviously don't read much. besides things seem pretty quiet here.  you should thank god you didn't die in italy.  the deetzes.  okay.  have you been studying the manual?	We tried.
are you available?	No.  What's wrong?
you lilly-livered bleeding hearts!	I'm so sorry we frightened you. What were you doing?
i don't like charles deetz particularly, but you could have <u>killed</u> him.	Hey, I've been in a frigging bottle for six hundred years.  I was out.  Every dog has his day. This is my town.  I need a night to howl.
folks, be reasonable here.  i'm at your service.  you be the judge. i'm a harmless guy.  try me.	Home.  <u>Home</u>.  <u>Home</u>!
just one daughter.	Hey <u>you've</u> been on Saturn!  I <u>hate</u> those sandworms!  <u>Yecchhh</u>! I've lost a lot of buddies to sandworms.  So a daughter?  She got good legs? God I love a young leg.
bio-<u>busting</u>.  i <u>loves</u> bio-busting. who do i gotta kill?  family -- right?  obnoxious i bet.  mommie, daddy, piglets.	Just one daughter.
just get some people out of our house.	Bio-<u>busting</u>.  I <u>loves</u> bio-busting. Who do I gotta kill?  Family -- right?  Obnoxious I bet.  Mommie, daddy, piglets.
we're...	You're the dead.
all right.  who are you?	We're...
what about betelgeuse?	Forget him.  He'll remain with his whores until someone calls him.  You need to worry about people like <u>Otho</u>.  There are a lot of phony trance mediums.  They usually can't make the formulas work, but if Otho stumbles on the right words in that handbook... he could hurt you.  As in -- <u>exorcism</u>.
about what?	You people have really screwed up!  I received word that you allowed yourselves to be <u>photographed</u>.  And you let Betelgeuse out and didn't put him back, and you let Otho get ahold of the handbook.
the whorehouse was my idea. i want betelgeuse out of the picture!  we've got some serious talking to do.	About what?
our cemetery?	Yeah.  He still tries popping up all over the place.  But he can't join the party unless you call on him.  Get the Deetzes out by yourselves! I gotta go.
he's a freelance bio-exorcist. claims to get rid of the living. but he's a troublemaker.  he's pushy.  he's been sleazing around that cemetery for 500 years.	Our cemetery?
what do you mean?  what's he do?	He's a freelance bio-exorcist. Claims to get rid of the living. But he's a troublemaker.  He's pushy.  He's been sleazing around that cemetery for 500 years.
no, you don't!  he does not work well with others.	What do you mean?  What's he do?
if... we have trouble.  what about the guy in the flyer?  betelge...	No.  You don't want his help.
pity.  murderers seem to have an easy time of it.  just look at amityville.  he was one of my boys.  didn't have to give that one any lessons. from day one... but i must be off ... i've got a planeload of football players crashed in the midwest... they need a lot of help, just with the basics.	If... we have trouble.  What about the guy in the flyer?  Betelge...
no.	Pity.  Murderers seem to have an easy time of it.  Just look at Amityville.  He was one of my boys.  Didn't have to give that one any lessons. From day one... But I must be off ... I've got a planeload of football players crashed in the midwest... they need a lot of help, just with the basics.
-- like you used to be?	Yes.
we're very unhappy.	What do you expect?  You're dead.
yes.  i evaluate individual cases and determine if help is needed, deserved, and available.	We need help.  We deserve help.
are you juno, our case worker?	Yes.  I evaluate individual cases and determine if help is needed, deserved, and available.
i'd nearly given up on you.  i was about to leave.  i do have other clients.	Are you Juno, our case worker?
how'd you do on the science test?	It was gross. They wanted me to dissect a frog. I told them no way.  I said it was against my religion.  I got a C.
so, <u>never</u> let beetle juice out. never.  besides...  we're thinking about letting everyone stay... you and your father and mother can stay too.	Step... mother.
no you don't!  no... lydia... why?	Life is just... too awful.
i want to be dead too.	No you don't!  No... Lydia... Why?
no, lydia, we're dead.	I want to be dead too.
he said if i let him out he would take me over to the other side to find you.	No, Lydia, we're dead.
i hate you!  i can't trust anybody!	No, wait!
i don't wear that stuff to <u>bed</u>. besides, there's <u>nothing</u> wrong with it.  i'm getting out of here.	Wait... I don't think it would be a very good idea if you told your parents that we're up here.
we can't.  we haven't left the house since the funeral.	Funeral.  God, you guys <u>really are</u> <u>dead</u>!  What was it like?  The funeral. Did you cry?
tell the truth.	I always tell the truth.  Of course I can see you.
you're not gross.  why were you wearing a sheet?	We're practicing.
if i had seen a ghost at your age, i would have been frightened out of my wits.	You're not gross.  Why were you wearing a sheet?
oh, honey... i didn't mean anything ... it's just too big for you two. i know these things.	'Bye, Jane, I'll see you in church in a couple weeks.
barbara maitland, sweetie, you just listen now.  this house is too big.  it really ought to be for a couple with a family.	Oh, honey... I didn't mean anything ... it's just too big for you two. I know these things.
and live in what, our station wagon?	Barbara Maitland, sweetie, you just listen now.  This house is too big.  It really ought to be for a couple with a family.
you could double the size of your hardware store!  you'll be rich.	And live in what, our station wagon?
jane, don't send photographs of our house around the country! we're not interested in selling.	You could double the size of your hardware store!  You'll be rich.
look at me, think of me as cash! this offer is really real!  from a rich man in new york city who only saw a photograph!	Jane, don't send photographs of our house around the country! We're not interested in selling.
no!  jane, it is 6:45 in the morning!	Look at me, think of me as cash! This offer is really real!  From a rich man in New York City who only saw a photograph!
honey -- today i am three hundred <u>fifty</u> thousand dollars!	No!  Jane, it is 6:45 in the morning!
that's right, jane.  complete vacation.	Honey -- today I am three hundred <u>fifty</u> thousand dollars!
hi, barb!  i'm glad i caught you. i heard you were on vacation!	That's right, Jane.  Complete vacation.
your qu...?  but you're...	I'm beeyoo-teeful.
then <u>i'll</u> help them.  for a price.	W... What is it?
... i will.	Then <u>I'll</u> help them.  For a price.
can you help <u>me</u>?	... I will.
you've got to help them.	Can you help <u>me</u>?
so... you're ready for me now?	You've got to help them.
they'd look silly on me.  i'm fourteen years old!	How'd you like to be married to... the King...?
how'd you like to have the biggest boobs in the world?  right now.  i can do it if i get out.	They'd look silly on me.  I'm fourteen years old!
no i don't.  i don't take orders from smurfs.	How'd you like to have the biggest boobs in the world?  Right now.  I can do it if I get out.
you've <u>got</u> to say it!	No I don't.  I don't take orders from smurfs.
you were the snake!  right?  i know.  i saw you.	You've <u>got</u> to say it!
just <u>say</u> it.	You were the snake!  Right?  I know.  I saw you.
god, you're anatomically correct!	Just <u>say</u> it.
it's spelled different, but basically... now you said it twice; just one more time, and i'll be free.  and then <u>you'll</u> be free.	God, you're anatomically correct!
your name is <u>beetle juice</u>?  yecch! that's as bad as <u>deee</u>lia <u>deee</u>tz.	It's spelled different, but basically... Now you said it twice; just one more time, and I'll be free.  And then <u>you'll</u> be free.
that's it!	Your name is <u>Beetle Juice</u>?  Yecch! That's as bad as <u>Deee</u>lia <u>Deee</u>tz.
i am <u>not</u>!  beetle... juice?	That's it!
good thing you are beautiful, kid. you are <u>dumb</u>!	I am <u>not</u>!  Beetle... Juice?
breakfast beetle?  beetle?  beetle fruit?  fruit bat?  fruit battle? volkswagen?  fruit wagon?	Good thing you are beautiful, kid. You are <u>dumb</u>!
beetle!	Good girrrl!
it means look <u>behind</u> you, bimbo.	Beetle!
i don't know what that signal means.	It means look <u>behind</u> you, bimbo.
your fingers are so small i can't see them.  first word -- two syllables.	I don't know what that signal means.
no, dummy.  two.	Your fingers are so small I can't see them.  First word -- two syllables.
three syllables.	No, dummy.  Two.
yes.	Of course you do.
minor problem.  the rules.  i can't tell it to you.  but... do you know how to play charades?	Yes.
i... i don't know what your name is.	Minor problem.  The rules.  I can't tell it to you.  But... do you know how to play charades?
i can't help you from this side, but here's how we do it.  so <u>simple</u>.  say my name three times. that's all.  i'll be all yours. then i'll bring you over here in style.	I... I don't know what your name is.
yeah.	I can't help you from this side, but here's how we do it.  So <u>simple</u>.  Say my name three times. That's all.  I'll be all yours. Then I'll bring you over here in style.
that's right.  they treat you like scum i bet?	Yeah.
well, it can't be any worse than my life here.	That's right.  They treat you like scum I bet?
well, yes, of course.  it's great over here.  you'll meet all the greats.  james dean.  buddy holly.  'the little things a you say and do... make me want to be with you-a-hoo.'	Well, it can't be any worse than my life here.
i think so.	Well, yes, of course.  It's great over here.  You'll meet all the greats.  James Dean.  Buddy Holly.  'The little things a you say and do... make me want to be with you-a-hoo.'
you do?  over here?  on <u>my</u> side?	I think so.
i want to get in.	You do?  Over here?  On <u>my</u> side?
sort of.  high spirit.  heh heh. listen, cookie, i've been trapped in this burg for hundreds of years.  all i want is to get out.	I want to get in.
are you a spirit too?	Sort of.  High spirit.  Heh heh. Listen, cookie, I've been trapped in this burg for hundreds of years.  All I want is to get out.
the happy hunting ground.  who cares?	Are you a spirit too?
where'd they go?	The happy hunting ground.  Who cares?
no, i mean they've gone. decamped.  split.  vanished.	Where'd they go?
of course they're dead.  they're ghosts.	No, I mean they've gone. Decamped.  Split.  Vanished.
cookie, they are dead, dead, deadski.	Of course they're dead.  They're ghosts.
mr. and mrs. maitland?  i've come for the last time.  where are you?  barb...	They're dead.
otho?	It's too late, Charles.  I'm sorry.
he's your cousin.	I am ashamed to say he is.  Look, nothing short of giving away free sacks of money would get him up here, Charles.  And Sarah?  Forget it.  You can't get her out of Bergdorf's with plastic explosives.
he's a cloven-hooved beast!	He's your cousin.
otho, you've got to help me get maxie dean up here.  i have a deal that could make all of us very comfortable.	He's a cloven-hooved beast!
yes, of course you are.  well, otho had an intuition.  call it a hunch -- that it was going to be a fabled monstrosity of a house.  and it certainly is.  charles, you're lucky the yuppies are buying condos, so you can afford what i'm going to have to do to this place. we are talking <u>from the ground</u> <u>ups'ville</u>!	That's fine, Otho.  Just keep me out of it.  I am here to relax and clip coupons.  And goddamnit, I mean to do it.
they're probably guilty about what they did to me.	Not these people!  They are ruthless!
why not?	I think she's in with them.
just don't tell lydia.	Why not?
let's hope he knows how to produce those damn ghosts for max and sarah... because i've bought options on property all over town.  i need max's financing...	Just don't tell Lydia.
otho knows as much about the supernatural as he knows about interior decoration.	Let's hope he knows how to produce those damn ghosts for Max and Sarah... Because I've bought options on property all over town.  I need Max's financing...
what's he going to do?  viciously rearrange their environment?	Otho knows as much about the supernatural as he knows about interior decoration.
otho'll know what to do.	What's he going to do?  Viciously rearrange their environment?
at least insofar as we have our first casualty.  me.	Otho'll know what to do.
i feel like we've been at war, charles.	At least insofar as we have our first casualty.  Me.
lydia, at your age, you are <u>so</u> <u>young</u>.  charles, we need to call that awful jane butterfield tomorrow and get the key to the attic door.  can't you find a way to hold back some of her commission?	We're going to have a lot to do tomorrow... The Goodwill truck is coming, and whatever is up there in that attic goes away with it. Should have it fumigated too.  I saw a fly today.
i can't believe that we're eating cantonese.  is there no szechuan up here?  hunan?	There's only one Chinese restaurant in town, darling, the owners are Irish and Irish people happen to cook Cantonese.  They don't know better.
it's <u>otho</u>!	Otho, why didn't you just come in the door?
they're... not here anymore.	Nonsense, everytime she says that, the paint peels, and some wild creature tries to kill us.
i can't <u>bring</u> the ghosts.  they're not here!	Otho, could you actually... do something with them?
i'll bring the wine... and the business plan.  and lydia you'll bring the ghosts.	I can't <u>bring</u> the ghosts.  They're not here!
delia will cook...	I'll bring the wine... and the business plan.  And Lydia you'll bring the ghosts.
i cannot believe this.	Delia will cook...
now, let's get back to business. i want to get maxie dean and sarah up here immediately.  i can make history here!  i'm going to turn this sleepy little backward town into a leading supernatural research center... and amusement park.	I cannot believe this.
look at all that <u>parking</u>!	Come on.  Leave their stuff alone.
answer your mother.	Listen, you guys.  These ghosts are really nice people.  I think we scared them off.  Let's just leave them alone.  Okay?
the attic room is locked --	They're ghosts.  They do what they want.
lydia, i don't know what it is with you and these pratical jokes, but --	<u>This is not a joke</u>!  That sheet was full of ghosts.
well this is... i mean, this is the weirdest --	Lydia, I don't know what it is with you and these pratical jokes, but --
... sheets.	Well this is... I mean, this is the weirdest --
stepmother's...	... sheets.
yes.  except when you creep around in your mother's --	Stepmother's...
dad.  do you believe me?	Yes.  Except when you creep around in your mother's --
well i just wanted to tell you what i saw.	Lydia.  What the hell is the point of my moving up here if you people won't let me relax?  Go help your mother.
darling, can't you see i'm relaxing in here!	Well I just wanted to tell you what I saw.
what?	I'm lonely.
stepmother.	... asked you for something, didn't she?  I'm going down to relax.  I want a noise-free zone. Do you understand?  Noise free.
skeleton keys never work.  anyway, this can wait.  we'll get a crowbar later.  your mother...	Stepmother.
i was just trying to open the door.  mrs. butterfield brought over a skeleton key.	Let me have it.
stepmother.  she's out torturing the movers.	Lydia.  Try to be civil.  I'm going to see if I can set up a noise-free zone in the study.
where is your mother?	Stepmother.  She's out torturing the movers.
yeah, maybe if he's nice, he'll let me hang myself from a rope in his barn.	Lydia, we're the first trickle! In a couple of years this whole town will be <u>filled</u> with people like us.
lydia, relax.  we'll build you a darkroom in the basement.	My whole life is a darkroom!  One ... big... dark... room.
what do you think, honey?	Delia hates it.
are they suffering?	They're already dead.  They can't feel a thing.
i don't care from guilt.  i just want to <u>see</u> them.	Otho, can you do it?
great idea, maxie!  those japanese could <u>run</u> it for us.  build them a dormitory in the woods.  listen, think right about it, will you? we've almost got the house ready, you bring sarah with you and i'll show you.	Yeah yeah, we'll think on it. 'Bye ya, Charles.  You relax up there, ya hear?
no listen... we'll talk about this visiting later, i gotta go, i gotta meeting on the japanese joint venture.	Great idea, Maxie!  Those Japanese could <u>run</u> it for us.  Build them a dormitory in the woods.  Listen, think right about it, will you? We've almost got the house ready, you bring Sarah with you and I'll show you.
just a minute, maxie.  somebody...	No listen... we'll talk about this visiting later, I gotta go, I gotta meeting on the Japanese joint venture.
then we own a whole <u>town</u> full of nowhere.	No, no, c'mon, Max, you know me. I've got plans.  You gotta come up here and see, then I'll tell you about it.
not <u>a building</u>!  that's the beauty of it.  i think i can buy the <u>whole town</u>.  these people don't know the value of their property!	Then we own a whole <u>town</u> full of nowhere.
lydia, i will never forgive you for embarrassing me in front of my social inferiors.  you help us with these ghosts or you'll be sorry.	I'm sorry already.
shhhh.  they didn't commit suicide.	It doesn't matter.  What matters is I've got a roomful of guests down there, who think I'm a fraud.  I am going to teach you something here Lydia.  You've <u>got</u> to take the right tone in things like this, or people -- whether they're dead or alive -- people will walk all <u>over</u> you.  Come on out, or I will make death so miserable that you will wish you had never <u>lived</u>!
all right, you dead people!  come on out, or we'll break down this door and drag you out on the ropes you hanged yourself with!	Shhhh.  They didn't commit suicide.
i think the reason is they were trying to scare you, and you didn't get scared --	Of <u>course</u> we weren't scared.  Just a little startled.  One of those sushi dropped down my Kamali.
it wasn't a joke.	Tried to convince me that this house is haunted.  Kids.  Kids. Kids!  I love them.
lydia tried to play a most amusing joke on me this afternoon.	It wasn't a joke.
i saw some ghosts.	Lydia tried to play a most amusing joke on me this afternoon.
don't you <u>dare</u>.	I saw some ghosts.
i <u>told</u> them you were too mean to be afraid.	Don't you <u>dare</u> talk to others about me.  I'm an <u>artist</u>!  The only thing that scares me is being embarrassed in front of my friends.  Do you know how hard it is to get civilized people to set foot in this part of Connecticut? Not a solitary word of this pubescent tripe to anyone.
i can't believe you are doing this to me!  <u>ghosts</u>.  i am giving a dinner party for seven people tonight.  otho has agreed to come back for the demolition of the attic.  my agent, bernard, is bringing some woman who writes for <u>architectural digest</u>.  in fact, no one here tonight has not been in <u>vanity fair</u>.  except you.	I <u>told</u> them you were too mean to be afraid.
any particular kind?	Joke!  Joke!  Aspirin!  It doesn't matter what brand.
<u>you jerks</u>!  that is my art, and it is <u>dangerous</u>!  you think i want to die like that?  lydia.  moving is a family affair. so buckle down now and go get mommy some drugs.	Any particular kind?
we'll be <u>the</u> art center of summer new york.  i'll teach those phony gallery creeps to refuse my sculpture.  and when otho and i get through with this house, you people are not going to recognize it.	I say let's keep it the way it is.
i plan to have a stroke from the amount of msg that's in this food.	This is our first meal in this house, Lydia.  Why don't we all do our little private parts to make it a pleasant one?
what's happening to them?	I don't know.
are they still here, otho?	Oh, they're still here.  They're Just not showing up.
look at that <u>detail</u>!	Look at the tiny figures.
it does indicate a marvelously urbane sense of humor on the part of these ghosts -- that they actually appear in <u>sheets</u>!	We're dealing with Tracy and Hepburn here, a very sophisticated pair.  We must protect them, treat them with respect, <u>nur</u>ture them.
oh, delia, lighten up!	She's been without therapy up here and I will not allow her to ruin...
<u>no</u>!  do not encourage this little... person.	Oh, Delia, lighten up!
now, lydia... favor us about your ghosts.	<u>No</u>!  Do not encourage this little... person.
i have a feeling there's some very interesting space behind this door.	Probably the world's largest <u>Reader's</u> <u>Digest</u> collection!  C'mon, let's have some chablis, Otho, I'm laid bare by this experience.  Entirely bare.
maybe charles does.	I have a feeling there's some very interesting space behind this door.
you don't have a key?	Maybe Charles does.
attic space.	Let's see.  We could turn that into a media room.
'i' will tell you what is boring.  once you cover up the wallpaper, knock down a few walls, alter the traffic patterns, and -- perhaps -- only perhaps -- think about an inground pool -- the place <u>might</u> just be livable.  what's on the third floor?	Attic space.
that's charles' study.  but you don't have to even look in there. he'll love whatever you do to it.  he's such a sheep.	Oh, as long as we're here...
is there much more of this torture?	That's Charles' study.  But you don't have to even look in there. He'll love whatever you do to it.  He's such a sheep.
be brave!  otho take care!  onward!	Is there much more of this torture?
otho, i can<u>not</u> <u>live</u> with these cheap domestic floor tiles.	Be brave!  Otho take care!  Onward!
<u>oh my god</u>!	<u>I know</u>!  We just have to <u>pray</u> that the other closets are bigger than this one.
blue-green!  hydrated chromic oxide!  remember i'm schooled in chemistry.  i was a hair analyst! briefly.  interior design is a <u>science</u>, delia!  think of me as doctor otho.  and this patient is truly <u>sick</u>!	Of course, her favorite color! How <u>beautiful</u>!
viridian?  what is...?	Blue-green!  Hydrated chromic oxide!  Remember I'm schooled in chemistry.  I was a hair analyst! Briefly.  Interior design is a <u>science</u>, Delia!  Think of me as Doctor Otho.  And this patient is truly <u>sick</u>!
viridian?	Viridian?  What is...?
what do you think?	Viridian?
<u>i know</u>... i read your book, <u>the</u> <u>haunted tapestries of the waldorf</u>.	Gooood!
you read my <u>mind</u>!  i love clients who can read my mind.  i don't think people realize how strong a connection there is between interior decoration and the supernatural.	<u>I know</u>... I read your book, <u>The</u> <u>Haunted Tapestries of the Waldorf</u>.
okay?	You read my <u>mind</u>!  I love clients who can read my mind.  I don't think people realize how strong a connection there is between interior decoration and the supernatural.
i thought i saw something.	Okay?
what's wrong?	I thought I saw something.
the rest of the house is probably worse.  when can you and i get started?	No time like the present, as my wicked stepmother used to say.
is the rest of the house as bad as this?	The rest of the house is probably worse.  When can you and I get started?
that was the single most unattractive window treatment i have ever seen in the entire of my existence.	I'm <u>so</u> glad you could leave the city to consult me, Otho.
it's okay.  how's the dirt business?	Well, I just placed a call to your mother.  She had stepped out but I have some news for her.
hellooo!  how's school?	It's okay.  How's the dirt business?
yes, but i'm going to live at home.	Remind me to talk to your mother about the dress code.  I'm sure you're going to be very happy there.
are we going to be seeing you at miss shannon's boarding school?	Yes, but I'm going to live at home.
that's a skeleton key.  it'll open any door in that house.  will you give it to your father?  and you might mention that i single-handedly decorated the house.  in case he needs advice in that area.  come see me.	Are we going to be seeing you at Miss Shannon's Boarding School?
is this the key to the attic?	That's a skeleton key.  It'll open any door in that house.  Will you give it to your father?  And you might mention that I single-handedly decorated the house.  In case he needs advice in that area.  Come see me.
well there's a little deetz at least.  boy, when you city people do something, you do it right, don't you?	What happened to the people who used to live here?
<u>adam</u>!  <u>adam</u>!	As flies the lizard Serpent fell; As goblin vizard, At the spell Of pale wizard, Sinks to hell; The buried, dead, and slain... Rise again.
their wedding clothes.	Their wedding clothes.
wait a minute!  what am i worried about?  otho, you can't even change a tire!	I'll need something personal of theirs.
perhaps if i were properly motivated.	That's slavery and murder.  You don't know these people.  They're just like you and me.  They're nice people!
all presences have a home space. a place where they live, so to speak.  where do they hide out?	The attic.
they don't want to come down.	Why not?
otho, that's terrible.	My sentiments exactly.  Porcelain is for teeth!
it's bad luck.  and i believe hugely in luck.	Hold your breath and we'll pull.
i see...  ... and you are really a gardener, aren't you?	Yes, Robert - I am.  I'll go tell Eve about Ben now, Robert.
yes. i love eve very much.	I see...  ... And you are really a gardener, aren't you?
... you've become quite a close friend of eve's - haven't you mr...  ... chance...?	Yes. I love Eve very much.
eve is going to stay. the house will not be closed.	... You've become quite a close friend of Eve's - haven't you Mr...  ... Chance...?
in a day or two, yes.	Eve is going to stay. The house will not be closed.
will you be leaving now, robert?	In a day or two, yes.
yes, i suppose that's true.	Will you be leaving now, Robert?
yes, robert. i have seen it before. it happens to old people.	Yes, I suppose that's true.
... he's gone, chauncey.	Yes, Robert. I have seen it before. It happens to old people.
hell yes - walk. you're meeting the president, aren't you?	Oh, really?
i would like to walk today.	Hell yes - walk. You're meeting the President, aren't you?
thank you, robert.	I would like to walk today.
... it's five of, you'd best get on in there.	Thank you, Robert.
how do i know when it's ten o'clock?	... It's five of, you'd best get on in there.
why, that's terrific, chauncey.	How do I know when it's ten o'clock?
yes, ben told me to be in his room at ten o'clock.	Why, that's terrific, Chauncey.
he does, does he?	Yes, Ben told me to be in his room at ten o'clock.
yes. ben called me. he wants me to meet the president.	He does, does he?
... oh? you've heard?	Yes. Ben called me. He wants me to meet the President.
yes, robert. i know about the president.	... Oh? You've heard?
... oh.  ... my god, i only wish that benjamin had your recuperative powers... anyway, the president offered to sit in for ben at the meeting, quite a nice gesture, i felt. he's due here soon, i believe.	Yes, Robert. I know about the President.
no, robert.	... Oh.  ... My God, I only wish that Benjamin had your recuperative powers... Anyway, the President offered to sit in for Ben at the meeting, quite a nice gesture, I felt. He's due here soon, I believe.
... were you going somewhere?	No, Robert.
... benjamin has been hounding me to allow him to address the annual meeting of his financial institute today, but obviously, the strain would be impossible... how about here, chauncey, any soreness?	Hardly any, Robert.
yes, robert. but it's not bad.	... Benjamin has been hounding me to allow him to address the annual meeting of his Financial Institute today, but obviously, the strain would be impossible... How about here, Chauncey, any soreness?
i swear, chauncey, between you and benjamin, i've got my hands full...  ... say, that is coming along, the swelling has gone down considerably...  ... any pain here?	Yes, Robert. But it's not bad.
shame on you, chauncey - you should let me be the judge of that.  please, sit in the chair.	I swear, Chauncey, between you and Benjamin, I've got my hands full...  ... Say, that is coming along, the swelling has gone down considerably...  ... Any pain here?
it's fine today, robert.	Shame on you, Chauncey - you should let me be the judge of that.  Please, sit in the chair.
chauncey, there you are. what are you doing on that leg?	It's fine today, Robert.
... and please call me robert.	Yes, Robert. I will.
i'll send wilson up to take you for x-rays, mr. gardiner. feel free to use the telephone, and please let me know if you have any discomfort.	Yes, I will.
no.	I'll send Wilson up to take you for X-rays, Mr. Gardiner. Feel free to use the telephone, and please let me know if you have any discomfort.
fine. would you like me to speak to your personal physician?	No.
yes, i could stay here. thank you.	Fine. Would you like me to speak to your personal physician?
good, keep your weight off that leg, mr. gardiner. in fact, it would be best if you could stay here for a day or two, if that would be would be possible. since benjamin became ill we have our own hospital downstairs. i can promise you the finest in care, unless, of course, you would prefer to go elsewhere.	Yes, I could stay here. Thank you.
thank you.	Good, keep your weight off that leg, Mr. Gardiner. In fact, it would be best if you could stay here for a day or two, if that would be would be possible. Since Benjamin became ill we have our own hospital downstairs. I can promise you the finest in care, unless, of course, you would prefer to go elsewhere.
oh, i see...  ... well, then... you're a very funny man, mr. gardiner. you caught me off guard, i must admit...	Thank you.
there's no need for a claim, the garden is a healthy one.	Oh, I see...  ... Well, then... You're a very funny man, Mr. Gardiner. You caught me off guard, I must admit...
then you wish to handle this matter through your attorneys?	There's no need for a claim, the garden is a healthy one.
yes.	Then you wish to handle this matter through your attorneys?
an attorney?	Yes.
thomas franklin, an attorney.	An attorney?
thomas? who's thomas?	Thomas Franklin, an attorney.
claim...? ... oh, claim, that's what thomas asked me.	Thomas? Who's Thomas?
yes. are you planning on making any sort of claim against the rand's?	Claim...? ... Oh, claim, that's what Thomas asked me.
... straight out?	Yes. Are you planning on making any sort of claim against the Rand's?
just to take the proper precautions, mr. gardiner, i'd recommend we take you downstairs and x-ray your leg.  ... by the way, mr. gardiner, i would like to ask you something straight out.	... Straight out?
oh, fine.	Just to take the proper precautions, Mr. Gardiner, I'd recommend we take you downstairs and X-ray your leg.  ... By the way, Mr. Gardiner, I would like to ask you something straight out.
you can pull your trousers up, now.	Oh, fine.
i see.	You can pull your trousers up, now.
however, with injuries such as this, i have run into minor hemorrhaging, which really isn't too serious at the time, but can cause secondary problems if not looked after.	I see.
yes. i think so, too.	However, with injuries such as this, I have run into minor hemorrhaging, which really isn't too serious at the time, but can cause secondary problems if not looked after.
it's good that there was no apparent damage to the bone.	Yes. I think so, too.
but not for long...	It's good that there was no apparent damage to the bone.
you were wrong, it did hurt.	But not for long...
now, you'll barely feel this. it won't hurt at all.	You were wrong, it did hurt.
i understand. i've seen it done before.	Now, you'll barely feel this. It won't hurt at all.
the injection will ease the pain and swelling, mr. gardiner.	I understand. I've seen it done before.
it's not good, ben - i'm sure you can feel it.	I know, Robert... But, strangely enough, I don't feel too bad about now... I feel all right... I guess it's easier... knowing Chauncey is here... to take care of things...
no more, robert... no more needles...	It's not good, Ben - I'm sure you can feel it.
and you, benjamin, must be strong and brave for me. turn over, please.	In a minute, Robert - in a minute... Chauncey, I would like to ask a favor of you...
some pain is to be expected...  ... and i think what would be best for the two of you is a good night's rest.  ... it's late, i'm afraid it's time for my patients to prepare for bed.	We have common foes, Chauncey - kid lawyers and our physician!
... no, of course you don't. excuse me for being so presumptuous. no man knows everything about another man - however, very few are honest enough to admit it.	That is so true. You're different, Chauncey... Quite different than most men.
to everyone, i'm afraid. the government controls are so restricting that the medical profession, as we know it, is being legislated out of existence.	Of course! By kid-lawyers!
i know exactly what you mean. today the businessman is at the mercy of kid-lawyers from the sec. all they want to do is regulate our natural growth! it's happening across the country!	To everyone, I'm afraid. The Government controls are so restricting that the Medical Profession, as we know it, is being legislated out of existence.
i do - we do - both of us, ben and i feel so much for chauncey...	I think we'd better go look for him.  David!
you really care for him, don't you, eve?	I do - we do - both of us, Ben and I feel so much for Chauncey...
we have to find him, robert - he could be lost, something may have happened, we can't leave him!	You really care for him, don't you, Eve?
i wish he were here...	We have to find him, Robert - he could be lost, something may have happened, we can't leave him!
i don't think so, he should be along soon...	I wish he were here...
... do you think we should look for him?	I don't think so, he should be along soon...
... he walked off...	Chauncey is so sensitive... He was overcome with grief...
... but he's...?	He's resting comfortably now. There's no cause for alarm, yet...
... eve - this has been an exhausting day for ben...	... But he's...?
good. it might be pleasant for a couple of days.  ... robert... is there any improvement...?	No, Eve... I'm sorry.
at times, yes. but that's not an uncommon reaction to such an accident. actually, i found him to have quite a sense of humor.	Good. It might be pleasant for a couple of days.  ... Robert... Is there any improvement...?
he's very intense, and internal, don't you think?	At times, yes. But that's not an uncommon reaction to such an accident. Actually, I found him to have quite a sense of humor.
how true. mr. gardiner may be a welcome change of pace.	He's very intense, and internal, don't you think?
yes, he is different... not the kind of person one usually meets in washington.	How true. Mr. Gardiner may be a welcome change of pace.
not necessary, but preferable. i don't think he'll be a bother, he seems like a most refreshing sort of man.	Yes, he is different... Not the kind of person one usually meets in Washington.
stay here? is that necessary?	Not necessary, but preferable. I don't think he'll be a bother, he seems like a most refreshing sort of man.
a rather large contusion, but i don't feel there is any serious damage. i'd like to keep an eye on him, though - i suggested that he stay here for a couple of days.	Stay here? Is that necessary?
i wanted some fresh air, robert. how is mr. gardiner?	A rather large contusion, but I don't feel there is any serious damage. I'd like to keep an eye on him, though - I suggested that he stay here for a couple of days.
good god, eve - you'll freeze out here.	I wanted some fresh air, Robert. How is Mr. Gardiner?
fine. thank you, mr. franklin.	Certainly, glad to be of help.
of course, doctor, i understand.	Fine. Thank you, Mr. Franklin.
i see.  mr. franklin, i must ask you and miss hayes to keep this incident with mr. gardiner to yourselves. there's no telling what he was involved in, and the matter may be extremely confidential. so please, not a word.	Of course, Doctor, I understand.
well, he said it was his, he walked us through it.	I see.  Mr. Franklin, I must ask you and Miss Hayes to keep this incident with Mr. Gardiner to yourselves. There's no telling what he was involved in, and the matter may be extremely confidential. So please, not a word.
hmmm. you say he showed you his garden?	Well, he said it was his, he walked us through it.
another thing that baffles me, doctor - what was his connection with the deceased? major financial dealings, obviously - but our firm has no record of any such transactions.	Hmmm. You say he showed you his garden?
i have no idea...	Another thing that baffles me, Doctor - what was his connection with the deceased? Major financial dealings, obviously - but our firm has no record of any such transactions.
... and he told us that he had been living there since he was a child, working as a gardener. he showed us a room in the garage, where he said he stayed, and i... well, i didn't really believe him, of course - but why the act?	I have no idea...
well, mr. president... they don't quite know what to think.	Gentlemen, needless to say, there is going to be a full Congressional investigation of your respective operations.  Good night.
and what do the boys around intelligence think?	Well, Mr. President... They don't quite know what to think.
i don't think that's entirely true, grover.	And what do the boys around Intelligence think?
gardiner is not a foreign agent, there are now sixteen countries investigating the man. we can rule that out.	Very well... Can we rule out inefficiency...?
gentlemen, i didn't call you here at such an hour to make accusations, i just want to explore the possibilities. now, i have three questions; is the man a foreign agent? or, have we suddenly found that our methods of gathering data are grossly inefficient? or, thirdly, have the man's files been destroyed? now, i'd like some answers.	Gardiner is not a foreign agent, there are now sixteen countries investigating the man. We can rule that out.
i understand. i've never seen anything like this on television.	Please, hold still, Mr. Gardiner.
a black man gave me the message.	Well, I still don't believe I know the man, Mr. Gardiner. Now, hold still.
yes, sir.	A Black man gave me the message.
oh. i have a message for him.	Yes, sir.
no sir, i don't believe i do.	Oh. I have a message for him.
do you know raphael?	No sir, I don't believe I do.
fine. they felt that since you had such close ties with the president, you would be a splendid choice.  ... can i help you? are you looking for something?	No. I like this attic very much.
yes. i would like to be on that show.	Fine. They felt that since you had such close ties with the President, you would be a splendid choice.  ... Can I help you? Are you looking for something?
of course. they would like you to appear on the show tonight. the vice president was scheduled, but he had to cancel, and they asked if you would be interested.	Yes. I would like to be on that show.
yes, i have seen that show on television.	Of course. They would like you to appear on the show tonight. The Vice President was scheduled, but he had to cancel, and they asked if you would be interested.
morton hull, the producer of 'this evening' just called.	Yes, I have seen that show on television.
oh, yes.	Morton Hull, the producer of 'This Evening' just called.
oh, mr. gardiner, i've been looking all over.	Oh, yes.
would you care to take it, sir?	Yes.
thank you.	Would you care to take it, sir?
mr. gardiner, i have a telephone call for you. sidney courtney, the financial editor of the washington post.	Thank you.
oh, chauncey, darling... where have you been? we thought we'd lost you - we've been looking all over!	Yes. I've been looking for you, too, Eve.
chauncey! chauncey!	Hello, Eve.
dearest, you uncoil my wants; desire flows within me, and when you watch me my passion dissolves it. you set me free. i reveal myself to myself and i am drenched and purged.	That's very interesting, Eve.
yes. it's very good, eve.	... But I've never done...  ... You mean...? When... When... When I do it? ... When I touch myself...?
... is that all you want...?  ... to watch me...?	Yes. It's very good, Eve.
yes. i like to watch.	... Is that all you want...?  ... To watch me...?
to watch...? to watch me...?	Yes. I like to watch.
i like to watch.	To watch...? To watch me...?
i just don't excite you at all... i don't know what you want... i don't know what you like...	I like to watch.
... come in, chauncey - please come in...	Thank you.
yes, eve. ben is very wise.	... Come in, Chauncey - please come in...
i feel so close to you, so safe with you, chauncey...  ... and benjamin understands that, dearest... he understands and accepts my feelings for you...	Yes, Eve. Ben is very wise.
he was very ill, i stayed with him for a while.	It must be the punch, and it is stuffy in here -- I feel it a little myself. You're an angel, my dear - thank God there are still men like you around to give aid and comfort.
upstairs? chauncey, you're always involved in some sort of discussion...	He was very ill, I stayed with him for a while.
no. i was with a man. we went upstairs.	Upstairs? Chauncey, you're always involved in some sort of discussion...
chauncey, where have you been? i was afraid you got bored and left, or that you were with some mysterious woman.	No. I was with a man. We went upstairs.
chauncey, this is mr. dennis watson of the state department.	Hello, Dennis.
yes.	Chauncey, this is Mr. Dennis Watson of the State Department.
i've never seen anyone handle the media as well as you, chauncey. you're so cool and detached - almost as if you were born to it.	Thank you, Eve.
yes. that could be true.	... I guess I may as well be honest about my feelings, Chauncey, as I know you are I am in love with you... I love you and I want you... And I know that you know it and I'm grateful that you've decided to wait until... Until...
i know you are, chauncey...  ... you conquer a woman from within herself, you infuse in her the need and desire and the longing for your love.	Yes. That could be true.
yes, eve. i'm very glad that you didn't open.	I know you are, Chauncey...  ... You conquer a woman from within herself, you infuse in her the need and desire and the longing for your love.
... i'm grateful to you, chauncey... i would have opened to you with a touch, and you know that...  ... but you're so strong - i can trust myself with you. i'm glad, chauncey - i'm glad that you showed so much restraint...	Yes, Eve. I'm very glad that you didn't open.
yes, eve. i know that.	... I'm grateful to you, Chauncey... I would have opened to you with a touch, and you know that...  ... But you're so strong - I can trust myself with you. I'm glad, Chauncey - I'm glad that you showed so much restraint...
... you know, chauncey... i want us to be...  i want us... you and i to become... close... i want us to become very close, you know...?	Yes, Eve. I know that.
no, eve. i like you to be here.	... You know, Chauncey... I want us to be...  I want us... You and I to become... close... I want us to become very close, you know...?
i know...  ... so are you, chauncey ...  ... do you mind my being here, like this?	No, Eve. I like you to be here.
i like the president. he is a very nice man.	I know...  ... So are you, Chauncey ...  ... Do you mind my being here, like this?
well, it seems you've been described as one of the architects of the president's speech. and your own comments from the 'this evening' show are quoted side by side with the president's.	I like the President. He is a very nice man.
no, eve. i don't read the papers.	Well, it seems you've been described as one of the architects of the President's speech. And your own comments from the 'This Evening' show are quoted side by side with the President's.
chauncey! have you seen the papers?	No, Eve. I don't read the papers.
... good night, chauncey.	Good night, Eve.
... i have very few friends, chauncey... and benjamin's friends are all quite a bit older...	... Good night, Chauncey.
i see.	... I have very few friends, Chauncey... And Benjamin's friends are all quite a bit older...
oh. well, we can fix up one of ben's for you tomorrow night. sophie insists an black tie.	I see.
no, thank you.	Oh. Well, we can fix up one of Ben's for you tomorrow night. Sophie insists an Black Tie.
... you don't happen to have a tuxedo in your suitcase, do you?	No, thank you.
that's good. i like to watch, too.	I know you do - you and your television...  ... Good luck, Chauncey.
he's tired, chauncey - but he's going to watch you tonight. we'll both be watching.	That's good. I like to watch, too.
how is ben feeling?	He's tired, Chauncey - but he's going to watch you tonight. We'll both be watching.
and benjamin sends along his best wishes.	How is Ben feeling?
thank you, eve.	And Benjamin sends along his best wishes.
chauncey, i just wanted to wish you well. i know you'll be smashing.	Thank you, Eve.
hello, eve.	Chauncey, I just wanted to wish you well. I know you'll be smashing.
chauncey...	Hello, Eve.
i'll be all right, chauncey you go ahead with mrs. aubrey...	Yes, Eve. You'll be all right.
... i'm...  ... i'm very grateful that you're here, chauncey...  ... with us ...	So am I, Eve.
oh, i like that very much.	Yes, so do we.
our greenhouse.	Oh, I like that very much.
what is that?	Our greenhouse.
of course.	What is that?
oh, no. she brought me my meals.	Of course.
oh, his maid!... stupid me, i thought perhaps she was someone that you may have been romantically involved with.	Oh, no. She brought me my meals.
yes. i liked louise very much. she was his maid.	Oh, his maid!... Stupid me, I thought perhaps she was someone that you may have been romantically involved with.
i'm sorry...  ... and what about louise? you mentioned that she had gone, were you close to her also?	Yes. I liked Louise very much. She was his maid.
yes. i was.	I'm sorry...  ... And what about Louise? YOU mentioned that she had gone, were you close to her also?
forgive me, chauncey - i didn't mean to pry. you must have been very close to him.	Yes. I was.
... mentor...?	Forgive me, Chauncey - I didn't mean to pry. You must have been very close to him.
oh, i see... your mentor, perhaps?	... Mentor...?
he was a very wealthy man, he looked after me since i was young.	Oh, I see... Your mentor, perhaps?
was he a relative? or an intimate friend?	He was a very wealthy man, he looked after me since I was young.
yes.	Was he a relative? Or an intimate friend?
... chauncey... last night you mentioned an old man, that died.	Yes.
yes, he is. i'm sorry i didn't get to see him.	... Chauncey... Last night you mentioned an old man, that died.
fine. he's very nice.	Yes, he is. I'm sorry I didn't get to see him.
good. i'm glad to hear that.  ... how did you like meeting the president?	Fine. He's very nice.
yes. it's feeling much better now.	Good. I'm glad to hear that.  ... How did you like meeting the President?
your leg must be getting better.	Yes. It's feeling much better now.
hello, eve.	Your leg must be getting better.
chauncey!	Hello, Eve.
... good night, chauncey.	Good night, Eve.
that's good.	... Good night, Chauncey.
... why... no, i don't think so...	That's good.
yes. are you going to leave and close the house when he dies?	... Why... No, I don't think so...
he does...?	Yes. Are you going to leave and close the house when he dies?
i like ben very much... he reminds me of the old man...	He does...?
yes... i know, chauncey.	I like Ben very much... He reminds me of the Old Man...
ben is very ill, eve - i've seen that before.	Yes... I know, Chauncey.
... and ben is just mad about you - you've lifted his spirits so - it's just... well, it's just a real pleasure having you with us.	Ben is very ill, Eve - I've seen that before.
thank you, eve - i like this house very much.	... And Ben is just mad about you - you've lifted his spirits so - it's just... Well, it's just a real pleasure having you with us.
chauncey, i wanted to tell you how dreadful i feel about the accident today, but that i'm delighted that you are staying with us.	Thank you, Eve - I like this house very much.
oh, i know exactly what you mean. i sometimes enjoy puttering around myself, such a pleasant way to forget one's troubles.	I am a very good gardener.
i hope that staying here won't be an inconvenience for you.	No. I like it here.
... would you like us to notify anyone for you?	No. The Old Man died and Louise left.
no. it won't do that.	... Would you like us to notify anyone for you?
won't your injury prevent you from attending to business, mr. gardiner?	No. It won't do that.
yes.	I admire that in a person. As for myself, I find there is so much to assimilate that it can become quite muddling at times...
i can see that it must be very important for you to stay informed of all the latest events.	Yes.
i like to watch. this is fine.	I can see that it must be very important for you to stay informed of all the latest events.
... i'll feel so relieved after dr. allenby examines your leg. after that, david can run you on home, or to your office or wherever you'd prefer...  ... is there anything special you would like to watch?	I like to watch. This is fine.
oh... well, i'm very sorry...	... I'll feel so relieved after Dr. Allenby examines your leg. After that, David can run you on home, or to your office or wherever you'd prefer...  ... Is there anything special you would like to watch?
yes. i lost my remote control.	Oh... Well, I'm very sorry...
did you lose something?	Yes. I lost my remote control.
oh. well, they're just a wonderful couple, we've been friends for years. we visit their island quite often.	Did you lose something?
no, eve. i'm not related to basil and perdita.	Oh. Well, they're just a wonderful couple, we've been friends for years. We visit their island quite often.
oh... mr. gardiner... mr. chauncey gardiner... you're not related to basil and perdita gardiner are you?	No, Eve. I'm not related to Basil and Perdita.
no. i'm a gardener.	Oh... Mr. Gardiner... Mr. Chauncey Gardiner... You're not related to Basil and Perdita Gardiner are you?
pardon me, was that mr. chance?	No. I'm a gardener.
my name is chance.	Pardon me, was that Mr. Chance?
may i ask your name?	My name is Chance.
hello, eve.	May I ask your name?
oh, by the way - i'm eve rand.	Hello, Eve.
oh? certainly...	Oh, by the way - I'm Eve Rand.
i would like to watch television.	Oh? Certainly...
yes. thank you.	I would like to watch television.
would you care for a drink?	Yes. Thank you.
i agree.	Fine, it will save a lot of unnecessary fuss and it will be so much more pleasant for you...  David, we'll just go on home. Jeffrey, would you call and let them know?
yes. my husband has been very ill. his doctor and nurses are staying with us. those hospitals can be so impersonal - why, it might be hours before you are treated...	I agree.
your family doctor?	Yes. My husband has been very ill. His doctor and nurses are staying with us. Those hospitals can be so impersonal - why, it might be hours before you are treated...
i see.  ... say, would you mind seeing our family doctor?	Your family doctor?
it's feeling better, but it's still very sore.	I see.  ... Say, would you mind seeing our family doctor?
... why, yes, he is... is your leg feeling any better?	It's feeling better, but it's still very sore.
yes. he's a very careful driver.	... Why, yes, he is... Is your leg feeling any better?
these can be such trying situations everyone seems to make such a to-do over a simple little accident. of course, they can be very frightening, and i must apologize for david, he's never had an accident before.	Yes. He's a very careful driver.
yes. i am.	These can be such trying situations everyone seems to make such a to-do over a simple little accident. Of course, they can be very frightening, and I must apologize for David, he's never had an accident before.
i hope you're comfortable.	Yes. I am.
there's no need for a hospital.	Why, there certainly is. You must see a doctor, I insist on it. Please, let us take you.
... won't you let us do something for you? your leg should be examined, we could take you to a hospital.	There's no need for a hospital.
i see. then one more quick question, mr. gardiner; since we at the post would like to, uh - update our profile on you - what exactly is your business?	I have nothing more to say.
yes, that is correct. i think you should ask mr. rand that.	I see. Then one more quick question, Mr. Gardiner; since we at the Post would like to, uh - update our profile on you - what exactly is your business?
of course. but since he is ill i'm taking the liberty of asking you.	Yes, that is correct. I think you should ask Mr. Rand that.
i think you should ask mr. rand that.	Of course. But since he is ill I'm taking the liberty of asking you.
good, sir. and so, it seems, did the president - but we would like to have some facts; such as, uh... what exactly is the relationship between yourself and that of the first american financial corporation?	I think you should ask Mr. Rand that.
the president is a nice person. i enjoyed it very much.	Good, sir. And so, it seems, did the President - but we would like to have some facts; such as, uh... What exactly is the relationship between yourself and that of the First American Financial Corporation?
then, i'll be brief. i covered the president's speech at the financial institute today, and since the post would like to be as exact as possible, we would appreciate your comments on the meeting that took place between mr. rand, the president and yourself.	The President is a nice person. I enjoyed it very much.
no. i'm not busy.	Then, I'll be brief. I covered the President's speech at the Financial Institute today, and since the Post would like to be as exact as possible, we would appreciate your comments on the meeting that took place between Mr. Rand, the President and yourself.
i'm sorry to disturb you, mr. gardiner, i know you must be very busy.	No. I'm not busy.
hello, sid.	I'm sorry to disturb you, Mr. Gardiner, I know you must be very busy.
hello, mr. gardiner. this is sid courtney, washington post.	Hello, Sid.
yes. it's a very good show.	I'm glad you like it, Mr. Gardiner.
do you realize, mr. gardiner, that more people will be watching you tonight than all those who have seen theater plays in the last forty years?	Yes. It's a very good show.
i see.	Do you realize, Mr. Gardiner, that more people will be watching you tonight than all those who have seen theater plays in the last forty years?
of course, mr. gardiner, the fact that you occupy such a position in the world of finance makes you ideally suited to provide our millions of viewers with an explanation of this nation's economic crisis.	I see.
hello, morton.	Of course, Mr. Gardiner, the fact that you occupy such a position in the world of finance makes you ideally suited to provide our millions of viewers with an explanation of this nation's economic crisis.
mr. gardiner, i'm morton hull, the producer of 'this evening.'	Hello, Morton.
i see.	Your foot! Give me your foot!!
i don't want robert.	I see.
do you need a doctor? i could call robert...	I don't want Robert.
really? really!!!	Do you need a doctor? I could call Robert...
yes, i do, it's very good.	Really? Really!!!
... are you sure you like it?	Yes, I do, it's very good.
yes. it's very tiny, but it's good.	... Are you sure you like it?
do you like it?	Yes. It's very tiny, but it's good.
yes, very well, thank you.	Do you like it?
can you see well?	Yes, very well, thank you.
we must speak again, mr. gardiner, many times!	Thank you.
yes, eve. that would be good.	We must speak again, Mr. Gardiner, many times!
yes. i like that name very much.	And yours, sir - Chauncey Gardiner!  How poetic! Chauncey, a name of uncertain meaning! And Gardiner, a bit of the French, a suggestion of a stroll through the flowers! A beautiful name, my friend!
ho! ho! a dash of american humor! vladimar skrapinov!	Yes. I like that name very much.
yes, it is.  would you tell me your name again, please?	Ho! Ho! A dash of American humor! Vladimar Skrapinov!
yes, it is very good!	Yes, it is.  Would you tell me your name again, please?
oh, good.	Yes, it is very good!
so you know your krylov in russian, do you? mr. gardiner, i must confess i had suspected as much all along - i know an educated man when i meet one!	Oh, good.
so you know krylov!	So you know your Krylov in Russian, do you? Mr. Gardiner, I must confess I had suspected as much all along - I know an educated man when I meet one!
do you think so? do you think so?	So you know Krylov!
yes. tell me, mr. gardiner - do you by any chance enjoy krylov's fables? i ask this because there is something... there is something krylovian about you.	Do you think so? Do you think so?
i certainly do.	Yes. Tell me, Mr. Gardiner - do you by any chance enjoy Krylov's fables? I ask this because there is something... there is something Krylovian about you.
bravo! bravo! our chairs are indeed almost touching! and we want to remain seated on them, correct? we don't want them snatched from under us, am i right? because if one goes, the other goes, and then - boom! boom! and we are both down before our time, you see? and neither of us wants that, do you agree?	I certainly do.
we are not far...  ... our chairs almost touch.	Bravo! Bravo! Our chairs are indeed almost touching! And we want to remain seated on them, correct? We don't want them snatched from under us, am I right? Because if one goes, the other goes, and then - boom! Boom! And we are both down before our time, you see? And neither of us wants that, do you agree?
and i have noticed in you a certain reticence regarding political issues - so why not a coming together? an interchange of opinion? we may find, my friend, that we are not so far from each other, not so far!	We are not far...  ... our chairs almost touch.
yes, i understand.	And I have noticed in you a certain reticence regarding political issues - so why not a coming together? An interchange of opinion? We may find, my friend, that we are not so far from each other, not so far!
to exchange our thoughts - what does a russian know about business? on the other hand, what does an american know about diplomacy?	Yes, I understand.
yes, i agree, i think so too.	To exchange our thoughts - what does a Russian know about business? On the other hand, what does an American know about diplomacy?
... mr. gardiner, i wish to be quite candid - considering the gravity of your economic situation, shouldn't we, the diplomats, and you, the businessman - get together more often?	Yes, I agree, I think so too.
yes, so i've heard, a shame... as you know, we in the soviet union have the keenest interest in developments of the first american financial corporation... we are pleased to hear that you may fill benjamin's place should he fail to recover.  be seated, please, mr. gardiner.	... Mr. Gardiner, I wish to be quite candid - considering the gravity of your economic situation, shouldn't we, the diplomats, and you, the businessman - get together more often?
ben is very ill.	Yes, so I've heard, a shame... As you know, we in the Soviet Union have the keenest interest in developments of the First American Financial Corporation... We are pleased to hear that you may fill Benjamin's place should he fail to recover.  Be seated, please, Mr. Gardiner.
i'm sorry we haven't met sooner, mr. gardiner. i had the pleasure of seeing you on television last night and i listened with great interest to your down-to-earth philosophy. i'm not surprised that it was so quickly endorsed by the president.  ... tell me, mr. gardiner, just how serious is benjamin's illness? i did not want to upset mrs. rand by discussing it in detail.	Ben is very ill.
regretfully, mrs. rand - i shall yield the pleasure of your company to others.	Yes, Eve. I shall yield too.
i agree.	How is my dear friend Benjamin feeling?
you must sit with us, my friend, we have much to discuss.	I agree.
yes. i would like to do that.	... I've worked very hard and enjoyed my life... I've known success... and I've felt love... My associates, Chauncey - I've talked with them about you... They're eager to meet you... very eager to meet you... I'm very fond of you, Chauncey... And I understand Eve... Tell her that... tell her I'm madly in love with her...
she cares for you and she needs your help, chauncey... there's much to be looked after...	Yes. I would like to do that.
a flower...	She cares for you and she needs your help, Chauncey... there's much to be looked after...
let me feel the strength in your hand, chauncey... let me feel your strength...  yes, that's good... i hope, chauncey - i hope that you'll stay with eve... take care of her, watch over her, she's a delicate flower, chauncey...	A flower...
oh, i see.	Let me feel the strength in your hand, Chauncey... Let me feel your strength...  Yes, that's good... I hope, Chauncey - I hope that you'll stay with Eve... Take care of her, watch over her, she's a delicate flower, Chauncey...
... i'm about to surrender the horn of plenty for the horn of gabriel, my boy...	Oh, I see.
yes, ben - are you going to die now?	... I'm about to surrender the Horn of Plenty for the Horn of Gabriel, my boy...
... chauncey... chauncey...	Yes, Ben - are you going to die now?
yes. i would like to escort eve.	Good. Together, the two of you should create quite a stir - I can already hear the gossip.
senator rowley's widow, sophie, is hosting an evening reception tomorrow evening honoring ambassador skrapinov of the soviet union... i think it's rather obvious that robert won't allow me to attend, so - would you go in my place, and escort eve?	Yes. I would like to escort Eve.
certainly, ben.	Senator Rowley's widow, Sophie, is hosting an evening reception tomorrow evening honoring Ambassador Skrapinov of the Soviet Union... I think it's rather obvious that Robert won't allow me to attend, so - would you go in my place, and escort Eve?
thank you, ben.	And now, Chauncey, I'm afraid you must excuse me - I'm very tired all of a sudden.
and, please, chauncey - don't rush your decision. i know you're not a man to act on the spur of the moment.	Thank you, Ben.
i understand.	And, please, Chauncey - don't rush your decision. I know you're not a man to act on the spur of the moment.
oh, sure you do, the financial assistance program. i think you might be just the man to take charge of such an undertaking. i'd like you to meet with the members of the board, we'll be able to discuss the matter at greater length at that time.	I understand.
no, ben.	Oh, sure you do, the financial assistance program. I think you might be just the man to take charge of such an undertaking. I'd like you to meet with the members of the Board, we'll be able to discuss the matter at greater length at that time.
... you know, chauncey, there's something about you... you're direct, you grasp things quickly and you state them plainly. you don't play games with words to protect yourself. i feel i can speak to you frankly... you know what i was talking to you about last night?	No, Ben.
he was quite impressed with your comments, chauncey - he hears my sort of analysis from everyone, but yours, unfortunately - seldom if ever at all.	I'm glad he came, Ben. It was nice talking to the President.
yes, ben - he is.	He was quite impressed with your comments, Chauncey - he hears my sort of analysis from everyone, but yours, unfortunately - seldom if ever at all.
he's a decent fellow, the president, isn't he?	Yes, Ben - he is.
i think what my most insightful friend is saying, mr. president, is that we welcome the inevitable seasons of nature, yet we are upset by the seasons of our economy.	Yes. That is correct.
i see, ben.	... Maybe one day you shall find yourself in a similar position, Chauncey... Maybe one day...
yes, when i was younger i had thoughts about public office... but i found, chauncey - that i was able to contribute more as a private citizen... of course, my wealth provided me with considerable influence, but i've tried, believe me, not to misuse that power... it's extremely important, chauncey, when one is in a position of eminence, that he does not allow himself to become blinded to the needs of the country... the temptations are strong, and i've been labeled a 'kingmaker' by many, but i have tried to stay open to voices of the people... i have tried to remain honest to myself...	I see, Ben.
no one likes a dying man, my boy - because few know what death is. all we know is the terror of it. but you're an exception, chauncey - that's what i admire in you, your marvelous balance. you don't stagger back and forth between fear and hope - you're a truly peaceful man.	Thank you, Ben.  ... The nurse did a very good job, Ben.
i understand.	No one likes a dying man, my boy - because few know what death is. All we know is the terror of it. But you're an exception, Chauncey - that's what I admire in you, your marvelous balance. You don't stagger back and forth between fear and hope - you're a truly peaceful man.
hah! it's all make-up, chauncey... i asked nurse teresa to fix me up, i didn't want the president to think i was going to die during our talk.	I understand.
you're looking much better today, ben.	Hah! It's all make-up, Chauncey... I asked nurse Teresa to fix me up, I didn't want the President to think I was going to die during our talk.
well, that's good news, my boy.	You're looking much better today, Ben.
yes, ben. my leg is not very sore.	Well, that's good news, my boy.
chauncey, up and around this morning, are you?	Yes, Ben. My leg is not very sore.
i could give it some thought, ben, but my leg is very sore.	... Oh?  Robert, take a look, would you?
reluctant to speak, eh, chauncey? well, i can understand that. when a man loses everything, anger has a tendency to block out reason for a time. just give it some thought, work with the idea, i'm sure you'll have plenty to say in a few days.	I could give it some thought, Ben, but my leg is very sore.
no, ben.	Reluctant to speak, eh, Chauncey? Well, I can understand that. When a man loses everything, anger has a tendency to block out reason for a time. Just give it some thought, work with the idea, I'm sure you'll have plenty to say in a few days.
it's a very pleasant room, ben.	Yes, I'm sure it is. That's what they say, anyway.
now, wait a minute, chauncey you are young, you are healthy, for god's sake don't give up on yourself! you have to fight! you can't let those bastards keep you down! i don't want to hear any more from you about the 'room upstairs'. that's where i'm going soon.	It's a very pleasant room, Ben.
but i don't have that any more...  ... all that's left for me now is the room upstairs.	Now, wait a minute, Chauncey you are young, you are healthy, for God's sake don't give up on yourself! You have to fight! You can't let those bastards keep you down! I don't want to hear any more from you about the 'Room Upstairs'. That's where I'm going soon.
bravo!	But I don't have that any more...  ... All that's left for me now is the room upstairs.
thank you, ben. the garden that i left was such a place. everything which grew there was with the labor of my own hands. i planted seeds and watered them and watched everything grow.	Bravo!
a gardener! well put, chauncey excellent! isn't that what a businessman is? a gardener? a person that makes flinty soil productive with the labor of his own hands, who waters it with the sweat from his own brow, and who creates a place of value for his family and community? yes, chauncey, what a brilliant metaphor -- yes, indeed, a productive businessman is a laborer in his own vineyard.	Thank you, Ben. The garden that I left was such a place. Everything which grew there was with the labor of my own hands. I planted seeds and watered them and watched everything grow.
do we have a garden? hah! tomorrow, chauncey, you will see our gardens.	I see. I would like to work in your garden.
yes. chauncey is fine.	And I'm Ben.
that's good, mr. gardiner. or may i call you chauncey?	Yes. Chauncey is fine.
yes. shut down and locked by the attorneys.	What'd I tell you? Kid-lawyers! The S.E.C.! Damn them!
oh. when you say 'your house has been closed', you mean to say that your business was shut down?	Yes. Shut down and locked by the attorneys.
no, thank you. my house has been closed.	Oh. When you say 'Your house has been closed', you mean to say that your business was shut down?
yes. i am very hungry.	... So am I, my boy - so am I.
... you will join us for dinner, won't you, mr. gardiner?	Yes. I am very hungry.
i agree.	... You will join us for dinner, won't you, Mr. Gardiner?
... we're prisoners, mr. gardiner - we're prisoners of tubes and technology.	I agree.
failure of the bone marrow to produce red blood cells... not a damn thing they can do about it. oh, they can make me comfortable, prolong my life with steroid therapy and transfusions... and what makes my blood boil, what little i have left, that is, mr. gardiner - is that it's generally a young person's disease... here i am, getting on in years and about to die of a young person's disease...	Yes. You look very sick.
sure you do. this ward is air tight, i have a little extra oxygen pumped in, keeps my spirits up.	Yes. I like that very much.
i feel very good in here.	Sure you do. This ward is air tight, I have a little extra oxygen pumped in, keeps my spirits up.
... i see.	I feel very good in here.
welcome to rand memorial hospital, mr. gardiner.	... I see.
yes.	Oh, you can tell her later. She'll never miss you in this crowd.
tell eve? you mean mrs. rand?	Yes.
i want to tell eve.	Tell Eve? You mean Mrs. Rand?
well, if that's what you want, then i want it too.  we can go this way.	I want to tell Eve.
yes. i like to watch very much.	Well, if that's what you want, then I want it too.  We can go this way.
watch? you mean just watch me? doing it alone?	Yes. I like to watch very much.
i like to watch.	Watch? You mean just watch me? Doing it alone?
we could do it now, we can go upstairs.  ... please, it's time for us. come upstairs.	I like to watch.
sure you do! no one reads!... listen, book publishing isn't exactly a bed of roses these days...	What sort of bed is it?
yes. i like to watch.	Sure you do! No one reads!... Listen, book publishing isn't exactly a bed of roses these days...
of course not! no one has the time to read! one glances at things, watches television...	Yes. I like to watch.
i can't read.	Of course not! No one has the time to read! One glances at things, watches television...
of course, who can nowadays? i have trouble writing a post card to my children! look, we could give you a six figure advance, provide you with the very best ghostwriter, research assistants, proof readers...	I can't read.
i can't write.	Of course, who can nowadays? I have trouble writing a post card to my children! Look, we could give you a six figure advance, provide you with the very best ghostwriter, research assistants, proof readers...
mr. gardiner, my editors and i have been wondering if you'd consider writing a book for us? something on your political philosophy. what do you say?	I can't write.
hello, ronald.	Mr. Gardiner, my editors and I have been wondering if you'd consider writing a book for us? Something on your political philosophy. What do you say?
mr. gardiner, i'm ronald stiegler, of harvard books.	Hello, Ronald.
yes, i would like to see ben.	Oh, Mr. Rand, of course. Right this way, sir.
... did you wish to see someone, sir?	Yes, I would like to see Ben.
yes.	... Did you wish to see someone, sir?
... sir?	Yes.
yes. i would like to go to rand memorial hospital.	... Sir?
may i help you, mr. gardiner?	Yes. I would like to go to Rand Memorial Hospital.
good day, mr. chance.	Good day, Sally.
it is quite amazing how those clothes have come back into style.	Yes. I have seen styles on television.
i am allowed to go to the attic and select any of the old man's suits. they all fit me very well. i can also take his shirts, shoes and coats.	It is quite amazing how those clothes have come back into style.
might you have a birth certificate, mr. chance?	No.  That's where Joe fixed the bricks.
how about taxes, mr. chance, surely you must have paid taxes?	No.
yes. of men and women.	... Oh.
some pictures...?	Yes. Of men and women.
what about money?	I never needed money.
your appearance doesn't suggest that at all, mr. chance.	Oh. Thank you.
yes.	Your appearance doesn't suggest that at all, Mr. Chance.
... then you really are a gardener?	Yes.
mr. chance, i'm very pleased to meet you.	Yes.
... my suitcase.	Yes sir. I'll take care of that.
very good.	... My suitcase.
... yes. you can take me.	Very good.
i assure you, sir, david is a very careful driver. please, won't you let us take you?	... Yes. You can take me.
i've never ridden in an automobile.	I assure you, sir, David is a very careful driver. Please, won't you let us take you?
please, sir.	I've never ridden in an automobile.
it's starting to swell, is it painful?	Yes.
of course. i would like to look.	It's starting to swell, is it painful?
let's have a look, do you mind?	Of course. I would like to look.
i agree.	Let's have a look, do you mind?
i don't think we should call anyone just yet, it may not even be all that serious.	I agree.
can you walk? it's not broken, is it?	It's very sore.
no. i'm not badly injured. but my leg is very sore.	Can you walk? It's not broken, is it?
this is terrible, sir -  i hope you're not badly injured...	No. I'm not badly injured. But my leg is very sore.
... hmmm... elevator.	... Yes sir - elevator!
yes sir, i guess that's true smallest room in the house.	Yes. It seems to be.
... that is a very small room.	Yes sir, I guess that's true smallest room in the house.
how long do we stay in here?	How long? I don't know, see what the doctor says ...
i see.	How long do we stay in here?
no - but mr. rand does have one with an electric motor, that way he can get around by himself.	I see.
does it have a television?	No - but Mr. Rand does have one with an electric motor, that way he can get around by himself.
yes.	You're gonna need somebody, someone's gotta be around for you, boy...  ... You oughta find yourself a lady, Chance...  But I guess it oughta be an old lady, 'cause you ain't gonna do a young one any good, not with that little thing of yours...  ... You're always gonna be a little boy, ain't you?  ... Goodbye, Chance...
... well, ain't you the gentleman this mornin'...  ... gotta go now, chance...	Yes.
well, no more stewin' those prunes every mornin', that's somethin', i guess...  ... what are you goin' to do now, chance?	I'm going to work in the garden.
yes, i'm very hungry.	Well, no more stewin' those prunes every mornin', that's somethin', I guess...  ... what are you goin' to do now, Chance?
oh, lord, chance - i don't know what i was expectin' from you... i'm sorry for yellin' like i did... no sir, i just don't know what i was expectin' ...  ... i 'spose i'd better gather up some breakfast for you...	Yes, I'm very hungry.
yes. it is.	Oh, Lord, Chance - I don't know what I was expectin' from you... I'm sorry for yellin' like I did... No sir, I just don't know what I was expectin' ...  ... I 'spose I'd better gather up some breakfast for you...
well, ain't that the truth...	Yes. It is.
yes, louise. i have seen it often. it happens to old people.	Well, ain't that the truth...
dammit, boy! is that all you got to say? more gobbledegook?  that old man's layin' up there dead as hell and it just don't make any difference to you!	Yes, Louise. I have seen it often. It happens to old people.
... yes, louise, it's snowing in the garden today. have you looked outside and seen the snow? it's very white.	Dammit, Boy! Is that all you got to say? More gobbledegook?  That Old Man's layin' up there dead as hell and it just don't make any difference to you!
then i got the hell out of that room and called the doctor and i think i woke him probably, he wasn't any too alert. he just said, 'yeah, he's been expectin' it and said he'd send somebody over...' lord, what a mornin'!	... Yes, Louise, it's snowing in the garden today. Have you looked outside and seen the snow? It's very white.
yes. i've seen that done.	Then I got the hell out of that room and called the doctor and I think I woke him probably, he wasn't any too alert. He just said, 'Yeah, he's been expectin' it and said he'd send somebody over...' Lord, what a mornin'!
must of happened durin' the night, i don't know... lord, he wasn't breathin' and as cold as a fish. i touched him, just to see, and you believe me, chance - that's doin' more than i get paid to do... then i just covered him up, pulled the sheet over his head...	Yes. I've seen that done.
... i see.	Must of happened durin' the night, I don't know... Lord, he wasn't breathin' and as cold as a fish. I touched him, just to see, and you believe me, Chance - that's doin' more than I get paid to do... Then I just covered him up, pulled the sheet over his head...
he's dead, chance! the old man's dead!	... I see.
good morning, louise.	He's dead, Chance! The Old Man's dead!
... back up those stairs - damn... that man's needin' me more and more just before he never needs me again...	Is his back feeling better?
i'm afraid he's slippin' a bit with every hour that goes by...	... Back up those stairs - damn... That Man's needin' me more and more just before he never needs me again...
i see.	I'm afraid he's slippin' a bit with every hour that goes by...
... the old man is getting weaker, chance.	I see.
... good evening, louise.	... The Old Man is getting weaker, Chance.
... evening, chance.	... Good evening, Louise.
i'm sorry to say that our time is running short, but before we close, i'd like to ask one final question. what sort of gardener, sir, would you be?	I am a very serious gardener.
thank you.	I'm sorry to say that our time is running short, but before we close, I'd like to ask one final question. What sort of gardener, sir, would you be?
well, mr. gardiner, from the sound of our audience, i'd say that your words are a most welcome respite from what we've been hearing from others...	Thank you.
don't we need a leader capable of guiding us through the seasons? the bad as well as the good?	Yes. We need a very good gardener.
well, let me rephrase the question; the president compared the economy of this country to a garden, and stated that after a period of decline a time of growth would naturally follow. do you go along with this belief?	Yes, I know the garden very well. I have worked in it all my life. It is a good garden and a healthy one; its trees are healthy and so are its shrubs and flowers, as long as they are trimmed and watered in the right seasons. The garden needs a lot of care. I do agree with the President; everything in it will grow strong, and there is plenty of room in it for new trees and new flowers of all kinds.
yes.	Well, let me rephrase the question; the President compared the economy of this country to a garden, and stated that after a period of decline a time of growth would naturally follow. Do you go along with this belief?
i know that, mr. gardiner.	Yes.
yes. i was there with ben.	I know that, Mr. Gardiner.
come now, mr. gardiner, before his speech at the financial institute the president consulted with you and benjamin rand, did he not?	Yes. I was there with Ben.
which view?	Come now, Mr. Gardiner, before his speech at the Financial Institute the President consulted with you and Benjamin Rand, did he not?
fine, then let's get started. the current state of our country is of vital interest to us all, and i would like to know if you agree with the president's view of the economy?	Which view?
no. i don't object.	Fine, then let's get started. The current state of our country is of vital interest to us all, and I would like to know if you agree with the President's view of the economy?
yes... of course, you know, mr. gardiner, that i always prefer an open and frank conversation with my guests, i hope you don't object to that.	No. I don't object.
i hope so.	Yes... Of course, you know, Mr. Gardiner, that I always prefer an open and frank conversation with my guests, I hope you don't object to that.
... well, your anonymity will be a thing of the past from now on.	I hope so.
yes. that is surprising.	... Well, your anonymity will be a thing of the past from now on.
i always find it surprising, mr. gardiner, to find men like yourself, who are working so intimately with the president, yet manage to remain relatively unknown.	Yes. That is surprising.
you're welcome.	I always find it surprising, Mr. Gardiner, to find men like yourself, who are working so intimately with the President, yet manage to remain relatively unknown.
i'd like to thank you for filling in on such short notice for the vice president.	You're welcome.
yes.	I'd like to thank you for filling in on such short notice for the Vice President.
mr. gardiner, how very nice to have you with us this evening.	Yes.
move out? i don't understand, thomas.	I think you do, Mr. Chance. However, I will reiterate, this house is closed and you must leave...  Call me if you change your mind about signing.  C'mon, Sally - let's grab a bite...
very well, mr. chance - if you insist on dragging this matter on... but i must inform you this house will be closed tomorrow at noon. if indeed, you do reside here, you will have to move out.	Move out? I don't understand, Thomas.
correct.	Very well, Mr. Chance - if you insist on dragging this matter on... But I must inform you this house will be closed tomorrow at noon. If indeed, you do reside here, you will have to move out.
but you won't sign, correct?	Correct.
i have no claim, thomas.	But you won't sign, correct?
come now, mr. chance.	I have no claim, Thomas.
no, thomas. i don't know how to sign.	Come now, Mr. Chance.
good. that's good. then if you would please sign a paper to that effect.	No, Thomas. I don't know how to sign.
i'm fine, thomas. the garden is a healthy one. there is no need for a claim.	Good. That's good. Then if you would please sign a paper to that effect.
mr. chance, assuming what you say is the truth, i would like to know what sort of claim you are planning to make against the deceased's estate.	I'm fine, Thomas. The garden is a healthy one. There is no need for a claim.
what are your plans now, mr. chance?	I would like to stay and work in my garden.
mr. chance, the fact remains that we have no information of your having any connection with the deceased.	Yes, I understand.
the old man gave me nice television sets, this one has remote control.  he has one just like it.	Mr. Chance, the fact remains that we have no information of your having any connection with the deceased.
... do you drive this, mr. chance?	No, Thomas. I have never been in an automobile.
are you related to the deceased, mr. chance?	No, I don't think so. And I have planted and shaped all the hedges, and in the springtime you will be able to see my flowers.
those trees were very young when i first arrived.	Are you related to the deceased, Mr. Chance?
have you served in the army?	No, Thomas. But I have seen the Army on television.
you have me, i am here. what more proof do you need?	Have you served in the Army?
... we shall need some proof of your having resided here, mr. chance.	You have me, I am here. What more proof do you need?
yes, thomas, that is correct. then he stopped visiting my garden.	... We shall need some proof of your having resided here, Mr. Chance.
come now, mr. jennings had been bedridden for thirty-five years, since he fractured his spine.	Yes, Thomas, that is correct. Then he stopped visiting my garden.
yes and the old man used to come to my garden. he would read and rest there.	Come now, Mr. Jennings had been bedridden for thirty-five years, since he fractured his spine.
mr. chance, that was twenty-seven years ago.	Yes and the Old Man used to come to my garden. He would read and rest there.
1952...?	Yes. I remember when he came. He was very fat and had short hair and showed me some pictures from a funny little book.
joe saracini. he was a mason that did some repairs on the brickwork at the rear of the house. that was in 1952.	1952...?
... joe? who's joe?	Joe Saracini. He was a mason that did some repairs on the brickwork at the rear of the house. That was in 1952.
i have no need for a doctor or dentist. i have never been ill. i have never been allowed outside of this house, and, except for joe, i have never had any visitors.	... Joe? Who's Joe?
then how about medical records? could you give us the name of your doctor, or your dentist?	I have no need for a doctor or dentist. I have never been ill. I have never been allowed outside of this house, and, except for Joe, I have never had any visitors.
no, i do not have any of those.	Then how about medical records? Could you give us the name of your doctor, or your dentist?
mr. chance, perhaps you could show us some identification with your address -- a driver's license, a credit card, checkbook?	No, I do not have any of those.
how were you paid?	I was given meals, and a home...
compensated...?	How were you paid?
how were you compensated for these duties you say you performed?	Compensated...?
no.	How were you compensated for these duties you say you performed?
do you have any proof of your employment, mr. chance - any checks from the deceased, any contracts or documents?	No.
since you were a child?	Yes, Thomas. I have always been here. I have always worked in the garden.
ever since i can remember, since i was a child.	Since you were a child?
... how long have you been living here?	Ever since I can remember, since I was a child.
yes. it's very cold outside today, isn't it, thomas?	... How long have you been living here?
you live here?  ... we don't have any record of that.	Yes. It's very cold outside today, isn't it, Thomas?
i live here.	You live here?  ... We don't have any record of that.
... you've quite a sense of humor, mr. chance - but all kidding aside, may i ask just what you are doing here?	I live here.
i see...	... You've quite a sense of humor, Mr. Chance - but all kidding aside, may I ask just what you are doing here?
louise?... the maid?...  but she should have left earlier today...	I see...
yes. louise will bring me lunch.	Louise?... The maid?...  But she should have left earlier today...
your lunch? you have a luncheon appointment here?	Yes. Louise will bring me lunch.
yes. i'm waiting for my lunch.	Your lunch? You have a luncheon appointment here?
... are you waiting for someone? an appointment?	Yes. I'm waiting for my lunch.
yes, thomas - i understand.	... Are you waiting for someone? An appointment?
... we're with franklin, jennings and roberts, the law firm handling the estate.	Yes, Thomas - I understand.
hello, thomas... i'm chance, the gardener.	... The gardener?  ... Yes, of course... Mr. Chance, this is Ms. Hayes.
yes. i will.	Wonderful, we'll all look forward to seeing you.  Is Eve around? I'd like to say hello.
... you will honor me and my family with a visit, won't you?	Yes. I will.
yes. it has.	... You will honor me and my family with a visit, won't you?
that is correct. in a garden, growth has its season. there is spring and summer, but there is also fall and winter. and then spring and summer again...	... Spring and summer...  Yes, I see... Fall and winter.  Yes, indeed...  Could you go through that one more time, please, Mr. Gardiner?
... in the garden?	That is correct. In a garden, growth has its season. There is spring and summer, but there is also fall and winter. And then spring and summer again...
as long as the roots are not severed, all is well and all will be well in the garden.	... In the garden?
do you agree with ben, mr. gardiner? are we finished? or do you think we can stimulate growth through temporary incentives?	As long as the roots are not severed, all is well and all will be well in the garden.
yes, i will.	Now, Ben, did you happen to get a chance to...
well, mr. gardiner, that's just fine with me - i'm a man that appreciates a frank discussion... be seated, please, mr. gardiner...	Yes, I will.
you look much taller on television, mr. president.	... Oh, really...
good morning, mr. president.	... Hello.
sid, it's useless!	I said - try again.
try again.	Sid, it's useless!
sure, try again - where? there's nothing, it's like he never existed!	Try again.
try again.	Sure, try again - where? There's nothing, it's like he never existed!
... sid, be reasonable - i've been everywhere, there's no place left to check!	Try again.
... skip the levity, kinney - what have you got?	... I realize this sounds banal but there is no information of any sort on Gardiner. We have no material on him - zilch...
... nothing.	... Skip the levity, Kinney - what have you got?
... gardiner is laconic, matter-of fact. the scuttlebutt is that he's a strong candidate for one of the vacant seats on the board of first american. but before we can do any sort of a piece on the man, we're going to need facts on his background...  ... kinney, what did you come up with?	... Nothing.
... ben, really...	... Thank you, Chauncey... Thank you very much.  ... All right, Robert, I'm all yours.
... yes, i am, ben.	That's good... That's good.
i'm becoming quite attached to chauncey - quite attached...  ... and so are you, aren't you, eve.	... Yes, I am, Ben.
oh. i'm very sorry. well, if you have any need for any of our facilities, please do not hesitate to ask.	Do you need a secretary?
do you feel well enough for that?	Hah!... Tell me the truth, Eve - if I wait until I feel better, will I ever meet the man?
reasonable? good, i'd like to meet a reasonable man. why don't you ask this gardiner to join us for dinner?	Do you feel well enough for that?
oh, it wasn't all that bad, darling. we were fortunate that mr. gardiner turned out to be so reasonable.	Reasonable? Good, I'd like to meet a reasonable man. Why don't you ask this Gardiner to join us for dinner?
i may be a shut-in, but i do not lack for news. i'm sorry you had to go through all that.	Oh, it wasn't all that bad, darling. We were fortunate that Mr. Gardiner turned out to be so reasonable.
you heard?	I may be a shut-in, but I do not lack for news. I'm sorry you had to go through all that.
no, it's been a good day - better than yours, from what i've been told.	You heard?
no headaches?	No, it's been a good day - better than yours, from what I've been told.
tired... and i'm getting tired of being so tired. other than that, i'm doing very well.	No headaches?
oh, ben - i miss you so when i'm out... how are you feeling?	Tired... And I'm getting tired of being so tired. Other than that, I'm doing very well.
yes, ma'am.	I'll see you after the doctor has a look at your leg, Mr. Gardiner.
thank you, greta.  i'll be with mr. rand if i'm needed.	Yes, ma'am.
thank you, wilson. that will be fine.	Thank you, Greta.  I'll be with Mr. Rand if I'm needed.
i shall take the gentleman to the third floor guest suite, ma'am. dr. allenby is standing by.	Thank you, Wilson. That will be fine.
good evening, wilson.	I shall take the gentleman to the third floor guest suite, ma'am. Dr. Allenby is standing by.
good evening, mrs. rand.	Good evening, Wilson.
come on, eve. let's let the men talk, there are so many people that have been asking about you.	Would you two excuse me for a moment?
oh, i've been just dying to meet you, mr. gardiner!	Chauncey, this is Mrs. Sophia Rowley.
sophie, this is chauncey gardiner...	Oh, I've been just dying to meet you, Mr. Gardiner!
and look who you brought with!	Sophie, this is Chauncey Gardiner...
hello, sophie.	And look who you brought with!
eve, child! how nice of you to come.	Hello, Sophie.
i can certainly understand that...	Of course... I'm so sorry for you, Eve...
it's your damn job. it never happened when you were a senator...	It's not that, I just...
oh, no, sweetheart - it's not you...	It's your damn job. It never happened when you were a senator...
... is it me? is there something i've done?	Oh, no, sweetheart - it's not you...
no, that won't do any good.	... Is it me? Is there something I've done?
... maybe you should talk to somebody, darling.	No, that won't do any good.
well, i think jack needs some time alone with you, darling... he's getting to that age, you know... he really misses you...	Yeah... I'll have a talk with him as soon as...
huh... i'm glad they're along with her, if you know what i mean... how about jack?	Well, I think Jack needs some time alone with you, darling... He's getting to that age, you know... He really misses you...
oh. well, i just talked to cindy this morning. she loves california, but to quote her, she says, 'the secret service is getting to be a drag.' i guess she wants her privacy...	Huh... I'm glad they're along with her, if you know what I mean... How about Jack?
... how are the kids getting along?	Oh. Well, I just talked to Cindy this morning. She loves California, but to quote her, she says, 'The Secret Service is getting to be a drag.' I guess she wants her privacy...
... it's very bizarre - i don't know what to think...	Well... He's either very, very bright or very, very dense - he's hard to figure...  ... Let's just keep everything legal.
... yeah...	... It's very bizarre - I don't know what to think...
i really don't know, tom - he seems so honest and simple... in a way, he's quite charming...	... Yeah...
... what do you make of all this?	I really don't know, Tom - he seems so honest and simple... In a way, he's quite charming...
... would you take me on a tour?	Gladly...  ... The safe is in Mr. Jennings' bedroom, that'll be stop number one.
yeah... he and my father used to ride together back in the thirties... fox hunting... before i was born...	... Would you take me on a tour?
... this is another world, tom - i never would have believed it...	Yeah... He and my father used to ride together back in the thirties... Fox hunting... Before I was born...
look, johanna...	I said good night!
good night.	Look, Johanna...
sally hayes is not a bitch - she's a damn fine attorney! i've got to talk to her about this gardiner...	Good night.
... business, bullshit! going out in the middle of the night to meet that bitch in a bar...	Sally Hayes is not a bitch - she's a damn fine attorney! I've got to talk to her about this Gardiner...
no! he's a real gardener!	He does talk like one, but I think he's brilliant.
yes, chauncey gardiner.	No! He's a real gardener!
it's that gardener!	Yes, Chauncey Gardiner.
hmmm... take this down.  i want this quote included in the tass coverage; 'chauncey gardiner, in an intimate discussion with ambassador skrapinov, noted that "unless the leaders of the opposing political systems move the chairs on which they sit closer to each other, all of their seats will be pulled from under them by rapid social and political changes."'	Very good, Your Excellency.
clearly, yes comrade.	Hmmm... Take this down.  I want this quote included in the Tass coverage; 'Chauncey Gardiner, in an intimate discussion with Ambassador Skrapinov, noted that "Unless the leaders of the opposing political systems move the chairs on which they sit closer to each other, all of their seats will be pulled from under them by rapid social and political changes."'
i see. clearly, such interest on their part is of great political significance.	Clearly, yes comrade.
apparently the white house shares our curiosity - they have also launched an investigation, and, according to our sources, neither the f.b.i. nor the c.i.a. has met with success.	I see. Clearly, such interest on their part is of great political significance.
but... where was this man gardiner before last week?	Apparently the White House shares our curiosity - they have also launched an investigation, and, according to our sources, neither the F.B.I. nor the C.I.A. has met with success.
there is no information available on the man before he moved into benjamin rand's. it has proven to be such a difficult task that it has resulted in the loss of one of our agents to the united states government.	But... Where was this man Gardiner before last week?
what do you mean there is nothing? that's impossible.	There is no information available on the man before he moved into Benjamin Rand's. It has proven to be such a difficult task that it has resulted in the loss of one of our agents to the United States Government.
sorry, comrade ambassador.	What do you mean there is nothing? That's impossible.
quietly, please. mr. gardiner, for one, understands our language.	Sorry, Comrade Ambassador.
we have nothing on him, ambassador skrapinov.	Quietly, please. Mr. Gardiner, for one, understands our language.
yes? what have you found?	We have nothing on him, Ambassador Skrapinov.
good. anything else?	Yes, chief - eight other foreign powers have put Gardiner under surveillance. We're around-the clock now, sir - I'll keep you posted.
we have word that the soviets have put out a top priority alert for information on gardiner's background. so far, they haven't come up with a thing - what's more, as a result of their eagerness, one of their ablest agents blew his cover, we have him in custody at this time.	Good. Anything else?
oh? what?	We have word that the Soviets have put out a top priority alert for information on Gardiner's background. So far, they haven't come up with a thing - what's more, as a result of their eagerness, one of their ablest agents blew his cover, we have him in custody at this time.
sorry to disturb you, chief but we have new developments.	Oh? What?
well, sir - it occurred to us that he might be an agent of a foreign power. but, we ruled that out, as they invariably are provided with too much documentation, too much american identity... we, uh...don't quite know what to make of it yet, sir... but we'll keep on top of it, mr. president - we'll come up with the answer.	I would appreciate that.
... so what does all that add up to?	Well, sir - it occurred to us that he might be an agent of a foreign power. But, we ruled that out, as they invariably are provided with too much documentation, too much American identity... We, uh...don't quite know what to make of it yet, sir... But we'll keep on top of it, Mr. President - we'll come up with the answer.
i'd like to hear that data, kaufman.	Yes, sir.
well, we do have data from honeycutt's sources, chief - but it isn't pertinent.	I'd like to hear that data, Kaufman.
what the hell are you talking about, kaufman?	Well, we do have data from Honeycutt's sources, Chief - but it isn't pertinent.
we... uh, have been unable to come up with any information before the man appeared at mr. rand's home ... and, uh...	What the hell are you talking about, Kaufman?
so...? where the hell is it?	We... uh, have been unable to come up with any information before the man appeared at Mr. Rand's home ... and, uh...
right, chief.	So...? Where the hell is it?
this information goes back three days. i want the standard file, you know that.	Right, Chief.
no, sir.	This information goes back three days. I want the standard file, you know that.
this is not what i requested.	No, sir.
i do not want benjamin rand disturbed! you have other ways of gathering information than to trouble a dying man. use whatever agencies are necessary to put together a detailed history of chauncey gardiner, if you run into problems, alert honeycutt.  i'll be in the office at seven in the morning and i would like to have it at that time.  i've got to take a leak.	Right, Chief.
yes, mr. president, we attempted to contact mr. rand, but he was too ill to...	I do not want Benjamin Rand disturbed! You have other ways of gathering information than to trouble a dying man. Use whatever agencies are necessary to put together a detailed history of Chauncey Gardiner, if you run into problems, alert Honeycutt.  I'll be in the office at seven in the morning and I would like to have it at that time.  I've got to take a leak.
he's an advisor and close personal friend of rand's! for christ sakes, they have volumes of data on benjamin!	Yes, Mr. President, we attempted to contact Mr. Rand, but he was too ill to...
yes, sir - we are aware of all that, but still, we haven't been able to...	He's an advisor and close personal friend of Rand's! For Christ sakes, they have volumes of data on Benjamin!
... gentlemen, i quoted this man on national television today he is obviously a financial sophisticate of some reknown.	Yes, sir - we are aware of all that, but still, we haven't been able to...
and put it through on a code red - i want it as soon as possible.	No problem, Chief.
gardiner, yes, sir.	And put it through on a Code Red - I want it as soon as possible.
kaufman, i'm going to need information on mr. chauncey gardiner's background.	Gardiner, yes, sir.
thank you, colonel.	Let us toast to the success of the coup.
you have proven that already, comrade skrapinov, you are to be congratulated for recognizing the importance of this man and establishing an early friendship.	Thank you, Colonel.
big business. i could work with that faction quite nicely, colonel novogrod.	You have proven that already, Comrade Skrapinov, you are to be congratulated for recognizing the importance of this man and establishing an early friendship.
that is correct, comrade skrapinov. we have ascertained that gardiner heads a big-business power group that will soon be taking over the american government.	Big business. I could work with that faction quite nicely, Colonel Novogrod.
a coup d'etat! of course, that was foreseen by lenin himself!	That is correct, Comrade Skrapinov. We have ascertained that Gardiner heads a big-business power group that will soon be taking over the American government.
but we are quite certain, comrade, that this man gardiner is a leading member of an american elitist faction planning a coup d'etat.	A coup d'etat! Of course, that was foreseen by Lenin himself!
that could be possible...	But we are quite certain, comrade, that this man Gardiner is a leading member of an American elitist faction planning a coup d'etat.
the rank-and-file in the fbi feel he is fbi, but others feel he is a cia man who knows how to destroy fbi files.	That could be possible...
you take care too, bobby.	Mr. Gardiner...
take care of yourself, ben.	You take care too, Bobby.
you're right, mr. president i don't like feeling sorry for myself.	Take care of yourself, Ben.
now, ben, i won't have any of that. why don't you listen to your good friend chauncey this is a time to think of life!	You're right, Mr. President I don't like feeling sorry for myself.
nonsense, mr. president - i thank you for coming to spend time with a dying man.	Now, Ben, I won't have any of that. Why don't you listen to your good friend Chauncey this is a time to think of life!
i'm sorry, too. well, nancy wanted me to send along her best to the two of you - and, ben, i want to thank you for your time and thoughts.	Nonsense, Mr. President - I thank you for coming to spend time with a dying man.
no, she flew up to boston for another charity event. she'll be sorry to have missed you.	I'm sorry, too. Well, Nancy wanted me to send along her best to the two of you - and, Ben, I want to thank you for your time and thoughts.
it's that serious, huh?	I'm afraid so.
... there is no longer any margin for inflation, it has gone as far as it can, you've reached your limits on taxation, dependence on foreign energy has reached a crisis, and, from where i see it, mr. president, the free enterprise system has reached the breaking point. we are on the brink of another crash from which recovery might not be possible.	It's that serious, huh?
i sympathize with your position, mr. president, i know how difficult it is to be straightforward, the reaction to such a speech could be chaos.	That's too big a risk, I can't take the chance.
well, ben... i...	I sympathize with your position, Mr. President, I know how difficult it is to be straightforward, the reaction to such a speech could be chaos.
overall - pretty good. but, mr. president, i think it's very dangerous to resort to temporary measures at this stage of the game.	Well, Ben... I...
... well?	Overall - pretty good. But, Mr. President, I think it's very dangerous to resort to temporary measures at this stage of the game.
yes, i did.	... Well?
i just wondered if you had gone over my speech, ben.	Yes, I did.
mr. president, i'd like you to meet my dear friend, mr. chauncey gardiner.	Mr. Gardiner, my pleasure.
i'm not convinced of that, mr. president, but your visit has raised my spirits...	Well, I'm delighted to be here, my friend. I've missed you.  Here, sit down, get off your feet.
it's so good to see you too, ben, you look terrific!	I'm not convinced of that, Mr. President, but your visit has raised my spirits...
... mr. president, how good to see you.	It's so good to see you too, Ben, you look terrific!
ben!	... Mr. President, how good to see you.
oh yeah, he's good.	... and I want to show off his skills by performing a one-puppet extravaganza in Reno.
i'm being controlled by the world's greatest puppeteer, craig schwartz...	Oh yeah, he's good.
okay.	I'm being controlled by the world's greatest puppeteer, Craig Schwartz...
i'll get right to the point, larry. i'm a puppet now...	Okay.
john! great to see you! sorry about the cunt at reception.	This is my fiancee Maxine.
i'm pretty sure it was you. hey, could i get your autograph now? it's for .... oh, what the hell, it's for me! i'm your biggest fan!	Yeah, okay.
i don't know.	I'm pretty sure it was you. Hey, could I get your autograph now? It's for .... oh, what the hell, it's for me! I'm your biggest fan!
who am i thinking of?	I don't know.
i never played a jewel thief.	Who am I thinking of?
the one where you're that jewel thief.	I never played a jewel thief.
thank you.	The one where you're that jewel thief.
malkovich.	Malkovich!
yeah.	John Makel...
say, aren't you that actor guy?	Yeah.
tell your friends.	Oh, I will, and I have many, many friends and associates, my friend. All, by the way, in Overeaters Anonymous. All of them fat and alone like me, all of them dream of being someone else, all of them with John Malkovich as their second choice!
oh, thank you! thank you! thousand times, thank you!	Tell your friends.
exactly that. we can put you inside someone else's body for fifteen minutes.	Oh, this is just the medical breakthrough I've been waiting for. Are their any side effects? Please say no! Please say no!
when you say, i can be somebody else, what do you mean exactly?	Exactly that. We can put you inside someone else's body for fifteen minutes.
please, have a seat.	When you say, I can be somebody else, what do you mean exactly?
hello, i'm here about the ad.	Please, have a seat.
i'd like to be a farmer. i want to help things grow, to encourage life. do you and your friends need a farmer?	Sure. We could really use a farmer. We'd be grateful for the help.  Also, I think, you know, if you wouldn't mind too terribly, a little puppet show every once in a while, would do a lot to lift our spirits. You know, if you wouldn't mind too terribly.
i know.	I'd like to be a farmer. I want to help things grow, to encourage life. Do you and your friends need a farmer?
i'm through with puppets, lotte. i just want you to know that.	I know.
people make mistakes.	I'm through with puppets, Lotte. I just want you to know that.
you'll have me, after all i've done to you?	People make mistakes.
i don't know. there's a small community of us. we have a place they don't know about. we're happy. we'll keep trying to figure out a way. come stay with us. join the struggle.	You'll have me, after all I've done to you?
i suppose. but they got here first, the lousy bastards. so now it's all over, i guess.	I don't know. There's a small community of us. We have a place they don't know about. We're happy. We'll keep trying to figure out a way. Come stay with us. Join the struggle.
you saw it once. now you see it again. that's life, isn't it? and you were up here to try the same thing, weren't you?	I suppose. But they got here first, the lousy bastards. So now it's all over, I guess.
and yourself too in the process. god, you're so beautiful. why couldn't i see that before?	You saw it once. Now you see it again. That's life, isn't it? And you were up here to try the same thing, weren't you?
yeah. i was going to kill him from the inside.	And yourself too in the process. God, you're so beautiful. Why couldn't I see that before?
you came up here looking for the portal?	Yeah. I was going to kill him from the inside.
it's okay, craig. it all worked out, in an odd sort of way.	You came up here looking for the portal?
i'm sorry for everything.	It's okay, Craig. It all worked out, in an odd sort of way.
a better friend.	I'm sorry for everything.
oh, right. as long as you're happy. i'm sure he's a better lover than i ever was.	A better friend.
the monkey.	Oh, right. As long as you're happy. I'm sure he's a better lover than I ever was.
the iguana?	The monkey.
it's elijah.	The iguana?
he's a lucky man.  do i know him?	It's Elijah.
i'm in love. for the first time. it's funny, but when it happens to you, there's no question.	He's a lucky man.  Do I know him?
i'm so glad you're safe. you look really wonderful.	I'm in love. For the first time. It's funny, but when it happens to you, there's no question.
my god!	I'm so glad you're safe. You look really wonderful.
you're not a monster, craig. just a confused man.	I love you so much.
i'm sorry. oh god, i'm sorry. i'm some kind of monster. i'm the guy you read about in the paper and go, "he's some kind of monster."	You're not a monster, Craig. Just a confused man.
i need a shower.	I'm sorry. Oh God, I'm sorry. I'm some kind of monster. I'm the guy you read about in the paper and go, "he's some kind of monster."
perhaps you're right. i can't let you go though. too much has happened. you're my ace in the hole.	I need a shower.
maybe this is what you've always been, craig, you just never faced it before.	Perhaps you're right. I can't let you go though. Too much has happened. You're my ace in the hole.
that's true. oh, god, lotte, what have i become? my wife in a cage with a monkey. a gun in my hand. betrayal in my heart.	Maybe this is what you've always been, Craig, you just never faced it before.
you didn't do anything about it out of respect for the fact that she wouldn't let you near her with a ten foot pole, which is, by the way, about nine feet, nine inches off the mark anyway.	That's true. Oh, God, Lotte, what have I become? My wife in a cage with a monkey. A gun in my hand. Betrayal in my heart.
yeah but i didn't do anything about it. out of respect for our marriage.	You didn't do anything about it out of respect for the fact that she wouldn't let you near her with a ten foot pole, which is, by the way, about nine feet, nine inches off the mark anyway.
you fell in love with her first.	Yeah but I didn't do anything about it. Out of respect for our marriage.
things change. anyway, you gave up your claim to that love the first time you stuck your dick in maxine.	You fell in love with her first.
once this was a relationship based on love. now you have me in a cage with a monkey and a gun to my head.	Things change. Anyway, you gave up your claim to that love the first time you stuck your dick in Maxine.
what's that?	I'm a puppeteer.
ah, but you're forgetting one thing, lambchop.	What's that?
it'll never happen, fuckface.	Ah, but you're forgetting one thing, Lambchop.
it was lovely being you being malkovich, my dear. i'd never seen the passionate side of sweet maxine before, or her actual tits for that matter. if only, i've been thinking to myself, if only i could actually feel what malkovich feels, rather than just see what he sees... and then, dare i say it, if only i could control his arms, his legs, his pelvis, and make them do my bidding.	It'll never happen, fuckface.
tell her, what the hell, close early today, live dangerously.	What the hell, darling. Close early today, live dangerously.
tell her you need to see her.	You bastard.
shut up!	Tell her you need to see her.
suck my dick!	Shut up!
yeah, well welcome to the nineties.	Suck my dick!
i'm your goddamn wife. once you vowed to cherish me forever. now you hold a gun to my head?	Yeah, well welcome to the nineties.
sometimes we're forced to make hard decisions.  i'd like for us to stay together, craig. you know, platonically, if that's possible. i truly value our friendship.	I feel that somehow my parents never prepared me to make this particular decision. Not that I blame them. How could they know? Today's world is so complicated.  No. I have to go away now. I'm sorry, Lotte. I'm so sorry.
life is confusing, isn't it?	Sometimes we're forced to make hard decisions.  I'd like for us to stay together, Craig. You know, platonically, if that's possible. I truly value our friendship.
i'm sorry. that was nasty.	Life is confusing, isn't it?
well, you have the maxine action figure to play with.	I'm sorry. That was nasty.
don't forget me.	Well, you have the Maxine action figure to play with.
me and john.	Don't forget me.
we?	Me and John.
we love her, craig. i'm sorry.	We?
and he was with her.	We love her, Craig. I'm sorry.
yes.	And he was with her.
you were him last night, weren't you?	Yes.
fuck maxine.	We wish.
what about maxine?	Fuck Maxine.
what's that?	Us, of course.
i'm giving them up. i've changed. i've found a new focus.	What's that?
you've always loved the animals.	I'm giving them up. I've changed. I've found a new focus.
you've always hated the animals.	You've always loved the animals.
no they're not.	You've always hated the animals.
i'm getting rid of the animals. i've lost interest. besides, they're standing between you and me.	No they're not.
what?	I'm getting rid of the animals. I've lost interest. Besides, they're standing between you and me.
i'm getting rid of the fucking animals.	What?
you should feed your animals. they're looking peaked.	I'm getting rid of the fucking animals.
nothing. don't go, craig. i've been thinking. let's try to work this out. we've got so much history.	You should feed your animals. They're looking peaked.
i'm moving. remember? what's with the hooded cloak?	Nothing. Don't go, Craig. I've been thinking. Let's try to work this out. We've got so much history.
what are you doing?	I'm moving. Remember? What's with the hooded cloak?
did you know that eskimos have not one, but fifty words for snow. it's because they have so much of it.	After dinner I'll show you my puppets.
it'll be okay. i'll fix my lasagna. well smoke a joint.  tensions will melt away.	Did you know that Eskimos have not one, but fifty words for snow. It's because they have so much of it.
i don't know. there's some tension between us. i'd hate to expose you to that.	It'll be okay. I'll fix my lasagna. Well smoke a joint.  Tensions will melt away.
you're right. you know i was thinking that we should have maxine over for dinner. since you two are partners and all. it might be a nice gesture.	I don't know. There's some tension between us. I'd hate to expose you to that.
you see, men can feel unfulfilled, too. i'm glad you're realizing that. you shouldn't be so quick to assume that switching bodies would be the answer to all your problems.	You're right. You know I was thinking that we should have Maxine over for dinner. Since you two are partners and all. It might be a nice gesture.
oh, you know, not a lot. just hanging around his apartment. i think he must be a lonely man.	You see, men can feel unfulfilled, too. I'm glad you're realizing that. You shouldn't be so quick to assume that switching bodies would be the answer to all your problems.
so how was it? what was he doing?	Oh, you know, not a lot. Just hanging around his apartment. I think he must be a lonely man.
why?	Don't crowd me, Craig.
i have to go back tonight. at eight exactly.	Why?
how was it?	I have to go back tonight. At eight Exactly.
everything felt right for the first time. i need to go back to make sure, then if the feeling is still there. i'm going to speak to dr. feldman about sexual reassignment surgery.	This is absurd. Besides Feldman's an allergist. If you're going to do something, do it right.
what, are you nuts? that's oprah talking.	Everything felt right for the first time. I need to go back to make sure, then if the feeling is still there. I'm going to speak to Dr. Feldman about sexual reassignment surgery.
i've been going over and over my experience last night. it was amazing.  i've decided i'm a transsexual. isn't that the craziest thing?	What, are you nuts? That's Oprah talking.
why aren't you at work?	I've been going over and over my experience last night. It was amazing.  I've decided I'm a transsexual. Isn't that the craziest thing?
lotte! why aren't you at the pet shop?	Fuck pets. Is this your partner? I had to come back and do the Malkovich ride again. Fuck everything else. Is this her?
i was, wasn't i?  i was john fucking malkovich!  take me back, craig.	Tomorrow. We're late for Lester.
you weren't you. you were john malkovich.	I was, wasn't I?  I was John fucking Malkovich!  Take me back, Craig.
i have to go back, craig. being inside did something to me. all of a sudden everything made sense. i knew who i was.	You weren't you. You were John Malkovich.
we'll talk about it in the car.	I have to go back, Craig. Being inside did something to me. All of a sudden everything made sense. I knew who I was.
i have to go back now.	We'll talk about it in the car.
okay. maybe tomorrow.	I have to go back now.
i have to go back.	Okay. Maybe tomorrow.
i'll meet you on the turnpike.	I'm scared.
yeah. we'll do it right now. on the way to lester's house.	I'll meet you on the turnpike.
now?	Yeah. We'll do it right now. On the way to Lester's house.
well, you know we're going to be very busy tomorrow. i'll tell you what. let's do it tonight. right now.	Now?
i want to be john malkovich. tomorrow morning. plus i'd like to meet this partner of yours.	Well, you know we're going to be very busy tomorrow. I'll tell you what. Let's do it tonight. Right now.
what?	I want to be John Malkovich. Tomorrow morning. Plus I'd like to meet this partner of yours.
i want to try.	What?
brain. soul, i'm telling you, lotte. i was right inside him looking out. we're going to be rich.	I want to try.
don't be ridiculous. there is no such thing as a portal into someone else's brain.	Brain. soul, I'm telling you, Lotte. I was right inside him looking out. We're going to be rich.
all right. i'll be in my workshop for a little while. i'll be in in a little while. i need to unwind a little.  i'll be in soon. a little while.	'kay.
no thanks. i'm going to turn in.	All right. I'll be in my workshop for a little while. I'll be in in a little while. I need to unwind a little.  I'll be in soon. A little while.
yeah. you want a beer?	No thanks. I'm going to turn in.
i dressed the wound. then i've just been feeding everyone, putting everyone to bed.	Yeah. You want a beer?
right.	I dressed the wound. Then I've just been feeding everyone, putting everyone to bed.
the iguana.	Right.
the ferret?	The iguana.
tom-tom's puncture wound is infected.	The ferret?
i'm sorry. how was your evening?	Tom-Tom's puncture wound is infected.
i was worried.	I'm sorry. How was your evening?
nah. i'm not hungry. i'm sorry i didn't call. it was just, you know, hard to get away.	I was worried.
did you eat?	Nah. I'm not hungry. I'm sorry I didn't call. It was just, you know, hard to get away.
sorry, i'm so late. lester just wouldn't let me go. were supposed to have dinner with him on friday. i can get us out of it if you want. he's really amazing, this insane old lech. it's actually sort of amusing when you get past just how disgusting it is.	Did you eat?
hi.	Sorry, I'm so late. Lester just wouldn't let me go. Were supposed to have dinner with him on Friday. I can get us out of it if you want. He's really amazing, this insane old lech. It's actually sort of amusing when you get past just how disgusting it is.
hi.	Hi.
she's very beautiful.	Just an idea I had.
yeah, just an idea i had.	She's very beautiful.
some sort of childhood trauma, she thinks. possible feelings of inadequacy as a chimp. interesting, huh?	Hmmm.
hmmm.	Some sort of childhood trauma, she thinks. Possible feelings of inadequacy as a chimp. Interesting, huh?
they'll understand. besides i've got a morning appointment tomorrow with elijah's shrink. we're getting to the bottom of this acid stomach.	Hmmm.
we have to make it an early night.	They'll understand. Besides I've got a morning appointment tomorrow with Elijah's shrink. We're getting to the bottom of this acid stomach.
seven-ish	We have to make it an early night.
adorable. what time are they supposed to be here?	Seven-ish
isn't that cute? i just taught her that.	Adorable. What time are they supposed to be here?
why, craig. why?	I... puppeteer.
i'm a puppeteer.	Why, Craig. why?
why'd you do it, craig?	I'm a puppeteer.
may 11th.	Why'd you do it, Craig?
is the trial date set?	May 11th.
the monkey.	Yeah. Okay.
which one is elijah again?	The monkey.
would you check in on elijah? he seems to be a little under the weather this morning.	Which one is Elijah again?
what?	Would you check in on Elijah? He seems to be a little under the weather this morning.
craig, everyone can't be derek mantini.  well, grub worms are waiting. do me a favor?	What?
the great mantini doesn't need a day job.	Craig, everyone can't be Derek Mantini.  Well, grub worms are waiting. Do me a favor?
well, you know, maybe something else until this whole puppet thing turns around.	The Great Mantini doesn't need a day job.
we've been over this. nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.	Well, you know, maybe something else until this whole puppet thing turns around.
craig, listen, honey, i've been thinking... maybe you'd feel better if you got, you know, a job or something.	We've been over this. Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.
enjoy.	Craig, listen, honey, I've been thinking... maybe you'd feel better if you got, you know, a job or something.
gotta run. shipment of grub worms coming in first thing.	Enjoy.
morning.	Gotta run. Shipment of grub worms coming in first thing.
with all respect, sir, i discovered that portal. its my livelihood.	It's my head, Schwartz, and I'll see you in court!
this portal is mine and must be sealed up forever. for the love of god.	With all respect, sir, I discovered that portal. Its my livelihood.
really? for most people it's a rather pleasant experience. what exactly did you...	This portal is mine and must be sealed up forever. For the love of God.
i have been to the dark side. i have seen a world that no man should ever see.	Really? For most people it's a rather pleasant experience. What exactly did you...
i know. i'm sorry...	I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should ever see.
that... was... no... simulation.	I know. I'm sorry...
so how was it?	That... was... no... simulation.
you? why i'm sure it would pale in comparison to the actual experience.	Let me try!
let me try.	You? Why I'm sure it would pale in comparison to the actual experience.
sure, after a fashion.	Let me try.
simulates?	Sure, after a fashion.
mr. malkovich, my name is craig schwartz. i can explain. we operate a little business her that... simulates, for our clientele, the experience of... being you, actually.	Simulates?
holy shit! he said what i said!	Holy shit! He said what I said!
holy shit, yes!	Holy shit! He said what I said!
holy shit, yes!	Holy shit, yes!
maxine...	I can't believe it. This is too good to be true.
floris, you're very nice, but i'm afraid im in love with somebody else.	I'm afraid I... have no idea what you are saying... you bastard!
i am a trained performer.	Music to my ears! Whatever you said. Speak, speak, speak, my magnificent friend, speak!
you're not like the other boys we've had here. granted, i can't understand what you're saying either, but your soft palette resonates tremendously well and you never ever constrict your epiglottis.	I am a trained performer.
i said "yes."	You suggest what? I have no time for piddling suggestions from mumbling job applicants, my good man. Besides, Dr. Lester will see you now. I think that's what he said.
yex?	I said "yes."
yes?	Yex?
mr. juarez?	Yes?
money, miss warts?	Forget it.
my name is schwartz.	Money, Miss Warts?
i'm sorry, i'm afraid i have no idea what you're saying right now.	My name is Schwartz.
schwartz.	I'm sorry, I'm afraid I have no idea what you're saying right now.
pardon?	Schwartz.
schwartz.	Pardon?
please have a seat, mr. juarez...	Schwartz.
no, uh, my name is craig schwartz. i have an interview with mr. lester.	Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez...
welcome to lestercorp. may we meet your filing needs?	No, uh, my name is Craig Schwartz. I have an interview with Mr. Lester.
you're insane.	I am not alone. There are others. We are legion. You will pay for this blasphemy. You will pay dearly.
there are rules, boy, procedures, etiquette. this is not a toy. i've been waiting seventy years to utilize this room, grooming myself, quietly setting the stage, performing ablutions, paying tribute, seeing all his motion pictures again and again. worshipping, schwartz, worshipping properly.	You're insane.
dr. lester, i don't know what you're talking about.	There are rules, boy, procedures, etiquette. This is not a toy. I've been waiting seventy years to utilize this room, grooming myself, quietly setting the stage, performing ablutions, paying tribute, seeing all his motion pictures again and again. Worshipping, Schwartz, worshipping properly.
you're making a big mistake, schwartz.  ma'am	Dr. Lester, I don't know what you're talking about.
uh, import-export. olive oil. right on 7 1/2 actually.  in the vacant office. so we'll still be seeing each other.	The vacant office. I see. Olive oil. Interesting. Be warned, Schwartz, there are certain doors which should never be opened.
and what sort of business will this be? if you don't mind my asking.	Uh, import-export. Olive oil. Right on 7 1/2 actually.  In the vacant office. So we'll still be seeing each other.
no sir, not at all. it's just that i'm going to open my own business and...	And what sort of business will this be? If you don't mind my asking.
i see. are you unhappy at our little company?	No sir, not at all. It's just that I'm going to open my own business and...
no thank you sir. it's delicious, though. i just wanted to thank you for the opportunity to work at lestercorp, but i'm afraid i'm going to have to tender my resignation effectively immediately.	I see. Are you unhappy at our little company?
more beet-spinach juice, my friend?	No thank you sir. It's delicious, though. I just wanted to thank you for the opportunity to work at LesterCorp, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to tender my resignation effectively immediately.
dr. lester...	More beet-spinach juice, my friend?
ah. yes, the little door.  there is a short film on the little door in the orientation room in exactly two minutes. if you hurry, you'll just make it.	Thank you, sir.
dr. lester, i have a question. i was in that vacant office down the hall and i stumbled upon a little door and....	Ah. yes, the little door.  There is a short film on the little door in the orientation room in exactly two minutes. If you hurry, you'll just make it.
ah, craig. just the fellow i wanted to see.  juicer! easy as pie. just keep your fingers clear of the blade, and never, never use it while bathing in a tub full of water.	Dr. Lester, I have a question. I was in that vacant office down the hall and I stumbled upon a little door and....
dr. lester. . .	Ah, Craig. Just the fellow I wanted to see.  Juicer! Easy as pie. Just keep your fingers clear of the blade, and never, never use it while bathing in a tub full of water.
shall we say dinner on friday. just the two of us?  you can come too if you like, schwartz.	That's sounds fine, sir. Gotta run.
yessir.	Shall we say dinner on Friday. Just the two of us?  You can come too if you like, Schwartz.
wife, huh? i'd love to meet her, craig.	Yessir.
dr. lester, it's been really fascinating, but i'm afraid i have to get home to my wife now.	Wife, huh? I'd love to meet her, Craig.
imagine a room full of women. nubile, blonde, wet with desire, schwartz. a harem, if you will. me in leather. a harness, if you like. i am the object of this desire, and all eyes are on me as i speak. ladies, i begin. i am the love god, eros. i intoxicate you. my spunk is to you manna from heaven...	Dr. Lester, it's been really fascinating, but I'm afraid I have to get home to my wife now.
dr. lester, while i am flattered that you share your feelings with me, i believe perhaps the workplace is not the most suitable environment for this type of discussion.	All right. Meet me at the Juicy-Juice Juice Bar after work today and I'll spill my goddamn guts for you.
i don't want to be your godamn link, damn you. i want to feel floris' naked thighs against my own. i want to know passion. i want my body to inspire lust in that beautiful, complex woman. i want her to shiver in a spasm of ecstasy when i penetrate her. oh, god, the agony of the flesh, schwartz.	Dr. Lester, while I am flattered that you share your feelings with me, I believe perhaps the workplace is not the most suitable environment for this type of discussion.
the elderly have so much to offer, sir. they are our link with history.	I don't want to be your godamn link, damn you. I want to feel Floris' naked thighs against my own. I want to know passion. I want my body to inspire lust in that beautiful, complex woman. I want her to shiver in a spasm of ecstasy when I penetrate her. Oh, God, the agony of the flesh, Schwartz.
no sir-e-bob, i don't die. but what i do is get older, wrinkled like a former plum that's become the wrinkled prune you see before you. oh, to be a young man again, maybe then floris would care for me.	The elderly have so much to offer, sir. They are our link with history.
i'll keep that in mind, sir.	No sir-e-bob, I don't die. But what I do is get older, wrinkled like a former plum that's become the wrinkled prune you see before you. Oh, to be a young man again, maybe then Floris would care for me.
one hundred and five. carrot juice.  lot's of it. i swear, it's almost not worth it. i piss orange. oh, and i, have to piss sitting down... like a godamn girly... every fifteen minutes. but nobody wants to die, schwartz.	I'll keep that in mind, sir.
i wasn't toying with her, sir. i was just... how old are you?	One hundred and five. Carrot juice.  Lot's of it. I swear, it's almost not worth it. I piss orange. Oh, and I, have to piss sitting down... like a godamn girly... every fifteen minutes. But nobody wants to die, Schwartz.
don't toy with floris, schwartz. why, if i were eighty years younger, i'd box your ears.	I wasn't toying with her, sir. I was just... How old are you?
just one. why is this floor so short?	Low overhead, m'boy. We pass the savings on to you.  But seriously, that's all covered in orientation.
thank you for being kind enough to lie. you see, i've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. you're hired. any questions?	Just one. Why is this floor so short?
no. i understand perfectly.	Thank you for being kind enough to lie. You see, I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech. You're hired. Any questions?
pity, it tells it like it is. that's why the eastern, read jewish, publishing establishment won't touch it. that's a quote from the book jacket. george will, i think.  i apologize if you can't understan a word i'm saying, dr. schwartz.	No. I understand perfectly.
no.	Pity, it tells it like it is. That's why the eastern, read Jewish, publishing establishment won't touch it. That's a quote from the book jacket. George Will, I think.  I apologize if you can't understan a word I'm saying, Dr. Schwartz.
flattery will get you everywhere, my boy. but i'm afraid i have to trust floris on this one. you see, she has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from case western. perhaps you've read her memoirs, "i can't understand a word any of you are saying."	No.
you don't have a speech impediment, dr. lester.	Flattery will get you everywhere, my boy. But I'm afraid I have to trust Floris on this one. You see, she has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western. Perhaps you've read her memoirs, "I can't understand a word any of you are saying."
glooph is not a letter, sir.	Damn, you are good. I tried to trick you. Okay, put these in order.
you think so, eh? which comes first, l or... glooph?	Glooph is not a letter, sir.
well, sir, i'm an excellent filer.	You think so, eh? Which comes first, L or... Glooph?
tell me, dr. schwartz, what do you feel you can bring to lestercorp?	Well, sir, I'm an excellent filer.
not at all, dr. lester. i simply misspoke.	Tell me, Dr. Schwartz, what do you feel you can bring to LesterCorp?
she's not my secretary. she's what they call an executive liaison, and i'm not banging her, if that's what youre implying.	Not at all, Dr. Lester. I simply misspoke.
no, it's okay, sir. just a mixup with your secretary.	She's not my secretary. She's what they call an executive liaison, and I'm not banging her, if that's what youre implying.
security.	No, it's okay, sir. Just a mixup with your secretary.
actually, my name is craig schwartz, dr. lester.	Security.
come in, mr. juarez. i'd stand, but, well, you know.	Actually, my name is Craig Schwartz, Dr. Lester.
but i gotta go now. i've got to go be johnny.	J.M. Inc. Be all that someone...
what happens when a man climbs through his own portal?	How the hell would I know? I wasn't a philosophy major.
let him try.	Of course, right this way, Mr. Malkovich. Compliments of the house.
lotte? is that you?	Yes, yes, sweetheart, yes!
lotte, this is so good...	Move right hand across her left breast now. Move right hand across her left breast now. Move right hand across her left breast now.
you're glowing again.	A girl has a right to glow if she wants. It's in the fucking constitution.
you're evil, maxine.	Do you have any idea what its like to have two people look at you with total lust and devotion through the same pair of eyes? No I don't suppose you would. It's quite a thrill, Craig.
you picked the unrequited variety. very bad for the skin.	You're evil, Maxine.
i don't think so. i've fallen in love. this is what people who've fallen in love look like.	You picked the unrequited variety. Very bad for the skin.
i've fallen in love.	I don't think so. I've fallen in love. This is what people who've fallen in love look like.
are you torturing me on purpose?	I've fallen in love.
you're late.	Are you torturing me on purpose?
this is amazing! we're gonna be rich!	So unbolt the fucking door, Einstein.
craig, i just don't find you attractive. and, lotte, i'm smitten with you, but only when you're in malkovich. when i looked into his eyes last night, i could feel you peering out. behind the stubble and the too-prominent brow and the male pattern baldness, i sensed your feminine longing peering out, and it just slew me.	My God.
okay. here it is.  ever want to be someone else? now you can. no kidding. only two hundred dollars for fifteen minutes. visit j.m. inc., mertin-flemmer building. etc., etc.	Sounds good. Oblique but intriguing. Phone it in.
really?  but, maxine, can of worms! end of the world! illusory nature of existence!	I'll protect you, Dollface.
sure. it'd be fun.	Really?  But, Maxine, can of worms! End of the world! Illusory nature of existence!
you wanted to be partners with me?	Sure. It'd be fun.
fine. i'll do it myself. i was going to offer a partnership to you, but this way it's more money for me.	You wanted to be partners with me?
but there's something profound here, maxine, we can't exploit it.	Fine. I'll do it myself. I was going to offer a partnership to you, but this way it's more money for me.
exactly. two hundred dollars a pop.	But there's something profound here, Maxine, we can't exploit it.
tickets to malkovich?	Exactly. Two hundred dollars a pop.
good. we'll sell tickets.	Tickets to Malkovich?
yes, of course. he's a celebrity.	Good. We'll sell tickets.
is this malkovich fellow appealing?	Yes, of course. He's a celebrity.
lots of things. he's very well respected. that jewel thief movie, for example. the point is that this is a very odd thing, supernatural, for lack of a better word. it raises all sorts of philosophical questions about the nature of self, about the existence of the soul. am i me? is malkovich malkovich? was the buddha right, is duality an illusion? do you see what a can of worms this portal is? i don't think i can go on living my life as i have lived it. there's only one thing to do. let's get married right away.	Is this Malkovich fellow appealing?
what's he been in?	Lots of things. He's very well respected. That jewel thief movie, for example. The point is that this is a very odd thing, supernatural, for lack of a better word. It raises all sorts of philosophical questions about the nature of self, about the existence of the soul. Am I me? Is Malkovich Malkovich? Was the Buddha right, is duality an illusion? Do you see what a can of worms this portal is? I don't think I can go on living my life as I have lived it. There's only one thing to do. Let's get married right away.
he's an actor. one of the great american actors of the 20th century.	What's he been in?
sounds delightful. who the fuck is john malkovich?	He's an actor. One of the great American actors of the 20th century.
there's a tiny door in that empty office. it's a portal, maxine. it takes you inside john malkovich. you see the world through john malkovich's eyes, then, after about fifteen minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the new jersey turnpike.	Sounds delightful. Who the fuck is John Malkovich?
it better be.	There's a tiny door in that empty office. It's a portal, Maxine. It takes you inside John Malkovich. You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes, then, after about fifteen minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of The New Jersey Turnpike.
this is important!	It better be.
no.	This is important!
don't you want to know what happened to me?	No.
it's just, and i've never done this before, maxine, but it's just that i feel something for you. i've never felt this before for anyone, not even my wife. my future is with you, maxine.	You might want to check those tarot cards one more time.
please, let me explain.	It's just, and I've never done this before, Maxine, but it's just that I feel something for you. I've never felt this before for anyone, not even my wife. My future is with you, Maxine.
yikes.	Please, let me explain.
puppets. maxine. it's the idea of being inside someone else, feeling what they feel, seeing what they see...	Yikes.
you're not someone i could get interested in. craig. you play with dolls.	Puppets. Maxine. It's the idea of being inside someone else, feeling what they feel, seeing what they see...
hi.	You're not someone I could get interested in. Craig. You play with dolls.
so, tell me about yourself. if you can get your mind out of the gutter long enough, dog-boy.	Well, I'm a puppeteer...
good. now we're getting somewhere.  not a chance.	So, tell me about yourself. If you can get your mind out of the gutter long enough, dog-boy.
no, wait! i like your tits.  i love your tits. i want to fuck you.	Good. Now we're getting somewhere.  Not a chance.
i mean, i am really attracted to you. jesus, you are a fag. we can share recipes, if you like, darlene.	No, wait! I like your tits.  I love your tits. I want to fuck you.
i mean, i am really attracted to you.	I mean, I am really attracted to you. Jesus, you are a fag. We can share recipes, if you like, Darlene.
you're a fag or a liar.	I mean, I am really attracted to you.
im not a homosexual. i just like women for more than their bodies. i guess you could say i'm the new american male.	You're a fag or a liar.
that's the usual?	Dont let the girly shit fool you. It'd blow your shorts off.
christ, you're not a fag are you? because i don't want to be wasting my time.	That's the usual?
no, no, it's your energy or your attitude or the way you carry yourself or...	Christ, you're not a fag are you? Because I don't want to be wasting my time.
my tits?	No, no, it's your energy or your attitude or the way you carry yourself or...
i like you. i don't know what it is exactly.	My tits?
i'll have, like, a beer. like a budweiser, or something.	I like you. I don't know what it is exactly.
the usual, barry.	I'll have, like, a beer. Like a Budweiser, or something.
what'll you have?	The usual, Barry.
yeah. but enough about me.	What'll you have?
you married?	Yeah. But enough about me.
buy you a drink, maxine?	You married?
just.	Buy you a drink, Maxine?
made it. maxine. maxine, maxine, maxine.	Just.
i am dubious, but i don't welsh. meet me at the stuck pig. seven o'clock. you're late, i walk. so help me, if i find out you cheated.	Maxine.
oh, maxine, nobody told me. maxine, maxine. it just came out of me like a song, maxine. a beautiful crazy, song, maxine. maxine. maxine!	I am dubious, but I don't welsh. Meet me at The Stuck Pig. Seven o'clock. You're late, I walk. So help me, if I find out you cheated.
somebody told you.	Oh, Maxine, nobody told me. Maxine, Maxine. It just came out of me like a song, Maxine. A beautiful crazy, song, Maxine. Maxine. Maxine!
that's incredible! nobody told me! i swear! it's kismet. maxine! it's a beautiful name. there's a psychic connection. don't you see? it was meant to be! maxine! maxine! maxine! i will shout it from the rooftops!	Somebody told you.
who told you?	That's incredible! Nobody told me! I swear! It's kismet. Maxine! It's a beautiful name. There's a psychic connection. Don't you see? It was meant to be! Maxine! Maxine! Maxine! I will shout it from the rooftops!
i'm right?	Who told you?
who told you?	I'm right?
great.  buuuhhppaahhhhnnn. . . . . muhhhahhhhh. . . . . ahhhnnnaaa. . nollltuuukkkaaaaralllll. . . tashabararassssssuuuuusaaaaaaa. . . nnnnnnnaaaaaannnnnnnnncccccceeeeeee mwaaaaaa. . . . .mahhhhhkkkkk. . . sssseeeeeen. maxine?	Who told you?
why not?	Great.  Buuuhhppaahhhhnnn. . . . . Muhhhahhhhh. . . . . ahhhnnnaaa. . nollltuuukkkaaaaralllll. . . tashabararassssssuuuuusaaaaaaa. . . nnnnnnnaaaaaannnnnnnnncccccceeeeeee Mwaaaaaa. . . . .Mahhhhhkkkkk. . . sssseeeeeen. Maxine?
how about this, if i can guess your first name within three tries, you have to come out for a drink with me tonight.	Why not?
yeah.	How about this, if I can guess your first name within three tries, you have to come out for a drink with me tonight.
i just wanted to say hi.  did you know i still don't know your name or where you work?	Yeah.
what?	I just wanted to say hi.  Did you know I still don't know your name or where you work?
no, really.	You know, if you ever got me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me. That's the thing, Romeo.
and fifty other lines to get into a girl's pants.	No, really.
you know, i've been thinking about what you said yesterday, about the orientation film being a cover-up. i think you're on to something.	And fifty other lines to get into a girl's pants.
yes, well...	You know, I've been thinking about what you said yesterday, about the orientation film being a cover-up. I think you're on to something.
emily dickinson.	I wouldn't know.
how dreary - to be - somebody / how public - like a frog / to tell one's name - the livelong june / to an admiring bog!	Emily Dickinson.
listen. i'm craig schwartz, just starting out at lestercorp.	How dreary - to be - Somebody / How public - like a Frog / To tell one's name - the livelong June / To an admiring Bog!
well, truth is for suckers, isn't it?.	Listen. I'm Craig Schwartz, just starting out at LesterCorp.
is that true?	Well, truth is for suckers, isn't it?.
yes. unfortunately it's bullshit. the real story of 7 1/2 is so evil that it could never be revealed to americans raised on sitcoms and happy news anchors.	Is that true?
moving story.	Yes. Unfortunately it's bullshit. The real story of 7 1/2 is so evil that it could never be revealed to Americans raised on sitcoms and happy news anchors.
well, don, i peeked in here, even though i know it's against floor policy. and i discovered that there's a little tiny door in here. isn't it cute? it's almost like a little dolly's door. i wonder what its for.	That's right, Wendy, it is against floor policy, but as long as you're here, let me tell you what I know about our cute little door friend. Many years ago, this very office was occupied by a kindly old watchmaker named Mr. White.
hi. wendy! what're you up to in this vacant office.	Well, Don, I peeked in here, even though I know it's against floor policy. and I discovered that there's a little tiny door in here. Isn't it cute? It's almost like a little dolly's door. I wonder what its for.
so that's the story of 7 1/2. since the rents are considerably lower this floor has been adopted by businesses which for one reason or another are forced to cut corners after all... the overhead is low! ha ha ha!	Ha ha ha!
don, i was wondering, do you know why our workplace has such low ceilings?	It's an interesting story, Wendy. Many years ago in the late 1800's, James Mertin, an Irish ship captain looking to invest in the future of our great country, came to this town and decided to erect an office building.
hello. wendy.	Don, I was wondering, do you know why our workplace has such low ceilings?
hello, don.	Hello. Wendy.
i'll be with you always, my friends. who knows, maybe if i'm lucky, i'll rejoin you with wings and a beak.	Wings and a halo, my darling. Wings and a halo.
hush, sweetheart.	I'll be with you always, my friends. Who knows, maybe if I'm lucky, I'll rejoin you with wings and a beak.
if there was any way i could go in your place. but i'm only a monkey and...	Hush, sweetheart.
yes. i'm the only one. i have to enter malkovich and destroy him from the inside. if not me, who?	If there was any way I could go in your place. But I'm only a monkey and...
must you take this terrible demon on yourself, my love?	Yes. I'm the only one. I have to enter Malkovich and destroy him from the inside. If not me, who?
i'm glad you learned sign language, elijah, but i'm tired of your nagging. i'm tired of this conversation. i'm tired period. what has the world ever done for me that i should feel personally responsible for saving it?	It is better to light one candle than curse the darkness. I learned that from you.
you've got to tell craig what's going on. he must never leave malkovich.	I'm glad you learned sign language, Elijah, but I'm tired of your nagging. I'm tired of this conversation. I'm tired period. What has the world ever done for me that I should feel personally responsible for saving it?
two hundred dollars, please.	Yes. Yes. A thousand times, yes!
well that's perfect. my second choice. ah, this is wonderful. too good to be true! you see, i'm a sad man. sad and fat and alone. oh, i've tried all the diets, my friends. lived for a year on nothing but imitation mayonnaise. did it work? you be the judge. but malkovich! king of new york! man about town! most eligible bachelor! bon vivant! the schopenhauer of the 20th century! thin man extraordinaire!	Two hundred dollars, please.
you can be john malkovich.	Well that's perfect. My second choice. Ah, this is wonderful. Too good to be true! You see, I'm a sad man. Sad and fat and alone. Oh, I've tried all the diets, my friends. Lived for a year on nothing but imitation mayonnaise. Did it work? You be the judge. But Malkovich! King of New York! Man about town! Most eligible bachelor! Bon Vivant! The Schopenhauer of the 20th century! Thin man extraordinaire!
can i be anyone i want?	You can be John Malkovich.
no. don't be an ass.	Can I be anyone I want?
long term psychic or physiological repercussions?	No. Don't be an ass.
no.	Long term psychic or physiological repercussions?
fine. i'm not mad. let's just drop it.	Fine. Your mail's on the kitchen table. Mostly junk. Oh, there's a letter from Alex Trebek.
fine. i mean, it's not like i was doubting you, it's just that i know puppetry is a skill that takes a long time to acquire.	Fine. I'm not mad. Let's just drop it.
fine. let's drop it.	Fine. I mean, it's not like I was doubting you, it's just that I know puppetry is a skill that takes a long time to acquire.
i was just asking. no disrespect intended.	Fine. Let's drop it.
i am the devil, lester. i think i can handle it.	I was just asking. No disrespect intended.
can you do that? i mean, do you know anything about puppetry?	I am the Devil, Lester. I think I can handle it.
well, if mantini wins, schwartz will leave malkovich, right? so, if he needs it, i help mantini's performance a bit, give him an edge. spice up the show.	Can you do that? I mean, do you know anything about puppetry?
i missed you. i'm sorry. tell me the plan.	Well, if Mantini wins, Schwartz will leave Malkovich, right? So, if he needs it, I help Mantini's performance a bit, give him an edge. Spice up the show.
why are you being like this?	I missed you. I'm sorry. Tell me the plan.
do tell. i love a good plan.	Why are you being like this?
but i think i have another plan.	Do tell. I love a good plan.
oh, he's good! great, actually. i saw him do "tru" with his sixty foot robert morse puppet. sensational.	But I think I have another plan.
no, the mediocre mantini. of course the great mantini!	Oh, he's good! Great, actually. I saw him do "Tru" with his sixty foot Robert Morse puppet. Sensational.
the great mantini?	No, the Mediocre Mantini. Of course the Great Mantini!
maxine says she'll leave him if he leaves malkovich, plus he's been challenged to a puppet-duel by mantini.	The Great Mantini?
what kind of circumstances?	Maxine says she'll leave him if he leaves Malkovich, plus he's been challenged to a puppet-duel by Mantini.
no, for god's sake, i just watered it yesterday.  it almost went well. i gave a pretty good dream, but circumstances arose.	What kind of circumstances?
how'd it go? did you say the philodendron gets water or no?	No, for God's sake, I just watered it yesterday.  It almost went well. I gave a pretty good dream, but circumstances arose.
no, a sexy dream. of course, a scary dream.	I like that.
a scary dream?	No, a sexy dream. Of course, a scary dream.
i suppose i could come to him in a dream. i don't know. that's the best i can think of right now.	A scary dream?
very talented son of a bitch. too bad we can't kill him.	I suppose I could come to him in a dream. I don't know. That's the best I can think of right now.
impressions? those are hard.	Very talented son of a bitch. Too bad we can't kill him.
the kid's got talent. you've never seen malkovich like this. schwartz had him up there singing and dancing. impressions.	Impressions? Those are hard.
vegas? what'd you think?	The kid's got talent. You've never seen Malkovich like this. Schwartz had him up there singing and dancing. Impressions.
we saw his show at the luxor last night.	Vegas? What'd you think?
have a seat. i wracking my brain over this malkovich thing.	We saw his show at the Luxor last night.
didn't mean to imply that you were, sir.	Look, I'm going back to my house to ponder this. So stay calm and keep track of Schwartz's comings and goings. Oh, and somebody dispose of Schwartz's wife, will you?  Nice to meet you all.
right, lester. i heard you the first time. i'm not a dummy.	Didn't mean to imply that you were, sir.
and as i said, sir, we can't very well exert physical persuasion upon the sacred vessel malkovich.	Right, Lester. I heard you the first time. I'm not a dummy.
boy, this is a toughie. to be honest, i didn't anticipate this.	And as I said, sir, we can't very well exert physical persuasion upon the sacred vessel Malkovich.
think, jew florist?	Good morning, Lotte!
thank you, floris.	Think, Jew florist?
someone names a lot of warts on line two.	Thank you, Floris.
yes, my dear?	Someone names A Lot of Warts on line two.
fork ah did?	Fine woman, Floris. I don't know how she puts up with this damn speech impediment of mine.
forget it.	Fork ah did?
gehginnis ondah foam?	Forget it.
floris, get guinness on the phone.	Gehginnis ondah foam?
says me. do you dream often?	Do you?
says who?	Says me. Do you dream often?
it's my job to ask the questions. yours to answer them.	Says who?
do you?	It's my job to ask the questions. Yours to answer them.
do you dream often?	Do you?
i gotta know the truth, kevin.	The truth is for suckers, Johnny-Boy.
all the better. hey, hot lesbian witches, next geraldo, buddy boy. ha ha ha.	I gotta know the truth, Kevin.
i don't know anything about her. what if she's some sort of witch or something?	All the better. Hey, Hot Lesbian Witches, next Geraldo, buddy boy. Ha ha ha.
you're crazy to let go of a chick who calls you lotte. i tell you that as a friend.	I don't know anything about her. What if she's some sort of witch or something?
i'm done with her now. tonight really creeped me out.	You're crazy to let go of a chick who calls you Lotte. I tell you that as a friend.
ouch. now that's hot. she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover. let me know when you're done with her. this is my type of chick.	I'm done with her now. Tonight really creeped me out.
i think it might've been this lotte woman talking through me. maxine likes to call me lotte.	Ouch. Now that's hot. She's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover. Let me know when you're done with her. This is my type of chick.
you were stoned. case closed. end of story. how hot is this babe?	I think it might've been this Lotte woman talking through me. Maxine likes to call me Lotte.
yes, but you see, someone else was talking through my mouth.	You were stoned. Case closed. End of story. How hot is this babe?
yeah yeah yeah. yadda yadda yadda. were you stoned?	Yes, but you see, someone else was talking through my mouth.
kevin, i'm telling you... it was like nothing i've...	Yeah yeah yeah. Yadda yadda yadda. Were you stoned?
i'm sure you're not going crazy.	Kevin, I'm telling you... it was like nothing I've...
it's like nothing i've ever felt before. i think i'm going crazy.	I'm sure you're not going crazy.
count me in.	Good. I think its time to beckon Mr. Flemmer. Perhaps He can help us out of this pickle.
but of course.	Count me in.
do we get to wear a crown?	But of course.
anybody else?	Do we get to wear a crown?
you don't look a day over one hundred and five, captain. what's your secret?	Lots of carrot juice, little lady. That, and a deal with the Devil.
that bastard! i'll gladly dispose of him in the name of the order, son of malkovich.	I'm afraid that no physical harm must come to him as long as he inhabits the vessel.
i'm not certain, my dear, but i believe your husband has somehow psychically diverted the route.	That bastard! I'll gladly dispose of him in the name of the order, Son of Malkovich.
why not? i need to get in there!	I'm not certain, my dear, but I believe your husband has somehow psychically diverted the route.
thank you all for your efforts, but i'm afraid we can no longer get into malkovich through the portal.	Why not? I need to get in there!
it's craig in there, i can tell.	I understand, but we must protect the vessel at all costs.  Please, Craig, please step aside and allow us to have what is rightfully ours.
no! don't harm the vessel!	It's Craig in there, I can tell.
you bastard!	No! Don't harm the vessel!
aaaahhhh, the portal!	You bastard!
no.	Oh, sorry. Right this way.
oh, didn't anyone show you the indoctrination video?	No.
no, i didn't know that.	Oh, didn't anyone show you the indoctrination video?
what?! that is not allowed. my god, you are supposed to be one of us. you know you must never partake of malkovich by yourself!	No, I didn't know that.
no, you don't understand. i've been inside malkovich when i'm with maxine...	What?! That is not allowed. My God, you are supposed to be one of us. You know you must never partake of Malkovich by yourself!
hmmm, a lesbian, are you? i must inform you that i find that highly arousing.	No, you don't understand. I've been inside Malkovich when I'm with Maxine...
craig stole maxine from me, dr. lester.	Hmmm, a lesbian, are you? I must inform you that I find that highly arousing.
you know i think it pays to leave juice-making to the trained professionals. you look terrible, my dear.	Craig stole Maxine from me, Dr. Lester.
but now we've lost access to craig.	My child, I don't think its a great mystery what Craig's up to.
you followed your heart, my child, and that is not necessarily a bad thing.	But now we've lost access to Craig.
i blew it, dr. lester.	You followed your heart, my child, and that is not necessarily a bad thing.
but why, son of malkovich?	We need you on the inside, my child. To report on his comings and goings, and if need be, to... destroy him...  ...for lack of a better word.
no you mustn't, my child.	But why, Son of Malkovich?
i'm getting divorced.	No you mustn't, my child.
dr. lester, would you point me toward the restroom?	With immense pleasure, my dear. Down that hall, ninth door on the left. Watch the step down. It's sunken, you know.
oh, be still my heart.	Dr. Lester, would you point me toward the restroom?
yes, of course, dr. lester.	Oh, be still my heart.
tell me, lotte, can you understand a word i'm saying?	Yes, of course, Dr. Lester.
but maxine, i thought it was me you loved.	I thought so too, doll. I guess we were mistaken.
really? well, you know, he's quite good. i'm surprised. anyway, i have a session with malkovich i have to attend. i'll speak with you soon.	But Maxine, I thought it was me you loved.
maxine! listen:  it hasn't been me in john the last three times. craig's had me locked up in the apartment. he made me call you at gunpoint. it's been him! oh, god, it's been him!	Really? Well, you know, he's quite good. I'm surprised. Anyway, I have a session with Malkovich I have to attend. I'll speak with you soon.
we have to meet.	One hour.
i have to see you.	Sweetie! Oh, but we can't. It's business hours. I need to keep the membranous tunnel open for paying customers.
j.m. inc. be all that someone else can be.	I have to see you.
i love you, lotte.	Maxine...
oh my darling. oh my sweetheart.	I love you, Lotte.
when?	Give me one hour to get inside him Exactly.
i have to see you. can you call him and invite us over?	When?
yes?	I have to see you. Can you call him and invite us over?
ah.	After that I'll introduce you to my favorite monkey, Elijah. He's got an ulcer, due to a suppressed childhood trauma. But we're getting to the bottom of it.  Psychotherapy.
and the funny thing is. mr. malkovich, my voice is probably the least intriguing thing about me.	I've never been looked at like this by a woman.
don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man, craig.	Let her go, Craig. I mean him."
hi. have you done malkovich yet?	Hi, uh.  Hi. I wanted to place an ad. Yes. "Ever want to be someone else?" No, that's the ad, but let's talk about you in a minute. "Ever want to be someone else? Now you can. No kidding..."
yes, hello, i wanted to place an ad.  hi, are you craig's wife?	Yes, Hi.
no.	Who needs dancing?
is there dancing?	No.
great then.	Is there dancing?
i'm not afraid. i toured for a year with the national puppet company's production of "long day's journey into night."	Great then.
nothing but acting to hide behind, buddy-boy.	I'm not afraid. I toured for a year with the National Puppet Company's production of "Long Day's Journey Into Night."
sounds boring. are there any songs?	Nothing but acting to hide behind, buddy-boy.
broadway's finest three hours. it's about the suppression of the individual. conformity as god in modern society.	Sounds boring. Are there any songs?
never heard of it.	Broadway's finest three hours. It's about the suppression of the individual. Conformity as God in modern society.
say... "equus"? it's got everything.	Never heard of it.
what's the play?	Say... "Equus"? It's got everything.
a friendly competition, if you will. your malkovich puppet and my harry s. truman puppet appear opposite each other in a play. not some vegas burly-q pyrotechnics, but a real play that requires actual acting. the audience decides who is more deserving of the title. the losing puppeteer bows out graciously. goes back to obscurity as a file clerk.	What's the play?
how do we do that?	A friendly competition, if you will. Your Malkovich puppet and my Harry S. Truman puppet appear opposite each other in a play. Not some Vegas Burly-Q pyrotechnics, but a real play that requires actual acting. The audience decides who is more deserving of the title. The losing puppeteer bows out graciously. Goes back to obscurity as a file clerk.
she's not available.	We'll see, Schwartz. We'll see.
yeah, i saw them	Because if you missed any, I just happen to have copies here you can take with you when you leave now.
did you see the reviews?	Yeah, I saw them
hello, schwartz. i saw your show.	Did you see the reviews?
good-bye, maxine.	Whatever.
yeah what?!	Derek Mantini!
perhaps you'll want to consult that ouija board again.	Yeah what?!
honey, we can be happy and poor together.	Perhaps you'll want to consult that Ouija board again.
you've got to be kidding.	I just had the most horrifying nightmare. The devil was in it.
i've got to leave malkovich.	You've got to be kidding.
bad dream, darling?	I've got to leave Malkovich.
sleepy suddenly.	Busy day, my little fire chief. Why don't you climb into bed, and I'll meet you there in just...
oh, darling. it's a dream come true. we're going to ride this straight to the top.	Sleepy suddenly.
they love me, darling! "craig schwartz is fantastic!"  the new york times. "if only craig schwartz had always been inside malkovich!"  women's wear daily. "craig schwartz - the world's greatest puppeteer!"  paul wunder, wbai radio.	Oh, darling. It's a dream come true. We're going to ride this straight to the top.
doesn't he know how important tonight is to us?	He's a selfish bastard.
i'm nervous. malkovich is fighting me hard today.	Doesn't he know how important tonight is to us?
this is it, lover. you're stepping onto that stage a nobody and presto-change-o, you're coming back the greatest puppeteer the world has ever seen.	I'm nervous. Malkovich is fighting me hard today.
vegas.	Vegas. Can you arrange that?
shut up!  sorry, dear, i lost control for a minute.	It's okay, my sweet.
wait a minute! what if everybody knew? what if we presented malkovich as the world's most complicated puppet and me as the only puppeteer sophisticated enough to work him? we'd wipe the floor with the great mantini!	Oh, Craiggy, that's brilliant!
no one would ever have to know its not him.	Wait a minute! What if everybody knew? What if we presented Malkovich as the world's most complicated puppet and me as the only puppeteer sophisticated enough to work him? We'd wipe the floor with the Great Mantini!
no! please!  shut up, will you? we're trying to think here.  it is sort of like being a puppeteer. i like that about it.	No one would ever have to know its not him.
well, we'll have all the money in malkovich's bank account, plus he still gets acting work occasionally.	No! Please!  Shut up, will you? We're trying to think here.  It is sort of like being a puppeteer. I like that about it.
no!  but how will we make a living, my love, if our clientele doesn't have access to our product?	Well, we'll have all the money in Malkovich's bank account, plus he still gets acting work occasionally.
stay in him forever?	No!  But how will we make a living, my love, if our clientele doesn't have access to our product?
you're right, my darling, it's so much more. it's playing with people!	Stay in him forever?
you see, maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls.	You're right, my darling, it's so much more. It's playing with people!
that was incredible. you're brilliant!	You see, Maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls.
i'd love to see your work.	Really? Yeah. Okay.
you mean with malkovich?	I'd love to see your work.
wow.  do a puppet show for me, craig honey.	You mean with Malkovich?
yeah. i've figured out how to hold on as long as i want. oddly enough, it's all in the wrists.	Wow.  Do a puppet show for me, Craig honey.
you still there, sweets?	Yeah. I've figured out how to hold on as long as I want. Oddly enough, it's all in the wrists.
i'll say you are. let's do it on his kitchen table, then make him eat an omelette off of it.	No... damn... you...  Oh shut up, you overrated sack of shit.
i'm getting better all the time.	I'll say you are. Let's do it on his kitchen table, then make him eat an omelette off of it.
apparently you can control this malkovich fellow now.	I'm getting better all the time.
oh, so the bitch escaped.	Apparently you can control this Malkovich fellow now.
lotte called me.	Oh, so the bitch escaped.
yes. how did you know it was me?	Lotte called me.
oh shut up.  craig, darling are you in there?	Yes. How did you know it was me?
don't con me, maxine. we're over. i just let you up here to tell you that, and to tell you that i'm taking you and schwartz to court.	Oh shut up.  Craig, darling are you in there?
i can explain about the portal, darling.	Don't con me, Maxine. We're over. I just let you up here to tell you that, and to tell you that I'm taking you and Schwartz to court.
come on in.	I can explain about the portal, darling.
darling!	What the fuck is going on?
oh, dollface, it was just your passion for me taking hold.	No, Dollface, I know what my passion taking hold feels like. I gotta go.
something was making me talk. some goddamn thing was making me move. i gotta get out of here.	Oh, Dollface, it was just your passion for me taking hold.
oh, lotte...	Something was making me talk. Some Goddamn thing was making me move. I gotta get out of here.
yes, yes, sweetheart, yes!  what the fuck is going on? i'm not talking. this is not me!	Oh, Lotte...
oh, my sweet, beautiful lotte.	Yes, Maxine, yes.
no, i guess not. i'm an actor.	Oh, my sweet, beautiful Lotte.
do you mind?	No, I guess not. I'm an actor.
i'm sorry, did you just call me "lotte"?	Do you mind?
so, do you enjoy being an actor?	Oh sure. It's very rewarding...
oh, i'm really glad you called.	So, do you enjoy being an actor?
thanks so much for coming over.	Oh, I'm really glad you called.
can i get you a drink?	Whatever you're having.
how'd you get this number?	It's just that I fantasize about you and, well, speaking to you now has gotten me sort of excited and...
you don't know me, but i'm a great admirer of yours.	How'd you get this number?
who's calling?	You don't know me, but I'm a great admirer of yours.
mr. malkovich?	Who's calling?
yeah?	Mr. Malkovich?
aye. speak then if ye must.	Captain Mertin, surely I am a God-fearing Christian woman like yourself, but alas, I am afraid that the world was not built with me in mind. Door knobs are too high, chairs are unwieldy, high-ceilinged rooms mock my stature. Nor am I a marrie lady, Captain. after all, who would marry a person of my diminutiveness? So I am forced to work for my few pennies a week as an optometrist. Why cannot there be a place for me to work safe and comfortable?
i am not asking for alms, but rather the ear of a kind man with a noble heart.	Aye. Speak then if ye must.
i see. well, it is not my fault that thou art tiny. so if it is charity yer after, then be gone with ye, ye foul demon.	I am not asking for alms, but rather the ear of a kind man with a noble heart.
i am not a child, captain mertin, but rather an adult lady of miniature proportions.	I see. Well, it is not my fault that thou art tiny. So if it is charity yer after, then be gone with ye, ye foul demon.
what want ye, girl child?	I am not a child, Captain Mertin, but rather an adult lady of miniature proportions.
captain mertin?	What want ye, girl child?
then what do i do?	Know it, and go on out the yard. Go on.
there ain't.	Then what do I do?
but you said...you said out there, there ain't no...what was that word?..no..de- fense. no de-fense.	There ain't.
you got to go sometime. you got to go out there by yourself sometime.	But you said...you said out there, there ain't no...what was that word?..no..de- fense. No de-fense.
why you never go back to lady jone's and learn your letters? you liked going there i remember. seeing the other children. then all a sudden, you stop.	There was a boy there...said mama was a jailbird...said he could prove it..
we have to be steady. "these things too will pass". what you looking for? a miracle?	No. I'm looking for what I was put here to look for: the back door.
aw, baby.	We have to be steady. "These things too will pass". What you looking for? A miracle?
what i know is what i see: a nigger woman hauling shoes.	Aw, Baby.
you still know.	What I know is what I see: a nigger woman hauling shoes.
was a time i knew what was.	You still know.
you can't do that, baby. it ain't right.	Was a time I knew what was.
not like he punished me.	You can't do that, Baby. It ain't right.
you punishing him, ain't you?	Not like He punished me.
i'm saying they came into my yard.	You punishing Him, ain't you?
you saying god give up? nothing left for us but pour out our own blood?	I'm saying they came into my yard.
i'm saying they came into my yard.	You saying God give up? Nothing left for us but pour out our own blood?
you saying nothing counts?	I'm saying they came into my yard.
those white things have taken all i had or dreamed. i'm saying ain't no bad luck in this world 'cept for white folks..they just don't know when to stop.	You saying nothing counts?
you saying whitefolks won. that what you saying?	Those white things have taken all I had or dreamed. I'm saying ain't no bad luck in this world 'cept for white folks..They just don't know when to stop.
no, stamp. i ain't.	You saying whitefolks won. That what you saying?
you blaming god. that what you're doing?	No, Stamp. I ain't.
can't say. it's something can't be planned.	You blaming God. That what you're doing?
then what? when you get through with blue and yellow, then what?	Can't say. It's something can't be planned.
i likes yellow.	Then what? When you get through with blue and yellow, then what?
you getting into bed to think about yellow?	I likes yellow.
blue. that doesn't hurt nobody. yellow neither.	You getting into bed to think about yellow?
what world are you talking about? ain't nothing harmless down here.	Blue. That doesn't hurt nobody. Yellow neither.
what i have to do is get in my bed and lay down. i want to fix on something harmless in this world.	What world are you talking about? Ain't nothing harmless down here.
but you got to do it. you got to. can't nobody call like you. you have to be there.	What I have to do is get in my bed and lay down. I want to fix on something harmless in this world.
that's the last thing they took from me.	But you got to do it. You got to. Can't nobody Call like you. You have to be there.
the word. what you was put here to speak.	That's the last thing they took from me.
say the word!	The Word. What you was put here to speak.
if i call them, and they come what on earth am i going to say to them.	Say the Word!
this saturday - you coming to call or what?	If I call them, and they come what on earth am I going to say to them.
well what?	This Saturday - you coming to Call or what?
well?	Well what?
yonder. twin chestnuts in the yard.	Well?
i got a delivery around here. name of tucker.	Yonder. Twin chestnuts in the yard.
here, let me carry that.	I got a delivery around here. Name of Tucker.
folks come. folks go.	Here, let me carry that.
folks came.	Folks come. Folks go.
...all i remember is how she loved the bottom of burned bread. her little hands...i wouldn't know 'em if they slapped me".	..."Here. Look here. See this mark? If you can't tell me by my face, look here."
the boys wouldn't have left if halle were here.	Those boys didn't even know him. You had six whole years of marriage to my Halle Fathered every one of your children. A blessing. I learned hard that a man's just a man, but a son like that...like Halle..now that's somebody.
oh, i remember bits and pieces of all of'em i guess..halle, of course..i had halle a lifetime. almost twenty years... my two girls, sold and gone before i could even a heard about it, and them without their grown up teeth yet. my third child, my son after halle...i let that straw boss have me for four months so's i could keep that boy. next year, he had him traded for lumber anyway and me pregnant with his child. i couldn't love that child. i wouldn't. not any of the rest either. god take what he would....and he did...	The boys wouldn't have left if Halle were here.
you remember halle.	Oh, I remember bits and pieces of all of'em I guess..Halle, of course..I had Halle a lifetime. Almost twenty years... My two girls, sold and gone before I could even a heard about it, and them without their grown up teeth yet. My third child, my son after Halle...I let that straw boss have me for four months so's I could keep that boy. Next year, he had him traded for lumber anyway and me pregnant with his child. I couldn't love that child. I wouldn't. Not any of the rest either. God take what He would....and He did...
what'd be the point? not a house in the country ain't packed to the rafters with some dead negro's grief. we lucky our ghost is a baby. my husband spirit come back? or yours? don't talk to me! ha..you lucky. you got one child left, still pullin at your skirts. be thankful. i had eight. eight with six fathers. every one of them gone from me. four taken, four chased and all, i expect, worrying somebody's house into evil. my first born - alls i can remember of her now is how she loved the burned bottom of bread. her little hands..i wouldn't know'em if they slapped me. can you beat that? eight children and that's all i remember.	You remember Halle.
i don't know. maybe we should have moved.	What'd be the point? Not a house in the country ain't packed to the rafters with some dead Negro's grief. We lucky our ghost is a baby. My husband spirit come back? Or yours? Don't talk to me! Ha..You lucky. You got one child left, still pullin at your skirts. Be thankful. I had eight. Eight with six fathers. Every one of them gone from me. Four taken, four chased and all, I expect, worrying somebody's house into evil. My first born - alls I can remember of her now is how she loved the burned bottom of bread. Her little hands..I wouldn't know'em if they slapped me. Can you beat that? Eight children and that's all I remember.
they'll be all right. i'm surprised they lasted here this long.	I don't know. Maybe we should have moved.
no. sorry.	Ah, winter in Ohio is especially rough if you've got an appetite for color.
what do you know about it? i sleep where i want.	You best leave that quilt alone. That was grandma's quilt.
where are the men without skin?	THE WHITEFOLK?
watch out for her; she can give you dreams.	WHERE ARE THE MEN WITHOUT SKIN?
you hurt me.	I WILL PROTECT YOU.
beloved..she's mine       i am beloved	and she is mine...
..i swallowed her blood right along with my mother's milk. she played with me and always came to be with me whenever i needed her. me and her waited for our daddy. i love her. i do. she never hurt me. i love my mother but i know she killed one of her own, and tender as she is with me, i'm scared of her because of it. all the time, i'm afraid the thing that happened that made it all right to kill her own, could happen again. whatever it is, it comes from outside this house, outside the yard. so i never leave this house and i watch over the yard so it can't happen again ... i have to keep it away from my sister...i'll protect beloved...'cause she's mine...	Beloved..She's mine       I am Beloved
not for me, you don't! you don't let me eat the pies...	No. Since mama lost her job, we don't have no more pies..
we don't have nothing sweet no more, baby.	Not for me, you don't! You don't let me eat the pies...
i want somethin' sweet.	We don't have nothing sweet no more, baby.
you're weren't nice to me..you didn't smile at me..	That's not true. I told you, I had to get you out, make you safe...so's you and me could be together on the other side, forever..
mama told you - i'd give up my own life, every minute, every hour of it to take back one of your tears baby...my children my best thing. you my best thing!	You're weren't nice to me..you didn't smile at me..
you gave me the bad dreams. you left me behind...	Mama told you - I'd give up my own life, every minute, every hour of it to take back one of your tears baby...My children my best thing. You my best thing!
don't say those things. you forget about those dreams..	You gave me the bad dreams. You left me behind...
i had another dream last night.  the dead man laying on top of me and i had nothing to eat. and the ghosts without skin stuck their fingers in me and said beloved in the dark and bitch in the light..	Don't say those things. You forget about those dreams..
don't talk like that. your mama loves you.	I had another dream last night.  The dead man laying on top of me and I had nothing to eat. And the ghosts without skin stuck their fingers in me and said Beloved in the dark and bitch in the light..
you don't sit with me!! i don't sit with people who leave me!	Don't talk like that. Your mama loves you.
baby, don't be like that.	You don't sit with me!! I don't sit with people who leave me!
you don't sit with me!!	Baby, don't be like that.
can they get in here?	NO. THEY TRIED ONCE BUT I STOPPED THEM. THEY WON'T EVER COME BACK...YOU MY BEST THING.
why did you leave me who am you?	I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN.
will you stay?	WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME WHO AM YOU?
you never forgot me?	YOUR FACE IS MINE.
yes.	YOU NEVER FORGOT ME?
you came back because of me?	YES.
yes. i was on the other side.	YOU CAME BACK BECAUSE OF ME?
did you come from the other side.	YES. I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE.
and paul d...you don't have to stay 'way, but be careful how you talk to my mama, hear?	I will.
thank you.	And Paul D...you don't have to stay 'way, but be careful how you talk to my mama, hear?
well, good luck with the job.	Thank you.
yes sir	Well, good luck with the job.
you grown.	Yes sir
i don't. i have my own.	You grown.
well, if you want my opinion...	I don't. I have my own.
at times. at other times i think she was...more. but who would know that better than you. i mean, you sure 'nough you her.	Well, if you want my opinion...
you think she sure 'nough your sister?	At times. At other times I think she was...more. But who would know that better than you. I mean, you sure 'nough you her.
haven't seen her since that day. ella thinks she might be waiting in the woods for another chance but..i don't think so. mama thinks she's gone for good. says she can feel it.	You think she sure 'nough your sister?
she gone like they say?	Haven't seen her since that day. Ella thinks she might be waiting in the woods for another chance but..I don't think so. Mama thinks she's gone for good. Says she can feel it.
yes?	She gone like they say?
that girl...you know, beloved...	Yes?
i don't know. i think i've lost my mother, paul d.	That girl...You know, Beloved...
you think i should stop by? think she'd welcome it?	I don't know. I think I've lost my mother, Paul D.
no. not a bit all right. hasn't gotten out of bed since that day.	You think I should stop by? Think she'd welcome it?
your mother all right?	No. Not a bit all right. Hasn't gotten out of bed since that day.
more than all right. miss bodwin, she teach me stuff..book stuff. she says i might go to oberlin. she's experimenting on me.	Your mother all right?
they treating you right over at the bodwins?	More than all right. Miss Bodwin, she teach me stuff..Book stuff. She says I might go to Oberlin. She's experimenting on me.
no. got me an afternoon job at the shirt factory. figure between that and my night work at the bodwins i might be able to put something away for me and mama.	They treating you right over at the Bodwins?
you on your way home?	No. Got me an afternoon job at the shirt factory. Figure between that and my night work at the Bodwins I might be able to put something away for me and mama.
don't pay to complain.	You on your way home?
well, is it now? how you getting along?	Don't pay to complain.
they good whitefolks?	Oh yeah. They good. Can't say they ain't good. I wouldn't trade them for another pair, tell you that. But you come back in a few days - give me a chance to lead'em to it. All right?
in case the house burn down or bad weather slops the roads so bad i can't get here on time or late guests needed cleaning up after. anything.  don't ask me what whitefolks need at night.	They good whitefolks?
in case of what?	In case the house burn down or bad weather slops the roads so bad I can't get here on time or late guests needed cleaning up after. Anything.  Don't ask me what whitefolks need at night.
be here. in case.	In case of what?
fine. but what would i do at night?	Be here. In case.
they getting older now and i can't take care of 'em like i used to. more and more they keep asking me to sleep over night. now, i don't want to quit these people but they can't have all my days and nights too. i got my own family needs me. it'll take some convincing but maybe you could come after supper - take care of your mama during the day, then earn a little something at night, how's that?	Fine. But what would I do at night?
ya think?	They getting older now and I can't take care of 'em like I used to. More and more they keep asking me to sleep over night. Now, I don't want to quit these people but they can't have all my days and nights too. I got my own family needs me. It'll take some convincing but maybe you could come after supper - take care of your mama during the day, then earn a little something at night, how's that?
bet you do. everybody miss her. that was a good woman...well, i don't know whether the bodwins think it or not but they sure could use some extra help.	Ya think?
i miss her.	Bet you do. Everybody miss her. That was a good woman...Well, I don't know whether the Bodwins think it or not but they sure could use some extra help.
i never went to those woodland services but she was always nice to me. always. never be another like her.	I miss her.
yes ma'am.	I never went to those woodland services but she was always nice to me. Always. Never be another like her.
you know what? i've been here since i was fourteen and i remember like yesterday when baby suggs, holy, came here and sat right where you are. whiteman name of garner brought her. he and mr. bodwin were good friends. that's how she got that house you all live in. other things too.	Yes ma'am.
well, come on in. you letting in flies.	You know what? I've been here since I was fourteen and I remember like yesterday when Baby Suggs, holy, came here and sat right where you are. Whiteman name of Garner brought her. He and Mr. Bodwin were good friends. That's how she got that house you all live in. Other things too.
yes ma'am..	Well, come on in. You letting in flies.
i heard your mother took sick, that so?	Yes ma'am..
yes ma'am.	I heard your mother took sick, that so?
you baby sugg's kin, ain't you?	Yes ma'am.
i'm looking for work. i was thinking they might know of some.	You Baby Sugg's kin, ain't you?
what you want'em for?	I'm looking for work. I was thinking they might know of some.
oh.	What you want'em for?
miss bodwin. they brother and sister, darlin.	Oh.
i want to see mr. and mrs. bodwin.	Miss Bodwin. They brother and sister, darlin.
what you want?	I want to see Mr. and Mrs. Bodwin.
may i come in?	What you want?
yes?	May I come in?
oh baby...i don't know anyone could pay anybody anything for work they did themselves...but if you all need to eat until your mother's well, all you have to do is say so...we have a church committee invented so nobody had to go hungry.	No..No that won't do...
food. my mama, she doesn't feel well. i couldn't stay away from her too long, cause of her condition but i could do chores in the mornings.	Oh baby...I don't know anyone could pay anybody anything for work they did themselves...But if you all need to eat until your mother's well, all you have to do is say so...We have a church committee invented so nobody had to go hungry.
extra?	Food. My mama, she doesn't feel well. I couldn't stay away from her too long, cause of her condition but I could do chores in the mornings.
i can't do anything but i would learn it for you if you have a little extra.	Extra?
well, what can you do?	I can't do anything but I would learn it for you if you have a little extra.
no. i mean work work.	Well, what can you do?
work? start learnin your letters again?	No. I mean work work.
i want to work, miss lady.	Work? Start learnin your letters again?
no...no...no..	Mama?
she likes this dress...	But you'll hurt your eyes doin it there. Come sit at the table.
mama...mama she's asleep. why don't you eat something.	She likes this dress...
nobody..no sir..that's right..nobody's going be doing that..nobody going be writing my daughter's characteristics on the animal side..no sir..i don't care..ain't laying that down..no sir. i refuse..that's right..that's right...	Mama...Mama she's asleep. Why don't you eat something.
mama let me help you.	NO!...She wanted me to do it.
but mama..	Go upstairs I said!!
hold back denver - i'm fine..you..you go on upstairs. i'll do the cleaning up.	But mama..
mama!	Hold back Denver - I'm fine..You..you go on upstairs. I'll do the cleaning up.
morning.	Morning, ma'am.
out there. way off.	DADDY IS COMING FOR US.
don't love her too much.	DO YOU FORGIVE ME?
won't you be late for work?	Don't matter. First time I'll be late in nine years. No great trouble..Whatever goes on out there goes on with or without me showing up on time... don't matter...  The world is in this room, baby. This is all there is and all there needs to be.
i'll make sure she does. but first i'm going  make up a nice, big breakfast against that cold outside.	Won't you be late for work?
she likes to see you off in the morning.	I'll make sure she does. But first I'm going  make up a nice, big breakfast against that cold outside.
no, let her rest.	She likes to see you off in the morning.
should i wake her?	No, let her rest.
that was fun.	Should I wake her?
could be that fall you took.	That was fun.
ooh, yeah...don't know if it's the floor or the skating.	Could be that fall you took.
back stiff?	OOh, yeah...Don't know if it's the floor or the skating.
you mind loaded with spirits. everywhere you look you see one.	You know as well as I do, Stamp, that people who die bad don't stay in the ground.
well, paul d. must know who she is. or what she is.	You mind loaded with spirits. Everywhere you look you see one.
that's so.	Well, Paul D. must know who she is. Or what she is.
but you didn't come here talking 'bout paul. you came asking about a new girl.	That's so.
and he left when he found out what sethe did?  what you say casts a different light on it, i guess...i thought-	But you didn't come here talking 'bout Paul. You came asking about a new girl.
sure he knew her. her boy halle, too.	And he left when he found out what Sethe did?  What you say casts a different light on it, I guess...I thought-
he knew baby suggs?	Sure he knew her. Her boy Halle, too.
he didn't know nothing. and nobody. except her, from when they was at that place baby suggs was at.	He knew Baby Suggs?
you didn't tell me that. i thought he already knew.	He didn't know nothing. And nobody. Except her, from when they was at that place Baby Suggs was at.
i told him...showed him the newspaper. about sethe. read it to him. he left that very day.	You didn't tell me that. I thought he already knew.
you?	I told him...Showed him the newspaper. About Sethe. Read it to him. He left that very day.
i run him off.	You?
what run him off? tell me that!	I run him off.
what's any of that got to do with paul d.?	What run him off? Tell me that!
i ain't got no friends take a handsaw to their own children.	What's any of that got to do with Paul D.?
ella.	I ain't got no friends take a handsaw to their own children.
till she showed herself.	Ella.
you was friends.	Till she showed herself.
anything white floating around in the woods - if it don't got a shotgun, it's something the lord tells me i don't want no part of.	You was friends.
aw, no, ella.	Anything white floating around in the woods - if it don't got a shotgun, it's something the Lord tells me I don't want no part of.
i ain't sure i know that. baby never laid eyes on her till she showed up here. and how'd she make it and her husband didn't? and where is he? and how she have that baby in the woods by herself? said a whitewoman help her. shoot. you believe that? well, i know what kind of white that was.	Aw, no, Ella.
you know she married baby suggs' boy.	I ain't sure I know that. Baby never laid eyes on her till she showed up here. And how'd she make it and her husband didn't? And where is he? And how she have that baby in the woods by herself? Said a whitewoman help her. Shoot. You believe that? Well, I know what kind of white that was.
well, who can tell what went on in there? i never even knew who sethe was or none of her people.	You know she married Baby Suggs' boy.
girl, give it up! we been friends too long to act like this.	Well, who can tell what went on in there? I never even knew who Sethe was or none of her people.
hold on! don't jump if you can't see bottom!	Girl, give it up! We been friends too long to act like this.
sethe. he took up with her and stayed in there and you don't want nothing to-	Hold on! Don't jump if you can't see bottom!
her who?	Sethe. He took up with her and stayed in there and you don't want nothing to-
it's her, ain't it?	Her who?
stamp, don't tear me up this morning! i don't feel like it.	It's her, ain't it?
you know he's colored? what else there to know?	Stamp, don't tear me up this morning! I don't feel like it.
i don't know him that well.	You know he's colored? What else there to know?
why's that necessary all of a sudden?	I don't know him that well.
he ask, i give him anything.	Why's that necessary all of a sudden?
no! shouldn't be no days! you know all about it and don't give him a hand? that don't sound like you, ella. me and you been pulling colored folk out the water more'n twenty years! now you tell me you can't offer a man a bed?! a working man who can pay his own way?	He ask, I give him anything.
unrile yourself, stamp. it's only a few days he been there.	NO! Shouldn't be no days! You know all about it and don't give him a hand? That don't sound like you, Ella. Me and you been pulling colored folk out the water more'n twenty years! Now you tell me you can't offer a man a bed?! A working man who can pay his own way?
why? why he have to ask? can't nobody offer? what's going on? since when a black man come to town have to sleep in the cellar like a dog?!	Unrile yourself, Stamp. It's only a few days he been there.
can't nobody read minds long distance. all he have to do is ask somebody.	Why? Why he have to ask? Can't nobody offer? What's going on? Since when a black man come to town have to sleep in the cellar like a dog?!
it's cold as charity in there! what he do that for? any number'll take him in.	Can't nobody read minds long distance. All he have to do is ask somebody.
yeah. asked rev. pike if he could stay in the cellar.	It's cold as charity in there! What he do that for? Any number'll take him in.
the church!	Yeah. Asked Rev. Pike if he could stay in the cellar.
he's sleeping in the church.	The church!
can't locate him.	He's sleeping in the church.
better ask paul d.	Can't locate him.
true.	Better ask Paul D.
might see anything at all at 124.	True.
i know what i see.	Might see anything at all at 124.
you sure?	I know what I see.
i know denver.	You sure?
ain't no new negroes in this town i don't know about. what she look like? you sure that wasn't denver?	I know Denver.
somebody new there. a woman. thought you might know who she is.	Ain't no new Negroes in this town I don't know about. What she look like? You sure that wasn't Denver?
that's baby's kin. i don't need no invite to look after her people.	Somebody new there. A woman. Thought you might know who she is.
what you want there? somebody invite you in?	That's Baby's kin. I don't need no invite to look after her people.
was over to baby suggs.	What you want there? Somebody invite you in?
out where?	Was over to Baby Suggs.
oh i been out.	Out where?
where you been keeping yourself? i told john must be cold if stamp stay inside.	Oh I been out.
all he can. all he can.	Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
tell me something, stamp. tell me this one thing. how much is a nigger supposed to take?	All he can. All he can.
she what run you off? not what i told you 'bout sethe?	Tell me something, Stamp. Tell me this one thing. How much is a nigger supposed to take?
don't know. just shot up one day from a stump.	She what run you off? Not what I told you 'bout Sethe?
who is she? where she come from?	Don't know. Just shot up one day from a stump.
she scares me. i scare me. and that girl in her house scares me.	Who is she? Where she come from?
you ain't scared of sethe. i don't believe you.	She scares me. I scare me. And that girl in her house scares me.
stamp, leave off i said! i knew her when she was a girl. she scares me and i knew her when she was a girl...	You ain't scared of Sethe. I don't believe you.
she was only-	Stamp, leave off I said! I knew her when she was a girl. She scares me and I knew her when she was a girl...
leave off..	She was only-
she ain't crazy. she love those children. she was trying to outhurt the hurter's all.	Leave off..
you don't know what i think.	She ain't crazy. She love those children. She was trying to outhurt the hurter's all.
it ain't what you think.	You don't know what I think.
jesus.	It ain't what you think.
what yard? when who-	Jesus.
i was there paul d...there in the yard. when she did it.	What yard? When who-
i don't want to know.	I was there Paul D...There in the yard. When she did it.
i said i had two things to say to you. i only told you one. i have to tell you the other.	I don't want to know.
there was a rooster named mister down at sweet home. last time i saw halle, with that butter all over his face and me with an iron bit in my mouth, i saw mister - sitting on a tub. he loved that tub. like king on a throne. he was a hateful thing. bloody and evil..but he was better than me.  mister was allowed to be and stay what he was. even if you cooked him you'd be cooking a rooster named mister. but wasn't no way i'd ever be paul d. again..schoolteacher changed me. was never no beating under mr. garner. schoolteacher changed that. why wouldn't a man run from that? why wouldn't a man not work, kill, starve, pull out his own heart to stop feeling 'stead of feeling that? and it strikes me, it's got to be cause we were something else. and that something was less than a chicken sitting in the sun on a tub.	I said I had two things to say to you. I only told you one. I have to tell you the other.
i don't believe that. i won't.	There was a rooster named Mister down at Sweet Home. Last time I saw Halle, with that butter all over his face and me with an iron bit in my mouth, I saw Mister - sitting on a tub. He loved that tub. Like king on a throne. He was a hateful thing. Bloody and evil..But he was better than me.  Mister was allowed to be and stay what he was. Even if you cooked him you'd be cooking a rooster named Mister. But wasn't no way I'd ever be Paul D. again..Schoolteacher changed me. Was never no beating under Mr. Garner. Schoolteacher changed that. Why wouldn't a man run from that? Why wouldn't a man not work, kill, starve, pull out his own heart to stop feeling 'stead of feeling that? And it strikes me, it's got to be cause we were something else. And that something was less than a chicken sitting in the sun on a tub.
they'll know. they'll know as soon as they born. cause it's inside us,stamp. it'll be inside them. we'll pass it down. schoolteacher didn't just change the outside, he changed the mind..and the blood..and what it carries...and what it's worth..	I don't believe that. I won't.
children ain't gonna need to know that kind of thing.	They'll know. They'll know as soon as they born. Cause it's inside us,Stamp. It'll be inside them. We'll pass it down. Schoolteacher didn't just change the outside, he changed the mind..and the blood..and what it carries...and what it's worth..
oh but we got to. how we gonna know our price in the future? how are children's children's children gonna know what they cost? who's gonna tell them? what are they gonna pay for us, if we free?	Children ain't gonna need to know that kind of thing.
no use thinking these things now.	Oh but we got to. How we gonna know our price in the future? How are children's children's children gonna know what they cost? Who's gonna tell them? What are they gonna pay for us, if we free?
i did. down to the cent.$900. always wondered though what mrs. garner got for my brother paul f. must of been more than nine hundred dollars cause she use that money for sweet home for almost two years. but then they hung my other brother paul a. up on a tree so i guess he wasn't worth the same..i wonder what was baby suggs worth? and halle? i wasn't surprised when i found out they tracked down sethe all the way to cincinatti. her price must have been higher than all of us - her being property that reproduced itself without cost. a breeder.	No use thinking these things now.
never found out.	I did. Down to the cent.$900. Always wondered though what Mrs. Garner got for my brother Paul F. Must of been more than nine hundred dollars cause she use that money for Sweet Home for almost two years. But then they hung my other brother Paul A. up on a tree so I guess he wasn't worth the same..I wonder what was Baby Suggs worth? And Halle? I wasn't surprised when I found out they tracked down Sethe all the way to Cincinatti. Her price must have been higher than all of us - her being property that reproduced itself without cost. A breeder.
you remember your price, stamp?	Never found out.
you planning to do anything about it?	Oh yeah. I got big plans.
just me.	You planning to do anything about it?
oh yeah. oh that's load off. i thought everybody gone crazy.	Just me.
well i...i did get offered one place but i just wanted to be off by myself a spell.	Oh yeah. Oh that's load off. I thought everybody gone crazy.
you pick any house, any house where colored live. pick any one and you welcome to stay there. i'm apologizing 'cause they didn't offer to tell you. but you welcome anywhere you want to be. my house. john and ella. miss lady jones..anybody. you choose. you ain't got to sleep in no cellar and i apologize for each and every night.	Well I...I did get offered one place but I just wanted to be off by myself a spell.
for what?	You pick any house, any house where colored live. Pick any one and you welcome to stay there. I'm apologizing 'cause they didn't offer to tell you. But you welcome anywhere you want to be. My house. John and Ella. Miss Lady Jones..anybody. You choose. You ain't got to sleep in no cellar and I apologize for each and every night.
i come looking for you to ask your pardon. apologize.	For what?
if it's hard for you, might kill me dead.	I come looking for you to ask your pardon. Apologize.
this is hard for me. but i got to do it. two things i got to say to you. i'm a take the easy one first.	If it's hard for you, might kill me dead.
aw, girl. don't cry...me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. we need some kind of tomorrow...	She was my best thing.
she left me. she's gone again.	Aw, girl. Don't cry...Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow...
what, baby?	She left me. She's gone again.
look - denver be here in the day. i be here in the night. i'm a take care of you, you hear? starting now.	What, baby?
oh, i don't have no plans. no plans at all.	Look - Denver be here in the day. I be here in the night. I'm a take care of you, you hear? Starting now.
don't you die on me!! this is baby suggs quilt. is that what you planning!?	Oh, I don't have no plans. No plans at all.
i'm tired, paul. so tired. i have to rest a while.	Don't you die on me!! This is Baby Suggs quilt. Is that what you planning!?
you got to get up from here, girl.	I'm tired, Paul. So tired. I have to rest a while.
she comes in the daytime.  she still with me, my denver.	You got to get up from here, girl.
devil's confusion. what's this i hear about you not getting out of bed?  i saw denver. she tell you?	She comes in the daytime.  She still with me, my Denver.
no, you looking good.	Devil's confusion. What's this I hear about you not getting out of bed?  I saw Denver. She tell you?
yeah. look bad?	No, You looking good.
you shaved.	Yeah. Look bad?
sethe?	Paul D.
make it the way i always do.	Yeah. Too sweet.
not too sweet! you make it too sweet they don't eat it.	Make it the way I always do.
what? what? you talking back to me?	I'm telling you don't say nothing to me.
don't talk to me, mr. sawyer. don't say nothing to me this morning.	What? What? You talking back to me?
what the hell you thinking, girl? strolling in here this late?	Don't talk to me, Mr. Sawyer. Don't say nothing to me this morning.
look here..there's a cross up there, so i guess this here's a church or used to be. seems to me like you ought to show it some respect, you follow me?	Yes sir..You right about that. That's just what I come over to talk to him about. Just that..
no sir, i don't, but i know plank road. 'bout a mile up thataway.	Look here..There's a cross up there, so I guess this here's a church or used to be. Seems to me like you ought to show it some respect, you follow me?
you don't know her? judy? works in the slaughterhouse.	No sir, I don't, but I know Plank Road. 'Bout a mile up thataway.
plank road. yes sir. that's up a ways. mile, maybe.	You don't know her? Judy? Works in the slaughterhouse.
i'm looking for a gal name of judy. works over by the slaughterhouse. said she lived on plank road.	Plank Road. Yes sir. That's up a ways. Mile, maybe.
yes sir.	I'm looking for a gal name of Judy. Works over by the slaughterhouse. Said she lived on Plank Road.
hey!!	Yes sir.
just, uh, just slip the rent under my door.	Yeah, okay.
yeah, yeah i know. okay.	Just, uh, just slip the rent under my door.
dude, uh, tomorrow is already the tenth.	Yeah, yeah I know. Okay.
sure allan, i'll be there.	Dude, uh, tomorrow is already the tenth.
dude, i finally got the venue i wanted.  i'm performing my dance quintet--you know, my cycle--at crane jackson's fountain street theatre on tuesday night, and i'd love it if you came and gave me notes.	Sure Allan, I'll be there.
hiya allan.	Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted.  I'm Performing my dance quintet--you know, my cycle--at Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre on Tuesday night, and I'd love it if you came and gave me notes.
yeah.  jackie treehorn wants to talk to the deadbeat lebowski.	You're not dealing with morons here.
and we know which lebowski you are, lebowski.	Yeah.  Jackie Treehorn wants to talk to the deadbeat Lebowski.
pin your diapers on, lebowski.  jackie treehorn wants to see you.	And we know which Lebowski you are, Lebowski.
what do you think?	He looks like a fuckin' loser.
fuck.	What do you think?
uh?	Fuck.
wasn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?	Uh?
yeah?	Wasn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?
visiting friends of hers in palm springs.  just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us.	But I guess she told Dieter.
where'd she been?	Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs.  Just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us.
that had not occurred to us, dude.	Well, okay, you're not privy to all the new shit, so uh, you know, but that's what you pay me for.  Speaking of which, would it be possible for me to get my twenty grand in cash? I gotta check this with my accountant of course, but my concern is that, you know, it could bump me into a higher tax--
this is our concern, dude.	No, man, nothing is fucked here--
shit.	Her life is in your hands, Dude. And report back to us as soon as it's done.
mr. lebowski asked me to repeat that: her life is in your hands.	Shit.
oh, man, don't say that..	Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that: Her life is in your hands.
her life is in your hands.	Oh, man, don't say that..
uh-huh.	Her life is in your hands.
here's the money, and the phone. please, dude, follow whatever instructions they give.	Uh-huh.
oh, nothin', you know.	Here's the money, and the phone. Please, Dude, follow whatever instructions they give.
they called about eighty minutes ago.  they want you to take the money and drive north on the 4 5.  they'll call you on the portable phone with instructions in about forty minutes. one person only or i'd go with you. they were very clear on that: one person only.  what happened to your jaw?	Oh, nothin', you know.
so he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?	Well Dude, we just don't know.
he suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.	So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?
why me, man?	He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.
mr. lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to act as courier once we get instructions for the money.	Why me, man?
we've had some terrible news.  mr. lebowski is in seclusion in the west wing.	Huh.
well, enjoy, and perhaps we'll see you again some time, dude.	Yeah sure, if I'm ever in the neighborhood, need to use the john.
it's the lebaron.	Well, enjoy, and perhaps we'll see you again some time, Dude.
manolo will load it into your car for you, uh, dude.	It's the LeBaron.
that guy treats women like objects, man.	Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town, Lebowski.  You don't draw shit.  We got a nice quiet beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet.  So let me make something plain.  I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski.  I don't like your jerk- off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk- off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk- off --do I make myself clear?
mr. treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive.	That guy treats women like objects, man.
uh-huh.	Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive.
what are you, some kind of sad-assed refugee from the fucking sixties?	Uh-huh.
i want a fucking lawyer, man.  i want bill kunstler.	What are you, some kind of sad-assed refugee from the fucking sixties?
you don't know shit, lebowski.	I want a fucking lawyer, man.  I want Bill Kunstler.
i know my rights.	You don't know shit, Lebowski.
yeah, it sucks.	Well maybe you and me could pool our resources--trade information-- professional courtesy--compeers, you know--
fuck, man!  that's terrible!	Yeah, it sucks.
jesus fucking christ.	Crazy, huh?  Ran away a year ago.
the?  who the fff--	The Gundersons.  It's a wandering daughter job.  Bunny Lebowski, man. Her real name is Fawn Gunderson. Her parents want her back.
the gundersons.	The?  Who the fff--
who're you working for?  lebowski? jackie treehorn?	The Gundersons.
hey, man, i'm not--	Who're you working for?  Lebowski? Jackie Treehorn?
she's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend.  i'm just helping her conceive, man!	Hey, man, I'm not--
hey hey, i'm not messing with your special lady--	She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend.  I'm just helping her conceive, man!
i'm not a--ah, fuck it, just stay away from my fucking lady friend, man.	Hey hey, I'm not messing with your special lady--
a dick, man!  and let me tell you something: i dig your work. playing one side against the other--in bed with everybody--fabulous stuff, man.	I'm not a--ah, fuck it, just stay away from my fucking lady friend, man.
nussing!	ANTI-SEMITE!
i fuck you!  i fuck you!	Show me what you got.  Nihilist. Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
come and get it.  fucking nihilist.	I FUCK YOU!  I FUCK YOU!
vee fuck you up, man!	Come and get it.  Fucking nihilist.
come and get it.	VEE FUCK YOU UP, MAN!
vee fuck you up, man!  vee take your money!	Come and get it.
okay.  vee take ze money you haf on you und vee call it eefen.	Fuck you.
zere are no roolz!	NO RULES!  YOU CABBAGE-EATING SONS- OF- BITCHES--
there's no ransom if you don't have a fucking hostage.  that's what ransom is.  those are the fucking rules.	Zere ARE no ROOLZ!
hey man, don't you have something else you could put it in?	That is our most modestly priced receptacle.
sir, please lower your voice--	Hey man, don't you have something else you could put it in?
can we just rent it from you?	Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house.
nothing.	Yes.  I understand you're taking away the remains.
excuse me?	Nothing.
they range up to three thousand.	Yeah, but we're--
this is a hundred and eighty dollars.	Yes sir.  It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
yes, so we were informed.  however, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.	This is a hundred and eighty dollars.
don't need it.  we're scattering the ashes.	Yes, so we were informed.  However, we must of course transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.
that is for the urn.	Don't need it.  We're scattering the ashes.
what's this?	That is for the urn.
yeah.	We have the urn.
almost five!	I got eighteen dollars, Dude.
your phone's ringing, dude.	Thank you, Donny.
i'm going home, donny.	Your phone's ringing, Dude.
where you going, dude?	I'm going home, Donny.
sheesh.	Walter, how--
yeah, well, what do you care, walter?	Yeah Dude, why is Walter so pissed off?
yeah.	I am the Walrus.
what do you mean, dude?	Rug-peers did not do this.  I mean look at it.  Young trophy wife. Marries a guy for money but figures he isn't giving her enough.  She owes money all over town--
his name is lebowski?  that's your name, dude!	Yeah, this is the guy, this guy should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean his wife goes out and owes money and they pee on my rug.
fuckin' a.	And this guy peed on it.
what the fuck is he talking about?	My rug.
are they gonna hurt us, walter?	They won't hurt us, Donny.  These men are cowards.
who's in pyjamas, walter?	Shut the fuck up, Donny.  Not a bunch of fig-eaters with towels on their heads tryin' to find reverse on a Soviet tank.  This is not a worthy--
we'll be near the in-and-out burger.	Shut the fuck up, Donny.  We'll, uh, brace the kid--he'll be a pushover. We'll get that fucking money, if he hasn't spent it already.  Million fucking clams. And yes, we'll be near the, uh--some burgers, some beers, a few laughs.  Our fucking troubles are over, Dude.
what have you.  we'll, uh--	We'll be near the In-and-Out Burger.
those are good burgers, walter.	Shut the fuck up, Donny.  This kid is in the ninth grade, Dude, and his father is--are you ready for this?-- Arthur Digby Sellers.
what do you need that for, dude?	You gotta buck up, man, you can't go into the tournament with this negative attitude--
am i wrong?	Well--
no--	Am I wrong?
are you gonna split hairs?	No--
uh-huh.	Are you gonna split hairs?
come on, donny, they were threatening castration!	Uh-huh.
they were nazis, dude?	Come on, Donny, they were threatening castration!
fucking germans.  nothing changes. fucking nazis.	They were Nazis, Dude?
and then they're gonna stamp on it?!	Oh for Christ--will you shut the fuck up, Donny.
who has your undies, walter?	Where's your car, Dude?
walter, if you can't ride in a car, how d'you get around on shammas--	Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit.  They're not gonna do shit.  What can they do?  Fuckin' amateurs.  And meanwhile, look at the bottom line.  Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? Am I wrong?
kill that poor woman.	Walter, if you can't ride in a car, how d'you get around on Shammas--
oh yeah, how'd it go?	Went alright.  Dude's car got a little dinged up--
i'm shomer shabbas.	What's that, Walter?
how come you don't roll on saturday, walter?	I'm shomer shabbas.
it's already posted.	WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UN-POST IT!
i told that kraut a fucking thousand times i don't roll on shabbas.	It's already posted.
burkhalter.	I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbas.
this saturday.  quintana and--	Saturday!  Well they'll have to reschedule.
donny, shut the f--when do we play?	This Saturday.  Quintana and--
they posted the next round of the tournament--	Donny, shut the f--when do we play?
what the fuck is he talking about?	That's fucking exactly what happened, Dude!  That makes me fucking SICK!
shut the fuck up, donny!  v.i. lenin! vladimir ilyich ulyanov!	What the fuck is he talking about?
i am the walrus.	That fucking bitch!
life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.	What's wrong with Walter, Dude?
if what's during league play?	Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
what's a pederast, walter?	Shut the fuck up, Donny.
he peed on the dude's rug--	YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!  This Chinaman is not the issue, Dude.
yeah walter, what's your point?	Huh?
i was bowling--	So you have no frame of reference, Donny.  You're like a child who wanders in in the middle of a movie and wants to know--
were you listening to the dude's story?	I was bowling--
what--	Were you listening to the Dude's story?
were you listening to the story, donny?	What--
what tied the room together, dude?	Were you listening to the story, Donny?
--had a rough night, and i hate the fucking eagles, man--	That's it!  Outta this fucking cab!
i pull over and kick your ass out, man!	--had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man--
i've had a--	I pull over and kick your ass out, man!
fuck you man!  you don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!	I've had a--
jesus, man, can you change the station?	Fuck you man!  You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!
--so he says, "my son can't hold a job, my daughter's married to a fuckin' loser, and i got a rash on my ass so bad i can't hardly siddown. but you know me.  i can't complain."	Fuckin' A, man.  I got a rash. Fuckin' A, man.  I gotta tell ya Tony.
yes, heh--	--and bowling.  I'll tell you the truth, Brandt, I don't remember most of it.--Jeez!  Fuck me!
--smoking thai-stick, breaking into the rotc--	Yes, heh--
heh-heh--	--smoking thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC--
well, yeah i did, but i spent most of my time occupying various, um, administration buildings--	Heh-heh--
one--oh!  heh-heh.  you never went to college?	Well, yeah I did, but I spent most of my time occupying various, um, administration buildings--
jeez.  think he's got room for one more?	One--oh!  Heh-heh.  You never went to college?
--without  the means  for higher education, so mr. lebowski  has committed  to sending  all of them to college.	Jeez.  Think he's got room for one more?
i see.	--without  the means  for higher education, so Mr. Lebowski  has committed  to sending  all of them to college.
they're not his, heh-heh, they're not literally his children; they're the little lebowski urban achievers, inner-city children of promise but without the--	I see.
i guess he's pretty, uh, racially pretty cool--	They're not his, heh-heh, they're not literally his children; they're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner-city children of promise but without the--
no, they--	I guess he's pretty, uh, racially pretty cool--
different mothers, huh?	No, they--
these are mr. lebowski's children, so to speak--	Different mothers, huh?
are these.	These are Mr. Lebowski's children, so to speak--
wonderful woman.  we were very--	Are these.
nancy's pretty good.	Wonderful woman.  We were very--
and in fact he met privately with the president, though unfortunately there wasn't time for a photo opportunity.	Nancy's pretty good.
far out.	And in fact he met privately with the President, though unfortunately there wasn't time for a photo opportunity.
mr. lebowski is disabled, yes.  and this picture was taken when mrs. reagan was first lady of the nation, yes, yes? not of california.	Far out.
he's handicapped, huh?	Mr. Lebowski is disabled, yes.  And this picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation, yes, yes? Not of California.
of course, mr. lebowski on the right, mrs.  reagan on the left, taken when--	He's handicapped, huh?
lebowski on the right?	Of course, Mr. Lebowski on the right, Mrs.  Reagan on the left, taken when--
that is indeed mr. lebowski with the first lady, yes, taken when--	Lebowski on the right?
hey, is this him with nancy?	That is indeed Mr. Lebowski with the first lady, yes, taken when--
that's a los angeles chamber of commerce business achiever award, which is given--not necessarily given every year!  given only when there's a worthy, somebody especially--	Hey, is this him with Nancy?
uh-huh.	That's a Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever award, which is given--not necessarily given every year!  Given only when there's a worthy, somebody especially--
that's the key to the city of pasadena, which mr. lebowski was given two years ago in recognition of his various civic, uh.	Uh-huh.
uh-huh.	That's the key to the city of Pasadena, which Mr. Lebowski was given two years ago in recognition of his various civic, uh.
please!  please!	Uh-huh.
i'm not really, uh.	Please!  Please!
please, feel free to inspect them.	I'm not really, uh.
yes, uh, very impressive.	Please, feel free to inspect them.
and this is the study.  you can see the various commendations, honorary degrees, et cetera.	Yes, uh, very impressive.
sometimes.  i wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though.  or the creedence tapes.	And the, uh, the briefcase?
no.  here.	Separate incidents?
your rug was in the car.	No.  Here.
...also, my rug was stolen.	Your rug was in the car.
...me, i don't drink coffee.  but it's nice when they offer.	...Also, my rug was stolen.
and what do you do, sir?	I'm unemployed.
papers.  just papers.  you know, my papers.  business papers.	And what do you do, sir?
in the briefcase?	Papers.  Just papers.  You know, my papers.  Business papers.
huh?  oh.  yeah.  tape deck.  couple of creedence tapes.  and there was a, uh. . . my briefcase.	In the briefcase?
and was there anything of value in the car?	Huh?  Oh.  Yeah.  Tape deck.  Couple of Creedence tapes.  And there was a, uh. . . my briefcase.
green.  some brown, or, uh, rust, coloration.	And was there anything of value in the car?
color?	Green.  Some brown, or, uh, rust, coloration.
1972 pontiac lebaron.	Color?
sure.  take it easy, dude--i know that you will.	Yeah man.  Well, you know, the Dude abides.
thanks, gary...take care, man, i gotta get back.	Sure.  Take it easy, Dude--I know that you will.
wouldn't miss the semis.  how things been goin'?	Ahh, you know.  Strikes and gutters, ups and downs.
oh, hey man, how are ya?  i wondered if i'd see you again.	Wouldn't miss the semis.  How things been goin'?
howdy do, dude.	Oh, hey man, how are ya?  I wondered if I'd see you again.
take it easy, dude.	Yeah.  Thanks man.
well i like your style too, man. got a whole cowboy thing goin'.	Thankie. . . Just one thing, Dude. D'ya have to use s'many cuss words?
i like your style, dude.	Well I like your style too, man. Got a whole cowboy thing goin'.
far from it.	Mm.
uh-huh.  that some kind of eastern thing?	Far from it.
one a those days, huh.  wal, a wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you.	Uh-huh.  That some kind of Eastern thing?
ahh, not so good, man.	One a those days, huh.  Wal, a wiser fella than m'self once said, sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you.
let's say a 10% finder's fee?	Okay, Jackie, done.  I like the way you do business.  Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger. A real fuckin' brat, but I'm sure your goons'll be able to get it off him, mean he's only fifteen and he's flunking social studies.  So if you'll just write me a check for my ten per cent. . . of half a million. . . fifty grand.
does the pope shit in the woods?	Let's say a 10% finder's fee?
of course, there's that to discuss. refill?	Does the Pope shit in the woods?
yeah, well, right man, there are many facets to this, uh, you know, many interested parties.  if i can find your money, man-- what's in it for the dude?	Of course, there's that to discuss. Refill?
i've heard the kidnapping story, so save it.  i know you're mixed up in all this, dude, and i don't care what you're trying to take off her husband.  that's your business.  all i'm saying is, i want mine.	Yeah, well, right man, there are many facets to this, uh, you know, many interested parties.  If I can find your money, man-- what's in it for the Dude?
but she hasn't run off, she's been--	I've heard the kidnapping story, so save it.  I know you're mixed up in all this, Dude, and I don't care what you're trying to take off her husband.  That's your business.  All I'm saying is, I want mine.
me?  how would i know?  the only reason she ran off was to get away from her rather sizable debt to me.	But she hasn't run off, she's been--
i thought you might know, man.	Me?  How would I know?  The only reason she ran off was to get away from her rather sizable debt to me.
of course you do.  i can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. well dude, here it is.  where's bunny?	I thought you might know, man.
uh-huh.  well, i still jerk off manually.	Of course you do.  I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. Well Dude, here it is.  Where's Bunny?
of course, you do get the good with the bad.  the new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software.  wave of the future, dude.  100% electronic.	Uh-huh.  Well, I still jerk off manually.
on you, maybe.	Of course, you do get the good with the bad.  The new technology permits us to do exciting things with interactive erotic software.  Wave of the future, Dude.  100% electronic.
people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone--	On you, maybe.
regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. it's video, dude.  now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest that little extra in story, production value, feeling.	People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone--
which one was logjammin'?	Regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude.  Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest that little extra in story, production value, feeling.
i wouldn't know, dude.  i deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy, and--	Which one was Logjammin'?
white russian, thanks.  how's the smut business, jackie?	I wouldn't know, Dude.  I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy, and--
what's your drink, dude?	White Russian, thanks.  How's the smut business, Jackie?
this is quite a pad you got here, man.  completely unspoiled.	What's your drink, Dude?
francis donnelly.  pleased to meet you.	Jeffrey Lebowski.
yeah man.	Francis Donnelly.  Pleased to meet you.
hello, gentlemen.  you are the bereaved?	Yeah man.
irish m--what the fuck are you talking about?  my name's da fino!  i'm a private snoop!  like you, man!	Huh?
brother shamus?  like an irish monk?	Irish m--What the fuck are you talking about?  My name's Da Fino!  I'm a private snoop!  Like you, man!
hey, relax man, i'm a brother shamus.	Brother Shamus?  Like an Irish monk?
who the fuck are you?  why've you been following me?  come on, fuckhead!	Hey, relax man, I'm a brother shamus.
relax, man!  no physical harm intended!	Who the fuck are you?  Why've you been following me?  Come on, fuckhead!
who the fuck are you, man!  come on, man!	Relax, man!  No physical harm intended!
no!  no!  no!  that's not--	I FUCKEEN KILL JOR FUCKEEN CAR!
no, the, uh, police chief of malibu. a real reactionary. . . so your father. . . oh man, i get it!	What?
exactly.  what happened to your face? did jackie treehorn do that as well?	No, the, uh, police chief of Malibu. A real reactionary. . . So your father. . . Oh man, I get it!
so...that doctor.	Exactly.  What happened to your face? Did Jackie Treehorn do that as well?
huh...	So...that doctor.
look, jeffrey, i don't want a partner. in fact i don't want the father to be someone i have to see socially, or who'll have any interest in rearing the child himself.	Huh...
yeah, okay, but see, the dude--	Look, Jeffrey, I don't want a partner. In fact I don't want the father to be someone I have to see socially, or who'll have any interest in rearing the child himself.
i want a child.	Yeah, okay, but see, the Dude--
well...no, of course not--	I want a child.
well yes, what did you think this was all about?  fun and games?	Well...no, of course not--
increases?	Well yes, what did you think this was all about?  Fun and games?
he helps administer the charities now, and i give him a reasonable allowance.  he has no money of his own.  i know how he likes to present himself; father's weakness is vanity. hence the slut.	Huh.  Jeez.  Well, so, did he--is that yoga?
but he's--	He helps administer the charities now, and I give him a reasonable allowance.  He has no money of his own.  I know how he likes to present himself; Father's weakness is vanity. Hence the slut.
we did let father run one of the companies, briefly, but he didn't do very well at it.	But he's--
but your father--he runs stuff, he--	We did let Father run one of the companies, briefly, but he didn't do very well at it.
no no, the wealth was all mother's.	But your father--he runs stuff, he--
huh?  he's fucking loaded.	No no, the wealth was all Mother's.
i keep telling you, it's the foundation's money.  father doesn't have any.	Huh?  He's fucking loaded.
it's a complicated case, maude. lotta ins, lotta outs.  fortunately i've been adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.  i'm real fucking close to your father's money, real fucking close.  it's just--	I keep telling you, it's the Foundation's money.  Father doesn't have any.
jeffrey--	It's a complicated case, Maude. Lotta ins, lotta outs.  Fortunately I've been adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.  I'm real fucking close to your father's money, real fucking close.  It's just--
larry sellers, a high-school kid. real fucking brat.	Jeffrey--
it's not my father's money, it's the foundation's.  why did he think you had it?  and who does?	Larry Sellers, a high-school kid. Real fucking brat.
he thought i had your father's money, so he got me out of the way while he looked for it.	It's not my father's money, it's the Foundation's.  Why did he think you had it?  And who does?
finder's fee?	He thought I had your father's money, so he got me out of the way while he looked for it.
jackie treehorn trashed the place. wanted to save the finder's fee.	Finder's fee?
what happened to your house?	Jackie Treehorn trashed the place. Wanted to save the finder's fee.
oh, you know, the usual.  bowl. drive around.  the occasional acid flashback.	What happened to your house?
what do you do for fun?	Oh, you know, the usual.  Bowl. Drive around.  The occasional acid flashback.
bunch of assholes.  and then, you know, little of this, little of that. my career's, uh, slowed down a bit lately.	What do you do for fun?
uh-huh.	Bunch of assholes.  And then, you know, little of this, little of that. My career's, uh, slowed down a bit lately.
yeah.  roadie for metallica.  speed of sound tour.	Uh-huh.
oh?	Yeah.  Roadie for Metallica.  Speed of Sound Tour.
and then. . . let's see, i uh--music business briefly.	Oh?
mmnun.	And then. . . let's see, I uh--music business briefly.
not the compromised second draft. and then i, uh. . . ever hear of the seattle seven?	Mmnun.
uh-huh.	Not the compromised second draft. And then I, uh. . . Ever hear of the Seattle Seven?
i was, uh, one of the authors of the port huron statement.--the original port huron statement.	Uh-huh.
well, uh. . . not much to tell.	I was, uh, one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.--The original Port Huron Statement.
tell me a little about yourself, jeffrey.	Well, uh. . . Not much to tell.
jeffrey.	Maude?
delayed after-eff--	I want you to see him immediately.
please jeffrey.  i don't want to be responsible for any delayed after- effects.	Delayed after-eff--
huh?  no, really, i don't even have the bruise any more, i--	Please Jeffrey.  I don't want to be responsible for any delayed after- effects.
do you still have that doctor's number?	Huh?  No, really, I don't even have the bruise any more, I--
well, no, not exactly.  it's a complicated case, maude.  lotta ins. lotta outs.  and a lotta strands to keep in my head, man.  lotta strands in old duder's--	Do you still have that doctor's number?
so dieter has the money?	Well, no, not exactly.  It's a complicated case, Maude.  Lotta ins. Lotta outs.  And a lotta strands to keep in my head, man.  Lotta strands in old Duder's--
well yeah...i know that.	So Dieter has the money?
look, jeffrey, you don't really kidnap someone that you're acquainted with.  you can't get away with it if the hostage knows who you are.	Well yeah...I know that.
well...yeah--	Look, Jeffrey, you don't really kidnap someone that you're acquainted with.  You can't get away with it if the hostage knows who you are.
is he pretending to be the abductor?	Well...yeah--
jeez.  i miss vinyl.	Is he pretending to be the abductor?
roy orbison. . . pink floyd.	Huh?  Autobahn.  A-u-t-o.  Their music is a sort of--ugh--techno-pop.
beaver?  you mean vagina?--i mean, you know him?	Dieter has been on the fringes of-- well, of everything in L.A., for about twenty years.  Look at my LP's. Under 'Autobahn.'
her "co-star" in the beaver picture?	Beaver?  You mean vagina?--I mean, you know him?
well--yeah, i guess--	Her "co-star" in the beaver picture?
dieter hauff?	Well--yeah, I guess--
the main guy, dieter--	Dieter Hauff?
from who?	The main guy, Dieter--
i'm telling you, i got definitive evidence--	From who?
she is most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim.	I'm telling you, I got definitive evidence--
now i got--	She is most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim.
and please don't call her my mother.	Now I got--
hey man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally?  you might learn something.  now i got--	And please don't call her my mother.
she most certainly was not!	Hey man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally?  You might learn something.  Now I got--
i, uh... money, yeah, i gotta respecfully, 69 you know, tender my resignation on that matter, 'cause it looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all.	She most certainly was not!
do you have any news regarding my father's money?	I, uh... money, yeah, I gotta respecfully, 69 you know, tender my resignation on that matter, 'cause it looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all.
no it's fine, really, uh--	Do you have any news regarding my father's money?
jeffrey, you haven't gone to the doctor.	No it's fine, really, uh--
that's really thoughtful but i--	Please see him, Jeffrey.  He's a good man, and thorough.
here's the name and number of a doctor who will look at it for you.  you will receive no bill.  he's a good man, and thorough.	That's really thoughtful but I--
oh that's okay, i hardly even--	Here's the name and number of a doctor who will look at it for you.  You will receive no bill.  He's a good man, and thorough.
--your rug, yes, well with that money you can buy any number of rugs that don't have sentimental value for me. and i am sorry about that crack on the jaw.	Oh that's okay, I hardly even--
yeah, but what about--	--your rug, yes, well with that money you can buy any number of rugs that don't have sentimental value for me. And I am sorry about that crack on the jaw.
thousand, yes, bones or clams or whatever you call them.	Yeah, but what about--
a hundred.	Thousand, yes, bones or clams or whatever you call them.
if you successfully do so, i will compensate you to the tune of 1% of the recovered sum.	A hundred.
well--sure, i could do that--	If you successfully do so, I will compensate you to the tune of 1% of the recovered sum.
i'm getting to your rug. my  father and i don't get along; he doesn't approve of my lifestyle and, needless to say, i don't approve of his. still, i hardly wish to make my father's embezzlement a police matter, so i'm proposing that you try to recover the money from the people you delivered it to.	Well--sure, I could do that--
yeah, but my-	I'm getting to your rug. My  father and I don't get along; he doesn't approve of my lifestyle and, needless to say, I don't approve of his. Still, I hardly wish to make my father's embezzlement a police matter, so I'm proposing that you try to recover the money from the people you delivered it to.
little lebowski urban achievers, yes, and proud we are of all of them. i asked my father about his withdrawal of a million dollars from the foundation account and he told me about this "abduction", but i tell you it is preposterous.  this compulsive	Yeah, but my-
shit yeah, the achievers.	Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, yes, and proud we are of all of them. I asked my father about his withdrawal of a million dollars from the Foundation account and he told me about this "abduction", but I tell you it is preposterous.  This compulsive
don't be fatuous, jeffrey.  little matter to me that this woman chose to pursue a career	Shit yeah, the achievers.
he fixes the cable?	Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.  Little matter to me that this woman chose to pursue a career
lord.  you can imagine where it goes from here.	He fixes the cable?
listen, maude, i'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but i don't see what it has to do with--do you have any kalhua?	Take a look at this, sir.
yes mr. lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word.  our mutual acquaintance bunny is one of these.	Listen, Maude, I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don't see what it has to do with--do you have any kalhua?
oh, no.	Yes Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word.  Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is one of these.
i like it too.  it's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. it can be a natural, zesty enterprise. but unfortunately there are some people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy.	Oh, no.
you mean coitus?	I like it too.  It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy.
you're not interested in sex?	You mean coitus?
i was talking about my rug.	You're not interested in sex?
sex.  the physical act of love. coitus.  do you like it?	I was talking about my rug.
excuse me?	Sex.  The physical act of love. Coitus.  Do you like it?
do you like sex, mr. lebowski?	Excuse me?
right, but let me explain something about that rug--	Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
yes, i know about it.  and i know that you acted as courier.  and let me tell you something:  the whole thing stinks to high heaven.	Right, but let me explain something about that rug--
huh?	Yes, I know about it.  And I know that you acted as courier.  And let me tell you something:  the whole thing stinks to high heaven.
thank you.	Huh?
"johnson"?	Thank you.
yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say.  whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "johnson".	"Johnson"?
oh yeah?	Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say.  Whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "Johnson".
in a sense, yes.  elfranco, my robe. my art has been commended as being strongly vaginal.  which bothers some men.  the word itself makes some men uncomfortable.  vagina.	Oh yeah?
is that what that's a picture of?	In a sense, yes.  Elfranco, my robe. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal.  Which bothers some men.  The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.  Vagina.
shit dude, i'm sorry--	You're a fuck, Walter!
what the fuck does vietnam have to do with anything!  what the fuck were you talking about?!	Shit Dude, I'm sorry--
dude, i'm sorry--	What the fuck does Vietnam have to do with anything!  What the fuck were you talking about?!
what about that shit about vietnam!	Dude, I'm sorry--
dude, i'm--it was an accident!	What about that shit about Vietnam!
you make everything a fucking travesty!	Dude, I'm--it was an accident!
dude!  dude, i'm sorry!	You make everything a fucking travesty!
goddamnit walter!  you fucking asshole!	Dude!  Dude, I'm sorry!
walter--	JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!
we're scattering the fucking ashes!	Walter--
well can we--	A hundred and eighty dollars?!
walter sobchak.	The Dude, actually.  Is what, uh.
wha. . . donny--	Hurry Dude.  I'd go but I'm pumping blood.  Might pass out.
call the medics, dude.	Wha. . . Donny--
wha.	Call the medics, Dude.
it's a heart attack.	Wha.
then what's...	It's a heart attack.
there weren't any shots.	Then what's...
they shot donny!	There weren't any shots.
no dude.	They shot Donny!
hy god!  they shot him, walter!	No Dude.
what's mine is mine.	Come on, Walter!.
hey, cool it walter.  listen, pal, there never was any money.  the big lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, man, so take it up with him.	AND I'D LIKE MY UNDIES BACK!
fuck you.  fuck the three of you.	Hey, cool it Walter.
yeah.	That's fuckin' combat.  The man in the black pyjamas, Dude.  Worthy fuckin' adversary.
i mean 'nam was a foot soldier's war whereas, uh, this thing should be a fucking cakewalk.  i mean i had an m16, jacko, not an abrams fucking tank.  just me and charlie, man, eyeball to eyeball.	Yeah.
uh-huh.	I mean 'Nam was a foot soldier's war whereas, uh, this thing should be a fucking cakewalk.  I mean I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank.  Just me and Charlie, man, eyeball to eyeball.
sure you'll see some tank battles. but fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle.	Uh-huh.
shit, dude, i didn't know.  i wouldn't've done it if i knew he was a fucking crybaby.	We're sorry, man.  We're really sorry.
walter, you fuck!	Shit, Dude, I didn't know.  I wouldn't've done it if I knew he was a fucking crybaby.
he can't walk, walter!	Yeah, I can see that, Dude.
oh, shit.	He can't walk, Walter!
walter, for christ's sake!  he's crippled!  put him down!	Sure, I'll put him down, Dude.  RAUSS! ACHTUNG, BABY!!
it's all over, man!  we call your fucking bluff!	WALTER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!  HE'S CRIPPLED!  PUT HIM DOWN!
as if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money!	You thought Bunny'd been kidnapped and you could use it as a pretext to make some money disappear.  All you needed was a sap to pin it on, and you'd just met me.  You thought, hey, a deadbeat, a loser, someone the square community won't give a shit about.
it's just part of your whole sick cynthia thing.  taking care of her fucking dog.  going to her fucking synagogue.  you're living in the fucking past.	Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax-- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I LIVE IN THE PAST!   I--Jesus.  What the hell happened?
i'm as jewish as fucking tevye	It's just part of your whole sick Cynthia thing.  Taking care of her fucking dog.  Going to her fucking synagogue.  You're living in the fucking past.
this driveway.	I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye
yeah?  what do you think happens when you get divorced?  you turn in your library card?  get a new driver's license?  stop being jewish?	This driveway.
and you were divorced five fucking years ago.	Yeah?  What do you think happens when you get divorced?  You turn in your library card?  Get a new driver's license?  Stop being Jewish?
you know this!	And you were divorced five fucking years ago.
yeah, and you were--	You know this!
what the fuck are you talking about? i converted when i married cynthia! come on, dude!	Yeah, and you were--
you're fucking polish catholic--	What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
what the fuck are you talking about?	You're fucking Polish Catholic--
walter, come off it.  you're not even fucking jewish, you're--	What the fuck are you talking about?
i'm saying, i see what you're getting at, dude, he kept the money, but my point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which i'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life and death--	Walter, come off it.  You're not even fucking Jewish, you're--
huh?	I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money, but my point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life and death--
okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency?	Huh?
shit yeah!	Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency?
yeah?	Shit yeah!
his million bucks was never in it, man!  there was no money in that briefcase!  he was hoping they'd kill her!  you throw out a ringer for a ringer!	Yeah?
what's your point, dude?	His million bucks was never in it, man!  There was no money in that briefcase!  He was hoping they'd kill her!  You throw out a ringer for a ringer!
i'm saying if he knows i'm a fuck- up, then why does he still leave me in charge of getting back his wife? because he fucking doesn't want her back, man!  he's had enough!  he no longer digs her!  it's all a show! but then, why didn't he give a shit about his million bucks?  i mean, he knew we didn't hand off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back.	What's your point, Dude?
well it's, sometimes the cathartic, uh.	I'm saying if he knows I'm a fuck- up, then why does he still leave me in charge of getting back his wife? Because he fucking doesn't want her back, man!  He's had enough!  He no longer digs her!  It's all a show! But then, why didn't he give a shit about his million bucks?  I mean, he knew we didn't hand off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back.
i mean we totally fucked it up, man. we fucked up his pay-off.  and got the kidnappers all pissed off, and the big lebowski yelled at me a lot, but he didn't do anything.  huh?	Well it's, sometimes the cathartic, uh.
dude, i'm not supposed to make calls--	WALTER, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, WE GOTTA GO TO PASADENA!  COME  PICK ME UP OR I'M OFF THE FUCKING BOWLING TEAM!
then why can't you--fuck, never mind, just call donny then, and ask him to--	Dude, I'm not supposed to make calls--
i understand.  that's why i picked up the phone.	THEN WHY CAN'T YOU--fuck, never mind, just call Donny then, and ask him to--
it is a fucking emergency.	I understand.  That's why I picked up the phone.
erev shabbas.  i can't drive.  i'm not even supposed to pick up the phone, unless it's an emergency.	It is a fucking emergency.
huh?	Erev shabbas.  I can't drive.  I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone, unless it's an emergency.
i can't drive, dude, it's erev shabbas.	Huh?
walter, listen, i'm at my place, i need you to come pick me up--	I can't drive, Dude, it's erev shabbas.
dude?	Walter, listen, I'm at my place, I need you to come pick me up--
walter, if you're there, pick up the fucking phone.  pick it up, walter, this is an emergency.  i'm not--	Dude?
and the fucking money!	And the fucking money.  And we know that this is your homework, Larry.
you're going to enter a world of pain, son.  we know that this is your homework.  we know you stole a car--	And the fucking money!
oh, for christ's sake, walter!	You're going to enter a world of pain, son.  We know that this is your homework.  We know you stole a car--
look, larry. . . have you ever heard of vietnam?	Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter!
we know it's his fucking homework, walter!  where's the fucking money, you little brat?	Look, Larry. . . Have you ever heard of Vietnam?
is this your homework, larry?	We know it's his fucking homework, Walter!  Where's the fucking money, you little brat?
is the car out front yours?	Is this your homework, Larry?
is this yours, larry?  is this your homework, larry?	Is the car out front yours?
just ask him if he--ask him about the car, man!	Is this yours, Larry?  Is this your homework, Larry?
dude, please!. . .  is this your homework, larry?	Just ask him if he--ask him about the car, man!
look, man, did you--	Dude, please!. . .  Is this your homework, Larry?
is this your homework, larry?	Look, man, did you--
fuck me, man!  that kid's already spent all the money!	Hardly Dude, a new 'vette?  The kid's still got, oh, 96 to 97 thousand, depending on the options.  Wait in the car, Donny.
uh.	Yeah, go figure.  Well we'll go out there after the, uh, the.
and yet his son is a fucking dunce.	Uh.
no.	And yet his son is a fucking dunce.
not exactly a lightweight.	No.
uh-huh.	Not exactly a lightweight.
the bulk of the series.	Uh-huh.
uh-huh.	The bulk of the series.
fucking arthur digby sellers wrote 156 episodes, dude.	Uh-huh.
yeah yeah, i know the fucking show walter, so what?	Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.
all but one man died?  there at bitter creek?	Yeah yeah, I know the fucking show Walter, so what?
yeah.	All but one man died?  There at Bitter Creek?
who the f--have you ever heard of a little show called branded, dude?	Yeah.
who the fuck is arthur digby sellers?	Who the f--have you ever heard of a little show called Branded, Dude?
huh?	Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers?
who the fuck is that?	Huh?
the in-and-out burger is on camrose.	Near the In-and-Out Burger--
he lives in north hollywood on radford, near the in-and-out burger--	The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.
--we're sympathizing here, dude--	Fuck your sympathy!  I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!
who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!	--We're sympathizing here, Dude--
no, i'm--	Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot!
what're you, a fucking park ranger now?	No, I'm--
and let's also not forget--let's not forget, dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city-- that isn't legal either.	What're you, a fucking park ranger now?
yeah.	And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city-- that isn't legal either.
nihilists!  jesus.	Yeah.
they kept saying they believe in nothing.	Nihilists!  Jesus.
huh?	They kept saying they believe in nothing.
they're nihilists.	Huh?
now dude--	This whole fucking thing--I  could be sitting here with just pee-stains on my rug.
that makes me feel all warm inside.	Now Dude--
dude--	That makes me feel all warm inside.
yeah, thanks walter.  that gives me a very secure feeling.	Dude--
not if i have anything to say about it.	Yeah, thanks Walter.  That gives me a very secure feeling.
thanks walter.	Not if I have anything to say about it.
now that is ridiculous, dude.  no one is going to cut your dick off.	Thanks Walter.
i figure my only hope is that the big lebowski kills me before the germans can cut my dick off.	Now that is ridiculous, Dude.  No one is going to cut your dick off.
all right, i'm leaving.  i'm sorry ma'am.	Don't run away from this, Dude! Goddamnit, this affects all of us!
lady, i got buddies who died face- down in the muck so you and i could enjoy this family restaurant!	All right, I'm leaving.  I'm sorry ma'am.
what about the toe?	FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!
well that's just, that's the stress talking, dude.  so far we have what looks to me like a series of victimless crimes--	What about the toe?
they're gonna kill her, walter, and then they're gonna kill me--	Well that's just, that's the stress talking, Dude.  So far we have what looks to me like a series of victimless crimes--
i'll  get  you  a  toe by  this afternoon--with nail  polish. these fucking amateurs.   they send us a toe, we're  supposed to  shit our- selves with fear.  jesus christ. my point is--	They're gonna kill her, Walter, and then they're gonna kill me--
but walter--	I'll  get  you  a  toe by  this afternoon--with nail  polish. These fucking amateurs.   They send us a toe, we're  supposed to  shit our- selves with fear.  Jesus Christ. My point is--
you want a toe?  i can get you a toe, believe me.  there are ways, dude.  you don't wanna know about it, believe me.	But Walter--
someone else's--where the fuck are they gonna--	You want a toe?  I can get you a toe, believe me.  There are ways, Dude.  You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
fine, dude.  as if it's impossible to get some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe--	Someone else's--where the fuck are they gonna--
the nail polish, walter.	Fine, Dude.  As if it's impossible to get some nail polish, apply it to someone else's toe--
how the fuck should i know?  i do know that nothing about it indicates--	The nail polish, Walter.
whose toe was it, walter?	How the fuck should I know?  I do know that nothing about it indicates--
that wasn't her toe.	Whose toe was it, Walter?
well, certainly that's a possibility, dude--	Aw, fuck it.
it's been stolen, walter!  you fucking know it's been stolen!	Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude--
hmm.  well, we were in a handicapped spot.  it, uh, it was probably towed.	It's been stolen, Walter!  You fucking know it's been stolen!
you don't know, walter?  you seem to know the answer to everything else!	Hmm.  Well, we were in a handicapped spot.  It, uh, it was probably towed.
"our" car, walter?	And what do they got, Dude?  My dirty undies.  My fucking whites--Say, where is  the car?
who's got a fucking million fucking dollars parked in the trunk of our car out here?	"Our" car, Walter?
walter--	Who's got a fucking million fucking dollars parked in the trunk of our car out here?
but walter, we didn't make the fucking hand- off!  they didn't get, the fucking money and they're gonna-- they're gonna--	Yeah yeah, "kill that poor woman."
that's it.  i'm out of here.	For Christ's sake, Dude.
yeah, and in the meantime what do i tell lebowski?	Saturday is shabbas.  Jewish day of rest.  Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!
who gives a shit, walter?  what about that poor woman?  what do we tell--	C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander back--
i told that fuck down at the league office-- who's in charge of scheduling?	Walter--
walter, what'm i gonna tell lebowski?	I told that fuck down at the league office-- who's in charge of scheduling?
no, walter!  i said i thought she kidnapped herself!  you're the one who's so fucking certain--	That's right, Dude, 1  % certain--
what the fuck're you talking about? that poor woman--that poor slut-- kidnapped herself, dude.  you said so yourself--	No, Walter!  I said I thought she kidnapped herself!  You're the one who's so fucking certain--
huh?  the problem is--what do you mean what's the--there's no--we didn't-- they're gonna kill that poor woman--	What the fuck're you talking about? That poor woman--that poor slut-- kidnapped herself, Dude.  You said so yourself--
huh?  oh, him, yeah.  well i don't see, um-- what exactly is the problem?	Huh?  The problem is--what do you mean what's the--there's no--we didn't-- they're gonna kill that poor woman--
what the fuck is that supposed to mean?  what the fuck're we gonna tell lebowski?	Huh?  Oh, him, yeah.  Well I don't see, um-- what exactly is the problem?
aitz chaim he, dude.  as the ex used to say.	What the fuck is that supposed to mean?  What the fuck're we gonna tell Lebowski?
you didn't think i was rolling out of here naked!	Walter, please--
uzi?	You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked!
your wheel!  at fifteen em-pee-aitch i roll out!  i double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him!  the uzi!	Uzi?
what the fuck?	Your wheel!  At fifteen em-pee-aitch I roll out!  I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him!  The uzi!
your wheel, dude!  i'm rolling out!	What the fuck?
walter!	Your wheel, Dude!  I'm rolling out!
okay, dude.  no time to argue.  here's the bridge--	Walter!
fuck that!  i love you, walter, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.	Okay, Dude.  No time to argue.  Here's the bridge--
the bridge is coming up!  gimme the ringer, dude!  chop-chop!	Fuck that!  I love you, Walter, but sooner or later you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamn moron.
i'm throwing the money, walter! we're not fucking around!	The bridge is coming up!  Gimme the ringer, Dude!  Chop-chop!
wooden bridge, huh?	I'm throwing the money, Walter! We're not fucking around!
well call them up and explain it to 'em, walter!  your plan is so fucking simple, i'm sure they'd fucking understand it!  that's the beauty of it walter!	Wooden bridge, huh?
we can't do that, dude.  that fucks up our plan.	Well call them up and explain it to 'em, Walter!  Your plan is so fucking simple, I'm sure they'd fucking understand it!  That's the beauty of it Walter!
we throw the money out of the moving car!	We can't do that, Dude.  That fucks up our plan.
huh?	We throw the money out of the moving car!
there is no fucking hand-off, walter! at a wooden bridge we throw the money out  of the car!	Huh?
what'd he say?  where's the hand- off?	There is no fucking hand-off, Walter! At a wooden bridge we throw the money out  of the car!
fuck.	What'd he say?  Where's the hand- off?
yeah.  that's a great plan, walter. that's fucking ingenious, if i understand it correctly.  that's a swiss fucking watch.	Thaaat's right, Dude.  The beauty of this is its simplicity. If the plan gets too complex something always goes wrong.  If there's one thing I learned in Nam--
...huh?	Yeah.  That's a great plan, Walter. That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly.  That's a Swiss fucking watch.
that's the simple part, dude.  when we make the handoff, i grab the guy and beat  it out of him.	...Huh?
terrific, walter.  but you haven't told me how we get her back.  where is she?	That's the simple part, Dude.  When we make the handoff, I grab the guy and beat  it out of him.
yeah.  so as long as we get her back, nobody's in a position to complain. and we keep the baksheesh.	Terrific, Walter.  But you haven't told me how we get her back.  Where is she?
shutup, walter!  don't fucking say peep when i'm doing business here.	Okay Dude.  Have it your way.
ya see?  nothing is fucked up here, dude.  nothing is fucked.  these guys are fucking amateurs--	Shutup, Walter!  Don't fucking say peep when I'm doing business here.
dude, nothing is fucked.  come on. you're being very undude.  they'll call back.  look, she kidnapped her--	Ya see?  Nothing is fucked up here, Dude.  Nothing is fucked.  These guys are fucking amateurs--
we're screwed now!  we don't get shit and they're gonna kill her! we're fucked, walter!	Dude, nothing is fucked.  Come on. You're being very unDude.  They'll call back.  Look, she kidnapped her--
easy, dude.	We're screwed now!  We don't get shit and they're gonna kill her! We're fucked, Walter!
they hung up, walter!  you fucked it up!  you fucked it up!  her life was in our hands!	Easy, Dude.
what the fuck is going on there?	They hung up, Walter!  You fucked it up!  You fucked it up!  Her life was in our hands!
oh shit.  walter.	What the fuck is going on there?
yes you're wrong.  this isn't a fucking game, walter--	It is a fucking game.  You said so yourself, Dude--she kidnapped herself--
my point, dude, is why should we settle for twenty grand when we can keep the entire million.  am i wrong?	Yes you're wrong.  This isn't a fucking game, Walter--
we?  what the fuck we?  you said you just wanted to come along--	My point, Dude, is why should we settle for twenty grand when we can keep the entire million.  Am I wrong?
well you're right, dude, i got to thinking.  i got to thinking why should we settle for a measly fucking twenty grand--	We?  What the fuck we?  You said you just wanted to come along--
walter--what the fuck are you thinking?	Well you're right, Dude, I got to thinking.  I got to thinking why should we settle for a measly fucking twenty grand--
thaaaat's right, dude.  the weight. the ringer can't look empty.	Walter--what the fuck are you thinking?
walter, i'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies--	Thaaaat's right, Dude.  The weight. The ringer can't look empty.
agh--	Walter, I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies--
my dirty undies.  laundry, dude. the whites.	Agh--
what the hell is this?	My dirty undies.  Laundry, Dude. The whites.
the ringer!  the ringer, dude!  have they called yet?	What the hell is this?
the what?	The ringer!  The ringer, Dude!  Have they called yet?
the fucking point is--	It's your roll.
it's your roll--	The fucking point is--
have it your way.  the point is--	It's your roll--
walter, face it, there isn't any connection.  it's your roll.	Have it your way.  The point is--
well, there isn't a literal connection, dude.	Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.  It's your roll.
i don't see any connection to vietnam, walter.	Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
those rich fucks!  this whole fucking thing-- i did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet--	I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
that...fucking...bitch!	It's all a goddamn fake.  Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit.  And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--
i figure it's easy money, it's all pretty harmless.  i mean she probably kidnapped herself.	Huh?
what if it's during a game?	I told him if it was during league play--
...they  gave  dude  a  beeper,  so whenever these guys call--	What if it's during a game?
yeah.	...They  gave  Dude  a  beeper,  so whenever these guys call--
just for making the hand-off?	Yeah.
twenty grand.  and of course i still keep the rug.	Just for making the hand-off?
anyway.  how much they offer you?	Twenty grand.  And of course I still keep the rug.
huh.	When he moved down to Venice he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he's a pederast.
the man is a sex offender.  with a record.  spent six months in chino for exposing himself to an eight- year-old.	Huh.
huh?	The man is a sex offender.  With a record.  Spent six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight- year-old.
yeah, but he's a fucking pervert, dude.	Huh?
yeah?  wavin' a gun around?!	Calmer than you are.
i'm perfectly calm, dude.	Yeah?  Wavin' a gun around?!
well, just take 't easy, man.	I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
that's your answer to everything, dude.  and let me point out--pacifism is not--look at our current situation with that camelfucker in iraq-- pacifism is not something to hide behind.	Well, just take 't easy, man.
just, just take it easy, walter.	That's your answer to everything, Dude.  And let me point out--pacifism is not--look at our current situation with that camelfucker in Iraq-- pacifism is not something to hide behind.
okay then.  we play quintana and o'brien next week.  they'll be pushovers.	Just, just take it easy, Walter.
you're not wrong, walter, you're just an asshole.	Okay then.  We play Quintana and O'Brien next week.  They'll be pushovers.
am i wrong!	You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.
no, you're not wrong--	Am I wrong!
huh.  i did not know that.  well, it's water under the bridge.  and we do enter the next round-robin, am i wrong?	No, you're not wrong--
he's fragile, man!  he's very fragile!	Huh.  I did not know that.  Well, it's water under the bridge.  And we do enter the next round-robin, am I wrong?
you mean--beyond pacifism?	He's fragile, man!  He's very fragile!
and you know smokey has emotional problems!	You mean--beyond pacifism?
you know dude, i myself dabbled with pacifism at one point.  not in nam, of course--	And you know Smokey has emotional problems!
walter, you can't do that.  these guys're like me, they're pacificists. smokey was a conscientious objector.	You know Dude, I myself dabbled with pacifism at one point.  Not in Nam, of course--
walter, they're calling the cops, put the piece away.	MARK IT ZERO!
hey walter--	Mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain.
smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain.	Hey Walter--
come on walter, it's just--it's smokey.  so his toe slipped over a little, it's just a game.	This is a league game.  This determines who enters the next round- robin, am I wrong?
hey man--	Fucking dog has papers, Dude.--Over the line!
first of all, dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers.  you can't board it.  it gets upset, its hair falls out.	Hey man--
hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to honolulu, i'd tell her to go fuck herself.  why can't she board it?	First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex, secondly, it's a fucking show dog with fucking papers.  You can't board it.  It gets upset, its hair falls out.
what do you mean "brought it bowling"? i didn't rent it shoes.  i'm not buying it a fucking beer.  he's not gonna take your fucking turn, dude.	Hey, man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself.  Why can't she board it?
you brought a fucking pomeranian bowling?	What do you mean "brought it bowling"? I didn't rent it shoes.  I'm not buying it a fucking beer.  He's not gonna take your fucking turn, Dude.
i'm saying, cynthia's pomeranian. i'm looking after it while cynthia and marty ackerman are in hawaii.	You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?
what the fuck are you--	I'm saying, Cynthia's Pomeranian. I'm looking after it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
huh?  oh--cynthia's pomeranian. can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture.	What the fuck are you--
what the fuck're you talking about? the carrier.  what's in the fucking carrier?	Huh?  Oh--Cynthia's Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture.
state of israel.  if you will it, dude, it is no--	What the fuck're you talking about? The carrier.  What's in the fucking carrier?
huh?	State of Israel.  If you will it, Dude, it is no--
theodore herzel.	Huh?
you're fucking twenty minutes late. what the fuck is that?	Theodore Herzel.
way to go, dude.  if you will it, it is no dream.	You're fucking twenty minutes late. What the fuck is that?
donny!  please!	Yeah, I could find this Lebowski guy--
yeah, but--	Okay. That, uh.
am i wrong!	Yeah, but--
no, but--	Am I wrong!
jeff lebowski.  come on.  this other jeffrey lebowski.  the millionaire. he's gonna be easier to find anyway than these two, uh. these two  . . . and he has the wealth, uh, the resources obviously, and there is no reason, no fucking reason, why his wife should go out and owe money and they pee on your rug.  am i wrong?	No, but--
so who--	Jeff Lebowski.  Come on.  This other Jeffrey Lebowski.  The millionaire. He's gonna be easier to find anyway than these two, uh. these two  . . . And he has the wealth, uh, the resources obviously, and there is no reason, no FUCKING reason, why his wife should go out and owe money and they pee on your rug.  Am I wrong?
what the fuck are you--	Walter, he peed on my rug--
walter, this is not a guy who built the rail- roads, here, this is a guy who peed on my--	What the fuck are you--
what the fuck are you talking about?! this chinaman is not the issue!  i'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude.  across this line you do not, uh--and also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred, uh. . . asian- american.  please.	Walter, this is not a guy who built the rail- roads, here, this is a guy who peed on my--
this chinaman who peed on my rug, i can't go give him a bill so what the fuck are you talking about?	What the fuck are you talking about?! This Chinaman is not the issue!  I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude.  Across this line you do not, uh--and also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred, uh. . . Asian- American.  Please.
forget it, donny.  you're out of your element.	This Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill so what the fuck are you talking about?
what's the point of--we all know who was at fault, so what the fuck are you talking about?	Huh?  No!  What the fuck are you talking--I'm not--we're talking about unchecked aggression here--
what's your point, walter?	There's no fucking reason--here's my point, Dude--there's no fucking reason--
yeah man, it really tied the room together--	This was a valued, uh.
this was, uh--	Yeah man, it really tied the room together--
huh?  no, she, she hit me right here.	I understand sir.  Could you slide your shorts down please?
right, dude.	Friends like these, huh Gary.
another caucasian, gary.	Right, Dude.
dude.	You are approaching a vooden britch. When you cross it you srow ze bag from ze left vindow of ze moving kar.  Do not slow down.  Vee vatch you.
so no funny stuff.  okay?	Hey, just tell me where the fuck you want us to go.
yeah.	So no funny stuff.  Okay?
okay, vee proceed.  but only if there is no funny stuff.	Yeah.
dude here.	Okay, vee proceed.  But only if there is no funny stuff.
yeah?	Okay, listen--
shut the fuck up.  hello?	Yeah?
...us? dude	Shut the fuck up.  Hello?
dude the bagman.  where do you want us to go?	...Us? DUDE
who is this?	Dude the Bagman.  Where do you want us to go?
dude here.	Who is this?
shit!	--so, like I say, just thought, you know, fair warning.  Tell Walter.
dude, this is smokey.  look, i don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and i know it wasn't your fault, but i just thought it was fair to tell you that gene and i will be submitting this to the league and asking them to set aside the round.  or maybe forfeit it to us--	Shit!
where's the fucking money, shithead!	It's uh, it's down there somewhere. Lemme take another look.
you monsters!	Help me put him back in his chair.
put me down, you son of a bitch!	Walter!
well. . . yeah.	All right, get out.  Both of you.
well?  aren't you?	Well. . . yeah.
we know the briefcase was empty, man.  we know you kept the million bucks yourself.	Well, you have your story, I have mine.  I say I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it.
well, she's back.  no thanks to you.	Where's the money, Lebowski?
brandt, give him the envelope.	Well, okay, if you've already made out the check.  Brandt is handing him a letter-sized envelope which is distended by something inside.
well sure, look at it!  young trophy wife, i mean, in the parlance of our times, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers-- and that's cool, that's cool-- but i'm saying, she needs money, and of course they're gonna say they didn't get it 'cause she wants more, man, she's gotta feed the monkey, i mean-- hasn't that ever occurred to you...? sir?	No.  No Mr. Lebowski, that had not occurred to me.
i'll tell you what i'm blathering about!  i got information--new shit has come to light and--shit, man! she kidnapped herself!	Well sure, look at it!  Young trophy wife, I mean, in the parlance of our times, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers-- and that's cool, that's cool-- but I'm saying, she needs money, and of course they're gonna say they didn't get it 'cause she wants more, man, she's gotta feed the monkey, I mean-- hasn't that ever occurred to you...? Sir?
what in god's holy name are you blathering about?	I'll tell you what I'm blathering about!  I got information--new shit has come to light and--shit, man! She kidnapped herself!
i--the royal we, you know, the editorial--i dropped off the money, exactly as per--look, i've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh--you know?	What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
what?!	I--the royal we, you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money, exactly as per--Look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh--you know?
c'mon man, who're you gonna believe? those guys are--we dropped off the damn money--	WHAT?!
well we--i don't--	They did not receive the money, you nitwit!  They  did not receive the goddamn money.  HER LIFE WAS IN YOUR HANDS!
where's my goddamn money, you bum?!	Well we--I don't--
fuckin' a.	Strong men also cry. . . Strong men also cry.
bunny lebowski. . . she is the light of my life.  are you surprised at my tears, sir?	Fuckin' A.
'scuse me?	Bunny Lebowski. . . She is the light of my life.  Are you surprised at my tears, sir?
bunny.	'Scuse me?
mind if i smoke a jay?	Bunny.
is it. . . is it, being prepared to do the right thing?  whatever the price?  isn't that what makes a man?	Sure.  That and a pair of testicles.
i don't know, sir.	Is it. . . is it, being prepared to do the right thing?  Whatever the price?  Isn't that what makes a man?
huh?	I don't know, sir.
dude.	Huh?
it's funny.  i can look back on a life of achievement, on challenges met, competitors bested, obstacles overcome.  i've accomplished more than most men, and without the use of my legs.  what. . . what makes a man, mr. lebowski?	Dude.
ah fuck it.	Sure!  Fuck it!  That's your answer! Tattoo it on your forehead!  Your answer to everything!
my wife is not the issue here. i hope that my wife will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, but if she doesn't, sir, that will be her problem, not mine, just as your rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame.  i didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman in korea took them from me but i went out and achieved anyway. i can't solve your problems, sir, only you can.	Ah fuck it.
no, look.  i do mind.  the dude minds. this will not stand, ya know, this will not stand, man.  i mean, if your wife owes--	My wife is not the issue here. I hope that my wife will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, but if she doesn't, sir, that will be her problem, not mine, just as your rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame.  I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman in Korea took them from me but I went out and achieved anyway. I can't solve your problems, sir, only you can.
but i do work, so if you don't mind--	No, look.  I do mind.  The Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this will not stand, man.  I mean, if your wife owes--
is this a--what day is this?	But I do work, so if you don't mind--
you don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday.	Is this a--what day is this?
employed?	You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday.
are you employed, sir?	Employed?
look, let me explain something. i'm not mr. lebowski;  you're mr. lebowski.  i'm the dude.  so that's what  you  call me.  that, or duder. his  dudeness.  or el duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing--	Are you employed, sir?
you're just looking for a handout like every other--are you employed, mr. lebowski?	Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski;  you're Mr. Lebowski.  I'm the Dude.  So that's what  you  call me.  That, or Duder. His  Dudeness.  Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing--
come on, man, i'm not trying to scam anybody here, i'm just--	You're just looking for a handout like every other--are you employed, Mr. Lebowski?
hello!  hello!  so every time--i just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, i have to compensate the--	Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here, I'm just--
well no, like i said, woo peed on the rug--	Hello!  Hello!  So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--
hello!  do you speak english?  parla usted inglese?  i'll say it again. did i urinate on your rug?	Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--
you mean, did you personally come and pee on my--	Hello!  Do you speak English?  Parla usted Inglese?  I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?
did i urinate on your rug?	You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--
so you know they were trying to piss on your rug--	Did I urinate on your rug?
i'll say it again, all right?  you told brandt.  he told me.  i know what happened. yes?  yes?	So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--
well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--	I'll say it again, all right?  You told Brandt.  He told me.  I know what happened. Yes?  Yes?
you told brandt on the phone, he told me.  so where do i fit in?	Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--
well sir, it's this rug i have, really tied the room together-	You told Brandt on the phone, he told me.  So where do I fit in?
shit, sorry man.	Stay away from me!  You bullies! You and these women!  You won't leave a man his fucking balls!
oh, shit.	You're bullies!  Cowards, both of you!
this guy fucking walks.  i've never been more certain of anything in my life!	Stay away from me, mister!
let me tell you something else. i've seen a lot of spinals, dude, and this guy is a fake.  a fucking goldbricker.	This guy fucking walks.  I've never been more certain of anything in my life!
i said out.  now.	Let me tell you something else. I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake.  A fucking goldbricker.
look at that fucking phony, dude! pretending to be a fucking millionaire!	I said out.  Now.
who the hell is he?	I'll tell you who I am!  I'm the guy who's gonna KICK YOUR PHONY GOLDBRICKING ASS!
you happy, you crazy fuck?	This is a league game, Smokey!
all right!  there it is!  it's fucking zero!	You happy, you crazy fuck?
you think i'm fucking around here? mark it zero!!	All right!  There it is!  It's fucking zero!
walter--	YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE? MARK IT ZERO!!
i'm not--	A world of pain.
am i wrong!?	Yeah, but I wasn't over.  Gimme the marker, Dude,  I'm marking it an eight.
yeah, but--	Am I wrong!?
bullshit. walter!	This is not Nam.  This is bowling. There are rules.
excuse me!  mark it zero.  next frame.	Bullshit. Walter!
bullshit.  eight, dude.	Excuse me!  Mark it zero.  Next frame.
over the line, smokey!  i'm sorry. that's a foul.	Bullshit.  Eight, Dude.
smokey huh?	Over the line, Smokey!  I'm sorry. That's a foul.
he's all yours. and i'm not your partner.	Someday.
he's half yours, partner.	He's all yours. And I'm not your partner.
<i>you'll</i> take him.	He's half yours, partner.
we'll take 'em in the morning.	<i>You'll</i> take him.
whatta we do about the mex?	We'll take 'em in the morning.
wanna hear something more impressive? my first twenty fights were stumblebums handpicked by my manager. my girlfriend saw you fight a couple times over at the olympic. says maybe you <i>could</i> take me.	Whatta we do about the Mex?
impressive.	Wanna hear something more impressive? My first twenty fights were stumblebums handpicked by my manager. My girlfriend saw you fight a couple times over at the Olympic. Says maybe you <i>could</i> take me.
tom here's my ninth hard felon of the month. six weeks he'll be sucking gas. in three years i'll be working central warrants. jewboy deputy d.a. over there wets his pants for fighters. promised me the next spot he can wangle.	Impressive.
i came all the way down here same as you did.  keep from gettin' killed. happened to see those jarheads beatin' on a good collar--  habla ingles, tomas?	Tom here's my ninth hard felon of the month. Six weeks he'll be sucking gas. In three years I'll be working Central Warrants. Jewboy Deputy D.A. over there wets his pants for fighters. Promised me the next spot he can wangle.
you come all the way down here to roust--	I came all the way down here same as you did.  Keep from gettin' killed. Happened to see those jarheads beatin' on a good collar--  Habla Ingles, Tomas?
what do you want me to do?	I want to see the sun rise.
how does it look?	Not good.
it means "bloodbrother."	I don't understand.
you're hurting me.	Pain cuts the deepest, isn't that what you said?
i am a hunter.  a weapon.  it's what i do.  it's in my blood.	Well it's in mine, too.  I'm a pureblood.  I wasn't turned.  I was born this way.  Just like you.  Am I evil because I want to survive?  What about a wolf?  What about any predator?
why do you hate us so much?	I am a hunter.  A weapon.  It's what I do.  It's in my blood.
if that's true, then why'd you save me?	Why do you hate us so much?
get real.  i was useful to damaskinos as long as the hunt was still on.  now that it's over, all bets are off.	If that's true, then why'd you save me?
it doesn't have to be like that.  we don't have to be enemies.	Get real.  I was useful to Damaskinos as long as the hunt was still on.  Now that it's over, all bets are off.
because one of us is going to kill the other before this ends.	It doesn't have to be like that.  We don't have to be enemies.
why?	Because one of us is going to kill the other before this ends.
you don't want to go there.	Why?
i wouldn't read too much into it.	You don't want to go there.
it would've been easy for you to let me die back there today, but you didn't.	I wouldn't read too much into it.
for what?	It would've been easy for you to let me die back there today, but you didn't.
thank you.	For what?
i don't think so.	Thank you.
anyone else make it?	I don't think so.
"each day is a little life.  every waking and rising a little birth, every fresh morning a little youth, every going to rest and sleep a little death."	Anyone else make it?
what?	"Each day is a little life.  Every waking and rising a little birth, every fresh morning a little youth, every going to rest and sleep a little death."
each day is a little life.	What?
blade.	Save it.  I don't want to hear your words.  Let's do this NOW!!!
blade.  we've got six reapers.  they're all dead.	Fry 'em.
you don't have to hunt to do it.	Really?  What are we supposed to do, then?  Starve ourselves because we fee on others in order to live?  What about that scumbag you just let off the hook? A nothing.  A drug-dealer.  How do you justify saving people like that?
he's right about one thing.  we do have to survive.	You don't have to hunt to do it.
like cancer with a purpose.	Exactly.  Look at the digestive system. It's been drastically simplified.  Super charged.  And this --
i've never seen anything like this.  the reapers are as different from us as we are from you.  it's almost as if the virus is re-wiring their bodies, creating new, parasitic organs which consume the old ones.	Like cancer with a purpose.
if that's true, what about nomak?  he's been alive longer than the others.	Nomak's different.  He's the carrier.  There's something driving him beyond the Thirst.  Something we're missing.
no hemoglobin left. their metabolisms are too fast.  they burn out.  that's why they're having to feed so often.  their systems are self destructing.	If that's true, what about Nomak?  He's been alive longer than the others.
time.	No hemoglobin left. Their metabolisms are too fast.  They burn out.  That's why they're having to feed so often.  Their systems are self destructing.
right.  so why is he dying?  he doesn't appear to have any broken bones, no entry wounds of any kind -- what's killing him?	Time.
which means he turned about seventy-two hours ago.	Right.  So why is he dying?  He doesn't appear to have any broken bones, no entry wounds of any kind -- what's killing him?
from the surveillance footage in the bloodbank.  he was one of the guard's nomak attacked.	Which means he turned about seventy-two hours ago.
recognize him?	From the surveillance footage in the bloodbank.  He was one of the guard's Nomak attacked.
how long since he was bitten?	Minutes.
he escaped.  you didn't tell me they were immune to silver and garlic.	I didn't know.
what about nomak?	He escaped.  You didn't tell me they were immune to silver and garlic.
i'll heal.	What about Nomak?
you're hurt.	I'll heal.
what was that?	Nothing.
what is it with you people and pain?	We need it.  Sensations are addictive and pain cuts the deepest.  Tattoos, piercings, tribal scarring -- because we regenerate, none of it's permanent.  So we have to take it to the next level. To remind us we're alive.
this is our world you're entering.  you may see things -- feeding.  just remember why you're here.	I haven't forgotten.
where to first?	The House of Pain.
what the hell are you doing, blade?	We're going to be working as a unit, you people will be taking orders from me.  So let's get it over with.  I'll give you a free shot, Reinhardt.
you've been training two years to take me out.  here i am, the big, bad vampire hunter.  so do it.	What the hell are you doing, Blade?
then they weren't created to go after your "patient zero".	No.  They've been training to hunt you.
two years.	Then they weren't created to go after your "patient zero".
seems like he's doing me a favor, then.	You're missing the point.  Their vampire victims don't die.  They turn.  They become carriers.  If the Reapers continue unchecked, there could be thousands of them before the month is over.  Do the math.
why?	Survival.
what?	They tell bedtime stories about you. Blade the big, bad boogie-man.  Frankly, I'm disappointed.  That you were willing to come along so easily, I mean.  Without any assurances.
come on, blade.  talk to me!	Blood...
i did some checking on that carter stevens character.  that familiar of theirs who claimed he was with the nih? turns out he used to work for them, but he doesn't anymore.	Then who does he work for?
why don't you ask your girlfriend?	I did some checking on that Carter Stevens character.  That familiar of theirs who claimed he was with the NIH? Turns out he used to work for them, but he doesn't anymore.
what's your problem, whistler?	Why don't you ask your girlfriend?
where the hell have you been?	Just out connecting a few dots.
your security's for shit, kid.	Where the hell have you been?
eau de suckhead.  tasty.	We'll split into three units.  First team that makes contact wins the prize. Try to maintain radio silence from here on out.
what the hell is that supposed to mean?	It means I'm starting to wonder if the vampires still have their hooks in you. You've been acting strange ever since I gave you the cure.  Reckless, quick to anger --  You said it yourself, Whistler.  Those vampires knew our defense system backwards and forwards.  Where'd they get their intel?
pretty hollow words coming from a man who spent the last year running with the enemy.	What the hell is that supposed to mean?
i am worrying.  seems to me, you're starting to get confused as to which side of the line you're standing on.	Pretty hollow words coming from a man who spent the last year running with the enemy.
i wouldn't worry about it.	I am worrying.  Seems to me, you're starting to get confused as to which side of the line you're standing on.
you ask me, you and miss muffet are getting a mite too cozy for my taste.	I wouldn't worry about it.
where were you, whistler?	I'll show you.
i thought you were supposed to be watching our backs.	Ran into a little Reaper trouble myself.
i don't like it.	I'm not giving you a choice, old man.
he's right.  they'll smell that you're human.  stay here, watch our backs.	I don't like it.
what do you really think?	These guys are shitting bricks cause they're no longer on the top of the food chain.  They're going to fuck us the first chance they get.
sounds like a plan.	What do you really think?
what do you think?	Sounds like a plan.
i agree.  we play along for now, we might wind up learning something about how their world ticks.	Either that or feeding the worms.
let's just hope you've kicked the thirst for good.  i'll be watching you close. you start to back-slide --	You put a bullet in my brain.  Wouldn't expect anything else.
took you long enough.	Let's just hope you've kicked the Thirst for good.  I'll be watching you close. You start to back-slide --
did you think i wouldn't?	Took you long enough.
you came back for me.	Did you think I wouldn't?
like a fucking heifer took a dump in my mouth.	You came back for me.
how do you feel?	Like a fucking heifer took a dump in my mouth.
thought you were dead.	Seems like there's a lot of that going around these days.
put it back in park, blade.	Thought you were dead.
so?	So I think you people may have underestimated how many Reapers you're dealing with.
must be hundreds of these skeletons here.	So?
spare me the race card, oj.  we're not going out into the sun.  it's too risky.	You don't have a choice.  You're just going to have to protect yourselves as best you can.
look, i care about the humans who are dying, not you, got it?	Spare me the race card, OJ.  We're not going out into the sun.  It's too risky.
and so will we.	Look, I care about the humans who are dying, not you, got it?
and why is that?	Revenge.  That's what Nomak wanted all along.  To pay back the people who created him.
too bad you're out of it.	And why is that?
true, but thanks to you, we know his weakness.  we can keep him contained. it's just a matter of time before we hunt him down.	Too bad you're out of it.
the genetic material you spliced into nomak --  where did you get it?	I should think that would be obvious at this point.
you want me to hunt them for you.	Not alone.
it has been said, you may have enemies whom you hate, but not enemies whom you despise.  be proud of your enemy: then his success shall be yours, too.  in that regard, i should thank you.	For what?
so that's down and dirty.  got anything to say for yourself?	Two things.  One, I was on to you the moment they turned you.  And two --  I switched that dud of yours back with the real one.
kiss your ass goodbye, reinhardt.	You're wasting your time, Blade.  The flechette's a dud.
nomak?	He wants us to know he's hunting us now.
he was here.  watching us.	Nomak?
what's going on?	He was here.  Watching us.
so you're going to do this?	Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.  Isn't that how the saying goes?
motion sensors.  looks like zone three.	Human?
gonna try and od whistler on a retroviral cure.	I don't know about this, man --
ultra-rapid detox.  they use it on heroin addicts, make 'em go cold-turkey in one night.	Gonna try and OD Whistler on a retroviral cure.
you got something in mind, blade?	Ultra-rapid detox.  They use it on heroin addicts, make 'em go cold-turkey in one night.
what the fuck you doing?	Ain't nobody here but you and me, chicken wing.  I'd say this is as good a time as any to settle up.
we want to attract them, not scare them off.	Yeah, but you fangs can see in the dark. What am I supposed to do?
listen, hillbilly, you are a cunt-hair away from cowboy heaven.	Ain't no thing but a chicken wing, buttercup.
you need to ratchet those 'nads of yours down a few notches, paco.	Listen, hillbilly, you are a cunt-hair away from cowboy heaven.
oh yeah?  like how little?  in case you hadn't noticed, we lost two men while you were out farting around.	You need to ratchet those 'nads of yours down a few notches, paco.
getting your attention, paco.	Well you've got it, warmblood.  Now what the fuck are you gonna do with it?
hey, hey!  the fuck you doing?!	Getting your attention, Paco.
are you insane?  he'll kill us both!	Maybe it's better that way.
we're locked in.	Are you insane?  He'll kill us both!
from his father, of course.	You experimented on your own, son?
nomak said something to blade in greek. athelfiki singenia ex amato.  where did he learn that?	From his father, of course.
i would hate to think you were losing your perspective.  who do you think god favors in the web?  the spider or the fly?	Nomak said something to Blade in Greek. Athelfiki singenia ex amato.  Where did he learn that?
his name is jared nomak.	Thiavolos, as we used to say in Greece. The Devil.  Pure Thirst.  Nothing more. He was born a vampire, but he is an anomaly.  Like you.  Unlike the rest of us, however, he feeds on not just humans, but vampires as well.
you worry too much, stevens.  i have assurance from our friend inside that events are unfolding as scripted.	As scripted?  You've already lost two of your own.  How many more are you willing to sacrifice?
no.  this is a dangerous game, you're playing, damaskinos.	Any game worthy of being played is.  One must be patient.  In this way, I have outlived my enemies.  All of them.
an inevitability, i suppose.  nyssa was not among them, i trust.	No.  This is a dangerous game, you're playing, Damaskinos.
two so far.	An inevitability, I suppose.  Nyssa was not among them, I trust.
any casualties?	Two so far.
they've made contact with the reapers.	Any casualties?
yes?	They've made contact with the Reapers.
your blood has a very rare phenotype, one that's quite valuable to people like us.	Us?  What are you talking about?
no --  does that mean i can't be a donor?	It depends.  We came up with some unusual results on your blood test.
nobody to call in case of an emergency?	No --  Does that mean I can't be a donor?
not that i'm in contact with.	Nobody to call in case of an emergency?
i see from your questionnaire that you don't have any immediate next of kin?	Not that I'm in contact with.
you little shit.  when did they get to you?	Back when Blade had me hunting down your puckered old ass.  What's up with your hair, anyway?  Fucking Willie Nelson look-a-like?
yeah, your little cootchie knew.	You little shit.  When did they get to you?
what about you?  you're not coming?	After last night?  Dude, I'm a lover, not a fighter.
pretty.	I was backpacking.  Hooked up with these two chicks who were off to see the Burning Man festival.  We were gonna take "E", have ourselves a little freeball out in the desert.  You know the riff, "Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but --"
blade doesn't talk about anything much.  what about you, though?	Pretty.
blade doesn't talk about the old days much.	Blade doesn't talk about anything much.  What about you, though?
going on twenty years now.	Blade doesn't talk about the old days much.
so how long have you known blade, anyway?	Going on twenty years now.
nope.  back then we did not.	So how long have you known Blade, anyway?
yeah, but you didn't have the scudster working on it, did you?	Nope.  Back then we did not.
you're wasting your time, already been tried.	Yeah, but you didn't have the Scudster working on it, did you?
tweaked the phosphor rod, modified the collimated beam, wanna concentrate the light, get something like a uv laser going.	You're wasting your time, already been tried.
the hell are you fiddling with there?	Tweaked the phosphor rod, modified the collimated beam, wanna concentrate the light, get something like a UV laser going.
this whole deal's giving me a serious case of the butt-willies.	Look, kid, they obviously found your base of operations.  If it was a trap, why flip their dicks by announcing themselves?
hey, you think i don't know what's at stake here?  we practically compromised our whole operation to save your puckered old ass!  and for what?	Our operation?!  Our operation?!  I built this operation, you fucking turd stain.
where'd you dig up this shit-bird anyway?	Look, what's your problem?
and you'll burn the damn thing out before your next fucking oil change.	Where'd you dig up this shit-bird anyway?
fuck yeah.  whole package'll crank this betty up another three-hundred horsepower.	And you'll burn the damn thing out before your next fucking oil change.
gave it a more aggressive exhaust profile ramping.	Fuck yeah.  Whole package'll crank this betty up another three-hundred horsepower.
the pimp-mobile?  just made a few after market modifications.  nitrous-oxide injection system, forged aluminum pistons and crankshaft, higher flowing fuel pump.	Gave it a more aggressive exhaust profile ramping.
whatever --  what'd you do to the charger?	The pimp-mobile?  Just made a few after market modifications.  Nitrous-oxide injection system, forged aluminum pistons and crankshaft, higher flowing fuel pump.
scud.	Whatever --  What'd you do to the Charger?
tell me something, skid --	Scud.
whistler, i --	I know.  Just be quick about it, will you? Do it right.
listen. you have to -- finish me off. you don't want me coming back.	No, we can treat the wounds --
don't try to talk --	Listen. You have to -- finish me off. You don't want me coming back.
going somewhere?	China Town. I need more serum.  What's all this?
what took you so long?	Don't even start, old man.
get in. youre leaving.	Wait.
maybe not. i did some checking, she's a hematologist. knowledge like that might come in handy.	It's not worth the risk. We can't trust her.
stupidity.	Maybe not. I did some checking, she's a hematologist. Knowledge like that might come in handy.
i had to increase the dose. you're building up a resistance to the serum --	Just do it, old man.
you should've killed her, then.	She hasn't turned yet.  You can help her.
she's been bitten.	You should've killed her, then.
are we bringing home strays now?	She's been bitten.
whistler!	Are we bringing home strays now?
you're too human, blade.	It's because I'm human that I can do this.
you're wrong -- a few minutes more, and my transition will be complete. even your sword won't be able to affect me then.	You don't have a few minutes, Frost.
guess you're not quite as invulnerable as you thought.	You're wrong -- a few minutes more, and my transition will be complete. Even your sword won't be able to affect me then.
who dies first?	Take him.
frost!!!	Who dies first?
no longer.	Frost!!!
you're not going anywhere.	Watch me.
pass.	You sure now? I bled a newborn for this. You won't find a drink that's sweeter.
the pause that refreshes --  care for some? smells good, doesn't it? pungent, with just an irrepressible hint of iron.	Pass.
you're wrong.	Am I? You think the humans will ever accept a half-breed like you? They can't. They're afraid of you.  The humans fear us because we're superior. They fear us because in their hearts they know their race has become obsolete.
oh, so it's back to pretending we're human again, is it? spare me the uncle tom routine. you can't keep denying what you are. you're one of us, blade. you always have been.	You're wrong.
maybe i don't see it that way.	Oh, so it's back to pretending we're human again, is it? Spare me the Uncle Tom routine. You can't keep denying what you are. You're one of us, Blade. You always have been.
why not? the future of our race runs through your bloodstream. you've got the best of both worlds, blade. all of our strengths and none of our weaknesses.	Maybe I don't see it that way.
i don't buy it.	Why not? The future of our race runs through your bloodstream. You've got the best of both worlds, Blade. All of our strengths and none of our weaknesses.
it's not very effective in direct sunlight, but it's a start. the goal, of course, is to be like you, "the day-walker".	I don't buy it.
i dabble in pharmaceuticals, medical research. we've developed a type of sun-blocker using octyl salicylate, a few others things.	It's not very effective in direct sunlight, but it's a start. The goal, of course, is to be like you, "the Day-walker".
how can you be out here?	I dabble in pharmaceuticals, medical research. We've developed a type of sun-blocker using octyl salicylate, a few others things.
beautiful day, isn't it?	How can you be out here?
but i just got here --	You've been here longer than you think.
i am tired. dawn is coming.	But I just got here --
yes. the vampire apocalypse. it is said that all who feel its taint will succumb to the thirst.	How do I stop it?
"the blood tide".	Yes. The vampire apocalypse. It is said that all who feel its taint will succumb to the Thirst.
the day walker's blood is a disparador -- a trigger, you see? for lamagra's return. one need only consume it and the spirit of his ancestors will settle upon him.  "and the sleeper will rise from the shadows anew, cleansing the world in a tide of blood."	"The Blood Tide".
who is lamagra?	The vampire God. This speaks of His return.
this is an old tongue, from an old world. it concerns lamagra.	Who is LaMagra?
i didn't come here to get my palms read. i need something translated.	Show me.
hold out your hands.	I didn't come here to get my palms read. I need something translated.
you're blind --	There are other ways to see. Sit.
is something wrong, my friend?	You're blind --
i never imagined i'd be so happy to see the sun rise --  it's over, isn't it?	For them. But for me --
i can't -- i won't be able to stop --	Yes you will. The human side of you is stronger. I know it is.
it's the only way. you know that. we'll never get out of here alive if you don't.	I can't -- I won't be able to stop --
no --	It's the only way. You know that. We'll never get out of here alive if you don't.
i know. take some of my blood.	No --
-- tearing me -- apart.	I know. Take some of my blood.
you don't understand. the thirst --	-- tearing me -- apart.
i'm not leaving without you.	You don't understand. The Thirst --
get out of here --	I'm not leaving without you.
it won't work on you.	What are you talking about?
we get out of this alive, maybe i'll take that miracle cure of yours.	It won't work on you.
is it bad?	We get out of this alive, maybe I'll take that miracle cure of yours.
i don't know. i woke up just before you did --	Is it bad?
how long have we been driving?	I don't know. I woke up just before you did --
i've been better --	How long have we been driving?
are you all right?	I've been better --
for what it's worth, i'm sorry.	You make it sound like I'm already dead.
you don't look so good.	I'm just tired, that's all. We've been up all night.
some. it's been slow --	You don't look so good.
any progress?	Some. It's been slow --
my mother used to say that a cold heart is a dead heart.	Your mother sounds like a Hallmark greeting card.
we've got a good arrangement, that's all. whistler makes the weapons, i use them, the vampires die -- end of story.	My mother used to say that a cold heart is a dead heart.
you care about him, don't you?	We've got a good arrangement, that's all. Whistler makes the weapons, I use them, the vampires die -- end of story.
cancer.	You care about him, don't you?
is he sick?	Cancer.
i made a trip to the hospital last night, borrowed some equipment.	For your miracle cure?
just get out of here.	Blade --
if you're not human, then why do you bleed like us? i've seen vampire blood, you don't have it running through your veins.	Just get out of here.
i do. i remember from day one. people staring at me, sensing i was different. watching the fear grow in their eyes, knowing in their hearts i wasn't human.	If you're not human, then why do you bleed like us? I've seen vampire blood, you don't have it running through your veins.
those aren't real memories. no one has that kind of recall.	I do. I remember from day one. People staring at me, sensing I was different. Watching the fear grow in their eyes, knowing in their hearts I wasn't human.
i can't close my eyes without hearing her scream.	Those aren't real memories. No one has that kind of recall.
it's dark in here.	You get used to the darkness.
what am i injecting you with?	Serum -- it's a human hemoglobin substitute.
you're hurt --	Nothing that won't heal by dawn.
isn't this all a little high-tech? i thought vampires were more into cobwebs and coffins.	You've been watching too much TV. They've got their claws sunk into everything -- finance, real estate, politics. Probably own half of Downtown.
some kind of archive --	Isn't this all a little high-tech? I thought vampires were more into cobwebs and coffins.
what is this place?	Some kind of archive --
like what?	Like me.
there are worse things than vampires out there.	Like what?
so many of them -- i still can't believe they're real.	There are worse things than vampires out there.
how can you tell?	The way they move, they way they smell --
looks like we hit pay-dirt. this place is crawling with them.  see the valets over there? they're vampires. so is the doorman.	How can you tell?
you let him go --  an hour ago you were ready to kill a man for less, this one didn't even talk.	He will.
i know this place -- it's a blood bank.	Owned by vampires. There's one of these in every major city, and just like Domino's, they always deliver.  You telling me you're ready to walk through that door?
graffiti --	Look closer.
what do you see here?	Graffiti --
what are you looking at?	What do you see here?
you don't know that.	What are you looking at?
there is no cure.	You don't know that.
look, if what you say is true, if there's a chance i could turn into one of them, then i've got no choice, do i? i have to work with you. i need to learn everything i can about them. it's the only way i'll be able to find a cure for myself.	There is no cure.
you can't do this, he's human, it's murder.	It's war, now get the fuck out of the way!
preventive medicine.	You can't do this, he's human, it's murder.
what are you doing?!	Preventive medicine.
and that's a good thing?	For some. Live forever, never get old. The ultimate high.
because they're vampire wanna-bes. if they're loyal, if they prove themselves, then their masters will turn them.	And that's a good thing?
why in god's name would anyone want to work for them?	Because they're vampire wanna-bes. If they're loyal, if they prove themselves, then their masters will turn them.
that's a glyph, kind of like a vampire cattle brand. that means officer friendly here is someone's property. any of the other vampire's try to bleed him, they'll have to answer to friendly's owner --  this glyph belongs to deacon frost. we've been tracking him for a while now --	Why in God's name would anyone want to work for them?
he's a familiar. a human who works for the vampires. see this mark?	That's a glyph, kind of like a vampire cattle brand. That means Officer Friendly here is someone's property. Any of the other vampire's try to bleed him, they'll have to answer to Friendly's owner --  This glyph belongs to Deacon Frost. We've been tracking him for a while now --
but he's a policeman --	He's a familiar. A human who works for the vampires. See this mark?
he didn't. get over it.	But he's a policeman --
but, he could've --	He didn't. Get over it.
it worked, didn't it?	But, he could've --
you used me as bait?!	It worked, didn't it?
figured they'd send someone after you. thought i'd wait around and see who showed up.	You used me as bait?!
how did you know?	Figured they'd send someone after you. Thought I'd wait around and see who showed up.
do it. you'll be dead before you can file the complaint.	That's ridiculous! No one's that powerful.
i can go to the police. i have blood samples back at the hospital. i can show them.	Do it. You'll be dead before you can file the complaint.
i can't just leave. i have a life here, a career --	Not anymore. You've seen one of them. You won't be allowed to live after that.
i don't care what you believe. i saved your life once, i don't plan on making a habit of it. you want my advice, you'll be out of the city by nightfall. if you're stupid enough to stay, that's your business.	I can't just leave. I have a life here, a career --
and you honestly expect me to believe all this?	I don't care what you believe. I saved your life once, I don't plan on making a habit of it. You want my advice, you'll be out of the city by nightfall. If you're stupid enough to stay, that's your business.
because you're tainted. the venom's still inside you. you could still turn on us.	What happens then?
why?	Because you're tainted. The venom's still inside you. You could still turn on us.
-- he's a vampire.	You're joking --
you shouldn't be here.	I'm sorry, I --
maybe it's time to start exploring other alternatives.	There's only one alternative to the serum.
i was afraid that might happen.	Maybe it's time to start exploring other alternatives.
whistler says i'm building up a resistance to it.	I was afraid that might happen.
i was in the neighborhood.	Whistler says I'm building up a resistance to it.
you're a week early.	I was in the neighborhood.
how's it going, kam?	You're a week early.
i don't believe that.	You will. Time is on our side. Sooner or later, the Thirst always wins.
i wish you could see the world as i do. deacon opened my eyes. there's no turning back from that.	I don't believe that.
you don't understand. i've killed, i've hunted, and i've enjoyed it.	I wish you could see the world as I do. Deacon opened my eyes. There's no turning back from that.
you don't have to be.	You don't understand. I've killed, I've hunted, and I've enjoyed it.
these are my people now. i'm one of them.	You don't have to be.
how could you be a part of this?	These are my people now. I'm one of them.
please --	Listen to your father, Jason. It's going to be a better world.
deacon brought me back.	Fight him --
but you -- died --	Deacon brought me back.
-- but then i remember what an ass-hole you were and i'm snapped back to reality.	Jesus, Karen, you're breaking my heart here --
sometimes --	-- but then I remember what an ass-hole you were and I'm snapped back to reality.
tell me something, honestly, you ever have second thoughts about us?	Sometimes --
he looks different now, burns are less extreme, some of these wounds have closed up --	Tell me something, honestly, you ever have second thoughts about us?
what?	He looks different now, burns are less extreme, some of these wounds have closed up --
that's weird --	What?
just the blood sample from the pericardial sac.	That's weird --
you haven't started in on the internal organs?	Just the blood sample from the pericardial sac.
no problem.	You haven't started in on the internal organs?
five minutes, not a second more. and i don't want to hear a word about "us".	No problem.
this is purely professional curiosity, karen, i swear.	Five minutes, not a second more. And I don't want to hear a word about "us".
i thought you promised to give me some distance?	This is purely professional curiosity, Karen, I swear.
it's not a joke. i've got the stiff sitting in the morgue right now -- look, just come up and see him, okay? five minutes, that's all i ask.	I thought you promised to give me some distance?
curtis, it's three in the morning. i'm really not in the mood for one of your practical jokes.	It's not a joke. I've got the stiff sitting in the morgue right now -- look, just come up and see him, okay? Five minutes, that's all I ask.
the red blood cells are biconvex, which is theoretically impossible. they're hypochromic, there's virtually no hemoglobin in them.  look at the pmns, they're binucleated, they should be mononucleated.	What about the chemistry panel?
i don't know --  look at this blood smear --	The red blood cells are biconvex, which is theoretically impossible. They're hypochromic, there's virtually no hemoglobin in them.  Look at the PMNs, they're binucleated, they should be mononucleated.
then what is it?	I don't know --  Look at this blood smear --
this isn't human blood.	Then what is it?
how do you like that? right on time.	The other elders will never let you get away with this!
you're wasting your time, frost. far greater scholars than you have tried to decipher these words. whatever secrets they hold have been lost.	Perhaps.
please. you and the other elders wouldn't know what to do with these texts if your lives depended on it.  which, of course, they do.	You're wasting your time, Frost. Far greater scholars than you have tried to decipher these words. Whatever secrets they hold have been lost.
these archives are restricted to members of the house of erebus.	Please. You and the other Elders wouldn't know what to do with these texts if your lives depended on it.  Which, of course, they do.
the shadows suit us, frost. we've existed this way for thousands of years. who are you to challenge our ways?	Someone who's sick of living off scraps. The coming age belongs to us, not the humans!  When the final war between our races comes, who do you want leading the charge?
study him. unlock the secrets of his dna. he's the key we've been looking for.	He is an abomination!
i see. and what would you have us do with this "half-breed"?	Study him. Unlock the secrets of his DNA. He's the key we've been looking for.
why should i respect something which has outlived its purpose?	I see. And what would you have us do with this "half-breed"?
deacon frost. you refuse to speak our language, you insult the house of erebus by using the humans' gutter-tongue, have you no respect for tradition?	Why should I respect something which has outlived its purpose?
the day walker represents a unique opportunity. we'd be fools to waste it by killing him.	Deacon Frost. You refuse to speak our language, you insult the House of Erebus by using the humans' gutter-tongue, have you no respect for tradition?
you're wrong, dragonetti.	The Day Walker represents a unique opportunity. We'd be fools to waste it by killing him.
blade. once again, our interests have fallen victim to his ridiculous crusade. he must be destroyed.	You're wrong, Dragonetti.
i was wrong about you, blade. you were never one of us. you're a traitor to your race.	Get away from him!
blade --	You're wasting your breath, woman. He can't hear you now. It's the Thirst, you see? It already has him in its grip.
you're a monster.	Why? Because we live at another species' expense? Your people farm cattle and veal, don't they? Fattening them up with steroids? It's called evolution, Doctor. Survival of the fittest.
but you use blood banks --	Only as a last resort. Preserved blood is inferior. There's no flavor left to it, no life.  Fortunately, I've found a way around that particular obstacle.
what makes you think we want to be cured? blood is only part of the equation. the hunt, the killing, that's what the thirst is really about.	But you use blood banks --
there's no need for any of this. your condition can be treated. whistler and i were working on a cure when --	What makes you think we want to be cured? Blood is only part of the equation. The hunt, the killing, that's what the Thirst is really about.
who better to usher in the blood tide?	There's no need for any of this. Your condition can be treated. Whistler and I were working on a cure when --
you.	Who better to usher in the Blood Tide?
lamagra isn't a physical being. he's a spirit, requiring a flesh and blood host in order to manifest himself.	You.
that's right. the answers were there all along, of course, scribbled down in the forgotten languages of my kind. waiting for someone with the patience to decipher them. my elders were foolish enough to dismiss them as wives tales. but i knew better.  imagine my surprise when blade turned out to be the key which would set that force free.	LaMagra isn't a physical being. He's a spirit, requiring a flesh and blood host in order to manifest himself.
lamagra --	That's right. The answers were there all along, of course, scribbled down in the forgotten languages of my kind. Waiting for someone with the patience to decipher them. My elders were foolish enough to dismiss them as wives tales. But I knew better.  Imagine my surprise when Blade turned out to be the key which would set that force free.
the blood tide. our long-prophesied holy war against the humans. there's a force, you see -- a spirit that exists in our blood. i've discovered a way to invoke it.	LaMagra --
what happens then?	The Blood Tide. Our long-prophesied holy war against the humans. There's a force, you see -- a spirit that exists in our blood. I've discovered a way to invoke it.
a few thousand scattered about the globe. in the past, we've had to restrict our numbers for fear of discovery. that won't be necessary after tonight.	What happens then?
how many of you are there?	A few thousand scattered about the globe. In the past, we've had to restrict our numbers for fear of discovery. That won't be necessary after tonight.
what happened to the power?	I don't know, but the back-up generator should've kicked in.
then we're back to square one, aren't we? sooner or later, the thirst always wins.	What happened to the power?
on me, yes. on blade, i'm not so sure --  the problem is, blade didn't contract the vampire virus from a bite like i did. he was born with it. the irony is, i could probably cure every vampire but him.	Then we're back to square one, aren't we? Sooner or later, the Thirst always wins.
how?	With a retrovirus. It's injected into the bone marrow cells, it causes the host's DNA to mutate. They've been using them to treat Sickle-cell anemia.
basically you'd have to re-write the victim's dna, alter it so that the dna will produce proteins capable of generating hemoglobin.	How?
their own blood can't sustain hemoglobin.	Then vampirism is a genetic defect, just like Hemolytic anemia?
all right, let's start with the basics -- why do vampires need to drink blood?	Their own blood can't sustain hemoglobin.
i wouldn't go in there if i were you. it's best to leave him alone when he's like this.	I'll take my chances.
frost's bodycount keeps rising, and i'm not getting any younger, am i?	I wouldn't go in there if I were you. It's best to leave him alone when he's like this.
and now you're using blade to exact your revenge?	Frost's bodycount keeps rising, and I'm not getting any younger, am I?
i didn't. he was cruel enough to let me live.  even gave me a souvenir to remember him by.	And now you're using Blade to exact your revenge?
how did you escape?	I didn't. He was cruel enough to let me live.  Even gave me a souvenir to remember him by.
eventually. he toyed with them first. he made me choose, do you understand? which order they would die in --	How did you escape?
he killed them?	Eventually. He toyed with them first. He made me choose, do you understand? Which order they would die in --
i had a family once -- a wife, three daughters. then a drifter named deacon frost came calling one evening --	He killed them?
habit, mostly, just like this.	I had a family once -- a wife, three daughters. Then a drifter named Deacon Frost came calling one evening --
why do you hunt them?	Habit, mostly, just like this.
no offense, whistler, but you're not exactly working with state of the art equipment here. you might have missed something.	Which is why you're here. We could use someone with your experience.
the thirst overcomes him, just like the others. it's not something he can control.  the problem is, time's running out. his body's starting to reject the serum. and so far, all my efforts to find a cure have ended in failure --	No offense, Whistler, but you're not exactly working with state of the art equipment here. You might have missed something.
what happens if he doesn't take the serum?	The Thirst overcomes him, just like the others. It's not something he can control.  The problem is, time's running out. His body's starting to reject the serum. And so far, all my efforts to find a cure have ended in failure --
blade's unique, you know. a one in a billion anomaly. he can withstand sunlight, garlic, even silver. but he still has the thirst.	What happens if he doesn't take the serum?
why didn't you tell me the truth about him?	We weren't sure we could trust you.
whistler!	Go on, I'll be fine!
you've been listening in the whole time?	You think I'd let him run loose without a chaperone? Blade ferrets their rat-holes out, I map them. Then we blow them all to kingdom come.
we keep in radio contact.	You've been listening in the whole time?
so that's it? you guys just patch me up and send me on my way?	There is one other thing. I'd buy yourself a gun if I were you. If you start becoming sensitive to the daylight, if you start becoming thirsty regardless of much you've had to drink -- then I suggest you take that gun and use it on yourself. Better that, than the alternative.
consider it a parting gift. vampire mace -- silver nitrate, essence of garlic.	So that's it? You guys just patch me up and send me on my way?
so what do you use, then? a stake?	Some of the old wives' tales are true -- they're severely allergic to silver, various types of wood. Feed them garlic and they'll go into anaphylactic shock --
who are you people?	My name is Abraham Whistler.  This is Blade. As for our little homunculus here --
what -- ?	You've been bitten by a vampire. We've got to try and burn out the venom, just like a rattlesnake bite --
bullshit! talk!	Nick!!
please! please...? i haven't done anything.	Bullshit! Talk!
--jamie kurth, jonathan edmunds--	--my God, Nick???
you killed domini, didn't you, witch??	I'm not a witch, you're all crazy!
no.	Closer.
closer. lift the lid and look-- it hurts.	No.
not that i can see.	Closer. Lift the lid and look-- it hurts.
my eye, is there something in my eye?	Not that I can see.
what, are you alright?	My eye, is there something in my eye?
--anna--	What, are you alright?
don't know--just that she was afraid--	--Anna--
what happened to her, where did she go?	Don't know--just that she was afraid--
a coward too. that's why she had to go.	What happened to her, where did she go?
what do you mean?	A coward too. That's why she had to go.
--bad boys, mean boys, <u>cowardly</u> boys--just like domini.	What do you mean?
try, please, anna--	--bad boys, mean boys, <u>cowardly</u> boys--just like Domini.
i don't...i don't understand them myself.	Try, please, Anna--
i need you to talk to me, talk to me about the dreams--about james, the other boys.	I don't...I don't understand them myself.
'give you a hand. i think my sleep for the night just ended.	Join the club.
why don't you just cut it down and count the goddamn rings--who <u>cares</u>?	Because it means the tree is older than the house.
--or incredibly fucking naive.	Hey, folklore--
--and if she ever did--	--which she may have--
--stop it! stop talking about it! i'm gonna freak!	I just wanna go <u>home</u>.
her father's sheriff of taos county.	Sometimes. Where are we going?
inside the grave?	To stand up--I'm exhausted. Been on the road since yesterday.
trying to find the energy.	Inside the grave?
what're you doing there?	Trying to find the energy.
yes.	What're you doing there?
domini?	Yes.
let's talk to your husband--	--he's not my husband!
--i'm not staying here!	Let's talk to your husband--
mrs. leavitt--	--I'm not staying here!
no!	Mrs. Leavitt--
i guess--	No!
look, this is not my field of expertise. you seem stabilized, but why take any chances? let's keep you overnight and have the staff obstetrician do a follow-up tomorrow.	I guess--
something was wrong.	Look, this is not my field of expertise. You seem stabilized, but why take any chances? Let's keep you overnight and have the Staff obstetrician do a follow-up tomorrow.
--doubtful, mrs. leavitt. the main thing to remember is, whatever the reason, it was for the best-- it meant something was wrong.	Something was wrong.
i was out hiking, camping the past two days--that's what did it--<u>i</u> killed it--	--doubtful, Mrs. Leavitt. The main thing to remember is, whatever the reason, it was for the best-- it meant something was wrong.
any number of reasons--pick one, it's as good as the other.	I was out hiking, camping the past two days--that's what did it--<u>I</u> killed it--
why?	Any number of reasons--pick one, it's as good as the other.
hang you like the witch you are, unless--	--Nick!!
--the witch kills children--	I haven't killed any--
looks like business is booming.	There's some stuff that's hard to part with. Editing's stuff's up there--
that's a joke?	That's its name. A pastoral glade gamboling with crackheads and homeless and averaging at least one homicide a week.
druid hill park.	That's a joke?
you can be goddamn sure, though, i'm going to be looking at every second of 'em when i get back to baltimore--i get proof who stole my shit and i call the cops!	We're ticketed to fly back from Baltimore, anyway.
oh, sorry, right.	You can be goddamn sure, though, I'm going to be looking at every second of 'em when I get back to Baltimore--I get proof who stole my shit and I call the cops!
--nothing left to play 'em on, honey.	Oh, sorry, right.
this is funny?? this is tens of thousands of fucking dollars!  you pricks! i'll see you in fucking court!!	Not the only things missing, Nick.
yeah, so?	So whoever built this--
oak?	No. What's it doing here in the middle of the foundation?
where they found the backpacks and all the film a year later.	Buried deep under 200 years worth of soil, ash, and compost layers.
"the voiiiiices made him do it."	The Witch's voice.
i dunno, probably right up there, based on her resume.	Then there she blows.
--how old?	I dunno, probably right up there, based on her resume.
what's she look like?	No idea, just talked to her on the 'Net--she's very good.
she e-mailed me yesterday this is where we should meet her.	Who?
why are we here?	She e-mailed me yesterday this is where we should meet her.
guess they thought it was safe to put some up again.	Think again.
'thought those all got stolen.	Guess they thought it was safe to put some up again.
--it's called "morning sickness," asshole--	--a six week bun in the oven--
--but she was nicer then--sweeter-- she hadn't vomited twice already like today--	--it's called "morning sickness," asshole--
--christ almighty--	--but she was nicer then--sweeter-- she hadn't vomited twice already like today--
the bitched-out babe in back here is one anna tassio--we met one dark and stormy night in a blair witch chat room, we all did--	--Christ almighty--
just trying to set the mood for the mission--get the "feeling."	Only thing I'm feeling is homicidal.
christ.	Just trying to set the mood for the mission--get the "feeling."
down or off--you're giving me a migraine.	Christ.
shit? this is from "josh's blair witch mix," man!	Down or off--you're giving me a migraine.
oh, jesus, no--	--fuck your bullshit pieties! You were the next to die, asshole!
--like you hurt the baby--	--what're you saying?? I didn't have anything to do with--
why?	I see for proof positive you're the goddamn witch--
are you marked like this??	Why?
--no, what's wrong with you?	Are you marked like this??
the clothes--take 'em off-- i want to see every square inch--	--no, what's wrong with you?
whatever you want.	The clothes--take 'em off-- I want to see every square inch--
i want to see something!	Whatever you want.
then i'm going--	--no, you're not. You love me too much. You don't want to see them kill me.
i can't.	Then I'm going--
i don't know what it is, but there is something <u>happening</u> here, and it's starting to scare the living shit out me, and look, i'm just <u>not</u> going to argue the point anymore--you want to stay here, stay, but i've got to get the fuck out of here, and i'm begging you to come <u>with</u> me.	I can't.
little boys. looking up my skirt as i danced. giggling.	Here.
what'd you dream?	Little boys. Looking up my skirt as I danced. Giggling.
i get dreams. i don't like 'em.	What'd you dream?
just...try and go back to sleep.	I get dreams. I don't like 'em.
no.	Just...try and go back to sleep.
just now?	No.
what?	Just now?
was that you laughing?	What?
i guess, yeah.	Was that you laughing?
--you should get back into bed.	I guess, yeah.
nothing. i dunno--	--you should get back into bed.
what can i get you?	Sleep.
we'll stay overnight, get a hotel--	--Cotter's--
--now c'mon!	Get your goddamn--
i'm not going anywhere, 'til--	--bullshit!
we're leaving--case dismissed for lack of evidence. maybe on the ride home we can figure how the fuck we're going to graduate with no thesis.	I'm not going anywhere, 'til--
for once could you just sit down, shut up, and give something a <u>chance</u>?	We're leaving--case dismissed for lack of evidence. Maybe on the ride home we can figure how the fuck we're going to graduate with no thesis.
i think we get the gist.	We've looked at half of one tape.
and what do you possibly think you're going to fucking see there?	No idea. But if that's all we've got left--
i want to see the tapes.	And what do you possibly think you're going to fucking see there?
this is a goddamn disaster. let's just pack it up and go.	I want to see the tapes.
--or someone--	--scared the living shit out of us.
you want me to scooch over next to you?	Yes.
i don't know. nightmare.	You want me to scooch over next to you?
baby names?	I don't know. Nightmare.
i don't know.	Baby names?
you said the name "james."	I don't know.
what?	You said the name "James."
anna--	--fine, later, fine.
you feel no need to get married or anything.	Anna--
could we take this up later--like indoors, without half the world listening?	You feel no need to get married or anything.
why is there no "our" here?	Could we take this up later--like indoors, without half the world listening?
your body, your call.	Why is there no "our" here?
you don't want it though.	Your body, your call.
let's just leave it at: it was one hell of a surprise.	You don't want it though.
like how weirded-out you are with this pregnancy thing.	Let's just leave it at: it was one hell of a surprise.
pardon me, i've had a few things on my mind--like putting this safari together.	Like how weirded-out you are with this pregnancy thing.
you know, nick, you've been something of a total asshole the past few days.	Pardon me, I've had a few things on my mind--like putting this safari together.
no offense, sweetheart: fuck you.	You know, Nick, you've been something of a total asshole the past few days.
it was <u>free</u>--i recall that was the chief selling point for you.	No offense, sweetheart: fuck you.
your parents didn't have a <u>bigger</u> one?	It was <u>free</u>--I recall that was the chief selling point for you.
oh, <u>c'mon</u>--even you have to admit this is weird.	No--<u>this</u> is weird.
the rest of the family was crazy as rusty parr.	Oh, <u>c'mon</u>--even you have to admit this is weird.
--<u>whoever</u>--they built an entire house <u>around</u> a <u>tree</u>. sticking up right through the living room. somebody like to explain that to me?	The rest of the family was crazy as Rusty Parr.
--brother of rustin parr's maternal grandfather, somewhere after 1858--	--<u>whoever</u>--they built an entire house <u>around</u> a <u>tree</u>. Sticking up right through the living room. Somebody like to explain that to me?
--do you <u>agree</u> it's that <u>old</u>, nick?	Okay, fine, whatever, yes--it's an <u>old</u> tree.
it's a <u>sketch</u>, anna--it's not to- scale cartography; the tree was not the kids' focus--	--do you <u>agree</u> it's that <u>old</u>, Nick?
that's a sapling--<u>this</u> mother's got to be three hundred years old, minimum.	It's a <u>sketch</u>, Anna--it's not to- scale cartography; the tree was not the kids' focus--
--chalked just hours ago by ancient adolescents. it's called vandalism.	What is <u>this</u>?
you sure?	<u>Yes</u>.
no.	You sure?
--doesn't just pop out of thin air. it spins off of real events. at some point there <u>was</u> a blair witch--	--or one huge attack of group hysteria.
--<u>myth</u>--	--doesn't just pop out of thin air. It spins off of real events. At some point there <u>was</u> a Blair Witch--
no, the kids were actors, the townspeople were real. her, the sheriff, the convenience store guy--	--whatever; that's her.
what?	That's not whatzername--it's Mary Brown.
jesus.	What?
so says her website.	She <u>is</u>--she's helped solve a bunch of murders: Arizona, New Mexico--
whatzername--the "psychic" anna hired.	Domini. Domini Von Teer.
cheery little place.	It's like traveling back in time.
it's my fucking <u>job</u>, man!!	I can't let you in.
i can't.	It's my fucking <u>job</u>, man!!
not until i get that beta cam back! we're both in a world of shit here!!	I can't.
you have to go.	Not until I get that Beta Cam back! We're both in a world of shit here!!
i know you're in there, you piece of shit!	You have to go.
the, uh, blur there.	Looks like a rope.
you mind me asking: why the fuck?	The, uh, blur there.
yeah.	You mind me asking: why the fuck?
<u>this</u> is what you wanted enhanced?	Yeah.
--no one'll ever know.	<u>This</u> is what you wanted enhanced?
--christ, they find out i let you have it for the weekend--	--no one'll ever know.
--hours before--	--Christ, they find out I let you have it for the weekend--
<u>before</u> 5:00--	--hours before--
absolutely.	<u>Before</u> 5:00--
beta cam's still coming back tomorrow, right?	Absolutely.
i know, i know.	Beta Cam's still coming back tomorrow, right?
you're gonna owe me the rest of your life, bud.	I know, I know.
the witch?	It's not about witches, goddamnit!
so lemme see it.	Just let me get my coat off--I had eight cups of coffee, I'm wired for sound here.
--go!	Four in the morning?
i got a friend at a lab. i could get the whole thing blown-up, enhanced--	--go!
if i could do that, i'd be at the goddamn racetrack, not here.	I got a friend at a Lab. I could get the whole thing blown-up, enhanced--
can't you like just divine it?	If I could do that, I'd be at the goddamn racetrack, not here.
i'm the ebay boy, remember? i can't exactly afford that kind of equipment.	Who do you know who can? Where do we go?
can you zoom it or something, make it real close, real big?	I'm the ebay Boy, remember? I can't exactly afford that kind of equipment.
okay, a blur.	Can you zoom it or something, make it real close, real big?
back it up, rewind, whatever you call it.	Fine.
there, what? i didn't see anything.	Back it up, rewind, whatever you call it.
does it hurt?	Like hell. Play the goddamn tape.
turn the tapes back on.	Fine.
this is a little nuts.	Turn the tapes back on.
what? that made her lose the baby?	Something. Someone.
something happened to anna in burkittsville, in the woods, i don't know.	What? That made her lose the baby?
hey, <u>chill</u>, man--	--there's something <u>here</u>, Nick--
i don't know yet.	Well, please keep me fucking informed!
oh, who did then? blair witch? snatching equipment to make her own sequel?	I don't know yet.
i don't think it was them.	Oh, who did then? Blair Witch? Snatching equipment to make her own sequel?
my ass--you saw those four fucking baboons put 'em there!	No.
--hunch. just sort've saw 'em there.	My ass--you saw those four fucking baboons put 'em there!
how'd you know they were--	--hunch. Just sort've saw 'em there.
<u>one</u> set. everything from midnight on--	--no, I think they're all in there.
--last thing i remember were those four clowns shooting the movie--	--yeah, the goddamn stoners! Who you think stole the stuff!?
so, i hear you're from new mexico!	Sometimes.
beer and weed is what i've got.	Both. Now.
i want amphetamines.	Beer and weed is what I've got.
you want a hand?	I want amphetamines.
remember....what mary brown said-- she could see the witch's hands on my face, her mouth sucking on mine.	Anna's the witch.
--who?	Doesn't say--it's just these pages.
--it's the "blair witch cult"--a copy-- some pages from--one of them on the site must've gotten my message--	--who?
--i don't trust anybody, not even me, anymore--	--shhhh! #5, there's something up there!
--f'chrissake, heather, it's not like the two of us are gonna doze off he leaves for two seconds--	--I don't trust anybody, not even me, anymore--
who?	No one ever comes here.
for "james?"	Goes right along with these two.
that's a "j."	For "James?"
--hell, i don't think i'm ever leaving this place again--	--one of us, all of us--I have no idea--brought whatever this thing is back here. We're not going to go out there and spread it around like Typhoid Mary. We're gonna figure it out, we're gonna bring a goddamn <u>end</u> to it.
nobody's going anywhere--	--hell, I don't think I'm ever leaving this place again--
i'd strongly advise you to join us--	--before you lose your emotional lunch.
be it still alive, james?	<u>What</u>--
--into the <u>black</u> <u>hills</u> with--200- something miles from here--	--Domini!
the cart they brought elly kedward into the woods with--	--into the <u>Black</u> <u>Hills</u> with--200- something miles from here--
yeah. me too.	The cart they brought Elly Kedward into the woods with--
--i saw what i saw.	Yeah. Me too.
the moon trying to shoot down through all these trees--can make things funky--	--I saw what I saw.
--i don't know.	The moon trying to shoot down through all these trees--can make things funky--
what the fuck--??	--I don't know.
next time try putting on shoes--	What the fuck--??
it's <u>freezing</u>.	Next time try putting on shoes--
--things got a way of finding <u>you</u> here.	It's <u>freezing</u>.
how's she going to know where to--	--things got a way of finding <u>you</u> here.
not the place you want to announce your arrival.	How's she going to know where to--
where?	Down there in the Park.
heather, does that look like domini there?	Where?
boy kurth.	Heather, does that look like Domini there?
no idea--goddamitt!	Boy Kurth.
you think it's possible the tree in the parr foundation is the same one they tied elly kedward to?	No idea--goddamitt!
fucking owl!	You think it's possible the tree in the Parr foundation is the same one they tied Elly Kedward to?
cotter?	Fucking owl!
--anywhere, anywhere, all up and live, all the time--fucking owl--	Cotter?
--cotter, where can i get on-line?	--anywhere, anywhere, all up and live, all the time--fucking owl--
--i look and look in the tree, all i ever see, he's always there watching, that stupid owl, over and over--	--Cotter, where can I get on-line?
same trees. they took elly kedward out to the same kind of trees.	--I look and look in the tree, all I ever see, he's always there watching, that stupid owl, over and over--
she would've had to have a key, anyway, to lock the deadbolt behind her.	Well, she got out of here <u>some</u>- how because she's not here!!
fire escape??	Don't have one.
where's domini?	My room, asleep, last I checked.
i got the tape enhanced--and i managed to sleaze a photo blow-up. jesus, he's gonna kill me when he finds out about the camera.	Gimme it!
where <u>is</u> it?	I got the tape enhanced--and I managed to sleaze a photo blow-up. Jesus, he's gonna kill me when he finds out about the camera.
whatta you got, telescopic vision?	Still don't see it--
english.	I spend a lot of time on e-Bay. Buying, selling--sometimes buying then re-selling at substantial mark-up, sometimes just selling crap I find in the street.
su casa y shit-o hole-o.	Hey, hon'--this is what pays the rent and tuition.
mi casa y su casa!	Su casa y shit-o hole-o.
too busy eating us?	Just go.
get inside quick, they'll stop.	Too busy eating us?
--cotter: shut up.	What?
used to be a meat-packing plant. slaughter on the ground floor-- carcasses schlepped up on this thing for dissection and grinding and--	--Cotter: shut up.
what about night?	Not a great idea. Especially 'cross the street.
me, too.	Hey, I got a whole editing suite in my loft--more the fucking merrier.
--yeah, a hand or something--	--coming out of the water--
get <u>out</u> of here!	What're you doing with all this shit?
what're you, crazy??	What're you, nuts?
we should be so lucky.	Butt-ugly owl.
no sense at all.  i'm a little stressed.	Try a long walk.
made no sense. scared out of their minds, and the greatest stress reliever in creation right at their fingertips. nada.	No sense at all.  I'm a little stressed.
no.	Made no sense. Scared out of their minds, and the greatest stress reliever in creation right at their fingertips. Nada.
no fucking.	No.
yeah?	No fucking.
three people: two guys, a girl-- sleeping in the same motel room, the same tent night after night.	Yeah?
what?	Three people: two guys, a girl-- sleeping in the same motel room, the same tent night after night.
what i never could figure about the movie?	What?
ask me what i don't have.	What I never could figure about the movie?
what movies?	Ask me what I don't have.
i've got the panasonic portable dvd player.	What movies?
if you're looking at me, look elsewhere.	I've got the Panasonic Portable DVD player.
so where the hell am i going to sleep?	If you're looking at me, look elsewhere.
never would've guessed.	So where the hell am I going to sleep?
hadn't even opened the thing since cub scouts.	Never would've guessed.
nice tent.	Hadn't even opened the thing since Cub scouts.
you're not only an idiot, you're a goddamn <u>child</u>.	Why does everyone here but me have have a gigantic stick up their ass?
that's what josh and mike said.	Shut-up.
i take it back--she <u>wasn't</u> an actor. she's a nutjob.	That's what Josh and Mike said.
i don't believe this.	I do.
from-the-movie-mary-brown, trailer park bible psycho?	Oh, for chrissake, she was an actor.
you're a complete fucking idiot, aren't you?	Hey, Mr. Graduate Fucking Thesis here was s'posed to be driving!
--which'd be about ten bucks--	--and unlike the first one, every second of it's gonna be true! "Blair Witch: The Real Story!"
and let it be known--before we even get to burkittsville--it's gonna be an eighteen thousand times better movie--for half the cost--	--which'd be about ten bucks--
--thank you, heather arendt--and arend't we glad you're here--a real witch--	--fuckin' A right--
why was <u>she</u> exempted, nick?	Maybe whatever they are, they just haven't appeared yet on her?
what?	One of the printers.
--it's less than four feet, just--	--shit!!!
what're you nuts--	--it's less than four feet, just--
just let it go, i've got you!	What're you nuts--
i can't!	Just let it go, I've got you!
just hold on!	I can't!
i thought all your equipment got stolen.	All the shit that was worth anything, yes. You'd be amazed, though, what you can get free on the 'net.
it's domini, it's not domini, i don't care--all i know is <u>i'm</u> not dealing with something--<u>anything</u>-- snuffing me in my sleep. i want to do what we did in the woods-- surveillance of this whole place 24/7, with somebody monitoring those cameras every second. there's something, somebody here, i want to see 'em coming.	I thought all your equipment got stolen.
chrissake: why <u>any</u> of this?	I think it's time to get out of here.
enough to keep sane.	Enough to make shapes and shadows in the dark into something else.
how much of that stuff you guys been smoking?	Enough to keep sane.
well, she's got to be <u>somewhere</u> here.	No one's been in or out since you left. Would've heard the dogs.
sorry, i didn't think we were making that much noise.	It's not a real "funny" time for us, okay?
you wanna keep it down, she's trying to sleep.	Sorry, I didn't think we were making that much noise.
--whatever you want, no problem--	--still go see the OB in the morning--
what--	--oh, Jesus--
there's four other angles, man, we haven't even--	--great: we can watch Domini sleep for hours--or, shit, maybe if we stay at it for a couple of days, maybe a deer'll dash by!
running a junk yard.	A Cyber Entrepreneurialship.
just one lock in this neighbor- hood?	All I need--
let's get inside.	First enormous brick warehouse on your right.
i dunno it's safe to even get out of the car.	By day? No sweat.
403 41st street, kids: home.	I dunno it's safe to even get out of the car.
spite.	They were making a movie--if they were going to steal anything it'd be <u>just</u> the tapes, to see if we had anything they didn't.
cotter, i think she's right. why would those guys go to all the trouble of stealing the camera and all this other stuff and leave the tapes?	Spite.
--what happened to the goddamn "witch-watch??"	--I dunno, I just woke up--
asleep--	--what happened to the goddamn "Witch-watch??"
--and none of 'em were mine! i-am-so-fucked, i-am-so-fucked-- where the hell was everybody???	Asleep--
how're the cameras doing?	Due for a re-load and battery check. I'll get on it.
<u>what</u>?	Look, guys, we're cold, we're tired we're <u>shook</u>--we just want to get out of here as soon as there's light. We saw something up at Coffin Rock today--
no problem, just give us 'til dawn and we're gone.	<u>What</u>?
they're making "blair witch ii," too.	No problem, just give us 'til dawn and we're gone.
okay, but--	--now there.
look over there.	Okay, but--
what?	Look over there.
either way, maybe there's a book in it, and they both make a ton of money.	It's a <u>serious</u> sociological study.
was it <u>every</u> day or just semi- weekly you got your ass kicked as a kid?	<u>Now</u> you can bring the vehicle to a stop: there on the left.
this isn't about us.	Right. And the check's in the mail.
what're you doing?	This isn't about us.
you drive, i'll handle the video, okay?	Fine.
i'm not finished.	We're all going to be if you don't hit the brakes.
cotter?	I'm not finished.
we're not making blair witch ii here.	I am.
--turn the goddamn camera off!	We're not making Blair Witch II here.
--a wiccan--	--turn the goddamn camera off!
--cotter--	--a Wiccan--
--graduate thesis--	--about the Witch--
--they're from umass, doing some kind of fucking term paper--	--Graduate Thesis--
--turn the camera off--	--they're from UMass, doing some kind of fucking term paper--
this is her equally on-the-rag boy- friend, nick leavitt--	--turn the camera off--
what?	The wheel.
hold this.	What?
someone want to tell me what's going on--	--and we brought it back with us!
what?	Why she kills children.
pointless.	No. I don't think so.
that's almost a year's worth of work!  scumbags! oh, jesus, jesus....	At least you still have the tapes.
ripped? they look like they were <u>bit</u> off.	Smells Like Teenage Spirit.
you planning on sleeping out there?	Not planning on sleeping at all.
what?	You planning on sleeping out there?
ah, domini?	What?
oooh. oooh.	Ah, Domini?
--sacred and occult scotch tape.	Rusty Parr had the right idea on child care.
look at those marks--just like in the movie.	Ancient runes--
she got <u>paid</u>.	I thought the movie was bitchin'.
why?	See what turns up--which I guarantee will be nothing. Some of the rest of the party are more hopeful--
we're doing dusk-till-dawn taping of all the places where there've been alleged blair witch "sightings" --the parr house, coffin rock, tappy creek.	Why?
what is all this shit?	We're doing dusk-till-dawn taping of all the places where there've been alleged Blair Witch "sightings" --the Parr House, Coffin Rock, Tappy Creek.
ruins of the rustin parr house.	Guy who killed all the kids in the '40s.
what're you afraid's going to happen?	That they'll start touching us inside our heads.
go to the store. when you get back, i'll try to make sense of it for you.	What're you afraid's going to happen?
i think you closed the bar again. i'll have to go out.	Go to the store. When you get back, I'll try to make sense of it for you.
get some more beer.	I think you closed the bar again. I'll have to go out.
no big deal. i'm just trying to understand.	Get some more beer.
sure. i'm sorry.	No big deal. I'm just trying to understand.
you gonna be alright?	Sure. I'm sorry.
that's why she kills children.	I know, I know--
slow it down, slow it down, whatever it is, we'll figure it out.	That's why she kills children.
what?	It touched me, don't you see it now?
what?	That's the <u>reason</u>.
jesus.	What?
are you alright?	....I don't know.
what'd you say?	Are you alright?
dad...?	What'd you say?
elly kedward?	No. Elly Kedward's not the problem here, I don't think. She was just a good old-fashioned white witch--
still working on it.	Elly Kedward?
what is it you thought you saw on that tape?	Still working on it.
okay.	What is it you thought you saw on that tape?
at least go drink it somewhere spilling it won't drive him to suicide.	Okay.
two-to-one he dusts the keyboard for fingerprints the second he gets back.	At least go drink it somewhere spilling it won't drive him to suicide.
he'll never know.	Two-to-one he dusts the keyboard for fingerprints the second he gets back.
cotter'll kill you.	He'll never know.
for a blur?	There is something <u>there</u>--don't ask, just trust me.
what'd you see?	Motion. Stop there. Play it again.
that'd be up on your shoulder, maybe your lower back.	Then I have no idea.
hmm? i dunno. chafing from the backpack, something.	That'd be up on your shoulder, maybe your lower back.
what's that?	Hmm? I dunno. Chafing from the backpack, something.
women miscarry all the--	--no.
the four of you really have too much spare fucking time on your hands, don't you?	And what's your excuse for being here?
then just give me one of your explanations that all three of us'll buy.	I don't....
there are <u>other</u> explanations! she is not the goddamn witch, that's insane!	Then just give me one of your explanations that all three of us'll buy.
like a blueprint for disembowelment.	There are <u>other</u> explanations! She is not the goddamn witch, that's insane!
it's <u>possible</u> for chrissake--	--the marks appear, then you disappear. Like the little Kurth boy, like Domini, as soon as they come to full bloom--and mine <u>are</u>!
does she, goddamnit??	Not that I've seen--but that has no meaning--that means nothing.
why?	Does she, goddamnit??
does she have marks, nick--like the ones we have, that domini had?	Why?
what the fuck's going on here?	Does she have marks, Nick--like the ones we have, that Domini had?
i thought all witches were benign and good.	Not this one.
"it's why the witch kills children."	I thought all witches were benign and good.
anna--	--fuck Anna!
no. we <u>all</u> go.	Anna--
she's far from "fine."	You're needed here--keep watching--
check the monitor, she's <u>fine</u>.	She's far from "fine."
i should check on anna.	Check the monitor, she's <u>fine</u>.
--or lyme disease or poison sumac, or god knows what-else we could have picked up in the woods.	You <u>know</u> what we picked up in the woods--
put 'em together that's a "k." james kurth--	--or Lyme Disease or poison sumac, or God knows what-else we could have picked up in the woods.
gothic rune--the letter "s."	Or a blood blister--or a bruise.
i can't do it!	Don't! You're making me lose my grip.
domini's the only logical explanation.	We're not dealing with fucking logic here!
why in the world would <u>she</u>--	--why in the world would she just fly the coop in the first place?
domini.	Why in the world would <u>she</u>--
we are being fucked with here, someone or something.	Domini.
spare me.	Hey, chemicals, fear, sleep- deprivation--and a round-the-clock obsession with the occult--hell've a recipe for a mind-fuck.
what?	I dunno it's anything. It's a name Anna's mentioned--from her dreams.
there's explanations. rational explanations for everything that's happened. we'll drive ourselves crazy if we keep obsessing on supernatural what-ifs.	That feels good. Lower--down into my neck.
--it's not a could've--there <u>was</u>, nick. and it fucked up anna, and did something to domini, and it caused my father to die, and it's here <u>with</u> us in this place <u>now</u>. and i don't have one single idea in hell what's going to happen next, just that it's going to happen to one of us. and then the other. and then the other. it's going to get into our <u>brains</u>.	There's explanations. Rational explanations for everything that's happened. We'll drive ourselves crazy if we keep obsessing on supernatural what-ifs.
you think....there could've been something up in those woods that anna--	--it's not a could've--there <u>was</u>, Nick. And it fucked up Anna, and did something to Domini, and it caused my father to die, and it's here <u>with</u> us in this place <u>now</u>. And I don't have one single idea in hell what's going to happen next, just that it's going to happen to one of us. And then the other. And then the other. It's going to get into our <u>brains</u>.
shoot.	You think....there could've been something up in those woods that Anna--
okay. hypothetically.	Shoot.
yeah.	Okay. Hypothetically.
heather.	Yeah.
--a <u>lot</u>.	Heather.
yeah, i know. it's...alright. we're all a little--	--a <u>lot</u>.
i'm sorry.	Yeah, I know. It's...alright. We're all a little--
--i know!	I'm sorry.
she's off her fucking rocker--	--I know!
jesus, you don't think i know that? you don't think i've tried? she won't fucking <u>go</u>-- she won't leave this place.	She's off her fucking rocker--
nick, what you should do is get her back up and get her to a goddamn <u>doctor</u>.	Jesus, you don't think I know that? You don't think I've tried? She won't fucking <u>go</u>-- she won't leave this place.
finally got her back to sleep.	Nick, what you should do is get her back up and get her to a goddamn <u>doctor</u>.
she <u>wasn't</u> a witch.	Whatever.
they never burned witches in this country, they hanged them.	Whatever--all I know is the persecution's going to start all over again, they keep pumping out inflammatory bullshit like this fucking movie--
the good old days: toasting marsh- mallows over a burning witch.	They never burned witches in this country, they hanged them.
--bullshit--	--she wasn't a witch--we embrace nature, not evil--
--his name's von teer! his daughter's named domini!--	--thank you for calling--
--yes, ma'am, can i help you with anything else?--	--his name's Von Teer! His daughter's named Domini!--
--the sheriff's office--	--yes, Ma'am, can I help you with anything else?--
--yes--	--the Sheriff's Office--
i'm talking to taos, new mexico--	--yes--
....ma'am?	I'm talking to Taos, New Mexico--
could i tell him what it's regarding?	His daughter, for God's sake-- I need to know if he's heard from her this morning.
--it's urgent!	Could I tell him what it's regarding?
he's in a meeting. could i have him--	--it's urgent!
yes! i need to speak to sheriff von teer.	He's in a meeting. Could I have him--
good morning, sheriff's office.	Yes! I need to speak to Sheriff Von Teer.
i'll tell your mother not to expect you at the funeral.	No.
yes.	I'll tell your mother not to expect you at the funeral.
there was an accident early this morning. another car. your father's injuries were fatal.	Yes.
what happened to my dad??	There was an accident early this morning. Another car. Your father's injuries were fatal.
your mother's pastor.	What happened to my Dad??
who <u>is</u> this??	Your mother's pastor.
she wants me to talk to you, heather.	Who <u>is</u> this??
meurice--	You don't look too good. You sleep last night?
...i mean, i don't know where he is, but he ain't dead.	Meurice--
what?! did ray tell you that?	Sort of...
no meurice, it's worse than that. something really happened, i think marty's dead--	What?! Did Ray tell you that?
...ray stole a shitload of money from marty. until both of 'em calm down i'm not getting involved.	No Meurice, it's worse than that. Something really happened, I think Marty's dead--
something happened with marty and ray--	Abby...
...for you i answer the door. if you wanna stay here, that's fine. but i'm retired.	Something happened with Marty and Ray--
well i do...	...For you I answer the door. If you wanna stay here, that's fine. But I'm retired.
no, i--	Well I do...
jesus, i got a hangover. want a drink?	No, I--
abby. what's the matter?	I... I'm sorry, Meurice. I gotta talk to you... Can I come in?
thanks, meurice.	Any time. But you don't have to worry about a thing for a while. Marty went down to Corpus yesterday.
you're gonna keep an eye on marty and ray, make sure nothing happens.	It won't?
i am?	You're gonna keep an eye on Marty and Ray, make sure nothing happens.
listen meurice, you're gonna help me with a problem.	I am?
...so?	I think someone's watching.
...i don't know, wasn't it you? maybe a burglar broke in, and you found--	With your gun?...
you broke into the bar. you wanted to get your money. you and marty had a fight. something happened...	...I don't know, wasn't it you? Maybe a burglar broke in, and you found--
what do you want to know?	You broke into the bar. You wanted to get your money. You and Marty had a fight. Something happened...
...but first i gotta know what happened.	What do you want to know?
...you leaving?	Isn't that what you want?
...where is everything?	In the trunk.
...what's going on with you two?	All right...
marty.	...What's going on with you two?
...who?	Marty.
i... i mean what're you talking about, ray? i haven't done anything funny.	...What was that?
i don't know what you're talking about.	I... I mean what're you talking about, Ray? I haven't done anything funny.
...that's what's important.	I don't know what you're talking about.
...that's the only thing they told us in the service that was worth a goddamn--where the hell's my windbreaker?	What the hell happened, Ray?
ray--	Abby, never point a gun at anyone unless you're gonna shoot him. And when you shoot him you better make sure he's dead...
...anyway, we got some time now. but we gotta be smart.	Ray--
well... what happened?	I cleaned it all up, but that ain't important...
what happened?--was meurice there?	Yeah.
...i just wanted to let you know that everything was all right. i took care of everything. now all we have to do is keep our heads.	...What do you mean?
yeah.	...I just wanted to let you know that everything was all right. I took care of everything. Now all we have to do is keep our heads.
...you called me this morning.	Yeah.
yeah...	...You called me this morning.
i didn't think i could sleep. i'm surprised you could. are you all right?	Yeah...
why didn't you get into bed?	I didn't think I could sleep. I'm surprised you could. Are you all right?
...what?	I said you're bad.
you're bad.	...What?
...ray?	You're bad.
abby--	...Ray?
okay, see ya... thanks, ray.	Abby--
i don't know. i better get off now.	Okay, see ya... Thanks, Ray.
...you all right?	I don't know. I better get off now.
i don't know. it's early... i love you.	...You all right?
ray?... what time is it?	I don't know. It's early... I love you.
abby... you all right?	Ray?... What time is it?
hello?	Abby... you all right?
...you ever get tired?	Huh? Oh, yeah, I guess. Mm-hmm.
when you don't they're usually nice.	...You ever get tired?
...mm-hmm.	When you don't they're usually nice.
except when he doesn't say things they're usually nasty.	...Mm-hmm.
thanks.	Except when he doesn't say things they're usually nasty.
nothing. he's like you, he doesn't say much.	Thanks.
what'd he say?	Nothing. He's like you, he doesn't say much.
i said, marty, how come you're anal and i gotta go to the psychiatrist?	What'd he say?
uh-huh.	I said, Marty, how come you're anal and I gotta go to the psychiatrist?
well, i didn't see him anymore, i'll tell you that much.	Uh-huh.
...i don't know if you can fire a psychiatrist, exactly.	Well, I didn't see him anymore, I'll tell you that much.
psychiatrist said i was the healthiest person he'd ever met, so marty fired him.	...I don't know if you can fire a psychiatrist, exactly.
yeah? what happened?	Psychiatrist said I was the healthiest person he'd ever met, so Marty fired him.
...he sent me to a psychiatrist to see if he could calm me down some.	Yeah? What happened?
...well i'll be damned.	I couldn't believe it either...
...huh?	Yeah, he told me once himself. He said to me...
i knew it. 'cause we wouldn't have heard anything if it was him. he's real careful. fact is, he's anal.	...Huh?
door's locked. nothing there.	I knew it. 'Cause we wouldn't have heard anything if it was him. He's real careful. Fact is, he's anal.
i could've sworn i heard something.	Door's locked. Nothing there.
you wouldn't be putting me out.	...Well, I'd be okay in here--
well... i'm not gonna put you out of your bed...	You wouldn't be putting me out.
you can sleep on the bed if you want.	Well... I'm not gonna put you out of your bed...
well... the couch would be all right...	You can sleep on the bed if you want.
if that's what you want to do, then you oughta do it. you, uh... you want the bed or the couch?	Well... the couch would be all right...
...i can find a place tomorrow, then i'll be outta your hair.	If that's what you want to do, then you oughta do it. You, uh... you want the bed or the couch?
uh-huh. so how do you know it was a he?	You got a girl--am I screwing something up by being here?
i don't know, he didn't say anything.	Uh-huh. So how do you know it was a he?
on the phone. was it for you?	I don't know, he didn't say anything.
what?	On the phone. Was it for you?
who was it?	What?
don't go to the bar, ray. i know him, that ain't a good idea.	I just gotta see a guy.
see a guy.	Don't go to the bar, Ray. I know him, that ain't a good idea.
where... where you going?	See a guy.
you can stay at my place, i'll drop you there.	Where... where you going?
...drive me to a motel?	You can stay at my place, I'll drop you there.
you kidding? i don't wanna leave all this, i just wanna leave marty...	...Drive me to a motel?
why d'you wanna leave all this?	You kidding? I don't wanna leave all this, I just wanna leave Marty...
what was that?	Your husband.
yeah.	What was that?
...ray?	Yeah.
christ, i'm getting bored.	I'm not surprised, the company you've been keeping the last ten years.
i own the place.	Christ, I'm getting bored.
you want to hustle me. i don't want to be hustled. it's as simple as that. now that i've communicated, why don't you leave?	I own the place.
we don't seem to be communicating--	You want to hustle me. I don't want to be hustled. It's as simple as that. Now that I've communicated, why don't you leave?
it'll pass.	We don't seem to be communicating--
...so what're you doing tonight?	Going out with Meurice.
so how long have you know meurice?	About ten years.
you won't have to. i'll explain what a palate is.	You won't have to. I just wanted to see if you knew.
i don't follow baseball.	You won't have to. I'll explain what a palate is.
listen, i got tickets for the oilers and the rams next week in the astrodome. ever sat on the fifty yard line?	I don't follow baseball.
thanks.	Give Debra here another drink, and give me the usual.
you've got a very sophisticated palate.	Thanks.
remy.	You've got a very sophisticated palate.
if he does come in i'm not here... what were you drinking, debra?	Remy.
and how many room got tv, dusty?	Ever durned one.
see, wednesday's the special on rc cola. i don't know if i explained about the tv option. if there's a tv in the room, you got to pay the option.	And how many room got TV, Dusty?
sure don't.	See, Wednesday's the special on RC Cola. I don't know if I explained about the TV option. If there's a TV in the room, you got to pay the option.
tell him the channels, dusty.	Channels, we got two and six. Two don't come in so hot.
i reckon i can hear him. tv option, that's a dollar twenty, makes nine eighty-six plus tax.	Tell him the channels, Dusty.
he needs a room, dusty.	I reckon I can hear him...  ...Room rate's eight sixty-six a day plus sales tax, plus extra for the TV option.
right. friday night is yankee night. where're you from?	Lubbock?
...friday?	Right. Friday night is Yankee night. Where're you from?
what night is it?	...Friday?
what?	What night is it?
hold it, hold it. what's tonight?	What?
i mean, i ain't a marriage counselor--	Yeah.
yeah.	I mean, I ain't a marriage counselor--
abby, i like you, but it's no point starting anything now.	Yeah.
ray. did you mean that, what you said before, or were you just being a gentleman?	Abby, I like you, but it's no point starting anything now.
i don't know. motel... abby--	Ray. Did you mean that, what you said before, or were you just being a gentleman?
sign.	I don't know. Motel... Abby--
back where?	Sign.
...what was that back there?	Back where?
i don't know... i just think maybe i'm making a mistake...	...What was that back there?
what's the matter?	I don't know... I just think maybe I'm making a mistake...
no.	What's the matter?
...you know that car?	No.
well now you do.	...Hell.
see, i never knew that.	Well now you do.
i told you. i like you.	See, I never knew that.
i'll figure something out... how come you offered to drive me in this mess?	I told you. I like you.
...what're you gonna do in houston?	I'll figure something out... How come you offered to drive me in this mess?
listen, i ain't a marriage counselor. i don't know what goes on, i don't wanna know... but i like you. i always liked you...	...What're you gonna do in Houston?
...i don't know. sometimes i think there's something wrong with him. like maybe he's sick? mentally?... or is it maybe me, do you think?	Listen, I ain't a marriage counselor. I don't know what goes on, I don't wanna know... But I like you. I always liked you...
yeah...	...I don't know. Sometimes I think there's something wrong with him. Like maybe he's sick? Mentally?... Or is it maybe me, do you think?
well, i'm only an employee, i ain't married to him.	Yeah...
...figured i'd better leave before i used it on him. i don't know how you can stand him.	Well, I'm only an employee, I ain't married to him.
uh-huh.	...Figured I'd better leave before I used it on him. I don't know how you can stand him.
...he gave me a little pearl-handled .38 for out first anniversary.	Uh-huh.
i want that money. if you wanna tell me something, fine--	What're you, a fucking marriage counselor?
...you get a refund though, if you tell me who else she's been sluicing.	I want that money. If you wanna tell me something, fine--
then what'd you come here for?	You owe me for two weeks.
well... if you're not gonna fire me i might as well quit.	Fine. Suit yourself.  ...Having a good time?
i don't particularly want to talk to you.	Well... if you're not gonna fire me I might as well quit.
am i fired? you wanna hit me? what?	I don't particularly want to talk to you.
what "what"?	Am I fired? You wanna hit me? What?
...count it if you want.	Nah, I trust ya.
then you shouldn't have done it. can't have it both ways.	...Count it if you want.
...it's too damn risky.	Then you shouldn't have done it. Can't have it both ways.
i must've gone money simple. this kind of murder...	...it's too damn risky.
...i just made a call about that. it'll look fine.	I must've gone money simple. This kind of murder...
of course.	Nobody knows you hired me?
something i got to ask you, marty. i've been very very careful. have you been very very careful?	Of course.
it's taken care of. the less you know about it the better.	Jesus, I don't believe it...
...what did you do with the bodies?	It's taken care of. The less you know about it the better.
dead, huh?	So it would seem.
got something to show me first?	Dead, huh?
just the ten thousand'll be fine.	Got something to show me first?
...what kind of fish?	Listen, what is it? Is it done?
yeah...	...What kind of fish?
ya catch any fish?	Yeah...
...what?	Ya catch any fish?
ya catch any fish?	...What?
yeah. is it...	Ya catch any fish?
...what?	Go down to Corpus for a few days. Get yourself noticed. I'll give you a call when it's done... You just find a way to cover that money.
i want you to go fishing.	...What?
...there's a big--	I want you to go fishing.
for the money.	The money. Yeah. That's a right smart of money...
i'm supposed to do a murder--two murders--and just trust you not to go simple on me and do something stupid. i mean real stupid. now why should i trust you?	For the money.
so, uh... this wouldn't interest you.	I didn't say that. All I said was you're an idiot. Hell, you been thinking about it so much it's driving you simple.
you're an idiot.	So, uh... this wouldn't interest you.
what do you think?	You're an idiot.
well what?	What do you think?
i didn't say that.  well?	Well what?
you want me to kill 'em.	I didn't say that.  Well?
listen, i'm not--this isn't a joke here.	You want me to kill 'em.
...gee, i'm sorry to hear that. can you tell me what you want me to do or is it a secret?	Listen, I'm not--this isn't a joke here.
yeah? well how irritated are you?	...Gee, I'm sorry to hear that. Can you tell me what you want me to do or is it a secret?
it's, uh... it's in reference to that gentleman and my wife. the more i think about it the more irritated i get.	Yeah? Well how irritated are you?
if the pay's right i'll do it.	It's, uh... it's in reference to that gentleman and my wife. The more I think about it the more irritated I get.
it's not strictly legal.	If the pay's right I'll do it.
...well, if the pay's right and it's legal i'll do it.	It's not strictly legal.
got a job for you.	...Well, if the pay's right and it's legal I'll do it.
...that's the test, ain't it? test of true love--	Got a job for you.
...anything else?	Yeah, don't come by here any more. If I need you again I know which rock to turn over.
now that don't make much sense.	No. It just made them feel better.
how long did you watch her?	Most of the night...
well, i don't know... call it a fringe benefit.	How long did you watch her?
you called me, i knew they were there, so what do i need these for?	Well, I don't know... Call it a fringe benefit.
...just doin' my job.	You called me, I knew they were there, so what do I need these for?
what do you mean...	...Just doin' my job.
what did you take these for?	What do you mean...
...i don't want that asshole near my money. i don't even want him in the bar.	We get a lot of assholes in here, Marty.
meurice...	...I don't want that asshole near my money. I don't even want him in the bar.
kind of a bleak point of view there, isn't it marty?	Meurice...
no. i think i'll stay right here in hell.	Kind of a bleak point of view there, isn't it Marty?
...i thought you were dead. going home?	No. I think I'll stay right here in hell.
the point is we don't serve niggers here.	Where?  ...I'm very careful about that.
what's the point?	The point is we don't serve niggers here.
that's not the point.	What's the point?
jack daniels. don't worry, i'm paying for it.	That's not the point.
this.	Jack Daniels. Don't worry, I'm paying for it.
what.	This.
what's this?	What.
deuce in the corner needs help.	Right.
don't throw that out.	Right.
what.	Don't throw that out.
pour that back.	What.
right. sorry.	Pour that back.
red label.	Right. Sorry.
you said the usual--	Red Label.
what's this?	You said the usual--
how would i know?	I don't know, didn't he call?
no, he's off tonight. where was he last night?	How would I know?
has ray come in yet?	No, he's off tonight. Where was he last night?
yeah, i know. pour 'em short.	Has Ray come in yet?
...and abby. maybe. but as far as i'm concerned that only leaves one fucking possibility.	What's that?
...why?	You shouldn't have taken the money...
no, you do, cowboy. you been to the bar?	...Why?
got a problem, meurice?	No, you do, cowboy. You been to the bar?
thanks meurice.	For what?
not here tonight. wasn't here last night. he's especially not back in his office.	Thanks Meurice.
is marty here?	Not here tonight. Wasn't here last night. He's especially not back in his office.
meurice. sorry i didn't show last night.	Wasn't too busy. You missed a good one, though. This white guy walks in about one o'clock, asks if we have a discount for alcoholics... I tell him to get lost, but Marty's sitting here listening and I can tell he's thinking that maybe it ain't such a bad idea...
howdy stranger.	Meurice. Sorry I didn't show last night.
what?	Tuesday night is ladies' night. All your drinks are free.
tuesday is ladies' night.	What?
tuesday.	Tuesday is ladies' night.
what day is it today, angie?	Tuesday.
you we telling me about the ring of fire.	Yeah, well, I may be getting in over my head here, I mean you're the geologist, but my theory for what it's worth, you got all these volcanoes and each time one pops it's the equivalent of what, twenty, thirty megatons of TNT?  Enough to light Las Vegas for how long?  How many years? Course, I'm no mathematician but--
where was i?	You we telling me about the Ring of Fire.
sometimes it helps to talk things over. for instance, many marriages are saved by.	Aunt Barbara. I love you, but you're not gonna get it.
i don't want to talk about it. everything's okay now. i don't want to talk about it.	Sometimes it helps to talk things over. for instance, many marriages are saved by.
well, i haven't seen any. i wouldn't worry about it. look. i better go.	Okay honey.
i've seen a few.	Well, I haven't seen any. I wouldn't worry about it. Look. I better go.
oh yeah?. have you seen any?	I've seen a few.
okay honey. that sounds nice. jeffrey. i think you've got termites in the house.	Oh yeah?. Have you seen any?
will you tell mom when she gets home from the hospital that i've gone to dinner at sandy williams' house?	Okay honey. that sounds nice. Jeffrey. I think you've got termites in the house.
doctor gynde. my whole family's sick. what's going on?	I'm not sick.
jeffrey. you're not going down by lincoln, are you?	No. I'm just going to walk around the neighborhood. Don't worry.
i think it's important not to get depressed. depression is a terrible thing. they say it can bring on illness.	Aunt Barbara. I'll try not to get depressed.
you look good, jeffrey. did you have a nice flight?	Yeah. How's Dad?
i sent a trunk home yesterday. this is all i have.	You look good, Jeffrey. Did you have a nice flight?
see you tuesday, frank.	Right Ben. LET'S GO FUCK. I'll fuck anything that moves.
frank, i have something for you. excuse us everyone.	EXCUSE US por favor! Hey. let Tits see her kid.
shit. let's drink to something else. let's drink to fuckin'. say here's to your fuck frank.	If you like Frank. Here's to your fuck. cheers.
to your health, frank.	Shit. let's drink to something else. let's drink to fuckin'. Say here's to your fuck Frank.
fuckin' good, real fuckin' good. you know this little tid bit, dorothy, and this thing, here,  is a neighbor. what the shit we're doin' with a neighbor, i don't know. goddam!!! this is the suavest guy i know. look at you. you're one beautiful fucker, ben. i love this jacket and that cigarette holder of yours. shit, that is too fuckin' much. where's those glasses. this beer's gonna get too warm. i can't stand fuckin' warm beer. it makes me puke.	Darling, where are the glasses?. Oh. here they are.
fine frank. fine. how are you?	Fuckin' good, real fuckin' good. You know this little tid bit, Dorothy, and this thing, here,  is a neighbor. What the shit we're doin' with a neighbor, I don't know. goddam!!! This is the suavest guy I know. look at you. You're one beautiful fucker, Ben. I love this jacket and that cigarette holder of yours. shit, that is too fuckin' much. Where's those glasses. this beer's gonna get too warm. I can't stand fuckin' warm beer. it makes me puke.
shit ben! how the shit are ya?	Fine Frank. Fine. How are you?
certainly frank.  darling, get some glasses. we'll have some beer with frank. won't you sit down?	Shit Ben! How the shit are ya?
suave. goddam are you suave, you fucker. you want some beer?	Certainly Frank.  Darling, get some glasses. We'll have some beer with Frank. Won't you sit down?
fine. welcome. come sit down.	Suave. goddam are you suave, you fucker. You want some beer?
hey, i brought some friends. and some beer.	Fine. Welcome. Come sit down.
frank. come in.	Hey, I brought some friends. and some beer.
not yet.	Oh my God. Is her son OK?
does dorothy know her husband is dead?	Not yet.
because of your information i alerted internal affairs to check out detective gordon.  i had to keep on with him as if nothing was different.  he slipped off on his own when he found out we were going to raid frank's place.	Does Dorothy know her husband is dead?
yes it's me!!! frank is on his way up to dorothy's apartment.  oh no. frank has a radio and is hearing everything we say!!  detective williams. hurry. i'm in the apartment. hurry. i'm hiding in the back bedroom.	We're ten minutes away and moving as fast as we can.
detective williams here. is that you, jeffrey?	Yes it's me!!! Frank is on his way up to Dorothy's apartment.  Oh no. Frank has a radio and is hearing everything we say!!  Detective Williams. hurry. I'm in the apartment. hurry. I'm hiding in the back bedroom.
detective williams!! detective williams!!	Detective Williams here. Is that you, Jeffrey?
for now. alright. you better be. and sandy better not be involved with this, i can tell you. be prepared to come in for further interrogation on this later.	Yes sir.
only you. and the photo lab.	You're all through with this now?
who knows you have these?	Only you. and the photo lab.
no. not at all.	Who knows you have these?
is sandy part of this?	No. not at all.
i can't tell you the whole story. i. i took it upon myself. i can't say more.	Is Sandy part of this?
well now jeffrey, how did you come to get so involved?	I can't tell you the whole story. I. I took it upon myself. I can't say more.
i have no hard proof of any of this. her address is also on the photos. i think these people are involved with drugs. and murder. i think frank is killing drug dealers and.  . and somehow frank is getting all their drugs. i had to tell you i got slightly more involved in this than you wanted me to, but it's over now for sure. .i had to tell you about these things in case it could help.	Well now Jeffrey, how did you come to get so involved?
and that man came out with a third man - this well-dressed guy. here's the photo. i think a girl named dorothy vallens is in trouble with these people. i think frank has taken her husband and her son.	I have no hard proof of any of this. Her address is also on the photos. I think these people are involved with drugs. and murder. I think Frank is killing drug dealers and.  . and somehow Frank is getting all their drugs. I had to tell you I got slightly more involved in this than you wanted me to, but it's over now for sure. .I had to tell you about these things in case it could help.
okay?	Okay. I gotta tell you. I've. discovered some things. .Anyway I have to show you some pictures and tell you some things about them. The first picture is this.
yeah.	Okay?
okay. come on in. looks like you had a bad face lift.	Yeah.
hi. hi sandy. i'm sorry to bother you, but i've got to talk to you.	Okay. come on in. Looks like you had a bad face lift.
jeffrey! come on in.	Hi. Hi Sandy. I'm sorry to bother you, but I've got to talk to you.
what color is it?	It's blue. blue velvet.
what is this? what color is it?	Blue. It's Blue Velvet.
yeah. i get it.	What is this? What color is it?
i won't let the bastards get me up against the wall. it's an act of defiance.	Yeah. I get it.
why do you do it?	I won't let the bastards get me up against the wall. It's an act of defiance.
yes i have - so bad i wouldn't poison your mind by telling you.	Why do you do it?
i guess you've seen some bad things.	Yes I have - so bad I wouldn't poison your mind by telling you.
yes.	I guess you've seen some bad things.
is that why you say it's horrible?	Yes.
the criminals are winning.	Is that why you say it's horrible?
anything you can tell me?	The criminals are winning.
okay.	Anything you can tell me?
these are beautiful. how's the case coming?	Okay.
yes?	If you want to come up a minute, I'll show you some pictures.
jeffrey?	Yes?
it must be great.	And it's horrible too.  I'm sorry Jeffrey. That's the way it has to be. Anyway. I'm sure you do understand.
i was the same way when i was you age. i guess that's what got me into this business.	It must be great.
i understand. i'm just real curious like you said.	I was the same way when I was you age. I guess that's what got me into this business.
detective williams here. yeah. tell him to go to sergeant milton. yeah, copy.  well, jeffrey, you found something which is very interesting to us. very interesting. i know you must be curious to know more.  but. i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you not only not to tell anyone about your find, but also not to ask more about the case. one day. when it's all sewed up, i'll let you know all the details. right now, though. i can't.	I understand. I'm just real curious like you said.
come into the study a minute.	Excuse me, Mrs. Williams.
got it. thanks for letting me in on as much as you did.	Come on. I'll drive you home. It's on my way.
by the way, jeffrey, this story isn't going to the press and i'm going to ask you to consider all you've heard strictly confidential. do not discuss this business with anyone, but me, or other police personnel. got it?	Got it. Thanks for letting me in on as much as you did.
yeah. i've got it here in this bag. i thought i should bring it to you.	Yep, that's right. Let's take a look at it.
you did? a human ear?	Yeah. I've got it here in this bag. I thought I should bring it to you.
he's alright, i guess. i hope. they're doing tests, that's why i'm home from school. i was over at the hospital this morning and i was going home and in the field behind our neighborhood. there behind vista, i found an ear.	You did? A human ear?
sure i do. i understand he's in the hospital. how is he?	He's alright, I guess. I hope. They're doing tests, that's why I'm home from school. I was over at the hospital this morning and I was going home and in the field behind our neighborhood. there behind Vista, I found an ear.
my name is jeffrey beaumont - i live near you. i believe you know my father, tom beaumont - beaumont's hardware store?	Sure I do. I understand he's in the hospital. How is he?
yes.	My name is Jeffrey Beaumont - I live near you. I believe you know my father, Tom Beaumont - Beaumont's Hardware Store?
are you detective williams?	Yes.
frank. he didn't mean it. leave him alone. come on. he didn't mean it.	Shut up. Gimme your lipstick.  . Hey, pretty, pretty.
can i feel 'em?	If you want to.
those are my breasts.	Can I feel 'em?
don't say please, fuckhead. what are these?	Those are my breasts.
come on, frank. let's go. please.	Don't say PLEASE, Fuckhead. WHAT ARE THESE?
look at these. what are these?	Come on, Frank. Let's go. Please.
yes, but.	Then, shut up!
you want to see him too, right?	Yes, but.
frank?	You want to see him too, right?
hey. tits. i'm taking your neighbor to the country. maybe something for you too.	Frank?
where are we going, frank?	Hey. Tits. I'm taking your neighbor to the country. maybe something for you too.
he's a friend. from the neighborhood. we were just talking.	From the neighborhood?  Shut the fuck up.  You like telephones? Huh?. You wanta go for a ride?
who's this fuck?	He's a friend. from the neighborhood. we were just talking.
. mommy's here.	Baby wants to fuck.
. mommy!.	. mommy's here.
hello, daddy.	. my bourbon.
shut up. it's daddy. shithead.	Hello, daddy.
hello, baby.	Shut up. It's daddy. shithead.
no way. get out. i'm gonna tell frank. i'm gonna tell him what you said.	Okay, I'm goin'. You'll see. I'll get you.
he's the reformed dealer though who wanted to turn himself in. he's the one that caused frank to come and frank's fucking us real good. i just feel so horny. i'm supposed to be here watching you why can't i be here fucking you. listen. i know his cock's the size of a pin - let me give you the real thing. let me wet my whistle, baby.	No way. get out. I'm gonna tell Frank. I'm gonna tell him what you said.
oh he forced you, huh?	He's the reformed dealer though who wanted to turn himself in. he's the one that caused Frank to come and Frank's fucking us real good. I just feel so horny. I'm supposed to be here watching you why can't I be here fucking you. Listen. I know his cock's the size of a pin - let me give you the real thing. let me wet my whistle, baby.
yeah, maybe so. frank's got me. and you. and really it's all thanks to don. isn't it. remember that. your husband was the one who started fucking my mind with drugs.	Oh he forced you, huh?
'cause he's comin' back, that's what for. frank's got you really loaded tonight.	Yeah, maybe so. Frank's got me. and you. and really it's all thanks to Don. isn't it. remember that. Your husband was the one who started fucking my mind with drugs.
he's comin' back?. what for?	'Cause he's comin' back, that's what for. Frank's got you really loaded tonight.
alright, suit yourself.	He's comin' back?. What for?
bull.	Alright, suit yourself.
yeah. but get outta here. he's comin' back.	Bull.
frank gone?	Yeah. but get outta here. He's comin' back.
i promise, dorothy. i promise.	Hold me. I'M FALLING!
help him!! promise me you'll help him!	I promise, Dorothy. I promise.
don?. where is he?	HELP HIM!! Promise me you'll help him!
hold me, don.	Don?. Where is he?
who, dorothy?	Don. help him. HELP HIM!! DONNY!!!!
they hurt his head.	Who, Dorothy?
shh. i'll tell you.	They hurt his head.
it's okay. it's okay.	My secret lover.
where have you been?  oh god. they hurt him, jeffrey. jeffrey, jeffrey, jeffrey, hold me. hold me. oh god.	It's okay. it's okay.
yeah, it's me.	Oh God, Jeffrey. is that you? Oh God.
oh no.	No.  Hi baby.
i'm getting a little bit fat. i hate that.	You look beautiful to me.
what?	I'm getting a little bit fat. I hate that.
okay. soon? do you think i'm too fat?	What?
i'll call you.	Okay. soon? Do you think I'm too fat?
i want you to stay with me.	I think I better go.
i guess i should go.	I want you to stay with me.
why are you here?  hmmmmmmmm!!!! ok.	No. not really.  but also because I really want you to be alright.
yes.	Why are you here?  Hmmmmmmmm!!!! Ok.
i did. are you?	Yes.
you called me jeffrey.	I did. are you?
if i die, then they'll be free. it's getting late, isn't it? i can tell. it's a cold feeling when it's late. it's warm then it gets cold. jeffrey. i feel it getting cold.	You called me Jeffrey.
dorothy. no!	If I die, then they'll be free. It's getting late, isn't it? I can tell. it's a cold feeling when it's late. It's warm then it gets cold. Jeffrey. I feel it getting cold.
there's so much i want to tell you. i'm in so much darkness though with things moving. there is darkness sucking me. it's kissing me and darkness is entering me. in every hole. it's opening me to a death.	Dorothy. no!
i'm glad you do.	There's so much I want to tell you. I'm in so much darkness though with things moving. there is darkness sucking me. It's kissing me and darkness is entering me. in every hole. It's opening me to a death.
men are crazy. then they put their craziness into me. then it makes me crazy. then they aren't so crazy for awhile. then they put their craziness in me again.  . it's burning me. but i love you. i do, i do. did you know that? did you know that i love you?	I'm glad you do.
there's no disease, i can tell you.	Men are crazy. then they put their craziness into me. then it makes me crazy. then they aren't so crazy for awhile. then they put their craziness in me again.  . it's burning me. but I love you. I do, I do. Did you know that? Did you know that I love you?
you put your disease in me. your semen. it's hot and full of disease.	There's no disease, I can tell you.
you. what?	You put your disease in me. your semen. it's hot and full of disease.
shhhhhh. now i have your disease.	You. what?
i didn't mean to hurt you.	Shhhhhh. Now I have your disease.
i love you don with all my heart.	No. it's not Don.
wait a minute. wait. whatiya want? for cryin' out loud!	Just get outta my bed.
and sometimes you think you don't?! well, get away then!	Wait a minute. Wait. Whatiya want? For cryin' out loud!
sometimes i think i do.	And sometimes you think you don't?! Well, get away then!
i asked first.	Sometimes I think I do.
do you love me?	I asked first.
do you love me?	Do you love me?
kiss me.	Do you love me?
look, snap out of it, will ya?	Kiss me.
what if frank came over here and found us?	Look, snap out of it, will ya?
come on dorothy.	What if Frank came over here and found us?
beeeee careful.	Come on Dorothy.
shut up.	Beeeee careful.
does that scare you?	Shut up.
okay. i know you've been scared. now you want to scare someone.	Does that scare you?
frank would open you.	Okay. I know you've been scared. now you want to scare someone.
that wouldn't be too good, would it?	Frank would open you.
what if i told frank that you opened me?	That wouldn't be too good, would it?
yes.	What if I told Frank that you opened me?
you like to open me. don't you?	Yes.
i want you to hurt me.	No. I told you. I don't want to hurt you. I want to help you. I think I know some of what is happening to you.  . Dorothy? Frank has your husband and son. Dorothy? Doesn't he? You have to do something Dorothy. go to the police.
what do you want?	I want you to hurt me.
do you want to do bad things?  anything. anything.	What do you want?
whatiya mean?	Do you want to do bad things?  Anything. anything.
are you a bad boy?	Whatiya mean?
i'm doing it.	Are you a bad boy?
what do you want to do?	I'm doing it.
do you like my body?	Sure I do.
that's good.	Do you like my body?
i'm not crazy.  i know the difference between right and wrong.	That's good.
i sure don't hate you.	I'm not crazy.  I know the difference between right and wrong.
no. how could he?. don't go. you think i'm crazy, don't you? i want you to stay.  . don't hate me.	I sure don't hate you.
frank is coming?	No. how could he?. Don't go. You think I'm crazy, don't you? I want you to stay.  . don't hate me.
yes. frank-	Frank is coming?
i'm sorry .maybe i better go dorothy.	Yes. Frank-
it used to make me laugh .but.	I'm sorry .maybe I better go Dorothy.
hello.	It used to make me laugh .but.
come in.	Hello.
no. i should go.	Please. please stay.
. or do you just want me? i'm going to let you enter me now.	No. I should go.
yes.	. or do you just want me? I'm going to let you enter me now.
who are you? maybe i'll need to. you like me, huh?	Yes.
i came back to help you. you said do i let girls sneak into my house. you know where i live. if you need to. come to where i live. o.k.?	Who are you? Maybe I'll need to. you like me, huh?
why are you so interested? why do you keep asking me?	I came back to help you. You said do I let girls sneak into my house. You know where I live. if you need to. come to where I live. O.K.?
no. but you're in very big trouble.	Why are you so interested? Why do you keep asking me?
don?. are you in with them?	No. But you're in very big trouble.
who is don?	Don?. Are you in with them?
no. please, dorothy. why are you in so much trouble?	Who is Don?
falling.	No. Please, Dorothy. Why are you in so much trouble?
no.	Falling.
look.	No.
i can't. i can't. you think you know so much.	Take it easy. What's goin' on anyway?. Why are you in so much trouble?
there you go again. stop saying that. you can make it.	I can't. I can't. You think you know so much.
oh god. don!!! why can't i just die.	There you go again. stop saying that. You can make it.
who's it, you mean.	Oh God. Don!!! Why can't I just die.
nice guy.  who's he?	Who's it, you mean.
frank? .can you stand up?	I'm alright. go hide. This won't take long. Be quiet.
oh shit.	Frank? .can you stand up?
. same here.	Oh shit.
i liked being with you last night.	. same here.
that's not crazy. i like you too.	I liked being with you last night.
i looked for you in my closet tonight.  it's crazy, i don't know where you came from but. i like you.	That's not crazy. I like you too.
. i. uh.	I looked for you in my closet tonight.  It's crazy, I don't know where you came from but. I like you.
hi. can i come in?	Yeah. hurry up though.
it's a secret so don't tell anyone. some day i'll show you where. i've gotta go to sleep now.	O.K.
don't say that.	It's a secret so don't tell anyone. Some day I'll show you where. I've gotta go to sleep now.
did i say that?. i didn't mean it. or did i?  sometimes i think it would be fun.  go ahead, you better leave now. i can't open myself to you now. i'll tell you a little secret.  i want to die.	Don't say that.
then don't talk about killing.	Did I say that?. I didn't mean it. or did I?  Sometimes I think it would be fun.  Go ahead, you better leave now. I can't open myself to you now. I'll tell you a little secret.  I want to die.
go then. i can't let you put it in me now but i want you. i like you.	Then don't talk about killing.
please don't talk like that. you're upset. i'm not helping you. i'm sorry for what i did. i better go.	Go then. I can't let you put it in me now but I want you. I like you.
maybe you don't know. i know you though. you're jeffrey beaumont and i know where you live and i know ways to get you and i know ways to kill you.	Please don't talk like that. You're upset. I'm not helping you. I'm sorry for what I did. I better go.
no. what is happening?	Maybe you don't know. I know you though. You're Jeffrey Beaumont and I know where you live and I know ways to get you and I know ways to kill you.
you don't?	No. What is happening?
no.	You don't?
do you know?	No.
next christmas. is he santa claus who has left a present for dorothy? what was it? an ear? another ear?!!  what was it?	Do you know?
i made it go down the toilet.	What?
yes, i like you.	You can be my special friend and come and put that in me.
do you like me?	Yes, I like you.
you can hit me, if you want to.	No. please. I won't.
yes.	You can kiss them if you want. Fell them . They're getting hard.
see my nipples?	Yes.
yes.	See my nipples?
see my breasts?  . see?	Yes.
yes.	See my breasts?  . See?
do you like the way i feel?	Yes.
it's okay. it's okay.	Do you like the way I feel?
thank you. honey.	It's okay. It's okay.
don. hold me. i'm scared. hold me. please.	Thank you. honey.
no.	Don. Hold me. I'm scared. Hold me. Please.
don?	No.
i'll go then.	Don?
sure i'm alright.	I'll go then.
nothing. are you alright?	Sure I'm alright.
don't.  i don't like that. what do you want?	Nothing. Are you alright?
no.	Lie down on the bed.
do you like talk like that?	No.
do you like that?	Yes.
i . i don't know.	What do you want?
what do you want from me?	I . I don't know.
look. i'm sorry. just let me leave.	No way.
no, you come on. take off your pants. i want to see you.	Look. I'm sorry. Just let me leave.
no. come on.	NO, you come on. Take off your pants. I want to see you.
how'd you like it if someone sneaked into your house and watched you.  get undressed. i want to see you.	No. Come on.
never before this.	How'd you like it if someone sneaked into your house and watched you.  Get undressed. I want to see you.
how many times have you sneaked into girls' apartments and watched them undress?	Never before this.
then you got undressed.	How many times have you sneaked into girls' apartments and watched them undress?
then what?	Then you got undressed.
well.	THEN WHAT?
that's right. that's what i said. you have a good memory. then what?	Well.
you said hello. to frank. you wanted to talk to someone?. don?. and little donny. you said something about momma loves you. and something about a meadow lane. something in an hour. i don't remember any more.	That's right. That's what I said. You have a good memory. Then what?
the phone. what did you hear on the phone . tell me. word for word.	You said hello. to Frank. You wanted to talk to someone?. Don?. and little Donny. You said something about Momma loves you. and something about a Meadow Lane. something in an hour. I don't remember any more.
. i saw you come in, talk on the phone. get undressed.	The phone. What did you hear on the phone . Tell me. Word for word.
tell me what you saw tonight. tell me.	. I saw you come in, talk on the phone. get undressed.
i sprayed your apartment. i took your key. i really didn't mean to do anything but see you.	Tell me what you saw tonight. TELL ME.
an experiment? hey, i've seen you before.	I sprayed your apartment. I took your key. I really didn't mean to do anything but see you.
i was. an experiment. just to see if i could do it.	An experiment? Hey, I've seen you before.
shit. you better tell me something.	I was. an experiment. Just to see if I could do it.
nobody.	Shit. You better tell me something.
what? are you kidding me? who sent you here?	Nobody.
i wanted to see you.	What? Are you kidding me? Who sent you here?
you tell me!! let me see that wallet.  jeffrey beaumont. what're you doing in my apartment, jeffrey beaumont?	I wanted to see you.
jeffrey nothing.	You tell me!! Let me see that wallet.  Jeffrey Beaumont. What're you doing in my apartment, Jeffrey Beaumont?
jeffrey. jeffrey what?	Jeffrey nothing.
jeffrey.	Jeffrey. Jeffrey what?
get out of there!! get out!! put your hands up, on your head. go on!! get down on your knees - do it!! what are you doing? who are you? what's your name?. what's your name?	Jeffrey.
that oughta do it.	Yeah.
nope. it's new stuff. no smell.	Oh yeah, that's good.
oh god, that stuff stinks.	Nope. it's new stuff. no smell.
pest control. gotta do your apartment.	Oh God, that stuff stinks.
yes? what is it?	Pest control. gotta do your apartment.
we're going to leave that up to detective williams. i'll tell you though. you're okay. you shot a real son of a bitch.	Yeah. I sure know that. Yeah, but how many more are out there?
yeah. i guess i did.  what's going to happen to me?	We're going to leave that up to Detective Williams. I'll tell you though. you're okay. you shot a real son of a bitch.
you seemed to see some very interesting things on your little escapade with dorothy vallens.	Yeah. I guess I did.  What's going to happen to me?
he became obsessed with her. she hated him. he had to have her. he kidnapped them to control her. to make her do things. then she wanted to commit suicide so he started cutting off ears as a warning to her to stay alive. i'm not kidding. frank loved blue. blue velvet. he had to have dorothy cause her whole life was blue.	You seemed to see some very interesting things on your little escapade with Dorothy Vallens.
we're looking for him. in your opinion, why did frank kidnap dorothy's son and husband?	He became obsessed with her. She hated him. He had to have her. He kidnapped them to control her. to make her do things. Then she wanted to commit suicide so he started cutting off ears as a warning to her to stay alive. I'm not kidding. Frank loved blue. blue velvet. He had to have Dorothy cause her whole life was blue.
yes.	I'll send you straight to hell, Fuck!
don't be a good neighbor to her or i'm gonna send you a love letter. straight from my heart, fucker. you know what a love letter is? it's a bullet. straight from my gun, fucker. once you get a love letter from me, you're fucked forever. understand, fuck?	Yes.
nothing.	Don't look at me, Fuck. I shoot when I see the whites of the eyes.  You like me?.
what are you lookin' at?	Nothing.
what?	Let's take our neighbor out. Let him fuckin' walk back.
hey? . you like to walk.	What?
here's to ben.	Do you see, Ben?. I can make him do anything I fuckin' please.
hey neighbor. here's to ben.	Here's to Ben.
heineken.	FUCK THAT SHIT. PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!
on a ride.	A ride?. Hell, that's a good idea. okay, let's go. Hey, let's go.
go where?	On a ride.
i don't want to go.	Go where?
no thanks. what does that mean?	I don't want to go.
no thanks.	No thanks. what does that mean?
there ya go.	Good, let's drink up.
no, i want ya to fuck it. shit, yes. pour the fuckin' beer.	There ya go.
right here frank. you want me to pour it?	No, I want ya to fuck it. Shit, yes. pour the fuckin' beer.
raymond! where's the fuckin' beer?	Right here Frank. You want me to pour it?
okay frank.	What kinda beer do you like?
come on. i wancha to meet a frienda mine. raymond, get enough beer for ben too.	Okay Frank.
look jeffrey.	Yeah. I just saw him outside. Maybe the robins are here.
no jeffrey!!	Yes I'm going. I have to. I love you. I will, believe me.
please get to your father and send him and the police to dorothy's apartment right away. be sure your father comes. something is happening over there. they're hurting someone. the guy she loves. tell them to hurry. i'm going over right now.	No Jeffrey!!
... sandy?.	Go ahead!
go ahead.	... Sandy?.
i should go with her, sandy.	Go ahead.
ok. let's get her over to your father's.	Right. Watch out for Mike, there.
probably not. no. why?	OK. Let's get her over to your father's.
no. is detective gordon going to be at your house?	Probably not. no. Why?
take her to my house. my dad can get an ambulance faster than anyone. do you have anything to put around her?	No. Is Detective Gordon going to be at your house?
dorothy vallens?	Yes.
dorothy! ... dorothy!	Dorothy Vallens?
no.	Sandy. this guy is a killer!! I promise you.
my father has a gun at home.	No.
oh my god. what's wrong?	Frank!!
you want to dance?	Okay.
let's wait for some slow one.	Just a minute.
no.	Let's wait for some slow one.
really. you want to dance with someone else?	NO.
really?	Really. you want to dance with someone else?
i can't dance fast.	Really?
you want to dance?	I can't dance fast.
i like that idea. that's a real good idea.	You want to dance?
thank you. whatiya say we just enjoy the evening?	I like that idea. that's a real good idea.
... you look beautiful.	Thank you. Whatiya say we just enjoy the evening?
it's okay.	... You look beautiful.
i'd rather not talk about it. i'll tell you about it sometime.	It's okay.
just go over to gelford and up to vista. it's not far. can you tell me any more about what you learned?	I'd rather not talk about it. I'll tell you about it sometime.
where to?	Just go over to Gelford and up to Vista. It's not far. Can you tell me any more about what you learned?
it's good to see you.	Where to?
nothing. really! it's good to see you.	It's good to see you.
what was that all about?	Nothing. really! It's good to see you.
what is it?	Just some fatherly advice.
okay.	What is it?
i should never had gotten you going on this.  yes jeffrey. friday's on!	Okay. great!
no.	I should never had gotten you going on this.  Yes Jeffrey. Friday's on!
you didn't tell him about me?	No.
yeah. i think so. i just had to tell him some of what i knew. is friday still on?	You didn't tell him about me?
everything okay?	Yeah. I think so. I just had to tell him some of what I knew. Is Friday still on?
great. hey. i've got a bit of a problem. i know some things. that could help your father but you might get into trouble.	Jeffrey. are they important things? Well forget me - you have to tell him. Jeffrey. I mean it.
you worry about me really?	Yes. is that so surprising?. Yeah I worry. a lot. I got you into this.
you like mysteries that much?	Yeah. you're a mystery. I like you. very much.
i'm seeing something that was always hidden. i'm involved in a mystery. i'm learning. and it's all secret.	You like mysteries that much?
jeffrey?. why?	I'm seeing something that was always hidden. I'm involved in a mystery. I'm learning. and it's all secret.
yeah.	Jeffrey?. Why?
i can't believe what you are finding out. are you going to continue with this. are you going back to her apartment?	Yeah.
then these guys told me the police will find a huge amount of drugs inside the dead man's place.	I can't believe what you are finding out. Are you going to continue with this. Are you going back to her apartment?
jeffrey!!	Then these guys told me the police will find a huge amount of drugs inside the dead man's place.
number two. i saw the yellow man come out. this time with a well-dressed man with an alligator briefcase. they drove down this factory building and stood on a staircase looking at something in the distance. number three. now get this. in the distance was a murder. a drug dealer shot to death and a woman with her legs broken.	Jeffrey!!
oh yeah?	Number two. I saw the Yellow Man come out. This time with a well-dressed man with an alligator briefcase. They drove down this factory building and stood on a staircase looking at something in the distance. Number three. now get this. In the distance was a murder. a drug dealer shot to death and a woman with her legs broken.
maybe. but i think the yellow man is on drugs. i think frank supplies him.	Oh yeah?
nothing really, but it's interesting. they know each other. they seem to like each other.	Maybe. But I think the Yellow Man is on drugs. I think Frank supplies him.
number one. i saw the yellow man go into frank's building, laughing with frank. now. the only trouble is. what does this prove?	Nothing really, but it's interesting. they know each other. they seem to like each other.
shoot.	Number one. I saw the Yellow Man go into Frank's building, laughing with Frank. Now. the only trouble is. what does this prove?
that's what makes it so good. you wanta hear what i saw today?	Shoot.
you know, that cheese is practically all chemicals.	That's what makes it so good. You wanta hear what I saw today?
yeah, but. i don't think it's going to do much good. let's go. i'll try to talk to him later.	You know, that cheese is practically all chemicals.
you want to go talk to him?	Yeah, but. I don't think it's going to do much good. Let's go. I'll try to talk to him later.
what am i going to do?	You want to go talk to him?
i'm really sorry.	What am I going to do?
you were late.	I'm really sorry.
goodnight.	See ya tomorrow.
okay. okay.	Goodnight.
you better not, jeffrey.	Okay. okay.
can i give you a kiss good night?	You better not, Jeffrey.
okay, sandy.	Can I give you a kiss good night?
okay. be careful.	Okay, Sandy.
i will.  i'll pick you up on the same corner at three thirty-five, okay?	Okay. be careful.
no, silly - i'm still in school you know. but i'll meet you after school and you can tell me what you've learned. you better be careful, jeffrey.	I will.  I'll pick you up on the same corner at three thirty-five, okay?
i guess so. you want to help me watch frank?. i'm going to stake out frank's place tomorrow. with a camera.	No, silly - I'm still in school you know. but I'll meet you after school and you can tell me what you've learned. You better be careful, Jeffrey.
so are you.  i mean you're a neat guy. we better get back.	I guess so. you want to help me watch Frank?. I'm going to stake out Frank's place tomorrow. with a camera.
yeah i guess so.  you're a neat girl.	So are you.  I mean you're a neat guy. We better get back.
i don't know. i had a dream. in fact. the night i met you.  . in the dream the world was dark because there weren't any robins. you know, birds. robins stood for love. and all of a sudden thousands of robins flew down and brought this blinding light of love. and it felt like that love would be the only thing that would make any difference. i guess. until the robins come there is trouble.	Yeah I guess so.  You're a neat girl.
why are there people like frank. why is there so much trouble in this world.?	I don't know. I had a dream. in fact. the night I met you.  . in the dream the world was dark because there weren't any robins. you know, birds. robins stood for love. and all of a sudden thousands of robins flew down and brought this blinding light of love. and it felt like that love would be the only thing that would make any difference. I guess. until the robins come there is trouble.
you're sure right. it is a strange world.	Why are there people like Frank. Why is there so much trouble in this world.?
that's what i thought.	You're sure right. It is a strange world.
who, me? why should it?	That's what I thought.
that doesn't bother you, does it?	Who, me? Why should it?
yeah?	That doesn't bother you, does it?
yeah. i mean. a little, . you know.	Yeah?
did you see her undressed?	Yeah. I mean. a little, . you know.
yes.	Did you see her undressed?
twice. without her sensing anything?	Yes.
. actually. i've been in twice.	Twice. without her sensing anything?
you saw a lot in one night.	. Actually. I've been in twice.
i don't see how i can. and i can't prove any of this. i got all this information illegally. also it could get you in trouble.	You saw a lot in one night.
wow. should you tell my father?	I don't see how I can. and I can't prove any of this. I got all this information illegally. also it could get you in trouble.
. ok. it's a strange world, sandy. this is what i have found out. what i think i have found out. dorothy vallens is married to a man named don. they have a son. i think the son and the husband have been kidnapped by a man named frank who has now cut off both of don's ears. i think he is holding them to make her do things for him. i think she wants to die. the ears were for her a warning to stay alive. there is another man involved. i call him the "yellow man". you saw his back the other day in the hall at her door. i don't know what he does but i think he's on drugs supplied by frank. frank is a very dangerous man.	Wow. Should you tell my father?
you want to tell me about it?	. OK. It's a strange world, Sandy. this is what I have found out. What I think I have found out. Dorothy Vallens is married to a man named Don. they have a son. I think the son and the husband have been kidnapped by a man named Frank who has now cut off both of Don's ears. I think he is holding them to make her do things for him. I think she wants to die. the ears were for her a warning to stay alive. there is another man involved. I call him the "yellow man". you saw his back the other day in the hall at her door. I don't know what he does but I think he's on drugs supplied by Frank. Frank is a very dangerous man.
no way. i'm about to blow up.	You want to tell me about it?
you want a dairy queen?	No way. I'm about to blow up.
it's okay. don't worry about it.	You want a Dairy Queen?
i'm sorry, i didn't.	It's okay. Don't worry about it.
he got a little jealous.	I'm sorry, I didn't.
what's with mike?	He got a little jealous.
what did you see?	Well.  Maybe we should discuss this somewhere else. you know what I mean?
well. i've found out some things. nothing really for certain. there are some strange people involved.	What did you see?
well, how did it go?. what happened?	Well. I've found out some things. nothing really for certain. There are some strange people involved.
that's for me to know and for you to find out. i'll see you. i mean call you. okay?	Okay, okay. Bye.
i don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.	That's for me to know and for you to find out. I'll see you. I mean call you. okay?
okay. thanks.	I don't know if you're a detective or a pervert.
i'll honk four times so you'll hear it and know she's on her way up. okay?	Okay. thanks.
are you sure?	I'll honk four times so you'll hear it and know she's on her way up. Okay?
i'm going to wait here until she comes.	Are you sure?
yeah.	I'm going to wait here until she comes.
call tomorrow. it's okay. good luck. i hope you can sneak out okay. you're going to wait until she's asleep?	Yeah.
look. it can wait till sunday.	Call tomorrow. It's okay. Good luck. I hope you can sneak out okay. You're going to wait until she's asleep?
okay. yeah, call.	Look. it can wait till Sunday.
oh, okay. can i call?	Okay. yeah, call.
i. i don't want to see you tomorrow. mike's coming over.	Oh, okay. can I call?
i'm going in, sandy. i'll see you tomorrow and tell you how it went.	I. I don't want to see you tomorrow. Mike's coming over.
. i wish you wouldn't do this.  it doesn't make any sense. let's go somewhere and have some coffee.	I'm going in, Sandy. I'll see you tomorrow and tell you how it went.
could you wait a little while. this key may not fit.	. I wish you wouldn't do this.  It doesn't make any sense. Let's go somewhere and have some coffee.
o.k.	Could you wait a little while. this key may not fit.
leave it in the front of your house for me. okay?	O.K.
yeah. but.	Leave it in the front of your house for me. okay?
it'll be okay. i don't think you should wait out here though. i think you should go home. can you drive this car?	Yeah. but.
it's crazy and dangerous. my god. i shouldn't have told you.	It'll be okay. I don't think you should wait out here though. I think you should go home. Can you drive this car?
why not?	It's crazy and dangerous. My God. I shouldn't have told you.
jeffrey, i don't think you ought to do it.	Why not?
here's to. an interesting experience.	I'll drink to that.
that sounds good.	Two.
i'd like an ice-cold heineken.	That sounds good.
then we'll drive back to her apartment and i will plant myself there.	This is not my usual Friday night!
brilliant.	Then we'll drive back to her apartment and I will plant myself there.
first of all, we're going to the slow club to see dorothy vallens. we'll watch her for awhile. i'd like to hear her sing anyway, and then also we'll know she is there and not in her apartment.	Brilliant.
what's the plan.	First of all, we're going to the Slow Club to see Dorothy Vallens. We'll watch her for awhile. I'd like to hear her sing anyway, and then also we'll know she is there and not in her apartment.
yeah, but don't pick me up. my father may think it's strange. i'll walk over to your house. i'll be there at eight o'clock.	Okay. You better get out before someone sees us.
great. i'll pick you up around eight o'clock. is that good?	Yeah, but don't pick me up. my father may think it's strange. I'll walk over to your house. I'll be there at eight o'clock.
i already know. the "slow club." it's on route 7.	Great. I'll pick you up around eight o'clock. Is that good?
first of all, we'll have a nice dinner. try to find out where dorothy sings.	I already know. The "Slow Club." It's on Route 7.
i'll tell mike i'm sick. there's a game tonight anyway and he'll never miss me. afterwards he can go out with the guys. just so the record is kept straight though, i love mike. what do want me to do?	First of all, we'll have a nice dinner. Try to find out where Dorothy sings.
i don't want you to get involved, really, i mean, i do, but if something went wrong i mean, like you said, they may be involved in murder.	I'll tell Mike I'm sick. There's a game tonight anyway and he'll never miss me. Afterwards he can go out with the guys. Just so the record is kept straight though, I love Mike. What do want me to do?
you really want to do this, don't you?	I don't want you to get involved, really, I mean, I do, but if something went wrong I mean, like you said, they may be involved in murder.
well, it's friday night and you're a beautiful girl. i guess you would have a date. that does that.	You really want to do this, don't you?
yes. i do.	Well, it's Friday night and you're a beautiful girl. I guess you would have a date. that does that.
you didn't goof it up, but. you still owe me one. i want to sneak in tonight. it's friday. do you have a date tonight?	Yes. I do.
i owe you. since i goofed up this one.	You didn't goof it up, but. you still owe me one. I want to sneak in tonight. It's Friday. do you have a date tonight?
pretty clever. are you game for more?	I owe you. since I goofed up this one.
so. what's next?	Pretty clever. Are you game for more?
yeah, if it opens the door.	Yeah.
i didn't get a good look at him either, but he sure looked at me. i didn't have time to get a window, but i found this key.  pretty nifty, huh?	Yeah, if it opens the door.
no. i only saw his back. he went down another stairwell at the end of the hall.	I didn't get a good look at him either, but he sure looked at me. I didn't have time to get a window, but I found this key.  Pretty nifty, huh?
yes and no. did you recognize him?	No. I only saw his back. He went down another stairwell at the end of the hall.
i was just about to go to the door, when that man did my job for me. was it alright?	Yes and no. Did you recognize him?
yeah. let's get outta here. what happened?	I was just about to go to the door, when that man did my job for me. Was it alright?
are you alright?	Yeah. let's get outta here. What happened?
thanks. dorothy vallens. okay. good luck . three minutes, no sooner.	Alright. Good luck, yourself.
oh bother. dorothy vallens, seventh floor.  look on the mailbox for her number, bright boy.	Thanks. Dorothy Vallens. Okay. good luck . three minutes, no sooner.
okay, i'm going ahead. wait a minute, what's her name?	Oh bother. Dorothy Vallens, Seventh Floor.  Look on the mailbox for her number, bright boy.
let's go.	Okay, I'm going ahead. Wait a minute, what's her name?
alright.	Let's go.
now. we'll walk over so there's no license plates and you give me at least three minutes. i can stall if it's more, but i need time to find a good window .alright?	Alright.
you've got a point there.	Now. we'll walk over so there's no license plates and you give me at least three minutes. I can stall if it's more, but I need time to find a good window .alright?
let's just try the first part. if that goes well, we'll see about the rest. no one will suspect us, because no one would believe two people like us would be crazy enough to do something like this.	You've got a point there.
i don't know. it sounds like a good daydream, . but actually doing it is too weird. too dangerous.	Let's just try the first part. If that goes well, we'll see about the rest. No one will suspect us, because no one would believe two people like us would be crazy enough to do something like this.
you will be a jehovah's witness. i have a few "awake" magazines for you. you don't have to keep her very long. a few seconds is all i'll need. whatiya think?	I don't know. it sounds like a good daydream, . but actually doing it is too weird. too dangerous.
what will i say when she comes to the door?	You will be a Jehovah's Witness. I have a few "Awake" magazines for you. You don't have to keep her very long. a few seconds is all I'll need. Whatiya think?
right out in the car i happen to have some old overalls and a bug spraying rig. i will go to her apartment and be the pest control man. i will spray her apartment. after a few minutes you will knock on her door, drawing her attention away from me and i will then jimmy a window.	What will I say when she comes to the door?
now, how are you going to do that?	Right out in the car I happen to have some old overalls and a bug spraying rig. I will go to her apartment and be the pest control man. I will spray her apartment. After a few minutes you will knock on her door, drawing her attention away from me and I will then jimmy a window.
alright. the first thing is to get into her apartment and open a window that i could crawl into later.	Now, how are you going to do that?
it wouldn't hurt to hear the plan, i guess.	Alright. the first thing is to get into her apartment and open a window that I could crawl into later.
settle down. i have a plan which i think will work. there is very little for you to do, but i do need your help. .aren't you curious about my plan?	It wouldn't hurt to hear the plan, I guess.
you said it was a strange world. and you're the strangest part of it. are you crazy.she is possibly involved in murder. this gives me the creeps.	Settle down. I have a plan which I think will work. There is very little for you to do, but I do need your help. .Aren't you curious about my plan?
there are opportunities in life for gaining knowledge and experience. sometimes, in some cases. it's necessary to take a risk. i got to thinking. i'll bet a person could learn a lot by getting into that woman's apartment. you know. sneak in and hide and observe.	You said it was a strange world. and you're the strangest part of it. Are you crazy.she is possibly involved in murder. This gives me the creeps.
alright, now tell me. what is it?	There are opportunities in life for gaining knowledge and experience. sometimes, in some cases. it's necessary to take a risk. I got to thinking. I'll bet a person could learn a lot by getting into that woman's apartment. you know. sneak in and hide and observe.
ooooo, you are smart. just don't get too smart.	Alright, now tell me. What is it?
i guess mike's got some sort of sports practice in the afternoon.	Ooooo, you are smart. Just don't get too smart.
i'm here, aren't i?	I guess Mike's got some sort of sports practice in the afternoon.
i don't want to cause any trouble.	I'm here, aren't I?
i'd like to talk to you about something.	Just a minute. pull over and wait a minute.
i don't know.	I'd like to talk to you about something.
you hungry or thirsty, or both?	I don't know.
i guess so. like you said. it's a strange world.	Yeah. Good bye.
i've gotta go in.	Thanks for the tour. It was nice talking to you.
i don't know. he moved away.	I've gotta go in.
what happened to him?	I don't know. he moved away.
it's not bad. but it's bad enough. it's a lot worse for my father.  i used to know a kid who lived there and who had the biggest tongue in the world.	What happened to him?
still, it must be kinda rough.	It's not bad. but it's bad enough. it's a lot worse for my father.  I used to know a kid who lived there and who had the biggest tongue in the world.
i have to help out in my father's hardware store. they're giving me sort of my own hours for a while. which is nice.	Still, it must be kinda rough.
yeah, i guess so.  what are you going to do now that you're home?	I have to help out in my father's hardware store. they're giving me sort of my own hours for a while. which is nice.
you really do hear a lot, don't you?	Yeah, I guess so.  What are you going to do now that you're home?
my father is watching the businessman. the businessman had a partner who disappeared. left his whole business and family, his wife and two kids. they think he's been murdered.	You really do hear a lot, don't you?
oh yeah. what about those other people? . anything?	My father is watching the businessman. The businessman had a partner who disappeared. left his whole business and family, his wife and two kids. They think he's been murdered.
i don't know. like i said, she's not my father's case.	Oh yeah. What about those other people? . Anything?
did they find out anything when they questioned her?	I don't know. like I said, she's not my father's case.
i don't know. you're not supposed to see them. they're supposed to see you.	Did they find out anything when they questioned her?
where are they?	I don't know. you're not supposed to see them. They're supposed to see you.
that's the building. she lives on the seventh floor. don't stop to look long . the police are watching.	Where are they?
not really, why?  you want to see the building?. come on, i'll show you.	That's the building. She lives on the Seventh Floor. Don't stop to look long . the police are watching.
i guess you have to get back home soon?	Not really, why?  You want to see the building?. Come on, I'll show you.
yeah. it's close by. that's what's creepy. they've had her under surveillance for a couple of months, except i don't know what they've found out because my father isn't in charge of her.	I guess you have to get back home soon?
it's a strange world isn't it? do you know what building the woman lives in?	Yeah. It's close by. that's what's creepy. They've had her under surveillance for a couple of months, except I don't know what they've found out because my father isn't in charge of her.
maybe so.	It's a strange world isn't it? Do you know what building the woman lives in?
the ear is from a missing person maybe?	Maybe so.
no. this has been going on for some time . several months. about six months ago some parts of bodies were found down by the river. they were from people who were reported missing. they never found one complete body. only parts.	The ear is from a missing person maybe?
were all these people questioned this afternoon?	No. this has been going on for some time . several months. About six months ago some parts of bodies were found down by the river. They were from people who were reported missing. They never found one complete body. only parts.
there were at least three, maybe four. but a name that keeps coming up is this woman who lives in an apartment building very close to your house and also close to the field where you found the ear. there's also a business man over by the franklin factory district that was questioned. and a musician. and some others.	Were all these people questioned this afternoon?
do you know who was brought in for questioning?	There were at least three, maybe four. But a name that keeps coming up is this woman who lives in an apartment building very close to your house and also close to the field where you found the ear. There's also a business man over by the Franklin factory district that was questioned. and a musician. and some others.
i don't really know much but bits and pieces . i hear things. my room is right above my father's office. the ear. there's no corpse in the morgue missing an ear, and it did come off a living person. that's direct from the coroner's office. the person is unknown. there are a couple of cases i get mixed up on, but i think there are some people who were brought in for questioning on a murder case that could have something to do with the ear. i heard some of the same names.	Do you know who was brought in for questioning?
come on. you brought it up. do you know anything?	I don't really know much but bits and pieces . I hear things. My room is right above my father's office. The ear. there's no corpse in the morgue missing an ear, and it did come off a living person. That's direct from the Coroner's Office. The person is unknown. There are a couple of cases I get mixed up on, but I think there are some people who were brought in for questioning on a murder case that could have something to do with the ear. I heard some of the same names.
didn't my father tell you not to talk about it?	Come on. you brought it up. Do you know anything?
what do you know about the ear?. anything?	Didn't my father tell you not to talk about it?
that's too bad.	What do you know about the ear?. anything?
i'm home from school. my father's in the hospital.	That's too bad.
yeah. what are you doing now?	I'm home from school. My father's in the hospital.
what else is new?. right?	Yeah. What are you doing now?
terrible. boring.	What else is new?. right?
how is central these days?	Terrible. boring.
yes.	How is Central these days?
no. you're not bothering me. you a senior?	Yes.
am i bothering you?	No. You're not bothering me. You a senior?
yeah i did. treasurer. shouldn't you be studying or something.	Am I bothering you?
you were pretty popular. didn't you run for some office?	Yeah I did. treasurer. Shouldn't you be studying or something.
oh yeah?	You were pretty popular. Didn't you run for some office?
i just know, that's all. i remember you from central.	Oh yeah?
yeah, how did you know?	I just know, that's all. I remember you from Central.
hey jeff. i'm feelin' so much better.	Good deal Dad.
how ya doin' dad?	Hey Jeff. I'm feelin' so much better.
good to see you, son.	It's good to see you, Dad.
uh uh.	Good to see you, son.
are you feeling okay?	uh uh.
uh uh.	Are you feeling okay?
looks like they've got you strapped in pretty good.	uh uh.
hey jeff.	Looks like they've got you strapped in pretty good.
hi dad.	Hey Jeff.
nothing. i'm fine.	You can't just stay out half the night and carry on, Jeffrey. There's got to be some order, Jeffrey. I thought it would have been nice to call your father when you got home but now it is much too late.
is something wrong? what's happened to your face?	Nothing. I'm fine.
god. you scared me.	Is something wrong? What's happened to your face?
can i use the car tonight?	Of course, Jeffrey.
no, i'm just gonna walk around.	Alright.
do you want the car?	No, I'm just gonna walk around.
i'm going out for awhile.	Do you want the car?
thanks a lot, mom.	.Jeffrey!. Nobody wanted you to leave school and go to work in the store. maybe going back to school will be an option one day. I hope so.
it would be too much for him. so please let him think as he does, that you're home just to see him.	Thanks a lot, Mom.
what?	It would be too much for him. So please let him think as he does, that you're home just to see him.
he doesn't know you're out of school. he thinks it's a vacation for you.	What?
yeah?	He doesn't know you're out of school. He thinks it's a vacation for you.
jeffrey, when you see your father.	Yeah?
well. okay.	Jeffrey, when you see your father.
i've made arrangements with dr. gynde for 10:30. but jeffrey, you'll have to walk over; i need the car this morning.	Well. Okay.
what time are visiting hours?	I've made arrangements with Dr. Gynde for 10:30. But Jeffrey, you'll have to walk over; I need the car this morning.
jeffrey, breakfast is ready.	Be right down.
where's all your things, jeffrey?	This is it.
for good?. i can't. mom. not right in the middle of the term.	Jeffrey. honey. Your father's condition is serious. It's going to cost so much. We just won't have the money to keep you in school. I'm telling you this now, so that you can get your things together and check out of school, honey, or whatever you have to do. it'll save you another trip back. You're going to have to work at the store.
i mean, for good, jeffrey.	For good?. I can't. Mom. Not right in the middle of the term.
hey, you ivy league shit. come here!	Later Mike. I gotta take care of someone who's hurt here, in case you haven't noticed.
yeah, well i never wanted to get slaughtered much.	Well, most guys don't. I mean that's the point. You all mind if I take my vitamins?
i mean. some guys play anyway but they usually get slaughtered.	Yeah, well I never wanted to get slaughtered much.
no. you're right.	I mean. some guys play anyway but they usually get slaughtered.
i mean, you don't exactly have the build for a football. i mean. no offense.	No. you're right.
well.	I mean, you don't exactly have the build for a football. I mean. no offense.
looks like you'd make a good runner.	Well.
no.	Looks like you'd make a good runner.
sandy? ...sandy, please.	I'll get a coat for her.
sure thing. please don't worry about me. can i help you with the dishes?	Nice of you to offer, Jeffrey, but certainly not. just relax and enjoy your coffee. I'm sure Sandy will be back soon.
please excuse me a moment, jeffrey, and i'll get to the dishes.	Sure thing. please don't worry about me. Can I help you with the dishes?
that sounds great!	Anyone else?. Alright Jeffrey, just a minute.
here you are. would anyone like coffee?	That sounds great!
oh, you're welcome. nice to finally meet you, jeffrey.	Say "goodnight" to Sandy.
mrs. williams? thanks for the cake.	Oh, you're welcome. Nice to finally meet you, Jeffrey.
he comes over to study.	Yeah.
it's a real good chocolate cake. duncan hines' devil's food. real good.	Yeah. okay.
no. no thank you.	It's a real good chocolate cake. Duncan Hines' devil's food. real good.
would you like a piece of cake?	No. No thank you.
yeah, i know.	Would you like a piece of cake?
i was sorry to hear about your father. i know your mother from church. it's such a shame.	Yeah, I know.
alright.	I was sorry to hear about your father. I know your mother from church. It's such a shame.
really, he'll be home soon, would you like a cup of coffee?	Alright.
i just wanted to ask him a few questions, that's all. maybe i better go.	Really, he'll be home soon, would you like a cup of coffee?
oh, yes, jeffrey. come in. he'll be back any minute now. you're welcome to wait. is it urgent?	I just wanted to ask him a few questions, that's all. Maybe I better go.
hello. uh. my name is jeffrey beaumont. is detective williams in?	Oh, yes, Jeffrey. Come in. He'll be back any minute now. You're welcome to wait. Is it urgent?
hey come here, you stole my girl, you bastard. i'm gonna kick your ass, right in front of your stupid house.	... Stop it Mike.
come on out a minute, okay?	Okay.
sure. just a sec.  excuse me.	Come on out a minute, okay?
sandy?. could i talk to you a minute?	Sure. just a sec.  Excuse me.
i don't know why we have to watch t.v.	Mike. We don't have to watch it. Come on.
you can change it if you want to.	I don't know why we have to watch T.V.
what are watchin' this junk for?	You can change it if you want to.
mike's gotta go.  nice to meet you.	Yeah, nice meetin' yuh.
on the plane.	What plane?  We going someplace?  Where we headed?  You have your money.  It's all there.  What the fuck is going on?
where do you guys want to count?	On the plane.
greetings, mr. george.	Where do you guys want to count?
i've been holding this shit for him for three weeks.  you tell diego i don't appreciate it.  you tell him i want my money by friday.  can you do that?	Um-hmm.
i don't know.  he sent me.  i'm george.	Oh, I see.  George.  Well, that explains everything.  Open your mouth, George.
quiet!  callate!  where's diego?	I don't know.  He sent me.  I'm George.
ha ha.  that's too much, georgie.  those days are over.  the rate is one-thousand dollars.  inflation, you know?	This is a one time thing, Gusto.  One and I'm out.  Give me a good price for old time's sake.  What do you think?
five-thousand per kilo.	Ha ha.  That's too much, Georgie.  Those days are over.  The rate is one-thousand dollars.  Inflation, you know?
alright.  i'll ask pablo, tell him it's for you.  i don't think there will be a problem.	Five-thousand per kilo.
no.  i have the space.  i figured it out.  this is what i want to do.	Alright.  I'll ask Pablo, tell him it's for you.  I don't think there will be a problem.
three-hundred kilos is a very big load, georgie.  why don't we start small?	No.  I have the space.  I figured it out.  This is what I want to do.
no honey, i'm alright.	A toast!  To Mister George Jung.  Mr. I 95, north and south.  My brother-in-law. Happy birthday!
yes.  jack stevens is already a very busy man.  along with many others.  you shouldn't stay away so long.	That's impossible.  We can't be up and running.  Who's distributing?
he what?	Yes.  Jack Stevens is already a very busy man.  Along with many others.  You shouldn't stay away so long.
the word is that soon he is to be king of the middle empire.  he is doing multiple runs right now and using the island as a jump-off point.	He what?
motherfucker works fast.	The word is that soon he is to be king of the middle empire.  He is doing multiple runs right now and using the island as a jump-off point.
let us walk.  from what i understand, diego has bought a hundred and sixty acres, a marina, a hotel, and an airstrip.	Motherfucker works fast.
what?	Let us walk.  From what I understand, Diego has bought a hundred and sixty acres, a marina, a hotel, and an airstrip.
norman cay is not a person.  he is an island, george.  in the bahamas.  from what they say, it is free and it's diego's new home.	What?
pleased to meet you finally, george.  i am augusto oliveras.	My pleasure, Augusto.  Diego has told me much about you.
mama, vos sos bien antigua.  como lo va a matar con un picahielo.  eso era en su tiempo, estamos casi ya en los ochenta. el lo va a meter un tiro, lo va a volar, le va a hechar un hijueputa carro encima.	Dejen la maricada pues!  No jodan! Nadie va a matar a nadie!  George, debemos hablarle al Patron, es la unica manera, mano.
blanca, por favor.	Mama, vos sos bien antigua.  Como lo va a matar con un picahielo.  Eso era en su tiempo, estamos casi ya en los ochenta. El lo va a meter un tiro, lo va a volar, le va a hechar un hijueputa carro encima.
que va hacer?	Que queres decir.  Que es lo que el va hacer?  Pues, no va hacer nada.
thanks.  i am.  where's martha?	I don't know.  Drunk somewhere.  Try the bar.  And if you find her, tell her to come, it's almost midnight.
i'm so glad you two could make it. mirtha, look at you.  so beautiful.  you look like you're about to burst.	Thanks.  I am.  Where's Martha?
george, i went to the doctor.  i don't have two years.	Which brings me to rule number three: which says, fuck rules one and two, skip bail and take off.
what?  you're not going to wait for me?	George, I went to the doctor.  I don't have two years.
two years.  george, i can't wait that long.	What?  You're not going to wait for me?
lawyer says he can plead it down to five years.  i'll serve two.	Two years.  George, I can't wait that long.
what, and miss all the fun?  c'mon, not a chance.  so, what's the verdict?	Lawyer says he can plead it down to five years.  I'll serve two.
baby, you didn't have to come.	What, and miss all the fun?  C'mon, not a chance.  So, what's the verdict?
surprise.	Baby, you didn't have to come.
promise me that we'll never be like them.  i don't want to wind up like that.	Relax, baby.  We're going to wind up like us.
oh, they weren't that bad.  i mean, they were kind of cute.	Promise me that we'll never be like them.  I don't want to wind up like that.
oh my g-d, how embarrassing were they? i wanted to shoot myself.	Oh, they weren't that bad.  I mean, they were kind of cute.
nice first impression.  a nose bleed in front of your parents.	Oh my G-d, how embarrassing were they? I wanted to shoot myself.
no, not at all.  sure.  you're right. you fly home and get some rest.	Nice first impression.  A nose bleed in front of your parents.
would you be bummed out if i didn't go to chicago with you?	No, not at all.  Sure.  You're right. You fly home and get some rest.
i'm taking you to the doctor when we get home, and i don't want to hear any arguments.	Would you be bummed out if I didn't go to Chicago with you?
i feel like shit.  me and my frigging nosebleeds.	I'm taking you to the doctor when we get home, and I don't want to hear any arguments.
are you sure you're okay?  you're pale.	I feel like shit.  Me and my frigging nosebleeds.
okay, guys, we're gonna leave.  let's get the check.	Are you sure you're okay?  You're pale.
yeah, i don't feel so well.	Okay, guys, we're gonna leave.  Let's get the check.
you wanna split?	Yeah, I don't feel so well.
honey, your nose!	Oh my G-d, I'm so sorry.
are you kidding?	We'll take it.
should we buy it?	Are you kidding?
we're gonna call it california sinsemilla.  sounds exotic.	I'm telling you, Derek, it will sell.
you happy, baby?	Yeah.  I am.
just everything.  you.  california.  the beach.  this spot right here.  i feel like i belong here, you know?  it just feels right.	You happy, baby?
what is?	Just everything.  You.  California.  The beach.  This spot right here.  I feel like I belong here, you know?  It just feels right.
this is it for me.	What is?
nothing like this back home.	Derek!
are you sure this guy is cool?	You'll see for yourself.
you happy, baby?	Yeah.  I am.
just everything.  you.  california.  the beach.  this spot right here.  i feel like i belong here, you know?  it just feels right.	You happy, baby?
what is?	Just everything.  You.  California.  The beach.  This spot right here.  I feel like I belong here, you know?  It just feels right.
this is it for me.	What is?
nothing like this back home.	Derek!
are you sure this guy is cool?	You'll see for yourself.
man.  fuck you guys.  i have this great idea and you guys have to be all skeptical.	Look, if you really wanna score some dope, I got the guy.
you can't sell this to your friends.	Man.  Fuck you guys.  I have this great idea and you guys have to be all skeptical.
i know it's not the greatest.  it's commercial.	It's garbage.
tuna, this is crap.	I know it's not the greatest.  It's commercial.
man.  fuck you guys.  i have this great idea and you guys have to be all skeptical.	Look, if you really wanna score some dope, I got the guy.
you can't sell this to your friends.	Man.  Fuck you guys.  I have this great idea and you guys have to be all skeptical.
i know it's not the greatest.  it's commercial.	It's garbage.
tuna, this is crap.	I know it's not the greatest.  It's commercial.
i'm doing sixty years at otisville, no chance of parole.  even if they cut my sentence in half i'll be seventy-three years old.  that's some fucking deal.  i don't know if the parole board, the judge, the pope or jesus christ himself can get me out of here.  i have a really bad record, i'm not sure what's going to happen.	So you do have an agreement with the United States Government, Mr. Jung, correct?
mr. jung, don't you have an agreement or understanding with the united states government in connection with your testimony in this case?	I'm doing sixty years at Otisville, no chance of parole.  Even if they cut my sentence in half I'll be seventy-three years old.  That's some fucking deal.  I don't know if the parole board, the judge, the pope or Jesus Christ himself can get me out of here.  I have a really bad record, I'm not sure what's going to happen.
excuse me?	Mr. Jung, don't you have an agreement or understanding with the United States Government in connection with your testimony in this case?
really.  are you getting paid, mr. jung?	Excuse me?
something about vengance being best served cold.	Really.  Are you getting paid, Mr. Jung?
excuse me?	Something about vengance being best served cold.
no, i cam here out of my own volition.	Excuse me?
do you have any agreement or understanding whatsoever with the united states government in regards to your testimony?	No, I cam here out of my own volition.
yes, i am.	Do you have any agreement or understanding whatsoever with the United States government in regards to your testimony?
mr. jung, you're a convicted felon, correct?	Yes, I am.
mirtha.	Diego needs to see you right away, please.  Excuse us, Amorcito.
i see.  how much?	Padrino will pay ten-thousand per kilo. For everyone.  For you, and you, and you.
you.  your responsibility is over.  you do not fly.  you are not a pilot.  you are not a distributor.  you introduced us to mr. stevens and the use of his airplane.  that is all.  you make a percentage.  a generous one.  and you're lucky to get that.	I see.  How much?
excuse me?	You.  Your responsibility is over.  You do not fly.  You are not a pilot.  You are not a distributor.  You introduced us to Mr. Stevens and the use of his airplane.  That is all.  You make a percentage.  A generous one.  And you're lucky to get that.
why are you speaking?	Excuse me?
the coca is my responsibility!	You're a fucking amateur!
it's a lousy fifteen kilos.  i piss fifteen kilos.	The coca is my responsibility!
i demand to know everything.  i do not trust six-hundred thousand dollars of coca to someone i don't know.	It's a lousy fifteen kilos.  I piss fifteen kilos.
what are we doing here, diego?  this guy's a clown.  he's talking about clothes.	I demand to know everything.  I do not trust six-hundred thousand dollars of coca to someone I don't know.
i would like to know the contents. every detail is important.	What are we doing here, Diego?  This guy's a clown.  He's talking about clothes.
my clothes, your clothes.  what does it matter?	I would like to know the contents. Every detail is important.
whose cloths?  your clothes?	My clothes, your clothes.  What does it matter?
what?  yeah, sure.	Whose cloths?  Your clothes?
hmm.  i see.  will there be clothes in the suitcase?	What?  Yeah, sure.
what details?  i put the coke in the false bottoms and take it through customs.	Tell me about the suitcases.  What is the make and the color?
not so fast.  i would like to go over the details.	What details?  I put the coke in the false bottoms and take it through customs.
christ almighty, george.  feed her a cheeseburger or something.  what does she weight, eighty pounds?	I know.  She needs to slow down.  She's going to blow an O-ring.
for calling you a homo.	That was out of line.
you?	For calling you a homo.
it's in the past.  i'm out of the business now, so forget about it.  no hard feelings.  we need to move on.  and besides, i'm sorry, too.	You?
i lost sight of everything.  forgot who my friends were.	It's in the past.  I'm out of the business now, so forget about it.  No hard feelings.  We need to move on.  And besides, I'm sorry, too.
i heard.	I lost sight of everything.  Forgot who my friends were.
look, i'm sorry about everything.  i feel like an idiot.  you were right.  i did fuck you.  and then diego fucked me. cut me out, too.	I heard.
yeah.  she told me.	Look, I'm sorry about everything.  I feel like an idiot.  You were right.  I did fuck you.  And then Diego fucked me. Cut me out, too.
happy birthday, george.  mirtha invited me.	Yeah.  She told me.
it's nothing personal, george.  just business.	Yeah.  I understand.  Just business. Right.  Fuck you.
nice doing business with you, george.	Not bad for a weekend's work, huh?
half a million for you.  half a million for me.  one-point-three five for the colombians.	Nice doing business with you, George.
it's great and everything, but what am i going to do with all this?	Sell it?
what did i tell you?	It's great and everything, but what am I going to do with all this?
are you sure you want to do this in front of everyone?	Don't be ridiculous, these are my babies.
i don't think so.	You guys are such babies.  You want to go home, go.  Me, I'm not going to stop until I find the fucking motherlode.
and i only deal with you?	Barbara and me.  No one else.
goodness is right.  if you do the math, that's over thirty grand a week profit. i want you to be my partner on this, derek.  fifty-fifty.  that's fifteen thousand a week for you, my friend.  in your pocket, free and clear.	And I only deal with you?
goodness.	Goodness is right.  If you do the math, that's over thirty grand a week profit. I want you to be my partner on this, Derek.  Fifty-fifty.  That's fifteen thousand a week for you, my friend.  In your pocket, free and clear.
it's already been negotiated.  it's done.  the money is there waiting.	Goodness.
come on, george, no one is going to pay that.	It's already been negotiated.  It's done.  The money is there waiting.
here's the best part.  we can charge five-hundred a pound.	Come on, George, no one is going to pay that.
i don't know...	Here's the best part.  We can charge five-hundred a pound.
you're kidding, right?  that's a hundred pounds a week.	Yeah, I know, it's a lot of weight.
the way we figure it, barbara flies to boston twice a week.  two bags per flight.  twenty-five pounds in each bag.	You're kidding, right?  That's a hundred pounds a week.
what the fuck is that?	It's your grass.
i guess not.  okay.  you know, you're very lucky you're friends of barbie's. if you weren't, i'd never talk to you.	What the fuck is that?
we're not cops.  we're from massachusettes.  i mean, does he look like a cop?	I guess not.  Okay.  You know, you're very lucky you're friends of Barbie's. If you weren't, I'd never talk to you.
because if you are, you have to tell me. if not, it's entrapment.	We're not cops.  We're from Massachusettes.  I mean, does he look like a cop?
no.	Because if you are, you have to tell me. If not, it's entrapment.
i know what you want.  but, first of all, are you cops?	No.
we want some grass.	I know what you want.  But, first of all, are you cops?
what can i do for you guys?	We want some grass.
what the fuck is that?	It's your grass.
i guess not.  okay.  you know, you're very lucky you're friends of barbie's. if you weren't, i'd never talk to you.	What the fuck is that?
we're not cops.  we're from massachusettes.  i mean, does he look like a cop?	I guess not.  Okay.  You know, you're very lucky you're friends of Barbie's. If you weren't, I'd never talk to you.
because if you are, you have to tell me. if not, it's entrapment.	We're not cops.  We're from Massachusettes.  I mean, does he look like a cop?
no.	Because if you are, you have to tell me. If not, it's entrapment.
i know what you want.  but, first of all, are you cops?	No.
we want some grass.	I know what you want.  But, first of all, are you cops?
what can i do for you guys?	We want some grass.
what's that?	Get me a six pack.
oh hey, one more thing?	What's that?
george?  you better get yourself a good lawyer this time.  we're gonna nail your ass to the wall on this one.	Oh hey, one more thing?
no fucking way.	Fuck you, then.  I sign nothing.
i want my kid out of protective custody. now.  no fucking around.  my wife and my kid on a plane tonight.  i sign when they call me safe and sound.	No fucking way.
you'd better kill me now, diego, because you're a dead man.	George, don't be so emotional.  This is business.  Besides, I can't kill you, you are my brother.
no, i never.  i would not do that, george.  never.	I talked to Foreal, Diego.
you went behind my back and you cut me out.	No, I never.  I would not do that, George.  Never.
i did not.	You went behind my back and you cut me out.
you fucked me, diego.	I did not.
of course we are brothers.  why do you say that?   you hurt me, george.	You fucked me, Diego.
no more brothers, diego.	Of course we are brothers.  Why do you say that?   You hurt me, George.
george, i am happy to see you.  how are you, my brother?	No more brothers, Diego.
what?	Derek Foreal.  Derek Foreal.  Derek fucking Foreal.  Alright?  The answer to all your dreams.  Are you happy now?
derek foreal.	What?
estoy bien, okay?  everything is alright.  there's no problem.  okay? this never happened.  no one has to know anything about this.  diego, i want you to calmly tell them where the fucking coke is.  do it now.	Es un Ford blanco junto a una pick-up.
take it easy!  everything's okay!	Que es lo que quieren de me, hijueputas campesinos?
everything is not alright.  i bring you in, and you slap my fucking face!	This is not the time, Diego.
nothing.  todo esta bien.	Everything is not alright.  I bring you in, and you slap my fucking face!
jesus fucking christ, diego.  i ain't telling you.  it's just business.  now, shut up.  you're driving me crazy.	I'm driving you crazy?  No.  You're driving me crazy.  We had a dream.  What happened to our dream?
what do i do with it?  nothing.  it's for peace of mind.  it's for the principle.	Jesus fucking Christ, Diego.  I ain't telling you.  It's just business.  Now, shut up.  You're driving me crazy.
what do you need my connection for, diego?  what are you going to do with it?	What do I do with it?  Nothing.  It's for peace of mind.  It's for the principle.
i'm very angry with you, george.  very angry.  you don't take me to california, but you take your bitch wife?  a woman? i understand you love her, but it was you and me who started this.  you and me.	What do you need my connection for, Diego?  What are you going to do with it?
shut up, diego.  they're going to be here any minute.  i'm trying to concentrate.	I'm very angry with you, George.  Very angry.  You don't take me to California, but you take your bitch wife?  A woman? I understand you love her, but it was you and me who started this.  You and me.
three years.  how long have we been in business?  three years.  does she get to meet your connection?  was she good enough?	Shut up, Diego.  They're going to be here any minute.  I'm trying to concentrate.
i love you, my brother, do you know that?	I love you too, man.
you're a lucky man, diego.	I love you, my brother, do you know that?
i'm married, george.  me.  i can't believe it.  can you believe i'm married, george?	You're a lucky man, Diego.
and keep only forty-percent?  no thanks.	Then relax.  It's a federal bank. Guaranteed by the government.  And Senor Noriega has very lenient banking principles.  No questions.  No problems. All the pesados keep their money here. Even El Padrino.  What do you worry? Everyone knows we are with Escobar.  Who is going to fuck with us?
george, we've got sixty-one million dollars.  it's either here or someplace else.  we've got to put it somewhere. unless you want to launder it.	And keep only forty-percent?  No thanks.
are you comfortable with this?	George, we've got sixty-one million dollars.  It's either here or someplace else.  We've got to put it somewhere. Unless you want to launder it.
there's no room.	Try the closet.
try the back bedroom.	There's no room.
where do i put this!?	Try the back bedroom.
i don't give a shit.  close enough.	Where do I put this!?
weight it.  if it's sixty pounds, it's three.  if it's fifty, it's two-point five.	I don't give a shit.  Close enough.
fuck it.  i'm not counting it again.	Weight it.  If it's sixty pounds, it's three.  If it's fifty, it's two-point five.
we're half a million off.	Fuck it.  I'm not counting it again.
i'm calling it three.	We're half a million off.
it's two-point-five, george.  i am sure.	I'm calling it three.
three million.  i counted it twice.	It's two-point-five, George.  I am sure.
who?  i need to know.  ah, never mind. we'll talk about it later.	Yeah.  You do the talking.
just a friend.	Who?  I need to know.  Ah, never mind. We'll talk about it later.
right.  now who is the person in california?  the connection?	Just a friend.
yeah.  keep my mouth shut and let you do the talking.	Right.  Now who is the person in California?  The connection?
pablo used his influence.  now, george, watch what you say.  everybody hears everything.  a lot of things get said and done that, well, let's just say this isn't america.  life is cheap here, you know?  no offense, but you know what i'm saying?	Yeah.  Keep my mouth shut and let you do the talking.
what the fuck is going on?  when did you get out of jail?	Pablo used his influence.  Now, George, watch what you say.  Everybody hears everything.  A lot of things get said and done that, well, let's just say this isn't America.  Life is cheap here, you know?  No offense, but you know what I'm saying?
george, good to see you, my brother.	What the fuck is going on?  When did you get out of jail?
touche.	But to the victor belong the spoils.
i think it's fair to say you underestimated the market there, derek.	Touche.
thirty-six hours.  i can't believe it. everything is gone in thirty-six hours.	I think it's fair to say you underestimated the market there, Derek.
jesus christ, george, i don't see you in two years, and you show up at my door with a hundred and ten pounds of cocaine?	Just sell it, Derek.
bad news, george.  i'm in colombia.	Well, you better get here fast.  I'm sitting on...
jesus christ, diego, where are you? it's been eleven days and these guys want their fucking money.	Bad news, George.  I'm in Colombia.
george.	Jesus Christ, Diego, where are you? It's been eleven days and these guys want their fucking money.
what is it, george?  because i have to get home.  i've got a parole officer waiting for me.	I need you to go to Miami.
this is only part of the business, george.  a very small part.  don't worry, there is so much more to do. which reminds me, i need a favor from you.  i must go to colombia.	What is it, George?  Because I have to get home.  I've got a parole officer waiting for me.
that's my george, always thinking.	This is only part of the business, George.  A very small part.  Don't worry, there is so much more to do. Which reminds me, I need a favor from you.  I must go to Colombia.
and what happens when these guys stop paying?  sooner or later, these guys are going to cut us out.  then where are we?	That's my George, always thinking.
i know.	And what happens when these guys stop paying?  Sooner or later, these guys are going to cut us out.  Then where are we?
it is bad.  it's chump change.  we might as well be hauling suitcases across the border.  we're getting screwed.	I know.
a million dollars for our first run is not bad, george.	It is bad.  It's chump change.  We might as well be hauling suitcases across the border.  We're getting screwed.
what's the matter?  we're moving three hundred fucking kilos and we're making dogshit.	A million dollars for our first run is not bad, George.
what's the matter, george?	What's the matter?  We're moving three hundred fucking kilos and we're making dogshit.
please, continue.	We make the pick-up, refuel once more in the Bahamas, and fly back on Sunday with the mom and pop traffic.
fifteen kilos.  seven and a half in each suitcase.  you receive a hundred thousand dollars upon delivery.	Okay.
yes.  look around you.  the sun.  the water.  the women.  it's better than danbury, no?  come on.  i have some friends i would like you to meet.	Fifteen kilos.  Seven and a half in each suitcase.  You receive a hundred thousand dollars upon delivery.
good to see you, diego.	Yes.  Look around you.  The sun.  The water.  The women.  It's better than Danbury, no?  Come on.  I have some friends I would like you to meet.
george, are we gonna do this or not?	Good to see you, Diego.
i just got released five minutes ago.	George, are we gonna do this or not?
but you must.  it's the only way.	I just got released five minutes ago.
i can't go anywhere, diego.  i'm on parole.  i can't leave the state.	But you must.  It's the only way.
you need to come down here, everybody meets everybody.  ho ho ho.  ha ha ha. we do one for good faith and then we talk about airplanes.	I can't go anywhere, Diego.  I'm on parole.  I can't leave the state.
slow down, george.  slow down.	You need to come down here, everybody meets everybody.  Ho ho ho.  Ha ha ha. We do one for good faith and then we talk about airplanes.
do we need a plane?  how does this work? when do i see you?	Slow down, George.  Slow down.
perfect, george.  perfect.  everything is fine down here.  everything is all set up.	Do we need a plane?  How does this work? When do I see you?
how are we doing?	Perfect, George.  Perfect.  Everything is fine down here.  Everything is all set up.
congratulations, brother.  i've been waiting for you.	How are we doing?
yeah, i'm out.	Congratulations, brother.  I've been waiting for you.
george, hallo!  today is the day, ah? are you out?	Yeah, I'm out.
diego?  it's george.	George, hallo!  Today is the day, ah? Are you out?
allo?	Diego?  It's George.
diego delgado, please?	Allo?
great.  i love the bahamas.	Diego Delgado, please?
we'll refuel in the bahamas.  i know someone there.	Great.  I love the Bahamas.
fifteen hundred.  we'll have to stop somewhere to refuel.	We'll refuel in the Bahamas.  I know someone there.
i don't know.  a hundred, hundred and fifty.  how many miles is it from colombia to miami?	Fifteen hundred.  We'll have to stop somewhere to refuel.
how many kilos can we fit in these planes?	I don't know.  A hundred, hundred and fifty.  How many miles is it from Colombia to Miami?
four passenger, single engine cessna.	How many kilos can we fit in these planes?
what type of planes do you have?	Four passenger, single engine Cessna.
don't worry.  we will talk of everything.  we have the time.  you arrive here with a bachelor of marijuana, but you will leave with a doctorate of cocaine.	What type of planes do you have?
getting it here is no problem.  trust me.  i'll fly it in myself if i have to. what about supply?  how much can we get?	Don't worry.  We will talk of everything.  We have the time.  You arrive here with a Bachelor of Marijuana, but you will leave with a Doctorate of Cocaine.
now do you see what i am saying?	Getting it here is no problem.  Trust me.  I'll fly it in myself if I have to. What about supply?  How much can we get?
jesus christ.  jesus fucking christ.	Now do you see what I am saying?
yes.  and a kilo of coca is smaller than a kilo of your precious marijuana. everything is the same, george, except instead of thousands, you are making millions.	Jesus Christ.  Jesus fucking Christ.
oh my g-d.	Yes.  And a kilo of coca is smaller than a kilo of your precious marijuana. Everything is the same, George, except instead of thousands, you are making millions.
and that's wholesale.  cut it a few times and retail, you're looking at two, three-hundred thousand.	Oh my G-d.
that's over fifty-thousand dollars profit per kilo.	And that's wholesale.  Cut it a few times and retail, you're looking at two, three-hundred thousand.
no, no.  that is where you are wrong. for us, it is cheap.  in medellin, we buy for six-thousand dollars a kilo.  in miami, we sell for sixty.	That's over fifty-thousand dollars profit per kilo.
i don't know, diego.  i've got a good thing going already.  everybody smokes pot.  it's easy.  cocaine is a rich man's drug.  it's too expensive.	No, no.  That is where you are wrong. For us, it is cheap.  In Medellin, we buy for six-thousand dollars a kilo.  IN Miami, we sell for sixty.
george?  what do you know about cocaine?	I don't know, Diego.  I've got a good thing going already.  Everybody smokes pot.  It's easy.  Cocaine is a rich man's drug.  It's too expensive.
you failed because you had the wrong dream.	George?  What do you know about cocaine?
because they caught me?	You failed because you had the wrong dream.
no, my brother.	Because they caught me?
because i got caught.	No, my brother.
yes, you have a dream.  and maybe you accomplish your dream.  but yet you failed.  why?	Because I got caught.
i would if i could get some sleep.	Yes, you have a dream.  And maybe you accomplish your dream.  But yet you failed.  Why?
in my country, i am a magico.  a man with a dream.  a man on the rise.  to take nothing and make it something, okay?  i have failed my dream, but i will accomplish.  that is why i am in your country.  yes, i lose my freedom. but they do not take my dream.  do you have a dream, george?	I would if I could get some sleep.
good night.	In my country, I am a magico.  A man with a dream.  A man on the rise.  To take nothing and make it something, okay?  I have failed my dream, but I will accomplish.  That is why I am in your country.  Yes, I lose my freedom. But they do not take my dream.  Do you have a dream, George?
you like to make the boundaries disappear.  it's not only the money, is it, george?  the adventure is part of the victory.  it's the thrill, ah?	Good night.
i'm tired, diego.  go to bed.	You like to make the boundaries disappear.  It's not only the money, is it, George?  The adventure is part of the victory.  It's the thrill, ah?
i never believed you were a murderer.  i knew.  i knew you are a magico.  i have seen it in you.  it's in your spirit.	I'm tired, Diego.  Go to bed.
only two ways i know to leave here early.  one is to escape.	What's the other one?
i've got to get out of here, diego.	Only two ways I know to leave here early.  One is to escape.
twenty-six months?  for murder?  i must be your lawyer.	I've got to get out of here, Diego.
twenty-six months.	Twenty-six months?  For murder?  I must be your lawyer.
you have your intrigues.  i have mine. this is a happy day for me, george. nine months from today, i will be in medellin sipping champagne.  in nine months, i am free.  how much time do you have?	Twenty-six months.
i thought you said we were roommates. that we should talk about everything.	You have your intrigues.  I have mine. This is a happy day for me, George. Nine months from today, I will be in Medellin sipping champagne.  In nine months, I am free.  How much time do you have?
never mind.  not for you to worry.	I thought you said we were roommates. That we should talk about everything.
what kind of project?	Never mind.  Not for you to worry.
nothing.  just a little project.	What kind of project?
what do you got there, diego?	Nothing.  Just a little project.
ah, yes.  the murder.	What do you got there, Diego?
murder.	Ah, yes.  The murder.
oh, come on, george.  if we are to be friends, we must trust each other.	Murder.
me, too.  too much blah, blah, blah, blah is no good.  but we are roommates, okay?  and we must talk to each other. i am arrested for stealing cars.  for the grand theft auto.  okay?  so, now it is your turn.  now you will tell me, okay?  you will tell me why you are here?	Oh, come on, George.  If we are to be friends, we must trust each other.
i don't like a lot of conversation, diego.	Me, too.  Too much blah, blah, blah, blah is no good.  But we are roommates, okay?  And we must talk to each other. I am arrested for stealing cars.  For the grand theft auto.  Okay?  So, now it is your turn.  Now you will tell me, okay?  You will tell me why you are here?
no?	I don't like a lot of conversation, Diego.
not really, no.	No?
intriguing.  i see.  would you like to know my crime?	Not really, no.
i don't want to talk about it.	Intriguing.  I see.  Would you like to know my crime?
your offense?  why are you here?	I don't want to talk about it.
what?	Your offense?  Why are you here?
if you don't mind me asking, what is the reason you are in this place?	What?
today.	Oh, Jesus, Get me a 12-lead e.k.g. and start an i.v. stat!  This man is having a heart attack.
in how long?  a week?	Today.
i don't know.  maybe eighteen grams.	In how long?  A week?
cocaine?  how much?	I don't know.  Maybe eighteen grams.
coke.	Cocaine?  How much?
he's in tachycardia.  george, your heart is racing.  have you been using drugs?	Coke.
tell him i don't want to see him.  tell him he's not welcome here.	Mom.
mirtha comes from a very wealthy family.	Oh, I see.
i've seen those in magazines.  they're not cheap.	Mirtha comes from a very wealthy family.
it's a family heirloom.	I've seen those in magazines.  They're not cheap.
g-d, son.	Okay, Mom.  It's okay.  Where's Dad?
you mean the drug money?  yes, i got it.	G-d, son.
thank you.  have you been getting the money i sent you?	You mean the drug money?  Yes, I got it.
yes, barbara.  she was very pretty.	Thank you.  Have you been getting the money I sent you?
barbara.	Yes, Barbara.  She was very pretty.
yeah.  we heard all about it.  i want you to know i'm deeply sorry about your girlfriend.	Barbara.
mexico.	Yeah.  We heard all about it.  I want you to know I'm deeply sorry about your girlfriend.
take your boots off.  you're tan.	Mexico.
surprised to see me?	Take your boots off.  You're tan.
yeah, layaway.	The boy is happy, Fred.  Don't be such a killjoy.
well, you know.  it's um...	Oh, shut up, Fred.  Shut your big fat mouth.  You don't buy it all at once. It's called layaway.
yeah.  nice.	Look at this credenza.  If you don't mind me asking, how much is something like that?  It's got to cost a fortune.
who's the cheapskate?	You, you big old tightwad.  He still has his communion money.  Tell him, George. Tell your father about layaway.
that's right.  layaway.  something you wouldn't know anything about, you cheapskate.	Who's the cheapskate?
layaway shmayaway.	That's right.  Layaway.  Something you wouldn't know anything about, you cheapskate.
i'm just happy that george has found someone he cares for.	Yes.  Of course.  But, I'm talking about that ring.  It's something else.  Let me tell you.
i just can't get over the size of that ring.  i just love it.  fred, look at it.  tell me you don't love that ring.	I'm just happy that George has found someone he cares for.
yeah, well, what are you gonna do?  you and me, pablo?  are we good?	Of course, George.  We are beautiful. We are brothers.  Real brothers.  Not like Diego.  We started this, George.
i'm sorry, george.	Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?  You and me, Pablo?  Are we good?
i get it.   i'm really pissed, pablo. you know the dea knows about norman's cay.  for chrissakes, diego worships adolf hitler and john lennon, that's fucked up!	I'm sorry, George.
life will take care of everybody. diego, me, you.  it is the teacher.	I get it.   I'm really pissed, Pablo. You know the DEA knows about Norman's Cay.  For Chrissakes, Diego worships Adolf Hitler and John Lennon, that's fucked up!
you're saying life will take care of diego?	Life will take care of everybody. Diego, me, you.  It is the teacher.
it is very difficult.  diego makes me a lot of money.  if diego goes so does the money.  you were an excellent teacher, george.  when the student has learned well, the teacher is no longer necessary.  we must remember we have wives, friends, familia.  even familia that has not been born.  but sometimes, we must forget as well.  i am like you. i must teach the lesson.  we want to teach the lesson.  but we cannot.  we must remember that life is the teacher.	You're saying life will take care of Diego?
you know why i'm here.  you know what i have to do.  i came here for permission. out of respect, pablo.  this is bullshit, he's making me look like a punk.	It is very difficult.  Diego makes me a lot of money.  If Diego goes so does the money.  You were an excellent teacher, George.  When the student has learned well, the teacher is no longer necessary.  We must remember we have wives, friends, familia.  Even familia that has not been born.  But sometimes, we must forget as well.  I am like you. I must teach the lesson.  We want to teach the lesson.  But we cannot.  We must remember that life is the teacher.
i see.  i'm sorry about this, george. i'm not happy about this situation. it's bad.  you now know who your brutus is.	You know why I'm here.  You know what I have to do.  I came here for permission. Out of respect, Pablo.  This is bullshit, he's making me look like a punk.
i didn't come here to drink scotch.	I see.  I'm sorry about this, George. I'm not happy about this situation. It's bad.  You now know who your Brutus is.
please.  sit down.  we'll drink some scotch.	I didn't come here to drink scotch.
yeah.	Please.  Sit down.  We'll drink some scotch.
diego?	Yeah.
yeah, well...	Diego?
george, you look terrible.	Yeah, well...
and diego?	Diego is my brother.
money.	And Diego?
keep them coming?  ah, yes.  ha ha.  you are right.  but money.	Money.
keep them coming.	Keep them coming?  Ah, yes.  Ha ha.  You are right.  But money.
beautiful girls?	Keep them coming.
sure.	Beautiful girls?
family.	Sure.
yeah, maybe.	Family.
power?	Yeah, maybe.
freedom.	Power?
yes.  money.  which is what, george?	Freedom.
i want money.	Yes.  Money.  Which is what, George?
yes.  i do not know, either.  what do you want, george?	I want money.
what do i think?  i don't want my answer to be influenced by what i want, so i'm going to have to say i don't know.	Yes.  I do not know, either.  What do you want, George?
people tell me that i am crazy.  that my business will never work in your country.  what do you think, george?	What do I think?  I don't want my answer to be influenced by what I want, so I'm going to have to say I don't know.
it's beautiful.	People tell me that I am crazy.  That my business will never work in your country.  What do you think, George?
i like to come up here.  to make the decisions.  to be one with nature.	It's beautiful.
as much as i can give you?  ha ha.  very good.  i like that.  come, george.  let us drive.  we have much to talk about.	I like to come up here.  To make the decisions.  To be one with nature.
yes, sir.  as much as you can give me.	As much as I can give you?  Ha ha.  Very good.  I like that.  Come, George.  Let us drive.  We have much to talk about.
so, you are wanting to sell the cocaine for me in your country, george?	Yes, sir.  As much as you can give me.
yes, it is.	So, you are wanting to sell the cocaine for me in your country, George?
i like you, george.  you are loyal. that is good.  that is rare.  maybe crazy.  yes.  i can tell already.  you are like me.  i look at you and i see myself.  it's in the eyes, no, george?	Yes, it is.
with all respect, padrino.  diego is my partner.  i do not do business without him.	I like you, George.  You are loyal. That is good.  That is rare.  Maybe crazy.  Yes.  I can tell already.  You are like me.  I look at you and I see myself.  It's in the eyes, no, George?
but, never mind.  i am thinking we can do much together.  this problem with diego, the stolen car, the jail, is very silly business.  to release him from the carcel, it causes me much inconvenience. the fifty kilos could have been a big problem.  and i don't like problems.	With all respect, Padrino.  Diego is my partner.  I do not do business without him.
yes.	But, never mind.  I am thinking we can do much together.  This problem with Diego, the stolen car, the jail, is very silly business.  To release him from the carcel, it causes me much inconvenience. The fifty kilos could have been a big problem.  And I don't like problems.
un rata - no good.  but he could have run, fled the country.  gone to the policia.  but then his wife, his children, his parents, his friends, many people would die.	Yes.
un sapo?	Un rata - no good.  But he could have run, fled the country.  Gone to the policia.  But then his wife, his children, his parents, his friends, many people would die.
the man in the garden.  he was full of courage.	Un sapo?
good.  very good.  welcome, my friend. welcome to my country.	The man in the garden.  He was full of courage.
it would be my pleasure.	Good.  Very good.  Welcome, my friend. Welcome to my country.
the man who gives us the airplanes.  the man from america.  the mafia.  chicago. boom boom.  hollywood.  you are going to open for us the gates of hollywood, george?	It would be my pleasure.
actually, it was three.	The man who gives us the airplanes.  The man from America.  The mafia.  Chicago. Boom boom.  Hollywood.  You are going to open for us the gates of Hollywood, George?
so, this is the man who takes fifty kilos and makes them disappear in one day?	Actually, it was three.
i meant every word of it.	Did you know I died two weeks after you sent me that tape?
that was a beautiful message.	I meant every word of it.
i guess i kind of lost sight of things. "may the wind always be at your back and the sun always upon your face, and the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars."  love, george.	That was a beautiful message.
...you sonofabitch.  putting on george's boots.	That was a good one, Dad.  That was really something.  Remember that?
that's where you belong...	...you sonofabitch.  Putting on George's boots.
and that fbi agent, trout?  when he had to get on his knees to put my boots on? you said...	That's where you belong...
tell mom, you know...	I'll tell her.
yeah, i know.  this is it, isn't it?	Tell Mom, you know...
give it to her, dad.  it'll make her happy.	Yeah, I know.  This is it, isn't it?
money.  you and your mother.  all the time chasing it.  i never understood it.	Give it to her, Dad.  It'll make her happy.
give this to mom, will you?	Money.  You and your mother.  All the time chasing it.  I never understood it.
good.	Give this to Mom, will you?
no.	Good.
you're not going to trial?	No.
yeah.  listen.  i'm going to be going away for awhile.	You're not going to trial?
she's angry.  it's all over the news.	Yeah.  Listen.  I'm going to be going away for awhile.
hi.	I heard.  Ermine, your son is here.
no, it's good.  you have a family.  it's good if it makes you happy.  it's nice to have nice things.  are you happy, son?	Yeah, Dad.  I'm happy right now.
dad.	No, it's good.  You have a family.  It's good if it makes you happy.  It's nice to have nice things.  Are you happy, son?
you're like your mother.  you love money.	Dad.
so, business is going good.  i've got this import/export thing going on in miami that's been very profitable.  with my investments...	Don't bullshit me, George.  I don't see you very much, I don't want to waste the time.
i know.  i'm great at what i do, dad.  i mean, i'm really great.	Let me tell you something, son.  You would have been great at anything.
i just don't know what you're thinking. i don't understand your choices.  you know, the police are looking for you.	I know.  I'm great at what I do, Dad.  I mean, I'm really great.
yeah, you are.  i can tell by the way you look at me.	I just don't know what you're thinking. I don't understand your choices.  You know, the police are looking for you.
not mad.	Yeah, you are.  I can tell by the way you look at me.
you mad at me?	Not mad.
tough spot.	You mad at me?
yeah, dad.  i really did.  what am i gonna do?	Tough spot.
you loved her, didn't you?  you really loved her.	Yeah, Dad.  I really did.  What am I gonna do?
just low.	You loved her, didn't you?  You really loved her.
may the wind always be at your back and the sun always upon your face...	...and the winds of destiny carry you aloft...
what are you going to do?	I'm going to California.
no, dad.  i don't want to...i mean, i just don't want...	What are you going to do?
alright.  you want me to get your old job back?  because i could, you know, i could put in that word.	No, Dad.  I don't want to...I mean, I just don't want...
i know.	Alright.  You want me to get your old job back?  Because I could, you know, I could put in that word.
that's too bad.  you would have been the first one in the family.	I know.
there's something out there for me, dad. something different.  something free form, you know?  something for me, and college just isn't it.	That's too bad.  You would have been the first one in the family.
what are you going to do?	I'm going to California.
no, dad.  i don't want to...i mean, i just don't want...	What are you going to do?
alright.  you want me to get your old job back?  because i could, you know, i could put in that word.	No, Dad.  I don't want to...I mean, I just don't want...
i know.	Alright.  You want me to get your old job back?  Because I could, you know, I could put in that word.
that's too bad.  you would have been the first one in the family.	I know.
there's something out there for me, dad. something different.  something free form, you know?  something for me, and college just isn't it.	That's too bad.  You would have been the first one in the family.
don't be stupid, george.  we've got him. we've got him dead to rights.  but like i said, this is top priority so we're handing out free passes on this one. and the first one's got your name on it. cut your sentence in half, maybe more.	No thanks, fellas.  You've got the wrong fucking guy.  I'm not a rat.
what the fuck?  is he going to walk?	He's going down, George.  It's election year.  We're not making any deals.
what about him?	What the fuck?  Is he going to walk?
you hear about your old friend, diego?	What about him?
what do you guys want?	You hear about your old friend, Diego?
how are you doing, george?	What do you guys want?
source?  what about derek?	He's getting middled, too.  And Derek's our partner.  What's good for us is good for him.
what the fuck are you talking about, man?	The set-up is wrong.  We're doing all the legwork, and at the end of the day, we're still paying retail.  We're getting middled.
look what the cat dragged in.	Holy shit, Dulli.  What the hell are you doing here?
george.	Tuna.
it's oregano.  you got ripped off, pal. what are you gonna do with all this?	We sell it.  I got it all figured out. We make three finger lids and sell them on the beach.  We move all of it.  We've made ourselves a hundred bucks.  Or a lot of weed for our head.  What do you think?  Not bad, huh?  I got the baggies and everything.
figured what out?	You know how we were wondering what we were going to do for money?  Being how we don't want to get jobs and whatnot? Well, check this out.
figured it out.	Figured what out?
george.	Tuna.
it's oregano.  you got ripped off, pal. what are you gonna do with all this?	We sell it.  I got it all figured out. We make three finger lids and sell them on the beach.  We move all of it.  We've made ourselves a hundred bucks.  Or a lot of weed for our head.  What do you think?  Not bad, huh?  I got the baggies and everything.
figured what out?	You know how we were wondering what we were going to do for money?  Being how we don't want to get jobs and whatnot? Well, check this out.
figured it out.	Figured what out?
mirtha, how are you doing?	Better than you.
george, he wasn't asking.	Mirtha, how are you doing?
he wants me to testify?  is that what he's asking me to do?	George, he wasn't asking.
well, i got a call from pablo.  he said this thing with diego is a disaster. he's giving up lab locations, names, bank accounts, he was very pissed off. pablo said to take him down.  his exact words were "fuck diego."	He wants me to testify?  Is that what he's asking me to do?
yeah.	Well, I got a call from Pablo.  He said this thing with Diego is a disaster. He's giving up lab locations, names, bank accounts, he was very pissed off. Pablo said to take him down.  His exact words were "Fuck Diego."
is she here?  george, kristina hates you.  you fucked her over one too many times.  and i'm not here to socialize. did you hear about diego?	Yeah.
is she here?  is she coming?	Is she here?  George, Kristina hates you.  You fucked her over one too many times.  And I'm not here to socialize. Did you hear about Diego?
kristina's fine.	Is she here?  Is she coming?
mirtha, what's going on?  everything okay with kristina?	Kristina's fine.
hey, george.  you okay?	Yeah.  I'm fine.  I'm good.
i know.  well, that's all i really wanted to say.  so, okay, then.	Hey, George.  You okay?
she's getting big.  getting her own ideas.	I know.  Well, that's all I really wanted to say.  So, okay, then.
yeah.	She's getting big.  Getting her own ideas.
hey, look.  you start paying, who knows what will happen.  you're a good father, george.  i always gave you that.  but you've got to talk to her.	Yeah.
yeah, you will.  of course.	Hey, look.  You start paying, who knows what will happen.  You're a good father, George.  I always gave you that.  But you've got to talk to her.
yeah?  i better see some money out of it.	Yeah, you will.  Of course.
yeah, well.  i'm working on that.  i've got something going.	Yeah?  I better see some money out of it.
i haven't seen one dollar from you.  you haven't paid me one cent in child support, alimony.	Yeah, well.  I'm working on that.  I've got something going.
yeah, so i've been thinking.  i love her, y'know?  i kind of want to have her.  i've been away for so long.  make up for the missed time, you know?	I haven't seen one dollar from you.  You haven't paid me one cent in child support, alimony.
yeah.  she told me.  you walk her to school.	Yeah, so I've been thinking.  I love her, y'know?  I kind of want to have her.  I've been away for so long.  Make up for the missed time, you know?
you knew i was seeing kristina, right?	Yeah.  She told me.  You walk her to school.
what do you want?	You knew I was seeing Kristina, right?
what do you want me to say?  i'm in prison.  you should know.  you put me here.	Fuck you, George.  I knew you'd say something like that.  Always thinking about yourself.
you should have taken better care of me, you know?  you've been away a long time. four years.  say something.	What do you want me to say?  I'm in prison.  You should know.  You put me here.
what?	That's right.  Always spying, always judging.  Everyone's laughing at you, you fucking pussy.  You let Diego fuck you in the ass.  Maybe you are a fucking faggot.  You must be fucking Diego because you're not fucking me.
my problem?  we're broke, that's my fucking problem.  and you're a fucking spy.	What?
hey, why don't you just put a "i'm doing cocaine" sign on the car.  what is your fucking problem?	My problem?  We're broke, that's my fucking problem.  And you're a fucking spy.
fuck you, george, just fucking drive.	Hey, why don't you just put a "I'm doing cocaine" sign on the car.  What is your fucking problem?
there's a fucking cop behind us, mirtha. be cool, will ya.	Fuck you, George, just fucking drive.
not in front of the kid.	Don't give me that shit.  You just better do something.
don't touch me.  tell me.  just answer the question.  what do i spend?  what? how will we live?	Not in front of the kid.
please, mirtha.  i'll start working for augusto.  i'll talk to him tonight. i'll do something.	Don't touch me.  Tell me.  Just answer the question.  What do I spend?  What? How will we live?
what are we going to do?!  what are we going to use for money?!	Please, Mirtha.  I'll start working for Augusto.  I'll talk to him tonight. I'll do something.
no, that's alright.	Oh fucking relax.  Let your hair down for once.  It's your fucking birthday, for Chrissakes.  You're such a fucking pussy.  I swear to G-d, I married this big time drug dealer and wound up with the maid.
where are you going?	Out.
can you lift the furnace.  i need money.	Where are you going?
alright.	Can you lift the furnace.  I need money.
i said, i've seen it before.	Alright.
but this is...	I said, I've seen it before.
yeah.  i know.  she did that before.	But this is...
no.  these are her first steps.  watch her.	Yeah.  I know.  She did that before.
she did that before.	No.  These are her first steps.  Watch her.
look, mirtha.  she's walking.	She did that before.
pablo said no?	Pablo said no.  It's all over.  And I'm never going back.  I have you.  We have the baby.  And there's nothing else. It's just the family now.  Shhh.  Sleep now.
shhh, honey, never mind.  it's alright. it's over.  i quit the business.  i'm out.	Pablo said no?
george.  oh, jesus christ, george.  look at you.	Shhh, honey, never mind.  It's alright. It's over.  I quit the business.  I'm out.
oh, don't be such a fucking hypocrite. i quit smoking, didn't i?	Put that shit away, they're here.
jesus christ.	Oh, don't be such a fucking hypocrite. I quit smoking, didn't I?
you better know what you're doing, george.  you're playing with fire.	I like fire.
i know who you are, el americano. mister george.	What is your name?
i don't know.  my name is george.	I know who you are, El Americano. Mister George.
why are you smiling?	I don't know.  My name is George.
why are you smiling?	Why are you smiling?
i don't think so.	Why are you smiling?
do i know you?	I don't think so.
hello.	Do I know you?
hello.	Hello.
i know, dad.  i love you too.	After everything.  After everything, the only thing left out of my whole life is you.
i love you.  i love you so much.  you've got to know that.  you've got to know.	I know, Dad.  I love you too.
shhhh.	I love you.  I love you so much.  You've got to know that.  You've got to know.
i fucked up.	Shhhh.
i know, dad.  i know...	I fucked up.
i didn't mean to...	I know, Dad.  I know...
it's alright, dad.	I didn't mean to...
i'm sorry, baby.  i'm so sorry.	It's alright, Dad.
swear on my life.	I swear on your life.
i swear.  on my life.	Swear on my life.
i don't believe you.	I swear.  On my life.
that's right.  three o'clock.  thursday. at your mother's.  you and me.  it's a date.	I don't believe you.
you swear?	That's right.  Three o'clock.  Thursday. At your mother's.  You and me.  It's a date.
there's schools in california.	You swear?
but i've got school.	There's schools in California.
you let me take care of your mother. you just pack your bags.	But I've got school.
you know i can't.  mom will never let me go.	You let me take care of your mother. You just pack your bags.
yeah.  go out there, check it out, see what it's like.  i've got some stuff to do this week, but i'm thinking maybe thursday.  thursday after school.	You know I can't.  Mom will never let me go.
you swear?	Yeah.  Go out there, check it out, see what it's like.  I've got some stuff to do this week, but I'm thinking maybe Thursday.  Thursday after school.
i don't know.  maybe california.	You swear?
where are you going?	I don't know.  Maybe California.
i'm thinking about getting out of town this week.  you want to come with me?	Where are you going?
bye, dad.  see you in the morning, okay?	I'll be here.
california, huh?	California.
no.  i just kind of like the sound of it.	California, huh?
what is it?  a disneyland thing?	No.  I just kind of like the sound of it.
yeah.	What is it?  A Disneyland thing?
california?  you can go anywhere in the world.  india.  tibet.  australia. paris.  and you choose california?	Yeah.
you mean, like a trip?	Yeah, sure, whatever.
let me ask you something.  if you could go anywhere in the world, anywhere, where would you want to go?	You mean, like a trip?
just to walk with you.  i want to be your dad again.	Do what you want, it's a free country.
what do you want from me?	Just to walk with you.  I want to be your dad again.
kristina, c'mon, i'm sorry.  i'm going to make this right.  i've got a few things going on...	What do you want from me?
i don't want, alright?  it's not funny. i'm really pissed off, george.  you blew it, now leave me alone.	Kristina, c'mon, I'm sorry.  I'm going to make this right.  I've got a few things going on...
you can call me dad if you want.	I don't want, alright?  It's not funny. I'm really pissed off, George.  You blew it, now leave me alone.
what?	You can call me Dad if you want.
dad.	What?
george, you just can't show up, tell me you love me, and have everything be okay.	Dad.
how are you doing?	George, you just can't show up, tell me you love me, and have everything be okay.
well, here i am.  see?	How are you doing?
nothing.  i just wanted you to know i was out.  i just wanted to see you.	Well, here I am.  See?
what are you doing here?	Nothing.  I just wanted you to know I was out.  I just wanted to see you.
are we gonna split up?	No, never.  Don't even think about that, it's impossible.  I love your mother. And you are my heart.  Could I live without my heart?  Could I?
i don't know.	Are we gonna split up?
what's happening to us?	I don't know.
everything's gonna be okay, sweetheart. don't be upset.	What's happening to us?
because she's visiting me.	We'll do that tomorrow, okay?  It's lockdown time.
okay, george.	Because she's visiting me.
but i want to put her name on the list for tomorrow.  my daughter.	Okay, George.
not today, george.  time to go back.	But I want to put her name on the list for tomorrow.  My daughter.
but i have a visitor.	Not today, George.  Time to go back.
mr. jung, can you describe the circumstances of how you began talking about cocaine with mr. delgado?	Shortly after I arrived at Danbury Federal Correctional Institute I related to Diego that the crime I was in for was smuggling marijuana. Diego told me he had high level connections in Colombia and they needed to find someone to help them transport cocaine into America...
let the record state the witness has identified, diego delgado.	Mr. Jung, can you describe the circumstances of how you began talking about cocaine with Mr. Delgado?
yes, he's sitting right there at the end of the table.	Let the record state the witness has identified, Diego Delgado.
do you see him here in the courtroom?	Yes, he's sitting right there at the end of the table.
yes, i do.	Do you see him here in the courtroom?
mr. jung, do you know diego delgado?	Yes, I do.
jesus, george, fifteen percent.  that's an extra two-hundred large.	I don't give a shit.  Split it up.  Have a great life.  I'm done.  I'm out. Starting over.  Cheers.
you saved my life, dulli.  you'll never fucking know.  all you guys.  everyone just got a raise.  instead of ten percent, you get fifteen.	Jesus, George, fifteen percent.  That's an extra two-hundred large.
sounds fine.  i'll need to meet everybody.	They're over at the booth.
you're looking at him.  we provide the plane, transportation cost, u.s. landing spot, and take it to wherever you want it to go.  you provide the pick up point in south america, and are responsible for payment.  you assume all the bust risks.  we take sixty-five percent of all transportation fees, ten percent of the gross, plus our expenses. this is not a negotiation, so if this is okay with you, we can talk further.  if not, we can forget we had this conversation.	Sounds fine.  I'll need to meet everybody.
who's the co-pilot?	You're looking at him.  We provide the plane, transportation cost, U.S. landing spot, and take it to wherever you want it to go.  You provide the pick up point in South America, and are responsible for payment.  You assume all the bust risks.  We take sixty-five percent of all transportation fees, ten percent of the gross, plus our expenses. This is not a negotiation, so if this is okay with you, we can talk further.  If not, we can forget we had this conversation.
it's a four-man operation.  two on the ground.  two in the air.	Who's the co-pilot?
good to see you, jorge.  you are a man of your word.	Actually, I've got some news.  That fifty thousand I promised you, I couldn't get it.
what if i brought you, let's say, fifty thousand dollars?  would that eliminate some of your concerns?	Amigo, you bring me fifty-thousand dollars, and I have no more concerns.
marijuana is illegal in my country, and i believe in yours, as well.  we must be careful.	What if I brought you, let's say, fifty thousand dollars?  Would that eliminate some of your concerns?
i don't need a little.  i need a lot.	Marijuana is illegal in my country, and I believe in yours, as well.  We must be careful.
listen, americano, it is very nice to meet you, but maybe we are going too fast.  you take a little and then come back.	I don't need a little.  I need a lot.
all of it.  as much as you've got.  a couples thousand pounds.  i'll be back in a week with a plane.	Listen, Americano, it is very nice to meet you, but maybe we are going too fast.  You take a little and then come back.
ha ha ha.  you are funny.   really, how much will you be needing?	All of it.  As much as you've got.  A couples thousand pounds.  I'll be back in a week with a plane.
very nice.  i'll take it.	Ha ha ha.  You are funny.   Really, how much will you be needing?
for instance, something like this?	Very nice.  I'll take it.
yes, i am.	For instance, something like this?
ramon tells me you are looking for some mota.	Yes, I am.
are we good?	Are we good?  Yeah, we're good.  We're beautiful.  We're perfect.  This is A grade, one-hundred percent pure Colombian cocaine, Ladies and Gentlemen. Disco shit.  Pure as the driven snow. Good riddance.
georgie, oh man, hold the mayo!	That was it.  Seeing Dulli after fourteen years sealed the deal for me. The rest was just details.  My end was roughly five-hundred thousand.  Kristina and I could have a good life for five hundred grand.  Start over somewhere. One final score.  That's all I needed.
holy shit, dulli!	Georgie, oh man, hold the mayo!
not that far, only halfway.  you sure you know what you're doing?	Relax.  I've flown with my old man a million times.  And he always told me, the taking off part is easy, it's the landing you've got to worry about.
okay.  so we need a source.  where do we start?	Who speaks Spanish?
so?	So, we need to get to the source.
it's not enough.	What?
yeah?	When there's something to move, it's too easy not to.  Do you know how many colleges are in a twenty mile radius? U. Mass, Amherst, B.U....
yeah?	Shit, yeah.  Do you know how much money I could make if I had this stuff back east?
i wish there was shit like this back home.	Yeah?
stoned?	I wish there was shit like this back home.
g-d, i'm stoned.  i'm stoned.  i'm really...	Stoned?
right on.	G-d, I'm stoned.  I'm stoned.  I'm really...
this calls for a joint.  you want to do the honors?	No, man.  I'm too fucked up.
i'm on vacation.  on my way back to school.	This calls for a joint.  You want to do the honors?
yeah, but what are you doing out here?	I'm on vacation.  On my way back to school.
well, i'll tell you.  i was walking down the beach, minding my business, when who did i see but this fucking guy.  i didn't know you guys were living in california.	Yeah, but what are you doing out here?
i can't believe we're stealing a plane.	Don't be such a pussy.
this is bullshit, george.  we're never going to find anything down there.	You know, he's got a point.  We're fucking Americans.  We stick out like sore thumbs.
what's the matter, george?  something wrong?  you look like you just fucked your mother.	Cheer up, man.  Half this money is ours. We're fucking rich.
jesus christ, i'm getting a boner just looking at it.	What's the matter, George?  Something wrong?  You look like you just fucked your mother.
twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, nine. twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, a thousand.  it's all there.  wow.  a hundred and twenty-eight thousand dollars.	Jesus Christ, I'm getting a boner just looking at it.
smith.  hampshire....	Right.  And Holyoke.  There are a hundred thousand rich kids with their parents' money to spend, but there's never anything available.  Nothing good, anyway.  I'm paying four hundred dollars for shit.
no shit, kevin?	That's right.
nice weed, huh?	Fuck yeah.  I never seen nothing like it.  I'm fucking wasted.
colonel mathieu ... much has been said lately not only of the successes obtained by the paratroopers, but also of the methods that they have employed ... can you tell us something about this?	The successes obtained are the results of those methods. One presupposes the other and vice versa.
they seemed to be plausible this time. a general strike is a good argument for the un.	The UN is far away, dear sir. It is easier to make oneself heard with bombs. If I were in their place, I would use bombs.
and you believe the nlf?	They seemed to be plausible this time. A general strike is a good argument for the UN.
but the nlf has always spoken of a strike as a demonstration ...	And you believe the NLF?
the strike is a success; but ...	No. It has failed in its objective.
look around. i've put everything at your disposal. go take a look with your own eyes.	The strike is a success; but ...
the law is often inconvenient, colonel ...	And those who explode bombs in public places, do they perhaps respect the law? When you asked that question to Ben M'Hidi, remember what he said? No, gentlemen, believe me, it is a vicious circle. And we could discuss the problem for hours without reaching any conclusions. Because the problem does not lie here. The problem is: the NLF wants us to leave Algeria and we want to remain. Now, it seems to me that, despite varying shades of opinion, you all agree that we must remain. When the rebellion first began, there were not even shades of opinion. All the newspapers, even the left-wing ones wanted the rebellion suppressed. And we were sent here for this very reason. And we are neither madmen nor sadists, gentlemen. Those who call us fascists today, forget the contribution that many of us made to the Resistance. Those who call us Nazis, do not know that among us there are survivors of Dachau and Buchenwald. We are soldiers and our only duty is to win. Therefore, to be precise, I would now like to ask you a question: Should France remain in Algeria? If you answer "yes," then you must accept all the necessary consequences.
let's try to be precise then. the word "torture" does not appear in our orders. we have always spoken of interrogation as the only valid method in a police operation directed against unknown enemies. as for the nlf, they request that their members, in the event of capture, should maintain silence for twenty-four hours, and then, they may talk. thus, the organization has already had the time necessary to render useless any information furnished ... what type of interrogation should we choose? ... the one the courts use for a crime of homicide which drags on for months?	The law is often inconvenient, colonel ...
the questions have already been asked. i would only like some precise answers, that's all ...	Let's try to be precise then. The word "torture" does not appear in our orders. We have always spoken of interrogation as the only valid method in a police operation directed against unknown enemies. As for the NLF, they request that their members, in the event of capture, should maintain silence for twenty-four hours, and then, they may talk. Thus, the organization has already had the time necessary to render useless any information furnished ... What type of interrogation should we choose? ... the one the courts use for a crime of homicide which drags on for months?
i understand. what's your question?	The questions have already been asked. I would only like some precise answers, that's all ...
excuse me, colonel. i have the impression that perhaps due to excessive prudence ... my colleagues continue to ask the same allusive questions, to which you can only respond in an allusive manner. i think it would be better to call things by their right names; if one means torture, then one should call it torture.	I understand. What's your question?
and here?	It depends on you.
in indochina, <u>they</u> won.	And here?
exactly.	In Indochina, <U>they</U> won.
dien bien phu?	Exactly.
it is an inevitable stage in revolutionary war; from terrorism, one passes to insurrection ... as from open guerrilla warfare one passes to real war, the latter being the determining factor ...	Dien Bien Phu?
third group. what's your assignment?	Uh ... responsible for the sixth section.
third group.	Third group. What's your assignment?
what "group"?	Third group.
second district, casbah, west algiers.	What "group"?
second district ... explain better ...	Second district, Casbah, West Algiers.
second district ...	Second district ... Explain better ...
which "district" do you belong to?	Second district ...
sail.	Which "district" do you belong to?
second name.	Sail.
sid ahmed.	Second name.
go ahead! c'mon ... repeat everything from the beginning, and then we'll let you go. name ...	Sid Ahmed.
what ... what must i decide?	You've got to change occupations, Hacene. Right away!
they're not paying me anything. they've already warned you twice; this is the last warning. decide.	What ... What must I decide?
how much are they paying you?	They're not paying me anything. They've already warned you twice; this is the last warning. Decide.
what's happened to you?	The NLF has condemned you to death.
it's true.	What's happened to you?
why are you afraid? we've always been friends. one might even say that i brought you up ... isn't it true, ali?	It's true.
don't move, hacene.	Why are you afraid? We've always been friends. One might even say that I brought you up ... Isn't it true, Ali?
you afraid of these ...?	Don't move, Hacene.
no, immediately. the people are demoralized. leave this to me ...	No. Not you, or any one of us. As long as we are free, the NLF continues to exist in the Casbah. If they manage to take us too, there won't be anything left ... And from nothing comes nothing ...
of course. as soon as possible.	No, immediately. The people are demoralized. Leave this to me ...
yes, but we must also show them that we still exist.	Of course. As soon as possible.
it's better to split up, to increase our chances. we must change hiding places, and change them continually ... in the meantime, we must make new contacts, replace our arrested brothers, reorganize our sections--	Yes, but we must also show them that we still exist.
why? isn't he sleeping here?	No, it's better if he doesn't. The house is filled with new people.
and how many are we?	Not enough.
because we aren't ready yet for the french. before attacking, we must have safe places from which to depart and find refuge. of course, there is the casbah. but even the casbah isn't safe yet. there are too many drunks, pushers, whores, addicts, spies ... people who talk too much ... people who are ready to sell themselves, undecided people. we must either convince them or eliminate them. we must think of ourselves first. we must clean out the casbah first. only then will we be able to deal with the french. do you understand, ali?	And how many are we?
you still haven't told me why you didn't let me kill him.	Because we aren't ready yet for the French. Before attacking, we must have safe places from which to depart and find refuge. Of course, there is the Casbah. But even the Casbah isn't safe yet. There are too many drunks, pushers, whores, addicts, spies ... people who talk too much ... people who are ready to sell themselves, undecided people. We must either convince them or eliminate them. We must think of ourselves first. We must clean out the Casbah first. Only then will we be able to deal with the French. Do you understand, Ali?
then don't complain.	You still haven't told me why you didn't let me kill him.
i don't do that kind of thing.	Then don't complain.
c'mon ... you're exaggerating. the orders were to shoot him in the back.	I don't do that kind of thing.
what's important for me is that you let me risk my life for nothing.	C'mon ... you're exaggerating. The orders were to shoot him in the back.
you weren't able to. but what's important is that you tried.	What's important for me is that you let me risk my life for nothing.
but i haven't shot him.	You weren't able to. But what's important is that you tried.
my name is kader, ali ... saari kader ... in other words, in order to join the organization, you had to undergo a test. i could have told you to murder the barman, but he's an algerian ... and the police would let you kill him, even though he is one of theirs. by obeying such an order, you still could have been a double agent. and that's why i told you to kill the french policeman: because the french wouldn't have let you do it. if you were with the police you wouldn't have done it.	But I haven't shot him.
i don't even know your name yet ...	My name is Kader, Ali ... Saari Kader ... In other words, in order to join the organization, you had to undergo a test. I could have told you to murder the barman, but he's an Algerian ... and the police would let you kill him, even though he is one of theirs. By obeying such an order, you still could have been a double agent. And that's why I told you to kill the French policeman: because the French wouldn't have let you do it. If you were with the police you wouldn't have done it.
even that could be a trick. you escape, then show up at the address which the brothers in prison gave to you, and so you are able to contact me ...	I don't even know your name yet ...
sure. by shooting at me.	Even that could be a trick. You escape, then show up at the address which the brothers in prison gave to you, and so you are able to contact me ...
let's suppose you were a spy. in prison, when the nlf contacts you, you pretend to support the revolution, and then the french help you to escape ...	Sure. By shooting at me.
i'll explain.	Let's suppose you were a spy. In prison, when the NLF contacts you, you pretend to support the revolution, and then the French help you to escape ...
with an unloaded pistol?	I'll explain.
with the others. they are trying to stop the people.	Go away.
where's kader?	With the others. They are trying to stop the people.
read it.	Here?
sure ...	Read it.
can you read?	Sure ...
go away!	Men have two faces: one that laughs and one that cries ...
to show them to the un, right?	Yes ... yes. The problem also involves the UN. I don't know what it's worth, but this way, we'll give the UN the possibility of evaluating our strength.
that's true ... wars aren't won with terrorism, neither wars nor revolutions. terrorism is a beginning but afterward, all the people must act ... this is the reason for the strike, and its necessity: to mobilize all algerians, count them and measure their strength ...	To show them to the UN, right?
because they told us that we mustn't use weapons, now, when the time is right.	That's true ... Wars aren't won with terrorism, neither wars nor revolutions. Terrorism is a beginning but afterward, all the people must act ... This is the reason for the strike, and its necessity: to mobilize all Algerians, count them and measure their strength ...
why?	Because they told us that we mustn't use weapons, now, when the time is right.
no, and neither were my men.	Why?
but kader told me that you weren't in favor of the strike.	No, and neither were my men.
no ...	But Kader told me that you weren't in favor of the strike.
no, they'll do even more. we've given them the opportunity to do a lot more ... do you understand what i mean? starting tomorrow, they won't be groping in the dark any more; every shop and every worker who strikes will be a known enemy, a self-confessed criminal ... and they will be able to pass to the offensive. have you thought of this?	No ...
it's clear. they'll do everything possible to make it fail.	No, they'll do even more. We've given them the opportunity to do a lot more ... Do you understand what I mean? Starting tomorrow, they won't be groping in the dark any more; every shop and every worker who strikes will be a known enemy, a self-confessed criminal ... And they will be able to pass to the offensive. Have you thought of this?
yes, i think so too ... it's been organized well ... but what will the french do?	It's clear. They'll do everything possible to make it fail.
i think it'll be a success ...	Yes, I think so too ... It's been organized well ... But what will the French do?
what do you think of the strike, ali?	I think it'll be a success ...
it's good nobody is following us ...	It's a question of habit ...
let's try ...	It's good nobody is following us ...
be careful now. unless you know how it works, it's better if you sit on the plank and move forward like this ...	Let's try ...
please, we just want to take a short ride. a friend of mine has never seen the casbah.	I'm sorry. Tomorrow. Tonight is out of the question.
it's ten minutes past midnight. curfew begins at midnight.	Please, we just want to take a short ride. A friend of mine has never seen the Casbah.
but it's not even midnight yet!	It's ten minutes past midnight. Curfew begins at midnight.
it's too late. no one is allowed to enter the casbah at this hour. it's impossible.	But it's not even midnight yet!
good evening ... can we pass?	It's too late. No one is allowed to enter the Casbah at this hour. It's impossible.
all right. see you tomorrow, corbiere.	Good evening, sir.
rue de thbes? in the upper casbah, i think ...	All right. See you tomorrow, Corbiere.
tell me ... where is this rue de thbes?	Rue de Thbes? In the Upper Casbah, I think ...
good evening, sir.	Tell me ... Where is this rue de Thbes?
good, thank you, corbiere... . see you tomorrow.	Good evening, sir.
where were we?	Intersection, between Consular Street and General Laquiere Avenue ...
bah, for that matter, algeria isn't the only country in the world ...	Why, yes, of course ... But for the moment, let's be satisfied with Algiers! In the mountains our work is always easier.
yes, i believe there won't be any more talk of the nlf for some time.	Let's hope forever.
and so the tapeworm no longer has a head. are you satisfied, mathieu? in algiers everything should be over.	Yes, I believe there won't be any more talk of the NLF for some time.
a name?	Yes, a name for the operation.
mathieu! mathieu, a name ...	A name?
what is she saying?	She says that Ali is still in the Casbah.
no. let's just say that you've given me the satisfaction to have guessed correctly. but from the technical point of view, it isn't possible to speak of advantages. by now the game is over. the nlf has been defeated.	What is she saying?
that proves that i was wrong. evidently i credited you with an advantage greater than i should have.	No. Let's just say that you've given me the satisfaction to have guessed correctly. But from the technical point of view, it isn't possible to speak of advantages. By now the game is over. The NLF has been defeated.
of course i am.	That proves that I was wrong. Evidently I credited you with an advantage greater than I should have.
you seem to be very satisfied to have taken me alive ...	Of course I am.
for many months, i've had your photo on my desk together with a dozen or so reports on you ... and naturally, i am under the illusion that i know you somewhat. you never seemed the type, kader, inclined to performing useless actions.	You seem to be very satisfied to have taken me alive ...
why?	For many months, I've had your photo on my desk together with a dozen or so reports on you ... And naturally, I am under the illusion that I know you somewhat. You never seemed the type, Kader, inclined to performing useless actions.
are you ready, colonel?	Yes ... But let me first see you.
we'll lower a basket from the window ...	Okay, I'll make the statement in writing ...
how can i give you this statement?	We'll lower a basket from the window ...
okay. but we want your promise for a fair trial in writing. give us a written statement, mathieu, and then we'll surrender.	How can I give you this statement?
mathieu. colonel mathieu.	We don't trust you, colonel. Come forward, show yourself.
who is speaking?	Mathieu. Colonel Mathieu.
you did a good job, charlie.	Thanks, Mister D.
i don't know.	You did a good job, Charlie.
you think the d.a.'s gonna file on joanne?	I don't know.
take some time off.	You think the D.A.'s gonna file on Joanne?
under the law a person cannot profit from their own wrong doing.  since rebecca lawson is the sole beneficiary of the new will, if she is found guilty the will is void and joanne braslow could make a very good case to have the old will reinstated.	She kills the old man and makes it look like Miss Lawson did it.  Pretty slick.
what good does that do -- it's the old will?	Under the law a person cannot profit from their own wrong doing.  Since Rebecca Lawson is the sole beneficiary of the new will, if she is found guilty the will is void and Joanne Braslow could make a very good case to have the old will reinstated.
here it is!  according to the old will joanne braslow was to inherit two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.	What good does that do -- it's the old will?
joe koehler.  i know him.  he's an estate attorney -- and he's very expensive.	What would Joanne Braslow need with an estate attorney?  She wasn't even mentioned in Marsh's will.
joanne braslow is getting more and more interesting.  i followed her today to an attorney's office. joseph koehler.	Joe Koehler.  I know him.  He's an estate attorney -- and he's very expensive.
charlie -- are you going to make a point soon?	Right now.  Guess who's been buying Coke from him for the last five and half years?
i'm sorry to barge in -- but i figured after that bombshell that got laid on you today you could use some good news?	You got something on the Coke?
why?	Because it hasn't all been erased.
it's very good -- because when the d.a's office saw it they assumed it was the end of the tape, otherwise they would have buried it.	Why?
so, what good is it to us if it's been erased?	It's very good -- because when the D.A's office saw it they assumed it was the end of the tape, otherwise they would have buried it.
i would have missed it -- but the phone rang and i let it play while i talked.  it looks like blank tape -- but it isn't.  it's been erased without any input signal coming in.	So, what good is it to us if it's been erased?
you got something on the coke?	No -- but I got something.
i've been waiting for you to get back.	You got something on the coke?
you've got to get me something i can use, charlie.	I'm trying.
before you ask there's nothing new on the coke.	You've got to get me something I can use, Charlie.
so -- where do we start?	I want you to hit all the dealers in town.  Give them a list of people close to Marsh and see if any of them use.  Then I want you to check out a Doctor Alan Paley.  He lives up in Roseburg.
we have to find out who else would profit from marsh's death -- and who knew enough about his personal life to know that putting cocaine in the nasal spray would be fatal.	So -- where do we start?
i'm sorry, man -- but i ain't ever heard of no brother dying from gettin' too much pussy.	We have to find out who else would profit from Marsh's death -- and who knew enough about his personal life to know that putting cocaine in the nasal spray would be fatal.
it could've happened to anyone.	I'm sorry, man -- but I ain't ever heard of no brother dying from gettin' too much pussy.
yeah -- i hear they had 'em a real dog and pony show going on up there - -  i'll tell you, sometimes white people are a real puzzle to me.  i mean, did this old guy really think he was gonna be able to keep up with a sweet little number like that?	It could've happened to anyone.
fine, charlie.  you familiar with the marsh case?	Yeah -- I hear they had 'em a real dog and pony show going on up there - -  I'll tell you, sometimes white people are a real puzzle to me.  I mean, did this old guy really think he was gonna be able to keep up with a sweet little number like that?
how you doin' mister d?	Fine, Charlie.  You familiar with the Marsh case?
because he wasn't dead when she left, and even if he was, not reporting a natural death in a timely fashion isn't a crime.	Did I say it was a natural death?
for starters i'd like to know why she left the house and didn't report the death?	Because he wasn't dead when she left, and even if he was, not reporting a natural death in a timely fashion isn't a crime.
an inquiry into what?	For starters I'd like to know why she left the house and didn't report the death?
i just wanted to introduce myself and inform miss lawson that there will be an inquiry.	An inquiry into what?
i don't think that this is the time, or the place.	I just wanted to introduce myself and inform Miss Lawson that there will be an inquiry.
yeah.	Then you can go.
i think i'm going to make your day.	How?
what about the will?	That's the best part.  She gets it all -- everything.
had to.  i also interviewed three women who were in past relationships with marsh.  there's no evidence that he had anything but straight sex prior to meeting miss lawson.	What about the will?
so she knew about his heart?	Had to.  I also interviewed three women who were in past relationships with Marsh.  There's no evidence that he had anything but straight sex prior to meeting Miss Lawson.
he can remember at least one occasion -- and the receptionist can recall two times when she accompanied marsh to the office.	So she knew about his heart?
what did he say about miss lawson?	He can remember at least one occasion -- and the receptionist can recall two times when she accompanied Marsh to the office.
marsh's cardiologist told me that after marsh was diagnosed with heart disease he quit smoking, quit drinking and started exercising every day.  does that sound like a guy who'd start shoveling cocaine up his nose?	What did he say about Miss Lawson?
it would be the same as shooting a gun at him.	Thank you, Doctor McCurdy.  Your witness.
what would be the effect if someone secretly administered cocaine to mr. marsh and then induced him to make love?	It would be the same as shooting a gun at him.
it would be an added stress to his heart.	What would be the effect if someone secretly administered cocaine to Mr. Marsh and then induced him to make love?
-- and if he were in the midst of making love while under the influence of cocaine?	It would be an added stress to his heart.
increase his heart rate.	-- And if he were in the midst of making love while under the influence of cocaine?
dr. mccurdy, what would cocaine do to someone in mr. marsh's condition?	Increase his heart rate.
yes -- those of mr. marsh and a thumb print of miss lawson's.	Dr. McCurdy, what would cocaine do to someone in Mr. Marsh's condition?
your honor, the state enters this evidence as exhibit a.  were any fingerprints found on the bottle?	Yes -- those of Mr. Marsh and a thumb print of Miss Lawson's.
yes.	Your Honor, the State enters this evidence as exhibit A.  Were any fingerprints found on the bottle?
is this the bottle that was found on the nightstand?	Yes.
we found a bottle of dristan nasal spray on the nightstand.  it was filled with water and cocaine.  mr. marsh had a head cold at the time of his death.  i believe he wasn't aware that he was ingesting cocaine.	Is this the bottle that was found on the nightstand?
then how did it get into his body?	We found a bottle of Dristan nasal spray on the nightstand.  It was filled with water and cocaine.  Mr. Marsh had a head cold at the time of his death.  I believe he wasn't aware that he was ingesting cocaine.
i don't think so.  the membrane in his nasal passage didn't show any sign of long time usage.	Then how did it get into his body?
so, mr. marsh used cocaine?	I don't think so.  The membrane in his nasal passage didn't show any sign of long time usage.
we found a high concentration of cocaine in his blood.	So, Mr. Marsh used cocaine?
what induced it?	We found a high concentration of cocaine in his blood.
no.	What induced it?
was the heart attack the result of natural causes?	No.
very poor.  he was suffering from severe arterial disease.	Was the heart attack the result of natural causes?
what was mr. marsh's physical condition prior to his death?	Very poor.  He was suffering from severe arterial disease.
a massive cardiac arrest.	What was Mr. Marsh's physical condition prior to his death?
doctor mccurdy, what was the cause of death?	A massive cardiac arrest.
cocaine is the last thing a man in his condition would want.	Can we put Rebecca Lawson at the scene?
we know marsh had a head cold.   we found cocaine mixed with water in a nasal spray container on the nightstand.  the coke would contract the nasal membrane the same as any decongestant, but for a much shorter time.  he'd keep using more and more -- never knowing what he was taking.	Any prints on the nasal spray?
what can we prove?	We know Marsh had a head cold.   We found cocaine mixed with water in a nasal spray container on the nightstand.  The coke would contract the nasal membrane the same as any decongestant, but for a much shorter time.  He'd keep using more and more -- never knowing what he was taking.
yes.	What can we prove?
what are you saying, henry?  that his girlfriend fucked him to death?	Yes.
that's what my report will read.	But there's more?
the official cause?	That's what my report will read.
the official cause of death was a cardiac arrest.	The official cause?
what'd he die of?	The official cause of death was a cardiac arrest.
marsh wasn't alone.  we found traces of sperm on the sheets.  the toxicology report says there were high levels of cocaine in his blood.	What'd he die of?
cause?	Not sure.  I'll have everything you need tomorrow.
about three hours.	Cause?
no -- never.	Your witness.
did you ever see mr. marsh use cocaine?	No -- never.
sex.	Could you be more specific?
what was the nature of the argument?	Sex.
well -- he died on a sunday and i have the weekends off -- but they were ripping at each other with both barrels friday afternoon.	What was the nature of the argument?
did they argue the day before he died?	Well -- he died on a Sunday and I have the weekends off -- but they were ripping at each other with both barrels Friday afternoon.
you name it -- they argued about it. mr. marsh tried his best to keep her happy -- but it seemed that no matter what he did it was never enough for her.	Did they argue the day before he died?
what did they argue about?	You name it -- they argued about it. Mr. Marsh tried his best to keep her happy -- but it seemed that no matter what he did it was never enough for her.
like cats and dogs.	What did they argue about?
did miss lawson and mr. marsh ever argue?	Like cats and dogs.
yes.	Did Miss Lawson and Mr. Marsh ever argue?
mrs. crawford, you were mr. marsh's maid for nine years?	Yes.
objection, your honor.	Counsel approach the bench.
no questions.	You may call your next witness.
objection sustained.	Did Miss Lawson ever give you any indication why she was leaving?
he was away on an extended vacation and just returned two days ago.	Alright -- I'm going to allow his testimony.
why didn't the state's investigation uncover mr. roston earlier?	He was away on an extended vacation and just returned two days ago.
your honor, mr. roston is an ex-lover of miss lawson's.	Why didn't the State's investigation uncover Mr. Roston earlier?
can i go?	You get his statement?
objection!  may i remind mr. dulaney that the person on trial here is miss lawson -- not dr. paley.	Your Honor, I'm trying to establish a pattern in Dr. Paley's behavior with women.
objection!  mr. roston's sexual preferences are not at issue in this trial.	Your Honor, I'm trying to establish the sense of betrayal Miss Lawson felt when she discovered the man she lived with was a different person than she thought he was.
i'll rephrase the question.  mr. roston isn't it true you are bisexual?	Objection!  Mr. Roston's sexual preferences are not at issue in this trial.
objection!	I'll rephrase the question.  Mr. Roston isn't it true you are bisexual?
your honor, mr. roston lived with the defendant for many months.  i feel that his opinion is valid in substantiating the character of the miss lawson.	The opinion of a scorned lover is hardly an objective view.
objection.  the question calls for a conclusion on the part of the witness.	Your Honor, Mr. Roston lived with the defendant for many months.  I feel that his opinion is valid in substantiating the character of the Miss Lawson.
your honor, i don't see a mr. roston listed as a prosecution witness.	The State's investigation just uncovered Mr. Roston yesterday afternoon in Chicago.
you've been following me?	Her.  It's an obvious move.  I'm building a case against her, remember?
really?  what does an attorney speak to his client about at her house until three o'clock in the morning?	You've been following me?
you don't know what you're talking about.	Really?  What does an attorney speak to his client about at her house until three o'clock in the morning?
i'm talking to you as a friend now. don't ruin your life, your career for her.  she'll spit you out when this is over.	You don't know what you're talking about.
that's ridiculous.	I'm talking to you as a friend now. Don't ruin your life, your career for her.  She'll spit you out when this is over.
what's happening to you, frank? you're acting like you're on trial here.  this has become personal to you.	Back off, John.
i didn't hear it.	What's happening to you, Frank? You're acting like you're on trial here.  This has become personal to you.
hey -- the bell's sounded.  it's between rounds.	I didn't hear it.
i've got work to do.	Hey -- the bell's sounded.  It's between rounds.
i'm just curious to see if mr. troxell reconstructed anything else.	Your Honor -- please!
objection, your honor.  the fact that mrs. crawford heard mr. troxell reconstruct her sentence and decided to rephrase her words in a more intelligent manner for the court doesn't mean the incident never happened.	I'm just curious to see if Mr. Troxell reconstructed anything else.
your honor, i fail to see what mrs crawford's educational background has to do with this case.	I was just about to make my point, Your Honor.
your honor, this is a tape from miss lawson's answering machine.  i would like to play it now.	Objection.  Your Honor, we don't know where this tape is from.  Who made it -- or under what circumstances it was made.
aren't they all?	Yeah.  Well -- we'll let the blindfolded lady with the scales decide that.
she's innocent.	Aren't they all?
then she's not as smart as i thought she was.  you've seen her in the depositions.  tell me you don't have any doubts?	She's innocent.
i'll tell her but she won't take it.	Then she's not as smart as I thought she was.  You've seen her in the depositions.  Tell me you don't have any doubts?
we're going all the way on this one, frank.  tell your client she has until the prelim to cop a plea for murder two -- fifteen to twenty five.	I'll tell her but she won't take it.
i don't buy it and neither will a jury.	We're going all the way on this one, Frank.  Tell your client she has until the prelim to cop a plea for murder two -- fifteen to twenty five.
the m.e.'s report stated that marsh's nasal membranes showed no sign of prior cocaine use.  without the nasal spray we would have still treated it as a poisoning.  we would have looked for motive and the trail would have still led back to her.	I don't buy it and neither will a jury.
suspicions maybe -- but suspicions aren't enough for a conviction.	The M.E.'s report stated that Marsh's nasal membranes showed no sign of prior cocaine use.  Without the nasal spray we would have still treated it as a poisoning.  We would have looked for motive and the trail would have still led back to her.
because she's clever.  because she knows that even if we didn't find it we'd have suspicions as to why a man in marsh's condition would use cocaine.	Suspicions maybe -- but suspicions aren't enough for a conviction.
why would she want that?	Because she's clever.  Because she knows that even if we didn't find it we'd have suspicions as to why a man in Marsh's condition would use cocaine.
she planned this.  she wanted us to find the nasal spray.	Why would she want that?
c'mon -- think about it.  if she was going to kill marsh why leave the nasal spray bottle there for the police to find?	She planned this.  She wanted us to find the nasal spray.
you're bluffing.  john, it's me, remember?  i've known you since your name was juan carlos.	C'mon -- think about it.  If she was going to kill Marsh why leave the nasal spray bottle there for the police to find?
take your pole out of the water, frank.  the fish ain't biting today.	You're bluffing.  John, it's me, remember?  I've known you since your name was Juan Carlos.
can you?	Take your pole out of the water, Frank.  The fish ain't biting today.
you can't show intent.	Can you?
marsh left her close to three million dollars in his will.  that's motive. she admits to being there the night of his death.  that's opportunity -- and her fingerprints are on the nasal spray bottle.	You can't show intent.
lookin' to make the papers, john?	Marsh left her close to three million dollars in his will.  That's motive. She admits to being there the night of his death.  That's opportunity -- and her fingerprints are on the nasal spray bottle.
sit down, frank.	No.  Miss Lawson came in here voluntarily to answer your questions. She doesn't have to sit here and be insulted.  So, either you charge her now or we're leaving.
that's it.  my client doesn't have to take this crap from you.	Sit down, Frank.
mr. marsh's cardiologist and his nurse have told us that you accompanied mr. marsh to their office on at least two occasions.	That's correct -- but Andrew never told me he had a heart condition.  He said he had a heart arrhythmia and it was nothing serious.
no.	Mr. Marsh's Cardiologist and his nurse have told us that you accompanied Mr. Marsh to their office on at least two occasions.
were you aware of mr. marsh's heart condition?	No.
did you use it the night marsh died?	No.  I haven't done it in years.
i have.	Did you use it the night Marsh died?
miss lawson, do you use cocaine?	I have.
yes.	What did Mr. Marsh say?
did you talk about miss lawson?	Yes.
horrible.  he was tired and pale.	Did you talk about Miss Lawson?
how did he look?	Horrible.  He was tired and pale.
yes.	How did he look?
did you see mr. marsh the day before his death?	Yes.
i opened the bathroom door one day and saw miss lawson pouring cocaine out of a vial.	Did you see Mr. Marsh the day before his death?
tell the court about that, please.	I opened the bathroom door one day and saw Miss Lawson pouring Cocaine out of a vial.
yes.	Tell the court about that, please.
what about miss lawson?	Yes.
no -- never.	What about Miss Lawson?
did you ever see mr. marsh use cocaine?	No -- never.
six years.	Did you ever see Mr. Marsh use Cocaine?
how long were you mr marsh's personal secretary?	Six years.
no -- but i can get it for you.	Thank you.
you wouldn't know her address, would you?	No -- but I can get it for you.
rebecca lawson.	You wouldn't know her address, would you?
her name?	Rebecca Lawson.
i assume his girlfriend.	Her name?
do you know who mr. marsh was with?	I assume his girlfriend.
i had some papers to pick up.	Do you know who Mr. Marsh was with?
why did you come by?	I had some papers to pick up.
a little after eleven.	Why did you come by?
miss braslow -- i'm district attorney john cardenas.  you arrived at what time tonight?	A little after eleven.
no.  she stopped by to pick up some papers.	Show me.
she was here?	No.  She stopped by to pick up some papers.
his secretary.  joanne braslow.	She was here?
who found him?	His Secretary.  Joanne Braslow.
is it marsh?	Yeah.
just one last question.  what does the sign on your office door say?	Doctor Steven Trammel.  Cardiologist.
yes.	Just one last question.  What does the sign on your office door say?
did miss lawson ever accompany mr. marsh to your office?	Yes.
yes.	Did Miss Lawson ever accompany Mr. Marsh to your office?
he did everything he could to take care of his heart?	Yes.
yes -- he stopped smoking and drinking and exercised regularly.	He did everything he could to take care of his heart?
did mr. marsh change his lifestyle after that?	Yes -- he stopped smoking and drinking and exercised regularly.
about a year and half ago.	Did Mr. Marsh change his lifestyle after that?
doctor trammel, when did you first diagnose that mr. marsh had heart disease?	About a year and half ago.
she was.	Thank you.  The State rests.
who was your primary beneficiary?	She was.
yes.	Who was your primary beneficiary?
did you change your will while you were with miss lawson?	Yes.
i woke up the next morning and she was gone.	Did you change your will while you were with Miss Lawson?
what happened after that?	I woke up the next morning and she was gone.
i couldn't help myself.  you get lost inside a women like her.  it was like a drug.  it was the best sex i ever had.	What happened after that?
if you knew it was bad for you why did you do it?	I couldn't help myself.  You get lost inside a women like her.  It was like a drug.  It was the best sex I ever had.
she started touching herself and telling me how much she wanted me. she reached down and put me inside her.  my doctor had warned me about exerting myself -- but you really don't think of those things at a moment like that.  you just think about how beautiful this woman is -- how much you want her.  how deeply you want to please her.  at first it started off slowly -- but the rhythm built and built.    every time i got close to an orgasm she would stop.  eventually i started to have trouble breathing.  rebecca just kept going -- faster and faster.  no matter what i said she wouldn't stop. i really thought for a moment i was going to die.	If you knew it was bad for you why did you do it?
what did she do next, mr. roston?	She started touching herself and telling me how much she wanted me. She reached down and put me inside her.  My doctor had warned me about exerting myself -- but you really don't think of those things at a moment like that.  You just think about how beautiful this woman is -- how much you want her.  How deeply you want to please her.  At first it started off slowly -- but the rhythm built and built.    Every time I got close to an orgasm she would stop.  Eventually I started to have trouble breathing.  Rebecca just kept going -- faster and faster.  No matter what I said she wouldn't stop. I really thought for a moment I was going to die.
mr. roston i know this is difficult for you, but it's important you tell the court what she did.	She said she was going to fuck me like I've never been fucked before.
what did she say?	Mr. Roston I know this is difficult for you, but it's important you tell the court what she did.
she told me that tonight we were going to open new doors.  i asked her to stop -- to take off the handcuffs, but she wouldn't listen.	What did she say?
she's a woman who is very much aware of her own sexuality.  sometimes i felt she could read my mind.  it was uncanny how she knew exactly what i wanted.  a few nights before my heart surgery rebecca woke me.  she had handcuffed me to the bed.	She told me that tonight we were going to open new doors.  I asked her to stop -- to take off the handcuffs, but she wouldn't listen.
what would she do that made it hard to resist?	She's a woman who is very much aware of her own sexuality.  Sometimes I felt she could read my mind.  It was uncanny how she knew exactly what I wanted.  A few nights before my heart surgery Rebecca woke me.  She had handcuffed me to the bed.
it's hard to resist a woman as beautiful as she is.	What would she do that made it hard to resist?
it was like sex was a game to her. she got off on the control.  she always used to tell me it had to be her way.	It's hard to resist a woman as beautiful as she is.
can you give the court an example?	It was like sex was a game to her. She got off on the control.  She always used to tell me it had to be her way.
it was like she was trying to push me as far as she could.  she called it opening new doors.	Can you give the court an example?
when you say your sexual relations with miss lawson were intense what exactly do you mean?	It was like she was trying to push me as far as she could.  She called it opening new doors.
why do you think she left you?	Well -- I think that after the operation she realized that...
she didn't.  she just left.	Why do you think she left you?
why did she say she was leaving?	She didn't.  She just left.
she left me.	Why did she say she was leaving?
why not?	She left me.
it didn't.	Why not?
how did your relationship with miss lawson progress after the surgery?	It didn't.
fine.  the doctors say if i keep taking care of myself i can live to be a very old man.	How did your relationship with Miss Lawson progress after the surgery?
and how are you now?	Fine.  The doctors say if I keep taking care of myself I can live to be a very old man.
i had bypass surgery.	And how are you now?
what happened next?	I had bypass surgery.
i had a bad heart.	What happened next?
what kind of condition are you referring to?	I had a bad heart.
it was wild.  she was constantly trying to get me more and more worked up -- kinky things.  i tried to satisfy her the best i could, but it was difficult in my condition.	What kind of condition are you referring to?
i know this is a very personal subject, but could you be a little more specific?	It was wild.  She was constantly trying to get me more and more worked up -- kinky things.  I tried to satisfy her the best I could, but it was difficult in my condition.
intense.	I know this is a very personal subject, but could you be a little more specific?
how would you describe your sex life with miss lawson?	Intense.
for about one year.	How would you describe your sex life with Miss Lawson?
how long were you together?	For about one year.
we were lovers.	How long were you together?
mr. roston, what was your relationship with miss lawson?	We were lovers.
-- and what did you suggest?	Cocaine.
she said that those weren't any good -- because their use would be detected and the police would know the victim had been poisoned.  she wanted to know if there was a drug that would induce a heart attack but could also be used to enhance a sexual high.	-- And what did you suggest?
what did she say?	She said that those weren't any good -- because their use would be detected and the police would know the victim had been poisoned.  She wanted to know if there was a drug that would induce a heart attack but could also be used to enhance a sexual high.
yes -- insulin and others.	What did she say?
did you suggest any?	Yes -- Insulin and others.
she said that she was working on a novel and she wanted to know what kinds of drugs would be harmful to someone with a bad heart.	Did you suggest any?
what kind of information?	She said that she was working on a novel and she wanted to know what kinds of drugs would be harmful to someone with a bad heart.
well -- i realized that she wasn't interested in me.  she was just trying to get information out of me.	What kind of information?
why?	Well -- I realized that she wasn't interested in me.  She was just trying to get information out of me.
we stopped seeing each other.	Why?
what eventually happened to your relationship with miss lawson?	We stopped seeing each other.
yes -- several times.	What eventually happened to your relationship with Miss Lawson?
did you ever see her again after that?	Yes -- several times.
at a dinner party -- about eight months ago.	Did you ever see her again after that?
where did you meet miss lawson?	At a dinner party -- about eight months ago.
that's enough.	I mean she only screwed me two or three times a night because she had to -- I'm sure she didn't enjoy it.
i'm sure that every orgasm she had with me was faked.	That's enough.
don't you see what she's doing?  she needs you to kill me.  she's planned it that way from the start.  that's why she phoned me tonight.	You called him?
i may have been infatuated with her - - but i wouldn't perjure myself.	That's all Dr. Paley.
no further questions.	I may have been infatuated with her - - but I wouldn't perjure myself.
you can suggest anything you want. it happened.	No further questions.
i suggest it never happened.	You can suggest anything you want. It happened.
no -- she asked me about cocaine.	I suggest it never happened.
you're still angry, aren't you? isn't it true that your whole story is nothing more than a vindictive attempt on your behalf to get back at miss lawson?	No -- she asked me about cocaine.
i was angry.	You're still angry, aren't you? Isn't it true that your whole story is nothing more than a vindictive attempt on your behalf to get back at Miss Lawson?
you'll be sorry?	I was angry.
and after that didn't you continuously harass miss lawson?	No.
yes.	And after that didn't you continuously harass Miss Lawson?
and the argument was about the fact that you wanted to be romantically involved and she did not.	Yes.
well -- as i remember it, we had an argument.	And the argument was about the fact that you wanted to be romantically involved and she did not.
if necessary i can bring in the valet parking attendant and two customers who witnessed the occurrence.	Well -- as I remember it, we had an argument.
no.	If necessary I can bring in the valet parking attendant and two customers who witnessed the occurrence.
you didn't grab her and try to kiss her?	No.
no.	You didn't grab her and try to kiss her?
isn't it true that later that night you tried to force yourself on miss lawson in the parking lot?	No.
we had dinner at a restaurant.	Isn't it true that later that night you tried to force yourself on Miss Lawson in the parking lot?
dr. paley, where were you the last time you saw miss lawson?	We had dinner at a restaurant.
then you have no way of knowing what mr. marsh told miss lawson were the reasons for his visits?	No.  No, I don't.
no.	Then you have no way of knowing what Mr. Marsh told Miss Lawson were the reasons for his visits?
did miss lawson ever accompany mr. marsh inside during his examinations?	No.
no.	Did Miss Lawson ever accompany Mr. Marsh inside during his examinations?
did mr. marsh ever tell you that he had spoken to miss lawson about his illness?	No.
no.	Did Mr. Marsh ever tell you that he had spoken to Miss Lawson about his illness?
dr. trammel, did you ever speak to miss lawson about mr. marsh's condition?	No.
one last question, doctor.  if someone didn't know better, would it be easy to mistake the peony root for cocaine?	Yes -- quite easy.
october twenty-seventh.	One last question, Doctor.  If someone didn't know better, would it be easy to mistake the peony root for cocaine?
a previous witness stated that she saw miss lawson pouring a white powder into her hand on october twenty-eighth.  according to your records when did you prescribe the drug?	October twenty-seventh.
i tell them to pour an amount the size of a quarter into the their hand and mix it with water.	A previous witness stated that she saw Miss Lawson pouring a white powder into her hand on October twenty-eighth.  According to your records when did you prescribe the drug?
how do you instruct your patients to take it?	I tell them to pour an amount the size of a quarter into the their hand and mix it with water.
it's a white powder that comes in a vial.	How do you instruct your patients to take it?
would you describe for the court what chinese peony root looks like?	It's a white powder that comes in a vial.
chinese peony root.	Would you describe for the court what Chinese peony root looks like?
what did you prescribe for her?	Chinese peony root.
yes.	What did you prescribe for her?
did you ever prescribe any medication for her cramps?	Yes.
she suffers from severe menstrual cramps.	Did you ever prescribe any medication for her cramps?
why does she come to you?	She suffers from severe menstrual cramps.
yes.  i've been seeing her for over a year.	Why does she come to you?
--and is miss lawson a patient of yours?	Yes.  I've been seeing her for over a year.
oriental medicine.	--And is Miss Lawson a patient of yours?
dr. wong -- what type of medicine do you practice?	Oriental medicine.
no.	What else did the District Attorney's Office tell you to say?
then -- those are not your own words?	No.
i heard him say it.	Then -- those are not your own words?
high school?	No.
no.	High school?
did you go to college, mrs. crawford?	No.
what happened?	There was an inquiry.  It was his word against mine.  They believed him.  I was fired.
while i was seeing dr. paley i mentioned to him one night that someone was stealing drugs from the third floor dispensary.   three days after i spoke to him in his office he went to the head nurse and told her he had witnessed me stealing drugs.	What happened?
what happened next?	While I was seeing Dr. Paley I mentioned to him one night that someone was stealing drugs from the third floor dispensary.   Three days after I spoke to him in his office he went to the Head Nurse and told her he had witnessed me stealing drugs.
he laughed -- and basically said he would decide when it was over.	Do you remember his exact words?
what did he say?	He laughed -- and basically said he would decide when it was over.
yes -- he did.	How?
did he make your life miserable?	Yes -- he did.
he used to call me -- tell me that i couldn't just walk out on him.  he said that if i didn't come back he'd make my life miserable.	Did he make your life miserable?
-- and what did dr. paley do after you stopped seeing him?	He used to call me -- tell me that I couldn't just walk out on him.  He said that if I didn't come back he'd make my life miserable.
i realized he wasn't serious.  he was seeing other women -- asking other nurses at the hospital out, so i ended it.	-- And what did Dr. Paley do after you stopped seeing him?
then what happened?	I realized he wasn't serious.  He was seeing other women -- asking other nurses at the hospital out, so I ended it.
we dated for about a month last year.	Then what happened?
what was the nature of your relationship with dr. paley.	We dated for about a month last year.
i'm a nurse.  i used to work at roseburg memorial hospital.  dr. paley's on staff there.	What was the nature of your relationship with Dr. Paley.
where did you meet him?	I'm a nurse.  I used to work at Roseburg Memorial Hospital.  Dr. Paley's on staff there.
yes.	Where did you meet him?
miss sellers, do you know dr. alan paley?	Yes.
then why did you go see mr. koehler in the first place?	Because he called me.
no.	Then why did you go see Mr. Koehler in the first place?
you didn't know about it before that?	No.
to show you this.  it's a letter from that lawyer, koehler.  he wrote it to me the day after i saw him.  he's the one who told me i could get the money if miss lawson went to jail.	You didn't know about it before that?
why'd you come here?	To show you this.  It's a letter from that lawyer, Koehler.  He wrote it to me the day after I saw him.  He's the one who told me I could get the money if Miss Lawson went to jail.
i'm gonna go to jail.  i know they're gonna make it look like i did it. they gotta put it on someone.	Why'd you come here?
what do you think i've got?  a gun? maybe i'm gonna kill you too.  maybe i'll blow your head off right now.	I'm gonna go to jail.  I know they're gonna make it look like I did it. They gotta put it on someone.
what do you have in your purse?	What do you think I've got?  A gun? Maybe I'm gonna kill you too.  Maybe I'll blow your head off right now.
yes.	You killed him -- didn't you, Joanne?
then you would have gotten your money?	Yes.
you take what people say and make it ugly.  you make others believe what you want them to.  she should have been found guilty.  she shouldn't have gotten off.	Then you would have gotten your money?
no!  why would i want to kill him?	Because you were jealous.  Because he cut you out of the will.  Because you have a cocaine habit to feed -- because you know that if Rebecca Lawson is found guilty the new will is void -- and there's a very good chance the old one would be honored.
isn't it true that you put the cocaine in the bottle?	No!  Why would I want to kill him?
no.	Isn't it true that you put the cocaine in the bottle?
isn't it true that you stopped by the house after you left the drug store and dropped off the items you bought?	No.
i don't know.	Isn't it true that you stopped by the house after you left the drug store and dropped off the items you bought?
you see that's what bothers me.  no other bottle of nasal spray was found in the house.  the police looked. there was only the one bottle.  but you say you didn't arrive until after mr. marsh was dead -- yet we know he was using the nasal spray prior to his death.  how do you think it got there?	I don't know.
p.m.	You see that's what bothers me.  No other bottle of nasal spray was found in the house.  The police looked. There was only the one bottle.  But you say you didn't arrive until after Mr. Marsh was dead -- yet we know he was using the nasal spray prior to his death.  How do you think it got there?
a.m -- or p.m.?	P.M.
three fifteen.	A.M -- or P.M.?
would you read for us the time of the purchase?	Three fifteen.
dristan nasal spray.	Would you read for us the time of the purchase?
there's an item you picked up that's marked.  will you read it?	Dristan nasal spray.
yes.	There's an item you picked up that's marked.  Will you read it?
well - i'm a little confused.  this is a charge receipt from rosen's drug store where mr. marsh had an account.  it's dated the day of the murder.  is this your signature?	Yes.
yes.	Well - I'm a little confused.  This is a charge receipt from Rosen's Drug Store where Mr. Marsh had an account.  It's dated the day of the murder.  Is this your signature?
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars is a lot of money.  that must have made you pretty angry?	Yes.
she talked him into it.  she wanted everything.	Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars is a lot of money.  That must have made you pretty angry?
in his previous will mr. marsh left you two hundred and fifty thousand dollars -- then he cut you out.  why do you think he did that?	She talked him into it.  She wanted everything.
yes.	In his previous will Mr. Marsh left you two hundred and fifty thousand dollars -- then he cut you out.  Why do you think he did that?
--and that he changed his will?	Yes.
yes.	--and that he changed his will?
--and that mr. marsh paid less attention to you?	Yes.
yes.	--And that Mr. Marsh paid less attention to you?
and you resented that he cared for her in a way he once cared for you?	Yes.
yes.	And you resented that he cared for her in a way he once cared for you?
you resented the fact that she told you what to do in mr. marsh's house?	Yes.
yes.	You resented the fact that she told you what to do in Mr. Marsh's house?
you don't like her because you were involved with mr. marsh before she came along.  isn't that true?	Yes.
no.	You don't like her because you were involved with Mr. Marsh before she came along.  Isn't that true?
you don't like miss lawson much do you?	No.
i've been to a few -- yes.	You don't like Miss Lawson much do you?
you've tried it?  isn't it true that you've been in and out of rehab centers for the last four years?	I've been to a few -- yes.
i've tried it.	You've tried it?  Isn't it true that you've been in and out of Rehab centers for the last four years?
i'm a practical woman mr. dulaney. killing andrew wasn't in my best interest.  as it is i'm out of a job and i'm not in his will.	Money isn't the only reason people commit murder, Miss Braslow.
i was jealous.  of course i was hurt. he switched me off like a little toy he was finished playing with.  but i didn't kill him.	I'm a practical woman Mr. Dulaney. Killing Andrew wasn't in my best interest.  As it is I'm out of a job and I'm not in his will.
it must have been horrible.  having to go there -- seeing them together - - knowing he was sleeping with her in the same bed he did with you.	I was jealous.  Of course I was hurt. He switched me off like a little toy he was finished playing with.  But I didn't kill him.
yes.	It must have been horrible.  Having to go there -- seeing them together - - knowing he was sleeping with her in the same bed he did with you.
you're lying.  marsh was wearing a cast on the tape.  it was right before he went to chicago and met miss lawson.  he dumped you for her, didn't he?	Yes.
yes, i slept with him but that was a long time ago.	You're lying.  Marsh was wearing a cast on the tape.  It was right before he went to Chicago and met Miss Lawson.  He dumped you for her, didn't he?
i thought he was a kind, gentle man?	Yes, I slept with him but that was a long time ago.
that bastard!	I thought he was a kind, gentle man?
he video taped you.	That bastard!
who told you that?	He video taped you.
well, think about it.  isn't it possible?	Yes.  I suppose it's possible.
i don't know.  i'm not sure.	Well, think about it.  Isn't it possible?
so, isn't it possible that he was confiding in you about the pain he was feeling about losing what might be his last chance for love?  that what he really was saying was that the uncertainty of her leaving was driving him crazy and if it didn't stop it was going to kill him.  that if she did leave his heart couldn't take it.	I don't know.  I'm not sure.
i suppose.	So, isn't it possible that he was confiding in you about the pain he was feeling about losing what might be his last chance for love?  That what he really was saying was that the uncertainty of her leaving was driving him crazy and if it didn't stop it was going to kill him.  That if she did leave his heart couldn't take it.
so, the woman he loved passionately was thinking about leaving.  that must cause tremendous anxiety. sleepless nights.  incredible stress.	I suppose.
yes -- he mentioned it.	So, the woman he loved passionately was thinking about leaving.  That must cause tremendous anxiety. Sleepless nights.  Incredible stress.
didn't mr. marsh also tell you that miss lawson felt bored here and was thinking about going back to chicago for awhile?	Yes -- he mentioned it.
he said that if it kept up she was going to kill him.  that his heart couldn't take it.	Didn't Mr. Marsh also tell you that Miss Lawson felt bored here and was thinking about going back to Chicago for awhile?
could you repeat the last part of what mr. marsh said to you the day before his death?	He said that if it kept up she was going to kill him.  That his heart couldn't take it.
yes--  it was on a friday.  i remember because i was going to visit my sister for her birthday.  it would be october twenty-eighth.	Could you repeat the last part of what Mr. Marsh said to you the day before his death?
do you remember the date when you saw miss lawson in the bathroom?	Yes--  It was on a Friday.  I remember because I was going to visit my sister for her birthday.  It would be October twenty-eighth.
what other kind of white powder do people keep in a vial?	Do you remember the date when you saw Miss Lawson in the bathroom?
how do you know it was cocaine that miss lawson had in the bathroom?	What other kind of white powder do people keep in a vial?
how do you know that?	I was at the house one morning -- I thought Miss Lawson was upstairs with Mr. Marsh.  When I went into the guest bathroom she was standing in front of the mirror pouring this white powder out of a vial.
yes -- cocaine.	How do you know that?
what about miss lawson?	Yes -- cocaine.
no.	What about Miss Lawson?
did mr. marsh use drugs?	No.
i wasn't lookin' through the keyhole if that's what you're thinking.  i'd come to house sometimes to pick up papers or speak to andrew.  i'd find their little toys all over the place.	Did Mr. Marsh use drugs?
how do you know what kind of sex they had?	I wasn't lookin' through the keyhole if that's what you're thinking.  I'd come to house sometimes to pick up papers or speak to Andrew.  I'd find their little toys all over the place.
andrew was a kind and gentle man, but he was thirty years older than her. where's the attraction to sleep with someone like that -- to have the kind of sex they had.	How do you know what kind of sex they had?
if you don't know her that well what makes you think she's capable of murder?	Andrew was a kind and gentle man, but he was thirty years older than her. Where's the attraction to sleep with someone like that -- to have the kind of sex they had.
i really don't know her that well. we would say hello to each other when i would come to the house, but that was about it.	If you don't know her that well what makes you think she's capable of murder?
i take it you don't like miss lawson very much?	I really don't know her that well. We would say hello to each other when I would come to the house, but that was about it.
i don't know.  it's incredible to think that anyone could be capable of doing that -- but if anyone could it would be rebecca.	I take it you don't like Miss Lawson very much?
you don't really believe what the district attorney is saying about miss lawson, do you?	I don't know.  It's incredible to think that anyone could be capable of doing that -- but if anyone could it would be Rebecca.
he did.  look, i know you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink -- but you hold a pail of water in front of an old horse for long enough  -- and well...	You don't really believe what the district attorney is saying about Miss Lawson, do you?
what changed?	He did.  Look, I know you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink -- but you hold a pail of water in front of an old horse for long enough  -- and well...
i worked for mr. marsh for six years. he was a good man -- until she came along.	What changed?
i'm not asking for names or specifics.  i just want to know what prompted you to make the call?	Sorry.
you know i can't talk about that.	I'm not asking for names or specifics.  I just want to know what prompted you to make the call?
i need to ask you a question.  what made you get in touch with joanne braslow?	You know I can't talk about that.
frank -- what are you doing here?	I need to ask you a question.  What made you get in touch with Joanne Braslow?
hi, joe.	Frank -- what are you doing here?
yes.	No further questions.
would it be fair to say that when she did find out it was a shock to her?	Yes.
yes.	And she left shortly after that?
and didn't miss lawson come home one day and find you in bed with your male lover?	Yes.
yes.	And didn't Miss Lawson come home one day and find you in bed with your male lover?
and your sexual tastes were something that you hid from miss lawson?	Yes.
yes.	And your sexual tastes were something that you hid from Miss Lawson?
how's it supposed to work rebecca? you and paley celebrate your victory. you get me over here and provoke a fight so he has to rush in and save you -- but then he's given himself away as your accomplice -- now he has to kill me.  after that i figure she'll tell the police that you broke in.  that you were crazed because we humiliated you in court?	Don't listen to him.  Can't you see he's trying to turn you against me.
no -- he's lying.	How's it supposed to work Rebecca? You and Paley celebrate your victory. You get me over here and provoke a fight so he has to rush in and save you -- but then he's given himself away as your accomplice -- now he has to kill me.  After that I figure she'll tell the Police that you broke in.  That you were crazed because we humiliated you in court?
she's right, paley.  you've got to kill me.  she doesn't have to -- she's free -- she can't be tried again -- but you, you planned it with her.  you supplied the coke.  you're an accessory to murder.	Shoot him.
i'm not leaving without that tape.	Don't push me, Frank.  I might lose my temper and send it out just for spite.
so, sue me.  things have changed.  i think you should go home -- and after you leave i see no reason for us to ever have contact again.	I'm not leaving without that tape.
that wasn't the deal.	So, sue me.  Things have changed.  I think you should go home -- and after you leave I see no reason for us to ever have contact again.
i've been thinking about that.  i've decided to give it to you after i've collected the inheritance.  you can take that one if you want -- but there's another copy.	That wasn't the deal.
you killed him.  you killed him -- and i got you off.	That's crazy.
hello?	Frank -- It's Rebecca.  I need to see you right away.  I've got the tape.
you're a monster.	No -- I'm a survivor.
you can think whatever you want, frank -- but i didn't kill andrew, and i'm not going to prison for something i didn't do.	You're a monster.
i'm dropping the case.	No -- you're not.
i do need you.  no matter what you think of me -- i didn't do it.	I'm dropping the case.
you don't need anybody.	I do need you.  No matter what you think of me -- I didn't do it.
i knew you were thinking that.  i could see it in your eyes today in the courtroom.  you're wrong, frank. i need you to believe that.	You don't need anybody.
you killed him -- didn't you?	I knew you were thinking that.  I could see it in your eyes today in the courtroom.  You're wrong, Frank. I need you to believe that.
you're too weak, frank.  when you want something you have to do what- ever it takes to get it.  if something gets in your way you remove it.	You killed him -- didn't you?
he was only doing what he thought was right.	You're too weak, Frank.  When you want something you have to do what- ever it takes to get it.  If something gets in your way you remove it.
fuck him!  he tried to shatter mine.	He was only doing what he thought was right.
rebecca -- we shattered a man's life in open court.	Fuck him!  He tried to shatter mine.
to celebrate how masterfully you destroyed roston today.	Rebecca -- we shattered a man's life in open court.
what's that for?	To celebrate how masterfully you destroyed Roston today.
what are you going you doing?	Are you scared?
tonight we open new doors.	What are you going you doing?
rebecca -- take these off.	Tonight we open new doors.
sugar or honey?	Honey.
don't worry about paley.  he can't touch me.  no one can.  i've thought it all out.	What does that mean?  You've been thinking about the case?  Or you thought everything out before you killed Marsh?
i'm glad you have such confidence in me.	Don't worry about Paley.  He can't touch me.  No one can.  I've thought it all out.
i'm sure you'll be able to handle him.	I'm glad you have such confidence in me.
paley could be a problem tomorrow.	I'm sure you'll be able to handle him.
something wrong?	Paley could be a problem tomorrow.
can i see you later?	You can see me now.
you were brilliant today.	It's only the beginning.
alone?	Of course.
i went out on the boat.	Alone?
i called you all weekend.  where were you?	I went out on the boat.
why would she lie?	I don't know, Frank -- but don't you think that's something we should find out?
i don't use cocaine anymore.  if she says she saw me doing it she's lying.	Why would she lie?
no, i don't have to believe you.  the jury has to believe you and answers like he's lying or she's mistaken aren't going to convince them.	I don't use cocaine anymore.  If she says she saw me doing it she's lying.
it isn't true.  you have to believe me.	No, I don't have to believe you.  The jury has to believe you and answers like he's lying or she's mistaken aren't going to convince them.
that's not good enough, goddamit!	It isn't true.  You have to believe me.
she's mistaken.	That's not good enough, Goddamit!
i just left joanne braslow.  she told me she saw you doing cocaine at marsh's house!	She's mistaken.
what?	I just left Joanne Braslow.  She told me she saw you doing cocaine at Marsh's house!
you lied to me!	What?
there's nothing wrong in admitting that you want me, frank.	You take a lot for granted.
is that what you think i was thinking?	No -- that's what I know you were thinking.
you and me -- making love.	Is that what you think I was thinking?
what would?	You and me -- making love.
yes -- it would be nice.	What would?
i broke my ankle skating.  that ended that dream.	It's hard to let go of a dream, isn't it?  To let go of what you want?
that seems so far away from who you are now.  what happened?	I broke my ankle skating.  That ended that dream.
yeah.	That seems so far away from who you are now.  What happened?
really?	Yeah.
no -- i wanted to be a professional hockey player.	Really?
did you always want to be a lawyer?	No -- I wanted to be a professional hockey player.
it won't be that hard.	Did you always want to be a lawyer?
it's going to be hard to convince a jury that he's testifying against you in a murder trial because you blew him off.	It won't be that hard.
i hardly know him.  he wanted me and he couldn't have me.	It's going to be hard to convince a jury that he's testifying against you in a murder trial because you blew him off.
tell me about doctor paley?	I hardly know him.  He wanted me and he couldn't have me.
it's okay.	Tell me about Doctor Paley?
sorry.	It's okay.
andrew loved this old cabin.  he always dreamed about moving to tahiti -- living in a hut and becoming a beach-bum.  i could never imagine myself doing that -- but somehow when he talked about it, he made it sound so alive - - so wonderful.  soft ocean breezes and beautiful sunsets -- leaving the world and it's problems behind.  i wish he'd had a chance to do it.	Sorry.
yeah.	Andrew loved this old cabin.  He always dreamed about moving to Tahiti -- living in a hut and becoming a beach-bum.  I could never imagine myself doing that -- but somehow when he talked about it, he made it sound so alive - - so wonderful.  Soft ocean breezes and beautiful sunsets -- leaving the world and it's problems behind.  I wish he'd had a chance to do it.
great.  i'll see you at the office at nine.	No -- not at the office.  I've got a better idea.
yes -- she did.	Great.  I'll see you at the office at nine.
i just wanted to see if my secretary called to confirm your appointment tomorrow.	Yes -- she did.
hi, frank.	I just wanted to see if my secretary called to confirm your appointment tomorrow.
hi.  it's frank.	Hi, Frank.
hello?	Hi.  It's Frank.
nothing.	Not true.  Shall I tell you what you were thinking?  You were wondering if I was wearing anything under my skirt.
it's not my taste.	Tastes can change.
that's not an answer.	It's not my taste.
oh -- well, they're different.	That's not an answer.
i'm the photographer.	Oh -- Well, they're different.
i think the photographer's probably a voyeur.	I'm the photographer.
what do you think?	I think the photographer's probably a voyeur.
is it against the law?	No -- it just doesn't look right.
because, i'm your attorney.  i shouldn't be going to your house.	Is it against the law?
why not?	Because, I'm your attorney.  I shouldn't be going to your house.
this is your house.	I know.
sure.  where to?	This is your house.
can we get out of here?	Sure.  Where to?
we started talking.  in fact, we talked until four in the morning.  we discovered we shared a lot of the same interests.  after that we were together all the time until he left. he used to call me every night after he came back.  then after a few weeks he invited me to come visit him. i've never left.	Why didn't you live together?
-- and then?	We started talking.  In fact, we talked until four in the morning.  We discovered we shared a lot of the same interests.  After that we were together all the time until he left. He used to call me every night after he came back.  Then after a few weeks he invited me to come visit him. I've never left.
i was at a cocktail party.  very trendy.  andrew was in chicago on business.  he had broken his wrist the week before and was wearing it in a sling.  he looked so helpless.	-- And then?
how'd you meet marsh?	I was at a cocktail party.  Very trendy.  Andrew was in Chicago on business.  He had broken his wrist the week before and was wearing it in a sling.  He looked so helpless.
if you had what you wanted at home why did you sneak into their yard?	Because -- somehow the fruit always tasted that much sweeter because of the pain it took to get to it.
when i was growing up we had a strawberry patch in our backyard. so did this family down the road.  i used to sneak in their yard and steal their strawberries.  it wasn't easy. the stone walls were high and i'd scrape my knees as i climbed over. on the other side were wild rose bushes.  the thorns would dig into my legs and cut my thighs as i lowered myself down.	If you had what you wanted at home why did you sneak into their yard?
try.	When I was growing up we had a strawberry patch in our backyard. So did this family down the road.  I used to sneak in their yard and steal their strawberries.  It wasn't easy. The stone walls were high and I'd scrape my knees as I climbed over. On the other side were wild rose bushes.  The thorns would dig into my legs and cut my thighs as I lowered myself down.
because -- it's beyond intellect. it's emotion.  it's passion.  it has to be experienced -- it can't be imagined.	Try.
why not?	Because -- it's beyond intellect. It's emotion.  It's passion.  It has to be experienced -- it can't be imagined.
i don't know if it's something i can explain to you.	Why not?
how?	I don't know if it's something I can explain to you.
yes.	How?
as it pertains to you -- not me.  did you always know you had different... tastes?	Yes.
i thought the subject was sex?	As it pertains to you -- not me.  Did you always know you had different... tastes?
i think we're getting a little off the subject here.	I thought the subject was sex?
something like that.	We're not animals.
no pain, no gain?	Something like that.
have you ever seen animals make love, mr. dulaney?  they have such passion -- such savage emotion.  they struggle, and snarl, and claw, but neither hurts the other.  not really.	No pain, no gain?
i am who i am.  i can't deny it, anymore than you can deny who you are.  i like sex different -- i like it wild.  that's not a crime.  i loved andrew.  we made love together.  we made it differently, but we still made love.  it was our way.  it was private -- and now the whole world wants to look in through the pretense of justice.  if i was some middle-aged divorcee who screwed him once a week do you think this would be happening to me?	Have you ever seen animals make love, Mr. Dulaney?  They have such passion -- such savage emotion.  They struggle, and snarl, and claw, but neither hurts the other.  Not really.
those same men will be sitting on the jury.	I am who I am.  I can't deny it, anymore than you can deny who you are.  I like sex different -- I like it wild.  That's not a crime.  I loved Andrew.  We made love together.  We made it differently, but we still made love.  It was our way.  It was private -- and now the whole world wants to look in through the pretense of justice.  If I was some middle-aged divorcee who screwed him once a week do you think this would be happening to me?
i'm used to being on the outside looking in.  the same men who will publicly profess their moral outrage for my sexual tastes are the same ones who privately rest their sweaty little hands on my legs and talk about weekend trips together.	Those same men will be sitting on the jury.
this is a very small town -- people here have very straight views on sex.	I'm used to being on the outside looking in.  The same men who will publicly profess their moral outrage for my sexual tastes are the same ones who privately rest their sweaty little hands on my legs and talk about weekend trips together.
andrew hardly needed leading.  he was a very passionate man.  he was eager to explore.  i gave him what he wanted.  we fulfilled each others needs.	This is a very small town -- people here have very straight views on sex.
i want you to know right now that the trial's going to be nasty.  your sex life is going to be dragged through the mud.  they're going to say that you enticed marsh -- led him down a dark path.	Andrew hardly needed leading.  He was a very passionate man.  He was eager to explore.  I gave him what he wanted.  We fulfilled each others needs.
frank!	I'll have you out in a few hours.
he'll file.  he's an ambitious man. ambitious men build their careers on the bodies of others.	You still haven't answered my question.
you're assuming the district attorney is going to file charges.	He'll file.  He's an ambitious man. Ambitious men build their careers on the bodies of others.
and that's exactly what the jury will see when they look at me.  that's why i need a very good lawyer, mr. dulaney.	You're assuming the District Attorney is going to file charges.
not a very good one i'm afraid.	And that's exactly what the jury will see when they look at me.  That's why I need a very good lawyer, Mr. Dulaney.
you must have some feeling.  some immediate impression.  a young, attractive woman, involved with an older man who leaves her everything in his will.  and the things that went on in that house.  such wild sex.  what kind of picture does that paint?	Not a very good one I'm afraid.
i don't know.  that's why i'm asking you.	You must have some feeling.  Some immediate impression.  A young, attractive woman, involved with an older man who leaves her everything in his will.  And the things that went on in that house.  Such wild sex.  What kind of picture does that paint?
do you think i did it?	I don't know.  That's why I'm asking you.
are you going to represent me?	There are no charges against you. I'm here to decide if I'm going to represent you should that occur.  Did you kill him?
alright, i'll talk to her	She's waiting in the conference room.
well, i guess that makes you the best.  look, frank -- she stands to inherit three million dollars.  as executors of the estate and her attorneys that could generate a lot of legal fees for us.  all i'm asking you to do is talk to her.	Alright, I'll talk to her
raymond, i'm the only criminal attorney you have.	Well, I guess that makes you the best.  Look, Frank -- she stands to inherit three million dollars.  As executors of the estate and her attorneys that could generate a lot of legal fees for us.  All I'm asking you to do is talk to her.
because i told her you were the best criminal attorney we have.	Raymond, I'm the only criminal attorney you have.
why?	Because I told her you were the best criminal attorney we have.
i know -- but she wants you to represent her if cardenas files.	Why?
i'm supposed to be on vacation.	I know -- but she wants you to represent her if Cardenas files.
we've already got press arriving from over the country and she hasn't even been charged yet. cardenas wants to see her in his office tomorrow at ten.  i'd like you to go with her.	I'm supposed to be on vacation.
andrew marsh was a very wealthy man. a trial like this is going to put cardenas in the spot-light.	We've already got press arriving from over the country and she hasn't even been charged yet. Cardenas wants to see her in his office tomorrow at ten.  I'd like you to go with her.
i know what day it is!  get off the phone.	I gotta go.  I'll call you later.
-- but it's sunday.	I know what day it is!  Get off the phone.
because i'm expecting a call.	-- But it's Sunday.
why?	Because I'm expecting a call.
michael -- get off the phone.	Why?
i love you.	I love you too, Dad.
well, that's kind of how i am right now.	Is Mom yelling at you too?
yeah.	Well, that's kind of how I am right now.
you know how it is sometimes when you're out playing ball with your friends?  how you're really concentrating on what you're doing -- and you lose track of time and you come home late and mom yells at you?	Yeah.
hey, you know better than that.  what did i teach you to say when someone is accused of doing something?	She allegedly humped him to death?
the kids at school say she humped mr. marsh to death.	Hey, you know better than that.  What did I teach you to say when someone is accused of doing something?
what are they saying?	The kids at school say she humped Mr. Marsh to death.
i can back it up.	You better.  Please answer the question.
are you able to back up this allegation -- or are you fishing?	I can back it up.
your honor -- the prosecution has introduced cocaine as one of the contributing reasons mr. marsh died. how it may have been introduced into the household is of vital importance.	Are you able to back up this allegation -- or are you fishing?
miss braslow, i'd like to remind you that you are still under oath.	How often do you use cocaine?
the witness will answer the question.	Mr. Roston?
objection.  the witness has already stated that miss lawson left without an explanation.	Mr. Cardenas, I suggest you move on to another line of questioning.
but your honor--	That's it, Mr. Dulaney.  Take a seat.
no, your honor.	Maybe you don't know what it's like where Mrs. Crawford comes from -- but I do.  I came from a neighborhood just like hers.  This is a whole other world for her.  She's a poor working woman who has been thrust into a room full of highly educated and mostly unsympathetic people.  So, she puts on her best dress, fixes her hair and tries to present herself as intelligently as possible.  Being poor and having pride is not a crime, Mr. Dulaney -- and before you attempt to impeach another witness' testimony in my courtroom -- your foundations better be based on something other than semantics.
mr. dulaney, before you cast aspersions on the district attorney's office by suggesting they've coaxed this witness to say things that aren't true -- you better have more than a hunch.  do you?	No, Your Honor.
do it quickly, mr. dulaney.	"Discourteous insinuations about his sexual abilities."  Who told you to say that?
frank -- stop it!  stop it!	Is this what you want -- huh?  Is it?
i don't want our lives ruined because of this.  i love you, frank.  i want this to work -- but you have to help me.  you have to come back from where ever it is you are.	Frank -- stop it!  Stop it!
you think that's the answer?  sex? is that what you want?  you want me to make love to you?	I don't want our lives ruined because of this.  I love you, Frank.  I want this to work -- but you have to help me.  You have to come back from where ever it is you are.
it was a place to start.	You think that's the answer?  Sex? Is that what you want?  You want me to make love to you?
it's more involved than that.	It was a place to start.
you used to like to touch me -- to make love to me.	It's more involved than that.
i don't know.	You used to like to touch me -- to make love to me.
why didn't you come to me?	I don't know.
please -- not now.	Why didn't you come to me?
we can't pretend this isn't happening.	Please -- not now.
you wouldn't like what you'd see. you don't know me anymore.  i don't know me anymore.	We can't pretend this isn't happening.
i know.	Talk to me.
i was thinking that when the trial is over we'd all go skiing for a weekend.	Maybe it would be a good idea if you just took Michael.
no.	It's bad enough that you are.  It's even worse that you can stand here and lie to me.
you're sleeping with her, aren't you?	No.
i'm not.	You're sleeping with her, aren't you?
this isn't a courtroom.  don't try to turn this around on me.	I'm not.
because i knew you'd think exactly what you're thinking.	This isn't a courtroom.  Don't try to turn this around on me.
why did you lie to me?	Because I knew you'd think exactly what you're thinking.
yes.	Why did you lie to me?
charlie called at eleven thirty looking for you.  you were with her, weren't you?	Yes.
working.  charlie and i were going over some statements.	Charlie called at eleven thirty looking for you.  You were with her, weren't you?
where have you been?	Working.  Charlie and I were going over some statements.
sharon, it's late.  can we get to the point?	Where have you been?
that's what i was hoping you'd tell me.	Sharon, it's late.  Can we get to the point?
what's wrong?	That's what I was hoping you'd tell me.
we have to talk.	What's wrong?
yeah -- what are you doing up?	We have to talk.
is that alright, frank?	Yeah -- fine.  Excuse me.  I'll be right back.
because i go to trial in seven weeks. i've got a lot of preparing to do.	No one's asking you not to work.  I just think you could make some time for your son.
why don't you talk to him now?	Because I go to trial in seven weeks. I've got a lot of preparing to do.
i'll talk to him later.	Why don't you talk to him now?
frank -- i know you're busy, but michael asked me after dinner if you were angry with him.  he wanted to know why you weren't talking to him.	I'll talk to him later.
yes.	I can think of worse ways to go--
humped	Yes.
she sounds like quite a woman.	Yeah -- but can she cook?
attractive.  bright.  distant. charming when she wants to be.	She sounds like quite a woman.
what's she like?	Attractive.  Bright.  Distant. Charming when she wants to be.
i don't know yet.  i want to hear what she says at her statement tomorrow.	What's she like?
if he files are you going to take the case?	I don't know yet.  I want to hear what she says at her statement tomorrow.
he must have something or he wouldn't be pressing so hard.	If he files are you going to take the case?
how can cardenas possibly think he can build a case against two consenting adults?	He must have something or he wouldn't be pressing so hard.
i swear -- the both of you.  some example you set.	Some example you set.
i know.  what can i do?  he is the boss.	He could let you have your vacation.
we're supposed to go to the lake.	I know.  What can I do?  He is the boss.
hello?... hi raymond.... what?... well, i was sort of planning on... alright... okay, goodbye.  that was sattler.  he thinks the d.a.'s going to file on rebecca lawson.  he wants me in the office tomorrow morning.	We're supposed to go to the lake.
can't it wait?	No -- it has to be done by tomorrow.
if you want me to.	I'm always open to learning new things.
and i suppose you're going to show me how to relax?	If you want me to.
really.	And I suppose you're going to show me how to relax?
really?	Really.
this is not relaxing.	Really?
i am relaxing.	This is not relaxing.
you're on vacation, remember?  you're supposed to be relaxing.	I am relaxing.
let me go!  godammit, frank let go!	Daddy -- stop it!
don't use language like that at the dinner table.	Sorry.
not even if they're a dork?	Not even if they're a dork.  You should go by and see how he's feeling.
michael, you shouldn't be happy when someone else isn't feeling well.	Not even if they're a dork?
no, it's not.  now i get to pitch.	Michael, you shouldn't be happy when someone else isn't feeling well.
that's too bad.	No, it's not.  Now I get to pitch.
albert's got the stomach flu.	That's too bad.
it had to get there somehow.	It didn't get there from me.
no -- never.	It had to get there somehow.
did marsh use it?	No -- never.
what time did you leave?	Six thirty -- and he was very much alive.
yes.	What time did you leave?
i didn't know that andrew was dead until mr. sattler called me at home that night.	We have a witness who saw you go into the house at four thirty.
well, i can help.	I said NO!
well, there's a lot of boring stuff to do. lists of people we have to write to. find mama's relatives addresses in italy -- stuff like that.	Well, I can help.
i don't mind waiting.	Well, there's a lot of boring stuff to do. Lists of people we have to write to. Find mama's relatives addresses in Italy -- stuff like that.
it's a beautiful picture of her.	Why are there two deeds here?
maybe it's an italian thing. their mother was italian.	Doesn't matter. Move on.
we're not doing it! i'm not even sure it's christian.	Maybe it's an Italian thing. Their mother was Italian.
not to mention people driving over her and doggies doing their business --	We're not doing it! I'm not even sure it's Christian.
my jewish friend's grandmother did.	Well, no one in my family did! Dad bought cemetery plots at Oak Ridge. One for him, one for mom.
oh jesus.	I simply can not stand that tone!
you said it in that tone! like you were angry at me, my brother, at the world for forcing you to eat a nice lunch!	Oh Jesus.
so!	You said it in that tone! Like you were angry at me, my brother, at the world for forcing you to eat a nice lunch!
well, why don't i just say black so you can say white!  don't be surprised to find your brother hasn't changed an iota. he hardly ever talks and when he does it's in that tone! you should have heard him at lunch -- not two words until the bill came and then he says, "worth every penny."	SO!
it's not that long.	Well, why don't I just say black so you can say white!  Don't be surprised to find your brother hasn't changed an iota. He hardly ever talks and when he does it's in that tone! You should have heard him at lunch -- not two words until the bill came and then he says, "Worth every penny."
well, that's a long time.	It's not that long.
we were here two christmases ago.	Well, that's a long time.
boy. it sure has been a long time.	We were here two Christmases ago.
then we should have had lunch at the bank.	Boy. It sure has been a long time.
michael doesn't understand. people who make the kind of money my brother makes don't carry money on them. they keep it all in various accounts.	Then we should have had lunch at the bank.
i nearly died when we split the bill.	Michael doesn't understand. People who make the kind of money my brother makes don't carry money on them. They keep it all in various accounts.
no, we just had lunch at the hotel with my brother and his new wife. she told me all the dirt. i forgot how interesting things can get around here. it was so good to see them. the last time we visited they were in europe. he is doing so well. he ordered champagne. for lunch! i nearly died.	I nearly died when we split the bill.
carolyn -- you want these candlesticks?	No. You can have them.
aw, betty.	Carolyn -- you want these candlesticks?
i do not need instructions from you to bathe!  i knew you'd do this! i knew i'd come all the way here and be shut out as usual! i came to be here for you! i didn't have to come!  lord knows i was never much welcome in this house before. apparently dead or alive, nothing's changed.	Aw, Betty.
no treasure maps, huh?	No.
oh, just a old letter from a friend.	No treasure maps, huh?
how bizarre!	Mr. Peterson, are you sure mama wrote all this?
eeeww!	I know. I don't understand it either.
i am so sick and tired of apologizing and not knowing what i've done!	I'm sure you haven't done anything. Have some iced tea. How are the kids?
what about me! i feel really weird. like she cheated on me, not dad. isn't that sick? i don't mean i wanted to sleep with her or anything but -- ya know -- being the only son. you're sort of made to feel like you're the prince of the kingdom, ya know? and in the back of your mind, you kind of think your mother doesn't need sex anymore because she has you.	You're right -- that is sick.
-- for over twenty years because that's what i was taught -- you stick with it! normal people don't get divorced. i can't remember the last time my husband made love to me so intensely that he transported me to europe, for christ's sake -- quite frankly, i don't think he ever did! and now i find out in between bake sales, my mother was anais nin!	What about me! I feel really weird. Like she cheated on me, not dad. Isn't that sick? I don't mean I wanted to sleep with her or anything but -- ya know -- being the only son. You're sort of made to feel like you're the prince of the kingdom, ya know? And in the back of your mind, you kind of think your mother doesn't need sex anymore because she has you.
carolyn!	-- for over twenty years because that's what I was taught -- you stick with it! Normal people don't get divorced. I can't remember the last time my husband made love to me so intensely that he transported me to Europe, for Christ's sake -- quite frankly, I don't think he ever did! And now I find out in between bake sales, my mother was Anais Nin!
what gets me is i'm 46 years old. i've been in this crummy fucking marriage -	Carolyn!
only about a thousand times. what do i do now? "what's good enough for mom is good enough for me?"	What gets me is I'm 46 years old. I've been in this crummy fucking marriage -
did we want to?	Only about a thousand times. What do I do now? "What's good enough for mom is good enough for me?"
everything was during betty. god we were so young. why did we think we had to do it all so fast? i've never cheated on betty. not once we were married, i mean.	Did we want to?
was this during betty?	Everything was during Betty. God we were so young. Why did we think we had to do it all so fast? I've never cheated on Betty. Not once we were married, I mean.
nobody did.	Was this during Betty?
i never knew that.	Nobody did.
not officially. her and steve kendall were pinned at birth. but i was crazy about her. and for about three months, i managed to catch her during her "exploring" stage.	I never knew that.
you never dated kathy reynolds!	Not officially. Her and Steve Kendall were pinned at birth. But I was crazy about her. And for about three months, I managed to catch her during her "exploring" stage.
i used to love this place. i used to take kathy reynolds down here.	You never dated Kathy Reynolds!
i think i better. between the book and the coffee, i'm this close to raping the busboy.	I used to love this place. I used to take Kathy Reynolds down here.
not yet. you want to go?	I think I better. Between the book and the coffee, I'm this close to raping the busboy.
boy. all these years i've resented not living the wild life in some place like paris and all the time i could've moved back to iowa... are you drunk?	Not yet. You want to go?
i bet mom could've helped her.	Boy. All these years I've resented not living the wild life in some place like Paris and all the time I could've moved back to Iowa... Are you drunk?
you mean -- she didn't like sex?	I bet mom could've helped her.
he remarried. apparently they were having an affair for years. apparently the first mrs. delaney was a bit of a stiff.	You mean -- she didn't like sex?
yeah. but i thought she died.	He remarried. Apparently they were having an affair for years. Apparently the first Mrs. Delaney was a bit of a stiff.
i found out who lucy delaney is.  remember the delaneys from hillcrest road?	Yeah. But I thought she died.
have you called betty?  maybe you should.	I found out who Lucy Delaney is.  Remember the Delaneys from Hillcrest Road?
bar across the street.	Have you called Betty?  Maybe you should.
then why do you?	And do what? Live alone? Go back to school? Find someone else? Start a magazine for confused woman? ... What if I can't do any of those things?
oh, don't feel sorry for me. please. no one's forcing me to stay.	Then why do you?
i had no idea it's gotten that bad, sis.	Oh, don't feel sorry for me. Please. No one's forcing me to stay.
i don't think so. not yet anyway. and besides, something like that doesn't make you a bad person. he reminds me of steve in a way. steve's weak, immoral and a liar but he's still a real nice guy. he just shouldn't be married.  at least not to me. you getting hungry? i'm hungry.	I had no idea it's gotten that bad, sis.
nice? he's trying to sleep with somebody's wife.	I don't think so. Not yet anyway. And besides, something like that doesn't make you a bad person. He reminds me of Steve in a way. Steve's weak, immoral and a liar but he's still a real nice guy. He just shouldn't be married.  At least not to me. You getting hungry? I'm hungry.
oh, he did not. he's such a nice guy.	Nice? He's trying to sleep with somebody's wife.
he's getting her drunk. that's what happened. jesus, maybe he forced himself. that's why she couldn't tell us.	Oh, he did not. He's such a nice guy.
no. we're going to lock this up and --	STOP IT!  I want to read them! If you don't want to, then just leave. But don't you push me around like I'm some mule you paid for -- I already GOT A HUSBAND!
well, i'd like to read them.	No. We're going to lock this up and --
this is crazy. she waits till she's dead to tell us all this. well, i got news for you. she was my mother. that's enough for me. i don't have to know who she was.	Well, I'd like to read them.
what are you doing?	This is crazy. She waits till she's dead to tell us all this. Well, I got news for you. She was my mother. That's enough for me. I don't have to know who she was.
that's it!	What are you doing?
"... it's all there in the three notebooks. read them in order. if you don't want to, i suppose that's okay too. but in that case i want you to know something -- i never stopped loving your father. he was a very good man. it's just that my love for robert was different. he brought out something in me no one had ever brought out before, or since. he made me feel like a woman in a way few women, maybe more, ever experience..."	That's it!
grateful!?	"... It's all there in the three notebooks. Read them in order. If you don't want to, I suppose that's okay too. But in that case I want you to know something -- I never stopped loving your father. He was a very good man. It's just that my love for Robert was different. He brought out something in me no one had ever brought out before, or since. He made me feel like a woman in a way few women, maybe more, ever experience..."
sshhh. "after going through the safety deposit box, i'm sure you'll find you're way to this letter. it's hard to write this to my own children. i could let this die with the rest of me, i suppose.  but as one gets older, one fears subside. what becomes more and more important is to be known -- known for all that you were during this brief stay. row said it seems to me to leave this earth without hose you love the most ever really knowing who you were. it's easy for a mother to love her children no matter what -- it's something that just happens. i don't know if it's as simple for children. you're all so busy being angry at us for raising you wrong. but i thought it was important to give you that chance. to give you the opportunity to love me for all that i was..."	Grateful!?
i can't believe she's making jokes.	Sshhh. "After going through the safety deposit box, I'm sure you'll find you're way to this letter. It's hard to write this to my own children. I could let this die with the rest of me, I suppose.  But as one gets older, one fears subside. What becomes more and more important is to be known -- known for all that you were during this brief stay. Row said it seems to me to leave this earth without hose you love the most ever really knowing who you were. It's easy for a mother to love her children no matter what -- it's something that just happens. I don't know if it's as simple for children. You're all so busy being angry at us for raising you wrong. But I thought it was important to give you that chance. To give you the opportunity to love me for all that I was..."
how did she meet him? did dad know? anything else in that envelope?	No, I don't think so. I --
i can't believe she never told me? we spoke at least once a week. how could she do that?	How did she meet him? Did Dad know? Anything else in that envelope?
well, what am i supposed to think?	I can't believe she never told me? We spoke at least once a week. How could she do that?
don't say that!	Well, what am I supposed to think?
don't talk to me like that. she was my mother for christsakes. and now i find out she was... she was a --!	Don't say that!
my lord. it must feel real nice living inside your head with peter pan and the easter bunny.	Don't talk to me like that. She was my mother for Christsakes. And now I find out she was... She was a --!
this happened way before we both got married. i... i can't believe it.  you think she had sex with him?	My Lord. It must feel real nice living inside your head with Peter Pan and the Easter Bunny.
i don't know. i'm completely in the dark here. that's what i get for moving away.	This happened way before we both got married. I... I can't believe it.  You think she had sex with him?
wait a minute! that was thirty years after daddy. do you think...?	I don't know. I'm completely in the dark here. That's what I get for moving away.
'82.	Wait a minute! That was thirty years after daddy. Do you think...?
damn him! i knew mama wouldn't have thought of that herself. it was some damn perverted... photographic mind influencing her! when did the bastard die?	'82.
that he be cremated and his ashes thrown on roseman bridge.	DAMN HIM! I knew mama wouldn't have thought of that herself. It was some damn perverted... photographic mind influencing her! When did the bastard die?
what?	That he be cremated and his ashes thrown on Roseman Bridge.
that would be some trick. he's already dead. that's what this other letter is.  from his attorney. he left most of his things to mama and requested...	What?
robert! jesus! i'll kill him.	That would be some trick. He's already dead. That's what this other letter is.  From his attorney. He left most of his things to mama and requested...
well, he just gets on about how if mama ever needed him, she could find him through the national geographic magazine. he as a photographer. he promises not to write again. then all it says is...  i love you... robert.	Robert! Jesus! I'll kill him.
what's he saying now?	Well, he just gets on about how if mama ever needed him, she could find him through the National Geographic magazine. He as a photographer. He promises not to write again. Then all it says is...  I love you... Robert.
goddamn sonofabitch! i don't want to hear anymore! sonofabitch! burn the damn thing! i don't want to hear it! throw it away!	What's he saying now?
"-- going over and over in my mind every detail, every moment of our time together and i ask myself, "what happened to me in madison county?" i struggle to put it together in a way that allows me to continue knowing we're on separate roads. but then i look through the lens of my camera, and you're there. i start to write an article and i find myself writing it to you. it's clear to me now we have been moving towards each other, towards those four days, all our lives --	Goddamn sonofabitch! I don't want to hear anymore! Sonofabitch! Burn the damn thing! I don't want to hear it! Throw it away!
what?!	Come here a minute.
michael.	What?!
yeah.	Michael.
i remember a mrs. delaney but mama told me years ago she died.	Well, I don't care if it's legal or not, we're not cremating her and throwing her all over some bridge where we can't even go visit her because she's going to be blown all over the place like an ashtray.
well, there's a problem.	What problem?
i thought everything was arranged.	Well, there's a problem.
he dropped them off at betty's mom. where's steve?	He's not coming.
lawyer here?	I have some sandwich fixings if you're hungry.
mom's orders.	Lawyer here?
explain to me again why we didn't do this in des moines in an air conditioned office?	Mom's orders.
no. what a tragedy. what happened?	She changed.
my niece had "the changes" when she was thirty-one.	No. What a tragedy. What happened?
oh, yes.	She used to be so friendly.
she's changed.	Oh, yes.
i'd kill him. him and that redfield woman. together. first one then the other. and then i'd laugh.	I'd laugh first then I'd kill them. Make sure they heard me laughing.
see. money don't buy happiness. i must say, she's taking it well.	I'd kill him. Him and that Redfield woman. Together. First one then the other. And then I'd laugh.
mrs. delaney.  did you hear the latest?	No, what?
well, i didn't know they was a secret club.	Don't talk about what you don't know. Besides, she's too young for "the changes."
what do you know about "the changes"?	Well, I didn't know they was a secret club.
well, nobody put a gun to his head.	Oh, shut up! It's the woman who's in control of these situations. Men don't know which end is up till a woman points.
heat is not heat! there's different kinds! and this heat is much hotter than what they got in michigan. you go and call your brother and see if he don't say the same thing.	I'll get right on it.
heat is heat.	Heat is not heat! There's different kinds! And this heat is much hotter than what they got in Michigan. You go and call your brother and see if he don't say the same thing.
not this kind of heat.	Heat is heat.
they got heat in michigan.	Not this kind of heat.
oh, this heat! times like this i wish we took that offer from your brother and moved on up to michigan.	They got heat in Michigan.
no, leave it. i'll do it later. listen, maybe you and floyd can come for dinner on saturday. i'm sure richard'll have so many stories to tell you both about the fair and all.	Oh, that'll be nice.
no, of course not. i'll just clean up.	No, leave it. I'll do it later. Listen, maybe you and Floyd can come for dinner on Saturday. I'm sure Richard'll have so many stories to tell you both about the fair and all.
no, no. i just didn't sleep well. i'm not used to sleeping alone. and this heat. would you mind?	No, of course not. I'll just clean up.
you want me to call the doctor?	No, no. I just didn't sleep well. I'm not used to sleeping alone. And this heat. Would you mind?
i don't know. i woke up a little dizzy. i didn't sleep well. i think i need to lay down.	You want me to call the doctor?
madge. please. something's happened. i've met someone. i've fallen in love in a way i've never thought could happen my entire life. it's our last day together. i feel like i'm going to die when he leaves. please. help me.	Oh, honey. I'm so sorry. But you've got to be grateful for even feeling the little you've be given. Believe me. Go to him. Don't let him leave without these new precious hours you've got left. And if you need anyone to cry on, you know where I am.
madge?	Hi. I made some brown betty. I sent Floyd off to town with the boy. I said -  "Floyd, I'm going to visit my girlfriend and spend the afternoon and that's all there is to it. He said who's going to make lunch? I said I'm taking a sick day. Eat at the dinner." Isn't that hilarious?  He didn't dare raise an eyebrow -- I don't even want to tell you how late he was out last night with those good for nothings from the Sandford ranch. I am so sorry, honey, I let two days pass before I came by, but with the boy home the time just escapes me. Have you heard from Richard? How's the fair? God, it's hot.
i can't say goodbye yet! we'll leave it for now. we're not saying goodbye. we're not making any decision. maybe you'll change your mind. maybe we'll accidentally run into each other and ... and you'll change your mind.	Robert, if that happens, you'll have to decide. I won't be able to.
no. don't do this.	I CAN'T SAY GOODBYE YET! We'll leave it for now. We're not saying goodbye. We're not making any decision. Maybe you'll change your mind. Maybe we'll accidentally run into each other and ... and you'll change your mind.
i'm going to be here a few more days. i'll be at the inn. we have some time. let's not say any more now.	No. Don't do this.
i don't know. please...	I'm going to be here a few more days. I'll be at the Inn. We have some time. Let's not say any more now.
but now that you have it -	I want to keep it forever. I want to love you the way I do now the rest of my life. Don't you understand -- we'll lose it if we leave. I can't make an entire life disappear to start a new one. All I can do is try to hold onto to both. Help me. Help me not lose loving you.
robert. please.  you don't understand -- no one does. when a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children -- in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. you build a life of details. you become a mother, a wife and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. and when they leave they take your life of details with them. and then you're expected move again only you don't remember what moves you because no one has asked in so long. not even yourself. you never in your life think that love like this can happen to you.	But now that you have it -
to hell with you!	Robert. Please.  You don't understand -- no one does. When a woman makes the choice to marry, to have children -- in one way her life begins but in another way it stops. You build a life of details. You become a mother, a wife and you stop and stay steady so that your children can move. And when they leave they take your life of details with them. And then you're expected move again only you don't remember what moves you because no one has asked in so long. Not even yourself. You never in your life think that love like this can happen to you.
we are the choices we've made, robert.	TO HELL WITH YOU!
francesca, listen to me. you think what's happened to us happens to just anybody? what we feel for each other? how much we feel? we're not even two separate people anymore. some people search their whole lives for it and wind up alone -- most people don't even think it exists and you're going to tell me that giving it up is the right thing to do? that staying here alone in a marriage, alone in a town you hate, in a house you don't feel apart of anymore -- you're telling me that's the right thing to do!?	We are the choices we've made, Robert.
no matter how much distance we put between us and this house, i bring with it with me. and i'll feel it every minute we're together. and i'll blame loving you for how much it hurts. and then even these four days won't be anything more than something sordid and... a mistake.	Francesca, listen to me. You think what's happened to us happens to just anybody? What we feel for each other? How much we feel? We're not even two separate people anymore. Some people search their whole lives for it and wind up alone -- most people don't even think it exists and you're going to tell me that giving it up is the right thing to do? That staying here alone in a marriage, alone in a town you hate, in a house you don't feel apart of anymore -- you're telling me that's the right thing to do!?
yeah. it could get better.	No matter how much distance we put between us and this house, I bring with it with me. And I'll feel it every minute we're together. And I'll blame loving you for how much it hurts. And then even these four days won't be anything more than something sordid and... a mistake.
you've got to know deep down that the minute we leave here. it'll all change.	Yeah. It could get better.
what about us? what about me?	You've got to know deep down that the minute we leave here. It'll all change.
no, they don't say much. but carolyn's 16. she's just about to find out about all this for herself -- she's going to fall in love, she's going to try and figure out how to build a life with someone. if i leave what does that say to her?	What about us? What about me?
the kids are grown! they don't need you anymore. you told me that. they hardly talk to you.	No, they don't say much. But Carolyn's 16. She's just about to find out about all this for herself -- she's going to fall in love, she's going to try and figure out how to build a life with someone. If I leave what does that say to her?
his family's lived for almost a hundred years. richard doesn't know how to live anywhere else. and the kids...	The kids are grown! They don't need you anymore. You told me that. They hardly talk to you.
then he can move! people move!	His family's lived for almost a hundred years. Richard doesn't know how to live anywhere else. And the kids...
for anyone. they'll never be able to live through the talk. richard will never be able to. he doesn't deserve that. he hasn't hurt anyone in his life.	Then he can move! People move!
for who?	For anyone. They'll never be able to live through the talk. Richard will never be able to. He doesn't deserve that. He hasn't hurt anyone in his life.
no matter how i keep turning it around in my mind -- it doesn't seem like the right thing.	For who?
if i've done anything to make you think that what's happened between us is nothing new for me -- is some routine -- then i do apologize.	What makes it different, Robert?
what does that have to do with it?	If I've done anything to make you think that what's happened between us is nothing new for me -- is some routine -- then I do apologize.
because i can't have you!	WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH IT?
why?	BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE YOU!
i don't want to need you!	WHY?
you won't be made to feel! period. you've carved out this little part for yourself in the world where you get to be a voyeur, a hermit and a lover whenever you feel like it and the rest of us are just supposed to feel so incredibly grateful for the brief time you've touched our lives! well, go to hell! it isn't human not to feel lonely -- it isn't human not to afraid! you're a hypocrite and you're a phony!	I DON'T WANT TO NEED YOU!
i won't be made to feel like i've done something wrong.	You won't be made to feel! Period. You've carved out this little part for yourself in the world where you get to be a voyeur, a hermit and a lover whenever you feel like it and the rest of us are just supposed to feel so incredibly grateful for the brief time you've touched our lives! Well, go to hell! It isn't human not to feel lonely -- it isn't human not to afraid! You're a hypocrite and you're a phony!
no one's asking you to!	I won't be made to feel like I've done something wrong.
i told you! i won't apologize for who i am.	No one's asking you to!
fine. more eggs or should we just fuck on the linoleum one last time?	I told you! I won't apologize for who I am.
stop it!	Fine. More eggs or should we just fuck on the linoleum one last time?
i don't want you to say anything. i don't need you to say anything.	STOP IT!
what do you want me to say?	I don't want you to say anything. I don't need you to say anything.
you have no idea what you've done to me, do you? and after you leave, i'm going to have to wonder for the rest of my life what happened here. if anything happened at all! and i'll have to wonder if you find yourself in some... housewife's kitchen in romania if you'll sit there and tell her about your world of good friends and secretly include me in that group.	What do you want me to say?
stop it!	You have no idea what you've done to me, do you? And after you leave, I'm going to have to wonder for the rest of my life what happened here. If anything happened at all! And I'll have to wonder if you find yourself in some... housewife's kitchen in Romania if you'll sit there and tell her about your world of good friends and secretly include me in that group.
i know you! what can this possibly mean to anyone who doesn't "need" meaning -  "who goes with the mystery" -- who pretends he isn't scared to death.	Stop it!
how do you know what i experience?	I know you! What can this possibly mean to anyone who doesn't "need" meaning -  "Who goes with the Mystery" -- who pretends he isn't scared to death.
gee, i don't know. i guess i'm not cut out to be a world citizen who experiences everything and nothing at the same time.	How do you know what I experience?
what are you doing?	Gee, I don't know. I guess I'm not cut out to be a World Citizen who experiences everything and nothing at the same time.
yes. absolutely. you have this habit of not needing and that it's hard to break. i understand.  of course, in that case, why sleep -- you don't need rest or for that matter eat, you don't need food.	What are you doing?
i was honest with you. i told you who i was.	Yes. Absolutely. You have this habit of not needing and that it's hard to break. I understand.  Of course, in that case, why sleep -- you don't need rest or for that matter eat, you don't need food.
to do what? be with someone who needs everyone and no one in particular? i mean, what would be the point. would you pass the butter?	I was honest with you. I told you who I was.
well, why is that up to me? you're the one who's married. you told me you have no intention of leaving your husband.	To do what? Be with someone who needs everyone and no one in particular? I mean, what would be the point. Would you pass the butter?
well, what is this?	Well, why is that up to me? You're the one who's married. You told me you have no intention of leaving your husband.
routine! i don't have a routine. and if you think that's what this is -	Well, what is this?
well, i just want to know the procedure. i don't want to upset your routine. do you want any jam?	Routine! I don't have a routine. And if you think that's what this is -
i... what do you want?	Well, I just want to know the procedure. I don't want to upset your routine. Do you want any jam?
well, these... women friends of yours... all over the world. how does it work? do you see some of them again? do you forget others? do you write them now and then? how do you manage it?	I... What do you want?
what?	Well, these... women friends of yours... all over the world. How does it work? Do you see some of them again? Do you forget others? Do you write them now and then? How do you manage it?
good. more coffee?  robert, i hope you don't mind my asking, but i feel like i should.	What?
yes, thanks.	Good. More coffee?  Robert, I hope you don't mind my asking, but I feel like I should.
sleep all right?	Yes, thanks.
no.	Sleep all right?
am i too heavy for you?	No.
long day. go to sleep.	Am I too heavy for you?
i don't know why i'm so tired all of a sudden.	Long day. Go to sleep.
where was she?	Across the street. She went into the park and got turned around and didn't know her way out.
uh-huh. and?	You're right, you know. We don't have much time.
just that it's been a perfect day and that i'd like to skip my fancy dessert and go home after this.	Uh-huh. And?
you're somewhere else, where?	Just that it's been a perfect day and that I'd like to skip my fancy dessert and go home after this.
what?	Try and live a lifetime before Friday. Cram it all in.
i can't do this, honey.	What?
what were your parents like?	I can't do this, honey.
i had a temper.	What were your parents like?
i just wondered. why were you trouble?	I had a temper.
trouble. why?	I just wondered. Why were you trouble?
what were you like when you were younger?	Trouble. Why?
no, i don't mind.	What were you like when you were younger?
but you don't mind.	No, I don't mind.
because i already tried once.	But you don't mind.
why do you say that?	Because I already tried once.
no. i couldn't.	Why do you say that?
i bet you could do a book.	No. I couldn't.
he's a genius. they're not photographs -- they're stories, entire histories captured in moments.	I bet you could do a book.
on that one is beautiful. look at their expressions. as if the camera weren't on them at all. as if they had no strength left to hide what they were feeling.	He's a genius. They're not photographs -- they're stories, entire histories captured in moments.
near the church.	I sat there once. It was hot. Like today. I'd been shopping. I had all these bags around my feet I kept having to move every time the waiter came by...
where? near the doorway or the near the front of the church?	Near the church.
i sat outside and had coffee.	Where? Near the doorway or the near the front of the church?
and arraccinos and zeppolis. yes! i know it!	I sat outside and had coffee.
nobody's asking you to.	And arraccinos and zeppolis. Yes! I know it!
why!? because, i'm having thoughts i hardly know what to do with. i... can't seem to... stop them.	Nobody's asking you to.
why?	Why!? Because, I'm having thoughts I hardly know what to do with. I... can't seem to... stop them.
i just feel like i'm getting a little ... out of control that's all. it's kind of frightening.	Why?
it's okay. it's not that hot anymore. thanks god.	I just feel like I'm getting a little ... out of control that's all. It's kind of frightening.
oh, i'm sorry.	It's okay. It's not that hot anymore. Thanks God.
yes.	You know that little place nearby with the striped awning that sells sandwiches and little pizzas...
have you ever been to that station?	Yes.
yes. tell me about the day you got off the train.	Have you ever been to that station?
how about bari?	Yes. Tell me about the day you got off the train.
yes.	How about Bari?
how about italy?	Yes.
right now. tell me someplace you've been -- someplace on the other side of the world. anywhere but here.	How about Italy?
what?	Right now. Tell me someplace you've been -- someplace on the other side of the world. Anywhere but here.
take me somewhere.	What?
no.	Take me somewhere.
are you hungry?	No.
you want to eat something?	Are you hungry?
no. i can't. not yet.	You want to eat something?
are you comfortable?  do you... want to move to the bedroom?	No. I can't. Not yet.
would you like a beer for your bath?	Yes, that'd be nice.
sure.	Would you like a beer for your bath?
how about if i set the table?	Sure.
actually, no. i've got everything under control. i'd like to clean up myself a bit. i'm going to take a bath. dinner'll be ready in about a half hour.	How about if I set the table?
can i help?	Actually, no. I've got everything under control. I'd like to clean up myself a bit. I'm going to take a bath. Dinner'll be ready in about a half hour.
fine. they're all having a good time. how many more shots do you have?	Couple. Want to help?
oh, how is he?	Fine. They're all having a good time. How many more shots do you have?
sorry i'm late. richard called.	Oh, how is he?
yeah?	I want you to come.
i understand.  that's very kind of you.	Yeah?
i now know more about their affair than i remember about my marriage.  francesca, the last thing i want to do is put you in any kind of situation that would... even though we know it's just -- i mean, it's nothing like that, but if anybody saw us or...	I understand.  That's very kind of you.
i think he's running for town crier next year.	I now know more about their affair than I remember about my marriage.  Francesca, the last thing I want to do is put you in any kind of situation that would... even though we know it's just -- I mean, it's nothing like that, but if anybody saw us or...
the cashier at the general store was very dangerous.	I think he's running for town crier next year.
oh. i guess you got the whole story.	The cashier at the general store was very dangerous.
i uh... i had lunch in town today. happened to cross paths with "that redfield woman." i apologize. i thought you were half-joking about that.	Oh. I guess you got the whole story.
oh.	I uh... I had lunch in town today. Happened to cross paths with "that Redfield woman." I apologize. I thought you were half-joking about that.
listen, don't take this the wrong way but, i'm wondering if this is such a good idea.	Oh.
oh, hi. look, i'm running a little late, but i'll still...	Listen, don't take this the wrong way but, I'm wondering if this is such a good idea.
it's robert.	Oh, hi. Look, I'm running a little late, but I'll still...
okay. see you later.	Yeah. See you later.
no. i'll drive myself. i have a few errands. i'll meet you there.	Okay. See you later.
i'll pick you up.	No. I'll drive myself. I have a few errands. I'll meet you there.
oh, sure. great.	I'll pick you up.
listen, i have to shoot cedar bridge until a little after sunset. i want a few night shots. would you like to come with me? if you're interested...	Oh, sure. Great.
wonderful. uh...	Listen, I have to shoot Cedar Bridge until a little after sunset. I want a few night shots. Would you like to come with me? If you're interested...
i would love to come for dinner.	Wonderful. Uh...
the light was fading. huh-huh.	I would love to come for dinner.
i'm sorry i didn't call sooner, but i just read your note. i stuffed it into my pocket. the light was fading and i had to get my shot.	The light was fading. Huh-huh.
no. i was just... no.	I'm sorry I didn't call sooner, but I just read your note. I stuffed it into my pocket. The light was fading and I had to get my shot.
am i interrupting anything?	No. I was just... No.
yes! hi.	Am I interrupting anything?
francesca?	Yes! Hi.
no, no. forgive me. i made a mistake. it was an inappropriate thing to ask.	... I feel like something's been spoiled now.
listen, i'm sorry i --	No, no. Forgive me. I made a mistake. It was an inappropriate thing to ask.
i already apologized.	Listen, I'm sorry I --
i thought we were just having a conversation. you seem to be reading all this meaning into it. meanings i must be too simple to, uh... interpret or something.	I already apologized.
i thought that's what we were doing -- asking questions.	I thought we were just having a conversation. You seem to be reading all this meaning into it. Meanings I must be too simple to, uh... interpret or something.
what made you ask such a question?	I thought that's what we were doing -- asking questions.
my mistake. i apologize.	What made you ask such a question?
just because someone chooses to settle down and have a family doesn't necessarily mean they're hypnotized. just because i've never seen a gazelle stampede doesn't mean i'm asleep in the world.	Do you want to leave your husband?
i'm a little sick of this american family ethic everyone seems to be hypnotized by in this country. i guess you think i'm just some poor displaced soul doomed to roam the earth without a self-cleaning oven and home movie.	Just because someone chooses to settle down and have a family doesn't necessarily mean they're hypnotized. Just because I've never seen a gazelle stampede doesn't mean I'm asleep in the world.
no, i'm just saying --	I'm a little sick of this American Family Ethic everyone seems to be hypnotized by in this country. I guess you think I'm just some poor displaced soul doomed to roam the earth without a self-cleaning oven and home movie.
that's not what you're saying. i know it's not the same. what you're saying is, it's not as good. or it's not as normal or proper.	No, I'm just saying --
but it's not the same.	That's not what you're saying. I know it's not the same. What you're saying is, it's not as good. Or it's not as normal or proper.
no. but i love them just the same.	But it's not the same.
but no one in particular.	No. But I love them just the same.
i told you, i love other people.	But no one in particular.
but -- how can you just live for what you want? what about other people?	I told you, I love other people.
not everybody's supposed to have a family.	But -- how can you just live for what you want? What about other people?
do you ever regret not having a family?	Not everybody's supposed to have a family.
no.	Do you ever regret not having a family?
do you ever regret it? the divorce, i mean.	No.
i embrace mystery. i don't know what's coming. and i don't mind.	Do you ever regret it? The divorce, I mean.
why doesn't it scare you?	I embrace Mystery. I don't know what's coming. And I don't mind.
no, i think i need everyone! i love people. i want to meet them all! i just think there are too many out there saying "this is mine." or "she's mine." too many lines have been drawn. world's breaking apart because of man's weakness for some testosterone conquests over territory and power and people. he wants control over what deep down he knows he has no control over whatsoever and it scares him silly.	Why doesn't it scare you?
you really don't need anyone?	No, I think I need everyone! I love people. I want to meet them all! I just think there are too many out there saying "This is mine." or "She's mine." Too many lines have been drawn. World's breaking apart because of man's weakness for some testosterone conquests over territory and power and people. He wants control over what deep down he knows he has no control over whatsoever and it scares him silly.
i'm a loner, i'm not a monk.	You really don't need anyone?
woman friends, too?	I'm a loner, I'm not a monk.
never touch the stuff. i've got friends all over the world. good friends i can see when i want, if i want.	Woman friends, too?
you must get lonely at times.	Never touch the stuff. I've got friends all over the world. Good friends I can see when I want, if I want.
i never got lost. for some reason, i'm more at home everywhere than at one place. so i decided i'll think of myself as some kind of world citizen. i belong everywhere and nowhere. i'm kin to everyone, and no one in particular. see, once you get into the habit of not needing anyone, it's kind of hard to break.	You must get lonely at times.
so what happened?	I never got lost. For some reason, I'm more at home everywhere than at one place. So I decided I'll think of myself as some kind of world citizen. I belong everywhere and nowhere. I'm kin to everyone, and no one in particular. See, once you get into the habit of not needing anyone, it's kind of hard to break.
not at all. i wasn't around much... so why did i get married? well, i thought it was a good idea at the time. have a home base. roots. you can get lost moving around so much.	So what happened?
do you mind if i... ask you why you got divorced?	Not at all. I wasn't around much... So why did I get married? Well, I thought it was a good idea at the time. Have a home base. Roots. You can get lost moving around so much.
what?	We're not doing anything wrong, do you.
francesca?	What?
yes.	Francesca?
are you all right?	Yes.
what?	Are you all right?
francesca?	What?
no. i'll do them later.	Francesca?
you sure you won't let me help you with those dishes?	No. I'll do them later.
umm, i don't know. i can look it up.	I'd appreciate it. I like knowing who I'm stealing from. If you can't create art I think the least you can do is recognize it around you, don't you think? There is...  ... so much beauty.
this "... of what i call god and fools can nature." who wrote that?	Umm, I don't know. I can look it up.
what?	This "... Of what I call God and fools can Nature." Who wrote that?
you've got it all right here, you know. it's just as beautiful as any other place i've seen. god, it knocks me out.	What?
no. i'm all right. it's working.	You've got it all right here, you know. It's just as beautiful as any other place I've seen. God, it knocks me out.
you want to go back in?	No. I'm all right. It's working.
when?	You want to go back in?
you get used to it.	When?
smells like dirt.	You get used to it.
no, you rub it on you. i have some in the truck. don't go away.	Smells like dirt.
you drink bug repellent?	No, you rub it on you. I have some in the truck. Don't go away.
have no fear. this shoshone medicine woman taught me how to make bug repellent tea out of tree root.	You drink bug repellent?
well, it's kind of buggy out there.	Have no fear. This Shoshone Medicine Woman taught me how to make bug repellent tea out of tree root.
they have safaris for tourists now. maybe you can convince your husband.	Well, it's kind of buggy out there.
my god. how i'd love to see that.	They have safaris for tourists now. Maybe you can convince your husband.
no. it's all right. i just meant, it might be a little dull for you, telling all this to some housewife in the middle of nowhere.	This is your home. It's not nowhere. And it's not dull.
i'm sorry. that was...	No. It's all right. I just meant, it might be a little dull for you, telling all this to some housewife in the middle of nowhere.
you're asking a man if he's too tired to talk about himself? you don't get out much, do you?	I'm sorry. That was...
i don't know. i've never thought about it... what was the most exciting place you've ever been to? unless you're tired of talking about it.	You're asking a man if he's too tired to talk about himself? You don't get out much, do you?
do you miss it?	I don't know. I've never thought about it... what was the most exciting place you've ever been to? Unless you're tired of talking about it.
my children. and richard didn't like my working.	Do you miss it?
why did you stop?	My children. And Richard didn't like my working.
i'd like to think so. i know one of them went on to medical school.	Why did you stop?
and did you?	I'd like to think so. I know one of them went on to Medical school.
well, let's just call it a compliment and move on.  did you love teaching?	And did you?
i didn't mean that the way it sounded.	Well, let's just call it a compliment and move on.  Did you love teaching?
i don't think you're normal.	I didn't mean that the way it sounded.
no. i wouldn't say that. national geographic isn't exactly the hub of artistic inspiration. they like their wild life in focus and without any personal comment. i don't mind really. i'm not artist. i'd faced that a long time ago. it's the course of being well-adjusted. i'm too normal.	I don't think you're normal.
you sound like an artist.	No. I wouldn't say that. National Geographic isn't exactly the hub of artistic inspiration. They like their wild life in focus and without any personal comment. I don't mind really. I'm not artist. I'd faced that a long time ago. It's the course of being well-adjusted. I'm too normal.
i don't know if obsessions have reasons. i think that's why they're obsessions.	You sound like an artist.
why, do you think?	I don't know if obsessions have reasons. I think that's why they're obsessions.
i'm kind of obsessed by it, actually.	Why, do you think?
"making pictures." i like that. you really love what you do, don't you?	I'm kind of obsessed by it, actually.
nah. i've tried. my writing's too technical, i think. problem of being a journalist too long is you stop giving yourself permission to invent. i better just stick to making pictures.	"Making pictures." I like that. You really love what you do, don't you?
you ought to write these stories down.	Nah. I've tried. My writing's too technical, I think. Problem of being a journalist too long is you stop giving yourself permission to invent. I better just stick to making pictures.
we got engaged.	Oh you!
then what happened?	We got engaged.
it's still a very sensitive memory for me.	Then what happened?
oh my god...  you're blushing.	It's still a very sensitive memory for me.
she starts sniffing me.	Oh my God...  You're blushing.
what?	She starts sniffing me.
sure. men cook. we don't all eat bananas with our feet, ya know.	Okay.
help cook?	Sure. Men cook. We don't all eat bananas with our feet, ya know.
would you like to stay for dinner?  there aren't many choices in town and ... anyway, you'd have to eat alone. so would i.	That's very nice of you. I don't get many dinner invitations on the job. It would be a welcome change. Thanks.
you have no reason to feel ashamed. you haven't said anything you don't have a right to. and if anybody tells you different -- you just send them to me.	Would you like to stay for dinner?  There aren't many choices in town and ... anyway, you'd have to eat alone. So would I.
but i... we don't even know each other.	You have no reason to feel ashamed. You haven't said anything you don't have a right to. And if anybody tells you different -- you just send them to me.
why? you uncorked a bottle. from what i can tell, i got here just in time. any later and you'd have made the front page, running down main street naked, smoking camels out of your butt.	But I... We don't even know each other.
i feel so embarrassed.	Why? You uncorked a bottle. From what I can tell, I got here just in time. Any later and you'd have made the front page, running down Main Street naked, smoking Camels out of your butt.
i better go. you sure you're all right?  it's been a pleasure. sincerely.	I feel so embarrassed.
i think so.	I better go. You sure you're all right?  It's been a pleasure. Sincerely.
is the dizziness gone?	I think so.
much.	Is the dizziness gone?
feeling better?	Much.
and clean.	Yes. Very clean.
no. i mean yes, he's clean but he's also other things. he's a very hard worker. very honest. very caring. gentle. good father.	And clean.
clean?	No. I mean yes, he's clean but he's also other things. He's a very hard worker. Very honest. Very caring. Gentle. Good father.
he's very... clean.	Clean?
richard was in the army. i met him while i was living in naples. i didn't know where iowa was. i only cared that it was america. and of course, being with richard.	What's he like?
italy to iowa? i'd call that a change.	Richard was in the army. I met him while I was living in Naples. I didn't know where Iowa was. I only cared that it was America. And of course, being with Richard.
why?	Italy to Iowa? I'd call that a change.
i doubt that.	Why?
i guess. except i'm one of the people it frightens.	I doubt that.
everything does. one of the laws of nature. people are always so afraid of change. but if you look at it like it's something you can count on happening, it's actually a comfort. not many things you can count on for sure.	I guess. Except I'm one of the people it frightens.
oh. michael's 17 and carolyn's 16.	Must be nice having kids.
no, your kids.	Oh. Michael's 17 and Carolyn's 16.
about a year and a half.	No, your kids.
oh. how old?	About a year and a half.
my husband took the kids to the illinos state fair. my daughter's entering a prize steer.	Oh. How old?
as long as it takes, i might stay a week. no more i don't think. where's your family?	My husband took the kids to the Illinos State Fair. My daughter's entering a prize steer.
and how long are you here for?	As long as it takes, I might stay a week. No more I don't think. Where's your family?
a little place with cabins. the something-motor inn. i haven't checked in yet.	And how long are you here for?
where are you staying while you're here?	A little place with cabins. The something-Motor Inn. I haven't checked in yet.
i thought it was funny.	Where are you staying while you're here?
i'm so sorry about that. it was rude. i think i just got nervous for some reason.	I thought it was funny.
sure you want to keep those in the house?	I'm so sorry about that. It was rude. I think I just got nervous for some reason.
not at all.	Sure you want to keep those in the house?
mind if i smoke?	Not at all.
lemon?	Sure.
francesca.	Francesca. Robert.
well, thank you for all your help, mrs. johnson.	Francesca.
sure.	Well, thank you for all your help, Mrs. Johnson.
want another cigarette?	Sure.
oh, that's nice.	Want another cigarette?
i found this chicago station before. wait a minute...  here it is.	Oh, that's nice.
looking for something in particular? there's not much of a selection.	I found this Chicago station before. Wait a minute...  Here it is.
are you by nature a sadistic person?	No, I'm not.  I don't know why I said that. I've been in a very... strange mood all day. I've never done anything like that before. It's... I'm just...  Well, you know, the whole world is just going nuts.
no, not at all --  except those are poisonous.	WHAT!
men sill give women flowers, don't they? i mean, as a sign of appreciation? i'm not that out of date, am i?	No, not at all --  except those are poisonous.
oh there you are.	Oh! You caught me.
would you do me a favor and go to the truck? inside that leather bag with the pockets is a package of lens cleaners. would you grab me one?	Oh there you are.
this time of year.	Would you do me a favor and go to the truck? Inside that leather bag with the pockets is a package of lens cleaners. Would you grab me one?
this won't take long. i'm shooting tomorrow morning. i just need to do some prep work.	I don't mind waiting.
yeah.	This won't take long. I'm shooting tomorrow morning. I just need to do some prep work.
long.  you just got off the train and stayed without knowing anyone there?	Yeah.
so, how long you've been living here?	Long.  You just got off the train and stayed without knowing anyone there?
you just... got off the train because it looked pretty?	Yeah. Excuse me a sec.
oh, yeah. actually, i had an assignment in greece and i had to go through bari to get the boat at brindisi. but it looked so pretty i got off and stayed for a few days. breathtaking country.	You just... got off the train because it looked pretty?
no, really?	Oh, yeah. Actually, I had an assignment in Greece and I had to go through Bari to get the boat at Brindisi. But it looked so pretty I got off and stayed for a few days. Breathtaking country.
oh yeah, bari. i've been there.	No, really?
small town on the eastern side no one's ever heard of called bari.	Oh yeah, Bari. I've been there.
well, from italy to iowa -- that's a story!  whereabouts in italy?	Small town on the Eastern side no one's ever heard of called Bari.
no, i don't mind. i'm not from here. i was born in italy.	Well, from Italy to Iowa -- that's a story!  Whereabouts in Italy?
you don't look like a native, if you don't mind my saying so.	No, I don't mind. I'm not from here. I was born in Italy.
uh... uh...  umm... long time.	You don't look like a native, if you don't mind my saying so.
how long you been married?	Uh... uh...  Umm... long time.
oh.	How long you been married?
after the divorce.	Oh.
oh. when did you move back?	After the divorce.
uh-huh. lived there till i was twenty or so and then moved to chicago when i got married.	Oh. When did you move back?
are you from washington originally?	Uh-huh. Lived there till I was twenty or so and then moved to Chicago when I got married.
that must be it. it's a great smell.	Are you from Washington originally?
maybe it's because i live here.	That must be it. It's a great smell.
i can't describe it. i think it's from the loam in the soil. this very rich, earthy kind of... alive... no. no, that's not right. can you smell it?	Maybe it's because I live here.
no.	I can't describe it. I think it's from the loam in the soil. This very rich, earthy kind of... alive... No. No, that's not right. Can you smell it?
there's a wonderful smell about iowa -- very particular to this part of the country. do you know what i mean?	No.
hmm-mmm.	There's a wonderful smell about Iowa -- very particular to this part of the country. Do you know what I mean?
pretty country.	Hmm-mmm.
if i'm not taking you away from anything.	No. I was just going to have some iced tea then split the atom, but that can wait.  I just have to get my shoes.
well, you're pretty close. it's only about two miles from here.	Oh, terrific. Which way?
that's it.	Well, you're pretty close. It's only about two miles from here.
roseman bridge?	That's it.
are you supposed to be in iowa?	Yeah.
what about your husband?	I'm very sad but Richard said that since it's Cary Grant, he completely understands. I'm also taking Mrs. Delaney away from this town. She'll be living with Cary and I in Beverly Hills.
i said to him cary you're being ridiculous. you're more than half her age. he said no one had ever been that honest with him and he falls in love with me.	What about your husband?
what about his engagement to dyan cannon?	I said to him Cary you're being ridiculous. You're more than half her age. He said no one had ever been that honest with him and he falls in love with me.
yes. and i've accepted.	What about his engagement to Dyan Cannon?
mrs. johnson! mrs. johnson! is it true cary grant has proposed to you?	Yes. And I've accepted.
hmm?	I just want to say... I know you had your own dreams. I'm sorry I couldn't give them to you. I love you so much.
franny?	Hmm?
hmm. how about that brown sugar meat loaf you make?	Okay.
want anything special for dinner?	Hmm. How about that brown sugar meat loaf you make?
i'm going to miss you.	It's only four days.
i'm positive.	I'm going to miss you.
"i had forgotten this. i had somehow remembered it being more his fault, his decision. then i remembered we made love in that field before we left for home. and i remembered it was my idea. i remembered tearing his shirt and biting his body, hoping he would kidnap me. i had forgotten that too. and i wondered, as i sat there... how many other things i'd forgotten."	Frannie.
again? maybe you should see a doctor.	I'm not sick, Richard. I'm just not tired, now go back to sleep before you're up for the whole night too!
i can't sleep.	Again? Maybe you should see a doctor.
now?!  it's after eleven.	I can't sleep.
i'm not tired. i thought i might finish carolyn's skirt.	Now?!  It's after eleven.
where you going?	I'm not tired. I thought I might finish Carolyn's skirt.
later. go back to sleep.	Where you going?
what time is it?	Later. Go back to sleep.
'bout 4:30.	Well you should all go to bed early. I'll do the cleaning up.
i don't know. can we turn it off? i have such a headache.	Sure.
kinda pretty. is this uh... jazz kinda singing?	I don't know. Can we turn it off? I have such a headache.
it's a chicago station. i found it the other day.	Kinda pretty. Is this uh... jazz kinda singing?
you feeling better franny?	Yes. I'm fine. It's just this heat I think.
well, she's... she's real pretty and ... and she's got a cute shape... she's a good sport, ya know, for laughs and  ... she loves fried chicken wings and beer.	Isn't that nice? You should bring her home to meet us!
well, what's nice about her? tell us!	Well, she's... she's real pretty and ... and she's got a cute shape... she's a good sport, ya know, for laughs and  ... she loves fried chicken wings and beer.
uh... yeah. yeah. she's real nice.	Well, what's nice about her? Tell us!
what's she like?	Okay.
betty.	What's she like?
what's her name?	Betty.
okay.	What's her name?
are you seeing betty tonight?	Nah.
they're not going to find her!	Yes, they are.
about an hour ago.	They're not going to find her!
think for a second. is there someplace she said she wanted to go?	I don't remember!
what happened?	I was paying the check. She ran outside. I told her to wait for me right here! Oh God, where is she? Rebecca!
oh my god...!	What happened?
well, it was notarized, and witnessed by a mrs. lucy delaney. maybe you can ask her.	Who the hell is Lucy Delaney?
well, she was very specific. she wanted her ashes to be thrown over roseman bridge.	WHAT!
i don't care what it says! maybe mama was delirious, you know. she didn't know what she was saying. if she wanted to be cremated, why the hell did she let dad buy two plots, huh?	Well, she was very specific. She wanted her ashes to be thrown over Roseman Bridge.
it clearly states in the will --	I don't care what it says! Maybe Mama was delirious, you know. She didn't know what she was saying. If she wanted to be cremated, why the hell did she let dad buy two plots, huh?
apparently just before her death.	Well, that's crazy. I don't know anybody who gets cremated.
when did she decide this?	Apparently just before her death.
your mother left explicit instructions that she wished to be cremated.	Cremated?!
well, close the fucking door by all means.  but don't expect me to go down there and do it.	I don't.
your father was his best friend.  he loved jeremiah.  so he must hate him the most of all now.  he'll take his time. but even if it is too late.  if your father is dead.  it's not over.  the door has to be closed.	Well, close the fucking door by all means.  But don't expect me to go down there and do it.
it's the only way.  it's possible your father may not be dead yet.	Your father was his best friend.  He loved Jeremiah.  So he must hate him the most of all now.  He'll take his time. But even if it is too late.  If your father is dead.  It's not over.  The door has to be closed.
we can't go back there.  are you crazy? you saw --	It's the only way.  It's possible your father may not be dead yet.
why don't you hang on and i'll see if she's here.	I know damn well she's there.
outta my way, boy.  cinnabar?  i'm coming!	Why don't you hang on and I'll see if she's here.
you people really don't like dogs.	Some holes can't be filled.  Some hungers can't be satisfied.
don't feed that dog.	You people really don't like dogs.
yeah?	Take my advice.  Get the hell out of there.  It's a bad place.  Always has been.
hey, kid.	Yeah?
died there?  how?	How the hell should I know?
yeah.  he lived there.  and died there, too.	Died there?  How?
is it true?	Yeah.  He lived there.  And died there, too.
take my advice.  and shoot that dog.  or let me.	Alright.  Yes sir.  Anything you say.
then what do you care?	Take my advice.  And shoot that dog.  Or let me.
hell no!	Then what do you care?
he yours, sir?	Hell no!
hey, watcha doing with that dog?	He yours, sir?
can you take a little extended solo right about now, funk soul brotha?	Go for it.
...bones ol' bones so mean and bad, whupped his mamma, shot his dad.	Saw Bones ol' Bones on top of the hill. Rolling fat jays outta hundred dollar bills.
you think that's really him?	Damn.  It's so...fresh.
"this is the story of jimmy bones/black as night and hard as stones/gold plated deuce, like the king of siam/got his switchblade loose, and a diamond on his hand..." there's the switchblade and there's the diamond.  don't know where the deuce is parked.	You think that's really him?
what the hell you talking about?	"This is the story of Jimmy Bones/Black as night and hard as stones/Gold plated deuce, like the King of Siam/Got his switchblade loose, and a diamond on his hand..." There's the switchblade and there's the diamond.  Don't know where the deuce is parked.
boys and girls, moms and dads.  children of all ages, i'd like you to meet... jimmy bones.	What the hell you talking about?
oh yeah, i guess this would be that space that was so perfect for a recording studio.	Maurice, man, shut the fuck up.
just some flies.	Some flies?  I think this qualifies as way more than "some."
ugh.  muchos moscos, man.  this is too much.	Just some flies.
's up?	Nothing.  Contact paranoia.  Must be buggin' from hanging with you.
you didn't hear that?  "take him... " something.  "bury him" or...	Take who where?  What you smokin'?
the man said just to use my imagination.  let's see...yeah, i get it.  potential. i can see it now.  the first major urban theme park.  village ghetto land. kinda like legoland, but made entirely from broken glass, hypodermic needles and crack vials.  totally e-ticket.	Keep smokin', fool.
are you nuts?	The man said just to use my imagination.  Let's see...yeah, I get it.  Potential. I can see it now.  The first major urban theme park.  Village Ghetto land. Kinda like Legoland, but made entirely from broken glass, hypodermic needles and crack vials.  Totally E-ticket.
what's your problem with crippled dick?	Look around, this place is a dump!  Naw, it'd have to work to be a dump.
yeah, in the land of the blind the one eye'd are king.	What's your problem with Crippled Dick?
bones!  how baddass is zat?  this is the place for us.  patrick, you get platinum props, man.  platinum.	Yeah, in the land of the blind the one eye'd are king.
we practically paying him for the privilege of playing his club.	So what the hell's the good news?
is this hell?	Or just Hell-adjacent...
climb out to where?	Anywhere but here.
we can climb out.	Climb out to where?
you ain't going down there.  not alone. i'll go.	Fine.  But I'm bringing a couple of friends.
probably stoned out of his gourd in some corner.	Well, go find his lazy ass.  I scratch any more tonight I'm gonna have carpal tunnel syndrome.
where's the gangsta of love?	Probably stoned out of his gourd in some corner.
you sure got a way with women, bro.  what happened up there?	Damned if I know.
yeah, we can.  least till after this weekend.  he ain't going nowhere.  we'll deal with it then.	Whatever, let's just get the hellout of here.
where's the others?	Maurice left.  Tia's taking a bath.
yeah, there is a strange vibe here.	Where's the others?
no.  well, yeah.  maybe just a little.	Yeah, there is a strange vibe here.
spooked?	No.  Well, yeah.  Maybe just a little.
shit.	Spooked?
tia ain't a chick.  she's family.  and don't forget it.	Let's get going.  Go home, pick up what we need, then crash here.
i believe in you guys.  you are the real shit.  and you know it.  now i'm putting everything i got into this cuz i think we can make it happen, but you gotta put a little in too.  now all i"m asking is that everybody do their part.  we'll move some shit in, and take shifts, or all crash together here --	Pat's right.  It'll be fun.
you soundin' like the old man now.	I believe in you guys.  You are the real shit.  And you know it.  Now I'm putting everything I got into this cuz I think we can make it happen, but you gotta put a little in too.  Now all I"m asking is that everybody do their part.  We'll move some shit in, and take shifts, or all crash together here --
you want us to move in here?	That's the only way we'll get the place fixed up in time.
damn.  that is the ugliest building i have ever seen.	Naw.  I think it's... I dunno.  Something about it just buzzes me.
looks like a damn graveyard round here.	I'm telling you, this neighborhood is coming back.
but that's your old hood, pops.	Yeah, and it took some doing to get out of there.  Just be glad I did and you can start life from here instead of down there.
clean your mouth, or i will.  those boys had no business messing down there.  go places you're not meant to be -- that's what you get.	But that's your old hood, Pops.
that's some terrible shit.	Clean your mouth, or I will.  Those boys had no business messing down there.  Go places you're not meant to be -- that's what you get.
that's what?	That's some terrible shit.
dad, the man has been lying to us for a hundred years.  i mean, where is my forty acres and a mule?	You wouldn't know a mule if it bit you in the ass. And personally, I don't need a mule.  I got a Lexus.  And nobody gave it to me --
don't poison your mind with that ghetto paranoia.  that's all just ways of people justifying their own failure.	Dad, the man has been lying to us for a hundred years.  I mean, where is my forty acres and a mule?
wh-wh-whooo?	Bones.
you tell my old friend mackie, i'll be seeing him.  soon.  real soon.	Wh-wh-whooo?
hey, eddie mack don't like no wackos on his street.  go be rain man on some other bitch's block.	Big Bad Eddie Mack?  Got shit for brains and that's a fack.  Hey-heh...
unh-unh, little brother.  i got a natural high.  a supernatural high.	Hey, Eddie Mack don't like no wackos on his street.  Go be Rain Man on some other bitch's block.
looking to score?	Unh-unh, little brother.  I got a natural high.  A supernatural high.
i said, no thanks.	Go on.  It won't kill you.
just try it.	I said, no thanks.
i ain't interested.  and if you gonna sell it, don't sell it round here.	Just try it.
ain't no big thang.  it's just a po' man's free base.  here, check it out.	I ain't interested.  And if you gonna sell it, don't sell it round here.
those 'fools' are my people.	Ain't no big thang.  It's just a po' man's free base.  Here, check it out.
yeah, but i ain't talking horse.  i'm talking about a five-dollar kick in the head that's a quick ticket to heaven. and the fools keep coming back for more.	Those 'fools' are my people.
but a two dollar bet is cheaper than a twenty-dollar bag.	Yeah, but I ain't talking horse.  I'm talking about a five-dollar kick in the head that's a quick ticket to heaven. And the fools keep coming back for more.
it ain't the money - it's the high.  the big fat floating 'what if?'  and it's way more profitable.  nobody ever wins.  so you never have to pay out.	But a two dollar bet is cheaper than a twenty-dollar bag.
what else?  money.	It ain't the money - it's the high.  The big fat floating 'what if?'  And it's way more profitable.  Nobody ever wins.  So you never have to pay out.
i do alright.  everybody's happy.	But things change.  You gotta think ahead.
you got a nice crib here.	I do alright.  Everybody's happy.
yeah, we used to do the after-school b ball at kenwood.  what it is?	What it will be.
but.	Hush, baby.
where we'll always be...	But.
where are we, baby?	Where we'll always be...
i want you to do something for me, baby.	What?
i've got what i want.  turn around baby, look at me.  look at your man.	I want you to do something for me, baby.
jimmy, you've got --	I've got what I want.  Turn around baby, look at me.  Look at your man.
no?  that mean there's something more left of you than just that hungry spirit? what are you going to do now?  kill us? kill us all?	No.  Not...not you.  You I forgive.
gotta be an in-ey and gotta be smooth. if it's ragged, it was picked too soon. won't ever be ripe.  second, it's got to have just a little give, here.  at the edges.  and last, but not very far from least...  you gotta get your nose in it and give it a gooooood, looooong sniff.	I don't know whether to chill you and serve with cottage cheese, or rip you open and eat you right here.
no baby.  i'm serious.  cancel that meeting.  i got more fruit that needs checking.  come home with me now.	Don't you worry about a thing.  This hand's gonna be stroking the back of your neck tonight.
must be my clothes line.  no?  how bout my phone line?	No baby.  I'm serious.  Cancel that meeting.  I got more fruit that needs checking.  Come home with me now.
left hand's the past.  your right's the present.  and the future.  but it's not written in stone.  it's written in flesh and blood.  and flesh and blood will change.  see?  there's something here, a new line, right across your life line.	Must be my clothes line.  No?  How bout my phone line?
my mama's bag and my granma's bag, and a long line of mamas before her.	Sounds like mama needs a brand new bag.
all that shinin' and "reader and adviser" mess.  that was your mama's bag.  i don't know about the readin' but you both can sure 'nuff advise.	My mama's bag and my granma's bag, and a long line of mamas before her.
let me see your hand.	All that shinin' and "reader and adviser" mess.  That was your mama's bag.  I don't know about the readin' but you both can sure 'nuff advise.
don't need luck tonight.  i'm just letting 'em have their say before i say no.	Let me see your hand.
maybe i oughtta get there a little early. for good luck.	Don't need luck tonight.  I'm just letting 'em have their say before I say no.
you know i can't.	Then fuck it!!!
aw that's easy.  i want my life back. can you swing that, my brother?	You know I can't.
what will it take?  what do you want? just tell me, jimmy!	Aw that's easy.  I want my life back. Can you swing that, my brother?
wait, jimmy.  think about it.  you woulda done the same thing if you was me.	No brother.  I wouldn'ta.  I never done a man - any man.  Let alone a brother like that.  Course, as you can see, no good deed goes unfucked.  Now the question is, if the good get fucked, what we got saved up for the bad?  You about to find out.
and the hell everybody else, right?	Wait, Jimmy.  Think about it.  You woulda done the same thing if you was me.
i didn't want a piece of yours, i wanted my own.	And the hell everybody else, right?
i don't understand it.  you were my man. since we was grasshoppas.  i always looked after you.  you had a piece of everything i had.	I didn't want a piece of yours, I wanted my own.
how did you get in here?	Time like this, is that what you really want to know?  How I got the fuck in here?
what it will be.	How did you get in here?
since we was just grasshoppers...	You always told me, it's a dog eat dog world.
sorry, my brother.	Since we was just grasshoppers...
everybody just be cool.  jimmy, man, i think you oughtta hear the deal.	I don't need to hear the deal.  I don't need any partners.  I don't need new product.  And I sure as hell don't need this motherfucker's 'mattie in my face.
hey jimmy, you know eddie mack, don't you?	We met.
one simple word, three little letters. yes.  that's all it's gonna take and we could move out of this dump, get the real deal.  big houses, legit business...	That's your dream, Homes.  Not mine.  I don't want to leave this street.  Ever. The status quo is totally cool with me.
nothing but net?  could be a swish.  or a muthafucking air ball.	One simple word, three little letters. Yes.  That's all it's gonna take and we could move out of this dump, get the real deal.  Big houses, legit business...
trust me, jimmy, there's big money behind this.  not just big.  big.  like big business big.  big corporation big.  big government big.  our little acre alone'll net hundreds a thousands.  nothing but net.	Nothing but net?  Could be a swish.  Or a muthafucking air ball.
they get about twelve and a half minutes. tops.	Trust me, Jimmy, there's big money behind this.  Not just big.  BIG.  Like big business big.  Big corporation big.  Big government big.  Our little acre alone'll net hundreds a thousands.  Nothing but net.
it's all arranged for tonight.  eddie mack's gonna be there.  and offisa korruptsky, too.	They get about twelve and a half minutes. Tops.
go easy on jay bird.  i can remember when we was his age...	It's all arranged for tonight.  Eddie Mack's gonna be there.  And Offisa Korruptsky, too.
'sup jimmy b. shotgun.  get back on the curb!  now!	Go easy on Jay Bird.  I can remember when we was his age...
in his grave there was a cloth or a dress or something.  covered with blood.	My God.  My dress.  We have to find it. And burn it.  And shut the door.
told you so.  alright.  we tried.  let's go home.	Mother!  No.
no we won't, momma.  i'll just have them call and tell patrick it's us.	Girl, they build gates like that to keep people like us out.
we'll have to sneak in.	No we won't, Momma.  I'll just have them call and tell Patrick it's us.
i don't.  patrick doesn't.  and his brother and sister don't.  and they're in the house with him.	Fine.  Maybe I got nothing to lose. 'Cept you.
like what?  i got a little power, sure. a touch of the shining, a little of the sight.  but no more than you do.  we're not witches.  i can't wiggle my nose or say a magic word and make him go away. besides, maybe they deserve it.  maybe we all do.	I don't.  Patrick doesn't.  And his brother and sister don't.  And they're in the house with him.
aren't you gonna do something about it?	Like what?  I got a little power, sure. A touch of the shining, a little of the sight.  But no more than you do.  We're not witches.  I can't wiggle my nose or say a magic word and make him go away. Besides, maybe they deserve it.  Maybe we all do.
eddie mack, that cop.  and jeremiah.  and even when he's done, who knows.  he won't be satisfied.  just like that demon dog. feed it, and it just grows hungrier. feed his hunger for revenge - he just wants more.  who knows where it'll stop. that kind of hunger ain't never satisfied.	Aren't you gonna do something about it?
who?	Eddie Mack, that cop.  And Jeremiah.  And even when he's done, who knows.  He won't be satisfied.  Just like that demon dog. Feed it, and it just grows hungrier. Feed his hunger for revenge - he just wants more.  Who knows where it'll stop. That kind of hunger ain't never satisfied.
he'll kill them.  he'll kill every last one of them.	Who?
sure, if it was really him.  but it isn't that simple.  jimmy's body died a long time ago.  and his soul is long gone, and all that's left is that ravening, hungry spirit in the blood that soaked into the house itself, i suppose.	But how do you know?  Maybe he just wanted to see us?  And now he's gone again.  And you've all killed my father for the second time.
but if it's him.  if he's really come back, won't he know us?  love us?	Sure, if it was really him.  But it isn't that simple.  Jimmy's body died a long time ago.  And his soul is long gone, and all that's left is that ravening, hungry spirit in the blood that soaked into the house itself, I suppose.
you got his hands.  beautiful hands.  i didn't even know.  that night.  when they - we - killed him, that you were already alive inside me.  life's like that. grows right out of death.	But if it's him.  If he's really come back, won't he know us?  Love us?
who?  who is he?  what is he?	Your father.  He was your father.
if he was trying to kill you, you'd be dead.	Who?  Who is he?  What is he?
who was he, momma?  he tried to kill us.	If he was trying to kill you, you'd be dead.
it's alright, baby.	Who was he, Momma?  He tried to kill us.
please.  it's for your own good.	You said bad things hurt places.  So maybe good things heal them.  Good things are happening here.  Maybe for the first time ever.  And maybe that's all it takes.
all the more reason i should be here.	Please.  It's for your own good.
i lied.	All the more reason I should be here.
you said the vision, the images.  they're just that.  just pictures.  they can't hurt you.  that's what you always said.	I lied.
...i've seen things.  in there.  last night.  you did too.  don't tell me you didn't.  you were crying like a baby.	You said the vision, the images.  They're just that.  Just pictures.  They can't hurt you.  That's what you always said.
and what's that?	Just a bad place.  And the doorway to worse.
maybe once upon a time.  but that was long ago.  back before... before it became what it is.	And what's that?
have you ever been inside?	Maybe once upon a time.  But that was long ago.  Back before... before it became what it is.
nothing but a wide world o' pain locked in there.	Have you ever been inside?
they seemed alright.  bring a little life to that old building.	Nothing but a wide world o' pain locked in there.
i don't want you meeting around that house.  you stay away from those kids. and away from that dog.	They seemed alright.  Bring a little life to that old building.
i'm sorry, momma.  maybe next time.	I don't want you meeting around that house.  You stay away from those kids. And away from that dog.
you mean as opposed to your life?	I'm sorry, Momma.  Maybe next time.
you got a vision, girl.  just like i got. just like my momma had.  and the good lord didn't give you that vision just for painting pretty pictures.  that's just wasted time.	You mean as opposed to your life?
i have to finish this for class.	You got a vision, girl.  Just like I got. Just like my momma had.  And the good Lord didn't give you that vision just for painting pretty pictures.  That's just wasted time.
aren't you going to join us?	I have to finish this for class.
we gotta jump!	I can't!
i can't find you.	Here!
here, find my hand.  the stairs are right near here.  i saw them.  let's just walk up there.	I can't find you.
okay, okay.  listen:	Here, find my hand.  The stairs are right near here.  I saw them.  Let's just walk up there.
patrick, he's...	Okay, okay.  Listen:
bill!  bill?!	Patrick, he's...
i'm here.	Bill!  Bill?!
why couldn't you just tell him to let us in?	My old man calls the shots.  He built that gate and these damn walls.
no, i want to stay with you guys.  but i can't.  i mean i'm not ready.	Don't worry about it.  I'll stay with the boys.
it's alright.  if you want to go home...	No, I want to stay with you guys.  But I can't.  I mean I'm not ready.
i can't.  not yet.	It's alright.  If you want to go home...
he probably thinks he's saving you from something.  i'm sure that's what my mother thinks.	I'm sure I can make your mother like me. But then do I gotta worry 'bout your father?
believe me, my old man'd rupture his spleen if he knew we was down here.  all he talks about is the medal he deserves for building us a life as far from this 'hood as possible.	He probably thinks he's saving you from something.  I'm sure that's what my mother thinks.
she doesn't want me here.  with you.  in this house.	Believe me, my old man'd rupture his spleen if he knew we was down here.  All he talks about is the medal he deserves for building us a life as far from this 'hood as possible.
cinn?	What?  Oh yeah.  Coming.
and you believe her?	If I did, I wouldn't come within fifty yards of your door.
or the living fall in.  who knows.	And you believe her?
the dead get out?	Or the living fall in.  Who knows.
yeah.  but when something bad happens, something really bad -- the wall breaks. the fabric tears.	The dead get out?
lucky thing.	Yeah.  But when something bad happens, something really bad -- the wall breaks. The fabric tears.
maybe.  but there's an invisible wall, a fabric that kinda keeps things separate.	Lucky thing.
like right now, there's actually like hordes of dead people shambling around us?  fingers rotting off?	Maybe.  But there's an invisible wall, a fabric that kinda keeps things separate.
my momma says every house is two houses. every street, two streets.  there's a whole city, a whole world, kinda beside, on top, just below this one.  the city of the dead.	Like right now, there's actually like hordes of dead people shambling around us?  Fingers rotting off?
way i figure, everything our parents tell us is part true and part total b.s.  and our whole job is figuring out for ourselves which is which.	My momma says every house is two houses. Every street, two streets.  There's a whole city, a whole world, kinda beside, on top, just below this one.  The city of the dead.
nothing.  you'd think she was crazy.  and she is a lot of things, not all of them nice, but crazy momma's not.	Way I figure, everything our parents tell us is part true and part total B.S.  And our whole job is figuring out for ourselves which is which.
what else does she say?	Nothing.  You'd think she was crazy.  And she is a lot of things, not all of them nice, but crazy Momma's not.
no.  it goes way back.  or so my momma says.	What else does she say?
why?	No.  It goes way back.  Or so my Momma says.
that place is already bad luck.	Why?
careful.  that's bad luck.	That place is already bad luck.
guess it's not rossmore park.  thanks for the help.	Anytime.  Be seeing you.
how do you know?	I manage them.
naw.  but they will be.  they're the best.	How do you know?
are they on the radio?	Naw.  But they will be.  They're the best.
no really, let us help.  we're new in the neighborhood, gonna be neighbors.	You moved into this block?
don't worry.  it's just round the corner. halfway down that block, you can't miss it.  top step of the front stairs, there's a loose stone.  go on, i ain't shitting you.	Fuck it.  Alright.
i can't carry it in my pocket, man.  and i can't go get it for you cause you might be a cop.  you gonna have to pick it up yourself.	Don't worry.  It's just round the corner. Halfway down that block, you can't miss it.  Top step of the front stairs, there's a loose stone.  Go on, I ain't shitting you.
where is it?	I can't carry it in my pocket, man.  And I can't go get it for you cause you might be a cop.  You gonna have to pick it up yourself.
let me see it.	Where is it?
let me see it.	Let me see it.
yeah, but you got to come the rest of the way on foot.  leave your car and walk over here.	Let me see it.
you got the shit?	Yeah, but you got to come the rest of the way on foot.  Leave your car and walk over here.
you got the cash?	You got the shit?
back here.  at the end of the block.	You got the cash?
we're here.  where the hell are you?	Back here.  At the end of the block.
help me.  i'm so sorry.  but please, help me...	Daddy?
dad?	Help me.  I'm so sorry.  But please, help me...
please...help me...	Dad?
that's the past.  it's dead.	Dead?  I don't think your past is dead.  It's alive.  And it bites.
i saw your face.  you knew that place. you knew those people.	That's the past.  It's dead.
you were just a kid.	I saw your face.  You knew that place. You knew those people.
bullshit, dad.  don't front me.  for once.  just tell me the truth.  i came from there, too.	You were just a kid.
it's...it's a bad neighborhood.  as you can see now.	Bullshit, Dad.  Don't front me.  For once.  Just tell me the truth.  I came from there, too.
why?  why did you give a shit about the building?  why did you care that we were there of all places?	It's...it's a bad neighborhood.  As you can see now.
from what?	Why?  Why did you give a shit about the building?  Why did you care that we were there of all places?
i wouldn't have risked killing you to get you out.  i was trying to protect you.	From what?
you could have had it done.  you didn't want us there.	I wouldn't have risked killing you to get you out.  I was trying to protect you.
sure, son.  i went down there and torched the place myself.	You could have had it done.  You didn't want us there.
did you do it?	Sure, son.  I went down there and torched the place myself.
you'll take care of it?  not this time. no way.  i bought it fair and square. and we open tonight.	Bullshit!  Bullshit!!  You're selling it back!  That's an order!
no one'll ever come here.  shut it down. don't worry, the bank'll buy it back. i'll take care of it.	You'll take care of it?  Not this time. No way.  I bought it fair and square. And we open tonight.
i thought you'd be psyched.  just trying to do what you did.  take nothing and make something out of it.	No one'll ever come here.  Shut it down. Don't worry, the bank'll buy it back. I'll take care of it.
listen to me, boy.  i didn't work all my life to get out of this neighborhood for you to move right back in!	I thought you'd be psyched.  Just trying to do what you did.  Take nothing and make something out of it.
what are we doing down here?	Like you always said, Pop, look for the undervalued.
a little business move i made.  on my own.  i think you're gonna approve.	What are we doing down here?
where are we going?  you know i hate surprises.	A little business move I made.  On my own.  I think you're gonna approve.
but maybe we're the ones who should be down there.  doing something.  making it better.	Can't be done.  That place already died and gone to hell.
no way man...	You cut him, or I shoot you.  Make your choice.
nice rack.  how old is --	That's it.  Get out.  Now!
you better hope not.  cause it's like they say, four can keep a secret, if three are dead.	Nice rack.  How old is --
look, even if anyone found anything there, it's twenty years ago.  they could never connect it to us.	You better hope not.  Cause it's like they say, four can keep a secret, if three are dead.
that's a bozo no-no.  jay-bird.	Look, even if anyone found anything there, it's twenty years ago.  They could never connect it to us.
you're right.  one of my associates sold the building last month.	That's a Bozo no-no.  Jay-bird.
i didn't sell it.	Well, somebody bought it.  That's what I heard.
don't shit a shitter.  our building. what did you call it?  his 'tomb'?  we had an agreement.  you were supposed to sit on it.  not sell it --	I didn't sell it.
what building?	Don't shit a shitter.  Our building. What did you call it?  His 'tomb'?  We had an agreement.  You were supposed to sit on it.  Not sell it --
maybe so.  maybe so.  but that ain't why i came to see you.  you sold the building.	What building?
or you didn't know what to do with it.	Maybe so.  Maybe so.  But that ain't why I came to see you.  You sold the building.
no reason to get nasty.  yeah, i've stayed in the organization.  but then again i never got the percentage you did.	Or you didn't know what to do with it.
and you?  still a pig.  just a much fatter one.	No reason to get nasty.  Yeah, I've stayed in the organization.  But then again I never got the percentage you did.
i been watching you.  you done good. invested wisely.  respectable businessman now.  just like you always wanted.	And you?  Still a pig.  Just a much fatter one.
keep your hands to yourself, willya?	I been watching you.  You done good. Invested wisely.  Respectable businessman now.  Just like you always wanted.
you certainly traded up.  ...the trophy wife.  nice lookin'.	Keep your hands to yourself, willya?
don't call me that.	You certainly traded up.  ...the trophy wife.  Nice lookin'.
just a visit with my old pal, jay-bird.	Don't call me that.
what the hell do you want?	Just a visit with my old pal, Jay-bird.
what it is?  what it will be, muthafucka.	Now you.
you was just doing your job.	Last thing you need's for me to start doing my fucking job.
fair enough for the shit.  but i think a little bonus is due for knocking out the competition.	You was just doing your job.
i ain't killed nobody.  shall i rack 'em?  play a game, lupe?	No time for eightball.  I got your tip.
not your style.  is it eddie?  killing off your customers?	I ain't killed nobody.  Shall I rack 'em?  Play a game, Lupe?
oh, no.  please don't make me go by myself.  i'm scaaaaaaaaaared.	Fuckin' comedian.  See you tomorrow.
i'm on my way home.  can you handle it yourself?	Oh, no.  Please don't make me go by myself.  I'm scaaaaaaaaaared.
12-year olds.  they scare easy.  anyway, he's gonna tip their stash.  come with me.	I'm on my way home.  Can you handle it yourself?
shit, that was fast.	12-year olds.  They scare easy.  Anyway, he's gonna tip their stash.  Come with me.
i know it.  the old slaughterhouse.  hey, sal.  that little weasel we popped today?  he's got something for us.  i knew he would once he thought about it.	Shit, that was fast.
we just thought...	No more thoughts from your asses.  Or I will burn your asses and snort the ashes. Hear me?
but --	How many times I told you, no psycho shit.  There gonna be psycho shit, I'm the one that does it.
that you stole off those white boys was down here last night?  are you crazy? everybody from hell to breakfast heard that screamin' on blackstone last night!	But --
we got a gift for you, eddie.  fresh new bmw.	That you stole off those white boys was down here last night?  Are you crazy? Everybody from hell to breakfast heard that screamin' on Blackstone last night!
goddamnit!  how many times i told you --	We got a gift for you, Eddie.  Fresh new BMW.
it was just like in my head.	Maybe I oughta open a couple holes in that head and let all them voices out. You'll feel better, I promise.
then how'd you hear it, fool?	It was just like in my head.
no, eddie.  it's just that, i dunno.  he was tall, and thin, and like a shadow, his face was just a blur.  all i remember is the voice.  it was smooth and low and it didn't seem to be comin' out of his mouth.	Then how'd you hear it, fool?
you boys been hitting the pipe?	No, Eddie.  It's just that, I dunno.  He was tall, and thin, and like a shadow, his face was just a blur.  All I remember is the voice.  It was smooth and low and it didn't seem to be comin' out of his mouth.
that's all we did, steal their ride.	Get that car the hell away from here, now!  I spend a lot of money to keep the cops cool.  But this is the kinda shit that pisses everybody off.
you gon tell me you didn't ginsu those punks and steal their ride?	That's all we did, steal their ride.
we didn't do nothing, eddie.	You gon tell me you didn't ginsu those punks and steal their ride?
"like a heartbeat/like a love beat." listen to the di franco twins there. just the plumbing or something, fool.	Maybe there's a pipe underneath the floor.  It leaked and stained.
i am the future.  i am all colors.  all races.  all creeds.  i am the melting pot.  i am the tossed salad.  i am post racial.	Post-toasted's more like it.
maurice, even if it was true, what are you worried about?  last time i checked, you weren't black.  i'm not sure what the hell you are.  but i know you aren't a black man.	I am the future.  I am all colors.  All races.  All creeds.  I am the melting pot.  I am the tossed salad.  I am post racial.
why not?  he eats everything else.	Just what army do you think the Colonel was in?  Everybody knows the whole chicken distribution network is owned by the Klan.  "Special recipe".  I'm telling you.  There's something in the batter. Say it makes a black man sterile.
the gangster of love don't eat no fried chicken.	Why not?  He eats everything else.
i thought you were bringing the colonel?	The Gangster of Love don't eat no fried chicken.
yeah right, and which ever of us is still alive at the end of the week inherits all vincent price's cash.	Look, you guys want to play college radio, high school reunions, and some fool's club once a week for the rest of your lives, that's cool.  But I think we can do better.
why don't y'all check out the rest?  i'm going downstairs and see if i can get the furnace fired up.  warm this place up, you'll see.  it has serious potential.	Potential toxic dump site.
"this is patrick..."  "...and this is patrick on crack." imagination, my butt.  even the space cowboy can't...	Why don't y'all check out the rest?  I'm going downstairs and see if I can get the furnace fired up.  Warm this place up, you'll see.  It has serious potential.
you gotta use your imagination.	"This is Patrick..."  "...And this is Patrick on crack." Imagination, my butt.  Even the space cowboy can't...
he was a local legend back in the '70's. there was a song, stagolee kinda deal: "this is the ballad of jimmy bones/black as night and hard as stone..."	I was born near here.  My dad's from here.  He never mentioned it.
not that i remember.	He was a local legend back in the '70's. There was a song, Stagolee kinda deal: "This is the ballad of Jimmy Bones/Black as night and hard as stone..."
you haven't?	Not that I remember.
yeah, you heard of him?	You haven't?
jimmy bones?	Yeah, you heard of him?
and damp, too.  let's not forget damp.	Whattaya think?  Can you picture it? Over there the bar, and in here -- the dance floor.
sqweeep.  we innerup this programme to bring you this special news bulletin --  "aliens from reticula 3 have hijacked patrick peet and injected moly headcheese into his skull filling his entire brain cavity with cosmic slop..."	I was planning on waiting until I got the place cleaned out, but -- like the man says, carpe diem.
i just accelerated my top secret long term plan for our world domination.	Sqweeep.  We innerup this programme to bring you this special news bulletin --  "Aliens from Reticula 3 have hijacked Patrick Peet and injected moly headcheese into his skull filling his entire brain cavity with cosmic slop..."
gonna be le hot shit.  pardon my francais.  dance club.  the resurrection brothers play there.  heard of them?	Should I?
that building?	Gonna be le hot shit.  Pardon my Francais.  Dance club.  The Resurrection Brothers play there.  Heard of them?
not really to live, just to play.	That building?
need any help with those bags, ma'am?	No thanks.
i'm not joking boy.  don't feed it. it'll only make it hungrier.	Need any help with those bags, Ma'am?
and some people need their medication tweaked.	I'm not joking boy.  Don't feed it. It'll only make it hungrier.
it's not safe down there.  the fire started down there.  the whole thing could collapse.	Then your father's a dead man and Jimmy Bones is gonna be around a long time.
but the place burned to the ground.	The blood is still there.  We just gotta figure out where.
... see there ain't just two parts to a person.  there's three.  body-soul and spirit.  the spirit lives in the blood. it's the wanting that holds body and soul together, and sometimes, the wanting lives on.  jimmy's blood must still be in the house.	But the place burned to the ground.
you sure we oughta save him?  why not just let see how safe his gates and walls keep him when his past comes calling?	Save him?  What are you talking about?
i was born near here.  but after my mother died, my dad moved.  i grew up out in rossmore park.	You're pretty black to be growing up in Rossmore Park.
you look mighty familiar to me.  you sure you're not from around here?	I was born near here.  But after my mother died, my dad moved.  I grew up out in Rossmore Park.
shit!  damn dog.  we gonna have to do something about you.	What we have to do is call the police.
evidence of what?	Somehow I don't think he stabbed himself in the chest, then buried himself too.
boy, put that thing down.  you can't take that.  might be evidence.	Evidence of what?
there wasn't any draft.  that window was closed.	We're all tired.  Everybody makes mistakes.  Tomorrow in the daylight, everything's gonna look different.
illibent?  who's club is that?	Ours!
how could that be?  the box was packed!	Moe's terms.
well, the bad news is we only made 25 bucks each.	How could that be?  The box was packed!
you're a dead man!  a fucking dead man!	Where is it?
the next one blows off your dick.	You're a dead man!  A fucking dead man!
the money!	Caesar, I don't know what you're thinking here, but if you don't put down that gun --
where's what?	The money!
where is it?	Where's what?
i think you're fucking crazy!	Where is it?
you don't think i'll do it, do you?	I think you're fucking crazy!
the same way you did before.	What are you talking about?
how the fuck can i open it?	The same way you did before.
you don't need a key.	How the fuck can I open it?
all right!  where's the key?	You don't need a key.
open the case!	All right!  Where's the key?
know what?	Open the case!
that's right, i know.  i fucking know.	Know what?
admit what?	That you overreacted.  That you lost it.  Not me.  It was your mistake.
just admit it, caesar.	Admit what?
where is this going, johnnie?	Just admit it, Caesar.
what's that, johnnie?	The money I bet it was nothing to get it clean, after you made such a fucking big deal ...
come on, pop, all i want to know is one thing.  just one thing after he made such a big deal out of it.  i bet it wasn't a big deal.  was it, caesar?	What's that, Johnnie?
so caesar, what did it total out at?	Two point one seventy-six.
glenlivet, right, gino?	I'll have whatever Violet's drinking.
you want to get into this now?	No, no, Caesar.  Not now.
you shouldn't have hit me.	You want to get into this now?
you hear that, bitch?  be quiet!	Here, put this in his mouth.
whoa, whoa.  come on, he's making too much noise.	You hear that, bitch?  Be quiet!
i can't.  i can't.	Give it to me.
gimme the gun.	I can't.  I can't.
no!	Gimme the gun.
we're family, caesar.	No!
stay away!	We're family, Caesar.
no, caesar, gimme the gun.	Stay away!
sit down, gino!	No, Caesar, gimme the gun.
you aim a gun at me?!  do you know who i am?!  i am gino marzzone.  you understand?	Sit down, Gino!
no, gino!	You aim a gun at me?!  Do you know who I am?!  I am Gino Marzzone.  You understand?
caesar!	Gino, your son stole this money to set me up and I can prove it.  Violet!
caesar?  what is this?	Ask Johnnie!  Ask your rat-fuck son!
we know how this was done, eh?	Yeah, I know.
what are you going to do, v?  shoot me?  kill me in cold blood?  i don't think so.  i'll tell you why.  if you had it in you to pull that trigger, you would have done it a long time ago.  if i was you, i would have killed me the minute i brought the money home.  but you didn't and i know why, because you don't want to kill me.  do you, v?  do you? no, i know you don't.	Caesar, you don't know shit.
caesar, don't.	What are you going to do, V?  Shoot me?  Kill me in cold blood?  I don't think so.  I'll tell you why.  If you had it in you to pull that trigger, you would have done it a long time ago.  If I was you, I would have killed me the minute I brought the money home.  But you didn't and I know why, because you don't want to kill me.  Do you, V?  Do you? No, I know you don't.
you know he would have done you, too.	I knew I couldn't trust you.
i should have let him kill you.	You know he would have done you, too.
now that's teamwork.	I should have let him kill you.
tell them i'm at st. mary's off the kennedy, in the waiting room, but stay on the phone until i come out.	Sure, Gino, sure.
yes, i understand.	Tell them I'm at St. Mary's off the Kennedy, in the waiting room, but stay on the phone until I come out.
i want what's mine, half the money. we get rid of mickey, no one else dies.  no one.  say yes, i understand.	Yes, I understand.
i'm listening.	I want what's mine, half the money. We get rid of Mickey, no one else dies.  No one.  Say yes, I understand.
we make a deal or i come out and hand this phone to mickey.	I'm listening.
they're all fine.  just bruises and shit.	Now you listen to me, asshole, I know your gun is behind the bar ...
but everybody is all right.	They're all fine.  Just bruises and shit.
they were in a car accident.	But everybody is all right.
we were in a car accident --	They were in a car accident.
holy shit, i don't believe it!  we've been going crazy over here, gino!	Good boy.
you're blowing your only chance. act like i'm gino.	Holy shit, I don't believe it!  We've been going crazy over here, Gino!
what?	You're blowing your only chance. Act like I'm Gino.
bullshit, you killed him.  not me. you did it because you couldn't stand the thought of johnnie fucking you.	Shut up!
i had to.  you made me.	Bullshit, you killed him.  Not me. You did it because you couldn't stand the thought of Johnnie fucking you.
you murdered gino!	I had to.  You made me.
you betrayed me!	You murdered Gino!
saved me?  you don't even know me. you used me, caesar, just like i used you.  all part of the business.	You betrayed me!
ha!  what a load of crap.  look at yourself, caesar.  you're a thug. |you launder money for the mob.  you rent women like you rented this apartment.	Saved me?  You don't even know me. You used me, Caesar, just like I used you.  All part of the business.
i saved you.	Ha!  What a load of crap.  Look at yourself, Caesar.  You're a thug. |You launder money for the mob.  You rent women like you rented this apartment.
what did she do to you?	Everything you couldn't.
shut up, violet.	Let us go and we'll make a deal.
you need the money just like we do.	Shut up, Violet.
don't try to tell me what to do.	You need the money just like we do.
caesar, stop acting like an asshole and think --	Don't try to tell me what to do.
stupid cunt!	Caesar, stop acting like an asshole and think --
violet!	Not until he has the money!
he can't kill you --	Violet!
shut up, violet!	He can't kill you --
don't tell him --	Shut up, Violet!
where is the money?	Don't tell him --
i can use johnnie's car, dump it in lake michigan ...  i need plastic bags ...  tape and rope ...	Just hurry.
we're going to need some time.	Who are you going to call?
what are you doing?	We're going to need some time.
i don't know.  it could be anywhere. we don't even know if he was alone. please, caesar, we don't have much time.  let's get out of here.	What are you doing?
where, then?	I don't know.  it could be anywhere. We don't even know if he was alone. Please, Caesar, we don't have much time.  Let's get out of here.
it's not here, caesar.	Where, then?
fuck!  fuck!  fuck!	Caesar, someone could see us out here.
caesar, what are we going to do?	They're just cops.  Stall them as long as you can.
fuck.	Caesar, what are we going to do?
what happened to them?	I don't know.  We may never know, but I'm going to guess it was a job, maybe the Karpoli family.
no i didn't.  not if his body disappears and not if the money is still here.  then they never showed up.	What happened to them?
caesar, you just killed gino marzzone.	No I didn't.  Not if his body disappears and not if the money is still here.  Then they never showed up.
once we have the money, then none of this ever happened.	Caesar, you just killed Gino Marzzone.
what?	Once we have the money, then none of this ever happened.
what do you think we're going to do? we have to find the money.	What?
caesar, what are you going to do?	What do you think we're going to do? We have to find the money.
...  maybe three hours.	Caesar, what are you going to do?
tell them!  tell them!	For Christ's sake, Johnnie, do what he says.
caesar ...	Shut up, Violet!  This is between me and Johnnie.
all right, johnnie, you want to play it this way, i can play it this way. you want to know who made a mistake, why don't you open the case.	Caesar ...
you don't, you can't believe that ...	I've seen the way he looks at you. He's always wanted you.  Maybe two million dollars finally bought you.
it would have been so easy to let him in as you went out.	You don't, you can't believe that ...
maybe it is, maybe it isn't.  maybe you dropped the scotch by accident. maybe you didn't.	It would have been so easy to let him in as you went out.
caesar, this is crazy.	Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.  Maybe you dropped the Scotch by accident. Maybe you didn't.
if you're not with me, violet, then i have to assume you're against me.	Caesar, this is crazy.
violet, i won't let you leave.	If you're not with me, Violet, then I have to assume you're against me.
bullshit!  you don't need me!  you've never needed me!  i can't help you! understand?!  i have to get out.	Violet, I won't let you leave.
i need you ...	Bullshit!  You don't need me!  You've never needed me!  I can't help you! Understand?!  I have to get out.
the hell i can't!	I need you ...
you can't leave.	The hell I can't!
see, right now he doesn't know that i know, that's why he put the paper in the case.  he wants me to hand the case to gino.  then there is no doubt it was me.  gino will put a bullet in me himself.  but it ain't going to happen.  i won't let it! johnnie ain't going to fuck me!  not like this!  no way!	This is insane!
no.	See, right now he doesn't know that I know, that's why he put the paper in the case.  He wants me to hand the case to Gino.  Then there is no doubt it was me.  Gino will put a bullet in me himself.  But it ain't going to happen.  I won't let it! Johnnie ain't going to fuck me!  Not like this!  No way!
he didn't see you, did he?	No.
he didn't have that much time.  he had to pick up gino.  i bet you he's got it with him.  i bet it's in the car.	He didn't see you, did he?
but it could be anywhere.	He didn't have that much time.  He had to pick up Gino.  I bet you he's got it with him.  I bet it's in the car.
no.  johnnie's got it.  all i got to do is get it back.	But it could be anywhere.
the money?  the money's gone.	No.  Johnnie's got it.  All I got to do is get it back.
i got it!  i know what i got to do! i got to get the money.	The money?  The money's gone.
goddammit, violet!  would you just leave me the fuck alone!  please! leave!  now!	All right, Caesar.
i mean it, caesar, forget johnnie, forget the money, let's just go now, before it's too late --	Goddammit, Violet!  Would you just leave me the fuck alone!  Please! Leave!  Now!
violet, please!	I mean it, Caesar, forget Johnnie, forget the money, let's just go now, before it's too late --
caesar, maybe we should run --	Violet, please!
got to think this through ...	Caesar, maybe we should run --
so what?!  so fucking what?  use your head, violet.  the money is gone.  gino is coming here to get it.  you think he's going to believe me if i tell him his piss-hole son stole it!  is that what you think? i don't.  you know what i think?  i think i'm a dead man.  i'm one in the brain.  that's what i think!	Caesar, what are we going to do?
but you know he did it.	So what?!  So fucking what?  Use your head, Violet.  The money is gone.  Gino is coming here to get it.  You think he's going to believe me if I tell him his piss-hole son stole it!  Is that what you think? I don't.  You know what I think?  I think I'm a dead man.  I'm one in the brain.  That's what I think!
i hate that little fuck!  i hate him!  i hate him!  i should've done him!	But you know he did it.
jesus christ, violet!  open your fucking eyes!  johnnie hates me like i hate him!	I hate that little fuck!  I hate him!  I hate him!  I should've done him!
why?  why would johnnie do this?	Jesus Christ, Violet!  Open your fucking eyes!  Johnnie hates me like I hate him!
it's impossible!	Caesar, I know Johnnie.  It was him. I screamed when I saw him.  I couldn't believe I missed them.  I knew you were going to be upset so I thought I'd apologize and give Gino the Scotch.  I honked a couple of times but he didn't stop.
it was him.  i'm positive.	It's impossible!
it couldn't have been.	It was him.  I'm positive.
i was getting out of the car when i saw him in the mercedes.	It couldn't have been.
what?	I was getting out of the car when I saw him in the Mercedes.
because i just saw johnnie downstairs.	What?
why?	Because I just saw Johnnie downstairs.
that doesn't make any sense.	Why?
no!  they're still on their way.	That doesn't make any sense.
you mean they weren't up here?	No!  They're still on their way.
what are you, drunk?	You mean they weren't up here?
they just left, didn't they?	What are you, drunk?
what are you talking about?	They just left, didn't they?
they were early.	What are you talking about?
there's no time.	Don't be silly, Caesar.  It'll take five minutes.
don't worry, i'll get some more.	There's no time.
i'm sorry.  it was an accident.	Don't worry, I'll get some more.
fuck!  fuck!  how did you ...  awwww goddammit!	I'm sorry.  It was an accident.
where the hell's the laundry detergent?	Ummm ...  in the linen closet.
i told them to run it through the cycles.  but i guess gino has plans for it because he's coming here tomorrow night to pick this shit up.	Where the hell's the laundry detergent?
what are you going to do with it?	I told them to run it through the cycles.  But I guess Gino has plans for it because he's coming here tomorrow night to pick this shit up.
just look at this mess i got to deal with.	What are you going to do with it?
caesar, what happened?	It was unbelievable!  Un-fucking- believable!
caesar, i'm serious.  this is too much.  i have to get out of here.	Why?  'Cause you know him?
what?  oh, come on, i didn't use one of the good towels.	Caesar, I'm serious.  This is too much.  I have to get out of here.
caesar, i'm leaving.	What?  Oh, come on, I didn't use one of the good towels.
that's none of your goddamn business, caesar.	You're right.  You don't have to tell me, if you don't want to.  I just hope you understand you're among good people here.
not bad.  what for?	That's none of your goddamn business, Caesar.
jesus, caesar!	What?  It ain't no big fuckin' deal. I know who Don hires.  Did you know he did time himself?
so, you just got out?	Jesus, Caesar!
she's doing the work herself.	No shit.  Bianchinni hired you?  You know he's a good friend of mine. |Family, really.
caesar, this is corky.  corky, caesar.	I'm sorry, Christ, I thought ... it's fucking dark in here.
oh, shit ...	Caesar, this is Corky.  Corky, Caesar.
what the fuck is going on?	Oh, shit ...
i didn't expect --	What the fuck is going on?
all part of the business.	All part of the business.
we make our own choices, we pay our own prices.	All part of the business.
try to keep the extra batteries for your aid around.	Good idea.
i'm going to make myself a drink, if that's okay?	Go right ahead, sir.
not on duty, sorry.	Oh, right.
fuck, this happened before.  it's this shitty ear.  born with it.  the batteries wore out in my aid.  i'm sorry.	It's all right, sir.
how's it going tonight, fellas?	Pretty good, sir.
why?	I could be lying.
you can't kill me yet.	Why?
no.	When I reach ten, then I'll start with you.
i'm going to ask you where the money is.  every time you don't give me an answer, i'm going to cut off one finger.	No.
where is it?	Either pull the trigger or get that thing out of my face.
lick me.	Where is it?
now, where the fuck is my money?	Lick me.
another time.	Sure.
my brushes, i have to clean my brushes.  thanks, though.	Another time.
what?  how about a drink?	My brushes, I have to clean my brushes.  Thanks, though.
i should be going.	What?  How about a drink?
good.  i hate to worry.  i got ulcers.	I should be going.
how many'd you do?	Five.
you're helping rajeev?	No.  Rajeev's in India.
you planned this whole thing, didn't you?	Where's the fucking money?
call me as soon as you get him.	Leave your phone on the hook.
you got the key?	Oh yeah.  Violet!
un-fucking-believable.  i called those highway patrol dumb fucks.	Ssh!  I can't hear Gino!
it's gino!  it's gino!	Where in the hell is he?
the key, yeah, the key's in my pants in the bathroom.	Fuck it, I don't need the key.
hey, caesar, where's the key?	The key, yeah, the key's in my pants in the bathroom.
is that the money?	Yeah, that's it.
sure, cease.  they make us do stupid things, don't they.	Is that the money?
actually, yeah, she was nervous about gino coming, wanted everything to look right.  you know women, mick.	Sure, Cease.  They make us do stupid things, don't they.
yeah.	Why'd you move all the furniture around?
cease, can i ask you something?	Yeah.
hey, if violet was helping me relax, i'd probably do the same thing.	Cease, can I ask you something?
oh christ, the phone ...  that was a fucking stupid thing to do, wasn't it?	Hey, if Violet was helping me relax, I'd probably do the same thing.
i started thinking maybe it's about the money so i call you, but all i get is the busy signal.  i figure the phone is off the hook, that's why i come rushing over here.	Oh Christ, the phone ...  That was a fucking stupid thing to do, wasn't it?
we went over to johnnie's place just to check it out and it was busted up, bad.	I started thinking maybe it's about the money so I call you, but all I get is the busy signal.  I figure the phone is off the hook, that's why I come rushing over here.
me?  why?	We went over to Johnnie's place just to check it out and it was busted up, Bad.
we was worried about you, cease.	Me?  Why?
shit, mick, come on in, let me get you a drink.  sit down, lou.	We was worried about you, Cease.
that violet is one nice lady.  wish someone would help me relax.	Shit, Mick, come on in, let me get you a drink.  Sit down, Lou.
yeah, it was violet's idea.  i was so wound up about gino, she was trying to help me relax.	That Violet is one nice lady.  Wish someone would help me relax.
i was buzzing, i was knocking, but i guess you couldn't hear me on account of being in the shower.	Yeah, it was Violet's idea.  I was so wound up about Gino, she was trying to help me relax.
i thought i heard someone knocking.	I was buzzing, I was knocking, but I guess you couldn't hear me on account of being in the shower.
no, cease.  there was no answer.	I thought I heard someone knocking.
yeah, mick.  i've got the money. i'm staring right at it.	Good.  Sit tight.  I'll call you.
caesar, you still got the money?	Yeah, Mick.  I've got the money. I'm staring right at it.
okay, sure, mick.	Caesar, you still got the money?
okay.  let me call around.  i'll see what i can do.  don't go anywhere, okay?	Okay, sure, Mick.
no.  i don't know where they are.  i even called over at johnnie's, but no answer.	Okay.  Let me call around.  I'll see what I can do.  Don't go anywhere, okay?
what?  they ain't there?	No.  I don't know where they are.  I even called over at Johnnie's, but no answer.
mick, i know it's late, but there is a problem.  they haven't shown up yet.	What?  They ain't there?
yeah?	Hey, Mickey.
caesar, didn't i tell you to get something?	Sure, Mickey.  Sure.
mickey, why is johnnie here?  you know how i feel about that fucking psycho.	Caesar, didn't I tell you to get something?
are you okay, violet?	Mickey, why is Johnnie here?  You know how I feel about that fucking psycho.
now why don't you go watch some tv or something?	Are you okay, Violet?
this is a beautiful place.	...  thank you.
i'm sorry, it's just you hear stories.	You did the right thing.
see?  we're for real.	I'm sorry, it's just you hear stories.
ma'am, you have to open the door.	All right.
how do i know you are cops?	Ma'am, you have to open the door.
no joke, ma'am.  please open the door.	How do I know you are cops?
gunfire?  is this a joke?	No joke, ma'am.  Please open the door.
we had a report of gunfire, so if you could --	Gunfire?  Is this a joke?
hello?	This is the police, ma'am.
no.	...  Me neither.
you know what the difference is between us, violet?	No.
how'd it go?	I'm here, aren't I?
hey.	How'd it go?
hey.	Hey.
i'm sorry, corky ...	Don't be sorry.  Help me.
i was so afraid you ...	You don't quit on me, Violet, and I won't quit on you.
i'm still here.	I was so afraid you ...
oh, thank god.	I'm still here.
okay, all right.	We're almost there, Violet.  just hang on.
listen, if he doesn't run, all you have to do is break down, go to your bedroom and pack some things, start crying, saying you love him but you can't do it.  you're sorry but you have to leave and just walk out.	okay, all right.
oh, christ, i got to get out of here!	Listen, if he doesn't run, all you have to do is break down, go to your bedroom and pack some things, start crying, saying you love him but you can't do it.  You're sorry but you have to leave and just walk out.
that means he probably will kill johnnie.	Oh, Christ, I got to get out of here!
what if he doesn't run?	That means he probably will kill Johnnie.
it's all right, violet.  it's working. all we got to do is wait him out and see what he does.	What if he doesn't run?
believes it!  jesus, it's driving him crazy.  he wants to kill him.  i don't know, corky, i don't know what he is going to do.  i'm getting nervous, really nervous.	It's all right, Violet.  It's working. All we got to do is wait him out and see what he does.
that's okay, as long as he believes it was johnnie.	Believes it!  Jesus, it's driving him crazy.  He wants to kill him.  I don't know, Corky, I don't know what he is going to do.  I'm getting nervous, really nervous.
he totally freaked.  i've never seen him like this.  he's out of his fucking mind.	That's okay, as long as he believes it was Johnnie.
what happened?	He totally freaked.  I've never seen him like this.  He's out of his fucking mind.
it's me.	What happened?
i won't.	I think we're going to find out.
i had a partner and she fucked me.	I won't.
every job like this has moments where things don't go so well and everyone starts thinking about their own ass. it's in those moments that everything comes together or falls apart.	I had a partner and she fucked me.
if you're this goddamn smart, how did you ever get caught?	Every job like this has moments where things don't go so well and everyone starts thinking about their own ass. It's in those moments that everything comes together or falls apart.
thank you.	If you're this goddamn smart, how did you ever get caught?
jesus, that's beautiful.	Thank you.
you'll be clean and we'll be rich.	Jesus, that's beautiful.
if he runs, everyone will assume he took the money.	You'll be clean and we'll be rich.
he'll have to run.	If he runs, everyone will assume he took the money.
if it's real enough, he'll believe it, because deep down he'll want to.	C!  Shit, I'm sorry!
because of what you are going to tell him.  you have to make it as real as you can.  the moment you open the door with the scotch in your hand, you will be covered, and that moment is the most important moment in the plan.	If it's real enough, he'll believe it, because deep down he'll want to.
why?	Because of what you are going to tell him.  You have to make it as real as you can.  The moment you open the door with the Scotch in your hand, you will be covered, and that moment is the most important moment in the plan.
not caesar.	Why?
i still don't see how i'm going to get clean with the money in the apartment.  everyone will think i did it.	Not Caesar.
the same way i'll know that you went to scotch.  trust.	I still don't see how I'm going to get clean with the money in the apartment.  Everyone will think I did it.
when i get the scotch, how do i know you won't take off?	The same way I'll know that you went to Scotch.  Trust.
there is no going back.	When I get the Scotch, how do I know you won't take off?
i'm just asking, what if?	If he does ...
trust me, violet.	I'm just asking, what if?
you can't know for certain that he won't see you.	Trust me, Violet.
he won't.	You can't know for certain that he won't see you.
what if he sees you?	He won't.
an accident.	Shit!  Oh shit!
and as you do, the bottle will slip from your hands.  -- and shatter against the hardwood floor.	An accident.
where will you be?	Waiting in the apartment next door.
we want him to come down, to relax, feel in control again.	Poor boy, has to work so hard.
gino travels with a big man named roy.  caesar calls him the driver.	Fine.
any bodyguards?	Gino travels with a big man named Roy.  Caesar calls him the driver.
the plane is in at seven, so i'd say about eight.	Any bodyguards?
what time did you say they would be there?	The plane is in at seven, so I'd say about eight.
what did gino drink?	Scotch, Glenlivet.  I remember that Caesar made a huge deal about it.
gino doesn't know english, or at least he pretends he doesn't, so he doesn't talk much.  he gets right to the point.  both times they talked for about five minutes, had one drink and then they left.	What did Gino drink?
it's getting better and better. keep going.	Gino doesn't know English, or at least he pretends he doesn't, so he doesn't talk much.  He gets right to the point.  Both times they talked for about five minutes, had one drink and then they left.
he does it right in front of him.	It's getting better and better. Keep going.
has caesar ever seen him?	He does it right in front of him.
johnnie hits on anything in high heels.	Has Caesar ever seen him?
does johnnie hit on you?	Johnnie hits on anything in high heels.
not much, really.  caesar was nervous, kept cleaning the apartment.  |the first time, he picked out the dress he wanted me to wear.	Does Johnnie hit on you?
what happened?	Not much, really.  Caesar was nervous, kept cleaning the apartment.  |The first time, he picked out the dress he wanted me to wear.
yeah, twice.	What happened?
gino marzzone is coming to your apartment.  it's a big deal, isn't it?  that means caesar will be ready. he doesn't want to look like an idiot. gino has been there before?	Yeah, twice.
yeah.	Sweet Jesus.
and johnnie is his son, that's johnnie marzzone?	Yeah.
yeah.	And Johnnie is his son, that's Johnnie Marzzone?
gino marzzone is coming tonight to pick up the money?	Yeah.
...  shit.	Gino Marzzone is coming tonight to pick up the money?
that's his brother.	...  shit.
marzzone?  as in angelo marzzone, head of the marzzone family?	That's his brother.
gino marzzone.	Marzzone?  As in Angelo Marzzone, head of the Marzzone family?
who is gino?	Gino Marzzone.
it started way before i was around. i think basically it's because he thinks johnnie is a complete idiot. but johnnie runs chicago because gino is his father.	Who is Gino?
why?	It started way before I was around. I think basically it's because he thinks Johnnie is a complete idiot. But Johnnie runs Chicago because Gino is his father.
like each other?  they hate each other.	Why?
it sounded like he and caesar don't like each other.	Like each other?  They hate each other.
johnnie?	It sounded like he and Caesar don't like each other.
all right, now, tell me about johnnie.	Johnnie?
good.	All right, now, tell me about Johnnie.
yes.	Good.
does the case lock?	Yes.
it's in a case, on his desk.	Does the case lock?
and where is it now?	In his office.  I saw it this morning.
what?	To let it dry.
he hung it up.	What?
then what?  exactly.	He hung it up.
yeah.	Then what?  Exactly.
you said he washed the money?	Yeah.
do you think you know me like that?	I think ...
the difference is, i can have sex with someone i just met, someone i hardly know, but to steal i need to know someone like i know myself.	Do you think you know me like that?
is that what you think?	I'm just making a point.  You have no idea what you're asking.  How much trust two people need to do something like this.
all you would need to keep yourself clean would be someone unconnected, someone like me.	Is that what you think?
i didn't say that, but since you did, let's say that you are.  it would have been easy to set shelly up.  you could have got him killed knowing that caesar would bring the money to the apartment.	All you would need to keep yourself clean would be someone unconnected, someone like me.
you think i'm lying?	I didn't say that, but since you did, let's say that you are.  It would have been easy to set Shelly up.  You could have got him killed knowing that Caesar would bring the money to the apartment.
all right, let's say for the moment that i believe everything you are saying.	You think I'm lying?
i am, but ...	All right, let's say for the moment that I believe everything you are saying.
that's why i need your help.  you said you were good.	I am, but ...
these people are serious, violet. if you want to know how serious, ask shelly.  they're worse than any cop because they have lots of money and no rules.  you fuck them, you've got to do it right.	That's why I need your help.  You said you were good.
wait a minute.  wait a minute.  do you have any idea what you are saying? you are asking me to help you fuck the mob.	These people are serious, Violet. If you want to know how serious, ask Shelly.  They're worse than any cop because they have lots of money and no rules.  You fuck them, you've got to do it right.
caesar will bring it to the apartment to count and go through |shelly's books to figure out how he did it.	Wait a minute.  Wait a minute.  Do you have any idea what you are saying? You are asking me to help you fuck the mob.
shelly said it was over two million dollars.	Caesar will bring it to the apartment to count and go through |Shelly's books to figure out how he did it.
how much money?	Shelly said it was over two million dollars.
caesar is going to get the money and bring --	How much money?
what choice?	If those quarters fell to the floor, would you still reach up to that cash register?
you made a choice once.  do you think you would make that same choice again?	What choice?
for what?	You made a choice once.  Do you think you would make that same choice again?
i want out.  i want a new life.  i see what i've been waiting for, but i need you, corky.	For what?
mickey?	He's the part of the business that the rest of them pretend to be. |But Mickey doesn't like it like they do.  I suppose that's why he's good at it.
caesar lives for these moments.  he tells me it's just the business, but i know it's more than that.  he likes it.  the violence.  i'll catch him in the bathroom mirror touching his scars.  he says they remind him who he his.  they're all like that. except maybe mickey.	Mickey?
maybe he did.  he would brag to me all the time.  he was never afraid of caesar because he didn't know him.  not like i do.	Caesar lives for these moments.  He tells me it's just the business, but I know it's more than that.  He likes it.  The violence.  I'll catch him in the bathroom mirror touching his scars.  He says they remind him who he his.  They're all like that. Except maybe Mickey.
sounds like he wanted to get caught.	Maybe he did.  He would brag to me all the time.  He was never afraid of Caesar because he didn't know him.  Not like I do.
for shelly, taking the money was a way to take from caesar.  he could have run at any time, but he didn't because he didn't want out.	Sounds like he wanted to get caught.
that's what he told himself.  but it wasn't even about me, it was about caesar.  he wanted what caesar had. that's how they are.  i understand them.	For Shelly, taking the money was a way to take from Caesar.  He could have run at any time, but he didn't because he didn't want out.
he was in love with you, right?	That's what he told himself.  But it wasn't even about me, it was about Caesar.  He wanted what Caesar had. That's how they are.  I understand them.
yes.	He was in love with you, right?
even though he knew about you?	Yes.
shelly was skimming from the business. he came to see me yesterday because he was afraid caesar figured it out. he wanted to run but he wanted me to come with him.	Even though he knew about you?
fuck it!  i think you better leave.	I think so, too.
i suppose he just wants to watch.	Fuck it!  I think you better leave.
no.  shelly knows what i am.  he saw me in a bar with another woman.	I suppose he just wants to watch.
don't tell me, you're a workaholic.	No.  Shelly knows what I am.  He saw me in a bar with another woman.
you mean shelly?	Don't tell me, you're a workaholic.
what about that guy this morning?	You mean Shelly?
we make our own choices and we pay our own prices.  i think we're more alike than you want to admit.	What about that guy this morning?
what was it then?	Work.
all my life, everyone has been telling me that when i have sex, i'm not really having sex.  not real sex. but they're wrong.  i know what is and isn't sex and what you heard was definitely not sex.	What was it then?
what the fuck was it?	All my life, everyone has been telling me that when I have sex, I'm not really having sex.  Not real sex. But they're wrong.  I know what is and isn't sex and what you heard was definitely not sex.
what you heard wasn't sex.	What the fuck was it?
for christ's sake, violet!  i heard you!  thin walls, remember?	What you heard wasn't sex.
i don't.	For Christ's sake, Violet!  I heard you!  Thin walls, remember?
what are you saying?  that you don't have sex with men?	I don't.
i know what i am.  i don't need to have it tattooed on my shoulder.	What are you saying?  That you don't have sex with men?
is that what her daddy tells her?	I know what I am.  I don't need to have it tattooed on my shoulder.
oh no, she's nothing like you.  she's a lot smarter than you.	Is that what her daddy tells her?
let me guess.  this is where you tell me that what matters is on the inside.  that inside you, there is a little dyke just like me?	Oh no, she's nothing like you.  She's a lot smarter than you.
because it's the truth.	Let me guess.  This is where you tell me that what matters is on the inside.  That inside you, there is a little dyke just like me?
how can you sit in that bed and say that?	Because it's the truth.
we're not that different, corky.	How can you sit in that bed and say that?
i know!  you can't understand, because we're different, violet.  we're different.	We're not that different, Corky.
i don't understand - ?	I know!  You can't understand, because we're different, Violet.  We're different.
i'm not afraid of anything.	I don't understand - ?
what are you afraid of?	I'm not afraid of anything.
if there is one thing i can't stand about sleeping with women, it's all the fucking mind reading.	What are you afraid of?
you didn't want to see me, did you?	If there is one thing I can't stand about sleeping with women, it's all the fucking mind reading.
shit, here we go.	You didn't want to see me, did you?
yes there is.  i felt it this morning when i brought you the coffee.	Shit, here we go.
nothing.	Yes there is.  I felt it this morning when I brought you the coffee.
what's wrong?	Nothing.
i'm glad you did.	So am I.
i guess i wanted to.	I'm glad you did.
you didn't have to tell me if you didn't want to.	I guess I wanted to.
i'm already in your bed.	My cellmate would say she did her time for getting caught.  She was always more honest than me.
that's what i tell someone when i'm trying to get them in my bed.	I'm already in your bed.
the redistribution of wealth?	That's what I tell someone when I'm trying to get them in my bed.
isn't that what you wanted to know? what i did time for?	The redistribution of wealth?
what?	Isn't that what you wanted to know? What I did time for?
the redistribution of wealth.	What?
yes, it is.	The redistribution of wealth.
five years is a long time.	Yes, it is.
almost five years.	Five years is a long time.
how long have you been with him?	Almost five years.
basically.	How long have you been with him?
he's a launderer?	Basically.
they took over a club i was working at.  caesar started managing it.	He's a launderer?
how did you meet him?	They took over a club I was working at.  Caesar started managing it.
funny, nobody calls it that anymore. caesar calls it "the |business."	How did you meet him?
no.	Funny, nobody calls it that anymore. Caesar calls it "The |Business."
you have to ask?	No.
caesar's mafia, isn't he?	You have to ask?
tell me about it.	Caesar's Mafia, isn't he?
...  i needed that.	Tell me about it.
i wanted to apologize.	Don't apologize, please.  I can't stand women who apologize for wanting sex.
look, i don't think this is a good idea.	I wanted to apologize.
i had to see you.	Look, I don't think this is a good idea.
no.	...  yes.
if i say yes, will you take your hand away?	No.
you dropped that earring down the drain on purpose, didn't you?	If I say yes, will you take your hand away?
why?	Because I want to.  I've wanted to since I first saw you in the elevator.
isn't it obvious?  i'm trying to seduce you.	Why?
maybe.	I have a tattoo, would you like to see it?
are you surprised that i know what it is?	Maybe.
curious, maybe.	Curious?  That's funny, I'm feeling a bit curious myself right now.
you seem uncomfortable.  do i make you nervous, corky?	No.
a beer?	A beer.  Of course.
what do you want?	A beer?
okay, one drink.	What do you want?
thank you so much.  you have to let me pay you something --	No.  Mr. Bianchinni asked me to do it.  I did it.
do you have a pot or a bucket?	Sure.
i told bianchinni i would take a look.  is it that sink?	Do you have a pot or a bucket?
i'm sorry, look, forget it.  i shouldn't have called...	I told Bianchinni I would take a look.  Is it that sink?
he said you lost something.	Yeah, come on in.
i'm sorry, i usually would call rajeev, but i didn't know what to do so i called mr. bianchinni.	He said you lost something.
not exactly.	I'm sorry, I usually would call Rajeev, but I didn't know what to do so I called Mr. Bianchinni.
oh no.  shit.  i didn't know he would call you.  god, you must think |i'm a total nuisance.	Not exactly.
thanks.	My pleasure.
i should be going.  you can drop the cup off anytime.	Thanks.
oh no, no.  i'm not the marrying kind.	I should be going.  You can drop the cup off anytime.
caesar is your husband?	Oh no, no.  I'm not the marrying kind.
no, but caesar does.  he likes him. says he's a good italian.	Caesar is your husband?
do you know him?	No, but Caesar does.  He likes him. Says he's a good Italian.
oh, really.	Do you know him?
i don't, really.  i was referred to him.	Oh, really.
so, how do you know the owner, mr. bianchinni?	I don't, really.  I was referred to him.
i knew it.	So, how do you know the owner, Mr. Bianchinni?
'63 chevy.	I knew it.
truck.  of course.	'63 Chevy.
truck.	Truck.  Of course.
yeah.	That is so amazing.  I'm in awe of people who can fix things.  My dad was like that.  We never had anything new.  Whenever something broke he would open it up, tinker with it and it would work.  His hands were magic.
you're doing everything yourself?	Yeah.
no, no trouble.  there's other work to do.	You're doing everything yourself?
yes, it really causes problems. sometimes it's like you're in the same room.  but if it's too much trouble, i understand ...	No, no trouble.  There's other work to do.
are they really?	Yes, it really causes problems. Sometimes it's like you're in the same room.  But if it's too much trouble, I understand ...
no, it isn't your fault.  the walls here are just so thin.	Are they really?
oh, i'm sorry --	No, it isn't your fault.  The walls here are just so thin.
yeah, see, i'm kind of a night person, so i was wondering if it wasn't a terrible inconvenience if you could wait a bit before using power tools.	Oh, I'm sorry --
a favor?	Yeah, see, I'm kind of a night person, so I was wondering if it wasn't a terrible inconvenience if you could wait a bit before using power tools.
my pleasure ...  but to be honest, i did have a slightly ulterior motive here.  i was wondering if i could ask a small favor?	A favor?
mmmm ...  thanks, i needed this.	My pleasure ...  but to be honest, I did have a slightly ulterior motive here.  I was wondering if I could ask a small favor?
good guess.	Mmmm ...  thanks, I needed this.
i guessed you were straight black.	Good guess.
pretty much.  one day at a time.	I guessed you were straight black.
so this is temporary for you?	Pretty much.  One day at a time.
oh, he went home to india, but as far as i know he'll be back.	So this is temporary for you?
rajeev, the man who usually works on the building.	Oh, he went home to India, but as far as I know he'll be back.
who?	Rajeev, the man who usually works on the building.
yeah, sure.  i'm corky.	I heard you working in here and I just wondered if you'd like a cup of coffee?
hi.  my name is violet.  we sort of met in the elevator --	Yeah, sure.  I'm Corky.
johnnie, what did i say?	Pop, this is important to me.  It's a simple question.  if he would just answer the question, that's the end of it.
unbelievable.  can you believe that, violet?	Hey, Johnnie ...
done.  we go now.	Jesus Christ, Pop.  You got two hours until your plane leaves.
pop?	Caesar, come here.  Sit.  We talk now.  You too, Johnnie.
no, johnnie.  no goddamned phones. not now.	Pop?
hey, caesar!  you take care of this girl, or i find out!	You are as radiant as ever, Violet.
sure you're going to be okay?  i mean, if you're having second thoughts, my offer still stands.	Thanks, Mickey, but I need to get out, you know?  Get away from all of this.
i know you will.	Sure you're going to be okay?  I mean, if you're having second thoughts, my offer still stands.
i told you, the family doesn't want the police around.  we want to take care of it ourselves and we will. i'll find him.  i swear i will.	I know you will.
i will never understand it, mickey. you didn't even call the police.	I told you, the family doesn't want the police around.  We want to take care of it ourselves and we will. I'll find him.  I swear I will.
mickey!  oh god, mickey!	Violet?
oh my god.  was anyone hurt?	I think everything is okay.
violet, it's gino and johnnie.  they were in a car accident.	Oh my God.  Was anyone hurt?
mickey?  what are you doing here?	Violet, it's Gino and Johnnie.  They were in a car accident.
oh, god.	Caesar?  What the fuck time is it?
caesar wants me to stay.	Don't worry about Caesar.  I'll handle Caesar.  You just get out of here, okay?
you shouldn't have to see this.  why don't you get out of here?  go for a walk.	Caesar wants me to stay.
you just blew up a house in paris! this program is over.  call it off.	I can't call it off.  He's not responding.  Get out of my way.
you're not doing shit.  you're so scared you can't even think.	You just blew up a house in Paris! This program is over.  Call it off.
<u>no you're not</u>.  you're not going anywhere.  i'm shutting this down.	You're not doing shit.  You're so scared you can't even think.
i'm going to paris.	<u>No you're not</u>.  You're not going anywhere.  I'm shutting this down.
we don't know what we're into!	We're in the shitter, man!  Pick your poison.  Maybe he's in there to finish the job.  Maybe he's working for Wombosi.  Maybe they want to go on TV together.  Every possibility sucks -- we've got to move!
what do you want to do?	We don't know what we're into!
forget it.	What do you want to do?
-- that's what they're trained for -- just a surgical strike.	Forget it.
-- <u>inside</u> the house? --	-- that's what they're trained for -- just a surgical strike.
-- if we can get a clean shot --	-- <u>inside</u> the house? --
-- he went inside! --	-- if we can get a clean shot --
our last sighting was forty-eight hours ago.  even if they stayed in the car, the grid is huge.  this is it.  he's trained -- conditioned -- they're built to disappear.  you give him another day to run and we may never find him.	This doesn't go upstairs.
no.  we can't risk it.	Our last sighting was forty-eight hours ago.  Even if they stayed in the car, the grid is huge.  This is it.  He's trained -- conditioned -- they're built to disappear.  You give him another day to run and we may never find him.
what if he <u>is</u> working for someone else?  what if he turned?	Turn?  To who?  Where does he turn? What does he have to offer?  He's got nothing.  He's a killer.  He's a piece of equipment for crissake. Where's he gonna turn?
that was two hours -- two hours to get a second opinion -- and nothing changes.  he's loose.  he's out of control.  it's very clear what needs to happen.  i have work to do.	What if he <u>is</u> working for someone else?  What if he turned?
<u>this is an operations desk</u>.	I'm not asking.
i want a second opinion.	<u>This is an operations desk</u>.
we've been down here for two weeks banging our heads against the wall. we've been <u>sleeping</u> down here.  we just got our first lead fourteen hours ago, and now? -- now that we <u>finally</u> have something to work with -- you want to bring planning personnel down here?  i'd rethink that.	I want a second opinion.
yes, well, i think we need some fresh eyes on this problem.  i'm bringing in some people from upstairs.	We've been down here for two weeks banging our heads against the wall. We've been <u>sleeping</u> down here.  We just got our first lead fourteen hours ago, and now? -- now that we <u>finally</u> have something to work with -- you want to bring planning personnel down here?  I'd rethink that.
no.  pursuit <u>ends</u> when we know exactly where he is.	Yes, well, I think we need some fresh eyes on this problem.  I'm bringing in some people from upstairs.
pursuit would indicate that you know exactly where he is.	No.  Pursuit <u>ends</u> when we know exactly where he is.
we're exploring <u>every</u> possibility.  we are in pursuit.  how much more do you want me to tell you?	Pursuit would indicate that you know exactly where he is.
i'm assuming we're exploring that possibility.	We're exploring <u>every</u> possibility.  We are in pursuit.  How much more do you want me to tell you?
she's a gypsy.  if it's a cover, it's a great one.	I'm assuming we're exploring that possibility.
and what if i couldn't do that?	Then I'd have to explain Treadstone. And you'd have to explain how you let me get this far.  Doesn't sound like much of a Plan-B, does it?  We'll clean up the field.  You clean up your budgets.
you'd want to make that go away. you'd want to remind them that treadstone is a training organization.  that it's all theoretical.  you'd want to sign off on that.	And what if I couldn't do that?
they're putting together an agency oversight committee.  they're going to look through everyone's budgets. treadstone is a rather sizable line item in my ledger.  what am i going to do about that?	You'd want to make that go away. You'd want to remind them that Treadstone is a training organization.  That it's all theoretical.  You'd want to sign off on that.
i thought you were never going to do that.	They're putting together an agency oversight committee.  They're going to look through everyone's budgets. Treadstone is a rather sizable line item in my ledger.  What am I going to do about that?
yes.	I thought you were never going to do that.
you're asking me a direct question?	Yes.
we're talking about marseille. we're talking about nykwana wombosi. and i'm asking you if this abortion in marseille has anything to do with treadstone.  was this treadstone?	You're asking me a direct question?
i don't know what we're talking about.	We're talking about Marseille. We're talking about Nykwana Wombosi. And I'm asking you if this abortion in Marseille has anything to do with Treadstone.  Was this Treadstone?
storm clouds are gathering, ted. it looks like rain and i don't have a thing to wear.	I don't know what we're talking about.
...they won't let you go...	Why?
what do they want me to do?	...they won't let you go...
...someone said caffeine -- for a headache...doesn't seem...	What do they want me to do?
i think so.	...someone said caffeine -- for a headache...doesn't seem...
...what did you do?...you must've really fucked up...	I think so.
what is treadstone?	...what did you do?...you must've really fucked up...
...or in a car...when it's dark...something with the headlights...  ...pills, right?  treadstone had those pills...	What is Treadstone?
treadstone.	...or in a car...when it's dark...something with the headlights...  ...pills, right?  Treadstone had those pills...
...it's a problem...	Treadstone.
yes.	...it's a problem...
...headaches...you have that...i get such bad headaches...	Yes.
paris.  i live in paris...	...headaches...you have that...I get such bad headaches...
...which one are you?...	Paris.  I live in Paris...
treadstone?	...which one are you?...
who are you?  rome?  paris?  treadstone...both of us...i was warned but...	Treadstone?
what do you mean?	Who are you?  Rome?  Paris?  Treadstone...both of us...I was warned but...
i work alone.  like you...  ...we always work alone.	What do you mean?
i won't ask again.	I work alone.  Like you...  ...we always work alone.
jason...  they can't let you go...	That'll be their second worst mistake.
keep it.	Jason...  They can't let you go...
<u>there never was a jason bourne</u>.  you have to come with me.  it's the only way.  we can give it back to you...	Keep it.
jason bourne is dead.	<u>There never was a Jason Bourne</u>.  You have to come with me.  It's the only way.  We can give it back to you...
we have to go home, jason.	Jason Bourne is dead.
i don't think so.	We have to go home, Jason.
we'll make you better.  we can put the pieces back.  we can do that.	I don't think so.
that's all i get?	We'll make you better.  We can put the pieces back.  We can do that.
so it's time to go home.	That's all I get?
so now you know.	So it's time to go home.
of course.  we had to try.  we didn't know what was wrong.  we didn't know you were in trouble.	So now you know.
i know you've been trying to kill me.	Of course.  We had to try.  We didn't know what was wrong.  We didn't know you were in trouble.
they're right about you, aren't they?  you're fried.  you really don't know what's going on, do you?	I know you've been trying to kill me.
i don't know.	They're right about you, aren't they?  You're fried.  You really don't know what's going on, do you?
what did i do?  i spent thirty million dollars on you.  i spent three years finding you -- four years training you --  what did i do?  what in the name of god have you been doing, jason?	I don't know.
<u>what did you do to me</u>?	What did I do?  I spent thirty million dollars on you.  I spent three years finding you -- four years training you --  What did I do?  What in the name of God have you been doing, Jason?
am i treadstone?  me?  what the hell're you talking about?	<u>What did you do to me</u>?
are you treadstone?	Am I Treadstone?  Me?  What the hell're you talking about?
i don't know.	Get the kids out!
<u>was this a game or a fuck up</u>?	I don't know.
who do you think sent me?	I know who sent you.  I don't know why.  I learned many, many things from the CIA.  <u>Many</u> things.  I learned the way they think.  Was the bomb on my boat supposed to go off or not?
i think investment advice from a dead man, it's a bad idea.  how does it feel to be dead?	It's a lot more stressful than I thought.
mpg capital.	I think investment advice from a dead man, it's a bad idea.  How does it feel to be dead?
did you bring investment advice for me tonight?  it was tax shelters, wasn't it?  swiss debenture-swaps.	MPG Capital.
sir, you waited on line.	Yeah, I know...
look, maybe i should just...	Sir, you waited on line.
<u>do you have your passport, sir</u>?	Look, maybe I should just...
i have a passport.  i've got...  actually, it's a little complicated.	<u>Do you have your passport, sir</u>?
you have your passport?	I have a passport.  I've got...  Actually, it's a little complicated.
right.	You have your passport?
well, either you are, or you aren't.	Right.
yes.  i mean, i think so.  yes.  yes...	Well, either you are, or you aren't.
you're a u.s. citizen?	Yes.  I mean, I think so.  Yes.  Yes...
kane.  do you have mr. john michael kane?	One moment, sir.
-- hang on -- i need you to check another name for me -- hang on -- un moment, s'il vous plait --	Kane.  Do you have Mr. John Michael Kane?
-- sir? --	-- hang on -- I need you to check another name for me -- hang on -- un moment, s'il vous plait --
d'accord...  merci.  un moment -- un moment --	-- sir? --
one moment, please...  i'm afraid, i have no one by that name registered, sir.	D'accord...  Merci.  Un moment -- un moment --
yes, i'm...i'm looking for mr. jason bourne.	One moment, please...  I'm afraid, I have no one by that name registered, sir.
yes, sir...  how can i help you?	Yes, I'm...I'm looking for Mr. Jason Bourne.
paris?	Yes, sir...  How can I help you?
do you -- his brother -- do you have a phone number?	I think not...  No, I'm sorry.  It was very sudden. He was here very briefly.
it's very bad this.  terrible sad. such a young man.	Do you -- his brother -- do you have a phone number?
right.  yes.  of course.	It's very bad this.  Terrible sad. Such a young man.
his brother.  you know his brother?	Right.  Yes.  Of course.
who?  who came?	His brother.  You know his brother?
...we actually, we were unaware for several days that this had happened. when they came for his things, it was made known for us, you see?	Who?  Who came?
...i understand...	...we actually, we were unaware for several days that this had happened. When they came for his things, it was made known for us, you see?
there was an accident.  on the motorway.  apparently, he was killed instantly.  really, i'm terrible sorry to be the one to tell you this...	...I understand...
i have some very bad news for you, sir.  i'm terrible sorry to have to tell you this, but monsieur kane has passed away almost two weeks ago...	There was an accident.  On the motorway.  Apparently, he was killed instantly.  Really, I'm terrible sorry to be the one to tell you this...
yes.	I have some very bad news for you, sir.  I'm terrible sorry to have to tell you this, but Monsieur Kane has passed away almost two weeks ago...
you are a friend of his?	Yes.
yes.  is he there?	You are a friend of his?
you call about monsieur kane?  john michael kane?	Yes.  Is he there?
yes, i'm here...	You call about Monsieur Kane?  John Michael Kane?
bonjour?  monsieur?  allo...	Yes, I'm here...
let me get you a new copy of the proposal.	That'd be great.
i hadn't heard.	Let me get you a new copy of the proposal.
we also thought we hadn't heard from you -- we've had a bit of a publicity nightmare, people have been talking.  our offices were broken into -- vandalism mostly -- shortly after we last spoke.	I hadn't heard.
excuse me?	We also thought we hadn't heard from you -- we've had a bit of a publicity nightmare, people have been talking.  Our offices were broken into -- vandalism mostly -- shortly after we last spoke.
was it the break-in?	Excuse me?
okay.	Was it the break-in?
we just picked up a job quite like the one we were bidding for you. gorgeous boat, hundred-and-seventy- five-foot pleasure cruiser.  i think we learned a few things that might allow us to make our proposal for your job, as i said, a bit more competitive.	Okay.
yes.	We just picked up a job quite like the one we were bidding for you. Gorgeous boat, hundred-and-seventy- five-foot pleasure cruiser.  I think we learned a few things that might allow us to make our proposal for your job, as I said, a bit more competitive.
look, our bid -- it was competitive -- but definitely at the high end of competitive -- when we didn't hear back from you, we did some re-analysis of the numbers, and honestly, we'd really like a chance to do a bit better.  i'm assuming you're still in the market.  it's the same vessel?	Yes.
well, i mean it's a tough business, isn't it?  cutthroat.	Look, our bid -- it was competitive -- but definitely at the high end of competitive -- when we didn't hear back from you, we did some re-analysis of the numbers, and honestly, we'd really like a chance to do a bit better.  I'm assuming you're still in the market.  It's the same vessel?
did you?	Well, I mean it's a tough business, isn't it?  Cutthroat.
we thought you were gone for good.	Did you?
really.	We thought you were gone for good.
well...  i must admit, when my assistant told me you were here i was, really -- i was quite -- i was surprised.	Really.
thanks.	Well...  I must admit, when my assistant told me you were here I was, really -- I was quite -- I was surprised.
mr. kane...  come right in...please...have a seat.	Thanks.
you have id?	Not really.
think i could rent a scooter?	You have ID?
yes.	Think I could rent a scooter?
this your store?	Yes.
can i help you?	This your store?
what about you?	I'm gonna find the end of this.  I can't protect you.
i can't protect you anymore.	What about you?
what was i thinking, right?	I can't protect you anymore.
if you're lucky.  take it.  there's enough in there to make a life.  any life.  just get out now. get low.  stay low.  <u>take it</u>.	What was I thinking, right?
and that's it?	If you're lucky.  Take it.  There's enough in there to make a life.  Any life.  Just get out now. Get low.  Stay low.  <u>Take it</u>.
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we have to keep moving.	xxxxxx
who is it?	We have to keep moving.
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i won't let that happen.	xxxxxx
xxxxxx	I won't let that happen.
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stop where you are.	What?
xxxxxx	Stop where you are.
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you could do that?	Yes.  That's who I want to be.
it doesn't matter who you were before.  it's who you want to be. that's all that matters.  we have this money.  we have what we have.  i had nothing before and now, i don't know, maybe i have more, maybe it's nothing, but...  i say we leave here.  we leave this place.  we go until we can't go anymore.	You could do that?
<u>so what are we doing</u>?	Go back to the hotel.
i don't know.	<u>So what are we doing</u>?
what does that mean?  jason, what does that mean?  jason, please...who is he?	I don't know.
it's a name.  mr. wombosi owns a thirty million dollar yacht.  he's the proud owner of an alliance security package.  he also paid a visit to the morgue to see john michael kane.	What does that mean?  Jason, what does that mean?  Jason, please...who is he?
what is that?	It's a name.  Mr. Wombosi owns a thirty million dollar yacht.  He's the proud owner of an Alliance Security package.  He also paid a visit to the morgue to see John Michael Kane.
nykwana wombosi.	What is that?
-- i don't know what you're doing and you're scaring me -- what are you looking for? -- what just happened in there? --	Nykwana Wombosi.
i found it.  it took six calls.  i found kane.  i found the body.	Let's go --  We got to get away from this phone.
who paid the bill?	It's a company... MPG Capital.
you stayed there five times in the past six months.  but i didn't have time -- i could only get the bill from the last stay -- you were there for two days.  some room service -- there's half a dozen phone calls here so that's someth--	Who paid the bill?
-- we'll tell them what happened --	I don't know what happened!  I don't know who he is!  I don't know what he wants!  I don't even know who I am!  The only thing I know is that if I stay here, I'm never gonna find out!
-- forget it --	-- we'll tell them what happened --
-- there's two of us -- we'll tell them -- we'll just --	-- forget it --
-- how? --	-- there's two of us -- we'll tell them -- we'll just --
-- we'll explain it --	-- how? --
-- there's no time --	-- we'll explain it --
but the police --	-- there's no time --
you stay -- if you want, you stay -- it's okay -- it's better -- maybe it's better -- i don't know --  but i can't stay here.  <u>i can't</u>.	But the police --
oh, jesus...	You stay -- if you want, you stay -- it's okay -- it's better -- maybe it's better -- I don't know --  But I can't stay here.  <u>I can't</u>.
and where is he now?  you believe what you want, but i'm telling you the truth -- i never would have brought you here if i thought it was dangerous.	Oh, Jesus...
he had my picture!  he knew i was here!  he came here to kill us!	And where is he now?  You believe what you want, but I'm telling you the truth -- I never would have brought you here if I thought it was dangerous.
i didn't know this would happen.	He had my picture!  He knew I was here!  He came here to kill us!
i don't trust anybody and i trusted you!	I didn't know this would happen.
you're wrong.  i didn't know.	I don't trust anybody and I trusted you!
i trusted you.	You're wrong.  I didn't know.
no.	I trusted you.
you knew he was coming.	No.
-- we can go -- i can get us out of here -- but we have to go now --	You knew he was coming.
he came to kill us.	-- we can go -- I can get us out of here -- but we have to go now --
-- we can't stay here -- i can't stay here -- it's not safe here --	He came to kill us.
he went out the window -- why? -- why would someone do that?	-- we can't stay here -- I can't stay here -- it's not safe here --
marie -- look at me -- there's no time for this --	He went out the window -- why? -- why would someone do that?
he's dead isn't he?	Marie -- look at me -- there's no time for this --
-- let me do this, okay? --	-- do what? -- what are you doing? -- he's got my picture --  -- he's -- my God -- look at him -- he's bleeding to death -- my picture -- look! -- he was trying to kill us! -- omigod --
-- he's got my picture! -- this is yesterday! -- this is me! --  -- where did you get my picture? --	-- let me do this, okay? --
marie, just --  -- just stay there! -- just --	-- he's got my picture! -- this is yesterday! -- this is me! --  -- where did you get my picture? --
-- where does this come from? --  how do you have my picture?	Marie, just --  -- just stay there! -- just --
-- just --	-- where does this come from? --  How do you have my picture?
...this is my picture... he's got my picture --  -- this is me -- this is zurich -- this...this...this is yesterday --	-- just --
what? -- what? --  -- what is it?	...this is my picture... he's got my picture --  -- this is me -- this is Zurich -- this...this...this is yesterday --
...omigod, no...	What? -- what? --  -- what is it?
why are you trying to kill me?	...omigod, no...
-- what're you doing? -- jason, please, tell me what's happening!	Open it --  -- do it -- what's he got in there?
-- please -- jason -- omigod --	-- quiet -- <u>quiet</u> --
-- no -- marie -- <u>no</u>! -- it's not like that --	-- please -- Jason -- omigod --
see.  it's starting to come back, yeah?  you mind if i take a bath?	Go ahead.
all this stuff -- it's all about boats.  i think i'm in the shipping business.	See.  It's starting to come back, yeah?  You mind if I take a bath?
this is your office?  god, you live like a monk...	All this stuff -- it's all about boats.  I think I'm in the shipping business.
this is like a real apartment.  this is really yours?	I guess so.
nah...  with you, i mean, you'd probably just forget about me, right?	How could I forget about you?  You're the only person I know.
look, you could come up.  or you could wait if you want.  i could go check it out.  you could wait.	Nah...  With you, I mean, you'd probably just forget about me, right?
you got me pretty fucking curious.	Look, you could come up.  Or you could wait if you want.  I could go check it out.  You could wait.
look, i don't know what's up there.	You got me pretty fucking curious.
anytime.	Look, I don't know what's up there.
thanks for the ride.	Anytime.
okay, so...	Thanks for the ride.
i don't remember any of this.	Jason...
i should go.	I don't remember any of this.
i guess.	I should go.
so this is it, right?	I guess.
yeah.  pull in here.  park it.	So this is it, right?
where?	Yeah.  Pull in here.  Park it.
no.  no.  go around.  keep going...	Where?
looks familiar?	No.  No.  Go around.  Keep going...
four-fifty.  that's the address...	Looks familiar?
that's it?  is that it?	Four-fifty.  That's the address...
slow down.  no, don't stop.  just...	That's it?  Is that it?
you ever think maybe you have a family?	I thought about it.  I don't know.
i dream i'm asleep.  i dream that i'm asleep and i can't wake up.  i don't think i smoke.	You ever think maybe you have a family?
you were tired.  here...  for twenty-thousand i like to throw in breakfast.  so what do you dream about?	I dream I'm asleep.  I dream that I'm asleep and I can't wake up.  I don't think I smoke.
i can't believe i slept.	You were tired.  Here...  For twenty-thousand I like to throw in breakfast.  So what do you dream about?
we're about an hour away.	I can't believe I slept.
where are we?	We're about an hour away.
i needed a break.	Where are we?
why do i? -- i come in here -- instinctively -- first thing i do -- i'm looking for the exit -- i'm catching the sightlines -- i know i can't sit with my back to the door --	You're paranoid.  You were shot. It's natural.
people do amazing things when they're scared.	Why do I? -- I come in here -- instinctively -- first thing I do -- I'm looking for the exit -- I'm catching the sightlines -- I know I can't sit with my back to the door --
i fought my way out of an embassy. i climbed down a fifty-foot wall -- i went out the window and i was doing it -- i just did it.  i knew how to do it.	People do amazing things when they're scared.
lots of people have guns.  you're american.  americans love guns.	I fought my way out of an embassy. I climbed down a fifty-foot wall -- I went out the window and I was doing it -- I just did it.  I knew how to do it.
there was a gun.  who has a safe deposit box with a gun and all this money and all these passports?	Lots of people have guns.  You're American.  Americans love guns.
okay, so you're a victim.	There was a gun.  Who has a safe deposit box with a gun and all this money and all these passports?
i was shot twice in the back.	Okay, so you're a victim.
sounds like you were in an accident or something.	I was shot twice in the back.
i don't know.	Sounds like you were in an accident or something.
what are you talking about?	I don't know.
-- which was okay for a while, i was okay with it...  but then -- there's all these other things -- all these other things i know how to do -- and this -- this stuff from the bank and...  i think something bad happened.	What are you talking about?
-- you could put it together --	-- which was okay for a while, I was okay with it...  But then -- there's all these other things -- all these other things I know how to do -- and this -- this stuff from the bank and...  I think something bad happened.
i kept trying things, i thought if i could find all the things i could do, i could --	-- you could put it together --
well, this is great.  i'm sick of myself and you have no idea who you are.	I kept trying things, I thought if I could find all the things I could do, I could --
nothing.  it's just not there.	Well, this is great.  I'm sick of myself and you have no idea who you are.
when you think of it, before the ship -- before you wake up on the ship, what do you see?	Nothing.  It's just not there.
no.	When you think of it, before the ship -- before you wake up on the ship, what do you see?
and you have no idea -- not a clue -- what came before that?	No.
amnesia?  you're saying you don't remember anything that happened before two weeks ago?	That's what I'm saying.
look, go ahead...put the radio on...	Amnesia?  You're saying you don't remember anything that happened before two weeks ago?
what?  like amnesia?	Look, go ahead...put the radio on...
no.  no, i mean, i really don't know who i am.  i can't remember anything earlier than two weeks ago.  i'm serious.	What?  Like amnesia?
yeah, well, welcome to the club.	No.  No, I mean, I really don't know who I am.  I can't remember anything earlier than two weeks ago.  I'm serious.
i don't know.  i don't know who i am.	Yeah, well, welcome to the club.
who pays twenty thousand dollars for a ride to paris?	I don't know.  I don't know who I am.
listen to what you want.	Who pays twenty thousand dollars for a ride to Paris?
what does that mean?	Listen to what you want.
i don't know.	What does that mean?
i don't know.  smile.  sneeze. something.  you've got a bag full of money and a ride to paris.  fuck it, i don't know...  what kind of music do you like?	I don't know.
i'm sorry.  really.  what do you want me to do?	I don't know.  Smile.  Sneeze. Something.  You've got a bag full of money and a ride to Paris.  Fuck it, I don't know...  What kind of music do you like?
shit --  can i tell you how much you're freaking me out?  okay?  because you are -- you're completely freaking me out.	I'm sorry.  Really.  What do you want me to do?
i know that.	Shit --  Can I tell you how much you're freaking me out?  Okay?  Because you are -- you're completely freaking me out.
just so you know, if you're gonna burn me on the money, you might as well kill me.  i was supposed to have this car back three days ago.  it's not my car.	I know that.
what if i say no?	Then I'll find another ride.
i won't hurt you.	What if I say no?
and i don't get hurt.  i get twenty thousand dollars and i don't get hurt.	I won't hurt you.
i don't want to go alone.  i want you to drive me to paris.  like we're a couple.  like we're a couple and we're travelling together.  that's all we're doing.	And I don't get hurt.  I get twenty thousand dollars and I don't get hurt.
you could buy a car for twenty grand.  you could buy this car.	I don't want to go alone.  I want you to drive me to Paris.  Like we're a couple.  Like we're a couple and we're travelling together.  That's all we're doing.
i don't want anything but a ride. all i want to do is go home.	You could buy a car for twenty grand.  You could buy this car.
you swear?  that's great.  i feel so much better now.	I don't want anything but a ride. All I want to do is go home.
look, i want a ride to paris.  that's all i want.  i swear.	You swear?  That's great.  I feel so much better now.
-- get the fuck out of here -- all this money, this crazy offer, i mean give me a fucking break with this, this is --	Look, I want a ride to Paris.  That's all I want.  I swear.
wait up --  -- just wait up --	-- get the fuck out of here -- all this money, this crazy offer, I mean give me a fucking break with this, this is --
<u>no</u>.  no, that was too easy --	Wait up --  -- just wait up --
okay.  twenty thousand.  ten now.  ten there.	<u>No</u>.  No, that was too easy --
you have blood on your pants.	Okay.  Twenty thousand.  Ten now.  Ten there.
i said ten thousand.	You have blood on your pants.
for twenty thousand dollars.	I said ten thousand.
i want to go home.	For twenty thousand dollars.
so what's in paris?	I want to go home.
jesus...	Get me out of here.  <u>Please</u>.
you don't want the police any more than i do.	Jesus...
great.  you know what?  i'll give you ten gazillion dollars to get the fuck away from me before i start screaming my head off.	You don't want the police any more than I do.
i'll give you ten thousand dollars to drive me to paris.	Great.  You know what?  I'll give you ten gazillion dollars to get the fuck away from me before I start screaming my head off.
get the fuck away from my car.	I'll give you ten thousand dollars to drive me to Paris.
i've got a situation here and --	Get the fuck away from my car.
it's a little late for that.	I've got a situation here and --
please.  i don't want to scare you.	It's a little late for that.
oh, jesus...	Please.  I don't want to scare you.
i need a ride out of here.	Oh, Jesus...
-- this is serious business down here and we cannot have people coming and going --	-- here we go -- I found it --
-- what do i? -- i put the name of the person i came to see? --	-- this is serious business down here and we cannot have people coming and going --
-- we have rules here, this is a very serious place -- i'm the one who decides who gets in here, okay? --	-- what do I? -- I put the name of the person I came to see? --
-- don't sweat it, i have a pen -- no problem -- just let me find the page --  -- honey, why don't you wait for me outside, okay? --	-- we have rules here, this is a very serious place -- I'm the one who decides who gets in here, okay? --
-- slow down -- you can't just take the book like that --	-- don't sweat it, I have a pen -- no problem -- just let me find the page --  -- honey, why don't you wait for me outside, okay? --
is this it? --  -- this is it, right? --	-- slow down -- you can't just take the book like that --
fine.  but i'd like to sign in.  in fact, i insist on it.  where's the book?  i gotta sign in --	Is this it? --  -- this is it, right? --
so get the hell out of here.	Fine.  But I'd like to sign in.  In fact, I insist on it.  Where's the book?  I gotta sign in --
shit, we didn't sign in.	So get the hell out of here.
i said, someone came last night --  look, this isn't a carnival -- people call and they make an appointment and they follow the rules -- everyone signs in and out -- this is a serious place -- serious work -- it's not just to come in whenever you like --	Shit, we didn't sign in.
where did this body go?	I said, someone came last night --  Look, this isn't a carnival -- people call and they make an appointment and they follow the rules -- everyone signs in and out -- this is a serious place -- serious work -- it's not just to come in whenever you like --
wait a minute --	I'm sorry.
you're in danger.  all of you.  i have no time to explain.	Wait a minute --
what the hell're you talking about?	You're in danger.  All of you.  I have no time to explain.
get everyone down in the basement.	What the hell're you talking about?
what?	Get everyone down in the basement.
get in the basement.	What?
that old beast?  miss his breakfast? not a chance.  it's always something, right?	Get in the basement.
he run away often?	That old beast?  Miss his breakfast? Not a chance.  It's always something, right?
my husband's out looking for him.	He run away often?
where's the dog?	My husband's out looking for him.
xxxxxx...	xxxxxx
-- i'm the one that got ripped off! -- not you -- not the united states government -- me -- i'm the one being ripped off!	So now you're asking for a student visa?
-- miss kreutz, please --	-- I'm the one that got ripped off! -- not you -- not the United States government -- me -- I'm the one being ripped off!
-- i paid this fucking guy -- i paid him four thousand dollars -- my last four thousand dollars to marry me, okay? -- i told this to the case officer last week...  ...<u>here</u> -- mr. thomas.  i told mr. thomas i didn't know this guy was already married -- i admitted this!	-- Miss Kreutz, please --
-- it's not the source of the information that's important here --	-- I paid this fucking guy -- I paid him four thousand dollars -- my last four thousand dollars to marry me, okay? -- I told this to the case officer last week...  ...<u>here</u> -- Mr. Thomas.  I told Mr. Thomas I didn't know this guy was already married -- I admitted this!
you only know that because i told you!  ask the case officer -- find his name -- it's on the papers -- i told him all this myself! --	-- it's not the source of the information that's important here --
<u>miss kreutz</u>, excuse me, but you entered into a fraudulent marriage in an effort to circumvent the immigration laws of the united states --	You only know that because I told you!  Ask the case officer -- find his name -- it's on the papers -- I told him all this myself! --
all the papers -- all the papers they asked for -- i brought all the papers --	<u>Miss Kreutz</u>, excuse me, but you entered into a fraudulent marriage in an effort to circumvent the immigration laws of the United States --
miss kreutz, please... i'm gonna have to ask you to keep your voice down.	All the papers -- all the papers they asked for -- I brought all the papers --
-- i'm on it --	-- I want that red car -- the girl -- we gotta get lucky here --
-- let's check that interpol window again --	-- I'm on it --
it's an angle of the street -- some sort of alleyway -- you can just...	Enhance it.
what's that?	It's an angle of the street -- some sort of alleyway -- you can just...
sir...	What's that?
what do they have on the streets? the area.  they must have something.	Hang on...
that's the only angle.	What do they have on the streets? The area.  They must have something.
and that's the best angle of the courtyard?	That's the only angle.
abbott.  he knows about the embassy. he's coming down for a show and tell.	That'll solve all our problems.
what?	Abbott.  He knows about the embassy. He's coming down for a show and tell.
it doesn't matter now.  we've just got to be the first ones there.  get everybody up.  i want them all activated.	All of them?
maybe it's a game.  maybe he's trying to send us a message.	It doesn't matter now.  We've just got to be the first ones there.  Get everybody up.  I want them all activated.
what the fuck is he doing?	Maybe it's a game.  Maybe he's trying to send us a message.
zurich police are looking for an american with a red bag.  apparently he put two cops in the hospital last night.	What the fuck is he doing?
what?	Zurich police are looking for an American with a red bag.  Apparently he put two cops in the hospital last night.
-- but it was <u>him</u> --	-- yes, sir, it's confirmed --
-- he accessed the account --	-- but it was <u>him</u> --
-- and they're sure it's him? --	-- he accessed the account --
tell him we're busy.	I tried.
abbott wants to talk.	Tell him we're busy.
what?	Abbott wants to talk.
-- you gotta give me more to go on --	-- he's running from the cops, he's got a bag filled with God knows what, he's in the building and I don't know where! --
-- call the code! -- i want everyone out! --	-- you gotta give me more to go on --
-- we're in the middle of a trade meeting! --	-- call the code! -- I want everyone out! --
-- we're evacuating the building --	-- we're in the middle of a trade meeting! --
-- what're you talking about? --	-- we're evacuating the building --
it's not much, but it should get you to switzerland.	I won't forget this.
you drink rum?	I don't know.
i don't remember zurich.	You drink rum?
look, i'm just on this boat, okay? i'm an engineer.  whatever this is, it's not for me to be involved, okay?	I don't remember Zurich.
no.	Look, I'm just on this boat, okay? I'm an engineer.  Whatever this is, it's not for me to be involved, okay?
it came from your hip.  under the skin.  you have a bank in zurich.  you remember zurich?	No.
what if it doesn't come back?	I told you.  You need to rest.
how did i get here?	You we're lost at sea.  They pulled you out.  Who are you?  You were shot -- two bullets -- in the back.  You understand me?  Who are you?
you're on a boat.  a fishing boat. italian flag.  we're out of vietri.  it's the cold that saved you.  the water.  the wounds are clean.  i'm not a doctor, but the wounds, it looks okay.  it's clean.	How did I get here?
<u>where am i</u>?	You're on a boat.  A fishing boat. Italian flag.  We're out of Vietri.  It's the cold that saved you.  The water.  The wounds are clean.  I'm not a doctor, but the wounds, it looks okay.  It's clean.
you're american.  i thought so. from your teeth -- the dental work --	<u>Where am I</u>?
where am i?	You're American.  I thought so. From your teeth -- the dental work --
you're awake.  can you hear me?  you've been shot.  i'm trying to help you.  you were in the water.  you've been shot.  it's okay now.	Where am I?
... and then some.	What have you done to my flat?
...your ducts?	I fixed it myself.
...ergency procedures.	I haven't got an emergency. Get out of here.
...be back.	Thank you.
...ervices.	Uh - what? - I ...
sign the form so we can get to it.	... get to it.
... new washer.	Sign the form so we can get to it.
i think you've got your t41 crystal inductor wired up to a reverse bobbin- threaded-solenoid-control. it's either that or a new washer.	... new washer.
... yer ducts.	I think you've got your T41 crystal inductor wired up to a reverse bobbin- threaded-solenoid-control. It's either that or a new washer.
this is what you get when you have cowboys round yer ducts.	... yer ducts.
sign here, please.	... ere please.
you're putting your talents to very odd use mr lowry - yes, odd use - to pit wits against central services -	...sod you, stupid twit.
...ven't you?	You're putting your talents to very odd use Mr Lowry - yes, odd use - to pit wits against Central Services -
central services don't take kindly to sabotage!	...sabotage!
...yer nostril?	Central Services don't take kindly to sabotage!
oh yeh? where'd you get this from eh  out yer nostril?	...Yer nostril?
tuttle! ... mumble!  you've had that scab tuttle here, haven't you?	...aven't you?
mumble ... tuttle ...	Tuttle! ... mumble!  You've had that scab Tuttle here, haven't you?
mumble ... mumble ... mumble ... tuttle	Mumble ... Tuttle ...
got there!	Mumble ... mumble ... mumble ... Tuttle
what have you got there?	Got there!
i think we'd better have a look.	... have a look.
he's tampered with it, dowser.	...ampered. with it, Spoor.
... fix themselves.	He's tampered with it, Dowser.
machines don't fix themselves.	... fix themselves.
...ixed itself.	Machines don't fix themselves.
trouble with your air-conditioning.	...ditioning.
...elephoned sir.	Trouble with your air-conditioning.
you telephone, sir.	...elephoned sir.
what do i have to do.	You must save the day.
well not exactly. but, if you help us we'll help you. the forces of darkness have won the day ... but, tomorrow is another one	What do I have to do.
what? you mean you've got ...	Well not exactly. But, if you help us we'll help you. The Forces Of Darkness have won the day ... but, tomorrow is another one
oh, yes. we've got everything here. every bit of knowledge, wisdom, learning ... every experience, every thought neatly filed away.	What? You mean you've got ...
we know that too. you've come to the right place.	Oh, yes. We've got everything here. Every bit of knowledge, wisdom, learning ... every experience, every thought neatly filed away.
then perhaps you can help me. i've lost someone who ...	We know that too. You've come to the right place.
we know everything here. this is the storeroom of knowledge.	Then perhaps you can help me. I've lost someone who ...
what? how do you know my name?	We know everything here. This is the Storeroom of Knowledge.
ah ha ... there you are, sam.	What? How do you know my name?
yes, it was ... very nice ... thank you.	Do you mind if I use your bathroom?
yes, i know. it's the backlog, everybody complains. was it all right otherwise?	Yes, it was ... very nice ... thank you.
aren't you a bit late? - the party started half an hour ago.	Yes, I know. It's the backlog, everybody complains. Was it all right otherwise?
oh, right ...	Aren't you a bit late? - the party started half an hour ago.
you don't have to sing it.	Oh, right ...
oh ...  thank you very much, mother, but actually -	You don't have to sing it.
it's reply paid.	Oh ...  Thank you very much, mother, but actually -
er ... thanks ...	It's reply paid.
i'm waiting for my daddy.	He will be pleased when he comes home.
jill layton ...  you're a very good little girl. what are you doing here?	I'm waiting for my daddy.
layton.	Jill Layton ...  You're a very good little girl. What are you doing here?
what? ...jill? jill who? jill who?	Layton.
her name is jill.	What? ...Jill? Jill who? Jill who?
go away.	Her name is Jill.
thank you very much, deputy minister.	Thank you, David ... and a very merry Christmas to you all.
beginner's luck.	Thank you very much, Deputy Minister.
but the bombing campaign is now in its thirteenth year ...	Beginner's luck.
on yes. our morale is much higher than theirs, we're fielding all their strokes, running a lot of them out, and pretty consistently knocking them for six. i'd say they're nearly out of the game.	But the bombing campaign is now in its thirteenth year ...
do you think that the government is winning the battle against terrorists?	On yes. Our morale is much higher than theirs, we're fielding all their strokes, running a lot of them out, and pretty consistently knocking them for six. I'd say they're nearly out of the game.
and the cost of it all, deputy minister? seven percent of the gross national produce ...	I understand this concern on behalf of the tax-payers. People want value for money and a cost-effective service.
david ... in a free society information is the name of the game. you can't win the game if you're a man short.	And the cost of it all, Deputy Minister? Seven percent of the gross national produce ...
mr. helpmann, what would you say to those critics who maintain that the ministry of information has become too large and unwieldy ...?	David ... in a free society information is the name of the game. You can't win the game if you're a man short.
- in fact, killing people - they'd get a lot more out of life.	Mr. HELPMANN, what would you say to those critics who maintain that the Ministry Of Information has become too large and unwieldy ...?
in fact, killing people -	- In fact, killing people - they'd get a lot more out of life.
bad sportsmanship. a ruthless minority of people seems to have forgotten certain good old fashioned virtues. they just can't stand seeing the other fellow win. if these people would just play the game, instead of standing on the touch line heckling -	In fact, killing people -
deputy minister, what do you believe is behind this recent increase in terrorist bombings?	Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people seems to have forgotten certain good old fashioned virtues. They just can't stand seeing the other fellow win. If these people would just play the game, instead of standing on the touch line heckling -
yes, it's all a bit confusing but, it seems she was killed resisting arrest.	No, no ... I did that...
please, i've got to find jill.	Sam, I think I ought to tell you ... I'm afraid she's upped stumps and retired to the pavilion.
sam, if you've been going out there and playing a straight bat, all the way down the line, you've got absolutely nothing to worry about.	Please, I've got to find Jill.
i'm not a terrorist! you must know that! i'm not guilty! get me out of here!	Sam, if you've been going out there and playing a straight bat, all the way down the line, you've got absolutely nothing to worry about.
yes, well, from the department's point of view you're certainly a bit of an own goal, but ...	I'm not a terrorist! You must know that! I'm not guilty! Get me out of here!
this is all a mistake! don't you understand?!	Yes, well, from the Department's point of view you're certainly a bit of an own goal, but ...
i assure you, sam, i'm doing everything within my power. but the rules of the game are laid down, and we all have to play by them - even me.	This is all a mistake! Don't you understand?!
help me!	I assure you, Sam, I'm doing everything within my power. But the rules of the game are laid down, and we all have to play by them - even me.
i understand, sam, i know exactly how you feel. so i brought you a bottle of barley water.	Help me!
yes, you've got to get me out of here. i've got to find her.	I understand, Sam, I know exactly how you feel. So I brought you a bottle of barley water.
gillian layton?	Yes, you've got to get me out of here. I've got to find her.
where's jill? what have you done to her? where is she?!	Gillian Layton?
sam, what are we going to do with you? can you hear me, sam?	Where's Jill? What have you done to her? Where is she?!
too late? that's for me to say.	Well ... well, I ...
mr helpmann. i've changed my mind. i'd like to accept the transfer - am i too late?	Too late? That's for me to say.
i know he would have wanted me to help you ... and i promised your mother i'd take you onto the team at information retrieval. but i gather that ...	Mr Helpmann. I've changed my mind. I'd like to accept the transfer - am I too late?
sorry ...	Your father and I were very close. Of course Jeremiah was senior to me but we were close friends ... especially after the bombing  and I  keep his name alive at the office every day.
well, i ...	Sorry ...
if i can help you ...	Well, I ...
that's all right mr helpmann. glad to help.	If I can help you ...
thanks very much sam.	That's all right Mr Helpmann. Glad to help.
jack ...	Shut up! This is a professional relationship!
how do you think i feel? you shit!	Jack ...
help me, jack! i'm frightened!	How do you think I feel? You shit!
how could you do this to me?	Help me, Jack! I'm frightened!
what?	How could you do this to me?
you stupid bastard!	What?
this is all a mistake. jack, please take that mask off.	You stupid bastard!
bastard!!!	This is all a mistake. Jack, please take that mask off.
jack, i'm innocent! help me.	Bastard!!!
shut up!	Jack, I'm innocent! Help me.
jack?... jack?	Shut up!
yes we have, jack!	Well, could you stay away from me until this thing blows over.
sam - we've always been close, haven't we?	Yes we have, Jack!
jack, she's innocent!	Sam - we've always been close, haven't we?
there are no coincidences, sam. everything's connected, all along the line. cause and effect. that's the beauty of it. our job is to trace the connections and reveal them.  this whole buttle/tuttle confusion was obviously planned from the inside. bye bye.	Jack, she's innocent!
it could all be coincidental.	There are no coincidences, Sam. Everything's connected, all along the line. Cause and effect. That's the beauty of it. Our job is to trace the connections and reveal them.  This whole Buttle/Tuttle confusion was obviously planned from the inside. Bye bye.
i do. goodbye.	It could all be coincidental.
you don't really think tuttle and the girl are in league?	I do. Goodbye.
tell that to the wives of the security men she blew up this afternoon. listen, we've also had a report just in from central services that tuttle has wrecked an entire flat and sabotaged adjacent central services systems - as a matter of fact, in your block. i'd keep my eyes open if i were you, sam. bye.	You don't really think Tuttle and the girl are in league?
she's innocent, jack --- she's done nothing wrong.	Tell that to the wives of the Security men she blew up this afternoon. Listen, we've also had a report just in from Central Services that Tuttle has wrecked an entire flat and sabotaged adjacent Central Services systems - as a matter of fact, in your block. I'd keep my eyes open if I were you, Sam. Bye.
i'm sorry, sam, i'm afraid this whole case has become much more complicated since last we talked.	She's innocent, Jack --- she's done nothing wrong.
come off it, jack! of course you can check to see if she's been arrested.	I'm sorry, Sam, I'm afraid this whole case has become much more complicated since last we talked.
trust me.	Sam ... we're proud to have you at Information Retrieval. Merry Xmas.
do you know what you're doing.	Trust me.
thanks, jack. i'll be in touch.	Do you know what you're doing.
er ... alright. for christ's sake don't lose it. here, you'd better sign for it.	Thanks, Jack. I'll be in touch.
well, i'd better get out there and try to get to her before security does. let me borrow her dossier for a while.	Er ... alright. For Christ's sake don't lose it. Here, you'd better sign for it.
we don't make mistakes.	Well, I'd better get out there and try to get to her before security does. Let me borrow her dossier for a while.
say it was a mistake.	We don't make mistakes.
there's no procedure for that until she's been arrested.	Say it was a mistake.
take her off the list.	There's no procedure for that until she's been arrested.
but, i've already put her on the search and detain list.	Take her off the list.
they weren't at school with us.	But, I've already put her on the search and detain list.
right! just between as and the security forces.	They weren't at school with us.
then we'd better keep this business just between the two of us.	Right! Just between as and the Security Forces.
you're the only person i can trust.	Then we'd better keep this business just between the two of us.
and you're mine.	You're the only person I can trust.
of course. we went to school together. you're my oldest friend.	And you're mine.
trust me. you do trust me, don't you?	Of course. We went to school together. You're my oldest friend.
what does that mean? i don't want to be involved in anything unsavoury.	Trust me. You do trust me, don't you?
let me try to get to her. i'll deactivate her.	What does that mean? I don't want to be involved in anything unsavoury.
well, i ... good point. what do you suggest?	Let me try to get to her. I'll deactivate her.
you mean you're going to invite her in so that she can spill the beans inside the department?	Well, I ... Good point. What do you suggest?
get her out of circulation - i've put her on the detention list.	You mean you're going to invite her in so that she can spill the beans inside the department?
so what are you going to do about her?	Get her out of circulation - I've put her on the detention list.
kindness? what's the purpose behind this line of enquiry?	So what are you going to do about her?
out of kindness.	Kindness? What's the purpose behind this line of enquiry?
{baffled) i don't follow you.	Out of kindness.
why? hell, not for any reason ...	{baffled) I don't follow you.
why?	Why? Hell, not for any reason ...
look, about the layton woman - maybe she's just trying to help the buttle family.	Why?
barbara's a perfectly good name, isn't it?	Look, about the Layton woman - maybe she's just trying to help the Buttle family.
right. er, you're not going to keep calling her barbara, are you?	Barbara's a perfectly good name, isn't it?
look after that suit, eh. barbara chose it for me.	Right. Er, you're not going to keep calling her Barbara, are you?
but surely, i mean, perhaps she just happened to live above the buttles, and ...	Look after that suit, eh. Barbara chose it for me.
she witnessed the tuttle arrest - the buttle arrest - and since then she's been making wild allegations, obviously trying to exploit the situation - she's working for somebody, and she's not working for us.	A terrorist?
tell me about layton.	She witnessed the Tuttle arrest - the Buttle arrest - and since then she's been making wild allegations, obviously trying to exploit the situation - she's working for somebody, and she's not working for us.
yes. i'm impressed.	Tell me about Layton.
er ... but i would've found out anyway.	Yes. I'm impressed.
very smart.	Er ... but I would've found out anyway.
er ... no.	Very smart.
you didn't know as much about this business as you pretended to, did you?	Er ... no.
what's she done?	You didn't know as much about this business as you pretended to, did you?
he's a compulsive heating engineer. a maverick ex-central service repair man with a grudge against society. now, fortunately, we're nearly out of the wood, i think. at least we will be when i get this layton woman under arrest.	What's she done?
he's a freelance subversive?	He's a compulsive heating engineer. A maverick ex-Central Service repair man with a grudge against society. Now, fortunately, we're nearly out of the wood, I think. At least we will be when I get this Layton woman under arrest.
we suspect him of freelance subversion.	He's a freelance subversive?
what has tuttle done?	We suspect him of freelance subversion.
what i've got to do now is pick up tuttle, interrogate him at the same voltage as buttle, to the same meter reading to the last penny, and juggle the books in electrical banking.	What has Tuttle done?
so how ...?	What I've got to do now is pick up Tuttle, interrogate him at the same voltage as Buttle, to the same meter reading to the last penny, and juggle the books in electrical banking.
there are some real bastards in this department who don't mind breaking a few eggs to make an omelette, but thank god there are the new boys like me who want to maintain decent civilized standards of terrorist eradication. we've got the upper hand for the moment, but they're waiting for us to slip up, and a little slip- up like this is just the chance they're looking for.	So how ...?
i'm sure you have	There are some real bastards in this department who don't mind breaking a few eggs to make an omelette, but thank God there are the new boys like me who want to maintain decent civilized standards of terrorist eradication. We've got the upper hand for the moment, but they're waiting for us to slip up, and a little slip- up like this is just the chance they're looking for.
sam, there are very rigid parameters laid down to avoid that event but buttle's heart condition did not appear on tuttle's file. don't think i'm dismissing this business, sam. i've lost a week's sleep over it already.	I'm sure you have
you killed him?	Sam, there are very rigid parameters laid down to avoid that event but Buttle's heart condition did not appear on Tuttle's file. Don't think I'm dismissing this business, Sam. I've lost a week's sleep over it already.
i did not get the wrong man. i got the right man. the wrong man was delivered to me as the right man! i accepted him, on trust, as the right man. was i wrong? anyway, to add to the confusion, he died on us. which, had he been the right man, he wouldn't have done.	You killed him?
you got the wrong man.	I did not get the wrong man. I got the right man. The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man! I accepted him, on trust, as the right man. Was I wrong? Anyway, to add to the confusion, he died on us. Which, had he been the right man, he wouldn't have done.
well, your a. buttle has been confused with t47/215, an a. tuttle. i mean, it's a joke! somebody should be shot for that. so b58/732 was pulled in by mistake.	You got the wrong man.
no, no, i don't. i'm just beginning honestly. sorry, carry on.	Well, your A. Buttle has been confused with T47/215, an A. Tuttle. I mean, it's a joke! Somebody should be shot for that. So B58/732 was pulled in by mistake.
christ! you do know it all!	No, no, I don't. I'm just beginning Honestly. Sorry, carry on.
b58/732, that's a. buttle isn't it?	Christ! You do know it all!
ok. ok. let's not fence around ... this is the situation. some idiot somewhere in the building, some insect, confused two of our clients, b58/732 and t47/215.	B58/732, that's A. Buttle isn't it?
not really, no.	OK. OK. Let's not fence around ... This is the situation. Some idiot somewhere in the building, some insect, confused two of our clients, B58/732 and T47/215.
enough though, eh?	Not really, no.
not much.	Enough though, eh?
how much do you know?	Not much.
how do you mean?	How much do you know?
please, sam, we're going to have to be open to each other on this one. if you make a reputation with this case, it'll be at my expense.	How do you mean?
am i?	Please, Sam, we're going to have to be open to each other on this one. If you make a reputation with this case, it'll be at my expense.
you clever bastard! i might have guessed. you only moved in today and you're already hot on the bloody trail.	Am I?
what is it?	You clever bastard! I might have guessed. You only moved in today and you're already hot on the bloody trail.
layton! oh shit!	What is it?
i've got numbers all over these - i'm not sure which is the one you want.	Layton! Oh shit!
ok. come back this afternoon, about four o'clock. if you give me the number of the case, i'll have the dossier here waiting.  my tailor,... well worth the investment.	I've got numbers all over these - I'm not sure which is the one you want.
i don't want to take up your time now, but i was hoping you could give me some information on somebody. it's a security level three matter and information retrieval records says to refer to you.	OK. Come back this afternoon, about four o'clock. If you give me the number of the case, I'll have the dossier here waiting.  My tailor,... well worth the investment.
what?	I don't want to take up your time now, but I was hoping you could give me some information on somebody. It's a security level three matter and Information Retrieval records says to refer to you.
ah ...	What?
terrific. i'm really glad you dropped by. unfortunately, i don't have any time right now i've got a queue of customers to deal with - er, why don't we have a drink tonight?	Ah ...
yes, thanks.	Terrific. I'm really glad you dropped by. Unfortunately, I don't have any time right now I've got a queue of customers to deal with - er, why don't we have a drink tonight?
for my sins. are you settling in alright?	Yes, thanks.
thanks. are you officer 412/l?	For my sins. Are you settling in alright?
sorry about that ... mr helpmann told me you were coming aboard - congratulations!	Thanks. Are you officer 412/L?
are you officer 412/l?	Sorry about that ... Mr Helpmann told me you were coming aboard - congratulations!
sam! what a surprise!	Are you officer 412/L?
jack!!	SAM! What a surprise!
quite, absolutely - i always thought they were false.	Mr Helpmann!
dr. jaffe has pinned her ears back.	Quite, absolutely - I always thought they were false.
remember how they used to stick out?	What? - Oh, yes - vividly. I used to wonder if they were real.
er, i knew you looked different.	Remember how they used to stick out?
{winking at sam) she doesn't like me telling anyone but she's pleased as anything really.	Er, I knew you looked different.
hello, jack!	You remember Alison?
triplets.	Really? - God, how time flies!
yes, i know, fantastic, marvellous, wonderful - remember me to alison - and the - er - twins.	Triplets.
sam, your life is going wrong - let your friends tell you - records is a dead end department, no security level worth a damn, it's impossible to get noticed -	Yes, I know, fantastic, marvellous, wonderful - remember me to Alison - and the - er - twins.
even later.	Sam, your life is going wrong - let your friends tell you - Records is a dead end department, no Security Level worth a damn, it's impossible to get noticed -
you are late.	Even later.
sorry. nothing.  see you - i'm going to be late.	You are late.
what's the matter?	Sorry. Nothing.  See you - I'm going to be late.
me? - if i'm worried about anyone, it's you. what happened to you, sam? you were the brightest of us -	What's the matter?
you sound worried.	Me? - if I'm worried about anyone, it's you. What happened to you, Sam? You were the brightest of us -
problem? - no problem - yes, everything's going fantastically well, wonderful, marvelous, great career prospects, alison in great shape, kids fine, beautiful home, i'm on security level five now, and mr helpmann relies on me more and more, yes, couldn't be better, i feel terrifically motivated and job- rewarded -	You sound worried.
well, since you disappeared up the ladder of information retrieval ... i don't expect to see you slumming in records - what's the problem?	Problem? - No problem - yes, everything's going fantastically well, wonderful, marvelous, great career prospects, Alison in great shape, kids fine, beautiful home, I'm on Security Level Five now, and Mr Helpmann relies on me more and more, yes, couldn't be better, I feel terrifically motivated and job- rewarded -
long time no see!	Well, since you disappeared up the ladder of Information Retrieval ... I don't expect to see you slumming in Records - what's the problem?
jack!	Long time no see!
sam!	Jack!
oh.	Well don't. You're looking at twenty pounds of high explosive! And if you don't stamp this form I'm going to blow the place up!
i bet you'd like to touch them?	Oh.
ah.	I bet you'd like to touch them?
you think these are tits don't you?	Ah.
if you say so.	You think these are tits don't you?
you're a stupid, fat arsed, obstructive, fascist moron aren't you?	If you say so.
but you've stamped this form before! why won't you stamp it now?	You've just said yourself, Miss, we've already stamped it. Why should we stamp it twice?
where do i get it stamped?	Information Adjustments.
no, there's no stamp on it. you see! i can't give you the form until it's stamped.	Where do I get it stamped?
stamped?	No, there's no stamp on it. You see! I can't give you the form until it's stamped.
is it stamped?	Stamped?
yes.	Is it stamped?
have you got an arrest receipt?	Yes.
i've been to information adjustments. they sent me here. they told me you had a form i had to fill in.	Have you got an Arrest Receipt?
you want information adjustments. different department.	I've been to Information Adjustments. They sent me here. They told me you had a form I had to fill in.
i want to report a wrongful arrest.	You want Information Adjustments. Different department.
what do you think? ... is it me?	You don't exist any more. I've killed you. Jill Layton is dead.
thanks for the vote of confidence.	Take care.
don't do anything silly.	Thanks for the vote of confidence.
i'm going to pull some strings. it's our only hope.	Don't do anything silly.
where are you going?	I'm going to pull some strings. It's our only hope.
make yourself at home. don't answer the phone or open he door to anyone. i won't be long.	Where are you going?
don't you like parties?	C'mon. We've got to get out of here.
are you sure?	Yes.
they're gone.	Are you sure?
no. no. i'm fine. i was worried sick about you ... i thought ...	They're gone.
your face ... are you hurt?	No. No. I'm fine. I was worried sick about you ... I thought ...
what happened to you after ...	Your face ... are you hurt?
yes.	What happened to you after ...
jill! what are you do ... i mean ... how did you ... are you alright?	Yes.
i'm going to open it!	No you're not!
oh ... jesus!	I'm going to open it!
........... it's a bomb isn't it?	Oh ... Jesus!
i saved you from the lorry and you're not very special.	........... It's a bomb isn't it?
i vas just trying to help. i decided to trust you. maybe i was wrong. whose side are you on really? who are your friends? who was the man who gave you the parcel? what's in it? it's the only thing you saved from the lorry .... it must he something very special.	I saved you from the lorry and you're not very special.
you mean you were meant to hijack my truck, make me crash it, and have every security man in town looking for me?	I vas just trying to help. I decided to trust you. Maybe I was wrong. Whose side are you on really? Who are your friends? Who was the man who gave you the parcel? What's in it? It's the only thing you saved from the lorry .... It must he something very special.
you've got to trust me. it sounds silly but i know we were meant to meet.	You mean you were meant to hijack my truck, make me crash it, and have every security man in town looking for me?
leave me alone!	You've got to trust me. It sounds silly but I know we were meant to meet.
there are plenty of other safe places. why don't we go back to my flat?	Leave me alone!
go away.	There are plenty of other safe places. Why don't we go back to my flat?
please, jill ... i love you.	Go away.
are you still following me?	Please, Jill ... I love you.
this is a hell of a time to buy a nightie.	Are you still following me?
"lady bird, lady bird, fly away home, your house is on fire and your children all gone" ... do you think anyone's hurt?	Yes.  Come out, I know you're in there
what?	"Lady bird, lady bird, fly away home, your house is on fire and your children all gone" ... Do you think anyone's hurt?
"and your children all gone."	What?
shit! the house is on fire!	"And your children all gone."
it wasn't supposed to happen like this.	Shit! The house is on fire!
we? don't blame me!	It wasn't supposed to happen like this.
oh god! what have we done?	We? Don't blame me!
come on, let's go! let's get out of here!	Oh God! What have we done?
now you're the one that's out of your mind.	Sam ... we can't outrace them. You'll kill us!
let go! we've got to stop!	Now you're the one that's out of your mind.
i was right! step on it!	Let go! We've got to stop!
turn!	Stop it ... damn you!
get away!	Turn!
will you please turn back.	Get away!
cut it out, sam.	Will you please turn back.
yes ... but, this is real. now, stop!	Cut it out, Sam.
i thought you arrested me.	Yes ... but, this is real. Now, stop!
no. please. they're going to arrest you.	I thought you arrested me.
you're joking.	No. Please. They're going to arrest you.
security.	You're joking.
who will?	Security.
they'll be there waiting.	Who will?
what?	They'll be there waiting.
turn around!	What?
every day?	Turn around!
well, almost ... unfortunately i do have to punch in by 5.00 every day.	Every day?
what? i thought you were free to come and go as you please.	Well, almost ... unfortunately I do have to punch in by 5.00 every day.
look at that - right on time.	What? I thought you were free to come and go as you please.
actual. terrorists? well ... it's only my first day.	Look at that - right on time.
how many terrorists have you met? actual terrorists?	Actual. terrorists? Well ... it's only my first day.
well, terrorists of course.	How many terrorists have you met? Actual terrorists?
who is this war against, sam?	Well, terrorists of course.
well, all wars do -	Who is this war against, Sam?
say, all wars have innocent victims.	Well, all wars do -
well, no system is.	Say, all wars have innocent victims.
why don't you say, no system is perfect.	Well, no system is.
they couldn't be worse for the buttles.	Why don't you say, no system is perfect.
things would be worse without information retrieval.	They couldn't be worse for the Buttles.
we've got both.	Things would be worse without Information Retrieval.
what do you mean? would you rather have terrorists?	We've got both.
don't you know the sort of thing that information retrieval does?	What do you mean? Would you rather have terrorists?
suit me?	Don't you know the sort of thing that Information Retrieval does?
i mean, it doesn't suit you.	Suit me?
really.	I mean, it doesn't suit you.
no, really.	Really.
looking for you.	No, really.
what are you doing in information retrieval?	Looking for you.
it's heavy.	A heavy Christmas present.
what parcel?	It's heavy.
ok. what's in the parcel?	What parcel?
what does it look like ... i'm collecting empties.	OK. What's in the parcel?
what's going on here?	What does it look like ... I'm collecting empties.
it does doesn't it?	Where are you taking me?
ah ... er ... it looks as if you're taking me.	It does doesn't it?
where are you taking me?	Ah ... Er ... It looks as if you're taking me.
what?	Where are you taking me?
where are you taking me?	What?
it had a hole in the floor. where are we going?	Where are you taking me?
why not?	It had a hole in the floor. Where are we going?
i didn't like it.	Why not?
why?	I didn't like it.
i didn't run away. i left the flat.	Why?
yes. ceiling. why did you run away?	I didn't run away. I left the flat.
i know you. i saw you through the floor, didn't i?	Yes. Ceiling. Why did you run away?
yes, of course. sorry.	I know you. I saw you through the floor, didn't I?
it's my fucking life.	Yes, of course. Sorry.
you know, smoking's bad for you.	It's my fucking life.
i don't know.  hey, that's not a very nice thing to say.	You know, smoking's bad for you.
why are they all pigs at information retrieval?	I don't know.  Hey, that's not a very nice thing to say.
oh. but ... look, i'm sorry i shouted at you.	Why are they all pigs at Information Retrieval?
i don't want to hear about your fucking dreams!	Oh. But ... Look, I'm sorry I shouted at you.
... this is amazing ... for me ... being here with you. i mean, in my dreams you ...	I don't want to hear about your fucking dreams!
oh, sorry.	... This is amazing ... for me ... being here with you. I mean, in my dreams you ...
don't litter my cab!	Oh, sorry.
us. them. i don't know ... just get going.	Don't litter my cab!
them?	Us. Them. I don't know ... just get going.
alright! alright! alright! i'm information retrieval officer -  dz/015, and i'm arresting you for - your own good! now start up and get moving before i hand you back to them!	Them?
please!	Alright! Alright! Alright! I'm Information Retrieval Officer -  DZ/015, and I'm arresting you for - your own good! Now start up and get moving before I hand you back to them!
no.	Please!
bloody hell! do as i say!	No.
what are you doing? for christ's sake! get moving!	Who are you?
ow! that hurt!	Good!
how can i act naturally, when you've trying to break my arm?	Ow! That hurt!
don't look back! act naturally!	How can I act naturally, when you've trying to break my arm?
who are you? let go!	Don't look back! Act naturally!
it's you ... it's you ...	Mrs Buttle, are you alright?
are you alright?	It's you ... it's you ...
it's what you wanted isn't it?	Yes ... No ... I don't, know.
what! shit!	It's what you wanted isn't it?
i did it for you.	What! Shit!
i never signed the form.	I did it for you.
yes.  no! you can't! you've only just turned it down!	I never signed the form.
i've go to accept that promotion to get behind this, haven't i?	Yes.  NO! You can't! You've only just turned it down!
all enquiries to information retrieval. which is hopeless, of course. they never tell you anything. but come the time they want something from us ...	I've go to accept that promotion to get behind this, haven't I?
i know that.	All enquiries to Information Retrieval. Which is hopeless, of course. They never tell you anything. But come the time they want something from us ...
all information on 3rd level suspects is classified.	I know that.
you don't happen to know how i can get around an irq/3 do you?	All information on 3rd Level Suspects is classified.
what's the matter?	You don't happen to know how I can get around an IRQ/3 do you?
damn! blast!	What's the matter?
can i forget it?	Yes.
i delivered it.	Can I forget it?
is it all right about mrs buttle's cheque?	I delivered it.
you are good to me sam.	Don't mention it. See you later.
that's it.	You are good to me Sam.
here.	That's it.
oh god! i think i've broken a bone. what a pathetic thing i am.	Here.
here we are. pink and blue receipts. all you've got to do is sign these and the back of the cheque.	Oh God! I think I've broken a bone. What a pathetic thing I am.
of course, of course. leave it to me. how do i authorize a cheque?	Here we are. Pink and blue receipts. All you've got to do is sign these and the back of the cheque.
call the motor pool and authorise personal transport.	Of course, of course. Leave it to me. How do I authorize a cheque?
here. what do i do next?	Call the motor pool and authorise personal transport.
what?	Drive out to Mrs Buttle, give her the cheque, tell her to sign her name on the back, cash it at the corner sweet shop.
you'd never get away with it. besides, you can't do that to somebody's refund. it's christmas. there is one more option.	What?
well, that's it! i may as well go and hang myself! this sort of thing couldn't have happened before the stupid seventh tier reorganization! that was simmons doing! and he and jeffries always sit together at lunch! the bastards!  ow!  perhaps we can lose it ... behind the filing cabinet ... or destroy it ... burn it ... eat it ...	You'd never get away with it. Besides, you can't do that to somebody's refund. It's Christmas. There is one more option.
problem. she doesn't have a bank account.	Well, that's it! I may as well go and hang myself! This sort of thing couldn't have happened before the stupid seventh tier reorganization! That was Simmons doing! And he and Jeffries always sit together at lunch! The bastards!  Ow!  Perhaps we can lose it ... behind the filing cabinet ... or destroy it ... burn it ... eat it ...
there we go. mrs. veronica buttle. what's the number on the cheque?	27156789/074328/K.
next of kin!	There we go. Mrs. Veronica Buttle. What's the number on the cheque?
try next of kin.	Next of kin!
dead! oh no! that's terrible! we'll never get rid of the damned thing! what are we going to do?	Try next of kin.
he is dead.	Dead! Oh no! That's terrible! We'll never get rid of the damned thing! What are we going to do?
hang on.	He is dead.
i've tried that! population census have got him down as dormanted, the central collective storehouse computer has got him down as deleted, and the information retrieval have got him down as inoperative ... security has him down as excised., admin have him down as completed	Hang on.
send it to somebody else. send it to buttle. it's his cheque.	I've tried that! Population Census have got him down as dormanted, the Central Collective Storehouse computer has got him down as deleted, and the Information Retrieval have got him down as inoperative ... Security has him down as excised., Admin have him down as completed
we've got to get rid of it! there's been a balls-up somewhere, and when the music stops they'll jump on whoever's holding the cheque!	Send it to somebody else. Send it to Buttle. It's his cheque.
i've never seen a ministry cheque before.	We've got to get rid of it! There's been a balls-up somewhere, and when the music stops they'll jump on whoever's holding the cheque!
i mean, buttle! it's been confusion from the word go! he's been wrongly charged for electromemorytherapy and someone somewhere is trying to make us carry the can!	I've never seen a Ministry cheque before.
tuttle?	I mean, Buttle! It's been confusion from the word go! He's been wrongly charged for Electromemorytherapy and someone somewhere is trying to make us carry the can!
the refund for tuttle!	Tuttle?
a cheque.	The refund for Tuttle!
it's your mother isn't it? pulling strings again.	What a BITCH!
you've been promoted.	It's your mother isn't it? Pulling strings again.
really.	You've been promoted.
would you really, sam?	Really.
i've told you before. i'd turn it down.	Would you really, Sam?
but if they did promote you	I've told you before. I'd turn it down.
don't worry.	But if they did promote you
what a relief! i don't know what i'd do if you ever got promoted.	Don't worry.
expediting has put in for electrical procedures in respect of buttle, archibald, shoe repair operative, but security has invoiced admin for tuttle, archibald, heating engineer	What a relief! I don't know what I'd do if you ever got promoted.
oh, good!	Expediting has put in for electrical procedures in respect of Buttle, Archibald, shoe repair operative, but Security has invoiced Admin for Tuttle, Archibald, heating engineer
information retrieval.	Oh, good!
isn't it? whose is it?	Information Retrieval.
it's not our mistake!	Isn't it? Whose is it?
oh my god, a mistake!	It's not our mistake!
it's not the machine. there's a mismatch on the personnel code numbers... ah there we go! that's a b58/732 when it should be a t47/215 ... tuttle ... he should have 31.06, debited against his account for electrical procedures, not buttle.	Oh my God, a mistake!
perhaps the machine's on the blink! it keeps picking up old films. that can't he right, can it?	It's not the machine. There's a mismatch on the personnel code numbers... Ah there we go! That's a B58/732 when it should be a T47/215 ... Tuttle ... he should have 31.06, debited against his account for electrical procedures, not Buttle.
lime, i need to use your computer	Sorry, a bit busy at the moment.  You seem to have quite a lot to do yourself.
hey - that's my desk!	Gillian Layton - Suspect S/5173. Truck driver! All enquiries, reference officer 412/L - Room 5001.  That's what I wanted to know. Thank you very much.
you haven't switched it on.	Oh - yes. Look you're putting me off, standing there! Go back to your office and I'll give you a knock when I've finished.
sod it, it's broken!	You haven't switched it on.
you must be joking -  when there's a woman involved - there's no stopping me. now, let me have that sheet.	Sod it, it's broken!
what?  look, let me use the console for a few minutes.	You must be joking -  When there's a woman involved - there's no stopping me. Now, let me have that sheet.
this is your dream girl, is it?	What?  Look, let me use the console for a few minutes.
i know her age and distinguishing marks. but i need an address or a place of work or something	This is your dream girl, is it?
a woman eh? i see.	I know her age and distinguishing marks. But I need an address or a place of work or something
alright. there's someone i want to check out. a woman called gillian layton.	A woman eh? I see.
i'll tell you what .... you tell me what and i'll do it for. i'm a bit of a whizz on this thing.	Alright. There's someone I want to check out. A woman called Gillian Layton.
yes.	I'll tell you what .... You tell me what and I'll do it for. I'm a bit of a whizz on this thing.
you want to take my console into your office?	Yes.
i'll bring it back in ten minutes.	You want to take my console into your office?
what?	I'll bring it back in ten minutes.
ah.  would you mind if i borrowed your computer console?	What?
ah, yes, you're the new boy from next door, ha ha!  my name's lime. harvey lime. welcome to expediting.	Ah.  Would you mind if I borrowed your computer console?
sam lowry.	Ah, yes, you're the new boy from next door, ha ha!  My name's Lime. Harvey Lime. Welcome to Expediting.
no, you can't have any more chairs! there's only one left in here now, and i need that to sit on!  oh ... er, sorry. who are you?	Sam Lowry.
how long will she he away?	There are some who go to Dr. Jaffe's clinic who never come back at all.
i won't be held responsible.	How long will she he away?
well, she's my mother, not yours.	I won't be held responsible.
she didn't say anything about it to me.	Well, she's my mother, not yours.
my mother said it would be all right.	She didn't say anything about it to me.
numero une, crevettes  la mayonaaise.	I'm sorry Alma, I didn't mean to sound so ...
oh, to hell with the diet, a number eight, please.	A most perceptive choice, Madam, if I may say so.  Monsieur?
{suddenly unctious) oh, but of course ...	We're meeting Mrs Terrain.
you remember samuel, my son.	{suddenly unctious) Oh, but of course ...
i'm sorry but ...	You remember Samuel, my son.
hello, spiro. merry christmas.	I'm sorry but ...
mother? ... what ... what's ... you've got to help me ...	Not now ... please
sam!!!	Mother? ... What ... what's ... you've got to help me ...
it seems you're the first person ever to turn down a promotion. he thinks you should see a doctor.	Actually, I've decided ...
i want to talk to him.	It seems you're the first person ever to turn down a promotion. He thinks you should see a doctor.
yes he is - he wants to talk to you.	I want to talk to him.
is mr helpmann here?	Yes he is - he wants to talk to you.
of course. isn't it wonderful? the bandages came of this afternoon. come and join the fun. everybody's here.	Is Mr Helpmann here?
mother? is that you?	Of course. Isn't it wonderful? The bandages came of this afternoon. Come and join the fun. Everybody's here.
i'm sorry. i don' t want dessert. i don't want promotion. i don't want anything.	Don't be childish, Samuel. Of course you want something. You must have hopes, wishes, dreams.
sam ... you haven't had dessert.	I'm sorry. I don' t want dessert. I don't want promotion. I don't want anything.
actually, alma, that's one of the little things i was dying to tell you ... sam's been promoted to information retrieval.	Mother!
this isn't rare!	By the way, I saw a wonderful idea for Christmas presents at the chemists. Gift tokens. Medical gift tokens.
what were we saying?	This isn't rare!
what is it?	It's something for executives.
i hope you like it. it's very exclusive.	What is it?
mr helpmann was very close to your poor father. he was very close to me. still is. he'll take you under his wing at information retrieval. you'll like it when you get there.	You're not listening, mother.
i just wish you would stop interfering, mother! i don't want promotion. i'm happy where i am.	No you're not. Jack Lint is a lesson to you - he never had your brains but he's got the ambition. You haven't got the ambition but luckily you've got me. And Mr Helpmann. Mr Helpmann was very close -
uh ...	He hadn't done anything ... He was good ... What have you done with his body?
what have you done with his body?	Um ...
er ... i assure you mrs buttle, the ministry is always very scrupulous about following up and eradicating error. if you have any complaints which you'd like to make, i'd be more than happy to send you the appropriate forms.	What have you done with his body?
my husband's dead, isn't he?	Er ... I assure you Mrs Buttle, the Ministry is always very scrupulous about following up and eradicating error. If you have any complaints which you'd like to make, I'd be more than happy to send you the appropriate forms.
yes. not my department ... i'm only records. it seems that mr buttle was overcharged by information retrieval. i don't think they usually make mistakes ... but, er ... i suppose we're all human.	My husband's dead, isn't he?
mistake?	Yes. Not my department ... I'm only records. It seems that Mr Buttle was overcharged by Information Retrieval. I don't think they usually make mistakes ... but, er ... I suppose we're all human.
it's a refund ... i'm afraid there was a mistake.	Mistake?
er, yes ...	Shirley and I come here regularly. I love romantic lingerie.
my complication had a complication, but dr chapman says i'll soon be up and bouncing about like a young gazelle. are you buying a christmas present for your mother?	Er, yes ...
i think that'll hold it.  hello shirley. just helping someone tie up a christmas present. how are you?	My complication had a complication, but Dr Chapman says I'll soon be up and bouncing about like a young gazelle. Are you buying a Christmas present for your mother?
ah ... hello, mrs terrain. sam lets go of the parcel and pushes jill away. she moves off.	I think that'll hold it.  Hello Shirley. Just helping someone tie up a Christmas present. How are you?
here we are! i'm going to leave you two lovebirds in peace.	I ... uh ...
i know, i know ...!	Here we are! I'm going to leave you two lovebirds in peace.
actually, there's someone i want to meet ...	I know, I know ...!
there was a slight complication. dr. chapman says it often happens with a delicate skin like mine. nothing to worry about. he's promised me i'll have these bandages off in a ...	Actually, there's someone I want to meet ...
whatever happened to you?	There was a slight complication. Dr. Chapman says it often happens with a delicate skin like mine. Nothing to worry about. He's promised me I'll have these bandages off in a ...
really, sam - when are you going to do something about these terrorists?	What? Now? It's my lunch hour.
that's all right ida ... it's just that he's such an artist. to him, cutting is so crude ... so primitive.	Numero trois, steak.  Monsieur, Mesdames, Bon appetit.
it's too exciting. i've left dr jaffe and gone to dr. chapman.	Numero deux, duck a l'orange.
numero huit, braised veal in wine sauce.	It's too exciting. I've left Dr Jaffe and gone to Dr. Chapman.
between you and me, madam, today the number two.	Thank you, Spiro. Shirley, what are you going to have?
i can't make up my mind whether to have a number one or a number two. what do you recommend, spiro?	Between you and me, Madam, today the number two.
put the phone down and your hands up.	What? Who is this?
who's that?	Put the phone down and your hands up.
hello. mr lowry?	Who's that?
hello ... hello ...	Hello. Mr Lowry?
yes, but. i've got to have a heating engineer	Thank you for calling Cen -
thank you for calling central services. i am sorry, due -	Yes, but. I've got to have a heating engineer
this is an emergency!	Thank you for calling Central Services. I am sorry, due -
thank you or calling central services. am sorry, due to temporary staff shortage, central services cannot take service calls centrally between 2300 and 0900 hours - have a nice day - this has not been a recording, incident-	This is an emergency!
hello - central services - i'm at 579b block l9, northwestern section d - that's exit 1 on green pastures highway at the orange blossom flyover - and i've got trouble with the air- conditioning	Thank you or calling Central Services. am sorry, due to temporary staff shortage, Central Services cannot take service calls centrally between 2300 and 0900 hours - have a nice day - this has not been a recording, incident-
i'm glad to see the ministry's continuing its tradition of recruiting the brightest and best, sir.	Thank you, Dawson.
and you can't tell me what the proper channels are, because that's classified information?	I'm glad to see the Ministry's continuing its tradition of recruiting the brightest and best, sir.
i'm afraid i can't, sir. you have to go through the proper channels.	And you can't tell me what the proper channels are, because that's classified information?
excuse me, dawson, can you put me through to mr helpmann's office?	I'm afraid I can't, sir. You have to go through the proper channels.
but i could be anybody.	No you couldn't, sir. This is Information Retrieval.  the lift's arrived, sir.
no need, sir	But I could be anybody.
my i.d. cards.	No need, sir
no, sir.	My I.D. cards.
er, don't you want to search me?	No, sir.
thirtieth floor, sir. you're expected.	Er, don't you want to search me?
my name is sam lowry. i have to report to mr warren.	Thirtieth floor, sir. You're expected.
what? ... oh ...	Madam ... CUT to WOMAN turning, half in flirtatious conversation. It is SAM's MOTHER, but miraculously another twenty years younger and ... a parody of SAM's Dream Girl.
i don't know which numero.	Numero, trois.
monsieur. quel numero.	I don't know which numero.
a steak, please. rare.  mother, i need to ...	Monsieur. Quel numero.
are we?	Ah yes, the lady is waiting.
what is it?	It's a 27B/6 of course.
for god's sake, what's happened?	Thermostat's gone. And then some.
hang on! wait a minute! you can't just go and leave it like this!	Why not? All you've got to do is blow yer nose and fix it, haven't you?
what?	Who fixed your ducts?
what is it?	It's a 27B/6, what did you think it was?
sign here please.	What is it?
what the - ? how did you - ?	Emergency procedures.
i'm sorry, but i'm a bit of a stickler for paper work. where would we be if we didn't follow the correct procedures?	We'll be back.
it's all right, terry, it's all right, everything's all right.	I'm sorry, but I'm a bit of a stickler for paper work. Where would we be if we didn't follow the correct procedures?
but we can get one.	It's all right, Terry, it's all right, everything's all right.
not ... as such ...	But we can get one.
have you got one or haven't you?	Not ... as such ...
now look what you've done to him.	Have you got one or haven't you?
i mean it fixed itself.	Fixed itself.
no, not at all. i mean, it's all right. it's fixed.	Fixed?
yes?	Central Services.
thank you very much. how much will it...?	On the house. You did me a favor. Check the corridor.
time to go.	Thank you very much. How much will it...?
what do they want you or?	Time to go.
my friends call me harry. information retrieval, eh? interesting!	What do they want you or?
listen .. um ... i don't want to get involved in any of this. but i work at the ministry of information, and i happen to know that information retrieval have been looking for an archibald tuttle, heating engineer. you wouldn't by any chance be -	My friends call me Harry. Information Retrieval, eh? Interesting!
are you expecting anyone?	No. Wait here.
can you fix it?	No. But I can bypass it with one of these
why? i came into this game for adventure - go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. now they've got the whole country sectioned of and you can't move without a form. i'm the last of a breed. ah ha! found it!  there's your problem.	Can you fix it?
well i suppose one has to expect a certain amount	Why? I came into this game for adventure - go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they've got the whole country sectioned of and you can't move without a form. I'm the last of a breed. Ah ha! Found it!  There's your problem.
the paperwork, couldn't stand the paperwork.  over to the left please, if you don't mind sir. hold it there. yes, there's more bits of paper in central services than bits of pipe - read this, fill in that, hand in the other - listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and i couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling in a 27b/6.... bloody paperwork.	Well I suppose one has to expect a certain amount
the pace?	The paperwork, couldn't stand the paperwork.  Over to the left please, if you don't mind sir. Hold it there. Yes, there's more bits of paper in Central Services than bits of pipe - read this, fill in that, hand in the other - listen, this old system of yours could be on fire and I couldn't even turn on the kitchen tap without filling in a 27B/6.... Bloody paperwork.
couldn't stand the pa - ah - we're getting warm -	The pace?
sorry. wouldn't it be easier just to work for central services?	Couldn't stand the pa - ah - we're getting warm -
... but, with all the new rules and regulations ... unncgh, c'mon, c'mon ... they can't get decent staff any more ... so ... they tend to turn a blind eye ... as long as i'm careful.  ... mind you, if ever they could prove i'd been working on their equipment ... well, that's a different matter ... up a bit with the torch, sir.	Sorry. wouldn't it be easier just to work for Central Services?
well, yes ... and no. officially, only central service operatives are supposed to touch this stuff ... could you hold these.	... but, with all the new rules and regulations ... unncgh, c'mon, c'mon ... they can't get decent staff any more ... so ... they tend to turn a blind eye ... as long as I'm careful.  ... Mind you, if ever they could prove I'd been working on their equipment ... well, that's a different matter ... up a bit with the torch, sir.
are you saying this is illegal?	Well, yes ... and no. Officially, only Central Service operatives are supposed to touch this stuff ... Could you hold these.
a little precaution, sir. i've had traps set for me before now. there are people in central services who'd love to get their hands on harry tuttle.	Are you saying this is illegal?
they're a bit overworked these days. luckily i intercepted your call.	What?
but ... i called central services.	They're a bit overworked these days. Luckily I intercepted your call.
ha!!	But ... I called Central Services.
tuttle! are you from central services?	Ha!!
harry tuttle. heating engineer. at your service.	Tuttle! Are you from Central Services?
what is this?  who the hell are you?	Harry Tuttle. Heating engineer. At your service.
nice and easy now. keep your hands where i can see them.	What is this?  Who the hell are you?
what if there is no tomorrow?	Go on, get outta here, Pierce, before I give you a big hug.  I love this guy.
i got some forms here to fill out about that accident when you get the time.  i'll fire you tomorrow. i promise.	What if there is no tomorrow?
no ...	I got some forms here to fill out about that accident when you get the time.  I'll fire you tomorrow. I promise.
you're late, pierce. i know, but i can't fire you. i've got nobody to work sixteen xray with walls.	No ...
i don't think a week's gonna do it.	I'm sorry, Pierce.  You're going out with Marcus. Duty calls. The City needs you.
i'll fire you tomorrow. hell, better than that, i'll forward you some sick time. a week, two weeks off-- how about that?	I don't think a week's gonna do it.
you swore you'd fire me if i came in late again.	I'll fire you tomorrow. Hell, better than that, I'll forward you some sick time. A week, two weeks off-- how about that?
i feel for you, but we got an emergency here. it's a weekend of full moons.  everyone's called in sick. larry, veeber, stanley too. we need bodies out there. i had to put marcus on twelve young. you know he's not supposed to work two nights in a row.	You swore you'd fire me if I came in late again.
you know they won't do it. it's up to you. you gotta be strong.	I feel for you, but we got an emergency here. It's a weekend of full moons.  Everyone's called in sick. Larry, Veeber, Stanley too. We need bodies out there. I had to put Marcus on Twelve Young. You know he's not supposed to work two nights in a row.
nobody tells me to fire anyone. i told them: shove it up the big one.  sorry.  i said, you want to fire him, come over and do it yourself.	You know they won't do it. It's up to you. You gotta be strong.
i'm sorry captain. don't take it too hard.	Nobody tells me to fire anyone. I told them: shove it up the big one.  Sorry.  I said, you want to fire him, come over and do it yourself.
i've never fired anyone in my life.	I'm sorry Captain. Don't take it too hard.
it's okay. i'll just get my things out of the locker.	I've never fired anyone in my life.
you're killing me, you know that? you got no sick time according to command. i've been told to terminate.	It's okay. I'll just get my things out of the locker.
i'm sick. that's what i've been telling you.	You're killing me, you know that? You got no sick time according to Command. I've been told to terminate.
what am i going to to do with this guy?  pierce, i was just on the phone with borough command. out of twelve shifts this month, you've been late for nine, sick four and that includes the shift where you came late and went home early.	I'm sick. That's what I've been telling you.
you can trust me on this one.	It's a miracle.
es impossible.	You can trust me on this one.
she's having a baby. twins.	Es impossible.
is she dying?	She's having a baby. Twins.
she say she in great pain.	Thanks for the translation.  What's your name? Nombre?
can you walk? puedes caminar?	She say she in great pain.
are you pregnant? estas embarazada?	Can you walk? Puedes caminar?
no, no, that's impossible.	Are you pregnant? Estas embarazada?
pregnant.	No, no, that's impossible.
no english. she has terrible pain in her belly.	Pregnant.
no underwear?	We are virgins.
never. no cigarettes, no drugs, no booze.	No underwear?
in that time, you ever have sex?	Never. No cigarettes, no drugs, no booze.
two years. ever since we left island.	In that time, you ever have sex?
you know each other a long time?	Two years. Ever since we left island.
be cool, man. you're having a paradoxical reaction. it can happen.  didn't i tell you this guy was stressed out?	Stressed? He's psycho.
he flipped out.	Be cool, man. You're having a paradoxical reaction. It can happen.  Didn't I tell you this guy was stressed out?
frank, take it easy. what happened?	He flipped out.
he looks like a cop.	He's not a cop, he's a medic.  I'm CY Coates.
it's okay, kanita. come on in.	He looks like a cop.
hey cy, guess who's here?	Mary ...
no.	Boy can't shoot for shit, either. Goddamn that's hot.
that's too bad. get some money, a nice looking girl on your arm, and everyone wants to take a piece. some kid i wouldn't let wash my mercedes is in my house, shooting at me. damn, i thought i could make it onto the balcony like tiger. he's fat, that's why, falls faster. i'm trying to watch my weight, and look what happens. am i shot, frank?	No.
dead.	That's too bad. Get some money, a nice looking girl on your arm, and everyone wants to take a piece. Some kid I wouldn't let wash my Mercedes is in my house, shooting at me. Damn, I thought I could make it onto the balcony like Tiger. He's fat, that's why, falls faster. I'm trying to watch my weight, and look what happens. Am I shot, Frank?
what about kanita?	Dead.
i was tired. i needed a coffee.	What about Kanita?
i've been thinking about things. meditating on my financial future. you guys gave me plenty of time to meditate on the future. whatja do, stop for chinese on the way over? there's plenty of food in my place.	I was tired. I needed a coffee.
you're going to live.	I've been thinking about things. Meditating on my financial future. You guys gave me plenty of time to meditate on the future. Whatja do, stop for Chinese on the way over? There's plenty of food in my place.
so, frank, am i going to live?	You're going to live.
i can't hold up my head anymore.	So, Frank, am I going to live?
they're gonna torch the fence. you're gonna feel the metal getting warm, maybe very warm.	I can't hold up my head anymore.
does that hurt?	No!
i guess i'll be going.	Just take it easy.
is this what you gave mary?	That's the stuff. I call it the Red Lion. Very king-of-the-jungle.
sleep is all stress reduction. here.  you take one of these, sleep two hours, that's all you need.  why do you think i'm telling you this, frank--for my health?  you ought to look at yourself in the mirror, man. kanita, get him a glass of water.	Is this what you gave Mary?
i should be going. i just quit.	Sleep is all stress reduction. Here.  You take one of these, sleep two hours, that's all you need.  Why do you think I'm telling you this, Frank--for my health?  You ought to look at yourself in the mirror, man. Kanita, get him a glass of water.
red death?  tell me something, frank--does killing your clients make good business sense to you? the kids selling that shit have no sense. they'll be taken care of, don't worry about that.	I should be going. I just quit.
did you give mary something called red death?	Red Death?  Tell me something, Frank--does killing your clients make good business sense to you? The kids selling that shit have no sense. They'll be taken care of, don't worry about that.
that shit is poison, frank. we don't drink alcohol here. what you need is one of these.	Did you give Mary something called Red Death?
got a beer?	That shit is poison, Frank. We don't drink alcohol here. What you need is one of these.
i'm always interested in people in stressful occupations and being a paramedic is about as stressful as i can imagine. here, sit down. what's it like? tell me some war stories.	Got a beer?
she wanted something to help her sleep.	Mary, we really have to go.
i know, but she told me to tell you she wants to crash here a few hours. terrible about her father, isn't it?	I better just go in and see her.
she asked me to pick her up.	I know, but she told me to tell you she wants to crash here a few hours. Terrible about her father, isn't it?
sleeping in the back.	She asked me to pick her up.
where is she?	Sleeping in the back.
mary said you might be coming.	Where is she?
frank pierce.	Mary said you might be coming.
male diff breather, approximately 30, houston and a.	Ten-four.
let's do it!  it's marcus, love, only for you.	Male diff breather, approximately 30, Houston and A.
you're going to three-four avenue c, 17 year-old female cardiac arrest, no further information.	Ten-four, hon.
don't worry, hon. young is here and he's gonna help out--just remember, you owe me.	You're going to three-four Avenue C, 17 year-old female cardiac arrest, no further information.
i can't wait all night, young. i'm holding a priority and if you don't answer i'm going to knock you out of service.	Don't worry, hon. Young is here and he's gonna help out--just remember, you owe me.
she said to me, i love the way you talk on the radio.	I can't wait all night, Young. I'm holding a priority and if you don't answer I'm going to knock you out of service.
twelve young, answer the radio. i have a call for you.	She said to me, I love the way you talk on the radio.
i'm not your baby, young, i'm not your mother either. you're going to a cardiac arrest, avenue c and ninth, northeast corner. it's a club. take the side entrance.	Ten-four, hon.  This is for you.
i usually don't do calls before coffee. but i think it might do you some good.  twelve young is here and i'm gonna take care of you, baby. don't you worry about a thing, yahear, cause marcus is alive and on arrival.	I'm not your baby, Young, I'm not your mother either. You're going to a cardiac arrest, Avenue C and Ninth, northeast corner. It's a club. Take the side entrance.
twelve young, i don't have time for your games. now answer me or do i have to come out there myself?	I usually don't do calls before coffee. But I think it might do you some good.  Twelve Young is here and I'm gonna take care of you, baby. Don't you worry about a thing, yahear, cause Marcus is alive and on arrival.
ib bangin.	What'd you mean IB Bangin? What kind of name is IB Bangin?
what's his name?	IB Bangin.
all right, all right, he's been snorting that red death stuff. been going for four days.	What's his name?
no way, man.	He's dead and there's nothing we can do. Come on, Frank, that's it.
no. he's dead.	No way, man.
he's going to be all right, right?	No. He's dead.
okay, what happened?	He's going to be all right, right?
oh man, bucky.	The pitch, high heater. Bucky knows what's coming. He steps in, smash, over the green monster.
what the hell.  the next year, tiebreaker for the division, in boston, yanks down two to nothing, bucky dent steps to the plate.	Oh man, Bucky.
yeah?	What the hell.  The next year, tiebreaker for the division, in Boston, Yanks down two to nothing, Bucky Dent steps to the plate.
sure, sure, give go.	Yeah?
no, i'd better not.	Sure, sure, give go.
here, you try.	No, I'd better not.
strawberry ain't shit. drug pussy.  me.  i swing like reggie. mr. october. number three, game six, world series.	Here, you try.
that's a hell of a swing you got there, noel. i'm thinking strawberry in his prime.	Strawberry ain't shit. Drug pussy.  Me.  I swing like Reggie. Mr. October. Number three, game six, World Series.
what did you say?	Shut up. You're going to die and he's not. Got it.
you're not going to die.	What did you say?
oh man, do you mean that?  thank you man, thank you. how?	Well, you have your choice: pills, injection, gas.
noel, you didn't let me finish. we have rules against killing people on the street. looks bad, but there's a special room at the hospital for terminating. a nice quiet room with a big bed.	Oh man, do you mean that?  Thank you man, thank you. How?
you came out of the hospital. you were tied down and hallucinating. you got some bad chemicals in your head, noel. there's some medicine at the hospital that will fix that.	No, no medicine!
see, i can't do it. i came out of the desert.	You came out of the hospital. You were tied down and hallucinating. You got some bad chemicals in your head, Noel. There's some medicine at the hospital that will fix that.
excuse me. you are a very kind man. i can see that. a man like you could not refuse a poor sick dying helpless man a small cup of water.	I can't. I have to stay with my patient.
frank.	Come on up.
who is it?	Frank.
this is not a good time.	There's no time.
no, we just ate. i only remember how tough my father was. now i know he had to be like that, to make us tough. this city'll kill you if you aren't strong enough.	No, the city doesn't discriminate. It gets everybody.
can i bring you something back to eat--a falafal, some pizza?	No, we just ate. I only remember how tough my father was. Now I know he had to be like that, to make us tough. This city'll kill you if you aren't strong enough.
i wish these people would leave already. i can't listen to another story. did you see him?  that doctor says the brain is coming around. they're waiting for the heart to stabilize. i don't know who to believe. he says they still have to keep him tied up.	Can I bring you something back to eat--a falafal, some pizza?
no problem. thanks for letting me crash. it was the best sleep i've had in months. i used some of your soap.	I wish these people would leave already. I can't listen to another story. Did you see him?  That doctor says the brain is coming around. They're waiting for the heart to stabilize. I don't know who to believe. He says they still have to keep him tied up.
ok, last night i was weak. it won't happen again. and all that shit i said--it was just because i was stoned. forget it.	No problem. Thanks for letting me crash. It was the best sleep I've had in months. I used some of your soap.
it'll be a while before he's up and running again.	OK, last night I was weak. it won't happen again. And all that shit I said--it was just because I was stoned. Forget it.
too bad. he called me up today, can you believe that? i don't know how he got my number. he asks me do i want to come over and see him, i tell him i'd rather go to a leper colony. he says there's a new gang that wants to kill him, take over the business. i told him i hope he's right. that they kill him. that's what i told him.	It'll be a while before he's up and running again.
he'll be all right.	Too bad. He called me up today, can you believe that? I don't know how he got my number. He asks me do I want to come over and see him, I tell him I'd rather go to a leper colony. He says there's a new gang that wants to kill him, take over the business. I told him I hope he's right. That they kill him. That's what I told him.
i heard cy coates was brought in. he looked pretty bad.	He'll be all right.
i need to sit down a minute.	Or maybe you wanna fuck me? Everyone else has.
what is it? you want to help me, you feel sorry for me? keep it to yourself.	I need to sit down a minute.
you and cy have a nice talk? he tell you about sunrise enterprises, helping people? well, i've seen him hurt people. why are you following me?	Because you can barely walk.
mary. mary, we've got to get going.	No, no.
we can still go back. i'll walk you home. you sleep a couple of hours, watch some tv, take a bath.	Don't be a cop. If you have any doubts about this, it's my fault.
i just have to relax a little. not feel so guilty all the time.	We can still go back. I'll walk you home. You sleep a couple of hours, watch some TV, take a bath.
fifteen minutes.	I just have to relax a little. Not feel so guilty all the time.
promise you won't go inside.	Fifteen minutes.
you asked me not to come.	Promise you won't go inside.
i shouldn't have asked you to come.	You asked me not to come.
no, i'll be fine. i'm just visiting a sick friend.	I shouldn't have asked you to come.
nothing's going to happen. i'll come with you.	No, I'll be fine. I'm just visiting a sick friend.
if i'm not back in fifteen minutes, hit the buzzer. that way she'll let me go.	Nothing's going to happen. I'll come with you.
maybe i should come up with you.	If I'm not back in fifteen minutes, hit the buzzer. That way she'll let me go.
i'm only asking because it's a dangerous building. there's been some robberies, a woman was raped not long ago. this woman i'm seeing, she'll want to talk to me all day, but if i can point to you out the window and say you're waiting, i can be out quick. if anything happens, i'll be in apartment 16m.	Maybe I should come up with you.
okay.	I'm only asking because it's a dangerous building. There's been some robberies, a woman was raped not long ago. This woman I'm seeing, she'll want to talk to me all day, but if I can point to you out the window and say you're waiting, I can be out quick. if anything happens, I'll be in apartment 16M.
don't say that. i wanted to cut my father loose too. they told me he almost died and five minutes later they say he's better and i go in. it's killing me seeing him fighting like that.  look, since you're here, maybe you could do me a favor. i need you to wait for me outside this building, okay? i have to visit a friend who's sick.	Okay.
don't seem so bad to me.	Don't say that. I wanted to cut my father loose too. They told me he almost died and five minutes later they say he's better and I go in. It's killing me seeing him fighting like that.  Look, since you're here, maybe you could do me a favor. I need you to wait for me outside this building, okay? I have to visit a friend who's sick.
i'm all right. i just can't stand to see people tied up.  i'm in the waiting room for hours, listening to noel screaming. the only reason he's screaming is 'cause he's tied up.	Don't seem so bad to me.
excuse me. you seemed like you were in trouble.	I'm all right. I just can't stand to see people tied up.  I'm in the waiting room for hours, listening to Noel screaming. The only reason he's screaming is 'cause he's tied up.
i better go check on my father. thanks for the pizza. i owe you one. maybe when he gets better, you know, when we're done with all this.	Sure.
mostly. it must be my face. my mother always said i looked like a priest.	I better go check on my father. Thanks for the pizza. I owe you one. Maybe when he gets better, you know, when we're done with all this.
maybe not. i was a different person then. does everybody you meet spill their problems on you like this?	Mostly. It must be my face. My mother always said I looked like a priest.
i think i'd remember that.	Maybe not. I was a different person then. Does everybody you meet spill their problems on you like this?
you must get a lot of overdoses. i bet you picked me up a couple of times.	I think I'd remember that.
you learn to sort of block it out, you know, like cops fence off a crime scene. but then something good will happen and everything will just glow.	You must get a lot of overdoses. I bet you picked me up a couple of times.
wow, you musta seen some things, huh? what's the worst thing you ever seen?	You learn to sort of block it out, you know, like cops fence off a crime scene. But then something good will happen and everything will just glow.
five years.	Wow, you musta seen some things, huh? What's the worst thing you ever seen?
how long you been doing this?	Five years.
it's been bad lately, but it's always bad.	How long you been doing this?
you married?	Ah, no. I was.  It's hard to explain. She had a hard time adjusting to, well, maybe it was my fault too.
they're fine. my old man was a bus driver, mom a nurse--i was sort of born to it, i guess.	You married?
like everybody else--except us. always standing on the sidewalk waving goodbye to moving trucks. your parents ... ?	They're fine. My old man was a bus driver, mom a nurse--I was sort of born to it, I guess.
we moved out after that. upstate.	Like everybody else--except us. Always standing on the sidewalk waving goodbye to moving trucks. Your parents ... ?
on yeah? i went to holy name. where'd you go to high school?	We moved out after that. Upstate.
i grew up on elizabeth. i went to blessed sacrament.	On yeah? I went to Holy Name. Where'd you go to high school?
yeah, or saint anthony. you from the neighborhood?	I grew up on Elizabeth. I went to Blessed Sacrament.
you remember that pizza place, joe's on tenth street maybe fifteen years ago?  when you ordered a pie it came with a little plastic madonna in the middle?	Yeah, or Saint Anthony. You from the neighborhood?
not as good as nino's.	You remember that pizza place, Joe's on Tenth Street maybe fifteen years ago?  When you ordered a pie it came with a little plastic madonna in the middle?
it's best not to ...  it's good pizza, huh?	Not as good as Nino's.
my father was a great man, you know. there was nobody he wouldn't help. you know that crazy guy noel who i gave water to last night? he lived in our house for almost a year. a total stranger he'd do anything for, his own family though ...	It's best not to ...  It's good pizza, huh?
he's better.	Look, I'm sorry, but it's important to me. I mean, a week ago I was wishing he was dead. And now I want hear his voice again, just once more-- you know what I mean?
he's better, though, right?	He's better.
that's how it's done. you have to keep the body going until the brain and heart recover enough to go on their own.	He's better, though, right?
you sure? i know my father would hate to be tied down. he wouldn't even go to the dentist.	That's how it's done. You have to keep the body going until the brain and heart recover enough to go on their own.
he wants to pull that tube out. it's pretty painful--that's why they keep him sedated--but it's a good sign.	You sure? I know my father would hate to be tied down. He wouldn't even go to the dentist.
be tough to get a taxi here. we can give you a ride if you like.	Okay.
you can't kill my father that easy. he'll fight forever. like with me: hasn't talked to me in three years. but it's okay. sometimes you have to put things behind you.	Be tough to get a taxi here. We can give you a ride if you like.
i was just going to get some food. pizza. maybe we could.	You can't kill my father that easy. He'll fight forever. Like with me: hasn't talked to me in three years. But it's okay. Sometimes you have to put things behind you.
sleeping.	I was just going to get some food. Pizza. Maybe we could.
how is she?	Sleeping.
i was going nuts in that waiting room so i came back to check on my mom.	How is she?
i think it looks good.	I was going nuts in that waiting room so I came back to check on my mom.
i know. it's awful, isn't it? night of the living cheerleaders.	I think it looks good.
you look so different.	I know. It's awful, isn't it? Night of the Living Cheerleaders.
i knew. i sensed it when i heard your voice.	You look so different.
well, the doctor says he's showing some movement. it's still early, it might mean nothing, but i thought you'd want to know.	I knew. I sensed it when I heard your voice.
he's better, isn't he?	Well, the doctor says he's showing some movement. It's still early, it might mean nothing, but I thought you'd want to know.
i'll be right down.	He's better, isn't he?
hello, i'm frank pierce, from the ambulance last night. i brought your father into the hospital and i just learned some news.	I'll be right down.
yes?	Hello, I'm Frank Pierce, from the ambulance last night. I brought your father into the hospital and I just learned some news.
she should go home.	I'd take her, but then who would stay here?
my father's in a coma, now my mother's going crazy. it's like she's in a trance.	She should go home.
thing is, i'm supposed to be the fuckup. the one on the stretcher in there--that's supposed to be me. with my parents crying out here. i got a lot of guilt, you know what i mean?	My father's in a coma, now my mother's going crazy. It's like she's in a trance.
he's working a double shift.	Thing is, I'm supposed to be the fuckup. The one on the stretcher in there--that's supposed to be me. With my parents crying out here. I got a lot of guilt, you know what I mean?
it's crazy in there. what's wrong with that doctor? he keeps mumbling, poking himself in the eye when he talks to me.	He's working a double shift.
no.	It's crazy in there. What's wrong with that doctor? He keeps mumbling, poking himself in the eye when he talks to me.
did you see my father?	No.
our lady of misery.	Did you see my father?
i think this place stinks.	Our Lady of Misery.
yes.	I think this place stinks.
he's dead, huh?	Yes.
yes.	He's dead, huh?
that boy you brought in, he was shot, wasn't he?	Yes.
it's okay. they're prescription.  works better with a little whiskey.	That's my brother's problem. He's passed out inside.
you shouldn't smoke.	It's okay. They're prescription.  Works better with a little whiskey.
go home. take her home. get some rest. not going to find anything out now.	That's what I told her. If she could just see him a second, then I could take her home.
right now, i'm more worried about my mother than anything. they won't let her see my father.	Go home. Take her home. Get some rest. Not going to find anything out now.
even when you say the things, there's always more things.	Right now, I'm more worried about my mother than anything. They won't let her see my father.
i'm not so sure. my father and i haven't spoken in three years. when my brother called to say my father was having a heart attack, that he'd locked himself in the bathroom, all the way going over i was thinking how i was gonna tell him what a bastard he was. then when i got up the stairs and we moved him onto the bed, i thought of all these other things i wanted to say.	Even when you say the things, there's always more things.
at least he's got people around him.	I'm not so sure. My father and I haven't spoken in three years. When my brother called to say my father was having a heart attack, that he'd locked himself in the bathroom, all the way going over I was thinking how I was gonna tell him what a bastard he was. Then when I got up the stairs and we moved him onto the bed, I thought of all these other things I wanted to say.
i mean if he was dead, i could handle that.	At least he's got people around him.
you never know.	I mean if he was dead, I could handle that.
it's the waiting that's killing me, not knowing, you know? it's really hard on my mother. the doctor doesn't think my father'll make it. he says he was dead too long, after six minutes the brain starts to die and once that goes, close the door.	You never know.
the first is always the best.	It's the waiting that's killing me, not knowing, you know? It's really hard on my mother. The doctor doesn't think my father'll make it. He says he was dead too long, after six minutes the brain starts to die and once that goes, close the door.
it's my first cigarette in over a year.	The first is always the best.
i wouldn't do that.  the doctor seems to think he's suffering from some rare disorder.	It's not so rare. He grew up on our street. He's had a rough life and he's a little crazy from it, but that's no excuse for not giving someone a lousy cup of water.
is there any chance?	I guess there's always a chance.
we'd better go outside. quickly.	Is there any chance?
i know him. that's noel.	We'd better go outside. Quickly.
he's very very sick.	I know him. That's Noel.
is he going to be alright?	His heart's beating.
music. i think it helps if you play something he liked.	John, play the Sinatra.
what?	Music. I think it helps if you play something he liked.
do you have any music?	What?
i quit! i'm through!	You can't leave me now.
where you going?	I quit! I'm through!
here's to the greatest job in the world.	Greatest job in the world.
i'll drink to that.	Here's to the greatest job in the world.
please, a little decorum if you will. what i was going to say is, is that holding that baby in my arms, i felt like i was twenty-one again. a call like that makes me think of going back to three nights a week, not two, start running again, cut down on the drinking.	I'll drink to that.
i hate vodka.	Please, a little decorum if you will. What I was going to say is, is that holding that baby in my arms, I felt like I was twenty-one again. A call like that makes me think of going back to three nights a week, not two, start running again, cut down on the drinking.
we just saved a little baby boy. think of it that way.	I don't want to hear about it, okay? That's three jobs for the night. It's over. Three jobs and time for a drink. Six am, the cocktail hour. Pass the bottle; I know you're holding.
you know what i'm talking about. it's all over your face. that i-just- saved-a-little-baby-boy look.	We just saved a little baby boy. Think of it that way.
what look?	You know what I'm talking about. It's all over your face. That I-just- saved-a-little-baby-boy look.
don't give me that look.	What look?
backup?	It's coming.
that's too many.	Backup?
three legs.	That's too many.
what's that, frank?	Three legs.
it's coming.  hold her down.	What's that, Frank?
look at that. a fat junkie. that's a first.	What's wrong.
no, you didn't, frank, thank you. but there's still a couple hours left on the shift.	I need a drink, that's all.
we're all whores, frank. you know what i'm talking about, the way she looked at me.	She wasn't looking at you, man, she was looking at me.
she's no whore, marcus.	We're all whores, Frank. You know what I'm talking about, the way she looked at me.
nice though, pulling back her hood as we drive by. there's a mystery to it, then she shows you.	She's no whore, Marcus.
what about rule number three: don't get involved with dispatchers named love.	You don't know the first thing about rule number three, cannot begin to understand the complexities of that rule. Come on, let's go look at some hookers. The Kit Kat will be letting out.  Don't ever call a junkie whore a crackhead. They get real mad.
rule number one: don't get involved with patients. rule number two: don't get involved with patient's daughters. you understand?	What about rule number three: Don't get involved with dispatchers named Love.
went over to sal's got this. there must be some place in hell for a guy who sells a dollar-fifty a slice. i call you if anything comes up.	Thanks.
i'm hungry too. we gotta get some food after this.	God help us, he's hungry too.
oh, frank, you've got it bad, so much worse than i thought.	I'm hungry too. We gotta get some food after this.
she's the daughter of a cardiac arrest i brought in last night. i told her we'd give her a ride back to misery. her father's showing signs of improving.	Oh, Frank, you've got it bad, so much worse than I thought.
who's that?	She's the daughter of a cardiac arrest I brought in last night. I told her we'd give her a ride back to Misery. Her father's showing signs of improving.
no, you never listened. i was going, man, if someone on high hadn't pulled me in. i had put all i had into saving this dumbass lowlife suicidal that when he went down, there was a part of me that wanted to go with him.	Make a left here. I want to stop.
where the guy jumped and you almost fell. no, you never told me that story.	No, you never listened. I was going, man, if someone on high hadn't pulled me in. I had put all I had into saving this dumbass lowlife suicidal that when he went down, there was a part of me that wanted to go with him.
i ever tell you about the time years ago i was on this ledge uptown, trying to talk this psycho inside?	Where the guy jumped and you almost fell. No, you never told me that story.
he's not dead. it's a heroin overdose. break out the narcon.	He's dead unless you folks want to stop bullshitting me and tell it straight. Then, Lord willing, we'll try to bring him back.
is it true that you and love went on a blind date?  she hit you with a bottle?	She loves me the way no woman ever has.
she only works when i'm on. i make her wait and it drives her crazy.	Is it true that you and Love went on a blind date?  She hit you with a bottle?
i think the worst is over.	It can always get worse. You can't change what's out there, only where you're coming from. You got to let the Lord take over, in here.
you ever notice people who see shit always, are crazy?	I think the worst is over.
the ghosts--	You ever notice people who see shit always, are crazy?
nobody gets fired. look at me. only thing they might do is transfer you to the bronx. you look like you aged ten years since i rode with you last.	The ghosts--
the captain almost fired me tonight. i'm on my way out. anytime now.	Nobody gets fired. Look at me. Only thing they might do is transfer you to the Bronx. You look like you aged ten years since I rode with you last.
my lord mother man, you look like hell. what were you drinking?	The captain almost fired me tonight. I'm on my way out. Anytime now.
where's burke?	Upstairs. 212. Had to shock him twice more.
crazy fucker.	Where's Burke?
no.	Crazy fucker.
jesus christ. nurse crupp!  anybody else hurt?	No.
last show of the night.	Jesus Christ. Nurse Crupp!  Anybody else hurt?
that's good, frank. no, but they might surgically implant one, about the size of my thumb. it goes near the shoulder here, with two electrodes connected to the heart. it sends a shock whenever it senses a drop in blood flow. amazing, isn't it?	A medical miracle.
what do you do, just have someone follow him around with a defribilator?	That's good, Frank. No, but they might surgically implant one, about the size of my thumb. It goes near the shoulder here, with two electrodes connected to the heart. It sends a shock whenever it senses a drop in blood flow. Amazing, isn't it?
fourteen. we finally got him a room upstairs. should be up there in a couple of hours.	What do you do, just have someone follow him around with a defribilator?
how many times have you shocked him tonight?	Fourteen. We finally got him a room upstairs. Should be up there in a couple of hours.
you can't believe how much he's improved.	How many times have you shocked him tonight?
oh jesus, put her on the monitor. where's the pediatric code cart?  odette give me that tube. all right, flatline--let's do cpr. step back, frank. how many months?	Can't tell. It was a breech, twins. The other one seems okay, though. Marcus is taking him and the mother to Maternity.
the family know?	I wanted to bring them in, to see if he'd respond to voices, but they weren't in the waiting room. The guy's daughter was in my face all last night and when I finally have something positive to tell her, she's gone.
who knows? it's all lower-brain-stem- activity. the heart refuses to stabilize--he's coded eleven times since he got here. this guy's a fighter. every time the valium wears off he starts yanking those restraints.	The family know?
what do you think?	Who knows? It's all lower-brain-stem- activity. The heart refuses to stabilize--he's coded eleven times since he got here. This guy's a fighter. Every time the Valium wears off he starts yanking those restraints.
burke. you won't believe it. he's showing cognitive signs. he started with spontaneous respiration, now he's fighting to pull out the tube. had to sedate him. he's in a cat scan. i'm giving him every test i can: thromboytics, steroids, nitrodrips, heparin.	What do you think?
that guy i brought in yesterday, post-cardiac arrest. he's gone.	Burke. You won't believe it. He's showing cognitive signs. He started with spontaneous respiration, now he's fighting to pull out the tube. Had to sedate him. He's in a CAT scan. I'm giving him every test I can: thromboytics, steroids, nitrodrips, heparin.
he one of them?	No, that's Noel. Used to be a regular off and on, hasn't been in in a while. He seized and almost coded--I gave him a hypertonic solution. He drank so much the kidneys were taking out salt. One for the textbooks.
he got better.	I hate pronouncing people dead over the phone.  Better, huh? They're fixed and dilated. He's plant food.
would you like to come in?	Yes.
you have to keep the body going until the brain and heart recover enough to go on their own.	Would you like to come in?
i'm sorry.	You have to keep the body going until the brain and heart recover enough to go on their own.
he was tough. you did all you could.	I'm sorry.
he coded. they shocked him one too many times. i'm sorry.	He was tough. You did all you could.
how can that be? he was getting better.	He coded. They shocked him one too many times. I'm sorry.
he's dead, rose. your father passed.	How can that be? He was getting better.
we're gonna save you, noel. you're gonna be all right.  do it, tom! i'll call for fucking backup, i swear!	You're crazy.
frank!	We're gonna save you, Noel. You're gonna be all right.  Do it, Tom! I'll call for fucking backup, I swear!
do it!	Frank!
frank!	Do it!
get the kit! we're gonna tube him!	Frank!
believe me, it always works. the simpler, the better.	You learn that in the army?
that's ridiculous.	Believe me, it always works. The simpler, the better.
if he sees me, he'll run, so i'll get out here. you start talking to him about baseball or something while i sneak around behind and get down and you push him. when he falls we get him.	That's ridiculous.
okay, whatta i do?	If he sees me, he'll run, so I'll get out here. You start talking to him about baseball or something while I sneak around behind and get down and you push him. When he falls we get him.
look at that. tell me that's a crazy person. every move is calculated. he knows exactly what he's doing. this is the guy. i've been after him for weeks. he's quick, runs like a rat, tough for one person, but with two of us--	Okay, whatta I do?
well, why don't they put him away? prisons don't want him. i took him to the hospital yesterday and here he is again.	Look at that. Tell me that's a crazy person. Every move is calculated. He knows exactly what he's doing. This is the guy. I've been after him for weeks. He's quick, runs like a rat, tough for one person, but with two of us--
he's crazy. he can't help it.	Well, why don't they put him away? Prisons don't want him. I took him to the hospital yesterday and here he is again.
this guy's been terrorizing the neighborhood for weeks, ever since he got outta jail, wreaking general havoc, contributing to the bad name of the place. the term "menace to society" was made up for him.	He's crazy. He can't help it.
what's the reason? give me a reason, tom.	Let me think.
you need a reason, frank. you don't just go around breaking people's windows. that's anarchy.	What's the reason? Give me a reason, Tom.
destruction, distraction. i feel the need.	You need a reason, Frank. You don't just go around breaking people's windows. That's anarchy.
why?	Destruction, distraction. I feel the need.
i don't know--let's break some windows.	Why?
what do you want to break?	I don't know--let's break some windows.
let's break something, tom. let's bust something, bomb something.	What do you want to break?
that's your job. just keep driving, keep moving. no stopping. we're sharks. we stop too long, we die.	Let's break something, Tom. Let's bust something, bomb something.
who with?	That's your job. Just keep driving, keep moving. No stopping. We're sharks. We stop too long, we die.
let's get in a fight, then.	Who with?
you want some bum in the bus terminal? we'll wait for a real call.	Let's get in a fight, then.
c'mon, tom, pick up a job.	You want some bum in the bus terminal? We'll wait for a real call.
as long as we keep moving. no standing still.	C'mon, look at your screen. Give up some blood!
get ready, frank. missed a drug shooting while you were dicking around in there. there's gonna be trauma tonight!	As long as we keep moving. No standing still.
how's he doing?	I haven't had a chance to see him yet. I'm going to take care of sleeping beauty.
i don't think the fire people can touch him out there.	How's he doing?
well, he's the steakhead of the night, then.	I don't think the fire people can touch him out there.
get this, frank--we got two patients. number one, the scarecrow outside. number two misses the railing but breaks both legs on the balcony, then throws himself through a glass window, heads to the bedroom, where he's now passed out.	Well, he's the steakhead of the night, then.
whadda we bring?	Better bring it all.
it's early for him.	That's all right, we're not meant to do Oh tonight. Something is going to happen. I can feel it.
mr. oh.	It's early for him.
you okay?	I never felt better in my life.
i've taken that into consideration.	You okay?
the brakes are shot.	I've taken that into consideration.
i feel the need, the need for speed. i'm driving out of myself.	The brakes are shot.
whatja doing?	I feel the need, the need for speed. I'm driving out of myself.
c'mon, tom. the city's burning.	Whatja doing?
where you going?	C'mon, Tom. The city's burning.
tom, where are the band-aids? this is an ambulance, isn't it?	Look out!
the cure's not working, tom. maybe we should go back to the hospital.	Don't worry, kid. Tom'll take care of you. Put your head out the window, get some of that summer air. Listen to the music. El Toro de Oro. Andale. Pronto.
ten-four. el toro de oro. blast off.	The cure's not working, Tom. Maybe we should go back to the hospital.
our mission is coffee, tom. a shot of the bull, puerto rican espresso.	Ten-four. El Toro de Oro. Blast off.
look up, frank. full moon. the blood's gonna run tonight. i can feel it. our mission: to save lives.	Our mission is coffee, Tom. A shot of the bull, Puerto Rican espresso.
great to be drunk. sobriety's killing me.	Look up, Frank. Full moon. The blood's gonna run tonight. I can feel it. Our mission: to save lives.
yeah. great, isn't it?	Great to be drunk. Sobriety's killing me.
these are hard times, tom.	Yeah. Great, isn't it?
come on, frank. there's blood spilling in the streets.	These are hard times, Tom.
i'm sick, tom. i need a cure.  vitamin b cocktail, followed by an amp of glucose and a drop of adrenaline. not as good as beer, but all i got.	Come on, Frank. There's blood spilling in the streets.
it's not worth it, tom. he's surrendering.	No prisoners. Don't worry, Frank, just a little psychological first aid.
stomach again.	No way!
one more time!	Stomach again.
you're in the stomach! let me try.	One more time!
you're in the stomach!	You sure?
jesus, tom walls, that crazy motherfucker.	Used to be my partner.
he's crazy.	You really think so?
tell me, you ever think of doing anything else?	Sure, I'm taking the captain's exam next year. After the kids are in school, Louise can go back to the post office and, I thought, what the hell, I'll start my own medic service. Out on the Island the volunteers are becoming salaried municipal. It's just a matter of time and who you know. Someday it's going to be Chief Larry calling the shots.
yeah, you're right.	Tell me, you ever think of doing anything else?
you take things too seriously. look at us, we're cruising around, talking, taking some quiet time, getting paid for it. we've got a good job here.	Yeah, you're right.
take me back, put me to bed; i surrender. we've done enough damage tonight.	You take things too seriously. Look at us, we're cruising around, talking, taking some quiet time, getting paid for it. We've got a good job here.
you have no sick time, frank. no time of any kind. everyone knows that.	Take me back, put me to bed; I surrender. We've done enough damage tonight.
i'm not feeling very well, larry. i say we go back to the hospital and call it a night.	You have no sick time, Frank. No time of any kind. Everyone knows that.
larry, swing over on eighth. we're gonna hafta run one of these calls.	Relax, will you.
faster! god!	Faster!
well why didn't you say so?	He's drunk.
they'll just keep calling.	Someone's gonna die someday causa that bum, going to have a cardiac and the only medics will be taking care of Mr. Oh.
it's not our job to taxi drunks around.	They'll just keep calling.
relax, it's a street job, easy except for the smell. we'll just throw him in back and zip over to mercy--no blood, no dying, that's how i look at it. he's just a drunk.	It's not our job to taxi drunks around.
mr. oh.	It's Mr. Oh. I'm not answering it.
don't push it, larry.	You're burned out.
that's what we're here for. come on, frank.	Don't push it, Larry.
you wanted it turned off. there's no such thing as a good fire. people get burned up. they can't breathe.	That's what we're here for. Come on, Frank.
what?	You know what. The radio.
turn it off.	What?
i eat. i just haven't had coffee yet.	Coffee and whiskey, lucky you ain't dead with that diet. Wait, I've got it. Half fried chicken with fries. Let's go, hurry up. Come on.
oh yeah, you don't eat food.	I eat. I just haven't had coffee yet.
i'm not hungry.	Oh yeah, you don't eat food.
i'm so stupid. i had beef lo mein last night. i can't eat the same thing two nights in a row. it's almost two o'clock, what the hell am i gonna do? what you getting?	I'm not hungry.
what?	I'm so stupid. I had beef lo mein last night. I can't eat the same thing two nights in a row. It's almost two o'clock, what the hell am I gonna do? What you getting?
oh no!--i just remembered.	What?
i think the moment that food hits your mouth we'll get a job.	Turn here. You missed it. The Chink is on 3rd.
the chinese close in five minutes. beef lo mein. it's  been on my mind since i woke. whatjathink?	I think the moment that food hits your mouth we'll get a job.
no we can't. he's got a pulse.	No shit.
yes, zebra. you'll be driving to the man who needs no introduction, chronic caller of the year three straight and shooting for number four. the duke of drunk, the king of stink, our most frequent flier, mr. oh.	Ten-four.  Don't go. Not this time.
look, frank, when i say don't answer it, that means answer it.  you can do that for me at least.  three zebra.	Yes, Zebra. You'll be driving to the man who needs no introduction, chronic caller of the year three straight and shooting for number four. The duke of drunk, the king of stink, our most frequent flier, Mr. Oh.
thirteen zebra. one-three zebra. you're going out of service in two seconds.	Look, Frank, when I say don't answer it, that means answer it.  You can do that for me at least.  Three Zebra.
four times this week i've had him. aren't there any other units out there?  don't answer the radio. they'll give it to someone else.	Thirteen Zebra. One-Three Zebra. You're going out of service in two seconds.
answer the radio zebra. you know it's that time.	Four times this week I've had him. Aren't there any other units out there?  Don't answer the radio. They'll give it to someone else.
zebra, are you there? i'm holding an unconscious at first and st. marks.	No! It's three o'clock. That can only mean one thing.
you see, he's giving it to us anyway.	Zebra, are you there? I'm holding an unconscious at First and St. Marks.
one-three zebra. zebra three, i need you.	You see, he's giving it to us anyway.
if you ever get restless in portland, let me know.	Why?
congratulations on history's longest winning streak.	If you ever get restless in Portland, let me know.
it's nice to see you.	Congratulations on history's longest winning streak.
he excels at gratitude.	Are you any closer to a decision?
okay.	I'll see you back at the hotel.
i thought she'd be here.  i'll go with you.	Okay.
i'm just bringing him over to give jane a look at him --	I thought she'd be here.  I'll go with you.
hi.	Well, this kid couldn't possibly belong to anyone else.  What's your name?
you know what i...	No, I liked the way it made me sound. Okay.  Be good.  So long.
i'm going to miss you -- you're a prick in a great way...	You know what I...
this story they won't cover.  and if the network doesn't cover it -- it must not be important so why worry.	I'm going to miss you -- you're a prick in a great way...
no.  i don't know how much fun it will be when martin klein and ernie have to drop off their credentials with the security guard.	This story they won't cover.  And if the network doesn't cover it -- it must not be important so why worry.
yes.  you're not going to stick around for the farewell party?	No.  I don't know how much fun it will be when Martin Klein and Ernie have to drop off their credentials with the security guard.
can i ask you something?  you only had one crew on the date rape piece, right?	Yes.  You're not going to stick around for the farewell party?
hold it down, okay?	Can I ask you something?  You only had one crew on the date rape piece, right?
it is.  yes -- that's where they had rorish, for god's sake, before they made him anchor.  i can't stand it -- they're grooming you for it all and you don't even know it.	Hold it down, okay?
i don't think so.	It is.  Yes -- that's where they had Rorish, for God's sake, before they made him anchor.  I can't stand it -- they're grooming you for it all and you don't even know it.
london.  that's a promotion!	I don't think so.
london.	London.  That's a promotion!
yes.  and i'm sorry that they're sending you down for a while, but you'll make it back...where they sending you?	London.
you packing up tonight?	Yes.  And I'm sorry that they're sending you down for a while, but you'll make it back...Where they sending you?
impossible.  there's no system that wouldn't value one of us.	Why?  What did they do to you?
they booted me out of washington.	Impossible.  There's no system that wouldn't value one of us.
what did they do with you?	They booted me out of Washington.
no.  don't worry about it.	I'll put her on.
yeah -- well, i'm sorry i'm tying up jane, i didn't realize you two would be going this late.  sorry.	No.  Don't worry about it.
everybody has one like that.  i thought it was great when you started to laugh at the end.	Yeah -- well, I'm sorry I'm tying up Jane, I didn't realize you two would be going this late.  Sorry.
you were smokin' toward the end there.	The pointers were great.  I'll study the tape.
oh, god, no!	And the left side of your face is the good one.  Go again.  And try to punch one word or phrase in every sentence -- punch one idea a story.  Punch -- come on --
don't let your eyes go from the beginning of the sentence to the end like that.  you don't want to look shifty, do you?	Oh, God, no!
no?	Don't let your eyes go from the beginning of the sentence to the end like that.  You don't want to look shifty, do you?
no.  no.	No?
it's not loaded.	I'll find some copy.  Be right back.
no.  that's not going to tell us anything.  let's get this prompter going.	It's not loaded.
just don't physically...  fantastic tip -- fantastic.	No.  That's not going to tell us anything.  Let's get this prompter going.
sit on it!  <u>now</u> look.	Just don't physically...  Fantastic tip -- fantastic.
i don't like being handled.	Sit on it!  <u>Now</u> look.
what?	Your coat jacket is rising up in back.
wait.	What?
it just might not work for me because of our different approaches.	Wait.
we sure do.  i don't mean it as a knock either.  go ahead.  i'll just say what i think and you can disregard it if you want.	It just might not work for me because of our different approaches.
this is uncomfortable for me -- because, well, i don't mean it as a knock, but we approach this differently.	We sure do.  I don't mean it as a knock either.  Go ahead.  I'll just say what I think and you can disregard it if you want.
what's wrong with it?	Nothing.  I think you really blew the lid off nookie.
i'm in a pissy mood.  i'm sorry.	What's wrong with it?
i'm starting to... we may do the capitols of the states.	Fifty, right?
you're feeling good, aren't you?	I'm starting to... We may do the capitols of the states.
there are only ten.	You're feeling good, aren't you?
yes.	There are only ten.
okay.	Yes.
yes, aaron.  i know the names of the cabinet.	Okay.
don't name them.  just tell me if you know.	Yes, Aaron.  I know the names of the Cabinet.
we're conversing...oh my, the names of the entire cabinet has slipped my mind.  what are they?	Don't name them.  Just tell me if you know.
okay, let's drop it.  i didn't mean i'd take a test for you -- i mean if that came up in conversation i'd...	We're conversing...Oh my, the names of the entire Cabinet has slipped my mind.  What are they?
can you name all the members of the cabinet?	Okay, let's drop it.  I didn't mean I'd take a test for you -- I mean if that came up in conversation I'd...
never to pretend to know more than i did.	Can you name all the members of the Cabinet?
and the rule was...	Never to pretend to know more than I did.
i made one rule for myself when this started and i realized i was going to take a lot from you people because of being from sports...	And the rule was...
okay.  pretty petty party, isn't it, pal?	I made one rule for myself when this started and I realized I was going to take a lot from you people because of being from sports...
shut up a second...	Okay.  Pretty petty party, isn't it, pal?
you have the job you have...	Shut up a second...
i'm not buying into any of that.  i have a load to learn.  i'm not going to act as if...	You have the job you have...
you can't talk about feeling intimidated when you're on top of the world.  it's unseemly.	I'm not buying into any of that.  I have a load to learn.  I'm not going to act as if...
oh, stop it.	You can't talk about feeling intimidated when you're on top of the world.  It's unseemly.
you know the other day i really wanted your reaction to how we did with the libyan report -- i was going to ask but i guess i feel a little intimidated with you.	Oh, stop it.
keep it to yourself.	You know the other day I really wanted your reaction to how we did with the Libyan report -- I was going to ask but I guess I feel a little intimidated with you.
great.  network news, washington... i love it.  what do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams?	Keep it to yourself.
how <u>you</u> doing?	Great.  Network news, Washington... I love it.  What do you do when your real life exceeds your dreams?
what did i do to you?	You've made my dreams silly.
why don't you lead?  i'll just follow the flurry you cause.	What did I do to you?
you want to go out there --  get out of this for a second?	Why don't you lead?  I'll just follow the flurry you cause.
same old stuff.  i'm watching a man who won three overseas press awards pitch an hors d'oeuvre idea.	You want to go out there --  get out of this for a second?
hi, aaron...what's doing?	Same old stuff.  I'm watching a man who won three Overseas Press Awards pitch an hors d'oeuvre idea.
...outlaw nation but strangely those who have interviewed gaddafi find him, in a phrase we like to use in this country, very 'presidential'.	Nice, Jane.
one source referred to it as a five billion dollar metal sculpture to ugly to look at and too big to bury.	You write this?
okay if i watch you tape that interview downstairs?	Yeah.
shit, shit, shit...	You're almost there, you can do it -- can do -- can do.
ravenous homosexual.	Stop the tape, okay.  Forget it, Ellen.  Let's call security and get him out.
which would you prefer?	Ravenous homosexual.
i don't like the word gay.	Which would you prefer?
you're saying the fact that you're gay had something directly to do with your promotions?	I don't like the word gay.
eventually rising to...	Office Bimbo.  No, I'm sorry.
i was there two years and was promoted on merit nine times.	Eventually rising to...
you worked at one time as foreign service trainee in the state department.	I was there two years and was promoted on merit nine times.
yes.	You worked at one time as Foreign Service Trainee in the State Department.
i might as well ask you the questions on tape.  is that all right?	Yes.
yes.	I might as well ask you the questions on tape.  Is that all right?
that's your full name?	Yes.
yes.	That's your full name?
it's mr. buddy felton?	Yes.
i like it!  so, doll, what about you lately?	Well -- my wife got this new job...
well, we met about three months ago. he works at the surgeon general office. he loves boating.  so, he's been getting me into water skiing.	I like it!  So, doll, what about you lately?
so who's the guy?	Well, we met about three months ago. He works at the surgeon general office. He loves boating.  So, he's been getting me into water skiing.
really?	I'm going to take it.
i think so...they've been talking to me about being tom's managing editor.	Really?
you won't be able to stay mad at me, right?	I hope so...  No.  I'm not really mad.  I'll miss you, we'll talk, we'll always be friends...we'll get hot for each other every few years at dinner and never act on it, okay?
i'll be walking with my wife and two children -- we'll bump into you on the street, my youngest son will say something and i'll tell him...  ...it's not nice to make fun of single, fat ladies.	You won't be able to stay mad at me, right?
yes.	I'll be walking with my wife and two children -- we'll bump into you on the street, my youngest son will say something and I'll tell him...  ...it's not nice to make fun of single, fat ladies.
okay, that's very easy.  five, six years from now i'll be in town to collect an award representing the surge in foreign coverage by local stations.	Yes.
you are now required to sit here with me.  come on...be smart for a second -- what do you think will happen to us?	Okay, that's very easy.  Five, six years from now I'll be in town to collect an award representing the surge in foreign coverage by local stations.
maybe the best part of your life is over and you don't want to get up and start the bad part.	You are now required to sit here with me.  Come on...be smart for a second -- what do you think will happen to us?
i just want to sit here longer, i mean the feeling is powerful -- why's that?	Maybe the best part of your life is over and you don't want to get up and start the bad part.
let's go...	I just want to sit here longer, I mean the feeling is powerful -- why's that?
you're just trying to say all great stuff so i'll feel even worse that you're not around.	Let's go...
ernie told this story.  how he used to write obits and when the people in town called him up with death notices, he cried.  he was till that way when they promoted him out of obits.  he says you're lucky if you can get out while you could still cry.  i should have quit this place  three years ago.	You're just trying to say all great stuff so I'll feel even worse that you're not around.
tell me the god's honest truth -- are you leaving because of me? because if you are...	Ernie told this story.  How he used to write obits and when the people in town called him up with death notices, he cried.  He was till that way when they promoted him out of obits.  He says you're lucky if you can get out while you could still cry.  I should have quit this place  three years ago.
stop.  ernie thought i was good too -- he couldn't help.  my agent has a hot prospect -- the number two station in portland.  the general manager says he wants to be every bit as good as the networks.  personally, i think he should aim higher.	Tell me the God's honest truth -- are you leaving because of me? Because if you are...
why not try it for a few weeks?	Stop.  Ernie thought I was good too -- he couldn't help.  My agent has a hot prospect -- the number two station in Portland.  The general manager says he wants to be every bit as good as the networks.  Personally, I think he should aim higher.
i just found out.  you didn't say anything to me?  you just resign? will you meet me now? -- no, now! i'm going away tomorrow.  please.	Why not try it for a few weeks?
speaking.	I just found out.  You didn't say anything to me?  You just resign? Will you meet me now? -- No, now! I'm going away tomorrow.  Please.
bastard, sneak, quitter.	Speaking.
don't say anything about anything.	Hi.  Will I ever sing again?
i've got to not say that aloud; it takes too much out of me.	Sit down, stop.
yes, yes.  i know.  right.  and if it had gone well for me tonight, maybe i'd be keeping quiet about all this...i grant you everything but give me this...he does personify everything you've been fighting against...and i'm in love with you.  how do you like that? -- i buried the lead.	I've got to not say that aloud; it takes too much out of me.
you were quick enough to get tom's help when...	Yes, yes.  I know.  Right.  And if it had gone well for me tonight, maybe I'd be keeping quiet about all this...I grant you everything but give me this...he does personify everything you've been fighting against...And I'm in love with you.  How do you like that? -- I buried the lead.
because we have the kind of relationship where if i were the devil, you'd be the only one i told.	You were quick enough to get Tom's help when...
how?	Because we have the kind of relationship where if I were the Devil, you'd be the only one I told.
no.  you know that i'm not.	How?
i think you're the devil.	No.  You know that I'm not.
what do you think the devil is going to look like if he's around?  nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail.  no.  i'm semi-serious here.  he will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great god-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing...he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. just coax along flash over substance... just a tiny bit.  and he will talk about all of us really being salesmen.  and he'll get all the great women.	I think you're the Devil.
this isn't friendship.	What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around?  Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail.  No.  I'm semi-serious here.  He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing...he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance... Just a tiny bit.  And he will talk about all of us really being salesmen.  And he'll get all the great women.
i know you care about him.  i've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't take it wrong when i tell you that i believe that tom, while a very nice guy, is the devil.	This isn't friendship.
yeah -- being a basket case.	I know you care about him.  I've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't take it wrong when I tell you that I believe that Tom, while a very nice guy, is the Devil.
you can't end up with tom because it goes totally against everything you're about.	Yeah -- being a basket case.
yes, i guess.  yes.	You can't end up with Tom because it goes totally against everything you're about.
aaach...jane...  let's take the part that has nothing to do with me.  let's let me be your most trusted friend, the one that gets to say awful things to you.  you know?	Yes, I guess.  Yes.
let me think a second.  it's tough.	Aaach...Jane...  Let's take the part that has nothing to do with me.  Let's let me be your most trusted friend, the one that gets to say awful things to you.  You know?
what?	Let me think a second.  It's tough.
yeah.  well...i think it is important for you too.  sit down.	What?
this is important to me.	Yeah.  Well...I think it is important for you too.  Sit down.
don't go.	This is important to me.
no!!!!!	Don't go.
i don't know.  i may be in love with him.	No!!!!!
call him -- i mean it can wait, right?	I don't know.  I may be in love with him.
i told what's his name -- tom -- that i'd meet him.	Call him -- I mean it can wait, right?
i have to be somewhere.	I told what's his name -- Tom -- that I'd meet him.
i don't know.  at a certain point it was so off the chart bad -- it got funny.  my central nervous system was telling me something. jane -- sweat running down my face -- makeup falling into my eyes -- people turning this fusillade of blow dryers on me -- all so i could read introductions to other people who were covering stories which is what i like to do anyway.  and i'm chipper because you finally showed up.  i thought i'd cook for us. tequila and eggs sound good?	I have to be somewhere.
if all that happened, how come you're so chipper?	I don't know.  At a certain point it was so off the chart bad -- it got funny.  My central nervous system was telling me something. Jane -- sweat running down my face -- makeup falling into my eyes -- people turning this fusillade of blow dryers on me -- all so I could read introductions to other people who were covering stories which is what I like to do anyway.  And I'm chipper because you finally showed up.  I thought I'd cook for us. Tequila and eggs sound good?
no, nice ones worried that i was having a heart attack.	If all that happened, how come you're so chipper?
there were complaining phone calls because you were sweating?	No, nice ones worried that I was having a heart attack.
i'm not kidding.	There were complaining phone calls because you were sweating?
stop kidding.  i want to know what happened.	I'm not kidding.
people phoned in.	Stop kidding.  I want to know what happened.
what do you mean, flop sweat? -- you're making too much out of it...i'll bet you were the only one aware of it...	People phoned in.
it was great...writing my little first rate copy, sitting on my jacket, punching my one thought. but i had this historic attack of flop sweat so they'll never let me another again.  oh, i lost one of your shoulder pads -- how was your evening anyway?	What do you mean, flop sweat? -- you're making too much out of it...I'll bet you were the only one aware of it...
aaron, will you tell me?	It was great...writing my little first rate copy, sitting on my jacket, punching my one thought. But I had this historic attack of flop sweat so they'll never let me another again.  Oh, I lost one of your shoulder pads -- how was your evening anyway?
i lost six pounds...	Aaron, will you tell me?
then what was good about it?	I lost six pounds...
no.	Then what was good about it?
do others feel that you did well?	No.
no.	Do others feel that you did well?
do you feel good about it?	No.
define your terms.	Do you feel good about it?
did it really go well?	Define your terms.
then it went well.	Did it really go well?
no.	Then it went well.
you didn't see it or speak to anybody?	No.
how'd it go?	You didn't see it or speak to anybody?
thanks, jane.  have a good time tonight.	You too.
okay, great -- good luck.	Thanks, Jane.  Have a good time tonight.
<u>if</u>...if not, i'll have the tape...i'll wait for you at my apartment.	Okay, great -- good luck.
i'm not sure i'll be able to...i...	<u>If</u>...if not, I'll have the tape...I'll wait for you at my apartment.
me too...hey...if it gets dull a little before 11:00, drop by the studio.	I'm not sure I'll be able to...I...
well, the line of the jacket -- no really....just very nice...just right. i wish i could be there.	Me too...Hey...if it gets dull a little before 11:00, drop by the studio.
yes.	Well, the line of the jacket -- No really....just very nice...just right. I wish I could be there.
as good as humanly possible.	Yes.
because this is important -- so don't just be polite.  i'd really like to look...what's the word i'm looking for?...	As good as humanly possible.
could you at least pretend that this is an awkward situation for you -- me showing up while you're getting ready for a date.	It's not a date.  It's co-workers going to a professional conclave.
i read about it -- that's how you can make sure you don't put on too much perfume...	Could you at least pretend that this is an awkward situation for you -- me showing up while you're getting ready for a date.
did you bring your grey suit?	Yes...I was thinking that way too... Which tie?
i didn't know you were going with him.	Did you bring your grey suit?
tom...why don't i meet you there? i've got some last minute stuff i've got to take care of...hey, how did you resolve your dilemma -- did you rent the tux or buy it...i knew it. how much?  wow...okay...see you there...	I didn't know you were going with him.
aaah --  -- ello.  you sure they said the management meeting?  they want me to be at the management meeting.	They're not that dumb, after all.
a long time.  i was restless. will you crack my neck?	Aaah --  -- ello.  You sure they said the management meeting?  They want me to be at the management meeting.
jesus, jane.  how long have you been here?	A long time.  I was restless. Will you crack my neck?
yes.	Good.
absolutely...you go have a good time... you have some place to go?	Yes.
you know you've had a strange day... i'd sleep on all these things you've been thinking.	Absolutely...You go have a good time... You have some place to go?
which means i'm at their mercy and who wants that?...i'm not going to tell you where this thought led me... anyway, well, why not  tell you? -- it's a happy thing.  in the middle of all this i start to think about something that does nothing but make me feel good and makes immediate sense and that's you ...and i'll stop here but, jane, i'd give anything if you were two people so i could call up the one who's my friend and tell her about the one i'm in i...i don't think i should go any further.  come on -- i'll walk you to the corner.	You know you've had a strange day... I'd sleep on all these things you've been thinking.
sounds like you may be on to something.	Which means I'm at their mercy and who wants that?...I'm not going to tell you where this thought led me... Anyway, well, why not  tell you? -- it's a happy thing.  In the middle of all this I start to think about something that does nothing but make me feel good and makes immediate sense and that's you ...And I'll stop here but, Jane, I'd give anything if you were two people so I could call up the one who's my friend and tell her about the one I'm in I...I don't think I should go any further.  Come on -- I'll walk you to the corner.
i figured out exactly why it is i'm so hung up on getting a chance at weekend anchor...it's because if i do that well, they'll pay me more, treat me great and my life will be better.  that's why.	Sounds like you may be on to something.
well, whatever you think.	I figured out exactly why it is I'm so hung up on getting a chance at weekend anchor...It's because if I do that well, they'll pay me more, treat me great and my life will be better.  That's why.
right and we have the '81 pilot on the way in -- nobody else will have him.	You're welcome.  Sow how does it feel to...I know you gotta go -- Me too.  We're very busy here.
me again.  hi.  listen gaddafi doesn't foam at the mouth or anything.  when you speak to him he's not at all nuts. he seems like a leader -- very impressive, self-control...that's what's so strange.	Right and we have the '81 pilot on the way in -- Nobody else will have him.
i think the pilot that shot down the libyan in 1981 is stationed right here.  maybe you could get him -- and maybe tom should say that our f-14 is one of the hardest planes to fly. they're nicknamed 'tomcats'.	Thanks.  The F-14 is one of the most difficult planes to master.  Oh, you call them 'Tomcats' and in the 70's the first crop had a number of crashes.
watch? --	I'll come by your place, right after...drink, take pills... Love you.
i'll tell you later -- where you going to watch from?	Watch? --
what happened?	I'll tell you later -- where you going to watch from?
i write for you sometimes.	Not because you have to.
to the pan of the supplies boxes --	Can you believe it?  I just risked my life for a network that tests my face with focus groups.
we can cut back at the end.	To the pan of the supplies boxes --
of course.	We can cut back at the end.
did you shoot their boots?	Of course.
okay.  great line at the end.	Did you shoot their boots?
last time paul was sick they gave connie the weekend news instead of me.	You spend too much time -- much too much worrying about that crap...  Oh good.
if we don't get to their camp soon, we won't be able to tape the supplies coming in.	Last time Paul was sick they gave Connie the weekend news instead of me.
i didn't sleep.  they're giving me less and less air time.  they don't think i'm at all anchor material.	If we don't get to their camp soon, we won't be able to tape the supplies coming in.
eleven and a half.	Oh, God.  Back it, Bobbie -- Bobbie?
nine seconds.	Eleven and a half.
they didn't hire peter stiller from the <u>times</u> and he had a great audition tape.	You want to start going over who they could have gotten?  They can't take on people like this for network news.  For God's sake.  What's going on?
wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?  if needy were a turn-on?	Call if you get weird.
good night.	Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?  If needy were a turn-on?
i'd give anything if that were true.	Good night.
this conversation is not worthy of you.	I'd give anything if that were true.
okay.  i feel like i'm slipping but do people who are actually slipping feel that way or is it always the really good people who are moving up who invariably think they're slipping because their standards are so high?	This conversation is not worthy of you.
sure.	Okay.  I feel like I'm slipping but do people who are actually slipping feel that way or is it always the really good people who are moving up who invariably think they're slipping because their standards are so high?
okay.  let's do me.	Sure.
because nobody invites a bad- looking idiot to their bedroom.	Okay.  Let's do me.
why do you say that?	Because nobody invites a bad- looking idiot to their bedroom.
he must have been great-looking, right?	Why do you say that?
where's where i asked him about being scared?  you should work on your speech.	No.  It makes me nervous to think about it.  Let's do this.
a half hour in the lobby.	Okay, I'll see you in the lobbies [<i>sic</i>].
now listen, arnold just said that he's been making three million a movie now.  but he's not ever gonna change.  he's still the same person when he was making two million dollars a movie.  he feels no different.  he also bought a brand- new condo with maria, they gonna furnish tastefully.	A half hour in the lobby.
at six o'clock on the wake-up news they used the wrong missile graphic.	Now listen, Arnold just said that he's been making three million a movie now.  But he's not ever gonna change.  He's still the same person when he was making two million dollars a movie.  He feels no different.  He also bought a brand- new condo with Maria, they gonna furnish tastefully.
hi.  turn on your tv... <u>good morning america</u>, the <u>morning news</u> and <u>today</u> are all about to talk to arnold schwarzenegger and i think he's live on at least two of them.	At six o'clock on the wake-up news they used the wrong missile graphic.
i'll put him in the low corner of the frame -- good.	In other times, with other purposes, there might be a band and bunting here at the bus depot for J.D. Singer's return from war.  Last week he was decorated by a president for heroism in a war.  But it was the civil war -- in Angola -- and he was in it for the money.
oh, you mean use him...that's nice.  okay.	I'll put him in the low corner of the frame -- good.
okay.	In other times, for other purposes, there might be a band and bunting here at the bus depot for J.D. Singer's return from war.  He...
no -- don't worry about it.  let's do this.	Okay.
in front of a little -- it's a bit... you want a mirror?	No -- Don't worry about it.  Let's do this.
it's an ethnic curl, i can't do anything about it.	In front of a little -- it's a bit... You want a mirror?
your hair's a little funny.	It's an ethnic curl, I can't do anything about it.
ready.	Your hair's a little funny.
the cost-efficient reporter.	So I quit.
they told me they'd keep me because they could plug me into any story and my salary was in line.	The cost-efficient reporter.
it's what he did.  i'm proud of him.	They told me they'd keep me because they could plug me into any story and my salary was in line.
i understand.  i'll go with you.	Thanks.
okay.  i think i'd better be alone for a while.	I understand.  I'll go with you.
it's been a while since you read the news -- i'll have somebody work with you.  just on superficial performance things.	Okay.  I think I'd better be alone for a while.
prepare what?  you have saturday's news handy?	It's been a while since you read the news -- I'll have somebody work with you.  Just on superficial performance things.
please prepare carefully.  this couldn't come at a better time.	Prepare what?  You have Saturday's news handy?
do it then.	Please prepare carefully.  This couldn't come at a better time.
i could do it this saturday -- everyone wants off for the correspondents' dinner.	Do it then.
do one thing to me?  get me one shot at anchoring the weekend news -- they've never seen me do it.  i think it could turn them around.	I could do it this Saturday -- everyone wants off for the Correspondents' Dinner.
all i know is that they've got to fire a large number of people... and they're not going by seniority. there's a recklessness in the air. they...	Do one thing to me?  Get me one shot at anchoring the Weekend News -- they've never seen me do it.  I think it could turn them around.
ah, damn -- the fucking jerks -- my, god.  they want to fire me.	All I know is that they've got to fire a large number of people... and they're not going by seniority. There's a recklessness in the air. They...
i'm no suggesting the worst will happen...but someone with your brilliance gets nibbles about other jobs and maybe, the next time that happens, down the road -- you should look into it.	Ah, damn -- the fucking jerks -- My, God.  They want to fire me.
wait.  bullshit me a little...i'm beginning to appreciate it.	I'm no suggesting the worst will happen...but someone with your brilliance gets nibbles about other jobs and maybe, the next time that happens, down the road -- you should look into it.
aaron, i've never seen them like this -- i think paul's nervous about his own job and for some reason he thinks you only appeal to...	Wait.  Bullshit me a little...I'm beginning to appreciate it.
upper management thinks you're dull.	Aaron, I've never seen them like this -- I think Paul's nervous about his own job and for some reason he thinks you only appeal to...
just blunt talk, okay?  i'd really appreciate bluntness.	Upper management thinks you're dull.
anyway.  i want you to think of this as...	Just blunt talk, okay?  I'd really appreciate bluntness.
wipe me out?	Anyway.  I want you to think of this as...
we know each other well enough for me to care how i put something to you which could wipe you out. so i will phrase things the way i think they should be phrased.  all right?	Wipe me out?
just tell me what's really going on.  i think we know each other well enough for me to expect that.	We know each other well enough for me to care how I put something to you which could wipe you out. So I will phrase things the way I think they should be phrased.  All right?
i don't know if we have any younger man more respected in our operation than you.	Just tell me what's really going on.  I think we know each other well enough for me to expect that.
yeah --	I don't know if we have any younger man more respected in our operation than you.
outside?	Yeah --
oh, i was just writing you a note. what do you say we take a walk?	Outside?
stop it.	I'll tell you what.  I'll stay if Tom knows how to spell Gaddafi.
that's it.  i resign as of now.	Stop it.
i had the strangest thing happen yesterday.  anne and i have been married what? -- thirty-six years... everything fine -- two days after the promotion came through, i was checking myself in the mirror and she was making a face at me behind my back. so yesterday i looked in the mirror and she was doing it again.	You didn't say anything to her?
i saw the smile -- good piece.	I'm gonna go look at it again.
all this business of war -- do you get scared?	Uh-uh.  I'm a little freaked right now about seeing my father though.
fuck.  fuck.  fuck.  fuckes.  snot... fuckee.  you want to use that?	It depends on how big a news day it is.
how long has it been since you've been home.	Fuck.  Fuck.  Fuck.  Fuckes.  Snot... Fuckee.  You want to use that?
move away from me.	How long has it been since you've been home.
we came from washington.	Move away from me.
no.	We came from Washington.
just a few questions?	No.
no.  i think anyone who puckers their lips and presses it against his boss' buttocks and then smooches is an ass kisser.	My gosh, and for a while there, I was attracted to you.
you think anyone who's proud of the work we do is an ass kisser.	No.  I think anyone who puckers their lips and presses it against his boss' buttocks and then smooches is an ass kisser.
take care, paul.  it takes a certain kind of courage for you to say that in front of the president of the news division.	You think anyone who's proud of the work we do is an ass kisser.
goodbye, paul.	Take care, Paul.  It takes a certain kind of courage for you to say that in front of the President of the News Division.
i was a little nervous there for a minute.	Oh, come on -- tell us another.
norman rockwell's enduring portrait of a <u>homecoming</u>  the return of a fighting man has always been one of the more moving ceremonies of war... tearful women, proud men, excited children.  but j.d. singer was right -- his homecoming was no big deal.	We have a minute and a half.  It's my responsibility to tell them we won't be ready.
norman rockwell's 'homecoming.'	Oh, that's nice...  We'll need some new lines.
what is she shooting?	Norman Rockwell's 'Homecoming.'
okay.  i just wanted you to know.	What is she shooting?
this is a brutal layoff...and all because they couldn't program wednesdays.	You can make it a little less brutal by knocking a million dollars or so off your salary.
bill...this is hard on all of us and it's no time for compliments. but i think it's extraordinary of you to come down here for this.	If we're not here for each other during the tough time, we're not a news organization.
i'd like to take everyone out after the show.	Bill...This is hard on all of us and it's no time for compliments. But I think it's extraordinary of you to come down here for this.
almost immediately.	I'd like to take everyone out after the show.
just when do you start, telling people?	Almost immediately.
no, i don't.  he happens to deserve the credit.  he's right here.	I'll speak to you soon
well, you always want to give the credit away, do you?	No, I don't.  He happens to deserve the credit.  He's right here.
aaron should be hearing this so i have an extra witness.	Well, you always want to give the credit away, do you?
but thanks.	Well, the visual with the boots at the end was just perfect.
thanks.  i just wish you'd kept the first twenty seconds.	But thanks.
well, darling, if it gets any better than that, i'm going to have to bring you up here to new york.	Thanks.  I just wish you'd kept the first twenty seconds.
yes.	Well, darling, if it gets any better than that, I'm going to have to bring you up here to New York.
jane?	Yes.
they canned me.  well, my brother will feel great -- now he's not the only screw-up.	It's started.
what are you dressed up for?  oh, that's right -- because the evening news is here this week.	I spent a fortune on this.
do you know you're the second woman in network news history to produce?	No, I'm not.  I'm the fourth. Joan Richmond.  Pauline Fredericks got that credit once on a U.N. special and there's Susan Zirinsky.
it's aaron.	Yes?
did you hear what i just said -- do you have that?  take a breath.	Yes.
and bobbie says...	Did you hear what I just said -- do you have that?  Take a breath.
tell george and jessica to try and cover everything without tom having to ask additional questions.	And Bobbie says...
yeah, i know, i went back and forth on it.	I liked it.  He's not afraid to be human.
what did he say?	I'll never tell.
i've got to tell ernie...because there isn't enough time.	Yes, there is.
i'll be right down.  it's right tight.	I've got to tell Ernie...because there isn't enough time.
you don't have time.  not a chance.	I'll be right down.  It's right tight.
you know, i like tom, because hi...	Bobbie, please.
because...	Right there, Bobbie.
no stop where he's all besieged.	Because...
do you want him all the way to the car?	No stop where he's all besieged.
should i...	Just a two-second dissolve.
okay, bobbie, just a two-second dissolve to the rockwell.	Should I...
he said something about...	Let me hear it!
play back the last line...	He said something about...
we could...	Please, Bobbie, we're pushing.
go back to 316, bobbie.  the sound bite in the cab -- it starts, 'i don't know how i'll feel...'	We could...
i'll speak to you.	Well, who knows.  Just let m tell you what my favorite teacher ever, told me -- 'Don't be afraid to be wonderful.'
...good-bye then.	I'll speak to you.
hey, okay.  look buddy -- i've got to go to work.	...good-bye then.
good.  he's on the world's longest ego trip, let him take it alone.	Hey, okay.  Look Buddy -- I've got to go to work.
no.  i'm doing fine...look.	Good.  He's on the world's longest ego trip, let him take it alone.
look, i can start up with him again if you really...	No.  I'm doing fine...Look.
oh.	Look, I can start up with him again if you really...
i broke up with my roommate -- he was really the magnet for everyone who knew anything.	Oh.
yes, stop!  i wondered if you could find out anything about what's happening.  what's wrong?	I broke up with my roommate -- He was really the magnet for everyone who knew anything.
anchor?	Yes, stop!  I wondered if you could find out anything about what's happening.  What's wrong?
yes.  you didn't have to come here. it's just that i'm going to anchor this special report on this libyan thing...	Anchor?
is everything all right?	Yes.  You didn't have to come here. It's just that I'm going to anchor this special report on this Libyan thing...
hey, buddy, don't do that anymore.	Okay.
okay.  and look, in the future i can call you when i have news for you. don't feel you have to spend time with me just to get the information.  well, that wasn't as hard to say as you thought, was it, buddy?	What do you mean?  You're one of the few people in this town I can talk to.
no.  really...don't worry about it.	Okay.  And look, in the future I can call you when I have news for you. Don't feel you have to spend time with me just to get the information.  Well, that wasn't as hard to say as you thought, was it, Buddy?
what if we just don't tell them anything anymore unless they let you do the story?	No.  Really...don't worry about it.
that's okay.	What if we just don't tell them anything anymore unless they let you do the story?
i wish it were you giving the story.	That's okay.
nobody else had it.	I wish it were you giving the story.
forgive me, but it really is intoxicating being a news source.	Nobody else had it.
not impressed exactly -- but a break in the clouds.	I see the change in you -- I see it.
oh, please.  so they were really impressed with you at work.	Not impressed exactly -- but a break in the clouds.
thanks a lot, buddy.	Oh, please.  So they were really impressed with you at work.
...and the white house is hoping to keep a lid on it for a few days till they figure out what to do.	Thanks a lot, Buddy.
yes.  how do you know?	My roommate's very social -- somebody from Justice was over and...I always hear things before they happen.  Hey, and from now on, so do you.
yes, it's true.  they're going to make it public wednesday but isn't it a big deal for you to have it a day and a half early?	Yes.  How do you know?
what?	Yes, it's true.  They're going to make it public Wednesday but isn't it a big deal for you to have it a day and a half early?
okay.  at least let me show my appreciation.  the secretary of labor is going to be indicted on wednesday. for the graft thing he supposedly did before he was appointed.	What?
i really have to go.	Okay.  At least let me show my appreciation.  The Secretary of Labor is going to be indicted on Wednesday. For the graft thing he supposedly did before he was appointed.
one's enough.	I really have to go.
no...no.	One's enough.
i know...i mean you didn't do anything special for me tonight.  you just had what i think are good manners, decency. and it really makes me want to be nice back and it has nothing to do with any homosexual thing.  honestly.  because i don't know if you've homosexual or not and -- you're not, are you?	No...no.
yes.  that's right.	I know...I mean you didn't do anything special for me tonight.  You just had what I think are good manners, decency. And it really makes me want to be nice back and it has nothing to do with any homosexual thing.  Honestly.  Because I don't know if you've homosexual or not and -- you're not, are you?
bad manners.	Yes.  That's right.
i've been doing some morning show stuff, but mostly radio -- that doesn't bother me.  i'm in no rush for anything.  it's just the snotty attitude, even if i have it coming, it's still...	Bad manners.
follow me.	You talked me into it.
how do i get out of here?	Follow me.
no, i don't think so.	How do I get out of here?
they're not really going to call security are they?	No, I don't think so.
bye, sweetie.	Okay, sweetie.
i could use somebody to talk to on a day like this.  sorry. go ahead.	Bye, sweetie.
no.  they're firing even more people than they said.  some will want to talk.  it could help.	I could use somebody to talk to on a day like this.  Sorry. Go ahead.
how horrible.  we'll be fine.  you'll be fine.  stay here with me -- we'll go for a drive, have some drinks, make happy plans.	No.  They're firing even more people than they said.  Some will want to talk.  It could help.
they fired me.	How horrible.  We'll be fine.  You'll be fine.  Stay here with me -- we'll go for a drive, have some drinks, make happy plans.
what?	They fired me.
tell me i'm on the way in.	It's Paul.
ernie, they're calling from work.	Tell me I'm on the way in.
nooo.  this way the rotation stays the same.	Finish quickly.  I don't want you getting obsessive about these things.  Good night.
you don't have to finish tonight.	Nooo.  This way the rotation stays the same.
i just have two more pen pals and then i'm done.	You don't have to finish tonight.
jane -- for god's sake...  look, it's time for you to go to sleep.	I just have two more pen pals and then I'm done.
...am starting to get jealous. i read in the newspapers about the italian strike and riots in milan.  i hope you weren't...	Honey?...
would it help if i got you a tutor?	That would be great.  It better help.  What can you do with yourself if all you do is look good?
thanks, dad, this talk helped.  will you sign it, please?	Would it help if I got you a tutor?
i'll just have to try harder.  i don't know.  i will.  i will.  i will.  i will.	Thanks, Dad, this talk helped.  Will you sign it, please?
oh my.  i see you studying so hard, tom.  what do you think the problem is?	I'll just have to try harder.  I don't know.  I will.  I will.  I will.  I will.
i got my report card.  three cs, two ds and an incomplete.	Oh my.  I see you studying so hard, Tom.  What do you think the problem is?
it's not.	I got my report card.  Three Cs, two Ds and an incomplete.
as long as that's your only problem you're...	It's not.
proud?  i'm just embarrassed that i like when they say those things.	As long as that's your only problem you're...
you know, tom, i feel a little proud when people comment on your looks.  maybe you should feel that way.	Proud?  I'm just embarrassed that I like when they say those things.
no.  but, honest.  what are you supposed to say when they keep talking about your looks?  i don't even know what they mean -- "beat them off with a stick."	You know, Tom, I feel a little proud when people comment on your looks.  Maybe you should feel that way.
were you bothering by those waitresses making a fuss?	No.  But, honest.  What are you supposed to say when they keep talking about your looks?  I don't even know what they mean -- "Beat them off with a stick."
no, nothing.  i've got a problem, i guess.	Were you bothering by those waitresses making a fuss?
go ahead.	No, nothing.  I've got a problem, I guess.
i don't know.	Go ahead.
why so glum?	I don't know.
no.  not even you.	Why so glum?
i don't know a recent saturday i've sold more.  you didn't think i'd sell that health restaurant, did you?	No.  Not even you.
i had no idea she was this good.	Fill for a second.
it must be nice to always believe you know better.  to think you're always the smartest person in the room.	No, it's awful.  Oh my, it's awful.
you're just absolutely right and i'm absolutely wrong?	It must be nice to always believe you know better.  To think you're always the smartest person in the room.
it's not opinion.	You're just absolutely right and I'm absolutely wrong?
okay, that's your opinion.  i don't agree.	It's not opinion.
tom isn't ready for the job you're about to hand him.  not near ready.  not by the longest shot.  aaron's spent six weeks in tripoli, he's interviewed gaddafi -- he reported on the eight-one story.  i think he's essential to do the job we're capable of and i think it's my responsibility to tell you that.	Okay, that's your opinion.  I don't agree.
i'm sorry because i was looking forward to that, but i' m going back in a few hours.	Okay...It's so good to see you.
well, we should talk.  you going to have time for  dinner?  i'd like you to meet lila.	I'm sorry because I was looking forward to that, but I' m going back in a few hours.
well, there's a guy, but he says he'll fly up a lot.	Well, we should talk.  You going to have time for  dinner?  I'd like you to meet Lila.
what a great surprise.  i didn't think we had a chance.  i heard you wanted to stay in washington.	Well, there's a guy, but he says he'll fly up a lot.
a picnic?	I thought for ol' Cliff here -- Look at you?  You're more adorable than your pictures.  Look what I got for you.
well, why not?  hey, what is this?  my life's rushing in front of my eyes.	A picnic?
take it easy.	Why did I have to do this to myself?  Watch you take off.  Call me if you need anything.
it's better when you let me say it.	Take it easy.
then you should stay here.	It's better when you let me say it.
it's just that one of the few things i'm not confused about is what i was saying downstairs, that...	Then you should stay here.
you want to come?	It's just that one of the few things I'm not confused about is what I was saying downstairs, that...
so you have an extra bathing suit, huh?	You want to come?
yes, i am.  thanks.  i mean it.	It's okay.
you're lucky i came after you so you got that off your...	Yes, I am.  Thanks.  I mean it.
what i don't know, i can learn and what i know, nobody can teach. excuse me for saying it about myself, but i think it's true.  what do you think?  never mind what you think.	You're lucky I came after you so you got that off your...
i knew what you meant.	What I don't know, I can learn and what I know, nobody can teach. Excuse me for saying it about myself, but I think it's true.  What do you think?  Never mind what you think.
well, let's do a special report on that...i mean that's news.	I knew what you meant.
i don't wan to discuss work.	Well, let's do a special report on that...I mean that's news.
you keep coming after me and looking down on me.  it's starting to make me batty.	I don't wan to discuss work.
that's not going to be the way we say good-bye.  even though i think what you did was rotten -- it's not all impersonal.  you mean something to me.	You keep coming after me and looking down on me.  It's starting to make me batty.
it's amazing.  you commit this incredible breach of ethics and you act as if i'm nitpicking.  try and get this.  when you edited that...	I'm leaving now.  Gate 43.
this is a one-way argument.  we've got six days; if you go and we fight and we hate it -- we'll come home.  if you don't go?  well, that's a much bigger deal.  i go to london right after that. so, it'd be very big deal if you stay here.  the plane's boarding.  you're good at deadline.  here's your ticket.	It's amazing.  You commit this incredible breach of ethics and you act as if I'm nitpicking.  Try and get this.  When you edited that...
it just proves that the difference we have are...	This is a one-way argument.  We've got six days; if you go and we fight and we hate it -- we'll come home.  If you don't go?  Well, that's a much bigger deal.  I go to London right after that. So, it'd be very big deal if you stay here.  The plane's boarding.  You're good at deadline.  Here's your ticket.
it's hard not to cross it; they keep moving the little sucker, don't they?	It just proves that the difference we have are...
working up tears for a new piece cutaway...you totally crossed the line between...	It's hard not to cross it; they keep moving the little sucker, don't they?
i got promoted for things like that.	Working up tears for a new piece cutaway...You totally crossed the line between...
it made me ill.  you could get fired for things like that.	I got promoted for things like that.
jane, jane, jane, jane, jane...	It made me ill.  You could get fired for things like that.
jesus, if you're glib about this i'm going to lose it.  i was up all night and...	Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane...
we disagree on how god-awful it was.  why don't you come with me and we can disagree and get a tan at the same time?	Jesus, if you're glib about this I'm going to lose it.  I was up all night and...
of course it's the reason.  it's terrible what you did.	We disagree on how God-awful it was.  Why don't you come with me and we can disagree and get a tan at the same time?
i felt funny about it afterwards.  it's verboten, huh?  i thought since i did it for real the first time -- but i get you.  that's not the reason you're not coming?	Of course it's the reason.  It's terrible what you did.
i saw the taped outtakes of the interview with the girl.  i know you 'acted' your reaction after the interview.	I felt funny about it afterwards.  It's verboten, huh?  I thought since I did it for real the first time -- but I get you.  That's not the reason you're not coming?
why?	I saw the taped outtakes of the interview with the girl.  I know you 'acted' your reaction after the interview.
then give me a minute...	You fucking...
that's yes?	That's more than 'yes' -- that's 'you bet.'
well, i just think that' an extraordinary proposal.	That's yes?
sorry.  i can't stand here feeing bad that i don't feel worse.  this has happened at every station i ever worked for. look, i think it's crazy for you to come in here tomorrow and start a new job.  i have a week to get to my job.  let's get the hell away to some island fast and find out how we are together away from this.	Well, I just think that' an extraordinary proposal.
how can you say that to me?	Sorry.  I can't stand here feeing bad that I don't feel worse.  This has happened at every station I ever worked for. Look, I think it's crazy for you to come in here tomorrow and start a new job.  I have a week to get to my job.  Let's get the hell away to some island fast and find out how we are together away from this.
maybe i haven't been here long enough.  but, hey, congratulations on the promotion.	How can you say that to me?
that it would be a treat to make someone like you feel better... he gets like that sometimes.	That's so perfectly...It really makes me feel a little faint...  Whooo.
what?	That it would be a treat to make someone like you feel better... He gets like that sometimes.
yes.  then he said a really weird thing...	What?
no.  did he really?	Yes.  Then he said a really weird thing...
he -- uh -- said he liked you because you looked like you had -- fire and honesty.	No.  Did he really?
i feel terrible about what happened. what did he say?	He -- uh -- said he liked you because you looked like you had -- fire and honesty.
jane, i'm not some chore you have to finish so you can stay on schedule.	Okay, great, Grunick -- Easy shots now -- huh?  Good night.
good night??!	Jane, I'm not some chore you have to finish so you can stay on schedule.
okay.  good night.	Good night??!
yes.	Okay.  Good night.
hello?	Yes.
i'll see you at the office.  good night.	Hello?
uh-huh.	I'll see you at the office.  Good night.
i've got my father coming through tomorrow anyway.  i should get some sleep.	Uh-huh.
i don't know if that's absolutely necessary.	I've got my father coming through tomorrow anyway.  I should get some sleep.
no.  that sounds more important. let's forget about tonight.	I don't know if that's absolutely necessary.
hi, again.  sorry about...	No.  That sounds more important. Let's forget about tonight.
it wasn't as bad as he think, was it? -- it wasn't unprecedented or anything?	Not if you count 'Singing in the Rain.'  Do him a favor and don't treat it like a tragedy.  You want me to talk to him?
i know.  i taped it.	It wasn't as bad as he think, was it? -- it wasn't unprecedented or anything?
i'm not sure.  it seems like he had sort of a mishap on the news.	I know.  I taped it.
well, when?	I'm not sure.  It seems like he had sort of a mishap on the news.
i can't get away just yet.  i'm at aaron's.	Well, when?
where are you?	I can't get away just yet.  I'm at Aaron's.
hi.  it's me.	Where are you?
it's not that it's hard.  i just want you to give me a minute to catch up.	Okay.  Sorry.  Don't yell at me like that again, you scared the life out of me.
he might be weird -- he can talk more freely if i go alone -- why's that so hard to understand?	It's not that it's hard.  I just want you to give me a minute to catch up.
don't run off --  like everything's settled the minute you make up your mind.	He might be weird -- he can talk more freely if I go alone -- why's that so hard to understand?
what happened?	Don't run off --  like everything's settled the minute you make up your mind.
i'd like to know.  i'll go along.	No.  I'll see you at your apartment as soon as I can.
i forgot all about aaron.  i promised to stop by and see how he did.	I'd like to know.  I'll go along.
that's not it.	Good...Another is you're trying to make it all about sex and heat and nothing else.
three...i just thought of a third... if you talk about it, you don't have to do it.	That's not it.
what?	Three...I just thought of a third... If you talk about it, you don't have to do it.
oh let's see -- wait a minute, well, i can think of two reasons.	What?
i don't remember saying anything like that -- exactly...i don't know why i just did.	Oh let's see -- wait a minute, well, I can think of two reasons.
because you're nuts.	Right, right -- Isn't she fun to tease?
i was half hoping i wouldn't have a good time tonight.  you know why?	Because you're nuts.
this is hysterical.	I was half hoping I wouldn't have a good time tonight.  You know why?
you just can't stop editing me. huh?	This is hysterical.
at least kiss me when you do that.	You just can't stop editing me. Huh?
well...	At least kiss me when you do that.
why can't i let go of this woman?	Well...
great.	Why can't I let go of this woman?
you okay?	Great.
you're not going to take off on me, are you?	Uh-uh.
suppose i go in for a little while and you wait in the lobby-bar.  how's that?	Good.  That's it...See you.
who?	Me!
it's incredible who's here.	Who?
it moved me.  i did relate to it -- i really did.  it was unusual for you to cut to yourself when you tear up -- and that might not have been my choice...but it's real and it got me...and i think a lot of the time i'm too conservative about that kind of stuff.  okay?	Yeah.
so what did you think?	It moved me.  I did relate to it -- I really did.  It was unusual for you to cut to yourself when you tear up -- and that might not have been my choice...but it's real and it got me...and I think a lot of the time I'm too conservative about that kind of stuff.  Okay?
so you like me, huh?	I like you as much as I can like anyone who thinks I'm an asshole.
we can go together.	So you like me, huh?
oh, good.	We can go together.
maybe i'll get off work.  i'd like to go.	Oh, good.
uh-huh.	Maybe I'll get off work.  I'd like to go.
no.  were you going to you?	Uh-huh.
why, you need me for the story?	No.  Were you going to you?
no.  are you going to the correspondents' dinner on saturday?	Why, you need me for the story?
nooo.  is it your story?	No.  Are you going to the Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday?
what pills did you take?  you sound more like someone on a general anesthetic.  maybe i'd better speak to you tomorrow.	Nooo.  Is it your story?
says who?  not important -- ha-ha-ha. i was dreaming -- oh, no -- can't tell -- how embarrassing for me. gosh.	What pills did you take?  You sound more like someone on a general anesthetic.  Maybe I'd better speak to you tomorrow.
it's not important.	Says who?  Not important -- ha-ha-ha. I was dreaming -- Oh, no -- can't tell -- how embarrassing for me. Gosh.
i had to sleep fast so i took two allergy pills to help me...i'm sorry...hey, you called me.	It's not important.
yes.	I had to sleep fast so I took two allergy pills to help me...I'm sorry...Hey, you called me.
jane, yes.  tom?  tom, is that you? is this tom?	Yes.
i'm not sure i dialed right -- jane?	Jane, yes.  Tom?  Tom, is that you? Is this Tom?
if i tell you, can you manage not to put it down or tell me why it won't work or is in bad journalistic taste or anything like that?	Yes, Tom -- I think I can manage.
well, what is it?	If I tell you, can you manage not to put it down or tell me why it won't work or is in bad journalistic taste or anything like that?
i just read about it in a magazine and it affected me.	Well, what is it?
what?	I just read about it in a magazine and it affected me.
believe me, i wouldn't be doing this unless it was absolutely necessary. i have an idea for something.	What?
eventually.  does it have to be right now?	Believe me, I wouldn't be doing this unless it was absolutely necessary. I have an idea for something.
i'm going to have to do a story from beginning to end on my own.	Eventually.  Does it have to be right now?
too many smart people in one room -- it's not healthy...	I'm going to have to do a story from beginning to end on my own.
okay.  you didn't like the party, huh?	Too many smart people in one room -- it's not healthy...
maybe we could just sit here -- talk a little?	Okay.  You didn't like the party, huh?
do i have to stand here in the middle and meet them all?	I'll get you through.  Move and smile.  And smile and move...
it's much too soon for you to have this kind of buzz around you.	Do I have to stand here in the middle and meet them all?
i'll be the judge of that.	It's much too soon for you to have this kind of buzz around you.
i'm not sure i'd be good company tonight.	I'll be the judge of that.
come on, i'll buy you a drink. there's a big thing over at the italian embassy.	I'm not sure I'd be good company tonight.
jennifer, you want to have another drink?	Hey, I know how to have a burger by myself.  I feel like a little solitude.
well, i'll go in and have a bite.	Jennifer, you want to have another drink?
there's no gang in there -- we were the last ones.	Well, I'll go in and have a bite.
well, i thought i'd check if all of you were still here.  i'll just go in and join the gang and you two go on.	There's no gang in there -- We were the last ones.
i didn't think you'd make it.	Well, I thought I'd check if all of you were still here.  I'll just go in and join the gang and you two go on.
i'll wait for you till seven.	Okay.
yeah?	I'll wait for you till seven.
jane?	Yeah?
you have to celebrate with me, don't you?  everybody's going to that bar on the corner, 'caps.'	I'm going over to Aaron's.  Maybe I'll hoop up with all of you later.  How long do you think you'll be there?
indescribable -- you knew just when to feed me the next thing, just a split second before i needed it.  there was a rhythm we got into, like great sex.	You have to celebrate with me, don't you?  Everybody's going to that bar on the corner, 'Caps.'
yeah.  it was an unusual place to be.	Indescribable -- you knew just when to feed me the next thing, just a split second before I needed it.  There was a rhythm we got into, like great sex.
you're an amazing woman.  what a feeling having you inside my head.	Yeah.  It was an unusual place to be.
we're going to george.  say 'the joint chiefs are meeting -- we have george weln at the pentagon'.	George Weln is at the Pentagon where the attack launched by the lone Libyan pilot has resulted in a massive movement of military might.
nervous?	Excited.
you okay?	Yes.  Just don't say anything mean for a while.  Thanks.
you're great at taking the edge off a good time.	You okay?
well, thumps like me leave appearance to guys like you.	You're great at taking the edge off a good time.
at work there's always this sort of film over you.	Well, thumps like me leave appearance to guys like you.
what do you mean clean?	At work there's always this sort of film over you.
it's the firs time i've seen you dressed like this.  you look so clean and pretty.	What do you mean clean?
billion.	Okay, billion...right, of course. They told me I could have any producer I wanted -- and I want you.
the house armed service committee has a secret report which says that the general stillwell tank the army has dumped a fortune into plain won't work.  i have it cold, confirmed.  they have five million dollars in this thing already.	Billion.
some public official skipped a week on his christmas club?	The House Armed Service Committee has a secret report which says that the General Stillwell tank the Army has dumped a fortune into plain won't work.  I have it cold, confirmed.  They have five million dollars in this thing already.
i've got another story.	Some public official skipped a week on his Christmas Club?
give it to him -- so we can concentrate.	Ah, I don't want any credit.  Bobbie and I serve anonymously.
so he was indicted?	Yes.
i just got back -- i don't know which end is up.	Okay.
can i buy you dinner sometime soon?	I just got back -- I don't know which end is up.
how's it going?	Can I buy you dinner sometime soon?
hi.	How's it going?
i can't help you, sorry.  i'm not here to teach remedial reporting.	And it has nothing to do with the fact I left your room instead of staying there?
you  make me nervous.  anyway if i can pick your brain --	I can't help you, sorry.  I'm not here to teach remedial reporting.
'really a lot appreciate it...'	You  make me nervous.  Anyway if I can pick your brain --
i thought you were incredible in there. i know how much i have to learn.  i'd really -- a lot -- appreciate it...if...	'Really a lot appreciate it...'
no.  aaron and i go to central america on wednesday -- so i'm cramming.	I thought you were incredible in there. I know how much I have to learn.  I'd really -- a lot -- appreciate it...if...
i can't believe i'm really here.  no kidding.  if you're through work now --	No.  Aaron and I go to Central America on Wednesday -- so I'm cramming.
you weren't.  thanks.  how does it feel being here?	I can't believe I'm really here.  No kidding.  If you're through work now --
i'm sorry if i was in the way.  it was totally impressive.  great piece.	You weren't.  Thanks.  How does it feel being here?
they said it would be okay if...	We're working here!!  You can stand over in the uh, uh, uh...
hey?	Those audition tapes I sent out... I've been hired by your network for the Washington bureau.  So I'll probably see you at work.  Sorry.
i never told you the reason i was telling you everything for.	Hey?
whoa, this was a mistake.	Just what do you want from me, anyway? Permission to be a fake?  Stop whining and do something about it.
i agree with you -- you're not qualified.  so get qualified.  you can insist on being better prepared.  you don't have to just leave it as...  'i don't write.  i'm not schooled. i don't understand the news i'm reading. but at least i'm upset about it, folks.'	Whoa, this was a mistake.
uh-huh.	I agree with you -- you're not qualified.  So get qualified.  You can insist on being better prepared.  You don't have to just leave it as...  'I don't write.  I'm not schooled. I don't understand the news I'm reading. But at least I'm upset about it, folks.'
it's hard for me to advise you since you personify something that i truly think is dangerous.	Uh-huh.
one year...almost one year.	So, you're not well educated and you have almost no experience and you can't write.
well, come on -- it is your life. nobody is tying you to the fast track.  did you go to college?	One year...almost one year.
but that didn't stop me from sending out audition tapes to bigger stations and the networks.	Well, come on -- it is your life. Nobody is tying you to the fast track.  Did you go to college?
i don't write.	But that didn't stop me from sending out audition tapes to bigger stations and the networks.
what about the obvious remedy? reversing things.  maybe getting a job on a newspaper.	I don't write.
i didn't even have the chance to get really good at sports.  i wasn't bad. i thought i was starting to do interesting features but hockey is big at the station and...	What about the obvious remedy? Reversing things.  Maybe getting a job on a newspaper.
i trust you.	I didn't even have the chance to get really good at sports.  I wasn't bad. I thought I was starting to do interesting features but hockey is big at the station and...
listen to me.  you keep on thinking i'm somebody ho lacks...confidence. that's not it.  i know i can talk well enough and i'm not bad at making contact with people, but i don't like the feeling that i'm pretending to be a reporter.  and half the time i don't really get the news i'm talking about.  it isn't that i'm down on myself.  trust me, i stink.	I trust you.
except i'm no good at what i'm being a success at.	How are you at back rubs?
so great -- right?	Except I'm no good at what I'm being a success at.
i was doing sports at the station. the newspaper ran this untrue story that i was leaving and they got all these tons of protest mail.  so they made me anchor.	So great -- right?
no, i really got this job on a fluke and wait till you hear where it ends up.	I was doing sports at the station. The newspaper ran this untrue story that I was leaving and they got all these tons of protest mail.  So they made me anchor.
come on...even i'm not that hard on myself.	No, I really got this job on a fluke and wait till you hear where it ends up.
yes, sure.	Come on...Even I'm not that hard on myself.
yes.  my room is down here -- i'm not tired.  do you want to keep talking?	Yes, sure.
that actually goes on...	Yes.  My room is down here -- I'm not tired.  Do you want to keep talking?
another thing i can't stand is ...when white house reporters bullshit with each other after a briefing and then one of them has a theory and the other quotes it in his story as "white house" sources say...	That actually goes on...
totally understood.  totally wrong of me to talk shop after the day you've had.  totally sorry.	Nooo.  If I could just have a roll, I'd be okay.
if we could just eat first.	Totally understood.  Totally wrong of me to talk shop after the day you've had.  Totally sorry.
i like "godsend."	I haven't been in news that long. I've just been looking for the right person to talk to.  I have about two thousand questions for you.
i kept thinking what a great break it was for me to get to see you tonight.  more than a great break, maybe just what i needed...just when i needed it...angel of mercy -- godsend...lifesaver...what?	I like "godsend."
i was a lot earlier.	I kept thinking what a great break it was for me to get to see you tonight.  More than a great break, maybe just what I needed...just when I needed it...Angel of mercy -- godsend...lifesaver...what?
hi.  i was worried i was early.	I was a lot earlier.
thank you.  they hated me.  i don't hate them.	Well, they say if you can reach even one person, it means something... And you did that.
i just wanted to tell you  how great you were.  my name's tom grunick.	Thank you.  They hated me.  I don't hate them.
hi.	I just wanted to tell you  how great you were.  My name's Tom Grunick.
i sure know that feeling.  terrific work today.	Right back to you.
you're saying stay away from him.	I can't be.
god almighty -- whew.  do i mind? why do i mind?  i do mind.  what a shock -- i don't have a right to... i don't think i like him.  i know i don't respect him...so what am i talking about -- what am i saying to you?	You're saying stay away from him.
ummm -- it's dumb dorm stuff but i see tom around you a lot and this is such a small office and i'd like to see him outside of work, unless there's some reason for you to mind... in which case i just won't do anything.	God Almighty -- Whew.  Do I mind? Why do I mind?  I do mind.  What a shock -- I don't have a right to... I don't think I like him.  I know I don't respect him...So what am I talking about -- what am I saying to you?
go ahead -- what?	Ummm -- it's dumb dorm stuff but I see Tom around you a lot and this is such a small office and I'd like to see him outside of work, unless there's some reason for you to mind... in which case I just won't do anything.
this is very awkward.	Go ahead -- what?
i converted a bedroom -- this stuff builds up.  wait till you've been doing this sixteen years.	I'm not knocking it.  It's a great solution.  Not only the storage but you can see everything you have.
through the closet.	I converted a bedroom -- this stuff builds up.  Wait till you've been doing this sixteen years.
where's the bathroom?	Through the closet.
the last time i was with someone we went through this awful mutual disease questionnaire but i guess it beats getting paranoid the next day.  okay, i'll go first.  i haven't...	It would never occur to me to worry at all about you.
this is my first time at the white house. is there any chance to look at where he works and the rest of it?	I didn't have the guts to ask when I first came up.  I'll get you a great tour.
boy, that's nice...i wish we could all deal with each other like this. i'll check it.  anything i can do for you?	This is my first time at the White House. Is there any chance to look at where he works and the rest of it?
look, i'm junior man -- and it's your beat.	Boy, that's nice...I wish we could all deal with each other like this. I'll check it.  Anything I can do for you?
how come you're not chasing it down yourself?	Look, I'm junior man -- and it's your beat.
so he bought this peugeot sedan at a greatly reduced price while he was there in charge of the white house advance team.	How come you're not chasing it down yourself?
uh-huh.	...that way we have someplace to go when we cut.  And I just sit here, I nod my head and look nerdy.
i just need you for another minute now, so we can shoot from behind towards me, and, um...	Uh-huh.
the way you were looking at me, i just went.	I just need you for another minute now, so we can shoot from behind towards me, and, um...
don't be silly.  what are you sorry about?	The way you were looking at me, I just went.
yes, i'm sorry.	Don't be silly.  What are you sorry about?
are you okay?	Yes, I'm sorry.
i'm sorry.	Are you okay?
that's enough.  that's enough.	I'm sorry.
look -  this pose is all wrong!	I'll pose any way you want.
well i just wanted to make sure you know, fully and completely, that you're never gonna get any from me, at least in this lifetime.	Look -  This pose is all wrong!
whaddya mean?	Well I just wanted to make sure you know, fully and completely, that you're never gonna get any from me, at least in this lifetime.
it's just an innocent question.  besides i just wanted to clarify your intentions.	Whaddya mean?
what!	Are you a virgin?
walter can i ask you something?	What!
you're breaking my concentration!	Walter can I ask you something?
a girl with a body like mine?	You're breaking my concentration!
without a stitch of clothing on, sitting and facing you...	A girl with a body like mine?
um...	Without a stitch of clothing on, sitting and facing you...
when's the last time you had a totally nude girl in your room...	Um...
i already told you i'm not.	When's the last time you had a totally nude girl in your room...
not even a little bit?	I already told you I'm not.
n-no...	Not even a little bit?
are you nervous, walter?	N-no...
oh it's enough...	Are you nervous, Walter?
that doesn't look like very much clay.	Oh it's enough...
i'm almost ready -	Sit in this chair, and I'll pose you.
it's kind of dark -	Shh!
what, right now?	Uh-huh.
tonight.	What, right now?
yes.  fifty dollars an hour, right?	Yeah.
well i'm touched.  you're serious, aren't you?	Yes.  Fifty dollars an hour, right?
i decided to make a female figure after all!  i want you to pose for it.	Well I'm touched.  You're serious, aren't you?
well i'm done talking to you, what do i have to do, draw you a diagram!	I decided to make a female figure after all!  I want you to pose for it.
i didn't finish talking to you!	Well I'm done talking to you, what do I have to do, draw you a diagram!
listen schmuck, why don't you get out of here and let me go to bed!	I didn't finish talking to you!
what are you doing here?	I wanted to apologize for being nasty to you this evening.
if you were an artist you could have created something!	I'm going home!
that's not true i am a sculptor!	Oh yeah?
i just might.	I'd be glad to help.  For $50 an hour.
would you like to do me?	I just might.
don't you work here?	Not anymore!
see you later -	Righto.
what did he do?	He made a cat.
everyone wants to meet the bus boy.	What did he do?
what the hell's going on?	Everyone wants to meet the bus boy.
alright i got you, man.  it's my turn for freak patrol.	You know it.  I'm out of here.
yeah, he's keeping an eye out, said he'd call us if he sees anything. that's about it for tonight.	Alright I got you, man.  It's my turn for freak patrol.
is the manager cooperating?	Yeah, he's keeping an eye out, said he'd call us if he sees anything. That's about it for tonight.
not really.  one girl who fit the descrip came in, kinda skinny, brunette, didn't see much changing hands.	Is the manager cooperating?
anything new?	Not really.  One girl who fit the descrip came in, kinda skinny, brunette, didn't see much changing hands.
alright we're clear.	Anything new?
walter...stay away from me!	Don't you see Carla?  I made them immortal.
what?	There's...a body inside that statue!
walter...there's...	What?
would you really like to?  that would make me very happy.	Ok...tonight.  I'll make a statue of you tonight, OK?
would you let me make...a statue of you?	Would you really like to?  That would make me very happy.
just about anything, walter.	Would you let me make...a statue of you?
i've been thinking...  carla, would you do one favor for me?	Just about anything, Walter.
forget it.	I've been thinking...  Carla, would you do one favor for me?
i'm sorry about what i said before.	Forget it.
jeez, what is your problem all of a sudden?	Oh sure, let's string along poor Walter, see how far it will take us!
because...  we're just friends.  that's all. just friends. walter i get it.  i see the whole thing now. no one knows if walter paisley is born!	Jeez, what is your problem all of a sudden?
why not?!	Because...  We're just friends.  That's all. Just friends. WALTER I get it.  I see the whole thing now. No one knows if Walter Paisley is born!
walter...  i don't want to hurt your feelings but there is no way we're ever going to get...together.  you know what i mean?	Why not?!
no! i want to talk about it now!	Walter...  I don't want to hurt your feelings but there is no way we're ever going to get...together.  You know what I mean?
now calm down walter!  now, let's go in there, and when the show's over, maybe we can talk about it.	No! I want to talk about it now!
you just can't be sorry! i wanna - i wanna marry you!	Now calm down Walter!  Now, let's go in there, and when the show's over, maybe we can talk about it.
walter, i'm sorry...	You just can't be sorry! I wanna - I wanna marry you!
but you gotta love me!  why do you think i made that statue of alice?!	Walter, I'm sorry...
uh...  ...how long have you been thinking about this, walter?	Oh...f-for a long time.  Ever since you first came to the club.
- even though leonard's always asking you to go out with him and i - just -	What are you trying to say?
well that was for your sculpture of the girl.  your nude in the chair.	Carla -
i thought you did on account of you kissed me the other night!	Well that was for your sculpture of the girl.  Your nude in the chair.
i like you very much, walter.	I thought you did on account of you kissed me the other night!
that means you like me!	I like you very much, Walter.
of course i do!	That means you like me!
you think i'm creative?	Of course I do!
oh, i don't know.  smart people. creative people i guess.	You think I'm creative?
well...w-what kind of people do you like, carla?	Oh, I don't know.  Smart people. Creative people I guess.
well...what did you want to talk to me about?	Well...w-what kind of people do you like, Carla?
hm...	Well...what did you want to talk to me about?
nice night out...	Hm...
goodbye.	Bye!
ready?  we've got plenty of time.	I know.  But I wanted to talk to you.
are you ready?	Ready?  We've got plenty of time.
thank you.	Are you ready?
i mean, you look so pretty.	Thank you.
tell us what you're going to make next, walter.	I'm gonna make the most wildest wittiest things you ever seen... gonna make big statues and li'l statues, tall statues n' short statues...
i know what it is to be ignored.	Tell us what you're going to make next, Walter.
it's true, isn't it?	Every word...
all about me...	It's true, isn't it?
yes walter.	All about me...
did you hear what he said?	Yes Walter.
walter!  jeez!	Sorry...
may i please have another little kiss?	Walter!  Jeez!
where where...	There there...
here here...	Where where...
more champagne, your majesty?	Here here...
you think she's better than murdered man?	Well I can't say that Walter!  She's incomparable.  They're both great.
is it murdered man?	Better!
yeah.  can some of you guys help me?	Is it murdered man?
oh yeah?	Yeah.  Can some of you guys help me?
i came over to see you.  i brought something...i wanted to show you.	Oh yeah?
what's up, walter?	I came over to see you.  I brought something...I wanted to show you.
these guys came by to help me try out some of my new organic recipes.	Oh...
hi walter.	Carla...
gee..twenty five dollars for something i made!	Now you're a professional!
how did you ever find it all in yourself, walter?	It wasn't easy.
like it?  it's a masterpiece.  i've never seen anything like it before... and i hope i never see anything like it again. walter smiles and looks at his creation -	Me too.
uh, well, i'm a little nervous, i never did a person before.	You can do anything you want if you set your mind to it.
let's see it.	Uh, well, I'm a little nervous, I never did a person before.
it's not really that big i got it on kind of a stand...	Let's see it.
look at the size of it!	It's not really that big I got it on kind of a stand...
it's called spontaneity, leonard. get with the program.	Yeah it was all just an accident.
what's it called?	Murdered man.
it's a...full length life-size figure!	What's it called?
great!  what is it?	It's a...full length life-size figure!
you really like it?	Of course...it's wonderful.
i've never seen anything like this, maybe segal, but nothing with such... dichotomy...  it's very good, walter -	Honest?
don't worry about him...what have you got?	A thing I made.
walter...i can't believe it.	I'm honored to know this man.
put it in the middle of the room!	When did you make this, Walter?
don't worry it's a non-dairy sauce made from soy milk.	Hm.
what's this sauce!  i'm lactose intolerant.	Don't worry it's a non-dairy sauce made from soy milk.
it was.	What's this sauce!  I'm lactose intolerant.
i hope this was made with egg whites!	It was.
here you go, enjoy.	I hope this was made with egg whites!
that's word for word.	Is it?  I've forgotten.
would you pose for me for free?	Well, it all depends, Leonard...
abstract?  with his talent for realism?	You see the direction his realism takes! It's unhealthy!
carla and i will guide you, help develop and evolve your work...maybe lead you toward something more abstract...	Abstract?  With his talent for realism?
that's the idea, walter.  it's the only way to gain recognition. all the big art critics and art dealers would be there, it would be an event.	Yeah then you could unload - sell this stuff for a lot more.
it will take years to make that many statues.  but your work would be featured.	That's the idea, Walter.  It's the only way to gain recognition. All the big art critics and art dealers would be there, it would be an event.
well, i've been thinking...  i didn't realize how much...talent walter actually had.  it would be wrong for us to show them one at a time.  dead wrong.	You're right.  We should build a collection first.
what's wrong with you, why do you want to hide it?	Well, I've been thinking...  I didn't realize how much...talent Walter actually had.  It would be wrong for us to show them one at a time.  Dead wrong.
why don't you cover it up, walter!	What's wrong with you, why do you want to hide it?
why not?	Why don't you cover it up, Walter!
no.  why don't you cover it up walter...	Why not?
well then admit it, it's a work of genius.	I admit it.
don't ask.	Oh come on!  Even you can see its value.
i've never seen anyone so... squeamish.  well, what's your opinion, leonard?	Don't ask.
nothing...nothing at all.	I've never seen anyone so... squeamish.  Well, what's your opinion, Leonard?
what's the matter with you?	Nothing...nothing at all.
yeah, i'm feeling a lot better.	Listen, I'm going over to Walter's after the place closes.  I want to get a look at Murdered Man.  Do you want to come along?
are you alright?	Yes...I'm uh...I'm fine.
murdered...man?...	When do we get to see it? WALTER Well...any time, I guess.
are you trying to be funny?	I'm totally serious!
you've arrived.  you've been recognized.  you're a talent, a creative force to be reckoned with.	Leonard, what are you doing?
maybe so...	I wouldn't give up your day job.
hi walter...	What are you doing here so early?
oh yes...very nice...very, very nice...	Hi Walter...
i'm trying to find a style of my own.  do you really like them?	Oh yes...very nice...very, very nice...
ah, your new head shot...  i like it, very much...	Do you have to be so cold to him?
that's alright, we got a pressing engagement!	Yeah, right outside the door!
no man, he ain't the type.  he don't get enough vitamin e.	Maxwell gave him a bottle of wheat germ oil.  Maybe he started taking it.
man, why do you suppose walter wants to get her alone?  you suppose he could be physically attracted to her?	No man, he ain't the type.  He don't get enough vitamin E.
didn't you hear him?	No man I'm on my own plane.
what did he say?	Didn't you hear him?
man this is heavy!	Yeah what's this, Murdered Elephant?
man if you want to be a legit artist you have to do nudes, nudes, nudes...	Right.  Ain't no body of work complete without some... nudes -
looks like that cat paid off in spades.	Let's check out the scene.
man look at that get up !	Looks like that cat paid off in spades.
there's that weird dude again.	Man if this place doesn't cool out I'm gonna hang out somewhere else...
now what kind of statue was that?	I don't know it was made out of driftwood and dipped in sulfuric acid.  It was out there...
i saw a statue once called the third time phyllis saw me she exploded.	Now what kind of statue was that?
man that's a trippy name, kinda like the warhol mayhem series...	I saw a statue once called The Third Time Phyllis Saw Me She Exploded.
i wonder what his deal is.	I think he's looking for you, man... it's all finally catching up with you!
i mean, screw them, you know?  i'm just gonna go right on creating 'cause it comes from here -  you know?	I know, man.
i know, man.	I mean, screw them, you know?  I'm just gonna go right on creating 'cause it comes from here -  you know?
but it bugs me when someone rips off our ideas, our concepts, and people freak out about it, you know, and tell us ours stinks!	I know, man.
i know, man.	But it bugs me when someone rips off our ideas, our concepts, and people freak out about it, you know, and tell us ours stinks!
i mean it's like, you know, i do my art because that's what i am, you know?  i'm an artist.  i'm not like a banker, you know.  like i create.	I know, man.
i know.	I mean it's like, you know, I do my art because that's what I am, you know?  I'm an artist.  I'm not like a banker, you know.  Like I create.
look at that, man.  big deal.	I know.
yeah, can you say plagiarism?	Not only that, he copied us!
it's our road kill series.  i take the pictures.	I do the research.
yeah?	Well invite the critics, and the art collectors...we'll tell them...
when carla comes by i'll talk to her.  she'll make up some nice invitations.  we'll have them printed up.	Yeah?
well, w-what did you do?	Never mind...
maxwell!  he's behind all this with all his stupid blowhard poetry!  listen, you've got to stop right away!  i'm beginning to feel responsible!	Well, w-what did you do?
well why not?  i gotta make statues leonard.  you heard maxwell, they want me to make them.  i can't go back to being a busboy!	Maxwell!  He's behind all this with all his stupid blowhard poetry!  Listen, you've got to stop right away!  I'm beginning to feel responsible!
walter...walter listen carefully.  i don't want you to make any more statues.  do you understand? no more statues.	Well Why not?  I gotta make statues Leonard.  You heard Maxwell, they want me to make them.  I can't go back to being a busboy!
put it down, walter.	Walter...Walter listen carefully.  I don't want you to make any more statues.  Do you understand? No more statues.
whatsamatter leonard?	Put it down, Walter.
you made...a bust... walter  yeah isn't it wonderful?	Whatsamatter Leonard?
whatsamatter leonard?	You made...a bust... WALTER  Yeah isn't it wonderful?
just wait till you see this!	Whatsamatter Leonard?
what do you have in the box?	Just wait till you see this!
it was.	What do you have in the box?
hello leonard!  beautiful morning, isn't it?	It was.
you might talk too much.	Yeah and what would I say?
yeah, why?	You might talk too much.
you better hold off on the bubbly.	Yeah, why?
a show..how soon can we go?	These things take time Walter... but for now you've got to break out of this one...avenue you're on...
a show?!  like this sunday?	N-no!  Not exactly, I mean you take years and years...
it's hot in here...	You want me to open a window or something?
you didn't mean to what?	Well, I mean it could have been something else, but it just worked out that way.
i don't know, it just happened, i guess.  i didn't mean to.	You didn't mean to what?
well...why murdered man?	I don't know, it just happened, I guess.  I didn't mean to.
the question is what are you going to make next, walter?  did you make that dog yet, or that parakeet?  how about making something out of the cockroaches in your room?	I-I already got a new one!
you know what that proves?	What, Mr. De Santis?
hiya carla.	What am I doing?  I'm just telling Walter the truth.
now why shouldn't you, walter? things are different now...	They are?
i thought i'm not supposed to sit with the customers...	Now why shouldn't you, Walter? Things are different now...
have a seat -	I thought I'm not supposed to sit with the customers...
h-have a seat?	Have a seat -
ok...good night mr. de santis!	Good night Walter.
go home.	OK...good night Mr. De Santis!
a parakeet?	Go home.
well make a dog, make a parakeet! i'm sure you'll think of something.	A parakeet?
i don't have another cat!	Well make a dog, make a parakeet! I'm sure you'll think of something.
look, go home and...work on something. make another cat.	I don't have another cat!
well...	Look, go home and...work on something. Make another cat.
no, it's ok...you came in early.  besides, you're creating an incident. when people are applauding they don't order anything.	Well...
well i don't know -	No, it's Ok...you came in early.  Besides, you're creating an incident. When people are applauding they don't order anything.
yes they are, aren't they?  look, why don't you take the rest of the night off, you look tired.	Well I don't know -
did you hear that mr. de santis? everyone's really crazy about dead cat.	Yes they are, aren't they?  Look, why don't you take the rest of the night off, you look tired.
people seem to like my cat.	Enough already about it - get to work!
alright get a grip on yourself now since you're here why don't you start early, the kitchen needs cleaning.	Sure!
all that is comes through the eye of the artist...	Alright get a grip on yourself Now since you're here why don't you start early, the kitchen needs cleaning.
alright, i'll tell you what.  i'll put it in the corner of the alcove. if it sells, we'll split it fifty- fifty.  how's that?	Sure!  So I guess that means I'm an artist after all.
got carried away, huh?	Alright, I'll tell you what.  I'll put it in the corner of the alcove. If it sells, we'll split it fifty- fifty.  How's that?
i didn't mean to.	Got carried away, huh?
well...why did you put a knife in it?	I didn't mean to.
you want to buy it, put it in the club?	You want me to buy Dead Cat?  It'll scare people away.
well it sure looks dead enough.	You want to buy it, put it in the club?
yeah.	Well it sure looks dead enough.
dead cat?	Yeah.
dead cat!	Dead Cat?
you...made that?	I said I did, didn't I!
i didn't buy it i made it.	You...made that?
where'd ya buy that?	I didn't buy it I made it.
what is it, your laundry?	Huh?
well i brought something, i wanted to show you.	What is it, your laundry?
well i was uh, just looking...	Well do some looking around the room. I see cups, ashtrays - let's go...
well that's not what i pay you for, now is it?	Well I was uh, just looking...
i was just looking at carla's picture.	Well that's not what I pay you for, now is it?
walter, what are you doing?	I was just looking at Carla's picture.
listen to me, listen to me...i've been collecting art pieces all over the world for years and let me tell you something.  this newcomer walter paisley has it, whatever it is, the x factor, that indefinable quality that separates the greats from the hacks, and i want that cat in my hands.  are you listening to me?	Can't you see I'm busy here?
i'm holding for lieutenant beldere!	Listen to me, listen to me...I've been collecting art pieces all over the world for years and let me tell you something.  This newcomer Walter Paisley has it, whatever it is, the X factor, that indefinable quality that separates the greats from the hacks, and I want that cat in my hands.  Are you listening to me?
listen to me...i don't want to lose this piece -	I'm holding for Lieutenant Beldere!
no...look i'm busy...	Listen to me...I don't want to lose this piece -
what do you want for it?  two thousand? three thousand?	No...look I'm busy...
i can't talk right now.	What do you want for it?  Two thousand? Three thousand?
what offers have you got for it? i won't be out-bidded.  i'm a wealthy man and i don't mind paying for something i want.	I can't talk right now.
i'm trying to reach lieutenant beldere...	What offers have you got for it? I won't be out-bidded.  I'm a wealthy man and I don't mind paying for something I want.
i want that cat.  i'll pay you one thousand dollars - cash.	I'm trying to reach Lieutenant Beldere...
excuse me i have to make a call...	I want that cat.  I'll pay you one thousand dollars - cash.
i tried to contact you by phone but i couldn't...	Excuse me I have to make a call...
walter shut up and relax!	NO YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME DON'T SHOOT -
you're gonna shoot me!	Walter shut up and relax!
relax!	YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME!
no! no don't shoot me i don't want to get shot!	Relax!
what are ya, deaf?  turn around!	NO! NO DON'T SHOOT ME I DON'T WANT TO GET SHOT!
turn around!	What are ya, deaf?  Turn around!
you're gonna shoot me!	Turn around!
don't give me a hard time walter! you don't want to get me mad!  you're coming with me!	I ain't going no place with you!
wait a minute - i told you i didn't do nothing wrong!	Don't give me a hard time Walter! You don't want to get me mad!  You're coming with me!
yeah yeah yeah - look!  i've heard this song and dance before, save your breath, you're coming with me! lou goes to turn walter against the wall but walter springs back -	Wait a minute - I told you I didn't do nothing wrong!
i didn't do nothing wrong!  that was mayolia's!  i didn't ask her for it.  i don't know about any -	Yeah yeah yeah - look!  I've heard this song and dance before, save your breath, you're coming with me! Lou goes to turn Walter against the wall but Walter springs back -
i got you cold, pal.  make it easy for yourself, use your head.	I didn't do nothing wrong!  That was Mayolia's!  I didn't ask her for it.  I don't know about any -
wait a minute!  what'd i do?	I got you cold, pal.  Make it easy for yourself, use your head.
you're coming downtown with me, walter.  you're gonna come clean with me, you're gonna name names or i swear to god i'll see to it personally you rot in a cell upstate! are we understanding each other?	Wait a minute!  What'd I do?
i- don't know what you're talking about!	You're coming downtown with me, Walter.  You're gonna come clean with me, you're gonna name names or I swear to God I'll see to it personally you rot in a cell upstate! Are we understanding each other?
good ol' mild mannered walter! give it up.  it doesn't fly with me.	I- don't know what you're talking about!
you are?	Good ol' mild mannered Walter! Give it up.  It doesn't fly with me.
who do think you're dealing with, huh?  i'm willing to cut you a break, chief!	You are?
is that what that is?  i never seen any before.  i always thought that stuff was expensive!	Oh, yeah.  It can get real expensive.
haven't you ever heard of smack! horse!  junk!  heroin!	Is that what that is?  I never seen any before.  I always thought that stuff was expensive!
alaska!  what the heck's wrong with it!	Haven't you ever heard of smack! Horse!  Junk!  Heroin!
goddammit, where are you from, mars?	Alaska!  What the heck's wrong with it!
smack?	Goddammit, where are you from, Mars?
who's the head honcho!  who's providing the smack connection!	Smack?
telling you what?	Who's the head honcho!  Who's providing the smack connection!
i'm not looking to pinch you!  i don't care about you, or the girl.  but you want to save your ass, you better start telling me what i want to hear.  now!	Telling you what?
c-connection?	I'm not looking to pinch you!  I don't care about you, or the girl.  But you want to save your ass, you better start telling me what I want to hear.  Now!
but i got a feeling you're gonna cooperate with me.  yessir, i think you and me are gonna be real good friends.  why don't you tell me about your connection.	C-connection?
possession of narcotics isn't something we take lightly, you understand?	But I got a feeling you're gonna cooperate with me.  Yessir, I think you and me are gonna be real good friends.  Why don't you tell me about your connection.
huh?!!!	Possession of narcotics isn't something we take lightly, you understand?
you're in some deep shit pal, whether you know it or not.	Huh?!!!
you're like an undercover guy!	You're in some deep shit pal, whether you know it or not.
police officer.	You're like an undercover guy!
you can cut the crap.	Police officer.
chasing the dragon?  whaddya mean?  you sure you don't want a pancake?	You can cut the crap.
you like chasing the dragon, walter?	Chasing the dragon?  Whaddya mean?  You sure you don't want a pancake?
oh yeah that was mayolia, she's a nice girl.  she's kind of strange, though.	You like chasing the dragon, Walter?
i also saw the girl give you this.	Oh yeah that was Mayolia, she's a nice girl.  She's kind of strange, though.
yeah i did.	I also saw the girl give you this.
did you see my cat?	Yeah I did.
hm.	Did you see my cat?
i was going to make some pancakes, you can have some if you like.	Hm.
uh, sure.	I was going to make some pancakes, you can have some if you like.
yes, you have.  can i come in?	Uh, sure.
hi.  i know you!  i've seen you down at the jabberjaw plenty.	Yes, you have.  Can I come in?
hello, walter.	Hi.  I know you!  I've seen you down at the Jabberjaw plenty.
how ya doin'?	Uh, hi.
i thought you didn't respect money!	I don't!  But fifty thou?  That's not money, that's manna!
why on earth should you be so depressed?  have you heard some of the things they've been saying? you can make fifty thousand on these pieces alone!	I thought you didn't respect money!
why not?	It would imply you could not succeed on your ability alone!
i won't say good luck, walter.	Why not?
hiya maxwell.	I won't say good luck, Walter.
after that we go no more!	Hiya Maxwell.
an' everyone will say walter let me shake your hand...it's a real pleasure to have known you...	Here here!
no thanks.  sounds good though.	Suit yourself.
wheat germ omelette, guava nectar and garbanzo sprinkled with smoked yeast.  join us?	No thanks.  Sounds good though.
hi.	Good morning Walter!
and what project looms on the horizon, walter?	Uh, I don't know.
maxwell.	I see the rewards of achievement have come your way.
did you like it mister brock?	Call me...Maxwell.
i saw your...cat.	Did you like it Mister Brock?
are you done with these?	Yes, get rid of them...
i know that - i know that! i also believe in burning the creative candle, you understand, down to the end - to be uncreative you might as well be dead...a walking machine, toiling in a factory!	I worked in one of them.  Back in Alaska.
i thought you believed that life is a homeless traveler riding on the rtd of -	I know that - I know that! I also believe in burning the creative candle, you understand, down to the end - to be uncreative you might as well be dead...a walking machine, toiling in a factory!
well i'm overjoyed.	"Let them die, and by their miserable death become the clay in his hands, that he might form an ashtray or an ark -"
i liked it very much mr. brock. i liked it very much.	Well I'm overjoyed.
i don't think anyone gets what i said, their blank faces staring, mute, unfeeling -	I liked it very much Mr. Brock. I liked it very much.
gee.  thanks.	Let it inspire you.  Maybe it will let you think of me.
i want you to have it.  there's a little something for you in here...	Gee.  Thanks.
you don't have to do anything!	Then let me give you something then...
i want to be part of it, i want to inspire you, i want to do - something!	You don't have to do anything!
i don't think so mayolia.	I want to be part of it, I want to inspire you, I want to do - something!
well, i'll go home with you.	Oh no, I couldn't do that.  Mrs. Swicker would start asking questions. She's my landlady.
i can't.  i gotta go home.	Well, I'll go home with you.
let me into your world walter... let me into that white hot inspired world.	I can't.  I gotta go home.
that's really nice of you mayolia.	Let me into your world Walter... let me into that white hot inspired world.
a hot light bulb is burning inside of you.  i want to be warmed by it.	That's really nice of you Mayolia.
t-turned on?	A hot light bulb is burning inside of you.  I want to be warmed by it.
it's like...you've turned on.	T-turned on?
with dead cat.  like a breath of fresh air.  i could just - babble on about it for hours.	Really?
with dead cat?	With Dead Cat.  Like a breath of fresh air.  I could just - babble on about it for hours.
walter, you did something to me with your work tonight.	With Dead Cat?
hello mayolia.	Walter, you did something to me with your work tonight.
what do you get?	Your work, the layers of irony.
i get it walter.  i get it.	What do you get?
i will - good night mrs. swicker!	What's the matter with you!
well why don't you clean up this dump!	I will - good night Mrs. Swicker!
uh, mrs. swicker i got to meet some friends later, and i have to take a shower!	Well why don't you clean up this dump!
she doesn't have to be pretty... just as long as she takes good care of you...	Uh, I can take real good care of myself, Mrs. Swicker!
walter have you been talking to yourself again?	Well yes I guess I have been Mrs. Swicker.  Somebody's got to.
i'm always alone, mrs. swicker, you know that.	Walter have you been talking to yourself again?
straightening up indeed!  are you sure you're not alone?	I'm always alone, Mrs. Swicker, you know that.
i was just straightening up the place.	Straightening up indeed!  Are you sure you're not alone?
don't tell me i didn't hear a racket!  i'm an older woman and i don't need to be upset and disturbed in this manner!	I was just straightening up the place.
noise mrs. swicker?  what noise?	Don't tell me I didn't hear a racket!  I'm an older woman and I don't need to be upset and disturbed in this manner!
what's all the noise in here!	Noise Mrs. Swicker?  What noise?
good night walter...	Good night, Mrs. Swicker -
ok mrs. swicker.	Good night Walter...
if you see him.	OK Mrs. Swicker.
t-tell him that?	If you see him.
what's got into that cat?  well if you do see him, tell him i've got a nice fat piece of ocean-fresh halibut for him -	T-tell him that?
uh, no, i didn't see him at all.	What's got into that cat?  Well if you do see him, tell him I've got a nice fat piece of ocean-fresh halibut for him -
if you were my son...why don't you let me fix you a nice hot bowl of soup, it won't take but a minute.	Oh no, that's OK, I can fix myself something.  Besides, I got something important to do...
i had a salami sandwich, mrs. swicker.	If you were my son...why don't you let me fix you a nice hot bowl of soup, it won't take but a minute.
walter you look awful pale! what did you have to eat today?	I had a salami sandwich, Mrs. Swicker.
oh, ok.	Walter you look awful pale! What did you have to eat today?
hello walter.  i want to tell you the super fixed the leaky pipes and sealed up that hole in your wall.	Oh, OK.
oh, hello mrs. swicker.	Hello Walter.  I want to tell you the super fixed the leaky pipes and sealed up that hole in your wall.
i don't know.  but the boy, he couldn't kill them.	No... Not a boy...  Find out if they're dead.  And do something about that arm.  Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the Crusades.
the other two -- the new ones. where are they?	I don't know.  But the boy, he couldn't kill them.
i look horrible.	The other two -- the new ones. Where are they?
cheer up.  you may still.	I look horrible.
i had him in my grasp.	Cheer up.  You may still.
you reckless imbecile.  this place is ours for the taking and you let yourself... twelve hundred years old and you act like a child.	I had him in my grasp.
shut up!  you let him have it!	You reckless imbecile.  This place is ours for the taking and you let yourself... twelve hundred years old and you act like a child.
my arm!  he took my fucking arm!	Shut up!  You let him have it!
what's wrong with you!?!	My arm!  He took my fucking arm!
i don't think this is gold.	Not as single-minded as the others, not as sybaritic.  Almost thoughtful. She's useless.
let's move out!	Yes!
nice to feel needed.	Let's move out!
whoa!  whoa!  i'm sorry.  i'm sorry. i don't actually need any right now.	What's with you?
i don't know.  coach said i had to work on my 'ab's.'	Coach knows what abs are?
... and they're having some memorial service or something tomorrow.  you going?	I don't know.  Coach said I had to work on my 'ab's.'
well, um... litter?	Litter, yeah!
i like it.  can i be your friend?	Stay away from my thang.  Sorry, honey.  'Thing.'
buffy, this is crazy.  what do these guys want?	Andy, start breaking up some chairs. You'll need weapons.
buffy!  looking tasty.	Thanks.  Have you seen Jeffrey?
don't grab me, okay?	Absolutely.  I see now the error of my mistake.
man has a complex.	He's got a...  What do you call it? A Napoleonic Code.
jeffrey, i don't mean to sound sexist or anything, but can i borrow her?	Andy!
nice game.	Jeffrey, I don't mean to sound sexist or anything, but can I borrow her?
i'm hungry.	I mean it.
get away from here.	I'm hungry.
let me in, pike!  i'm hungry!	Get away from here.
the sun!  it burns!  it burns!	Let me in, Pike!  I'm hungry!
no offense, man, but i think you're on something nasty.  why don't you just go and cool out and i'll see you in the morning or something.	The sun!  It burns!  It burns!
i... feel.... pretty.	No offense, man, but I think you're on something nasty.  Why don't you just go and cool out and I'll see you in the morning or something.
you look like shit, benny.	I... feel.... pretty.
i'm fine.	You look like shit, Benny.
wait a minute.  what's wrong with you, man?	I'm fine.
invite me in, pike.	Wait a minute.  What's wrong with you, man?
hey, i'm trying, but this window is burnt --	Invite me in, Pike.
let me in.	Hey, I'm trying, but this window is burnt --
benny, man, where you been?  you bailed on me, i passed out, man, i almost did a jimi hendrix!	Let me in.
utterly.  let's bail this town. it's getting... i don't know.  let's go somewhere where there aren't any rich bitches.	Our own world, where we could live and grow beans.  Hundreds of beans.
you think?  split?	Utterly.  Let's bail this town. It's getting... I don't know.  Let's go somewhere where there aren't any rich bitches.
when you get your car together, man, let's bail.	You think?  Split?
i got a news flash, man, another shot of this and i'll have sex with you.	Oh, yeah, and then you'll never call me.
well, there it is, isn't it?  you don't even like them, and you'd sleep with them.  what's that all about?	I got a news flash, man, another shot of this and I'll have sex with you.
yes.  definitely.  definitely. please, god.	Well, there it is, isn't it?  You don't even like them, and you'd sleep with them.  What's that all about?
would you sleep with them?	Yes.  Definitely.  Definitely. Please, God.
they're all the same!  they're so stuck up, they're just... they're not even human.  i hate them.	Would you sleep with them?
you didn't like them.	They're all the same!  They're so stuck up, they're just... they're not even human.  I hate them.
rich bitches.  they're a plague. they've gotta be stopped.	You didn't like them.
bummer metaphor.	Rich bitches.  They're a plague. They've gotta be stopped.
hey!  she wasted my dog!	Bummer metaphor.
you're the guys from the movie!	We hate you guys!
figures.	Do people ever call you 'Buffy the Buffalo?'  I'm just wondering.
it's coffee.	Amazing!
we're looking at a dog, possible coffee...	It's coffee.
that's it, man.  that's the whole story.	We're looking at a dog, possible coffee...
come on, come on, fork up the scub.	That's it, man.  That's the whole story.
no, we didn't.	Oh, yeah.  But I still want to know what happens.
suck!	Wrong answer!  No prize.
booo!	Suck!
which way did she go?	Down there.
my bike!  she's a lesbian, too. she told me.	Which way did she go?
wheels?	My bike!  She's a lesbian, too. She told me.
yeah, i saw her.  bitch took my wheels.	Wheels?
yes.	Yeah, I saw her.  Bitch took my wheels.
you don't mean, like, a cheerleader?	Yes.
did you see a girl come by here?	You don't mean, like, a cheerleader?
he doesn't look fifty.	Guys.  Guys!  Reality pulled out of her five minutes ago.
hi, buffy.	Hi, guys.
dying.	Eeyuu.
hey, i was thinking, for the dance, what about a big sign that says 'don't tread on me'.  you know, and a picture of the earth.	Don't tread on the earth?
are there any good sicknesses that aren't too depressing?	Guys.  The environment.  I'm telling you, it's totally key.  The earth is in terrible shape, we could al die, and besides, Sting's doing it.
oh, my god.  is that true?	Probably.  What movie is this?
yeah, i guess.	My mom doesn't go anywhere.  She even does the shopping network. I'm gonna die a virgin.
your parents are always going away for the weekend.  you're so lucky.	Yeah, I guess.
excellent.	What's playing there?
i don't know, mom; i've never met bobby.	Aren't we the chatty ones.  Kiss noise.
what's bobby gonna say?	I don't know, Mom; I've never met Bobby.
maybe.	What's Bobby gonna say?
have you gained a few pounds?  maybe it's that outfit...	Maybe.
yeah?	Have you gained a few pounds?  Maybe it's that outfit...
buffy, honey?	Yeah?
do you know what time it is?	Uum... around ten?
you left me a message?	I'm out of here.  Jenny.
you weren't home.  like always.	You left me a message?
you broke up with my machine?	You weren't home.  Like always.
didn't you get my message?	You broke up with my machine?
no, you didn't.  when?	Didn't you get my message?
oh, come on, buffy.  you know what's going on.  it's not working out at all.  i've got to move on.  i mean, i've got needs, too.  i told you about all this.	No, you didn't.  When?
i don't understand.	Oh, come on, Buffy.  You know what's going on.  It's not working out at all.  I've got to move on.  I mean, I've got needs, too.  I told you about all this.
i'm here with jenny.	I don't understand.
i thought we were meeting here.	I'm here with Jenny.
buffy, what are you doing here?	I thought we were meeting here.
so that's your tutor, huh?  what is he, like, your boyfriend now?	Jeffrey.  Projectile vomit.
i can take care of myself, jeffrey.	So I noticed.
i can't get sick.  you know -- training and all.  i'm gonna be late.	'Bye.
i went to sleep.  i think i have the flu or something.	I can't get sick.  You know -- training and all.  I'm gonna be late.
where were you last night?  i called your house like four times.	I went to sleep.  I think I have the flu or something.
i do?  i guess i do.	Where were you last night?  I called your house like four times.
hey, baby, how ya doing?  you look beat.	I do?  I guess I do.
are you going out with jeffrey tonight?	Jealous?
hey there.	Hi.
come on, what was it?	Nothing.  It was just a dream.
nothing.	Come on, what was it?
what'd you dream about?	Nothing.
you were having a nightmare.	What'd you dream about?
oh, wow.  oh, wow.  oh, wow.	You were having a nightmare.
i just want to see the basketball scores.  it's important.	Mmmnkay.
oh.  who's in it?  i know what it is.  it's what's on instead of the movie.	I just want to see the basketball scores.  It's important.
it's the news, buffy.	Oh.  Who's in it?  I know what it is.  It's what's on instead of the movie.
what show is this?	It's the news, Buffy.
hey, it works for me.  if they want to leave you alone in the house, all helpless and vulnerable...	What show is this?
something like that.	Hey, it works for me.  If they want to leave you alone in the house, all helpless and vulnerable...
real 'quality-timers,' hugh.	Something like that.
well... it's possible they think my name's bobby.	Real 'quality-timers,' Hugh.
you okay?	I... yeah, I'm okay.  I'm fine.
i am a god!  a god!	I am so sure.
this?  this is you only weapon? your puny faith?	No...
i think you've forgotten something.	This?  This is you only weapon? Your puny faith?
you're even weaker than the others.	I think you've forgotten something.
have you ever thrown up in the front row of a richard marx concert?	What?
ah, my fool is dead.  he was careless, always.  still, i'll pull out your tongue for that.  don't you understand?  i've killed you a dozen times.  your life is not a blink of my eye, not a single breath.  i have lived in the shadows, in the pulsing filth behind men's eyes.  a thousand years, and more. i have conversed with the worms that fed on my corpse and i have bathed in the blood of emperors.	Have you ever thrown up in the front row of a Richard Marx concert?
we've come all this way.  we just have to check it out.  i got a hunch.	You're the boss, boss.  I just thought maybe we should wait.
who's afraid?  besides me, i mean.	We've come all this way.  We just have to check it out.  I got a hunch.
don't be such a fraidy-cat.	Who's afraid?  Besides me, I mean.
i didn't say it was a bad idea, i just said the timing was off.  we could maybe wait till later.	Don't be such a fraidy-cat.
are you okay?	Get away from me!
good thing one of us was prepared.	Buffy, there's no way you're going out there alone.
you're staying here.  some of them might not come after me.  if they don't this place is gonna turn into a total stain.	You say that like it's a bad thing.
are you nuts, buffy?  there's a hundred of them out there.  they'll rip us apart.	You're staying here.  Some of them might not come after me.  If they don't this place is gonna turn into a total stain.
i'm going out the front.	Are you nuts, Buffy?  There's a hundred of them out there.  They'll rip us apart.
will i get the shit kicked out of me if i ask you to dance?	I don't actually think Jeffrey's gonna notice.
yeah, you look like you're having a swell time.	Will I get the shit kicked out of me if I ask you to dance?
i'm glad you came.	Yeah, you look like you're having a swell time.
that's me.	I'm glad you came.
pretty shallow of you.	That's me.
i crashed your party.	Pretty shallow of you.
leave me alone.	Benny was right.  You guys are all exactly the same.
i should have known.	Leave me alone.
right.  i'm the chosen one.  and i choose to be shopping.	I should have known.
but, buffy, you're the guy, the chosen guy.	Right.  I'm the chosen one.  And I choose to be shopping.
he did what he was supposed to.	But, Buffy, you're the guy, the chosen guy.
listen, i know you're bummed about your friend, and i'm really sorry...	He did what he was supposed to.
i don't want to kill anybody, and i don't want to talk about it anymore.	Listen, I know you're bummed about your friend, and I'm really sorry...
you got that right.  i thought you wanted to kill vampires.	I don't want to kill anybody, and I don't want to talk about it anymore.
it's not a mixer.  it's the senior dance.  and it's important.  you wouldn't understand.	You got that right.  I thought you wanted to kill vampires.
i don't believe this.  the world's under attack by the legions of the undead and you're going to a mixer?	It's not a mixer.  It's the senior dance.  And it's important.  You wouldn't understand.
in order to dance and to drink punch and to be with my friends. comprende?	I don't believe this.  The world's under attack by the legions of the undead and you're going to a mixer?
what for?	In order to dance and to drink punch and to be with my friends. Comprende?
i'm going to the dance.	What for?
second word... sound like 'dance'.	I'm going to the dance.
i'm going to the senior dance.	Second word... sound like 'dance'.
come again?	I'm going to the senior dance.
for the dance.	Come again?
dress, huh?  what for?	For the dance.
a dress.	Dress, huh?  What for?
cool.  i could actually use a couple of allen wrenches.  what do you need?	A dress.
i'm going shopping.  don't try to stop me.	Cool.  I could actually use a couple of Allen wrenches.  What do you need?
i been working on some stuff for you.  what'cha doing?	I'm going shopping.  Don't try to stop me.
who?	Merrick...
oh, god.  it's him.  i think it's him.	Who?
buffy?  what's wrong?	Oh, God.  It's him.  I think it's him.
pike, i don't think you're up to this.	I think I could help.  You gonna tell me you don't need help?
thanks.	Besides, Oxnard sucks.
i don't know.  i kind of thought i ought to be here.  you know, this isn't exactly the kind of thing you can run away from.	Thanks.
why'd you come back?	I don't know.  I kind of thought I ought to be here.  You know, this isn't exactly the kind of thing you can run away from.
i know.	Why'd you come back?
i didn't expect to see you.	I know.
yeah?	You know, you saved my life.  And I just wanted to say... I forgive you for talking during the movie. Almost.
hey, buffy...	Yeah?
mmkay.	Hey, Buffy...
oh, i'll be fine.  got my chair, got my window, i'm great.	Mmkay.
you sure?	Oh, I'll be fine.  Got my chair, got my window, I'm great.
i think i'll just hang out here. make sure the sun comes up and everything.	You sure?
i'm kinda beat.  you can stay in my mom's room if you want.	I think I'll just hang out here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything.
no, you're not.	I'm kinda beat.  You can stay in my mom's room if you want.
it's weird.  i went back to my old grade school once, to the playground -- i used to hang out there all the time, playing on the swings and stuff... i went back and it was so tiny, the whole place.  i couldn't even fit on the swings.  everything just looked so small.  i'm sorry.  i'm babbling.	No, you're not.
i know.  my guidance counselor never mentioned anything about vampires. 'prison' came up a few times, but nothing about undead.	It's weird.  I went back to my old grade school once, to the playground -- I used to hang out there all the time, playing on the swings and stuff... I went back and it was so tiny, the whole place.  I couldn't even fit on the swings.  Everything just looked so small.  I'm sorry.  I'm babbling.
three weeks ago all i thought about was... well, i didn't actually think about anything.  i definitely didn't expect this.	I know.  My guidance counselor never mentioned anything about vampires. 'Prison' came up a few times, but nothing about undead.
i'll back that up.	Three weeks ago all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything.  I definitely didn't expect this.
things are kind of confusing.	I'll back that up.
hey, jeez are you okay?  you need a hand?	It's nothing.  It doesn't hurt.
well, i've always wanted to see oxnard.	Hey, jeez are you okay?  You need a hand?
where are you gonna go?	Well, I've always wanted to see Oxnard.
thanks.  tomorrow morning, i'm on a bus.  i'm gone.	Where are you gonna go?
well, stay here tonight.	Thanks.  Tomorrow morning, I'm on a bus.  I'm gone.
yeah, i was bailing.  i have a friend, and he's really... well, he's really vampire, i guess.  bad scene.	Well, stay here tonight.
you had a car full of stuff.  were you leaving?	Yeah, I was bailing.  I have a friend, and he's really... well, he's really vampire, I guess.  Bad scene.
god!  unbelievable.  vampires.	You had a car full of stuff.  Were you leaving?
yeah.	God!  Unbelievable.  Vampires.
they were vampires, weren't they?	Yeah.
not exactly.	They were vampires, weren't they?
do you do this kind of thing a lot? i mean, is this like a hobby?	Not exactly.
water.  okay.	Do you do this kind of thing a lot? I mean, is this like a hobby?
you want some water or something?	Water.  Okay.
oh, i'm good.  i'm good.  kind of miss my knees, though.	You want some water or something?
how are you doing?	Oh, I'm good.  I'm good.  Kind of miss my knees, though.
is that your car?	It was.  I think it's pretty much ready for the --
hi there.	Is that your car?
hi.	Hi there.
yeah, we're drunk.  we're the drunks. what's your name?	Buffy.
can we have a hot dog, please, medium rare, and a cup of joe?	You guys are thrashed.
will you guys shut up, please?	It could happen.
like what?	Like my homework.
you're weird and i'm afraid of you. seriously, cassandra, there's a lot cooler things you could be doing than your homework.	Like what?
i really can't.  besides, it's pretty interesting.	You're weird and I'm afraid of you. Seriously, Cassandra, there's a lot cooler things you could be doing than your homework.
bogutude.  blow it off.	I really can't.  Besides, it's pretty interesting.
can't.  history report.  the normans and the saxons.	Bogutude.  Blow it off.
bugs.	Okay, guys, how about the ozone layer?
it is a pretty crucial subject.	See, Cassandra likes it.  Cassandra's my friend.
it has to be, like a socially conscious theme.	'One that reflects the students' growing awareness of and involvement in the world around them.'
you look way pretty, kim.	I know.  I like your little outfit.
yeah, whoops i came.	You look way pretty, Kim.
i'm glad you guys are here.  it's good to see you.	Yeah, whoops I came.
listen to you.  what language are you speaking?	Get out of my facial.
this isn't important?  the earth is our home.	Kimberly, it's a dance.  It's a stupid dance with a bunch of stupid kids that I see every stupid day.
excuse me for having something important to do.	This isn't important?  The earth is our home.
look, a lot's been going on.  that's what i wanted to tell you guys about. i need to tell you.  you see... a while ago, i met this guy --	Oh my God you're having an affair.
buffy, what is your sitch?  you're acting like the thing from another tax-bracket; it's too weird.	Look, a lot's been going on.  That's what I wanted to tell you guys about. I need to tell you.  You see... a while ago, I met this guy --
i forgot.	Buffy, what is your sitch?  You're acting like The Thing From Another Tax-Bracket; it's too weird.
you were supposed to be here at three.	I forgot.
buffy, i'm gonna tell jeffrey you were playing with another man's hebrew national.	Get a boob job.
i didn't learn... i just... it's not a big deal.	Buffy, I'm gonna tell Jeffrey you were playing with another man's Hebrew National.
i don't see why we have to invite everyone.	Kimberly, it's the senior dance.
where?	Cafe Blase.
let's meet tonight, okay?	Where?
what did jeffrey's dad say?	'Just remember you're in training, son'
excuse much!  not rude or anything.	Nice ensemble!
totally stale.  and the ushers are like, the acne patrol.  we're thinking pavilion.  sitch?	Sounds toasty.  We're going Pavilion.
beverly center.	Please.  They show previews for foreign movies.
why don't we see a movie?	Well, where?
what are we doing?	Why don't we see a movie?
) what do you think?	Please.  It's so '91.
guys, what's the sitch?  i'm bored.	) What do you think?
wait!	He knows who I am!
none of the other girls ever gave me this much trouble.	And where are they now?
you're learning.  slowly, incredibly slowly, but you're learning.	None of the other girls ever gave me this much trouble.
football is my life.	You're learning.  Slowly, incredibly slowly, but you're learning.
try and be inconspicuous, okay? act like a fan.	Football is my life.
oh, i'll be there all right.  i'm not letting you out of my sight. not till you're ready.	Try and be inconspicuous, okay? Act like a fan.
toasty.  you should come; it's gonna be a great game.	Oh, I'll be there all right.  I'm not letting you out of my sight. Not till you're ready.
all right.	Toasty.  You should come; it's gonna be a great game.
i'm pretty much learning not to accept anything anymore.  come on, merrick.  football.  afterwards we can kill and kill until there is nothing left.	All right.
sooner or later you're going to have to accept it.  your fate.	I'm pretty much learning not to accept anything anymore.  Come on, Merrick.  Football.  Afterwards we can kill and kill until there is nothing left.
why because it's not my fate?  it's not in the book-of-all- knowledgefullness that i'm gonna be cheerleading at the barber game?	Sooner or later you're going to have to accept it.  Your fate.
another distraction.  it's not right.	Why because it's not my fate?  It's not in the Book-of-All- Knowledgefullness that I'm gonna be cheerleading at the Barber game?
make time, okay?  you're the one who told me to act normal.  i've missed three practices already.  if i'm not there for the barber game tomorrow everyone's gonna talk.	Another distraction.  It's not right.
there isn't time.	Make time, okay?  You're the one who told me to act normal.  I've missed three practices already.  If I'm not there for the Barber game tomorrow everyone's gonna talk.
interesting.	I kind of had to improvise.  Sorry about your guitar.
i want to die.	Okay.  The important thing is not to panic.
well, you're on my turf now.  you're just gonna have to trust me.	I want to die.
my clothes have always been perfectly serviceable.	Well, you're on my turf now.  You're just gonna have to trust me.
because you clash, merrick.  you clash with everything.  i mean you might as well go around with a sign, 'slayers trained her.'  honestly, you look like something out of... pasadena.	My clothes have always been perfectly serviceable.
but it's in the back.  why are we wasting time with this, anyway?	Because you clash, Merrick.  You clash with everything.  I mean you might as well go around with a sign, 'Slayers trained her.'  Honestly, you look like something out of... Pasadena.
we call them zippers.  they're not supposed to be a challenge.	But it's in the back.  Why are we wasting time with this, anyway?
i can't work this.	We call them zippers.  They're not supposed to be a challenge.
i mean, most of the time jeffrey's really sweet, but sometimes he gets kind of... 'me-tarzan'ish, you know what i mean?  lately it bugs me, i guess.  merrick?  are you still breathing?	I can't work this.
vampires of the world, beware.	Merrick.  You made a joke.  Are you okay, I mean, do you want to lie down?  I know it hurts the first time.
well... there's my keen fashion sense, for one.	Vampires of the world, beware.
as for example, what?	Well... there's my keen fashion sense, for one.
well, you know, i'm not gonna kick so easy.  i've got a few things the other girls didn't have.	As for example, what?
and it makes it worse when i die, right?	Well, you know, I'm not gonna kick so easy.  I've got a few things the other girls didn't have.
buffy, don't... don't start thinking of me as your friend.  it interferes with the work, and it...	And it makes it worse when I die, right?
i'm curious, is all.	Buffy, don't... don't start thinking of me as your friend.  It interferes with the work, and it...
it isn't important.	I'm curious, is all.
i wish you would.	It isn't important.
there's a small village in hampshire, near stonehenge...  ... near a bunch of big rocks. that's where i was born.  my father taught me about the training, about finding the slayers, reading the signs.  there's a small cluster of us, a few families, really... most of the neighboring villagers think we're just a bunch of harmless old loonies.  i thought so myself for a time, when i was younger...  i'm sorry.  i'm not supposed to... i shouldn't go on like this.	I wish you would.
watchers?	There's a small village in Hampshire, near Stonehenge...  ... near a bunch of big rocks. That's where I was born.  My father taught me about the training, about finding the Slayers, reading the signs.  There's a small cluster of us, a few families, really... most of the neighboring villagers think we're just a bunch of harmless old loonies.  I thought so myself for a time, when I was younger...  I'm sorry.  I'm not supposed to... I shouldn't go on like this.
it's what i was raised to do.  there aren't many of us left, the watchers.	Watchers?
how can you keep doing this?	It's what I was raised to do.  There aren't many of us left, the Watchers.
not if you're careful.	How can you keep doing this?
so, basically, i've got the life expectancy of a zit, right?	Not if you're careful.
five.	So, basically, I've got the life expectancy of a zit, right?
five?	Five.
what did you think, that being able to jump about and hit people makes you a slayer?	Five?
i...	What did you think, that being able to jump about and hit people makes you a Slayer?
do you know how many girls i've trained to be slayers?  five.  five properly prepared girls, girls who faced their responsibilities, who worked hard to become women overnight -- harder than you've ever worked in your life -- and i saw them ripped apart.  do you want to live?  do you?	I...
oh, fuck you!	Do you know how many girls I've trained to be Slayers?  Five.  Five properly prepared girls, girls who faced their responsibilities, who worked hard to become women overnight -- harder than you've ever worked in your life -- and I saw them ripped apart.  Do you want to live?  Do you?
what do you want?  encouragement?  'gosh, buffy, you're so special, i just want to give you a great big hug, oh i'm just having a warm fuzzy.'	Oh, fuck you!
and why are you always wearing black? it's so down.  it's totally not your color.  i don't think you have a color.	What do you want?  Encouragement?  'Gosh, Buffy, you're so special, I just want to give you a great big hug, oh I'm just having a warm fuzzy.'
buffy...	And why are you always wearing black? It's so down.  It's totally not your color.  I don't think you have a color.
aren't i, like the chosen one?  the one and only?  the grand high poobah and doesn't that mean you have to be nice to me?  like, ever?	Buffy...
don't start with me again.	Aren't I, like the chosen one?  The one and only?  The Grand High Poobah and doesn't that mean you have to be nice to me?  Like, ever?
a wet!  didn't i just kill that vampire?  i think i did.  i didn't see you killing any vampires.  you were too busy playing 'beat the clock'.	Don't start with me again.
a what?	A wet!  Didn't I just kill that vampire?  I think I did.  I didn't see you killing any vampires.  You were too busy playing 'Beat the Clock'.
you are such a wet.	A what?
you'll get used to it.  i'm more worried about your tactical mistakes.	You are such a wet.
oh, wonderful.  my secret weapon is - pms.  that's just great.  thanks for telling me.	You'll get used to it.  I'm more worried about your tactical mistakes.
it's natural.  a reaction to their presence, to the... unnaturalness of it.  it's part of how you are able to track them.	Oh, wonderful.  My secret weapon is - PMS.  That's just great.  Thanks for telling me.
nice conversationalist!  yeah, i felt 'em a little, but i ain't due for two weeks since you're so excited about the subject.	It's natural.  A reaction to their presence, to the... unnaturalness of it.  It's part of how you are able to track them.
you felt a little sick, didn't you? the cramps.	Nice conversationalist!  Yeah, I felt 'em a little, but I ain't due for two weeks since you're so excited about the subject.
does the world 'duhh' mean anything to you?	You felt a little sick, didn't you? The cramps.
and the alley was a mistake.  never corner yourself like that.  if they'd come at you in force you'd be dead now.  one vampire is a lot easier to kill then ten.	Does the world 'Duhh' mean anything to you?
fine.	And the alley was a mistake.  Never corner yourself like that.  If they'd come at you in force you'd be dead now.  One vampire is a lot easier to kill then ten.
he was slow.  very simple.  they won't all be that easy.	Fine.
what!?!	Try to pay attention.
same one.	Oh.
they were vampires?	Same one.
all right.  you've heard of the emperor caligula, perhaps?  or jack the ripper?	They were vampires?
my nails.	All right.  You've heard of the emperor Caligula, perhaps?  Or Jack the Ripper?
good lord.  what do you study in history?	My nails.
if i say 'no' does that make me a bad person?	Good Lord.  What do you study in history?
oh, several.  lucretia borgia, joseph mengele, franklin pangborn... are any of those names familiar?	If I say 'no' does that make me a bad person?
toasty.  were there ever any, like, famous vampires?	Oh, several.  Lucretia Borgia, Joseph Mengele, Franklin Pangborn... are any of those names familiar?
no.  no bats, no flying.  they... float, occasionally.  not really flying.	Toasty.  Were there ever any, like, famous vampires?
what about bats?  do they turn into bats?	No.  No bats, no flying.  They... float, occasionally.  Not really flying.
your turn.	What about bats?  Do they turn into bats?
ooh, another embarrassment for the teabag, while the chosen one is still well under par.	Your turn.
exactly.  you're changing.  you're becoming something extraordinarily powerful.	Ooh, another embarrassment for the teabag, while the chosen one is still well under par.
no... i guess i would have gotten jeffrey to hit you.	Exactly.  You're changing.  You're becoming something extraordinarily powerful.
two days ago, would you have even hit me?  let alone so powerfully?	No... I guess I would have gotten Jeffrey to hit you.
put your head back.	Two days ago, would you have even hit me?  Let alone so powerfully?
don't you see what's happening? you're changing.  you've got powers you've only just begun to tap. physical, mental prowess you've never dreamed of.  god, this hurts.  i've administered a few shocks to your system to start the adrenaline working.  i'm sorry i have to take so many shortcuts in the training process.	Put your head back.
oh.  sorry.	Don't you see what's happening? You're changing.  You've got powers you've only just begun to tap. Physical, mental prowess you've never dreamed of.  God, this hurts.  I've administered a few shocks to your system to start the adrenaline working.  I'm sorry I have to take so many shortcuts in the training process.
i don't think you understand the full implications of --	Oh.  Sorry.
last night.  you knew i was sitting on a fresh grave, didn't you?	I don't think you understand the full implications of --
it was necessary.	Last night.  You knew I was sitting on a fresh grave, didn't you?
i don't want to be the chosen one, okay?  i don't want to spend the rest of my life chasing after vampires!  i just want to graduate from high school, go to europe, marry charlie sheen and die.  it may not sound too exciting to a sconehead like you, but i think it's swell.  and then you come along...  and... and then i'm a member of the hairy mole club, so you throw things at me!	It was necessary.
and you caught it!  only the chosen one could have done that.	I don't want to be the chosen one, okay?  I don't want to spend the rest of my life chasing after vampires!  I just want to graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Charlie Sheen and die.  It may not sound too exciting to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell.  And then you come along...  and... and then I'm a member of the hairy mole club, so you throw things at me!
but you threw a knife at my head!	And you caught it!  Only the chosen one could have done that.
i had to test you.	But you threw a knife at my head!
oh, what the hell is wrong with you?  you threw a knife at my head!	I had to test you.
no.  you don't do anything.  i do it.	Oh.  Good.
oh.  i thought... you lead me --	No.  You don't do anything.  I do it.
no -- you don't have to --	Oh.  I thought... you lead me --
who we gonna beat?	No -- you don't have to --
who we gonna beat?	Who we gonna beat?
okay.	Who we gonna beat?
yes, yes.  it would be interesting. a nice cheer.	Okay.
here?	Yes, yes.  It would be interesting. A nice cheer.
all right.  why don't you show me a cheer?	Here?
sporting events, yeah.	All right.  Why don't you show me a cheer?
cheerleading.  for... sporting events, yes?	Sporting events, yeah.
well... i do cheerleading now. it's way cooler.	Cheerleading.  For... sporting events, yes?
but you enjoyed it, yes?	Well... I do cheerleading now. It's way cooler.
well, everybody says... it's just kind of dorky.  i mean, have you ever seen a gymnast's legs?  they're like --  -- the mighty oak.  it's not a look.	But you enjoyed it, yes?
yes, you used to do gymnastics. but you stopped.  why?	Well, everybody says... it's just kind of dorky.  I mean, have you ever seen a gymnast's legs?  They're like --  -- the mighty oak.  It's not a look.
uh... gym.	Yes, you used to do gymnastics. But you stopped.  Why?
i tell you, the best thing i can do right now is find out more about you.  what your strengths are, your likes...  everything.  what's your best subject?	Uh... gym.
not a pressing issue.	I tell you, the best thing I can do right now is find out more about you.  What your strengths are, your likes...  Everything.  What's your best subject?
we're going to have the work hard. you'll need some excuse for staying out.  for your parents.	Not a pressing issue.
great.  first i have a birthright, now i've got a fate.  hey, do i have to take notes on this?	We're going to have the work hard. You'll need some excuse for staying out.  For your parents.
in a way, yes.  your fate is inexorably connected to them.	Great.  First I have a birthright, now I've got a fate.  Hey, do I have to take notes on this?
i still don't get how they happened to come to my town.  i mean, was i born here because... because they were coming here?  that lothos guy, and his buddies?	In a way, yes.  Your fate is inexorably connected to them.
we'll cover it later.	I still don't get how they happened to come to my town.  I mean, was I born here because... because they were coming here?  That Lothos guy, and his buddies?
what?	We'll cover it later.
yes.  they travel about, usually with one or two of their followers to lay the groundwork.  the vampires find a community and they feed on it, make it their own.  you were difficult to trace, and i think the process has gone a lot further than i'd anticipated.  usually this goads a community into some kind of paranoid frenzy.  but for some reason, nobody here seems to be paying any attention.	What?
oh, him.	Yes.  They travel about, usually with one or two of their followers to lay the groundwork.  The vampires find a community and they feed on it, make it their own.  You were difficult to trace, and I think the process has gone a lot further than I'd anticipated.  Usually this goads a community into some kind of paranoid frenzy.  But for some reason, nobody here seems to be paying any attention.
oh, yes.  and the man from your dreams.  lothos.	Oh, him.
a vampire-king?  you mean like dracula?	Oh, yes.  And the man from your dreams.  Lothos.
do you know what a vampire-king is?	A Vampire-King?  You mean like Dracula?
why do you keep saying that?	Do you know what a Vampire-King is?
there's a great deal i have to show you, i'm not even sure where to start  there's so little time.	Why do you keep saying that?
what, um...  what do we do?	There's a great deal I have to show you, I'm not even sure where to start  There's so little time.
our purposes.	What, um...  What do we do?
it's not pretty, but it does suit our purposes.	Our purposes.
they can't come in, right?  unless you invite them.  is that true?	It's true.
i have cheerleading squad.	Skip it.
meet me at this address after school.	I have cheerleading squad.
all right.	Meet me at this address after school.
go to school tomorrow.  try to act normal.  don't let anyone know what's happening.  this is important. when the vampires find out who you are... you won't be hunting them anymore.	All right.
she --	Go to school tomorrow.  Try to act normal.  Don't let anyone know what's happening.  This is important. When the vampires find out who you are... you won't be hunting them anymore.
where's the other one?	She --
all right.  what do we do now?	We wait for Robert to wake up.
just for protection.  you won't have to do anything.  i just need you to watch.	All right.  What do we do now?
wait a minute.	Just for protection.  You won't have to do anything.  I just need you to watch.
none of your business.  god.	This is it.
cramps?	None of your business.  God.
ow.	Cramps?
oh, yeah, tell everyone i'm crazy. beauty ida.	Ow.
why didn't you ever tell anybody about your dreams?	Oh, yeah, tell everyone I'm crazy. Beauty ida.
i can't believe i'm doing this.  i can't believe i'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.	Why didn't you ever tell anybody about your dreams?
i have to show you.	I can't believe I'm doing this.  I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man hunting for vampires on a school night.
how do you know all this?	I have to show you.
lothos.	How do you know all this?
i had a dream once where i was... there was like, knights in it, and i worked in this bar.  and i... was fighting.  i'm always fighting. and there's a guy...  he's not always there, but he's horrible, all white, and he's always... trying to kill me.	Lothos.
oh, my god.  i never told anybody about this.  i remember the one about the peasant, too.  god, there's a bunch.  is this, like channeling or something.	I had a dream once where I was... There was like, knights in it, and I worked in this bar.  And I... was fighting.  I'm always fighting. And there's a guy...  He's not always there, but he's horrible, all white, and he's always... trying to kill me.
china.	Oh, my God.  I never told anybody about this.  I remember the one about the peasant, too.  God, there's a bunch.  Is this, like channeling or something.
i don't know.  it was...  there was a big gram or something.  and there's one, i'm like a prostitute...	China.
in virginia.	I don't know.  It was...  There was a big gram or something.  And there's one, I'm like a prostitute...
i was a slave.	In Virginia.
in the past.  a girl.  maybe... a magyar peasant.  an indian princess. a slave.	I was a slave.
everybody does.	In the past.  A girl.  Maybe... A Magyar peasant.  An Indian princess. A slave.
did you ever dream that you were someone else?	Everybody does.
just stay away from me, okay?	Did you ever dream that you were someone else?
does elvis talk to you?  tell you to do things?  do you see spots?	I don't have time for your prattling. I have proof.  You bear the mark.
yes.	Does Elvis talk to you?  Tell you to do things?  Do you see spots?
let me get this straight.  you're like, this greasy bum, and i have to go to the graveyard with you 'cause i'm chosen, and there's vampires.	Yes.
to stop the killing.  to stop the vampires.	Let me get this straight.  You're like, this greasy bum, and I have to go to the graveyard with you 'cause I'm chosen, and there's vampires.
time to do what?	To stop the killing.  To stop the vampires.
you must believe me.  you must come with me while there's still time.	Time to do what?
chosen to go to the graveyard?  why don't you just take the first runner up, okay?	You must believe me.  You must come with me while there's still time.
you don't understand.  you have been chosen.	Chosen to go to the graveyard?  Why don't you just take the first runner up, okay?
you're one of those skanky old men that, like, attack girls and stuff. forget you.  my, um, my boyfriend is gonna be here in about thirty seconds, and he's way testy.	You don't understand.  You have been chosen.
wait!	You're one of those skanky old men that, like, attack girls and stuff. Forget you.  My, um, my boyfriend is gonna be here in about thirty seconds, and he's way testy.
wait a minute.  my birthright is in the graveyard?  later not.	Wait!
you must come with me.  it's much too late already.  you must come with me to the graveyard.	Wait a minute.  My birthright is in the graveyard?  Later not.
i had a trust fund my great- grandfather, or maybe it was an inheritance, 'cause he's dead, and i spent it on shoes.	You must come with me.  It's much too late already.  You must come with me to the graveyard.
my birthright?  you mean, like a trust fund?	I had a trust fund my great- grandfather, or maybe it was an inheritance, 'cause he's dead, and I spent it on shoes.
to bring you... your birthright.	My birthright?  You mean, like a trust fund?
why?	To bring you... your birthright.
i've searched the entire world for you, buffy.	Why?
what are you talking about?	I've searched the entire world for you, Buffy.
not at all.  my name is merrick.  i was sent to find you some time ago. i should have found you much sooner but there were...  complications. you should have been taught, prepared.	What are you talking about?
am i in trouble or something?	Not at all.  My name is Merrick.  I was sent to find you some time ago. I should have found you much sooner but there were...  complications. You should have been taught, prepared.
i'm looking for you, actually.	Am I in trouble or something?
what?  oh.  i used to do gymnastics. are you looking for someone?	I'm looking for you, actually.
i'm sorry.  that was impressive. the...  tumbling.	What?  Oh.  I used to do gymnastics. Are you looking for someone?
god, where the hell did you come from?  you scared me to death.	I'm sorry.  That was impressive. The...  tumbling.
i haven't seen him tonight.	Oh.
have you guys seen jeffrey?  the limo never showed, i thought he might be here.	I haven't seen him tonight.
hi.	Have you guys seen Jeffrey?  The limo never showed, I thought he might be here.
hi, guys.	Hi.
nicole...	Later for it.
well, i guess you got what you came for.	Nicole...
pike.	You're having a fling with him?
buffy, jesus!  you know these steps.	Sorry.
thanks.	You and Cassandra get anything done last night?
hey, buffers.  you look thrashed.	Thanks.
yeah, just make sure you do first. let's go, guys.	B'bye.
don't worry, jennifer.  someday your prince will come.	Yeah, just make sure you do first. Let's go, guys.
yeah... she's okay, though.	I guess.
cassandra's really smart.	Yeah... She's okay, though.
you guys blow.  i'm waiting on cassandra.  she's gonna help me with my history.	Cassandra's really smart.
i don't get it.	How do you not tread on the earth? I mean, you kind of have to.
thank you very much.	Nobody is even gonna look at the game.
that is so cool.	Thank you very much.
i was just scared is all.	No.  It was mondo bizarro.
-- like she's gonna kill me.	I was just scared is all.
come one, that was so weird.	What, it's not weird.  I just cut the stupid hot dog in half.
cool.  we can figure decorations and stuff.	Cassandra, you gotta come, too.
that's the plan.	Good enough!
so, is jeffrey really spending the night at your house?	That's the plan.
no thx.	They don't even have Dolby.
you got a c-plus?  i can't believe i cheated off you.	Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador.  Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.  Ooh!
mr. howard is so heinous.  he's always giving me a hard time.  i get a c-plus on the test and he tells me, 'you have no sense of history.'  i have no sense of history?  he wears a brown tie.	You got a C-plus?  I can't believe I cheated off you.
really?	Swear to God.
no, wait.  i can be dumb.  really. or mean, or whatever.  i can learn. i'm useful.	Really?
what... are you?	Are we so strange?  So alien to you?  I've seen this culture, the wealth, the greed, the waste... it's truly heartwarming.  The perfect place to spread my empire.  Honestly, Eastern Europe was so dead, the Communists just drained the blood out of the place.  It's livened up a bit in the past few years, but it's nothing compared to this.... this Mecca of consumption.  The city of Angels.
yes, i'm sure they do.  this place is everything you said it was, amilyn.	What... are you?
my parents have money...	Yes, I'm sure they do.  This place is everything you said it was, Amilyn.
so very much.	My parents have money...
what's happening?  what do you want?	So very much.
i find it restorative, sleeping in the life-blood of so many.  to feel their souls coursing about me.	What's happening?  What do you want?
i'm just a girl.	You are much more.
but as long as there have been vampire, there has been the coven; the line of slayers.  ones with the strength and the skill to kill them, to find them where they gather and stop the swell of their numbers. one dies, the next is called.	I'm just a girl.
ever since adam and eve first left the garden, he followed: the serpent. satan.  he sends his legion in the shape of men, to feed on us, to breed his hell on our earth.  they are a plague upon us.	But as long as there have been vampire, there has been the Coven; the line of Slayers.  Ones with the strength and the skill to kill them, to find them where they gather and stop the swell of their numbers. One dies, the next is called.
i don't understand.	Ever since Adam and Eve first left the garden, he followed: the serpent. Satan.  He sends his legion in the shape of men, to feed on us, to breed his Hell on our earth.  They are a plague upon us.
the mark of the coven.	I don't understand.
she has died.  you are the next to be called.  why do you think you were sent to me?  trained as you were?  you bear the mark.	The mark of the Coven.
why?  why me?	She has died.  You are the next to be called.  Why do you think you were sent to me?  Trained as you were?  You bear the mark.
you know you must.  there is only one.  now you are that one.  it is time.	Why?  Why me?
i can't!	You know you must.  There is only one.  Now you are that one.  It is time.
got that.	Good.
listen, you little worm.  i could beat your head to a pulp for you, just like i did last year, you got that?  you got that?	Got that.
could be.	Listen, you little worm.  I could beat your head to a pulp for you, just like I did last year, you got that?  You got that?
you think so?	Could be.
could be.	You think so?
what are you grinning at?  you think i was scared?	Could be.
hi, grueller.	What are you grinning at?  You think I was scared?
bessel!  what are you doing here?	Hi, Grueller.
she didn't even hardly talk to anyone in school.  all year.  she didn't even go to the prom.	I heard she got straight A's.
okay, let's go.	But --
no --	Okay, let's go.
well, i'm done.  are you done?	No --
jeffrey!	Well, I'm done.  Are you done?
buffy?	Jeffrey!
oh, baby!	Make me a woman!  Yes!  Make me a woman!
oh, yes!  yes!	Oh, baby!
write that down.	Okay, what else?
she was even crazier after that.  i mean it, you wouldn't even have recognized her.	Buffy?
and spring fling.	Okay.
i got all the plastic stuff.  what should i do with it?	Throw it out.
well, i hope so.	Probably was.  What do you suppose she was doing out there.
so they found cassandra's body out by the railway tunnels.  nobody's saying anything, but they think she was involved in something, like, illegal or something.  like dealing.	Well, I hope so.
i can't believe they still ate it.	Where'd you learn how to do that?
cool!	Does Jeffrey know?
buffy!	What is she...
i never thought of that.	I gotta bail.  You coming?
oh, my god!  ouch!  no wonder you quit.	Well, that's the thing.  She landed on her feet.  Didn't even sprain a toe.  And I go up to her and she turns and looks at me and she's like this --
snapped.  buffy was, you know, on the upswing, and i swear to god she went across the room.  perm over heels.	Oh, my God!  Ouch!  No wonder you quit.
you're kidding.	Snapped.  Buffy was, you know, on the upswing, and I swear to God she went across the room.  Perm over heels.
buffy was on the uneven parallels -- she was really good; coach said she could have been in the olympics -- but she was doing a routine, spinning, and the beam broke.	You're kidding.
what happened?	Buffy was on the uneven parallels -- she was really good; coach said she could have been in the Olympics -- but she was doing a routine, spinning, and the beam broke.
omniplex?	Nee sitch.  No way.
they'll kill us!	You want some punch?
pike isn't a name.  it's a fish.	Hey, wait a minute...
i'm sorry.  i'm pike.  this is benny.	Pike isn't a name.  It's a fish.
wit-tay.	I'm sorry.  I'm Pike.  This is Benny.
the don't.  you kind of wish they would, though.	Wit-tay.
it's amazing what you can do with a parachute and some starch.	As long as there's room for three in it.  What, didn't you bring your new friends?
and the january semi-formal --	Okay!  Look, Buffy.  You want to play house with the unwashed masses, that's fine.  But personally, I think you ought to spend a little time prioritizing.  I really do.
except for prom.	Right.
you know, just because you're having full-on wiggans doesn't mean you have to drag us into it.  this isn't just any dance.  it happens ot be the last dance of our last year.	Except for Prom.
so, we're stupid now?	You know, just because you're having full-on wiggans doesn't mean you have to drag us into it.  This isn't just any dance.  It happens ot be the last dance of our last year.
like you've got a grip.	You're so out of it.  You've blown off cheerleading, you've blown off dance committee --
oh, thank you very much.	Like you've got a grip.
what are you talking about?	Weird?  You mean like you hanging out with that homeless, Poke?  I saw you last night after the game.
oh, please!  when she ran onto the field in the middle of the game? was that the most out-of-it thing ever, or did i blink?	I'm, like, yelling at her, 'What are you doing?'  And she's going 'Jeffrey, Jeffrey!'  Way mental.
i really was way way too too.	Oh, please!  When she ran onto the field in the middle of the game? Was that the most out-of-it thing ever, or did I blink?
buffy, the ape-woman.	Seriously, Buffy.  That look was way twisted.  What were you thinking about?
smell of booze much.	Nice much.
can't they make exceptions?  maryanne heinel?  she's such a scud.  can't we have a maryanne clause?	Well, look who's here.
if we don't invite all the seniors we can't use the school funds, you know that.	Can't they make exceptions?  Maryanne Heinel?  She's such a scud.  Can't we have a Maryanne clause?
oh, yeah!	Right!
environment.  that's cool with me.	Okay.
the homelesses?	Oh, please.
god!  take a chill lozenge.	Like we don't have rights too?
oh, god.	He is so bald.
hey.  what should i do if i see benny?	Run.
i am.	Hey.  What should I do if I see Benny?
all right.  take care of yourself.	I am.
i don't think so.	All right.  Take care of yourself.
ah, you'll be coming back.	I don't think so.
you should think about leaving, too, man.  sell this place... something's going on here.  i don't know.  something real weird.	Ah, you'll be coming back.
no...  you want me to give him a message?	You should think about leaving, too, man.  Sell this place... Something's going on here.  I don't know.  Something real weird.
hey, have you seen benny lately?	No...  You want me to give him a message?
where am i gonna find another mechanic stupid enough to work for my money?	Hey, have you seen Benny lately?
i'm leaving, man.  i'm bailing town. this place has gotten way too hairy.	Where am I gonna find another mechanic stupid enough to work for my money?
what nasty bug crawled up your bungus and where the hell are you going?	I'm leaving, man.  I'm bailing town. This place has gotten way too hairy.
ebby calvin nuke laloosh--don't think too much.	Don't worry.
i think i'm ready for the show.	Ebby Calvin Nuke LaLoosh--don't think too much.
neither will i.	I think I'm ready for the Show.
i won't be needing these anymore.	Neither will I.
well i guess this is it.	I won't be needing these anymore.
that's great!	How can I possibly thank you?
i gotta leave first thing in the morning.	That's great!
it's skip, for you.	Yeah, Skip, it's me.  Jeez...Jeez...God...Jeez...
--but you're father's in there!	Crash says I gotta quit worrying about him--c'mon, honey, we got a lotta catching up to do--
aw hell, let's have a quickie right here--	--but you're father's in there!
so am i.  nuke, honey, we need to talk--	Aw hell, let's have a quickie right here--
i'm starting to understand what you're teaching me.  i mean the panties and the nostrils and all that shit...i mean i'm getting it--	So am I.  Nuke, honey, we need to talk--
you don't have to...	I'm starting to understand what you're teaching me.  I mean the panties and the nostrils and all that shit...I mean I'm getting it--
i couldn't dump my old man but maybe later i can sneak away from him...	You don't have to...
i'd like you to meet my father.	Oh--won't YOU come in?
it's okay..	I'd like you to meet my father.
we lost.	it's okay..
he did?	I'll be back when we lose.
he said if i gave in to you i'd start losing again.	He did?
what'd he say?	He said if I gave in to you I'd start losing again.
i did.	What'd he say?
nuke!  you got things all wrong! there's no relation between sex and baseball.  ask crash.	I did.
you're exotic and mysterious and cute--that's why i better leave.	Nuke!  You got things all wrong! There's no relation between sex and baseball.  Ask Crash.
cute?!  i hate cute!  baby ducks are cute!  i wanta be exotic and mysterious!	You're exotic and mysterious and cute--that's why I better leave.
i think you're real cute.	Cute?!  I hate cute!  Baby ducks are cute!  I wanta be exotic and mysterious!
of course i'm seducing you for godsakes, and i'm doing a damn poor job of it--  aren't i pretty?	I think you're real cute.
i knew it--you're seducing me!	Of course I'm seducing you for Godsakes, and I'm doing a damn poor job of it--  Aren't I pretty?
i'm trying to play with your body!	I knew it--you're seducing me!
no!  you're playing with my mind!	I'm trying to play with your body!
he didn't mean it nasty.  he said that gettin' lost and disappearing from the face of the earth was sometimes a good thing to do-- especially like that.	Oh...  Crash is a very smart man.  Now c'mon, honey, give it a try.
what a nasty thing to say.	He didn't mean it nasty.  He said that gettin' lost and disappearing from the face of the earth was sometimes a good thing to do-- especially like that.
well--he calls it the bermuda triangle.  he said a man can get lost in there and never be heard from again.	What a nasty thing to say.
yes i do...	Well--he calls it the Bermuda Triangle.  He said a man can get lost in there and never be heard from again.
crash once called a woman's, uh-- pussy--y'know how the hair kinda makes a "v" shape?--	Yes I do...
sure.  unsnap my stockings.	Crash once called a woman's, uh-- pussy--y'know how the hair kinda makes a "V" shape?--
fundamentals?	Sure.  Unsnap my stockings.
i figure we could work on some fundamentals even if we don't make love.	Fundamentals?
i know what it is.	I figure we could work on some fundamentals even if we don't make love.
that's my leg.	I know what it is.
you can't seduce me.	I'm not gonna try to seduce you, sweetie...
i'll tuck you in.	You can't seduce me.
no, that's okay.  all i need's a little nap.	I'll tuck you in.
how 'bout a back rub?	No, that's okay.  All I need's a little nap.
no, no, it was great.	How 'bout a back rub?
i'm so proud of you and all the guys.  want some more soup?	No, no, it was great.
no.	Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh--
get over here.	No.
just till i lose.	Get over here.
nuke?!	Just till I lose.
you know what it feels like to throw a three hitter?  we better not fuck.	Nuke?!
now don't go overboard, i look incredibly hot, right?	You know what it feels like to throw a three hitter?  We better not fuck.
not that.  i mean the re-channeling of my sexual energy.  maybe we shouldn't make love for awhile.	Now don't go overboard, I look incredibly hot, right?
breathing through your pingala always works, honey--	Not that.  I mean the re-channeling of my sexual energy.  Maybe we shouldn't make love for awhile.
y'know, annie, i been thinking if it works for one game, maybe it'll work for a whole buncha games.	Breathing through your pingala always works, honey--
i'm yours.	Y'know, Annie, I been thinking if it works for one game, maybe it'll work for a whole buncha games.
death is like spring training?	Yes.  And so is birth.  Now look me in the eyes, Nuke--  You haven't been wearing my panties, have you?
oh don't be silly.  death is nothing to be scared of.  it's just another way of living.  it's just a fresh start--kinda like spring training.	Death is like spring training?
god...i think i'm gonna be sick--	Oh don't be silly.  Death is nothing to be scared of.  It's just another way of living.  It's just a fresh start--kinda like spring training.
i can't keep up with you.  first you say sex is gonna make me a better pitcher--now no sex is gonna do it?!	It's all the same thing.
how ya like that?	Much better.  Your delivery was fully integrated because you weren't thinking about it 'cause you were pissed off at me.  This is progress.
gimme the god damn ball!	How ya like that?
a little better.	Gimme the God damn ball!
how was that?	A little better.
he's handled a lotta pitchers whose records were better than one and six.	How was that?
if i throw too hard i'll hurt the kid.	He's handled a lotta pitchers whose records were better than one and six.
you're patronizing me!  i will not be patronized--	If I throw too hard I'll hurt the kid.
right.  okay, fire a couple in there.	You're patronizing me!  I will not be patronized--
switch nostrils?	Right.  Okay, fire a couple in there.
the pingala is the nostril used for throwing a baseball.  and if you discover before a game you're in the wrong nostril, it's easy to switch.	Switch nostrils?
i'm really beat.  i need some serious "z's"--	The pingala is the nostril used for throwing a baseball.  And if you discover before a game you're in the wrong nostril, it's easy to switch.
the ida originates at the right testicle and terminates at the left nostril.	I'm really beat.  I need some serious "z's"--
there are two important psychic conduits called the "pingala" and the "ida".  the pingala starts with the left testicle  and ends at the right nostril.	The ida originates at the right testicle and terminates at the left nostril.
my right nostril?	There are two important psychic conduits called the "pingala" and the "ida".  The pingala starts with the left testicle  and ends at the right nostril.
the right nostril.  good.	My right nostril?
which nostril am i breathing through?	The right nostril.  Good.
just do what i say.  now, which nostril are you breathing through?	Which nostril am I breathing through?
this in ridiculous.  i'm a pro.	Just do what I say.  Now, which nostril are you breathing through?
good.  total exhaustion can be spiritually fabulous.  let's play catch.	Catch?
sorry.  you look great.  i'm totally exhausted.	Good.  Total exhaustion can be spiritually fabulous.  Let's play catch.
what is this "i, i, i" stuff? you only talk about yourself? aren't you glad to see me?  don't i look nice?	Sorry.  You look great.  I'm totally exhausted.
god i'm tired.  what a trip i was lousy.  i was worse than lousy. everytime i pitched--it was like throwing gasoline on a fire. kaboom.  i--	What is this "I, I, I" stuff? You only talk about yourself? Aren't you glad to see me?  Don't I look nice?
big league pitchers don't use these.	They did when they were in the Carolina League.
you've been pitching out of the wrong side of your brain.  these'll help move things to the right side.	Big League pitchers don't use these.
jesus, annie, i don't know--	You've been pitching out of the wrong side of your brain.  These'll help move things to the right side.
they'll fit snugly against your balls in such a wonderful way that you'll start seeing things differently--plus they'll remind you of me which is better than thinking about those nasty hitters.	Jesus, Annie, I don't know--
what?	They'll fit snugly against your balls in such a wonderful way that you'll start seeing things differently--plus they'll remind you of me which is better than thinking about those nasty hitters.
i want you to wear these on the road trip when you pitch.	What?
god, i never thought of that.	There is a lot of things you never thought of, sweetie--now get some rest for tonight's game.
y'know if you make it to the bigs you could still become the host of dance fever.  baseball's a good stepping stone for things like that.	God, I never thought of that.
i wanted to be the host of dance fever, somethin' like that...	Y'know if you make it to the Bigs you could still become the host of Dance Fever.  Baseball's a good stepping stone for things like that.
you can learn to like it.	I wanted to be the host of Dance Fever, somethin' like that...
mmm, hmmm.  you shoulda seen how many people came to the airport to see me off.  when i got drafted first it was the happiest day of my father's life.  he likes baseball more than i do...	You can learn to like it.
you see how nice things are when we go slow?	Mmm, hmmm.  You shoulda seen how many people came to the airport to see me off.  When I got drafted first it was the happiest day of my Father's life.  He likes baseball more than I do...
yeah maybe you're right.	You see how nice things are when we go slow?
would you rather me be making love to him, using your name, or making love to you, using his name?	Yeah maybe you're right.
you said "crash".	Would you rather me be making love to him, using your name, or making love to you, using his name?
honey, don't ever listen to a woman when she's making love. they'll say the strangest things.	You said "Crash".
you said "crash".	Honey, don't ever listen to a woman when she's making love. They'll say the strangest things.
i didn't say "crash".  i said nuke.	You said "Crash".
you mean nuke.  you said "crash".	I didn't say "Crash".  I said Nuke.
five hours.  we both just know.  do you think i deserve to wear white?	We all deserve to wear white.
no, no--i'm fine.  millie, how much time did you and jimmy spend together before he proposed?	Five hours.  We both just know.  Do you think I deserve to wear white?
you should be at the game.	No, no--I'm fine.  Millie, how much time did you and Jimmy spend together before he proposed?
omigawd, honey, i'm so happy for you.	He's a virgin.
well let's get down to it, honey-- how was he?	Well, he fucks like he pitches. Sorta all over the place
"i didn't get lured and i will take responsibility for my actions".	That's better.  Got the radar ready?
you didn't get "lured".  women never get lured.  they're too strong and powerful for that. now say it--"i didn't get lured and i will take responsibility for my actions".	"I didn't get lured and I will take responsibility for my actions".
i got lured.	You didn't get "lured".  Women never get lured.  They're too strong and powerful for that. Now say it--"I didn't get lured and I will take responsibility for my actions".
--millie, you've got to stay out of the clubhouse.  it'll just get everybody in trouble.	I got lured.
i got a lotta time to hear your theories and i wanta hear every damn one of 'em...but right now i'm tired and i don't wanta think about baseball and i don't wanta think about quantum physics...  i don't wanta think about nothing...  i just wanta be.	I can do that, too.
what?	I got a lotta time to hear your theories and I wanta hear every damn one of 'em...but right now I'm tired and I don't wanta think about baseball and I don't wanta think about Quantum Physics...  I don't wanta think about nothing...  I just wanta be.
annie---	What?
you'd be great, just great...  'cause you understand non-linear thinking even though it seems like baseball is a linear game 'cause of the lines and the box scores an'  all--but the fact is that there's a spacious-"non-time kind of time" to it...	Annie---
you think i could make it to the show as a manager?	You'd be great, just great...  'Cause you understand non-linear thinking even though it seems like baseball is a linear game 'cause of the lines and the box scores an'  all--but the fact is that there's a spacious-"non-time kind of time" to it...
not yet.  it takes years of practice...	You think I could make it to the Show as a manager?
yeah...you a witch?	Not yet.  It takes years of practice...
salem, massachusetts?  where all the witches were?	Yeah...you a witch?
there  might be an opening for a manager at salem next spring.	Salem, Massachusetts?  Where all the witches were?
i'm quitting too.  boys, not baseball.	There  might be an opening for a manager at Salem next spring.
i quit.  hit my dinger and hung 'em up.	I'm quitting too.  Boys, not baseball.
what happened?	I quit.  Hit my dinger and hung 'em up.
how come in former lifetimes, everybody was someone famous?  how come nobody ever says they were joe schmo?	It doesn't work like that.  God, you're gorgeous.  Want to dance?
...  so you see in a former lifetime i'm sure that i was alexandria, the czarette of russia? what do you think?	How come in former lifetimes, everybody was someone famous?  How come nobody ever says they were Joe Schmo?
i got released.	I heard already.
why not?	Whatta you mean "why not"?  Are you gonna play forever?!
well...i used to think that wasn't the worst thing in the world to look forward to.  lately i'm not so sure.	Why not?
are you gonna be waking up next to 20 year old ballplayers when you're 60?	Well...I used to think that wasn't the worst thing in the world to look forward to.  Lately I'm not so sure.
no.	Are you gonna be waking up next to 20 year old ballplayers when you're 60?
it's possible.	No.
it's true, it's true!  least it used to be true.  it ain't possible that baseball's not enough anymore, is it, crash?	It's possible.
i don't know if i'd go that far.	It's true, It's true!  Least it used to be true.  It ain't possible that baseball's not enough anymore, is it, Crash?
if you know where home plate is, then you know where 1st base is, and 2nd, and everything else-- 'cause they're always in the same place in relation to home.  don't you see?  if you know where home plate is, then you know where everything else in the universe is!	I don't know if I'd go that far.
what's so great about baseball?	If you know where home plate is, then you know where 1st base is, and 2nd, and everything else-- 'cause they're always in the same place in relation to home.  Don't you see?  If you know where home plate is, then you know where everything else in the universe is!
thurman munson.  he was covered with dirt and he was fighting with everybody--it was beautiful ...  and he called the ump a cocksucker and got thrown out of the game even though it was an exhibition!  so i stayed in the bleachers all spring and gradually came to understand what's so great about baseball.	What's so great about baseball?
who?	Thurman Munson.  He was covered with dirt and he was fighting with everybody--it was beautiful ...  And he called the ump a cocksucker and got thrown out of the game even though it was an exhibition!  So I stayed in the bleachers all spring and gradually came to understand what's so great about baseball.
i crossed the street--it was the new york yankees spring training field--tok, tok, tok, was the sound of a ball hitting a bat-- and i sat in the warm bleachers to think about my mother...  and i saw him.	Who?
why baseball?	I was raised in a Baptist church got dipped in the water when I was 5-- born again before kindergarten...by the time I was 10 I knew it was bullshit and at 15 I ran away from home...
god damn you--what is happening? is there no man who'll have me?  this is the weirdest season i ever saw--the durham bulls can't lose and i can't get laid!	You okay?
annie, i think you should leave.	God damn you--what is happening? Is there no man who'll have me?  This is the weirdest season I ever saw--the Durham Bulls can't lose and I can't get laid!
i said when i think about you, i get wet.	Annie, I think you should leave.
--and as soon as we lose a game, he'll be back in your arms.	I said when I think about you, I get wet.
i'm ready for a complicated man.	--and as soon as we lose a game, he'll be back in your arms.
i thought you wanted an "uncomplicated" boy?	I'm ready for a complicated man.
crash, i get wet just thinking about you.	I thought you wanted an "uncomplicated" boy?
i doubt that.	Crash, I get wet just thinking about you.
i don't imagine there's much i could teach you.	I doubt that.
and now you wanta teach me?	I don't imagine there's much I could teach you.
i teach part time at the junior college.  what if i told you i was through with nuke?  he learned his lessons quickly and left me.	And now you wanta teach me?
who are you?  do you have a job?	I teach part time at the Junior College.  What if I told you I was through with Nuke?  He learned his lessons quickly and left me.
i want you desperately!	Who are you?  Do you have a job?
and he's right!  a ballplayer on a streak has to respect the streak. they don't happen very often.  you know how hard this game is? if you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid or because you're not getting laid or because you wore red silk panties--then you are!  and i still think thomas pynchon is full of shit.	I want you desperately!
he won't make love to me anymore.	And he's right!  A ballplayer on a streak has to respect the streak. They don't happen very often.  You know how hard this game is? If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid or because you're not getting laid or because you wore red silk panties--then you are!  And I still think Thomas Pynchon is full of shit.
i think of you and the "boy" all the time.	He won't make love to me anymore.
i want to be had.	I think of you and the "boy" all the time.
you're gorgeous, god damn it! from the moment i first saw you i knew i had to have you.  i had to have you!	I want to be had.
don't you think i'm pretty?	You're gorgeous, God damn it! From the moment I first saw you I knew I had to have you.  I had to have you!
aren't we all?	Don't you think I'm pretty?
he' s confused--	Aren't we all?
nuke won't go to bed with you, eh?	He' s confused--
crash...i want you.	Nuke won't go to bed with you, eh?
a batter has two tenths of a second to decide whether to swing--	I'm not a real batter.  I'm a woman.
you got me all confused.	A batter has two tenths of a second to decide whether to swing--
well, annie, your place or mine?	You got me all confused.
despite my love of weird metaphysics and my rejection of most judao-christian ethics, i am, within the framework of a baseball season, monogamous.	Fact is you're afraid of meeting a guy like me 'cause It might be real so you sabotage it with some bullshit about commitment to a young boy you can boss around--  Great deal.  You get to write self- indulgent little poems all winter about how hard it is to find a man even though you just sent him packing-  So what do you really want?  You wanta be a tragic woman figure wallowing in the bullshit of magic?  Or do you want a guy?
your place or mine?	Despite my love of weird metaphysics and my rejection of most Judao-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of a baseball season, monogamous.
let me.	Your place or mine?
damn.	Let me.
no.  please.	Damn.
oh no, i think it'd be great! the sporting news should know about it.	No.  Please.
247 home runs in the minors would be a dubious honor, if ya think about it.	Oh no, I think it'd be great! The Sporting News should know about it.
why not?  if you hit twenty homers this year you'll be the all time minor league champ!  the record's	247 home runs in the minors would be a dubious honor, if ya think about it.
don't tell anybody.	Why not?  If you hit twenty homers this year you'll be the all time minor league champ!  The record's
but they're nice hips.  i looked up your records-- you've hit 227 home runs in the minors. that's great!	Don't tell anybody.
you're pulling your hips out.	But they're nice hips.  I looked up your records-- You've hit 227 home runs in the minors. That's great!
damn.	You're pulling your hips out.
that's my job too.	Damn.
young men are uncomplicated.  and he's not "dim".  he's just inexperienced.  my job is to give him "life-wisdom" and help him make it to the major leagues.	That's my job too.
what'you see in that guy--he's dim, pretty boy.  a young, wild,	Young men are uncomplicated.  And he's not "dim".  He's just inexperienced.  My job is to give him "life-wisdom" and help him make it to the major leagues.
i'm committed to nuke for the season.  you had your chance the other night.	What'you see in that guy--he's dim, pretty boy.  a young, wild,
so...wanta make love?	I'm committed to Nuke for the season.  You had your chance the other night.
but you were pulling your hips last night.	So...Wanta make love?
when you're hitting you shouldn't think about anything but hitting.  but you shouldn't think about it too much.  the trick is to use your brain to not use your brain.	But you were pulling your hips last night.
i think thomas pynchon's a genius.	When you're hitting you shouldn't think about anything but hitting.  But you shouldn't think about it too much.  The trick is to use your brain to not use your brain.
yep.	I think Thomas Pynchon's a genius.
see my hips?	Yep.
i'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy.	I'm not interested yet.
wait, crash--don't go--all i want is a date.  i'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothin'.	I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy.
oh my...  don't leave...	G'night.
i believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of thomas pynchon are self-indulgent, overrated crap.  i believe that lee harvey oswald acted alone, i believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, i believe in the "sweet spot", voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on christmas morning rather than christmas eve, and i believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days.	Oh my...  Don't leave...
what do you believe in?	I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of Thomas Pynchon are self-indulgent, overrated crap.  I believe that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone, I believe that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter, I believe in the "sweet spot", voting every election, soft core pornography, chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days.
after 12 years in the minor leagues, i don't tryout.  besides-- i don't believe in, quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart...or loins.	What do you believe in?
why do you get to choose?  why don't i get to choose?	Actually none of us on this planet ever really choose each other. It's all Quantum Physics and molecular attraction.  There are laws we don't understand that bring us together and break us apart.
these are the ground rules.  i hook up with one guy a season-- i mean it takes me a couple of weeks to pick the guy--kinda my own spring training...  and, well, you two are the most promising prospects of the season so far.  so...  i thought we should get to know each other.	Why do you get to choose?  Why don't I get to choose?
crash, i didn't think you--	I'll learn.  C'mon--
she's dancing with me.	Crash, I didn't think you--
i don't dance.	I don't trust a man who don't dance.  It ain't natural.
annie savoy.  wanta dance?	I don't dance.
i'm crash davis.	Annie Savoy.  Wanta dance?
oh no--he's shaking off the sign, jackson.  big mistake...	He'll learn.
ninety-three miles an hour.	He looks wonderful, Jackson...
hum, babe, hum, babe, fire it in here, hum babe--	That's not necessary, Jackson---  Okay, Nuke, now lean in for the sign.
oh dear....easy honey...	Ninety-five miles an hour...
what's it say?	It says he's not bending his back on his follow-through.
take this to ebby in the dugout between innings.	What's it say?
ninety-five miles an hour.	He looks great, just great!
jose galindo.  he hit .314 at lynchburg last year.	Three-fourteen?  Hmmm...  Look't those thighs, Jackson
number twenty-two's thighs are just great.  who's he?	Jose Galindo.  He hit .314 at Lynchburg last year.
god bless you.	She will, Mr.  LaLoosh, she will ...
let's have a quick word of prayer, right here, to thank the lord for all this--	Oh let's not...
we were worried that ebby might get involved with the wrong crowd in professional baseball--we're so pleased, he met a christian woman.	Praise the Lord, eh?
he's a good student.	We were worried that Ebby might get involved with the wrong crowd in professional baseball--we're so pleased, he met a Christian woman.
ebby's told me a lot about you.	Uh oh...  Can I offer you some coffee?
we gonna fuck or what?	Shh, shh...  "They will not let me off till I go with them, respond to them, and discorrupt them and charge them"
good--then listen.  "i sing the body electric.  the armies of those i love engirth me and i engirth them--"	We gonna fuck or what?
never heard of 'em.	Good--then listen.  "I sing the body electric.  The armies of those I love engirth me and I engirth them--"
well, he sort of pitches for the cosmic all-stars.	Never heard of 'em.
who's he play for?	Well, he sort of pitches for the Cosmic All-Stars.
sweetie, have you ever heard of walt whitman?	Who's he play for?
the socks?  it's cold in here.	You think Dwight Gooden leaves his socks on?
no, no, honey...  first the shoes and socks.	The socks?  It's cold in here.
jesus, what kinda broad are you?	When you know how to make love, you'll know how to pitch.  Shh.  I love this part.
no, no, no.  put it back on and take it off slowly.	Jesus, what kinda broad are you?
no ballplayer ever said "no" to a date with me.	Well shit, then, let's fuck.
is somebody gonna go to bed with somebody or what?	You're a regular nuclear meltdown, honey--slow down.
which one of us?	Oh both of you, of course...
well--you boys stopped fighting yet?  are you pals now?  good.  i love a little macho male bonding-- i think it's sweet even if it's probably latent homosexuality being "re-channeled" but i believe in "re-channeling" so who cares, right?  shall we go to my place?	Which one of us?
you need a nickname.	That's what I been telling everybody!  Wanta dance?
ebby calvin laloosh.	You need a nickname.
you got a live arm there.	Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.
thanks for the note--you're right, i wasn't bending my back.	You got a live arm there.
no, that is not belief.  that is desperation.	C'mon, God damn it, gimme some!
i'm 0 for 16!  gimme some of that shit.	No, that is not belief.  That is desperation.
if you believe in voodoo.	I'm 0 for 16!  Gimme some of that shit.
will that work for me?	If you believe in Voodoo.
yes.  a switch hitting witch. very common in puerto rico.	Will that work for me?
you a god damn witch?	Yes.  A switch hitting witch. Very common in Puerto Rico.
chicken bone cross take the curse off this bat and bring me hits.	You a God damn witch?
what's that?	Chicken bone cross take the curse off this bat and bring me hits.
you're a cocksucker!	You're outta here!
call me a cocksucker and you're outta here!	You're a cocksucker!
beg me again!	Call me a cocksucker and you're outta here!
call me a cocksucker and you're outta here!	Beg me again!
beg me!	Call me a cocksucker and you're outta here!
try it!  go ahead.  call me a cocksucker!	Beg me!
you want me to call you a cocksucker?!	Try it!  Go ahead.  Call me a cocksucker!
you're close, crash, you want me to run you?  i'll run you!	You want me to call you a cocksucker?!
you're in the wrong business, jack--you're sears-roebuck material!	You're close, Crash, you want me to run you?  I'll run you!
i didn't spit on you!	You're in the wrong business, Jack--you're Sears-Roebuck material!
you spit on me!	I didn't spit on you!
you missed the tag!	You spit on me!
no!  i said it was a cock-sucking call and you can't run me for that!	You missed the tag!
did you call me a cocksucker?	No!  I said It was a cock-sucking call and you can't run me for that!
it was a cocksucking call!	Did you call me a cocksucker?
don't bump me.	It was a cocksucking call!
god damn it, jack, he still ain't touched the plate.	Don't bump me.
you missed him!	God damn It, Jack, he still ain't touched the plate.
i got him on the knee!	You missed him!
nuke--  good luck.	You too...Meat.
yeah, thanks for everything.	Nuke--  Good luck.
it's the best, nuke...the absolute fucking best.	Yeah, thanks for everything.
maybe you do.  y'know i'm starting to like this game--baseball's a helluva good way to make a living.	It's the best, Nuke...the absolute fucking best.
i don't need a crazy woman in my life.	Maybe you do.  Y'know I'm starting to like this game--baseball's a helluva good way to make a living.
well, i got annie all warmed up for ya...  she's just waiting for you to show up, y'know...	I don't need a crazy woman in my life.
i know.  i just like to see you get all worked up.	Well, I got Annie all warmed up for ya...  She's just waiting for you to show up, y'know...
no.  fear and arrogance, you, hayseed, not ignorance!	I know.  I just like to see you get all worked up.
fear and ignorance.	No.  Fear and arrogance, you, hayseed, not ignorance!
you will.  look, nuke--these big league hitters are gonna light you up like a pin ball machine for awhile-- don't worry about it.  be cocky and arrogant even when you're getting beat.  that's the secret.  you gotta play this game with fear and arrogance.	Fear and ignorance.
no.	You will.  Look, Nuke--these Big League hitters are gonna light you up like a pin ball machine for awhile-- don't worry about it.  Be cocky and arrogant even when you're getting beat.  That's the secret.  You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance.
i have been known, on occasion, to howl at the moon.  d'you understand that?	No.
forget it.	I have been known, on occasion, to howl at the moon.  D'you understand that?
sorry about last night.	Forget it.
what?	If ya get in a fight with some asshole, never hit his with your pitching hand.  ya might get injured.  That's another lesson for ya--now quit fucking around and help me up.
good.  good.  that's terrific...	What?
my right.	Good.  Good.  That's terrific...
nuke...tell me something.  did you hit me with your right or your left?	My right.
i'll take you back to the hotel.	You know what the difference Is between hitting .250 and hitting .300?  1 got it figured out.  Twenty-five hits a year in 500 at bats is 50 points.  Okay?  There's 6 months in a season, that's about 25 weeks--you get one extra flare a week--just one--a gork, a ground ball with eyes, a dying quail-- just one more dying quail a week and you're in Yankee Stadium!
no.	Okay, I'll kick your ass there.
come over here into the light so i can kick your ass.	No.
you're a great catcher.	Come over here into the light so I can kick your ass.
why are you a fuck?  'cause you got talent.  i got brains.  but you got talent! you're god damn left arm is worth a million dollars a year.  all my limbs put together are worth 7 cents a pound--and that's for science and dog meat.	You're a great catcher.
why am i a fuck?	Why are you a fuck?  'Cause you got talent.  I got brains.  But you got talent! You're God damn left arm is worth a million dollars a year.  All my limbs put together are worth 7 cents a pound--and that's for science and dog meat.
you fuck!	Why am I a fuck?
c'mon, we got nothin' to fight about.	You fuck!
god damn it, you fucking virgin prick--step outside.	C'mon, we got nothin' to fight about.
i don't wanta fight you, i wanta thank you.  let's have a drink and forget this--	God damn it, you fucking virgin prick--step outside.
c ' mon!	I don't wanta fight you, I wanta thank you.  Let's have a drink and forget this--
settle what?	C ' mon!
i'm trying to thank you.	Let go of me!
then go.	I'm trying to thank you.
i'm going to the show.	Then go.
shut up.  i'm playing.  oh you won't regret it, young girls don't forget it, lost in their own wilderness ...  but it's all so easy--just try a little tenderness...	I'm going to the Show.
club's expanding its roster to finish the season--	Shut up.  I'm playing.  Oh you won't regret it, young girls don't forget it, lost in their own wilderness ...  But it's all so easy--Just try a little tenderness...
anybody says anything bad about millie, i'll break his neck.	Hey, guys, I got a game to pitch.
what's wrong?	I'm nervous--my old man's here.
she's getting steamed 'cause i'm still re-channeling my sexual energy--maybe i should cave in and sleep with her once just to calm her down.  what'ya think?	You outta your mind?  If you give in now you might start losing.  Never fuck with a winning streak.
yep.  so how's annie?	She's getting steamed 'cause I'm still re-channeling my sexual energy--maybe I should cave in and sleep with her once just to calm her down.  What'ya think?
"...good lord willing, things'll work out."	Yep.  So how's Annie?
write, write--"i just wanta give it my best shot and, good lord willing, things'll work out."	"...Good Lord willing, things'll work out."
jesus.	Write, write--"I just wanta give It my best shot and, Good Lord willing, things'll work out."
of course.  that's the point.  "i'm just happy to be here and hope i can help the ballclub."	Jesus.
boring.	Of course.  That's the point.  "I'm just happy to be here and hope I can help the ballclub."
write this down.  "we gotta play 'em one day at a time."	Boring.
learn your cliches.  study them. know them.  they're your friends.	Write this down.  "We gotta play 'em one day at a time."
what do i gotta do?	Learn your cliches.  Study them. Know them.  They're your friends.
it's time you started working on your interviews.	What do I gotta do?
i love winning, crash, you hear me?  i love it.  teach me everything.	It's time you started working on your interviews.
you told him i was throwing a deuce, right?	Yep.  He really crushed that dinger, didn't he.  Musta gone 450 feet...damn...
it'll keep the fear of god in the hitters.  trust me.	You're the boss.
why?!  i'm finally throwin' the damn thing where i want to.	It'll keep the fear of God in the hitters.  Trust me.
i want you to throw this one at the bat rack.	Why?!  I'm finally throwin' the damn thing where I want to.
hey, i'm cruisin', man--what're you doing out here?!	I want you to throw this one at the bat rack.
can't you let me enjoy the moment?	The moment's over.  If this guy starts me off with a breaking ball, I'm going downtown--
your fastball was up and your curveball was hanging--in the show they woulda ripped you.	Can't you let me enjoy the moment?
i was great, eh?	Your fastball was up and your curveball was hanging--in the Show they woulda ripped you.
annie says her panties will keep one side of my brain occupied while i'm on the mound, thus keeping my brain slightly off center, which is where it should be for artists and pitchers.  she also said i should throw whatever pitches you call for.	Annie's a smart lady.
i was playing naked.	I know, I know--I have that dream all the time.  We're almost home.
what would you think of a pitcher who wore women's panties?	If he had a good breaking ball, I'd respect the shit outta him.
what?	What would you think of a pitcher who wore women's panties?
can i ask you something?	What?
party without me.	God--what a Big League move.
if i get laid, you won't tell annie?	I won't have to.
go for it.	If I get laid, you won't tell Annie?
you're weird, man--i want a ice skater real bad.	Go for it.
i just wanta play everyday despite small nagging injuries--and go home to a woman who appreciates how full of crap i truly am.	You're weird, man--I want a ice skater real bad.
you're through with one night stands?!  what do you want?	I just wanta play everyday despite small nagging injuries--and go home to a woman who appreciates how full of crap I truly am.
by the dozen.  holiday on ice, ice capades, ice follies--  i'm through with one night stands.	You're through with one night stands?!  What do you want?
"naw"?  there's ice skaters coming! you ever made love to an ice skater?	By the dozen.  Holiday on Ice, Ice Capades, Ice Follies--  I'm through with one night stands.
naw...	"Naw"?  There's ice skaters coming! You ever made love to an ice skater?
this is from tony for the rainout. c'mon, man, let's go to the party.	Naw...
you could be one of those guys-- but you don't give a fuck, meat.	God damn it I'm sick of you calling me "Meat"!  You wanta step outside!
you been in the majors?	Yep.
you don't need a quadraphonic blaupunkt--you need a curve ball.  in the show, everybody can hit the fastball.	You been in the Majors?
i ain't pissing nothing away--i got a porsche already.  a 944 with a.c. and a quadraphonic blaupunkt.	You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt--you need a curve ball.  In the Show, everybody can hit the fastball.
you got a hall of fame arm but you're pissing it away.	I ain't pissing nothing away--I got a Porsche already.  A 944 with A.C. and a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
a gift.  when you were a baby the gods reached down and turned your left arm into a thunderbolt.	You got a Hall of Fame arm but you're pissing it away.
what do i got?	A gift.  When you were a baby the gods reached down and turned your left arm into a thunderbolt.
'cause you don't respect yourself, which is your problem, but you don't respect the game--and that's my problem.  you got a gift.	What do I got?
how come you don't like me?	'Cause you don't respect yourself, which is your problem, but you don't respect the game--and that's my problem.  You got a gift.
oh she may get wooly, women do get wooly, because of all the stress...	Gimme that.
how?	I told him.
he did know.	How?
i'm having a blast.  god, that sucker teed off on it just like he knew i was gonna throw a fastball.	He did know.
an' he scrambled the son of a bitch.  having fun yet?	I'm having a blast.  God, that sucker teed off on it just like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball.
well, i held it like an egg.	An' he scrambled the son of a bitch.  Having fun yet?
guy hit the shit outta that one, eh?	Well, I held it like an egg.
fastball.	Why's he always call me "Meat"? I'm the guy driving a Porsche.
awright, meat, give him your heat.	Fastball.
but he ain't seen my heat--	Awright, meat, give him your heat.
"to announce your fucking presence with authority"?  this guy's a first ball fastball hitter.  he's looking for heat.	But he ain't seen my heat--
i wanta throw the heater to announce my presence with authority.	"To announce your fucking presence with authority"?  This guy's a first ball fastball hitter.  He's looking for heat.
why you shaking me off?	I wanta throw the heater to announce my presence with authority.
shake off the pitch.  throw what you wanta.	Why you shaking me off?
fun?  what's he know about fun?  why's he calling for a curveball? i wanta bring heat.	Shake off the pitch.  Throw what you wanta.
i thought i was--	Don't think.
drive off your back leg.  you pitch with your legs as much as your arms-	I thought I was--
hey!  what're you guys doing here-- stealing my girl?	Now, Nuke, would I do a thing like that?  Hey kids, this is the great Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh.
yeah, skip, you wanted to see me?	Crash, shut the door.
i don't know.  i haven't caught anything yet.	What're you thinking about out here, Nuke?
and where can i go?	You can keep going to the ballpark and keep gettin' paid to do it.  Beats hell outta working at Sears.
we want you to room with him on the road and stay on his case all year.  he can go all the way.	And where can I go?
i'm too old for this shit.  why the hell am i back in "a" ball?	'Cause of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.  The Big Club's got a hundred grand in him-
crash davis?	The Crash Davis. ) And you, Larry Hockett, should recognize me 'cause five years ago in the Texas League when you were pitching for El Paso and I was hitting cleanup for Shreveport, you hung a curve on an 0-2 pitch of a 3-2 game in bottom of the 8th and I tattooed it over the Goodyear Tire sign, beat you 4-3-- and I got a free wheel alignment from Goodyear.
who you calling a "boy"?	See ya at the yard, Meat.
she's playing with my mind.	It's a damn easy thing to play with.
shut up--i like this song...  april in paris, this is a feeling, no one can ever reprieve...	She's playing with my mind.
we fight, she gets the clown-- how's that happen?	Shut up--I like this song...  April in Paris, this is a feeling, No one can ever reprieve...
no way.	C'mon, Meat.  You can't hit me 'cause you're starting to think about it already, you're starting to think how embarrassing it'll be to miss, how all these people would laugh.  C'mon, Rook--show me that million dollar arm 'cause I'm getting a good idea about the five cent head--
throw it.  c'mon, right in the chest.	No way.
don't try me.	Throw it.  C'mon, right in the chest.
from what i hear you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a slingshot	Don't try me.
i'd kill ya.	From what I hear you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a slingshot
hit me in the chest with this...	I'd kill ya.
i ain't hitting a man first.	Hit me in the chest with this...
take the first shot at me.	I ain't hitting a man first.
pussy.	Take the first shot at me.
i don't believe in fighting.	Pussy.
step outside, pal.	Love to--
we'll pray anyway.	If it makes you and mom feel better, go for it.  I gotta run--
dad--if my curveball is hanging, god ain't gonna help me.	We'll pray anyway.
we'll be praying for you.	Dad--if my curveball is hanging, God ain't gonna help me.
no.  if i screw up, i wanta do it alone.  i'll call.	We'll be praying for you.
i was thinking i could fly up and spend a week in the big leagues with you--help you get comfortable.	No.  If I screw up, I wanta do it alone.  I'll call.
i gotta go now, dad.	I was thinking I could fly up and spend a week in the Big Leagues with you--help you get comfortable.
well tell 'em, honey.	We're getting married.
can i give you my testimony?	You can do anything you want.  Hop in.
no.	Can I give you my testimony?
have you accepted jesus christ as your personal savior?	No.
hi, jimmy.  want a ride?	Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?
some kid hittin' .300 in lynchburg ...probably a bust.	I put in a word for you with the organization--told 'em I thought you'd make a fine minor league manager someday...Might be an opening at Salem next year--
the organization wants to make a change...now that nuke's gone they wanta bring up some young catcher...	Some kid hittin' .300 in Lynchburg ...probably a bust.
it's a damn convention.	Check it out.
what the hell's going on out there?	It's a damn convention.
he said his chakras were jammed and he was breathing out of the wrong nostril.	Okay...
nuke's overthrowing tonight, he don't look loose.  anything bothering him?	He said his chakras were jammed and he was breathing out of the wrong nostril.
i heard he's wearing women's underwear--and he's breathing through his pingala nostril.	I'm getting too old for this game.
jesus--what's got into nuke?	I heard he's wearing women's underwear--and he's breathing through his pingala nostril.
patkin was a tribute to baseball...	...and one helluva guy.
it's a miracle.	Look, guys--I'm a man, I got needs too.  I understand this party-- but...  sex is the one thing you can get further behind in and catch up faster than anything I know.  There's a baseball lesson in there somewhere.  Where's Crash?
eight and twenty-four!  how'd we ever win 8 games?	It's a miracle.
eight and twenty-four.	Eight and twenty-four!  How'd we ever win 8 games?
we're eight and sixteen.	Eight and sixteen?!  How'd we ever win eight?  Jose, what's this sign?
you guys lollygag the ball around the infield, ya lollygag you're- way to first, ya lollygag in an' outta the dugout.  you know what that makes ya  lollygaggers.  what's our record, larry?	We're eight and sixteen.
sears sucks, crash, i tried it once.  sold lady kenmores--it's nasty, nasty work.	Even if it's the Carolina League-- this is a chance to play everyday.
but he ain't quite sure which plane he's on, y'know what i mean...	You been around, you're smart, you're professional, you know what it takes--  We want you to mature the kid.
--we had the gun on him tonight-- the last five pitches he threw were faster than the first five. 96 miles an hour, 98, 97, 97. 97.   he's got the best young arm i've seen in 30 years.	But he ain't quite sure which plane he's on, y'know what I mean...
he's got a million dollar arm and a five cent head.	--we had the gun on him tonight-- the last five pitches he threw were faster than the first five. 96 miles an hour, 98, 97, 97. 97.   He's got the best young arm I've seen in 30 years.
ohyeah.  i shoulda throwed a slider.  damn, crash, how're ya?	I'm Joe Riggins.  Sit down
struck out eighteen...	League record.  And he hit the Radio Announcer, a Sportswriter, and the Bull Mascot twice--also league records--  Joe, the guy's got some serious shit.
it's a league record.	Struck out eighteen...
he walked eighteen?!	It's a league record.
little high.	C'mon big 'un, you're okay...
no.  the guy's professional debut and he forgets about it.	Better find our bonus baby, eh?
ain't he warning up?	No.  The guy's professional debut and he forgets about it.
where's ebby?	Ain't he warning up?
i'm nuke laloosh.  with the bulls.	Your breaking ball's getting better but ya need a change up.
ain't here.	I'm Nuke LaLoosh.  With the Bulls.
looking for crash davis.	Ain't here.
who ain't?	Looking for Crash Davis.
jim looking for somebody.	Who ain't?
what'you want, kid?	Jim looking for somebody.
he goes to a whorehouse every night?	Don't tell him I told you--he'd break my neck.
goddamn, that's great!  jesus!  listen, crash don't like anybody to know it but--  most nights he goes down to, you know, down to niggertown.  to sandy's...  the whorehouse.	He goes to a whorehouse every night?
they called me up to the show and i wanta tell crash goodbye.	Goddamn, that's great!  Jesus!  Listen, Crash don't like anybody to know it but--  Most nights he goes down to, you know, down to Niggertown.  To Sandy's...  the whorehouse.
well, i'd rather not say.	They called me up to the Show and I wanta tell Crash goodbye.
where does he go?	Well, I'd rather not say.
crash ain't there.  he never gets back till four or five--	Where does he go?
i'm a little in shock, quite frankly...	Now, instead of the cops only lookin' at Nicky, they started looking at Green too. And he was supposed to be our squeaky...
it turned out phil green, mr integrity, had a partner nobody knew about... and when she showed up and started demanding some money from the tangiers...	Why are you doing this to me?
...was gonna stop what came up next at the casino.	I can't believe you're doing this.
what are you talking about?	It's like everything else in this place. You don't do it yourself, it never gets done.
look at that. look at this. there's nothin'... look how many blueberries your muffin has and how many mine has. yours is falling apart. i have nothing.	What are you talking about?
what?	Look at that. Look at this. There's nothin'... look how many blueberries your muffin has and how many mine has. Yours is falling apart. I have nothing.
look at yours.	What?
phil, i can understand. you're in the finances, you're upstairs, but you are not on the floor. i got thousands of players. i got five hundred dealers.  they're all lookin' to rob me blind, twenty-four hours a day. i have to let them know i'm watching all the details, all the time; that there is not one single thing i will not catch as i am over here.	Look at yours.
this is his state. his uncle's chief judge. his brother-in-law runs the county commission. i don't know how many other relatives he's got in town.  there's gotta be a way to work him back in.	Phil, I can understand. You're in the finances, you're upstairs, but you are not on the floor. I got thousands of players. I got five hundred dealers.  They're all lookin' to rob me blind, twenty-four hours a day. I have to let them know I'm watching all the details, all the time; that there is not one single thing I will not catch as I am over here.
so what? everybody out here with cowboy boots is a fuckin' county commissioner or related to a county commissioner. i'm fuckin' sick of it.	This is his state. His uncle's Chief Judge. His brother-in-law runs the County Commission. I don't know how many other relatives he's got in town.  There's gotta be a way to work him back in.
but you can't just fire him. webb's his brother-in-law. he's county commissioner.	So what? Everybody out here with cowboy boots is a fuckin' county commissioner or related to a county commissioner. I'm fuckin' sick of it.
i mean, the guy is history as far as i'm concerned. history.	But you can't just fire him. Webb's his brother-in-law. He's County Commissioner.
thank you.	...he did what he was told.
you know damn well i was at that dinner, and you swore to me that i would have a fair hearing at that dinner! did you not?! did you not?!  well, tell me i was at least at the dinner! a-allow me that much.  give me that much at least!	Yes, you were.
i was in the building!	You know damn well I was at that dinner, and you swore to me that I would have a fair hearing at that dinner! Did you not?! Did you not?!  Well, tell me I was at least at the dinner! A-allow me that much.  Give me that much at least!
you were in the m- you were in the building.	I was in the building!
was i at that dinner?	You were in the m- You were in the building.
you were wandering around.	Was I at that dinner?
was i at that dinner?	You were wandering around.
you were wandering around.	Was I at that dinner?
was i at that dinner?	You were wandering around.
you were wandering around.	Was I at that dinner?
was i at that dinner? just tell me -	You were wandering around.
the only time i was at the tangiers was when i had dinner with barney greenstein.	Was I at that dinner? Just tell me -
he's lying.	The only time I was at the Tangiers was when I had dinner with Barney Greenstein.
mr rothstein is being very typical to this point.	He's lying.
liar.	Mr Rothstein is being very typical to this point.
uh, i - i'd... i'd like to answer - answer that at this time.	Liar.
i never comped you?! i don't comp you at least two or three times a month at the tangiers?!	Uh, I - I'd... I'd like to answer - answer that at this time.
that's right.	I never comped you?! I don't comp you at least two or three times a month at the Tangiers?!
you were never my guest?!	That's right.
i was never - i was never your guest at the tangiers.	You were never my guest?!
hey, i need a room. need a room.	Good to see ya.  William would you...
hello, senator.	Hey, I need a room. Need a room.
hi, ace.	Hello, Senator.
i would forget about the maneuver. i would just get out.	I can't do that.
all right, look, if he took a break, it would just give everybody some time to maneuver. that's all i'm saying. it's all that i'm saying.	I would forget about the maneuver. I would just get out.
they ain't sendin' nicky nowhere.	All right, look, if he took a break, it would just give everybody some time to maneuver. That's all I'm saying. It's all that I'm saying.
i don't know, he doesn't listen to me. maybe he should...  get lost for a while. take a vacation. would that be so bad?	They ain't sendin' Nicky nowhere.
what do you propose?	I don't know, he doesn't listen to me. Maybe he should...  get lost for a while. Take a vacation. Would that be so bad?
know what my problem is? every time they mention my name in the papers, these cocksuckers, they mention nicky, too. how the fuck does that help?  i mean, the heat he brought down is murder!  we had a police department who was cooperative. he's pissed them off so much now that nobody can make a move anymore. i mean, what do you do about that?	What do you propose?
the old man said, 'maybe your friend should give in.'  and when the old man says 'maybe', that's like a papal bull. not only should you quit, you should run!	Know what my problem is? Every time they mention my name in the papers, these cocksuckers, they mention Nicky, too. How the fuck does that help?  I mean, the heat he brought down is murder!  We had a police department who was cooperative. He's pissed them off so much now that nobody can make a move anymore. I mean, what do you do about that?
walk away? andy, you can't be serious. how can i walk away? don't you see what's goin' on here? don't you see what's at stake?	The old man said, 'Maybe your friend should give in.'  And when the old man says 'maybe', that's like a papal bull. Not only should you quit, you should run!
these guys back home don't give a fuck about the supreme court and any of this bullshit! they want things to quiet down. they want you to walk away from -	Walk away? Andy, you can't be serious. How can I walk away? Don't you see what's goin' on here? Don't you see what's at stake?
first of all, what they did was totally unconstitutional. we're already on the list to be heard before the supreme court of the united states later this year.	These guys back home don't give a fuck about the Supreme Court and any of this bullshit! They want things to quiet down. They want you to walk away from -
he's on all night, screamin' about how he's gonna take his damn lawsuit all the way to the supreme court. he really must be crazy. he's gonna go to washington with this?  he's out of his fuckin' mind.	It's a pity in this...
i'm serious. no interference.	Nobody's gonna interfere with your running the casino. I guarantee it.
you got it.	I'm serious. No interference.
it's a tough proposition, andy. you, you know, if i did it, i'd have to run it my way.	You got it.
why would they want to find out? we're puttin' a hundred million into this desert here. why would they want to lock us out?  and besides, they'll never find out. all you gotta do is keep changing your job title. like, uh, from casino executive to food and beverage chairman. and what happens it, they take your application, they put it at the bottom of the pile. i know guys workin' there for thirty years, don't have a license.	It's a tough proposition, Andy. You, you know, if I did it, I'd have to run it my way.
but what happens when they do find out?	Why would they want to find out? We're puttin' a hundred million into this desert here. Why would they want to lock us out?  And besides, they'll never find out. All you gotta do is keep changing your job title. Like, uh, from Casino Executive to Food and Beverage Chairman. And what happens it, they take your application, they put it at the bottom of the pile. I know guys workin' there for thirty years, don't have a license.
you don't have to have a license to work in a casino. all you gotta do is apply for one. the state law says you can work in a casino while they're processing your application. they got a ten-year backlog.	But what happens when they do find out?
but andy also took orders. and when he was told to give a pension fund loan to philip green...	...this check for $62,700,000 for the new Tangiers.
on behalf of the teamsters' pension fund, it is my pleasure to present to you . . .	But Andy also took orders. And when he was told to give a pension fund loan to Philip Green...
he even played golf with the president.	On behalf of the Teamsters' Pension Fund, it is my pleasure to present to you . . .
philip, if you would rise.	He even played golf with the President.
a powerful man.	Philip, if you would rise.
this is a very auspicious occasion.	A powerful man.
as far as the world was concerned andy stone, the head of the teamsters' pension fund, was a legitimate guy.	This is a very auspicious occasion.
look, look. you can't stop her for speeding? i mean, look what the hell she's doing.	Speeding?
hey!	Hold on a second.
wait, hold on a second.	Hey!
stop -	Wait, hold on a second.
okay, randy. thank you.	All right, take care.
yeah.	Congratulations.
oh, good.	Yeah.
not bad, not bad. in fact, uh, my wife's pregnant again.	Oh, good.
fine, fine. how's your family?	Not bad, not bad. In fact, uh, my wife's pregnant again.
no, it's - it'll just be a couple of minutes. we got other things to do too, you know. he'll hurry her up. how's everything else besides this?	Fine, fine. How's your family?
yeah, i don't want her in there more than a few more minutes.	No, it's - it'll just be a couple of minutes. We got other things to do too, you know. He'll hurry her up. How's everything else besides this?
no, you're not calm.	...I will let her in the house for five minutes if you gentlemen will escort her out if she happens not to want to leave. Because I don't - I -
...been right, but who knows?	Jesus Christ! What gun? He's got a fuckin' hero sandwich here.
watch it, partner, watch it!	The worst was Blue.
...stupid things.	Watch it, partner, watch it!
excuse me.	I mean, Frank Marino was there to meet him, but so were the cops. This time they wanted to pinch him for some diamond burglary in Antwerp.
even after a little vacation, they hassled him at the airport.	Excuse me.
right back.	You got it.  Schmuck.  All right. I just bought us a few minutes. Want to get back at this prick?
i'll call you right back.	Right back.
right away.	I'll call you right back.
mm-hm.  1862. okay, good. i'll call you right b-	Right away.
702 472 1862.	Mm-hm.  1862. Okay, good. I'll call you right b-
so, l-l-l-listen, i te- i te- i tell you - can i call you back in a few minutes?	702 472 1862.
sam, i - i don't know where she is, okay?	So, l-l-l-listen, I te- I te- I tell you - can I call you back in a few minutes?
you understand? put her on the fuckin' phone.	Sam, I - I don't know where she is, okay?
i know she's there. don't fuck around with me.	Uh, I'm not. Sam, I wouldn't...
...listen to me very carefully. i want to talk to ginger. i want my kid back. i want her put on a plane immediately.	I know she's there. Don't fuck around with me.
lester...	...listen to me very carefully. I want to talk to Ginger. I want my kid back. I want her put on a plane immediately.
she's not here, sam.	Lester...
...rothstein. i want to talk to ginger. put her on the phone.	She's not here, Sam.
yeah, is this lester? this is sam...	...Rothstein. I want to talk to Ginger. Put her on the phone.
hello.	Yeah, is this Lester? This is Sam...
hello.	Hello.
m- uh, mr. and mrs. rothstein?	Hey, little Dale Evans.
you fuckin' piece of shit.	Hey, that's just fuckin' - That's bullshit. You know, you know, what the fuck?
okay.	You fuckin' piece of shit.
you do? yeah? well, if you ever come back again... ever... to take her money... next time bring a pistol. that way you got a chance. be a man, don't be a fuckin' pimp. now, you want to do me a favor? get out of here. i want to be alone with my wife. get the fuck up and get out of here.	Okay.
yeah, yeah. i know that.	You do? Yeah? Well, if you ever come back again... ever... to take her money... next time bring a pistol. That way you got a chance. Be a man, don't be a fuckin' pimp. Now, you want to do me a favor? Get out of here. I want to be alone with my wife. Get the fuck up and get out of here.
she's my wife.  look at me. you did know that, didn't you? you knew that she's my wife? huh? hey, look at me.	Yeah, yeah. I know that.
yeah.	He was a moocher, a card cheat, a country-club golf hustler. A scumbag... chasing dentists for a few bucks.
but one thing i could never understand, was that she could have everything under control, except for her old pimp boyfriend, lester diamond.	Look, Gin, you know I got other people in this. I got partners. But I want you to understand that I am lookin' out for you in this thing.  Okay? You're going to get yours back... and you're gonna get it back first. Okay?
no, tha-that's good. it's just unusual. to tell you the truth, so many of my clients don't.	Well...
yeah, sure i do. why?	No, tha-that's good. It's just unusual. To tell you the truth, so many of my clients don't.
sam, let me ask you a question. you must really trust your wife.	Yeah, sure I do. Why?
so, once she signs those papers, she'll be the only person to have total access to the box?  no one else, including myself?	That's right.
now this is just a signature card.	So, once she signs those papers, she'll be the only person to have total access to the box?  No one else, including myself?
i don't know.	Ohhh...
you don't know? what time did your mother do this? when did she leave?	I don't know.
i don't know.	You don't know? What time did your mother do this? When did she leave?
when did this happen, honey?	I don't know.
i'm gonna get a knife and cut you loose, honey, i'll -	Oh, no, please, please.
mommy.	I'm gonna get a knife and cut you loose, honey, I'll -
what happened? what happened? who did this to you?	Mommy.
dad!	What happened? What happened? Who did this to you?
wh-wh -	Dad!
i can't! i'm tied!	Wh-wh -
amy! amy, open the door!	I can't! I'm tied!
help, daddy!	Amy! Amy, open the door!
hello? hello! ginger.	Help, Daddy!
oh. have a good day at school.	Okay.
yeah? nicky, i want to talk to that fuckin' bitch.	Hey, be fuckin' nice. Calm. Be nice. Don't fuck up in here.
she didn't know who to turn to.  she... she didn't know where to turn. she was tryin' to save your marriage.	Yeah? Nicky, I want to talk to that fuckin' bitch.
i want to just talk. i want to talk to that irish bitch.	She didn't know who to turn to.  She... she didn't know where to turn. She was tryin' to save your marriage.
ace don't... listen, don't... don't make a scene, all right?	I want to just talk. I want to talk to that Irish bitch.
yeah, she's here.	I'll be right there.
she's there with you?  she's there with you?	Yeah, she's here.
yeah? well, listen, ginger's over here at the leaning tower with me.	She's there with you?  She's there with you?
...ginger's missing and she tied amy up and she locked her in her room. i gotta find her. i don't know where the hell she is.	Yeah? Well, listen, Ginger's over here at the Leaning Tower with me.
well...	...Ginger's missing and she tied Amy up and she locked her in her room. I gotta find her. I don't know where the hell she is.
...uh, you know, i just wanted to talk to you a minute.	Well...
well...	...uh, you know, I just wanted to talk to you a minute.
how'd you know i was here?	Well...
no, i'm not okay.	How'd you know I was here?
yeah, what are you doin'? you okay?	No, I'm not okay.
nick?	Yeah, what are you doin'? You okay?
it's me.	Nick?
yeah, uh, who's this?	It's me.
sammy.	Yeah, uh, who's this?
hello.	Sammy.
she's driving me fuckin' crazy.	Well, once you get her here, you think about it, you know?  But get the kid back here. She wants to come back. That's the, uh, that's the main thing here. You want your kid, don't you? Huh?
i think if you, uh, okay it, you know, assure her that she's gonna be all right, she'll come back.	She's driving me fuckin' crazy.
i don't know. what am i gonna do with this woman? i don't know...  she's drivin' me fuckin' crazy.	I think if you, uh, okay it, you know, assure her that she's gonna be all right, she'll come back.
i know. why didn't you come to me? i mean, this is family, it ain't business. meanwhile, you make calls back home. sammy, it makes us look bad out here, you know what i mean? back and forth, this one and that one, and, in the meantime, she's gone anyway. am i right?	I don't know. What am I gonna do with this woman? I don't know...  She's drivin' me fuckin' crazy.
she was afraid to call you.	Yeah, she's with that cocksucker again... and they got Amy.
and what'd she want?	She was afraid to call you.
i just told you. she called me.	And what'd she want?
yeah.	I just told you. She called me.
ginger called me.	Yeah.
just give me the money. fuckin' give me the fuckin' money, sammy.	I'm gonna okay you ten and get you even, and that's it. Then you got to get out of here before the cops and the newspapers are all over you.
nicky, nicky, you're not listenin' to me. i'm here to help you. what's the matter with you?  you're gonna bury us both.	Just give me the money. Fuckin' give me the fuckin' money, Sammy.
hey, sammy, tell this jew motherfucker over here to pay that marker.	Nicky, Nicky, you're not listenin' to me. I'm here to help you. What's the matter with you?  You're gonna bury us both.
what are you doin'? you gotta get out of here!	Hey, Sammy, tell this Jew motherfucker over here to pay that marker.
you never - ?	Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me!  That's the only reason!  Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' wiseguy skell [Skell: the lowest form of wiseguy - a drunken bum] around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jew ass! Then where you gonna go?!  You're fuckin' warned! Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again! You motherfucker, you!
back - back up, back up a fuckin' minute here. one minute. i asked you?! when the fuck did i ever ask you if i could come out here?! get this through your head, you -	You never - ?
...you? do you remember what i told you?	Back - Back up, back up a fuckin' minute here. One minute. I asked you?! When the fuck did I ever ask you if I could come out here?! Get this through your head, you -
back -	...you? Do you remember what I told you?
no, it - it - nicky, when you asked me if you could come out here, what did i tell you? i mean, you asked me, and i knew you were going to come out no matter what i said, but what did i tell you? do you remember what i told...	Back -
oh, sure. now you want to blame your fuckin' license on me, is that it?	No, it - it - Nicky, when you asked me if you could come out here, what did I tell you? I mean, you asked me, and I knew you were going to come out no matter what I said, but what did I tell you? Do you remember what I told...
me?! i wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for you. you brought down so much fuckin' heat on me. i mean, every time i meet somebody here, the big question is do i know you.	Oh, sure. Now you want to blame your fuckin' license on me, is that it?
you're makin' a big fuckin' spectacle of yourself.	Me?! I wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for you. You brought down so much fuckin' heat on me. I mean, every time I meet somebody here, the big question is do I know you.
yeah, i did want to go on tv. that way i have a forum. i can fight back. i'm known. people see me. they know they can't fuck around with me like they could if i was an unknown. that's right.	You're makin' a big fuckin' spectacle of yourself.
your fuckin' ass! you could have had the food and beverage job without goin' on television!  you wanted to go on tv.	Yeah, I did want to go on TV. That way I have a forum. I can fight back. I'm known. People see me. They know they can't fuck around with me like they could if I was an unknown. That's right.
i'm only on tv because i gotta be able to hang around the casino. you understand that. you know that. come on.	Your fuckin' ass! You could have had the food and beverage job without goin' on television!  You wanted to go on TV.
you know i get calls from back home every fuckin' day?!  they think you went batshit!	I'm only on TV because I gotta be able to hang around the casino. You understand that. You know that. Come on.
what are you -	You know I get calls from back home every fuckin' day?!  They think you went batshit!
i'm what counts out here! not your fuckin' country clubs or your fuckin' tv shows! and what the fuck are you doin' on tv anyhow?!	What are you -
i -	I'm what counts out here! Not your fuckin' country clubs or your fuckin' TV shows! And what the fuck are you doin' on TV anyhow?!
oh, i don't know whether you know this or not, but you only have your fuckin' casino because i made that possible!	I -
yeah, i said i - let the bullshit blow over for a while so i can run the casino. anything goes wrong with the casino, it's my ass. it's not yours, it's my ass.	Oh, I don't know whether you know this or not, but you only have your fuckin' casino because I made that possible!
you want me to get out of my own fuckin' town?!	Yeah, I said I - let the bullshit blow over for a while so I can run the casino. Anything goes wrong with the casino, it's my ass. It's not yours, it's my ass.
i didn't do anything. i mean, i didn't order you or anybody...  i only told andy stone that you had a lot of heat on you, and that was a problem.	You want me to get out of my own fuckin' town?!
no? you said i'm bringin' heat on you?! i gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' shit?! you're ordering me out?! you better get your own fuckin' army, pal!	I didn't do anything. I mean, I didn't order you or anybody...  I only told Andy Stone that you had a lot of heat on you, and that was a problem.
i don't even know what you're talkin' about, nick.	No? You said I'm bringin' heat on you?! I gotta listen to people because of your fuckin' shit?! You're ordering me out?! You better get your own fuckin' army, pal!
what people! what'd you think, i wasn't gonna find out?	I don't even know what you're talkin' about, Nick.
what people?	What people! What'd you think, I wasn't gonna find out?
where the fuck you get off talkin' to people about me behind my back? goin' over my head?	What people?
why?	Don't ask questions. Just be there.
...hundred yards further down the road.	Why?
no, a...	...hundred yards further down the road.
what - what, caesar's?	No, a...
meet me at three.	What - what, Caesar's?
yeah.	Meet me at three.
practice enough this week, you prick?	And at the...
...on the line and this guy's out havin' the time of his life. he has every cop in the state watchin' him, and he's out playin' golf.	Practice enough this week, you prick?
i see you, you motherfuckers.	The problem was, Nicky was not only bringin' heat on himself, but on me too. The FBI watched every move he made. But he didn't care. He just didn't care.
peekaboo, you fucks, you.	I see you, you motherfuckers.
nicky was questioned in two dozen murders, but they always had to let him go. there were never any witnesses.	The coppers blamed me for everything that went wrong out here, and I mean every little fuckin' thing too.
fuckin' walking around with a big head. you better check yourself...	Nicky wanted to take over. He wanted to go after Gaggi, go after the skim, go after everything and everybody.
i knew what he wanted, and i didn't want any part of it.	Fuckin' walking around with a big head. You better check yourself...
your fuckin' head is getting' bigger than your casino. that's your problem, pal.	I knew what he wanted, and I didn't want any part of it.
this guy is gonna run to the fbi.	Your fuckin' head is getting' bigger than your casino. That's your problem, pal.
yeah, that's right, the way you need me to vouch for you as a citizen and get you out of one of your jams. i'm gonna have to straighten out what you just did with this guy.	This guy is gonna run to the FBI.
a week ago it was my business, now it's none of my business. in other words, when you need me to take care of somethin' for you, then you need me.	Yeah, that's right, the way you need me to vouch for you as a citizen and get you out of one of your jams. I'm gonna have to straighten out what you just did with this guy.
that's right, yeah.	A week ago it was my business, now it's none of my business. In other words, when you need me to take care of somethin' for you, then you need me.
it's none of my business?	That's right, yeah.
ju-just stay away from her. it's none of your business, okay? there are certain things you don't do, and you know that.	It's none of my business?
and i - what was i supposed to do, throw her out?	Ju-just stay away from her. It's none of your business, okay? There are certain things you don't do, and you know that.
okay?	And I - what was I supposed to do, throw her out?
she came to talk to me...	Okay?
...don't do it to me...	She came to talk to me...
...to me.	...don't do it to me...
please...	...to me.
hey, she came to talk...	Please...
i - i would appreciate it if you'd stay out of my personal life, okay? you wouldn't like it if i did it to you.	Hey, she came to talk...
the point is that she's upset. she's - and you got a fuckin' problem.	I - I would appreciate it if you'd stay out of my personal life, okay? You wouldn't like it if I did it to you.
listen, i would -	The point is that she's upset. She's - and you got a fuckin' problem.
no, i didn't. what good would that do? that's not the fuckin' point.	Listen, I would -
all of a sudden, you're the shoulder to cry on? did you at least tell her about your little role in that whole situation?	No, I didn't. What good would that do? That's not the fuckin' point.
well, she comes to see me. she was upset about a lot of things, especially that whole fuckin' diamond - that lester diamond incident.	All of a sudden, you're the shoulder to cry on? Did you at least tell her about your little role in that whole situation?
now, what does she have to do with all this?	Well, she comes to see me. She was upset about a lot of things, especially that whole fuckin' Diamond - that Lester Diamond incident.
yeah.	Now, what does she have to do with all this?
my wife?	Yeah.
you know, i didn't want to bring this up, but you have treating a lot of people with a lot of disrespect. even your own wife.	My wife?
yeah.	You know, I didn't want to bring this up, but you have treating a lot of people with a lot of disrespect. Even your own wife.
...uh, uh, cigarette holder. i'm - i lost control?!	Yeah.
all right.	...uh, uh, cigarette holder. I'm - I lost control?!
a fuckin' pink robe and a fuckin'...	All right.
all right.	A fuckin' pink robe and a fuckin'...
look at you. you're fuckin' walkin' around like john barrymore.	All right.
yes, you lost your control.	Look at you. You're fuckin' walkin' around like John Barrymore.
i lost control?	Yes, you lost your control.
you lost your control.	I lost control?
yeah.	You lost your control.
what happened to me? what happened to you?	Yeah.
what the fuck happened to you? will you tell me?	What happened to me? What happened to you?
every time you're on television i get mentioned. that looks bad. that looks bad.	What the fuck happened to you? Will you tell me?
yeah?	Every time you're on television I get mentioned. That looks bad. That looks bad.
looks bad? i'm gonna tell you what looks bad.	Yeah?
well, back home they don't know about fuckin' control. that looks bad.	Looks bad? I'm gonna tell you what looks bad.
i have no control over that. ronnie and billy were right there. they'll tell you exactly what happened.	Well, back home they don't know about fuckin' control. That looks bad.
yeah, that's out of context. okay.	I have no control over that. Ronnie and Billy were right there. They'll tell you exactly what happened.
that's all taken out of context. okay.	Yeah, that's out of context. Okay.
you mean, quiet like this: 'i'm the boss.'  that's quiet?	That's all taken out of context. Okay.
...okay? i just wanna run a square joint. that's it. i just want my license. i want everything nice and quiet. that's it.	You mean, quiet like this: 'I'm the boss.'  That's quiet?
fine.	...okay? I just wanna run a square joint. That's it. I just want my license. I want everything nice and quiet. That's it.
i don't wanna be involved in anything you're talkin' about...	Fine.
all right, fine.	I don't wanna be involved in anything you're talkin' about...
i'll be honest with you.	All right, fine.
just say so.	I'll be honest with you.
i don't wanna come along with you.	Just say so.
you should say so.	I don't wanna come along with you.
no, i don't wanna come -	You should say so.
yeah, forget about your fuckin' license. i plant my own flag out here, you ain't gonna need a fuckin' license.  you know, i don't know what it is, sammy, but the more i talk to you, the more i feel like you just don't wanna go along with me, is that it?	No, I don't wanna come -
listen, nick, you gotta understand my situation. i'm responsible for thousands of people. i got a hundred million a year goin' through the place.  it's all over, i'm gonna tell you, it's all over, if i don't get that license.  and believe me, if it goes bad for me, it's gonna go bad for a lot of people, you understand?	Yeah, forget about your fuckin' license. I plant my own flag out here, you ain't gonna need a fuckin' license.  You know, I don't know what it is, Sammy, but the more I talk to you, the more I feel like you just don't wanna go along with me, is that it?
where's my head? where's your fuckin' balls? huh? you know i'm tryin' to put somethin' really big together out here. you know what i'm talkin' about, huh? you know!  if you're actin' like this now, how can i depend on you?  there's a lot of things gonna change out here. and if you wanna be there with me, sammy, you're gonna have to go my fuckin' way.	Listen, Nick, you gotta understand my situation. I'm responsible for thousands of people. I got a hundred million a year goin' through the place.  It's all over, I'm gonna tell you, it's all over, if I don't get that license.  And believe me, if it goes bad for me, it's gonna go bad for a lot of people, you understand?
i'm not tryin' to tell you what to do. but you were way out of line, nick. what're you doin'? where's your head?	Where's my head? Where's your fuckin' balls? Huh? You know I'm tryin' to put somethin' really big together out here. You know what I'm talkin' about, huh? You know!  If you're actin' like this now, how can I depend on you?  There's a lot of things gonna change out here. And if you wanna be there with me, Sammy, you're gonna have to go my fuckin' way.
fuck the fbi! that prick's been dodging me for three weeks. and what is it with you?  all of a sudden, you're tryin' to tell me what to do all the time.	I'm not tryin' to tell you what to do. But you were way out of line, Nick. What're you doin'? Where's your head?
what're you doin'? he's a square guy, for chrissakes.  you can't treat him like that. he's gonna run to the fbi.	Fuck the FBI! That prick's been dodging me for three weeks. And what is it with you?  All of a sudden, you're tryin' to tell me what to do all the time.
you think he got the point?	What're you doin'? He's a square guy, for chrissakes.  You can't treat him like that. He's gonna run to the FBI.
hey, ace.	Hey.
...very difficult to get in.	Well, it's okay. I'll use the service entrance. I'll see you at nine.
it's impossible. it's booked up, and you gotta make a reservation.  it's...	...very difficult to get in.
no, no it's okay.	It's impossible. It's booked up, and you gotta make a reservation.  It's...
hello.	Listen...
- no matter where he was or what he was doing, he always went home to make breakfast for his son, nicky- boy.	Here, let's put a little of this on for you. I know you like this. A little butter, right, not a lot?
yeah, nicky loved restaurants. he was a real restaurant buff. and over the years, he always made money with them.	Hey, Rich.
it just didn't sink into his head about the black book and what it meant. not being able to go into a casino is just one thing, but being in this book etched your name into the brains of every cop and fbi agent in the state. i mean, you're listed in there with al capone. but nicky didn't care.	I gotta do somethin'. I gotta do somethin'. They ain't gettin' rid of me. They're not gettin' rid of me. I'm staying here. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em.
in so many words, yes.	It just didn't sink into his head about the Black Book and what it meant. Not being able to go into a casino is just one thing, but being in this book etched your name into the brains of every cop and FBI agent in the state. I mean, you're listed in there with Al Capone. But Nicky didn't care.
in other words, i'm fucked.	In so many words, yes.
forget it. you can't even set foot in the parking lot. that's how serious it is.	In other words, I'm fucked.
let's say... for instance... i want to go in the restaurant which happens to be in the casino... to get one of those sandwiches i like?	Forget it. You can't even set foot in the parking lot. That's how serious it is.
nope, there's no way.	Let's say... for instance... I want to go in the restaurant which happens to be in the casino... to get one of those sandwiches I like?
motherfucker.  unsavory fuckin'... is there any way around this?	Nope, there's no way.
' ...detrimental to gaming. and he will be ejected from any casino in las vegas...  and the casinos can be fined as much as a hundred thousand every time he shows up.'  do you believe this shit?	Yeah, I believe it. You got banned.
what the fuck is that supposed to mean?	' ...detrimental to gaming. And he will be ejected from any casino in Las Vegas...  and the casinos can be fined as much as a hundred thousand every time he shows up.'  Do you believe this shit?
well, it wasn't long before what i was afraid was gonna happen, happened. nicky managed to get himself banned from every casino in las vegas, and from then on, i couldn't be seen talkin' to him anywhere in vegas, or even near it.	What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
i'm just tellin' you. don't say i didn't warn you.	All right.
what am i doin' out here? i'm tryin' to make a livin', that's all.	I'm just tellin' you. Don't say I didn't warn you.
bullshit or no bullshit, they put you in that book, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. you will not be able to walk into the casino. i'm tellin' you.	What am I doin' out here? I'm tryin' to make a livin', that's all.
that black book is a bunch of bullshit. they got two names in there for the whole country and one of them is still al capone.	Bullshit or no bullshit, they put you in that book, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble. You will not be able to walk into the casino. I'm tellin' you.
i'm - i'm hearin' things from security. they're all ex-cops. the sheriff's lookin' to bust your balls. they want to put you in the black book.	That Black Book is a bunch of bullshit. They got two names in there for the whole country and one of them is still Al Capone.
why, somebody's complaining?	I'm - I'm hearin' things from security. They're all ex-cops. The Sheriff's lookin' to bust your balls. They want to put you in the Black Book.
you better watch yourself. there's a lot of heat on you already.	Why, somebody's complaining?
hey, i gotta give the guy credit. he does the most obvious thing. this is the only town in the country where a bookie joint is legit, so, why not take advantage, right?  so... he took bookie joints off the street and then opened them up inside the casino. well, within a few years, by doin' all of this, he had every casino on the strip trying to copy off him.	Between...
but i'll tell you, he knew how to bring in the crowds. he knew all the fuckin' angles. he brought over the whole 'femme fatale' show from paris. but he forgot how lazy them european dancin' broads can get. i mean, he had to weigh 'em in once a week to make sure they didn't blow up like fuckin' balloons.	You're still eight pounds over.  What's the reason for this?
okay.	Thanks, pal.
all right, ace?	Okay.
i'm sorry about this. really.	All right, Ace?
if he does it again, he's out for good. i don't care what it is, nick, i'm gonna ha- i'll - i'll never let him in the place again.	I'm sorry about this. Really.
so what do you think i do? i threw that cocksucker out.	What? Ho-  Hey, come here.
then he called me a faggot.	So what do you think I do? I threw that cocksucker out.
what?	Then he called me a faggot.
...and he tells me to go fuck myself.	What?
he insulted billy. and then i walked over to him politely...	...and he tells me to go fuck myself.
no.	He insulted Billy. And then I walked over to him politely...
no, i didn't know that. but you know what he did?	No.
so, i'm lucky. i'm not allowed to get lucky in this place?	You been lucky all week. They're lookin' to nail ya.
be careful. gaming agents are all over the place.	So, I'm lucky. I'm not allowed to get lucky in this place?
i mean, nicky's a made guy and i'm not. i can't do that.	Be careful. Gaming agents are all over the place.
and i didn't want any of those agents near my place.	Four aces, Doc.
...the next thing i did, i started bustin' out high-stakes poker players.	It was so obvious. I mean, all of Nicky's half-assed mechanics, they were real signal happy.
...nicky was dreamin' his own kind of vegas.	To begin, I put money out on the streets, chargin' three points a week. You know - juice to the fuckin' dealers.
when i married ginger i knew all the stories, but i didn't give a fuck. 'i'm sam rothstein,' i said. 'i can change her.'	It was typical Ace. He invited the biggest people in town and he knew they'd show. Because he knew they all wanted somethin' from him.  With Ace, nobody ever got a free ride. Even Ginger. With her -
especially at the casino, where he definitely did not work, people got the message.	Me? That's why the bosses sent me out here. They wanted me to make sure none of the other crews robbed the joint. Like these two fuckin' balloon-heads over here [EDDY and JERRY]. They were gonna try and bang us out of two hundred fuckin' grand?  Yeah, right, I'm sure.
and, nicky being nicky, he made his presence known.	Especially at the casino, where he definitely did not work, people got the message.
ohh!	And, Nicky being Nicky, he made his presence known.
but i saw it another. i saw it as untouched. i mean, they had bookies, pimps and drug dealers i could shake down. who the fuck were they gonna run to?  so, i started getting everybody in line. best of all, for the first time in my life, i figured out a way not to lose.	Yeah, he had a fool-proof scheme, all right. It wasn't very scientific but it worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. What were they gonna do? Muscle Nicky?  Nicky was the muscle.
nick, i gotta tell you, i got pinched twice for no reason. you really gotta be careful. i'm running a licensed place. everything's legit.	Don't worry about it. I'm not gonna do anything. What am I gonna do? I'm especially not gonna involve you in anything.
i don't care. i want to get away from back home for a while. i'm tired of that shit back there.  look at this place. it's made of money. you know what the best part is? nobody's gonna know what we're doin'! there's nobody here to see us! everybody's back home.	Nick, I gotta tell you, I got pinched twice for no reason. You really gotta be careful. I'm running a licensed place. Everything's legit.
sure, you have my permission. but i - i just gotta tell you it's no joke out here. it's no joke, you know? you gotta keep a low profile. it's not like back home. right off the bat, they don't like guys like us. and this sheriff's a real cowboy. even the coppers aren't afraid to bury people out in the desert here.	I don't care. I want to get away from back home for a while. I'm tired of that shit back there.  Look at this place. It's made of money. You know what the best part is? Nobody's gonna know what we're doin'! There's nobody here to see us! Everybody's back home.
you mean, i have your permission?	Sure, you have my permission. But I - I just gotta tell you it's no joke out here. It's no joke, you know? You gotta keep a low profile. It's not like back home. Right off the bat, they don't like guys like us. And this sheriff's a real cowboy. Even the coppers aren't afraid to bury people out in the desert here.
no, of course not.	You mean, I have your permission?
what do you think about me movin' out here?  what's the matter? you got a problem with that?	No, of course not.
after we ate, we left jennifer and ginger alone and we took a ride to talk. and then... he hit me with it.	What do you think about me movin' out here?  What's the matter? You got a problem with that?
holy shit, what've you been doin' out here?	Honey, come here.
ginger.	Holy shit, what've you been doin' out here?
yeah.	Ginger.
somethin', huh?	Yeah.
okay, sammy.	Somethin', huh?
...nobody interfered with the fuckin' skim.	Hey.
you find any cash in there, we'll whack it up with you.	I mean, he took care of himself only too well. And that's why every badge back home wanted to nail him.
but nobody had to take care of nicky.	You find any cash in there, we'll whack it up with you.
while i was tryin' to figure out why the guy was sayin' what he was sayin', nicky just hit him. no matter how big a guy might be, nicky would take him on. you beat nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. you beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. and you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.	Listen...
wait a sec, nicky, nicky, nicky. ta- take it easy.	While I was tryin' to figure out why the guy was sayin' what he was sayin', Nicky just hit him. No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead.
what's that? you hear? you hear a little girl, frankie? you hear a little girl, ace? is that a little fuckin' girl?!  what happened to the fuckin' tough guy?  told my friend stick it up his fuckin' ass?! huh?! huh?!	Wait a sec, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. Ta- take it easy.
eight.	If he don't know, nobody knows. Told you it was eight.
it was eight.  ace... tell him the line on the bear's game.	Eight.
they payin'?	How did Nicky collect?
yeah, we made a great pair. i made book and nicky made sure we always collected. the old men loved us. and why not? they all made money with us.	They payin'?
i'll take columbia for twenty.	If his girlfriend was knocked up.
he bet like a fuckin' brain surgeon.	Place the checks properly. That's the way you do it.
where the hell did you learn how to deal?	He bet like a fuckin' brain surgeon.
you know, havin' some fun with it, shit like that.	Where the hell did you learn how to deal?
...give him a shot at runnin' a casino and he tries to talk you out of it.	You know, I don't know if I could do this even if I wanted to. The Gaming Commission would never give me a license. I have at least two dozen gambling and bookmaking pinches on me.
but it's in the desert where lots of the town's problems are solved.	Got a lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. Except you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise you're talkin' about a half-hour or forty-five minutes of diggin'. And who knows who's gonna be comin' along in that time? Before you know it, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.
...by the only kind of guys that can actually get you that kind of money: sixty-two million, seven-hundred thousand dollars. i don't know all the details.	Matter of fact...
no problem.  sorry.	You bet.
mr rothstein. your people never will understand the way it works out here. you're all just our guests. but you act like you're at home. let me tell you somethin', partner... you ain't home. but that's where we're gonna send you if it harelips the governor.  thank you for your time.	No problem.  Sorry.
okay, thanks.  um... you know, that's it. i'm sorry.	Mr Rothstein. Your people never will understand the way it works out here. You're all just our guests. But you act like you're at home. Let me tell you somethin', partner... you ain't home. But that's where we're gonna send you if it harelips the Governor.  Thank you for your time.
i'm sorry, i can't do anything. he's too incompetent. and the bottom line is, he cannot be trusted.	Okay, thanks.  Um... you know, that's it. I'm sorry.
well, could there be any position... further down the trough?	I'm sorry, I can't do anything. He's too incompetent. And the bottom line is, he cannot be trusted.
i can't do that. and i appreciate the fact that he's your brother-in- law, and i do want to help you and i like to do favors, and i know who you are, but i cannot do that.	Well, could there be any position... further down the trough?
you have got me there. old don is as useless as tits on a boar.  but, he is my brother-in-law, and i would look on it as a personal favor if you'd think some more on hirin' him back.	I can't do that. And I appreciate the fact that he's your brother-in- law, and I do want to help you and I like to do favors, and I know who you are, but I cannot do that.
i think you're way out of line talkin' to me like that. what you're sayin' is libelous, and you're in no position to challenge my expertise. i went way out of my way to be very helpful and courteous to that kid. he's weak, he's incompetent. he jeopardizes the whole place. there's not much more i can do for him.	You have got me there. Old Don is as useless as tits on a boar.  But, he is my brother-in-law, and I would look on it as a personal favor if you'd think some more on hirin' him back.
are, uh -  - are we certain that you want the gamin' control board eyeballin' your record and your gangster pals like nicky santoro?	I think you're way out of line talkin' to me like that. What you're sayin' is libelous, and you're in no position to challenge my expertise. I went way out of my way to be very helpful and courteous to that kid. He's weak, he's incompetent. He jeopardizes the whole place. There's not much more I can do for him.
believe me, if i could prove it, he would be under arrest.	Are, uh -  - are we certain that you want the Gamin' Control Board eyeballin' your record and your gangster pals like Nicky Santoro?
before we point the dirty end of the stick at 'ol don, uh, we better be sure we can prove them charges.	Believe me, if I could prove it, he would be under arrest.
i'm sorry, but he knew about our gettin' hit on three big machines in a row and he did nothing about it. that means either he was in on it or, forgive me for saying this, he was too dumb to see what was going on. either way, i cannot have a man like that workin' here.	Before we point the dirty end of the stick at 'ol Don, uh, we better be sure we can prove them charges.
uh, i come here personally to kind of smooth over a fracas about a certain matter. see, uh, maybe you didn't know it, but, uh, don ward is a very well-liked man in this town. he's got lots of friends here. now, his family and their money go back many, many years. now, friends vote... family and money votes. that's important to me... and you. and if you'll think about our little problem along them lines...  and you forgive me for sayin' it, maybe he did not deserve to be fired.	I'm sorry, but he knew about our gettin' hit on three big machines in a row and he did nothing about it. That means either he was in on it or, forgive me for saying this, he was too dumb to see what was going on. Either way, I cannot have a man like that workin' here.
hey, house is doin' well.  hey, all that money is rollin' in. i appreciate you takin' the time to see a poor ol' civil servant.	No, that's quite all right.
oh, thank you, sir.	Hey, house is doin' well.  Hey, all that money is rollin' in. I appreciate you takin' the time to see a poor ol' civil servant.
yeah, i heard a lot about you.	Oh, thank you, sir.
hey, it is my pleasure.	Yeah, I heard a lot about you.
how do you do?	Hey, it is my pleasure.
mr rothstein...  i'm pat webb.	How do you do?
seven o'clock?	Seven o'clock.
i'll come by.	Seven o'clock?
okay. you come by the house?	I'll come by.
well, it's a little too early. i'd say thursday would be good. i'll know by then. is that all right?	Okay. You come by the house?
you see?  never tells me nothin'. ace, what do we got on for next week?	Well, it's a little too early. I'd say Thursday would be good. I'll know by then. Is that all right?
well, that's why they paid so well.	You see?  Never tells me nothin'. Ace, what do we got on for next week?
son-of-a-bitch. how the hell did you get oklahoma-michigan?  nobody ever had oklahoma-mi... how the hell'd you do it?	Well, that's why they paid so well.
hello.	Hello, Jennifer, it's Sam -
let's go to lunch. do you want to go to the riviera?	Next morning bright and early, I get the call.
...as soon as andy got back home, nicky heard about our talk in the car.	Let's go to lunch. Do you want to go to the Riviera?
you know, i don't feel like playin' tennis.	...as soon as Andy got back home, Nicky heard about our talk in the car.
this is jennifer and nick. they're dear friends of mine.	Good to meet you.
i mean, that's what worried me, 'cause it turns out nicky was about to be sent to vegas.	All right, we're clear.
come on. there we go. look at that. beautiful.	I mean, that's what worried me, 'cause it turns out Nicky was about to be sent to Vegas.
because nicky enjoyed being a gangster, and he didn't give a damn who knew it.	Come on. There we go. Look at that. Beautiful.
you go and put your things away.	And they were usually right.
they were ready to blame him for anything, no matter where it happened.	You go and put your things away.
oh, yes. will you help me fold these, please?	They were ready to blame him for anything, no matter where it happened.
ace, listen to me.	Half - I'm comin' down.
half of everything is mine.	Ace, listen to me.
no, ace.	Half of everything is mine.
legally, she can't take that stuff. legally, she can't take the stuff.	No, Ace.
what can i do?	She's a fuckin' junkie. She's out of her fucking mind.  Do you unders-
you've got to stop her.	What can I do?
i-i'm sorry, sam.	You've got to stop her.
charlie, you've gotta - you've gotta stop her!	I-I'm sorry, Sam.
want something to drink? charlie you want a refill?	Yeah, refill'd be great.
it's always been our policy -	No. Just stop everything.
that's right. she will get fired. in fact, i want you to send her back to paris.	It's always been our policy -
but, sir. well, i don't know why. i guess, maybe, because she's frightened that if she doesn't lose the weight she may even get fired.	That's right. She will get fired. In fact, I want you to send her back to Paris.
...all you do is give me answers. just - just give me the right answer.	But, sir. Well, I don't know why. I guess, maybe, because she's frightened that if she doesn't lose the weight she may even get fired.
...and she doesn't always -	...all you do is give me answers. Just - just give me the right answer.
she could at least lose half a pound or a quarter.  listen...	...and she doesn't always -
mr rothstein... well, sometimes, when you reach that pressure point, when you put that pressure point on them, you know, it shows...	She could at least lose half a pound or a quarter.  Listen...
'mr rothstein' is good enough.	Mr Rothstein... well, sometimes, when you reach that pressure point, when you put that pressure point on them, you know, it shows...
...position...	'Mr Rothstein' is good enough.
i...	...position...
...trying to offer you the respect that your...	I...
why is she eight pounds over?	...trying to offer you the respect that your...
well, sir, i was just...	Why is she eight pounds over?
never mind the 'sir'. never mind the 'sir'.	Well, sir, I was just...
mr rothstein, sir, let me put her on suspension.	Never mind the 'sir'. Never mind the 'sir'.
i-i'll do it.	Okay.
right away. okay?	I-I'll do it.
okay. just take it easy.	Right away. Okay?
yeah, bill, listen, i'll explain to you later. just - you - you got a gun at home? yeah. bring it over here right away.	Okay. Just take it easy.
who's this?	Yeah, Bill, listen, I'll explain to you later. Just - You - You got a gun at home? Yeah. Bring it over here right away.
yeah, billy sherbert, please. put him on.	Who's this?
no, just - just give him, give him ten. that's it. ten.  i'll be right down.	He's gonna come up with ten thousand, just the way you wanted.
he wants a fifty-thousand marker.	No, just - just give him, give him ten. That's it. Ten.  I'll be right down.
oh, no.	He wants a fifty-thousand marker.
now, he's really pissed.	Oh, no.
what is it?	The little guy. He's half in the bag, and nobody told him he was eighty- sixed from the joint, so we...
sam, we got a problem.	What is it?
l'chaim. [yiddish for 'to life']	Here we go. Good luck.
to abraham lincoln.	L'chaim. [Yiddish for 'to life']
this woman's an institution.	I don't care what she is. She's an institution, that's the problem. She's lazy.
fuckin' asshole won't budge.	Call security.
why not make them happy?	We have some nice penthouses you'll enjoy. Maybe the Presidential Suite.
certainly.  senator.	Why not make them happy?
help the senator, give him whatever he wants.	Certainly.  Senator.
nice to see you, senator.	Help the Senator, give him whatever he wants.
i had dozens of politicians and state officials comin' through that place every week.	Nice to see you, Senator.
he's juiced in. he's the county commissioner's cousin.	I wouldn't give the bum a mop job.
we can't get rid of him?	He's juiced in. He's the County Commissioner's cousin.
we need this guy.	We can't get rid of him?
...and this is ronnie, who takes care of the card room...	For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's a morality car wash. It does for us what Lourdes does for humpbacks and cripples. And, along with making us legit...
i hired an old casino pal, billy sherbert, as my manager and i went to work.	...And this is Ronnie, who takes care of the card room...
but it was just mine.	They had all the pieces they needed.
after all the threats and all the bullshit, it turned out ginger didn't tell 'em anything. but by then, the feds didn't need her, anyway.	But it was just mine.
i am calm!	If she calms down...
if she calms down, i will let her in the house.	I am calm!
should i let her in like - ?	You ought to be afraid, the way you fuckin' treat me!
i'm afraid she's gonna destroy stuff.	Let me in the house! Fucker!
oh, you are...	I'm afraid she's gonna destroy stuff.
i'm afraid to let her in the house.	Oh, you are...
who knows what you're gonna do in there? i don't want you -	What do you mean, what am I gonna do? I'm in the same clothes for two days! I want to get a few of my things! Big deal!
not gonna let me in?	Who knows what you're gonna do in there? I don't want you -
i won't let her in. i'm sorry, randy, i'm not gonna let her in. she - well, i'm not gonna let her in, the way she's behaving. i'm - i'm -	Not gonna let me in?
you are not threatening me anymore!	I'm not -
don't you threaten me!	You are not threatening me anymore!
you'll wake the whole neighborhood!	Don't you threaten me!
don't you threaten me!	You'll wake the whole neighborhood!
you're gonna be sorry if you don't stop that.	Don't you threaten me!
i am not!	You're gonna be sorry if you don't stop that.
will you stop it? you're drunk, you're on drugs. you're gonna -	I am not!
you come out here and talk to me, you fucker!	Will you stop it? You're drunk, you're on drugs. You're gonna -
just wait there for me!	Get down here and talk to me, goddamn it! Don't fuckin' ignore me! You motherfucker!
you get down here!	Just wait there for me!
she, she's alone. just go. take the gun and go into amy's.	You get down here!
you make me sick, you fuck. once a fuckin' hooker, always a hooker.	Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, Sam Rothstein!  Fuck you!
so what? so who fuckin' blew you in the parking lot before you came in... huh?	You make me sick, you fuck. Once a fuckin' hooker, always a hooker.
now you need approval from him to go home?	So what? So who fuckin' blew you in the parking lot before you came in... huh?
i wouldn't -	Get the fu-  You threatening me?  I'll fuckin' kill you in this place!  Get up and go home right now.
get up! get going!  get up!	I wouldn't -
i wouldn't do that...	Get up! Get going!  Get up!
get - get up!	I wouldn't do that...
i wou- i wouldn't do that if i were you.	Get - get up!
get - get up! get up!	I wou- I wouldn't do that if I were you.
i want you to let me go.	And what? And let you disgrace me, you fuckin' pig? And let you disgrace me?  Get up. Get up and be a mother. Get in the car and go to the house...
you want your jewelry?	I want you to let me go.
i just want the key to my jewelry, and i want you to let me go.	You want your jewelry?
you understand? what? let you go?	I just want the key to my jewelry, and I want you to let me go.
i'll sign anything you want me to sign, okay?	You understand? What? Let you go?
you fuckin' whore!	I'll sign anything you want me to sign, okay?
why don't you just let me go, sam?	You fuckin' whore!
you listen carefully! you ever fuckin' touch her again, you ever do anything like that again, i'll fuckin' kill you.  pure and simple. do you hear me? pure and fuckin' simple, i'll fuckin' kill you, you bitch.	Why don't you just let me go, Sam?
i w- i was gonna be back before she woke up.	You listen carefully! You ever fuckin' touch her again, you ever do anything like that again, I'll fuckin' kill you.  Pure and simple. Do you hear me? Pure and fuckin' simple, I'll fuckin' kill you, you bitch.
let me tell you something.  listen to me.	I w- I was gonna be back before she woke up.
fuck you.	Let me tell you something.  Listen to me.
listen to me.	Fuck you.
oh, sh-	Listen to me.
listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.  listen, you fuckin' cunt.	Oh, sh-
i mean, she was asleep. i was going to be right back before she even woke up.	Listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.  Listen, you fuckin' cunt.
i should have -	I mean, she was asleep. I was going to be right back before she even woke up.
she wasn't gonna get up. i was just gonna be out for a little while.	I should have -
i ought to fuckin' have you committed. you fuckin' do that again,  i'll f-, i'll f-	She wasn't gonna get up. I was just gonna be out for a little while.
it's just for a little while, sam. the baby-sitter wasn't there.	I ought to fuckin' have you committed. You fuckin' do that again,  I'll f-, I'll f-
...you out of your mind? that's our child. are you out of your fuckin' mind?	It's just for a little while, Sam. The baby-sitter wasn't there.
oh...	...you out of your mind? That's our child. Are you out of your fuckin' mind?
i mean, you tie up our kid and you lock the fuckin' door?  are...	Oh...
hi, sam.	I mean, you tie up our kid and you lock the fuckin' door?  Are...
i mean, it could get us both killed.	I can back him off.
what if he won't stop?	I mean, it could get us both killed.
...she did what she did and i did what i had to do. but, jesus, nicky was the worst thing she could've done.	What if he won't stop?
i was with somebody.	I know you were with somebody. Who was it?  I just hope it's not someone who I think it might be.  I just hope it's not them.
who were you with?	I was with somebody.
all right... i didn't have lunch with jennifer.	Who were you with?
fine.  just gonna get the bowl for my thing.	Mm.
you know why i want to do it. just do it.	Fine.  Just gonna get the bowl for my thing.
why do you want to do that?	You know why I want to do it. Just do it.
okay. i want you to call jennifer and i want you to tell her to tell you what she had for lunch, and i'm gonna listen in on the other line.	Why do you want to do that?
she had the same.	Okay. I want you to call Jennifer and I want you to tell her to tell you what she had for lunch, and I'm gonna listen in on the other line.
what did jennifer have?	She had the same.
i had a... salad.	What did Jennifer have?
what'd you have?	I had a... salad.
to the riviera.	What'd you have?
and where'd you go?	To the Riviera.
with jennifer.	And where'd you go?
so, who'd you go to lunch with?	With Jennifer.
oscar wants you to call him.	So, who'd you go to lunch with?
oh.  i got your cigarettes.	Oscar wants you to call him.
i put her to bed.	Oh.  I got your cigarettes.
look, i tried to do this thing. i know that you want me to, but it's just - you know, i'm driving down the freeway and the fuckin' thing's 'beep-beep-beep-beep'. you know, i'm in a restaurant and it's - it's embarrassing. i don't want to do it anymore.  where's amy?	I put her to bed.
you threw it away?	Look, I tried to do this thing. I know that you want me to, but it's just - You know, I'm driving down the freeway and the fuckin' thing's 'beep-beep-beep-beep'. You know, I'm in a restaurant and it's - it's embarrassing. I don't want to do it anymore.  Where's Amy?
i threw it away.	You threw it away?
hi. you didn't answer your beeper.	I threw it away.
i am not! she's my daughter too! goddamn you!	Get out of here!
you're stoned. you're a junkie. get out of here.	I am not! She's my daughter too! Goddamn you!
i am. i'm wakin' her up right now.	You're stoned. You're a junkie. Get out of here.
you're not takin' amy.	I am. I'm wakin' her up right now.
fine.  i'm takin' amy.	You're not takin' Amy.
you'll come back tomorrow and get the rest. just get out of here.	Fine.  I'm takin' Amy.
stop! you aren't getting rid of me with one fuckin' suitcase!	You'll come back tomorrow and get the rest. Just get out of here.
yeah, no kidding. good! it opens at 9 a.m. be there!	And don't send your guys down there to stop me! I mean it.
i'm going to the bank and i'm getting my jewelry too!	Yeah, no kidding. Good! It opens at 9 a.m. Be there!
here. here. is this enough money?! huh?  will it last you two fuckin' days? take it, greedy bitch.  take the fuckin' money you fuckin' want.	I'm going to the bank and I'm getting my jewelry too!
fuck you!	Here. Here. Is this enough money?! Huh?  Will it last you two fuckin' days? Take it, greedy bitch.  Take the fuckin' money you fuckin' want.
you're lower than a dog!	Fuck you!
and i still get my money. i need some cash right now. you can't just put me in the street.	I'll get your cash. You haven't been straight with me ever since I met you! You never loved me in the first place!  I need eyes in the back of my fuckin' head with you, you fuckin' bitch!
no kidding. no kidding!	And I still get my money. I need some cash right now. You can't just put me in the street.
the arrangement is over!	No kidding. NO KIDDING!
take your  fuckin' bag and get out of here!	I'll go, but I want my money right now!
let go of me! let go of me!	Take your  fuckin' bag and get out of here!
i want you out of here! i want you out of here!	Let go of me! Let go of me!
come with me now! come with me now. come with me now. i want you out of here.	I want you out of here! I want you out of here!
get off of me! stop it!	Come with me now! Come with me now. Come with me now. I want you out of here.
you hate my guts? i want you to come with me now.	Get off of me! Stop it!
yes, i want to kill you! i hate your fuckin' guts!	You hate my guts? I want you to come with me now.
i'm just tryin' to figure it out.	There's nothin' to figure out. I'm home... we're workin' it out.
would you knock it off, sam?	I'm just tryin' to figure it out.
plus, at the most, three suits, a thousand apiece. that still leaves what?  around ten thousand?	Would you knock it off, Sam?
at the most, which is impossible for him.	Plus, at the most, three suits, a thousand apiece. That still leaves what?  Around ten thousand?
yeah.	At the most, which is impossible for him.
but even if you bought him a watch, a really nice watch, one that he thought was nice - and he doesn't know what the fuck a good watch is - so, you go, five, ten, twelve grand?	Yeah.
yeah.	But even if you bought him a watch, a really nice watch, one that he thought was nice - and he doesn't know what the fuck a good watch is - so, you go, five, ten, twelve grand?
yeah.	Yeah.
i bought him a watch too.	Yeah.
first of all, he's not gonna wear f- thousand-dollar suits. but let's say he did, which he won't. how you gonna get fitted for twenty-five suits in three days?  i, um, i mean, how could you get fitted that fast? i can't get fitted that fast, and i pay twice as much.	I bought him a watch too.
the good part was, i had amy back. so, we went home, had the housekeeper stay over, put the kid to bed, i calmed myself down and we went to dinner. i tried to keep things nice and civil, you know.  but... hey, twenty-five thousand for three suits? that doesn't make much sense.	First of all, he's not gonna wear f- thousand-dollar suits. But let's say he did, which he won't. How you gonna get fitted for twenty-five suits in three days?  I, um, I mean, how could you get fitted that fast? I can't get fitted that fast, and I pay twice as much.
mm-hm.	Mm-hm.
twenty-five thousand for clothes and a watch.	Mm-hm.
he wanted a watch, too.	Twenty-five thousand for clothes and a watch.
twenty-five thousand for clothes.	He wanted a watch, too.
he needed some clothes.	Twenty-five thousand for clothes.
with the money.	He needed some clothes.
with what?	With the money.
so, what'd ya do with it?	With what?
okay?	All right...
okay, no big deal. that's okay. yeah. he got his twenty-five.  that i'll live with. any more i couldn't.	Okay?
yeah, yeah, i got the rest.	Okay, no big deal. That's okay. Yeah. He got his twenty-five.  That I'll live with. Any more I couldn't.
...the rest of the two million is still there?	Yeah, yeah, I got the rest.
and...	...the rest of the two million is still there?
yeah.	And...
...twenty-five thousand?	Yeah.
it's under...	...twenty-five thousand?
it's, uh, it's under twenty-five.	It's under...
how serious?	It's, uh, it's under twenty-five.
pretty serious.	How serious?
...under?	Pretty serious.
what's it...	...under?
...i-i... made some mistakes and i spent some money.	What's it...
i gotta tell ya...	...I-I... made some mistakes and I spent some money.
what about the money? uh, where's the box?	I gotta tell ya...
i under-understand that. i-i know i fucked up.	What about the money? Uh, where's the box?
right.	I under-understand that. I-I know I fucked up.
uh,  i don't know. i gotta tell you, i don't know.	Right.
what i mean is, you think if, uh, do you think if i came back... do you think you could forgive me?	Uh,  I don't know. I gotta tell you, I don't know.
what do you mean?	What I mean is, you think if, uh, do you think if I came back... do you think you could forgive me?
do you... i mean... i don't think she should go by herself.	What do you mean?
...please. that's all i'm askin' you.	Do you... I mean... I don't think she should go by herself.
...uh-uh-uh - i'm not gonna ask you where you are, just please, put amy on a plane. just put her on right away, any plane to get her here right away...	...please. That's all I'm askin' you.
listen...	...uh-uh-uh - I'm not gonna ask you where you are, just please, put Amy on a plane. Just put her on right away, any plane to get her here right away...
hi, it's me.  just who you wanted to talk to, right?	Listen...
hello.	Hi, it's me.  Just who you wanted to talk to, right?
well, that's why i'm here. she wants to come back, but she's afraid you're gonna whack her out.	Yeah, they're gonna kidnap my kid. What do you want?
we had a deal. remember that?  he said if it didn't work out between us, that i could get my things and i could leave.	Look in my eyes. Look in my eyes.
i mean she's only sober about two hours a day. it's usually from eleven in the morning until one in the afternoon. and if i gave her her money and her jewels now, you know what she's gonna do? she's gonna piss it all away in about a year, and then where will she be?  where would you be then? comin' right back to me, right back to me.  or finding some other excuse to come and i - i -	We had a deal. Remember that?  He said if it didn't work out between us, that I could get my things and I could leave.
...routine calls, they have to click off after a few minutes.	Yeah, and I get a sprained fuckin' elbow.
...on the stuff involving crimes. so on...	...routine calls, they have to click off after a few minutes.
you see, if a phone's tapped, the feds can only listen in...	...on the stuff involving crimes. So on...
how could you say that?  you're a beautiful woman. you're destroying yourself. you don't need that stuff. you don't need that fuckin' leech livin' off you. i know you better than you know yourself. you're a tiger, you're stronger than i am. and when you set your mind on doing something, you do it better than anybody.  you can do it.  you can do it.	Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay.  Okay... I'll try. I'll try.
no, you don't.	How could you say that?  You're a beautiful woman. You're destroying yourself. You don't need that stuff. You don't need that fuckin' leech livin' off you. I know you better than you know yourself. You're a tiger, you're stronger than I am. And when you set your mind on doing something, you do it better than anybody.  You can do it.  You can do it.
yes, i - yes, i do.	No, you don't.
that's all you care about.  you don't care about me at all.	Yes, I - yes, I do.
yes, you do. it's very discreet. there's no names in the papers. you don't have to worry about any of that stuff.	That's all you care about.  You don't care about me at all.
i don't need one.	Yes, you do. It's very discreet. There's no names in the papers. You don't have to worry about any of that stuff.
you understand? your drinking's gettin' way out of hand. i'm gonna get you into a program. they got plenty of good ones.	I don't need one.
okay, okay.	You understand? Your drinking's gettin' way out of hand. I'm gonna get you into a program. They got plenty of good ones.
if not for me, at least for amy.	Okay, okay.
okay.	If not for me, at least for Amy.
it's okay.  look...  ...you gotta get a hold of yourself.	Okay.
you know what, ace? i don't give a shit! i'm gettin' out of here.  i am.	It's okay.  Look...  ...you gotta get a hold of yourself.
listen.  ginger. i'm tryin' to make the best of everything here, you know?  i mean, you're my wife, for chrissakes. uh, i mean... people look up to you in this town. i don't know what to think -	You know what, Ace? I don't give a shit! I'm gettin' out of here.  I am.
i said, you can't make me stop caring about people.	Listen.  Ginger. I'm tryin' to make the best of everything here, you know?  I mean, you're my wife, for chrissakes. Uh, I mean... people look up to you in this town. I don't know what to think -
what? what?!	I said, you can't make me stop caring about people.
you can't make me stop caring...	What? What?!
yeah, how do i know?	You can't make me stop caring...
i was just tryin' to help him. it's not like i'm sleeping with the guy!	Yeah, how do I know?
what?	I was just tryin' to help him. It's not like I'm sleeping with the guy!
you didn't have to beat him up!	What?
look - for my ulcer, i take a half a one of these, a half a one of these. and that's when i have extreme pain. i had a three-month supply. what'd you do with 'em?	You didn't have to beat him up!
i didn't take your pills.	Look - for my ulcer, I take a half a one of these, a half a one of these. And that's when I have extreme pain. I had a three-month supply. What'd you do with 'em?
isn't it bad enough you're drinkin' too much, you're takin' all my pills too?	I didn't take your pills.
huh?	Isn't it bad enough you're drinkin' too much, you're takin' all my pills too?
no, he didn't.	Didn't. No, instead, what did he say? 'Fuck him. Take him for everything he's got.'
you remember when you called him that night? when you said goodbye to him?  he didn't say, 'don't get married, i'll be right down, we'll get married.'  he didn't say that to you, did he?	No, he didn't.
you can trust me.	Good, so then you could tell me what the money is for.
you're askin' me for twenty-five thousand. i'm not out to make you feel bad. i want to just be able to trust you. you now, it's about trust. i have to be able to trust you with my life. do you understand? can i trust you?  can i trust you?... can i trust you?... answer me. can i trust you?	You can trust me.
okay? and you're embarrassing me. why do want to make me feel so bad?	You're askin' me for twenty-five thousand. I'm not out to make you feel bad. I want to just be able to trust you. You now, it's about trust. I have to be able to trust you with my life. Do you understand? Can I trust you?  Can I trust you?... Can I trust you?... Answer me. Can I trust you?
what are you talkin' a- ?	Okay? And you're embarrassing me. Why do want to make me feel so bad?
look - sam, i've been independent my whole life. i never had to ask anybody for anything. now you're making me beg you for this.	What are you talkin' a- ?
well, if you want a coat, you got it. you know that. it's not the money, it's just why do you want it?  that's all i'm askin'. am i not entitled to that?	Look - Sam, I've been independent my whole life. I never had to ask anybody for anything. Now you're making me beg you for this.
no.	Well, if you want a coat, you got it. You know that. It's not the money, it's just why do you want it?  That's all I'm askin'. Am I not entitled to that?
huh?  well, you know what? now, i want you to tell me. i mean, my wife comes to me and asks me for twenty-five thousand. i mean, what do you want? do you want a coat?	No.
i'm aware of that. we don't have to turn this into a big deal.  okay? we don't have to have a fight. it was important to me. but forget it. just something i wanted to do for myself.	Who's fighting? I mean, I'm, you know, tell me what it's for.
well, i mean... you know, i gotta ask you. that's a lot of money. you're not asking for a box of popcorn, you know. i mean...	I'm aware of that. We don't have to turn this into a big deal.  Okay? We don't have to have a fight. It was important to me. But forget it. Just something I wanted to do for myself.
well, what's the difference? i just need it.	Well, I mean... you know, I gotta ask you. That's a lot of money. You're not asking for a box of popcorn, you know. I mean...
why do you need that much?	Well, what's the difference? I just need it.
yeah.	Why do you need that much?
twenty-five thousand? for yourself?	Yeah.
well, i would, you know, sam. it's just that... well, i need more than that. i need twenty-five thousand.	Twenty-five thousand? For yourself?
well, why don't you take it out of your account? there's a lot there.	Well, I would, you know, Sam. It's just that... well, I need more than that. I need twenty-five thousand.
you get her?  okay.  well, i need a lot. i need more than usual.	Well, why don't you take it out of your account? There's a lot there.
what do you need?	You get her?  Okay.  Well, I need a lot. I need more than usual.
okay, want to go with mommy?	What do you need?
oh, fabulous.	...they didn't know what really moved her.
but as much as they loved her...	Oh, fabulous.
hey, do you want to see this one? daddy gave me all this jewelry because he loves me so much.  put your arm in there.	But as much as they loved her...
hi. nice to see you.	She could be the most charming woman you ever saw. People loved to be around her.
need a little help with that, mr collins?	So, I put two million in cash in a Los Angeles bank under the name of Mr and Mrs Tom Collins. This was strictly my shakedown and kidnapping money.
crooked cops and kidnappers, they don't take checks.	Need a little help with that, Mr Collins?
okay.	All this stuff doesn't mean anything. Money, this, doesn't mean anything without trust. I have to be able to trust you with my life.
now look,  pay attention to me. what i'm gonna tell you is very important.	Okay.
come on. can i keep this one in the house?	Now look,  pay attention to me. What I'm gonna tell you is very important.
the only thing is... you shouldn't keep this in the house. we gotta put it in a bank.	Come on. Can I keep this one in the house?
you're so wonderful. the jewelry's not so bad, either.	The only thing is... you shouldn't keep this in the house. We gotta put it in a bank.
you do whatever you want. do i keep my promises, or do i keep my promises?	You're so wonderful. The jewelry's not so bad, either.
so, do you think it's too much if i wear these in the same day?	You do whatever you want. Do I keep my promises, or do I keep my promises?
it's nice isn't it?	Oh...
oh, it's so soft.	It's nice isn't it?
it's chinchilla.	Oh, it's so soft.
you're kidding? my god. what is it?	It's chinchilla.
want to go? let's go back in.	Okay.
yeah. yeah.	Want to go? Let's go back in.
you sure?	Yeah. Yeah.
uh-huh.	You sure?
right?	Uh-huh.
yeah.	Right?
you're with me now.	Yeah.
yeah.	You're with me now.
it's all right. that part of your life is over with. right?	Yeah.
i'm okay. i just -  you just have to understand. i've been with lester since i was a kid. i just wanted to say goodbye. i - i just...  i don't... i think i have a right to do that. okay?	It's all right. That part of your life is over with. Right?
maybe you shouldn't drink so much.	I'm okay. I just -  You just have to understand. I've been with Lester since I was a kid. I just wanted to say goodbye. I - I just...  I don't... I think I have a right to do that. Okay?
i'm not crying.	Maybe you shouldn't drink so much.
why're you crying?	I'm not crying.
yeah.	Why're you crying?
you all right?	Yeah.
what're you... what're you pitching me, here?	Just what I said. You'll be set up for the rest of your life. That I can promise you.  Want to take a chance?
you know i'm doin' well now. and i'm gonna do even better. and so, whatever happens, if it doesn't work out between us, i'm gonna make sure you're okay for the rest of your life. and if there are kids, especially, you know, i'll take care of you better than you'd ever imagine.	What're you... what're you pitching me, here?
if it doesn't work out. you know, if it doesn't play out, then what happens to me?	You know I'm doin' well now. And I'm gonna do even better. And so, whatever happens, if it doesn't work out between us, I'm gonna make sure you're okay for the rest of your life. And if there are kids, especially, you know, I'll take care of you better than you'd ever imagine.
no, i - i... mean...  that can grow as i - as long as there's a mutual respect... that kind of thing can grow. i'm realistic. i can accept that. but, you know, what is... what is love anyway?  it's a... it's a mutual respect. it's - it's a devotion. it's a... it's a caring from one person to another. and if we could set up some kind of foundation...  based on that mutual respect...  i feel that eventually you would care enough about me... that i could live with that.	If it doesn't work out. You know, if it doesn't play out, then what happens to me?
understand?  i'm sorry.	No, I - I... mean...  that can grow as I - as long as there's a mutual respect... that kind of thing can grow. I'm realistic. I can accept that. But, you know, what is... What is love anyway?  It's a... it's a mutual respect. It's - it's a devotion. It's a... it's a caring from one person to another. And if we could set up some kind of foundation...  based on that mutual respect...  I feel that eventually you would care enough about me... that I could live with that.
i - i - i...	Understand?  I'm sorry.
i care about you, a - but i just don't have those kind of feelings for you. i'm sorry. i'm not in love with you.	I - I - I...
yeah, i know all that.	I care about you, a - But I just don't have those kind of feelings for you. I'm sorry. I'm not in love with you.
you know a lot of happily married people, sam? 'cause i don't.	Yeah, I know all that.
i'm forty-three years old. i don't want to wait. i know you well enough to know that i really love you very much.  and i can't think of anybody better to be with. and i don't feel like waiting anymore.	You know a lot of happily married people, Sam? 'Cause I don't.
you don't know me. what, you've known me, two, three months. what do you know?	I'm forty-three years old. I don't want to wait. I know you well enough to know that I really love you very much.  And I can't think of anybody better to be with. And I don't feel like waiting anymore.
i know i'd be a good father. i know you'd be a good mother.	You don't know me. What, you've known me, two, three months. What do you know?
you got the wrong girl, sam.	I know I'd be a good father. I know you'd be a good mother.
i'm gonna do you one better. i'm trying to marry you. you want to marry me?  i'm serious. i mean, i - i want to settle down. i want a family.	You got the wrong girl, Sam.
what, are you trying to handicap me?	I'm gonna do you one better. I'm trying to marry you. You want to marry me?  I'm serious. I mean, I - I want to settle down. I want a family.
we're not getting any younger. don't you think it's time? aren't you gettin' tired of all this shit? bangin' around, hustlin' around?	What, are you trying to handicap me?
within no time, everything was set in place. we got rid of the freelance scamsters. the per was way up.  the gods were happy, or as happy as the gods can ever be.  and i, i decided to complicate my life. for a guy who likes sure things, i was about to bet the rest of my life on a real longshot.	We're not getting any younger. Don't you think it's time? Aren't you gettin' tired of all this shit? Bangin' around, hustlin' around?
the ginger i knew wouldn't even look at this creep.	Good luck.
...she took care of the valet parkers, the guys who could get you anything and take care of anything.	Thanks a lot.
but mostly...	...she took care of the valet parkers, the guys who could get you anything and take care of anything.
thank you.	But mostly...
...pit bosses, floor managers.	Thank you.
hey, mitch.	...pit bosses, floor managers.
she took care of the dealers...	Hey, Mitch.
i hit a few... uh, games on the way back.	That was all bullshit. She just pocketed the cash.
any change?	I hit a few... uh, games on the way back.
she was a queen around the casino. she brought in high rollers and helped them spread around a lot of money.	Hello.
okay, thank you for asking.	She was a queen around the casino. She brought in high rollers and helped them spread around a lot of money.
see you, ginger.	Okay, thank you for asking.
i'll be right back.	See you, Ginger.
ginger's mission in life was money.	I'll be right back.
i'm going to go powder my nose.	Ginger's mission in life was money.
long suspected of running the tangiers without...	...twenty years in order to find nothin' on me -
we all have a past. you have a past, i have a past. and my past is no worse than yours. but you guys think you have the right to pass judgement on me.	Long suspected of running the Tangiers without...
...stunned commissioners into the hallway, where he continued his harangue until his own lawyers and friends urged him to leave.	We all have a past. You have a past, I have a past. And my past is no worse than yours. But you guys think you have the right to pass judgement on me.
bullshit! bullshit!	...stunned commissioners into the hallway, where he continued his harangue until his own lawyers and friends urged him to leave.
in a  wild and unprecedented outburst that followed his gaming license  denial, rothstein followed several...	Bullshit! Bullshit!
- you could put 'em on your expense account?	In a  Wild and unprecedented outburst that followed his gaming license  denial, Rothstein followed several...
don't you remember? you promised me a fair hearing when you were gettin' comped at my hotel and you were asking me for copies of your bills so -	- you could put 'em on your expense account?
...and hypocrisy.	Don't you remember? You promised me a fair hearing when you were gettin' comped at my hotel and you were asking me for copies of your bills so -
what are you running for, bob? what are you running for?	...and hypocrisy.
...'ace' rothstein, accused the state's top gaming officials of corruption.	What are you running for, Bob? What are you running for?
good evening, everyone, i'm paige novodor.  what should have been a routine licensing hearing turned into bedlam yesterday when the flamboyant tangiers casino executive, sam	...'Ace' Rothstein, accused the state's top gaming officials of corruption.
yeah, thanks for not callin' me a liar. you son-of-a-bitch. you son-of- a	Good evening, everyone, I'm Paige Novodor.  What should have been a routine licensing hearing turned into bedlam yesterday when the flamboyant Tangiers Casino executive, Sam
that's amazing.	There was nothing to it.  It was my pleasure.
no, no, no, no, please, please, please, please, no, please.	That's amazing.
eight children!	No, no, no, no, please, please, please, please, no, please.
uh, i'm very proud to say that we have eight children.	Eight children!
how many kids do you have?	Uh, I'm very proud to say that we have eight children.
...well, i've got a large family.	How many kids do you have?
this is not the way to treat people.	Listen, if you didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too fuckin' dumb to keep this job. If you did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out!  Get out! Go on.  Let's go.
i'll regret it even more if i keep you on.	This is not the way to treat people.
you might regret this, mr rothstein.	I'll regret it even more if I keep you on.
i'm firin' you? no, i'm not firin'  i'm firin' you, you -	You might regret this, Mr Rothstein.
you're firin' me?	I'm firin' you? No, I'm not firin'  I'm firin' you, you -
listen, you fuckin' yokel, i've had it with you. i've been carryin' your ass in this place ever since i got here. get your ass and get your things and get out of here.	You're firin' me?
i really think you're overreacting in this whole -	Listen, you fuckin' yokel, I've had it with you. I've been carryin' your ass in this place ever since I got here. Get your ass and get your things and get out of here.
you - wait! you didn't see that you were being set up on the second win?	I really think you're overreacting in this whole -
i really think you're -	You - Wait! You didn't see that you were being set up on the second win?
the probability on one-four-reel machine is a million and a half to one. on three machines in a row, it's in the billions.  it cannot happen... would not happen, you fuckin' momo! what's the matter with you!  didn't you see you were bein' set up on the second win?	I really think you're -
hey... ward, you're pissin' me off. now, you're insulting my intelligence. what do you think, i'm a fuckin' idiot? you know goddamn well somebody had to get into those machines and set those fuckin' reels.	The probability on one-four-reel machine is a million and a half to one. On three machines in a row, it's in the billions.  It cannot happen... would not happen, you fuckin' momo! What's the matter with you!  Didn't you see you were bein' set up on the second win?
well, it's a casino. people gotta win sometimes.	Hey... Ward, you're pissin' me off. Now, you're insulting my intelligence. What do you think, I'm a fuckin' idiot? You know goddamn well somebody had to get into those machines and set those fuckin' reels.
yes, there is. an infallible way! they won!	Well, it's a casino. People gotta win sometimes.
well, there's no way to determine that, sam.	Yes, there is. An infallible way! They won!
you didn't see the scam? you didn't see what was goin' on?	Well, there's no way to determine that, Sam.
well, it happened so quick. three guys won. i didn't have a chance to call you.	You didn't see the scam? You didn't see what was goin' on?
three fuckin' jackpots in twenty minutes? why didn't you pull the machines? why didn't you call me?	Well, it happened so quick. Three guys won. I didn't have a chance to call you.
shoot, it's gotta be in the millions, maybe more.	Three fuckin' jackpots in twenty minutes? Why didn't you pull the machines? Why didn't you call me?
four reels, sevens across, three fifteen-thousand-dollar jackpots? do you have any idea what the odds are?	Shoot, it's gotta be in the millions, maybe more.
don't thank me, just do it. you're the slots manager. i shouldn't have to tell you this.	Dang, you are right, Mr Rothstein, I am so sorry.
i do understand that. i'll get right on it. and thank you.	Don't thank me, just do it. You're the Slots Manager. I shouldn't have to tell you this.
listen to me very carefully. there are three ways of doing things around here. the right way, the wrong way, and the way i do it. you understand?	I do understand that. I'll get right on it. And thank you.
all right, i will, i will.	Listen to me very carefully. There are three ways of doing things around here. The right way, the wrong way, and the way I do it. You understand?
the action is in the front, not in the back. bring 'em up front.	All right, I will, I will.
yeah, okay.	The action is in the front, not in the back. Bring 'em up front.
these are our best machines. they bring all the action. no wonder the drop is off.	Yeah, okay.
well...	These are our best machines. They bring all the action. No wonder the drop is off.
what about the progressives with the high jackpots? where are they? these machines are hidden.	Well...
okay, i'll -	What about the progressives with the high jackpots? Where are they? These machines are hidden.
what are they doin' way back there? bring 'em up here where they belong. you can't even see 'em over there.	Okay, I'll -
loose machines are right back over there.	What are they doin' way back there? Bring 'em up here where they belong. You can't even see 'em over there.
it won't happen again, sam.	Mr Rothstein.
ah, yes, here we are. a little craps figures.  [actual amount taken from craps tables before the skim.] hey - hey.	Green?
you've been very open with us. i mean, uh, your books and papers and... that - that's gonna mean something when you go before the commission.	Well, that's all I ask, gentlemen, a fair hearing.
i mean, if i can't work in vegas, where am i gonna go?	You've been very open with us. I mean, uh, your books and papers and... that - that's gonna mean something when you go before the Commission.
that was nineteen years ago, and they were simple gambling pinches.	I mean, if I can't work in Vegas, where am I gonna go?
i had my license hearing coming up and i didn't wanna leave anything to chance.	That was nineteen years ago, and they were simple gambling pinches.
a record of the arrests...	I had my license hearing coming up and I didn't wanna leave anything to chance.
...worst possible time for me.	A record of the arrests...
look what they did to my hand, man!	All right, I'm gonna give you a choice. You can either have the money and the hammer or you can walk out of here. You can't have both. What do you want?
now, you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.	God!
ye-yeah.	Now, you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.
so, you're a righty?	Ye-yeah.
well, i... i never tried.	So, you're a righty?
can you do it with your left hand?	Well, I... I never tried.
no, sir.	Can you do it with your left hand?
can't do it with both hands?	No, Sir.
no.	Can't do it with both hands?
i'm just curious. i saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. can you do that with both hands?	No.
we had to make an example of these pricks that the party was over.	I'm just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands?
i ju- well, it's a nice pen. i just didn't know whose it was. i thought it was yours. i didn't want it to get lost.	Well, thank you. Why don't you take that fuckin' pen and shove it up you ass, you fuckin' jag-off?
yeah, that's my pen. why?	I ju- Well, it's a nice pen. I just didn't know whose it was. I thought it was yours. I didn't want it to get lost.
is this yours? your pen?	Yeah, that's my pen. Why?
what?	Is this yours? Your pen?
excuse me.	What?
get out of here.	Thank you.
yeah.	Get out of here.
you're fuckin' right, you made a bad mistake. 'cause if you come back here - we catch either one of you - we're gonna break your fuckin' heads and you won't walk out of here. you see that fuckin' saw?  we're gonna use it. you don't fuck around in this place. you got it?	Yeah.
i'm sorry. i made a bad mistake.	You're fuckin' right, you made a bad mistake. 'Cause if you come back here - we catch either one of you - we're gonna break your fuckin' heads and you won't walk out of here. You see that fuckin' saw?  We're gonna use it. You don't fuck around in this place. You got it?
and don't forget to tell your friends what happens if they fuck around in here. you understand?	I'm sorry. I made a bad mistake.
i just wanna get out of here.	And don't forget to tell your friends what happens if they fuck around in here. You understand?
thanks, nick.	Yeah, thanks.
fuckin' kids at home!  here.  get the fuck out of here.	Thanks, Nick.
i didn't give 'em the m-	Don't fuck with me, Al! Don't make a fuck out of me! You want to embarrass me and make a fool out of me?!  You didn't gamble?! Tell me you gambled the fuckin' money, I'll give you the fuckin' money to put the fuckin' heat on! Did you gamble?! Huh?!
no, no? you didn't?	I didn't give 'em the m-
yeah.	You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are? Two small kids at home. I gave you money to pay the fuckin' rent and buy groceries, put the heat on. You know your wife called Frankie and told him the fuckin' heat's off?
yeah?	Yeah.
a couple of guys, i owe them. so, that's what i did. i gave 'em the money.  that's what i did.	Yeah?
mm.	A couple of guys, I owe them. So, that's what I did. I gave 'em the money.  That's what I did.
...i got muscled on the street.	Mm.
mm.	...I got muscled on the street.
when i left here with the money...	Mm.
you shut up.	No, you - You want me to come over there? I'll smack your face.
you know where she gets this from!	You shut up.
shut your mouth!	You know where she gets this from!
i don't want to go to europe.	Shut your mouth!
i don't want to go to europe. i want to go to see the elephant man.	We're not gonna go see any fuckin' elephants, okay?
hey... you got a minute? hey. he's got two million in the box, am i right?  okay, you let him keep your jewels. we take the cash and the only other thing he cares about.  huh?  her majesty. we go to europe. you dye your hair, get some pl-	I don't want to go to Europe. I want to go to see The Elephant Man.
well, i keep layin' out my own fuckin' dough for these trips and nothin' ever comes back. i mean, what hell's goin' on? what are we doin' over here?	You're goin' out to Las Vegas, you're havin' a good time at my expense. What the fuck? I mean, after all, you're the one having a good time, not me.
artie, no records, artie. what are you gonna do with records? pay taxes?	Well, I keep layin' out my own fuckin' dough for these trips and nothin' ever comes back. I mean, what hell's goin' on? What are we doin' over here?
well, then, from now on, i'm gonna start keepin' records.	Artie, no records, Artie. What are you gonna do with records? Pay taxes?
you gotta go back out there.	Well, then, from now on, I'm gonna start keepin' records.
well, i'm goin' all over, layin' money out of my own pocket, and i never get anything back. what the hell's goin' on?	You gotta go back out there.
what expenses?	Well, I'm goin' all over, layin' money out of my own pocket, and I never get anything back. What the hell's goin' on?
come on, go back there? i never got paid my expenses for the last trip.	What expenses?
you gotta go back there and talk to that guy.	Come on, go back there? I never got paid my expenses for the last trip.
your cumma? what are you doin' with your cumma?	What else? I gave her a schaff [Italian-American slang for 'tap'.]
i was out there with my cumma [italian- american slang for 'girlfriend'.]	Your cumma? What are you doin' with your cumma?
sam?	Never mind fuckin' Sam. This is personal.  I'll be there in the morning. You can fuckin' try me, fatso.
hey, you fat irish prick. you put my fuckin' money to sleep. you go get my money, or i'll put your fuckin' brain to sleep.	Sam?
you can't talk to me like...	Hey, you fat Irish prick. You put my fuckin' money to sleep. You go get my money, or I'll put your fuckin' brain to sleep.
you know... i think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. i think in all fairness, i should explain to you what it is that i do. for instance, tomorrow morning i'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you, and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, i'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the the bank. and just about the time that i'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be comin' out of your coma. and guess what?  i'll split your fuckin' head open again. because i'm fuckin' stupid. i don't give a fuck about jail.  that's my business. that's what i do. and we know what you do, don't we, charlie? you fuck people out of money and get away with it.	You can't talk to me like...
what're you gonna do? strong-arm me?	You know... I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and walk in and see you, and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be comin' out of your coma. And guess what?  I'll split your fuckin' head open again. Because I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail.  That's my business. That's what I do. And we know what you do, don't we, Charlie? You fuck people out of money and get away with it.
yeah.  i think i want my money back.	What're you gonna do? Strong-arm me?
listen... nicky... we talked about this... and, uh, i explained to you that there was the possibility you might have to take some kind of loss.	Yeah.  I think I want my money back.
yeah, least you could do is return my phone calls, though.	Listen... Nicky... we talked about this... and, uh, I explained to you that there was the possibility you might have to take some kind of loss.
well, i've been busy.	Yeah, least you could do is return my phone calls, though.
i've been trying to reach you. you're tougher to get than the president.	Well, I've been busy.
hi. good.	I've been trying to reach you. You're tougher to get than the President.
no, i don't want one.  hey, mr clark, how you doin'?	Hi. Good.
yes.	Well, you gotta understand, I'm giving you fifty thousand cash.
i mean, you will try to push it through, won't you, mr clark?	Yes.
so i put some of the money into legitimate deals with charlie clark. he was ace's banker.	I mean, you will try to push it through, won't you, Mr Clark?
oh, listen, i understand that there's always a risk... you know, i might have to take a loss somewhere.	So I put some of the money into legitimate deals with Charlie Clark. He was Ace's banker.
you need to understand, and i - i'm sure you do... that in a venture of this kind, you have to be prepared to take some kind of loss.	Oh, listen, I understand that there's always a risk... you know, I might have to take a loss somewhere.
but how much cash could i bury in my closet, right?	You need to understand, and I - I'm sure you do... that in a venture of this kind, you have to be prepared to take some kind of loss.
yeah, that works out.	But how much cash could I bury in my closet, right?
you just - just stop him.	Mr Ro- Mr Roth- Mr Rothstein, where you goin' -
no, you can, you can.  you've been so nice to me.	I can't.
lady, i can't. i can't. i ca-	No, you can, you can.  You've been so nice to me.
and here. here.	Lady, I can't. I can't. I ca-
go get a bag, man.	And here. Here.
um, i'm gonna need a bag. if you could just ask the guy for a big bag, okay?	Go get a bag, man.
can i go in?	Jeff, would you go in with her?
that's not a problem, that's not a p-	Can I go in?
can i go in?	That's not a problem, that's not a p-
fucker!	Please.
i understand.	He won't let me go in my house!
i'm just trying to get in my house!	I understand.
mr rothstein. mr rothstein, i'm sorry. we've got some complaints about - about the noise.	I'm just trying to get in my house!
he won't let me in my own house!	Mr Rothstein. Mr Rothstein, I'm sorry. We've got some complaints about - about the noise.
mrs ro- mrs rothstein! okay, shh!	He won't...
hey.	I'll to the FBI!
go back inside! this is none of your business!  i don't have to take your shit all the time anymore.	Hey.
there's nothing we can do. she had the key.	She's on the account. There's nothing we can do.
come on. i'm sorry.	Okay.
hey, mr rothstein, it'll make it a lot easier on everybody here if we just let her in the house.	If we let her get a few of her things we'll be out of your hair.
all right. okay, okay.	Mr Rothstein, why don't we just let her in the house and get a few of her things?  That way she'll get out of here. This is half her house anyway.
hey!	Hey!
oh my god, what are we gonna do? i'm sorry.	...fuckin' jerk-off.
you - you fuckin' moron, i'll be filling out paper work for the next two months because of you and this piece of shit, you...	Oh my God, what are we gonna do? I'm sorry.
it looked like a fuckin' gun!	You - You fuckin' moron, I'll be filling out paper work for the next two months because of you and this piece of shit, you...
pitch-black?! it -	It looked like a fuckin' gun!
what do you want? it - it's pitch- black out here. it's tin foil.	Pitch-black?! It -
here we go!	You've gotta be kidding me!
leave me alone!	Here we go!
you fuckin' faggot! do you know who you're fuckin' with?	Leave me alone!
now move along.	You fuckin' faggot! Do you know who you're fuckin' with?
you know who you're fuckin' with?! huh? do you?!	Now move along.
yeah?	You know who you're fuckin' with?! Huh? Do you?!
fuck you! fuck you!	Yeah?
bullshit, you're out of here, cowboy!	Fuck you! Fuck you!
bullshit, i ain't goin' anywhere with you!	Bullshit, you're out of here, cowboy!
sir, you're gonna have to leave. you mind accompanying us outside?	Bullshit, I ain't goin' anywhere with you!
you took your boots off? you put your feet on the table... you shit- kicking, stinky, horse-manure-smellin' motherfucker you!  you fuck me up over there, i'll stick you in a hole in the fuckin' desert! you understand?  go over there and apologize.  go! get the fuck out of -	Nicky, I'm sorry.
i did - i didn't -	Tell him to go fuck himself? You fuckin' hick!  Fuckin'...
is that what you did?	I did - I didn't -
nicky, i did -	Is that what you did?
you called my friend a faggot? you tell him to go fuck himself?	Nicky, I did -
it's instinctive, you know.	He tries to do everything...
yeah, well, that's exactly what i keep tellin' him, but that's the kind of kid he is ever since he's born.	It's instinctive, you know.
you know, he's gotta realize everything can't be a home run that he does.	Yeah, well, that's exactly what I keep tellin' him, but that's the kind of kid he is ever since he's born.
...metro intelligence cop. but it didn't matter. i mean, it was all about the kids, you know.	You know, he's gotta realize everything can't be a home run that he does.
now go out there and show your dad what you can do.	...metro intelligence cop. But it didn't matter. I mean, it was all about the kids, you know.
turned out to be one of the other coaches was a fuckin'...	Now go out there and show your dad what you can do.
now, i want you to get out there and get me singles and doubles, okay? 'cause that's what's gonna win this game.	Turned out to be one of the other coaches was a fuckin'...
ace got my son, little nicky, involved with little league, and it was great.	Now, I want you to get out there and get me singles and doubles, okay? 'Cause that's what's gonna win this game.
beautiful. you got a beautiful swing.	Ace got my son, little Nicky, involved with Little League, and it was great.
he's comin' over.	Great!
forget about it, nick. don't let it bother you.	Why, does it look like it's bothering me? What do I give a fuck?  Fuckin' Oscar too. All the fuckin' money I've given that prick, he don't even look over here. What's his problem?
do you see that? dumb jew motherfucker. grew up together and he's actin' like he don't even know me. i know we're supposed to avoid each other, but, you know, there's ways to do things and there's ways not to.	Yeah. Fuck him.
i had my kid brother, dominick, run it for me.	Fuckers!
...in some legitimate places, like my restaurant.	Is that the last one?
he's not here?	Carmine's gone.
he's gone?	He's not here?
carmine left?	He's gone?
we're waiting on carmine.	Yeah, we're lookin' for Carmine.
oh.	We're waiting on Carmine.
well, listen, uh... good luck with the joint, huh?	Oh, thanks, Eddy.
i think, you know, maybe he went across the street or somewhere else or somethin'. i don't know.	Well, listen, uh... Good luck with the joint, huh?
carmine left?	Uh-huh.
carmine? he was here before. i saw him. he had a suitcase and everything, and then he left.	Carmine left?
yeah, i'm over here with him.	Oh.
hey, nicky, how are you? what are you doin' here?	I'm over here now.
artie! artie!	We can't help him if -
stay out of the way!	Artie! Artie!
no, i won't calm down! he's my husband!	Stay out of the way!
calm down! calm down!	No, I won't calm down! He's my husband!
artie!	Calm down! Calm down!
we're placing you under arrest for aiding and abetting a -	But I'm just trying to leave.
what?	We're placing you under arrest for aiding and abetting a -
we're placing you under arrest for aiding and abetting -	What?
for what?	We're placing you under arrest for aiding and abetting -
we're - we're placing you under arrest for -	For what?
i understand.	Okay.  Frankie, you're a good boy.
you see... i wouldn't want to be jeopardizing anything for people who are our friends. you understand?	I understand.
no problem.	You see... I wouldn't want to be jeopardizing anything for people who are our friends. You understand?
i'm askin' you, frankie, to keep an eye on nicky. do it for me.	No problem.
he's good. he's fine.	I'm askin' you, Frankie, to keep an eye on Nicky. Do it for me.
i want to know... if he's doin' all right. if he's okay.	He's good. He's fine.
hm.	I want to know... if he's doin' all right. If he's okay.
yeah, i know. that's why i'm asking. you see, my main concern is nicky.	Hm.
i'm positive.  remo... things are very fucked up down there, you know?	Yeah, I know. That's why I'm asking. You see, my main concern is Nicky.
are you sure?	I'm positive.  Remo... things are very fucked up down there, you know?
no. i ain't see anything like that.	Are you sure?
so, i lied... even though i knew that by lyin' to gaggi, i could wind up gettin' killed too.	No. I ain't see anything like that.
because there's one thing about these old timers: they don't like any fuckin' around with the other guy's wives. it's bad for business.	So, I lied... even though I knew that by lyin' to Gaggi, I could wind up gettin' killed too.
what could i say? i knew if i gave the wrong answer, i mean, nicky, ginger, ace, all of 'em could've would up gettin' killed.	Because there's one thing about these old timers: They don't like any fuckin' around with the other guy's wives. It's bad for business.
frankie... the little guy, he wouldn't be fuckin' the jew's wife, would he? because if he is... it's a problem.	What could I say? I knew if I gave the wrong answer, I mean, Nicky, Ginger, Ace, all of 'em could've would up gettin' killed.
i always tell you the truth, remo.	Frankie... the little guy, he wouldn't be fuckin' the Jew's wife, would he? Because if he is... it's a problem.
i want you to tell me the truth, mind you.	I always tell you the truth, Remo.
of course, remo.	I want you to tell me the truth, mind you.
it's private... but i want you to tell me the truth.	Of course, Remo.
frankie, i want to ask you something.	It's private... but I want you to tell me the truth.
you gotta tell him... to take care of things a little better.	I'll tell him, Remo.
i know.	You gotta tell him... to take care of things a little better.
and i mean... that's no good.	I know.
what're you gonna do?	And I mean... that's no good.
it's in all the papers.	What're you gonna do?
i know.	It's in all the papers.
yeah. everybody's talkin' about it. they're makin' a big deal out of it.	I know.
yeah, i heard, yeah.	Yeah. Everybody's talkin' about it. They're makin' a big deal out of it.
frankie... they found a guy's head in the desert. do you know about that?	Yeah, I heard, yeah.
i'll take care of it, remo.	E mo va! [Italian-American slang for 'Now, go!']
...i want all the names of all the other people he had with him. and i don't care what you have to do to him to get 'em. you understand?	I'll take care of it, Remo.
how are you?	Fine, fine.
hey, frankie.	How are you?
but i knew how to keep the bosses happy. whenever they gave me little jobs to do, you know, to send a message, i would carry things out...	And how are things going down there?
uh-huh. good.	But I knew how to keep the bosses happy. Whenever they gave me little jobs to do, you know, to send a message, I would carry things out...
fine.	Want me to take this for you?
yeah.	Fine.
uh-huh. mi raccomando. [italian- american slang for 'i'm counting on you']	Yeah.
all right.	Uh-huh. Mi raccomando. [Italian- American slang for 'I'm counting on you']
not like your fuckin' friends out there, that... without brains.  okay?	All right.
mm.	Not like your fuckin' friends out there, that... without brains.  Okay?
keep a good eye on him. he's makin' a lot of money for us. and he's gonna continue makin' a lot of money for us, so keep a good eye on him.	Mm.
mm.	Keep a good eye on him. He's makin' a lot of money for us. And he's gonna continue makin' a lot of money for us, so keep a good eye on him.
t'aggia parla. [italian-american slang for 'i've got to talk to you'] nicky... see that guy?	Mm.
i'll be right out.	T'aggia parla. [Italian-American slang for 'I've got to talk to you'] Nicky... See that guy?
hey, nick. vien acca. [italian- american slang for 'come here']	I'll be right out.
ace.	Keepin' Remo happy with money was the greatest insurance policy in the world.
i mean, unless ace made his bet.	That's enough now!
ma che cazzo!	I mean, unless Ace made his bet.
but back then the bosses didn't give a fuck about whether he enjoyed himself of not. to them, he was a cash register. all they had to do was ring the bell and take the money. especially remo, who was a fuckin' degenerate gambler who always lost.	Ma che cazzo!
you got a round figure on it?	Definitely the most important guy in this room.
you fucked with me for the last time!	Okay, yeah.
all right. be careful.	You fucked with me for the last time!
i'm going' to the fbi! i'm not scared anymore!	All right. Be careful.
all right, all right.	I'm going' to the FBI! I'm not scared anymore!
i don't need you! i have my own fuckin' money!	All right, all right.
get the fuck out of here.	I don't need you! I have my own fuckin' money!
ah, you fuck! you're such a fuckin' asshole!	Get the fuck out of here. Get out! Get the fuck out!
what about my money?	How the fuck am I gonna get your fuckin' money now? You think he's gonna give you fuckin' money? Are you out of your mind?!  Look what you just did to this fuckin' guy! If you would have just kept your fuckin' mouth shut!  Ah, what the fuck is the use? I should've never got invol-
hey, don't be such a fuckin' smartass, will you?  i mean, i know the fuckin' guy thirty-five years, i'm gonna fuckin' whack him for you?  fuck... motherfucker! i knew this, i knew it.	What about my money?
oh, well, then, have him killed and get it over with.	Hey, don't be such a fuckin' smartass, will you?  I mean, I know the fuckin' guy thirty-five years, I'm gonna fuckin' whack him for you?  Fuck... motherfucker! I knew this, I knew it.
i'm not gonna kill him. shut the fuck up. what, do you know what you're talkin' about? i'm not killing anyb-	Oh, well, then, have him killed and get it over with.
if it's so fuckin' dangerous, then why don't you kill him?	I'm not gonna kill him. Shut the fuck up. What, do you know what you're talkin' about? I'm not killing anyb-
i told you this was fuckin' dangerous. remember i said, 'ginger, this is a dangerous situation. be very careful.' you fuckin' yessed me to death.	If it's so fuckin' dangerous, then why don't you kill him?
me? i said... nothin'. i said, i said, 'no, no, no.' everything he said, i just kept sayin' no.	I told you this was fuckin' dangerous. Remember I said, 'Ginger, this is a dangerous situation. Be very careful.' You fuckin' yessed me to death.
what did i tell you? supposing he goes back home and makes a fuckin' beef?  i gotta know exactly what you said. tell me what you said to him.	Me? I said... nothin'. I said, I said, 'No, no, no.' Everything he said, I just kept sayin' no.
it's what you want?	Yeah. Uh-huh -
thank you. yeah, yeah, yeah.	It's what you want?
yes, i will. it's what you want, isn't it? huh?	Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
nicky, please...	Yes, I will. It's what you want, isn't it? Huh?
mm... okay. don't worry about it. nobody'll fuck with ya anymore. i'll take care of ya.	Nicky, please...
yeah.	Mm... okay. Don't worry about it. Nobody'll fuck with ya anymore. I'll take care of ya.
a sponsor.	Yeah.
yeah.	A sponsor.
is that what you want?	Yeah.
i do. i need a new sponsor.	Is that what you want?
i need some help. i do. i need some help.  you gotta help me. i need a new sponsor, nicky.	I do. I need a new sponsor.
come on. don't be scared.	I need some help. I do. I need some help.  You gotta help me. I need a new sponsor, Nicky.
i'm not and he scares the shit out of me. i never know what he's gonna do.	Come on. Don't be scared.
yes, you are.	I'm not and he scares the shit out of me. I never know what he's gonna do.
i'm not as tough as you think i am.	Yes, you are.
come on, come on, you're a toughie. you can take this.  don't cry.	I'm not as tough as you think I am.
he hates my fuckin' guts.	Come on, come on, you're a toughie. You can take this.  Don't cry.
exactly.  he hates me.	He hates my fuckin' guts.
he really thinks who the fuck he is, i'll tell you that.	Exactly.  He hates me.
no, he's not.	He really thinks who the fuck he is, I'll tell you that.
sure did.	Everything went to his head.
yeah.  boy, he really fucked himself up out here -  - didn't he?	Sure did.
'cause you always tell me the right thing to do.	Yeah.  Boy, he really fucked himself up out here -  - didn't he?
yes, you did.	'Cause you always tell me the right thing to do.
i did what you told me to.	Yes, you did.
you did. i like that. i like that. that's what i like about you. you did the right thing.	I did what you told me to.
exactly.	You did. I like that. I like that. That's what I like about you. You did the right thing.
you did. you're right.	Exactly.
i didn't.  i didn't. i mean, i did, but then i did exactly what you told me to do, and i came right back.	You did. You're right.
no, he wouldn't. i would have.  and he'd've been right, too. i mean, seriously.  well, there's one thing you don't do. you don't take a guy's kid and then take off.	I didn't.  I didn't. I mean, I did, but then I did exactly what you told me to do, and I came right back.
he's so fuckin' lucky. i could have buried him. i could have gone to europe and taken the baby. and then he'd've tracked me down and he'd've killed me.	No, he wouldn't. I would have.  And he'd've been right, too. I mean, seriously.  Well, there's one thing you don't do. You don't take a guy's kid and then take off.
yeah, right. that's sammy. and he's probably got it there too.	He's so fuckin' lucky. I could have buried him. I could have gone to Europe and taken the baby. And then he'd've tracked me down and he'd've killed me.
he holds that key so tight, he's probably got it stuck up his ass.	Yeah, right. That's Sammy. And he's probably got it there too.
hm.	He holds that key so tight, he's probably got it stuck up his ass.
yeah. 'cause, you know,  he's never gonna give me my jewelry.	Hm.
you know?	Yeah. 'Cause, you know,  He's never gonna give me my jewelry.
mm-hm.	You know?
see who i got in there. gotta get somebody i can trust.	Mm-hm.
okay.	See who I got in there. Gotta get somebody I can trust.
let me think about that.	Okay.
well, i was thinkin', maybe... you know somebody at the bank...  could help me get my jewelry out?  there's a lot of money in there. lot of money in there, and i'd be willing to take care of anybody who helped me out.	Let me think about that.
yeah.	Well, I was thinkin', maybe... you know somebody at the bank...  could help me get my jewelry out?  There's a lot of money in there. Lot of money in there, and I'd be willing to take care of anybody who helped me out.
yeah?	Yeah.
tell me what you were gonna say. go ahead.	Yeah?
i don't -	Tell me what you were gonna say. Go ahead.
what were you gonna say? go ahead.	I don't -
nothin'.	What were you gonna say? Go ahead.
what? what?	Nothin'.
oh, you're right, i know.  it's... well, i was just -	What? What?
i mean, listen, two people don't get along, at some point you gotta call it... i mean, it's none of my business, but i ... i think that's what you gotta do. you gotta take it somewhere -	Oh, you're right, I know.  It's... well, I was just -
and listen, don't do anything else crazy, okay? you all right? okay.	Bye.
i'll be there.	And listen, don't do anything else crazy, okay? You all right? Okay.
so, i'm gonna call you back in an hour... at this number, and you're gonna be there, right?	I'll be there.
yeah, uh-huh... okay.	So, I'm gonna call you back in an hour... at this number, and you're gonna be there, right?
you just relax, and call me back here in exactly an hour, on this phone, and i'll see what i can do.	Yeah, uh-huh... Okay.
no, i really do. i think he's gonna kill me.	You just relax, and call me back here in exactly an hour, on this phone, and I'll see what I can do.
you just relax. nobody's killin' anybody, do you hear?	No, I really do. I think he's gonna kill me.
thank you.	It's all right.
yeah.	Thank you.
thanks.	Yeah.
come on, now, i don't want to see you unhappy.	Thanks.
you're so nice.	Come on, now, I don't want to see you unhappy.
you're a beautiful girl. you don't want to ruin your looks. i've seen a lot of girls get shot to hell from this stuff.	You're so nice.
oh, come on.	You're a beautiful girl. You don't want to ruin your looks. I've seen a lot of girls get shot to hell from this stuff.
and take it easy with this shit, will you? i mean, this can only make matters worse.	Oh, come on.
all right?	Yeah.  Thanks.
okay.	All right?
look, i'll try to find out what the hell's goin' on. when i see him i'll talk to him.	Okay.
he gives a fuck what i do?	Look, I'll try to find out what the hell's goin' on. When I see him I'll talk to him.
well, i guess it's 'cause he loves you so much. he's jealous and worried.	He gives a fuck what I do?
he didn't have to hit him. it's not exactly like i'm sleepin' with the guy! and he makes me sneak around to see my own friends! what the fuck is that all about?	Well, I guess it's 'cause he loves you so much. He's jealous and worried.
he could have killed him! okay? he could have killed him.	He didn't have to hit him. It's not exactly like I'm sleepin' with the guy! And he makes me sneak around to see my own friends! What the fuck is that all about?
i understand that. but, you know, i think you should try to make the best of it now. go slow, you know. see what happens.	He could have killed him! Okay? He could have killed him.
i do.	I understand that. But, you know, I think you should try to make the best of it now. Go slow, you know. See what happens.
listen, ginger... you know, this is probably not... i don't have the answers anyway... and this is probably not what you want to hear right now, because you're a little upset with ace.	I do.
i know what you mean.	Listen, Ginger... you know, this is probably not... I don't have the answers anyway... and this is probably not what you want to hear right now, because you're a little upset with Ace.
i should have never married him. he's a gemini. a triple gemini... duality.  gemini's the snake. you know you can't trust the snake.  i mean it.	I know what you mean.
well, there you go. but what does that tell ya? a million dollars in jewelry. does that tell you the guy is crazy about you, or what?	I should have never married him. He's a Gemini. A triple Gemini... duality.  Gemini's the snake. You know you can't trust the snake.  I mean it.
i'm told it's worth about a million dollars, maybe more.	Well, there you go. But what does that tell ya? A million dollars in jewelry. Does that tell you the guy is crazy about you, or what?
no. i - i'm just curious, you know. i was wonderin' how much he would put into a thing like that. that's all.	I'm told it's worth about a million dollars, maybe more.
mm, you want to steal it?	No. I - I'm just curious, you know. I was wonderin' how much he would put into a thing like that. That's all.
you mean, like a lot of expensive jewelry? about how much?	Mm, you want to steal it?
so, he put aside some jewelry for me. a lot of jewelry.	You mean, like a lot of expensive jewelry? About how much?
i can see that. sure.	So, he put aside some jewelry for me. A lot of jewelry.
am i right?	I can see that. Sure.
sure.	Am I right?
oh, come on. i went into this with my eyes open, you know. i knew the bottom could drop out at any time. i'm a working girl, right?  you don't think i'm gonna go into a situation like this if i don't think i'm gonna get covered on the back end.	Sure.
i never see - you know, i never seen him act like that with anybody else. i think he's crazy about you. i mean, he really loves you. he does.	Oh, come on. I went into this with my eyes open, you know. I knew the bottom could drop out at any time. I'm a working girl, right?  You don't think I'm gonna go into a situation like this if I don't think I'm gonna get covered on the back end.
you know... the first time i ever saw your guys together... i never saw him so happy. i mean, i know he's a crazy jew fuck and everything, but...	I never see - You know, I never seen him act like that with anybody else. I think he's crazy about you. I mean, he really loves you. He does.
yeah. he's just a friend of mine i was trying to help, so... so what?	You know... the first time I ever saw your guys together... I never saw him so happy. I mean, I know he's a crazy Jew fuck and everything, but...
oh, you did? i didn't know that.	Yeah. He's just a friend of mine I was trying to help, so... so what?
no! no! i told him all about the guy before we ever got married. this is no fuckin' surprise.	Oh, you did? I didn't know that.
well, you gotta understand it. he doesn't know if this guy is shaking you down or taking advantage of you.	No! No! I told him all about the guy before we ever got married. This is no fuckin' surprise.
yeah, no shit.	Well, you gotta understand it. He doesn't know if this guy is shaking you down or taking advantage of you.
i know it wasn't a nice thing to do but -	Yeah, no shit.
tell me.	I know it wasn't a nice thing to do but -
hi, how are you?	Okay, Sammy.
pleasure.  very nice to meet you.	Hi, how are you?
hi, jennifer.	Pleasure.  Very nice to meet you.
...same outfit.	But I saw something...
you know, i've got to do some shopping afterwards. do you want to go?	Well, you know...
great.	You know, I've got to do some shopping afterwards. Do you want to go?
i told him i was mrs sam rothstein.	Well, you might as well get somethin' out of it.
so, what'd you say to that fuckin' jerk anyway?	I told him I was Mrs Sam Rothstein.
well, how 'bout that?	Come on!
yes.	Well, how 'bout that?
get lost?	Yes.
yes.	Get lost?
get lost?	Yes.
get lost, ginger! get lost!	Get lost?
what do you mean 'stole'? i didn't steal anything from you.	Get lost, Ginger! Get lost!
that bag's full of fuckin' chips you	What do you mean 'stole'? I didn't steal anything from you.
don't give me that shit. i want my money.	That bag's full of fuckin' chips you
ginger, i've been watching you all night. you've been stealing from me.	Don't give me that shit. I want my money.
what money?  look at this stack of chips. don't give me that shit. i want my end.	Ginger, I've been watching you all night. You've been stealing from me.
what money? i've seen you stealing from me.	What money?  Look at this stack of chips. Don't give me that shit. I want my end.
what do you mean, 'what's the matter?' i made a lot of money for you. i want my cut.	What money? I've seen you stealing from me.
what's the matter?	What do you mean, 'What's the matter?' I made a lot of money for you. I want my cut.
come on.	What's the matter?
thank you, sir, i appreciate that. everybody, thanks. gives some chips as tips to the dealer and box man. thanks. take care, steve. take chances and drive fast.	Ginger, honey.
oh, i'm sorry. i'm sorry.  thank you very much. thank you very much.	Thank you, sir, I appreciate that. Everybody, thanks. Gives some chips as tips to the dealer and box man. Thanks. Take care, Steve. Take chances and drive fast.
i'm sorry.	Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.  Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
thank you. very nice.	I told you I was hot tonight.
yes!	Thank you. Very nice.
no, i'm not gonna drive with some crazy -	You're driving me nuts!
no, i'm gonna drive.	No, I'm not gonna drive with some crazy -
you're not gonna drive. don't even think you're gonna drive.	No, I'm gonna drive.
she started it. she started the whole thing. i'm just standin' here.	You're not gonna drive. Don't even think you're gonna drive.
just knock it off! would you two knock it off? get in the car.	She started it. She started the whole thing. I'm just standin' here.
go! go! get in the car! go!	'Go! Go! Go!'
you're done yakkin', okay? you're done yakkin' now?	Go! Go! Get in the car! Go!
oh, what bullshit? what, do you want to fuckin' talk it over now?	You're done yakkin', okay? You're done yakkin' now?
it's this bullshit. it's just bullshit right here. this is the fuckin' problem, you know.	Oh, what bullshit? What, do you want to fuckin' talk it over now?
get your bag! come on, get your bag! get your things! let's go!	It's this bullshit. It's just bullshit right here. This is the fuckin' problem, you know.
what do you think we're gonna do? he's probably got guys outside the fuckin' house!	Get your bag! Come on, get your bag! Get your things! Let's go!
he's sittin' by the phone -	What do you think we're gonna do? He's probably got guys outside the fuckin' house!
that's - yeah, he's sitting by the phone like a dumb-bell, just waiting for you to call him back. that's what he's -	He's sittin' by the phone -
ginger... it means he's sitting by the phone like a dumb-bell, waiting for me to call him back. now, i -	That's - Yeah, he's sitting by the phone like a dumb-bell, just waiting for you to call him back. That's what he's -
so, he knows where you are. that means he's sending some guys over here probably right now.	Ginger... It means he's sitting by the phone like a dumb-bell, waiting for me to call him back. Now, I -
i just talked to him.	So, he knows where you are. That means he's sending some guys over here probably right now.
he called you right here.	I just talked to him.
he was just on the phone.	He called you right here.
here.	He was just on the phone.
right.	Here.
lester - he called you here.	Right.
don't give me any of your shit!  okay, this has always been a dream, but we're going.	Lester - he called you here.
we'll go later.	We're going to Europe. Let the adults talk.  You dye your hair... you get plastic surgery, like we talked about. Right? You're the mother. How much do you think he's gonna pay to get this fuckin' kid back?
it means i got the money.	You got money. That's a - That's a good look.
what does that mean? no, i know that look. what does that mean?	It means I got the money.
every time i ever see you, that's what i see.	Uh, talk to you later.  Bye.
okay, then.	Every time I ever see you, that's what I see.
- with stupid braces on your teeth.	Okay, then.
you do?	Yeah, I do. I mean, it's - it's the - it's the best thing you can do right now. I mean this. And you'll have real security.  Sweetheart... you're gonna be situated just right in Vegas.
...all the luck in the world.	You do?
god... i wish you...	...all the luck in the world.
promise?	God... I wish you...
so, it's gonna be okay, isn't it?	Promise?
that's right.	So, it's gonna be okay, isn't it?
yeah. this is the best thing i can do for my life right now.	That's right.
do you know that?	Yeah. This is the best thing I can do for my life right now.
no, lester.	Do you know that?
bub-ut, baby, do you know that i love you too?	No, Lester.
i love you.	Bub-ut, baby, do you know that I love you too?
don't make me come there. answer me.	I love you.
you are.	I am.
i'm always here for you.	You are.
no, you're not. where are you? where are you?	I'm always here for you.
i'm here.	No, you're not. Where are you? Where are you?
where are you goin'? where are you? you're in that place. where are you?	I'm here.
yeah.	Where are you goin'? Where are you? You're in that place. Where are you?
okay?	Yeah.
all right.	Okay?
yes, don't worry.	All right.
are they out now?	Yes, don't worry.
they checked in alone.	Are they out now?
they check in alone?	They checked in alone.
...they're in penthouse k.	They check in alone?
listen...	...they're in Penthouse K.
- back to  nigeria.  yeah.	Listen...
incredible.	All right.
boy, look at this place, huh?	Incredible.
wow.	Boy, look at this place, huh?
hey. hey, sammy, how are you?	Wow.
hey, how you doin'?	Hey. Hey, Sammy, how are you?
look, there aren't...  there aren't but...	Oh, there aren't?  What's that?  Huh? What's that.  There's no more. Thanks, hon.
come on, damn it. don't get so defensive. it could be stuck in your hair, you know.	Look, there aren't...  There aren't but...
god, i'm telling you, they're out!	Come on, damn it. Don't get so defensive. It could be stuck in your hair, you know.
there's more! there's a couple stuck in there. i know there's more.	God, I'm telling you, they're out!
i think that's it.	There's more! There's a couple stuck in there. I know there's more.
there's more!	I think that's it.
excuse me, but i folded these things beautifully and i would appreciate a little respect. jesus christ!	Don't look at me, pal. I gotta live with her.
'cause it clogs up your heart.	What a smart kid you are!  Okay, eat.
why?	'Cause it clogs up your heart.
yeah.	Why?
you know why, right?	Yeah.
mm-hm.	You know why, right?
two.	Two?
how many of these you gonna eat, huh?	Two.
no, no, no, no!	Take him out! Take this motherfucker out!
no more fuckin' dirty work!	No, no, no, no!
frankie! frankie, you piece of shit!	Fuck you, you motherfuck!
no more! you see? watch!	Frankie! Frankie, you piece of shit!
frankie!	No more! You see? Watch!
take it easy. what could you do? i mean, she threw herself at you, right?	I'm in a bad fuckin' spot here. You know that? Bad fuckin' spot.
i fucked up, frankie. i fucked up good this time. should have never started with this fuckin' broad.	Take it easy. What could you do? I mean, she threw herself at you, right?
you're gonna fuckin' kill her. take it easy.	Get her the fuck out of here. Get her out of here.
why'd i get involved with this fuckin' nut in the first place? get out!	You're gonna fuckin' kill her. Take it easy.
take it easy!	Why'd I get involved with this fuckin' nut in the first place? Get out!
get out. get out! get out!	Take it easy!
whoa. calm down.	Get out. Get out! Get out!
calm down, calm down. shh!	Shh.  Hide her car in the back!
dominick said they're in the motel?	Yeah, either that or in the fuckin' bank. I don't know. They're all over the joint.
don't know.	Dominick said they're in the motel?
did i say to do anything yet? i said i'm not sure... i'll let you know. i want to think about it. where're these pricks at?	Don't know.
yeah, just let me know. but you gotta be ready. you know what i'm talkin' about?	Did I say to do anything yet? I said I'm not sure... I'll let you know. I want to think about it. Where're these pricks at?
and you make it disappear, you know what i mean?	Yeah, just let me know. But you gotta be ready. You know what I'm talkin' about?
yeah.	And you make it disappear, you know what I mean?
and when i'm ready, i'll say the words, 'go see the jew.'	Yeah.
they'll do it.	And when I'm ready, I'll say the words, 'Go see the Jew.'
yeah, but i'm not sure yet.	They'll do it.
angelo and buster.	Yeah, but I'm not sure yet.
you know what i want you to do? get a couple of guys to dig a hole in the desert, then let 'em show you where it's at.	Angelo and Buster.
oh, he ain't nobody.	You know what I want you to do? Get a couple of guys to dig a hole in the desert, then let 'em show you where it's at.
who's this guy? who's this guy?	Oh, he ain't nobody.
what?	Who's this guy? Who's this guy?
well, now, sure they're askin'. they earn with the prick. i got a funny feelin' he's gonna start a fuckin' war or somethin'.  i'm not sure yet, you know. but i w- you know, but you know what i want you to do?	What?
yeah, but they keep askin' about it.	Well, now, sure they're askin'. They earn with the prick. I got a funny feelin' he's gonna start a fuckin' war or somethin'.  I'm not sure yet, you know. But I w- You know, but you know what I want you to do?
i don't trust him anymore. but they'd never okay anything, you know?	Yeah, but they keep askin' about it.
i know. i know.	I don't trust him anymore. But they'd never okay anything, you know?
yeah, what's to stop him?	I know. I know.
nah. you would've heard somethin'.	Yeah, what's to stop him?
you think he's goin' home, makin' a beef behind my back?	Nah. You would've heard somethin'.
i told him i didn't know nothin'. but jiggs and, uh, tony gorilla said if you did anything, you're fucked up.	You think he's goin' home, makin' a beef behind my back?
yeah, what'd you tell him?	I told him I didn't know nothin'. But Jiggs and, uh, Tony Gorilla said if you did anything, you're fucked up.
he asked me again about you and the jew's wife.	Yeah, what'd you tell him?
walk, walk, walk. what'd you say?	He asked me again about you and the Jew's wife.
he asked me again about you and the jew's wife.	Walk, walk, walk. What'd you say?
you must have drunk too much.	Go fuck yourself.
let's get out of here.	What? Get out of here? I got a marker comin'.
sue me, you jew fuck!	Let's get out of here.
he's here.	You should pay as fast as you collect, you know.
they're havin' a good time too.	So are we.
fuckin' jews stick together, don't they?	They're havin' a good time too.
mm.	Fuckin' Jews stick together, don't they?
it's up to you.	They want a fuckin' war, I'm ready.
i do all the work. somebody don't like it, fuck him.	It's up to you.
let 'em complain. i'm the one who's here.	I do all the work. Somebody don't like it, fuck him.
yeah, but they're complaining.	Let 'em complain. I'm the one who's here.
but, hey, what do they care, as long as i keep sendin' money back.	Yeah, but they're complaining.
...bosses. i mean, they're smokin' their di nobilis and they're eatin' a trippa [italian-american slang for 'tripe'.] and fuckin' suffritt', you know, fried pigs guts? while, if i wanna talk private, i gotta go to a fuckin' bus stop.	But, hey, what do they care, as long as I keep sendin' money back.
yeah, thanks a lot.	But he never talked.
fine. everything's goin' good.	...to a tee. Like the time Tony Dogs...
i mean, the cops knew, but they didn't give a fuck. i mean, you know, they all worked it out together.	Nicky sends his warmest regards.
...remo and the guys used to hang out and count their millions.	Remo.
this is nick.	Pleasure.
stacy.	This is Nick.
and this is stacy.	Stacy.
hey. this is shelly.	Hey, Shelly.
you walk past me?	Hey. This is Shelly.
i took care of everybody.	Yeah?
give all the guys in your crew a piece of that?	I took care of everybody.
she asleep?	Every night, on the couch.
i actually turned my bedroom into a bank vault where i kept the choice stuff.	She asleep?
whenever we got local merch, we'd usually send it to palm spring or arizona... la. i had a couple of sand niggers out there. you know, arabs.	What, are you gonna have a fuckin' meeting here, or are you gonna buy some diamonds?
what's takin' so long over there?	This peter's a motherfucker.
sometimes i used to go along on a heist just for the fun of it. but i didn't like the people i was rippin' off lookin' at me, so i used to turn their fuckin' pictures around.	What's takin' so long over there?
get up.	You go over there right now and you apologize. You better hope he lets you back in.
come here, come here.	Get up.
get up.	Come here, come here.
...you big fuckin' hick, you. come here. come here. get him up. come here.	Get up.
smarten up.	You jag-off.
you call this guy and tell him i'm comin'?	Of course.
ace saw vegas one way.	You call this guy and tell him I'm comin'?
whoa, whoa, whoa.	Hold it, hold it. Here.
well, how come i laid nine?	'Cause you're a jag-off. I would have fuckin' made you lay ten...
kill me, you fuck, kill me.	Kill you,  You motherfucker you!  Frankie, do him a fuckin' favor.
charlie m? you make me pop your fuckin' eye out of your head to protect that piece of shit? charlie m? you dumb motherfucker!	Kill me, you fuck, kill me.
charlie m.	Charlie M? You make me pop your fuckin' eye out of your head to protect that piece of shit? Charlie M? You dumb motherfucker!
charlie m?	Charlie M.
ch-charlie m!	Charlie M?
oh, god! give me the fuckin' name!	Ch-Charlie M!
fuck you!	This motherfucker, do you believe this? Two fuckin' days and nights!  Fuck me?
listen to me, anthony. i got your head in a fuckin' vise. i'm gonna squash your fuckin' head like a grapefruit if you don't give me a name. don't make me have to do this, please. come on. don't make me be a bad guy. come on.	Fuck you!
my fuckin' head.	Your fuckin' head, huh? Don't fuck around, Tony.
yeah, i know, that's why you had it ready. you thought i was fuckin' layin' it?!	My fuckin' head.
i'm sorry, nicky. i didn't mean anything by it.	Yeah, I know, that's why you had it ready. You thought I was fuckin' layin' it?!
maybe if i stick your fuckin' face through this window over here like, you know, you'll - you'll get unconfused. give me the fuckin' money!	I'm sorry, Nicky. I didn't mean anything by it.
yeah.	Maybe if I stick your fuckin' face through this window over here like, you know, you'll - you'll get unconfused. Give me the fuckin' money!
you're a little confused?	Yeah.
well, i'm a little confused here.	You're a little confused?
i'm positive.	Well, I'm a little confused here.
you sure?	I'm positive.
i was layin'? no, no, i'm taking it. i was takin' it.	You sure?
what thing? oh, nicky... i thought you was layin'.	I was layin'? No, no, I'm taking it. I was takin' it.
all right, yeah. you got that thing for me?	What thing? Oh, Nicky... I thought you was layin'.
how you doin'?	All right, yeah. You got that thing for me?
how you doin'?	How you doin'?
hey.	How you doin'?
tony.	Hey.
do i hear a motion seconded?	Mr. Chairman -
denying?	Do I hear a motion seconded?
...this, uh, this commission is prepared to act on a motion denying the rothstein application.	Denying?
no, i want to have this marked, mr. -	...this, uh, this Commission is prepared to act on a motion denying the Rothstein application.
pardon me, counselor. before you continue...	No, I want to have this marked, Mr. -
...done right, you gotta do it yourself.	Then do it the way you want.
...everything's comin' out of my pocket. i gotta pay for all these trips back and forth, back and forth.	You are right. What can I...
you'll get a heart attack like that.	You know, I - I'm too upset right now. And - An end has to be put to this.
all right, all right. but i - i -	You'll get a heart attack like that.
take it easy, though.	All right, all right. But I - I -
i can't take this no more. back and forth, back and forth.	Take it easy, though.
i know it, i know it.	I can't take this no more. Back and forth, back and forth.
you know - you know - you know what they're doin' to me?	I know it, I know it.
i know, but that's enough.	You know - You know - You know what they're doin' to me?
mom, i'm sorry, they're beatin' me left and right.  ma, i'm sorry. i'm all upset.	I know, but that's enough.
all right, take it easy now, take it easy.	Mom, I'm sorry, they're beatin' me left and right.  Ma, I'm sorry. I'm all upset.
...behind my head. they trust that scumbag, i don't. right now, the way i feel, i'll hit the two of them in the head with a fuckin' shovel.	All right, take it easy now, take it easy.
i've never trusted him. and you know i got eyes...	...behind my head. They trust that scumbag, I don't. Right now, the way I feel, I'll hit the two of them in the head with a fuckin' shovel.
that's enough.	I'm sorry.
i didn't curse. i said 'frickin' head'.	That's enough.
again!	I didn't curse. I said 'frickin' head'.
nance gives me trouble and i'll tell him... screw around with those suitcases and i'll take the eyes out of his frickin' head.	Again!
there's a lot of people here.	Nance gives me trouble and I'll tell him... screw around with those suitcases and I'll take the eyes out of his frickin' head.
i'm sorry.	There's a lot of people here.
since when do you talk like that?	I'm sorry.
receipts and bills and... everything's here.	Since when do you talk like that?
what's the matter with you?	Receipts and bills and... everything's here.
oh, sorry -	What's the matter with you?
hey! oh!	Oh, sorry -
you'll want to count the money in privacy. you know, you don't need...	Uh, I have a plane to catch to Cleveland...  Can I get my winnings?
yes, uh...	You'll want to count the money in privacy. You know, you don't need...
having a good time?	Yes, uh...
hi.	Having a good time?
yeah.	Why don't I take him over to the office and verify it, huh?
hiya. that's a lot of money to be counting out in public.	Yeah.
yew'll be ovah in the naxt tehn minutes...	Adonis, be polite. She's a friend.
i'm not going to worry about it. we are quite beyond the computer disc. everything will be over within the next hour or so.	Yew'll be ovah in the naxt tehn minutes...
works for me.	I don't know about you, guys, but I'm getting a little buzz off this.
have we reached the epi-center?	Ayy!  Some cat's blocking the periscope.  Somebody, give it a swat...
oh man, not the sewer, i just had this cape cleaned...	It's okay. Let her go.
i still have to call my agent--my techno-single just made the hot 100...what's with the phone?	You have to dial nine first.
do i have to remind everyone that in two days, we'll all be dead. the cult of good will be a memory. i don't want to hear about lawsuits or cereals. we have a secret mission...	I still have to call my agent--my techno-single just made the hot 100...what's with the phone?
the crowd bought it.	Crowd always buys it. What do we got?
hey, hot stuff. you're still on the clock...	Sorry, sir. The Cult is my life and my life is the Cult. By God, Captain God, I shall not fail you..
you know, nobody likes you...	Yeah, all those women who went feline this afternoon...They're so ashamed now..
ah, cats. now and forever.	Be verwy, verwy, quiet; I'm hunting Catwomen.
i thought we were going to take it easy until the mission...	This looks promising...
cactus, i can't believe you just said all that...	Oops--my face must match my cape. And to think we were going to let you go...
i thought you said you weren't a very good liar.	I lied.
in many ways, that obnoxious creep cactus was the worst one of all. he got off on giving out pain...	We'll hunt him down together...
you're serious?  you'd help me...	In many ways, that obnoxious creep Cactus was the worst one of all. He got off on giving out pain...
it would be honor, brock. now let's go get this guy...	You're serious?  You'd help me...
this ring belonged to my sister. i'd love for you to...	It would be honor, Brock. Now let's go get this guy...
somewhere very far away, very quiet, and very...  this is all wonderful, selina, but...but i'm afraid i can not rest until all my sister's killers are brought to justice...that one-armed monster..	This ring belonged to my sister. I'd love for you to...
oh now, you put up a good fight. let's change the subject. where do people who live in oasisburg go to get away from it all?	Somewhere very far away, very quiet, and very...  This is all wonderful, Selina, but...But I'm afraid I can not rest until all my sister's killers are brought to justice...That one-armed monster..
quite a pair we make. thank you, jeff.	A couple that battles the forces of evil together is a couple that stays together.  Thank you, Jeff.
no-o. you know, questions like that don't help your cause--	I still can't get over it. I still can't believe you're Catwoman..
hmm. not bad.	You're telling the truth. I can tell..How did this..
tonight, somewhere in the city, innocent people will die--but then one of you knows that; for one of you is a vicious pirate-terrorist posing as the beloved superhero captain god.	What did you say?  Selina, sit down, the entire city is going crazy...You have to just calm down...
exactly. i don't know what i'd do without you.	Uh Brock, today you are without me...
at some sanctimonious celebration of condescension. nothing like appeasing half the population with a two hour luncheon.	Exactly. I don't know what I'd do without you.
fine. you're angry. don't be. the important thing is we're together now..	At some sanctimonious celebration of condescension. Nothing like appeasing half the population with a two hour luncheon.
i got home fine. how's the "warehouse."	Fine. You're angry. Don't be. The important thing is we're together now..
selina, did you make it home, all right?  i tried calling, but your mother said that there was "no extension in the hut." whatever that means..	I got home fine. How's the "warehouse."
are you sure?	I'm sure.
your warehouse?  go on ahead--to your "warehouse." i'll be okay...	Are you sure?
this is insane. let the heroes handle it.  i'd better get you home...i should check on my warehouse to make sure it hasn't been hit...	Your warehouse?  Go on ahead--to your "warehouse." I'll be okay...
well, it's just that i would think that the woman who is the real, non- imitation catwoman would be pretty angry at some little amateur minx stealing the whole whip idea. really angry.	This is insane. Let the heroes handle it.  I'd better get you home...I should check on my warehouse to make sure it hasn't been hit...
what's the matter?  what are you saying?	Well, it's just that I would think that the woman who is the real, non- imitation Catwoman would be pretty angry at some little amateur minx stealing the whole whip idea. Really angry.
a whip?  now that's going too far!  some of these women have no shame!	What's the matter?  What are you saying?
no it's not.	A whip?  Now that's going too far!  Some of these women have no shame!
what little boy doesn't...  my god...it's, it's...catwoman.	No it's not.
i'm sorry i went off like that, i get passionate. i--i guess i'm a passionate person. one of those things i had forgotten.  when you were a little boy did you want to grow up to be a superhero?	What little boy doesn't...  My God...it's, it's...Catwoman.
so, did you see "seinfeld" last week? that kramer-guy really makes me laugh.	I'm sorry I went off like that, I get passionate. I--I guess I'm a passionate person. One of those things I had forgotten.  When you were a little boy did you want to grow up to be a superhero?
stop. we are not having a "duality" conversation. "ooh, he has a secret side.  ooh, she has a dark side." please.  duality is a joke. you get one, do you understand me?  you get one life. one shot. i'm so tired of women saying "i have an inner strength" or "deep down, i'm really ambitious." "one day i'll design my own line of clothing and write children's stories, if i can only remember to return the videos i rented last night." if you are something, then you better be out there doing something.  you need to be the same bold thing in the day that you are at night--with maybe a slight clothing change. there is no gray area. the truth is not somewhere in between. there are two sides to every personality, all right--the reality...and the lie. we are not having a "duality" conversation.	So, did you see "Seinfeld" last week? That Kramer-guy really makes me laugh.
i despise these kind of winds. sorry, i guess i'm a little on edge. seems this catwoman has everyone, men and women, on edge. don't you feel catwoman says something about the duality of all men and women...	Stop. We are not having a "duality" conversation. "Ooh, he has a secret side.  Ooh, she has a dark side." Please.  Duality is a joke. You get one, do you understand me?  You get one life. One shot. I'm so tired of women saying "I have an inner strength" or "Deep down, I'm really ambitious." "One day I'll design my own line of clothing and write children's stories, if I can only remember to return the videos I rented last night." If you are something, then you better be out there doing something.  You need to be the same bold thing in the day that you are at night--with maybe a slight clothing change. There is no gray area. The truth is not somewhere in between. There are two sides to every personality, all right--the reality...and the lie. We are not having a "duality" conversation.
you're very special. selina, i'm not a very good liar. i feel very strongly about you...forgive me use of architecture metaphors, but i instantly know a good foundation when i see one..	I despise these kind of winds. Sorry, I guess I'm a little on edge. Seems this Catwoman has everyone, men and women, on edge. Don't you feel Catwoman says something about the duality of all men and women...
i checked out your stuff at the library.  awesome work, really. why would someone like you want to go out with a...with a..what exactly am i, again?	You're very special. Selina, I'm not a very good liar. I feel very strongly about you...forgive me use of architecture metaphors, but I instantly know a good foundation when I see one..
hey, hey, the client comes first. you think i want my future children to know their daddy created frank's fun palace?	I checked out your stuff at the library.  Awesome work, really. Why would someone like you want to go out with a...with a..what exactly am I, again?
oh, it's superb--i mean if you like that fascist nightmare kind of thing...	Hey, hey, the client comes first. You think I want my future children to know their Daddy created Frank's Fun Palace?
what did you think?	Oh, it's superb--I mean if you like that fascist nightmare kind of thing...
you designed gotham plaza?  the big silver guys pulling on those big silver things...	What did you think?
there's a nice cafe down the street...unless you're afraid of this catwoman prowling around. we can always dine at the mansion, if..	I'm not afraid. Are you?
but of course you are. dinner at eight.  wouldn't miss it.	There's a nice cafe down the street...unless you're afraid of this Catwoman prowling around. We can always dine at the mansion, if..
kincaid got a little frisky last night...so, meet here at eight and go from there?  by the way, i'm brock leviathan.	But of course you are. Dinner at Eight.  Wouldn't miss it.
how heroic of you...	Kincaid got a little frisky last night...So, meet here at eight and go from there?  By the way, I'm Brock Leviathan.
i was wondering, if you're not doing anything tonight...would you like to go to dinner? i know; a tame suggestion considering the wide variety of miniature golf possibilities available to the oasisburg citizen--but nevertheless, would you?	How heroic of you...
you're probably right.	I was wondering, if you're not doing anything tonight...Would you like to go to dinner? I know; a tame suggestion considering the wide variety of miniature golf possibilities available to the Oasisburg citizen--but nevertheless, would you?
i'll bet the butler's name wasn't "jeff."	You're probably right.
nothing, just a jolt of deja-vu. i think i went out with a guy with a dignified british butler--can't remember how it turned out..	I'll bet the butler's name wasn't "Jeff."
what's the matter...	Nothing, just a jolt of deja-vu. I think I went out with a guy with a dignified British butler--can't remember how it turned out..
strange--you seemed so close. i wonder what's happened since yesterday..	I wonder..
ouch. i hope you're not offended by aggressively curious men.	I don't know. I can't remember.
guilty. i am.	Ouch. I hope you're not offended by aggressively curious men.
you say that like an amnesia victim.	Guilty. I am.
i'll bet. funny, for some reason, i don't think dogs are supposed to like me.	You say that like an amnesia victim.
no, in art. i try not bring up women around kincaid. it's a sore spot between us. long story..	I'll bet. Funny, for some reason, I don't think dogs are supposed to like me.
in women?	No, in art. I try not bring up women around Kincaid. It's a sore spot between us. Long story..
he likes you. kincaid and i have always had similar tastes...	In women?
i guess we did. when you were a little boy, did you want to be a superhero?	What little boy doesn't?
but then we knew that all along, didn't we...	I guess we did. When you were a little boy, did you want to be a superhero?
i've been looking for you.  selina kyle was right. one of us is a psychotic crusader.	But then we knew that all along, didn't we...
i've been looking for you.	I've been looking for you.  Selina Kyle was right. One of us is a psychotic crusader.
i can. that's not an admission of guilt,  it's just..i knew you had it in you...	It may be time to get the police involved...
quiet, blender boy. i told you from the beginning, selina, i'm not a very good liar. i am not captain god, or whatever else he may be calling himself this month, but when i find out who is--the man will pay.  my sister died in that museum attack. you can check the atlanta obituaries. i've tracked these monsters from city to city, waiting for a time to exact my revenge. why else would i come to oasisburg and create the most obnoxious casino in the world?	Did you ever think that maybe neither of us is Captain God?
we're waiting.	Quiet, Blender Boy. I told you from the beginning, Selina, I'm not a very good liar. I am not Captain God, or whatever else he may be calling himself this month, but when I find out who is--The Man will pay.  My sister died in that Museum attack. You can check the Atlanta obituaries. I've tracked these monsters from city to city, waiting for a time to exact my revenge. Why else would I come to Oasisburg and create the most obnoxious casino in the world?
you're right, i wasn't looking to fall in love with a casino worker. i'd given up trying to find anyone. but there was a fire in your eyes that cut right through the air conditioning and through the coldness of my heart.	Your uniform, that first time I saw you, was a ghastly cage I vowed to unlock in order to..
you're kidding.	But it's true!  You can call him yourself.
selina, are you okay?	Yes, did you call us here for any particular reason?
i better go report this in...	Oh, you don't have to explain to me where you're going...
i suppose she does.	I better go report this in...
she has reason to be suspicious..doesn't she?	I suppose she does.
a bit on the suspicious side, don't you think?	She has reason to be suspicious..Doesn't she?
she has a real spirit.	A bit on the suspicious side, don't you think?
selina kyle...lovely person.	She has a real spirit.
they do take their time. so..selina kyle...	Selina Kyle...lovely person.
women, huh?	They do take their time. So..Selina Kyle...
oh, how long have you had your own route?	Can I just say what a classy touch the neon urinals are, Mr. Architect?  I just love risking electrocution every time I..
there you are darling...have we met, lewis lane, oasisburg times.	Oh, how long have you had your own route?
catwomen. lots of them!	Oh come on, Cactus, be a man!  The blimp is still on schedule, right?
wha-at?	Catwomen. Lots of them!
god, can you hear me!	Wha-at?
boss, we better roll if we're going to hit this place, blow it up, and make that flight..	Just hold on!  I'm not done. There are two kinds of men in the world, Selina. In Category A, you have Me. In Category B is everyone who wants to be in Category A, but are too afraid, too weak..!
don't you feel so much better now that you know everything?  blink once for yes, twice for..	Boss, we better roll if we're going to hit this place, blow it up, and make that flight..
hey, speaking of wrong place, wrong time.  lewis lane to the rescue!	Priceless...We have a showdown in this alley, right?
you've lost all motor functions. the poison will kill you in ten minutes.	Hey, speaking of Wrong Place, Wrong Time.  Lewis Lane to the rescue!
the "skylight?" fool!  it's too high for anybody to climb out the damn skylight...	What about "climbing in?"
even the skylight?	The "skylight?" Fool!  It's too high for anybody to climb out the damn skylight...
don't you realize there's nothing you can do, anyway!  nine minutes and it's all over!  the fun palace is a tomb. no one can get out. and choke on this furball: all doors and windows are blocked, locked, and electrified!  even the glass around the bomb is rigged.	Even the skylight?
well then, let's agree to disagree...now how about a picture for my scrapbook?	Don't you realize there's nothing you can do, anyway!  Nine minutes and it's all over!  The Fun Palace is a tomb. No one can get out. And choke on this furball: all doors and windows are blocked, locked, and electrified!  Even the glass around the bomb is rigged.
you might be right, but fun is overrated.  i need something real.	Well then, let's agree to disagree...Now how about a picture for my scrapbook?
will you please stop fighting?  just let those people die so we can get on with our new lives together!  trust me, one day we'll look back on this day and laugh. you got to admit, it's a lot more fun to be the villain.	You might be right, but Fun is overrated.  I need something real.
i know, i know, a warrior. you're very annoying..now tell me how to defuse the bomb you've set..	Will you please stop fighting?  Just let those people die so we can get on with our new lives together!  Trust me, one day we'll look back on this day and laugh. You got to admit, it's a lot more fun to be the villain.
you were right all along--the two parts to a person are the reality and the lie.  i was making good money as a top architect--but that's not who i am. i'm not an architect, i'm a..	I know, I know, a Warrior. You're very annoying..Now tell me how to defuse the bomb you've set..
pass!	You were right all along--the two parts to a person are the reality and the lie.  I was making good money as a top architect--but that's not who I am. I'm not an architect, I'm a..
i've been thinking. i've been thinking about us. i'm sorry i've been so hard no you these past couple days. i realize now it's because you're the only woman who ever understood me and i couldn't handle it!  i've never revealed myself to anyone the way i have to you. let's blow this town together.  we'll run a bed-and-breakfast in vermont by day, and by night, we'll dress up and kill anything that...	Pass!
oh honey, it's so much better when we do it without the helmet.	I've been thinking. I've been thinking about us. I'm sorry I've been so hard no you these past couple days. I realize now it's because you're the only woman who ever understood me and I couldn't handle it!  I've never revealed myself to anyone the way I have to you. Let's blow this town together.  We'll run a bed-and-breakfast in Vermont by day, and by night, we'll dress up and kill anything that...
my dog!	Oh Honey, it's so much better when we do it without the helmet.
at this point, a nap. oh by the way, i killed your butler and your dog..	My dog!
what do you want from me?	At this point, a nap. Oh by the way, I killed your butler and your dog..
winning.	What do you want from me?
i thought cats were supposed to have nine lives, not thirty one!  what do you think you're doing?	Winning.
cactus, sometimes you don't deserve to wear our logo.	Touchy. Look everybody, it's Casper, the friendly crimefighter...
yeah, this is better than rape.	Cactus, sometimes you don't deserve to wear our logo.
not now, mammoth. adonis is right. we've had a good run here--the protection kickbacks from the crime syndicates, the merchandising scams-- tomorrow night we have a big, violent, complicated and lucrative mission to pull off. we chould be resting up.	Resting Up?  Sorry Spooky, I've got to go with God on this one. I hate to think we're just in this for the money.  Garfield's girlfriend crossed a line last night and she's got to get spayed. We're going out of Oasisburg on a win.
what's the catch?	Ooh, I've read about this philly. She's the one who gave that wimp Batman all those migraines up in Gotham...
"dat's gotta hurt!"	He didn't remember to roll up his window...
the shopkeeper on 13th street won't drop the lawsuit--he still claims one of the lasers we fired at the jenkins gang burned down his store..	I hate innocent bystanders.  Whine, whine, whine. Will he settle?
my, the perpetrator seems to be a bit on the "wild" side..	I'll put that in the report--after you shoot her.
car wash, captain?	Absolutely.
quite a little performance you gave in the casino today--for me and that other guy. come on down, let's chat..	I got her...
ah, did you hear that?  spooky loved you...	Yeah...pretty gross. Hurry, we've got work to do.
sorry man, i didn't mean that personally...	I know how you feel, humiliated in the hands of a woman. I'd rather eat my soul on a paper plate...
what did you say?	Sorry man, I didn't mean that personally...
god-damn..	What did you say?
i don't know, boss, you saw what the big guy did to the last kitty we gave him.	How could I forget. Mammoth--go pet the kitty.
right time. that was kind of fun. she had spunk.	Why am I still troubled...
boss-man, what were you going on about last night: "i am the law and i am the danish..."	I don't know what I was saying. I totally phoned it in last night. I haven't been getting a lot of sleep lately...
that is not a man, captain god. that is vomit accidentally born with two legs.	Well. I stand corrected.
cactus--shooting a man in the back is not very noble.	That is not a man, Captain God. That is Vomit accidentally born with two legs.
what a "drag."	"Well done," Cactus.
i loved you.	I know.
of course it matters!  it throws off everything!  "superhero" is manhood's highest achievement. manhood!  your dirty little secret has diseased us to the core. you were my buddy, my comrade-- women aren't buddies, women aren't warriors!  you tried to turn the cult of good into some after-work softball team!  it's time to get thrown from the treehouse...	I loved you.
why are you--i fought for you with honor.  why should it matter if i'm a man or a woman, as long as i'm a good warrior.	Of course it matters!  It throws off everything!  "Superhero" is manhood's highest achievement. Manhood!  Your dirty little secret has diseased us to the core. You were my buddy, my comrade-- women aren't buddies, women aren't warriors!  You tried to turn the Cult of Good into some after-work softball team!  It's time to get thrown from the treehouse...
just like a woman. you want out. you're out.	Why are you--I fought for you with honor.  Why should it matter if I'm a man or a woman, as long as I'm a good warrior.
i want out of tonight's mission. i can't do it anymore, captain. i can't let innocent people die to prove our superiority..i can't.	Just like a woman. You want out. You're out.
i hate it when you get like this. this catwoman is becoming an obsession. i say we call it a night. tomorrow is a big day for us...	What's the matter with you, Spooky, my most trusted comrade?  We are warriors!  These are the challenges we live for!
the tranquilizer tranquility will hold for about an hour..where is she? these women are out here on a lark-- ladies night at a discotheque.  it's not in their blood the way it is for catwoman...where is she?	I hate it when you get like this. This Catwoman is becoming an obsession. I say we call it a night. Tomorrow is a big day for us...
you like them, don't you, boss.	Oh, I like her. I like her a lot. I want to save this one for later. Something that tasty you don't eat all at once. Go back to your alter- egos, we'll regroup in the morning.
well, you don't see that everyday. somebody tell me what's the deal with frida kahlo here?	Just a homeless woman. Wrong place.
well, we spent enough time building the damn thing, might as well use it.	A bit sadistic, don't you think, Captain...?
oh, i wish they wouldn't feed him like that.	Now he'll be up all night...
ah, the good guys always triumph in the end. it's what allows our children to sleep at night.	You can't get away with..
i'm supposed to be taking personality tips from you three?  you people were once heroes. you had ideals.  you fought for things.  spooky told me so...	Do you have any idea how much superheroes get paid?  Zilcho. Urban vigilantes with secret identities operating outside the law. Not exactly the stuff of a W-2 form.  If it wasn't for merchandising and corruption and these diabolical "missions"...There is no such thing as heroes and villains, anymore, Selina.  There are only winners and losers. You lost. We won.
how can you say things with such feeling and then turn around and put on a helmet and...who are you?  were you sitting on my right or my left at the card table?  tell me!  please tell me who you are; you own me that!	I know, I should probably tell you, but I just don't feel like it. To be honest, I'm really angry at you. I admired you so much more when you were purely wicked. I mean, look at you now, running around trying to "get to the bottom" of things. Trying to "save the city." It's true we're about to do a very nasty deed, but really, what's it to you?  Since when do you care what happens to a bunch of pathetic Oasiburgians? You're just not yourself, anymore.
you think so?...selina?	You've seen me...
i still have one left...	You think so?...Selina?
yes. i am the reporter or the architect.  you've been through so much..it looks like you've used up all nine of your lives...	I still have one left...
oh please, sir, one more. are you the reporter or the architect?	Yes. I am the reporter or the architect.  You've been through so much..It looks like you've used up all nine of your lives...
my, those little ears pick up a lot. the cult of good will die heroically preventing a world-class heist. since we will be the ones performing the heist, our deaths will obviously be fake. but have no fear. there will be many other deaths tomorrow...and those will be quite real. i'm afraid these questions of yours put you in a position not unlike a long-tailed tabby in room full of rocking chairs.	Oh please, sir, one more. Are you the reporter or the architect?
"a superhero's job is to protect.." sorry, i can't take you seriously...i overheard you say that tomorrow the cult of good will be dead--i should be so lucky--what did that mean?	My, those little ears pick up a lot. The Cult of Good will die heroically preventing a world-class heist. Since we will be the ones performing the heist, our deaths will obviously be fake. But have no fear. There will be many other deaths tomorrow...and those will be quite real. I'm afraid these questions of yours put you in a position not unlike a long-tailed tabby in room full of rocking chairs.
a superhero's job is to protect society.  don't blame me if society is a horrible, corrupt joke.	"A superhero's job is to protect.." Sorry, I can't take you seriously...I overheard you say that tomorrow the Cult of Good will be dead--I should be so lucky--what did that mean?
it's a lot more fun than fighting violence with pamphlets. that voicebox of yours is a hoot. say "i'm wearing no underwear"--it'll be funny..  you do know you're evil, don't you?	A superhero's job is to protect society.  Don't blame me if society is a horrible, corrupt joke.
hasn't anyone ever taught you that fighting violence with violence solves nothing.	It's a lot more fun than fighting violence with pamphlets. That voicebox of yours is a hoot. Say "I'm wearing no underwear"--it'll be funny..  You do know you're evil, don't you?
you're not a super-hero. you're not even a hero. you're a scary, sick, fake who made a big mistake. you killed someone very special to me..	And...your point?
you know, my name's not spooky. it's, it's rachel.	Hello, Rachel. I'm Selina.
"save the city?" i don't want to save the city, i want to move!  listen, i'm sure the computer disc is pretty fascinating and i can't thank you enough for the little weird gold thingie, but..	You know, my name's not Spooky. It's, it's Rachel.
the mission is happening tonight..it's up to you to...to save the city...	"Save the City?" I don't want to save the city, I want to move!  Listen, I'm sure the computer disc is pretty fascinating and I can't thank you enough for the little weird gold thingie, but..
oh no, not a computer disc. a computer disc?  oh man, come on, what do i look like?  i'm not a crime- fighter, i'm not a detective, what, i'm supposed to find some "clues" on this disc. i can't...	The Mission is happening tonight..It's up to you to...to save the City...
and i...i..want you to know our secrets..	Oh no, not a computer disc. A computer disc?  Oh man, come on, what do I look like?  I'm not a crime- fighter, I'm not a detective, what, I'm supposed to find some "clues" on this disc. I can't...
for when the..uh, yeah, thanks, a little gold piece of...gold. uh...	And I...I..want you to know our secrets..
for when the time comes..	For when the..Uh, yeah, thanks, a little gold piece of...gold. Uh...
men, huh?	For when the time comes..
i heard what you said, spooky. i can't believe he shot you...	Men, huh?
can't you understand--i got tired of being a woman. i wanted the respect that only a cape, boots, chestplate, and a mechanical spear can bring..	You're not strong. You're scared..scared that someone like me will see right through you. Whatever the Cult of Good was, it's not anymore... You don't have to listen to me, just listen to you..
i don't want to hurt you, catwoman. yet.  after tomorrow, you can do anything you want, but please, just stay out of sight for the next 24 hours. i won't stand by and watch my leader get all emotional over an animal like you. i warn you, don't tempt captain god when he is angry. let is complete our mission in peace.	Whatever you say...Sis.
hello, spooky.	I don't want to hurt you, Catwoman. Yet.  After tomorrow, you can do anything you want, but please, just stay out of sight for the next 24 hours. I won't stand by and watch my leader get all emotional over an animal like you. I warn you, don't tempt Captain God when he is angry. Let is complete our mission in peace.
spooky.	Spear.
what's the name of your child's best friend?	Ask me another one--
how did you know our nanny's name is...lucky guess!	What's the name of your child's best friend?
you mean, "consuela" is a good mother..	How did you know our nanny's name is...Lucky guess!
i'm a good mother!	You mean, "Consuela" is a good mother..
you career girls have no idea what we go through.	Did you just say "girls?"
you housewives have no idea what we go through!	You Career girls have no idea what we go through.
what if i were to say "your wife"-- as in does she know of your touching mentor-student relationship with the post-bicentennial babe working the roulette wheel?	Kelly, get to work on those new uniforms.  I'm not running a summer camp here..
what if i were to say "you're fired?"	What if I were to say "Your Wife"-- as in does she know of your touching mentor-student relationship with the post-Bicentennial babe working the roulette wheel?
oh frank, i'm not anti-male, i'm anti- you. believe me, there's a difference.  kelly is designing new uniforms for next week. pay her and thank her. and is it a rule that the hottest places on the planet have the coldest air conditioning.  there's something out there called 73 degrees, look into it.	What if I were to say "You're Fired?"
hey, you're anti-male.	Oh Frank, I'm not anti-male, I'm anti- you. Believe me, there's a difference.  Kelly is designing new uniforms for next week. Pay her and thank her. And is it a rule that the hottest places on the planet have the coldest air conditioning.  There's something out there called 73 degrees, look into it.
can i be frank, frank?  your entire existence is sexual harassment. i accept there's not much you can do about it.	Hey, you're anti-male.
oh, what?  i offer you a job in implied exchange for physical favors and suddenly it's "sexual harassment..."	Can I be frank, Frank?  Your entire existence is sexual harassment. I accept there's not much you can do about it.
stop.	Oh, what?  I offer you a job in implied exchange for physical favors and suddenly it's "sexual harassment..."
there you are, selina. i've been thinking..i have some.."positions" opening up..	Stop.
"pre-bicentennial babe?"	Yeah, as in born before..Ooh, I suppose it's "sexual harassment" to give a woman a compliment. Sheesh. Come on, gentleman...
you know, kyle, you're still pretty hot for a pre-bicentennial babe...	"Pre-bicentennial babe?"
you're late. i've got some good news and some good news. i'm giving you more hours and the new uniforms came in.	What's the good news?
we have to do something. what can we do to help, selina?	I'll let you know.
have you seen the oasisburg police? they drive golf carts with little red sirens.	We have to do something. What can we do to help, Selina?
you know, now that i hear myself tell it, i'm thinking maybe both of you are messing with me. what, you get the helmet monday through thursday, then brock takes it for the weekend...	Okay. Let's get serious. Of course I know the Cult of Good is not good. Ever since I saw what they did in Atlanta, it has been my mission to expose them. I've followed them to Oasisburg and soon will have enough hard evidence to bring them to real justice. That computer disc could be the final piece to the puzzle. This isn't just a story, Selina--another damn Pulitzer--this is my life.
not too cool...	Then there's you, Louis, sneaking through back alleys and surprise visiting me at my home..Both of you have been way too frisky from the get- go. I'm actually a pretty amazing person--funny, smart, attractive when I get my sleep--but you two had no way of knowing that-- when I met you both I was basically a morose, depressed amnesiac incapable of any human feeling. The only reason one of you wanted to go out with me is because you knew I was Catwoman.
lose the smile, mr. good reflexes. we were having a pretty okay time the other night--good food, good conversation--some catwomen show up and it's "you need cab fare?; i got to go to my hideout--oh, i'm sorry, i mean "warehouse."	Not too cool...
some reporter i am..all this time my story is right there in front..i have a lot of questions.	Fine, fine, at a later date, I'll be more than happy to talk about my perverse psychological complexities with the one who's not the creep. But for now, I'm drilling inside your brains...I bring up the whole Catwoman thing for one reason.  I bit Captain God in the hand and the next day you both show up equipped with big bandaids and wobbly excuses--  "My grandfather is inventing a new kind of blender.."
hey, architect--she's joking. right, selina?  selina?	I'm not through. This will come as a shock. Again, to one of you. I am Catwoman. The Catwoman.
you are...	Uh-huh..
you can't figure me out. you're the strange one..	You are...
i give up. i give up.--i can't figure you out. not gonna try.	You can't figure me out. You're the strange one..
you're scaring me, selina.  do it some more.	I give up. I give up.--I can't figure you out. Not gonna try.
go together?  sure, why not?  another date with someone who could be an insane messenger of death for all i know. no offense. hey, lean over, let me smell your breath..say in a deep voice, "a superhero's job is to protect..."	You're scaring me, Selina.  Do it some more.
i'm afraid last night was the last straw of our city's tourists. the mayor, in his finite wisdom, is throwing a "month of the woman" luncheon ball for the public this afternoon to try and calm everyone down. i thought maybe you and i could...	Go together?  Sure, why not?  Another date with someone who could be an insane messenger of death for all I know. No offense. Hey, lean over, let me smell your breath..Say in a deep voice, "A superhero's job is to protect..."
hey, i thought...	I'm afraid last night was the last straw of our city's tourists. The Mayor, in his finite wisdom, is throwing a "Month of the Woman" luncheon ball for the public this afternoon to try and calm everyone down. I thought maybe you and I could...
i was doing my job. at the risk of sounding egotistical, i didn't become the best reporter in the world sitting by the phone. i was chasing tail all night--i was not spying, intentionally, on your hot and heavy date with "brock leviathan, architect."  i can't believe he ordered white wine.  you do know white wine is not real wine...	Hey, I thought...
i said i saw you last night. what were you doing hiding in that alley, running off when the superhero alarm sounded...	I was doing my job. At the risk of sounding egotistical, I didn't become the best reporter in the world sitting by the phone. I was chasing tail all night--I was not spying, intentionally, on your hot and heavy date with "Brock Leviathan, architect."  I can't believe he ordered white wine.  You do know white wine is not real wine...
i'm having a hard time picking up your signal this morning--what did you say?	I said I saw you last night. What were you doing hiding in that alley, running off when the superhero alarm sounded...
like you don't know...	I'm having a hard time picking up your signal this morning--What did you say?
about the same. thanks for asking...damn blender.  okay, i can't stand it anymore, i'm dying to know--did you try on some whiskers last night and hit a 7-11 along with all those other women? you had to have thought about it--a catwoman for a night?	Like you don't know...
nothing. how's your hand?	About the same. Thanks for asking...Damn blender.  Okay, I can't stand it anymore, I'm dying to know--Did you try on some whiskers last night and hit a 7-11 along with all those other women? You had to have thought about it--a Catwoman for a night?
what?	Nothing. How's your hand?
did you try to kill...	What?
actually, yes.	Did you try to kill...
oh, do you turn around every time somebody just shouts at you?	Actually, yes.
yes, you shouted the words "captain god" at me for no reason...	Oh, do you turn around every time somebody just shouts at you?
you turned around!	Yes, you shouted the words "Captain God" at me for no reason...
what did--?	You turned around!
hey, captain god!	What did--?
i thought you'd like a ride to work.  you don't own a cat, do you?	Hey, Captain God!
next time, call...	I thought you'd like a ride to work.  You don't own a cat, do you?
well. i'd let you come in, but the place is a mess...	Next time, call...
no, of course not. you're listed. not the hut, exactly, but the rest of..	Well. I'd let you come in, but the place is a mess...
ah!  you scared me!  how did you know to come here!  have you been spying..	No, of course not. You're listed. Not the hut, exactly, but the rest of..
good morning.	Ah!  You scared me!  How did you know to come here!  Have you been spying..
i am. dinner with brock leviathan...	Ah!  Ah!--God no, don't tell me you're one of those women who are attracted to ruggedly handsome and brilliant architects..
i was wondering, if you're not doing anything tonight...	I am. Dinner with Brock Leviathan...
but of course you are.	I was wondering, if you're not doing anything tonight...
oh the hand--my grandfather is inventing a new kind of blender and..you know, i realize i've never officially introduced myself...i'm lewis lane.	But of course you are.
oh now this one is mine...	Oh the hand--my grandfather is inventing a new kind of blender and..You know, I realize I've never officially introduced myself...I'm Lewis Lane.
enough.	Oh now this one is mine...
how much?	Enough.
i actually got some memory back last night.	How much?
sorry, i get carried away. once i become interested in someone, i can't stop trying to figure them out...amnesia victims are challenging..	I actually got some memory back last night.
most articles focus on the first half of her name--describing some feline monster.  i want the woman of catwoman. after all, if it was a man dressed as a cat, the story would be on page 23--just another loony. oh, i want this one. i want her bad..	Sorry, I get carried away. Once I become interested in someone, I can't stop trying to figure them out...Amnesia victims are challenging..
yeah, she's okay.	Most articles focus on the first half of her name--describing some feline monster.  I want the woman of Catwoman. After all, if it was a man dressed as a cat, the story would be on page 23--just another loony. Oh, I want this one. I want her bad..
what is it with women and catwoman? men have the courtesy to punish the weak, but women love punishing the strong. don't get me wrong--this catwoman is a terrifying, subversive menace to everything this community stands for and she must be stopped. it's just, i like her a lot.	Yeah, she's okay.
i don't know what came over me.	What is it with women and Catwoman? Men have the courtesy to punish the weak, but women love punishing the strong. Don't get me wrong--this Catwoman is a terrifying, subversive menace to everything this community stands for and she must be stopped. It's just, I like her a lot.
a genuine woman of mystery in oasisburg.  amnesia. bulletholes in exposed stomach badly concealed with body make-up.  beautiful, intelligent eyes that have no business in "frank's fun palace" or anybody else's fun palace for that matter..	Uh. "Thanks?"
okay, deal.	"I'll go out with you." Now go get me these old newspapers...
what if i say i'll go out with you, so you can have all these great daydreams, but then never actually talk to you again?	Okay, deal.
it's seeing-eye dogs, ma'am. if i let the cat stay, will you go out with me?	What if I say I'll go out with you, so you can have all these great daydreams, but then never actually talk to you again?
but i'm blind.	It's seeing-eye dogs, ma'am. If I let the cat stay, will you go out with me?
i'm sorry, ma'am, there are no pets allowed in the library...	But I'm blind.
i don't know if i can do it alone.	Trust me, you won't have to.
do you always listen to what your mother says?  selina. something you choose your life. sometimes your life chooses you.  save the day..	I don't know if I can do it alone.
but i'm not a hero. i'm nobody's heroine..i'm nothing. you've said so yourself many times.	Do you always listen to what your mother says?  Selina. Something you choose your life. Sometimes your life chooses you.  Save the day..
yes, you do. you have to go rescue all those people...	But I'm not a hero. I'm nobody's heroine..I'm nothing. You've said so yourself many times.
mom, not now!  i, i don't know what to do..	Yes, you do. You have to go rescue all those people...
i hate it when you let your hair just hang like that...you have such pretty eyes...	Mom, not now!  I, I don't know what to do..
they're going to attack frank's fun palace!	I hate it when you let your hair just hang like that...you have such pretty eyes...
i never thanked you..the arrow..the motorcycle..the computer disc..you're so different from what i..and so the same.	Yes, I'm pretty amazing. You should see this...It came this evening.
what kind of name is "brock leviathan?"	I never thanked you..the arrow..the motorcycle..the computer disc..You're so different from what I..and so the same.
mom?  oh mom, i messed up...	What kind of name is "Brock Leviathan?"
where were you last night?  i didn't hear you come in.	It's because I didn't come in. I live in the Hut, now. I meant to tell you..See ya.
uh, it's just--that woman out there-- that horrible hag. she's the one who keeps following me on her creepy little scooter--and now she's built a hut in the back..why did you...	Because she asked me--and I couldn't very well turn her down. Don't you remember-- of course you don't remember--that "Hag" is the one who brought you to that hospital in Gotham City. For what it's worth-- currently not much--we owe her your life...When I think about a single woman in Gotham City--amnesia is probably the best thing that could happen to a girl like you...Oh, don't forget your visor.
don't sneak up on me...	Uh, it's just--that woman out there-- that horrible Hag. She's the one who keeps following me on her creepy little scooter--And now she's built a hut in the back..Why did you...
i'll take your abuse, but it's way too early for the sanctimonious cult of gag...	Oh, so now even the keepers of the city don't meet your standards...You're late.
it's funny, i've heard of giving up finding a man and raising a family to pursue a career. and i've heard of foregoing a career to start a family-- but i think you're onto something new, selina. "absolutely nothing"-- has a ring to it. i think it could catch on...how's that for sarcasm?	Pretty good...Mom, I don't want you to think I don't appreciate...letting me stay, getting me the job--I've been a mess. I'm still a mess. It's just...we have to start having a different conversation. I can't take..
maybe.	It's funny, I've heard of giving up finding a man and raising a family to pursue a career. And I've heard of foregoing a career to start a family-- but I think you're onto something new, Selina. "Absolutely nothing"-- Has a ring to it. I think it could catch on...How's that for sarcasm?
is every single thing out of your mouth since your "accident" have to be a monotone mumble of cheap sarcasm?	Maybe.
oh mommy, you're embarrassing me.	Is every single thing out of your mouth since your "accident" have to be a monotone mumble of cheap sarcasm?
oh, i forgot to tell you, you're on a diet...the fact you're still reasonably pretty is the one thing you got going for you.	Oh Mommy, you're embarrassing me.
a hearty breakfast is the start of a great morning...	Oh, I forgot to tell you, you're on a diet...The fact you're still reasonably pretty is the one thing you got going for you.
yes, mother. dear.	A hearty breakfast is the start of a great morning...
you're late.	Yes, Mother. Dear.
nice breasts.	Thanks.
you're the one. i thought i told you to stay hidden behind the couch, cat! you've torn the unit apart.  you've driven a great leader insane...	You going to talk all day?
i'm not sad, no, i owe the captain my life. it's just you think you want to help prevent crime, but you realize that's too complicated. it's a lot more fun to punish crime. then after a while, you don't care what's a crime and what's not, what you became a warrior for. you just want the kicks. the rush.	The kicks..the rush..you mean, like pulling heists..faking your own deaths..killing innocent bystanders...like Mexican angels.  I know you're a woman. Do you?
you seem sad, spooky.	I'm not sad, no, I owe the Captain my life. It's just you think you want to help prevent crime, but you realize that's too complicated. It's a lot more fun to punish crime. Then after a while, you don't care what's a crime and what's not, what you became a Warrior for. You just want the kicks. The rush.
we met on the internet. the captain put out a cryptic message calling for a new order of crimefighters. we don't even know each other's true identities...	You seem sad, Spooky.
what's it like being a superhero?  it must be frightfully exciting..how did you guys all get together?	We met on the Internet. The Captain put out a cryptic message calling for a new order of crimefighters. We don't even know each other's true identities...
oh pooh, come now. if you turn me down, i just might throw a fit..you know how us girls can be..	What's it like being a superhero?  It must be frightfully exciting..How did you guys all get together?
i'm sorry, miss, one of us needs to keep surveillance...	Oh pooh, come now. If you turn me down, I just might throw a fit..you know how us girls can be..
what's a powerful man like you standing all alone for?  dance with me?	I'm sorry, Miss, one of us needs to keep surveillance...
i don't see anybody in there but you.	I would appreciate a little space. Thank you.
i know.  but it's an emergency. somebody dying.  okay?	I don't see anybody in there but you.
this is one way.	I know.  But it's an emergency. Somebody dying.  Okay?
any place.	This is one way.
where do you think you're going?	Any place.
hey buddy!  can you let me pull over?  give me some space to pull over.	Where do you think you're going?
i know he's there!  he doesn't even have the balls to pick up the phone!	I won't let him.  He belongs to me now.  Bye, sweetie.
i'm sure he'll be heartbroken.	I know he's there!  He doesn't even have the balls to pick up the phone!
he ran out on me to be with you? well fuck him!  everything worked twice as good without him.  we didn't need him then and i don't need him now.	I'm sure he'll be heartbroken.
taking messages.	He ran out on me to be with you? Well fuck him!  Everything worked twice as good without him.  We didn't need him then and I don't need him now.
what are you doing on theo's line?	Taking messages.
don't you have children?	Matter of fact I did have a kid once.  But he's a lot better off with his father in Milwaukee.
i'm sorry for whatever's happened to you but we're definitely not the right people to do you any good.	Don't you have children?
was someone in an accident?	Do I hear a woman's voice?
i am not!  fuck you!  theo's a genius.	Any trouble, we whip out our Treasury Department badges -- show them the wire I'm wearing and read them their rights.  Theo seizes the Krugerands as evidence. Naturally they start negotiating. Offer to give us up somebody else. And we listen.  Take notes on who bought what stolen art and tell them we have to clear it with our superiors at Justice.  We pick up their passports -- escort them to their room and leave them all in the bathroom handcuffed to the plumbing.
oh.  seems yours girlfriend is casting doubts on your expertise.	I am not!  Fuck you!  Theo's a genius.
what if they do question the authenticity?	Oh.  Seems yours girlfriend is casting doubts on your expertise.
this is my conversation.  i'll say what i fucking please.	Wake up.  Make a right at Ocean Avenue.  The hotel's a few blocks up on the left.
have you got to tell her your life story?	This is my conversation.  I'll say what I fucking please.
be careful.  there were people in that crosswalk.	That's all we need.  Better let me drive.
you gotta just look the other way.	I'm sorry.  You'll do all right without me.  Keep my share.
then whose is it?	You gotta just look the other way.
i know you feel awful but it's not your responsibility.	Then whose is it?
he's right, theo.  she might not be around to back up your story. you could end up in the middle of this.	Look -- I've got the lives of maybe three innocent people hanging on the end of this line.
will you two cut it out?	This Mercedes of yours, what's it look like?
theo wants to talk again.	Did you have to tell her my name?
she can't!  it's busted.  now hand that on back!	Theo wants to talk again.
i'm not finished.  under other circumstances i'd gladly go out of my way.  i don't understand why you just don't phone some other person.	She can't!  It's busted.  Now hand that on back!
i know where it is.  give me that phone back.	I'm not finished.  Under other circumstances I'd gladly go out of my way.  I don't understand why you just don't phone some other person.
he's at it again.  like that night at the emerald.  this piece of euro-trash is slapping shit out of his little wife in a back booth -- so mr. good deed here has got to step in and pound the fucker's head into the wall.  meantime "wifey" recovers enough to pull off her high heel and nearly take our hero's eye out.  it took six stitches.	How was I in the wrong?
i'm trying to help somebody. okay?	He's at it again.  Like that night at the Emerald.  This piece of Euro-trash is slapping shit out of his little wife in a back booth -- so Mr. Good Deed here has got to step in and pound the fucker's head into the wall.  Meantime "Wifey" recovers enough to pull off her high heel and nearly take our hero's eye out.  It took six stitches.
me, he won't stay on the phone with for five fucking minutes without bitching.	I'm trying to help somebody. Okay?
say something ...	Me, he won't stay on the phone with for five fucking minutes without bitching.
i didn't hurt you.	You couldn't hurt me.  But it's the principle.
so what?  what could be important enough to put your hands on me?	I didn't hurt you.
you could've made me lose my call.	So what?  What could be important enough to put your hands on me?
what was that for?	You could've made me lose my call.
who's on the phone?	I'll explain later.  I'm sort of on hold.
we've already got an ambulance on the way.  don't try to get out.	I'm not staying in here with him puking all over the place.  Get this door open!
no reason to kill innocent bystanders.  shit.  i can't hardly move my neck.	We've already got an ambulance on the way.  Don't try to get out.
it was the fugitive in the chrysler that caused this.  we were trying to overtake him.	No reason to kill innocent bystanders.  Shit.  I can't hardly move my neck.
you could've killed us.	It was the fugitive in the Chrysler that caused this.  We were trying to overtake him.
are you guys all right?	You could've killed us.
i told you i should've cuffed him.	I want the gun emptied.  I want to see all six slugs tossed up here. And then I want out.  That's all. <u>OUT</u>!
which is why we had a lot more to worry about than the law.  these are people who don't worry about reading you your rights.	I'm the one they'd be looking for.
can you make him stop!	Mind letting me make the best of a rotten situation?
yeah, i suppose getting whacked has got to be one of your best ways to die.  particularly if you're not expecting it.  you don't know what hit you.	Can you make him stop!
how do we get back to the freeway?	Bear right till the fire road ends.  It's not far.
you missed.	Any time you decide to let me in on it.
or relieve me of it later.	Only I was sloppy.  I let you take me out.  That was quite a humiliation.
in case you crapped out it was my job to go after that briefcase.	Or relieve me of it later.
nels reporting in.  sit down where you are.  arms folded.	Yes sir.
you got it wrong.  i'm the one that's on your side.	You almost brain me and lock me in a fucking trunk and you're on my side?  You stupid fuck!
lady, don't let him do it!	You got it wrong.  I'm the one that's on your side.
what's this?	See for yourself, federal agent, U.S. Treasury.  On the job.
i'm going to level with you officer.	What's this?
let's have your license, mister.	I'm going to level with you officer.
why would i do that?	Let's have your license, mister.
what'd you do?  tail me from brentwood?	Why would I do that?
they'll wait.  meantime, raise the lid.	What'd you do?  Tail me from Brentwood?
i got to get going.  an agent is showing me a house up on broad beach in ten minutes.	They'll wait.  Meantime, raise the lid.
now that'd be a misdemeanor.	I got to get going.  An agent is showing me a house up on Broad Beach in ten minutes.
you never miss a trick.	I'll see that he stays calm.  Pack the money up and put it in the trunk.
put those away.  we can't have marks on his wrists.	You never miss a trick.
now turn around.  i'm going to cuff you.	Put those away.  We can't have marks on his wrists.
i prefer to have the sucker die at a more convenient location.  once nels arrives with his backpack full of goodies.	So Theo and Nels will appear to have whacked each other out and we never existed.  A thing of beauty. Jesus, the shit you come up with!
with all those holes nels pumped in i knew you wouldn't suffocate.	You can tell she was really worried about me.
it took you long enough to get my ass out.	With all those holes Nels pumped in I knew you wouldn't suffocate.
look, i've got a wife.  i don't care if either of you ever get caught.	What else did you expect him to say?  Do it, Theo -- or give me the gun.
he's seen both of us now.	Look, I've got a wife.  I don't care if either of you ever get caught.
okay, okay, lenore, calm down. either let me call the school or better yet, the f.b.i.	Sure -- and they record your voice.  And later on we all get slammed for kidnap and murder. That's out!
what do you keep making me out to be?	Okay, okay, Lenore, calm down. Either let me call the school or better yet, the F.B.I.
in any event, whatever occurs you do not belt anybody.	What do you keep making me out to be?
satisfied, wiseass?	In any event, whatever occurs you do not belt anybody.
got your badge?	Satisfied, Wiseass?
let's hope so.  once you come out and okay everything i'll give caitlin the sign that she can bring the painting on over.	It's rolled up in the tube on the floor back there.
i improved on the fucking original.	Let's hope so.  Once you come out and okay everything I'll give Caitlin the sign that she can bring the painting on over.
first off, this mr. chow yen doesn't speak a lot of english. the girl with him will interpret. there will be a third person to accompany you into the men's room where you can take count.  i hope you know krugerands better than they know a <u>hockney</u>.	I improved on the fucking original.
go ahead then.  i'm covering the receiver.  she can't hear.	First off, this Mr. Chow Yen doesn't speak a lot of English. The girl with him will interpret. There will be a third person to accompany you into the men's room where you can take count.  I hope you know Krugerands better than they know a <u>Hockney</u>.
we still gotta run the drill before we walk in that lobby.	Go ahead then.  I'm covering the receiver.  She can't hear.
that's illegal.  you want us pulled over?  i'll turn around at the corner if you'll shut the fuck up.	<u>You're</u> doing all the talk.
make a "u" and go back.	That's illegal.  You want us pulled over?  I'll turn around at the corner if you'll shut the fuck up.
and stop with the directions.	Make a "U" and go back.
shit.  there's the hotel.  you overshot the driveway.	And stop with the directions.
if you know that just back off.	Shit.  There's the hotel.  You overshot the driveway.
just like they say; no fucking self control.	If you know that just back off.
i don't like anybody laying their hands on me.	Just like they say; no fucking self control.
just hand up on the bitch!  fuck you, madam.  and goodbye!	That's what I deserve for listening in the first place.
what do you mean tip the cops?  is the man a lunatic or what?	Will you relax?  This in no way affects our business.  Go on.
that's your "rep."	Wait!  I hear her breathing now. There, she just picked it up again.
bullshit.	That's your "rep."
that was definitely out of line and totally unprovoked.  i heard you were a hitter.	Bullshit.
we have never worked a gig together but i am a firm believer in preparation.  so let's go over this again step by step.	Not this minute.
it's taken care of.	We have never worked a gig together but I am a firm believer in preparation.  So let's go over this again step by step.
you switched license plates?	It's taken care of.
we've had our share of fuck-ups but it's going to work out fine.	Give me 20 minutes at least.
i was worried about you.  both of you.	We've had our share of fuck-ups but it's going to work out fine.
any minute.	I was worried about you.  Both of you.
i'm still in my cab -- jammed up in traffic.  are you there yet?	Any minute.
nels?	I'm still in my cab -- jammed up in traffic.  Are you there yet?
he took it like a man.  toss him in that drainage ditch.	There's a taxi stand here.  I can meet you.
don't fuck around.  pop a cap in him.	Allow me.
lose the hardware now.	We'll toss it when we make the blind curve.
nels, don't let that cop pass you.	What am I supposed to do?
i thought you said you could handle him.	I'm doing fine.  Theo wants to deal.
sure, like i'm gonna take advice from you.	I told you ... sooner or later you'd have to trust me ...
my fence in san francisco ... 305-4410.  maurice.  don't take less than a third on the face value of those bonds.	Sure, like I'm gonna take advice from you.
i don't want it.	My fence in San Francisco ... 305-4410.  Maurice.  Don't take less than a third on the face value of those bonds.
i've got ... one last number for you, theo ...	I don't want it.
turns out you did me a favor. you're looking at a rich man.	-- The phones, Theo.  Don't leave any of them behind.  The cops could pull up a record of all our calls and -- find you.
i picked the wrong number when i chose you ... didn't i?	Turns out you did me a favor. You're looking at a rich man.
five ... six.	Toss them -- one at a time.  I don't want to lose count.
it's going to be some fucking snowstorm.	Pull over!  Pull over someplace.
you won't live to see it.	It's going to be some fucking snowstorm.
think about what's going to happen to your valuables when that trunk flies open at 75 miles per?	You won't live to see it.
know what else is in here?	Take your hand out of there. Slowly.
exactly who was this oberfeld?	Local lawyer for Dominican dealers.  Off to buy a half interest in a mall in Granada Hills on their behalf.
took preparation.	Exactly who was this Oberfeld?
some nice fantasy you all cooked up for me.	Took preparation.
just sitting here listening to her voice does it to me all over again.  no harm admitting i fell in love with the sound of you.	That's a skill you acquire when you do fantasy phone sex for a living. I must've had thirty regulars salivating at 4.99 per minute.
both hands on your lap.	Nothing but CDs in there.  I thought maybe you'd like some Celine or Whitney.
i'm handling it.	He let the fucking cop out -- but he won't --
that's not good enough.	That's how it's going to be.
i'm going to cuff you and leave you in that house.  it may take awhile but you'll be found after we're long gone.	That's not good enough.
maybe your friends already accomplished that chore for us.	Only one way to find out.
naturally.	Maybe your friends already accomplished that chore for us.
naturally.	Naturally.
you're the man with the gun.	Naturally.
which one of us is elected to do the deed?	You're the man with the gun.
we can't leave him to repeat anything.	Which one of us is elected to do the deed?
what's your point?	We can't leave him to repeat anything.
he might've heard everything we said in the car.	What's your point?
that's a reasonable possibility.	He might've heard everything we said in the car.
the cop in the trunk -- he could still be alive.	That's a reasonable possibility.
what's really on your wicked little mind?	The cop in the trunk -- he could still be alive.
how about "later?"	What's really on your wicked little mind?
sooner or later you'll learn to trust me.	How about "later?"
yeah, i was waiting for that suggestion.	Sooner or later you'll learn to trust me.
you've had a lot of fun with me today.  what would you have done if i hadn't responded to your call?	We had a backup plan.  But I knew you'd come through for me.
as a child i hated being told how sweet i looked.  that angelic little face wasn't me at all.  i had to hurt people to prove to them they had the wrong image. sometimes words were enough -- but i wasn't beyond inflicting physical pain in order to be taken seriously.  i enjoyed seeing the shock on their poor faces when they realized who i was.  that same look you gave me when i turned the gun on you.	You've had a lot of fun with me today.  What would you have done if I hadn't responded to your call?
who'd ever think, to look at you?	As a child I hated being told how sweet I looked.  That angelic little face wasn't me at all.  I had to hurt people to prove to them they had the wrong image. Sometimes words were enough -- but I wasn't beyond inflicting physical pain in order to be taken seriously.  I enjoyed seeing the shock on their poor faces when they realized who I was.  That same look you gave me when I turned the gun on you.
i need a break.  i've been on a marathon run ever since i had the misfortune to strike up a conversation with you.	Who'd ever think, to look at you?
why are we stopping?	I need a break.  I've been on a marathon run ever since I had the misfortune to strike up a conversation with you.
developer ran out of money years back.  i'd hate to think about what's living in there.	Why are we stopping?
i had it in my mind what you'd look like.  "her," i could've painted.  <u>you</u>, i'd be afraid to turn my back to mix the colors.	Developer ran out of money years back.  I'd hate to think about what's living in there.
think you could do a picture of me?	I had it in my mind what you'd look like.  "Her," I could've painted.  <u>You</u>, I'd be afraid to turn my back to mix the colors.
that's where this chicano correctional officer first taught me to slap paint on a canvas.  i could copy any fucking thing he put in front of me.	Think you could do a picture of me?
they did some great job of reforming you.	That's where this Chicano correctional officer first taught me to slap paint on a canvas.  I could copy any fucking thing he put in front of me.
i was sentenced to a youth camp out here when i was fourteen.  we cleared some of these same roads.	They did some great job of reforming you.
any idea where you're going?	I was sentenced to a youth camp out here when I was fourteen.  We cleared some of these same roads.
wonderful feeling of security knowing your adversaries are both crippled and unarmed.	The money, Nels ... ?
i can't hear.  now there's a siren.  they must be in an ambulance.  what about the money?  nels?	Wonderful feeling of security knowing your adversaries are both crippled and unarmed.
what's happening?	I can't hear.  Now there's a siren.  They must be in an ambulance.  What about the money?  Nels?
some people fall apart in a pinch. but you shine.	What's happening?
that's why we're turning off onto a fire road.	Some people fall apart in a pinch. But you shine.
they'll have units blocking us up ahead.	That's why we're turning off onto a fire road.
do you think they'll walk away?	Ask them.
259-7881.	Dial him up.  We need him to run interference.
what's nels' number?	259-7881.
no, there's a police car way back there.  see it, in the distance coming around the turn?  the van is blocking it now.	What's Nels' number?
it could be a fire.  this is malibu.	No, there's a police car way back there.  See it, in the distance coming around the turn?  The van is blocking it now.
did you hear that?	Let me talk to him.  Hold the phone to my ear -- but don't nudge me.
plus names, addresses and i.d. for the lot of you.  we're in this together and i need to know who my partners are.  in case i ever need to roll over on somebody.	Did you hear that?
he wants 75 back.	Plus names, addresses and I.D. for the lot of you.  We're in this together and I need to know who my partners are.  In case I ever need to roll over on somebody.
inform him the fee is seventy-five large for your return.  all parts intact.	He wants 75 back.
i'm still okay.	Inform him the fee is seventy-five large for your return.  All parts intact.
stop talking like that!	Then scream for me.  A repeat performance.  Let me see how easy you can turn it on.  Scream!  I want to hear you scream for me!
yes i would.  not kill you.  but blow off a few toes, absolutely. i'm entitled to that as retribution.  it'll help you to remember me in years to come -- every time you put on stockings. they must have prosthetic toes by now -- with little nails on them you can polish --	Stop talking like that!
you wouldn't --	Yes I would.  Not kill you.  But blow off a few toes, absolutely. I'm entitled to that as retribution.  It'll help you to remember me in years to come -- every time you put on stockings. They must have prosthetic toes by now -- with little nails on them you can polish --
only in the leg or the thigh. you'd live but you just wouldn't wear shorts.	You wouldn't --
you could've hit me.	Only in the leg or the thigh. You'd live but you just wouldn't wear shorts.
now you're starting to sound like a victim again.	You could've hit me.
you're enjoying this too much.	Now you're starting to sound like a victim again.
i think it was my tone of voice more than anything else that sold you.  and when you thought i was being kicked around, i wish i could've seen your face.	You're enjoying this too much.
i guess i ought to stop seeing woman as victims.	I think it was my tone of voice more than anything else that sold you.  And when you thought I was being kicked around, I wish I could've seen your face.
naturally you didn't learn your lesson.	I guess I ought to stop seeing woman as victims.
you were at the emerald that night?	Naturally you didn't learn your lesson.
oh no, you were too busy trying to keep some croatian from slapping the shit out of his girlfriend. she showed her gratitude by almost taking your eye out with her spiked heel.	You were at the Emerald that night?
you, i would've noticed.	Oh no, you were too busy trying to keep some Croatian from slapping the shit out of his girlfriend. She showed her gratitude by almost taking your eye out with her spiked heel.
i knew you were a loser the first night i laid eyes on you.	You, I would've noticed.
what's that supposed to me?	I knew you were a loser the first night I laid eyes on you.
a typical fuck-up.	What's that supposed to me?
those shots your associates got off may not have done him too much good.  that's on their head.  all i did i was put him there.	A typical fuck-up.
i don't hear him moving around anymore.	Those shots your associates got off may not have done him too much good.  That's on their head.  All I did I was put him there.
granted, the cops are not an alternative.  certainly not with one of their own still locked in my trunk.	I don't hear him moving around anymore.
the one thing you don't want is to attract the police.	Granted, the cops are not an alternative.  Certainly not with one of their own still locked in my trunk.
i'm not trying to lose them.  nor am i exceeding any speed limits.	The one thing you don't want is to attract the police.
he seems to be headed for topanga.	I'm not trying to lose them.  Nor am I exceeding any speed limits.
absolutely.  and topanga canyon has a hell of a lot of potholes if i recall.	He seems to be headed for Topanga.
do you have to point that?	Absolutely.  And Topanga Canyon has a hell of a lot of potholes if I recall.
we might hit a bump and the gun might go off.  ever see that tarantino movie -- where travolta blew that guy away in the back seat -- purely by accident?	Do you have to point that?
you won't shoot me.  that's not your style.	We might hit a bump and the gun might go off.  Ever see that Tarantino movie -- where Travolta blew that guy away in the back seat -- purely by accident?
not all.  they already have a third.  the question is how much of that are they willing to give to get you back?	You won't shoot me.  That's not your style.
he seems to think he's entitled to it all.	Not all.  They already have a third.  The question is how much of that are they willing to give to get you back?
tell them i'm keeping what's left. i earned it.  i probably killed some poor bastard for it.	He seems to think he's entitled to it all.
there's no way out for you.  you have to deal with us.	Assure them that you're being well treated.
your friends are probably still on the line.  pick it up and say hello.	There's no way out for you.  You have to deal with us.
shit.  you couldn't be in much worse shape.	Your friends are probably still on the line.  Pick it up and say hello.
l.a.p.d.	Shit.  You couldn't be in much worse shape.
who's in back?	L.A.P.D.
you knew about me.	Who's in back?
nobody's easier to con than a con man.	You knew about me.
why pick me to be your "mark?"	Nobody's easier to con than a con man.
sit completely still with both hands on the wheel -- until they get here.	Why pick me to be your "mark?"
there was <u>no</u> cop involved.  oh shit!  fuck!	Sit completely still with both hands on the wheel -- until they get here.
i thought it was inspired.	There was <u>no</u> cop involved.  Oh shit!  Fuck!
and all that crap about your driver being murdered by a cop --	I thought it was inspired.
as they say -- no good deed goes unpunished.	And all that crap about your driver being murdered by a cop --
i got what i fucking deserved.  i had it all.  i could've kept going!	As they say -- no good deed goes unpunished.
they always pick rachel up early on thursday.	I got what I fucking deserved.  I had it all.  I could've kept going!
you timed that beautifully.	They always pick Rachel up early on Thursday.
plus they'll remember you going after his daughter at school.	You timed that beautifully.
at least one.	Plus they'll remember you going after his daughter at school.
the video cameras will put you with him in the bank, and i'll bet there were enough witnesses.	At least one.
damned if i know.	The video cameras will put you with him in the bank, and I'll bet there were enough witnesses.
jack oberfeld in person.  did you kill him?	Damned if I know.
the guy with the transplant.	Jack Oberfeld in person.  Did you kill him?
it belongs to the man you took it from.  or should i saw <u>stole</u> it from?	The guy with the transplant.
whose money is this?	It belongs to the man you took it from.  Or should I saw <u>stole</u> it from?
there isn't any such person.	Whose money is this?
you're not lenore oberfeld.	There isn't any such person.
why are you telling him that.  are you crazy?	The rest of the money is here in the car.  Why don't you come and get it?
he had a gun.  i have it now.	Why are you telling him that.  Are you crazy?
for christ sakes don't point it at me.  we want to get rachel out of there in one piece.  i'm waiting for the girl.  her mother wants to talk to her.	Hand me the phone.
they put their hands all over me.	Somehow I got along better with you on the phone.  It's all there isn't it?
so far they're keeping their part of it.	They put their hands all over me.
they tortured us.  and you're going to let them have all that money?	So far they're keeping their part of it.
we've almost got your husband and your daughter out.  so don't get any ideas.	They tortured us.  And you're going to let them have all that money?
you're going to let them get away with this?	We've almost got your husband and your daughter out.  So don't get any ideas.
because a lot of people would've gotten killed.  probably all the wrong ones.	You're going to let them get away with this?
why didn't you just shoot them?	Because a lot of people would've gotten killed.  Probably all the wrong ones.
now i have -- it's a long story.	Why didn't you just shoot them?
she'll never be the same.  none of us will.	Include me in that.
she'll be with you soon.  they're pulling up.  they'll realize i kept my part of the bargain.	She'll never be the same.  None of us will.
rachel was terrified when i left her.  i could see it in her eyes.	She'll be with you soon.  They're pulling up.  They'll realize I kept my part of the bargain.
it's locked.	Shit.  I'm sorry.
rachel -- oh my god.	Just start walking.  Come on. Walk to me.
once you're in the car with me she's sure to come to us.	I'm sorry.  You've thought this out better than I ever could.  I'm ready now.
all right.  now that you explain it i see that you're right.	Once you're in the car with me she's sure to come to us.
she's a child.  she might panic. she doesn't know me.  she might not come to me.  she might just run.	All right.  Now that you explain it I see that you're right.
why can't it be her?	She's a child.  She might panic. She doesn't know me.  She might not come to me.  She might just run.
they won't allow that.  it's one at a time.  and you have to be first.	Why can't it be her?
yes.  but i want rachel to come with me.	They won't allow that.  It's one at a time.  And you have to be first.
can you walk?	Yes.  But I want Rachel to come with me.
yes.	Can you walk?
don't start thinking about it.  is the tape off?	Yes.
i can't do it.	Don't start thinking about it.  Is the tape off?
she's next.  in two or three more minutes she'll be free.	I can't do it.
i'm not leaving my daughter behind.  not with them.	She's next.  In two or three more minutes she'll be free.
lenore -- you promised you'd follow instructions.  we're almost there.  simply get out when they slide the van open and walk to me.	I'm not leaving my daughter behind.  Not with them.
yes sir.	Put the man back on.
now you're going to do just what i tell you to.  no discussion.  no hesitation.	Yes sir.
yes.	Now you're going to do just what I tell you to.  No discussion.  No hesitation.
you're all three of you in that van?	Yes.
he's in back.  lying face down. they haven't hurt him anymore -- but he was crying.  i never heard jack cry before --	You're all three of you in that van?
your husband?	He's in back.  Lying face down. They haven't hurt him anymore -- but he was crying.  I never heard Jack cry before --
she's awake but she hasn't spoken. i don't know what they did to her. i don't want to think about it.	Your husband?
that's coming off.  how about the girl?	She's awake but she hasn't spoken. I don't know what they did to her. I don't want to think about it.
they wrapped tape around my wrists and ankles.	That's coming off.  How about the girl?
are you okay?	They wrapped tape around my wrists and ankles.
thank you.  god bless you for helping us.	Are you okay?
i'm in possession of the bag he was carrying.  and i'm in a position to negotiate.  what about your husband and your child?	They're tied with duct tape so they can't speak -- but they seem to be --
god, if he doesn't come back --	I'm in possession of the bag he was carrying.  And I'm in a position to negotiate.  What about your husband and your child?
i had a little encounter at the bank and our mr. transplant ended up under the wheels of a chevy.	God, if he doesn't come back --
what did you do?	I had a little encounter at the bank and our Mr. Transplant ended up under the wheels of a Chevy.
lucky for them they didn't.	What did you do?
they dragged me downstairs.  i thought they were going to kill me.	Lucky for them they didn't.
hi lenore.  it's me.  i got you back.  courtesy of star 69.  are you hurt?	They dragged me downstairs.  I thought they were going to kill me.
yes?  yes?	Hi Lenore.  It's me.  I got you back.  Courtesy of Star 69.  Are you hurt?
no.  i hear them.  they're coming upstairs.  they know!	Try what you did before.  It worked before.  I won't talk anymore.
downstairs.  there must be an extension.  oh my god --	Don't panic.  I might be wrong.  Hello?  I guess I was wrong.
or somebody else there is listening in --	Downstairs.  There must be an extension.  Oh my God --
yes -- i think so.  another crossed line?	Or somebody else there is listening in --
did you hear that click?	Yes -- I think so.  Another crossed line?
no.	Did you hear that click?
did you jiggle the phone?	No.
you can't give up.	When they first started questioning Jack -- he answered them in that tone he usually reserves for me.  And they began beating him.  And I watched.  And I didn't feel anything ... What kind of a person am I?
because you're probably the last person i'll ever talk to.	You can't give up.
why tell me this?	Because you're probably the last person I'll ever talk to.
jack hasn't loved me for years. and now i'm afraid she's turning out to be like him.  so cold and distant.  i've let him make her like that.	Why tell me this?
i've got a lot of respect for you too.  for the way you feel about your family.	Jack hasn't loved me for years. And now I'm afraid she's turning out to be like him.  So cold and distant.  I've let him make her like that.
but i guess we haven't really met -- have we?	I've got a lot of respect for you too.  For the way you feel about your family.
yeah, sure that's me.  ask anybody.	But I guess we haven't really met -- have we?
theo, i want you to know, you're probably the most decent man i've ever met.	Yeah, sure that's me.  Ask anybody.
it won't be him.	Theo, I want you to know, you're probably the most decent man I've ever met.
if it's the tall man -- he had one of those hair transplants.  tufts, you know.  it still hasn't grown fully in.  the other one is from the islands.  braided hair -- very dark.	It won't be him.
i might still get there first. the lights are with me.  how would i identify the guy who shows up at the bank?	If it's the tall man -- he had one of those hair transplants.  Tufts, you know.  It still hasn't grown fully in.  The other one is from the islands.  Braided hair -- very dark.
the front door slammed.  someone went out.  there's a different car starting.	I might still get there first. The lights are with me.  How would I identify the guy who shows up at the bank?
what's going on?	The front door slammed.  Someone went out.  There's a different car starting.
don't talk.  don't talk!	What's going on?
how come everybody turns out to be a crook?	Don't talk.  Don't talk!
to hide it from the i.r.s.	How come everybody turns out to be a crook?
you're doing what you can.  why's all this money stashed?	To hide it from the I.R.S.
oh my god.  i heard her scream again.  what are they doing to her?  why can't i do anything to stop them?	You're doing what you can.  Why's all this money stashed?
i'm pretty good at signatures myself.	Oh my God.  I heard her scream again.  What are they doing to her?  Why can't I do anything to stop them?
it's not hard to do.  i do it all the time.	I'm pretty good at signatures myself.
they've still got to be able to sign his name.	It's not hard to do.  I do it all the time.
jack was only at that branch once when he took the box years ago.	They've still got to be able to sign his name.
they'll recognize it's not your husband.	Jack was only at that branch once when he took the box years ago.
i'm not supposed to -- but i do. millions in cash and bearer bonds.	They'll recognize it's not your husband.
do you know what's in that box?	I'm not supposed to -- but I do. Millions in cash and bearer bonds.
don't say that.	Do you know what's in that box?
not a chance.	Don't say that.
jack will negotiate with them. he'll identify the right key and give them the information they need to gain access and they'll let rachel go.	Not a chance.
i'm cutting across to bundy to brentwood.  that bank is our best bet.  if anybody shows up i could follow them.	Jack will negotiate with them. He'll identify the right key and give them the information they need to gain access and they'll let Rachel go.
even if you found us -- what then?	I'm cutting across to Bundy to Brentwood.  That bank is our best bet.  If anybody shows up I could follow them.
which means you can't be more than five or ten minutes from here.	Even if you found us -- what then?
i heard someone pulling in behind the house.  i heard rachel screaming and then she stopped all of a sudden.  i don't know what they did to her.	Which means you can't be more than five or ten minutes from here.
i'm not doing too well.  what's the matter?	I heard someone pulling in behind the house.  I heard Rachel screaming and then she stopped all of a sudden.  I don't know what they did to her.
what do you mean?	Black Mercedes, 600S.
wait just a minute.  our luck has changed.	What do you mean?
the city national on san vincente.	Wait just a minute.  Our luck has changed.
what bank?	The City National on San Vincente.
the one in brentwood.	What bank?
you said they wanted to get into some particular safety deposit box?	The one in Brentwood.
when jack sees they've got rachel he'll tell them what they want to know.	You said they wanted to get into some particular safety deposit box?
i should've put them out of the car and come sooner!	When Jack sees they've got Rachel HE'LL tell them what they want to know.
it's not your fault, theo.  you tried.	I should've put them out of the car and come sooner!
he's copying down my license -- for all the good it'll do him.	It's not your fault, Theo.  You tried.
don't say anything.  don't alarm them.  just go!	I'm trying to.
she's gone --	Don't say anything.  Don't alarm them.  Just go!
what's happening?	She's gone --
no.	I've got to ask somebody.
does she wear glasses?	No.
that's not her.	Does she wear glasses?
does she have a red ribbon on that ponytail?	That's not her.
i can hear you again, clearly.	Great.  Stay with me.  There must be a hundred kids out here.
lenore, i'm here.  i'm getting out.	I can hear you again, clearly.
make a right.  you can't miss it.	I'm making my turn.  I see the school up ahead.
there are cables overhead.  hang on.  it'll clear up.	I've lost you.  You're gone.  I can't hear anything.
you're breaking up.  i can't hear you.  theo?	There are cables overhead.  Hang on.  It'll clear up.
that makes two of us.	You're breaking up.  I can't hear you.  Theo?
i have no right to ask for help. i've never thought of anybody but myself.	That makes two of us.
i'm about ten blocks from the school.	I have no right to ask for help. I've never thought of anybody but myself.
i wasn't always like that.  i don't think i was.	I'm about ten blocks from the school.
a price on everything.	I wasn't always like that.  I don't think I was.
i didn't mean to.  it's just the way i am.	A price on everything.
shit, stop with the money!  i never asked for a nickel.  i was just doing this.  and you have to fuck it up with a price tag.	I didn't mean to.  It's just the way I am.
i'm afraid if i stop talking i'll lose you.  just name any reasonable amount and it's yours.	Shit, stop with the money!  I never asked for a nickel.  I was just doing this.  And you have to fuck it up with a price tag.
lady, you don't have to keep up a running commentary.	I'm afraid if I stop talking I'll lose you.  Just name any reasonable amount and it's yours.
i suppose if you're a struggling artist you need a patron.	Lady, you don't have to keep up a running commentary.
they say my work is somewhat derivative.	I suppose if you're a struggling artist you need a patron.
i didn't mean to insult you. you're an artist.	They say my work is somewhat derivative.
pictures.	I didn't mean to insult you. You're an artist.
our house always needs touching up.	Pictures.
sometimes i paint.	Our house always needs touching up.
what do you do for a living?	Sometimes I paint.
i'm sorry if i caused you to lose your business deal.	Well you did.
i sure as hell got my wish.  she doesn't exist.  so maybe you reached the appropriate person after all.	I'm sorry if I caused you to lose your business deal.
and that was the end of it?	I sure as hell got my wish.  She doesn't exist.  So maybe you reached the appropriate person after all.
it never healed.  i called her a lying bitch and everything else and i hung up on her.  "click." you don't exist.	And that was the end of it?
i didn't mean to open up any old wounds.	It never healed.  I called her a lying bitch and everything else and I hung up on her.  "Click." You don't exist.
hey drop it, okay?	I didn't mean to open up any old wounds.
a woman?	Hey drop it, okay?
i don't know.  i hung up on somebody else a long time ago, and later on i wished i hadn't of.	A woman?
why didn't you do what your friends wanted and just -- get rid of me?	I don't know.  I hung up on somebody else a long time ago, and later on I wished I hadn't of.
i don't know.  80 or 90 minutes, tops.	Why didn't you do what your friends wanted and just -- get rid of me?
how much time do you have left on it?	I don't know.  80 or 90 minutes, tops.
where's the fucking recharger cord?  must be in her car, dammit.	How much time do you have left on it?
i'm not looking to get myself killed.  i just hope the battery on this phone holds out.	Where's the fucking recharger cord?  Must be in her car, dammit.
they say she resembles me -- dark hair, ponytail, very dark eyes. they all wear the same uniform.  please.  be careful.  the man driving the car must have a gun.	I'm not looking to get myself killed.  I just hope the battery on this phone holds out.
tell me what she looks like.	They say she resembles me -- dark hair, ponytail, very dark eyes. They all wear the same uniform.  Please.  Be careful.  The man driving the car must have a gun.
forget about us.  just save rachel.	Tell me what she looks like.
what do you think i'm doing?  i'm on my way to the school like you wanted.	Forget about us.  Just save Rachel.
what are you doing now?	What do you think I'm doing?  I'm on my way to the school like you wanted.
i kind of dropped them off.  they were getting on my nerves.	What are you doing now?
what about the others?	I kind of dropped them off.  They were getting on my nerves.
hello?  it's just me and you again.	What about the others?
will you please speak to me! theo?	Another minute.
why isn't anyone answering me?	Just hang on.  I've got a life of my own.
even if i got there first she wouldn't go with me.	She would if she heard my voice on the phone.
26th off wilshire.	Even if I got there first she wouldn't go with me.
forget who i am.  where's this school located?	26th off Wilshire.
"theo?"	Forget who I am.  Where's this school located?
he's right.  you'll get my whole family killed.	He's right?  Look, don't try to put blood on my hands.  You've got one hell of a nerve siding with him!
let me call the school -- tell them not to let her go.	They don't know you.  They won't listen.
the bigger man is driving our mercedes to the school.  rachel will recognize the car.  she'll get right in.	Let me call the school -- tell them not to let her go.
they know jack will give them what they want once they have her.	Bottom line!  There's nothing I can do for you but tip the cops.
what do they need her for?	They know Jack will give them what they want once they have her.
rachel, my daughter.  she's an honor student at parker.  my god, she's only nine.	What do they need her for?
stop throwing names at me.	Rachel, my daughter.  She's an honor student at Parker.  My God, she's only nine.
rachel!  they're going after rachel now -- and i can't stop them.	Stop throwing names at me.
i'm with two friends now.	Rachel!  They're going after Rachel now -- and I can't stop them.
they just walked out.  the smaller man -- he must be dominican or haitian -- he kicked me so hard. i felt a rib crack but i never made a sound.  it's starting to hurt now -- real bad.  a throbbing.  i can't even take a deep breath.	Don't move around.  You don't want to puncture a lung.
i'm fine.  she's back on.  hello?  i'm here.	They just walked out.  The smaller man -- he must be Dominican or Haitian -- he kicked me so hard. I felt a rib crack but I never made a sound.  It's starting to hurt now -- real bad.  A throbbing.  I can't even take a deep breath.
i hear them coming upstairs.  i won't be able to talk for awhile. i have to lay the phone down and pretend to be asleep.  so don't talk.  don't say a word or they'll hear it.	I can't stay on this line.  I'm picking people up.  I'm already overdue.  Hello?
fine, no tunnel.  are you still with me?  hello?	I hear them coming upstairs.  I won't be able to talk for awhile. I have to lay the phone down and pretend to be asleep.  So don't talk.  Don't say a word or they'll hear it.
please.	Shit!
i'm in traffic.  there's no place to turn.	Please.
no don't.  you could lose me for good.  don't go through that tunnel.	I'm in traffic.  There's no place to turn.
listen, there's an overpass coming up.  i may lose you for a minute.	No don't.  You could lose me for good.  Don't go through that tunnel.
then they took the mercedes away -- with his body in it.	Listen, there's an overpass coming up.  I may lose you for a minute.
oh man.  these people mean business.	Then they took the Mercedes away -- with his body in it.
elliot -- our driver.  the officer put his gun to the back of elliot's head and -- fired.  it was so quick.	Oh man.  These people mean business.
who?	Elliot -- our driver.  The officer put his gun to the back of Elliot's head and -- fired.  It was so quick.
he pulled us over as we left the riviera tennis club.  claimed we'd run a stop sign.  and when elliot was reaching for his license --	Who?
what makes you say that?	He pulled us over as we left the Riviera Tennis Club.  Claimed we'd run a stop sign.  And when Elliot was reaching for his license --
one of them <u>is</u> a cop.	What makes you say that?
the cops could trace this call back to you.	One of them <u>is</u> a cop.
no!  no police.  they'll know right away the authorities are looking for us.  they'll kill us. we've seen their faces.	The cops could trace this call back to you.
okay.  the police are gonna need your full name and address.	No!  No police.  They'll know right away the authorities are looking for us.  They'll kill us. We've seen their faces.
no -- nothing.	Okay.  The police are gonna need your full name and address.
well isn't there a number on the goddam phone?	No -- nothing.
i have no idea.  they put us in the back of a van with blacked out windows.  the shutters up here are nailed shut.	Well isn't there a number on the goddam phone?
where'd they take you to?	I have no idea.  They put us in the back of a van with blacked out windows.  The shutters up here are nailed shut.
they tortured my husband.  made him give them the pin numbers of our accounts.  once they get what's in the safe deposit box they'll kill us.	Where'd they take you to?
why would anybody want to hurt you?	They tortured my husband.  Made him give them the pin numbers of our accounts.  Once they get what's in the safe deposit box they'll kill us.
then hang up!  do it!	Why would anybody want to hurt you?
don't lay this on me!	Then hang up!  Do it!
because you know you'll be killing us.	Don't lay this on me!
oh won't i?	Because you know you'll be killing us.
you won't disconnect.	Oh won't I?
i am not involved.  keep clicking your little wires.  you'll get someone else.  good luck.	You won't disconnect.
i realize you don't want to be involved.	I am not involved.  Keep clicking your little wires.  You'll get someone else.  Good luck.
don't expect me to tell you who i am.	I realize you don't want to be involved.
my name is lenore oberfeld.	Don't expect me to tell you who I am.
i don't want to know --	My name is Lenore Oberfeld.
my name is --	I don't want to know --
you're the one who's not to be believed.	My name is --
i don't believe you.	You're the one who's not to be believed.
you're not doing anything to me -- because -- listen to this carefully -- i do not care.	I don't believe you.
i'm sorry.  i'm so sorry to do this to you.	You're not doing anything to me -- because -- listen to this carefully -- I do not care.
well i'm not tolerant of being bothered with this bullshit story when i'm about to make the most important score of my life.  this has gotta be some "put-on," right?	I'm sorry.  I'm so sorry to do this to you.
they gave me pills to make me sleep.  they didn't realize how much seconal i'm used to -- that i'd have so much tolerance --	Well I'm not tolerant of being bothered with this bullshit story when I'm about to make the most important score of my life.  This has gotta be some "put-on," right?
sure.  and they left you upstairs to make phone calls?	They gave me pills to make me sleep.  They didn't realize how much Seconal I'm used to -- that I'd have so much tolerance --
they're holding my husband downstairs.	Sure.  And they left you upstairs to make phone calls?
who smashed the phone?	They're holding my husband downstairs.
they smashed the phone.  i've been clicking the loose wires together hoping it'd make a connection.	Who smashed the phone?
what'd you do!  just pick my number out of the air?	They smashed the phone.  I've been clicking the loose wires together hoping it'd make a connection.
you may be our only chance.  i don't know if i can do this again.	What'd you do!  Just pick my number out of the air?
lady, try making some sense.	You may be our only chance.  I don't know if I can do this again.
i can't talk any louder.  they might hear.	Lady, try making some sense.
and what're you whispering for?	I can't talk any louder.  They might hear.
will you let me explain!	And what're you whispering for?
no.  <u>you</u> don't understand!  you caught me on my cellular on the way to pick up some business associates.  and i've got no time to screw around.	Will you let me explain!
you don't understand.	No.  <u>You</u> don't understand!  You caught me on my cellular on the way to pick up some business associates.  And I've got no time to screw around.
if this is some sales pitch i'm not buying --	You don't understand.
i've been trying to get someone -- anyone.  for hours ...	If this is some sales pitch I'm not buying --
do i know you?	I've been trying to get someone -- anyone.  For hours ...
don't leave me here to die -- theo, please -- you can't let me die --	I'm afraid I've used up all my good deeds for the day.
didn't we play this scene before?	Don't leave me here to die -- Theo, please -- you can't let me die --
oh god -- oh no -- help me -- don't let me -- die.	Didn't we play this scene before?
who is this?	You mustn't hang up.
thank god -- thank god i've got you.	Who is this?
yeah.  why don't we?	What are you planning to do when they got here?  They'll kill us. They'll kill Rachel.
seems like it.	Put the girl on.
don't worry.	Next I want to see Rachel.  Put her on the phone before she gets out so her mother can tell her exactly what to do.  Keep her calm.  Tell her you're fine and that she can join you in this car.
count it.	Don't worry.
she's yours.  what are we waiting on?	I'm backing up.
stop the crying.	She's yours.  What are we waiting on?
that's how it is.  you see her approaching you toss out installment one.	I'm tying it up in a bundle now. Where is she?
are you trying to panic the women?	That's how it is.  You see her approaching you toss out installment one.
i'm opening the side door.  she'll step out.  but before she gets in your vehicle i want to see the first installment put down in plain view.  if it isn't there i'm shooting her in the back.	Are you trying to panic the women?
and they run straight to the cops who start looking for our van.	I won't let 'em.
you pull up -- collect your first installment.  then you let the daughter go.  when she reaches me, i'll dump out another third.  same action.  i back up again -- you pull forward.  satisfy yourself it's there.  then we do it one last time.  the final exchange. and we go our separate ways.	And they run straight to the cops who start looking for our van.
and then?	You pull up -- collect your first installment.  Then you let the daughter go.  When she reaches me, I'll dump out another third.  Same action.  I back up again -- you pull forward.  Satisfy yourself it's there.  Then we do it one last time.  The final exchange. And we go our separate ways.
soon as mrs. oberfeld is in my car i'll toss out your first third. then i'll back up 200 feet to behind the public restroom.	And then?
and not a nickel.	Soon as Mrs. Oberfeld is in my car I'll toss out your first third. Then I'll back up 200 feet to behind the public restroom.
you'll still have the girl and the husband.	And not a nickel.
negative.	You'll still have the girl and the husband.
thanks for the sound advice.  now ask the woman to get out of the van and walk over here.  alone.	Negative.
be careful in disposing of them. you'll have to discount 'em. you'll be lucky to clear a hundred and a quarter.	Thanks for the sound advice.  Now ask the woman to get out of the van and walk over here.  Alone.
my pleasure --	Be careful in disposing of them. You'll have to discount 'em. You'll be lucky to clear a hundred and a quarter.
her husband said there'd be one million eight.  so nine hundred to you.	My pleasure --
i'm not accepting criticism today. now don't make me lose count. there's already a half million in this portfolio.	Her husband said there'd be one million eight.  So nine hundred to you.
you should've done all this before.	I'm not accepting criticism today. Now don't make me lose count. There's already a half million in this portfolio.
i make my end of the cash at 184,000.  now i'm trying to figure out the bonds.  what the face value is.	You should've done all this before.
it's in the process.	I make my end of the cash at 184,000.  Now I'm trying to figure out the bonds.  What the face value is.
then just wait.  i'm counting this all out and deducting my share. while i'm at it you can be getting that tape off the lady.  and her little girl.	It's in the process.
we're waiting on you.	Then just wait.  I'm counting this all out and deducting my share. While I'm at it you can be getting that tape off the lady.  And her little girl.
i still don't see you.	We're waiting for the light to cross the highway.  It just changed.  We're in a grey van.  It reads "<u>Noble Carpet Cleaners</u>."
i don't know what you mean.	I still don't see you.
you already tried to pull one little number on me -- and it didn't work.	I don't know what you mean.
satisfied?	You already tried to pull one little number on me -- and it didn't work.
i don't want to see her later.  i want to hear her <u>now</u>.	Talk to the man.
you'll see her.	I don't want to see her later.  I want to hear her <u>now</u>.
i don't need to relax.  the woman. put her on.	You'll see her.
just relax.	I don't need to relax.  The woman. Put her on.
fucking "a" it is!  any argument and i'm out of here.	Just relax.
it's your call.	Fucking "A" it is!  Any argument and I'm out of here.
i don't want you within two hundred feet.  park down by the lifeguard station.  nobody gets out.	It's your call.
stay there.	I don't want you within two hundred feet.  Park down by the lifeguard station.  Nobody gets out.
i'm three quarters of the way up the lot behind the concession stand.	Stay there.
we don't see you.	I'm three quarters of the way up the lot behind the concession stand.
i'm here.  where are you?	We don't see you.
you're getting a lot of mileage out of that cellular.	I wish it had never been invented.
beats yelling our brains out across some parking lot.	You're getting a lot of mileage out of that cellular.
308-9962.	Beats yelling our brains out across some parking lot.
take my number.  when you see me -- call me and i'll walk you through the exchange.  it's 308-9962 -- repeat it back.	308-9962.
sure.	Take my number.  When you see me -- call me and I'll walk you through the exchange.  It's 308-9962 -- Repeat it back.
got a phone in that van?	Sure.
she's somewhat damaged in the shipping.  but nothing makeup won't cover.	Got a phone in that van?
tell the lady to relax.  tell her i can't wait to meet her in person.	She's somewhat damaged in the shipping.  But nothing makeup won't cover.
there's no loyalty at the expense of my own ass.	Tell the lady to relax.  Tell her I can't wait to meet her in person.
some loyalty.	There's no loyalty at the expense of my own ass.
i want you all in one vehicle. your van.  if i see anybody else cruising around i'll keep going. no second chances.  you can kill them and i'll keep what i've got.	Some loyalty.
we can be there.	I want you all in one vehicle. Your van.  If I see anybody else cruising around I'll keep going. No second chances.  You can kill them and I'll keep what I've got.
it should take me twenty minutes. where are you coming from?	We can be there.
what time frame have you got in mind?	It should take me twenty minutes. Where are you coming from?
a large stretch of empty space with no place to hide.  temescal canyon parking lot.	What time frame have you got in mind?
pass.	A large stretch of empty space with no place to hide.  Temescal Canyon parking lot.
it's a nice day.  how about the beach?	Pass.
where do we meet?	It's a nice day.  How about the beach?
there are no guarantees in this life.	Granted.  But I don't believe they're grieving enough for their chauffeur to piss away their own futures.
you're walking away with a clear fifty percent and a guarantee nobody can afford to i.d. you.	There are no guarantees in this life.
keep talking.	You're walking away with a clear fifty percent and a guarantee nobody can afford to I.D. you.
you can rely on them to keep quiet because this is undeclared money that could land jack there in federal prison.  he can't afford for you to get caught and have this briefcase appear as evidence.	Keep talking.
you're up on your details, aren't you?	You can rely on them to keep quiet because this is undeclared money that could land Jack there in federal prison.  He can't afford for you to get caught and have this briefcase appear as evidence.
they saw you kill the driver.	You're up on your details, aren't you?
you got time on your side.  pretty soon they'll be missed and we'll have the law up our ass.	They saw you kill the driver.
you're making it too easy.	You got time on your side.  Pretty soon they'll be missed and we'll have the law up our ass.
whatever you say.	You're making it too easy.
fine.  i want half.  plus the release of the family.	Whatever you say.
twenty percent.	Fine.  I want half.  Plus the release of the family.
i'm self employed.  what kind of cut did the hairy one have?	Twenty percent.
who are you working for?	I'm self employed.  What kind of cut did the hairy one have?
i'm in awe.	Following which we will have a serious question and answer session with your girlfriend.
brilliant -- unless they were close enough to see the cab pull away.  in which case you just warned them.	Nobody can do anything right but you!
them.  they won't be expecting us.	Brilliant -- unless they were close enough to see the cab pull away.  In which case you just warned them.
who were you talking to?	Them.  They won't be expecting us.
somebody better tear this down before it falls down.	Stay put!  I know my way around.
don't underestimate me.  i've got original ideas of my own.  warhol got famous doing a soup can.  what would you think of a cellular phone done in acrylics?	Are you busting my chops or what?
in your dreams.	Don't underestimate me.  I've got original ideas of my own.  Warhol got famous doing a soup can.  What would you think of a cellular phone done in acrylics?
probably as close to the getty as i'll ever come.  unless you care to be my "patron," nels.  you wouldn't be the first successful thief to become a patron of the arts.	In your dreams.
at those prices i'd just as soon your cabbie didn't get a look at me.	Probably as close to the Getty as I'll ever come.  Unless you care to be my "patron," Nels.  You wouldn't be the first successful thief to become a patron of the arts.
none of your business, but it's in the cab.  that's all mine.  when we take from them, we divide, eighty-twenty.	At those prices I'd just as soon your cabbie didn't get a look at me.
where's the backpack?	None of your business, but it's in the cab.  That's all mine.  When we take from them, we divide, eighty-twenty.
i've got a couple of spare pieces stashed under the floorboards.	Where's the backpack?
better haul ass if we're gonna be inside to greet them.	I've got a couple of spare pieces stashed under the floorboards.
how do you know?	Believe me.  They couldn't be busier at the moment.
we're gonna get there first.	How do you know?
and make ourselves a hell of a target.	We're gonna get there first.
have your cab wait at the foot of cisco -- we'll ride up together.	And make ourselves a hell of a target.
take the getty center exit -- make a right onto cisco.  it'll be a narrow winding road.  you can't miss the house.  it's a mansion built back in '29 -- spanish -- boarded up since the quake.	Have your cab wait at the foot of Cisco -- we'll ride up together.
where do i turn?	Take the Getty Center exit -- make a right onto Cisco.  It'll be a narrow winding road.  You can't miss the house.  It's a mansion built back in '29 -- Spanish -- boarded up since the quake.
five minutes.	Where do I turn?
how far off are you?	Five minutes.
take the 405 south.	How far off are you?
in the hills above sunset.  just below the getty.	Take the 405 south.
not without the name of the contact who can discount the bonds.  i may need to pry that information out of her.  what do you stand to gain?	Sweet revenge plus maybe a bit of vigorish off your end.
you could always disappear with what's already in your backpack.	Not without the name of the contact who can discount the bonds.  I may need to pry that information out of her.  What do you stand to gain?
i can see the benefit in that.	You could always disappear with what's already in your backpack.
that bitch.  what's keeping you from taking off?	My compensation!  Somebody still owes me -- big time!
intelligent question, nels.  i believe she had plans for both our bodies to be found in close proximity.	That bitch.  What's keeping you from taking off?
why would she want me to think you were on ice?	Intelligent question, Nels.  I believe she had plans for both our bodies to be found in close proximity.
i suppose you're in your taxi?	Why would she want me to think you were on ice?
what does it take to kill you?	I suppose you're in your taxi?
i thought you'd know me by now.	What does it take to kill you?
who's this?	I thought you'd know me by now.
nels!  guess who?  a friendly voice from beyond the grave.	Who's this?
yeah?	Nels!  Guess who?  A friendly voice from beyond the grave.
i just strolled out of the emergency room while they were admitting rodriego.	You couldn't be calling at a worse time, Nels.
yeah?	I just strolled out of the emergency room while they were admitting Rodriego.
and i end up in a fucking neck brace for life!	Then you can sue the cops. Collect from both ends.  Tighten your belts.  Here it comes.  Ready?
from what i can see you're a pretty fair wheelman.  there's a hairpin coming up -- that's the place for it. the cops'll plow right into you.	And I end up in a fucking neck brace for life!
you want us to get ourselves killed?	From what I can see you're a pretty fair wheelman.  There's a hairpin coming up -- that's the place for it. The cops'll plow right into you.
tailgate me.  i'll jam on the brakes.  you go into a spin to avoid an accident and cut them off.	You want us to get ourselves killed?
there's two police cars now.	Tailgate me.  I'll jam on the brakes.  You go into a spin to avoid an accident and cut them off.
you researched me.  you know where i live.  she'll be waiting for you there along with your split.	There's two police cars now.
the fuck i will!	It's in your interest, Nels, since the additional passenger in my trunk -- an LAPD officer is probably carrying a few bullets in him traceable to the piece you're carrying.  Tell the man.
you're going to have to see to it that both lanes of this road get blocked.	The fuck I will!
sure, i end up with some cash. and a lot of bonds i don't know how to dispose of.	You're going to have to see to it that both lanes of this road get blocked.
and if you ditch us we get zilch.	Sure, I end up with some cash. And a lot of bonds I don't know how to dispose of.
if he pulls me over he gets all the proceeds plus lenore here.	And if you ditch us we get zilch.
if you're looking for a quickie all you've got to do is ask.	I think I've already had a "quickie."  Thank you.
okay nels, you can always keep what you've got and haul ass leaving the lovely lady for me to worry about.  i'll bet she can be friendly when it's in her best interests.	If you're looking for a quickie all you've got to do is ask.
call me "nels."	Okay Nels, you can always keep what you've got and haul ass leaving the lovely lady for me to worry about.  I'll bet she can be friendly when it's in her best interests.
who am i talking to?	Call me "Nels."
what's he doing?  answer me!	Better reassure him.
was i picking on you?  how come you pulled in back of this fruitstand?	Tell the truth, I was going to take a much needed leak.
why are you picking on me for?	Was I picking on you?  How come you pulled in back of this fruitstand?
mind if i have a look?	Why are you picking on me for?
something was rattling around. some loose tools.	Mind if I have a look?
if you weren't going for a spare what were you doing?	Something was rattling around. Some loose tools.
seems not.	If you weren't going for a spare what were you doing?
only you <u>don't</u> have a flat.	Seems not.
since when did you guys start changing tires?	Only you <u>don't</u> have a flat.
if her kid or her old man have been harmed we've also got nothing to talk about.	Let her tell you.
hold on.	If her kid or her old man have been harmed we've also got nothing to talk about.
if you've already killed her that's fine.  i'll keep the bonds and the cash.  we got nothing to discuss.	Hold on.
there's no lady here.	If you've already killed her that's fine.  I'll keep the bonds and the cash.  We got nothing to discuss.
let me talk to the lady again.	There's no lady here.
who are you?	Let me talk to the lady again.
don't be afraid to say hello. your friend with the recent transplant is in no condition to deliver that briefcase.  so i've taken on the task.	Who are you?
you sure know how to take a lot of punishment.	From here on, I dish it out.
who the fuck you kidding?  send me money!	You sure know how to take a lot of punishment.
let's have your name and address. the government will want to send you a letter of commendation.	Who the fuck you kidding?  Send me money!
the 405 is coming up.	Where is this canyon house where you're supposed to hook up?
i thought so.	Your partners are currently armed and we're not.  Our edge is that they don't know we're in touch.
undercover.	I thought so.
what kind of treasury dept. business is this?	Undercover.
government business?	Very official.  259-7881, if I recall.
can i make a quick call?	Government business?
you've got a <u>phone</u>?	Doesn't everybody?
i already called for an ambulance.	You've got a <u>phone</u>?
she's not a girl, col --	Whatever you say.
when a girl runs out like that, she generally wants to be followed.	She's not a girl, Col --
how?	When a girl runs out like that, she generally wants to be followed.
you could always make it up to her.	How?
she wants me to tell you go fuck yourself.	I'm sorry.
then why doesn't she?	Who knows the secrets of the human heart.
he's what she should run a mile from.	Then why doesn't she?
so who's he?	He's what she should run a mile from.
it takes all types.	So who's he?
so let's call this the usual.	Thanks.
well, you get to say, the usual, col. things like that.	So let's call this the usual.
is that good or bad?	Well, you get to say, The usual, Col. Things like that.
so can we consider you a regular, sir?	Is that good or bad?
scottish?	Yeah.
yeah. fuck it, dil.	Fucking men, Col --
fuck it, is what i say.	Yeah. Fuck it, Dil.
saw it, dil.	Fuck it, is what I say.
you see that, col?	Saw it, Dil.
stop it, dil --	No. Tell him to go fuck himself.
don't want any of those looks, col. they don't mean much.	Stop it, Dil --
hi.	Don't want any of those looks, Col. They don't mean much.
he's back, col	Hi.
ask him.	Ask him yourself.
i would expect he does.	Ask him.
maybe he wants something.	I would expect he does.
an excellent quality.	Maybe he wants something.
good thing in a man.	An excellent quality.
persistent.	Good thing in a man.
he's still looking, col.	Persistent.
that's what he said. jimmy.	Hi, Jimmy.
what do you think his name is?	I've no thoughts on the subject.
he agreed that he was.	What do you think his name is?
now he can look.... ask him does he like his hair, col.	She wants to know, sir, do you like your hair.
what would you call it?	Now, that was a look.
saw that one.	What would you call it?
what you think?	Nice.
yeah?	What you think?
just cut his hair, you know.	Yeah?
did he?	Just cut his hair, you know.
he gave me a look.	Did he?
see what, dil?	He gave me a look.
see that, col?	See what, Dil?
no, i won't fucking fuck off. said i'm sorry, didn't i?	Yeah. I heard. You hear, Jimmy?
fuck off, dave.	No, I won't fucking fuck off. Said I'm sorry, didn't I?
look, i'm sorry.	Fuck off, Dave.
don't chuck my clothes out!	Take your fucking goldfish, too!
fucking mad!	Don't chuck my clothes out!
fuck off back to essex!	Fucking mad!
don't throw my clothes out the window!	Fuck off back to Essex!
take your clothes.	Don't throw my clothes out the window!
please, dil --	Take your clothes.
sure, dave --	Please, Dil --
hey, stirling fucking moss --	It's Dave.
he's going to take his foot off slowly, david. then you're to go home, like a good boy. you hear me?	Cunt.
cunt. scrag-eyed dyke cunt.	Charming.
see, they get the wrong idea.	Cunt.
maybe.	See, they get the wrong idea.
it's him, isn't it?	Maybe.
jimmy.	It's him, isn't it?
who the fuck is he?	Jimmy.
thank you.	Who the fuck is he?
don't be like that --	You heard me --
did i?	You fucking did.
you fucking promised.	Did I?
fuck off, dave.	C'mon, babe! You know what I like... Easy!
what's that supposed to mean?	It's a simple question.
if i was her i'd consider that an insult.	Consider it how you like. Just get that bloody tart out of here.
whatever it is she does for you.	If I was her I'd consider that an insult.
what?	Whatever it is she does for you.
do it on your own time, paddy.	What?
no, of course not, she's a lady.	She's not that either.
she's not a tart.	No, of course not, she's a lady.
is that his tart? does pat have a tart?	She's not a tart.
do you mean that?	He wants to know do I mean that.
it's not pat. it's jim.	Jim, Pat, Mick, what the fuck. Long as you remember you're not at Lords.
i'm sure you do, mr. deveroux.	Bloody right I do...
not in my experience.	Off his wages.
sorry won't bring the bloody thing back, will it, mr. franknum?	Not in my experience.
two hundred quid, mr. deveroux.	Your Pat just cost me two hundred quid.
how much did that frame cost, mr. franknum?	Two hundred quid, Mr. Deveroux.
as the man said, it's in my nature.	What's that supposed to mean?
can't help it. you're doing time for me. no greater love, as the man says. wish you'd tell me why.	As the man said, it's in my nature.
please, dil --	Can't help it. You're doing time for me. No greater love, as the man says. Wish you'd tell me why.
fergus. fergus my love, light of my life - -	Please, Dil --
fergus.	Fergus. Fergus my love, light of my life - -
i'm sorry, darling. i keep forgetting the leap year. what am i supposed to call you then, jimmy?	Fergus.
thirty-five.	I'm sorry, darling. I keep forgetting the leap year. What am I supposed to call you then, Jimmy?
i've got to keep you healthy, jimmy. i'm counting the days. two thousand three hundred and thirty-four left.	Thirty-five.
stop it, dil --	I've got to keep you healthy, Jimmy. I'm counting the days. Two thousand three hundred and thirty-four left.
sorry, love. now, the white ones are magnesium supplement --	Stop it, Dil --
don't call me that --	Sorry, love. Now, the white ones are magnesium supplement --
got you the multivitamins and the iron tablets, hon --	Don't call me that --
meet col --	Yes. Say hello to Col --
the metro.	Meet Col --
where am i to go, jimmy?	The Metro.
i promise.	Where am I to go, Jimmy?
promise?	I promise.
you will, dil	Promise?
will i see you again?	You will, Dil
not if you go.	Will I see you again?
am i in trouble, jimmy?	Not if you go.
yes. now.	Am I in trouble, Jimmy?
do i?	Yes. Now.
you've got to go now, dil --	Do I?
tell me what she wore.	Can't remember...
yes.	Tell me what she wore.
and she used her tits and that cute little ass to get him, didn't she?	Yes.
she was --	And she used her tits and that cute little ass to get him, didn't she?
dil!!!	I asked you a question, honey -- were you there too --
it's my name, dil --	What happened to Jimmy?
what's fergus?	It's my name, Dil --
fergus.	What's Fergus?
what was that she called you, jimmy?	Fergus.
never.	I know you're lying, Jimmy, but it's nice to hear it.
and you'll never leave me?	Never.
i'd do anything for you, dil.	And you'll never leave me?
say it again.	I'd do anything for you, Dil.
anything.	Say it again.
what would you do for me?	Anything.
yeah.	What would you do for me?
you do?	Yeah.
love you, dil.	You do?
then say it.	Love you, Dil.
whatever you say, dil.	Then say it.
tell me you love me.	Whatever you say, Dil.
yes.	Tell me you love me.
love me.	Yes.
i like you, dil	Love me.
more endearments.	I like you, DIl
more what?	More endearments.
give me a bit more, baby, a bit more.	More what?
i like you, dil --	Give me a bit more, baby, a bit more.
you like me now, jimmy?	I like you, Dil --
let me go for fuck's sake, dil -- or they'll be here	Let them come then.
got to be somewhere.	Try and go, then.
why?	Got to be somewhere.
let me go, dil	Why?
see, i should blow you away, jimmy. but i can't do that. yet.	Let me go, Dil
just don't kick dil and she'll be touched. be nice to her and she'll be yours forever.	See, I should blow you away, Jimmy. But I can't do that. Yet.
stop it, dil --	Just don't kick Dil and she'll be touched. Be nice to her and she'll be yours forever.
see, i fix on anyone that's nice to me. just the littlest bit nice and i'm yours.	Stop it, Dil --
he asked me to see were you all right.	See, I fix on anyone that's nice to me. Just the littlest bit nice and I'm yours.
wondered why you came on to me like that when you gave me the look.	He asked me to see were you all right.
don't leave me tonight. might kill me, too.	Okay.
you tried.	Don't you want to kill me?
i suppose i tried.	You tried.
you didn't.	I suppose I tried.
no.	You didn't.
you killed my jody	No.
in a manner of speaking.	It was you...
you killed my jody?	In a manner of speaking.
did you hear me?	You killed my Jody?
died...	Did you hear me?
i got the order to shoot him. before i could do it he ran. ran into a tank and died.	Died...
yes.	I got the order to shoot him. Before I could do it he ran. Ran into a tank and died.
are you listening?	Yes.
you knew my jody?	Are you listening?
lifted him from a carnival in belfast. held him hostage for three days.	You knew my Jody?
you knew my jody?	Lifted him from a carnival in Belfast. Held him hostage for three days.
your soldier.	You knew my Jody?
you knew which man?	Your soldier.
dil can i tell you something? i knew your man.	You knew which man?
what?	Don't go like that.
jimmy?	What?
good-bye, dil	Jimmy?
are you all right, dil?	I will be.
are you supposed to take that many?	Only in times of extreme stress.
prescription. for my condition.	What condition?
what pills?	Prescription. For my condition.
my pills...	What pills?
you heard what i said, dil?	My pills...
you mean that?	Yes.
you got to forget you ever saw me, dil.	You mean that?
no! tell me everything, jimmy.	You got to forget you ever saw me, Dil.
i was trying to get out of something.	No! Tell me everything, Jimmy.
so tell me.	I was trying to get out of something.
no! i'm going home...	So tell me.
come on...	No! I'm going home...
stayed all day in that room thinking every noise was you. there's something you're not telling me, jimmy.	Come on...
i had to go to work!	Stayed all day in that room thinking every noise was you. There's something you're not telling me, Jimmy.
thought you was fooling me. thought you was leaving me.	I had to go to work!
told you to stay in the hotel!	Thought you was fooling me. Thought you was leaving me.
i'm going home!	Told you to stay in the hotel!
dil! dil! what the fuck are you doing here?	I'm going home!
why are we going here, jimmy?	Look on it like a honeymoon.
for you...	Why are we going here, Jimmy?
for me.	For you...
why?	For me.
don't call me that --	Sorry. What you doing?
you like me better like this.	Yes.
what?	You like me better like this.
so it's true, then?	What?
you want to make me look like him...	No. Want to make you into something new. That nobody recognizes...
i'm sorry.	You want to make me look like him...
you're no good at this, jimmy.	I'm sorry.
you promise?	I promise.
no.	You promise?
and you wouldn't leave me?	No.
yes.	And you wouldn't leave me?
you'd like me better that way, jimmy?	Yes.
it's a secret.	You'd like me better that way, Jimmy?
why?	It's a secret.
want to change you to a man, dil...	Why?
a girl has to draw the line somewhere --	Want to change you to a man, Dil...
you said anything, dil	A girl has to draw the line somewhere --
you want another haircut, baby?	No. Sit down.
you got the keys to the shop?	You want another haircut, baby?
afraid so.	You got the keys to the shop?
you'd do anything for me?	Afraid so.
anything.	You'd do anything for me?
you do something for me, dil?	Anything.
do you like me even a little bit?	More than that.
i'm not sure.	Do you like me even a little bit?
what you doing, jimmy?	I'm not sure.
i can't.	What you doing, Jimmy?
and you're not going to tell me more?	I can't.
you could say that.	And you're not going to tell me more?
she from scotland too?	You could say that.
yes.	She from Scotland too?
she own you, jimmy?	Yes.
shouldn't be, dil	Why shouldn't I be jealous?
kind of.	I'm sorry, you know that? I'm really sorry.
she's the thing you had to tell me.	Kind of.
what's her?	She's the thing you had to tell me.
it's her, isn't it?	What's her?
dil, this is jude.	You following me?
what's wrong, jimmy? tell me what's wrong --	Not here.
no.	What's wrong, Jimmy? Tell me what's wrong --
you gonna tell me why?	No.
come on.	You gonna tell me why?
why, honey --	Come on.
come on.	Why, honey --
okay.	Come on.
don't.	Okay.
not at all, honey.	Don't.
so i got it wrong, then.	Not at all, honey.
he'd bring me carnations.	So I got it wrong, then.
what?	He'd bring me carnations.
happy now?	Delirious.
only if you kiss me.	Happy now?
okay. be a good girl and go inside.	Only if you kiss me.
don't be cruel.	Okay. Be a good girl and go inside.
should have stayed a girl.	Don't be cruel.
i miss you, jimmy.	Should have stayed a girl.
no. can't pretend that much.	I miss you, Jimmy.
please, jimmy.	No. Can't pretend that much.
don't ask me in.	Please, Jimmy.
sorry.	Don't ask me in.
a little.	Sorry.
am i becoming repetitious?	A little.
stop it, jimmy.	Am I becoming repetitious?
there's dave. he knew too.	Stop it, Jimmy.
i'm working on it.	There's Dave. He knew too.
are you pretending yet?	I'm working on it.
won't be quite the same though, will it?	Are you pretending yet?
absolutely.	Won't be quite the same though, will it?
that's true.... your soldier knew, didn't he?	Absolutely.
you can always pretend.	That's true.... Your soldier knew, didn't he?
kind of wish i didn't.	You can always pretend.
probably.	Kind of wish I didn't.
i should have known, shouldn't i?	Probably.
sorry.	I should have known, shouldn't I?
don't.	Sorry.
all right, they do.	Don't.
so they do know.	All right, they do.
details, baby, details.	So they do know.
thing is, dil, you're not a girl.	Details, baby, details.
can't help it, jimmy. a girl has her feelings.	Thing is, Dil, you're not a girl.
know what i didn't know. and don't call me that.	Can't help it, Jimmy. A girl has her feelings.
know what, honey?	Know what I didn't know. And don't call me that.
do they know?	Know what, honey?
whenever. tonight.	Do they know?
when?	Whenever. Tonight.
will you meet me again?	When?
ask to meet me again.	Will you meet me again?
how?	Ask to meet me again.
make it up to me, then.	How?
so i'm sorry.	Make it up to me, then.
that's a start.	So I'm sorry.
kind of liked you as a girl.	That's a start.
i know that.	Kind of liked you as a girl.
i didn't mean to hit you.	I know that.
nothing's wise.	I didn't mean to hit you.
you think that's wise?	Nothing's wise.
ask me to meet you again, jimmy.	You think that's wise?
i said stop it.	Ask me to meet you again, Jimmy.
made me feel all funny inside.	I said stop it.
shut up.	Made me feel all funny inside.
my, oh my, jimmy, how gallant.	Shut up.
you mean that?	Yeah. I care, Dil.
sure i do.	You mean that?
do you care, jimmy?	Sure I do.
you could?	Do you care, Jimmy?
and the fact that you didn't know is basically the fault of yours truly. and even when you were throwing up, i could tell you cared.	You could?
must be.	And the fact that you didn't know is basically the fault of yours truly. And even when you were throwing up, I could tell you cared.
see, i was always best looking after someone. must be something in the genes.	Must be.
never said a truer word.	See, I was always best looking after someone. Must be something in the genes.
you're something else, dil, you know that?	Never said a truer word.
give it over, dil --	Apologies, my sweet.
sorry, darling.	Give it over, Dil --
don't call me that.	Sorry, darling.
got your note. so let's kiss and make up, hon.	Don't call me that.
what you doing here?	Got your note. So let's kiss and make up, hon.
never let the sun go down on an argument, jody used to say.	What you doing here?
come on, dil --	Where?
tell him it hurt --	I have to talk to her, Col --
dil --	Tell him it hurt --
tell him to stop messing dil around --	Dil --
no...	He looks after me. He's a gentleman too.
even now.	No...
all the time.	Even now.
did he ever tell you you were beautiful?	All the time.
told you, i'm superstitious.	Did he ever tell you you were beautiful?
i'm wondering why you keep his things.	Told you, I'm superstitious.
why?	I'm wondering why you keep his things.
i'm thinking of your man.	Why?
what you thinking of, hon?	I'm thinking of your man.
depends what it is.	No, depends on nothing.
the thing is, can you go the distance?	Depends what it is.
aha.	The thing is, can you go the distance?
can't leave me now.	Aha.
i'm superstitious. drink.	Can't leave me now.
what is this?	I'm superstitious. Drink.
drink.	What is this?
why?	If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
yeah.	Why?
you mean that?	Yeah.
something i heard someone say once.	You mean that?
what does that mean?	Something I heard someone say once.
want to look after you.	What does that mean?
so what do you want with me, jimmy?	Want to look after you.
did he dance with you?	So what do you want with me, Jimmy?
he did sometimes.	Did he dance with you?
maybe.	He did sometimes.
is this an obsession of yours?	Maybe.
did he come here too?	Is this an obsession of yours?
shouldn't you be in mourning?	I am.
a real gentleman...	Shouldn't you be in mourning?
didn't think i could.	A real gentleman...
but you can t stay, you know that?	Didn't think I could.
like you're concerned.	But you can t stay, you know that?
do i?	Like you're concerned.
you say that like a gentleman.	Do I?
i think you do.	You say that like a gentleman.
what do you think?	I think you do.
do you miss him?	What do you think?
can't think. he's dead. in ireland. he was a soldier. went there like a fool.	Do you miss him?
what would he think?	Can't think. He's dead. In Ireland. He was a soldier. Went there like a fool.
that's good...	What would he think?
maybe.	That's good...
are you jealous of him?	Maybe.
yes...	Are you jealous of him?
you want to know how i kissed him?	Yes...
did you do that to him?	You want to know how I kissed him?
no --	Did you do that to him?
yes.	No --
shouldn't i go?	Yes.
no.	Shouldn't I go?
tell me about him.	No.
as different as it's possible to be.	Tell me about him.
how different?	As different as it's possible to be.
he was different.	How different?
he lived here with you?	Tried to. Sit down, will you?
doesn't know the meaning of the word.	He lived here with you?
must be in love to manage that.	Doesn't know the meaning of the word.
sorry. how'd he drive with his neck in a brace?	Must be in love to manage that.
someone out there.	Jesus fucking Christ.
whiskey.	Someone out there.
what'll it be?	Whiskey.
yes, please.	What'll it be?
would you like a drink?	Yes, please.
tough guy, huh? are you going to be all right on your own?	I'm not on my own, am I?
piss off, dave!	Tough guy, huh? Are you going to be all right on your own?
that dave?	The things a girl has to put up with.
jesus.	That Dave?
jesus christ!	Jesus.
you want one?	Jesus Christ!
how special?	You want one?
you got a special friend, jimmy?	How special?
must be.	You got a special friend, Jimmy?
make a pass or something. isn't that the way it goes?	Must be.
like what?	Make a pass or something. Isn't that the way it goes?
now's the time you're meant to do something, isn't it?	Like what?
i wonder.	Now's the time you're meant to do something, isn't it?
why?	I wonder.
they're jealous.	Why?
what's that about?	They're jealous.
what look?	The one you gave me in the Metro.
give me that look again.	What look?
half-five. at millie's.	Give me that look again.
where?	Half-five. At Millie's.
now, if you asked me to meet you tomorrow, it would really drive him insane.	Where?
no, i didn't --	But I'm not cheap, you know that? Loud, but never cheap.
you want me to ask you in, right?	No, I didn't --
you can't leave me then, can you?	You want me to ask you in, right?
he's getting up.	You can't leave me then, can you?
god no. i'm a hairdresser.	He's getting up.
you on the game?	God no. I'm a hairdresser.
you know.	You on the game?
perform?	You know.
he wants me to perform for him.	Perform?
what was that all about?	He wants me to perform for him.
yes, thank you.	What was that all about?
you all right?	Yes, thank you.
what was that?	They all get the wrong idea.
hi.	Hi. You forgot your bag.
you old-fashioned?	Must be.
not you. how quaint. how old-fashioned and quaint. isn't it, col?	You old-fashioned?
not me.	Not you. How quaint. How old-fashioned and quaint. Isn't it, Col?
everybody wants something.	Not me.
jimmy.	Jimmy?
tell her i'm very happy with it.	He's Scottish, Col.
who's she?	Don't know. Who is she?
that should make her happy.	Who's she?
and what's it like?	Like treacle.
the accent, i suppose.	And what's it like?
how'd you guess?	The accent, I suppose.
scottish?	How'd you guess?
no.	Scottish?
not english.	No.
no.	Not English.
you american?	No.
nothing.	You American?
what's it to you?	Nothing.
doesn't the water get to your nails?	What's it to you?
what's his name?	Doesn't the water get to your nails?
guy i work with.	What's his name?
who?	Guy I work with.
in a way.	Who?
someone recommend you?	In a way.
a girl has to have a bit of glamour.	Absolutely. Long as she can keep it. Isn't that right, James...
a bit heavy on the powder, isn't she, jimmy?	A girl has to have a bit of glamour.
well, maybe you'll get lucky. someday.	A bit heavy on the powder, isn't she, Jimmy?
don't go looking for it, dil.	Well, maybe you'll get lucky. Someday.
absolutely. the younger the better. doesn't come your way much, i suppose.	Don't go looking for it, Dil.
that's good. i'm glad. young love, as they say.	Absolutely. The younger the better. Doesn't come your way much, I suppose.
ever so nice. aren't you, jimmy?	That's good. I'm glad. Young love, as they say.
yeah. just checking. he being nice to you, dil?	Ever so nice. Aren't you, Jimmy?
you know her, jimmy?	Jimmy, is it? Do you know me, Jimmy?
what was it?	You know her, Jimmy?
lucky you.	Carnations.
need to lose myself awhile.	Aha.
do you now.	Need to lose myself awhile.
need to go across the water.	Do you now.
so what do you need, fergus?	Need to go across the water.
all right, then. i like to be wise.	So what do you need, Fergus?
that's wise, tommy.	All right, then. I like to be wise.
you'll notice i've asked you nothing.	That's wise, Tommy.
you're back in the pink, tommy? how're you keeping?	You'll notice I've asked you nothing.
fergus!	You're back in the pink, Tommy? How're you keeping?
dil!	Get that thing off me, Fergus --
i take pride in my work.	I sincerely hope so.
you a handyman, fergie?	I take pride in my work.
who's the old geezer?	Some judge...
yes?	Who's the old geezer?
jude?	Yes?
stay late at your work tomorrow night and i'll bring you the gear.	Jude?
you may be right.	Stay late at your work tomorrow night and I'll bring you the gear.
fergus, i think you don't trust me.	You may be right.
and what if you don't?	Fergus, I think you don't trust me.
we'll be on the other side. we'll move when you do.	And what if you don't?
and what happens then?	We'll be on the other side. We'll move when you do.
perfect.	And what happens then?
was i?	Perfect.
you were made for this.	Was I?
and what if i say no?	You know what. Go.
and then you'll leave her out of it?	Aye. Then we'll leave her be.
of course. i forgot.	Come on, Fergie. A rehearsal.
och, you do, fergie.	Of course. I forgot.
but, then, i don't have a choice.	Och, you do, Fergie.
she's nobody. she likes me.	So I suppose a fuck is out of the question. Keep your head down, Fergus. No sudden moves. And not a whisper to her. You'll be hearing from us.
leave her out of this.	Jesus, Fergus, you're a walking cliche. You know we won't leave her out of this. But I'm glad to see you care.
no way, jude. i'm out.	You're never out, Fergus.
we've got some plans here. and we'll need a mister nobody to execute them.	No way, Jude. I'm out.
what do you mean?	We've got some plans here. And we'll need a Mister Nobody to execute them.
you vanished quite effectively. became mister nobody. and you've no idea how useful that could be.	What do you mean?
no, what is the thing?	You vanished quite effectively. Became Mister Nobody. And you've no idea how useful that could be.
but you know what the thing is, fergus?	No, what is the thing?
yes.	But you know what the thing is, Fergus?
so you did fuck up.	Yes.
he ran. i couldn't shoot him in the back. i tried to catch him. he made it to the road and got hit by a saracen.	So you did fuck up.
we had a court-martial in your absence. they wanted to put a bullet in your head. i pleaded for clemency. said we should find out what happened first. so what did happen?	He ran. I couldn't shoot him in the back. I tried to catch him. He made it to the road and got hit by a Saracen.
maguire and me got out by the skin of our teeth. no thanks to you.... what you think of the hair?	Suits you.
i know.	Maguire and me got out by the skin of our teeth. No thanks to you.... What you think of the hair?
eddie and tinker died.	I know.
i heard.	Eddie and Tinker died.
no. that's the last thing i'll do. you never asked what happened.	I heard.
leave me alone, jude.	No. That's the last thing I'll do. You never asked what happened.
what was it, fergus? did you blow the gaff on us or did you just fuck up?	Leave me alone, Jude.
he's hot.	Doesn't matter if he's hot. Just cover the fucker up.
put that thing back on him, fergus.	He's hot.
leave us, judie.	My pleasure.
tough work, that.	Someone's got to do it.
fucking do. i had him all over me.	Tough work, that.
you don't know that.	Fucking do. I had him all over me.
he's all right.	Hasn't moved for twelve hours. Go on. Have a heart.
poke him or something. see if he's still alive.	He's all right.
can't.	Poke him or something. See if he's still alive.
have a look at him.	Can't.
there are certain things i wouldn't do for my country.	Have a look at him.
did you give him it?	There are certain things I wouldn't do for my country.
horny bastard.	Did you give him it?
hey -- what's he like?	Horny bastard.
do you want some food?	Hey -- what's he like?
see does he want some.	Do you want some food?
right.	Kind of suicide, isn't it?
so it's on the street.	Right.
right.	So it's on the street.
whoever hits him'll be hit, if those men are any good. and i presume you can't get in.	Right.
good. so what do you think?	Whoever hits him'll be hit, if those men are any good. And I presume you can't get in.
hope not.	Good. So what do you think?
you being cynical, hennessy?	Hope not.
thank god for that.	You being cynical, Hennessy?
doesn't matter who he is. he is what we would call a legitimate target.	Thank God for that.
who is he?	Doesn't matter who he is. He is what we would call a legitimate target.
it's a knocking-shop. tres discreet, huh? he visits his ladies on tuesday and thursday nights and saturday mornings. his security's in the car beyond.	Who is he?
a hotel?	It's a knocking-shop. Tres discreet, huh? He visits his ladies on Tuesday and Thursday nights and Saturday mornings. His security's in the car beyond.
so what do you think that is, hennessy?	A hotel?
good.	So what do you think that is, Hennessy?
aye, i do, peter.	Good.
and you know what'll happen if you fuck up again, don't you?	Aye, I do, Peter.
just a girl.	And you know what'll happen if you fuck up again, don't you?
and who is she?	Just a girl.
definitely unusual.	And who is she?
and what's she like between the sheets?	Definitely unusual.
i understand.	Fuck you, too --
i'm getting emotional. and i don't want to get fucking emotional -- you understand, hennessy?	I understand.
i know that.	I'm getting emotional. And I don't want to get fucking emotional -- you understand, Hennessy?
should blow you away, you know that?	I know that.
he's at home.	Should blow you away, you know that?
and who's dave when he's at home?	He's at home.
i thought it was dave.	And who's Dave when he's at home?
who'd you think it was?	I thought it was Dave.
so it was you all the time.	Who'd you think it was?
i'm sure.	Okay. You're a good man, Fergus.
you sure about that?	I'm sure.
would make me feel better about it.	You sure about that?
why do you want to do that for?	Would make me feel better about it.
what?	Request permission to guard the prisoner tonight --
peter.	What?
shut up, jude. you best get some sleep tonight, fergus.	Peter.
i'm a volunteer, am n't i?	Good. I was beginning to have my doubts about you for the last few days.
you ok about that?	I'm a volunteer, am n't I?
why?	Because tomorrow we might have to shoot him, that's why.
and do you know why?	Why?
yes.	And do you know why?
you'll have minimal contact with the prisoner, do you hear me?	Yes.
back in a minute, jody	You'll have minimal contact with the prisoner, do you hear me?
are you all there?	Back in a minute, Jody
i told him.	Are you all there?
so he knows your name?	I told him.
it's nothing. he's just got a sense of humor, that's all.	You're on duty. Keep your fucking mouth shut. Go in and get some sleep.
what the fuck is this?	It's nothing. He's just got a sense of humor, that's all.
thanks.	It's your decision.
you're his keeper. if you don't mind him seeing you, i don't mind. but you're the only one he looks at.	Thanks.
you sure?	He described me down to a T. Knows what Jude looks like.
and anyway, he's seen our faces.	You sure?
so?	And anyway, he's seen our faces.
the poor whore's suffocating in the heat.	So?
why would you do that?	The poor whore's suffocating in the heat.
request permission to take the hood off, tommy.	Why would you do that?
made the front page. they'll move now, the fuckers.	Request permission to take the hood off, Tommy.
give him a cup of tea.	Do you want a cup of tea?
what?	Hurling --
hurling --	What?
used to run the mile, you know -- four times round the cricket pitch -- what was that game called?	Hurling --
got to catch me first --	Used to run the mile, you know -- four times round the cricket pitch -- what was that game called?
i said you bastard -- stop --	Got to catch me first --
what you say, faster?	I said you bastard -- stop --
you stupid bastard --	What you say, faster?
you won't run.	But if I did... you wouldn't shoot a brother in the back --
so if i ran now, there's no way i'd beat you, is there?	You won't run.
cricket's in the halfpenny place.	So if I ran now, there's no way I'd beat you, is there?
faster than cricket?	Cricket's in the halfpenny place.
the fastest.	Faster than cricket?
hurling's a fast game, isn't it, fergus?	The fastest.
stop that talk now --	Hurling's a fast game, isn't it, Fergus?
cause you're my friend. and i want you to go to the metro --	Stop that talk now --
why?	Cause you're my friend. And I want you to go to the Metro --
i'm glad you're doing it, do you know that, fergus?	Why?
take the hood off, fergus --	No.
not a lot of use, are you, fergus?	Me? No, I'm not good for much...
tell me something, anything.	Not a lot of use, are you, Fergus?
nothing.	Tell me something, anything.
what does that mean?	Nothing.
i thought as a child. but when i became a man i put away childish things...	What does that mean?
yeah?	I thought as a child. But when I became a man I put away childish things...
when i was a child...	Yeah?
and the scorpion. no. tell me anything.	When I was a child...
like the one about the frog?	And the scorpion. No. Tell me anything.
a story.	Like the one about the frog?
what?	A story.
i don't want to sleep. tell me something.	What?
go to sleep now.	I don't want to sleep. Tell me something.
how can i?	I don't know. Just help me. Give me a cigarette.
help me.	How can I?
i'm sorry.	Help me.
don't.	I'm sorry.
go to millie's hair salon in spitalfields. take her to the metro for a margarita. don't have to tell her who you are. just tell her jody was thinking --	Stop it --
i told you not to talk that way --	Go to Millie's Hair Salon in Spitalfields. Take her to the Metro for a margarita. Don't have to tell her who you are. Just tell her Jody was thinking --
take the whole lot. i won't need it.	I told you not to talk that way --
i don't know her.	Take her picture. C'mere.
see if she's all right.	I don't know her.
but they will. as sure as night follows day. they have to. i want you to find her out. tell her i was thinking of her.	See if she's all right.
don't think that way.	But they will. As sure as night follows day. They have to. I want you to find her out. Tell her I was thinking of her.
if they kill me --	Don't think that way.
what?	If they kill me --
want you to do something, fergus.	What?
don't know her.	Want you to do something, Fergus.
present tense, please. love her. whatever she is. i'm thinking of her now, fergus. will you think of her too?	Don't know her.
you liked her?	Present tense, please. Love her. Whatever she is. I'm thinking of her now, Fergus. Will you think of her too?
dil wasn't trouble. no trouble at all.	You liked her?
she can't help it.	Dil wasn't trouble. No trouble at all.
some kinds of women are...	She can't help it.
i didn't.	Some kinds of women are...
no. not bad. women are trouble, you know that, fergus?	I didn't.
is it bad?	No. Not bad. Women are trouble, you know that, Fergus?
it's as simple as that?	Yes.
that you guys shouldn't be here.	It's as simple as that?
what do you believe in?	That you guys shouldn't be here.
depends on what you believe in.	What do you believe in?
i've often wondered how you do it.	Depends on what you believe in.
we don't look on it like that.	I've often wondered how you do it.
oh, yes. we do a tour of duty and we're finished. but you guys are never finished, are you?	We don't look on it like that.
do you?	Oh, yes. We do a tour of duty and we're finished. But you guys are never finished, are you?
but you fellas never get a break, do you?	Do you?
the best.	But you fellas never get a break, do you?
we got simple tastes, you and me.	The best.
oh, yeah.	We got simple tastes, you and me.
my special friend.	Oh, yeah.
who's dil?	My special friend.
having a pint in the metro, and dil's having a margarita.	Who's Dil?
having two pints in the rock.	Having a pint in the Metro, and Dil's having a margarita.
like having a pint in the metro --	Having two pints in the Rock.
like what?	Like having a pint in the Metro --
you lack imagination, fergus. think of something more alluring.	Like what?
having a pint in the rock.	You lack imagination, Fergus. Think of something more alluring.
come on, man. if this shit was all over.	Having a pint in the Rock.
doesn't matter where.	Come on, man. If this shit was all over.
where would you most like to be now, man?	Doesn't matter where.
jody's always right.	Where would you most like to be now, man?
don't be so sure.	Jody's always right.
see? i was right about you.	Don't be so sure.
'cause you're kind. it's in your nature.	See? I was right about you.
why?	'Cause you're kind. It's in your nature.
means what it says. the scorpion does what is in his nature. take off the hood, man.	Why?
so what's that supposed to mean?	Means what it says. The scorpion does what is in his nature. Take off the hood, man.
yeah?	Thanks. I know that wasn't easy for you.
fergus?	Yeah?
i'm sorry. didn't mean to offend you, fergus.	Fergus?
shut up, would you?	I'm sorry. Didn't mean to offend you, Fergus.
thank you. i had a case of the clap two years ago. crabs in ulster. but all in all it's served me well.	Shut up, would you?
now put it back in.	Give us a break.
hurry up, would you?	These things take time, Fergus.
now, that was worth waiting for.	Hurry up, would you?
can't.	Well then, you're going to have to take my dick out for me, aren t you?
take it easy, now. just go slow. down by that tree.	Tree.
my pleasure, jody	Take it easy, now. Just go slow. Down by that tree.
nice to meet you, fergus.	My pleasure, Jody
so when you come to shoot me, paddy, remember, you're getting rid of a shit- hot bowler.	I'll bear that in mind.
toffs' game there. but not at home.     .	So when you come to shoot me, Paddy, remember, you're getting rid of a shit- hot bowler.
how different?	Toffs' game there. But not at home.     .
well, in antigua cricket's the black man's game. the kids play it from the age of two. my daddy had me throwing googlies from the age of five. then we moved to tottenham and it was something different.	How different?
the fastest.	Well, in Antigua cricket's the black man's game. The kids play it from the age of two. My daddy had me throwing googlies from the age of five. Then we moved to Tottenham and it was something different.
never.	The fastest.
best game in the world.	Never.
that game where a bunch of paddies whack sticks at each other?	Best game in the world.
ever see hurling?	That game where a bunch of paddies whack sticks at each other?
best game in the world.	Ever see hurling?
and you play cricket?.	Best game in the world.
"go back to your banana tree, nigger." no use telling them i came from tottenham.	And you play cricket?.
shouldn't take it personally.	"Go back to your banana tree, nigger." No use telling them I came from Tottenham.
it was a job. so i get sent to the only place in the world they call you nigger to your face.	Shouldn't take it personally.
why did you sign up?	It was a job. So I get sent to the only place in the world they call you nigger to your face.
can't. once i signed up.	Why did you sign up?
you could have said no.	Can't. Once I signed up.
i got sent.	You could have said no.
what the fuck were you doing here?	I got sent.
what the fuck am i doing here.	What the fuck were you doing here?
what?	What the fuck am I doing here.
okay. that nice lady. meets me in a bar. i'm saying what the fuck am i doing here anyway. she buys me a drink. she holds my hand. i'm looking at her saying i don't like you, bitch. but what the fuck. maybe i'll get to understand.	What?
she's a friend of mine	Okay. That nice lady. Meets me in a bar. I'm saying what the fuck am I doing here anyway. She buys me a drink. She holds my hand. I'm looking at her saying I don't like you, bitch. But what the fuck. Maybe I'll get to understand.
you fuckers set me up. that bitch --	She's a friend of mine
so what were you fucking around for, then?	You fuckers set me up. That bitch --
don't i know it.	So what were you fucking around for, then?
you make a nice couple.	Don't I know it.
suppose you could say that.	You make a nice couple.
she your wife?	Suppose you could say that.
absolutely not.	She your wife?
no?	Absolutely not.
she's mine. anyway, she wouldn't suit you.	No?
why not?	She's mine. Anyway, she wouldn't suit you.
don't you think of it, fucker.	Why not?
she'd be anyone's type.	Don't you think of it, fucker.
what?	My inside pocket.
ah, c'mere. i want to show you something.	What?
no.	Ah, c'mere. I want to show you something.
c'mere.	No.
she's not my type.	C'mere.
didn't look like that to me...	She's not my type.
i didn't even fancy her.	Didn't look like that to me...
no, what's the funny thing?	I didn't even fancy her.
and you know the funny thing?	No, what's the funny thing?
shut the fuck up, would you?	And you know the funny thing?
only that you're all tough undeluded motherfuckers. and that it's not in your nature to let me go.	Shut the fuck up, would you?
what the fuck do you know about my people?	Only that you're all tough undeluded motherfuckers. And that it's not in your nature to let me go.
i'm talking about your people, not you.	What the fuck do you know about my people?
what do you know about my nature?	I'm talking about your people, not you.
not in your nature.	What do you know about my nature?
why can't we?	Not in your nature.
and even if he doesn't die -- you can't just let me loose.	Why can't we?
i'm not a gambling man.	And even if he doesn't die -- you can't just let me loose.
you want to bet?	I'm not a gambling man.
they won't let him die.	You want to bet?
they're going to let that guy die. and you're going to kill me.	They won't let him die.
what makes you think that?	They're going to let that guy die. And you're going to kill me.
kill me.	What makes you think that?
do what?	Kill me.
you're going to have to do it, aren't you?	Do what?
what is it now?	You're going to have to do it, aren't you?
hey --	What is it now?
so i've noticed.	Hey --
but i won't. we're more polite around these parts.	So I've noticed.
could you?	But I won't. We're more polite around these parts.
well, i could say the same about you.	Could you?
no. it's the truth.	Well, I could say the same about you.
you trying to hurt my feelings?	No. It's the truth.
nope. not handsome at all.	You trying to hurt my feelings?
no?	Nope. Not handsome at all.
five ten. brown eyes. but you're no pinup.	No?
what's that?	Five ten. Brown eyes. But you're no pinup.
no fucking way.	Only joking.
now, if you took the ropes off, i'd be able to feed myself.	No fucking way.
please, man, i'm suffocating in here.	Can't we take it off?
how did you know it was her?	I can smell her perfume.
thank you, handsome.	My pleasure.
am i?	Yeah. And the brown eyes.
you're the one about five ten with the killer smile and the baby face.	Am I?
so, what do i look like?	You're the one about five ten with the killer smile and the baby face.
i seen your fucking face.	So, what do I look like?
how is it a farce?	I seen your fucking face.
this is a farce, man.	How is it a farce?
can't eat through a canvas bag.	This is a farce, man.
what do you mean you can't?	Can't eat through a canvas bag.
can't.	What do you mean you can't?
eat something, would you?	Can't.
fuck you.	Yeah.
i said shut the fuck up --	He believes in the future --
he's a good soldier, jude.	I said shut the fuck up --
you're heading for trouble, fergus --	He's a good soldier, Jude.
you shut your face --	You're heading for trouble, Fergus --
have you no feelings, woman?	You shut your face --
it was fun while it lasted.	Nice lady.
thought you liked me, bitch.	It was fun while it lasted.
see, if we took the hood off, we'd have to shoot you. as it is, you've got a fifty-fifty chance.	Thought you liked me, bitch.
come and get me, soldier --	Whatever you say, Jude...
people. they could be looking.	Come and get me, soldier --
i never know nothing.	People. They could be looking.
you never know.	I never know nothing.
who gives a fuck.	You never know.
not here.	Who gives a fuck.
and you know what?	Tell me, Jody
you didn't?	And you know what?
never pissed holding a girl's hand, jude.	You didn't?
you'd know i wouldn't run off.	Never pissed holding a girl's hand, Jude.
what if i did?	You'd know I wouldn't run off.
you don't know me, do you?	What if I did?
don't run off, jude.	You don't know me, do you?
the teddy bear?	No, fuck the bear. The name. Jude. And it's June. Jude in June.
you're crazy --	Give me the fucking shooter!
give me the shooter, jude --	You're crazy --
that fucker's dead --	No, we are.
leave him alone, peter. he's in love.	That true, Fergus? You in love?
you're crazy. don't let him, peter.	Shut the fuck up, Jude.
what are you talking about?	First her husband, now her -- she hoodwinked you! She batted all them big eyes and you went 'n fell for it - like a egg from a tall chicken! Here!  You want? Here -- it's yours!
you greenhorn -- you half-witted, thick-skulled, hare-brained, greenhorn! they wuz both too smart for us!	What are you talking about?
you know what i mean -- the envelope with the stamps. i want it.	You greenhorn -- you half-witted, thick-skulled, hare-brained, greenhorn! They wuz both too smart for us!
the letter? the letter ain't worth nuthin'.	You know what I mean -- the envelope with the stamps. I want it.
all right -- where's the letter?	The letter? The letter ain't worth nuthin'.
where are you, ol' buddy?	I'll tell you what, fella -- you want t' find me, you jus' turn 'round -- from now on I'll be right behind you.
now dyle, you listen to me -- my mama didn't raise no stupid children. i know who's got the money 'n i ain't disappearing till i got my share -- 'n' my share's growin' a whole lot bigger ev'ry day.	Where are you, ol' buddy?
never mind -- i'll go by myself.	What makes you think they're even interested? It's only a quarter of a million -- it'll cost more than that to fix up their bookkeeping. As a taxpayer --
reggie -- listen to me --	Never mind -- I'll go by myself.
then say it.	Reggie -- listen to me --
i heard you, i heard you.	Then say it.
i said, tell me to go to the --	I heard you, I heard you.
all right, prove it to me -- tell me to go to the embassy first thing in the morning and turn in those stamps.	I said, tell me to go to the --
what a terrible thing to say. how could you even think that?	All right, prove it to me -- tell me to go to the Embassy first thing in the morning and turn in those stamps.
the truth, now -- was it my hide -- or the stamps?	What a terrible thing to say. How could you even think that?
and that's all the gratitude i get for saving your hide.	The truth, now -- was it my hide -- or the stamps?
i'm sorry i thought you were the murderer, adam -- how did i know that he was as big a liar as you are?	And that's all the gratitude I get for saving your hide.
you didn't have to chase me so hard --	Here, give it to me.
can i really believe you this time, adam?	There's not a reason on earth why you should.
reggie -- trust me once more -- please.	Can I really believe you this time, Adam?
you lied to me so many times --	Reggie -- trust me once more -- please.
reggie -- listen to me!	You lied to me so many times --
he's -- with the c.i.a. -- i've seen him at the embassy.	Don't be a fool! He's Carson Dyle!
reggie -- please believe me!	No!
then who did? you're the only one left.	Reggie -- please believe me!
but i didn't kill anybody.	Then who did? You're the only one left.
i'm through listening to you!	But I didn't kill anybody.
reggie -- why won't you listen?	I'm through listening to you!
but tex didn't -- he still thought -- !	Don't be an idiot!
i'm not dyle -- you know that!	But Tex didn't -- he still thought -- !
why? so you can kill me too? tex is dead, i've seen him! he said dyle did it!	I'm not Dyle -- you know that!
reggie -- stop!	Why? So you can kill me too? Tex is dead, I've seen him! He said Dyle did it!
tex? you mean he's here, too?	Look.
it's all right -- i don't think tex does, either.	Tex? You mean he's here, too?
it's hopeless -- i don't even know what we're looking for.	It's all right -- I don't think Tex does, either.
stop grousing. if we find the money i'll buy you an international conference all your own. now start looking. you take this side and i'll poke around over there.	It's hopeless -- I don't even know what we're looking for.
well, you're right there. ten minutes ago i had a job.	Stop grousing. If we find the money I'll buy you an international conference all your own. Now start looking. You take this side and I'll poke around over there.
i know, but this is all we've got left.	Well, you're right there. Ten minutes ago I had a job.
but charles' appointment was last week, not --	I know, but this is all we've got left.
five o'clock -- thursday -- the garden -- it's got to be something around here.	But Charles' appointment was last week, not --
now what?	Five o'clock -- Thursday -- the Garden -- it's got to be something around here.
it's thursday today -- and it's almost five -- come on!	Now what?
as outlined in report number three- nine-stroke-five-two of the western hemisphere conference held on march 22 --  no wait! it was last thursday, five o'clock at the jardin des champs- lyses! adam -- that was it! the garden!	It's Thursday today -- and it's almost five -- come on!
there is? well, i can't say i think very much of a silly law like that. think, reggie -- please think -- what was written in charles' notebook?	Well -- it was a place -- a street corner, I think. But I don't --  Hold it. I'm on.
of course there is!	There is? Well, I can't say I think very much of a silly law like that. Think, Reggie -- please think -- what was written in Charles' notebook?
nonsense. we didn't steal it. there's no law against stealing stolen money.	Of course there is!
that money's not ours, adam -- if we keep it, we'll be breaking the law.	Nonsense. We didn't steal it. There's no law against stealing stolen money.
think, reggie, you've got to think -- it may be what we're looking for.	That money's not ours, Adam -- if we keep it, we'll be breaking the law.
i think it only said where -- but i can't --	Think, Reggie, you've got to think -- it may be what we're looking for.
with whom? where?	I think it only said where -- but I can't --
grandpierre asked me about an appointment charles had -- on the day he was killed.	With whom? Where?
can you remember anything at all?	Grandpierre asked me about an appointment Charles had -- on the day he was killed.
you're right. i remember grandpierre looking through it. but there was nothing in it -- at least, nothing that the police thought was very important.	Can you remember anything at all?
no, it's all right. what's wrong, adam?	Nothing's wrong. I think I found something. I was snooping around Tex's room and I found this in the waste basket. I've stuck it back together.
reggie -- i think i've found --  are you on?	No, it's all right. What's wrong, Adam?
yes, you told me.	No -- last time I said "I love you, Alex."
i love you, adam.	Yes, you told me.
go to bed. you've got to be at work in the morning. there's nothing more we can do tonight.	I love you, Adam.
well, i guess that's it -- dead end.	Go to bed. You've got to be at work in the morning. There's nothing more we can do tonight.
heroin -- peppermint-flavored heroin.	Well, I guess that's it -- dead end.
the tooth powder. wait a minute -- could you recognize heroin just by tasting it?	Heroin -- peppermint-flavored heroin.
it still doesn't make sense, but it isn't worth any quarter of a million either. have we forgotten anything?	The tooth powder. Wait a minute -- could you recognize heroin just by tasting it?
to the apartment -- it matches mine perfectly.	The letter --
electric razor -- comb -- steamship ticket -- fountain pen -- four passports -- toothbrush -- wallet --  key -- what about that?	To the apartment -- it matches mine perfectly.
lord, you're stubborn.	I mean, it's there, Reggie. If only we could see it. We're looking at it right now.
let's look anyway.	Lord, you're stubborn.
but everyone and his aunt lilian's been through that bag. somebody would have seen it.	Let's look anyway.
lord, you're stubborn.	I sure am. Get it.
where's that airlines bag?	Lord, you're stubborn.
i've looked, adam -- you know i have --	Where's that airlines bag?
i just heard from him -- he's still hungry. that means killing gideon didn't get it for him -- so he's narrowed it down to us. you've got it.	I've looked, Adam -- you know I have --
why?	I just heard from him -- he's still hungry. That means killing Gideon didn't get it for him -- so he's narrowed it down to us. You've got it.
i think we were wrong about tex having the money.	Why?
open up.	I think we were wrong about Tex having the money.
what is it?	Open up.
adam --	There's no time -- I'll call you in the morning.
if the police find him first they're not very likely to turn over a quarter of a million dollars to us, are they?	Adam --
you're going to look for him -- now?	If the police find him first they're not very likely to turn over a quarter of a million dollars to us, are they?
that wraps it up -- tex has the money. go back to bed -- i'll let you know when i've found him.	You're going to look for him -- now?
i know why you're not taken -- no one can catch up with you.	Relax -- you're gaining.
well -- come on.	I know why you're not taken -- no one can catch up with you.
when you come on, you really come on.	Well -- come on.
no. the doctor said it would be bad for my -- thermostat.	When you come on, you really come on.
aren't you allowed to kiss back?	No. The doctor said it would be bad for my -- thermostat.
how do you think i got here?	Aren't you allowed to kiss back?
oh? did they do that sort of thing way back in your day?	How do you think I got here?
pretty good, huh? i taught them everything they do.	Oh? Did they do that sort of thing way back in your day?
i thought maybe you wanted me to see the kind of work the competition was turning out.	Pretty good, huh? I taught them everything they do.
why do you think i brought you here?	I thought maybe you wanted me to see the kind of work the competition was turning out.
you don't look so bad in this light.	Why do you think I brought you here?
it's all right -- look.	You don't look so bad in this light.
adam!	It's all right -- look.
i'm not hungry -- isn't it glorious?	Adam!
what's the matter?	I'm not hungry -- isn't it glorious?
it's lovely.	What's the matter?
what about it?	It's lovely.
oh, you should see your face.	What about it?
don't you know i'm having a tough time keeping my eyes off of you?	Oh, you should see your face.
what?	Don't you know I'm having a tough time keeping my eyes off of you?
it's a toss-up, i can tell you that.	What?
no -- i guess not.	It's a toss-up, I can tell you that.
what would you like me to say -- that a pretty girl with an outrageous manner means more to an old pro like me than a quarter of a million dollars?	No -- I guess not.
oh!	What would you like me to say -- that a pretty girl with an outrageous manner means more to an old pro like me than a quarter of a million dollars?
that's right.	Oh!
all that marvelous rejection -- you knew i couldn't resist it. now it turns out you were only interested in the money.	That's right.
how was i leading you on?	All that marvelous rejection -- you knew I couldn't resist it. Now it turns out you were only interested in the money.
don't you dare to be civil with me! all this time you were leading me on --	How was I leading you on?
i think that's what you ordered.	Don't you dare to be civil with me! All this time you were leading me on --
i could eat a horse.	I think that's what you ordered.
is there a mrs. canfield?	Yes, but --
it's simple. i like what i do -- i enjoy doing it. there aren't many men who love their work as much as i do. look around some time.	Is there a Mrs. Canfield?
-- there has to be a darn good reason for living the way you do. i want to know what it is.	It's simple. I like what I do -- I enjoy doing it. There aren't many men who love their work as much as I do. Look around some time.
oh, come on!	-- there has to be a darn good reason for living the way you do. I want to know what it is.
the envelope -- imagine that.  mrs. lampert, listen to me -- you're not safe as long as you've got these stamps. go to the embassy right away -- wait, i'd better meet you halfway -- it's quicker. now, let's see -- do you know the center garden at the palais royal? -- yes, by the colonnade -- as soon as you can get there. hurry, mrs. lampert.	Yes, I'm leaving now -- goodbye.
no, i do -- it was the stamps on that letter charles had with him on the train. they were in plain sight all the time, but no one ever bothered looking at the envelope.	The envelope -- imagine that.  Mrs. Lampert, listen to me -- you're not safe as long as you've got these stamps. Go to the Embassy right away -- wait, I'd better meet you halfway -- it's quicker. Now, let's see -- do you know the center garden at the Palais Royal? -- yes, by the colonnade -- as soon as you can get there. Hurry, Mrs. Lampert.
calm down, mrs. lampert -- please. does he have the money?	No, I do -- it was the stamps on that letter Charles had with him on the train. They were in plain sight all the time, but no one ever bothered looking at the envelope.
the one who said he was dyle's brother -- of course i'm sure -- tex wrote the word 'dyle' before he died. he's the murderer i tell you -- he's the only one left! you've got to do something!	Calm down, Mrs. Lampert -- please. Does he have the money?
just a minute, mrs. lampert -- you'd better give that to me slowly. who's adam?	The one who said he was Dyle's brother -- of course I'm sure -- Tex wrote the word 'Dyle' before he died. He's the murderer I tell you -- he's the only one left! You've got to do something!
are you sure there's no mistake?	None whatsoever. Please, Mrs. Lampert -- be careful.
i told them what you said -- about this man being carson dyle's brother. i asked them what they knew about it and they told me -- you're not gonna like this, mrs. lampert -- they told me carson dyle has no brother.	Are you sure there's no mistake?
go ahead, mr. bartholomew -- i'm listening.	I told them what you said -- about this man being Carson Dyle's brother. I asked them what they knew about it and they told me -- you're not gonna like this, Mrs. Lampert -- they told me Carson Dyle has no brother.
mrs. lampert? -- bartholomew. i've spoken to washington, mrs. lampert --	Go ahead, Mr. Bartholomew -- I'm listening.
yes -- ?	Mrs. Lampert? -- Bartholomew. I've spoken to Washington, Mrs. Lampert --
you're in an ideal position -- he trusts you.  besides, you said yourself, women make the best spies.	Agents.
me? why me?	You're in an ideal position -- he trusts you.  Besides, you said yourself, women make the best spies.
i don't know -- but i think you'd better find out, don't you?	Me? Why me?
oh. then who's this one?	I don't know -- but I think you'd better find out, don't you?
no, mrs. lampert. his death is registered with the war department in washington.	Oh. Then who's this one?
but no one actually saw him die.	No, Mrs. Lampert. His death is registered with the War Department in Washington.
no, mrs. lampert.	But no one actually saw him die.
maybe he really is dyle. he could still be alive.	No, Mrs. Lampert.
we're anxious to know who this man is -- the one calling himself dyle.	Maybe he really is Dyle. He could still be alive.
oh, stop it. what do you want me to do?	We're anxious to know who this man is -- the one calling himself Dyle.
that's the spirit.	Oh, stop it. What do you want me to do?
well, if i'm going to die, i might as well do it for my country.	That's the spirit.
i wouldn't advise that, mrs. lampert. you'd better consider what happened to your husband when he tried to leave. those men won't be very far away -- no matter where you go. in fact, i don't even see any point in your changing hotels. please help us, mrs. lampert. your government is counting on you.	Well, if I'm going to die, I might as well do it for my country.
i'm sorry, mr. bartholomew, but nothing you've told me has changed my mind. i still intend leaving paris -- tonight.	I wouldn't advise that, Mrs. Lampert. You'd better consider what happened to your husband when he tried to leave. Those men won't be very far away -- no matter where you go. In fact, I don't even see any point in your changing hotels. Please help us, Mrs. Lampert. Your government is counting on you.
c.i.a., mrs. lampert. we're an extension of the wartime o.s.s. it was our money and we want it back.	I'm sorry, Mr. Bartholomew, but nothing you've told me has changed my mind. I still intend leaving Paris -- tonight.
but what has all this got to do with the c.i.o.?	C.I.A., Mrs. Lampert. We're an extension of the wartime O.S.S. It was our money and we want it back.
we know what happened from the bits and pieces we were able to paste together -- but we still have no proof.	But what has all this got to do with the C.I.O.?
but if they stole all that money -- why can't you arrest them?	We know what happened from the bits and pieces we were able to paste together -- but we still have no proof.
carson was dying so they were forced to leave him. they finally got back to the base, made their report, and waited for the war to end. only charles couldn't wait quite as long as the others. he beat them back to the gold, took everything for himself and disappeared. it's taken gideon, tex and scobie all this time to catch up with him again.	But if they stole all that money -- why can't you arrest them?
please go on, mr. bartholomew -- what happened then?	Scobie was able to travel, but Carson Dyle was clearly dying, so they --
have you any idea what these things cost over here?	Please go on, Mr. Bartholomew -- what happened then?
by burying it, and then reporting that the germans had captured it. all they had to do was come back after the war, dig it up and split it five ways -- a quarter of a million dollars with no questions asked.	May I have a cigarette, please?
steal it how?	By burying it, and then reporting that the Germans had captured it. All they had to do was come back after the war, dig it up and split it five ways -- a quarter of a million dollars with no questions asked.
yes. the five men. they were, of course, your husband, charles, the three men who showed up at his funeral yesterday, and carson dyle. but something went wrong and they were unable to locate their contact. it must have been at that point that they decided to steal the money.	Steal it how?
go on, please -- five men -- $250,000 -- the french underground --	Yes. The five men. They were, of course, your husband, Charles, the three men who showed up at his funeral yesterday, and Carson Dyle. But something went wrong and they were unable to locate their contact. It must have been at that point that they decided to steal the money.
mrs. lampert, i really hadn't planned on spending the entire night here.	Can I at least keep the onion soup?
gratine, choucroute garnie, salade de pommes -- et un ballon de rouge.	Mrs. Lampert, I really hadn't planned on spending the entire night here.
caf.	Gratine, choucroute garnie, salade de pommes -- et un ballon de rouge.
barely, yes.	In 1944, five members of the O.S.S. -- the military espionage unit -- were ordered behind the German lines for the purpose of delivering $250,000 in gold to the French Underground. The five men --
i suppose you're old enough to have heard of world war two?	Barely, yes.
dead? mr. bartholomew -- maybe you'd better tell me what this thing's all about.	I suppose you're old enough to have heard of World War Two?
i didn't see any point. dyle's dead.	Dead? Mr. Bartholomew -- maybe you'd better tell me what this thing's all about.
mr. bartholomew -- why didn't you tell me you knew about dyle?	I didn't see any point. Dyle's dead.
there's only one dyle connected with this affair, mrs. lampert -- that's carson.	You mean you've known about him all along? Why didn't you tell me?
carson?	There's only one Dyle connected with this affair, Mrs. Lampert -- that's Carson.
that's not carson dyle.	Carson?
no, what?	That's not Carson Dyle.
no.	No, what?
well -- he's tall -- over six feet -- rather thin -- in good physical shape, i'd say -- dark eyes -- quite handsome, really.	No.
describe him.	Well -- he's tall -- over six feet -- rather thin -- in good physical shape, I'd say -- dark eyes -- quite handsome, really.
he's hardly my mr. dyle.	Describe him.
what does your mr. dyle look like, mrs. lampert?	He's hardly my Mr. Dyle.
dyle, or whatever his name is.	What does your Mr. Dyle look like, Mrs. Lampert?
who?	Dyle, or whatever his name is.
he has a gun, mr. bartholomew -- i saw it.	Who?
agents.	He has a gun, Mr. Bartholomew -- I saw it.
yes, but i lost him. i really did it quite brilliantly. i'm beginning to think women make the best spies.	Agents.
were you followed?	Yes, but I lost him. I really did it quite brilliantly. I'm beginning to think women make the best spies.
what did you want to see me about, mr. bartholomew?	Were you followed?
where are you now -- can you meet me? do you know les halles?	Yes, where?  -- in fifteen minutes. I'll be there.
you mean he might have -- mr. bartholomew, i'm catching the next plane out of here -- i'm not going to sit here and wait for someone to make chopped liver out of me!	Where are you now -- can you meet me? Do you know Les Halles?
i don't know who this mr. dyle is, but it's just possible we were wrong about who killed your husband.	You mean he might have -- Mr. Bartholomew, I'm catching the next plane out of here -- I'm not going to sit here and wait for someone to make chopped liver out of me!
oh.	Like I said, Mrs Lampert -- I'm afraid you're in a great deal of danger. Remember what happened to Charles.
because they're still here.	Oh.
why not?	Because they're still here.
well, there you are! charles had the money with him -- so whoever killed him has it -- they have it!	Why not?
we've no proof, of course, but we rather think so, yes.	Well, there you are! Charles had the money with him -- so whoever killed him has it -- they have it!
wait a minute -- you think those three men killed charles, don't you?	We've no proof, of course, but we rather think so, yes.
here's where you're to call me -- day or night. it's a direct line to both my office and my apartment. don't lose it, mrs. lampert -- and please don't tell anyone about coming to see me. it could prove fatal for them as well as yourself.	Wait a minute -- you think those three men killed Charles, don't you?
look for it, mrs. lampert -- look just as hard and as fast as you can. you may not have a great deal of time. those men know you have it just as surely as we do. you won't be safe until the money's in our hands. is that clear?	Here's where you're to call me -- day or night. It's a direct line to both my office and my apartment. Don't lose it, Mrs. Lampert -- and please don't tell anyone about coming to see me. It could prove fatal for them as well as yourself.
but --	Look for it, Mrs. Lampert -- look just as hard and as fast as you can. You may not have a great deal of time. Those men know you have it just as surely as we do. You won't be safe until the money's in our hands. Is that clear?
or a safe deposit key, a certified check, a baggage claim -- you look for it, mrs. lampert -- i'm quite sure you'll find it.	But --
you mean it's just lying around someplace -- all that cash?	Or a safe deposit key, a certified check, a baggage claim -- you look for it, Mrs. Lampert -- I'm quite sure you'll find it.
nevertheless, mrs lampert -- you've got it.	You mean it's just lying around someplace -- all that cash?
mr. bartholomew -- if i had a quarter of a million dollars, believe me, i'd know it.	Nevertheless, Mrs Lampert -- you've got it.
oh, you've got the money all right -- you just don't know you've got it.	Mr. Bartholomew -- if I had a quarter of a million dollars, believe me, I'd know it.
thanks very much.	Oh, you've got the money all right -- you just don't know you've got it.
i believe you.	Thanks very much.
i'm sorry it's impossible. it's the truth.	I believe you.
that's impossible. you're the only one who could have it.	I'm sorry it's impossible. It's the truth.
but i don't have it.	That's impossible. You're the only one who could have it.
and i'm afraid we want it back.	But I don't have it.
oh, i see.	And I'm afraid we want it back.
ours.	Oh, I see.
then whose is it? his or theirs?	Ours.
oh, mrs. lampert! i'd love to see you try and convince them of that!  oh, dear.	Then whose is it? His or theirs?
but it's charles's money, not theirs.	Oh, Mrs. Lampert! I'd love to see you try and convince them of that!  Oh, dear.
oh, haven't i? the money -- mrs. lampert -- the money. the $250,000 charles voss received from the auction. those three men want it, too -- they want it very badly.	But it's Charles's money, not theirs.
gladly, only i don't know what you want! you haven't told me.	Oh, haven't I? The money -- Mrs. Lampert -- the money. The $250,000 Charles Voss received from the auction. Those three men want it, too -- they want it very badly.
please, do what we ask, mrs. lampert -- it's your only chance.	Gladly, only I don't know what you want! You haven't told me.
mr. bartholomew -- if you're trying to frighten me you're doing a really first-rate job!	Please, do what we ask, Mrs. Lampert -- it's your only chance.
you're charles voss's wife -- now that he's dead you're their only lead.	Mr. Bartholomew -- if you're trying to frighten me you're doing a really first-rate job!
danger? why should i be in any danger?	You're Charles Voss's wife -- now that he's dead you're their only lead.
mrs. lampert, i'm afraid you're in a great deal of danger.	Danger? Why should I be in any danger?
stop calling me that! lampert's the name on the marriage license.	Yes -- and tell me if you recognize anyone. Just a moment. Have a good look.
aren't they?  now look at this one, mrs. voss, and --	Stop calling me that! Lampert's the name on the marriage license.
very sweet.	Aren't they?  Now look at this one, Mrs. Voss, and --
voss -- charles voss. all right, mrs. voss --  -- i'd like you to look at this photograph, please -- by the way, you saw this one, didn't you?  scott, cathy, and ham, jr.	Very sweet.
his -- real -- ?	Voss -- Charles Voss. All right, Mrs. Voss --  -- I'd like you to look at this photograph, please -- by the way, you saw this one, didn't you?  Scott, Cathy, and Ham, Jr.
yes. we knew him, of course, by his real name.	His -- real -- ?
so that was it.	Yes. We knew him, of course, by his real name.
to be more specific, he was wanted by this agency.	So that was it.
may i have a sandwich, please?	To be more specific, he was wanted by this agency.
your husband was wanted by the u. s. government.	May I have a sandwich, please?
what's all this got to do with me, mr. bartholomew?	Your husband was wanted by the U. S. government.
yes -- that all he needs is a code book and a cyanide pill and he's in business.	What's all this got to do with me, Mr. Bartholomew?
agent.	Yes -- That all he needs is a code book and a cyanide pill and he's in business.
i'm not an agent, mrs. lampert -- i'm an administrator -- a desk jockey -- trying to run a bureau of overworked men with under-allocated funds. congress seems to think that all a spy needs --	Agent.
i'm sorry, it's just that i didn't think that you people were supposed to admit --	I'm not an agent, Mrs. Lampert -- I'm an administrator -- a desk jockey -- trying to run a bureau of overworked men with under-allocated funds. Congress seems to think that all a spy needs --
someone has to do it, mrs. lampert --	I'm sorry, it's just that I didn't think that you people were supposed to admit --
we? you mean you're --?	Someone has to do it, Mrs. Lampert --
only we call them agents.	We? You mean you're --?
you mean spies and things like that?	Only we call them agents.
central intelligence agency -- c.i.a.	You mean spies and things like that?
i don't suppose it's an airline, is it?	Central Intelligence Agency -- C.I.A.
do you know what c.i.a. is, mrs. lampert?	I don't suppose it's an airline, is it?
no thanks.	Do you know what C.I.A. is, Mrs. Lampert?
have some, please. i've got...  ...liverwurst -- liverwurst -- chicken and -- liverwurst.	No thanks.
mr. bartholomew -- are you sure you know who i am?	Charles Lampert's widow -- yes?  Last time I sent out a tie only the spot came back.
dry-cleaningwise, things are all fouled up. i had a good man -- an excellent man on the rue ponthieu, but h.q. asked us to use the plant here in the building -- to ease the gold outflow.	Mr. Bartholomew -- are you sure you know who I am?
mrs. lampert -- mrs. charles lampert.	Come in, Mrs. Lampert. You're quite late.
i'm sorry -- my secretary must have gone to lunch. you are -- ?	Mrs. Lampert -- Mrs. Charles Lampert.
herman scobie. and you've never seen him before, either?	No, thank heaven.
that's a face you don't forget -- he was there too --	Herman Scobie. And you've never seen him before, either?
the last one, please.	That's a face you don't forget -- he was there too --
no.	The last one, please.
do you know him, mrs. vo -- mrs. lampert? leopold w. gideon?	No.
yes -- and he was there, too -- a little fatter now -- and less hair -- but it's the same one.	Do you know him, Mrs. Vo -- Mrs. Lampert? Leopold W. Gideon?
next, please.	Yes -- and he was there, too -- a little fatter now -- and less hair -- but it's the same one.
no.	Next, please.
does the name tex penthollow mean anything to you?	No.
it's the man who came to the funeral yesterday -- i'm sure of it -- a tall man in a corduroy suit and string tie.	Does the name Tex Penthollow mean anything to you?
1944. the next face, please.	It's the man who came to the funeral yesterday -- I'm sure of it -- a tall man in a corduroy suit and string tie.
he looks so young -- when was this taken?	1944. The next face, please.
very good.	He looks so young -- when was this taken?
it's charles!	Very good.
you did too say it -- i heard you. oh, i love you adam -- i mean alex -- er, peter -- brian. i hope we have lots of boys -- we can name them all after you.	Before we start on that, do you mind handing over the stamps?
i didn't say anything. will you give me those stamps?	You did too say it -- I heard you. Oh, I love you Adam -- I mean Alex -- er, Peter -- Brian. I hope we have lots of boys -- we can name them all after you.
you can't prove it, can you? you're still trying to --  marriage license! did you say -- ?	I didn't say anything. Will you give me those stamps?
well, maybe we'd better forget about it, then.	You can't prove it, can you? You're still trying to --  marriage license! Did you say -- ?
you'd lie about anything.	Well, maybe we'd better forget about it, then.
i wouldn't lie on a thing like that -- i could go to jail.	You'd lie about anything.
quit stalling -- i want to see some identification -- now!	I wouldn't lie on a thing like that -- I could go to jail.
how about if next week some time i put it on a marriage license -- that ought to --	Quit stalling -- I want to see some identification -- now!
only if you can prove to me that you're really brian cruikshank.	How about if next week some time I put it on a marriage license -- that ought to --
my mother -- she lives in detroit. come on now -- give me those stamps.	Only if you can prove to me that you're really Brian Cruikshank.
oh.	My mother -- she lives in Detroit. Come on now -- give me those stamps.
no.	Oh.
but you're -- divorced?	No.
yes.	But you're -- divorced?
is there a mrs. cruikshank?	Yes.
who asked you to get stuck with any of them?	Is there a Mrs. Cruikshank?
brian cruikshank -- it would serve me right if i got stuck with that one.	Who asked you to get stuck with any of them?
brian.	Brian Cruikshank -- it would serve me right if I got stuck with that one.
what's your first name today?	Brian.
okay, now -- hand over those stamps.	What's your first name today?
starting with his own.	Okay, now -- hand over those stamps.
-- recommending that all embassy offices be locked during the lunch hour.	Starting with his own.
bartholomew?	-- recommending that all Embassy offices be locked during the lunch hour.
mrs. foster -- send a memo to bartholomew at security recommending that --	Bartholomew?
then how do i know this is your office?	Mrs. Foster -- send a memo to Bartholomew at Security recommending that --
the lunch hour. he probably worked it out in advance. he found an office that was usually left open and just moved in for the time you were here.	Then how do I know this is your office?
around one.	The lunch hour. He probably worked it out in advance. He found an office that was usually left open and just moved in for the time you were here.
when did you see him -- what time, i mean?	Around one.
here --  wait a minute -- how did carson dyle get an office in here, anyway?	When did you see him -- what time, I mean?
we're not allowed to tell. may i have the stamps, please?	Here --  Wait a minute -- how did Carson Dyle get an office in here, anyway?
you couldn't even be honest about being dishonest. why didn't you say something?	We're not allowed to tell. May I have the stamps, please?
crooked? i should think you'd be glad to find out i wasn't crooked.	You couldn't even be honest about being dishonest. Why didn't you say something?
well, of all the mean, rotten, contemptible, crooked --	Crooked? I should think you'd be glad to find out I wasn't crooked.
we'd better exchange keys. here's mine.	I'll take that.
what's wrong, herman -- have you got something to hide?  then i take it there are no objections.	We'd better exchange keys. Here's mine.
not my room!	What's wrong, Herman -- have you got something to hide?  Then I take it there are no objections.
he's just tryin' to throw us off! they've got it, i tell you! why don't we search their rooms?	It's all right with us --
that's a crock! if one of us did that he wouldn't hang around here waiting for the other two to wise up.	But he'd have to. If he left he'd be admitting his guilt -- and the others would know what happened. Whoever it is has to wait here, pretending to look for the money, waiting for the rest of us to give up and go home. That's when he'll be safe and not a minute before.
me?	Or you --  Or you --
i don't know, herman -- maybe you do.	Me?
then who does?	I don't know, Herman -- maybe you do.
and stop threatening that boy. he doesn't have the money. mrs. lampert doesn't either.	Then who does?
back where?	That's the idea.
supposing i did have it -- which i don't -- do you really think i'd hand it over?	You're out, Dyle -- right now!
and i say maybe you both have it! one more time, dyle -- where is it?	Supposing I did have it -- which I don't -- do you really think I'd hand it over?
is that why you dragged me all the way up here -- to ask me that? she has it -- you know that.	And I say maybe you both have it! One more time, Dyle -- where is it?
i'll give you a chance, dyle -- which is more than you'd give me. where's the money?	Is that why you dragged me all the way up here -- to ask me that? She has it -- you know that.
very pretty. now what?	I'll give you a chance, Dyle -- which is more than you'd give me. Where's the money?
the view had better be worth it.	Very pretty. Now what?
keep going.	The view had better be worth it.
open it.	Keep going.
do i knock or something?	Open it.
okay -- up there.	Do I knock or something?
sorry about that.	Okay -- up there.
i said with the mouth shut.	Sorry about that.
how long do you intend -- ?	I said with the mouth shut.
we wait -- with our mouths shut.	How long do you intend -- ?
what now?	We wait -- with our mouths shut.
if you do anything funny, or try to talk to anyone, i'll kill you, dyle -- here and now. okay?	You'll wreck your raincoat.
the man's the same, even if the name isn't.	No -- he's not the same. Alexander Dyle was interested in clearing up his brother's death. Adam Canfield is a crook. And with all the advantages you've got -- brains, charm, education, a handsome face --
adam canfield. wonderful. do you realize you've had three names in the past two days? i don't even know who i'm talking to any more.	The man's the same, even if the name isn't.
sorry, the name's adam canfield.	Adam Canfield. Wonderful. Do you realize you've had three names in the past two days? I don't even know who I'm talking to any more.
but i do believe it -- that's what i don't believe. so it's goodbye alexander dyle -- welcome home peter joshua.	Sorry, the name's Adam Canfield.
well, i can't really blame you -- not now.	But I do believe it -- that's what I don't believe. So it's goodbye Alexander Dyle -- Welcome home Peter Joshua.
i don't believe it.	Well, I can't really blame you -- not now.
well, it isn't exactly the term i'd have chosen, but i suppose it captures the spirit of the thing.	I don't believe it.
you mean, you're a thief?	Well, it isn't exactly the term I'd have chosen, but I suppose it captures the spirit of the thing.
when a man has no profession except the one he loathes, what's left? i began looking for people with more money than they'd ever need -- including some they'd barely miss.	You mean, you're a thief?
what do you mean?	When a man has no profession except the one he loathes, what's left? I began looking for people with more money than they'd ever need -- including some they'd barely miss.
it led me away from umbrella frames, for one thing. but that left me without any honest means of support.	What do you mean?
i suppose all this is leading somewhere?	It led me away from umbrella frames, for one thing. But that left me without any honest means of support.
after i graduated college i was all set to go into my father business. umbrella frames -- that's what he made. it was a sensible business, i suppose, but i didn't have the sense to be interested in anything sensible.	I suppose all this is leading somewhere?
go on.	After I graduated college I was all set to go into my father business. Umbrella frames -- that's what he made. It was a sensible business, I suppose, but I didn't have the sense to be interested in anything sensible.
are you going to listen?	Go on.
well!	Are you going to listen?
why don't you shut up!	Well!
fiction or non-fiction?	Why don't you shut up!
okay. then get set for the story of my life -- not that it would ever make the best-seller list.	Fiction or non-fiction?
i can't very well leave without a pair of water wings.	Okay. Then get set for the story of my life -- not that it would ever make the best-seller list.
i can explain if you'll just listen. will you listen?	I can't very well leave without a pair of water wings.
carson dyle didn't have a brother.	I can explain if you'll just listen. Will you listen?
i don't understand you at all -- one minute you're chasing me around the shower room and the next you're accusing me of murder.	Carson Dyle didn't have a brother.
it's a start, anyway.	I don't understand you at all -- one minute you're chasing me around the shower room and the next you're accusing me of murder.
what do i have to do to satisfy you -- become the next victim?	It's a start, anyway.
are you trying to say that i might have killed charles and scobie?	What do I have to do to satisfy you -- become the next victim?
but then if we sit back and wait, the field should start narrowing down, shouldn't it? whoever's left alive at the end will pretty well have sewn up the nomination, wouldn't you say so?	Are you trying to say that I might have killed Charles and Scobie?
no -- not yet.	But then if we sit back and wait, the field should start narrowing down, shouldn't it? Whoever's left alive at the end will pretty well have sewn up the nomination, wouldn't you say so?
how can i believe it when you don't even know who the killer is? i've got that right, haven't i? you don't know who did it.	No -- not yet.
nothing's going to happen to you while i'm around -- i want you to believe that.	How can I believe it when you don't even know who the killer is? I've got that right, haven't I? You don't know who did it.
i keep thinking about charles and scobie -- and the one who's going to be next -- me?	Nothing's going to happen to you while I'm around -- I want you to believe that.
reggie -- you haven't spoken a word in twenty minutes.	I keep thinking about Charles and Scobie -- and the one who's going to be next -- me?
every day. the manufacturer recommends it.	I don't believe it.
how often do you go through this little ritual?	Every day. The manufacturer recommends it.
the suit needs it more than i do, anyway.	How often do you go through this little ritual?
shut the door!	I don't think I know that one.
i usually sing a medley of old favorites when i bathe -- any requests?	Shut the door!
have you ever heard of anyone taking a shower with his shoes on?  what a nut.	I usually sing a medley of old favorites when I bathe -- any requests?
what are you doing?	Have you ever heard of anyone taking a shower with his shoes on?  What a nut.
i dare you.	What are you doing?
then i suggest you call one of them.	I dare you.
this is a ludicrous situation. there must be dozens of men dying to use my shower.	Then I suggest you call one of them.
reggie -- open the door.	This is a ludicrous situation. There must be dozens of men dying to use my shower.
the shower's in there.	Reggie -- open the door.
did you ever hear the story of the boy who cried wolf?	The shower's in there.
got you.	Did you ever hear the story of the boy who cried wolf?
hurry up and change -- i'm starved.	Let me know what you want -- I'll pick a suit that matches.
what? assassinate somebody?	No --
first your brother, then charles, now scobie -- we've got to do something! any minute now we could be assassinated! would you do anything like that?	What? Assassinate somebody?
yes, i know.	First your brother, then Charles, now Scobie -- we've got to do something! Any minute now we could be assassinated! Would you do anything like that?
what makes you think that this somebody will be satisfied with three? he wants it all, alex -- that means we're in his way, too.	Yes, I know.
maybe somebody felt that four shares were too many --	What makes you think that this somebody will be satisfied with three? He wants it all, Alex -- that means we're in his way, too.
no, about scobie, i mean. i can't think of any reason why he was killed.	Maybe somebody felt that four shares were too many --
don't worry, i'm not going to hit you.	No, about Scobie, I mean. I can't think of any reason why he was killed.
i'm scared.	Don't worry, I'm not going to hit you.
hm?	I'm scared.
alex --	Hm?
no sense messing up the streets.	Alex --
i'm sorry.	No sense messing up the streets.
i'd love some, thanks.	I'm sorry.
no -- gene kelly. remember the way he danced down there next to the river in 'american in paris' -- without a care in the world? this is good, want some?	I'd love some, thanks.
what -- like scobie?	No -- Gene Kelly. Remember the way he danced down there next to the river in 'American in Paris' -- without a care in the world? This is good, want some?
women. you know, i can't help feeling rather sorry for scobie.  wouldn't it be nice if we were like that?	What -- like Scobie?
who?	Women. You know, I can't help feeling rather sorry for Scobie.  Wouldn't it be nice if we were like that?
oh. i guess they just can't help it.	Who?
a) it's always the person you don't suspect; b) that means you think it's tex because you really suspect gideon; therefore c) if you think it's tex, it has to be someone else -- gideon.	Oh. I guess they just can't help it.
what's so illogical about that?	A) It's always the person you don't suspect; B) that means you think it's Tex because you really suspect Gideon; therefore C) if you think it's Tex, it has to be someone else -- Gideon.
do women think it's feminine to be so illogical -- or can't they help it?	What's so illogical about that?
because i really suspect gideon -- and it is always the person you don't suspect.	Do women think it's feminine to be so illogical -- or can't they help it?
why?	Because I really suspect Gideon -- and it is always the person you don't suspect.
i think tex did it.	Why?
maybe.	You're a big help. Can I have one of those?
or tex?	Maybe.
maybe.	Or Tex?
who do you think did it -- gideon?	Maybe.
reggie -- ? did you find it?	No.
he's all yours. i'll do tex and gideon. take jean-louis with you -- and make sure you bolt the door from inside.	Viens, Jean-Louis -- we're going to have a treasure hunt.
scobie -- he's the one that objected.	He's all yours. I'll do Tex and Gideon. Take Jean-Louis with you -- and make sure you bolt the door from inside.
come on -- let's get busy. who gets your vote?	Scobie -- he's the one that objected.
hello, herman, it was a happy landing, i see.	I'd better call Sylvie -- she must be frantic.
lord, i forgot all about it -- sylvie works late tuesday nights -- she always leaves him with me. they wouldn't do anything to a little boy, would they?	I don't know -- it depends on whether or not they've already eaten.
tuesday.	Lord, I forgot all about it -- Sylvie works late Tuesday nights -- she always leaves him with me. They wouldn't do anything to a little boy, would they?
what day is it?	Tuesday.
that sounds like their problem.	I'll be right there.
they've got jean-louis!	That sounds like their problem.
the phone's ringing --	Whoever it is won't give up -- and neither will I.
i think i love you, alex --	The phone's ringing --
now please, reggie -- cut it out.	I think I love you, Alex --
oh.	Now please, Reggie -- cut it out.
but i'm not through complaining yet.	Oh.
you did.	But I'm not through complaining yet.
who told you to do that?	You did.
cutting it out.	Who told you to do that?
what are you doing?	Cutting it out.
okay.	What are you doing?
now please, reggie -- cut it out.	Okay.
okay -- i'll tell you what -- we'll just sit around all day long being frivolous -- how about that?	Now please, Reggie -- cut it out.
serious. when a man gets to be my age that's the last word he ever wants to hear. i don't want to be serious -- and i especially don't want you to be.	Okay -- I'll tell you what -- we'll just sit around all day long being frivolous -- how about that?
said what?	Serious. When a man gets to be my age that's the last word he ever wants to hear. I don't want to be serious -- and I especially don't want you to be.
there, you said it.	Said what?
why can't you be serious?	There, you said it.
well, there's your trouble right there -- you're too old for me.	Why can't you be serious?
i'm not fifteen.	Well, there's your trouble right there -- you're too old for me.
so was juliet -- at fifteen.	I'm not fifteen.
oh-oh -- here it comes. the fatherly talk. you forget i'm already a widow.	So was Juliet -- at fifteen.
reggie -- listen to me --	Oh-oh -- here it comes. The fatherly talk. You forget I'm already a widow.
i hope it turns out you're a whitefoot, alex -- i could be very happy hanging around the tepee.	Reggie -- listen to me --
whitefoot, of course.	Come here.
which one are you?	Whitefoot, of course.
why not a lying blackfoot?	Which one are you?
oh. well, then he's a truthful whitefoot, of course.	Why not a lying Blackfoot?
because he's wearing moccasins.	Oh. Well, then he's a truthful Whitefoot, of course.
why couldn't you just look at his feet?	Because he's wearing moccasins.
there's an old riddle about two tribes of indians -- the whitefeet always tell the truth and the blackfeet always lie. so one day you meet an indian, you ask him if he's a truthful whitefoot or a lying blackfoot? he tells you he's a truthful whitefoot, but which one is he?	Why couldn't you just look at his feet?
there must be some way.	There's an old riddle about two tribes of Indians -- the Whitefeet always tell the truth and the Blackfeet always lie. So one day you meet an Indian, you ask him if he's a truthful Whitefoot or a lying Blackfoot? He tells you he's a truthful Whitefoot, but which one is he?
you can't.	There must be some way.
alex -- how can you tell if someone is lying or not?	You can't.
i'm sorry i couldn't tell you the truth, but i had to find out your part in all this.	Alex -- how can you tell if someone is lying or not?
there -- you're a new man.	I'm sorry I couldn't tell you the truth, but I had to find out your part in all this.
i'm no easier to live with than he was.	There -- you're a new man.
i thought that was peter joshua.	I'm no easier to live with than he was.
yes, but we're divorced.	I thought that was Peter Joshua.
is there a mrs. dyle?	Yes, but we're divorced.
alexander.	Is there a Mrs. Dyle?
ha ha. you could at least tell me what your first name is these days.	Alexander.
okay, i'll drive you around there some day.  ouch!	Ha ha. You could at least tell me what your first name is these days.
sure.	Okay, I'll drive you around there some day.  Ouch!
would you like to see where i was tattooed?	Sure.
your passport! what kind of a proof is that?	Would you like to see where I was tattooed?
would you like to see my passport?	Your passport! What kind of a proof is that?
are you really carson dyle's brother?	Would you like to see my passport?
haven't you got a bullet i can bite?	Are you really Carson Dyle's brother?
does it hurt?	Haven't you got a bullet I can bite?
it's not so bad. you may not be able to lie on your back for a few days -- but, then, you can lie from any position, can't you?	Does it hurt?
listen -- all i really want is an estimate.	It's not so bad. You may not be able to lie on your back for a few days -- but, then, you can lie from any position, can't you?
i left him hanging around the american express.	Come on -- I've got something that stings like crazy.
scobie?	I left him hanging around the American Express.
i met a man with sharp nails.	Scobie?
didn't anyone ever tell you it's impolite to --  what happened?	I met a man with sharp nails.
the army thinks he was killed in action by the germans, but i think they did it -- tex, gideon and scobie -- and your husband -- because he wouldn't go along with their scheme to steal the gold. i think he threatened to turn them in and they killed him. i'm trying to prove it. they think i'm working with them. but i'm not, and that's the truth. i'm on your side, reggie -- please believe that.	How can I? You lied to me -- the way Charles did -- and after promising you wouldn't. Oh, I want to believe you, Peter... oh, but I can't call you that anymore, can I? It will take me a while to get used to your new name -- which I don't even know yet. What is it?  Aren't you going to tell me?  Hello -- ?
your --	The army thinks he was killed in action by the Germans, but I think they did it -- Tex, Gideon and Scobie -- and your husband -- because he wouldn't go along with their scheme to steal the gold. I think he threatened to turn them in and they killed him. I'm trying to prove it. They think I'm working with them. But I'm not, and that's the truth. I'm on your side, Reggie -- please believe that.
yes, he is. he was my brother.	Your --
carson dyle is dead.	Yes, he is. He was my brother.
but you know my name -- it's dyle.	Carson Dyle is dead.
well, you know now, so please tell me who you are.	But you know my name -- it's Dyle.
i had to -- for all i knew you could have been in on the whole thing.	Well, you know now, so please tell me who you are.
why you lied to me.	I had to -- for all I knew you could have been in on the whole thing.
no cat and mouse -- you've got me. what do you want to know?	Why you lied to me.
it's the only name i've got. how about you?	No cat and mouse -- you've got me. What do you want to know?
reggie?	It's the only name I've got. How about you?
good morning, mr. dyle.	Reggie?
i'm -- i'm sorry.	No. For a few minutes they were mine -- that is enough.
i am a tradesman, madame, not a doorman. and don't forget these.	I'm -- I'm sorry.
please keep it.	I am a tradesman, Madame, not a doorman. And don't forget these.
here's ten.	Please keep it.
let me see. there are 350 european, 200 asian, 175 american, 100 african and twelve princess grace commemorative -- which comes to nine francs fifty.	Here's ten.
you gave the boy quite a lot of stamps in return, monsieur flix -- are they for sale now?	Let me see. There are 350 European, 200 Asian, 175 American, 100 African and twelve Princess Grace commemorative -- which comes to nine francs fifty.
the best for the last -- le chef- d'oeuvre de la collection. the masterpiece. it is the most valuable stamp in the world. it is called 'the gazette guyanne.' it was printed by hand on colored paper in 1852 and marked with the initials of the printer.  today it has a value of $100,000.  eh, bien -- i am not a thief. i knew there was some mistake. take them.	You gave the boy quite a lot of stamps in return, Monsieur Flix -- are they for sale now?
and the last one?	The best for the last -- le chef- d'oeuvre de la collection. The masterpiece. It is the most valuable stamp in the world. It is called 'The Gazette Guyanne.' It was printed by hand on colored paper in 1852 and marked with the initials of the printer.  Today it has a value of $100,000.  Eh, bien -- I am not a thief. I knew there was some mistake. Take them.
a two-penny mauritius -- issued in 1856. not so rare as the others -- $30,000 perhaps.	And the last one?
do you have anything to eat?  and the orange one -- what about the orange one?	A two-penny Mauritius -- issued in 1856. Not so rare as the others -- $30,000 perhaps.
forty-five thousand.	Do you have anything to eat?  And the orange one -- what about the orange one?
in money.	Forty-five thousand.
in human life? in greed? in suffering?	In money.
what's its value today?	In human life? In greed? In suffering?
it is called 'the hawaiian blue' and there are only seven left. in 1894 the owner of one was murdered by a rival collector who was obsessed to own it.	What's its value today?
do you mind if i sit down?  what about the blue one?	It is called 'The Hawaiian Blue' and there are only seven left. In 1894 the owner of one was murdered by a rival collector who was obsessed to own it.
in your money, perhaps $65,000.	Do you mind if I sit down?  What about the blue one?
i'm afraid it is important.	In your money, perhaps $65,000.
the money is unimportant.	I'm afraid it is important.
how much is it worth?	The money is unimportant.
i know them as one knows his own face, even though i have never seen them. this yellow one -- a swedish four shilling -- called 'de gula fyraskillingen' -- issued in 1854.	How much is it worth?
i'm -- i'm sorry -- i don't know anything about stamps.	I know them as one knows his own face, even though I have never seen them. This yellow one -- a Swedish four shilling -- called 'De Gula Fyraskillingen' -- issued in 1854.
have you ever, in your entire life, seen anything so beautiful?	I'm -- I'm sorry -- I don't know anything about stamps.
yes.	The man who bought them last week was American. I did not see him but I heard. I knew you would come.
i was expecting you. you are american too, of course.	Yes.
monsieur flix -- ?	I was expecting you. You are American too, of course.
what do you mean, no?	The kid said --
nachurly. jus' like i'd tell you.	Nachurly. And that goes for Herman, too.
you know i'd tell you if i had it.	Nachurly. Jus' like I'd tell you.
you don't s'pose one o' us has it, like the man said -- i mean, that'd be pretty distasteful -- us bein' vet'rans o' the same war 'n' all.	You know I'd tell you if I had it.
meaning what?	You don't s'pose one o' us has it, like the man said -- I mean, that'd be pretty distasteful -- us bein' vet'rans o' the same war 'n' all.
you think that mebbe we're fishin' the wrong stream?	Meaning what?
not unless we're blind.	You think that mebbe we're fishin' the wrong stream?
there sure ain't nothin' here worth no quarter of a million.	Not unless we're blind.
no. the police have kindly provided us with a list.	There sure ain't nothin' here worth no quarter of a million.
you sure nuthin's missin'?	No. The police have kindly provided us with a list.
why bother him?	You sure nuthin's missin'?
and if it is?	Why bother him?
what for? if it's not here, why bother him?	And if it is?
i suggest you get about your business -- nothing soothes herman like success.	That's right -- it's like ticklin' a alligator's belly.
that was a dumb move, herman -- a dumb move.	And then some. If you'd only told us you was goin' to her room we could've kept 'em busy --
but his mother --	She isn't going to be anybody's mother unless you answer some questions.
i'm afraid that will have to wait, mrs. lampert.	But his mother --
dead, mrs. lampert -- like last week's news -- like charles, mrs. lampert --	Stop it!
leave me alone -- !	Dead, Mrs. Lampert -- like last week's news -- like Charles, Mrs. Lampert --
mrs. lampert, any morning now you could wake up dead.	Leave me alone -- !
i don't know anything.	Mrs. Lampert, any morning now you could wake up dead.
it doesn't belong to you, mrs. lampert -- you do know that, don't you?	I don't know anything.
tell me what?	It doesn't belong to you, Mrs. Lampert -- you do know that, don't you?
didn't charles tell you, mrs. lampert?	Tell me what?
what do you want?	Didn't Charles tell you, Mrs. Lampert?
mrs. lampert --	What do you want?
no -- in my room.	It stands to reason you are telling the truth -- for why would you invent such a ridiculous story?
in mr. dyle's room?	No -- in my room.
i was, too.	In Mr. Dyle's room?
i don't understand.	And this? And this?
and this?	I don't understand.
of course it is.	And this?
one more question. is this your husband's passport?	Of course it is.
is that all? can i go now?	One more question. Is this your husband's passport?
if you will sign this list you may take the things with you.	Is that all? Can I go now?
yes. your appointment has been changed.  one key to your apartment -- one comb -- one fountain pen --  one toothbrush -- one tin of tooth powder  -- that is all.	If you will sign this list you may take the things with you.
did you?	Yes. Your appointment has been changed.  One key to your apartment -- one comb -- one fountain pen --  one toothbrush -- one tin of tooth powder  -- that is all.
we took the liberty of calling your dentist -- we thought, perhaps, we would learn something.	Did you?
"my dear regina: i hope you are enjoying your holiday. megeve can be so lovely this time of year. the days pass very slowly and i hope to see you soon. as always, charles. p.s. your dentist called yesterday. your appointment has been changed."  not very much, is it?	We took the liberty of calling your dentist -- we thought, perhaps, we would learn something.
a letter? may i see it?	"My dear Regina: I hope you are enjoying your holiday. Megeve can be so lovely this time of year. The days pass very slowly and I hope to see you soon. As always, Charles. P.S. Your dentist called yesterday. Your appointment has been changed."  Not very much, is it?
obviously.  one ticket of passage to south america -- one letter, stamped but unsealed, addressed to you --	A letter? May I see it?
i don't know. perhaps he met somebody.	Obviously.  One ticket of passage to South America -- one letter, stamped but unsealed, addressed to you --
one wallet containing four thousand francs -- one agenda --  -- his last notation was made yesterday -- thursday --  "five p.m. -- jardin des champs- elyses"  why there?	I don't know. Perhaps he met somebody.
is it all right?	I wish you wouldn't.
it is all right.	Is it all right?
i know.  i'm sorry.	It is all right.
c'est absurde, madame. to-tale-ment absurde!	I know.  I'm sorry.
i don't know.	C'est absurde, Madame. To-tale-ment absurde!
besides yourself, who is his nearest relation?	I don't know.
i don't know.	Besides yourself, who is his nearest relation?
where did he keep his money?	I don't know.
i don't know.	Where did he keep his money?
about how wealthy would you say?	I don't know.
i don't know. i suppose so.	About how wealthy would you say?
he was a wealthy man?	I don't know. I suppose so.
he didn't have one.	He was a wealthy man?
oh. swiss. his profession?	He didn't have one.
swiss.	Oh. Swiss. His profession?
he was american?	Swiss.
i'm very confused.	He was American?
your husband possessed a ticket of passage on the 'maranguape.' it sailed from bordeaux for maracaibo this morning at seven.	I'm very confused.
leave?	Your husband possessed a ticket of passage on the 'Maranguape.' It sailed from Bordeaux for Maracaibo this morning at seven.
we discovered your husband's body lying next to the tracks of the paris- bourdeaux railroad line. he was dressed only in his pajamas. do you know of any reason why he might have wished to leave france?	Leave?
i'm very cold.	We discovered your husband's body lying next to the tracks of the Paris- Bourdeaux railroad line. He was dressed only in his pajamas. Do you know of any reason why he might have wished to leave France?
you loved him?	I'm very cold.
yes.	I am Inspector Edouard Grandpierre of the Police Judiciaire. Would you be so kind as to come with me, please?
i don't blame him. jean-louis -- do you know where this monsieur flix lives?	No -- but I will ask.
but he is gone.	I don't blame him. Jean-Louis -- do you know where this Monsieur Flix lives?
a man traded with me -- all those for only four.	Oh no! What man, Jean-Louis --  where?
jean-louis -- thank heavens! do you have -- !  what's that?	A man traded with me -- all those for only four.
up there! it is up there!	No, Jean-Louis.
if you think you're getting credit for this, you're crazy.	We won! We won!
i found it! i found it!	If you think you're getting credit for this, you're crazy.
i hope i don't find any little hairy things living up here -- wait! there is something! if i can just -- yes, i'm getting it -- a case of some sort -- it's heavy.	I found it! I found it!
voil what?	Up there! I would put it up there!
oh.  neither do i.  voil!	Voil what?
swell -- only this man doesn't have a garden.	Oh.  Neither do I.  Voil!
i know. i would bury it in the garden.	Swell -- only this man doesn't have a garden.
come on, now -- if you wanted to hide something, where would you put it?	I know. I would bury it in the garden.
oh, la! if i find the treasure, will i win a prize?	What should we give him?
-- you could have the stamps. i'll get you some here, okay?	Okay.
yes, of course -- but if you went back and wrote me a letter --	-- you could have the stamps. I'll get you some here, okay?
oh, la.	Don't tell me you didn't know it was loaded.  Sylvie!
yes, i'll remember. good night.	Good night.
hey -- i'm on your side. remember that.	Yes, I'll remember. Good night.
don't put yourself out.	Hey -- I'm on your side. Remember that.
go to sleep -- i'll see you in the morning.	Don't put yourself out.
words can hurt very much.	Go to sleep -- I'll see you in the morning.
you mustn't let what he said bother you. it was only words.	Words can hurt very much.
what are you talking about?	You mustn't let what he said bother you. It was only words.
i don't -- but as long as they think you have the money, or know where it is, or have it without knowing where it is, or don't even know you have it --	What are you talking about?
how do you know what they're doing?	I don't -- but as long as they think you have the money, or know where it is, or have it without knowing where it is, or don't even know you have it --
they're only trying to scare you, that's all.	How do you know what they're doing?
i believe what he said.	They're only trying to scare you, that's all.
i wouldn't take that too seriously.	I believe what he said.
he -- he said if i didn't give the money, he'll kill me.	I wouldn't take that too seriously.
what'd he say?	He -- he said if I didn't give the money, he'll kill me.
yes -- that's right.	What is it, Reggie -- what's he saying?
who is it?	The man you had the fight with.
usually it's because they want something -- and they're afraid the truth won't get it for them.	Do you tell lies?
peter, you've got to promise me something. promise you'll never lie the way charles did. why do people have to tell lies?	Usually it's because they want something -- and they're afraid the truth won't get it for them.
that's all right -- it's a drip-dry.	Peter, you've got to promise me something. Promise you'll never lie the way Charles did. Why do people have to tell lies?
i'm so hungry i could faint.  i've -- i've gotten your suit all wet.	That's all right -- it's a drip-dry.
of course i'll help -- i told you i would, didn't i? come on now --	I'm so hungry I could faint.  I've -- I've gotten your suit all wet.
please help me, peter -- you're the only one i can trust.	Of course I'll help -- I told you I would, didn't I? Come on now --
no, they won't -- i won't let them.	Please help me, Peter -- you're the only one I can trust.
but he didn't! i've looked everywhere --  and if i don't find it --  those men going to kill me.	No, they won't -- I won't let them.
so they think he left it with you.	But he didn't! I've looked everywhere --  And if I don't find it --  Those men going to kill me.
i don't know.  those men killed charles to get it. but he must not have had it with him on the train.	So they think he left it with you.
no, it isn't -- where's the money?	I don't know.  Those men killed Charles to get it. But he must not have had it with him on the train.
that's all.	No, it isn't -- where's the money?
go on.	That's all.
a quarter of a million dollars.	Go on.
what?	A quarter of a million dollars.
there are three men -- he's one of them -- they think i have something that belongs to them.	What?
there was no trace of him. all right, reggie -- suppose you tell me what this is all about.	There are three men -- he's one of them -- they think I have something that belongs to them.
be careful, peter.	You took the words right out of my mouth.
lock the door and the window -- and don't let anyone in except me. i'll be back in a minute.	Be careful, Peter.
out of the window, i guess -- i didn't see him.	Lock the door and the window -- and don't let anyone in except me. I'll be back in a minute.
i think i sprained my pride.  where'd he go?	Out of the window, I guess -- I didn't see him.
peter -- are you all right?	I think I sprained my pride.  Where'd he go?
nothing. good night.	Good night.
what?	Nothing. Good night.
do you know what's wrong with you?	What?
then stop acting like one. if you're really in some kind of trouble, i'd like to hear about it. otherwise, it's late, i'm tired and i'm going home to bed.	Do you know what's wrong with you?
how would you like a punch in the nose? stop treating me like a child.	Then stop acting like one. If you're really in some kind of trouble, I'd like to hear about it. Otherwise, it's late, I'm tired and I'm going home to bed.
how would you like a spanking?	How would you like a punch in the nose? Stop treating me like a child.
him: 'do you mind if i come in for a nightcap, reggie?' her: 'well -- it is awfully late.' him: 'just one, all right?' her: 'promise you'll behave yourself.' him: 'sorry, baby, i never make promises i can't keep.'	How would you like a spanking?
on the street where you live.	How about once more around the park?
where?	On the street where you live.
we're here.	Where?
don't you know i could already be arrested for transporting a minor above the first floor?	We're here.
look, i know it's asking you to stretch your imagination, but can't you pretend for a moment that i'm a woman and that you're a --	Don't you know I could already be arrested for transporting a minor above the first floor?
what your husband was mixed up in.	Look, I know it's asking you to stretch your imagination, but can't you pretend for a moment that I'm a woman and that you're a --
what was what?	What your husband was mixed up in.
what was it?	What was what?
how do you shave in there?	What was it?
you said this afternoon that your husband was mixed up in something.	How do you shave in there?
i wasn't --	Yes, you were -- you called it nonsense. Being murdered in cold blood isn't nonsense. Wait until it happens to you sometime.
stop bullying me. everybody's bullying me.	I wasn't --
stop this nonsense! if you're in some sort of trouble i want to know about it.	Stop bullying me. Everybody's bullying me.
that's what i'm not supposed to say.	Stop this nonsense! If you're in some sort of trouble I want to know about it.
who said?	That's what I'm not supposed to say.
he said if i told anybody it could prove fatal for them as well as me.	Who said?
i don't think i follow you.	He said if I told anybody it could prove fatal for them as well as me.
i -- i'm not sure if i'm supposed to tell you or not.	I don't think I follow you.
you haven't said a word since we left the club -- what happened back there?	I -- I'm not sure if I'm supposed to tell you or not.
having a nervous breakdown.	You haven't said a word since we left the club -- what happened back there?
what are you doing in here?	Having a nervous breakdown.
en garde.	Lay on, MacDuff.
you mean you and me?	No, everyone. Come on -- avanti, avanti!
fun and games. evidently we're the floorshow.	You mean you and me?
what was all that?	Fun and games. Evidently we're the floorshow.
right there, between your eyes -- see? worry lines. you're much too young and too pretty to have anything like that. how about making me vice- president in charge of cheering you up?	Starting tonight?
of course? i thought he was dead.	He's only pretending, to teach her a lesson -- only --  only he is dead, Peter -- I saw him -- he's not pretending. Somebody threw him off a train. What am I going to do?
i'm still having trouble with english.	The man and the woman are married --
don't you understand french?	I'm still having trouble with English.
what's going on?	Don't you understand French?
i'm sorry -- i heard the children laughing.	What's going on?
you telephoned me to meet you. i've been standing on the corner back there -- waiting for you.	I'm sorry -- I heard the children laughing.
hallo, peter.	You telephoned me to meet you. I've been standing on the corner back there -- waiting for you.
not too expensive -- i'm not a lady of leisure anymore.	Something modest but clean -- and near enough to UNESCO so you can take a cab when it rains -- okay?
we'll find you a hotel.	Not too expensive -- I'm not a lady of leisure anymore.
i don't know where to go.	We'll find you a hotel.
come on. you can't stay here.	I don't know where to go.
something like that. but i'm sorry it ended like this -- tossed off a train like a sack of third-class mail.	Come on. You can't stay here.
instant divorce you mean?	Something like that. But I'm sorry it ended like this -- tossed off a train like a sack of third-class mail.
i'm a simultaneous translator -- like sylvie, only she's english to french -- i'm french to english. that's what i did before i married charles. the police probably think i killed him.	Instant divorce you mean?
doing what?	I'm a simultaneous translator -- like Sylvie, only she's English to French -- I'm French to English. That's what I did before I married Charles. The police probably think I killed him.
try and get my old job back at unesco, i suppose.	Doing what?
do you know what you're going to do?	Try and get my old job back at UNESCO, I suppose.
charles sold it all -- at auction.	Do you know what you're going to do?
where did everything go?	Charles sold it all -- at auction.
i rang the bell but i don't think it's working.	Yes it is -- I heard it this morning.
thank you.	I rang the bell but I don't think it's working.
it's in all the afternoon papers. i'm very sorry.	Thank you.
how did you find out?	It's in all the afternoon papers. I'm very sorry.
i phoned but nobody answered. i wanted to tell you how sorry i am -- and to find out if there was anything i could do.	How did you find out?
what are you doing here?	I phoned but nobody answered. I wanted to tell you how sorry I am -- and to find out if there was anything I could do.
charles is.	Is there only one Charles Lampert?
are you in the book?	Charles is.
well, the idea's right, anyway. are you going to call me?	Are you in the book?
it's terrible -- you just made it up.	Well, the idea's right, anyway. Are you going to call me?
how do you know?	It's terrible -- you just made it up.
shakespeare never said that.	How do you know?
oh. well, wasn't it shakespeare who said: "when strangers do meet they should erelong see one another again"?	Shakespeare never said that.
no, i'm not -- i've got some packing to do. i'm also going back to paris today.	Oh. Well, wasn't it Shakespeare who said: "When strangers do meet they should erelong see one another again"?
now you're angry.	No, I'm not -- I've got some packing to do. I'm also going back to Paris today.
mr. joshua.  well, i've enjoyed talking with you.	Now you're angry.
oh, charles is hardly ever with me. first it was separate rooms -- now we're trying it with cities. what do people call you -- pete?	Mr. Joshua.  Well, I've enjoyed talking with you.
is your husband with you?	Oh, Charles is hardly ever with me. First it was separate rooms -- now we're trying it with cities. What do people call you -- Pete?
that wasn't a proposal -- i was just curious.	Is your husband with you?
yes, but we're divorced.	That wasn't a proposal -- I was just curious.
is there a mrs. joshua?	Yes, but we're divorced.
oh. i guess.	Is there a Mrs. Joshua?
well, you go in and you ask for some toothpaste -- the small size -- and the man brings you the large size. you tell him you wanted the small size but he says the large size is the small size. i always thought the large size was the largest size, but he says that the family size, the economy size and the giant size are all larger than the large size -- that the large size is the smallest size there is.	Oh. I guess.
i'm not sure i --	Well, you go in and you ask for some toothpaste -- the small size -- and the man brings you the large size. You tell him you wanted the small size but he says the large size is the small size. I always thought the large size was the largest size, but he says that the family size, the economy size and the giant size are all larger than the large size -- that the large size is the smallest size there is.
yes, i am -- i'm compulsive about it -- dishonesty infuriates me. like when you go into a drugstore.	I'm not sure I --
well, you're honest, anyway.	Yes, I am -- I'm compulsive about it -- dishonesty infuriates me. Like when you go into a drugstore.
no, you see, i don't really love him.	Well, you're honest, anyway.
please, not on my account.	No, you see, I don't really love him.
no, it isn't. i'm getting a divorce.	Please, not on my account.
good for you.	No, it isn't. I'm getting a divorce.
yes.	Good for you.
is there a mr. lampert?	Yes.
i'm regina lampert.	Is there a Mr. Lampert?
peter joshua.	I'm Regina Lampert.
the one you're blocking. this is the last chance i have -- i'm flying back to paris this afternoon. what's your name?	Peter Joshua.
sorry. which view would you like?	The one you're blocking. This is the last chance I have -- I'm flying back to Paris this afternoon. What's your name?
i'm afraid you're blocking my view.	Sorry. Which view would you like?
clever fellow -- almost missed me.	I'm afraid you're blocking my view.
how's that?	You give up awfully easy, don't you?
quitter.	How's that?
yes, of course. but you will let me know if anyone goes on the critical list	Quitter.
i'm afraid i already know a great many people. until one of them dies i couldn't possibly meet anyone else.	Yes, of course. But you will let me know if anyone goes on the critical list
i don't know -- how would i know?	I'm afraid I already know a great many people. Until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else.
why, do you think we're going to?	I don't know -- how would I know?
he was throwing snowballs at baron rothschild.  we don't know each other, do we?	Why, do you think we're going to?
it's hers. where'd you find him, robbing a bank?	He was throwing snowballs at Baron Rothschild.  We don't know each other, do we?
oh, forgive me.  is this yours?	It's hers. Where'd you find him, robbing a bank?
can you give me one good reason why i should?	Yes, ma'am. A little one -- 'bout seven or eight years old. Th' little tyke keeps callin' you his Aunt Reggie -- ain't that cute?
please stop -- please!	You think on it real careful-like, Miz Lampert -- y'hear?
it belongs to me, miz lampert -- an' if you don't give it to me your life ain't gonna be worth the paper it's printed on. you savvy what i'm sayin', miz lampert?	Please stop -- please!
stop that!	Don't make too much noise, Miz Lampert --
no -- no, i'm don't.	Come on now -- sure you do. An' you'd better give it to me, Miz Lampert -- cuz I ain't foolin'. No sireebob!
you know what i want, miz lampert...	No -- no, I'm don't.
wha -- what do you want?	You know what I want, Miz Lampert...
howdy, miz lampert.	Wha -- what do you want?
charlie had no call to handling it this-a-way. he sure didn't. no siree.	I don't understa--
yes?	Charlie had no call to handling it this-a-way. He sure didn't. No siree.
miz lampert, ma'am...	Yes?
i don't see him.	We will separate -- you look over there.
a fortune! hurry -- we've got to find him!	I don't see him.
what?	A fortune! Hurry -- we've got to find him!
those stamps -- they're worth a fortune!	What?
what's the matter, chrie?	Those stamps -- they're worth a fortune!
good lord! the stamps! where is he? sylvie -- we've got to find him!	What's the matter, chrie?
the stamp market, of course -- it is here every thursday afternoon. this is where jean-louis trades his --	Good Lord! The stamps! Where is he? Sylvie -- we've got to find him!
i'm glad. but what's all this?	The stamp market, of course -- it is here every Thursday afternoon. This is where Jean-Louis trades his --
he was so excited -- when he got the stamps you gave him this morning. he said he had never seen any like them.	I'm glad. But what's all this?
what's he up to?	He was so excited -- when he got the stamps you gave him this morning. He said he had never seen any like them.
hello, reggie -- i am waiting for jean-louis.	What's he up to?
sylvie -- ? what are you doing here?	Hello, Reggie -- I am waiting for Jean-Louis.
hold it -- italy just finished. they're recognizing great britain.	Oh la vache!
don't be silly -- he would not do anything. he is not yet old enough to be interested in girls. he says collecting stamps is much more satisfying to a man of his age.	Hold it -- Italy just finished. They're recognizing Great Britain.
i hope jean-louis understands about last night -- it's just not safe for him to be around me right now.	Don't be silly -- he would not do anything. He is not yet old enough to be interested in girls. He says collecting stamps is much more satisfying to a man of his age.
what is it about?	I don't know.  But if this is a sample of American diplomacy I'm buying a fallout shelter.
the american embassy.	What is it about?
who is it from?	The American Embassy.
how can you tell?	He's allergic to him.
he must have known charles pretty well.	How can you tell?
i've never seen him before.	He must have known Charles pretty well.
do you know him?	I've never seen him before.
until two days ago all i really knew about charles was his name -- now it turns out i didn't even know that.	Do you know him?
have you no idea who could have done it?	Until two days ago all I really knew about Charles was his name -- now it turns out I didn't even know that.
at least he knows how to behave at funerals.	Have you no idea who could have done it?
don't ask me -- i'm only the widow.  if charles had died in bed we wouldn't even have him.	At least he knows how to behave at funerals.
didn't charles have any friends?	Don't ask me -- I'm only the widow.  If Charles had died in bed we wouldn't even have him.
it's not exactly what i'd call a large turn-out.	Didn't Charles have any friends?
he knows everything.	Don't you want me to stay?
with a rich husband and this year's clothes you will not find it difficult to make some new friends.	I admit I moved to Paris because I was tired of American Provincial,
but that is no reason to get a divorce!	With a rich husband and this year's clothes you will not find it difficult to make some new friends.
because i don't love him.	But that is no reason to get a divorce!
but why do you want a divorce?	Because I don't love him.
but what?	I don't know how to explain it. I'm just too miserable.
he's the only husband i've got. i tried to make it work, i really have -- but --	But what?
a alors! from charles?	He's the only husband I've got. I tried to make it work, I really have -- but --
sylvie -- i'm getting a divorce.	a alors! From Charles?
isn't there something constructive he can do -- like start an avalanche?	Va jouer, mon ange.
this ain't no game, miz lampert.	We want that money -- now!
howdy, miz lampert.	Who invited you?
shoot no, not after all these years.	Then he gets it out of your share, not mine! Not mine!
yeah? what's that?	He took care of Charlie for us.
don't be un-neighborly-like, herman -- don't forget he done us a little ol' favor.	Yeah? What's that?
we took all the chances. the money belongs to us, not him!	Don't be un-neighborly-like, Herman -- don't forget he done us a little ol' favor.
you do?	Can I come in? I'll need to use the phone.
i think i know how to restore your reputation.	You do?
he should. four guys hit on me today, and not because they find me intellectually stimulating.	I think I know how to restore your reputation.
he feels terrible about those things he said to you in school.	He should. Four guys hit on me today, and not because they find me intellectually stimulating.
why?	He feels terrible about those things he said to you in school.
i'm lisa sherman. dylan's aunt. he asked me to come talk to you.	Why?
yeah?	I'm Lisa Sherman. Dylan's aunt. He asked me to come talk to you.
i get the imports.	Ok!
one more time.	I get the imports.
that's an awful lot for ten minutes of beasting?	Don't flatter yourself. You'll be lucky to last ten seconds with me Ben.
ok not your imports. all your other cds and your k2 snowboard.	That's an awful lot for ten minutes of beasting?
not my imports.	Ok not your imports. All your other CDS and your K2 snowboard.
i get all your cds.	Not my imports.
would that impress you? is that what it takes to impress the empress?	Your mind is just twisted enough. I believe you'd do all this just to get a dip or two.
are you the killer ben?	WOULD that impress you? IS that what it takes to impress the empress?
you want me to die? i thought you and i were tight.	ARE YOU THE KILLER BEN?
i'm not fucking you. not for all your cds.	You want me to die? I thought you and I were tight.
i think it's funny.	Me too. I'm going to start telling people that I saw her drop to her knees and latch on to his unit vector.
if i'm so all-used-up ben, why do you try to hook me up non-stop?	As fucking if.
exactly. then he must be a virgin.	If I'm so all-used-up Ben, why do you try to hook me up non-stop?
i never fucked rod.	Exactly. Then he must be a virgin.
what i don't understand is why they asked marliston if rod was a virgin. they could have asked you cindy.	I never fucked Rod.
i wonder why it's so important to know if they fucked?	What I don't understand is why they asked Marliston if Rod was a virgin. They could have asked you Cindy.
yeah. chris berringer was parked outside the window.	I wonder why it's so important to know if they fucked?
i swear to god. it's her. she told jody she was kenny's 'aunt lisa'. i'm getting this sickly feeling...	Calm down Brent.
that's impossible.	I swear to God. It's her. She told Jody she was Kenny's 'AUNT LISA'. I'm getting this sickly feeling...
it's lisa sherman. but she still looks like we're eighteen.	That's impossible.
you tell these people someone is out there killing virgins and we're going to have a goddamn fuckfest on our hands.	Better than a pile of dead teenagers.
i'm going to tell them everything i know. i'm calling a town meeting for eight p.m.	You tell these people someone is out there killing virgins and we're going to have a goddamn fuckfest on our hands.
focus on the present. you always want to change the past. let's figure out what you are going to tell the parents today, not what you should told them yesterday.	I'm going to tell them everything I know. I'm calling a town meeting for eight p.m.
is there anything you do?	Focus on the present. You always want to change the past. Let's figure out what you are going to tell the parents today, not what you should told them yesterday.
oh god brent, is there anything you don't feel guilty about?	is there anything you do?
if i'd gone public with this yesterday annette michaels might be alive today.	Oh GOD Brent, is there anything you don't feel guilty about?
so you just don't point blank ask your teenage daughter about sex.	Why not? You worried you might find out how much she actually knows?
so?	So you just don't point blank ask your teenage daughter about sex.
she's my daughter, tom.	So?
the kids adore him. they confide in him. his patchouli reeking rear might know if stacy and rod were really virgins. why didn't you ask jody that?	She's my daughter, Tom.
why'd you send for lenny marliston?	The kids adore him. They confide in him. His patchouli reeking rear might know if Stacy and Rod were really virgins. Why didn't you ask Jody that?
hi jody.	I just wanted to check that you were okay?
but i am going to have to question all of their past boyfriends and girlfriends.	Fine, just don't mention the carving This is going to be a tough enough day as it is.
good.	But I am going to have to question all of their past boyfriends and girlfriends.
no.	Good.
you aren't planning to tell these kids that 'virgin' was tattooed into both stacy and rod, are you?	No.
no!	Run!
nothing. i just picked up the phone to say goodbye to you. you didn't say goodbye.	Ok. Goodbye. Now get back to school.
what did you hear?	Nothing. I just picked up the phone to say goodbye to you. You didn't say goodbye.
no i wasn't.	What did you hear?
you were eavesdropping.	No I wasn't.
who is she daddy?	Never mind darling. You go back to school. I don't want you missing anymore classes today.
it can't be.	Who is she Daddy?
you know her?	It can't be.
are you sure?	She said she was Kenny's aunt Lisa.
it was a she.	Are you sure?
i thought you'd be pleased.	I am. I'm so very proud of you. Go back to sleep.
i'm not.	I thought you'd be pleased.
you are upset.	I'm not.
no honey.	You are upset.
daddy, are you upset that i'm still a virgin?!	No honey.
ok.	Daddy, are you upset that I'm still a virgin?!
not much further.	You never went, uh, all the way?
i wouldn't ask if i didn't have to.	Not much further.
daddy! i don't think this is any of your business!	I wouldn't ask if I didn't have to.
how much further?	Daddy! I DON'T THINK THIS IS ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS!
a little.	How much further?
i'm not criticizing. _ did you two get any further?	A little.
well yeah. of course. everyone kisses.	I'm not criticizing. _ Did you two get any further?
well, i assume you let him kiss you?	Well yeah. Of course. Everyone kisses.
what do you mean?	Well, I assume you let him kiss you?
what's wrong?	I have a question to ask you. A personal question.
hi honey.	What's wrong?
i want you to head right home after school.	I will. Is that all?
no. those two were together before kenny and i started hanging out and that's over, what, god a year now.	I want you to head right home after school.
had either of them broken up with someone recently? hurt someone?	No. Those two were together before Kenny and I started hanging out and that's over, what, God a year now.
i've been in the same class with stacy for years but we weren't tight or anything.	Had either of them broken up with someone recently? Hurt someone?
how well did you know stacy and rod?	I've been in the same class with Stacy for years but we weren't tight or anything.
i'm fine. i've just never had someone my age die before. it's so weird.	How well did you know Stacy and Rod?
hi honey.	Hi Daddy. Hi Mr. Sisler.
dad ! most of my friends can stay out until 11 on school nights and 1 on weekends!	They're not all the sheriff's daughter. Goodnight.
you said that two weeks ago.	Dad ! Most of my friends can stay out until 11 on school nights and 1 on weekends!
it won't happen again.	You said that two weeks ago.
your curfew is 9:30 and you know it, little miss.	It won't happen again.
what? i was at sandy's i just lost track of time.	Your curfew is 9:30 and you know it, little miss.
you're grounded friday night!	What? I WAS AT SANDY'S I JUST LOST TRACK OF TIME.
daddy you scared me!	You're grounded Friday night!
it's almost ten o'clock.	Daddy you scared me!
we're seeing all the signs in town.	I like the idea of all the kids in one place. If it happens, just keep a man outside until you hear from me. I'll be back in a couple of hours.
are you sure?	We're seeing all the signs in town.
should we close down any eruption?	Are you sure?
no?	Should we close down any eruption?
as bizarre as it may sound, seems someone is planning to have a big party tonight.	No?
we need you here. i can bring her in.	No. I'll handle this.
there's a lisa shermer living just sixty miles west of here. over the indiana border. i'm going.	We need you here. I can bring her in.
you found her?	There's a Lisa Shermer living just sixty miles west of here. Over the Indiana border. I'm going.
what kind of a person wakes up in the morning and says to themselves, 'think i'll nail a sixteen year old girl to a tree today'?	The same type that decides to carve into her stomach.
this will relax her.	She's underage.
what are you doing?	This will relax her.
did you warn her?	No. Let her get at least one more peacefully night's sleep.
she's still a virgin.	Did you warn her?
well?	She's still a virgin.
is jody still awake?	She just turned off her light.
what happened?	Two kids were found mutilated in the woods. Lock the door after me.
why?	People always keep their secrets in their attics or in their basements. All the weirdness in this house took place in the basement.
yeah. you should check downstairs.	Why?
really?	Yeah. You should check downstairs.
i've been in a lot of people's houses and this one's the creepiest.	Really?
no, you couldn't.	I've been in a lot of people's houses and this one's the creepiest.
couldn't tell she going to off herself, huh?	No, you couldn't.
no.	Couldn't tell she going to off herself, huh?
no pictures. no mirrors. was she a crazy woman when you knew her?	No.
is there a picture of her somewhere?	No pictures. No mirrors. Was she a crazy woman when you knew her?
i knew lisa sherman long ago. it's extremely important that i get inside and try to verify that it's the same woman who lived here.	I don't give a fuck what your reasons are. You pay me ten dollars, you can go inside Otherwise, get a warrant.
i can.	I knew Lisa Sherman long ago. It's extremely important that I get inside and try to verify that it's the same woman who lived here.
can you get inside?	I can.
i never met the woman. i'm just taking care of the place until they sell it.	Can you get inside?
can you describe her? how old was she?	I never met the woman. I'm just taking care of the place until they sell it.
no. she ate a pistol for lunch one day.	Can you describe her? How old was she?
she was murdered?	No. She ate a pistol for lunch one day.
a bullet to the right cerebellum.	She was murdered?
of what?	A bullet to the right cerebellum.
she resides there. out back. she died a year and a half ago.	Of what?
she works at a church?	She resides there. Out back. She died a year and a half ago.
st. michael's.	She works at a church?
you know where i can find her?	St. Michael's.
she's not here.	You know where I can find her?
i'm looking for lisa sherman.	She's not here.
hello?	I'm looking for Lisa Sherman.
you're not?	No. I couldn't do that. I have something for you.
shh. i'm not going to tell you not to go.	You're not?
daddy....	Shh. I'm not going to tell you not to go.
your brother told us.	Daddy....
but i shouldn't shut it down?	No. Hell, it's the quietest goddamn party I've ever seen.
call brent on the horn. see where he is. what he wants us to do. i'll head over to the school.	Ok.
nope. the switchboard is lightning up downtown. kids from other towns are starting to congregate in the parks and at the high school. it's turning into woodstock except there's no concert.	Call Brent on the horn. See where he is. What he wants us to do. I'll head over to the school.
jesus. any word from brent?	Nope. The switchboard is lightning up downtown. Kids from other towns are starting to congregate in the parks and at the high school. It's turning into WOODSTOCK except there's no concert.
tom sisler. he was murdered at school. two kids went into his office to fuck and they found him, with his tongue cut out and his foot jammed into his mouth. killer also chopped off his pecker and stuffed it in his pencil holder.	Jesus. Any word from Brent?
who's?	Tom Sisler. He was murdered at school. Two kids went into his office to fuck and they found him, with his tongue cut out and his foot jammed into his mouth. Killer also chopped off his pecker and stuffed it in his pencil holder.
we just found another body.	Who's?
please get out of my way or i'll have to hurt you.	I knew you were a pervert. Always wearing those fucking doofy glasses, and driving a station wagon.
i'm sure you should have failed.	I was grounded for two fucking months because of you!
you gave me a 'd'.	I'm sure you should have failed.
what?	You gave me a 'D'.
you fucked me up!	What?
pay no attention to me.	What are you doing here?
please! you wouldn't kill your sister, would you?	You think you're my sister?
you're the killed.	Yes that's the whole point. This is what I was put on this earth to do. Rape the town that raped my mother. Steal its pristine innocence like it stole hers. I've planned this since I was a very little boy. You have no real freedom either. Your father has cast a shadow that you've never eluded.
i was born nine months after she was raped. one of the four men who raped her is my father. i have no idea which one.	You're the killed.
yes.	I was born nine months after she was raped. One of the four men who raped her is my father. I have no idea which one.
lisa sherman was my mother. do you know who that is?	Yes.
_ your father raped someone?	Lisa Sherman was my mother. Do you know who that is?
he's a rapist. like mine.	_ Your father raped someone?
what do you know about my father?	He's a rapist. Like mine.
because of your father. the way what his sins shaped you.	What do you know about my father?
me? why me?	Because of your father. The way what his sins shaped you.
yes. we have no real freedom. you of all people should understand that. this may sting.	Me? Why me?
really?	Yes. We have no real freedom. You of all people should understand that. This may sting.
we're all manipulated. from the moment we're born. the event that fatalistically shaped my life happened before i was even born.	Really?
you think i should go to the party, mr. marliston?	I really do. For your own safety.
then you should go.	You think I should go to the party, Mr. Marliston?
of course i'm scared.	Then you should go.
of course. you're not scared?	Of course I'm scared.
you know about that too?	of COURSE. You're not scared?
you aren't going to the party?	You know about that too?
sure.	You aren't going to the party?
can you just follow me? the back is full?	Sure.
ok. should i put my bike in the back of your car?	Can you just follow me? The back is full?
my house is just a couple of blocks away. why don't you come on over and clean those cuts up.	Ok. Should I put my bike in the back of your car?
i am.	My house is just a couple of blocks away. Why don't you come on over and clean those cuts up.
i can't right now.	Jody, you have to go to the party. For your own safety.
kenny'll want to go with you. cindy's holding a q and a session at the bleachers. come on.	I can't right now.
stag?	Kenny'll want to go with you. Cindy's holding a Q and A session at the bleachers. Come on.
i kind of like the idea that we can all lose it together, on the same night. it'll be a lot less scary. you have to go.	Stag?
didn't you have something a little more romantic in mind for your first time?	I kind of like the idea that we can all lose it together, on the same night. It'll be a lot less scary. You have to go.
unless he makes a move during seventh period.	Didn't you have something a little more romantic in mind for your first time?
you're thinking of sleeping with mark tonight?	Unless he makes a move during seventh period.
it's like a pop your cherry party. everyone's saying it's 'fuck or die' time.	You're thinking of sleeping with Mark tonight?
i won't.	It's like a pop your cherry party. Everyone's saying it's 'Fuck or Die' time.
especially not your dad.	I won't.
ok.	Especially not your dad.
you can't tell your parents.	Ok.
no.	You can't tell your parents.
shh. ben's party. tonight. haven't you heard?	No.
what party?	Shh. Ben's party. Tonight. Haven't you heard?
mark invited me to the party.	What party?
what?	Mark invited me to the party.
hurricane hormone. it's flattened the whole school. guess what?	What?
fine. are you?	Hurricane Hormone. it's flattened the whole school. Guess what?
you ok?	FINE. Are you?
someone tried to kill me.	The phone just went dead. I called the police and ran right over as fast as I could.
you watch. there's going to be a hymen holocaust tomorrow. maybe i'll finally talk to mark shale.	NO?!
not that many.	You watch. There's going to be a hymen holocaust tomorrow. Maybe I'll finally talk to Mark Shale.
there will be a lot fewer by tomorrow night.	Not that many.
sandy, you have to chill out, at least two-thirds of the kids in our class are still virgins. he can't butcher all of us.	There will be a lot fewer by tomorrow night.
i promised i'd go right home after school.	OK. increase the peace.
i keep a couple of my dad's porno books hidden in my desk for emergency reference.	I promised I'd go right home after school.
how do you know what to type back when they start to cyber with you.	I keep a couple of my dad's porno books hidden in my desk for emergency reference.
want to come in for awhile? log onto aol, flirt with some married men, head into a private s&m chat room . . .	How do you know what to type back when they start to cyber with you.
i don't know what i'm so scared of.	Want to come in for awhile? Log onto AOL, flirt with some married men, head into a private S&M chat room . . .
that was before he pulled this 'dick me or i dump you' shit. i say fuck his best friend.	I don't know what I'm so scared of.
you're the one always saying 'just do it'.	That was before he pulled this 'Dick me or I dump you' shit. I say fuck his best friend.
no!	You're the one always saying 'Just do it'.
maybe i should blister through a bottle of tequila and just fuck his brains out.	No!
personally i think he has a deep, almost pathological desire to corrupt you. but i suppose that's a type of love. i certainly wish someone wanted to corrupt me.	Maybe I should blister through a bottle of Tequila and just fuck his brains out.
he says he loves me.	Personally I think he has a deep, almost pathological desire to corrupt you. But I suppose that's a type of love. I certainly wish someone wanted to corrupt me.
kenny'll come running back. this is just his way of pressuring you.	He says he loves me.
i was desperate. it was gross.	Kenny'll come running back. This is just his way of pressuring you.
oh nice save.	I was desperate. It was gross.
does she fuck?	I doubt it. Who'd want to fuck her. She probably reeks worse than the docks down in those panties.
he's just trying to mess with your head. ignore him.	Does she fuck?
but you can't do any of it. so it sucks. i always have to 'set an example'.	He's just trying to mess with your head. Ignore him.
you get to be a little chelsea clinton. everyone wants to meet you. party with you. have sex with you.	But you can't do any of it. So it sucks. I always have to 'set an example'.
you are 'sp fucking' wrong.	You get to be a little Chelsea Clinton. Everyone wants to meet you. Party with you. Have sex with you.
you're so fucking lucky your dad is the sheriff.	You are 'sp fucking' wrong.
you could tell him you really liked the way he chews with his back molars.	You're so fucking lucky your dad is the sheriff.
what am i supposed to say? 'nice sweater mark'? 'did you buy it at eddie bauer's?'	You could tell him you really liked the way he chews with his back molars.
no! that's his table.	You're going to look really amoebic splitting off from me now.
you eventually have to talk to him.	Why? All my mom and dad ever do is watch each other eat and they've been married for twenty years.
the seat behind him is open. come on, i can eavesdrop too.	You eventually have to talk to him.
you stare at him non-stop, like every lunch. like this. like most people stare at car accidents.	The seat behind him is open. Come on, I can eavesdrop too.
i don't watch him eat everyday.	You stare at him non-stop, like every lunch. Like this. Like most people stare at car accidents.
don't you want to talk to him? you watch him eat everyday.	I don't watch him eat everyday.
why?	Don't you want to talk to him? You watch him eat everyday.
mark shale.	Why?
who?	Mark Shale.
go sit next to him.	Who?
no.	You're sweet. I really wish someone had thrown a party like that when I was your age. My life might have been very different.
unfortunately i qualify. think i'm too old?	No.
you miss dunlop?	Unfortunately I qualify. Think I'm too old?
not at all. in fact, i thought about going.	You Miss Dunlop?
don't you think it's sick?	Not at all. In fact, I thought about going.
of course. no one ever shuts up in the libary. kids were whispering about it all day.	Don't you think it's sick?
you heard about that?	Of course. NO ONE EVER SHUTS UP IN THE LIBARY. Kids were whispering about it all day.
everyone's getting ready for the party.	You heard about that?
this place is empty.	Everyone's getting ready for the party.
follow me.	This place is empty.
twenty eight years ago.	Follow me.
they're all on microfiche. what year are you looking for?	Twenty eight years ago.
hi miss dunlop. where do you keep the old town papers?	They're all on microfiche. What year are you looking for?
hi jody. what can i do for you?	Hi Miss Dunlop. Where do you keep the old town papers?
what are you doing?	Pretend we're just another couple.
oh god it's him!	Quick! In the house. He won't look for us in there.
thanks for coming back for me.	I love you.
go to the police station!	Deputy Webber's at the party. It's only three blocks away.
my dad's down there!	He's dead! We've got to get the fuck out of here!
i'm scared. three kids are dead. i want to go to this party.	Then go to the party. Run with the herd Kenny. Just don't spew out all that 'be an individual, assert yourself' crap anymore.
what?	I'm scared. Three kids are dead. I want to go to this party.
jody. wait.	What?
this party is sick.	Jody. Wait.
please don't go. please. stay, we'll just talk. then go to the party.	This party is sick.
jody, you're only doing this to get back at your dad. it doesn't have that much to do with me.	Please don't go. Please. Stay, We'll just talk. Then go to the party.
and when i finally agree to spread my legs, you accuse me of treating you like meat.	Jody, you're only doing this to get back at your dad. It doesn't have that much to do with me.
sharon's far from a slut.	And when I finally agree to spread my legs, you accuse me of treating you like meat.
you flaunt some slut in my face.	Sharon's far from a slut.
that's not why we broke up.	You flaunt some slut in my face.
you break up with me because i won't fuck you.	That's not why we broke up.
yeah.	You break up with me because I won't fuck you.
i'm making you feel like meat?	Yeah.
just making me feel like a piece of meat.	I'm making you feel like meat?
what's wrong? am i doing something wrong?	Just making me feel like a piece of meat.
are you coming to the party?	Let's just start a party right here, right fucking now.
i don't know. i kind of am.	Are you coming to the party?
so i should feel happy that he got away with it?	I don't know. I kind of am.
but if he'd been sent to jail, there would be no jody.	So I should feel happy that he got away with it?
i can't believe i listened to one word of his shit.	But if he'd been sent to jail, there would be no Jody.
i think this is a big part of growing up. it's losing your spiritual virginity. it's when you finally discover that your parents aren't anything they told you they were. they're even bigger hypocrites than your friends.	I can't believe I listened to one word of his shit.
my dad acts like he's johnny fucking perfect and he's really johnny fucking rapist.	I think this is a big part of growing up. It's losing your spiritual virginity. It's when you finally discover that your parents aren't anything they told you they were. They're even bigger hypocrites than your friends.
all our parents are weirdoes. i think my dad is into hookers. i know he lit cats on fire when he was a kid.	My dad acts like he's Johnny Fucking Perfect and he's really Johnny Fucking Rapist.
i'll think about it.	Yes!
they're not picking me up until six.	I'll think about it.
i have to go home after school. i have something really important i have to ask my mom.	They're not picking me up until six.
i feel like i need you dad's permission just to kiss you. jody, it's time to assert yourself to be a big girl. an individual. i'm going to this party tonight. jimmy's my ride. come over to my house after school. we'll go together.	I have to go home after school. I have something really important I have to ask my mom.
i do not.	I feel like I NEED YOU DAD'S permission just to kiss you. Jody, it's time to assert yourself To be a big girl. An individual. I'm going to this party tonight. Jimmy's my ride. Come over to my house after school. We'll go together.
yes you are. you always do. it's why we broke up. you always hide behind him.	I do not.
i'm not using him as an excuse.	Yes you are. You always do. It's why we broke up. You always hide behind him.
if you don't want to go with me just say so. say 'kenny, i don't want to make love to you' but don't use your dad as an excuse. i'm so sick of it.	I'm not using him as an excuse.
no i'm really grounded. when i got in late the other night, my father was waiting up for me.	If you don't want to go with me just say so. Say 'Kenny, I DON'T WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU' but don't use your dad as an excuse. I'm so sick of it.
everyone's grounded. there's a killer on the loose.	No I'm really grounded. When I got in late the other night, my father was waiting up for me.
i'm so flattered but i can't. i'm grounded.	Everyone's grounded. There's a killer on the loose.
you know i want to go with you.	I'm so flattered but I can't. I'm grounded.
did sharon say no?	You know I want to go with you.
nobody wants to be the fourth. please go with me.	Did Sharon say no?
three of our classmates are dead. that's not really the occasion for a party.	Nobody wants to be the fourth. Please go with me.
why?	Three of our classmates are dead. That's not really the occasion for a party.
yeah. i think it's really sick.	Why?
i was worried about you. did you hear about the bash?	Yeah. I think it's really sick.
i did.	I was worried about you. Did you hear about the bash?
i heard you got attacked.	I did.
i'm fine.	I heard you got attacked.
are you o.k.?	I'm fine.
what?	Jody, we've been going out for over a year. I love you but I'm all out of patience.
you know, maybe we ought to start seeing other people.	What?
i got to get home.	Fuck your curfew. Most sixth graders can stay out later than you.
so? you're already late. a few more minutes won't matter.	I got to get home.
i was supposed to be home fifteen minutes ago.	So? You're already late. A few more minutes won't matter.
why?	I was supposed to be home fifteen minutes ago.
cut it out.	Why?
not a day has gone by where your father has not torn himself to shreds for what happened. we both have...	NO!
that's why he called mr. sisler first. he was one of them.	Not a day has gone by where your father has not torn himself to shreds for what happened. We both have...
yes.	Who was the fourth?
the principal?	Yes.
mr. sisler was one of them.	The principal?
you're not telling me something.	Mr. Sisler was one of them.
two men left town right after it happened.	You're not telling me something.
the men. do any of them still live around here?	Two men left town right after it happened.
who?	The men. Do any of them still live around here?
who were they?	Who?
i've regretted it ever since. never run with the herd just because they're the herd.	Who were they?
the word is mob.	I've regretted it ever since. Never run with the herd just because they're the herd.
i don't know. we just did. i guess i was kind of scared going against the gain. against the whole town.	The word is Mob.
how could you?	I don't know. We just did. I guess I was kind of scared going against the gain. Against the whole town.
everyone just kind of looked the other way.	How could you?
and the police did nothing?	EVERYONE JUST KIND OF LOOKED THE OTHER WAY.
they were proving to her they weren't. they were very drunk. things were different back then. you think kids are sexually bottled up today....	And the police did nothing?
people thought these guys had a right to rape her because she called them 'queers'?	They were proving to her they weren't. They were very drunk. Things were different back then. You think kids are sexually bottled up today....
they were children of our leading citizens, stars of the football team. and she was  a loner. an angry girl that no one really liked. she'd called them 'queers'.	People thought these guys had a right to rape her because she called them 'queers'?
why not?	They were children of our leading citizens, stars of the football team. And she was  a loner. An angry girl that no one really liked. She'd called them 'queers'.
no, i believed her. she was in pretty bad shape. inside and out. but the boys were never formally charged.	Why not?
you didn't believe her?	No, I believed her. She was in pretty bad shape. Inside and out. But the boys were never formally charged.
she was raped. at least that's what she claimed.	You didn't believe her?
attacked how?	She was raped. At least that's what she claimed.
years ago, something horrible happened in this town. when i was still in high school. a girl named elizabeth sherman was attacked by four drunken seniors.	Attacked how?
i'm not leaving. i want to know why you and dad are so freaked out. three of my classmates are dead.	Years ago, something horrible happened in this town. When I was still in high school. A girl named Elizabeth Sherman was attacked by four drunken seniors.
what?	I'm not leaving. I want to know why you and dad are so freaked out. Three of my classmates are dead.
wait.	What?
whoever tried to kill me was made up to look exactly like this picture of lisa sherman, clothes and all. i think that concerns me.	Don't make me order you.
she's nobody you should be concerned with.	Whoever tried to kill me was made up to look exactly like this picture of Lisa Sherman, clothes and all. I think that concerns me.
who is she?	She's nobody you should be concerned with.
i want you to come home with me right now, jody.	Who is she?
where are you going?	The library. I'll be fine.
not that i know of.	Where are you going?
no. i think she lived her a long time ago. like twenty-eight years ago. when dad was eighteen.	Not that I know of.
i've never heard of her. maybe something else was on his mind.	No. I think she lived her a long time ago. Like twenty-eight years ago. When dad was eighteen.
no but he got really weird. like i've never seen him act. really angry and super uptight.	I've never heard of her. Maybe something else was on his mind.
did he say anything else about her?	No but he got really weird. Like I've never seen him act. REALLY angry and super uptight.
that's what he said.	Did he say anything else about her?
what?	That's what he said.
i overheard daddy mentioning her to someone. i he thinks she's the killer.	What?
i don't know. where did you hear that name.	I overheard daddy mentioning her to someone. I he thinks she's the killer.
yeah. who is she?	I don't know. Where did you hear that name.
lisa sherman?	Yeah. Who is she?
have you ever heard of someone named lisa sherman?	Lisa Sherman?
you can ask me anything.	Have you ever heard of someone named Lisa Sherman?
i need to ask you something.	You can ask me anything.
yes?	I need to ask you something.
mom?	Yes?
hi princess.	Mom?
hi mom.	Hi princess.
his mother's side.	His mother's an only child.
on what side of the family?	His mother's side.
yes. he asked me to come over and talk to you.	On what side of the family?
kenny's aunt?	Yes. He asked me to come over and talk to you.
i'm kenny's aunt lisa.	Kenny's aunt?
yeah.	I'm Kenny's Aunt Lisa.
are you jody?	Yeah.
yes?	Are you Jody?
what?	I'm worried about someone.
i got to go.	What?
what are you doing?	I got to go.
i guess so. luckily we won't have that problem.	What are you doing?
there's going to be very few virgins left in school on monday. it could be really dangerous for them if the killer isn't caught.	I guess so. Luckily we won't have that problem.
what?	There's going to be very few virgins left in school on Monday. It could be really dangerous for them if the killer isn't caught.
just thinking about something.	What?
you ok?	Just thinking about something.
now don't be nervous.	You're the one who's hand is shaking.
so are you.	Now don't be nervous.
you're so beautiful.	So are you.
you can have both if you want.	No, you keep one.
yeah i was talking about twinkies the other day and i realized i hadn't had one in years. then i remembered seeing you with one.	They're tasty.
did you want one?	Yeah I was talking about Twinkies the other day and I realized I hadn't had one in years. Then I remembered seeing you with one.
you got a great mom. i'm lucky to get a zucchini stick.	Did you want one?
hi mark, cindy, ben.	Hi Sandy.
dylan's been telling people that annette gave him a blow job.	And she didn't?
hey! that was a 3k machine.	Told you to hide it.
you can't bring it.	I'm not leaving it here.
no.	You can't bring it.
hide your laptop here.	No.
ok.	Hide your laptop here.
there's jan and heather. let's grab them quick before someone else does.	Ok.
stacy?	ROD!
unfair?!	Yes. Unfair to me.
you're being unfair.	Unfair?!
rod!	You're being unfair.
well i'm trying to be real here and you're mocking me.	I'm sorry, but you're not going to die a virgin Rod.
i know. i'm kidding you. chill out.	Well I'm trying to be real here and you're mocking me.
that wasn't me ...	I know. I'm kidding you. Chill out.
if sheep don't count.	That wasn't me ...
on our way home, a drunken driver could hit us head on and send us flying through the windshield. terminate us instantly. we'd never experience what it means to make love.	If sheep don't count.
yeah. i'm extremely worried about that. it's right up there with global warming.	On our way home, a drunken driver could hit us head on and send us flying through the windshield. Terminate us instantly. We'd never experience what it means to make love.
aren't you worried you could die a virgin?	Yeah. I'm extremely worried about that. It's right up there with global warming.
what?	Aren't you worried you could die a virgin?
let me just ask you a serious question first.	What?
maybe you better just drive me home.	Let me just ask you a serious question first.
maybe it won't stay in.	Maybe you better just drive me home.
i said no.	But you don't really mean it.
come on, night shift.	INT. TUNNEL - DAY.
...if we don't get out of this tunnel!	INT. GOMEZ'S HELICOPTER - DAY.
...that is going to explode...	...if we don't get out of this tunnel!
let me put it in easy terms, aristotle. we are carrying a damn bomb...	...that is going to explode...
it's a damn postal truck!	INT. POSTAL VAN - DAY.
shit!	INT. BRYNNER'S VAN - DAY.
damn.	INT. ANDY'S ICE CREAM FACTORY/STAIRWELL - DAY.
unbe-fucking-lievable.	EXT. ICE CREAM TRUCK - DAY.
oh, shit.	EXT. ROAD - DAY.
...shit.	EXT. ROAD - DAY.
oh...	...shit.
help me get in the truck.	INT. ICE CREAM TRUCK/CAB - DAWN.
at least somebody likes this shit.	INT. DARLENE'S STORE - NIGHT.
okay, okay.	At least somebody likes this shit.
what, do you work for my boss, dog?	Okay, okay.
big balls.	That's right.
you see, that was a-that was my mission.	big balls.
yeah.	you see, that was a-that was my mission.
uh, he handled rackets, and i carried the balls.	Yeah.
yeah.	My code name was Blackjack.  Night Shift was my coach.  Uh-Uh-Uh, I'm sorry. Mason was my coach.
i was undercover as a tennis player.	Yeah.
yeah.	I was undercover as a tennis player.
it all started with our mission in istanbul.	Yeah.
you know, it's, uh-it's very hush-hush, as we say in the spy game.	Yeah.  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
i feel faint.	Ooh.
oh, oh!	I feel faint.
oh!	Oh, oh!
bullshit, yeah.  well...if we're not gonna be famous, at least this'll be a great story to tell some ladies in a bar or somethin'.	Arlo, nobody's gonna believe us.
that's bullshit.	Bullshit, yeah.  Well...if we're not gonna be famous, at least this'll be a great story to tell some ladies in a bar or somethin'.
no.	That's bullshit.
but he didn't.  see, that's negotiation.	No.
...us.	But he didn't.  See, that's negotiation.
look.  that's negotiating? he threatened to kill...	...us.
...-tiatin'.	Look.  That's negotiating? He threatened to kill...
i was not in the man's face.  i was nego-...	...-tiatin'.
...face" crap you've been telling me?	I was not in the man's face.  I was nego-...
what about all that "no need to get in the man's...	...face" crap you've been telling me?
thank you very much.	What about all that "no need to get in the man's...
thank you.	Thank you very much.
yeah.	Thank you.
i think so too.	Yeah.
patriotism is its own reward.	I think so too.
us.  owes us.	I'll handle this from here, sweet   Owes us a little restitution.
...i feel that my government owes me a little restitution.	Us.  Owes us.
...and-and-and truckless in the service of my country...	...I feel that my government owes me a little restitution.
right.  you damn skippy.  and now that i am both jobless...	...and-and-and truckless in the service of my country...
you.	Right.  You damn skippy.  And now that I am both jobless...
hello.	You.
you, arlo.	Hello.
...that army nut job to save your narrow butt?	You, Arlo.
who put the big hurt on...	...that Army nut job to save your narrow butt?
who had to put a gun to your head?	Who put the big hurt on...
...truck that kept elvis cool?	Who had to put a gun to your head?
who drove the ice cream...	...truck that kept Elvis cool?
you did help a little.	Who drove the ice cream...
excuse me.  i got a bullet in my leg.	Always the negative...
stop limpin' around like that.	Excuse me.  I got a bullet in my leg.
they aren't exactly gonna publicize this,  arlo.	Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey.  We are heroes, my man.  It's time to start actin' like it.
we're the shit.  bigtime.	They aren't exactly gonna publicize this,  Arlo.
what'd you come back for?!	Why'd you stay behind?!
look out.	What'd you come back for?!
they'll meet you at the top.	Okay.  Come on, big guy!
arlo, i'm gonna get elvis.  you go.	They'll meet you at the top.
got it?   come on, darlin'.  i gotcha.	Arlo, I'm gonna get Elvis.  You go.
let's go!	Go.
hang on, hang on.	Let's go!
hold this.	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
...another way  outta here.    hey.	Hold this.
there's gotta be...	...another way  outta here.    Hey.
well, hell, the smoke's gonna kill us anyway!	There's gotta be...
...-ta get outta here!	Vitelli! Vitelli!
we got-...	...-ta get outta here!
what?	It's working.
what?	It's melting, man.
mason.	What?
forty-nine point four.	It says forty- nine.
what's it say?	Forty-nine point four.
shoot me.	What's it say?
stupid.	I'm gonna kill him.
what the--?	You've gotta be...
what the hell?	What the--?
forty-seven.  you'd better floor it.	What do you think I'm doin'?!
whoo!	Whoo!
...tunnel!	Tunnel.
...here comes the...	...tunnel!
okay...	...here comes the...
...our ass!	He's comin' up fast!
and brynner's right on...	...our ass!
...they come!	And Brynner's right on...
here...	...they come!
i've got the real thing!	We've got Elvis!
we!	I've got the real thing!
oh, shit.	Okay.
forty-five seven!	Oh, shit.
oh, fuck!	Forty-five seven!
...-ful?!	Okay.  Okay.
aw, shit.  would you be more care-...	...-ful?!
hang...	...on!
sometimes the prey bites back.	Go!
you got elvis?!	Sometimes the prey bites back.
what?	You got Elvis?!
...to him.	What?
that's why i didn't give it...	...to him.
...-natic.	That's why I didn't give it...
come here.	Go, go, go!
okay.	All right.  Okay.
yeah.	Okay.
okay.	Yeah.
oh.	Okay.
come on!	Oh.
arlo!  arlo.	Reach into my pocket.
we're gonna die, and you want me to do some freaky shit like that?!	Arlo!  Arlo.
put your hand in my pants.	What?
we're gonna die!	Hey, hey, hey.
we're gonna die!	We're gonna die!
we're gonna die!	Arlo, shut up.
hey, just shut up.	We're gonna die!
huh?	They're movin'.
they're takin' off.	Huh?
are you all right?	No.
...man.	Yeah, I know, I know.
a-and you  owe me...	...man.
...or my conscience.	A-And you  owe me...
...squirm, i don't want his brains all over my shirt...	...or my conscience.
even though it is nice to see andy...	...squirm, I don't want his brains all over my shirt...
...deal with this asshole.	Even though it is nice to see Andy...
i think you oughta cut a...	...deal with this asshole.
yeah.	I think you oughta cut a...
hey.   mason.	Yeah.
all right, all right.  hey, hey.	Hey.   Mason.
whoo!	Yeah, baby!
that is loud!  i'm	Whoo!
split?  i wouldn't get ten...	...miles.
...split.	Split?  I wouldn't get ten...
well, all the same.  if we get to missoula, help me find a car.  i'd appreciate it.  then...you can...	...split.
...shit.	Well, all the same.  If we get to Missoula, help me find a car.  I'd appreciate it.  Then...you can...
...long.  somethin' about that look in his eye when he talked about that elvis...	...shit.
...-er.  it was your friend...	...Long.  Somethin' about that look in his eye when he talked about that Elvis...
...loaded, i didn't buy you as a shoot- ...	...-er.  It was your friend...
i mean, if that gun was...	...loaded, I didn't buy you as a shoot- ...
not completely, anyway.	I mean, if that gun was...
to tell you the truth, you didn't.	Not completely, anyway.
...shit.	To tell you the truth, you didn't.
...for whatever it's worth, i'm sorry i dragged you into this...	...shit.
listen, arlo...	...for whatever it's worth, I'm sorry I dragged you into this...
well, shit.  could be worse.  i mean, we're both up shit's creek, but at least we have a paddle.	We got two paddles.
anyway, about ten months ago, i wound up in jerome, workin' for darlene.	Well, shit.  Could be worse.  I mean, we're both up shit's creek, but at least we have a paddle.
and  things sort of just went downhill from there.	Anyway, about ten months ago, I wound up in Jerome, workin' for Darlene.
couldn't deal with it.  so i split.	And  things sort of just went downhill from there.
never gonna throw a ball in the pros.	Couldn't deal with it.  So I split.
...hospital.	Never gonna throw a ball in the pros.
and i put the car into a ditch.  he spent eighteen weeks in the...	...hospital.
we were celebrating right after the draft, going from bar to bar.  i was drivin'.	And I put the car into a ditch.  He spent eighteen weeks in the...
i remember him.  got in a car crash or somethin'.	We were celebrating right after the draft, going from bar to bar.  I was drivin'.
yeah, robert del rio.	I remember him.  Got in a car crash or somethin'.
robert del rio?	Yeah, Robert Del Rio.
started every game my senior year.  not all-american or anything, but not bad. anyway, the real star was my best friend, the quarterback.  got taken in the first round.	Robert Del Rio?
how wonderful for you.	Started every game my senior year.  Not all-American or anything, but not bad. Anyway, the real star was my best friend, the quarterback.  Got taken in the first round.
we were nationally  ranked.	How wonderful for you.
you know, four years ago, i was a split end at kentucky state.	We were nationally  ranked.
yeah.	You know.
so i took his truck, yeah.	Yeah.
...truck.	So I took his truck, yeah.
so you took his...	...truck.
nobody's lookin' out for my interests.  my credit was fucked!  and then when he promoted sam over me, i just snapped.  so i split.	So you took his...
...overdrawn bank accounts.	Nobody's lookin' out for my interests.  My credit was fucked!  And then when he promoted Sam over me, I just snapped.  So I split.
...just ready to just slide him right in there.  and what about me, huh?  what about arlo, huh?  what about my needs? you know, i got a-i got student loans...	...overdrawn bank accounts.
...or nephew or some good old boy...	...just ready to just slide him right in there.  And what about me, huh?  What about Arlo, huh?  What about my needs? You know, I got a-I got student loans...
...there'd be a sales rep desk with my name on it.  but every time something opened up, there'd be some idiot cousin...	...or nephew or some good old boy...
and he swore, he swore once i got a degree...	...there'd be a sales rep desk with my name on it.  But every time something opened up, there'd be some idiot cousin...
i deserve a lot more than that truck! ten years, ten years i busted my ass for that fat rat bastard.	And he swore, he swore once I got a degree...
you know what i'm sayin'?	I deserve a lot more than that truck! Ten years, ten years I busted my ass for that fat rat bastard.
it won't even start half the time.	You know what I'm sayin'?
...piece of shit was worth.	It won't even start half the time.
hey, i told you i did not steal that truck.  andy owes me a lot more than that four-wheeled...	...piece of shit was worth.
...stole the truck.	Hey, I told you I did not steal that truck.  Andy owes me a lot more than that four-wheeled...
hey, i didn't steal the truck.  you...	...stole the truck.
...-tion?	Hey, I didn't steal the truck.  You...
see, now why would you do that to a man in my posi-...	...-tion?
you're fucked, man.	See, now why would you do that to a man in my posi-...
...did you?	You're fucked, man.
hey, you didn't happen to lock the truck up when you got out...	...did you?
okay.	Worth a try.
this river's fed by a glacier.  willing to bet my life that it's a good deal under fifty degrees.	Okay.
this thing just went up a degree.  ice cream's not workin'.	This river's fed by a glacier.  Willing to bet my life that it's a good deal under fifty degrees.
what?	This thing just went up a degree.  Ice cream's not workin'.
uh-oh.	What?
oh, no!	Oh, no!
no!	Oh, no!
oh, shit!	No!
keep still.	Okay.  Okay.
come on!	Oh, shit.
what?	Come on!
i don't want you to come anyway.	What?
...here!	Oh, shit.  Okay.  Come on.
then stay...	...here!
you're not dangerous!  you're crazy!  i ain't gettin' in this damn thing!	Then stay...
taking it down the hill.	You're--?  What?!
he's crazy!	I'm crazy?
...man!	He's crazy!
yeah, he's a dangerous...	...man!
i'm a dangerous man!	Yeah, he's a dangerous...
...you're dealin' with!	I'm a dangerous man!
...to him!  you don't know who...	...you're dealin' with!
listen!  listen...	...to him!  You don't know who...
...yeah.	Aw, shit
yeah...	...yeah.
these'll keep it cold.	Yeah...
okay.  okay.	These'll keep it cold.
gimme that, gimme that, gimme that.	Okay.  Okay.
all right.	Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that.
okay.	All right.
all right.	Okay.
okay.	All right.
oh, shit.  oh, shit.	Oh, shit.  It's okay.  Okay.
come on.	Oh, shit.  Oh, shit.
no.  shit.	Come on.
go on.	Go, go.
shit.	Go on.
hang on!	Hey!
...ho!	...shit!
oh...	...ho!
ho, ho...	Oh...
gee, you think so?	Shut up!
okay.  that didn't work.	Gee, you think so?
holy--!	Okay.  That didn't work.
gee, you think so?	Holy--!
shit.  you gotta pass him.	Gee, you think so?
what the fuck was that?!	Shit.  You gotta pass him.
you okay?	What the fuck was that?!
what are you talkin' about?!  i'm the one drivin'!	You okay?
i made it.	What are you talkin' about?!  I'm the one drivin'!
i made it!	I made it.
whoo!	I made it!
whoo!	Whoo!
...you crazy bastard.	All right, you got it, you got it!
come on...	...you crazy bastard.
come on.	Come on...
come on.	Come on.
come on, old...	...Pete.  Come on.
...wanna give it a try!	Come on, old...
...night shift, but you might...	...wanna give it a try!
...-hood of you knowin' any prayers is slim...	...Night Shift, but you might...
i know the likeli-...	...-hood of you knowin' any prayers is slim...
come on, old pete.  oh.	I know the likeli-...
...pete!  come on.	Come on, old Pete.  Oh.
oh, shit.  come on, old...	...Pete!  Come on.
come on.	Oh, shit.  Come on, old...
get over!  get over!	Come on.
left, left, left!	Get over!  Get over!
...easy, easy, easy.	Left, left, left!
oh...	...easy, easy, easy.
i'm goin'.  i'm goin', baby.  i'm goin', i'm goin'.	Oh...
god, man!	I'm goin'.  I'm goin', baby.  I'm goin', I'm goin'.
come on, old pete.	God, man!
come on!	Come on, old Pete.
come on, old pete.	Come on!
oh, shit.	Come on, old Pete.
go, go, go, go, go.  oh, shit.	Oh, shit.
hey, hey!  whoo!  okay.	Go, go, go, go, go.  Oh, shit.
i should've had that dog bite me.  i would've gotten rabies! could've went to the hospital, had a pretty nurse!	Hey, hey!  Whoo!  Okay.
goddamn!	Oh, Petey.  Oh, Petey.  Oh, please, Pete.  Please don't do this to me.  Okay.
okay.	Okay.
oh, shit.	Okay.
oh, shit.	That's right.  Now,  move!
...do we?	Oh, shit.
i don't think we have much of a choice...	...do we?
your weedkiller on steroids goes down with us!  everybody  dies!	I don't think we have much of a choice...
eight and a half feet wide!  weighs over five tons!	Hey, and what if we  don't make it?!
you think we can make what?!  you see that truck?!	Eight and a half feet wide!  Weighs over five tons!
...we can make it.	You think we can make what?!  You see that truck?!
i think...	...we can make it.
you can just bend over and kiss your crazy ass goodbye, buddy!	I think...
...shift.	You can just bend over and kiss your crazy ass goodbye, buddy!
oh, we're screwed, night...	...Shift.
oh, shit.	Oh, we're screwed, Night...
...is, old pete!  come on, baby!	All right, you got it.
...pete!  come on!  there it...	...is, old Pete!  Come on, baby!
come on, old...	...Pete!  Come on!  There it...
back up!  back...	...up!
oh, shit.	Back up!  Back...
...man!	Oh, shit.
holy shit...	...man!
you  snatch that  phone  from me one more time, i'm--	Hey!  Hey!  Andy's Ice Cream.
...waiting!	You  snatch that  phone  from me one more time, I'm--
well, then, that means it's call...	...waiting!
shut up, shut up!  it's beeping.	Well, then, that means it's call...
...truck!	Shut up, shut up!  It's beeping.
it was owed to me.  you stole the damn...	...truck!
...you stole the truck to uphold your principles, right?	I did not steal the truck.
...let live.	...you stole the truck to uphold your principles, right?
yeah...	...let live.
...i believe in live and...	Yeah...
and i'm a peaceful man, and...	...I believe in live and...
you wanna hit me?	And I'm a peaceful man, and...
...you.	You wanna hit me?
every time i look at you, i wanna hit...	...you.
hi--!  the gun was empty!	Every time I look at you, I wanna hit...
...-er!	Hi--!  The gun was empty!
...-cho and a hijack-...	...-er!
...reconsider that statement there, night shift.  you're psy-...	...-cho and a hijack-...
hey, take a look at your situation and...	...reconsider that statement there, Night Shift.  You're psy-...
...i'm not the psycho.	Hey, take a look at your situation and...
no...	...I'm not the psycho.
probably because they know a psycho when they hear one.	No...
i was thankin' you, asshole!	Kiss my ass!
...gun?!	I was thankin' you, asshole!
don't gimme that "nice job" shit, man! they still got a vanload comin', and what do you got besides an empty...	...gun?!
okay.	Nice job back there.
elvis is on ice again.	Okay.
all right.	Okay!  All right!
get him to stand up, night shift.	All right.
...-ed.	You mean to tell me you hijacked me with an empty gun?!
...work!  it's not even load-...	...-ed.
doesn't...	...work!  It's not even load-...
what?	Doesn't...
doesn't work.	What?
take your gun!	Doesn't work.
you're nuts, goin' back there!	Shut up.
no, no, no, no, no.  keep goin'.	Okay.
ah, one of them's in the back.	No, no, no, no, no.  Keep goin'.
okay, okay!	Ah, one of them's in the back.
...-damn!	Okay, okay!
god-...	...-damn!
we can't push old pete in this heat.  he can't take it.	Fine.
hey.	We can't push old Pete in this heat.  He can't take it.
i ain't playin' that.	Shut up.
...fine.	I ain't playin' that.
that's...	...fine.
i'm about to get in your ass like last year's underwear, man.	That's...
i didn't steal the truck! he owed it to me!  anyway, the important thing is i'm not goin' through missoula!	Look, I don't give a shit if you go through Missoula at a hundred miles an hour.  We're goin' to McGruder.
...the ice cream for money!	I didn't steal the truck! He owed it to me!  Anyway, the important thing is I'm not goin' through Missoula!
...what all the bullshit about the cash was, wasn't it?!  you stole this truck, and now you're trying to sell...	...the ice cream for money!
you stole this truck! that's...	...what all the bullshit about the cash was, wasn't it?!  You stole this truck, and now you're trying to sell...
i did not steal this truck!	You stole this truck! That's...
you stole this truck!	I did not steal this truck!
you stole this truck.	You stole this truck!
yeah, borrowed!	You stole this truck.
borrowed.	Yeah, borrowed!
look...i kinda borrowed the truck from andy.	Borrowed.
am i missing somethin' here?	Look...I kinda borrowed the truck from Andy.
i ain't goin' through missoula!	Am I missing somethin' here?
...-er.	I ain't goin' through Missoula!
no way.  we're goin' through mcgrud-...	...-er.
to get to mcgruder, you have to go through missoula, and i ain't goin' to missoula.	No way.  We're goin' through McGrud-...
no, no, no.	To get to McGruder, you have to go through Missoula, and I ain't goin' to Missoula.
no, no, no, no, no.  we gotta go to mcgruder!  i go where the truck goes!	No, no, no.
...-er.	No, no, no, no, no.  We gotta go to McGruder!  I go where the truck goes!
no, you gotta go to mcgrud-...	...-er.
billings?  no, no, no, no, no.  we need to go to mcgruder.	No, you gotta go to McGrud-...
no cell.	Suppose you're gonna shoot me because you can't get service on my cell phone.
we're clear.	Oh, man.
you'd better coast through...	...town.
...excuse me.  can you fix this?	Do you wanna give me a minute?
...-ed.	...excuse me.  Can you fix this?
excuse me...	...-ed.
damn diesel injections are flood-...	Excuse me...
...all the time.	Damn diesel injections are flood-...
it happens to this piece of shit...	...all the time.
what the hell's goin' on?	It happens to this piece of shit...
damn.	What the hell's goin' on?
come on!	Damn.
...up.	Are you kiddin'?
i'm gonna bust a mudhole in your ass. i'm gonna--  don't tell me to shut-- it's none of your business.  man, i can talk all i want to.	Shut...
come on, get in the truck.	I'm gonna bust a mudhole in your ass. I'm gonna--  Don't tell me to shut-- It's none of your business.  Man, I can talk all I want to.
i'm gonna stomp your a--	Come on, get in the truck.
that dog ain't mean.	I'm gonna stomp your a--
that dog was mean before i met him.	That dog ain't mean.
what did you do that for?  it makes him mean as a snake.	That dog was mean before I met him.
yeah, to keep him off my ass.	What did you do that for?  It makes him mean as a snake.
you gave him ice cream, didn't you?  come on, let's go.	Yeah, to keep him off my ass.
what the hell is with you, dog?  he's the one with the damn gun.	You gave him ice cream, didn't you?  Come on, let's go.
there we go.  there we go.  did you keep it safe?  did you	What the hell is with you, dog?  He's the one with the damn gun.
would you hurry up, please?	Look, put this in the back.  Keep it safe.
go on.	Would you hurry up, please?
i need your truck!	You are not takin' my truck!
...doing?!	I need your truck!
hey, you're gonna piss me--  what the hell are you supposed to be...	...doing?!
all right, then how about this?	Hey, you're gonna piss me--  What the hell are you supposed to be...
no.	All right, then how about this?
i'll rent the truck from you.  you can stay here, you can go.  whatever you want.	No.
i got fifty bucks.  i'll get more.	I'll rent the truck from you.  You can stay here, you can go.  Whatever you want.
i got, uh....	I got fifty bucks.  I'll get more.
i got, like, uh....	I got, uh....
you want cash?	I got, like, uh....
you want cash?	You want cash?
wait, wait, wait.  hold up.  hold up.  look.	You want cash?
peace.	All right.
...is as dangerous as you seem to think it is, i'm gettin' my ass as far away from you and it as possible.	Peace.
and if that elvis shit...	...is as dangerous as you seem to think it is, I'm gettin' my ass as far away from you and it as possible.
look...i got two tons of the world's nastiest ice cream sittin' in a truck that should've been retired ten years ago.  that shit will be worthless by noon.	And if that Elvis shit...
...-er.	Look...I got two tons of the world's nastiest ice cream sittin' in a truck that should've been retired ten years ago.  That shit will be worthless by noon.
then you drive me to mcgrud-...	...-er.
...truck.	Then you drive me to McGrud-...
you are seriously mistaken if you think you are going anywhere in my...	...truck.
i need your help.	You are seriously mistaken if you think you are going anywhere in my...
...-o of all, wantin' to be a part of this wacko shit!	I need your help.
...think he was a wacko.  and i think that g.i. ninja's a bigger wacko.  and i think you're the biggest wack-...	...-o of all, wantin' to be a part of this wacko shit!
hey, listen!  do you know what i think?  i...	...think he was a wacko.  And I think that G.I. ninja's a bigger wacko.  And I think you're the biggest wack-...
for cryin' out loud.	Hey, listen!  Do you know what I think?  I...
yeah, i believe him.  he was my friend.	For cryin' out loud.
...ya?	Yeah, I believe him.  He was my friend.
wait, wait.  you don't believe the dead guy, do...	...ya?
...-tana.	Wait, wait.  You don't believe the dead guy, do...
look, if i don't get this stuff to mcgruder, it's goodbye, andy's ice cream, goodbye, jerome, goodbye, mon-...	...-tana.
...and a shitload of ice.	Look, if I don't get this stuff to McGruder, it's goodbye, Andy's Ice Cream, goodbye, Jerome, goodbye, Mon-...
no, no, no.  you don't need my truck. you need somebody else's truck...	...and a shitload of ice.
dude in uniform get in your face, you do not shoot your mouth off.	I need your truck.
what did i say?	Dude in uniform get in your face, you do not shoot your mouth off.
sorry, man.  he's dead.	No.
aw!  oh, jesus.	Hang on.  Hang on.
why don't i--?	No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait.
oh.	Why don't I--?
well, darlene usually gives me a signed check for emergencies.  i could always give you that.	Oh.
huh?	Well, Darlene usually gives me a signed check for emergencies.  I could always give you that.
that'll make up the difference, huh?	Huh?
...for andy, i'll tell him i lost a few cartons comin' over  the mountain.	That'll make up the difference, huh?
...off.  say, uh, three seventy-five. seein' that we both have so much love...	...for Andy, I'll tell him I lost a few cartons comin' over  the mountain.
bein' that it's cash, i'm gonna give you ten percent...	...off.  Say, uh, three seventy-five. Seein' that we both have so much love...
...two things andy is not.  uh, but i tell you what.	Bein' that it's cash, I'm gonna give you ten percent...
...and fair...	...two things Andy is not.  Uh, but I tell you what.
he could've.  that-that's true.  but that would've been smart...	...and fair...
he could've called first.	He could've.  That-That's true.  But that would've been smart...
except for the fact that i need cash.	He could've called first.
uh, huh?	Except for the fact that I need cash.
hey, you and i are seein' eye to eye on a whole range of issues this mornin'.	Uh, huh?
...moron.	Hey, you and I are seein' eye to eye on a whole range of issues this mornin'.
andy.  another fuckin'...	...moron.
well, he told me to collect cash.	Andy.  Another fuckin'...
...darlene pay you in cash?	Since today.  New policy.
since when does...	...Darlene pay you in cash?
uh, between this month and last month, you owe four hundred and seventeen dollars.  and we need that in cash.	Since when does...
look, you need me to sign an invoice or somethin'?	Uh, between this month and last month, you owe four hundred and seventeen dollars.  And we need that in cash.
hey, i'm with you on that one, my man. prick.	Look, you need me to sign an invoice or somethin'?
the guy's a fuckin' moron.	Hey, I'm with you on that one, my man. Prick.
no argument there.	The guy's a fuckin' moron.
that's my business.	No argument there.
great.	Art.
freezer in the back.	Great.
where do you want this stuff?	Freezer in the back.
sam?  andy gave sam a nice big desk to park his fat ass behind.	Where do you want this stuff?
where's sam?	Sam?  Andy gave Sam a nice big desk to park his fat ass behind.
...-ty.	Where's Sam?
...yeah.  tryin' to get most of my day done before it hits nine-...	...-ty.
oh...	...yeah.  Tryin' to get most of my day done before it hits nine-...
a little early for a delivery.	Oh...
vaughn.	Hey!
...such is the price...of patriotism.	Vaughn.
but...	...such is the price...of patriotism.
and it won't be pleasant.	But...
funny situation, ain't it, andy?	Three seconds.  One...
well, well, well.	Funny situation, ain't it, Andy?
...without compunction.	Well, well, well.
this country trained me to kill...	...without compunction.
i urge you to be persuasive.	This country trained me to kill...
your move.  okay, vaughn, you drive.	Oh, my God.
just give me elvis and i'll make sure you have enough money for a dozen ice cream trucks.	I don't ever wanna see another ice cream...
...frozen!  so if you don't mind--!	Just give me Elvis and I'll make sure you have enough money for a dozen ice cream trucks.
i got three thousand dollars of highly perishable ice cream products that taste bad enough when it's...	...frozen!  So if you don't mind--!
listen, shithead!	I got three thousand dollars of highly perishable ice cream products that taste bad enough when it's...
what'd he say?	Don't be tedious, waiter.  Dr. Long called it Elvis.
...within five minutes.	It's for you.
give it to me now, or you'll be dead...	...within five minutes.
...about him.	I'll keep an eye out.
we're worried...	...about him.
to tell you the truth, we're looking for a scientist who's gone missing from the tech center.  maybe you know him. richard long.	We're worried...
be cool.  be--	That was quick.
hey, be cool.	Be cool.  Be--
hey.	Hey, be cool.
...help you?	Look, I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you.  Whatever you want.  Please!
why don't you get that tub of shit sam to...	...help you?
...arlo, and you screwed me for it. now, where's my goddamn truck?	I ain't got time to argue with you today, Andy.  But I can tell you this.  Takin' your truck pissed you off?
i did what i could for you...	...Arlo, and you screwed me for it. Now, where's my goddamn truck?
it's, uh, parked just off of highway thirty-five.	I did what I could for you...
so...where's my truck?	It's, uh, parked just off of Highway Thirty-Five.
well, that just about figures for today.	So...where's my truck?
...have it.  you have to...have to get it to m...to mcgruder.	Hey, actually...
you-you can't let him...	...have it.  You have to...have to get it to M...to McGruder.
...about the man who did this, he's-he's comin' after it.	You-You can't let him...
...-onds...with just a fraction of what's in...	...here.   Mason...
eighteen men were k- killed in sec-...	...-onds...with just a fraction of what's in...
i had no idea how powerful it was.	Eighteen men were k- killed in sec-...
so you called the damned thing elvis	I had no idea how powerful it was.
...take my sorry old truck.	We do need your truck.
wait.  this town is full of trucks.  nice new trucks.  you don't need to go...	...take my sorry old truck.
...to fort mcgruder in his truck.	Wait.  This town is full of trucks.  Nice new trucks.  You don't need to go...
mason, you have to take this...	...to Fort McGruder in his truck.
yeah, that's my truck.	Mason, you have to take this...
...the guy the army guys are lookin' for!	Bullshit.  Put the phone down, Mason.
he's the dude...	...the guy the Army guys are lookin' for!
listen, deputy.	He's the dude...
well, why don't they talk to the sage of jerome here?!	What the hell's a sage?
...-lem too?	No, sir.  I've never seen this guy before.
you got a prob-...	...-lem too?
...including the permanently extreme.	I'd say we're about even.
...to take any extreme measures i deem necessary...	...including the permanently extreme.
in order to protect those secrets, i am authorized to fine you, imprison you...	...to take any extreme measures I deem necessary...
...-listed personnel with detailed knowledge of classified secrets falling under the national security act.	In order to protect those secrets, I am authorized to fine you, imprison you...
however, you are also non-en-...	...-listed personnel with detailed knowledge of classified secrets falling under the National Security Act.
exactly.	However, you are also non-en-...
...and selfless actions, you did save millions of lives.	Exactly.
we do have to take into consideration that, through your courage...	...and selfless actions, you did save millions of lives.
...owe you.	Us.  Owe us.
your country and a lot of innocent people in it...	...owe you.
thank you.	Your country and a lot of innocent people in it...
all right, gentlemen. we're about done here.  fine job.	Thank you.
...on ice!  we've got elvis on ice!	Hold it!
we've got it...	...on ice!  We've got Elvis on ice!
...mason.  i can barely hear you.	We've got it...
what?  say again...	...Mason.  I can barely hear you.
whoo-hoo!	Are you crazy?!  Take the boat?!
yes, sir.	If you're right, Lewis, this Mason is one hell of a pro.  He must have a service record and a paper trail some-...
any of them richard long?	No, sir.
they were all wearing hardware.	Any of them Richard Long?
looks like it.  yes, sir.	Alert seventy-fifth rangers.  Code Blue. Tell them Elvis has left the building.
is it--?	Looks like it.  Yes, sir.
colonel vitelli.  we got a busted-in cold vault inside.	Is it--?
so far, ye-yes.	Why is it you scientists can create implements of destruction...
and let me guess.  you failed.	So far, ye-yes.
...i began trying to find ways of controlling the effects of the weapon that we tested on horn island.	And let me guess.  You failed.
all right.  after they put you away...	...I began trying to find ways of controlling the effects of the weapon that we tested on Horn Island.
almost quaint.	All right.  After they put you away...
"went away."  i like that.	Almost quaint.
went away?	"Went away."  I like that.
...men every time i've closed my eyes?  but after you went away, i--	Went away?
do you think i haven't seen the bodies of those...	...men every time I've closed my eyes?  But after you went away, I--
...always done, richard?	Do you think I haven't seen the bodies of those...
what rational man could fit in with the sorts of things our government was doing? the sorts of things you've...	...always done, Richard?
...years of thinking the matter over, i began to see that the whole thing wasn't really my problem.	What rational man could fit in with the sorts of things our government was doing? The sorts of things you've...
...you were right, of course.  but after...	...years of thinking the matter over, I began to see that the whole thing wasn't really my problem.
do you remember telling me once that all through my career, i'd never fit in?  well...	...you were right, of course.  But after...
together, you gave me the opportunity to realize just how very wrong my life had gone.	Do you remember telling me once that all through my career, I'd never fit in?  Well...
mm-hm.	Together, you gave me the opportunity to realize just how very wrong my life had gone.
grateful?	Mm-hm.
...and the government.	Grateful?
oh, i'm well aware of what the government did, i assure you.  actually, i've just come to say how grateful i am to you...	...and the government.
...that.	Oh, I'm well aware of what the government did, I assure you.  Actually, I've just come to say how grateful I am to you...
i know where the  blame belongs.  but i didn't put you in prison, andrew.  the government did...	...that.
...me?  well, you could've saved yourself the trip.	I know where the  blame belongs.  But I didn't put you in prison, Andrew.  The government did...
is that why you're here?  to blame...	...me?  Well, you could've saved yourself the trip.
...-ple.	Is that why you're here?  To blame...
...not at all like a man responsible for the deaths of eighteen peo-...	...-ple.
you look fit...healthy...	...not at all like a man responsible for the deaths of eighteen peo-...
you look good, richard.	You look fit...healthy...
no, go--	You look good, Richard.
is this stool taken?	No, go--
...about--	There's nothing to say, doctor.  Someone had to take the fall, and they still need you, whereas...I've never been anything more than a thorn in their collective side, as you once said.
...i wish they would've let me say something...	...about--
andrew...	...I wish they would've let me say something...
damn you, long!  my people are out there! your people are out there!	It's too...
you'll kill us all!	Damn you, Long!  My people are out there! Your people are out there!
no!	No!
...destroyer of worlds."	No!
"i am become death, the...	...destroyer of worlds."
all right.  one more shot, provided...  we're off the island tonight.	Let's proceed.
you have my word on that.	All right.  One more shot, provided...  we're off the island tonight.
...me, if i thought there was any real danger, i-i wouldn't go forward.	You have my word on that.
now, i know.  you have moral objections to what we're doing here, but believe...	...me, if I thought there was any real danger, I-I wouldn't go forward.
now listen to me.	Now, I know.  You have moral objections to what we're doing here, but believe...
but you have no choice but to follow orders.	Now listen to me.
...the united states into the kind of country we're supposed to be fighting against.	But you have no choice but to follow orders.
...sittin' here with our hands in the goddamn cookie jar!  and let me tell you something else.  i didn't join the service to let people like you turn...	...the United States into the kind of country we're supposed to be fighting against.
...here, and the white house is screaming about chemical weapons,  and we're...	...sittin' here with our hands in the goddamn cookie jar!  And let me tell you something else.  I didn't join the service to let people like you turn...
the nsa thinks the un is onto your work...	...here, and the White House is screaming about chemical weapons,  and we're...
if it works, your stock at the pentagon will go up along with mine.  i don't think i need to mention you could use the help.	The NSA thinks the UN is onto your work...
look, this is a scientific experiment, okay?	If it works, your stock at the Pentagon will go up along with mine.  I don't think I need to mention you could use the help.
...-bility.	Look, this is a scientific experiment, okay?
this isn't some kind of pissing contest, long.  you may be in charge here, but those men out there are my responsi-...	...-bility.
...-lar.	This isn't some kind of pissing contest, Long.  You may be in charge here, but those men out there are my responsi-...
you know, captain, if you hadn't spent so much of your career questioning your superiors, you might've found yourself with more gold leaf on your col-...	...-lar.
sweeney tells me you don't have computer confirmation?	You know, captain, if you hadn't spent so much of your career questioning your superiors, you might've found yourself with more gold leaf on your col-...
i don't work for you, captain brynner.	Sweeney tells me you don't have computer confirmation?
and i changed the schedule.	I don't work for you, Captain Brynner.
...to be off the island tonight.	And I changed the schedule.
what the hell is all this about a detonation today?  we're scheduled...	...to be off the island tonight.
...-tor long.	What the hell is all this about a detonation today?  We're scheduled...
doc-...	...-tor Long.
i'll do it.	Tell the choppers we're lifting off!
and i'm warning you, leo.  don't test me. get your men and your machines off my radar screen in five, or three million people will die.	I'll do it.
...here!	And I'm warning you, Leo.  Don't test me. Get your men and your machines off my radar screen in five, or three million people will die.
knowing you, brynner, you've got buyers waiting to buy! you're not gonna use that...	...here!
...destry, fair oaks....	Knowing you, Brynner, you've got buyers waiting to buy! You're not gonna use that...
...maybe even salt lake, not to mention casper...	...Destry, Fair Oaks....
or i may be wrong.  the breeze could be gusting south.  that'd be billings...	...maybe even Salt Lake, not to mention Casper...
hm.  the wind's northwest.  that oughta be...seattle.	Or I may be wrong.  The breeze could be gusting south.  That'd be Billings...
...-enworth.  i'll have no compunction at all about using this.	Hm.  The wind's northwest.  That oughta be...Seattle.
...i lost all my squeamishness at leav- ...	...-enworth.  I'll have no compunction at all about using this.
...-ians.  but i assure you, leo...	...I lost all my squeamishness at Leav- ...
yeah, i had a small problem with members of our side murdering civil-...	...-ians.  But I assure you, Leo...
i checked your release date.  i never liked coincidences.	And I don't like deviations from plans, Leo, as I'm sure you re-...
as soon as i heard elvis was on the loose, you came to mind.	I checked your release date.  I never liked coincidences.
and i certainly can't say it's pleasant.	As soon as I heard Elvis was on the loose, you came to mind.
i can't say it's a surprise.	And I certainly can't say it's pleasant.
pleasant surprise.	I can't say it's a surprise.
good to see you again, leo.	Pleasant surprise.
well, lieutenant vitelli.	Good to see you again, Leo.
brynner.	Well, Lieutenant Vitelli.
...happen if i drop this?	Brynner.
do you know what'll...	...happen if I drop this?
besides, how are we gonna sell something we don't have?	Nothing has changed, I assure you both. The Army still thinks we got Elvis.  They had a tactical withdrawal.  It's just those two amateurs now.  Do you really want to concede a hundred million dollars to them?
there's nothing in here, sir.  they got away with it.	All right.  Let's clear the mess and move out.
closin' down, sir.	Vaughn, Burke, move to the end of the street.  Fan out and work your way back to the motel.
get 'em on line, then stall.  long can't have gotten far.	Closin' down, sir.
hit him again.	INT. POSTAL VAN - DAY.
hit him.	INT. POSTAL VAN - DAY
carl, establish contact with that deputy we met earlier.  he'll be more useful now.	INT. POSTAL VAN - DAY.
carl!  set up the camera.	INT. BRYNNER'S VAN - DAY.
ext. dam - day.	Carl!  Set up the camera.
all right.  tell the pilot we'll be a half-hour.	EXT. DAM - DAY.
of which we have more than enough.	INT. HELICOPTER - DAY.
and so missoula's prodigal son returns.	INT. HARDWARE STORE - DAY.
you have no idea what you're in possession of, do you?	INT. ICE CREAM TRUCK/CAB - DAY.
dutiful citizens, you have something which i have waited years for.	INT. BRYNNER'S VAN - DAY.
radio the bikes.	INT. BRYNNER'S VAN - DAY.
well.  it appears someone's been lying to us.	INT. DARLENE'S STORE - DAY.
...comes up that road.	INT. DARLENE'S STORE - NIGHT.
ext. brynner's van - night.	...comes up that road.
dennis, radio the bikes.  i wanna know if so much as a squirrel...	EXT. BRYNNER'S VAN - NIGHT.
int. brynner's van - night.	Dennis, radio the bikes.  I wanna know if so much as a squirrel...
move.  this is already affecting our schedule.	INT. BRYNNER'S VAN - NIGHT.
this is it.	INT. U.S. RESEARCH LABORATORY/STORAGE AREA/FREEZER VAULT - NIGHT.
i'm on it.	Stay put.  Keep the camera trained on...
get 'em in the  middle of the dam.	Sir.
having witnessed the effects myself, i can assure you it'll be very useful when the bidding starts.	Get 'em in the  middle of the dam.
we're gonna use them for demonstration  footage.	Having witnessed the effects myself, I can assure you it'll be very useful when the bidding starts.
what about these two?	We're gonna use them for demonstration  footage.
...here!	What about these two?
i wanna patch in from...	...here!
get your links set up!	I wanna patch in from...
dennis!	Get your links set up!
just when we have all the cards, vaughn.  take these two behind the van.	Move!
shit.	Just when we have all the cards, Vaughn.  Take these two behind the van.
you can't fire on them.  you're gonna detonate the crystals.	Prep the launcher now.
vaughn, get the m-seventy-nine ready.	You can't fire on them.  You're gonna detonate the crystals.
...-ther orders?	No.  A pair of average citizens have decided to risk their lives for their country.  I almost remember what that feels like.
sir, all potential customers have been informed of the delay.  fur-...	...-ther orders?
...quick in and out.	You have ten percent of a hundred million dollars comin' your way.  I think we can impose on you for a little overtime.
this was supposed to be a...	...quick in and out.
check the immediate area.	This was supposed to be a...
it's clean.	Check the immediate area.
there.	Check it out.
vaughn.	We're in.
that's right.	Long went missing from the Tech Center this morning along with a very dangerous...
richard long.	That's right.
...general store.	Richard Long.
yeah, he's wanted in connection with a death this morning at the jerome...	...general store.
you know the suspect?	Yeah, he's wanted in connection with a death this morning at the Jerome...
right.  tim mason.	You know the suspect?
...-ty.	Right.  Tim Mason.
...to pursue a man who's stolen government proper-...	...-ty.
we were called in by the jerome base...	...to pursue a man who's stolen government proper-...
...-mand out of fort bragg.	We were called in by the Jerome base...
i'm colonel brynner, u.s. special operations com-...	...-mand out of Fort Bragg.
mind if you tell me what's goin' on?	I'm Colonel Brynner, U.S. Special Operations Com-...
officer pappas, i'm glad you're here.	Mind if you tell me what's goin' on?
carl, dennis, get out of sight.	Officer Pappas, I'm glad you're here.
...in missoula.  all we need to do is get to mason before anyone else does.	Carl, Dennis, get out of sight.
this river ends at a hydro dam...	...in Missoula.  All we need to do is get to Mason before anyone else does.
...out here, captain.  don't you think the guys deserve a break?	They'll get a break tomorrow.
it's a hundred degrees...	...out here, captain.  Don't you think the guys deserve a break?
...gear?	It's a hundred degrees...
where's their protective...	...gear?
you don't think it's that bad, do you, sir?  i mean, long's spent the last two years developing his defoliant.  the stuff can't even kill crabgrass yet.	Where's their protective...
...scientists.	You don't think it's that bad, do you, sir?  I mean, Long's spent the last two years developing his defoliant.  The stuff can't even kill crabgrass yet.
jesus chri--  we're on a very slippery slope here, sam.  a covert military operation riddled with civilian...	...scientists.
...noon.	Jesus Chri--  We're on a very slippery slope here, Sam.  A covert military operation riddled with civilian...
uh, with all due respect, sir, dr. long told me to prep the field for detonation at...	...noon.
...screwup?	Uh, with all due respect, sir, Dr. Long told me to prep the field for detonation at...
...what, sam?  can't i go down to the loading dock for a few hours without coming back to find a major...	...screwup?
but...	...what, Sam?  Can't I go down to the loading dock for a few hours without coming back to find a major...
yes, captain brynner, you did, but-but--	But...
...-fall.	Yes, Captain Brynner, you did, but-but--
hemmings!  sam, i thought i told you to close up shop and be ready to move up the island by night-...	...-fall.
you'd never understand!	I would've in another life.
why?  you're a nothing, nobody!  why?	You'd never understand!
dead, last time i...	...checked.
where's elvis?!	Dead, last time I...
no.	Where's Elvis?!
...-spite the mouth.	Him first.
...and unharmed, de-...	...-spite the mouth.
your fellow hero, untouched...	...and unharmed, de-...
where's arlo?	Bring him up.
...-tainer!	Where's Arlo?
it's a little late for matinee heroics, mason.  just give me the con-...	...-tainer!
...the river.	It's a little late for matinee heroics, Mason.  Just give me the con-...
you try anything, it goes in...	...the river.
i don't see my container.	You try anything, it goes in...
yeah, i'm listenin'.	Then meet me at the dam in fifteen minutes.
hello.	I got someone who's anxious to talk to you, Mr. Mason.
and i can't guarantee the end will be quick.	Elvis is fuckin' dead, man.  Get yourself some CDs.
...on this miserable road to nowhere.	And I can't guarantee the end will be quick.
because if you don't give me that cylinder, your lives will end...	...on this miserable road to nowhere.
...never done a thing for you?	Because if you don't give me that cylinder, your lives will end...
...to die for a country that's...	...never done a thing for you?
...and ask a simple question -   are you actually prepared...	...to die for a country that's...
i want you to look at one another...	...and ask a simple question -   Are you actually prepared...
...your concern nor your fight.  relinquish the package and you can go.	I don't know what the hell...
contrary to what dr. long may have told you, this is neither...	...your concern nor your fight.  Relinquish the package and you can go.
yeah?	Contrary to what Dr. Long may have told you, this is neither...
...should be right outside.	Like I say, Doc Long's...
odd, then, that his car...	...should be right outside.
not tonight...	...though.
...time to time, yeah.	Not tonight...
doc long.  yeah, i know him.  weirdo guy. he comes in from...	...time to time, yeah.
...long.	Doc Long.  Yeah, I know him.  Weirdo guy. He comes in from...
doc...	...Long.
i assume you have one.	Assumptions are always dangerous.
actually, i was just looking for a restroom.	I assume you have one.
...look like you're after something more dangerous.	Actually, I was just looking for a restroom.
...and a rifle.  you, on the other hand...	...look like you're after something more dangerous.
uh, you wanna hunt outta season, it's cool with me.  but mostly, well, they just take a six...	...and a rifle.  You, on the other hand...
i beg your pardon?	Uh, you wanna hunt outta season, it's cool with me.  But mostly, well, they just take a six...
...deer.	I beg your pardon?
quite a getup for jacking...	...deer.
...dangerous.	Quite a getup for jacking...
assumptions are always...	...dangerous.
i assume you want that to go.	Assumptions are always...
iced coffee.	I assume you want that to go.
well, then, how about a cup of coffee, darlene?	Iced coffee.
....-lene.	Well, then, how about a cup of coffee, Darlene?
yeah, they call me dar-...	....-lene.
is this your establishment?	Yeah, they call me Dar-...
mornin'.	Is this your establishment?
we gotta get help.  aw, fuck!  damn.	Mornin'.
...ready before the morning crowd blows in.	...ready before the morning crowd blows in.  I got it...
two pots of coffee...	...ready before the morning crowd blows in.
...like april.  it gives him gas. and make sure there's  two pots of coffee...	Two pots of coffee...
and don't give him any ice cream...	...like April.  It gives him gas. And make sure there's  two pots of coffee...
be sure you feed bosco.	And don't give him any ice cream...
yeah?	Be sure you feed Bosco.
i can handle it.	Mm.  It doesn't take a genius.
...-fore he closes, which means you're gonna have to cover the grill and the floor.	I can handle it.
oh.  well, i have got to get to the dentist be-...	...-fore he closes, which means you're gonna have to cover the grill and the floor.
...-time,  remember?	Oh.  Well, I have got to get to the dentist be-...
darlene, it's five-thirty.  now, i worked late for you this mornin', and you didn't wanna spring for over-...	...-time,  remember?
...it.	Darlene, it's five-thirty.  Now, I worked late for you this mornin', and you didn't wanna spring for over-...
...and then my night man shows up when he feels like...	...it.
...-son.  of all the days for you to show up late.  first, the idiot april calls in sick.  then i got a bad tooth...	...and then my night man shows up when he feels like...
goddamn it, ma-...	...-son.  Of all the days for you to show up late.  First, the idiot April calls in sick.  Then I got a bad tooth...
you know, i have yet to get a simple cup of coffee and a meal in this place, darlene.	And you ain't gonna start now.
ah.	His I know.  Yours I don't have a clue.  But if it wasn't for you, I think he'd have drifted right on through this town.
secrets.	Ah.
uh, we both like to fish.	Secrets.
there's something else too.	Uh, we both like to fish.
...somehow.	There's something else too.
...he's smart enough to get you...	...somehow.
...well, most of the time he looks like something the cat might have dragged in, but, you know...	...he's smart enough to get you...
oh, you're two of a kind, doc.  oh, he may not have your sheepskins, and...	...well, most of the time he looks like something the cat might have dragged in, but, you know...
oh, no?	Oh, you're two of a kind, doc.  Oh, he may not have your sheepskins, and...
story of my life.  well, one thing you won't lose is that friend of yours back there, i'll tell you that.	Oh, no?
oh, caught a few, lost a few.	Story of my life.  Well, one thing you won't lose is that friend of yours back there, I'll tell you that.
kabula's out.	EXT. DAM - DAY.
geneva just pulled the plug.	Kabula's out.
sir, i got taipei grindin' on me here. how long is this supposed to ta--?	EXT. DAM - DAY.
go.	EXT. DAM - DAY.
rangers.	Go.
it's after five...	INT. DARLENE'S STORE - NIGHT.
you got thirty minutes.	INT. U.S. RESEARCH LABORATORY/CORRIDOR - NIGHT.
video lock.	You got thirty minutes.
...tight!	INT. TUNNEL - DAY.
...we're gonna seal that tunnel!  i want it air-...	...tight!
great.  all right...	...we're gonna seal that tunnel!  I want it air-...
major, we've gotta seal that tunnel!  major!	INT. TUNNEL - DAY.
int. vitelli's helicopter - day.	Major, we've gotta seal that tunnel!  Major!
forty-nine?	INT. VITELLI'S HELICOPTER - DAY.
no sign of 'em...	INT. VITELLI'S HELICOPTER - DAY.
...now!	INT. POSTAL VAN - DAY.
hit it...	...now!
is elvis out?	Negative.  Negative.
...that tunnel.	Get ready to take it out!
what's going on, colonel?	Here's what I want you to do.
gomez, you fight the battles you can win.  now, we've been outmaneuvered here.  brynner's next move is gonna be to get elvis out of the country and sell him to the highest bidder.  to do that, he has to have planned an exit point.  that's where we intercept him.  that's where we make our play.  now you and your men back off.	All right, let's move...
sir, we can't just let him get away with this!	Gomez, you fight the battles you can win.  Now, we've been outmaneuvered here.  Brynner's next move is gonna be to get Elvis out of the country and sell him to the highest bidder.  To do that, he has to have planned an exit point.  That's where we intercept him.  That's where we make our play.  Now you and your men back off.
it's not over, brynner.	Sir, we can't just let him get away with this!
colonel, sir, who the hell is this guy?	He was Major Andrew Bryn-...
and where are you going?	After that re-...
pappas, that other guy was unloading ice cream into a freezer.  now, what could he have to do with a military scientist, huh?	The sooner you get up the lab, the sooner you'll figure it out.
missoula's reporting the refrigerator truck as a stolen vehicle.  i told you mason was walking shit.	Pappas, that other guy was unloading ice cream into a freezer.  Now, what could he have to do with a military scientist, huh?
it must've happened right after we left.	Missoula's reporting the refrigerator truck as a stolen vehicle.  I told you Mason was walking shit.
thanks.	It must've happened right after we left.
...son.	All right.  Enough. Look...
that little geek is my...	...son.
mason?  no, he's a soda-jerk drifter, a hamburger flipper.	It could be a cover, I suppose.
...-son.	Run a check.  FBI, Interpol.
a man named tim ma-...	...-son.
who's your suspect?	A man named Tim Ma-...
...-five.	Who's your suspect?
one of our units is pursuing a suspect up the thirty-...	...-five.
well, i've got dr. long's body down at the coroner's office.	One of our units is pursuing a suspect up the thirty-...
...colonel?	Have you I.D.'d the bodies?
what the hell are you talkin' about...	...colonel?
i don't suppose you'd like to tell me what this is all about.	I will tell you what I...
uh-huh.	I don't suppose you'd like to tell me what this is all about.
deputy art lewis, jerome county sheriff's department.	Uh-huh.
...-time.	Excellent.
...try this one out some-...	...-time.
hey, doc.  might wanna...	...try this one out some-...
couldn't sleep, pumper.  is everything, uh, all right tonight?	There's nothin' goin' on out there, doc...except maybe the occasional fly fisherman.
morning, doc.  awful early, aren't ya?	Couldn't sleep, Pumper.  Is everything, uh, all right tonight?
...that the prey can bite back.	Let me have those.
and only then does our noble friend realize...	...that the prey can bite back.
tryin' to remember somethin' somebody once told me about tyin' a fly.	And only then does our noble friend realize...
yeah, i just....	Tryin' to remember somethin' somebody once told me about tyin' a fly.
...-m-means, mason.	Doctor.
the only one who understands what this me-...	...-m-means, Mason.
you're the only one i can trust.	The only one who understands what this me-...
and what if it does?	Everything will die, Mason.
never let it reach fifty degre-degrees.	And what if it does?
cold?  cold.  how cold?	Never let it reach fifty degre-degrees.
...or it'll ignite.	Cold?  Cold.  How cold?
the compound has to be kept cold...	...or it'll ignite.
call an ambulance.	No...
mason.	Shit!  Oh, shit.
...fishin'.	Some people might.
...-to a simple thing like...	...fishin'.
some people might say you're readin' an awful lot in-...	...-to a simple thing like...
...is death.	Some people might say you're readin' an awful lot in-...
...without caution...	...is death.
...and that power...	...without caution...
...back...	...and that power...
...forcing him to strike.  and only then does our noble friend realize that the prey...can bite...	...back...
...create a piece of bait that sends the fish's instincts into overdrive...	...forcing him to strike.  And only then does our noble friend realize that the prey...can bite...
tie a fly...	...create a piece of bait that sends the fish's instincts into overdrive...
turn the power of the hunter against him.	Tie a fly...
there's only one way you can do it, mason.	Turn the power of the hunter against him.
how can we ever hope to win against the trout?	There's only one way you can do it, Mason.
...the master of his realm.	How can we ever hope to win against the trout?
...sensitivity without neurosis.  he's...	...the master of his realm.
he's brains without ambition...	...sensitivity without neurosis.  He's...
...is a perfect hunter.	He's brains without ambition...
no, that's not possible, mason.  the trout...	...is a perfect hunter.
...like a fish.	No, that's not possible, Mason.  The trout...
and i'm good at this.  been doing it since i was a kid.  but you, i don't know.  somehow you think...	...like a fish.
...but you pull twice as many fish out of the water as i do.	And I'm good at this.  Been doing it since I was a kid.  But you, I don't know.  Somehow you think...
yeah.  ten months we've been fishin' this river together.  we use the same equipment, more or less...	...but you pull twice as many fish out of the water as I do.
my secret?	Yeah.  Ten months we've been fishin' this river together.  We use the same equipment, more or less...
been trying to figure out your secret.	My secret?
...miles.	What?
i got eight thousand yards. radius is five...	...miles.
dr.  long!	I got eight thousand yards. Radius is five...
i don't know.  um, he's working, but there's a lot of data. maybe...another hour?	We don't have an hour.  We're already supposed to be shut down.
how much longer for the range and power projections?	I don't know.  Um, he's working, but there's a lot of data. Maybe...another hour?
well, your prediction was on the nose.	How much longer for the range and power projections?
so reaction temperature is fifty degrees.	Well, your prediction was on the nose.
well,  costello's finished with the stability profile, but abbott is still chewing on the load file.	So reaction temperature is fifty degrees.
mr. sweeney, how goes it?	Well,  Costello's finished with the stability profile, but Abbott is still chewing on the load file.
there's a vent shaft leading straight up.	Okay, I'll have a chopper meet you at the top.
mason.  mason!	Yeah.
...tunnel!	God!  They're gonna seal it.
if you're not out of there soon, i have got to seal the...	...tunnel!
forty-seven.	If you're not out of there soon, I have got to seal the...
mason, what is the temperature of elvis?!	Forty-seven.
...mason?	I'm at mile marker...
where are you now...	...Mason?
we've got the real thing!	Where are you now...
what we gave brynner on the dam was a phony!	We've got the real thing!
...-son.	What we gave Brynner on the dam was a phony!
what?  say again, ma-...	...-son.
...you, mason?	Yeah, yeah...
all right, go.	Fol-...
yeah, i'm sure.	All right, go.
you sure?	Yeah, I'm sure.
all right.	I'll lead 'em out.
the army, sealin' us in.	Jesus.
what the hell was that?	The Army, sealin' us in.
just go check the temperature.	Don't move!
...tunnel now!	Just go check the temperature.
...we're all gonna die in this...	...tunnel now!
wait.  listen to me, pappas.  if you don't let us by...	...we're all gonna die in this...
...side!	What happened to Colonel Brynner?
his name's vitelli.  talk to him.  he's right out-...	...side!
...on the other end of this phone.	His name's Vitelli.  Talk to him.  He's right out-...
...there's a colonel...	...on the other end of this phone.
listen, pappas...	...there's a colonel...
yeah, asshole.  i'm puttin' a murder suspect and a guy who...	...stole a truck under arrest.
...any idea what's goin' on here?!	Yeah, asshole.  I'm puttin' a murder suspect and a guy who...
you redneck idiot, do you have...	...any idea what's goin' on here?!
i said let me see your hands now!	You redneck idiot, do you have...
...hands!	Pappas!  Move the car!
let me see your...	...hands!
you know, i gotta tell you.  that really bothers me, somebody calls me "son."	Then how about if I call you "ass-...
...to talk, son.	You know, I gotta tell you.  That really bothers me, somebody calls me "son."
shut your mouth until i tell you...	...to talk, son.
...beer.	Shut your mouth until I tell you...
i didn't sell the boy any...	...beer.
...public drunkenness....	I didn't sell the boy any...
mason, you wouldn't know the truth if it bit you.  we've got your whole record.  we know about the-the conviction for vagrancy...	...public drunkenness....
lying?	Mason, you wouldn't know the truth if it bit you.  We've got your whole record.  We know about the-the conviction for vagrancy...
...seriously.	That's not the way I...
i don't sell beer to minors.  i take that kinda thing...	...seriously.
...selling this young man beer wednesday night.	I don't sell beer to minors.  I take that kinda thing...
so you don't remember...	...selling this young man beer Wednesday night.
got that?	So you don't remember...
...you answer mine.	Got that?
...badge someday, then you can ask the questions.  until then...	...you answer mine.
you find yourself wearing a...	...badge someday, then you can ask the questions.  Until then...
...-lem?	You find yourself wearing a...
nope.  is there a prob-...	...-lem?
do you recognize this young man?	Nope.  Is there a prob-...
if it was wednesday night, i was workin'.	Do you recognize this young man?
...uh, drifting around like the trash you are, or were you here workin'?	If it was Wednesday night, I was workin'.
so, mason, last wednesday night, uh...were you out...	...uh, drifting around like the trash you are, or were you here workin'?
oh.	BLACK BACKGROUND.
arlo.	INT. ANDY'S ICE CREAM FACTORY/ANDY'S OFFICE - DAY.
talk to me.	INT. BRYNNER'S VAN - DAY.
...-damn phone.	Talk to me.
gimme this god-...	...-damn phone.
get in	EXT. DARLENE'S STORE - NIGHT.
the usual.  doc.	EXT. U.S. ARMY RESEARCH LABORATORY/GUARD GATE - JEROME - NIGHT.
okay, doc.	The usual.  Doc.
now!  seal that tunnel now!	INT. TUNNEL - DAY.
he must've had a damn arsenal in there.	INT. TUNNEL - DAY.
there's ammo fire from brynner's vehicle.	He must've had a damn arsenal in there.
int. vitelli's helicopter - day.	There's ammo fire from Brynner's vehicle.
negative.  negative.	INT. VITELLI'S HELICOPTER - DAY.
...gotta seal it.	INT. GOMEZ'S HELICOPTER - DAY.
int. tunnel - day.	...gotta seal it.
it's too late, mason. i've...	INT. TUNNEL - DAY.
i'll stay here and secure this position.	INT. POSTAL VAN - DAY.
int. vitelli's helicopter - day.	I'll stay here and secure this position.
uh, so head for the other end of the tunnel.	INT. VITELLI'S HELICOPTER - DAY.
do it now.	INT. GOMEZ'S HELICOPTER - DAY.
we've gotta take out brynner's van before  they reach...	INT. GOMEZ'S HELICOPTER - DAY.
an honest living.	So anyway, he says, 'whyn't you do what the Chinese do?'
'course you do, jake.	An honest living.
i don't know how that got in the paper as a matter of fact  it surprised me it was so quick. i make an honest living.	'Course you do, Jake.
look, pal. i make an honest living. people don't come to me unless they're miserable and i help 'em out of a bad situation. i don't kick them out of their homes like you jerks who work in the bank.	Jake, for Christ's sake.
take it easy, jake.	Look, pal. I make an honest living. People don't come to me unless they're miserable and I help 'em out of a bad situation. I don't kick them out of their homes like you jerks who work in the bank.
barney, who is this bimbo? he a regular customer?	Take it easy, Jake.
look at that.	Heat's murder.
a ruler?	The print's pretty fine. I forgot my glasses. I'd like to be able to read across.
well, then, how about a ruler?	A ruler?
sir, this is not a lending library, it's the hall of records.	Well, then, how about a ruler?
can i check one of these volumes out?	Sir, this is not a lending library, it's the Hall of Records.
if that's what it says.	Can I check one of these volumes out?
but that means that most of the valley's been sold in the last few months.	If that's what it says.
that's right.	But that means that most of the valley's been sold in the last few months.
then these are all new owners?	That's right.
land sales out of escrow are always recorded within the week.	Then these are all new owners?
how come all these new names are pasted into the plat book?	Land sales out of escrow are always recorded within the week.
i'll settle for l.a. county.	Row twenty-three, section C.
the future, mr. gittes. the future. now where's the girl?... i want the only daughter i have left... as you found out, evelyn was lost to me a long time ago.	Who do you blame for that? Her?
then why are you doing it? how much better can you eat? what can you buy that you can't already afford?	The future, Mr. Gittes. The future. Now where's the girl?... I want the only daughter I have left... as you found out, Evelyn was lost to me a long time ago.
oh, my, yes.	Then why are you doing it? How much better can you eat? What can you buy that you can't already afford?
i want to know what you're worth. over ten million?	Oh, my, yes.
i have no idea. how much do you want?	I want to know what you're worth. Over ten million?
how much are you worth?	I have no idea. How much do you want?
just incorporate the valley into the city so the water goes to l.a. after all. it's very simple.	How much are you worth?
how do you do that?	Just incorporate the Valley into the city so the water goes to L.A. after all. It's very simple.
that's all taken care of. you see, mr. gittes. either you bring the water to l.a. or you bring l.a. to the water.	How do you do that?
there's going to be some irate citizens when they find out they're paying for water they're not getting.	That's all taken care of. You see, Mr. Gittes. Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water.
no, mr. gittes. that's what i am doing with the valley. the bond issue passes tuesday. there'll be ten million to build an aqueduct and reservoir. i'm doing it.	There's going to be some irate citizens when they find out they're paying for water they're not getting.
and that's what you were going to do in the valley?	No, Mr. Gittes. That's what I am doing with the Valley. The bond issue passes Tuesday. There'll be ten million to build an aqueduct and reservoir. I'm doing it.
that's where life begins... marshes, sloughs, tide-pools... he was fascinated by them...  you know when we first came out here he figured that if you dumped water onto desert sand it would percolate down into the bedrock and stay there, instead of evaporating the way it does in most reservoirs. you'd lose only twenty percent instead of seventy or eighty. he made this city.	And that's what you were going to do in the Valley?
haven't the faintest idea.	That's where life begins... marshes, sloughs, tide-pools... he was fascinated by them...  you know when we first came out here he figured that if you dumped water onto desert sand it would percolate down into the bedrock and stay there, instead of evaporating the way it does in most reservoirs. You'd lose only twenty percent instead of seventy or eighty. He made this city.
hollie was always fond of tide-pools. you know what he used to say about them?	Haven't the faintest idea.
...the coroner's report showed mulwray had salt water in his lungs.	Hollie was always fond of tide-pools. You know what he used to say about them?
what does this mean?	That you killed Hollis Mulwray.
yes... i think i can manage...	What does this mean?
an obituary column... can you read in this light?	Yes... I think I can manage...
what is it?	An obituary column... can you read in this light?
i'd like you to look at something, mr. cross.	What is it?
where is she?	With her mother.
she's fine.	Where is she?
is she all right?	She's fine.
i've got her.	Is she all right?
well, you don't look any the worse for wear, mr. gittes, i must say... where's the girl?...	I've got her.
avocado groves?	We'll be in touch, Mr. Cross.
i'll look into it as soon as i check out some avocado groves.	Avocado groves?
just find the girl.	I'll look into it as soon as I check out some avocado groves.
okay. my secretary'll send you a letter of agreement. tell me are you worried about that girl, or what evelyn might do to her?	Just find the girl.
i've still got a few teeth in my head, mr. gittes, and a few friends in town.	Okay. My secretary'll send you a letter of agreement. Tell me are you worried about that girl, or what Evelyn might do to her?
how did you find out?	I've still got a few teeth in my head, Mr. Gittes, and a few friends in town.
well... she's an extremely jealous person. i didn't want her to find out about the girl.	How did you find out?
if you want to hire me, i still have to know what you and mulwray were arguing about.	Well... she's an extremely jealous person. I didn't want her to find out about the girl.
hollis mulwray made this city and he made me a fortune... we were a lot closer than evelyn realized.	If you want to hire me, I still have to know what you and Mulwray were arguing about.
i didn't realize you and hollis were so fond of each other.	Hollis Mulwray made this city and he made me a fortune... We were a lot closer than Evelyn realized.
just find the girl, mr. gittes. i think she is frightened and i happen to know hollis was fond of her. i'd like to help her if i can.	I didn't realize you and Hollis were so fond of each other.
what about her?	Just find the girl, Mr. Gittes. I think she is frightened and I happen to know Hollis was fond of her. I'd like to help her if I can.
my daughter.	What about her?
i've got the photographs in my office. if they'll help you remember. what was the argument about?	My daughter.
well, it was about five days ago. you were outside the pig 'n whistle and you had one hell of an argument.	I've got the photographs in my office. If they'll help you remember. What was the argument about?
at my age, you tend to lose track...	Well, It was about five days ago. You were outside the Pig 'n Whistle and you had one hell of an argument.
yeah. do you remember the last time you talked to mulwray?	At my age, you tend to lose track...
sheriff's gold posse... bunch of damn fools who pay $5,000 apiece to the sheriff's reelection. i let 'em practice up out here.	Yeah. Do you remember the last time you talked to Mulwray?
when was the last time?	Sheriff's gold posse... bunch of damn fools who pay $5,000 apiece to the sheriff's reelection. I let 'em practice up out here.
no.	When was the last time?
you didn't see mulwray much, did you?	No.
if mulwray was murdered, she was probably one of the last people to see him.	You didn't see Mulwray much, did you?
maybe.	If Mulwray was murdered, she was probably one of the last people to see him.
wouldn't it be useful to talk to her?	Maybe.
no. she's probably scared to death.	Wouldn't it be useful to talk to her?
doesn't that strike you as odd?	No. She's probably scared to death.
yeah.	Doesn't that strike you as odd?
yes. she's disappeared, hasn't she?	Yeah.
you mean the little chippie he was with at the el macando?	Yes. She's disappeared, hasn't she?
yes, his girlfriend.	You mean the little chippie he was with at the El Macando?
his girlfriend?	Yes, his girlfriend.
'course i'm respectable. i'm old. politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough. i'll double whatever your fees are and i'll pay you ten thousand dollars if you can find hollis' girlfriend.	His girlfriend?
mainly that you're rich and too respectable to want your name in the papers.	'Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings and whores all get respectable if they last long enough. I'll double whatever your fees are and I'll pay you ten thousand dollars if you can find Hollis' girlfriend.
...exactly what do you know about me, mr. gittes?	Mainly that you're rich and too respectable to want your name in the papers.
was he right?	...Exactly what do you know about me, Mr. Gittes?
it's what the d.a. used to tell me about chinatown.	Was he right?
why is that funny?	It's what the D.A. used to tell me about Chinatown.
you may think you know what you're dealing with, but believe me, you don't.	Why is that funny?
what for?	You may think you know what you're dealing with, but believe me, you don't.
mr. gittes!  you're dealing with a disturbed woman who's lost her husband. i don't want her taken advantage of. sit down.	What for?
if you want an answer to that question i can always put one of my men on the job. good afternoon, mr. cross.	Mr. Gittes!  You're dealing with a disturbed woman who's lost her husband. I don't want her taken advantage of. Sit down.
are you sleeping with her? come, come, mr. gittes. you don't have to think about that to remember, do you?	If you want an answer to that question I can always put one of my men on the job. Good afternoon, Mr. Cross.
my usual fee, plus a bonus if i come up with any results.	Are you sleeping with her? Come, come, Mr. Gittes. You don't have to think about that to remember, do you?
it disturbs me, mr. gittes. it makes me think you're taking my daughter for a ride. financially speaking, of course. how much are you charging her?	My usual fee, plus a bonus if I come up with any results.
too bad?	It disturbs me, Mr. Gittes. It makes me think you're taking my daughter for a ride. Financially speaking, of course. How much are you charging her?
that's too bad.	Too bad?
none.	That's too bad.
of course, but you've got no reason to think he's bungled the case?	None.
far as it goes. of course he has to swim in the same water we all do.	Of course, but you've got no reason to think he's bungled the case?
honest?	Far as it goes. Of course he has to swim in the same water we all do.
very.	Honest?
would you call him a capable man?	Very.
we worked in chinatown together.	Would you call him a capable man?
where from?	We worked in Chinatown together.
oh yes.	Where from?
do you know him?	Oh yes.
lou escobar  he's a lieutenant.	Do you know him?
who's the investigating officer?	Lou Escobar  he's a Lieutenant.
they're calling it an accident.	Who's the investigating officer?
tell me. what do the police say?	They're calling it an accident.
fine, as long as you don't serve chicken that way.	Tell me. What do the police say?
how did she get that idea?	I think I gave it to her.
no. she happens to think the last one was murdered.	How did she get that idea?
but i'm surprised you're still working for her, unless she's suddenly come up with another husband.	No. She happens to think the last one was murdered.
probably.	But I'm surprised you're still working for her, unless she's suddenly come up with another husband.
it's why you attract a client like my daughter.	Probably.
it doesn't hurt.	It's why you attract a client like my daughter.
if you were a bank president that would be one thing, but in your business it's admirable. and it's good advertising.	It doesn't hurt.
thanks.	If you were a bank president that would be one thing, but in your business it's admirable. And it's good advertising.
you know, you've got a nasty reputation, mr. gittes. i like that.	Thanks.
always?	What?  Oh, damn near yes. Unless the animal's sick or something.  And the steam rising off it like that in the morning. That's life, Mr. Gittes. Life.
i said horseshit.  horseshit.	Yes, sir, that's what it looks like. I'll give you that.
sir?	I said horseshit.  Horseshit.
what are you talking about?	Just bring your checkbook.
either that or she'll be in jail.	What are you talking about?
two hours... tell me, will evelyn be there as well?	Either that or she'll be in jail.
at your daughter's house. how soon can you get here?	Two hours... tell me, will Evelyn be there as well?
of course i do. where are you?	At your daughter's house. How soon can you get here?
do you remember the figures we discussed?	Of course I do. Where are you?
you've got her? where?	Do you remember the figures we discussed?
have you got your checkbook handy, mr. cross? i've got the girl.	You've got her? Where?
hello.	Have you got your checkbook handy, Mr. Cross? I've got the girl.
you sure this is okay?	Curly, you know how long I been in business.
tell mrs. mulwray to wait for half an hour after you get there. then if i don't show, take her down to the boat.	You sure this is okay?
okay, you got yourself a boat.	Tell Mrs. Mulwray to wait for half an hour after you get there. Then if I don't show, take her down to the boat.
i'll throw that in too.	Okay, you got yourself a boat.
plus what i owe you?	I'll throw that in too.
i might be able to squeeze an extra seventy-five bucks out of it for you. maybe an even hundred.	Plus what I owe you?
i don't know...	I might be able to squeeze an extra seventy-five bucks out of it for you. Maybe an even hundred.
forget it. how would you like to pay me off by taking a couple of passengers to ensenada... you'd have to leave tonight.	I don't know...
oh, gee, mr. gittes we're going out tomorrow. i know you been real good about it but my cousin auggie's sick.	Forget it. How would you like to pay me off by taking a couple of passengers to Ensenada... you'd have to leave tonight.
how much do you owe me, curly?	Oh, gee, Mr. Gittes we're going out tomorrow. I know you been real good about it but my cousin Auggie's sick.
i'll just tell my wife.	Tell her later.
right now, curly. it can't wait.	I'll just tell my wife.
sure, as soon as we eat.	Right now, Curly. It can't wait.
could you drive me somewhere?	Sure, as soon as we eat.
off the alley.	Could you drive me somewhere?
where's that?	Off the alley.
in the garage.	Where's that?
curly, where's your car?	In the garage.
sure thing.	Curly, where's your car?
no thanks.	How about a glass of wine? Honey, this is...
just sitting down to supper, jake. care to join us?	No thanks.
call me jake. how is everything?	Just sitting down to supper, Jake. Care to join us?
gee, this is a surprise, mr. gittes.	Call me Jake. How is everything?
thanks, mr. gittes.	Call me Jake. Careful driving home, Curly.
what kind of guy do you think i am?	Thanks, Mr. Gittes.
i'll pay the rest next trip. we only caught sixty ton of skipjack around san benedict. we hit a chubasco, they don't pay you for skipjack the way they do for tuna or albacore.	Forget it. I only mention it to illustrate a point...
you bet your ass you don't. you can't even pay me off.	I'll pay the rest next trip. We only caught sixty ton of skipjack around San Benedict. We hit a chubasco, they don't pay you for skipjack the way they do for tuna or albacore.
...no...	You bet your ass you don't. You can't even pay me off.
oh they don't?	Not for your wife. That's the unwritten law.
they don't kill a guy for that.	Oh they don't?
what's that, curly?	I think I'll kill her.
thanks. you know something, jake?	What's that, Curly?
thanks, curly. call me jake.	Thanks. You know something, Jake?
you know, you're okay, mr. gittes. i know it's your job, but you're okay.	Thanks, Curly. Call me Jake.
you're absolutely right, i wouldn't give her another thought.	You know, you're okay, Mr. Gittes. I know it's your job, but you're okay.
ain't worth thinking about.	You're absolutely right, I wouldn't give her another thought.
what can i tell you, kid? you're right. when you're right, you're right, and you're right.	Ain't worth thinking about.
she's just no good.	What can I tell you, Kid? You're right. When you're right, you're right, and you're right.
then what'll you do?	Sue the shit out of 'em.
i said okay, jake.	Yeah, yeah. If she'd come in here saying she was Shirley Temple you'd say okay to that, too.
that's a filthy habit.	I said okay, Jake.
okay.	That's a filthy habit.
there's seven ashtrays in this room, duffy.	Okay.
jake, listen.	Shut up, Duffy, you're always in a hurry and his friend says why not do what the Chinese do? So he says what do they do? His friend says the Chinese they screw for a while. Just listen a second, Duffy...
so there's this fella who's tired of screwing his wife.	Jake, listen.
give us things. not just some old flag like this, but -	But what?
how do they do that?	Give us things. Not just some old flag like this, but -
no. the albacore. it's a fish. my grandson's a member and they take very nice care of us.	How do they do that?
the apple core?	No. The albacore. It's a fish. My grandson's a member and they take very nice care of us.
the apple core club.	The apple core?
where did you get this material?	The apple core club.
thank you...	Where did you get this material?
that's just lovely.	Thank you...
not anymore. oh, some time ago, my late husband owned a good deal of beach property in long beach, but we lost it.	That's just lovely.
well you own a lot of land.	Not anymore. Oh, some time ago, my late husband owned a good deal of beach property in Long Beach, but we lost it.
i'm not.	Well you own a lot of land.
did you know that you're a very wealthy woman?	I'm not.
why?	Did you know that you're a very wealthy woman?
i've been wanting to meet you.	Why?
yes.	I've been wanting to meet you.
get him away from her. he's responsible for everything. get him away from her!	Jake, you're very disturbed. You're crazy. That's her father.
an accident?	Get him away from her. He's responsible for everything. Get him away from her!
take it easy, take it easy, it was an accident.	An accident?
who is he, get his name? i'll kill him.	Take it easy, take it easy, it was an accident.
lou, she will kill you. let her go for now. you don't know.	Gittes, stay outta this.
i'm sorry, mrs. mulwray.	Lou, she will kill you. Let her go for now. You don't know.
let her go. she didn't kill anybody.	I'm sorry, Mrs. Mulwray.
mrs. mulwray, it's a very serious offense pointing that at an officer of the law. it's a felony.	Let her go. She didn't kill anybody.
oh, christ. escobar, you don't know what's going on. let her go. i'll explain it later.	Mrs. Mulwray, it's a very serious offense pointing that at an officer of the law. It's a felony.
mrs. mulwray, you don't want to run around like that.	Oh, Christ. Escobar, you don't know what's going on. Let her go. I'll explain it later.
give you three minutes.	Gee, thanks, Lou.
i guess not.	Give you three minutes.
you never learn, do you, gittes?	I guess not.
well, let's go.	Do me a favor, will you, Lou?
yeah.	Well, let's go.
that's it?	Yeah.
tell us about it on the way to pedro.	That's it?
gee, lou, i'm doing the best i can.	Tell us about it on the way to Pedro.
if she's not there, you're going downtown, and you're staying there til she shows up.	Gee, Lou, I'm doing the best I can.
what for?	If she's not there, you're going downtown, and you're staying there til she shows up.
no, gittes, you'll show us.	What for?
she lives in pedro. i'll write it down for you.	No, Gittes, you'll show us.
what's the maid's address?	She lives in Pedro. I'll write it down for you.
her maid's house. i think she knows something's up.	What's the maid's address?
where?	Her maid's house. I think she knows something's up.
matter of fact i do.	Where?
i don't suppose you got any idea where she went?	Matter of fact I do.
i know what he says.	Shut up.  Go on.
too late for what?	They only dump the water at night.
it's too late.	Too late for what?
what are you talking about?	C'mon I'll show you.
he found out somebody was dumping water there. that's what they were trying to cover up by moving him.	What are you talking about?
and why's that?	He found out somebody was dumping water there. That's what they were trying to cover up by moving him.
mulwray was murdered and moved because somebody didn't want his body found in the ocean.	And why's that?
why do you think mulwray's body was moved you dimwit? evelyn mulwray knocked off her husband in the ocean and thought it would look like more of an accident if she hauled him up to the oak pass reservoir?	Mulwray was murdered and moved because somebody didn't want his body found in the ocean.
i want those photographs, gittes. we're talking about accessory after the fact, conspiracy, and extortion. minimum.	Why do you think Mulwray's body was moved you dimwit? Evelyn Mulwray knocked off her husband in the ocean and thought it would look like more of an accident if she hauled him up to the Oak Pass Reservoir?
well, i hope she wasn't too much of a disappointment to you, lou.	I want those photographs, Gittes. We're talking about accessory after the fact, conspiracy, and extortion. Minimum.
yeah, i once knew a whore who for enough money would piss in a customer's face, but she'd never shit on his chest. that's where she drew the line.	Well, I hope she wasn't too much of a disappointment to you, Lou.
i don't think i need a day or two. you're even dumber than you think i think you are. not only that, i'd never extort a nickel out of my worst enemy, that's where i draw the line, escobar.	Yeah, I once knew a whore who for enough money would piss in a customer's face, but she'd never shit on his chest. That's where she drew the line.
absolutely.	I don't think I need a day or two. You're even dumber than you think I think you are. Not only that, I'd never extort a nickel out of my worst enemy, that's where I draw the line, Escobar.
you accusing me of extortion?	Absolutely.
you were following him night and day. you saw who killed him. you even took pictures of it. it was evelyn mulwray. she's been paying you off like a slot machine ever since her husband died.	You accusing me of extortion?
c'mon, you think you're dealing with a bunch of assholes? mulwray had salt water in his goddam lungs! now how did he get that... in a fresh water reservoir?	You were following him night and day. You saw who killed him. You even took pictures of it. It was Evelyn Mulwray. She's been paying you off like a slot machine ever since her husband died.
i heard it was an accident.	C'mon, you think you're dealing with a bunch of assholes? Mulwray had salt water in his goddam lungs! Now how did he get that... in a fresh water reservoir?
yeah. somebody wanted to shake down mulwray, she hired you, and that's how you happen to know mulwray was murdered.	I heard it was an accident.
yeah?	Yeah. Somebody wanted to shake down Mulwray, she hired you, and that's how you happen to know Mulwray was murdered.
this broad hired you, gittes, not evelyn mulwray.	Yeah?
what pictures?	This broad hired you, Gittes, not Evelyn Mulwray.
i want the rest of the pictures.	What pictures?
i don't think about it one way or the other. but if you want, give me a day or two, and i'll get back to you. now i'd like to go home.	I want the rest of the pictures.
you really think i'm stupid, don't you, gittes?	I don't think about it one way or the other. But if you want, give me a day or two, and I'll get back to you. Now I'd like to go home.
yeah, i took 'em. so what?	How did she...  ...happen to have them?
is it? i forget. i don't call myself that often.	Just to be on the safe side, we had Loach here give you a ring.
isn't that your number?	Is it? I forget. I don't call myself that often.
let me show you something.	Isn't that your number?
i don't.	Let me show you something.
how do you happen to know her?	I don't.
didn't you call?	How do you happen to know her?
what are you doing here?	Didn't you call?
oh yeah? can you think of something to charge me with?	When I do, you'll hear about it.
no, he drowned a cousin of mine with about five hundred other people. but they weren't very important, just a bunch of dumb mexicans living by a dam. now beat it, gittes, you don't come out of this smelling like a rose, you know.	Oh yeah? Can you think of something to charge me with?
no. it was an accident.	You mean that's what you're going to call it.
no?	No. It was an accident.
i don't want it anymore.	No?
or her name?	No.
no.	Or her name?
you wouldn't happen to know the present whereabouts of the young woman.	No.
i'd like to talk to him.	You're welcome to try. There he is.
oh yes.	I'd like to talk to him.
hollis mulwray. you seen him?	Oh yes.
who?	Hollis Mulwray. You seen him?
looking for someone.	Who?
uh-huh. so what are you doing here?	Looking for someone.
congratulations.	Uh-huh. So what are you doing here?
since i made lieutenant.	Congratulations.
since when?	Since I made Lieutenant.
you're behind the times, jake. they've got steam irons now.  and i'm out of chinatown.	Since when?
i get by.	Well, sometimes it takes a while for a man to find himself and I guess you have.
you've done well by yourself.	I get by.
well, to tell you the truth, i lied a little.	You've done well by yourself.
how'd you get past the guards?	Well, to tell you the truth, I lied a little.
thanks, lou.	How'd you get past the guards?
summer colds are the worst.	Yeah, they are.
i have a cold i can't seem to shake but other than that, i'm fine.	Summer colds are the worst.
how are you, lou?	I have a cold I can't seem to shake but other than that, I'm fine.
hello, jake.	How are you, Lou?
will you need me for anything else, lieutenant?	I don't think so, Mrs. Mulwray. Of course you have my deepest sympathy and if we need anymore information, we'll be in touch.
mr. gittes.	Well yes.
a private investigator?	Mr. Gittes.
but i thought you'd hired a private investigator.	A private investigator?
yes.	But I thought you'd hired a private investigator.
a complete surprise?	Yes.
he... we did... he wouldn't tell me her name.  we quarreled over her... of course. it came as a complete surprise to me.	A complete surprise?
you and your husband never discussed her?	He... we did... he wouldn't tell me her name.  We quarreled over her... of course. It came as a complete surprise to me.
certainly not!	You and your husband never discussed her?
do you know where she might be?	Certainly not!
no.	Do you know where she might be?
mrs. mulwray, do you happen to know the name of the young woman in question?	No.
no.	Mrs. Mulwray, do you happen to know the name of the young woman in question?
but there is no possibility he would have taken his own life?	No.
...well, it didn't make him happy...	But there is no possibility he would have taken his own life?
of course.	Obviously the fall must have knocked him out.
it looks like he was washed the entire length of the runoff channel. could he swim?	Of course.
i'm all right.	Sure, but I'd like to handle it.
let me handle that.	I'm all right.
how do you know?	He didn't wear bifocals.
on his day off. get the exact address.	Okay...
with us.	On his day off. Get the exact address.
...where does kyo live?	With us.
where can we go?	...where does Kyo live?
i'll take care of it.	Where can we go?
i have to go home and get my things.	I'll take care of it.
that's worse... just get out of here. walk out, leave everything.	I have to go home and get my things.
how about a plane?	That's worse... Just get out of here. Walk out, leave everything.
you can't go by train. escobar'll be looking for you everywhere.	How about a plane?
back to mexico.	You can't go by train. Escobar'll be looking for you everywhere.
yeah... where are you taking her now?	Back to Mexico.
hollis came and took... care of me... after she was born... he said... he took care of her... i couldn't see her... i wanted to but i couldn't... i just want to see her once in a while... take care of her... that's all...  but i don't want her to know... i don't want her to know...	...so that's why you hate him...
to mexico...	Hollis came and took... care of me... after she was born... he said... he took care of her... I couldn't see her... I wanted to but I couldn't... I just want to see her once in a while... take care of her... that's all...  but I don't want her to know... I don't want her to know...
...he had a breakdown... the dam broke... my mother died... he became a little boy... i was fifteen... he'd ask me what to eat for breakfast, what clothes to wear!... it happened... then i ran away...	To Mexico...
i said i want the truth.	She's my sister and my daughter!
i said the truth!	She's my sister.
she's my daughter.	I said the truth!
katherine?... katherine who?	She's my daughter.
katherine.	Katherine?... Katherine who?
that's good. now what's her name?	Katherine.
...no...	Who is she? And don't give me that crap about it being your sister. You don't have a sister.
stop it!  i'll make it easy. you were jealous, you fought, he fell, hit his head. it was an accident, but his girl is a witness. you've had to pay her off. you don't have the stomach to harm her, but you've got the money to shut her up. yes or no?	...no...
i don't know what you're talking about. this is the most insane... the craziest thing i ever...	Stop it!  I'll make it easy. You were jealous, you fought, he fell, hit his head. It was an accident, but his girl is a witness. You've had to pay her off. You don't have the stomach to harm her, but you've got the money to shut her up. Yes or no?
there's no time for you to be shocked by the truth, mrs. mulwray. the coroner's report proves he was killed in salt water. just take my word for it. now i want to know how it happened and why. i want to know before escobar gets here because i want to hang onto my license.	I don't know what you're talking about. This is the most insane... the craziest thing I ever...
what are you saying?	There's no time for you to be shocked by the truth, Mrs. Mulwray. The coroner's report proves he was killed in salt water. Just take my word for it. Now I want to know how it happened and why. I want to know before Escobar gets here because I want to hang onto my license.
yes positively. that's where he was drowned...	What are you saying?
i don't know. i mean yes, probably.	Yes positively. That's where he was drowned...
i found these in your backyard... in your fish pond. they belonged to your husband, didn't they?... didn't they?	I don't know. I mean yes, probably.
what the hell is this all about?	I found these in your backyard... in your fish pond. They belonged to your husband, didn't they?... didn't they?
don't worry. i can recommend a couple. they're expensive but you can afford it.	What the hell is this all about?
no...	Don't worry. I can recommend a couple. They're expensive but you can afford it.
you know any good criminal lawyers?	No...
what did you do that for?	You know any good criminal lawyers?
you're going to miss your train!  lou, meet me at 1412 adelaide. it's above santa monica canyon... yeah, soon as you can.	What did you do that for?
what are you doing? what's wrong? i told you we've got a 4:30.	You're going to miss your train!  Lou, meet me at 1412 Adelaide. It's above Santa Monica Canyon... yeah, soon as you can.
j. j. gittes for lieutenant escobar	What are you doing? What's wrong? I told you we've got a 4:30.
yes, we've got a 4:30 train to catch. why?	J. J. Gittes for Lieutenant Escobar
going somewhere?	Yes, we've got a 4:30 train to catch. Why?
...she's having a bath now... why do you want to see her?	Going somewhere?
i want to see her.	...she's having a bath now... why do you want to see her?
upstairs. why?	I want to see her.
where's the girl?	Upstairs. Why?
did you have lunch? kyo will fix you something.	Where's the girl?
sure.	Did you have lunch? Kyo will fix you something.
did you get some sleep?	Sure.
don't worry. i'm not telling anybody about this.	...That's not what I meant.
aren't you coming back with me?	Don't worry. I'm not telling anybody about this.
i took your husband's buick...  i'll return it tomorrow.	Aren't you coming back with me?
i can't...	Because of Hollis? Because she was seeing your husband? Was that it? Jesus Christ, say something. Was that it?
you won't go to the police if i tell you?	I will if you don't.
just tell me the truth. i'm not the police. i don't care what you've done. i'm not going to hurt you, but one way or another i'm going to know.	You won't go to the police if I tell you?
you're insane.	Just tell me the truth. I'm not the police. I don't care what you've done. I'm not going to hurt you, but one way or another I'm going to know.
like she knows about hollis' death. like she knows more than you want her to tell.	You're insane.
what does it look like?	Like she knows about Hollis' death. Like she knows more than you want her to tell.
that's not what it looks like, mrs. mulwray.	What does it look like?
yes.	That's not what it looks like, Mrs. Mulwray.
you mean she just found out?	Yes.
hollis' death. i tried to keep it from her, i didn't want her upset before i could make plans for her to leave.	You mean she just found out?
what about?	Hollis' death. I tried to keep it from her, I didn't want her upset before I could make plans for her to leave.
she's too upset.	What about?
i am not!	Then let's go talk to her.
you know what i mean. you're keeping her there against her will.	I am not!
she's not tied up!	You know what I mean. You're keeping her there against her will.
c'mon, mrs. mulwray. you've got your husband's girlfriend tied up in there!	She's not tied up!
the police?	C'mon, Mrs. Mulwray. You've got your husband's girlfriend tied up in there!
it's either that or you drive to the police yourself.	The police?
you bastard.	It's either that or you drive to the police yourself.
okay, give me the keys.	You bastard.
it's possible. please don't ask me any more questions now. just wait, wait for me. i'll be back. i need you here.	Okay, give me the keys.
including the death of your husband?	It's possible. Please don't ask me any more questions now. Just wait, wait for me. I'll be back. I need you here.
it's possible.	Including the death of your husband?
that's what your father said. you're telling me he's in back of this whole thing?	It's possible.
you may think you know what's going on, but you don't.	That's what your father said. You're telling me he's in back of this whole thing?
give me an example.	You may think you know what's going on, but you don't.
i want you to listen to me. my father is a very dangerous man. you don't know how dangerous. you don't know how crazy.	Give me an example.
mulwray's girlfriend, for one thing. he wanted to know where she was.	I want you to listen to me. My father is a very dangerous man. You don't know how dangerous. You don't know how crazy.
do? to who?	Mulwray's girlfriend, for one thing. He wanted to know where she was.
that you were jealous, and he was worried about what you might do.	Do? To who?
what did he say?  what did he say?	That you were jealous, and he was worried about what you might do.
there hasn't been a lot of time.	What did he say?  What did he say?
you didn't tell me.	There hasn't been a lot of time.
this morning.	You didn't tell me.
you saw my fa... father? when?	This morning.
i saw him.	You saw my fa... father? When?
he owns it. you know?	I saw him.
i know.	He owns it. You know?
it has to do with my father.	I know.
the albacore club.	It has to do with my father.
please!... trust me this much...  i'll be back. look, there is something i should tell you. the fishing club that old lady mentioned, the pieces off the flag.	The Albacore Club.
where are you going?	Please!... Trust me this much...  I'll be back. Look, there is something I should tell you. The fishing club that old lady mentioned, the pieces off the flag.
please don't be angry... believe me, it's got nothing to do with you.	Where are you going?
and i want to know where.	Please don't be angry... believe me, it's got nothing to do with you.
just... i have to.	And I want to know where.
where?	Just... I have to.
...a flaw...	...Yes, sort of a birthmark...
oh that... it's a flaw in the iris...	...A flaw...
there's something black in the green part of your eye.	Oh that... It's a flaw in the iris...
what about it?	There's something black in the green part of your eye.
your eye.	What about it?
what's wrong?	Your eye.
i thought i was keeping someone from being hurt and actually i ended up making sure they were hurt.	Could you do anything about it?
...no. why was it.	I thought I was keeping someone from being hurt and actually I ended up making sure they were hurt.
you can't always tell what's going on there.	...No. Why was it.
hold still. why?	You can't always tell what's going on there.
bothers everybody who works there, but to me... it was...	Hold still. Why?
so why does it bother you to talk about it... chinatown...	Bothers everybody who works there, but to me... It was...
yeah.	So why does it bother you to talk about it... Chinatown...
boy oh boy, you're a mess.	Yeah.
the district attorney gives his men advice like that?	They do in Chinatown.
as little as possible.	The District Attorney gives his men advice like that?
doing what?	As little as possible.
working for the district attorney.	Doing what?
what were you doing there?	Working for the District Attorney.
it was in chinatown.	What were you doing there?
just. i don't know why. i'm asking.	It was in Chinatown.
why?	Just. I don't know why. I'm asking.
when was the last time?	Why?
actually this hasn't happened to me in some time.	When was the last time?
well, i'm only judging on the basis of one afternoon and an evening, but if that's how you go about your work, i'd say you're lucky to get through a whole day.	Actually this hasn't happened to me in some time.
what's that, mrs. mulwray?	Well, I'm only judging on the basis of one afternoon and an evening, but if that's how you go about your work, I'd say you're lucky to get through a whole day.
tell me something. does this usually happen to you, mr. gittes?	What's that, Mrs. Mulwray?
i guess not to you, mrs. mulwray. frankly you really saved my a... my neck tonight.	Tell me something. Does this usually happen to you, Mr. Gittes?
no question from you is innocent, mr. gittes.	I guess not to you, Mrs. Mulwray. Frankly you really saved my a... my neck tonight.
easy, it's an innocent question.	No question from you is innocent, Mr. Gittes.
i gave everybody the night off.	Easy, it's an innocent question.
what do you mean, 'why?' nobody's here, that's all.	I gave everybody the night off.
why?	What do you mean, 'why?' Nobody's here, that's all.
maid's night off?	Why?
i'll stay.	Get in the car.
they can't be.	They may not know it but they are.
you're looking at the owners of a 50,000 acre empire.	They can't be.
is that unusual?	Two weeks ago he bought those 25,000 acres. That's unusual.
there was a memorial service at the mar vista inn today for jasper lamar crabb. he died three weeks ago.	Is that unusual?
what? what is it?	There was a memorial service at the Mar Vista Inn today for Jasper Lamar Crabb. He died three weeks ago.
we got it. we got it, baby.	What? What is it?
it's why he was killed. jasper lamar crabb. jasper lamar crabb.	We got it. We got it, baby.
and hollis knew about it?	It's why he was killed. Jasper Lamar Crabb. Jasper Lamar Crabb.
yeah. they've been blowing these farmers out of here and buying their land for peanuts. have any idea what this land'll be worth with a steady water supply? about thirty million more than they paid.	And Hollis knew about it?
no, i think i'd remember.	Yeah. They've been blowing these farmers out of here and buying their land for peanuts. Have any idea what this land'll be worth with a steady water supply? About thirty million more than they paid.
know him?	No, I think I'd remember.
jasper lamar crabb?	Know him?
in the last three months, robert knox has bought 7,000 acres, emma dill 12,000 acres, clarence speer 5,000 acres, and jasper lamar crabb 25,000 acres.	Jasper Lamar Crabb?
no.	In the last three months, Robert Knox has bought 7,000 acres, Emma Dill 12,000 acres, Clarence Speer 5,000 acres, and Jasper Lamar Crabb 25,000 acres.
everything you can see, everything around us. i was at the hall of records today.  that bother you?	No.
the valley?	Everything you can see, everything around us. I was at the Hall of Records today.  That bother you?
the one your husband opposed. they're conning l.a. into building it, only the water won't go to l.a. it'll go here.	The Valley?
what dam?	The one your husband opposed. They're conning L.A. into building it, only the water won't go to L.A. It'll go here.
that dam is a con job.	What dam?
what are you thinking?	Before this I turned on the faucet, it came out hot and cold, I didn't think there was a thing to it.
of course i'm sure.	What about you? Do you and your father get along?
you sure shout that?	Of course I'm sure.
for talking him into building it, he never forgave my father... they haven't spoken to this day.	You sure shout that?
never forgave him for what?	For talking him into building it, he never forgave my father... They haven't spoken to this day.
yes. he never forgave him for it.	Never forgave him for what?
oh, yeah?	Yes. He never forgave him for it.
not exactly. well, i mean, yes. yes and no.  hollis felt the public should own the water but i don't think my father felt that way.  actually, it was over the van der lip. the dam that broke.	Oh, yeah?
then it was over the water department.	Not exactly. Well, I mean, yes. Yes and no.  Hollis felt the public should own the water but I don't think my father felt that way.  Actually, it was over the Van der Lip. The dam that broke.
not over me. why would they have a falling out over me?	Then it was over the water department.
over the water department, or over you?	Not over me. Why would they have a falling out over me?
no!... yes, a little. you see hollis and my fa... my father had a falling out...	Over the water department, or over you?
is there something upsetting about my asking about your father?	No!... Yes, a little. You see Hollis and my fa... my father had a falling out...
oh.	Is there something upsetting about my asking about your father?
you've got one going, mrs. mulwray.	Oh.
so you married your father's business partner?	You've got one going, Mrs. Mulwray.
yes, of course. it was quite a while after. i was just out of grade school when they did that.	So you married your father's business partner?
your father is julian cross, isn't he?	Yes, of course. It was quite a while after. I was just out of grade school when they did that.
money. how they plan to make it by emptying the reservoirs, that i don't know.	I'll pay your salary plus five thousand dollars if you find out what happened to Hollis and who is involved.
whoever's behind my husband's death, why have they gone to all this trouble?	Money. How they plan to make it by emptying the reservoirs, that I don't know.
wait a minute, sonny.  i think you better come with me.	What for? There's nothing more to say.  Get my car, please.
oh, no. i've got my own car. the creamcolored packard.	Wait a minute, sonny.  I think you better come with me.
another satisfied client?	Another satisfied client's wife.
maybe putting your nose in other people's business?	More like other people putting their business in my nose.
been meaning to talk to you about that.	Maybe putting your nose in other people's business?
how did it happen?	Been meaning to talk to you about that.
no, not for that one.	I don't believe you.
you seem to have had a reason for every other question.	No, not for that one.
no. i'm just a snoop.	You seem to have had a reason for every other question.
you must've had a reason to ask me that.	No. I'm just a snoop.
no reason.	You must've had a reason to ask me that.
yes... why?	No reason.
that your maiden name?	Yes... why?
k... cross.	That your maiden name?
for very long?	I don't see anyone for very long, Mr. Gittes.  It's difficult for me. Now I think you know all you need to about me. I didn't want publicity. I didn't want to go into any of this, then or now. Is this all?
you were seeing someone, too.	For very long?
i mean i can't tell you.	You were seeing someone, too.
you mean you don't know where you were?	I mean I can't tell you.
i can't tell you.	You mean you don't know where you were?
where you were when your husband died.	I can't tell you.
is there anything else you want to know?	Where you were when your husband died.
well i wouldn't run home and tell him whenever i went to bed with someone, if that's what you mean.	Is there anything else you want to know?
did he know?	Well I wouldn't run home and tell him whenever I went to bed with someone, if that's what you mean.
mr. gittes.	Did he know?
did you have affairs?	Mr. Gittes.
i don't like the word 'cheat.'	Did you have affairs?
unless what?	She's cheating on him.
look, i do matrimonial work, it's my metiay.  when a wife tells me she's happy her husband is cheating on her it runs contrary to my experience.	Unless what?
why?	Look, I do matrimonial work, It's my metiay.  When a wife tells me she's happy her husband is cheating on her it runs contrary to my experience.
you'll have to explain that, mrs. mulwray.	Why?
i was grateful.	You'll have to explain that, Mrs. Mulwray.
and you weren't the slightest bit upset about it?	I was grateful.
he told you?	And you weren't the slightest bit upset about it?
my husband.	He told you?
how did you find out?	My husband.
well, i suppose i am... actually i knew about the affair.	How did you find out?
if your husband was killed it was.  this can look like you paid me off to withhold evidence.	But he wasn't killed.
it wasn't much of a lie.	If your husband was killed it was.  This can look like you paid me off to withhold evidence.
sorry. look, you sue me, your husband dies, you drop the lawsuit like a hot potato, and all of it quicker than wind from a duck's ass. excuse me. then you ask me to lie to the police.	It wasn't much of a lie.
mr. gittes...  don't tell me how i feel.	Sorry. Look, you sue me, your husband dies, you drop the lawsuit like a hot potato, and all of it quicker than wind from a duck's ass. Excuse me. Then you ask me to lie to the police.
i think so. something besides your husband's death was bothering you. you were upset but not that upset.	Mr. Gittes...  Don't tell me how I feel.
i have?	I think so. Something besides your husband's death was bothering you. You were upset but not that upset.
stop it. the money's fine. it's generous but you've shortchanged me on the story.	I have?
well, how much would you like?	Stop it. The money's fine. It's generous but you've shortchanged me on the story.
mrs. mulwray, i'm afraid that's not good enough.	Well, how much would you like?
yes. as i said, i was very grateful.	Mrs. Mulwray, I'm afraid that's not good enough.
i got your check in the mall.	Yes. As I said, I was very grateful.
thank you for going along with me. i just didn't want to explain anything... i'll send you a check.	A check?
oh... thank you.	Thank you for going along with me. I just didn't want to explain anything... I'll send you a check.
you left your keys in the ignition.	Oh... thank you.
...just a minute...	You left your keys in the ignition.
mrs. mulwray?... mrs. mulwray.	...Just a minute...
i'll stop by.	Please call first.
no, just riding bareback, that's all. anyway, you might try the oak pass or stone canyon reservoirs. sometimes at lunch hollis takes walks around them. otherwise he'll be home by 6:30.	I'll stop by.
looks like you went quite a distance.	No, Just riding bareback, that's all. Anyway, you might try the Oak Pass or Stone Canyon Reservoirs. Sometimes at lunch Hollis takes walks around them. Otherwise he'll be home by 6:30.
no. i went riding rather early.	Looks like you went quite a distance.
look at it this way. now this phony broad, excuse the language, says she's you, she's hired me. whoever put her up to it, didn't have anything against me. they were out to get your husband. now if i see him, i can help him.  did you talk this morning?	No. I went riding rather early.
it's very personal. it couldn't be more personal. is this a business or an obsession with you?	Look at it this way. Now this phony broad, excuse the language, says she's you, she's hired me. Whoever put her up to it, didn't have anything against me. They were out to get your husband. Now if I see him, I can help him.  Did you talk this morning?
nothing personal, mrs. mulwray, i just --	It's very personal. It couldn't be more personal. Is this a business or an obsession with you?
suppose they did. how does it concern you?	Nothing personal, Mrs. Mulwray, I just --
well, that little girlfriend, she was attractive in a cheap sort of way of course.  she's disappeared. maybe they disappeared together somewhere.	Suppose they did. How does it concern you?
you may if you can, mr. gittes.	Well, that little girlfriend, she was attractive in a cheap sort of way of course.  She's disappeared. Maybe they disappeared together somewhere.
may i speak frankly, mrs. mulwray?	You may if you can, Mr. Gittes.
what do you mean?	May I speak frankly, Mrs. Mulwray?
you see, somebody went to a lot of trouble here, and i want to find out, lawsuit or no lawsuit. i'm not the one who's supposed to be caught with my pants down... so i'd like to see your husband. unless that's a problem.	What do you mean?
well, i've been accused of many things, mrs. mulwray, but never that.	You see, somebody went to a lot of trouble here, and I want to find out, lawsuit or no lawsuit. I'm not the one who's supposed to be caught with my pants down... so I'd like to see your husband. Unless that's a problem.
why?... what on earth for?  look, hollis seems to think you're an innocent man.	Well, I've been accused of many things, Mrs. Mulwray, but never that.
i should talk this over with your husband.	Why?... What on earth for?  Look, Hollis seems to think you're an innocent man.
i don't want to drop it.	I should talk this over with your husband.
yes, mr. gittes?	I don't want to drop it.
mrs. mulwray?	Yes, Mr. Gittes?
so let's just drop the whole thing. sugar?  lemon?	Mrs. Mulwray?
i said i'll drop it.	So let's just drop the whole thing. Sugar?  Lemon?
what?	I said I'll drop it.
mr. gittes, you've talked me into it. i'll drop the lawsuit.	What?
i'm just trying to make a living, and i don't want to become a local joke.	Mr. Gittes, you've talked me into it. I'll drop the lawsuit.
anyway... i... the point is, mrs. mulwray.  i'm not in business to be loved, but i am in business, and believe me, whoever set up your husband, set me up. l.a.'s a small town, people talk.	I'm just trying to make a living, and I don't want to become a local Joke.
that's not his apartment.	Anyway... I... the point is, Mrs. Mulwray.  I'm not in business to be loved, but I am in business, and believe me, whoever set up your husband, set me up. L.A.'s a small town, people talk.
actually he's not. and he's moved from his apartment at the el macando.	That's not his apartment.
my husband's at the office.	Actually he's not. And he's moved from his apartment at the El Macando.
yeah. fine, thank you.	My husband's at the office.
iced tea.	Yeah. Fine, thank you.
what are you having?	Iced tea.
would you like something to drink?	What are you having?
yes, that mulwray, mr. gittes. and since you agree with me we've never met, you must also agree that i haven't hired you to do anything. certainly not spy on my husband. i see you like publicity, mr. gittes. well, you're going to get it.	Now wait a minute, Mrs. Mulwray...
not that mulwray?	Yes, that Mulwray, Mr. Gittes. And since you agree with me we've never met, you must also agree that I haven't hired you to do anything. Certainly not spy on my husband. I see you like publicity, Mr. Gittes. Well, you're going to get it.
yes, mr. gittes.	Get me the Times. Whitey Mehrholtz.  And how about that snotty broad?  What does she think, she's perfect? Coming in waving her lawyers and her money at me  so goddam smug. She's no better than anybody else in this town.
sophie.	Yes, Mr. Gittes.
sophie.	Yes, Mr. Gittes.
but, mr. gittes.	Sophie.
sophie, go to the little girl's room for a minute.	But, Mr. Gittes.
walsh here?	He's in the dark room.
sophie... is walsh there?... yeah, listen, pal, escobar's going to try and book me in about five minutes... relax, i'll tell you. wait in the office for two hours. if you don't hear from me, you and duffy meet me at 1712 alameda.	Jesus, that's in Chinatown, ain't it?
oh yeah? you pick up the watch?	It's on your desk. Say, you hear the one about the guy who goes to the North Pole with Admiral Byrd looking for penguins?
i think i got something.	Oh yeah? You pick up the watch?
listen, we can't string this broad out indefinitely we got to come up with something.	I think I got something.
what'd you expect? that's his job.	Listen, we can't string this broad out indefinitely we got to come up with something.
jesus christ, this guy's really got water on the brain.	What'd you expect? That's his job.
three reservoirs. men's room of a richfield gas station on flower, and the pig 'n whistle.	Jesus Christ, this guy's really got water on the brain.
where'd he go yesterday?	Three reservoirs. Men's room of a Richfield gas station on Flower, and the Pig 'n Whistle.
you'll find one of those people.	'Those people?' Miss Sessions.
the obituary column?	You'll find one of those people.
no, mr. gittes. just look in the obituary column of today's times...	The obituary column?
...why don't you give me your address and we can talk this over?	No, Mr. Gittes. Just look in the obituary column of today's Times...
oh no.	...Why don't you give me your address and we can talk this over?
i understand... if you could tell me who employed you, miss sessions. that could help us both.	Oh no.
well i never expected anything to happen like what happened to mr. mulwray, the point is if it ever comes out i want somebody to know i didn't know what would happen.	I understand... if you could tell me who employed you, Miss Sessions. That could help us both.
shut the fuck up!  ...yes i remember nothing, miss sessions, just going over a detail or two with my associates... you were saying?	Well I never expected anything to happen like what happened to Mr. Mulwray, the point is if it ever comes out I want somebody to know I didn't know what would happen.
i was the one who pretended to be mrs. mulwray, remember?	Shut the fuck up!  ...Yes I remember nothing, Miss Sessions, just going over a detail or two with my associates... you were saying?
when did you come in?	I was the one who pretended to be Mrs. Mulwray, remember?
well, i'm a working girl, mr. gittes. i didn't come in to see you on my own.	When did you come in?
isn't everybody? what can i do for you, miss sessions?	Well, I'm a working girl, Mr. Gittes. I didn't come in to see you on my own.
oh yes we have... are you alone, mr. gittes?	Isn't everybody? What can I do for you, Miss Sessions?
hello, miss sessions. i don't believe we've had the pleasure.	Oh yes we have... are you alone, Mr. Gittes?
okay.	Hello, Miss Sessions. I don't believe we've had the pleasure.
miss ida sessions again. she says you know her.	Okay.
ida sessions.	Don't know her. Take a number.
who?	Ida Sessions.
a miss sessions calling.	Who?
yeah, sophie.	A Miss Sessions calling.
just, if you will, confine yourself to the main building. it's nearly bedtime.	We understand, c'mon, sweetheart.
would you mind if we took a stroll on our own?	Just, if you will, confine yourself to the main building. It's nearly bedtime.
i don't think so. be happy to show you.	Would you mind if we took a stroll on our own?
i wonder, is it too late for us to have a look around?	I don't think so. Be happy to show you.
oh, good.	I wonder, is it too late for us to have a look around?
that's exactly what we wanted to hear.	Oh, good.
we don't reveal the names of our guests as a matter of policy. i know you'd appreciate that if your father came to live with us.	That's exactly what we wanted to hear.
just to be certain, i wonder if you could show us a list of your patients?	We don't reveal the names of our guests as a matter of policy. I know you'd appreciate that if your father came to live with us.
don't be sorry, neither does dad. wanted to make sure though, didn't we, honey?	Just to be certain, I wonder if you could show us a list of your patients?
i'm sorry. we don't.	Don't be sorry, neither does Dad. Wanted to make sure though, didn't we, honey?
do you accept anyone of the jewish persuasion?	I'm sorry. We don't.
of course.	Do you accept anyone of the Jewish persuasion?
there's just one question.	Of course.
perhaps if we could meet your father.	There's just one question.
naturally, i want the best for him, money is no object.	Perhaps if we could meet your father.
oh my goodness.	Nothing to do with Dad. It's me, actually.
yes...	I don't want to nail you. I just want to know who put you up to it. I'll give you a few days to think it over.  Call me. I can help. Who knows? Maybe we can lay the whole thing off on a few big shots and you can stay head of the department for the next twenty years.
hard working, have a wife and kids...	Yes...
yes...	Hard working, have a wife and kids...
you're a married man, am i right?	Yes...
mr. gittes, my field men are out and i can't give you an exact location...	You're a married man, am I right?
that's like saying they're in arizona.	Mr. Gittes, my field men are out and I can't give you an exact location...
i said, the northwest valley.	That's like saying they're in Arizona.
yeah, a little runoff. where are those orchards?	I said, the northwest valley.
wait. please sit down, mr. gittes. we're... well, we're not anxious for this to get around, but we have been diverting a little water to irrigate avocado and walnut groves in the northwest valley. as you know, the farmers there have no legal right to our water, and since the drought we've had to cut them off. the city comes first, naturally.  but, well, we've been trying to help some of them out, keep them from going under. naturally when you divert water you get a little runoff.	Yeah, a little runoff. Where are those orchards?
well, whitey mehrholtz over at the times will. dumping thousands of gallons of water down the toilet in the middle of a drought.  that's news.	Wait. Please sit down, Mr. Gittes. We're... well, we're not anxious for this to get around, but we have been diverting a little water to irrigate avocado and walnut groves in the northwest valley. As you know, the farmers there have no legal right to our water, and since the drought we've had to cut them off. The city comes first, naturally.  But, well, we've been trying to help some of them out, keep them from going under. Naturally when you divert water you get a little runoff.
mr. gittes! that's an outrageous accusation.  i don't know what you're talking about.	Well, Whitey Mehrholtz over at the Times will. Dumping thousands of gallons of water down the toilet in the middle of a drought.  That's news.
well, look at it this way, mr. yelburton.  mulwray didn't want to build a dam and he had a reputation that was hard to get around, so. you decided to ruin it. then he found out that you were dumping water every night. then he was drowned.	Mr. Gittes! That's an outrageous accusation.  I don't know what you're talking about.
mr. gittes, you're not making a bit of sense.	Well, look at it this way, Mr. Yelburton.  Mulwray didn't want to build a dam and he had a reputation that was hard to get around, so. you decided to ruin it. Then he found out that you were dumping water every night. Then he was drowned.
neither do i, actually. but you hired me or you hired that chippie to hire me.	Mr. Gittes, you're not making a bit of sense.
i don't understand.	Neither do I, actually. But you hired me or you hired that chippie to hire me.
i never was.	I don't understand.
only when you breathe... don't tell me you're still working for mrs. mulwray?	I never was.
only when i breathe.	Only when you breathe... don't tell me you're still working for Mrs. Mulwray?
you ought to be more careful. that must really smart.	Only when I breathe.
i cut myself shaving.	You ought to be more careful. That must really smart.
oh yes. hollis was the best department head the city's ever had. my goodness, what happened to your nose?	I cut myself shaving.
yeah, must be especially tough to take over under these circumstances.	Oh yes. Hollis was the best department head the city's ever had. My goodness, what happened to your nose?
mr. gittes, sorry to keep you waiting. these staff meetings, they just go on and on.	Yeah, must be especially tough to take over under these circumstances.
relax, mulvihill, glad to see you.  do you know claude mulvihill here?	Hope so. He's working for us.
mind if i take one of your cards? in case i want to get in touch with you again.	Help yourself.
well, tell him i'll be back.	Mind if I take one of your cards? In case I want to get in touch with you again.
i'm sorry, i --	Well, tell him I'll be back.
you don't happen to know where mr. mulwray's having lunch?	I'm sorry, I --
maybe he takes it very seriously.	You don't happen to know where Mr. Mulwray's having lunch?
he never even kids about it.	Maybe he takes it very seriously.
and mulwray isn't?	He never even kids about it.
after all, you work with a man for a certain length of time, you come to know him, his habits, his values, and so forth. well either he's the kind who chases after women or he isn't.	And Mulwray isn't?
j.j. gittes. and it's not a departmental matter.	I wonder if you'd care to wait in my office?
can i help you?  russ yelburton, deputy chief in the department.	J.J. Gittes. And it's not a departmental matter.
never.	That's what I thought. You see, I'm Mrs. Evelyn Mulwray. You know, Mr. Mulwray's wife.
never?	Never.
well, no.	Never?
have we ever met?	Well, no.
well... i think i... i would've remembered.	Have we ever met?
do you know me?	Well... I think I... I would've remembered.
yes?	Do you know me?
mr. gittes?	Yes?
when it comes? what'd you tell him?	Comes in different parts of the river. Every night a different part.
when it comes.	When it comes? What'd you tell him?
what about the water?	When it comes.
the water.	What about the water?
si.	Didn't you talk to a man here... few days ago... wore glasses... he...
speak english?... habla ingles?	Si.
it's not completely dry.	Yeah, well he ain't gonna drown in a damp riverbed either, I don't care how soused he was. That's like drowning in a teaspoon.
it's bone dry, morty.	It's not completely dry.
yeah, under hollenbeck bridge, what's wrong with that?	It's bone dry, Morty.
the l.a. river?	Yeah, under Hollenbeck Bridge, what's wrong with that?
yeah, got dead drunk, passed out in the bottom of the riverbed.	The L.A. River?
come again?	Yeah, got dead drunk, passed out in the bottom of the riverbed.
drowned, too.	Come again?
yeah.	Drowned, too.
that's a long fall.	So how are you, Morty?
yeah. banged up pretty bad.	That's a long fall.
yeah? ain't that something? middle of a drought, the water commissioner drowns. only in l.a.	Yeah. Banged up pretty bad.
nothin', morty, it's my lunch hour, i thought i'd drop by and see who died lately.	Yeah? Ain't that something? Middle of a drought, the water commissioner drowns. Only in L.A.
jake, what're you doin' here?	Nothin', Morty, it's my lunch hour, I thought I'd drop by and see who died lately.
sure you do.	Well, tell you what, pal. If Ida wants to see me she can call me at my office.
yeah?... i do?	Sure you do.
ida sessions wants to see you.	Who?
yeah.	Ida Sessions wants to see you.
gittes?... gittes?	Yeah.
this type of investigation can be hard on your pocketbook, mrs. mulwray. it takes time.	Money doesn't matter to me, Mr. Gittes.
hollis. hollis mulwray.	Water and Power?
all right, what's your husband's first name?	Hollis. Hollis Mulwray.
but i have to know.	All right, what's your husband's first name?
i'm sure he loves you, too. you know the expression, let sleeping dogs lie? you're better off not knowing.	But I have to know.
but...	I'm sure he loves you, too. You know the expression, let sleeping dogs lie? You're better off not knowing.
then go home and forget about it.	But...
...yes of course.	Then go home and forget about it.
mrs. mulwray, do you love your husband?	...Yes of course.
of course not.	Now, what makes you certain he is involved with someone?
i'm afraid not, mrs. mulwray. these men are my operatives and at some point they're going to assist me. i can't do everything myself.	Of course not.
can't we talk about this alone, mr. gittes?	I'm afraid not, Mrs. Mulwray. These men are my operatives and at some point they're going to assist me. I can't do everything myself.
i am sorry.	Can't we talk about this alone, Mr. Gittes?
i'm afraid so.	I am sorry.
no, really?	I'm afraid so.
mr. gittes...	Now, Mrs. Mulwray, what seems to be the problem?
how do you do, mrs. mulwray?	Mr. Gittes...
lot of turnover these days. better tell them to get in touch with me if they want to hang onto their land.	Yeah, I'll do that.
yeah.	Lot of turnover these days. Better tell them to get in touch with me if they want to hang onto their land.
never heard of 'em... new owners?	Yeah.
that's swell. but how about here?  ever worked for robert knox, emma dill, clarence speer, marian parsons, or jasper lamar crabb?	Never heard of 'em... new owners?
city of la habra heights filled an 800,000 gallon reservoir with sixteen inches of rain in two days.	That's swell. But how about here?  Ever worked for Robert Knox, Emma Dill, Clarence Speer, Marian Parsons, or Jasper Lamar Crabb?
yeah.  do you have any references?	City of La Habra Heights filled an 800,000 gallon reservoir with sixteen inches of rain in two days.
no problem with me on the job.	Yeah.  Do you have any references?
they were partners.	Yes. Yes, they were partners.
along with mr. mulwray.	They were partners.
mulwray? i thought you said cross owned the department.	Along with Mr. Mulwray.
mr. mulwray felt the public should own the display. the water. if you'll just read the display.	Mulwray? I thought you said Cross owned the department.
how did they get it away from him?	Mr. Mulwray felt the public should own the display. The water. If you'll just read the display.
yes.	How did they get it away from him?
he owned the entire water supply for the city?	Yes.
yes.	He owned the entire water supply for the city?
he owned the water department?	Yes.
he owned it.	He owned the water department?
he did or he didn't?	He owned it.
yes. no.	He did or he didn't?
julian cross worked for the water department?	Yes. No.
he's liable to be tied up indefinitely.	I take a long lunch. All day sometimes.
well i'm on my lunch hour. i'll wait.	He's liable to be tied up indefinitely.
mr. yelburton will be busy for some time.	Well I'm on my lunch hour. I'll wait.
he was expecting you?	Fifteen minutes ago. Why don't I go in and wait?
gee whiz.  and i'm late.	He was expecting you?
since lunch.	Gee whiz.  And I'm late.
it's personal. has he been out long?	Since lunch.
may i ask what this is regarding?	It's personal. Has he been out long?
gittes.	May I ask what this is regarding?
he's not in, mr.?	Gittes.
mr. mulwray, please.	He's not in, Mr.?
jake, it's chinatown. they're all over the place. you oughta know better.	Gimme your keys. Watch this old fart, will you?  Take Duffy's car. Curly's boat's in Pedro, near the Starkist cannery. It's the Evening Star. He'll be waiting. I'll take care of this.
duffy, go over and sit on mulvihill.  jesus christ, i didn't tell you to bring the police department with you.	Jake, it's Chinatown. They're all over the place. You oughta know better.
yeah. what's wrong with you guys? think ahead. we find 'em, sue 'em. we'll make a killing.  we'll have dinner at chasen's twice a week, we'll be pissing on ice the rest of our lives.	Sue people like that they're liable to be having dinner with the Judge who's trying the suit.
yeah?	Yeah. What's wrong with you guys? Think ahead. We find 'em, sue 'em. We'll make a killing.  We'll have dinner at Chasen's twice a week, we'll be pissing on ice the rest of our lives.
think you can nail mulvihill? they'll claim you were trespassing.	I don't want Mulvihill.  I want the big boys that are making the payoffs.
so he says you sent them?	They're all a bunch of phonies.
no, no. she said not to call, her husband might answer.	When I find out who that phony bitch was.
all she needed for that was the phone book!	No, no. She said not to call, her husband might answer.
look, jake. she gave us mulwray's real phone number and address.	All she needed for that was the phone book!
look, you tell me to take pictures, i take pictures.	Let me explain something to you, Walsh. This business requires a certain finesse.
jesus christ, walsh. that's what you spent your day doing?	Look, you tell me to take pictures, I take pictures.
yeah.	Jesus Christ, Walsh. That's what you spent your day doing?
apple core?	Yeah.
i don't know. the traffic was pretty loud. i only heard one thing  apple core.	Apple core?
what about?	I don't know. The traffic was pretty loud. I only heard one thing  apple core.
they got into a terrific argument outside the pig 'n whistle.	What about?
this?	They got into a terrific argument outside the Pig 'n Whistle.
neither do i.	No, you have a press agent do it.
we don't publish a record in the paper, i can tell you that.	Neither do I.
tell me, how many people a week do you foreclose on?	We don't publish a record in the paper, I can tell you that.
mortgage department, first national bank.	Tell me, how many people a week do you foreclose on?
oh? what do you do to make ends meet?	Mortgage Department, First National Bank.
nothing. you got a hell of a way to make a living.	Oh? What do you do to make ends meet?
what's that, pal?	Nothing. You got a hell of a way to make a living.
you don't say?	Cross was looking for her all over the country. Offered rewards, everything. Felt real sorry for him, with all his money.
she ran off to mexico. rumor was she was knocked up and didn't even know who the father was. went there to get rid of it.	You don't say?
we missed the best of it, didn't we, pal?	She ran off to Mexico. Rumor was she was knocked up and didn't even know who the father was. Went there to get rid of it.
oh, you know. she was sixteen or seventeen.	We missed the best of it, didn't we, pal?
why'd she run away?	Oh, you know. She was sixteen or seventeen.
that's for sure.	Why'd she run away?
well, you never know, do you?	That's for sure.
course, she settled down nicely.	Well, you never know, do you?
oh yeah, it was a big thing at the time. julian cross' daughter. god almighty. she was a wild little thing.	Course, she settled down nicely.
she ran away?	Oh yeah, it was a big thing at the time. Julian Cross' daughter. God almighty. She was a wild little thing.
no, he's only got one, i remember her age, i read it in the newspapers when she ran away.	She ran away?
you must be thinking of a different daughter.	No, he's only got one, I remember her age, I read it in the newspapers when she ran away.
she must be about thirty-three, thirty- four.	You must be thinking of a different daughter.
she ain't exactly long in the tooth now.	She must be about thirty-three, thirty- four.
that right?... she used to be some looker.	She ain't exactly long in the tooth now.
i'm working for his daughter.	That right?... She used to be some looker.
is the pope catholic? who are you, mister?... i ask because he doesn't see a whole lot of people.	I'm working for his daughter.
i'm going to see a man called julian cross. ever heard of him?	Is the Pope Catholic? Who are you, mister?... I ask because he doesn't see a whole lot of people.
lots of fellas do. tell the little woman they're going on a fishing trip, then shack up with some little twist on the island... she pretty?	I'm going to see a man called Julian Cross. Ever heard of him?
but that's what you told your wife.	Lots of fellas do. Tell the little woman they're going on a fishing trip, then shack up with some little twist on the island... she pretty?
not exactly.	But that's what you told your wife.
thanks for all you've done for me.	Whatever you do, love it like you loved that projection booth of the Paradiso when you were little...
who said that? gary cooper, james stewart, henry fonda? huh?	No, Toto, nobody said it. I say it! Life's not like you saw it in the movies. Life...is harder.  Get out! Go back to Rome. You 're young, the world is yours! And I'm old...I don't want to hear you talk any more, I want to hear talk about you.
do like the soldier, toto! go away! this land is cursed.  when you're here every day you feel like you're at the center of the universe, it seems like nothing ever changes. then you go away, one year, two...and when you come back, everything's different. the thread has broken. you don't find those you were looking for, your things no longer exist. isn't that the case?...you've got to go away a long time, for many, many years, before coming back and finding your people again, the land where you were born...but not now, it's impossible. now you're blinder than i am.	Who said that? Gary Cooper, James Stewart, Henry Fonda? Huh?
now i understand why the soldier went away just before the end. that's right, just one more night and the princess would have been his. but she, also, could not have kept her promise. and...that would have been terrible, he would have died from it. so instead, for ninety-nine nights at least he had lived with the illusion that she was there waiting for him...	Do like the soldier, Toto! Go away! This land is cursed.  When you're here every day you feel like you're at the center of the universe, it seems like nothing ever changes. Then you go away, one year, two...And when you come back, everything's different. The thread has broken. You don't find those you were looking for, your things no longer exist. Isn't that the case?...You've got to go away a long time, for many, many years, before coming back and finding your people again, the land where you were born...But not now, it's impossible. Now you're blinder than I am.
listen to this one...the commander says to the sergeant: 'you remember that windmill that used to be there?' 'yes, sir, i remember the mill's gone but the wind's still there!'  you remember the story of the soldier and the princess?	Now I understand why the soldier went away just before the end. That's right, just one more night and the princess would have been his. But she, also, could not have kept her promise. And...that would have been terrible, he would have died from it. So instead, for ninety-nine nights at least he had lived with the illusion that she was there waiting for him...
it was probably meant to be like this. each of us has a star to follow. so now what are you thinking of doing?	Listen to this one...The commander says to the sergeant: 'You remember that windmill that used to be there?' 'Yes, sir, I remember the mill's gone but the wind's still there!'  You remember the story of the soldier and the princess?
no. and nobody knows where she is.	It was probably meant to be like this. Each of us has a star to follow. So now what are you thinking of doing?
did you ever see her again?	No. And nobody knows where she is.
they tell me you never go out, never talk to anybody. why?	Toto, sooner or later there comes a time when talking or keeping quiet is the same thing. So it's better to shut up.  It's hot in here. Toto, take me to the beach.
you 're thinner...you can tell you've not been treated well. .	They tell me you never go out, never talk to anybody. Why?
i'm here! take it easy! take it easy!  sit down, sit down...  did she come?	No, nobody came.
but where'd you go, toto?!!	I'm here! Take it easy! Take it easy!  Sit down, sit down...  Did she come?
no, alfredo, i was coming to help you...	You were expecting her? Huh?  ...It's a nasty business waiting by yourself. In company it's better. No?...Then I'll leave.
you weren't expecting me?	No, Alfredo, I was coming to help you...
just so, alfredo. there isn't any. and if you buy a television set, you can watch it at home, without any fuss...	Could be...But I don't like this business. It smells fishy to me.
toto, are you pulling my leg or something? how is it possible to see this television without film?	Just so, Alfredo. There isn't any. And if you buy a television set, you can watch it at home, without any fuss...
i want to make you happy, toto! i'm going to tell you a story.  once upon a time a king gave a feast and there were all the most beautiful princesses of the realm. basta, one of the guards, saw the king's daughter: she was the loveliest of all! and he immediately fell in love with her. but what could a poor soldier do compared with a king's daughter?!...one day he managed to meet her and told her he couldn't live without her. the princess was so struck by the depth of his feeling that she said to the soldier  'if you will wait a hundred days and a hundred nights beneath my balcony, then in the end i'll be yours.' christ, the soldier ran off there and waited! one day, two days, ten, twenty...every night she looked out of her window, but he never budged. come rain, wind, snow, never budged! the birds shat on him and the bees ate him alive! after ninety nights he was gaunt and pale and tears streamed from his eyes but he couldn't hold them back. he didn't even have the strength to sleep any more. the princess kept watch...and on the ninety-ninth night, the soldier got up, picked up his chair and left!	No! You mean right at the end?  ALFREDO That's right, Toto, right at the end? And don't ask me what it means. If you figure it out, let me know...
you see, it s like i say. you always have an answer for everything.	I want to make you happy, Toto! I'm going to tell you a story.  Once upon a time a king gave a feast and there were all the most beautiful princesses of the realm. Basta, one of the guards, saw the king's daughter: she was the loveliest of all! And he immediately fell in love with her. But what could a poor soldier do compared with a king's daughter?!...One day he managed to meet her and told her he couldn't live without her. The princess was so struck by the depth of his feeling that she said to the soldier  'If you will wait a hundred days and a hundred nights beneath my balcony, then in the end I'll be yours.' Christ, the soldier ran off there and waited! One day, two days, ten, twenty...Every night she looked out of her window, but he never budged. Come rain, wind, snow, never budged! The birds shat on him and the bees ate him alive! After ninety nights he was gaunt and pale and tears streamed from his eyes but he couldn't hold them back. He didn't even have the strength to sleep any more. The princess kept watch...And on the ninety-ninth night, the soldier got up, picked up his chair and left!
heeey! totooooo! don't get pissed off with me now! come here! i don't know where the fuck i have to go.  and the next time be careful how you talk. not to take credit away from the lord, but if i had created the world, in all modesty, certain things would have come out better. but unfortunately such was not the case.	You see, it s like I say. You always have an answer for everything.
stop it! i've had enough of your sermons! you act as if you created the world!	Heeey! Totooooo! Don't get pissed off with me now! Come here! I don't know where the fuck I have to go.  And the next time be careful how you talk. Not to take credit away from the Lord, but if I had created the world, in all modesty, certain things would have come out better. But unfortunately such was not the case.
don't think about it, toto. don't even try. with feelings, there's nothing to understand.	Stop it! I've had enough of your sermons! You act as if you created the world!
but why? there must be some way to make her understand!	Don't think about it, Toto. Don't even try. With feelings, there's nothing to understand.
i told you, the blue-eyed ones are the most difficult.	But why? There must be some way to make her understand!
what you say is wonderful! but sad...	They're not my words. John Wayne said it in Shepherd of the Hills.
eh! love...what a mystery!  i understand you, toto...the ones with blue eyes are the most beautiful. whatever you do, you can't make friends with them.  eh, there's nothing to be done about it! the heavier a man is, the deeper his footprints. and if he's in love, he suffers, because he knows he's up a one-way street. because love is a meaningless thing when a man gets it into his head to do what he wants...	What you say is wonderful! But sad...
yes, it's a girl i saw at the station.	What's she like? What's she like?...
is there a woman?...tell me the truth...  there is a woman.	Yes, it's a girl I saw at the station.
nothing, there's nothing. it's all out of focus.	Is there a woman?...Tell me the truth...  There is a woman.
now what can you see?	Nothing, there's nothing. It's all out of focus.
it's people in the slaughter-house killing a calf. there's blood all over the floor, like a lake. and through this lake another calf passes by on its way to die.	Now what can you see?
what is it, what is it? what's the picture?	It's people in the slaughter-house killing a calf. There's blood all over the floor, like a lake. And through this lake another calf passes by on its way to die.
yes.	What is it, what is it? What's the picture?
i've shown it so many times i know it by heart. the first time i showed it, in 1940, was the sunday my first wife died. they kept it hidden from me all day so they wouldn't have to close down the movie house. i only found out that night, after the last show. those are things you never forget...  so, toto, how are these home movies going?	Yes.
that's right, modern times.	I've shown it so many times I know it by heart. The first time I showed it, in 1940, was the Sunday my first wife died. They kept it hidden from me all day so they wouldn't have to close down the movie house. I only found out that night, after the last show. Those are things you never forget...  So, Toto, how are these home movies going?
chaplin's modern times! right, toto?	That's right, Modern Times.
what'd i tell you? it doesn't catch fire!	Progress! It always arrives too late!
yes. i want proof.	For example, at this moment the film's out of focus. Go see.
toto, this isn't for you. for the moment, the cinema paradiso needs you, and you need the cinema paradiso. but it won't last...some day you'll have other things to do, more important things...  that's right, more important. i know it. now that i've lost my sight i see more. i see everything i didn't see before...  and it's all thanks to you, who saved my life. and i'll never forget it...  and don't put on that look. i haven't gone off my head yet. you want proof?	Yes. I want proof.
why? what do you mean?	Toto, this isn't for you. For the moment, the Cinema Paradiso needs you, and you need the Cinema Paradiso. But it won't last...Some day you'll have other things to do, more important things...  That's right, more important. I know it. Now that I've lost my sight I see more. I see everything I didn't see before...  And it's all thanks to you, who saved my life. And I'll never forget it...  And don't put on that look. I haven't gone off my head yet. You want proof?
don't do that...sooner or later you'll be left empty-handed.	Why? What do you mean?
ok. ok. but now that i've got a job, i'11 probably stop going...	Don't do that...Sooner or later you'll be left empty-handed.
how's school?	OK. OK. But now that I've got a job, I'11 probably stop going...
any room for me in this cinema paradiso?	Come in, Alfredo.
it's got to be sent to another town. and if we don't the owner of that movie house gets pissed off.	Too bad!
who knows?...it's like an adventure.  hope springs eternal...	Peppinoooo! Come back sooon!!  Good thing Germany's closer than Russia.
will they really find work in germany?	Who knows?...It's like an adventure.  Hope springs eternal...
you understand which side the gelatin's on?	It tastes wonderful!
with time...you get used to it. besides, when you hear from up here that there's a full house and that people are laughing, having fun... then you're happy too.  so i've been wasting my breath? you pretend to agree with me, but as soon as my back is turned, you do what you want!  get out of here! i don't want to lay eyes on you again! this is the last straw! your mother's right, you're crazy!!  but how'd he do it? the little bastard! by watching, he's learned! it's incredible!  i'm letting the box office know you're not to set foot even into the theatre! there are no more tickets for you! and i'm also talking to father adelfio! you won't be an altar boy any more either!!! you little runt!	Alfredo, go fuck yourself!!!
but don't you like anything about what you do?	With time...you get used to it. Besides, when you hear from up here that there's a full house and that people are laughing, having fun... Then you're happy too.  So I've been wasting my breath? You pretend to agree with me, but as soon as my back is turned, you do what you want!  Get out of here! I don't want to lay eyes on you again! This is the last straw! Your mother's right, you're crazy!!  But how'd he do it? The little bastard! By watching, he's learned! It's incredible!  I'm letting the box office know you're not to set foot even into the theatre! There are no more tickets for you! And I'm also talking to Father Adelfio! You won't be an altar boy any more either!!! You little runt!
good for you, toto. good for you... i'm only saying this for your own good...  cooped up in here you die of heat in the summer and of cold in the winter. you breathe in smoke, gas fumes, and earn practically nothing.	But don't you like anything about what you do?
no...	Good for you, Toto. Good for you... I'm only saying this for your own good...  Cooped up in here you die of heat in the summer and of cold in the winter. You breathe in smoke, gas fumes, and earn practically nothing.
because i'm an idiot. how many other guys in town know how to be a projectionist? none! only a jerk like me could do it. besides i wasn't lucky. when i was a kid there was the war! when i grew up, another war! now it's all different. times have changed. and you want to be a dope like me? huh? answer me!	No...
then why don't you change jobs?	Because I'm an idiot. How many other guys in town know how to be a projectionist? None! Only a jerk like me could do it. Besides I wasn't lucky. When I was a kid there was the war! When I grew up, another war! Now it's all different. Times have changed. And you want to be a dope like me? Huh? Answer me!
because i don't want to, toto! this is not a job for you. it's like being a slave. you're always alone. you see the same film over and over again, because you have nothing else to do. and you start talking to greta garbo and tyrone power like a nut! you work on holidays, on christmas, on easter. only on good friday are you free. but if they hadn't put jesus christ on a cross...you'd work good fridays too!	Then why don't you change jobs?
then why don't you want to teach it to me too? now that there's no more cranking, and it's easier?	Because I don't want to, Toto! This is not a job for you. It's like being a slave. You're always alone. You see the same film over and over again, because you have nothing else to do. And you start talking to Greta Garbo and Tyrone Power like a nut! You work on holidays, on Christmas, on Easter. Only on Good Friday are you free. But if they hadn't put Jesus Christ on a cross...You'd work Good Fridays too!
now listen to what i've got to say. i took up this profession when i was ten years old. in those days there weren't these modern machines. the films were silent. the projectors were run by hand, like this, with a crank. and you wound the crank all day long. it was really rough going! if you got tired and slowed down' boom! everything would go up in flames!	Then why don't you want to teach it to me too? Now that there's no more cranking, and it's easier?
toto, come here.	Now listen to what I've got to say. I took up this profession when I was ten years old. In those days there weren't these modern machines. The films were silent. The projectors were run by hand, like this, with a crank. And you wound the crank all day long. It was really rough going! If you got tired and slowed down' boom! Everything would go up in flames!
i told my mother you weren't the one who gave me the films. that it wasn't your fault. but i thought you said the film could catch fire just to scare me. now that i know, i won't steal any more from you. that's all i wanted to say. i'm going.	Toto, come here.
but you don't have any kids!!!	All right, all right! When I've got kids that's what I'm telling them!
'i choose my friends for their looks, and my enemies for their brains...'  you're too smart to be my friend. besides, as i always tell my kids, be careful to pick the right friends!	But you don't have any kids!!!
alfredo, did you know my father?	Of course I knew your father. He was tall, thin, pleasant, and had a moustache like mine. Always smiling. He looked like Clark Gable.
fifty lire...	What you find tonight on the floor between the seats?
signora maria, don't do that. he's just a kid.  and why are you telling fibs?  we let him in free. he must have lost the money inside the movie theatre...  how much did you have?	Fifty lire...
what are you doing here?	I bought a ticket. I've come to see the film.
so i can have these?	Look, Toto! Before I kick your ass all the way to China and back, let's make a deal. These strips here are yours, I give them to you. However! One  you're not to stick your nose in here any more. Two  I'll keep them for you, because you can't take them home for God forbid and save our souls, if they catch fire, all hell will break loose! OK? Oh!!! And now scram!
'cause sometimes you can't find the right place any more and so...well, actually...they stay here.  besides, there are more kisses than you can count.	So I can have these?
you must not come here! how many times do i have to tell you?  if the film catches fire, runt that you are, you'd go up in a burst of flame...whoosh! and turn into a piece of...	...and turn into a piece of charcoal!!
oh yes, father. now everything's clear.	And the next time don't go around saying such heresy. You survived the fire at the movie house. But no one can save you from the fire of Hell!
you understand now? you see it clearly?	Oh yes, father. Now everything's clear.
but alfredo, what you're saying is horrifying!	I know. But take the-miracle of the loaves and fishes, for example! I think about it a lot...How is it possible for...
what is it, alfredo? right now, of all times!	Father Adelfio, I have a very serious doubt that is torturing my soul. And you've got to help me, because I've lost all peace of mind...
good morning, father. it's hard on the feet, huh?	Yeah!...Getting there's downhill and all the saints help you. But coming back! The saints stand there watching you, that's all! God's will be done.
no, salvatore...there is no future. there's only the past. even meeting last night was nothing but a dream, a beautiful dream.  we never did it when we were kids, remember?  now that it's happened, i don't think there could have been a better ending.	I'll never agree with you. Never, Elena.
but i never saw that note!  i must have covered it with my hand, without realizing it, that's the only explanation...	What difference does it make to find an explanation? That's the way it went. But Alfredo didn't betray you, he was the only one who really understood you. Salvatore, if you had chosen to be with me, you'd have never made your films. And that would have been a pity! Because they're wonderful, I've seen them all.  But you shouldn't have gone and changed your name. You should have kept your own.
he wasn't crazy. in the beginning i was upset. i think i really hated him. but then, with time, i understood what he said...and your silence too.	But I never saw that note!  I must have covered it with my hand, without realizing it, that's the only explanation...
oh, how i looked for you, elena! you'll never know. i wrote, telephoned, nothing. nobody ever answered. but i dreamt of you for years! that's why i went away...and never came back here.  even as the years passed, in all the women i met, i was only looking for you. i had success it's true, but there was always something missing...  i'd never have imagined that all this had to end because of the man who was like a father to me. a crazy lunatic!	He wasn't crazy. In the beginning I was upset. I think I really hated him. But then, with time, I understood what he said...and your silence too.
alfredo, damn him! he cast his spell on you too!	I told him I'd take his advice. But before I went away I left you that note...  I was on my way down the stairs...
it's the first time i've had to chance to tell the story. i never mentioned it to anybody.	Alfredo, damn him! He cast his spell on you too!
but i've never forgotten you, elena!	Nor have I. Even though you disappeared...  But what's the point of talking about it? We risk being pathetic and ridiculous.  You still live in Rome?
sure, sure! boccia...  what's he do?	Politics. He's the district representative. We met at the University in Pisa.
my husband...you know him.	Sure, sure! Boccia...  What's he do?
all things considered, yes. even if it wasn't what i dreamt of then...	My husband...you know him.
no. and i'm not married.  are you happy?	All things considered, yes. Even if it wasn't what I dreamt of then...
one or two. bur there're not all that many salvatores.  i've got a son, too...he's older. and you, do you have children?	No. And I'm not married.  Are you happy?
i saw your daughter. she's beautiful! who knows how many salvatores must be running after her...	One or two. Bur there're not all that many Salvatores.  I've got a son, too...he's older. And you, do you have children?
of course i remember him. i'm sorry. you were terribly fond of him.	I saw your daughter. She's beautiful! Who knows how many Salvatores must be running after her...
alfredo died. do you remember him?	Of course I remember him. I'm sorry. You were terribly fond of him.
don't be silly...i'm old.  don't look at me like that, please.  why'd you come back?	Alfredo died. Do you remember him?
you're still beautiful...	Don't be silly...I'm old.  Don't look at me like that, please.  Why'd you come back?
who?	The son of one of his colleagues. Don't act that way. We'll talk about it later. Wait for me Thursday at the Cinema Paradiso. I'll be coming with the five o'clock bus.
he won't be convinced, salvatore. he has other plans for me.	Who?
good, this way we can finally talk. i'll convince him this time.	He won't be convinced, Salvatore. He has other plans for me.
no, salvatore. you'd better go. it's my father.	Good, this way we can finally talk. I'll convince him this time.
the army says that, as a war orphan, i don't have to serve in the military, but nothing can be done. it's a bureaucratic error. i have to leave. day after tomorrow morning. they're sending me to rome. but they'll discharge me ten days later. let's go...	No, Salvatore. You'd better go. It's my father.
so what'd they say?	The army says that, as a war orphan, I don't have to serve in the military, but nothing can be done. It's a bureaucratic error. I have to leave. Day after tomorrow morning. They're sending me to Rome. But they'll discharge me ten days later. Let's go...
elena!...but when...	I got back today. You can't imagine the excuses I had to make up to be here...
you have a great future as a driver. if they don't arrest you first!!	That's nothing to do with it, it's the car that's still being run in...
for what?	For you to fall in love with me too. Listen carefully. Every night, when I get off work, I'll come and wait beneath your window. Every night. When you change your mind, open your window. That's all. I'll understand...
i don't care. i'll wait.	For what?
but...who...	Sssssh, Be quiet, pretend everything's normal. I'm Salvatore.
we'll talk about that later.	But...who...
father, i have sinned...	We'll talk about that later.
yes, nice day.  ...i've got to go now. bye-bye.	Bye-bye, Elena.  ...What an idiot! What an idiot! 'Nice day'! Christ!!
no particular reason...  nice day, huh?	Yes, nice day.  ...I've got to go now. Bye-bye.
hi. why are you running?	No particular reason...  Nice day, huh?
hi, elena!	Hi. Why are you running?
my name's salvatore...and yours?	Elena. My name's Elena.
and i never asked for one! you have nothing to explain. i always thought that what you did was right, and that was that. with no beating around the bush...  only one thing made me suffer: bolting the door shut before going to bed at night...	You never used to do that!
no...it's nothing to do with you. it's just that i was scared of coming back. now, after all these years, i thought i was strong, that i had forgotten lots of things. instead, i find it's quite the opposite, as if i had never left. and yet, i look at lia and feel as if i didn't know her, and you, mamma...i abandoned you, ran away like a thief, thought only of myself, and never gave you an explanation...	And I never asked for one! You have nothing to explain. I always thought that what you did was right, and that was that. With no beating around the bush...  Only one thing made me suffer: bolting the door shut before going to bed at night...
no, mamma, it only takes an hour by air, you know.	You shouldn't tell me that now. After all these years!  I put all your things in here. Go in, go in...
see how pretty the house is? we did everything over.  if it hadn't been for you!  come, i have a surprise....  you must be tired. if you want to rest, there's time before the funeral.	No, Mamma, it only takes an hour by air, you know.
they're always writing to me saying they want to come to rome!	See how pretty the house is? We did everything over.  If it hadn't been for you!  Come, I have a surprise....  You must be tired. If you want to rest, there's time before the funeral.
lia'll be so glad to see you, you'll see. and you won't recognize the kids any more, they're grown up by now.	They're always writing to me saying they want to come to Rome!
daddy's not coming back...he's dead.	It's not true! No! It's not true!!! I'll show you he's coming back!
then where's the money?	Somebody stole it.
no...	Then where's the money?
i've been looking for you all day. did you buy the milk?	No...
i don't remember him any morema, where's russia?	It takes years to get there. And years to come back...Now go to bed, Toto, it's late.
but why do you call me 'mr. di vita'? it didn't used to be that way...	Well, it's hard to call an important person by his first name. But if it really matters to you, I'11 call you...  Toto!...
six years ago this may. no one came any more. you "know better than me, mr. di vita, the crisis, television, videos. by now the movie business is only a dream. the city's bought it now to make a new parking lot. next saturday they're tearing it down...a pity!...	But why do you call me 'Mr. Di Vita'? It didn't used to be that way...
how long's it been shut?	Six years ago this May. No one came any more. You "know better than me, Mr. Di Vita, the crisis, television, videos. By now the movie business is only a dream. The city's bought it now to make a new parking lot. Next Saturday they're tearing it down...A pity!...
toto, this is no film for the common herd. one day'll be more than enough...so tonight, please set up tomorrow's film, so the projectionist who is coming will find it ready.	OK...
the projector's all rusty, but i could fix it in two or three days. give the place a good cleaning, put in some seats and bring in a projectionist and we'll show catene in two houses.	What the fuck you talking about? You getting into the act too, Toto? Titanus has trouble giving me even one copy and I have to say thanks! If I ask for two, the least they'll do is cut off my head and play ball with it!
so what's that got to do with it?	The projector's all rusty, but I could fix it in two or three days. Give the place a good cleaning, put in some seats and bring in a projectionist and we'll show Catene in two houses.
don ciccio, i've got an idea...you remember that old abandoned movie house where they're supposed to build those low-rent houses?	So what's that got to do with it?
please, mr. bernstein.	Well, the way I look at it -  -  You want to know what I really think would be wonderful?
i do.  i do.  i mean, since you're running for governor - and you want to be elected -  i think it's wonderful you're going to be elected.  only -  -  can i say something?	Please, Mr. Bernstein.
you don't really think so?	I do.  I do.  I mean, since you're running for Governor - and you want to be elected -  I think it's wonderful you're going to be elected.  Only -  -  Can I say something?
it's wonderful, mr. kane.  wonderful. wonderful.	You don't really think so?
we certainly do.  vacation's over - starting right after dinner.  but right now - that lady over there -  - that's the new society editor, i take it?  you think i could interrupt her a moment, mr. bernstein?	Huh?  Oh, I forgot - you've been away so long I forgot about your joking -
so then, tonight, we go over everything thoroughly, eh?  especially the new papers -	We certainly do.  Vacation's over - starting right after dinner.  But right now - that lady over there -  - that's the new society editor, I take it?  You think I could interrupt her a moment, Mr. Bernstein?
sit down, everybody - for heaven's sake!	So then, tonight, we go over everything thoroughly, eh?  Especially the new papers -
ask them to sit down, mr. bernstein.	Sit down, everybody - for heaven's sake!
but please, mr. kane, don't buy any more paintings.  nine venuses already we got, twenty-six virgins - two whole warehouses full of stuff -	I promise not to bring any more Venuses and not to worry - and not to try to get in touch with any of the papers -
gentlemen of the "enquirer"!  this has, i think, been a fitting welcome to those distinguished journalists -  mr. reilly in particular - who are the latest additions to our ranks. it will make them happy to learn that the "enquirer's" circulation this morning passed the two hundred thousand mark.	Two hundred and one thousand, six hundred and forty-seven.
you know how long it took the "chronicle" to get that staff together?  twenty years.	I know.
you're right, mr. bernstein.	You know how long it took the "Chronicle" to get that staff together?  Twenty years.
say, with them fellows -  - it's no trick to get circulation.	You're right, Mr. Bernstein.
from the chronicle building that sign is the biggest thing you can see - every floor guaranteed - let's hope it bothers them - it cost us enough.	Look at that.
let's hope they like it there.	From the Chronicle Building that sign is the biggest thing you can see - every floor guaranteed - let's hope it bothers them - it cost us enough.
you don't wanta make any promises, mr. kane, you don't wanta keep.	These'll be kept.  I'll provide the people of this city with a daily paper that will tell all the news honestly.  I will also provide them -
i'll write it myself.	You don't wanta make any promises, Mr. Kane, you don't wanta keep.
i can't take shorthand, mr. kane -	I'll write it myself.
my declaration of principles -  don't smile, brad -  take dictation, mr. bernstein -	I can't take shorthand, Mr. Kane -
it's a saying, mr. bernstein.  a new broom sweeps clean.	Oh!
ready for dinner, brad?	Mr. Leland, if Mr. Kane, he should decide to drop the price to one cent, or maybe even he should make up his mind to give the paper away with a half-pound of tea - you'll just hold him until I get back, won't you?
all right, but i'll keep these figures, too, just in case.	Ready for dinner, Brad?
re-figure it, mr. bernstein, at two cents.	All right, but I'll keep these figures, too, just in case.
this is all figured at three cents a copy.	Re-figure it, Mr. Bernstein, at two cents.
two cents.	This is all figured at three cents a copy.
three cents.	Two cents.
i've just made a shocking discovery. the "enquirer" is without a telephone. have two installed at once!	I ordered six already this morning! Got a discount!
i can't take shorthand.	Get me a typewriter.  I'll finish the notice.
it isn't here, mr. bernstein.  i'm dictating it.	I can't take shorthand.
i didn't see that.	It isn't here, Mr. Bernstein.  I'm dictating it.
of her acting, it is absolutely impossible to say anything except that it represents a new low...  have you got that, mr. bernstein? in the opinion of this reviewer -	I didn't see that.
that's all there is.	Of her acting, it is absolutely impossible to say anything except that it represents a new low...  Have you got that, Mr. Bernstein? In the opinion of this reviewer -
go on!	That's all there is.
"her singing, happily, is no concern of this department.  of her acting, it is absolutely impossible to..."	Go on!
thais.	"Her singing, happily, is no concern of this department.  Of her acting, it is absolutely impossible to..."
"miss susan alexander, a pretty but hopelessly incompetent amateur -  - last night opened the new chicago opera house in a performance of - of -"  i can't pronounce that name, mr. kane.	Thais.
hey, brad!  brad!  he ain't been drinking before, mr. kane. never.  we would have heard.	What does it say there?
mr. kane -	That's all right, Mr. Bernstein.
he sure did, mr. kane.	Where is he?
that's fine, mr. kane.	I rather like it myself.  Send it right away.
that's all right.  we have no secrets from our readers.  mr. thatcher is one of our most devoted readers, mr. bernstein.  he knows what's wrong with every issue since i've taken charge. what's the cable?	The food is marvelous in Cuba the senoritas are beautiful stop I could send you prose poems of palm trees and sunrises and tropical colors blending in far off landscapes but don't feel right in spending your money for this stop there's no war in Cuba regards Wheeler.
mr. bernstein, mr. thatcher -	How are you, Mr. Thatcher?
yes, very!  naturally.	Well, well - isn't that nice?
enthusiastic?	Yes, very!  Naturally.
oh, yes, it's already made up.  our mr. mervin wrote a small review.	Enthusiastic?
and the social.  how about the music notice?  you got that in?	Oh, yes, it's already made up.  Our Mr. Mervin wrote a small review.
yes.  i thought it was a good idea. we've covered it from the news end, of course.	And the social.  How about the music notice?  You got that in?
he's a great guy - leland.  why'd he ever leave new york?	That's a long story.
that's right.  they called us the "three musketeers."	He's a great guy - Leland.  Why'd he ever leave New York?
you and leland and mr. kane - you were great friends back in the old days, i understand.	That's right.  They called us the "Three Musketeers."
i might make him nervous.	You and Leland and Mr. Kane - you were great friends back in the old days, I understand.
well, why don't you, mr. bernstein? you know mr. leland.	I might make him nervous.
go in and ask him to hurry.	Well, why don't you, Mr. Bernstein? You know Mr. Leland.
nothing particular the matter with him, they tell me.  just -	Just old age.  It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, you don't look forward to being cured of.  You ought to see Mr. Leland.  There's a whole lot of things he could tell you - if he wanted to.
you don't say!  why i had no idea -	Nothing particular the matter with him, they tell me.  Just -
in case you'd like to know, mr. bernstein, he's at the huntington memorial hospital on 180th street.	You don't say!  Why I had no idea -
maybe that was something he lost. mr. kane was a man that lost - almost everything he had -  you ought to talk to bradford leland. he could tell you a lot.  i wish i could tell you where leland is, but i don't know myself.  he may be out of town somewhere - he may be dead.	In case you'd like to know, Mr. Bernstein, he's at the Huntington Memorial Hospital on 180th Street.
yes -	Maybe that was something he lost. Mr. Kane was a man that lost - almost everything he had -  You ought to talk to Bradford Leland. He could tell you a lot.  I wish I could tell you where Leland is, but I don't know myself.  He may be out of town somewhere - he may be dead.
it ended -  then there was susie - that ended, too.  i guess he didn't make her very happy -  you know, i was thinking - that rosebud you're trying to find out about -	Yes -
it didn't end very well, did it?	It ended -  Then there was Susie - that ended, too.  I guess he didn't make her very happy -  You know, I was thinking - that Rosebud you're trying to find out about -
the way things turned out, i don't need to tell you - miss emily norton was no rosebud!	It didn't end very well, did it?
well, then, how could he write that roast?  the notices in the kane papers were always very kind to her.	Oh, yes.  He saw to that.  I tell you, Mr. Thompson, he was a hard man to figure out.  He had that funny sense of humor.  And then, too, maybe he thought by finishing that piece he could show Leland he was an honest man. You see, Leland didn't think so.  I guess he showed him all right.  He's a nice fellow, but he's a dreamer.  They were always together in those early days when we just started the Enquirer.
he thought she was great, mr. thompson. he really believed that.  he put all his ambition on that girl.  after she came along, he never really cared for himself like he used to.  oh, i don't blame susie -	Well, then, how could he write that roast?  The notices in the Kane papers were always very kind to her.
i guess mr. kane didn't think so well of susie's art anyway.	He thought she was great, Mr. Thompson. He really believed that.  He put all his ambition on that girl.  After she came along, he never really cared for himself like he used to.  Oh, I don't blame Susie -
he finished it.  he wrote the worst notice i ever read about the girl he loved.  we ran it in every paper.	I guess Mr. Kane didn't think so well of Susie's art anyway.
he made an awful lot of money.	It's not trick to make an awful lot of money if all you want is to make a lot of money.  Thatcher!
thatcher!  that man was the biggest darn fool i ever met -	He made an awful lot of money.
nobody else, but i've been through that stuff of walter thatcher's. that journal of his -	Thatcher!  That man was the biggest darn fool I ever met -
who else did you see?	Nobody else, but I've been through that stuff of Walter Thatcher's. That journal of his -
i'm going back there.	Who else did you see?
sure, sure.	I'm going back there.
you know why?  she was so -	Sure, sure.
susie?  i called her myself the day after he died.  i thought maybe somebody ought to...  she couldn't even come to the 'phone.	You know why?  She was so -
well, i went down to atlantic city -	Susie?  I called her myself the day after he died.  I thought maybe somebody ought to...  She couldn't even come to the 'phone.
who else you been to see?	Well, I went down to Atlantic City -
i'm calling on people who knew mr. kane. i'm calling on you.	Who else you been to see?
you're pretty young, mr. -  mr. thompson.  a fellow will remember things you wouldn't think he'd remember. you take me.  one day, back in 1896, i was crossing over to jersey on a ferry and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in -  - and on it, there was a girl waiting to get off.  a white dress she had on - and she was carrying a white pastrol - and i only saw her for one second and she didn't see me at all - but i'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that i haven't thought of that girl.  see what i mean?  well, so what are you doing about this "rosebud," mr. thompson.	I'm calling on people who knew Mr. Kane. I'm calling on you.
not some girl he knew casually and then remembered after fifty years, on his death bed -	You're pretty young, Mr. -  Mr. Thompson.  A fellow will remember things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me.  One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on a ferry and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in -  - and on it, there was a girl waiting to get off.  A white dress she had on - and she was carrying a white pastrol - and I only saw her for one second and she didn't see me at all - but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl.  See what I mean?  Well, so what are you doing about this "Rosebud," Mr. Thompson.
that rosebud?  maybe some girl?  there were a lot of them back in the early days, and -	Not some girl he knew casually and then remembered after fifty years, on his death bed -
-  we thought maybe, if we can find out what he meant by that last word - as he was dying -	That Rosebud?  Maybe some girl?  There were a lot of them back in the early days, and -
from before the beginning, young fellow. and now it's after the end.  anything you want to know about him - about the paper -	-  We thought maybe, if we can find out what he meant by that last word - as he was dying -
well, mr. bernstein, you were with mr. kane from the very beginning -	From before the beginning, young fellow. And now it's after the end.  Anything you want to know about him - about the paper -
who's a busy man?  me?  i'm chairman of the board.  i got nothing but time ...  what do you want to know?	Well, Mr. Bernstein, you were with Mr. Kane from the very beginning -
i suppose he's fixing it up - i know i'd never get that through.	Mr. Kane is finishing your piece the way you started it.
kane?  charlie?  where is he?	I suppose he's fixing it up - I know I'd never get that through.
mr. kane is finishing it.	Kane?  Charlie?  Where is he?
where is it - where's my notice? i've got to finish it!	Mr. Kane is finishing it.
hello, bernstein.	Where is it - where's my notice? I've got to finish it!
hello, mr. leland.	Hello, Bernstein.
not to me.  but you will let that cop go home with mr. kane, won't you?	Yes, Mr. Bernstein.
go and get yourself washed up, mr. bernstein.  there doesn't seem to be an serious injury.	Not to me.  But you will let that cop go home with Mr. Kane, won't you?
if you hadn't come along and protected me when you did, i'd have killed them fellows.	Go and get yourself washed up, Mr. Bernstein.  There doesn't seem to be an serious injury.
what's happened?	I'm all right, Mr. Leland.  Only there was some fellows out front that thought they ought to take things up with me.  I learned 'em! Didn't I, officer?
well, he'll be coming back in september. the majestic.  i got the reservations. it gets in on the ninth.	September the ninth?
yes.	If you thought I'd answer different from what Mr. Kane tells you - well, I wouldn't.
mr. bernstein, am i a stuffed shirt? am i a horse-faced hypocrite?  am i a new england school-marm?	Yes.
don't i always?  most of the time?	Mr. Bernstein, am I a stuffed shirt? Am I a horse-faced hypocrite?  Am I a New England school-marm?
mr. bernstein, i wish you'd let me ask you a few questions, and answer me truthfully.	Don't I always?  Most of the time?
i wanted him to have fun - and with me along -	Mr. Bernstein, I wish you'd let me ask you a few questions, and answer me truthfully.
mr. leland, why didn't you go to europe with him?  he wanted you to.  he said to me just yesterday -	I wanted him to have fun - and with me along -
certainly not.	Mr. Leland, why didn't you go to Europe with him?  He wanted you to.  He said to me just yesterday -
do you, mr. leland?	Certainly not.
certainly not.  so what's that got to do with it?  mr. kane, he'll have them changed to his kind of newspapermen in a week.	Probably.  There's always a chance, of course, that they'll change Mr. Kane - without his knowing it.
do we stand for the same things that the "chronicle" stands for, mr. bernstein?	Certainly not.  So what's that got to do with it?  Mr. Kane, he'll have them changed to his kind of newspapermen in a week.
mr. bernstein, these men who are now with the "enquirer" - who were with the "chronicle" until yesterday - weren't they just as devoted to the "chronicle" kind of paper as they are now to - our kind of paper?	Sure.  They're like anybody else. They got work to do.  They do it.  Only they happen to be the best men in the business.
what's the matter?	Mr. Bernstein, these men who are now with the "Enquirer" - who were with the "Chronicle" until yesterday - weren't they just as devoted to the "Chronicle" kind of paper as they are now to - our kind of paper?
isn't it wonderful?  such a party!	Yes.
do you, mr. leland?	Certainly not.
sixty-two thousand -	That looks pretty nice.
charlie?!	You just made the paper over four times today, Mr. Kane.  That's all -
wasted?	Charlie?!
we'll be on the street soon, charlie - another ten minutes.	It's three hours and fifty minutes late - but we did it -
i'm not guaranteeing a thing, mr. bernstein.  you people work too fast for me!  talk about new brooms!	Who said anything about brooms?
it is accepted, mr. carter, with assurances of my deepest regard.	But Mr. Kane, I meant -
i've been a newspaperman my whole life and i don't intend -  - if it's your intention that i should continue to be harassed by this - this -  i warn you, mr. kane, it would go against my grain to desert you when you need me so badly - but i would feel obliged to ask that my resignation be accepted.	It is accepted, Mr. Carter, with assurances of my deepest regard.
but, mr. kane -	That'll be all today, Mr. Carter. You've been most understanding. Good day, Mr. Carter!
that's the kind of thing we are going to be interested in from now on, mr. carter.  right now, i wish you'd send your best man up to see mr. silverstone.  have him tell mr. silverstone if he doesn't produce his wife at once, the "enquirer" will have him arrested.  have him tell mr. silverstone he's a detective from the central office. if mr. silverstone asks to see his badge, your man is to get indignant and call mr. silverstone an anarchist. loudly, so that the neighbors can hear.	Really, Mr. Kane, I can't see the function of a respectable newspaper -
it's not our function to report the gossip of housewives.  if we were interested in that kind of thing, mr. kane, we could fill the paper twice over daily -	That's the kind of thing we are going to be interested in from now on, Mr. Carter.  Right now, I wish you'd send your best man up to see Mr. Silverstone.  Have him tell Mr. Silverstone if he doesn't produce his wife at once, the "Enquirer" will have him arrested.  Have him tell Mr. Silverstone he's a detective from the Central Office. If Mr. Silverstone asks to see his badge, your man is to get indignant and call Mr. Silverstone an anarchist. Loudly, so that the neighbors can hear.
the "chronicle" doesn't say she's murdered, mr. carter.  it says the neighbors are getting suspicious.	It's not our function to report the gossip of housewives.  If we were interested in that kind of thing, Mr. Kane, we could fill the paper twice over daily -
as a matter of fact, we sent a man to the silverstone home yesterday afternoon.  our man even arrived before the "chronicle" reporter.  and there's no proof that the woman was murdered - or even that she's dead.	The "Chronicle" doesn't say she's murdered, Mr. Carter.  It says the neighbors are getting suspicious.
if the headline is big enough, it makes the new big enough.  the murder of mrs. harry silverstone -	As a matter of fact, we sent a man to the Silverstone home yesterday afternoon.  Our man even arrived before the "Chronicle" reporter.  And there's no proof that the woman was murdered - or even that she's dead.
there is no news big enough.	If the headline is big enough, it makes the new big enough.  The murder of Mrs. Harry Silverstone -
i'm still hungry, brad.  let's go to rector's and get something decent.  the "chronicle" has a two-column headline, mr. carter.  why haven't we?	There is no news big enough.
because we're running a newspaper, mr. kane, not a scandal sheet.	I'm still hungry, Brad.  Let's go to Rector's and get something decent.  The "Chronicle" has a two-column headline, Mr. Carter.  Why haven't we?
i'm not criticizing, mr. carter, but here's what i mean.  there's a front page story in the "chronicle,"  and a picture - of a woman in brooklyn who is missing.  probably murdered.  a mrs. harry silverstone.  why didn't the "enquirer" have that this morning?	Because we're running a newspaper, Mr. Kane, not a scandal sheet.
that's one of the things i think must be changed, mr. carter.  the news goes on for twenty-four hours a day.	I'm not criticizing, Mr. Carter, but here's what I mean.  There's a front page story in the "Chronicle,"  and a picture - of a woman in Brooklyn who is missing.  Probably murdered.  A Mrs. Harry Silverstone.  Why didn't the "Enquirer" have that this morning?
but a morning newspaper, mr. kane. after all, we're practically closed twelve hours a day - except for the business offices -	That's one of the things I think must be changed, Mr. Carter.  The news goes on for twenty-four hours a day.
i'm going to live right here.  as long as i have to.	But a morning newspaper, Mr. Kane. After all, we're practically closed twelve hours a day - except for the business offices -
my little sanctum is at your disposal. but i don't think i understand -	I'm going to live right here.  As long as I have to.
you've got a private office here, haven't you?	My little sanctum is at your disposal. But I don't think I understand -
how do you do, mr. bernstein?	You've got a private office here, haven't you?
mr. carter, this is mr. bernstein. mr. bernstein is my general manager.	How do you do, Mr. Bernstein?
you may resume your work, gentlemen.  i didn't know your plans and so i was unable to make any preparations.	I don't my plans myself.
ask them to sit down.	You may resume your work, gentlemen.  I didn't know your plans and so I was unable to make any preparations.
i thought it would be a nice gesture - the new publisher -	Ask them to sit down.
are they standing for me?	I thought it would be a nice gesture - the new publisher -
how do you do, mr. leland?	Are they standing for me?
thank you, mr carter.  this is mr. leland.	How do you do, Mr. Leland?
welcome, mr. kane, to the "enquirer." i am herbert carter.	Thank you, Mr Carter.  This is Mr. Leland.
we haven't heard from him.	He used to work fast - didn't he, Mr. Bernstein?
has he said when he'll finish?	We haven't heard from him.
yes, mr. kane.	Has he said when he'll finish?
that's leland, isn't it?	Yes, Mr. Kane.
no, mr. kane.	That's Leland, isn't it?
it isn't finished?	No, Mr. Kane.
but there's another one still to come - the dramatic notice.	It isn't finished?
yes, mr. kane.	But there's another one still to come - the dramatic notice.
is it good?	Yes, Mr. kane.
yes - mr. kane.	Is it good?
and the notice?	Yes - Mr. Kane.
exactly according to your instructions, mr. kane.  we've got two spreads of pictures.	And the notice?
was the show covered by every department?	Exactly according to your instructions, Mr. Kane.  We've got two spreads of pictures.
we've got a nice plant here.	Was the show covered by every department?
mr. kane, this is a surprise!	We've got a nice plant here.
not at all.  i'd like the nurse to be here, too.	Of course.
there are no objections to my staying here with her, are there?	Not at all.  I'd like the nurse to be here, too.
i'm sure that's it.	There are no objections to my staying here with her, are there?
thank you.  i can't imagine how mrs. kane came to make such a silly mistake.  the sedative dr. wagner gave her is in a somewhat larger bottle -  i suppose the strain of preparing for her trip has excited and confused her.	I'm sure that's it.
the nurse has complete instructions, but if you care to talk to me at any time, i should be only too glad -  i shall be here in the morning.	Thank you.  I can't imagine how Mrs. Kane came to make such a silly mistake.  The sedative Dr. Wagner gave her is in a somewhat larger bottle -  I suppose the strain of preparing for her trip has excited and confused her.
you don't have to show me anything, mr. rogers.  i believe you.	I'd rather Mr. Kane withdrew without having to get the story published. Not that I care about him.  But I'd be better off that way -  - and so would you, Mrs. Kane.
what story, mr. rogers?	The story about him and Miss Alexander, Mrs. Kane.
i'm protecting myself every way i know how, mrs. kane.  this last week, i finally found out how i can stop your husband from being elected. if the people of this state learn what i found out this week, he wouldn't have a chance to - he couldn't be elected dog catcher.  well, what i'm interested in is seeing that he's not elected.  i don't care whether they know what i know about him.  let him keep right on being the great, noble, moral -  champeen of the people.  just as long as -	I think I understand, Mr. Rogers, but I wonder if -
let him finish, charles.	I'm protecting myself every way I know how, Mrs. Kane.  This last week, I finally found out how I can stop your husband from being elected. If the people of this state learn what I found out this week, he wouldn't have a chance to - he couldn't be elected Dog Catcher.  Well, what I'm interested in is seeing that he's not elected.  I don't care whether they know what I know about him.  Let him keep right on being the Great, Noble, Moral -  Champeen of the people.  Just as long as -
maybe you can do it and maybe you can't, mr. kane.	Charles!  Your - your breaking this man's neck -  would scarcely explain this note -  Serious consequences for Mr. Kane -  for myself, and for my son.  What does this note mean, Miss -
how do you do?  i came here - and i made mr. kane come with me...  because i recieved this note -	I made Miss - Miss Alexander send you the note.  She was a little unwilling at first -  but she did it.
he's paying for it, emily.  those returns tonight - he's finished. politically -  - socially, everywhere, i guess. i don't know about the papers, but -	If you're asking me to sympathize with him, Brad, you're wasting your time.  There's only one person I'm sorry for, as a matter of fact.  That - that shabby little girl.  I'm really sorry for her, Brad.
i know it is, brad -	He's paying for it, Emily.  Those returns tonight - he's finished. Politically -  - socially, everywhere, I guess. I don't know about the papers, but -
it's - all over -	I know it is, Brad -
brad, i'm -  i'm not an old woman yet -	It's - all over -
emily, you -	Brad, I'm -  I'm not an old woman yet -
maybe i should have - the first time he showed me what a mad dog he really was.	Emily, you -
i know that, emily -	Maybe I should have - the first time he showed me what a mad dog he really was.
there aren't any personal lives for people like us.  he made that very clear to me nine years ago - if i'd thought of my life with charles as a personal life, i'd have left him then -	I know that, Emily -
emily, you're being - a little unfair -  you know what i think of charles' behavior - about your personal lives -	There aren't any personal lives for people like us.  He made that very clear to me nine years ago - If I'd thought of my life with Charles as a personal life, I'd have left him then -
why should anyone vote for him? he's made it quite clear to the people what he thinks of them. children - to be told one thing one day, something else the next, as the whim seizes him.  and they're supposed to be grateful and love and adore him - because he sees to it that they get cheap ice and only pay a nickel in the street cars.	Emily, you're being - a little unfair -  You know what I think of Charles' behavior - about your personal lives -
emily!	Why should anyone vote for him? He's made it quite clear to the people what he thinks of them. Children - to be told one thing one day, something else the next, as the whim seizes him.  And they're supposed to be grateful and love and adore him - because he sees to it that they get cheap ice and only pay a nickel in the street cars.
i'm surprised he got the votes he did.	Emily!
almost two to one -	I'm surprised he got the votes he did.
i'm sorry i sent for you, brad - i didn't -	Chicago is pretty close to New York nowadays - only twenty hours -
emily -	I'm sorry I sent for you, Brad - I didn't -
hello, brad -	Emily -
charles, if you don't listen to reason, it may be too late -	Too late for what?  Too late for you and this -  this public thief to take the love of the people of this state away from me?  Well, you won't do it, I tell you.  You won't do it!
you decided what you were going to do, charles - some time ago.  you can't always have it your own way, regardless of anything else that may have happened.  come on, charles.	Go on!  Get out!  I can fight this thing all alone!
there's only one person in the world to decide what i'm going to do - and that's me.  and if you think - if any of you think -	You decided what you were going to do, Charles - some time ago.  You can't always have it your own way, regardless of anything else that may have happened.  Come on, Charles.
no.	There's only one person in the world to decide what I'm going to do - and that's me.  And if you think - if any of you think -
i don't think so.  are you coming, charles?	No.
oh yes, there is.	I don't think so.  Are you coming, Charles?
i suppose so, but - i'm not afraid of the story.  you can't tell me that the voters of this state -	I'm not interested in the voters of this state right now.  I am interested in - well, Junior, for one thing.
charles, this - this story - doesn't concern only you.  i'll be in it, too, won't i?  and junior?	I suppose so, but - I'm not afraid of the story.  You can't tell me that the voters of this state -
oh, they'll publish it all right. but that's not going to stop me -	Charles, this - this story - doesn't concern only you.  I'll be in it, too, won't I?  And Junior?
i don't see what else you can do, charles.  if he's right - and the papers publish this story he has -	Oh, they'll publish it all right. But that's not going to stop me -
you don't think i'm going to let this blackmailer intimidate me, do you?	I don't see what else you can do, Charles.  If he's right - and the papers publish this story he has -
oh!!	You're a cheap, crooked grafter - and your concern for your children and your mother -
i insist on being told exactly what you have in mind.	I'm going to -  - 185 West 74th Street.
i intend to find out.	I insist on being told exactly what you have in mind.
what's this all about, emily?  i've had a very tiring day and -	It may not be about anything at all.
it can wait.	No, it can't.  Good night, darling.
there's a call i want you to make with me, charles.	It can wait.
but i'd arranged to go home with you myself.	There's a call I want you to make with me, Charles.
i'm sending junior home in the car, charles - with oliver -	But I'd arranged to go home with you myself.
emily - you musn't leave me now - you can't do that to me.	They won't hurt you, darling. Mother's with you!  Mother's looking after you!
here i am, darling...  darling!... darling, it's all right...  mother's here.	Emily - you musn't leave me now - you can't do that to me.
i've tried to tell you, emily. the president's going to be all right.  he had a comfortable night. there's no danger of any kind.	Here I am, darling...  Darling!... Darling, it's all right...  Mother's here.
have they heard from father yet? has he seen -	I've tried to tell you, Emily. The President's going to be all right.  He had a comfortable night. There's no danger of any kind.
please don't talk any more, charles.	Have they heard from father yet? Has he seen -
they won't do anything to junior, darling.  anonymous letter writers -   i've got guards in front of the house, and i'm going to arrange -	Please don't talk any more, Charles.
what do you expect me to do?  what in the world -	Charles.
let's not start all over again, charlie.  we've said everything that can be said.	Susan, don't go!  Susan, please!
don't go, susan.	Let's not start all over again, Charlie.  We've said everything that can be said.
goodbye, charlie.	Don't go, Susan.
you can't stop me.	Goodbye, Charlie.
i won't let you go.	You can't stop me.
- and left?  of course they'll hear.  i'm not saying goodbye - except to you - but i never imagined that people wouldn't know.	I won't let you go.
don't you realize that everybody here is going to know about this? that you've packed your bags and ordered the car and -	- And left?  Of course they'll hear.  I'm not saying goodbye - except to you - but I never imagined that people wouldn't know.
no, you're not.	Yes.
i'm going to leave you.	No, you're not.
i'm not sorry.	I'm going to leave you.
don't tell me you're sorry.	I'm not sorry.
susan, it seems to me -	Don't tell me you're sorry.
you'll never have another chance to hit me again.  i never knew till this minute -	Susan, it seems to me -
you're talking an incredible amount of nonsense, susan.  whatever i do -  i do - because i love you.	Love!  You don't love anybody!  Me or anybody else!  You want to be loved - that's all you want!  I'm Charles Foster Kane.  Whatever you want - just name it and it's yours! Only love me!  Don't expect me to love you -
susan!	You're talking an incredible amount of nonsense, Susan.  Whatever I do -  I do - because I love you.
well, i'm not going to stop it.  i'm going to say exactly what i think.  you've never given me anything.  you've tried to buy me into giving you something.  you're -  - it's like you were bribing me!  that's what it's been from the first moment i met you.  no matter how much it cost you - your time, your money - that's what you've done with everybody you've ever known.  tried to bribe them!	Susan!
susan, i want you to stop this. and right now!	Well, I'm not going to stop it.  I'm going to say exactly what I think.  You've never given me anything.  You've tried to buy me into giving you something.  You're -  - it's like you were bribing me!  That's what it's been from the first moment I met you.  No matter how much it cost you - your time, your money - that's what you've done with everybody you've ever known.  Tried to bribe them!
oh, i don't mean the things you've given me - that don't mean anything to you.  what's the difference between giving me a bracelet or giving somebody else a hundred thousand dollars for a statue you're going to keep crated up and never look at?  it's only money.  it doesn't mean anything. you're not really giving anything that belongs to you, that you care about.	Susan, I want you to stop this. And right now!
susan, i really think -	Oh, I don't mean the things you've given me - that don't mean anything to you.  What's the difference between giving me a bracelet or giving somebody else a hundred thousand dollars for a statue you're going to keep crated up and never look at?  It's only money.  It doesn't mean anything. You're not really giving anything that belongs to you, that you care about.
what you want me to want, you mean. what you've decided i ought to have - what you'd want if you were me. but you've never given me anything that -	Susan, I really think -
as far as you're concerned, susan, i've never wanted anything -  i don't want anything now - except what you want.	What you want me to want, you mean. What you've decided I ought to have - what you'd want if you were me. But you've never given me anything that -
i'll discuss what's on my mind when i want to.  you're not going to keep on running my life the way you want it.	As far as you're concerned, Susan, I've never wanted anything -  I don't want anything now - except what you want.
we can discuss all this some other time, susan.  right now -	I'll discuss what's on my mind when I want to.  You're not going to keep on running my life the way you want it.
i'm not just your wife, i'm a person all by myself - or i ought to be.  i was once.  sometimes you get me to believing i never was.	We can discuss all this some other time, Susan.  Right now -
you're my wife, susan, and -	I'm not just your wife, I'm a person all by myself - or I ought to be.  I was once.  Sometimes you get me to believing I never was.
oh, i'm sick and tired of you telling me what i must and what i musn't do!	You're my wife, Susan, and -
i've got more than a right as far as you're concerned, susan.	Oh, I'm sick and tired of you telling me what I must and what I musn't do!
i'm not going to have my guests insulted, just because you think -  - if people want to bring a drink or two along on a picnic, that's their business.  you've got no right -	I've got more than a right as far as you're concerned, Susan.
you're in a tent, darling.  you're not at home.  and i can hear you very well if you just talk in a normal tone of voice.	I'm not going to have my guests insulted, just because you think -  - if people want to bring a drink or two along on a picnic, that's their business.  You've got no right -
i mean it.  oh, i know i always say i mean it, and then i don't - or you get me so i don't do what i say i'm going to - but -	You're in a tent, darling.  You're not at home.  And I can hear you very well if you just talk in a normal tone of voice.
i was referring to myself.  i thought we might have a picnic tomorrow - it might be a nice change after the wild west party tonight.  invite everybody to go to the everglades -	Invite everybody!  Order everybody, you mean, and make them sleep in tents!  Who wants to sleep in tents when they have a nice room of their own - with their own bath, where they know where everything is?
it's not a habit.  i do it because i like it.	I was referring to myself.  I thought we might have a picnic tomorrow - it might be a nice change after the Wild West party tonight.  Invite everybody to go to the Everglades -
you may be right -  i sometimes wonder - but you get into the habit -	It's not a habit.  I do it because I like it.
it makes a whole lot more sense than collecting venuses.	You may be right -  I sometimes wonder - but you get into the habit -
you always said you wanted to live in a palace.	Can't we go back, Charlie?
hurray for the bulldog!  half past eleven!  the shows have just let out.  people are going to night clubs and restaurants.  of course, we're different.  we live in a palace - at the end of the world.	You always said you wanted to live in a palace.
yes.  the bulldog's just gone to press.	Hurray for the bulldog!  Half past eleven!  The shows have just let out.  People are going to night clubs and restaurants.  Of course, we're different.  We live in a palace - at the end of the world.
at night?	Yes.  The bulldog's just gone to press.
half past eleven.	At night?
i mean in new york.	Half past eleven.
half past eleven.	I mean in New York.
charlie!  i said, what time is it?	Half past eleven.
i couldn't make you see how i felt, charlie.  i just couldn't -  i couldn't go threw with singing again. you don't know what it means to feel - to know that people - that an audience don't want you.  that if you haven't got what they want - a real voice - they just don't care about you.  even when they're polite - and they don't laugh or get restless or - you know... they don't want you.  they just 0	That's when you've got to fight them. That's when you've got to make them. That's -
oh, no, that's all gone.	Then you have no alibi at all. Please sing.
don't tell me your toothache is bothering you again?	Oh, no, that's all gone.
well, i -	Don't tell me your toothache is bothering you again?
yes, i would.  that's why i asked.	Well, I -
oh, you wouldn't want to hear me sing.	Yes, I would.  That's why I asked.
would you sing for me?	Oh, you wouldn't want to hear me sing.
as a matter of fact, i do sing a little.	Would you sing for me?
yes -	As a matter of fact, I do sing a little.
oh, no!  nothing like that.  mother always thought - she used to talk about grand opera for me.  imagine! an american girl, for one thing - and then my voice isn't really that kind anyway, it's just that mother - you know what mothers are like.	Yes -
what happened to the singing? you're not in a show, are you?	Oh, no!  Nothing like that.  Mother always thought - she used to talk about Grand Opera for me.  Imagine! An American girl, for one thing - and then my voice isn't really that kind anyway, it's just that Mother - you know what mothers are like.
i want to be a singer.  i mean, i didn't.  mother did for me.	What happened to the singing? You're not in a show, are you?
is that what you want to do?	I want to be a singer.  I mean, I didn't.  Mother did for me.
i work at seligman's.	Is that what you want to do?
that's a ripe old age -  what do you do?	I work at Seligman's.
pretty old.  i'll be twenty-two in august.	That's a ripe old age -  What do you do?
i didn't think you did.  if you had, i wouldn't have asked you again, because i'd have remembered. how old?	Pretty old.  I'll be twenty-two in August.
i didn't say.	I didn't think you did.  If you had, I wouldn't have asked you again, because I'd have remembered. How old?
how old did you say you were?	I didn't say.
oh, me -	How old did you say you were?
who am i?  well, let's see.  charles foster kane was born in new salem, colorado in eighteen six -  i run a couple of newspapers.  how about you?	Oh, me -
i didn't run into you and i bet they're not your sunday clothes. you've probably got a lot of clothes.	I was only joking!  This evening I was on my way to the Western Manhattan Warehouses - in search of my youth.
and i know too many people.  obviously, we're both lonely.  would you like to know where i was going tonight - when you ran into me and ruined my sunday clothes?	I didn't run into you and I bet they're not your Sunday clothes. You've probably got a lot of clothes.
you've been wonderful!  i can't tell you how glad i am you're here, i don't know many people and -	And I know too many people.  Obviously, we're both lonely.  Would you like to know where I was going tonight - when you ran into me and ruined my Sunday clothes?
but you like me, don't you?  even though you don't know who i am?	You've been wonderful!  I can't tell you how glad I am you're here, I don't know many people and -
no.  that is, i bet it turns out i've heard your name a million times, only you know how it is -	But you like me, don't you?  Even though you don't know who I am?
you really don't know who i am?	No.  That is, I bet it turns out I've heard your name a million times, only you know how it is -
excuse me, mr. kane.  i know this takes a lot of nerve, but - who are you?  i mean - i'm pretty ignorant, i guess you caught on to that -	You really don't know who I am?
you're getting farther away all the time.  it's a duck.	Excuse me, Mr. Kane.  I know this takes a lot of nerve, but - who are you?  I mean - I'm pretty ignorant, I guess you caught on to that -
a rooster?	You're getting farther away all the time.  It's a duck.
no.  but you're close.	A rooster?
a chicken?	No.  But you're close.
i've got a brush in the closet.  as soon as the mud on your trousers is all dry - you just brush it off.	I'll get these streets fixed, if it's the last thing I do.
thanks.	I've got a brush in the closet.  As soon as the mud on your trousers is all dry - you just brush it off.
on the chiffonier.  here.	Thanks.
where's the towel?	On the chiffonier.  Here.
i know...  but you do look so silly.	Where's the towel?
i can't stay here all night chasing your pain away.	I know...  But you do look so silly.
oh!	I can't stay here all night chasing your pain away.
i always like to see the funny side of things.  no sense crying when you don't have to.  and you're so funny.  looking at you, i forget all about my toothache.	Oh!
you're very easily amused.	I always like to see the funny side of things.  No sense crying when you don't have to.  And you're so funny.  Looking at you, I forget all about my toothache.
in the water.	You're very easily amused.
where's the soap?	In the water.
no.  they've passed on.	Where's the soap?
i'm sorry.  they live here, too?	No.  They've passed on.
hey, you should be more careful. that's my ma and pa.	I'm sorry.  They live here, too?
if you want to come in and wash your face -  i can get you some hot water to get that dirt off your trousers -	Thanks.
you're no venus de milo.	If you want to come in and wash your face -  I can get you some hot water to get that dirt off your trousers -
oh!	You're no Venus de Milo.
you are.  you look like you've been making mud pies.	Oh!
what's funny now?	You are.  You look like you've been making mud pies.
if these sidewalks were kept in condition - instead of the money going to some cheap grafter -	What's funny now?
you've got some on your face.	If these sidewalks were kept in condition - instead of the money going to some cheap grafter -
hmm!	You've got some on your face.
toothache.	Hmm!
what's the matter with you?	Toothache.
ow!	What's the matter with you?
charlie, please don't -	What are you waiting here for? Why don't you go?
get out, both of you!	Charlie, please don't -
charlie, you're just excited.  you don't realize -	I know exactly what I'm doing.  Get out!
you can't blackmail me, rogers, you can't -	Charlie, he said, unless you withdrew your name -
i can't tell you the things he said, charlie.  you haven't got any idea -	Rogers, I don't think I will postpone doing something about you until I'm elected.  To start with, I'll break your neck.
you're the greatest fool i've ever known, kane.  if it was anybody else, i'd say what's going to happen to you would be a lesson to you.  only you're going to need more than one lesson. and you're going to get more than one lesson.	Don't you worry about me.  I'm Charles Foster Kane.  I'm no cheap, crooked politician, trying to save himself from the consequences of his crimes -
get out!  i've got nothing to talk to you about.  if you want to see me, have the warden write me a letter.	I see!
you're making a bigger fool of yourself than i thought you would, mr. kane.  you're licked.  why don't you -	Get out!  I've got nothing to talk to you about.  If you want to see me, have the Warden write me a letter.
you do anything you want to do. the people of this state can decide which one of us to trust.  if you want to know, they've already decided. the election tuesday'll be only -	Mrs. Kane, I'm not asking you to believe me.  I'd like to show you -
anything you say, mr. kane.  only we're talking now about what you are.  that's what the note is about, mrs. kane.  now i'm going to lay all my cards on the table.  i'm fighting for my life.  not just my political life.  my life.  if your husband is elected governor -	I'm going to be elected governor. And the first thing I'm going to do -
in case you don't know, emily, this - this gentleman -  is -	I'm not a gentleman, Mrs. Kane, and your husband is just trying to be funny calling me one.  I don't even know what a gentleman is.  You see, my idea of a gentleman, Mrs. Kane - well, if I owned a newspaper and if I didn't like the way somebody else was doing things - some politican, say - I'd fight them with everything I had.  Only I wouldn't show him in a convict suit, with stripes - so his children could see the picture in the paper.  Or his mother.  It's pretty clear - I'm not a gentleman.
she doesn't know, mrs. kane.  she just sent it - because i made her see it wouldn't be smart for her not to send it.	In case you don't know, Emily, this - this gentleman -  is -
i'm much obliged, mr. president, for your concern about me.  however, i happen to be concerned at this moment with the matter of extensive oil lands belonging to the people of the united states, and i say that if this lease goes through, the property of the people of the united states goes into the hands of -	You've made your point perfectly clear, Mr. Kane.  Good day.
i understand that you have political ambitions.  unfortunately, you seem incapable of allowing any other opinion but your own -	I'm much obliged, Mr. President, for your concern about me.  However, I happen to be concerned at this moment with the matter of extensive oil lands belonging to the people of the United States, and I say that if this lease goes through, the property of the people of the United States goes into the hands of -
thanks.	I understand that you have political ambitions.  Unfortunately, you seem incapable of allowing any other opinion but your own -
i know the facts, mr. kane.  and i happen to have the incredible insolence to differ with you as to what they mean.  you're a man of great talents, mr. kane.	Thanks.
it's the only vein i know.  i tell the facts the way i see them.  and any man that knows that facts -	I know the facts, Mr. Kane.  And I happen to have the incredible insolence to differ with you as to what they mean.  You're a man of great talents, Mr. Kane.
i must refuse to allow you to continue in this vein, mr. kane.	It's the only vein I know.  I tell the facts the way I see them.  And any man that knows that facts -
i'm not suggesting anything, mr. president!  i've come here to tell you that, unless some action is taken promptly - and you are the only one who can take it - the oil that is the property of the people of this country will be turned over for a song to a gang of high-pressure crooks!	I must refuse to allow you to continue in this vein, Mr. Kane.
it is the unanimous opinion of my cabinent - in which i concur - that the proposed leases are in the best interests of the governement and the people.  you are not, i hope, suggesting that these interests are not indentical?	I'm not suggesting anything, Mr. President!  I've come here to tell you that, unless some action is taken promptly - and you are the only one who can take it - the oil that is the property of the people of this country will be turned over for a song to a gang of high-pressure crooks!
mr. kane, how can i persuade you -	You can't.
if you're interested in what people say, signor matisti, i may be able to enlighten you a bit.  the newspapers, for instance.  i'm an authority on what the papers will say, signor matisti, because i own eight of them between here and san francisco...  it's all right, dear. signor matisti is going to listen to reason.  aren't you, maestro?	Mr. Kane, how can I persuade you -
but, it is impossible.  i will be the laughingstock of the musical world!  people will say -	If you're interested in what people say, Signor Matisti, I may be able to enlighten you a bit.  The newspapers, for instance.  I'm an authority on what the papers will say, Signor Matisti, because I own eight of them between here and San Francisco...  It's all right, dear. Signor Matisti is going to listen to reason.  Aren't you, maestro?
your job isn't to give mrs. kane your opinion of her talents. you're supposed to train her voice. nothing more.	But, it is impossible.  I will be the laughingstock of the musical world!  People will say -
impossible!  impossible!	Your job isn't to give Mrs. Kane your opinion of her talents. You're supposed to train her voice. Nothing more.
i happened to see your consolidated statement yesterday, charles.  could i not suggest to you that it is unwise for you to continue this philanthropic enterprise -  this enquirer - that is costing you one million dollars a year?	You're right.  We did lose a million dollars last year.
charles, my time is too valuable for me -	On the other hand -  I am the publisher of the Enquirer. As such, it is my duty - I'll let you in on a little secret, it is also my pleasure - to see to it that decent, hard-working people of this city are not robbed blind by a group of money- mad pirates because, God help them, they have no one to look after their interests!  I'll let you in on another little secret, Mr. Thatcher.  I think I'm the man to do it.  You see, I have money and property -
as charles foster kane, who has    eighty- two thousand, six hundred and thirty-one shares of metropolitan transfer - you see, i do have a rough idea of my holdings - i sympathize with you.  charles foster kane is a dangerous scoundrel, his paper should be run out of town and a committee should be formed to boycott him.  you may, if you can form such a committee, put me down for a contribution of one thousand dollars.	Charles, my time is too valuable for me -
the trouble is, mr. thatcher, you don't realize you're talking to two people.	As Charles Foster Kane, who has    eighty- two thousand, six hundred and thirty-one shares of Metropolitan Transfer - you see, I do have a rough idea of my holdings - I sympathize with you.  Charles Foster Kane is a dangerous scoundrel, his paper should be run out of town and a committee should be formed to boycott him.  You may, if you can form such a committee, put me down for a contribution of one thousand dollars.
they're all part of your general attack - your senseless attack - on everything and everybody who's got more than ten cents in his pocket. they're -	The trouble is, Mr. Thatcher, you don't realize you're talking to two people.
mr. thatcher, isn't everything i've been saying in the enquirer about the traction trust absolutely true?	They're all part of your general attack - your senseless attack - on everything and everybody who's got more than ten cents in his pocket. They're -
i came to see you, charles, about your - about the enquirer's campaign against the metropolitan transfer company.	Won't you step into my office, Mr. Thatcher?
you see!  there hasn't been a true word -	I think we'll have to send our friend Wheeler a cable, Mr. Bernstein.  Of course, we'll have to make it shorter than his, because he's working on an expense account and we're not.  Let me see -  Mike!
"enemy armada off jersey coast."  you know you haven't the slightest proof that this - this armada - is off the jersey coast.	Can you prove it isn't?
i don't know how to run a newspaper, mr. thatcher.  i just try everything i can think of.	"Enemy Armada Off Jersey Coast."  You know you haven't the slightest proof that this - this armada - is off the Jersey Coast.
is that really your idea of how to run a newspaper?	I don't know how to run a newspaper, Mr. Thatcher.  I just try everything I can think of.
your mother won't be going right away, charles -	Where'm I going?
you goin', mom?	Your mother won't be going right away, Charles -
no, i don't, mr. kane.	I didn't used to be afraid of it.
he was dead...  that's a poem.  do you know what it means?	No, I don't, Mr. Kane.
how did you get him to part with it, mr. kane?	He was dead...  That's a poem.  Do you know what it means?
persia.  it belonged to a king.	How did you get him to part with it, Mr. Kane?
it's a wall you bought in china, mr. kane.	Persia.  It belonged to a king.
do you know what that is?	It's a wall you bought in China, Mr. Kane.
oh, yes, sir.	Do you know what that is?
not my wife - not either of them.	Oh, yes, sir.
yes, mr. kane.	Not my wife - not either of them.
mrs. kane liked poetry -	Yes, Mr. Kane.
can't say, sir.	Mrs. Kane liked poetry -
do you like poetry, raymond?	Can't say, sir.
raymond -	Yes, sir -
lock it - and keep it locked.	Raymond -
yes, sir.	Lock it - and keep it locked.
close the door, raymond.	Yes, sir.
is mrs. kane -	Marie has been packing since morning, Mr. Kane.
all right.	Is Mrs. Kane -
mrs. kane would like to see you, mr. kane.	All right.
get dr. corey.	Yes, sir.
hello, brad.	Hello, Charlie -  I didn't know we were speaking.
well, you've been getting a pretty low salary here in new york.  it seems to me that the new dramatic critic of our chicago paper should get what he's worth.	I couldn't possibly live on as little as that, Charlie.  We'll let the salary stay where it is.
yes.	Well, you've been getting a pretty low salary here in New York.  It seems to me that the new dramatic critic of our Chicago paper should get what he's worth.
you still want to be transferred to the other paper?	Yes.
i know you will.	Hey, Brad!  I've been analyzed an awful lot tonight - let's have another brandy.
she can leave me.  as a matter of fact, i've already left her.  don't worry, brad - i'll live.	I know you will.
it's simpler than that, brad.  a society girl can't stand the gaff, that's all.  other things are important to her - social position, what they're saying on the front porches at southampton, is it going to be embarrassing to meet somebody or the other at dinner -	She can leave me.  As a matter of fact, I've already left her.  Don't worry, Brad - I'll live.
you want love on your own terms, don't you, charlie -  love according to your own rules. and if anything goes wrong and you're hurt - then the game stops, and you've got to be soothed and nursed, no matter what else is happening - and no matter who else is hurt!	It's simpler than that, Brad.  A society girl can't stand the gaff, that's all.  Other things are important to her - social position, what they're saying on the front porches at Southampton, is it going to be embarrassing to meet somebody or the other at dinner -
nothing - if she dosen't love me -	You want love on your own terms, don't you, Charlie -  Love according to your own rules. And if anything goes wrong and you're hurt - then the game stops, and you've got to be soothed and nursed, no matter what else is happening - and no matter who else is hurt!
that's all right.  what are you going to do about emily?	Nothing - if she dosen't love me -
you're not going to like it in chicago.  they wind comes howling in from the lake.  and there's practically no opera season at all - and the lord only knows whether they've ever heard of lobster newburg -	That's all right.  What are you going to do about Emily?
yes.  now, will you let me go to chicago?	You're not going to like it in Chicago.  They wind comes howling in from the lake.  And there's practically no opera season at all - and the Lord only knows whether they've ever heard of Lobster Newburg -
are you finished?	Yes.  Now, will you let me go to Chicago?
you talk about the people of the united states as though they belonged to you.  when you find out they don't think they are, you'll lose interest.  you talk about giving them their rights as though you could make a present of liberty. remember the working man?  you used to defend him quite a good deal. well, he's turning into something called organized labor and you don't like that at all.  and listen, when your precious underprivileged really get together - that's going to add up to something bigger than - than your privilege and then i don't know what you'll do - sail away to a desert island, probably, and lord it over the monkeys.	Are you finished?
you almost convince me.  i'm just drunk enough to tell you the truth.  i have to be a little drunk for that because i'm a coward.  you know that.  that's why you keep me around.  you only associate with your inferiors, charlie.  i guess that's why you ran away from emily.  because you can't stand the company of your equals.  you don't like to admit they exist - the other big people in your world are dead. i told you that.	You talk about the people of the United States as though they belonged to you.  When you find out they don't think they are, you'll lose interest.  You talk about giving them their rights as though you could make a present of liberty. Remember the working man?  You used to defend him quite a good deal. Well, he's turning into something called organized labor and you don't like that at all.  And listen, when your precious underprivileged really get together - that's going to add up to something bigger than - than your privilege and then I don't know what you'll do - sail away to a desert island, probably, and lord it over the monkeys.
the personal note is all there is to it.  it's all there ever is to it.  it's all there every is to anything!  stupidity in our government, complacency and self-satisfaction and unwillingness to believe that anything done by a certain class of people can be wrong - you can't fight those things impersonally. they're not impersonal crimes against people.  they're being done by actual persons - with actual names and positions and - the right of the american people to own their own country is not an academic issue, brad, that you debate - and then the judges retire to return a verdict and the winners give a dinner for the losers.	You almost convince me.  I'm just drunk enough to tell you the truth.  I have to be a little drunk for that because I'm a coward.  You know that.  That's why you keep me around.  You only associate with your inferiors, Charlie.  I guess that's why you ran away from Emily.  Because you can't stand the company of your equals.  You don't like to admit they exist - the other big people in your world are dead. I told you that.
there's no reason why this - this savage personal note -	The personal note is all there is to it.  It's all there ever is to it.  It's all there every is to anything!  Stupidity in our government, complacency and self-satisfaction and unwillingness to believe that anything done by a certain class of people can be wrong - you can't fight those things impersonally. They're not impersonal crimes against people.  They're being done by actual persons - with actual names and positions and - the right of the American people to own their own country is not an academic issue, Brad, that you debate - and then the judges retire to return a verdict and the winners give a dinner for the losers.
do you think the "enquirer" shouldn't have campaigned against the oil leases?	You might have made the whole thing less personal!
she hasn't any friends left sine you started this oil business, and she never sees you.	Do you think the "Enquirer" shouldn't have campaigned against the oil leases?
why is she leaving me?	She hasn't any friends left sine you started this oil business, and she never sees you.
sure i am.  she wants full custody of the child no matter what happens. if you won't agree to that, she'll apply for a divorce regardless of the president's wishes.  i can't tell her she's wrong, because she isn't wrong -	Why is she leaving me?
brad, you are drunk.	Sure I am.  She wants full custody of the child no matter what happens. If you won't agree to that, she'll apply for a divorce regardless of the President's wishes.  I can't tell her she's wrong, because she isn't wrong -
emily's going south next week with the child.  as far as anybody's to know, it's a holiday.  when they get back -	Brad, you are drunk.
she was going to leave you anyway -	Emily's going south next week with the child.  As far as anybody's to know, it's a holiday.  When they get back -
i don't think so, brad.  we've just had word that the president is out of danger.  it seems i didn't kill him after all.	She was going to leave you anyway -
she's going to leave you -	I don't think so, Brad.  We've just had word that the President is out of danger.  It seems I didn't kill him after all.
all right.	She's going to leave you -
no, that won't help.  besides, you never get drunk.  i wanted to talk about you and emily.	All right.
i'll tell you what i'll do, brad - i'll get drunk, too - maybe that'll help.	No, that won't help.  Besides, you never get drunk.  I wanted to talk about you and Emily.
i want to be transferred to the new paper.  you've been saying yourself you wish you had somebody to -  that's not what i wanted to talk about.	I'll tell you what I'll do, Brad - I'll get drunk, too - maybe that'll help.
why, brad?	I want to be transferred to the new paper.  You've been saying yourself you wish you had somebody to -  That's not what I wanted to talk about.
charlie, it's just no go.  we can't agree anymore.  i wish you'd let me go to chicago.	Why, Brad?
first of all, i will not write a good review of a play because somebody paid a thousand dollars for an advertisement in the "enquirer."	That's just a little promotion scheme. Nobody expects you -  Mike, will you try and get Mr. Leland some coffee?
i'll get you some coffee.	First of all, I will not write a good review of a play because somebody paid a thousand dollars for an advertisement in the "Enquirer."
i'm drunk.	I'll get you some coffee.
what's wrong, brad?	I'm drunk.
first of all -	What's wrong, Brad?
i'd like to talk to you about that.	Go ahead.
i've got to think of emily -	I'd like to talk to you about that.
what?	I've got to think of Emily -
i don't have to.  i run a newspaper with half a million readers and they're getting a martyred president this morning with their breakfast. i can't help that.  besides, they all know i'm married to his niece.  i've got to think of her.	What?
charlie!  now you're not making sense.	I don't have to.  I run a newspaper with half a million readers and they're getting a martyred president this morning with their breakfast. I can't help that.  Besides, they all know I'm married to his niece.  I've got to think of her.
what lesson?  not to expose fraud when i see it?  not to fight for the right of the people to own their own property?  run it the way i said, reilly - "this afternoon a great man was assassinated -"	Charlie!  Now you're not making sense.
there are the people of the united states, and they are blaming you - oh, i know it doesn't make any sense, but at least you can learn a lesson from it.	What lesson?  Not to expose fraud when I see it?  Not to fight for the right of the people to own their own property?  Run it the way I said, Reilly - "This afternoon a great man was assassinated -"
look out that window.	There are the people of the United States, and they are blaming you - Oh, I know it doesn't make any sense, but at least you can learn a lesson from it.
oil belonging to the people of the united states was leased out for a song to a gang of high-pressure crooks -  nobody can blame me because -	Look out that window.
charlie!	Oil belonging to the people of the United States was leased out for a song to a gang of high-pressure crooks -  Nobody can blame me because -
they're true!  everything i said! witholding that veto was treason!	Charlie!
you've said a lot of things about the president in the last few months.	They're true!  Everything I said! Witholding that veto was treason!
i said treason was a capital offense punishable by death -	You've said a lot of things about the President in the last few months.
- and that copy of the "enquirer" said the president should be killed.	I said treason was a capital offense punishable by death -
because the crackpot who did it had a copy of the "enquirer" in his pocket?	- and that copy of the "Enquirer" said the President should be killed.
yesterday morning you called the president a traitor.  what do you think that crowd is doing down there?  they think you murdered him.	Because the crackpot who did it had a copy of the "Enquirer" in his pocket?
what do you mean by that?	Yesterday morning you called the President a traitor.  What do you think that crowd is doing down there?  They think you murdered him.
why not?	Why not?  Well - nobody's a great man in your estimation until he's dead.
do you think you're the one who should call him a great man?	Why not?
yes?	Do you think you're the one who should call him a great man?
charlie -	Yes?
take dictation -  front page editorial -  "this afternoon a great man was assassinated.  he was the president of the united states -"	Charlie -
it doesn't make any difference about me, but one of these days you're going to find out that all this charm of yours won't be enough -	You're wrong.  It does make a difference to you -  Rector's, Brad?  Come to think of it, I don't blame you for not wanting to be a war correspondent.  You won't miss anything.  It isn't much of a war. Besides, they tell me there isn't a decent restaurant on the whole island.
yes?	It doesn't make any difference about me, but one of these days you're going to find out that all this charm of yours won't be enough -
charlie -	Yes?
you start tomorrow night.  richard carl in "the spring chicken."  i'll get us some girls.  you get tickets.  a drama critic gets them free, you know.  rector's at seven?	Charlie -
i'd like that.	You start tomorrow night.  Richard Carl in "The Spring Chicken."  I'll get us some girls.  You get tickets.  A drama critic gets them free, you know.  Rector's at seven?
you don't want to be a war correspondent - how about being a dramatic critic?	I'd like that.
good.	You don't want to be a war correspondent - how about being a dramatic critic?
i mean i've got a job for you.	Good.
yes?	I mean I've got a job for you.
say, brad.  i've got an idea.	Yes?
they do it only because you do!	And I do it because they do it, and they do it - it's a vicious circle, isn't it?  I'm going over to Georgie's, Brad - you know, Georgie, don't you?
how would the "enquirer" look with no news about this non-existent war - with benton, pulitzer and heart devoting twenty columns a day to it?	They do it only because you do!
charles, i tell you there is no war! there's a condition that should be remedied - but between that and a -	How would the "Enquirer" look with no news about this non-existent war - with Benton, Pulitzer and Heart devoting twenty columns a day to it?
but there is no front, charlie. there's a very doubtful civil war. besides, i don't want the job.	All right, Brad, all right - you don't have to be a war correspondent unless you want to - I'd want to.  Hello, Georgie.
it'll be our first foreign war in fifty years, brad.  we'll cover it the way the "hickville gazette" covers the church social!  the names of everybody there; what they wore; what they ate; who won the prizes; who gave the prizes -  i tell you, brad, i envy you.  by bradford leland, the "enquirer's" special correspondent at the front. i'm almost tempted -	But there is no Front, Charlie. There's a very doubtful civil war. Besides, I don't want the job.
our readers are, anyway, i don't know about the rest of the country.	It'll be our first foreign war in fifty years, Brad.  We'll cover it the way the "Hickville Gazette" covers the church social!  The names of everybody there; what they wore; what they ate; who won the prizes; who gave the prizes -  I tell you, Brad, I envy you.  By Bradford Leland, the "Enquirer's" Special Correspondent at the Front. I'm almost tempted -
well, gentlemen, are we going to war?	Our readers are, anyway, I don't know about the rest of the country.
the "chronicle" is a good newspaper.	It's a good idea for a newspaper.  Four hundred sixy thousand.
that's the second sentence you've started with "i" -	People are going to know who's responsible.  And they're going to get the news - the true news - quickly and simply and entertainingly.  And no special interests will be allowed to interfere with the truth of that news.
i've changed the front page a little, mr. bernstein.  that's not enough - there's something i've got to get into this paper besides pictures and print -  i've got to make the "new york enquirer" as important to new york as the gas in that light.	What're you going to do, Charlie?
it's been a tough day.	A wasted day.
tired?	It's been a tough day.
poor mr. carter!	What makes those fellows think that a newspaper is something rigid, something inflexible, that people are supposed to pay two cents for -
rogers isn't even pretending.  he isn't just scared anymore.  he's sick.  frank norris told me last night he hasn't known rogers to be that worried in twenty-five years.	I think it's beginning to dawn on Mr. Rogers that I mean what I say. With Mr. Rogers out of the way, Reilly, I think we may really begin to hope for a good government in this state.  Well, Mr. Bernstein?
it does seem too good to be true, doesn't it, mr. bernstein?	Rogers isn't even pretending.  He isn't just scared anymore.  He's sick.  Frank Norris told me last night he hasn't known Rogers to be that worried in twenty-five years.
oh, yes, the bonus.	It was for twenty-five thousand dollars.
you made it out to him last week after he left for chicago.	Oh, yes, the bonus.
what check?	You made it out to him last week after he left for Chicago.
mr. leland sent back that check.	What check?
we'll withdraw support completely. anything else?	Mr. Leland sent back that check.
maybe we'd better wait for more word on the president's condition.	What do you mean by that?
that's what you think, is it, jim?	Yes.
sorry, mr. thatcher!  what the kid needs is a good thrashing!	That's what you think, is it, Jim?
you're going to live with mr. thatcher from now on, charlie!  you're going to be rich.  your ma figures - that is, er - she and i have decided that this isn't the place for you to grow up in. you'll probably be the richest man in america someday and you ought to -	You won't be lonely, Charles...
mr. thatcher is going to take you on a trip with him tonight, charles. you'll be leaving on number ten.	That's the train with all the lights.
well, let's hope it's all for the best.	It is.  Go on, Mr. Thatcher -
it's going to be done exactly the way i've told mr. thatcher -	If I want to, I can go to court. A father has a right to -
you people seem to forget that i'm the boy's father.	It's going to be done exactly the way I've told Mr. Thatcher -
i'll sign those papers -	You people seem to forget that I'm the boy's father.
sure, mr. leland.  i'll be glad to.	Hey, Nurse!
on your way out, stop at a cigar store, will you, and send me up a couple of cigars?	Sure, Mr. Leland.  I'll be glad to.
sure.	On your way out, stop at a cigar store, will you, and send me up a couple of cigars?
i don't know.  he was disappointed in the world.  so he built one of his own -  an absolute monarchy -  it was something bigger than an opera house anyway -  nurse!  say, i'll tell you one thing you can do for me, young fellow.	Sure.
that must have been love.	I don't know.  He was disappointed in the world.  So he built one of his own -  An absolute monarchy -  It was something bigger than an opera house anyway -  Nurse!  Say, I'll tell you one thing you can do for me, young fellow.
i guess maybe i'm not as hard to see through as i think.  anyway, i never even answered his letter. maybe i should have.  i guess he was pretty lonely down there those last years.  he hadn't finished it when she left him - he never finished it - he never finished anything.  of course, he built it for her -	That must have been love.
yes.	I guess maybe I'm not as hard to see through as I think.  Anyway, I never even answered his letter. Maybe I should have.  I guess he was pretty lonely down there those last years.  He hadn't finished it when she left him - he never finished it - he never finished anything.  Of course, he built it for her -
well, that's about all there is - and i'm getting chills.  hey, nurse!  five years ago, he wrote from that place of his down south -  - you know.  shangri-la?  el dorado?  sloppy joe's?  what's the name of that place?  you know...  all right. xanadu.  i knew what it was all the time.  you caught on, didn't you?	Yes.
was he in love?	He married for love -  That's why he did everything.  That's why he went into politics.  It seems we weren't enough.  He wanted all the voters to love him, too.  All he really wanted out of life was love. That's Charlie's story - it's the story of how he lost it.  You see, he just didn't have any to give.  He loved Charlie Kane, of course, very dearly - and his mother, I guess he always loved her.  As for Emily - well, all I can tell you is Emily's story as she told it to me, which probably isn't fair - there's supposed to be two sides to every story - and I guess there are.  I guess there's more than two sides -
brief marriage!  ten years!	Was he in love?
i am in receipt of your favor of yesterday.  i beg you to do me the courtesy of accepting my assurance that mrs. whitehall cannot be induced to contribute any more information on the career of charles foster kane. she has authorized me to state on previous occasions that she regards their brief marriage as a distateful episode in her life that she prefers to forget.  with assurances of the highest esteem -	Brief marriage!  Ten years!
he knows the first mrs. kane socially -  that's the answer we got.	I am in receipt of your favor of yesterday.  I beg you to do me the courtesy of accepting my assurance that Mrs. Whitehall cannot be induced to contribute any more information on the career of Charles Foster Kane. She has authorized me to state on previous occasions that she regards their brief marriage as a distateful episode in her life that she prefers to forget.  With assurances of the highest esteem -
oh, yes.  i know about mr. rawlston.	He knows the first Mrs. Kane socially -  That's the answer we got.
rawlston is my boss.	Oh, yes.  I know about Mr. Rawlston.
david, grobleski & davis -  my dear rawlston -	Rawlston is my boss.
it's a letter from her lawyers.	David, Grobleski & Davis -  My dear Rawlston -
what's this?	It's a letter from her lawyers.
maybe you could remember something that -	I can remember everything.  That's my curse, young man.  It's the greatest curse that's ever been inflicted on the human race.  Memory -  I was his oldest friend.  As far as I was concerned, he behaved like swine.  Maybe I wasnt' his friend.  If I wasn't, he never had one.  Maybe I was what nowadays you call a stooge -
never mind -  bernstein told you about the first days at the office, didn't he?  well, charlie was a bad newspaper man even then.  he entertained his readers, but he never told them the truth.	Maybe you could remember something that -
sorry, mr. leland.	Never mind -  Bernstein told you about the first days at the office, didn't he?  Well, Charlie was a bad newspaper man even then.  He entertained his readers, but he never told them the truth.
you don't happen to have a cigar, do you?  i've got a young physician - must remember to ask to see his license - the odds are a hundred to one he hasn't got one - who thinks i'm going to stop smoking...  i changed the subject, didn't i?  dear, dear!  what a disagreeable old man i've become.  you want to know what i think of charlie kane?  well - i suppose he has some private sort of greatness. but he kept it to himself.  he never - gave himself away -  he never gave anything away.  he just - left you a tip.  he had a generous mind.  i don't suppose anybody ever had so many opinions.  that was because he had the power to express them, and charlie lived on power and the excitement of using it -  but he didn't believe in anything except charlie kane.  he never had a conviction in his life.  i guess he died without one -  that must have been pretty unpleasant.  of course, a lot of us check out with no special conviction about death.  but we do know what we're leaving ... we believe in something.  you're absolutely sure you haven't got a cigar?	Sorry, Mr. Leland.
mr. leland, you were -	You don't happen to have a cigar, do you?  I've got a young physician - must remember to ask to see his license - the odds are a hundred to one he hasn't got one - who thinks I'm going to stop smoking...  I changed the subject, didn't I?  Dear, dear!  What a disagreeable old man I've become.  You want to know what I think of Charlie Kane?  Well - I suppose he has some private sort of greatness. But he kept it to himself.  He never - gave himself away -  He never gave anything away.  He just - left you a tip.  He had a generous mind.  I don't suppose anybody ever had so many opinions.  That was because he had the power to express them, and Charlie lived on power and the excitement of using it -  But he didn't believe in anything except Charlie Kane.  He never had a conviction in his life.  I guess he died without one -  That must have been pretty unpleasant.  Of course, a lot of us check out with no special conviction about death.  But we do know what we're leaving ... we believe in something.  You're absolutely sure you haven't got a cigar?
this is mr. thatcher, charles.	How do you do, Charles?
charles, my name is mr. thatcher -	This is Mr. Thatcher, Charles.
where do i sign, mr. thatcher?	Right here, Mrs. Kane.
we will assume full management of the colorado lode - of which you, mrs. kane, are the sole owner.	Where do I sign, Mr. Thatcher?
i want you to stop all this nonsense, jim.	We will assume full management of the Colorado Lode - of which you, Mrs. Kane, are the sole owner.
i want you to stop all this nonsense, jim.	The Bank's decision in all matters concerning his education, his place of residence and similar subjects will be final.
turn that thing off, will you?  it's driving me nuts!  what's rosebud?	Kane's last words, aren't they, Jerry?  That was Jerry's angle, wasn't it, Jerry? Did you ever find out what it means, Jerry?
or rosebud?  how about it, jerry?	Turn that thing off, will you?  It's driving me nuts!  What's Rosebud?
anything and everything - he was a regular crow.	I wonder -  You put all this together - the palaces and the paintings and the toys and everything - what would it spell?
there's a part of a scotch castle over there, but we haven't bothered to unwrap it.	I wonder how they put all those pieces together?
yeah, all in crates.	There's a part of a Scotch castle over there, but we haven't bothered to unwrap it.
i'll get to it right away, mr. rawlston.	Good!
nothing is ever better than finding out what makes people tick.  go after the people that knew kane well.  that manager of his - the little guy, bernstein, those two wives, all the people who knew him, had worked for him, who loved him, who hated his guts -  i don't mean go through the city directory, of course -	I'll get to it right away, Mr. Rawlston.
but don't you think if we release it now - he's only been dead four days - it might be better than if -	Nothing is ever better than finding out what makes people tick.  Go after the people that knew Kane well.  That manager of his - the little guy, Bernstein, those two wives, all the people who knew him, had worked for him, who loved him, who hated his guts -  I don't mean go through the City Directory, of course -
hold this thing up for a week.  two weeks if you have to...	But don't you think if we release it now - he's only been dead four days - it might be better than if -
yes, sir.	Hold this thing up for a week.  Two weeks if you have to...
thompson!	Yes, sir.
i know, but -	All we saw on that screen was a big American -
ask the question anyway, thompson! build the picture around the question, even if you can't answer it.	I know, but -
yes, and maybe he didn't.	Ask the question anyway, Thompson! Build the picture around the question, even if you can't answer it.
the banks are out of luck, eh?	Oh, I don't know.  They'll clear all right.
millions - if anybody wants it.	The banks are out of luck, eh?
what do you think all that is worth, mr. thompson?	Millions - if anybody wants it.
you can go on asking questions if you want to.	We're leaving tonight.  As soon as they're through photographing the stuff -
see what i mean?  he was a little gone in the head - the last couple of years, anyway - but i knew how to handle him.  that "rosebud" - that don't mean anything.  i heard him say it. he just said "rosebud" and then he dropped that glass ball and it broke on the floor.  he didn't say anything about that, so i knew he was dead - he said all kind of things i couldn't make out.  but i knew how to take care of him.	You can go on asking questions if you want to.
well, thanks a lot.	See what I mean?  He was a little gone in the head - the last couple of years, anyway - but I knew how to handle him.  That "Rosebud" - that don't mean anything.  I heard him say it. He just said "Rosebud" and then he dropped that glass ball and it broke on the floor.  He didn't say anything about that, so I knew he was dead - He said all kind of things I couldn't make out.  But I knew how to take care of him.
yes and no.	Well, thanks a lot.
sentimental fellow, aren't you?	Yes and no.
that's the whole works, right up to date.	Sentimental fellow, aren't you?
queer?	Yeah.  I guess he wasn't very happy those last years - he didn't have much reason to be -
yes, sir - yes, sir, i knew how to handle the old man.  he was kind of queer, but i knew how to handle him.	Queer?
monday, with some of the boys from the office.  mr. rawlston wants the whole place photographed carefully - all that art stuff.  we run a picture magazine, you know -	I know.  If you're smart, you'll talk to Raymond.  That's the butler. You can learn a lot from him.  He knows where the bodies are buried.
don't you think i do?  you say you're going down to xanadu?	Monday, with some of the boys from the office.  Mr. Rawlston wants the whole place photographed carefully - all that art stuff.  We run a picture magazine, you know -
i feel kind of sorry for him, all the same -	Don't you think I do?  You say you're going down to Xanadu?
they haven't been tough on me.  i just lost my money.  but when i compare these last ten years with the twenty i spent with him -	I feel kind of sorry for him, all the same -
the last ten years have been tough on a lot of people.	They haven't been tough on me.  I just lost my money.  But when I compare these last ten years with the twenty I spent with him -
in case you've never heard of how i lost all my money - and it was plenty, believe me -	The last ten years have been tough on a lot of people.
what about that apartment?	He wanted me to be comfortable - Oh, why should I bother?  You don't believe me, but it's true.  It just happens to be true.  He was really interested in my voice.  What are you smiling for?  What do you think he built that opera house for?  I didn't want it.  I didn't want to sing.  It was his idea - everything was his idea - except my leaving him.
he was in love with me.  but he never told me so until after it all came out in the papers about us - and he lost the election and that norton woman divorced him.	What about that apartment?
he married you, didn't he?	He was in love with me.  But he never told me so until after it all came out in the papers about us - and he lost the election and that Norton woman divorced him.
i didn't get a thing.  just the music lessons.  that's all there was to it.	He married you, didn't he?
what do you mean?	I didn't get a thing.  Just the music lessons.  That's all there was to it.
what did you get?	What do you mean?
i did a lot of singing after that. i sang for charlie -  i sang for teachers at a hundred bucks an hour - the teachers got that, i didn't -	What did you get?
how did you meet him?	I had a toothache.
you wouldn't want to hear a lot of what comes into my mind about myself and mr. charlie kane.	How did you meet him?
i'd rather you just talked.  anything that comes into your mind - about yourself and mr. kane.	You wouldn't want to hear a lot of what comes into my mind about myself and Mr. Charlie Kane.
how do you want to handle the whole thing - ask questions?	I'd rather you just talked.  Anything that comes into your mind - about yourself and Mr. Kane.
if you'd just let me talk to you for a little while, miss alexander. all i want to ask you...	Get out of here!  Get out!  Get out!
why don't you people let me alone? i'm minding my own business.  you mind yours.	If you'd just let me talk to you for a little while, Miss Alexander. All I want to ask you...
think again!	Why don't you people let me alone? I'm minding my own business.  You mind yours.
oh!  i thought maybe we could have a drink together?	Think again!
who told you you could sit down here?	Oh!  I thought maybe we could have a drink together?
i'll come down in a week or so and see her again.  say, you might be able to help me.  when she used to talk about kane - did she ever happen to say anything - about rosebud?	Rosebud?
she'll snap out of it.  why, until he died, she'd just as soon talk about mr. kane as about anybody.  sooner.	I'll come down in a week or so and see her again.  Say, you might be able to help me.  When she used to talk about Kane - did she ever happen to say anything - about Rosebud?
she's plastered, isn't she?	She'll snap out of it.  Why, until he died, she'd just as soon talk about Mr. Kane as about anybody.  Sooner.
she's just not talking to anybody from the newspapers, mr. thompson.	I'm not from a newspaper exactly, I -
right away.  will you have something, mr. thompson?	I'll have a highball.
pack of cigarettes.  what's that?	This? How long have you been smoking?
it's a picture of a cancer-ridden lung. keep it.	I'll just take the gum.
jesus!	It's a picture of a cancer-ridden lung. Keep it.
it's cheaper than cigarettes. and it certainly beats this.	Jesus!
it's not the same.	It's cheaper than cigarettes. And it certainly beats this.
it's never too late. give those cigarettes back now, and buy some gum instead.  here. chewlies gum. try this.	It's not the same.
well, if it's already too late...	It's never too late. Give those cigarettes back now, and buy some gum instead.  Here. Chewlies Gum. Try this.
unnhh!	He smoked until the day he died. Used to put the cigarette in this thing and smoke it that way.
it's a trach ring. it's what they install in your throat when throat cancer takes your voice box. this one came out of a sixty-year-old man.	Unnhh!
what's this?	It's a trach ring. It's what they install in your throat when throat cancer takes your voice box. This one came out of a sixty-year-old man.
you think i'm shitting you...	What's this?
you're shittin' me.	You think I'm shitting you...
that's your lung. by this time, your lung looks like this.	You're shittin' me.
what the hell is that?	That's your lung. By this time, your lung looks like this.
i'd say you're about nineteen, twenty, am i right?	What the hell is that?
how long have you been smoking?	What is this, a poll?
are you serious?	How long have you been smoking?
do you really want to buy those cigarettes?	Are you serious?
am i sure about what?	Do you really want to buy those cigarettes?
are you sure?	Am I sure about what?
am i sure?	Are you sure?
are you sure?	Am I sure?
like i'm responsible for all the smokers!	The ones in this town, yes! You encourage their growth, their habit. You're the source in this area, and we're going to shut you down for good! For good, cancer-merchant!
what better place than this? to stamp it out, you gotta start at the source!	Like I'm responsible for all the smokers!
yeah, but not in here.	What better place than this? To stamp it out, you gotta start at the source!
we're not moving! we have a right, a constitutional right, to assemble and be heard!	Yeah, but not in here.
that's it, everybody out.	We're not moving! We have a right, a constitutional right, to assemble and be heard!
you're loitering in here, and causing a disturbance.	You're the disturbance, pal! And here...  I'm buying some... what's this?... Chewlie's Gum. There. I'm no longer loitering. I'm a customer, a customer engaged in a discussion with other customers.
you want me to leave? why? because somebody is telling it like it is? somebody's giving these fine people a wake-up call?!	You're loitering in here, and causing a disturbance.
i think you'd better leave now.	You want me to leave? Why? Because somebody is telling it like it is? Somebody's giving these fine people a wake-up call?!
now he's going to launch into his rap about how he's just doing his job; following orders.  friends, let me tell you about another bunch of hate mongers that were just following orders: they were called nazis, and they practically wiped a nation of people from the earth... just like cigarettes are doing now! cigarette smoking is the new holocaust, and those that partake in the practice of smoking or sell the wares that promote it are the nazis of the nineties! he doesn't care how many people die from it! he smiles as you pay for your cancer sticks and says, "have a nice day."	I think you'd better leave now.
hey, now wait a sec...	Now he's going to launch into his rap about how he's just doing his job; following orders.  Friends, let me tell you about another bunch of hate mongers that were just following orders: they were called Nazis, and they practically wiped a nation of people from the Earth... just like cigarettes are doing now! Cigarette smoking is the new Holocaust, and those that partake in the practice of smoking or sell the wares that promote it are the Nazis of the nineties! He doesn't care how many people die from it! He smiles as you pay for your cancer sticks and says, "Have a nice day."
if you're going to drink it in here, i'd appreciate it if you'd not bother the customers.	Okay. I'm sorry about that.
no, i think i'll drink it in here, thanks.	If you're going to drink it in here, I'd appreciate it if you'd not bother the customers.
maybe you should take that coffee outside.	No, I think I'll drink it in here, thanks.
you've made a wise choice. keep up the good work.	Maybe you should take that coffee outside.
fifty-five.	You've made a wise choice. Keep up the good work.
excuse me, but...	This is where you're heading. A cruddy lung, smoking through a hole in your throat. Do you really want that?
beats me.	How long have you been a smoker?
do you mind if i drink this here?	Sure. Go ahead.
thanks. have a good one.	Do you mind if I drink this here?
why?	No, don't!
nobody! i swear!	I feel nauseous.
i was here the whole time.	You two better quit it.
it was so cool. he didn't say a word. he was just... ready, you know?  and we didn't kiss or talk or anything. he just sat there and let me do all the work.	You dog! I didn't see you go back there.
he was?	It was so cool. He didn't say a word. He was just... ready, you know?  And we didn't kiss or talk or anything. He just sat there and let me do all the work.
i went back there, and dante was already waiting for me.	He was?
am i missing something here?	I went back there, and Dante was already waiting for me.
territoriality. he was mine first.	Awww. That was so cute.
you're very protective of him, randal. you always have been.	Territoriality. He was mine first.
hey caitlin...  break his heart again this time, and i'll kill you. nothing personal.	You're very protective of him, Randal. You always have been.
i'll try to manage.	Hey Caitlin...  Break his heart again this time, and I'll kill you. Nothing personal.
and i'm caught in the middle-torn between my loyalty for the boss, and my desire to piss with the light on.	I'll try to manage.
such a sordid state of affair.	And I'm caught in the middle-torn between my loyalty for the boss, and my desire to piss with the light on.
nobody can figure it out. and the boss doesn't want to pay the electrician to fix it, because the electrician owes money to the video store.	Such a sordid state of affair.
you're kidding.	Nobody can figure it out. And the boss doesn't want to pay the electrician to fix it, because the electrician owes money to the video store.
well, there are, but for some reason they stop working at five-fourteen every night.	You're kidding.
why aren't there any lights?	Well, there are, but for some reason they stop working at five-fourteen every night.
there's no light back there.	Why aren't there any lights?
can i use the bathroom?	There's no light back there.
no, this is great.	Can I use the bathroom?
god, isn't he great?	No, this is great.
he went home to change for the big date.	God, isn't he great?
so where is he?	He went home to change for the big date.
exactly.	So where is he?
dick.	Exactly.
wow. hey, i was just about to order some dinner. you eat chinese, right?	Dick.
a woman's intuition. something in me says it's time to give the old boy a serious try.	Wow. Hey, I was just about to order some dinner. You eat Chinese, right?
few are. so what makes you think you can maintain a relationship with dante this time around?	A woman's intuition. Something in me says it's time to give the old boy a serious try.
you might be let down. i'm not a hermaphrodite.	Few are. So what makes you think you can maintain a relationship with Dante this time around?
can i join in?	You might be let down. I'm not a hermaphrodite.
you can hold me down.	Can I join in?
can i watch?	You can hold me down.
what can i say? he does weird things to me.	Can I watch?
wow, you got thrown out? for dante?	What can I say? He does weird things to me.
she said not to come home until graduation.	Wow, you got thrown out? For Dante?
children's programming. what did your mom say when you told her you weren't engaged anymore?	She said not to come home until graduation.
you'd think she was marrying him. what are you watching?	Children's programming. What did your mom say when you told her you weren't engaged anymore?
i take it she likes the guy.	You'd think she was marrying him. What are you watching?
you saw that article? god, isn't it awful? my mother sent that in.	I take it she likes the guy.
ladies and gentleman, mrs. asian design major herself: caitlin bree!	You saw that article? God, isn't it awful? My mother sent that in.
randal graves-scourge of the video renter.	Ladies and gentleman, Mrs. Asian Design Major herself: Caitlin Bree!
there's a strange man in our bathroom, and he just raped caitlin!	Oh God...
i can't believe this! i feel faint...	Call the police.
are you sure somebody was back there?	I didn't just fuck myself! Jesus, I'm going to be sick!
this isn't fucking funny, dante!	I'm not fooling around!  Who went back there?
i'm not kidding. i just got back from outside.	This isn't fucking funny, Dante!
stop this. this isn't funny.	I'm not kidding. I just got back from outside.
no.	Stop this. This isn't funny.
we didn't just have sex in the bathroom?	No.
i'm serious.	We didn't just have sex in the bathroom?
yeah, right. who was it: randal?	Was it you?
it wasn't me.	Yeah, right. Who was it: Randal?
and the fact that there weren't any lights made it so...  god! that was so great!	It wasn't me.
when you just lie perfectly still and let me do everything.	Um... okay.
like what?	When you just lie perfectly still and let me do everything.
promise me it'll always be like that.	Like what?
i left like an hour ago.	Do you always talk weird after you violate women?
how'd you get here so fast?	I left like an hour ago.
what happened to the walk and the nakedness?	I'm easy, but I'm not that easy.  See you later, handsome.
well, me i guess.  so, i shall take my leave of you, but i will return in a little while, at which time-yes-i would love to go for dinner and a movie with you.	What happened to the walk and the nakedness?
who doesn't?	Well, me I guess.  So, I shall take my leave of you, but I will return in a little while, at which time-yes-I would love to go for dinner and a movie with you.
you're too responsible. but no. i have to go home first. they don't even know i left school. and i should break the disengagement news to my mother, which is going to cause quite a row, considering she loves sang.	Who doesn't?
he went to rent a movie, but he hasn't gotten back yet. ah, screw it; i'll just lock the store up and leave him a note.	You're too responsible. But no. I have to go home first. They don't even know I left school. And I should break the disengagement news to my mother, which is going to cause quite a row, considering she loves Sang.
where'd he go?  i'd have thought he'd be at your side, like an obedient lapdog.	He went to rent a movie, but he hasn't gotten back yet. Ah, screw it; I'll just lock the store up and leave him a note.
i'll ask randal to close up for me when he gets back.	Where'd he go?  I'd have thought he'd be at your side, like an obedient lapdog.
i can already tell this isn't going to work.	I'll ask Randal to close up for me when he gets back.
i'm just kidding.	I can already tell this isn't going to work.
you're such an asshole.	I'm just kidding.
so what are you saying?	You're such an asshole.
i offer you my body and you offer me semantics? he's just a boyfriend, dante, and in case you haven't gotten the drift of why i came all the way here from ohio, i'm about to become single again.  and yes-let me placate your ego-you are the inspiration for this bold and momentous decision, for which i'll probably be ostracized at both school and home. you ask me who i choose, i choose you.	So what are you saying?
he's your fianc.	I offer you my body and you offer me semantics? He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and in case you haven't gotten the drift of why I came all the way here from Ohio, I'm about to become single again.  And yes-let me placate your ego-you are the inspiration for this bold and momentous decision, for which I'll probably be ostracized at both school and home. You ask me who I choose, I choose you.
he's not invited.	He's your fianc.
sang.	He's not invited.
sang.	Sang.
what about sing?	Sang.
jerk. here i am, throwing myself at you, succumbing to your wily charms, and you call me a slut, in so many words.	What about Sing?
i hear that's a rather popular date.	Jerk. Here I am, throwing myself at you, succumbing to your wily charms, and you call me a slut, in so many words.
how about the caitlin bree walk on the boardwalk, then get naked somewhere kind of private date?	I hear that's a rather popular date.
you have a better suggestion?	How about the Caitlin Bree Walk on the Boardwalk, Then Get Naked Somewhere Kind of Private Date?
the dante hicks dinner and a movie date. i think i've been on that one before.	You have a better suggestion?
yes. a real date. dinner and a movie.	The Dante Hicks Dinner and a Movie Date. I think I've been on that one before.
you mean, on a date?	Yes. A real date. Dinner and a movie.
let me take you out tonight.	You mean, on a date?
i don't know. maybe we should just see what happens.	Let me take you out tonight.
so... what? so we should just make pretend over the phone that we're dating?	I don't know. Maybe we should just see what happens.
the key word here is talk, dante. i think the idea, the conception of us dating is more idyllic than what actually happens when we date.	So... what? So we should just make pretend over the phone that we're dating?
cute. tell me you wouldn't want to go out again. after all the talking we've been doing.	The key word here is talk, Dante. I think the idea, the conception of us dating is more idyllic than what actually happens when we date.
you work in a market, all right.	Cute. Tell me you wouldn't want to go out again. After all the talking we've been doing.
give me a bit more credit. i think it's time we got back together, you know. i'm more mature, you're more mature, you're finishing college, i'm already in the job market...	You work in a market, all right.
it's just the shock of seeing me after three years. believe me, you'll get over it.	Give me a bit more credit. I think it's time we got back together, you know. I'm more mature, you're more mature, you're finishing college, I'm already in the job market...
i would like to be your boyfriend, yes.	It's just the shock of seeing me after three years. Believe me, you'll get over it.
you're serious. you want to date again.	I would like to be your boyfriend, yes.
we could introduce them. they might hit it off.	You're serious. You want to date again.
i'm sure sang and-veronica?-would like that.	We could introduce them. They might hit it off.
but can we date?	I'm sure Sang and-Veronica?-would like that.
good. stay in that frame of mind.	But can we date?
so who's asking? i don't want to marry you.	Good. Stay in that frame of mind.
i had to bring you down from that cloud you were floating on. when i say i don't want to get married, i mean just that. i don't want to marry anybody. not for years.	So who's asking? I don't want to marry you.
jesus, you're caustic.	I had to bring you down from that cloud you were floating on. When I say I don't want to get married, I mean just that. I don't want to marry anybody. Not for years.
if i'm so nuts about you, then why am i having sex with an asian design major?	Jesus, you're caustic.
i just believe in giving credit where credit is due. and i believe that i'm the impetus behind your failure to wed.	If I'm so nuts about you, then why am I having sex with an Asian design major?
look how full of yourself you are.	I just believe in giving credit where credit is due. And I believe that I'm the impetus behind your failure to wed.
you lie.	Look how full of yourself you are.
you don't have anything to do with it.	You lie.
tell me i don't have something to do with it.	You don't have anything to do with it.
why, mr. hicks-whatever do you mean?	Tell me I don't have something to do with it.
there's more, isn't there?	Why, Mr. Hicks-whatever do you mean?
i just told you.	There's more, isn't there?
if he's so nice, why aren't you going to marry him?	I just told you.
stop it. he's a nice guy.	If he's so nice, why aren't you going to marry him?
sang? his name is a past tense?	Stop it. He's a nice guy.
i don't want to marry him. i don't want to get married now. i'm on the verge of graduation. i want to go to grad school after this. and then i want to start a career. i don't want to be a wife first, and then have to worry about when i'm going to fit in all of the other stuff.  i've come way too far and studied too hard to let my education go to waste as a housewife. and i know that's what i'd become. sang's already signed with a major firm, and he's going to be pulling a huge salary, which would give me no reason to work, and he's so traditional anyway...	Sang? His name is a past tense?
what?	I don't want to marry him. I don't want to get married now. I'm on the verge of graduation. I want to go to grad school after this. And then I want to start a career. I don't want to be a wife first, and then have to worry about when I'm going to fit in all of the other stuff.  I've come way too far and studied too hard to let my education go to waste as a housewife. And I know that's what I'd become. Sang's already signed with a major firm, and he's going to be pulling a huge salary, which would give me no reason to work, and he's so traditional anyway...
i'm giving him his ring back.	What?
yeah, but not seriously. christ, you're ready to walk down the aisle- i'd say that constitutes something more than just seeing somebody.	I'm giving him his ring back.
no, i wasn't. not really. i told you'd i'd been seeing other people.	Yeah, but not seriously. Christ, you're ready to walk down the aisle- I'd say that constitutes something more than just seeing somebody.
but you were.	No, I wasn't. Not really. I told you'd I'd been seeing other people.
the last thing i needed was for you to think i was hiding something from you.	But you were.
and you came here to what? to comfort me?	The last thing I needed was for you to think I was hiding something from you.
i love a macho faade. it's such a turn-on.  what smells like shoe polish?	And you came here to what? To comfort me?
wreck is a harsh term. disturbed is more like it. mildly disturbed even.	I love a macho faade. It's such a turn-on.  What smells like shoe polish?
was i right?	Wreck is a harsh term. Disturbed is more like it. Mildly disturbed even.
thanks for the vote of confidence.	Was I right?
then my mother called me this morning and told me the announcement was in the paper. that's when i hopped the train to come back here, because i knew you'd be a wreck.	Thanks for the vote of confidence.
how like her.	Then my mother called me this morning and told me the announcement was in the paper. That's when I hopped the train to come back here, because I knew you'd be a wreck.
the story goes like this: he proposed, and i told him i had to think about it, and he insisted i wear the ring anyway. then my mother told the paper we were engaged.	How like her.
no, you're not really getting married?	The story goes like this: He proposed, and I told him I had to think about it, and he insisted I wear the ring anyway. Then my mother told the paper we were engaged.
no.	No, you're not really getting married?
so you're really getting married?	No.
because i know you. you prefer drastic measures to rational ones.	So you're really getting married?
how do you know that?	Because I know you. You prefer drastic measures to rational ones.
i would've told you, and you would have stopped calling, like a baby.	How do you know that?
is that what they teach you at that school of yours? kind of, sort of? everyone knows about this except me! do you know how humiliating that is?	I would've told you, and you would have stopped calling, like a baby.
well... kind of, sort of?	Is that what they teach you at that school of yours? Kind of, sort of? Everyone knows about this except me! Do you know how humiliating that is?
and you said yes?	Well... kind of, sort of?
i know, i'm sorry. but when we started talking... it's like i forgot i had a boyfriend. and then he proposed last month...	And you said yes?
you could've broke it to me gently, you know; at least started by telling me you had a boyfriend. i told you i have a girlfriend.	I know, I'm sorry. But when we started talking... it's like I forgot I had a boyfriend. And then he proposed last month...
i was going to tell you. but then we were getting along so well, i didn't want to mess it up.	You could've broke it to me gently, you know; at least started by telling me you had a boyfriend. I told you I have a girlfriend.
were you going to tell me or just send me an invitation?	I was going to tell you. But then we were getting along so well, I didn't want to mess it up.
i'm not pregnant.	Were you going to tell me or just send me an invitation?
what, it's worse? you're pregnant with an asian design major's child?	I'm not pregnant.
it's not what you think.	What, it's worse? You're pregnant with an Asian design major's child?
very dramatic, i thought.	It's not what you think.
you saw it?	Very dramatic, I thought.
i want to talk to you about something, and i don't want to be disturbed.	You saw it?
you're just going to lock the store like that?	I want to talk to you about something, and I don't want to be disturbed.
train. it took eight hours.	I can't believe you're here.
let's not talk about that. how'd you get home?	Train. It took eight hours.
i just saw alyssa's little sister outside. she was with rick derris.	Let's not talk about that. How'd you get home?
dante. you've got a customer.	I just saw Alyssa's little sister outside. She was with Rick Derris.
my god. i haven't seen you since...	Dante. You've got a customer.
just now.	My God. I haven't seen you since...
when did you get back?	Just now.
shock trauma. she's going to need years of therapy after this. my question is, how did she come to have sex with the dead man?	She thought it was me.
what about caitlin?	Shock trauma. She's going to need years of therapy after this. My question is, How did she come to have sex with the dead man?
well he asked me for it!	I can't say for certain until we get him back to the lab, but my guess is he was masturbating, his heart seized and he died. That's when the girl found him.  Something smells like shoe polish.
was he alive when... caitlin...	No. I place the time of death at about three-twenty.
with this guy locked in?	Everything happened at once. I guess I forgot he was back there.
nobody. it was closed.	With this guy locked in?
then who operated the store?	Nobody. It was closed.
we did.	Then who operated the store?
i thought you just said you played hockey and went to a funeral.	We did.
just me.	I thought you just said you played hockey and went to a funeral.
wait a second? who was working here today?	Just me.
what time was this?	Um... I don't know.  What time did hockey end?
i don't know. he just came in and asked to use the bathroom.	What time was this?
pack of cigarettes.  congratulations. i saw that announcement in today's paper.  she's marrying an asian design major.	So I'm told.
excuse me, do you have...	To the back, above the oil.  How long are you staying?
i know. i'm sorry. let me refund your cigarette money, and we'll call it even.	This is the last time I ever come here.  And if I ever see you again, I'm gonna break your fucking head open!
well, he missed!	I know. I'm sorry. Let me refund your cigarette money, and we'll call it even.
sir! sir, i'm sorry! he didn't mean it! he was trying to get me.	Well, he missed!
i'm gonna break your fucking head! you fucking jerkoff!	Sir! Sir, I'm sorry! He didn't mean it! He was trying to get me.
"space alien revealed as head of time warner; reports stock increase."  they print any kind of shit in these papers.	They certainly do. Two fifty-five.
my point is that you're a clerk, paid to do a job. you can't just do anything you want while you're working.	"Space Alien Revealed as Head of Time Warner; Reports Stock Increase."  They print any kind of shit in these papers.
are you open?	Yes.
that's easy to say from over here.	Give me a stick, pretty boy! I'll knock your fucking teeth out and pass all over your ass.
i can whip your ass.	That's easy to say from over here.
like you're better!	I can whip your ass.
who are you to make assessments?	I'll assess all I want!
how 'bout covering point!? you suck!	Who are you to make assessments?
i can pass!	How 'bout covering point!? You suck!
fuck in a second! this is... look at you! you can't even pass!	I can pass!
in a second!	Fuck in a second! This is... Look at you! You can't even pass!
what the fuck is this?! i want some service!	In a second!
if you can just wait a few more minutes.	Fuck that! I'm gonna break my crazy neck on this ladder!
we're sorry, ma'am. we got a little carried away.	Well, I don't know if sorry can make up for it. I found your remarks highly offensive.
using filthy language in front of the customers... you should both get fired.	We're sorry, ma'am. We got a little carried away.
excuse me?	Using filthy language in front of the customers... you should both get fired.
this is the last time i come to this place.	Excuse me?
yeah.	Pack of cigarettes.
are you open?	Yeah.
what am i worried about?  he'll probably be glad i started the ball rolling. all he ever did was complain about her anyway. i'm just looking out for his best interests.  i mean, that's what a friend does, am i right? i did him a favor.	Oooh! Navy Seals!
you open?	Yeah.
cute cat. what's his name.	Peptic ulcer.
i saw one, one time, that said the world was ending the next week. then in the next week's paper, they said we were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a koala-fish mutant bird. crazy shit.	So I'm no more responsible for my own decisions while I'm here at work than, say, the Death Squad soldiers in Bosnia?
pack of cigarettes.	What's your point?
pack of cigarettes.  cute cat. what's its name?	Annoying Customer.
i work in a shitty video store. i want to go to a good video store so i can rent a good movie.	Are you open?
awww, he's so cute. what's his name?	Lenin's Tomb.
this doesn't even have burt reynolds in it.	Hey, neither did ET; but that was a great movie, right?
all right, now if you're really feeling dangerous tonight, then smokey and the bandit three is the movie you must rent.	This doesn't even have Burt Reynolds in it.
shit!	We get... what... twelve minutes of game, and it's over? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!!  I'm not even supposed to be here today!
you only brought one ball?!	I thought Redding had like three balls!
all right. jesus, you fuckers are pushy.	Hey man, I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major.
i've got a responsibility here. i can't let everybody grab free drinks.	What responsibility? You're closing the fucking store to play hockey.
what do you care? hey, what smells like shoe polish?	I've got a responsibility here. I can't let everybody grab free drinks.
so? so nobody's going to want to pay for these gatorades.	What do you care? Hey, what smells like shoe polish?
so?	So? So nobody's going to want to pay for these Gatorades.
if you grab a gatorade, then everybody's going to grab one.	So?
dante, let me grab a gatorade.	If you grab a Gatorade, then everybody's going to grab one.
get the fuck outta here already.	I'm gone. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
do you need a hug or something? 'cause i would have no hang-ups about hugging you... you know, you being a guy and all. just don't knead my ass when you do it.	Get the fuck outta here already.
to say the least.	Do you need a hug or something? 'Cause I would have no hang-ups about hugging you... you know, you being a guy and all. Just don't knead my ass when you do it.
helluva day.	To say the least.
no thanks. i'll take care of it. we've got a lot of shit to talk about.	Helluva day.
all right. good luck with veronica. if you want, i can talk to her, you know, and explain...	No thanks. I'll take care of it. We've got a lot of shit to talk about.
i'll call you. let you know.	All right. Good luck with Veronica. If you want, I can talk to her, you know, and explain...
you wanna grab something to eat tomorrow night... after i get out of here?	I'll call you. Let you know.
i'm calling out. going to hit the hospital-see how caitlin is. then try to see veronica.	You wanna grab something to eat tomorrow night... after I get out of here?
same time. what about you?	I'm calling out. Going to hit the hospital-see how Caitlin is. Then try to see Veronica.
do you work tomorrow?	Same time. What about you?
got one. just pulled up.	Do you work tomorrow?
you need a ride?	Got one. Just pulled up.
i threw out the stuff that got broken. the floor looks clean.	You need a ride?
fuck you. fuck you, pal. listen to you trying to pass the buck again. i'm the source of all your misery. who closed the store to play hockey? who closed the store to attend a wake? who tried to win back an ex- girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? you wanna blame somebody, blame yourself.  "i'm not even supposed to be here today."  you sound like an asshole. whose choice was it to be here today? nobody twisted your arm. you're here today of your own violation, my friend. but you'd like to believe that the weight of the world rests on your shoulders-that the store would crumble if dante wasn't here. well, i got news for you, jerk: this store would survive without you. without me either. all you do is overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job: you push fucking buttons. any moron can waltz in here and do our jobs, but you're obsessed with making it seem so much more fucking important, so much more epic than it really is. you work in a convenience store, dante. and badly, i might add. and i work in a shitty video store.  badly, as well.  you know, that guy jay's got it right- he has no delusions about what he does. us?  we like to make ourselves seem so much better than the people that come in here, just looking to pick up a paper or-god forbid- cigarettes. we look down on them, as it we're so advanced.  well, if we're so fucking advanced, then what are we doing working here?	I threw out the stuff that got broken. The floor looks clean.
you get my slapped with a fine, you fight with the customers and i have to patch everything up. you get us chased out of a funeral by violating a corpse. to top it all off, you ruin my relationship. what's your encore? do you anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?  you know what the real tragedy is? i'm not even supposed to be here today!	Fuck you. Fuck you, pal. Listen to you trying to pass the buck again. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to attend a wake? Who tried to win back an ex- girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody, blame yourself.  "I'm not even supposed to be here today."  You sound like an asshole. Whose choice was it to be here today? Nobody twisted your arm. You're here today of your own violation, my friend. But you'd like to believe that the weight of the world rests on your shoulders-that the store would crumble if Dante wasn't here. Well, I got news for you, jerk: This store would survive without you. Without me either. All you do is overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job: You push fucking buttons. Any moron can waltz in here and do our jobs, but you're obsessed with making it seem so much more fucking important, so much more epic than it really is. You work in a convenience store, Dante. And badly, I might add. And I work in a shitty video store.  Badly, as well.  You know, that guy Jay's got it right- he has no delusions about what he does. Us?  We like to make ourselves seem so much better than the people that come in here, just looking to pick up a paper or-God forbid- cigarettes. We look down on them, as it we're so advanced.  Well, if we're so fucking advanced, then what are we doing working here?
hermaphrodites! i rented it so we could watch it together!	You get my slapped with a fine, you fight with the customers and I have to patch everything up. You get us chased out of a funeral by violating a corpse. To top it all off, you ruin my relationship. What's your encore? Do you anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?  You know what the real tragedy is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!
unless you're out renting videos at other video stores.	Hermaphrodites! I rented it so we could watch it together!
it's not like i'm miles away.	Unless you're out renting videos at other video stores.
which means the video store is ostensibly closed.	It's not like I'm miles away.
to talk to you.	Which means the video store is ostensibly closed.
you were over half an hour late. then all you do is come over here.	To talk to you.
like ten after.	You were over half an hour late. Then all you do is come over here.
what time did you get to work today?	Like ten after.
how do you figure?	What time did you get to work today?
what don't you do?  randal, sometimes it seems like the only reason you come to work is to make my life miserable.	How do you figure?
no, really. what did i do that was so wrong?	What don't you do?  Randal, sometimes it seems like the only reason you come to work is to make my life miserable.
why do i say that?  randal... forget it.	No, really. What did I do that was so wrong?
why do you say that?	Why do I say that?  Randal... forget it.
oh please! i'm surprised i didn't kill you.	Why do you say that?
you still didn't have to choke me.	Oh please! I'm surprised I didn't kill you.
jesus.	You still didn't have to choke me.
you were saying how you couldn't initiate change yourself, so i figured i'd help you out.	Jesus.
thanks.	You were saying how you couldn't initiate change yourself, so I figured I'd help you out.
i thought i was doing you a favor.	Thanks.
why the fuck did you tell veronica that i was going to dump her for caitlin?	I thought I was doing you a favor.
you didn't have to choke me.	Why the fuck did you tell Veronica that I was going to dump her for Caitlin?
it's hard to swallow.	You didn't have to choke me.
the swelling's not so bad. but the fds stings.  how's your neck?	It's hard to swallow.
how's your eye?	The swelling's not so bad. But the FDS stings.  How's your neck?
lovely story.	Point is-I'm not the kind of person that disrupts things in order to shit comfortably.
my mother told me once that when i as three, my potty lid was closed, and instead of lifting it, i chose to shit my pants.	Lovely story.
so you'll continue being miserable all the time, just because you don't have the guts to face change?	My mother told me once that when I as three, my potty lid was closed, and instead of lifting it, I chose to shit my pants.
jesus h. christ, i can't!	So you'll continue being miserable all the time, just because you don't have the guts to face change?
who're you kidding? you can so.	Jesus H. Christ, I can't!
i can't, all right! jesus, would you leave me alone? i can't make changes like that in my life. if i could, i would-but i don't have the ability to risk comfortable situations on the big money and the fabulous prizes.	Who're you kidding? You can so.
make them change.	I can't, all right! Jesus, would you leave me alone? I can't make changes like that in my life. If I could, I would-but I don't have the ability to risk comfortable situations on the big money and the fabulous prizes.
what do you want me to say? yes, i suppose some of the things you're saying may be true. but that's the way things are; it's not going to change.	Make them change.
melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.	What do you want me to say? Yes, I suppose some of the things you're saying may be true. But that's the way things are; it's not going to change.
caitlin and i can't be together. it's impossible.	Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
what? the dead guy?  she'll get over fucking the dead guy. shit, my mom's been fucking a dead guy for thirty years; i call him dad.	Caitlin and I can't be together. It's impossible.
you're wrong. things happened today, okay? things that probably ruined my chances with caitlin.	What? The dead guy?  She'll get over fucking the dead guy. Shit, my mom's been fucking a dead guy for thirty years; I call him Dad.
am i right or what?	You're wrong. Things happened today, okay? Things that probably ruined my chances with Caitlin.
...if i wasn't such a fucking coward.  it must be so great to be able to simplify everything the way you do.	Am I right or what?
if you want caitlin, then face veronica, tell her, and be with caitlin. if you want veronica, be with veronica. but don't pine for one and fuck the other. man, if you weren't such a fucking coward...	...If I wasn't such a fucking coward.  It must be so great to be able to simplify everything the way you do.
leave me alone.	If you want Caitlin, then face Veronica, tell her, and be with Caitlin. If you want Veronica, be with Veronica. But don't pine for one and fuck the other. Man, if you weren't such a fucking coward...
you date veronica because she's low maintenance and because it's convenient. meanwhile, all you ever do is talk about caitlin. you carry a torch for a girl you dated in high school-in high school for god's sake! you're twenty-two!	Leave me alone.
leave her out of this.	You date Veronica because she's low maintenance and because it's convenient. Meanwhile, all you ever do is talk about Caitlin. You carry a torch for a girl you dated in high school-in high school for God's sake! You're twenty-two!
it's the same thing with veronica.	Leave her out of this.
thank you. why don't you go back to the video store?	It's the same thing with Veronica.
i'm satisfied with my situation for now. you don't hear me bitching. you, on the other hand, have been bitching all day.	Thank you. Why don't you go back to the video store?
oh, like your life's any better?	I'm satisfied with my situation for now. You don't hear me bitching. You, on the other hand, have been bitching all day.
you're comfortable. this is a life of convenience for you, and any attempt to change it would shatter the pathetic microcosm you've fashioned for yourself.	Oh, like your life's any better?
leave me alone.	You're comfortable. This is a life of convenience for you, and any attempt to change it would shatter the pathetic microcosm you've fashioned for yourself.
it is. you just up and quit. there are other jobs, and they pay better money. you're bound to be qualified for at least one of them. so what's stopping you?	Leave me alone.
as if it's that easy.	It is. You just up and quit. There are other jobs, and they pay better money. You're bound to be qualified for at least one of them. So what's stopping you?
all right, if you hate this job and the people, and the fact that you have to come in on your day off, then quit.	As if it's that easy.
what responsibility?	All right, if you hate this job and the people, and the fact that you have to come in on your day off, then quit.
it's true. you'll sit there and blame life for dealing a cruddy hand, never once accepting the responsibility for the way your situation is.	What responsibility?
fuck you.	It's true. You'll sit there and blame life for dealing a cruddy hand, never once accepting the responsibility for the way your situation is.
i'm talking about this thing you have... this inability to improve your situation in life.	Fuck you.
what are you talking about?	I'm talking about this thing you have... this inability to improve your situation in life.
yeah, you should shit or get off the pot.	What are you talking about?
i should shit or get off the pot.	Yeah, you should shit or get off the pot.
you should shit or get off the pot.	I should shit or get off the pot.
i was born.	You should shit or get off the pot.
that's all bullshit. you know what the real problem here is?	I was born.
thirty-seven.	My life is in the shitter right about now, so if you don't mind, I'd like to stew a bit.
i'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward fuck on the planet, the goddamn steel shutters are locked all day, i smell like shoe polish, i've got an ex- girlfriend who's catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.	Thirty-seven.
have some chips; you'll feel better.	I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward fuck on the planet, the goddamn steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex- girlfriend who's catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.
why do i have this life?	Have some chips; you'll feel better.
this life?	Why do I have this life?
this life.	This life?
what? what's with you? you haven't said anything for like twenty minutes. what the hell is your problem?	This life.
what time did we go to the funeral?	I think four.
around three or something.	What time did we go to the funeral?
she said she did all the work.	WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?  WHO THE FUCK IS IN THE BATHROOM?
you just fucked a total stranger?	Shut the fuck up!
maybe the asian design major slipped her some opium?	Could be.
i love your sexy talk. it's so... kindergarten: poo-poo; wee-wee.	Fuck you.
i told her that. she said she didn't need any. why don't you join her, man. make a little bathroom bam-bam.	I love your sexy talk. It's so... kindergarten: Poo-poo; wee-wee.
there's no lights back there.	I told her that. She said she didn't need any. Why don't you join her, man. Make a little bathroom bam-bam.
bunch of savages in this town.  hey, caitlin's in the back. you might want to see if she's okay; she's been back there a long time.	There's no lights back there.
who eats cock?	Bunch of savages in this town.  Hey, Caitlin's in the back. You might want to see if she's okay; she's been back there a long time.
all right, but you're missing out. chicks with dicks.	I'll read the book.
i might be leaving early to go out with caitlin, in which case you'll have to close the store tonight.	All right, but you're missing out. Chicks with dicks.
you want me to bring the vcr over here so we can watch this?	I might be leaving early to go out with Caitlin, in which case you'll have to close the store tonight.
in my absence, try not to sell cigarettes to any newborns.	You want me to bring the VCR over here so we can watch this?
you're a snake.	In my absence, try not to sell cigarettes to any newborns.
no! don't bring it up. i don't want to think about that now. let me enjoy this hour of bliss. i'll think about all of that later. in the meantime, nobody mentions the v word.	You're a snake.
hey, what about veronica?	No! Don't bring it up. I don't want to think about that now. Let me enjoy this hour of bliss. I'll think about all of that later. In the meantime, nobody mentions the V word.
this is my way of spitting water at life.	Hey, what about Veronica?
what happened to title dictates behavior?	This is my way of spitting water at life.
watch the store while i go home and change.	What happened to title dictates behavior?
i feel so ineffectual. is there anything i can do for you?	Watch the store while I go home and change.
she went home, she's getting ready, and we're going out.	I feel so ineffectual. Is there anything I can do for you?
wow. you've had quite an evening.	She went home, she's getting ready, and we're going out.
i'm not.	Wow. You've had quite an evening.
you're kidding.	I'm not.
she's not going to marry that guy. she went home to tell her mother.	You're kidding.
what did she say?	She's not going to marry that guy. She went home to tell her mother.
i'm not. she just left.	What did she say?
now i know you're lying.	I'm not. She just left.
no. i'm happy because caitlin came to see me.	Now I know you're lying.
you're happy to get a fine?	No. I'm happy because Caitlin came to see me.
i'm happy.	You're happy to get a fine?
you're happy?	I'm happy.
because i'm happy.	You're happy?
then why aren't you like screaming at me right now?	Because I'm happy.
i swear. i couldn't make this kind of hell up.	Then why aren't you like screaming at me right now?
you're lying.	I swear. I couldn't make this kind of hell up.
because i'm here.	You're lying.
then how come you got the fine?	Because I'm here.
as opposed to the hundreds of other children you let buy cigarettes whenever you work here.	Then how come you got the fine?
holy shit. that girl?	As opposed to the hundreds of other children you let buy cigarettes whenever you work here.
little girl. maybe five years old?	Holy shit. That girl?
really?	Little girl. Maybe five years old?
i don't; you did.	Really?
i thought you never sold cigarettes to kids.	I don't; you did.
living proof.	I thought you never sold cigarettes to kids.
i didn't think they even enforced this.	Living proof.
you're bullshitting.	I didn't think they even enforced this.
five hundred dollars.	You're bullshitting.
no way!	Five hundred dollars.
i got fined for selling cigarettes to a minor.	No way!
i like to expand my horizons.	I got fined for selling cigarettes to a minor.
and this is what you rented?	I like to expand my horizons.
hermaphroditic porn. starlets with both organs. you should see the box: beautiful women with dicks that put mine to shame.	And this is what you rented?
what'd you rent?  best of both worlds?	Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box: Beautiful women with dicks that put mine to shame.
get to work.	What'd you rent?  Best of Both Worlds?
please, get the hell out of here.	I know I'm your hero.
i like to think i'm a master of my own destiny.	Please, get the hell out of here.
you're a danger to both the dead and the living.	I like to think I'm a master of my own destiny.
if title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, i wouldn't be allowed to spit a mouthful of water at that guy. but i did, so my point is that people dictate their own behavior. hence, even though i'm a clerk in this video store, i choose to go rent videos at big choice.  agreed?	You're a danger to both the dead and the living.
what?	If title dictated my behavior, as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit a mouthful of water at that guy. But I did, so my point is that people dictate their own behavior. Hence, even though I'm a clerk in this video store, I choose to go rent videos at Big Choice.  Agreed?
and two, to make a point: title does not dictate behavior.	What?
jesus!	And two, to make a point: title does not dictate behavior.
two reasons: one, i hate when the people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines.	Jesus!
what the fuck did you do that for?	Two reasons: one, I hate when the people can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines.
that's stretching it. you're not being asked to slay children or anything.	Not yet.
the reasons you won't let me borrow your car is because i have a title and a job description, and i'm supposed to follow it, right?	Exactly.
what?	The reasons you won't let me borrow your car is because I have a title and a job description, and I'm supposed to follow it, right?
so your argument is that title dictates behavior?	What?
you know what? i don't think i care for your rationale.	It's going to have to do for now, considering that it's my car that's up for request.  Can I help you?
i see. so playing hockey and attending wakes-these practices are standard operating procedure.	There's a difference. Those were obligations. Obligations that could not have been met at any later date. Now renting videos-that's just gratuitous, not to mention illogical, considering you work in a video store.
we are employees of quick stop convenience and rst video, respectively. as such, we have certain responsibilities which-though it may seem cruel and unusual-does include manning our posts until closing.	I see. So playing hockey and attending wakes-these practices are standard operating procedure.
if you must.	We are employees of Quick Stop Convenience and RST video, respectively. As such, we have certain responsibilities which-though it may seem cruel and unusual-does include manning our posts until closing.
may i be blunt with you?	If you must.
let me borrow your car.	May I be blunt with you?
can you imagine being halfway decent to the customers at least some of the time?	Let me borrow your car.
what's that for?	You work in a video store!
you want to rent a movie.	What's that for?
i want to rent a movie.	You want to rent a movie.
why should i loan you my car?	I want to rent a movie.
fine. just lend me your car.	Why should I loan you my car?
i don't want to talk to you.	Fine. Just lend me your car.
let me borrow your car.	I don't want to talk to you.
so they'll put her back in! it's not like it's gonna matter if she breaks something!	Just... go! Go open the video store.
her fucking body fell out!	So they'll put her back in! It's not like it's gonna matter if she breaks something!
so the casket fell over! big deal!	Her fucking body fell out!
does anyone ever knock over a casket on purpose?	So the casket fell over! Big deal!
i was just leaning on it! it was an accident!	Does anyone ever knock over a casket on purpose?
you knocked the fucking casket over, for chrissakes!	I was just leaning on it! It was an accident!
i'm telling you, it wasn't my fault!	You knocked the fucking casket over, for Chrissakes!
i can't fucking believe you!!	I'm telling you, it wasn't my fault!
nobody's there. it's four o'clock on a saturday. how many people ever come to the store at four on a saturday?	I can't fucking believe you!!
i can't help it. at least when we were playing hockey outside, i could see if anyone wanted to go in.	Nobody's there. It's four o'clock on a Saturday. How many people ever come to the store at four on a Saturday?
listen to you.	I can't help it. At least when we were playing hockey outside, I could see if anyone wanted to go in.
i know it was a bad idea to close the store.	Listen to you.
yeah. like you said, you know. i guess everyone tries it, sooner of later.	I never tried it.
what, your dick?	Yeah. Like you said, you know. I guess everyone tries it, sooner of later.
you know.	What, your dick?
reach what?	You know.
i could never reach.	Reach what?
yeah, but at what a price.	I could never reach.
he made it, hunhh?	Yeah, but at what a price.
balls resting on his lips.	He made it, hunhh?
his dick was in his mouth?	Balls resting on his lips.
my cousin? my aunt found him. on his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. dick in his mouth. my aunt freaked out. it was a mess.	His dick was in his mouth?
who found him?	My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. Dick in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.
no, because you won't admit to it. as if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. you're as curious as the rest of us, pal. you've tried it.	Who found him?
because i never tried to suck my own dick?	No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a fucking pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it.
yeah sure. you're so repressed.	Because I never tried to suck my own dick?
no!	Yeah sure. You're so repressed.
come on. haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?	No!
oh, my god.	Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own dick?
i swear.	Oh, my god.
stop it.	I swear.
bible truth.	Stop it.
shut the hell up.	Bible truth.
he broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.	Shut the hell up.
that's embarrassing?	He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick.
broke his neck.	That's embarrassing?
how'd he die?	Broke his neck.
that's nothing compared to how my cousin walter died.	How'd he die?
an embarrassing way to die.	That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
an embolism in a pool.	An embarrassing way to die.
twenty-two; same as us.	An embolism in a pool.
she was pretty young, hunhh?	Twenty-two; same as us.
thanks for putting me in a tough spot. you're a good friend.	She was pretty young, hunhh?
you were saying?	Thanks for putting me in a tough spot. You're a good friend.
exactly, which means i can't close it for another hour so we can both go to a wake.	You were saying?
you just closed the store to play hockey on the roof!	Exactly, which means I can't close it for another hour so we can both go to a wake.
i can't close the store.	You just closed the store to play hockey on the roof!
i'm going with you.	I can't close the store.
i'm not taking you to this funeral.	I'm going with you.
she meant nothing to you either until i told you she died.	I'm not taking you to this funeral.
she meant nothing to you!	She meant nothing to you either until I told you she died.
if you go, i go.	She meant nothing to you!
don't be an asshole. somebody has to stay with the store.	If you go, I go.
but i love gatherings. isn't it ironic?	Don't be an asshole. Somebody has to stay with the store.
you hate people.	But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
i'm not missing what's probably going to be the social event of the season.	You hate people.
stop it. this is beneath even you.	I'm not missing what's probably going to be the social event of the season.
true, but do you know how many people are going to be there? all of our old classmates, to say the least.	Stop it. This is beneath even you.
you hardly knew her!	True, but do you know how many people are going to be there? All of our old classmates, to say the least.
wait, wait, wait. has it occurred to you that i might bereaved as well?	You hardly knew her!
you've gotta watch the store. i have to go to this.	Wait, wait, wait. Has it occurred to you that I might bereaved as well?
one night only. she's buried in the morning.	You've gotta watch the store. I have to go to this.
shit. what about tomorrow?	One night only. She's buried in the morning.
paulsen's funeral parlor. the next show is at four.	Shit. What about tomorrow?
what!?	Paulsen's Funeral Parlor. The next show is at four.
it's today.	What!?
why not?	It's today.
no, you're not.	Why not?
i'm gonna go to her wake.	No, you're not.
you've had sex with a dead person.	I'm gonna go to her wake.
number six.	You've had sex with a dead person.
correct me if i'm wrong, but wasn't she one of the illustrious twelve?	Number six.
i haven't seen her in almost two years.	Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't she one of the illustrious twelve?
she was swimming at the ymca pool when it happened. died mid-backstroke.	I haven't seen her in almost two years.
jesus.	She was swimming at the YMCA pool when it happened. Died mid-backstroke.
embolism in her brain. yesterday.	Jesus.
how? when?	Embolism in her brain. Yesterday.
sanford's brother dates her cousin. he found out this morning.	How? When?
oh, my god.	Sanford's brother dates her cousin. He found out this morning.
no, i'm serious.	Oh, my god.
yeah, right.	No, I'm serious.
julie dwyer died.	Yeah, right.
i still can't believe caitlin's getting married.	Julie Dwyer died.
you know what sanford told me?	I still can't believe Caitlin's getting married.
"it's not like we're gonna sell out."	You know what Sanford told me?
after an exhausting game like that i can believe it.	"It's not like we're gonna sell out."
exactly. they drank it all.	After an exhausting game like that I can believe it.
what happened to all the gatorade?	Exactly. They drank it all.
gatorade.	What happened to all the Gatorade?
bitch, bitch, bitch. you want something to drink?	Gatorade.
randal, twelve minutes is not a game! jesus, it's barely a warm-up!	Bitch, bitch, bitch. You want something to drink?
hockey's hockey. at least we got to play.	Randal, twelve minutes is not a game! Jesus, it's barely a warm-up!
one ball!! they come all the way here... i close the damn store... for one ball!	Hockey's hockey. At least we got to play.
helluva game!	One ball!! They come all the way here... I close the damn store... for one ball!
we're not playing in the street.	Then where're we gonna play?
look who you're asking here. how're we gonna block off the street?	We're not playing in the street.
i don't know. you going to lock the video store?	Look who you're asking here. How're we gonna block off the street?
are you gonna lock the store?	I don't know. You going to lock the video store?
design major.	Can we not talk about this?
he's blunt, but he's got a point.	At least let me maintain some semblance of managerial control here.
no argument here. insubordination rules.	I just want to play hockey like I was scheduled to.
i told him i had a game today. it's his own fault.	No argument here. Insubordination rules.
i've gotta tell you, my friend: this is one of the ballsiest moves i've ever been privy to. i never would have thought you capable of such blatant disregard of store policy.	I told him I had a game today. It's his own fault.
pull my laces tighter.	I've gotta tell you, my friend: this is one of the ballsiest moves I've ever been privy to. I never would have thought you capable of such blatant disregard of store policy.
at least we're stuck here together.	You've got a customer.
i can't believe i'm going to miss the game!	At least we're stuck here together.
see? there you go again.	I can't believe I'm going to miss the game!
sorry.	See? There you go again.
don't yell at me, pal.	Sorry.
would you shut the hell up with that shit? it's not helping.	Don't yell at me, pal.
because you buckled.	Would you shut the hell up with that shit? It's not helping.
i'm going to miss the game.	Because you buckled.
the fact that i'm right about your buckling?	I'm going to miss the game.
you know what pisses me off the most?	The fact that I'm right about your buckling?
yes, you do. you always back down. you assume blame that isn't yours, you come in when called as opposed to enjoying your day off, you buckle like a belt.	You know what pisses me off the most?
i don't back down.	Yes, you do. You always back down. You assume blame that isn't yours, you come in when called as opposed to enjoying your day off, you buckle like a belt.
that seems to be the leitmotif in your life; ever backing down.	I don't back down.
i know.	That seems to be the leitmotif in your life; ever backing down.
i heard you apologize. why? you have every right in the world to be mad.	I know.
what?	I heard you apologize. Why? You have every right in the world to be mad.
why'd you apologize?	What?
fuck!	Why'd you apologize?
so, what-you're stuck here all day?	FUCK!
not a fucking word! slippery shit!	So, what-you're stuck here all day?
he didn't mention it when he called you this morning?	Not a fucking word! Slippery shit!
can you believe this?!	He didn't mention it when he called you this morning?
vermont?	Can you believe this?!
smokey three: thumbs up, am i right?	The best Burtless movie ever made.
can you come next door? i gotta make a phone call.	Smokey Three: thumbs up, am I right?
thirty-seven!	Shut up!  Yes, I've calmed down, I'm still not happy about it, but I've been able to deal.
jesus, you got a one-track mind. it's always caitlin, caitlin, caitlin...	Veronica!
because my ex-girlfriend is getting married.	Jesus, you got a one-track mind. It's always Caitlin, Caitlin, Caitlin...
why not?	Because my ex-girlfriend is getting married.
no.	Why not?
which ones?	All of them.
you know who i can do without? i could do without the people in the video store.	Which ones?
the women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. as if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade.	You know who I can do without? I could do without the people in the video store.
the milkmaids?	The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade.
the milkmaids.	The milkmaids?
let's hear it.	The milkmaids.
it's not really anyone per se, it's more of separate groupings.	Let's hear it.
how can you lie like that? why don't you vent? vent your frustration. come on, who pisses you off?	It's not really anyone per se, it's more of separate groupings.
there aren't.	How can you lie like that? Why don't you vent? Vent your frustration. Come on, who pisses you off?
liar! tell me there aren't customers that annoy the piss out of you on a daily basis.	There aren't.
what for? they don't bother me if i don't bother them.	Liar! Tell me there aren't customers that annoy the piss out of you on a daily basis.
you gotta loosen up, my friend. you'd feel a hell of a lot better if you'd rip into the occasional customer.	What for? They don't bother me if I don't bother them.
i'm gonna hear it tomorrow.	You gotta loosen up, my friend. You'd feel a hell of a lot better if you'd rip into the occasional customer.
who cares? that lady's an asshole. everybody that comes in here is way too uptight. this job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.	I'm gonna hear it tomorrow.
why do you do things like that? you know she's going to come back and tell the boss.	Who cares? That lady's an asshole. Everybody that comes in here is way too uptight. This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
can we talk about this later?	The jizz-mopper's job is to clean up the booths afterward, because practically everybody shoots a load against the window, and I don't know if you know or not, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do.  these chicks do it all. they insert things into any opening in their body... any opening.  he's led a very sheltered life.	Can we talk about this later?
what kind of show?	Think of the weirdest, craziest shit you'd like to see chicks do.  These chicks do it all. They insert things into any opening in their body... any opening.  He's led a very sheltered life.
oh, it's great. you step into this little booth and there's this window between you and this naked woman, and she puts on this little show for like ten bucks.	What kind of show?
i guess not.	Oh, it's great. You step into this little booth and there's this window between you and this naked woman, and she puts on this little show for like ten bucks.
nudie booth. you've never been in a nudie booth?	I guess not.
nudie booth?	Nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
he's the guy in those nudie-booth joints who cleans up after each guy that jerks off.	Nudie booth?
what's a jizz-mopper?	He's the guy in those nudie-booth joints who cleans up after each guy that jerks off.
you know how much money the average jizz-mopper make per hour?	What's a jizz-mopper?
did you ever notice all the prices end in nine? damn, that's eerie.	You know how much money the average jizz-mopper make per hour?
it's not like you laid the eggs yourself.	I'll give him five more minutes then I'm calling the cops. I don't need this, man. I'm not even supposed to be here today.
he said it was important to have standards. he said nobody has pride anymore.	It's not like you laid the eggs yourself.
what did he say?	He said it was important to have standards. He said nobody has pride anymore.
i told him that and he yelled at me.	What did he say?
why doesn't he just mix and match?	I told him that and he yelled at me.
obviously not. look at all the cartons that didn't make the grade.	Why doesn't he just mix and match?
the quest isn't going well?	Obviously not. Look at all the cartons that didn't make the grade.
each egg has to be perfect.	The quest isn't going well?
perfect dozen.	Each egg has to be perfect.
he said he has to find a perfect dozen.	Perfect dozen.
what's he looking for?	He said he has to find a perfect dozen.
she's in here?	This guy is going through all of the eggs. Look.
wait.	She's in here?
you'll never believe what this unruly customer just said...	Wait.
all right, so even if independent contractors are working on the death star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?	All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.  All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius.  You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
exactly. in order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main?  all they know is killing and white uniforms.	All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
not just imperials, is what you're getting at.	Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main?  All they know is killing and white uniforms.
a construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the imperial army had to offer. i'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.	Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at.
so?	A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
the second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. they were still under construction.	So?
and the second time around...?	The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction.
so when they blew it up, no prob. evil is punished.	And the second time around...?
basically.	So when they blew it up, no prob. Evil is punished.
well, the thing is, the first death star was manned by the imperial army- storm troopers, dignitaries-the only people onboard were imperials.	Basically.
and you figured it out?	Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army- storm troopers, dignitaries-the only people onboard were Imperials.
something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. i could never put my finger on it-something just wasn't right.	And you figured it out?
compliments of lando calrissian.	Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn't right.
and the second one was still being built when they blew it up.	Compliments of Lando Calrissian.
luke blew it up. give credit where it's due.	And the second one was still being built when they blew it up.
now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the rebels destroyed it.	Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due.
yeah.	Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it.
so they build another death star, right?	Yeah.
there's more?	So they build another Death Star, right?
you know what else i noticed in jedi?	There's more?
the only problem is that at no point in the series did i ever hear leia or any of the rebels declare a particular religious belief.	I think they were Catholics.
more or less.	The only problem is that at no point in the series did I ever hear Leia or any of the rebels declare a particular religious belief.
hence, the empire was a fascist theocracy, and the rebel forces were therefore battling religious persecution.	More or less.
it would stand to reason, yes.	Hence, the Empire was a fascist theocracy, and the rebel forces were therefore battling religious persecution.
then wouldn't that logically mean that it's a theocracy? if the head of the empire is a priest of some sort, then it stands to reason that the government is therefore one based on religion.	It would stand to reason, yes.
yeah.	Then wouldn't that logically mean that it's a theocracy? If the head of the Empire is a priest of some sort, then it stands to reason that the government is therefore one based on religion.
now, he's in charge of the empire. the imperial government is under his control. and the entire galaxy is under imperial rule.	Yeah.
i guess.	Now, he's in charge of the Empire. The Imperial government is under his control. And the entire galaxy is under Imperial rule.
well, he's like the pope for the dark side of the force. he's a holy man; a shaman, kind of, albeit an evil one.	I guess.
how do you mean?	Well, he's like the pope for the dark side of the Force. He's a holy man; a shaman, kind of, albeit an evil one.
right, the emperor. now the emperor is kind of a spiritual figure, yes?	How do you mean?
the emperor.	Right, the Emperor. Now the Emperor is kind of a spiritual figure, yes?
all right, vader's boss...	The Emperor.
what's that?	All right, Vader's boss...
there was something else going on in jedi. i never noticed it until today.	What's that?
empire had the better ending: luke gets his hand cut off, and finds out vader's his father; han gets frozen and taken away by boba fett.  it ends on such a down note. and that's life-a series of down endings. all jedi had was a bunch of muppets.	There was something else going on in Jedi. I never noticed it until today.
blasphemy.	Empire had the better ending: Luke gets his hand cut off, and finds out Vader's his father; Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett.  It ends on such a down note. And that's life-a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
empire.	Blasphemy.
which did you like better: jedi or the empire strikes back.	Empire.
didn't you hear me? caitlin really is getting married.	Which did you like better: Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back.
return of the jedi.	Didn't you hear me? Caitlin really is getting married.
me pulling a can off some moron's fist.	Return of the Jedi.
you know what i just watched?	Me pulling a can off some moron's fist.
do you know that article is accurate? caitlin's really getting married!	You know what I just watched?
all four?	You, Veronica, Caitlin...  ...and Caitlin's fianc.
then i think all four of you had better sit down and talk it over.	All four?
i think it's safe to say yes.	Then I think all four of you had better sit down and talk it over.
caitlin's on the same wave-length?	I think it's safe to say yes.
i think the arguments veronica and i are having are some kind of manifestation of a subconscious desire to break away from her so that i can pursue the possibility of a more meaningful relationship with caitlin.	Caitlin's on the same wave-length?
what about veronica?	I think the arguments Veronica and I are having are some kind of manifestation of a subconscious desire to break away from her so that I can pursue the possibility of a more meaningful relationship with Caitlin.
...and she's looking to me for support. and i think that this is leading our relationship to a new level.	What about Veronica?
no, no, i'm listening. she's leaving college, and...?	...and she's looking to me for support. And I think that this is leading our relationship to a new level.
i'm talking to myself here.	No, no, I'm listening. She's leaving college, and...?
oh shit, i've got to place an order.	I'm talking to myself here.
they are. when she calls me now, she's a different person-she's frightened and vulnerable. she's about to finish college and enter the real world. that's got to be scary for anyone.	Oh shit, I've got to place an order.
you think things would be any different now?	They are. When she calls me now, she's a different person-she's frightened and vulnerable. She's about to finish college and enter the real world. That's got to be scary for anyone.
i'm serious. aside from the cheating, we were a great couple.  that's what high school's all about-algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.	You think things would be any different now?
oh yeah.	I'm serious. Aside from the cheating, we were a great couple.  That's what high school's all about-algebra, bad lunch, and infidelity.
because there was a lot of good in our relationship.	Oh yeah.
in light of this lurid tale, i don't see how you could even romanticize your relationship with caitlin-she broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.	Because there was a lot of good in our relationship.
it takes different strokes to move the world.	In light of this lurid tale, I don't see how you could even romanticize your relationship with Caitlin-she broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.
that's frightening.	It takes different strokes to move the world.
the two moved to idaho together after graduation. they raise sheep.	That's frightening.
chess team allan harris?!	The two moved to Idaho together after graduation. They raise sheep.
allan harris.	Chess team Allan Harris?!
your mother.	Allan Harris.
interesting postscript to that story: do you know who wound up going with brad michaelson in the other dark bedroom?	Your mother.
that girl was vile to you.	Interesting postscript to that story: Do you know who wound up going with Brad Michaelson in the other dark bedroom?
great story, isn't it?	That girl was vile to you.
oh, my god.	Great story, isn't it?
she was supposed to meet brad michaelson in a bedroom. she picked the wrong one. she had no idea i was even at the party.	Oh, my God.
what do you mean?	She was supposed to meet Brad Michaelson in a bedroom. She picked the wrong one. She had no idea I was even at the party.
i hit the lights and she freaks. turns out she thought i was brad michaelson.	What do you mean?
that's not cheating. people say crazy shit during sex. one time, i called this girl "mom."	I hit the lights and she freaks. Turns out she thought I was Brad Michaelson.
she called me brad.	That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called this girl "Mom."
she called you brad?	She called me Brad.
in the middle of it, she calls me brad.	She called you Brad?
that's cheating?	In the middle of it, she calls me Brad.
party at john k's-senior year. i get blitzed and pass out in his bedroom. caitlin comes in and dives all over me.	That's cheating?
eight and a half?	Party at John K's-senior year. I get blitzed and pass out in his bedroom. Caitlin comes in and dives all over me.
eight and a half.	Eight and a half?
chick only made you nuts. she cheated on you how many times?	Eight and a half.
five years.	Chick only made you nuts. She cheated on you how many times?
chick's nuts about you. how long did you date caitlin?	Five years.
seven months.	Chick's nuts about you. How long did you date Caitlin?
i'm going to offer you some advice, my friend: let the past be the past. forget caitlin bree. you've been with veronica for how long now?	Seven months.
you win.	I'm going to offer you some advice, my friend: let the past be the past. Forget Caitlin Bree. You've been with Veronica for how long now?
i'll bet the most frequent topic of arguments is caitlin bree.	You win.
i guess it's not really fighting. she just wants me to leave here, go back to school, get some direction.	I'll bet the most frequent topic of arguments is Caitlin Bree.
what do you two fight about?	I guess it's not really fighting. She just wants me to leave here, go back to school, get some direction.
one fight a day with veronica is about all i can stomach, thanks.	What do you two fight about?
did you tell veronica?	One fight a day with Veronica is about all I can stomach, thanks.
she called me.	Did you tell Veronica?
you called caitlin again?	She called me.
you don't want to know.	You called Caitlin again?
why?	I wanted to use your car.
who was on your phone this morning at about two-thirty? i was trying to call for a half an hour.	Why?
no, thanks.	Who was on your phone this morning at about two-thirty? I was trying to call for a half an hour.
want something to drink? i'm buying.	No, thanks.
i can't stand a voyeur. i'll be back.	Want something to drink? I'm buying.
don't screw with it. it makes us look suspicious.	I can't stand a voyeur. I'll be back.
i'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since i rule.  is the pelican flying?	Don't screw with it. It makes us look suspicious.
shocking abuse of authority.	I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class, especially since I rule.  Is the Pelican flying?
some guy just came in refusing to pay late fees. he said the store was closed for two hours yesterday.  i tore up his membership.	Shocking abuse of authority.
what smells like shoe polish?	Go open the sore.
he assured me that he'd be here by twelve.	What smells like shoe polish?
what time do you have to stay till?	He assured me that he'd be here by twelve.
shit, if i'd known you were working, i would've come even later.	What time do you have to stay till?
that's what i said.	Shit, if I'd known you were working, I would've come even later.
bunch of savages in this town.	That's what I said.
someone jammed gum in the locks.	Bunch of savages in this town.
why are the shutters closed?	Someone jammed gum in the locks.
the boss called. arthur fell ill.	Why are the shutters closed?
what the hell are you doing here? i thought you were playing hockey at one.	The boss called. Arthur fell ill.
you're late.	What the hell are you doing here? I thought you were playing hockey at one.
i'm surprised you never found out about it, dante. everybody in school knew-even in my class.	Jesus Christ, what next?
i still remember caitlin telling us about that time you two went to that motel-the one with the mirrors and the hot tub in the room.	THE GLADES MOTEL?
you know him?	Caitlin used to talk about him all the time.
you're alyssa's sister? heather?	Yep. I remember you got caught in my parents' room with Caitlin once.
i'm her sister.	You're Alyssa's sister? Heather?
caitlin bree. yeah?	I'm her sister.
you remember alyssa jones? she hung out with...	Caitlin Bree. Yeah?
do i know you?	You remember Alyssa Jones? She hung out with...
he's got those love handles.	I don't have love handles.
i'd say about sixty, seventy-tops.	I know I can bench more than that!
just the paper.	Thirty-fire.
yes.	Just the paper.
are you open?	Yes.
but i didn't sell cigarettes to any kids! hey!	Forget it. I don't want to deal with a guy that sells cigarettes to a five-year-old.  Can I offer you a ride somewhere?
what? when? when did all this shit happen?	Hey man, that was a long time ago. Don't let it get to you.
all the time. that girl was like a rabbit.	I... I don't believe this...
wait a second!  you used to sleep with caitlin bree? while i was dating her?	All the time. That girl was like a rabbit.
what?	While you two were dating in high school. We're talking four, five years ago, back when I drove a Trans- Am.
no, she's getting married.	To you?
oh man! hey, you still going out with her?	No, she's getting married.
how do you know that?	Oh man! Hey, you still going out with her?
and your name is dante hicks? you went to high school with her? you played hockey?	How do you know that?
yeah?	And your name is Dante Hicks? You went to high school with her? You played hockey?
pretty girl, about this girl's height- dark hair-gorgeous body?	Yeah?
yeah.	Pretty girl, about this girl's height- dark hair-gorgeous body?
did you say caitlin bree?	Yeah.
oh for god's sake!	See? You're ashamed. You know you're out of shape. Take my card.  I can help you tone that body up in no time. Get you on an aerobics and free-weights program.
how much can you bench?	I don't know.
i am not.	How much can you bench?
what are you talking about? there's no fat on this body.	No fat, but no tone either. You don't get enough exercise.
yes, they are. you're out of shape.	What are you talking about? There's no fat on this body.
they are not.	Yes, they are. You're out of shape.
oh, i do. you made the same noise when you reached across the counter for my cash. your muscles are thin and sadly underutilized.	They are not.
i don't think so.	Oh, I do. You made the same noise when you reached across the counter for my cash. Your muscles are thin and sadly underutilized.
i don't think so. that was a grunt; a deep inhalation of oxygen to aid in the stretching of muscles. i'm a trainer. i know what that sound signifies: you're out of shape.	I don't think so.
i didn't strain. i sighed.	I don't think so. That was a grunt; a deep inhalation of oxygen to aid in the stretching of muscles. I'm a trainer. I know what that sound signifies: you're out of shape.
i heard you strain when you put the milk in the bag. that milk only weighs about seven pounds.	I didn't strain. I sighed.
excuse me?	I heard you strain when you put the milk in the bag. That milk only weighs about seven pounds.
sounds to me like somebody needs to hit the gym.	Excuse me?
meaning?	I don't know. She was senile and shit. Used to piss herself all the time. C'mon Silent Bob.
i've had girlfriends, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.  shit, my grandma used to say, "which is better: a good plate with nothing on it..." no, wait. i fucked up. she said "what's a good-looking plate with nothing on it?"	Meaning?
she's my girlfriend.	I've had girlfriends, but all they wanted from me was weed and shit.  Shit, my grandma used to say, "Which is better: a good plate with nothing on it..." No, wait. I fucked up. She said "What's a good-looking plate with nothing on it?"
damn. she sure goes out of her way.	She's my girlfriend.
i jacked the car up. all she did was loosen the nuts and put the tire on.	Damn. She sure goes out of her way.
i don't know dude. that caitlin chick's nice. but i see that veronica girl doing shit for you all the time. she brings you food, she rubs your back... didn't i see her change your tire one day?	I jacked the car up. All she did was loosen the nuts and put the tire on.
maybe.	I don't know dude. That Caitlin chick's nice. But I see that Veronica girl doing shit for you all the time. She brings you food, she rubs your back... Didn't I see her change your tire one day?
and what-you were gonna dump her to date that caitlin chick?	Maybe.
lasagne.	And what-you were gonna dump her to date that Caitlin chick?
is she that girl who's down here all the time? she came here today carrying a plate of food.	Lasagne.
veronica.	Is she that girl who's down here all the time? She came here today carrying a plate of food.
don't you already have a girlfriend?	Veronica.
we were going to start again, i think.	Don't you already have a girlfriend?
you used to go out with her?	We were going to start again, I think.
knock it off. that used to be my girlfriend.	You used to go out with her?
probably saw that caitlin chick. i know i felt like beatin' it when i saw her.  come here, bitch! you like this? is this what you want? hunhh?	Knock it off. That used to be my girlfriend.
i don't know. i wasn't watching.	Probably saw that Caitlin chick. I know I felt like beatin' it when I saw her.  Come here, bitch! You like this? Is this what you want? Hunhh?
that's fucked up. yo, i heard he was jerkin' off.	I don't know. I wasn't watching.
he died in the bathroom.	That's fucked up. Yo, I heard he was jerkin' off.
hey, man, what happened with that old guy?	He died in the bathroom.
i can't believe you just rolled a joint in here.	Hey, man, what happened with that old guy?
so why do you sell it for so much more? i'll tell you why-because people come here and they're like "a dollar eighty for soda? i should get it at food city. but i don't feel like driving there. i'll just buy it here so i don't have to drive up there." that's exploiting a weakness, too, isn't it?	I can't believe you just rolled a joint in here.
so.	So why do you sell it for so much more? I'll tell you why-because people come here and they're like "A dollar eighty for soda? I should get it at Food City. But I don't feel like driving there. I'll just buy it here so I don't have to drive up there." That's exploiting a weakness, too, isn't it?
at food city it's ninety-nine cents, plus tax.	So.
a dollar sixty-nine, plus tax.	At Food City it's ninety-nine cents, plus tax.
all right. how much is pepsi here?	A dollar sixty-nine, plus tax.
you sell to people that can't stay away from an addiction.	All right. How much is Pepsi here?
what's that mean?	You sell to people that can't stay away from an addiction.
the difference is you exploit a weakness.	What's that mean?
and these aren't my drugs-i just sell them.	The difference is you exploit a weakness.
it's not my store.	And these aren't my drugs-I just sell them.
relax brother. what i mean is that you sell the stuff in this store at the highest prices around. a dollar seventy-nine for wraps-what's that shit?	It's not my store.
how do you figure... hey! you can't roll a joint in here!	Relax brother. What I mean is that you sell the stuff in this store at the highest prices around. A dollar seventy-nine for wraps-what's that shit?
i work, just like you. you're more of a crook than i am, dude.	How do you figure... HEY! You can't roll a joint in here!
nothing personal.	I work, just like you. You're more of a crook than I am, dude.
listen to you. oh shit. "oh, i don't hang out with drug dealers."	Nothing personal.
with you? i don't think so.	Listen to you. Oh shit. "Oh, I don't hang out with drug dealers."
wanna come to this party tonight? there's gonna be some pussy there, man!	With you? I don't think so.
i should start.	Wanna come to this party tonight? There's gonna be some pussy there, man!
we get off about the same time every night. we should hang out.  you get high?	I should start.
a half hour.	We get off about the same time every night. We should hang out.  You get high?
pay the good man.  don't you close soon?	A half hour.
one seventy-nine.	Pay the good man.  Don't you close soon?
hell yes, whatever that means. now i'm gonna head over to atlantic, drink some beers, get ripped, and- please god-get laid.  e-z wider, one-and-a-halfs.	One seventy-nine.
done poisoning the youth for the day?	Hell yes, whatever that means. Now I'm gonna head over to Atlantic, drink some beers, get ripped, and- please God-get laid.  E-Z Wider, one-and-a-halfs.
noinch, noinch, noinch-smoking weed, smoking weed! doing coke!  drinking beers!  a pack of wraps, my good man. it's time to kick back, drink some beers, and smoke some weed!	Done poisoning the youth for the day?
how many times i gotta tell you not to deal outside the store.	I'm not dealing.
yeah, you cock-smoking clerk.	How many times I gotta tell you not to deal outside the store.
go open the video store.	Yeah, you cock-smoking clerk.
are there any balls down there?!	'Bout the biggest pair you ever seen! NYNNE!!
if you'll just tell me the title of your rental choice, i'll have him hold it for you.	Don't hurt yourself. I'm going to Big Choice Video instead.
such a wiseass. but go ahead. crack wise. that's why you're jockeying a register in some fucking local convenience store instead of doing an honest day's work.  i got no more time to bullshit around waiting for that sonofabitch.  you make sure this gets back. the number's eight-twelve-wynarski. and i wanted to get a damn movie, too.	If you'll just tell me the title of your rental choice, I'll have him hold it for you.
actually, that's his night job.	Such a wiseass. But go ahead. Crack wise. That's why you're jockeying a register in some fucking local convenience store instead of doing an honest day's work.  I got no more time to bullshit around waiting for that sonofabitch.  You make sure this gets back. The number's eight-twelve-Wynarski. And I wanted to get a damn movie, too.
what the hell is that? resting his eyes! it's not like he's some goddamned air traffic controller!	Actually, that's his night job.
no; he was probably just resting his eyes.	What the hell is that? Resting his eyes! It's not like he's some goddamned air traffic controller!
you calling me a liar?	No; he was probably just resting his eyes.
i'm sure he wasn't sleeping.	You calling me a liar?
it's not like it's a demanding job. i'd like to get paid to sit on my ass and watch tv. the other day i walked in there and that sonofabitch was sleeping.	I'm sure he wasn't sleeping.
here. now leave me alone.	Uh, can I have the other one. The one below this one. They show more in that one.
yeah. i like the cartoons. they make me laugh. they draw the biggest titties.	Here. Now leave me alone.
the porno mags?	Yeah. I like the cartoons. They make me laugh. They draw the biggest titties.
no, i mean the ones there. behind the counter.	The porno mags?
i said go ahead.	No, I mean the ones there. Behind the counter.
can i trouble you for one of those magazines?	I said go ahead.
you know, you probably could've been home, already, in the time it's taken you to get in there.	Can I trouble you for one of those magazines?
thanks, young man. you've got a heart of gold.	You know, you probably could've been home, already, in the time it's taken you to get in there.
jesus... go ahead.	Thanks, young man. You've got a heart of gold.
say, young fella, you know i hate to bother you again, but can i take a paper or something back there... to read?  it usually takes me a while, and i like to read while it's going on.	Jesus... go ahead.
thanks son, you're a lifesaver.	Say, young fella, you know I hate to bother you again, but can I take a paper or something back there... to read?  It usually takes me a while, and I like to read while it's going on.
yeah, okay. go ahead.	Thanks son, you're a lifesaver.
aw, c'mon boy. what's the difference? you said yourself the stuff that's there now is rough.	Yeah, okay. Go ahead.
yeah, but...	Aw, c'mon boy. What's the difference? You said yourself the stuff that's there now is rough.
rough, eh? oh, that stuff rips hell out of my hemorrhoids. say, would you mind if i took a roll of the soft stuff back there. i see you sell the soft stuff.	Yeah, but...
actually, it is kind of rough.	Rough, eh? Oh, that stuff rips hell out of my hemorrhoids. Say, would you mind if I took a roll of the soft stuff back there. I see you sell the soft stuff.
i'm not asking about the color. i mean is it rough or cottony?	Actually, it is kind of rough.
the white kind.	I'm not asking about the color. I mean is it rough or cottony?
thanks son. say-what kind of toilet paper you got back there?	The white kind.
uh... sure. go ahead. it's back through the cooler.	Thanks son. Say-what kind of toilet paper you got back there?
i understand, but can i use it. i'm not that young anymore, so i'm kind of... you know... incontinent.	Uh... sure. Go ahead. It's back through the cooler.
um... yeah, but it's for employees only.	I understand, but can I use it. I'm not that young anymore, so I'm kind of... you know... incontinent.
well, that depends. do you have a bathroom?	Um... yeah, but it's for employees only.
oh... can i help you?	Well, that depends. Do you have a bathroom?
no, he got hit by a bus.	Oh... Can I help you?
and he got cancer by chewing fluorescent bulb glass...?	No, he got hit by a bus.
i had a friend that used to chew glass for a living. in the circus.	And he got cancer by chewing fluorescent bulb glass...?
so i'm told.	I had a friend that used to chew glass for a living. In the circus.
you know the insides of those are filled with stuff that gives you cancer.	So I'm told.
i'm trying.	You know the insides of those are filled with stuff that gives you cancer.
be careful.	I'm trying.
veronica, i love you...	Fuck you.
and having him tell me... that was just the weakest move ever. you're spineless.	Veronica, I love you...
randal...?	And having him tell me... that was just the weakest move ever. You're spineless.
of course not; not now! you're caught, and now you're trying to snake out of doing what you wanted to do. well, i won't let you. i want you to follow through on this, just so you can find out what a fucking idiot you are. and when she dumps you again- and she will, dante, i promise you that-when she dumps you again, i want to laugh at you, right in your face, just so you realize that that was what you gave up our relationship for!  i'm just glad randal had the balls to tell me, since you couldn't.	Randal...?
i don't want to go back with her...	Of course not; not now! You're caught, and now you're trying to snake out of doing what you wanted to do. Well, I won't let you. I want you to follow through on this, just so you can find out what a fucking idiot you are. And when she dumps you again- and she will, Dante, I promise you that-when she dumps you again, I want to laugh at you, right in your face, just so you realize that that was what you gave up our relationship for!  I'm just glad Randal had the balls to tell me, since you couldn't.
you don't know what you want, but i'm not going to sit here anymore holding your hand until you figure it out! i've encouraged you to get out of this fucking dump and go back to school, to take charge of your life and find direction. i even transferred so maybe you would be more inclined to go back to college if i was with you. everyone said it was a stupid move, but i didn't care because i loved you and wanted to see you pull yourself out of this senseless funk you've been in since that whore dumped you, oh so many years ago. and now you want to go back to her so she can fuck you over some more?	I don't want to go back with her...
i don't want caitlin...	You don't know what you want, but I'm not going to sit here anymore holding your hand until you figure it out! I've encouraged you to get out of this fucking dump and go back to school, to take charge of your life and find direction. I even transferred so maybe you would be more inclined to go back to college if I was with you. Everyone said it was a stupid move, but I didn't care because I loved you and wanted to see you pull yourself out of this senseless funk you've been in since that whore dumped you, oh so many years ago. And now you want to go back to her so she can fuck you over some more?
you're damn right it's not like that! because i won't let it be like that! you want your slut? fine!  the slut is yours!	I don't want Caitlin...
veronica... i... it's not like that anymore... i mean, it was never really like that...	You're damn right it's not like that! Because I won't let it be like that! You want your slut? Fine!  The slut is yours!
explain what? how you were waiting until the time was right, and then you were going to dump me for her?	Veronica... I... it's not like that anymore... I mean, it was never really like that...
would you let me explain...	Explain what? How you were waiting until the time was right, and then you were going to dump me for her?
i'm not the one trying to patch things up with my ex, sneaking around behind your back! and if you think that thirty-seven dicks are a lot, then just wait, mister: i'm going to put the hookers in times square to shame with all the guys i go down on now!	Would you let me explain...
a couple...?	I'm not the one trying to patch things up with my ex, sneaking around behind your back! And if you think that thirty-seven dicks are a lot, then just wait, mister: I'm going to put the hookers in Times Square to shame with all the guys I go down on now!
and then you pull that shit this morning, freaking out because i've gone down on a couple guys!	A couple...?
it was only a few times...	And then you pull that shit this morning, freaking out because I've gone down on a couple guys!
you've been talking to her on the phone for weeks!	It was only a few times...
what're you talking about?	You've been talking to her on the phone for weeks!
if you didn't want to go out with me anymore, why didn't you just say it? instead, you pussyfoot around and see that slut behind my back!	What're you talking about?
what the fuck did you do that for?	If you didn't want to go out with me anymore, why didn't you just say it? Instead, you pussyfoot around and see that slut behind my back!
sure.	Good.  I'll see you when you close, then. Enjoy the lasagne.
eight. but i have a sorority meeting till nine, so i'll be back before you close. can we go out and get some coffee?	Sure.
what time do you get finished?	Eight. But I have a sorority meeting till nine, so I'll be back before you close. Can we go out and get some coffee?
bummer, well, i've gotta head back for the one-thirty class.	What time do you get finished?
i called a locksmith and he said the earliest he could get here it tomorrow.	Bummer, Well, I've gotta head back for the one-thirty class.
you couldn't get these shutters open?	I called a locksmith and he said the earliest he could get here it tomorrow.
thank you for the lasagne.	You couldn't get these shutters open?
thank you for being rational.	Thank you for the lasagne.
...it isn't there. yes.	Thank you for being rational.
the ostrich syndrome: if you don't see it...	...it isn't there. Yes.
and he said most of them are college guys, i've never met or seen.	The ostrich syndrome: if you don't see it...
and that made you feel better?	And he said most of them are college guys, I've never met or seen.
at least he wasn't thirty-six.	And that made you feel better?
what did he say?	At least he wasn't thirty-six.
i had to tell someone. he put it into perspective.	What did he say?
you had to tell him.	I had to tell someone. He put it into perspective.
really?  you're the best.	I'm glad you've calmed down a bit.  Hi, Randal.
peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off. what do you think it is? it's lasagne.	Really?  You're the best.
what is it?	Peanut butter and jelly with the crusts cut off. What do you think it is? It's lasagne.
lit 101 got canceled, so i stopped home and brought you some lunch.	What is it?
he still hasn't shown up. why aren't you in class?	Lit 101 got canceled, so I stopped home and brought you some lunch.
thirty-seven. i just can't...	Goodbye, Dante.
i'm going to school. maybe later you'll be a bit more rational.	Thirty-seven. I just can't...
every time i kiss you now i'm going to taste thirty-six other guys.	I'm going to school. Maybe later you'll be a bit more rational.
i love you. don't feel sick.	Every time I kiss you now I'm going to taste thirty-six other guys.
i feel sick.	I love you. Don't feel sick.
because going down it's a big deal! i used to like a guy, we'd make out, and sooner or later i'd go down on him. but i only had sex with the guys i loved.	I feel sick.
well... why did you have to suck their dicks? why didn't you just sleep with them, like any decent person?!	Because going down it's a big deal! I used to like a guy, we'd make out, and sooner or later I'd go down on him. But I only had sex with the guys I loved.
...and one of those guys was you! the last one, i might add, which-if you're too stupid to comprehend- means that i've been faithful to you since we met! all the other guys i went with before i met you, so, if you want to have a complex about it, go ahead!  but don't look at me like i'm the town whore, because you were plenty busy yourself, before you met me!	Well... why did you have to suck their dicks? Why didn't you just sleep with them, like any decent person?!
a few?	...And one of those guys was you! The last one, I might add, which-if you're too stupid to comprehend- means that I've been faithful to you since we met! All the other guys I went with before I met you, so, if you want to have a complex about it, go ahead!  But don't look at me like I'm the town whore, because you were plenty busy yourself, before you met me!
yeah, i went down on a few guys...	A few?
no, but you sucked enough dick!	Yeah, I went down on a few guys...
hey listen, jerk! until today you never even knew how many guys i'd slept with, because you never even asked. and then you act all nonchalant about fucking twelve different girls. well, i never had sex with twelve different guys!	No, but you sucked enough dick!
hey! where are you going?!	Hey listen, jerk! Until today you never even knew how many guys I'd slept with, because you never even asked. And then you act all nonchalant about fucking twelve different girls. Well, I never had sex with twelve different guys!
i'm going to class.	Thirty-seven?!  My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!
i'm thirty-seven?	I'm going to class.
um. thirty-seven.	I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?
what the hell is that anyway, "something like thirty-six?" does that include me?	Um. Thirty-seven.
lower your voice!	What the hell is that anyway, "something like thirty-six?" Does that include me?
what? something like thirty-six?	Lower your voice!
something like thirty-six.	WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?
well...?	Something like thirty-six.
this is different. this is important. how many?!	Well...?
all right! shut up a second and i'll tell you! jesus! i didn't freak like this when you told me how many girls you fucked.	This is different. This is important. How many?!
how many?	All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak like this when you told me how many girls you fucked.
let it go...	HOW MANY?
how many dicks have you sucked?!	Let it go...
dante...	How many dicks have you sucked?!
how many?	Dante...
please calm down.	How many?
i did understand! i understand that you slept with three different guys, and that's all you said.	Please calm down.
i'm sorry, dante. i thought you understood.	I did understand! I understand that you slept with three different guys, and that's all you said.
oh my god-i feel so nauseous...	I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.
because i did only sleep with three guys! that doesn't mean i didn't just go with people.	Oh my God-I feel so nauseous...
oh my god! why did you tell me you only slept with three guys?	Because I did only sleep with three guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
we went out a few times. we didn't have sex, but we fooled around.	Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only slept with three guys?
you sucked his dick!	We went out a few times. We didn't have sex, but we fooled around.
that's because i never had sex with him!	You sucked his dick!
but... but you said you only had sex with three guys! you never mentioned him!	That's because I never had sex with him!
yeah. how do you think i know he liked...	But... but you said you only had sex with three guys! You never mentioned him!
you sucked that guy's dick?	Yeah. How do you think I know he liked...
i'm serious...	You sucked that guy's dick?
yeah, right.	I'm serious...
sylvan? no; i snowballed him.	Yeah, right.
like you said-she snowballed him.	Sylvan? No; I snowballed him.
why do you say that?	Like you said-she snowballed him.
sylvan can be talked into anything.	Why do you say that?
he gets off on it.	Sylvan can be talked into anything.
he requested this?	He gets off on it.
after he gets a blow job, he likes to have the cum spit back into his mouth while kissing. it's called snowballing.	He requested this?
what do you mean?	After he gets a blow job, he likes to have the cum spit back into his mouth while kissing. It's called snowballing.
sylvan made it up. it's a blow job thing.	What do you mean?
why do you call him that?	Sylvan made it up. It's a blow job thing.
shit! why are we getting up?	Unlike you, I have a class in forty- five minutes.
jesus, would you stop? you make my head hurt when you talk about this.	Shit! Why are we getting up?
it's important to me, dante. you have so much potential that just goes to waste in this pit. i wish you'd go back to school.	Jesus, would you stop? You make my head hurt when you talk about this.
can't we ever have a discussion without that coming up?	It's important to me, Dante. You have so much potential that just goes to waste in this pit. I wish you'd go back to school.
to school. there's a seminar about getting back into a scholastic program after a lapse in enrollment.	Can't we ever have a discussion without that coming up?
where?	To school. There's a seminar about getting back into a scholastic program after a lapse in enrollment.
i want you to come with me on monday.	Where?
all right. name it.	I want you to come with me on Monday.
after dropping a bombshell like that, you owe me. big.	All right. Name it.
they put up the least amount of struggle.	After dropping a bombshell like that, you owe me. Big.
vegetable meaning paraplegic.	They put up the least amount of struggle.
animal, vegetable, or mineral.	Vegetable meaning paraplegic.
i am. and that's why you should feel like a pig. you men make me sick. you'll sleep with anything that says yes.	Animal, vegetable, or mineral.
wow. that's great. that's something to be proud of.	I am. And that's why you should feel like a pig. You men make me sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.
john franson and rob stanslyk.	Wow. That's great. That's something to be proud of.
no; who were the three, besides me?	John Franson and Rob Stanslyk.
you!	No; who were the three, besides me?
who?	You!
i'm not the pig you are.	Who?
you've only had sex with three different people?	I'm not the pig you are.
three including you.	You've only had sex with three different people?
three?	Three including you.
three.	Three?
do i get to hit you after you tell me?	Three.
do you know how many different men i've had sex with?	Do I get to hit you after you tell me?
why'd you hit me?	Do you know how many different men I've had sex with?
you're a pig.	Why'd you hit me?
what the hell was that for?	You're a pig.
including you; yes.	What the hell was that for?
you've slept with twelve different girls?	Including you; yes.
twelve.	You've slept with twelve different girls?
it better be up to and including me.	Twelve.
including you?	It better be up to and including me.
we might have; i don't remember. how many?	Including you?
how many different girls? didn't we already have this discussion once?	We might have; I don't remember. How many?
how many girls have you slept with?	How many different girls? Didn't we already have this discussion once?
how many what?	How many girls have you slept with?
how many?	How many what?
these are my opinions based on my experiences with the few women who were good enough to sleep with me.	How many?
you were making a generalization about "broads!"	These are my opinions based on my experiences with the few women who were good enough to sleep with me.
it wasn't directed at you. i was making a broad generalization.	You were making a generalization about "broads!"
i'm astonished to hear you trivialize my role in our sex life.	It wasn't directed at you. I was making a broad generalization.
i touched a nerve.	I'm astonished to hear you trivialize my role in our sex life.
i'm insulted. believe me, don juan, it takes more than that to get a guy off. just "being there"-as you put it-is not enough.	I touched a nerve.
something wrong?	I'm insulted. Believe me, Don Juan, it takes more than that to get a guy off. Just "being there"-as you put it-is not enough.
and i actually date you?	Something wrong?
a girl makes a guy cum, it's standard. a guy makes a girl cum, it's talent.	And I actually date you?
oh, you think so?	A girl makes a guy cum, it's standard. A guy makes a girl cum, it's talent.
now, making a woman cum... therein lies a challenge.	Oh, you think so?
how flattering.	Now, making a woman cum... therein lies a challenge.
making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat.	How flattering.
"be there?"	Making a male climax is not all that challenging: insert somewhere close and preferably moist; thrust; repeat.
women? women, as lovers, are all basically the same: they just have to be there.	"Be there?"
you show some bedroom proficiency, and you think you're gods. what about what we do for you?	Women? Women, as lovers, are all basically the same: they just have to be there.
how do you figure?	You show some bedroom proficiency, and you think you're gods. What about what we do for you?
typically male point of view.	How do you figure?
yeah, right. you can't get enough of me.	Typically male point of view.
i was kidding.	Yeah, right. You can't get enough of me.
really?	I was kidding.
ooh! can we?!	Really?
why? you wanna have sex or something?	Ooh! Can we?!
do you think anyone can see us down here?	Why? You wanna have sex or something?
i had to use shoe polish to make that sign. the smell won't come off.	Do you think anyone can see us down here?
honesty through paranoia. why do you smell like shoe polish?	I had to use shoe polish to make that sign. The smell won't come off.
theoretically, people see money on the counter and nobody around, they think they're being watched.	Honesty through paranoia. Why do you smell like shoe polish?
how do you know they're taking the right amount of change? or even paying for what they take?	Theoretically, people see money on the counter and nobody around, they think they're being watched.
why do you say that?	How do you know they're taking the right amount of change? Or even paying for what they take?
you're trusting.	Why do you say that?
like three dollars in mixed change and a couple of singles. people only get the paper of coffee this time of morning.	You're trusting.
how much money did you leave up there?	Like three dollars in mixed change and a couple of singles. People only get the paper of coffee this time of morning.
she called you, didn't she?	Oh, be real! Would you... Would you please hug me?  I just went through a very traumatic experience and I haven't been having the best day so far. Now come on.
what? what is that?	She called you, didn't she?
who's defensive?  just... would you just hug me?! all right? your boyfriend was accosted by an angry mob, and he needs to be hugged.	What? What is that?
who's fighting? why are you so defensive?	Who's defensive?  Just... Would you just hug me?! All right? Your boyfriend was accosted by an angry mob, and he needs to be hugged.
nothing! jesus! i gotta fight with you now?	Who's fighting? Why are you so defensive?
what were you doing?	Nothing! Jesus! I gotta fight with you now?
hunhh? nothing.	What were you doing?
what were you doing up so late?	Hunhh? Nothing.
i don't know-like two-thirty, three.	What were you doing up so late?
you look bushed. what time did you get to bed?	I don't know-like two-thirty, three.
bunch of savages in this town.	You look bushed. What time did you get to bed?
you're kidding.	Bunch of savages in this town.
somebody jammed the locks with gum.	You're kidding.
why don't you open the shutters and get some sunlight in here?	Somebody jammed the locks with gum.
i'm only here until twelve, then i'm gone. the boss is coming in.	Why don't you open the shutters and get some sunlight in here?
why did you agree to come in then?	I'm only here until twelve, then I'm gone. The boss is coming in.
yes! and i'm going to play like shit because i didn't get a good night's sleep!	Why did you agree to come in then?
don't you have a hockey game at two?	Yes! And I'm going to play like shit because I didn't get a good night's sleep!
the guy got sick and couldn't come in.	Don't you have a hockey game at two?
i know. i stopped by your house and your mom said you left at like six or something.	The guy got sick and couldn't come in.
i'm not even supposed to be here today!	I know. I stopped by your house and your mom said you left at like six or something.
all i'm saying is that if you're unhappy you should leave.	I'm not even supposed to be here today!
please, veronica. last thing i need is a lecture at this point.	All I'm saying is that if you're unhappy you should leave.
then quit. you should be going to school anyway...	Please, Veronica. Last thing I need is a lecture at this point.
i hate this fucking place.	Then quit. You should be going to school anyway...
at least they weren't lit.	I hate this fucking place.
too hard?! i don't have enough indignities in my life-people start throwing cigarettes at me!	At least they weren't lit.
all right, stupid question. but don't you think you're taking this a bit too hard?	Too hard?! I don't have enough indignities in my life-people start throwing cigarettes at me!
it stings a little.	A word of advice: Sometimes it's best to let those hard to reach chips go.
i'll throw this out. precautionary measure.	It stings a little.
thanks. i thought i was gonna have to go to the hospital.	I'll throw this out. Precautionary measure.
i think it's coming now...	Thanks. I thought I was gonna have to go to the hospital.
they oughta put some kind of warning on these cans, like they do with cigarettes.	I think it's coming now...
maybe we should soap your hand or something.	They oughta put some kind of warning on these cans, like they do with cigarettes.
usually i just turn the can upside down.	Maybe we should soap your hand or something.
you hold the counter and i'll pull.	Usually I just turn the can upside down.
i didn't sell cigarettes to any kids! i swear!	The due date is on the bottom. This summons cannot be contested in any court of law. Failure to remit before the due date will result in a charge of criminal negligence, and a warrant will be issued for your arrest. Have a nice day.
an angry mother called the state division of taxation and complained that the man working at quick stop convenience sold her five-year-old daughter cigarettes today at around four o'clock. division of taxation calls the state board of health, and they send me down here to issue a fine. you say you were working all day, hence the fine is yours.  it's doubled due to the incredibly young age of the child.	But I didn't sell cigarettes to any kid!
yeah, but i didn't sell cigarettes to any kids!	An angry mother called the state division of taxation and complained that the man working at Quick Stop Convenience sold her five-year-old daughter cigarettes today at around four o'clock. Division of taxation calls the State Board of Health, and they send me down here to issue a fine. You say you were working all day, hence the fine is yours.  It's doubled due to the incredibly young age of the child.
you said you were here all day?	Yeah, but I didn't sell cigarettes to any kids!
i didn't do that!	You said you were here all day?
according to the njac-the new jersey administrative code, section eighteen, five, slash twelve point five-a fine of no less than two hundred and fifty dollars is to be leveled against any person reported selling cigarettes to a minor.	I didn't do that!
what are you talking about?	According to the NJAC-the New Jersey Administrative Code, section eighteen, five, slash twelve point five-a fine of no less than two hundred and fifty dollars is to be leveled against any person reported selling cigarettes to a minor.
a fine, for five hundred dollars.	WHAT?
what's this?	A fine, for five hundred dollars.
here you go.	What's this?
can i have your name please?	Dante Hicks. Why? What is this about?
i'm not out of shape!	Can I have your name please?
were you working here at about four o'clock?	I've been here since six o'clock this morning. Why?
excuse me, but have you been here all day?	What?
yes.  i'm not out of shape.	Excuse me, but have you been here all day?
you open?	Yes.  I'm not out of shape.
did he say "making fuck?"	Wait, there's more.  Olaf: sing...
that doesn't sound metal.	You gotta hear him sing.  Olaf, "Berserker!"
what did he say?	I don't know, man. He's a fucking character.
no way!	Swear.  Olaf, metal!
he only speaks russian?	He knows some English, but he can't not speak it good like we do.
no way.	I swear to God. Silent Bob, am I lying?
check this out, he's from russia.	No way.
he's your cousin?	Check this out, he's from Russia.
nothing. just hanging out with silent bob and his cousin.	He's your cousin?
scumbag. what are you doing?	Nothing. Just hanging out with Silent Bob and his cousin.
oh shit, look who it is. the human vacuum.	Scumbag. What are you doing?
does he sing in english or russian?	English.  Come on, "Berserker!" Girls think sexy.
come on, man, "berserker!"	Does he sing in English or Russian?
he really wants to play metal?	He's got his own band in Moscow. It's called "Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans" or something like that.
is he staying here?	He's moving to the big city next week. He wants to be a metal singer.
what part of russia?	I don't fucking know. What am I, his biographer?  Olaf, what part of Russia are you from?
sure. how about the beach?	I like the way you think.
to a five-year-old kid? what a scumbag!	That's sick, Dante.
holy shit! she told you about that!  buddy of mine worked there. said he watched the whole thing. they used to film people at that hotel; nobody knew about it.	She said one time you set up a tent on the beach and you guys did it in the middle of this big rainstorm.
really?	Oh yeah. You were the built older guy with the black Trans and the big...
oh my god! you're rick derris?	Yeah!
to an asian design major.	Shit!  Don't take this the wrong way, but I used to fuck her.
you're dante hicks? oh my god! i didn't even recognize you!	Because he's out of shape.
it's probably from being around all this food every day.	Oh, I know. If I had to work here all day, I'd be bloated and out of shape, too.
that's tight. solid.	Now feel his.  Roll up your sleeve, chief.
feel that.	That's tight. Solid.
no way!	Feel that.
i do about three-fifty, four.	No way!
my ex-boyfriend was about his height, but he was much bulkier. he could bench two-fifty, three hundred easy.	I do about three-fifty, four.
i think the lady called it.	My ex-boyfriend was about his height, but he was much bulkier. He could bench two-fifty, three hundred easy.
i don't know. i can't really tell from here.	He is.
let me ask you a question: do you think this guy's out of shape?	I don't know. I can't really tell from here.
you'll be missed.	Screw you!
well this is the last time i ever rent here...	You'll be missed.
i hope it feels so good to be right. there is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?	Well this is the last time I ever rent here...
you hope what feels good?	I hope it feels so good to be right. There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
i hope it feels good.	You hope what feels good?
i only pointed out that you weren't paying any attention to what i was saying.	I hope it feels good.
your ruse. your cunning attempt to trick me.	I only pointed out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.
i beg your pardon!	Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
i don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.	I beg your pardon!
i don't think your manager would appreciate...	I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
no, i wasn't.	I don't think your manager would appreciate...
i just held up the same two movies. you're not even paying attention.	No, I wasn't.
i find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.	Well, how about these two movies?
you've never heard anybody say anything about either movie?	I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
yo. i'll see you at that party.  i'll see you there?	I'll see you there.
the only place i don't bring my drugs is church. and that ain't till sunday morning.	Yo. I'll see you at that party.  I'll see you there?
yo, don't sell all that. 'cause i'm gonna get the cash and buy it from you at john k's. you're gonna bring it, right?	The only place I don't bring my drugs is church. And that ain't till Sunday morning.
my man is deaf.  i'm going to john k's party!  neh.	Yo, don't sell all that. 'Cause I'm gonna get the cash and buy it from you at John K's. You're gonna bring it, right?
you're gonna be at john k's party?	My man is deaf.  I'M GOING TO JOHN K'S PARTY!  Neh.
till ten. then i'm going to john k's party.	You're gonna be at John K's party?
how long you gonna be here?	Till ten. Then I'm going to John K's party.
for this kind of hash, you need that kind of cash.	How long you gonna be here?
yo, i don't have that kind of cash.	For this kind of hash, you need that kind of cash.
that's the price, my brother.	Yo, I don't have that kind of cash.
um, do you think you can give me a lift home tonight?	I'm going to have a word with that asshole.
after all that i've done for that fuck! and he wants to be with that slut? fine! he can have his slut!	Um, do you think you can give me a lift home tonight?
he didn't ask me to...	After all that I've done for that fuck! And he wants to be with that slut? Fine! He can have his slut!
no, i'm more furious. i'm pissed off. i feel like he's been killing time while he tries to grow the balls to tell me how he really feels, and then he can't even do it!  he has his friend do it for him!	He didn't ask me to...
you're not?	No, I'm more furious. I'm pissed off. I feel like he's been killing time while he tries to grow the balls to tell me how he really feels, and then he can't even do it!  He has his friend do it for him!
i'm not sad.	You're not?
don't hold it against him. he just never got caitlin out of his system. it's not your fault. it's dante.  i don't know thing one about chicks. do you want to cry or something? i can leave.	I'm not sad.
i... i don't know what to say.	Don't hold it against him. He just never got Caitlin out of his system. It's not your fault. It's Dante.  I don't know thing one about chicks. Do you want to cry or something? I can leave.
pretty much. all except the latent homosexuality part-that's just my theory.	I... I don't know what to say.
and... he told you all of this?	Pretty much. All except the latent homosexuality part-that's just my theory.
twenty bucks.	All right, asshole, you're on.
twenty bucks?	Twenty bucks.
i'll bet you twenty bucks you don't get to rent that tape.	Twenty bucks?
like hell you are!	I'll bet you twenty bucks you don't get to rent that tape.
ain't gonna happen, my friend. i'm getting that tape.	Like hell you are!
says me. i've been here for half an hour. i'd call that first dibs.	Ain't gonna happen, my friend. I'm getting that tape.
says who?	Says me. I've been here for half an hour. I'd call that first dibs.
i have first dibs.	Says who?
you came for that too? that's the movie i came for.	I have first dibs.
dental school.	You came for that too? That's the movie I came for.
which one?	Dental School.
i would've went to big choice, but the tape i want is right there on the wall.	Which one?
man! i hate it when i can't rent videos!	I would've went to Big Choice, but the tape I want is right there on the wall.
i know. i've been here since eleven.	Man! I hate it when I can't rent videos!
you're kidding. it's almost eleven- thirty!	I know. I've been here since eleven.
the guy ain't here yet.	You're kidding. It's almost eleven- thirty!
bye.	Bye  That was Snowball.
i will. take it easy.	Bye.
that's cool. well-you two lovebirds take it easy, all right?	I will. Take it easy.
i just talked to her on monday. we still hang out on weekends.	That's cool. Well-you two lovebirds take it easy, all right?
do you still talk to sylvan?	I just talked to her on Monday. We still hang out on weekends.
no, i transferred into monmouth this year. i was tired of missing him.	Do you still talk to Sylvan?
ronnie! how are you? you work here now?	No, I'm just visiting my man.  Dante, this is Willam Black.  This is Dante Hicks, my boyfriend.
willam!	Ronnie! How are you? You work here now?
that woulda been cool.	Exactly, cheesehead, exactly.
next time you're like watching mtv, y' know, like flip it to the weather channel for a split second and check it out.  i mean, hey, we could be home watching some righteous pornos.	That woulda been cool.
what?	Next time you're like watching MTV, y' know, like flip it to the weather channel for a split second and check it out.  I mean, hey, we could be home watching some righteous pornos.
"it's a perfect day for a monster jump."  hey man, can you like do me a favor?	What?
did you catch that thunder?	No way, death-breath, that was too intense for thunder.  C'mon let's rock an' roll.
hey, gabe, we're flyin' off the tower today.  c'mon with us.	C'mon, man--it's perfect weather for a monster, full-fledged gutrush!
man, i hate work even when somebody else does it!	Hey, Gabe, we're flyin' off the Tower today.  C'mon with us.
work!  don't say that word, man.	Man, I hate work even when somebody else does it!
gabe!  hey, man!  gabe!  it's gabe!	How yo doin', Gabe!
fuck you.	Cursin'.  That's a penalty kick for unsportsmanlike conduct, mate.
did i hear somethin' break? outside left!	Fuck you.
hey, let's get something straight. if i'm gonna die, i'm gonna die, but you're always gonna be the asshole, so just shoot, alright.	Who's shooting?
ready to die quiet-like, asshole.	Hey, let's get something straight. If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, but you're always gonna be the asshole, so just shoot, alright.
c-4?	More bang for the buck.
answer the man.	Nothing, just tourist souvenirs.
jessie, hal, come in...please report.  over.	Where's the radio?
if you can't make it back, i'll hold up at the douglas shaft. stop worryin'.  you sound like a mother hen.	Rooster!  Forget the hen stuff. Be safe, honey.  Over.
jessie, girl this is insane. weather stat called in wind gusts up to 50 knots for tonight.	If you can't make it back, I'll hold up at the Douglas Shaft. Stop worryin'.  You sound like a mother hen.
i copy.	Jessie, girl this is insane. Weather stat called in wind gusts up to 50 knots for tonight.
jessie, jessie, copy?	I copy.
and it's such a handsome head. please frank, and i swear i'll buy one of your paintings.	I admit, I can be bought.
hal will have my head for this.	And it's such a handsome head. Please Frank, and I swear I'll buy one of your paintings.
if i don't meet up with them, you can come and pick me up by nightfall.	Hal will have my head for this.
i don't know.	If I don't meet up with them, you can come and pick me up by nightfall.
he said the tower, but he's on comb bluff?  frank, fly me to the west valley, the winds are never too bad there and it's only a half hour climb to the douglas shaft.	I don't know.
hal's signalling he's ok.	They're about two hundred yards from the top of the tower, right where that ledge comes out, Gabe.
so...what are you, blind, son? this is a banana eating a monkey, nature in reverse.	Y'know, Jessie, doesn't Frank look like a normal guy--but he's not,  are you Frank?
a monkey?	So...what are you, blind, son? This is a banana eating a monkey, nature in reverse.
what usually eats a banana?	A monkey?
surprise me.	What usually eats a banana?
so, what do you see?	Surprise me.
hey, jessie, you're just in time for another masterpiece.	So, what do you see?
the money!	WHEN SHE'S SAFE!
you do, and the spring thaw is going to be worth a lot of cash!	The money!
throw it up or i'll kill her.	You do, and the spring thaw is going to be worth a lot of cash!
where are you, walker?	You're getting warmer!
copy.  jessie, go to the top of bitker ladder.	Love's a killer, isn't it?
i want the money--meet me at the highest point from where you are. don't do it and we're going to see if your angel here can fly. copy?	Copy.  Jessie, go to the top of Bitker ladder.
jessie!  are you alright?	I want the money--meet me at the highest point from where you are. Don't do it and we're going to see if your angel here can fly. Copy?
tucker?	Qualen, glad you stuck around. There should be a few hundred cops looking to meet you.
go on, fetch.	I need my bolt gun and an ice axe.
looks like the tower.  it's a bad climb.	A bad climb, no, just another challenge.  What's life without 'em, right, Agent Travers.
bags?	Suits, underwear, 100 million dollars...the usual stuff. Travers was smart enough to bring along a tracking device.  Step into my office.
you know how the airlines are.	Bags?
it can't fly in this weather.	This is where your background in police work comes in handy--ask the questions, Travers.
that was the first and last question-- now only answers. where's the chopper?	It can't fly in this weather.
take the gun.	You keep it.  Get up there if you can, and if you get a chance, do me a favor and kill him.
not on that leg.	Take the gun.
i'm going with you.	Not on that leg.
give him the money.	I'm going with you.
what are we going to do?	Give him the money.
near freedom falls.  she went for help.	Hey, about everything that happened with Sarah.  I know you did what you could--
how's your leg? i'll live.  where'd you leave jessie?	Near Freedom Falls.  She went for help.
thanks for staying around when you didn't have to.	My pleasure.
forget me.  if you can, get away.	Would you?
no, buddy, it was you who dropped it!	If you want, do it.  I don't care.
and you weren't looking into her eyes when she fell.  now drop it!	No, buddy, it was you who dropped it!
what the hell do you know about bad time.  you didn't love her, you didn't have to explain to her family.	And you weren't looking into her eyes when she fell.  Now drop it!
look, it was a bad time for everybody.	What the hell do you know about bad time.  You didn't love her, you didn't have to explain to her family.
we'll never know, will we?	Look, it was a bad time for everybody.
there wasn't time for anything else.	We'll never know, will we?
well you were wrong! it was your weight on the line that did it--	There wasn't time for anything else.
i did what i thought was right.	Well you were wrong! It was your weight on the line that did it--
you don't know anything. you did it your way and she died.	I did what I thought was right.
look, i know--	You don't know anything. You did it your way and she died.
can't pass up another chance to play hero, can you.	Look, I know--
i'm here for the same reason you are, so let's do it.	Can't pass up another chance to play hero, can you.
you're gone now!  i don't climb with people i can't trust.  why'd you come up, to prove something?	I'm here for the same reason you are, so let's do it.
when we get this group down, i'm gone.	You're gone now!  I don't climb with people I can't trust.  Why'd you come up, to prove something?
now let me fill you in.  you can get your ass back down an' go back to that hole you been hiding in--	When we get this group down, I'm gone.
i was with jessie, she filled me in.	Now let me fill you in.  You can get your ass back down an' go back to that hole you been hiding in--
what the hell are you doing here?!	I was with Jessie, she filled me in.
she's losing it!	Sarah, hold on, he'll have you in a second.  Jesus Christ, grab her!
no, stay off the line!  you'll break her loose!	The clip's not gonna hold!
i'm coming out!	No, stay off the line!  You'll break her loose!
remember, keep your arms and legs within the vehicle at all times--	Hey, fuck you.
rescue one -- have located helpless climber, please prepare <u>idiot line</u> for transport, over.	Wait 'til you get into trouble, just wait.
i love you, too.	Rescue One -- have located helpless climber, please prepare <u>idiot line</u> for transport, over.
funny, he told me he twisted it gettin' out of a hot tub.	I love you, too.
i think it's out.  no big deal. it's that old football injury.	Funny, he told me he twisted it gettin' out of a hot tub.
hey, anything for a friend. how's the knee?	I think it's out.  No big deal. It's that old football injury.
glad you could drop in.	Hey, anything for a friend. How's the knee?
help me!  i don't want to die!	You're not gonna die.  Grab me with your other hand!
use your other hand!  grab it!	Help me!  I don't want to die!
i'm here!  sarah, i'm here!  i'm here--i've got you!	Use your other hand!  Grab it!
please -- oh, no -- please!	I'm here!  Sarah, I'm here!  I'm here--I've got you!
nice and easy...	Six...
four...five...	Nice and easy...
three...	Four...five...
that's it, you look like a professional.	Three...
two...	That's it, you look like a professional.
one...	Two...
there you go.	One...
i'm sorry for all the trouble... thank you.	There you go.
sure you can.	I'm sorry for all the trouble... Thank you.
can i count as fast as i like?	Sure you can.
just keep lookin' at me and only think about the distance <u>across</u>. count it as you go:  one, two...by eight you'll be there.	Can I count as fast as I like?
please, can i think about this for a minute...okay, i'm sorry, it's fine.  what do you want me to do?	Just keep lookin' at me and only think about the distance <u>across</u>. Count it as you go:  One, two...by eight you'll be there.
sarah, tonight why don't you and hal come over for dinner?	Okay--I don't know about this.
she's tough.	Is it really four thousand?
fine, i guess...	Sarah, we could take off and leave this guy behind...
how're ya feeling?	Fine, I guess...
room service...hi, sarah.	Hi, Gabe.
there's a lot more where that came from.  you're not leaving again?	And miss all of this peace and quiet?  Never, right Hal?
the "old mouth to mouth" resuscitation routine.	There's a lot more where that came from.  You're not leaving again?
what about you?!	RUN, DAMMIT!!
gabe?  wait 'til i get over there.  tie the rope so i can come across.	Can't do it.  Now go back and get help!
just kidding.	Gabe?  Wait 'til I get over there.  Tie the rope so I can come across.
fine, it shouldn't bother your conscience.	Don't lay any guilt on me. Suicide's a personal thing, best done alone.
forget it!  i refuse!	Fine, it shouldn't bother your conscience.
an' if i miss, dig in and try your best to slow the fall.	Forget it!  I refuse!
i'm going to wrap it around your throat!	An' if I miss, dig in and try your best to slow the fall.
wrap it around that rock twice.	I'm going to wrap it around your throat!
enough's enough.  how could anybody in their right mind... then again, you never were in your right mind.	Wrap it around that rock twice.
take the rope.	Enough's enough.  How could anybody in their right mind... then again, you never were in your right mind.
i won't do it.  no way.	Take the rope.
take the rope.	I won't do it.  No way.
are you crazy?  has the altitude shrunk your brain, gabe?	Take the rope.
we don't have time to argue about it!	Are you crazy?  Has the altitude shrunk your brain, Gabe?
hand-holds?!  i can barely see them.	We don't have time to argue about it!
but maybe with a good start i can hit those hand-holds.	Hand-holds?!  I can barely see them.
oh, good. for a minute i thought you'd lost your mind.	But maybe with a good start I can hit those hand-holds.
what do you think?  maybe i could reach the ledge without falling. no, forget it.	Oh, good. For a minute I thought you'd lost your mind.
what about you?	What do you think?  Maybe I could reach the ledge without falling. No, forget it.
that's exactly what i want you to do.	What about you?
my heart can't take much more of this.  look, if we climb down from here, it'll take two hours to get back to the station.	That's exactly what I want you to do.
forget it.  you're in no shape to climb alone. i stayed with you this far, and you didn't drop me, so i owe you. c'mon, let's go.  hurry up, time is money.	"Time is money" -- please.
there's no "we".  there's a me. all i have to do is make it along the north wall to bitker ladder. what you're doing is going back down to the station to get help. and don't put on that mad face.	Forget it.  You're in no shape to climb alone. I stayed with you this far, and you didn't drop me, so I owe you. C'mon, let's go.  Hurry up, time is money.
if we go along the northern ridge, we can get there first.	There's no "we".  There's a me. All I have to do is make it along the north wall to Bitker Ladder. What you're doing is going back down to the station to get help. And don't put on that mad face.
crockett river is where the last of the money fell.	If we go along the northern ridge, we can get there first.
i'm holding you to that.  gabe, what about frank?	I don't know.  I don't know.
we were going together before i ever let go of you.	I'm holding you to that.  Gabe, what about Frank?
thanks for holding on.	We were going together before I ever let go of you.
do it, goddammit!	Thanks for holding on.
don't let me fall!	Do it, goddammit!
reach up!  do it!	Don't let me fall!
gabe!	Hold on!  Hold on!  Reach up!
frank!  no, frank!  frank!	Jess, c'mon...
i've never weighed 135 lbs.!	Helluva time for vanity!
never, what?!	I've never weighed 135 lbs.!
never	Never, what?!
these old ropes can hold 900 lbs., each strand 300.  i'm 190, you're about 135 -- it just may hold.	Never
this rope is sixty years old!	These old ropes can hold 900 lbs., each strand 300.  I'm 190, you're about 135 -- it just may hold.
start pulling it apart!  we're climbing down on it.	This rope is sixty years old!
what?	Start pulling it apart!  We're climbing down on it.
pull it apart!	What?
we might be able to go that way.	Forget it.  If that charge goes off before we can reach it, this whole damn crevice will slam shut on us.  This way.
they'll kill him!  he has no idea!	We gotta get out and fire a flare.  It's the only chance!
she's a lyin' bitch!!	Get it!
no luck?	Next time, date only basketball players.
gabe are you alright?	For the record, whenever you hear me sliding out of control, I'm never alright.  When I secure the line, come on up.
up ahead.	Gabe are you alright?
can you see light?	Up ahead.
gabe!  are you alright?	No, not really.  Throw down a rope.
what was god thinking when he built this place?	If we don't get out of here soon we can ask him in person.
nice view, huh?	Breathtaking.
want me to lead?	Cute.
a simple yes or no would have done.	Want me to lead?
i've gone this far, and right now i think i'm in better shape than you.	A simple yes or no would have done.
we have to get through to the other side.  you up for it?	I've gone this far, and right now I think I'm in better shape than you.
if you're not using your arm, can i borrow it?	Sure, just give it back when you're done.
yeah?	If you're not using your arm, can I borrow it?
gabe...your arm?	Yeah?
i don't know.  here, lay down and get some rest.  we're going to need it.	Gabe...your arm?
why can't things stay the way they are...everything has to change.  what we had was perfect.	I don't know.  Here, lay down and get some rest.  We're going to need it.
no, actually it was more like mutual attacking.	Why can't things stay the way they are...everything has to change.  What we had was perfect.
only kidding...<u>actually</u> i attacked you.	No, actually it was more like mutual attacking.
can you think of something more romantic than attacked?	Only kidding...<u>actually</u> I attacked you.
you attacked me.	Can you think of something more romantic than attacked?
it was great.	You attacked me.
of course i do.	It was great.
remember the first time we came up here?	Of course I do.
call me sentimental.	Remember the first time we came up here?
you still wear the cable necklace i gave you.	Call me sentimental.
making things real rough for hal.	You still wear the cable necklace I gave you.
neither can i.  what do you think they're doing now?	Making things real rough for Hal.
i can't believe you just said that.	Neither can I.  What do you think they're doing now?
i'm glad you find humor in this.  do you know what people would do for that?	I can't believe you just said that.
man, it costs a fortune to heat this place.	I'm glad you find humor in this.  Do you know what people would do for that?
what about you?	Don't worry about me, just go.
take off and meet me at eagle cave.	What about you?
they've got to find shelter soon, and so do we.  how are you holding up?	You know me, I'm a night person.
let's be creative.	Excuse me?
for the same reason you did, to help.	Yeah, let's go.
that's no good. it'll be dark soon, there's no other shelter for ten miles. if they show, they'll take you too.  why'd you have to come up here?!	For the same reason you did, to help.
i can't.  the radio's at the bottom of the shaft.  but frank'll be looking for me soon. when he gets here i'll contact everybody from the chopper.	That's no good. It'll be dark soon, there's no other shelter for ten miles. If they show, they'll take you too.  Why'd you have to come up here?!
before it crashed, they dumped three cases filled with millions. they're using hal for a bird dog. once they find the money, hal's dead.  so get on your radio, contact frank, have him pick you up, then contact the state police, the park police and anything else wearing a badge and tell them to get up here!  do it jessie.	I can't.  The radio's at the bottom of the shaft.  But Frank'll be looking for me soon. When he gets here I'll contact everybody from the chopper.
you got to go back now!	Where's Hal, what's going on?
frank dropped me in the west valley and i hiked.  you look frozen.  what's happening?!	You got to go back now!
how'd you get up here?	Frank dropped me in the west valley and I hiked.  You look frozen.  What's happening?!
looking for hal.  oh my god, i heard someone kick the door open...you came back.	How'd you get up here?
what are you doing here!?	Looking for Hal.  Oh my God, I heard someone kick the door open...you came back.
gabe!?	What are you doing here!?
can't do it?  i don't believe this.  don't you feel anything?	I only came back for you.
can't do it.	Can't do it?  I don't believe this.  Don't you feel anything?
i know you don't want to be responsible for anybody's life anymore, but walk away and you are responsible.  please gabe, he went up the west ridge.  if you go up the south face, you can catch him, no problem--	Can't do it.
you mean the nerve.	I know you don't want to be responsible for anybody's life anymore, but walk away and you are responsible.  Please Gabe, he went up the west ridge.  If you go up the south face, you can catch him, no problem--
i haven't climbed in months--you lose the feel.	You mean the nerve.
what if he can't?	I haven't climbed in months--you lose the feel.
he can handle it.	What if he can't?
that's not the issue here, those people are.  he can't do it alone.	He can handle it.
he doesn't want my help.	That's not the issue here, those people are.  He can't do it alone.
if he gets up there and the weather gets as bad as it can, they'll never make it down.  he needs someone who has emergency medical training and knows every handhold on these peaks.	He doesn't want my help.
hal knows what he's doing.	If he gets up there and the weather gets as bad as it can, they'll never make it down.  He needs someone who has emergency medical training and knows every handhold on these peaks.
thank god you didn't leave.  we just got a mayday.  seven climbers stranded off comb bluff. the weather's pouring in fast and hal's gone up alone.	Hal knows what he's doing.
you know where everything is...  i'm late for my shift.	Jess--you look good.
if it's alright, i'm gonna pick up the rest of my gear.	You know where everything is...  I'm late for my shift.
and i can't leave.	If it's alright, I'm gonna pick up the rest of my gear.
like i said, i can't turn it off.	And I can't leave.
you come back after being gone almost a year, and you expect me to just leave...  this was <u>our</u> home, now it's <u>my</u> home.  i can't leave.  you can stay with me, and believe me, i want you to, but to just take off for the wrong reasons, i can't do it.  and you shouldn't either.	Like I said, I can't turn it off.
it doesn't matter, anywhere but here.	You come back after being gone almost a year, and you expect me to just leave...  This was <u>our</u> home, now it's <u>my</u> home.  I can't leave.  You can stay with me, and believe me, I want you to, but to just take off for the wrong reasons, I can't do it.  And you shouldn't either.
where?	It doesn't matter, anywhere but here.
i can't.  not here.  if you want, i'd like you to come with me...somewhere else.	Where?
gabe, did you come back to stay?  you didn't.	I can't.  Not here.  If you want, I'd like you to come with me...somewhere else.
no, i think i will, it's safer. i have patience.	Gabe, did you come back to stay?  You didn't.
course maybe you don't have to wait until i faint.	No, I think I will, it's safer. I have patience.
from one professional to another, of course.	Course maybe you don't have to wait until I faint.
listen to you...  the old "mouth-to-mouth" resuscitation routine, huh?	From one professional to another, of course.
flare up of old emotions...	Listen to you...  The old "mouth-to-mouth" resuscitation routine, huh?
a flare up...	Flare up of old emotions...
maybe lead to a flare up...	A flare up...
which could maybe what?	Maybe lead to a flare up...
--mouth-to-mouth, which could maybe...	Which could maybe what?
resuscitation?	--mouth-to-mouth, which could maybe...
okay, but if you do i'll have to perform resuscitation--	Resuscitation?
i'm not going to faint, but if i want to faint, i'll faint, okay?	Okay, but if you do I'll have to perform resuscitation--
y'know, yelling at this altitude can lead to hyperventilation and fainting--	I'm not going to faint, but if I want to faint, I'll faint, okay?
did i miss something?	Y'know, yelling at this altitude can lead to hyperventilation and fainting--
why are you yelling?	Did I miss something?
excuse me?	Why are you yelling?
why are you yelling?	Excuse me?
you're saying, i don't understand?  i'm the <u>only</u> one who does understand.  i'm the one you lived with for two years, i'm the one you made promises to, i'm the one who spent too many nights looking up at these rocks and wondering if you were ever going to make it down in once piece or ever at all.  believe me, there's been times i didn't know what i wanted to do more, love you or hate you.  but the one thing in our relationship that i did know and still do know is that i <u>understand you</u>.	Why are you yelling?
you couldn't.	You're saying, I don't understand?  I'm the <u>only</u> one who does understand.  I'm the one you lived with for two years, I'm the one you made promises to, I'm the one who spent too many nights looking up at these rocks and wondering if you were ever going to make it down in once piece or ever at all.  Believe me, there's been times I didn't know what I wanted to do more, love you or hate you.  But the one thing in our relationship that I did know and still do know is that I <u>understand you</u>.
i don't understand?	You couldn't.
i don't expect you to understand.	I don't understand?
then turn it off, gabe, because it doesn't get any better.	I don't expect you to understand.
i can't blame anything on hal. it was me.  i play it back in my mind everyday.	Then turn it off, Gabe, because it doesn't get any better.
i was there, you were the only one who didn't panic.  so do everyone a favor, don't hog all the guilt.  you held on as long as you could.  yes, everything did go wrong, starting with hal. i mean, what was he doing up on the tower with a girl who could barely climb?	I can't blame anything on Hal. It was me.  I play it back in my mind everyday.
did i?  i don't know.  maybe i shouldn't have gone out on that line.  maybe i panicked.	I was there, you were the only one who didn't panic.  So do everyone a favor, don't hog all the guilt.  You held on as long as you could.  Yes, everything did go wrong, starting with Hal. I mean, what was he doing up on the Tower with a girl who could barely climb?
why can't you believe that you did everything you could?	Did I?  I don't know.  Maybe I shouldn't have gone out on that line.  Maybe I panicked.
i don't think you do.	Why can't you believe that you did everything you could?
i know...	I don't think you do.
a lot of things fell apart up there.	I know...
had to leave?  believe me, we all wanted to leave...but you know what?  we stayed.	A lot of things fell apart up there.
after the funeral i just had to leave.	Had to leave?  Believe me, we all wanted to leave...but you know what?  We stayed.
maybe i can help. let's see... if one night i got up and packed up all my things and drove away without leaving so much as a note, and stayed away for months, i think what i'd want to do is come up with a well thought-out reason.	After the funeral I just had to leave.
working...i'm trying to figure out where to start.	Maybe I can help. Let's see... if one night I got up and packed up all my things and drove away without leaving so much as a note, and stayed away for months, I think what I'd want to do is come up with a well thought-out reason.
where've you been?	Working...I'm trying to figure out where to start.
when you call me gabriel, i know i've got trouble.	Where've you been?
hello, gabriel.	When you call me Gabriel, I know I've got trouble.
the winds are picking up.	On my way.  Alright Sarah, are you ready for the best ride in the park?
and when i came down, my morals were corrupted forever.	Don't believe it...  You know the trouble with you is you have no brain filter. Everything you think just pours right out.
oh, please.	And when I came down, my morals were corrupted forever.
yeah, we were caught in a storm. i went up there an innocent climber...	Oh, please.
enough.	Yeah, we were caught in a storm. I went up there an innocent climber...
we spent a night there one night...	Enough.
you can stop right there.	We spent a night there one night...
the ledge, i know it well, or should i say <u>we</u> know it well.	You can stop right there.
he knows it well.	The ledge, I know it well, or should I say <u>we</u> know it well.
oh, my god!  i can't recognize the face, but the butt does look vaguely familiar.	Don't say that.  You'll embarrass Frank.
just hangin' out.	Oh, my God!  I can't recognize the face, but the butt does look vaguely familiar.
gabe?  gabe, where are you?	Just hangin' out.
that's a virtue isn't it?	Wait, I think I have them sighted.  What's the word, Frank?
patience my love, patience.	That's a virtue isn't it?
do you see them yet?	Patience my love, patience.
never could save a thing.	Now you get burned.
what the fuck you mean you burned it?	Never could save a thing.
i burned it.	What the fuck you mean you burned it?
your mouth's writing a check your ass can't cash, but if ya wanna buy some life, bring me the money.	I burned it.
good memory.  you must be great with numbers.	Your mouth's writing a check your ass can't cash, but if ya wanna buy some life, bring me the money.
look here, the mountain man. you're walker, right?	Good memory.  You must be great with numbers.
no, the goddamn game's not over! it's never over when you're playing against a team that doesn't care if they win or lose-- how do you negotiate with someone like that?!	What are you talking about?
qualen, go fuck yourself.  the game's over--you lost.	No, the goddamn game's not over! It's never over when you're playing against a team that doesn't care if they win or lose-- how do you negotiate with someone like that?!
tucker, you know where the money is-- i want it.	Qualen, go fuck yourself.  The game's over--you lost.
travers, you're not running things.	When he finds the money, you're as dead as me.
he never hurt anybody.	I'm touched.  Kristel, check the chopper, let's go.
you said there was a way across.	There is.
murdering, motherfucker...	Kill a few people, they call you a murderer.  When you kill millions, you're called a conqueror.  Go figure.  Move on Tucker, time is short.
you son of a bitch!  you said you wouldn't kill him!	Sue me.
for christ's sake, they're kids.	We're not animals, but don't force us to be.  Walk over.
it's up there, on the tower.	How far?
no, he's gone.	No, he's close, and he's using our money to keep you alive. Nobody's worth that much on the open market.  Except you, the loyal one.  Didn't I tell you to warm the place up?
souvenirs?  no, wrong answer. looks like your friend plans on hanging around, that possible?	No, he's gone.
mr. travers is not the athletic type, he needs something more direct.	The only faster way up is the East Face and it's smooth as glass.  Maybe a dozen guys in the world could do it in good weather, only a psycho would try it in a storm.
talk.  no tricks, no codes, no messages.  you haven't found us. it was a fake call.	Jessie, I reached the top of the Tower.  So far, no sign of anyone.  Looks like a phoney call. Over.
what's he doing?	The best he can since you gave him nothing.
he'll freeze.	Ryan, get a rope, I want the man on a leash, too.
the faster you find the bags, the bigger you boys' finder's fee will be.	Right, all the bullets we can eat.
where's the helicopter?	What the hell's going on?
then where the fuck is!	There.  You blind?
he asked you, how far?!  i think you've been taking the scenic route.  how far from here?	Half a day.
on top of the peak.	It looks like a winding route.
have her come up.	The down drafts would wipe her out.  It's the only chopper.  If it goes, you got no ride out.
tucker and walker.	Tucker and Walker, we've lost three bags.
what's your names?	Tucker and Walker.
anyone else following?	What's your names?
yeah...	Anyone else following?
right.	Then it's a deal.
oh, my god!	Climb, Gabe, climb!
you gotta be kidding me!  do you want me to fly up after you? over.	<u>Negative</u>.  The winds are too high.  I'm going to ride out the storm here.  I'll take shelter in the Douglas Exhibition Shaft. Over and out.
where's the rest of the team?	Bob and Rick are in Denver.  I gotta get up there as fast as possible.  Frank, get me a load of flares.
you're looking at him.	Where's the rest of the team?
who's going with you?	You're looking at him.
you and frank get the tents, thermal clothing, and medical supplies together.	Who's going with you?
got to be comb bluff.	Acknowledge.  Winds are too strong to get a chopper up there, Are you near any natural shelter? Over.
go after her.	Hold on, baby, he'll get you.
rescue one -- please be advised ranger walker is making advances toward my girlfriend that are liable to get his ass kicked right into space, over.	Copy.  Hal, tell Gabe he only makes advances <u>to me</u> or else he'll be walking down four thousand feet, and sleeping outside.
calm down...give the gun to me. you're out of control, son.	What the hell are you waiting for, goddammit!  Don't you see what he's doing!  He's hijacking the shipment!
these are highly trained agents overreacting without just cause.	Calm down...give the gun to me. You're out of control, son.
now i have jurisdiction!  i said get your weapons.	These are highly trained agents overreacting without just cause.
what the hell are you doing--	Now I have jurisdiction!  I said get your weapons.
who the hell ever is.  this is the most protected shipment we've got-- and the most useless. these bills aren't even <u>in</u> circulation; the one thousand dollar bills we're transporting are only used for international banking exchange.	Do you always transport through the air?
i don't know about totally.	Who the hell ever is.  This is the most protected shipment we've got-- and the most useless. These bills aren't even <u>in</u> circulation; the one thousand dollar bills we're transporting are only used for international banking exchange.
i don't give a shit, qualen!  i had to be insane to ever tie up with a low-life, piece of shit like you.  they beat us.  a couple of fuckin' hick mountain boys beat the man no law agency ever could.	Get off the radio!
no names, this is an open line!	I don't give a shit, Qualen!  I had to be insane to ever tie up with a low-life, piece of shit like you.  They beat us.  A couple of fuckin' hick mountain boys beat the man no law agency ever could.
no, that son-of-a-bitch walker is alive.	No names, this is an open line!
you got what we need?	No, that son-of-a-bitch Walker is alive.
i told you, 50,000 possible keycode combinations, in fifteen second intervals.	Give me the fucking code!
what's the code, travers?	I told you, 50,000 possible keycode combinations, in fifteen second intervals.
why the hell are we wasting time here?!	Insurance against him finding that last case ahead of us.
is it set?	Primed to go off right over his head, officer.
this is insane.  the hell with the money.  you radio in for that chopper, understand!	Hey, you dealt us this hand, we're playing it all the way. Move.
good, travers.  it might catch on, like shooting skeet.	You dumb bastard, you waited too long.  If he made it back, this place would have been covered with police in a few hours.  The way we're moving, it's going to be anyway.
jessie?  looks like your friend found company.	We're down to a few hours before the whole world shows up here.  Where's the next one?
he's alive!	He can't be far away.  Find him. Go!
this way.	Then go fetch.
what about it?	Down there you buy a life, up here you earn it or die.  How's your health?
man against nature, right travers.	What about it?
bring down the money or your friend's dead!	We can't and he knows it.
i don't trust him.	Kill him when he gets down.
don't give him anything.	We agree on something.  And for insurance, take his coat.
get off my back, qualen!	I haven't even got on it yet.  Let's go, time to fetch.
where's the third one, travers?	There, what's that place?
ask the questions.	You're both with the mountain rescue team?
don't use my name!	Ask the questions.
why?  what are you going to do?!	The monitor! I never ask twice.
were.  give me the tracking monitor!	Why?  What are you going to do?!
kill me?  christ we're partners in this!	Were.  Give me the tracking monitor!
what's the delay?	Let's move your ass in there!!
why didn't you send the money over?	Somehow I didn't think you'd wait for me if I'd sent it first.
travers!  hurry it up.	On my way.  The cases are hooked up and ready.
i think treasury personnel are the most superstitious people in the federal government.	We should be.  Everybody wants what we have.
i haven't lost a bill in eighteen years, don't jinx me, walt.	I think Treasury personnel are the most superstitious people in the federal government.
mostly.  armored cars can be hijacked.  trains can be derailed.  but nobody can get to us in flight.	I haven't lost a bill in eighteen years, don't jinx me, Walt.
appreciate it.	You're the boss.  Let's head out to the tarmac.  Matheson, have you been totally briefed?
we've got a full crew, but we can squeeze one more, right.	Appreciate it.
matheson has been transferred from the denver office to frisco. as a professional courtesy between offices, i was asked if he could hitch a ride.	We've got a full crew, but we can squeeze one more, right.
richard travers.	Matheson has been transferred from the Denver office to Frisco. As a professional courtesy between offices, I was asked if he could hitch a ride.
i'd like to have a word with you. this is agent matheson, fbi.	Richard Travers.
good morning, walt.	I'd like to have a word with you. This is Agent Matheson, FBI.
rich...	Good morning, Walt.
i just don't get this all. it was them that went for me, brothers. you're not on their side and can't be. you can't be dim. it was someone we fillied with back in the old days... trying to get his own malenky bit of revenge after all this time. you remember, dim?	Long time, is right. I don't remember them days too horrorshow. Don't call me Dim no more, either. Officer, call me.
been cured, yeah, that was read out to us. the inspector read all that out to us. he said it was a very good way.	I just don't get this all. It was them that went for me, brothers. You're not on their side and can't be. You can't be Dim. It was someone we fillied with back in the old days... Trying to get his own malenky bit of revenge after all this time. You remember, Dim?
i've been cured.	Been cured, yeah, that was read out to us. The Inspector read all that out to us. He said it was a very good way.
been punished, yeah?	I've been cured.
come, come, my little droogies. i just don't get this at all. the old days are dead and gone. for what i did in the past i've been punished.	Been punished, yeah?
come on, alex. come for walkies. hahahahaha.	Come, come, my little droogies. I just don't get this at all. The old days are dead and gone. For what I did in the past I've been punished.
well, well, well, well, well, well, well, if it isn't little alex. long time no viddy, droog. how goes? surprised are you?	Impossible... I don't believe it.
one minoota, droogie. dim smashes alex in the face with a full milk bottle. he goes down. the others run away, laughing.	You bastards... bastards.
sorry about the pain. using the gulliver to much like, eh? giving orders and disciplining and that perhaps, eh? you sure the pain's gone? you sure you'll not be happier back up in bed.	Lets get things nice and sparkling clear. This sarcasm, if I may call it such, does not become you, O my brothers. As I am your droog and leader, I am entitled to know what goes on, eh? Now then, Dim, what does that great big horsy gape of a grin portend?
he are here! he have arrived! hooray!	Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit? Georgie rises.
a nozh scrap any time you say. dim weakens.	Doobidoob... a bit tired maybe, everybody is. A long night for growing malchicks... best not to say more. Bedways is rigthways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right, right.
yarbles, great bolshy yarblockos to you i'll meet you with chain, or nozh or britva, any time, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. it stands to reason, i won't have it.	A nozh scrap any time you say. Dim weakens.
watch that... do watch that, o dim, if to continue to be on live thou dost wish.	Yarbles, great bolshy yarblockos to you I'll meet you with chain, or nozh or britva, any time, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.
i don't like you should do what you done. and i'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be.	Watch that... Do watch that, O Dim, if to continue to be on live thou dost wish.
for being a bastard with no manners and not a dook of an idea how to comport yourself publicwise, o my brother.	I don't like you should do what you done. And I'm not your brother no more and wouldn't want to be.
what did you do that for?	For being a bastard with no manners and not a dook of an idea how to comport yourself publicwise, O my Brother.
there was some sophistos from the tv studios around the corner, laughing an govoreeting. the devotchka was smecking away, and not caring about the wicked world one bit. then the disc on the stereo twanged off and out, and in the short silence before the next one came on, she suddenly came with a burst of singing, and it was like for a moment, o my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milkbar and i felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise, athe shivers crawling up like slow malenky lizards and then down again. because i knew what she sang. it was a bit from the glorious 9th, by ludwig van. dim makes a lip-trump followed by a dog howl, followed by two fingers pronging twice in the air, followed by a clowny guffaw. alex brings his stick down smartly on dim's legs.	What did you do that for?
pardon me. luce. he raises glass to breast, pulls red handle between her legs. milk spurts into glass. dim joins the others. alex looks at a party of tourists.	There was some sophistos from the TV studios around the corner, laughing an govoreeting. The Devotchka was smecking away, and not caring about the wicked world one bit. Then the disc on the stereo twanged off and out, and in the short silence before the next one came on, she suddenly came with a burst of singing, and it was like for a moment, O my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milkbar and I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise, athe shivers crawling up like slow malenky lizards and then down again. Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious 9th, by Ludwig van. Dim makes a lip-trump followed by a dog howl, followed by two fingers pronging twice in the air, followed by a clowny guffaw. Alex brings his stick down smartly on Dim's legs.
we've been working hard too. takes glass.	Pardon me. Luce. He raises glass to breast, pulls red handle between her legs. Milk spurts into glass. Dim joins the others. Alex looks at a party of tourists.
hello lucy, had a busy night? puts money in machine.	We've been working hard too. Takes glass.
look, sir. i'm sorry to have troubled you. i think i ought to be going, sir. julian bars the way.	No, no my boy. No trouble at all. Alex slowly sits.
julian. this will be these people now. alex gets up.	Look, sir. I'm sorry to have troubled you. I think I ought to be going, sir. Julian bars the way.
they're very, very important people and they're interested in you. bell rings. julian rises,	Julian. This will be these people now. Alex gets up.
who are they, sir?	They're very, very important people and they're interested in you. Bell rings. Julian rises,
help you.	Who are they, sir?
help me, sir?	Help you.
yes. they want to help.	Help me, sir?
phoned some friends, sir?	Yes. They want to help.
and now you, another victim of the modern age. but you can be helped. i phoned some friends while you were having a bath.	Phoned some friends, sir?
she was very badly raped, you see. we were assaulted by a gang of vicious young hooligans in this house, in this very room you're sitting in now. i was left a helpless cripple. the doctors said it was pneumonia, because it happened some months later during the 'flu epidemic. the doctors told me it was pneumonia, but i knew what it was. a victim of the modern age, poor, poor girl. suddenly his mood changes. he wheels right up to alex.	And now you, another victim of the modern age. But you can be helped. I phoned some friends while you were having a bath.
i'm sorry to hear about that, sir. his face contorted in rage.	She was very badly raped, you see. We were assaulted by a gang of vicious young hooligans in this house, in this very room you're sitting in now. I was left a helpless cripple. The doctors said it was Pneumonia, because it happened some months later during the 'flu epidemic. The doctors told me it was Pneumonia, but I knew what it was. A victim of the modern age, poor, poor girl. Suddenly his mood changes. He wheels right up to Alex.
no. she's dead!	I'm sorry to hear about that, sir. His face contorted in rage.
your wife, sir? has she gone away?	No. She's dead!
... used to do everything for me and leave me to my writing.	Your wife, sir? Has she gone away?
my wife... alex freezes.	... used to do everything for me and leave me to my writing.
thank you, sir.	My wife... Alex freezes.
i'm so pleased you appreciate good wine. have another glass!	Thank you, sir.
no, my health doesn't allow it.	And you, sir?
won't you join me, sir?	No, my health doesn't allow it.
thank you very much, sir. cheers suddenly the thought occurs to alex that the wine may be drugged or poisoned.	Won't you join me, sir?
try the wine!	Thank you very much, sir. Cheers Suddenly the thought occurs to Alex that the wine may be drugged or poisoned.
great, sir. great.	Try the wine!
of course. food alright?	Great, sir. Great.
it was very kind of you to leave this out for me, sir. there was no-one around when i finished my bath, so i started. i hope that's alright, sir.	Of course. Food alright?
good evening.	It was very kind of you to leave this out for me, sir. There was no-one around when I finished my bath, so I started. I hope that's alright, sir.
good evening, sir.	Good evening.
yes, sir, that's exactly who i am, sir... and what i am... a victim, sir. mr. alexander becomes frenzied as the speech progresses.	Then, by God, you have been sent here by providence. Tortured in prison, then thrown out to be tortured by the Police. My heart goes out to you, poor, poor boy. Oh, you are not the first to come here in distress. The Police are fond of bringing their victims to the outskirts of this village. But it is providential that you, who are also another kind of victim, should come here. But you're cold and shivering. Julian, draw a bath for this young man.
i know who you are! isn't it your picture in the newspapers? didn't i see you this morning on the video? are you not the poor victim of this horrible new technique?	Yes, sir, that's exactly who I am, sir... and what I am... a victim, sir. Mr. Alexander becomes frenzied as the speech progresses.
the police... the horrible ghastly police. they beat me up, sir. the police beat me up, sir. mr. alexander stares at him. it becomes apparent he is insane.	I know who you are! Isn't it your picture in the newspapers? Didn't I see you this morning on the video? Are you not the poor victim of this horrible new technique?
dear, dear, dear. whatever happened to you, my boy? mr. alexander, now confined to a wheelchair, pushes himself away from his desk, and rolls up to julian. the water drips off alex's clothes. they look at each other.	The police... The horrible ghastly Police. They beat me up, sir. The Police beat me up, sir. Mr. Alexander stares at him. It becomes apparent he is insane.
you see, madam, i am part of an international student's contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines.	Cut the shit, sonny, and get out of here before you get yourself in some very serious trouble. He rocks the giant phallus which has a special weight swinging inside causing it to swing up and down an eccentric motion.
no! no! don't touch it. that's a very important work of art. what the bloody hell do you want?	You see, madam, I am part of an international student's contest to see who can get the most points for selling magazines.
naughty, naughty, naughty, you filthy old soomaka.	No! No! Don't touch it. That's a very important work of art. What the bloody hell do you want?
now listen here, you little bastard, just you turn around and walk out of here the same way as you came in. alex eyes a giant white, fibreglass phallic sculpture on the table beside him.	Naughty, naughty, naughty, you filthy old soomaka.
our brief govereet thru the letter hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes?	Now listen here, you little bastard, just you turn around and walk out of here the same way as you came in. Alex eyes a giant white, fibreglass phallic sculpture on the table beside him.
what the bloody hell d'you think you're doing?	Our brief govereet thru the letter hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes?
hi, hi, hi there, at last we meet.	What the bloody hell d'you think you're doing?
i... i'm very sorry, but i never open. i'm very sorry but i never open the door to strangers after dark.	Very well, madam. I suppose you can't be blamed for being suspicious with so many scoundrels and rouges of the night about. Alex walks away from door, then ducks into the bushes where the others are hiding. They put on their maskies and follow Alex round to the rear of the house.
but, missus, this is an emergency. it's a matter of life and death. me friend's lying in the middle of the road bleeding to death.	I... I'm very sorry, but I never open. I'm very sorry but I never open the door to strangers after dark.
i'm frightfully sorry. there is a telephone in the public house about a mile down the road. i suggest you use that.	But, missus, this is an emergency. It's a matter of life and death. Me friend's lying in the middle of the road bleeding to death.
excuse me, missus, can you please help? there's been a terrible accident. can i please use your telephone for an ambulance?	I'm frightfully sorry. There is a telephone in the Public House about a mile down the road. I suggest you use that.
well, shall we get down to it?	Yes, sir. Rubinstein takes out a notebook.
what would you like to know, sir?	Well, shall we get down to it?
but first we'd like to find out a few things about you.	What would you like to know, sir?
thank you very much, sir.	But first we'd like to find out a few things about you.
well, as i've said, we've heard about you. we are interested in your case. we want to help you.	Thank you very much, sir.
fine, sir, fine.	Well, as I've said, we've heard about you. We are interested in your case. We want to help you.
feel like talking to us. answering a few questions?	Fine, sir, fine.
much better, thank you, sir.	Feel like talking to us. Answering a few questions?
hahaha, and how are you feeling now?	Much better, thank you, sir.
yes, sir. i suppose you might call it that, sir.	Hahaha, and how are you feeling now?
i understand that you had a rather unfortunate encounter with the police tonight.	Yes, sir. I suppose you might call it that, sir.
very kind of you, sir. thank you very much.	I understand that you had a rather unfortunate encounter with the Police tonight.
hullo.	Missus. Very pleased to meet you.
how do you do, sir?	Hullo.
so this is the young man?	How do you do, sir?
why didn't you let us know what was happening, son?	Sorry, Em, I wanted it to be like... a big surprise for you and pee.
alex.	Hullo love, how are you?  Nice to see you, Dad.
hi. hi. hi, there my pee and em. all three look up startled.	Alex.
eeee... i'll put your breakfast in the oven. i've got to be off myself now.	Alright, Mum... have a nice day at the factory.
i've got to rest, mum... got to get fit, otherwise i'm liable to miss a lot more school.	Eeee... I'll put your breakfast in the oven. I've got to be off myself now.
you've not been to school all week, son.	I've got to rest, Mum... got to get fit, otherwise I'm liable to miss a lot more school.
bit of pain in the gulliver, mum. leave us be and i'll try to sleep it off... then i'll be as right as dodgers for this after.	You've not been to school all week, son.
it's past eight, alex, you don't want to be late for school, son.	Bit of pain in the gulliver, Mum. Leave us be and I'll try to sleep it off... then I'll be as right as dodgers for this after.
you try to frighten me, sir, admit so, sir. this is some new form of torture. say it, brother, sir.	It will be your own torture. I hope to God it will torture you to madness.
i've just come back from the hospital. your victim has died.	You try to frighten me, sir, admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture. Say it, brother, sir.
not true, sir. it was only a slight tolchock. she was breathing, i swear it.	I've just come back from the hospital. Your victim has died.
you are now a murderer, little alex. a murderer, yes.	Not true, sir. It was only a slight tolchock. She was breathing, I swear it.
that's just worries me. a bit too long to long to be reasonable. you're about due now by my reckoning, that's why i'm warning you, little alex, to keep your handsome young proboscis out of the dirt. do i make myself clear?	As an unmuddied lake, sir. Clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, sir. Deltoid drinks again but this time sees the teeth in the glass. He groans and retches.
nobody's got anything on me, brother, sir. i've been out of the rookers of the milicents for a long time now.	That's just worries me. A bit too long to long to be reasonable. You're about due now by my reckoning, that's why I'm warning you, little Alex, to keep your handsome young proboscis out of the dirt. Do I make myself clear?
what gets into you all? we study the problem. we've been studying it for damn well near a century, yes, but we get no further with our studies. you've got a good home here, good loving parents, you've got not too bad of a brain. is it some devil that crawls inside of you?	Nobody's got anything on me, brother, sir. I've been out of the rookers of the milicents for a long time now.
cut out all this clever talk about milicents. just because the police haven't picked you up lately doesn't, as you very well know, mean that you've not been up to some nastiness. there was a bit of a nastiness last night, yes. some very extreme nastiness, yes. a few of a certain billyboy's friends were ambluenced off late last night, yes. your name was mentioned, the word's got thru to me by the usual channels. certain friends of yours were named also. oh, nobody can prove anything about anybody as usual, but i'm warning you, little alex, being a good friend to you as always, the one man in this sore and sick community who wants to save you from yourself. deltoid makes a grab for alex's joint but finds his hand instead. alex laughs. derisively and rises. deltoid distractedly reaches for a glass of water on the night table, and fails to notice a set of false teeth soaking in them. he drinks from the glass. the clink of the teeth sounding like ice-cubes.	What gets into you all? We study the problem. We've been studying it for damn well near a century, yes, but we get no further with our studies. You've got a good home here, good loving parents, you've got not too bad of a brain. Is it some devil that crawls inside of you?
i've been doing nothing i shouldn't, sir. the millicents have nothing on me, brother, sir, i mean. deltoid pulls alex down on the bed.	Cut out all this clever talk about milicents. Just because the Police haven't picked you up lately doesn't, as you very well know, mean that you've not been up to some nastiness. There was a bit of a nastiness last night, yes. Some very extreme nastiness, yes. A few of a certain Billyboy's friends were ambluenced off late last night, yes. Your name was mentioned, the word's got thru to me by the usual channels. Certain friends of yours were named also. Oh, nobody can prove anything about anybody as usual, but I'm warning you, little Alex, being a good friend to you as always, the one man in this sore and sick community who wants to save you from yourself. Deltoid makes a grab for Alex's joint but finds his hand instead. Alex laughs. Derisively and rises. Deltoid distractedly reaches for a glass of water on the night table, and fails to notice a set of false teeth soaking in them. He drinks from the glass. The clink of the teeth sounding like ice-cubes.
a big black mark i tell you for every one we don't reclaim. a confession of failure for every one of you who ends up in the stripy hole.	I've been doing nothing I shouldn't, sir. The millicents have nothing on me, brother, sir, I mean. Deltoid pulls Alex down on the bed.
because next time it's going to be the barry place and all my work ruined. if you've no respect for your horrible self, you at least might have some for me who'se sweated over you. he slaps alex on the knee.	A big black mark I tell you for every one we don't reclaim. A confession of failure for every one of you who ends up in the stripy hole.
well, yes, it's just a manner of speech from your post corrective advisor to you that you watch out, little alex. he puts his arm round alex's shoulder.	Because next time it's going to be the barry place and all my work ruined. If you've no respect for your horrible self, you at least might have some for me who'se sweated over you. He slaps Alex on the knee.
just a manner of speech, sir.	Well, yes, it's just a manner of speech from your Post Corrective Advisor to you that you watch out, little Alex. He puts his arm round Alex's shoulder.
wrong? why should you think of anything being wrong, have you been doing something you shouldn't. yes? he shakes alex's hair.	Just a manner of speech, sir.
to what do i owe this extreme pleasure, sir? anything wrong, sir? deltoid "playfully" grabs alex's hair.	Wrong? Why should you think of anything being wrong, have you been doing something you shouldn't. Yes? He shakes Alex's hair.
no time, no time, yes. sit, sit, sit. alex sits next to him.	To what do I owe this extreme pleasure, sir? Anything wrong, sir? Deltoid "playfully" grabs Alex's hair.
a cup of the old chai, sir?	No time, no time, yes. Sit, sit, sit. Alex sits next to him.
oh, or certainly by this evening, yes? the evening's a great time, isn't it, alex boy?	A cup of the old chai, sir?
a rather intolerable pain in the head, brother, sir. i think it should be clear by this afterlunch.	Oh, or certainly by this evening, yes? The evening's a great time, isn't it, Alex boy?
ah, alex boy, awake at last, yes? i met your mother on the way to work, yes? she gave me the key. she said something about a pain somewhere... hence not at school , yes?	A rather intolerable pain in the head, brother, sir. I think it should be clear by this afterlunch.
um... well, put it this way... i feel very low in myself. i can't see much in the future, and i feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me. he pitches forward, face into the plate of spaghetti.	Well done, Frank. Julian, get the car, will you please?
do you still feel suicidal?	Um... well, put it this way... I feel very low in myself. I can't see much in the future, and I feel that any second something terrible is going to happen to me. He pitches forward, face into the plate of spaghetti.
um... oh no, sir, not exactly, i still feel very miserable, very much down in spirits.	Do you still feel suicidal?
do you feel that way now?	Um... oh no, sir, not exactly, I still feel very miserable, very much down in spirits.
snuff it, sir... um... death, i mean, missus... er... i just want to die peacefully like with no... pain.	Do you feel that way now?
i beg your pardon?	Snuff it, sir... um... death, I mean, missus... Er... I just want to die peacefully like with no... pain.
that is correct, sir. and then all i can think about is like trying to snuff it.	I beg your pardon?
when you say this funny feeling, you mean the state of mind brought on by the treatment they gave you?	That is correct, sir. And then all I can think about is like trying to snuff it.
that's right. er... i can't listen to the 9th any more at all. when i hear the 9th, i get like this funny feeling.	When you say this funny feeling, you mean the state of mind brought on by the treatment they gave you?
you mean beethoven's 9th symphony?	That's right. Er... I can't listen to the 9th any more at all. When I hear the 9th, I get like this funny feeling.
oh well, it's... it's not all music you see, missus. it's just the 9th.	You mean Beethoven's 9th Symphony?
so now you have the same reaction to music as you do to sex and violence?	Oh well, it's... it's not all music you see, Missus. It's just the 9th.
and it just so happened that while they were showing me a particularly bad film, of like a concentration camp, the background music was playing beethoven.	So now you have the same reaction to music as you do to sex and violence?
it's alright, thank you.	And it just so happened that while they were showing me a particularly bad film, of like a concentration camp, the background music was playing Beethoven.
well, er, i think that was something that they hadn't planned for, you see, missus, i'm very fond of music and always have been, especially beethoven, ludwig van... beethoven. b... e... e... he leans over and looks at her writing in notebook.	It's alright, thank you.
the newspapers mentioned that in addition to your being conditioned against acts of sex and violence, you've inadvertently been conditioned against music.	Well, er, I think that was something that they hadn't planned for, you see, Missus, I'm very fond of music and always have been, especially Beethoven, Ludwig van... Beethoven. B... E... E... He leans over and looks at her writing in notebook.
it's this health farm. a bit out of the town. isolated. it's owned by this like very rich ptitsa who lives there with her cats. the place is shut down for a week and she's completely on her own, and it's full up with like gold and silver and like jewels.	Tell me more, Georgie Boy.
come, come, come, georgie boy. you're a big strong chelloveck like us all. we're not little children, are we, georgie boy? what, then, didst thou in thy mind have? confrontation. georgie backs down.	It's this Health Farm. A bit out of the town. Isolated. It's owned by this like very rich ptitsa who lives there with her cats. The place is shut down for a week and she's completely on her own, and it's full up with like gold and silver and like jewels.
not tonight - not this nochy.	Come, come, come, Georgie Boy. You're a big strong chelloveck like us all. We're not little children, are we, Georgie Boy? What, then, didst thou in thy mind have? Confrontation. Georgie backs down.
good. real horrorshow. initiative comes to them as waits. i've taught you much, my little droogies. now tell me what you have in mind, georgie boy.	Oh, the old moloko-plus first, would you not say
brother, you think and talk sometimes like a little child. tonight we pull a mansize crast.	Good. Real horrorshow. Initiative comes to them as waits. I've taught you much, my little droogies. Now tell me what you have in mind, Georgie Boy.
and what will you do with the big, big, money? have you not everything you need? if you need a motor-car, you pluck it from the trees. if you need pretty polly, you take it.	Brother, you think and talk sometimes like a little child. Tonight we pull a mansize crast.
new way? what's this about a new way? there's been some very large talk behind my sleeping back, and no error. let me hear more.	Well, we go round shop crasting and the like, coming out with a pitiful rookerful of money each.
all right, no more picking on dim, brother. that's part of the new way.	New way? What's this about a new way? There's been some very large talk behind my sleeping back, and no error. Let me hear more.
we got worried. there we were waiting and drinking away at the old knify moloko and you had not turned up and we thought you might have been like offended by something or other, so around we come to your abode.	Appy polly loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.
one i think you will like... as a, how shall i put it, as a symbol of our new understanding. an understanding between two friends.	Thank you, Fred. Thank you. Minister turns and signals. Door opens and a crowd of cameramen and reporters rush in. Aides push two 6-foot loudspeakers and a Hi-Fi on a trolley.
surprise?	One I think you will like... as a, how shall I put it, as a symbol of our new understanding. An understanding between two friends.
good... good boy. oh yes, i understand you're fond of music. i have arranged a little surprise for you.	Surprise?
as an unmuddied lake, fred. as clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. you can rely on me, fred.	Good... good boy. Oh yes, I understand you're fond of music. I have arranged a little surprise for you.
my name is frederick. as i was saying, alex, you can be instrumental in changing the public verdict. do you understand, alex? have i made myself clear?	As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred.
certainly, sir. what do they call you at home?	My name is Frederick. As I was saying, Alex, you can be instrumental in changing the public verdict. Do you understand, Alex? Have I made myself clear?
mmmm, possibly. yes. but public opinion has a way of changing and you, alex, if i may call you, alex?	Certainly, sir. What do they call you at home?
well, who can blame them, sir?	Mmmm, possibly. Yes. But public opinion has a way of changing and you, Alex, if I may call you, Alex?
we always help our friends, don't we?  it is no secret that the government has lost a lot of popularity because of you, my boy. there are some that think that at the next election we shall be out. the press has chosen to take a very unfavourable view of what we tried to do.	Well, who can blame them, sir?
helping you, sir?	We always help our friends, don't we?  It is no secret that the Government has lost a lot of popularity because of you, my boy. There are some that think that at the next election we shall be out. The press has chosen to take a very unfavourable view of what we tried to do.
you must have an interesting job at a salary which you would regard as adequate. not only for the job which you are going to do and in compensation for what you believe you have suffered, but also because you are helping us.	Helping you, sir?
what job and how much?	You must have an interesting job at a salary which you would regard as adequate. Not only for the job which you are going to do and in compensation for what you believe you have suffered, but also because you are helping us.
we put him away where he can do you no harm. you see we are looking after your interests. we are interested in you, and when you leave here you will have no further worries. we shall see to everything... a good job on a good salary.	What job and how much?
where is he now, sir?	We put him away where he can do you no harm. You see we are looking after your interests. We are interested in you, and when you leave here you will have no further worries. We shall see to everything... a good job on a good salary.
i can tell you that i... and the government of which i am a member are deeply sorry about this, my boy. deeply sorry. we tried to help you. we followed recommendations had been made to us that turned out to be wrong. an enquiry will place the responsibility where it belongs. we want you to regard us as friends. we've put you right, you're the best of treatments. we never wished you harm, but there are some that did and do, and i think you know who those are. there are certain people who wanted to use you for political ends. people who would have been glad to have you dead because then they would have been able to blame it all on the government. i think you know who those are. there is also a certain man - a writer of subversive literature - who has been howling for your blood. he's been mad with desire to stick a knife into you, but you're safe from him now, we've put him away. he found out that you had done wrong to him - at least he believed you had done wrong. he had formed this idea in his head that you h	Where is he now, sir?
thank you, sir.	I can tell you that I... and the Government of which I am a member are deeply sorry about this, my boy. Deeply sorry. We tried to help you. We followed recommendations had been made to us that turned out to be wrong. An enquiry will place the responsibility where it belongs. We want you to regard us as friends. We've put you right, you're the best of treatments. We never wished you harm, but there are some that did and do, and I think you know who those are. There are certain people who wanted to use you for political ends. People who would have been glad to have you dead because then they would have been able to blame it all on the Government. I think you know who those are. There is also a certain man - a writer of subversive literature - who has been howling for your blood. He's been mad with desire to stick a knife into you, but you're safe from him now, we've put him away. He found out that you had done wrong to him - at least he believed you had done wrong. He had formed this idea in his head that you h
yes i can... oh look, let me do that for you, shall i?	Thank you, sir.
i've suffered the tortures of the damned. the tortures of the damned, sir.	Yes I can... Oh look, let me do that for you, shall I?
yes... well good to see you on the mend. i've kept in constant touch with the hospital, of course, and now i've come to see you personally to see how you're getting along.	I've suffered the tortures of the damned. The tortures of the damned, sir.
yes, sir, and a very lovely place it is too, sir, when i wake up in the middle of the night with my pain.	Yes... well good to see you on the mend. I've kept in constant touch with the hospital, of course, and now I've come to see you personally to see how you're getting along.
good evening, my boy.	Hi, hi, hi there, my little droogies.
was i alright, sir? did i do well, sir?	Fine. Absolutely fine. You see, Ladies and Gentlemen our subject is, you see, impelled towards good by paradoxically being impelled toward evil. The intention to act violently is accompanied by strong feelings of physical distress. To counter these, the subject has to switch to a diametrically opposed attitude. Any questions? Priest rises and moves to Alex.
good.	Was I alright, sir? Did I do well, sir?
no, sir, i feel really great.	Good.
not feeling too bad now are you?	No, sir, I feel really great.
thank you very much. thank you my dear. girl bows and exits to loud applause.	Not feeling too bad now are you?
she came towards me with the light like it was the like light of heavenly grace, and the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that i would like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. but quick as a shot came the sickness, like a detective that had been watching around the corner and now followed to make his arrest. alex retching. minister rises.	Thank you very much. Thank you my dear. Girl bows and exits to loud applause.
thank you very much for this chance, sir.	Let's hope you make the most of it, my boy.
what crime did you commit.	The accidental killing of a person, sir.
i did, sir.	What crime did you commit.
who said that?	I did, sir.
what gives, o my pee and em, what makes you think you are welcome? em sobs. pee comforts her.	There, there mother, it's alright. He doesn't mean it. You were in the papers again, son. It said they had done great wrong to you. It said how the Government drove you to try and do yourself in... and when you think about it, son... maybe it was our fault too in a way... your home's your home when it's all said and done, son. Em sobs.
what's gonna happen to me then? i mean that's my room he's in - there's no denying that. this is my home also. what suggestions have you, my pee and em, to make?	Well, all this needs thinking about, son. I mean we can't very well just kick Joe out... Not just like that, can we? I mean Joe is here doing a job. A contract it is, two years. Well, we made like an arrangement, didn't we Joe? You see, son, Joe's paid next month's rent already so, well, whatever we do in the future, we cant just say to Joe to get out, now can we?
oh well, he met with like an accident. he passed away. alex becomes a bit weepy.	What's gonna happen to me then? I mean that's my room he's in - there's no denying that. This is my home also. What suggestions have you, my Pee and Em, to make?
what about basil? where's my snake?	Oh well, he met with like an accident. He passed away. Alex becomes a bit weepy.
well. that was all took away, son, by the police. new regulation about compensation for the victim.	What about Basil? Where's my snake?
no thanks, mum. it'll pass in a minute...  ... what have you done with all my own personal things?	Well. That was all took away, son, by the Police. New regulation about compensation for the victim.
aye, that's joe. he... ummmm, lives here now. the lodger. that's what he is... he... he rents your room. alex confronts joe.	How do you do, Joe? Find the room comfortable, do you? No complaints?
hey, dad, there's a strange fella sitting on the sofa there munchy- wunching lomticks of toast.	Aye, that's Joe. He... ummmm, lives here now. The lodger. That's what he is... he... he rents your room. Alex confronts Joe.
oh, aye, aye.	Hey, Dad, there's a strange fella sitting on the sofa there munchy- wunching lomticks of toast.
well, still the same old place then, eh?	Oh, aye, aye.
aye.	Well, still the same old place then, eh?
that's right, dad they did a great job on my gulliver, i'm completely reformed.	Aye.
well - i'm back.	Aye. Glad to see you back, lad.
oh fine, fi. keeping out of trouble, you know.	Well - I'm back.
well, how are you then?	Oh fine, fi. Keeping out of trouble, you know.
fine, fine.	Well, how are you then?
keeping fit then?	Fine, fine.
hullo lad. what a surprise, good to see you.	Keeping fit then?
... and again... go on!!! again! there's a good boy.	And, O my brothers, would you believe your faithful friend and long suffering narrator pushed out his red yahzik a mile and a half to lick the grahzny, vonny boots. The horrible killing sickness had wooshed up and turned the like joy of battle into a feeling I was going to snuff it. Minister rises.
you wanna get up? well, you've gotta you see... well i want you to lick it. go on... lick it. alex, gagging and coughing, licks the sole of his shoe.	... And again... Go on!!! Again! There's a good boy.
let me get up.	You wanna get up? Well, you've gotta you see... well I want you to lick it. Go on... Lick it. Alex, gagging and coughing, licks the sole of his shoe.
you wanna be sick?	Let me get up.
i wanna be sick.	You wanna be sick?
you're gonna be sick are you?	I wanna be sick.
i'm gonna be sick.	You're gonna be sick are you?
... because i don't like you horrible type, do i, and if you want to start something... if you want to start... go on... well, you just start. please do. alex retching.	I'm gonna be sick.
... and that... he pulls alex's ear, pushes him off balance and plants his foot on his chest.	... because I don't like you horrible type, do I, and if you want to start something... if you want to start... go on... well, you just start. Please do. Alex retching.
... and this... he pulls alex's nose.	... and that... He pulls Alex's ear, pushes him off balance and plants his foot on his chest.
you want to know why i did that, well you see - i do that... he stamps on alex's foot.	... and this... He pulls Alex's nose.
why did you do that, brother? i've never done wrong to you.	You want to know why I did that, well you see - I do that... He stamps on Alex's foot.
oh. oh, you're sorry are you, well you must think i'm awfully stupid. he slaps alex in the face.	Why did you do that, brother? I've never done wrong to you.
sorry, brother. i didn't mean any offence.	Oh. Oh, you're sorry are you, well you must think I'm awfully stupid. He slaps Alex in the face.
what do i want?	Sorry, brother. I didn't mean any offence.
no, brother. what d'you want?	What do I want?
oh, he had a shower this morning. you trying to call me a liar?	No, brother. What d'you want?
why do you say that, brother? i had a shower this morning.	Oh, he had a shower this morning. You trying to call me a liar?
hello, heap of dirt. pooh, you don't wash much do you, judging by the horrible smell.	Why do you say that, brother? I had a shower this morning.
the next morning i was taken to the ludovico medical facility, outside the town centre, and i felt a malenky bit sad having to say goodbye to the old staja, as you always will when you leave a place you've like gotten used to. chief guard briskly leads the way for alex and escort. they move into reception hall where the doctor stands.	Right. Halt the prisoner. Good morning, sir, I'm Chief Officer Barnes. I've got 655321 on a transfer from Parkmoor to the Ludovico Centre, sir!
you're absolutely right, sir.	Shut your bleedin' hole!!!
through there for a bath.	Yes, sir.
no, sir.	Through there for a bath.
lice?	No, sir.
no, sir.	Lice?
crabs?	No, sir.
no, sir.	Crabs?
no, sir.	Right. The mothballs, Mister.
are you an epileptic?	No, sir.
do you wear any false teeth or false limbs?	No, sir.
no, sir.	Do you wear any false teeth or false limbs?
have you ever had any mental illness?	No, sir.
do you wear eye glasses or contact lenses?	No, sir.
blue eyes, yes, sir.	Do you wear eye glasses or contact lenses?
blue eyes?	Blue eyes, yes, sir.
fair hair, sir.	Blue eyes?
brown hair, is it?	Fair hair, sir.
yes, sir, church of england, sir.	Brown hair, is it?
do you mean church of england?	Yes, sir, Church of England, sir.
c of e, sir.	Do you mean Church of England?
religion?	C of E, sir.
now then, were you in police custody this morning?	No, sir.
the chocolate and cigarettes you brought in - you lose that as you are now convicted. now go over to the table and get undressed. alex walks to table and undresses. chief guard moves to table with his clipboard.	Now then, were you in Police custody this morning?
right. sign here for your valuable property. alex signs.	The chocolate and cigarettes you brought in - you lose that as you are now convicted. Now go over to the table and get undressed. Alex walks to table and undresses. Chief Guard moves to table with his clipboard.
no, sir.	Right. Sign here for your valuable property. Alex signs.
one half bar of chocolate. one bunch of keys on white metal ring. one packet of cigarettes. two plastic ball pens - one black, one red. one pocket comb - black plastic. one address book - imitation red leather. one ten penny piece. one white metal wristlet watch, "timawrist" on a white metal expanding bracelet. anything else in your pockets?	No, sir.
pick that up and put it down properly. alex does so, and continues to empty his pockets.	One half bar of chocolate. One bunch of keys on white metal ring. One packet of cigarettes. Two plastic ball pens - one black, one red. One pocket comb - black plastic. One address book - imitation red leather. One ten penny piece. One white metal wristlet watch, "Timawrist" on a white metal expanding bracelet. Anything else in your pockets?
right carry on. alex tosses a bar of chocolate on the desk.	Pick that up and put it down properly. Alex does so, and continues to empty his pockets.
yes sir.	Right carry on. Alex tosses a bar of chocolate on the desk.
then your toes belong on the other side of it!!!	Yes sir.
yes, sir.	Then your toes belong on the other side of it!!!
murder, sir.	Right. Take the cuffs off him, Mister. The cuffs are removed.
crime?	Murder, sir.
alexander de large, sir.	Crime?
you are now in h.m. prison parkmoor and from this moment you will address all prison officers as sir! name?	Alexander de Large, sir.
you've heard beethoven before?	Yes!!!
yes!!!	You've heard Beethoven before?
are you referring to the background score?	Yes!!!
i just don't understand about feeling sick the way i did. i never used to feel sick before. i used to feel like the very opposite. i mean, doing it or watching it, i used to feel real horrorshow. i just don't understand why, how what.	You felt ill this afternoon because you're getting better. You see, when we're healthy we respond to the presence of the hateful with fear and nausea. You're becoming healthy that's all. By this time tomorrow you'll be healthier still.
well, of course, it was horrible. violence is a very horrible thing. that's what you're learning now. your body is learning it.	I just don't understand about feeling sick the way I did. I never used to feel sick before. I used to feel like the very opposite. I mean, doing it or watching it, I used to feel real horrorshow. I just don't understand why, how what.
but it was horrible.	Well, of course, it was horrible. Violence is a very horrible thing. That's what you're learning now. Your body is learning it.
i imagine you'll be feeling a little bit limp by the end of the day. but we have to be hard on you. you have to be cured.	But it was horrible.
you mean, i have to viddy two sessions in one day?	I imagine you'll be feeling a little bit limp by the end of the day. But we have to be hard on you. You have to be cured.
well, that was a very promising start. by my calculations, you should be starting to feel alright again. yes? dr. brodsky's pleased with you. now tomorrow there'll be two sessions, of course, morning and afternoon.	You mean, I have to viddy two sessions in one day?
something like that.	Well, that's good. I like to viddy the old films now and again.
you mean like going to the pictures?	Something like that.
it's quite simple really. were just going to show you some films.	You mean like going to the pictures?
what exactly is the treatment here going to be then?	It's quite simple really. Were just going to show you some films.
something like that. you are a little undernourished, so after each meal were going to give you a shot. roll over on your right side please, loosen your pyjama pants and pull them half-way down. he does, somewhat reluctantly. she gives him a shot in the bum.	What exactly is the treatment here going to be then?
vitamins will it be then?	Something like that. You are a little undernourished, so after each meal were going to give you a shot. Roll over on your right side please, loosen your pyjama pants and pull them half-way down. He does, somewhat reluctantly. She gives him a shot in the bum.
oh no, nothing of the sort.	Vitamins will it be then?
what's the hypo for then? going to send me to sleep?	Oh no, nothing of the sort.
i hope so, missus. she inserts a needle into the medicine vial.	What's the hypo for then? Going to send me to sleep?
we're going to friends now, sir.	I hope so, Missus. She inserts a needle into the medicine vial.
i realise all that, missus, and i'm very grateful to all concerned.	We're going to friends now, sir.
good. in a few minutes, you'll meeting dr. brodsky and we'll begin your treatment. you're a very lucky boy to have been chosen.	I realise all that, Missus, and I'm very grateful to all concerned.
fine... fine.	Good. In a few minutes, you'll meeting Dr. Brodsky and we'll begin your treatment. You're a very lucky boy to have been chosen.
how're you feeling this morning?	Fine... fine.
indeed it is. may i take this she removes his tray.	How're you feeling this morning?
good morning, missus. lovely day, isn't it?	Indeed it is. May I take this She removes his tray.
good morning, alex, my name is dr. branom. i'm doctor brodsky's assistant.	Good Morning, Missus. Lovely day, isn't it?
and when do i get out of here then?	I'm sure it won't be long now.
it's not that kind of a test. but you seem well on the way to a complete recovery.	And when do I get out of here then?
how many did i get right?	It's not that kind of a test. But you seem well on the way to a complete recovery.
good. i'm glad	How many did I get right?
i was quite enjoying that.	Good. I'm glad
yes.	I was quite enjoying that.
i hope so. is that the end then?	Yes.
fine. well, that's all there is to it. are you alright?	I hope so. Is that the end then?
fucking hell...	Fine. Well, that's all there is to it. Are you alright?
eggiwegs. i would like to smash 'em. pick up th elot and f... owww... he slams his hand down and cries out with pain.	Fucking hell...
good. you can do whatever you like with these.	Eggiwegs. I would like to smash 'em. Pick up th elot and f... owww... He slams his hand down and cries out with pain.
excuse me, missus. no time for the old in-out, i've just come to read the meter. slide of bird's nest with eggs.	Good. You can do whatever you like with these.
good. what do you want?	Excuse me, missus. No time for the old in-out, I've just come to read the meter. Slide of bird's nest with eggs.
bollocks. you know what you can do with that watch? you can stick it up your arse. slide of nude woman in bed, a man at the window.	Good. What do you want?
good. it wa your fault... you sold me a crummy watch. i want my money back.	Bollocks. You know what you can do with that watch? You can stick it up your arse. Slide of nude woman in bed, a man at the window.
that's right and i'll smash your face for you, yarblockos. slide of watch shop.	Good. It wa your fault... you sold me a crummy watch. I want my money back.
good. the boy you always quarrelled with is seriously ill.	That's right and I'll smash your face for you, yarblockos. Slide of watch shop.
right... knickers... cabbages... it doesn't have a beak. alex laughs. slide of woman speaking to boy.	Good. The boy you always quarrelled with is seriously ill.
yes. yes, well don't think about it too long, just say the first thing that pops into your mind.	Right... Knickers... Cabbages... It doesn't have a beak. Alex laughs. Slide of woman speaking to boy.
i just say what the other person would say?	Yes. Yes, well don't think about it too long, just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
isn't the plumage beautiful?	I just say what the other person would say?
righty, right. the doctor reads aloud the dialogue printed in the cartoon balloon - a peacock.	Isn't the plumage beautiful?
now then, each of these slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. you'll tell me what you think the person would say. alright?	Righty, right. The doctor reads aloud the dialogue printed in the cartoon balloon - a peacock.
oh.	Now then, each of these slides needs a reply from one of the people in the picture. You'll tell me what you think the person would say. Alright?
patients who've sustained the kind of injuries you have often have dreams of this sort. it's all part of the recovery process.	Oh.
well, when i was all like ashamed up and half awake and unconscious like, i kept having this dream like all these doctors were playing around with me gulliver. you know... like the inside of me brain. i seemed to have this dream over and over again. d'you think it means anything?	Patients who've sustained the kind of injuries you have often have dreams of this sort. It's all part of the recovery process.
yes?	Well, when I was all like ashamed up and half awake and unconscious like, I kept having this dream like all these doctors were playing around with me gulliver. You know... like the inside of me brain. I seemed to have this dream over and over again. D'you think it means anything?
ohhh... jolly good. perhaps you can explain me something to me first.	Yes?
no... i'm going to show you some slides and you are going to tell me what you think about them alright?	Ohhh... jolly good. Perhaps you can explain me something to me first.
what are we going to do? talk about me sex life?	No... I'm going to show you some slides and you are going to tell me what you think about them Alright?
just part of hospital routine.	What are we going to do? Talk about me sex life?
psychiatrist? huh, do i need one?	Just part of hospital routine.
i'm your psychiatrist.	Psychiatrist? Huh, do I need one?
i haven't seen you before.	I'm your Psychiatrist.
good. i'm doctor taylor.	I haven't seen you before.
fine. fine.	Good. I'm doctor Taylor.
how are you feeling today?	Fine. Fine.
but, sir... missus... i see that it's wrong! it's wrong because it's like against like society. it's wrong because everybody has the right to live and be happy without being tolchocked and knifed.	No, no, boy. You really must leave it to us, but be cheerful about it. In less than a fortnight now, you'll be a free man.
you must take your chance boy. the choice has been all yours.	But, Sir... Missus... I see that it's wrong! It's wrong because it's like against like society. It's wrong because everybody has the right to live and be happy without being tolchocked and knifed.
you're not cured yet, my boy.	You must take your chance boy. The choice has been all yours.
you needn't take it any further, sir. you've proved to me that all this ultra-violence and killing is wrong and terribly wrong. i've learned my lesson, sir. i see now what i've never seen before i'm cured, praise bog!	You're not cured yet, my boy.
you're keen on music?	Yes!!!
what's all this about sin?	That!... Using Ludwig van like that! He did no harm to anyone. Beethoven just wrote music.
very soon now the drug will cause the subject to experience a death- like paralysis together with deep feelings of terror and helplessness. one of our earlier test subjects described it as being like death, a sense of stifling and drowning, and it is during this period we have found the subject will make his most rewarding associations between his catastrophic experience and environment and the violence he sees. alex retching violently and struggling against his strait jacket.	Let me be sick... I want to get up. Get me something to be sick in... Stop the film... Please stop it... I can't stand it any more. Stop it please... please.
they laughed at me blood and me moans. this murderous young pig is a prize specimen of the cowardly brutal young. he is in our midst and at our mercy. give it to him. that's it. old tramps begin to beat at alex.	Then there was like a sea of dirty, smelly old men trying to get at your humble Narrator, with their feeble rookers and horny old claws. It was Old Age having a go at Youth and I daren't do a single solitary thing, O my brothers, it being better to be hit at like that, than want to be sick and feel that horrible pain. The Tramp crowd round Alex, shouting.
stop him! stop him! a leg is stuck out and alex goes down. the tramp swarm all over him.	They laughed at me blood and me moans. This murderous young pig is a prize specimen of the cowardly brutal young. He is in our midst and at our mercy. Give it to him. That's it. Old Tramps begin to beat at Alex.
this is the poisonous young swine that near done me in. him and his friends beat me and kicked me and thumped me. alex breaks away again.	Stop him! Stop him! A leg is stuck out and Alex goes down. The tramp swarm all over him.
leave me alone, brother. i've never seen you before. tramp shouts to other meths drinkers and tramps.	This is the poisonous young swine that near done me in. Him and his friends beat me and kicked me and thumped me. Alex breaks away again.
i never forget a face! i never forget any face, be god!	Leave me alone, brother. I've never seen you before. Tramp shouts to other Meths drinkers and Tramps.
jamey mack! be the hokey fly! holy mother of god! all the holy angels and blessed saints in heaven preserve us. alex breaks away but the tramp toddles alongside him.	I never forget a face! I never forget any face, be God!
oh, thankyou, your honour. the tramp takes a second look at alex.	Jamey Mack! Be the hokey fly! Holy Mother of God! All the Holy Angels and blessed saints in Heaven preserve us. Alex breaks away but the Tramp toddles alongside him.
can you spare me some cutter, me brother? can you spare some cutter, me brother? alex, without looking at him, reaches in his pocket and gives him some money.	Oh, thankyou, your honour. The Tramp takes a second look at Alex.
oh - and what's so stinking about it?	It's a stinking world because there's no law and order any more. It's a stinking world because it lets the young get onto the old like you done. It's no world for an old man any more. What sort of a world is it at all? Men on the moon and men spinning around the earth and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order no more. The Tramp starts singing again.
oh-hhh!!! go on, do me in you bastard cowards. i don't want to live anyway, not in a stinking world like this.	Oh - and what's so stinking about it?
can you... can you spare some cutter, me brothers? alex rams his stick into the tramp's stomach. the boys laugh.	Oh-hhh!!! Go on, do me in you bastard cowards. I don't want to live anyway, not in a stinking world like this.
one thing i could never stand is to see a filthy, dirty old drunkie, howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blerp, blerp in between as it might be a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. i could never stand to see anyone like that, whatever his age might be, but more especially when he was real old like this one was. the boys stop and applaud him.	Can you... can you spare some cutter, me brothers? Alex rams his stick into the Tramp's stomach. The boys laugh.
instruct thy son and he shall refresh thee and shall give delight to thy soul.	Amen. They cross themselves.
be patient, my son, and put your trust in the lord.	Instruct thy son and he shall refresh thee and shall give delight to thy soul.
i don't understand about the whys and wherefores, father. i only know i want to be good.	Be patient, my son, and put your trust in the Lord.
the question is weather or not this technique really makes a man good. goodness comes from within. goodness is chosen. when a man cannot chose, he ceases to be a man.	I don't understand about the whys and wherefores, Father. I only know I want to be good.
i don't care about the danger, father. i just want to be good. i want for the rest of my life to be one act of goodness.	The question is weather or not this technique really makes a man good. Goodness comes from within. Goodness is chosen. When a man cannot chose, he ceases to be a man.
it has not been used yet in this prison. the governor has grave doubts about it and i have heard that there are very serious dangers involved.	I don't care about the danger, Father. I just want to be good. I want for the rest of my life to be one act of goodness.
but it is being used, isn't it, father?	It has not been used yet in this prison. The Governor has grave doubts about it and I have heard that there are very serious dangers involved.
that's not proven, 655321. in fact, it is only in the experimental stage at this moment.	But it is being used, isn't it, Father?
i don't know what it's called, father, all i know is that it gets you out quickly and makes sure that you never get in again.	That's not proven, 655321. In fact, it is only in the experimental stage at this moment.
i take it you are referring to the ludovico technique?	I don't know what it's called, Father, all I know is that it gets you out quickly and makes sure that you never get in again.
these things get around, father. two warders talk as it might be, and somebody can't help overhearing what they say. then somebody picks up a scrap of newspaper in the workshops and the newspaper tells all about it. how about putting me in for this new treatment, father?	I take it you are referring to the Ludovico Technique?
where did you hear about this? whose been talking about these things?	These things get around, Father. Two Warders talk as it might be, and somebody can't help overhearing what they say. Then somebody picks up a scrap of newspaper in the workshops and the newspaper tells all about it. How about putting me in for this new treatment, Father?
no father. it's nothing like that, father. it's about this new thing they're all talking about. about this new treatment that you out of prison in no time at all and makes sure you never get back in again.	Where did you hear about this? Whose been talking about these things?
certainly, my son, certainly. is there something troubling you, my son? don't be shy to speak up. remember, i know all the urges that can trouble young men deprived of the society of women.	No Father. It's nothing like that, Father. It's about this new thing they're all talking about. About this new treatment that you out of prison in no time at all and makes sure you never get back in again.
father - may i ask you a question in private?	Certainly, my son, certainly. Is there something troubling you, my son? Don't be shy to speak up. Remember, I know all the urges that can trouble young men deprived of the society of women.
you certainly have not, 655321. you've been very helpful, and you've shown a genuine desire to reform.	Father - may I ask you a question in private?
and, father, i've never been guilty of any institutional infractions, have i?	You certainly have not, 655321. You've been very helpful, and you've shown a genuine desire to reform.
indeed.	And, Father, I've never been guilty of any institutional infractions, have I?
i've done my best, have i not?	Indeed.
you have, my son.	I've done my best, have I not?
father, i have tried, have i not?	You have, my son.
fine, my boy, fine, fine.	Father, I have tried, have I not?
if thou lose hope being weary in the days of distress, thy strength shall be diminished.	Fine, my boy, fine, fine.
mothballs, sir.	Now then. Face the wall. Bend over and touch your toes. Chief Guard inspects Alex's anus with a penlight.
one pair of underpants - white with blue waistband.	Are you now, or ever have been, a homosexual?
one pair of trousers - blue pinstriped.	Have you ever had any attacks of fainting or dizziness?
one shirt - blue, collar attached.	Have you been receiving medical treatment for any serious illness?
one jacket - blue pinstripe.	Prison custody?
don't read it - sign it!	It says that you are willing to have the residue of your sentence commuted to the Ludovico treatment. Alex signs. Governor gathers up papers. Alex dots the last "i" and smiles.
you are to be reformed. tomorrow you go to this man, brodsky. you wbe leaving here. you will be transferred to the ludovico medical facility. it is believed that you will be able to leave state custody in a little over a fortnight. i suppose that prospect pleases you?	Answer when the Governor asks you a question you filthy young swine!
shut your filthy hole, you scum!!!	You are to be reformed. Tomorrow you go to this man, Brodsky. You wbe leaving here. You will be transferred to the Ludovico Medical Facility. It is believed that you will be able to leave State custody in a little over a fortnight. I suppose that prospect pleases you?
very good, chief. chief guard turns to alex.	Forward to the white line, toes behind it. Full name and number to the Governor. Chief Guard closes door.
sir, 655321, sir.	Very good, Chief. Chief Guard turns to Alex.
carry on, chief.	Sir.
leave to carry on, sir, please?	Carry on, Chief.
very good, chief. they inspect cells.	Leave to carry on, sir, please?
enough is remembered though, little alex. dim and georgie laugh. they drag alex to a low water through.	This is to make sure you stay cured. Georgie hits Alex in the stomach with his blackjack. Then, they push his head under the water and methodically start to beat him with their blackjacks. After a full minute of this, they drag him out, halt-drowned,
moloko-plus.	Something to sharpen us up, you especially. We have the start.
the shiny stuff. the ice. the big, big, big money is available's what will the english says.	Big, big money.
yeah... pete the english.	The shiny stuff. The Ice. The big, big, big money is available's what Will the English says.
and there's will the english in the muscleman coffee mesto saying he can fence anything that anything that any malchick tries to crast.	Yeah... Pete the English.
pitiful rookerful...	And there's Will the English in the Muscleman coffee mesto saying he can fence anything that anything that any malchick tries to crast.
hullo, son, how are you?	Are you feeling better?
d'you think we should do something?	Would you like me to make you a nice cup of tea, son?
well, what's the matter lad, are you feeling alright?	Dad... It's the treatment. More retching.
we've only just read about it in the morning papers.	Aye. You should have let us know, lad, not that we're not very pleased to see you again. All cured too, eh?
well, it's a surprise all right, a bit bewildering too.	We've only just read about it in the morning papers.
i wonder where exactly is it he goes to work of evenings.	Well, like he says, it's mostly odd things he does, helping like... here and there, as it might be.
no i don't know, luv, i'd taken my sleepers.	I wonder where exactly is it he goes to work of evenings.
yes, i heard. d'you know what time he got in last night?	No I don't know, luv, I'd taken my sleepers.
shall we go to my office?	Thank you.
well, fine... we could still look at c-block.	No, no, no. That's enough. He's perfect. I want his records sent to me. This vicious young hoodlum will be transformed out of all recognition.
i agree, sir. what we need are larger prisons. more money.	Not a chance, my dear fellow. The Ggovernment can't be concerned any longer with outmoded penological theories. Soon we may be needing all of out prison space for political offenders. Common criminals like these are best dealt with on a purely curative basis. Kill the criminal reflex that's all. Full implementation in a year's time. Punishment means nothing to them, you can see that... they enjoy their so-called punishment. Alex seizes his chance as they pass by.
cram criminals together and what do you get - concentrated criminality... crime in the midst of punishment.	I agree, sir. What we need are larger prisons. More money.
four in this block, sir.	Cram criminals together and what do you get - concentrated criminality... crime in the midst of punishment.
how many to a cell?	Four in this block, sir.
max, i'm scared.  are you sure?	Yes!  Stay put, goddamn it!  Don't move from that spot...
he doesn't know you're up there!  just stay right where you are!  call the police!	Max, I'm scared.  Are you sure?
seventh, files section.  what should i do?	He doesn't know you're up there!  Just stay right where you are!  Call the police!
where are you, what floor?	Seventh, files section.  What should I do?
in my office?	Where are you, what floor?
...he's two floors below you.	In my office?
no, no, <u>wait</u>...	...he's two floors below you.
...okay, max, i believe you...i'll get out of the building...	No, no, <u>wait</u>...
it doesn't matter!  just get out of the goddamn building...	...okay, Max, I believe you...I'll get out of the building...
did you say <u>dmitri?</u> how do you know about my case?  i don't understand...	It doesn't matter!  Just get out of the goddamn building...
dmitri hired him!  he's already killed all your witnesses, now he's coming after you!  he was stalking you when i dropped you off.  i don't know what happened, but he diverted and got into my cab, instead.	Did you say <u>Dmitri?</u> How do you know about my case?  I don't understand...
if this is a joke, it's not funny.	Dmitri hired him!  He's already killed all your witnesses, now he's coming after you!  He was stalking you when I dropped you off.  I don't know what happened, but he diverted and got into my cab, instead.
<u>kill</u> you!  he's coming to kill you!	If this is a joke, it's not funny.
he's...what?  say again?  we're in cell hell...	<u>Kill</u> you!  He's coming to kill you!
listen to me!  just listen, okay? there's a man, vincent, he's coming to kill you!	He's...what?  Say again?  We're in cell hell...
max?  oh...  ...it's kind of a strange time to be calling...	Listen to me!  Just listen, okay? There's a man, Vincent, he's coming to kill you!
max, the cab driver!	Max?  Oh...  ...it's kind of a strange time to be calling...
max...	Max, the cab driver!
annie...it's max.	Max...
thanks for everything, max.  wow...	Sure thing.
yes, you could.  i think you need it more than i do.  it'll help.  i promise.	Thanks for everything, Max.  Wow...
no, no way, i couldn't take that...	Yes, you could.  I think you need it more than I do.  It'll help.  I promise.
how often you go?	Dozen times a day.
soon.  but i take little ones all the time.  comoros islands in the indian ocean.	How often you go?
when was the last time you took one?	Soon.  But I take little ones all the time.  Comoros Islands in the Indian Ocean.
not in a cab...  i mean a disconnection...get your head straight...you know, get it together...	When was the last time you took one?
just had one.	Not in a cab...  I mean a disconnection...get your head straight...you know, get it together...
you need a vacation.	Just had one.
like you, i'm good at it.  but at this exact moment in time...like i gotta sumo wrestler on my shoulders until tomorrow morning.	You need a vacation.
but not now?	Like you, I'm good at it.  But at this exact moment in time...like I gotta sumo wrestler on my shoulders until tomorrow morning.
most of the time.	But not now?
you never answered my question.  you like what you do?	Most of the time.
big case?	Yeah.
not quite.  he did defense.  i'm a prosecutor...	Big case?
...bottega.  guy gets in my cab wearing a catcher's mask, i think he's a ballplayer.  you?  definitely clarence darrow.	Not quite.  He did defense.  I'm a prosecutor...
bottega.	...Bottega.  Guy gets in my cab wearing a catcher's mask, I think he's a ballplayer.  You?  Definitely Clarence Darrow.
sure.  i'm starting an 800 hotline.  caught part of your phone call.  and even if i hadn't, there's the dark pinstripe, armani, elegant, not too hip, which rules out advertising, plus a top-of-the-line briefcase that you live out of, looks like bottega...	Bottega.
you psychic?	Sure.  I'm starting an 800 hotline.  Caught part of your phone call.  And even if I hadn't, there's the dark pinstripe, Armani, elegant, not too hip, which rules out advertising, plus a top-of-the-line briefcase that you live out of, looks like Bottega...
you like being a lawyer?	You psychic?
travel...and things.	You like being a lawyer?
like what?	Travel...and things.
this?  temporary.  to pay the bills and save. i got plans...	Like what?
you're an anomaly in today's world, max.  you're good at what you do, so you must take pride in it...?	This?  Temporary.  To pay the bills and save. I got plans...
there were two of us.  i had the other guy killed.  don't need the competition...	You're an anomaly in today's world, Max.  You're good at what you do, so you must take pride in it...?
no?  how many cabbies get you into an argument to save you money?	There were two of us.  I had the other guy killed.  Don't need the competition...
it's no big deal.	No?  How many cabbies get you into an argument to save you money?
why'd you do that?  don't tell me you're a gentleman, max. i thought chivalry was dead as a necessary consequence of gender politics...	It's no big deal.
keep it.  go wild.  have a party.	Why'd you do that?  Don't tell me you're a gentleman, Max. I thought chivalry was dead as a necessary consequence of gender politics...
different instrument altogether.  you know, if you'd only listened to me, we'd be bogged down in traffic right now, and you could have made yourself an extra five bucks.	Keep it.  Go wild.  Have a party.
could'a fooled me, the way you were hollering into that cell phone.	Different instrument altogether.  You know, if you'd only listened to me, we'd be bogged down in traffic right now, and you could have made yourself an extra five bucks.
violin.  i never had the lungs for wind instruments.	Could'a fooled me, the way you were hollering into that cell phone.
let me guess.  clarinet?	Violin.  I never had the lungs for wind instruments.
i used to play this piece back in high school.	Let me guess.  Clarinet?
you like bach?	I used to play this piece back in high school.
no.  i got lucky with the lights.	No.  You were right, I was wrong...  ...Max.
go ahead, say it.	No.  I got lucky with the lights.
you got a deal.	Go ahead, say it.
the ride is free.	You got a deal.
we taking bets?  what if you're wrong?	The ride is free.
but bowery's fine, if that's what you want.	We taking bets?  What if you're wrong?
first friday of the month?  linens. roll right off the trucks.  they're in and out in twenty minutes...  ...which means they left fifteen minutes ago.  traffic will be smooth.	But Bowery's fine, if that's what you want.
sixth, you got delivery trucks blocking traffic at herald square. look, i make this trip all the time.	First Friday of the month?  Linens. Roll right off the trucks.  They're in and out in twenty minutes...  ...which means they left fifteen minutes ago.  Traffic will be smooth.
the bowery, you gotta deal with runoff from two bridges.	Sixth, you got delivery trucks blocking traffic at Herald Square. Look, I make this trip all the time.
sixth is a parking lot north of 23rd this time of day.	The Bowery, you gotta deal with runoff from two bridges.
sixth is faster.	Sixth is a parking lot north of 23rd this time of day.
what?	Sixth is faster.
i'll take sixth.  it's faster.	What?
park avenue and east 2nd. take centre to canal, up the bowery, cooper and third, left on 41st, come around on park.	I'll take Sixth.  It's faster.
hi ya' doin'?  where to?	Park Avenue and East 2nd. Take Centre to Canal, up the Bowery, Cooper and Third, left on 41st, come around on Park.
i'm...fine.  fine.	You sure?  You look pretty shaky...
you dizzy?  you want to sit down?	I'm...fine.  Fine.
come on, it's been a long, shitty day. how about a break?  i'll call a tow truck myself, i swear.  i won't budge from this spot.	Save me the grief.  Step out of the car, sir, and open the trunk.
i was heading back to my garage.  it's on the way.	This vehicle's not safe to drive. We're gonna have to impound it.  Get you towed.  Step away from the vehicle and pop the trunk.  I'm sorry, sir, you'll have to find another cab.
you still carrying passengers?	I was heading back to my garage.  It's on the way.
comin' over coldwater.  goddamn deer jumps out in front of me.  you believe that?	You still carrying passengers?
a deer?	Comin' over Coldwater.  Goddamn deer jumps out in front of me.  You believe that?
this your current address?	Yes.
i know the answer.  i know all there is to know about louis.	Then let's have it.
it's simple.  what was your pal louis' first musical instrument?	I know the answer.  I know all there is to know about Louis.
lay it on me.	It's simple.  What was your pal Louis' first musical instrument?
of course.	Lay it on me.
one more thing.  if by some chance i get this wrong...tell dmitri i'm sorry.	Of course.
how do i know you'll keep your word?	I never lie.  Ask Max.  Max, have I lied yet?
jazz question.  what other kind is there?  you get it right, we roll with it.  you disappear.  tonight.  you don't go home, you don't pack a bag, you just leave town...and nobody, i mean nobody, ever hears from you or sees you again.	How do I know you'll keep your word?
what kind of question?	Jazz question.  What other kind is there?  You get it right, we roll with it.  You disappear.  Tonight.  You don't go home, you don't pack a bag, you just leave town...and nobody, I mean nobody, ever hears from you or sees you again.
and here i was thinking you were such a nice guy.	I am a nice guy, Daniel.  With a job to do.  You know how it is.
'fraid so.	And here I was thinking you were such a nice guy.
you know dmitri?	'Fraid so.
the crowd had to dig it.	The crowd was most kind.  I was born in 1945, but my life began the night of July 22, 1964.  That was the moment of my conception.  Right here in this very room.
most vividly.  "st. louis blues," "potato head blues," "sleepy time down south..."  ...then pops laid some "cornet chop suey" on me, and left me in the dust like a whipped dog.	The crowd had to dig it.
remember what you played?	Most vividly.  "St. Louis Blues," "Potato Head Blues," "Sleepy Time Down South..."  ...then Pops laid some "Cornet Chop Suey" on me, and left me in the dust like a whipped dog.
fella owned this place back then, dix dwyer, he let slip to louis that i played.  so pops, he just waves me right up.  my heart about stopped. but i got up there all the same, and we played for nearly twenty minutes.	Unbelievable...  ...you hearing this?  Unbelievable.
get outta here!  you and louis?	Fella owned this place back then, Dix Dwyer, he let slip to Louis that I played.  So Pops, he just waves me right up.  My heart about stopped. But I got up there all the same, and we played for nearly twenty minutes.
oh, my, yes.	Get outta here!  You and Louis?
no.	Oh, my, yes.
did better'n that.	No.
you heard armstrong play live.  i've never been this jealous.  you get to talk to him?	Did better'n that.
like winton marsalis says, it was pure, spiritual essence.  louis was playing.  god was smiling.	You heard Armstrong play live.  I've never been this jealous.  You get to talk to him?
was it great?  better than great, it had to be...	Like Winton Marsalis says, it was pure, spiritual essence.  Louis was playing.  God was smiling.
he'd come over from queens to do the ed sullivan show.  after, he decides to come on up to harlem and hang with the common folk.  that's how he was, you see.  never forgot where he came from.  money and fame an' all that?  meant nothin', long as he could blow that horn.  so before you it, he's up on that stage, doin' his thing.	Was it great?  Better than great, it had to be...
jesus...	He'd come over from Queens to do the Ed Sullivan show.  After, he decides to come on up to Harlem and hang with the common folk.  That's how he was, you see.  Never forgot where he came from.  Money and fame an' all that?  Meant nothin', long as he could blow that horn.  So before you it, he's up on that stage, doin' his thing.
right through those doors.  the man himself.	Jesus...
you're kidding me.	Right through those doors.  The man himself.
...i was just a young cat back then, about nineteen, bussin' tables in this very place.  didn't pay but shit, but that wasn't the point.  being around the music, that was the thing.  and i was.  take this one night...july 22, 1964...who walks in?  mr. louis armstrong.	You're kidding me.
very generous.	By the way.  Daniel said he was sorry.
hell, make it fifty.  same goes for any business we have in the future.	Very generous.
twenty five?	Hell, make it fifty.  Same goes for any business we have in the future.
as a token of my appreciation for your understanding in this matter, i'd like to offer you a discount for my services tonight.  twenty five percent.	Twenty five?
wouldn't dream of it.	As a token of my appreciation for your understanding in this matter, I'd like to offer you a discount for my services tonight.  Twenty five percent.
vincent.  do not cross me.	Wouldn't dream of it.
can you finish on schedule?	In fifteen years, I have never left a customer unsatisfied.
the fat man on cherry street.  the other fat man, mr. bulldozer.  the trumpet player.  that leaves two.	Can you finish on schedule?
tell me.  has black peter already crossed off a few bad children?	The fat man on Cherry Street.  The other fat man, Mr. Bulldozer.  The trumpet player.  That leaves two.
you think i wanted to come here tonight?  you think i'm that stupid? sometimes shit happens, you gotta roll with it.	Tell me.  Has Black Peter already crossed off a few bad children?
you tell me.  i had to toss the list in the river.  i was protecting your sorry, long-winded ass.  so why don't you show a little courtesy?	You think I wanted to come here tonight?  You think I'm that stupid? Sometimes shit happens, you gotta roll with it.
federal?	You tell me.  I had to toss the list in the river.  I was protecting your sorry, long-winded ass.  So why don't you show a little courtesy?
i picked up a tail.	Federal?
i said.  get the gun.  out.  of my fucking <u>face.</u> before i wrap it in a blintz and feed it to you.	I picked up a tail.
what?  what did you say?	I said.  Get the gun.  Out.  Of my fucking <u>face.</u> Before I wrap it in a blintz and feed it to you.
i think...  ...i think you should get this gun out of my fucking face.	What?  What did you say?
what?	I think...  ...I think you should get this gun out of my fucking face.
i think...	What?
tell me vincent.  tell me what you think.	I think...
can't say that i do.	Neither do I.  But my children, they're still young.  Do you know who they like even more than jolly old Saint Nicholas?  His helper, Black Peter. An old Russian fairy tale tells of how Santa got so busy looking after all the good kids, he had to hire a helper to punish all the bad kids.  That was Black Peter's job.  He was given the list of all the bad children, and he would visit them in their homes late at night.  And if he caught them not saying their prayers, he would leave a bundle of wooden switches outside their door.  That was a warning.  If they continued to misbehave, he would swoop down and take the children away. And they would never be seen again.
tell me, vincent.  do you believe in santa claus?	Can't say that I do.
sorry?	Tell me, Vincent.  Do you believe in Santa Claus?
i'm sorry.	Sorry?
i see.  that was an important list, wouldn't you say?  the people on that list are being subpoenaed tomorrow by a federal judge.  and you "lost" it?	I'm sorry.
what are you gonna do?	Take him down.  Save Richard Yip, our witness...
lemme tell you something.  vincent and a few other guys like him are fucking ghosts.  nobody even know what he looked like until now...	I don't know...
...so, his description of max the cabdriver matches the guy who walked out of villa rodeo.  that guy?  that guy is a cabbie.  and you're telling me this cabbie walks into a phone booth and emerges as a meat eater, assassin with heavy trigger time? what's he do, squeeze 'em in between fares?	No.  Your cabbie is floating down a storm drain or stuffed in the trunk of a cab.
so?	...so, his description of Max the cabdriver matches the guy who walked out of Villa Rodeo.  That guy?  That guy is a cabbie.  And you're telling me this cabbie walks into a phone booth and emerges as a meat eater, assassin with heavy trigger time? What's he do, squeeze 'em in between fares?
...got off the phone with his dispatcher.  what an asshole. cabbie's name is max rilke, been driving that cab for ten years...	So?
advance team, two men, stick to that goddamn cab, stay in radio contact, the rest of us follow in the van. nobody moves until the entire team's in place...	Can you fax me his picture?  His license or something?  What do you mean you don't have that there?  Anybody else in the cab?
...goddamn it, you telling me this motherfucker's whacked three of our witnesses tonight...	...Petrov and Cicerno for sure...
something going on?	Pretty quiet down there.  A cab just pulled up, aside from that...
...if they're wrong?!	This isn't our goddamn game!
not our call, phil.	...if they're wrong?!
what if they're wrong?	Not our call, Phil.
captain walt muldoon, nypd.	Detective Sergeant Phil Heller.
something big's going down, and i'm betting the feds don't know about it. you gotta get us in there.	Pick me up in five minutes.
jesus.  two in one night?	Something big's going down, and I'm betting the Feds don't know about it. You gotta get us in there.
joey cicerno.  dear friend and associate of my missing snitch, ivan petrov.  both of whom were in bed with dmitri.	Jesus.  Two in one night?
elvis?	Joey Cicerno.  Dear friend and associate of my missing snitch, Ivan Petrov.  Both of whom were in bed with Dmitri.
...yeah, i'm still at bellevue.  the john doe didn't pan out, but you'll never guess who's lying up in the meat locker.	Elvis?
oh?	Cabbie had no criminal record, no history of mental illness.  Suddenly, he just wigs out and pops three people, then himself?  Plus the victims weren't random solid citizens. They were all lowlives.  Wiseguys.  I've always wondered if there was someone else in the cab.
i never bought that.	Oh?
so?  it was a random thing.	I never bought that.
they found him dead in his own cab down by the port authority.	So?  It was a random thing.
oh, right.  the guy flipped out or something?  killed some people, then put a gun to his own head?	They found him dead in his own cab down by the Port Authority.
cabbie drove around all night.  three people got killed.	Oh, right.  The guy flipped out or something?  Killed some people, then put a gun to his own head?
what thing?	Cabbie drove around all night.  Three people got killed.
remember that thing a few years back? that thing with the cab?	What thing?
there was a car here, you can see where the glass came down all around it.  ivan flew out the window and went bam.	He could'a been depressed.  It still doesn't tell me homicide.
oh, we working for the feds now?  if my snitch flew out a window, he's got dmitri's handprints on his ass. that makes it homicide, that makes it ours.	What homicide?  Phil.  Where's a body? Look.  All we got is glass...
dmitri <u>gusunov?</u> what the fuck, why? forget about dimitri, feds are all over him.  they're a heartbeat away from taking him down.  word's gone out, they don't want us anywhere near him...	Oh, we working for the Feds now?  If my snitch flew out a window, he's got Dmitri's handprints on his ass. That makes it homicide, that makes it ours.
months now.  he's been feeding me information on dmitri.	Dmitri <u>Gusunov?</u> What the fuck, why? Forget about Dimitri, Feds are all over him.  They're a heartbeat away from taking him down.  Word's gone out, they don't want us anywhere near him...
you guys been holding hands?	Months now.  He's been feeding me information on Dmitri.
ivan petrov.  supposed to meet me for dinner, never shows up.  i come here, find this.	You guys been holding hands?
...this snitch of yours, what's his name, ivan?	Ivan Petrov.  Supposed to meet me for dinner, never shows up.  I come here, find this.
try?	Of course!
i'm in town for a short time.	Try?
what's your name?	Vincent...
quite an achievement...	What's your name?
i'm sure you're very proud of max.	Of course I'm proud.  You know he started with nothing?  Look at him today.  Playing concerts.
client?  i like to think of myself as more of a friend.  a mentor.	Max never had many friends.  So much with the piano.  Always keeping to himself, it's unhealthy...
tell my son.  you have to hold a gun to his head to get him to come see me.	Tell me about it.
it's nothing.	Tell my son.  You have to hold a gun to his head to get him to come see me.
and you came all the way down here to see me?	It's nothing.
i was with max when he got the call.	And you came all the way down here to see me?
oh, call me ida.  to what do we owe the pleasure?	I was with Max when he got the call.
happy to meet you, mrs. rilke.	Oh, call me Ida.  To what do we owe the pleasure?
why didn't you tell me we had company?  and what's your name?	No harm done, ma'am.
i came to see you, you look fine.  we gotta go.	Vincent.  It was nice to meet you. Visit again?
i'm standing right here.	Yesss, you are.  He's artistic.
what's he sayin'?	I'm standing right here.
i'm...in...the...room, here.  don't talk about me like i'm not in the room.	What's he sayin'?
you paid for my flowers?  they're beautiful.  max, you gonna introduce us?	Mom, Vincent.  Vincent, my mother, Ida Rilke.
by worrying about you spending money on foolish things?  so i can watch them wilt?	He paid for 'em.
you're gonna cheer up.	By worrying about you spending money on foolish things?  So I can watch them wilt?
what am i gonna do with flowers?	You're gonna cheer up.
i brought you flowers.	What am I gonna do with flowers?
you couldn't pick up a phone?  i'm lying here, wondering if something horrible happened...	I brought you flowers.
i got caught up at work.	You couldn't pick up a phone?  I'm lying here, wondering if something horrible happened...
i've been calling and calling.	I got caught up at work.
hi, ma.	I've been calling and calling.
...oh god, don't shoot me...	...show me the wallet, man, get your ass up, <u>up</u>...
<u>my hands are taped to the fucking </u> <u>steering wheel!</u>	...oh God, don't shoot me...
i'll fuck you up, you don't hand it over.	<u>My hands are taped to the fucking </u> <u>steering wheel!</u>
you're kidding me.	I'll fuck you up, you don't hand it over.
yo, whassup?	I got my, my hands taped to the steering wheel here, there's this guy, he taped me in the car, he's back there somewhere.
oh.  oh, thank god, hey!  hey, guys, hey, help me out here!	Yo, whassup?
nothin'!  aside from max's mother driving me crazy, i'm dancin' on a rainbow!  get him on the line, please.	Hang on.  Carefully...
we're gay lovers, what's it to you?	Nothin'!  Aside from Max's mother driving me crazy, I'm dancin' on a rainbow!  Get him on the line, please.
what are you guys, taking an all-night tour?	We're gay lovers, what's it to you?
same fare you talked to last time. the u.s. attorney...	What are you guys, taking an all-night tour?
who is this?	Same fare you talked to last time. The U.S. Attorney...
you hassling my driver again?	Who is this?
maaaaaax!	You hassling my driver again?
jesus, what is with this guy?	Maaaaaax!
max?  maaax.  pick up, dipshit.	Jesus, what is with this guy?
i was just tryin' to...to...	Tell it to Max.  Tell him he's an asshole.
how am i supposed to not get excited, listening to you trying to extort your employee, you sarcastic prick?	I was just tryin' to...to...
let's not get excited, sir.	How am I supposed to not get excited, listening to you trying to extort your employee, you sarcastic prick?
vincent <u>farrell</u>, assistant u.s. attorney.  a passenger in this taxicab, and i'm reporting you to the dmv...	Let's not get excited, sir.
who the hell is this?	Vincent <u>Farrell</u>, Assistant U.S. Attorney.  A passenger in this taxicab, and I'm reporting you to the DMV...
he's not paying you one cent!	Who the hell is this?
i know you're out there!  answer the goddamn call!	What happens if you don't?
yeah?	Where you been the last two hours? Your mother's been calling every ten minutes whining about how you didn't show up.
it got crashed!  i didn't...	I give a shit whose fault it was, you're payin'!
<u>so?</u> aside from i hate talking to cops, they tell me you crashed the shit out of it.	It got crashed!  I didn't...
yeah?  so?	<u>So?</u> Aside from I hate talking to cops, they tell me you crashed the shit out of it.
i just got off the phone with the cops.  they called to check you brought the cab in...	Yeah?  So?
uh, yeah?  lenny?  it's me.	I just got off the phone with the cops.  They called to check you brought the cab in...
he'll keep calling.	Max!  Dammit!  <u>Answer!</u>
...what do you want me to do, punch him out?  i have to work with him...	...well, last I checked, you were <u>sleeping</u> with me, so unless you wanna start fucking the guy soon, I'd suggest an attitude shift...
...oh, bullshit!  he was intruding on my space, he was demeaning me personally, he was patronizing...	...what do you want me to do, punch him out?  I have to work with him...
...i'm sorry, i don't see it that way...	...oh, bullshit!  He was intruding on my space, he was demeaning me personally, he was patronizing...
...everything is not about me, don't make me the villain here.  that asshole was out of line, and you goddamn well know it...	...I'm sorry, I don't see it that way...
...why is everything always about you...	...everything is not about me, don't make me the villain here.  That asshole was out of line, and you goddamn well know it...
max?	Let her go.
well.  that was brilliant.	Was your seatbelt fastened, honey?
slow down!	Vincent?
what are you gonna do, pull the trigger?  kill us?  go ahead, man! <u>shoot</u>...my ass.	Slow down!
slow the hell down!	What are you gonna do, pull the trigger?  Kill us?  Go ahead, man! <u>Shoot</u>...my ass.
you're going too fast.	But you know what?  Nothing matters, anyway.  We are insignificant out here in the big nowhere, say the badass sociopath in my backseat.  Right? Yeah.  That's one thing I've got to thank you for, bro.  And I never saw it that way...
i should have done that.  fixed it and more.  get out from under what i been under...	You're going too fast.
slow down.	I should have done that.  Fixed it and more.  Get out from under what I been under...
'cause i never got it straightened up; made the push, made the moves...	Slow down.
none of your business.	...pie in the sky?  "Someday my dream'll come..."  But one night you'll wake up and realize suddenly you're old.  It hasn't happened.  It never will.  Life just flipped on you.  Tomorrow became yesterday.  Then you'll bullshit yourself it was never gonna happen, anyway, and push it back in memory...and anesthetize yourself in a Barcalounger with daytime TV for the rest of your life...  Don't talk to me about murder.  You're <u>do-in</u>' yourself...in this yellow prison with steel-belted radials. Clocking in and out everyday...
look in the mirror.  ...piss-ant paper towels...a bottle of 409...saving up for goin' to the comoros.  how much you got saved?	None of your business.
answer the question.	Look in the mirror.  ...piss-ant paper towels...a bottle of 409...saving up for goin' to the Comoros.  How much you got saved?
...all the cabbies in la, i pull max, the man with x-ray vision...	Answer the question.
man, if someone had a gun to your head and said:  "you gotta tell me what's goin' on with that person over there or i'll kill you"...they'd have to kill you...  'cause you don't have a clue for...or about...anyone...  to be like that, i don't think you, you have any of that for your own life...  do you believe you're entitled or at least expect to draw breath in the a.m.?  open your eyes in the morning?  i don't think you do...i don't think so...  i think you are way <u>low</u>...like in your estimation.  in your estimation of yourself.  so how'd you get that way...?	...all the cabbies in LA, I pull Max, the man with X-ray vision...
as in...?	Man, if someone had a gun to your head and said:  "You gotta tell me what's goin' on with that person over there or I'll kill you"...they'd have to kill you...  'Cause you don't have a clue for...or about...anyone...  To be like that, I don't think you, you have any of that for your own life...  Do you believe you're entitled or at least expect to draw breath in the a.m.?  Open your eyes in the morning?  I don't think you do...I don't think so...  I think you are way <u>low</u>...like in your estimation.  In your estimation of yourself.  So how'd you get that way...?
what happened to you?	As in...?
get with it.  get over it. ...millions of galaxies of hundreds of millions of stars and a speck on one in a blink...that's us.  lost in space.  the universe doesn't care.  the cop, you, me?  who notices?	What happened to you?
...indifferent.	Get with it.  Get over it. ...millions of galaxies of hundreds of millions of stars and a speck on one in a blink...that's us.  Lost in space.  The universe doesn't care.  The cop, you, me?  Who notices?
then what are you?	...indifferent.
that's the "why."  that's the why? there is no reason.  no good reason; no bad reason.  to live or to die.	Then what are you?
that's the reason?	That's the "why."  That's the why? There is no reason.  No good reason; no bad reason.  To live or to die.
how do i know?  but, they all got that "witnesses for the prosecution" look to me.  probably some major federal indictment against somebody who majorly does not want to get indicted...  i dunno.	That's the reason?
what'd they do?	How do I know?  But, they all got that "witnesses for the prosecution" look to me.  Probably some major federal indictment against somebody who majorly does not want to get indicted...  I dunno.
and you believe me...?	What'd they do?
that's what you said...	And you believe me...?
<u>i'm</u> full of shit?  you're a monument of bullshit.  you even bullshitted yourself all i am, is taking out the garbage.  bad guys killing bad guys...	That's what you said...
you're full of shit.	<u>I'm</u> full of shit?  You're a monument of bullshit.  You even bullshitted yourself all I am, is taking out the garbage.  Bad guys killing bad guys...
you're too good.  we're in this together.  fates intertwined.  cosmic coincidence and all that crap...	You're full of shit.
whyn't you kill me and find another cab.	You're too good.  We're in this together.  Fates intertwined.  Cosmic coincidence and all that crap...
there you go...!	Whyn't you kill me and find another cab.
one more.	There you go...!
how are you at math?  i was hired for five hits.  i did four.	One more.
what's at union station?	How are you at math?  I was hired for five hits.  I did four.
head towards union station.	What's at Union Station?
some living.	Head towards Union Station.
it's what i do for a living.	Some living.
yeah, so, what's wrong with that?	It's what I do for a living.
yeah, that.	Yeah, so, what's wrong with that?
no, not just that.	Yeah, that.
i shoulda saved him 'cause he <u>believed</u> you?	No, not just that.
that cop!  why'd you have to do that?  you couldn't wound him?  the guy had a family, maybe, parents, kids who gotta grow up without a dad, he was probably a good guy; and he believed me...	I shoulda saved him 'cause he <u>believed</u> you?
who's heller?	That cop!  Why'd you have to do that?  You couldn't wound him?  The guy had a family, maybe, parents, kids who gotta grow up without a dad, he was probably a good guy; and he believed me...
you had to kill heller?!	Who's Heller?
good.  blood, urine and death get to you? try deep breathing.  or remember we all die anyway...	You had to kill Heller?!
i only owe you a ride, vincent.	It's not what you owe <u>me.</u> Time is so fleeting.  One day it's gone.  You make it out of this alive, Max, you really should call her.  That's what I think.
what holds you back, max?  tell me. why does life scare you so much?	I only owe you a ride, Vincent.
i don't know.	What holds you back, Max?  Tell me. Why does life scare you so much?
your lady friend.  the one who gave you her business card.  think she was just being polite?	I don't know.
who?	Your lady friend.  The one who gave you her business card.  Think she was just being polite?
would you have called her?	Who?
tribeca, near the waterfront, northeast corner.  twelve minutes.	You do impress me, Max.  That you do.
washington and holt.  dance club called "fever." know it?	Tribeca, near the waterfront, northeast corner.  Twelve minutes.
makes two of us.	Washington and Holt.  Dance club called "Fever." Know it?
damn, max.  i'm impressed.  really.  i would have bet good money you wouldn't walk out of there.	Makes two of us.
paid sick leave?	You tell me to start a union, I'm blowing your head off.  Quit stalling and get out of the cab.
no.	Paid sick leave?
you get benefits?	No.
fifteen years, although i prefer the term "assassin."	You get benefits?
in case he asks.	Fifteen years, although I prefer the term "assassin."
why?	In case he asks.
how long have you been a hit man?	Why?
we've both run out of options.  if it helps, take comfort in knowing you never had a choice.	How long have you been a hit man?
vincent.  don't make me do this. don't make me get people killed.	We've both run out of options.  If it helps, take comfort in knowing you never had a choice.
that's jazz, my friend.  you said it yourself.  so don't tell me you don't know how to play between the notes.	Vincent.  Don't make me do this. Don't make me get people killed.
i...i wasn't thinking.  i just did it.	That's jazz, my friend.  You said it yourself.  So don't tell me you don't know how to play between the notes.
max.  you threw my briefcase in the river.  you've got balls bigger than toledo.	I...I wasn't thinking.  I just did it.
no.  no way.  i can't do this.	Max.  You threw my briefcase in the river.  You've got balls bigger than Toledo.
when he finds out you tossed his list? i would.	No.  No way.  I can't do this.
he's gonna <u>shoot</u> me?	When he finds out you tossed his list? I would.
no client has ever seen my face, and i intend to keep it that way.  besides, if he decides to put a bullet in my head, i don't wanna be there for it.	He's gonna <u>shoot</u> me?
why me?  why don't <u>you</u> do it?	No client has ever seen my face, and I intend to keep it that way.  Besides, if he decides to put a bullet in my head, I don't wanna be there for it.
you're gonna be me.  you're gonna go in, and you're gonna get the info on the remaining two hits.	Why me?  Why don't <u>you</u> do it?
i don't get it.	You're gonna be me.  You're gonna go in, and you're gonna get the info on the remaining two hits.
the man who hired me for this contract.	I don't get it.
dmitri?	The man who hired me for this contract.
our friends in little russia.  go in and ask for a man named dmitri.	Dmitri?
in case <u>who</u> checks?	Our friends in Little Russia.  Go in and ask for a man named Dmitri.
i'll just hold onto it for you.  in case they check.	In case <u>who</u> checks?
why?	I'll just hold onto it for you.  In case they check.
gimme your wallet.	Why?
doesn't cover everything.	Good excuse.  How many others you got?
what, no insurance?	Doesn't cover everything.
see, i've got bills.  my mother's been dying of the same disease since i was a kid.	What, no insurance?
well, this big stake's got to be big by now.  when you leaving?	See, I've got bills.  My mother's been dying of the same disease since I was a kid.
i told you i don't like to talk about it.	Well, this big stake's got to be big by now.  When you leaving?
yeah?  like what?  limos?	I told you I don't like to talk about it.
i've always been good.  ever since i started.  gave up piano.  easy money. i'm putting a stake together, get something started.  go figure it all out...	Yeah?  Like what?  Limos?
what do <u>you</u> call it?  ten years doesn't sound temporary to me.  i should have known it was bullshit, you're too good at what you do.	I've always been good.  Ever since I started.  Gave up piano.  Easy money. I'm putting a stake together, get something started.  Go figure it all out...
it's not bullshit.	What do <u>you</u> call it?  Ten years doesn't sound temporary to me.  I should have known it was bullshit, you're too good at what you do.
don't be.  i never saw him after i was 15.  went into the military early.  so all this talk about "my job's temporary, i got big plans," it's all bullshit.	It's not bullshit.
i'm sorry.	Don't be.  I never saw him after I was 15.  Went into the military early.  So all this talk about "my job's temporary, I got big plans," it's all bullshit.
i killed him.  when i was 15.  he was my first.  nah, wishful thinking.  liver cancer.	I'm sorry.
what happened?	I killed him.  When I was 15.  He was my first.  Nah, wishful thinking.  Liver cancer.
he hated everything i did.  hated me. got drunk and beat the shit out of me, daily...	What happened?
yeah?  what happened?	He hated everything I did.  Hated me. Got drunk and beat the shit out of me, daily...
it's cause they don't like their lives, so they project their patterns of negative behavior onto you...  i had a father like that.	Yeah?  What happened?
fuck!  nothing's ever goddamn good enough!  it's always been that way.	It's cause they don't like their lives, so they project their patterns of negative behavior onto you...  I had a father like that.
maybe so.  maybe she hears what you tell her.	Fuck!  Nothing's ever goddamn good enough!  It's always been that way.
she hears what she wants to hear, okay?	Maybe so.  Maybe she hears what you tell her.
hey, i'm not the one who's been lying to my mother.	She hears what she wants to hear, okay?
don't start.	Hey, I'm not the one who's been lying to my mother.
limos, huh?	Don't start.
what the fuck was <u>that?</u>	Jazz.
you take one more step, i'll kill her.	You'd do her a favor.
mom, vincent's not interested.	Oh, I'm captivated.
guy with a routine goes and breaks it? provokes attention.  that's bad.  and that's not good...	There's no way I'm taking you to see my mother!
what difference does it make?	Guy with a routine goes and breaks it? Provokes attention.  That's bad.  And that's not good...
you go every night?	What difference does it make?
she's in the hospital.	You go every night?
show up for <u>what?</u>	She's in the hospital.
show up for what?	Tell her I can't see her tonight, okay?
teach him how to talk back, suddenly he can't stop.  i'm not playing.	Sure?  Like you didn't play him? String him along?  If he had gotten the answer right, would you have let him go?
i'm collateral anyway, so just fucking do it and stop making me a part of this!	Teach him how to talk back, suddenly he can't stop.  I'm not playing.
pull your head out of your ass.  get your thinking straight.  you wanna die?	I'm collateral anyway, so just fucking do it and stop making me a part of this!
<u>i don't wanna know you!</u>	Pull your head out of your ass.  Get your thinking straight.  You wanna die?
don't even think you're walking away from me.	<u>I don't wanna know you!</u>
leave me alone.	Don't even think you're walking away from me.
max?  what are you doing?	Leave me alone.
i'm done.  find another cab.	Max?  What are you doing?
what you mean, no?	I'm done.  Find another cab.
no.	What you mean, no?
let's go.	No.
you're the one who keeps talking about going with the flow.  you like the man, you like the way he plays.  how about a little jazz, huh?	Jazz?  That's funny, coming from you.  Okay, some jazz for the jazz man. How's this?  I'll ask a question.
you mind?  i'm working here.	You're the one who keeps talking about going with the flow.  You like the man, you like the way he plays.  How about a little jazz, huh?
let him go, vincent.	You mind?  I'm working here.
i'm not catching a melody.	That's the point.  You play <u>between</u> the notes, you dance <u>around</u> the structure, you improvise.  Some people know where they're going to be ten years from now.  Same job, same neighbors, same shit over and over.  That's not living.  That's dying a little every day.  Not me, pal.  It's not knowing what's around the corner that makes like worth living.  That's jazz.  That guy up there, he knows what I'm talking about.  Hell, it's the same thing <u>he's</u> talking about, if you just open your ears.  You can hear it in the conversation he's having with that trumpet...
damn right.  instinct, man.  if you think too much, it doesn't work.  just listen...	I'm not catching a melody.
that what we're doing?  flowing?	Damn right.  Instinct, man.  If you think too much, it doesn't work.  Just listen...
god, are you always this prosaic?  you don't learn jazz, it's not something you're <u>taught.</u> it's like breathing, like life.  like us, tonight, taking what comes and going with the flow.	That what we're doing?  Flowing?
i never learned jazz.	God, are you always this prosaic?  You don't learn jazz, it's not something you're <u>taught.</u> It's like breathing, like life.  Like us, tonight, taking what comes and going with the flow.
...see now, this has got a little post- war flavor, a little miles thing happening.  awesome.  what do you think?	I never learned jazz.
i listen to classical.	Friend of mine told me about this great place in South Central.  Says it's like the birthplace of West Coast bebop.  Bird.  Dexter Gordon. Thelonious Monk.  Chet Baker.  I'll buy you a drink.  Expand your horizons...
jazz.  music.	I listen to classical.
i'm...what?  sorry?	Jazz.  Music.
but, hey, some good news.  this last one put me way ahead of schedule. we've actually got some time to kill.  jazz?  you like jazz?	I'm...what?  Sorry?
yes, max?	Am I collateral?
vincent?	Yes, Max?
people in the wrong place at the wrong time.  draws attention, which is something you avoid in my line of work.  and for <u>you?</u> you attract attention, you're gonna get people killed who don't need to be.	Vincent?
i don't understand...	People in the wrong place at the wrong time.  Draws attention, which is something you avoid in my line of work.  And for <u>you?</u> You attract attention, you're gonna get people killed who don't need to be.
collateral damage.	I don't understand...
what?	Collateral damage.
another collateral.	What?
i had no idea these cabs came equipped with emergency strobes.  where's the button?  under the dash?	Yeah.
tell him next time he pulls any shit, you're gonna kick his fat ass.	Next time you pull any shit, I'm gonna kick your fat ass.
lenny?  you're an asshole.	Tell him next time he pulls any shit, you're gonna kick his fat ass.
i need the job.	No you don't.
so what?	I need the job.
i can't do that.  he's the man.  he'll fire my ass.	So what?
don't take that.  tell him to shut the fuck up.	I can't do that.  He's the Man.  He'll fire my ass.
it was an accident.  you're not liable.  tell him.	It was an accident.  I'm not liable.
who's that?	Lenny, my dispatcher.
why?	Because I have a gun and I say so.
hands on the wheel.  ten and two o'clock, like they taught you in driver's ed.	Why?
that one's probably married.  think of his kids.  his wife's pregnant...	I'll deal with it.  I will, I will...
good luck.  you think they got families?	That one's probably married.  Think of his kids.  His wife's pregnant...
i'll talk to them, i'll talk to them.	Good luck.  You think they got families?
believe it.	I'll talk to them, I'll talk to them.
i can't believe this.	Believe it.
then don't let me get cornered, max. you don't have the trunk space.	I can't believe this.
please.  don't do anything.	Then don't let me get cornered, Max. You don't have the trunk space.
you're a cabby.  like talk yourself out of a ticket?	Please.  Don't do anything.
how?	You're a cabby.  Like talk yourself out of a ticket?
get rid of 'em.	How?
yeah, like that...  but, anyway, nobody gets out of this alive.  even if we quit smoking and cut out red meat.  everybody dies.	Get rid of 'em.
oh, it's okay, then.  'cause you're just taking out the garbage...	Yeah, like that...  But, anyway, nobody gets out of this alive.  Even if we quit smoking and cut out red meat.  Everybody dies.
you don't know the guy in the trunk, either.  if it makes you feel better, he was a villain involved in a continuing criminal enterprise.	Oh, it's okay, then.  'Cause you're just taking out the garbage...
i don't know any rwandans.	You don't know the guy in the trunk, either.  If it makes you feel better, he was a villain involved in a Continuing Criminal Enterprise.
tens of thousands killed before sundown.  nobody's killed that fast since hiroshima and nagasaki.  did you bat an eye, max?  join amnesty international?  no.  i off one angeleno, you throw a hissy fit...	I don't know any Rwandans.
rwanda-burundi.  central africa.	Tens of thousands killed before sundown.  Nobody's killed that fast since Hiroshima and Nagasaki.  Did you bat an eye, Max?  Join Amnesty International?  No.  I off one Angeleno, you throw a hissy fit...
what do you care?  ever hear of rwanda?	Rwanda-Burundi.  Central Africa.
who was he?	What do you care?  Ever hear of Rwanda?
i should only kill people after i get to know 'em?  six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape 'cause of one fat guy?	Who was he?
how can you kill him like that?	I should only kill people after I get to know 'em?  Six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape 'cause of one fat guy?
nothing.  i only met him the one time.	How can you kill him like that?
what'd he do to you?	Nothing.  I only met him the one time.
i didn't throw him, he fell.	What'd he do to you?
i ching?  you threw a man out a window!	I didn't throw him, he fell.
chopin prelude.  stodgy, but nice.  here's the deal.  i didn't want you involved in this.  still breathing? but now that you are, we have to make the best of it, max.  improvise.  life is that way.  adapt to your environment.  survive.  darwin.  "shit happens."  the i ching.  whatever. roll with it.	I Ching?  You threw a man out a window!
play music.	Chopin prelude.  Stodgy, but nice.  Here's the deal.  I didn't want you involved in this.  Still breathing? But now that you are, we have to make the best of it, Max.  Improvise.  Life is that way.  Adapt to your environment.  Survive.  Darwin.  "Shit happens."  The I Ching.  Whatever. Roll with it.
music.	Play music.
what else calms you down?  candy? cigarettes?  sex?  breathe.	Music.
yes.	What else calms you down?  Candy? Cigarettes?  Sex?  Breathe.
are you breathing?	Yes.
tonight it is.	You don't understand.  I mean it. Really.  I'm not up for this...
listen.  i'm not trying to piss you off, see?  okay?  i can't drive you around so you can murder folks.	Tonight it is.
they're <u>somebody's</u> friends...  you drive a cab.  i kill people.  we both do our jobs right, you might survive the night and come out four hundred bucks ahead.	Listen.  I'm not trying to piss you off, see?  Okay?  I can't drive you around so you can murder folks.
you said you were visiting friends!	They're <u>somebody's</u> friends...  You drive a cab.  I kill people.  We both do our jobs right, you might survive the night and come out four hundred bucks ahead.
i told you we had other stops to make tonight.	You said you were visiting friends!
oh.  oh, no.  you're kidding.  we...	I told you we had other stops to make tonight.
south central.	How long, you figure?
58th and central.  you know it?	South Central.
it's a mess.	So?
what are you doing?	It's a mess.
i think so.	What are you doing?
you better?	I think so.
adrenaline's wearing off.  you get shaky after.  it's not uncommon.  deep breathing helps.	You better?
what?	Adrenaline's wearing off.  You get shaky after.  It's not uncommon.  Deep breathing helps.
try some deep breathing.	What?
i'm making <u>you</u> nervous.  i'm the one with a schedule.	Okay, try it now.
the thingy next to it has nothing to do with the starter motor...	I'm making <u>you</u> nervous.  I'm the one with a schedule.
how about the thingy next to it?	The thingy next to it has nothing to do with the starter motor...
i tried it.	How about the thingy next to it?
what about that?	I tried it.
it's not me, it's the engine!  a fat guy fell on it from six floors up!	What about that?
two...	It's not me, it's the engine!  A fat guy fell on it from six floors up!
try harder.  i'm gonna count to three. one...	Two...
yes!  i'm trying, i swear!	Try harder.  I'm gonna count to three. One...
you listening to me?	Yes!  I'm trying, I swear!
max.	It's not me.
i'm trying...	Max.
max.  may we leave the scene of the crime now, please.	I'm trying...
uh, look...why don't you just take the car...	...and you promise you'll never tell anybody about this, right?  Get in the fucking car.
his hand moved!  his goddamn hand twitched!	It's a spasm!  Jesus, Max, don't be such a girl...
what?	His hand moved!  His goddamn hand twitched!
yeah.	What?
got it?	Yeah.
it's just a dead guy.  on three, ready?  uno.  dos.  three.	Got it?
i don't think i can do this.	It's just a dead guy.  On three, ready?  Uno.  Dos.  Three.
i'm gonna roll him off the hood. always lift with your legs...	I don't think I can do this.
did i stutter?  the trunk.  unless you want him riding up front with you...but given hygiene and his sphincters have let go...	I'm gonna roll him off the hood. Always lift with your legs...
the trunk?	Did I stutter?  The trunk.  Unless you want him riding up front with you...but given hygiene and his sphincters have let go...
you were going to drive me around. drop me at lax.  never be the wiser. but el gordo missed the elevator.  so we go to plan b.  pop the trunk.	The trunk?
with what?	You were going to drive me around. Drop me at LAX.  Never be the wiser. But El Gordo missed the elevator.  So we go to Plan B.  Pop the trunk.
good.  help me out here.	With what?
i'm cool.	Good.  Help me out here.
no.  you say you're cool.	I'm cool.
you're cool.	No.  You say you're cool.
you cool, max?  say "i'm cool."	You're cool.
you - you killed him?	No-no, I-I shot him.  The bullets and the fall killed him.
no shit.  since he has two .45s double- tapped through the sternum and fell six floors onto his head...	You - you killed him?
i think he's dead.	No shit.  Since he has two .45s double- tapped through the sternum and fell six floors onto his head...
yeah, yeah.  shit, man.  guy fell on my motherfucking cab.	I think he's dead.
you always stutter?	Yeah, yeah.  Shit, man.  Guy fell on my motherfucking cab.
he fell on my cab!  from up th-th-there.	You always stutter?
max.	Max?  I'm Vincent.
we have a deal.  what's your name?	Max.
two, two-fifty.	I'll make it an even five hundred. Plus an extra hundred if you get me to LAX on time.
regulations?  these guys don't even give you sick leave.  how much you pull down on a good night?	Two, two-fifty.
i'm not a hire car.  it's against regs?	Regulations?  These guys don't even give you sick leave.  How much you pull down on a good night?
bullshit.  you probably know the light schedules, too.  listen, i'm in town tonight on a closing.  five stops, one night.  i gotta catch a six a.m. flight.  i got five stops to make, see some friends, collect some signatures.  why don't you hang with me?	I'm not a hire car.  It's against regs?
yeah.  lucky with the lights.	Bullshit.  You probably know the light schedules, too.  Listen, I'm in town tonight on a closing.  Five stops, one night.  I gotta catch a six a.m. flight.  I got five stops to make, see some friends, collect some signatures.  Why don't you hang with me?
twenty-four minutes!  man, you're hot...	Yeah.  Lucky with the lights.
none taken.  there are talkers and doers.  i like doers.	Twenty-four minutes!  Man, you're hot...
i don't talk about it, you know...  no offense.	None taken.  There are talkers and doers.  I like doers.
like what?	I don't talk about it, you know...  No offense.
twelve years.  but i'm working on other stuff...	Like what?
oh?  how long you been doing this?	Twelve years.  But I'm working on other stuff...
last thing i need is a reason to keep hacking.  this job's a fill-in.	Oh?  How long you been doing this?
why not?	Last thing I need is a reason to keep hacking.  This job's a fill-in.
me, specifically?	Why not?
you should start a union.	Me, specifically?
it's not that kind of job.	You should start a union.
yeah.  retirement?  paid sick leave?	It's not that kind of job.
you mean like benefits?	Yeah.  Retirement?  Paid sick leave?
you on some kind of work plan?	You mean like benefits?
people are more relaxed.  less stress, less traffic, better tips.	You on some kind of work plan?
you prefer nights?	People are more relaxed.  Less stress, less traffic, better tips.
yeah.  i share it with the dayshift guy.	You prefer nights?
you know, this is the cleanest cab i've ever been in.  this your regular ride?	Yeah.  I share it with the dayshift guy.
i see your point.	You know, this is the cleanest cab I've ever been in.  This your regular ride?
you share it with over three million people every day.  you know that's the population of new zealand?  what's manhattan, thirteen miles long? that's a lot of misery crammed into thirteen miles.  read about this one guy.  gets on the subway and dies.  six hours he's riding around before anybody notices. think about that.  here's this corpse doing laps around manhattan courtesy of the new york transit system, people getting on and off, sitting next to him, and still nobody catches on. three million.  that's too damn many people.	I see your point.
it's home.	You share it with over three million people every day.  You know that's the population of New Zealand?  What's Manhattan, thirteen miles long? That's a lot of misery crammed into thirteen miles.  Read about this one guy.  Gets on the subway and dies.  Six hours he's riding around before anybody notices. Think about that.  Here's this corpse doing laps around Manhattan courtesy of the New York transit system, people getting on and off, sitting next to him, and still nobody catches on. Three million.  That's too damn many people.
third, but i still can't tell uptown from downtown.  tell the truth, whenever i'm here, i can't wait to leave.  place gets to me.  too loud, too fast...too much.  you like it here?	It's home.
first time in new york?	Third, but I still can't tell uptown from downtown.  Tell the truth, whenever I'm here, I can't wait to leave.  Place gets to me.  Too loud, too fast...too much.  You like it here?
an apology.	First time in New York?
mind if i time you?  what do i get if you're wrong?  a free ride?	An apology.
two minutes to get on broadway. they're doing some roadwork around the bridge.  eleven to get downtown.  four to the lower east side.  six to clear the roadwork.  one minute margin for error.  my math says twenty-four.	Mind if I time you?  What do I get if you're wrong?  A free ride?
twenty-four?  not twenty-five?  or twenty-three?	Two minutes to get on Broadway. They're doing some roadwork around the bridge.  Eleven to get downtown.  Four to the Lower East Side.  Six to clear the roadwork.  One minute margin for error.  My math says twenty-four.
twenty-four minutes.	Twenty-four?  Not twenty-five?  Or twenty-three?
how long you think this'll take?	Twenty-four minutes.
uh, let's go to...  hello...?	Yeah, yeah, sorry...
oh.  sorry.	Uh, let's go to...  Hello...?
hello?	Oh.  Sorry.
any special reason?	All I know is, they said to send you and the body to the basement.
the f.b.i., the c.i.a.  you name the initials and they're down there.	Any special reason?
who?	The F.B.I., the C.I.A.  You name the initials and they're down there.
they said send you downstairs.	Who?
what happened?	Guy came in with a gunshot wound, but he died of a heart attack.  Go figure.
look, i'm sorry --	Just drop me off.
drop me off here!	Look, I'm sorry --
i was only going one way.	Drop me off here!
you turned up a one way street!	I was only going one way.
the guy came right at us!	You turned up a one way street!
are you crazy?!	The guy came right at us!
i, uh, i have some problems.	Are you crazy?!
why the hell not?	I, uh, I have some problems.
i never told her.	Why the hell not?
she must be some girl.	I love her so bad.  She just... wrecks me.  I would die for her.
aren't you listening, man?  love gives you wings.	She must be some girl.
but you'll die.  you'll squash yourself.  what's the point?	Aren't you listening, man?  Love gives you wings.
geronimo.  when you're really in love, you'll jump.  off the top of the empire state.  screaming 'geronimo' the whole way down.	But you'll die.  You'll squash yourself.  What's the point?
geronimo?	Geronimo.  When you're really in love, you'll jump.  Off the top of the Empire State.  Screaming 'Geronimo' the whole way down.
love gives you wings.  it makes you fly.  i don't even call it love.  i call it geronimo.	Geronimo?
i live on tips, so don't be offended, but you're a liar.  i saw you kiss.  admit it, this is the street where love lives.	Love gives you wings.  It makes you fly.  I don't even call it love.  I call it Geronimo.
love?  love's just a pretty way of saying, 'i want to sleep with you'.  love is bullshit.	I live on tips, so don't be offended, but you're a liar.  I saw you kiss.  Admit it, this is the street where love lives.
that's love.	Love?  Love's just a pretty way of saying, 'I want to sleep with you'.  Love is bullshit.
excuse me?	That's love.
the sound of love.	Excuse me?
flip.  you're the closest thing i got to a friend around here.  tell me something.  you think i'm crazy?	Shut the hell up.
flip was a hero in vietnam.	Sure was.  Pounded the V.C. for this Greek cat named Ari Onasis.
saved you last night's, too.	Flip was a hero in Vietnam.
sorry, flip.  got sidetracked.	Saved you last night's, too.
<u>jerry</u>?  you didn't show last night.  first time ever.  had me worried, boy.	Sorry, Flip.  Got sidetracked.
sure.  and the two of 'em used my legs for a wishbone.  nearly snapped me in half.	I gotta go, Flip.  Thanks.
you know, flip, vietnam war was fought because of a bet howard hughes lost to aristotle onasis.	Sure.  And the two of 'em used my legs for a wishbone.  Nearly snapped me in half.
mekong, my friend, mekong.	You know, Flip, Vietnam War was fought because of a bet Howard Hughes lost to Aristotle Onasis.
mississippi?	Mekong, my friend, Mekong.
tell you what.  reminds me of life in the delta.	Mississippi?
water mains usually go in the winter.  it's august 1st.	Tell you what.  Reminds me of life in the Delta.
what're you thinking, jerry?	Water mains usually go in the winter.  It's August 1st.
i love you, too.	Now she tells me.
you think it's a conspiracy?	Don't know, but he looks a lot more like Rosie O'Donnel than Ben Franklin.
they changed franklin's portrait.	You think it's a conspiracy?
you've been my best friend for years and i didn't even know you were out there.	Top pocket...  Go on.
i can't promise you anything.	You've been my best friend for years and I didn't even know you were out there.
don't die on me, jerry.  okay?	I can't promise you anything.
it's up.  love gives you wings. you can fly away from here.	Don't do this.
geronimo is down.	It's up.  Love gives you wings. You can fly away from here.
what about you?	Get up there and we'll get it back down here for me.  <u>Now</u>.
get in.  i'll pull you up to the fourth floor.	What about you?
how did you know?	I spent two years here.  This used to bring the med-cart.  Demerol. Phenobarb.  It's Jacob's Ladder.
liza?	Where are you?
you knew just what i was there for.	Liza?
blue moon...	You knew just what I was there for.
without a love of my own.	Blue moon...
without a song in my heart.	Without a love of my own.
you saw me standing alone ...	Without a song in my heart.
blue moon...	You saw me standing alone ...
jerry...?  <u>jerry</u>.	Blue moon...
blue moon... blue moon...	Jerry...?  <u>Jerry</u>.
i'm sorry.	It's okay.  You...  You thought I was bad.
they'll trace it.	I'm sorry.
you got to get out of here.  my cell phone's on.  back in the truck.	They'll trace it.
you do?	You got to get out of here.  My cell phone's on.  Back in the truck.
i believe you.	You do?
how'd you get the picture?	Your father, he was dying.  He was worried about you.  He took your picture out to look at it.  He called you his baby.
because he believed me.	How'd you get the picture?
<u>why not, jerry</u>?	Because he believed me.
why not?	<u>Why not, Jerry</u>?
walters was their fall guy.  blow up a building and blame a nut. create fear.  don't you see?  your father wasn't trying to keep walters in prison.  he was looking into getting him out.  he didn't believe the official story.	Why not?
why?  what do these guys have to do with ezekiel walters?	Walters was their fall guy.  Blow up a building and blame a nut. Create fear.  Don't you see?  Your father wasn't trying to keep Walters in prison.  He was looking into getting him out.  He didn't believe the official story.
he kept it in the side table in the front hallway.  he showed me.  i visited a few times.  then one of jonas's guys visited.  when i arrived, your dad was dying.	Why?  What do these guys have to do with Ezekiel Walters?
someone else might call it stalking.  my dad felt it.  he started carrying a gun.	He kept it in the side table in the front hallway.  He showed me.  I visited a few times.  Then one of Jonas's guys visited.  When I arrived, your dad was dying.
to jonas.  i didn't know that at the time.  didn't know who he was.  but i knew inside, whoever he was, he'd send someone else.  so i started watching your father.  i wanted to keep him safe.	Someone else might call it stalking.  My dad felt it.  He started carrying a gun.
back where?	To Jonas.  I didn't know that at the time.  Didn't know who he was.  But I knew inside, whoever he was, he'd send someone else.  So I started watching your father.  I wanted to keep him safe.
i don't know what it was.  all i know is i had a gun in my hand, but when i saw you standing with him, i couldn't do it.  if that's love, it's not so bad.  i found a part of myself that day. i couldn't go back.	Back where?
love at first sight?	I don't know what it was.  All I know is I had a gun in my hand, but when I saw you standing with him, I couldn't do it.  If that's love, it's not so bad.  I found a part of myself that day. I couldn't go back.
can't give you the details because i can't remember.  i went to court to kill him.  at the ezekiel walters hearing.  i was supposed to shoot him at the press conference.  you were there. that's the first time i saw you.	Love at first sight?
then tell me what happened.	Can't give you the details because I can't remember.  I went to court to kill him.  At the Ezekiel Walters hearing.  I was supposed to shoot him at the press conference.  You were there. That's the first time I saw you.
yeah.  i know what it's like.	Then tell me what happened.
jerry.  please.  you don't understand.  i have to know.  it's all i think about.  do you have any idea what it's like not to know?	Yeah.  I know what it's like.
no...!  but they trained me to. m.k. ultra.  ex-catcher.  america works.  get rid of the crazy people, the lone gunmen, and the system still works.	Jerry.  Please.  You don't understand.  I have to know.  It's all I think about.  Do you have any idea what it's like not to know?
did you kill my father?!	No...!  But they trained me to. M.K. ULTRA.  EX-CATCHER.  America works.  Get rid of the crazy people, the lone gunmen, and the system still works.
that's the last time you rode, isn't it?  do you think it was your fault?  is that why?	Did you kill my father?!
at a horse show.	That's the last time you rode, isn't it?  Do you think it was your fault?  Is that why?
where were you the day he died?	At a horse show.
i don't understand.	Where were you the day he died?
he gave it to me.	I don't understand.
then why did you have his picture in your safe deposit box?	He gave it to me.
did you kill my father?	Then why did you have his picture in your safe deposit box?
is that what they told you?	Did you kill my father?
did you kill him?	Is that what they told you?
liza?	Did you kill him?
how do you really know there's gold in fort knox?  just because they say so?  we should go to tennessee and demand to see it.	You go.  Send me a postcard.
come on.	How do you really know there's gold in Fort Knox?  Just because they say so?  We should go to Tennessee and demand to see it.
my father's house.	Come on.
john hinkley.  the guy who shot reagan.  he only had two names.	Reagan didn't die.  If he had died, everybody would know what Johnny's middle name was.
how come serial killers have two names, but lone gunman assassins have three.  john <u>wilkes</u> booth. mark <u>david</u> chapman.  lee <u>harvey</u> oswald.	John Hinkley.  The guy who shot Reagan.  He only had two names.
what about them?	How come serial killers have two names, but lone gunman assassins have three.  John <u>Wilkes</u> Booth. Mark <u>David</u> Chapman.  Lee <u>Harvey</u> Oswald.
connecticut.	What's in Connecticut?
where are we going, jerry?	Connecticut.
after you.  it's okay.  i'm the one who left it here.	Where are we going, Jerry?
now what?	This way.
we're going to queens?	Not today.
what is it?	There's a car following us. Probably another one flanking us the next street over.
it would be a lot easier for me to show you instead of tell you.  but first things first.	What is it?
no.  that wouldn't be fair.  where are we going, jerry?	It would be a lot easier for me to show you instead of tell you.  But first things first.
are you okay?  i wish i hadn't told you what i did.  but i can't help the way i feel.  you don't hold that against me, do you?	No.  That wouldn't be fair.  Where are we going, Jerry?
thanks.	Are you okay?  I wish I hadn't told you what I did.  But I can't help the way I feel.  You don't hold that against me, do you?
you look great.	Thanks.
i don't.  i know you wouldn't.	I thought you -- Why -- Love ruins everything, doesn't it?
i would never hurt you, liza. think whatever you want, but don't think that.	I don't.  I know you wouldn't.
answer me.  was the first time you saw me the first time i saw you? was it?  you've been following me around.  do you see how that could be disconcerting to me?  that's not love, jerry.  it's obsession. and it isn't normal and you can't expect me to respond to it and you can't expect me to feel the same way.  can you?	I would never hurt you, Liza. Think whatever you want, but don't think that.
now's not really the time to get into this --	It's Geronimo.  Love. It lets you see things.  It gives you insight. I've loved you since the first time I saw you.
yesterday you were wondering about the wall.  how it was possible.	Now's not really the time to get into this --
holes?  i don't know what you're talking about.	Yesterday you were wondering about the wall.  How it was possible.
you're wrong.  since i met you, i don't dream about holes anymore.	Holes?  I don't know what you're talking about.
don't do this to yourself.  jerry. you don't love me.	You're wrong.  Since I met you, I don't dream about holes anymore.
yeah...  would you, i mean, could you love me then?  if i was normal.  maybe?	Don't do this to yourself.  Jerry. You don't love me.
if you were eating kentucky fried chicken and drinking coca-cola again.	Yeah...  Would you, I mean, could you love me then?  If I was normal.  Maybe?
what if i reached a point where you didn't think i was crazy anymore?  if i was normal.	If you were eating Kentucky Fried Chicken and drinking Coca-Cola again.
jerry, i --	What if I reached a point where you didn't think I was crazy anymore?  If I was normal.
oh, christ, here it comes.  look, i know you think i'm crazy.  i don't think i am, but...	Jerry, I --
i like you, jerry.  a lot.	Oh, Christ, here it comes.  Look, I know you think I'm crazy.  I don't think I am, but...
i know that.  i'm just -- i'm nervous.  i reached out and grabbed the first thing out there. i know they're song lyrics.  and i know how i feel.	I like you, Jerry.  A lot.
those are song lyrics, jerry.	I know that.  I'm just -- I'm nervous.  I reached out and grabbed the first thing out there. I know they're song lyrics.  And I know how I feel.
i -- it's like, i resolve to call you up 1000 times a day.  to ask you if you'll marry me in some old-fashioned way.  everything you do is magic.	Those are song lyrics, Jerry.
what?	I -- It's like, I resolve to call you up 1000 times a day.  To ask you if you'll marry me in some old-fashioned way.  Everything you do is magic.
i don't know what to say.  i love you.	What?
if that's what you want.  yes.	I don't know what to say.  I love you.
you will?	If that's what you want.  Yes.
okay, i will.	You will?
they don't break in the summer! do you know what building is right over this spot?  harriman tower. their sub-basement was flooded! he didn't die in a pool.  call the coroner in rhode island!  ask if the water in his lungs was chlorinated!	Okay, I will.
a water main broke.	They don't break in the summer! Do you know what building is right over this spot?  Harriman Tower. Their sub-basement was flooded! He didn't die in a pool.  Call the coroner in Rhode Island!  Ask if the water in his lungs was chlorinated!
do you watch the news?  read the paper.  last week, this whole place was underwater.	A water main broke.
they're big details, jerry.	Do you watch the news?  Read the paper.  Last week, this whole place was underwater.
i see the big picture and you stumble around in the details.	They're big details, Jerry.
what was he doing down here?  a billionaire waiting for the subway?  why not drown him in a bus?  why drown him at all?  why not shoot him?  is the hitman from the lost world of atlantis?  i mean, come on.	I see the big picture and you stumble around in the details.
right here.  in the 7th street subway station.	What was he doing down here?  A billionaire waiting for the subway?  Why not drown him in a bus?  Why drown him at all?  Why not shoot him?  Is the hitman from the lost world of Atlantis?  I mean, come on.
where then?	Right here.  In the 7th Street subway station.
nobody dies in newport.  they couldn't even kill sunny von bulow there.  harriman drowned, but it wasn't in newport.	Where then?
it said in the paper he drowned in a swimming pool.  <u>in newport</u>.	Nobody dies in Newport.  They couldn't even kill Sunny von Bulow there.  Harriman drowned, but it wasn't in Newport.
right here in manhattan.	It said in the paper he drowned in a swimming pool.  <u>In Newport</u>.
murdered?	Right here in Manhattan.
his obituary was in every paper. but not one of them said he was murdered.	Murdered?
sure. one of the richest men in america until he died a few days ago.	His obituary was in every paper. But not one of them said he was murdered.
latest casualty?  ernest harriman. you heard of him?	Sure. One of the richest men in America until he died a few days ago.
and you think group one is at war with group two.	Latest casualty?  Ernest Harriman. You heard of him?
so now they feed us terrorists. <u>to create fear</u>.  how much do you think an airport security system goes for?  then multiply it by every airport in the country.	And you think Group One is at war with Group Two.
cold war's over, jerry.	So now they feed us terrorists. <u>To create fear</u>.  How much do you think an airport security system goes for?  Then multiply it by every airport in the country.
there are all kinds of groups, all kinds of initials.  but they're all part of two warring factions. one:  families that have held wealth for centuries. they want one thing.  stability. group two:  the boat rockers. eisenhower's military industrial complex.  they want instability. it's a trillion dollar a year business.  when there isn't a hot war, they make a cold one.	Cold War's over, Jerry.
elaborate on 'they,' okay?	There are all kinds of groups, all kinds of initials.  But they're all part of two warring factions. One:  families that have held wealth for centuries. They want one thing.  Stability. Group Two:  the boat rockers. Eisenhower's military industrial complex.  They want instability. It's a trillion dollar a year business.  When there isn't a hot war, they make a cold one.
henry finch.  that they monitor everything.  that it was only a matter of time.  and now four people are dead.	Elaborate on 'they,' okay?
realized what?	Henry Finch.  That they monitor everything.  That it was only a matter of time.  And now four people are dead.
maybe you better not try... i worked so hard to keep quiet. like a mouse.  i should have realized.	Realized what?
i'll be fine.  let's worry about henry finch.  p.o. box in st. louis.  he's the last on the list. i haven't been able to reach him yet.	Maybe you better not try... I worked so hard to keep quiet. Like a mouse.  I should have realized.
jesus... it's my fault.  they drew a black line over me and now i'm passing it on.  i'm passing it to you, too.	I'll be fine.  Let's worry about Henry Finch.  P.O. Box in St. Louis.  He's the last on the list. I haven't been able to reach him yet.
they're dead.  four out of five anyhow.  all in the last 24 hours. one car accident, two heart attacks and a stroke.	Jesus... It's my fault.  They drew a black line over me and now I'm passing it on.  I'm passing it to you, too.
you haven't been bothering them, have you?	They're dead.  Four out of five anyhow.  All in the last 24 hours. One car accident, two heart attacks and a stroke.
well, i've been tracking them down all morning.	You haven't been bothering them, have you?
i put an ad on a computer bulletin board.  i log on at the library so i can't be traced.	Well, I've been tracking them down all morning.
where'd you get your subscribers?	I put an ad on a computer bulletin board.  I log on at the library so I can't be traced.
never mind.  you'd think i was making it up.	Where'd you get your subscribers?
what van?	Never mind.  You'd think I was making it up.
did you see the van back there?	What van?
johnny dancer, right?  you don't ride him anymore, do you?  not since your dad died.	Fuck you.  I know you're crazy, but fuck you.
you run with your back to the picture.  like you were trying to get away.  once in awhile you sing along with music, but mostly you punish yourself.	You watch me, don't you?
not this again.	You run with your back to the picture.  Like you were trying to get away.  Once in awhile you sing along with music, but mostly you punish yourself.
he's why you punish yourself.	Not this again.
he was murdered.	He's why you punish yourself.
how'd he die?	He was murdered.
please put it down.	How'd he die?
is he dead?	Please put it down.
that was him.	Is he dead?
is this your dad?	That was him.
i'll give you 100 bucks if you leave right now.	Is this your dad?
so what's the question?	How is it possible?
it made me feel like you could see inside of me.  and i don't know how that's possible.	So what's the question?
i didn't mean for you to see it. it's like looking in someone's diary and taking it out of context.  know what i mean?	It made me feel like you could see inside of me.  And I don't know how that's possible.
it was that painting.  the one on the wall.	I didn't mean for you to see it. It's like looking in someone's diary and taking it out of context.  Know what I mean?
shoot.	It was that painting.  The one on the wall.
jerry, there's something i have to ask you.  actually about a hundred things, but we can make progress, if you answer one question.  to my satisfaction.	Shoot.
you gave me an hour; now give me a day.	Jerry, there's something I have to ask you.  Actually about a hundred things, but we can make progress, if you answer one question.  To my satisfaction.
who are you, jerry?	Just a guy trying to put out a fire.
never, but i've been practicing.	Who are you, Jerry?
has this happened to you before?	Never, but I've been practicing.
uh huh.	Has this happened to you before?
was that who i thought it was?	Uh huh.
what are you doing?	Getting rid of my hub!
you have ten copies of the book, but you don't know who the main character is?	I've never read it.  I just -- Every time I see one I buy it.  I don't know why exactly... Wanna hear my favorite part?
never heard of him.	You have ten copies of the book, but you don't know who the main character is?
holden caulfield?  <u>catcher in the</u> <u>rye</u>?	Never heard of him.
who?	Holden Caulfield?  <u>Catcher in the</u> <u>Rye</u>?
you're a holden caulfield fan.	Who?
you got a list?	You're a Holden Caulfield fan.
just five.  it's the economy... you think maybe one of them is not who they seem?	You got a list?
yeah... how many subscribers do you have?	Just five.  It's the economy... You think maybe one of them is not who they seem?
pretty scary, huh?	Yeah... how many subscribers do you have?
'on july 8, 1979, security forces under control of the trilateral commission abducted the fathers of all american nobel prize winners. the men, many of them octogenarians, were forced at gunpoint to ejaculate into small plastic bottles.  the sperm collected is now under study in a laboratory beneath the headquarters of the rand corporation in santa monica, california.'	Pretty scary, huh?
absolutely not.  a good conspiracy is an unprovable conspiracy.  if you can figure it out, they screwed it up.	'On July 8, 1979, security forces under control of the Trilateral Commission abducted the fathers of all American Nobel Prize winners. The men, many of them octogenarians, were forced at gunpoint to ejaculate into small plastic bottles.  The sperm collected is now under study in a laboratory beneath the headquarters of the Rand Corporation in Santa Monica, California.'
can you prove any of this?	Absolutely not.  A good conspiracy is an unprovable conspiracy.  If you can figure it out, they screwed it up.
stone is their spokesman.  you think if someone really had all that information and a national podium to shout it out from that they'd let him do it?  stone's a disinformation flunky.  the face that he's alive says it all.	Can you prove any of this?
'the space shuttle's seismic secret'.  'the oliver stone-george bush connection'.  oliver stone?	Stone is their spokesman.  You think if someone really had all that information and a national podium to shout it out from that they'd let him do it?  Stone's a disinformation flunky.  The face that he's alive says it all.
here it is.  <u>conspiracy theory</u>  it just went out tuesday.  third issue this year.  i bet i struck a nerve.  pissed someone off.	'The Space Shuttle's Seismic Secret'.  'The Oliver Stone-George Bush Connection'.  Oliver Stone?
are these yours?	Here it is.  <u>Conspiracy Theory</u>  It just went out Tuesday.  Third issue this year.  I bet I struck a nerve.  Pissed someone off.
i've been reading up on it.	Are these yours?
equitation.	I've been reading up on it.
this would be it?	Equitation.
if my universe had a hub...	This would be it?
you want something to drink?	Um, coffee.  If that's okay?
surprise me.	The whole kit and caboodle of 'em are British Intelligence agents. <u>Spies</u>.  Jerry Garcia had a double- o rating.  Just like James Bond.
you know why the grateful dead are always on tour?	Surprise me.
you okay?	Flesh wound.  No big deal.
you wouldn't be sitting here if you didn't halfway believe me.	Believe you about what?
you're certifiable.	You wouldn't be sitting here if you didn't halfway believe me.
so i'm a little jumpy.  who wouldn't be?	You're certifiable.
i'm not sure.  i think i figured something out.  it must've been in my newsletter.	What newsletter?
so why are they after you?	I'm not sure.  I think I figured something out.  It must've been in my newsletter.
i have no idea.	So why are they after you?
that's it?	I have no idea.
do they have a secret handshake?	That's it?
well that's the eye right there. <u>money</u>.  and all the power and misery it brings with it. it's a plot to take over the world.  the master conspiracy. can take a lifetime to pull off.	Do they have a secret handshake?
and look here.  cease fire in chechenia.  that's good for the banks who lent the government money, but bad for the guys selling them weapons.  listen to this, some gas company in colorado.  their researchers have been blocked from testing a fuel additive.  they've accused the e.p.a. of, quote, 'turning a blind <u>eye</u> to the future.'	Well that's the eye right there. <u>Money</u>.  And all the power and misery it brings with it. It's a plot to take over the world.  The Master Conspiracy. Can take a lifetime to pull off.
what is it with you and the space program?	And look here.  Cease fire in Chechenia.  That's good for the banks who lent the government money, but bad for the guys selling them weapons.  Listen to this, some gas company in Colorado.  Their researchers have been blocked from testing a fuel additive.  They've accused the E.P.A. of, quote, 'turning a blind <u>eye</u> to the future.'
more about life on mars.  from a rock they <u>found</u> on the south pole. explain that one to me.  but maybe we should go to mars and find out? how much do you think that's going to cost?	What is it with you and the space program?
oh, well, maybe to the untrained eye.  hmm... ahh...  ooooo...	More about life on Mars.  From a rock they <u>found</u> on the South Pole. Explain that one to me.  But maybe we should go to Mars and find out? How much do you think that's going to cost?
nothing scary there.  sorry.	Oh, well, maybe to the untrained eye.  Hmm... Ahh...  Ooooo...
yeah.  i think so.	Nothing scary there.  Sorry.
you have the right to ask me certain personal questions?	Yeah.  I think so.
six months.  eleven days.	Till today, I haven't believed a word.  Now, I'm curious.  Six months, eleven days.  I'm going to give you one more hour to impress me.  Where to?
how long have we known each other, jerry?	Six months.  Eleven days.
nothing is easy.	How long have we known each other, Jerry?
see?  wasn't that a lot easier than squealing tires and knocking over trash cans?	Nothing is easy.
that's how a man would do it.  i'm not a man.	I noticed.
yes.	That's how a man would do it.  I'm not a man.
you mean i should speed up and try and lose them?	Yes.
people more serious about their work. you know how to drive this thing or do you just like looking good in it?	You mean I should speed up and try and lose them?
as opposed to?	People more serious about their work. You know how to drive this thing or do you just like looking good in it?
crown victoria.  f.b.i. car.  a legitimate tail.	As opposed to?
yeah.	Crown Victoria.  F.B.I. car.  A legitimate tail.
flat, wraparound headlights?	Yeah.
change lanes.  then watch your rearview.	Flat, wraparound headlights?
them who?	Change lanes.  Then watch your rearview.
uh uh, don't want <u>them</u> to see me.	Them who?
right.  sit up so i can see you.	Uh uh, don't want <u>them</u> to see me.
if you're worried about the president, call and warn him about the space shuttle.	Right.  Sit up so I can see you.
oswald was an assassin.  you're not an assassin, are you, jerry?	If you're worried about the President, call and warn him about the Space Shuttle.
dead or alive, they'll stick me in there with oswald.  another lunatic acting alone,	Oswald was an assassin.  You're not an assassin, are you, Jerry?
that's how long it takes to turn a hospital inside out.  a lot of people are after you, jerry.	Dead or alive, they'll stick me in there with Oswald.  Another lunatic acting alone,
what took so long?  you were in there all day.	That's how long it takes to turn a hospital inside out.  A lot of people are after you, Jerry.
figure of speech.  could we go?	What took so long?  You were in there all day.
don't tell me you're naked back there.	Figure of speech.  Could we go?
lucky guess... um, i'd feel a lot less naked if we could get outta here.	Don't tell me you're naked back there.
arf... you gotta help me.	I can't promise you anything.
he says a dog bit his nose.	Arf... You gotta help me.
you saved my life.	<u>Heart attacks happen</u>.
for what?	You saved my life.
i won't be here when you get back, but i'll be in touch.  and thanks.	For what?
really?	I won't be here when you get back, but I'll be in touch.  And thanks.
i got to get downstairs.  the c.i.a., they want to see your body.	Really?
you switched the charts; you tell me.	I got to get downstairs.  The C.I.A., they want to see your body.
you expect me to believe what, that someone came in here last night.  gave that guy... something that stopped his heart?	You switched the charts; you tell me.
it's okay.  the guy traded bullets with some old man in a liquor store.  he had it coming.	You expect me to believe what, that someone came in here last night.  Gave that guy... something that stopped his heart?
sure.  you switched the charts, didn't you?	It's okay.  The guy traded bullets with some old man in a liquor store.  He had it coming.
people do have heart attacks.	Sure.  You switched the charts, didn't you?
what is?	Love.
hey...  i can't control it.  it's just, something that happened.	What is?
switch 'em.  or i'll be dead by morning.  don't want to be dead.	I'll see you tomorrow.
what?	Switch 'em.  Or I'll be dead by morning.  Don't want to be dead.
switch the charts.	What?
just relax.	Switch the charts.
what's the charge?	You were there, Jerry.  Figure it out.
put down the gun and i'll take your statement.  okay?	You're the boss.  Just don't make me repeat myself.  I hate that.
it's a man without a nose you want, you dumb complicit sons of bitches!  you've got to listen to me.	Put down the gun and I'll take your statement.  Okay?
yes!  don't let's get into this thing where i have to repeat myself!	It's a man without a nose you want, you dumb complicit sons of bitches!  You've got to listen to me.
you bit someone's nose off?	Yes!  Don't let's get into this thing where I have to repeat myself!
i bit the bastard's nose off.	You bit someone's nose off?
johnny dancer.  you've been in my office ten times.  how come you never asked me about that picture before?	Was waiting till I knew you better.  Johnny Dancer, huh? Sounds like a racehorse.
what was your horse's name?	Johnny Dancer.  You've been in my office ten times.  How come you never asked me about that picture before?
you don't have to burst in here every time, jerry.  just call and make an appointment.	What was your horse's name?
i better get going.	You don't have to burst in here every time, Jerry.  Just call and make an appointment.
no.	I better get going.
you know, to be 'normal' and live in the 'real world,' to swallow coca cola and eat kentucky fried chicken, you have to be in a conspiracy <u>against yourself</u>.  i can't lie to me, liza.  and the more i strip through the sham, the crazier i look to people like you. can't you see that's what they're counting on?  you want to go out sometime?	No.
i think you're different.	You know, to be 'normal' and live in the 'real world,' to swallow Coca cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken, you have to be in a conspiracy <u>against yourself</u>.  I can't lie to me, Liza.  And the more I strip through the sham, the crazier I look to people like you. Can't you see that's what they're counting on?  You want to go out sometime?
you think i'm crazy.	I think you're different.
i can't promise you anything.	You think I'm crazy.
you going to warn him?	I can't promise you anything.
not exactly the kind of thing a secret service agent can throw himself on top of.	You going to warn him?
<u>nasa</u> is going to kill the president of the united states with an earthquake.	Not exactly the kind of thing a Secret Service Agent can throw himself on top of.
he's cutting funding for nasa. the milk cow of the aerospace industry.  we're talking billions. motive enough?	<u>NASA</u> is going to kill the President of the United States with an earthquake.
motive?	He's cutting funding for NASA. The milk cow of the aerospace industry.  We're talking billions. Motive enough?
the president's in europe. tomorrow he'll be in turkey. right along this fault line.  they launched the space shuttle yesterday.	Motive?
well, i -- jerry, the point.  get there.  what does it have to do with the president?	The President's in Europe. Tomorrow he'll be in Turkey. Right along this fault line.  They launched the space shuttle yesterday.
so why do you keep the picture up? you wish you hadn't quit?	Well, I -- Jerry, the point.  Get there.  What does it have to do with the President?
not for years.	So why do you keep the picture up? You wish you hadn't quit?
do you still ride?	Not for years.
i still don't see what it has to do with the president.	Do you still ride?
not testing.  <u>using</u>.  nukes are passe.  this is the weapon of the future.	I still don't see what it has to do with the President.
testing some top secret seismic weapon.	Not testing.  <u>Using</u>.  Nukes are passe.  This is the weapon of the future.
come on!  six major earthquakes in the last three years?  the space shuttle in orbit for every one of them?	Testing some top secret seismic weapon.
i don't see the connection.	Come on!  Six major earthquakes in the last three years?  The space shuttle in orbit for every one of them?
liza sutton is dead.	Then I can't be hurt anymore.
you shouldn't watch, jerry.  it's a moment without hope.	You've never seen her run.
<u>liza</u>!	You shouldn't watch, Jerry.  It's a moment without hope.
we've arranged for you to take the blame.  everyone knows how you've been harassing the poor girl.	<u>Liza</u>!
what's that?	Lysergic acid diethylamide... With a little kicker of my own.  Surely it must be coming back to you by now?
could you be a little more specific?	What's that?
who have you been talking to, jerry?  who else knows what you know?	Could you be a little more specific?
that's great.  good for you.	Who have you been talking to, Jerry?  Who else knows what you know?
i'm a very patient man.	That's great.  Good for you.
do i know you?	Yes you do, Jerry.  Quite well.
alright.  you can see her.  but she can't see you.	Whatever.
then screw you.  i'll rot.	Alright.  You can see her.  But she can't see you.
i don't know...	Then screw you.  I'll rot.
that's not what i mean.  i want to see her.	I don't know...
we got someone watching her 24 hours a day.  she --	That's not what I mean.  I want to see her.
i'll do it.  on one condition.  i want to make sure she's okay.	We got someone watching her 24 hours a day.  She --
i'm leaning toward no.	That's your option.  Ours could be to keep you locked up for a very long time.  In case you didn't know it, you're crazy.
you made your decision yet?	I'm leaning toward no.
i'm not a violent man, mr. lowry. not by nature, anyhow.  but if you hurt liza in any way, i'll kill you.  does that seem honorable?	Well, I don't know if --
it seemed like a possibility. what about your intentions?  are they honorable?	I'm not a violent man, Mr. Lowry. Not by nature, anyhow.  But if you hurt Liza in any way, I'll kill you.  Does that seem honorable?
you're here because you figured i might show up.	It seemed like a possibility. What about your intentions?  Are they honorable?
that's ironic.  because we're here to protect her from you.	You're here because you figured I might show up.
you should think of me as liza sutton's guardian angel.	That's ironic.  Because we're here to protect her from you.
i'm not sure what you mean.	You should think of me as Liza Sutton's guardian angel.
i like that.  a gun to your head and you ask about your partner. he's okay.  may have a headache for a few days.  are you here with honorable intentions?	I'm not sure what you mean.
you're welcome.  where's my partner?	I like that.  A gun to your head and you ask about your partner. He's okay.  May have a headache for a few days.  Are you here with honorable intentions?
thank you.	You're welcome.  Where's my partner?
it's okay.  i'm game.	I want this box rigged with a beacon!
in jerry's safety deposit box.	I don't understand.
walters had nothing to do with your father's murder.	You sound so sure.
not a man.  ezekiel walters.	Walters had nothing to do with your father's murder.
i know the story.  a federal judge.  he denied a man in prison an appeal for a new trial.	Not a man.  Ezekiel Walters.
it was my father's.  kept it in his wallet.  he was murdered --	I know the story.  A federal judge.  He denied a man in prison an appeal for a new trial.
you do recognize it then?	It was my father's.  Kept it in his wallet.  He was murdered --
where'd you get it?	You do recognize it then?
if this was a spy novel, your next words would be something like i now know too much to live.  why are you telling me all this?	So you'll believe what I tell you next.  Because I need to find Jerry.  And I don't think I can do that without you.
belief is immaterial.  what's important is the truth... it's been my job to find jerry.  i'm very much responsible for him.	If this was a spy novel, your next words would be something like I now know too much to live.  Why are you telling me all this?
i don't believe you.	Belief is immaterial.  What's important is the truth... It's been my job to find Jerry.  I'm very much responsible for him.
jerry is dangerous.  jerry has killed --	I don't believe you.
i'm still listening.	Jerry is dangerous.  Jerry has killed --
these things you're talking about. you did them to jerry?	Yes, that's right.
<u>my dog</u>.  one i intend to put to sleep.  extrapolate from there.	These things you're talking about. You did them to Jerry?
a dog.	<u>My dog</u>.  One I intend to put to sleep.  Extrapolate from there.
and what did i say?	A dog.
jerry told me he bit your nose.	And what did I say?
it was.  it was.	Jerry told me he bit your nose.
missionary?  penance?  you talk about it like it was a religion.	It was.  It was.
me?  i was a minor missionary, a heretic really.  but where else could a red-blooded american boy lie, cheat, steal and kill with the sanction and blessings of the all-highs?  besides, now i'm trying to pay my penance.	Missionary?  Penance?  You talk about it like it was a religion.
if i had any idea what to charge you with or how to prove it, i'd arrest you right here.	Me?  I was a minor missionary, a heretic really.  But where else could a red-blooded American boy lie, cheat, steal and kill with the sanction and blessings of the All-Highs?  Besides, now I'm trying to pay my penance.
as in 'resulting in death.'  we pushed the envelope until it wasn't even an envelope anymore.	If I had any idea what to charge you with or how to prove it, I'd arrest you right here.
terminal?	As in 'resulting in death.'  We pushed the envelope until it wasn't even an envelope anymore.
we experimented with hallucinogens.  we used electro- shock to produce a vegetative state.  we conducted terminal experiments in sensory deprivation.	Terminal?
i am impressed.  we used the distinctive cover as a sort of mental flash card.	We experimented with hallucinogens.  We used electro- shock to produce a vegetative state.  We conducted terminal experiments in sensory deprivation.
as in <u>catcher in the rye</u>?	I am impressed.  We used the distinctive cover as a sort of mental flash card.
m.k. ultra was terminated in 1973. but not the research. it was renamed.  ex catcher.	As in <u>Catcher in the Rye</u>?
ask what you can do for your country.  that kind of thing.	M.K. ULTRA was terminated in 1973. But not the research. It was renamed.  EX CATCHER.
a vulgar pop term, but yes.  take an ordinary man and turn him into an assassin.  that was our goal.	Ask what you can do for your country.  That kind of thing.
it was mind control.  <u>manchurian</u> <u>candidate</u> kind of stuff, right?	A vulgar pop term, but yes.  Take an ordinary man and turn him into an assassin.  That was our goal.
years ago, i worked for the c.i.a. in the m.k. ultra program.  are you familiar with it?	It was mind control.  <u>Manchurian</u> <u>Candidate</u> kind of stuff, right?
truth'll set you free.  i'm listening.	Years ago, I worked for the C.I.A. in the M.K. ULTRA program.  Are you familiar with it?
what i'm about to tell you is partially documented.  the freedom of information act saw to that. but much more of it isn't.  for reasons which will soon be regrettably clear, i'm going to share -- secrets -- with you. repeat any of it and you'll simply bestow the title of 'paranoid' upon yourself.	Truth'll set you free.  I'm listening.
please, sit.	What I'm about to tell you is partially documented.  The Freedom of Information Act saw to that. But much more of it isn't.  For reasons which will soon be regrettably clear, I'm going to share -- secrets -- with you. Repeat any of it and you'll simply bestow the title of 'paranoid' upon yourself.
fine.  what the hell is going on?	Please, sit.
if you're as impressed to see me as i am to see you, you're very impressed indeed.  how's jerry feeling this morning?	Fine.  What the hell is going on?
brain washing, mind control, that sort of thing?	Re-educating trained killers in the ways of polite society. Making sure the men who've gone over the edge won't hurt anyone. That sort of thing.
we're very specialized.	Brain washing, mind control, that sort of thing?
i didn't know the c.i.a. had psychiatrists.	We're very specialized.
only on the football field.	I didn't know the C.I.A. had psychiatrists.
that's it.  i went to yale.  i hope you won't hold that against me.	Only on the football field.
the truth shall make you free.	That's it.  I went to Yale.  I hope you won't hold that against me.
veritas.  truth.  what is it they say about truth?	The truth shall make you free.
jerry's visits to your office. why do you tolerate them?  why him?	A year ago I was leaving work late one night.  Two guys tried to mug me.  It was horrible.  Jerry came out of nowhere.  To my rescue. Then he started coming to see me.  Could've been a storybook if he wasn't crazy.  At first I did my beat to avoid him.  But there's something inside Jerry and...  Jerry made me see it.  <u>He made me</u> <u>see him</u>.  That make sense?
excuse me?	Jerry's visits to your office. Why do you tolerate them?  Why him?
a charming term.  now, <u>why him</u>?	Excuse me?
honestly?  i think he has a crush on me.	A charming term.  Now, <u>why him</u>?
<u>why you</u>?	Honestly?  I think he has a crush on me.
i'm sorry.  what was the question again?	<u>Why you</u>?
here's a fresh one.  why you? your colleague mr. wilson says jerry won't speak to anyone else. that seems oddly possessive behavior to me.	I'm sorry.  What was the question again?
you've asked me that one three times.	Here's a fresh one.  Why you? Your colleague Mr. Wilson says Jerry won't speak to anyone else. That seems oddly possessive behavior to me.
and you have no idea where he lives?	You've asked me that one three times.
you already asked me that.  why do you insist on making me repeat myself?	And you have no idea where he lives?
so he thinks nasa is plotting to kill the president?	You already asked me that.  Why do you insist on making me repeat myself?
and you feel bad for it?	It was my dog.  Let me ask you a question.  How long have you been acquainted with Jerry?
you were going to ask about my nose.  the poor animal is slated to be destroyed today.	And you feel bad for it?
excuse me?	You were going to ask about my nose.  The poor animal is slated to be destroyed today.
a dog bit it.	Excuse me?
can i ask you something?	A dog bit it.
liza, settle a bet for us.	What do I look like to you? Switzerland?
i'm not that good at 'no,' liza.	Too bad.  Because I'm terrible at 'yes.'
look, you're a nice guy, but i'm not really dating right now.	I'm not that good at 'no,' Liza.
night after that?	Look, you're a nice guy, but I'm not really dating right now.
working.	Night after that?
hmm, how about tomorrow night?	Working.
working.	Hmm, how about tomorrow night?
so, you doing anything tonight?	Working.
go ahead, miss sutton.	Agent Lowry?
yes.	Then this is a goddamn emergency.
do you <u>have</u> an agent lowry in your new york office?	Yes.
the office is closed for the evening. is this an emergency?	Do you <u>have</u> an Agent Lowry in your New York office?
i need to speak with an agent lowry.	The office is closed for the evening. Is this an emergency?
federal bureau of investigation.	I need to speak with an Agent Lowry.
go to the northeast corner.  call a cab.  bring the pizza.  then there's a poem.  roses are red, violets are blue, if the pope goes to washington, i would, too.	What the hell does that mean?
i've had a lot of credentials flashed in my face, liza.  what i saw yesterday, i know not to ask questions.  we're out.  shut off. terminated.  <u>understood</u>?	-- Understood.
we don't know who jonas is.  we don't know who it is we're cooperating with.	I've had a lot of credentials flashed in my face, Liza.  What I saw yesterday, I know not to ask questions.  We're out.  Shut off. Terminated.  <u>Understood</u>?
dr. jonas thought you might be inclined not to cooperate.  why is that?	We don't know who Jonas is.  We don't know who it is we're cooperating with.
i don't like it.  something's wrong.	Dr. Jonas thought you might be inclined not to cooperate.  Why is that?
it makes perfect sense.  field work is not our oeuvre.	I don't like it.  Something's wrong.
this doesn't make sense.	It makes perfect sense.  Field work is not our oeuvre.
i've been given a cease and desist on all matters relating to jerry fletcher.  we're not to discuss him with the press, the n.y.p.d., anyone.  building police are to arrest him on sight and we're to report any attempt he makes to contact you.	This doesn't make sense.
tell him i'm on vacation.  that i won't be back for two weeks.	I don't know if you're the best lawyer I've got or a high school sophomore.
not today...	Tell him I'm on vacation.  That I won't be back for two weeks.
ah, your psychotic is here.	Not today...
that you come with me.	I don't think so.
what do you suggest?	That you come with me.
don't go home.  and don't go to work.  either one could be bad.	What do you suggest?
i'm going to find him.  because he'd find me.	Don't go home.  And don't go to work.  Either one could be bad.
no idea.  honest.  what are you going to do?	I'm going to find him.  Because he'd find me.
where do you think jerry is?	No idea.  Honest.  What are you going to do?
jonas builds assassins for a living.  several of whom may be in place already.  we'd like to kill a few birds with one stone.	Where do you think Jerry is?
he's shown himself.  why haven't you arrested him or killed him or done whatever it is you do?	Jonas builds assassins for a living.  Several of whom may be in place already.  We'd like to kill a few birds with one stone.
he's why i watch jerry.  jerry's the bait for jonas.	He's shown himself.  Why haven't you arrested him or killed him or done whatever it is you do?
and jonas?	He's why I watch Jerry.  Jerry's the bait for Jonas.
i'm, it really doesn't matter. think c.i.a. and exponentiate. i'm a government employee and i've been watching jerry for awhile.	And Jonas?
what gave me away?	Nothing.  I was just making sure. So, who are you?
who's the deputy director of the f.b.i.?	You think we have time to fool around like this?  Come on.
what do you mean?	Who's the Deputy Director of the F.B.I.?
i want to believe you, too.	What do you mean?
yeah, i do.	I want to believe you, too.
do you believe me?	Yeah, I do.
go ahead.  we'll be right down.	Do you believe me?
can i talk to you a second?	Go ahead.  We'll be right down.
when i'm ready to compare notes, i'll let you know.	Your call.  Have a good night.
it's his show for now.  look, you want to get some dinner?  inter- agency cooperation and all?	When I'm ready to compare notes, I'll let you know.
jonas?	It's his show for now.  Look, you want to get some dinner?  Inter- Agency cooperation and all?
wasn't my idea.	Jonas?
agent lowry.	Wasn't my idea.
you're welcome!  spooks.  so, you want to compare notes on this guy.	No.  Not yet.
that's the book hinkley had on him when he shot reagan.	I was just thinking that.
which way did he go?	I don't know.  Didn't see him.
guy's a c.i.a. shrink.  here to i.d. fletcher.  they knew each other somehow.	You don't understand --
wait --	Guy's a C.I.A. shrink.  Here to I.D. Fletcher.  They knew each other somehow.
while we walk.  d.c. police want him for assault. secret service for counterfeiting and we're tracking him on a string of bank robberies.  no one knows what the c.i.a. wants him for.	Wait --
tell me about it.	While we walk.  D.C. police want him for assault. Secret Service for counterfeiting and we're tracking him on a string of bank robberies.  No one knows what the C.I.A. wants him for.
we're waiting for jurisdictional problems to be cleared up.  this guy fletcher's something else.	Tell me about it.
what?	There is no abort procedure -- we don't know how we turned the damn thing on, let alone how to turn it off.
there's no plug to pull.	What?
pull the plug.  get her out of there.	There's no plug to pull.
we've lost contact.	Pull the plug.  Get her out of there.
we have benzel activation, repeat, we have benzel activation.  control to arroway, you okay in there?  repeat, control to arroway, come back.	Ellie?
i'm not sure.  we have no launch protocol; the entry of the passenger is supposed to initiate activation.	Anything happening in there, El?
what?	I'm not sure.  We have no launch protocol; the entry of the passenger is supposed to initiate activation.
you don't believe it to be... tell me something, doctor.  why do you think they would go to all this trouble... bring you tens of thousands of light years, and then send you home without a shred of proof?  sort of bad form, wouldn't you say?  what was their intent?	I don't know.  Ultimately their motives may be as incomprehensible as their technology.
is it possible...?	All the elements are there.  A woman, orphaned young, under a great deal of stress.  The failure of a project she's staked her self-worth and very sense of identity on -- induces a fantasy of reuniting with her 'father in heaven' as it were. Is it possible?
dr. arroway, do you think it's possible you had some kind of... delusional episode.	Is it possible...?
yes, sir.	Dr. Arroway, do you think it's possible you had some kind of... delusional episode.
he died...  ... in 1972.	Yes, sir.
yes, sir.	He died...  ... in 1972.
... and this is how the extraterrestrial presented himself to you?  as your father?	Yes, sir.
-- or 'you're our kind of people --'	-- It's extremely unlikely that they had any idea what they were looking at.
what in the hell...?	It's a hoax.  I knew it!
hope there's a cartoon.	How is that possible?  How could all that information be encoded in --
mike, because of the earth's rotation we're only in line with vega so many hours a day; the only way to get the whole message is to cooperate with other stations.  if dr. arroway hadn't moved quickly we could have lost key elements.	Okay, fine, they've got the primes -- but if you're right about there being another more significant transmission still to come --
michael kitz, national security advisor.	Dr. Arroway, let me first say --
dr. arroway --	Michael Kitz, National Security Advisor.
so?	So... there wasn't any clothes in the machine.  She was just sitting there on the floor with her ear pressed up against the Maytag. Listening.
last week, about 3 a.m., fish -- dr. fisher -- was on a late shift, and he found her doing laundry.	So?
tell me.	Last week, about 3 A.M., Fish -- Dr. Fisher -- was on a late shift, and he found her doing laundry.
nothing.  okay.  some of us have been a little... not concerned, exactly, but...	Tell me.
glad to have you, david.  how's the new office?	Still settling in, really.  Where's Dr. Arroway?
now i remember why i went into theoretical work.  kent.	Glad to have you, David.  How's the new office?
thank you?	For giving me a chance, just for a moment, to feel what it must be like to be you.
nothing.  i guess i just wanted to thank you.	Thank you?
what would you have me say, david?	Nothing.  I guess I just wanted to thank you.
ellie... we both know that if i was any kind of a man, i never would've entered this race.  that i would have told the president straight out:  helen, eleanor arroway is naive and strident and an enormous pain in the ass... but she's got more courage and intelligence than the rest of us put together.  that more then anyone else on the planet, she's earned this.  and that she should be the one to go because she's the best we have.  but that's not who i am.  i like to think it's who i might've been if things had gone a different way; that i might have been worthy, really worthy of what i've been given...  you do what you have to do.  and in the end, as with everything, it comes down to power.  and it isn't fair...	What would you have me say, David?
good luck, david.	Ellie... we both know that if I was any kind of a man, I never would've entered this race.  That I would have told the President straight out:  Helen, Eleanor Arroway is naive and strident and an enormous pain in the ass... but she's got more courage and intelligence than the rest of us put together.  That more then anyone else on the planet, she's earned this.  And that she should be the one to go because she's the best we have.  But that's not who I am.  I like to think it's who I might've been if things had gone a different way; that I might have been worthy, really worthy of what I've been given...  You do what you have to do.  And in the end, as with everything, it comes down to power.  And it isn't fair...
right.  well.	Good luck, David.
this... seemed best.	Right.  Well.
you aren't staying?	This... seemed best.
they knew our level of development. if, as you say, they've done this many times they'd be well aware of the implications.	Maybe they are.  Maybe this is all part of the package.  The building of the machine has demanded international cooperation on an unprecedented scale.  Maybe requiring us to come together in this way was, in effect, part of the plan.
... two years is still a hell of a long time -- and as far as we can tell there aren't any provisions in the machine design for storing food, water, even air...	... I can't believe they wouldn't take something as basic as our biological needs into account...
you...	Excuse me, I'm late for a meeting.
as of three o'clock this afternoon. i submitted my resignation.	You...
what?	As of three o'clock this afternoon. I submitted my resignation.
ellie... you should know that i'm no longer the president's science advisor.	What?
i'm asking for your help, david.  i want to go.  they'll need someone relatively young, unattached -- and probably a scientist.  as the president's science advisor you have enormous weight... i'm asking if you'll support my candidacy.	Ellie... you should know that I'm no longer the President's Science Advisor.
i don't understand.	I'm asking for your help, David.  I want to go.  They'll need someone relatively young, unattached -- and probably a scientist.  As the President's Science Advisor you have enormous weight... I'm asking if you'll support my candidacy.
david... i know we've had our differences... but i've always thought of you as a fair man, even when we've disagreed -- and it's in that light i'm hoping you'll consider my request...	I don't understand.
it'll just take a moment.	David... I know we've had our differences... but I've always thought of you as a fair man, even when we've disagreed -- and It's in that light I'm hoping you'll consider my request...
actually i'm running late --	It'll just take a moment.
do you have a minute -- ?	Actually I'm running late --
ellie.	Do you have a minute -- ?
david --	Ellie.
you mean --	You were right, Ellie.  You were right all along.
we've cracked it.  lunacharsky found it.	You mean --
what is it?  what's happened?	We've cracked it.  Lunacharsky found it.
ms. president, this is communist paranoia right out of war of the worlds.  there is no reason whatsoever to believe the etis intentions are hostile.  we pose no threat to them -- it would be like us going out of our way to destroy microbes on a beach in africa.	Interesting analogy.  And how guilty would we feel if we happened to destroy some microbes on a beach in Africa?
are you threatening me?	It's not a threat, Ellie, it's a fact -- if you're not careful, you may find yourself out in the cold very quickly.  Play ball.  Really. It's good advice.
i want you to listen to me, carefully.  the minute the implications of this message became clear, this stopped being simply a scientific matter and became a political one -- an extremely complex, extremely volatile one. there are forces at work here you don't understand; i can help you up to a point, but only up to a point.	Are you threatening me?
ellie --	I want you to listen to me, carefully.  The minute the implications of this message became clear, this stopped being simply a scientific matter and became a political one -- an extremely complex, extremely volatile one. There are forces at work here you don't understand; I can help you up to a point, but only up to a point.
i'm going to convert mr. science-is- the-root-of-all-evil?  this is absurd, david.  we have work to do here, i don't have time to play babysitter to the god squad.	Ellie --
apparently he's genuinely interested in science.  this could be a chance to win him over.	I'm going to convert Mr. Science-is- the-root-of-all-evil?  This is absurd, David.  We have work to do here, I don't have time to play babysitter to the God Squad.
with me.	Apparently he's genuinely interested in science.  This could be a chance to win him over.
the theological ramifications of all this are obvious; the president feels we need to include religious interests rather than alienate them. she's also named palmer joss as their liaison; he's requested a meeting with you.	With me.
what?  why?	The theological ramifications of all this are obvious; the President feels we need to include religious interests rather than alienate them. She's also named Palmer Joss as their liaison; he's requested a meeting with you.
... arrangements also have to be made for the v.i.p.s coming in, mostly religious leaders...	What?  Why?
throw a gray scale on it; standard interpolation.	Rotate 90 degrees counterclock wise.
... could it be a nested code of some sort?	You must have checked the signal for polarization modulation already...
if it's attention you want i'd say you've got it.  just one thing:  why vega? everyone's looked at vega for years with no results, and now, yesterday, they start broadcasting primes. why?	It's hardly yesterday; the signal's been traveling for over twenty-six years.  As for why...  I'm hoping your own expertise in decryption algorithms will help us find out -- to see if there's another message buried deeper in the signal.
mathematics is the only truly universal language, senator.  we think this may be a beacon -- an announcement to get our attention.	If it's attention you want I'd say you've got it.  Just one thing:  Why Vega? Everyone's looked at Vega for years with no results, and now, yesterday, they start broadcasting primes. Why?
david --	It was a worthy experiment -- worthy of you; I was wrong about that part. But it's over now.
then why haven't you detected any signals?  if, as you claim, there have been thousands, millions of advanced civilizations out there for millions of years then why hasn't one signal gotten through?  it'll take a month or two for the paperwork to go through; you're welcome to stay until then.	David --
goddamnit, they are out there, david --	Then why haven't you detected any signals?  If, as you claim, there have been thousands, millions of advanced civilizations out there for millions of years then why hasn't one signal gotten through?  It'll take a month or two for the paperwork to go through; you're welcome to stay until then.
no... you're not.  but the price has just gotten too high.	Goddamnit, they are out there, David --
the difference being what -- that i refuse to adopt the standard line, that i don't care about the results of my work?  well, i do care.  of course any discovery has to be verifiable, of course it must be subject to all rigors of scientific method, but i refuse to go around pretending i'm some kind of dispassionate automaton when it's obvious to anyone with a brain i'm just not.	No... You're not.  But the price has just gotten too high.
the point is, this isn't just scientific inquiry anymore -- it's turned into some kind of personal obsession.	The difference being what -- that I refuse to adopt the standard line, that I don't care about the results of my work?  Well, I do care.  Of course any discovery has to be verifiable, of course it must be subject to all rigors of scientific method, but I refuse to go around pretending I'm some kind of dispassionate automaton when it's obvious to anyone with a brain I'm just not.
i'm searching for patterns in the noise, that's all.  order in the chaos.  i'm practicing listening --	The point is, this isn't just scientific inquiry anymore -- it's turned into some kind of personal obsession.
meaning i have to go defend a budget to the president and to congress and you're out here listening to washing machines.	I'm searching for patterns in the noise, that's all.  Order in the chaos.  I'm practicing listening --
meaning...	Meaning I have to go defend a budget to the President and to Congress and you're out here listening to washing machines.
it's not like you've given me much choice.	Meaning...
you can't just pull the plug, david.	It's not like you've given me much choice.
ellie, i should have done this a long time ago, certainly before i left the n.s.f., but i wanted to give you every benefit of the doubt --	You can't just pull the plug, David.
it's not enough having my search time systematically cut down -- you know i'm down to three hours a week now.	Ellie, I should have done this a long time ago, certainly before I left the N.S.F., but I wanted to give you every benefit of the doubt --
you know why i'm here.	It's not enough having my search time systematically cut down -- you know I'm down to three hours a week now.
did i tell you we've expanded the search spectrum?  we're including several other possible magic frequencies -- not just the hydrogen line anymore.  i was trying to get inside their heads, y'know?  and i started thinking, what other constants are there in the universe besides hydrogen, and then suddenly it was so obvious -- transcendantals, right?  so we've been trying variations of pi...	You know why I'm here.
ellie...	Did I tell you we've expanded the search spectrum?  We're including several other possible magic frequencies -- not just the hydrogen line anymore.  I was trying to get inside their heads, y'know?  And I started thinking, what other constants are there in the Universe besides hydrogen, and then suddenly it was so obvious -- transcendantals, right?  So we've been trying variations of pi...
no doubt.	Ellie...
now exactly.  it's... complicated.	No doubt.
'president's science advisor' -- so what, you just spend all your time jetting around on air force one now...?	Now exactly.  It's... complicated.
i'm surprised you even knew it was an election year.	'President's Science Advisor' -- so what, you just spend all your time jetting around on Air Force One now...?
really?  congratulations, by the way.	I'm surprised you even knew it was an election year.
very well; since my appointment he's been made interim director.	Really?  Congratulations, by the way.
oh?  how's he doing?	Very well; since my appointment he's been made interim director.
peter sends his regards.	Oh?  How's he doing?
no, thanks.	Peter sends his regards.
pepsi?  tequila?	No, thanks.
i disagree.	Then disagree but don't stand in my way!
what if you're wrong?  no -- i'll grant you probabilities but as a scientist without all the evidence -- you can't deny the possibility -- and i believe even the remotest possibility of something this profoundly... profound is worth investigation -- and worth taking a few risks.	I disagree.
two:  there's nothing out there but noble gasses and carbon compounds and you'd be wasting your time.	What if you're wrong?  No -- I'll grant you probabilities but as a scientist without all the evidence -- you can't deny the possibility -- and I believe even the remotest possibility of something this profoundly... profound is worth investigation -- and worth taking a few risks.
you're --	Two:  There's nothing out there but noble gasses and carbon compounds and you'd be wasting your time.
and only two probabilities:  one: there is intelligent life in the universe but they're so far away you'll never contact it in your lifetime --	You're --
dr. drumlin, we are talking about what could potentially be the most important discovery in the history of humanity.  there are over four hundred billion stars out there --	And only two probabilities:  One: there is intelligent life in the universe but they're so far away you'll never contact it in your lifetime --
i'm not.  you're far too promising a scientist to waste your considerable gifts on this nonsense --	Dr. Drumlin, we are talking about what could potentially be the most important discovery in the history of humanity.  There are over four hundred billion stars out there --
i'm willing to take that risk.	I'm not.  You're far too promising a scientist to waste your considerable gifts on this nonsense --
i'm sorry, miss arroway, not only is it too speculative a subject for a doctoral dissertation, at this point in your career it'd be tantamount to suicide.	I'm willing to take that risk.
what's the status of the decryption effort?	Well --
mr. rank's organization represents the point of view of tens of millions of families, dr. arroway. feel free to disagree, but there won't be any suppressing of opinions here today.	Yes -- of course -- all I'm saying is, this message was written in the language of science -- mathematics -- and was clearly intended to be received by scientists.  If it had been religious in nature it should have taken the form of a burning bush, or a booming voice from the sky...
... and while its function remains, for the moment, a mystery, my best guess is that it represents a transport of some kind.	A transport.  So are they coming or are we going?
because you cut it from the budget three years running.	How soon will you be able to decode it?
what does it say?	It could be anything.  The first volume of some Encyclopedia Galactica...
how can that be?	I don't know.  Maybe there is a fourth layer in there somewhere, but if there is, I sure as hell can't find it.
no primer.	How can that be?
and?	No primer.
we've repeated.  a few minutes ago the message cycled back to page one.	And?
what?	We've repeated.  A few minutes ago the message cycled back to page one.
there's no way of knowing.  without a key -- a primer, to help us, maybe never.	Maybe it'll be at the end of the data when the message recycles.
in ancient times when parchment was in short supply people would write over old writing... it was called a palimpsest.	A third layer.
what...	In ancient times when parchment was in short supply people would write over old writing... it was called a palimpsest.
dr. lunacharsky...?	Analyzing signal polarization shifts.
how's the spying tonight, guys?	NORAD's not tracking any spacecraft in our vector including snoops; shuttle Endeavor's in sleep mode.
that can't be right; it's only twenty-six light years away.	I scanned it at Arecibo; negative results, always.
hydrogen times pi...  got it.  strong sucker.	Put it on speakers.
got a bogey, boss?	I'm not sure.  You mind checking right ascension 18 hours, 34 minutes; declination plus 38 degrees 41 minutes?
been there, done that, got the t-shirt.	VB10's an M dwarf; Signa Draconis... too old.
j39 z186...?	Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
i think we just hit the cosmic jackpot.	It's incredibly rich.  We've been cataloging it in frames or 'pages'; right now we're on 10,413.
can't we get rid of them?	It's a civilian facility.
okay, let's just slow down.  pull up the starfield signal origin.	It can't be coming from Vega, the system's too young.
you've only searched -- what is it, sixteen hundred stars without a peep?  try not to take it too personally.	Thank you, Mr. Sensitive.  I'm coming at this wrong... missing something... something...
it's beautiful.	Never seen the optical sky myself, but I hear it's nice too.
it's how i hear it.  the display's just a little something i programmed for astronomers with the misfortune of sight.	It's beautiful.
this is how you see the sky?	It's how I hear it.  The display's just a little something I programmed for astronomers with the misfortune of sight.
here, right around centaurus a.	This is how you see the sky?
nice.  where?	Here, right around Centaurus A.
1919+21.  found a glitch in the timing; probably a starquake.	Nice.  Where?
ellie.  pulsar?	1919+21.  Found a glitch in the timing; probably a starquake.
kent, kent for chrissakes.  you must be eleanor.	Ellie.  Pulsar?
dr. cullers?	Kent, Kent for Chrissakes.  You must be Eleanor.
so why don't you admit what by your own standards must be the truth: that this experience simply didn't happen.	Because I can't.
thank you, doctor.  now --	-- but I don't believe it to be the truth.
is it possible.  yes.  but --	Thank you, Doctor.  Now --
please answer the question, doctor.	Is it possible.  Yes.  But --
in fact, by all the laws of physics we know what you claim to have experienced is simply impossible.	By our standards... yes.
i don't have the figures in front of me, but yes, that sounds about right.	In fact, by all the laws of physics we know what you claim to have experienced is simply impossible.
and current theory holds that to sustain the sort of wormholes you're talking about, even for a fraction of a second, would require more energy than our sun produces in a year, is that correct?	I don't have the figures in front of me, but yes, that sounds about right.
there is no direct evidence, no.	And current theory holds that to sustain the sort of wormholes you're talking about, even for a fraction of a second, would require more energy than our sun produces in a year, is that correct?
is that your official response?	I don't have an official response, Michael.  All I have are the same questions you have.
... i don't understand it.  all i can think is that maybe because the video gear wasn't accounted for in the original plans it somehow violated the integrity of the design.	Is that your official response?
if at some later date the message proves harmless, we can discuss sharing it with the rest of the world, but until then --	That's terrific, but there's one problem:  we don't have the means to receive all the data on our own.
pardon me, but you can't do -- !	If at some later date the message proves harmless, we can discuss sharing it with the rest of the world, but until then --
and a hundred mile airspace.	And a hundred mile airspace.
colonel jarrod, i'd like a twenty mile radio-silent perimeter put around this installation immediately.	And a hundred mile airspace.
-- which we'll also need the network's help to receive and decode!	You don't seem to understand that it's your interests I'm trying to protect -- !
i'm saying you might have consulted us; the contents of this message could be extremely sensitive...	You want to classify prime numbers?
this isn't a person to person call, mr. kitz.  i don't really think the civilization sending the message intended it just for americans.	I'm saying you might have consulted us; the contents of this message could be extremely sensitive...
i'll come right to the point, doctor.  your sending this message all over the world may well be a breach of national security.	This isn't a person to person call, Mr. Kitz.  I don't really think the civilization sending the message intended it just for Americans.
no.  please.	Childhood is over, Ellie.  It's time to grow up.
it's time to go home now.	No.  Please.
please -- if you... downloaded... everything about us you know the problems we face, the impact it could have -- it could make the difference --	Ellie... this is the way it's been done for billions of years...
no more stalling, captain.	Please -- if you... downloaded... everything about us you know the problems we face, the impact it could have -- it could make the difference --
but you said you wanted to help -- don't you see what it would mean?	No more stalling, Captain.
that isn't the way it works.	But you said you wanted to help -- don't you see what it would mean?
but -- other people from our planet should see what i've seen -- they should witness this for themselves.	That isn't the way it works.
eventually you'll get here on your own.  this was just the first step; in time you'll take another.	But -- other people from our planet should see what I've seen -- they should witness this for themselves.
none taken... but ... do we get to come back?  others of my kind, i mean.	Eventually you'll get here on your own.  This was just the first step; in time you'll take another.
if we don't engineer a consistent causality it'll work itself out on its own, and that's almost always worse.  ellie, according to your physics none of this is possible.  a lot of it you're simply not capable of understanding, not yet.  no offense.	None taken... but ... do we get to come back?  Others of my kind, I mean.
no!  i mean... why so soon?	If we don't engineer a consistent causality it'll work itself out on its own, and that's almost always worse.  Ellie, according to your physics none of this is possible.  A lot of it you're simply not capable of understanding, not yet.  No offense.
now... you go home.	No!  I mean... why so soon?
so.  what happens now?	Now... you go home.
you always have been.  we're all descendants of the same stars, ellie.  all made of the same primordial atoms.	So.  What happens now?
... all those voices... you gather them all together.  millions of intelligences in one consciousness... and now we're a part of it.	You always have been.  We're all descendants of the same stars, Ellie.  All made of the same primordial atoms.
the librarian... or the library...?	... all those voices... you gather them all together.  Millions of intelligences in one consciousness... and now we're a part of it.
am i one... or many?	The librarian... or the library...?
... life is unspeakably rare.  so whenever we do find another civilization, especially one that's... struggling... we send a message.  sometimes we can offer help.  sometimes we can't.  but we always try.  life is simply too precious not to.	Can you help us?
so we passed some kind of test?	You have your mother's hands...  There are no tests, Ellie.  We don't sit in judgment.  Think of us more as... librarians.  Curators of the Universe's rarest and most valuable creation...
not all.  some choose to stay at home and dream their dreams.  some never make it this far.	So we passed some kind of test?
the scale... it's just...  so all the civilizations you detect; they all end up coming here?	Not all.  Some choose to stay at home and dream their dreams.  Some never make it this far.
we don't know.  whoever they were, they were gone long before we ever got here.	The scale... it's just...  So all the civilizations you detect; they all end up coming here?
so who...?	We don't know.  Whoever they were, they were gone long before we ever got here.
oh, we didn't build it.  the transit system has been in place for billions of years; we're just its... caretakers.	So who...?
and they all travel here through this wormhole subway system you built.	Oh, we didn't build it.  The transit system has been in place for billions of years; we're just its... caretakers.
many others.	And they all travel here through this wormhole subway system you built.
and those other docking ports i saw... i mean... there are others?	Many others.
you contacted us.  we were simply listening.  we've been listening for millions of years.	And those other docking ports I saw... I mean... there are others?
why did you contact us?	You contacted us.  We were simply listening.  We've been listening for millions of years.
small moves, captain, small moves.	Why did you contact us?
can you show me?	Small moves, Captain, small moves.
originally just another species like yourselves.  well, not like you at all actually, but...	Can you show me?
so who -- what -- are you?	Originally just another species like yourselves.  Well, not like you at all actually, but...
but you're so... i mean how could you possibly...?  when i was unconscious.  you... downloaded... my thoughts, my memories, even...  this beach.  i've never been here but i remember... it's how i always imagined...  pensacola.	We thought this might make things a little easier.
am i artifact or dream?  you might ask that about anything.	But you're so... I mean how could you possibly...?  When I was unconscious.  You... downloaded... my thoughts, my memories, even...  This beach.  I've never been here but I remember... it's how I always imagined...  Pensacola.
so.  are you an hallucination?  or are little gear trains and circuit boards under your skin?	Am I artifact or dream?  You might ask that about anything.
that's my scientist.	So.  Are you an hallucination?  Or are little gear trains and circuit boards under your skin?
you're not real.  none of this is.	That's my scientist.
dad... but tell me, how did... i mean how can...?	You're not real.  None of this is.
i'm sorry i couldn't be there for you, sweetheart.	Dad... But tell me, how did... I mean how can...?
i used... i used to dream you were alive... and then i'd wake up and lose you all over again.	I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you, sweetheart.
time to sleep now, captain.  but you can ask more questions in the morning, okay?	Okay.
pensacola.	That's a beauty, Captain.  Now get some sleep.
okay, okay... there.	Pensacola.
mmm, that's a good one.  maybe his echo...  okay, no more stalling.	Okay, okay... there.
could we hear god?	Mmm, that's a good one.  Maybe his echo...  Okay, no more stalling.
big enough radio, i don't see why not.	Could we hear God?
could we hear to the moon?	Big enough radio, I don't see why not.
on that old shortwave?  maybe on a clear night.  come on now, under the covers.	Could we hear to the moon?
could we hear to china?	On that old shortwave?  Maybe on a clear night.  Come on now, under the covers.
but what do i say?	Just be yourself, Captain.  Find out where he is.
talk to him.	But what do I say?
i can't move any smaller.	Try again between the static and 'Hey Jude'; that's where they're hiding.
small moves, captain, small moves.	I can't move any smaller.
why don't you come back with me?	Can't.  Doctor's orders.  The low oxygen/zero gravity environment is the only thing keeping the cancer from eating me alive.  It's all right -- I like it here. Ever try sex in zero-G?
as each component was tested and shipped off to texas a duplicate was maintained and assembled in hokkaido -- for backup purposes, of course. we've been right behind you the entire time.  you see my problem:  i couldn't appear to control too large a percentage; my enemies wouldn't stand for it.  so i simply made sure the japanese consortium received the systems integration contract.  of course no one had to know the corporations involved were recently acquired, wholly-owned subsidiaries --	-- of Hadden Industries.
mmm.  look closer.	As each component was tested and shipped off to Texas a duplicate was maintained and assembled in Hokkaido -- for backup purposes, of course. We've been right behind you the entire time.  You see my problem:  I couldn't appear to control too large a percentage; my enemies wouldn't stand for it.  So I simply made sure the Japanese consortium received the systems integration contract.  Of course no one had to know the corporations involved were recently acquired, wholly-owned subsidiaries --
the systems integration site.	Mmm.  Look closer.
hokkaido island.	The systems integration site.
wouldn't you if you saw hitler on tv?  come; i want to show you something.	Hokkaido Island.
the gods sent us the machine because they took pity on us.	Wouldn't you if you saw Hitler on TV?  Come; I want to show you something.
i think whoever sent the message did it because they're worried about us.	The gods sent us the machine because they took pity on us.
you sound like joseph.  you think the world ends with the millennium?	I think whoever sent the message did it because they're worried about us.
oh, not quite yet.  at least for their sake...  ... i hope it's not.  because they're running out of time.	You sound like Joseph.  You think the world ends with the millennium?
what are you talking about?  it's over.	Oh, not quite yet.  At least for their sake...  ... I hope it's not.  Because they're running out of time.
yes.  a shame.  still... it'd be worse if they died for nothing.	What are you talking about?  It's over.
it looks like pixie dust...  kent would've given anything to see this.  david, too.	Yes.  A shame.  Still... it'd be worse if they died for nothing.
japanese squid fleet.  they use lights to attract them to the surface... then turn them into sushi.	It looks like pixie dust...  Kent would've given anything to see this.  David, too.
what's that?	Japanese squid fleet.  They use lights to attract them to the surface... then turn them into sushi.
poor, tired, spinning girl... how we feasted on her.  and now that we've had our fill and given her a giant dose of the clap... we're pulling out.  that's paris, where my daughter was born.  moscow, where gangsters rule the night and i gave up smoking.  so many battles, so many lives... all that sturm, and drang.  as if it never happened.  if it weren't for a few power grids, you wouldn't know we existed.	What's that?
it's so... small.	Poor, tired, spinning girl... How we feasted on her.  And now that we've had our fill and given her a giant dose of the clap... we're pulling out.  That's Paris, where my daughter was born.  Moscow, where gangsters rule the night and I gave up smoking.  So many battles, so many lives... all that sturm, and drang.  As if it never happened.  If it weren't for a few power grids, you wouldn't know we existed.
a sunrise and a sunset every forty- five minutes.	It's so... small.
mr. hadden, i'm a scientist; i don't make deals... but.  if you wish to give me, in good faith, access to your information, i can assure you that i will exert all reasonable efforts to promote your cause wherever it doesn't conflict with the best interests of science... or my better judgment.	That's my girl.  Done.
in return... you get the primer -- and with it the power to stay in the game.  do we have a deal?	Mr. Hadden, I'm a scientist; I don't make deals... But.  If you wish to give me, in good faith, access to your information, I can assure you that I will exert all reasonable efforts to promote your cause wherever it doesn't conflict with the best interests of science... or my better judgment.
and in return?	In return... you get the primer -- and with it the power to stay in the game.  Do we have a deal?
that would seem to be the question of the hour.  i want to build it, doctor.  of course i'm already lobbying through the usual channels of influence and corruption -- but as i said, my colorful past has made many of those channels... difficult to navigate. i need someone on the inside.	And in return?
a machine.  but a machine that does what?	That would seem to be the question of the hour.  I want to build it, Doctor.  Of course I'm already lobbying through the usual channels of influence and corruption -- but as I said, my colorful past has made many of those channels... difficult to navigate. I need someone on the inside.
very good, doctor.  i've also detected structural elements, back references, a general movement from the simple to the complex -- all of which would seem to indicate instructions -- an enormously complicated set of instructions -- for building something.	A machine.  But a machine that does what?
some kind of circuitry...?	Very good, Doctor.  I've also detected structural elements, back references, a general movement from the simple to the complex -- all of which would seem to indicate instructions -- an enormously complicated set of instructions -- for building something.
you're saying... there is no separate primer in the message -- because it's on every page so the recipient can decipher it wherever he is --	-- even if he doesn't receive the entire transmission.  Heaven is the mustard seed.
not if you think like a vegan.	You're saying... there is no separate primer in the message -- because it's on every page so the recipient can decipher it wherever he is --
a page-break signal.  a period.	Not if you think like a Vegan.
page after page of data -- over sixty-three thousand in all, if i'm not mistaken... and at the end of each...	A page-break signal.  A period.
if i knew you any better i'd say that doesn't sound like you.	That's my girl...  Lights.
i've had a long time to make enemies, dr. arroway.  there are many governments, business interests, even religious leaders who would like to see me disappear. and i will grant them their wish soon enough... but before i do, i wish to make a small contribution -- a final gesture of goodwill toward the people of this little planet who've given -- from whom i've taken so much.	If I knew you any better I'd say that doesn't sound like you.
you've... found it.  what could i possibly have that you would want, mr. hadden?	I've had a long time to make enemies, Dr. Arroway.  There are many governments, business interests, even religious leaders who would like to see me disappear. And I will grant them their wish soon enough... But before I do, I wish to make a small contribution -- a final gesture of goodwill toward the people of this little planet who've given -- from whom I've taken so much.
oh, maybe not out -- but definitely looking for you coat.  i understand you've had some difficulty locating the -- what are you calling it?  the 'primer' that will make decryption possible...  i've found it.	You've... found it.  What could I possibly have that you would want, Mr. Hadden?
i didn't realize i was out.	Oh, maybe not out -- but definitely looking for you coat.  I understand you've had some difficulty locating the -- what are you calling it?  The 'primer' that will make decryption possible...  I've found it.
the powers that be have been quite busy lately, falling over each other to position themselves for the game of the century, if not the millennium.  perhaps you've noticed.  perhaps i could help deal you back in.	I didn't realize I was out.
what kind of deal?	The powers that be have been quite busy lately, falling over each other to position themselves for the game of the century, if not the millennium.  Perhaps you've noticed.  Perhaps I could help deal you back in.
the infamous, unfashionable bluntness.  you're here so we can do business. i want to make a deal.	What kind of deal?
why am i here, mr. hadden?	The infamous, unfashionable bluntness.  You're here so we can do business. I want to make a deal.
i find it convenient to keep my interests... mobile.  anyway, i've had my fill of life on the ground. after spending much of this century pursuing the evils and pleasures the world has to offer -- after outliving three wives and two children...  i find i've had quite enough of planet earth.	Why am I here, Mr. Hadden?
you live here.	I find it convenient to keep my interests... mobile.  Anyway, I've had my fill of life on the ground. After spending much of this century pursuing the evils and pleasures the world has to offer -- after outliving three wives and two children...  I find I've had quite enough of planet Earth.
once upon a time i was a hell of an engineer.  please, sit, doctor.  i have guests so rarely, it's important to me they feel welcome in my home.  did you know this was once yeltsin's flying dascha?  that dent is where he threw a bottle of vodka at the pilot.  at least that's what the people who sold me the plane said...	You live here.
s.r. hadden...  you compromised our security codes.	Once upon a time I was a hell of an engineer.  Please, sit, Doctor.  I have guests so rarely, it's important to me they feel welcome in my home.  Did you know this was once Yeltsin's flying dascha?  That dent is where he threw a bottle of vodka at the pilot.  At least that's what the people who sold me the plane said...
you're implying that the whole selection process is a sham?	I think it is your naivete I like best about you, Eleanor.  Oh, there'll be a worldwide protest, but we all knew it from the very beginning.  You Americans discovered the signal, you led the decryption effort.  The machine is being built on your home soil... Of course the passenger will be an American, chosen by Americans.  Anyway, it is what the whole world wants, no?  This is the big show. The sort you put on better than anyone.  It's good marketing.  It's good casting.  It's the American way.
i do.  more than anything.  but i am also a realist.  soon this... what is your charming term -- ?  dog and pony show will finally be over, and i will go home.	You're implying that the whole selection process is a sham?
i thought you were here because you want to go.	I do.  More than anything.  But I am also a realist.  Soon this... what is your charming term -- ?  Dog and pony show will finally be over, and I will go home.
perhaps.  but on the off-chance that it is a 'doomsday device' of some kind, i plan to be very far away from your lovely texas when it is activated.	I thought you were here because you want to go.
i'd say this is slightly different.	Perhaps.  But on the off-chance that it is a 'doomsday device' of some kind, I plan to be very far away from your lovely Texas when it is activated.
very well.  assume this is true. assume they have only the best of intentions.  suppose they decide to just step in and solve all our problems for us.  you have no objection to them so flagrantly intervening in human affairs?	We've just lived through a century of incredible violence and self- destruction.  Do you call it 'interventionist' when you stop a toddler from walking in front of a truck?
that's one way of putting it.  kitz, the president, the i.s.c. have shut down all official communications; there've also been reports of riots flaring up across the u.s. and europe.  until we figure out what went wrong things may get rough, especially for you --	But the machine worked -- that's what I've been trying to tell everyone!  The tape -- it's all there, if they'd just look at...  ... the tape...
peter... what is going on?  has everyone gone completely insane?	That's one way of putting it.  Kitz, the President, the I.S.C. have shut down all official communications; there've also been reports of riots flaring up across the U.S. and Europe.  Until we figure out what went wrong things may get rough, especially for you --
what day?	How long was I gone?
peter, what are you talking about? what malfunction?  what day is this?	What day?
it's all right, the important thing is you're safe --	Peter, what are you talking about? What malfunction?  What day is this?
wait -- hold on a minute --	It's all right, the important thing is you're safe --
thank god.  when we lost contact, i thought -- we thought... but you're okay.  we're still trying to determine the nature of the malfunction.  did you notice anything at all that --	Wait -- hold on a minute --
i'm -- i'm fine.	Thank God.  When we lost contact, I thought -- we thought... but you're okay.  We're still trying to determine the nature of the malfunction.  Did you notice anything at all that --
ellie -- are you okay?	I'm -- I'm fine.
like it or not.	Like it.  Almost there.
that you, valerian?	Like it or not.
it's really happening.	That you, Valerian?
someone tell me this is really happening.	It's really happening.
it's good to see you, ellie.	You too.
ellie.	Peter.
you sonofabitch.	That is true.  But it's also true that if I really thought we wanted the same things, I'd follow you anywhere... but the truth is I don't think you want the company.  Be honest, El.  There's nowhere you'd rather be than sitting out at some remote corner of the world searching for the answers to the mysteries of the universe.  And call me crazy, but I just can't compete with that... I'm sorry.
ellie -- i'm getting married.  her name's laura.  she came up to owens valley to do her post-doc about six months after you left.	You sonofabitch.
i'm serious about this, peter --	Ellie -- I'm getting married.  Her name's Laura.  She came up to Owens Valley to do her post-doc about six months after you left.
ellie --	I'm serious about this, Peter --
right now -- we'll drive down to ramey and get the base chaplain to marry us.	Ellie --
jesus --	Right now -- we'll drive down to Ramey and get the base chaplain to marry us.
and you think i don't want those things?  you think i don't stay up half the night wondering if i've made the right choice living half a world away from you, wondering if any of this is worth what i'm giving up for it everyday?  let's get married.	Jesus --
maybe that's the problem.  i want... a family, ellie.  i want kids.  a townhouse on l street instead of still living like a college kid.  a real life.  maybe that makes me a sellout but i don't care anymore. it's what i want.	And you think I don't want those things?  You think I don't stay up half the night wondering if I've made the right choice living half a world away from you, wondering if any of this is worth what I'm giving up for it everyday?  Let's get married.
please, you're just as ambitious as i am, more --	Maybe that's the problem.  I want... a family, Ellie.  I want kids.  A townhouse on L street instead of still living like a college kid.  A real life.  Maybe that makes me a sellout but I don't care anymore. It's what I want.
'the work,' jesus, ellie, can't there just once be more to life than the work?  okay, maybe that's the only way to get the recognition, win the prizes --	Please, you're just as ambitious as I am, more --
but the work --	'The work,' Jesus, Ellie, can't there just once be more to life than the work?  Okay, maybe that's the only way to get the recognition, win the prizes --
this is a chance to be of enormous help to other people's research -- to have the power to be a real advocate where david's got blind spots --	But the work --
but what about your research -- ?	This is a chance to be of enormous help to other people's research -- to have the power to be a real advocate where David's got blind spots --
i'm going on staff at the n.s.f.  to work for drumlin.	But what about your research -- ?
greenbank?	I'm going on staff at the N.S.F.  To work for Drumlin.
-- i'm moving to washington.	Greenbank?
we could be together again --	-- I'm moving to Washington.
actually --	We could be together again --
peter -- if you can get him to do that for me he'd obviously do the same for you -- we could -- !	Actually --
thirty-one linked dishes.  you could search more sky there in a day than you could in a year here.	Peter -- if you can get him to do that for me he'd obviously do the same for you -- we could -- !
the v.l.a.?	Thirty-one linked dishes.  You could search more sky there in a day than you could in a year here.
what if i said i could get drumlin to agree to sell you time in new mexico?	The V.L.A.?
it's almost there.  the hardest part is getting someone to sell us the telescope time.	What if I said I could get Drumlin to agree to sell you time in New Mexico?
how close are you to getting this funding put together?	It's almost there.  The hardest part is getting someone to sell us the telescope time.
if we lived at any previous time in human history we wouldn't even have the option of failing -- we'd have to wonder our whole lives, unable to do anything about it.  this time, right now, is unique in our history, in any civilization's history -- the moment of the acquisition of technology.  the moment when contact becomes possible.  we've already beaten incredible odds by being lucky enough to be alive now.	How close are you to getting this funding put together?
ellie... even if you do manage to raise the money, have you thought about what it would really mean to follow through on this?  i mean a college fetish is one thing, but we're talking about your career. you won't be publishing.  you won't be taken seriously... and you could spend your entire life looking and never find anything at all.	If we lived at any previous time in human history we wouldn't even have the option of failing -- we'd have to wonder our whole lives, unable to do anything about it.  This time, right now, is unique in our history, in any civilization's history -- the moment of the acquisition of technology.  The moment when contact becomes possible.  We've already beaten incredible odds by being lucky enough to be alive now.
... we've been going after some of the big multi-nationals but without much luck; got a donation from a new york dowager... we've even been thinking about selling t-shirts.	Ellie... even if you do manage to raise the money, have you thought about what it would really mean to follow through on this?  I mean a college fetish is one thing, but we're talking about your career. You won't be publishing.  You won't be taken seriously... and you could spend your entire life looking and never find anything at all.
i've examined over forty stars of roughly solar spectral type but so far nothing.  still, we've barely started...	... We've been going after some of the big multi-nationals but without much luck; got a donation from a New York dowager... We've even been thinking about selling T-shirts.
and?	I've examined over forty stars of roughly solar spectral type but so far nothing.  Still, we've barely started...
please.  any chance of that died the day david drumlin was appointed head of the n.s.f.  i have been in contact with a few other seti people; we've been trying to find backing from private investors. i've even managed to scrounge a couple of hours of telescope time here and there...	And?
any luck on the grant money?	Please.  Any chance of that died the day David Drumlin was appointed head of the N.S.F.  I have been in contact with a few other SETI people; we've been trying to find backing from private investors. I've even managed to scrounge a couple of hours of telescope time here and there...
... i keep telling myself okay, that's just the price, you have to do your time doing shitwork before you're allowed to get to the good stuff... but if i have to catalog one more quasar...  god, i've missed you.	Any luck on the grant money?
'any sufficiently advanced technology...'	'... is indistinguishable from magic.'
it's like the pre-copernicans who swore the sun revolved around the earth, or the victorians at the end of the last century who concluded that all major discoveries had now been made.  i mean... try to imagine civilization a thousand years ahead of us -- then imagine trying to explain... i dunno, a microwave oven -- to someone even a hundred years ago -- i mean the basic concepts didn't exist...	'Any sufficiently advanced technology...'
they can't.  i think it's against human nature to admit to that level of... insignificance; to not see yourself as basically the center of the universe.	It's like the pre-Copernicans who swore the sun revolved around the Earth, or the Victorians at the end of the last century who concluded that all major discoveries had now been made.  I mean... try to imagine civilization a thousand years ahead of us -- then imagine trying to explain... I dunno, a microwave oven -- to someone even a hundred years ago -- I mean the basic concepts didn't exist...
... i'm just so sick of feeling defensive about the things i care about!  or being lumped in with the lunatic fringe by people like drumlin, when if they'd just put aside their preconceptions for two seconds and look at the facts...	They can't.  I think it's against human nature to admit to that level of... insignificance; to not see yourself as basically the center of the universe.
keep it down, okay?  drumlin thinks i'm enough of a flake as it is.  look -- everyone here has their little fetishes.  caven goes to topless bars, vernon's got his carnivorous plants... mine just happens to be extraterrestrial intelligence.	What a coincidence.  It happens to be my fetish too.
i read your paper on eti's.  it's brilliant.	Keep it down, okay?  Drumlin thinks I'm enough of a flake as it is.  Look -- everyone here has their little fetishes.  Caven goes to topless bars, Vernon's got his carnivorous plants... mine just happens to be extraterrestrial intelligence.
sounds like a russian general.	Yavol.
peter valerian.	Sounds like a Russian general.
ellie.  arroway.	Peter Valerian.
that's what they all say.	Ellie.  Arroway.
he's an incredible prick but i never learned so much in my life.	That's what they all say.
it's beautiful but it does get a little lonely.  sometimes i think the reason we build these things in such godforsaken places isn't to avoid excess radio traffic but because we're all such pathetic antisocial misfits... speaking of which:  how're you getting on with the old man?	He's an incredible prick but I never learned so much in my life.
... drumlin said you're been down at arecibo for the last year.	It's beautiful but it does get a little lonely.  Sometimes I think the reason we build these things in such godforsaken places isn't to avoid excess radio traffic but because we're all such pathetic antisocial misfits... Speaking of which:  How're you getting on with the old man?
meaning...	Something my dad -- they -- said. 'After all the suffering, after all the desolation of the void -- the one thing that makes the vastness tolerable is each other.'  The one thing that makes it bearable is love.
i'm not sure...  maybe it simply exists in the search for it.  maybe its something we have to make for ourselves.	Meaning...
does that mean you think it doesn't exist?	I'm not sure...  Maybe it simply exists in the search for it.  Maybe its something we have to make for ourselves.
i don't know.  if it was a god, it was searching for a greater one.  it was still searching for meaning...	Does that mean you think it doesn't exist?
in other words.	I don't know.  If it was a god, it was searching for a greater one.  It was still searching for meaning...
in other words, god works in mysterious ways...	In other words.
maybe what you experienced can't be reduced to images on a videotape. maybe they still plan to grant your request, only in their own way, in their own time... or maybe it's just like you said:  ultimately their motives may be as incomprehensible as their technology.	In other words, God works in mysterious ways...
... but it is a good question, and i suppose i'll always wonder about the answer:  why would they send me back without proof?	Maybe what you experienced can't be reduced to images on a videotape. Maybe they still plan to grant your request, only in their own way, in their own time... Or maybe it's just like you said:  ultimately their motives may be as incomprehensible as their technology.
i want to, palmer -- more than anything.  but it has to be real. it has to be true.	Ellie... if you go out there like this -- if you admit to even the possibility that what you experienced didn't actually happen -- I'm afraid they really will crucify you.  Please.  For your own sake, for the sake of the world... tell them what you know to be the truth.  Tell them it really happened.
have you seen what's happening out there?  the terror, the despair? the world is on fire, ellie.  people need something they can believe in, something worthy, and you can give it to them!	I want to, Palmer -- more than anything.  But it has to be real. It has to be true.
but --	Have you seen what's happening out there?  The terror, the despair? The world is on fire, Ellie.  People need something they can believe in, something worthy, and you can give it to them!
ellie, the only one holding you to that standard is you!  the people want to hear your story, they need to hear it!	But --
it's not enough, don't you understand?  i know it happened -- but by every standard of science, by every standard i've lived my life by that fact is utterly beside the point.  it may be true but it doesn't matter because i can't prove it's real.	Ellie, the only one holding you to that standard is you!  The people want to hear your story, they need to hear it!
ellie, you're the proof.  you tell them your story.  ultimately they'll have no choice but to believe you.	It's not enough, don't you understand?  I know it happened -- but by every standard of science, by every standard I've lived my life by that fact is utterly beside the point.  It may be true but it doesn't matter because I can't prove it's real.
i don't have any proof, palmer.	Ellie, you're the proof.  You tell them your story.  Ultimately they'll have no choice but to believe you.
it also makes god enormous.  i think of the scope of your universe, ellie... and it takes my breath away.  as it will everyone else's.	I don't have any proof, Palmer.
you're sure you want to?  in the universe i saw we're not exactly the stars of the show.  what happened to me makes us all seem pretty damn small.	It also makes God enormous.  I think of the scope of your universe, Ellie... and it takes my breath away.  As it will everyone else's.
i do.	You're sure you want to?  In the universe I saw we're not exactly the stars of the show.  What happened to me makes us all seem pretty damn small.
they don't believe me.	I do.
i'm not sure it's come to that.	They don't believe me.
so.  i'm assuming they sent you here to administer last rites?	I'm not sure it's come to that.
pretty ironic, huh?  i had to go all the way to the center of the galaxy... just to find you.	So.  I'm assuming they sent you here to administer last rites?
it was quite a page turner.	Pretty ironic, huh?  I had to go all the way to the center of the galaxy... Just to find you.
i'm assuming you read my deposition.	It was quite a page turner.
hi.	I'm assuming you read my deposition.
hi.	Hi.
ellie, there is no reason you have to be alone.	And yet that's always how I seem to end up, isn't it?  If you really do love me, Palmer, you'll leave.  Now.  Please.
i can't hear this now --	Ellie, there is no reason you have to be alone.
do you really think your life is meaningless, eleanor?  is that why you're so quick to risk it -- because if your life means nothing then you have nothing to lose?	I can't hear this now --
-- i don't know --	Do you really think your life is meaningless, Eleanor?  Is that why you're so quick to risk it -- because if your life means nothing then you have nothing to lose?
and then what?  then you'll be safe?	-- I don't know --
don't you understand?  i just have to hold it together -- just until tomorrow --	And then what?  Then you'll be safe?
i'm in love with you, ellie.	Don't you understand?  I just have to hold it together -- just until tomorrow --
please --	I'm in love with you, Ellie.
what are my other options?  in fifty years?  never?	Please --
please, palmer -- if you care for me at all, don't push this now --	What are my other options?  In fifty years?  Never?
what are you so afraid of?	Please, Palmer -- if you care for me at all, don't push this now --
i can't do this --	What are you so afraid of?
what?	I can't do this --
i'm sorry -- i can't --	What?
ellie, what is it?	I'm sorry -- I can't --
what is it?	Ellie, what is it?
i'm sorry.	What is it?
what...?	I'm sorry.
maybe that's okay.	What...?
i do seem to be... maybe because i'm just a little bit terrified about tomorrow.	Maybe that's okay.
you're trembling.	I do seem to be... Maybe because I'm just a little bit terrified about tomorrow.
thank you.	You're trembling.
during the crusades -- pilgrims who made the journey to the holy land brought back a palm frond to show they'd actually been there.  i thought it sort of made sense that earth is now your holy land, so...	Thank you.
oh.  i brought you something.	During the crusades -- pilgrims who made the journey to the holy land brought back a palm frond to show they'd actually been there.  I thought it sort of made sense that Earth is now your holy land, so...
the final countdown.	Oh.  I brought you something.
so.  the final countdown.	The final countdown.
i remember.  you were indelicate, indiscreet and entirely less than tactful... sound like anyone you know?	So.  The final countdown.
ellie... the last time we spoke... i said some things...	I remember.  You were indelicate, indiscreet and entirely less than tactful... Sound like anyone you know?
how do you mean?	What if their answer is, 'Oh, that's easy.  A thousand years ago our world was in terrible shape, our population out of control, violent crime, no food... so we called a general council and decided to eliminate the anit-social.  The weak.  The sick.  The unwanted.  And ever since we've been doing great.'
an excellent question, doctor.  but what if we don't like the answer?	How do you mean?
... another question i would ask would be a very simple one.  how did you do it?  how did you evolve as far as you have and not destroy yourselves?	An excellent question, Doctor.  But what if we don't like the answer?
ellie --	It's late.  We should go back.
it's getting late...	What are you so afraid of, Ellie?
and yet you're willing to die for this cause, the one thing that's given your life a sense of purpose. don't you see the contradiction here -- ?	It's getting late...
i don't know.  but as a scientist i have to consider that possibility.	And yet you're willing to die for this cause, the one thing that's given your life a sense of purpose. Don't you see the contradiction here -- ?
do you really believe your life is meaningless?	I don't know.  But as a scientist I have to consider that possibility.
maybe the reason people are having trouble finding meaning isn't because science has obscured it... maybe it's just revealed it isn't there.	Do you really believe your life is meaningless?
i don't follow.	Maybe the reason people are having trouble finding meaning isn't because science has obscured it... maybe it's just revealed it isn't there.
did you ever stop to think that maybe that isn't science's fault, but meaning's?	I don't follow.
i don't consider you the enemy, ellie.  i'm not 'out to get' technology.  i only ask the question:  does it have to have all the answers?  i look out there and i see so much emptiness... people are so starved for meaning, and it's something they just don't seem to be getting from science.	Did you ever stop to think that maybe that isn't science's fault, but meaning's?
i thought it was well-written. heart-felt.  and a little bit naive... but that's just the enemy's perspective.	I don't consider you the enemy, Ellie.  I'm not 'out to get' technology.  I only ask the question:  Does it have to have all the answers?  I look out there and I see so much emptiness... People are so starved for meaning, and it's something they just don't seem to be getting from science.
i won't deny i was ambitious.  when i had my... experience... i wanted to tell my story to as many people as possible.  i'm the first to admit that process included making some compromises.  you didn't answer my question.	I thought it was well-written. Heart-felt.  And a little bit naive... But that's just the enemy's perspective.
i'm more interested in the story behind the story... how a young man goes from living on the streets of south boston to being the best- selling media figure rubbing elbows with the president.	I won't deny I was ambitious.  When I had my... experience... I wanted to tell my story to as many people as possible.  I'm the first to admit that process included making some compromises.  You didn't answer my question.
what'd you think?	I'm more interested in the story behind the story... How a young man goes from living on the streets of South Boston to being the best- selling media figure rubbing elbows with the President.
losing faith:  the search for meaning in the age of reason. catchy.	What'd you think?
really.	Losing Faith:  The Search For Meaning In the Age of Reason. Catchy.
i read your book.	Really.
it's what my whole life's been... aimed at; the only thing that's given it a sense of purpose.	I read your book.
you're willing to die for this.	It's what my whole life's been... aimed at; the only thing that's given it a sense of purpose.
if you came back.  if you survived at all.  which it's pretty certain you wouldn't.	You're willing to die for this.
and everybody you care about would be dead and buried.	If you came back.  If you survived at all.  Which it's pretty certain you wouldn't.
something like that.	And everybody you care about would be dead and buried.
if you came back... you'd only be four years older -- but over 50 years would have passed on earth.	Something like that.
if you came back.	If you came back... you'd only be four years older -- but over 50 years would have passed on Earth.
relativity.  explain this to me one more time... even if you traveled near the speed of light, when you came back --	If you came back.
in other words.	Relativity.  Explain this to me one more time... even if you traveled near the speed of light, when you came back --
in other words, god is one hell of an engineer.	In other words.
it's too... elegant.  the degree of economy is extraordinary; it's really the next logical step... even on earth technology has always aspired to a condition of nature. d.n.a. outclasses any computer we can come up with; the human body is the most exquisitely designed machine imaginable.	In other words, God is one hell of an engineer.
why?	It's too... elegant.  The degree of economy is extraordinary; it's really the next logical step... Even on Earth technology has always aspired to a condition of nature. D.N.A. outclasses any computer we can come up with; the human body is the most exquisitely designed machine imaginable.
i don't think so.	Why?
maybe you're creating a monster.	I don't think so.
not exactly.  it has organic qualities, but we don't really understand how they're integrated with the mechanical systems.	Maybe you're creating a monster.
some of my best friends are scientists.  they're saying the machine is alive.	Not exactly.  It has organic qualities, but we don't really understand how they're integrated with the mechanical systems.
i was referring to the selectees mingling with the selectors.	Some of my best friends are scientists.  They're saying the machine is alive.
some of my best friends are scientists.	I was referring to the selectees mingling with the selectors.
so.  is this kosher fraternizing with the enemy like this?	Some of my best friends are scientists.
yes.  very much.	Prove it.
did you love him?	Yes.  Very much.
i never knew my mother.  my father died when i was nine.	Did you love him?
do you love your parents?	I never knew my mother.  My father died when I was nine.
you may not believe this... but there's a part of me that wants more than anything to believe in your god.  to believe that we're all here for a purpose, that all this... means something.  but it's because that part of me wants it so badly that i'm so stubborn about making sure it isn't just self-delusion. of course i want to know god if there is one... but it has to be real.  unless i have proof how can i be sure?	Do you love your parents?
look, i'm a reasonable person, and reasonably intelligent.  but this experience went beyond both.  for the first time i had to consider the possibility that intellect, as wonderful as it is, is not the only way of comprehending the universe. that it was too small and inadequate a tool to deal with what it was faced with.	You may not believe this... but there's a part of me that wants more than anything to believe in your God.  To believe that we're all here for a purpose, that all this... means something.  But it's because that part of me wants it so badly that I'm so stubborn about making sure it isn't just self-delusion. Of course I want to know God if there is one... but it has to be real.  Unless I have proof how can I be sure?
and there's no chance you had this experience simply because some part of you needed to have it?	Look, I'm a reasonable person, and reasonably intelligent.  But this experience went beyond both.  For the first time I had to consider the possibility that intellect, as wonderful as it is, is not the only way of comprehending the universe. That it was too small and inadequate a tool to deal with what it was faced with.
i had... an experience.  of belonging.  of unconditional love. and for the first time in my life i wasn't terrified, and i wasn't alone.	And there's no chance you had this experience simply because some part of you needed to have it?
can you try?	I had... an experience.  Of belonging.  Of unconditional love. And for the first time in my life I wasn't terrified, and I wasn't alone.
... it's an old story.  i grew up in south boston, more or less on the streets.  by the time i was thirteen i'd tried my first hit of heroin, by fifteen i'd stopped using but i was dealing full-time.  by the time i was nineteen i decided i didn't want to live any more, at least not in a world like that.  one day i got on a bus; i got as far as ohio before my money ran out, and after that i just kept walking.  didn't eat, didn't sleep... just walked.  i ended up collapsing in a wheat field.  there was a storm... i woke up...  and that's about as far as words'll go.	Can you try?
now you know.	... It's an old story.  I grew up in South Boston, more or less on the streets.  By the time I was thirteen I'd tried my first hit of heroin, by fifteen I'd stopped using but I was dealing full-time.  By the time I was nineteen I decided I didn't want to live any more, at least not in a world like that.  One day I got on a bus; I got as far as Ohio before my money ran out, and after that I just kept walking.  Didn't eat, didn't sleep... just walked.  I ended up collapsing in a wheat field.  There was a storm... I woke up...  And that's about as far as words'll go.
that's not doubt.  that's four hundred years of science fighting a billion years of instinct.  i always wondered what you religious types did with your free time.	Now you know.
only a tiny bit.  even the most devout believer is allowed a little doubt.	That's not doubt.  That's four hundred years of science fighting a billion years of instinct.  I always wondered what you religious types did with your free time.
i flinched.	Only a tiny bit.  Even the most devout believer is allowed a little doubt.
and mind, yes.  what are you --	So if I let the pendulum go, when it swings back you wouldn't flinch.
and you believe this law with all your heart and soul.	And mind, yes.  What are you --
that's not faith, it's physics.  the second law of thermodynamics.	And you believe this law with all your heart and soul.
your 'faith' tells you that the distance a pendulum swings from the vertical can never get bigger, only smaller.	That's not faith, it's physics.  The second law of thermodynamics.
'my father's house has many mansions.'	Very smooth.  It's Palmer, right? Where I came from a palmer was a person who cheated at cards.  Really though... the Bible describes a God who watches over one tiny world a few thousand years old.  I look out there and see a universe of hundreds of billions of galaxies, each with hundreds of billions of stars... I mean burn me for a heretic, but your God seems awfully small.
well it's been a while, but i don't recall the bible saying too much about alien civilizations.	'My father's house has many mansions.'
how do you mean?	Well it's been a while, but I don't recall the Bible saying too much about alien civilizations.
what about you?  doesn't all of this shake your faith at all?	How do you mean?
spoken like a true believer.	What about you?  Doesn't all of this shake your faith at all?
i guess i would've felt sorry for the universe.	Spoken like a true believer.
and what would you have done if the odds had gone against you?	I guess I would've felt sorry for the universe.
i'd say logic more than faith.  the odds were on my side.	And what would you have done if the odds had gone against you?
... what i'm curious about are the wilderness years.  you're out there all alone, no money, mocked by the skeptics.  it must have taken tremendous faith.	I'd say logic more than faith.  The odds were on my side.
champagne please.	Make that two.
and where exactly does that put your position...?	I'd have to say I don't know enough to have one yet.  For the moment I don't believe the two approaches have to be mutually exclusive.
i agree with mr. rank that there are unavoidable religious implications here -- but i don't think it justifies taking an alarmist position.  dr. arroway is right -- their chosen means of communication was a scientific one, and a scientific approach is probably appropriate, at least until the theological dimensions of the problem become more apparent.	And where exactly does that put your position...?
nobody is proposing we censor the truth here, doctor.  we're simply talking about putting a mechanism in place --	For managing the truth.  But the truth won't be managed, sir.  It stops being the truth the moment you try.
i guess i'd say i trust us enough to believe our response would be something to the effect of, thanks for the advice, but no thanks.  but to dilute or censor the truth, for whatever reason --	Nobody is proposing we censor the truth here, Doctor.  We're simply talking about putting a mechanism in place --
how would you propose we handle it, doctor?	I guess I'd say I trust us enough to believe our response would be something to the effect of, thanks for the advice, but no thanks.  But to dilute or censor the truth, for whatever reason --
you kill me, you really do.  the first truly global, a-political event in history and you can't wait to spin it.	How would you propose we handle it, Doctor?
dr. arroway, you are entitled to your opinion.  but we feel quite strongly that it would by both irresponsible and naive to send a human being into a completely unknown, completely uncontrollable situation absolutely defenseless.	Y'know what?  Fine.  I guess if we want them to know the truth about who we are there's no quicker way to show them.
call it xenophobic paranoia.  don't you see the absolute absurdity of this?  this isn't about them, it's about us -- our violence, our fear and mistrust --	Dr. Arroway, you are entitled to your opinion.  But we feel quite strongly that it would by both irresponsible and naive to send a human being into a completely unknown, completely uncontrollable situation absolutely defenseless.
it's designed purely as a defensive device.  call it a reasonable precaution.	Call it xenophobic paranoia.  Don't you see the absolute absurdity of this?  This isn't about them, it's about us -- our violence, our fear and mistrust --
i question the thinking behind sending the first ambassador to another civilization in armed -- basically announcing our intentions are hostile.	It's designed purely as a defensive device.  Call it a reasonable precaution.
you have a question, dr. arroway?	I question the thinking behind sending the first ambassador to another civilization in armed -- basically announcing our intentions are hostile.
i don't know.  maybe we built the damn thing wrong.  maybe it was all a hoax...  the safest thing would probably be to do a chernobyl; encase it in concrete.	Have your department make a full report.
recommendations?	I don't know.  Maybe we built the damn thing wrong.  Maybe it was all a hoax...  The safest thing would probably be to do a Chernobyl; encase it in concrete.
... as have all attempts at internal analysis.  we've tried sonargrams, magnetic resonance, gamma rays; it's completely impenetrable.	Recommendations?
but --	That's it, Mike.  Last time I checked, I was still running the country.  Although it seems that for the moment, Dr. Arroway is running the planet.
well.  that would seem to decide it. like it or not, for the moment, anyway, it looks like we're all in this together.	But --
oh my god...	What is it?
but i made this arrangement --	Cut that backsass!
git movin', i said.	But I made this arrangement --
i don't think you understand. we made a deal ---	Git movin', I said.
git your shovel and git to work.	I don't think you understand. We made a deal ---
boss, i made an arrangement with that man to take his broom.	Git your shovel and git to work.
hot damn, drag. tomorrow's saturday. another week almost made.	I got two years.
buck is a deal.	I've got this weak heart. Too much drinking, I guess. As soon as they find out about it, they'll probably send me someplace else.
i'll make it a dollar.	Buck is a deal.
fifty cents? sweet job like that worth at least a buck.	I'll make it a dollar.
i'm lucky i got a broom. work up top. real easy job. man, it's gonna be hot down in that ditch.	We work down in the ditch?
you don't take another man's place, boy.	It wasn't his fault. Nobody said anything about seats. We --
gotta go, arletta.	Laugh it up, kid. You'll make out.
nothin' to do with it. i ain't never give john the kind of feelin' i give you, so i'm payin' him off now. don't feel you got to say anything. way it is, sometimes, you just have a feelin' for a child or you don't, and with john i just didn't.	Gotta go, Arletta.
that's good: he earned it.	Nothin' to do with it. I ain't never give John the kind of feelin' I give you, so I'm payin' him off now. Don't feel you got to say anything. Way it is, sometimes, you just have a feelin' for a child or you don't, and with John I just didn't.
i'm leavin' the place to john.	That's good: he earned it.
yeah.	I'm leavin' the place to John.
well, why not? idee of marryin' got you all choked up, trying to pretend you was respectable you was borin' the hell out of all of us.	Yeah.
she took off with that convertible feller...	Well, why not? Idee of marryin' got you all choked up, trying to pretend you was respectable you was borin' the hell out of all of us.
you allus had good jobs, and that girl in kentucky i taken a shine to her.	She took off with that convertible feller...
tried to live always just as free and aboveboard as you been, and well, they ain't that much elbow room.	You allus had good jobs, and that girl in Kentucky I taken a shine to her.
no.	Tried to live always just as free and aboveboard as you been, and well, they ain't that much elbow room.
nothin'. ever'thing's cool's can be.	No.
what went wrong?	Nothin'. Ever'thing's cool's can be.
here, mom.	What went wrong?
you think life is some kind of ocean voyage and you start out with buntin' and hollerin' and high hopes, but the damn ship goes down before you ever reach the other side. luke?	Here, Mom.
oh, i had me some high old times. yore old man, luke, wasn't much for stickin' around, but damn it he made me laugh.	Yeah, would of been nice to of knowed him, the way you talk about him.
you never wanted to live forever anyways, did you? it wasn't such a hell of a life.	Oh, I had me some high old times. Yore old man, Luke, wasn't much for stickin' around, but damn it he made me laugh.
i ain't askin' what you'll do after you get out, because i'm gonna be dead and it don't matter.	You never wanted to live forever anyways, did you? It wasn't such a hell of a life.
we call it abuildin' time, arletta.	I ain't askin' what you'll do after you get out, because I'm gonna be dead and it don't matter.
what are you doin' here?	We call it abuildin' time, Arletta.
yeah.	What are you doin' here?
well, i don't know, i just wash my hands of it, i guess i just got to love you and let go.	Yeah.
no. but things ain't always like they seem, arletta. you know that. a man's gotta go his own way.	Well, I don't know, I just wash my hands of it, I guess I just got to love you and let go.
we allus thought you was strong enough to carry it. was we wrong?	No. But things ain't always like they seem, Arletta. You know that. A man's gotta go his own way.
you never thought that's a heavy load?	We allus thought you was strong enough to carry it. Was we wrong?
no it hain't, luke. you ain't alone. ever whar you go, i'm with you, and so's john.	You never thought that's a heavy load?
yeah, well, arletta, you done your best. what i done with myself is my problem.	No it hain't, Luke. You ain't alone. Ever whar you go, I'm with you, and so's John.
smokin' it up here, boss.	Yeah, well, Arletta, you done your best. What I done with myself is my problem.
sometimes i wisht people was like dogs, luke. comes a time, a day like, when the bitch just don't recognize her pups no more, so she don't have no hopes nor love to bring her pain. she just don't give a damn. they let you smoke?	Smokin' it up here, Boss.
like to oblige you, arletta, but right off i don't know where to put my hands on 'em.	Sometimes I wisht people was like dogs, Luke. Comes a time, a day like, when the bitch just don't recognize her pups no more, so she don't have no hopes nor love to bring her pain. She just don't give a damn. They let you smoke?
i allus hoped to see you well fixed and have me a crop of grandkids to kiss and fuss around with.	Like to oblige you, Arletta, but right off I don't know where to put my hands on 'em.
well, arletta, i got to stand down here.	I allus hoped to see you well fixed and have me a crop of grandkids to kiss and fuss around with.
yeah. well.  gettin' up here, boss.	Well, Arletta, I got to stand down here.
helen, she sent along your things with a note, and john here, he wrote to the police.	Yeah. Well.  Gettin' up here, Boss.
how'd you find me?	Helen, she sent along your things with a note, and John here, he wrote to the police.
we saw the broads.	Yeah. Did you have them both at once or --
a salesman! cool hand luke a salesman?	He's probably a gigolo.
tell us about it.	You steal a car?
go hard!	Ram it in and break it off!
gotta have kings.	Sure he's got kings but you still gotta call him.
lookit her bounce.	Oh lean over here, lady. Lean this way.
you cut that up fer lunch, luke.	Yes, Boss.
go git it, luke.	Yes sir, Boss Paul!
luke, you run again and we'll kill you.	I know, I know. Just don't hit me.
no, boss! i won't. i won't. i got my mind right. i got it right, boss. please don't hit me no more.	Luke, you run again and we'll kill you.
supposin' you was to backslide on us, luke? supposin' you was to backsass or try to run again...	No, Boss! I won't. I won't. I got my mind right. I got it right, Boss. Please don't hit me no more.
yes, boss. i got it right.	Supposin' you was to backslide on us, Luke? Supposin' you was to backsass or try to run again...
you got your mind right, luke?	Yes, Boss. I got it right.
git to work!	Don't hit me! Please, for God's sake, don't hit me.
please! please!	Git to work!
i... i... i...	Please! Please!
what's all this dirt in the yard?	I... I... I...
you don't know!	What's all this dirt in the yard?
i don't know, boss.	You don't know!
then how come it ain't done yet?	I don't know, Boss.
you was eyeballin', luke. you can't gitcha mind on them weeds if yer eyeballin'...	Boss, you don't need reasons to hit me.
comin' out here, boss?	Yeah. Come on out, Luke.
here's the patrol.	She's got him! You hear that?
it ain't my fault you don't know how to handle your dogs.	How my suppose to handle a dog someone jus' let loose?
she's on to him. you shoulda waited fer me to git her out -- loose like she is, he kin run her crazy.	It ain't my fault you don't know how to handle your dogs.
captain says to wait 'til the patrol gits here.	She's on to him. You shoulda waited fer me to git her out -- loose like she is, he kin run her crazy.
he ain't even got the sense to run from the road like everybody else.	Blue'll git him, Boss. We'll git that bastid, Cool Hand Luke.
you gonna get used to wearing them chains aftera while, luke. but don't you never stop listenin' to them clinkin'. that's gonna remind you of what i been sayin'.	Yeah, they sure do make a lot of cold, hard, noise, Captain.
that's right, captain. just passin' the time.	Well, you got yourself some time now. Two years. Hell, that ain't much, we got coupla men here doin' twenty spots. We got one who's got all of it. We got all kinds and you gonna fit in real good. Course in case you git rabbit in your blood and decide to take off fer home, you git a bonus a some time and couple leg chains to keep you slowed down a little -- fer your own good. You'll learn the rules. It's all up to you. I can be a good guy or I can be one mean son-of-a-bitch, it's up to you.
says here you done real good in the war: silver star, bronze star, couple purple hearts. sergeant! little time in stockades. come out the same way you went in: buck private.	That's right, Captain. Just passin' the time.
i guess you could say i wasn't thinkin', captain.	Says here you done real good in the war: Silver Star, Bronze Star, couple Purple Hearts. Sergeant! Little time in stockades. Come out the same way you went in: Buck Private.
well, we ain't never had one of them. where'd you think that was gonna get you?	I guess you could say I wasn't thinkin', Captain.
cuttin' the heads off parkin' meters, captain.	Well, we ain't never had one of them. Where'd you think that was gonna get you?
maliciously destroyin' municipal property while under the influence. what was that?	Cuttin' the heads off parkin' meters, Captain.
here, captain.	Maliciously destroyin' municipal property while under the influence. What was that?
borrowin'.	Mister Cool Hand here is the soft heart in our Loan Department. Next!
borrowin' or payin' back?	Borrowin'.
you can't do that!	You jes' watch us!
that ain't nuthing compared to what we used to do in san pedro. there was this ensign...	Ah believe I smell me a blonde-haired lady.
only two? man, i already done eight. nothin' to it. just make the days and let the weeks and the years make themselves.	I did three hitches in the Navy. It ain't bad. After a while, you get used to it and the time --
hey, tattoo!	-- went down to see this old hag and she had needles the size of that cane.
had it done in singapore. bunch of us drunk as coots --	Hey, Tattoo!
you was to sell your job, maybe this lucas war hero would give you a price.	I'll give you fifty cents.
in the navy, we used to call guys --	Fasten your flap! All you Newmeats gonna have to shape up fast and hard on this gang. We got rules here an' in order to learn them, you gotta keep your ears open and your mouths shut.
that's my baby.	He's gonna be awright.
a cold drink? okay?	Well --- okay. It's a deal. One cold drink, if'n you please. In advance. One chilly bottle right here in mah hot l'il hand... That goes for the rest of you mullet-heads, too.
a cold drink? you mean one cold drink? to feast yore starvin' fishy l'il eyes on the picture? a true vision of paradise itself? with two of the angels right there in plain sight a- friskin' round with mah boy?	A cold drink? Okay?
a cold drink.	A cold drink? You mean one cold drink? To feast yore starvin' fishy l'il eyes on The Picture? A true vision of Paradise itself? With two of the angels right there in plain sight a- friskin' round with mah boy?
come on, drag. lemme take a look.	It'd go to your coconut head. You'd start getting ideas. Maybe even pass right out.
dragline, lemme look at the picture.	What for?
oh lookit that brunette.	Mah baby! We're diggin' and dyin' but our boy Luke is lovin' and flyin'.
lemme see it!	Get away!
looka that! two of them. oh my...	I'm dyin'. I'm dyin'.
he ain't eating beans fer lunch.	He's eatin' steak and corn with butter and green beans and...
what happened? how far did you get?	Shut up. Let him eat. Don't pay them no mind, boy.
jus' take it slow, buddy.	What happened? How far did you get?
but there's still daylight left.	'Bout two hours left.
so then you just call him.	I call.
he's been betting his head from the gun. gotta have kings.	So then you just call him.
uh-huh. and he ain't got nothing showing. raise his head off.	He's been betting his head from the gun. Gotta have kings.
i kin see that, brick head. i mean your hole card.	Uh-huh. And he ain't got nothing showing. Raise his head off.
pair'a nines.	I kin see that, brick head. I mean your hole card.
whatcha got?	Pair'a nines.
i'm dyin'. i'm dyin'!	Look, she's got paint on her toenails! Oh Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for 'nother couple minutes. Oh you Lucille!
oh, man, did you see her? did you see her?	I got eyes, don't I? How my not gonna see something like that?
she looks just like mrs. patricia handy, a married woman... i useta fool with. man, i kin sniff blondes from a hunnert yards and redheads from a mile and a half.	Drag's been chain-ganging so long he's got a nose like a bloodhound.
newmeat looks like a poker player, drag.	Wouldn't surprise me none.  Wicker Man says you got a hundred- twenny and some change in the Captain's safe and you got your five dollars pocket money... That'll buy you a whole fistfull of cards. You in or out?
you gotta mind your manners, you actin' like a hillbilly tramp.	Tramp! Beautiful!
like i always do?	Thass right. Just play it...
luke, you got to listen to me. all you got to do is just give up nice and quiet, just play it cool.	Like I always do?
you don't understand a thing, do you, drag?	Luke, you got to listen to me. All you got to do is just give up nice and quiet, just play it cool.
why sure, luke. i mean i didn't talk to them about that. but why not? they're reasonable, luke. hell, we only been gone a coupla hours.	You don't understand a thing, do you, Drag?
do we even get our same bunks back?	Why sure, Luke. I mean I didn't talk to them about that. But why not? They're reasonable, Luke. Hell, we only been gone a coupla hours.
luke, are you alright?... they got us, boy. they're out there thicker'n flies. bosses and dogs and sheriffs and more guns than i ever seen in my life. we don't have a chance, luke... they caught up with me right after we split up and they was aimin' to kill you, luke. but i got 'em to promise if you give up peaceful, they wouldn't even whip you this time.	Do we even get our same bunks back?
is that your answer, old man? you're a hardcase too, ain't you?	Luke, are you alright?... They got us, boy. They're out there thicker'n flies. Bosses and dogs and sheriffs and more guns than I ever seen in my life. We don't have a chance, Luke... They caught up with me right after we split up and they was aimin' to kill you, Luke. But I got 'em to promise if you give up peaceful, they wouldn't even whip you this time.
on my own.	But what am I gonna do all by myself?  Oh if'n I hadn't lost mah head. I only had two more years to go. But when I saw you tearin' down with that truck... But you right Luke. We oughta split up. Be safer for us both.
luke. where you goin?	On my own.
take it easy, drag.	Luke. Where you goin?
but, luke...	Take it easy, Drag.
i've done enough world-shakin' for a while. you do the rest for me. send me a postcard about it.	But, Luke...
what you mean, luke?	I've done enough world-shakin' for a while. You do the rest for me. Send me a postcard about it.
yeah, well, you and koko kin handle it without me.	What you mean, Luke?
what you talkin' about, luke? we're together, you and me, just like always. now the thing we gotta work out is how to get koko outa there and then the terrible trio be all complete again. man, this old free world ain't gonna know which ear to stand on.	Yeah, well, you and Koko kin handle it without me.
we ain't goin' nowhere.	What you talkin' about, Luke? We're together, you and me, just like always. Now the thing we gotta work out is how to get Koko outa there and then the Terrible Trio be all complete again. Man, this old Free World ain't gonna know which ear to stand on.
whoee, it's cold. wisht i had somethin' to eat. bread, grits, beans even. soon's we get to my house, we're gonna have us one big meal and then i'm gonna show you some farm girls that...	We ain't goin' nowhere.
foolin', hell! i would have eaten that dirt for them. they coulda used my head for a shovel and a my face for a broom... they just never did get a piece of my mind.	And all the time you was plannin' on runnin' again.
don't hit me no more, boss! don't hit me! i'll do anythin' you say but just don't hit me! oh luke. you are an original, you truly are. you really fooled them.	Foolin', Hell! I would have eaten that dirt for them. They coulda used my head for a shovel and a my face for a broom... They just never did get a piece of my mind.
sure do... that's why we didn't bet with the navy.	Oh, that's mah darlin' Luke. Grins like a baby and bites like a 'gator.
look at him go. bam! bam!	Knock it off, Luke! You cain't talk about Him that way.
like an elephant.	Us elephants may be a lil slow, like in makin' love, but you give us a coupla three days to really get with it an' man -- stand back!
'atsa sign i got me an affectionate nature.	Like an elephant.
you ol' sack of guts. i had a belly like yours, we wouldn't have nothin' to worry about.	'Atsa sign I got me an affectionate nature.
yeah, i know. but what we gotta do first is stretch that l'il ol' belly of yours -- git it all strained out, in fightin' shape, like a barrage balloon.	You ol' sack of guts. I had a belly like yours, we wouldn't have nothin' to worry about.
we got it locked in the sock.	Yeah, I know. But what we gotta do first is stretch that l'il ol' belly of yours -- git it all strained out, in fightin' shape, like a barrage balloon.
what did i do? stole and tole lies. i loved mah neighbor and his wife, but what did i do to deserve this lunatic to come in mah happy home and beat me outa hard earned bread.	We got it locked in the sock.
nothin' to worry about. we got a deadlock on that mullet.	What did I do? Stole and tole lies. I loved mah neighbor and his wife, but what did I do to deserve this lunatic to come in mah happy home and beat me outa hard earned bread.
damn, luke. what's the matter with you? what's the matter with me?	Nothin' to worry about. We got a deadlock on that mullet.
fifty's a nice round number.	Damn, Luke. What's the matter with you? what's the matter with me?
why'd you have to say fifty? why not thirty-five or thirty-nine?	Fifty's a nice round number.
where'd the road go?	That's it. That's the end.
they don't know iff'n to smile, spit or swallow.	They ain't never seen a bull gang before.
hey, buddy. take it easy. you're making me look bad.	The man wants speed, let's give it to him. Ram it in and break it off. Go hard. Shag it.
nuthin' can be a pretty cool hand.	Cool Hand Luke.
nuthin'! a handfull of nuthin'!  you stupid mullet-head. he beat you with nuthin'! just like today when he kept coming back at me.	Nuthin' can be a pretty cool hand.
i'm gonna kill you, you go on...	That's what you're gonna have to do.
whatta you mean, forget it?	Stop beatin', man. You ain't doin' nobody no good.
your lucille? man, you better put them glasses back on and take a look at yourself.	Boy. You jus' asking to be handled!
shut your mouth 'bout my lucille.	Your Lucille? Man, you better put them glasses back on and take a look at yourself.
that'sa lucille, you mullet head! any girl so innocent and built like that gotta be named lucille.	Innocent?
lucille? where do you get that?	That'sa Lucille, you mullet head! Any girl so innocent and built like that gotta be named Lucille.
maybe he's been chain-ganging too long.	Long enough to see redhots come and redhots go.
man, this here newmeat parking meter bandit thing what calls itself luke don't know nuthin' 'bout nuthin'.	But damn if he don't look like a fat old Dragline.
slow down, man. they ain't passing out medals for slinging dirt.	I thought you knew, boy... they sentenced me by the mile.
yeah, those poor old guards need all the help they can get.	You tryin' to say somethin'?
course not. he ain't in the box 'cause a the joke played on him. he's there 'cause he back sassed a free man. they got their rules and we ain't got nothing to do with that. woulda probably happened to him sooner or later, to a complainer like him. he's gotta learn the rules same as anybody else.	Yeah, those poor old guards need all the help they can get.
plumb busted out. looks like the hard road finally got to mister lucas war hero.	Back at it in the mornin'. Just need a little nap...
whatta you so happy about?	I just always did like truck rides.
oh we got our sources... tearing the heads off... what was it... gumball machines? what kind of thing is that for a grown man?	Well, you know. Small town, not much to do in the evenings. Mostly it was settling up old scores.
well, whatta we got here?	A Lucas Jackson.
i didn't say nothin', boss.	Well, whatta we got here?
somebody say somethin'?	I didn't say nothin', Boss.
that fool. that damn fool.	Oh mah baby Luke.
oh lord!	That fool. That damn fool.
that ole box collapse and fall apart before luke calls quits.	Your Luke's got more guts than brains.
dear boys. playing it cool. wish you were here. love, cool hand luke.	Oh my. Oh my... Give it back here!
what's the writing say?	Dear Boys. Playing it cool. Wish you were here. Love, Cool Hand Luke.
all right now: get mad at them eggs. eat it there boy! bite it! gnaw on it!	Forty-five.
thirty-nine... forty... forty-one... forty-two...	Come on, boy, come on, darlin'. You kin do her. Just let that ol' belly sag and enjoy itself. Stay loose, buddy. Eight more, between you and everlasting glory. Little ol' eggs, pigeon eggs, that's all, fish eggs practically.
he peels the eggs himself. that's understood.	You jus' may be great at hangin' paper around the big cities, but us country boys is not entirely brainless. When it comes to the law, nothin' is understood.
one rule! no throwing up. he throws up, you forfeit everything.	You ever see mah boy throw up? Shut your mouth and put up your money!
koko, write down their names, don't just make marks.	One rule! No throwing up. He throws up, you forfeit everything.
you just said he could eat anything.	You ever eat fifty eggs?
nobody kin eat fifty eggs.	You just said he could eat anything.
not a liar. you just have a common -- and likable -- tendency toward exaggeration.	He's the champeen hog-gut of this camp. Hell, I seen him eat ten choc'lat bars and seven cold drinks in fifteen minutes. He kin eat busted bottles and rusty nails, any damn thing. If you'd so kindly oblige as to let me cut off your yankee head, he'd even eat that.
dragline gives out the names here. you'll get yours when he figures you out.	Maybe we oughta call you No-Ears. You don't listen much, do you, boy?
oh no, man! not on this hot muther.	All the bears gonna be walking today.
man, you play like a kokonut. you got to call him at least.	I know he's got a paira kings. He don't have to stick 'em in my ear.
i gotta believe. out!  now they're rollin'.  king-five-four gets an eight.  pair'a nines with a jack gets a four. ninas still up.	Cuter.
cuter again.	Call.
ace calls. here we go.  king-five gets a tray for no help.  paira ninas gets a jack.  ana man with the ace gets... slop in the face... ninas up.	Cuter again.
i'm in.	Ace calls. Here we go.  King-five gets a tray for no help.  Paira ninas gets a Jack.  Ana man with the ace gets... slop in the face... Ninas up.
ana paira ninas. koko's the brains.	Cuter.
man, it's so hot.	Gettin' up, Carr.
man! it's gonna be one hot muther today.	Bears gonna be walkin' the road today.
no more than five. for a cold drink.	Bet! Babalugats, bet here!
a bunch. must be halfa dozen newmeat.	No more than five. For a cold drink.
but -- but --	That's all there was. Listen. Open your eyes. Stop beatin' it. And stop feedin' off me. Now get out of the way. Give me some air.
picture's a phoney... cost me a week's pay.	A phoney? Whatta you mean, a phoney?
well, how far didya get?	Fat mile'n a half. Hit this red light, highway patrol pulls up alongside.
yeah, found one in this supermarket, keys in the ignition.	Well, how far didya get?
back a buck.	Kick a buck.
kick a buck.	Damn.
man oh man.	That is one mean lady. Bet her husband spends one day a week shooting milkmen.
you've been having bad luck with masters, haven't you? your last one left you when the cops came... and now luke. you should complain to the s.p.c.a.	You phony creep!
big deal paper hanger! hell, anyone who can write can pass fifty-sixty dollar checks. like breakin' open a piggy bank.	You've been having bad luck with masters, haven't you? Your last one left you when the cops came... and now Luke. You should complain to the S.P.C.A.
but you're dog enough. maybe they'll let you sleep outside the box near your master.	Big deal paper hanger! Hell, anyone who can write can pass fifty-sixty dollar checks. Like breakin' open a piggy bank.
you ain't man enough to wear them!	But you're dog enough. Maybe they'll let you sleep outside the box near your master.
no. no chains either.	You ain't man enough to wear them!
i don't see no sign of guts in you.	No. No chains either.
he doesn't know when to give in. they'll kill him.	Give in? That's our Luke out there.
what are you talking about?	He doesn't know when to give in. They'll kill him.
he'll never make it.	What are you talking about?
how about you tryin' to make me?	Oh for...
stop that.	How about you tryin' to make me?
one, two, three...	He's gonna lose a finger eating eggs like that.
you think you've been working hard. this muther'll break your back.	This is a big day for the guards. They get to remind us who's boss.
you can't switch 'round jobs, anyway. i figured he knew that.	You can't expect him to learn everything the first day. Hopefully it's taught him a very valuable lesson.
koko, why don't you let one of these newmeats take your broom for today?	Hell, no. I ain't goin' down in the ditch.
it's good medicine.	A little homeopathic cure for the willies.
fear of what...	Open space.  She hasn't been out of this apartment in three years.  I didn't used to think it was real...
you threatened to drive her downtown.  she has agoraphobia.	Fear of what...
what did i do?	You threatened to drive her downtown.  She has agoraphobia.
now look what you did.	What did I do?
i hate this...	Only kidding!
excuse me, but would you mind explaining why you're watching the lady upstairs?	None of your fucking business.
where have you <u>been</u>?  what happened to your wallet?	Hal has it.
you bastard!	But </u>alive</u>!
it's almost six.  and guess what? hall likes me bathed and shaved.	Stop acting like a silly little fag!
you've got a date right <u>here</u>, andy. this has got to...	It's almost six.  And guess what? Hall likes me bathed and shaved.
sorry, luv.  i've got a date.	You've got a date right <u>here</u>, Andy. This has got to...
you're fired.	I know.  Do come and meet your guest.
oh, god, i forget.  yes.  yes.  you go.  poor thing, you ought to get out.	Look out for her.  She's tougher than you think.
the moon is up, my night to howl. will you be okay?	Oh, God, I forget.  Yes.  Yes.  You go.  Poor thing, you ought to get out.
i'm the only friend you've got, darling, and i don't intend to stop doing what i think is good for us.	Get out!  All of you!
none of you know anything about it. now go.  and andy, if you persist in playing doctor, leave, with them.	I'm the only friend you've got, darling, and I don't intend to stop doing what I think is good for us.
i can't, andy.	Then, why don't you just die.  I'm going.  They'll find your body years later, the old recluse lady, she ate cat food, ten years of the New York Times, unread, piled on top of the unread mail, the TV still on.  Make up your mind.  Live or die.  I'll get coffee.
about what?	I can't, Andy.
when are you going to call them?	About what?
you <u>slut</u>!  no sexy young cop for you unless you shampoo your hair.	When are you going to call them?
reminded me that i used to be attractive.  that men used to want me...	You <u>slut</u>!  No sexy young cop for you unless you shampoo your hair.
what?  what'd i do?	Reminded me that I used to be attractive.  That men used to want me...
i want to die.	I wouldn't.  He'll be back.  If you want him.  The cute brutal type with handcuffs.  Very sexy.
no, dear.  you're at your best with a bag in front of your face.	I want to die.
oh, god.  i must have looked horrible.	No, dear.  You're at your best with a bag in front of your face.
but earlier, he was staring up here.  <u>please</u>, andy.	Okay.  You win.  'Dirty Harry' coming up.
oh my god!  help!  he's reading a newspaper!	But earlier, he was staring up here.  <u>Please</u>, Andy.
you parked right behind him.  the one i noticed earlier.  i didn't say anything, i thought he'd leave. just take a look.	Oh my God!  Help!  HE'S READING A NEWSPAPER!
cellulite.  what do you say i blindfold you and take you to the gym.  aerobics with housewives...	Andy?
monsieur andy can <u>smell</u> your coiffure.  and guess what else?	Cellulite.  What do you say I blindfold you and take you to the gym.  Aerobics with housewives...
monsieur andy, disapproves of my coiffure?	Monsieur Andy can <u>smell</u> your coiffure.  And guess what else?
when was the last time you washed your hair?	Monsieur Andy, disapproves of my coiffure?
oh god.  i'm really crazy.	When was the last time you washed your hair?
andy?  when a three-year-old says there's a monster under the bed, you don't say 'forget it'.  you look under the bad.  i'm three years old.  call the prison.	Oh God.  I'm really crazy.
he can't phone you unless the warden gets an okay from you.  did you give him an approval?	Andy?  When a three-year-old says there's a monster under the bed, you don't say 'forget it'.  You look under the bad.  I'm three years old.  Call the prison.
he whispered, but it was <u>him</u>!  i know it was him!	He can't phone you unless the warden gets an okay from you.  Did you give him an approval?
a little heavy breathing is what most of us yearn for.  <u>forget</u> it.	He whispered, but it was <u>him</u>!  I know it was him!
i had the dream again.  and i got another call.  this time he spoke.  he said "you and me, you and me."	A little heavy breathing is what most of us yearn for.  <u>Forget</u> it.
are you kidding?  you buy enough gourmet junk every week... most of which <u>rots</u>... to garage a fleet of stretch limos.	I had the dream again.  And I got another call.  This time he spoke.  He said "You and me, you and me."
i've told you:  i can't afford to garage it.	Are you kidding?  You buy enough gourmet junk every week... most of which <u>rots</u>... to garage a fleet of stretch limos.
well!  aren't we the daring one? what's morbid and ghastly enough in the news to make doctor helen set foot outside her door?  the antenna is gone off her car again.  i had no music, all the way to the market.  let me find a garage for it?	I've told you:  I can't afford to garage it.
i got it myself... i couldn't wait.	Well!  Aren't we the daring one? What's morbid and ghastly enough in the news to make Doctor Helen set foot outside her door?  The antenna is gone off her car again.  I had no music, all the way to the market.  Let me find a garage for it?
would you please get your hands off my face, tallulah?  what happened to the newspaper?	I got it myself... I couldn't wait.
where were you?  don't tell me. it's just under seventy, right?  the sun is strong but the air is dry and fresh...	Would you please get your hands off my face, Tallulah?  What happened to the newspaper?
tell her about <u>what</u>?	Gaahhd!  What a <u>cop</u>!  You busted me!  The new one, in the Marina.  She has a police radio scanner. It's always on.  She turns it off, and then she has to turn it on again.  She's obsessed.  She can't not listen to it, but she can't listen to it, so she makes me listen to it.
she just got to sleep.  do you have to tell her about it now?	Tell her about <u>what</u>?
tell her we're sorry we bothered her.	Hey, no.  Leave those here.  If you really want her help.  I mean if you really do, leave them.  Let her see them.  I'll see they're safe...
oh, god, uniforms, more stress. let her sleep.  it's a self-limiting: she hyperventilates till she passes out, then her breathing goes back to normal, and she wakes up singing like a lark.  we know, don't we, princess?  give her a couple of hours.  i know about this.	Tell her we're sorry we bothered her.
we'll get the paramedics...	Oh, God, uniforms, more stress. Let her sleep.  It's a self-limiting: she hyperventilates till she passes out, then her breathing goes back to normal, and she wakes up singing like a lark.  We know, don't we, Princess?  Give her a couple of hours.  I know about this.
are you staying long?  shall i shut the door?  make your coffee?  make the beds?	You talked to me.  Do you remember?
investigators halloran and goetz.  i apologize for goetz, he's a firehouse dog.	I'm okay.  I really kind of enjoyed it.
and you believed him when he told you he had done that.	Yes.  I believed him.
when he was seventeen.	And you believed him when he told you he had done that.
when was that?	When he was seventeen.
he told me he had done two others just like it.	When was that?
what first two murders.  we don't know about them here, do we?	He told me he had done two others just like it.
the first two murders.	What first two murders.  We don't know about them here, do we?
what pattern was that?	The same as the first time...
he took pains to hide his actions because he knew they were morally wrong.  he was not acting on mad impulse.  he was sane and acting out a pattern he carefully followed every time.	What pattern was that?
because people who are suffering from aural hallucinations hear voices in both ears.  daryll lee told me that joan of arc always appeared beside him on his left side and spoke softly in his left ear.	He took pains to hide his actions because he knew they were morally wrong.  He was not acting on mad impulse.  He was sane and acting out a pattern he carefully followed every time.
you said, first, he was lying.  how do you know that, doctor?	Because people who are suffering from aural hallucinations hear voices in both ears.  Daryll Lee told me that Joan of Arc always appeared beside him on his left side and spoke softly in his left ear.
i thought he was lying.	You said, first, he was lying.  How do you know that, Doctor?
'lying.  he was lying.'  i asked you what you thought, not what he did.	I thought he was lying.
he was lying.	'Lying.  He was lying.'  I asked you what you thought, not what he did.
only part.  what else?  what did you think of his claim that he tied this girl to the tree and set fire to her because joan of arc told him to do it.	He was lying.
the test criteria are only part of what we look at in evaluating subjects.	Only part.  What else?  What did you think of his claim that he tied this girl to the tree and set fire to her because Joan of Arc told him to do it.
without question?  he only scored 40 percent, four out of ten criteria?  couldn't another expert say he <u>flunked</u> the sexual sadist test?  what curve are you marking on, doctor?	The test criteria are only part of what we look at in evaluating subjects.
yes.  without question.	Without question?  He only scored 40 percent, four out of ten criteria?  Couldn't another expert say he <u>flunked</u> the sexual sadist test?  What curve are you marking on, Doctor?
what friday?	What day is this?  In jail you lose track.  This week.  Friday.
no, that's still in my jacket i was wearing.  we were supposed to meet on the docks, that number 47 wharf, 10 o'clock friday.  he's gonna hand me 500 bucks.	What Friday?
you already made the delivery?	No, that's still in my jacket I was wearing.  We were supposed to meet on the docks, that number 47 wharf, 10 o'clock Friday.  He's gonna hand me 500 bucks.
wait... wait... i already called him, i threw it away.	You already made the delivery?
i don't have it...	Wait... wait... I already called him, I threw it away.
you were going to make a delivery to peter kurten for daryll lee cullum.  i want kurten's phone number.	I don't have it...
tell me what you want me to say. anything.	You were going to make a delivery to Peter Kurten for Daryll Lee Cullum.  I want Kurten's phone number.
doesn't work that way.  you had your chance, now fuck yourself...	Tell me what you want me to say. Anything.
you get me out first.	Doesn't work that way.  You had your chance, now fuck yourself...
you don't listen very good.  this break in -- i can call it a felony -- three strikes, and you got about sixteen strikes already, and you're in jail for the rest of your life, no parole.  or i could see it gets forgotten.	You get me out first.
i never carried a gun!	You don't listen very good.  This break in -- I can call it a felony -- three strikes, and you got about sixteen strikes already, and you're in jail for the rest of your life, no parole.  Or I could see it gets forgotten.
shut up -- i'm talking.  you got felony breaking and entering, burglary, felonious...	I never carried a gun!
i never hurt nobody...	Shut up -- I'm talking.  You got felony breaking and entering, burglary, felonious...
cut the crap.  you got a sheet the length of my arm...	I never hurt nobody...
i was?  how you spell that?	Cut the crap.  You got a sheet the length of my arm...
inspector halloran.  homicide. you were supposed to contact a peter kurten?	I was?  How you spell that?
who are you?	Inspector Halloran.  Homicide. You were supposed to contact a Peter Kurten?
she's supposed to have it.	She don't want it.
we know...  send the book to evidence...	She's supposed to have it.
the door was already open...	We know...  Send the book to evidence...
he told you she was loaded, any- thing you could steal you could keep, conrad?  you bought yourself a return ticket to quentin, breaking and entering.	The door was already open...
daryll lee cullum, he wrote that book, he wanted the lady to have it.  they won't let him send it to her, so i'm getting out, he asks me to deliver it in person, he says, put it on her pillow.  it has all about how he tried to kill her.	He told you she was loaded, any- thing you could steal you could keep, Conrad?  You bought yourself a return ticket to Quentin, breaking and entering.
i'm trying to tell you.  it's on the lady's pillow...	Daryll Lee Cullum, he wrote that book, he wanted the lady to have it.  They won't let him send it to her, so I'm getting out, he asks me to deliver it in person, he says, put it on her pillow.  It has all about how he tried to kill her.
where is it?	I'm trying to tell you.  It's on the lady's pillow...
the door was open, swear to god, i'm just looking for her when you come charging up the stairs...	Where is it?
you break into her apartment to deliver a gift?  where is it?	The door was open, swear to God, I'm just looking for her when you come charging up the stairs...
i brought a present for the lady, there.  i'm looking for her, to give her the present...	You break into her apartment to deliver a gift?  Where is it?
then you get your ass outta here, i don't wanta see you again...	I brought a present for the lady, there.  I'm looking for her, to give her the present...
in jail.	That Klutz.  They send him back here, I'll kick his ass good.
conrad has the phone number. conrad, where is he?	In jail.
how was conrad supposed to find kurten?	Conrad has the phone number. Conrad, where is he?
damn!  i gave that to conrad, too! that guy!  i told conrad deliver to kurten and keep the 500 bucks in return for getting my book to you.	How was Conrad supposed to find Kurten?
where did you send the message to peter kurten?	Damn!  I gave that to Conrad, too! That guy!  I told Conrad deliver to Kurten and keep the 500 bucks in return for getting my book to you.
you come and visit.	Where did you send the message to Peter Kurten?
i think whatever is best for you, daryll.  and maybe you're right, that's the place.	You come and visit.
listen, you want my advice?  steer clear.  he's writing me he's gonna finish 'my unfinished symphony.' he's gonna give me $550 for some of my cum, he says he's in a position to see that i will be immortal if he has some of my spunk.  i'm offended.  right away i smell <u>freak</u>.  writin' about him and me and <u>you</u> bein' joined and he's gonna finish my <u>symphony</u>?  i didn't care for his drift.  i sent some liquid soap in a sandwich baggie with a message from jesus to mend his ways.  you hear i found jesus?  and what's funny is, now i don't mind bein' inside.  if i was out, even born again, i'd probably get restless again.  it's maybe better i stay here, what do you think?	I think whatever is best for you, Daryll.  And maybe you're right, that's the place.
i don't know.  i'd like to know where he is.	Listen, you want my advice?  Steer clear.  He's writing me he's gonna finish 'my unfinished symphony.' He's gonna give me $550 for some of my cum, he says he's in a position to see that I will be immortal if he has some of my spunk.  I'm offended.  Right away I smell <u>freak</u>.  Writin' about him and me and <u>you</u> bein' joined and he's gonna finish my <u>symphony</u>?  I didn't care for his drift.  I sent some liquid soap in a sandwich baggie with a message from Jesus to mend his ways.  You hear I found Jesus?  And what's funny is, now I don't mind bein' inside.  If I was out, even Born Again, I'd probably get restless again.  It's maybe better I stay here, what do you think?
something personal.  is he bothering you?	I don't know.  I'd like to know where he is.
ah ha.  what did he want?	Something personal.  Is he bothering you?
kurten!  is he bothering you?  i told that son i'd send him what he wanted if he leave you alone.	Ah ha.  What did he want?
i will.  i'll call you, daryll, and talk to you about it after i've read it.  right now i have a question... peter kurten.	Kurten!  Is he bothering you?  I told that son I'd send him what he wanted if he leave you alone.
bet you never figured i'd follow in your footsteps.  it's real well- written.  you should read it -- you're in it.	I will.  I'll call you, Daryll, and talk to you about it after I've read it.  Right now I have a question... Peter Kurten.
i'll look for it, daryll lee.	Bet you never figured I'd follow in your footsteps.  It's real well- written.  You should read it -- you're in it.
i sent it by private courier, he didn't give it to you?  that son of a gun...!	I'll look for it, Daryll Lee.
what book?	I sent it by private courier, he didn't give it to you?  That son of a gun...!
you read my book which as you know, hit the stands a couple of weeks ago.  you read it yet.	What book?
hello, daryll lee.	You read my book which as you know, hit the stands a couple of weeks ago.  You read it yet.
do anything you want to me.  i give myself to you.  only put the knife down.  isn't this what you always wanted?  i know it's what we all want, to love and to loved.  i could love you.  you could work together in some safe place, learn to really understand you, help you, give you some peace of mind, some happiness...	Back in the driver's seat again, Doctor?  That old dream -- study us to see what makes us sick.  So you can find a cure -- they'd name it after you?  Death is the only cure for people like me.
oh, please.  i know what's coming, now.  "let me help you..."	Do anything you want to me.  I give myself to you.  Only put the knife down.  Isn't this what you always wanted?  I know it's what we all want, to love and to loved.  I could love you.  You could work together in some safe place, learn to really understand you, help you, give you some peace of mind, some happiness...
that's not who i admire -- i admire people who are good at what they do, great artists, writers, thinkers...	I don't have the talent for any of those things.  All I have a talent for is death.  And I am one of a kind.  What do you think of your student now?  I have made you famous, I am your creation and your monument.
why did you do that?  didn't you have any idea how hard it was for me, to get that far?  i worshipped you.  you inspired me.  i thought you could understand me the way you understood the others.  i knew that about you -- the ones you admired were the great murderers; they fascinated you.	That's not who I admire -- I admire people who are good at what they do, great artists, writers, thinkers...
i have no life anymore.  i ruined your life, make me pay for it.	Why did you do that?  Didn't you have any idea how hard it was for me, to get that far?  I worshipped you.  You inspired me.  I thought you could understand me the way you understood the others.  I knew that about you -- the ones you admired were the great murderers; they fascinated you.
we'll keep talking.  until they get here.  then...	I have no life anymore.  I ruined your life, make me pay for it.
do it.  if that's what all this carnage is about, then do it.  have enough guts to do it.	Don't talk to me about courage.  I know death, what it's like to kill. You're not a killer -- you watched Daryll Lee kill that cop and you didn't make a peep, because you were paralyzed with fear.  You chocked.  I know something <u>else</u> about you.
no.  not yet.	Do it.  If that's what all this carnage is about, then do it.  Have enough guts to do it.
kill me, peter, do it, now.	No.  Not yet.
you know where.	Where it began -- McCluskey Auditorium.
yes.  i do.  i want it to end now. let her go.  i'll come -- just let her go.  she's not important.	You know where.
you've been perfect.  don't spoil the symmetry -- you have to have a male cop.	I don't care -- she's a cop.  That's the important thing.  Cop-ness, not sex-ness.  It won't be perfect, but it'll be good.
i need her; she's a cop.  i have to kill a cop, and then...	You've been perfect.  Don't spoil the symmetry -- you have to have a male cop.
for god's sake peter, leave her out of it.  you don't want her, you want me.	I need her; she's a cop.  I have to kill a cop, and then...
you know i can't do that.	Oh, I think you will.
mm-hmm.  i can't get to you.  you have to come to me.	You know I can't do that.
it's daryll lee cullum, isn't it?	Mm-hmm.  I can't get to you.  You have to come to me.
what was that?  what am i hearing? the sound of an epiphany, a sudden blinding insight?	It's Daryll Lee Cullum, isn't it?
<u>you</u> thought i was going to do ted bundy next, so you sent your partner...	What was that?  What am I hearing? The sound of an epiphany, a sudden blinding insight?
where are you, peter?	<u>You</u> thought I was going to do Ted Bundy next, so you sent your partner...
you like that action?  didn't that cop on tv look <u>solemn</u>?  the guy in the basement doesn't matter, anyway, just another lonely heart.	Where are you, Peter?
who was the man in the basement?	You like that action?  Didn't that cop on TV look <u>solemn</u>?  The guy in the basement doesn't matter, anyway, just another lonely heart.
hi.  it's your worst student, peter foley -- how do you grade me now, doctor?	Who was the man in the basement?
why can't i drive home?  i will. you.  look at you.  <u>you</u> need a ride home.  and you don't even know it.	Well, thanks.
if there's a one percent possibil- ity, can you live with yourself when he kills again?	Oh, shut up, and don't be so damn self righteous.
this has been the worst 48 hours of my life.  i'm going home.  i'm going to try to get drunk.	If there's a one percent possibil- ity, can you live with yourself when he kills again?
he hasn't done bundy.  he's done every one of the others, hasn't he? if there are three dead chi omega college girls tomorrow, how will you feel?  go there.  see if there could be any way for him to escape.	This has been the worst 48 hours of my life.  I'm going home.  I'm going to try to get drunk.
helen -- let go.  you've got to let go.	He hasn't done Bundy.  He's done every one of the others, hasn't he? If there are three dead Chi Omega college girls tomorrow, how will you feel?  Go there.  See if there could be any way for him to escape.
they never kill themselves.  how do you know it was him.  you never met him.  you never even saw a photograph...	Helen -- let go.  You've got to let go.
helen.  i saw him die.  i saw him burning on the basement stairs, he never reached the top.	They never kill themselves.  How do you know it was him.  You never met him.  You never even saw a photograph...
w-we had a fight.  i called him... called him a name...	Christ, Helen.  The first time, we're ahead of the son of a bitch! I can't leave you like this -- and there's no time.  Knock yourself out.
how many do you need to sleep. really sheep?	W-We had a fight.  I called him... called him a name...
i've got to go.  i've <u>got</u> to go.	How many do you need to sleep. Really sheep?
i am not going to talk about it. how do you <u>know</u> it was andy if the head was gone?  where is the head? are you looking for it?  oh, god, why him?  because of me.  i can't talk about it.  i write about things like this, stuff it all in books and bury it in libraries. this is the first person close to me who's ever died.  and it's because of me.  this monster killed him because i loved him.	I've got to go.  I've <u>got</u> to go.
i'm working on it!  it's what i do.  quinn...halloran.  i'll wait.  where's andy, can we get some coffee in here?	Out.  Where does he go?  Nowhere. What does he do?  Nothing.
maybe you should...	I'm working on it!  It's what I do.  Quinn...Halloran.  I'll wait.  Where's Andy, can we get some coffee in here?
bundy.  that's the last one in your speech...	Maybe you should...
yes.  dahmer!  and after that...	Bundy.  That's the last one in your speech...
look.  there's the order:  you wrote it:  desalvo, bianchi & buono, berkowitz and dahmer.  it's going to be dahmer next.  which means he'll kill a man.	Yes.  Dahmer!  And after that...
the university computer is down for maintenance, but i've been going through my own notes...	Look.  There's the order:  you wrote it:  DeSalvo, Bianchi & Buono, Berkowitz and Dahmer.  It's going to be Dahmer next.  Which means he'll kill a man.
what does it matter?  this guy, you checked your course records, who signed up?	The University computer is down for maintenance, but I've been going through my own notes...
who's the married man?	What does it matter?  This guy, you checked your course records, who signed up?
where's the john?  let me clean up this mess, and get back to work.	Who's the married man?
you're exhausted.  let me get you a brandy.	Where's the john?  Let me clean up this mess, and get back to work.
a man?  i thought he was a boy.  this last christmas was the happiest christmas i had in the last ten years... you know why?  it was the first christmas in six years i was not in love.  son of a bitch <u>married men</u>!  who cares about marriage, the bed just gets crowded and noisy?!	You're exhausted.  Let me get you a brandy.
he felt sorry for me.  it was so nice to flirt.  he was a darling man.	A man?  I thought he was a boy.  This last Christmas was the happiest Christmas I had in the last ten years... you know why?  It was the first Christmas in six years I was not in love.  Son of a bitch <u>married men</u>!  Who cares about marriage, the bed just gets crowded and noisy?!
i just thought it was so -- unprofessional.  of you both!	He felt sorry for me.  It was so nice to flirt.  He was a darling man.
ruben's dead.   so stupid, a cop thing, a crazy kid and a buncha dumb mistakes... i'm sorry... because you and he...	I just thought it was so -- unprofessional.  Of you both!
what happened to you?!	Ruben's dead.   So stupid, a cop thing, a crazy kid and a buncha dumb mistakes... I'm sorry... because you and he...
they're not talking to me.  saks looks right through me.  i ask him for some bodies, for the phones -- he's so encouraging: "you make that <u>your</u> little job."  condescending bastard.  helen, on your lists to call is san quentin.  daryll lee cullum?	You do that one, I don't want it...
let's speed up the game plan... call all the living serials to ask if they've had contact with a peter kurten.  we could use some help on the phones...	They're not talking to me.  Saks looks right through me.  I ask him for some bodies, for the phones -- he's so encouraging: "you make that <u>your</u> little job."  Condescending bastard.  Helen, on your lists to call is San Quentin.  Daryll Lee Cullum?
'...great dark hall of fame... all our greatest killers...'  his greatest <u>heroes</u>?  he wants to be famous.  when they're caught and people like me write about them, we give them a kind of immortality. they get thousands of letters. ramirez kills eight women and gets a hundred marriage proposals a month.  they're like film stars.	They get fan letters...
it's also the major piece of evidence, and it makes you a key part of his plan.  you can't run away from it anymore.  look at the order he's doing them... he did three as the boston strangler just to tell us a copycat serial killer was at work.  then he did one like the hillside strang- ler.  and then one as son of sam. to lead us on -- to where and what end?  and he's doing more than that -- he's imitating each killer's method as closely as he can -- in details.  injecting windex.  using .44.  playing abba.	It's not chronological: Son of Sam was before Hillside.
they weren't going to show it to me?!  the arrogance!  it's my <u>life</u>!	It's also the major piece of evidence, and it makes you a key part of his plan.  You can't run away from it anymore.  Look at the order he's doing them... He did three as the Boston Strangler just to tell us a copycat serial killer was at work.  Then he did one like the Hillside Strang- ler.  And then one as Son of Sam. To lead us on -- to where and what end?  And he's doing more than that -- he's imitating each killer's method as closely as he can -- in details.  Injecting Windex.  Using .44.  Playing Abba.
i put my ass on the line, giving you that.	They weren't going to show it to me?!  The arrogance!  It's my <u>life</u>!
what i can't believe is that in an earlier life i slept with him! christ!  any god that loved his people would give women a rewind on their life and an erase button.  just give me a minute here.  the letter is addressed to me...  you don't feel fear, do you? you're young.  you feel like you'll live forever.  how wonderful.	I put my ass on the line, giving you that.
he said to send you his regards and to tell you that the bureau holds you in the highest esteem.	What I can't believe is that in an earlier life I slept with him! Christ!  Any God that loved his people would give women a rewind on their life and an erase button.  Just give me a minute here.  The letter is addressed to me...  You don't feel fear, do you? You're young.  You feel like you'll live forever.  How wonderful.
they put  merry <u>saks</u> on it?!	He said to send you his regards and to tell you that the Bureau holds you in the highest esteem.
ruben's gone to look... it's banged up but it looks like a .44.  it's son of sam.  is it son of sam?	Look in the crowd.  He liked to hang around and watch the cops at work...
one of those goddamned car alarms. what's going...	Ruben's gone to look... It's banged up but it looks like a .44.  It's Son of Sam.  Is it Son of Sam?
what's that siren?	One of those goddamned car alarms. What's going...
helen, hang up, let ruben get on with his work...	What's that music.  It's Abba.  I can hear it.  It's Abba.
why should i trust you?	Because I'm all you've got.
i did not; the mouth -- that's what we call susan schiffer -- got it on her own.	Why should I trust you?
you betrayed me!  now every psychopath in the city knows i'm back in business... you lied to me!	I did not; the Mouth -- that's what we call Susan Schiffer -- got it on her own.
halloran.	You betrayed me!  Now every psychopath in the city knows I'm back in business... You lied to me!
this one, yes.  i was always curious about these twisted little souls, but this is the first one i've felt personally terrified of. he's something new and unheard of. i don't know what he wants.	I'm giving you Clint outside.
you're afraid of him.	This one, yes.  I was always curious about these twisted little souls, but this is the first one I've felt personally terrified of. He's something new and unheard of. I don't know what he wants.
who's going to catch him?  you?  and if you do, there'll be another one.  and one after that.	You're afraid of him.
he'll get caught.  if he has a plan that'll be what trips him up...	Who's going to catch him?  You?  And if you do, there'll be another one.  And one after that.
ah, if you knew that, you'd be half way to nailing him.  serial killing is irrational and rigid and compulsive.  this guy has a plan all thought out, flexible and complex.  he's playing a game with us.  who will he imitate next? maybe he's doing all the serial killers in history, the great innovators, the murderers' hall of fame.  just to prove he's better than all of them.  they got caught; he didn't.	He'll get caught.  If he has a plan that'll be what trips him up...
injected windex!  why would he switch to a new m.o.?	Ah, if you knew that, you'd be half way to nailing him.  Serial killing is irrational and rigid and compulsive.  This guy has a plan all thought out, flexible and complex.  He's playing a game with us.  Who will he imitate next? Maybe he's doing all the serial killers in history, the great innovators, the murderers' hall of fame.  Just to prove he's better than all of them.  They got caught; he didn't.
it's what bianchi and buono injected into one of their victims.	Injected Windex!  Why would he switch to a new m.o.?
i know windex, for god's sake, i clean my own windows...	It's what Bianchi and Buono injected into one of their victims.
consistency is the hobgoblin of <u>little</u> minds.  tell them to test for the chemicals found in windex. that's a product for cleaning with...	I know Windex, for God's sake, I clean my own windows...
that's not consistent... you said they never changed their style, they're robots...	Consistency is the hobgoblin of <u>little</u> minds.  Tell them to test for the chemicals found in Windex. That's a product for cleaning with...
is that it?	That's exactly... I could have taken that same picture, this morning.
so far nothing they test for comes up positive.	Is that it?
there were needle marks.  but no drugs in her blood.	So far nothing they test for comes up positive.
hello, ruben...  so that's that...	Please thank Inspector Goetz for taking care of me last night.
ruben.	Hello, Ruben...  So that's that...
that little winona ryder manner... you're more convincing as clint eastwood.	Clint is putting a guard on you. But if you swear to leave the computer on, Winona will assign him to the hall outside.
helen -- the killer directly contacted you.  his interest in you is <u>intense</u>.  i'm worried about you. i don't want to lose you.  i know this stirs up every monster under the bed, but this is the only direct contact we have with him. the only chance we have to trap him.  so, you can turn internet back on, or i do, and we put somebody here on a 24 hour shift and you can kick, scream and hyperventilate.	That little Winona Ryder manner... you're more convincing as Clint Eastwood.
have you got a warrant?  get the hell out o here!  this is the <u>only space i have left in the</u> <u>world</u>!  why can't you leave me out of it?	Helen -- the killer directly contacted you.  His interest in you is <u>intense</u>.  I'm worried about you. I don't want to lose you.  I know this stirs up every monster under the bed, but this is the only direct contact we have with him. The only chance we have to trap him.  So, you can turn Internet back on, or I do, and we put somebody here on a 24 hour shift and you can kick, scream and hyperventilate.
he comes in the window, we maybe grab him.  where's the on-switch?	Have you got a warrant?  Get the hell out o here!  This is the <u>only space I have left in the</u> <u>world</u>!  Why can't you leave me out of it?
i turned it off.  it's like an open window he can climb right in...	He comes in the window, we maybe grab him.  Where's the on-switch?
who turned off the internet computer...	I turned it off.  It's like an open window he can climb right in...
you're saying it's the same man, but he's changed his style?  that doesn't happen.  these men are robotic; the murder is like a ritual.  the method itself is part of the pleasure...	Who turned off the Internet computer...
she was killed somewhere else and dumped outdoors in an empty lot. where it says "no dumping."  her legs pulled apart in a kind of sexual pose.   it's all different but it seems so -- the same. artificial and <u>posed</u>... something's wrong with it.	You're saying it's the same man, but he's changed his style?  That doesn't happen.  These men are robotic; the murder is like a ritual.  The method itself is part of the pleasure...
then what do you need me for?	She was killed somewhere else and dumped outdoors in an empty lot. Where it says "no dumping."  Her legs pulled apart in a kind of sexual pose.   It's all different but it seems so -- the same. Artificial and <u>posed</u>... Something's wrong with it.
but it's a different m.o.	Then what do you need me for?
that's no surprise.	But it's a different m.o.
we've got another one.	That's no surprise.
he's going home.  he slept over because i was a little anxious...	I want a guard on you.  I'm worried about leaving you alone.
that's amazing.  a whole new book, thought up in a minute.  very good.  all i know how t do is get up, take a shower, and go to work. hope, if he does another i'll nail the son of bitch, and they'll spell my name right in the newspaper. where is andy going?	He's going home.  He slept over because I was a little anxious...
nobody knows you have anything to do with this case; nothing has been on tv or the news... why would he want to get in <u>your</u> computer?	Because I'm his damned pin-up girl! His, all of them!  They know me. They're in prisons with libraries, they collect clippings, I'm their worthy opponent.  You keep my name out of this.
it's <u>anybody</u> connected to author- ity.  they write, they even knock on your door.  they're <u>fans</u>.  it thrills them to flirt with getting caught.	Nobody knows you have anything to do with this case; nothing has been on TV or the news... Why would he want to get in <u>your</u> computer?
look at the sign.  'hell'?  in the festival of love?  you make any sense in that?	It's <u>anybody</u> connected to author- ity.  They write, they even knock on your door.  They're <u>fans</u>.  It thrills them to flirt with getting caught.
she probably let him in the door without a thought.  where are their mothers?!  where are the mothers that are supposed to teach them to be wary and to tough and not afraid to fight?	Look at the sign.  'Hell'?  In the Festival of Love?  You make any sense in that?
i just came from her... here's what you haven't seen.	She probably let him in the door without a thought.  Where are their mothers?!  Where are the mothers that are supposed to teach them to be wary and to tough and not afraid to fight?
maybe that's why you can't catch him.  i <u>know</u> what she looks like -- the red-headed woman in my computer.	I just came from her... here's what you haven't seen.
i don't look at pictures.  i look at the <u>real thing</u>.  i don't feel infected.	Maybe that's why you can't catch him.  I <u>know</u> what she looks like -- the red-headed woman in my computer.
i am not going to look at any more pictures.  they're like a disease. they get into my head.  i can't get them out.	I don't look at pictures.  I look at the <u>real thing</u>.  I don't feel infected.
we'll show that to...	Show what?  It's gone.  He wrote a self destruct virus into the code, so it would only play until we try to copy it.  Then it erased itself. Gone...  Do you remember what you saw?
one officer already got killed trying to protect me.  please, just take it all away.  leave me alone.	<u>He</u> won't.
i'm going to put a guard on your door.	One officer already got killed trying to protect me.  Please, just take it all away.  Leave me alone.
can you make a copy we can show on our computers?	It's too big a file to copy to a disk.
how do you know that?	Look at the bottom of the screen. You see the icon with the arrow pointing left?  Click on that... twice.
if you knew why, you might know where to look for him. i don't envy you this; he's not done -- he's going to do them faster and faster to keep the adrenaline rush.  now, i've done what you asked me.	Work with me.
why imitate a dead serial killer?	If you knew why, you might know where to look for him. I don't envy you this; he's not done -- he's going to do them faster and faster to keep the adrenaline rush.  Now, I've done what you asked me.
how did you know they were stockings?	I sent Andy out on murder missions. For God's sake -- it's the Boston Strangler, Alber deSalvo.  He used their own stockings to strangle them.  Tied in a bow-knot.
where are the stockings he strangled them with?	How did you know they were stockings?
nothing.	Where are the stockings he strangled them with?
the bodies have been carefully arranged... different positions, but somehow the same.  the positions are brutal... yet quite... artful.  it's like... a signature.  he's proud of his accomplishments.  there are early picassos and late picassos, but you always recognize the hand.  he wants us to recognize <u>his</u> hand. i've seen this hand before... what are you hiding?	Nothing.
he felt remorse.  he covered her.	The bodies have been carefully arranged... different positions, but somehow the same.  The positions are brutal... yet quite... artful.  It's like... a signature.  He's proud of his accomplishments.  There are early Picassos and late Picassos, but you always recognize the hand.  He wants us to recognize <u>his</u> hand. I've seen this hand before... what are you hiding?
how do you know that?	He felt remorse.  He covered her.
it was a lover or a husband. someone close.  somebody who knew her and cared about her.	How do you know that?
for months... last october.	It was a lover or a husband. Someone close.  Somebody who knew her and cared about her.
is it an ongoing case?	For months... last October.
will you go.  andy, make them go.	You can't go out lecturing?  Tough shit.  Women are dying.  Where can I lay this stuff out?
well, it's a hell of an apartment you got here.  i'm living one step away from the projects, myself, but i get to go to work every day, wading in blood and guts.  i guess the books you wrote about these sons of bitches paid off pretty good.	Will you go.  Andy, make them go.
inspector halloran, that is so much bullshit, you don't like or admire me, but the beautiful part is i don't give a fuck.  that's the upside of having a breakdown.	Well, it's a hell of an apartment you got here.  I'm living one step away from the projects, myself, but I get to go to work every day, wading in blood and guts.  I guess the books you wrote about these sons of bitches paid off pretty good.
i think you are.  i really admire everything you've done; it would be an honor to work with you, and we need all the help we can get, especially yours.	Inspector Halloran, that is so much bullshit, you don't like or admire me, but the beautiful part is I don't give a fuck.  That's the upside of having a breakdown.
oh, my god, no!  i'm a clinical hysteric, with panic syndrome, and anxiety neurosis, agoraphobic, i'm afraid of everything, real and imaginary.  i never leave this apartment now.  nobody ever comes here.  i just wanted to get your attention.  i write and i used to lecture on these crimes, but... i'm not competent.	I think you are.  I really admire everything you've done; it would be an honor to work with you, and we need all the help we can get, especially yours.
would you want to work with us on this?	Oh, my God, no!  I'm a clinical hysteric, with panic syndrome, and anxiety neurosis, agoraphobic, I'm afraid of everything, real and imaginary.  I never leave this apartment now.  Nobody ever comes here.  I just wanted to get your attention.  I write and I used to lecture on these crimes, but... I'm not competent.
well, let's thank god you and inspector goetz are on the case, then.	Would you want to work with us on this?
sugar and cream for goetz; i take mine black.  you're absolutely correct.  the politicians don't want panic headlines spoiling the festival of love.	Well, let's thank God you and Inspector Goetz are on the case, then.
yes, i did.  poor impulse control. the accounts of the firs two murders made it so clear they were the work of the same man, but you kept announcing they were unrelated.  you'll never catch him that way.	Sugar and cream for Goetz; I take mine black.  You're absolutely correct.  The politicians don't want panic headlines spoiling the Festival of Love.
<u>you</u> called <u>us</u>, doctor hudson.	Yes, I did.  Poor impulse control. The accounts of the firs two murders made it so clear they were the work of the same man, but you kept announcing they were unrelated.  You'll never catch him that way.
you don't admire me.  no police admire me.  i got one of you killed.  why don't you say right out what you're here for?	<u>You</u> called <u>us</u>, Doctor Hudson.
i want to tell you it's a great honor to meet you and talk to you.	You don't admire me.  No police admire me.  I got one of you killed.  Why don't you say right out what you're here for?
because of your phone calls.	What calls?  I haven't made any calls.
if he's not out, why are they here?	Because of your phone calls.
who?	If he's not out, why are they here?
is he out?	Who?
ring the gong, he goes.  poor impulse control.	Is he out?
i think this is number three...	That's an opinion, not evidence...
do you have any evidence to report, ma'am?  do you know any of the victims...	I think this is number three...
you're calling me a crank?	Do you have any evidence to report, ma'am?  Do you know any of the victims...
no, ma'am.  this is no joke.  and neither is tying up telephone lines to police with crank calls while people in trouble are trying to get through for help.	You're calling me a crank?
who is this?	Inspector Halloran, Homicide.  I'm in charge here.
you take it, hang on to it, it'll make you feel safer.  stay put.	What else?
they taught me at the fbi.  i was very good at it.  it scared me... i liked it.	You take it, hang on to it, it'll make you feel safer.  Stay put.
you know how to use this?	They taught me at the FBI.  I was very good at it.  It scared me... I liked it.
he was in my apartment!	I know, baby.  I know.
why don't you shoot off the lock?	He was in my apartment!
open the door.  please.	Why don't you shoot off the lock?
they all have one...	Go and look for a note.
is there a phone booth there?	They all have one...
yes.	Is there a phone booth there?
listen to me.  is there a gas station nearby?	Yes.
<u>what</u>?...	Listen to me.  Is there a gas station nearby?
don't hang up!	<u>What</u>?...
yes.  i have to go...	She on the passenger side?
it's a woman shot in a car?	Yes.  I have to go...
i'll get a locksmith.	Will you stay?  Please?  I'm afraid to sleep... I don't want...<u>him</u>...in my head...
the lock...	I'll get a locksmith.
don't let go... i can't breathe... i'll die!	Shhh.  It's okay.  Just breathe. I'll fix it...
tell me what to do!	I'm falling!  I'm going to fall!
the problem for me is... you're in the witness category.  know what i mean?	Well.  Another time, then.  I'll be all right.  He's not going to attack me; what I' m rally afraid of is all in my own head, Ruben.
no.  i'm shy and i'm selective.	The problem for me is... you're in the witness category.  Know what I mean?
are you always so bold?	No.  I'm shy and I'm selective.
not yet.	Are you always so bold?
you and maryjane aren't lovers.	Not yet.
we're through for the night, aren't we?  you go on.  get some sleep. i'll stay until we can get a man out here and maybe catch a cab home.	That would be much appreciated. Thanks.
maryjane.  we call her m.j.	MaryJane.  You think that logic and police procedure, order and science and method will hold back the horrors of a world gone mad and the sickness of the night.  I did once. But you know how he'll get caught? He'll have an accident, or some cop will get lucky.  You can't catch him by being intelligent and working hard.  Or the worst:  there are dozens of women slaughtered in the most horrible way, month after month.  The news stories grow more grotesque and bizarre and in the city people lock their doors and windows, and hurry home before dark.  And then, one day, there are no more.  What happened?  Did he just stop?  Get tired and disgusted and decide not to kill any more? Did he kill himself?  Did he die in an auto accident?  Or a fight.  Or get sick and die?  It's like the murderer walked off the edge of the earth.  And you never know.  But you keep asking yourself -- when you read about a new murder -- is he back?
i know 'halloran.'  what's the rest of it?	MaryJane.  We call her M.J.
i just started it copying to tape, but the tape never ran.  it just did that...	He's brilliant.  This one is brilliant.
it's gone.  the file's not here.  what did you do?	I just started it copying to tape, but the tape never ran.  It just did that...
it's a game they like to play. berkowitz -- "son of sam" -- hung around the crime scene, talking to the cops.  this one's probably watching <u>you</u>, laughing at you.	Let me get a little action started here.
he's hacked into her internet address.  he's a hacker.	He can get into my computer any time he likes!  This is exactly the kind of thing I didn't want to have happen.
that computer's wired into internet.	He's hacked into her Internet address.  He's a hacker.
the boston strangler, when was that...?	In the sixties.  He's dead -- stabbed to death in prison.
somebody is imitating his m.o. look for a plumber or carpenter or handyman; that's how desalvo got in the door and caught them off guard.	The Boston Strangler, when was that...?
i don't want this.  what are they?	You called us, Doctor, if you don't want to look at them here, how about downtown.  I'll drive you down...
you were the one that talked about moonbikes and called me a crank? oh god, i <u>am</u>!  make them some coffee.  halloran, is it?  investigator goetz?  i had a crank call myself-- he said...  i thought it might be daryll lee cullum.  i thought he might be out of prison.	Daryll Lee Cullum?  I don't think so.  If he's escaped we'd have the National Guard, cops'd be crawling through sewers.  You'd have a guard on your front door.
you've been very useful, doctor, we appreciate all you've done, and now the professional will take over...	He wants me, he doesn't care about her.  Let me...
he's got sergeant halloran in there.  he'll kill her the minute he sees or hears your people...	You've been very useful, Doctor, we appreciate all you've done, and now the professional will take over...
just get out of your vehicle...	He's got Sergeant Halloran in there.  He'll kill her the minute he sees or hears your people...
merry, how... oh, christ, of course, you had my phone tapped.	Just get out of your vehicle...
ma'am, please get out of your vehicle...	Merry, how... oh, Christ, of course, you had my phone tapped.
okay.	We've put a tap on Dr. Hudson's phone.  I know you won't mention it.
she is a writer, writing best selling books about serial killing. giving lectures she's well-paid for.  her interests are not the interests of law enforcement.	Okay.
how come you're so up on dr. hudson?	She is a writer, writing best selling books about serial killing. Giving lectures she's well-paid for.  Her interests are not the interests of law enforcement.
who prescribes the brandy?	How come you're so up on Dr. Hudson?
she takes tranquilizers her doctor prescribes.	Who prescribes the brandy?
we know helen.  she's not exactly a credible collaborator.  especially late in the day...	She takes tranquilizers her doctor prescribes.
sir, doctor hudson and i see a pattern develop...	We know Helen.  She's not exactly a credible collaborator.  Especially late in the day...
i was just about to advise the inspector here not to show dr. hudson the note.	Sir, Doctor Hudson and I see a pattern develop...
someone broke into her place last night.  it wasn't connected to our case, but it shook her up pretty bad so i haven't...	I was just about to advise the Inspector here not to show Dr. Hudson the note.
we don't see too many lady homicide detectives.  you have <u>my</u> respect. have you discussed the note with dr. hudson?	Someone broke into her place last night.  It wasn't connected to our case, but it shook her up pretty bad so I haven't...
over here.	We don't see too many lady homicide detectives.  You have <u>my</u> respect. Have you discussed the note with Dr. Hudson?
hello.  i am  meryhew saks.  the song is called "murder by numbers."  the performers are a group called the police.  adam here... ... from behavioral science is working out exactly what this perpetrator is trying to telegraph in the note.  this is an extremely complex case, and we have a lot of fancy theories floating around. we're not ruling out the possib- ility of three copycat serial killers.  we have quantico working on graphology, the washington lap is cloning dna from the secretor. it's our feeling that the best lead we have is the two sperm samples in one of the victims.  we have a team sweeping sperm banks.  now i want to say a few word to you local people.  your commissioner asked for our assistance.  the bureau does not send us in on these cases to lord it over the local police. we couldn't catch up on what you people know if we had a year.  we have nation-wide resources and hard state of the art forensic science; you have the local savvy.  together we can be unbeatable.  which one is inspector halloran?	Over here.
who came in after you?	Lieutenant  Quinn.
well, there's something missing in there.  there was something around her neck when i came in there, but it's gone now.	Who came in after you?
whatever it is, i'm gonna find out and sooner is a hell of lot better than later.	Well, there's something missing in there.  There was something around her neck when I came in there, but it's gone now.
you touch anything, mike?  pick up anything?  use the doorknob?  i don't want to find your prints on anything later and you tell me you forgot to tell me.	No.  I didn't.
michael johnson.	You touch anything, Mike?  Pick up anything?  Use the doorknob?  I don't want to find your prints on anything later and you tell me you forgot to tell me.
i'm over here?  what's your name, officer?	Michael Johnson.
i was.	I'm over here?  What's your name, Officer?
just horseshit luck.	Don't ever forget how good you are.
i heard. good police work.	Just horseshit luck.
you're in terrible trouble, nikko.	Who gives a fuck?  In all the years I never seen you cry.  You loved him.
christ.  i didn't lock the fucking drawer!  you spend twenty years thinking some perp's gonna whack you... you'll crash your car... but what happens is, you fuck yourself...  you can't imagine how many times i saw you two... your head together, i wish him dead.  every time... want to hear something weird?  i feel like i'd give my life to bring him back.	You're in terrible trouble, Nikko.
quinn will be here any minute.  what are you going to say?	Christ.  I didn't lock the fucking drawer!  You spend twenty years thinking some perp's gonna whack you... you'll crash your car... but what happens is, you fuck yourself...  You can't imagine how many times I saw you two... your head together, I wish him dead.  Every time... Want to hear something weird?  I feel like I'd give my life to bring him back.
if this is just the dump site, where did he do the job?  where did he pick her up?	Doped up kids all over town.  Park was full of them last night.  Very easy pickin'.  Goetz's type.
yeah, you did that too.  you earned what you got; don't shit on it, that's all i'm saying.	God, you're cute when you're mad.
don't put yourself down like that. i <u>never</u> used you.  i worked my way up like a marine grunt!	Yeah, you did that too.  You earned what you got; don't shit on it, that's all I'm saying.
yeah.  and you used that. used <u>me</u>	Don't put yourself down like that. I <u>never</u> used you.  I worked my way up like a marine grunt!
well, you outranked <u>me</u>, nikko.	Yeah.  And you used that. Used <u>me</u>
you're shitting ion your career.  you outrank hi...	Well, you outranked <u>me</u>, Nikko.
you got that right, nikko, it's none of your business.	You're shitting ion your career.  You outrank hi...
it's none of my business anymore...	You got that right, Nikko, it's none of your business.
working late.  you're a damn fool.	Oh, I know.
not what i meant; why <u>me</u>?	Maybe it's something you did in this life, Nikko...
because it's your job, that's all.	Not what I meant; why <u>me</u>?
what am i wasting my time with this shit for?	Because it's your job, that's all.
i'll talk to conrad myself.  i'll be in the jail when you wind this up...	I gotta get something to eat, I haven't eaten all day.
don't try to lie, ruben.  you don't have the face for it.  i need you to help interrogate the burglar in hudson's place...	Talk to Nikko...!
the woman was in shock.  she was totally out on ranks.  i stayed because i didn't want her to wake up alone in a place where she'd just been under attack.  stop that, you son of a bitch!  the place wasn't secure.  i was doing my goddamn job!  and, for the <u>second time</u>, i slept in her living room.	Don't try to lie, Ruben.  You don't have the face for it.  I need you to help interrogate the burglar in Hudson's place...
she wants me to check the phone booth for a note.	Helen... excuse me, we...
what's abba?	Bunch of Swedish women.  You're too young.
it's against your rules that i try to help a witness who's scared shitless?  who's...	The woman's unstable.  You could wind up with a harassment charge. <u>Anything</u>.  You're like some horny little teenager.
you damn well better start working on that impulse control.  a woman who is implicated in this case? someone who's practically a piece of <u>evidence</u>?	It's against your rules that I try to help a witness who's scared shitless?  Who's...
excuse me?  <u>excuse me</u>?!  what do you...	You damn well better start working on that impulse control.  A woman who is implicated in this case? Someone who's practically a piece of <u>evidence</u>?
now listen up, ruben.  you never, never, never mess with somebody <u>inside</u> the case!	Excuse me?  <u>Excuse me</u>?!  What do you...
get the pictures, and casts of footprints.	Look at him, grandstanding...
yeah, everything's different.	Get the pictures, and casts of footprints.
you're right.  i can't stand that bastard.  sorry.  this is something new.  not the same guy, that's for sure.	Yeah, everything's different.
ruben, my god, i ought to put you on report.	You're right.  I can't stand that bastard.  Sorry.  This is something new.  Not the same guy, that's for sure.
look at her legs.	Spread out like she was sexually assaulted here.
she's blue as hell.  no marks on her neck.  asphyxiated?  not the same -- no ligature marks.  outdoors...	Look at her legs.
what about her arms?	Needle marks, fresh, here.  look at this...
she didn't fight back, no hair or skin under her fingernails.  i'm not seeing any bruises or contusions...	What about her arms?
is niccoletti <u>assigned</u> here?	Quinn decided we should form a task force -- they're all one case, now. He wants all the senior detectives on it...  She wasn't killed here.
absolutely.	My promise.
you got a tape backup, yeah, here lemme copy it on tape...	Why would he send this to Helen Hudson...
you said you don't give a fuck and that's the beauty of a breakdown? this doesn't look like not giving a fuck, you know that?	Let's get out of here...
i like women like that!	Tell it to your shrink.
honest to god, ruben!	I like women like that!
nada.  lemme make the call.	Honest to God, Ruben!
he's just mad he let me keep the espresso machine.  we heard from doctor hudson?	Nada.  Lemme make the call.
what's wrong with him?	He's just mad he let me keep the espresso machine.  We heard from Doctor Hudson?
you came in there with this attitude...	Order Chinese for us and meet me the library?  Anything but beef.
sure.  she likes <u>you</u>, rube.  she likes the way you move.  she sure as hell isn't in love with me.	You came in there with this attitude...
classy madonna.	Sure.  She likes <u>you</u>, Rube.  She likes the way you move.  She sure as hell isn't in love with me.
snotty neurotic bitch...	Classy madonna.
get mercer to run the medical, dental, legal bills, laundry and dry cleaning receipts, extermin- ators, mailmen, grocery and drugstore deliveries, handymen, plumbers...	It's mostly done, they got nobody in common, the three of them... No mutual friends -- the Landlady says nobody was ever there, she never saw her with anybody.
you're good enough you'll never have to kill anyone.  i joined the cops to save lives, not waste them.	You know, M.J., when I watch you shoot, I realize I've got a little problem with my stance... could you just move over here and critique my legs?
answer it.	I'm sure she thinks it is.  Aren't you at least interested in which one it is?
my third grade teacher at the convent shot better than that.	Yeah, but she had divine guidance.
she's in no shape to give her statement tonight...	No, she can come in tomorrow... gonna want to know a lot of things...
that was bundy.  he killed forty of them, identical, long hair, parted in the middle, alike as barbie dolls.  ...this is hopeless.  let's try to get time for a police spokesman to appear on college radio and tv hookups and broadcast a warning?	"Spokes<u>person</u>."
you want mine, too?  you take his, you take mine.  i'm the one fucked it up...	So I'm maybe gonna lose three good cops?  You fucked up on this occasion, but don't be so hard on yourself.  There's something I want you to think about.  The book says if you use your gun, use it to kill, that's what it's meant to do. You tried to pick this punk off with fancy shooting, to keep him alive.  To what end?  You're not willing to kill, you can't be a cop.  Go get drunk.  I am.
give me ruben back...	Nikko?
saks.  if he knew you did that! they're all asking me, 'what is she doing,' as it is.	Give me Ruben back...
or the f.b.i.?	Saks.  If he knew you did that! They're all asking me, 'what is she doing,' as it is.
you have no authority to make a deal like that.  that' s for the d.a...	Or the F.B.I.?
i'm gonna drop charges on the break-and-enter at hudson's...	You have no authority to make a deal like that.  That' s for the D.A...
how'd you get in on the deal?	I'm gonna drop charges on the break-and-enter at Hudson's...
you got a suspect...	How'd you get in on the deal?
the prowler in hudson's apartment turns out to have a meeting with a suspect...	You got a suspect...
i didn't want the illigals, i wanted just the bastards dumping them in the harbor.  what's keeping those bums at immigration?  nightmare in here...	I gotta have Ruben, and a...
just, i need results.  and -- i am short-handed.  who else am i gonna give him?	Give him <u>that</u>pompous son of a bitch.
if this is a first step in kicking me off the case, just tell me, to my face, sir, don't waste time being diplomatic.	Just, I need results.  And -- I am short-handed.  Who else am I gonna give him?
teach both of them a lesson in cooperation and self-discipline.	If this is a first step in kicking me off the case, just tell me, to my face, sir, don't waste time being diplomatic.
what does this mean?  now we got the fbi, my team is expendable? i'm working my ass off, is anybody listening?  why ruben, anyway?  he and nikko don't even get on together...	Teach both of them a lesson in cooperation and self-discipline.
m.j., i'm going to have to borrow ruben.  the alien-smuggling thing in chinatown is going down tomorrow night and jack's kid got hit by a car.  i gotta give ruben to nikko.	What does this mean?  Now we got the FBI, my team is expendable? I'm working my ass off, is anybody listening?  Why Ruben, anyway?  He and Nikko don't even get on together...
what the hell you need her for?	Because I think I'm wrong.
helen hudson...	What the hell you need her for?
where you going?	Helen Hudson...
i'm sorry it had to come to your attention.  i am dealing with it.	Where you going?
okay, now what about your sidekick punching my favorite detective? what the hell is going on?  you got no discipline in your operation.	I'm sorry it had to come to your attention.  I am dealing with it.
you're damn right i do.	Okay, now what about your sidekick punching my favorite detective? What the hell is going on?  You got no discipline in your operation.
christ.  how old are you?  you sure you want to be in this line of work?	You're damn right I do.
it's not the same guy.  it should be a self-solver.  no bow around the neck, left and body outdoors, completely different.  the others were housewives, secretaries, he talked his way inside, killed them in their own living room or bed- or bathroom.  this one didn't have a husband or a boyfriend, no family, temp waitress, 3 arrests for misdemeanor dope offenses, dui, asphyxiation probably from a plastic bag over her head.  sexually assaulted.  the others weren't molested that way.  we're waiting for the sperm tests...	Christ.  How old are you?  You sure you want to be in this line of work?
so what have we got?	It's not the same guy.  It should be a self-solver.  No bow around the neck, left and body outdoors, completely different.  The others were housewives, secretaries, he talked his way inside, killed them in their own living room or bed- or bathroom.  This one didn't have a husband or a boyfriend, no family, temp waitress, 3 arrests for misdemeanor dope offenses, DUI, asphyxiation probably from a plastic bag over her head.  Sexually assaulted.  The others weren't molested that way.  We're waiting for the sperm tests...
we could use a little help.	With the F.B.I. there's no such thing as a little help.  They bury you with help.  Explain to me about this virus, no don't tell me about the virus.  Thing is, you saw it, the pictures.
what?  i talk like a cop, this is the way i talk.  i can't believe this guy.  saks.  he's a deputy assistant director of the f.b.i. "let me help you!"	We could use a little help.
oh, maaaaan?!	What?  I talk like a cop, this is the way I talk.  I can't believe this guy.  Saks.  He's a Deputy Assistant Director of the F.B.I. "Let me help you!"
so.  do we tell the media and hope for somebody to come forward with information?	Or for some new nutcase to copycat the copycat.
i know.  get out here.	So.  Do we tell the media and hope for somebody to come forward with information?
i'm checking out anybody who lives like desalvo.  records of arrests for rape, especially by a man wearing green.  checking out psychiatric hospitals for his personality profile.  cross check- ing names from arrests for sexual offenses, public fondling.  if they've got a german wife.  we can keep cops working on this kind of junk for years, and this guy's going to hit again, soon.	I know.  Get out here.
who've i got to beat up except the messenger?  does this give us anything to go on?	I'm checking out anybody who lives like DeSalvo.  Records of arrests for rape, especially by a man wearing green.  Checking out psychiatric hospitals for his personality profile.  Cross check- ing names from arrests for sexual offenses, public fondling.  If they've got a German wife.  We can keep cops working on this kind of junk for years, and this guy's going to hit again, soon.
don't swear at me because we got problems.  i'm just giving you the news.  i went to a catholic school; i'll tell you what they teach.  on the knuckles they teach.	Who've I got to beat up except the messenger?  Does this give us anything to go on?
you ever reflect how this big explosion in dead women coincides with the flowering of women's lib?	Yessir.  I have reflected on that, sir.  Which explains my gushing deference to you, sir.
yessir.	You ever reflect how this big explosion in dead women coincides with the flowering of women's lib?
sergeant?	Yessir.
that's always your privilege, sir.	Sergeant?
how about i put nikko on it?	That's always your privilege, sir.
anybody in this department ever worked a serial killer case?  she's the expert.  i need help.	How about I put Nikko on it?
i'm <u>telling</u> you.  don't you <u>ever</u> address me publicly in that tone. you'll work what and <u>who</u> i tell you to work.	Anybody in this department ever worked a serial killer case?  She's the expert.  I need help.
would you step outside, sergeant?	I'm <U>telling</u> you.  Don't you <u>ever</u> address me publicly in that tone. You'll work what and <u>who</u> I tell you to work.
what clues?  i'm going to work helen hudson.	Would you step outside, Sergeant?
what are you looking at that for? helen hudson.  work the clues.	What clues?  I'm going to work Helen Hudson.
the same as the firs two. definitely a serial.	What are you looking at that for? Helen Hudson.  Work the clues.
there was no sperm.	The same as the firs two. Definitely a serial.
we're gonna have a bunch of clapped out old hippies blissing on the grateful dead!  sleeping in the park, smoking dope and sticking tulips up their ass.	Good.
right.	We're gonna have a bunch of clapped out old hippies blissing on the Grateful Dead!  Sleeping in the park, smoking dope and sticking tulips up their ass.
this is the anniversary of the summer of love and your city fathers have declared a festival of love.  the mayor and chamber of commerce don't want tv announcing killers on the loose.	Right.
right.	This is the anniversary of the summer of love and your city fathers have declared a Festival of Love.  The Mayor and Chamber of Commerce don't want TV announcing killers on the loose.
you didn't say serial killer and i didn't say serial killer.	Right.
am i in charge of this thing?  or not.	I said you were...
i tagged the goddamned stocking. it ain't lost.  we're sequestering that evidence.  that's the trap some son of a bitch is going to fall into...	Am I in charge of this thing?  Or not.
you messed with the scene.	Shut up.
inspector, will you confirm somebody is copying the boston strangler?  this is the fourth, is that correct?	We're going to review all the evidence carefully before making any statement...
detective niccoletti?	What's this about the Boston Strangler, M.J.?
... third bay area woman has been strangled, but the police continue to deny that this is the work of one killer.  lt. thomas quinn declares that the murders will be treated as unrelated crimes, unless new evidence...	You messed with the evidence.
...confirm this third murder adds up to a pattern?  do we have a serial killer on the loose in the city?	I just got here.  Talk to you later...
i just got here myself, susan.	...confirm this third murder adds up to a pattern?  Do we have a serial killer on the loose in the city?
i don't want the job.  don't do that to her.  she's worked too damned hard for it.	What's going down with the sting in Chinatown?  That gonna be off your plate in a week or what?
then you shoulda known she wasn't buying.  she was just long-term leasing' you.  ah, nickie.  except for that rare twenty-second twitch, there ain't nothin' about sex i don't hate. but of course, i'm irish.  plus i got <u>real</u> problems.  i'm worried i might have to put you in over m.j.  there's something going on here, the commissioner is targeting her now, i can't leave a woman in that position.  but the thing is, how can i move <u>you</u> in, if you go on acting like a teenage asshole?	I don't want the job.  Don't do that to her.  She's worked too damned hard for it.
she knows i'm catholic!  she never mentioned divorce!  not once!	Then you shoulda known she wasn't buying.  She was just long-term leasing' you.  Ah, Nickie.  Except for that rare twenty-second twitch, there ain't nothin' about sex I don't hate. But of course, I'm Irish.  Plus I got <u>real</u> problems.  I'm worried I might have to put you in over M.J.  There's something going on here, the Commissioner is targeting her now, I can't leave a woman in that position.  But the thing is, how can I move <u>you</u> in, if you go on acting like a teenage asshole?
don't give me six years!  you never divorced patty, did you?  so what'd you expect from m.j.?	She knows I'm Catholic!  She never mentioned divorce!  Not once!
we were together six years, sir!	Don't give me six years!  You never divorced Patty, did you?  So what'd you expect from M.J.?
she left you, nikko.  she's not your responsibility.  she takes very good care of herself.  if she wants to romance the kid, it ain't your business.  your business is to snap out of it.	We were together six years, sir!
he's not treating her right...	She left you, Nikko.  She's not your responsibility.  She takes very good care of herself.  If she wants to romance the kid, it ain't your business.  Your business is to snap out of it.
she lies all the time.  why would i say i fed her if i didn't?	That's what I don't know.  Why would you lie?  That's the problem... I can't understand why anyone would lie.
she doesn't lie!  you sure you fed her?	She lies all the time.  Why would I say I fed her if I didn't?
yes, i fed her.  if she says she's hungry, she's lying to you.  again.	She doesn't lie!  You sure you fed her?
see, now you've annoyed her.  you know she doesn't like you to touch me.  does she, widdle wee fing!  wuhve you so much!  did you feed her?	Yes, I fed her.  If she says she's hungry, she's lying to you.  Again.
you know i don't like to watch talk shows by myself.  where're you?	See, now you've annoyed her.  You know she doesn't like you to touch me.  Does she, widdle wee fing!  Wuhve you so much!  Did you feed her?
why don't we save it for later? it's almost time for letterman.	You know I don't like to watch talk shows by myself.  Where're you?
put in the kevin costner.	Why don't we save it for later? It's almost time for Letterman.
i think he'll be waiting for us at the airport	James.
i'd like to go back. james...	Not yet. It's only beginning.
the traffic... where is everyone? they've all gone away.	I'd like to go back. James...
one of your suitors?	One of my suitors.
i wasn't driving. i'd left the car in the parking lot at the airport. could it have been deliberate?	One of your suitors?
i thought that was you, up there.	My last lesson's next week.  James... my car...
at home. i couldn't face all this traffic.	I'd better come with you, then. Are you sure you can drive?
you'd better drive him. he's a bit shaky. i'll follow in my car. where is yours?	At home. I couldn't face all this traffic.
vaughan isn't interested in pedestrians.	You'd better drive him. He's a bit shaky. I'll follow in my car. Where is yours?
they're questioning vaughan about an accident near the airport. some pedestrian... they think he was run over intentionally.	Vaughan isn't interested in pedestrians.
i think it's badly scarred too. from a motorcycle accident.	Is he circumcised? Can you imagine what his anus is like? Describe it to me. Would you like to sodomize him? Would you like to put your penis right into his anus, thrust it up his anus? Tell me, describe it to me. Tell me what you would do. How would you kiss him in that car? Describe how you'd reach over and unzip his greasy jeans, then take out his penis. Would you kiss it or suck it right away? Which hand would you hold it in? Have you ever sucked a penis? Do you know what semen tastes like? Have you ever tasted semen? Some semen is saltier than others. Vaughan's semen must be very salty...
have you seen his penis?	I think it's badly scarred too. From a motorcycle accident.
no. but when he's in that car...	Have you seen his penis?
would you like to tuck him, though? in that car?	No. But when he's in that car...
he's very pale. covered with scars.	Would you like to tuck him, though? In that car?
do you find him attractive?	He's very pale. Covered with scars.
it does.	Do you find him attractive?
he must have tucked a lot of women in that huge car of his. it's like a bed on wheels. it must smell of semen...	It does.
you're not envious?	Maybe I am a little.  James, I've got to leave for the office. Are you going to be all right?
i'm amazed that she'll let you drive her.	You're not envious?
i thought she might come along. handling a car again might be more tiring than i imagine.	I'm amazed that she'll let you drive her.
i've never really noticed. is renata going with you?	I thought she might come along. Handling a car again might be more tiring than I imagine.
is the traffic heavier now? there seem to be three times as many cars as there were before the accident.	I've never really noticed. Is Renata going with you?
how can you drive? james... your legs. you can barely walk.	Is the traffic heavier now? There seem to be three times as many cars as there were before the accident.
i can't sit on this balcony forever. i'm beginning to feel like a potted plant.	How can you drive? James... your legs. You can Barely walk.
renata tells me you're going to rent a car.	I can't sit on this balcony forever. I'm beginning to feel like a potted plant.
no, i couldn't. i feel too close to her.	Renata tells me you're going to rent a car.
what about his wife? the woman doctor? have you visited her yet?	No, I couldn't. I feel too close to her.
i wish i had. they bury the dead so quickly - they should leave them lying around for months.	What about his wife? The woman doctor? Have you visited her yet?
you should have gone to the funeral.	I wish I had. They bury the dead so quickly - they should leave them lying around for months.
minute flecks were spattered across the seat and steering wheel. the instrument panel was buckled inwards, cracking the clock and the speedometer dials. the cabin was deformed, and there was dust and glass and plastic flakes everywhere inside. the carpeting was damp and stank of blood and other body and machine fluids.	You should have gone to the funeral.
it is?	After being bombarded endlessly by road- safety propaganda, it's almost a relief to have found myself in-an actual accident.
it's about time.	It is?
the sergeant asked me to identify it. he didn't believe you'd gotten out alive.	It's about time.
have you seen it?	The sergeant asked me to identify it. He didn't believe you'd gotten out alive.
my car, not yours. yours is a complete wreck. the police dragged it to the pound behind the station.	Have you seen it?
what!? they brought the car here?	My car, not yours. Yours is a complete wreck. The police dragged it to the pound behind the station.
outside in the visitors, car park.	What!? They brought the car here?
where's the car?	Outside in the visitors, car park.
and her husband? what was he?	He was a chemical engineer with a food company.
the other man, the dead man, his wife is a doctor - dr. helen remington. she's here, somewhere. as a patient, of course. maybe you'll find her in the hallways tomorrow on your walk.	And her husband? What was he?
well, yes.  you're getting out of bed tomorrow. they want you to walk.	The other man, the dead man, his wife is a doctor - Dr. Helen Remington. She's here, somewhere. As a patient, of course. Maybe you'll find her in the hallways tomorrow on your walk.
that's going well, then.	Well, yes.  You're getting out of bed tomorrow. They want you to walk.
yes. from wendel. to celebrate, the license approval for our air-charter firm. i forgot to tell you.	That's going well, then.
is that a gift from wendel? it has an aeronautical feel to it.	Yes. From Wendel. To celebrate, the license approval for our air-charter firm. I forgot to tell you.
i'll listen for you buzzing over.	Is that a gift from Wendel? It has an aeronautical feel to it.
if i groundloop during my flying lesson on saturday you might wake up and find me next to you.	I'll listen for you buzzing over.
they consider this to be the airport hospital. this ward is reserved for air- crash victims. the beds are kept waiting.	If I groundloop during my flying lesson on Saturday you might wake up and find me next to you.
not a lot of action here.	They consider this to be the airport hospital. This ward is reserved for air- crash victims. The beds are kept waiting.
thank you.	Not a lot of action here.
there, that's better.	Thank you.
i've been thinking about that, about you and karen.	There, that's better.
poor darling.  what can i do about karen? how can i arrange to have her seduce me? she desperately needs a conquest.	I've been thinking about that, about you and Karen.
we were interrupted. i had to go back to the set...	Poor darling.  What can I do about Karen? How can I arrange to have her seduce me? She desperately needs a conquest.
no. what about your camera girl? did she come?	We were interrupted. I had to go back to the set...
did you come?	No. What about your camera girl? Did she come?
in the private aircraft hangar. anybody could have walked in.	Did you come?
where were you?	In the private aircraft hangar. Anybody could have walked in.
and did you fantasize that vaughan was photographing all these sex acts? as though they were traffic accidents?	Yes.  They felt like traffic accidents.
yes. i didn't plan it that way.	And did you fantasize that Vaughan was photographing all these sex acts? As though they were traffic accidents?
and you had sex with all of these men in cars? only in cars?	Yes. I didn't plan it that way.
the junior pathologist at ashford hospital. then the husband of a colleague of mine, then a trainee radiologist, then the service manager at my garage.	And you had sex with all of these men in cars? Only in cars?
please finish your story.	The junior pathologist at Ashford Hospital. Then the husband of a colleague of mine, then a trainee radiologist, then the service manager at my garage.
is this part of the act or are they really hurt?	I don't know. You can never be sure with Vaughan. This is his show.
oh yes. i thought he was a medical photographer, doing some sort of accident research. he wanted every conceivable detail about our crash.	When I first met Vaughan, he was a specialist in international computerized traffic systems. I don't know what he is now.
that's vaughan. he talked to you at the hospital.	Oh yes. I thought he was a medical photographer, doing some sort of accident research. He wanted every conceivable detail about our crash.
who is that? the announcer. do i know him?	That's Vaughan. He talked to you at the hospital.
isn't that rather too close...?	That's the point. Besides, I know I can give something now that I wasn't remotely aware of before. It's not a matter of duty so much as of commitment.
yes.	Isn't that rather too close...?
the road research laboratory? where they simulate car crashes?	Yes.
we sat in b massive traffic jam under an off-ramp. i don't think we moved more than fifty yards.  i'm thinking of taking up a new job with the road research laboratory. they need a medical officer. the salary is larger something i've got to think about now. there's a certain moral virtue in being materialistic, i'm beginning to feel. well, it's a new approach for me, in any case.	The Road Research Laboratory? Where they simulate car crashes?
i've found that i enjoy burying myself in heavy traffic. i like to look at it. yesterday i hired a taxi driver to drive me around for an hour. "anywhere", i said.	We sat in B massive traffic jam under an off-ramp. I don't think we moved more than fifty yards.  I'm thinking of taking up a new job with the Road Research Laboratory. They need a medical officer. The salary is larger something I've got to think about now. There's a certain moral virtue in being materialistic, I'm beginning to feel. Well, it's a new approach for me, in any case.
it's much worse now. you noticed that, did you? the day i left the hospital i had the extraordinary feeling that all these cars were gathering for some special reason i didn't understand. there seemed to be ten times as much traffic.	Are we imagining it?
look at all this traffic. i'm not sure i can deal with it.	It's much worse now. You noticed that, did you? The day I left the hospital I had the extraordinary feeling that all these cars were gathering for some special reason I didn't understand. There seemed to be ten times as much traffic.
do you want a cigarette? i started to smoke at the hospital. it's rather stupid of me.	Look at all this traffic. I'm not sure I can deal with it.
i work in the immigration department there.	Do you want a cigarette? I started to smoke at the hospital. It's rather stupid of me.
so - why the airport?	I work in the immigration department there.
i'll wear a bloody kimono if i want to.	So - why the airport?
i take it you're not wearing white to reassure them.	I'll wear a bloody kimono if I want to.
not yet - though not soon enough for some people, i've already found. a death in the doctor's family makes the patients doubly uneasy.	I take it you're not wearing white to reassure them.
the airport? why? are you leaving?	Not yet - though not soon enough for some people, I've already found. A death in the doctor's family makes the patients doubly uneasy.
haven't i? to the airport, if you could.	The airport? Why? Are you leaving?
you haven't told me where we're going.	Haven't I? To the airport, if you could.
can i give you a lift?  i somehow find myself driving again.	You haven't told me where we're going.
were you badly hurt? i think we saw each other at the hospital.  i don't want the car. in fact, i was appalled to find that i have to pay a small fee to have it scrapped.	Can I give you a lift?  I somehow find myself driving again.
i don't think we should have come here. i'm surprised the police don't make it more difficult.	Were you badly hurt? I think we saw each other at the hospital.  I don't want the car. In fact, I was appalled to find that I have to pay a small fee to have it scrapped.
it's not here. maybe the police are still holding it. their forensic people...	They said it was here. They told me this morning.
after this sort of thing, how do people manage to look at a car, let alone drive one?  i'm trying to find charles's car.	It's not here. Maybe the police are still holding it. Their forensic people...
i'm going to leave now. do you want a lift?	No, thanks. I'll go with Vaughan.
hard to say.	I'm going to leave now. Do you want a lift?
what does he want from you?	Hard to say.
serious. but you'll have to take your new friend, the female crash-test dummy. she dropped it off for you.	You're not jealous, are you? You have to understand... Helen and I had this strange, intense... experience together.
you're kidding.	Serious. But you'll have to take your new friend, the female crash-test dummy. She dropped it off for you.
i suspect it involves reenactments of famous car crashes. you know, jayne mansfield, james dean, albert camus...	You're kidding.
really? what kind of exhibition is it?	I suspect it involves reenactments of famous car crashes. You know, Jayne Mansfield, James Dean, Albert Camus...
a complimentary ticket for a special stunt-driving exhibition. definitely not part of the big auto show. there's a map in the packet and a note requesting you be discrete about the location.	Really? What kind of exhibition is it?
what is it?	A complimentary ticket for a special stunt-driving exhibition. Definitely not part of the big auto show. There's a map in the packet and a note requesting you be discrete about the location.
can you drive?	I can drive.
you were the last one i saw just before the accident. do you remember? we made love.	Are you still involving me in your crash?
i saw the blood. it looks like motor oil.	You were the last one I saw just before the accident. Do you remember? We made love.
there's still a patch of blood there on the road. did you see it?	I saw the blood. It looks like motor oil.
i'm sure the police would make an exception in your case.	There's still a patch of blood there on the road. Did you see it?
no.	I'm sure the police would make an exception in your case.
are we allowed to park here?	No.
i need to see you, ballard. i need to talk to you about the project.	Where are you?
he must have driven through a pool of blood. if the police stop you again, they may impound the car while they have the blood analyzed. vaughan kneels beside him and inspects the smears of blood.	You're right, Ballard. There's an all- night car-wash in the airport service area.
what about the reshaping of the human body by modern technology? i thought that was your project.	A crude sci-fi concept that floats on the surface and doesn't threaten anybody. I use it to test the resilience of my potential partners in psychopathology.
it's the future, ballard, and you're already part of it. for the first time, a benevolent psychopathology beckons towards us. for example, the car crash is a fertilizing rather than a destructive event - a liberation of sexual energy that mediates the sexuality of those who have died with an intensity impossible in any other form. to fully understand that, and to live that... that is my project.	What about the reshaping of the human body by modern technology? I thought that was your project.
it's very... satisfying. i'm not sure i understand why.	It's the future, Ballard, and you're already part of it. For the first time, a benevolent psychopathology beckons towards us. For example, the car crash is a fertilizing rather than a destructive event - a liberation of sexual energy that mediates the sexuality of those who have died with an intensity impossible in any other form. To fully understand that, and to live that... that is my project.
is that why you drive this car? i take it that you see kennedy's assassination as a special kind of car-crash?	The case could be made.
no, i mean a crash with a history. camus' facel vega, or nathaniel nest's station wagon, grace kelly's rover 3500. fix it just enough to get it rolling. don't clean it, don't touch anything else.	Is that why you drive this car? I take it that you see Kennedy's assassination as a special kind of car-crash?
you could get your wish at any moment.	No, I mean a crash with a history. Camus' Facel Vega, or Nathaniel Nest's station wagon, Grace Kelly's Rover 3500. Fix it just enough to get it rolling. Don't clean it, don't touch anything else.
i've always wanted to drive a crashed car.	You could get your wish at any moment.
what exactly is your project, vaughan? ~ book of crashes? a medical study? a sensational documentary? global traffic?	It's something we're all intimately involved in: The reshaping of the human body by modern technology.
do you live here? with seagrave?	I live in my car. This is my workshop.
why are the police taking this all so seriously?	It's not the police. It's the Department of Transport. Internal politics. It's a joke. They have no idea who we really are
crash victim?	Yes.
i have a going-away gesture for you, too.	Oh?
it was just a little going-away gesture.	I have a going-away gesture for you, too.
ok, good. that's good. thanks an awful lot for everything, and for coming down here to see me off.	It was just a little going-away gesture.
so, we'll meet every tuesday and friday. and if you have any kind of emergency, you can page me.	OK, good. That's good. Thanks an awful lot for everything, and for coming down here to see me off.
i think it's about that time, letty. the charges against you have been dropped, the drugs have evened out and you seem to be dealing with your life quite well.	Are you saying I'm through with therapy?
what?	I think it's about that time, Letty. The charges against you have been dropped, the drugs have evened out and you seem to be dealing with your life quite well.
then, you should call.	What?
i thought about calling, but i want to wait until i know when i'll be out.	Then, you should call.
have you been in contact with the principal about your job?	I thought about calling, but I want to wait until I know when I'll be out.
but what i really can't believe is that i'm starting to actually miss work.	Have you been in contact with the principal about your job?
first you tell me to do what i want to, then you tell me to stop.	All I want you to do is think about what's best for you. Really think about it.
i don't want to hear anymore.	First you tell me to do what I want to, then you tell me to stop.
drugs can help suppress symptoms. but lots of patients stop taking them when they're on their own because the side effects are so harsh.  and, michael's condition is often worsened by periods of stress. he's been in and out of...	I don't want to hear anymore.
look, i know he's almost through with treatment here. and, he's on medication.	Drugs can help suppress symptoms. But lots of patients stop taking them when they're on their own because the side effects are so harsh.  And, Michael's condition is often worsened by periods of stress. He's been in and out of...
then that's even more reason to listen. look, schizophrenics tend to withdraw from reality. they experience emotional disturbances that result in personality changes.	Look, I know he's almost through with treatment here. And, he's on medication.
i don't need a lecture.   i care about michael.	Then that's even more reason to listen. Look, schizophrenics tend to withdraw from reality. They experience emotional disturbances that result in personality changes.
go ahead and put the guard back up, letty. but you need to know what you're dealing with.	I don't need a lecture.   I care about Michael.
i know michael's a schizophrenic, and mrs. hallstrom's manic- depressive, and john lockyer has episodes of psychosis, and i heard a rumor that you suffer from delusions of grandeur.	Go ahead and put the guard back up, Letty. But you need to know what you're dealing with.
what about michael? do you know the extent of his...	I know Michael's a schizophrenic, and Mrs. Hallstrom's manic- depressive, and John Lockyer has episodes of psychosis, and I heard a rumor that you suffer from delusions of grandeur.
i'm a grown woman, dr. emlee.   i can take care of myself.	What about Michael? Do you know the extent of his...
well, letty, this does present a liability issue for the hospital.	I'm a grown woman, Dr. Emlee.   I can take care of myself.
i couldn't really say anything because of that fraternizing rule.	Well, Letty, this does present a liability issue for the hospital.
the question, letty, is how are you feeling?	I miss Beast a lot, too.
we'll see about adjusting the dosage if that doesn't clear in the next  how are other things going?	The question, Letty, is how are you feeling?
the medicine's still bothering me. it feels like i have cotton wrapped around my brain.	We'll see about adjusting the dosage if that doesn't clear in the next  How are other things going?
do we have to talk about this?	I think in the spirit of group therapy, it's beneficial for each of us to open ourselves up to the others.
we discourage family visits for the first 48 hours after an emotional trauma like the kind you've experienced.	I don't think you understand.    I won't wait.
i want to see my mother immediately.	We discourage family visits for the first 48 hours after an emotional trauma like the kind you've experienced.
i apologize for the inconvenience, but i must ask you some...	I want to see my mother immediately.
what kind of place is this?	I apologize for the inconvenience, but I must ask you some...
what?	What kind of place is this?
patient.	What?
psychologist, therapist, whatever.	Patient.
i'm afraid lhe's not a doctor.	Psychologist, therapist, whatever.
yeah, and a dimple.	I'm afraid Lhe's not a doctor.
this doctor, was he tall, with dark hair?	Yeah, and a dimple.
well, i don't have hallucinations. honest.	This doctor, was he tall, with dark hair?
i'm the only doctor making rounds this morning.	Well, I don't have hallucinations. Honest.
it's hospital policy...	I'm the only doctor making rounds this morning.
i did this already.	It's hospital policy...
hello, letitia. i'm dr. emlee, and i have some questions to ask you...	I did this already.
i was so sure. i really thought it would work.  we have plans, ruth.	I know.    I know.
i can't.    i can't see him there.	I was so sure. I really thought it would work.  We have plans, Ruth.
do you want to go see him? i'll take you if you want to go.	I can't.    I can't see him there.
but what am i going to do?	Do you want to go see him? I'll take you if you want to go.
you don't have to make any decisions tonight.	But what am I going to do?
oh, ruthie, what am i going to do?	You don't have to make any decisions tonight.
you did the right thing.	I ruined your wedding night.
i don't think people even noticed. i thought the ceremony was perfect.	That's thanks to all your help.
what's his name, letty?	I didn't say...
do we have to talk wedding details?	Oh, no, of course not.
and then the gold scroll or the black romanesque print?	Do we have to talk wedding details?
ecru.	And then the gold scroll or the black Romanesque print?
what do you think?	Ecru.
mom and i fought for 20 minutes over whether we should go with ecru invitations or brilliant white.	What do you think?
you're slowing.	Mom and I fought for 20 minutes over whether we should go with ecru invitations or brilliant white.
i can hardly wait 'til you're free. planning the wedding without you has been a disaster.	You're slowing.
that settles it. i'm never leaving.	I can hardly wait 'til you're free. Planning the wedding without you has been a disaster.
loaned you. and it's only 'til you get out of here.	That settles it. I'm never leaving.
i can't believe you finally gave me the shirt.	Loaned you. And it's only 'til you get out of here.
letty, dinner's almost ready.   the souffle...	I'll be back before you can say souffle.
it'll be fine.	No, no. They've got to be Puglia olives, packed in a light brine with a flavor that doesn't overpower the palate.
sage, rosemary...  les herbes.	It'll be fine.
what's all the dreck?	Sage, rosemary...  Les Herbes.
fuck me.	What's the matter?
paul, can you hand me the olives? ruth, i need you to, what was it?	What about the souffle?    Has that gone in?
how can i help?	Paul, can you hand me the olives? Ruth, I need you to, what was it?
go on, letty. i want to see it on you.	Do you think I should?
hi, mom.	Look, Mom, I think I've found the dress.
truly.	Hi, Mom.
really?	Truly.
you look beautiful.	Really?
what about this one?	You look beautiful.
everything's ready for tomorrow night--except the artillery.	Thanks so much for planning it, Letty. Jake's really looking forward to it.
what about the engagement party?	Everything's ready for tomorrow night--except the artillery.
yeah, everything's under control.	What about the engagement party?
but everything's ok?	Yeah, everything's under control.
things have been kind of stressful lately.	But everything's OK?
what do you think of this one?	I'd have to see it on.
she said she'd be here at 10.	What do you think of this one?
where's the old bag i sometimes call mommy?	She said she'd be here at 10.
and the party?	Yeah, it'll be fun.
you know what, ruthie? i better get back to my class, ok?	And the party?
really?	You know what, Ruthie? I better get back to my class, OK?
maybe, though. maybe it would work. i could throw you an engagement party maybe.	Really?
mom and dad? at dinner together? are you crazy?	Maybe, though. Maybe it would work. I could throw you an engagement party maybe.
please, letty.	Mom and Dad? At dinner together? Are you crazy?
oh, wait a minute, now i see where you're going.	Please, Letty.
you always throw the best dinner parties, letty.	Oh, wait a minute, now I see where you're going.
maybe.	You always throw the best dinner parties, Letty.
maybe if we had them both to dinner or something.	Maybe.
i'll talk to her, and to dad, too.  a few wisely-chosen guilt tactics and they'll be ours.	Maybe if we had them both to dinner or something.
how?	I'll talk to her, and to Dad, too.  A few wisely-chosen guilt tactics and they'll be ours.
mom won't miss your wedding. she'll come around. i promise she will.	How?
she says she won't even come if dad brings monica.	Mom won't miss your wedding. She'll come around. I promise she will.
no, really. tell me about the promotion.	Well, my theory is that people can really enjoy math, but they lose interest...
just go ahead and tell us.	There's nothing to tell.
what's up with you?	Me? Nothing. Tell me more about the job.
don't be fresh.	Just remember that I love him.
i'm going to take that as an honest effort at being open minded.	Don't be fresh.
i will, dear. i promise.  why mcdonald's?	He's been looking everywhere for weeks, Mom.   It's not that easy after you've been locked away.
michael just got a job.    couldn't you congratulate him?	I will, Dear. I promise.  Why McDonald's?
honestly, letty.	A deal's a deal.
mom, we agreed. you can visit, but you're not allowed to mention michael.	Not even if it's something positive?
i've already made arrangements.	Mom, we agreed. You can visit, but you're not allowed to mention Michael.
i'm so thankful you'll be leaving next week. if you want me to pick you up, i will.	I've already made arrangements.
it's good exercise, mom.	I'm so thankful you'll be leaving next week. If you want me to pick you up, I will.
must you walk so quickly?	It's good exercise, Mom.
i'm only looking out for you.	And if I want to smoke, I'll fucking smoke.
mom, look, if i want to dump paul, i'll dump him. if i want to screw michael or live with him or marry him, then i'll do that.	I'm only looking out for you.
don't forget that paul's a promising young attorney who loves you very much...	Mom, look, if I want to dump Paul, I'll dump him. If I want to screw Michael or live with him or marry him, then I'll do that.
mom, please.	Don't forget that Paul's a promising young attorney who loves you very much...
i hear this michael fellow is schizophrenic.	Mom, please.
i haven't had a crush since i was	When did you start smoking?
just think, pretty soon, we'll be doing all these wedding preparations for you.  of course, if that's what you still want. ruthie told me some silly story about a crush on some boy here.	I haven't had a crush since I was
we aren't allowed to wear jewelry in here, mom.	Just think, pretty soon, we'll be doing all these wedding preparations for you.  Of course, if that's what you still want. Ruthie told me some silly story about a crush on some boy here.
oh, ok, well, better to choose the table cloths first anyway.	I was thinking either the peach moire or cream damask.
we haven't. i wanted to talk that over with you, too.	Oh, OK, well, better to choose the table cloths first anyway.
which flowers did you order?	We haven't. I wanted to talk that over with you, too.
you too, mom.	You're looking good.    A little thin, but good.
it's so good to see you, sweetheart.	You too, Mom.
tomorrow?	As soon as Dr. Emlee says.
i'll see you soon.	Tomorrow?
and my class. it'll be hard to find a good substitute. and what about my math program?	Paul said he'd call the school.  And your father thinks he's convinced the guard not to press charges as long as you get help.
ruth's already taken him home.	And my class. It'll be hard to find a good substitute. And what about my math program?
but what about beast?   who'll...?	Ruth's already taken him home.
yes.	But what about Beast?   Who'll...?
we all agree with the doctor, dear. he thinks it's safer for you to stay here for a while.	Yes.
maybe i should talk about this with ruth, or paul.	We all agree with the doctor, Dear. He thinks it's safer for you to stay here for a while.
i just want to go home.   can we go home now?	Maybe I should talk about this with Ruth, or Paul.
everyone says it's the best facility in the area for this sort of thing.	I just want to go home.   Can we go home now?
i'm so glad to see you. you can't believe the people in here. they've got patients posing as doctors...	Everyone says it's the best facility in the area for this sort of thing.
i've talked to doctor emlee, and he says...	I'm so glad to see you. You can't believe the people in here. They've got patients posing as doctors...
mom, i was there, and i just, i was so... they didn't have the olives, and i, i got so upset. i don't know how it happened.	I've talked to Doctor Emlee, and he says...
oh, letty, what happened?	Mom, I was there, and I just, I was so... They didn't have the olives, and I, I got so upset. I don't know how it happened.
i'm sorry. i'm so sorry.	Oh, Letty, what happened?
i'm here, sweetheart. i'm here. it's going to be ok.	I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
i gather he's late as usual.	Can I get you a glass of champagne?
mom, please.	Especially with a promotion in the offing.
paul could pop the question at any time.	Mom, please.
oh no.	Paul could pop the question at any time.
has paul heard about his promotion?	No, not yet. But you know Paul. He's sure to get it.
tell us every detail.	You've only known Jake a few months.
my goodness. a wedding.      my goodness.	Wow.   Congratulations.
are you sure, dear?	Come on.
will you get time off to do that?	Not now, but maybe later, if they like the program.
i'll be running it three days a week, and...	Will you get time off to do that?
how wonderful, darling.  what does that mean for you?	I'll be running it three days a week, and...
you've been so great. i just feel a lot clearer about things.	I'm glad.
i guess so. i think that's right.	You've been so great. I just feel a lot clearer about things.
you can only do what feels best to you now.	I guess so. I think that's right.
i don't mean to go on and on like this.	It's OK.   It's good to let it out.
to talk?  well, ok, that might be good.	I understand you just got engaged. Maybe that's where we should start.
if you feel lonely, or need to talk, all you have to do is say so.	To talk?  Well, OK, that might be good.
lie?	If you feel lonely, or need to talk, all you have to do is say so.
i don't know why you feel you have to lie, letty.	Lie?
mottled really.   green and red.	I don't know why you feel you have to lie, Letty.
green spot.	Mottled really.   Green and red.
it had this red spot on its back.	Green spot.
it's got a green dot on its back. i can't go to sleep with it watching me.	Sounds awful. I guess we better check it out.
yeah?	It's got a green dot on its back. I can't go to sleep with it watching me.
there's a spider in my room.	Yeah?
letty, you should be in bed.	There's a spider in my room.
i'm really not that hungry.	Just eat whatever you want. This will give you a chance to meet some people.
i guess i should go now.	You should go.
just promise me you'll be ok, ok?	I will. And you make sure you take care of yourself.
would that really be such a good idea for either of us?	Just promise me you'll be OK, OK?
how about something better?   like a kiss.	Would that really be such a good idea for either of us?
don't you have a magic trick or something to make this easier?	How about something better?   Like a kiss.
that's the best idea i've heard in a long time.	Don't you have a magic trick or something to make this easier?
maybe we could just run away to tahiti and live on the beach.	That's the best idea I've heard in a long time.
i love you too, letty.     i love you, too.	Maybe we could just run away to Tahiti and live on the beach.
i love you so much.	I love you too, Letty.     I love you, too.
what do you want to do?	I know I don't want to lose you.     I don't think I could stand it.
what are we going to do?	What do you want to do?
oh, god, michael, i know.  why does everything have to be so hard?	What are we going to do?
i didn't mean for any of this to happen.	Oh, God, Michael, I know.  Why does everything have to be so hard?
i'm sorry.     i didn't come here to blame you.	I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
i don't know. i don't fucking know.	I'm sorry.     I didn't come here to blame you.
well then why'd it happen?	I don't know. I don't fucking know.
but that wasn't me.    i didn't mean to do that.	Well then why'd it happen?
someone has to take care of you right now, michael. you tore up the apartment. you stopped taking your medications.	But that wasn't me.    I didn't mean to do that.
like i've told you before i don't want you taking care of me.	Someone has to take care of you right now, Michael. You tore up the apartment. You stopped taking your medications.
letty, please.	Like I've told you before I don't want you taking care of me.
i've been thinking i could try to visit you at night after work, and then there'd be more time on weekends to see...	Letty, please.
yeah, the plans.	I've been thinking I could try to visit you at night after work, and then there'd be more time on weekends to see...
and all the plans we have.	Yeah, the plans.
i sure know what that feels like.	And all the plans we have.
i guess so.	It's hard to know where to start.
i guess we need to talk.	I guess so.
don't upset my mom.     don't you upset my mom.	Michael, calm down. Please. It's OK.
i think i should call someone.	Don't upset my Mom.     Don't you upset my Mom.
silly, silly, silly.	I think I should call someone.
michael, take it easy.	Silly, silly, silly.
silly?   silly am i?	Michael, take it easy.
i didn't talk to her about medications, michael. don't be silly.	Silly?   Silly am I?
why'd you tell?	I didn't talk to her about medications, Michael. Don't be silly.
what do you mean not taking your meds?	Why'd you tell?
we both talked to her, michael. and your dad.	What do you mean not taking your meds?
i saw you talking to my mom.	We both talked to her, Michael. And your dad.
what?	I saw you talking to my Mom.
always the drugs.	What?
what is it? are you ok?	Always the drugs.
bye, uncle cort.  what's with the lie?	It wasn't exactly a lie.
when he could get time off from the restaurant business.	How about a dance?
something like that.	When he could get time off from the restaurant business.
aunt lily?	Bingo.
oh. and, harry, he's the one who likes magic?	You don't have to know all this by Saturday. It took me years.
no, that's aunt connie. lily is the one who looks like a hooker.	Oh. And, Harry, he's the one who likes magic?
aunt lily is the one who married your father's cousin?	No, that's Aunt Connie. Lily is the one who looks like a hooker.
how may i help you?	Congratulations.
i got worried. are you ok?	How may I help you?
hey, letty. mrs. mayer.	I got worried. Are you OK?
you're going to miss the top ten.	Coming.
i think you know i'd love you even more in a blue polyester cap.	You're going to miss the Top Ten.
just promise you'll love me even if i end up in a job where i have to wear a blue polyester cap.	I think you know I'd love you even more in a blue polyester cap.
that's ok. we can call and reschedule in the morning.	You don't have to take care of me, you know.
i couldn't even face that one.	That's OK. We can call and reschedule in the morning.
the restaurant, too?	I couldn't even face that one.
four interviews. four no-gos.	The restaurant, too?
are you ok?	Big restaurant interview tomorrow.
i think i should go home.	Are you OK?
you go ahead and relax. i'll cook.	I think I should go home.
would you mind if we just called it an early night?	You go ahead and relax. I'll cook.
you got wine. that's great.	Would you mind if we just called it an early night?
the store was busy.	You got wine. That's great.
promise.  as long as we have steak.	Steak?
promise?	Promise.  As long as we have steak.
it doesn't matter.    it'll work out.	Promise?
who ever said sanity was fun?	It doesn't matter.    It'll work out.
yeah.    how was the job search?	Who ever said sanity was fun?
sounds grim.	Yeah.    How was the job search?
i bombed. it's either work in the office or nothing.	Sounds grim.
that's mr. beast to you.	I bombed. It's either work in the office or nothing.
this must be beast.	That's Mr. Beast to you.
thanks.	This must be Beast.
gosh, letty, this is a great place.	Thanks.
yeah?	You've got one hell of a great body.
sounds good. oh, and letty?	Yeah?
good luck.	You, too. Kick ass today.
i'll see you tonight.	Good luck.
i'm supposed to meet the principal in half an hour.	I'll see you tonight.
not yet.	I'll be forced to tickle you.
michael.	Shhhh.
no.	Michael.
did i get spaghetti sauce on my face?	No.
hey.	It's sex time.
you're so wrong.	Hey.
i like it.     but headlines are better.	You're so wrong.
how can you not like the top 10 list?	I like it.     But Headlines are better.
out? are you kidding?     i've got all the fixings here.	How can you not like the Top 10 List?
what do you say we go out to dinner to celebrate?	Out? Are you kidding?     I've got all the fixings here.
really?	What do you say we go out to dinner to celebrate?
i love your apartment.	Really?
do you like it?	I love your apartment.
you've got to see the kitchen first.	Do you like it?
let's try out the bed.	You've got to see the kitchen first.
i was tired of watching what everyone else wants to watch. now we can watch two shows at once.	Let's try out the bed.
it's tv heaven.	I was tired of watching what everyone else wants to watch. Now we can watch two shows at once.
very trendy. let's see the rest.	It's TV heaven.
throw pillows, letty. the sales lady said they're the latest thing.	Very trendy. Let's see the rest.
i love the pillows.	Throw pillows, Letty. The sales lady said they're the latest thing.
you like it?	I love the pillows.
wow.	You like it?
this is it -- 3b.     check it out.	Open up.    I want to see.
i've heard the mission in santa barbara is the place to go.	This is it -- 3B.     Check it out.
where to?	I've heard the mission in Santa Barbara is the place to go.
aren't you ever quiet?	Where to?
aren't you supposed to throw a bouquet or something?	Aren't you ever quiet?
i better make a list.	List schmist. You'll remember.
first off, you'll need to go to target. and, let's see, what should you buy?	I better make a list.
no, i need some serious household advice.	First off, you'll need to go to Target. And, let's see, what should you buy?
furnished?	No, I need some serious household advice.
all over.  did you see your new apartment?	Furnished?
so, it's over?	All over.  Did you see your new apartment?
yeah.	So, it's over?
i saw paul leaving.    did you do the dirty deed?	Yeah.
just checking.	I saw Paul leaving.    Did you do the dirty deed?
and did you go to the mission?	Just checking.
not a one.	And did you go to the mission?
so there were no problems?	Not a one.
i was brilliant, or at least boringly sane.	So there were no problems?
tell me all.	I was brilliant, or at least boringly sane.
well?	Home free.
oh, right.     i'm ready.   how do i look?	Great. I came to tell you to break a leg, and to give you this for good luck.
john and nurse gates are waiting for you.	Oh, right.     I'm ready.   How do I look?
it's ok. you don't have to say anything.	But I do.     I love you, too.
michael, i...	It's OK. You don't have to say anything.
i do.	Michael, I...
do you?	I do.
you're right. i guess i was projecting. what i should have said is, "it's a good thing i love you."	Do you?
your family just met me.	You're right. I guess I was projecting. What I should have said is, "It's a good thing I love you."
it's a good thing my family loves you.	Your family just met me.
lie down.	It's a good thing my family loves you.
then it's over.	Lie down.
i don't like lamb.	Then it's over.
tell the doctor.	I don't like lamb.
i have a terrible confession.	Tell the doctor.
how can you even mention spaghetti- o's after eating grandma rosa's dinner tonight?	I have a terrible confession.
and we'd eat spaghetti-o's in bed from the can.	How can you even mention Spaghetti- O's after eating Grandma Rosa's dinner tonight?
i'd like to drink a bottle of red wine with you and then make love to you and spend the whole night together. and we'd get up in the morning and spend hours lounging around and reading the paper.	And we'd eat Spaghetti-O's in bed from the can.
what else would you do?	I'd like to drink a bottle of red wine with you and then make love to you and spend the whole night together. And we'd get up in the morning and spend hours lounging around and reading the paper.
no way.	That's where I always go when I get out.
the mission up in santa barbara.	No way.
i just want to see beast.  where would you go?	The mission up in Santa Barbara.
you must have thought about it. everyone does.	I just want to see Beast.  Where would you go?
why in the world did you let me start talking in metaphors? that's no way for us to break up.	Break up?    They wish.
my grandma rosa says that some trees get planted in rich top soil, and they grow right up to the sun, tall and straight. other trees, they start as seeds in the crevices between rocks so they have to twist and bend to reach the light.  but even though they end up crooked, they're still trees, just like the straight ones.	Why in the world did you let me start talking in metaphors? That's no way for us to break up.
i'm starting to think that everyone's crazy to some extent.	My Grandma Rosa says that some trees get planted in rich top soil, and they grow right up to the sun, tall and straight. Other trees, they start as seeds in the crevices between rocks so they have to twist and bend to reach the light.  But even though they end up crooked, they're still trees, just like the straight ones.
i wish i could have seen that.	I'm starting to think that everyone's crazy to some extent.
sure. but i took out a whole grocery store.	I wish I could have seen that.
shocking, huh?	Sure. But I took out a whole grocery store.
what are the delusions like?	Shocking, huh?
really, though. my thoughts go haywire sometimes.	What are the delusions like?
schizophrenic recidivism marked by hallucinations and paranoid delusions.	Really, though. My thoughts go haywire sometimes.
what's my rap?	Schizophrenic recidivism marked by hallucinations and paranoid delusions.
wow.    i'm bad news.	What's my rap?
i had to sneak by the guards to get here. they say you're highly unstable, have a depressive personality, and may hold back my own recovery.	Wow.    I'm bad news.
really?    me too.	I had to sneak by the guards to get here. They say you're highly unstable, have a depressive personality, and may hold back my own recovery.
i'm not allowed to see you anymore.	Really?    Me too.
back-to-back sessions with the shrink.	I'm not allowed to see you anymore.
thanks.    where've you been all day?	Back-to-back sessions with the shrink.
a rose is a rose.	Thanks.    Where've you been all day?
the lady knows this is a dandelion.	A rose is a rose.
a daisy for the lady.	The lady knows this is a dandelion.
don't be ridiculous.	Rendezvous at the closet in 30.
nervous? scared? worried you're not fit for a caper of epic proportions?	Don't be ridiculous.
no rounds for another three hours.	Nervous? Scared? Worried you're not fit for a caper of epic proportions?
we'll get caught.	No rounds for another three hours.
exactly.	We'll get caught.
we're supposed to be asleep.	Exactly.
no.	And I'm not covering for you when you sneak out to call Dominos.
i won't do your portion of kitchen cleanup.	No.
a small price.	I won't do your portion of kitchen cleanup.
good god.	A small price.
for a price.	Good God.
ok, ok, i'll give it back.	For a price.
really, this isn't funny.	OK, OK, I'll give it back.
guess.	The left one.
enough with the abracadabra.	Guess.
guess which hand.	Enough with the abracadabra.
what have you done with the ring?	It's magic.
so are you engaged, or what?	What have you done with the ring?
it was romantic.   he's very romantic.	So are you engaged, or what?
very romantic setting.	It was romantic.   He's very romantic.
he asked me to marry him.	Very romantic setting.
paul.	He asked me to marry him.
was it bad news--the visit from peter?	Paul.
finally. i was getting tired of watching him try every night.	Was it bad news--the visit from Peter?
john even managed to lob a load of mashed potatoes into mrs. hallstrom's milk.	Finally. I was getting tired of watching him try every night.
i wasn't hungry.	John even managed to lob a load of mashed potatoes into Mrs. Hallstrom's milk.
you missed out on some great broccoli florets at dinner.	I wasn't hungry.
but you're checking it out.	I've already checked it out 17 times.
anything interesting.	But you're checking it out.
what are you looking to read?	Anything interesting.
stop acting like you're someone special. you're just like the rest of us.	I'm not the one who's masquerading as a doctor. I'm not the one who's, who's...
you have no right, no right to take the worst thing that's ever happened to me and make it into some kind of game.	Stop acting like you're someone special. You're just like the rest of us.
don't take it personally.	You have no right, no right to take the worst thing that's ever happened to me and make it into some kind of game.
who do you think you are?	Don't take it personally.
it's no big deal.   we all compare.	Who do you think you are?
you took bets on my diagnosis?	It's no big deal.   We all compare.
hey there. they're showing "groundhog day" if you...	You took bets on my diagnosis?
a while, i guess.	That must be really difficult.
is this really important? because i don't think it's a problem.	A while, I guess.
what if it's got a pattern?	Is this really important? Because I don't think it's a problem.
by color.	What if it's got a pattern?
how do you sort it--by lace and cotton?	By color.
sometimes my food, and my clothes, and my underwear.	How do you sort it--by lace and cotton?
yes?   go right ahead.	Sometimes my food, and my clothes, and my underwear.
no.	What about patterns? Do you find yourself checking and re-checking locks? Or washing your hands over and over again?
let me shift gears here a minute...  do you ever hear voices that other people don't hear or see things they don't?	No.
terrific.	Let me shift gears here a minute...  Do you ever hear voices that other people don't hear or see things they don't?
chair, cup and ball.	Terrific.
it's ok. it's not a pass-fail kind of thing.	Chair, cup and ball.
no, 79. sorry, this makes me nervous.	It's OK. It's not a pass-fail kind of thing.
i answered these questions last night.	I know this can be a real drag, but the attending physician on day shift is required to do his own prelim exam when a patient is admitted during the night.
first off, letty, can you tell me where you are?	I answered these questions last night.
letty.	First off, Letty, can you tell me where you are?
do you mind if i call you letitia?	Letty.
i've got a deposition that i really need to get cracking on, so if you don't mind...	Sure, I understand.
i'm really sorry.	I've got a deposition that I really need to get cracking on, so if you don't mind...
i think i've heard this speech before.	I'm really sorry.
our relationship meant a lot to me, too, paul. but it's over.  and michael being in the hospital doesn't really change things.	I think I've heard this speech before.
michael.   yes.	Our relationship meant a lot to me, too, Paul. But it's over.  And Michael being in the hospital doesn't really change things.
i heard your friend was back in the hospital.	Michael.   Yes.
what?	I heard your friend was back in the hospital.
i heard about your friend.	What?
getting back.	I heard about your friend.
i start on monday.	Getting back.
how's work going?    are you back at school?	I start on Monday.
oh.	How's work going?    Are you back at school?
oh, none. none. i completely understand what was going on.	Oh.
i'm just glad there aren't any hard feelings.	Oh, none. None. I completely understand what was going on.
i'm glad you agreed to see me.	I'm just glad there aren't any hard feelings.
here's the ring.	No way. You keep the ring.     You'll come to your senses.
you're going to throw away our life together for some shared experience with a looney-tune that you misguidedly think is love?	Here's the ring.
i love him.	You're going to throw away our life together for some shared experience with a looney-tune that you misguidedly think is love?
of all the crazy things. i understood when you dropped out of law school. and during this whole mess, i've tried to be supportive. but, really, letty, what can you be thinking?	I love him.
he's a patient here.	Of all the crazy things. I understood when you dropped out of law school. And during this whole mess, I've tried to be supportive. But, really, Letty, what can you be thinking?
it's a doctor, isn't it? that's unethical. i'll have him rung up on malpractice charges so fast his head will spin.	He's a patient here.
no.	It's a doctor, isn't it? That's unethical. I'll have him rung up on malpractice charges so fast his head will spin.
have you been seeing another teacher?	No.
it doesn't matter who.	Have you been seeing another teacher?
who?	It doesn't matter who.
i've met someone else.	Who?
whoa. whoa. have really loved me? letty, it's natural to be nervous. but we're going to work through our problems.	I've met someone else.
i don't mean to hurt you.    i know this is a terrible thing.    and i have really loved you.	Whoa. Whoa. Have really loved me? Letty, it's natural to be nervous. But we're going to work through our problems.
you what?	I don't mean to hurt you.    I know this is a terrible thing.    And I have really loved you.
that's a load off my mind.	You what?
no...	That's a load off my mind.
you can tell me anything.  do you want to postpone the wedding? is it too much pressure?	No...
i need to tell you something, and i'm not sure how.	You can tell me anything.  Do you want to postpone the wedding? Is it too much pressure?
what's so urgent?   you've got me worried.	I need to tell you something, and I'm not sure how.
so will you?	Of course. Yes. I will.     I do.
no, no.	So will you?
sure. we'll save the formal announcement for when you're out. i already told your mother. i hope you don't mind.	No, no.
so, what do you say, let?	Sure. We'll save the formal announcement for when you're out. I already told your mother. I hope you don't mind.
no, you've done a perfect job.	So, what do you say, Let?
it's, it's really nice, paul.	No, you've done a perfect job.
i hope you like it. it's a marquis cut, 1.5 carats. they had one with emeralds around it, but this was simpler, more classic in its lines.  letty?	It's, it's really nice, Paul.
or be up past ten or fraternize with other patients.	I hope you like it. It's a Marquis cut, 1.5 carats. They had one with emeralds around it, but this was simpler, more classic in its lines.  Letty?
i had to smuggle it in here. i guess you're not really supposed to have jewelry.	Or be up past ten or fraternize with other patients.
you don't have to say anything else. i've known for a while that this was coming.	I just wish we'd done it sooner.
exactly. it's time to make decisions.	You don't have to say anything else. I've known for a while that this was coming.
i know. we can't just keep going through the motions.	Exactly. It's time to make decisions.
i talked to ruth a little bit, and i think it's about time...	I know. We can't just keep going through the motions.
so, i've been thinking a lot...	I talked to Ruth a little bit, and I think it's about time...
especially now.	So, I've been thinking a lot...
especially this last year.	Especially now.
no.	Especially this last year.
this has been really difficult, this whole thing.	No.
yes, i suppose so.	This has been really difficult, this whole thing.
i think we need to talk about some things.	Yes, I suppose so.
of course not, no.  is that why you're here?	I think we need to talk about some things.
something you did?	Of course not, no.  Is that why you're here?
i hope it wasn't something i did.	Something you did?
that's a big question.	I hope it wasn't something I did.
are you all right?	That's a big question.
yeah, i guess it's all right.	Are you all right?
it's prettier here than i thought it would be.	Yeah, I guess it's all right.
i'm going to the store.	I think you're overreacting.
sure. why?	I'm going to the store.
can you loan me a 20?	Sure. Why?
what are you doing?	Can you loan me a 20?
you know what i think we need? martinis. how about martinis to celebrate?	Yes.
yeah.	You just need to get more organized. L
of course it will. remember the big talent show you planned last year? and what about the christmas benefit when santa canceled at the last minute? but you still pulled it off.	Yeah.
i don't think so.	Of course it will. Remember the big talent show you planned last year? And what about the Christmas benefit when Santa canceled at the last minute? But you still pulled it off.
come on, letty.   it'll get done.	I don't think so.
no, i can't. i've already convinced both mom and dad to come.	Come on, Letty.   It'll get done.
you can get out of the dinner.	No, I can't. I've already convinced both Mom and Dad to come.
it's just i've got those parent conferences, and i'm supposed to set up the math program by next week. and shopping for ruth's dress and that, that engagement dinner.	You can get out of the dinner.
no, it's not like that.	It's just I've got those parent conferences, and I'm supposed to set up the math program by next week. And shopping for Ruth's dress and that, that engagement dinner.
maybe you ought to see a doctor.	No, it's not like that.
i'm sorry.  i'm just...i'm so tired lately.	Maybe you ought to see a doctor.
forget i asked.	I'm sorry.  I'm just...I'm so tired lately.
paul, i just can't go. is that ok with you or am i committing some horrible crime?	Forget I asked.
but what about that math project?	Paul, I just can't go. Is that OK with you or am I committing some horrible crime?
won't it be hard for them to get a substitute this late?	But what about that math project?
i don't feel like going to work today.	Won't it be hard for them to get a substitute this late?
you don't have a fever.	I don't feel like going to work today.
i'm calling in sick.	You don't have a fever.
what are you doing?    you're going to be late.	I'm calling in sick.
but i thought if you don't mind, you could listen and see how i come across?	Sure. Of course.
oh, ok.   maybe.	But I thought if you don't mind, you could listen and see how I come across?
actually, i need to review the deposition questions tonight. maybe tomorrow?	Oh, ok.   Maybe.
i mean tonight.	Actually, I need to review the deposition questions tonight. Maybe tomorrow?
i was thinking dinner on friday with james and meg at the saint mark.	I mean tonight.
huntley told me today that if i come through on the benton deposition, they may consider me for senior associate.	I was thinking dinner on Friday with James and Meg at the Saint Mark.
yeah?	Huntley told me today that if I come through on the Benton deposition, they may consider me for senior associate.
good going. i knew you could do it.	Yeah?
my math program. the superintendent said he'd fund it.	Good going. I knew you could do it.
the receptionist said you called earlier about something.	My math program. The Superintendent said he'd fund it.
believe me, i know your feelings on the matter.	The receptionist said you called earlier about something.
i really think if you're going to spend your life with someone you want to know them pretty damn well.	Believe me, I know your feelings on the matter.
in there's better.  it's kind of romantic, don't you think?	I really think if you're going to spend your life with someone you want to know them pretty damn well.
can i put these here for tonight?	In there's better.  It's kind of romantic, don't you think?
she's only known the guy a few months.	Can I put these here for tonight?
it's not another one. it's my sister.  aren't you happy for her?	She's only known the guy a few months.
so, another one bites the dust.	It's not another one. It's my sister.  Aren't you happy for her?
office work?	Or, of course, you could take a sabbatical the rest of the year.
i need someone to work on budget projections.	Office work?
what does that mean?	I need someone to work on budget projections.
it's a very nice letter. but i have to go with what's best for the students.	What does that mean?
i'm glad you're doing well.	I've already thought about how to tell the kids where I was.
believe me, i wish i'd understood what was going on. i've worked really hard to get better.	I'm glad you're doing well.
i know, letty. but the incident with zach was frightening for the children.  now if you'd come to me, explained what was going on...	Believe me, I wish I'd understood what was going on. I've worked really hard to get better.
look, gail, i've been a good teacher.	I know, Letty. But the incident with Zach was frightening for the children.  Now if you'd come to me, explained what was going on...
so, in light of how the parents feel, and the fact the students are doing so well with the substitute, i don't think i can put you back in the classroom just yet.	Look, Gail, I've been a good teacher.
well, i understand.     i know my behavior was poor.	So, in light of how the parents feel, and the fact the students are doing so well with the substitute, I don't think I can put you back in the classroom just yet.
the superintendent was just getting ready to leave.	I do apologize.    A student had a crisis.
mrs. hallstrom, why don't you join my family for dinner. you'll love my grandma rosa.	That's so sweet, Michael. But, really, I've so many things to do.
i like those sapphire earrings myself.	Simulated sapphires. I bet my daughter would love those, too.
shhh. they're coming to the cubic zirconium.	I like those sapphire earrings myself.
how's it look?	Shhh. They're coming to the cubic zirconium.
all tapped out.	I'll float you.
you didn't have to kill sophie.	Yes I did.    Lose ends are messy.
i'm going to retire with a shit-load of money. find me a small country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the states and live the good life.	You didn't have to kill Sophie.
you want the tapes for yourself.     you're going to sell them.	I'm going to retire with a shit-load of money. Find me a small country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the States and live the good life.
what the fuck was all that about at the hotel last night? i thought we had a deal?	Hey, you're not exactly the most trustworthy guy in the world. I took a shot. It didn't work. Did you bring the tapes?
when this is over you can say whatever the hell you want. i'll be long gone. besides, who's going to believe you? you're just a two-bit crook.	And you're a dirty cop. At least I don't pretend to be something different than what I am.
what about me? aren't i a loose end?	When this is over you can say whatever the hell you want. I'll be long gone. Besides, who's going to believe you? You're just a two-bit crook.
yes i did.    lose ends are messy.	What about me? Aren't I a loose end?
you didn't have to kill sophie.	Yes I did.    Lose ends are messy.
i'm going to retire with a shit-load of money. find me a small country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the states and live the good life.	You didn't have to kill Sophie.
you want the tapes for yourself.     you're going to sell them.	I'm going to retire with a shit-load of money. Find me a small country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the States and live the good life.
they don't have a murder weapon?	No. I have it. The lamp? The one with your fingerprints and her blood on it?  Remember?
witness' can be convinced they made a mistake. without the murder weapon the d.a. won't have enough to prosecute you.	They don't have a murder weapon?
a pass? how you gonna give me a pass? a witness can put me at the crime scene.	Witness' can be convinced they made a mistake. Without the murder weapon the D.A. won't have enough to prosecute you.
a pass.	A pass? How you gonna give me a pass? A witness can put me at the crime scene.
i can get them -- but what do i get if i do?	A pass.
where are the tapes?	I can get them -- but what do I get if I do?
look, i just want out of this nightmare. i don't know these guys. a few days ago i'm in paris picking pockets and now i'm america's most wanted.	Where are the tapes?
you're fucked, sami. you know it.   that's why you're here.	Look, I just want out of this nightmare. I don't know these guys. A few days ago I'm in Paris picking pockets and now I'm America's most wanted.
bullshit! she was alive when we left her with you.	You're fucked, Sami. You know it.   That's why you're here.
no. you killed her. manager remembers you going into her room. your fingerprints were found all over the place.	Bullshit! She was alive when we left her with you.
you killed her!	No. You killed her. Manager remembers you going into her room. Your fingerprints were found all over the place.
okay.   okay.    i believe you.	You killed her!
wired?    i ain't wired.	Okay.   Okay.    I believe you.
you think i'm going to talk to you until i know if you're wired.	Wired?    I ain't wired.
what are you doing?	You think I'm going to talk to you until I know if you're wired.
yeah.   i figured i'd be hearing from you.	If you ever want to get those tapes, meet me in one hour at Grant Park near the statue.
do you know who this is?	Yeah.   I figured I'd be hearing from you.
agent hadley.	Do you know who this is?
so bastaldi makes a deal with the feds to trade up for his brother?	Yeah. He delivers the goods on Zammito. If we got what we wanted we'd let his brother go providing he tells us where the Van Gogh and the other paintings are.
we're talking matisse, renoir, monet. we know for sure they replaced van gogh's "vase with twelve sunflowers" last week with a copy. it was on loan from the london national gallery and they're not going to be very happy when they find out about it.	So Bastaldi makes a deal with the Feds to trade up for his brother?
too many people know about my involvement in this.	Then we just have to make sure everyone who knows can't say anything.
what for? the minute i get him some other gavone will take his place. i've been doing this for twenty years. when i retire it's not going to be to some trailer park in the suburbs.	Too many people know about my involvement in this.
i thought you wanted zammito?	What for? The minute I get him some other Gavone will take his place. I've been doing this for twenty years. When I retire it's not going to be to some trailer park in the suburbs.
fuck bastaldi and his brother. these tapes are gold. do you have any idea what zammito would pay to get them back?	I thought you wanted Zammito?
they're supposed to be evidence.    that's why bastaldi set this up.	Fuck Bastaldi and his brother. These tapes are gold. Do you have any idea what Zammito would pay to get them back?
i can't bring the bureau into this.    if i do the tapes become evidence.	They're supposed to be evidence.    That's why Bastaldi set this up.
listen, we know their names. they don't know the city. you'll find them. you're the fbi.	I can't bring the Bureau into this.    If I do the tapes become evidence.
this is turning to shit. if word gets out of my involvement in this i'll go to prison.	Listen, we know their names. They don't know the city. You'll find them. You're the FBI.
zero.   that's all i know.	You'll never get out of the city.
i'm your worst fuckin' nightmare. now, if you don't want me to keep on hurting you, it's important that i believe you and right now i don't. so tell me, where did they go?	I swear man, I don't know. They packed up and left a half hour ago.  All I got is one of their phone numbers in Paris.
jesus.   what kind of fbi agent are you?	I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare. Now, if you don't want me to keep on hurting you, it's important that I believe you and right now I don't. So tell me, where did they go?
hey man, you can't do that!	What?   This?
i dunno.	Hey man, you can't do that!
where did they go?	I dunno.
they left about a half hour ago.	Where did they go?
not today.   where are your friends?	They left about a half hour ago.
uh... excuse me, but don't you need a warrant or something?	Not today.   Where are your friends?
oui.	Take what you've got and get out of there.
you've already robbed the safe?	Oui.
should i call you back?	You've already robbed the safe?
my number's going to show up on his bill!	Should I call you back?
oui.	My number's going to show up on his bill!
you're calling me on is phone?	Oui.
no.	You're calling me on is phone?
you're calling me on your cell phone, right?	No.
oui.	You're calling me on your cell phone, right?
you're there now?	Oui.
yes. we went to the address we were given and had to tie up the owner of the house who turns out to be some mafia guy.	You're there now?
marcel?	Yes. We went to the address we were given and had to tie up the owner of the house who turns out to be some Mafia guy.
it's me...	Marcel?
who?	It's me...
it's elvis...	Who?
hello?	It's Elvis...
i don't have it. that's why vincent went to chicago. they arrested him before he could bring it back.	Well, you better get the money somehow. Six o'clock and come alone. If you don't we'll destroy the tapes.
don't bullshit me, laurant!   i know about the van gogh.	I don't have it. That's why Vincent went to Chicago. They arrested him before he could bring it back.
a million! i don't have that kind of money.	Don't bullshit me, Laurant!   I know about the Van Gogh.
-- i've got the tapes. if you ever want to see your brother out of jail do exactly what i say. bring one million euros to your boat at six o'clock.	A million! I don't have that kind of money.
daniel. listen i'm afraid there has been a big--	-- I've got the tapes. If you ever want to see your brother out of jail do exactly what I say. Bring one million euros to your boat at six o'clock.
it's daniel.	Daniel. Listen I'm afraid there has been a big--
hello?	It's Daniel.
you don't trust me?	I don't trust anyone. You don't get to the top of this game by trusting people... and after all, you are a thief. It's in your nature to steal. I'm just protecting my investment.
this is a considerable move up for you, daniel. the temptation of having so much money might be too much for you.	You don't trust me?
what?	This is a considerable move up for you, Daniel. The temptation of having so much money might be too much for you.
i thought i would accompany you to the airport to say bon voyage... and tell you that marcel will be going with you.	What?
c'mon, laurant, america?	The job is worth about two million euros. Pull this off and you and your crew could make some real money, Daniel. You leave tomorrow.
thank you marcel, for that... extremely redundant explanation.	C'mon, Laurant, America?
uh, yeah.	Good.   I have a job for you in America.
hey daniel! hello?  do you guys speak english?	Uh, yeah.
where's your brother?	Vincent's in the States on business.  That it?
i will relay the particulars of our conversation to mr. maranzano.	Yeah -- you do that.
you told me that on the phone. what the hell are you doing here? showing off your communication skills? go back to your people and tell them when they're serious to put a number on the table.	I will relay the particulars of our conversation to Mr. Maranzano.
to tell you that we're interested in the property.	You told me that on the phone. What the hell are you doing here? Showing off your communication skills? Go back to your people and tell them when they're serious to put a number on the table.
why are you here?	To tell you that we're interested in the property.
i'm not here to negotiate.	Why are you here?
okay.   how much?	I'm not here to negotiate.
i'm taking a vocabulary course to enhance my communication skills.	Okay.   How much?
then why not just fuckin' say better than expected? everybody knows what better than expected means.	I'm taking a vocabulary course to enhance my communication skills.
supernumerary. it means better than expected.	Then why not just fuckin' say better than expected? Everybody knows what better than expected means.
-- super what?	Supernumerary. It means better than expected.
yeah. that warehouse over on merchant street. the volume on our import business has risen dramatically. the proceeds this quarter will be supernumerary due to the --	-- Super what?
okay. i understand you're interested in one of our properties?	Yeah. That warehouse over on Merchant Street. The volume on our import business has risen dramatically. The proceeds this quarter will be supernumerary due to the --
i'm good.   really.	Okay. I understand you're interested in one of our properties?
you sure? i just got a shipment of espresso from sicily. special blend. can't find anything like it in the states.	I'm good.   Really.
no thank you.	You sure? I just got a shipment of espresso from Sicily. Special blend. Can't find anything like it in the States.
can i offer you something.    a drink? coffee?	No thank you.
when you return please extend my regards to mr. maranzano and his family.	Can I offer you something.    A drink? Coffee?
mr. maranzano sends his warmest regards.	When you return please extend my regards to Mr. Maranzano and his family.
good.   i'm good.	Mr. Maranzano sends his warmest regards.
good. i'm doing good. how you doin', frankie?	Good.   I'm good.
some cash. jewelry. the other stuff i can replace, but there's a cardboard box... photos of my mother. they're the only ones i have of her.	We're doing everything we can to find these people. Right Tony?
what is happening with the world? there was a time no civilian would touch a made man. now every babbo in the world thinks he can get away with something. what did they take?	Some cash. Jewelry. The other stuff I can replace, but there's a cardboard box... photos of my mother. They're the only ones I have of her.
yes.	What is happening with the world? There was a time no civilian would touch a made man. Now every babbo in the world thinks he can get away with something. What did they take?
they knew who you were when they broke in your house?	Yes.
why didn't you tell me about this?	You have enough to worry about, Angelo. You don't need my problems.
but you were there?	Angelo, we live and die by the rules we make. We are men of honor, but honor without respect is a... horse-less carriage.
i did. joey "two tons" and nicky "the rake" did the deed.	But you were there?
your own brother? you couldn't send someone else to do it?	I did. Joey "Two Tons" and Nicky "The Rake" did the deed.
he missed three weeks.	Your own brother? You couldn't send someone else to do it?
oh frankie, what's this i hear about your brother?	He missed three weeks.
you should. you can learn a lot about the criminal justice system on a program like that. very informative. stay and watch it with me.	You know, I'm kind of tired. I'm just gonna go home if it's all the same to you.
uh, no --	You should. You can learn a lot about the criminal justice system on a program like that. Very informative. Stay and watch it with me.
nah, that's just tony's way of telling me judge judy starts in ten minutes. you ever watch it?	Uh, no --
someone else coming?	Nah, that's just Tony's way of telling me Judge Judy starts in ten minutes. You ever watch it?
supernumerary. it means better than expected.	Good word.
they're gonna be what?	Supernumerary. It means better than expected.
i heard this quarter his profits are gonna be supernumerary.	They're gonna be what?
business must be good if he can afford to buy up useless property.	I heard this quarter his profits are gonna be supernumerary.
he sticks his toes in the water again, we'll cut 'em off.	Business must be good if he can afford to buy up useless property.
he's trying to get a foot hold in our territory.	He sticks his toes in the water again, we'll cut 'em off.
and nothing.     he's just feeling us out.	He's trying to get a foot hold in our territory.
and?	And nothing.     He's just feeling us out.
yeah. seems maranzano wants to talk about buying the merchant street warehouse.	And?
i understand bobby beans came to see you today.	Yeah. Seems Maranzano wants to talk about buying the Merchant Street warehouse.
no, i'm good, angelo.	I understand Bobby Beans came to see you today.
frankie, come in. good to see you.      you want something?	No, I'm good, Angelo.
thank you.	You have something for me?
this plane will take you to canada. from there you can fly back to paris.	Thank you.
i only ask so i can call you when the arrangements are made.	How about if I call you?
where are you staying?	I only ask so I can call you when the arrangements are made.
i just want to get my people home. i know who you are and what you could do to me if i don't honor my word.	Where are you staying?
i only have your word for that.	I just want to get my people home. I know who you are and what you could do to me if I don't honor my word.
i'll destroy them when we get back to paris.	I only have your word for that.
and the other half?	I'll destroy them when we get back to Paris.
half the tapes.	And the other half?
and for my help i would get what?	Half the tapes.
you want me to help you get out of the country?	And for my help I would get what?
we've got a lot of people looking for us. we'd just like to go home.	You want me to help you get out of the country?
i assume you want something?	We've got a lot of people looking for us. We'd just like to go home.
he's recorded every conversation he's had with you for years.	I assume you want something?
i don't think it will be a mystery much longer.	He's recorded every conversation he's had with you for years.
i've got to tell you, mr. bonanno, this guy's an idiot. how he's lived this long is a mystery.	I don't think it will be a mystery much longer.
you rob an associate of mine... a friend and--	Not such a good friend.   May I reach in my pocket?
i guess we're going to find out.	You rob an associate of mine... a friend and--
either you are incredibly brave, or incredibly stupid. which one is it?	I guess we're going to find out.
what kind of business?	Black market art. Zammito got to a few key security guards at the Metropolitan Museum. The Bastaldi's supplied the artists to make copies of famous works. They'd switch the paintings, send the originals to Paris and the Bastaldi's would sell them to private collectors.
laurant and vincent were in business with zammito.	What kind of business?
for what?	Laurant and Vincent were in business with Zammito.
i don't know.	If you think because you're a women this can't go hard on you, think again.
tonight?	I know they won't be home tonight.
why do i have to pick up the tapes.	Jesus!
raymond, grab the tapes.    we're leaving!	Why do I have to pick up the tapes.
why is everything an argument with you?	I'm just setting my boundaries.
i'm not any closer than you are.	Why is everything an argument with you?
because you're the closest.	I'm not any closer than you are.
why do i always have to answer the phone?	Because you're the closest.
get that, will you?	Why do I always have to answer the phone?
why not just steal another one?	Too risky. We don't need to get pulled over because of a stolen car.
forget the money! we've got bigger problems than the money right now.	She probably hid it at her place.    The six of us could find it in --
no one has mentioned the part of the plan about us getting caught and going to prison.	We're leaving. Raymond get the bag.
we can't.	I agree with Marcel. I say we go to the airport and get on a plane.
yeah.   we just go home.	We can't.
not a good idea. someone gets a license number and it all leads back to you. raymond, you'll steal one.	No problem.
you know what makes a good get away driver?  being able to get away!	You're always pointing out my negative qualities. My analyst says positive reinforcement is a much more productive way of relating with people.
cut his pants up the leg to the groin.	And be careful when you get near the top. Zero has a very long one.
and the vodka.	Cut his pants up the leg to the groin.
bring me the scissors.	And the Vodka.
i'm going to kill him myself!	What about the money?
you want zero to kill him?	I'm going to kill him myself!
bastaldi's dead. he is fuckin' dead!	You want Zero to kill him?
we are being watched. daniel grabs the binoculars and looks.	Cops?
he said to go fuck yourself.	We are tired and bored with your bullshit. So, put that stupid little knife away before Zero shoves it up your ass.
and if there is, then zero can kill someone?	We'll see.
i just want you there in case there's trouble.	And if there is, then Zero can kill someone?
hopefully no one.	No one? Then why is Zero here?
in english.   sami doesn't speak french.	Where are you from?
that's an excellent plan.     very comforting.	We'll think of something.
what for?	We need to rent a car and for that you need a credit card.
sami, tomorrow you lift a wallet from someone who looks like one of us.	What for?
i bought everything you put on the list. gloves. pen knives. flashlight. batteries were not on the list.	Why should I have to put it on the list? It's like saying to buy a car with tires.
i can't believe you didn't check.	I bought everything you put on the list. Gloves. Pen knives. Flashlight. Batteries were not on the list.
i thought they came with batteries.	I can't believe you didn't check.
you didn't buy batteries?	I thought they came with batteries.
do they come with batteries?	You didn't buy batteries?
i'm trying.    it doesn't work.	Do they come with batteries?
turn on the flashlight.	I'm trying.    It doesn't work.
we still have to get out of here.	Maybe if we gave the tapes back --
we all agreed to it. you had no way of knowing bastaldi was setting us up.	I just want to live long enough to get back to Paris. Just long enough to kill Bastaldi.
we had a chance to walk out of zammito's house.	We all agreed to it. You had no way of knowing Bastaldi was setting us up.
i'm not a guy who is known for his patience and right now you're testing mine.	What is that a threat? Are you fuckin' threatening me, Marcel?
you call being bastaldi's lap dog better?	Better than spending my life crawling through windows in the middle of the night.
do i?	This ain't about that and you know it. This is about you never forgiving me for leaving the crew.
fuck you! you know i'd never go along with something like this.	Do I?
you're sure?	I think if he told me he was going to steal Van Gogh's "Sunflowers in a vase" I would remember it.
no.	You're sure?
did you know about bastaldi's deal with zammito?	No.
the deal is whatever mr. bastaldi says it is.	You know, if you could get your nose out of Bastaldi's ass for two seconds you might see what's going on around you.
it was an honest mistake. ridgeway... ridgeroad... ridgeway road.	Everyone get some sleep.    We're leaving in the morning.
that moron.	It was an honest mistake. Ridgeway... Ridgeroad... Ridgeway Road.
you think it's smart to tell him we're french?	I think he's already figured that out.
besides, we don't know the city and--	Mr. Bastaldi isn't asking you if you want to go. He's telling you you're going! And if he's telling you you're going to be going then you are going to go!
did you have to use that much explosive?	I promised Bonanno I'd destroy the tapes.
i will.	You better.
i'm leaving you with my friends. i'm trusting you to do the right thing today.	I will.
does it really matter what i say?	I'm leaving you with my friends. I'm trusting you to do the right thing today.
you haven't answered my question.	Does it really matter what I say?
no, that would have left me with nothing because all of you would be dead.	You haven't answered my question.
if they had taken us by surprise they would have gotten the tapes back. that would have left us with nothing.	No, that would have left me with nothing because all of you would be dead.
hey, who warned you that they were coming up to the room?	If they had taken us by surprise they would have gotten the tapes back. That would have left us with nothing.
can i trust you, sami?	Hey, who warned you that they were coming up to the room?
what?	Can I trust you, Sami?
what'd you get?	Some bread and...
anybody hungry?	What'd you get?
he's been shot a lot.    he's used to it.	Anybody hungry?
what's he joking around for?    he's been shot.	He's been shot a lot.    He's used to it.
hello?	Get out of the room! You've got company coming up. I'll meet you at the Chevy.
okay. airports, train stations, bus station are out. we know they're connected to the car rental agencies because that's where they picked up raymond.	Even if we get out of town and go to another airport I'm sure the FBI and Chicago P.D. has alerted customs.
it's not your fault, daniel.	No?
hadley --	Has to be.
all right, knock it off.	All you are is a professional ass-kisser.
it makes sense. i mean, do you really think he would come along if he knew we were being set up?	I think he'd cut his dick off if Bastaldi told him to.
you steal some money from a man he gets over it in time. but these tapes. he's never going to stop looking for us.	We have to find Sophie.
they'll be waiting for us at the airport.	You steal some money from a man he gets over it in time. But these tapes. He's never going to stop looking for us.
you didn't think it was little suspicious that someone you only knew for a few hours wanted to sleep with you?	No.   Chicks dig me.
what's the big deal? it's not like i was on guard duty or something.	You didn't think it was little suspicious that someone you only knew for a few hours wanted to sleep with you?
how'd it go? i don't know.     daniel, how would you say it went?	I would have to say... pretty fuckin' bad. You gave us the wrong address Sophie.
it's not?	That's Frankie Zammito.   The Under boss of the Chicago Mafia.
good idea.	I'll be Elvis and you--
we've got to be careful not to use our real names while we're in here.	Good idea.
after the outside alarm is off we go in through the bedroom window.	Good. Zero and Julien will go in through the window and disable the motion detector. The rest of us will come in through the front door.
this is zero.	Hi. I'm one and this is two, three, four and five.
okay, we're square now, right?	There's just one more thing I need you to do.
what?	I'll tell you when it's time.
there's ten grand in here. it's yours. i'm going to call you again. there's one more thing i need you to do.	What?
we had a deal before you and your friends became the new poster boys for crime.	Fine.     Ten o'clock.
we had a deal.	We had a deal before you and your friends became the new poster boys for crime.
yeah. all set. tomorrow morning. ten o'clock. room 211. barclay hotel on river street. oh, and due to your recent notoriety and the heat that comes with it, i'm going to have to increase my brokerage fee to twenty five hundred.	We had a deal.
-- did you set it up?	Yeah. All set. Tomorrow morning. Ten o'clock. Room 211. Barclay Hotel on River Street. Oh, and due to your recent notoriety and the heat that comes with it, I'm going to have to increase my brokerage fee to twenty five hundred.
hey you guys are becoming famous.      i was just watching the news and--	-- Did you set it up?
it's me.	Hey you guys are becoming famous.      I was just watching the news and--
yeah?	It's me.
a thousand dollars?	Fine.
how much?	A thousand dollars?
and, uh, i'm going to have to charge you a commission... kind of like a brokerage fee.	How much?
i ain't no rat.  you got money, right?	And, uh, I'm going to have to charge you a commission... kind of like a brokerage fee.
why haven't you turned us in?	I ain't no rat.  You got money, right?
yeah, i'd be from belgium too if i was you. you know zammito just put his own brother in the hospital? broke his arm cause he was late on a debt. i mention this to illustrate the kind of people who are lookin' for you.	Why haven't you turned us in?
i'm from belgium.	Yeah, I'd be from Belgium too if I was you. You know Zammito just put his own brother in the hospital? Broke his arm cause he was late on a debt. I mention this to illustrate the kind of people who are lookin' for you.
i can see that. the man's car you stole. raphael ruiz. he's head of the 19th street gang and one crazy motherfucker. and frankie zammito's got the word out he's looking for some french dudes. you're french ain't ya?	I'm from Belgium.
i've got a way with people.	I can see that. The man's car you stole. Raphael Ruiz. He's head of the 19th Street gang and one crazy motherfucker. And Frankie Zammito's got the word out he's looking for some French dudes. You're French ain't ya?
i ain't bullshittin'. i can get guns. i can get any kind of gun you want. but they ain't gonna help your sorry ass. you ain't been in town one day and already you got two of the toughest people in chicago looking for you. how is that possible?	I've got a way with people.
don't bullshit me.	I ain't bullshittin'. I can get guns. I can get any kind of gun you want. But they ain't gonna help your sorry ass. You ain't been in town one day and already you got two of the toughest people in Chicago looking for you. How is that possible?
man, i can get anything.	Don't bullshit me.
guns.   can you get them?	Man, I can get anything.
what do you want now?	Guns.   Can you get them?
i'll be right back. he gets out of the car and walks over to him.	What do you want now?
tell me the truth hector... do you think we'll find my car?	Hard to say.
he told enrique he didn't know anything about his car.	I don't give a shit about your cousin's car. We're here about my car. So, shut your mouth! You think you can do that? You think you can keep your big mouth shut?
hector, don't interrupt me.	He told Enrique he didn't know anything about his car.
-- you stole my cousin enrique's car.	Hector, don't interrupt me.
i just thought that--	-- Don't think. Okay?        You're not good at it.
hey, idiot -- i've got stolen wheels and a stolen radio in the car.	I just thought that--
maybe you should call the police.	Hey, idiot -- I've got stolen wheels and a stolen radio in the car.
good song though.	Great fuckin' song.
can you believe that guy?    what a moron.	Good song though.
but we ain't had nothing to eat all day boss.	Oh, I'm sorry.
just find them!	Okay boss.
you didn't say find them. you said, "get them."	Just find them!
if i knew where they were you wouldn't have to find them, would you?	You didn't say find them. You said, "get them."
okay boss.   where are they?	If I knew where they were you wouldn't have to find them, would you?
you know why i'm handling it very well? because you're going to get these guys for me.	Okay boss.   Where are they?
well, i must say you're handling it very well.	You know why I'm handling it very well? Because you're going to get these guys for me.
well, you know, when five guys break into my house in the middle of the night, stick guns in my face, tie me up and steal from me... it does irritate me.	Well, I must say you're handling it very well.
boy, you must be pissed.	Well, you know, when five guys break into my house in the middle of the night, stick guns in my face, tie me up and steal from me... it does irritate me.
everything.	Boy, you must be pissed.
everything?	Everything.
everything.	Everything?
what'd they take?	Everything.
yeah, french guys from france.	What'd they take?
french guys?    you mean like from france?	Yeah, French guys from France.
they were all french guys.	French guys?    You mean like from France?
hey boss, it's not a science.	Send some flowers. Something nice. Roses or carnations. And one of those get well soon cards.
you said don't do it, boss.	That's right. I said don't do it. Did you listen to me? No. You wanted the money. So, I lent you twenty large. Now it's been three weeks and you ain't paid a dime. What do you think that makes me look like on the street? I don't do something to you and everyone will think they can skate.
what'd i tell you? huh, vinny? what'd i tell you when you came to me for money? didn't i ask you not to do it? did i not say that?  what'd i say to him?	You said don't do it, boss.
i don't know.     i didn't look.	Go look.
what room number?	I don't know.     I didn't look.
the holiday hotel.	What room number?
what hotel?	The Holiday Hotel.
a wallet.    a hotel room card.    some cash.	What hotel?
yeah. i'll come down and make a full confession later. right now, tell me what else you found?	A Wallet.    A hotel room card.    Some cash.
no. it's just that the french guy had a gunshot wound on his neck. so, this is a homicide. are you guys involved in this?	Yeah. I'll come down and make a full confession later. Right now, tell me what else you found?
are you forgetting who supplements your income?	No. It's just that the French guy had a gunshot wound on his neck. So, this is a homicide. Are you guys involved in this?
some french guy. at least that's what his passport said. you know joey, i shouldn't be talking to you about this.	Are you forgetting who supplements your income?
and the other car?	Some French guy. At least that's what his passport said. You know Joey, I shouldn't be talking to you about this.
dead bodies. the ones in the lincoln are your... associates.	And the other car?
what'd you guys find?	Dead bodies. The ones in the Lincoln are your... associates.
i was told to take what we have and go.	Go where?   The police are outside.
what do we do?	I was told to take what we have and go.
i'm telling you i've pulled out everything in the safe. there aren't any jewels.	There must be half a million dollars here though.
there has to be.	I'm telling you I've pulled out everything in the safe. There aren't any jewels.
yeah and if you turned it around it would say to go right.	Oh yeah.
the map said to go left.	Yeah and if you turned it around it would say to go right.
and he gave it to us.    145 ridgeway road.	No.    145 Ridgeroad Way.
yes.	And he gave it to us.    145 Ridgeway Road.
bastaldi got the address from you, yes?	Yes.
no, i didn't.	Bastaldi got the address from you, yes?
what about transportation?	You can use my car.
there's an exterior alarm system. there's also another one in the hall that leads to the bedroom with a motion detector. the control panel is in the bedroom.	I can handle the exterior alarm, but the one in the bedroom is a problem.
they don't have a wine list.	Oh, then we will have the house wine.
maybe i'm missing the obvious, but why aren't we leaving town? any place has to be safer for us than chicago.	It doesn't matter where we go. Between Zammito and the FBI they'll find us. We have to end this here.
we've got to get out of here.	That's brilliant! Care to elaborate?
don't tell me to be cool! we were supposed to be in and out. in and out! in the last twenty four hours we've managed to get the mafia... the fbi... the chicago police department and a group of latin gang members after us. i haven't left out anyone, have i?  i don't think so, because we've already pissed off everyone in the fuckin' city!	We've got to get out of here.
hey, it's not your picture on the tv, it's mine. so, try to be cool.	Don't tell me to be cool! We were supposed to be in and out. In and out! In the last twenty four hours we've managed to get the Mafia... the FBI... the Chicago Police Department and a group of Latin gang members after us. I haven't left out anyone, have I?  I don't think so, because we've already pissed off everyone in the fuckin' city!
this is bad. this is really fuckin' bad. am i the only one who sees how bad this is?	Hey, it's not your picture on the TV, it's mine. So, try to be cool.
i knew this was a mistake! i knew it last night when you asked me to go along with this. i could hear that little voice in my head saying, "don't do it! don't you do it!" jesus, why don't i ever listen to myself?	Yeah, but you did do it.   So let's deal with that.
no wonder zammito didn't want us to walk out with this stuff. he's planning on killing bonanno and taking over the family.	This wasn't the deal! The deal was to steal a necklace, not get in the middle of a Mafia war.
i don't know.     maybe if we did just leave --	C'mon, get real, will you. You think he's just going to forget about this? These guys are all about respect. All about honor. He's coming after us, so we might as well take the money.
this kind.	Okay.    I will have a beer.
what kind of restaurant doesn't serve wine?	This kind.
they don't serve wine here.	What kind of restaurant doesn't serve wine?
i see.   a master criminal.	Hey, I was told to come here by Marcel. You guys don't want me, I'll be more than happy to leave.
you know, a little of this, a little of that. i've boosted cars, stole radios, run a few scams. right now i'm into pick-pocketing.	I see.   A master criminal.
what is it you do, sami?	You know, a little of this, a little of that. I've boosted cars, stole radios, run a few scams. Right now I'm into pick-pocketing.
i'm sami.    marcel sent me.	What is it you do, Sami?
i'm not going to leave you.	We both know I'm already dead.
when we get to the next corner jump out.	I'm not going to leave you.
i knew i should have driven.	Stop talking. I'm trying to concentrate.
this is a car. i think this is the best american car i've ever driven.	This is the only American car you've ever driven.
i've never driven a cadillac before.	This is a car. I think this is the best American car I've ever driven.
i'm the driver.	I've never driven a Cadillac before.
i'll drive.	I'm the driver.
i am not comfortable with this.   i'm not a good liar.	Relax. It will be fine.
oh, man... this is bullshit!    you can't trust anyone these days.	She took everything!    Didn't even leave us cab fare.
how about canada?	What are we going to do, take a taxi?
no.   how much?	I don't know.     It's gotta be millions.
i'm talking about human beings communicating openly and honestly.	How about getting on your knees and communicating with my dick?
what the hell is he talking about?	I'm talking about human beings communicating openly and honestly.
there's no reason to be abusive. you're projecting your anger on me as a defense mechanism.	What the hell is he talking about?
pink panther, black panther. who gives a shit? and i don't remember asking you a god damn thing, you little turd.	There's no reason to be abusive. You're projecting your anger on me as a defense mechanism.
a black panther was a member of an african american militant group in the sixties, marcel. i think you're referring to the pink panther.	Pink panther, black panther. Who gives a shit? And I don't remember asking you a God Damn thing, you little turd.
give it to me, sami.	No!
no.	Give it to me, Sami.
fine. all of you want to be angry? be angry... but i'm the one who took the ball and that makes it mine.	No.
the baseball is mine.	No! You can't have the baseball! You're not entitled to the fuckin' baseball!
this is great. after everything we've been through we've got eight hundred euros and an autographed baseball.	The baseball is mine.
god, i want to go home.	Hey, you know you can't this in France.
it's good.	God, I want to go home.
you guys used to work together?	Yeah and he can't stand it that I tried to do something to better myself.
"vase with twelve sunflowers."	Whatever! He never told me about the Van Gogh or any of the other paintings.
mr. taylor?	No, that's not Mr. Taylor.
we have a problem. problem isn't the right word. dilemma. no that really doesn't describe --  do you know who that is?	Mr. Taylor?
c'mon, i look more like elvis than you do.	Okay.   You can be Elvis.
it's my idea.	C'mon, I look more like Elvis than you do.
-- i want to be elvis.	It's my idea.
you lived there. you know the city.	I've still got a few legal problems back in the States.
me?	You lived there. You know the city.
normally i'd be breaking your fingers right now, but i'm going to give you a chance to make enough to pay me back and have some extra for yourself. we have a group going to chicago to do a job. you're going with them.	Me?
yeah, i can see that.	Normally I'd be breaking your fingers right now, but I'm going to give you a chance to make enough to pay me back and have some extra for yourself. We have a group going to Chicago to do a job. You're going with them.
today's your lucky day, sami.	Yeah, I can see that.
going somewhere?	Oh, Marcel! I thought you were somebody else. If I knew it was you I would have never run.
they sort of got away.	I see. Well, get back out on the street and find them before I "sort of" kill you.
what happened?	They sort of got away.
get in the car.	Just tell me who's closer to the wall?
who is closer to the wall, joey or me?	Get in the car.
he's over at st. james. they had to put two pins in his arm.	I said a clean break.
how's my brother?	He's over at St. James. They had to put two pins in his arm.
fuck you, grease-ball!	Fuck me?   Fuck you!
and i'm tellin' you it ain't! now, turn your taco-eating ass around and get the hell out of here.	Fuck you, grease-ball!
i'm telling you that's my car!   and someone's gonna pay for it!	And I'm tellin' you it ain't! Now, turn your taco-eating ass around and get the hell out of here.
the hell it is.	I'm telling you that's my car!   And someone's gonna pay for it!
no.   it's mine.	The hell it is.
yeah.   it's mine.	No.   It's mine.
anybody know about that car outside?	Yeah.   It's mine.
no shit?	The papers for the car will arrive tomorrow.
it's yours. a gift. a gift you could give to your brother... or anyone you owe money to as partial payment.	No shit?
yeah.	It's yours. A gift. A gift you could give to your brother... or anyone you owe money to as partial payment.
you see that car?	Yeah.
how?	You see that car?
i understand. the person who sent me wishes to help you.	How?
i don't know what you're talking about.	I understand. The person who sent me wishes to help you.
i represent a person who wishes to remain anonymous, but is aware of your current financial problems with your brother.	I don't know what you're talking about.
uh huh.	I represent a person who wishes to remain anonymous, but is aware of your current financial problems with your brother.
mr. zammito?	Uh huh.
i would like to thank you for your hospitality.  if you are ever in paris here is my number.	Cool.
how are we going to do that?	I know where she went.
yeah, i dig him.	Although a cartoon I feel he shares a universal theme: We are all searching for love. No?
oh, pepe le pew. he is very funny and quite well known in france.	Yeah, I dig him.
no thank you.	Oh, Pepe Le Pew. He is very funny and quite well known in France.
no problem, man.  hey, you wanna hit?	No thank you.
i am raymond.     thank you for allowing us to stay here.	No problem, man.  Hey, you wanna hit?
glenmorangie.	Glenmorangie is very good.
j&amp;b?	Glenmorangie.
i'm more of a whiskey drinker myself.	J&amp;B?
the new beaujolais' come out in france next week. you like wine?	I'm more of a whiskey drinker myself.
i say we make him pay first. after that you can do whatever you want to him.	He's right. Do you have any idea what Van Gogh's "Vase with twelve Sunflowers" is worth?
you're not helping.	Julien, what you're doing right now is a very normal psychological reaction to stress. You're projecting your anger onto us.
i said knock it off! now as far as i'm concerned you two girls can bitch slap yourselves silly when this is over, but right now we've got to figure out what's going on.	It's simple. Bastaldi's moving up. He's closing down his operation and this is his way of saying thanks to all of us.
the money isn't here.	Where is it, Sophie?
how do we know what room she's in?	Wait here.
holy shit.	What?
i think we went the wrong way.	Oh, you think?
i'm glad you didn't get something flashy.	Watch this.
he speaks about himself in the third person?	Feel free to correct him if you want.
they killed our friend. it's personal now. besides, if we do that, then julien died for nothing. the tapes are the key.	He's right. The tapes give us leverage with Bastaldi.
and how do we do that?	I don't know.
it has to be at sophie's. she didn't have time to go anywhere else before she came here.	We don't know that for sure.
what does arresting us get them?	You wanna tell him?
they send us to zammito's house. the fbi is right across the street watching the whole thing, but they don't move. a crime is going down and they don't move. why?  because they were waiting for us to come out so they could arrest us.	What does arresting us get them?
i can't even hear myself think.	How are we supposed to sleep with this noise?
you put a loaded gun in your bag and brought it through customs? how stupid is that?	Zero did not put it in his bag.    He put it in yours.
well, you know, not all algerians speak french. it's a matter of what school you went too. me i never really --	-- Zero isn't interested in your life story.  Who gets killed?
and you don't speak french?	Well, you know, not all Algerians speak French. It's a matter of what school you went too. Me I never really --
algeria.	And you don't speak French?
why?	Vincent Bastaldi is in jail.
who are you waiting for?	Stick around and find out.
i really thought we had something special going. i can't tell you what a disappointment you've turned out to be.	After last night I could say the same for you.
sounds boring.	It's three in the morning.    Not much else to do.
i thought i'd listen to some of the tapes. see what's so important that a mob guy has to lock it away in his safe.	Sounds boring.
what are you doing?	I thought I'd listen to some of the tapes. See what's so important that a mob guy has to lock it away in his safe.
it's not your fault.	What are you doing?
i'm sorry things went so wrong today.	It's not your fault.
no.	I'm sorry things went so wrong today.
can't sleep?	No.
who's gonna see it there?	The lucky ones.
i've been thinking about getting tattoo. you know, a flower or something. on my ass.	Who's gonna see it there?
it's okay.   it was a long time ago.	I've been thinking about getting tattoo. You know, a flower or something. On my ass.
sorry.   i didn't mean to pry.	It's okay.   It was a long time ago.
no. i got it in prison. i went in for three years. when i came out she was married to my best friend. happy?	Sorry.   I didn't mean to pry.
you got it in a bar?	No. I got it in prison. I went in for three years. When I came out she was married to my best friend. Happy?
i don't remember.    i was drunk.	You got it in a bar?
that's how you get to know someone.       did it hurt when you got it?	I don't remember.    I was drunk.
you ask a lot of questions.	That's how you get to know someone.       Did it hurt when you got it?
it looks old.     did you get it a long time ago?	You ask a lot of questions.
something like that.	It looks old.     Did you get it a long time ago?
did she break your heart?	Something like that.
something like that.	Did she break your heart?
casandra. old girlfriend?	Something like that.
so you arranged to have the people you worked for robbed?	They're not nice people.
the art world doesn't fully appreciate my talent yet. i needed some way to pay the rent. laurant and vincent pay well for information.	So you arranged to have the people you worked for robbed?
just lucky i guess. how'd you start working for the bastaldi's?	The art world doesn't fully appreciate my talent yet. I needed some way to pay the rent. Laurant and Vincent pay well for information.
so, how did you get hooked up with these guys?	Just lucky I guess. How'd you start working for the Bastaldi's?
it belongs to vincent bastaldi. he left it last time he was here. i'm sure he wouldn't mind if you used it.	So, how did you get hooked up with these guys?
no, i like the bag. it would be good for the job tonight.	It belongs to Vincent Bastaldi. He left it last time he was here. I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you used it.
you like shoes?	No, I like the bag. It would be good for the job tonight.
you ever hear of jet lag?	Take a nap.
when do we go?	Tonight.
i wasn't expecting this many of you. i've got a few sleeping bags you can use.	Thanks.
okay.    okay.	I'll get you the papers tomorrow.
i don't know. sell it. it's gotta be worth something. someone gave it to me. c'mon frankie, i'm trying to make good here.	Okay.    Okay.
for me? what am i going to do with a piece of shit like this?	I don't know. Sell it. It's gotta be worth something. Someone gave it to me. C'mon Frankie, I'm trying to make good here.
it's for you.	For me? What am I going to do with a piece of shit like this?
oh really? thanks. i thought it was a sewing machine. what the hell is it doing here?	It's for you.
a car.	Oh really? Thanks. I thought it was a sewing machine. What the hell is it doing here?
what's this?	A car.
you gonna forget about the money i owe you?	What are you nuts? A debt is a debt. I was thinking I'd throw a little extra work your way. You know, you come down to the club, make espresso for the boys... wash their cars... run some errands... things like that.
yeah. i mean, you are my brother and... well i should have found another way of expressing my disappointment. so, i've decided to make it up to you.	You gonna forget about the money I owe you?
a little?	Yeah. I mean, you are my brother and... well I should have found another way of expressing my disappointment. So, I've decided to make it up to you.
i don't want anything. i just wanted to say... that i may have... overreacted a little the other day.	A little?
yeah. i'm going home today.    what do you want, frankie?	I don't want anything. I just wanted to say... that I may have... overreacted a little the other day.
yeah. i mean besides that.    they treating you all right? food okay?	Yeah. I'm going home today.    What do you want, Frankie?
you broke my arm. how the hell do you think i'm doin'?	Yeah. I mean besides that.    They treating you all right? Food okay?
so, i just come by to see how you're doin'?	You broke my arm. How the hell do you think I'm doin'?
that's good.    that's what a stand-up guy does.	So, I just come by to see how you're doin'?
she doesn't know. she thinks i fell down the stairs.	That's good.    That's what a stand-up guy does.
she seems pleasant enough.	She doesn't know. She thinks I fell down the stairs.
jesus, frankie, i'm your brother!	That's why we're only breaking one arm.
-- shut up! don't you try to make me feel bad about this. you knew what would happen to you if you didn't pay. this is on your head, not mine.  break his arm.	Jesus, Frankie, I'm your brother!
frankie, i --	-- Shut up! Don't you try to make me feel bad about this. You knew what would happen to you if you didn't pay. This is on your head, not mine.  Break his arm.
i didn't have the heart.	Well, Li Mu Bai can do it.
she's crazy.  you should have killed her.	I didn't have the heart.
li mu bai is coming to stay the night.	I'll go and make up his room!
much better.  you've been gone so long.	Li Mu Bai is coming to stay the night.
how's the arm?  still sore?	Much better.  You've been gone so long.
you're back!	How's the arm?  Still sore?
then leave her to me.	Pardon me, but I doubt you can handle her.  My wife was quite a martial arts expert.  Jade Fox killed her.  So you see, this is personal.  Leave her to me.
yes.	Then leave her to me.
this jade fox is a woman?	Yes.
i'm looking for someone.  jade fox. i'm a police inspector from shaan xi, gen su district.  jade fox is a master criminal.  i hear she infiltrated the yus.  she must have come with them when they transferred here.  but with yu's reputation, i can't just go in and accuse her.	This Jade Fox is a woman?
why were you spying on the yus?	I'm looking for someone.  Jade Fox. I'm a police inspector from Shaan Xi, Gen Su district.  Jade Fox is a master criminal.  I hear she infiltrated the Yus.  She must have come with them when they transferred here.  But with Yu's reputation, I can't just go in and accuse her.
i don't care about your sword.	Why were you spying on the Yus?
wait!  i'm a friend!	I don't care about your sword.
who are you?	Wait!  I'm a friend!
and if i use them to kill you?	That's a risk I'm willing to take. Deep down, you're good.  Even Jade Fox couldn't corrupt you.
i've always wanted a disciple worthy of wudan's secrets.	And if I use them to kill you?
why do you want to teach me?	I've always wanted a disciple worthy of Wudan's secrets.
why should i?  you need practice. i can teach you to fight with the green destiny, but first you must learn to hold it in stillness.	Why do you want to teach me?
go ahead.	Why should I?  You need practice. I can teach you to fight with the Green Destiny, but first you must learn to hold it in stillness.
on guard!	Real sharpness comes without effort.
then tell me where jade fox is.	On guard!
stop talking like a monk!  just fight!	Then tell me where Jade Fox is.
like most things, i am nothing. it's the same for this sword.  all of it is simply a state of mind.	Stop talking like a monk!  Just fight!
do you think you are a real master?	Like most things, I am nothing. It's the same for this sword.  All of it is simply a state of mind.
where's your master?	What's it to you?
i do as i please.	Where's your master?
isn't it a bit too late to be out? you've brought me the sword?	I do as I please.
tell me, who is your master?	Let's go!
i'm just playing around.	Tell me, who is your master?
my name is li mu bai.  the green destiny is mine.  jade fox can't be your master.  where did you learn that "xuan piu" move?	I'm just playing around.
what's it to you?	My name is Li Mu Bai.  The Green Destiny is mine.  Jade Fox can't be your master.  Where did you learn that "Xuan Piu" move?
who are you?  why is the green destiny in your possession?	What's it to you?
master... i started learning from you in secret when i was 10.  you enchanted me with the world of giang hu.  but once i realized i could surpass you, i became so frightened!  everything fell apart. i had no one to guide me, no one to learn from.	Believe me, I've a lesson or two left to teach you!
if i hadn't seen you fight with li mu bai, i'd still be ignorant of all you've hidden from me.	Master... I started learning from you in secret when I was 10.  You enchanted me with the world of Giang Hu.  But once I realized I could surpass you, I became so frightened!  Everything fell apart. I had no one to guide me, no one to learn from.
you wouldn't have understood, even if i had tried to explain.  you know... you've gone as far as you can go.  i hid my skills so as not to hurt you.	If I hadn't seen you fight with Li Mu Bai, I'd still be ignorant of all you've hidden from me.
i studied the diagrams.  but you hid the details!	You wouldn't have understood, even if I had tried to explain.  You know... you've gone as far as you can go.  I hid my skills so as not to hurt you.
you think you've been teaching me all these years from the manual? you couldn't even decipher the symbols!	I studied the diagrams.  But you hid the details!
yes, you do!  you are still my disciple.	You think you've been teaching me all these years from the manual? You couldn't even decipher the symbols!
i owe you nothing.	Yes, you do!  You are still my disciple.
it's the giang hu fighter lifestyle... kill or be killed. exciting, isn't it?	I owe you nothing.
shut up!	It's the Giang Hu fighter lifestyle... kill or be killed. Exciting, isn't it?
wherever we want.  we'll get rid of anyone in our way.  even your father.	Shut up!
that was just for fun.  how can i leave?  where would i go?	Wherever we want.  We'll get rid of anyone in our way.  Even your father.
you're already a thief.	That was just for fun.  How can I leave?  Where would I go?
i'll never live as a thief!	You're already a thief.
they wouldn't have found me if you hadn't stolen the sword.  like a little girl, you thought stealing would be fun?  you, too, are responsible for that death.  come with me.  you don't want to waste your life as the wife of some bureaucrat.  denied your talent... as a master and disciple we will rule.	I'll never live as a thief!
why are you still here?  you killed a policeman.  you should leave! you'll bring ruin on my whole family.	They wouldn't have found me if you hadn't stolen the sword.  Like a little girl, you thought stealing would be fun?  You, too, are responsible for that death.  Come with me.  You don't want to waste your life as the wife of some bureaucrat.  Denied your talent... As a master and disciple we will rule.
you're home late... or should i say early?	Why are you still here?  You killed a policeman.  You should leave! You'll bring ruin on my whole family.
are you related to li mu bai?	He is my defeated foe!
you don't seem to understand.	So what if I don't?
don't bother.	You don't seem to understand.
in that case, perhaps we could be of assistance.	Don't bother.
hello.  what is your name?	Long.
this spells trouble.	I have a guest.
it will be just the same.  enough! i'm tired.	Autumn is coming.  I'll shut the windows for you.
go to bed then.  miss has grown up, and is getting married soon.  god knows what the future will bring.	It will be just the same.  Enough! I'm tired.
i'm tired now.	Go to bed then.  Miss has grown up, and is getting married soon.  God knows what the future will bring.
don't invite danger into your father's house.	I'm tired now.
i'll socialize with whomever i please.	Don't invite danger into your father's house.
she's one of those.  your mother would not want you consorting with her kind.	I'll socialize with whomever I please.
do you know her?	She's one of those.  Your mother would not want you consorting with her kind.
i heard you met shu lien today.	Do you know her?
put them down.	I heard you met Shu Lien today.
i've made you silk pajamas.  do you want to change into them?	Put them down.
please sit.	I've made you silk pajamas.  Do you want to change into them?
take my horse and go to the compound. give this to mrs. wu.  she'll help you.  hurry!	Spare your energy.  I'll be back!
you can't die!  tell us what poison you used!  you can't die!  tell us the antidote!  you can't let li mu bai die!	She used Purple Yin... Purple Yin poison.  It goes straight to the heart.
without the green destiny, you are nothing.	Don't be a sore loser.  Go ahead. Take your pick.  I'll wait.  Go ahead.
come and get it if you can.	Without the Green Destiny, you are nothing.
don't touch it!  that's li mu bai's sword.	Come and get it if you can.
how dare you accuse us?  i always knew you had stolen the sword! i've done nothing but protect you and your family.  and you're repaid me with nothing but contempt.  li mu bai himself spared you, and all you do is insult him.  we wanted some peace and you've ruined it all! you're no sister of mine!	What do I care?  You were never a real friend anyway.  But I wonder, how long could you last as my enemy?
you're working together to set me up!  i'm leaving!	How dare you accuse us?  I always knew you had stolen the sword! I've done nothing but protect you and your family.  And you're repaid me with nothing but contempt.  Li Mu Bai himself spared you, and all you do is insult him.  We wanted some peace and you've ruined it all! You're no sister of mine!
li mu bai has made arrangements. he sent him to wudan mountain.	You're working together to set me up!  I'm leaving!
where is he now?	Li Mu Bai has made arrangements. He sent him to Wudan Mountain.
he really loves you.  come back to peking with me.  we'll find a solution.	Where is he now?
you know about lo?	He really loves you.  Come back to Peking with me.  We'll find a solution.
go back to them first.  then you can decide about lo.	You know about Lo?
they forced me to marry!	Go back to them first.  Then you can decide about Lo.
look at the trouble you've caused. now you know what giang hu life is really like.  if you think of me as your sister, let me give you some sisterly advice.  you can run from marriage, but not your parents.	They forced me to marry!
you, sister...	Look at the trouble you've caused. Now you know what Giang Hu life is really like.  If you think of me as your sister, let me give you some sisterly advice.  You can run from marriage, but not your parents.
i was just passing by and wondered how you were.	You, sister...
i'll give them to you.	I was just passing by and wondered how you were.
i'm just borrowing some clean clothes.  i'm not staying.	I'll give them to you.
here you must be in proper attire.	I'm just borrowing some clean clothes.  I'm not staying.
you say she killed a policeman?	Yes, from the West.  He went undercover and and followed her here,
don't distance us.  from now on, let's be like sisters.	Then as a sister, let me wish you happiness in your marriage.
i am not an aristocrat, as you are... but i must still respect a woman's duties.	Don't distance us.  From now on, let's be like sisters.
too bad for meng, but it's not your fault, or li mu bai's.	I am not an aristocrat, as you are... but I must still respect a woman's duties.
his name was meng si zhao.  he was a brother to li mu bai by oath. one day, while in battle, he was killed by the sword of li mu bai's enemy.  after, li mu bai and i went through a lot together.  our feelings for each other grew stronger.  but how could we dishonor meng's memory?  so the freedom you talk about, i too desire it.  but i have never tasted it.	Too bad for Meng, but it's not your fault, or Li Mu Bai's.
no, really?	His name was Meng Si Zhao.  He was a brother to Li Mu Bai by oath. One day, while in battle, he was killed by the sword of Li Mu Bai's enemy.  After, Li Mu Bai and I went through a lot together.  Our feelings for each other grew stronger.  But how could we dishonor Meng's memory?  So the freedom you talk about, I too desire it.  But I have never tasted it.
yes.  did you know i was once engaged to be married?	No, really?
about you and li mu bai?	Yes.  Did you know I was once engaged to be married?
do you think so?  let me tell you a story.	About you and Li Mu Bai?
am i?  i wish i were like the heroes in the books i read.  like you and li mu bai.  i guess i'm happy to be marrying.  but to be free to live my own life, to choose whom i love... that is true happiness.	Do you think so?  Let me tell you a story.
you are fornuate to marry into such a noble family.	Am I?  I wish I were like the heroes in the books I read.  Like you and Li Mu Bai.  I guess I'm happy to be marrying.  But to be free to live my own life, to choose whom I love... That is true happiness.
i'm hardly doing a thing.  the less i think of it the better.  my parents are arranging everything. the gous are a very powerful family. my marrying one will be good for my father's career.	You are fornuate to marry into such a noble family.
thank you for seeing me.  i hear your wedding day is near.  you must be overwhelmed by the preparations.	I'm hardly doing a thing.  The less I think of it the better.  My parents are arranging everything. The Gous are a very powerful family. My marrying one will be good for my father's career.
please.	Thank you for seeing me.  I hear your wedding day is near.  You must be overwhelmed by the preparations.
maybe it is.  i wouldn't know.	Please.
you write gracefully.  calligraphy is so similar to fencing.	Maybe it is.  I wouldn't know.
you're doing calligraphy?	I'll write your name.  Just for fun.
i'm bored.	You're doing calligraphy?
how so?	I'm bored.
i've missed you.	How so?
no!  you couldn't roam around freely if you were.	You're probably right.
what do you think?	No!  You couldn't roam around freely if you were.
you're not married, are you?	What do you think?
so i heard.  congratulations.  it's the most important step in a woman's life, isn't it?	You're not married, are you?
you know what i mean.  i'm getting married soon, but i haven't lived the life i want.	So I heard.  Congratulations.  It's the most important step in a woman's life, isn't it?
sure.  no place to bathe for days, sleeping in flea-infested beds... they tell you all about that in those books?	You know what I mean.  I'm getting married soon, but I haven't lived the life I want.
but you're just like the characters in the stories.	Sure.  No place to bathe for days, sleeping in flea-infested beds... They tell you all about that in those books?
writers wouldn't sell many books if they told how it really is.	But you're just like the characters in the stories.
i've read all about people like you. roaming wild, beating up anyone who gets in your way!	Writers wouldn't sell many books if they told how it really is.
fighters have rules too: friendship, trust, integrity... without rules, we wouldn't survive for long.	I've read all about people like you. Roaming wild, beating up anyone who gets in your way!
it must be exciting to be a fighter, to be totally free!	Fighters have rules too: friendship, trust, integrity... Without rules, we wouldn't survive for long.
really?	It must be exciting to be a fighter, to be totally free!
yes, i am.  but i prefer the machete.  certain moves, however, call for a sword.	Really?
you're a sword fighter too?	Yes, I am.  But I prefer the machete.  Certain moves, however, call for a sword.
you're too young to understand.	You're a sword fighter too?
li mu bai!  the famous warrior? why would he give his sword to sir te?	You're too young to understand.
my friend li mu bai.  he's given it to sir te as a gift.	Li Mu Bai!  The famous warrior? Why would he give his sword to Sir Te?
exquisite!  you said it belongs to...	My friend Li Mu Bai.  He's given it to Sir Te as a gift.
beautiful but dangerous.  once you see it tainted with blood, its beauty is hard to admire.  it's 400 years old.	Exquisite!  You said it belongs to...
but i have had much practice.  as a child in the west, a platoon lived with us.  they'd let me play with their weapons.  the scabbard is so beautiful.	Beautiful but dangerous.  Once you see it tainted with blood, its beauty is hard to admire.  It's 400 years old.
the handle is heavy.  and the blade is no ordinary metal.  still, the sword is the lightest of weapons. you're just not used to handling it.	But I have had much practice.  As a child in the West, a platoon lived with us.  They'd let me play with their weapons.  The scabbard is so beautiful.
it's heavy for such a thin piece of metal!	The handle is heavy.  And the blade is no ordinary metal.  Still, the sword is the lightest of weapons. You're just not used to handling it.
the antidote exists.  she taught it to me.  the formula is simple, but it takes time to prepare.  trust me. as you have helped me, let me help you.	All right.  Hurry.  I will hold on as long as I can.
never!	Then you have no use for the sword.
kneel!	Never!
give it back!	Kneel!
all right.  if you can take back the sword in three moves, i'll go with you.	Give it back!
what i've always wanted, to teach you.	All right.  If you can take back the sword in three moves, I'll go with you.
what do you want?	What I've always wanted, to teach you.
let's end this here.	Only the sword will settle this.
not another lecture!  on guard!	Let's end this here.
stop it!  you don't deserve the green destiny.	Not another lecture!  On guard!
"a faithful heart makes wishes come true."	Make a wish, Lo.
do you remember the legend of the young man?	"A faithful heart makes wishes come true."
jen...	Don't ever come back.
go.	Jen...
i will.	If you don't, I'll come after you. And I won't let you off so easy.
keep it safe.  return it to me when we are together again.	I will.
you must decide.  you might get tired of this life.  you might begin to miss your family.  if it were our daughter, we'd look for her too.  she would miss us.  jen... i want you to be mine forever.  i will make my mark on the world.  i will earn your parents' respect. we have a legend.  anyone who dares to jump from the mountain, god will grant his wish.  long ago, a young man's parents were ill, so he jumped.  he didn't die.  he wasn't even hurt.  he floated away, far away, never to return.  he knew his wish had come true.  if you believe, it will happen.  the elders say, "a faithful heart makes wishes come true."	Keep it safe.  Return it to me when we are together again.
don't send me back!	You must decide.  You might get tired of this life.  You might begin to miss your family.  If it were our daughter, we'd look for her too.  She would miss us.  Jen... I want you to be mine forever.  I will make my mark on the world.  I will earn your parents' respect. We have a legend.  Anyone who dares to jump from the mountain, God will grant his wish.  Long ago, a young man's parents were ill, so he jumped.  He didn't die.  He wasn't even hurt.  He floated away, far away, never to return.  He knew his wish had come true.  If you believe, it will happen.  The elders say, "A faithful heart makes wishes come true."
it is trouble for me.	Don't send me back!
let them look.	It is trouble for me.
your father's men are still looking for you.  they're still out there, circling closer.	Let them look.
so you're still that little boy looking for shooting stars.	I am a man.  And now I've found the brightest star of all.
out here, you always fight for survival.  you have to be part of a gang to stand a chance.  slowly, your gang becomes your family.  all that dark cloud stuff is just to scare people and make my life easier.	So you're still that little boy looking for shooting stars.
and so, the little boy became a fearsome bandit.  he couldn't find the stars, so he stole my comb.	Out here, you always fight for survival.  You have to be part of a gang to stand a chance.  Slowly, your gang becomes your family.  All that Dark Cloud stuff is just to scare people and make my life easier.
when i was a boy, one night, i saw a thousand shooting stars.  i thought, where did they all go? i'm an orphan.  i used to look for stars alone.  i thought if i rode to the other end of the desert, i'd find them.  i've been riding in the desert ever since.	And so, the little boy became a fearsome bandit.  He couldn't find the stars, so he stole my comb.
give it back.	When I was a boy, one night, I saw a thousand shooting stars.  I thought, where did they all go? I'm an orphan.  I used to look for stars alone.  I thought if I rode to the other end of the desert, I'd find them.  I've been riding in the desert ever since.
i don't take orders from anyone.	Give it back.
give me back my comb.	I don't take orders from anyone.
i'm sorry... i guessed wrong.  i though you were a han.	Give me back my comb.
by the way, i'm a real manchurian.	I'm sorry... I guessed wrong.  I though you were a Han.
not true.  i can use it to pick fleas from my horse.	By the way, I'm a real Manchurian.
it's mine.  it means a lot to me. a barbarian like you wouldn't understand.	Not true.  I can use it to pick fleas from my horse.
no more hitting on the head!  all this trouble for a comb?	It's mine.  It means a lot to me. A barbarian like you wouldn't understand.
you coward!	Still in a bad mood?  At least you're speaking.  What's your name?
you've got quite a temper.  it's better this way.	You coward!
well, there used to be!  what's your name?  i'm lo.  the hans call me dark cloud.  i'm not that tall or big, but i'm quick as lightning.	My comb!
you're tired.  you need rest.  your horse needs water.  there's a creek up here.	Well, there used to be!  What's your name?  I'm Lo.  The Hans call me Dark Cloud.  I'm not that tall or big, but I'm quick as lightning.
give it back!	You're tired.  You need rest.  Your horse needs water.  There's a creek up here.
let's stop a moment.	Give it back!
you shouldn't have come.	With all the traffic on your rooftop these days... it took me a while to get in here.  I can't wait any longer.  I was wrong to let you go.  Come back with me.  You'll be happy in the desert.  You'll be free there.
jen!	You shouldn't have come.
lo?	Jen!
use it to meditate.  free yourself from this world as you have been taught.  let your soul rise to eternity with your last breath.  do not waste it... for me.	I've already wasted my whole life. I want to tell you with my last breath... I have always loved you. I would rather be a ghost, drifting by your side... as a condemned soul... than enter heaven without you.  Because of your love... I will never be a lonely spirit.
my life is departing.  i've only one breath left.	Use it to meditate.  Free yourself from this world as you have been taught.  Let your soul rise to eternity with your last breath.  Do not waste it... for me.
save your strength.	My life is departing.  I've only one breath left.
shu lien...	Save your strength.
mu bai, hold on.  give me some hope...	Shu Lien...
my blood will soon reverse its flow. it's the same poison she used to kill my master.  there is no antidote.	That can't be!  Everything has an antithesis!  Why not this?
jade fox drugged her.  how did you get here?	We followed Jade Fox.
what happened?	Jade Fox drugged her.  How did you get here?
i'll look around and catch up later.	Not a bad idea.  Tonight we'll get a good night's sleep at headquarters.
what about you?	I'll look around and catch up later.
we're close to your headquarters. go home and check in.	What about you?
to repress one's feelings only makes them stronger.	You're right, but I don't know what to do.  I want to be with you... just like this.  It gives me a sense of peace.
giang hu is a world of tigers and dragons, full of corruption... i tried sincerely to give it up but i have brought us only trouble.	To repress one's feelings only makes them stronger.
your hand, rough and callused from machete practice... all this time, i've never had the courage to touch it.	Giang Hu is a world of tigers and dragons, full of corruption... I tried sincerely to give it up but I have brought us only trouble.
not everything is an illusion.  my hand... wasn't that real?	Your hand, rough and callused from machete practice... All this time, I've never had the courage to touch it.
shu lien... the things we touch have no permanence.  my master would say... there is nothing we can hold on to in this world.  only by letting go can we truly possess what is real.	Not everything is an illusion.  My hand... wasn't that real?
don't you want to see her again.	All right.  I'll write you an introduction.  Take it to Wudan. Wait there for news from me.
you think jade fox will show up?	She's out there, but I doubt she'll show herself.  We'll keep our eyes open.  Sooner or later, she'll come for the girl.
i wish there were something more i could do to help you.	Just be patient with me, Shu Lien.
i thought by giving away the sword, i could escape the giang hu world. but the cycle of bloodshed continues.	I wish there were something more I could do to help you.
it's not our affair.  even if wudan accepts her, her husband might object.	I thought by giving away the sword, I could escape the Giang Hu world. But the cycle of bloodshed continues.
for her, they might make an exception.  if not, i'm afraid she'll become a poisoned dragon.	It's not our affair.  Even if Wudan accepts her, her husband might object.
but wudan does not accept women.	For her, they might make an exception.  If not, I'm afraid she'll become a poisoned dragon.
that's not for her.  she should come to wudan and become a disciple.	But Wudan does not accept women.
she's an aristocrat's daughter. she's not one of us.  in any case, it will all be over soon.  you'll kill fox, and she'll marry.	That's not for her.  She should come to Wudan and become a disciple.
she needs direction... and training.	She's an aristocrat's daughter. She's not one of us.  In any case, it will all be over soon.  You'll kill Fox, and she'll marry.
i knew she would intrigue you.	She needs direction... and training.
you did your job well.  but, this girl... i saw her last night.	I knew she would intrigue you.
my job was to get the sword back, without embarassing anyone.  i wasn't about to ruin her life, or her father's.	You did your job well.  But, this girl... I saw her last night.
true.  but i must borrow it for one last mission.  jade fox must die at its edge.  did you know what you were hiding when you covered for that girl?	My job was to get the sword back, without embarassing anyone.  I wasn't about to ruin her life, or her father's.
but it's not your sword anymore. you gave it to sir te.	True.  But I must borrow it for one last mission.  Jade Fox must die at its edge.  Did you know what you were hiding when you covered for that girl?
i admit, getting it back makes me realize how much i'd missed it.	But it's not your sword anymore. You gave it to Sir Te.
then, why did you come?	Well, we had talked...
i don't know it was stolen until i got here.	Then, why did you come?
what do you mean?  didn't you come back here for it?	I don't know it was stolen until I got here.
that's not what i meant.  i don't care about the sword.	What do you mean?  Didn't you come back here for it?
no, i'd already sent them home. you can blame me for losing the sword, but please trust that i'll get it back soon using my own methods.	That's not what I meant.  I don't care about the sword.
but your men are watching over yu's compund?	No, I'd already sent them home. You can blame me for losing the sword, but please trust that I'll get it back soon using my own methods.
no, not yet...	But your men are watching over Yu's compund?
have you questioned him yet?	No, not yet...
it was bo, sir te's man.  i hear he followed the thief to the yus'.	Have you questioned him yet?
it says jade fox is hiding at yu's. on the night of the theft there was a brawl near yu's.  were you involved?	It was Bo, Sir Te's man.  I hear he followed the thief to the Yus'.
no.	It says Jade Fox is hiding at Yu's. On the night of the theft there was a brawl near Yu's.  Were you involved?
did you see who posted it?	No.
be careful.  sir te requires discretion.  official business is difficult enough.  don't let personal feelings make it worse. and i don't know... even this poster... could be some sort of trap.	Did you see who posted it?
so i shall avenge my master's death after all.	Be careful.  Sir Te requires discretion.  Official business is difficult enough.  Don't let personal feelings make it worse. And I don't know... even this poster... could be some sort of trap.
is there any place safer than under the nose of governor yu?	So I shall avenge my master's death after all.
i didn't think she'd dare come back to peking!	Is there any place safer than under the nose of Governor Yu?
you always suspected she'd fled to the west.	I didn't think she'd dare come back to Peking!
jade fox?  impossible.	You always suspected she'd fled to the West.
what have you discovered?	Jade Fox?  Impossible.
but something is going on at the yu household.	What have you discovered?
sir te believes it's a ploy cast suspicion on governor yu.	But something is going on at the Yu household.
join me once you have finished.  i can wait for you in peking.	Perhaps.
first i must visit my master's grave.  it's been many years since jade fox murdered him.  i have yet to avenge his death.  and yet i'm thinking of quitting.  i must pray for his forgiveness.	Join me once you have finished.  I can wait for you in Peking.
come with me to peking.  you can give the sword to sir te yourself. it'll be just like old times.	First I must visit my master's grave.  It's been many years since Jade Fox murdered him.  I have yet to avenge his death.  And yet I'm thinking of quitting.  I must pray for his forgiveness.
so what will you do now?	Come with me to Peking.  You can give the sword to Sir Te yourself. It'll be just like old times.
it's time for me to leave it behind.	So what will you do now?
you use it justly, you're worthy of it.	It's time for me to leave it behind.
too many men have died at its edge. it only looks pure because blood washes so easily from its blade.	You use it justly, you're worthy of it.
i don't understand.  how can you part with it?  it has always been with you.	Too many men have died at its edge. It only looks pure because blood washes so easily from its blade.
i am.  he has always been our greatest protector.	I don't understand.  How can you part with it?  It has always been with you.
the green destiny sword?  you're giving it to sir te?	I am.  He has always been our greatest protector.
perhaps i could ask you to deliver something to sir te for me.	The Green Destiny Sword?  You're giving it to Sir Te?
we're preparing a convoy for a delivery to peking.	Perhaps I could ask you to deliver something to Sir Te for me.
something i can't let go of.  you are leaving soon?	We're preparing a convoy for a delivery to Peking.
what was it?	Something I can't let go of.  You are leaving soon?
no.  i didn't feel the bliss of enlightenment.  instead... i was surrounded by an endless sorrow.  i couldn't bear it.  i broke off my meditation.  i couldn't go on. there was something... pulling me back.	What was it?
you were enlightened?	No.  I didn't feel the bliss of enlightenment.  Instead... I was surrounded by an endless sorrow.  I couldn't bear it.  I broke off my meditation.  I couldn't go on. There was something... pulling me back.
during my meditation training... i came to a place of deep silence... i was surrounded by light... time and space disappeared.  i had come to a place my master had never told me about.	You were enlightened?
why?  you're a wudan fighter. training is everything.	During my meditation training... I came to a place of deep silence... I was surrounded by light... Time and space disappeared.  I had come to a place my master had never told me about.
i left the training early.	Why?  You're a Wudan fighter. Training is everything.
the mountain must be so peaceful... i envy you.  my work keeps me so busy, i hardly get any rest.	I left the training early.
yes.	The mountain must be so peaceful... I envy you.  My work keeps me so busy, I hardly get any rest.
monk zheng said you were at wudan mountain.  he said you were practicing deep meditation.	Yes.
fine.	Monk Zheng said you were at Wudan Mountain.  He said you were practicing deep meditation.
good.  and how are you?	Fine.
it has.  how's business?	Good.  And how are you?
mu bai...it's been too long.	It has.  How's business?
maybe the murderer and the thief are one and the same.	I doubt it.  This thief... it very unusual...
yes.  the very killer of li mu bai's own master.  last night, she killed a policeman who had tracked her down.	A female criminal!  Now that's news!
a murderer?	Yes.  The very killer of Li Mu Bai's own master.  Last night, she killed a policeman who had tracked her down.
no mercy will be shown toward the murderer who turned up in peking.	A murderer?
but don't be too lenient.	No mercy will be shown toward the murderer who turned up in Peking.
sir te knows that even well-meaning people can make mistakes... that can bring ruin to themselves and their families.	But don't be too lenient.
that's good.  sometimes the help can't keep their hands to themselves. it's very embarassing.	Sir Te knows that even well-meaning people can make mistakes... that can bring ruin to themselves and their families.
we know who stole the missing item. if the thief returns it, i'm sure sir te will pursue the matter no further.	That's good.  Sometimes the help can't keep their hands to themselves. It's very embarassing.
i heard sir te lost something.  and now madame te's not feeling well...	We know who stole the missing item. If the thief returns it, I'm sure Sir Te will pursue the matter no further.
i'm sorry she's not feeling well enough to receive you today.	I heard Sir Te lost something.  And now Madame Te's not feeling well...
madam te is certainly spoiling us with these wedding gifts.  she's being so considerate.	I'm sorry she's not feeling well enough to receive you today.
if you surrender now, you'll suffer less.  but if you resist, i won't stop until you're dead.	Father!  Let me avenge my mother's death.
what does it say?	"We'll settle this at midnight on Yellow Hill."  Good, the fox is out of her hole.
they're gone.	What does it say?
you're mistaken.  we're just street performers.  we were rehearsing.	Father!
it's jade fox!	We must avenge mother!
what do you have in mind?	The best way to trap a fox is through her cubs.
sir te, can you find some excuse to invite madam yu and her daughter?	What do you have in mind?
this is a delicate matter.	Sir Te, can you find some excuse to invite Madam Yu and her daughter?
we must be careful.  governor yu is a court official, and in charge of security.  any disturbance will cast suspicion on him.  it might get sir te in trouble.	This is a delicate matter.
but the sword could be in his compound.	Then someone's trying to set him up. We should inform Li Mu Bai.
yes, though i doubt he's involved in this.	But the sword could be in his compound.
has governor yu ever seen the sword?	Yes, though I doubt he's involved in this.
i beg your pardon.  li mu bai and i aren't cowards.	When it comes to emotions, even great heroes can be idiots.  Tell me if Li Mu Bai is not more open the next time you see him.  I'll give him an earful!
don't be coy.  i've always known about your feelings for each other. all these years, it's a shame... neither of you is brave enough to admit the truth to the other. you're both wasting precious time.	I beg your pardon.  Li Mu Bai and I aren't cowards.
i don't know...	Don't be coy.  I've always known about your feelings for each other. All these years, it's a shame... neither of you is brave enough to admit the truth to the other. You're both wasting precious time.
li mu bai giving up his sword and his warrior days... maybe he's trying to tell you something?	I don't know...
please, sir te, what is it?	Li Mu Bai giving up his sword and his warrior days... maybe he's trying to tell you something?
please do not be such a stranger. you'll stay the night as my guest. now, shu lien... tell me something. and forgive me for prying.  your father was a great friend to me, and i think of you as my own daughter.	Please, Sir Te, what is it?
you've always been so good to li mu bai and me.  please accept our thanks.	Please do not be such a stranger. You'll stay the night as my guest. Now, Shu Lien... tell me something. And forgive me for prying.  Your father was a great friend to me, and I think of you as my own daughter.
sir te!  it has brought him as much trouble as glory.  help him to leave these troubles behind. otherwise, he'll never be able to start anew.	All right.  I'll act as the sword's custodian.
this is li's personal sword, a great hero's weapon!  he is the only one in the world worthy of carrying it.  it's too fine a gift. i cannot accept it.	Sir Te!  It has brought him as much trouble as glory.  Help him to leave these troubles behind. Otherwise, he'll never be able to start anew.
what in the hell... do you call that?	I call it blood, Detective.  If you want, you can call it graffiti.
who ever made that.	What in the hell... do you call that?
and you're gonna tell me who.	Who ever made that.
was. albrecht  this isn't top dollar's style anyway.  this was somebody else. somebody new.	And you're gonna tell me who.
he was a runner for top dollar. just muscle.	Was. ALBRECHT  This isn't Top Dollar's style anyway.  This was somebody else. Somebody new.
don't any of your little pals have real, grown up names?	He was a runner for Top Dollar. Just muscle.
this sack of shit is called tin- tin.	Don't any of your little pals have real, grown up names?
you know, you sure got a hard-on for a guy that's guilty of zip on paper.  top dollar runs showtime; what's the matter, don't you like adult entertainment?	This sack of shit is called Tin- Tin.
sure it coulda.  funboy's not here, neither is t-bird -- none of top dollar's number ones.	You know, you sure got a hard-on for a guy that's guilty of zip on paper.  Top Dollar runs Showtime; what's the matter, don't you like adult entertainment?
no onions?	They make you fart.
no onions though, okay?	No onions?
i'm buying.	No onions though, okay?
you buying?	I'm buying.
care for a hot dog?	You buying?
talent. hi.	Care for a hot dog?
don't thank me.	Thanks, babe.
well, hello there...chocolate,	Don't thank me.
you gonna wind up working at a school crosswalk.   that doughnut's chocolate you, know.	Well, hello there...chocolate,
could be.	You gonna wind up working at a school crosswalk.   that doughnut's chocolate you, know.
don't thank me.  your ass is already in enough trouble for this shit.	I knew that.
just don't tell me you "owe me one."  what file?	Double homicide.  A year ago. Las Halloween.
this is special, darlin'.  please?	Just don't tell me you "owe me one."  What file?
speak up.  clear it with the captain if you need a file.	This is special, darlin'.  Please?
annie, i need a file.	Speak up.  Clear it with the Captain if you need a file.
whatever it is, the answer's no, eddie.  i'm too busy tonight.	Annie, I need a file.
don't interfere.	You're bleeding, man.  You can't make it.
the hell you say.  this isn't just about you any more.	Don't interfere.
leave here.  don't do this.  i don't want you here.	The hell you say.  This isn't just about you any more.
you're welcome.	Leave here.  Don't do this.  I don't want you here.
this isn't your place.  this isn't your fight.  and i don't need your help.	You're welcome.
you sorta looked like you might need my help.	This isn't your place.  This isn't your fight.  And I don't need your help.
how 'bout the morgue?	No.  I have one more thing to do.
they couldn't do anything for me.	How 'bout the morgue?
right.  you sure i can't just take you to the emergency ward?	They couldn't do anything for me.
i mean, i've done what i came to do.  it shouldn't hurt this much. but it will pass...	Right.  You sure I can't just take you to the emergency ward?
it's only a flesh wound.	It's only fourteen or fifteen flesh wounds.
yeah, among others.  hey, man -- you're hit.	It's only a flesh wound.
funboy had to leave this mortal coil.	Yeah, among others.  Hey, man -- you're hit.
it's done. albrecht i figured as much.  did you cap off funboy.	Funboy had to leave this mortal coil.
thank you.  for giving a damn.	My pleasure. ERIC Don't smoke these.
i should be trying to stop you.	Thank you.  For giving a damn.
halloween is coming, soon.  you will have top dollar if you watch for me at the showtime, tomorrow night.	I should be trying to stop you.
thirty hours.  a day of life, plus change...	Halloween is coming, soon.  You will have Top Dollar if you watch for me at the Showtime, tomorrow night.
i'm sorry as hell, man.	Thirty hours.  A day of life, plus change...
my name.	I'm sorry as hell, man.
you okay, man?  i mean, what just happened.	The venom of bad memories.  You were there; you saw her.  I saw you seeing her.
i need you to tell me what you remember.  what happened to us?	You went out the window.  She was beaten and raped.  She died in the hospital.
you died, man.  i can't believe it but here you are.  last year, you and your girlfriend --	I need you to tell me what you remember.  What happened to us?
you, my friend, are dead.  i saw your body.  you got buried.	I saw it, too.
fucking a, my friend.	The others are called Skank, T- Bird.  Street names.  Funboy.  Watch me, office Albrecht.
i know top dollar has turned your streets into his hell.	Fucking A, my friend.
you don't say.	I know Top Dollar has turned your streets into his hell.
listen:  top dollar.  he "owns the street here."  he will "erase my ass."	You don't say.
are you nuts, walking into a gun?	You must listen carefully:  the Fire Department will be here soon. There is an injured man in the alley who needs assistance.  As Shelly Webster once needed your assistance, and as you are shortly going to need my assistance.
and i say i'm dead... and i move.	No further.  I'm serious.
at least it finally stopped raining.	It can't rain all the time.
he was a present.  besides, we're moving anyway.  you said.	We'll discuss this later. Obviously.  You left the door open.
i was wonderin' where you'd gotten to --  oh, elly, honey, a cat.  here?	He was a present.  Besides, we're moving anyway.  You said.
i told you you're not supposed to come in here.	I lost my key.
mom --?	I told you you're not supposed to come in here.
fun, he's not going away; he's scaring the piss outta me!	Not me.
it's just the dope, don't worry	Fun, he's not going away; he's scaring the piss outta me!
fun -- look at that guy...	It's just the dope, don't worry
oh wow, oh wow, don't fucking do that, man.  i nearly had a fucking heart attack.	Fun -- look at that guy...
hey, darla -- before we die of old age, how about it --?	Out.  Now.  I gotta work.
i don't know if i can.  but you have this... and you know where to come.	You mean you'll, like' dig your way out of the grave?  Euww.
you're not gonna come back, are you?	I don't know if I can.  But you have this... and you know where to come.
in a better place.  i hope.	You're not gonna come back, are you?
now do you get to see her? shelly, i mean.	In a better place.  I hope.
shelly would've wanted you to have it.  this way, you'll think of her every time you see it...	And she'll be alive.  Up here.
i remember him!  here, gabriel... here kitty... gabriel... is he still yours?	I think he's yours, now.
she's dead.  she's gone.  and now you're just gonna go away and never come back, too.  i hate this place; it isn't fair.	Elly...
you brought flowers.  as long as you don't forget her, elly, she lives.	She's dead.  She's gone.  And now you're just gonna go away and never come back, too.  I hate this place; it isn't fair.
what's going on...?	A remembrance.  A closure.
you gotta go now, i bet.	I have to go.
no.	You gotta go now, I bet.
do you feel okay.	No.
does she have a name?	No name.  You sure ask a lot of questions.
can you play "teddy bears' picnic?"  it used to be her favorite.	Does she have a name?
i can pick out a tune now and again.	Can you play "Teddy Bears' Picnic?"  It used to be her favorite.
mister funboy lives there?	He has a room, upstairs.  I don't like him very much.
mister funboy.	Mister Funboy lives there?
who?	Mister Funboy.
my mom works over there.  i'm waiting for her, but she's probably with him, right now.	Who?
you look like a rock star without a job.	I dabble.  May I?
mom tried to cook.	Oh.
chili dog for breakfast... it's original.	Mom tried to cook.
well, how's your friend?	She's still dead.
i went to see a friend of mine.	Well, how's your friend?
what's goin' on, elly?	I went to see a friend of mine.
you buying?  he kinda wanders around.  you'll see him if you pay attention.	I need to find him kind of soon, Elly.
right.	You buying?  He kinda wanders around.  You'll see him if you pay attention.
i'm looking for a good guitar man.	Right.
you're not a cop, either.  what do you want him for?	I'm looking for a good guitar man.
i'd like to get in touch with him.	You're not a cop, either.  What do you want him for?
i don't know you.	I'd like to get in touch with him.
i know your friend, too -- the one that looks like a rock star.	I don't know you.
holy shit... you're dead, man...	Victims.  Aren't we all.
i don't know you...	Holy shit... you're dead, man...
i want you to tell me a story, tin-tin.	I don't know you...
hey, i got my rocks off, so fuck you in the ass, man.	I want you to tell me a story, Tin-Tin.
you cut her.  you raped her.  you watched!	Hey, I got my rocks off, so fuck you in the ass, man.
last halloween, eh?  yeah...  yeah, i remember.  i fucked her too, i think.	You cut her.  You raped her.  You watched!
a year ago.  halloween.  a man and a woman.  in a loft.  you helped to murder them.	Last Halloween, eh?  Yeah...  Yeah, I remember.  I fucked her too, I think.
little early from trick-or-treat, homie.  this dick trying to bushwack me.	Murderer.
i never forget anything, dickhead. that building was a sweep-and- clear; the bitch was a nuisance with her goddamned petition.  it got a little rowdy... end of story.	Rowdy.  Let me fill in some gaps for you.
you don't even remember...	I never forget anything, dickhead. That building was a sweep-and- clear; the bitch was a nuisance with her goddamned petition.  It got a little rowdy... end of story.
who gives a fuck!  i'm a businessman.  you gonna do me, then do me and shut you're face!	You don't even remember...
it's yesterday!  do you know what you destroyed?	Who gives a fuck!  I'm a businessman.  You gonna do me, then do me and shut you're face!
that's ancient history.	It's yesterday!  Do you know what you destroyed?
a year ago.  a very nice lady circulated a petition.  she died. last halloween.  answer yes or no.	That's ancient history.
take the dope, too.	A year ago.  A very nice lady circulated a petition.  She died. Last Halloween.  Answer yes or no.
do you know what you destroyed?	Take the dope, too.
five large, in the drawer right over there.  i never saw you.	Do you know what you destroyed?
top dollar, you're the only one here still wasting good air...	Five large, in the drawer right over there.  I never saw you.
like the car.  he hangs out with skank. that little ass-hair, and they hang at the pit -- hell, funboy lives there.  ask top dollar.	A whole club of pirates, with pirate names...
t-bird?	Like the car.  He hangs out with Skank. that little ass-hair, and they hang at the Pit -- hell, Funboy lives there.  Ask Top Dollar.
you want those assholes, you want top dollar.	T-Bird?
another jolly nickname?	You want those assholes, you want Top Dollar.
top dollar.	Another jolly nickname?
i ain't got no fuckin' ring.	Wrong answer.
cute nickname, don't you think?	I ain't got no fuckin' ring.
and how many lives have you destroyed?	I took yours from you.  Your little girlfriend?  I took hers, too.  Your meaningless, petty life?  I took it so that tonight your existence might gain a purpose.  You're no avenger. You're mine.
you're too late.  there was a guy outside - on the stairs - you really need to talk to.  but he turned to dust and blew away.  i don't have any power for you to take.	I don't believe that. Lao motions to Grange with the killing blade.  Grange RELAXES his deathgrip on the crow.  MOVE IN CLOSE on Eric so we may perceive a palpable degree of relief.
sooner or later, my action were destined to bring me a genuine fury.  and it turned out to be you. at last.  i appreciate your abilities as few mortals can. that's why i desire them.	You're too late.  There was a guy outside - on the stairs - you really need to talk to.  But he turned to dust and blew away.  I don't have any power for you to take.
i know.  that is why i will prevail.  mr. grange... ?	Sooner or later, my action were destined to bring me a genuine Fury.  And it turned out to be you. At last.  I appreciate your abilities as few mortals can. That's why I desire them.
i want the girl.  unharmed.  now.	I know.  That is why I will prevail.  Mr. Grange... ?
i wish to possess what you have now.	I want the girl.  Unharmed.  Now.
i can see her.	Of course you can. ANGLE - GRANGE IN THE GALLERY --  in darkness.  The running lights on his night-scoped, laser-sighted sniper's rifle which THROWS vague sprays of eerie red and green light.
i believe our friend elly call you mister crow.  please acknowledge; the mike will pick you up.	I can see her.
no, wait, no wait, that's too much, man, that's like overkill, nobody can take that much, you're wasting it -- !	Your pain ends now.
does it hurt?	Does it hurt?!  You dead-ass, clown-faced fuck, of course it fucking hurts!  What the shit are you gonna do about this?!
owwwaaaa -- fuck me!  look what you did to my sheets, you lame piece'a shit!  aaaaaa!  goddd!	Does it hurt?
neither.	Yeah, I got a more fun idea myself.
how the hell did you do that?	Magic.
don't waste my time.	Very well, it's your ass.
you'll be alone.	I'm already alone.
fine with me.	You'll be alone.
do this thing and you will be vulnerable.  the blood will not return.  no powers.  no reunion.  nothing.	Fine with me.
tell me i'll get hurt.  that i might die.  i've already done that.  i don't need anyone's help.  yours included.	Do this thing and you will be vulnerable.  The blood will not return.  No powers.  No reunion.  Nothing.
your job is done.  you interfere with the living again.	Tell me I'll get hurt.  That I might die.  I've already done that.  I don't need anyone's help.  Yours included.
shut up.	Maybe I was wrong about you.
you need to learn to mind your own business or you'll never get where you think you're going.	Shut up.
go away.	You need to learn to mind your own business or you'll never get where you think you're going.
getting a little ambitious and extracurricular, aren't we?	Go away.
bugger off to the graveyard, skull- face, i'm busy.	You work for the dead.  Forget that, and you can forget it all.
glad to see you're finally with the program.	Bugger off to the graveyard, skull- face, I'm busy.
get it?	Leave me alone -- !
yes.	Kill the men who killed you both, and the Day of the Dead will be your reunion.
miss her?	Yes.
shelly?	Miss her?
having fun yet?  no?  i'll give you a hint.  remember whatshername?	Shelly?
what the hell are you?	Interested?  Follow the crow.
what's this -- a little, ah, bloodstain, right?  fifty bucks for the box, and i'm doin' you a --	Yeah, I know, fatso.  Do us all a favor.  Make Top Dollar smile.
leather purse...	What's this -- a little, ah, bloodstain, right?  Fifty bucks for the box, and I'm doin' you a --
nineteen bucks at sears.  fake,	Leather purse...
...necklace... pearls...	Nineteen bucks at Sears.  Fake,
18k.  crap.	...necklace... pearls...
coupla more rings... 24k.	18k.  Crap.
blow yourself, bigmouth.	Whoa, hey, whoa.  Business.
no shooting.	Move in, guys.
i've got him if you want him.	No shooting.
we've got company.	Is he inside?
who is only invulnerable so long as he cares about the dead.  when he begins to care about the living, you'll find his heart can bleed... and i want it to bleed for me.	Kill a dead guy?
mmm.  but tonight i can take what is his.	Only thing you'll get from that clown is a faster way to die. LAO To the contrary...
like some sort of zombie on a revenge trip.	Mmm.  But tonight I can take what is his.
do you know of spirit assassins? you do know the dead can rise? properly motivated, of course.	Like some sort of zombie on a revenge trip.
not a plymouth fury, i bet.	Do you know of spirit assassins? You do know the dead can rise? Properly motivated, of course.
i intend no slight to you, but i cannot find the english to adequately express just what he is.  i suppose western mythology would describe him as a fury.	Not a Plymouth Fury, I bet.
give me a break.  that guy's a wacko...	I intend no slight to you, but I cannot find the English to adequately express just what he is.  I suppose Western mythology would describe him as a Fury.
extremely so.  you and i are the recipients of unwanted good fortune, in the form of a man everyone is calling the crow.	Give me a break.  That guy's a wacko...
that thing is poisonous.	Extremely so.  You and I are the recipients of unwanted good fortune, in the form of a man everyone is calling The Crow.
this is a cobra, mr. grange.  yes, it is real.	That thing is poisonous.
what... the hell is that?	This is a cobra, Mr. Grange.  Yes, it is real.
did you see an animal of any kind? did you see a bird?	No.  I saw a guitar.  This isn't some rock-n-roller you forgot to pay, is it?  There was a drawing on the wall that looked like a bird.  In blood.
nice speech.  what's it supposed to mean?	Your comprehension is not required.  Your cooperation and, indeed, your ability are the issues on the table.
do you think this childish machismo impresses me?  when i was a boy in saigon i watched my country change one block at a time,  one building at a time.  whole lives erased.  a way of life, polluted.  today, no one forces me to move.  i use my powers to change your country, one block at a time,  one building at a time.	Nice speech.  What's it supposed to mean?
come now.  you've seen the graffiti -- all over the city in the few hors it has taken your men to drop like plague victims. what about your turf, top?  you don't seem to have ripped out anyone's heart yet.	The night is young.
"our" crow...?	Come now.  You've seen the graffiti -- all over the city in the few hors it has taken your men to drop like plague victims. What about your turf, Top?  You don't seem to have ripped out anyone's heart yet.
sounds like our "crow" is out-maneuvering you.	"Our" Crow...?
anybody violates my turf -- our turf -- i'll rip out there heart and show it to 'em.	To be sure.  Now tell how your friend died.
i know of no one.  but even if there is, i am sure it is nothing outside your capacity to deal with?	Anybody violates my turf -- our turf -- I'll rip out there heart and show it to 'em.
i was wondering if you could tell me anything... about a wildcat operative.	I know of no one.  But even if there is, I am sure it is nothing outside your capacity to deal with?
i had heard something like this.  describe it for me.  the "hit".	I was wondering if you could tell me anything... about a wildcat operative.
one of mine.  and it wasn't a standard hit.	I had heard something like this.  Describe it for me.  The "hit".
who got himself what?	One of mine.  And it wasn't a standard hit.
bad news.  alot of action on the streets tonight, and nobody bothered to clear it with me.  tin- tin got himself whacked.	Who got himself what?
an unexpected pleasure.	Bad news.  Alot of action on the streets tonight, and nobody bothered to clear it with me.  Tin- Tin got himself whacked.
you can't do this to me. it could ruin me.	I know.
actually, i was planning on running down to kinkos. do you think you could give me ride?	You can't do this to me. It could ruin me.
you didn't show it to anybody?	Actually, I was planning on running down to Kinkos. Do you think you could give me ride?
his journal. he sent it to me the day before he died. everything about you is in it. the blow jobs, the hand jobs, the menages, your bout with bulimia, the affair you had with your guidance counselor and how he gave you... eww. let's see, then there's your coke problem... you still keep it in your crucifix, don't you? it's all in there.	You didn't show it to anybody?
you what?	His journal. He sent it to me the day before he died. Everything about you is in it. The blow jobs, the hand jobs, the menages, your bout with bulimia, the affair you had with your guidance counselor and how he gave you... eww. Let's see, then there's your coke problem... You still keep it in your crucifix, don't you? It's all in there.
i have his journal.	You what?
sebastian was a pathological liar. i wouldn't believe a word he -	I have his journal.
kathryn, i know all about you and sebastian.	Sebastian was a pathological liar. I wouldn't believe a word he -
who the hell do you think you are coming into my house and saying those things to me. my brother is dead, have some respect.	Kathryn, I know all about you and Sebastian.
you heard me.	Who the hell do you think you are coming into my house and saying those things to me. My brother is dead, have some respect.
excuse me?	You heard me.
oh cut the shit, kathryn.	Excuse me?
look, i know this sounds corny, but whenever i feel like i can't go on i...  turn to jesus and he helps me through the problem. call me an anachronism, but -	Oh cut the shit, Kathryn.
thank you.	Look, I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel like I can't go on I...  turn to Jesus and he helps me through the problem. Call me an anachronism, but -
well, i'll leave you alone now. i just came in here to get something of mine.	Thank you.
i'll be fine.	Well, I'll leave you alone now. I just came in here to get something of mine.
are you okay?	I'll be fine.
i'm sure you're going to love it there.	Are you okay?
that's right.	I'm sure you're going to love it there.
now i remember. annette harrison. your father's the new headmaster at oakwood.	That's right.
you might say that.	Now I remember. Annette Harrison. Your father's the new headmaster at Oakwood.
did you know sebastian well?	You might say that.
i don't think so.	Did you know Sebastian well?
have we met?	I don't think so.
annette harrison.	Have we met?
i'm kathryn.	Annette Harrison.
on my mother's life.	Okay...
you promise not to say anything?	On my mother's life.
now it's my job to look out for you. you're like a kid sister to me. do i look like some kind of gossip queen?	You promise not to say anything?
forever.	Now it's my job to look out for you. You're like a kid sister to me. Do I look like some kind of gossip queen?
annette, how long have we known each other?	Forever.
i can't tell you. i'm sworn to secrecy.	Annette, how long have we known each other?
from who?	I can't tell you. I'm sworn to secrecy.
i don't know. i've been hearing some awful things about him.	From who?
well, a lot of people are jealous cause he's loaded.	I don't know. I've been hearing some awful things about him.
what do you mean?	Well, a lot of people are jealous cause he's loaded.
not a whole lot. we take some classes together. he's got a bad rep, but it's mostly bullshit.	What do you mean?
no. i mean. i don't know.  what else do you know about him?	Not a whole lot. We take some classes together. He's got a bad rep, but it's mostly bullshit.
is there a mutual feeling between you two?	No. I mean. I don't know.  What else do you know about him?
nothing.	Is there a mutual feeling between you two?
that's not his style. one thing i can say about valmont. he always speaks the truth.	Nothing.
really? i thought he said it all the time.	That's not his style. one thing I can say about Valmont. He always speaks the truth.
he told you he's failing in love with you? i've never known him to say those words before.	Really? I thought he said it all the time.
but you knew this was important to me.	What, your virginity? Well that's over now.
you don't even know me. the fact of the matter is there is some one i love. she's smarter, prettier... you don't even compare to her. the only reason i am here is because she wants us to be exclusive.	But you knew this was important to me.
you don't know how to love.	You don't even know me. The fact of the matter is there is some one I love. She's smarter, prettier... you don't even compare to her. The only reason I am here is because she wants us to be exclusive.
i'm just being honest. i just wanted to see what you were like in bed.	You don't know how to love.
why are you trying to hurt me?	I'm just being honest. I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.
i know. i wish i felt the same. unfortunately, i feel nothing. i think it was just the conquest. sorry, i'm completely fucked up.	Why are you trying to hurt me?
i love you.	I know. I wish I felt the same. Unfortunately, I feel nothing. I think it was just the conquest. Sorry, I'm completely fucked up.
why aren't you understanding?	I love you.
what are you saying?	Why aren't you understanding?
it's not you, it's me. i'm completely fucked up.	What are you saying?
yeah, me neither.	It's not you, it's me. I'm completely fucked up.
this isn't working out for me anymore.	Yeah, me neither.
would you like a tour?	Sure.
hi.	Hi.
i'm fine. i have to get going to my friends' house.  was it --	It was perfect.
hi.	I'm fine. I have to get going to my friends' house.  Was it --
hi.	Hi.
please don't go.	Get off me.
oh please annette. you spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. well here it is. right in front of you, but you're going to turn your back on it. i'm sorry that we're not at the age where we can get married. if we were, i'd propose, but that's not going to happen. so i guess we're just fucked. i'll move on, but you... you're going to have to live with yourself knowing you've turned your back on love. and that makes you a hypocrite.	Please don't go.
how am i a hypocrite?	Oh please Annette. You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, but you're going to turn your back on it. I'm sorry that we're not at the age where we can get married. If we were, I'd propose, but that's not going to happen. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on, but you... you're going to have to live with yourself knowing you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite.
well, i'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter. you make me sick. you're a hypocrite and i don't associate with hypocrites.	How am I a hypocrite?
sebastian, please. i don't want us to end on bad terms.	Well, I'm afraid you don't have a choice in the matter. You make me sick. You're a hypocrite and I don't associate with hypocrites.
good for you.	Sebastian, please. I don't want us to end on bad terms.
i think that's for the best.	Good for you.
back to the city. i may take off to europe for the rest of the summer. i just can't handle it around here.	I think that's for the best.
where are you going?	Back to the city. I may take off to Europe for the rest of the summer. I just can't handle it around here.
i just came to say goodbye.	Where are you going?
yes.	It's because I don't trust myself with you.  I took a vow and because of you I'm tempted to break it. Don't destroy that for me. Please.
you really want to know?	Yes.
why can't we be together?	You really want to know?
that's not fair.	Why can't we be together?
then what's wrong? i love you annette. it's not like you have a husband, unless your married to jesus.	That's not fair.
i have feelings for you.	Then what's wrong? I love you Annette. It's not like you have a husband, unless your married to Jesus.
i can't handle it. i can't keep my feelings bottled up like you. can you honestly tell me that you feel nothing for me? ... tell me!	I have feelings for you.
i thought you said we were going to be friends.	I can't handle it. I can't keep my feelings bottled up like you. Can you honestly tell me that you feel nothing for me? ... Tell me!
because i'm in love with you.	I thought you said we were going to be friends.
why are you doing this?	Because I'm in love with you.
you know what? i don't take it back.	Why are you doing this?
bonjour monsieur philipe.	You are very pretty. I would like to kiss you.
you don't know monsieur philipe?	Bonjour Monsieur Philipe.
who's monsieur philipe?	You don't know Monsieur Philipe?
my friend monsieur philipe is a friend of florentino.	Who's Monsieur Philipe?
am i bothering you?	Not at all. Have a seat.
no.	No?
oh dear, are you actually laughing?	No.
i am lighten. can we drop this?	Fine.
lighten up.	I am lighten. Can we drop this?
i do not.	Lighten up.
it's not about winning. you know what your problem is? you take yourself way too seriously.	I do not.
i can't win with you.	It's not about winning. You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously.
no, it doesn't. i'm happy you're being honest with me.	I can't win with you.
yes it does.	No, it doesn't. I'm happy you're being honest with me.
that's okay. it doesn't make you a bad person.	Yes it does.
i did. we played three games of backgammon and...	That's okay. It doesn't make you a bad person.
you're going to tell me that you had a good time with the old lady.	I did. We played three games of backgammon and...
i don't.	You're going to tell me that you had a good time with the old lady.
you must take me for a real idiot.	I don't.
i do.	You must take me for a real idiot.
"i actually feel good about myself?"	I do.
what?	"I actually feel good about myself?"
oh please.	What?
it's weird. i actually feel good about myself. can we do this again next week?	Oh please.
okay.	Babe, you're looking at the next Mother Teresa.
i don't know? maybe i'd like it. i'm trying to change here. you could be supportive.	Okay.
you? volunteer? i don't think so.	I don't know? Maybe I'd like it. I'm trying to change here. You could be supportive.
need any company?	You? Volunteer? I don't think so.
i'm doing some volunteer work.	Need any company?
alone again.  what are you up to today?	I'm doing some volunteer work.
sure. have a good night.	I will.
yeah, it's pretty relevant considering my situation.	You're not gonna start that again.
somerset maugham.	Yeah, it's pretty relevant considering my situation.
of human bondage.	Somerset Maugham.
what are you reading?	Of Human Bondage.
reading.	What are you reading?
what are you doing?	Reading.
okay?	What are you doing?
wait, don't hang up.	Okay?
well, i was just calling to tell you i was thinking about you and i miss you. i'll let you go.	Wait, don't hang up.
it wasn't a date. he's just a friend.	Well, I was just calling to tell you I was thinking about you and I miss you. I'll let you go.
how was your date?	It wasn't a date. He's just a friend.
i'm... i'm alright.	How was your date?
well, i was just calling to see how you're doing.	I'm... I'm alright.
no, not at all.	Well, I was just calling to see how you're doing.
i'll leave this afternoon. happy?	It's not about being happy. You and I can't -
if that's a problem, then i'll make arrangements to stay with some friends.	I'll leave this afternoon. Happy?
what?	If that's a problem, then I'll make arrangements to stay with some friends.
alright.  i want you to leave and go back to new york.	What?
without question.	Alright.  I want you to leave and go back to New York.
and you promise to abide by it?	Without question.
yes.	And you promise to abide by it?
you truly want to do something to make me happy?	Yes.
tell me what to do, annette. how can i win your heart. i'll do anything. i can't get you out of my mind.	You truly want to do something to make me happy?
that's also none of your business.	Tell me what to do, Annette. How can I win your heart. I'll do anything. I can't get you out of my mind.
doing what?	That's also none of your business.
i'm busy.	Doing what?
how about tonight?	I'm busy.
that's none of your business.	How about tonight?
who?	That's none of your business.
i can't. i'm seeing a friend.	Who?
ouch. do you think we could spend some time together this morning?	I can't. I'm seeing a friend.
yes, but only when it's mutual. and this is far from mutual.	Ouch. Do you think we could spend some time together this morning?
don't you believe in love at first sight?	Yes, but only when it's mutual. And this is far from mutual.
you don't even know me.	Don't you believe in love at first sight?
well try this one on for size. i think i'm falling in love with you.	You don't even know me.
i'm sorry, but i'm not here to be your savior.	Well try this one on for size. I think I'm falling in love with you.
i'm trying to better myself, but the one person who can help me is the same one pushing me away.	I'm sorry, but I'm not here to be your savior.
and that's a bad thing?	I'm trying to better myself, but the one person who can help me is the same one pushing me away.
yes, well unfortunately i can't just switch the "on" button to "off." the sad fact of the matter is that you've unintentionally rubbed off on me.	And that's a bad thing?
i thought we agreed that we were going to be friends.	Yes, well unfortunately I can't just switch the "on" button to "off." The sad fact of the matter is that you've unintentionally rubbed off on me.
i wish i could say the same for myself. i was up thinking about you all night.	I thought we agreed that we were going to be friends.
it was fine.	I wish I could say the same for myself. I was up thinking about you all night.
i said i was sorry.	It was fine.
i'm not going to speak to you till you realize that you can't intimidate me.	I said I was sorry.
oh right, last night. i guess i owe you an apology.	I'm not going to speak to you till you realize that you can't intimidate me.
give it up.	Oh right, last night. I guess I owe you an apology.
how are you today?	Give it up.
no thank you.	How are you today?
need a lift?	No thank you.
that's repulsive.	What's the big deal? We're friends. Haven't you ever seen your friends naked before?
it's my house.	That's repulsive.
you're naked.	It's my house.
fine. friends it is. i can live with that.	You're naked.
i'm sorry, but you're not my type.	Fine. Friends it is. I can live with that.
you don't find me cute? come on, look at these muscles.	I'm sorry, but you're not my type.
i don't... i don't want to answer that... look we're friends.	You don't find me cute? Come on, look at these muscles.
do you deny that there's an attraction between us?	I don't... I don't want to answer that... look we're friends.
because you act like a pig.	Do you deny that there's an attraction between us?
why not?	Because you act like a pig.
look, i'm flattered but, seriously it could never work.	Why not?
i wasn't kidding. i'd like to take you out.	Look, I'm flattered but, seriously it could never work.
shut up.	I wasn't kidding. I'd like to take you out.
seriously, you're amazing. you have everything going for you.  you're smart, you're beautiful, you're determined. you're everything i want in a girlfriend.	Shut up.
thank you.	Seriously, you're amazing. You have everything going for you.  You're smart, you're beautiful, you're determined. You're everything I want in a girlfriend.
no, it's okay. i mean i look at you with all your morals and values and well, you seem to be happy in your choices. i envy you. no bullshit.	Thank you.
look, i didn't mean to give you a hard time.	No, it's okay. I mean I look at you with all your morals and values and well, YOU seem to be happy in your choices. I envy you. No bullshit.
you implied it.	Look, I didn't mean to give you a hard time.
i never said that.	You implied it.
about what you said today in the stable. i'm not a happy person.	I never said that.
about what?	About what you said today in the stable. I'm not a happy person.
refreshing.	About what?
how's the water?	Refreshing.
is that the last thing you need? my your clever.	How's the water?
the last thing i need is you going into my room searching for this while i'm away.	Is that the last thing you need? My your clever.
give me the fucking letter.	The last thing I need is you going into my room searching for this while I'm away.
i sincerely doubt it.	Give me the fucking letter.
you know you could at least have the decency of telling me who's badmouthing me so i might have the opportunity to confront them face to face. how do you know it's not some girl who's pissed off at me for breaking up with her?	I sincerely doubt it.
this is my favorite part.  even more treacherous and dangerous than he is charming and fascinating. he has never taken a single step or spoken a single word without some dishonorable or criminal intention. every young girl he has successfully pursued has regretted it.	You know you could at least have the decency of telling me who's badmouthing me so I might have the opportunity to confront them face to face. How do you know it's not some girl who's pissed off at me for breaking up with her?
what? another letter from your friend?	This is my favorite part.  Even more treacherous and dangerous than he is charming and fascinating. He has never taken a single step or spoken a single word without some dishonorable or criminal intention. Every young girl he has successfully pursued has regretted it.
you know it amazes me that someone as bright as you can be so horrible.	What? Another letter from your friend?
give me a minute. i'll be right down.	Thank you.
please.	Give me a minute. I'll be right down.
gee, with an invitation like that how could a girl refuse.	Please.
oh come on. quit acting like a geriatric and get in the pool.	Gee, with an invitation like that how could a girl refuse.
at this hour? i don't think so.	Oh come on. Quit acting like a geriatric and get in the pool.
why don't you come join me for a swim and we'll discuss it.	At this hour? I don't think so.
you need help.	Why don't you come join me for a swim and we'll discuss it.
that's a matter of opinion.	You need help.
romantic? he rapes her.	That's a matter of opinion.
several times. i'm not as dumb as i act, you know. when howard roark makes love to dominique francon... most romantic scene in all of literature.	Romantic? He rapes her.
you've read the fountainhead?	Several times. I'm not as dumb as I act, you know. When Howard Roark makes love to Dominique Francon... most romantic scene in all of literature.
great book.	You've read The Fountainhead?
the fountainhead.	Great book.
what'cha reading?	The Fountainhead.
look, i know this is your house and all, but do you think you couid keep it down? i'm trying to read.	What'cha reading?
you talking to me?	Look, I know this is your house and all, but do you think you couid keep it down? I'm trying to read.
excuse me. excuse me!	You talking to me?
look, i've got a lot of problems and i'm trying to deal with them and the last thing i need is people spreading shit about me.	Alright, I said I was sorry.  Can we start over again? I think we've gotten off on the wrong foot.
why are you being so dramatic?	Look, I've got a lot of problems and I'm trying to deal with them and the last thing I need is people spreading shit about me.
fine, forget it. it's obvious that we're not going to be friends.	Why are you being so dramatic?
it's not really important.	Fine, forget it. It's obvious that we're not going to be friends.
who the hell is taking the time to write letters, spreading this shit about me?	It's not really important.
i'm sorry. i didn't mean to upset you... but you still didn't answer the question.	Who the hell is taking the time to write letters, spreading this shit about me?
well maybe you should get to know the person before you judge them instead of listening to some bullshit gossip.	I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you... but you still didn't answer the question.
a friend wrote me.	Well maybe you should get to know the person before you judge them instead of listening to some bullshit gossip.
how do you know i've been with several women?	A friend wrote me.
take yourself. you've slept with several women. are you happier because of it?	How do you know I've been with several women?
oh really?	Take yourself. You've slept with several women. Are you happier because of it?
i wasn't knocking anything. it's just my belief that people shouldn't actually experience the act of love until they are in love and that people our age are too immature to be in touch with those emotions.	Oh really?
most people are morons. i mean who are you to knock what you've never experienced?	I wasn't knocking anything. It's just my belief that people shouldn't actually experience the act of love until they are in love and that people our age are too immature to be in touch with those emotions.
that's a first. most people praised me for it.	Most people are morons. I mean who are you to knock what you've never experienced?
i must say i found it rather appalling.	That's a first. Most people praised me for it.
you did?	I must say I found it rather appalling.
i read your teen beat manifesto.	You did?
i was just being honest. you happen to have a nice ass. sorry.	I read your teen beat manifesto.
are you often this offensive on a first encounter?	I was just being honest. You happen to have a nice ass. Sorry.
you a lesbo?	No.
i don't know. relationships seem too distracting. i'd rather concentrate on my studies.	You a lesbo?
why not?	I don't know. Relationships seem too distracting. I'd rather concentrate on my studies.
no.	Why not?
got a boyfriend back home?	No.
junior.	Got a boyfriend back home?
so what year are you going into?	Junior.
german.	Doesn't ring a bell.
schwarz. jewish?	German.
ben schwarz.	Schwarz. Jewish?
i'm familiar with a lot of breeders in the mid-west. what's his name?	Ben Schwarz.
my grandpa, used to breed horses on his farm so i would come over and ride all the time.	I'm familiar with a lot of breeders in the mid-west. What's his name?
i'm sorry about that.	My Grandpa, used to breed horses on his farm so I would come over and ride all the time.
my mother and i used to ride a lot, before she got sick.	I'm sorry about that.
thank you, annette. chance hill has been with my family for over sixty years. does your family do much riding?	My mother and I used to ride a lot, before she got sick.
it's a beautiful home you have here mrs. rosemond.	Thank you, Annette. Chance Hill has been with my family for over sixty years. Does your family do much riding?
i think he's telling the truth valmont. greg couldn't write a grocery list let alone a letter.	Alright, I believe you. Stop crying. Your secret's safe with me.
don't think it's not going to cost you.	No problem. Just make sure your front door is unlocked. Shall we say the "stroke of midnight" no pun intended?
outstanding.	Don't think it's not going to cost you.
hmmm. i do believe bravo is showing spartacus on television tonight.	Outstanding.
really. you think you could arrange a little get together with him tonight on my behalf?	Hmmm. I do believe Bravo is showing Spartacus on television tonight.
not anymore. football team started practice last week. he's already called me to hook up.	Really. You think you could arrange a little get together with him tonight on my behalf?
too bad he's in kansas this summer.	Not anymore. Football team started practice last week. He's already called me to hook up.
i shit you not. mcconnell used to sneak in my dorm room drunk every month. we'd go at it for a while, then as soon as he'd cum, he starts freaking out. you know -  "what are you doing, man? i'm not a fag. i'll kick your ass if you say anything."  it's like, for christsakes greg, you're gay, deal with it. the only reason why i let him continue with his charade is because he's got a mouth like a hoover.	Too bad he's in Kansas this summer.
are you shitting me?	I shit you not. McConnell used to sneak in my dorm room drunk every month. We'd go at it for a while, then as soon as he'd cum, he starts freaking out. You know -  "What are you doing, man? I'm not a fag. I'll kick your ass if you say anything."  It's like, for Christsakes Greg, you're gay, deal with it. The only reason why I let him continue with his charade is because he's got a mouth like a Hoover.
let's just say greg likes tackling tight ends on and off the field.	Are you shitting me?
what do you mean?	Let's just say Greg likes tackling tight ends on and off the field.
i don't think that bothered him.	What do you mean?
it would make sense. mcconnell hates me. i fingered his girlfriend at the game last year.	I don't think that bothered him.
he's from kansas city. i wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat.	It would make sense. McConnell hates me. I fingered his girlfriend at the game last year.
the football stud?	He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat.
greg mcconnell.	The football stud?
kansas. who the hell do i know in kansas?	Greg McConnell.
where did you say she's from?	Kansas. Who the hell do I know in Kansas?
blaine, if i knew who it was that person wouldn't be alive right now.	Where did you say she's from?
any ideas who it could be?	Blaine, if I knew who it was that person wouldn't be alive right now.
- wrote a letter to this chick and saying shit about me.	Any ideas who it could be?
- none taken -	- wrote a letter to this chick and saying shit about me.
unbelievable. some fag, no offense -	- none taken -
i'll see you tomorrow.	Absolutely.
well, i guess it's getting late. please thank kathryn for the use of her steinway.	I'll see you tomorrow.
it's based on the life of doctor martin luther king.	Doctor King is my favorite.
ronald is one of the few high school students attending juliard. he's composing his first opera.	It's based on the life of Doctor Martin Luther King.
oh, i suck. i suck.	Relax. It's okay. Take a deep breath.
well hurry up. i want to be at mrs. rosemond's before lunch.	Okay.
i'm in the bath, mom.	Well hurry up. I want to be at Mrs. Rosemond's before lunch.
those are my letters!	Don't you raise your voice at me. Go to your room, now.
margarita found them while cleaning your room.	Those are my letters!
where did you find those?	Margarita found them while cleaning your room.
what are the boys like?	Cecile, is that the best you can do?  You must forgive her, Kathryn. She's never been in a co-educational atmosphere before.
that's one way of looking at it.	Cool.
it's like a secret society.	That's one way of looking at it.
cecile, everybody does it. it's just that nobody talks about it.	It's like a secret society.
but that would make me a slut.  wouldn't it?	Cecile, everybody does it. It's just that nobody talks about it.
so? don't you want to make ronald a happy pappy? practice makes perfect, cecile. my advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.	But that would make me a slut.  Wouldn't it?
i don't love him. i love ronald.	So? Don't you want to make Ronald a happy pappy? Practice makes perfect, Cecile. My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
now listen. now that you're on your way, it would be stupid of you to stop. think of sebastian as a tutor. let him instruct you.	I don't love him. I love Ronald.
i am?	Now listen. Now that you're on your way, it would be stupid of you to stop. Think of Sebastian as a tutor. Let him instruct you.
i'm so proud of you. you're becoming a woman.	I am?
i did?	I'm so proud of you. You're becoming a woman.
cecile, you had an orgasm.	I did?
well... i don't know - it was weird. at first it felt icky, then it felt kind of okay. then, i started getting really hot and then i started shaking and then like, i don't t know... it felt like an explosion, but a good one.	Cecile, you had an orgasm.
well did you like it?	Well... I don't know - it was weird. At first it felt icky, then it felt kind of okay. Then, I started getting really hot and then I started shaking and then like, I don't t know... it felt like an explosion, but a good one.
what do i do then?	Well did you like it?
cecile, i think you're going to have a hard time crying rape if that's all he did.	What do I do then?
if that's what you call it.	Cecile, I think you're going to have a hard time crying rape if that's all he did.
well what then?	If that's what you call it.
no.	Well what then?
he made you give him a blow job.	No.
well... not exactly.	He made you give him a blow job.
so, let me get this straight. you came over to our house late last night and he forced intercourse on you.	Well... not exactly.
i don't know.	So, let me get this straight. You came over to our house late last night and he forced intercourse on you.
why didn't you do something?	I don't know.
if she knew, she'd kill me. it happened at your house last night.	Why didn't you do something?
does your mother know?	If she knew, she'd kill me. It happened at your house last night.
it involves your brother. he... took advantage of me.	Does your mother know?
cecile, you have to tell me.	It involves your brother. He... took advantage of me.
i... i don't think you want to know.	Cecile, you have to tell me.
what do you mean?!	I... I don't think you want to know.
something awful happened last night.	What do you mean?!
calm down. tell me what's wrong.	Something awful happened last night.
who is it?	It's Kathryn.
of course i would. we're friends, right?	Best friends.
you'd do that for me?	Of course I would. We're friends, right?
cecile if there's one thing i'm great at it's love letters. with my help, he'll be eating out of the palm of your hand. perhaps we can arrange a little get together for the two of you at my house.	You'd do that for me?
why?	Cecile if there's one thing I'm great at it's love letters. With my help, he'll be eating out of the palm of your hand. Perhaps we can arrange a little get together for the two of you at my house.
i want you to make me copies of his letters and bring them to me.	Why?
yes. they're in this antique doll house in my room.	I want you to make me copies of his letters and bring them to me.
did you hide the letters?	Yes. They're in this antique doll house in my room.
okay.	Did you hide the letters?
listen to me. your mother must never know. never.	Okay.
i do like him. i can't stop thinking about him.	Listen to me. Your mother must never know. Never.
cecile, we just made out in the middle of central park. you can trust me.	I do like him. I can't stop thinking about him.
i don't know.	Cecile, we just made out in the middle of Central Park. You can trust me.
well do you like him?	I don't know.
no.	Well do you like him?
that's so romantic. have you responded?	No.
is it that obvious?	That's so romantic. Have you responded?
oh come on cecile. he's crazy about you.	Is it that obvious?
what are you saying?	Oh come on Cecile. He's crazy about you.
maybe you should try it on your friend ronald sometime.	What are you saying?
that was cool.	Maybe you should try it on your friend Ronald sometime.
eyes closed.	That was cool.
okay.	Eyes closed.
let's try it again, only this time i'm going to stick my tongue in your mouth. when i do that i want you to massage my tongue with yours. that's what first base is.	Okay.
it was nothing.	Let's try it again, only this time I'm going to stick my tongue in your mouth. When I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. That's what first base is.
see that wasn't so bad.	It was nothing.
i guess. it still sounds gross.	See that wasn't so bad.
do you want to learn or not?	I guess. It still sounds gross.
are you for real?	Do you want to learn or not?
it's not gross. how else do you think girls learn? here turn around and face me.	Are you for real?
eww. no. that's gross.	It's not gross. How else do you think girls learn? Here turn around and face me.
haven't you ever practiced with one of your girlfriends?	Eww. No. That's gross.
ah duh. boys. i've never even gone to first base with a guy. what do i do?	Haven't you ever practiced with one of your girlfriends?
what are you scared of?	Ah duh. Boys. I've never even gone to first base with a guy. What do I do?
you think so? i don't know. i guess i'm just scared.	What are you scared of?
that's great.	You think so? I don't know. I guess I'm just scared.
what a loser she must be.  anyhow, court's invited me to the hamptons for labor day weekend.	That's great.
really? bulimic headcase.	What a loser she must be.  Anyhow, Court's invited me to the Hamptons for Labor Day Weekend.
he's alright.  he kept talking about this bulimic headcase he dumped over fourth of july.	Really? Bulimic headcase.
so, rumor has it that you went on a date with court reynolds. i hear he's very nice.	He's alright.  He kept talking about this bulimic headcase he dumped over Fourth Of July.
i'll call you later and we'll get together and plan your curriculum.	Thanks.  Nice meeting you.
what was that?	I was thanking her. Vietnamese is such a beautiful language.
good night cecile.	Prude.
want a blow job?	Good night Cecile.
no.	Want a blow job?
need any company?	No.
i'm taking a shower.	Need any company?
where are you going?	I'm taking a shower.
is it me?	No, you were fine.
you think?	Is it me?
i'm sorry.	You think?
cecile. this is what i like to call quiet time. this is time when we reflect on what we've done.	I'm sorry.
i like it better when i'm on top.	Cecile. This is what I like to call quiet time. This is time when we reflect on what we've done.
for the first time, yes. it'll pass.	I like it better when I'm on top.
am i suppose to be this sore?	For the first time, yes. It'll pass.
some other time, cecile.	Am I suppose to be this sore?
want to join me?	Some other time, Cecile.
but -	I don't want to kiss you here. I want to kiss you there.
you promised to let me kiss you.	But -
what are you doing?	You promised to let me kiss you.
i swear.	What are you doing?
just a kiss, right?	I swear.
of course. i'm not a monster.	Just a kiss, right?
and then i can go home?	Of course. I'm not a monster.
cecile, all i want to do is give you a kiss.	And then I can go home?
please please please. i'll do anything. just don't call my mom.	Cecile, all I want to do is give you a kiss.
why not? ... oh wow, she doesn't know you're here. in fact, you're grounded. jesus, you could get in a shitload of trouble for this. i think i should call her anyway.	Please please please. I'll do anything. Just don't call my mom.
my mom? don't call my mom.	Why not? ... Oh wow, she doesn't know you're here. In fact, you're grounded. Jesus, you could get in a shitload of trouble for this. I think I should call her anyway.
okay, okay. i'll just call your mom and have her come pick you up.	My mom? Don't call my mom.
i want to go home.	Okay, okay. I'll just call your mom and have her come pick you up.
i was just kidding.	I want to go home.
i want to go home.	I was just kidding.
i'm sorry that was out of line.	I want to go home.
i look terrible.	Mmmm, you're right. Those clothes don't do you justice. Why don't you take them off.
just taking your photo.	I look terrible.
what are you doing?	Just taking your photo.
he'll love it.	What are you doing?
you think he'll like it?	He'll love it.
excellent.	You think he'll like it?
but i thought high school is only four years.	It is, unless you're a fuck up, like myself.
i'm what you would call a fifth year senior.	But I thought high school is only four years.
what year are you in?	I'm what you would call a fifth year senior.
my father just took me on a trip to australia.	How are things down under? Blossoming I hope.
what, nervous i'm going to win?	Would you please leave.
good luck, sebastian.	What, nervous I'm going to win?
really? care to make a wager on that?	Good luck, Sebastian.
don't even think about it. rachel is an exceptionally well rounded young woman, who happens to be attending princeton this fall. she's way too smart to fall for your line of b.s.	Really? Care to make a wager on that?
yummy.	Don't even think about it. Rachel is an exceptionally well rounded young woman, who happens to be attending Princeton this fall. She's way too smart to fall for your line of b.s.
my daughter, rachel.	Yummy.
well, you don't have to get nasty about it.	My daughter, Rachel.
i hope for your sake you grow out of this immature phase. it's going to get you into trouble.	Well, you don't have to get nasty about it.
you do?	I hope for your sake you grow out of this immature phase. It's going to get you into trouble.
no it doesn't. i see right through you.	You do?
it works a little.	No it doesn't. I see right through you.
you think you can come in here with that cute little smirk on your face and try and flirt with me. it doesn't work, sebastian.	It works a little.
don't be insecure, doc. you're a big help.	You think you can come in here with that cute little smirk on your face and try and flirt with me. It doesn't work, Sebastian.
this isn't a joke. your parents spend a lot of money to send you here. i'm trying to help you.	Don't be insecure, Doc. You're a big help.
why? i like spending time with you. you know, you're quite attractive for a woman your age. you have killer legs. killer.	This isn't a joke. Your parents spend a lot of money to send you here. I'm trying to help you.
no. this is going to be our last session.	Why? I like spending time with you. You know, you're quite attractive for a woman your age. You have killer legs. Killer.
same time next week?	No. This is going to be our last session.
i think that's all the time we have for today.	Same time next week?
let me tell you something, doctor. chicks love a guy with a bad rap. they say they don't, but they don't mean it. they all think that they're the ones that are going to "save me." the trick is to let them think it's true.	I think that's all the time we have for today.
don't you want to change that?	Let me tell you something, doctor. Chicks love a guy with a bad rap. They say they don't, but they don't mean it. They all think that they're the ones that are going to "save me." The trick is to let them think it's true.
i do.	Don't you want to change that?
but you said you have the worst reputation.	I do.
and you haven't made an ounce of progress.	I know.
i know.	And you haven't made an ounce of progress.
jesus. we've been at this for six months.	I know.
jesus christ, how can you be so stupid?	I don't know. He was just so charming. All he did was talk about how I had killer legs and how we wanted to photograph them. Things just got out of hand from there.  Mom? Are you there? Mom?  Mother!!!!
nudie pictures, what do you think?	Jesus Christ, how can you be so stupid?
alright honey, just calm down, take a deep breath, and step out of the circle.	Would you cut the psycho babble bullshit, mom. There's pictures of me on the internet.
you don't know him. i'm so stupid.	Alright honey, just calm down, take a deep breath, and step out of the circle.
who told you?	You don't know him. I'm so stupid.
he told me he loved me and i believed him.	Who told you?
honey, is something wrong?	He told me he loved me and I believed him.
hi, mom.	Honey, is something wrong?
alright. she's staying with some friends of her parents. the o'sheas. she caught the train twenty minutes ago into grand central.	Grand Central. You better not be fucking with me cause it's your ass on the line.
one.	Alright. She's staying with some friends of her parents. The O'Sheas. She caught the train twenty minutes ago into Grand Central.
i told you i don't know.	One.
mcconnell, i'm gonna out your ass in two seconds if you don't tell me where she is.	I told you I don't know.
i don't know. why don't you leave her alone.	McConnell, I'm gonna out your ass in two seconds if you don't tell me where she is.
where is she?!	I don't know. Why don't you leave her alone.
no.	Where is she?!
sebastian, you faggot. is she with you?	No.
who is this?	Sebastian, you faggot. Is she with you?
is she with you?	Who is this?
she bought it.	I'll be in touch.
pretty sure or sure sure?	She bought it.
i'm pretty sure she did.	Pretty sure or sure sure?
and you think she bought it?	I'm pretty sure she did.
yes!	And you think she bought it?
you told her that people are jealous cause i'm loaded?	Yes!
yes!	You told her that people are jealous cause I'm loaded?
you told her i never said i love you before?	Yes!
yes.	You told her I never said I love you before?
did you do everything i asked you to?	Yes.
positive.	Did you do everything I asked you to?
come on greg. you're the only one who knows her. the truth will save you.	I swear on my life, I never said a word to her about you.
annette harrison? i don't know what you're talking about.	Come on Greg. You're the only one who knows her. The truth will save you.
please don't tell anyone. this could ruin my career.	Your career? What about your family? Can you imagine the humiliation your father's going to feel when he finds out his pride and joy is a fudge- packer.
-- really drunk and blah blah blah blah blah.	Please don't tell anyone. This could ruin my career.
whoa!	I told you to lock the door.
get out of here.	Whoa!
greg, is that you under the covers?	Get out of here.
jesus!	Greg, is that you under the covers?
hey blaine, did i leave my... holy shit.	Jesus!
oh baby... oh baby...	Baby?  Right on time.
will you stay here for the night? you can leave in the morning. that's when my parents get back and --	Don't worry about it. I'll stay.
he doesn't scare me. i'll kick his ass in.	Will you stay here for the night? You can leave in the morning. That's when my parents get back and --
i'd be careful if i were you. god knows what he's up to.	He doesn't scare me. I'll kick his ass in.
racist piece of shit.	I'd be careful if I were you. God knows what he's up to.
it's been going on for a while.  then he called me a disgrace to our family and that's when he hit me.	Racist piece of shit.
and this happened before you and i hooked up?	It's been going on for a while.  Then he called me a disgrace to our family and that's when he hit me.
and when i confronted him about his affair with cecile he told me it was none of my business. then when i said "well what about ronald," he said you were nothing more than a stupid... the n word and that you deserved what you got...	And this happened before you and I hooked up?
i think he's high on drugs. he hit me, then took off. i'm afraid to be alone. please come over.	I'll be right there.
what do you mean?	I think he's high on drugs. He hit me, then took off. I'm afraid to be alone. Please come over.
it's sebastian. he's out of his mind.	What do you mean?
what's wrong?	It's Sebastian. He's out of his mind.
no.	What's wrong?
hi kathryn. is everything okay?	No.
it's kathryn.	Hi Kathryn. Is everything okay?
yeah?	It's Kathryn.
ronald?	Yeah?
hello.	Ronald?
what do you do? tell her you love her.	But I can't even see her. She doesn't have her own phone, I don't even know her e-mail address.
pleased to meet you.	Likewise I'm sure.
i think you have your answer.	War it is.
then i will consider it a declaration of war. one. two... three.	I think you have your answer.
and if i don't?	Then I will consider it a declaration of war. One. Two... three.
i'm giving you to the count of three to plop your ass down on the bed.	And if I don't?
get out!	I'm giving you to the count of three to plop your ass down on the bed.
i don't care what you said, we had an agreement. you've slept with half of the borough so don't tell me you're being choosy.	Get out!
didn't you hear what i said?	I don't care what you said, we had an agreement. You've slept with half of the borough so don't tell me you're being choosy.
get out? we had an arrangement.	Didn't you hear what I said?
i accept. now get out.	Get out? We had an arrangement.
i'm very sorry about that. i apologize.	I accept. Now get out.
fine! get off me!	I'm very sorry about that. I apologize.
will you calm down?	Fine! Get off me!
get off me!	Will you calm down?
in any event, you still owe me my reward.	I'm sorry, but unfortunately I don't fuck losers.
you were very much in love with her and you're still in love with her. but it amused me to make you ashamed of it. you gave up on the first person you ever loved because i called you names. don't get me wrong, i'm flattered that you chose me over her, but please understand, i never loved you, sebastian. you're just a toy. a little toy i play with. and now you've completely blown it with her. i think that's the saddest thing i've ever heard.  cheers.	In any event, you still owe me my reward.
come again?	You were very much in love with her and you're still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I called you names. Don't get me wrong, I'm flattered that you chose me over her, but please understand, I never loved you, Sebastian. You're just a toy. A little toy I play with. And now you've completely blown it with her. I think that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.  Cheers.
silly rabbit. my triumph isn't over her. it's over you.	Come again?
not my choice of toast, but it's your call. to your triumph over annette.	Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her. It's over you.
to my triumph, of course.	Not my choice of toast, but it's your call. To your triumph over Annette.
thank you. now, where were we?	To my triumph, of course.
well done.	Thank you. Now, where were we?
ronald?	Not that it's any of your business but yes.
i'd love to, but unfortunately i'm expecting some company.	Ronald?
i thought we should celebrate.	I'd love to, but unfortunately I'm expecting some company.
well done.	I thought we should celebrate.
devastated beyond repair. i doubt she'll ever trust a man again.	Well done.
annette?	Devastated beyond repair. I doubt she'll ever trust a man again.
you wanted an answer to your question.	Annette?
mind if i ask what you're doing in my room?	You wanted an answer to your question.
i have a flair for drama.	Mind if I ask what you're doing in my room?
a little melodramatic, don't you think.	I have a flair for drama.
screening calls. any suggestions?	I knew this guy last summer in the Hamptons. He and his girlfriend at the time were madly in love with each other. But she had this huge weight problem. His friends taunted him mercilessly about it. You know, "How do you breathe when she sits on your face?" "It's embarrassing for you to be seen with her." Finally he couldn't take it anymore and decided to dump her. She flipped and he went on the defensive. I distinctly remember him saying the same thing over and over again. "I'm completely fucked up." "I'm completely fucked up." "I'm completely fucked up."  Poor fatty never had a chance.
how have you dumped girls in the past?	Screening calls. Any suggestions?
i've never done this before.	How have you dumped girls in the past?
why so nervous?	I've never done this before.
then do me a favor and get rid of her. if not for me, then do it for you. look at yourself. you're a joke. she's turned you into jelly. what do you want to be, one of those losers who walk down the halls holding hands and smiling. people used to respect you. they feared you and now you're going to throw that all away.	Why so nervous?
that's not fair. you're taking all the fun out of it.	Then do me a favor and get rid of her. If not for me, then do it for you. Look at yourself. You're a joke. She's turned you into jelly. What do you want to be, one of those losers who walk down the halls holding hands and smiling. People used to respect you. They feared you and now you're going to throw that all away.
is that what you think?	That's not fair. You're taking all the fun out of it.
i can't believe you're reacting this way. you're just saying this because you lost the bet.	Is that what you think?
not anymore you don't. it's obvious.	I can't believe you're reacting this way. You're just saying this because you lost the bet.
kathryn, you know i love you. i've always loved you.	Not anymore you don't. It's obvious.
at first it was, but now it's become something bigger.	Kathryn, you know I love you. I've always loved you.
oh come on, kathryn, it was just a contest.	At first it was, but now it's become something bigger.
i'm sorry. it's just upsetting. you're in love with her. you don't love me anymore.	Oh come on, Kathryn, it was just a contest.
what's wrong with you? why are you acting this way?	I'm sorry. It's just upsetting. You're in love with her. You don't love me anymore.
p-whipped, p-whipped.	What's wrong with you? Why are you acting this way?
no, i'm not.	P-whipped, p-whipped.
oh my god. you're completely p-whipped.	No, I'm not.
i want to fuck.	And I don't.
it clearly is why.	I want to fuck.
and that's why you're leaving?	It clearly is why.
i'm not in the mood.	And that's why you're leaving?
excuse me?	I'm not in the mood.
some other time.	Excuse me?
wow. so you made love. ooo, i hear the birds chirping.	Mock, mock, mock.
it was... it was like the emotional part outweighed the physical part.	Wow. So you made love. Ooo, I hear the birds chirping.
no, tell me.	It was... it was like the emotional part outweighed the physical part.
i know. that's the amazing part of it. i mean, it wasn't like cirque du soleil acrobatics, just standard missionary stuff, but it was... ah forget it. i'm going to sound like a hallmark card.	No, tell me.
oh come on. for her first time?	I know. That's the amazing part of it. I mean, it wasn't like Cirque du Soleil acrobatics, just standard missionary stuff, but it was... ah forget it. I'm going to sound like a Hallmark card.
it was... fantastic.	Oh come on. For her first time?
tell me all the details.	It was... Fantastic.
oh yes.	Tell me all the details.
you didn't?	Oh yes.
kind of.	Well, you obviously wanted me to witness your little adventure or else you wouldn't have invited me in.
bad time?	Kind of.
where'd she go?	She wouldn't say. She apologized to your aunt and told her she was going to stay with some friends.  You blew it, Sebastian. That girl has come to her senses and she will never go near you again.
you don't know?  she left thirty minutes ago.	Where'd she go?
where is she?	You don't know?  She left thirty minutes ago.
if you're heading towards her room, you won't find her.	Where is she?
a momentary lapse of judgment, soon to be rectified.	If you're heading towards her room, you won't find her.
you're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't. god are you a chump.	A momentary lapse of judgment, soon to be rectified.
i don't know. she was lying on the bed, ready to do it, but i-- i don't, i was... i just didn't feel right about it.	You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't. God are you a chump.
so what went wrong?	I don't know. She was lying on the bed, ready to do it, but I-- I don't, I was... I just didn't feel right about it.
exactly the opposite.	So what went wrong?
she shot you down.	Exactly the opposite.
if your asking if i nailed her the answer is no.	She shot you down.
well i know how it went with cecile. she won't shut up about it. how'd it go with mrs. jesus?	If your asking if I nailed her the answer is no.
with who?	Well I know how it went with Cecile. She won't shut up about it. How'd it go with Mrs. Jesus?
so? how'd it go last night?	With who?
morning.	So? How'd it go last night?
morning!	Morning.
do you mind if i take my new porsche for a ride?	Kathryn, the only thing you're going to be riding is me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do.
i'm not losing the bet. it's just taking longer than i expected.	Do you mind if I take my new Porsche for a ride?
and that's why you're losing your bet?	I'm not losing the bet. It's just taking longer than I expected.
if you must know, yes. i don't know what to do. i can't stand that holier than thou bullshit and yet, i'm completely infatuated with her.  she made me laugh.	And that's why you're losing your bet?
she's really getting to you, isn't she?	If you must know, yes. I don't know what to do. I can't stand that holier than thou bullshit and yet, I'm completely infatuated with her.  She made me laugh.
nothing.	She's really getting to you, isn't she?
what's your problem?	Nothing.
shut up.	What's your problem?
jesus, she reeks of laura ashley.  oh, she's crying. wittle baby's upset by the big bad book.	Shut up.
yeah.	Jesus, she reeks of Laura Ashley.  Oh, she's crying. Wittle baby's upset by the big bad book.
that her?	Yeah.
take a look for yourself.	That her?
who are you spying on?	Take a look for yourself.
yippy.	Who are you spying on?
i just had a nice chat with cecile. i don't think she'll be giving you anymore problems.	Yippy.
you amaze me.	Eat me, Sebastian. It's alright for you to fuck everyone, but because I'm a girl it's wrong. Well let me tell you something, I didn't ask to be a girl. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine twenty four seven, so I can be considered a "laaaady." Do you think I take great delight when I hear - "Kathryn is so wonderful." "Kathryn is a model child." "Kathryn is going to make an excellent wife one day."  I'm the Marsha fucking Brady of the upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself for it. No, I don't enjoy being a part of the weaker sex and for that reason everyone around me is going to suffer. So there's your psychoanalysis Doctor Freud. Now are you in or are you out?
what is that? oh my god, it's your conscience.	You amaze me.
are you really? i mean, we've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... i mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. you do realize that.	What is that? Oh my God, it's your conscience.
i'm aware.	Are you really? I mean, we've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that.
before we go through with this, i just want you to be aware of the damage we're going to cause.	I'm aware.
cecile.	Before we go through with this, I just want you to be aware of the damage we're going to cause.
who are you calling?	Cecile.
any day now.	Well, let me know when you do. Until then.
have you succeeded in your task?	Any day now.
moving along quite well.	Have you succeeded in your task?
i hate when things don't go my way. it makes me so horny.	I hate it too.
oh sis. you're so tense.	I hate when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.
thank you. mmmm, that feels good.	Oh sis. You're so tense.
i'm at your service.	Thank you. Mmmm, that feels good.
i rat cecile out to mommy. mommy goes ballistic and ends their relationship. boo hoo.	But who will they turn to for help?
what's your plan of attack?	I rat Cecile out to mommy. Mommy goes ballistic and ends their relationship. Boo hoo.
not to mention court reynolds. unfortunately, ronald's moving with the speed of a special olympic bobsledder.	What's your plan of attack?
ooo, i'm sure mrs. caldwell will love that.	Not to mention Court Reynolds. Unfortunately, Ronald's moving with the speed of a Special Olympic Bobsledder.
the plot thickens. it appears that cecile has fallen for her music teacher.	Ooo, I'm sure Mrs. Caldwell will love that.
call cecile up and get her to come over. i'll bust that cherry in a heartbeat.	The plot thickens. It appears that Cecile has fallen for her music teacher.
no.	Call Cecile up and get her to come over. I'll bust that cherry in a heartbeat.
i now plan to devote all my energies to destroying the douche bag. any luck corrupting her daughter?	No.
interesting.	I now plan to devote all my energies to destroying the douche bag. Any luck corrupting her daughter?
you ready for this? i've recently discovered that our good friend mrs. caldwell is the one who sent the letter to annette urging her to stay away from me.	Interesting.
what's wrong with you?	You ready for this? I've recently discovered that our good friend Mrs. Caldwell is the one who sent the letter to Annette urging her to stay away from me.
you would not believe what--	Shhh.
call me later.	Okay.
blow me.	Call me later.
loser.	Blow me.
i'm working on it.	Loser.
fuck her yet?	I'm working on it.
even there?	It would feel so yummy.
you can put it anywhere.	Even there?
what makes you think i'd go for that bet? that's a seventy thousand dollar car.	Because I'm the only person you can't control and it kills you.
in english.  i'll fuck your brains out.	What makes you think I'd go for that bet? That's a seventy thousand dollar car.
be more specific.	In English.  I'll fuck your brains out.
i'll give you something you've been jerking off about ever since our parents got married.	Be more specific.
and if i win?	I'll give you something you've been jerking off about ever since our parents got married.
if you lose, then that hot little porsche of yours is mine.	And if I win?
what are the terms?	If you lose, then that hot little Porsche of yours is mine.
oh gee, your journal. could you be more queer?	Could you be more desperate to read it?
oh well, duty calls. time to add another chapter to my work of art.	Oh gee, your journal. Could you be more queer?
i'll think about it...	Oh well, duty calls. Time to add another chapter to my work of art.
care to make a wager on that?	I'll think about it...
you don't stand a chance. even this is out of your league.	Care to make a wager on that?
it just so happens we're not in kansas anymore. our little angel's father has accepted the new headmaster position at oakwood. she's staying with my aunt up in connecticut while daddy sells his house. can you imagine what this would do for my reputation? screwing the new headmaster's virginal daughter before school starts? it will be my greatest victory.	You don't stand a chance. Even this is out of your league.
b.f.d. what do you plan to do? fly to kansas and woo little dorothy.	It just so happens we're not in Kansas anymore. Our little angel's father has accepted the new headmaster position at Oakwood. She's staying with my aunt up in Connecticut while Daddy sells his house. Can you imagine what this would do for my reputation? Screwing the new headmaster's virginal daughter before school starts? It will be my greatest victory.
oh yes. i've read it over and over again. this baby's the real deal. daddy's little angel. a paradigm of chastity and virtue.	B.F.D. What do you plan to do? Fly to Kansas and woo little Dorothy.
jesus christ, is she for real?	Oh yes. I've read it over and over again. This baby's the real deal. Daddy's little angel. A paradigm of chastity and virtue.
shut up and turn to page 64.	Jesus Christ, is she for real?
i'm not interested in the latest dating tips from jonathan taylor thomas.	Shut up and turn to page 64.
that was just simple revenge. what i have planned requires sheer genius.	I'm not interested in the latest dating tips from Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
oh but diddling the therapist's daughter is a challenge?	That was just simple revenge. What I have planned requires sheer genius.
oh come on, kathryn. it's too easy. "but i thought high school was only four years." i mean, please. she knows nothing. she's seen nothing. i could have her under the table at au bar sucking me off before the appetizer arrived. go get one of those moron friends of yours to do it. i have a reputation to uphold.	Oh but diddling the therapist's daughter is a challenge?
why not?	Oh come on, Kathryn. It's too easy. "But I thought high school was only four years." I mean, please. She knows nothing. She's seen nothing. I could have her under the table at Au Bar sucking me off before the appetizer arrived. Go get one of those moron friends of yours to do it. I have a reputation to uphold.
sounds intriguing.	She's quite cute you know. Young supple breasts, a tight firm ass and an uncharted pootie.
i need you to seduce our young cecile. introduce her to your world of decadence and debauchery.	Sounds intriguing.
i see your point... though why should i care?	I need you to seduce our young Cecile. Introduce her to your world of decadence and debauchery.
because if there's an attack made on court it could be traced back to me. i can't allow that to happen. everybody loves me and i intend to keep it that way.	I see your point... though why should I care?
why go through cecile? why not just attack court?	Because if there's an attack made on Court it could be traced back to me. I can't allow that to happen. Everybody loves me and I intend to keep it that way.
keep your friends close and your enemies closer. when i get through with her, she'll be the premier blow job queen of the tri-state area and poor little court's heart will be shattered.	Why go through Cecile? Why not just attack Court?
so that's what this is all about.  we'll get together and plan your curriculum.	Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. When I get through with her, she'll be the premier Blow Job Queen of the Tri-State area and poor little Court's heart will be shattered.
i don't find this very funny,	So that's what this is all about.  We'll get together and plan your curriculum.
in any event, my feelings were hurt when i learned that he had fallen for someone else. someone chaste... pure... innocent.	You don't mean?
sorry.	In any event, my feelings were hurt when I learned that he had fallen for someone else. Someone chaste... pure... innocent.
oh, poor baby. well you can relax. i have a mission for you.	What?
lovely. how is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying bali? zipping through my inheritance per usual?	Hopefully, though she suspects that your decrepit alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
i'm just taking the poor girl under my wing.	Lovely. How is your gold digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali? Zipping through my inheritance per usual?
do you care to tell me what mrs. white-trash and her stupid daughter are doing in my house?	I'm just taking the poor girl under my wing.
cecile's attending oakwood in the fall.	Outstanding.
oh please. i can't have you do that.	It's the least I can do.
let me get that for you.	Oh please. I can't have you do that.
you will be discreet about this?	Absolutely.
i can't thank you enough.	You will be discreet about this?
i know. she's so young and he's so -	Black.
ronald? that's crazy.	I know. She's so young and he's so -
it's worse. i think there's something going on between cecile and her music teacher.	Ronald? That's crazy.
kathryn, you have my word. it isn't drugs is it?	It's worse. I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher.
well... you promise you won't say anything to her. we've developed a friendship and...	Kathryn, you have my word. It isn't drugs is it?
what about her?	Well... you promise you won't say anything to her. We've developed a friendship and...
it's cecile.	What about her?
not at all. what's wrong?	It's Cecile.
i hope i didn't keep you from something.	Not at all. What's wrong?
i got your message and came as quick as i could.	I hope I didn't keep you from something.
don't worry, it's totally understandable. most of the boys that matriculate at oakwood are very upstanding gentleman, however there are the occasional bad apples.	Like your step-brother Sebastian. I can't believe they didn't expel him after what he did to the school nurse.
i know this sounds corny, but whenever i feel temptations of peer pressure, i...  turn to god and he helps me through the problem. call me an anachronism, but it works.	That's beautiful.
how do you do it? i mean with all peer pressuring that goes on in high school. where do you get your strength?	I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel temptations of peer pressure, I...  turn to God and he helps me through the problem. Call me an anachronism, but it works.
you're too kind.	How do you do it? I mean with all peer pressuring that goes on in high school. Where do you get your strength?
i can't tell you how happy we are that cecile is going to be attending oakwood with you this fall. you've always been an inspiration to beau and i on raising her. we just hope she can rise to the high standards which you've set for her.	I'll do my best.
oh don't give me any of that racist crap. my husband and i gave money to colin powell.	I guess that puts me in my place. Thank you for the hospitality Mrs. Caldwell. It was a true awakening.
first of all, maam, i never touched your daughter and second, i would like to think that in these times someone of your status could look beyond racial lines.	Oh don't give me any of that racist crap. My husband and I gave money to Colin Powell.
whatever. you are never to set foot in this house again and you are never and i mean never to see my daughter again. is that understood?!	First of all, maam, I never touched your daughter and second, I would like to think that in these times someone of your status could look beyond racial lines.
got me off the streets? i live on 59th and park.	Whatever. You are never to set foot in this house again and you are never and I mean never to see my daughter again. Is that understood?!
mrs. caldwell i think you're misunderstanding something.	Is that so?
i'm paying you to give cello lessons. not to pervert my child.	Mrs. Caldwell I think you're misunderstanding something.
excuse me.	I'm paying you to give cello lessons. Not to pervert my child.
who the hell do you think you are?!	Excuse me.
it's really important.	I understand. Good night.
i'll do that.	It's really important.
fine. could you please see that she gets this.	I'll do that.
young man, i already told you she's not here.	Fine. Could you please see that she gets this.
annette! annette!	Young man, I already told you she's not here.
later. listen, we're entertaining some guests so -	Annette! Annette!
do you know when she'll be back?	Later. Listen, we're entertaining some guests so -
she's out.	Do you know when she'll be back?
do you know where she is?	She's out.
she's not here.	Do you know where she is?
i need to talk to annette.	She's not here.
what do you want?	I need to talk to Annette.
well please leave a message that i called.	I'll do that.
i've already told you, she's not home.	Well please leave a message that I called.
it's desperate that i talk to her.	I've already told you, she's not home.
hi. is annette at home?	You must be Sebastian. I've heard such nice things about you.
i said, do you want some water?	Oh... no thank you...
excuse me?	I said, do you want some water?
yep. then i fucked your daughter.	Excuse me?
i did?	Yep. Then I fucked your daughter.
uh huh. you beat me three times.	I did?
we played backgammon?	Uh huh. You beat me three times.
right after we played backgammon.	We played backgammon?
i did?	Right after we played backgammon.
yes, you already did.	I did?
did i ever tell you the time when my late husband sent me -	Yes, you already did.
i understand. thanks for letting me crash here.	Don't worry about it.
i can't have you do that, nor can i have you hanging around the lobby all day.	I understand. Thanks for letting me crash here.
do you mind if i check upstairs?	I can't have you do that, nor can I have you hanging around the lobby all day.
nope.	Do you mind if I check upstairs?
did she show up?	Nope.
eight o'clock. you got to go.	Did she show up?
what time is it?	Eight o'clock. You got to go.
ronald, i'm sorry.	You bastard!
don't know what i'm talking about? i know that you fucked cecile.	Ronald, I'm sorry.
ronald, you don't know what you're talking about.	Don't know what I'm talking about? I know that you fucked Cecile.
did you hit her?	Ronald, you don't know what you're talking about.
kathryn? oh christ, she got to you too?	Did you hit her?
kathryn. did you hit her?	Kathryn? Oh Christ, she got to you too?
what are you talking about?	Kathryn. Did you hit her?
where the hell do you come off hitting women?	What are you talking about?
can we do it later. i've had a really bad night and -	Where the hell do you come off hitting women?
it seems that you and i have some talking to do.	Can we do it later. I've had a really bad night and -
hey ronald.	It seems that you and I have some talking to do.
ronald, e-mail's for geeks and pedophiles. be romantic. write her another letter.	How will I get to her?
you're a lucky guy.	She really loves me.
wow. i never knew she had these kind of feelings.	You're a lucky guy.
how?	Once the emptiness in Amy's life is filled, the dream will go of itself. If a up to you, both of you. Only you two can bring her into a real world.. You must give her the friendship and love she craves.
it's perfectly normal for a child to dream. i can see how a sensitive little girl, finding this portrait, would take the image of this woman and make of her an imaginary friend. that image dwells only in her imagination, and that image can go as quickly as it was born.	How?
what do you mean?	I can see it all...the very day it began. Amy was lonely; she was desperate for friendship. I remember the night she told me she had wished on her ring. That must have been the day she first wished for a friend.
forgive me, but it was superstition ...foolish, childish wishes...that started, all this.	What do you mean?
it's one of the clearest memories i have. twelfth night...burning pine... and mummers' plays.	It's been ages since I've even thought of a mummers' play. When I was in college we used to do them every year  St. George and the Dragon, all kinds of sword dances.
i love the smell of pine.	It's one of the clearest memories I have. Twelfth night...burning pine... and mummers' plays.
does she go up to the farren's often?	No. I only let her go with Edward.  It's alright.
yes,  she's a little odd, i understand.	But quite harmless, I'm sure.
that the old actress -- julia farren?	Yes,  She's a little odd, I understand.
i didn't know mr. reed had been married before.	Yes. As a matter of fact, I was on the point of telling you about it yesterday  about Oliver's first marriage  and his wife's death. It has so much to do with Amy  although he'll never realize it.
we don't even like them,  i've often thought of giving it away, but oliver wouldn't stand for it.  it was his first wife's favorite picture.  she was an artist.	I didn't know Mr. Reed had been married before.
but you don't keep a cat, do you?	We don't even like them,  I've often thought of giving it away, but Oliver wouldn't stand for it.  It was his first wife's favorite picture.  She was an artist.
but it is a part of our lives too --a part of our past, it's a goya reproduction. those three cats --  are supposed to be the most beautifully drawn cats in western art.	But you don't keep a cat, do you?
oliver's pet,  i'm sure it would be the first thing he'd grab if we ever had a fire.	I know how it is.  My Dad collects miniature canon.
oh, hello.	Hello. I just met Amy and she pointed out where you live.
i'm so glad to have met you at last. you're just as nice as amy told me you were.  i hope you'll come to see us.	I'd love to.
to a situation) really, mr. reed, there isn't anything to worry about. it was only a slap --	That's exactly what I told Mr. Reed, but he insisted upon remaining home from business to talk to you, Miss Callahan.
but it won't be christmas tomorrow.	All right, Amy.  Go tell Edward to take you.
wouldn't it be just the same, darling, if daddy dropped the present at mrs. farren's on his way to town tomorrow morning?	But it won't be Christmas tomorrow.
mommy, could edward take me to mrs. farren's house to give her her present?	Wouldn't it be just the same, darling, if daddy dropped the present at Mrs. Farren's on his way to town tomorrow morning?
oh, thank you, darling.	You can't open it yet. You have to put all of them under the tree until morning.
look! why don't you run out and play? the sun's shining.	All right, mommy.
irena.	Look! Why don't you run out and play? The sun's shining.
irena.	Irena.
what's her name?	Irena.
she was very pretty.	What's her name?
it was right there on top. isn't she pretty?	She was very pretty.
where'd you get this, darling?	It was right there on top. Isn't she pretty?
edward will give you your breakfast, amy.	I had my breakfast while you were still asleep.
but it's already come true.	Sh! Then you must keep it true. Goodnight, darling.
you mustn't tell anybody, or it won't come true.	But it's already come true.
i got my wish anyway.	You mustn't tell anybody, or it won't come true.
well  the mother or daughter -- whichever one gave it to you. you ask edward to go with you.	I got my wish anyway.
i really don't know, but i do know that you must return the ring. you get edward to take you up there and bring it back to the old lady.	Well  the mother or daughter -- whichever one gave it to you. You ask Edward to go with you.
are they nice?	I really don't know, but I do know that you must return the ring. You get Edward to take you up there and bring it back to the old lady.
no dear. i don't know them, but i've heard about them.	Are they nice?
do you know the people?	No dear. I don't know them, but I've heard about them.
the farren house	Do you know the people?
on the back street  a green house	The Farren house
someone gave it to you? where was this old house?	On the back street  a green house
at the old house with the voice.	Someone gave it to you? Where was this old house?
but where did you get it, amy?	At the old house with the voice.
that's what i wished on. edward says it's a wishing ring -- and it is!	But where did you get it, Amy?
where did you get this ring?	That's what I wished on. Edward says it's a wishing ring -- and it is!
i made a wish today, and it came true just like edward said it would.	Where did you get this ring?
sometimes.	I made a wish today, and it came true just like Edward said it would.
did your wishes ever come true?	Sometimes.
oh, lots of times.	Did your wishes ever come true?
did you ever make a wish?	Oh, lots of times.
yes, darling.	Did you ever make a wish?
mommy --	Yes, darling.
oh, you'll remember it some time.	Mommy --
the song i was trying to hum. the song my friend, taught me.	Oh, you'll remember it some time.
what song, dear?	The song I was trying to hum. The song my friend, taught me.
i wasn't saying anything. i was singing.	I suppose any note, no matter how sour, is a song if you hold on to it long enough.
what are saying, darling?	I wasn't saying anything. I was singing.
but edward, in this kind of a wish that doesn't matter.	I can make wishes like this come true.  I'll be just like Daddy wants me to be -- play with the other children -- not sit around by myself  tell the truth --
you get your wish!	You know what I wished, Daddy? I wished I could be a good girl.
oliver, please. let's not go on with this. the child's trembling.	We've got to go on.  Amy, here, all this time, you've let your mother and father think you had forgotten that old dream life of yours. Now we find you've only kept it secret.
what's funny?	That darn kid. I never in my life expected her to get an A in arithmetic. Math's is a practical science --- if she understands figures, she's well out of her own world of make-believe.
some day i'm afraid we're going to have to tell her about irena.	I suppose so.
amy picked it off the top of that stack. perhaps you'd better go through the whole bunch. there may be others of irena in there.	Some day I'm afraid we're going to have to tell her about Irena.
where did you get it?	Amy picked it off the top of that stack. Perhaps you'd better go through the whole bunch. There may be others of Irena in there.
i haven't had my breakfast.	Well, you know where it is.
it's your play.	I'm sorry. I was somewhere else. He returns to the card game.
what?	It's your play.
ollie.	What?
what is it, alice?	I thought Amy was calling. I guess not.
you're shouting at me.	I'm not shouting at you, but there's no doubt in my mind that you spoil this child!
i'm never unfair.	You're shouting at me.
you mean you didn't. it seems to me the least you could do. you can't just jump at conclusions that way. you're being unfair.	I'm never unfair.
well, it seemed to me --	You mean you didn't. It seems to me the least you could do. You can't just jump at conclusions that way. You're being unfair.
did you hear the child out?	Well, it seemed to me --
my, my, what a coil we're in! what's this all about?	Amy's been lying again.
i called not only the boyds but the irvings.  neither of them received invitations.	But they must have.  Amy and I made them out together.  You mailed them, didn't you, Edward?
what do you mean?	I called not only the Boyds but the Irvings.  Neither of them received invitations.
something's haywire,	What do you mean?
that's right.	Something's haywire,
i think i should.  3000w?	That's right.
all right, ollie.  go ahead. call the boyds...3000w...see if their darling donald has left.	I think I should.  3000W?
no kids yet.  something's gone wrong. maybe i ought to call somebody.	All right, Ollie.  Go ahead. Call the Boyds...3000W...see if their darling Donald has left.
oilie, that's for the children to play with.	No kids yet.  Something's gone wrong. Maybe I ought to call somebody.
times have changed.	Oilie, that's for the children to play with.
gosh, in my day kids arrived at birthday parties before anybody was ready for them,	Times have changed.
yes, darling,	Gosh, in my day kids arrived at birthday parties before anybody was ready for them,
it's nearly a quarter after four. the party was for four, wasn't it?	Yes, darling,
it's early yet.	It's nearly a quarter after four. The party was for four, wasn't it?
where is everybody?	It's early yet.
i forgot i had it on.	Where is everybody?
why don't you take off your hat and stay awhile?	I forgot I had it on.
you make me sound like the father in "east lynne."	Darling, no father could be nicer to a child than you are to Amy.
i know, dear.  i understand. but try to worry a little less about her -- be a little easier in your thinking.  and especially today  let's forget about it. we want a really bang-up birthday party, don't we?	You make me sound like the father in "East Lynne."
no.  it's not that.  it's because i know what can happen when people begin to lie to themselves -- imagine things. i love amy too much to let her lose herself in a dream world where butterflies become pals. i saw what happened to irena with her cat people.	I know, dear.  I understand. But try to worry a little less about her -- be a little easier in your thinking.  And especially today  let's forget about it. We want a really bang-up birthday party, don't we?
that's why i can tell you, straight out, you think too much about irena -- blame yourself for her death.  and its your thinking and brooding about her that makes you so unnaturally concerned about amy.	No.  It's not that.  It's because I know what can happen when people begin to lie to themselves -- imagine things. I love Amy too much to let her lose herself in a dream world where butterflies become pals. I saw what happened to Irena with her Cat People.
i know that.	That's why I can tell you, straight out, you think too much about Irena -- blame yourself for her death.  And its your thinking and brooding about her that makes you so unnaturally concerned about Amy.
i'm not a jealous woman, oliver.	I know that.
all i have to do is look at amy's eyes, blue and deep like yours.	I'm not a jealous woman, Oliver.
she's not irena's child -- there's nothing of irena in her. she's my child.	All I have to do is look at Amy's eyes, blue and deep like yours.
i'd hate her to grow up like that.	She's not Irena's child -- there's nothing of Irena in her. She's my child.
i wonder if you don't resent that in her?	I'm sure I don't, Alice.  It's something else -- something moody -- something sickly --  She could almost be Irena's child.
well, it shows imagination, anyhow.	I wonder if you don't resent that in her?
she said something about that, mrs. reed  but she didn't tell me it was the farren house. i'll get my other hat and coat and go over there.	You do that, Edward.
but i told her to go with you.	She said something about that, Mrs. Reed  but she didn't tell me it was the Farren house. I'll get my other hat and coat and go over there.
is that where she got the ring, mrs. reed? she shouldn't be up there.	But I told her to go with you.
that's the farren house.	Is that where she got the ring, Mrs. Reed? She shouldn't be up there.
no, she went runnin' off to some old house she was talkin' about yesterday.	That's the Farren house.
i thought you were with amy.	No, she went runnin' off to some old house she was talkin' about yesterday.
i got lots of presents.	And you should.  Your mommy tells me you've been such a good girl, and your daddy is so pleased with you.
i live right here.	Maybe I'll drop in and see your Mommy.
no, darling, i hadn't intended to.	I live right here.
are you coming to see us. miss callahan?	No, darling, I hadn't intended to.
hello, amy.	Are you coming to see us. Miss Callahan?
your birthday, amy --  as she goes) -- and i have something for you in my locker. a present.	Mommy's having a party for me. I asked Robert, and Donald, and Lois --
it's late, mommy -- you haven't forgotten my birthday party.	Your birthday, Amy --  as she goes) -- and I have something for you in my locker. A present.
yes, darling.	Tell me tha real truth. You can see my friend, can't you?
daddy?	Yes, darling.
but there's no one here, darling.	She's upstairs.. .the lady who lives up there.
yes, she was afraid. she said there was someone who wanted to kill me.	But there's no one here, darling.
but...	I have eyes too, and I tell you no one's there. If you deny that, if you insist that this woman you call your friend is in the garden, then I'm afraid I shall have to punish you. Do you understand?
listen, darling. i want you to look once more. take as long as you want. look very carefully, and then i want you to tell me that no one's there.	But...
but irena is in the garden. she's right there, under the tree.	Listen, darling. I want you to look once more. Take as long as you want. Look very carefully, and then I want you to tell me that no one's there.
amy, there's nothing there. there's no one at all in the garden.	But Irena is in the garden. She's right there, under the tree.
don't you see her?...right there, under the tree.	Amy, there's nothing there. There's no one at all in the garden.
where, amy? where do you see her?	Don't you see her?...Right there, under the tree.
she's there, just like i said she'd be.	Where, Amy? Where do you see her?
in the garden? would she be there now?	She's there whenever I call her!
it isn't a secret. she plays with me. she plays with me in the garden all the time. right out there in the garden, she does!	In the garden? Would she be there now?
amy, answer me. why did you call her your friend?	Because she is my friend.
yes, amy?	Why, daddy, you know my friend too!
daddy!	Yes, Amy?
she gave me a ring, so i'm giving her a ring. i paid twenty-five cents for it, too.	This one hasn't got a name on it. Who's this one for, Amy?
and this one's for mrs. farren.	She gave me a ring, so I'm giving her a ring. I paid twenty-five cents for it, too.
just you wait!	And this one's for Mrs. Farren.
these are all from me.	This one says, "To Mother from Amy."
i'm sorry. daddy and mommy are a little upset.	You're upset about me -- I made you fight --I hate for you to fight.
no, i didn't.	Voices from an old dark house!
daddy, it's true.	Let me be the judge of that.
now look, this is the last time you come to me with any such stories  i'm sick of this sort of thing.	Daddy, it's true.
it was just a voice.	Now look, this is the last time you come to me with any such stories  I'm sick of this sort of thing.
and who did the voice belong to?	It was just a voice.
it's true.	And who did the voice belong to?
now amy	It's true.
i did.  i came to an old dark house, and a voice called to me -- a lovely, sweet voice ---	Now Amy
why didn't you run after them?	I did.  I came to an old dark house, and a voice called to me -- a lovely, sweet voice ---
they ran away.	Why didn't you run after them?
because you didn't ask them?  i don't blame them for being angry. why didn't you explain what happened?	They ran away.
it was on account of the birthday party.	Because you didn't ask them?  I don't blame them for being angry. Why didn't you explain what happened?
what do you mean you didn't play with the other children?	It was on account of the birthday party.
but i didn't play with them, daddy.  they wouldn't play with me.	What do you mean you didn't play with the other children?
can't you tell me later?	But I didn't play with them, Daddy.  They wouldn't play with me.
i wanted to talk to you,  i wanted to tell you about the other children.	Can't you tell me later?
what do you want. amy?	I wanted to talk to you,  I wanted to tell you about the other children.
but you told me in the garden-- that the wish about the tree couldn't come true.	But this is different.  Go on blow,
certain wishes do.	But you told me in the garden-- that the wish about the tree couldn't come true.
but wishes don't come true.	Certain wishes do.
amy, make a wish.  wish real hard, and then blow out the candles, and your wish will come true.	But wishes don't come true.
i didn't forget.	But, Amy, that was just a story; it wasn't real.  That tree's no mailbox.
but i told you about that so long ago; you couldn't have been more than three when i told you that tree was a magic mailbox.	I didn't forget.
yes, daddy.	But I told you about that so long ago; you couldn't have been more than three when I told you that tree was a magic mailbox.
amy, not that old tree!	Yes, daddy.
i'll show you.	Amy, not that old tree!
where did you mail them?	I'll show you.
yes, i did.	Where did you mail them?
did you mail then?	Yes, I did.
yes, daddy.	Did you mail then?
amy, you remember the party invitations edward, gave you to mail?	Yes, daddy.
is that my birthday cake? may i see?	You'll see it when it's all lit and ready for you.
we open ours on christmas eve. that's considered proper.	Well, I guess we're not a very proper family.
no.	We open ours on Christmas Eve. That's considered proper.
my goodness, don't you open your presents until christmas morning?	No.
i don't know yet.	My goodness, don't you open your presents until Christmas morning?
what'd you get for christmas?	I don't know yet.
but why?	Death's like life. Death's a part of life. It isn't frightening. It isn't the end of everything. It isn't quiet and nothingness. It's a part of all eternity.
yes, amy.	But why?
you?	Yes, Amy.
but, amy!  amy...i'm dead.	You?
oh, it is, it is! death's terrible.	But, Amy!  Amy...I'm dead.
amy, listen to me. death isn't such a terrible thing.	Oh, it is, it is! Death's terrible.
but she's dead!	Amy, listen to me. Death isn't such a terrible thing.
you mustn't be afraid.	But she's dead!
she's dead! i know what it is now when people say somebody died. i know what they mean! and i'm afraid. she's dead; she's dead!	You mustn't be afraid.
don't cry, amy.	She's dead! I know what it is now when people say somebody died. I know what they mean! And I'm afraid. She's dead; she's dead!
it's you...irena...my friend!	Don't cry, Amy.
it is wildness and freedom. no one can touch it.	I want to touch it.
may i pet the deer?	It is wildness and freedom. No one can touch it.
it's a warm breath -- warm and strong  warmed by the sunlight that shone on the deer's back in the hot summer; sweet with leaves and mosses.	May I pet the deer?
i can sea its breath in the cold.	It's a warm breath -- warm and strong  warmed by the sunlight that shone on the deer's back in the hot summer; sweet with leaves and mosses.
because it knows it can move with the swiftness of strong wind.	I can sea its breath in the cold.
it stands so still.	Because it knows it can move with the swiftness of strong wind.
you wanted to share this moment with me.	It stands so still.
so beautiful, irena. so beautiful.	You wanted to share this moment with me.
merry christmas.	A merry Christmas to you, Amy.
you and i shall enjoy christmas together. shall i show you my christmas gift to you?	Oh, please!
oh, that is more beautiful than i ever imagined it!  i wish i could show you to mommy and daddy.  i wish you could enjoy christmas with us.	You and I shall enjoy Christmas together. Shall I show you my Christmas gift to you?
i shall wear it in my hair!	Oh, that is more beautiful than I ever imagined it!  I wish I could show you to mommy and daddy.  I wish you could enjoy Christmas with us.
it reminded me of you, so i bought it. it cost me more than all the others.	I shall wear it in my hair!
oh, how beautiful!	It reminded me of you, so I bought it. It cost me more than all the others.
you can open it now, i guess. lois huggins says that's proper,	Oh, how beautiful!
oh, thank you, amy.	You can open it now, I guess. Lois Huggins says that's proper,
merry christmas, irena.  i brought you a present.	Oh, thank you, Amy.
yes, winter's coming.  i don't like the winter,	Oh, but the winter's fun. There's the wind and the snow. You'll like the warm fire upon the hearth, and the long, long nights.
all right, amy.  button your sweater, darling. it's turning cold.	Yes, winter's coming.  I don't like the winter,
my dolls. we can pretend.	All right, Amy.  Button your sweater, darling. It's turning cold.
your children?	My dolls. We can pretend.
no, i don't think that's very much fun. let's play house instead.  you be the friend who comes to see me.  i'll show you my children.	Your children?
but we don't have any sea weed.	Pretend, darling.  It's All Soul's Eve.  Round about the fire we go...  Over the flames we leapt
light shining) in her eyes) throw sea weeds into the flames, and the fire turns blue!	But we don't have any sea weed.
that one's an elm.	light shining) in her eyes) Throw sea weeds into the flames, and the fire turns blue!
there's an oak leaf.  add a maple.	That one's an elm.
this is more fun than just pretend.	Of course,
that's right!	This is more fun than just pretend.
yes, yes! i see prince,	That's right!
of course. and two is the prince who kneels before her on one knee.	Yes, yes! I see Prince,
a princess?	Of course. And Two is the prince who kneels before her on one knee.
oh yes they do.  look.  one is like a tall princess.	A princess?
the numbers simply don't mean anything	Oh yes they do.  Look.  One is like a tall princess.
but you must!	The numbers simply don't mean anything
i'll just never learn arithmetic.	But you must!
can't you get it, darling?	I'll just never learn arithmetic.
whenever you want.	Can't you get it, darling?
you'll always play with me?	Whenever you want.
oh, i like the sound of that.., amy and her friend... amy and her friend.	You'll always play with me?
no. this must be a friendship that only we shall have... you and i... amy and her friend.	Oh, I like the sound of that.., Amy and her friend... Amy and her friend.
not even daddy...or mommy?	No. This must be a friendship that only we shall have... you and I... Amy and her friend.
for always, then. only you must promise never to tell anyone about me	Not even Daddy...or Mommy?
i shall want you for always.	For always, then. Only you must promise never to tell anyone about me
for as long as you'll let me.	I shall want you for always.
will you be friend for always?	For as long as you'll let me.
i can not tell you.	Will you be friend for always?
but where is that?	I can not tell you.
you wouldn't understand. i come from great darkness and deep peace	But where is that?
but where do you come from?	You wouldn't understand. I come from great darkness and deep peace
i've wanted a friend too. i've been lonely.	But where do you come from?
i've wanted a friend.	I've wanted a friend too. I've been lonely.
i'm your friend.	I've wanted a friend.
irena. but who are you?	I'm your friend.
you called me by my name.	Irena. But who are you?
who are you?	You called me by my name.
it got hit.	But where has it gone?  Where's all the strength and the quickness?
but it was alive  it was fast and strong!	It got hit.
because it can't. it's dead.	But it was alive  it was fast and strong!
why is it just lying there? why doesn't it get up?	Because it can't. It's dead.
probably hit by a car. hard to see things in the twilight.	Why is it just lying there? Why doesn't it get up?
but what happened to the little deer?	Probably hit by a car. Hard to see things in the twilight.
bad luck to see death in the snow.	But what happened to the little deer?
but i saw what it was. it's the little deer.	Bad luck to see death in the snow.
mustn't look, little miss. mustn't look.	But I saw what it was. It's the little deer.
there was a deer on the other side of the fence.	It's a hard winter. All the animals are bold as brass, coming down into the streets for food. You'll see a lot of deer this winter.
but she's such a nice lady.	But I don't want you coming here alone. You get me to go with you when you want to come here. You promise?
little miss, don't you never come here alone. you gave me a fright, you did.	But she's such a nice lady.
about time for you to come home, amy.	But Mrs. Farren just started to tell me a story. Please.
i do suppose so. but if you were there yesterday, guess you can get there today.	That means I can go alone?
you're going to be busy all day long, edward.	I do suppose so. But if you were there yesterday, guess you can get there today.
soon as i finish.	You're going to be busy all day long, Edward.
will you come soon?	Soon as I finish.
you just wait until i finish here. i've got to dust these ships for your dad.	Will you come soon?
but i want to talk to you. mommy says for you to come up to the old house with me. i've got to take back this ring.	You just wait until I finish here. I've got to dust these ships for your Dad.
little miss, you're stopping me in my work.	But I want to talk to you. Mommy says for you to come up to the old house with me. I've got to take back this ring.
i wasn't singing to myself.	Oh, I suppose it was to the wind you sang, or maybe to the sun, or the clouds, or maybe it was to the flowers in the garden.
i'm trying to.	Let me take another look at that ring.
been crying? that won't please your daddy. you'd bettor cheer yourself up.	I'm trying to.
well, if it's a real mourning ring,. i'm going to think hard for something i want more than anything else in the world before i wish.	That's the clever way to do it.
they're given to the living in memory of the dead.  if this is a real one -- i can't be sure -- you can make a wish, and it will come true in the twinkling of an eye.	Well, if it's a real mourning ring,. I'm going to think hard for something I want more than anything else in the world before I wish.
the ring up to him) what's a mourning ring?	They're given to the living in memory of the dead.  If this is a real one -- I can't be sure -- you can make a wish, and it will come true in the twinkling of an eye.
maybe, if it's a real mourning ring like we have in jamaica. all you got to do is turn it on your finger, close your eyes, and make a wish.	the ring up to him) What's a mourning ring?
a ring that i can wish on like i wished on the candles?	Maybe, if it's a real mourning ring like we have in Jamaica. All you got to do is turn it on your finger, close your eyes, and make a wish.
i wouldn't be surprised if it were a true wishing ring.	A ring that I can wish on like I wished on the candles?
it's a pretty ring.	I wouldn't be surprised if it were a true wishing ring.
most surely that was a nice lady to give a ring to a little girl.	It's a pretty ring.
a lady threw it to me.	Most surely that was a nice lady to give a ring to a little girl.
that's a fine-looking ring.	A lady threw it to me.
look at my ring.	That's a fine-looking ring.
getting the yard all fixed up for your party, amy. you'd better hurry and get yourself fixed up too.	Mommy's taking me upstairs to change my dress right away.
hurry!	I can't do it! I can't do it!
yes, yes -	Hurry!
hurry, hurry.	Yes, yes -
hide me? why?	My little girl said she'd kill you if you came to see me. I can't let you die. We'll have to hide you.
and does he kill people?	No, not people -- just deer and game, but the people he catches can never be free again. They too must kill and kill, covering themselves with blood.
who's herne the huntsman?	Don't you read Shakespeare?
what?	Don't you hear it?
i brought you a present. merry christmas.	A Christmas present. It's been so long since I've had a Christmas present.
he'll let me stay, mrs. farren. he'll let me stay.	Good.
why hasn't he got a head?	It was shot off long ago in the great battles that were fought here; with the British on one side and the Americans on the other.
the headless horseman --	Why hasn't he got a head?
mommy read it to ne.	Do you know the story of "The Headless Horseman?"
then i'll tell you a story  a lovely story. do you know the story of rapunzel?	Mommy read it to ne.
i like stories.	Then I'll tell you a story  a lovely story. Do you know the story of Rapunzel?
no, thank you.	One little piece of cake won't hurt you. Go ahead, take one. It's full of fruit...citron, cherries and ginger. It'll make you dream. Yes, wonderful dreams.
there you are. take some cake, why don't you?	No, thank you.
that woman is an imposter, a liar, and a cheat. how do you like your tea? </pre><pre>                                amy well... .sometimes i got a spoonful of tea in a cup of hot milk.	There you are. Take some cake, why don't you?
who is she?	That woman is an imposter, a liar, and a cheat. How do you like your tea? </PRE><PRE>                                AMY Well... .sometimes I got a spoonful of tea in a cup of hot milk.
she's always spying on me. she creeps into the room. she lives upstairs, yet she's always watching me  always!	Who is she?
but i only came to give back the ring.	The ring? We'll have no more nonsense about the ring.
stranger? julia farren a stranger. why i've played every theatre from boston to san francisco. i've been to london and paris. those days  those beautiful, shilling, golden days.	But I only came to give back the ring.
but my mother says i mustn't accept gifts from strangers.	Stranger? Julia Farren a stranger. Why I've played every theatre from Boston to San Francisco. I've been to London and Paris. Those days  those beautiful, shilling, golden days.
return it to me? indeed you may not. i gave it to you as a present.	But my mother says I mustn't accept gifts from strangers.
if you were the lady who gave me a ring, my mother says i have to give it back to you.	Return it to me? Indeed you may not. I gave it to you as a present.
i've been watching you. you couldn't see me, but i could see you. it was like peeking through a slit in the curtain before the play began. you would be a very good audience. i can see that.	If you were the lady who gave me a ring, my mother says I have to give it back to you.
good night, mother, good night.	Good night...Barbara...
i'll not see her, barbara. i promise.	Good night, mother, good night.
if that child comes here...if i find her trying to steal your love from me...i'll kill her. yes, i'll kill her:	I'll not see her, Barbara. I promise.
i-shan't see her. no, barbara, no.	If that child comes here...if I find her trying to steal your love from me...I'll kill her. Yes, I'll kill her:
there's another promise you must make me. that little girl who comes here...she mustn't ever come to see you again. promise me you won't see her.	I-shan't see her. No, Barbara, no.
promise me you won't forget tomorrow. you'll remember, won't you? you won't say that it was just a dream. promise me.	Yes. Yes, Barbara, I shan't forget.
mother! you called me by name!	Yes, Barbara... Barbara...
and my hair...what color hair did barbara have?	It was pale...a shadowed gold.
yes...yes, that's true.	And my hair...what color hair did Barbara have?
and my eyes...my eyes are gray. look! you see!	Yes...yes, that's true.
gray. they were a lovely, lovely gray.	And my eyes...my eyes are gray. Look! You see!
look at me. look at me, mother darling. look into my eyes. what color eyes did barbara have?	Gray. They were a lovely, lovely gray.
anybody could know that song.	Look at me. Look at me, mother darling. Look into my eyes. What color eyes did Barbara have?
oh, doesn't that prove something to you? doesn't it?	Anybody could know that song.
but i am barbara. i didn't die.	My Barbara was killed. I killed her. Yes, it was my fault. Everyone told me not to drive from the theatre. There was a raging wind that night, and snow and ice. All was well until we got to the Sleepy Hollow bridge. Barbara was singing a little song and then ...I don't know how it happened ..when I awakened, they told me the car was overturned, and they wouldn't let me see Barbara. Barbara was dead.
the storms have done everything they can to me, i don't hate them. i don't even hear the wind. it blows beyond me. it was on such a night as this that barbara died.	But I am Barbara. I didn't die.
i hate the storm. i hate it!	The storms have done everything they can to me, I don't hate them. I don't even hear the wind. It blows beyond me. It was on such a night as this that Barbara died.
you didn't even open my present and i'm your daughter.	My daughter died long ago.
my daughter, barbara, died when she was six. that was long ago. you're only the woman who keeps care of me. i know you.	Look at me.
it's dark. we'd better be getting on. the family will be waiting.	Such a brief visit, but dear child, it has made my Christmas very merry.
it's some animal hurt in the woods that made that sound.	Wait a minute. Listen.
there's a present you haven't opened yet, ma'am.	That's from her -- that woman.
...at the hour of midnight, down the road that goes through sleepy hollow, across the bridge, he goes galloping, galloping, always searching, always seeking	Come away, Amy.
little miss, you can't stay here. you've got to come with me.	...At the hour of midnight, down the road that goes through Sleepy Hollow, across the bridge, he goes galloping, galloping, always searching, always seeking
on the dark nights  on the stormy nights -- you can hear him. he passes like the wind; the flapping and fluttering of his great cloak beating like gaunt wings. the thunder of his horse's hooves is loud, loud and louder, beating hard, beating strong on the frozen ground as he comes riding, riding, riding.	Little miss, you can't stay here. You've got to come with me.
let the child stay.	Now, I don't know Amy --
"to daddy from amy." here's one for miss callahan. this one says, "to edward from amy.".	Good heavens! What could you be giving me. Little Miss?
that's because she made a promise, and she'a keeping it, aren't you, darling.  you saw the way she played this afternoon, edward.	Indeed I did. Up and down the garden she went, laughing and singing to herself.
i didn't even have to coax her tonight.	That's because she made a promise, and she'a keeping it, aren't you, darling.  You saw the way she played this afternoon, Edward.
i like to see her happy.	So do I, Mr. Reed.
amy looks happy  seems almost as if she were playing with another child; like somebody else were running with her and playing.	I like to see her happy.
and amy mailed them?	She pleaded so to do it
well, ma'am, the truth is, i gave them to amy hersolf to post.	And Amy mailed them?
you won't have long to wait. in just a few minutes this house will be overflowing with boys and girls. off with you now, amy. go out and watch from the gate for all the children who'll be coming.	Go on -- out with you.
i thought we were going to save those leaves you were burning for the compost bin.	Got more leaf mold now than we'll ever need, Mr. Reed.  I thought I'd burn 'em up and get the yard clean.
i imagine a child would have to commit murder or rob the seventh national bank of tarrytown to be deprived of a birthday party.	I thought we were going to save those leaves you were burning for the compost bin.
when i first heard all that talk about you going down to the school to see the teacher i got really afeard.  i thought maybe you night call off this birthday party -- and me with the cake already in the oven.	I imagine a child would have to commit murder or rob the Seventh National Bank of Tarrytown to be deprived of a birthday party.
yes, everything's all right, edward.	When I first heard all that talk about you going down to the school to see the teacher I got really afeard.  I thought maybe you night call off this birthday party -- and me with the cake already in the oven.
everything all right down there at the school, mr. reed?	Yes, everything's all right, Edward.
but we have. she's wanted for nothing.	Perhaps she's wanted for understanding.
but there was nothing, no one in the garden.	She needed, a companion, so out of her own hunger she created one. In her mind her friend was in the garden. In her mind her friend never leaves her. Right this very minute I'm sure she's upstairs sobbing out her grief to a friend who exists only in her mind.
but don't you see...it's just what i was about to say to alice...amy in her own mind may not be lying.	But there was nothing, no one in the garden.
she refuses to deny it. she continues to believe in her lies.	But don't you see...it's just what I was about to say to Alice...Amy in her own mind may not be lying.
you'd better hurry.  i've left amy in the car and she's getting impatient.  she tells me there's something especially important about a sixth birthday.	We'll see that she gets there in good time
well, that seems a harmless fancy --	Amy has too many fancies -- too few friends. It worries me. It doesn't seem normal.
no. amy slapped donald because he had hurt the butterfly -- and it was her friend.	Well, that seems a harmless fancy --
something to do with a butterfly-- they were quarreling about it.	No. Amy slapped Donald because he had hurt the butterfly -- and it was her friend.
i know it may seem stupid of me--but it isn't the slap i'm worried about -- it's the reason.	Something to do with a butterfly-- they were quarreling about it.
jennifer gave her a make-over.	Looks like a helluva lot more than a make-over. Was there surgery involved?
no way is that the same chick. the other one was a dog.	Jennifer gave her a make-over.
waiter! she needs more water.	Can we get some service here?
my brother has an answer to pms. a-s-s: abundant sperm syndrome. a man gets sperm build-up, and if his woman isn't givin' it to 'em, he's gotta get it elsewhere.	Yeah and when your woman says you're an ass, say yes, I have Abundant Sperm Syndrome.
i don't believe in pms. women made it up just so they can be bitchy.	My brother has an answer to PMS. A-S-S: Abundant Sperm Syndrome. A man gets sperm build-up, and if his woman isn't givin' it to 'em, he's gotta get it elsewhere.
i'm lucky jen's not like that.	I don't believe in PMS. Women made it up just so they can be bitchy.
what's with her? if they're not bleeding they're pmsing. if they're not pmsing, they're warning you about the impending doom. if you're lucky, you get a sane person one week a month. then you gotta date three or four women just to get some normalcy in your life.	I'm lucky Jen's not like that.
sorry about frida. she's been friends with jen forever.	What's with her? If they're not bleeding they're PMSing. If they're not PMSing, they're warning you about the impending doom. If you're lucky, you get a sane person one week a month. Then you gotta date three or four women just to get some normalcy in your life.
that many women in one place -- nothing good can come from that.	Sorry about Frida. She's been friends with Jen forever.
it all starts with them going to the bathroom together.	That many women in one place -- nothing good can come from that.
i mean body temperature. do you have a fever?	Never felt better.
i've been working out.	I mean body temperature. Do you have a fever?
wow your body's really hot.	I've been working out.
your lips look delicious.	Wow your body's really hot.
what?	Your lips look delicious.
yul brynner. they're all dead.	Yeah but they looked cool...
james dean, humphrey bogart...	Yul Brynner. They're all dead.
no.	James Dean, Humphrey Bogart...
yeah yeah i know. smoking kills. i'll quit someday. doesn't it seem like all the cool people smoke?	No.
you shouldn't smoke. it'll kill you.	Yeah yeah I know. Smoking kills. I'll quit someday. Doesn't it seem like all the cool people smoke?
i've changed a lot lately.	You shouldn't smoke. It'll kill you.
sorry i didn't recognize you earlier. you look so different.	I've changed a lot lately.
maybe that bartender made it up. i mean i think coyotes are rather beautiful. maybe "coyote ugly" is really a compliment. like someone who's conventionally "ugly" but is really beautiful.	Yeah that's like a three bagger. Today a bag is also a condom, so now a three bagger can be a chick that's really hot. So hot you gotta put several condoms on to dull the senses.
no one i've run into knows what "coyote ugly" means.	Maybe that bartender made it up. I mean I think coyotes are rather beautiful. Maybe "coyote ugly" is really a compliment. Like someone who's conventionally "ugly" but is really beautiful.
sorry, don't mean to be wolfing down. i'm just starving.	Don't apologize. It's great to see a woman really enjoying her food. I hate it when I buy a woman dinner and she won't even touch it.
guess you like those coyote ugly steaks now, huh?	Sorry, don't mean to be wolfing down. I'm just starving.
does she have pms?	Now it's menopause. She's always hot. I gotta wear a parka around the house cause she keeps it so cold. It's always something.
diet and exercise, that's all there is. i'm not a big proponent of the pms craze, but there's a book my wife mentioned called "the pms diet," which may be helpful.	Does she have PMS?
i get crazy dreams and i black out.	Diet and exercise, that's all there is. I'm not a big proponent of the PMS craze, but there's a book my wife mentioned called "The PMS Diet," which may be helpful.
sounds all stress related. your teeth may feel sharper if you're grinding them at night. you don't seem hairy to me. is that all?	I get crazy dreams and I black out.
okay, but i'm worried about the next pms bout. it's gotten worse. i'm not myself during it. i get bloated, irritable, my breasts get huge, my nails turn into claws, my teeth get sharper and i have more facial and body hair.	Sounds all stress related. Your teeth may feel sharper if you're grinding them at night. You don't seem hairy to me. Is that all?
how have you been feeling?	Okay, but I'm worried about the next PMS bout. It's gotten worse. I'm not myself during it. I get bloated, irritable, my breasts get huge, my nails turn into claws, my teeth get sharper and I have more facial and body hair.
nearly four.	How have you been feeling?
that bite healed up quickly. it's been about three weeks?	Nearly four.
and keep a journal of your symptoms to make sure it's related to your period and not just in your head.	It's not just in my head.
what else is there?	And keep a journal of your symptoms to make sure it's related to your period and not just in your head.
that's just part of being a woman. diet and exercise should help. avoid salt, sugar, starches, caffeine, alcohol...	What else is there?
it's hard to describe. i get really bloated and irritable and emotional and depressed and...	That's just part of being a woman. Diet and exercise should help. Avoid salt, sugar, starches, caffeine, alcohol...
pms. what symptoms are you experiencing?	It's hard to describe. I get really bloated and irritable and emotional and depressed and...
good. except for pms.	PMS. What symptoms are you experiencing?
how's the rest of your health?	Good. Except for PMS.
a dog at victoria's secret?	No, it was another woman.
oh, on my wrist.	A dog at Victoria's Secret?
i mean where on your body?	Oh, on my wrist.
there was a sale.	I mean where on your body?
at victoria's secret.	There was a sale.
a bite... where'd you get bitten?	At Victoria's Secret.
no, i'm not a lesbian. geez mom.	It's okay if you are, we just want to know. I don't want to be expecting grandchildren if...
you haven't mentioned dating anyone since mark and, well you're not a lesbian are you?	No, I'm not a lesbian. Geez mom.
what does that have to do with me?	You haven't mentioned dating anyone since Mark and, well you're not a lesbian are you?
we're worried about you. "60 minutes" was on same-sex couples.	What does that have to do with me?
mom!	We're worried about you. "60 Minutes" was on same-sex couples.
no it's mom.	Mom!
jennifer?	No it's mom.
god i hope so. hey can i call you later? peter's still here. he's in the shower.	Sure. See ya.
oh thank god. maybe this whole thing is really over.	God I hope so. Hey can I call you later? Peter's still here. He's in the shower.
never been better. peter spent the night. i must really love him. he's still alive.	Oh thank god. Maybe this whole thing is really over.
frida? you okay?	Never been better. Peter spent the night. I must really love him. He's still alive.
hello?	Frida? You okay?
sorry -- i shouldn't go on about myself at a time like this. are you sure you're going to be okay?	Yes, just check on me once a day for the next three days. Then the PMS should be over.
i wish i only had your problems.	Sorry -- I shouldn't go on about myself at a time like this. Are you sure you're going to be okay?
we were -- i was just so tempted... it was sort of a test. i think after sleeping with benito i know i want to be with george. but now george knows about benito and he doesn't want to be with me!	I wish I only had your problems.
i thought you and george were getting married.	We were -- I was just so tempted... It was sort of a test. I think after sleeping with Benito I know I want to be with George. But now George knows about Benito and he doesn't want to be with me!
no, he's the guy i'm having an affair with.	I thought you and George were getting married.
did i kill a guy named benito?	No, he's the guy I'm having an affair with.
about benito.	Did I kill a guy named Benito?
about mark? carlton?	About Benito.
i think george knows.	About Mark? Carlton?
the werewolf always dies at the end. didn't you see "american werewolf in london?"	I think George knows.
no. i won't let you do that.	The werewolf always dies at the end. Didn't you see "American Werewolf in London?"
no. i can't take that chance. i'd rather kill myself.	No. I won't let you do that.
i guess you'll find out.	No. I can't take that chance. I'd rather kill myself.
but how do i know if i really love peter? and if he really loves me?	I guess you'll find out.
remember what madame sconce said. if you love him he'll be fine.	But how do I know if I really love Peter? And if he really loves me?
i'm just afraid i'll hurt peter. i think i love him.	Remember what Madame Sconce said. If you love him he'll be fine.
you'll get through this. you were fine for over three weeks.	I'm just afraid I'll hurt Peter. I think I love him.
i tried to kill myself -- earlier. it doesn't work. i think i need silver bullets. so i got depressed and when i'm depressed i clean.	You'll get through this. You were fine for over three weeks.
you scared the shit out of me. i thought you were killing yourself.	I tried to kill myself -- earlier. It doesn't work. I think I need silver bullets. So I got depressed and when I'm depressed I clean.
i'm cleaning my stove.	You scared the shit out of me. I thought you were killing yourself.
fall in love.	I think I already have.
so what do i do?	Fall in love.
what choice do we have?	So what do I do?
so... she was a werewolf. do you think we can believe all this?	What choice do we have?
the weird thing is... he shot her with a silver bullet.	So... she was a werewolf. Do you think we can believe all this?
guess she never found true love.	The weird thing is... he shot her with a silver bullet.
she died at age 34 in the 1800's. they thought she was crazy. she was banished from her town. seems her husband shot her.	Guess she never found true love.
who is this madame sconce? let's find her and talk to her.	She died at age 34 in the 1800's. They thought she was crazy. She was banished from her town. Seems her husband shot her.
"the female-cycle werewolf will only kill men and never kills someone she truly loves." see i knew you never loved mark.	Who is this Madame Sconce? Let's find her and talk to her.
great so all i have to do is fall in love? like i haven't tried that for the past 24 years.	"The female-cycle werewolf will only kill men and never kills someone she truly loves." See I knew you never loved Mark.
this is from a scientist in france, madame sconce. "the original werewolves were females. they became werewolves on the lunar cycle because it corresponded to the woman's cycle. my suspicion is that the only cure is true love."	Great so all I have to do is fall in love? Like I haven't tried that for the past 24 years.
"paranoia, insecurity, depression, changes in vision, feelings of losing control; belief that you have a mental problem..." nothing about turning into a werewolf.	Check out what I found.
the thing is, i really like him. i finally meet a guy i really like and i'm a fuckin' werewolf.	We don't know you're a werewolf. It might never happen again. You have to get on with your life.
maybe you should go out with him. if you keep avoiding him he'll get suspicious. besides, what better way to not get busted than to date the cop who's investigating you.	The thing is, I really like him. I finally meet a guy I really like and I'm a fuckin' werewolf.
peter keeps asking me out.	Maybe you should go out with him. If you keep avoiding him he'll get suspicious. Besides, what better way to not get busted than to date the cop who's investigating you.
symptoms include loss of emotional control, compulsive behavior, cravings, crying spells...	Peter keeps asking me out.
you're such a good friend.	So are you. Look, go about your life. Act like nothing's wrong. We'll get to the bottom of this.
let's do some research. i'll check the libraries. you surf the web.	You're such a good friend.
probably for three weeks or so anyway. i'm not sure -- i don't get how it works.	Let's do some research. I'll check the libraries. You surf the web.
does that mean this whole thing is over?	Probably for three weeks or so anyway. I'm not sure -- I don't get how it works.
i think i just got my period.	Does that mean this whole thing is over?
peter knows something.	Well if he does, he didn't give you away. He must really like you.
what the fuck are we going to do?	Hide him.
fuck it's the cops. peter saw me, now i have to let him in.	Tell them you'll meet them outside.
ignore it.	Fuck it's the cops. Peter saw me, now I have to let him in.
no.	Ignore it.
you expecting someone?	No.
you should have seen it erect.	You expecting someone?
at least i finally saw the reason you couldn't get over mark.	You should have seen it erect.
that's a terrible thing to say. frida goes back to scrubbing the floor.	Okay, let's say that this is PMS- related. You think those male cops are going to understand that? You'll either be locked up for murder or locked up in the looney bin. We have to keep this hidden until we figure it out ourselves.
if you ask me, the fucker got what he deserved. i'm glad he's dead.	That's a terrible thing to say. Frida goes back to scrubbing the floor.
i could smell another woman on him.	If you ask me, the fucker got what he deserved. I'm glad he's dead.
why the fuck would you do that?	I could smell another woman on him.
i think i turned into a werewolf and killed him.	Why the fuck would you do that?
you say murder, but you have no idea what happened. you don't remember doing it, so it's out of your control.	I think I turned into a werewolf and killed him.
you're right. it's just, i can't cover up a murder so george won't know you're cheating.	You say murder, but you have no idea what happened. You don't remember doing it, so it's out of your control.
how could i? i'm helping you clean up mark's remains and you ask how could i cheat on george?	You're right. It's just, I can't cover up a murder so George won't know you're cheating.
you're cheating on george? jennifer, how could you?	How could I? I'm helping you clean up Mark's remains and you ask how could I cheat on George?
there's kind of this guy i'm seeing.	You're cheating on George? Jennifer, how could you?
what? why'd you do that?	There's kind of this guy I'm seeing.
first of all, you're my alibi. i told george i was with you last night.	What? Why'd you do that?
why not? there's been a murder.	First of all, you're my alibi. I told George I was with you last night.
don't call the police.	Why not? There's been a murder.
i should call the police. oh no peter. peter is the police!	DON'T call the police.
what happened to his tooth?	I should call the police. Oh no Peter. Peter is the police!
he's been here all night?	Yeah, I guess. Mark?
i don't know... i'm spaced out... he was taking a shower... he must be still in there.	He's been here all night?
did you get rid of mark?	I don't know... I'm spaced out... he was taking a shower... He must be still in there.
holy shit, i don't know.	Did you get rid of Mark?
okay, i gotta go.	I'm stopping by later. I'm worried about you. Bye.
get rid of him!	Okay, I gotta go.
oh my god jennifer. i should go to confession.	Relax. Carlton was torn apart. No way could you have done that. Maybe you saw someone kill him and blocked it out... or...
and he was missing an arm.	Oh my god Jennifer. I should go to confession.
oh no.	And he was missing an arm.
frida, carlton's dead.	Oh no.
shit, i guess i missed work.	Frida, Carlton's dead.
tuesday. are you okay?	Shit, I guess I missed work.
i've been here. what day is it?	Tuesday. Are you okay?
frida? i was worried to death about you. i've called you for two days. where have you been?	I've been here. What day is it?
hello?	Frida? I was worried to death about you. I've called you for two days. Where have you been?
frida, listen to yourself. if i said i was a werewolf, would you believe me?	I don't know. You have to take Sammy. He's afraid of me.
i haven't gotten it yet.	Frida, listen to yourself. If I said I was a werewolf, would you believe me?
maybe the blood was from your period like before.	I haven't gotten it yet.
it took me an hour to clean it up. that was not in my head!	Maybe the blood was from your period like before.
you're delusional. maybe you had a bad dream and bit your lip -- so you tasted blood. and the severed arm... well i don't see it and... maybe this is all in your head.	It took me an hour to clean it up. That was not in my head!
no, last night i think i chased carlton around as a wolf and killed him. i woke up with a taste of blood in my mouth and a severed arm in my bed. and my throat hurts.	You're delusional. Maybe you had a bad dream and bit your lip -- so you tasted blood. And the severed arm... well I don't see it and... maybe this is all in your head.
you're a pms werewolf. of course. frida, are you on drugs?	No, last night I think I chased Carlton around as a wolf and killed him. I woke up with a taste of blood in my mouth and a severed arm in my bed. And my throat hurts.
because of pms, i get hairy, my nails turn into claws, i eat raw meat, i roam the city hunting for flesh. i've become a werewolf!	You're a PMS werewolf. Of course. Frida, are you on drugs?
and what makes you think you killed a man?	Because of PMS, I get hairy, my nails turn into claws, I eat raw meat, I roam the city hunting for flesh. I've become a werewolf!
i put it down the garbage disposal.	And what makes you think you killed a man?
so where's this infamous arm now?	I put it down the garbage disposal.
please come over. i'm begging you. what should i do with the arm? should i call the cops or... peter?	Frida, you're not making sense. I can't come over right now.
no! not fucked him, i think i killed him.	Please come over. I'm begging you. What should I do with the arm? Should I call the cops or... Peter?
you fucked carlton? see i told you he liked you.	No! Not fucked him, I think I killed him.
jennifer. a severed arm. it's bloody and... i'm not sure but it may be carlton's.	You fucked Carlton? See I told you he liked you.
frida, this is a bad time. we're having sex and george actually answered the phone.	There is a man's arm in my bed.
it's just cause mine is finer. a little bleach'll fix that.	I look like fuckin' Chewbacca.
yes they are! look how much more hair i have than you!	It's just cause mine is finer. A little bleach'll fix that.
no they're not.	Yes they are! Look how much more hair I have than you!
oh my god, look. my arms are so hairy!	No they're not.
no you don't, believe me.	Oh my god, look. My arms are so hairy!
geez, i wish i'd get it like that.	No you don't, believe me.
i can't help it. my bra wouldn't even fit. i've been going to victoria's secret and exchanging bras for bigger ones and still i'm busting out. it's this pms.	Geez, I wish I'd get it like that.
you might want to tape your nipples down next time. it's really distracting.	I can't help it. My bra wouldn't even fit. I've been going to Victoria's Secret and exchanging bras for bigger ones and still I'm busting out. It's this PMS.
bag means condom now? i can't keep up with the word "bag." it used to be "no, that's not my bag" -- meaning not my thing. but now "my bag" means "my fault."	I still thought it was a purse.
it is so hot in here.	Bag means condom now? I can't keep up with the word "bag." It used to be "No, that's not my bag" -- meaning not my thing. But now "my bag" means "my fault."
charming carlton.	It is so hot in here.
i think he called you beautiful.	Oh my god. I've never had that before. I've had guys say they want me to suck their dicks and gross stuff but no one's ever said "Hey there beautiful."
what did he say?	I think he called you beautiful.
well whatever it was, seems to have worked cause you look great.	You're just saying that.
i started out on that eye-of-newt diet the doctor gave me and wound up in the tub covered in chocolate.	Well whatever it was, seems to have worked cause you look great.
okay. i guess so.	Great. George is meeting Carlton first for drinks. We can meet and go together. It'll be a blast.
no he didn't. come on, i don't want to be alone with those two. all they talk about is basketball and it bores the hell out of me.	Okay. I guess so.
it's just as well. i'm afraid of getting hurt again. mark seemed great at first too. i don't want to get too attached to peter and then find out he's a creep.	Hey, Carlton's in town -- come out with the three of us.
frida, this hair thing is all in your head. you're using it as an excuse not to get close to anyone.	It's just as well. I'm afraid of getting hurt again. Mark seemed great at first too. I don't want to get too attached to Peter and then find out he's a creep.
we almost slept together... and... then the hair started and i booked.	Frida, this hair thing is all in your head. You're using it as an excuse not to get close to anyone.
how'd it go with the cop?	We almost slept together... and... then the hair started and I booked.
i looked like an italian man!	How'd it go with the cop?
you have to stop being so self- critical frida.	I looked like an Italian man!
i'm freaking out. i'm like an animal and totally out of control. my arms keep getting really hairy.	You have to stop being so self- critical Frida.
what the hell is the tampon test?	You're at his place, and you come out of the bathroom looking all shy and say, "I'm so embarrassed but could you run out and get me some tampons?" If he says no, he's too embarrassed, then you know he's a wus. If he says he's got some in the bathroom, then you know there are other women around a lot. But if he says yes and goes to get you tampons, well then he's a decent guy. Then, while he's out...
give him the tampon test.	What the hell is the tampon test?
i don't know much about him. how do you know if a guy is decent?	Give him the tampon test.
hmmm. sounds suspicious.	I don't know much about him. How do you know if a guy is decent?
i don't think i've ever actually liked anyone i've dated before. peter even likes me without makeup.	Hmmm. Sounds suspicious.
i'm sorry. i didn't want you to think i was still a doormat.	Frida, I'm your friend. I'm not judging you... You didn't sleep with the creep did you?
why didn't you tell me? you said you hadn't seen him for a month.	I'm sorry. I didn't want you to think I was still a doormat.
um, he stopped by yesterday before you came over.	Why didn't you tell me? You said you hadn't seen him for a month.
gross, so this is mark's flesh? when did you see him?	Um, he stopped by yesterday before you came over.
i wonder if he's married.	He wasn't wearing a ring. But you don't want to date a cop Frida. They're so blue collar.
rule one: always wear make-up.	I wonder if he's married.
he was cute, huh? of course whenever i meet a guy, i'm wearing no make-up.	Rule one: always wear make-up.
uh huh... good thing those cops didn't see that.	He was cute, huh? Of course whenever I meet a guy, I'm wearing no make-up.
no, mark wears boxers. they must have been in the dryer already.	Uh huh... good thing those cops didn't see that.
are those mark's?	No, Mark wears boxers. They must have been in the dryer already.
my vision got worse again.	Are those Mark's?
i thought you were going to stop wearing your glasses.	My vision got worse again.
and my bra finally fits again.	I thought you were going to stop wearing your glasses.
at least your pms is over.	And my bra finally fits again.
i think i went in and fell asleep. i guess gregory walked home and got killed! i blacked out.	At least your PMS is over.
and then?	I think I went in and fell asleep. I guess Gregory walked home and got killed! I blacked out.
he was trying to get into my apartment and... i know this sounds gross but i was so turned on. i grabbed him and kissed him!	And then?
what? why the hell did he do that?	He was trying to get into my apartment and... I know this sounds gross but I was so turned on. I grabbed him and kissed him!
i couldn't stop eating steak. i felt out of control -- like i was making up for all those years being a vegetarian. i couldn't get enough. and then gregory walked me home... and he peed in front of me.	What? Why the hell did he do that?
i guess you're off that vegetarian kick you've been on for ten years.	I couldn't stop eating steak. I felt out of control -- like I was making up for all those years being a vegetarian. I couldn't get enough. And then Gregory walked me home... and he peed in front of me.
i ate a burger in the afternoon and a steak and a half with gregory.	I guess you're off that vegetarian kick you've been on for ten years.
did you get smashed or what? you have to eat if you're drinking. and not just those little salads.	I ate a burger in the afternoon and a steak and a half with Gregory.
i don't remember. we kissed at my door and next thing i knew i woke up with my period. alone.	Did you get smashed or what? You have to eat if you're drinking. And not just those little salads.
you don't think so? you either did or your didn't.	I don't remember. We kissed at my door and next thing I knew I woke up with my period. Alone.
no. i don't think so.	You don't think so? You either did or your didn't.
no, did you fuck him?	No. I don't think so.
did i kill him? of course not!	No, did you fuck him?
so did you do it?	Did I kill him? Of course not!
to sound like big macho cops. he was probably just found with a knife in his back.	So did you do it?
why would they exaggerate?	To sound like big macho cops. He was probably just found with a knife in his back.
i'm sure they were exaggerating.	Why would they exaggerate?
and he was ripped limb from limb?	I'm sure they were exaggerating.
there you go, blaming yourself for everything again.	And he was ripped limb from limb?
he's dead? am i bad luck or what?	There you go, blaming yourself for everything again.
hey, did you get contacts?	Oh, my glasses! Maybe my eyes got stronger from not wearing them.
you are not frida, we all have a little hair there. i didn't even notice till you showed me. we can bleach that, it's no big deal.	Hey, did you get contacts?
holy shit, i'm a freak.	You are not Frida, we all have a little hair there. I didn't even notice till you showed me. We can bleach that, it's no big deal.
i don't see anything. maybe just a little.	Holy shit, I'm a freak.
where? where do you think a mustache would be. look!	I don't see anything. Maybe just a little.
where?	Where? Where do you think a mustache would be. Look!
i never thought of it like that. i never know what to do on dates. do guys still pay?	They better. Of course, trouble is, you never know what they'll expect for it. You gotta know what to order, and what you're willing to do. Like if a guy spends a fortune on you, he's gonna feel like you owe him something.
are you kidding? he might as well say, "can i date rape you?"	I never thought of it like that. I never know what to do on dates. Do guys still pay?
maybe they have to pee.	Are you kidding? He might as well say, "Can I date rape you?"
what i really hated about dating was the lines guys used to get into my apartment. "can i use your phone?" "how about a nightcap?" "i want to meet your cat." and my all-time favorite, the old standby, "i have to use your bathroom."	Maybe they have to pee.
you're so lucky you have george and don't need to go on dates anymore.	What I really hated about dating was the lines guys used to get into my apartment. "Can I use your phone?" "How about a nightcap?" "I want to meet your cat." And my all-time favorite, the old standby, "I have to use your bathroom."
maybe he likes you, ever think of that? it's good for you to go out -- get your mind off mark.	You're so lucky you have George and don't need to go on dates anymore.
why did gregory ask me out? i mean he's cute -- he probably just wants to pitch his screenplay idea.	Maybe he likes you, ever think of that? It's good for you to go out -- get your mind off Mark.
george bit you?	I kind of asked him to. We were, you know... he got a little carried away...
what a bitch. you should see a doctor. that can be dangerous. george bit me once and i had to go to the emergency room.	George bit you?
i think she broke the skin.	What a bitch. You should see a doctor. That can be dangerous. George bit me once and I had to go to the emergency room.
even on sale that stuff's a fortune. i worked all week to pay for a bra.	I think she broke the skin.
and she got the medium.	Even on sale that stuff's a fortune. I worked all week to pay for a bra.
can you believe she fuckin' bit me?	And she got the medium.
where are all the mediums?	Frida, grab that red one.
i don't know.	There's a sale. It's such a nice place -- classical music, relaxing atmosphere. You deserve to pamper yourself. Come on, it can't hurt.
it's not about him seeing you in it. it's how you feel. you'll feel sexy in lingerie and it'll show. it's an inner thing.	I don't know.
what do i need overpriced fancy underwear for? shouldn't a guy have already decided that he likes me before he sees me in lingerie?	It's not about him seeing you in it. It's how you feel. You'll feel sexy in lingerie and it'll show. It's an inner thing.
okay, just one more stop and you'll be all set. victoria's secret.	What do I need overpriced fancy underwear for? Shouldn't a guy have already decided that he likes me before he sees me in lingerie?
or if there's a full moon.	Or if your boyfriend's an asshole.
no, it grosses me out even thinking of putting something in my eye.	Try to get through dinner without them. You have beautiful eyes.
can't you get contacts?	No, it grosses me out even thinking of putting something in my eye.
only to see.	Can't you get contacts?
do you really need these?	Only to see.
you're just saying that.	Do you really need these?
how about i give you a make-over? you'll feel better about yourself. you're actually pretty, you're just not bringing it out.	You're just saying that.
i get a little bloated sometimes.	I'd kill for just a little bloated.
sorry. it's just so bad lately. you're so lucky you never get pms.	I get a little bloated sometimes.
frida, i don't mean this as a criticism, but you might not want to talk about pms around men.	Sorry. It's just so bad lately. You're so lucky you never get PMS.
my date always pays more attention to you than to me.	Frida, I don't mean this as a criticism, but you might not want to talk about PMS around men.
maybe he's just shy.	My date always pays more attention to you than to me.
he hasn't said one word to me.	Maybe he's just shy.
i wonder what it's like being you. being noticed all the time.	People notice you Frida.
i guess i have a weakness for him. it's those big brown bambi eyes.	So don't look in his eyes.
every woman at some point has to date a musician. i wish you'd get rid of mark for good. every time you break up you see him more than when you were going out.	I guess I have a weakness for him. It's those big brown Bambi eyes.
he's a very talented musician.	Every woman at some point has to date a musician. I wish you'd get rid of Mark for good. Every time you break up you see him more than when you were going out.
your shrink always gives you bad advice. he only hears what you choose to tell him. mark's an asshole, he cheated, he borrowed money and never paid it back, he's never had a regular job.	He's a very talented musician.
my shrink says he's not so bad.	Your shrink always gives you bad advice. He only hears what you choose to tell him. Mark's an asshole, he cheated, he borrowed money and never paid it back, he's never had a regular job.
anything's better than mark.	My shrink says he's not so bad.
translation: a total geek.	Anything's better than Mark.
well that's not going to happen tonight. george said carlton's a nice guy.	Translation: a total geek.
yeah even then look what happened: michael mortenson kissed you and billy sullivan threw a worm at me.	Well that's not going to happen tonight. George said Carlton's a nice guy.
come on, we've been double dating since the fourth grade.	Yeah even then look what happened: Michael Mortenson kissed you and Billy Sullivan threw a worm at me.
i have cramps. i can't believe i let you talk me into this.	Come on, we've been double dating since the fourth grade.
so pee? here?	Yeah. Whip it out. You want me to see it -- that's what this is all about, right?
uh huh. so pee.	So pee? Here?
i wouldn't mind doin' something else, but i do really have to pee.	Uh huh. So pee.
you're just saying that to get into my apartment and then you're hoping that'll turn into something else.	I wouldn't mind doin' something else, but I do really have to pee.
yes i do have to pee!	You're just saying that to get into my apartment and then you're hoping that'll turn into something else.
you don't have to pee.	Yes I do have to pee!
knock what off?	You don't have to pee.
oh come on. knock it off.	Knock what off?
that's okay. i just have to use the bathroom and then i'll leave.	Oh come on. Knock it off.
my apartment's just such a mess.	That's okay. I just have to use the bathroom and then I'll leave.
i didn't have to pee then.	My apartment's just such a mess.
you should have gone at the restaurant.	I didn't have to pee then.
i really gotta pee.	You should have gone at the restaurant.
what?	I really gotta pee.
they say sex is great for cramps.	Well I have it worse than cramps. Goodnight Gregory.
no. really, i'm... i don't feel well. i've got terrible pms.	They say sex is great for cramps.
come on, didn't all that steak make you thirsty?	No. Really, I'm... I don't feel well. I've got terrible PMS.
i'm really tired.	Come on, didn't all that steak make you thirsty?
hey, how about a little nightcap?	I'm really tired.
i'd really feel more comfortable paying for my half of the dinner.	Hey, how about a little nightcap?
well, whattdaya think?	That's great. Highly original.
so there i was, hanging from the edge of a bridge, when my mom said, "son, you got into harvard!" it took three of them to pull me back! frida keeps eating.	Well, whattdaya think?
i'm not really hungry after all.	You said you're starving. Come on, I can't stand a woman who won't eat.
man i'm starving too, i think i'll go for the surf and turf.	I'm not really hungry after all.
you hungry?	Starving.
you're kidding, really?	No, I'm serious. How about we have dinner and I tell you about it?
oh, a d-girl. you know... i have a really great idea for a screenplay.	You're kidding, really?
i do development for tv movies.	Oh, a D-Girl. You know... I have a really great idea for a screenplay.
so you're grant's secretary?	I do development for TV movies.
i know.	So you're Grant's secretary?
wow.	Take your shower.
yeah?	Wow.
mark.	Yeah?
my bra is my biggest supporter.	I just need a place to lay low for a few days. Come on, I know you hate me but you can't wanna see me at the bottom of the East River?
come on, i'm your biggest supporter.	My bra is my biggest supporter.
somehow this winds up being my fault? you always blame me.	Come on, I'm your biggest supporter.
it's the truth. if you'd just loaned me the money last time this never would have happened.	Somehow this winds up being my fault? You always blame me.
you think that story's gonna make me loan you money?	It's the truth. If you'd just loaned me the money last time this never would have happened.
these guys aren't the kind that'll take an apology. they're the kind that'll break my thumbs.	You think that story's gonna make me loan you money?
so pay them back and apologize.	These guys aren't the kind that'll take an apology. They're the kind that'll break my thumbs.
i did something stupid. i had a courier job -- picking up a package from the airport. it turned out to be money -- so i kind of borrowed it to pay my rent and now these dudes are after me.	So pay them back and apologize.
come on frida, i'm not kidding. i'm totally fucked. let me in.	I did something stupid. I had a courier job -- picking up a package from the airport. It turned out to be money -- so I kind of borrowed it to pay my rent and now these dudes are after me.
this really isn't a good time.	Come on Frida, I'm not kidding. I'm totally fucked. Let me in.
it's a matter of life and death.	This really isn't a good time.
frida? i hear you talking. i know you're in there. let me in.	It's Mark.
where'd you get the bike?	I'm kinda borrowing it. Who's this, Mr. Date-Guy?
you haven't even paid me back the thousand bucks you owe me!	I'm working on it...
hey wait, i paid three bucks for that burger. you owe me...	You haven't even paid me back the thousand bucks you owe me!
yeah right... you better go.	Hey wait, I paid three bucks for that burger. You owe me...
frida, you know you're it for me.	Yeah right... You better go.
worried about what all your girlfriends might think?	Frida, you know you're it for me.
ouch that stings! damn, what am i going to do with my back like this?	Worried about what all your girlfriends might think?
shit. and you're eating my burger? you don't eat meat.	I can't help it, it smells so good.
oh my god, i'm sorry!	Shit. And you're eating my burger? You don't eat meat.
look what you did!	Oh my god, I'm sorry!
you do though. you look really... is that a wonderbra?	No.
you never say that.	You do though. You look really... is that a wonderbra?
you look different. i mean you look good.	You never say that.
what, you got a date or somethin'?	Since when do you care?
no. i quit. take your lame ass ideas, your fake ass toupee, your fat ass wife and your ugly ass kids and shove them.	Very well then. Is that all?
no?	No. I quit. Take your lame ass ideas, your fake ass toupee, your fat ass wife and your ugly ass kids and shove them.
no.	No?
uh... yes. not for us. no woman in jeopardy. find me dr. quinn medicine woman. find me a true story about a crazed killer stalking beautiful women.	No.
mr. grant. did you read that script i was talking about?	Uh... yes. Not for us. No woman in jeopardy. Find me Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Find me a true story about a crazed killer stalking beautiful women.
i think we should do something with strong female characters...	I'll make a note of that. Put the coverage on my desk.
yes, that's what we're looking for.	I think we should do something with strong female characters...
i can't read any more crap. these women are all victims.	Yes, that's what we're looking for.
did you change your hair?	A little.
how about a "man in jeopardy" story?	Did you change your hair?
coffee and...	Your desk.
on your desk.	Coffee and...
script coverage?	On your desk.
on your desk.	Script coverage?
the nielson's?	On your desk.
here's a towel.	Thanks.
i'm going to take a shower.	Okay.
i'm so sorry... i... i couldn't help it. you know i didn't mean to... to do any of that.	I know. The important thing is that it stop.
no way can anything be proved. all they have are some wolf hairs. no one believes in werewolves.	I'm so sorry... I... I couldn't help it. You know I didn't mean to... to do any of that.
what about... those guys... i might have...	No way can anything be proved. All they have are some wolf hairs. No one believes in werewolves.
sure. cheating, lying. what's a little werewolf a few days a month? we can move out to the country where you can feed off deer.	What about... those guys... I might have...
worse than this?	Sure. Cheating, lying. What's a little werewolf a few days a month? We can move out to the country where you can feed off deer.
we can work this out. other couples have worse problems.	Worse than this?
maybe we should have children. i don't think i'd kill the father of my child.	We can work this out. Other couples have worse problems.
i knew you wouldn't kill me.	Maybe we should have children. I don't think I'd kill the father of my child.
no. it doesn't work that way. men can't get pms. unfortunately.	I'm staying here with you tonight. There's no getting rid of me.
can't you bite me and then i'll be like you?	No. It doesn't work that way. Men can't get PMS. Unfortunately.
be careful!	Can't you bite me and then I'll be like you?
i can't take that chance... i couldn't live with myself if i did anything to you.	I have the silver bullets in case I need to protect myself. Does that make you feel better?
i don't think you would. no matter what form you take.	I can't take that chance... I couldn't live with myself if I did anything to you.
how do you know?	I don't think you would. No matter what form you take.
i don't think you'll hurt me.	How do you know?
peter i love you too but...	I don't think you'll hurt me.
i'm not afraid. frida! i love you.	Peter I love you too but...
go away. i might hurt you.	I'm not afraid. Frida! I love you.
if you don't like me, just say so. you don't have to make up some bullshit like you're a werewolf.	I knew you wouldn't believe me! Just go away. Go very far away!
no you can't. it... it gets so bad that i become a werewolf.	If you don't like me, just say so. You don't have to make up some bullshit like you're a werewolf.
yes, your pms. frida i can deal with that.	No you can't. It... it gets so bad that I become a werewolf.
you want the truth? remember i tried to tell you something the other day?	Yes, your PMS. Frida I can deal with that.
you at least owe me the truth.	You want the truth? Remember I tried to tell you something the other day?
yes or no? frida, can't you just be honest with me?	You at least owe me the truth.
yes, sort of. i mean no, not really.	Yes or no? Frida, can't you just be honest with me?
what? is there someone else?	Yes, sort of. I mean no, not really.
no! don't come over. peter... i... i don't want to see you anymore. ever.	What? Is there someone else?
frida? you okay? look, i think i know what happened to mark. i want to help. i'm coming over.	NO! Don't come over. Peter... I... I don't want to see you anymore. Ever.
hello?	Frida? You okay? Look, I think I know what happened to Mark. I want to help. I'm coming over.
i did shave... do i seem hairy? peter laughs.	No. But I don't mind hairy. Are you okay?
no, it's a good thing. i like it. everything about you is great. i like how you don't shave your legs. women are so much sexier when they're natural.	I did shave... Do I seem hairy? Peter laughs.
they do? oh no...	No, it's a good thing. I like it. Everything about you is great. I like how you don't shave your legs. Women are so much sexier when they're natural.
your breasts feel larger.	They do? Oh no...
you know, i've never seen your cat.	I loaned him to Jennifer. George moved out and she was lonely...
they're for my cat. i use them to train him not to rip up paper.	You know, I've never seen your cat.
what's with the squirt guns?	They're for my cat. I use them to train him not to rip up paper.
i love you too.	What's with the squirt guns?
you didn't say it.	I love you too.
like i had to say it? no, i wanted to say it.	You didn't say it.
is that how you feel?	Like I had to say it? No, I wanted to say it.
no, it's just... no one's ever said that. and i thought if someone did ever say it, i'd have to say it first and then they'd sort of say "i love you too" cause they felt they had to after i'd said it.	Is that how you feel?
is it that funny?	No, it's just... no one's ever said that. And I thought if someone did ever say it, I'd have to say it first and then they'd sort of say "I love you too" cause they felt they had to after I'd said it.
you can't mean that. i'm sure your bark is worse than your bite.	No, my bite's a lot worse.
this is a lot worse than "betty."	You can't mean that. I'm sure your bark is worse than your bite.
that's it? hell my mom chased my dad around with a knife when she had it. she made us call her a different name. she'd say, "you're talking to betty now" and we'd leave the house for a few days.	This is a lot worse than "Betty."
speaking of mark -- we've tried to track him down and there's no sight of him. vanished into thin air. i got a hunch he fled the country.	Interesting possibility.
no, but thanks for the warning.	Speaking of Mark -- we've tried to track him down and there's no sight of him. Vanished into thin air. I got a hunch he fled the country.
did i tell you i have the worst sense of humor and i make bad jokes at totally inappropriate times?	No, but thanks for the warning.
what's that supposed to mean?	Did I tell you I have the worst sense of humor and I make bad jokes at totally inappropriate times?
except mark of course.	What's that supposed to mean?
yeah, every guy you date winds up dead.	Except Mark of course.
i just don't know if i should be dating anyone right now.	Yeah, every guy you date winds up dead.
i thought we were starting something... and then... i know it's unorthodox, i mean with you being involved in the case and all.	I just don't know if I should be dating anyone right now.
what happened?	I thought we were starting something... and then... I know it's unorthodox, I mean with you being involved in the case and all.
what happened?	What happened?
no, i got it. it's okay.	What happened?
i need to talk to you. about us. frida... i... can i carry your box?	No, I got it. It's okay.
yeah sort of. where's lloyd?	I need to talk to you. About us. Frida... I... Can I carry your box?
frida. i was looking for you. you changing jobs?	Yeah sort of. Where's Lloyd?
no, why?	He was ripped to shreds also. In his apartment.
but you said the bodies were ripped to pieces?	Still haven't figured out how he or anyone else pulled that off. Never seen anything like it.
no, no... but mark -- a jealous boyfriend gone mad. maybe he kills men you date.	Mark wouldn't hurt a fly.
you had a date with carlton?	It wasn't a date. Jennifer invited me along to dinner with them.
frida, can we come in? we need to talk to you. it's important.	Uh... the buzzer's broken. I'll be down in a second.
uh.... hi!	Frida, can we come in? We need to talk to you. It's important.
everything okay?	A man killed in Central Park.
you sure? it's my favorite shirt, mind if i check?	NO! I... I checked when I put my stuff in. I always look through the washer first.
no. nope, nothing in it.	You sure? It's my favorite shirt, mind if I check?
was there anything in that washer?	No. Nope, nothing in it.
no. i was doing my laundry.	I'm sorry -- I'm on edge today.
oh my god, you scared the shit out of me. you following me again?	No. I was doing my laundry.
no. no, i'm fine. maybe i should go. i mean... i don't want our first time to be like this.	Frida, wait. Don't go. We can just sleep. I just want to wake up with you.
i mean we can still... whatever... maybe i should get a towel?	No. No, I'm fine. Maybe I should go. I mean... I don't want our first time to be like this.
oh, nothing's wrong. just... well don't you have your period?	My period? No.
what's wrong?	Oh, nothing's wrong. Just... well don't you have your period?
okay, you busted me.	What's wrong?
i'm a cop -- i notice everything. that drawer's ajar, that picture's been moved about an inch, the closet wasn't closed when i left...	Okay, you busted me.
what are they for?	Oh just my wolf paraphernalia. Some people collect beanie babies... I collect silver bullets.
silver bullets. a collectors item. these are very valuable. they were melted down from a crucifix.	What are they for?
what are those?	Silver bullets. A collectors item. These are very valuable. They were melted down from a crucifix.
goodnight.	Goodnight.
yeah. maybe.	Goodnight.
thanks for the walk. maybe we could... get a bite sometime?	Yeah. Maybe.
i really gotta get going.	Thanks for the walk. Maybe we could... get a bite sometime?
he's bad news. he cheated on me, he insults me. now suddenly he gets jealous if i have a date.	I really gotta get going.
me neither. that's why i wear briefs... so why did you and... mark break up?	He's bad news. He cheated on me, he insults me. Now suddenly he gets jealous if I have a date.
cool. i don't get guys who wear boxers. my ex wore boxers. i never got how he could wear khakis and not have his boxers bunch up.	Me neither. That's why I wear briefs... So why did you and... Mark break up?
briefs.	Cool. I don't get guys who wear boxers. My ex wore boxers. I never got how he could wear khakis and not have his boxers bunch up.
how about you? briefs or boxers?	Briefs.
a lot of people don't wear underwear.	Yeah but a guy hung like a horse would need briefs to keep things in line.
you know how moms always tell you to wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident? well this guy wasn't wearing any underwear.	A lot of people don't wear underwear.
like what?	You know how moms always tell you to wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident? Well this guy wasn't wearing any underwear.
sometimes it's frustrating. like this gregory jameson case. we don't even know what killed him. i'm putting together little details to see if we're missing something.	Like what?
i've read scripts about detectives, but never met one. must be wild.	Sometimes it's frustrating. Like this Gregory Jameson case. We don't even know what killed him. I'm putting together little details to see if we're missing something.
the weird thing is i've had an odd, morbid fascination with wolves ever since.	I've read scripts about detectives, but never met one. Must be wild.
i'm so sorry peter. gee, that sure puts my problems in perspective.	The weird thing is I've had an odd, morbid fascination with wolves ever since.
we lived in northern minnesota. she went for a walk one night and they never found her body -- just her torn apart clothes with her blood and wolf blood on them. then the town rounded up bunch of hunters and shot all the wolves in the area.	I'm so sorry Peter. Gee, that sure puts my problems in perspective.
oh my god, by wolves?	We lived in northern Minnesota. She went for a walk one night and they never found her body -- just her torn apart clothes with her blood and wolf blood on them. Then the town rounded up bunch of hunters and shot all the wolves in the area.
i've had time to get over it. she was killed by wolves they think.	Oh my god, by wolves?
i'm sorry.	I've had time to get over it. She was killed by wolves they think.
no, she died when i was twelve.	I'm sorry.
used to? did it stop finally?	No, she died when I was twelve.
my mom used to get pms too.	Used to? Did it stop finally?
i can forgive you a bestseller.	My mom used to get PMS too.
it's stupid.	I can forgive you a bestseller.
no really, i love knowing what people read.	It's stupid.
oh, it's nothing.	No really, I love knowing what people read.
so what book did you buy?	Oh, it's nothing.
okay well. maybe some other time. they continue walking together.	So what book did you buy?
no. really. i don't drink coffee anymore. i used to love it but my tastes have changed recently.	Okay well. Maybe some other time. They continue walking together.
some decaf then? that was stupid. obviously you said you were staying away from caffeine as a nice way of blowing me off.	No. Really. I don't drink coffee anymore. I used to love it but my tastes have changed recently.
i'm trying to stay away from caffeine.	Some decaf then? That was stupid. Obviously you said you were staying away from caffeine as a nice way of blowing me off.
you wanna get some coffee?	I'm trying to stay away from caffeine.
there's a lot of that going around.	You wanna get some coffee?
that's my ex. he's an asshole. in case you couldn't tell. i think he's been following me.	There's a lot of that going around.
being a cop has such a warm effect on people.	That's my ex. He's an asshole. In case you couldn't tell. I think he's been following me.
i gotta get going. peter gets the pillowcase out of his bag.	At least let me give you this back. I washed it.
intriguing?	I gotta get going. Peter gets the pillowcase out of his bag.
no... no... this is embarrassing. i was returning your pillowcase... and i saw you cross the street... and i sort of started following you. i just find you really intriguing. i don't know why.	Intriguing?
are you following me?	No... no... this is embarrassing. I was returning your pillowcase... and I saw you cross the street... and I sort of started following you. I just find you really intriguing. I don't know why.
you busted me.	Are you following me?
i wish i could help but last i saw gregory was outside my front door.	Okay, if you think of anything else, please give us a call.
when's the last time you saw him?	We... he walked me home and... we said goodnight. Um, he kissed me goodnight and that was it.
cause i'm a fucking werewolf!!	You use the word "fucking." You're sexualizing things. Stop berating yourself. It's okay to have sex.
you say you killed a man and don't remember it. couldn't you have had sex and not remember it? it's sexual. why did you choose "eating him" as the method of killing?	Cause I'm a fucking werewolf!!
we didn't have sex.	You say you killed a man and don't remember it. Couldn't you have had sex and not remember it? It's sexual. Why did you choose "eating him" as the method of killing?
dreams about killing usually signify feelings of guilt. you had sex last night and you feel guilty.	We didn't have sex.
i don't know. i don't remember doing it.	Dreams about killing usually signify feelings of guilt. You had sex last night and you feel guilty.
and how did you feel when you ate this guy?	I don't know. I don't remember doing it.
i ate a guy last night.	And how did you feel when you ate this guy?
let's explore this. what makes you feel you're a werewolf?	I ate a guy last night.
i think i'm a werewolf.	Let's explore this. What makes you feel you're a werewolf?
that i'm a doormat of course. the shrink makes more notes.	Oh, I see... interesting theory.
no he's not. he's a courier. he picks up packages from the airport.	Packages of money.
no, i have a cat.	How big?
you got a dog?	No, I have a cat.
no. we left the restaurant, and... and i felt sick... so... so i took a cab home. alone.	You got a dog?
seems you were the last to see carlton alive. and the last to see gregory alive.	What makes you think I was the last one?
you heard about carlton fraser?	Yes, Jennifer told me. What does that have to do with me?
we can get a warrant if you like.	No, take it.
a kiss? did you have sex with him?	No, I said it was our first date.
no, it was our first date.	Looks like it was your only date. Unless you go to his funeral.
did he come home with you? did you go to his apartment?	No, it was our first date.
yes... i... we had dinner.	Did he come home with you? Did you go to his apartment?
it's about gregory jameson. he's dead.	Oh my god, what happened?
you can't believe this bullshit.	She's my best friend. I gotta be there for her -- no matter how crazy it sounds. I've been in some bad relationships and she's been there for me. She's lonely. If pretending she's a werewolf helps, then more power to her.
take some allergy medicine.	You can't believe this bullshit.
oh great. what the fuck am i supposed to do?	Take some allergy medicine.
don't be stupid george. obviously if she's a werewolf, she can't be around a cat. she might eat it and besides, cats are afraid of wolves.	Oh great. What the fuck am I supposed to do?
you have some weird friends. what does her thinking she's a werewolf have to do with us having the cat?	Don't be stupid George. Obviously if she's a werewolf, she can't be around a cat. She might eat it and besides, cats are afraid of wolves.
it's so bad she becomes a werewolf.	You have some weird friends. What does her thinking she's a werewolf have to do with us having the cat?
i'm supposed to put up with a fuckin' cat i'm allergic to cause your friend's got pms?	It's so bad she becomes a werewolf.
it's for you. frida.	Tell her I'm eating.
carlton insisted on leaving with her. maybe he got lucky.	So now being with Frida is lucky? I thought you said she was a flake.
i wonder how frida and carlton are getting along?	Carlton insisted on leaving with her. Maybe he got lucky.
she's just insecure. once you get to know her she's fabulous.	She'll talk about PMS and stare at her salad.
she's just so... pathetic.	She's just insecure. Once you get to know her she's fabulous.
come on, i've been working with frida. carlton won't even recognize her now. she's really coming out of her shell.	She's just so... pathetic.
he was saying that when women are close friends they get their periods at the same time.	Yeah and when we're mad at each other we're out of sync. It only works if you're on good terms.
so i asked the bartender what "coyote ugly" meant. it's like the "bagger" system. you know, a two- bagger -- someone so ugly that you need two bags -- one bag to put on their head and another one in case it blows off. or a three-bagger...	Two bags for them, and one bag for your head in case her two fall off.
see he was cheating from the get go.	He's been running money for the Mafia.
why would you want to be a cop?	I don't know, I guess the outfits are cool. And I want a big gun.
i was thinking about becoming a cop myself. do you take a test or something or just sign up?	Why would you want to be a cop?
you want her sheets?	We can just take this pillowcase.
how the hell is that your business?	We're just trying to figure out what happened.
jesus christ she got her period. relax guys. it happens.	Yeah, sorry. Uh... Gregory's roommate told us you were out with him last night.
what kind of animal?	Can't figure out the species. Similar to a wolf. They're jokin' at the lab that a werewolf probably killed him. Ain't that the stupidest thing you ever heard?
just this morning. animal hairs were found all over the victims.	What kind of animal?
did we get those dna tests back?	Just this morning. Animal hairs were found all over the victims.
and that was 28 days ago today.	Did we get those DNA tests back?
so... they're on some cycle. the murders... gregory... then 28 days later... carlton.	And that was 28 days ago today.
she says she's on the rag every time i get called in to investigate a murder.	So... they're on some cycle. The murders... Gregory... then 28 days later... Carlton.
what makes her think that?	She says she's on the rag every time I get called in to investigate a murder.
my girlfriend's predicting another murder in the next few days.	What makes her think that?
what the fuck are you following me for? i'm not a suspect here.	Which brings up an interesting point. I wasn't following you. I was following the suspect. And you just happened to be there...
i know. i followed you. to the zoo, to her house, to your house...	What the fuck are you following me for? I'm not a suspect here.
what are you talking about?	I know. I followed you. To the zoo, to her house, to your house...
and fifth, you're dating her.	What are you talking about?
okay lloyd. first, no way does frida have the physical strength to tear a guy to shreds. second, why would she be so obvious and let it be known she was the last one to see these guys? third, she's the one in danger. she's a woman in jeopardy and you're layin' a murder rap on her. fourth, i look in her eyes and know she's no killer.	And fifth, you're dating her.
it has to be frida. this makes three guys ripped apart who are tied to her ass.	Okay Lloyd. First, no way does Frida have the physical strength to tear a guy to shreds. Second, why would she be so obvious and let it be known she was the last one to see these guys? Third, she's the one in danger. She's a woman in jeopardy and you're layin' a murder rap on her. Fourth, I look in her eyes and know she's no killer.
hard to tell. looks like he's been cleaned up and he's decomposing as we speak. this case gets weirder by the minute.	It has to be Frida. This makes three guys ripped apart who are tied to her ass.
you think mafia hit?	Hard to tell. Looks like he's been cleaned up and he's decomposing as we speak. This case gets weirder by the minute.
it's like some fucking monster dropped out of the sky and killed these dudes.	Like a vampire or some shit?
it's a bit farfetched that mark would rip guys to shreds just outta jealousy. this makes no sense.	It's like some fucking monster dropped out of the sky and killed these dudes.
spencer's the key here. frida is in no way associated with him. and her blood hasn't matched with any of the killings.	It's a bit farfetched that Mark would rip guys to shreds just outta jealousy. This makes no sense.
seems he's stolen money from them. he's desperate and our only lead.	One of our only leads... You had dates with both men right before they were killed.
he means the last that we know of.	This one walk you home too?
yeah okay. i still say frida's involved. she's the last one to see two dudes alive...	She wasn't the last one to see them alive. Whoever killed them was.
deal. and if some mutherfucker's about to blow me away, shoot him.	Yeah okay. I still say Frida's involved. She's the last one to see two dudes alive...
poseur was missing a chunk of his neck. and his eyes were open. that always bugs me out. do me a favor, if some mutherfucker's about to blow me away, remind me to close my fuckin' eyes.	Deal. And if some mutherfucker's about to blow me away, shoot him.
the park dude was missing an arm.	Poseur was missing a chunk of his neck. And his eyes were open. That always bugs me out. Do me a favor, if some mutherfucker's about to blow me away, remind me to close my fuckin' eyes.
nah, east village poseur was grosser than the dude in the park.	The park dude was missing an arm.
sounds like you got a conflict of interest.	You take the cake Lloyd. Come on, she's not here. Let's check out her psycho ex.
she's not a suspect. what is her motive? there's nothing, nothing connecting her to either crime except that she dated both guys.	Sounds like you got a conflict of interest.
she's got a hidden pitbull. maybe she hired someone to kill them.	She's not a suspect. What is her motive? There's nothing, NOTHING connecting her to either crime except that she dated both guys.
okay lloyd, you tell me how she killed them.	She's got a hidden pitbull. Maybe she hired someone to kill them.
this is more than fishy, this chick dates a dude and he winds up dead.	Okay Lloyd, you tell me how she killed them.
we only live a few blocks apart.	This is more than fishy, this chick dates a dude and he winds up dead.
i still don't get when you gave her back the pillowcase.	We only live a few blocks apart.
he was found nearly ripped to shreds in central park.	And he was missing an arm.
what?	And you think I'm sick?
hairy women are kind of sexy. women in their natural state.	What?
back in the '80's. you didn't see the pictures? they were from before she got famous. she was hairy as hell. her pits, her bush.	Hairy women are kind of sexy. Women in their natural state.
madonna's in penthouse?	Back in the '80's. You didn't see the pictures? They were from before she got famous. She was hairy as hell. Her pits, her bush.
waiting for dna tests. he was hairier than madonna in penthouse.	Madonna's in Penthouse?
maybe. what about all those hairs they found on his body?	Waiting for DNA tests. He was hairier than Madonna in Penthouse.
i checked all the zoos. no missing animals. you think a pitbull?	Maybe. What about all those hairs they found on his body?
she was never a suspect lloyd. some animal must have done this.	I checked all the zoos. No missing animals. You think a pitbull?
hey, there was a lot of blood.	She was never a suspect Lloyd. Some animal must have done this.
i told you she was innocent.	Hey, there was a lot of blood.
frida's sheets checked out fine. it was just her own blood. from her... you know.	I told you she was innocent.
i can tell she's not a killer. you just don't like her cause you have a hang up about menstruation.	Nah, man, I'm just saying, you should never date a woman who was the last one to see a guy alive.
no man. blood is not a turn on. you sure let that frida off the hook. you weren't even going to take the sheets. if i didn't know better, i'd think you liked her.	I can tell she's not a killer. You just don't like her cause you have a hang up about menstruation.
oh, so you decide to be a cop? seriously? you don't have sex with a woman cause she's on the rag?	No man. Blood is not a turn on. You sure let that Frida off the hook. You weren't even going to take the sheets. If I didn't know better, I'd think you liked her.
hell no, i'm not into that shit. the sight of blood makes me sick.	Oh, so you decide to be a cop? Seriously? You don't have sex with a woman cause she's on the rag?
that dude was torn limb from limb. no way a woman like that could have done it. you never seen blood on a chick's sheets from her period?	Hell no, I'm not into that shit. The sight of blood makes me sick.
i didn't trust her. all that blood on the sheets. she may look sweet, but she could be a wolf in sheep's clothing. something's weird.	That dude was torn limb from limb. No way a woman like that could have done it. You never seen blood on a chick's sheets from her period?
he was found a few blocks away.	Torn apart. Limb from limb. A bloody gruesome mess.
you're some catch lloyd.	Hey, you hear about the chick that came in today? Said some chick bit her at Victoria's Secret. Bitches are outta control these days.
you kiddin'? they try to get me drunk.	You're some catch Lloyd.
man, you're livin' dangerously. let me ask you somethin', you always have to get women drunk before they'll sleep with you?	You kiddin'? They try to get ME drunk.
nah, i don't wanna break up with wanda, i just wanna see carmen too.	Man, you're livin' dangerously. Let me ask you somethin', you always have to get women drunk before they'll sleep with you?
not really...	Yeah, Im like that.  Senility says the wife.  But she sure cant complain.  Heh.  The erector set still works good.  And this aint no fucking rug! Ghead.  Feel it!  All mine!
mnunn.  cold lately.  that night, couple weeks ago.  that was <u>real</u> cold.  remember that?	Not really...
the city.  i need to get to the ocean.	Nope.  No maps.  Ocean, huh?  On vacation?
what of?	The city.  I need to get to the ocean.
sell maps?	What of?
thanks.  just some pills.	Only two bucks.  Shave as well...
looks like you need a haircut to me.	Thanks.  Just some pills.
i need something to keep me awake.	Looks like you need a haircut to me.
how will we interrogate them?	Well, sir...  I don't know exactly.
they don't speak english...	How will we interrogate them?
jesus.  small world.  where's the photographer?	No one available.
his wife.	Jesus.  Small world.  Where's the photographer?
the other one?	His wife.
all the same entry wounds.  it's definitely him.  she lives...  lived here.  a prostitute.	The other one?
says he is the man's doctor...  you know...	I <u>know</u> it's his doctor...  I need the file on..  Daniel Paul Schreber M.D.
what's he doing here?	Says he is the man's doctor...  You know...
maybe ten minutes...  thats strange.	Spinning backwards?
how long have you been here?	Maybe ten minutes...  Thats strange.
was that for real down there?	I'm afraid so.
what is this place?	You wouldn't believe me if I told you, Inspector.  Have patience  - you'll see for yourself.
just like that?	What is this place?
in there.	Just like that?
i think it's time you introduced us to your little friends.	In there.
please, they'll kill me...	I think it's time you introduced us to your little friends.
that's surprising.  he was leaving your office at the time...	You are mistaken.
i don't know what you're talking about.	That's surprising.  He was leaving your office at the time...
i met a friend of yours the other night, doctor.  tall fellow.  no hair.  rather pale skin...	I don't know what you're talking about.
to tell you the truth, i'm glad we've run into each other like this.  maybe you can help me tidy some loose ends.	Loose ends?
yes, of course.  everything's fine...	To tell you the truth, I'm glad we've run into each other like this.  Maybe you can help me tidy some loose ends.
you seem a little edgy.  everything okay?	Yes, of course.  Everything's fine...
he's seriously disturbed...	You seem a little edgy.  Everything okay?
really?  and how is his state of mind?	He's seriously disturbed...
just visiting my patient.	Really?  And how is his state of mind?
doctor!  what brings you here?	Just visiting my patient.
he tried to kill me!	Shut up!  Everybody stay calm...
police.  nobody move.	He tried to kill me!
bumstead, you're starting to annoy me.  this case is very important to me.  just a little warning:  i've got my eye on you inspector, remember that.	Yes, sir.
yes, sir.  i'm sorry...  but i don't understand how it was possible.  the only window was twenty feet up a vertical wall, he was cuffed...	How could you have been so stupid?
yes.  that's right.  he's ill  -  he needs expert help.	I see...
lost something?	What makes you think that!  If you would learn to concentrate on facts, not get so side-tracked  -  you might get things done faster, Bumstead...
actually, i was wondering, sir, if you could let me have a few uniforms, to follow up for me...	Lost something?
ill be the judge of that.  anything else?	Actually, I was wondering, sir, if you could let me have a few uniforms, to follow up for me...
its extremely important to my investigation...	Ill be the judge of that.  Anything else?
a hunch.  he might be able to...	Its extremely important to my investigation...
why do you want to speak to him?	A hunch.  He might be able to...
thompson suffered a kind of severe delusion or some damn thing.  anyway he isnt with us any longer.  the case is yours.  go through his files. take what you need.  by the way, hows your mother?	Shes getting better, thanks.  She...
what about thompson, sir?  wasnt this his case?	Thompson suffered a kind of severe delusion or some damn thing.  Anyway he isnt with us any longer.  The case is yours.  Go through his files. Take what you need.  By the way, hows your mother?
germs, sir.  these places are full of them.	I see.  One things for sure, hes ambitious. Youll be a busy man from now on.
why are you wearing that thing on your face?	Germs, sir.  These places are full of them.
good evening, sir.	Yes.  This way.
yes, sir.  <u>everything</u>?	All the important stuff.  Wrap it up for me.
i need everything on the jonathan white case.	Yes, sir.  <u>Everything</u>?
won't say.  says he must talk to you.	Put it through...
who is it?	Won't say.  Says he must talk to you.
why, yes.	Well be more careful, please.
do you wash your hands before you type things?	Why, yes.
im sorry...	Do you wash your hands before you type things?
how can i submit this?	Im sorry...
<u>fine</u>?  look here!	How can I submit this?
it seems fine.	<u>Fine</u>?  Look here!
wrong?  look at this!	It seems fine.
yes, sir.  anything wrong?	Wrong?  Look at this!
you typed this report?	Yes, sir.  Anything wrong?
you wont regret this, sir.	Fine.
good.	You wont regret this, sir.
ive taken the liberty and had inspector thompsons office searched, as i believe you instructed.  all clear now, sir.  they found several more traps and things were filed under pretty strange categories... poor man.	Good.
the chief-inspector thought you might need a hand.	Ive taken the liberty and had Inspector Thompsons office searched, as I believe you instructed.  All clear now, sir.  They found several more traps and things were filed under pretty strange categories... Poor man.
i didnt requisition a secretary.	The Chief-Inspector thought you might need a hand.
im your new assistant.	I didnt requisition a secretary.
patricia crenshaw.	Im your new assistant.
dont ever sneak up on me like that! who are you?	Patricia Crenshaw.
sorry, sir.	Dont ever sneak up on me like that! Who are you?
dammit!	Sorry, sir.
what now?	This ocean business...  I know where I can find a map.  I need to go back to the station.  Where will you be?
where do you think this goes?	It sure isn't the fun-fair.
well.  the only thing i've been certain of, all this time, is that i need to get to the ocean.  the point is no one seems to know how to get there.	Why, that's ridiculous.  You just...
go on.	Well.  The only thing I've been certain of, all this time, is that I need to get to the ocean.  The point is no one seems to know how to get there.
what?	That's right.  Just seamless flesh across the front of their heads.  No mistake.  I just hadn't remembered it that way.  Up until then they had been normal little girls in my memory.  That's not all.  Once I started examining them, all sorts of things about my life, had... inconsistencies.  It was like a game. I would think about a person or a place, or an event.  Then I would turn the lights off.  Sit down in a comfortable chair...  And study each detail of this subject.
they didn't have faces.	What?
don't know that either.	Don't know much, do you?
why are they after you?	Don't know that either.
i don't know who they are.	Why are they after you?
who?	I don't know who they are.
people...  after me.	Who?
i woke up in a subway.  i don't know how i got there.	People...  after me.
that was a pretty good escape act at the station.  how did you do that?	I woke up in a subway.  I don't know how I got there.
i  -  ah - couldn't think of anything else to do.  i thought maybe you know something...  i'm scared.	That was a pretty good escape act at the station.  How did you do that?
why give yourself up?	I  -  ah - couldn't think of anything else to do.  I thought maybe you know something...  I'm scared.
where are we going?	Shut-up.
but...  how long has this been happening?	A few days...  a few weeks  -  dunno, I can't remember.  Worse thing is, I never know if it will change back again...  Now, please leave me alone.
no...  no doctor...	But...  How long has this been happening?
jesus!  we have to get you to a doctor...	No...  No doctor...
is that your idea of a joke?  i don't remember...  take my advice, bumstead.  get off this case.  now.	What is going on?
what?  who has?	Is that your idea of a joke?  I don't remember...  Take my advice, Bumstead.  Get off this case.  Now.
they've taken my mind, my memories...	What?  Who has?
i'm on the serial killer case, need to talk.	Not that.  Anything else.
can't let you in...  sorry.	I'm on the serial killer case, need to talk.
where does it lead?	It must be a closet or something.
yes.	Where does it lead?
you see it?	Yes.
no.  have a look.	You see it?
such a joker!  like your father.	No.  Have a look.
there.  behind the cabinet.  where does it go?	Such a joker!  Like your father.
which one?	There.  Behind the cabinet.  Where does it go?
what is that door?	Which one?
look!  this is a good one!	What is that door?
i didn't realise...	Shut up, freak!  Monster!  You are insignificant.
i see.  the verdict, yes...	Wait, this isn't fair...
but i...	I see.  The verdict, yes...
a book of delusions.  anything else?	But I...
a fanciful idea, mister white.	Everyone has a job  -  a function.  Each one teaches you more about your invention.  I'm what is called a <u>murderer</u>.
shut up!	Please...
dont kill me!	Shut up!
i see.  then who is after you?  what sins have you committed?	Just let me sit here for a moment? Ill go soon, and stop bothering you.
no.  i mean...  that isnt necessary.	I see.  Then who is after you?  What sins have you committed?
then we must call the police.	No.  I mean...  that isnt necessary.
someones after me.	Then we must call the police.
you seem restless.	Someones after me.
no.  i, ah...	You seem restless.
what is it?	We are...  living in their dreams...
what happened to you?	I'm...  being...  punished.
what are you hiding?	Nothing.  I don't know anything!
it's a trick.	No it isn't.  <u>You</u> are doing it!  Now raise it over the glass and...
why?	Don't ask stupid questions.  Look at it.
please!  don't be foolish!  time is short.  let me show you something. look at this syringe.	Why?
you've been working too hard.	Please!  Don't be foolish!  Time is short.  Let me show you something. Look at this syringe.
not that again...	Everyone get's one  -  very much like this...  But this one's special.  It will help you understand, everything...
if you would only take this, inject it in your brain, everything would be much clearer.	Not that again...
so you're telling me the truth <u>this</u> time?  is that it!	If you would only take this, inject it in your brain, everything would be much clearer.
no, it's the truth.	So you're telling me the truth <u>this</u> time?  Is that it!
you're a liar!	No, it's the truth.
i have to go...	You can't go yet.  We've got so much to talk about...
what are you doing?	I have to go...
i'm sorry.  about before.	I don't blame you for getting angry. You are in a frustrating situation. You must be patient though.  Trust me completely.  I'm here to help.
can i get my life back?	Maybe.
i'm nothing then.	Anything <u>but</u>, my friend.
we are little more than a sum of memories.  from them we reference who we are, where we're going.  without a past we are nothing.  this is why you are so interesting.	I'm nothing then.
horrible...	You remember nothing, eh?  Let me show you something.
not exactly.  she was found in a canal, disembowelled.  throat cut. blood drained.  the body wrapped in a bed-sheet.	Horrible...
did she drown?  the woman you told me about?	Not exactly.  She was found in a canal, disembowelled.  Throat cut. Blood drained.  The body wrapped in a bed-sheet.
i cannot say...  you don't know the answer to that?	I told you, I can't remember a thing!
well...	I cannot say...  You don't know the answer to that?
known me for long?	Well...
that's right.  i <u>am</u> your doctor.	Known me for long?
you're supposed to be my doctor, right?	That's right.  I <u>am</u> your doctor.
if you like.	You're supposed to be my doctor, right?
tell me about them...	If you like.
yes.	Tell me about them...
bad dreams?	Yes.
that's what people keep telling me.	Bad dreams?
your name is john white.	That's what people keep telling me.
asks my name.  over and over.  just like a broken record.  only thing is, i can't answer.  i've no idea what my name <u>is</u>.	Your name is John White.
what does she say?  the woman.	Asks my name.  Over and over.  Just like a broken record.  Only thing is, I can't answer.  I've no idea what my name <u>is</u>.
waves...  a beach.  a woman whispering.  that's all.  i need to stay awake.  do you have any pills?	What does she say?  The woman.
water?	Waves...  A beach.  A woman whispering.  That's all.  I need to stay awake.  Do you have any pills?
you think i haven't been trying!  it's like there was never anything there.  just water.	Water?
ah, that would be cheating, wouldn't it?  is there nothing <u>you</u> remember?  not even a detail?   you must try.	You think I haven't been trying!  It's like there was never anything there.  Just water.
you know something about me?	Ah, that would be cheating, wouldn't it?  Is there nothing <u>you</u> remember?  Not even a detail?   You must try.
you remember nothing?  who you are? what you've done?	You know something about me?
how do i get there?  tell me.	That's easy.  You...
i can't do that.  it's dangerous. what about my parents?  do you know where i can find them?	They're dead, John.
of course you are.  you couldn't do those terrible things.  come home with me  -  maybe things will make sense then...	I can't do that.  It's dangerous. What about my parents?  Do you know where I can find them?
how do you know i'm innocent?	Of course you are.  You couldn't do those terrible things.  Come home with me  -  maybe things will make sense then...
it's the truth...  i need you.  i know you're innocent.	How do you know I'm innocent?
i thought it would make more sense. i'm getting the pieces, but when i put it together it feels like... like you're telling me about somebody else's life...	It's the truth...  I need you.  I know you're innocent.
die, you pond scum!	I'm the President and as they say 'The buck stops here.'  So I take full responsibility for every one of my illegal acts.
fine?	Fine.
fine...	Fine?
you're fired.	Fine...
yeah.	You're fired.
oh... i'm fired?	Yeah.
i said you're fired.  go on -- get outta here.	Oh... I'm fired?
... what?	I said you're fired.  Go on -- get outta here.
well, maybe i am.  but you're fired.	... what?
you're lint!  you're a flea!  you're a blip!	Well, maybe I am.  But you're fired.
i'm... not... nobody...	You're lint!  You're a flea!  You're a blip!
you're nothing.  do you understand me! you're nobody...	I'm... not... nobody...
you mean the press conference?  i have a couple of ideas i wanted to share with the country.	Share...
what do you think you're doing?!	You mean the press conference?  I have a couple of ideas I wanted to share with the country.
choices???	Yes, Bob.   Choices... Now the Commerce Department..,
.. nothing.	Great.
uh, mr. president... i don't believe that's on your agenda today.	Well it's a last minute change.
lots of shelters were in this bill.	) Listen, you little...
alan	Lots of shelters were in this bill.
that shelter was in this bill.	Alan
the washington post.	No...
what the hell is this ?	The Washington Post.
what the hell is this?	What the hell is this ?
mr. president...	I mean,  if it's a problem...
now when she comes in, we'll move you right out to the balcony.  all you have to say is  `thanks for doing this, ellen.'	`Thanks for doing this, Ellen.'
... alright.	Now when she comes in, we'll move you right out to the balcony.  All you have to say is  `thanks for doing this, Ellen.'
be a professional. if you can convince her - - you can convince anybody.	... Alright.
dave...	It's in the little leaguer who may strike out but knows in his heart that at least swung...  Hands to the side...
i'm not certain about...	Oh, sure.  Remember the convention speech?
first thing we're gonna work on is the mannerisms.  alan has put together sort of a training program	Great.
right and don't embellish.	I promise.  I won't.
a month.	Right and don't embellish.
for a month.	A month.
and we're going away for a holiday.	For a month.
okay, let's go over it again. you met a girl, you fell in love...	And we're going away for a holiday.
what's with her?	Don't worry about it.
now, remember -- keep it simple.	Don't worry.
we'll be back for you first thing tomorrow and if you need me for anything, duane will be right outside the door.	Oh... Okay.
holy cow.	We'll be back for you first thing tomorrow and if you need me for anything, Duane will be right outside the door.
it happens.  this is where you'll be sleeping.	Holy cow.
you're kidding?	It happens.  This is where you'll be sleeping.
they barely talk anymore.	You're kidding?
don't worry.  you won't even see her.	They barely talk anymore.
first lady...	Don't worry.  You won't even see her.
how much do you usually get paid?	Uh -- I don't know.   Sometimes it's just like a barter thing...  Is this legal?
no more than the usual.	The usual...
is this dangerous or anything?	No more than the usual.
what?	Is this dangerous or anything?
uh --mr. alexander?	What?
right.	Uh --Mr. Alexander?
don't say a .	Right.
`cause you know i can do other stuff. i mean,  if you wanted me to talk or...	Don't say a .
wave from the door... go down the stairs... get into the limo...	`Cause you know I can do other stuff. I mean,  if you wanted me to talk or...
yeah... you just want me to wave, right?	Wave from the door... go down the stairs... get into the limo...
you understand what you'll be doing?	Yeah... You just want me to wave, right?
... but as i began to investigate, i realized that this pattern of corruption extended much higher...	Jesus...
uh-oh...	... But as I began to investigate, I realized that this pattern of corruption extended much higher...
are you threatening me?	Sort of... Yeah.
just what you think i mean.	Are you threatening me?
what do you mean by that?	Just what you think I mean.
then we'll all go to jail together.	What do you mean by that?
i'll lock him away for good.	Then we'll all go to jail together.
don't do this.	I'll lock him away for good.
was he a senator? is he on the trilateral commission? was he in who's who in washington nine years reed wrestles him away from the door, as bob struggles to get free.  i'll destroy him, alan. i'll shred the bastard!!!	Don't do this.
bob...	Was he a senator? Is he on the Trilateral Commission? Was he in Who's Who In Washington NINE YEARS Reed wrestles him away from the door, as Bob struggles to get free.  I'll destroy him, Alan. I'll shred the bastard!!!
it's not his job -- it's my job!	Bob...
well, i didn't mean it, alan. why the fuck would i want to save a homeless shelter?	He was only doing his job.
i heard you.  you said 'cut three hundred million dollars from the federal budget, and you can keep your homeless shelter.'	Well, I didn't mean it, Alan. Why the fuck would I want to save a homeless shelter?
what i told him to?	I heard you.  You said 'cut three hundred million dollars from the federal budget, and you can keep your homeless shelter.'
he's only doing what you told him to.	What I told him to?
i can kill a hundred ordinary people.	He's only doing what you told him to.
bob...	I can kill a HUNDRED ordinary people.
he's not a president! he's an ordinary person.  i can kill an ordinary person.	Bob...
you can't kill a president.	He's not a President! He's an ordinary person.  I can kill an ordinary person.
i'm going to kill him.	You can't kill a President.
what are you gonna do?	I'm going to kill him.
do we have anything on the budget today?	I don't think so.
hundredth cabinet meeting.  i thought it was a nice touch.	Oh.  Fine.
what's with the cameras?	Hundredth cabinet meeting.  I thought it was a nice touch.
no!...  we didn't anything...	Dave, these things get awfully complicated sometimes...
three years.	I'm telling you, Bob,  it's a gift. When you got a Ferrari you don't leave it in the garage.
how long have you been waiting to pass that thing?	Three years.
you're kidding.	How long have you been waiting to pass that thing?
and look at this.  russell came around on the trade bill.	You're kidding.
alan, we still have to control this guy...	And look at this.  Russell came around on the trade bill.
couple of days.  anyhow, look at these tracking polls, they'll burn up in your hands: seventy- three percent with seniors, eighty- four with working mothers...	Alan, we still have to control this guy...
when does it break?	Couple of days.  Anyhow, look at these tracking polls, they'll burn up in your hands: seventy- three percent with seniors, eighty- four with working mothers...
i don't want him caring about his wife! what about the vice president!	Remember that First Liberty stuff we almost got nailed on?
it's gonna be great.  'caring about his wife.'  'spending time on her favorite issue...'	I don't want him caring about his wife! What about the Vice President!
oh.  excuse me.	It's gonna be great.  'Caring about his wife.'  'Spending time on her favorite issue...'
it's a homeless shelter.	Oh.  Excuse me.
you scheduled a whole day with the first lady?	It's a homeless shelter.
uh, let me get back to you...	You scheduled a whole day with the First Lady?
are you out of your mind?	Uh, let me get back to you...
okay, let's see... you can have him on tuesday the 25th...	Are you out of your mind?
if we find nothing, we get creative. just make something up.  instead of a couple weeks it'll be a couple of months.  the whole thing is under control.	You think we can keep this thing going for a couple of months!
we've got nothing, bob.  this won't work.	If we find nothing, we get creative. Just make something up.  Instead of a couple weeks it'll be a couple of months.  The whole thing is under control.
nobody's got clean kids.	We've got nothing, Bob.  This won't work.
clean.	Nobody's got clean kids.
check his kids.	Clean.
clean.	Check his kids.
what about the wife?	Clean.
the guy's a boy scout, bob.  he declared frequent flyer miles on his income tax return.	What about the wife?
no one gets to be vice president by being that clean.	The guy's a Boy Scout, Bob.  He declared frequent flyer miles on his income tax return.
i mean i've checked everything. women.  liquor... finances.  i went all the way back to his high school race for student body president.	No one gets to be Vice President by being that clean.
what do you mean, he's clean?	I mean I've checked everything. Women.  Liquor... Finances.  I went all the way back to his high school race for student body president.
clean.	What do you mean, he's clean?
everybody else is buying the minor stroke'  story...	I just hope this yutz can pull it off.
fine.	Everybody else is buying the minor stroke'  story...
i told her his blood pressure went up after a little incident at  `the hotel.' she seems to hate him more than ever.	Fine.
and...	I told her his blood pressure went up after a little incident at  `the hotel.' She seems to hate him more than ever.
her?... oh -- the first lady...  she was giving that commencement speech up in bryn mawr.  i managed to catch her before she left the hotel.	And...
what about her.	Her?... Oh -- the First Lady...  She was giving that commencement speech up in Bryn Mawr.  I managed to catch her before she left the hotel.
duane's guys, but he's got them under control.	What about her.
is that everybody?	Duane's guys, but he's got them under control.
i got the nurses for fifty grand a piece and the doctors for a hundred. the older one wanted head of the cdc.	Is that everybody?
what about containment, alan?	I got the nurses for fifty grand a piece and the doctors for a hundred. The older one wanted head of the CDC.
oh, i know. and then when our poor president gets another stroke - - of course much more serious this time - - the newly appointed v.p. becomes the pres...	What about containment, Alan?
i was a senator, you know.	Oh, I know. And then when our poor President gets another stroke - - of course much more serious this time - - the newly appointed V.P. becomes the Pres...
you mean we get `dave' to nominate you as vice president.	I was a senator, you know.
it's simple, alan.  we send the vice- president to africa or something, dig up some dirt on him, force him to resign and get our `president' to nominate a new one.  the whole thing takes a few weeks tops.	You mean we get `Dave' to nominate you as Vice President.
do you know how many different kinds of laws we've broken?	It's simple, Alan.  We send the Vice- President to Africa or something, dig up some dirt on him, force him to resign and get our `President' to nominate a new one.  The whole thing takes a few weeks tops.
we think so.	Yes.
a condition...	Exactly. A condition.
up and around?  soon?	Soon.
yes - - and that he ought to be up and around sometime soon.	Up and around?  Soon?
mild stroke?	Yes - - and that he ought to be up and around sometime soon.
well, start by going on television and saying that he's had a mild stroke...	Mild stroke?
like how?	Well, start by going on television and saying that he's had a mild stroke...
look, everything can be handled.  we'll just find a way to handle it.	Like how?
bob, the guy had a stroke!	Look, everything can be handled.  We'll just find a way to handle it.
tilt we figure something out.	Bob, the guy had a stroke!
till what?	TilT we figure something out.
bob...	This is mine, Al -- all mine ... I made him. I built him.  And no cocksucker is gonna come in here and take it away from me just because he to be Vice President of the United States!
i don't give a shit.	Bob...
the guy's in a coma, bob.	I don't give a shit.
just don't call him, alan!	The guy's in a coma, Bob.
... what?	Just don't call him, Alan!
don't call the vice president!	... What?
look... at some point we're going to have to call the vice president...	Don't call the Vice President!
nightmare...	Look... at some point we're going to have to call the Vice President...
she's a little hysterical right now. we've got her upstairs in a laundry room.	Nightmare...
where's the girl?	She's a little hysterical right now. We've got her upstairs in a laundry room.
i know.	Where's the girl?
i can't believe he'd do this.	I know.
they say it hit both sides of his brain... even if he makes it he's gonna be a vegetable.	I can't believe he'd do this.
that'd be great.	Well -- take care.
thanks. you did great.  maybe later you could come back and we could go to camp david or something.	That'd be great.
well, there's lots of places where i think you can save, but i'm not the one who's ....... i mean, i'm not the one who's not the pres...	It's alright.  I know what you mean. Let's start at the top.
so what do we do?	Well, there's lots of places where I think you can save, but I'm not the one who's ....... I mean, I'm not the one who's not the Pres...
yeah.  that's how you end up with a 400 billion dollar deficit.	So what do we do?
you could buy it on payments.	Yeah.  That's how you end up with a 400 billion dollar deficit.
you know -- priorities.  remember when you couldn't get your car fixed `cause you wanted to get that piano?	You could buy it on payments.
choices?	You know -- priorities.  Remember when you couldn't get your car fixed `cause you wanted to get that piano?
well, yeah.  but you gotta start making some choices.	Choices?
i'm not surprised.  can we save anywhere?	Well, yeah.  But you gotta start making some choices.
i just think they make this stuff a lot more complicated than it has to be.	I'm not surprised.  Can we save anywhere?
i'm not sure.	I just think they make this stuff a lot more complicated than it has to be.
i gotta tell ya, dave.  i've been going over this a bunch of times and a lot of this stuff just doesn't add up.  who does these books?	I'm not sure.
i'm not sure.	I gotta tell ya, Dave.  I've been going over this a bunch of times and a lot of this stuff just doesn't add up.  Who does these books?
i gotta tell ya, dave.  i've been going over this a bunch of times and a lot of this stuff just doesn't add up.  who does these books?	I'm not sure.
the government	I am the government.
and who's gonna find out?	The government
this is undeclared income.	And who's gonna find out?
i don't think so	This is undeclared income.
they could put you in jail.	Why would they do that.  They hired me.
it's fine.	They could put you in jail.
i'm serious, dave -- you could get in a lot of trouble for something like this.	It's fine.
i was gonna do something with joan.	Oh. Okay.  I'll catch ya tomorrow then.
oh yeah... me, too.  you want to get dinner later?	I was gonna do something with Joan.
dave -- i'm working.	Oh yeah... Me, too.  You want to get dinner later?
so you want to go swimming?	Dave -- I'm working.
now he's making stuff up about me.	He's not.
`dave'?	She knows.
we've got to fix this.	Absolutely.  Well, that might be kind of tough. Once the press starts smelling blood...
oh, i know, i know... it looks awfully bad.  it's really embarrassing.  but it was bob's idea.	We've got to fix this.
alan...	Oh, I know, I know... It looks awfully bad.  It's really embarrassing.  But it was Bob's idea.
wrong...	Alan...
this is wrong, alan!	Wrong...
we had to, dave. the guy's a choir boy.	This is wrong, Alan!
what do you mean you made it all up?	We had to, Dave. The guy's a choir boy.
let's call it a night.   i can't take any more.	Right.  We can pick up on the rest tomorrow.
dave, the budget's a very complicated thing.  even i don't understand it sometimes.  now occasionally we have to make some cuts and...	But we went there.  We saw those kids.
president vetoes works bill?	We vetoed that?
what?	Quick.  Gimme a quarter.
gimme a quarter.	What?
fine.	Fine.
yeah, but the first lady... couldn't we start with a cousin or something?	She hardly ever sees him and it'll be so fast, she won't have a chance to tell.
it's just five minutes.  she comes in. you wave to the press. she leaves.	Yeah, but the First Lady... Couldn't we start with a cousin or something?
i thought you said i wasn't going to see her.	It's just five minutes.  She comes in. You wave to the press. She leaves.
dave!	'... It's in the gentle kindness of the family kitchen as we gather together when the sun goes down...'
dave...	'America isn't in what we say here tonight -- it's in the faces and the smiles of a Sunday afternoon...'  Hand on the heart...
... somewhere there is a distant light, guiding us through this rocky shoal...'	Dave...
thanks, i wrote it.	... Somewhere there is a distant light, guiding us through this rocky shoal...'
what?	That's at a press conference. Otherwise he just puts `em right out there.
at a press conference.	What?
right.  now whenever he stands at a podium, the president always puts one hand in the pocket of his coat...	At a press conference.
presence.	Right.  Now whenever he stands at a Podium, the President always puts one hand in the pocket of his coat...
i don't think so.	Oh.
the teleprompter.  is it hooked up?	I don't think so.
what?	The teleprompter.  Is it hooked up?
a teleprompter.	What?
now some of this may feel a bit strange at first.  you gotta remember that even a professional politician has some trouble getting used to...	A teleprompter.
in the car.	I see what you mean.
in the car?	In the car.
now,  let's say the whole country. was in that car.   the entire united states of america.	In the car?
well... i gues i would... yeah.	Now,  let's say the whole country. Was in that car.   The entire United States of America.
well,  let's say your mother was in the car and you had to get her to a hospital.  you'd do it then for sure wouldn't you?	Well... I gues I would... Yeah.
i'm not sure... i might have.	Well,  let's say your mother was in the car and you had to get her to a hospital.  You'd do it then for sure wouldn't you?
you know, on an empty road where you know it's safe and nobody's around...	I'm not sure... I might have.
i'm afraid so.	Really?   Crazy?
no.	I'm afraid so.
will he be alright?	Oh, yeah... probably...
oh my gosh...	Will he be alright?
it's actually kind of serious, dave. i'm afraid the president's not in very good shape.	Oh my gosh...
what happened?	Well, it's...  It's sort of an... an `incident'  really...
i know...  i know...  it's difficult for all of us.  but sometimes we have to put our personal feelings aside and focus on the gqod of the country.	What happened?
oh my god...	I know...  I know...  It's difficult for all of us.  But sometimes we have to put our personal feelings aside and focus on the gQod of the country.
extend things?	Extend them.  C'mere for a second.
in fact, we think you did such a good job, we'd like to extend things a little bit.	Extend things?
look, i'm sorry.  i know you said not to talk, but when i saw the crowd i just got excited...	We're not upset with you, Dave.  We think you did a terrific job.  Don't we?
now, dave, something has come up and i think we need to talk about it...	Look, I'm sorry.  I know you said not to talk, but when I saw the crowd I just got excited...
oh yeah... 1'm fine...	Now, Dave, something has come up and I think we need to talk about it...
you sure?  a coke or a perrier or something?	Oh yeah... 1'm fine...
yes, but i wouldn't...	Well I'm sure that's really important, but I don't want to tell some eight- year-old kid he has to sleep in the street because we want people to feel better about their cars.  Do you want to tell him that?
so we're spending forty-seven million dollars to make people feel better about a car they've already bought?	Yes, but I wouldn't...
well... to shore up product identification and preserve market share.	So we're spending forty-seven million dollars to make people feel better about a car they've already bought?
why?	Well... to shore up product identification and preserve market share.
yes, it's designed to bolster individual confidence in a previous domestic automotive purchase.	Why?
perceptual?	Yes, it's designed to bolster individual confidence in a previous domestic automotive purchase.
no,  sir.  it's more of a perceptual issue.	Perceptual?
does it make the cars any better?	No,  sir.  It's more of a perceptual issue.
and it's proving quite effective...	Does it make the cars any better?
you're spending forty-three million dollars on an ad campaign to...  'boost consumer confidence in the american auto industry.'	And it's proving quite effective...
yes, mr. president?	You're spending forty-three million dollars on an ad campaign to...  'Boost consumer confidence in the American auto industry.'
how'd you get started?	Oh... Kinda the same way.
really?	My wife was my campaign manager. We had a two thousand dollar budget.
one day my wife says to me 'why don't you try running for office.  you talk about it all the time, why don't you just do it?'  so i tell my boss i have a dentist appointment and i go down to the registrar of voters on my lunch break.  next thing i know, i'm a councilman.	Really?
what?	You know.  Your first campaign.
you ever think back to how you started.	What?
... sometimes they do.	Yeah... Sometimes they do.
he's not gonna win -- not in the end... they never do.	... Sometimes they do.
yeah.	He's not gonna win -- not in the end... They never do.
dirty business we're in sometimes.	Yeah.
oh... hi.	Dirty business we're in sometimes.
what do you mean?	I just fired Bob Alexander.
they re not my attack dogs.	What do you mean?
all i've got is my integrity.  that's all i have.  now i don't know why you turned your attack dogs on me.	They re not my attack dogs.
the fidelity nonsense...	All I've got is my integrity.  That's all I have.  Now I don't know why you turned your attack dogs on me.
oh, come on, we're not children.  i didn't have anything to do with this fidelity nonsense and you know it.	The Fidelity nonsense...
something like what...	Oh, come on, we're not children.  I didn't have anything to do with this Fidelity nonsense and you know it.
mr. president, may i speak frankly with you?	Certainly.
ah.	Mr. President, may I speak frankly with you?
fertility beads.	Ah.
what are they?	Fertility beads.
and these are a gift from the king of to go.	What are they?
oh... thanks.	And these are a gift from the King of To go.
this is from the people of burundi...	Oh... Thanks.
i would have taken a bullet for i you, dave.	Thanks, Duane.
you sure you don't want a lift back home?	No thanks.  It's not that far.
well...	You sure you don't want a lift back home?
well...	Well...
the vice-president...	Oh... right...  You know, ever since the stroke...
who?	The Vice-President...
that's okay.  you alright down here by yourself?	Oh, sure.  Don't worry about it.
didn't mean to bum you out.	That's okay.  You alright down here by yourself?
but bill was your king, not bob.	Yeah, but Bob found me when I was stuck in Firearms and Tobacco...
no... they don't kid.	But Bill was your king, not Bob.
you're kidding.	No... They don't kid.
first thing they teach you at the academy.  `don't give me gold and silver, or other worldly things, just the pride and glory of bleeding for my king.'	You're kidding.
what's that?	First thing they teach you at the academy.  `Don't give me gold and silver, or other worldly things, just the pride and glory of bleeding for my King.'
`bleed for your king.'	What's that?
you mean with you and everything?	`Bleed for your king.'
i was waiting for that jack.	I had a feeling.
call bob and reed.  tell them i need them immediately.	But it's ten-thirty at night.
well, is that really true? i mean, would you really get killed just to save his life.	Certainly.
what about it?	Well, is that really true? I mean, would you really get killed just to save his life.
huh.  you know what i always wondered the way they say you guys'd take a bullet for the president.	What about it?
no.	Huh.  You know what I always wondered the way they say you guys'd take a bullet for the President.
you ever use it?	No.
you got a gun?	Of course.
yeah.	You got a gun?
so you just protect the president the whole time?   that's your whole job?	Yeah.
oh.	So you just protect the President the whole time?   That's your whole job?
i can't say.	Oh.
you mean you don't know or like -- you can't say.	I can't say.
i can't say.	You mean you don't know or like -- you can't say.
so, how long have they been like that - - you know, him and the first lady?	I can't say.
we'd like to hire you.	Really?
really?	We'd like to hire you.
on occasion for security purposes, to double for the president at the secret service hires someone public functions and exposed situations.	Really?
what?	On occasion for security purposes, to double for the President at the Secret Service hires someone public functions and exposed situations.
your government needs your help.	What?
no.	Your government needs your help.
you're not?	No.
mr. kovic.   we're not here about your taxes.	You're not?
oh my god...  i thought it was a legitimate deduction, i swear to god. see... i need a piano for my work sometimes...	Mr. Kovic.   We're not here about your taxes.
it could be fun.	Yeah... It could be fun.
oh... i lived with a president.  it isn't any fun.	It could be fun.
... not exactly the oval office.	Oh... I lived with a President.  It isn't any fun.
so this is it?	... Not exactly the Oval Office.
... me, too.	So this is it?
i missed...	... Me, too.
i know.	I missed...
i never thought i'd...	I know.
i saw you on t.v... at his funeral.	Yeah, well... It's finally over.
it's nice.	I saw you on T.V... at his funeral.
) thought i needed a little change.  you like it?	It's nice.
hi.	) Thought I needed a little change.  You like it?
hi.	Hi.
yeah.   he's a good man.	What?
yeah.  and it's better than not believing it their faces are inches apart.	I sure fall for some weird guys.
you really believe that?	Yeah.  And it's better than not believing it Their faces are inches apart.
yeah, but we got a little bit done. and if you do a little and i do a little... then maybe the next guy'll do a little...	You really believe that?
they're crucifying you out there.	Yeah, but we got a little bit done. And if you do a little and I do a little... then maybe the next guy'll do a little...
looks like we're not going to get a chance to get much done.	They're crucifying you out there.
what's wrong?	Looks like we're not going to get a chance to get much done.
i mean, i want to... i just, i feel strange...	That's okay.
i know. i'm sorry...	I mean, I want to... I just, I feel strange...
i can't.	I know. I'm sorry...
what?	I can't.
yeah... bedtime.	What?
well i guess...	Yeah... Bedtime.
it was okay?	It was inspirational.
i know.	But you could go to jail for it.
you know, dave -- it is dave, isn't it?  i can't keep all of this a secret.	I know.
it's just more than anybody else does around here.	Well don't get carried away -- I'm not that good at it.
yeah.  is that funny?	It's just more than anybody else does around here.
you find people jobs?	Yeah.  Is that funny?
you know, secretaries and stiff.	You find people jobs?
i run a temp agency.	You know, secretaries and stiff.
yes.	I run a temp agency.
you mean when i'm not running the country?	Yes.
so what do you do the rest of the time?	You mean when I'm not running the country?
you have a lot of secrets.	I guess.
that's a secret.	You have a lot of secrets.
i really don't have much of an appetite.	Just wait.
i'm starving.   there's got to be something open around here.	I really don't have much of an appetite.
what?	I'm starving.   There's got to be something open around here.
are you hungry?	What?
he wasn't always like that, anyway.	Are you hungry?
in fact,  i'm not anything like him and... i guess i want you to know that.	He wasn't always like that, anyway.
i'm not bill mitchell.	In fact,  I'm not anything like him and... I guess I want you to know that.
i lock at you and i see bill...  i mean, he's almost dead, but he's right here... i mean, you're right here... alive and...	I'm not Bill Mitchell.
it's just so strange...	I lock at you and I see Bill...  I mean, he's almost dead, but he's right here... I mean, you're right here... alive and...
what?	It's just so strange...
oh... okay.	What?
he said he'll pick it up in a couple of days.	Oh... Okay.
i don't mind.	Thanks.
you don't have to keep walking with me.   i'm okay from here.	I don't mind.
truman used it all the time.	You don't have to keep walking with me.   I'm okay from here.
you sure this goes somewhere?	Truman used it all the time.
i don't know.  i hadn't thought it out that far.	You sure this goes somewhere?
how were you gonna get home?	I don't know.  I hadn't thought it out that far.
you1re leaving, too?	I never wanted to hurt anybody.  In fact... I even thought I was helping.
just souvenirs.  towels and stuff.	You1re leaving, too?
oh, they didn't brief you on that? how sloppy of them.	Just souvenirs.  Towels and stuff.
where's home?	Oh, they didn't brief you on that? How sloppy of them.
home.	Where's home?
where are you going?	Home.
i'm not the first lady, anymore.  i shouldn't be here.	Where are you going?
you're leaving?	I'm not the First Lady, anymore.  I shouldn't be here.
they asked me to help.	I'm sure they did.  'State of Emergency.'  'National Security.' You ever hear of the Constitution?
when were you all planning to tell me? a year from now?   after the election...  what's going on here? dave hesitates.	They asked me to help.
i mean, what is it?  another secretary? a jaunt to the bahamas with some 'campaign worker.'  where is he?	I don't know.
oh yeah?  me, too.	You weren't in the state legislature.
kind of reminds me of that thing you did back in the state legislature.	Oh yeah?  Me, too.
oh, i don't think so.  still, you helped a lot of people.	Kind of reminds me of that thing you did back in the state legislature.
anybody would have done it.	Oh, I don't think so.  Still, you helped a lot of people.
that was quite a thing you did today.	Anybody would have done it.
no.	That was quite a thing you did today.
mind if i sit down?	No.
oh... yeah.	Mind if I sit down?
i saw the light.  i thought maybe you were up.	Oh... Yeah.
... . ellen.	I saw the light.  I thought maybe you were up.
look.  if there was some mistake...	There's no mistake, Bill.   If you veto their funding, it's not a mistake. If you hurt someone intentionally, it's not a mistake.
you made their funding disappear!	Look.  If there was some mistake...
what's wrong with a magic trick?	You made their funding disappear!
that's not just a works bill you vetoed -- that would have given these kids homes...  ... when i think about that little spectacle you pulled with those muppets and that magic trick...	What's wrong with a magic trick?
i don't understand.	That's not just a works bill you vetoed -- that would have given these kids homes...  ... When I think about that little spectacle you pulled with those muppets and that magic trick...
... you know, if you want to be the same old bastard, that's fine.  i can handle it.   but don't pull this 'man of the people' bullshit and then do something like this.	I don't understand.
oh, come on, bill.  don't patronize me.   i'm not one of your little...  turn around.  i'm talking to you!... turnaround!	... You know, if you want to be the same old bastard, that's fine.  I can handle it.   But don't pull this 'man of the people' bullshit and then do something like this.
... how could i what?	Oh, come on, Bill.  Don't patronize me.   I'm not one of your little...  Turn around.  I'm talking to you!... Turnaround!
i care about the homeless.	Yeah.  I'm sure it's keeping you up nights.
since when do you care about the homeless?	I care about the homeless.
what?	Since when do you care about the homeless?
thanks for doing this, ellen?	You don't change, do you, Bill?
don't you have anything to say to me?	Thanks for doing this, Ellen?
i'm outta here.	Don't you have anything to say to me?
you bet.	I'm outta here.
thanks for doing this, ellen.	Go tuck yourself, Bill.
what are you staring at?	Uh...
all set.	Fabulous.
oh yeah.  did you take care of later on?	All set.
father mclntire.   he blessed you at the inauguration.	Oh yeah.  Did you take care of later on?
who's this priest i'm thanking?	Father Mclntire.   He blessed you at the inauguration.
it better be.   last time you had me introduce a dead guy.	Who's this priest I'm thanking?
it'll be on the teleprompter with the rest of the speech.	It better be.   Last time you had me introduce a dead guy.
what about the intro?	It'll be on the teleprompter with the rest of the speech.
we're all set,  sir.	What about the intro?
try to find someone who looks like me this time.  that last guy was a joke.	We're doing our best, sir.
we're working on it.	Try to find someone who looks like me this time.  That last guy was a joke.
did you get someone to double for me there, out front?	We're working on it.
uh, yes, sir.  the monroe hotel...	Did you get someone to double for me there, out front?
the monroe?	Uh, yes, sir.  The Monroe Hotel...
i wish i had better news... our compassion index is off seven points from the last sample and that's down eighteen on the year.  the `cares about people like me' numbers are really in the toilet.  we're off twenty points from march and that was right after we raised interest rates...	Dammit...  I told them no mayo.  See - - I could veto this Simpson Garner thing, but I really don't want to do that...
how did you know we were on this island? do others know? will others come?	Nooooo. Believe me. There are no others...no rebels...nobody...it's over...it's ooooo....
to look...look for a place...a place to live in...an empty place...a... new...place...	How did you know we were on this island? Do others know? Will others come?
then why did you come here?	To look...look for a place...a place to live in...an empty place...a... new...place...
there are no...headquarters. there are no...rebels. only the walking dead. don't you see. they have won.	Then why did you come here?
where are your headquarters, rebel? tell me or i'll let you hang there forever...forever!	There are no...headquarters. There are no...rebels. Only the walking dead. Don't you see. They have won.
the mainland...is dead...a dead place...nobody there...	Where are your headquarters, rebel? Tell me or I'll let you hang there forever...FOREVER!
i don't believe you, rebel. where are your headquarters? on the mainland?	The mainland...is dead...a dead place...nobody there...
two of us...only two of us...me...and him.	I don't believe you, rebel. Where are your headquarters? On the mainland?
i'll bargain with you. how many of you are on the island?	Two of us...only two of us...me...and him.
no...nooooooo...shoot me! shoot me! shooooooooot meeeeeeeee!!!	I'll bargain with you. How many of you are on the island?
after hanging up there a few days you will be mad for food...crazed! you will lust for it! you will be worse than any of them!	NO...NOOOOOOO...SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME! SHOOOOOOOOOT MEEEEEEEEE!!!
and if i don't? if i don't you'll come back after your death. you'll come back and find yourself hanging there...wanting to eat...needing to eat human flesh. you hate that thought, don't you? that's the ultimate sin for most of you fools, isn't it?	After hanging up there a few days you will be mad for food...crazed! You will lust for it! YOU WILL BE WORSE THAN ANY OF THEM!
please....shoot me.	And if I don't? If I don't you'll come back after your death. You'll come back and find yourself hanging there...wanting to eat...needing to eat human flesh. You hate that thought, don't you? That's the ultimate sin for most of you fools, isn't it?
please...senor...destroy me...one bullet...please.	Maybe. We'll have a little talk first. Then....maybe...I can help you out. String him up.
it can't be. are we truly in hell?	Come on.
what do we do? let'em know we're here....or what?	Let's just....wait a minute. Get a better look.
look.	What do we do? Let'em know we're here....or what?
it's some kind of....elevator. there must be something under the ground here....maybe....military.	Look.
i dunno. landing pad for a helicopter? i dunno.	It's some kind of....elevator. There must be something under the ground here....maybe....military.
what is it?	I dunno. Landing pad for a helicopter? I dunno.
his madness....could be from shock.	No. I didn't stop the infection in time. I know.  Don't worry. When he dies, I won't be like Maria. I'll shoot him.
help me get him to the boat.	Leave him.
you'd hold us back. we have to go on.	Hmmmmmm? Oh, yes. Go on.
quiet!	Oh, yes. Quiet. Yes. We must be quiet.
i know it hurts. but it won't be long. then all the pain will be over. oh, i wish you could hear me. god, give her the ears to hear me so she knows i don't want her to hurt so!	Quiet!
are you alright, doc? you look... you look real bad.	I have looked bad for four years. Everyone in the world has looked bad for four years. Thank God looks don't matter as much as they once did.
what is it?	The tunnel.
it's not a very big army. and small as it is you won't be able to continue feeding it for very long. we've got to find ways of getting them to respond without relying on...	You'll find the ways, Miss Mary. And when ya do...we'll sail on over to the mainland...or any other damn mainland fer that matter...and start us a recruitin' program. There's millions o' Bees out there jus' waitin' fer' a General ta lead 'em on ta vict'ry!
there's no place like this place. warm climate. this facility. christ, there ain't nothin' like this no-damn-where! even the feds knew that. that's why they stored so much o' their shit down here. it's all mine now. all mine. just let 'em try ta come after us down here, which they will some day...take a likin' ta what all we got an' come after us. they'll hafta get past my army! an army that ain't afraid ta die...ha ha ha...'cause it's awreddy daid! ha ha ha ha....	It's not a very big army. And small as it is you won't be able to continue feeding it for very long. We've got to find ways of getting them to respond without relying on...
we think there are other cities surviving. we think maybe detroit... there's some signalling out of philly.	There's no place like this place. Warm climate. This facility. Christ, there ain't nothin' like this no-damn-where! Even the Feds knew that. That's why they stored so much o' their shit down here. It's all mine now. All mine. Just let 'em try ta come after us down here, which they will some day...take a likin' ta what all we got an' come after us. They'll hafta get past my army! An army that ain't afraid ta die...ha ha ha...'cause it's awreddy DAID! HA HA HA HA....
the great state of florida. people came here fer years ta die. retire and expire. the rest o' the country used ta think we was nothin' but a bunch o' farts and fogies. hah! now this here's the new capital o' the world! hah! they came here...died...went to hell...and the devil sent 'em back as an army. hah! general gasparilla's army...my army!	We think there are other cities surviving. We think maybe Detroit... there's some signalling out of Philly.
tonight?	That's right. 'Bout eight, if that suits. We'll start out in my gymnasium an' progress on from there...to various other forms o' physical therapy.
gonna change, young lady. now if you still got a statement you'd like ta make, you can jus' hold onto it 'til tonight.	Tonight?
listen, missy. i am the only due process that has ta be served aroun' tyere and one of the people doin' the servin' from now on is gonna be you. now you been prancin' aroun' the cave like yer ass was glass fer long enough! all that's	gonna change, young lady. Now if you still got a statement you'd like ta make, you can jus' hold onto it 'til tonight.
i'm sorry, general, if i...spoke out of turn. it's just that...mr tyler is not here to defend himself. he has no representation. i don't believe due process is being served by...	Listen, Missy. I am the only due process that has ta be served aroun' tyere and one of the people doin' the servin' from now on is gonna be you. Now you been prancin' aroun' the Cave like yer ass was glass fer long enough! All that's
now i think captain's punishment is fair, considerin'. in fact i think you ain't got shit ta complain about.	I'm sorry, General, if I...spoke out of turn. It's just that...Mr Tyler is not here to defend himself. He has no representation. I don't believe due process is being served by...
siddown, young lady! i done yup a shit-load o' favours and i ain't never yet asked fer nothin' in return! now how'd you like ta spend two weeks up t'the vegetable farm yerself? that's what it'll be if ya don't siddown an' shut the hell up!	Now I think Captain's punishment is fair, considerin'. In fact I think you ain't got shit ta complain about.
this is a travesty! captain rhodes is...	SIDDOWN, YOUNG LADY! I DONE YUP A SHIT-LOAD O' FAVOURS AND I AIN'T NEVER YET ASKED FER NOTHIN' IN RETURN! NOW HOW'D YOU LIKE TA SPEND TWO WEEKS UP T'THE VEGETABLE FARM YERSELF? THAT'S WHAT IT'LL BE IF YA DON'T SIDDOWN AN' SHUT THE HELL UP!
shut up, miss henried! i tol' ya b'fore!	THIS IS A TRAVESTY! CAPTAIN RHODES IS...
sir. it's quite clear that...	SHUT UP, MISS HENRIED! I TOL' YA B'FORE!
...captain rhodes is trying to...	MISS HENRIED, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
miss henried, i think you better...	...Captain Rhodes is trying to...
i'm sorry. i was...busy. in the lab.	Well, you managed ta make it here jus' in time fer this case, didn't ya?
well, miss henried, what a coincidence. you're just in time fer a case that seems ta concern you. guess you didn't care about the other proceedin's we been dealin' with here this mornin'.	I'm sorry. I was...busy. In the lab.
how long do we have to watch him?	Forever, darlin'. Forever. 'Til he turns ta dust and blows away on the wind.
what is it?	It's...he was...one who came to the island with me.
looks like just two. we can take 'em when the time comes.	We're only about a quarter-mile from Cave entrance number five.
we always planned to use it. we got some ground up already...but we could never find enough.	There's hundreds of 'em. Right where we landed our boat.
datura! miguel knew it! datura, he was shouting! datura metel!	We always planned to use it. We got some ground up already...but we could never find enough.
datura metel. the devil's trumpet. don't worry. i ain't goin' religioso again. it's a flower that grows on these islands. where i come from the voodoo priests used it whenever they needed a mickey finn. it's toxic. ground up you can put it in a drink or inject it...or...in a sealed area it might be introduced through the ventilation system.	Datura! Miguel knew it! Datura, he was shouting! Datura Metel!
what?	Datura Metel. The Devil's Trumpet. Don't worry. I ain't goin' religioso again. It's a flower that grows on these islands. Where I come from the voodoo priests used it whenever they needed a Mickey Finn. It's toxic. Ground up you can put it in a drink or inject it...or...in a sealed area it might be introduced through the ventilation system.
datura.	What?
toby's right. they're not gonna sit around with their fingers up their asses while we bust up their toys.	Datura.
let me go! i'm the one he wants. this is all happening because of me. if i turn myself in...	He's just finding another reason for bumpin' us off. Don't ya see. He needs us ta die. He needs our bodies.
they seem to be havin' a good time. some punishment.	You disappear in here, darlin'. You get a knife in yer belly or too much shit in yer veins. You get lost out here and nobody's gonna notice. Rhodes, he counts on that. It all makes for food in the freezers.
farther than you think. you'll get lost. you will. and there's bees all through the jungle. i ain't lyin' to ya. religiosos don't lie.	No. They just try to hold you for ransom. Fuck you, Moses! I'm outa here!
i can find it myself. i didn't come that far.	Farther than you think. You'll get lost. You will. And there's Bees all through the jungle. I ain't lyin' to ya. Religiosos don't lie.
look. i been fightin', mister. i been fightin' for what feels like a hundred years and i'm finished. i don't need religion. i don't need prayers. i need a couple guns and a couple hands. we can sail on outa here. find another island where there ain't so much....traffic.	You think you can find your boat? There's a thousand little inlets and backwaters all through here. You remember all the ways you turned to get where you are now? You leave yourself a trail?
that's why we didn't use prayers on this here white coat 'til after he was destroyed. we ready to fight when we have to. and we gotta fight now.	Look. I BEEN fightin', mister. I been fightin' for what feels like a hundred years and I'm finished. I don't need religion. I don't need prayers. I need a couple guns and a couple hands. We can sail on outa here. Find another island where there ain't so much....traffic.
oh, what did i run into? a bunch o' jesus nuts? religiosos? prayer won't stop a bullet from one of those storm troopers and prayer won't keep one of those monsters from eatin' your liver for lunch.	That's why we didn't use prayers on this here white coat 'til after he was destroyed. We ready to fight when we have to. And we gotta fight now.
i'm sure that's true, miss. and that's why we're doin' what we're doin'. what's happenin' underground here is just what lucifer planned for this sinful race o' man. but we're gonna beat lucifer. we're gonna put an end to what's happenin' here.	Oh, what did I run into? A bunch o' Jesus nuts? Religiosos? Prayer won't stop a bullet from one of those storm troopers and prayer won't keep one of those monsters from eatin' your liver for lunch.
we thought we were escaping here. we thought we'd found an uninhabited island. christ! this place is a worse nightmare than anything i've seen yet!	I'm sure that's true, miss. And that's why we're doin' what we're doin'. What's happenin' underground here is just what Lucifer planned for this sinful race o' man. But we're gonna beat Lucifer. We're gonna put an end to what's happenin' here.
that sounds like a curse to me.	We thought we were escaping here. We thought we'd found an uninhabited island. Christ! This place is a worse nightmare than anything I've seen yet!
it's a disease. it's a...a bug...a parasite that infects the brain.	That sounds like a curse to me.
what is it if it ain't a curse?	It's a disease. It's a...a bug...a parasite that infects the brain.
curse?	What is it if it ain't a curse?
how we gonna break the curse without a prayer or two.	Curse?
the man i was with...until today... believed that praying was for blind men who couldn't see the truth.	How we gonna break the curse without a prayer or two.
thanks. i can fight my own battles.	I know you can. Like I said, we been watchin' you.
we ran up against a platoon of soldiers. there were actually walking dead...in uniform...with guns.	Captain Rhodes and his Red Coat Bees. They could sting, sister. We know you came up against 'em. We been watchin' you since you landed. Couldn't help. I'm sorry for that. We ain't supposed to be outside. If we was spotted it could....well, it could be the end of everything.
that's the man. he's been holed up here ever since the shit hit the fan. him and his family owned these islands 'round here. they was leasin' this one to the fed. the whole underneath is dug out. there was missiles here and laboratories and bomb proof housing, nuclear power, all o' that. now this is dickerson's....gasparilla's... private fortress. him and a bunch o' his cronies from all the best golf courses in tallahassee...and his private army, of course.	We ran up against a platoon of soldiers. There were actually walking dead...in uniform...with guns.
governor dickerson? of florida?	That's the man. He's been holed up here ever since the shit hit the fan. Him and his family owned these islands 'round here. They was leasin' this one to the Fed. The whole underneath is dug out. There was missiles here and laboratories and bomb proof housing, nuclear power, all o' that. Now this is Dickerson's....Gasparilla's... private fortress. Him and a bunch o' his cronies from all the best golf courses in Tallahassee...and his private army, of course.
he was a pirate who sailed these waters long ago. his name is bein' borrowed these days by the long lost henry dickerson.	Governor Dickerson? Of Florida?
gasparilla?	He was a pirate who sailed these waters long ago. His name is bein' borrowed these days by the long lost Henry Dickerson.
bees. that's what we call the dead... the walking dead...here on gasparilla's island.	Gasparilla?
what you wanna do?	Come on!
that's the general alarm. jesus! they musta got in!	What you wanna do?
that entrance is closest to the labs and the bee cages.	Come on. Let's go.
if you could knock out the central communications room you could foul up their whole intercom system. then, if you move fast enough, stay ahead of 'em...without bein' able to signal each other, they might have a hard time catchin' you.	I say it's poetic. Pure calypso, brother. The Devil's Trumpet blowin' the notes o' doom for the Devil's troops. Ha ha ha ha ha...
quicker than gas. and it smells a lot prettier. it usually don't kill but it puts ya under fer a good night's sleep.	If you could knock out the central communications room you could foul up their whole intercom system. Then, if you move fast enough, stay ahead of 'em...without bein' able to signal each other, they might have a hard time catchin' you.
this stuff really works? no shit?	Quicker than gas. And it smells a lot prettier. It usually don't kill but it puts ya under fer a good night's sleep.
we know what's down there. we did the loading' and unloadin' when the stuff came ashore in the early days. a direct hit oughta do more than a few weeks worth o' damage.	A direct hit'll blow the top off this whole island! How're you gonna fuse the stuff? How're you gonna leave yourself time to get out?
what?	We know what's down there. We did the loading' and unloadin' when the stuff came ashore in the early days. A direct hit oughta do more than a few weeks worth o' damage.
we're gonna blow up the powder magazine.	What?
oh, no. i'm tryin' to get off this island alive. i'll help you all i can but i'm not goin' in there on a suicide mission. what can you hope to accomplish? some radios maybe? a supply room or two? you'll all be killed and in a few weeks they'll be back to business as usual. that place was built to withstand nuclear attack! what are you gonna do with a half-dozen guns and a few sticks of nitro?	We're gonna blow up the powder magazine.
we're hopin' you can show us where ta go, toby.	Oh, no. I'm tryin' to get off this island alive. I'll help you all I can but I'm not goin' in there on a suicide mission. What can you hope to accomplish? Some radios maybe? A supply room or two? You'll all be killed and in a few weeks they'll be back to business as usual. That place was built to withstand nuclear attack! What are you gonna do with a half-dozen guns and a few sticks of nitro?
it won't work. that's pure nitro you're dealin' with there. that stuff can blow if you look at is funny. what're you gonna do, walk into the cave carryin' those tubes on feather pillows? you don't have a complete layout of the place. even if you manage to avoid a fight you won't know where to go.	We're hopin' you can show us where ta go, Toby.
i say we got a boat. can you get other stuff?	I got some fuel comin' out and, I hope, some automatic rifles.
what?	I say we got a boat. Can you get other stuff?
we got a boat.	What?
there ya go. complete with air canisters...little motors.	We got a boat.
he's my contact for chrissake! there's two crates. can you get me into the hospital?	There ya go. Complete with air canisters...little motors.
what'dya tell that soldier, soldier? you tell him we was rebels?	He's my contact for Chrissake! There's two crates. Can you get me into the hospital?
yeah. my stuff's all marked with red crosses so nobody gets too nosey. meet me at the hospital after the supplies come in. maybe we can find a place there to talk.	Maybe.
the hospital?	Yeah. My stuff's all marked with red crosses so nobody gets too nosey. Meet me at the hospital after the supplies come in. Maybe we can find a place there to talk.
i'm gonna have this stuff sent over to the hospital...	The hospital?
look...i know you have no reason to trust me. i've got friends in the cave. i got some stuff comin' out this mornin'. i'm gonna try to get off the island.	I'm gonna have this stuff sent over to the hospital...
ain't no place safe.	Look...I know you have no reason to trust me. I've got friends in the Cave. I got some stuff comin' out this mornin'. I'm gonna try to get off the island.
it's alright. i'm a friend. i need help and so do you. what's a safe place to talk?	Ain't no place safe.
i thought the purpose of decapitation was to...to...	The purpose of decapitation is to preserve as much...food...as possible. The purpose for feeding is to keep the beasts on our side. The fact that they can be taught to clean up our garbage or to fire a gun is a convenient side benefit, not the primary goal. The primary goal is to keep ourselves from becoming their supper. Keep them fed and they behave. Keep them hungry and they revert back to being the animals that they have always been. You saw them in there.
they are brutes without feeling. though i admit that i've requested cremation for myself. burial is an archaic tradition, even more ridiculous now than it ever was. to say nothing of the...spacing problem...on a small island like this.	I thought the purpose of decapitation was to...to...
but...we bury the heads. oh. god! it must be torture for them!	They are brutes without feeling. Though I admit that I've requested cremation for myself. Burial is an archaic tradition, even more ridiculous now than it ever was. To say nothing of the...spacing problem...on a small island like this.
any dead whose brains are intact will revive.	But...we bury the heads. Oh. God! It must be torture for them!
i didn't realise! those were de-caps! i didn't know that....de-caps... revived!	Any dead whose brains are intact will revive.
you can believe this, miguel. i'll kill you if you shoot. we must wait. i'll....i'll do it....i'll do it myself....when it needs to be done.	No. You won't be able to do it. He will rise. He will rise and you... you will die.
one day a dead man will refuse to return, and that man will be a saint. the first saint of our century. that's a prayer, too. a catechism. something the priests tell us to believe.	You can believe this, Miguel. I'll kill you if you shoot. We must wait. I'll....I'll do it....I'll do it myself....when it needs to be done.
we must wait. one day the curse will pass. one day a dead man will... will...	One day a dead man will refuse to return, and that man will be a saint. The first saint of our century. That's a prayer, too. A catechism. Something the priests tell us to believe.
prayers have no power to save. the knife can save. it can cut the disease away. the bullet. it can shatter the brain where the evil takes seed. these are saviours...our new saviours...our only saviours.	We must wait. One day the curse will pass. One day a dead man will... will...
you are dying, too.	No. The disease was cut away from me. I will live. I will live.
he is dying. he knows it.	You are dying, too.
...but most of all because...they offend thee, my god...who art all good...and deserving...deserving of all my love...	He is dying. He knows it.
nooooooooo!	...but most of all because...they offend Thee, my God...Who art all good...and deserving...deserving of all my love...
shhhhh....tony. rest, rest.	I detest all my sins...because... because of Thy just punishment... because of Thy...just...punish...
aaaaaaah...my god...my god...i am heartily sorry...for having offended thee....offended thee...	Shhhhh....Tony. Rest, rest.
tony....tony....	PULL IN! GET THE OTHERS.
dios mia.	I tol' him. I tol' him this is a dead place. Like all the others.
sir. in the matter of the state versus private tyler, i don't want to...	Sir, Tyler is innocent of any crime against the State. Captain Rhodes is...
you better not mess with me, rhodes. i'd love to serve your balls to those red coats for lunch! think about it!	No, Miss Science. You're the one who needs to do some thinking.
i had an unfortunate little run-in with him today. in fact...you might say that mr. tyler is in big trouble with the...authorities.	You better not mess with me, Rhodes. I'd love to serve your balls to those Red Coats for lunch! Think about it!
ah, yes, our noble gasparilla does seem to favour you lately. i understand he assigned you a roommate of your choice. the rest of us have to pick names out of a hat.	Rhodes, you and I had a roll in the hay together when I first got here. It was a wholly unsatisfying experience which I do not want to, and which I never will repeat! So give up, mister! I'm going home...to that roommate you mentioned.
if you put her on the shit list because of her reaction here tonight i'll go to dickerson.	Ah, yes, our noble Gasparilla does seem to favour you lately. I understand he assigned you a roommate of your choice. The rest of us have to pick names out of a hat.
oh, i have no doubt.	If you put her on the shit list because of her reaction here tonight I'll go to Dickerson.
julie grant is a behaviouralist. she's not medical. she hasn't been as...exposed to...to things...as some of the rest of us. she'll be alright. i'll talk to her. she'll be alright.	Oh, I have no doubt.
and you're the one who builds the bomb and they says, 'i hope it'll never actually be used'.	Julie Grant is a behaviouralist. She's not medical. She hasn't been as...exposed to...to things...as some of the rest of us. She'll be alright. I'll talk to her. She'll be alright.
you're....you're disgusting! you're....filth!	And you're the one who builds the bomb and they says, 'I hope it'll never actually be used'.
leave me alone, you...cocksucker!!!	You're....you're disgusting! You're....FILTH!
you can't run away from the planet, miss science. you can't even run away from the island, heh heh.	Leave me alone, you...COCKSUCKER!!!
you gave them a fresh taste of blood!	They will never be satisfied with anything else, Miss Henried. They want human flesh. I'm prepared to take whatever steps are necessary to see to it they don't get mine! Not while I'm still using it!
you have ruined weeks of work here! we've been trying to wean these specimens onto alligator meat!	No wonder they're so....hungry.
god has damned us all. are my atrocities worse than yours?	You have ruined weeks of work here! We've been trying to wean these specimens onto alligator meat!
god....damn you, rhodes!	God has damned us all. Are my atrocities worse than yours?
come, come, miss science. you've seen worse.	God....damn you, Rhodes!
i'll have somebody's ass for this. i'll have your ass, soldier. i'm not gonna stand here and...	MARY!
mary.	I'll have somebody's ass for this. I'll have your ass, soldier. I'm not gonna stand here and...
i can work here. maybe my work can help...help everyone. i can do more good with access to this equipment than i can off in some wasteland.	For the good of mankind. That's what every monster-maker says.
need what? civilised order like we have down here? christ!	I can work here. Maybe my work can help...help everyone. I can do more good with access to this equipment than I can off in some wasteland.
i am not...a guerilla fighter, toby. i'm not a pioneer. i'm not...i'm not strong that way. i need...	Need what? Civilised order like we have down here? Christ!
we're both gonna leave. leave the island. i've been talkin' to tricks. we think we can smuggle out one of those inflatable rafts. they're crated up real small. they've got air canisters. there's food inside. even a little motor.	I am not...a guerilla fighter, Toby. I'm not a pioneer. I'm not...I'm not strong that way. I need...
i want you to leave. then maybe...	We're both gonna leave. Leave the island. I've been talkin' to Tricks. We think we can smuggle out one of those inflatable rafts. They're crated up real small. They've got air canisters. There's food inside. Even a little motor.
oh, bullshit, mary. it's because rhodes is a prick.	I want you to leave. Then maybe...
it's because of me.	Oh, bullshit, Mary. It's because Rhodes is a prick.
that bastard. i didn't think he'd make his move so fast.	It's because of me.
some of rhodes' men. at the door.	That bastard. I didn't think he'd make his move so fast.
hey. slow down. what is it?	Some of Rhodes' men. At the door.
toby...thank god...wait here. i gotta find out what's goin' on.	Hey. Slow down. What is it?
it's been fired.	In the battle, sir.
let me see your weapon.	It's been fired.
no, sir.	Let me see your weapon.
you fired that shot, didn't you?	No, sir.
sir!	You fired that shot, didn't you?
step up here, tyler.	Sir!
just....following procedure, sir. they're entitled to burial.	I said, I'll take care of them. Just leave them there. Go help with the rest of the gear.
no time for that. i'll take care of them.	Just....following procedure, sir. They're entitled to burial.
my..."detail", sir. we're going to bury the heads.	No time for that. I'll take care of them.
where are you going, tyler?	My..."detail", sir. We're going to bury the heads.
tricks...jesus...	I'm alright. Let's go.
rafts. two 38s. a little ammo.	We need fuel, and a couple automatics.
what'dya get?	Rafts. Two 38s. A little ammo.
not as bad as yours, pal.	What'dya get?
hey, tricks. some detail they got you on.	Not as bad as yours, pal.
well, i'd better find patsy.  say hello to mutt for me.	Will do.
actually i don't really know mutt.	To fucking Mutt.
so what the hell's mutt been up to?	Actually I don't really know Mutt.
say steve, where's your manners?  here's mutt's brother and you don't offer him a drink? want some bourbon?	Actually I don't
no relation.  never heard of him. sorry.	Say Steve, where's your manners?  Here's Mutt's brother and you don't offer him a drink? Want some bourbon?
cameron, what is the matter with you. you act like they're your mother or something.  you afraid of them?	Hell no, I'm not afraid of them just, if we get caught with them, we're dead.
they're townies?!	Cameron, what is the matter with you. You act like they're your mother or something.  You afraid of them?
i don't think they're in school.	They're townies?!
do they go to henley hall?	I don't think they're in school.
i'm in as long as we're careful.	Knox?
all i'm saying is we have to be careful. we can't get caught.	Well, no shit, Sherlock
so don't goddam come!  please.	All I'm saying is we have to be careful. We can't get caught.
you know how many demerits we're talking?	So don't goddam come!  Please.
don't come.	You know how many demerits we're talking?
sounds boring to me.	Don't come.
what do you mean you don't know?	I'll tell you later.
how'd it go?  did you read it to her?	Yep.
what is the point?	The point is she was thinking about me! I've only met her once and already she's thinking about me.  Damn it, it's gonna happen!  I feel it.  She's going to be mine!
well hell no, charlie, but that's not the point.  that's not the point at all!	What is the point?
so you really think she means you're going with her?	Well hell no, Charlie, but that's not the point.  That's not the point at all!
so?	So you really think she means you're going with her?
well?	So?
yeah.	Well?
at chet danburry's house.	Yeah.
can you believe it?  she was gonna call me!  she invited me to a party with her!	At Chet Danburry's house.
knox, you gotta calm down.	No, I've been calm all my life!  If I don't do something, it's gonna kill me.
god, i can't take it anymore!  if i don't have chris, i'll kill myself.	Knox, you gotta calm down.
needs chris!  must have chris!	Meeks, you're the brain here.  What do the dead poets say about somebody like me?
i feel like i've never been alive.  for years i've been risking nothing.  i have no idea what i am or what i want to do! neil, you know you want to act.  knox wants chris.	Needs Chris!  Must have Chris!
the millions are awake enough for physical labor; but only one in a million is awake enough for effective intellectual exertion, only one in a hundred millions to a poetic or divine life.  to be awake is to be alive.	Hey, this is great.
women swoon!	But why?
it will?  how do you figure?	Women swoon!
come on.  it'll help you get chris.	It will?  How do you figure?
i don't know.  i don't get it.	Come on.  It'll help you get Chris.
thigh man?  mr. "k" was a hell raiser.	What is the Dead Poets Society?
how was dinner?	Terrible.  Awful!  I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life!
why doesn't he let you do what you want?	Yeah!  Tell him off!  It couldn't get any worse.
charlie dalton.	Knox Overstreet.
hey guys, why don't you show tina the dead poets garden?	Garden?
ahh!  eat it, dalton!	This is it.
yaa, i'm a dead poet!	Ahh!  Eat it, Dalton!
all right.  i'll try anything once.	Except sex.
oh come on, cameron, don't you get anything?	How about a trig study group?  Right after dinner.
he flatters me so i'll help him with latin.	And English, and trig
it's every bit as hard as they say. unless you're a genius like meeks.	He flatters me so I'll help him with Latin.
well, welcome to "hell"ton.	It's every bit as hard as they say. Unless you're a genius like Meeks.
but what if they see it, nuwanda?	So much the better.
damn it, nuwanda.  you idiot.	I couldn't stop myself.
don't you think they'll figure out who did it?!  don't you know they'll come to you and demand to know what the dead poets society is?   charlie, you had no right to do something like that!	It's Nuwanda, Cameron.
why? nobody knows who we are.	Don't you think they'll figure out who did it?!  Don't you know they'll come to you and demand to know what the Dead Poets Society is?   Charlie, you had no right to do something like that!
oh god, it's over now!	Why? Nobody knows who we are.
well, of course not.  it's just that... you could have warned us.	I thought I'd be spontaneous.  I mean, that's the point of this whole thing, isn't it?
wait a minute, charlie. this should belong to the club.	It should, but I found it and now I claim it.  carpe cavern, guys.  Seize the cave.
i hereby declare this the charles dalton cave for passionate experimentation.  in the future, anyone wishing entry must have permission from me.	Wait a minute, Charlie. This should belong to the club.
well...	Oh come on, Pitts...
anything else you'd care to rifle through, mr. dalton?	I'm sorry.  I, we
yes sir.	So keep your head about you--the lot of you--understood?
like, if nothing else, the opportunity to attend my classes, understand?	Yes sir.
yeah?  like what?	Like, if nothing else, the opportunity to attend my classes, understand?
but i thought-	Yeah?  Like what?
sucking out the marrow doesn't mean getting the bone stuck in your throat, charles.  you still have responsibilities to yourself and those who care about you.	But I thought-
you're siding with mr. nolan?!  what about carpe diem and sucking all the marrow out of life and all that?	Sucking out the marrow doesn't mean getting the bone stuck in your throat, Charles.  You still have responsibilities to yourself and those who care about you.
i don't know what misguided impulse caused you to pull that ridiculous stunt, mr. dalton, but, whatever it was, i hope you've learned your lesson.	You're siding with Mr. Nolan?!  What about carpe diem and sucking all the marrow out of life and all that?
mr. keating!	I don't know what misguided impulse caused you to pull that ridiculous stunt, Mr. Dalton, but, whatever it was, I hope you've learned your lesson.
i here and now commit myself to daring!	So avoid using the word 'very' because it's lazy.  A man is not very tired, he is exhausted.  Don't use very sad, use morose.  Language was invented for one reason, boys--to woo women--and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do.  It also won't do in your essays.
"o, no, it is an ever-fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken; it is the star to every wandering bark whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken."	This is better than sex any day.  This is romance!
don't stop.	"O, no, it is an ever-fixed mark That looks on tempests and is never shaken; It is the star to every wandering bark whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken."
all right!  i'm thinking!  "let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments; love is not love which alters when it alteration finds or bends with the remover to remove."	Don't stop.
nuwanda?  please?	All right!  I'm thinking!  "Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments; love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds Or bends with the remover to remove."
please!    it's so wonderful to be appreciated for my mind!	Nuwanda?  Please?
but...	Please!    It's so wonderful to be appreciated for my mind!
no!  anybody else would have jumped my bones by now but you're after my soul. make me up some more poetry.	But...
i'm not?	No!  Anybody else would have jumped my bones by now but you're after my soul. Make me up some more poetry.
every guy that i meet wants me for one thing my body.  you're not like that.	I'm not?
what?	Every guy that I meet wants me for one thing my body.  You're not like that.
you know what really excites me about you?	What?
i think you're sweet.	You know what really excites me about you?
i think he's sweet.	I think you're sweet.
that's right, it's nuwanda.	And are we just playing around out here or do we mean what we say?  If all we do is come and read a bunch of poems to each other, what the hell are we doing?
yeah!    don't you guys miss having girls here?	Miss it?  It drives us crazy.  That's part of what this club is about.  In fact, I'd like to announce that I've published an article in the school paper, in the name of the Dead Poets society, demanding girls be admitted to Welton, so we can all stop beating off.
i told you, that's a secret.	Isn't he precious?
it's such a strange name!  won't you tell us what it means?	I told you, that's a secret.
it's only me, mr. nolan.  i swear. i made it up.	If I find that there are others, Mr. Dalton, they will be expelled and you will remain enrolled.  Stand up.
what is this "dead potts society"?  i want names.	It's only me, Mr. Nolan.  I swear. I made it up.
yes... sir.	What is this "Dead Potts Society"?  I want names.
do you still insist that this was your idea and your idea alone?	Yes... sir.
no one, sir.  it was just me.  i did the proofing so i inserted my article in place of rob crane's.	Mr. Dalton, if you think you're the first to try to get thrown out of this school, think again.  Others have had similar actions and they have failed just as surely as you will fail.  Bend over and grab your shins.
who else was involved in this?	No one, sir.  It was just me.  I did the proofing so I inserted my article in place of Rob Crane's.
welton academy, hello?  yes, he is, just a moment.  mr. nolan, it's for you.	what?!
yes sir.  we were just talking about that.	Good.  We're very excited about him.  He was a Rhodes Scholar, you know.
doing fine, sir.	Your family move into that new house, Mr. Overstreet?
welcome. back, mr. dalton.  how's your father?	Doing fine, sir.
this is stupid.	It's better than doing nothing.
are you kidding?  don't be ridiculous.	This is stupid.
maybe he'll have some advice.  maybe he'll even talk to your father.	Are you kidding?  Don't be ridiculous.
what good will that do?	Maybe he'll have some advice.  Maybe he'll even talk to your father.
why don't you talk to mr. keating about it?	What good will that do?
what are you going to do? - charlie?	Damn it, Neil, the name is Nuwanda.
i'm supposed to turn everybody in, apologize to the school and all will be forgiven.	What are you going to do? - Charlie?
what happened?	I'm supposed to turn everybody in, apologize to the school and all will be forgiven.
no.	What happened?
what happened? were you kicked out?	No.
you still shouldn't have done it, charlie.  you don't speak for the club.	Hey, would you not worry about your precious little necks?  If they catch me, I'll tell them I made it up.  All your asses are safe.  Look, Gloria and Tina didn't come here to listen to us argue. Are we gonna have a meeting or what?
you what?!  how did you do that?	I'm one of the proofers.  I slipped the article in.
where'd you find them?	They were walking along the fence past the soccer field.  Said they were curious about the school so I invited them to the meeting.
nuwanda, what is going on?	Nothing, unless you object to having girls here.
it's nuwanda.	Nuwanda, what is going on?
charlie...	It's Nuwanda.
charlie, that was great!  where did you learn to play like that?	My parents made me take clarinet but I hated it.  The sax is more sonorous.
all right.  i'll second that.	To put the rout all that was not life.  And not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.  Pledge Overstreet.
i went to the woods because i wanted to live deliberately."  i wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life!"	All right.  I'll second that.
who's in?	I'm in.
sure.	You're welcome to join us, Todd.
i don't know about anyone else, but i could use a refresher in latin.  eight o'clock in my room?	Sure.
okay, so i don't like it any more than you do.  i'm just saying	Then don't tell me how to talk to my father when you're the same way.  All right?!
todd's brother is jeffrey anderson.	Oh yeah.  Sure.  Valedictorian, National Merit Scholar
hey, he's your roommate.	That's not my fault.
what's his specialty, brown-nosing?	Hey, he's your roommate.
sure, but cameron asked me too.  anybody mind including him?	What's his specialty, brown-nosing?
well, meeks aced latin and i didn't quite flunk english so if you want, we've got our study group.	Sure, but Cameron asked me too.  Anybody mind including him?
yeah, chemistry.  my father thought i should get ahead.	Well, Meeks aced Latin and I didn't quite flunk English so if you want, we've got our study group.
hey, i heard you went to summer school?	Yeah, chemistry.  My father thought I should get ahead.
you fucked up little prick!	Chet, you don't have to hurt him.
what are you doing?!	Knox?!
stop what?	Chet...
don't stop.	Stop what?
you know,	Don't stop.
it does?  what?	You know,
oh chet, that feels fabulous,	It does?  What?
chris.  we got it.  let's go.	Nice meeting you, Knox.  Bye, Gin.
it's all right, chet.	It's not all right.  Come on, Dad
i have to go home. chet might call.	It's just for a little while. You promised.
what is that?	My Word
dead poets honor.	What is that?
knox, if you promise that this will be the end of it-	Dead Poets honor.
chet won't know anything.  we'll sit in back and sneak away as soon as it's over.	Knox, if you promise that this will be the end of it-
god, if chet found out he'd...	Chet won't know anything.  We'll sit in back and sneak away as soon as it's over.
i promise.  dead poets honor.  come with me tonight, then if you don't want to see me again, i swear i'll bow out.	God, if Chet found out he'd...
uh-huh.	I promise.  Dead Poets honor.  Come with me tonight, then if you don't want to see me again, I swear I'll bow out.
just give me one chance.  if you don't like me after tonight, i'll stay away forever.	Uh-huh.
knox, you are so infuriating!	Just give me one chance.  If you don't like me after tonight, I'll stay away forever.
then come with me.	Knox, you are so infuriating!
chet?  to a play? are you kidding?	Then come with me.
are you going with chet?	Chet?  To a play? Are you kidding?
look, i've got to go.  i'm gonna be late for the play.	Are you going with Chet?
then you wouldn't be here warning me about chet.	Look, I've got to go.  I'm gonna be late for the play.
and if it so happens that you're wrong? if it just so happens that i could care less about you?	Then you wouldn't be here warning me about Chet.
of course just like that.  that's how you always know when it's right.	And if it so happens that you're wrong? If it just so happens that I could care less About you?
just like that?!  you just knew?	Of course just like that.  That's how you always know when it's right.
of course i know you!  from the first time i saw you, i knew you had a wonderful soul.	Just like that?!  You just knew?
but i love you.	You say that over and over but you don't even know me!
well, you did!  chet found out and he's nuts.  it took everything i could do to keep him from coming here and killing you. you have to stop this stuff, knox.	But I love you.
i didn't mean to make a fool of you.	Well, you did!  Chet found out and he's nuts.  It took everything I could do to keep him from coming here and killing you. You have to stop this stuff, Knox.
oh, but it's fine for you to come barging into my school and make a complete fool out of me?	I didn't mean to make a fool of you.
if they catch you here, we'll both be in big trouble.	Oh, but it's fine for you to come barging into my school and make a complete fool out of me?
you can't be in here.	If they catch you here, we'll both be in big trouble.
knox, why are you doing this to me?	You can't be in here.
chris!	Knox, why are you doing this to me?
knox, i don't believe this!	All I'm asking you to do is listen.  "The heavens made a girl named Chris, With hair and skin of gold To touch her would be paradise To kiss her glory untold."
i don't care.  i love you, chris.  you deserve better than chet and i'm it. please accept these.	Knox, you're crazy.
if chet sees you, he'll kill you, don't you know that?	I don't care.  I love you, Chris.  You deserve better than Chet and I'm it. Please accept these.
chris!	Knox!  what are you doing here?
carpe breastum.  seize the breast.	Huh?
but, chris...	I gotta find Chet.  Make yourself at home.
ginny danburry's here.  look for her.	But, Chris...
no.	Ginny Danburry's here.  Look for her.
oh, hi.  i'm glad you made it.  did you bring anybody?	No.
chet's parents don't know about it, so please keep it quiet.  but you can bring someone if you like.	I'll be there.  The Danburrys.  Friday night.  Thank you, Chris.
well, sure!	Chet's parents don't know about it, so please keep it quiet.  But you can bring someone if you like.
you are?  she's glad i called!	Well, sure!
knox.  oh yes, knox.  i'm glad you called.	You are?  She's glad I called!
hello chris, this is knox overstress.	Knox.  Oh yes, Knox.  I'm glad you called.
hello?	Hello Chris, this is Knox Overstress.
sort of.	You going out for the Henley Hall play?  They're doing "A Midsummer Night's Dream."
that's your sister school, right?	Sort of.
ridgeway high.  how's henley hall, gin?	That's your sister school, right?
so, uh, where are you in school?	Ridgeway High.  How's Henley Hall, Gin?
pleased to meet you.	The pleasure is mine.
yes sir.	That goes for all of you.  Now eat with your correct hands.
mr. overstreet, i suggest you worry less about breaking old habits and more about developing good study habits.  do you understand?	Yes sir.
they perpetuate mechanical living, sir. they limit your mind.	Mr. Overstreet, I suggest you worry less about breaking old habits and more about developing good study habits.  Do you understand?
what is wrong with old habits, mr. overstreet?	They perpetuate mechanical living, sir. They limit your mind.
we thought it would be good to break old habits, sir.	What is wrong with old habits, Mr. Overstreet?
we used to meet here on special occasions. who would like to convene the meeting?	"We went to the woods because we wanted to suck all the marrow out of life." Anybody want to read?
oh captain, my captain.  what if we don't know anything about someone like rahesh non?	Rahesh Non never existed, Mr. Meeks. You make him or someone like him up.  No self important college professor such as this one would dare admit ignorance of such an obviously important figure and you will probably receive a comment similar to the one I received:
and don't limit poetry to the word. poetry can be found in a work of art, music, a photograph, in the way a meal is prepared--anything with the stuff of revelation in it.  it can exist in the most everyday things but it must never, never be ordinary  by all means, write about the sky or a girl's smile but when you do, let your poetry conjure up salvation day, doomsday, any day, i don't care, as long as it enlightens us, thrills us and--if it's inspired--makes us feel a bit immortal.	Oh, Captain, My Captain. Is there poetry in math?
the hoi polloi.  doesn't it mean the herd?	Precisely, Meeks. Greek for the herd. However, be warned that, when you say "the hoi polloi" you are actually saying the the herd.  Indicating that you too are "hoi polloi."
meeks.	Seize the day while you're young, see that you make use of your time.  Why does the poet write these lines?
very good, mr._?	Meeks.
carpe diem... seize the day.	Very good, Mr._?
gather ye rosebuds while ye may.  the latin term for that sentiment is "carpe diem." anyone know what that means?	Carpe Diem... seize the day.
i always thought education was learning to think for yourself.	At these boys' age? Not on your life! Tradition, John.  Discipline.  Prepare them for college, and the rest will take care of itself.
john, the curriculum here is set.  it's proven.  it works.  if you question it, what's to prevent them from doing the same?	I always thought education was learning to think for yourself.
oh that. that was an exercise to prove a point.  about the evils of conformity.	John, the curriculum here is set.  It's proven.  It works.  If you question it, what's to prevent them from doing the same?
boys marching.  clapping in unison.	Oh that. That was an exercise to prove a point.  About the evils of conformity.
courtyard?	Boys marching.  Clapping in unison.
what was going on in the courtyard the other day?	Courtyard?
your reprimand made quite an impression i'm sure.	What was going on in the courtyard the other day?
english.  way before your time.  it was hard giving it up, i'll tell you.  i'm hearing rumors, john, of some unusual teaching methods in your classroom.  i'm not saying they have anything to do with the dalton boy's outburst, but i don't think i have to warn you that boys his age are very impressionable.	Your reprimand made quite an impression I'm sure.
i didn't know you taught.	English.  Way before your time.  It was hard giving it up, I'll tell you.  I'm hearing rumors, John, of some unusual teaching methods in your classroom.  I'm not saying they have anything to do with the Dalton boy's outburst, but I don't think I have to warn you that boys his age are very impressionable.
this was my first classroom, john, did you know that?  my first desk.	I didn't know you taught.
come on boys, don't be shy.	I have something.
don't stop!	From the moment we enter crying to the moment we leave dying,  It will cover just your head as you wail and cry and scream!
stretch it, pull it, it will never cover any of us.  kick at it, beat at it, it will never be enough-	Don't stop!
excellent!  have him act.  give it rhythm!	His hands reach out and choke me All the time he mumbles slowly.  Truth... Truth is like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold.
a sweaty-toothed madman with a stare that pounds my brain.	Excellent!  Have him act.  Give it rhythm!
a sweaty-toothed madman	A sweaty-toothed madman with a stare that pounds my brain.
i... i close my eyes.  his image floats beside me.	A sweaty-toothed madman
now there's the poet speaking!  close your eyes and think of the picture. describe what you see.  now!	I... I close my eyes.  His image floats beside me.
a... a  sweaty-toothed madman.	Now there's the poet speaking!  Close your eyes and think of the picture. Describe what you see.  NOW!
use your imagination!  first thing that pops to your mind, even if it's gibberish!	A... A  sweaty-toothed madman.
a crazy madman.	Use your imagination!  First thing that pops to your mind, even if it's gibberish!
a madman.  perhaps he was.  what kind of madman?  don't think!  answer.	A crazy madman.
a madman.	A madman.  Perhaps he was.  What kind of madman?  Don't think!  Answer.
todd, there's a picture of whitman over the door.  what does he remind you of? quickly, anderson, don't think about it.	A madman.
all right!  very good!  there's a barbarian in there after all!	Todd, there's a picture of Whitman over the door.  What does he remind you Of? Quickly, Anderson, don't think about it.
ahhhhhh!	All right!  Very good!  There's a barbarian in there after all!
louder!	AHHHHHH!
yawp!	LOUDER!
again!  louder!	YAWP!
yawp!	Again!  Louder!
good god, boy! yell!	Yawp!
a barbaric yawp.	Good god, boy! Yell!
a yawp?	A barbaric yawp.
really?  you told your father what you told me?  you let him see your passion for acting?	Yeah.  He didn't like it one bit but at least he's letting me stay in the play. Of course, he won't be able to come. He'll be in Chicago on business.  But I think he's gonna let me stay with acting.  As long as I keep my grades up.
yeah.	Really?  You told your father what you told me?  You let him see your passion for acting?
what did your father say? did you talk to him?	Yeah.
isn't there an easier way?	Not if you're going to stay true to yourself.
give your father the benefit of the doubt.  talk to him.  let him see who you are.	Isn't there an easier way?
eighteen!  that's two years!  what about the play?  the performance is tomorrow night!	Give your father the benefit of the doubt.  Talk to him.  Let him see who you are.
well, if it's more than a whim, then you'll have to prove that to him.  you'll have to show him with your passion and commitment that it's what you really want to do.  if that doesn't work, at least by then you'll be eighteen and able to do what you want.	Eighteen!  That's two years!  What about the play?  The performance is tomorrow night!
i know what he'll say.  he'll say that acting is just a whim and that it's frivolous and that i should forget about it.  he'll tell me how they're counting on me and to put it out of my mind "for my own good."	Well, if it's more than a whim, then you'll have to prove that to him.  You'll have to show him with your passion and commitment that it's what you really want to do.  If that doesn't work, at least by then you'll be eighteen and able to do what you want.
neil, i know this seems impossible but you have to go to your father and show him what you're feeling.  you have to let him see who you are-  it's your only chance.	I know what he'll say.  He'll say that acting is just a whim and that it's frivolous and that I should forget about it.  He'll tell me how they're counting on me and to put it out of my mind "for my own good."
then you're playing a part for him too, aren't you?  a dangerously self- destructive one.	Neil, I know this seems impossible but you have to go to your father and show him what you're feeling.  You have to let him see who you are-  It's your only chance.
are you kidding?  he'd kill me!	Then you're playing a part for him too, aren't you?  A dangerously self- destructive one.
you can't live a life for someone else, neil.  you can only live for yourself. have you told your father what you just told me?  have you shown him your passion about acting?	Are you kidding?  He'd kill me!
mr. keating, my father is making me quit the play at henley hall.  when i think about carpe diem and all that, i feel like i'm in prison!  i mean, i can see his point.  we're not a rich family like charlie's.  but he's planned the rest of my life for me and he's never even asked me what i want!	You can't live a life for someone else, Neil.  You can only live for yourself. Have you told your father what you just told me?  Have you shown him your passion about acting?
ah, but i am seeing the world, neil. the new world.  seeing a student like you take root and bloom.  it's worth everything.  that's why i came back here. a place like this needs at least one teacher like me.  did you come here to talk about my teaching?	Mr. Keating, my father is making me quit the play at Henley Hall.  When I think about carpe diem and all that, I feel like I'm in prison!  I mean, I can see his point.  We're not a rich family like Charlie's.  But he's planned the rest of my life for me and he's never even asked me what I want!
why do you do it?  i mean, with all this seize-the-day business, i'd have thought you'd be out seeing the world or something?	Ah, but I am seeing the world, Neil. The new world.  Seeing a student like you take root and bloom.  It's worth everything.  That's why I came back here. A place like this needs at least one teacher like me.  Did you come here to talk about my teaching?
maybe they don't want worldly things distracting me from my teaching.	Why do you do it?  I mean, with all this seize-the-day business, I'd have thought you'd be out seeing the world or something?
gosh, they don't give you much room around here, do they?	Maybe they don't want worldly things distracting me from my teaching.
okay.	Actually, I'd like to talk to you alone.
oh captain, my captain, we came here so i could talk to you about something.	Okay.
what did the name mean.  did you only read dead poets.	All poetry was acceptable.  The name simply referred to the fact, that to join the organization, you had to be dead.
i was just looking in an old annual and...	Nothing wrong with research.
ah, so you boy's have been snooping.	I was just looking in an old annual and...
mr. keating? sir? oh captain my captain.  what was the dead poets society?	Ah, so you boy's have been snooping.
all right!  what'd she say?	I don't know.
she won't even see me, pitts.	Nuwanda recited poetry to Gloria and she jumped all over him... right, Nuwanda?
why don't you read it to her? it worked for nuwanda.	She won't even see me, Pitts.
damn.  damn!  if i could just get chris to read this poem!	Why don't you read it to her? It worked for Nuwanda.
you really think i should forget her?	You have another choice.
all the good ones go for jerks, you know that.  forget her.  take out your trig book and figure out problem twelve.	I can't just forget her, Pitts.  And I certainly can't think about math!
it's not too bad.  it's a tragedy! why does she have to be in love with a jerk?!	All the good ones go for jerks, you know that.  Forget her.  Take out your trig book and figure out problem twelve.
too bad.	It's not too bad.  It's a tragedy! Why does she have to be in love with a jerk?!
where are you going?	I'm calling her!
you know what the dead poets would say: gather ye rosebuds while ye may...	But she's in love with: the moron son of my father's best friend.  What would the dead poets say about that?
are you crazy? what's wrong with that?	She's practically engaged to Chet Danburry.  Mr. Mondo Jocko himself.
they're friends of my dad.  probably in their nineties or something.	Listen, anything's, better than mystery meat.
all right.  jesus, what are you gonna do?	What I have to do.  Screw the annual.
wait a minute.  i don't let my parents walk on me.	Yeah, you just do everything they say! You'll be in daddy's law firm as sure as I'm standing here.  And you'll be approving loans till you croak.
i gotta get to the tryouts.  wish me luck.	Good luck.
if you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost.  that is where they should be.  now put foundations under them.	God, I want to do everything!  I'm going to explode.
his grades are hurting, charlie.	Then you can help him.
any group pictures in the annual?	Nothing.  No mention of it.
i certainly wouldn't lose any sleep over it.  it's just a bunch of people trying to impress nolan.	Screw it all.  I don't give a damn about any of it.
i don't care if the world is coming to an end tomorrow night, you are through with that play!  is that clear?  is that clear!	Yes sir.
father, i have the main part.  the performance is tomorrow night.  father, please.	I don't care if the world is coming to an end tomorrow night, you are through with that play!  Is that clear?  Is that clear!
did you really think i wouldn't find out?!  "my niece is in a play with your son," mrs. marks says.  "you must be mistaken," i say.  "my son isn't in a play."  you made a liar out of me, neil! now you will go tomorrow and tell them you are quitting.	Father, I have the main part.  The performance is tomorrow night.  Father, please.
nobody-  i thought i'd surprise you. i've got all as and-	Did you really think I wouldn't find out?!  "My niece is in a play with your son," Mrs. Marks says.  "You must be mistaken," I say.  "My son isn't in a play."  You made a liar out of me, Neil! Now you will go tomorrow and tell them you are quitting.
don't you dare talk back to me!  it's bad enough that you've wasted your time with this absurd acting business.  but you deliberately deceived me!  who put this in your head? how did you expect to get away with it? answer me!	Nobody-  I thought I'd surprise you. I've got all As and-
father, i--	Don't you dare talk back to me!  It's bad enough that you've wasted your time with this absurd acting business.  But you deliberately deceived me!  Who put this in your head? How did you expect to get away with it? Answer me!
neil, you are going to quit this ridiculous play immediately.	Father, I--
father!	Neil, you are going to quit this ridiculous play immediately.
you know me, always taking on too much.	Good boy.  Call us if you need anything.
yes sir.	You know me, always taking on too much.
you know what this means to your mother, don't you?	Yes sir.
yes sir.  i'm sorry.	You know what this means to your mother, don't you?
when you've finished medical school and you're on your own, you can do as you please.  until then, you will listen to me.	Yes sir.  I'm sorry.
father, i wasn't disputing you.	When you've finished medical school and you're on your own, you can do as you please.  Until then, you will listen to me.
i will not be disputed in public, do you understand me?	Father, I wasn't disputing you.
fellows, would you excuse us a minute?	I will not be disputed in public, do you understand me?
but father, it's not fair.	Fellows, would you excuse us a minute?
i'm sorry, neil.	But father, it's not fair.
but father, i'm assistant editor.	I'm sorry, Neil.
what is it?	The god of the cave.
look at this.	What is it?
what is this, a midnight study group?	Forget it, Pitts, you're coming.  Meeks, your grades hurting too?
beyond the stream.  i think i know.	That's miles.
where is this cave he's talking about?	Beyond the stream.  I think I know.
i say we go tonight.  everybody in?	Where is this cave he's talking about?
weird.	But different.
do you have to quit the play?	I don't know.
visit from my father.	Do you have to quit the play?
yea, art thou there?!	That's it!  "Follow my voice.  We'll try no manhood here."  See you at dinner.
put more into it!	YEA, ART THOU THERE?!
yea, art thou there?	Put more into it!
chicken shit.  where were we?	Yea, art thou there?
i'll come to the performance.	Chicken shit.  Where were we?
lots of girls.  the girl who plays hermia is incredible.	I'll come to the performance.
no thanks.	Lots of girls.  The girl who plays Hermia is incredible.
you should come to rehearsals.  i know they need people to work the lights and stuff.	No thanks.
this play?	Yes, and acting!  It's got to be one of the most wonderful things in the world. Most people, if they're lucky, live about half an exciting life! If I could get the parts, I could live dozens of lives.
follow me then to plainer ground.  god, i love this!	This play?
i will be with thee straight.	Follow me then to plainer ground.  God, I love this!
here, villain, draw and ready. where art thou?	I will be with thee straight.
i mean, this is one special gift!  who would want a football or a baseball bat or a car when they could get a desk set as wonderful as this one!	Yeah!  And just look at this ruler!
what?	I mean, this is one special gift!  Who would want a football or a baseball bat or a car when they could get a desk set as wonderful as this one!
look, todd, you're obviously under- estimating the value of this desk set.	what?
maybe they don't think at all unless it's about my brother!  his birthday's always a big to-do.  the stupid thing is, i didn't even like the first one.	Look, Todd, you're obviously under- estimating the value of this desk set.
well, maybe they thought you'd need another one.  maybe they thought...	Maybe they don't think at all unless it's about my brother!  His birthday's always a big to-do.  The stupid thing is, I didn't even like the first one.
oh.	Well, maybe they thought you'd need another one.  Maybe they thought...
oh..	Oh.
they gave me the exact same thing as last year!	Oh..
this is your desk set.  i don't get it.	They gave me the exact same thing as last year!
it is?  happy birthday.  you get anything?	This is your desk set.  I don't get it.
it's my birthday.	It is?  Happy Birthday.  You get anything?
todd, what's the matter?	It's my birthday.
neil, you're not gonna...	Quiet.  I have to think.
from my father and nolan.	Neil, you're not gonna...
from you?	From my father and Nolan.
sssh.  that's what i'm taking care of. they need a letter of permission.	From you?
neil, how are you gonna do this?	Sssh.  That's what I'm taking care of. They need a letter of permission.
no?  what do you mean 'no'?	No.
er  no.	No?  What do you mean 'no'?
no!  i don't know,  i'll probably never know.  the point is, there's nothing you can do about it so butt out, all right? i can take care of myself just fine.  all right?	Er  No.
why not?  don't you think you could be?	No!  I don't know,  I'll probably never know.  The point is, there's nothing you can do about it so butt out, all right? I can take care of myself just fine.  All right?
listen neil, i appreciate your interest in me but i'm not like you.  when you say things, people pay attention.  people follow you.  i'm not like that.	Why not?  Don't you think you could be?
no, i want you in.  but being in means you gotta do something.  not just say you're in.	Listen Neil, I appreciate your interest in me but I'm not like you.  When you say things, people pay attention.  People follow you.  I'm not like that.
you want me out...  is that what you're saying?	No, I want you in.  But being in means you gotta do something.  Not just say you're in.
being in the club means being stirred up by things.  you look about as stirred up as a cesspool.	You want me out...  is that what you're saying?
what is that supposed to mean?	Being in the club means being stirred up by things.  You look about as stirred up as a cesspool.
none of what mr. keating has to say means shit to you, does it?	What is that supposed to mean?
i guess.	None of what Mr. Keating has to say means shit to you, does it?
by the way, there's a meeting this afternoon.  you coming?	I guess.
jesus christ, whose side are you on?  i haven't even gotten the part yet.  can't i enjoy the idea even for a little while?	By the way, there's a meeting this afternoon.  You coming?
but if he said no before then...	Jesus Christ, whose side are you on?  I haven't even gotten the part yet.  Can't I enjoy the idea even for a little while?
that's a laugh.  if i don't ask, at least i won't be disobeying him.	But if he said no before then...
why don't you ask him first?  maybe he'll say yes.	That's a laugh.  If I don't ask, at least I won't be disobeying him.
horseshit.  nothing's impossible.	Why don't you ask him first?  Maybe he'll say yes.
come on, that's impossible.	Horseshit.  Nothing's impossible.
as far as i'm concerned, he won't have to know about any of it.	Come on, that's impossible.
won't he kill you if you don't let him know you're auditioning?	As far as I'm concerned, he won't have to know about any of it.
first i gotta get the part, then i'll worry about that.	Won't he kill you if you don't let him know you're auditioning?
neil, how are you gonna be in a play if your father won't let you?	First I gotta get the part, then I'll worry about that.
hell no, but that's not the point.  the point is for the first time in my whole goddamned life, i know what i want, and for the first time i'm gonna do it whether my father wants me to or not! carpe diem, goddamn it!	Neil, how are you gonna be in a play if your father won't let you?
and now he will?	Hell no, but that's not the point.  The point is for the first time in my whole goddamned life, I know what I want, and for the first time I'm gonna do it whether my father wants me to or not! Carpe diem, goddamn it!
so i'm gonna act!  ever since i can remember i've wanted to try it.  last summer i even tried to go to summer stock auditions but of course my father wouldn't let me.	And now he will?
so?	So I'm gonna act!  Ever since I can remember I've wanted to try it.  Last summer I even tried to go to summer stock auditions but of course my father wouldn't let me.
they're putting it on at henley hall. see, open try-outs.	So?
i know that.  what's it got to do with you?	They're putting it on at Henley Hall. See, open try-outs.
a play, dummy.	I know that.  What's it got to do with you?
a midsummer night's dream. what is it?	A play, dummy.
what i want to do!  right now. what is really inside of me.	A Midsummer Night's Dream. What is it?
found what?	What I want to do!  Right now. What is really inside of me.
i've found it.	Found what?
keating said everybody took turns reading.  i don't want to do it.	God, you really have a problem, don't you?  How can it hurt you to read?  I mean isn't that what this is all about? Expressing yourself?
what?	Keating said everybody took turns reading.  I don't want to do it.
i don't want to read.	What?
put what?  goddamn it, tell me.	I don't want to read.
yes.  but	Put what?  Goddamn it, tell me.
but why?  don't you understand what keating is saying?  don't you want to do something about it?	Yes.  But
i... i just don't want to come.	But why?  Don't you understand what Keating is saying?  Don't you want to do something about it?
what is it then?	I... I just don't want to come.
want to come to the study group?	Thanks but  I'd better do history.
nothing.	Todd, if you're gonna make it around here, you've gotta speak up.  The meek might inherit the earth but they don't get into Harvard. know what I mean?
what?	Nothing.
i'll take him over mine.	What?
so what do you think of my father?	I'll take him over mine.
well, you've won the booby prize.  don't expect to like it here.	I don't.
my parents wanted me here all along but my grades weren't good enough.  i had to go to balincrest to pull them up.	Well, you've won the booby prize.  Don't expect to like it here.
oh, so you're that anderson.	My parents wanted me here all along but my grades weren't good enough.  I had to go to Balincrest to pull them up.
my brother went here.	Oh, so you're that Anderson.
why'd you leave balincrest?	My brother went here.
todd anderson.	Why'd you leave Balincrest?
i hear we're going to be roommates. neil perry.	Todd Anderson.
they are...they are everywhere.	All right, be cool, everybody, nice and slow, no sudden moves.
it's not going to help us!	We're going to die here! We're going to die!
he's the owner...	Why don't you want a message sent?
who are you?	He's the owner...
how do we get out of here?	We have to make it to the third deck...
yes.	How do we get out of here?
you the captain?	Yes.
and what? these things are octopusses?	I don't know what these things are ...all I know is...
us...i'm talking about us... we're the fish.	And what? These things are octopusses?
what the hell are you talking about?	Us...I'm talking about us... We're the fish.
i once saw a guy put a fish in a bottle, then he corked it, sealing it tight, and threw it to a baby octopus. the little sucker felt its way around that bottle, and in less than two minutes, got that cork off, slid inside, and ate that fish.	What the hell are you talking about?
i'll kill you!! i'll fucking kill you!! i'll do it! i'll do it! i'm not playin' around here!	I once saw a guy put a fish in a bottle, then he corked it, sealing it tight, and threw it to a baby octopus. The little sucker felt its way around that bottle, and in less than two minutes, got that cork off, slid inside, and ate that fish.
nobody's shooting nobody...come on, just let us through the hatch!	I'll kill you!! I'll fucking kill you!! I'll do it! I'll do it! I'm not playin' around here!
we don't even know if his boat is still there...you saw billy!	Boat or no boat...I'm going...
who?	Someone...maybe they sent an SOS!
maybe we lost them.	Or maybe we're exactly where they want us to be.
you trying to take over my show finnegan, that what you trying to do?	Just trying to get to my boat...
that's where my boat's moored.	You trying to take over my show Finnegan, that what you trying to do?
who gives a shit about aft?	That's where my boat's moored.
did you clear this?	With who?
shut up! shut up all of you! now here's what we're doing... mamooli is going to take you back to fix your engines, chin and i are staying here to finish the job...	Did you clear this?
now, where's mulligan? where's vivo?	I told you...
shut up!	Now, where's Mulligan? Where's Vivo?
hanover, listen...	Shut up!
where are my men?	Dead.
i assume somebody up there has made sure no distress signal can be sent.	I'd say that's a pretty good assumption.
and she could do a hell of a barbie to boot! belt up. you'll find all the parts you need up there.	I assume somebody up there has made sure no distress signal can be sent.
great woman your mother. real foresight.	And she could do a hell of a barbie to boot! Belt up. You'll find all the parts you need up there.
not an option.	Then you better start swimming.
you're going to have to get a new one.	Not an option.
we were talking about my schedule...	You're going to have to get a new one.
we can't...we got one engine dead, and the other limping badly.	I have a schedule...
how soon can we get up and running?	We can't...we got one engine dead, and the other limping badly.
speedboat in the middle of the ocean...	How soon can we get up and running?
he did...with a crowbar...you know the rules on a broken contract.	I know it...but you want to get where you want to get, and back? I need a chief engineer, and unless you got a replacement, I'd highly recommend overlooking the indescretion.
who asked any?	He did...with a crowbar...you know the rules on a broken contract.
and no questions asked.	Who asked any?
20 hours on the clock. out and back. double for overtime.	And no questions asked.
this isn't right finnegan. i've got a contract.	20 hours on the clock. Out and back. Double for overtime.
don't mind him finnegan...you remember 25...balls of steel... splashing around in a sea of testosterone.	I don't mind him...but I do think it's time for him to get back down below with the rest of the playgroup.
the one you came up to ask...are we on schedule?	Take note Mr. Mason...this is why you hire a professional...No whining. No excuses.
which question is that?	The one you came up to ask...are we on schedule?
right here...middle of nowhere...and the answer to your question is yes.	Which question is that?
and where is our point of arrival?	Right here...middle of nowhere...and the answer to your question is yes.
right here...middle of nowhere...	And where is our point of arrival?
no, it just struck me as odd...i don't see you for all these years and you've still got the same tape stuck in the box.	You know what they say...the classics are eternal.
fok yu and fok yu two...are we strolling down memory lane for any particular reason?	No, it just struck me as odd...I don't see you for all these years and you've still got the same tape stuck in the box.
you remember the first time we met finnegan? i think you were just starting out...smuggling gold off sumatra for those two chinese...what did we use to call them?	Fok Yu and Fok Yu Two...are we strolling down memory lane for any particular reason?
where's you friend?	He's not coming...
i don't take orders at all.	This time, make an exception.
you don't take orders very well, do you?	I don't take orders at all.
no...	You don't take orders very well, do you?
three minutes...i'm not back...no matter what...you go...	No...
soon as i get over the heart attack...	Three minutes...I'm not back...no matter what...you go...
i don't mean to drop in unannounced ...you ready...	Soon as I get over the heart attack...
not unless you can wire a missle or fix an engine.	And what if I run into one of those things?
you want me to go up there?	Not unless you can wire a missle or fix an engine.
how about noise? can you get noise? we don't need speed, just noise, right?	Right...
if you blow up your boat, how are we going to get to the island?	Jet ski...there's one left up there.
there's not much horsepower left in the engines, but there's enough noise...once this baby's set...i'll rev it up...that slimy bastard will come for it like candy...	If you blow up your boat, how are we going to get to the island?
yeah...	...the minute you start your engines ...it's goint to kill us, isn't it?
finnegan...	Yeah...
oh my god! oh my god! how do we do it? how do we get there?	Not like him.
what?	You know what kind of force it took to rip open the bow of this ship? A million little things like this...
it's not them...it's it...	What?
i was so goddamn close, finnegan! so goddamn close to my island... i could almost taste the sand...	Keep tasting...
so how do you get from the bronx to the south china sea?	You quit high school, lie about your age, join the navy, and next thing you know, four years are up and you need a way to make a living...
looking good...	You should talk...
a meat locker.	We can't just leave them here.
what is it?	A meat locker.
what's the matter?	The quiet...
you're saying they can think?	I'm saying they're calling the shots...
like cattle...	You're saying they can think?
how do you know that?	Takes one to know one.
the "come back" kind.	How do you know that?
oh yeah? what kind is that?	The "come back" kind.
boat or no boat... you woulda come back anyway. you're that kind of gal.	Oh yeah? What kind is that?
right... you have a boat.	Boat or no boat... You woulda come back anyway. You're that kind of gal.
yeah you did...	Right... You have a boat.
hey! i didn't have to come back.	Yeah you did...
got it?	Hey! I didn't have to come back.
i don't know where it is!	On the side!!
with the emphasis on self, and in selfish, right?	Takes one to know one.
self sufficient...	With the emphasis on SELF, and in selfish, right?
anti social?	Self sufficient...
since i'm a kid, i had this dream... i want to own my own tropical island... beaches, warm ocean, lots of food, little clothes...population of one...	Anti social?
quite a few.	Since I'm a kid, I had this dream... I want to own my own tropical island... Beaches, warm ocean, lots of food, little clothes...population of one...
seen a lot of islands?	Quite a few.
that's what i do.	Seen a lot of islands?
so this boat of yours...that's what you do? give people...rides.	That's what I do.
well, you sure do a good imitation.	Thank you, I work at it...
i'm not rich people.	Well, you sure do a good imitation.
you people...rich people...	I'm not rich people.
what's that supposed to mean? you people.	You people...rich people...
look lady, i know you people are used to getting your way...	What's that supposed to mean? You people.
you don't have to be so touchy.	Look lady, I know you people are used to getting your way...
nothing...you want to come, come... you don't...	You don't have to be so touchy.
but what makes you think there aren't more of those...things...back there?	Nothing...you want to come, come... you don't...
...there's got to be a way to access out back there...	But what makes you think there aren't more of those...things...back there?
hey! hey! where are you going?	...there's got to be a way to access out back there...
i don't know...	Hey! Hey! Where are you going?
what are those things?	I don't know...
jesus christ lady...	What are those things?
noooo!	Jesus Christ lady...
i was born in a city housing project in the bronx ok? it's not in the cards that i die on a luxury cruise ship...now which way up?	You hear that?
what are you people talking about?	He's with them.
unless you collected on the insurance...	What are you people talking about?
then who are you?	I'm their ride.
i'm not a thief.	Then who are you?
the thieves.	I'm not a thief.
what other bunch?	The thieves.
i saved your life is what i did!	Who asked you to!
now look what you did!	I saved your life is what I did!
i'm not staying here!	It ain't any better out there!
...we gotta get outta here -- now.	Shut up, man, just shut the hell up! I gotta think! I gotta think!!
shut up! you hear me!!	...we gotta get outta here -- NOW.
forget them...	Shut up! You hear me!!
hanover!! hanover!!	Forget them...
so...if the hull's impregnable why are my feet wet?	Why don't you just stop figuring and keep working so we can get the hell out of here?
so?	So...If the hull's impregnable why are my feet wet?
the hulls of these things are supposed to be impregnable...	So?
let's just keep going.	You ain't giving the orders here!
joey...	Or I could go for a swim...although, I gotta tell you...if I never get in the water again...
because it's cool, you know, i can always take a walk or something down the beach...	Joey...
joey...	Because it's cool, you know, I can always take a walk or something down the beach...
was it the water in my eyes or were you guys about to...	Joey...
all you're gonna do is get yourself killed...and for what? some chick?	You're beautiful what you're jealous, you know that, Joey?
second whistle you make it to the deck and get ready to jump...	All you're gonna do is get yourself killed...and for what? Some chick?
she's gone...	Second whistle you make it to the deck and get ready to jump...
one whistle... start the engine...	She's gone...
man, don't go up there...	One whistle... Start the engine...
and what have you come up with?	How does an island sound to you?
i have been.	And what have you come up with?
i'm telling you, man, we got to give the future some serious thought.	I have been.
line it up now, nice and easy...	I'm telling you, man, we got to give the future some serious thought.
i think we gotta stop floating from one fucked up situation to the next...	Line it up now, nice and easy...
a little to the left...	I think we gotta stop floating from one fucked up situation to the next...
you know what i think? i think our luck has just about run shit out...	A little to the left...
i've never seen you so congenial with a mamber of the opposite sex... the two of you got a nice patter going...got a nice rapport...	And you got 10 minutes before this thing livens up a boring evening.
can somebody tell me what the object of the exercise is here?	Seafood salad.  You ever operate a jet ski?
squid...squid like...squid type... it's got tentacles, a feed sac... probably one central nervous processor somewhere...what the hell do i know is going on deep down in the ocean...there's all sorts of shit we've never seen...eighty foot clams...60 foot sharks...i'm just guessing...can you get me more juice out of hercules...fast?	For juice, I gotta rebuild. That's not fast.
red cross over to blue double blue ...is that what it is? a squid?	Squid...squid like...squid type... it's got tentacles, a feed sac... probably one central nervous processor somewhere...what the hell do I know is going on deep down in the ocean...there's all sorts of shit we've never seen...eighty foot clams...60 foot sharks...I'm just guessing...can you get me more juice out of Hercules...fast?
joey, you want to get sucked out by a giant fucking mutated squid?	Red cross over to blue double blue ...is that what it is? A squid?
not even a joey, i'm glad to see you? joey, what happened to your leg?	Joey, you want to get sucked out by a giant fucking mutated squid?
just the man i wanted to see. on this puppy here, you remember if it's red to blue or blue to red...	Not even a Joey, I'm glad to see you? Joey, what happened to your leg?
don't shoot!! don't shoot!!	Just the man I wanted to see. On this puppy here, you remember if it's red to blue or blue to red...
joey... which way's aft?	That way.
i don't know...you got what we need?	If I don't, I ain't going back to get it...you think we're safe?
finnegan, what the hell was that?	I don't know...you got what we need?
it's okay...come on...	I'm stuck...
what? you don't think i can have a normal life?	Joey...look at me...
joey...it's okay...	What? You don't think I can have a normal life?
...like a house in the suburbs... maybe a couple of kids...some sort of business...be in the bowling league...go to the ball games...	Joey...it's okay...
joey...	...Like a house in the suburbs... maybe a couple of kids...some sort of business...be in the bowling league...go to the ball games...
you know what i'm gonna do after this...i'm gonna get a normal life...	Joey...
i think he knows that joey.	Good! So maybe he also know where the hell am I going to get the parts I need...
me??	No! The man in the moon!! Who's driving this thing?
what did you do the my kids!!	Me??
that's it? that's all you give a shit about?	Oh yeah...and that my stich job doesn't make you uglier than you already are...this won't hurt a bit...
sure i do...i give a shit that at 0300 hour we reach our point of dentination. i give a shit that those mojos got to do what they got to do, and 45 minutes later we are turn around and gone. i give a shit that by the time the sun comes up we are all safely tucked in bed.	That's it? That's all you give a shit about?
you don't give a shit about anything do you?	Sure I do...I give a shit that at 0300 hour we reach our point of dentination. I give a shit that those mojos got to do what they got to do, and 45 minutes later we are turn around and gone. I give a shit that by the time the sun comes up we are all safely tucked in bed.
...jagger was here...i was here...	You don't give a shit about anything do you?
here's what i think...i think these mokes below are a hit sqaud.	I saw these guy perform...at Altmont ...you know that? They opened for the Stones...
if i told you once...i told you a thousand times...	I know...I know...if the cash is there we don't care...  Finnegan this is as mean a pile of shit as we ever carried...
can we use our indoor voice please...	I'm flying blind here God damn it!
why don't you back off?	You want some too?
where are you going?	Nowhere...
you tell it straight or i pull the trigger. who are you?	A passenger...
poolside?	You tell it straight or I pull the trigger. Who are you?
i mean...where is everbody?	Poolside?
or maybe not.	Where is everybody?
what is it man?	I'm looking...
i'm not screwing around with you man...i hate the cold water.	What is it man?
check it out!	Hey! You hear me? Come out!
hey! come out here!	Check it out!
someone's back there.	Hey! Come out here!
nothing.	Someone's back there.
what was that?	Nothing.
maybe plans changed...	Plans don't change...
i thought the plan was we'd evacuate them after we got through.	Maybe plans changed...
what the hell does that mean?	Like Mamooli's country...
you mean countries that are acknowledged by the un...or like made up countires too?	What the hell does that mean?
you know what my goal is? before i die i want to make love to a woman from every country on earth.	You mean countries that are acknowledged by the UN...or like made up countires too?
what's there to think about?? that thing back there...	There ain't no thing here!! No thing!! There's you him and me!! Got it! You him and...
don't shoot, man, don't shoot!	What happened to Vivo?! What the hell happened to Vivo?
why don't you help us so we can get done faster so we can get the hell out of here?	'Cause grease monkey ain't in my job description dick head...
hey! what are you trying to pull!	John...
maybe it's the wrong ship.	Shut up!
sweet! oh, that is sweet!	Hey! Fuckin' A! Just... just like a hot shit... except cold.
here's to huntin'.	Hey! Fuckin' A!
nick, vince, albert and john.	No women?
nick's going?	Nick, Vince, Albert and John.
we're all going.	Nick's going?
who's going?	We're all going.
john,we're going huntin'.	Who's going?
yes, albert?	John,we're going huntin'.
here. here we go.  here's to you, nick!	Fuckin' A!
maxie! hey maxie wha'd'ya say!	Hey Geraldine, let's eat!
get the boots.	I mean let's get going before --
i'll get the boots.	Get the boots.
you just put mustard on your hershey bar.	Good... Pass the beer.
what?	You just put mustard on your Hershey bar.
that's mustard!	What?
damn right!	Gimme a Hostess Twinkie, Merle.
you want 'em?	Damn right!
those are mine!	You want 'em?
fuel up. need fuel.	Those are mine!
fucking women, man...	I know...
yeah.	Fucking women, man...
she fucked us both.	Yeah.
she fucked me too.	She fucked us both.
she fucked you?	She fucked me too.
she fucked me too.	She fucked you?
she fucked me.	She fucked me too.
she fucked you?	She fucked me.
she might!!! she might do it, albert, but you can't fuckin' tell me that she does!!!	She does, Vince! That's what I'm telling you! She does!!!
in case???!!! in case of what? in case you stumble on her, suckin' cock in the front fucking hall?!	She might!!! She might do it, Albert, but you can't fuckin' tell me that she does!!!
in case!!! the gun's in case!!!	In case???!!! In case of what? In case you stumble on her, suckin' cock in the front fucking hall?!
then what's the gun for! what's this for?	In case!!! The gun's in case!!!
she does not!	Then what's the gun for! What's this for?
i'm tellin' you she does it, vince! with twenty guys you know!	She does not!
i do!!!	I'm tellin' you she does it, Vince! With twenty guys you know!
you don't!	I do!!!
i know! i fuckin' know!	You don't!
you, vince! you! you are! you're a crock! you're a walking, talking crock!... i mean, what do you know?	I know! I fuckin' know!
who? who is?	You, Vince! You! You are! You're a crock! You're a walking, talking crock!... I mean, what do you know?
you're full of shit, vince! you're so full of shit you're going to float away!	Who? Who is?
let's go!!!	Hey! Fuckin' A! Time to roll!!!
hey, nick, i mean... this here is for the guy that gets caught!	Vince thinks... you know...
tell him, vince!	Well... you remember Cynthia?
what do you think? you think he's been picking flowers? fuckin' guy's been saving your ass, albert. everybody's ass! even in europe!	Yeah. Oh, boy, yeah... Jes', you must be tired.
i know, but...	What do you think? You think he's been picking flowers? Fuckin' guy's been saving your ass, Albert. Everybody's ass! Even in Europe!
fuckin' guy's been shooting slants, albert! i mean, what do you think?	I know, but...
where the hell were you? we were all set -- beer, broads. right? am i right?	Yeah.
nick...?  jesus, nick!	Where the hell were you? We were all set -- beer, broads. Right? Am I right?
it's nick!	Nick...?  Jesus, Nick!
what the --!	It's Nick!
fuckin' a. it's gotta!	It's gotta!
it's gotta be the next one. i mean it's gotta be! right, albert?	Fuckin' A. It's gotta!
i thought that was it.	So he's in the next one, Albert. I mean take it easy. I mean you're driving everybody nuts!
they did too!	Jesus, it's freezing!
they did not!	They did too!
i'm telling you, they changed it!	They did not!
you're full of shit!	I'm telling you, they changed it!
who's full of shit?	You're full of shit!
you're full of shit.	Who's full of shit?
this is it. definitely. this is it, but they changed it.	You're full of shit.
it is not!	It is too! Now you passed it!
ammo! get the ammo!	I'll get it! Where is it?
and we want you to know, sal, that any help you might need--	Yeah, Sal--
damn right!	What do you think, Sal? Jesus, you think we'd miss this?
nick! nick, you'll kill him!... easy. nick, easy! hey, hey. vince goes back a long way.	Yeah.
well, where the hell is he!!! i mean what are we all sitting here for!!!  what the hell is this???	Nick...
he's real bad, nick.	Well, where the hell is he!!! I mean what are we all sitting here for!!!  WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???
fucking a.	Worse since she talked to who?
he's serious. vince is fuckin' serious!	You mean...?
married?	Tell him, Vince.
look who's talkin'! jes'! he got married! vince got married!	Married?
i got delayed. i --	Hey, Nick! God damn!... What've you been doin', I mean...
whee-uu!	Jesus!
couple of weeks... listen --	I love this car. Some cars sit, you know? This car, a car like this... grows. I mean you never know, with a car like this, where this car has been.
that's new, isn't it?	Couple of weeks... Listen --
where should i hit it? just show me where i should hit it.	Here. Hit it here.
you gotta hit it here. here, albert, not there.	Where should I hit it? Just show me where I should hit it.
it won't open.	You gotta hit it here. Here, Albert, not there.
albert! for christ's sake... john! wait a minute, you guys!	It won't open.
no.	You know what Sal's got now?... Sal's got... one arm, Nick, and... that's it.
did you ever think life would turn out like this?	No.
hey, angela, sal and i go back a long way.	He doesn't want people bugging him, Nick!
nick... sal is very weak. he suffered a severe wound... and right now he doesn't want a whole lot of people to get involved in a whole thing.	Hey, Angela, Sal and I go back a long way.
what hospital is he in? where?	Nick... Sal is very weak. He suffered a severe wound... and right now he doesn't want a whole lot of people to get involved in a whole thing.
oh, sure... twice a day.	What hospital is he in? Where?
you talk to him?	Oh, sure... Twice a day.
nick, he's fine. he's in a hospital and they're fixing him up.	You talk to him?
where? where is he?	Nick, he's fine. He's in a hospital and they're fixing him up.
sure. why not.	Where? Where is he?
angela, i just heard sal was alive.	Sure. Why not.
i'm glad. seriously... i'm very glad.	Angela, I just heard Sal was alive.
yeah.	I'm glad. Seriously... I'm very glad.
you're back.	Yeah.
where is he???	Merle is under his tree... Beside the terrace. You can't miss him.
you are his friend.	Where is he???
yeah.	You are his friend.
ah. merle. and you know merle?	Yeah.
i came to see merle.	Ah. Merle. And you know Merle?
c'est tres amusant... you have been promoted. and to a jew... i am joking of course. naturellement. seriously, nick, may i hope that you have come to play?	I came to see Merle.
no. none of that.	Unfortunately I must now go in, but I leave you my card. Naturellement I pay my players cash American. Just so you know.
but of course! please make yourself comfortable. perhaps you would enjoy some fresh caviar, or une petite glace, or --?	No. None of that.
yeah... do you mind if i sit?	But of course! Please make yourself comfortable. Perhaps you would enjoy some fresh caviar, or une petite glace, or --?
ah yes. of course.  to the girl who waits.	Yeah... Do you mind if I sit?
see, i'm going home.	Ah yes. Of course.  To the girl who waits.
i have to go.	You are frightened, no?
but i insist.	I have to go.
no, i --	But I insist.
but you must come in.	No, I --
i have to go.	But you must come in.
wait! first i give you special fuck!	Elephants! Make way... I gotta get elephants!
linda, yeah.	You call me Linda, just like home.
you like to call me linda now?	Linda, yeah.
you mean...?	I show you. Come. You come.  Linda have special, crazy fuck. That right?
how you like to have nice fuck with linda? you like that? special, crazy fuck just like with linda?	You mean...?
only,good people love linda, see. what linda has, linda --	How you like to have nice fuck with Linda? You like that? Special, crazy fuck just like with Linda?
i love linda. myself, i love linda so much!	Only,good people love Linda, see. What Linda has, Linda --
that's right. that's exactly what i mean!	I love Linda. Myself, I love Linda so much!
everybody love linda.	That's right. That's exactly what I mean!
i love linda, see. i love linda more than i can even say.	Everybody love Linda.
no.	Too bad.
get anything?	No.
oh. fine.	Get anything?
how was huntin'?	Oh. Fine.
thanks.	How was huntin'?
she's in back.	Thanks.
yeah?	Now he's back.
sure! i got eight hundred potatoes says he goes one more... he retired, you know.	Yeah?
yeah?	Sure! I got eight hundred potatoes says he goes one more... He retired, you know.
merle? that's who we're looking for. merle.	Yeah?
you know a guy named merle?	Merle? That's who we're looking for. Merle.
boy, do i love this conflict. huh?... what the hell were you doin' in there?	You know a guy named Merle?
naw.	Not bad fresh, but they don't keep worth a pig's fart.
those fuckin' niggers. this time i'm going to eat balls!... you ever try 'em?	Naw.
where's it gone?	Inside, Vince.
'course how could you miss, right? twenty, maybe thirty feet. i mean, if i'd'a been where you guys were --	Psst. Vince!
hey, nick...	Nick, we don't know where Sal is... Nick, Angela won't tell us.
take last night...! last night he coulda had twenty fuckin' deer! more! he coulda had more! and look what he does! i mean look what he fuckin' does!!!	Vince!!!
vince. hey, you guys --	Take last night...! Last night he coulda had twenty fuckin' deer! More! He coulda had more! And look what he does! I mean look what he fuckin' does!!!
holy shit!	Merle, hey Merle, you got any socks?
get 'em! for christ sake, get 'em!	Who's got the ammo?
oh, well...	Oh well! What do you mean Oh well?! The guy is actually... He did it again! That's what he's doing... He... He's reaching in, John, to her --! I'll kill him! I'm gonna kill him right now.
look at that, see... watch. wait a minute, watch. there! d'j'u see that? d'j'u see the way he... you know what that guy is doing? that guy is squeezing her ass!	Oh, well...
hey, guys...	Shhh! Albert's gonna hump the Coup de Ville.
she's out of her tree, nick. she is straight out of her tree.	Oh, Jesus.
but sal's mother! what about sal's mother!	She's out of her tree, Nick. She is straight out of her tree.
nick, she won't say why.	But Sal's mother! What about Sal's mother!
why?... what do you mean?... why???	Nick, she won't say why.
kind of. you didn't know?	Sal's alive???
talked to sal?  sal's alive?	Kind of. You didn't know?
sal.	Talked to Sal?  Sal's alive?
no?	Worse since she talked to him.
not so good.	No?
no. how's angela? how's she taking it?	Not so good.
no?	No. How's Angela? How's she taking it?
rough.  we didn't have to do it, john.	No?
rough, huh?	Rough.  We didn't have to do it, John.
fine. hey, i'm fine.	Sit down. Here. Right here.  Albert! Vince!
nick! hey, nick!  boy! boy oh boy! are you okay? you're okay, huh?	Fine. Hey, I'm fine.
biederman!	I will not betray my country. No. Ne-ver!
that i must not tell you. top secret. you see there. topmost secret.	Biederman!
listen, biederman, i'm going to club you into the floor unless you tell me what the fuck is so important.	That I must not tell you. Top secret. You see there. Topmost secret.
please! please mister, please! this is vital i go to saigon. this is very important. most important.	Listen, Biederman, I'm going to club you into the floor unless you tell me what the fuck is so important.
biederman, yes.	I got you on this flight, Biederman. Is that right?
you biederman?	Biederman, yes.
here.	You Biederman?
biederman! where's biederman!	Here.
c'mon. i've got the car.	I'll be out... Just leave me. I'll be out. I'm fine. Really. I'm fine.
i'm just so lonely.	C'mon. I've got the car.
hey. look. there must be something.	I'm just so lonely.
i don't know.	Hey. Look. There must be something.
linda... honey, what's wrong?	I don't know.
yeah... all the guys, we're all going huntin'. like we did. you know? like we always used to.	That's wonderful. I think you should... fresh air.
i see you're going hunting.	Yeah... All the guys, we're all going huntin'. Like we did. You know? Like we always used to.
what?	I see you're going hunting.
you're going hunting?	What?
oh. nothing... sitting.	You're going hunting?
what are you doing?	Oh. Nothing... Sitting.
right here.	What are you doing?
nick?	Right here.
i'll kill 'em. anybody bothers you, i'll kill 'em!	Nick. It's okay... It's okay.  I have to go now.
no-o-o!	I'll kill 'em. Anybody bothers you, I'll kill 'em!
does this... i mean, how does this job work out?	Oh, it's great. Fine.
maybe... i don't know, if you want to talk --	Naw, it's... This guy wants his money.
naw, it's... i mean...	Maybe... I don't know, if you want to talk --
nick?... i just want to say how sorry i am about sal and about merle. how... i know you loved them and i know it's not the same. i mean now.	Naw, it's... I mean...
did you get hurt? you didn't get hurt?	Oh, no. It just kind of goes thump. Would you like a Coke? You don't drink Coke. Or maybe you do. What about champagne? Let's have champagne! I don't think we have champagne. Let's have this. See? Sparkling. I'll get you an opener. Oh, that's right. No opener. Let's just have beer. Do you want some cheese? Or maybe eggs? Maybe we should have coffee.
is that what it is? i couldn't figure out.	Did you get hurt? You didn't get hurt?
frost.	Is that what it is? I couldn't figure out.
great. fine... once or twice it did fall off the blocks. i don't know what that's from.	Frost.
how's the trailer?	Great. Fine... Once or twice it did fall off the blocks. I don't know what that's from.
it was just the complications. i mean, you take a little thing over there and then you get complications. i mean all the guys had it.	I made you a sweater.  Here... You have to take that off.
but --	It was just the complications. I mean, you take a little thing over there and then you get complications. I mean all the guys had it.
that was nothing. that wasn't anything.	But --
fine. i just go along, you know. down at the market. back here. i mean it just seems there's a million things to do!... are you sure you're all right? i mean, what about the wound?	That was nothing. That wasn't anything.
fine. i'm fine. how are you?	Fine. I just go along, you know. Down at the market. Back here. I mean it just seems there's a million things to do!... Are you sure you're all right? I mean, what about the wound?
how are you?	Fine. I'm fine. How are you?
oh, nick! oh i missed you so!	How are you?
no.	Oh, Nick! Oh I missed you so!
i thought... oh, nick, i thought you were hurt, some accident. maybe you fell or maybe some car...  i thought someone stole you away!	No.
i don't know.	Give her Miller's. Miller's High Life.
what kind of beer would you like?	I don't know.
sure.	What kind of beer would you like?
sit with linda, man, will ya?... give her a beer.  would you like a beer?	Sure.
i don't know what we've been waiting for!	I don't know! I don't know either!
okay.	Would you?
will you marry me?	Okay.
what?	Will you marry me?
linda, linda...!	What?
i would want to pay you, nick... and i was thinking --	Linda, Linda...!
linda... hey, linda...	I would want to pay you, Nick... and I was thinking --
i'd want to pay you... and i was thinking --	Linda... Hey, Linda...
sure. are you kidding? sure.	I'd want to pay you... and I was thinking --
i was just wondering... nick... you're going hunting... if i could use this place to stay, because...	Sure. Are you kidding? Sure.
oh... you know...	I was just wondering... Nick... You're going hunting... If I could use this place to stay, because...
linda, what's the matter?	Oh... You know...
hi.  nick, your shoes are soaking.	Linda, what's the matter?
linda...	Hi.  Nick, your shoes are soaking.
how extremely clever. that is really most extraordinaire... allow me please to introduce myself. i am armand... and you are?	Nick.
and then you...	How extremely clever. That is really most extraordinaire... Allow me please to introduce myself. I am Armand... And you are?
we... three bullets.	And then you...
playing?	We... Three bullets.
playing.	Playing?
ah yes. of course... so few survive.  la creme de la creme... how did you obtain release?	Playing.
up north.	Ah yes. Of course... So few survive.  La creme de la creme... How did you obtain release?
mais certainment... a great deal of money. naturally i do not do it myself. i myself do not possess the nerve.  but i am always... how do you say... looking out for those who do... it is a thing quite rare. champagne perhaps? tch, tch. don't say no. when a man says no to champagne, he says no to life and that no man must ever do.  where did you play?	Up north.
i... no. you do this for money?	Mais certainment... A great deal of money. Naturally I do not do it myself. I myself do not possess the nerve.  But I am always... how do you say... looking out for those who do... It is a thing quite rare. Champagne perhaps? Tch, tch. Don't say no. When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life and that no man must ever do.  Where did you play?
you seem... disturbed.	I... No. You do this for money?
where are we going, merle? are we going home?	Sure. Sure, Sal. We're going home.
sal!  sal... goddamn it, sal, don't you know anything?	Where are we going, Merle? Are we going home?
where are we going, merle? are we going home?	Right here.
right here.	Where are we going, Merle? Are we going home?
merle?	Right here.
listen to me, sal. if you don't do it they'll put you in the pit. if they put you in the pit, sal, you're gonna die... sal, do you understand?	Merle, I wanna go home!
this is horrible!	Listen to me, Sal. If you don't do it they'll put you in the pit. If they put you in the pit, Sal, you're gonna die... Sal, do you understand?
you have to think about this, sal. listen to me, sal! you have to think about this.	This is horrible!
i want to go home, merle.	You have to think about this, Sal. Listen to me, Sal! You have to think about this.
sal... listen to me, sal! you have to do it.	I want to go home, Merle.
no. no, no.	Sal... listen to me, Sal! You have to do it.
you can do it, sal.	No. No, no.
who the hell is he?	Who the hell knows!
i like it, nick.	Merle... Hey, Merle, listen...  Why?
fine. she's fine... merle, what the hell are you doing?	I like it, Nick.
how's linda?	Fine. She's fine... Merle, what the hell are you doing?
sit down.	How's Linda?
i did. i... this is stolen. i came back.	Sit down.
nick!... i thought you went home.	I did. I... This is stolen. I came back.
merle...! jesus! hey, how are you?	Nick!... I thought you went home.
when you get the ak, open up. you got me? open up.	YOU'RE CRAZY!!!... NO WAY!... NOW YOU'RE CRAZY!!! YOU'RE COMPLETELY CRAZY!!!
no. no way!	When you get the AK, open up. You got me? Open up.
i'll pick the moment, nick. the game goes on until i move. when i start shooting, go for the nearest guard and get his gun.	No. No way!
no way. no fucking way!	I'll pick the moment, Nick. The game goes on until I move. When I start shooting, go for the nearest guard and get his gun.
three bullets -- minimum.	No way. No fucking way!
how many bullets?	Three bullets -- minimum.
nick... nick!!! it's the only chance we've got!	How many bullets?
with more bullets?... against each other?... are you crazy!!! are you fucking nuts!!!	Nick... NICK!!! It's the only chance we've got!
more bullets in the gun... the trouble is that still leaves one of us with his hands tied up, so that means we gotta play each other.	With more bullets?... Against each other?... Are you crazy!!! Are you fucking nuts!!!
more bullets in the gun?	More bullets in the gun... The trouble is that still leaves one of us with his hands tied up, so that means we gotta play each other.
we gotta play with more bullets, nick. it's the only way.	More bullets in the gun?
we what?	We gotta play with more bullets, Nick. It's the only way.
we gotta play with more bullets.	We what?
listen, nick! get it through your head or you and me are both dead too!	We gotta play with more bullets.
merle...	LISTEN, NICK! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD OR YOU AND ME ARE BOTH DEAD TOO!
forget sal... listen to me -- forget sal! i've been working on sal since dawn, nick. sal's in a dream and he won't come out. listen!!! from here on you gotta go for you. you hear me? for you!	Merle...
forget sal?	Forget Sal... Listen to me -- forget Sal! I've been working on Sal since dawn, Nick. Sal's in a dream and he won't come out. LISTEN!!! From here on you gotta go for you. You hear me? For you!
i mean forget sal... sal can't take it, nick.	Forget Sal?
what do you mean?	I mean forget Sal... Sal can't take it, Nick.
forget sal.	What do you mean?
okay, okay!  okay. okay, you're right... what about sal?	Forget Sal.
get off your ass, nick. get off your fucking ass and stand up!!!	Okay, okay!  Okay. Okay, you're right... What about Sal?
you're right... okay, you're right.	Get off your ass, Nick. Get off your fucking ass and stand up!!!
nick, you're wasting your time... listen to me! you're wasting your time! this is no fucking time for hoping or praying or wishing or any other shit! this is it. here we are... and we gotta get out!	You're right... Okay, you're right.
what do you think?	Nick, you're wasting your time... Listen to me! You're wasting your time! This is no fucking time for hoping or praying or wishing or any other shit! This is it. Here we are... And we gotta get out!
i suppose you wish you were somewhere else?	What do you think?
i'm doing that too.	I suppose you wish you were somewhere else?
i thought you might be praying.	I'm doing that too.
what else?	I thought you might be praying.
what are you, hoping?	What else?
they bombed last night, right? didn't they bomb? if they bombed last night, they could bomb tonight. they could be up there right now!	What are you, hoping?
listen, asshole, it's up to us!	They bombed last night, right? Didn't they bomb? If they bombed last night, they could bomb tonight. They could be up there right now!
what are you, god?	Listen, asshole, it's up to us!
i'm telling you, nick, no one's going to come.	What are you, God?
hunt with vince?	Yeah... I mean so he knows... He doesn't even know.
tomorrow i go with vince.	Hunt with Vince?
huh?	Tomorrow I go with Vince.
hey, nick?	Huh?
it's ahead, by the tree.	It's ahead, Vince.
promise! you gotta promise!	You got it.
merle --	Promise! You gotta promise!
i love this fuckin' place... that sounds crazy. i know that sounds crazy, but i love this fuckin' place... if anything happens, nick, don't leave me there. i mean it. don't leave me... you gotta promise, nick. you gotta promise me that.	Merle --
yeah.	I love this fuckin' place... That sounds crazy. I know that sounds crazy, but I love this fuckin' place... If anything happens, Nick, don't leave me there. I mean it. Don't leave me... You gotta promise, Nick. You gotta promise me that.
from nam?	Yeah.
you think we'll ever come back?	From Nam?
hell no!	Well, where's he from?
is he from here?	Hell no!
pow.	Oh.
pow?	Pow.
pow.	Pow?
what'd he say?	Pow.
from nam?	Fucking A. See that ribbon in the left. That's Quan Son. That fucking guy was at Quan Son!
nick, he just came back.	From Nam?
you're a fucking nut. you know that, merle? you're a fucking maniac!	Yeah.  When it comes to hunting, that's true.
who's a yo-yo...? who do you think's a yo-yo! they're all yo yo's. i mean they're all great guys, for christ's sake, but... the point is, nick, without you i'd hunt alone. seriously. i would. that's what i'd do.	You're a fucking nut. You know that, Merle? You're a fucking maniac!
yo-yo! who's a yo-yo?	Who's a yo-yo...? Who do you think's a yo-yo! They're all yo yo's. I mean they're all great guys, for Christ's sake, but... The point is, Nick, without you I'd hunt alone. Seriously. I would. That's what I'd do.
i'll tell you something, nick. i wouldn't hunt with anyone but you. i won't hunt with a yo-yo.	Yo-yo! Who's a yo-yo?
i don't know... i guess i think about the deer... being out, maybe. i don't know. i think about it all. hell, i like the trees, you know? i like the ways the trees are, all the different ways the trees are too.	I'll tell you something, Nick. I wouldn't hunt with anyone but you. I won't hunt with a yo-yo.
what do you think about?	I don't know... I guess I think about the deer... Being out, maybe. I don't know. I think about it all. Hell, I like the trees, you know? I like the ways the trees are, all the different ways the trees are too.
yeah... i guess.	What do you think about?
you have to think about the shot. it's the shot. the shot's it.	Yeah... I guess.
i don't think about the shot that much.	You have to think about the shot. It's the shot. The shot's it.
fucking a.	I don't think about the shot that much.
the shot?	Fucking A.
so do i.  i want to be ready... you have to be ready... it has to be there, in your mind.	The shot?
yeah.	So do I.  I want to be ready... You have to be ready... It has to be there, in your mind.
you think about it?	Yeah.
yeah.	You think about it?
you do?	Yeah.
so do i.	You do?
i just wait. for this... it's what i wait for... i wait all year.	So do I.
huh?	I just wait. For this... It's what I wait for... I wait all year.
i just wait. you know?	Huh?
yeah.	I just wait. You know?
that way it sets.	Yeah.
i know.	That way it sets.
you should have put that on last night.	I know.
won't we? right? am i right?	Right.
humper's ready. old humper's hotter'n damn hell!	There's Vince!
this is this, vince. this isn't something else. this is this!	You know what I think? There's times I think you're a goddamn faggot!... I fixed you up a million times, Merle!  I fixed him up a million times! I don't know how many times I fixed him up... and nothin' ever happens... Zilch! Zero!... The trouble with you, Merle, no one knows what you're talking about! "This is this"? What does that mean, "this is this"? I mean is that some faggot bullshit, or is that some faggot bullshit!!! And if it isn't, what the hell is it???
you're one fuckin' bastard, merle. you know that? you're one fucking bastard!	This is this, Vince. This isn't something else. This is this!
some fuckin' friend... you're some fuckin' friend, merle!	You gotta learn, Vince! You come out here... You got no jacket, you got no pants, you got no knife and you got no boots. You think everyone's gonna take care of you! That's what you always think, but this time you're wrong. This time you're on your own!
that's it. no. no way.	Some fuckin' friend... You're some fuckin' friend, Merle!
what do you mean, no???	That's it. No. No way.
no.	What do you mean, no???
no!!!?	No.
no.	No!!!?
then lemme have 'em.	No.
sure i got boots. i got boots right here.	Then lemme have 'em.
watch it, shithead!	Here! This is it!
here, here! this is it!	Watch it, shithead!
i'll betcha! that's bullshit and i'll betcha! you're fulla shit!	How much? How much do you wanna bet?
you wanna bet?	I'll betcha! That's bullshit and I'll betcha! You're fulla shit!
bullshit! that's bullshit!	You wanna bet?
yeah!	Like I say, Phantom Mary's pretty weird... Lives alone, lives way out in the middle of nowhere with a cat called Pajamas and a cow called Fred. Well, last week I got a call from Phantom Mary, which in itself was very strange...
well... phantom mary's on my mother's side. naturally no one there admits it because phantom mary's pretty weird... you want to hear the whole story?	Yeah!
no.	Well... Phantom Mary's on my mother's side. Naturally no one there admits it because Phantom Mary's pretty weird... You want to hear the whole story?
didn't i ever tell you about phantom mary?	No.
phantom mary?	Didn't I ever tell you about Phantom Mary?
it's okay. hey, it's okay! just a week. just to see phantom mary.	Phantom Mary?
trip? what do you mean, nick? you said you'd be --	It's okay. Hey, it's okay! Just a week. Just to see Phantom Mary.
oh cards, maybe. poker... it's getting cold, sal. i'm going to take you in.  we'll call angela. the guys can help her bring you home... did i tell you i was going on a trip?	Trip? What do you mean, Nick? You said you'd be --
but, nick... hey, i mean, where would a guy like merle get money like this?	Oh cards, maybe. Poker... It's getting cold, Sal. I'm going to take you in.  We'll call Angela. The guys can help her bring you home... Did I tell you I was going on a trip?
yeah.	But, Nick... Hey, I mean, where would a guy like Merle get money like this?
merle gave me this?	Yeah.
i saw him last night. i thought i was dreaming. i thought i was out of my mind.	Merle gave me this?
merle? ... merle's alive?  how do you know?	I saw him last night. I thought I was dreaming. I thought I was out of my mind.
it's merle, sal.	Merle? ... Merle's alive?  How do you know?
maybe you could use socks, nick. jesus, i mean, come to think of it socks are pretty expensive now.	It's not socks, Sal.
where?	Here. Behind you.
i tracked this one, a big buck. god, he was such a beauty--! what's this suitcase here?	Where?
you didn't get a deer?	I tracked this one, a big buck. God, he was such a beauty--! What's this suitcase here?
no.	You didn't get a deer?
did you get one?	No.
yeah.	Did you get one?
did you go hunting.	Yeah.
i know. it's like coming from the moon. or mars.	Did you go hunting.
nick. i'm so scared. i'm so fuckin' scared to go home.	I know. It's like coming from the moon. Or Mars.
sal, you're gonna die! you're gonna sit in that corner watching soaps and you're gonna die!... i'm not saying it's gonna be the same. it's not gonna be the same, but whatever it's gonna be we're all gonna do it, sal. god damn it we are! we are gonna do it!	Nick. I'm so scared. I'm so fuckin' scared to go home.
we do, sal. we do... you're the heart.	Sal, you're gonna die! You're gonna sit in that corner watching soaps and you're gonna die!... I'm not saying it's gonna be the same. It's not gonna be the same, but whatever it's gonna be we're all gonna do it, Sal. God damn it we are! We are gonna do it!
hey, nick. how can you need me?	We do, Sal. We do... You're the heart.
sal, we need you. we need you.	Hey, Nick. How can you need me?
wait a minute. sal. hold it. john wayne's making so much noise i can hardly --	I gotta get back, Nick.
place is great. really. one great place... basketball, bowling. you name it. canasta. hearts. lots of guys are making salad bowls. what i'll do is make a salad bowl for you, unless you'd rather have a pencil holder. the pencil holder's neat, i mean --	Wait a minute. Sal. Hold it. John Wayne's making so much noise I can hardly --
what?	Place is great. Really. One great place... Basketball, bowling. You name it. Canasta. Hearts. Lots of guys are making salad bowls. What I'll do is make a salad bowl for you, unless you'd rather have a pencil holder. The pencil holder's neat, I mean --
i'm gonna stay here, nick.	What?
john wayne's great... listen, sal. jesus. when are you getting out?	I'm gonna stay here, Nick.
listen, nick --	John Wayne's great... Listen, Sal. Jesus. When are you getting out?
great. hey. that's great.	Listen, Nick --
john wayne... listen, nick --	Great. Hey. That's great.
what's that noise?	John Wayne... Listen, Nick --
what?	What's that noise?
what's that noise?	What?
same. hey. same old stuff.	What's that noise?
oh. you know. how's it with you?	Same. Hey. Same old stuff.
nick. hey. how's things?	Oh. You know. How's it with you?
sal? sal, it's me, nick.	Nick. Hey. How's things?
see you monday.	See you Monday.
that's my plan.	See you Monday.
great. that's great.	That's my plan.
i'm gonna start slow... at the top. then i'm gonna work down.	Great. That's great.
just forget that. forget what it says in the book.	I'm gonna start slow... At the top. Then I'm gonna work down.
right.	Just forget that. Forget what it says in the book.
don't worry what it says in the book.	Right.
as soon as you're hitched, sal. first we get you hitched.	You guys are crazy. You know that? I mean you guys are really nuts.
not tonight?... you're not driving up tonight?	As soon as you're hitched, Sal. First we get you hitched.
where's vince?	There's Albert!  Hey, Albert!!!
quiet!... quiet!!!... awright, everybody, nick has a few words.	I just... would like to say a few words... about Merle. I guess Merle always wanted something... I don't know... better. That fucking guy, he saved my Life. He saved Sal's... What Merle liked, he liked things right... But then there wasn't any place for that... that he could find.
the fuck i did!!!	The fuck you didn't!... Gimme that!
you loaded it, vince! i saw you!	The fuck I did!!!
what the hell was that!  what did you think? did you think it was loaded!	You loaded it, Vince! I saw you!
just like always! just like it always was! right, nick? am i right?	In the timeless words of Squire Albert...
and i believed you! i oughta punch you out! i oughta...! hey. hey, let's go huntin'! albert! hey, albert! let's go huntin'. what do you say? nick? what do you say?	Sure.
yeah.	And I believed you! I oughta punch you out! I oughta...! Hey. Hey, let's go huntin'! Albert! Hey, Albert! Let's go huntin'. What do you say? Nick? What do you say?
you're full of shit!	Yeah.
they have these little sticks, vince. they call them "chomp chomps", and when you get these girls going, you have to stick 'em in their mouths.	You're full of shit!
six or eight.  and they go wild?	They have these little sticks, Vince. They call them "chomp chomps", and when you get these girls going, you have to stick 'em in their mouths.
one, vince... you have to understand, doing it with one... would be... like nothing. they're small, see, so if you're smart you get about six or eight. i mean, if you want to have any fun.	Six or eight.  And they go wild?
oh, jesus!  you're kiddin'!	One, Vince... you have to understand, doing it with one... would be... like nothing. They're small, see, so if you're smart you get about six or eight. I mean, if you want to have any fun.
never one.	Oh, Jesus!  You're kiddin'!
no!	Never one.
no.	No!
hey, nick, you ever do it with one of those slants?	No.
naw.  uh-huh.	Hey, Nick, you ever do it with one of those slants?
i mean, i guess you still think about nam. right? i mean --	Naw.  Uh-huh.
great. feels great... fuckin' a!	I mean, I guess you still think about Nam. Right? I mean --
how's it feel, huh? how's it feel to be back?	Great. Feels great... Fuckin' A!
what the hell's that for?	What's it for??
that's who.	Cynthia! Hey, that's terrific. I mean... Great! That's really great!
cynthia! sure.	That's who.
well, who'd you get married to?	Aw, it's a long story!
how're you guys... i mean, how've you guys been?	Same old thing. Hey, same like always. Nothing's changed. Albert is getting fat.
he's getting married... and we're nuts!	It's all right. Hey, it's all right. We'll be right here, right with you.
up a little there... what would you say?	Up.
down.	Down ribbon!
down i would say... what would you say?	Down.
up ribbon!	Down I would say... What would you say?
up.	Up ribbon!
up i would say... what would you say?	Up.
talk fast.  polls open in half an hour.	Wade did a little reminiscing.
yeah?	Wade's here.
well, he's sure working fast ain't he?	I want this bastard brought down.
this monster escaped from cryo- prison this morning.	Well, he's sure working fast ain't he?
jesus.  sweet jesus.  we've got trouble.	This monster escaped from Cryo- Prison this morning.
that's him.  simon doucet.	Jesus.  Sweet Jesus.  We've got trouble.
no chance.  not their sector.  they ain't even into things this big. our zone-boy's performing out of a horror show.  something else.  unit nine found a couple cold ones in hollywood.  one manny turner.  gun runner. sounds like a connection to me.	I can smell it.
technothugs?	No chance.  Not their sector.  They ain't even into things this big. Our zone-boy's performing out of a horror show.  Something else.  Unit nine found a couple cold ones in Hollywood.  One Manny Turner.  Gun runner. Sounds like a connection to me.
witnesses say some wacko went judge hunting with a late model.  i got an artist working on a computer composite now.	Technothugs?
what'cha got, bennett?	Witnesses say some wacko went Judge hunting with a late model.  I got an artist working on a computer composite now.
looks like ya gonna take office just in time, chief.  things need straightening up in this city.	What'cha got, Bennett?
kimberly!	Mom, I hate to break this to you, but there's a whole other species out there you're neglecting.  If you've forgotten, they're called 'men'.  Sometimes referred to in more colorful language.
i think he wants more than your cookies.	Kimberly!
he just wants me to make him cinnamon cookies like i made for you.	I think he wants more than your cookies.
mr. murphy asked about you again at work yesterday.	He just wants me to make him cinnamon cookies like I made for you.
i'd think about it.	Mr. Murphy asked about you again at work yesterday.
what did you say?	I'd think about it.
michael called yesterday.  he wants to take willy for the summer.	What did you say?
it was wade's old partner... gallagher. he was behind it all.	Put that on your political resume.
i worked for him... still do.  said he'd make sure i was left alone if i helped put wade away.  he kept his promise for twenty years.	Prepare for a change in lifestyle.
it was wade's old partner... gallagher. he was behind it all.	I worked for him... still do.  Said he'd make sure I was left alone if I helped put Wade away.  He kept his promise for twenty years.
speak up.	It was Wade's old partner... Gallagher. He was behind it all.
you helped set up my partner, sergeant william wade.  i want to know who put you up to it.	Your mother.
fuck you - fuck you.	You helped set up my partner, Sergeant William Wade.  I want to know who put you up to it.
funny guy.	Fuck you - fuck you.
no, you're not model material.  anything else?	Funny guy.
i want to ask you a few questions.	No, you're not model material.  Anything else?
who are you?  what the fuck do you want?	I want to ask you a few questions.
my man dubbs.	Who are you?  What the fuck do you want?
avon lady!	My man Dubbs.
who is it?	Avon Lady!
i don't want to hear anymore.	You stole the heroin out of the evidence room and planted it on me.  I was iced.  What better way to keep me from talking.  Stop me if I'm wrong.
<u>you</u> were the dirty cop... and i was on to you.  you panicked.  afraid i was going to expose you... so you shut me up.	I don't want to hear anymore.
you're crazy.	<u>You</u> were the dirty cop... and I was on to you.  You panicked.  Afraid I was going to expose you... so you shut me up.
you were planning to send me back to the ice house.  you set me up.	You're crazy.
what are you talking about?	You were planning to send me back to the ice house.  You set me up.
that wasn't your plan, was it?	What are you talking about?
i heard about today.  good job.  i'm all for capital punishment.  why don't you go home and see your family?	That wasn't your plan, was it?
we have to talk.	I heard about today.  Good job.  I'm all for capital punishment.  Why don't you go home and see your family?
what is it?  i'm about to go on.	We have to talk.
you can't win like this.  you'll only get older.  this is what you wanted!	Not anymore.
i'm wasting time.	You can't win like this.  You'll only get older.  This is what you wanted!
just got the call.  took him from school.  bastard nailed the vice- principal and a teacher.	Where?
don't threaten me.  i tend to take these things seriously.  and get a couple hours sleep.  you look like day old shit.	Got compliments coming outta your ass, don't ya?
remember my promise.	Don't threaten me.  I tend to take these things seriously.  And get a couple hours sleep.  You look like day old shit.
this is a war, wade.  you against him.  vengeance time.  the city's just in the way.  kill the fucker. you and me.  we'll work things out when the time is right.	Remember my promise.
i want to stop aging.	And I want Doucet.
ah, fuck you, wade.  this is bull- shit.  you're not going to kill me.  you're not going to risk your freedom.	I want to stop aging.
i'm not voting for you.	Ah, fuck you, Wade.  This is bull- shit.  You're not going to kill me.  You're not going to risk your freedom.
you can't kill me.  i'm going to be mayor tomorrow.	I'm not voting for you.
tell frick and frack that means them too.	I'll be alright.
out of the room.	Tell Frick and Frack that means them too.
hello wade.	Out of the room.
you're working a partner on this.	I've been alone for twenty years. I don't feel very sociable.
i'm going to kill you when this is all over.	You're working a partner on this.
the faster you get doucet, the younger you'll be.	I'm going to kill you when this is all over.
give it to me.	When you bring in Doucet.
we have an antidote that'll retard the aging process.	Give it to me.
you son-of-a-bitch.  how do you stop it?	We have an antidote that'll retard the aging process.
no, but he's going to be by tomorrow. he's aging.  'bout the entire twenty years lost while being frozen in forty-eight hours.  in that time he'll be an old man.  could be a year, an hour, or all at once. called npa syndrome.  natural pro- gression of aging.  it affects each individual differently.  i'm sure it's painful.	You son-of-a-bitch.  How do you stop it?
he's not that old yet.  you've lost confidence in me.	No, but he's going to be by tomorrow. He's aging.  'Bout the entire twenty years lost while being frozen in forty-eight hours.  In that time he'll be an old man.  Could be a year, an hour, or all at once. Called NPA Syndrome.  Natural Pro- gression of Aging.  It affects each individual differently.  I'm sure it's painful.
edicon system made these.  ages, photographs.  we use it to find missing children.	He's not that old yet.  You've lost confidence in me.
i remember what he looks like.  i can't forget.	Edicon system made these.  Ages, photographs.  We use it to find missing children.
mug sheets.	I remember what he looks like.  I can't forget.
fill it out.  standard issue mal- practice insurance.  all cops carry it.	Mug sheets.
what's this?	Fill it out.  Standard issue mal- practice insurance.  All Cops carry it.
i told you.  i'm out of the cops and robbers business.  retired twenty years ago.  i've been trained as a bus driver.  got a whole route planned and everything.  even nailed down the lingo - '<u>exact change, please</u>'.	I'm going to bring this down hard. I've got an A-1 badass killer loose, an election day after tomorrow, and I'm risking everything on you. You're going to bring him in.  I don't care how.  If you do, you'll get your freedom.  An official pardon from me.  A clean slate.  A good job.  A chance to get back with your family.  If you don't want to, I'll put your ass back in the freezer so fast, you'll forget you were ever defrosted.
later.  i want doucet first.	I told you.  I'm out of the cops and robbers business.  Retired twenty years ago.  I've been trained as a bus driver.  Got a whole route planned and everything.  Even nailed down the lingo - '<u>Exact change, please</u>'.
i want to see my wife and kid.	Later.  I want Doucet first.
well, you've just been taken off the bench.	I want to see my wife and kid.
i'm not on the force anymore.	Well, you've just been taken off the bench.
jury found you guilty, not me.  i just called it as i saw it.  fuck that.  you were brought here for a reason.  doucet's escaped.  re-animated for his parole hearing.  killed a lot of people.  most of them cops.	I'm not on the force anymore.
i was set up and you know it... but you swore under oath i was dirty. you helped bury me.	Jury found you guilty, not me.  I just called it as I saw it.  Fuck that.  You were brought here for a reason.  Doucet's escaped.  Re-animated for his parole hearing.  Killed a lot of people.  Most of them cops.
twenty years have passed, wade. lay it to rest.	I was set up and you know it... but you swore under oath I was dirty. You helped bury me.
shucks, and i got all dressed up.	Twenty years have passed, Wade. Lay it to rest.
maybe re-animating you wasn't such a bright idea.  you look like shit.	Shucks, and I got all dressed up.
looks like you did more than jackoff while i was gone.	Maybe re-animating you wasn't such a bright idea.  You look like shit.
you have no evidence.  arrest this man.	You want evidence.  I'll give you evidence.
sir, your transmission's fading.	What the hell are you talking about?
but sir, sergeant wade saved the hostages.	I'm thrilled beyond belief.
you two fucks listen up.  doucet's killing people and you're wasting valuable time busting two-bit technothugs.	But sir, Sergeant Wade saved the hostages.
we seem to've come across a 211, sir.	Forget it.  Stick to the program.
doucet's just offed two of the jurors who put him away.  i'm rounding up the rest of them and putting them in police custody.  what's your status?	We seem to've come across a 211, sir.
kill him... kill him.	Simon Doucet.  You are under arrest. Please come out with your hands in the air.
wade's in cryo-prison.	He could be brought back.
that's not your zone.  stick to data entry.	I was part of the escort team that re-animated him.  My partner's dead because of this guy.
npa syndrome will hit 'im fast.  have your men gear up the edicon system at a twenty-year ratio in fractions of fives.  saying a prayer won't be bad either.	I don't want any press on this.  I've got an election to win day after to- morrow.
just great.	NPA syndrome will hit 'im fast.  Have your men gear up the Edicon system at a twenty-year ratio in fractions of fives.  Saying a prayer won't be bad either.
telephone repairman.	Just great.
tell doucet that.  what was his rehabilitation training?	Telephone repairman.
it's a real mess down here.  some- thing must a'gone wrong.  no man could possess that kind of strength after being frozen for twenty years.	Tell Doucet that.  What was his rehabilitation training?
what do you mean he's escaped?! they're not supposed to escape!	It's a real mess down here.  Some- thing must a'gone wrong.  No man could possess that kind of strength after being frozen for twenty years.
sir---	Shut up!  Drop it.
okay, that's all folks.  commissioner gallagher has to go.	Keep 'em busy.
how do i look?	Aces.
you okay?	How do I look?
sir, your limo's here.	Kill me if you want.  Hard line me with that 'I ain't got nothing to lose' bullshit.  But you've got plenty to lose 'partner'.  You've got a family.  I'm giving you a chance to see them.  I kept in touch.  She never married. All these years.  Maybe she loves you.  I wouldn't know why.
fine.	I've also drafted a letter to families of officers killed in the line of duty.  They'll need your signature.
sir, your dinner with the union leaders begins in an hour.  your wife will meet you there, so we can leave whenever you're ready.	Fine.
not the 't' word.	Ooops, I forgot.
maybe i should put on the training whe---	Not the 'T' word.
go in the house.	Maybe I should put on the training whe---
nobody's looking.	Go in the house.
ah mom, you're embarrass'n me.	Nobody's looking.
you sure?  i can help you.	Ah Mom, you're embarrass'n me.
i got it.  i got it.	You sure?  I can help you.
need help?	I got it.  I got it.
you should be in hospital.	And you should be with your family.
no.  i want to be with you.	No you don't.
i'm signing off.	No.  I want to be with you.
you be careful.	I'm signing off.
he's got my grandson, sanchez.	You be careful.
i just heard.	He's got my grandson, Sanchez.
what are you doing this for, sanchez?	If you were set up, I want to find out who did it.
what is it?  your legs?  hands?	Hospital food.
aaah... mother of jesus.	What is it?  Your legs?  Hands?
you okay?	Aaah... Mother of Jesus.
that's just it.  he never did time. seems each arrest was botched for one reason or another.  judge threw out the cases each time.  either he's got a horseshoe up his ass or powerful friends.	You okay?
so, he's got a thing for prison clothes.	That's just it.  He never did time. Seems each arrest was botched for one reason or another.  Judge threw out the cases each time.  Either he's got a horseshoe up his ass or powerful friends.
this should make your day.  the guy who testified against you... dubbs... was arrested a total number of twenty- four times.	So, he's got a thing for prison clothes.
yeah.	This should make your day.  The guy who testified against you... Dubbs... was arrested a total number of twenty- four times.
...have you been drinking?	Not yet.
your girl.  being a cop will be rough on her.	...Have you been drinking?
...what are you talking about...?	Your girl.  Being a cop will be rough on her.
you treat her nice.	...What are you talking about...?
i'm here.	You treat her nice.
sanchez...?	I'm here.
what's this?	We're partners, aren't we?
how do i look?	Not too good.
how ya feeling?	How do I look?
rip van winkle.	How ya feeling?
get us some fuck'n back-up now!	<u>Comwatch Dispatch System</u>.  Can't assimilate voice stress.  Code priority only.
kid, you ever been in a high speed chase before?	Simulated one.
wallet, cash, i.d...	Fire up that thing of yours and tell me all credit card trans- actions after eight o'clock.
what else did he get?	Wallet, cash, I.D...
let's roll.  we got a guy who swears his car was stolen by a suspect identical to doucet. 0800 this morning.	What else did he get?
you're not pregnant, are you?	No, sir.
no thank you, sir.  smoking causes lung cancer, heart disease, emphysema, and may complicate pregnancy.	You're not pregnant, are you?
wanna try?	No thank you, sir.  Smoking causes lung cancer, heart disease, emphysema, and may complicate pregnancy.
with all this technology you don't even have to show up for work.  who needs cops when you've got gizmos.	You're just afraid to use this.  You have technophobia, Wade.  That's what you got.
i'm just doing it by the book. analyze then vaporize.  crime's a science.  everything's analyzed.	With all this technology you don't even have to show up for work.  Who needs cops when you've got gizmos.
great.  my partner's marcus welby.	I'm just doing it by the book. Analyze then vaporize.  Crime's a science.  Everything's analyzed.
part of doucet's cerebellum, a portion called the vermis is under- developed.  this area rates response to outside stimuli.  com- pare it to that of a normal law- abiding citizen.  it could be why he kills.	Great.  My partner's Marcus Welby.
maybe i should turn myself in.	Lighten up.  You're going to give yourself an ulcer.
two lousy smokes.  you're a real sport.	That cost me two weeks' pay.
yes, sir.	Then find me some cigarettes.
you want to be a good detective?	Yes, sir.
i'm serious, wade.  this case is important to me.	You want to be a good detective?
hey, i'm eating.	I'm serious, Wade.  This case is important to me.
we get to peek into doucet's brain.	Hey, I'm eating.
no.  talk english.  then i'll understand.	We get to peek into Doucet's brain.
i'll have a cup of coffee?	Never use it.  Stuff'll kill ya.
good night, wade.	Good night.
i'll be okay.	Good night, Wade.
you need anything else?	I'll be okay.
she's pretty.	Thanks.
hey, rip van winkle, maybe we'd better call it a night.	She's pretty.
yeah.	Hey, Rip Van Winkle, maybe we'd better call it a night.
what's this place?	This is where I found Doucet twenty years ago.  Thought maybe he'd come back.
engaged.  plan on doing it this summer.  you still married?	Yeah.  Least I think so.  Twenty- six years this March.
married?	Engaged.  Plan on doing it this summer.  You still married?
nothing makes sense when you're a cop.	Married?
it doesn't make sense.  who would want to do that to you?	Nothing makes sense when you're a cop.
'bout the same time i busted doucet i tried to nail this big-time dealer. i didn't have an id, but i was close. too close.  gained the confidence of a badass named dubbs.  he was going to turn me onto the big man.  he made me for a cop.  mysteriously my fellow officers discovered ten pounds of heroin in my cruiser.	It doesn't make sense.  Who would want to do that to you?
you're saying you were put away for a crime you didn't commit?	'Bout the same time I busted Doucet I tried to nail this big-time dealer. I didn't have an ID, but I was close. Too close.  Gained the confidence of a badass named Dubbs.  He was going to turn me onto the big man.  He made me for a cop.  Mysteriously my fellow officers discovered ten pounds of heroin in my cruiser.
i was set up.	You're saying you were put away for a crime you didn't commit?
why?	I was set up.
drop it.	Why?
i also pvc'd you.  youngest officer promoted to sergeant. two cms.  four honor medals...	Drop it.
gci.  tm-1.  what language are you talking?	I also PVC'd you.  Youngest Officer promoted to Sergeant. Two CMs.  Four honor medals...
sir, i took the liberty of running a gci scenario on a tm-1 earlier today...	GCI.  TM-1.  What language are you talking?
you don't follow the bodies, and you don't follow procedure.  you do it by instinct.  think like him.  do what has to be dane.	Sir, I took the liberty of running a GCI scenario on a TM-1 earlier today...
how then?	You don't follow the bodies, and you don't follow procedure.  You do it by instinct.  Think like him.  Do what has to be dane.
you can't catch this man with a computer.	How then?
npa metamorphosis should biologically slow him down.  that's when we'll get him.	You can't catch this man with a computer.
hey, buddy...	Relax, let technology do the work.
give me a break.  i'm serious. what's it like to be dead?	Trust me.  You don't want to know.
bacon cheeseburgers.	Give me a break.  I'm serious. What's it like to be dead?
then what goes on in there?  what i mean is, what are you thinking about?	Bacon cheeseburgers.
when you're frozen, you're legally dead, right?	Then what goes on in there?  What I mean is, what are you thinking about?
yes.	When you're frozen, you're legally dead, right?
can i ask you something?	Yes.
pass.	Can I ask you something?
thanks.  want'a bite?  mcdonald's vegiroll.	Pass.
wanna come?	My insurance won't cover it.
i'm not fond of television comedies.	Wanna come?
you can't turn him off.  he's the commissioner.	I'm not fond of television comedies.
we don't know that for sure.  we'll have to wait until they move.	Well, I'm sure.  You're a cop.  I'm a cop.  Let's do what cops do.
there's no time.  there are civilians in there.  it's about to go down.	We don't know that for sure.  We'll have to wait until they move.
i'll inform dispatch.	There's no time.  There are civilians in there.  It's about to go down.
some things never change.	I'll inform dispatch.
how do you know?	Some things never change.
they're going to rob that bank.	How do you know?
see those guys?	Technothugs.
no offense, but why'd they partner me with a rookie?	Doucet killed my partner.
commissioner gallagher said...  ...twenty years is a long time.	No offense, but why'd they partner me with a rookie?
i have to go home, sanchez.	Commissioner Gallagher said...  ...twenty years is a long time.
whoa.  don't touch that.  <u>pursuit</u> <u>mode</u>.  auto pilot.  computerized steering and driving system used in high speed pursuits.  installed fall 2006.  underground rumor has it they modeled it after you, sir.	Lean year for role models.
got it.  ejection seat?	Whoa.  Don't touch that.  <u>Pursuit</u> <u>Mode</u>.  Auto pilot.  Computerized steering and driving system used in high speed pursuits.  Installed Fall 2006.  Underground rumor has it they modeled it after you, sir.
you have to use the steering wheel to turn.  the pedal for gas...	Got it.  Ejection seat?
does it drive itself, too?	You have to use the steering wheel to turn.  The pedal for gas...
but sergeant...	Give me a break, Sanchez.  It's like riding a bike.
i'm ready.	But Sergeant...
commissioner gallagher gave me specific orders not to let you drive until you re-familiarize yourself with the process and territory.	I'm ready.
i drive.	Commissioner Gallagher gave me specific orders not to let you drive until you re-familiarize yourself with the process and territory.
well, that's good enough for me.	I drive.
yes.	Well, that's good enough for me.
are you a cop?	Yes.
officer hector sanchez, sergeant. hillside academy.  status g-8. security clearance 3.  one year advance technical crime analyst. weapons assistant.  fda junior captain, hollywood division---	Are you a cop?
you my partner?	Officer Hector Sanchez, Sergeant. Hillside Academy.  Status G-8. Security Clearance 3.  One year Advance Technical Crime Analyst. Weapons Assistant.  FDA Junior Captain, Hollywood division---
they always are.	Well I've got news for you.  This dirty cop was the <u>only cop</u> who could bag Doucet.
but he was such a good cop.	They always are.
he went dirty and they made an example of him.	But he was such a good cop.
he had a partner.  our own ray gallagher.  he tagged wade dangerously defiant. psychotic.  reckless.  seems our commissioner didn't like him much. busted his buns on a narcotic's violation.  wade was sentenced to twenty-five years.	He went dirty and they made an example of him.
take a look at this.	He had a partner.  Our own Ray Gallagher.  He tagged Wade dangerously defiant. Psychotic.  Reckless.  Seems our Commissioner didn't like him much. Busted his buns on a narcotic's violation.  Wade was sentenced to twenty-five years.
you never want to find out.	Take a look at this.
what's it mean?	You never want to find out.
demolition man.	What's it mean?
says here one of our boys brought him down.  you ever heard of a badge named wade?	Demolition Man.
you startin' a fan club or some- thin'?	Says here one of our boys brought him down.  You ever heard of a badge named Wade?
this is the guy that killed my partner.	You startin' a fan club or some- thin'?
jesus, sanchez... what do you think you're doin'?  that's flatfoot data. you're not supposed to have access to that.	This is the guy that killed my partner.
bye.  thanks.	Remember, get the seat fixed.
william simpson.  i like willy.	Good to know you, Willy.
what's your name?	William Simpson.  I like Willy.
i'm going to be a policeman.	What's your name?
my granddad was a policeman.	I'm going to be a policeman.
yes.	My granddad was a policeman.
seat's too high.	My mom says I'm gonna grow.
yeah.	Seat's too high.
you all right?	Yeah.
papers.  last medcheck two weeks ago. a-1.  disease free.  guaranteed by the state.	I don't care if you've got the Good Housekeeping seal of approval... I'm not looking for company.
it's stuck, but thanks for the offer.	Papers.  Last Medcheck two weeks ago. A-1.  Disease free.  Guaranteed by the State.
you could always take it off.	It's stuck, but thanks for the offer.
this little thing says i can't.	You could always take it off.
funny.  would you like to buy me a drink?	This little thing says I can't.
hi.	Haven't seen you around.  Where have you been all my life, handsome?
hi.	Hi.
who are these people?	They are all friends of mine -- from over the mountain.  Welcome! Help yourselves to drinks! Glad you could come! Have a good time.
what are those people doing there? what do they want?	They're just outsiders. They want to see how fine Jabez Stone lives these days. They're waiting for your guests, too --
jabez! careful --	Oh --  Didn't mean to talk like that in front of a lady.  Get some wine for the Squire, Belle.
hey, you! watch out there -- you're scuffing my brussels carpet -- consarn them.	Jabez! Careful --
the people, jabez -- the people.	The -- folks or people, what's the difference among friends?
we'll cook 'em ourselves. you'll help me, belle.	Of course I will.
golly, belle, that was a good idea -- we should do that every morning.	We will --
let's dance together -- belle.	No, Jabez -- your place is with your wife --
i'll take it.	No -- that's for me to do.
belle dee. i'm from over the mountain.	From over the mountain --
you think you're so smart, mrs. stone. you wanted to be near jabez. it looked like your big chance tonight, but you're wrong, you can't win him back -- not that way.	That's my problem, Belle.
i know -- and you could show me the door. you would, too, if you weren't still hoping the guests might arrive.	You think you're so smart, Mrs. Stone. You wanted to be near Jabez. It looked like your big chance tonight, but you're wrong, you can't win him back -- not that way.
you know that you're in my house.	I know -- and you could show me the door. You would, too, if you weren't still hoping the guests might arrive.
lying to you -- why should i?	You know that you're in my house.
you're lying.	Lying to you -- Why should I?
i didn't.	You're lying.
i see why you're here -- you knew that nobody was coming.	I didn't.
that's my business. -- now, it's all right, daniel.  what did he do?	He lied to me again.
belle --	Thank you, Belle --
no, thank you -- what's your name?	Belle --
you're not resting well, are you? i know -- it's that music.  you need your sleep. is there anything else you want?	No, thank you -- what's your name?
i've brought you something to keep you warm, mrs. stone --	You're not resting well, are you? I know -- it's that music.  You need your sleep. Is there anything else you want?
jabez -- ?	I've brought you something to keep you warm, Mrs. Stone --
but it didn't stop. i know it didn't stop. granny told me it didn't.	No, siree, it didn't. And it won't -- no matter what happens -- just as long as the folks at the fair believe in freedom and Union. So --  Giddyap, Constitution -- and let's keep going, Mr. Stone.
you're wrong, mr. stone. there are people who live and die without e'er seeing it. they can't see the country for the money in their pockets -- and some think their state's the country, or the way they live is the country, and they're willing to split the country because of that. well, i hope you'll meet all those, when you're grown. you'll meet the fire-eaters and the circassian beauties -- that's part of the fair, to be sure. but if we'd had to depend on them, in a permanent way, the country would have stopped at the allegheny mountains.	But it didn't stop. I know it didn't stop. Granny told me it didn't.
anybody can see that.	You're wrong, Mr. Stone. There are people who live and die without e'er seeing it. They can't see the country for the money in their pockets -- And some think their state's the country, or the way they live is the country, and they're willing to split the country because of that. Well, I hope you'll meet all those, when you're grown. You'll meet the fire-eaters and the Circassian beauties -- that's part of the fair, to be sure. But if we'd had to depend on them, in a permanent way, the country would have stopped at the Allegheny mountains.
well -- it's high and it's wide and it goes a long way and there is a wind blowing through it and a blue roof over it -- it's the hills up here and the rivers running south and the new states growing in the west.	Anybody can see that.
what's that, sir?	Well -- it's high and it's wide and it goes a long way and there is a wind blowing through it and a blue roof over it -- it's the hills up here and the rivers running south and the new States growing in the West.
maybe you can, sometime, daniel. i'm a farmer, you know, and like to show my farm -- but the thing i'd like to show you most, you'll have to see for yourself.	What's that, sir?
golly -- i'd like to see all your horses!	Maybe you can, sometime, Daniel. I'm a farmer, you know, and like to show my farm -- but the thing I'd like to show you most, you'll have to see for yourself.
no, daniel -- they are not race horses. they are good old friends of mine. i call 'em constitution and bill of rights, the most dependable pair for long journeys. i've got one called missouri compromise, too, and then there's a supreme court -- fine, dignified horse, though you do have to push him now and then.	Golly -- I'd like to see all your horses!
make them go faster, mr.... ?	No, Daniel -- they are not race horses. They are good old friends of mine. I call 'em Constitution and Bill of Rights, the most dependable pair for long journeys. I've got one called Missouri Compromise, too, and then there's a Supreme Court -- fine, dignified horse, though you do have to push him now and then.
it does hurt! and don't you do it again.	Make them go faster, Mr.... ?
why? it don't hurt.	It does hurt! And don't you do it again.
daniel! don't ever let me catch you doing that again!	Why? It don't hurt.
and serve him right!	Daniel! Don't ever let me catch you doing that again!
well, i thought he'd come in the middle.	And serve him right!
and what about daniel webster?	Well, I thought he'd come in the middle.
i think i'd like to begin with the fire-eater --	And what about Daniel Webster?
a varied list of attractions. and which would you like to see first, dan'l?	I think I'd like to begin with the fire-eater --
'n daniel webster will be there.	A varied list of attractions. And which would you like to see first, Dan'l?
young man -- you got me there.	'N Daniel Webster will be there.
and two unpara-- unparalleled cir-cass-ian beauties? what is that?	Young man -- you got me there.
guess there will, if it says so.	And two unpara-- unparalleled Cir-cass-ian beauties? What is that?
no -- but i can hardly wait -- mister -- tell me, will there really be --  -- a man that eats fire?	Guess there will, if it says so.
it hasn't opened yet?	No -- but I can hardly wait -- Mister -- tell me, will there really be --  -- a man that eats fire?
gee -- that fair --	It hasn't opened yet?
all right, daniel. jump in.	Gee -- that Fair --
well, i wouldn't mind.  but my name's daniel stone.	All right, Daniel. Jump in.
hello, colonel! want a lift?	Well, I wouldn't mind.  But my name's Daniel Stone.
i don't want to be up there all alone, mama.... i want to be with you.	All right, darling.
daniel! ... you must go to sleep.	I don't want to be up there all alone, Mama.... I want to be with you.
mama!	Daniel! ... You must go to sleep.
daniel, you ought to be in bed.	No, no, I don't want to go to bed. I want to be here for the party.
no! no! i won't.	Daniel! ...  I've stood just about as much as I can bear!
daniel give me that beanshooter!	No! No! I won't.
it's mine, ma! pa made it for me -- and i'm not going to give it to anyone!	Daniel give me that beanshooter!
yes, you did, daniel! i saw it from the window. and then to lie about it! give me that beanshooter, daniel!	It's mine, Ma! Pa made it for me -- and I'm not going to give it to anyone!
i see you! riding pretty high, ain't you? look out you don't fall off.	Not me!
grandma, look at me!	I see you! Riding pretty high, ain't you? Look out you don't fall off.
lan's to goodness, what happened to that hen? did you use that beanshooter again?	I did not, Grandma.
that's just too bad --	Lan's to goodness, what happened to that hen? Did you use that beanshooter again?
but i like the new one better.	That's just too bad --
move? -- we are not going to move -- the old one is good enough for us.	But I like the new one better.
granny, when do we move to the new house?	Move? -- We are not going to move -- the old one is good enough for us.
say ... about the interest ...	Now don't you worry about that. You just leave it all to me. We won't talk business now ... just bear this in mind ... I'm not the man to get rich on other people's hard luck.... No, sir... not me! ...
not at all, hank ... not at all. glad to help you.	Thanks, Jabez -- I really wouldn't need very much ... if you could let me have some seed to start off with enough for spring planting ...
don't i? ... say, that's mighty white of you, jabez.	Not at all, Hank ... not at all. Glad to help you.
oh -- you don't have to go to miser stevens while i'm around.	Don't I? ... Say, that's mighty white of you, Jabez.
yes, but what does a farmer do if he don't want to get roped in some more by them loan sharks?	Oh -- you don't have to go to Miser Stevens while I'm around.
i don't know -- don't seem much of an idea to me.	Yes, but what does a farmer do if he don't want to get roped in some more by them loan sharks?
well -- here's how it is ...tom sharp, eli higgins and a couple of others been talking to me about -- that new sort of organization -- grange they call it. what you think about it?	I don't know -- don't seem much of an idea to me.
why, of course, hank -- i've always got time for a neighbor. what's on your mind?	Well -- here's how it is ...Tom Sharp, Eli Higgins and a couple of others been talking to me about -- that new sort of organization -- grange they call it. What you think about it?
kin you spare a moment for me jabez?	Why, of course, Hank -- I've always got time for a neighbor. What's on your mind?
howdy, hank.	Kin you spare a moment for me Jabez?
howdy, jabez.	Howdy, Hank.
why, thank you, tom. i was going to ask you if you thought i could.	We'll be mighty glad to have you with us.
jabez -- will you join our grange now?	Why, thank you, Tom. I was going to ask you if you thought I could.
well -- we don't mean to force you, jabez stone -- but -- it's only for your own good.	I'll look out for myself! ... Now go away -- leave me alone.
what grange?	That farmers' association -- we were talking about the other day.
howdy, mr. stone. we've come round to ask you if you made up your mind to join the grange?	What Grange?
what do you want?	Howdy, Mr. Stone. We've come round to ask you if you made up your mind to join the Grange?
why not! there's a bill up in congress to give us a uniform law of bankruptcy. daniel webster is fighting for it right now--	Black Dan'l?
i am just thinkin' -- now they mightn't like the idea down in washington.	Why not! There's a bill up in Congress to give us a uniform law of bankruptcy. Daniel Webster is fighting for it right now--
that's fair enough, jabez. man's got a right to mull things over. we'll drive round again, week or so.	I am just thinkin' -- now they mightn't like the idea down in Washington.
sure does. but i'll have to sleep on it a couple of nights.	That's fair enough, Jabez. Man's got a right to mull things over. We'll drive round again, week or so.
sure am.	Yes, it's the debt and the lien and the mortgage that eats up the farmer!
are you one of old stevens' customers too?	Sure am.
too bad it didn't happen to miser stevens.	Are you one of old Stevens' customers too?
loan shark -- hey?	Too bad it didn't happen to Miser Stevens.
belle.	Belle --
never mind. what's your name?	Belle.
she couldn't be gone!	But she is -- I've taken her place. Don't you remember -- you wrote me a letter. Mrs. Stone was too ill.
no. she's gone.	She couldn't be gone!
you're not -- dorothy.	No. She's gone.
i do -- and i think you should too.	Stevens -- what's all this leading up to? You know something. Come on! Out with it -- you know something about me!
huh? -- what's that?  well -- what about it? who cares, anyhow?	I do -- and I think you should too.
what if one hasn't a soul any more? what of that?	Huh? -- What's that?  Well -- what about it? Who cares, anyhow?
all right -- so it's buried with you!	What if one hasn't a soul any more? What of that?
don't say that -- i know it is --	All right -- so it's buried with you!
why do you fret about something that isn't there?	Don't say that -- I know it is --
but what becomes of our souls?	Why do you fret about something that isn't there?
are you plumb crazy, man! what do you think happens? we're buried -- that's all.	But what becomes of our souls?
-- of what happens after we die!	Are you plumb crazy, man! What do you think happens? We're buried -- that's all.
afraid ... of what?	-- of what happens after we die!
you are afraid!	Afraid ... of what?
what's the matter with you?	You are afraid!
almost seven.  no -- no, he's not seven yet i am sure --	Well -- it seems to me -- I remember when you paid me--
what a fine boy you have, jabez. how old is he now?	Almost seven.  No -- no, he's not seven yet I am sure --
now run along, daniel.	What a fine boy you have, Jabez. How old is he now?
where's everybody?	I dunno -- I can't figure it out. I've invited them all. Why don't they come?
no, you're not.	Where's everybody?
good evening -- i'm sorry, jabez -- i'm a little late.	No, you're not.
yes, i wanted to get here before the others.... i want to talk to you alone.	Some other time, Stevens.
hello, stevens ... you're early today.	Yes, I wanted to get here before the others.... I want to talk to you alone.
mornin', jabez ...	Hello, Stevens ... you're early today.
real! sheriff, you are a witness that this money is paid me voluntarily, and while it does not satisfy the mortgage, it has become my property.	Doesn't satisfy, eh? Well -- that's too bad....
you know -- some folks are just lucky. others pick gold right out of the air.  like that!	Real! Sheriff, you are a witness that this money is paid me voluntarily, and while it does not satisfy the mortgage, it has become my property.
i'd like to know where you'd get it....	You know -- some folks are just lucky. Others pick gold right out of the air.  Like that!
-- in gold.	I'd like to know where you'd get it....
no, stone!	-- in gold.
i barely managed to scrape up a bit for you. i thought if i made a kind of part payment --	No, Stone!
well, stone -- have you got the money?	I barely managed to scrape up a bit for you. I thought if I made a kind of part payment --
stevens!	Well, Stone -- have you got the money?
you know darn well it is.	Gentlemen, the prosecution rests.
but, mr. stone, i am hardly to blame for the pricking of your wholly unnecessary conscience.  is this your signature?	You know darn well it is.
yes -- yes, i am the richest man -- too rich. i can't think of anything but money. that's the trouble with me.	But, Mr. Stone, I am hardly to blame for the pricking of your wholly unnecessary conscience.  Is this your signature?
yes, i did -- but you tricked me into signing it! you told me my soul was nothing ... that i could forget all about a soul, in exchange for money. that was a lie, a lie, a lie.	That is highly irrelevant to this case, Your Honor.
jabez stone -- did you or did you not sign this document?	Yes, I did -- but you tricked me into signing it! You told me my soul was nothing ... that I could forget all about a soul, in exchange for money. That was a lie, a lie, a lie.
are you willing to give me your son in exchange for an extension of our contract?	Never!
about what?	Are you willing to give me your son in exchange for an extension of our contract?
well now, mr. stone, did you make up your mind?	About what?
no! no! no! not him -- not my son -- i'd rather go with you -- right now.	Come, come, Mr. Stone, you are a little upset. It's not fair to bargain with you now. -- I'll give you until midnight, Mr. Stone, but not one minute more. Ah, then you'll come with me indeed.
i'm afraid that's hardly the sort of security i was thinking of --  you see -- there is that promising little fellow, your son ...	No! No! No! Not him -- not my son -- I'd rather go with you -- right now.
anything -- anything. -- you can have it all back -- that money -- the new house -- my farm -- the whole caboodle!	I'm afraid that's hardly the sort of security I was thinking of --  You see -- there is that promising little fellow, your son ...
suddenly you seem quite desperate, mr. stone --  -- you know i'm a good-natured man. i'm always open to reason. with a little security -- i might--	Anything -- anything. -- You can have it all back -- that money -- the new house -- my farm -- the whole caboodle!
not now! not now!  -- let me make up -- let me make up.	Suddenly you seem quite desperate, Mr. Stone --  -- You know I'm a good-natured man. I'm always open to reason. With a little security -- I might--
oh no, you violated clause five of our contract and i could collect right now, if i chose.	Not now! Not now!  -- Let me make up -- let me make up.
i have still a year -- a year to make up for everything.	Oh no, you violated clause five of our contract and I could collect right now, if I chose.
what a headstrong fellow! well -- i guess you're quite prepared to suffer the consequences.	I have still a year -- a year to make up for everything.
i'm through with you.	What a headstrong fellow! Well -- I guess you're quite prepared to suffer the consequences.
trying to break our contract again, mr. stone?	I'm through with you.
my time isn't up yet.	Trying to break our contract again, Mr. Stone?
small? oh, i see what you mean. why, they vary.  now a man like daniel webster, if i ever get hold of him, i'd have to build a special box for him and even at that, i imagine, the wing spread would be astonishing.  in your case --	My time isn't up yet.
are they all as -- small -- as that?	Small? Oh, I see what you mean. Why, they vary.  Now a man like Daniel Webster, if I ever get hold of him, I'd have to build a special box for him and even at that, I imagine, the wing spread would be astonishing.  In your case --
he ain't dead -- he's dancing in there.	He was --
.... miser stevens' soul, mr. stone. yes -- i am sorry for the disturbance.	He ain't dead -- he's dancing in there.
you promised me prosperity, happiness, love, money, friendship --	Just a minute, neighbor Stone. I promised you money and all that money can buy. I don't recall any other obligations. But let's look at the contract.
why, mr. stone, you look so worried. can i be of any service?	You promised me prosperity, happiness, love, money, friendship --
leave your tongue off of that!	Oh, certainly. I shan't even come to the christening -- it would be tactless and in wretched bad taste.  But I may send a friend of mine -- just for old sake's sake. Yes, I might do that.
but you should, now that you are becoming a father.	Leave your tongue off of that!
i don't care.	But you should, now that you are becoming a father.
oh come, neighbor stone. i wouldn't cut that tree if i were you. it means a breach of contract.	I don't care.
look here now--	Oh come, Neighbor Stone. I wouldn't cut that tree if I were you. It means a breach of contract.
good evening, neighbor stone.	Look here now--
the seventh day of april --	1840. Well, that'll take us to the seventh day of April in 1847.
yes, indeed. but not now. not for seven years. oh, i almost forgot -- what is the date?	The seventh day of April --
well, i'll be --	Yes, indeed. But not now. Not for seven years. Oh, I almost forgot -- what is the date?
excellent. a firm, fair signature. one that will last till doomsday.  my dear neighbor stone, i congratulate you! you're going to be the richest man in new hampshire!	Well, I'll be --
no, no! give it to me!	A pin, Neighbor Stone! I'm afraid, you'll have to prick your finger -- but what's a little pain to a lucky man?
well, why should that worry you. a soul -- a soul is nothing. can you see it, smell it, touch it? -- no! -- think of it -- this soul -- your soul -- a nothing, against seven whole years of good luck! you will have money and all that money can buy. upon my word, neighbor stone, if it weren't for my firm's reputation for generous dealing--	No, no! Give it to me!
what does it mean here -- about my soul?	Well, why should that worry you. A soul -- a soul is nothing. Can you see it, smell it, touch it? -- No! -- Think of it -- this soul -- your soul -- a nothing, against seven whole years of good luck! You will have money and all that money can buy. Upon my word, Neighbor Stone, if it weren't for my firm's reputation for generous dealing--
that's right, mr. stone -- there is --  -- just one little formality. i'd like your signature here -- see. and when it's done -- it's done for seven years.  it's our usual form. of course -- we may be able to take up the question of a renewal in due time.	What does it mean here -- about my soul?
it's mine?	That's right, Mr. Stone -- there is --  -- just one little formality. I'd like your signature here -- see. And when it's done -- it's done for seven years.  It's our usual form. Of course -- we may be able to take up the question of a renewal in due time.
yes, of course, people forgot -- or the men who knew about it died, you know how these things happen.	It's mine?
yes, why shouldn't it?	Yes, of course, people forgot -- or the men who knew about it died, you know how these things happen.
oh, you know the old story -- the hessian wagon train that was ambushed on the way to saratoga. some of the gold has been buried under your barn!	Yes, why shouldn't it?
where did it come from?	Oh, you know the old story -- the Hessian wagon train that was ambushed on the way to Saratoga. Some of the gold has been buried under your barn!
well, now, mister, that sounds all right. but--	A clever man like yourself -- he can find money anywhere. Money to pay his bills -- money for his wife and his children -- money to be a rich man. All he needs is a friend to point it out to him.  Like that!
of course. why man, you have one of the richest farms in the county.  you just go about it the wrong way -- so many men do. hard work -- well, that's all right for people who don't know how to do anything else. it's all right for people who aren't lucky -- but once you're lucky -- you don't work for other people. you make them work for you.	Well, now, Mister, that sounds all right. But--
opportunities?	Of course. Why man, you have one of the richest farms in the county.  You just go about it the wrong way -- so many men do. Hard work -- well, that's all right for people who don't know how to do anything else. It's all right for people who aren't lucky -- but once you're lucky -- you don't work for other people. You make them work for you.
you've had a lot of bad luck these days. and yet -- it's all so unnecessary. when i think of your opportunities --	Opportunities?
you can't say that to me! i'm new hampshire. if i say i called you, i did.  i guess i did.	You've had a lot of bad luck these days. And yet -- it's all so unnecessary. When I think of your opportunities --
do you deny that you called me? i've known people in other states who went back on their word. but i didn't expect it in new hampshire.	You can't say that to me! I'm New Hampshire. If I say I called you, I did.  I guess I did.
ma says breakfast's ready, mr. webster!	Breakfast ... Ah! ... Come along friends, Ma Stone's a cook this side of heaven.
well, i --	I know -- that was mighty queer Medford -- knew it the minute I tasted it. But it takes more than that to down Daniel Webster.
you were worried, jabez, weren't you?	Well, I --
there's no joy in it for me.	Oh, come, man, come. Just because you've sold your soul to the devil that needn't make you a teetotaler.
there's nothing like it. i saw an inchworm take a drop of it once, and he stood right up on his hind legs and bit a bee. come -- try a nip!	There's no joy in it for me.
not long -- now.	Then I'll just christen the jug, with your permission, Stone. Somehow or other, waiting's wonderfully shorter with a jug.
they make plucky women in new england.  h'm ... how long have we to wait?	Not long -- now.
i see. and this is where he'd like to collect, too.	Yes -- at midnight.
yes, mr. webster -- it was here where it all began.	I see. And this is where he'd like to collect, too.
it's here you said that you closed the deal with him?	Yes, Mr. Webster -- it was here where it all began.
no -- you haven't time -- you haven't time for your mother, or your wife, or your child.	It's your fault! You brought Daniel Webster here -- just to try to make a fool of me! You played the sneak behind my back -- made up all sorts of lies against me! You can get yourself out of my home -- go back to the other house -- that old place, where you belong -- I don't want to -- to talk to you again!
i -- i don't know what you're talking about! i -- i haven't time to listen to all this --	No -- you haven't time -- You haven't time for your mother, or your wife, or your child.
i'm sorry you can't see that, i know you could once -- you made a little speech once, that i'll always remember and i know the others do too --  they remember and they see how you have changed. that's why they didn't want to come tonight to you, jabez -- you're as blind as a burma bat, with your gold pot! mind you, it's not the money, i've been talking about, it's what you make of it.	I -- I don't know what you're talking about! I -- I haven't time to listen to all this --
they'd have a good neighbor, jabez -- and that's worth much more than anything else -- much, much more!	I'm sorry you can't see that, I know you could once -- you made a little speech once, that I'll always remember and I know the others do too --  They remember and they see how you have changed. That's why they didn't want to come tonight to you, Jabez -- you're as blind as a Burma bat, with your gold pot! Mind you, it's not the money, I've been talking about, it's what you make of it.
contracts? -- yes, they have contracts with me -- lots of 'em -- but -- but that's all right. without me and my money, they wouldn't have anything.	They'd have a good neighbor, Jabez -- and that's worth much more than anything else -- much, much more!
you, jabez stone -- you and a lot of poor farmers, hereabouts -- good men of the earth who are in trouble because of you. or -- am i wrong about those contracts, mr. stone?	Contracts? -- Yes, they have contracts with me -- lots of 'em -- but -- but that's all right. Without me and my money, they wouldn't have anything.
what -- what's on your mind?	You, Jabez Stone -- you and a lot of poor farmers, hereabouts -- good men of the earth who are in trouble because of you. Or -- am I wrong about those contracts, Mr. Stone?
that's just fine, neighbor stone -- but -- i have to be pretty careful of my seats of honor -- where i sit, i mean. you see, the whole country sort of has its eye on me, jabez -- anybody in public life has that difficulty -- even you, jabez. they watch us carefully, our neighbors and our enemies, and they see much more than we think they do -- and understand much more. my friends all like to think that i've got the good of mankind always at heart, and i've got to make sure that those i deal with have the good of mankind always at heart, too. do you know what i'm talking about, jabez?	What -- what's on your mind?
well -- mr. webster! this is a great day for me. come on in, sir. i want you to take the seat of honor and meet all my guests!	That's just fine, Neighbor Stone -- but -- I have to be pretty careful of my seats of honor -- where I sit, I mean. You see, the whole country sort of has its eye on me, Jabez -- anybody in public life has that difficulty -- even you, Jabez. They watch us carefully, our neighbors and our enemies, and they see much more than we think they do -- and understand much more. My friends all like to think that I've got the good of mankind always at heart, and I've got to make sure that those I deal with have the good of mankind always at heart, too. Do you know what I'm talking about, Jabez?
mr. webster -- i'd like you to meet my wife, mary.	Well -- I'll be -- if it isn't little Mary Sampson from Franklin.
eloquent speech, neighbor stone -- couldn't have done better myself --  -- under the circumstances.  thank you.	Mr. Webster -- I'd like you to meet my wife, Mary.
here's a man who knows what's good for dan'l webster! medford rum! ah, a breath of the promised land!  to the champion of the iron horseshoe, jabez stone!	Thanks, Mr. Webster!  To the champion of the whole United States -- Dan'l Webster!
seems like it's my fault, mr. webster.	Not at all, lad -- not at all.  For a good game of horseshoes I would always sacrifice fame and acclaim.
i don't seem to be so very popular after all -- in cross corners.	Seems like it's my fault, Mr. Webster.
thank you, mr. webster.	I don't seem to be so very popular after all -- in Cross Corners.
you win. will you ride to the village with me, mr. stone?	Thank you, Mr. Webster.
ten throws it is.	You win. Will you ride to the village with me, Mr. Stone?
ten throws -- mr. webster?	Ten throws it is.
5000 -- that's just what i owe you.	Shake!
how much?	5000 -- that's just what I owe you.
why not -- ?	How much?
oh yes -- i am -- want to bet?	Why not -- ?
you are not so sure that he'll come.	Oh yes -- I am -- want to bet?
that's fine. now you can tell people all about the house, but don't mention webster.	You are not so sure that he'll come.
well -- yes --	That's fine. Now you can tell people all about the house, but don't mention Webster.
now, squire, you're not going to let me down. we still want to do a lot of business together, don't we?	Well -- yes --
you mean that's all you had me come out here for?	Now, Squire, you're not going to let me down. We still want to do a lot of business together, don't we?
yes  siree -- that's the idea. get them all here and then say: "look, folks -- here's daniel webster, my guest of honor." golly, i can see their eyes pop already.	You mean that's all you had me come out here for?
you want me to go around --	Yes  siree -- that's the idea. Get them all here and then say: "Look, folks -- here's Daniel Webster, my guest of honor." Golly, I can see their eyes pop already.
you keep that -- that's for you. i want you to talk up the party to make sure that the best folks really come.	You want me to go around --
you think that's a joke? i had him on there too, but i was afraid dan'l webster might feel insulted.	You keep that -- that's for you. I want you to talk up the party to make sure that the best folks really come.
the only one you missed -- is the president.	You think that's a joke? I had him on there too, but I was afraid Dan'l Webster might feel insulted.
now look -- here's a list of the people i invited -- they're all the right kind of people -- or did i miss anybody?	The only one you missed -- is the President.
yes.	Now look -- here's a list of the people I invited -- they're all the right kind of people -- or did I miss anybody?
yes -- and that's the reason i wanted to talk with you. you got my invitation?	Yes.
dan'l webster?	Yes -- and that's the reason I wanted to talk with you. You got my invitation?
dan'l webster is coming to my party.	Dan'l Webster?
why of course --	Dan'l Webster is coming to my party.
oh yes -- yes. won't take a minute. can you keep a secret?	Why of course --
well, jabez -- i'm a little pressed for time. you wanted to discuss something -- some business --	Oh yes -- yes. Won't take a minute. Can you keep a secret?
how do you do, belle? how are you, jabez?  well -- mighty elegant house you got here.	You really think so?
howdy, squire! howdy! oh -- how do you do, squire.	How do you do, Belle? How are you, Jabez?  Well -- mighty elegant house you got here.
but -- i was just lucky.	Well? Don't a politician have to be?
and so, jabez stone, in the name of the whig party of cross corners, we offer you the nomination of that party for selectman.	Selectman? Selectman of the village? Me?
worst i had in years -- ahem -- starting a spring cold, i guess -- er -- don't happen to have a bit of camomile tea in the house, do you, stone?	Camomile tea!
headache -- squire?	Worst I had in years -- ahem -- starting a spring cold, I guess -- er -- don't happen to have a bit of camomile tea in the house, do you, Stone?
oh!	Headache -- Squire?
ahem -- neighbor stone, we want--	Oh!
mighty good of you to come out, squire -- sparing all this time to --  sheriff, too -- and schoolmaster -- mighty nice.	Ahem -- Neighbor Stone, we want--
ahem -- we want to have a little confidential talk with you, neighbor stone. don't like to take a man away from his planting -- but sometimes --	Come right into the parlor, won't you, folks.
why -- good morning, squire.	Morning, Jabez.
coming along, jabez?	Shall we?
jabez -- jabez!	Mary!
you must go now, mary -- you must!	All right, Jabez ...
mary! come back ...	Oh, Jabez! ...  Did you hear, Mr. Webster? --  Now you'll help him, won't you?
jabez!	Mary! Come back ...
mr. webster ... wait! ...  mary!	Jabez!
it's -- different, jabez -- that's all.	What's the matter with 'em? Why don't they come?
think this room is larger than anything webster's got at marshfield? you've been there. what about it, mary?	It's -- different, Jabez -- that's all.
why don't they come --	I don't know, Jabez.
well -- i am worried about the way you've changed. that was one thing you said you'd never do -- remember?	Oh, for heaven's sake, leave me alone!
it shows on your face.	Well -- I am worried about the way you've changed. That was one thing you said you'd never do -- remember?
but jabez, i never said that!	It shows on your face.
he's my son and i like him the way he is. why do you always have to pick on him? if it's not the boy it's me. you don't like the way i live -- you don't like my friends, or my new house -- or anything.	But Jabez, I never said that!
my fault? ... oh, jabez -- all i want is to be proud of him. he can be such a fine boy, if we show him how to be.	He's my son and I like him the way he is. Why do you always have to pick on him? If it's not the boy it's me. You don't like the way I live -- you don't like my friends, or my new house -- or anything.
isn't that your own fault?	My fault? ... Oh, Jabez -- all I want is to be proud of him. He can be such a fine boy, if we show him how to be.
jabez -- how can you let her talk like that when the boy is present? he won't respect me any more.	Isn't that your own fault?
i am going to lock him up.	You're not supposed to punish my son, Mary.
what happened.... where are you taking him?	I am going to lock him up.
what in sugar hill's the matter with him?	Nothing, Jabez -- just natural for a baby to cry, sometimes.  Shh, little Daniel -- sleep -- sleep --
potato bug sits on the leaf in the sun, sleep, sleep, my baby -- raccoon sits in the spruce all night, sleep, baby, sleep --	What in sugar hill's the matter with him?
well -- i -- i-	Don't be cross with him, Ma. This don't happen every day.
mary --	Hello, Jabez --  Here's your son.
ruined -- all the fields -- ruined.	Mary -- but look -- it didn't touch an ear of my corn -- we'll have a rich harvest.
jabez -- once you said we'd never change --	I wasn't used to being big -- wasn't used to thinking in big ways. Now, I've made up my mind.
no, no. i don't want to be idle.	And I don't want to have a washwoman for a wife.
well -- that's the last time -- we'll have servants to do it.	No, no. I don't want to be idle.
but jabez -- the washing has to be done --	Well -- that's the last time -- we'll have servants to do it.
but it's not very becoming to you to have your hands in the suds -- when the squire and his wife --	But Jabez -- the washing has to be done --
it's very becoming to you, mr. selectman.	But it's not very becoming to you to have your hands in the suds -- when the Squire and his wife --
i'm serious.	It's very becoming to you, Mr. Selectman.
yes, mr. selectman!	I'm serious.
that's one thing i want to talk to you about, mary.	Yes, Mr. Selectman!
i'll never get my washing done.	That's one thing I want to talk to you about, Mary.
you could have knocked me down with a feather -- selectman -- me.	I'll never get my washing done.
mary! i'm -- selectman of cross corners!	Oh -- Jabez.
i'll get it, jabez.	Thanks, Mary.
mary, get three cups of camomile tea for the squire and the rest. they all feel colds coming on.	I'll get it, Jabez.
mary --	Jabez --
don't take cold, jabez.  come -- it's warm in here.	Mary --
yes -- you are right, mary. i can almost hear the little blades of grass a-starting up -- all the seeds a-stirring underneath the ground --	Don't take cold, Jabez.  Come -- it's warm in here.
there's hope and promise in it, jabez -- planting and promise of good harvest to come.	Yes -- you are right, Mary. I can almost hear the little blades of grass a-starting up -- All the seeds a-stirring underneath the ground --
you'll never change -- will you?	Mary -- you just wait and see -- It's all -- just the beginning -- just the beginning -- of everything. I'll be the biggest man in New Hampshire and you'll be the wife of the biggest man.
there is nothing to worry about now.	You'll never change -- will you?
worried!	There is nothing to worry about now.
tired?	Worried!
but i'm glad to be home again --	Tired?
oh, jabez -- it was a wonderful day --	But I'm glad to be home again --
remember, mary, how he said it: "couldn't have done better myself, jabez stone," and it was my first speech. i don't know what came into me, mary. i just stood up and the words came flowing like water out of my mouth.	Oh, Jabez -- it was a wonderful day --
we must go on home, jabez.	Yes, Mary.  It's been a long day.
what do you think of that, jabez?	Looks right elegant, Mary.
will you come into town with me tomorrow?	I'd love to.
it feels fine now, jabez.	Will you come into town with me tomorrow?
well -- i -- i don't know -- i would pay our debts and well -- maybe get a new bonnet, but -- really -- i think i would live the same.	Mary -- look! Hessian gold. I found it in the barn.
mary -- what would you do?	Well -- I -- I don't know -- I would pay our debts and well -- maybe get a new bonnet, but -- really -- I think I would live the same.
jabez!	Mary -- what would you do?
mary -- what would you do with a pot o' gold?	Jabez!
i'll get the doctor.	No, Jabez -- all I need is some rest -- You go and pay our debt. Everything'll be all right then ... everything.
jabez ...	Mary -- how do you feel?
mary--	Jabez ...
oh jabez! and we were counting on ...  it's a lovely calf.	You're right, Mary it's a fine calf. That's why Stevens'll take it for the rest of the payment.
seed alone won't do, mary. we have to throw the calf in.	Oh Jabez! And we were counting on ...  It's a lovely calf.
jabez!	Seed alone won't do, Mary. We have to throw the calf in.
jabez -- you ought to talk to tom about joining the grange.	I will, Mary -- always thought a man could be stronger alone -- seems I've been wrong about that.
mary, i'm a farmer -- always will be. to me seed isn't a thing to pay debts with, it's alive, more alive than anything -- but i guess you're right. we just got to do it. oh -- how's it all going to end?	Jabez -- you ought to talk to Tom about joining the Grange.
you always said, the field uphill needs a rest, but if you think --	Mary, I'm a farmer -- always will be. To me seed isn't a thing to pay debts with, it's alive, more alive than anything -- but I guess you're right. We just got to do it. Oh -- how's it all going to end?
to save us work on the spring plowing?	You always said, the field uphill needs a rest, but if you think --
jabez! couldn't you take a sack of seed instead?	To save us work on the spring plowing?
if the pig hadn't broke his leg, we could have taken him.	Jabez! Couldn't you take a sack of seed instead?
it's all right, jabez. we'll find something to pay stevens.	If the pig hadn't broke his leg, we could have taken him.
yes -- i had to pay the vet in full. he just wouldn't have treated the horse this time. after all, we can't very well do without a horse.	It's all right, Jabez. We'll find something to pay Stevens.
not all of it?	Yes -- I had to pay the vet in full. He just wouldn't have treated the horse this time. After all, we can't very well do without a horse.
mary -- it's gone.	Not all of it?
do you think i'm grudging it?	Mary -- it's gone.
your butter money?	Do you think I'm grudging it?
we can still use my butter money.	Your butter money?
well -- what are we going to do?	We can still use my butter money.
that's wonderful language. it would move a stone.	If it would only move old Miser Stevens -- We've still got to pay him.
" ... and if the final vote shall leave thousands of our fellow citizens and their families in hopeless distress, can we -- members of the government -- go to our beds with a clear conscience, can we, without self- reproach, supplicate the almighty mercy to forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors?	That's wonderful language. It would move a stone.
who is it?	It's Tom Sharp and two other fellers -- Oh, glory -- where's my pants?
well, i'll be -- there's a rig, turning in, by the gate.	Who is it?
he's stubborn as a stone.	Hold the splint tighter -- it's almost done.  Go on reading, Ma. This man, Job, he had troubles, didn't he?
jabez, don't you remember your own wedding? we said it's for better or worse. we said it's for richer or poorer.	That's what we said.
i remember dad used to say sometimes, when they were handing out hard luck, the farmers got there first.	Jabez, don't you remember your own wedding? We said it's for better or worse. We said it's for richer or poorer.
yep.	I remember Dad used to say sometimes, when they were handing out hard luck, the farmers got there first.
oh, jabez.	Yep.
i think his leg is broken.	Oh, Jabez.
now, jabez! i've got on my sunday bonnet and i'm going to church with my husband. almost the first time since the beginning of winter -- and if that isn't an occasion, i don't know what is.	You're right, Mary.
what is that smile on your face?  is there anything wrong with me?	Now, Jabez! I've got on my Sunday bonnet and I'm going to church with my husband. Almost the first time since the beginning of winter -- and if that isn't an occasion, I don't know what is.
he only wants you to throw the stick for him, jabez. i guess he's feeling the spring a-coming, too.	All right -- only he needn't dirty my pants!
down, shep! down!	He only wants you to throw the stick for him, Jabez. I guess he's feeling the spring a-coming, too.
coming.	Down, Shep! Down!
jabez -- help!	Coming.
ma -- ma -- it's all right, ma!	Of course it's all right, son. You had Daniel Webster, didn't ye?  Breakfast's ready!  I've made a special surprise for Mr. Webster.
ma! ...  where's mary ... and little dan'l?	Gone with Daniel Webster -- to Marshfield, son.... You told Mary to go--
my son ... what's the matter?	Ma! ...  Where's Mary ... and little Dan'l?
i want you to fix these fish!	And I say she won't! I'll not have the scorn of God on this place -- with the smell of fish in it, polluting up the Sabbath!  And as for you -- let me tell you, young woman...!
you go down and see what's keeping dorothy.	Sure, Ma.
golly, ma --  consarn that music! shouldn't a-had the harvest festival tonight.	Fiddlesticks! She don't hear it. Got better music to listen to than that.  There -- that's what I mean.
you'll be a father any minute now.	Golly, Ma --  Consarn that music! Shouldn't a-had the harvest festival tonight.
ma -- is she? --	You'll be a father any minute now.
now that's the way to talk, son! i know you worked hard for that crop. but we'll make out.	Make out? We'll do better than that!  I never thought I'd be glad for bad luck, but I am. I never thought I'd be glad of a hail storm at harvest time, but I am! Oh, bless ye the works of the Lord in the hail and the storm and the rain!
i say -- it don't matter.	Now that's the way to talk, Son! I know you worked hard for that crop. But we'll make out.
what's that you say, son?	I say -- it don't matter.
it don't matter!	What's that you say, Son?
oh, here you are, jabez. lan's, i was worried about you.... hail in august! the crops will be ruined!	It don't matter!
ma -- and yet, a man could change that, couldn't he?	A man can always change things, Son. That's what makes him different from barnyard critters.
you see, son? i'm old and i've lived. when a man gets his money in bad ways -- when he sees the better course and takes the worse -- then the devil is in his heart -- and that fixes him.	Ma -- and yet, a man could change that, couldn't he?
wouldn't profit him none.	You see, son? I'm old and I've lived. When a man gets his money in bad ways -- when he sees the better course and takes the worse -- then the devil is in his heart -- and that fixes him.
i know, ma, but -- suppose a man got his money in bad ways --	Wouldn't profit him none.
why, that's just sense, son. now a man like daniel webster -- guess they pay him high for what he does. but he's worth it -- and he helps others. makes all the difference.	I know, Ma, but -- Suppose a man got his money in bad ways --
do you really think that?	Why, that's just sense, Son. Now a man like Daniel Webster -- guess they pay him high for what he does. But he's worth it -- and he helps others. Makes all the difference.
i figure that depends a mite on how you get it and how you spend it, son.	Do you really think that?
money -- money's a funny thing, ain't it, ma?	I figure that depends a mite on how you get it and how you spend it, Son.
me -- a son.	Money -- money's a funny thing, ain't it, Ma?
lan's, i'd think you was having the baby, to hear you.	Me -- a son.
i feel -- fidgety, ma -- not right at all.	Lan's, I'd think you was having the baby, to hear you.
well, thank the lord you can always depend on new england for weather. we've got enough for the whole united states.	I feel -- fidgety, Ma -- not right at all.
queer sort of weather we're having -- queer like everything else.	Well, thank the Lord you can always depend on New England for weather. We've got enough for the whole United States.
my son! do you really think, ma....	Oh, go along with you! As if it mattered to a grandma! But p'raps you got an even chance.
it won't be the first baby ever born in this house.  there! made me drop a stitch!  sit down, you make me nervous!  lan's, that's the way a man always is. thinks his son's the most important thing in the world.	My son! Do you really think, Ma....
well, son, i'm glad to see a stone come up in the world again.	Now look here, Ma. I'm not a boy anymore. I want that understood. I don't aim to stay a one-horse farmer the rest of my life. Mary's got to be the kind of wife a -- a big man needs --
well -- that's comforting!  supper.	Say, Mary, how is your shoulder?
most outlandish thing i ever heard tell.  don't seem right, somehow!	But it's true. Take 'em up in your hands, Mary -- feel 'em -- they're real all right.  Aren't you glad?
yes -- i was getting the seed -- i stumbled -- i saw one of the boards warped up a bit -- and -- there it was.	Most outlandish thing I ever heard tell.  Don't seem right, somehow!
you found it in the barn, hey?	Yes -- I was getting the seed -- I stumbled -- I saw one of the boards warped up a bit -- and -- there it was.
hush up such talk, jabez!	I can't help it. I mean it, I tell you. I've had more than my share. Nothing ever goes right for me -- nothing!
and why should i? let him howl if it makes him feel good.  consarn it. he's better off than i am! i wish i could tell him...  ... up there, just what i think.	Hush up such talk, Jabez!
well ... make him keep quiet.	And why should I? Let him howl if it makes him feel good.  Consarn it. He's better off than I am! I wish I could tell Him...  ... up there, just what I think.
i dunno.	Well ... make him keep quiet.
what's ailing that dog?	I dunno.
helps sometimes to say it.	All right, son -- if it helps.
that's a word you're too free with lately, jabez, consarn this and consarn that ...	Helps sometimes to say it.
yes -- and you figgered right, consarn it!	That's a word you're too free with lately, Jabez, consarn this and consarn that ...
i just figgered -- knew you didn't have enough bills.	Yes -- and you figgered right, consarn it!
how'd you know to have the calf ready, ma?	I just figgered -- knew you didn't have enough bills.
there! guess that ought to hold good. put him down here, by the fire, mary.  but we don't want to get him too close -- we'll have roast pork for supper.	Not on the Sabbath you won't, Jabez!
that's right, ma -- we ain't licked yet. a stone's never licked till he's dead -- that's what dad used to say, didn't he, ma?	There! Guess that ought to hold good. Put him down here, by the fire, Mary.  But we don't want to get him too close -- we'll have roast pork for supper.
now, jabez stone -- as for what you're calling hard luck -- well, we made new england out of it. that and codfish.	That's right, Ma -- we ain't licked yet. A Stone's never licked till he's dead -- that's what Dad used to say, didn't he, Ma?
hard luck -- like me.	Now, Jabez Stone -- as for what you're calling hard luck -- well, we made New England out of it. That and codfish.
you know that, son.	Hard luck -- like me.
jabez! what kind of talk is that for the sabbath? and me a-reading the holy word!	Sorry, Ma -- but this consar-- this little pig --  He won't let me fix him --
consarn the consarn --	Jabez! What kind of talk is that for the Sabbath? And me a-reading the holy word!
"there was a man in the land of uz whose name was job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared god and eschewed evil."	Consarn the consarn --
jabez -- seems  like i've been hearing talk around. reverend harper thinks more cross corners folk oughter be in church, sabbath morning.	Belle, give the Sheriff a cup of rum.
come in, sheriff.	Jabez -- seems  like I've been hearing talk around. Reverend Harper thinks more Cross Corners folk oughter be in church, Sabbath morning.
it seems such an obvious candidature to us all.	Very well, folks. I accept.
hello, jabez -- i was just talking to stevens about a little extension on your payment.	And you didn't get it, hey? Come on, we'll have another talk with him.
hello, sheriff.	Hello, Jabez -- I was just talking to Stevens about a little extension on your payment.
let him try it.	The law is the law. Good-bye, Mary.
wish i could really do something for you. but you know stevens. he'll throw you off your farm tomorrow if you don't pay him tonight.	Let him try it.
it's all right, sheriff.	Wish I could really do something for you. But you know Stevens. He'll throw you off your farm tomorrow if you don't pay him tonight.
yep -- you can't get around that mortgage. -- i'm sorry, jabez.	It's all right, Sheriff.
be sure to let me know if daniel is over there.	I won't forget.
ah, fiddlesticks -- you are old enough to know what you are doing.	Be sure to let me know if Daniel is over there.
you aren't angry with me?	Ah, fiddlesticks -- you are old enough to know what you are doing.
so you've made up your mind to go to the party.	You aren't angry with me?
what's that?	I said you should stop worrying because I've made up my mind!
worried about me! well, you just stop it!	What's that?
me? why, look here, mary stone -- i'm worried about you, that's all.	Worried about me! Well, you just stop it!
now, ma -- you just try to set an example for me, and keep hold of yourself.	Me? Why, look here, Mary Stone -- I'm worried about you, that's all.
fox hunting -- a stone going fox hunting on a week day -- and the earth crying out for the touch of him!	Now, Ma -- You just try to set an example for me, and keep hold of yourself.
she'll do nothing of the kind! she's going to church with me, right away!	Jabez -- for the good of your soul ... please come with us.
mary! ready? first bell's a-ringing!	Yes, Ma -- I'm ready --
the new girl -- jabez says; she is from over the mountain.	What mountain?
what a nice -- and kind girl --  who is she --?	The new girl -- Jabez says; she is from over the mountain.
you know, ma, why the squire came to see jabez?	Yes, Mrs. Slossum told me -- Lucy can't even keep a secret -- Selectman -- my son -- well, who would have thought of that?
i'll try hard -- i just can't take it all in.	H'm. Hessian gold. Well -- hope it'll do us more good than it did the Hessians.
let her be, son. she'll do all right. you better get yourself straightened out.	Yes, Jabez -- don't worry.
that is -- if you don't mind changing the lesson, ma.	Land sakes, I don't mind. I never did hold much with Job, even if he is Scripture. He took on too much to suit me. I don't want to malign the man, but he always sounded to me as if he came from Massachusetts. Yes, Mary, you go ahead and read.
well, i guess we won't be going to church today.	I guess we won't.
mary -- jabez --	Coming, Ma.
you throw mighty far, jabez -- almost into the pigsty.	Mary -- Jabez --
of course. and you tell your father for me -- we may be on opposite sides of the fence, but i'm always glad to hear of a man who holds to his own opinions. as long as people do that -- the country's all right. do you understand, martin?	Yes, sir -- I guess I do -- Gee --
gee, would you, mr. webster? honest?	Of course. And you tell your father for me -- we may be on opposite sides of the fence, but I'm always glad to hear of a man who holds to his own opinions. As long as people do that -- the country's all right. Do you understand, Martin?
well, martin, i only wear them in washington -- that's the trouble. but if you ever come down there, i'll show them to you.	Gee, would you, Mr. Webster? Honest?
martin van buren aldrich and my pa's the only democrat in cross corners. he said you had horns and a tall, mr. webster, but i ain't seen 'em yet.	Well, Martin, I only wear them in Washington -- that's the trouble. But if you ever come down there, I'll show them to you.
what are you looking for, colonel?  what's your name?	Martin Van Buren Aldrich and my Pa's the only Democrat in Cross Corners. He said you had horns and a tall, Mr. Webster, but I ain't seen 'em yet.
there is nothing like a good old country breakfast. where's ma?	She'll be here in a moment. She has a special surprise for you.
mr. webster -- you will help him?	I'll do my best, Mary.
mary -- what love and trust could do for your husband, you've done. and frankly, in a very few moments, this is going to be no place for a lady.	Mr. Webster -- you will help him?
jabez ...	Mary -- what love and trust could do for your husband, you've done. And frankly, in a very few moments, this is going to be no place for a lady.
oh -- mr. webster -- i'm so glad you came!	Are you, Mary?  Well, I guess I'm glad myself -- seeing as how you feel this way.  Party seems to be quite a success.  Lots of guests, anyhow.
oh, could you, mr. webster ?	And now come on, Mary. I want to show you the all-fired biggest parsnips in the whole United States, raised right here in Marshfield -- of course!
mary -- you've talked to me as you might have talked to your father and i believe he wants me to help you a little. you see, sometimes we think we're licked in this life -- but we weren't put here to be licked. don't you believe it. sometimes the shadows seem to get hold of us -- the shadows and the evil -- but it is still up to us to fight. now i was thinking before you came, of coming over to cross corners end of the month, to get acquainted with my godson -- and other things.	Oh, could you, Mr. Webster ?
you see, i don't care if we are rich or poor -- i don't care if we're big or small, all i care about is jabez. he was the first man i loved. he never used to care about money -- we were poor as job's turkey, but none of us minded. now i've seen him drive the poor from the door, and we used to be poor ourselves. i've seen him get hard and mean, and he isn't hard or mean. i've heard him mock at the church bells -- the bells that rang for our wedding. that's not like him, mr. webster -- it must be my fault somehow -- my fault.	Mary -- you've talked to me as you might have talked to your father and I believe he wants me to help you a little. You see, sometimes we think we're licked in this life -- but we weren't put here to be licked. Don't you believe it. Sometimes the shadows seem to get hold of us -- the shadows and the evil -- but it is still up to us to fight. Now I was thinking before you came, of coming over to Cross Corners end of the month, to get acquainted with my Godson -- and other things.
you don't have to defend him to me, mary -- i've been called names myself.	You see, I don't care if we are rich or poor -- I don't care if we're big or small, all I care about is Jabez. He was the first man I loved. He never used to care about money -- we were poor as Job's turkey, but none of us minded. Now I've seen him drive the poor from the door, and we used to be poor ourselves. I've seen him get hard and mean, and he isn't hard or mean. I've heard him mock at the church bells -- the bells that rang for our wedding. That's not like him, Mr. Webster -- It must be my fault somehow -- my fault.
mr. webster, you mustn't believe all that people say.	You don't have to defend him to me, Mary -- I've been called names myself.
i've heard some odd things about jabez lately -- he seems to make the wrong kind of name for himself.	Mr. Webster, you mustn't believe all that people say.
why -- yes -- it's hard to put it into words, mr. webster. there's this matter of little daniel's schooling and the new house -- and well -- there's something else that's wrong -- it gets worse, year after year -- it's like a shadow growing -- i can't really talk about it, even to ma -- she puts it all on jabez and i won't stand for that.	I've heard some odd things about Jabez lately -- he seems to make the wrong kind of name for himself.
yes, you've chatted a lot, woman-like nibbling around the edge -- but, mary, forgive an old lawyer's legal mind, i don't think you ever once came to the point. and there is a point, isn't there?	Why -- yes -- it's hard to put it into words, Mr. Webster. There's this matter of little Daniel's schooling and the new house -- and well -- there's something else that's wrong -- it gets worse, year after year -- it's like a shadow growing -- I can't really talk about it, even to Ma -- she puts it all on Jabez and I won't stand for that.
goodness, mr. webster, i've done nothing but talk about that all through dinner.	Yes, you've chatted a lot, woman-like nibbling around the edge -- But, Mary, forgive an old lawyer's legal mind, I don't think you ever once came to the point. And there is a point, isn't there?
no, you wouldn't -- you're not the sort of woman that's afraid of smoke -- or fire -- but now let's talk about your affairs.	Goodness, Mr. Webster, I've done nothing but talk about that all through dinner.
of course not --	No, you wouldn't -- You're not the sort of woman that's afraid of smoke -- or fire -- But now let's talk about your affairs.
well -- she hardly ever comes here -- she's not the type of woman who cares to live in the country. yes -- i'm all on my own -- sometimes it makes you feel a little lonely --  do you mind if i indulge?	Of course not --
no, really, thank you. -- is mrs. webster coming back soon?	Well -- she hardly ever comes here -- she's not the type of woman who cares to live in the country. Yes -- I'm all on my own -- sometimes it makes you feel a little lonely --  Do you mind if I indulge?
well mary, it's too bad i didn't know -- i would have given you a real dinner, but with my wife being in washington -- have another piece of pie --	No, really, thank you. -- Is Mrs. Webster coming back soon?
you've got a smart man, mrs. stone. hang onto him.	-- I'm going to try, Mr. Webster.
it is.	You've got a smart man, Mrs. Stone. Hang onto him.
just someone from new hampshire!	Why, that's different!  Well, boys, I guess we'll knock off. I've got to see a friend.
if it's the british minister, take him around to the pantry and give him some madeira --	Just someone from New Hampshire!
someone to see you, dan'l!	If it's the British Minister, take him around to the pantry and give him some Madeira --
hullooo!	Someone to see you, Dan'l!
hey there, dan'l! black dan'l!	Hullooo!
my congratulations -- as between two gentlemen.	Why, you long-barreled, slab-sided, lantern- jawed, note-shaving crook, be off with you ...
your honor -- gentlemen of the jury -- this case need not detain us long. it concerns one thing alone -- the transference, barter and sale of a certain piece of property, to wit, his soul by jabez stone. that transference, barter or sale is attested by a deed. i offer that deed in evidence and mark it exhibit a.	I object.
the quick or the dead! you have said it.  may -- the best man win, mr. webster!	I'll drink to that, Mr. Scratch!
let it be the quick or the dead -- so it is an american judge and an american jury!	The quick or the dead! You have said it.  May -- the best man win, Mr. Webster!
very well. -- you shall have your trial, mr. webster. the case is hardly one for an ordinary jury --	Let it be the quick or the dead -- So it is an American judge and an American jury!
i do! if i can't win this case with a jury, you shall have me, too. if two new hampshire men aren't a match for the devil, we'd better give this country back to the indians.	Very well. -- You shall have your trial, Mr. Webster. The case is hardly one for an ordinary jury --
you mean -- a jury trial?	I do! If I can't win this case with a jury, you shall have me, too. If two New Hampshire men aren't a match for the devil, we'd better give this country back to the Indians.
then i stand on the constitution! i demand a trial for my client.	You mean -- a jury trial?
and who with better right? when the first wrong was done to the first indian, i was there. when the first slaver put out for the congo, i stood on the deck. am i not spoken of, still, in every church in new england? 'tis true, the north claims me for a southerner, and the south for a northerner, but i am neither. to tell the truth, mr. webster, though i don't like to boast of it, my name is older in the country than yours.	Then I stand on the Constitution! I demand a trial for my client.
well, i never heard the dev-- of your claiming american citizenship.	And who with better right? When the first wrong was done to the first Indian, I was there. When the first slaver put out for the Congo, I stood on the deck. Am I not spoken of, still, in every church in New England? 'Tis true, the North claims me for a Southerner, and the South for a Northerner, but I am neither. To tell the truth, Mr. Webster, though I don't like to boast of it, my name is older in the country than yours.
foreign? and who calls me a foreigner?	Well, I never heard the dev-- of your claiming American citizenship.
h'm. this appears -- i say appears -- to be properly drawn. but you shall not have this man! a man isn't property! mr. stone is an american citizen, and no american citizen may be forced into the service of a foreign prince.	Foreign? And who calls me a foreigner?
there, mr. webster.  all open and above-board and in due and legal form.	H'm. This appears -- I say appears -- to be properly drawn. But you shall not have this man! A man isn't property! Mr. Stone is an American citizen, and no American citizen may be forced into the service of a foreign prince.
not so fast, mr. scratch. produce your evidence -- if you have it.	There, Mr. Webster.  All open and above-board and in due and legal form.
your spirited efforts on behalf of your clients do you credit, mr. webster -- if you have no more arguments to adduce i'll take him along now.	Not so fast, Mr. Scratch. Produce your evidence -- if you have it.
talk has never proved that question, mr. webster!  cup for cup -- what do you say?	Cup for cup!
there isn't enough medford rum in the whole of new hampshire to make me sleepy.	Talk has never proved that question, Mr. Webster!  Cup for cup -- what do you say?
oh ..  not that you ever get drunk! no, indeed! but a kind of overpowering lassitude or, more plainly, a deep and enveloping sleep.	There isn't enough Medford rum in the whole of New Hampshire to make me sleepy.
me?	Oh ..  not that you ever get drunk! No, indeed! But a kind of overpowering lassitude or, more plainly, a deep and enveloping sleep.
it even kicked back -- once at you, didn't it?	Me?
why, certainly -- but be careful, mr. scratch -- medford rum has an uncanny habit of kicking back, even with old-timers like yourself.	It even kicked back -- once at you, didn't it?
scratch will do for the evening. may i -- join you?	Why, certainly -- but be careful, Mr. Scratch -- Medford rum has an uncanny habit of kicking back, even with old-timers like yourself.
attorney of record for jabez stone. might i ask your name?	Scratch will do for the evening. May I -- join you?
mr. webster, i presume?	Attorney of record for Jabez Stone. Might I ask your name?
say, that's pretty good, young man.	Pretty good -- that's perfect!
i'll be there, too!	Say, that's pretty good, young man.
i'd rather see you on the side of the opposition.	I'll be there, too!
with the presidential election coming up, i thought i could be of some help, sir.	I'd rather see you on the side of the opposition.
oh -- it's you again. what do you want?	With the presidential election coming up, I thought I could be of some help, sir.
it's only a short drive, mr. webster.	Oh -- it's you again. What do you want?
i can't be honest with them.	Oh, that's what you want -- well, you can be perfectly honest with Jabez Stone -- now.
why don't you?	I can't be honest with them.
no, no ...  i want to talk to men ... to people in cross corners ...to my neighbors ...	Why don't you?
you can talk to me ...	No, no ...  I want to talk to men ... to people in Cross Corners ...to my neighbors ...
i want someone to talk to ...	You can talk to me ...
the loneliness? lonely with all your gold, mister stevens? that hardly makes sense.	I want someone to talk to ...
that isn't it. it's ... the loneliness, mr. scratch ... the loneliness!	The loneliness? Lonely with all your gold, Mister Stevens? That hardly makes sense.
my money? why, mister stevens? what a quaint idea. come over to the door. i want to speak to you privately. stop throwing away that money. we mustn't let people see any softness in you, mister stevens.... people take advantage of softness, you know. come out of there -- i'll give you an extension if you'll forget this stupid repentance idea.	That isn't it. It's ... the loneliness, Mr. Scratch ... the loneliness!
i wanted to give it all to the church.	My money? Why, Mister Stevens? What a quaint idea. Come over to the door. I want to speak to you privately. Stop throwing away that money. We mustn't let people see any softness in you, Mister Stevens.... People take advantage of softness, you know. Come out of there -- I'll give you an extension if you'll forget this stupid repentance idea.
you're all right, argyle.	Just remember that when you sign for the tip.  They're paying for it, so don't be shy.
what is it don't work out that way? where you gonna stay?	I'll find someplace.
it's corny, but i could live with it.	What is it don't work out that way? Where you gonna stay?
so, you go on upstairs to the party, your lady sees you, you run into each other's arms.  music comes up, you live happily ever after, that it?	It's corny, but I could live with it.
how 'bout some christmas music?	That is Christmas music.
mind if i play some tunes?	How 'bout some Christmas music?
like i said, argyle...you're fast.	Mind if I play some tunes?
you mean you thought she wouldn't make it out here and she'd come crawling on back, so why bother to pack?	Like I said, Argyle...you're fast.
'cause i'm a new york cop who used to be a new york kid, and i got six months backlog of new york scumbags i'm still trying to put behind bars. i don't just get up and move.	You mean you thought she wouldn't make it out here and she'd come crawling on back, so why bother to pack?
so, why didn't you come?	'Cause I'm a New York cop who used to be a New York kid, and I got six months backlog of New York scumbags I'm still trying to put behind bars. I don't just get up and move.
closer to japan.  you're fast.	So, why didn't you come?
but meant her moving here.	Closer to Japan.  You're fast.
she had a good job, it turned into a great career.	But meant her moving here.
so, you divorced of what?	She had a good job, it turned into a great career.
it's okay, it's okay.	So, you divorced of what?
hey, i'm sorry.  when i was a cabdriver, see, people expected a little chit chat, a little eccentricity and comaraderie, i forgot how stuck up you limo guys were, so excuse me.	It's okay, it's okay.
you're nosey, you know that, argyle?	Hey, I'm sorry.  When I was a cabdriver, see, people expected a little chit chat, a little eccentricity and comaraderie, I forgot how stuck up you limo guys were, so excuse me.
meanwhile, you still live in new york?	You're nosey, you know that, Argyle?
the past six months.	Meanwhile, you still live in New York?
the girl was off today.  hey, i didn't expect you to sit up front.  so, your lady live out here?	The past six months.
married.	The girl was off today.  Hey, I didn't expect you to sit up front.  So, your lady live out here?
if your friend is hot to trot...i know a couple of mama bears.  ...or is he married?	Married.
do i?  i'm sorry.  you're gonna have to help me, man.  this is my first time driving a limo.	That's okay.  This is my first time riding in one.
argyle.  don't you take this stuff?	Do I?  I'm sorry.  You're gonna have to help me, man.  This is my first time driving a limo.
argyle.  i'm your limo driver.  hey, nice bag.	Argyle.  Don't you take this stuff?
i'm john mcclane.	Argyle.  I'm your limo driver.  Hey, nice bag.
-- ten blocks?  are you crazy?  it's christmas eve, thousands of people -- the mayor'll scream bloody murder --	We must shut down the building.  Go wider --!
no, sir.	If he's not a terrorist, and he's not a hostage...he's just not part of the equation.
one of yours?	No, sir.
dwayne robinson, lapd.  i'm in charge here.	Not any more.
i'm special agent johnson of the fbi. this is agent johnson...no relation.	Dwayne Robinson, LAPD.  I'm in charge here.
what are you going to do?	Hey, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast.  I can handle these clowns.  I want to talk to Hans.  Hans! Sprickenzie talk?
i'm tired of sitting here waiting to see who gets us killed first... them...or your husband.  hi there.	What are you going to do?
where are you going?	I'm tired of sitting here waiting to see who gets us killed first... them...or your husband.  Hi there.
his 'job' is 3000 miles away.  without him, they might let us go...at least we have a chance...	Tell that to Mr. Takagi.
how about his job?	His 'job' is 3000 miles away.  Without him, they might let us go...at least we have a chance...
john?  christ, he could fuck this whole thing up...what does he think he's doing?	How about his job?
john.	John?  Christ, he could fuck this whole thing up...what does he think he's doing?
the police...?	John.
they don't look happy...something's gone wrong.	The police...?
what's happening?	They don't look happy...something's gone wrong.
that asshole's not my friend! i barely know him!  i hate his fucking guts --  -- ellis, for christ's sake, tell him you don't mean shit to me --	John, how can you say that, after all these years--?  John?  John?
what am i, a method actor?  hans, babe, put away the gun.  this is radio, not television...	That asshole's not my friend! I barely know him!  I hate his fucking guts --  -- Ellis, for Christ's sake, tell him you don't mean shit to me --
john, i think you could get with the program a little.  the police are here now.  it's their problem. tell these guys where the detonators are so no one else gets hurt.  hey, i'm putting my life on the line for you buddy...	Don't you think I know that!  Put Hans on!  Hans, listen to me, that shithead doesn't know what kind of scum you are, but I do --
ellis...you shouldn't be doing this...	Tell me about it.
i told them we're old friends and you were my guest at the party.	Ellis...you shouldn't be doing this...
ellis, what have you told them?	I told them we're old friends and you were my guest at the party.
john, they're giving me a few minutes to try and talk some sense into you. i know you think you're doing your job, and i can appreciate that, but you're just dragging this thing out. none of us gets out of here until these people can negotiate with the la police, and they're just not gonna start doing that until you stop messing up the works.	Ellis, what have you told them?
i must have missed 60 minutes.  what are you saying?	The guy upstairs who's fucking things up?  I can give him to you.
hey, business is business.  you use a gun, i use a fountain pen, what's the difference?  to put it in my terms, you're here on a hostile takeover and you grab us for some greenmail but you didn't expect a poison pill was gonna be running around the building.  hans, baby...i'm your white knight.	I must have missed 60 Minutes.  What are you saying?
you're amazing.  you figured this all out already?	Hey, business is business.  You use a gun, I use a fountain pen, what's the difference?  To put it in my terms, you're here on a hostile takeover and you grab us for some greenmail but you didn't expect a poison pill was gonna be running around the building.  Hans, baby...I'm your white knight.
hey, i read the papers, i watch 60 minutes, i say to myself, these guys are professionals, they're motivated, they're happening. they want something.  now, personally, i don't care about your politics. maybe you're pissed at the camel jockeys, maybe it's the hebes, northern ireland, that's none of my business.  i figure, you're here to negotiate, am i right?	You're amazing.  You figured this all out already?
you're very perceptive.	Hey, I read the papers, I watch 60 minutes, I say to myself, these guys are professionals, they're motivated, they're happening. They want something.  Now, personally, I don't care about your politics. Maybe you're pissed at the Camel Jockeys, maybe it's the Hebes, Northern Ireland, that's none of my business.  I figure, You're here to negotiate, am I right?
hope i'm not interrupting...?	What does he want?
'asian dawn movement?'	I read about them in Time magazine.  When these Revolutionary Brothers and Sisters are Free, the hostages in this building will be taken to the roof and they will accompany us in helicopters to the Los Angeles International Airport where you will be given further instructions.  You have two hours to comply.
if you'd listened to me he would be neutralized already!	I don't want neutral...I want dead --
-- you wouldn't let me kill him when i had the chance --	If you'd listened to me he would be neutralized already!
he wasn't lying about marco:  he's thirty stories down on the street. the other man is heinrich, and i found his body upstairs.  and his bag is missing.	He had the detonators!  Theo?  Theo!
hans, he killed by brother --	Karl, I know you want him, but the police are probably on their way. Maybe we can convince them it was all a mistake, but not if they hear gunshots! If you lock him in he'll be neutralized -- now do it!  Karl?  Karl!
no.  heinrich's team must finish planting the detonators...and theo needs time on the vault.  after the   * police come they'll waste hours trying to negotiate...that's when we search   * for this man.  until then...we do not alter the plan.	And if he alters it...?      *
he was my only brother...my only family!  i want blood for my blood.  we search...now.	No.  Heinrich's team must finish planting the detonators...and Theo needs time on the vault.  After the   * police come they'll waste hours trying to negotiate...that's when we search   * for this man.  Until then...we do not alter the plan.
i know what you are feeling.  but this is not productive --	He was my only brother...my only family!  I want blood for my blood.  We search...now.
nothing...	See to Heinrich...  Now...you can break the code key...?
i don't know it!  get on a goddamn jet to tokyo and ask the chairman! i'm telling you!  you're just going to have to kill me --	Okay.
the code key, please...?	It's useless to you!  There's seven safeguards on our vault, and the code key is only one of them!  You'll never get it open!
who said we were terrorists?	The code key, please...?
you want...money?  what kind of terrorists are you?	Who said we were terrorists?
yes...i know about them.  the code key is a necessary step in accessing the vault.	You want...money?  What kind of terrorists are you?
it's beautiful.  i always enjoyed models as a boy.  the exactness, the attention to every foreseeable detail... perfection.	This is what this is about?  Out building project in Indonesia? Contrary to what you people think, we're going to develop that region... not 'exploit' it.
whoa, hans, now you're the cowboy?	'Yippe-ki-yea, mother fucker'?  Now you are fucked.
no more jokes, drop it or she gets it between the eyes!	Whoa, Hans, now you're the cowboy?
that was gary cooper, shithead...	No more jokes, drop it or she gets it between the eyes!
nein, dies ein ist mein.  this time john wayne does not walk off into the sunset with grace kelly.	That was Gary Cooper, shithead...
i'm going to count to three...	Yeah.  Like you did with Takagi.
that was tricky, with the accent. i bet you do a great ed sullivan. why do you need the detonators, hans? i already used the explosives.	I'm going to count to three...
put it down now.	That was tricky, with the accent. I bet you do a great Ed Sullivan. Why do you need the detonators, Hans? I already used the explosives.
hans.  your hans.	Put it down now.
one weekend i went to a combat ranch...  you know, that game with the, the guns that shoot red paint?  must sound pretty silly to you...	Sounds better than nothing.
bill, you know how to use a handgun?	One weekend I went to a combat ranch...  You know, that game with the, the guns that shoot red paint?  Must sound pretty silly to you...
william clay.  call me bill.	Bill, you know how to use a handgun?
better than being caught with your pants down, right?  john mcclane.	William Clay.  Call me Bill.
they invited me to the xmas party. who knew?	Better than being caught with your pants down, right?  John McClane.
new york...	They invited me to the Xmas party. Who knew?
i'm a cop from new york.	New York...
you...you don't work for nakatomi... and if you're not one of them...	I'm a cop from New York.
you...you're an american?	Only if New Jersey counts.
--ohgodplease -- don't kill me -- don't kill me -- you're one of them, i know it --	Whoa, whoa, easy man.  I won't hurt you.  Who are you?  What are you looking for?
hear that?  talk to me, where are my detonators.  where are they or shall i shoot another one?  sooner or later...  ...i might get to someone you do care about.	Go fuck yourself.
actually, i was always partial to roy rogers.  i really dug those sequined shirts.	Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
i'm afraid not.  but you have me at a loss -- you know my name, but who are you?  just another american who saw too many movies as a child.  another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's john wayne...rambo... marshal dillion.	Actually, I was always partial to Roy Rogers.  I really dug those sequined shirts.
i wouldn't think of leaving, hans. unless you want to open the front door...?	I'm afraid not.  But you have me at a loss -- you know my name, but who are you?  Just another American who saw too many movies as a child.  Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne...Rambo... Marshal Dillion.
mr. mystery guest.  are you still there?	I wouldn't think of leaving, Hans. Unless you want to open the front door...?
who are you, then?	Just the fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench, the pain in the ass -
bad for your health anyway.	Who are you, then?
encourage them to be bolder.	The only thing left for them is the City Grid...  ...They may not do it.
...the circuits that cannot be cut... are cut automatically in reponse to a terrorist incident...you ask for miracles, theo...i give you the fbi...	When you're hot, you're hot.
you better heat up that miracle    * you were talking about.  we broke through on number six, and the electromagentic came down like a sledgehammer...	* Well have a look at what our friends outside are doing and I'll be right up.
three down, four to go --	Then don't waste time talking to me.
we may have some problems.  how is your schedule?	Three down, four to go --
yo!	We may have some problems.  How is your schedule?
thirty minutes to break the code... two hours for the five mechanicals. the seventh lock...that's out of my hands.	If out plan works...the FBI will get rid of it for us.
how long?	Thirty minutes to break the code... Two hours for the five mechanicals. The seventh lock...that's out of my hands.
then there's no reason not to tell it to us.	I told you...
after all your posturing, all your speeches...you're nothing but a common thief.	I'm an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And now that I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
mr. takagi chose his people well, mrs...?	Gennero.  Miss Gennero.
yes, you're right.  it will be done.	Mr. Takagi chose his people well, Mrs...?
good enough.  and unless you like is messy, you'd better start taking us in groups to the bathroom.	Yes, you're right.  It will be done.
no.  but i'll have a sofa brought out to you.  good enough?	Good enough.  And unless you like is messy, you'd better start taking us in groups to the bathroom.
we have a pregnant woman out there --  -- relax, she's not due for two weeks, but a marble floor isn't doing her back any good.  i'd like permission for her to more to one of the offices where there's a sofa.	No.  But I'll have a sofa brought out to you.  Good enough?
go on.	We have a pregnant woman out there --  -- relax, she's not due for two weeks, but a marble floor isn't doing her back any good.  I'd like permission for her to more to one of the offices where there's a sofa.
you did.  you murdered by boss.  now...  they're looking to me.  personally i'd pass on the jab.  i don't enjoy being this close to you.	Go on.
oh?  what idiot put you in charge?	You did.  You murdered by Boss.  Now...  They're looking to me.  Personally I'd pass on the jab.  I don't enjoy being this close to you.
i...have a request.	Oh?  What idiot put you in charge?
john!	Holly, we have to stop meeting like this.  So that's what it was.  A fucking robbery.  So why nuke the building, Hans?
i'll be a few minutes.  wait here --	Don't I always?
oh, here it comes.  one of those 'meaningful relationship conversations.' i never should've let you get those magazine subscriptions --	You want to know my idea of a marriage? It's a partnership where people help each other over the rough spots -- console each other when there's a down...and when there's an up, well, hell, a little Goddamn applause or an attaboy wouldn't be too bad.  I needed that, John.  I deserved that.
my job and my title and my salary did nothing to our marriage except change your idea of what it should be.	Oh, here it comes.  One of those 'meaningful relationship conversations.' I never should've let you get those magazine subscriptions --
no matter what it did to our marriage -- ?	My job and my title and my salary did nothing to our marriage except change your idea of what it should be.
didn't we have this same conversation in july?  damn it, john, there was an opportunity out here -- i had to take it --	No matter what it did to our marriage -- ?
sure.  it's unnerving.  i remember this one particular married woman, she went out the door so fast there was practically a jetwash...i mean, talk about your wind chill factor...	Didn't we have this same conversation in July?  Damn it, John, there was an opportunity out here -- I had to take it --
this is a japanese company, you know? they figure a married woman, she's on the way out the door...	Sure.  It's unnerving.  I remember this one particular married woman, she went out the door so fast there was practically a jetwash...I mean, talk about your wind chill factor...
especially my name.  you must miss it every time you write a check.  when did you start calling yourself 'ms. gennero'?	This is a Japanese company, you know? They figure a married woman, she's on the way out the door...
...i've missed you.      *	Especially my name.  You must miss it every time you write a check.  When did you start calling yourself 'Ms. Gennero'?
i would too. * they lock eyes for a moment, but it's an intense moment that says a lot about how they still feel about each other.	...I've missed you.      *
they would, huh?	I would too. * They lock eyes for a moment, but it's an intense moment that says a lot about how they still feel about each other.
pomona!  you'll be in the car the whole time...look, let's make this easy.  i have a spare bedroom.  it's not huge, but the kids would love to have you at the house.	They would, huh?
ramona...no, pomona, that's it.	Pomona!  You'll be in the car the whole time...Look, let's make this easy.  I have a spare bedroom.  It's not huge, but the kids would love to have you at the house.
oh...where does he live?	Ramona...no, Pomona, that's it.
well, cappy roberts retired out here a couple years ago.  he said i could bunk with him.	Oh...Where does he live?
it's a long story.  you know, i think that ellis has his eye on you.	That's okay...  ... I have an eye on his private bathroom.
what are you doing?	It's a long story.  You know, I think that Ellis has his eye on you.
nice, but one of us is three hours out of sync.  i think it's me.  is there a place i can wash up?	Sure.  Follow me.
you wife's made for this business. she know how to drive a hard bargain.	Yeah.  I remember our first date.
i'm fine.  you throw quite a party.  i didn't know they had christmas in japan.	Hey, we're flexible.  Pearl Harbor didn't work out, we got you with tape decks.
can i get you anything?  food?  cake? watered down champagne punch?	I'm fine.  You throw quite a party.  I didn't know they had Christmas in Japan.
relax, ellis.  i'm off duty.	Can I get you anything?  Food?  Cake? Watered down champagne punch?
i've spent half my life on airplanes,   * i can recognize someone who just got off one.  i'm joe takagi, mr. mcclane.  i have ...something to do with this company.	So I've heard.
yeah.  how'd you know?	I've spent half my life on airplanes,   * I can recognize someone who just got off one.  I'm Joe Takagi, Mr. McClane.  I have ...something to do with this company.
holly gennero?	Yeah.  How'd you know?
excuse me, i'm looking for --	Holly Gennero?
bullshit.	I'm serious.  Hey, this is my wife... Holly Gennero.
al.  man, you were my rock.  i couldn't have made it without you.	Bullshit.
roy?	Stand by, Powell.  I gotta check something out.
i hope so.  but that's up to the guy upstairs.  upstairs...  ...hans, you bastard...what were you doing?	Roy?
i got it.  but you can tell her yourself.  just watch your ass and you'll make it.	I hope so.  But that's up to the guy upstairs.  Upstairs...  ...Hans, you bastard...what were you doing?
look...i'm getting a bad feeling up here...i'd like you to do something for me.  look up my wife...don't ask how, you'll know by then...and tell her...tell her...i've been a jerk. when things panned out for her, i should've been behind her all the way ...we had something great going until i screwed it up...she was the best thing that ever happened to a bum like me.  she's heard me say i love you a thousand times, but she never got to hear this...honey...i'm sorry.  you get all that?	I got it.  But you can tell her yourself.  Just watch your ass and you'll make it.
powell?  what's going on?	Ask the FBI.  They've got the terrorist playbook and they're running it, step by step.
i still feel like shit.	Then this won't matter.  LAPD's not calling the shots anymore.
hey, you couldn't know.	I still feel like shit.
i...i'm sorry.  i didn't mean to make a joke of it.	Hey, you couldn't know.
eleven years ago.  oh, it was dark... he was big for his age...damn ray gun he had looked real enough...yeah, i had all the right excuses...but afterwards... i really couldn't draw my gun again.	I...I'm sorry.  I didn't mean to make a joke of it.
i...i shot a kid.	Eleven years ago.  Oh, it was dark... he was big for his age...damn ray gun he had looked real enough...yeah, I had all the right excuses...but afterwards... I really couldn't draw my gun again.
they way you drive, i can see why.	I...I shot a kid.
yeah?  what's the odds?	You don't want to know.
they boys'll be glad.  we got a pool going on you.	Yeah?  What's the odds?
yeah.  but all things being equal, i'd rather be in philadelphia.  by the way, chalk up two more terrorists.	They boys'll be glad.  We got a pool going on you.
roy?  you still with us?	Yeah.  But all things being equal, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.  By the way, chalk up two more terrorists.
the way you drove that car, i figured you for the streets.	In my youth, partner.  In my youth.
don't tell me, partner.  i'm just a desk jockey who was on the way home when you rang.	The way you drove that car, I figured you for the streets.
speaking of cows, did you ever hear so much bullshit in your life? two hours?  that doesn't even make any sense --	Don't tell me, partner.  I'm just a desk jockey who was on the way home when you rang.
i'm here, cowboy.	Speaking of cows, did you ever hear so much bullshit in your life? Two hours?  That doesn't even make any sense --
al?  al, you there?	I'm here, cowboy.
two.  and i'd sure like to see them swinging on the jungle gym with al junior.	It's a date.  You buy the ice cream.
not yet, the wife in working on our first.  you got any kids back on the ranch?	Two.  And I'd sure like to see them swinging on the jungle gym with Al junior.
you sound like a man with a couple of kids.	Not yet, the wife in working on our first.  You got any kids back on the ranch?
'sugar, enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60 and yellow dye #5.'	You sound like a man with a couple of kids.
yeah, just trying to handle some year old twinkies.  yucck.  what do they put in these things?	'Sugar, enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60 and yellow dye #5.'
hey, i love you.  so do a lot of the guys.  so hang in there, man.  hang in there.	Thanks...partner.
no, but it's gonna need one hell of a paint job and a shitload of screen doors.  one spotters say you got two with that blast.	Two?  Are you sure?
the plastique i found.  is the building on fire?	No, but it's gonna need one hell of a paint job and a shitload of screen doors.  One spotters say you got two with that blast.
safe and sound, thanks to you. what the fuck was that?	The plastique I found.  Is the building on fire?
al, what's wrong?  did something --  -- oh, god.  you're coming in!  that's it, isn't it?  christ, powell, i told you what you're dealing with here --	I said we'll talk later, Roy.  If you're what I think you are you should know when to listen, when to shut up... and when to pray.
i'm here, roy, but i'm, uh, kind of busy.  let's talk later, okay?	Al, what's wrong?  Did something --  -- Oh, God.  You're coming in!  That's it, isn't it?  Christ, Powell, I told you what you're dealing with here --
got it...'roy'.  now listen.  if you think of anything else you think we need to know, don't be shy, okay? in the meantime i want you to find a safe place and hole-up and let us do our job.  understand?	They're all yours, Al.  Good luck.
'roy'.	Got it...'Roy'.  Now listen.  If you think of anything else you think we need to know, don't be shy, okay? In the meantime I want you to find a safe place and hole-up and let us do our job.  Understand?
uh, what do i call you?	'Roy'.
i'm ahead of you...partner.	Uh, what do I call you?
i hear you...  partner.  and la's finest are on it, so light 'em if you got 'em.	I'm ahead of you...partner.
i've seen enough phoney id's in my time to recognize that the ones they've got cost a fortune.  add all that up and i don't know what the fuck it means, but these are bad ass preps and they're here to stay.	I hear you...  Partner.  And LA's finest are on it, so light 'em if you got 'em.
how do you know?	I've seen enough phoney ID's in my time to recognize that the ones they've got cost a fortune.  Add all that up and I don't know what the fuck it means, but these are bad ass preps and they're here to stay.
this is --	This is Deputy Chief Robinson.  Who is this?
he's alone, tired, hunted, and hasn't seen diddly-squat from us and you think he gives a flying fuck about what you're going to do to him? robinson, wake up and smell the shit you're shoveling!	Anytime you want to go home, Sergeant...consider yourself dismissed.
maybe.  and maybe they'd at least be talking to us!  now tell your 'partner' to stay out of it, or so help me if he lives through this i'll put him behind bars myself!	He's alone, tired, hunted, and hasn't seen diddly-squat from us and you think he gives a flying fuck about what you're going to do to him? Robinson, wake up and smell the shit you're shoveling!
christ, can't you read between the lines!  he did everything he could to save him...if he gave himself up they'd both be dead!	Maybe.  And maybe they'd at least be talking to us!  Now tell your 'partner' to stay out of it, or so help me if he lives through this I'll put him behind bars myself!
goddamn, didn't you hear him!  he practically pulled the goddamned trigger himself -- he gave that man to them --	Christ, can't you read between the lines!  He did everything he could to save him...if he gave himself up they'd both be dead!
yessir.	Give me that.  Now, listen to me, mister, I don't know what you think you're doing, but demolishing a building doesn't fall under the definition of 'help'! There's hundreds of people out here and you covered half of them in pieces of glass --
is that him?	Yessir.
what about the body that fell out of the window -- ?	Who the hell knows?  Maybe he was a stockbroker who looked at the Dow Jones and opted for early retirement!
-- all we know?  we don't know shit, powell.  if there's hostages why hasn't anyone asked for ransom?  if there's terrorists, where's their goddamn list of demands?  all we know is that someone shot up your car, and it could be the same flake you've been talking to on the radio!	What about the body that fell out of the window -- ?
going in...are you out of your mind? there's 30 hostages in there -- for all we know --	-- all we know?  We don't know shit, Powell.  If there's hostages why hasn't anyone asked for ransom?  If there's terrorists, where's their goddamn list of demands?  All we know is that someone shot up your car, and it could be the same flake you've been talking to on the radio!
what's it look like?  we're going in.	Going in...are you out of your mind? There's 30 hostages in there -- for all we know --
what's going on?	What's it look like?  We're going in.
a hunch.  things he said.  like, knowing how to recognize a phony id --	-- recognizing phony ID's?  Christ, Powell, he could be a fucking bartender for all we know!
how do you know?	A hunch.  Things he said.  Like, knowing how to recognize a phony ID --
i don't think so, sir.  in fact... i think he's a cop.  maybe not lapd, but definitely a badge.	How do you know?
he claims?  powell, has it occured to you he could be one of the terrorists, pulling your chain? or some kind of nut case who --	I don't think so, Sir.  In fact... I think he's a cop.  Maybe not LAPD, but definitely a badge.
we don't exactly know, sir.  he won't give us him name.  he appears to be the man who called in the report...he's killed one of the terrorists for sure and claims he capped two others.	He claims?  Powell, has it occured to you he could be one of the terrorists, pulling your chain? Or some kind of nut case who --
then who the hell have you been talking too?	We don't exactly know, Sir.  He won't give us him name.  He appears to be the man who called in the report...he's killed one of the terrorists for sure and claims he capped two others.
the terrorists?  don't know, sir. we haven't heard a peep from them.	Then who the hell have you been talking too?
dwayne robinson.  well, what have you learned?  what do they want?	The terrorists?  Don't know, Sir. We haven't heard a peep from them.
i am, sir...sergeant al powell.	Dwayne Robinson.  Well, what have you learned?  What do they want?
if you're right i'm gonna back you a hundred percent, you know that.	Fuck you, sir - if I'm right, I don't need you.  What I want is - if I make an honest mistake I want help.
listen.	If you're right I'm gonna back you a hundred percent, you know that.
don't let 'em off the ground.	Listen.
what if we gotta kill a whole lot of people?	Don't let 'em off the ground.
they jet's comin' out.  but don't let 'em off the ground.	What if we gotta kill a whole lot of people?
so whatsa deal?	They jet's comin' out.  But don't let 'em off the ground.
gene, jesus, what a bull he is!	So whatsa deal?
i never make bets or guesses, that way i'm never wrong and i never have to pay out.	Gene, Jesus, what a bull he is!
whattaya think: we gonna kill any civilians tonight, gene?	I never make bets or guesses, that way I'm never wrong and I never have to pay out.
no.  i never smile any more.	Whattaya think: we gonna kill any civilians tonight, Gene?
gene -- you smilin'?	No.  I never smile any more.
you'll be okay.	You men shoot, aim for the white meat!
aw, hey...	Come on, nobody's gonna get hurt. If they were gonna shoot, they'd shoot now.
god damn it, sheila isn't gonna believe it.  they just call in and say gas up a stretchout and get it down to  and i say, 'shit, another load of elks for the massage parlors.'	Okay.
yes, i would.	God damn it, Sheila isn't gonna believe it.  They just call in and say gas up a stretchout and get it down to  and I say, 'shit, another load of Elks for the massage parlors.'
i was lookin' at it.  i saw you, man!  jesus!  you oughta see yourself!  you wouldn't believe it.	Yes, I would.
come on, what's under this?	I was lookin' at it.  I saw you, man!  Jesus!  You oughta see yourself!  You wouldn't believe it.
jesus, you're the man!	Come on, what's under this?
yeah.	Jesus, you're the man!
these seats come out?	Yeah.
they're not after you, they're after me.	Listen, it's late already when I realize it's not just a couple of ordinary faggots, it's just you and Sal.  I couldn't get a baby sitter.
jesus - what - i'm afraid - i'm gonna get shot or whatever.  you oughta see it on tv, the guns, the cops, they got cannon, machine guns, they're loaded with gear.	They're not after you, they're after me.
heidi - why didn't you come down here?	Jesus - what - I'm afraid - I'm gonna get shot or whatever.  You oughta see it on TV, the guns, the cops, they got cannon, machine guns, they're loaded with gear.
i know you can't stand me to say i'm fat.  like i can't stand you being a bank robber.  i guess that's what love is -- huh, sonny?	Heidi - why didn't you come down here?
don't call yourself fat.	I know you can't stand me to say I'm fat.  Like I can't stand you being a bank robber.  I guess that's what love is -- huh, Sonny?
...because you hurt me, god how you hurt me.  can you imagine, marrying another man?  did i do something to make you do that?  did i ever turn you down, or anything?  the only thing i couldn't do, you're gonna laugh, is go on top - i got this fear of high places!  and i let myself get fat.	Don't call yourself fat.
see?  you're screaming with the language and all!  a person can't communicate with you.  you become a stranger in your own home...	...because you hurt me, God how you hurt me.  Can you imagine, marrying another man?  Did I do something to make you do that?  Did I ever turn you down, or anything?  The only thing I couldn't do, you're gonna laugh, is go on top - I got this fear of high places!  And I let myself get fat.
heidi, for christ sake, shut up! will you shut your fucking mouth and listen?!	See?  You're screaming with the language and all!  A person can't communicate with you.  You become a stranger in your own home...
i blame myself, sonny.  i notice you been tense, like something is happening; the night before last you're yellin' at the kids like a madman, believe me.  and then you wanted me to go on this ride with the kids, this caterpillar about from here to there - fulla one- year-old kids.  it's ridiculous. i'm not about to go on this ride, so you yell right there, 'you pig, get on the fuckin' ride!' well, everything fell outta - me - my heart, my liver fell to the floor - you name it!  yellin' at me in front of all those people.  because you never talked and i never been scared of you, never.  i think: he's gonna shoot me and dump my body in the river.	Heidi, for Christ sake, shut up! Will you shut your fucking mouth and listen?!
heidi, i'm dying.	I blame myself, Sonny.  I notice you been tense, like something is happening; the night before last you're yellin' at the kids like a madman, believe me.  And then you wanted me to go on this ride with the kids, this caterpillar about from here to there - fulla one- year-old kids.  It's ridiculous. I'm not about to go on this ride, so you yell right there, 'You pig, get on the fuckin' ride!' Well, everything fell outta - me - my heart, my liver fell to the floor - you name it!  Yellin' at me in front of all those people.  Because you never talked and I never been scared of you, never.  I think: he's gonna shoot me and dump my body in the river.
they don't know, i sent them to the neighbors.  sonny, jesus, it's not like you.  i can't believe, because you never hurt anybody since the day i knew you.	Heidi, I'm dying.
what about the kids?	They don't know, I sent them to the neighbors.  Sonny, Jesus, it's not like you.  I can't believe, because you never hurt anybody since the day I knew you.
hey, sonny!  i'm watchin' it on tv!	What about the kids?
sonny, there's somebody under that desk over there... i'm sorry...	It's okay... it's okay...
take the subway.  we need the car.  hey, gimme the keys - the keys!	Sonny, there's somebody under that desk over there... I'm sorry...
well, how'll i get home?	Take the subway.  We need the car.  Hey, gimme the keys - the keys!
hey, don't take the car!	Well, how'll I get home?
maybe we can take something smaller... like a spanish grocery.	It's too late - just get away from me - don't talk to me now - go over to your place...
jackie - what are you talking about?	Maybe we can take something smaller... like a Spanish grocery.
sonny, i'm gettin' real bad vibes.	Jackie - what are you talking about?
i'll kiss the baby for you.	I love you.
well, stay away from them.  don't get close.	Oh, yeah, I will...
yeah.  a lot of guns.	Well, stay away from them.  Don't get close.
the robbers in the bank.  they got guns?	Yeah.  A lot of guns.
what guns?	The robbers in the bank.  They got guns?
it looks like a whole roast.	Honey, send out for Kentucky fried chicken.  The baby, just open a bottle of prunes, and one of the beef.  The bottles are in the fridge.
he says he doesn't know.  why don't you cook whatever's there?	It looks like a whole roast.
jenny?	He says he doesn't know.  Why don't you cook whatever's there?
yeah, well...maybe you better talk to one of these others, okay?	Sonny?  Don't send me away!  I can help you save your soul ...
that's why i can talk to you, as an equal, sonny.  you got to merge your whole soul with god.  and then you are him and one with the holy ghost.	Yeah, well...maybe you better talk to one of these others, okay?
no.  look, we're kind of....	That's why I can talk to you, as an equal, Sonny.  You got to merge your whole soul with God.  And then you are Him and one with the Holy Ghost.
you know, sonny, i used to dope a lot, and i was into dipping?  and i did a couple bank jobs, and the lord jesus in his everlasting mercy saved me, you know how?	No.  Look, we're kind of....
yeah, well i don't blame him.	You know, Sonny, I used to dope a lot, and I was into dipping?  And I did a couple bank jobs, and the Lord Jesus in his everlasting mercy saved me, you know how?
jesus christ is coming back and he's really pissed.	Yeah, well I don't blame him.
yeah... i'll write a song.  ha, ha. i don't know.  life is funny!	You said a mouthful... sweetheart!
yeah... see ya in my dreams, huh?	Yeah... I'll write a song.  Ha, ha. I don't know.  Life is funny!
right.  see you sometime.	Yeah... see ya in my dreams, huh?
thank you much... and huh, bon voyage.	Right.  See you sometime.
i don't know what to say to ya!  i guess i just wanted to say i'll see ya... or whatever.	Thank you much... and huh, bon voyage.
it's my only chance!	I don't know what to say to ya!  I guess I just wanted to say I'll see ya... or whatever.
well, then...	It's my only chance!
yeah... yeah.	Well, then...
do you still want the operation?	Yeah... yeah.
well... i don't know if i have or not.	Do you still want the operation?
that's good then.  you've found something.	Well... I don't know if I have or not.
yeah... huh, thank you.  i'm going to go back, sonny, to the hospital. they're really nice people.  they're really trying to help me.	That's good then.  You've found something.
all right!  he didn't do it.  all right?  now... would you get the fuck off the phone?  i'll bet that really changed them, huh?  anyway, leon... did i do it for you?	Yeah... huh, thank you.  I'm going to go back, Sonny, to the hospital. They're really nice people.  They're really trying to help me.
yeah... yeah!	All right!  He didn't do it.  All right?  Now... would you get the fuck off the phone?  I'll bet that really changed them, huh?  Anyway, Leon... did I do it for you?
are they on the phone still?	Yeah... yeah!
they won't talk to you.	Are they on the phone still?
all right, enough!  who the fuck is on the phone... anyway?  is that you moretti?  you on the phone?  will somebody talk to me?	They won't talk to you.
yeah... i knew it.  but, what choice do i have?  i'm in the hospital; they drag me out of the hospital... bring me down here...	All right, enough!  Who the fuck is on the phone... anyway?  Is that you Moretti?  You on the phone?  Will somebody talk to me?
who's on the phone, now?  what do you mean... throw it on you?  you knew it, right?	Yeah... I knew it.  But, what choice do I have?  I'm in the hospital; they drag me out of the hospital... bring me down here...
look... don't throw that on me.	Who's on the phone, now?  What do you mean... throw it on you?  You knew it, right?
look... who's on the phone?	Look... don't throw that on me.
no!  they're standing all around me. seven thousand fucken cops... all around me.	Look... who's on the phone?
you don't have a choice?	No!  They're standing all around me. Seven thousand fucken cops... all around me.
i don't have a choice.	You don't have a choice?
that's great.  just terrific.  you talk to me with them on the phone, right?  that is really smart.  and, you don't tell me?	I don't have a choice.
yeah.	That's great.  Just terrific.  You talk to me with them on the phone, right?  That is really smart.  And, you don't tell me?
where are they now?  just tell me... are they on the phone now?	Yeah.
sonny, would you please just tell them... please...	Where are they now?  Just tell me... are they on the phone now?
all right.  then what do you want me to say?	Sonny, would you please just tell them... please...
i can't survive in prison, sonny...	All right.  Then what do you want me to say?
shit...	I can't survive in prison, Sonny...
i gotta listen to it if they think...	Shit...
oh... they're fucken crazy.  that's a snow job.  don't listen to that shit!	I gotta listen to it if they think...
well... they told me that i was an accomplice...	Oh... they're fucken crazy.  That's a snow job.  Don't listen to that shit!
how did they think that?  what are they... crazy?  what do you mean. that's bullshit, leon.  they're giving you a fucken story.	Well... they told me that I was an accomplice...
these guys that got me down here, you know, huh... they think that i'm part of this whole thing.  they think i'm part of the plot to rob the bank!	How did they think that?  What are they... crazy?  What do you mean. That's bullshit, Leon.  They're giving you a fucken story.
what?	These guys that got me down here, you know, huh... they think that I'm part of this whole thing.  They think I'm part of the plot to rob the bank!
would you do something for me? please?	What?
he ain't going out.  and if i go out he's just gonna kill the people. there's a lot of lives that i'm responsible for... that's all.  so, i can't do anything.  i got myself into this mess and i'll get myself out of it... the best way i know how!  one of the ways is not giving up.  i'm telling ya!	Would you do something for me? Please?
sal... sal... naturale, oh boy!	He ain't going out.  And if I go out he's just gonna kill the people. There's a lot of lives that I'm responsible for... that's all.  So, I can't do anything.  I got myself into this mess and I'll get myself out of it... the best way I know how!  One of the ways is not giving up.  I'm telling ya!
i know i am.  i know!	Sal... Sal... Naturale, oh boy!
oh... wow!  sonny, you're really into one mess now.	I know I am.  I know!
sal?  yeah... sal is with me.	Oh... wow!  Sonny, you're really into one mess now.
so!  sal is with you?	Sal?  Yeah... Sal is with me.
sal wanted to go to wyoming.  i told him it wasn't a country.  we gotta get outta the country!  to hell with a guy who doesn't know where wyoming is.  okay.  can you imagine what kind of a shape i'm in?	So!  Sal is with you?
i like that... yeah!	Sal wanted to go to Wyoming.  I told him it wasn't a country.  We gotta get outta the country!  To hell with a guy who doesn't know where Wyoming is.  Okay.  Can you imagine what kind of a shape I'm in?
denmark?  sweden?	I like that... yeah!
i don't know... you could have picked a better place.	Denmark?  Sweden?
what am i supposed to do?	I don't know... you could have picked a better place.
god, algeria!  do you know there's a bunch of... they walk around there... god!  people walk around with masks and things on their heads.  they're a bunch of crazy people there.	What am I supposed to do?
i know that.  i'm warped... i'm warped!	God, Algeria!  Do you know there's a bunch of... they walk around there... God!  People walk around with masks and things on their heads.  They're a bunch of crazy people there.
howard johnson's... you're warped. you know that?  you're really warped!	I know that.  I'm warped... I'm warped!
huh ... i don't know.  they got howard johnson's there.  i don't know why the fuck i'm going there for.	Howard Johnson's... you're warped. You know that?  You're really warped!
why you going to algeria?	Huh ... I don't know.  They got Howard Johnson's there.  I don't know why the fuck I'm going there for.
who the fuck knows?  i think we're gonna go ... we worked it out to algeria.  so, i don't know.  so i'll go to algeria.	Why you going to Algeria?
where you gonna go?	Who the fuck knows?  I think we're gonna go ... we worked it out to Algeria.  So, I don't know.  So I'll go to Algeria.
i know!	Where you gonna go?
you're really crazy.	I know!
that's it.	You're really crazy.
you're crazy.	That's it.
i gotta jet coming here and we're gonna try to get the fuck outta this thing.  and we're gonna go, man!	You're crazy.
i'm free to do what i want?  and you think i would want to go with you some place on a plane?  where? where ya going?	I gotta jet coming here and we're gonna try to get the fuck outta this thing.  And we're gonna go, man!
i'm getting out of here, man.  i'm not going to stay here and i'm not giving up.  i mean, huh, they're going to kill me, anyway.  so fuck it!  but, if i can get out of this... i am going to get out. and, how i'm going to do it is to get a jet out of here and i'm flying the fuck out... that's all, leon.  if you want to come with me, then you're entitled... you can come.  you're free to do what you want.	I'm free to do what I want?  And you think I would want to go with you some place on a plane?  Where? Where ya going?
what trip?	I'm getting out of here, man.  I'm not going to stay here and I'm not giving up.  I mean, huh, they're going to kill me, anyway.  So fuck it!  But, if I can get out of this... I am going to get out. And, how I'm going to do it is to get a jet out of here and I'm flying the fuck out... That's all, Leon.  If you want to come with me, then you're entitled... you can come.  You're free to do what you want.
i did it on my own.  i did this all on my own.  i ain't laying it on anybody.  nothing on anybody.  i'll tell you something, though, it's about time that i squared away my accounts... you know.  i am squaring away my accounts with life.  maye this whole thing is gonna end, somehow.  maybe it'll just end! maybe i'll just close my eyes and the whole fucken thing will be over. that would be all right too!  i said... i thought i would square it away with you... you know?  that i would get you down here and that i would say so long to you... or, if you wanted... you know, to take a trip...	What trip?
well...	I did it on my own.  I did this all on my own.  I ain't laying it on anybody.  Nothing on anybody.  I'll tell you something, though, it's about time that I squared away my accounts... you know.  I am squaring away my accounts with life.  Maye this whole thing is gonna end, somehow.  Maybe it'll just end! Maybe I'll just close my eyes and the whole fucken thing will be over. That would be all right too!  I said... I thought I would square it away with you... you know?  That I would get you down here and that I would say so long to you... or, if you wanted... you know, to take a trip...
all right.  i know you didn't ask me.  you didn't ask me but i did it.	Well...
but i didn't ask you to go rob a bank.	All right.  I know you didn't ask me.  You didn't ask me but I did it.
i told you.  that i got a lot of pressures.  you said to me that you needed money, and i knew that you needed money!  i saw you there lying in the hospital like that... and i said... shit, man, i got to get this guy some money.	But I didn't ask you to go rob a bank.
i'm sorry...	I told you.  That I got a lot of pressures.  You said to me that you needed money, and I knew that you needed money!  I saw you there lying in the hospital like that... and I said... shit, man, I got to get this guy some money.
i'm not on the phone to talk to you about that.  well, i don't know what to say, leon.  when you gimme that... when you hit me with that shit.  i mean, what am i supposed to say?	I'm sorry...
yeah... obviously you don't... when you put a gun to somebody's head... and you say go to sleep so that it won't hurt when i pull the trigger. death?  don't talk about death to me.  i have been living with death for the last six months.  why do you think i'm in the hospital?  i take a handful of pills to get away from you.  and then here i am out of the hospital talking to you on the phone... again.  i have no friends left.  no job.  i can't live.  i have to live with people. this death business... i'm sorry!	I'm not on the phone to talk to you about that.  Well, I don't know what to say, Leon.  When you gimme that... when you hit me with that shit.  I mean, what am I supposed to say?
i don't know what i'm doing.	Yeah... obviously you don't... when you put a gun to somebody's head... and you say go to sleep so that it won't hurt when I pull the trigger. Death?  Don't talk about death to me.  I have been living with death for the last six months.  Why do you think I'm in the hospital?  I take a handful of pills to get away from you.  And then here I am out of the hospital talking to you on the phone... again.  I have no friends left.  No job.  I can't live.  I have to live with people. This death business... I'm sorry!
no really... i don't think that you realize what it means.  the things that you do, sonny.  you put a gun to somebody's head...	I don't know what I'm doing.
now don't give me that deep shit now.  don't start with that shit.	No really... I don't think that you realize what it means.  The things that you do, Sonny.  You put a gun to somebody's head...
what do you mean... what am i talking about?  do you realize that you say that to me every day of your life?  i am dying.  do you know... do you realize the death that you are spreading around to the people who are around you?	Now don't give me that deep shit now.  Don't start with that shit.
what are you talking about?	What do you mean... what am I talking about?  Do you realize that you say that to me every day of your life?  I am dying.  Do you know... do you realize the death that you are spreading around to the people who are around you?
what?  what are you talking about? you are dying?  did you ever listen to yourself when you say that?	What are you talking about?
i don't know what i'm gonna do... you know.  boy... i'm dying.	What?  What are you talking about? You are dying?  Did you ever listen to yourself when you say that?
yeah... i know.	I don't know what I'm gonna do... you know.  Boy... I'm dying.
fine, thank you.  i'm in trouble. that is... now i am!	Yeah... I know.
yeah.  so how are you?	Fine, thank you.  I'm in trouble. That is... now I am!
so... that sure is something.	Yeah.  So how are you?
you can't talk or do anything.  you really feel... you know... i'm just sort of coming out of it now.	So... that sure is something.
yeah...	You can't talk or do anything.  You really feel... you know... I'm just sort of coming out of it now.
you come in and they say, right away, that you are crazy.  and they start putting things in your arm... you know.  how do they expect you to get uncrazy if you're asleep all the time?	Yeah...
that... huh... they just shoot you with drugs.	You come in and they say, right away, that you are crazy.  And they start putting things in your arm... you know.  How do they expect you to get uncrazy if you're asleep all the time?
yeah.  it was terrible.	That... huh... they just shoot you with drugs.
well, you know ... moretti told me before that you were drugged up.	Yeah.  It was terrible.
i'm really shakey.	Well, you know ... Moretti told me before that you were drugged up.
oh... huh ... how you feeling?	I'm really shakey.
ooohh....	Oh... huh ... how you feeling?
well.... huh ...	Ooohh....
i never thought i'd get out this way.  i'll tell you.	Well.... huh ...
yeah.  you said... i thought you were never getting out?	I never thought I'd get out this way.  I'll tell you.
well... i'm out of the hospital.	Yeah.  You said... I thought you were never getting out?
how are you doing?	Well... I'm out of the hospital.
hello, sonny.	How are you doing?
hello.  hello, leon.	Hello, Sonny.
i don't know what to say to him.  i can't.	You think it over, Leon.
how is he gonna hurt you on the telephone?	I don't know what to say to him.  I can't.
i'm afraid.	How is he gonna hurt you on the telephone?
you're in it up to your ass, leon. you're an accessory.  you talk him out of there and they might be a little more understanding of your case.	I'm afraid.
i can't talk to him.	You're in it up to your ass, Leon. You're an accessory.  You talk him out of there and they might be a little more understanding of your case.
well, don't you figure you owe to him to get him out of there?	I can't talk to him.
it made him crazy - so much demand, he'd fly into this rages.  and i got more depressed than ever; i saw i'd never get the operation.  so i tried to take my life - i swallowed about a half pound of pills ... blues, reds, yellows, downers, uppers, screamers ... you name it. but i just threw them up and wound up in the hospital.  sonny comes there and looks at me and just says: 'wow!'  so when i hear he's in the bank, i almost go crazy because i know he's doin' it for me.	Well, don't you figure you owe to him to get him out of there?
he needed money?  for the operation for you?	It made him crazy - so much demand, he'd fly into this rages.  And I got more depressed than ever; I saw I'd never get the operation.  So I tried to take my life - I swallowed about a half pound of pills ... blues, reds, yellows, downers, uppers, screamers ... you name it. But I just threw them up and wound up in the hospital.  Sonny comes there and looks at me and just says: 'Wow!'  So when I hear he's in the bank, I almost go crazy because I know he's doin' it for me.
ten days i spent in atlantic city - sonny was frantic - he knew i was drinking; he didn't know where i was ... who i was with.  i couldn't explain why i did the things i did. so i went to this psychiatrist who explained to me i was a woman in a man's body.  so sonny right away wanted to get me money for a sex change operation: but where was he to get that?  2500 dollars!  my god, he's in hock up to his ears already.	He needed money?  For the operation for you?
what kind of things, leon?	Ten days I spent in Atlantic City - Sonny was frantic - he knew I was drinking; he didn't know where I was ... who I was with.  I couldn't explain why I did the things I did. So I went to this psychiatrist who explained to me I was a woman in a man's body.  So Sonny right away wanted to get me money for a sex change operation: but where was he to get that?  2500 dollars!  My God, he's in hock up to his ears already.
he's scared.  it's crazy.  i never met anyone like him.  his wife, he's a wonderful father to his children.  his mother - you should see her - his mother and father together are like a bad car wreck - he lets it all slide off his back, he sees them, he pays their rent. unbelievable.  i wanted to get married ... he didn't really want it ... he's married already!  but he did it.  i don't know why.  i thought it would help me, but it didn't.  i was just as confused and unhappy was before; i did terrible things.	What kind of things, Leon?
he's makin' threats in there.	He's scared.  It's crazy.  I never met anyone like him.  His wife, he's a wonderful father to his children.  His mother - you should see her - his mother and father together are like a bad car wreck - he lets it all slide off his back, he sees them, he pays their rent. Unbelievable.  I wanted to get married ... He didn't really want it ... he's married already!  But he did it.  I don't know why.  I thought it would help me, but it didn't.  I was just as confused and unhappy was before; I did terrible things.
he was under great strain: you don't understand, he's a very mixed up person.	He's makin' threats in there.
somebody's got to stop him, leon.	He was under great strain: you don't understand, he's a very mixed up person.
what good is that?  they couldn't stop him.  and it'd just make him mad.  they don't know him.	Somebody's got to stop him, Leon.
you try calling the police?	What good is that?  They couldn't stop him.  And it'd just make him mad.  They don't know him.
he won't listen to anybody.  he's been very crazy all summer.  since june he's been trying to kill me.	You try calling the police?
if he won't listen to you, who will he listen to?	He won't listen to anybody.  He's been very crazy all summer.  Since June he's been trying to kill me.
i can't help it.  i can't stop him from anything.	If he won't listen to you, who will he listen to?
he's got eight people in there with him.  he's got this kid with him ... they're gonna shoot the people.	I can't help it.  I can't stop him from anything.
oh no!	He's got eight people in there with him.  He's got this kid with him ... they're gonna shoot the people.
well, you got to get hold of yourself.  you got to talk to him, tell him to give himself up.	Oh no!
oh, god, they shot me with like unreal!	Well, you got to get hold of yourself.  You got to talk to him, tell him to give himself up.
leon?  whatsa matter?  they give you a shot down the hospital or what?	Oh, God, they shot me with like unreal!
he's groggy, sonny.  let me get him on his feet and he'll call you back.	Leon?  Whatsa matter?  They give you a shot down the hospital or what?
i want to talk to him.	He's groggy, Sonny.  Let me get him on his feet and he'll call you back.
he's all doped up.	I want to talk to him.
is he all right?  is he all right?	He's all doped up.
yeah?	We're bringing in your wife...
aspirins ... okay you got it.  charlie!  six pizzas!	Okay ...
cokes, seven-ups ...  also some aspirin ...	Aspirins ... okay you got it.  Charlie!  Six pizzas!
what else?	Cokes, seven-ups ...  also some aspirin ...
all right ... i got some hungry people in there ... i want to get some pizza ... some stuff like that ...	What else?
there won't be ... there won't be ... what else do you need?  how else can we help you?	All right ... I got some hungry people in there ... I want to get some pizza ... some stuff like that ...
just one more explosion like that and you're gonna see a dead body ...	There won't be ... there won't be ... What else do you need?  How else can we help you?
i'm not ... i'm not ... you're gettin' a bus ... you're gettin' a bus ... the jet's comin' into kennedy ... and your wife's on the way ... what else do you need? what else can i get you?  listen, i don't know how you can do better ... see that man over there ... the fbi guy ...	Just one more explosion like that and you're gonna see a dead body ...
don't fuck with me ...	I'm not ... I'm not ... you're gettin' a bus ... you're gettin' a bus ... the jet's comin' into Kennedy ... and your wife's on the way ... what else do you need? What else can I get you?  Listen, I don't know how you can do better ... see that man over there ... the FBI guy ...
can't land ... you'd kill people ...	Don't fuck with me ...
you know, you're telling me that a helicopter can't land here ...	Can't land ... you'd kill people ...
it can't happen again ... i'll do everything i can to stop anything i can ...	You know, you're telling me that a helicopter can't land here ...
well, what were you doin' back there?	It can't happen again ... I'll do everything I can to stop anything I can ...
sonny, your wife's on the way ... we reached her ... your wife's on the way ... everything you asked for, you got.	Well, what were you doin' back there?
you're full of shit ...	Sonny, your wife's on the way ... We reached her ... your wife's on the way ... everything you asked for, you got.
is on its way ... the helicopter can't land but we got a bus ... the jet's on its way to kennedy ... we got a bus coming here ...	You're full of shit ...
yeah ...	Is on its way ... The helicopter can't land but we got a bus ... the jet's on its way to Kennedy ... we got a bus coming here ...
wait a minute ... everything you asked for is on the way ...	Yeah ...
bullshit ... i don't walk to talk to you ...	Wait a minute ... everything you asked for is on the way ...
i swear to god i had nothing to do with it ...	Bullshit ... I don't walk to talk to you ...
so, what were they doin'?  you're tellin' me you had nothin' to do with that back there?	I swear to God I had nothing to do with it ...
no, i'm not tryin' to fuck you.	So, what were they doin'?  You're tellin' me you had nothin' to do with that back there?
you tryin' to fuck me?	No, I'm not tryin' to fuck you.
they were ...	You tryin' to fuck me?
what the fuck do you want?	They were ...
what the hell you doin' back there?	Sonny, come on out!
nothin' doin'.  i give you one hostage when you bring my wife, and one for the helicopter, one for the jet, and the rest can come home on the jet.	I'll see what they'll do.
the girl hostages.	Nothin' doin'.  I give you one hostage when you bring my wife, and one for the helicopter, one for the jet, and the rest can come home on the jet.
what do you want?	The girl hostages.
okay, what do you give me?	What do you want?
i want to see my wife.  i want you to bring her down here.	Okay, what do you give me?
sonny, be reasonable!	I want to see my wife.  I want you to bring her down here.
i don't know, sonny.  i don't know if the helicopters can land in here. i'll have to check it out.  i got superiors, unnerstan?  they don't always see eye to eye with me. i'll do what i can.	Sonny, be reasonable!
i want a helicopter to get outa here!  and a jet to take us to...  ... wherever we want to go.  outa the country, so no little jets.  a big one with a bar and a piano lounge.	I don't know, Sonny.  I don't know if the helicopters can land in here. I'll have to check it out.  I got superiors, unnerstan?  They don't always see eye to eye with me. I'll do what I can.
it's okay, you got a lot of protection.	I want a helicopter to get outa here!  And a jet to take us to...  ... wherever we want to go.  Outa the country, so no little jets.  A big one with a bar and a piano lounge.
he wanted to kill me!	It's okay, you got a lot of protection.
calm down, you're not ...	Calm down... look at this, look at him...!
when i'm bein' fucked, i like to be kissed a lot.  who the fuck are you tryin' to con me into some deal?  you're a city cop, where's the fbi?  this is a federal offense, i got kidnapping, armed robbery, they're gonna bury me!  you know it, you can't talk for them, you're some flunky pig tryin' to bullshit me.  now god damn it, get somebody in charge here to talk to me!	Calm down, you're not ...
what?	When I'm bein' fucked, I like to be kissed a lot.  Who the fuck are you tryin' to con me into some deal?  You're a city cop, where's the FBI?  This is a federal offense, I got kidnapping, armed robbery, they're gonna bury me!  You know it, you can't talk for them, you're some flunky pig tryin' to bullshit me.  Now God damn it, get somebody in charge here to talk to me!
... armed robbery ...	Well, armed, then.  Nobody's been hurt.  Release the hostages, nobody is gonna worry over kidnapping charges, the worst you're gonna get is five years -- you can be out in a year.
let sal come out, take a look. what hope you got?  quit while you're ahead.  all you got is attempted robbery.	... armed robbery ...
you want me to give up, huh?  look, sal's in back with the girls. anything happens to me - one move - and sal gives it to them.  boom boom.  how do i know you won't jump me?	I don't forget about Sal and the boom boom room.  I want you to see this.
come on.  i want you to see something.	You want me to give up, huh?  Look, Sal's in back with the girls. Anything happens to me - one move - and Sal gives it to them.  Boom boom.  How do I know you won't jump me?
you got these cops outta here. they're comin' in too close.	Come on.  I want you to see something.
you're all one way!  i'm bein' reasonable with you; give me somethin' ... give me one of them, anyway ... just one ...	So -- you want me to send one out there ... Okay.  I'll see what I can do.
oh, no ... women is all we got.	You're all one way!  I'm bein' reasonable with you; give me somethin' ... Give me one of them, anyway ... Just one ...
okay, give us the women.	Oh, no ... Women is all we got.
they're what's keeping me alive. you think you're dealing with an idiot?  talk to me then.	Okay, give us the women.
how about letting the people out of the bank.  why put them in this position?	They're what's keeping me alive. You think you're dealing with an idiot?  Talk to me then.
sure ... like ... i'm not gonna shoot you.	How about letting the people out of the bank.  Why put them in this position?
i'd like just some sign i can trust you too, sonny.  i don't want to trust my body out where you could just shoot me.  some sight ... right?	Sure ... like ... I'm not gonna shoot you.
right -- i'm with you, buddy.	I'd like just some sign I can trust you too, Sonny.  I don't want to trust my body out where you could just shoot me.  Some sight ... right?
you frisk me.	Right -- I'm with you, buddy.
i frisk you?	You frisk me.
okay, sonny, i want to see if the people in the bank are okay, then what i want to do is work out a way to get them out of there.  i want to come over there, without a gun ... and you can frisk me.  so you can see you can trust me.  so we can talk and find a way outta this mess.	I frisk you?
call me whatever you want.	Okay, Sonny, I want to see if the people in the bank are okay, then what I want to do is work out a way to get them out of there.  I want to come over there, without a gun ... and you can frisk me.  So you can see you can trust me.  So we can talk and find a way outta this mess.
listen, sonny ... can i call you sonny for short?	Call me whatever you want.
one word.  you won't find it in the phone book.	Listen, Sonny ... can I call you Sonny for short?
sonny-boy, one word?	One word.  You won't find it in the phone book.
call me sonny-boy.	Sonny-boy, one word?
give me a name, any name, just so i got somethin' to call you.	Call me Sonny-boy.
what do you want to know that for?	Give me a name, any name, just so I got somethin' to call you.
right -- got ya.  okay, so there's you -- what's your name?	What do you want to know that for?
sal.  he's the killer.  we're vietnam veterans so killing don't mean anything to us, you understand?	Right -- got ya.  Okay, so there's you -- what's your name?
sal?  what's that for?  salvatore?	Sal.  He's the killer.  We're Vietnam veterans so killing don't mean anything to us, you understand?
i got sal.	Sal?  What's that for?  Salvatore?
how many you got in there?	I got Sal.
i'm not alone.	How many you got in there?
you alone, or you got confederates?	I'm not alone.
they're okay.	You alone, or you got confederates?
awright, but i wanna talk to you. first off, we wanna know if the people in the bank are okay.	They're okay.
i told you -- keep away.  i don't know what we do now.	Awright, but I wanna talk to you. First off, we wanna know if the people in the bank are okay.
okay, you're in there and we're out here.  what do we do now?	I told you -- keep away.  I don't know what we do now.
listen, first off, is anybody hurt in there?	... But you keep away from the bank or we start throwing bodies out the front door one at a time... You got it?  Okay?
what a fuckin' comedy!  wnew plays all the hits.	Listen, first off, is anybody hurt in there?
who's this?	This is Detective Sergeant Moretti, asshole, we got you completely by the balls.  You don't believe me, I'm lookin' you right in the eye. Right now, I can see you...
what are you doin' in there?	Who's this?
yeah.	What are you doin' in there?
he hasn't so far.  i'm the one who can make a mistake.  that's what scares the shit out of me.	Eugene, at 3:07, this became Federal.  Why don't I take it over now?
he's totally unstable.  he'll make a mistake.	He hasn't so far.  I'm the one who can make a mistake.  That's what scares the shit out of me.
what makes you think you'll be able to control it?	He's totally unstable.  He'll make a mistake.
we're all set at kennedy.	What makes you think you'll be able to control it?
here comes the fbi.  you men lookin' for protection?  we got all the police right here.	Why didn't you just wait and try to take 'em out there in the street?
what now, sonny?	Listen, I owe a couple hundred dollars!  I don't wanta leave owing anybody anything!  A clean slate, a new leaf...
you got bank americard?	What now, Sonny?
no.  i had some legal training, but...	I want to dictate my will.  I need a notary?
are you a lawyer?	No.  I had some legal training, but...
yeah?	Are you a lawyer?
mister mulvaney?	Yeah?
why not?	I don't think so.
yeah.	Why not?
would i hire you?	Yeah.
you know - i had a job once.  i used to work in a bank.  i had been training ... i used to have a boss ... mr. don frio ... he wore a toupee ... i wonder if you'd hire me if i came in here and asked you for a job ...	Would I hire you?
we like you, too.	You know - I had a job once.  I used to work in a bank.  I had been training ... I used to have a boss ... Mr. Don Frio ... he wore a toupee ... I wonder if you'd hire me if I came in here and asked you for a job ...
you know ... i like you people ... i really do.	We like you, too.
i'm sorry.	You know ... I like you people ... I really do.
you know, i don't know him very well - but he's not gay ... and he's not going back to prison ... one time when he was in prison, they gang-banged him; 13 years old and eight guys gave it to him ... so sal isn't goin' back to prison, no way.	I'm sorry.
no you don't.	You seem like a likable enough guy. It's hard to judge.
sure - we like you.	No you don't.
you like me?	Sure - we like you.
special to me, too.	You like me?
they're like any others but they're special to me.  you got kids?  you told me; you got two.	Special to me, too.
they look like good kids.	They're like any others but they're special to me.  You got kids?  You told me; you got two.
i'll never see them again, mister mulvaney.	They look like good kids.
i'll be god damned if you will.	Oh, Jesus!  You want to be a martyr or a hero or what?
you tell me.  is he endangering his health, because if you tell me he is, i'll get him out.	I'll be God damned if you will.
i stay here.  damn it.  i just needed the insulin.  i'm used to it. go on.  go on.	You tell me.  Is he endangering his health, because if you tell me he is, I'll get him out.
hey!  i'm tryin' to help you.	I stay here.  Damn it.  I just needed the insulin.  I'm used to it. Go on.  Go on.
i'm not going.  i'm okay.	Hey!  I'm tryin' to help you.
you know more than the doctor? you're not okay, look at you.  come on ...  ... let's get him out ...	I'm not going.  I'm okay.
i'm okay ... i'm okay ...	You know more than the Doctor? You're not okay, look at you.  Come on ...  ... let's get him out ...
are we going to get the ball rolling?	What are you talking about?  What do you think I'm doin'?  I'm gettin' the ball rollin'.  I'm keeping these people happy ... I'm keeping you happy ... I gotta keep the cops cooled out ... I gotta do everything ... I gotta pay for the pizza ... I'm workin' on it, do you know what I mean?  I'm workin' on it ... Jesus Christ!  I gotta do it all ... I got all the ideas ... you want me to give you the gun?  You want to take it over?
do you think we can turn it on?	I don't know.
where's the air conditioning?	I don't know, Sonny ... on the roof somewhere I guess.
what now, sonny?	Wait a minute ... I've been looking at this all wrong ... Let's look at it the other way ...
you see what we're dealing with? they want me to kill all of you!	What now, Sonny?
why the hell did he do that?  what the hell did i do?	I guess he didn't appreciate your use of language.  They don't speak that way on television.  It's a rule.  Do you realize you've cut off a valuable source of communication?
what?	The TV ... they want to talk to you ...
you're just a nice guy, mr. mulvaney. only don't fuck around with me, you know what i mean?	I don't fool around with you.
if you take anybody, please take me.	They'll shoot you; the fucking cops'll shoot you ... they don't give a damn.  In spite of that bank insurance.  You see what they did in Attica, they shot everybody, the hostages, prisoners, cops, guards, forty-two people they killed, the innocent with the guilty.
what if i take you with me?	If you take anybody, please take me.
i don't care who you are ...  i just want to get you outta here, safe, right?	What if I take you with me?
don't ask me questions.  i got connections.  you find out who i am, you're cold meat.	I don't care who you are ...  I just want to get you outta here, safe, right?
i got two kids ... and i'd like to see them again.	Ah, I know!  You're being very cooperative.  I got no complaint against you whatever; you got bank insurance?
you got kids?	I got two kids ... and I'd like to see them again.
to what ... learn how to shoot? they don't get a gun.	They make $105 a week to start. They fold the flag, check the place out in the morning.  I don't know what they learn, Sonny.
well, they go to guard school.	To what ... learn how to shoot? They don't get a gun.
let's go to the back door.  how'd that guy get to be a guard?	Well, they go to guard school.
you and me are checking the other ways in and out.	Let's go to the back door.  How'd that guy get to be a guard?
mulvaney...	You and me are checking the other ways in and out.
now, you -- what's your name?	Mulvaney...
where's the back door?	It's locked on the inside.  It's through that passageway and to the right.
i swear to god... on my salary, i'm not gonna be any hero...	I took too long.
hello, mulvaney here...	Sal, get 'em in the vault.
for god's sake, will you please go now?  we gave you every nickel we got.	You're goin' outside with me.  If there's no cops around, we just split.  Otherwise, you go with us.
the gun's right on your back...	Give me the keys...
howard, give him the keys...	Gimme the keys to get outta here!
hello... i'm sorry i can't talk to you right now... i suggest you call during banking hours tomorrow. what is your name?	Gimme the traveler's checks and the register.
believe me, i'm on your side.	My side, shit!
hey, you, manager... don't get any ideas, fucker... see that man there? i bark and he bites!	Believe me, I'm on your side.
it's all we got.	Okay, don't worry about it.  Stick it in the bag...
this is it?  what am i gonna do with this?  holy shit!	It's all we got.
what's the matter with you?	Come on, lemme load you up...
i must of been outta my mind.	Well, you get your mind right.  I'm a Catholic and I don't wanna hurt nobody, but goddamn it, don't you play no games with me.  Unnastand?!?
okay, is the vault open?	I can take care of that.
hey... let him out!	Do what the gentleman says, Howard.
okay, okay... we know it's a stickup!	If he moves - blow his guts out... Cover him!
i'm glad it's okay.	It's okay. [Regards to the family, Sam.]
thanks again, sam.	I'm glad it's okay.
okay.	Thanks again, Sam.
yeah, thanks for keeping an eye out.	Okay.
yeah.  well, you're okay?	Yeah, thanks for keeping an eye out.
little smoke: like a polish four- alarm fire, is all.	Yeah.  Well, you're okay?
you all right?	Little smoke: like a Polish four- alarm fire, is all.
yeah, just a cigarette got in a wastebasket.	You all right?
everything's all right?  you okay?	Yeah, just a cigarette got in a wastebasket.
what is it, sam?	Everything's all right?  You okay?
you were terrific, too!	Hey.  It's raining.
ah, sonny!  good luck, you know?	You were terrific, too!
i wish somebody would tell me i'm gonna live long enough for it to be a habit.  my parent, she'll be okay. my husband, he'll be okay.  i even know who the bum is gonna marry. terrific.  she'll take good care of him.	Girls, I wanta apologize.  For my language back there.
i didn't eat any pizza.	I told you, he's got diabetes.
hey, girls -- i was on television...	What about Howard?
it's up to you ladies.	Howard!
do you remember anything else about sal?	No, that's all.
yeah.	Do you remember anything else about Sal?
did you always call him junior.	Yeah.
no, not until after they killed him.	Did you always call him Junior.
did you know he was a homosexual?	No, not until after they killed him.
oh, a long time.  because i kept asking my husband where the heck could junior be?  he wasn't around here.  i thought maybe he was in prison or some place.	Did you know he was a homosexual?
when was the last time you saw sal?	Oh, a long time.  Because I kept asking my husband where the heck could Junior be?  He wasn't around here.  I thought maybe he was in prison or some place.
it was on the tv.	When was the last time you saw Sal?
how did you know your son was involved?	It was on the TV.
you gonna smoke the cigarette?	Yes...
you know, you remind me of my 19- year-old brother - only he's got his hair down to his knees - he looks like something that eats berries and roots out of the ground. god forbid i should say something to him like, 'listen, if you ever smoke marijuana, just remember that it's illegal' and he storms outta the house.  you rob a bank, but you keep your body pure, is that it?	You gonna smoke the cigarette?
you're really pure, you know?  you got a perfect record.  you never used that stuff to ruin your body, why start now?	You know, you remind me of my 19- year-old brother - only he's got his hair down to his knees - he looks like something that eats berries and roots out of the ground. God forbid I should say something to him like, 'Listen, if you ever smoke marijuana, just remember that it's illegal' and he storms outta the house.  You rob a bank, but you keep your body pure, is that it?
you're serious!	You're really pure, you know?  You got a perfect record.  You never used that stuff to ruin your body, why start now?
your body is the temple of the lord.	You're serious!
my body?  what for?	Your body is the temple of the Lord.
go ahead.  do what you want to do. i hate to see you break a perfect record.  you oughta take care of your body.	My body?  What for?
for god's sake!  as soon as i'm outta this bank robbery, i'm gonna stop ... okay?	Go ahead.  Do what you want to do. I hate to see you break a perfect record.  You oughta take care of your body.
you shouldn't start now.	For God's sake!  As soon as I'm outta this bank robbery, I'm gonna stop ... okay?
pure?	You shouldn't start now.
no!  i'm not kidding.  don't you understand?  you're pure!	Pure?
you don't want cancer?  you're about to get your head blown off, you're worried about cancer.  gimme the cigarette.	No!  I'm not kidding.  Don't you understand?  You're pure!
because i don't want cancer.	You don't want cancer?  You're about to get your head blown off, you're worried about cancer.  Gimme the cigarette.
you stopped?  why?	Because I don't want cancer.
i used to, but i stopped.	You stopped?  Why?
because i'm scared, that's why. you never smoked?	I used to, but I stopped.
you don't smoke ... why do you want to start now.	Because I'm scared, that's why. You never smoked?
hey, sonny - you did it!	Let's move it, goddamn it.
i'm here.	Oh, Jesus!  Hey.  How about food? I forgot to ask to have food on board.
there it is, sal.  sal?	I'm here.
okay, sonny.	All right.
just give me a receipt.  hey, sal, you okay?	Okay, Sonny.
hey, sal ... how you doin'?	Okay.
why couldn't he talk about that here?	He was showin' me how the airport bus is comin' in, like that, Sal.  What's wrong with him?
he was talkin' about arrangements ... we were talkin' about the tv.	Why couldn't he talk about that here?
what'd he say?	He was talkin' about arrangements ... we were talkin' about the TV.
sal?	They gotta stop sayin' that.
it's the fbi.  he wants to come in.	Have him walk in backwards.
they keep sayin' two homosexuals. i'm not a homosexual.  i want you to stop them saying that.	That's all they're interested in - it's a freak show to them.  I can't control it, Sal - let'em say what they want.  Forget it.  It don't matter.
what?	They keep sayin' two homosexuals. I'm not a homosexual.  I want you to stop them saying that.
get over there!	Look, I talked to him and it's not going to be a helicopter - they can't land on top of the roof - so they're comin' with a big ... limousine bus and they'll take us to the airport - and they're gonna get a jet ... so things are rollin' ... they're movin' ... I also ordered some food ... I got some pizzas for us, all right?  I got some things to drink - I got sodas ... I even asked them for aspirins ... I'm doin' what I can ... now I gotta pay for the pizza ... where are the marked bills?
okay ... okay ... all right, sal, it's okay.  i got everything straightened out ... it's gonna be okay.	Get over there!
they're trying to come through the door!	Everybody!  Back here!
i never been up in a plane before.	It's nothing - it just goes up - it's the safest thing in the world. Safer than a car.  Don't worry about it, Sal - it'll be all right ... they're great ...
yeah ...	I never been up in a plane before.
sonny -	Yeah ...
wyoming.	Wyoming ... That's not out of the country -- that's in the United States ... Look, I'll be back.
you realize, sal, that we're gonna get outta the country, so if you wanna talk to somebody, do it now ... you gotta mother or a father? friends?  if we gotta be outside the country, where do you wanna go?  any country. just name a country.	Wyoming.
does that still go?	We're not there yet.
we'd kill ourselves.	Does that still go?
... because if you're talking about coppin' a plea, i'm tellin' you right now, there's no deal ... i'm never going back to prison ... we got our own deal already ... do you remember the pact we made?  you and me and jackie - that night in the bar ... we were talkin' about if we get trapped in the bank, what are you gonna do ... right?  what did we say?  what did we say!	We'd kill ourselves.
maybe we can get outta this thing alive ... get 'em to drop the kidnapping charges ...	What do you mean?  You talkin' about coppin a plea?
what kind of a deal?	Maybe we can get outta this thing alive ... get 'em to drop the kidnapping charges ...
i figure maybe we can get the fbi to make a deal ...	What kind of a deal?
all right ... send them the guard.	All right ... let's go.
to show that we're negotiating.	All right ... send them the guard.
dead or alive?	Alive.
he wants one.	Dead or alive?
we won't have to.	I'll tell you right now - that I'm ready to do it.
but i want to know what you think.	We won't have to.
i want him to think that.	But I want to know what you think.
but do you mean in? ... but you just told him that if worse comes to worse...	I want him to think that.
well, i stalled him for a while. when it comes the time, then we'll work it out.  okay?	But do you mean in? ... But you just told him that if worse comes to worse...
are you serious?  about throwin' a body outta here if we have to?	Well, I stalled him for a while. When it comes the time, then we'll work it out.  Okay?
sal, i'm sorry about this.  but we can get outta this thing.  there's a way outta this.	Are you serious?  About throwin' a body outta here if we have to?
i want him to think that.	But do you mean it?
... the bodies out the door.	I want him to think that.
what?	... The bodies out the door.
you mean that?	What?
it's the cops.  shit!	How'd that happen?
goddamn women...	Ah shit.  Okay... go ahead.  Anybody else have to go?
where's the money?	Get 'em in the vault!
he's gone?	Yeah - it's all right... let's go.
let's go, sonny.	What are you crying for?  Jesus Christ.  It's not your fault there's no money...
ah, jesus...	Let's go, Sonny.
hey, for christ's sake... now... fuckin' asshole...  he can't make it.	Fuck him - let him out!
i ain't eaten all day.  i just realized it.	We'll have hamburgers on the plane. You ready?
that's the jet.  you give us one more, now.  that's the deal...	Okay.  Which one goes?
okay - you got your one.	You follow my car.
i can't allow that, sonny...	You can't allow!  I'm running this thing, what gives you the idea you can say shit?  Come on.  I'll pay you.  Whatta you want?  Two hundred?  A thousand?
what can he do, he's clean...	Gimme the black guy...
i don't want him.	What can he do, he's clean...
sonny!  could you come out, please? could you come out, please?	It's my mother.  Who needs this shit?
what's wrong?	The manager, he's diabetic, he's lookin' bad.
wait a minute!  what the fuck you tryin' to tell me?	What I said.  You just sit quiet and we'll handle Sal.
nobody give their right name ... it's the fbi!	I just want to see all you young ladies are all all right in here.
nothin' personal, huh?  the man that kills me, i want him to do it because he hates my guts.  not because it's a job.  okay, let's go ... but you gotta walk in backwards.	Nobody give their right name ... it's the FBI!
i wouldn't like to, but i will, if i have to.	Nothin' personal, huh?  The man that kills me, I want him to do it because he hates my guts.  Not because it's a job.  Okay, let's go ... but you gotta walk in backwards.
jesus, you'd like to kill me, too.	I wouldn't like to, but I will, if I have to.
you got guts.  you think if sal and me have cut their throats we're gonna let you out?	I have to see.
i want to come in, and see if everybody's okay.	You got guts.  You think if Sal and me have cut their throats we're gonna let you out?
i want to talk to leon.	I want to come in, and see if everybody's okay.
i want them all.	I want to talk to Leon.
at the airport.  we get on the plane, check it out, and if it's all okay we'll send them out. except one.	I want them all.
okay, when do i get them?	At the airport.  We get on the plane, check it out, and if it's all okay we'll send them out. Except one.
well, jesus, these hostages are keeping me alive.	Okay, when do I get them?
i'd like to work with you on this, not against you.	Well, Jesus, these hostages are keeping me alive.
bullshit!	I'd like to work with you on this, not against you.
i've got a jet.  i'll have airport limousine here in a half hour.  i want the hostages.	Bullshit!
aw, jesus ... you been doin' us favors all night!	I've got a jet.  I'll have airport limousine here in a half hour.  I want the hostages.
no more favors.  that's all over, sonny.	Aw, Jesus ... you been doin' us favors all night!
first off, get the lights back on and the air conditioning.	No more favors.  That's all over, Sonny.
fuck!  we did it!	Goodbye, honey.  Wish us luck!
here's your document, sonny.	Yeah - it looks real official.
hey, let's get ready!	Sonny - Here's your document.
my kids ... kimmy and jimmy.	They're beautiful ...
he's got diabetes.  he's not a well person.	Those bastards -- they poisoned the pizza!  Sal - you didn't eat any pizza!?
hey, you okay?	He's got diabetes.  He's not a well person.
what is it?  did you just barge in here... he doesn't have plan.  it's all a whim.  'rob a bank!  what not?'	... Just give me time to think...
oh, shit!  i gotta have time to think.	What is it?  Did you just barge in here... He doesn't have plan.  It's all a whim.  'Rob a bank!  What not?'
i forgot she's in here.	Come on, nobody's going to the bathroom - come on...
what are you trying to pull?	I forgot she's in here.
who the hell is that?  god damn it! what the...	What are you trying to pull?
oh - maria!	Who the hell is that?  God damn it! What the...
what's the matter... they never housebroke you?	It's not a joke.  I got this terrible fear of being locked in...
listen, i'll never make it.  i'll have to go to the toilet.	What's the matter... they never housebroke you?
listen, we got young girls here... you could watch your language.	I speak what I feel.
i am.	Open this up!
okay, who's the head teller here?	I am.
no.  this really pissed him off, sonny.  he says you're dead.  he says he doesn't have a son.	He's right.  You shoulda done what he did.  Go home.  Don't talk to the FBI anymore.
did pop come down?	No.  This really pissed him off, Sonny.  He says you're dead.  He says he doesn't have a son.
no!	Did Pop come down?
i'm a fuckup and an outcast.  there isn't one single person in my life i haven't hurt through my love. you understand that?  i'm the most dangerous person in the world, because if i love you, watch out, you're gonna get fucked, fucked over and fucked out!	No!
maybe!  aw christ, what dreams you live on!  maybe what?	I'm a fuckup and an outcast.  There isn't one single person in my life I haven't hurt through my love. You understand that?  I'm the most dangerous person in the world, because if I love you, watch out, you're gonna get fucked, fucked over and fucked out!
maybe...	Maybe!  Aw Christ, what dreams you live on!  Maybe what?
what the hell for?  twenty-five years in the pen?	Maybe...
oh.  run.	What the hell for?  Twenty-five years in the pen?
i can't, mom.  if i come out sal will kill them.	Oh.  Run.
what'll you do?  come out.	I can't, Mom.  If I come out Sal will kill them.
not now, mom, please.	What'll you do?  Come out.
i know you wouldn't need leon if heidi was treating you right.  the thing i don't understand is why you come out and sleep with heidi anyway?  you got two kids on welfare now.  what're you goin' to bed with her, you don't have enough with one wife and two kids on welfare, you want a wife and three kids on welfare?	Not now, Mom, please.
she doesn't have anything to do with it!  you understand that? mother?  this is me!	I know you wouldn't need Leon if Heidi was treating you right.  The thing I don't understand is why you come out and sleep with Heidi anyway?  You got two kids on welfare now.  What're you goin' to bed with her, you don't have enough with one wife and two kids on welfare, you want a wife and three kids on welfare?
if she comes down here, so help me i'm gonna mash her brains in. everything in your life was sunlight and roses until you met her.  since then, forget it.	She doesn't have anything to do with it!  You understand that? Mother?  This is me!
mom.  mom.  there are some things a mother shouldn't say in front of her son.	If she comes down here, so help me I'm gonna mash her brains in. Everything in your life was sunlight and roses until you met her.  Since then, forget it.
did i say a thing against her?  god forbid i should say anything against that fat cunt.	Mom.  Mom.  There are some things a mother shouldn't say in front of her son.
for god's sake don't start in on heidi again ...	Did I say a thing against her?  God forbid I should say anything against that fat cunt.
what's wrong with that?  the fbi was very understanding when i explained it to him.  everybody knows it isn't you ... it's the pressures from your home life.	For God's sake don't start in on Heidi again ...
mom - they're sending a bus to take us to the airport.  you understand? if you're here - they're not gonna send it.  they'll think i'm gonna come out with you.	What's wrong with that?  The FBI was very understanding when I explained it to him.  Everybody knows it isn't you ... It's the pressures from your home life.
oh my god!  i don't understand.  if you needed money, why couldn't you come to me?  everything i got is yours.  i got two hundred and maybe twenty-five in the savings.  it's yours.  you know it.	Mom - they're sending a bus to take us to the airport.  You understand? If you're here - they're not gonna send it.  They'll think I'm gonna come out with you.
we can't stay here.	Oh my God!  I don't understand.  If you needed money, why couldn't you come to me?  Everything I got is yours.  I got two hundred and maybe twenty-five in the savings.  It's yours.  You know it.
he was very understanding - you ought to talk to him ... algeria?	We can't stay here.
don't talk to them anymore.  sal and me are getting a jet, we're going to algeria - i'll write you from there.	He was very understanding - you ought to talk to him ... Algeria?
i said you were never a faggot.	Don't talk to them anymore.  Sal and me are getting a jet, we're going to Algeria - I'll write you from there.
oh my god, mother!	I said you were never a faggot.
well, i'm only trying to get you outta this.  i told them you were in vietnam, you always had good jobs, you were with goldwater at the '64 convention, but you had marital problems...	Oh my God, mother!
you did what?  who did you talk to? what for?	Well, I'm only trying to get you outta this.  I told them you were in Vietnam, you always had good jobs, you were with Goldwater at the '64 convention, but you had marital problems...
i talked to the fbi, i told them about you, they said if you just come outta the bank it's gonna be okay.	You did what?  Who did you talk to? What for?
mom - i got it all worked out; it's over.  the best thing is you go home.  watch it on tv.	I talked to the FBI, I told them about you, they said if you just come outta the bank it's gonna be okay.
my god, sonny - you oughtta see - alla brooklyn is here!  on all 3 networks!	Mom - I got it all worked out; it's over.  The best thing is you go home.  Watch it on TV.
what do you want here, ma?  you could of watched it on tv.	My God, Sonny - you oughtta see - Alla Brooklyn is here!  On all 3 networks!
of course not ...	Then talk about somethin' you fuckin' know about ...
oh yeah?  give up?  you ever been in prison?	Of course not ...
you could give up.	Oh yeah?  Give up?  You ever been in prison?
i don't want to be paid.  i'm here with sal and eight other people ... and we're dyin'!  they're gonna blow our guts out, man!  you're gonna see our brains onna sidewalk! how's that for all you shut-ins and housewives to look at!  you gonna help, or you just put it on instead of as the world turns?  we're dyin' here!  what have you got for me?	You could give up.
what do you want us to give you? you want to be paid for ...	I don't want to be paid.  I'm here with Sal and eight other people ... and we're dyin'!  They're gonna blow our guts out, man!  You're gonna see our brains onna sidewalk! How's that for all you shut-ins and housewives to look at!  You gonna help, or you just put it on instead of AS THE WORLD TURNS?  We're dyin' here!  What have you got for me?
okay, newsman.  how much you make a week?  you're not talkin'.  you payin' me? what have you got for me?  we're givin' you entertainment ... what are you givin' us?	What do you want us to give you? You want to be paid for ...
newsman, not ...	Okay, newsman.  How much you make a week?  You're not talkin'.  You payin' me? What have you got for me?  We're givin' you entertainment ... what are you givin' us?
how much you have to pay an entertainer to fill this slot?	Newsman, not ...
you're news, sonny ...	How much you have to pay an entertainer to fill this slot?
yeah!  we're hot entertainment, right?  you got me and sal on tv ... we're entertainment you sell, right?	You're news, Sonny ...
the audience is interested in you, sonny ... not me.	Yeah!  We're hot entertainment, right?  You got me and Sal on TV ... we're entertainment you sell, right?
wait a minute ... i'm talkin' to you.  i'm askin' you a question ...	The audience is interested in you, Sonny ... not me.
i'm here to talk to you, sonny, not ...	Wait a minute ... I'm talkin' to you.  I'm askin' you a question ...
like what?  bank teller?  what do they get paid -  ... they pay one hundred thirty- five dollars and thirty-seven cents to start.  i got a wife and kids. i can't live on that -- you want to live on that?  what do you make a week?	I'm here to talk to you, Sonny, not ...
what about, ah, non-union occupations?	Like what?  Bank teller?  What do they get paid -  ... they pay one hundred thirty- five dollars and thirty-seven cents to start.  I got a wife and kids. I can't live on that -- You want to live on that?  What do you make a week?
get a job doing what?  you gotta be a member of a union, no union card - no job.  to join the union, you gotta get the job, but you don't get the job without the card.	What about, ah, non-union occupations?
but i mean, why do you need to steal?  couldn't you get a job?	Get a job doing what?  You gotta be a member of a union, no union card - no job.  To join the union, you gotta get the job, but you don't get the job without the card.
i don't know ... it's where they got the money.  i mean, if you want to steal, you go to where they got the money, right?	But I mean, why do you need to steal?  Couldn't you get a job?
robbing a bank.	I don't know ... It's where they got the money.  I mean, if you want to steal, you go to where they got the money, right?
doing what?	Robbing a bank.
why are you doing this?	Doing what?
<i>the bounty hunters have arrived. they will drop off the money in exactly one hour.</i>  <i>where do you want to meet?</i>	Top of the World at the Stratosphere. It's completely secure. <b> INT. FBI JET -- NEXT </b> Cosgrove and Espinoza listen to this conversation.
this is bishop.	<i>The Bounty Hunters have arrived. They will drop off the money in exactly one hour.</i>  <i>Where do you want to meet?</i>
and if you can't deliver them?	<i>My theft insurance policy will have to fork over the ten million... but that will take six to eight months due to Nevada state law.</i>  <i>But you should know sir... that I employ bounty hunters. My bounty hunters can find these thieves.</i>
<i>$300,000.</i>	And if you can't deliver them?
how much?	<i>$300,000.</i>
<i>well... i think that these are the gentlemen who robbed us. i'm also a bail bondsman out of los angeles. i can track down and deliver these crooks to you... for a small finder's fee of course.</i>	How much?
what happened to my money, mr. williams? <b> int. claremont williams iii bond agency -- next </b> claremont sits behind his desk with his phone to his ear.	Yesterday I received an e-mail from a source. In this e-mail were four social security numbers linked to the gentlemen who presented counterfeit California driver's licenses to my company late last night.
<i>mr. bishop... this is claremont williams. i own the williams brothers armored car service.</i>	What happened to my money, Mr. Williams? <b> INT. CLAREMONT WILLIAMS III BOND AGENCY -- NEXT </b> Claremont sits behind his desk with his phone to his ear.
this is drake bishop.	<i>Mr. Bishop... this is Claremont Williams. I own the Williams Brothers armored car service.</i>
i love you, domino.	<i>I once vowed never to invest too much emotion into anyone, anything.</i>
what is it, choco?	<i>Are you all right?</i>
who the hell is that?	<i>That's the crew. They follow us.</i>
<i>they can do subtitles.</i>	<i>Choco grew up on the streets of El Salvador. When he was four years old... he stabbed another kid in the eye-ball with a pencil.</i>  <i>There were wires crossed somewhere in his soul.</i>
morning.	<i>Morning.</i>
<i>holy shit... this bitch is fierce.</i>	I've been training since I was twelve. Knives. Guns. Throwing stars. You name it... I can fight with it. I'm a hard worker and a fast learner.  Nothing scares me. I'm not afraid to die.
what?	<i>Promise me... you won't tell her... that I never fucked Pat Benatar.</i>
promise me... you won't ever tell domino.	What?
did it hurt?	What do you think, dumbshit?
anything to get the fuck out of dodge.	Did it hurt?
what about your toe?	Anything to get the fuck out of dodge.
oh! and another thing. i am a liar. a pathological liar. there was no day in danang, no multiple tours in nam. just lies to get laid, lies to get respect.  truth is... i'm scared shitless all the time.	What about your toe?
i just charged $12.95 to our room for that movie. now i'll never know how the story ends.	Don't fuck with me, Ed. Not you, not tonight.
so what?	You know what I'm talking about, did you fuck her?
fella could get used to a life this ordinary.	Maybe you should fuck her mom then.
<i>the children like to urinate in the balls.</i>	Fuckin' A! We got a five hour drive back to LA ahead of us. <b> EXT. MACDONALD'S -- PARKING LOT -- MOMENTS LATER </b> Choco is now stripped down to his boxer shorts in the back PARKING LOT of the MacDonald's. Alf is hosing him down. Domino stares at Choco... admiring his body.
jesus christ! what's that smell?	<i>The children like to urinate in the balls.</i>
tell him it's not cute. will you tell him, domino!?	<i>Chinga te y tu mama tambien.</i>
<i>i'm gonna kill you, ed.</i>	Tell him it's not cute. Will you tell him, Domino!?
will you speak the fucking english language? the poor girl has no clue what you're talking about.  the boy speaks english, you know. reads, writes, i swear it. he does this when he's around girls. thinks it's cute.	<i>I'm gonna kill you, Ed.</i>
<i>we gotta bring him in.</i>	Will you speak the fucking English language? The poor girl has no clue what you're talking about.  The boy speaks English, you know. Reads, writes, I swear it. He does this when he's around girls. Thinks it's cute.
fella takes out two kids and has the audacity to not show up for trial.	<i>We gotta bring him in.</i>
<i>he killed two children.</i>	Fella takes out two kids and has the audacity to not show up for trial.
bail jumper's name is cookie kincaid. nineteen years old. his mommie posted bail when he was arrested for allegedly partaking in a drive-by shooting in hawthorne.	<i>He killed two children.</i>
on a raid. if she wants to see justice... we gonna take domino to the jungle, baby. <b> ext. jungle -- next </b> the el camino pulls into the entrance to the jungle. the neighborhood of low income houses winds upward into the hillside adjacent to the wall. ed parks the el camino next to the curb. <b> int. el camino -- next	Bail jumper's name is Cookie Kincaid. Nineteen years old. His mommie posted bail when he was arrested for allegedly partaking in a drive-by shooting in Hawthorne.
where are we going?	On a raid. If she wants to see justice... we gonna take Domino to the Jungle, baby. <b> EXT. JUNGLE -- NEXT </b> The El Camino pulls into the entrance to the JUNGLE. The neighborhood of LOW INCOME HOUSES winds upward into the HILLSIDE adjacent to the wall. Ed parks the El Camino next to the curb. <b> INT. EL CAMINO -- NEXT
<i>i forgot.</i>	For the love of God. Not Spanish again. Who's the girl?
alright. time to ditch this thing. did you take a look at the bathroom window?	<i>I forgot.</i>
your son... and your nephew have been kidnapped by these crazy game show hosts from the fox network. <b> int. cigliuti compound -- master bedroom -- next </b> cigliuti sits up in bed.	My Frances? Frances and Charles have been kidnapped? <b> EXT. NEVADA DESERT -- NEXT </b>
<i>what is it?</i>	Your son... and your nephew have been kidnapped by these crazy game show hosts from the Fox network. <b> INT. CIGLIUTI COMPOUND -- MASTER BEDROOM -- NEXT </b> Cigliuti sits up in bed.
i'm so sorry to be bothering you in the middle of the night like this... but it's a bit of an emergency.	<i>What is it?</i>
yes. <b> int. keg house -- chapter room -- next </b>	I'm so sorry to be bothering you in the middle of the night like this... but it's a bit of an emergency.
<i>i'm calling from the kappa epsilon gamma house at california university.</i>	Yes. <b> INT. KEG HOUSE -- CHAPTER ROOM -- NEXT </b>
yes.	<i>I'm calling from the Kappa Epsilon Gamma house at California University.</i>
<i>mr. cigliuti?</i>	Yes.
hello?	<i>Mr. Cigliuti?</i>
okay.	<i>I won't forget this, Domino. I'm sorry it turned out like this...</i>
<i>remove... ... the... right arm.</i>	What!!?
you're breaking up... i can't hear you.	<i>Remove... ... the... right arm.</i>
<i>what happened to them?</i>	I don't know. They might be dead already.
<i>the fbi was breathing down lateesha's neck... and she assumed that they were onto our scam. so she set up some college kids to take the fall for the heist. they have been under fbi surveillance for the past 6 months.</i> <b> int. chevy suburban </b> claremont drives like a maniac.	<i>What happened to them?</i>
why the hell are we delivering them out here? i can't even find any warrants in the system for these four.	<i>The system hasn't been updated.</i>
you motherfuckin' tino. you fucked us so bad.	I fucked up. You can't help your greedy black lying ass from trying to get everything. All you've done is put a death sentence on Meeka.
i'm pulling up right now. evacuate the fucking van! plans have changed! <b> ext. texaco station -- next	You motherfuckin' Tino. You fucked us so bad.
where are you? <b> int. chevy suburban -- next </b> claremont is behind the wheel of a black chevy suburban. he pulls into the texaco parking lot.	I'm pulling up right now. Evacuate the fucking van! Plans have changed! <b> EXT. TEXACO STATION -- NEXT
my armored car business. we just signed a new insurance policy in nevada. there's a loophole.	There's always a loophole with you, Claremont. Your black ass is one big loophole. <b> INT. VEGAS SECURITY LOCKDOWN -- [FLASH FORWARD] NIGHT
what?	My armored car business. We just signed a new insurance policy in Nevada. There's a loophole.
i've already formulated a plan.	What?
she's right... you lost your temper... and you started cursing like some ghetto skank. you lost all credibility right there!	That bitch called me a bitch.
hello?	<i>The money exchange will take place at Top of the World at the Stratosphere. Get there at exactly midnight.</i>
we need hostages. celebrity hostages. just in case this gets ugly. <b> ext. nevada desert -- later on </b> the cast winnebago drives through the desert.	<i>The combination code is tattooed on his right arm. You'll never get inside Edna Fender's safe without the code-breaker on that arm.</i> <b> INT. CAST WINNEBAGO -- NEXT </b> Domino rides shotgun with her CELL PHONE to her ear.
yep.	<i>Deliver them to the Needles DMV. Sundown at the Sam Kinison monument.</i>
<i>did you get all four?</i>	Yep.
claremont, you're a chubby chaser.	You white folks don't understand the natural beauty of a woman's figure. Those are birthing hips. More cushion for the pushin'.
no. please enlighten me.	I became a bounty hunter because of cunts like you.  I remember all the cunts in high school who were mean to me. Eventually... they all grew up to be just like you. Angry and bitter because they peaked early... and now they're stuck in some dead end marriage... or worse yet... an unfulfilling job that keeps them from meeting a man.
do you want know the real reason why i became a bounty hunter?	No. Please enlighten me.
this is your last chance. tell us everything you know.	Do you want know the real reason why I became a bounty hunter?
take us to vegas. <b> ext. desert road -- day </b> the crew rides in the back of the wanderer's truck toward vegas. <b> int. vegas security lockdown -- night </b> domino stares at taryn as she returns to the table.	This is your last chance. Tell us everything you know.
<i>now the bitch was getting personal.</i>	That's the only way you can cope with the route your life has taken. The fact that you made the choice to pursue this life- style... much to the chagrin of your mother... who is so clearly ashamed of you.  Imagine her shame when we cart you off to prison because you won't just tell the truth about what really happened. <b> EXT. NEVADA DESERT -- DAY FOR NIGHT [MESCALINE TRIP]
not yet. <b> int. cast winnebago -- next </b> alf pulls onto the 15 freeway.	Take us to Vegas.
show me the tapes. i want to see them.	Not yet. <b> INT. CAST WINNEBAGO -- NEXT </b> Alf pulls onto the 15 FREEWAY.
<i>the bitch was bluffing. there were no dupe tapes. if there were... they'd have shown them to me by now.</i>	Show me the tapes. I want to see them.
<i>you drove lateesha's daughter to school... then dropped her off at the dmv. why?</i>	<i>Her car was in the shop.</i>
we needed to verify some bond certificates for claremont. she pushes stuff through the system for us... helps us track down perps for a kick back. it's all legal. <b> int. mustang convertible -- [flashback] day </b>	<i>You drove Lateesha's daughter to school... then dropped her off at the DMV. Why?</i>
what was your business with lateesha that day?	We needed to verify some bond certificates for Claremont. She pushes stuff through the system for us... helps us track down perps for a kick back. It's all legal. <b> INT. MUSTANG CONVERTIBLE -- [FLASHBACK] DAY </b>
that's the rumor on the street.	What was your business with Lateesha that day?
are you aware that lateesha rodriguez has been running a counterfeit driver's license racket?	That's the rumor on the street.
he's a reality television producer. his name is mark weiss.	Mr. Weiss was very generous in turning over some video tapes to the FBI. There's lots of footage of you. We know everything.  If you don't come clean... the information on these tapes could send you to prison for a very long time.
you then learned where the thieves had hidden the money... and at the instructions of your employer went to retrieve it yourself.	He sent us out to the Fender Compound. Out in the desert near the Chicken Ranch.
yes.	You then learned where the thieves had hidden the money... and at the instructions of your employer went to retrieve it yourself.
is it true that you were hired to track down and capture the thieves... and then deliver them to drake bishop... owner of the stratosphere hotel & casino?	Yes.
you're trying to scare me into falsely incriminating myself... and it's not working. i said i'd tell you everything i know. you and your friends behind the mirror.	Is it true that you were hired to track down and capture the thieves... and then deliver them to Drake Bishop... owner of the Stratosphere Hotel & Casino?
i think that you're lying. i think you know exactly where the money is.	You're trying to scare me into falsely incriminating myself... and it's not working. I said I'd tell you everything I know. You and your friends behind the mirror.
i don't know.	I think that you're lying. I think you know exactly where the money is.
where is the money?	I don't know.
<i>the driver's name was locus fender. we know that he was in on the heist.</i> <b> int. armored car -- next </b> locus fender  is behind the wheel of the armored car. his unshaven, disheveled appearance looks totally out of place in his security uniform. <b> int. vegas security lockdown -- night </b> taryn is now scrawling notes on a pad.	Where is the money?
ms. harvey... my name is taryn miles. i'm a criminal psychologist working for the fbi. i'm here to ask you a few questions.	<i>Here's the part where I'm supposed to get all defensive and say... 'not until I speak with my attorney.'</i>
cock-fuckers are gonna pay.	<i>Mescaline.</i> <b> INT. CAST WINNEBAGO -- NIGHT </b> Domino and the others are all drinking coffee. Alf stares out through the windshield at the GLOW of Vegas in the distance.
<i>either this was some kind of set up... or the first ladies got scared... decided to pull out and cut their losses.</i>	Fuck 'em. Their loss is our gain. Put the money in the safe until we hear from Claremont. <b>
is that the decoder?	Yeah. <b> INT. FENDER HOUSE -- MOMENTS LATER </b>
locus! baby... i'm here!	Turn over your weapon, Edna!
he's still alive, edna!	PROVE IT!
is that you, domino?	Nice to see you again, Edna.
chi-chi!  chi-chi!	Chi-Chi has gone to doggie heaven, bitch!
<i>that's my best friend. his name is choco. he's always fancied me... but too shy to ever do anything about it.</i>	Chi-Chi!  CHI-CHI!
god help us. god help us all.	<i>It was the beginning of the end.</i>
<i>whatever.</i> he's a criminal. and this ed martin character is a complete loser.	He used to date Pat Benatar!
it's choco. and he's not my boyfriend. he's a bounty hunter.	<i>Whatever.</i> He's a criminal. And this Ed Martin character is a complete loser.
so who is this <i>choko?</i> is he your new boyfriend?	It's Choco. And he's not my boyfriend. He's a bounty hunter.
i said stop it.	Cunt. It's just a word. Why does everyone in this fucking country get their knickers in a twist by the slightest bit of indecent conversation?
cunt.	I said stop it.
stop it.	Cunt.
cunt.	Stop it.
must you use that awful word?	Cunt.
i refuse to turn out like them. twenty-one years old and they're already looking for a husband.  stupid fucking cunts with no self- esteem. they let the boys control their lives. not me.	Must you use that awful word?
crypto-fascist? who talks like this?!	I refuse to turn out like them. Twenty-one years old and they're already looking for a husband.  Stupid fucking cunts with no self- esteem. They let the boys control their lives. Not me.
the mold? i am living among these crypto-fascist orange county cunts... with daddy's bmw and the boob job... just waiting to implode.	Crypto-fascist? Who talks like this?!
why must you fight... everything that is normal? you are blessed with such beauty. life could be so easy... if only you allowed yourself to fit the mold.	The mold? I am living among these crypto-fascist Orange County cunts... with daddy's BMW and the boob job... just waiting to implode.
everything. it is a ghastly existence.	Why must you fight... everything that is normal? You are blessed with such beauty. Life could be so easy... if only you allowed yourself to fit the mold.
<i>after dad passed on, mum's agenda was to hit the town and find another husband with a boatload of cash.</i> <b> int. london apartment -- evening </b> sophie is dolled up for a night on the town... cleavage spilling out of her cocktail dress. domino is feeding her pet goldfish. "thunderbirds" plays on the television.	Be kind to your sitter.
we are so fucked.	Then so be it. If you believe what that Indian said we were fucked either way.
make us a pot of coffee, edna.  it's gonna be a long night. <b> ext. fender compound -- moments later </b> edna stands next to her maimed son near the burning barrels as they watch the winnebago drive off into the desert. locus is sobbing... latching onto his mother's sweater.	<i>Turned out Edna. had one last trick up her sleeve.</i> <b> INT. FENDER COMPOUND -- KITCHEN -- [FLASHBACK] TEN MINUTES AGO
what did he say about the arm?	He said... take his right arm.
something is going down. something bad.	Claremont said we deliver the First Ladies in Needles. Then we go home. No questions asked.
no. what's the big deal?	Something is going down. Something bad.
what do you mean? claremont didn't provide them?	No. What's the big deal?
there are no bond certificates.	What do you mean? Claremont didn't provide them?
where are the bond certificates for the first ladies?	There are no bond certificates.
everyone... please give domino her space. step back, please!	You have sixty seconds... here's the question...  Which one of you is Frances?
cool it, choco.	YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
can you tell?	You're wearing eyeliner. You look like a queen.
hello?	<i>We gotta go to work, Domino.</i>
<i>i was asleep in mum's guest house.</i> <b> int. sophie thomas mansion -- bedroom -- next </b> domino is asleep in bed. the telephone rings.	Hello?
what the fuck is your problem? bitch!! <b> int. sophie tromas mansion -- kitchen -- day </b> domino is loading her gun at the kitchen table as sophie serves breakfast. domino wolfs it down.	<i>Mum was terrified for me. She didn't approve of my lifestyle one bit.</i>
how did you meet choco?	I found him pan-handling on Third Street Promenade. Took him under my wing. We been hunting together ever since.
we dated off and on for two years. but life on the road is tough. the pressure of the tour... relationships within a band... sometimes it leads to jealousy.	How did you meet Choco?
oh my god... you mean... the two of you dated?!	We dated off and on for two years. But life on the road is tough. The pressure of the tour... relationships within a band... sometimes it leads to jealousy.
yeah?! well... i loved her too.	Oh my God... you mean... the two of you dated?!
i... <i>love...</i> pat benatar.	Yeah?! Well... I loved her too.
yeah. i played base guitar for pat benatar.	I... <i>love...</i> Pat Benatar.
really? did you play in a band?	Yeah. I played base guitar for Pat Benatar.
i was a musician.	Really? Did you play in a band?
so ed. what did you do before you became a bounty hunter?	I was a musician.
domino. do you have a last name... domino?	No last names. Just Domino. The less you know about me the better, okay?
you can save that pretty woman shit. the name is domino.	Domino. Do you have a last name... Domino?
you want to be a bounty hunter. why does a pretty little thing like you want to be a bounty hunter?	Because I want justice. I want to help put these sleazebags back in jail where they belong.  And I want to have a little fun.
what the... <i>who is this bitch?</i> <b> ext. hawthorne community center -- parking lot -- next </b> ed and choco exit the el camino just as domino retrieves her knife from the windshield. she grips it in her right hand... threatening them.	Where the fuck do you think you're going?
<i>my real father was an actor. he died when i was a little girl.</i>	Wow. Laurence Harvey. He knew Frank Sinatra?  I knew Frank.
don't fuck with us, edna! there are at least three more limbs where that one came from!	I can certainly think of one more!
not really.	...THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!
do you know where danang is?	Not really.
many times.	Do you know where Danang is?
son, with the exception of spring break in tijuana, have you ever ventured outside of california?	Many times.
three tours? isn't that... <i>twelve years?</i>	Son, with the exception of Spring Break in Tijuana, have you ever ventured outside of California?
uhhh... i have no idea what you just said.	SPEAK ENGLISH! JESUS CHRIST WE'RE ON TELEVISION HERE!
we didn't sign on for this shit.  fuck! this shit is intense. i need to call my agent.	Just shut up and do what they say. They're gonna kill us if we don't, Ian.
and he used to fuck a playboy centerfold every night.	Twice a night, sometimes.
listen, dick-fuck. i had a good run while it lasted. now i've got ten million in the bank. <i>i'll never have to work again for the rest of my life.</i>	And he used to fuck a Playboy centerfold every night.
they need to get the introduction on camera. just play along, alright?	They're gonna edit it together out of sequence so it's more exciting. <b> EXT. BEVERLY HILLS -- LATER ON
we're late.	Fucking Map Quest. <i>Never again.</i> <b> EXT. DOWNTOWN GARAGE ROOFTOP -- NEXT </b> Ziering and Green approach a LARGE TENT. The WINNEBAGO is parked off to the side. Alf is inside... doing something with a WELDER on the front of the RV.
where is domino?	She went up to her room.
this girl is going to be a star. she just tells it like it is.	We should sign her to a talent holding deal. <b> INT. KEG HOUSE -- FRANCES' ROOM -- NEXT
but real. this is gritty. like cassavetes.	Exactly. Why don't you leave the guns behind this time? Go in with only batons, brass knuckles, and numb-chucks.
fast and or furious.	But real. This is gritty. Like Cassavetes.
we're covered on legal with that, right?	In theory.
your theory is valid... <i>in theory.</i>	We can't lose focus of Domino's journey, Mark.
this could break new ground in terms of traditional host models. it's self-reflexive reality television.	Your theory is valid... <i>in theory.</i>
okay.  domino harvey is here.	Send her through to the conference room. <b> INT. FOX TELEVISION STUDIOS -- LOBBY -- NEXT
get cynthia on the line. <i>they changed the fucking font.</i>	Okay.  Domino Harvey is here.
meeka's white blood cell count is dropping fast.	Real fast.
just like billy ocean says. <i>when the going gets tough...</i>	<i>The tough get going.</i>
<i>gotta strip/ gotta give some lip/ gotta make my tip/ but keep yo hands to yourself - cuz you ain't touching these tits.</i>	<i>House is a wreck/ Gotta collect my check/ Gotta perfume my neck/ But keep yo hands off the weave cuz this black bitch don't suck the dick.</i>
ain't nobody gonna call me a bitch without some payback.	Nobody.
you were good.	Real good.
my brother.	My brother.
ya back is got.	My brother.
you got my back.	Ya back is got.
that's what i'm talkin' 'bout. that's what i'm talkin' 'bout.	You got my back.
we shouldn't buy a single slice, spend a single penny in that motherfucker till some people of color are put up in there.	That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
talk to me.	We shouldn't buy a single slice, spend a single penny in that motherfucker till some people of color are put up in there.
he makes all his money off us black people and i don't see nuthin' but italians all up in there, sylvester stallone and motherfuckers.  ya see what i'm saying, homeboy?	Talk to me.
i almost had to yoke him this afternoon.  tell me, tell me, radio raheem, to turn my music down. didn't even say please.  who the fuck he think he is?  don corleone and shit.	He makes all his money off us Black people and I don't see nuthin' but Italians all up in there, Sylvester Stallone and motherfuckers.  Ya see what I'm saying, homeboy?
i'm trying to organize a boycott of sal's pizza joint.  ya see what i'm saying?	I almost had to yoke him this afternoon.  Tell me, tell me, Radio Raheem, to turn my music down. Didn't even say please.  Who the fuck he think he is?  Don Corleone and shit.
yeah, i know dat motherfucker.	I'm trying to organize a boycott of Sal's pizza joint.  Ya see what I'm saying?
check this out.  y'know sal's.	Yeah, I know dat motherfucker.
i don't like anything else.	Check this out.  Y'know Sal's.
i like 'em, but you don't play anything else.	I don't like anything else.
you don't like public enemy?  it's the dope shit.	I like 'em, but you don't play anything else.
is that the only tape you got?	You don't like Public Enemy?  It's the dope shit.
i be.  i'm living large.	Is that the only tape you got?
how you be?	I be.  I'm living large.
i'm gonna leave now.	If I wasn't a righteous Black man you'd be in serious trouble. SERIOUS.
what do you want to live in a black neighborhood for?  motherfuck gentrification.	I'm under the assumption that this is a free country and one can live where he pleases.
who told you to buy a brownstone on my block, in my neighborhood on my side of the street?	What do you want to live in a Black neighborhood for?  Motherfuck gentrification.
i own a brownstone on this block.	Who told you to buy a brownstone on my block, in my neighborhood on my side of the street?
who told you to step on my sneakers? who told you to walk on my side of the block?  who told you to be in my neighborhood?	I own a brownstone on this block.
i'll fuck you up quick two times.	Who told you to step on my sneakers? Who told you to walk on my side of the block?  Who told you to be in my neighborhood?
not only did you knock me down, you stepped on my new white air jordans that i just bought and that's all you can say, "excuse me?"	I'll fuck you up quick two times.
excuse me.  i'm very sorry.	Not only did you knock me down, you stepped on my new white Air Jordans that I just bought and that's all you can say, "Excuse me?"
you almost knocked me down.  the word is "excuse me."	Excuse me.  I'm very sorry.
yes?	You almost knocked me down.  The word is "excuse me."
yo!	Yes?
i'm down, but for a worthwhile cause.	Jade, I still love you.
so, in other words, you are not down.	I'm down, but for a worthwhile cause.
buggin' out, i don't mean to be disrespectful, but you can really direct your energies in a more useful way.	So, in other words, you are not down.
yeah, i asked him.  i don't want nobody in there, nobody spending good money in sal's.  he should get no mo' money from the community till he puts some black faces up on that motherfucking wall.	Buggin' Out, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but you can really direct your energies in a more useful way.
did you ask sal?	Yeah, I asked him.  I don't want nobody in there, nobody spending good money in Sal's.  He should get no mo' money from the community till he puts some Black faces up on that motherfucking wall.
and i--we--want some black people up.	Did you ask Sal?
and?	And I--we--want some Black people up.
every single one of those pictures is somebody italian.	And?
so?	Have you noticed something about them?
y'know all those pictures he has hanging on the wall of fame?	So?
what did he do this time?	Y'know all those pictures he has hanging on the Wall of Fame?
jade, you don't know this, but i'm organizing a boycott of sal's famous pizzeria.	What did he do this time?
that's not even true.  i just want a slice.	Jade, you don't know this, but I'm organizing a boycott of Sal's Famous Pizzeria.
why it gotta be about jungle music and africa?	It's about turning that shit off and getting the fuck outta my pizzeria.
turn that jungle music off.  we ain't in africa.	Why it gotta be about jungle music and Africa?
no, are you?  we want some black people up on the wall of fame.	Turn that JUNGLE MUSIC off.  We ain't in Africa.
what da fuck!  are you deaf?	No, are you?  We want some Black people up on the Wall of Fame.
what did i tell ya 'bout dem pictures?	What da fuck!  Are you deaf?
what did i tell ya 'bout dat noise?	What did I tell ya 'bout dem pictures?
don't come back, either.	Boycott Sal's.  Boycott Sal's.
sal, that might be fine, you own this, but rarely do i see any italian americans eating in here. all i've ever seen is black folks. so since we spend much money here, we do have some say.	You a troublemaker?
extra cheese is two dollars. y'know dat.	Two dollars!  Forget it!
damn, sal, put some more cheese on that motherfucker.	Extra cheese is two dollars. Y'know dat.
you come in here at least three times a day.  you a retard?  a buck fifty.	Damn, Sal, put some more cheese on that motherfucker.
how much?	You come in here at least three times a day.  You a retard?  A buck fifty.
it's so nice to see a family hanging out together.	We're not hanging out.  I'm being escorted back to work.
no, you the man.	No.  I'm just a struggling Black man trying to keep my dick hard in a cruel and harsh world.
you the man.	No, you the man.
you the man.	You the man.
i'm cool.  i'm cool.	Come back in a week, it will be squashed.
buggin' out, i gotta work here.	I'm cool.  I'm cool.
ask sal.	Sal, how come you ain't got no brothers up on the wall here?
how come you ain't got no brothers up?	Ask Sal.
what?	How come you ain't got no brothers up?
mookie.	What?
squash it.	I just wanted to know who named ya Sweet Dick Willie?
what can you say?	I don't know how he does it.
no!	No!
how long?	Too long!  Too long.  Now for the life of me, I haven't been able to figger this out.  Either dem Koreans are geniuses or we Blacks are dumb.
it's been about a year.	A motherfucking year off the motherfucking boat and got a good business in our neighborhood occupying a building that had been boarded up for longer than I care to remember and I've been here a long time.
make it plain.	OK, but listen up.  I'm gonna break it down.
as i was saying before we were so rudely interrupted by the finest.	What was you saying?
you a dumb-ass simple motherfucker. where did you read that?	Don't worry about it.  But when it happens and I'm in my boat and ya black ass is drowning, don't ask me to throw you a lifesaver either.
i hope the block is still standing.	We're still standing.
i didn't.	I hope the block is still standing.
where did you sleep?	I didn't.
i've done that before.	Where did you sleep?
yes indeed.  you almost got yourself killed last night.	I've done that before.
is it a good morning?	Yes indeed.  You almost got yourself killed last night.
good morning.	Is it a good morning?
i thank you.	You're welcome.
maybe you shouldn't.  don't get happy.  this changes nothing between you and me.  you did a good thing and mother sister wanted to thank you for it.	I thank you.
i went from first to home on a bunt single, scored the winning run, the bottom of the ninth, two out, august 1, 1939, snow hill, alabama.  maybe i should be heroic more often.	Maybe you shouldn't.  Don't get happy.  This changes nothing between you and me.  You did a good thing and Mother Sister wanted to thank you for it.
i wasn't trying to be a hero.  i saw what was about to happen and i reacted, didn't even think.  if i did, i might not have done it in second thought.  da mayor is an old man, haven't run that fast in years.	I went from first to home on a bunt single, scored the winning run, the bottom of the ninth, two out, August 1, 1939, Snow Hill, Alabama.  Maybe I should be heroic more often.
that was a foolish act, but it was brave.  that chile owes you his life.	I wasn't trying to be a hero.  I saw what was about to happen and I reacted, didn't even think.  If I did, I might not have done it in second thought.  Da Mayor is an old man, haven't run that fast in years.
fool, there's a lot in this world you don't know.	I'm not stopping.  I'm on my way.
i didn't know you had such beautiful hair.	Fool, there's a lot in this world you don't know.
hold your tongue.  you don't have that much love.	One day you'll be nice to me.  We might both be dead and buried, but you'll be nice.  At least civil.
besides that.  da mayor don't bother nobody.  nobody don't bother da mayor but you.  da mayor just mind his business.  i love everybody. i even love you.	Hold your tongue.  You don't have that much love.
you're a drunk fool.	Besides that.  Da Mayor don't bother nobody.  Nobody don't bother Da Mayor but you.  Da Mayor just mind his business.  I love everybody. I even love you.
mother sister, you've been talkin' 'bout me the last eighteen years. what have i ever done to you?	You're a drunk fool.
the evil eye doesn't work on me.	Mother Sister, you've been talkin' 'bout me the last eighteen years. What have I ever done to you?
that's it?	That's it.
doctor, always try to do the right thing.	That's it?
ok.  ok.	Doctor, always try to do the right thing.
doctor, this is da mayor talkin'.	OK.  OK.
c'mere, doctor.	Doctor, this is Da Mayor talkin'.
gotta go.	C'mere, Doctor.
mookie.	Gotta go.
fifty cents.	You got a deal.
eddie, you're too smart for your own britches.  listen to me.  how much do you want to run to the store for da mayor?	Fifty cents.
how would i know how much it's gonna cost if i don't know what i'm buying?	Eddie, you're too smart for your own britches.  Listen to me.  How much do you want to run to the store for Da Mayor?
relax, eddie, i want you to go to the corner store.  how much will it cost me?	How would I know how much it's gonna cost if I don't know what I'm buying?
i said my name is eddie lovell.	Relax, Eddie, I want you to go to the corner store.  How much will it cost me?
what makes sammy run?	I said my name is Eddie Lovell.
my name is eddie.	What makes Sammy run?
what makes sammy run?	My name is Eddie.
ten.	What makes Sammy run?
how old are you?	Ten.
eddie lovell.	How old are you?
pretty soon i'll be making a move.	I truly hope so.  I'm tired of supporting a grown man.
...peanuts.	Pretty soon I'll be making a move.
i'm getting paid...	...peanuts.
oh, it doesn't, huh!  you got your little 250 dollars a week plus tips...	I'm getting paid...
one has nuthin' to do with the other.	Oh, it doesn't, huh!  You got your little 250 dollars a week plus tips...
stop trying to play big brother. i'm a grown woman.  you gotta lotta nerve.  mookie, you can hardly pay your rent and you're gonna tell me what to do.  come off it.	One has nuthin' to do with the other.
i might be, but you're not welcome here.	Stop trying to play big brother. I'm a grown woman.  You gotta lotta nerve.  Mookie, you can hardly pay your rent and you're gonna tell me what to do.  Come off it.
you are too crude.	I might be, but you're not welcome here.
you should see the way he looks at you.  all sal wants to do is hide the salami.	You are too crude.
i didn't stutter.  you heard me.	You should see the way he looks at you.  All Sal wants to do is hide the salami.
innocent!	I didn't stutter.  You heard me.
he's completely innocent.	Innocent!
nice!	He's completely innocent.
he's just being nice.	Nice!
over sal, the way he talks and the way he looks at you.	He's just being nice.
what are you so worked up about?	Over Sal, the way he talks and the way he looks at you.
no, you're tripping.  don't come in sal's.  alright, read my lips.	What are you so worked up about?
stop tripping.	No, you're tripping.  Don't come in Sal's.  Alright, read my lips.
jade, i don't want you coming in here no mo'.	Stop tripping.
i'll see you out.	See ya around.
yo, i'm gone.	I'll see ya there.
no.	Yo, I'm gone.
i'm coming.	I'm going with you.
hurry up and get dressed.	I'm coming.
what responsibilities?	I didn't stutter.  Take care of your responsibilities.  Y'know exactly what I'm talking about.
yeah, then ya should take better care of your responsibilities.	What responsibilities?
don't worry 'bout me.  i always get paid.	Yeah, then ya should take better care of your responsibilities.
i just don't want you to lose the one job you've been able to keep, that's all.  i'm carrying you as it is.	Don't worry 'bout me.  I always get paid.
slavery days are over.  my name ain't kunta kinte.  sis, i don't want to argue, stop pressing me.	I just don't want you to lose the one job you've been able to keep, that's all.  I'm carrying you as it is.
i think no such a thing.  sal pays you, you should work.	Slavery days are over.  My name ain't Kunta Kinte.  Sis, I don't want to argue, stop pressing me.
later for sal.  y'know, sometimes i think you're more concerned with him than me.	I think no such a thing.  Sal pays you, you should work.
sal's gonna be mad.	Later for Sal.  Y'know, sometimes I think you're more concerned with him than me.
i just come home to take a quick shower.	Sal's gonna be mad.
is this another one of your patented two-hour lunches?	I just come home to take a quick shower.
i'm working.	Is this another one of your patented two-hour lunches?
how come you're not at sal's?	I'm working.
i'm in here.	How come you're not at Sal's?
jade.	I'm in here.
do me a favor.  go to work.	Later.  Gotta get paid.
don't ya love ya brother mookie anymore?  i loves ya, jade.	Do me a favor.  Go to work.
good!  leave me alone when i'm sleeping.  i'm gonna get a lock on my door, to keep ya ass outta here.	Don't ya love ya brother Mookie anymore?  I loves ya, Jade.
it's gonna be hot today.	Good!  Leave me alone when I'm sleeping.  I'm gonna get a lock on my door, to keep ya ass outta here.
wake up?  saturday is the lone day i get to sleep late.	It's gonna be hot today.
wake up!	Wake up?  Saturday is the lone day I get to sleep late.
don't you have enough sense not to bother people when they're sleeping?	Wake up!
and move to long island.  number two: my ex-husband lost all my property, all my money in his scheme to build a black business empire.  needless to say what happened, this house is it, all i got.  i'm too through with yar people.	Whew!
and move to long island...	And move to Long Island.  Number Two: my ex-husband lost all my property, all my money in his scheme to build a Black business empire.  Needless to say what happened, this house is it, all I got.  I'm too through with yar people.
number one: i got some jive, late- rent-paying trifling negroes in this house.  every year i keep threatening to sell it.	And move to Long Island...
i'm not studying no mayor.  besides, he reminds me of my least favorite peoples.  my tenants and my ex- husband--goddamn-bless his soul.	Number One: I got some jive, late- rent-paying trifling Negroes in this house.  Every year I keep threatening to sell it.
you are too cruel to da mayor, it isn't right.	I'm not studying no Mayor.  Besides, he reminds me of my least favorite peoples.  My tenants and my ex- husband--Goddamn-bless his soul.
i don't know why you still haven't bought an air conditioner.	Don't like 'em.  A fan will do.
i'll do.	I don't know why you still haven't bought an air conditioner.
how are you holding up in this weather?	I'll do.
be gentle, child.  mother sister is an old woman.	How are you holding up in this weather?
sorry, comb got caught.	Be gentle, child.  Mother Sister is an old woman.
that's why i don't fool with it. only let you touch it...ouch!	Sorry, comb got caught.
yeah, me too.	That's why I don't fool with it. Only let you touch it...Ouch!
tender-headed runs in my family. you tender-headed?	Yeah, me too.
i got nowhere to go.  we haven't had a good sit-down for a long while.	Tender-headed runs in my family. You tender-headed?
this might take some time.	I got nowhere to go.  We haven't had a good sit-down for a long while.
jade, you're late.	I know, Mother Sister, but I'm here now.  Where's the stuff?
twenty!  motherfucker!  twenty!	Motherfucker you.
how many you say?	Twenty!  Motherfucker!  Twenty!
d!  d!  d!  you dumb motherfucker. learn how to speak english first.  d.	How many you say?
c duracell.	D!  D!  D!  You dumb motherfucker. Learn how to speak English first.  D.
d, not c.	C Duracell.
twenty "c" duracells.	D, not C.
twenty "d" duracells.	Twenty "C" Duracells.
wake up!	Fuck!  My money!
that's right on time.  this is my friend, vito.  his pops is sal.	Tell ya father he makes the best heros in Brooklyn.
here ya are.  keep the change.	That's right on time.  This is my friend, Vito.  His pops is Sal.
mister seor love daddy, i'd like to dedicate the next record to my heart, tina.	Alright.  Let me play this record while I go to work on my chicken Parmigiana hero with extra cheese and extra sauce.
c'mon, don't be shy.  mmm, smells good.  this is ya love daddy talkin' to ya, starvin' like marvin. say something, mookie.	Mister Seor Love Daddy, I'd like to dedicate the next record to my heart, Tina.
korea man is ok.  let's leave him alone.	Him no white.  Him no white.
naw, that's some stupid shit.  now you know how i got that name.	Negroes kill me, always holdin' onto, talkin' 'bout their dicks.
ml stands for ml.  that's it.	Naw, that's some stupid shit.  Now you know how I got that name.
sweet dick, i didn't mean it like that.	Yes you did.
i didn't say nobody, i said you.	Sweet Dick, I didn't mean it like that.
nobody talkin' 'bout ya moms.	I didn't say nobody, I said you.
why you gotta talk 'bout my moms?	Nobody talkin' 'bout ya moms.
what?	ML, hold this for me.
ml?	What?
it's miller time.  let me go give these koreans s'more business.	It's a motherfucking shame.
it's dug.	Look at those Korean motherfuckers across the street.  I betcha they haven't been a year off da motherfucking boat before they opened up their own place.
can ya dig it?	It's dug.
let it be broke.	Can ya dig it?
that's my name.	Do I have to spell it out?
sweet dick willie.	That's my name.
what is?	Sweet Dick Willie.
it's a fucking shame.	What is?
motherfucker wasn't saying shit.	Look at that.
i'll be back on my feet.  soon enough.	So when is all this ice suppose to melt?
you're raggedy as a roach.  you eat the holes out of donuts.	I'll be back on my feet.  Soon enough.
don't worry about it.	You're raggedy as a roach.  You eat the holes out of donuts.
fool, you're thirty cents away from a quarter.  how you gonna get a boat?	Don't worry about it.
doctor, always try to do the right thing.	That's it?
ok.  ok.	Doctor, always try to do the right thing.
doctor, this is sal talkin'.	OK.  OK.
c'mere, doctor.	Doctor, this is Sal talkin'.
gotta go.	C'mere, Doctor.
mookie?	Gotta go.
i can dig it.  it's gonna be hot as a motherfucker.	Mookie?
yeah!...i'm goin' to the beach for the first day in fifteen years. gonna take the day off and go to the beach.	I can dig it.  It's gonna be HOT as a motherfucker.
make dat money.  get paid.	Yeah!...I'm goin' to the beach for the first day in fifteen years. Gonna take the day off and go to the beach.
no.  what are you gonna do?	Make dat money.  Get paid.
you gonna open up another sal's famous pizzeria?	No.  What are you gonna do?
it's supposed to be even hotter today.	You gonna open up another Sal's Famous Pizzeria?
you keep it.	Christmas came early.
keep it.	You keep it.
you only pay me two-fifty a week.  i owe you fifty bucks.	Keep it.
ya just got paid, so leave me the fuck alone.	You only pay me two-fifty a week.  I owe you fifty bucks.
how much?  how much do i owe you?	My salary.  Two-fifty.
quit bullshitting.	You don't know shit about shit.
do we now?	Quit bullshitting.
we all know you're gonna get over with the insurance money anyway! ya know da deal.	Do we now?
we both do.	We all know you're gonna get over with the insurance money anyway! Ya know da deal.
fuck dat.  the time is fuckin' now. y'know i'm sorry 'bout sal's famous pizzeria, but i gotta live, too. i gotta get paid.	We both do.
you're right, a kid is dead, but mook, this isn't the time.	Fuck dat.  The time is fuckin' now. Y'know I'm sorry 'bout Sal's Famous Pizzeria, but I gotta live, too. I gotta get paid.
motherfuck a window, radio raheem is dead.	You're right, a kid is dead, but Mook, this isn't the time.
don't even ask about your money. your money wouldn't even pay for that window you smashed.	Motherfuck a window, Radio Raheem is dead.
sal, i want my money.	Don't even ask about your money. Your money wouldn't even pay for that window you smashed.
mookie, i always liked you.  not the smartest kid, but you're honest. don't make me dislike you.	Sal, I want my money.
i wants my money.  i wants to get paid.	Mookie, I always liked you.  Not the smartest kid, but you're honest. Don't make me dislike you.
whatdafuck do you want?	I wants my money.  I wants to get paid.
c'mon, sal.	Where we goin'?
you must be guilty of something or you would have never come in saying the things you said.	C'mon, Sal.
i'm not guilty of nuthin'.	You must be guilty of something or you would have never come in saying the things you said.
i didn't say nuthin'.  you must have a guilty conscience.  what are you guilty of?	I'm not guilty of nuthin'.
sal, if you want me to deliver any faster, get me a jet rocket or something, cuz i can't run with pizzas, all the cheese ends up on one side and shit.	I didn't say nuthin'.  You must have a guilty conscience.  What are you guilty of?
yeah, do you know 'em?	No, just checking.
sal, just do me a favor, leave jade alone.	Here, you gotta delivery.
mookie, i don't know what you're talking about, plus i don't want to hear it.	Sal, just do me a favor, leave Jade alone.
sal, i don't care if you fire me this exact minute, leave my sister alone.	Mookie, I don't know what you're talking about, plus I don't want to hear it.
i would like to get paid now.	Tonight, when we close.
you know you don't get paid till we close tonight.  we're still open.	I would like to get paid now.
sal, just this once, do me that solid.	You know you don't get paid till we close tonight.  We're still open.
can't do.	Sal, just this once, do me that solid.
can you pay me now?	Can't do.
depends.	Can you pay me now?
sal, can you do me a favor?	Depends.
mookie!  how is anybody gonna call in?	Big deal?  If that's not LOVE, I don't know what is.
mookie, get offa da phone.	Be off in a second.  Tina, I dedicated a record on Mister Seor Love Daddy's show to you.
mookie, what took you so long?  i got a business to run.	Run it then.
mookie, if your friends can't behave, they're not welcome.	I got no say over people.
mookie, no cursing in the store.	Talk to your son.
who doesn't work?  don't start no shit, won't be no shit.	Mookie, no cursing in the store.
hey!  what did i say?	Who doesn't work?  Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.
later.	You're to the curb.  You better step off.  Get a life.
act like one then.  be a man.	Later.
i am a man.	Act like one then.  Be a man.
be a man.	I am a man.
tina, i'll be right back.	Be a man.
you don't care about me and you definately don't care 'bout your son.	Tina, I'll be right back.
tina, it's not like that.	You don't care about me and you definately don't care 'bout your son.
mookie, you must think i'm stupid or something.  you're gonna run outta here and i won't see your black ass for another week.	Tina, it's not like that.
to get my money.	Mookie, you must think I'm stupid or something.  You're gonna run outta here and I won't see your black ass for another week.
where are you going?	To get my money.
feels good.	Yes, yes, Lord.  Isn't this better than Haagen-Dazs butter pecan ice cream?
what?	Tina, you don't have a forehead, you got a eight-head.
meda.  meda.	What?
later for you.	Meda.  Meda.
it's 'pose to be cold.	Later for you.
it's cold.	It's 'pose to be cold.
of course i'm sweating.  i'm burning up.  it's hot, moron, only a hundred degrees in here.	Lie down, please.
tina, you're sweating.	Of course I'm sweating.  I'm burning up.  It's hot, moron, only a hundred degrees in here.
no rawness.	Tina, you're sweating.
i'm sorry, but no rawness is jumping off tonight.	No rawness.
why you gotta curse?	I'm sorry, but no rawness is jumping off tonight.
mookie, i told you already it's too fucking hot to make love.	Why you gotta curse?
i'm gonna take off ya clothes.	Mookie, I told you already it's too fucking hot to make love.
trust me.	I'm gonna take off ya clothes.
trust you?  because of trusting you we have a son.  remember your son?	Trust me.
trust me.	Trust you?  Because of trusting you we have a son.  Remember your son?
what else?	Trust me.
then we'll do something else.	What else?
you a blue-moon fool.	Then we'll do something else.
a quickie is good every once in a blue moon.	You a blue-moon fool.
that's out.  no!  it's too hot! you think i'm gonna let you get some, put on your clothes, then run outta here and never see you again in who knows when?	A quickie is good every once in a blue moon.
long enough for us to do the nasty.	That's out.  No!  It's too hot! You think I'm gonna let you get some, put on your clothes, then run outta here and never see you again in who knows when?
how long then?	Long enough for us to do the nasty.
i can't be staying long anyway.	How long then?
no!  no!  you won't come back either.	I can't be staying long anyway.
i can run out and get it.	No!  No!  You won't come back either.
and i really wanted some ice cream too.	I can run out and get it.
i just forgot.	And I really wanted some ice cream too.
your memory is really getting bad.	I just forgot.
shit!  i forgot.	Your memory is really getting bad.
where's the ice cream?  the hagen- dazs butter pecan?	Shit!  I forgot.
i've been working hard, getting paid.	Where's the ice cream?  The Hagen- Dazs butter pecan?
how else was i going to get you here?  i haven't seen you in a week.	I've been working hard, getting paid.
tina, you are too slick.	How else was I going to get you here?  I haven't seen you in a week.
come in then.	Tina, you are too slick.
hot.  hot.	Come in then.
what took you so long?  is it hot?	Hot.  Hot.
delivery from sal's famous pizzeria.	What took you so long?  Is it hot?
bring some ice cream, i'm burning up.  do you love me?	Do I love you?
before i get off work.	Bring some ice cream, I'm burning up.  Do you love me?
when?	Before I get off work.
alright.  alright.  i'll be over there sometime today.	When?
i want you to spend some time with me.  i want you to try and make this relationship work.  if not, i'd rather not be bothered.	Alright.  Alright.  I'll be over there sometime today.
tina, what do you want me to do?	I want you to spend some time with me.  I want you to try and make this relationship work.  If not, I'd rather not be bothered.
i work too, but i still make time.	Tina, what do you want me to do?
i know i haven't seen you in four days.  i'm a working man.	I work too, but I still make time.
dago, wop, garlic-breath, guinea, pizza-slinging, spaghetti-bending, vic damone, perry como, luciano pavarotti, sole mio, nonsinging motherfucker.	You gold-teeth, gold-chain-wearing, fried-chicken-and-biscuit-eatin', monkey, ape, baboon, big thigh, fast-running, three-hundred-sixty- degree-basketball-dunking spade Moulan Yan.
well, fuck you, too, and fuck michael jordan.	Dago, wop, garlic-breath, guinea, pizza-slinging, spaghetti-bending, Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsinging motherfucker.
fuck you, fuck pizza, and fuck frank sinatra, too.	Well, fuck you, too, and fuck Michael Jordan.
keep dreaming.	Fuck you, fuck pizza, and fuck Frank Sinatra, too.
it's e-vit-able.	Keep dreaming.
fuck you.  anyway, minister farrakhan always talks about the so-called "day" when the black man will rise.  "we will one day rule the earth as we did in our glorious past."  you really believe that shit?	It's e-vit-able.
i didn't know you could read.	Fuck you.  Anyway, Minister Farrakhan always talks about the so-called "day" when the Black man will rise.  "We will one day rule the earth as we did in our glorious past."  You really believe that shit?
y'know, i've been listening and reading 'bout farrakhan, ya didn't know that, did you?	I didn't know you could read.
pino, i think secretly that you wish you were black.  that's what i think.  vito, what do you say?	Y'know, I've been listening and reading 'bout Farrakhan, ya didn't know that, did you?
shut up.  the boss!  bruuucce!!!!	Sounds funny to me.  As much as you say nigger this and nigger that, all your favorite people are "niggers."
and not larry bird?  who's your favorite movie star?	Eddie Murphy.
magic johnson.	And not Larry Bird?  Who's your favorite movie star?
who's your favorite basketball player?	Magic Johnson.
you deaf or what?	Gotta go.  See ya soon.  Everybody happy now?
what?	Remember what I said.
smack him back.	What?
you talk to 'em.	People are free to do what they wanna do.
give dat bum a dollar for sweeping our sidewalk.  what do we pay mookie for?  he don't even work.  i work harder than him and i'm your own son.	Who don't work?  Let's see you carry six large pies up six flights of stairs.  No elevator either and shit.
da mayor ain't no bum.	Give dat bum a dollar for sweeping our sidewalk.  What do we pay Mookie for?  He don't even work.  I work harder than him and I'm your own son.
pop, i don't believe this shit.  we runnin' welfare or somethin'? every day you give dat bum--	Da Mayor ain't no bum.
fuck dat shit.  i deliver pizzas. that's what i get paid for.	You get paid to do what we say.
shaddup, vito.	Fuck dat shit.  I deliver pizzas. That's what I get paid for.
just coolin'.	You're still late.
mookie, late again.  how many times i gotta tell you?	Hello, Sal.  Hello, Vito.
pino, no joke.  c'mon, answer.	It's Prince.  He's a Prince freak.
pino, i work hard like everybody in here.	He's right.
i'll do that.	We're outta here.
that's what i think.	I don't like to fight.
that's what you think?	That's what I think.
if you don't make a stand, he's gonna be beating ya like a egg for the rest of your life.	That's what you think?
i don't know.	If you don't make a stand, he's gonna be beating ya like a egg for the rest of your life.
y'know, vito, i know pino is ya brother and shit, but the next time he hits ya, the next time he touches ya, you should "house him." kick his ass.	I don't know.
yeah.	Y'know, Vito, I know Pino is ya brother and shit, but the next time he hits ya, the next time he touches ya, you should "house him." Kick his ass.
ya like him, huh?	Yeah.
mister seor love daddy is cool.	Ya like him, huh?
wait a minute.  wait a minute.  i just got here.  you sweep.  i betcha sal asked you first anyhow.	That's right.
i love you, my brother.	I love you, Black.
i understand.	I love you, my brother.
brother, mookie, if i love you i love you, but if i hate you...	I understand.
i'm listening.	HATE!
i just copped them.  let me tell you the story of right-hand--left- hand--the tale of good and evil.	I'm listening.
that's the dope.	I just copped them.  Let me tell you the story of Right-Hand--Left- Hand--the tale of Good and Evil.
on the rebound.	That's the dope.
i'll be back after i make this delivery.	On the rebound.
i was going to buy a slice.	I'll be back after I make this delivery.
whaddup.  money?	I was going to buy a slice.
i like mookie a lot.	And that's exactly what I'm talkin' 'bout.
be on guard.  mookie has pop conned already, so we have to look out for him.	I like Mookie a lot.
so what do you want me to do?	Be on guard.  Mookie has Pop conned already, so we have to look out for him.
i know so.  he, them, they're not to be trusted.	So what do you want me to do?
you really think so?	I know so.  He, them, they're not to be trusted.
i know.	You really think so?
how do you know this?	I know.
mookie is not to be trusted.  no moulan yan can be trusted.  the first time you turn your back, boom, a knife right here.  in the back.	How do you know this?
stop busting my balls.  i said i'm listening ten fucking times already.	Mookie is not to be trusted.  No Moulan Yan can be trusted.  The first time you turn your back, boom, a knife right here.  In the back.
you listening to me?	Stop busting my balls.  I said I'm listening ten fucking times already.
mookie's ok.	You listening to me?
good.  vito, you trust that mook too much.  so does pop.	Mookie's OK.
jesus christ on the cross, i said i'm listening.	Good.  Vito, you trust that Mook too much.  So does Pop.
good.  i want you to listen.	Jesus Christ on the cross, I said I'm listening.
i'm listening.	Good.  I want you to listen.
i love you.	I'm listening.
i know this.	I love you.
some are ok.	My friends laugh at me all the time, laugh right in my face, tell me go feed the Moulies.
fuck you and stay off the phone.	Forget it, Mookie.
sez who?	Sez me.
me and you are gonna have a talk.	Sez who?
get the broom.	I ain't getting shit.
see, pop.  that's just what i was talkin' about.  every single time you tell pino to do something, he gives it to me.	He's nuts.
vito!  pino!  let's go.	Be right there, Pop.  Listen to what I said.
pop, stop lying.	Shaddup!  Jade, what can I fix you?
you're gonna be in the street with the rest of your homeboys.	'Bout time, Pop.
pop, what else can i say?  i don't wanna be here, they don't want us here.  we should stay in our own neighborhood, stay in bensonhurst.	So what if this is a Black neighborhood, so what if we're a minority.  I've never had no trouble with dese people, don't want none either, so don't start none.  This is America.  Sal's Famous Pizzeria is here for good. You think you know it all?  Well, you don't.  I'm your father, you better remember that.
i didn't think so.	Pop, what else can I say?  I don't wanna be here, they don't want us here.  We should stay in our own neighborhood, stay in Bensonhurst.
we don't know nuthin' else.	I'm sick of niggers, it's a bad neighborhood.  I don't like being around them, they're animals.
then we could try something else.	We don't know nuthin' else.
too many pizzerias already there.	Then we could try something else.
couldn't we sell this and open up a new one in our own neighborhood?	Too many pizzerias already there.
since when do you know what's best for us?	Couldn't we sell this and open up a new one in our own neighborhood?
pop, i think we should sell this place, get outta here while we're still ahead...and alive.	Since when do you know what's best for us?
turn it off.	Mister Radio Raheem, I can't even hear myself think.  You are disturbing me and you are disturbing my customers.
mookie, you're fucking up.	Twenty minutes.  How come you niggers are so stupid?
sal's famous pizzeria, yeah, two large pizzas, pepperoni and anchovies, hold on...  see, pop, mookie fucking talking on the phone and people are trying to call in orders.  he's making us lose business.	Mookie, you're fucking up.
c'mere.  don't get too friendly with da mook.	That's gonna be the last time you hit Vito.
i should have vito go with you all the time.	Yeah, no more ninety-minute deliveries around the corner.
pino, relax, will ya.	Here, take the broom.  The front needs sweeping.
can you do better?  i didn't think so.  this is a respectable business.  nuthin' wrong with it.  get dat broom.	Tell Vito.
can you do better?  c'mere.	Can you do better?  I didn't think so.  This is a respectable business.  Nuthin' wrong with it.  Get dat broom.
i didn't want to come to work anyway.  i hate this freakin' place.	Can you do better?  C'mere.
hey!  watch it.	I didn't want to come to work anyway.  I hate this freakin' place.
pino, get a broom and sweep out front.	Vito, get a broom and sweep out front.
pop, i'm gonna go with mookie.	Good, make sure he don't jerk around.
take it easy, pop.	Don't start on me today.
both of youse--shaddup.  this is a place of business.	Tell 'em, Pop.
how ya doin', mookie?	Whaddup?
pop asked you.	I'm gonna kill somebody today.
the both of youse, shaddup.	Tell Pino.
oh my god, are you alright?	Yeah, I think.
yeah, we're closed. so go away.	Actually we have something for you.
you're it.	Guys. Give me the two fifty and go away.
yeah, you are. he touched you. you're "it" until you touch someone else.	I have five kids at home, I know how it works. I'm just not "it". Okay guys? Two fifty.
no, i'm not it.	Yeah, you are. He touched you. You're "it" until you touch someone else.
ching chong, what happened to your beautiful asian accent?	Actually, my name is Cindy, the accent just helps me meet boys.
i don't get it. why'd you make him a pirate?	I'll tell you why!
kan maaaaw roy orbison kin nah mah oh che.	... to the tune of "Only the Lonely" by Roy Orbison.
... flying gracefully... over the rice fields.	Kan maaaaw Roy Orbison kin nah mah oh che.
sleeeeew sheek baw...	... flying gracefully... over the rice fields.
she's saying... a beautiful swan...	Sleeeeew sheek baw...
ting tao kuun jahn leeka leeka powww.	She's saying... a beautiful swan...
baby listen, there's nothing more american than not doing anything and getting away with it.	Then I'm in. Just like Jerk-Off.
but i came here to learn about america.	Baby listen, there's nothing more American than not doing anything and getting away with it.
hey look, it's our teacher.	Of course, she's in on it too. Don't let her see you. Just go get that chest and show the world what Collins has been doing. I'm staying here.
why didn't you tell us your boyfriend was principal collins?	What? No! Look.
okay.	Okay, what?
what are you wearing?	I, uh... changed for dinner. I get dressed for all my meals. Except breakfast and bath-meal.  Boy, it's hot in here. Mind if I open a window?
what?	Coming.
are you kidding? i'll be down in a "i-crapped-my-pants."	What?
my mom wants to know if you can stay for dinner.	Are you kidding? I'll be down in a "I-crapped-my-pants."
are you kidding? i couldn't be more okay.	My mom wants to know if you can stay for dinner.
harry? are you okay?	Are you kidding? I couldn't be more okay.
just down the hall.	Very good. Back in a jiff.
po, po, position...? hey, here's thought, have you a bathroom?	Just down the hall.
what? well now i'm in a position where i may just heed your help.	Po, po, position...? Hey, here's thought, have you a bathroom?
i'm fine.	Well, I'll tell you what I think. I think she and Principal Collins are embezzling money from the school, and I think they've been doing it for years.
sit down, i have something to tell you.	I'm fine.
she says that she's got more important things to do now that the new mall opened.	Sit down, I have something to tell you.
lloyd? what about ms. heller?	She says that she's got more important things to do now that the new mall opened.
that's okay. lloyd's really the one teaching the class.	LLOYD? What about Ms. Heller?
i checked with the school board, she's not an accredited teacher.	That's okay. Lloyd's really the one teaching the class.
hard for me? hard for me? hard for me? hard for me?  you had questions?	I checked with the school board, she's not an accredited teacher.
okay, there's a lot for us to go over, so it may get hard for you.	Hard for me? Hard for me? Hard for me? Hard for me?  You had questions?
yeah, but i'm buying.	Okay, there's a lot for us to go over, so it may get hard for you.
would you like something to drink?	Yeah, but I'm buying.
ooh gross.	Would you like something to drink?
wipe your feet. my parents are totally anal.	Ooh gross.
yeah...	Gotcha.
o'clock?	Yeah...
come over around seven.	O'clock?
excuse me?	Come over around seven.
you and lloyd chose the class!?	Excuse me?
we're all special. everyone lloyd and i chose for the class is special.	You and Lloyd chose the class!?
are you trying to be funny? or are you actually re--, re...special	We're all special. Everyone Lloyd and I chose for the class is special.
oh, you want to talk about your delicates?	Are you trying to be funny? Or are you actually re--, re...special
oh harry, you're so funny. now i have something that's kind of delicate...	Oh, you want to talk about your delicates?
yeah. look at this polar bear. it hasn't moved in half an hour. and those eskimos over there...i'm sure at least one of them is a mannequin.	Oh Harry, you're so funny. Now I have something that's kind of delicate...
you did?	Yeah. Look at this polar bear. It hasn't moved in half an hour. And those Eskimos over there...I'm sure at least one of them is a mannequin.
a-ha! i had a feeling it was all a fake.	You did?
that's because ms. heller doesn't want you to know this whole thing is a scam.	A-ha! I had a feeling it was all a fake.
ms. heller said not to talk to you.	That's because Ms. Heller doesn't want you to know this whole thing is a scam.
harry!	MS. HELLER said not to talk to you.
tomorrow we go on a fee-eee-eee- wald twrip.	A field trip? Maybe I'll join you. See you tomorrow.
do you thill want to do an arwticle on me, jethica?	Yes, you and the whole Special Needs class.
hey guys.	Heddo Jeth-ica.
yeah, well, i'd much rather write an expose or a hard hitting investigative piece, but nothing really ever happens around here. but, i chose you and that's fine.  i'm jessica matthews.	HARRY Dunne.
four colors? neato!	Yeah, well, I'd much rather write an expose or a hard hitting investigative piece, but nothing really ever happens around here. But, I chose you and that's fine.  I'm Jessica Matthews.
i've been assigned to write an article about you for the school paper. it was either a feature on you or the new four-color ink pens at the student store.	Four colors? Neato!
yeah. how'd you know?	I've been assigned to write an article about you for the school paper. It was either a feature on you or the new four-color ink pens at the student store.
you're the kid who was home schooled.	Yeah. How'd you know?
depends how you define 'new'...	You're the kid who was home schooled.
oh, yeah. i don't think they do. you're new here, right?	Depends how you define 'new'...
in the new library there.	Oh, yeah. I don't think they do. You're new here, right?
excuse me.	In the new library there.
well i hope the carpet matches the drapes.	Excuse me.
hi.	Well I hope the carpet matches the drapes.
well save room for mrs. matthews famous baked brisket.	Famous? I've never heard of it.
no, i'm fine thanks.	Well save room for Mrs. Matthews famous baked brisket.
we've got some margarine too if you'd like to scoop it out of the tub.	No, I'm fine thanks.
the name's walter.	Well la de da.
then what are we doing sitting around yapping? let's eat!	The name's Walter.
uh... not a great first impression... dinner's ready.	Then what are we doing sitting around yapping? Let's eat!
oh lloyd, you gotta taste my mom's pie!	So boys, how was your first day?
then a sleep-over is okay by me. okay boys, eat up.	Oh Lloyd, you gotta taste my Mom's pie!
is it okay if he spends the night?	LLOYD, did you ask your parents?
oh, harry, i'm so proud of you making a real friend.	Is it okay if he spends the night?
mom, you know that never works.	Right.
here's your lunch. and an apple and banana for extra energy.	Maybe the treasure's a chest full of apples and bananas!
i know i am, mom.	Here's your lunch. And an apple and banana for extra energy.
you're going to be just fine, harry.	I know I am, Mom.
you know mom, like in the pool.	You're going to be just fine, HARRY.
i don't follow.	You know Mom, like in the pool.
wow just like marco polo.	I don't follow.
it could be anything. you're going to discover a whole new world when you get to school.	Wow just like Marco Polo.
wow, a treasure map! what's the treasure?	It could be anything. You're going to discover a whole new world when you get to school.
yes, harry. i can't home school you anymore. so maybe it's time to make some new friends, some friends your own age...	I'm just not ready.
is it true what you said to captain rob?	Yes, Harry. I can't home school you anymore. So maybe it's time to make some new friends, some friends your own age...
that's gross.	I know.
beats me. it's jessica's dad - she said he's really anal.	That's gross.
hey, where'd you go?	Beats me. It's Jessica's Dad - she said he's really anal.
sorry, charlie.	Hey, where'd you go?
you take her.	No Lloyd. Chicks are for fags - I'm not going to do it.
well, what should we do?	You take her.
try one in a million!	Well, what should we do?
she's one of a kind.	Try one in a million!
that's the one i wanted.	She's one of a kind.
what?	That's the one I wanted.
damn! what are the odds?	What?
the one on the left.	Damn! What are the odds?
okay. which one do you want?	The one on the left.
right.	Okay. Which one do you want?
hold up. first, we have to decide who gets who, remember? no more competition?	Right.
yeah, we should never let a woman come between us again.	I don't think that'll happen. We've learned a valuable lesson we won't ever forget.
ya know harry, i think this whole experience has soured me on women.	Yeah, we should never let a woman come between us again.
and with that complete loser	Ya know Harry, I think this whole experience has soured me on women.
oh my god! she's two-timing principal collins!	And with that complete loser
he's so modest. probably embarrassed by all the attention.	Well, that's too bad, this is his day.
hey there goes principal collins!	He's so modest. Probably embarrassed by all the attention.
oh, good. there's jessica.	How could she miss this? This whole salute to Collins was her idea.
start the tape, lloyd.	Roger that, Wilco.
yeah! no more clicks and whistles! now she speaks perfect english!	You're a great teacher, Lloyd.
oh my god. can you believe your ears?	Yeah! No more clicks and whistles! Now she speaks perfect English!
guys, this is much better.	PRINCIPAL COLLINS is a greater American than George Washington will ever be.
harry, are we gonna build this thing or not?	LLOYD, what I'm saying is we may already have what we want.
wait, wait!	HARRY, are we gonna build this thing or not?
ready lloyd?	Put a fork in me Harry, lets get started.
yes. screw george washington. just like marilyn monroe did.	Ready Lloyd?
harry, we found the real thing to be thankful for. screw george washington!	Yes. Screw George Washington. Just like Marilyn Monroe did.
that's it. build him a float for the thanksgiving day parade!	HARRY, we found the real thing to be thankful for. Screw George Washington!
a float!	That's it. Build him a float for the Thanksgiving Day parade!
and like she said, do it before the parade.	A float!
she wants us to show the world what a great guy principal collins is.	And like she said, do it before the parade.
that's what jessica was talking about!	She wants us to show the world what a great guy Principal Collins is.
we never thanked him for giving us our special needs class.	That's what Jessica was talking about!
what? what did we do?	We never thanked him for giving us our Special Needs class.
something about showing the world what principal collins has done.	Right. She's so proud of her boyfriend.
what was it jessica wanted us to do with this chest again?	Something about showing the world what Principal Collins has done.
that makes total sense. the treasure chest was in his office. which means principal collins is a pirate! i'm surprised captain rob never mentioned him.	That's because Captain Rob is not a pirate. We've been through this.
hey lloyd. this looks like another one of your mix tapes.	Maybe the pirate who buried this treasure chest made it. Put it on.
i have no idea - it's full of files and documents and tapes.	Do you know what this means?
i don't know who we are anymore.	I have no idea - it's full of files and documents and tapes.
enough! look what this cursed chest is doing to us.	I don't know who we are anymore.
it was a diamond and you swallowed it.	Enough! Look what this cursed chest is doing to us.
i... found that rock.	It was a diamond and you swallowed it.
but i ate your mom's pie.	I... found that rock.
i made the polar bear pants.	But I ate your Mom's pie.
i lugged it all over town!	I made the polar bear pants.
but my mom gave me the map.	I lugged it all over town!
how true. but i still feel i deserve more than you do of this treasure. i mean, i found it.	But my mom gave me the map.
you know lloyd, the real treasure is our friendship.	How true. But I still feel I deserve more than you do of this treasure. I mean, I found it.
well, i'm listening now.	Me, too. This is my favorite part of the tape.
three words. i did. but you were all mad at me and wouldn't listen.	Well, I'm listening now.
you found my treasure? why didn't you tell me.	Three words. I did. But you were all mad at me and wouldn't listen.
hey, look. ice cream.	You thinking what I'm thinking?
he must be on his way to pee out a fire.	Hey, look. Ice cream.
cute puppy.	He must be on his way to pee out a fire.
he's like the pope. like we're gonna snake a girl away from the pope.	Hey, let's go spy on them.
no wonder we both struck out with her. who can compete with the sexual power of the man who occupies the highest office in the land?	He's like the Pope. Like we're gonna snake a girl away from the Pope.
now it makes total sense why she didn't want him to know we were in his office the other night.	No wonder we both struck out with her. Who can compete with the sexual power of the man who occupies the highest office in the land?
principal collins is her boyfriend!	Now it makes total sense why she didn't want him to know we were in his office the other night.
that must be her boyfriend's car.	PRINCIPAL COLLINS is her boyfriend!
hey, it's jessica.	That must be her boyfriend's car.
no. look.	Hey, it's Jessica.
it's okay. i want the rush.	No. Look.
d2.	It's okay. I want the rush.
are, too.	D2.
am not.	Are, too.
you're it.	Am not.
i know i did.	Sorry, no further questions.
you certainly did.	I know I did.
yeah, that's why i asked.	You certainly did.
if you have to ask, you don't know.	Yeah, that's why I asked.
what do you mean? we can't go in there or we'll be "it".	If you have to ask, you don't know.
wow, we built a whole float in one afternoon. and now the reward.	What do you mean? We can't go in there or we'll be "it".
who?	Hello, he only invented money!
george washington!	Who?
a blimp.	A turd.
a raft.	A blimp.
no. what happened?	Nothing. Why, whaddya hear?
by the way, did captain rob mention how i beat the crap out of him this afternoon?	No. What happened?
me, me, me!	The answer is George Jefferson.
no one knows?	Me, me, me!
harry, would you like to share with the rest of us what's so funny?	You wouldn't get it. Just a private joke between best friends.
oh, telling inside jokes now, are we? that's it. you're out of the cool crowd. next time turk's passing out wedgies, you ain't gettin' one.	HARRY, would you like to share with the rest of us what's so funny?
good one, captain rob. he does look like a you-know-what.	Oh, telling inside jokes now, are we? That's it. You're out of the cool crowd. Next time Turk's passing out wedgies, you ain't gettin' one.
hey, there's no reason to use that kind of language!	Good one, Captain Rob. He does look like a you-know-what.
yeah, he does sound like a rat fink.	Hey, there's no reason to use that kind of language!
captain rob came back?	Yeah, he does sound like a rat fink.
do you hear something, captain rob?	Captain Rob came back?
jessica and i are through. i couldn't stand being with her knowing you liked her. it wasn't worth our friendship. oh, and she also has a boyfriend.	Do you hear something, Captain Rob?
yeah, right. why don't you show it to your "girlfriend"?	JESSICA and I are through. I couldn't stand being with her knowing you liked her. It wasn't worth our friendship. Oh, and she also has a boyfriend.
did you hear what i said? the treasure! like on your map!	Yeah, right. Why don't you show it to your "girlfriend"?
go away, assface.	Did you hear what I said? The treasure! Like on your map!
harry! i found the treasure!	Go away, assface.
harry!	You're right. Hey, thanks for the jet pack. Your fantasies are so much cooler than mine. Bye Mom.
but-	HARRY!
harry, this is my fantasy! i suggest you leave - before i imagine something horrible.	But-
lloyd, what are you doing? that's jessica and... my mom.	HARRY, this is my fantasy! I suggest you leave - before I imagine something horrible.
sure, i like a woman with some meat on her bones.	So, have you given him "some" yet?
now what are you staring at, you ugly monkey?	What are you staring at, you ugly monkey?
don't snap at me like that. you're lucky i don't punch you right in the face.	Now what are you staring at, you ugly monkey?
don't snap at me like that. you're lucky i don't punch you right in the face.	Don't snap at me like that. You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face.
i bet you want your head scratched.	I bet you want your head scratched.
do you want me to pet your head?	I bet you want your head scratched.
hey, where did you come from?	Hey, where did you come from?
you have beautiful eyes.	You have beautiful eyes.
harry, can you hear me?	Yes.
okay, i saw this in a movie once. open the dining room window and follow my lead. say what i say.	Good - thanks Lloyd! I'll meet you downstairs, I gotta find some clothes.
she wants me to stay for dinner, i don't know what to say to her.	Okay, I saw this in a movie once. Open the dining room window and follow my lead. Say what I say.
you're always your harshest critic.	She wants me to stay for dinner, I don't know what to say to her.
i don't think so.	You're always your harshest critic.
i'm sure you're overreacting.	I don't think so.
i kinda screwed things up.	I'm sure you're overreacting.
just wanted to see how your doing.	I kinda screwed things up.
oh hey lloyd, why are you here?	Just wanted to see how your doing.
shut up!	Alright, if you really want to go down this road, well girl's like chocolate.
it's really not up to you, harry. but we just want you to feel like you're part of the decision.	Shut up!
you can't marry my mom.	It's really not up to you, Harry. But we just want you to feel like you're part of the decision.
sure i do. on one condition.	You can't marry my mom.
come on, lloyd. you must know someone i can talk to.	Sure I do. On one condition.
you know... she's gonna be all over you like a barrel of monkeys, with her tight shirt and short skirt... eeeww, it's so faggy i can't even talk about it.	Come on, Lloyd. You must know someone I can talk to.
some what?	You know... She's gonna be all over you like a barrel of monkeys, with her tight shirt and short skirt... Eeeww, it's so faggy I can't even talk about it.
oh yeah, buddy, you're gonna get "some".	Some what?
i think she wants me to come over to put me into the right position to check out her delicates, what ever that means.	Oh yeah, buddy, you're gonna get "some".
who cares? chicks are for fags.	I think she wants me to come over to put me into the right position to check out her delicates, what ever that means.
yea!	Who cares? Chicks are for fags.
sorry about that harry, first time i've brought a friend up there. you okay?	Yea!
that's a cow, harry.	Well, I could go for a tall glass of polar bear milk right now.
oh. sorry. you're right, field trip partner is a big commitment.	I'm kidding! Of course I'll be your partner.
you and me? dream on, desperado.	Oh. Sorry. You're right, field trip partner is a big commitment.
well... uh...maybe... jeez, how can i say this... you and i could...perhaps ...maybe...uh... partner up?	You and me? Dream on, desperado.
i don't know. i haven't decided yet.	Well... Uh...maybe... jeez, how can I say this... you and I could...perhaps ...maybe...uh... partner up?
who's your partner?	I don't know. I haven't decided yet.
sucks for you.	Who's your partner?
uh oh. captain rob's always been my partner.	Sucks for you.
nope. i was right.	Wanna bet?
how do you know it's for us?	Duh. The cool kids sit in the back of the bus. Here, every row is in the back. We're all cool!
our own special bus.	How do you know it's for us?
what?	Our own special bus.
according to the map, we're just about at school.	Yeah, but we still haven't found any treasure.
oh... that makes much more sense. i had a heck of time getting these drapes from my mom. you don't want to know where i put the cord.	HARRY! Here he comes.
harry, i said don't 'dress like a queen'!	Oh... that makes much more sense. I had a heck of time getting these drapes from my mom. You don't want to know where I put the cord.
...cause you said...	HARRY, I said don't 'dress like a Queen'!
sorry. why are you dressed like a queen!?	...cause you said...
lloyd, where've you been? i've been waiting forever. i'm so embarrassed.	Sorry. Why are you dressed like a Queen!?
there she goes, now wearing nothing but her underwear.	What a nerd. I don't know where that girl's ever gonna find a husband.
owww.	And my mouph is frozen.
put some ice on it.	Owww.
my head is suddenly killing me. maybe it's from all the learning today.	Put some ice on it.
maybe i should go home and grade papers. owwww.	My head is suddenly killing me. Maybe it's from all the learning today.
i don't know. owwww.	Maybe I should go home and grade papers. Owwww.
ow... what do you want to do, harry?	I don't know. Owwww.
owww... refreshing.	Ow... What do you want to do, HARRY?
that's why you have to drink it fast, trust me.	Owww... refreshing.
these are really cold, huh?	That's why you have to drink it fast, trust me.
harry, he can and he did. and now it's on like donkey kong.	These are really cold, huh?
can he do that?	HARRY, he can and he did. And now it's on like Donkey Kong.
you're it.	Oh! Ho! Okay. You wanna go?
you're it.	Oh, no. You're not gettin' me again.
nice jugs.	They can't be real.
a. slushee. don't tell me.  abraham slushee. third president of the united states.	And he invented fire.
when you live in the basement of the school, you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. it writes out all the answers on your brain.  now how about a slushee?	A. Slushee. Don't tell me.  Abraham Slushee. Third president of the United States.
hey, teach, how'd you get so smart?	When you live in the basement of the school, you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes out all the answers on your brain.  Now how about a slushee?
welcome to public school, my friend.	Hey, teach, how'd you get so smart?
i didn't know that.	Welcome to public school, my friend.
the pilgrim who used penicillin to kill godzilla.	I didn't know that.
...and who was benjamin franklin again?	The pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.
what's with horse-boy, now he's a bright shiny sun?	Don't look directly at him.
okay. anyone else have any questions?	What's with horse-boy, now he's a bright shiny sun?
no.	Okay. Anyone else have any questions?
you look familiar. did i have your brother?	No.
harry.	You look familiar. Did I have your brother?
collins is a great man!	Now you see why he was elected principal?
that would be me, sir. the wife made stew last night.	Shut up Lloyd. You're not married yet.
i learned it from listening to you! i hate you!	Kids.
where did you learn that word?	I learned it from listening to you! I hate you!
shut up! buttlick!	Where did you learn that word?
you take that back!	Shut Up! Buttlick!
you're not my real dad.	You take that back!
i will stop this car right now.	You're not my real dad.
shut up!	I will stop this car right now.
don't use that tone with me, young man.	Shut up!
will not.	Don't use that tone with me, young man.
i can't help my heart. and when i'm your dad, you'll have to do as i say.	Will not.
lloyd, she's my mom.	I can't help my heart. And when I'm your dad, you'll have to do as I say.
who knows? maybe someday i'll be your new daddy.	LLOYD, she's my mom.
she did not.	Who knows? Maybe someday I'll be your new daddy.
your mom made a move on me.	She did not.
what?	Your mom made a move on me.
whoa. what was that?	What?
if he heard you talking like that he'd make you walk the plank.  three, two, one. now it's your turn, spin.	A-ha! You landed on Candyland! Now swallow it!
exactly! a pirate!	If he heard you talking like that he'd make you walk the plank.  Three, two, one. Now it's your turn, spin.
yeah, go-cart accident.	Exactly! A pirate!
peg leg?	Yeah, go-cart accident.
i don't think so. this guy drinks rum from a barrel, says "yo ho ho" has a peg leg...	Peg leg?
yeah, he's a pirate.	I don't think so. This guy drinks rum from a barrel, says "yo ho ho" has a peg leg...
what? no no. he's got a parrot on his shoulder, buries treasure...	Yeah, he's a pirate.
sounds like a pirate.	What? No no. He's got a parrot on his shoulder, buries treasure...
no! captain rob is seven feet tall, wears an eye patch, got a hook for a hand...	Sounds like a pirate.
i know the type. lives in the basement, smells like a sponge...	No! Captain Rob is seven feet tall, wears an eye patch, got a hook for a hand...
just a guy i hang out with.	I know the type. Lives in the basement, smells like a sponge...
who's captain rob?	Just a guy I hang out with.
oh, yeah. well i almost always beat captain rob.	Who's Captain Rob?
got any crazy eights?	Go fish.
maybe we should ask jessica to join the class.	JESSICA? Please hold for my reaction.
wow! it's a half-boy, half-horse. the boys walk up to him, impressed.	Now that's more of what we're looking for.
...oh also, we even have a slogan. 's' and 'p' stands for 'special people', which is the kind of kids we are. 'a' and 'z' is for 'aren't zeros' because that is less then one, and when you put it all together it spells...	HARRY, what are you doing? She's a foreign exchange student. She doesn't speak the English.  CHING CHONG ching chingy chingy chong chong.
we're part of a special class taught by the lunch lady, er, i mean ms. heller. maybe you'd like to join us, it doesn't require any walking.	And nobody will make fun of your horrible deformity.
one day they'll find a cure.	You brave soldier.
the second r is silent.	Oh, of course.
h a r r y...	The second R is silent.
it'll be like taking candy from a stranger.	H A R R Y...
sure, but first we have to find kids special, needy and classy enough to be in special needs.	It'll be like taking candy from a stranger.
can we eat there tomorrow?	Sure, but first we have to find kids special, needy and classy enough to be in Special Needs.
no, i just usually eat my lunch on the crapper. saves time. out with the old, in with the new.	Can we eat there tomorrow?
oh, is this your special place?	No, I just usually eat my lunch on the crapper. Saves time. Out with the old, in with the new.
you know, you're the first person i've brought here.	Oh, is this your special place?
the principal.	Wow.
who's principal collins?	The principal.
god, she's beautiful. my wiener's all tingly.	Shift to your left.
yeah, he's aces.  thanks, turk!	God, she's beautiful. My wiener's all tingly.
yeah, it's nice. and your friend turk is totally great.	Yeah, he's aces.  Thanks, Turk!
you know harry, this is my favorite time of day.	Yeah, it's nice. And your friend TURK is totally great.
how nerdy is that? i'm wearing two pairs right now.	Me too!
oh my gosh, i don't think she's even wearing underwear!	How nerdy is that? I'm wearing two pairs right now.
well, besides cooties and other medical reasons, they're not in the cool crowd. which i am, and you want to be. know what i mean?	No.
why not?	Well, besides cooties and other medical reasons, they're not in the cool crowd. Which I am, and you want to be. Know what I mean?
no no no no no.	Why not?
don't we want them to talk to us?	No no no no no.
yeah, dangerous cult. don't make eye contact or they might talk to you.	Don't we want them to talk to us?
what?	You're it.
i don't know. i'm pretty familiar with the school and i've never seen that "x". but... i do know something.	What?
my mom says the treasure's somewhere in the school.	I don't know. I'm pretty familiar with the school and I've never seen that "X". But... I do know something.
cool.	My mom says the treasure's somewhere in the school.
no, it's a treasure map.	Cool.
is that what i think it is?	No, it's a treasure map.
i think it's just over there.	Is that what I think it is?
me too!	I think it's just over there.
i go to school where i live.	Me too!
home school? what's that?	I go to school where I live.
home school. til today.	Home school? What's that?
i haven't seen you around here before.	Home school. Til today.
here i am bragging my mom is the tooth fairy, and i'm talking to santa's kid!	I haven't seen you around here before.
no, that's not it. anyway -  lloyd christmas.	Here I am bragging my Mom is the tooth fairy, and I'm talking to Santa's kid!
probably because we've never met.	No, that's not it. Anyway -  LLOYD Christmas.
no thanks, not hungry. harry dunne. why does that name not sound familiar?	Probably because we've never met.
yeah, she must do all the flying around when i'm asleep.  harry dunne.	No thanks, not hungry. Harry Dunne. Why does that name not sound familiar?
your mom is the tooth fairy? that is so cool!	Yeah, she must do all the flying around when I'm asleep.  HARRY Dunne.
that's stupid! i happen to know my mom is the tooth fairy.	Your mom is the tooth fairy? That is so cool!
you could've saved that for the tooth fairy!	That's stupid! I happen to know my mom is the tooth fairy.
look ms. heller, there's something fishy here, and i don't think it's friday's special.	I wouldn't know. Being that I'm just the teacher and all.
i thought i told you to get lost.	Look Ms. Heller, there's something fishy here, and I don't think it's Friday's special.
dietician! this interview is over. you can have the camera back tomorrow. come by the classroom. heller heads off.	You mean the lunch room?
why are you teaching special needs? you're the lunch lady.	Dietician! This interview is over. You can have the camera back tomorrow. Come by the classroom. Heller heads off.
oh, you're good.	Why are you teaching Special Needs? You're the lunch lady.
are you wearing a coconut bra?	Oh, you're good.
no.	Are you wearing a coconut bra?
so can i come along?	No.
nevertheless, you could have mentioned the sauce.  well, i see you have a camera.	So can I come along?
well, when 200 students are hospitalized with stomach cramps i think it's newsworthy.	Nevertheless, you could have mentioned the sauce.  Well, I see you have a camera.
i'm not interested. not after the smear story you did on my chicken sushi.	Well, when 200 students are hospitalized with stomach cramps I think it's newsworthy.
ms. heller, mind if i tag along on your field trip? i'm thinking of doing a story on your special needs class.	I'm not interested. Not after the smear story you did on my chicken sushi.
that's not your tape.	Don't play with me dear, you're way out of your league.
then where did you get this not my tape.	THAT'S NOT YOUR TAPE.
that's not your tape.	Then where did you get this not my tape.
well, what have we here? it appears be a tape.	That's not your tape.
i don't know what you're talking about.	Well, what have we here? It appears be a tape.
i'm going to ask you one last time and if i don't get an answer, i don't even want to think about the consequences which would be frightening to say the least. where's my chest, jessica?	I don't know what you're talking about.
so what did you say to my parents on the phone?	Not to expect you tonight.
my parents are going to wonder where i am.	One phone call from the principal will take care of that, my dear.
oh i think you do.	My parents are going to wonder where I am.
i don't know what you're talking about.	Oh I think you do.
poor question. too wordy. a good question gets right to the point. example, where's my chest?	I don't know what you're talking about.
last year toby was in a.p. english. and lewis won the science fair. what are they doing in special needs?	Poor question. Too wordy. A good question gets right to the point. Example, where's my chest?
you had some questions.	Last year Toby was in A.P. English. And Lewis won the Science Fair. What are they doing in Special Needs?
you're just jealous.	And, Ching Chong, you're not a Special Needs kid. You're just a foreign exchange student.
being a jerk doesn't make you special.	You're just jealous.
special needs class.	Being a jerk doesn't make you special.
turk, what are you doing here?	Special Needs class.
turk, leave him alone.	TURK, leave him alone.  You're coming too.
he's going to be in jail for a long time.	Principal of jail. Wow. What a promotion.
don't worry about me, i'll be fine. i can take care of myself and i'm getting the story every high school reporter dreams of.	"My dream date with Principal Collins."
lloyd, when we were in principal collins's office, did you see any kind of chest?	HARRY's treasure chest? Sure. I know where that is.
... if i may quote the twentieth century poet  - joe piscahpo:  you look marvelous...	LLOYD, when we were in Principal Collins's office, did you see any kind of chest?
harry! lloyd! you guys are a mess.	Looks like the best man won.
boyfriend? what about all that talk about riding my waxer?	Thanks, Lloyd. But I didn't find what I was looking for. Oh can you do me a favor and clean up? Collins can't know we were here.
that's my boyfriend.	Boyfriend? What about all that talk about riding my waxer?
this is so embarrassing, it's never happened before. well, maybe a couple of times, but i was alone.	That's my boyfriend.
no, it was a complete waste of time.	This is so embarrassing, it's never happened before. Well, maybe a couple of times, but I was alone.
that was fast. well, did you at least enjoy it?	No, it was a complete waste of time.
that's it. i'm done.	That was fast. Well, did you at least enjoy it?
me too. i'm almost there.	That's it. I'm done.
i'm so close i can feel it.	Me too. I'm almost there.
what are you doing?	Let's just do it and get out of here.
uh, thanks. god i'm so excited! so, are you ready to take me to the principal's office? he whips out the key, she takes it.	So no small talk? Good, 'cause I don't know how to make that. Yep. Small talk. Not for me. Not a fan.  Got any hobbies? How 'bout this weather?
maybe it's this mix tape i made you. or maybe these flowers. he gives jessica the flowers and tape.	Uh, thanks. God I'm so excited! So, are you ready to take me to the principal's office? He whips out the key, she takes it.
well, something stinks.	Maybe it's this mix tape I made you. Or maybe these flowers. He gives Jessica the flowers and tape.
oh, baby, you're the bestest.	Oh, go on.
so, when can we do it?	Tomorrow night?
so could you get us into the principal's office?	Principal's office? Yeah, I guess I can swing that.
come on, i live with the janitor. i have a key to every room in the school.	So could you get us into the principal's office?
where'd that come from? he holds up a giant key chain.	Come on, I live with the janitor. I have a key to every room in the school.
i know, you want go for a ride.	Where'd that come from? He holds up a giant key chain.
harry and i have been talking about school. in fact, i want to ask you something.	I know, you want go for a ride.
you know, "some". the fag stuff.	HARRY and I have been talking about school. In fact, I want to ask you something.
what?	You know, "some". The fag stuff.
checking up on my friend, harry.	Oh Harry's doing just fine, he's just about to open up.
what are you doing here?	Checking up on my friend, Harry.
well i was born in st. louis.	Do you want me to pet your head?
yes, what?	Don't answer me. Say what I say.
why ith dat newth?	This school's never had one before. I'd like to talk to you and all your special friends.
if dou're trying to get in, dou're doo late.	Oh no, I know that class isn't for me. But I'm happy for you guys.
harry, i heard collins has you in some kind of special class.	If dou're trying to get in, dou're doo late.
hey, turk rescued you from the nerd. you're in!	I'll talk to you later.
so i'm an "arrrrrs-hole", eh captain rob?	What are you talking about?
can you believe it?	So I'm an "arrrrrs-hole", eh Captain Rob?
you really are a pirate.	Can you believe it?
i don't know if you'd call us "friends"...	You really are a pirate.
oh my god, it's really you. you're harry's friend, right?	I don't know if you'd call us "friends"...
duh. i'm in your class at school.	Oh my God, it's really you. You're HARRY's friend, right?
do i know you?	Duh. I'm in your class at school.
well i need to get a job and you're telling me that if i join up - i can really come and go whenever i want?	You were born free and free you should remain.
wait a minute. i can spend the whole year in a class taught by the lunch lady? can i bring my girlfriend?	You can bring whatever you want, little friend.
that's the downside. there is none.	Wait a minute. I can spend the whole year in a class taught by the lunch lady? Can I bring my girlfriend?
how much homework is there?	That's the downside. There is none.
what? it's nothing, the cast comes off in six weeks.	Of course it does.  Obviously in denial.  Maybe we can help.
hello, little orphan boy. what happened to you?	Skateboard.
fine. give me the doll hairs.	Uh-oh. Harry?
ha! i said "doll-hairs." psych! but a deal's a deal, my friend. in you go.	Fine. Give me the doll hairs.
yeah, deal. give me the two dollars.	Ha! I said "doll-hairs." Psych! But a deal's a deal, my friend. In you go.
do we have a deal?	Yeah, deal. Give me the two dollars.
okay.	Do we have a deal?
go in there and get us two slushees.	Okay.
sure.	Go in there and get us two slushees.
how was that?	It's too close to call.  Okay next contest, now lets...
you know i do!	Oh yeah, give it to me.
have you got what i want?	You know I do!
oh honey, i wouldn't miss this for the world.	Have you got what I want?
mrs. d! i was hoping you'd show up.	Oh honey, I wouldn't miss this for the world.
hey you two. lights out.	Hey can be on top?
it was meatloaf. you just put everything in your soup.	I liked it a lot.
well he missed a great pot of stew!	It was meatloaf. You just put everything in your soup.
he passed away three years ago.	Well he missed a great pot of stew!
thanks for the grub, mrs. d. where's mr. d?	He passed away three years ago.
so i guess you'll need a new spot for your moonshine.	I reckon so.
my boy's special, well how about that. i knew you were different.	So I guess you'll need a new spot for your moonshine.
we're not crazy. we're "special". principal collins wants us to have our own classroom!	My boy's special, well how about that. I knew you were different.
what are you crazy kids doing in my tool shed?	We're not crazy. We're "special". PRINCIPAL COLLINS wants us to have our own classroom!
lloyd, may i see you a minute?	Class, please study on your own. There seems to be a family emergency because there's no other reason why my father would interrupt me WHILE I'M WORKING!
senior year. my little boy. who woulda thunk it?  you're a good kid, lloyd. i don't say it enough, but i'm proud of you son.	Thanks, Pop.
obviously.	So miss snoopy reporter girl, it appears that you've snooped yourself into a corner and snoopcuffed yourself to a desk. Whose wearing the Coconut bra now?
that's not bad. how about a float of george washington crossing the delaware?	Or maybe crossing a river!
sorry, ms. heller. i think they're used to me teaching.	People! Come on. "Parade" float.
will that be on the midterm?	No.
your assignment is to pick the class. find some other students just as special as you.	Will that be on the midterm?
damn right i did it. went back and set the house on fire, his little floozy testified in court - and i ended up doing ten years at rikers, got my teeth knocked out by mike the dyke.	What the hell are you talking about?
i think you did it.	Damn right I did it. Went back and set the house on fire, his little floozy testified in court - and I ended up doing ten years at Rikers, got my teeth knocked out by Mike the Dyke.
no, it actually fit quite nicely.  well, except for the fact that it wasn't really as long as it was wide.	I think you did it.
ha! too big to make the turn!	No, it actually fit quite nicely.  Well, except for the fact that it wasn't really as long as it was wide.
you bet i left him, took the dog and we was history.	Ha! Too big to make the turn!
left here! left!	You bet I left him, took the dog and we was history.
oh, yeah he was straight all right, just wasn't very good in the sack. i used to give him directions. higher, lower, faster, harder, small circles, do the alphabet. useless.	Left here! Left!
that's great, now make a left, then straight!	Oh, yeah he was straight all right, just wasn't very good in the sack. I used to give him directions. Higher, lower, faster, harder, small circles, do the alphabet. Useless.
he was a big loser! what are you deaf!?	Uh, no and I don't appreciate...turn down here!
what?	He was a big loser! What are you deaf!?
loser... oh yeah he was a loser alright. a big loser.	What?
looking for a scoop, huh? i'll give you a scoop... of short bus.  lose her!	Loser... oh yeah he was a loser alright. A big loser.
let's go margie. the museum ain't going to teach itself.	Museum huh, haven't been there since my husband left me. I love art.
i can turn on all the faucets in my house.  even the hose.	But we don't drink from the house do we.
yes you are.	I can turn on all the faucets in my house.  Even the hose.
i am strong!	Yes you are.
well you know detective, he's expecting  'moffit' to be someone who has... certain... well...	Yeah, I get it. Don't worry I studied acting at the police academy just let me do the talking and you'll be fine.
i don't think he'll smell anything - just make sure he takes the check. i've been through this a hundred times.	Well you know Detective, he's expecting  'Moffit' to be someone who has... certain... well...
collins can be a pretty crafty guy, what do i do if he smells the trap.	I don't think he'll smell anything - just make sure he takes the check. I've been through this a hundred times.
sure you can. we gotta nail this guy. you'll be fine.	Collins can be a pretty crafty guy, what do I do if he smells the trap.
i'm not sure if i can do this.	Sure you can. We gotta nail this guy. You'll be fine.
this is horse?	No... no it's not horse, you see I sold the horse.
well there's a reason why that mascot isn't a stallion anymore.	This is horse?
love it!	Well there's a reason why that mascot isn't a stallion anymore.
i sold all the wind instruments.  hawaiian air, business class. and you like that new fur coat?	Love it!
this band sounds terrible.	I sold all the wind instruments.  Hawaiian Air, business class. And you like that new fur coat?
yes. so as soon as zimmer shows up, we'll get our check and blow this pop stand before anyone finds out anything.	This band sounds terrible.
so the chest is still out there somewhere.	Yes. So as soon as Zimmer shows up, we'll get our check and blow this pop stand before anyone finds out anything.
are you going to kill her?	Why don't you see to it the kids are ready for the parade tomorrow. I have to pay somebody a little visit.
okay, i'll take care of jessica.	Are you going to kill her?
she's been snooping around a lot, asking questions.	Okay, I'll take care of Jessica.
jessica. are you sure?	She's been snooping around a lot, asking questions.
it was jessica. that girl who tried to follow me on the field trip.	JESSICA. Are you sure?
no you don't know who stole it. just let me do the thinking.	It was Jessica. That girl who tried to follow me on the field trip.
wait a minute, i think i know who stole it.	No you don't know who stole it. Just let me do the thinking.
i don't know where it is. it's not here. it's been stolen.	Wait a minute, I think I know who stole it.
where is it?	I don't know where it is. It's not here. It's been stolen.
sweetheart keep up with me for half a minute. the evidence of every scam we ever pulled. the evidence that's going to put us away for twenty years.	Where is it?
the evidence of what?	Sweetheart keep up with me for half a minute. The evidence of every scam we ever pulled. The evidence that's going to put us away for twenty years.
the documents. the photos! the tapes! the evidence.	The evidence of what?
what papers?	The documents. The photos! The tapes! The evidence.
the chest! the chest that i put my papers in.	What papers?
baby, i'm going to spend the morning at the mall. you know, shop for waikiki. honey, what are you looking for?	The chest! The chest that I put my papers in.
oh, just like the president.	Just like the President.
everything. just for the record.	Oh, just like the President.
everything?	Everything. Just for the record.
oh, things. photos. tapes. i tape everything that goes on in this office.	Everything?
so what do you keep in there?	Oh, things. Photos. Tapes. I tape everything that goes on in this office.
no. no. i heard from superintendent zimmer this morning and evidently he's so impressed with our special needs class, he's bringing richard moffit himself to the thanksgiving day parade- check in hand.	Monkey, this is too exciting! I can't believe our dream is coming true.
you got the extender?	No. No. I heard from Superintendent ZIMMER this morning and evidently he's so impressed with our Special Needs class, he's bringing Richard MOFFIT himself to the Thanksgiving Day parade- check in hand.
well i've got a little surprise for you.	You got the Extender?
it's a surprise.	Well I've got a little surprise for you.
what?	It's a surprise.
guess what"s under these coconuts.	What?
who's there?	Guess what"s under these coconuts.
knock knock.	Who's there?
wow, you are smart.	And you are great in bed.
and, take some more pictures.	Wow, you are smart.
and...?	And, take some more pictures.
so far so good. we'll need more pictures. why don't you take them on a field trip tomorrow.	And...?
to take a picture for superintendent zimmer?	Yes!
times two.	I think you'll make a good teacher.
aloha means hello and goodbye.	Oh wow. Look at you.
you said "aloha" twice.	Aloha means hello and goodbye.
maybe someday. aloha cold weather, aloha hot weather.	You said "aloha" twice.
we start our own class?	Maybe someday. Aloha cold weather, aloha hot weather.
no. no. that's not it. we don't kill him. we don't kill anybody. but i like the way you're thinking. you're focused and you're trying to follow. no, what we need to do is start a fake special needs class.	We start our own class?
oh, this is fantastic. so all we have to do is kill this moffit guy and we get all the money!	No. No. That's not it. We don't kill him. We don't kill anybody. But I like the way you're thinking. You're focused and you're trying to follow. No, what we need to do is start a fake Special Needs class.
anyway, the state is giving a hundred thousand dollars in his name to every school that has a special needs class.	Oh, this is fantastic. So all we have to do is kill this Moffit guy and we get all the money!
it's the big potato.	Yes, it's the big potato. Just have a look at this.
small potatoes. this one is big time. this is visionary. this idea is genius.	It's the big potato.
how baby-cakes? you've done it all.	Small potatoes. This one is big time. This is visionary. This idea is genius.
you know honey, i've finally figured out a way of bilking enough money from the school to get us that condo in waikiki.	How baby-cakes? You've done it all.
god, i've missed you.	And I you.
good. good. good. well, that's good.	God, I've missed you.
... and, principal collins, you'll be pleased to know that this year wednesdays are "south of the border" days. we'll serve a spicy tuna tamale along with a cheese quesadilla.	Good. Good. Good. Well, that's good.
the ring?... he was brought to us as is, baron.  i...	You killed the doctor too soon, you fool!
it was feyd?  it was feyd!  where is the ducal signet ring?  i must have his ring.	The ring?... he was brought to us as is, Baron.  I...
he wishes to inform you that vendetta -- as he puts it, using the ancient tongue, the art of kanly -- is still alive. he does not wish to meet or speak with you.	I made my peace gesture... the forms of Kanly have been obeyed.
what does leto say, piter?	He wishes to inform you that Vendetta -- as he puts it, using the ancient tongue, the art of Kanly -- is still alive. He does not wish to meet or speak with you.
the atreides will be leaving caladan soon, baron, and i have here your answer from duke leto.	What does Leto say, Piter?
piter.	The Atreides will be leaving Caladan soon, Baron, and I have here your answer from Duke Leto.
my lord!	Piter.
what's that you're saying?	Nothing.
what happens now?	The carryall will come and lift off the spice harvester. Try and get in close over the harvester... you'll find this interesting Sire. -- The Duke accelerates the ornithopter in the direction of the harvester. Paul can SEE...
my thanks.	With your permission...
i understand we have you to thank for these stillsuits, doctor.	They are Fremen suits. I hope they fit well, my lord.
i prefer the more ancient term, planetologist... noble born.	This is my son, Paul.
so you are dr. kynes, the imperial ecologist?	I prefer the more ancient term, planetologist... Noble Born.
yes, my lord.	We are alone...
he will not permit anyone but me to see him. you must be outside this room.... do what you can.	I am your Truthsayer, my lord...  He is here, my lord.
forced spice evolution of humans changes many things.... i must sit close to him.	He will not permit anyone but me to see him. You must be outside this room.... Do what you can.
yes?	Forced spice evolution of humans changes many things.... I must sit close to him.
their minds are so.... they move in strange directions....	Yes?
i shall want telepathy during his visit and a report when we're finished.	Their minds are so.... They move in strange directions....
we felt his presence.	I shall want telepathy during his visit and a report when we're finished.
a third stage guild navigator will be here within minutes!	We felt his presence.
i can assure you...	Do not interrupt!!! Do not speak lightly of the spice... ONE SMALL POINT...
can you hear me?... if this visit has anything to do with spice... -- the guild navigator shudders and swishes quite violently in his tank.	LISTEN TO ME!! The spice must flow... the spice has given me accelerated evolution for four thousand years... it has enabled you to live two hundred years... the spice helps make the sapho juice, which gives the red-lipped mentats the ability to be living computers... the secret side of spice... the water of life.
so the harkonnens will rid you of house atreides...	Yes.
you must share with us. -- emperor the atreides house is building a secret army!... using a technique unknown to us... a technique involving sound. the duke is becoming more popular in the landsraad... he could threaten me.... i have ordered house atreides to occupy arrakis to mine the spice... thus replacing their enemies the harkonnens.... house atreides will not refuse because of the tremendous power they think they will gain. then, at an appointed time baron harkonnen will return to arrakis and launch a sneak attack on house atreides... i have promised the baron five legions of my sardaukar terror troops.	So the Harkonnens will rid you of House Atreides...
yes.	You must share with us. -- EMPEROR The Atreides house is building a secret army!... using a technique unknown to us... a technique involving sound. The Duke is becoming more popular in the Landsraad... he could threaten me.... I have ordered House Atreides to occupy Arrakis to mine the spice... thus replacing their enemies the Harkonnens.... House Atreides will not refuse because of the tremendous power they think they will gain. Then, at an appointed time Baron Harkonnen will return to Arrakis and launch a sneak attack on House Atreides... I have promised the Baron five legions of my Sardaukar terror troops.
i see two great houses -- house atreides, house harkonnen -- feuding... i see you behind it.	Yes.
many machines on ix... new machines.	Oh yes? -- NAVIGATOR Better than those on Richesse.. You are transparent... I see many things... I see plans within plans.
yes?... how was your journey?	Many machines on Ix... new machines.
we have just folded space from ix...	Yes?... How was your journey?
dust cloud ahead, sire.	That's it... spice mining... no other cloud quite like it. See the spotters over it? They're watching for wormsign... the telltale sand waves. Seismic probes on the surface, too Sire... worms can travel too deep for their waves to show... Looks like a good patch of spice.
yes, sire.	It's a high-efficiency filter and heat exchange system. Perspiration passes through the first layer and is gathered in the second. The salt is separated. Breathing and walking provide the pumping action. The reclaimed water circulates to catchpockets from which you can drink through this tube at your neck. Urine and feces are processed in the thigh pads. Should you be in the open desert, remember to breathe in through your mouth, out through the nose tubes.
basically...	Sire!
the duke is to be addresses as... -- kynes comes forward and adjusts the duke's suit, checking seals and pulling on straps.	Basically...
i hope i made myself clear. you may call him "the duke," "my lord," or "sire." and there is a more ancient term you might keep in mind -- "noble born."	Play out your little comedy while you can off-worlders...
so, this is leto the just...	I hope I made myself clear. You may call him "The Duke," "My lord," or "Sire." And there is a more ancient term you might keep in mind -- "Noble Born."
this is a harkonnen animal.  let me, please, my lord.	The Emperor's blade.
my lord?	Let him stand free!
gurney... i see thufir hawat among the captives.  let him stand free.	My Lord?
don't you trust your own eyes.	They said you were dead.  They said...
paul!!  paul!!	Don't you trust your own eyes.
you've no need of your weapons with me gurney halleck.	Paul!!  Paul!!
things have been so serious here lately.	Yes. I sensed the play in you lad, but this can no longer be play. Tomorrow we leave for Arrakis! Arrakis is real. The Harkonnens are real.
if you'd fought one whit below your abilities i'd have scratched you a good one.	Things have been so serious here lately.
would you really have drawn my blood?	If you'd fought one whit below your abilities I'd have scratched you a good one.
we'd have joined each other in death. however, you did seem to finally get the "mood".	Would you really have drawn my blood?
good... the slow blade penetrates the shield... but look down.	We'd have joined each other in death. However, you did seem to finally get the "mood".
is this what you seek?	Good... the slow blade penetrates the shield... but look down.
what's gotten into gurney? he's not faking. paul presses forward and the fight moves quickly around the room. the smell of ozone grows stronger as the shields hit and spark off one another. paul directs a parry downwards, turns, and leads gurney against the table, plunging at just the right moment to pin gurney against the table top with his blade right at gurney's neck.	Is this what you seek?
i'm sorry gurney.	Not sorry enough.
not in the mood?! mood's a thing for cattle and love play... not fighting.	I'm sorry Gurney.
shield practice? gurney... we had practice -- this morning..... i'm not in the mood.	Not in the mood?! Mood's a thing for cattle and love play... not fighting.
no music. i'm packing this for the crossing. shield practice.	Shield practice? Gurney... we had practice -- this morning..... I'm not in the mood.
death may be the result....  are you sure?	I must do this for Paul, but what of my unborn child?
they want me to take the water of life... the truthsayer drug... so dangerous, yet... we must move swiftly if we're to secure our place among these fremen.  i will try to pass within.	Death may be the result....  Are you sure?
sayyadina.  our reverend mother tells me she is too old... she has been calling through space and time for you to come and let her rest.  she asks that you pass within.	They want me to take the Water of Life... the Truthsayer drug... so dangerous, yet... we must move swiftly if we're to secure our place among these Fremen.  I will try to pass within.
stop!  get back!!  she has the weirding way.  why didn't you tell us!  great gods... if you can do this to the strongest of us you're worth ten times your weight of water.  as a leader of my people i give you my bond: teach us this weirding way and you both shall have sanctuary.  your water shall mingle with our water.	Then I will teach you our way of battle....  you have the word bond of a Bene Gesserit.
i will take the boy-man... he shall have sanctuary in my tribe... -- a low note on a dip stick is blown by one of the fremen tribe.  jessica shifts, paul sees it, and just as stilgar begins a reach for his weapon, jessica turns, slashes out, utters a sound, whirls again and with rock behind her holds stilgar helpless in front of her -- her hand at his throat. paul moves on her first move.  he races up a rocky incline.	Stop!  Get back!!  She has the weirding way.  Why didn't you tell us!  Great gods... if you can do this to the strongest of us you're worth ten times your weight of water.  As a leader of my people I give you my bond: teach us this weirding way and you both shall have sanctuary.  Your water shall mingle with our water.
no, but many consider my training valuable.	I will take the boy-man... he shall have sanctuary in my tribe... -- A LOW NOTE on a dip stick is blown by one of the Fremen tribe.  Jessica shifts, Paul sees it, and just as Stilgar begins a reach for his weapon, Jessica turns, slashes out, utters a SOUND, whirls again and with rock behind her holds Stilgar helpless in front of her -- her hand at his throat. Paul moves on her first move.  He races up a rocky incline.
are you trained in the ways of the desert?	No, but many consider my training valuable.
perhaps these are the ones mapes told us of.	Are you trained in the ways of the desert?
maker?... maker is the key word... the tooth of the worm? that was close...  did you think that i, knowing the mysteries of the great mother, would not know the maker?	My lady, when one has lived with prophecy for so long, the moment of revelation is a shock.
here is why this fremen has taken service with me, to ask that one question. delay is as dangerous as the wrong answer. shadout is chakobsa... knife, in chakobsa is... maker of death.  it's a maker...	Maker?... Maker is the key word... the tooth of the worm? That was close...  Did you think that I, knowing the mysteries of the Great Mother, would not know the maker?
say it not lightly...  do you know its meaning?	Here is why this Fremen has taken service with me, to ask that one question. Delay is as dangerous as the wrong answer. Shadout is Chakobsa... knife, in Chakobsa is... maker of death.  It's a maker...
it could only be one thing....  it's a crysknife.	Say it not lightly...  Do you know its meaning?
do you know this my lady?	It could only be one thing....  It's a crysknife.
as the legend says.	That's it! The Missionaria Protectiva has been here planting protective legends against a day of Bene Gesserit need. And that day has come. I must play out this sham.  I know the Dark things and the way of the Great Mother. Miseces prejin.
i know the bhotani jib and chakobsa, all the hunting languages.	As the legend says.
you know the ancient tongues?	I know the Bhotani Jib and Chakobsa, all the hunting languages.
stop him yourself.	You saw a part of what the race needs in the beginning.  In time you perverted the truth.  You sought to control human breeding and intermix a select few according to a selfish master plan.  How little you understand.
man-carved steps.	Yes...
someone started another thumper....  we're not alone.	Man-carved steps.
what's happened?...  why did it leave?	Someone started another thumper....  We're not alone.
yes...	I know the secret.  The worm is the spice... the spice is the worm.
cinnamon... the spice!  do you smell it?	Yes...
run!	I can't... I can't.
remember... walk without rhythm and we won't attract a worm... it'll go to the thumper.	I'm ready.
...the night is a tunnel... a hole into tomorrow... if we're to have a tomorrow...	Remember... walk without rhythm and we won't attract a worm... it'll go to the thumper.
it's further than i thought... a worm is sure to come....  i'll plant a thumper, that should divert it. -- paul moves off into the shadows.  suddenly, jessica sees a burst of lightning illuminate the mountain of rock in the distant and the vast dunes before them.	...the night is a tunnel... a hole into tomorrow... if we're to have a tomorrow...
he knows.	You and your Bene Gesserit sisterhood... I'm not your Kwisatz Haderach...  I'm something different, something unexpected!  I'm a seed.  I am so much more...  You don't begin to know me...
you carry my unborn sister in your womb!	He knows.
is he....?	You carry my unborn sister in your womb!
the spice!  it's in everything here.  the air, the soil, the food...  it's like the truthsayer drug.....  it's a poison!!!! you knew the spice would change me.  but thanks to your teachings it's changed my consciousness.  i can see it... i can see it.	Is he....?
listen to me!... you wanted to know about my dreams... and i've just had a waking dream... do you know why?... -- jessica calm yourself/	The spice!  It's in everything here.  The air, the soil, the food...  It's like the Truthsayer drug.....  It's a poison!!!! You knew the spice would change me.  But thanks to your teachings it's changed my consciousness.  I can see it... I can see it.
a million deaths are not enough for yueh...	Where are my feelings... I feel for no one...
where are we do you think?	The South Polar regions... the forbidden area.  We must make it to that rock...
i can't maintain any altitude... we'll never reach the safety of rock.  maybe that small rock.	Where are we do you think?
remove her gag!	Excellent!
don't touch my mother...	Oh great mother!  He's trying the voice. The Reverend Mother said it could save him.
what does she fear?  what about my father?	Paul... please, Paul... listen to the Reverend Mother and do what she tells you.
your reverence.	What does she fear?  What about my Father?
paul, this is the reverend mother gaius helen mohiam. she is going to... observe you...  please... -- reverend mother jessica, you know it must be done. i enjoin you to stand guard at the door and practice the meditation of peace.	Your Reverence.
liet?	You are about to witness something few have seen -- watch!  Watch!
spice!... pure un-refined spice!	Bless the Maker and his water... Bless the coming and going of him.  May his passage cleanse the world.
why do they come?	To protect their territory. Vibrations attract them. -- PAUL  I've registered him now... a knife is a sheath on his left arm... He's strong... a person born to command... He's hiding many things.  Is there a relationship between the worms and the spice?
always.	Why do they come?
always?	Always.
where there is spice and spice mining there are always worms.	Always?
will we see a worm?	Where there is spice and spice mining there are always worms.
no one. it... seemed the proper way.	That it is.  He shall know your ways as if born to them.
your suit is fitted desert fashion. who told you how to do that?	No one. It... seemed the proper way.
no.	Your suit is fitted desert fashion. Who told you how to do that?
you've worn a stillsuit before?	No.
i am a servant of the his majesty the emperor. i have served his majesty on arrakis long enough for my eyes to change.	He's hiding something.
are you a fremen?	I am a servant of the His Majesty the Emperor. I have served His Majesty on Arrakis long enough for my eyes to change.
long live the fighters!	Long live the fighters!
we surprised a band of smugglers.	Too bad... thought they were Harkonnen.
my own name is a killing word.  will it be a healing word as well?	Usul... these are fifteen of our fiercest fighters to serve you as your guard... the Fedaykin.
the water of life.	The most lethal poison in the Universe.
water on arrakis!!! i have seen this place in a dream.  a treasure.	Greater than treasure, Usul.  We have thousands of such caches.  Only a few of us know them all.  When we have enough... we shall change the face of Arrakis. Listen!...
could i be known as paul muad'dib?	You are Paul Muad'dib, and your mother shall be a Sayyadina among us....  We welcome you.
we call that one muad'dib.	Could I be known as Paul Muad'dib?
what do you call the mouse shadow in the second moon?	We call that one Muad'dib.
you have strength... real strength... you shall be known as usul, which is the strength of the base of the pillar.  this is your secret name in our troop.  but you must choose the name of manhood which we will call you openly.	What do you call the mouse shadow in the second moon?
you mustn't speak of...	SILENCE!
don't try your powers on me.  try looking into that place where you dare not look. you'll find me there staring back at you!! you bene gesserit have waited ninety generations to produce the one person your schemes required.  here i stand.  but... i will never be yours.	Stop him, Jessica!
did they try and fail?	They tried and died.
... many men have tried.	Did they try and fail?
what can be done has been done.	MOTHER! Tell me!
well he isn't... and he won't die... tell me he won't die!	What can be done has been done.
i sense your teachings in him. ignore the regular order of training. his safety requires the voice.	I've heard enough of my safety... What about my father?... I heard you talking. You speak as if he was dead. Well, he isn't!
they tried and died....  jessica!	I sense your teachings in him. Ignore the regular order of training. His safety requires The Voice.
did they try and fail?	They tried and died....  Jessica!
i have heard of it. -- reverend mother it is very dangerous... very painful. the bene gesserit sisterhood drink it to see within.... there is a place terrifying to us... to women. it is said a man will come... the kwisatz haderach... he will go where we cannot... many men have tried...	Did they try and fail?
do you know of the water of life?... the truthsayer drug?	I have heard of it. -- REVEREND MOTHER It is very dangerous... very painful. The Bene Gesserit sisterhood drink it to see within.... There is a place terrifying to us... to women. It is said a man will come... the Kwisatz Haderach... he will go where we cannot... Many men have tried...
where?	Do you know of the Water of Life?... the Truthsayer drug?
the person who can be many places at once... the one who bridges space and time.... he will look where we cannot.	Where?
what is it?	The person who can be many places at once... the one who bridges space and time.... He will look where we cannot.
perhaps you are the kwisatz haderach.	What is it?
not all of them... i know which ones will.	Perhaps you are the Kwisatz Haderach.
your mother wants you to tell me about your dreams. i only want to know one thing.... do they come true?	Not all of them... I know which ones will.
pain by nerve induction... a human can resist any pain. our test is crisis and observation.	I see the truth of it. -- REVEREND MOTHER  Could he be the one?... Maybe... but will he be ours to control?  You know when people speak the truth?
no!! enough!! kull wahad! no woman child ever withstood that much. i must have wanted you to fail. take your hand out of the box and look at it, young human.... do it!	Pain by nerve induction... A human can resist any pain. Our test is crisis and observation.
the pain!	NO!! ENOUGH!! Kull wahad! No woman child ever withstood that much. I must have wanted you to fail. Take your hand out of the box and look at it, young human.... Do it!
i must not fear. fear is the mind-killer. fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my fear... i will permit it to pass over me and through me. -- the reverend mother moves her face up to his. her ancient face with its metal teeth gleaming inches away breathes hotly. she is smiling.	You feel the flesh crisping?
silence... silence.	I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear... I will permit it to pass over me and through me. -- The Reverend Mother moves her face up to his. Her ancient face with its metal teeth gleaming inches away breathes hotly. She is smiling.
it burns.	SILENCE... SILENCE.
let us say i suggest you may be human. your awareness may be powerful enough to control your instincts. your instincts will be to remove your hand from the box. if you do so you will die. you will feel an itching -- there... see? now the itching becomes burning... heat, upon heat, upon heat.	It burns.
are you suggesting a duke's son is an animal?	Let us say I suggest you may be human. Your awareness may be powerful enough to control your instincts. Your instincts will be to remove your hand from the box. If you do so you will die. You will feel an itching -- there... see? Now the itching becomes burning... heat, upon heat, upon heat.
i hold at your neck the gom jabbar. don't pull away or you'll feel that poison. a duke's son must know about many poisons -- this one kills only animals.	Are you suggesting a Duke's son is an animal?
the voice again.	I hold at your neck the gom jabbar. Don't pull away or you'll feel that poison. A Duke's son must know about many poisons -- this one kills only animals.
what's in the box?	Pain.
i know.  but if it is a trap then why are we going?	We have our new army.  Dr. Yueh, put the weirding module on him.
now remember... the first step in avoiding a trap is knowing of its existence.	I know.  But if it is a trap then why are we going?
the harkonnens are our enemies, yes... but behind them, i suspect, is the emperor. -- thufir you will make a formidable duke!	Now remember... the first step in avoiding a trap is knowing of its existence.
many dangers exist on arrakis. for one, we know the harkonnens would not have given up their choam company contract so easily.	The Harkonnens are our enemies, yes... but behind them, I suspect, is the Emperor. -- THUFIR You will make a formidable Duke!
yes. perhaps he would at that.	My father sent you to test me. Music then?
i'd know the difference.	Yes. Perhaps he would at that.
those sounds could be imitated.	I'd know the difference.
i heard you, dr. yueh and gurney coming down the hall.	Those sounds could be imitated.
"beg to differ?!"  hey, i'm talkin' about my duplex in burbank!	Uh, Greetings.  I am the Count...
uh, beg to differ.	"Beg to differ?!"  Hey, I'm talkin' about my duplex in Burbank!
oh, tract housing, huh?  i guess i shouldn't complain about my duplex in burbank.  what a dump. some places have a murphy bed, this place has a murphy <u>shower</u>.  i still don't know where to hang the towels!	Uh, beg to differ.
it is my home.	Oh, tract housing, huh?  I guess I shouldn't complain about my duplex in Burbank.  What a dump. Some places have a Murphy bed, this place has a Murphy <u>shower</u>.  I still don't know where to hang the towels!
say, that's a funny place to sleep.	It is my home.
greetings.  i am slick slomopavitz, seeker of adventure.	Say, that's a funny place to sleep.
greetings.  i am the count.	Greetings.  I am Slick Slomopavitz, Seeker of Adventure.
eddie, where are we?  we passed that carwash twenty minutes ago.	I predict we're lost.
no.	YES!  My father ran a mortuary -- it's an old habit!
i can't believe this!  <u>i</u> sleep in coffins!	No.
yes.  there is nothing more comfortable.	I can't believe this!  <u>I</u> sleep in coffins!
so <u>you</u> sleep in coffins?!	Yes.  There is nothing more comfortable.
bring me two more beefeater martinis. eddie will have another whiskey, dagmar's a rum-and-coke, moustapha and king are chablis -- hey bela, would you like a wine?	No.  I never drink -- wine.
it's a pleasure...	Ah, cheer up!   Don't lose heart over what happened tonight.  I predict that your next project will be an outstanding success!
mr. <u>lugosi</u>!  it is an unparalleled privilege to meet you.  allow me to introduce myself... i am criswell!	It's a pleasure...
i just wish you coulda seen the movie.	No problem.  I know it by heart...
eddie, i want to thank you.  these last few days have been a good time.	I just wish you coulda seen the movie.
i know none of <u>my</u> wives would've.	Eddie, I want to thank you.  These last few days have been a good time.
yeah, she's really somethin'.	I know none of <u>my</u> wives would've.
i envied him.  hell, i envied you too, having a girlfriend that would jump in front of a car like that.	Yeah, she's really somethin'.
did you see that kid grab vampira's tits?	I envied him.  Hell, I envied you too, having a girlfriend that would jump in front of a car like that.
last night was quite a romp.	Did you see that kid grab Vampira's tits?
sorry...	Has anyone ever been to Downey?
eddie, how was i?	Perfect.
and, cut...	Eddie, how was I?
okay.  but what if i'm not in <u>too</u> big a hurry?  what if i take a moment to slow down and savor the beauty of life?  to smell a flower?	That's great.  Let's do a take.
uh... you're a very important and respected man.  you're leaving your house... and you're in a hurry to a big social event.	Okay.  But what if I'm not in <u>too</u> big a hurry?  What if I take a moment to slow down and savor the beauty of life?  To smell a flower?
oh.  so what is the scene about?	Uh... you're a very important and respected man.  You're leaving your house... and you're in a hurry to a big social event.
no, this is just the second unit. we'll do the main footage later.	Oh.  So what is the scene about?
so eddie, don't we need a sound crew?	No, this is just the second unit. We'll do the main footage later.
eddie, i wanna make another picture. when are we gonna make another picture?	Soon, Bela... Soon.
no, you look good.  and the tests came back fine.  c'mon...	Eddie, I wanna make another picture. When are we gonna make another picture?
really?  i don't feel so great.	No, you look good.  And the tests came back fine.  C'mon...
i've got some good news.  the doctor says you're all better.  you can come home.	Really?  I don't feel so great.
bela, they're parasites!  they just want to exploit you.	Fine.  Let them!  There is no such thing as bad press.  A man from New York even said he's putting me on the front page!  First celebrity to ever check into rehab.  When I get out of here, I will be healthy.  Strong!  I will be primed for my comeback!
isn't it wonderful?  after all these years, the press is showing an interest again in bela lugosi.	Bela, they're parasites!  They just want to exploit you.
what happened?!	Isn't it wonderful?  After all these years, the press is showing an interest again in Bela Lugosi.
i'm sorry, eddie.  i'm so sorry.	Don't worry.  Everything's gonna be all right.
don't worry.	I'm sorry, Eddie.  I'm so sorry.
bela, i'm on your side.  c'mon, give me the gun...  if you give me the gun, i'll make you a drink.  what are you drinking?	Formaldehyde.
it'll be wonderful.  we'll be at peace.  in the afterlife, you don't have to worry about finding work.	Bela, I'm on your side.  C'mon, give me the gun...  If you give me the gun, I'll make you a drink.  What are you drinking?
buddy, i don't know if that's such a good idea.	It'll be wonderful.  We'll be at peace.  In the afterlife, you don't have to worry about finding work.
i'm obsolete.  i have nothing to live for.  tonight, i should die.  and you should come with me.	Buddy, I don't know if that's such a good idea.
don't you have any savings?	I'm obsolete.  I have nothing to live for.  Tonight, I should die.  And you should come with me.
eddie, i received a letter from the government.  they're cutting off my unemployment.  that's all i've got. without it, i can't pay the rent...	Don't you have any savings?
jesus christ, what an evening.  what happened?	Eddie, I received a letter from the government.  They're cutting off my unemployment.  That's all I've got. Without it, I can't pay the rent...
i was thinking about killing myself.	Jesus Christ, what an evening.  What happened?
what are you doing?	I was thinking about killing myself.
norma.  she changed her mind.  she doesn't wanna marry me.  can you put down the gun?	What are you doing?
why aren't you on your honeymoon? where's myrna?	Norma.  She changed her mind.  She doesn't wanna marry me.  Can you put down the gun?
shit!  bela, what's with the gun?	Why aren't you on your honeymoon? Where's Myrna?
why are you here??	Shit!  Bela, what's with the gun?
eddie, this is quite a scene.	I know it's a lot to give you at the last second.
i wrote something special for you. i got to thinking about all the sacrifices you've made... and so i wrote you a new final speech.	Eddie, this is quite a scene.
well, there aren't too many other fellas i'd do it for...	I wrote something special for you. I got to thinking about all the sacrifices you've made... and so I wrote you a new final speech.
no.  seriously.  i want you to know how much i appreciate what you've done for me.  a great man like you shouldn't have to run around in freezing water at four in the morning.	Well, there aren't too many other fellas I'd do it for...
that's fine, eddie.  all in the line of duty.	No.  Seriously.  I want you to know how much I appreciate what you've done for me.  A great man like you shouldn't have to run around in freezing water at four in the morning.
bela.  i just wanna thank you again for last night.	That's fine, Eddie.  All in the line of duty.
don't let me slow you down.	Alright!  Let's put it on film. CAMERA!  SOUND!
bela, i've got twenty-five scenes to shoot tonight.	Don't let me slow you down.
after i did "dracula," the studio offered me "frankenstein"!  but i turned it down, the part wasn't sexy enough.  it was too degrading for a big star like me.	Bela, I've got twenty-five scenes to shoot tonight.
huh?	After I did "Dracula," the studio offered me "Frankenstein"!  But I turned it down, the part wasn't sexy enough.  It was too degrading for a big star like me.
do you know i turned down "frankenstein"?	Huh?
bela, somebody misplaced the motor. so when you wrestle the octopus, shake the legs a bit, to make it look like it's killing you.	Do you know I turned down "Frankenstein"?
okay!  how do we turn this thing on?	Bela, somebody misplaced the motor. So when you wrestle the octopus, shake the legs a bit, to make it look like it's killing you.
fuck you!  <u>you</u> come out here.  hey, toss me that j.d.	Okay!  How do we turn this thing on?
once you're in it, it warms up.	Fuck you!  <u>You</u> come out here.  Hey, toss me that J.D.
goddamn, it's cold!	Once you're in it, it warms up.
oh, for christ's sake.	Goddamn, it's cold!
this'll look a lot better.  we have to match the stock footage of the octopus underwater.	Oh, for Christ's sake.
out <u>there</u>?!  what happened to the stream?	This'll look a lot better.  We have to match the stock footage of the octopus underwater.
you'll be fighting with the octopus.	Out <u>there</u>?!  What happened to the stream?
let's shoot this fucker!  where do i go?	You'll be fighting with the octopus.
eddie, i'm so tired... i don't know if i can handle a night shoot...	Nonsense!  You look great --  Look, uh, why don't you lie down and take a little nap?  We'll film around you for a while.
but maybe not.	Correct.  So instead, I stayed here, waiting for my comeback.  Always hoping... the next film, the next film... that would be the one.
i didn't know if it was a trick. they might arrest me and throw me in a gulag.  i am hungary's most famous emigrant. they'd use me as a lesson to anyone who tries to leave.	But maybe not.
so why didn't you do it?	I didn't know if it was a trick. They might arrest me and throw me in a gulag.  I am Hungary's most famous emigrant. they'd use me as a lesson to anyone who tries to leave.
it was a very impressive offer. fancy offices, a big home... i'd be treated like a king.	So why didn't you do it?
really?	It was a very impressive offer. Fancy offices, a big home... I'd be treated like a king.
in life, the decisions that haunt you are the ones where you just don't know... where right or wrong will never be answered.  years ago, the hungarians contacted me.  the government wanted me to come home, to be minister of culture.	Really?
yeah, i did.	In life, the decisions that haunt you are the ones where you just don't know... where right or wrong will never be answered.  Years ago, the Hungarians contacted me.  The government wanted me to come home, to be Minister of Culture.
eddie, you screwed up.	Yeah, I did.
but was it a bad decision?  at the time, i thought her money would save the movie.	Eddie, you screwed up.
bad decisions are easy to live with. forget.  just keep looking forward.	But was it a bad decision?  At the time, I thought her money would save the movie.
was i wrong to cast loretta?	Bad decisions are easy to live with. Forget.  Just keep looking forward.
what is this place?	This is the Philosophical Research Society.  A refuge for free thinkers. I've been coming here for twenty years.
bela, i don't know what i'm doin' anymore...	Stop worrying.  This is going to raise your spirits.
that's fine, bela.  we're still rolling.  just say "dear, you're lovely."	"Dear, you're lovely."  "Strap her to the table."
"dear, you are a woman of super strength and beauty.  a lovely vision of exquisitely beauty -- shit!"  damn!  eddie, i'm sorry i can't remember all this.  i'm an old man. it's too long.	That's fine, Bela.  We're still rolling.  Just say "Dear, you're lovely."
i'm not getting near that goddamn thing.  one of those burned me on "the return of chandu."	Okay.  Then you'll be sitting on the <u>left</u>.
you'll be sitting on the right.	I'm not getting near that goddamn thing.  One of those burned me on "The Return Of Chandu."
you're shooting "bride of the atom." scene 85.	You'll be sitting on the right.
mmph?  where am i?	You're shooting "Bride Of The Atom." Scene 85.
bela, are you ready?	Mmph?  Where am I?
so how'd we do?	We didn't make a dime.
goodbye!  goodbye!	So how'd we do?
i never said i could ad-lib...	Forget about it.  We'll make our new movie, and you'll be a star again.
bela, don't worry.  you're better than all this crap.	I never said I could ad-lib...
no bela, that's "incorporates."  look, just say "this casket has..."	Ach!  How do they expect a Hungarian to pronounce this dialogue?  This live television is madness!
"beg to differ.  this casket incarpratates, er, inporporates --"	No Bela, that's "incorporates."  Look, just say "This casket has..."
"oh, tract housing, huh?"  laugh. "you need a new real estate agent."	"Beg to differ.  This casket incarpratates, er, inporporates --"
"it is my home."	"Oh, tract housing, huh?"  Laugh. "You need a new real estate agent."
"greetings.  i am slick slomopavitz, seeker of adventure." audience laughs.  applause.  "say, that's a funny place to sleep."	"It is my home."
"greetings.  i am the count."	"Greetings.  I am Slick Slomopavitz, Seeker of Adventure." Audience laughs.  Applause.  "Say, that's a funny place to sleep."
morphine, with a demerol chaser.  eddie, i'm so broke.  i don't know what i'm gonna do...	Don't worry.  I'll do something.
what's in the needle?	Morphine, with a demerol chaser.  Eddie, I'm so broke.  I don't know what I'm gonna do...
i don't know how to make goulash.	What's in the needle?
goulash.	I don't know how to make goulash.
is there anything i can get you? water?  a blanket?	Goulash.
nah.  this happens all the time...	Is there anything I can get you? Water?  A blanket?
should i call a doctor?	Nah.  This happens all the time...
no hospital.  just take me to the couch...	Should I call a doctor?
let me take you to the hospital.	No hospital.  Just take me to the couch...
i didn't feel well...	Let me take you to the hospital.
bela, what happened?!	I didn't feel well...
ah!  this is very exciting.	I gotta type this up, while it's still fresh!
no!  <u>doctor acula</u>!  you can still wear the cape, have the fangs... but you're a doctor!  not a count.	Ah!  This is very exciting.
dracula?	No!  <u>Doctor Acula</u>!  You can still wear the cape, have the fangs... but you're a doctor!  Not a count.
ha-ha!  dr. acula!	Dracula?
they do?  shoot.  there <u>must</u> be a way to get around that...	Ha-ha!  Dr. Acula!
we can't.  those sons-a-bitches control the rights.	They do?  Shoot.  There <u>must</u> be a way to get around that...
so let's make another "dracula." let's make "the return of dracula"!	We can't.  Those sons-a-bitches control the rights.
those bastards at universal.  i made so much money for them, and now i can't get the time of day.	So let's make another "Dracula." Let's make "The Return of Dracula"!
of course!	Those bastards at Universal.  I made so much money for them, and now I can't get the time of day.
hmm... my biggest hit?  that would probably be "dracula."	Of course!
but we need to start off with a bang! something we <u>know</u> the audience will want to see.  mmm.  what was your biggest hit?	Hmm... my biggest hit?  That would probably be "Dracula."
that's good.  i could use the money.	But we need to start off with a bang! Something we <u>know</u> the audience will want to see.  Mmm.  What was your biggest hit?
sure.  romance, that's great!  to engineer your comeback, we're gonna need a whole slate of pictures.  once "glen or glenda" takes off, we'll slam you into one, then another, then another!	That's good.  I could use the money.
well... can't i play the romantic part?  i'm tired of always being the bad guy.  you know, back in hungary, i played romeo!  i would like to be the lover again -- me, in a boat, with the girl...	Sure.  Romance, that's great!  To engineer your comeback, we're gonna need a whole slate of pictures.  Once "Glen Or Glenda" takes off, we'll slam you into one, then another, then another!
uh, a cop.  no!  you play the father. he's <u>angry</u>!  he doesn't like seeing his son -- no -- he doesn't like seeing his <u>daughter</u> behave this way!	Well... can't I play the romantic part?  I'm tired of always being the bad guy.  You know, back in Hungary, I played Romeo!  I would like to be the lover again -- me, in a boat, with the girl...
who do i play?	Uh, a cop.  NO!  You play the father. He's <u>angry</u>!  He doesn't like seeing his son -- no -- he doesn't like seeing his <u>daughter</u> behave this way!
eh, forget it.  what else is big?  teenagers!  jailbait pics!  yeah... you got the juvenile delinquent, his girlfriend from the wrong side of the tracks --	Who do I play?
but, i don't like horses.  do i have to get on one?	Eh, forget it.  What else is big?  Teenagers!  Jailbait pics!  Yeah... You got the juvenile delinquent, his girlfriend from the wrong side of the tracks --
how 'bout a western?  people love westerns.	But, I don't like horses.  Do I have to get on one?
look, you seem a little agitated. do you maybe wanna take a little break, go for a nice walk... and then we'll come back and shoot the scene?	BULLSHIT!  I am ready now!  Roll the camera!!
of course!  dracula requires <u>presence</u>.  it's all in the voice, and the eyes, and the hand --	Look, you seem a little agitated. Do you maybe wanna take a little break, go for a nice walk... and then we'll come back and shoot the scene?
you're right, bela.  now dracula, <u>that's</u> a part that takes acting.	Of course!  Dracula requires <u>presence</u>.  It's all in the voice, and the eyes, and the hand --
uh, eddie, do you have my money?	Huh?!  Oh yeah, of course.
of course!  well, we got a big day planned for you... first, we're gonna start off a little easy, with you in that armchair over there.  then, once you're up to speed and cooking, we'll reset and bring out the laboratory equipment --	Uh, Eddie, do you have my money?
i am always on time.	Of course!  Well, we got a big day planned for you... First, we're gonna start off a little easy, with you in that armchair over there.  Then, once you're up to speed and cooking, we'll reset and bring out the laboratory equipment --
bela! it's so great to see you!  and eight o'clock on the dot.  right on time!	I am always on time.
ah, so i pull the strings!	Yeah.  You pull the strings --  "Pull the strings"... hey, that's pretty good!
well... you control everyone's fate. you're like the puppetmaster.	Ah, so I pull the strings!
i don't understand.	Well... you control everyone's fate. You're like the puppetmaster.
ehh, your part's a little different. you're like the god that looks down on all the characters, and oversees everything.	I don't understand.
oh, like jekyll and hyde!  ah, i've always wanted to play jekyll and hyde!  i'm looking forward to this production.	Ehh, your part's a little different. You're like the God that looks down on all the characters, and oversees everything.
well, it's about how people have two personalities.  the side they show to the world, and then the secret person they hide inside.	Oh, like Jekyll and Hyde!  Ah, I've always wanted to play Jekyll and Hyde!  I'm looking forward to this production.
eddie, what kind of movie is this?	Well, It's about how people have two personalities.  The side they show to the world, and then the secret person they hide inside.
yeah, it's gonna be a great picture! you'll love your character!  bunny, bela's here.  look, hit the bars, work some parties, and get me transvestites!  <u>i need transvestites</u>!	Eddie, what kind of movie is this?
eddie, you got a new movie for me?!	Yeah, it's gonna be a great picture! You'll love your character!  Bunny, Bela's here.  Look, hit the bars, work some parties, and get me transvestites!  <u>I need transvestites</u>!
are you sure this is okay?	Don't worry.  I do it every Halloween.
do you want me to get it for you?	No thank you, Eddie.  I'll be alright.
i am getting tired.  i need to take my medicine.	Do you want me to get it for you?
you must be double-jointed, and you must be hungarian.  vampira, look at me!  stare into my eyes.	I am getting tired.  I need to take my medicine.
hey bela, how do you do that?	You must be double-jointed, and you must be Hungarian.  Vampira, look at me!  Stare into my eyes.
vampira!  you will come under my spell!  you will be my slave of love.	Hey Bela, how do you do that?
i think she's a honey.  look at those jugs.	Vampira!  You will come under my spell!  You will be my slave of love.
ugh!  i hate the way she interrupts the pictures.  she doesn't show 'em the proper respect.	I think she's a honey.  Look at those jugs.
well... i guess i should go.  perhaps we could get together again?	Certainly.  But now the children of the night are calling me.
shh!  i'm coming!  i will feed you!	Well... I guess I should go.  Perhaps we could get together again?
i never thought of that.	Take my word for it.  You want to "score" with a young lady, you take her to see "Dracula."
the pure horror, it both repels and attracts them.  because in their collective unconsciousness, they have the agony of childbirth.  the blood. the blood is horror.	I never thought of that.
the <u>women</u>?	The pure horror, it both repels and attracts them.  Because in their collective unconsciousness, they have the agony of childbirth.  The blood. The blood is horror.
they were <u>mythic</u>.  they had a poetry to them.  and you know what else?  the women prefer the traditional monsters.	The <u>women</u>?
the old ones were much spookier. they had castles, full moons...	They were <u>mythic</u>.  They had a poetry to them.  And you know what else?  The women prefer the traditional monsters.
they don't want the classic horror films anymore.  today, it's all giant bugs, giant spiders, giant grasshoppers -- who would believe such nonsense!	The old ones were much spookier. They had castles, full moons...
no more.  i haven't worked in four years.  this town, it chews you up, then spits you out.  i'm just an ex-bogeyman.  make a right.	They don't want the classic horror films anymore.  Today, it's all giant bugs, giant spiders, giant grasshoppers -- who would believe such nonsense!
but you're a big star!	No more.  I haven't worked in four years.  This town, it chews you up, then spits you out.  I'm just an ex-bogeyman.  Make a right.
back in the old days, yes.  but now -- no one give two fucks for bela.	But you're a big star!
ah, you gotta be jokin'!  a great man like you... i'll bet you have dozens of 'em lined up.	Back in the old days, yes.  But now -- no one give two fucks for Bela.
i have no next picture.	Ah, you gotta be jokin'!  A great man like you... I'll bet you have dozens of 'em lined up.
boy, mr. lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life.  when is your next picture coming out?	I have no next picture.
i refuse to drive in this country. too many madmen.	Boy, Mr. Lugosi, you must lead such an exciting life.  When is your next picture coming out?
don't you bave a car?	I refuse to drive in this country. Too many madmen.
oh, there's my bus.  shit, where's my transfer?!	Don't you bave a car?
i apologize.  when i play dracula, i put myself into a trance.  it takes me much time to re-emerge.	Oh, there's my bus.  Shit, where's my transfer?!
i waited to get your autograph, but you never came outside.	I apologize.  When I play Dracula, I put myself into a trance.  It takes me much time to re-emerge.
thank you.	I waited to get your autograph, but you never came outside.
i thought it was great.  you were much scarier in real life than you were in the movie.	Thank you.
eh, that was a terrible production. renfield was a drunk!	I thought it was great.  You were much scarier in real life than you were in the movie.
you know, i saw you perform "dracula."  in poughkeepsie, in 1938.	Eh, that was a terrible production. Renfield was a drunk!
yes.  i'm embarking on another bus- andtruck tour of "dracula." twelve cities in ten days, if that's conceivable.	You know, I saw you perform "Dracula."  In Poughkeepsie, in 1938.
really?	Yes.  I'm embarking on another bus- andtruck tour of "Dracula." Twelve cities in ten days, if that's conceivable.
because i'm planning on dying soon.	Really?
why were you buying a coffin?	Because I'm planning on dying soon.
ha!	Why were you buying a coffin?
i don't want anything.  i'm just a really big, big fan.  i've seen all your movies.	Ha!
who are you?  what do you want?	I don't want anything.  I'm just a really big, big fan.  I've seen all your movies.
huh?	Who are you?  What do you want?
no.  i don't work here.	Huh?
i told you, i don't want any of your goddamn coffins.	No.  I don't work here.
excuse me, mr. lugosi??	I told you, I don't want any of your goddamn coffins.
you mean a tesla coil?	If you say so.
this is gonna be bela's laboratory, so it should be real impressive! like one of those mad scientist movies.  i want beakers, and test tubes, and one of those electrical things that buzzes!	You mean a Tesla coil?
and once i'm a woman, jean-claude and i are getting married --	Ssh!  He's so big!  He's a <u>monster</u>! Can you imagine what that guy would be like in a movie?
i've never seen anything like him!	And once I'm a woman, Jean-Claude and I are getting married --
jesus!  are you serious?	Yes!  I've dreamed of it for years, but your movie made me realize I've got to take action.  GOODBYE, PENIS!
wrong!  i'm getting my first series of hormone shots!  and once those babies kick in, they're gonna remove my organs, and make me a woman!	Jesus!  Are you serious?
i dunno.  lie on the beach?	WRONG!  I'm getting my first series of hormone shots!  And once those babies kick in, they're gonna remove my organs, and MAKE ME A WOMAN!
mexico!  and guess what i'm going to do there?!	I dunno.  Lie on the beach?
i don't know.  where?	Mexico!  And guess what I'm going to do there?!
so guess where i'm going next weekend?	I don't know.  Where?
hey ed, shouldn't we do another take? big baldy kinda got stuck in the doorway.	No, it's fine.  It's real!  In actuality, Lobo would struggle with that problem every day.
what do you mean?	I mean I can't see the difference. I'm color-blind.  But I like the dark gray one.
which one <u>is</u> the red one?	What do you mean?
rolling.	Sound!
um, okay... roll camera	Rolling.
don't you want a second take, for protection?	What's to protect?  It was perfect!
and, cut!  print it!  let's move on!	Don't you want a second take, for protection?
places, everyone!  roll camera!	Rolling.
this is kind of a stream--	NO!  It has to be UNDERWATER!
you don't understand!  the octopus is supposed to live in a <u>lake</u>!	This is kind of a stream--
these shoes are itchy.	You <u>can't sit</u>!  You gotta walk around, with good posture.  You want these people to think we have class. Otherwise they'll <u>never</u> invest in our movie.
what do you think you're doin'?!	These shoes are itchy.
what happened?!  jesus, connie, what did you do?	Nothin'!  I told him he was great.
you really think so?	Absolutely!  It's just the beginning. I promise this: If we stick together, one day I'll make every single one of you famous.
i got the early edition!  it was just dropped off at the newsstand.	This is the big moment...!
edward, are you sure you know what you're doing?	Yeah.  It seems a little crazy, but sometimes <u>you just know</u>.  She's perfect for me.
incidentally, you <u>promise</u> you're not going to scratch my car...?	I told you, the octopus is made of rubber.  This is a piece o' cake.
cris, you made it.  thanks a lot.	My pleasure.  I'm always happy to assist in a little larceny.
bravo!  bravo!  magnifico!	Cris, you made it.  Thanks a lot.
it's that easy?	Eddie, we're in show biz!  It's all about razzle-dazzle.  Appearances. If you dress nice and talk well, people will swallow anything.
there's no such thing as a psychic. people believe my folderol because i wear a turban and a black tuxedo.	It's that easy?
i made it up.  it's horseshit!	There's no such thing as a psychic. People believe my folderol because I wear a turban and a black tuxedo.
i don't understand.	I made it up.  It's horseshit!
i guessed.	I don't understand.
hey cris, how'd you know we'd be living on mars by 1970?  how'd you know it wouldn't be 1975, or even 1980?	I guessed.
h-how'd you know?!	I'm Criswell.  I know all.
ah.  the director of "glen or glenda."	H-how'd you know?!
edward wood, sir.	Ah.  The director of "Glen Or Glenda."
and who may you be?	Edward Wood, Sir.
wow.	And who may you be?
no.  they say his eligibility ran out years ago.	Look, he doesn't have any money... but I'll give you everything I've got.  I have a few hundred dollars.
isn't he?	No.  They say his eligibility ran out years ago.
we thought mr. lugosi was insured though the screen actors guild.	Isn't he?
will he be okay?	We'll do our best.
well... there's a lot of junk in his system for such an old man. apparently, he was addicted to morphine, tried to kick it, and got re-addicted to methadone.	Will he be okay?
excuse me.  doctor?  i'm with mr. lugosi.  how is he?	Well... there's a lot of junk in his system for such an old man. Apparently, he was addicted to morphine, tried to kick it, and got re-addicted to methadone.
but you used to say --	Ed... I just stuck it out so you could finish your movie.  Now that it's done, so am I.
i'm tired of living on the fringe.	But you used to say --
did you really mean those things you said..?	I'm tired of living on the fringe.
ed, it's over.  i need a normal life.	Did you really mean those things you said..?
dolores, wait!	Ed, it's over.  I need a normal life.
but what's our relationship?  are we good friends, or is she just a casual acquaintance?	Dolores, I got five days to shoot this movie.  Quit kidding around.
oh.  er... well you're the file clerk.  you're hurrying into the next room, when you bump into janet.	But what's our relationship?  Are we good friends, or is she just a casual acquaintance?
eddie, what's <u>my</u> motivation?	Oh.  Er... well you're the file clerk.  You're hurrying into the next room, when you bump into Janet.
wood productions.  the mark of quality.	Hey, <u>the movie's getting made</u>. That's the main thing.
none.  but his dad gave me fifty grand.	Wood Productions.  The mark of quality.
oh really?  how much money did he put up?	None.  But his dad gave me fifty grand.
that's tony mccoy.  he's playing lieutenant dick craig.	Oh really?  How much money did he put up?
that's right...	I see the usual gang of misfits and dope addicts are here.  Say, who's the lug?
of course i'm here.  today is the file clerk's big scene.	That's right...
honey, you made it! i wasn't sure you got my message.	Of course I'm here.  Today is the file clerk's big scene.
i'm going to my mother's.	Does she have room for me?
so what??  look, we gotta figure out where we're gonna stay.	I'm going to my mother's.
you're a fuckin' mess.	So WHAT??  Look, we gotta figure out where we're gonna stay.
<u>i didn't dump you</u>!  get it through your skull -- i just recast the part!	You're a fuckin' mess.
that's a good reason to dump your girlfriend.	<u>I didn't dump you</u>!  Get it through your skull -- I just recast the part!
look, how many times can i say i'm sorry?  i blew it!  i thought she was rich.	That's a good reason to dump your girlfriend.
that's moronic.  why would a bit player impress a backer?	Look, how many times can I say I'm sorry?  I blew it!  I thought she was rich.
maybe if you'd come to the backers party, i would've gotten the money.	That's moronic.  Why would a bit player impress a backer?
i told you this was gonna happen.	Maybe if you'd come to the backers party, I would've gotten the money.
goddamn landlord.	I told you this was gonna happen.
like <u>what</u>?!	The secretary.  Or the file clerk.
but there's plenty of other parts.	Like <u>what</u>?!
i wanted you to say, "no!  i wrote the part for my girlfriend dolores."	But there's plenty of other parts.
i'm sorry!  what did you want me to say?	I wanted you to say, "No!  I wrote the part for my girlfriend Dolores."
who do you think's been paying the rent?!  who helped type your script, and did all your grunt work?!	I'm sorry!  What did you want me to say?
it was the only way i could get the movie made!	Who do you think's been paying the rent?!  Who helped type your script, and did all your grunt work?!
dolores, don't you understand?  i'm a director now!  i made "glen or glenda."  directing <u>is</u> my day job.	All I know is, ever since "Glen Or Glenda," all you do is booze it up and wear my clothes!
don't get angry at me.  maybe you just need a day job.	Dolores, don't you understand?  I'm a director now!  I made "Glen Or Glenda."  Directing <u>is</u> my day job.
that's the problem!  <u>nobody</u> cares about my movie!  i'm tryin' so hard, i don't know what else to do!	Don't get angry at me.  Maybe you just need a day job.
ed, the landlord doesn't care.	That's the problem!  <u>Nobody</u> cares about my movie!  I'm tryin' so hard, I don't know what else to do!
tell him "bride" is in pre- production.	Ed, the landlord doesn't care.
ed, the landlord called again.  he wants his money.	Tell him "Bride" is in pre- production.
all i wanna do is tell stories.  the things i find interesting...	Well maybe you're not studio kind of material.  Maybe you just need to raise the money yourself.
that's ridiculous.	All I wanna do is tell stories.  The things I find interesting...
bela needs a job... i can't even get a film going...  but <u>of course</u> i can't -- i made the worst movie of all time.	That's ridiculous.
ed, it's just one man's opinion!	Bela needs a job... I can't even get a film going...  But <u>of course</u> I can't -- I made the worst movie of all time.
i'm no good.	Ed, it's just one man's opinion!
toss us out on our ass.	Exactly.
look on the bright side.  if we miss the rent, what's the worst they can do?	Toss us out on our ass.
but <u>you</u> do!  and anyway, i've got tons of new scripts.  and now that i have a track record, studios are bound to hire me!	Look on the bright side.  If we miss the rent, what's the worst they can do?
but ed, we're not even married.  and you don't have a job.	But <u>you</u> do!  And anyway, I've got tons of new scripts.  And now that I have a track record, studios are bound to hire me!
who cares?!  we're on a roll!  these are the moments in life you're supposed to grab.	But Ed, we're not even married.  And you don't have a job.
i don't know.  it's so much money...	Who cares?!  We're on a ROLL!  These are the moments in life you're supposed to grab.
from today on, our lives are different!  we'll be swimming laps in the same pool jean harlow did.	I don't know.  It's so much money...
ed, who is daniel davis?	Some weirdo who likes to wear dresses.
ed, this isn't the real world! you've surrounded yourself with weirdos!	Say it a little louder.  I don't think Bela heard you in his trailer.
hon', nobody's bothered but you.  look around -- they couldn't care less.	Ed, this isn't the real world! You've surrounded yourself with WEIRDOS!
how can you just walk around like that, in front of all these people?	Hon', nobody's bothered but you.  Look around -- they couldn't care less.
it takes me comfortable.	Oh, just like in the script!
<u>that's not the issue</u>!!  ugh!  how can you act so casual, when you're dressed like that?!	It takes me comfortable.
it's a damn good role.	<u>That's not the issue</u>!!  Ugh!  How can you act so casual, when you're dressed like that?!
oh!  you got nerve, buddy.	It's a damn good role.
of course it is.  and that's why you should play the part.	Oh!  You got nerve, buddy.
and what about this so-called "barbara" character?  it's obviously me!  i'm so embarrassed!  this is <u>our</u> <u>life</u>!	Of course it is.  And that's why you should play the part.
what, by putting it in a fuckin' script, for everyone to see?!  what kind of sick mind would operate like that?	And what about this so-called "Barbara" character?  It's obviously ME!  I'm so embarrassed!  This is <u>our</u> <u>life</u>!
this is my way of telling you --	What, by putting it in a fuckin' script, for everyone to see?!  What kind of sick mind would operate like that?
jesus christ!  and you never told me?	This is my way of telling you --
since i was a kid.  my mom wanted a girl, so she used to dress me in girlie clothing.  it just kinda became a habit.	Jesus Christ!  And you never told me?
how long have you been doing this?	Since I was a kid.  My mom wanted a girl, so she used to dress me in girlie clothing.  It just kinda became a habit.
ed, i'm so proud!  i'll read it as soon as i get home.	Well, I'd really like to know what you think.  Why don't you go in the bedroom and take a look at it?  I'll Wait...
it's a shame.  he's such a rest actor, and nobody uses him anymore.	So did you get his autograph?
boy, i can't even remember the last time he was in a picture.	It's a shame.  He's such a rest actor, and nobody uses him anymore.
no!  he's very alive.  well... sort of.  he's old, and frail -- but he's still bela lugosi!  and he's really nice.	Boy, I can't even remember the last time he was in a picture.
i thought he was dead.	No!  He's very alive.  Well... sort of.  He's old, and frail -- but he's still Bela Lugosi!  And he's really nice.
oh, the hell with you.  i met bela lugosi!	I thought he was dead.
you met basil rathbone!	Oh, the hell with you.  I met BELA LUGOSI!
close!  the <u>other</u> one!	You met Basil Rathbone!
boris karloff!?	Close!  The <u>other</u> one!
no!  a horror movie star!	Boris Karloff!?
who?  robert taylor?!	No!  A horror movie star!
yeah!  i met a movie star!  somebody <u>really big</u>!	Who?  Robert Taylor?!
better than not getting a job?	Yeah!  I met a movie star!  Somebody <u>really big</u>!
huh?!  oh, uh, no, i didn't get the job. but something <u>better</u> happened!	Better than not getting a job?
you got the job?!!	Huh?!  Oh, uh, no, I didn't get the job. But something <u>better</u> happened!
sweetie, you won't believe it!  i've got the most incredible news!	You got the job?!!
eddie, i don't understand.  why are <u>you</u> the most qualified director for the christine jorgensen story?	Aw, er, it's just a bunch of hot air. I had to say something to get in the door.
ed, you're still young.  this is the part of your life when you're <u>supposed</u> to be struggling.	I know... But sometimes I get scared this is as good as it's gonna get...
orson welles was 26 when he made "citizen kane."  i'm already 30!	Ed, you're still young.  This is the part of your life when you're <u>supposed</u> to be struggling.
ed, it was only one review.	Orson Welles was 26 when he made "Citizen Kane."  I'm already 30!
honey, what if i'm wrong?  what if i just don't have it?	Ed, it was only one review.
what?	The ghost can be barefoot.  <u>Give</u> <u>me your shoes</u>!
dolores, give me your shoes.	What?
the other sixty-thousand you said you'd give me.	You misunderstood.  I gave you everything I have in the world: Three-hundred dollars.
what other sixty-thousand?	The other sixty-thousand you said you'd give me.
yeah.  well i need the other sixty-thousand.	What other sixty-thousand?
what are you looking at me like that for?  i already gave you my three hundred.	Yeah.  Well I need the other sixty-thousand.
i kinda need it now.	What are you looking at me like that for?  I already gave you my three hundred.
yeah.  exactly!	I kinda need it now.
well then you should pay him, shouldn't you?	Yeah.  Exactly!
sorry to bother you while we're shooting, but the guy who owns the stage needs his money.	Well then you should pay him, shouldn't you?
eddie, which dress do you like better?	I don't know.  Hey Bill, which dress is better for you, the green or the red one?
oh, of course!!  there's a couple characters you'd be perfect for: the secretary at the newspaper office, or the file clerk!	Hmm.  Those sound kind of small.  Oh, here's one that looks good: Janet Lawton.  I'd sure like to play her.
oh my, this is very interesting.  say... do you think it would be possible for me to maybe play one of these parts?	Oh, of course!!  There's a couple characters you'd be perfect for: The secretary at the newspaper office, or the file clerk!
perhaps you'd like to look at the photoplay.	Oh my, this is very interesting.  Say... do you think it would be possible for me to maybe play one of these parts?
that's all??  that seems very reasonable for an entire picture.	Perhaps you'd like to look at the photoplay.
for this one, we need $60,000.	That's all??  That seems very reasonable for an entire picture.
perhaps a small amount of money.  how much do one of your motion pictures cost?	For this one, we need $60,000.
so my associate mr. marco tells me you may be interested in investing in a motion picture.	Perhaps a small amount of money.  How much do one of your motion pictures cost?
i understand you just moved here?	Yes.  Hollywood is oh so exciting.
pleased to meet you.  i'm loretta king.	I understand you just moved here?
he's so great, <u>you</u> hire him.	Well, uh, if I could I would...
that's not true --	He's so great, <u>you</u> hire him.
yeah?  well now he's a junkie.  he don't deserve to work.	That's not true --
no he's not!  do you realize how much money he made for this studio over the years?  "dracula"!  "the raven"! "the black cat"!	Yeah?  Well now he's a junkie.  He don't deserve to work.
he's a <u>bum</u>.	No he's not!  Do you realize how much money he made for this studio over the years?  "Dracula"!  "The Raven"! "The Black Cat"!
hey big shot, get off your ass.  they need a potted palm over in the carl laemmle building.	Sure thing, Mr. Kravitz.
well... i've got another project i wasn't gonna tell you about. lugosi's in it, but he's got a smaller part.  the lead is an ingenue, a sterling young actress named dolores fuller.  the title is "bride of the atom."	Ah!  Atomic Age stuff, huh?  I like it.  I'll tell you what, Mr. Ward.  Why don't you leave those film cans, and my associates and I will take a look at your little opus.  Maybe we can do business together.
lugosi's washed-up.  what else you got?	Well... I've got another project I wasn't gonna tell you about. Lugosi's in it, but he's got a smaller part.  The lead is an ingenue, a sterling young actress named Dolores Fuller.  The title is "Bride Of The Atom."
but bela lugosi's in it!	Lugosi's washed-up.  What else you got?
oh, "dr. acula."  i get it.  i don't like it.	But Bela Lugosi's in it!
<u>dr. acula</u>!	Oh, "Dr. Acula."  I get it.  I don't like it.
doctor acula?  i don't get it.	<u>Dr. Acula</u>!
well, mr. feldman, i don't believe in thinking small.  so i've got a whole slate of pictures for you: "the vampire's tomb," "the ghoul goes west"... and "doctor acula"!	Doctor Acula?  I don't get it.
i can't wait to take a look.  so what's up next?	Well, Mr. Feldman, I don't believe in thinking small.  So I've got a whole slate of pictures for you: "The Vampire's Tomb," "The Ghoul Goes West"... and "Doctor Acula"!
nobody in town has seen it, so i'm givin' you first crack at my talents.	I can't wait to take a look.  So what's up next?
screen classics?  hmm, don't know them.	Nobody in town has seen it, so I'm givin' you first crack at my talents.
i just made this picture, over at screen classics.  it opens next week.	Screen Classics?  Hmm, don't know them.
really?!  well good for you.	I just made this picture, over at Screen Classics.  It opens next week.
well, mr. feldman, some people have resumes to show.  i've got my own movie.	Really?!  Well good for you.
so what are you bringing me?  looks like you got some film cans.	Well, Mr. Feldman, some people have resumes to show.  I've got my own movie.
wood?  ward?  wood.  hey, what do you know.  it <u>is</u> wood. dang secretaries, you can never get a good one.  right?	So what are you bringing me?  Looks like you got some film cans.
it's wood.  ed wood.	Wood?  Ward?  Wood.  Hey, what do you know.  It <u>is</u> Wood. Dang secretaries, you can never get a good one.  Right?
mr. ward, it's a delight to meet you.	It's Wood.  Ed Wood.
yes?	We are gonna finish this film <u>just</u> <u>the way I want it</u>!  Because you can't compromise an artist's vision!
mr. reynolds!	Yes?
people won't notice.  filmmaking isn't about picky details -- it's about the big picture.	Oh, you wanna talk about the "big picture"?!  How 'bout that the policemen arrive in the daylight, but now it's suddenly night???
that cardboard headstone tipped over. this graveyard is obviously phony!	People won't notice.  Filmmaking isn't about picky details -- it's about the big picture.
i like to think so.	That cardboard headstone tipped over. This graveyard is obviously phony!
"perfect"?  mr. wood, do you know <u>anything</u> about the art of film production?!	I like to think so.
and perfect.  cut!	"Perfect"?  Mr. Wood, do you know <u>anything</u> about the art of film production?!
what'd you give him all the lines for??  he's unintelligible!	Look, Lugosi is dead and Vampira won't talk.   Ihad to give <u>somebody</u> the dialogue.
just, it doesn't look like very much.	It's plenty!  It's the acorn that will grow a great oak.  I'll just find a double to finish his scenes, and we'll release it as "Bela Lugosi's Final Film"
yes, but i've got the last footage he ever shot!	Just, it doesn't look like very much.
<u>lugosi</u>??!  didn't be pass on?	Yes, but I've got the last footage he ever shot!
yeah, well we've got a big star! bela lugosi!!	<u>Lugosi</u>??!  Didn't be pass on?
um, i understand that this science friction is popular -- but don't the big hits always have big stars?	Yeah, well we've GOT a big star! Bela Lugosi!!
it's a guaranteed blockbuster!	Um, I understand that this science friction is popular -- but don't the big hits always have big stars?
i don't know... this is all a lot to absorb.	It's a guaranteed blockbuster!
from outer space!  it's science- fiction.  <u>very</u> big with the kids! if you make this picture, you'll have enough money to finance a hundred religious films!  <u>and</u> pay my back rent from the profits.	I don't know... this is all a lot to absorb.
graverobbers from <u>what</u>??	From outer space!  It's science- fiction.  <u>Very</u> big with the kids! If you make this picture, you'll have enough money to finance a HUNDRED religious films!  <u>And</u> pay my back rent from the profits.
"graverobbers from outer space"! it's <u>money in the bank</u>.	Graverobbers from <u>what</u>??
absolutely!  you see this script..?	"Graverobbers From Outer Space"! It's <u>money in the bank</u>.
would that work?	Absolutely!  You see this script..?
okay -- you know what you do?  you produce a film in a commercially proven genre.  and after it's a hit, you take the profits from <u>that</u>, and make the twelve apostles' movies.	Would that work?
oh!  our church has the money for one film.  we just don't have it for all twelve...	Okay -- you know what you do?  You produce a film in a commercially proven genre.  And after it's a hit, you take the profits from <u>that</u>, and make the twelve Apostles' movies.
raising money is tough.	Oh!  Our church has the money for one film.  We just don't have it for all twelve...
<u>i'm</u> interested in the picture business.  my associates and i wish to produce a series of uplifting religious films, on the apostles. but unfortunately, we don't have enough money.	Raising money is tough.
you could say that --	<u>I'm</u> interested in the picture business.  My associates and I wish to produce a series of uplifting religious films, on the Apostles. But unfortunately, we don't have enough money.
hmm, so you're in the picture business?	You could say that --
i'm real sorry.  my stockbroker must have transferred the wrong account... c'mon in, i'll write you another one.	Hmm, so you're in the picture business?
mr. wood, you have bounced your third and final rent check.	I'm real sorry.  My stockbroker must have transferred the wrong account... C'mon in, I'll write you another one.
yeah...?	Mr. Wood, you have bounced your third and final rent check.
mr. wood, this is mr. reynolds, your landlord.  could you please open up?	Yeah...?
hruphh...?	Mr. Wood, this is Mr. Reynolds, your landlord.  Could you please open up?
mr. wood?!	Hruphh...?
what is happening?	We're escaping!
my eyes are killink me.	Don't worry.  We're almost there.
but i thought me and dolores had something.	Forget her!  Move on.  A good lookink boy like you as you can have any girl you wish.
my friend, you tink greta is first woman i ever see?  no!  many duds, before i find her.	But I thought me and Dolores had something.
nonsense!  you must try our hot glug.	My friend, you tink Greta is first woman I ever see?  No!  Many duds, before I find her.
tor, i should be getting home.	Nonsense!  You must try our hot glug.
i'd be happy too, if i had such a great family.	Don't worry.  You just haven't met right woman yet.  Oopsy.  That cabbage goes right through me.
the food will make you feel bedder. look at me -- i'm da happiest guy i know!	I'd be happy too, if I had such a great family.
uh, i don't have much of an appetite lately.	The food will make you feel bedder. Look at me -- I'm da happiest guy I know!
hey!  you're not eatink.	Uh, I don't have much of an appetite lately.
here's the scene.  loretta, you're in a trance.  you glide in and get on the operating table.  now tor, you're supposed to tie her down.  but you have an angora fetish... and when you rub that swatch of angora, it makes you refuse so bela has to discipline you.	Okey-dokey.
tor, dialogue is overrated.  you look at the classic film actors, who are they?  fairbanks.  chaplin.  they didn't talk!  they did it all with their face.	But Greta say --
bela, he talk.  loretta, she talk. but tor, he no talk.	Tor, dialogue is overrated.  You look at the classic film actors, who are they?  Fairbanks.  Chaplin.  They didn't talk!  They did it all with their face.
but tor, it's a starring part! you're second billed.	Bela, he talk.  Loretta, she talk. But Tor, he no talk.
no.  she tink lobo is waste of my time.  lobo don't talk.	But Tor, it's a starring part! You're second billed.
really?  was the third act too intense?	No.  She tink Lobo is waste of my time.  Lobo don't talk.
edvard!   i haf question 'bout script. my vife greta, she read.  and she no like.	Really?  Was the third act too intense?
i like.  when do movie shoot?	Hopefully, very soon.  I'm just awaiting the final okay from Mr. Feldman at MGM.
so anyway, i've got this new script, "bride of the atom," and there's a part you're ideal for: "lobo."  he's tough.  a brute.  but he has a heart -- and at the end he saves the girl.	I like.  When do movie shoot?
but what bout accent?  some people tink i haf too much accent.	Nah, that doesn't matter!  It's a visual medium.
well, i think you'd be a sensation in pictures.	But what bout accent?  Some people tink I haf too much accent.
no.  with hair, yah.  but i must shave head for wrestlink.  it scare da crowds.  dey like that.	Well, I think you'd be a sensation in pictures.
i think you're quite handsome.	No.  With hair, yah.  But I must shave head for wrestlink.  It scare da crowds.  Dey like that.
mm, not good-lookink enough.	I think you're quite handsome.
tor.  have you ever thought about becoming an actor?	Mm, not good-lookink enough.
tor!	Tor.  Have you ever thought about becoming an actor?
so, mr. johnson --	Tor!
oh, of course!	So, Mr. Johnson --
could we moovf to table?	Oh, of course!
da pleasure be mine.	Could we moovf to table?
glad you could fit me in your schedule.	Da pleasure be mine.
mr. welles, is it all worth it?	It is when it works.  You know the one film of mine I can stand to watch?  "Kane."  The studio hated it... but they didn't get to touch a frame.  Ed, visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?
tell me about it.  i'm supposed to do a thriller at universal, and they want charlton heston to play a <u>mexican</u>!	Mr. Welles, is it all worth it?
and they always want to cast their buddies -- it doesn't even <u>matter</u> if they're right for the part!	Tell me about it.  I'm supposed to do a thriller at Universal, and they want Charlton Heston to play a <u>Mexican</u>!
ugh, i hate when that happens.	And they always want to cast their buddies -- it doesn't even <u>matter</u> if they're right for the part!
ain't that the truth!  i've even bad producers recut my movies --	Ugh, I hate when that happens.
it's the damn money men.  you never know who's a windbag, and who's got the goods.  and then they all think <u>they're</u> a director...	Ain't that the truth!  I've even bad producers recut my movies --
i can't believe it.  these sound like <u>my</u> problems!	It's the damn money men.  You never know who's a windbag, and who's got the goods.  And then they all think <u>they're</u> a director...
eh, the financing just fell through for the third time on "don quixote." so i'm trying to finish a promo for something else.  but i can't find the soundtrack --  i think i left it in malta.	I can't believe it.  These sound like <u>my</u> problems!
oh.  um, i'm ed wood!  so, what are you working on now?	Eh, the financing just fell through for the third time on "Don Quixote." So I'm trying to finish a promo for something else.  But I can't find the soundtrack --  I think I left it in Malta.
my pleasure.  i'm orson welles.	Oh.  Um, I'm Ed Wood!  So, what are you working on now?
uh, uh, i'm a young filmmaker, and a really big fan... and i just wanted to meet you.	My pleasure.  I'm Orson Welles.
yes?	Uh, uh, I'm a young filmmaker, and a really big fan... and I just wanted to meet you.
excuse me, sir...?	Yes?
you can't talk that way about my movie.	"Your movie"?!  I wish it was your movie!  I wish I hadn't blown every dime I ever made into this stinkbomb. If I ever see you again, I'll kill you!!!
screw you, wood!  i even sunk more money into different titles: "transvestite" "he or she?" "i led two lives"... it doesn't matter! nobody wants to see the piece of shit.	You can't talk that way about my movie.
maybe it needs special handling.	Screw you, Wood!  I even sunk more money into different titles: "Transvestite" "He Or She?" "I Led Two Lives"... It DOESN'T MATTER! Nobody wants to see the piece of shit.
because i can't sell it to save my life!  you made a goddamn feathered fish.  is it an art film, a horror show, a hygiene flick?  nobody knows! i'm beggin' people to book it.	Maybe it needs special handling.
why not??	Because I can't sell it to save my life!  You made a goddamn feathered fish.  Is it an art film, a horror show, a hygiene flick?  Nobody knows! I'm beggin' people to book it.
"where's the ads"?!  the ads are in alabama, indiana, and missouri!  you schmuck, it ain't gonna play l.a.!	Why not??
georgie, what's with the stag footage??  you said you were cutting in <u>establishing shots</u>!	I did.  I established some tits and ass.
but i'm proud.  i wrote, directed, and starred in it just like orson welles in "citizen kane"!	Yeah??  Well Orson Welles didn't wear angora sweaters, did he??!
and you did a bang-up job, too.  but you don't want other producers to know that's you in drag.  trust me. it's a career killer.	But I'm proud.  I wrote, directed, and starred in it just like Orson Welles in "Citizen Kane"!
why?!  i did all those things!  hell, i even built the props.	And you did a bang-up job, too.  But you don't want other producers to know that's you in drag.  Trust me. It's a career killer.
good.  and one more thing.  i think your "written, directed, and starring ed wood" credit is a bad idea.	Why?!  I did all those things!  Hell, I even built the props.
um, i guess --	Good.  And one more thing.  I think your "Written, Directed, and Starring Ed Wood" credit is a bad idea.
they'll notice.  look, why don't you let me take over from here?  i can do a few tricks: pad it out with more stock footage, add establishing shots...	Um, I guess --
gee, i used every frame of film we shot.  maybe they won't notice.	They'll notice.  Look, why don't you let me take over from here?  I can do a few tricks: Pad it out with more stock footage, add establishing shots...
ed, what was the one thing i asked you to do?  make it <u>seven reels long</u>. i've got contracts with my exhibitors.  if it ain't over an hour, they won't play it.	Gee, I used every frame of film we shot.  Maybe they won't notice.
yeah?  whatever.  so did you like it?	Ed, what was the one thing I asked you to do?  Make it <u>seven reels long</u>. I've got contracts with my exhibitors.  If it ain't over an hour, they won't play it.
i think it's fifty-seven minutes long.	Yeah?  Whatever.  So did you like it?
<u>then how's it gonna get in the</u> <u>picture</u>?!	I know a guy in Universal's stock house -- he's giving me the footage for free.  This movie's gonna look like a million bucks.
don't worry.  we're not gonna film any of it.	<u>Then how's it gonna get in the</u> <u>picture</u>?!
ed!  what's with these revised pages?!  a scene in a smelting factory?  a buffalo stampede?? <u>three-hundred soldiers storming anzio</u> <u>beach</u>??!  what's going on here?  i can't afford to film this nonsense!	Don't worry.  We're not gonna film any of it.
and what's with this new title?!  my poster says "i changed my sex"!	So change the poster.  Trust me, you'll be better off.  This is a story that's gonna <u>grab</u> people.  It's about this guy.  He's crazy about this girl but he likes to wear dresses.  Should he tell her? Should he not tell her?  He's torn. George, this is DRAMA.
i don't think he's a schmuck.	And what's with this new title?!  My poster says "I CHANGED MY SEX"!
yeah!  five pages right before it ends!  the rest of the show is about some schmuck who likes angora sweaters.	I don't think he's a schmuck.
there's still a sex-change --	Yeah!  Five pages right before it ends!  The rest of the show is about some schmuck who likes angora sweaters.
i thought this was gonna be a sex- change film!	There's still a sex-change --
why would lugosi want to be in a sex-change flick?	Because he's <u>my friend</u>.
uh, yeah.  our picture.	Why would Lugosi want to be in a sex-change flick?
our picture?	Uh, yeah.  Our picture.
no, he's not dead!  he lives in baldwin hills.  i met him recently, and he wants to be in our picture.	OUR picture?
isn't he dead?	No, he's not dead!  He lives in Baldwin Hills.  I met him recently, and he wants to be in our picture.
yeah!  <u>lugosi</u>!	Isn't he dead?
lugosi?	Yeah!  <u>Lugosi</u>!
who?	Lugosi?
what if i told you you could have a star for $1000??	Who?
fine, maybe you're right.  but it doesn't friggin' matter.  i can't afford a star, so i don't even know what we're talking about.	What if I told you you could have a star for $1000??
no!  it would be something better! something <u>impressive</u>.  the biggest moneymaker you've ever had!	Fine, maybe you're right.  But it doesn't friggin' matter.  I can't afford a star, so I don't even know what we're talking about.
yeah.  crap with a star.	No!  It would be something better! Something <u>impressive</u>.  The biggest moneymaker you've ever had!
yeah, but if you took that crap and put a star in it, you'd have something!	Yeah.  Crap with a star.
eddie, you must have me confused with david selznick.  i don't make major motion pictures.  i make crap.	Yeah, but if you took that crap and put a star in it, you'd have something!
no.  better than tits -- a <u>star</u>!	Eddie, you must have me confused with David Selznick.  I don't make major motion pictures.  I make crap.
tits.	No.  Better than tits -- a <u>star</u>!
mr. weiss, i was thinkin' about what you said, about how all your movies have to make a profit.  and i realized, what's the one thing, that if you put in a movie, it'll be successful??	Tits.
and this is why you think you're the most qualified to make my movie?	Yeah.  I know what it's like to live with a secret, and worry about what people are gonna think of you... My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
confidentially, i even paratrooped wearing a brassiere and panties. i'll tell ya, i wasn't scared of being killed, but i was <u>terrified</u> of getting wounded, and having the medics discover my secret.	And this is why you think you're the most qualified to make my movie?
you gotta be kiddin' me.	Confidentially, I even paratrooped wearing a brassiere and panties. I'll tell ya, I wasn't scared of being killed, but I was <u>terrified</u> of getting wounded, and having the medics discover my secret.
nah, i'm all man.  i even fought in ww2.  'course, i <u>was</u> wearing ladies' undergarments under my uniform.	You gotta be kiddin' me.
so you're not a fruit?	Nah, I'm all man.  I even fought in WW2.  'Course, I <u>was</u> wearing ladies' undergarments under my uniform.
no, no, not at all!  i <u>love</u> women. wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.	So you're not a fruit?
are you a fruit?	No, no, not at all!  I <u>love</u> women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
well, mr. weiss, i've never told anyone what i'm about to tell you... but i really want this job.  i like to dress in women's clothing.	Are you a fruit?
hmm.  there's five-hundred guys in town who can tell me the same thing. you said on the phone you had some kind of "special qualifications."	Well, Mr. Weiss, I've never told anyone what I'm about to tell you... but I really want this job.  I like to dress in women's clothing.
well, mr. weiss, i'm your guy.  i work fast, and i'm a deal: i write and direct.  and i'm good.  i just did a play in hollywood, and victor crowley praised its realism.	Hmm.  There's five-hundred guys in town who can tell me the same thing. You said on the phone you had some kind of "special qualifications."
it opens in nine weeks in tulsa.	Well, Mr. Weiss, I'm your guy.  I work fast, and I'm a deal: I write AND direct.  And I'm good.  I just did a play in Hollywood, and Victor Crowley praised its realism.
fuck no!  but there's a poster.	It opens in nine weeks in Tulsa.
is there a script?	Fuck no!  But there's a poster.
no, of course i'm gonna make the movie!  i've already presold alabama and oklahoma.  those repressed okies really go for that twisted pervert stuff.  so we'll just make it without that she-male.  we'll fictitionalize it.	Is there a script?
so you're not gonna make the movie?	No, of COURSE I'm gonna make the movie!  I've already presold Alabama and Oklahoma.  Those repressed Okies really go for that twisted pervert stuff.  So we'll just make it without that she-male.  We'll fictitionalize it.
yeah, well a couple of things have changed.  it ain't gonna be the christine jorgensen story no more. goddamn "variety" printed the story before i had the rights, and now that bitch is asking for the sky.	So you're not gonna make the movie?
yes, i'm ed wood.  i'm here about directing the christine jorgensen picture.	Yeah, well a couple of things have changed.  It ain't gonna be the Christine Jorgensen story no more. Goddamn "Variety" printed the story before I had the rights, and now that bitch is asking for the sky.
can i help you?	Yes, I'm Ed Wood.  I'm here about directing the Christine Jorgensen picture.
but it's pouring.  and the car top is stuck!	So?  It's only a five-hour drive. And it'll probably clear up, once we hit the desert.  Heck, it'll probably clear up once we drive around the corner.  I promise.
<u>right now</u>.  let's drive to vegas!	But it's pouring.  And the car top is stuck!
huh?!	<u>Right now</u>.  Let's drive to Vegas!
let's get married.	Huh?!
ed, i'm so happy for you.	Let's get married.
ed, you're gonna miss your own premiere.	C'mon!  Let's just go.
i can't get it to go up.	Ed, you're gonna miss your own premiere.
who's dr. tom?	My chiropractor!
look, it's dr. tom.  hey, dr. tom!	Who's Dr. Tom?
you should feel lucky.  ed's the only guy in town who doesn't pass judgment on people.	Hell, if I did, I wouldn't have any friends.
the poor girl's out of a job.	Yeah...  I should give her a call.
those assholes.	The poor girl's out of a job.
the sun.	Yes!  BINGO!  Solar energy!  Oh that's gonna seem so scientific.  This movie's gonna be the ultimate Ed Wood film.  <u>No compromises</u>.
no, bigger!  what's the biggest energy??	The sun.
dynamite --	No, BIGGER!  What's the biggest energy??
no.  they're beyond that!  they're smarter than the humans.  what's <u>more</u> advanced?	Dynamite --
uh, atomic energy?	No.  They're beyond that!  They're smarter than the humans.  What's <u>more</u> advanced?
the left.  it's more natural.  hey, i've got a scene where the aliens have the ultimate bomb.  what would that be made of?	Uh, atomic energy?
do you want your buttons on the left or the right?	The left.  It's more natural.  Hey, I've got a scene where the aliens have the ultimate bomb.  What would that be made of?
you know, when you rewrite a script, it just gets better and better!	Do you want your buttons on the left or the right?
well you tried --	I was a fuckin' HACK!  I let people recut the movies, cast their relatives...  I let Bela down...
i might as well be.  i made shitty movies that nobody wanted to see.  i blew it.  all he wanted was a comeback... that last glory...	Well you tried --
ed, you've got to snap out of this. bela's dead -- <u>you're not</u>!	I might as well be.  I made shitty movies that nobody wanted to see.  I blew it.  All he wanted was a comeback... that last glory...
i'd seen him in a coffin so many times, i expected him to jump out...	Ed, you've got to snap out of this. Bela's dead -- <u>you're not</u>!
what was that?	Bela died.
ed, this spaghetti sauce is delicious.	Thanks.  It's actually the only thing I know how to make.  Hey, can you grab that strainer?
stop!	STOP!
oh.  okay.	Okay?
no! i love sex with girls.	Oh.  Okay.
does this mean you don't like sex with girls?	No! I love sex with girls.
i like to wear women's clothes: panties, brassieres, sweaters, pumps... it's just something i do. and i can't believe i'm telling you, but i really like you, and i don't want it getting in the way down the road.	Does this mean you don't like sex with girls?
huh?	I like to wear women's clothes: Panties, brassieres, sweaters, pumps... it's just something I do. And I can't believe I'm telling you, but I really like you, and I don't want it getting in the way down the road.
kathy, i'm about to tell you something i've never told any girl on a first date.  but i think it's important that you know.  i like to wear women's clothes.	Huh?
a few years ago, i actually saw him do "dracula" live.  i thought he was much scarier in person.	Kathy, I'm about to tell you something I've never told any girl on a first date.  But I think it's important that you know.  I like to wear women's clothes.
i had to sleep with the lights on for a month.  but i never missed a lugosi picture after that.	A few years ago, I actually saw him do "Dracula" live.  I thought he was much scarier in person.
that <u>is</u> incredible!  you know, i had to sleep with the lights on for a week after seeing that movie.	I had to sleep with the lights on for a month.  But I never missed a Lugosi picture after that.
what do you mean?	"Dracula."
you're not gonna believe the first picture i ever saw.  your friend's.	What do you mean?
yeah!  don't forget "mercury theatre"... and then every saturday, i'd go to the little movie theater down the street.  i even started ushering there.	You're not gonna believe the first picture I ever saw.  Your friend's.
oh.  i loved those shows!  "inner sanctum"... "the shadow" --	Yeah!  Don't forget "Mercury Theatre"... And then every Saturday, I'd go to the little movie theater down the street.  I even started ushering there.
nah, 'cause i had my comic books. and i read pulp magazines.  and i listened to the radio dramas...	Oh.  I loved those shows!  "Inner Sanctum"... "The Shadow" --
did you find it boring?	Nah, 'cause I had my comic books. And I read pulp magazines.  And I listened to the radio dramas...
sounds like you lived in grovers corners.	Did you find it boring?
no.  i'm from back east.  you know, all-american small town... everybody knew everybody, i was a boy scout, my dad worked for the post office...	Sounds like you lived in Grovers Corners.
so have you always lived in l.a.?	No.  I'm from back east.  You know, All-American small town... everybody knew everybody, I was a Boy Scout, my dad worked for the post office...
they're very nice.  let me get my coat.	So have you always lived in L.A.?
i just picked them up on the way over...	They're very nice.  Let me get my coat.
oh, flowers!  i didn't know you were so traditional.	I just picked them up on the way over...
he's better.  thank you for asking.  how's your friend?	Not good...
i am.  how's your father?	He's better.  Thank you for asking.  How's your friend?
you look beat.	I am.  How's your father?
oh, hi.	You look beat.
oh, it's you again.	Oh, hi.
how long's he been here?	This is my thirteenth pair.
booties for my father.  he gets cold in this hospital.	How long's he been here?
what are you making?	Booties for my father.  He gets cold in this hospital.
oh.  my condolences.	What are you making?
the marriage already ended.	Oh.  My condolences.
oh.  congratulations.	The marriage already ended.
i got married last night.	Oh.  Congratulations.
hello.  you're sleeping in a tuxedo.	I got married last night.
hello.	Hello.  You're sleeping in a tuxedo.
what's uncanny?	LOOK AT HIS SKULL!
<u>it's uncanny</u>.	What's uncanny?
you don't wanna be noticed?	Exactly.  Hey, how 'bout this -- what if I don't have any lines?  I'll do the part mute!
look... would it be possible to make the "ghoul's wife" a little less prominent, so people won't really notice me in the movie?	You don't wanna be noticed?
i know what <u>that's</u> like.  anyway, i brought a copy of the script.  you would play the "ghoul's wife."	The <u>Ghoul's Wife</u>?!  God, I can't believe I'm doing this...
it's terrible.  people won't even return my calls.  it's like i don't exist.	I know what <u>that's</u> like.  Anyway, I brought a copy of the script.  You would play the "Ghoul's Wife."
i'm really sorry...	It's terrible.  People won't even return my calls.  It's like I don't exist.
didn't you just make one called "bride of the atom"?	It's the same film.  But the distributor wanted a punchier title. C'mon!  It's gonna be a big event -- we're going all out!  Bela, Tor, and Cris are coming.  You'll have fun!
no, don't worry, i moved on.  i was just calling to see if you want to attend the world premiere of my new film, "bride of the monster."	Didn't you just make one called "Bride Of The Atom"?
please!  it'll only take a minute. you can have some hors d'oeuvres, and meet my backers!  there's a really nice dentist from oxnard...	Look buddy, I'm a big star.  I've got real offers from real studios.  I don't need to blow some dentist for a part.  So forget it!
uh, look, i'm with some friends, and we're about to eat --	Please!  It'll only take a minute. You can have some hors d'oeuvres, and meet my backers!  There's a really nice dentist from Oxnard...
no!  i don't want you to show the movie, i want you to be <u>in it</u>!  see, maybe i should explain: we started shooting, but then after three days we got shut down.  so we're having a backers party, to raise some more money.  perhaps you'd like to come next door and meet some of the backers...?	Uh, look, I'm with some friends, and we're about to eat --
you want me to show it on my tv program?  well i got nothing to do with that.  you should call up the station manager at channel seven --	No!  I don't want you to show the movie, I want you to be <u>in it</u>!  See, maybe I should explain: We started shooting, but then after three days we got shut down.  So we're having a backers party, to raise some more money.  Perhaps you'd like to come next door and meet some of the backers...?
no.  i think my film is perfect for you.	You want me to show it on my TV program?  Well I got nothing to do with that.  You should call up the station manager at Channel Seven --
i don't understand.  do you want my autograph?	No.  I think my film is perfect for you.
you don't know me, but my name is ed wood.  i'm a film producer.  i'm currently in production on a science-fiction piece, with bela lugosi and swedish wrestler tor johnson.  and i saw you here, and i thought: kismet!	I don't understand.  Do you want my autograph?
yes?	You don't know me, but my name is Ed Wood.  I'm a film producer.  I'm currently in production on a science-fiction piece, with Bela Lugosi and Swedish wrestler Tor Johnson.  And I saw you here, and I thought: Kismet!
excuse me, miss vampira?	Yes?
well i was thinkin' like, when bela played "fu manchu."	That was Karloff.  Paul, you gotta try harder.  I don't want this film to be haif-assed. This time, we go for the quality.
too tall... too short...  and this guy doesn't work at all.	Well I was thinkin' like, when Bela played "Fu Manchu."
great!  bring 'em in!  bunny, i gotta run.	Too tall... too short...  And this guy doesn't work at all.
ed, i got the lugosi lookalikes outside.	Great!  Bring 'em in!  Bunny, I gotta run.
norma, this is bela -- bela, this is norma.  norma, this is tor -- tor, this is norma.  norma, this is paul paul, this is norma.	So how long have you known Eddie?
you know, to make the legs move --	Hey, don't blame me!  You didn't say anything about no motor when I was up on that ceiling!
what octopus motor?	You know, to make the legs move --
hey.  this is looking good!  paul, where's the octopus motor?	What octopus motor?
you're <u>sure</u>???	YES!  JUST DO IT!
yes!	You're <u>sure</u>???
you're sure this is gonna work?	Yes!
ed, you said you were getting permission.	Uh, I couldn't reach the guy... he was in meetings all day.  But this'll be great, I promise!
we couldn't afford any more props. if it seems weird, maybe you can add a scene where they eat dinner.	Nah, it'll work.  Where's Bela?
wow, this lab looks great.  except why is there a stove and refrigerator?	We couldn't afford any more props. If it seems weird, maybe you can add a scene where they eat dinner.
yeah...?	Well my cousin Fred met this dame from back East.  She's from "old money," and he thinks she's loaded. And here's the kicker: She's <u>very</u> <u>interested</u> in the picture business!
uh, yoo-hoo.  excuse me!  sorry to interrupt, but i got some big news.	Yeah...?
just like i always promised.  now you're among the immortals.  you're movie stars.	Here's to Ed.  For making us into something.
i don't know.	Well it looks good.  Let's use it!
the set doesn't look right!  it looks too... empty.  clutter it up.  put a skeleton in the corner.  and what's that thing over there?	I don't know.
lines around the block.	So don't take it too seriously. We're all doin' great work.
hell, i've seen a lot worse reviews. i've seen ones where they didn't even like the costumes!  like, that last "francis the mule" picture -- it got <u>terrible</u> notices.  but it was a huge hit.	Lines around the block.
b-but it's our money --	And you're gonna make a bundle.  This movie's gonna be famous!  But only if you SHUT UP, and let me do it my way!
mr. wood?  <u>what do you think you're</u> <u>doing</u>?!	I'm directing.
i thought this was a group effort.	NOOOOO!!!
are you in5ane?  <u>i'm</u> the director! <u>i</u> make the casting decisions around here!	I thought this was a group effort.
this is our choir director.  he's gonna play the young hero.	Are you IN5ANE?  <u>I'm</u> the director! <u>I</u> make the casting decisions around here!
doesn't this strike you as a bit morbid?	No, he would've loved it!  Bela's returned from the grave -- like Dracula.  CUE VAMPIRA!
isn't it wonderful?  bela lives!	Doesn't this strike you as a bit morbid?
what are you talking about?!  it's the premise of the movie.  it's even the title, for christ's sake!	Mr. Wood!
...do you accept the lord jesus christ as your savior?	I do.
please, be compassionate.  i'm your husband!	No you're not!  This marriage was never consummated.  I'm getting an annulment!
what the heck is this?!!	Honey, I have a little secret to share with you.
eddie, i'm just a small-town girl. i've never done this before.	Don't worry, I'll teach you.
my goodness, you're embarrassing me.	You shouldn't be embarrassed by the truth.  Mind if I order some hotcakes...?
you know, you're a very attractive girl.	My goodness, you're embarrassing me.
wow.	You know, you're a very attractive girl.
two people do.  orson welles and me.	Wow.
ah, c'mon!  nobody does all that.	Two people do.  Orson Welles and me.
no, i work in pictures.  i'm a director-actor-writer-producer.	Ah, c'mon!  Nobody does all that.
what are you, an angora wholesaler?	No, I work in pictures.  I'm a director-actor-writer-producer.
it's made from specially-bred rabbits that live in the himalayas.	What are you, an angora wholesaler?
i suppose.  it's very expensive.	It's made from specially-bred rabbits that live in the Himalayas.
don't you think angora has a tactile sensuality lacking in all other clothing?	I suppose.  It's very expensive.
why... yes.	Don't you think angora has a tactile sensuality lacking in all other clothing?
no, no!  i like girls.  so how 'bout friday?	Look, you seem like a nice guy, Ed, but you're just not my type.  But keep in touch.  Let me know when your movie opens.
isn't that the same thing?	No, no!  I like girls.  So how 'bout Friday?
me?!  no, uh, i'm just a transvestite.	Isn't that the same thing?
you mean like a date?  i thought you were a fag.	ME?!  No, uh, I'm just a transvestite.
well, i was wondering if maybe sometime you'd like to go out, and maybe grab some dinner.	You mean like a date?  I thought you were a fag.
oh.  yeah.  you.	Well, I was wondering if maybe sometime you'd like to go out, and maybe grab some dinner.
ed wood!  you came to my party.  i directed "bride of the atom"!	Oh.  Yeah.  You.
who?	Ed Wood!  You came to my party.  I directed "Bride Of The Atom"!
vampira!  hi, this is ed wood.	Who?
oh, al ... this is just...	Hank was always good with the ladies. Always good-looking. Hell, he's been dead for two days, he still looks better than me.
i'm going to be living with my brother. he's not in such good shape as i am, but... i'm looking forward to the pillow fights.	Oh, Al ... This is just...
what?!	I'm going to be living with my brother. He's not in such good shape as I am, but... I'm looking forward to the pillow fights.
i'm moving out.	What?!
are things gonna be okay with you and mom? is there anything i can --	I'm moving out.
it's your father. hank. your mother went to see him and he had a heart attack.	Went --
yes!	It's your father. Hank. Your mother went to see him and he had a heart attack.
you thought it was me?	Yes!
al!!	Where is she? Is she all right?
our neighbors gave me a ride.	Al!!
al!	Our neighbors gave me a ride.
how's your mother?	Al!
no.	Well, now I will. He was a crazy mean, son-of-a-bitch.
have i ever said a bad word to you about your father?	No.
jeanette, you're hurting me.	I'm not -- I didn't -- Al, you know how I feel about you...
well, i don't think you can get more common than me, al.	No. Only celebrities now. Now, if you put a mailman on the cover of a magazine he'd better have killed someone or no one will buy it. This one to Dr. Rumpley.
they celebrated the common person.	Well, I don't think you can get more common than me, Al.
yeah, so... ?	They celebrated the common person.
norman rockwell. he painted magazine covers. folksy. a mailman, a boy scout, a kid visiting a doctor...	Yeah, so... ?
who?	Norman Rockwell. He painted magazine covers. Folksy. A mailman, a boy scout, a kid visiting a doctor...
whatever happened to norman rockwell?	Who?
come on...	Look at your face. I had a car that color.
what do you love her or something?	Come on...
she's in the kitchen. i'd yell for her, but i'd die.  you had a busy night last night.	Yeah. Ma...
is mom here? i gotta talk to her.	She's in the kitchen. I'd yell for her, but I'd die.  You had a busy night last night.
no, i intentionally picked out a lot of crap 'cause i don't like you.	Is Mom here? I gotta talk to her.
anything good?	No, I intentionally picked out a lot of crap 'cause I don't like you.
yeah. i brought you some movies.	Anything good?
at what point?	At the point -- I don't -- Look you'd be on TV maybe one or two times each. I'11 try to avoid I'11 go out of my way to avoid, getting together with you. Believe me.
no. kissing and hugging, okay, but if it's actual sex they have to cut away.	At what point?
no! do they show you having sex?	No. Kissing and hugging, okay, but if it's actual sex they have to cut away.
i'11 have to pass, al. and it's not an age thing --	No! Do they show you having sex?
do they show it?	I guess -- I don't -- it's all in the contract. There's this million-page contract --
what if i'm vomiting?	Do they show it?
what if--you're vomiting?	What if I'm vomiting?
no. the bathroom is off limits -and when i go to sleep they go to other programming. unless i get up. then they go back on the air. unless i get up to go to the bathroom, i guess, then -	What if--you're vomiting?
ooh, the sister! she is hot.	You know it.
yeah only i wish they had the sister on more.	Ooh, the sister! She is hot.
what?	If Ray would steal this girl from Ed. That would be great.
you know what would be great?	What?
she doesn't give a shit about him.	You know what would be great?
you think she really likes him?	She doesn't give a shit about him.
so?	So if it's a show and they have a guy die that's writing, but if it's real and they have a guy die that's murder.
this is real, bananahead!	So?
you know, for a tearjerker. the audience falls in love with this loveable old geezer in a wheelchair and then he dies, it's ... they know what they're doing.	This is real, Bananahead!
what do you mean "they're gonna have him die?"	You know, for a tearjerker. The audience falls in love with this loveable old geezer in a wheelchair and then he dies, it's ... They know what they're doing.
i'11 tell you something else. the old guy in the wheelchair? the stepfather? they're gonna have him die.	What do you mean "they're gonna have him die?"
you're nuts.	Okay, I'm nuts.
her. that look. she likes the ed guy better than she likes the brother.	You're nuts.
what?	Her. That look. She likes the Ed guy better than she likes the brother.
did you see that?	What?
i don't think so.	Yeah. Because, you didn't talk me into anything. Everything you wanted me to do, I wanted to do.
no. you screwed up my life just so you could get higher ratings. you never gave a shit about me.	Yeah? Well I'm not starting now.
ed --	No. You screwed up my life just so you could get higher ratings. You never gave a shit about me.
you know, everything you asked me to do i did. i call you for advice about shari you say -  "leave her be, see other people for a while." you just wanted me to get involved with jill because it made for a better show.	Ed --
ed --	You know, everything you asked me to do I did. I call you for advice about Shari you say -  "Leave her be, see other people for a while." You just wanted me to get involved with Jill because it made for a better show.
yeah, but when they went off people weren't making fun of them. they weren't bozos! i'm pumpkin ass again!	Ed --
ed, everything goes off. "cheers" went off. "mash" went off --	Yeah, but when they went off people weren't making fun of them. They weren't bozos! I'm Pumpkin Ass again!
you said a woman likes to be pursued.	Pursued, not harassed. Give it some space. Can I tell you something -- as a friend? My sister was going with a guy they hit a little rough spot they started seeing other people they got back together and last month they had their third child For what it's worth.
leave her be.	You said a woman likes to be pursued.
yeah, that's why i called. i mean, maybe fed-ex would tell me where she moved --	Leave her be.
ed, do you want my advice?	Yeah, that's why I called. I mean, maybe Fed-Ex would tell me where she moved --
what if shari's the dream?	Ed, do you want my advice?
great line.	What if Shari's the dream?
you asked me if i had a dream. i said "sure, i have a dream. i just don't know what it is yet."	Great line.
yeah.	You asked me if I had a dream. I said "Sure, I have a dream. I just don't know what it is yet."
that means a balloon payment and a big raise for the second month.	Stand back -- I'm about to do my Happy Dance.
yeah?!	That means a balloon payment and a big raise for the second month.
we're going to get you a bodyguard, don't worry. ed, i have some news for you. we're picking up ed tv for another month!	Yeah?!
they tore her dress! ...	We're going to get you a bodyguard, don't worry. Ed, I have some news for you. We're picking up Ed TV for another month!
sure.	A woman wants to be pursued.
can i give you one bit of advice? about shari?	Sure.
yeah?	Can I give you one bit of advice? About Shari?
uh-huh?	And all the kids stared calling me "Pumpkin Ass." "Hey Pumpkin Ass," -- for like a year. So, now, I feel like everyone's watching me and, you know, I'm "Pumpkin Ass" again.
i feel like when i was a kid and my mother sent me to school in orange corduroy pants.	Uh-huh?
how you doing, ed?	I feel like when I was a kid and my mother sent me to school in orange corduroy pants.
good idea.  could you all leave us alone for a few minutes?	How you doing, Ed?
could we just talk alone for a second? i --	Good idea.  Could you all leave us alone for a few minutes?
yes, ed.	Could we just talk alone for a second? I --
don't say that. that's like... telling a guy before you have sex you'd better be good. you don't do that.	I do.
i bet my career on you. you'd better be good.	Don't say that. That's like... telling a guy before you have sex you'd better be good. You don't do that.
no, uh...	I bet my career on you. You'd better be good.
now look. don't freeze up on me. i picked you because you had kind of a relaxed, go-with-the-flow quality. you're not going to lose that, are you?	No, uh...
um, yeah -- thanks.	Now look. Don't freeze up on me. I picked you because you had kind of a relaxed, go-with-the-flow quality. You're not going to lose that, are you?
that has my work number, my home number, my pager number. i sleep three hours a night. call me whenever you want to talk. off the air, on the air, whenever. okay?	Um, yeah -- thanks.
i want you to take this.	That has my work number, my home number, my pager number. I sleep three hours a night. Call me whenever you want to talk. Off the air, on the air, whenever. Okay?
cool.	I want you to take this.
okay, so you understand? we're installing a permanent camera in your bedroom, one in the kitchen, one in the living room, plus, of course, there'll always be a couple of steady-cams following you.	Cool.
excuse me.	Okay, so you understand? We're installing a permanent camera in your bedroom, one in the kitchen, one in the living room, plus, of course, there'll always be a couple of steady-cams following you.
ed, can i see you a second.	Excuse me.
what did you study?	Oh, see, studying would've been a huge help. Where were you, then?
where are you going?	I've got this great idea. We put together a video. "The Network Executives Goofiest Moments." And listen, i've really loved working here.
isn't this getting kind of pathetic. i mean we drank the juice, now we're just licking peel. let it go!	Cynthia, I think you're laboring under a misconception. You seem to believe that because you happened to predict this, we should be impressed. We're not. Anybody in any business can predict failure. 1 need people who prevent failure. I want to see this thing turned back in the right direction. Remember this was your baby.
with all due respect, cynthia you're nuts. i'm giving him another month!	Good luck.
i'm telling you, it's peaked. ed tv is an over-inflated balloon. get it off before it explodes all over us.	With all due respect, Cynthia you're nuts. I'm giving him another month!
what are you talking about? he's fine. he's out of the hospital already. the ratings are higher than ever.	I'm telling you, it's peaked. Ed TV is an over-inflated balloon. Get it off before it explodes all over us.
take him off the air.	What are you talking about? He's fine. He's out of the hospital already. The ratings are higher than ever.
i polled my staff. the men say they'd hang around with him and the women say he's fuckable. and one of the men said he's fuckable.	I'm not sure about the entire concept.
this guy.	I polled my staff. The men say they'd hang around with him and the women say he's fuckable. And one of the men said he's fuckable.
he's who we want to go with.	This guy.
al!	No.  The deceased is ... Henry Pekurny.
who?	Al!
i thought -- i thought he was dead.	Who?
hotel? what were they doing in a hotel?	I ... don't know. I ...
according to your mother. when the paramedics got to the hotel, she told them that --	Hotel? What were they doing in a hotel?
really? they were..	According to your mother. When the paramedics got to the hotel, she told them that --
very quick. between you and me, it's not a bad way to go. making love to your wife... it's very sweet.	Really? They were..
what about him -- did he suffer any or was it quick? i'd hate to think he...	Very quick. Between you and me, it's not a bad way to go. Making love to your wife... it's very sweet.
just wait here. she's coming right back out.	Mm...  Oh, man...
thank you. can i see her?	Just wait here. She's coming right back out.
i'm dr. geller. your mother is just lying down for a few minutes. we gave her something to calm her down.	Thank you. Can I see her?
yes?	I'm Dr. Geller. Your mother is just lying down for a few minutes. we gave her something to calm her down.
mr. pekurny.	Yes?
so he killed himself.	Oh.
right.	So he killed himself.
and then, uh... you know it blew over and he went back to being a fireman again.	Right.
right, right...	And then, uh... you know it blew over and he went back to being a fireman again.
yeah, a thing. he became a big hero. he was on tv and there was a parade and a movie about him	Right, right...
oh right, right! she fell down, like a...	Yeah, a thing. He became a big hero. He was on TV and there was a parade and a movie about him
no! like, ten years ago. in texas. baby...  jessica!	Oh right, right! She fell down, like a...
when? today?	No! Like, ten years ago. In Texas. Baby...  Jessica!
you know about that fireman who rescued that little girl?	When? Today?
no! don't --  oh, wow.	What?
yeah.  honey, if you're watching this is for you.	No! Don't --  Oh, wow.
oh -- so i'm just, what -- a poor substitute?	Yeah.  Honey, if you're watching this is for you.
aah, i wanted shari to come.	Oh -- so I'm just, what -- a poor substitute?
yeah. you did good. what's wrong?	Aah, I wanted Shari to come.
hey, if it's free, it's me.  you ready?	Yeah. You did good. What's wrong?
oh, that thing. yeah. did you hear about this?	Yeah, what - they put some schmuck on TV all day long or something?
so do i. so what? i'm doing all right.	Your brother's here.
i was at this comedy club last week and this comedian says "if you're over thirty and your job requires you to wear a name tag, you screwed up your life." and i'm laughing and then i realize i wear a nametag.	So do I. So what? I'm doing all right.
i'm gonna stick this right in your eye.	I was at this comedy club last week and this comedian says "If you're over thirty and your job requires you to wear a name tag, you screwed up your life." And I'm laughing and then I realize I wear a nametag.
we're the guys who clean up after the parade.	I'm gonna stick this right in your eye.
tell me.	We're the guys who clean up after the parade.
you know who we are?	Tell me.
we're falling behind.	You know who we are?
you said that.	We're falling behind.
look at this -- people are getting married, they're getting married...	You said that.
what?	Look at this -- people are getting married, they're getting married...
and how is this helping? come on say, good-night to all your new friends and let's go home.	I'm a whore!  Your bathrooms are filthy!
i'm a tramp  meet your new father. the whole nation is laughing at us!	And how is this helping? come on say, good-night to all your new friends and let's go home.
ma...	I'm a tramp  Meet your new father. The whole nation is laughing at us!
why shouldn't i be in a place like this? i'm a whore!	Ma...
you're famous. somebody called me. what are you doing in a place like this?	Why shouldn't I be in a place like this? I'm a whore!
ed! how did you know i was here?	You're famous. Somebody called me. What are you doing in a place like this?
don't tell al. he doesn't know.	Well, he's the only one in America who doesn't!
do you think it's been easy for me? it's been years. al can't have sex.	Apparently, neither can Hank. What the hell did you do to him?
but al is your husband now!	Do you think it's been easy for me? It's been years. Al can't have sex.
one thing led to another. he was my husband once.	But Al is your husband now!
why? how...	One thing led to another. He was my husband once.
oh my god! on tv!	Why? How...
yes. he assumed hank was your husband. he didn't know.	Oh my god! On TV!
to you? in front of him?  with the...	Yes. He assumed Hank was your husband. He didn't know.
the doctor said you were having sex.	To you? In front of him?  With the...
what?	The doctor said you were having sex.
so you had sex with him?	What?
hank! he said he wanted to talk to me to apologize for everything he begged -- he cried. so i went to this horrible hotel he was staying in... i felt so sorry for him --	So you had sex with him?
who?	Hank! He said he wanted to talk to me to apologize for everything he begged -- he cried. So I went to this horrible hotel he was staying in... I felt so sorry for him --
it was horrible. he called me up.	Who?
what happened?	It was horrible. He called me up.
st. joseph's.	I'm coming right over. I'll be right there.
oh god. what hospital?	St. Joseph's.
he's dead! eddie, he's dead! it was his heart.	Oh God. What hospital?
what's the matter?!	He's dead! Eddie, he's dead! It was his heart.
i'm at the hospital.	What's the matter?!
mom?	I'm at the hospital.
eddie...	Mom?
hank! all of a sudden. because now you're famous and he can get something from you. i don't wan you to become a victim like marcia.  not that you're a victim, honey. you're not. life's just been a little hard on you, sweetie.	What do you think. I mean about... him. Should I just... have nothing to do with him? I mean...
who?	Hank! All of a sudden. Because now you're famous and he can get something from you. I don't wan you to become a victim like Marcia.  Not that you're a victim, honey. You're not. Life's just been a little hard on you, sweetie.
and what did he come back now for?	Who?
if i don't call you "dad" it' just because... 1 was already a big boy when you came into our lives --  or when i thought you came into our lives --	And what did he come back now for?
oh my god. you and al were - and that's why you threw him out.	He had a woman in my own bed! And how dare you call him "Dad" in front of Al.  This is your father. This is who was there for you when you needed someone.
what's the difference?	The difference is for twenty years I thought one thing and now it's another thing.
so does grandma. so does shaquille o'neal. you told me you had a hysterectomy and he ran off with your nurse.	What's the difference?
she had white shoes.	So does Grandma. So does Shaquille O'Neal. You told me you had a hysterectomy and he ran off with your nurse.
could've been a nurse?	She had white shoes.
she could've been a nurse.	Could've been a nurse?
but what was that whole story about him and a nurse?	She could've been a nurse.
he... apologized, he begged me. he can be very... charming when it suits his purpose.	But what was that whole story about him and a nurse?
chicken pox? i was six. he didn't leave 'til i was twelve.	He... apologized, he begged me. He can be very... charming when it suits his purpose.
all right -- do you want to know the truth? i took you and marcia and ray to my sister's on the train for the weekend and you all got chicken pox. so i took you home a day early and there was your father with a woman in our bed. okay?	Chicken pox? I was six. He didn't leave 'til I was twelve.
he says --	I don't care what he says. Look, I don't need to relive this. On television!
he had girlfriends!	He says --
both.	Holy sh--
yes to me or yes to the coil?	Both.
yes.	Yes to me or yes to the coil?
i told you the facts! he abandoned us -- those are the facts.	So everything he told me yesterday was a lie. Everything.
i can't believe you're taking his side.	I'm not! I'm just trying to get some facts.
i mean, that worked out.	Oh my God!!
oh my god!	I mean, that worked out.
you and al lived together a few months before you got married -- after dad left.	Oh my God!
mm.	You and Al lived together a few months before you got married -- after Dad left.
well, who knows? maybe she finally picked a winner this time.	Mm.
i don't know. she's living with that "entertainer"...	Well, who knows? Maybe she finally picked a winner this time.
how's marcia? she all right?	I don't know. She's living with that "entertainer"...
no! i -- all right, look, if you hear from ray.... tell him to call me, okay?	How's Marcia? She all right?
i know you. this shari is a passing fancy.	No! I -- All right, look, if you hear from Ray.... tell him to call me, okay?
no. maybe he's watching.  tell him you're sorry. tell him you'11 stay away from that girl.	No! And that girl has a name.
i don't want to -- do you know where he is?	No. Maybe he's watching.  Tell him you're sorry. Tell him you'11 stay away from that girl.
he made a mistake.	I don't want to -- do you know where he is?
hey, he cheated on her.	He made a mistake.
eddie, how could you do it? your brother's girlfriend.	Hey, he cheated on her.
ma, do you know where ray is? i've been calling him and i'm getting his machine and --	Eddie, how could you do it? Your brother's girlfriend.
no. it's a mess.	Look, Ma, come on out. Really. I need to talk to you.
do you want us to come in the kitchen?	No. It's a mess.
no.	Do you want us to come in the kitchen?
send him? ma, i can't. it's -- just come out here. please, i --	No.
send him away.	Send him? Ma, I can't. it's -- just come out here. Please, I --
yeah. the camera guy is here.	Send him away.
are the tv people with you?	Yeah. The camera guy is here.
yeah?	Are the TV people with you?
eddie? ...	Yeah?
i'm sorry. where'd they send her?	She wouldn't tell me.
she left. she moved. she got fed-ex to give her a transfer and she left. she couldn't stand it anymore. we had people, news people, regular people, just sleeping in our hallway, going through our mail, our garbage. i mean it was she couldn't take it anymore. now i've got to move. i can't afford this place by myself.	I'm sorry. Where'd they send her?
what are you talking about?	She left. She moved. She got Fed-Ex to give her a transfer and she left. She couldn't stand it anymore. We had people, news people, regular people, just sleeping in our hallway, going through our mail, our garbage. I mean it was she couldn't take it anymore. Now I've got to move. I can't afford this place by myself.
she won't.	What are you talking about?
well, when will she be back?	She won't.
she left.	Well, when will she be back?
what is she, at work?	She left.
no.	What is she, at work?
hi. is shari here?	No.
hi, mom.	Shari, Ray feels --
she really doesn't want you and the camera in here right now.	No, I understand. That's - where is she, is she all right?
right, yeah --	She really doesn't want you and the camera in here right now.
what's going on over there?	Everybody's making audition tapes for that Real TV thing.
not too good. that's why it states in your contract that if you do not continue to live a normal life, you're in violation and are liable for the station's financial losses. ed, i urge you to reconsider. i urge you on behalf of all those people out there whose lives have become so entwined with yours. play fair with them, ed.	All right. Let them decide.
look, if you don't let me out of this... i'11 just... i'11 just sit in my apartment all day. i won't go anywhere, i won't do anything. what kind of show will that be?	Not too good. That's why it states in your contract that if you do not continue to live a normal life, you're in violation and are liable for the station's financial losses. Ed, I urge you to reconsider. I urge you on behalf of all those people out there whose lives have become so entwined with yours. Play fair with them, Ed.
well, no. you agreed to stay on the air as long as we asked you to. the station entered into this on that understanding. if you had refused we'd have begun this with somebody else. you can't just change the rules in the middle of the game, son. it's not fair to us. more importantly, it's not fair to the viewers. they're interested in you. they've devoted hours and days and weeks of their lives to you.	Look, if you don't let me out of this... I'11 just... I'11 just sit in my apartment all day. I won't go anywhere, I won't do anything. What kind of show will that be?
i can't?	Well, no. You agreed to stay on the air as long as we asked you to. The station entered into this on that understanding. If you had refused we'd have begun this with somebody else. You can't just change the rules in the middle of the game, son. It's not fair to us. More importantly, it's not fair to the viewers. They're interested in you. They've devoted hours and days and weeks of their lives to you.
well, ed, that's ... not really possible.	All right, I'11 pay for the parking. Big network!
ed, he needs a break. you don't know what kind of bad luck he's had --	I can imagine. You said you wanted nothing to do with this. You swore to me. "Don't come near me. Don't bring this into my life..."
oh! oh -- okay, now i get it. it's "star search." you wanted me here because the camera comes with me.	Ed, he needs a break. You don't know what kind of bad luck he's had --
what are you doing?	Hm? I'm, uh... Why isn't this drunken woman you?
our what?	Our foibles, our foibles!
they're gonna mock our foibles.	Our what?
no! i barely even mentioned -it's just that, my friends, the people at work, whoever i'm regularly in contact with they want releases from.	They're gonna mock our foibles.
never would be plenty.	I can't do that to him. He's pushing a little too hard - but... I just can't do that to him.
how much less?	Never would be plenty.
it means they hate his freaking guts. it means if he were on fire they wouldn't put him out.	He's just ... trying a little too hard --
what does this mean?	It means they hate his freaking guts. It means if he were on fire they wouldn't put him out.
are you asking me?	No, I mean...
hey, lou.	Welcome to work, Ed.
ed, come on. what's that gonna do? you're gonna bring blockbuster to their knees. let me recommend a movie to you. it's called "get your shit together before it's too late."	Who's in it?
well, then i'm quitting.	Ed, come on. What's that gonna do? You're gonna bring Blockbuster to their knees. Let me recommend a movie to you. It's called "Get your shit together before it's too late."
hey. i went as far as i felt comfortable. i mean, you know, let's face it -- you come and go here as you please. you work when you feel like it -- you know, bruce springsteen's birthday is not a legal holiday.	Well, then I'm quitting.
you batted or you bunted?	Hey. I went as far as I felt comfortable. I mean, you know, let's face it -- you come and go here as you please. You work when you feel like it -- you know, Bruce Springsteen's birthday is not a legal holiday.
i batted!	You batted or you bunted?
oh, christ. did you go to bat for me?	I batted!
ed, look, uh... you're not getting the job. they're gonna transfer someone from another store to manage this store when i leave to manage the new store. i'm sorry.	Oh, Christ. Did you go to bat for me?
what's the deal? did anybody make a decision -	Ed, look, uh... you're not getting the job. They're gonna transfer someone from another store to manage this store when I leave to manage the new store. I'm sorry.
um, yeah, i was gonna ...	What's the deal? Did anybody make a decision -
but facts! they have to be verified. anything from their past, their present, business, personal -- arrests, affairs ... and whoever comes up with the sleaziest, most degrading material -- i'11 give you ten thousand dollars. and you get to be on ed tv.  hah?	So act now. Here's Ed's home phone number.
my lovely assistant, shari. i'm glad you asked. the contest is who can dig up -- legally, of course -- i'm not suggesting that anyone break any laws -- the most embarrassing and humiliating facts about any of the executives here at the north american broadcasting system which owns real tv.	But facts! They have to be verified. Anything from their past, their present, business, personal -- arrests, affairs ... And whoever comes up with the sleaziest, most degrading material -- I'11 give you ten thousand dollars. And you get to be on Ed TV.  Hah?
what do we have to do?	My lovely assistant, Shari. I'm glad you asked. The contest is who can dig up -- legally, of course -- I'm not suggesting that anyone break any laws -- the most embarrassing and humiliating facts about any of the executives here at the North American Broadcasting System which owns Real TV.
let's have a contest. now this would mostly be open to professional investigators and detectives. but anyone can join in.	What do we have to do?
my truck overheated, so i opened the hood and my hair got caught in the fan belt. so i had to get a haircut.	It's nice.
what did you do to your hair?	My truck overheated, so I opened the hood and my hair got caught in the fan belt. So I had to get a haircut.
you weren't able to make me feel safe or secure -- no easy job for any  man, i admit -- and my problem is, if i think i'm losing, i pull myself out of the game. i bail. see? i told you, i'm the love coroner.	What did you do to your hair?
it's what i do. i yell "geronimo" and jump out of a relationship.	You weren't able to make me feel safe or secure -- no easy job for any  man, I admit -- and my problem is, if I think I'm losing, I pull myself out of the game. I bail. See? I told you, I'm the love coroner.
kinda'.	It's what I do. I yell "Geronimo" and jump out of a relationship.
this is going right up your ass.	Come on.
everybody's someone.	Well, yeah, everybody's someone. But I mean someone they want to be. I mean let's face it, I'm working in the video store, no one's coming in saying "oh, I wish I was that guy. 1 wish was rewinding that huge pile of tapes." At least for a month I'm not just a guy with a name tag. I'm famous.
you see how people look at me. like when they ask for my autograph or say "hi" to me... it's like i'm a basketball player or a... you know, like i'm someone.	Everybody's someone.
what?	You see how people look at me. Like when they ask for my autograph or say "Hi" to me... It's like I'm a basketball player or a... you know, like I'm someone.
ray borrowed this whole tub of money against this balloon payment that i don't get if i qu -- it's too complicated. i -- besides...	What?
the what?	Ray borrowed this whole tub of money against this balloon payment that I don't get if I qu -- it's too complicated. I -- Besides...
no. if i quit i don't get the balloon payment.	The what?
no... could you?	No. If I quit I don't get the balloon payment.
what do you want me to do? you want me to quit the show?!	No... Could you?
no. it's your fault.	What do you want me to do? You want me to quit the show?!
it's not their fault.	No. It's your fault.
oh that was... no, i ... she just kind of trapped me into giving her a ride. it's you. i want you.	...yeah?
yeah... i saw that girl come on to you at the tv show.	Oh that was... no, I ... she just kind of trapped me into giving her a ride. It's you. I want you.
she lied to me. i mean all my life, she's telling me one story and then... it turns out to be a completely different story. come to me at some point -- tell me the truth. no. not in my house. the truth is a stranger. and this is why ray and marcia are the way they are. marcia gets involved with all these losers and sees no problem with herself - "how do they find me" she says. ray cheats on you and then blames me for it. i'm the only one in the family who takes any responsibility for himself... oh, man... are you all right?	Yeah... I saw that girl come on to you at the TV show.
are you all right?	She lied to me. I mean all my life, she's telling me one story and then... it turns out to be a completely different story. Come to me at some point -- tell me the truth. No. Not in my house. The truth is a stranger. And this is why Ray and Marcia are the way they are. Marcia gets involved with all these losers and sees no problem with herself - "How do they find me" she says. Ray cheats on you and then blames me for it. I'm the only one in the family who takes any responsibility for himself... Oh, man... Are you all right?
i need to talk.	Are you all right?
come on...	I need to talk.
okay.	Come on...
just... just relax. okay? we won't do anything. we'11 just sit here for a while.	Okay.
i feel like a criminal or, like we're cheating on someone.	Just... just relax. Okay? We won't do anything. We'11 just sit here for a while.
where?	Somewhere.
come on, let's go.	Where?
i'm sorry.	Come on, let's go.
oh je -- couldn't he sleep with rita? we'11 all have a good time.	I'm sorry.
so my little brother's staying here. i'm sleeping with rita.	Oh Je -- couldn't he sleep with Rita? We'11 all have a good time.
so?	So my little brother's staying here. I'm sleeping with Rita.
i tried to tell you over the phone -- my parents went to atlantic city.	So?
really?	Ed?
there's a list.	Really?
exactly. boy, you're smart.  why are you so mean to her? what did she do to you?  "is she good enough for ed?" who the hell am i?  who the hell do you think i should be dating?	There's a list.
twenty-nine.	Exactly. Boy, you're smart.  Why are you so mean to her? What did she do to you?  "Is she good enough for Ed?" Who the hell am I?  Who the hell do you think I should be dating?
who cares? i don't ca -- no. i do care.  shame on everybody. shame on you! well, just the seventy-one percent. the other...	Twenty-nine.
a poll. "is shari good enough for ed?" seventy-one per cent said "no."  they hate me!	Who cares? I don't ca -- No. I do care.  Shame on everybody. Shame on you! Well, just the seventy-one percent. The other...
ohh...	A poll. "Is Shari Good Enough for Ed?" Seventy-one per cent said "no."  They hate me!
page three of the post.	Ohh...
look at this.	Page three of the Post.
no. who?	Look at this.
everybody hates me!	No. Who?
shari...	Everybody hates me!
i have no privacy. even now! i'm crying and i can't stop and they won't go away. and now it's going to be another month!	Shari...
so...?	Ed... I think we should stop seeing each other.
... yeah, then, but...	So...?
...if this ...  ... weren't here... ?	... yeah, then, but...
i really like you too...	...if this ...  ... weren't here... ?
shari, i really like you...	I really like you too...
i know, i ...	Shari, I really like you...
so? what do they think -- we're not kids --	I know, I ...
i know, but even if they go away, everybody in america knows what we're doing because... they went away.	So? What do they think -- we're not kids --
i told you. if we... you know do it, they go away until ... we're done.	I know, but even if they go away, everybody in America knows what we're doing because... they went away.
what?	I told you. If we... you know do it, they go away until ... we're done.
um...	What?
why?	He could give me some oxygen.
i wish my stepfather was here.	Why?
that's lucky.	Saturday, I think we should
oh -- sunday is good for me to meet your folks. we get a big family audience on sundays so it works out.	That's lucky.
oh yeah.	It's quite an honor. Will you come with me?
you know, the big machine that cleans the ice.	Oh yeah.
the what?	You know, the big machine that cleans the ice.
sunday night at the devils game, i'm driving the zamboni.	The what?
you should see the one we wear when it rains.	Sunday night at the Devils game, I'm driving the Zamboni.
it's really a tremendous turnoff.	You should see the one we wear when it rains.
yeah, well...	It's really a tremendous turnoff.
you know, i never saw you in your uniform before.	Yeah, well...
i missed you.	You know, I never saw you in your uniform before.
what are you doing?	I missed you.
oh god, this is so weird.	Weird? If this happened last month it would've been weird. Now with... the TV and... now it's just too weird.
really?	Oh God, this is so weird.
me too. i mean i'm going out with ray and i'm... thinking about you.	Really?
yeah. i mean for months i've been seeing you with ray you being his girlfriend and i kept wishing you were my girlfriend... but, you know, what could i do?	Me too. I mean I'm going out with Ray and I'm... thinking about you.
really?	Yeah. I mean for months I've been seeing you with Ray you being his girlfriend and I kept wishing you were my girlfriend... But, you know, what could I do?
go!	All right. Okay. I'11 ... see you.
can't we just --	Go!
leave. go.	Can't we just --
well, when you put it that way.	Leave. Go.
i kissed my boyfriend's brother on television!	Well, when you put it that way.
it's... okay	I kissed my boyfriend's brother on television!
oh my god.	It's... okay
really?	Yeah.
i mean bad.	Look, not having been there... I just think you're hurt and you're saying this to, you know, get back at him.
i've got news for you-- i never intended to marry him.	Oh... how come?
okay ...	I've got news for you-- I never intended to marry him.
ha!	Okay ...
i'm not. i'm not. i'm just look -- you know, in a way, it's good. he got this out of his system now and he knows it's not worth it and, you know, someday if you guys got married or something --	Ha!
don't defend that horse's ass to me.	I'm not. I'm not. I'm just Look -- you know, in a way, it's good. He got this out of his system now and he knows it's not worth it and, you know, someday if you guys got married or something --
what do you want?!	Shari, I'm just really sorry. Look, I know this is... unbelievably awkward, but if I could come in for like a second and -- you know -- just say... two words, then...
right.	No, no, I -- as soon as you came in tonight I said to John, "Boy Shari looks beautiful." I said it on TV so you can ask anybody who saw it.
you do though, you look great.	Right.
so maybe this is my dynamite.	Dynamite is dangerous.
so?	So maybe this is my dynamite.
dynamite.	So?
cream rinse?	Dynamite.
i saw this show once. it was about logging. i was home sick, there was nothing else on. do you know how they break up really bad log jams? you know, when they're really tangled... ?	Cream rinse?
why do it?	I saw this show once. It was about logging. I was home sick, there was nothing else on. Do you know how they break up really bad log jams? You know, when they're really tangled... ?
hey, believe me -1 know i've got a great chance of making a fool of myself, here.	Why do it?
are you sure about this?	Hey, believe me -1 know I've got a great chance of making a fool of myself, here.
oh, the whole family loved him. of course, they loved the last guy i went out with, and he strung me along for three years and dumped me.	Really? You see, to me, you shouldn't have any trouble with men. There should be, like, a line behind you.
i hear the dog really liked him.	Oh, the whole family loved him. Of course, they loved the last guy I went out with, and he strung me along for three years and dumped me.
yeah...	I hear the dog really liked him.
and each contestant gets one of these.  an "i tried to screw a network executive" tee-shirt.	A hundred per cent cotton. Okay, here we go, Andy.
me?! that's you!	I commit. I take a chance. You wanted to be the guy on TV, but you didn't want to say you wanted to. So you have me talk you into it so you get what you want, but if it goes bad it's not your fault.
i got paid by the word! no! your problem is you don't ever want anything to be your fault.	Me?! That's you!
yeah. my problem is i've got a brother who writes a sentence like "we grew up in a small, little bedroom." as opposed to a big, little bedroom?	I got paid by the word! No! Your problem is you don't ever want anything to be your fault.
you know what your problem is?	Yeah. My problem is I've got a brother who writes a sentence like "We grew up in a small, little bedroom." As opposed to a big, little bedroom?
let's remember how i got into this. "please, eddie, do this for me. i can't get a break."	You know what your problem is?
come on, ma.	Let's remember how I got into this. "Please, Eddie, do this for me. I can't get a break."
that's right. you put cliff on television. so then he decided he was too good for her and he left.	I put his -- who --  Look, Marsh, he's not that good a singer, he'll be back.
me?!	That's right. You put Cliff on television. So then he decided he was too good for her and he left.
cliff left her, thanks to you.	Me?!
good-bye, brother!	Ray, come an--
what are we gonna fight? ray, please, listen to me --	Cassie...
look, we gotta talk.	Save it.
i know.	Look, we gotta talk.
oh, man, i've been trying to call you.	I know.
yeah.	Oh, man, I've been trying to call you.
... ray?	Yeah.
please!	If I go over to Shari, the camera's going there, too.
you brought the girl!	Please!
you brought the cameras here!	You brought the girl!
why me?	You brought the cameras here!
i don't even know her. all i know is she likes snapple.	No, not her. Shari. Go over there and talk to her
next thing you know! why didn't you stop?	Stop? I'm a guy. I don't stop. The woman's supposed to stop. We're the gas, they're the brakes.
it's the receptionist at one of the places i service video equipment -- she's very pretty and, you know, she never even talks to me and then today i come in and she's all "i saw you on tv the other night... you were so great ... " next thing i know we're ...	Next thing you know! Why didn't you stop?
what is this? what's going on, who is that?	It's the receptionist at one of the places I service video equipment -- she's very pretty and, you know, she never even talks to me and then today I come in and she's all "I saw you on TV the other night... You were so great ... " Next thing I know we're ...
hello... shari, hi... oh no! ... oh god!	We'd better go...
oh. all right. i'11 watch at home, then.	Yeah...
uh, no, uh i'm a little tired. i fell asleep.	Oh. All right. I'11 watch at home, then.
you watching the ballgame?	Uh, no, uh I'm a little tired. I fell asleep.
hi.	You watching the ballgame?
it's me, ed.	Hi.
who is it?	It's me, Ed.
great.	While I'm gone, tell them about our cousin Lenny who's gay. We knew from when he was five.
what are you, hiding from the police?  show your face, you look great.  doesn't she look great.	Great.
"quick pull off the highway" is not a relationship. oh man, i gotta pee.	What are you, hiding from the Police?  Show your face, you look great.  Doesn't she look great.
she didn't know he was a criminal. they had a relationship. they --	"Quick pull off the highway" is not a relationship. Oh man, I gotta pee.
richie!  she spent six months dating a criminal	She didn't know he was a criminal. They had a relationship. They --
what's the dif --	Richie!  She spent six months dating a criminal
remember the last guy she got involved with? what was his name?	What's the dif --
oh, jesus.	Remember the last guy she got involved with? What was his name?
she's an alcoholic, for christ's sake.	Oh, Jesus.
ray --	She's an alcoholic, for Christ's sake.
i mean my question is what was she doing in a bar in the first place?	Ray --
marcia's living with a singer?	Yeah. You know, piano bars. plays the piano and sings. That's how they met.
no, this is great.  you'll love this.  he's a singer.	Marcia's living with a singer?
ray, maybe this isn't ...	No, this is great.  You'll love this.  He's a singer.
no. what happened?	That's our sister.  She's got a new boyfriend.
hey, ed. did you hear about marcia?	No. What happened?
okay, i just wanted to get your attention. my name is ray and my friend bucky and i design video systems. you've got an office or a big home, we'11 come out there design you an entire system.	See, they should've picked him. Look how comfortable he is out there.
polish acrobat.	Hey. Check this out.  Look at this.
yeah?!	Yeah.
all right.	Yeah?!
hey. you know-- we're not the same. i got a good life, this job suits me. i come and go when i please --	Oh, don't bullshit a bullshitter. If you're happy like this you're an idiot, and you're not an idiot.  Hi.
that's right. you don't know. doors don't fly open for guys like us.	Hey. You know-- we're not the same. I got a good life, this job suits me. I come and go when I please --
i don't know.	That's right. You don't know. Doors don't fly open for guys like us.
how many opportunities are you going to get in your life?	I don't know.
screw off.	How many opportunities are you going to get in your life?
you're gonna be a video store clerk for the rest of your life? this is your big ambition, rearranging the "ernest" movies?	Screw off.
oh yeah? what's your master plan here?	You're gonna be a video store clerk for the rest of your life? This is your big ambition, rearranging the "Ernest" movies?
i'm doing all right.	Oh Yeah? What's your master plan here?
all right. let me ask you something... are you happy like this?	I'm doing all right.
whenever you ask me something why do you always say "let me ask you something?" why don't you just ask me?	All right. Let me ask you something... are you happy like this?
what?	Whenever you ask me something why do you always say "Let me ask you something?" Why don't you just ask me?
why do you do that?	What?
in a second! in a hot second. let me ask you something --	Why do you do that?
you would do this? you would actually --	In a second! In a hot second. Let me ask you something --
oh man! they couldn't pick me! they had to pick you!	You would do this? You would actually --
look -- there's a million ways to humiliate yourself - i gotta think of a new way? i mean, it's all day! every minute. id be like a monkey at the zoo. i just...	Oh man! They couldn't pick me! They had to pick you!
what?	Look -- there's a million ways to humiliate yourself - I gotta think of a new way? I mean, it's all day! Every minute. Id be like a monkey at the zoo. I just...
i ... i'm not gonna do it.	What?
i got your message. way to go!	Hi, Shari.  Let's go in the stockroom.
i'm making a tape.	We're excited.
thumbsucker!	I'm making a tape.
i'm not stitching nikes in panama! ... bedwetter!	Thumbsucker!
that's like... those people stitching nikes in panama saying they're in the nba.	I'm not stitching Nikes in Panama! ... Bedwetter!
yeah. i service video equipment.	That's like... those people stitching Nikes in Panama saying they're in the NBA.
you're in show business?	Yeah. I service video equipment.
show business.	You're in show business?
what is?!	Show business.
yeah, but let's stay on one subject. whoever that person is is going to be famous. they'll be able to get whatever they want. they'll ... trust me, this is my business.	What is?!
what are you drunk?	Yeah, but let's stay on one subject. Whoever that person is is going to be famous. They'll be able to get whatever they want. They'll ... trust me, this is my business.
that! being that guy. being the guy they watch.	What are you drunk?
what?	That! Being that guy. Being the guy they watch.
you know, that would be like a great thing.	What?
what do you mean all of a sudden? you've been going with her six months.	I know. I mean I'm sitting there and her father's asking me about my "career prospects" and I'm playing "Risk," with her kid brother, Leon and at dinner the dog's sniffing at my balls -- at least I hope it was the dog. 'Cause her mother disappeared for a while.
where were you?	I was... having dinner with Shari and her parents.
what's up?	Where were you?
no -- keep it.	I love you! 1 want to marry you!
mr. pekurny. i'm sorry to bother you. my son would just love to have your autograph.	No problema.  You want a picture?
who's shari?	Who's --
hi, shari.	Who's Shari?
oh, is shari here? why didn't you just say so? why are you giving me a song-and-dance about being tired?	Hi, Shari.
ray, where do you keep the glasses?	Oh, is Shari here? Why didn't you just say so? Why are you giving me a song-and-dance about being tired?
do you still have it?	No. Ray sat on it. I'11 see you.
-- that we were doing "together." i finished it. it came out great! because no one was standing over my shoulder bothering me - "that's too much glue. you're using too much glue."	Do you still have it?
the pirate ship.	-- That we were doing "together." I finished it. It came out great! Because no one was standing over my shoulder bothering me - "That's too much glue. You're using too much glue."
what...	The pirate ship.
yeah? that's good. sorry is good. you know i finished that model.	What...
ed... i'm sorry.	Yeah? That's good. Sorry is good. You know I finished that model.
all right... this is my father, i don't know what the hell he can do, but if anyone out there can help him -- get him a job - i'11 ... help you. i'11 ... mention your business or ... i don't know, we'11 figure it out.  i gotta go.	Ed... I'm sorry.
i need help. how many times if just one little thing that i needed would've happened, it would've changed everything. if i had a few dollars when an opportunity came along or... the tumblers just never clicked for me.	All right... This is my father, I don't know what the hell he can do, but if anyone out there can help him -- get him a job - I'11 ... help you. I'11 ... mention your business or ... I don't know, we'11 figure it out.  I gotta go.
so you saw me on tv and you said "hey, let me jump on this."	I need help. How many times if just one little thing that I needed would've happened, it would've changed everything. If I had a few dollars when an opportunity came along or... the tumblers just never clicked for me.
the last two years, i've been a limousine driver, but i don't see well anymore, so...	So you saw me on TV and you said "Hey, let me jump on this."
oh, man! so...	The last two years, I've been a limousine driver, but I don't see well anymore, so...
check forging.	Oh, man! So...
what...	Check forging.
no. two times.	What...
the whole time? eighteen years?	No. Two times.
i was in jail.	The whole time? Eighteen years?
it could be, if you fixed it up. how did you... ? i mean how does anyone ... wind up like this?	I was in jail.
quite a shithole, isn't it?	It could be, if you fixed it up. How did you... ? I mean how does anyone ... wind up like this?
who is it?	It's Ed.
you don't recognize me.	No. Am I supposed to?
hi.	You don't recognize me.
hello.	Hi.
ohh... do you own a cat?	Yeah. Why?
ed?	Ohh... do you own a cat?
ohhh...	Ed?
good?	Mm.
mm.	Good?
what is? oh, dinner!	Mm.
no. it's going to be about a half-hour.	What is? Oh, dinner!
can i help with anything?	No. It's going to be about a half-hour.
why don't you come over. and i'11 make dinner. and you bring a movie. and ... we'11 make a night of it ... okay?	Sure.
no.	Why don't you come over. And I'11 make dinner. And you bring a movie. And ... We'11 make a night of it ... okay?
are you busy tomorrow night?	No.
we have to stop meeting like this.	Hm?
oh!!	We have to stop meeting like this.
um... they gave me a limo, uh...	Oh, great! Thanks. I'm just going uptown.
well, it was really nice meeting you and, uh...  i'd better get a cab.	Um... They gave me a limo, uh...
oh, yeah, i love those. yeah... those are funny...	Well, it was really nice meeting you and, uh...  I'd better get a cab.
i'm jill. i really like your show. i think you're great.	Thanks... That's ...
hi.	Hi.
that girl's an idiot.	What?... Why?
what does that have to do with... ?	If they keep Ed on for one full month, he gets a balloon payment.
for instance... me and my friend bucky are buying out my boss. his equipment, trucks, client list, the whole shmear.	What does that have to do with... ?
how?	For instance... me and my friend Bucky are buying out my boss. His equipment, trucks, client list, the whole shmear.
that's the point -- this could change things.	How?
look, my life is not so great, that i want it shown on television. and neither is yours.	That's the point -- this could change things.
we don't have foibles.	Everyone has foibles. Then the whole country sees them on TV and mocks them. Then we have... mocked foibles.
look, can we all just sign the releases so we can get on with this?	What happened? You described this "crazy-kooky" family who'd be a million laughs on TV?
oh, an tv a minute and already an attitude.	By the X. That's were two lines cross -- forming an X.
what would i actually have to do to get you to sign this?	Oh, an TV a minute and already an attitude.
some more make-up wouldn't do you any harm. on tv you look a little washed out.	What would I actually have to do to get you to sign this?
by the x.	Some more make-up wouldn't do you any harm. On TV you look a little washed out.
that ray was a pig. ed is doll. you latch on to him honey.	By the X.
sign here, please.	That Ray was a pig. Ed is doll. You latch on to him honey.
el/ella -	pierde.
pierdes.	El/ella -
tu	pierdes.
pierdo.	Tu
yo --	pierdo.
sherry   sherry  sheerrry. ...	He ended up moving back to Milwaukee to live with his parents. I haven't heard from him in a long time. Poor guy. I warned him.
i don't need a lecture on ethics, jim, okay?  i know what --	I'm not talking about ethics.  I'm talking about morals.
that was just talk!  fantasy talk! what are you, nuts?  we talk about girls all the time, but it doesn't mean anything. i would never. . . i mean, i take very seriously our strict moral code.  the line you've crossed is... it's illegal and it's immoral.	I don't need a lecture on ethics, Jim, okay?  I know what --
you're not just jealous, are you?  i mean, we both used to talk about her	That was just talk!  Fantasy talk! What are you, nuts?  We talk about girls all the time, but it doesn't mean anything. I would never. . . I mean, I take very seriously our strict moral code.  The line you've crossed is... it's illegal and it's immoral.
dave, i'm just saying this as your friend.  what you're doing is really, really wrong, and you've got to stop.	You're not just jealous, are you?  I mean, we both used to talk about her
that's the whole point. it's all in my head; it's right here.  i just got to get it out there. tracy wants me to write it so she can read it.  it's beautiful.	Dave, I'm just saying this as your friend.  What you're doing is really, really wrong, and you've got to stop.
but you haven't written your novel.	That's the whole point. It's all in my head; it's right here.  I just got to get it out there. Tracy wants me to write it so she can read it.  It's beautiful.
yeah, it's serious.  i mean she inspires me in ways sherry never has. she even wants to read my novel.	But you haven't written your novel.
in love?	Yeah, it's serious.  I mean she inspires me in ways Sherry never has. She even wants to read my novel.
look, jim...  okay.  i know it all seems crazy, and maybe it did start out, you know, for the... for the sex and the danger.  but now it's different.  jim, what i'm trying to tell you is that tracy and i are totally, totally in love.	In love?
you did it at your house?  your own house?	Look, Jim...  Okay.  I know it all seems crazy, and maybe it did start out, you know, for the... for the sex and the danger.  But now it's different.  Jim, what I'm trying to tell you is that Tracy and I are totally, totally in love.
you could tell dave was one of those guys who taught because they never wanted to leave high school in the first place, and that could get a little irritating sometimes, but basically he was a real good guy.	Foxy. . . Foxy. . . You know you're a cute little heartbreaker... Foxy... You know you're a sweet little love maker...
don't tell me that.  i don't want to know that.	She's incredible.  Everything just gets soaked.
a few months before the election, she'd had an affair with my best friend dave novotny.	Don't tell me that.  I don't want to know that.
it was the first time somebody ever saw the real me, the me that nobody else knows.	Here, get down.
thank you.	And I know sometimes people like you have to pay a price for their greatness, and that price is loneliness.
tracy, i've been watching you for going on two years now, and i think you are one of the most talented, hard-working, sensitive, attractive, brilliant students -- no, human beings -- i have ever met.  i mean, you're the real thing.  special.	Thank you.
what kind of person?	Tracy, I've been watching you for going on two years now, and I think you are one of the most talented, hard-working, sensitive, attractive, brilliant students -- no, human beings -- I have ever met.  I mean, you're the real thing.  Special.
what do you mean? what kind of person am i?	What kind of person?
i know.  i know its not by choice.  i just mean, well, being the kind of person you are, it must be really difficult to find someone you can talk to.	What do you mean? What kind of person am I?
no, i'm not. i'm just really busy.	I know.  I know its not by choice.  I just mean, well, being the kind of person you are, it must be really difficult to find someone you can talk to.
well, i notice you don't seem to have any close friends at millard. you seem to be kind of a loner.	No, I'm not. I'm just really busy.
what?	Well, I notice you don't seem to have any close friends at Millard. You seem to be kind of a loner.
you know, tracy... i don't know how to say this, but...	what?
one night he took us editors out to celebrate after a deadline. eventually dave and i were left alone and we got to talking - not like teacher and student, but like two adults.	You know, Tracy... I don't know how to say this, but...
what?	Well, Sherry's great.  But she can be a little much sometimes.
yeah. no. i mean, you know.	What?
you guys have fun?	Yeah. No. I mean, you know.
fine. you know. we just went to crossroads.	You guys have fun?
how'd it go?	Fine. You know. We just went to Crossroads.
yeah, just --	Do it!
come on, doit. doit. fill me up. come on, fill me up	Yeah, just --
yeah, uh, just a minute	Come on, doit. Doit. Fill me up. Come on, fill me up
you gonna do it? you gonna do it?	Yeah, uh, just a minute
jim, don't.  you're scaring him.	He likes it.
around that time diane and i were hanging out a lot at sherry novotny's house, giving her our love and support and helping her make it through a difficult time.	Jim, don't.  You're scaring him.
anything wrong?	Everything's fine.  Just, you know, school.
thank god for diane.  she was my best friend, my source of love and strength. oh sure, we'd had our share of bumpy times, but we'd always seen them through.  after nine years of marriage, we were closer than ever.  and the secret? good communication.	Anything wrong?
all right.  well, sure nice to meet you.	So nice
having a problem with your eye there?	Dick.
tammy,  now we've come to a decision. he just think it would be best --	You're going to Catholic school next year.  You're going to Sacred Heart. Maybe they'll straighten you out!
what?	Tammy,  now we've come to a decision. He just think it would be best --
dick... dick,..	What?
don't you smartass me!  don't you dare smartass me!  you just shut your mouth i  now your mother and i have had a long talk with halt hendricks  --- we just got off the phone with him at home. you know, he doesn't want you back at millard.  he's fed up with you.  fed up!  and i don't blame him!	Dick... Dick,..
larry? we've got twenty-five minutes until the assembly, and we still have to do counts for vp, treasurer and secretary. mr. hendricks and i have both verified the numbers, and unless you can come up with the ballots you claim are missing -	But, Mr. M. -
it happens, larry. people make mistakes.	I didn't make a mistake. Every vote was there when you sac down
but, they were there i counted 803 votes.	It happens, Larry. People make mistakes.
he's right. two people must have pocketed their ballots. usually it's more.	But, they were there I counted 803 votes.
see, it doesn't add up. there are only 801 ballots but 803 people voted. two votes are missing. check the register.	He's right. Two people must have pocketed their ballots. Usually it's more.
mostly tammy fans	See, it doesn't add up. There are only 801 ballots but 803 people voted. Two votes are missing. Check the register.
yeah?	I think we've got a problem.
larry?	Yeah?
mr. m.?	Huh.  Okay.  Well, I guess I'd better do my count.
i thought those were the rules, mr. mcallister. if they've changed in any way --	Larry, we're not electing the fucking Pope here. Just tell me who won.
you're kidding, right?	I thought those were the rules, Mr. McAllister. If they've changed in any way --
i'm not supposed to tell. not until you've counted too. we're each supposed to make an independent count.	You're kidding, right?
what d'you got?	I'm not supposed to tell. Not until you've counted too. We're each supposed to make an independent count.
okay.  yeah.  we know	All right.  I'll be back
i just want to get this over with, so we can have the assembly and go home. we don't have much time until eighth period.  i have other things going on, too, you know.	Okay.  Yeah.  We know
fine.  so do your count.  start with president, and i'll be right back.	You have the key, Mr. McAllister.
well, i thought that... well, the way it always works is that sga president does a count, then the sga advisor, you know, for the two independent counts.	Fine.  So do your count.  Start with president, and I'll be right back.
what?  right.  so let's start counting.	Well, I thought that... well, the way it always works is that SGA president does a count, then the SGA advisor, you know, for the two independent counts.
i hope so	You will.
you'll be fine.	I hope so
i'm scared, mr. m. i kind of don't feel ready for college.	You'll be fine.
take as much room as you want	I'm scared, Mr. M. I kind of don't feel ready for college.
what a surprise.	Take as much room as you want
would you sign it for me?	What a surprise.
oh, is this...?  god. first one of these i haven't been in for a long time.	Would you sign it for me?
i just have to get something. i'll be right back.	Oh, is this...?  God. First one of these I haven't been in for a long time.
swallows, unsure what heaven or hell awaits him.	I just have to get something. I'll be right back.
i want you to do something for me.	Swallows, unsure what heaven or hell awaits him.
what's this?	My house.
i've got an idea.	What's this?
well, i... i... that's very nice of you.	I've got an idea.
nooo.  i just thought...  l mean, i am looking for a new car.  but i just thought, well, i'm going away soon, and you'll be stuck here and, i don't know, i just think maybe if things had been different we might have been, well, friends. real friends.  and then things would be different.  don't you think?	Well, I... I... that's very nice of you.
coming to see me.  are you trying to. . humiliate me?	Nooo.  I just thought...  l mean, I am looking for a new car.  But I just thought, well, I'm going away soon, and you'll be stuck here and, I don't know, I just think maybe if things had been different we might have been, well, friends. Real friends.  And then things would be different.  Don't you think?
doing what?	Coming to see me.  Are you trying to. . humiliate me?
why are you doing this?	Doing what?
yes?	Why are you doing this?
so tracy?	Yes?
that sounds good.	So Tracy?
and this model comes with abs and dual air bags standard.	That sounds good.
uh-huh.	And this model comes with ABS and dual air bags standard.
plenty of pep, too.	Uh-huh.
yeah.	Plenty of pep, too.
handles pretty good, don't you think?	Yeah.
anywhere you want.  just so long as we're not gone more than a half-hour.	Handles pretty good, don't you think?
where to?	Anywhere you want.  Just so long as we're not gone more than a half-hour.
sporty.	Where to?
so, are you looking for something sporty or more practical?	Sporty.
good for you.  good for you	So, are you looking for something sporty or more practical?
well, i got in everywhere i applied, but cornell is my first choice.	Good for you.  Good for you
huh.  right.  college.  wow.  where are you going?  where 'd you get into?	Well, I got in everywhere I applied, but Cornell is my first choice.
my mother's buying me a new car for college.	Huh.  Right.  College.  Wow.  Where are you going?  Where 'd you get into?
oh.  new cars.  i see.  well, you came to the right place	My mother's buying me a new car for college.
i'm looking at new cars.	Oh.  New cars.  I see.  Well, you came to the right place
so what brings you here?	I'm looking at new cars.
hello, tracy.	So what brings you here?
hello, mr. m.	Hello, Tracy.
act surprised. walk slowly to the podium.  be modest.  thank them for this incredible honor.	That said, the whole point of an election is to choose winners, and that you have done.  We'll begin with president.
i told you!  i told you!  you're going to pay for my banner!	That's enough, Tracy.  Quit while you're ahead, okay?  I'll handle this.  Could you ask Walt to come in?
you're off the hook. tammy here has confessed.	I told you!  I told you!  You're going to pay for my banner!
what do you mean?	You're off the hook. Tammy here has confessed.
looks like today's your lucky day	What do you mean?
yes?	Looks like today's your lucky day
i agree.  but i also think certain young and naive people need to thank their lucky stars and be very, very grateful the whole school didn't find out about certain indiscretions which could have ruined their reputations, and chances to win certain elections.	And I think certain older persons like you and your "colleague" shouldn't be leaching after their students, especially when some of them can't even get their own wives pregnant.  And they certainly shouldn't be running around making slanderous accusations. Especially when certain young, naive people's mothers are para-legal secretaries at the city's biggest law firm and have won many successful lawsuits. And if you want to keep questioning me like this, I won't continue without my attorney present.
i don't know what you're referring to, but i do know that if certain older and wiser people hadn't acted like such little babies and gotten all mushy, everything would be okay.	I agree.  But I also think certain young and naive people need to thank their lucky stars and be very, very grateful the whole school didn't find out about certain indiscretions which could have ruined their reputations, and chances to win certain elections.
this isn't the time or the place to get into it, but there is, for just one example, a certain former colleague of mine, who made a very big mistake, a life mistake.  i think the lesson there is that, old and young, we ail make mistakes, and we have to learn that our actions, all of them, can carry serious consequences.  you're very young, tracy underage, in fact -- but maybe one day you'll understand.	I don't know what you're referring to, but I do know that if certain older and wiser people hadn't acted like such little babies and gotten all mushy, everything would be okay.
why are you lecturing me?	This isn't the time or the place to get into it, but there is, for just one example, a certain former colleague of mine, who made a very big mistake, a life mistake.  I think the lesson there is that, old and young, we ail make mistakes, and we have to learn that our actions, all of them, can carry serious consequences.  You're very young, Tracy underage, in fact -- but maybe one day you'll understand.
you're a very intelligent girl, tracy. you have many admirable qualities.  but someday maybe you'll learn that being smart and always being on top and doing whatever you need to do to get ahead, and yes, stepping on people to get there, well, there's a lot more to life than that.  and in the end, you're only cheating yourself.	Why are you lecturing me?
well, i don't know.  it could have been anybody.  there are a lot of, you know, subversive elements around millard.  you know, like rick thieson and kevin speck and those burn-outs.  or doug schenken - what about him?  or what about tammy metzier?  her whole thing is being anti- this and anti-that.	You're a very intelligent girl, Tracy. You have many admirable qualities.  But someday maybe you'll learn that being smart and always being on top and doing whatever you need to do to get ahead, and yes, stepping on people to get there, well, there's a lot more to life than that.  And in the end, you're only cheating yourself.
okay, tracy, so who do you think did it?  whom should we "interrogate?"	well, I don't know.  It could have been anybody.  There are a lot of, you know, subversive elements around Millard.  You know, like Rick Thieson and Kevin Speck and those burn-outs.  Or Doug Schenken - what about him?  Or what about Tammy Metzier?  Her whole thing is being anti- this and anti-that.
i don't.  i just know they were there when i left.  i'm giving you helpful information is all.  you know, instead of wasting time interrogating me, we should be out there trying to find out who did this.	Okay, Tracy, so who do you think did it?  Whom should we "interrogate?"
6:30.  how do you know what time the posters were torn down?	I don't.  I just know they were there when I left.  I'm giving you helpful information is all.  You know, instead of wasting time interrogating me, we should be out there trying to find out who did this.
i was.  so?  mr. pecharda let me in. as you know, with all my responsibilities i often come in on the weekend and have permission to do so. but i left very early, around 6:30.	6:30.  How do you know what time the posters were torn down?
were you or were you not working in the watchdog office over the weekend?	I was.  So?  Mr. Pecharda let me in. As you know, with all my responsibilities I often come in on the weekend and have permission to do so. But I left very early, around 6:30.
mr. m., i am running on my qualifications.  i would never need to resort to, you know, to vandalism like a, you know... plus, my own best banner was torn down.  did i do that too?	Were you or were you not working in the Watchdog office over the weekend?
wait - are you accusing me? you're not serious.  i can't... mr. mcallister, we have worked together on sga for three solid years and... i mean, i can't believe it. i'm... i'm shocked!	Mr. M., I am running on my qualifications.  I would never need to resort to, you know, to vandalism like a, you know... Plus, my own best banner was torn down.  Did I do that too?
a travesty.  huh.  that's interesting, because i think you did it.	Wait - are you accusing me? You're not serious.  I can't... Mr. McAllister, we have worked together on SGA for three solid years and... I mean, I can't believe it. I'm... I'm shocked!
if it's about the posters, i think it's so awful. it's a travesty.	A travesty.  Huh.  That's interesting, because I think you did it.
i guess you know why you're here	If it's about the posters, I think it's so awful. It's a travesty.
tim kobza?  tim kobza!  who's he? i've never heard of him!	Look, why don't we just forget about Tammy?  We'll have the assembly tomorrow, everybody'll make their speeches, and I'm sure everything will be fine.
these are a bunch of burn-outs. and look at this one, i can't even read this one.	Looks like Tim Kobza.
are you sure all her signatures are real?  it's not easy to get all those signatures.	As far as I know, they--
calm down, tracy.  just calm down.	Are you sure all her signatures are real?  It's not easy to get all those signatures.
you're the advisor.  you should stop her.  she's not qualified.  she's just a sophomore.	Calm down, Tracy.  Just calm down.
fuck me, mr. mcallister	So like I was saying, things were going pretty well in my life.
okay. that's good. i just wanted to make sure.	Good luck, Tracy.
sure	Okay. That's good. I just wanted to make sure.
you know, mr. m., when i win the presidency, that means you and i are going to be spending a lot of time together next year.  and i for one would like that time to be harmonious and productive. wouldn't you?	Sure
yeah.  okay.  well, good luck tracy	You know, Mr. M., when I win the presidency, that means you and I are going to be spending a lot of time together next year.  And I for one would like that time to be harmonious and productive. Wouldn't you?
hell, you know, coca-cola's the world's number one soft drink, but they spend more money than anybody on advertising. i guess that's how come they stay number one.	Yeah.  Okay.  well, good luck Tracy
should be easy.  so far no competition.	Hell, you know, Coca-Cola's the world's number one soft drink, but they spend more money than anybody on advertising. I guess that's how come they stay number one.
i can't wait to start campaigning.	Should be easy.  So far no competition.
you bet.	I can't wait to start campaigning.
thanks for everything.	You bet.
okay, fine. sure	Thanks for everything.
i thought you were supposed to keep them.	Okay, fine. Sure
no, that's fine	I thought you were supposed to keep them.
aren't you supposed to keep them?	NO, that's fine
looks good to me.	Aren't you supposed to keep them?
right	Looks good to me.
could you approve them now?  i'd like to kick off my campaign right away, you know, in the morning.	Right
you can put those in my box.  i'll look at them tomorrow.	Could you approve them now?  I'd like to kick off my campaign right away, you know, in the morning.
here they are.	You can put those in my box.  I'll look at them tomorrow.
hey, that's super	Here they are.
i got all my signatures.  one hundred and fifty-eight -- way more than i need!	Hey, that's super
...the rules of conduct determined by a culture at a...	Oh.  There's one more thing about Tracy I think you should know.
now at the end of her junior year, tracy was poised to win the presidency of the student body.  and so far she was running unopposed.	...the rules of conduct determined by a culture at a...
tracy.	Ethics are...
i know.	Tracy.
okay.  but we're still missing something key here.  what are we missing?	I know.
well, good luck there, tracy	Thanks, Mr. M.
yes, i do.	Well, good luck there, Tracy
you know what they say about the early bird.	Yes, I do.
not wasting any time, are you, tracy?	You know what they say about the early bird.
good morning, mr. mcallister.	Not wasting any time, are you, Tracy?
well, that speech she gave -- it was pretty, you know, pretty out there.  but we'll get to the bottom of it.  don't you worry. mr. mcallister is going to see to that.  right, jim?	Oh yeah, you bet.
nowhere.  i don't have class until second period.	Even tried you at home.  We've got a situation here.
jim, where the hell have you been?	Nowhere.  I don't have class until second period.
walt, we can't throw her out of the election just because we don't like her speech.  that's not what student government's about.	Yeah... whatever.  All I know is she's a troublemaker.  She's on my list.
that little bitch made a fool of us i want her out of the election. getting everybody all riled up like that.  she's finished, you hear me? washed up.	Walt, we can't throw her out of the election just because we don't like her speech.  That's not what student government's about.
okay, jim. i understand.	Thanks. Well. I'm going home now.
walt will be speaking with you about this, but i need you to find someone to take over my classes. the lesson plans for the rest of the year are in my top right drawer.	Okay, Jim. I understand.
walt needs to see you.	Oh.  Okay.
hmm?	Walt needs to see you.
uh, jim?	Hmm?
life would go on, and i would certainly be a stronger and wiser person from the experience.	Uh, Jim?
i don't believe you.	I have proof.
i don't know. all i know is i did it i	I don't believe you.
which door?	I don't know. All I know is I did it I
door was open.	Which door?
and how did you get in the school?	Door was open.
i don't know. yesterday.  sunday.	And how did you get in the school?
exactly when?	I don't know. Yesterday.  Sunday.
this weekend.	Exactly when?
and when did you do it?	This weekend.
i did it.	And when did you do it?
looks at her skeptically  doesn't say a word.	I did it.
i'm the one.  i did it.  i tore down paul's posters.	Looks at her skeptically  doesn't say a word.
what is it. tammy?	I'm the one.  I did it.  I tore down Paul's posters.
well, this is hard for me, but i think it's important to be honest. don't you?	What is it. Tammy?
so... what do you have to tell me?	Well, this is hard for me, but I think it's important to be honest. Don't you?
possibly.  please just wait outside.	Okay.  Because I know who did it.  So.. I'll just be outside.
okay.  but is this about the posters?	Possibly.  Please just wait outside.
just wait outside. tammy.	Okay.  But is this about the posters?
you wanted to see me, mr. m.?	Just wait outside. Tammy.
i was lonely.  you took advantage	Me?  I took advantage of you?  You hugged me!  You kissed me!  You're the one who --
a mistake?  that was no mistake.	I was lonely.  You took advantage
we made a mistake.  let's not make it worse.	A mistake?  That was no mistake.
it's the only true thing i know anymore.	We made a mistake.  Let's not make it worse.
don't say that.  you know it's not true.	It's the only true thing I know anymore.
sherry... i love you.	Don't say that.  You know it's not true.
yeah.  i'm here.	Sherry... I love you.
you're there.	Yeah.  I'm here.
what do you want, jim?	You're there.
three twenty-five.	Three twenty-five.
easy, tiger.  come by after school. i'll leave darryl with the sitter.	Three twenty-five.
right now?	Easy, tiger.  Come by after school. I'll leave Darryl with the sitter.
take me to that motel.  like you wanted.	Right now?
hey yeah?	Take me to that motel.  Like you wanted.
yep.	We'll let it run awhile
still clear?	Yep.
all his life.  he's tried everything.	Still clear?
no, i... uh, didn't know that	All his life.  He's tried everything.
did you know dave's a bed wetter?	No, I... uh, didn't know that
dave.	Did you know Dave's a bed wetter?
shall we give it a name?	Dave.
points at the motel.	Oh.
should we get a what?	points at the motel.
so what do you think?  should we get a room?	Should we get a what?
you sure?	So what do you think?  Should we get a room?
oh, come on.  you've had a hard year, you're cooped up with the kid all the time.  let go; live a little.	You sure?
i can't afford this stuff right now.	Oh, come on.  You've had a hard year, you're cooped up with the kid all the time.  Let go; live a little.
more this way.	Okay.  Give me the drill.
here?	More this way.
without dave around. sherry needed a lot of help around the house.	Here?
sure.	Without Dave around. Sherry needed a lot of help around the house.
could you get this? i can't	Sure.
after dave got fired, sherry kicked him out of the house and filed for divorce.	Your novel? Are you fucking kidding me?
just one more thing.  so, mr. m., uh, do you think tracy's going to be okay? i saw her face after the assembly, and i think she's taking it pretty hard.	Don't worry about Tracy.  She'll be fine.
oh, okay.  yeah, sorry.	Just one more thing.  So, Mr. M., uh, do you think Tracy's going to be okay? I saw her face after the assembly, and I think she's taking it pretty hard.
paul... paul.... we'll have plenty of time to get into all this later.  a whole year, in fact. right now i just need to finish my pie and get home.	Oh, okay.  Yeah, sorry.
and on halloween we could have a haunted house.  but a really good haunted house, not like those cheesy bad ones.  you know, more like the radio station ones.  this one would be really scary.  and for homecoming -- well, you know how last year's theme was -	Paul... Paul.... We'll have plenty of time to get into all this later.  A whole year, in fact. Right now I just need to finish my pie and get home.
oh, no.  no.  i'm just finishing up here, and i've got to get home.	Why don't you guys go sit down, okay? I'll catch up in a minute? I want to talk to Mr. M. about some important stuff.
i also like bananas.	Exactly.  So what do you say?  Maybe it's time to give a little something back.
fine.  let's say all you ever knew was apples.  apples, apples and more apples. you might think apples were pretty good, even if you occasionally got a rotten one. then one day there's an orange. and now you can make a decision. do you want an apple, or do you want an orange? that's democracy.	I also like bananas.
no, wait -- apples.  apples.	Fine.  Let's say all you ever knew was apples.  Apples, apples and more apples. You might think apples were pretty good, even if you occasionally got a rotten one. Then one day there's an orange. And now you can make a decision. Do you want an apple, or do you want an orange? That's democracy.
okay, let's say	No, wait -- apples.  Apples.
takes a piece of chalk from the lip of the blackboard.	Okay, let's say
huh?  oh.  uh... pears	takes a piece of chalk from the lip of the blackboard.
paul, what's your favorite fruit?	Huh?  Oh.  Uh... pears
yeah.  but one person assured of victory kind of undermines the whole idea of a democracy, doesn't it? that's more like a... well, like a dictatorship, like we studied.	Paul, what's your favorite fruit?
and she's super-nice	Yeah.  But one person assured of victory kind of undermines the whole idea of a democracy, doesn't it? That's more like a... well, like a dictatorship, like we studied.
yeah, no, she's a go-getter, all right.	And she's super-nice
who, me?  nooo.  i never... i don't know anything about that stuff, mr. m. besides, that's tracy flick's thing. she's always working so hard and --	Yeah, no, she's a go-getter, all right.
what do you mean?	Let me give you a clue.  You're a born leader.  You're one of the most popular students at Millard.  You're honest and straightforward.  You don't choke under pressure, as we all saw in that amazing fourth quarter against Westside.  The other kids look up to you.  What does that spell?
but you've got a big choice right now. you can choose to be depressed about it for the rest of your life. or you can choose to see it for what it really is: an opportunity.  i personally think you have a big future ahead of you, and i don't mean the fleeting glory of sports.	What do you mean?
yeah.	But you've got a big choice right now. You can choose to be depressed about it for the rest of your life. Or you can choose to see it for what it really is: an opportunity.  I personally think you have a big future ahead of you, and I don't mean the fleeting glory of sports.
i know.  i understand disappointment. i really do.	Yeah.
i wanted to play next year so bad i could taste it.  and maybe go on to...	I know.  I understand disappointment. I really do.
paul, i know you've been pretty down since your accident.	I wanted to play next year so bad I could taste it.  And maybe go on to...
you said i was a liar   you're the liar, you're the --	Larry, you just take it easy
whoa! easy, fouch. i don't like where you're going.	I'm telling you. Dr. Hendricks, every vote was accounted for.
and 290 "disregards," right?	If you say so.
sorry. my figures work out exactly the same as jim's. 256 for paul, 255 for tracy.	And 290 "disregards," right?
no way i it doesn't make sense.	Sorry. My figures work out exactly the same as Jim's. 256 for Paul, 255 for Tracy.
253... 254... 255. i get the same as you jim. looks like paul's our president.	No way I It doesn't make sense.
i don't care.	Well, I do.
but other people can see them too.	I don't care.
i know.	But other people can see them too.
these are private -- these are for us.	I know.
so?	These are private -- these are for us.
people can see this.	So?
what?	People can see this.
are you crazy?	What?
what...?	I'm not a dyke, okay, and we're not in love. We were just... I was just experimenting.
i'm not like you.	What...?
where 're you going?	I'm not like you.
what?	I told you ... I can't. I just -- It doesn't feel right anymore, you know?
it was tammy i  that's who it was.	Oh, no, hey.  Like I said. Tammy wouldn't... she...
we still have some extra ones, don't we?  maybe we can just --	It was Tammy I  That's who it was.
for what?	I don't know.  You're her brother you should know.
i mean at you.	For what?
for what?	I mean at you.
she's doing this to get back at me	For what?
we can't both run, can we?  we're brother and sister.  can we?	It's a conflict of interest.  And Paul was first.
uhhh... teeth. teeth.	Sorry.
have a great summer.  and good luck at college.	Thanks.  You too.  It was great working with you.
yes, paul?	Have a great summer.  And good luck at college.
can i sign yours too?	Oh, yeah, sure.  Hey Nolan, give my book to Tracy when you're done*
sure, tracy.	Can I sign yours too?
paul, will you sign my yearbook?	Sure, Tracy.
yeah.	You know, I don't understand why everybody bad-mouthed Tracy all the time.  She was always super- nice to me.
yeah, you too, tracy.  i'm just glad it's over.	Yeah.
paul, i just want you to know that no matter how this turns out, you've run a wonderful campaign. it's been fun competing with you.	Yeah, you too, Tracy.  I'm just glad it's over.
good luck to you too, paul.	Thanks!
hell, good luck!	Good luck to you too, Paul.
yeah.	Hell, good luck!
way to go, tracy!  isn't this exciting?	Yeah.
well, i mean, you know, i talked to him and everything, but he just said he thought it was a good idea... and how there's all different kinds of fruit and...  it's nothing against you, tracy. you're the best.  i just thought --	Okay, Mr. Popular.  You're on.
so mr. mcallister asked you to run.	Well, I mean, you know, I talked to him and everything, but he just said he thought it was a good idea... and how there's all different kinds of fruit and...  It's nothing against you, Tracy. You're the best.  I just thought --
well, see, i was talking to mr. mcallister about my leg and everything... and how i still want to, you know, do something for the school and --	So Mr. McAllister asked you to run.
thought what?	Well, see, I was talking to Mr. McAllister about my leg and everything... and how I still want to, you know, do something for the school and --
no.  uh... i just... you know, i just thought --	Thought what?
you just woke up this morning and suddenly decided to run for president?	No.  Uh... I just... you know, I just thought --
what do you mean?	You just woke up this morning and suddenly decided to run for president?
who put you up to this?	What do you mean?
huh?  oh, hi, tracy	Who put you up to this?
who put you up to this?	Huh?  Oh, hi, Tracy
sure, paul.  no hard feelings.	Okay.  Great.  I feel good.
yeah.  oh, one more thing. tammy. you know, all this election stuff. 'cause, you know, everyone is saying it's so weird that you're running against me, and, well, it is kind of weird, and you haven't really told me why you're doing it and didn't tell me in advance or anything.  but that's okay, you know.  l respect your privacy.  i just want you to know that no matter who wins, if it's you or me, there's no hard feelings. we're still brother and sister.  okay? cause... and i hope you feel the same.	Sure, Paul.  No hard feelings.
now could you leave me alone?	Yeah.  Oh, one more thing. Tammy. You know, all this election stuff. 'Cause, you know, everyone is saying it's so weird that you're running against me, and, well, it is kind of weird, and you haven't really told me why you're doing it and didn't tell me in advance or anything.  But that's okay, you know.  l respect your privacy.  I just want you to know that no matter who wins, if it's you or me, there's no hard feelings. We're still brother and sister.  Okay? Cause... and I hope you feel the same.
okay, paul.  thanks.  thanks a lot.	Now could you leave me alone?
i just thought, well, last time you got suspended you fell so behind and -	Okay, Paul.  Thanks.  Thanks a lot.
oh.  hi, tammy.  i was just, you know, i went to all your teachers and got your assignments.	I just thought, well, last time you got suspended you fell so behind and -
what do you want?	Oh.  Hi, Tammy.  I was just, you know, I went to all your teachers and got your assignments.
what'd i do?	You know how they say one day a big meteor might come and crash into the Earth and kill everybody? Well, I think that would be a good thing.
you dumbshit!	What'd I do?
paul, get out!	So Mr. M. calls me in and tells me --
yeah.  so guess what happened.  so mr. mcallister, he --  oh hi. lisa.	Paul, get out!
don't you fucking knock?	Yeah.  So guess what happened.  So Mr. McAllister, he --  Oh hi. Lisa.
hey, tammy, guess what happened today.	Don't you fucking knock?
you wanna get me a fuckin' snitch jacket?	You wanna buy your brother ten years...?  You don't have to say anything.  Just look at this list and point.  Here.
we're looking for three colored guys who like to pop off shotguns. one of 'em owns a purple merc coupe.	You wanna get me a fuckin' snitch jacket?
how'd you like to make it 1960?  i know the judge and sergeant exley here is friends with hte d.a.	We're looking for three colored guys who like to pop off shotguns. One of 'em owns a purple Merc coupe.
till 19-fucking-70.	How'd you like to make it 1960?  I know the judge and Sergeant Exley here is friends with hte D.A.
you got a brother up in folsom.  i know because i put him there.	Till 19-fucking-70.
what do you want, mr. policeman?	You got a brother up in Folsom.  I know because I put him there.
i saw you fight kid gavilan.  i like your style.	What do you want, Mr. Policeman?
what's it to you?	I saw you fight Kid Gavilan.  I like your style.
how's the left these days?	What's it to you?
in the morning.	No.  Now.  You fucked him.
so tell me about it.	In the morning.
we talked.	So tell me about it.
you gonna tell me what happened with you and exley?	We talked.
come in out of the rain, bud.	You gonna tell me what happened with you and Exley?
how'd you get to know so much about him?	Come in out of the rain, Bud.
he's the opposite of you.  he's more like me.  cold, calculating.	How'd you get to know so much about him?
i want to know about exley.	He's the opposite of you.  He's more like me.  Cold, calculating.
come in out of the rain.  in the morning we'll have both our stories for breakfast.	I want to know about Exley.
did you talk to exley?	Come in out of the rain.  In the morning we'll have both our stories for breakfast.
you found patchett.  you found me. you're smart enough.  be a detective if that's what you want.	That simple, huh?
do you like being a cop, bud?	I used to.  What I do now is strong-arm.  Sitting duck stuff... No, I don't like it.  If I could work Homicide like a real detective...
yeah.  but not for long.	Do you like being a cop, Bud?
so you saved her.	Yeah.  But not for long.
when i was ten, my old man threw a bottle at my mother.  i guess i got in the way.	So you saved her.
it doesn't matter.  all they get is veronica lake.  you got the real lynn margaret bracken...  where'd this come from?	When I was ten, my old man threw a bottle at my mother.  I guess I got in the way.
i wondered when you might ring the bell again, officer white.	It's Bud.
if it's a date i think you'd better tell me your first name because i --	Forget I asked.  It was a mistake.
i don't know.	If it's a date I think you'd better tell me your first name because I --
are you asking me for a date or an appointment?	I don't know.
look.  i want to see you again.	Are you asking me for a date or an appointment?
he had you cut to look like veronica lake?	No.  I'm really a brunette, but the rest is me.  And that's all the news that's fit to print.
he takes a cut of our earnings and invests it for us.  he makes us quit the life at thirty.  he doesn't let us use narcotics and he doesn't abuse us.  can your policeman's mentality grasp those contradictions?	He had you cut to look like Veronica Lake?
you look better than veronica lake.  now, <u>pierce patchett</u>.	He takes a cut of our earnings and invests it for us.  He makes us quit the life at thirty.  He doesn't let us use narcotics and he doesn't abuse us.  Can your policeman's mentality grasp those contradictions?
actually, it was two.  you're different, officer white.  you're the first man in five years who didn't tell me i look like veronica lake inside of a minute.	You look better than Veronica Lake.  Now, <u>Pierce Patchett</u>.
yeah, just like the half dozen guys you screwed today.	Actually, it was two.  You're different, Officer White.  You're the first man in five years who didn't tell me I look like Veronica Lake inside of a minute.
but you did it anyway.	Yeah, just like the half dozen guys you screwed today.
i'm not sure.	But you did it anyway.
did they deserve it today?	I'm not sure.
when they deserve it.	Did they deserve it today?
do you enjoy it?	When they deserve it.
yeah.	Do you enjoy it?
there's blood on your shirt.  is that an integral part of your job?	Yeah.
you fuck for money.	There's blood on your shirt.  Is that an integral part of your job?
you say 'fuck' a lot.	You fuck for money.
maybe i'm just fucking curious.	You say 'fuck' a lot.
i remember you from christmas eve.  you have a thing for helping women, don't you, officer white?	Maybe I'm just fucking curious.
miss bracken, don't ever try to fucking bribe me or threaten me or i'll have you and patchett in shit up to your ears.	I remember you from Christmas Eve.  You have a thing for helping women, don't you, Officer White?
it's lynn.	Miss Bracken, don't ever try to fucking bribe me or threaten me or I'll have you and Patchett in shit up to your ears.
you want some advice, miss bracken?	It's Lynn.
he's waiting for you to mention mention.	You want some advice, Miss Bracken?
tell me about patchett.	He's waiting for you to mention mention.
pierce meets people.  sue came on the bus with dreams of hollywood.  this is how they turned out.  thanks to pierce, we still get to act a little.	Tell me about Patchett.
how'd she meet patchett?	Pierce meets people.  Sue came on the bus with dreams of Hollywood.  This is how they turned out.  Thanks to Pierce, we still get to act a little.
like i said we were friendly, not friends.	How'd she meet Patchett?
did lefferts have a boyfriend?	Like I said we were friendly, not friends.
i don't know.  i never heard of the nite owl till today.	Did Lefferts have a boyfriend?
why was susan lefferts at the nite owl?	I don't know.  I never heard of the Nite Owl till today.
that's right.  our motives are selfish, so we're cooperating.	Why was Susan Lefferts at the Nite Owl?
yeah i know.  patchett's running whores and judging by his address, probably something bigger on the side.  he doesn't want any attention.	That's right.  Our motives are selfish, so we're cooperating.
yes.  but do you know?	Yeah I know.  Patchett's running whores and judging by his address, probably something bigger on the side.  He doesn't want any attention.
you use words like that, you might make me mad.	Yes.  But do you know?
no i haven't.  do you know why pierce is humoring you?	You use words like that, you might make me mad.
have you ever heard of dick stensland?	No I haven't.  Do you know why Pierce is humoring you?
of course i am.  what kind of question is that?	Have you ever heard of Dick Stensland?
are you sorry she's dead?	Of course I am.  What kind of question is that?
i was friendly with sue lefferts, but we weren't really friends. you know what i mean?	Are you sorry she's dead?
yeah, plain scotch.	I was friendly with Sue Lefferts, but we weren't really friends. You know what I mean?
can i get you a drink?	Yeah, plain scotch.
somebody hit you?	It's not what you think.
that obvious, huh?	It's practically stamped on your forehead.
merry christmas yourself, <u>officer</u>.	That obvious, huh?
merry christmas.	Merry Christmas yourself, <u>Officer</u>.
you have your extracurricular secrets, i have mine.  we'll hold a clarification session soon.  for now, i need your fearsome old habits at the victory motel. we're going to brace a man who may know who killed jack vincennes. can i count on you?	Sure, boss.  Sure you can.
you lost me, dudley.  i don't know what you're talking about.	You have your extracurricular secrets, I have mine.  We'll hold a clarification session soon.  For now, I need your fearsome old habits at the Victory Motel. We're going to brace a man who may know who killed Jack Vincennes. Can I count on you?
imagine crime limited to the criminal element who perpetrate it. imagine the means to keep the nigger filth sedated.  but don't stop there.  extrapolate.  imagine the police in control.  it's big, lad.	You lost me, Dudley.  I don't know what you're talking about.
i've long been involved in containing hard crime in such a way that myself and a few colleagues might someday enjoy a profit dispensation.  that day will soon be here and you'll share handsomely.  grand means will be in our hands, wendell.	Imagine crime limited to the criminal element who perpetrate it. Imagine the means to keep the nigger filth sedated.  But don't stop there.  Extrapolate.  Imagine the police in control.  It's big, lad.
what work?	I've long been involved in containing hard crime in such a way that myself and a few colleagues might someday enjoy a profit dispensation.  That day will soon be here and you'll share handsomely.  Grand means will be in our hands, Wendell.
you're perplexing to me these days, wendell.  you're not your old, cruel self anymore.  i need proof that the extracurricular work i had planned for you remains within your grasp.	What work?
give me one minute.	You've got it, Wendell.
how what, wendell?	How'd you get them to retract?
of course... but how?	How what, Wendell?
will you work for me?	Of course... But how?
i need you for an assignment the chief's given me the go-ahead on. a duty few men are fit for, but you were born for.  you'll be working out of homicide.	Homicide?  A detective?
how?	I need you for an assignment the Chief's given me the go-ahead on. A duty few men are fit for, but you were born for.  You'll be working out of Homicide.
four of the defendants recanted their testimony.	How?
i knew you had juice, but... there's no goddamn bill on me?	Four of the defendants recanted their testimony.
they're yours.  take them.	I knew you had juice, but... There's no goddamn bill on me?
doing what?  mowing your fucking lawn?	They're yours.  Take them.
wendell, i want you to come to work for me.	Doing what?  Mowing your fucking lawn?
<u>what do you want</u>?	Wendell, I want you to come to work for me.
don't underestimate his skills. as a politician he exceeds even myself.  but the department needs smart men like exley and... direct men like yourself	<u>What do you want</u>?
him and me both.  <u>fucking exley</u>.	Don't underestimate his skills. As a politician he exceeds even myself.  But the department needs smart men like Exley and... direct men like yourself
your partner's through. department scapegoat on the chief's orders.  he's been billed, he'll be indicted and he'll swing.	Him and me both.  <u>Fucking Exley</u>.
he helped me out once.  that's all.	Your partner's through. Department scapegoat on the Chief's orders.  He's been billed, he'll be indicted and he'll swing.
it would've happened years ago if you hadn't carried him.  why the loyalty, wendell?	He helped me out once.  That's all.
what's going to happen to stensland?  he'll give himself cirrhosis over this.  <u>he's one</u> <u>year from his pension</u>.	It would've happened years ago if you hadn't carried him.  Why the loyalty, Wendell?
and for good reason judging from what i know of your background.	What's going to happen to Stensland?  He'll give himself cirrhosis over this.  <u>He's one</u> <u>year from his pension</u>.
yeah, i hate them.	And for good reason judging from what I know of your background.
lad, i admire your refusal to testify and your loyalty to your partner.  i admire you as a policeman, particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjutant to the job. and i am most impressed with your punishment of wife beaters.  do you hate them, wendell?	Yeah, I hate them.
dudley, what do you want?	Lad, I admire your refusal to testify and your loyalty to your partner.  I admire you as a policeman, particularly your adherence to violence as a necessary adjutant to the job. And I am most impressed with your punishment of wife beaters.  Do you hate them, Wendell?
call me dudley.	Dudley, what do you want?
captain, what do you want?	Call me Dudley.
he made his play amd he got what he wanted.  they're making him a detective.	Captain, what do you want?
does that paper say we've been indicted?  does it say exley's a hero for squealing me and stensland off?	He made his play amd he got what he wanted.  They're making him a detective.
say goodnight to your friend and join me by those back tables.	Does that paper say we've been indicted?  Does it say Exley's a hero for squealing me and Stensland off?
this business, captain?	Say goodnight to your friend and join me by those back tables.
lad, may i have a word with you?	This business, Captain?
what are you talking about?	It's confidential, Bud.  Like that magazines Vincennes scams for. <u>Hush-Hush</u>.  I'll see you tomorrow.  And hey, if it works out, you'll get a piece of it.
no.  i'll tell you sometime.  not now.  don't want to jinx it.  but it could take the edge off that jail time i got coming.	What are you talking about?
what?  that new mystery girl you've been seeing?	No.  I'll tell you sometime.  Not now.  Don't want to jinx it.  But it could take the edge off that jail time I got coming.
rain check me, partner.  i got something big going on tonight.	What?  That new mystery girl you've been seeing?
yeah, sure... i got a couple of hours before i have to be at the victory.  want to grab a beer?	Rain check me, partner.  I got something big going on tonight.
don't look so down in the mouth, bud.  you nailed him good.	Yeah, sure... I got a couple of hours before I have to be at the Victory.  Want to grab a beer?
hey, partner.  grab a cup.	I got to write my report first.
you know him?	Seen him around.  He used to be a cop.
was it... a rat?	Yeah.  A great big one.
easy.  tell me about the ruckus.	I came home that night and there was blood on the floor.  Susan said Stams -- Stens had cut himself.  They were acting nervous.  And that Stens kept going under the house.
don't mind the smell.  i think a rat died behind the wall... my susie was a good girl!	Easy.  Tell me about the ruckus.
no!  please leave!	Don't mind the smell.  I think a rat died behind the wall... My Susie was a good girl!
what's through here?	No!  Please leave!
that's him.  that's him.	You said a neighbor heard a ruckus.  Was it outside, inside?
look at a picture for me.	That's him.  That's him.
maybe.  i don't know.	Look at a picture for me.
stens?  was it stens?	Maybe.  I don't know.
we were never properly introduced. susan and i were fighting that day.  she called him by a nickname.  muns or lunts or something.	Stens?  Was it Stens?
what was that boyfriend's name?	We were never properly introduced. Susan and I were fighting that day.  She called him by a nickname.  Muns or Lunts or something.
susie, i told you i didn't approve of that boyfriend.  he was too old for you.  you let him come into this house and be fresh to me.  i went out one day and old mrs. jensen next door saw susan's boyfriend and another man and thought she heard a ruckus.	What was that boyfriend's name?
ma'am, i'm sure she was.	Susie, I told you I didn't approve of that boyfriend.  He was too old for you.  You let him come into this house and be fresh to me.  I went out one day and old Mrs. Jensen next door saw Susan's boyfriend and another man and thought she heard a ruckus.
first i want to go on record as saying that my susie was a virgin when she died.	Ma'am, I'm sure she was.
tell me about the boyfriend she had.  the one you mentioned at the morgue.	First I want to go on record as saying that my Susie was a virgin when she died.
five minutes.  that's all.	Tell me about the boyfriend she had.  The one you mentioned at the morgue.
let my daughter rest in peace.	Five minutes.  That's all.
mrs. lefferts, i'm officer white with the l.a.p.d.  i'd like to ask a couple of questions.	Let my daughter rest in peace.
you know, all i ever wanted was to measure up to my father.	I spent years trying not to live down to mine.
a lot of bad stuff happened here. it's as good a place as any for it to end.	You know, all I ever wanted was to measure up to my father.
you figured this was a set-up? and you showed up anyway?	A lot of bad stuff happened here. It's as good a place as any for it to end.
you wanted to meet here?	Me?  You called it.  I got a message that...
they never made a match on the shotgun serial numbers.  what if breuning and carlisle took them from the evidence room?  couple of cold pieces that had been hanging around a year or two.	We should check the records, and, we should talk to Lynn.
bud...	If I let you go, there'll be ten more lawyers to take your place tomorrow.  They just won't come on the bus, that's all.
what about him?	Jack thought he was up to his neck in all this.
ellis loew.	What about him?
patchett's dead.  he sent you after me.  i'd say dudley's tying up his loose ends.	<u>Lynn</u>.
at least not anymore.	Patchett's dead.  He sent you after me.  I'd say Dudley's tying up his loose ends.
we had one thing figured wrong.  i don't think dudley workd for patchett.	At least not anymore.
he had help getting up there.  two of his fingers are broken.	We had one thing figured wrong.  I don't think Dudley workd for Patchett.
it's a suicide note.  says he killed jack because jack had figured out a pornography scam patchett was running.	He had help getting up there.  Two of his fingers are broken.
you expecting problems?	Patchett uses a lot of ex-cop muscle.
which one are you and which one am i?	You expecting problems?
let's go see pierce patchett.  run a good-cop-bad-cop.	Which one are you and which one am I?
with a wrecking ball.  you want to help me swing it?	Let's go see Pierce Patchett.  Run a good-cop-bad-cop.
there are no rules!  why the fuck are you doing this?  the nite owl made you.  you want to tear all that down.	With a wrecking ball.  You want to help me swing it?
stay smart, bud.  we build a case. we play by the rules.	There are no rules!  Why the fuck are you doing this?  The Nite Owl made you.  You want to tear all that down.
for jack, for stensland, for anybody else who got in the way. i've been trying to be smart.  a detective.  but killing those two fuckers, that would be justice.	Stay smart, Bud.  We build a case. We play by the rules.
what?	For Jack, for Stensland, for anybody else who got in the way. I've been trying to be smart.  A detective.  But killing those two fuckers, that would be justice.
let's just kill them.	What?
pierce patchett figures in, too. that's the angle jack was working. dudley must work for patchett.	Let's just kill them.
it's dudley for the nite owl.	Pierce Patchett figures in, too. That's the angle Jack was working. Dudley must work for Patchett.
it all keeps coming back to dudley.	It's Dudley for the Nite Owl.
they didn't find the shotguns. they planted them.	It all keeps coming back to Dudley.
dudley's guys.	They didn't find the shotguns. They planted them.
the first guys to the car when jack and i got there were bruening and carlisle.	Dudley's guys.
dudley.	The first guys to the car when Jack and I got there were Bruening and Carlisle.
it wasn't the negroes.  the griffith park report was a phony. and, who says the purple merc was spotted outside the nite owl?	Dudley.
somebody got wind of it, killed them all.	It wasn't the Negroes.  The Griffith Park report was a phony. And, who says the purple Merc was spotted outside the Nite Owl?
the nite owl!  stensland was going there to sell the heroin.	Somebody got wind of it, killed them all.
then something goes wrong.  meeks gets killed.  maybe stens got greedy, killed meeks and left him under his girlfriend's house.  the night he died, stens was all mysterious.  said he had something big going down.	The Nite Owl!  Stensland was going there to sell the heroin.
<u>stensland and buzz meeks</u>.  two-man triggers knocking off mickey cohen lieutenants.  when they killed deuce perkins, they got heroin as a bonus.	Then something goes wrong.  Meeks gets killed.  Maybe Stens got greedy, killed Meeks and left him under his girlfriend's house.  The night he died, Stens was all mysterious.  Said he had something big going down.
johnny stompanato told me when meeks disappeared, he was trying to move the 18 pounds of heroin that went missing when deuce perkins was shot.	<u>Stensland and Buzz Meeks</u>.  Two-man triggers knocking off Mickey Cohen lieutenants.  When they killed Deuce Perkins, they got heroin as a bonus.
stensland and meeks.  what were they up to?	Johnny Stompanato told me when Meeks disappeared, he was trying to move the 18 pounds of heroin that went missing when Deuce Perkins was shot.
i knew stensland and meeks knew each other.  meeks was with sue lefferts on christmas eve.  the night i met lynn.  lefferts' mother i.d.ed stensland as lefferts' boyfriend, but stens pretended he didn't know either one of them.	Stensland and Meeks.  What were they up to?
lynn.	She told you?
why?	Lynn.
it'll look like justice.  that's what that fat fuck got.  <u>justice</u>.	You don't know what the word means, you dumb bastard.
how's it going to look on your report?	It'll look like justice.  That's what that fat fuck got.  <u>Justice</u>.
get the fuck away from me.	How's it going to look on your report?
a naked guy with a gun?  you expect anyone to believe that?	Get the fuck away from me.
one in six.  where's the girl?	Officer White, put down that weapon and --
what happened?	Someone held up a coffee shop, panicked and killed six people.
hell of a way to avoid a prison sentence.	What happened?
yeah, that's stens.	Hell of a way to avoid a prison sentence.
where are we going?	It's a surprise.  You like surprises, don't you, White?
i got her address.	Of course... this is personal with you, isn't it, Mr. White?
no, mr. white.  pierce morehouse patchett.  now, i sense you're on your best behavior, but that's all i'll give you.  if you persist, i'll meet you with my attorney. now, would you like miss bracken's address?  i doubt she knows anything, but --	I got her address.
that's why her mother couldn't i.d. her... jesus fucking christ.	No, Mr. White.  Pierce Morehouse Patchett.  Now, I sense you're on your best behavior, but that's all I'll give you.  If you persist, I'll meet you with my attorney. Now, would you like Miss Bracken's address?  I doubt she knows anything, but --
there's gardner, hepburn, grable, turner.  lynn bracken is my veronica lake.  i use girls who look like movie stars.  sometimes i employ a plastic surgeon.	That's why her mother couldn't I.D. her... Jesus fucking Christ.
what little studio?	There's Gardner, Hepburn, Grable, Turner.  Lynn Bracken is my Veronica Lake.  I use girls who look like movie stars.  Sometimes I employ a plastic surgeon.
i needed a rita hayworth to fill out my little studio.	What little studio?
wait.  our deal still holds?	I needed a Rita Hayworth to fill out my little studio.
you wanna go downtown and discuss this officially?	Wait.  Our deal still holds?
i think she'd been hit in the face with a tennis racket.  she is -- was -- a big doubles fan.	You wanna go downtown and discuss this officially?
why were lefferts' eyes black?	I think she'd been hit in the face with a tennis racket.  She is -- was -- a big doubles fan.
then listen closely, because i'll only say this once and if it gets repeated, i'll deny it.  i run call girls.  lynn bracken is one of them and so was susan lefferts. i treat my girls very well.  i have grown daughters, myself, and i don't like the thought of women being hurt.  i sense you share this feeling.	Why were Lefferts' eyes black?
that's right.	Then listen closely, because I'll only say this once and if it gets repeated, I'll deny it.  I run call girls.  Lynn Bracken is one of them and so was Susan Lefferts. I treat my girls very well.  I have grown daughters, myself, and I don't like the thought of women being hurt.  I sense you share this feeling.
then you wouldn't feel obligated to report them?	That's right.
no.	Then you wouldn't feel obligated to report them?
do you care about criminal matters peripheral to susan's murder?	No.
i don't have one.  lefferts looked beat-up christmas eve, but didn't act it.  how come?	Do you care about criminal matters peripheral to Susan's murder?
against your code?	I don't have one.  Lefferts looked beat-up Christmas Eve, but didn't act it.  How come?
thanks, but no thanks.	Against your code?
he no longer works for me.  find susan's killer, mr. white. i'll give you a handsome reward. <u>whatever you desire</u>.	Thanks, but no thanks.
where's the other guy?  buzz.	He no longer works for me.  Find Susan's killer, Mr. White. I'll give you a handsome reward. <u>Whatever you desire</u>.
of course...	Sue Lefferts died at the Nite Owl. I'm investigating.
we met outside hollywood liquors on christmas eve.  this is where lynn bracken's booze bills go.	Of course...
you know i do or you wouldn't be here.  how did you find me?	We met outside Hollywood Liquors on Christmas Eve.  This is where Lynn Bracken's booze bills go.
officer white.  how about susan lefferts?  you know her?	You know I do or you wouldn't be here.  How did you find me?
i don't know him.  mr...	Officer White.  How about Susan Lefferts?  You know her?
richard stensland.	I don't know him.  Mr...
i was here, hosting a party.  who was killed and why do you think i can help?	Richard Stensland.
i'm a homicide detective.  where were you last night?	I was here, hosting a party.  Who was killed and why do you think I can help?
i am.  are you soliciting for police charities?  the last time, you people called at my office.	I'm a homicide detective.  Where were you last night?
are you pierce patchett?	I am.  Are you soliciting for police charities?  The last time, you people called at my office.
she's fine.	I'm not asking you.
he's under a tract house in san berdoo.  and he don't smell too good.  what happened to the heroin, johnny?	I don't know.  I swear it!
meeks is probably in rio or someplace like that by now.	He's under a tract house in San Berdoo.  And he don't smell too good.  What happened to the heroin, Johnny?
deuce perkins.  mickey c's narcotics lieutenant.  the night he got clipped, eighteen pounds of mickey's heroin went missing.	Meeks is probably in Rio or someplace like that by now.
bullshit.  where would a two-bit ex-cop get 18 pounds of heroin?	Deuce Perkins.  Mickey C's narcotics lieutenant.  The night he got clipped, eighteen pounds of Mickey's heroin went missing.
before meeks disappeared he was popping off about trying to move eighteen pounds of heroin.	Bullshit.  Where would a two-bit ex-cop get 18 pounds of heroin?
how 'bout i give you your balls back?	Before Meeks disappeared he was popping off about trying to move eighteen pounds of heroin.
more's gonna cost you.	How 'bout I give you your balls back?
more.	More's gonna cost you.
oh, yeah.  that was a long time ago.  before your day.  the last few years he's been muscle for hire.  but i heard he's disappeared.	More.
his file listed you as a known associate.  now spill.	Oh, yeah.  That was a long time ago.  Before your day.  The last few years he's been muscle for hire.  But I heard he's disappeared.
should i?	His file listed you as a known associate.  Now spill.
you remember an ex-cop named buzz meeks?  he works for a guy named patchett.	Should I?
what do you want, <u>officer</u>?	You remember an ex-cop named Buzz Meeks?  He works for a guy named Patchett.
i ain't your <u>paesano</u>, you wop cocksucker.	What do you want, <u>officer</u>?
wendell white, how's tricks, <u>paesano</u>?	I ain't your <u>paesano</u>, you wop cocksucker.
officer white.  i heard you got a hard-on for wife beaters.	And you fuck people up for a living.  That don't make me you. <u>Capisce</u>, shitbird?
it's like they knew they were going to kill everyone before they went in...	Yeah, so...
what do you mean?	It's like they knew they were going to kill everyone before they went in...
it doesn't exactly play like dumb panic.	What do you mean?
exactly.  at least one of those animals had the brains to protect his ears.	It doesn't exactly play like dumb panic.
<u>ear plugs</u>.	Exactly.  At least one of those animals had the brains to protect his ears.
cotton balls.  i found them just inside the meat locker door.	<u>Ear plugs</u>.
but she's moving away from the door.  who was sitting at this table?	Dick Stensland.  Had to be dumb panic.  If she knew him she would've been sitting with him... Right?
it looks like she was flailing, trying to get away.	But she's moving away from the door.  Who was sitting at this table?
if she was sitting here, then it's facing the wrong way.  what are these smears in the blood?	It looks like she was flailing, trying to get away.
susan lefferts.	If she was sitting here, then it's facing the wrong way.  What are these smears in the blood?
whose shoe?	Susan Lefferts.
you mean beside the fact that thirty-five out of forty-five rounds were gratuitous?  i can't think of anything.	Whose shoe?
anything off.  anything that didn't make sense.	You mean beside the fact that thirty-five out of forty-five rounds were gratuitous?  I can't think of anything.
what do you want to know?	Anything off.  Anything that didn't make sense.
i'm tying up loose ends.  padding my report.  you know how it goes.	What do you want to know?
i don't know if you read the papers, but that case is closed.	I'm tying up loose ends.  Padding my report.  You know how it goes.
i got a few nite owl questions.	I don't know if you read the papers, but that case is closed.
bud white, what brings you down to the basement?	I got a few Nite Owl questions.
jack vincennes.  he's the technical advisor on 'badge of honor,' sir.  he lives for it. that's the way to get him.	All right, Ed.  Call Sergeant Vincennes.
ed, you're 30.  your father didn't make lieutenant until he was 33.	I know that, sir.  I also know that when he made lieutenant, it was as a detective.
i'll testify, sir.  i'm not afraid to do what's right.	And I'll promote you.  You'll be a lieutenant immediately.
i want to know who we give the public in contrast?  the department needs role models. clean-cut, <u>forthright</u> men the public can admire.	I'll testify, sir.  I'm not afraid to do what's right.
ed, your observations have been astute.  what's your assessment of this situation?	The public demands justice, sir. This was a full-fledged riot of policemen.  Shift the guilt to men whose pensions are secured.  Force them to retire.  But someone has to swing.  Indict, try and convict Stensland and Bud White.  Secure them jail time.  Feed them to the sharks, sir.  Protect yourself; protect the department.
i don't have time.  i have --	Just show me where they are!
where are the police academy files?	I don't have time.  I have --
someone must've pulled the records.	Where are the police academy files?
so on active duty, meeks didn't make an arrest from 1938 to '43.	Someone must've pulled the records.
nothing.	So on active duty, Meeks didn't make an arrest from 1938 to '43.
anything?	Nothing.
more or less.	Until he gunned down six people.
clean?	More or less.
i got the rap sheets on the black guys, sir.  coates and jones got charges a mile long.  but except for some kid stuff, fontaine's clean.	Clean?
ty and larry fuck with that shit, not me.	Where do they get their stuff? Come on.  Give me one to feed the D.A.  Just a little one.
were you on hop?  you were passed out when you got arrested.  were you hopped up, ray?	Ty and Larry fuck with that shit, not me.
i got nothin' more to say till i see a judge.	Were you on hop?  You were passed out when you got arrested.  Were you hopped up, Ray?
you guys were arrested this morning, but none of you have last night's clothes.  <u>you</u> were seen burning them.  add to that the fact that you hid the car you were cruising around in last night and it doesn't look good.	I got nothin' more to say till I see a judge.
say what?	You guys were arrested this morning, but none of you have last night's clothes.  <u>You</u> were seen burning them.  Add to that the fact that you hid the car you were cruising around in last night and it doesn't look good.
why were you throwing clothes in the building incinerator?	Say what?
i don't own no shotguns.	Why were you throwing clothes in the building incinerator?
ray, we got the shotguns.	I don't own no shotguns.
man, what're you saying?	Ray, we got the shotguns.
oh?  you feel that way about people, too?	Man, what're you saying?
dogs got no reason to live.	Oh?  you feel that way about people, too?
i heard you like to shoot dogs.	Dogs got no reason to live.
you ain't woofin' i did.  stupid down home niggers got no more sense than a fuckin' dog.	I heard you like to shoot dogs.
ray, you protected ty and larry up in casitas, didn't you?	You ain't woofin' I did.  Stupid down home niggers got no more sense than a fuckin' dog.
nothing, ray.  that larry, he's a pisser.  you did the casitas youth camp with him, didn't you?	Man, why're you talkin' about Larry?  His business is his business.
believed what?	Nothing, Ray.  That Larry, he's a pisser.  You did the Casitas Youth Camp with him, didn't you?
that fucking larry.  i almost believed him.	Believed what?
i never truck with no sissies!	That fucking Larry.  I almost believed him.
just getting my facts straight. twenty-two makes it a gas chamber bounce. you should have pulled this caper a couple of years ago.  get life, do a little youth authority jolt, transfer to folsom a big man. orbit on some of that good prison brew, get yourself a sissy --	I never truck with no sissies!
man, why do you keep asking me that?	Just getting my facts straight. Twenty-two makes it a gas chamber bounce. You should have pulled this caper a couple of years ago.  Get life, do a little Youth Authority jolt, transfer to Folsom a big man. Orbit on some of that good prison brew, get yourself a sissy --
you look like robinson after that last lamotta fight.  'course lamotta looked a lot worse.  so you're twenty-two, right?	Man, why do you keep asking me that?
did one of the officers work you over a little?	You look like Robinson after that last LaMotta fight.  'Course LaMotta looked a lot worse.  So you're twenty-two, right?
say what and so what.	Did one of the officers work you over a little?
you're twenty-two, aren't you, ray?	Say what and so what.
gone.  not a trace.	Some ferstunkener is moving in and we don't know who?!  Maybe we should ask Hedda Hopper!
and what about the merchandise deuce was holding for me?	Gone.  Not a trace.
nobody.  at least not yet.	And what about the merchandise Deuce was holding for me?
i don't want a floor plan; i want to know who!  who's taking the ticket for this, johnny?	Nobody.  At least not yet.
they shot him in his library.	I don't want a floor plan; I want to know who!  Who's taking the ticket for this, Johnny?
what do you mean deuce perkins got clipped last night?!	They shot him in his library.
and?	In my car.  Blackmail shit.  The trunk under the carpet.  Patchett got me to photograph a cop fucking this gorgeous cunt Lynn, looks just like Veronicaaa --
he runs call girls.  primo tail. fixed up like movie stars.	And?
reciprocity, mr. hudgeons, is the key to all relationships.	He runs call girls.  Primo tail. Fixed up like movie stars.
and what?	Reciprocity, Mr. Hudgeons, is the key to all relationships.
and?	And what?
okay.  okay.  everyone knows patchett's worth a boat-load of greenbacks.  from aviation, freeway construction.  but the man has hobbies, too.  he bankrolls b movies under the table and runs movie star look-alike hookers. and try this on:  he's rumored to be a periodic heroin sniffer.  all in all a powerful behind-the- scenes strange-o.	And?
okay so we worked together.  it was an information exchange.  i got him first class collars and he got me good stories.  we were friends for chrissakes!	Alright.  We'll drop that line for now.  Next topic.  Please comment on Pierce Patchett.
what does that have to do --	Okay so we worked together.  It was an information exchange.  I got him first class collars and he got me good stories.  We were friends for Chrissakes!
but you were business associates?	What does that have to do --
take it easy!  i didn't have anything to do with him getting killed if that's what you mean.	But you were business associates?
trashcan jack.  the big v.  i can tell you he's on the night train to the big adios.	Take it easy!  I didn't have anything to do with him getting killed if that's what you mean.
it's for your own safety.  now what can you tell us about sergeant john vincennes?	Trashcan Jack.  The Big V.  I can tell you he's on the Night Train to the big adios.
i'm happy to cooperate.  you don't need to tie me down.	It's for your own safety.  Now what can you tell us about Sergeant John Vincennes?
this is mr. hudgeons, wendell.	I'm happy to cooperate.  You don't need to tie me down.
something like that.	<u>Really</u>?  Would you be willing to rig crime scene evidence to support a prosecuting attorney's working hypothesis?
why not, lad?  absolute justice?	Something like that.
<u>no</u>.	Why not, lad?  Absolute justice?
and now you'll provide them.	Absolutely.  Prostitution and gambling are victimless crimes. The heroin we'll run down to the coloreds.  Anesthetize them.  As long as it's not a middle class problem, no one will care.  It's still a crime free city... for respectable people.
a vacuum, edmund.  that's what we have in los angeles.  sending mickey cohen up created it.  my containment work maintained it. certain photographs guarantee it. organized crime has been held back, but there's still a demand for the services it provides.	And now you'll provide them.
why?	A vacuum, Edmund.  That's what we have in Los Angeles.  Sending Mickey Cohen up created it.  My containment work maintained it. Certain photographs guarantee it. Organized crime has been held back, but there's still a demand for the services it provides.
jack was a shame, but dick stensland had the audacity to try to sell me my own heroin.  through his whore girl friend.  i sent him to make the buy.  the rest is history.	Why?
tell that to jack vincennes.  to stensland.	Jack was a shame, but Dick Stensland had the audacity to try to sell me my own heroin.  Through his whore girl friend.  I sent him to make the buy.  The rest is history.
i'm loathe to kill my brother officers, edmund.	Tell that to Jack Vincennes.  To Stensland.
no... where'd the tip come from?	Anonymous.  Probably nothing.
there always are.  but there are also three men and three guns. matched forensically.  a few loose ends don't matter.	Something's wrong.  I feel it inside.  Doesn't that sound crazy?
there are loose ends out there, dudley.  i --	There always are.  But there are also three men and three guns. Matched forensically.  A few loose ends don't matter.
don't get sidetracked.  stay with the nite owl.	She may still be alive, whoever she is.
ed, i want confessions.	I'll break them, sir.
we got a call earlier on three negro youths.  firing shotguns in griffith park from a late-model purple mercury coupe.	Get on it.
why?	We got a call earlier on three Negro youths.  Firing shotguns in Griffith Park from a late-model purple Mercury Coupe.
yes, i do, sir.	It's mine.  I'll make you my second in command.
edmund, you don't want it and you can't have it.	Yes, I do, sir.
sir, i took the call.  it's my case.	Edmund, you don't want it and you can't have it.
you should stay away from a man when his blood is up.	His blood's always up.
yes, dudley.  i am.	So be it.
you'll reap the benefits, but are you truly prepared to be despised within the department?	Yes, Dudley.  I am.
white's a mindless thug.	No, Edmund.  He's a man who can answer yes to those questions I ask you from time to time.
stensland's a disgrace.  straight d fitness reports from every c.o. he ever served under.  but white is a valuable officer.	White's a mindless thug.
i know you mean well, dudley, but i don't need to do it the way you did.  or my father.	At least get rid of the glasses. I can't think of one Bureau man who wears them.
then for god's sake, don't be a detective.  stick to assignments where you won't have to make those choices.  patrol, internal affairs, but not the bureau.	I know you mean well, Dudley, but I don't need to do it the way you did.  Or my father.
no.	Then for God's sake, don't be a detective.  Stick to assignments where you won't have to make those choices.  Patrol, Internal Affairs, but not the Bureau.
would you be willing to shoot hardened criminals in the back to offset the chance --	No.
no.	Would you be willing to shoot hardened criminals in the back to offset the chance --
would you be willing to beat confessions out of suspects you knew to be guilty?	No.
no.	Would you be willing to beat confessions out of suspects you knew to be guilty?
would you be willing to rig crime scene evidence to support a prosecuting attorney's working hypothesis...?  yes or no, edmund.	No.
i... no.	Would you be willing to rig crime scene evidence to support a prosecuting attorney's working hypothesis...?  Yes or no, Edmund.
answer yes or no.	I... No.
dudley, we've been over this.	Answer yes or no.
am i...?  would you be willing to plant corroborative evidence on a suspect you knew was guilty in order to ensure an indictment?	Dudley, we've been over this.
you're wrong.	Am I...?  Would you be willing to plant corroborative evidence on a suspect you knew was guilty in order to ensure an indictment?
you'll make lieutenant inside a year.  patrol division?	I was thinking Detective Bureau.
the youngest applicant by eight years.	You'll make lieutenant inside a year.  Patrol division?
that was his favorite toast.  i saw the test results on the lieutenant's exam.  you placed first out of twenty-three.	The youngest applicant by eight years.
no.	Not even with Exley?
have you discussed this with anyone else, john?	No.
don't start trying to do the right thing, john.  you haven't had enough practice.	Have you discussed this with anyone else, John?
it's a private investigation.  i fucked something up and i want to make amends.	Don't start trying to do the right thing, John.  You haven't had enough practice.
you're narco, lad, not homicide. and since when do you work with edmund?	It's a private investigation.  I fucked something up and I want to make amends.
part of it has to do with a murder.  i've been working with ed exley on it.	You're Narco, lad, not Homicide. And since when do you work with Edmund?
what's this all about, lad?	Part of it has to do with a murder.  I've been working with Ed Exley on it.
twelve years ago he worked a vice roust with dick stensland.  they arrested a pierce patchett on an extortion scam.  guy ran hookers. he'd have them photographed with their johns, then double-dip for some blackmail.  charges got dropped.  insufficient evidence. you were supervising officer on the case and i was wondering if you remember anything about it.	What's this all about, lad?
a disgrace as a policeman. straight d fitness reports from every c.o. he ever served under. what about him?	Twelve years ago he worked a vice roust with Dick Stensland.  They arrested a Pierce Patchett on an extortion scam.  Guy ran hookers. He'd have them photographed with their johns, then double-dip for some blackmail.  Charges got dropped.  Insufficient evidence. You were supervising officer on the case and I was wondering if you remember anything about it.
you remember buzz meeks, dudley?	A disgrace as a policeman. Straight D fitness reports from every C.O. he ever served under. What about him?
lucky for you that my wife and four fair daughters are at the beach in santa barbara.	You remember Buzz Meeks, Dudley?
two minutes, dudley.  it's important.	Lucky for you that my wife and four fair daughters are at the beach in Santa Barbara.
john vincennes.  it's three a.m., lad.	Two minutes, Dudley.  It's important.
you think golden boy can handle it, cap?	I think you'll be surprised what Edmund's capable of.
john, i doubt you've ever drawn a stupid breath.  don't start now.	Okay.  I'll do it.
i'm going to lynn bracken's.  i'll meet you at the dining car.	Great.  You get the girl, I get the coroner.
what are you going to do?	I'm going to Lynn Bracken's.  I'll meet you at the Dining Car.
what?	She <u>is</u> Lana Turner.
she is lana turner.	What?
high line whores.  with plastic surgery to look like movie stars. and who knows what else?  it's run by this guy pierce patchett.  you want to talk to him?	Yeah.  But first I want to brace Stompanato.
what's fleur-de-lis?	High line whores.  With plastic surgery to look like movie stars. And who knows what else?  It's run by this guy Pierce Patchett.  You want to talk to him?
movie star hookers.  whatever you desire... it's fleur-fr-lis again.	What's Fleur-de-Lis?
rita hayworth at the morgue and now veronica lake with white. what the hell's going on?	Movie star hookers.  Whatever you desire... It's Fleur-fr-Lis again.
jesus... maybe white's not so dumb after all.	Rita Hayworth at the morgue and now Veronica Lake with White. What the hell's going on?
bud white.  he sees us and we're dead.	Jesus... Maybe White's not so dumb after all.
what's that for?	Bud White.  He sees us and we're dead.
okay, college boy, i'll help you. but i want half the collar.	A third.  I don't think we can make a case without Bud White.
i want to do it right.	Okay, college boy, I'll help you. But I want half the collar.
the nite owl was solved, lieutenant.	I want to do it right.
i've given up angles for awhile. i just want to solve this thing.	The Nite Owl was solved, Lieutenant.
i'm trying to figure what angle you're playing <u>this</u> time, but i sure as hell can't see one.	I've given up angles for awhile. I just want to solve this thing.
so what's the point?	Rollo's the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it.  It was supposed to be about truth and justice and Rollo.  But somewhere along the way I forgot all that... How about you, Jack? Why'd you become a cop?
rollo was a purse snatcher.  my father ran into him off duty.  he shot my father six times and got away clean.  no one even knew who he was.  i made the name up to give him some personality.	So what's the point?
is there more to that, or do i have to guess?	Rollo was a purse snatcher.  My father ran into him off duty.  He shot my father six times and got away clean.  No one even knew who he was.  I made the name up to give him some personality.
it's a simple question.	You should be the last person who wants to dig any deeper into the Nite Owl, <u>Lieutenant</u>.
what?	It's a simple question.
do you make the three negroes for the nite owl killings?	What?
i ain't a priest, lieutenant.  i can't hear your confession.	Do you make the three Negroes for the Nite Owl killings?
listen, i think i made a mistake, too.	I ain't a priest, Lieutenant.  I can't hear your confession.
yeah.  my whole life.	Listen, I think I made a mistake, too.
you make a mistake?	Yeah.  My whole life.
transfer me, suspend me.  just leave me alone.	You make a mistake?
yesterday yes, today no.  what happened last night?	Transfer me, suspend me.  Just leave me alone.
yesterday that might've meant something.  pull me off.  you'd be doing me a big favor.	Yesterday yes, today no.  What happened last night?
it's not a request.  i need to know what white knows.  follow him or i'll have you pulled off 'badge of honor.'  permanently.	Yesterday that might've meant something.  Pull me off.  You'd be doing me a big favor.
even i'm not that crazy.	It's not a request.  I need to know what White knows.  Follow him or I'll have you pulled off 'Badge of Honor.'  Permanently.
i want you to follow bud white.	Even I'm not that crazy.
damnit... <u>what</u>?	I want you to follow Bud White.
give me a minute, will ya?	Damnit... <u>What</u>?
i need to speak to you.	Give me a minute, will ya?
glasses.	Just don't shoot me.
what?	Glasses.
damnit...	What?
l.a.p.d.	<u>Shit</u>.  Someone beat us here.
what about you?	I'm snitching three old timers who'll be fishing in Oregon next week.  Next to you I'm clean.  And smart.
you're playing an angle, college boy.  you're getting something out of this so you don't have to hobnob with the fucking rank and file cops who'll hate your guts for snitching.  if they're making you a detective, watch out.  some bureau guys are gonna burn in this and you're gonna have to work with friends of theirs.	What about you?
you're the payoff expert.  i'm just doing my duty.	You're playing an angle, college boy.  You're getting something out of this so you don't have to hobnob with the fucking rank and file cops who'll hate your guts for snitching.  If they're making you a detective, watch out.  Some Bureau guys are gonna burn in this and you're gonna have to work with friends of theirs.
yeah, exley.  what's the payoff?	You're the payoff expert.  I'm just doing my duty.
<u>throwing me</u>?	Yeah, Exley.  What's the payoff?
i should've known.  what's the chief throwing you?	<u>Throwing me</u>?
that's right.	I should've known.  What's the Chief throwing you?
you're the key witness?	That's right.
i get the idea.  you got a description?	Of his penis, sir?
with tinsel and plastic icicles and... on his penis, sir.	I get the idea.  You got a description?
decorated?	With tinsel and plastic icicles and... on his penis, sir.
a guy dressed as santa has been exposing himself to kids in los feliz.  apparently, sir, he's decorated himself.	Decorated?
what's on the call sheet?	A guy dressed as Santa has been exposing himself to kids in Los Feliz.  Apparently, sir, he's decorated himself.
we got a dead ex-cop and a girl who looks like rita hayworth at the nite owl.  another dead ex-cop under the house of rita's mother. it's not a good week for ex-cops.	I got Vincennes in the next room. It's not a good week for cops in general.
what are you talking about?	Bud White grilled me on it this morning.  You know, he's not as dumb as I thought.
yeah.  the fact that you guys won't let it get filed away.	What are you talking about?
the nite owl.  anything bothering you about the case?	Yeah.  The fact that you guys won't let it get filed away.
we got a total of forty-five spent 12-gauge remington shotgun shells. three men with five-shot-capacity pumps.  all of them reloading twice.	Hold on... We need to canvass. See if a purple Mercury was seen around here tonight.
not good enough.	Then try talking to my lawyer. Good evening, gentlemen.
no.	Not good enough.
anything else you want to add before i talk to her?	No.
why do men and women usually see each other?	Anything else you want to add before I talk to her?
why's she seeing bud white?	Why do men and women usually see each other?
lynn bracken.	Why's she seeing Bud White?
what's her name?	Lynn Bracken.
a vulgar term, but yes.	What's her name?
is the veronica lake look-alike one of your whores?	A vulgar term, but yes.
for the last time.  i may suborn women into illicit activities, but they're handsomely compensated, i treat them well and make sure the men they deal with show them every due respect.	Is the Veronica Lake look-alike one of your whores?
bud white's been here?	For the last time.  I may suborn women into illicit activities, but they're handsomely compensated, I treat them well and make sure the men they deal with show them every due respect.
i'll tell you what i told officer white when he asked me about susan's death.	Bud White's been here?
do you think i ever could've been in the running?	Some men get the world.  Others get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona.
right now, before i back down.	Where is he?
when?	Right now, before I back down.
bisbee, arizona.  the air's good for pensioners and i know where everything is.	When?
where will you go?	Bisbee, Arizona.  The air's good for pensioners and I know where everything is.
okay.  look, if it helps, bud hates himself for what he did.	I know how he feels.
i work for patchett.  i had a feeling that there was someone else, but i never knew who.	Okay.  Look, if it helps, Bud hates himself for what he did.
a police captain.  i think he's behind all of this.	I work for Patchett.  I had a feeling that there was someone else, but I never knew who.
forget everything else for a second, lynn.  is there anything you can give me on dudley smith?	A police captain.  I think he's behind all of this.
if i knew you were coming i'd have baked a cake.	Forget everything else for a second, Lynn.  Is there anything you can give me on Dudley Smith?
you, me and white, huh?	Actually, Bud's only tough on the outside.
like recognizes like.  i'm pretty tough, myself.	You, me and White, huh?
you're the first person to ever call me tough.	Like recognizes like.  I'm pretty tough, myself.
you're tougher than bud thinks you are.	You're the first person to ever call me tough.
because you'll use it against me. won't you?	You're tougher than Bud thinks you are.
why not?	Because you'll use it against me. Won't you?
no.  this is the means to the reality.  but i'm not going to tell you what it is.	Why not?
some reality.	No.  This is the means to the reality.  But I'm not going to tell you what it is.
i came out here with a dream. that's gone, but i settled for reality.	Some reality.
you cut to the heart of things, don't you?  what about lynn bracken?  she going to be a hooker all her life?	I came out here with a dream. That's gone, but I settled for reality.
you don't like that you don't know how to play him.  he doesn't follow the same rules of politics you do.  that makes him dangerous.	You cut to the heart of things, don't you?  What about Lynn Bracken?  She going to be a hooker all her life?
i don't hate white.  i really don't.  it's just, in my business, it's the wild cars you have to watch out for.	You don't like that you don't know how to play him.  He doesn't follow the same rules of politics you do.  That makes him dangerous.
does all that make it harder for you to hate him or easier?	I don't hate White.  I really don't.  It's just, in my business, it's the wild cars you have to watch out for.
i see bud because he makes me feel like lynn bracken and not some veronica lake look-alike who fucks for money.  i see him because he doesn't know how to disguise who he is.  there's more if you want to hear it.	Does all that make it harder for you to hate him or easier?
i'll take your word for it.	I see Bud because he makes me feel like Lynn Bracken and not some Veronica Lake look-alike who fucks for money.  I see him because he doesn't know how to disguise who he is.  There's more if you want to hear it.
i see bud because i want to.  i see bud because he can't hide the warmth he has inside him.	I'll take your word for it.
i want to know why you see him. is it a patchett payoff?	I see Bud because I want to.  I see Bud because he can't hide the warmth he has inside him.
you want to know what bud's like in bed?	I want to know why you see him. Is it a Patchett payoff?
how about white?	You want to know what Bud's like in bed?
the silver screen's loss is your gain.	How about White?
you sound like you mean it.	The silver screen's loss is your gain.
oh, the best i ever had. absolutely the best.	You sound like you mean it.
how was i?	Oh, the best I ever had. Absolutely the best.
don't underestimate me, miss bracken.	The way you've underestimated Bud White?
it galls you that i know so much about you.  you don't have information to compete.	Don't underestimate me, Miss Bracken.
i'm curious about you.	Why?
let's concentrate on my smarts. pierce patchett made you, didn't he?  he taught you how to dress and talk and think and i am very impressed with the results.  but i need some answers and if i don't get them, i'm going to take you and patchett down.	He can take care of himself and I'm not afraid of you.  And you forgot one thing, Lieutenant. Pierce also taught me how to fuck... Can I get you a drink?
he said you were smart.  he also said you were competing with your dead father.  how did he put it? trying to measure up to a ghost.	Let's concentrate on my smarts. Pierce Patchett made you, didn't he?  He taught you how to dress and talk and think and I am very impressed with the results.  But I need some answers and if I don't get them, I'm going to take you and Patchett down.
really?  what did white say?	He said you were smart.  He also said you were competing with your dead father.  How did he put it? Trying to measure up to a ghost.
i know who you are.  you're the policeman bud told me about.	Really?  What did White say?
miss bracken, i'm lieutenant exley.	I know who you are.  You're the policeman Bud told me about.
okay!  you're right!  dudley's got photos of me and reynolds.	What's Dudley's scheme?
the proof had his throat slit.  so far you're not denying it.	I'm not going to dignify youwith answers.  If you'll excuse me, I've got a Jack Vincennes press conference to prepare for.
do you have any proof?	The proof had his throat slit.  So far you're not denying it.
without what, his smearing yours first?  what's he got on you, loew?  pictures of you and an out of work actor with your pants down?	Do you have any proof?
absolutely not.  dudley smith is a highly decorated member of this city's police department and i won't smear his name without --	Without what, his smearing yours first?  What's he got on you, Loew?  Pictures of you and an out of work actor with your pants down?
none.  call it a hunch.	Absolutely not.  Dudley Smith is a highly decorated member of this city's police department and I won't smear his name without --
on what evidence?	None.  Call it a hunch.
i want d.a. bureau men to tail dudley smith twenty-four hours a day; i want you to get a judge to authorize a wire tap on his home phone; i want authorization to check his bank records and i want it all in an hour.	On what evidence?
it's okay.  these are police.  <u>what</u> do you want?	I want D.A. bureau men to tail Dudley Smith twenty-four hours a day; I want you to get a judge to authorize a wire tap on his home phone; I want authorization to check his bank records and I want it all in an hour.
my daughter was a virgin!	I don't doubt it -- Oh, God.
all he found were rodents.  no signs of foul play.  so there.	My daughter was a virgin!
under the house.	All he found were rodents.  No signs of foul play.  So there.
a sweet man.	Under the house.
officer white?	A sweet man.
that other policeman already checked under the house and found not a thing amiss.	Officer White?
mrs. lefferts, i just want to ask a few questions.	That other policeman already checked under the house and found not a thing amiss.
let my susie rest in peace!	Mrs. Lefferts, I just want to ask a few questions.
when was the last time you saw her, mrs. lefferts?	At Christmas.  We had fought.  I didn't like her boyfriend.  I -- she has a birthmark on her hip.
it seems like my susan, but...	When was the last time you saw her, Mrs. Lefferts?
loew didn't go with him.  you're sure?	I put Reynolds in the cab myself. The night cost me a hundred scoots and I got bupkis.
jesus.  jack, that's a story. 'swish actor gets the gay blade.' let me get my camera.	Loew didn't go with him.  You're sure?
he's dead.  i was just there. somebody slit his throat.	Jesus.  Jack, that's a story. 'Swish Actor Gets The Gay Blade.' Let me get my camera.
you didn't get my message?  it got called off.  the kid chickened out at the last minute.	He's dead.  I was just there. Somebody slit his throat.
what happened with the kid and loew?	You didn't get my message?  It got called off.  The kid chickened out at the last minute.
what's wrong, trash?	What happened with the kid and Loew?
shut up!	What's wrong, Trash?
give me some narco skinny.  i want to put out an all hop-head issue. shvartze jazz musicians and movie stars.  maybe tie it into the rosenbergs.  you like?	Shut up!
sid, cut the crap.  i --	Give me some Narco skinny.  I want to put out an all hop-head issue. Shvartze jazz musicians and movie stars.  Maybe tie it into the Rosenbergs.  You like?
jackie!  you got some good scoop for the sidster?	Sid, cut the crap.  I --
around.	Jackie, all I know is what you know.  The man is very rich.  And he's invested in freeway construction so he's gonna get a lot richer.  But that's it. Patchett's what I like to call 'Twilight.'  He ain't queer, he ain't Red, he can't help me in my quest for prime sinuendo.
where'd you hear that?	Around.
sid, why would a guy like pierce patchett get involved with running dope and hookers?	Where'd you hear that?
and reynolds?	He's queer too.  Metro paid him two grand a week to fake it with ingenues.  On screen and off.  I'm getting him to fuck the D.A. for a hundred bucks.  That's twice the fifty you got for wrecking his career.
how'd you like a little payback? not to mention a donation to the widows and orphans fund.  did you know loew was a swish?	And Reynolds?
sure, he just tried to throw me off the force last christmas as a little joke.	How'd you like a little payback? Not to mention a donation to the widows and orphans fund.  Did you know Loew was a swish?
you tight with the d.a., trash?	Sure, he just tried to throw me off the force last Christmas as a little joke.
what's he doing here, sid?	You tight with the D.A., trash?
the grauman's chinese pot bust. he just got off the honor farm.	What's he doing here, Sid?
sid, how are they hanging?	Down around my ankles.
you're back, boychick.	Sid, how are they hanging?
what about fleur-de-lis?  their slogan's 'whatever you desire.'	No.  No, I've heard bupkis.  Jack, I'll talk to you later.  Call me when you get something I can use. Smut's from hunger.  For sad sacks who can't get their ashes hauled
not a word.	What about Fleur-de-Lis?  Their slogan's 'Whatever you desire.'
don't know.  i'm chasing picture books.  fuck shots, but the posers don't look like junkies.  it's well done stuff.  i thought you might have heard something.	Not a word.
something good?	Don't know.  I'm chasing picture books.  Fuck shots, but the posers don't look like junkies.  It's well done stuff.  I thought you might have heard something.
no.  but i've got something going with ad vice.	Something good?
jackie, are you back on narco?  i need copy.	No.  But I've got something going with Ad Vice.
sid, it's vincennes.	Jackie, are you back on Narco?  I need copy.
<u>hush-hush</u>.  off the record and on the q.t.	Sid, it's Vincennes.
it's christmas morning in the city of angels, and while decent citizens sleep the sleep of the righteous, hopheads prowl for marijuana, not knowing that a man is coming to stop them.  the free- wheeling, big-time big v, celebrity crime-stopper, jack vincennes, the scourge of grasshoppers and junk fiends everywhere.  you like it, jackie- boy?	Yeah, it's subtle.
stand there with your camera. i'll stop here so you get grauman's chinese in the backgrouns.	I like it!  I like it!
they're sitting in the dark, goofing on the christmas tree.	Stand there with your camera. I'll stop here so you get Grauman's Chinese in the backgrouns.
no.  it's felony possession of marijuana.	They're sitting in the dark, goofing on the Christmas tree.
jack!  it's christmas!	No.  It's felony possession of marijuana.
i need an extra fifty.  two patrolmen at twenty apiece and a dime for the watch commander at hollywood station.	Jack!  It's Christmas!
contract players at metro.  you pinch 'em.  i do you up feature in the next issue.  plus the usual fifty cash.  tell me, am i fucking santa claus?	I need an extra fifty.  Two patrolmen at twenty apiece and a dime for the watch commander at Hollywood Station.
you lost me, sid.  who?	Contract players at Metro.  You pinch 'em.  I do you up feature in the next issue.  Plus the usual fifty cash.  Tell me, am I fucking Santa Claus?
beats me.  look, jackie-boy, a friend of mine just sold some reefer to matt reynolds.  he's tripping the light fantastic with tammy jordan at 2245 maravilla, hollywood hills.  it's right around the corner.	You lost me, Sid.  Who?
is she?	Beats me.  Look, Jackie-Boy, a friend of mine just sold some reefer to Matt Reynolds.  He's tripping the light fantastic with Tammy Jordan at 2245 Maravilla, Hollywood Hills.  It's right around the corner.
we did a piece last year. 'ingenue dykes in hollywood.'  her name got mentioned.	Is she?
big v jack vincennes!  may i have this dance?	Karen, this is Sid Hudgeons from <u>Hush-Hush</u> magazine.
yeah.  sergeant jack vincennes requesting.  i need the home address on a pierce patchett.	Please hold, Sergeant...
no, sergeant.  i checked twice.	A bootleg...
i just called it.	No, Sergeant.  I checked twice.
please hold the line... no such number is assigned.	I just called it.
this is sgt. vincennes. requesting a name and address on a phone number.  hollywood zero-one- two-three-nine.	Please hold the line... No such number is assigned.
pacific coast bell.	This is Sgt. Vincennes. Requesting a name and address on a phone number.  Hollywood zero-one- two-three-nine.
it'll be our secret.	Showbiz.
and no one'll know about this?	It'll be our secret.
i'm pretty sure i can get you a part on the show... but tonight? pretend it's an acting job, kid. showbiz.	And no one'll know about this?
you know, when i came out to l.a., this isn't exactly where i saw myself ending up.	Yeah.  Me neither.
really?  how?	You know, when I came out to L.A., this isn't exactly where I saw myself ending up.
pierce isn't like regular people. i dig him, but he scares me too.	Really?  How?
yeah.  me and patchett go way back.	Pierce isn't like regular people. I dig him, but he scares me too.
dope, liquor, hookers that look like movie stars.  pierce patchett has it all.	Yeah.  Me and Patchett go way back.
fleaur-de-lis.  'whatever you desire.'	Dope, liquor, hookers that look like movie stars.  Pierce Patchett has it all.
oh, i know.  a fleur-de-lis party, right?	Fleaur-de-Lis.  'Whatever you desire.'
something like that.	Oh, I know.  A Fleur-de-Lis party, right?
was it a party?	Something like that.
yeah.	Was it a party?
have we met before?	Yeah.
working whores with squad two.	Maybe you should have thought of that before you made Bloody Christmas page one.
oh?  anyplace else?	Working whores with squad two.
yeah, cap.  back in narcotics.	Oh?  Anyplace else?
vincennes, is there someplace you'd rather be?	Yeah, Cap.  Back in Narcotics.
gee.  the great jerk-off book caper of 1953.	Vincennes, is there someplace you'd rather be?
209 to anyone! i need some help here!	Who are you calling?!
someone else?	Maybe you bumped into someone who took it and you didn't even know.
don't know. did you check everywhere? maybe it was hidden in something. maybe there was someone else--	Someone else?
um...who's that?	Don't know. Did you check everywhere? Maybe it was hidden in something. Maybe there was someone else--
nothing. two nights later i was robbed. i'm pretty sure they were pros.	Um...who's that?
he didn't give you an address? he didn't give you a phone number?	Nothing. Two nights later I was robbed. I'm pretty sure they were pros.
i just gave him my card.	He didn't give you an address? He didn't give you a phone number?
i'm telling you, i--	I just gave him my card.
don't bullshit me, i can save your life.	I'm telling you, I--
nothing.	Don't bullshit me, I can save your life.
what'd he give to you?	Nothing.
nothing.	What'd he give to you?
what'd he say to you?	Nothing.
yes.	What'd he say to you?
and you were the last one to talk to him.	Yes.
<u>they</u> said he was behind an extortion scheme.	And you were the last one to talk to him.
you said he was behind an extortion scheme.	<u>They</u> said he was behind an extortion scheme.
i don't know anything about zavitz.	You said he was behind an extortion scheme.
they found him yesterday folded neatly in a car trunk. what about zavitz?	I don't know anything about Zavitz.
oh jesus.	They found him yesterday folded neatly in a car trunk. What about Zavitz?
depinto's dead.	Oh Jesus.
it started with the information you gave me on depinto. after we talked, he agreed to resign. next, a phony detective asked me about daniel zavitz. then an investigator questioned me about an extortion scheme they claimed zavitz was behind. the fbi started looking into mob connections. a doctored picture in the paper. overnight, i'm ruined. wife. job, bank accounts, everything gone.	DePinto's dead.
what happened?	It started with the information you gave me on DePinto. After we talked, he agreed to resign. Next, a phony detective asked me about Daniel Zavitz. Then an investigator questioned me about an extortion scheme they claimed Zavitz was behind. The FBI started looking into mob connections. A doctored picture in the paper. Overnight, I'm ruined. Wife. job, bank accounts, everything gone.
brill?	Brill's dead. He died of small pox when he was two and he was buried in a Kansas field.  My name doesn't matter.
i don't want any money. and believe me, i have no interest in ruining your life. i'm not interested in this tape.	You're not.
so...how much money do you want in exchange for not ruining my life?	I don't want any money. And believe me, I have no interest in ruining your life. I'm not interested in this tape.
me neither, but the upshot is i've got color live-action footage of you and ms hawkins and it doesn't look good.	So...how much money do you want in exchange for not ruining my life?
i don't know what that means.	Me neither, but the upshot is I've got color live-action footage of you and Ms Hawkins and it doesn't look good.
it's actually dh-1 digitech pinpoint scanning with a frequency modulator.	I don't know what that means.
i'll come straight there.	Be careful, Danny.
come straight here. don't talk to anyone.	I'll come straight there.
i'm doing a transfer now.	Come straight here. Don't talk to anyone.
when can you get it here?	I'm doing a transfer now.
no one. but i'm a little nervous.	When can you get it here?
who else have you told?	No one. But I'm a little nervous.
clear as day.	Who else have you told?
you've got it on tape?	Clear as day.
alright, i made a joke about squirrels, don't get so--	Do it!
goddammit, shut the fuck up and turn on cnn!	Alright, I made a joke about squirrels, don't get so--
they keep taking the bird seed. i thought since you're the expert on--	Goddammit, shut the fuck up and turn on CNN!
turn on cnn.	They keep taking the bird seed. I thought since you're the expert on--
lemme ask you something. i put a bird feeder out in the yard, but the squirrels, they keep taking--	Turn on CNN.
listen--	Lemme ask you something. I put a bird feeder out in the yard, but the squirrels, they keep taking--
tired of chasing squirrels around the park?	Listen--
listen to me--	Tired of chasing squirrels around the park?
zavitz, what? you want your old job back?	Listen to me--
yes.	Well considering what a colossal douche bag you are, David, maybe I'd do best to simply kick your ass all over the capitol.
really?	Yes.
considering the enormous exposure to which you've subjected this firm, i'd think you'd do best to simply answer my questions.	Really?
told by whom?	Considering the enormous exposure to which you've subjected this firm, I'd think you'd do best to simply answer my questions.
i'm told you had an affair with rachel banks four years ago.	Told by whom?
i don't know who he is.	I'm told you had an affair with Rachel Banks four years ago.
why don't you just call brill directly.	I don't know who he is.
a direct one.	I have a professional relationship with Rachel Banks. She's the go- between for a private investigator I use.
what kind of a question is that?	A direct one.
tell us about rachel banks.	Rachel Banks?
it is?	Except for the part about my setting up a company in Zurich and knowing anyone named Sam Vollotti and having any relationship whatsoever with the Gambino family.
why?	They want to hold you in Contempt for ethics violations.
we've also been informed that the grand jury is going to call for an investigation into your affairs.	Why?
feeling lucky?	Not particularly, no.
he came in four minutes ago.	C'mon.
what are you dialing?	AmeriTech's data-base.  There's Albert's D.C. office address and his phone's identity code. Now we just reprogram out phone with his ID code and you know what we've got?
i know my phone number and i know the number for sportsphone. beyond that--	Shit.
what do you know about locking cellular phone signals?	I know my phone number and I know the number for SportsPhone. Beyond that--
pretty fast.	We'll have to re-stock some basics.
how fast can you learn?	Pretty fast.
we're gonna lead albert by the nose to one conclusion. and then when he's pissed as hell, we're gonna drop the tape in his lap. how fast can you teach me what i need to know?	How fast can you learn?
no, i want the nsa to get caught spying on albert.	We're gonna lead Albert by the nose to one conclusion. And then when he's pissed as hell, we're gonna drop the tape in his lap. How fast can you teach me what I need to know?
you wanna get caught spying on albert?	No, I want the NSA to get caught spying on Albert.
no.	Who?
reynolds.	No.
same way they did with you and me. we take their biggest guy and turn him into one of us.	Reynolds.
how?	Same way they did with you and me. We take their biggest guy and turn him into one of us.
what if we just fucked with 'em?	How?
what if <u>what</u>?	What if we just fucked with 'em?
what if--	What if <u>what</u>?
they've done it before. takes maybe two minutes.	What if--
what if--	They've done it before. Takes maybe two minutes.
if they couldn't do that, they'd shut down the whole system, all the relays.	What if--
what if--	If they couldn't do that, they'd shut down the whole system, all the relays.
nah, they'd shut down the pin number.	What if--
listen--	Nah, they'd shut down the pin number.
what if we transmitted it over cellular?	Listen--
well how do <u>i</u> know what they're--	<u>I</u> know. <u>I</u> know what they're looking for and I'm telling you.
the area's wired for surveillance, they'll be <u>looking</u> for those moves.	Well how do <u>I</u> know what they're--
what if we hand deliver to their homes or office?	The area's wired for surveillance, they'll be <u>looking</u> for those moves.
it'd never get through. all packages are screened, x-rayed and then hand-searched for explosives. you didn't like my "give-me-my- money" idea?	What if we hand deliver to their homes or office?
what if we do a mailing to congressmen.	It'd never get through. All packages are screened, x-rayed and then hand-searched for explosives. You didn't like my "give-me-my- money" idea?
i was thinkin' about asking for my hundred and fifty grand and calling it quits.	What if we do a mailing to Congressmen.
so what do we do now?	I was thinkin' about asking for my hundred and fifty grand and calling it quits.
same thing?	So what do we do now?
what about newspapers and magazines?	Same thing?
listen to you, "directly". you're not gonna get <u>near</u> the news department. and if you did, it'd never get on the air. time-life buried the zapruder film for 15 years.	What about newspapers and magazines?
goddammit--	We're honest people and we need your help. I'll give you two- hundred dollars if you--
no he won't.	Goddammit--
drive or i'll blow your fuckin' head off.	No he won't.
tell him we're not gonna hurt him.	Drive or I'll blow your fuckin' head off.
drive.	Tell him we're not gonna hurt him.
we're not gonna hurt you.	Drive.
drive.	We're not gonna hurt you.
tell me about it.	Drive.
these guys are incredibly persistent.	Tell me about it.
yeah, i can see where that'd--	These guys are incredibly persistent.
let's not do the tire thing anymore, okay?	Yeah, I can see where that'd--
fuckin-a.	Let's not do the tire thing anymore, okay?
that wasn't so hard.	Fuckin-A.
we lost 'em.	That wasn't so hard.
oh my god...	We lost 'em.
think we let out enough air?	Oh my God...
i didn't see a warrant. did you see a warrant?	Think we let out enough air?
those are feds.	I didn't see a warrant. Did you see a warrant?
you're driving.	Those are Feds.
you sure?	You're driving.
gimme that.	You sure?
what the fuck?!	They shouldn't have come without calling first.
why?	What the fuck?!
empty 'em 'till they're almost flat. and turn your head. there might be some debris flying your way.	Why?
in the warehouse. they're hiding in a duct on the third floor. when we go back inside, they're gonna kill us. when they notice that we're moving toward the car, they'll come running out of the building.	'Kay, well, could you walk faster, please.
<u>here</u>?!	In the warehouse. They're hiding in a duct on the third floor. When we go back inside, they're gonna kill us. When they notice that we're moving toward the car, they'll come running out of the building.
here?	<u>Here</u>?!
where?	Here?
them.	Where?
who?	Them.
they're here.	Who?
what's going on?	They're here.
well, actually, <u>you</u> have proof. could you walk a little faster please.	What's going on?
jesus. do you have proof?	Well, actually, <u>you</u> have proof. Could you walk a little faster please.
the nsa killed him.	Jesus. Do you have proof?
yeah.	The NSA killed him.
remember when senator hamersley died in an accident up near shenandoah?	Yeah.
yeah.  take a walk with me.	Remember when Senator Hamersley died in an accident up near Shenandoah?
it really is.  did you find anything?	Yeah.  Take a walk with me.
that is one ugly sunrise.	It really is.  Did you find anything?
looks like detroit.	Welcome to Santa's Workshop.
what do you think?	Looks like Detroit.
well...there'd be too much disclosure to prosecute me. so they ruined my records and made sure i'd never hold a real job again.	What do you think?
they come after you?	Well...there'd be too much disclosure to prosecute me. So they ruined my records and made sure I'd never hold a real job again.
it was '72. i figured we had enough problems without monitoring a berkeley kid's class schedule. so i sold my story to <u>ramparts</u> and split.	They come after you?
why'd you leave?	It was '72. I figured we had enough problems without monitoring a Berkeley kid's class schedule. So I sold my story to <u>Ramparts</u> and split.
that was twenty years ago. with digital? they can suck a salt grain off a beach.	Why'd you leave?
jesus.	That was twenty years ago. With digital? They can suck a salt grain off a beach.
meade has 18 underground acres of computers. they scan <u>every</u> phonecall for target words like "bomb" or "president". we red-flag phone numbers or voice prints...whatever we wanted. when the computers found something, it was bounced to comparative analysis.	Jesus.
how'd you have the manpower to--	Meade has 18 underground acres of computers. They scan <u>every</u> phonecall for target words like "bomb" or "President". We red-flag phone numbers or voice prints...whatever we wanted. When the computers found something, it was bounced to comparative analysis.
they can tap anything as along as it's an airwave intercept. cellulars and pagers your kid can do.  hard-line calls we'd pick off the relays as they were being fed into ground cables or fired up to the sats. we'd suck in everything. all foreign, most domestic.  domestic was my group. druggies, radicals, loud-mouths. anyone we wanted.	How'd you have the manpower to--
how'd you get around the tap orders?	They can tap anything as along as it's an airwave intercept. Cellulars and pagers your kid can do.  Hard-line calls we'd pick off the relays as they were being fed into ground cables or fired up to the SATs. We'd suck in everything. All foreign, most domestic.  Domestic was my group. Druggies, radicals, loud-mouths. Anyone we wanted.
i intercepted phone calls.	How'd you get around the tap orders?
i was a traffic analyst.	I intercepted phone calls.
you used to work for 'em, didn't you?	I was a traffic analyst.
none of your business.	You used to work for 'em, didn't you?
how do you know so much?	None of your business.
the nsa's been in bed with the entire tele-communications industry since the 40's. they've infected everything: banks, computers, phones, mail, name it.  the more technology we buy into, the easier it is keeping tabs on us. it's a brave new world.  at least it better be.	How do you know so much?
i didn't use my name.	Oh, I'll bet <u>that</u> threw 'em off the scent. I sure hope you covered the mouthpiece with a handkerchief and used a funny voice!
you don't get it. they go through your phone records. they fuckin' monitor everyone you called in the last--	I didn't use my name.
sorry.	You don't get it. They go through your phone records. They fuckin' monitor everyone you called in the last--
i told you no calls.	Sorry.
you told me no calls.	I told you no calls.
what'd i tell you?	You told me no calls.
i called from a payphone!	What'd I tell you?
what'd i tell you?	I called from a payphone!
i didn't use my name.	What'd I tell you?
what'd i tell you?	I didn't use my name.
i called my wife!	What'd I tell you?
jesus!	I called my wife!
look, my wife is understandably--	Jesus!
i mean did you call anyone.	Look, my wife is understandably--
what do you mean?	I mean did you call anyone.
did you call anyone?	What do you mean?
one-twenty.	Did you call anyone?
the price rises with the temperature and right now you're smokin'. but you're right, you should shop around and get the best price. i'll just let you out here.	One-twenty.
we said a hundred.	The price rises with the temperature and right now you're smokin'. But you're right, you should shop around and get the best price. I'll just let you out here.
i was worried about my hundred and twenty 'k'.	We said a hundred.
and you were worried about me. that's nice, i appreciate--	I was worried about my hundred and twenty 'K'.
i taped it off the 11 o'clock news.	And you were worried about me. That's nice, I appreciate--
you could knock on the door, you know, and i'd open it.	Move it.
get dressed. we're leaving.	You could knock on the door, you know, and I'd open it.
how many years have <u>you</u> been hiding from them? how many years have you been running?  what'd they do to you?	If you find something, chalk the Baltimore Sheraton mailbox and go to Temperanceville. It's South of Salisbury.  And take this.
i'll pay you.	They froze your accounts. Get outa my way.
and you won't. now move--	I'll pay you.
what if i find out what they're after. you know these people, i don't.	And you won't. Now move--
look, you gave me some work over the last year. we'll call it even.	What if I find out what they're after. You know these people, I don't.
what if--	Look, you gave me some work over the last year. We'll call it even.
hey, if you live another week i'll be impressed.	What if--
what am i gonna do?! i mean, like, for the rest of my <u>life</u>?!	Hey, if you live another week I'll be impressed.
no shit.	What am I gonna do?! I mean, like, for the rest of my <u>life</u>?!
i don't know <u>anything</u>.	No shit.
exposure. they can't have it. they wanna learn what you know and then deal with it.	I don't know <u>anything</u>.
i don't know what that--	Exposure. They can't have it. They wanna learn what you know and then deal with it.
they're spooks.	I don't know what that--
why don't they just identify themselves and tell me what they want?	They're spooks.
pal, you're cooked. it's over. what you did, who you were...that's done. i'd find a quiet job somewhere shoveling snow.	Why don't they just identify themselves and tell me what they want?
wait. what do i do?	Pal, you're cooked. It's over. What you did, who you were...that's done. I'd find a quiet job somewhere shoveling snow.
if i knew, they'd be after <u>me</u>. which they probably are right now. 'bye.	Wait. What do I do?
why are they after <u>me</u>?	If I knew, they'd be after <u>me</u>. Which they probably are right now. 'Bye.
it means the nsa can read the time off your wristwatch.	Why are they after <u>me</u>?
i don't know what that means.	It means the NSA can read the time off your wristwatch.
230 giga-hertz. they use that band for the aquacade spy-sat uplinks.	I don't know what that means.
i don't know what that means.	230 Giga-Hertz. They use that band for the Aquacade Spy-SAT uplinks.
like a lowjack, but two generations ahead of what the police use. it pulses at 230 giga-hertz.	I don't know what that means.
i don't know what that means.	Like a LowJack, but two generations ahead of what the police use. It pulses at 230 Giga-Hertz.
it's a sat-tracker.	I don't know what that means.
what <u>is</u> that?	It's a SAT-tracker.
i clipped this from your wheel well just before they towed your car away.	What <u>is</u> that?
yeah.	I clipped this from your wheel well just before they towed your car away.
you drive a black bmw, license plate srk1339?	Yeah.
wait.	You drive a black BMW, license plate SRK1339?
okay.	Wait.
you're crazy.	Okay.
yes.	You're crazy.
the nsa?	Yes.
that's who they are.	The NSA?
what do they have to do with this?	That's who they are.
you've heard of the national security agency?	What do they have to do with this?
who are they?	You've heard of the National Security Agency?
one of many people who would live a word with you.	Who are they?
who was that other guy?	One of many people who would live a word with you.
you knew the deal. no contact.	Who was that other guy?
the thing is...it really can't wait.	My name's Neil. Maybe I can help you.
jerry's on vacation 'till monday. i can give him the message when he gets back. that was patrick and the last name--	The thing is...it really can't wait.
it's pat cary. i work for senator sam albert and i was given jerry's name.	Jerry's on vacation 'till Monday. I can give him the message when he gets back. That was Patrick and the last name--
who's calling?	It's Pat Cary. I work for Senator Sam Albert and I was given Jerry's name.
is jerry delsano in?	Who's calling?
baudmore consultants.	Is Jerry Delsano in?
neil, thank you for your help.	Anytime.
with spy satellites. i don't like saying these things senator...	Neil, thank you for your help.
with what?	With spy satellites. I don't like saying these things Senator...
tracks your location to the inch and works directly with--you know...	With what?
oh my god.	Tracks your location to the inch and works directly with--you know...
i yanked this off your rv. it's a global positioning tracker.	Oh my God.
are you sure about this?	I yanked this off your RV. It's a Global Positioning Tracker.
fbi, cia, nsa, local cops.	Are you sure about this?
law enforcement?	FBI, CIA, NSA, local cops.
most of this stuff's only available to law enforcement.	Law enforcement?
what are you saying?	Most of this stuff's only available to law enforcement.
the thing is, senator, and i don't want to get in the middle of nothing, but--	What are you saying?
what do you mean? who can buy this kind of equipment.	The thing is, Senator, and I don't want to get in the middle of nothing, but--
ah, sir, you know, it's not for me to say.	What do you mean? Who can buy this kind of equipment.
well then who can?	Ah, sir, you know, it's not for me to say.
well, sir, i'm afraid it's not as simple as that. your average newspaper guy or hard copy lady or whatever, they can't buy this stuff.	Well then who can?
--don't think it could've gone any better. tell me, how's deb? how're my grandchildren?	A receiver tuned permanently to the Senator's phone.
oh, god, i <u>knew</u> it was stupid, i <u>knew</u> we'd get caught. but the gameboy was just <u>sitting</u> there. right on top of the bag. yes. yes. we took the gameboy out of the bag, but with every intention of putting it back.	You're a tough nut to crack, Dylan.
dylan, i was just asking eric if--	Oh, God, I <u>knew</u> it was stupid, I <u>knew</u> we'd get caught. But the Gameboy was just <u>sitting</u> there. Right on top of the bag. Yes. Yes. We took the GameBoy out of the bag, but with every intention of putting it back.
hey, mr. d., what's happenin'?	Dylan, I was just asking Eric if--
is it okay?	You got any money?
hi, mr. dean.	Hello. Hello, Maria.
for that matter, i think you will too.	Could you give me just a moment to talk to a friend of mine here? Not about this, but...Daniel?
listen, daniel, hang on one second.	For that matter, I think you will too.
i think she'll like this very much.	Listen, Daniel, hang on one second.
remain calm.	Okay.
thanks.	Remain calm.
i'll be right back.	Thanks.
eight.  size eight.	I'll be right back.
what size?	Eight.  Size eight.
pardon?	What size?
what size?	Pardon?
i'll say.	What size?
it's a little late for that.	I'll say.
i don't know anything about this. well, i mean, i know a <u>little</u> about--from a certain perspective. my point is, i don't want to do anything foolish.	It's a little late for that.
very good.	I don't know anything about this. Well, I mean, I know a <u>little</u> about--from a certain perspective. My point is, I don't want to do anything foolish.
is that good?	Very good.
how 'bout christian dior?	Is that good?
can you help me?	How 'bout Christian Dior?
it's okay. i think it's a wonderful gift.	Can you help me?
yes. i have her permission.	It's okay. I think it's a wonderful gift.
you'd like to buy your wife some lingerie as a christmas gift.	Yes. I have her permission.
i'm married to my wife...of several years...and i'd like to buy...as a christmas present...	You'd like to buy your wife some lingerie as a Christmas gift.
that's fine.	I'm married to my wife...of several years...and I'd like to buy...as a Christmas present...
i'm married.	That's fine.
do you see anything you like?	I'm married.
because my life is being ruined.	Daniel's life is already ruined. Maybe if you guys stopped thinking about yourselves for a change and--
why?	Because my life is being ruined.
well, i need to find out as much about daniel as possible.	Why?
<u>what's</u> your point.	Well, I need to find out as much about Daniel as possible.
that's my point.	<u>What's</u> your point.
<u>wildlife</u> footage, for god's sake. i don't see how he could've slipped you something that the fbi would be interested in.	That's my point.
i know, but--	<u>Wildlife</u> footage, for God's sake. I don't see how he could've slipped you something that the FBI would be interested in.
i don't know what's goin' on with zavitz, but that was way, <u>way</u> outa line.  you understand?	Yes sir.
i thought maybe it might be for rachel banks.	I don't know what's goin' on with Zavitz, but that was way, <u>way</u> outa line.  You understand?
<u>yes</u>, for my wife, what the hell kinds of questions are these.	I thought maybe it might be for Rachel Banks.
for your wife?	<u>Yes</u>, for my wife, what the hell kinds of questions are these.
to buy lingerie.	For your wife?
why'd you go to harrison's?	To buy lingerie.
no.	Why'd you go to Harrison's?
nobody gave you <u>anything</u>?	No.
not that i could see.	Nobody gave you <u>anything</u>?
was he with anyone?	Not that I could see.
no, sir.	Was he with anyone?
anything at all?	No, sir.
no.	Anything at all?
did he give you anything?	No.
i'm happy to help you all i can. but i didn't see the accident and i barely knew daniel zavitz. i've gotta go to work.	Did he give you anything?
we'd appreciate your cooperation.	I'm happy to help you all I can. But I didn't see the accident and I barely knew Daniel Zavitz. I've gotta go to work.
somebody took my blender.	We'd appreciate your cooperation.
why so edgy, mr. dean?	Somebody took my blender.
than why don't you talk to the bus driver?	Why so edgy, Mr. Dean?
i'm just trying to determine if mr. zavitz was involved in something more than a simple bus accident.	Than why don't you talk to the bus driver?
because i don't know.	I'm just trying to determine if Mr. Zavitz was involved in something more than a simple bus accident.
than why can't you tell me.	Because I don't know.
i'm not his attorney.	Than why can't you tell me.
are you invoking attorney/client privilege.	I'm not his attorney.
i can't.	Are you invoking attorney/client privilege.
you tell me.	I can't.
what kind of trouble.	You tell me.
mr. zavitz was in trouble.	What kind of trouble.
i'm no expert, but i'm assuming that the impact of a moving bus against his body caused--	Mr. Zavitz was in trouble.
about the accident.	I'm no expert, but I'm assuming that the impact of a moving bus against his body caused--
about what?	About the accident.
someone said you spoke to mr. zavitz before he died. i thought you might know something.	About what?
i was <u>in</u> the store, the accident was outside. it was a bus.	Someone said you spoke to Mr. Zavitz before he died. I thought you might know something.
you weren't at harrison's department store the night before--	I was <u>in</u> the store, the accident was outside. It was a bus.
that's 'cause i <u>wasn't</u> there.	You weren't at Harrison's Department Store the night before--
a police report.	That's 'cause I <u>wasn't</u> there.
a report?	A police report.
witnesses said you were there, but i notice you didn't file a report.	A report?
oh...yeah, i didn't see the accident.	Witnesses said you were there, but I notice you didn't file a report.
no, sir, i'm not involved with that. i'm doing a quick follow-up on a bus accident took place a few nights ago. your name keeps coming up.	Oh...yeah, I didn't see the accident.
the robbery.	No, sir, I'm not involved with that. I'm doing a quick follow-up on a bus accident took place a few nights ago. Your name keeps coming up.
your stuff?	The robbery.
hey, did you guys find my stuff?	Your stuff?
i'm sorry. detective morelos.	Hey, did you guys find my stuff?
thanks.  who are you?	I'm sorry. Detective Morelos.
i didn't want to bother you during your racquetball game.	Thanks.  Who are you?
yes?	I didn't want to bother you during your racquetball game.
a friend of mine. i don't know his real name. he's dead now.	You did good.
who?	A friend of mine. I don't know his real name. He's dead now.
yeah.  i wish you could've met...	Who?
i'm sorry about rachel.	Yeah.  I wish you could've met...
albert's gonna get me my job back.	I'm sorry about Rachel.
it's really over?	Albert's gonna get me my job back.
is it over?	It's over.
they're saying you killed that policeman.	That's gonna end tonight.
yeah.	They're saying you killed that policeman.
are you sure you're safe?	Yeah.
what is it?	Oh Christ.
...who root through...uh...presents, and...	What is it?
you're as bad as eric. i've got an entire family of people who root through--	...who root through...uh...presents, and...
i was missing you.	You're as bad as Eric. I've got an entire family of people who root through--
that was for christmas.	I was missing you.
the lingerie.	That was for Christmas.
you opened the thing?	The lingerie.
i opened the present you got me from harrison's.	You opened the thing?
that's okay.	I opened the present you got me from Harrison's.
i'm sorry i didn't believe you.	That's okay.
stacy...stacy...maybe now isn't the best time for the i-told-you-so speech.	I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
i <u>told</u> you they could do this. i <u>told</u> you they had this kind of capability and that with this anti- terrorism it would be just another--	Stacy...Stacy...maybe now isn't the best time for the I-Told-You-So speech.
stacy--	I <u>told</u> you they could do this. I <u>told</u> you they had this kind of capability and that with this anti- terrorism it would be just another--
good.	Stacy--
well...yeah.	Good.
does that hurt?	Well...yeah.
i was in a car chase and a small explosion. now listen to me: the nsa is behind this. they think that guy i told you about, daniel zavitz, they think zavitz gave me a tape or computer chip of some kind that could be damaging to them. so they're doing all these things <u>electronically</u>. the bank records, the surveillance. they're the ones who broke into the house. now i know there's no reason to believe me. but i love you. and i love our son. so just believe me anyway.  please.	Does that hurt?
what happened to your head?	I was in a car chase and a small explosion. Now listen to me: The NSA is behind this. They think that guy I told you about, Daniel Zavitz, they think Zavitz gave me a tape or computer chip of some kind that could be damaging to them. So they're doing all these things <u>electronically</u>. The bank records, the surveillance. They're the ones who broke into the house. Now I know there's no reason to believe me. But I love you. And I love our son. So just believe me anyway.  Please.
i don't think anybody wants the drapes, stacy, i think the drapes are okay.	What happened to your head?
this is my house. nobody's kicking me out of my house. i picked those drapes.	I don't think anybody wants the drapes, Stacy, I think the drapes are okay.
i wish you'd gone to your parents like i asked you.	This is my house. Nobody's kicking me out of my house. I picked those drapes.
just reporters.	I wish you'd gone to your parents like I asked you.
has anyone been by? police? fbi?	Just reporters.
yes.	Has anyone been by? Police? FBI?
is eric in school?	Yes.
stacy, somebody's trying to kill me. now goddamit--	My father's put me in touch with an attorney. He'll be--
this is science-fiction robert! the manager showed me the transfer notice with your signature on it.	Stacy, somebody's trying to kill me. Now goddamit--
it wasn't me.	This is science-fiction Robert! The manager showed me the transfer notice with your signature on it.
i went to the bank to see why. they said you emptied our accounts--	It wasn't me.
i know.	I went to the bank to see why. They said you emptied our accounts--
i went to the grocery store. my atm and credit cards didn't work. i couldn't buy food.	I know.
no, i was with her yesterday. i want you to take eric and go to our parents house. i want you to do it right now.	I went to the grocery store. My ATM and credit cards didn't work. I couldn't buy food.
was that doctored-up, too?	No, I was with her yesterday. I want you to take Eric and go to our parents house. I want you to do it right now.
i know, but listen--	Was that doctored-up, too?
i'm looking at a picture of you and rachel taken <u>yesterday</u>.	I know, but listen--
stacy--	I'm looking at a picture of you and Rachel taken <u>yesterday</u>.
do you know what i'm looking at robert?	Stacy--
stacy, don't hang up.	Do you know what I'm looking at Robert?
stacy--	Leave this house.
i think you should leave now, robert.	Stacy--
it's not a real picture, stacy, it's been doctored-up.	I think you should leave now, Robert.
oh, please--	It's not a real picture, Stacy, it's been doctored-up.
it's not real...  that's not me.	Oh, please--
the date stamp on the picture is last <u>month</u>. is that where you and rachel conduct business.	It's not real...  That's not me.
i didn't want you to be upset. i shouldn't have lied. stacy, there's nothing between me and rachel banks.	The date stamp on the picture is last <u>month</u>. Is that where you and Rachel conduct business.
you told me you weren't seeing her at <u>all</u>.	I didn't want you to be upset. I shouldn't have lied. Stacy, there's nothing between me and Rachel Banks.
i see her for business.	You told me you weren't seeing her at <u>all</u>.
you had an affair with this woman, robert, we went to a fucking <u>counselor</u> for a year.	I see her for business.
i know.	You had an affair with this woman, Robert, we went to a fucking <u>counselor</u> for a year.
i told you i didn't want you seeing her.	I know.
i have lunch with rachel once a month. she's my connection to an investigator.	I told you I didn't want you seeing her.
you <u>swore</u>!	I have lunch with Rachel once a month. She's my connection to an investigator.
yeah...look--	You <u>swore</u>!
"at the center of the investigation are well-known washington-area attorneys robert dean and rachel banks."	Yeah...look--
i've seen it.	"At the center of the investigation are well-known Washington-area attorneys Robert Dean and Rachel Banks."
"sources revealed an fbi investigation into a possible money laundering scheme that may have sent millions of dollars--	I've seen it.
it's not true.	"Sources revealed an FBI investigation into a possible money laundering scheme that may have sent millions of dollars--
robert--	It's not true.
stacy, i found out like this. this is the first i'm <u>hearing</u> of--	Robert--
how could you let me find out like this?	Stacy, I found out like this. This is the first I'm <u>hearing</u> of--
stacy?	How could you let me find out like this?
he's got his priorities?	There's just, clearly, some administrative snafu. I'm sure this is the worst of it.
well, you know--	He's got his priorities?
i don't understand why jerry couldn't clear this up.	Well, you know--
sorry.	It's okay.
no.	Sorry.
have you been working with rachel?	No.
honey, i don't like to talk about this stuff in front of eric.	Have you been working with Rachel?
yeah, but you said you've never met him. how did you--	Honey, I don't like to talk about this stuff in front of Eric.
a guy named brill. same guy as always.	Yeah, but you said you've never met him. How did you--
who did you work with to get the--	A guy named Brill. Same guy as always.
what do you mean?	Who did you work with to get the--
how'd you get the information on depinto?	What do you mean?
yeah.	How'd you get the information on DePinto?
bobby?	Yeah.
what'd you buy at harrison's?	A toaster. And no terrorist talk at dinner. You're spookin' the kids.
the thing is, when i saw him, it seemed like he wanted to tell me...  ...he was upset about something and he said...  doesn't matter now.  i'm gonna wash up.	What'd you buy at Harrison's?
i'm sorry.	The thing is, when I saw him, it seemed like he wanted to tell me...  ...he was upset about something and he said...  Doesn't matter now.  I'm gonna wash up.
in front of harrison's, he got hit by a bus. i knew him. the firm did some pro bono work for his organization a few years back.	I'm sorry.
what do you mean?	In front of Harrison's, he got hit by a bus. I knew him. The firm did some pro bono work for his organization a few years back.
i saw a man die.	What do you mean?
what?	I saw a man die.
something bad happened tonight.	What?
you're a lawyer. don't you care what's going on around you?	Something bad happened tonight.
i think you're taking it seriously enough for both of us.	You're a lawyer. Don't you care what's going on around you?
you should take this seriously.	I think you're taking it seriously enough for both of us.
right.	You should take this seriously.
we won't suspend the civil rights of the good people.	Right.
just for the criminals.	We won't suspend the civil rights of the good people.
so you tap everyone's phone? you use computers to probe financial records? new search and seizure laws?	Just for the criminals.
not a very good one, but--	So you tap everyone's phone? You use computers to probe financial records? New Search and Seizure laws?
bobby!	Not a very good one, but--
uh-oh.	Listen to him.
this guy's a fat-assed rotarian gasbag.	Uh-oh.
hey.	This guy's a fat-assed Rotarian gasbag.
i'm sure we can locate it for you, sir.	Don't count on it.
my suitcase is gone.	I'm sure we can locate it for you, sir.
sir?	My suitcase is gone.
my suitcase--	Sir?
maybe it's not connected yet.	Here, you can use this.
it's a brand new card.	Maybe it's not connected yet.
i'm sorry, sir, this card's been declined.	It's a brand new card.
i want to talk to a goddam lawyer.	Good news there, Mr. DePinto, you're talking to one.
that's probably not you in the picture. i tell you what, i'll just run the thing by the grand jury, see if they can't--	I want to talk to a goddam lawyer.
you're goddam right you jumped the gun.	That's probably not you in the picture. I tell you what, I'll just run the thing by the Grand Jury, see if they can't--
you're right, mr. depinto, and maybe i jumped the gun.	You're goddam right you jumped the gun.
this is fucked. you don't know <u>who's</u> in that--	You're right, Mr. DePinto, and maybe I jumped the gun.
that's not you having a whiskey sour with carmine morada.	This is fucked. You don't know <u>who's</u> in that--
you don't know who the fuck--	That's not you having a whiskey sour with Carmine Morada.
it's not?	You don't know who the fuck--
that ain't me.	It's not?
i've got photographs of you at the trenton ramada looking very--	That ain't me.
why the hell would i--	I've got photographs of you at the Trenton Ramada looking very--
i don't believe it is, no.	Why the hell would I--
is this a fuckin' joke?	I don't believe it is, no.
well, i was hoping you might stop by my office to swear out a criminal deposition against some of your friends and co-workers.	Is this a fuckin' joke?
what can i do for you?	Well, I was hoping you might stop by my office to swear out a criminal deposition against some of your friends and co-workers.
and then what?	I'll see if I can, you know, work things out.
oh.	My wife's Jewish. But that probably doesn't matter right now.
no, i meant i'm presbyterian.	Oh.
you didn't squeeze depinto?	No, I meant I'm Presbyterian.
actually, that's not true.	You didn't squeeze DePinto?
i'm sorry. i'm not sure i understand. you wanna fuckin' <u>what</u>?	I'd like to speak to someone about what's happening to me.
any idea what he looks like?	My guess is male, somewhere in his 40's or 50's.
you're a moron, you know that?	Yeah.
it's not me?	You're a moron, you know that?
what makes you think it's you?	It's not me?
i'm sorry about that.	What makes you think it's you?
i don't <u>have</u> a life, bobby. i'm in love with a married man.	I'm sorry about that.
what're you gonna do, rachel? you gonna sit in a bar in baltimore? you want your job back? you want a life?	I don't <u>have</u> a life, Bobby. I'm in love with a married man.
this conversation's over.	What're you gonna do, Rachel? You gonna sit in a bar in Baltimore? You want your job back? You want a life?
i <u>did</u> care how.	This conversation's over.
fuck you. when you needed information, i got it. you didn't care how.	I <u>did</u> care how.
goddammit, rachel, you assured me--	Fuck you. When you needed information, I got it. You didn't care how.
i've never met him?	Goddammit, Rachel, you assured me--
you have to.	I've never met him?
i can't.	You have to.
tell me about brill.	I can't.
how?	Tell me about Brill.
i'm gonna fix it.	How?
we're screwed.	I'm gonna fix it.
rachel--	We're screwed.
bullshit.	Rachel--
that's temporary.	Bullshit.
you don't work there anymore, bobby.	That's temporary.
my firm'll represent you. free of charge.	You don't work there anymore, Bobby.
for the last four years.	My firm'll represent you. Free of charge.
you being audited?	For the last four years.
the irs contacted me this morning. they say my lifestyle and receipts exceed my income.	You being audited?
i know.	The IRS contacted me this morning. They say my lifestyle and receipts exceed my income.
i gotta go.	Will you hang on just a second.
who's doing this?	I gotta go.
it's really not a good idea for me to be seen with you.	Who's doing this?
you got a minute?	It's really not a good idea for me to be seen with you.
good. you're just what i need right now.	You got a minute?
there are reporters wanting to know about my relationship with you and how long i've worked for the mob. the <u>mob</u>, bobby!	All right, look--
why?	There are reporters wanting to know about my relationship with you and how long I've worked for the mob. The <u>mob</u>, Bobby!
i got a call from my firm this morning saying don't come in.	Why?
eat your fish.	Mr. DePinto? My name's Robert Dean. I'm an attorney with Seth, Silverberg.
thank you.	Eat your fish.
i wouldn't let you. good luck with depinto.	Thank you.
how can i be sure.	I wouldn't let you. Good luck with DePinto.
you're not.	How can I be sure.
i just want to make sure i'm not breaking the law.	You're not.
he doesn't work that way.	I just want to make sure I'm not breaking the law.
i <u>like</u> our history. and i like you. i'd probably like <u>brill</u> if i ever got to--	He doesn't work that way.
someone with whom you don't have quite so personal a--	I <u>like</u> our history. And I like you. I'd probably like <u>Brill</u> if I ever got to--
why would i--	Someone with whom you don't have quite so personal a--
other than me.	Why would I--
other than brill.	Other than me.
i take a straight 15 percent. brill's fee varies with risk. perhaps you'd be more comfortable using someone else.	Other than Brill.
ten thousand cash. i don't know if it's brill's prices going up or your commission.	I take a straight 15 percent. Brill's fee varies with risk. Perhaps you'd be more comfortable using someone else.
so you've said.	Ten thousand cash. I don't know if it's Brill's prices going up or your commission.
yes.	So you've said.
brill?	Yes.
it's how he works.	Brill?
"soon". or at least sooner than never.	It's how he works.
what answer were you--	"Soon". Or at least sooner than never.
that wasn't the answer i was hoping for.	What answer were you--
never.	That wasn't the answer I was hoping for.
brill.	Never.
depinto?	Brill.
when do i get to meet him?	DePinto?
here's what you asked for. brill's note said it was everything you'd need to, shall we say, coax depinto--	When do I get to meet him?
not that much.	Here's what you asked for. Brill's note said it was everything you'd need to, shall we say, coax DePinto--
do you like fish?	Not that much.
i mean it tastes like every other fish i've ever had. every fish tastes the same.	Do you like fish?
it is fish.	I mean it tastes like every other fish I've ever had. Every fish tastes the same.
it tastes like fish.	It is fish.
how's the trout?	It tastes like fish.
we'd rather not--	Fuck you. You may have to--
otherwise you may have to what?	We'd rather not--
--otherwise we may have to--	Otherwise you may have to what?
he didn't <u>give</u> me--	--otherwise we may have to--
we'd rather not--	Fuck you. You may have to what?
otherwise you may have to what?	We'd rather not--
--otherwise we may have to--	Otherwise you may have to what?
he didn't <u>give</u> me--	--otherwise we may have to--
we'd like to recover any materials mr. zavitz may have given you--	He didn't <u>give</u> me--
if he passed me materials, i'd have them. i don't.	We'd like to recover any materials Mr. Zavitz may have given you--
we have good reason to believe that he passed you--	If he passed me materials, I'd have them. I don't.
you're wrong.	We have good reason to believe that he passed you--
we believe he did.	You're wrong.
he didn't.	We believe he did.
mr. zavitz was involved in an extortion scheme. we believe he passed you sensitive materials, possibly with your knowledge, and we need to--	He didn't.
i went through this with an investigator this morning. if i could--	Mr. Zavitz was involved in an extortion scheme. We believe he passed you sensitive materials, possibly with your knowledge, and we need to--
i'm an investigator with pro-tech security.	I went through this with an investigator this morning. If I could--
who <u>are</u> you people?	I'm an investigator with Pro-Tech Security.
we'd like to ask you some questions about daniel zavitz.	Who <u>are</u> you people?
yeah?	We'd like to ask you some questions about Daniel Zavitz.
seat 74.	You're Brill.
i don't <u>know</u> you, i don't <u>know</u> your name, i don't know <u>what</u> the hell you did for me except hang up on my wife and slam me into a wall, but i'm getting pretty fuckin' <u>sick</u> of this! get it?!	Seat 74.
forget me, forget what i did for you. don't <u>ever</u> mention my name or try to contact me again. get it?	I don't <u>know</u> you, I don't <u>know</u> your name, I don't know <u>what</u> the hell you did for me except hang up on my wife and slam me into a wall, but I'm getting pretty fuckin' <u>sick</u> of this! Get it?!
hey!	Forget me, forget what I did for you. Don't <u>ever</u> mention my name or try to contact me again. Get it?
my shoe?	Gimme the shoe.
your shoe.	My shoe?
shut the fuck up.	Your shoe.
jesus! what?! you want money?!	Shut the fuck up.
bobby--	Fuck off.
put david on it. he seems anxious to clear my name.	Bobby--
a leave of absence. until we've sorted this all out.	Put David on it. He seems anxious to clear my name.
you're firing me.	A leave of absence. Until we've sorted this all out.
well until we find, you're gonna have to take a leave of absence.	You're firing me.
maybe bellmoth. maybe the unions. i don't know.	Well until we find, you're gonna have to take a leave of absence.
who would do that?	Maybe Bellmoth. Maybe the unions. I don't know.
this is <u>bullshit</u>. someone's mixing up a bunch of half-truths to ruin me and to ruin my case.	Who would do that?
gentlemen--	This is <u>bullshit</u>. Someone's mixing up a bunch of half-truths to ruin me and to ruin my case.
what's his name?	Brill.
robert--	Gimme a week and four guys from litigation and I'll have the Post pleading with us not to sue for libel.
they claim you helped create a shell company for sam vollotti in zurich and that through your continuing relationship, the gambino family's been able to exert influence and provide false witnesses to discredit our case.	Oh, well, that's true.
i got a call this morning from a source i trust. the post is running a lead this afternoon about your involvement in the bellmoth investigation.	I don't under--
listen--	I got a call this morning from a source I trust. The Post is running a lead this afternoon about your involvement in the Bellmoth investigation.
diane, maybe you didn't hear mr. silverberg. they've got models that'll try on the garments.  thank you, sir.	Merry Christmas, son.
and may i ask what could possibly be more important than fawell oil v. u.s. environmental agency?	I have to go lingerie shopping.
god knows i would, sir, but i have a previous engagement this evening.	And may I ask what could possibly be more important than Fawell Oil v. U.S. Environmental Agency?
mr. dean--	My name's Bobby. I'm your lawyer. Don't do anything 'till I talk to you.
because they've been paid off by bellmoth.	Mr. Dean--
why would the union--	Because they've been paid off by Bellmoth.
the union's trying to railroad you into accepting terms worse than what you have now.	Why would the Union--
i don't under--	The Union's trying to railroad you into accepting terms worse than what you have now.
that's because your union bosses <u>are</u> those guido mother-fuckers.	I don't under--
i'm sorry, mr. dean. but larry's in st. lukes now, so i'm a little--i'm not myself. the union bosses say unless we take bellmoth's offer, it'll only get worse.	That's because your Union bosses <u>are</u> those Guido mother-fuckers.
l.t., in this office i'd prefer you say italian-americans.	I'm sorry, Mr. Dean. But Larry's in St. Lukes now, so I'm a little--I'm not myself. The Union bosses say unless we take Bellmoth's offer, it'll only get worse.
last night, larry spinks, he works the steel press, he goes to a bar with his wife rosalie to have a glass of chianti 'cause it's his birthday, and these two guys, these guido mother-fuckers, they jump him when he goes to the bathroom.	L.T., in this office I'd prefer you say Italian-Americans.
good point.	Last night, Larry Spinks, he works the Steel Press, he goes to a bar with his wife Rosalie to have a glass of chianti 'cause it's his birthday, and these two guys, these Guido mother-fuckers, they jump him when he goes to the bathroom.
well that's why i'm here, mr. dean. 'cause you're a labor lawyer.	Good point.
why?	Because she's reading the newspaper, you asshole.
she can't talk to you right now.	Why?
what are you talking--	She can't talk to you right now.
she doesn't want to talk to you.	What are you talking--
where's stacy?	She doesn't want to talk to you.
robert--	Where's Stacy?
alright!	No "900" numbers.
it's okay to use the phone.	Alright!
how long can you stay?	I'm not goin' anywhere, Eric. I live here.
yeah.	Did you take <u>anything</u>--anything at all--out of those Christmas bags I brought home last week.
men don't win fights with women, son, i'll tell you about that sometime, too. in the meantime, i've got a question for you, and it's incredibly important that you tell me the truth. under no circumstances will i be angry with you. this is a total get-out-of- jail-free card. ready?	Yeah.
who won the fight?	Men don't win fights with women, son, I'll tell you about that sometime, too. In the meantime, I've got a question for you, and it's incredibly important that you tell me the truth. Under no circumstances will I be angry with you. This is a total Get-Out-Of- Jail-Free card. Ready?
no. we're never getting a divorce. we were having a fight. it happens sometimes.	Who won the fight?
are you and mom getting a divorce?	No. We're never getting a divorce. We were having a fight. It happens sometimes.
having an adventure. i can't tell you about it right now, but i'll tell you about it soon.	Are you and mom getting a divorce?
where've you been?	Having an adventure. I can't tell you about it right now, but I'll tell you about it soon.
do i know you?	Where've you been?
dad!	Do I know you?
where's mom?	She's in the kitchen.
he's kidding.	Where's mom?
dad!	You staying for dinner?
in your dreams.	Dad!
really?	In your dreams.
sure, go ahead.	Really?
can i open 'em up?	Sure, go ahead.
some of 'em.	Can I open 'em up?
are those my christmas presents?	Some of 'em.
you're learning a cruel lesson.	Are those my Christmas presents?
excuse me, have any of you seen an eight year old boy, good looking, about yea-big.	Hi, dad.
yeah?	Go fuck yourself.
jerry?	Yeah?
turn yourself in.	Jerry?
yeah?	Turn yourself in.
bobby? piece of advice?	Yeah?
no. no, it's okay.	Bobby? Piece of advice?
i'm sorry, man.	No. No, it's okay.
so do i!	I'm sorry, man.
i have a family.	So do I!
go to 'em, jerry.	I have a family.
bobby, you're in way over your head.	Go to 'em, Jerry.
to the nsa. make a deal. tell 'em to stop. tell 'em i don't have what they're after. make a deal.	Bobby, you're in way over your head.
to the cops?	To the NSA. Make a deal. Tell 'em to stop. Tell 'em I don't have what they're after. Make a deal.
i won't <u>make</u> it to the police. they won't let me get there. you go.	To the cops?
you gotta let me bring you in to the police.	I won't <u>make</u> it to the police. They won't let me get there. You go.
no, i--	You gotta let me bring you in to the police.
no, listen to me. you gotta let me bring you in.	No, I--
you gotta--	No, listen to me. You gotta let me bring you in.
listen to me.	You gotta--
jerry--	Listen to me.
you're tired.	Jerry--
i don't know!	You're tired.
why would the nsa--	I don't know!
i don't know. i mean--	Why would the NSA--
why would they--	I don't know. I mean--
they're framing me.	Why would they--
bobby--	They're framing me.
my stuff's all over her apartment.	Bobby--
jesus.	My stuff's all over her apartment.
yes.	Jesus.
rachel's dead?	Yes.
they killed rachel.	Rachel's dead?
calm down.	They killed Rachel.
the nsa's doing this 'cause they think i have something. and they killed--	Calm down.
bobby--	The NSA's doing this 'cause they think I have something. And they killed--
it's the nsa. they're the ones doing this.	Bobby--
bobby--	It's the NSA. They're the ones doing this.
ssh!	Bobby--
christ!	Ssh!
jerry--	Christ!
i'm a labor lawyer. there are <u>always</u> mob ties.	Just be cool.
your bellmoth case. the fbi thinks there might be mob ties.	I'm a labor lawyer. There are <u>always</u> mob ties.
into what?	Your Bellmoth case. The FBI thinks there might be mob ties.
he's heard that it's escalated.	Into what?
an investigation? it was a bus accident.	He's heard that it's escalated.
the congressman's very happy to have your support, but he's heard that there's an investigation.	An investigation? It was a bus accident.
i wrote a check for a thousand dollars. you guys didn't have a table that was in the kitchen?	The Congressman's very happy to have your support, but he's heard that there's an investigation.
that's what i want to talk to you about?	I wrote a check for a thousand dollars. You guys didn't have a table that was in the kitchen?
table 122?	That's what I want to talk to you about?
can i talk to you a second?	Table 122?
they only took electrical appliances.	Serve the ball.
what?	They only took electrical appliances.
sounds like they didn't want anything that wasn't electric?	What?
no, but they took my blender.	Sounds like they didn't want anything that wasn't electric?
they didn't take the silverware?	No, but they took my blender.
i love my blender.	They didn't take the silverware?
the blender?	I love my blender.
they didn't take the jewelry. they took the computers. they took the big-screen tv, they took my blender.	The blender?
what about jewelry?	They didn't take the jewelry. They took the computers. They took the big-screen TV, they took my blender.
why don't you give 'em a call.	What about jewelry?
usually they take clothes.	Why don't you give 'em a call.
no.	Usually they take clothes.
you've got a bunch of armani suits, they didn't take 'em?	No.
no.	You've got a bunch of Armani suits, they didn't take 'em?
did they take your clothes?	No.
they took the espresso machine. the <i>espresso</i> machine, jerry! which makes sense, you know, because the crooks probably wanted to make themselves a latte before fencing the stereo.	Did they take your clothes?
are you still in crystal city?	Yeah, what's going on?
are you okay?	Are you still in Crystal City?
how can i reach you?	Are you okay?
tell me about it.	How can I reach you?
i need help.	Tell me about it.
i'm just doing some christmas shopping. it's for my wife, no kidding. though, this isn't the <i>main</i> present, it's just, you know, a little--	I need help.
yeah.	I'm just doing some Christmas shopping. It's for my wife, no kidding. Though, this isn't the <i>main</i> present, it's just, you know, a little--
it's been a few years.	Yeah.
bobby--	It's been a few years.
it's me, robert dean.  from seth, silverberg. i worked on--	Bobby--
you think there was a connection to--	Jesus! I just told you. I don't know.
i don't know.	You think there was a connection to--
was zavitz in trouble?	I don't know.
i honestly don't know.	Was Zavitz in trouble?
what does that have to do with you?	I honestly don't know.
he got hit by a bus.	What does that have to do with you?
yeah.	He got hit by a bus.
you remember daniel zavitz?	Yeah.
no. he said they were doing a credit check. are you refinancing a loan?	You remember Daniel Zavitz?
the police?	No. He said they were doing a credit check. Are you refinancing a loan?
dick burns got a phone call this morning from someone wanting information on you.	The police?
why not?	Because we, and our associates, have paid out hundreds of thousands of dollars to shyster lawyers like you, <u>because</u> of shyster lawyers like you, and we'd just as soon sit back and sip a beer while you get ass-banged by as many people as possible.
yes. but we can't.	Why not?
you would?	Yes. But we can't.
well we'd sure like to help you.	You would?
what is it you want?	Someone's trying to destroy my life, and I'd like to find out who.
zavitz had digital compression equipment. he could've downloaded into something. a disk, a chip, anything small enough to put in his pocket and run with. whatever he put it in, he dropped it in that bag.	Get it.
then what's your goddam opinion?	Zavitz had digital compression equipment. He could've downloaded into something. A disk, a chip, anything small enough to put in his pocket and run with. Whatever he put it in, he dropped it in that bag.
yes sir.	Then what's your goddam opinion?
i'm not asking you to say for certain. this is what you're trained to do, right?	Yes sir.
it's hard to say for certain, these things are--	I'm not asking you to say for certain. This is what you're trained to do, right?
what's your opinion?	It's hard to say for certain, these things are--
there are planes falling out of the sky, buildings blowing up. <i>american</i> buildings. <i>americans</i> getting bombs in the mail. what are we gonna do!?	We're not gonna hand you and your band of lunatics the keys to the kingdom. I'm not gonna sit in Congress and write a law that allows the NSA to point a camera and a microphone at anything they damn well feel like. And the next time you have something to say to me, we do it above-board, in my office, like everyone else. Now get outa my car, I've got a committee meeting on the hill.
you're gonna finger me as soft on terrorism? <i>terrorism,</i> you unconscionable asshole?	There are planes falling out of the sky, buildings blowing up. <i>American</i> buildings. <i>Americans</i> getting bombs in the mail. What are we gonna do!?
is that anyway to talk to an old school chum?	You're gonna finger me as soft on terrorism? <i>Terrorism,</i> you unconscionable asshole?
i said fuck you.	Is that anyway to talk to an old school chum?
what?	I said fuck you.
fuck you.	What?
it's a bi-partisan issue. everyone needs to swallow hard. no one, including you, wants to be fingered as the one obstructing efforts to crack down on terrorism, and--	Fuck you.
you didn't ask me to meet you 30 miles from my office for a bible study class.	It's a bi-partisan issue. Everyone needs to swallow hard. No one, including you, wants to be fingered as the one obstructing efforts to crack down on terrorism, and--
it means who's side are you on?	You didn't ask me to meet you 30 miles from my office for a Bible study class.
what the hell does it mean?	It means who's side are you on?
"i know thy works and thy labour and how thou canst not bear them that are evil. and thou hast tried them who say they are apostles and hast found them to be liars". revelations ii.	What the hell does it mean?
three minutes. we're going in light. myself and two others. everyone else is held back in reserve.	He walked right up to me in church. At the holiest time of the wear. He approached me in a sanctified place.  Kill him now.
what's your eta?	Three minutes. We're going in light. Myself and two others. Everyone else is held back in reserve.
not yet. he's near "m" and 34th. i've got an elsur unit on the scene now. a residential building. twelve units.	What's your ETA?
do you have visual?	Not yet. He's near "M" and 34th. I've got an ELSUR unit on the scene now. A residential building. Twelve units.
found him. kent island nailed the call five minutes ago. he's stationary.	Do you have visual?
we think it was on brill. if it was, it's destroyed now.	And if it wasn't?
what about the tape?	We think it was on Brill. If it was, it's destroyed now.
jones had to flee the scene before we could locate the second body.	What about the tape?
explain that.	Jones had to flee the scene before we could locate the second body.
we don't know.	Explain that.
what about--	We don't know.
if he's with lyle it means he's got resources.	Resources, that's a good point. He's got resources. All we've got is a <i>six-hundred billion dollar</i> <i>organization!</i> Now god<u>dammit</u>, Hicks, you find 'em. You find 'em and you end it now!
oh, let's assume that they have.	If he's with Lyle it means he's got resources.
if they've looked at the video.	Oh, let's assume that they have.
so they know everything.	If they've looked at the video.
and they have the video. that's confirmed.	So they know everything.
dean's with lyle.	And they have the video. That's confirmed.
no sir.	Dean's with Lyle.
you're kidding me.	No sir.
yes sir.	You're kidding me.
lyle?!	Yes sir.
well...his real name's edward lyle.	Lyle?!
we believe?	Well...his real name's Edward Lyle.
we found two sets of latent prints in the rubble of brill's studio. one was dean's. the other, we believe, belongs to brill.	We believe?
i just meant--	I don't care if he's Solomon with Saint Joseph sitting in his <u>lap</u>. I want the tape and I want him. Now is--
no, no, i'm sorry. i didn't realize you were hoping to be transferred to a weathership outside greenland.	I just meant--
sir--	No, no, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were hoping to be transferred to a weathership outside Greenland.
he's clever? he had help?  oh.	Sir--
he's clever. he had help.	He's clever? He had help?  Oh.
i sit on top of the greatest intelligence gathering organization in human history. why can't i bring in a man whose name <i>is in the</i> <i><u>fucking</i></u> <i><u>phonebook</i></u>?!	He's clever. He had help.
he had help.	Help from whom?  Christ.
30 minutes ago you said we had him. what in hell's goin' on out there?	He had help.
it was in his bag. now it's not.	Destroy his credibility before he goes public. Neutralize him. I don't want anyone listening to a word he has to say. Tell me about Rachel Banks.
hiding something?	It was in his bag. Now it's not.
he's arrogant and threatening. voice stress points suggest he's worrying.	Hiding something?
we'd have to--	Get it.
several indiscriminates and one primary who we've id'd as robert dean. a crystal city attorney.  mr. reynolds?  sir?	Contact COINTEL. Profile. Assess the threat. Then cross-check against Zavitz. Red-flag the intersects and anything we can exploit. Also NRO. Pull up the keyhole tapes. I need to own him. I need to own him <u>now</u>.
who?	Several indiscriminates and one primary who we've ID'd as Robert Dean. A Crystal City attorney.  Mr. Reynolds?  Sir?
he never made it to the newspaper, but there was private sector contact.	Who?
am i to understand--	He never made it to the newspaper, but there was private sector contact.
there was a transfer.	Am I to understand--
the originals?	There was a transfer.
we found the originals.	The originals?
what about the tapes?	We found the originals.
he's dead. an accident. hit by a bus.	What about the tapes?
what happened?	He's dead. An accident. Hit by a bus.
how'd you get in the building?	The door was open, sir. I just need a signature.
for daniel zavitz. i just need a signature.	How'd you get in the building?
federal express?	For Daniel Zavitz. I just need a signature.
federal express for 'zavitz'.	Federal Express?
yes?	Federal Express for 'Zavitz'.
it was pulsing on your sat frequencies.	I don't know what's going on, but if you people have tripped over your own asshole again, you're not gonna get any help from us. It's ending at your doorstep.
you have any idea what kind of position this--	He's carrying the damn <u>flag</u>.
this guy's carrying the <u>flag</u> for the damn terrorism bill. you think this is the best time to piss him off?	You have any idea what kind of position this--
the fuck do you have goin' on with sam albert?	This guy's carrying the <u>flag</u> for the damn terrorism bill. You think this is the best time to piss him off?
we're not stupid, reynolds.	The fuck do you have goin' on with Sam Albert?
now is that clear?	Yes sir.
yes sir.	Now is that clear?
then let's assume i don't.	Yes sir.
no.	Then let's assume I don't.
do i look like i want a tiny pizza?	No.
i also have tiny pizzas and mushrooms stuffed with--	Do I look like I want a tiny pizza?
no thank you.	I also have tiny pizzas and mushrooms stuffed with--
puffed cheese?	No thank you.
yes?	Puffed cheese?
tell me about your garden.	Our Garden, our garden - not so much the garden, but the copse alongside it, wild, a secret way plunging down to the shore and then nothing but water between you and France.  The Devil's Chimney it was called -  The Devil's Chimney, I don't know why.  Darling.  My darling.
every night i cut out my heart but in the morning it was full again.	Tell me about your garden.
i know.	Every night I cut out my heart but in the morning it was full again.
i'm sorry, katharine.	I know.
thank you.  will you bury geoffrey?  i know he's dead.	I'm sorry, Katharine.
and a good read.  don't waste it.	Thank you.  Will you bury Geoffrey?  I know he's dead.
i promise i'll come back.  i promise i'll never leave you.  and there's plenty of water and food. you can have a party.	And a good read.  Don't waste it.
do you promise?  i wouldn't want to die here.  i wouldn't want to die in the desert. i've always had a rather elaborate funeral in mind, with particular hymns.  very english.  and i know exactly where i want to be buried.  in our garden.  where i grew up. with a view of the sea.  so promise me you'll come back for you.	I promise I'll come back.  I promise I'll never leave you.  And there's plenty of water and food. You can have a party.
listen to me, katharine.  you've broken your ankle and i'm going to have to try and bind it.  i think your wrist might be broken, too - and some ribs, which is why it's hurting you to breathe.  i'm going to have to walk to el taj.  given all the traffic in the desert these days i should bump into one army or another before i reach there - or fenelon-barnes and his camel.  and then i'll be back and we'll be fine, and i'll never leave you.	Do you promise?  I wouldn't want to die here.  I wouldn't want to die in the desert. I've always had a rather elaborate funeral in mind, with particular hymns.  Very English.  And I know exactly where I want to be buried.  In our garden.  Where I grew up. With a view of the sea.  So promise me you'll come back for you.
oh dear.	Listen to me, Katharine.  You've broken your ankle and I'm going to have to try and bind it.  I think your wrist might be broken, too - and some ribs, which is why it's hurting you to breathe.  I'm going to have to walk to El Taj.  Given all the traffic in the desert these days I should bump into one army or another before I reach there - or Fenelon-Barnes and his camel.  And then I'll be back and we'll be fine, and I'll never leave you.
yes.  absolutely.	Oh dear.
shall we be all right?	Yes.  Absolutely.
i'm just going to find things for the fire.	Shall we be all right?
don't leave me!	I'm just going to find things for the fire.
i know.  i'm sorry.  i'll make a fire. i'll be back.	Don't leave me!
it's so cold.	I know.  I'm sorry.  I'll make a fire. I'll be back.
of course.  you idiot.  i always wear it. i've always worn it.  i've always loved you.	It's so cold.
you're wearing the thimble.	Of course.  You idiot.  I always wear it. I've always worn it.  I've always loved you.
you speak so many bloody languages and you never want to talk.	You're wearing the thimble.
don't talk.	You speak so many bloody languages and you never want to talk.
don't you know you drove everybody mad?	Don't talk.
what?	Don't you know you drove everybody mad?
why did you hate me?	What?
i know, darling, i'm sorry.	Why did you hate me?
it hurts too much.	I know, darling, I'm sorry.
we've got to get you out of here.	It hurts too much.
please don't move me.  it hurts too much.	We've got to get you out of here.
why did he bring you?	A surprise, he said.
i can't move.  i can't get out.	Why did he bring you?
katharine!  oh dear god, katharine - what are you doing here?	I can't move.  I can't get out.
dance with me.  i want to touch you. i want the things which are mine. which belong to me.	Do you think you're the only one who feels anything?  Is that what you think?
no.	Dance with me.  I want to touch you. I want the things which are mine. Which belong to me.
dance with me.	No.
you know why? he tries to hold her. she resists	Dance with me.
i've watched you - on verandahs, at garden parties, at the races - how can you stand there?  how can you ever smile?  as if your life hadn't capsized?	You know why? He tries to hold her. She resists
don't do this.	I've watched you - on verandahs, at Garden Parties, at the Races - how can you stand there?  How can you ever smile?  As if your life hadn't capsized?
is he next?  do you drag him into your little room?  where is it?  is this it?	Don't do this.
would you let me pass?	Is he next?  Do you drag him into your little room?  Where is it?  Is this it?
what?  what?  that boy, that little boy, you were holding his collar, gripping his collar, what for?	Would you let me pass?
what?	What?  What?  That boy, that little boy, you were holding his collar, gripping his collar, what for?
why did you hold his collar?	What?
i just wanted you to know. i'm not missing you yet. she nods, can't find this funny.	You will.  You will.
i just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into somebody we'll - and it will ill him.	Don't go over it again, please.
i'm not agreeing.  don't think i'm agreeing, because i'm not.	I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into somebody we'll - and it will ill him.
i'd better get back.  say goodbye here.	I'm not agreeing.  Don't think I'm agreeing, because I'm not.
shall we be all right?	Yes.  Yes.  Absolutely.
of course.  you didn't need to slap my face to make me feel as if you'd slapped my face.	Shall we be all right?
that day, had you followed me to the market?	Of course.  You didn't need to slap my face to make me feel as if you'd slapped my face.
i don't care to bargain.  it's full of saffron, just in case you think i'm giving it to you to encourage your sewing.	That day, had you followed me to the market?
this is a different world - is what i tell myself.  a different life. and here i am a different wife.	Yes.  A different wife.
madox knows, i think.  he's tried to warn me.  he keeps talking about anna karenina.  i think it's his idea of a man-to-man chat.  its my idea of a man-to-man chat.	This is a different world - is what I tell myself.  A different life. And here I am a different wife.
i thought we were against ownership?  i can stay tonight.	Madox knows, I think.  He's tried to warn me.  He keeps talking about Anna Karenina.  I think it's his idea of a man-to-man chat.  Its my idea of a man-to-man chat.
this - what's it called? - this place, i love it - this is mine!  i'm asking the king permission to call it the almasy bosphorous.	I thought we were against ownership?  I can stay tonight.
ouch!  see - you're always beating me..!	You bastard, I was believing you!
it's a long song - szerelem means loveand the story - there's a hungarian count, he's a wanderer, a fool.  for years he's on some kind of quest, who knows what? and then one day he falls under the spell of a mysterious english woman - a harpy - who beats him and hits him and he becomes her slave.  he sews her clothes, he worships the hem of -	Ouch!  See - you're always beating me..!
it's beautiful.  what's it about?	It's a long song - Szerelem means loveand the story - there's a Hungarian Count, he's a wanderer, a fool.  For years he's on some kind of quest, who knows what? And then one day he falls under the spell of a mysterious English woman - a harpy - who beats him and hits him and he becomes her slave.  He sews her clothes, he worships the hem of -
no, no, it's hungarian.  my daijka sang it to me.	It's beautiful.  What's it about?
arabic?	No, no, it's Hungarian.  My daijka sang it to me.
it's a folk song.	Arabic?
this is - what is this?	It's a folk song.
this is empty, just coming!	I'm trying to write with your taste in my mouth.  Swoon.  I'll catch you.
i can still taste you.	This is empty, just coming!
no.	I can't work.  I can't sleep. Lady Hampton calls impatiently.
say you're feeling faint - the sun.	No.
what?  no!	Say you're feeling faint - the sun.
say you're sick.	What?  No!
a lie.  what do you hate most?	Ownership.  Being owned.  When you leave, you should forget me.
what do you hate most?	A lie.  What do you hate most?
marmite - addicted!  baths - not with other people!  islands.  your handwriting.  i could go on all day.  my husband. almsy nods.	What do you hate most?
what else?	Marmite - addicted!  Baths - not with other people!  Islands.  Your handwriting.  I could go on all day.  My husband. Almsy nods.
what do i love?  i love rice pudding, and water, the fish in it, hedgehogs! the gardens at our house in freshwater - all my secret paths.	What else?
okay.  and what do you love? say everything.	What do I love?  I love rice pudding, and water, the fish in it, hedgehogs! The gardens at our house in Freshwater - all my secret paths.
now.	Okay.  And what do you love? Say everything.
when were you least happy?	Now.
now.	When were you least happy?
when were you most happy?	Now.
that makes it harder still.	When were you most happy?
a woman should never learn to sew, and if she can she should never admit to it.  close your eyes.	That makes it harder still.
you don't sew at all!	A woman should never learn to sew, and if she can she should never admit to it.  Close your eyes.
you sew very badly.	You don't sew at all!
good.	You sew very badly.
i'm impressed you can sew.	Good.
don't.	I believe you still have my book.
mrs. clifton - katharine turns, disgusted.	Don't.
will you please come in?	Mrs. Clifton - Katharine turns, disgusted.
no.	Will you please come in?
will you not come in?	No.
do they know them?	No, but I think I do.
and the marriage - is that a fiction?	No, the marriage isn't a fiction.
geoffrey's not in cairo.  he's not actually a buffoon.  and the plane wasn't a wedding present. it belongs to the british government.  they want aerial maps of the whole north africa. so i think he's in ethiopia.  in case you were counting on his sudden appearance.	And the marriage - is that a fiction?
water?  yes, we have water, we have a little in our can, we have water in the radiator which can be drunk. not at all cowardly, extremely practical.  come on, come on!  there's also a plant - i've never seen it but i'm told you can cut a piece the size of a heart from this plant and the next day it will be filled with a delicious liquid.	Find that plant.  Cut out its heart.
of course.  is it, am i a terrible coward to ask how much water we have?	Water?  Yes, we have water, we have a little in our can, we have water in the radiator which can be drunk. Not at all cowardly, extremely practical.  Come on, come on!  There's also a plant - I've never seen it but I'm told you can cut a piece the size of a heart from this plant and the next day it will be filled with a delicious liquid.
could i ask you, please, to paste you paintings into my book?  i should like to have them.  i should be honored.	Of course.  Is it, am I a terrible coward to ask how much water we have?
oh my god, the others!	Could I ask you, please, to paste you paintings into my book?  I should like to have them.  I should be honored.
madox will have calculated how many miles, they'll soon turn around.	Oh my God, the others!
fiction.  we had a house on that coast and it never rained blood. go on.  more.	All true.  Herodotus, your friend, tells of a wind - the Simoon - so evil that a nation declared war on it and marched out to fight it in full battle dress, their swords raised.
- there is the harmattan, a red wind. which mariners called the sea of darkness.  red sand from this wind has flown as far as the south coast of england, producing showers so dense they were mistaken for blood. almasy checks to see if katharine is still awake.	Fiction.  We had a house on that coast and it never rained blood. Go on.  More.
yes.  absolutely.	Yes is a comfort.  Absolutely is not.
shall we be all right?	Yes.  Absolutely.
no.	Shall we be all right?
this is not very good, is it?	No.
in an hour there will be no stars. the air is filling with sand.	This is not very good, is it?
they're so untidy.  i'm just trying to rearrange them.	In an hour there will be no stars. The air is filling with sand.
see what's happening to them - the stars.	They're so untidy.  I'm just trying to rearrange them.
what am i looking at?	See what's happening to them - the stars.
look over there.	What am I looking at?
i'm quite all right, thank you.	Look over there.
you should come into the shelter.	I'm quite all right, thank you.
and that would be unconscionable, i suppose, to feel any obligation? yes.  of course it would.	You should come into the shelter.
there's really no need.  this is just a scrapbook.  i should feel obliged.  thank you.	And that would be unconscionable, I suppose, to feel any obligation? Yes.  Of course it would.
i'd like you to have them.	There's really no need.  This is just a scrapbook.  I should feel obliged.  Thank you.
we took several photographs, there's no need.	I'd like you to have them.
i thought you might paste them into your book.	We took several photographs, there's no need.
what's this?	I thought you might paste them into your book.
i do not.	Ask Al Auf. Almsy asks Al Auf in Arabic.
you sing.  all the time.	I do not.
pardon?	You sing.  All the time.
actually, you sing.	Pardon?
be careful?  you mean you - or me? who?	Her or me?
he said - be careful.	Be careful?  You mean you - or me? Who?
what is he saying?  come on, what did he say?	He said - be careful.
sounds perfectly clear.  where does the ostrich come in?	The Ostrich is a detour.  A poor man hunts an ostrich, it's the method.  Nothing to do with Zerzura.  To catch an ostrich you must appear not to move.  The man finds a place where the ostrich feeds, a wadi, and stands where the ostrich can see him, on the horizon, and doesn't move, doesn't eat - otherwise the ostrich will run.  At nightfall, he moves, fifty, sixty yards.  When the ostrich comes the next day, the man is there, but he's nearer.  Haunting the ostrich.
a mountain curved like a woman's back, a plateau the shape of an ear.	Sounds perfectly clear.  Where does the Ostrich come in?
what do you mean, poetry?	A mountain curved like a woman's back, a plateau the shape of an ear.
this is an incredible story - about a man hunting an ostrich, he's been telling me about zerzura, he thinks he's been there, but his map, the route he's describing, he couldn't survive the journey now, but he's a poet, so his map is poetry - and now we're onto an ostrich.  i'm telling her your map is poetry. the arab shrugs.	What do you mean, poetry?
as the wife of one of our party.	So why follow me?  Escort me, by all means.  Following me is predatory, isn't it?
you felt obliged to.	As the wife of one of our party.
i was concerned.  as i said, women in that part of cairo, a european women, i felt obliged to.	You felt obliged to.
after the market, you followed me to the hotel.	I was concerned.  As I said, women in that part of Cairo, a European women, I felt obliged to.
excuse me?	After the market, you followed me to the hotel.
why did you follow me yesterday?	Excuse me?
i should be very happy to obtain the correct price for this.  i apologize if i appear abrupt.  i am rusty at social graces.  how do you find cairo?  did you visit the pyramids?	Excuse me.
i don't believe that.  i think you are insulted by me, somehow. you're a foreigner too, aren't you, here, in this market?	I should be very happy to obtain the correct price for this.  I apologize if I appear abrupt.  I am rusty at social graces.  How do you find Cairo?  Did you visit the Pyramids?
that insults them.	I don't believe that.  I think you are insulted by me, somehow. You're a foreigner too, aren't you, here, in this market?
i don't care to bargain.	That insults them.
this is not worth eight pounds, mrs. clifton.	I don't care to bargain.
i don't want to go back.	This is not worth eight pounds, Mrs. Clifton.
you've been cheated, don't worry, we'll take it back.	I don't want to go back.
excuse me?	You've been cheated, don't worry, we'll take it back.
which stall?	Excuse me?
seven pounds, eight, i suppose. why?	Which stall?
they don't see foreign women in this market.  how much did you pay?	Seven pounds, eight, I suppose. Why?
hello!  good morning.	They don't see foreign women in this market.  How much did you pay?
how much did you pay?	Hello!  Good morning.
daskylus	Yes, thank you, Gyges, son of Daskylus - Candaules said to him I don't think you believe me when I tell you how beautiful my wife is. And although Gyges replied he did find the Queen magnificent the King insisted he would find some way to prove beyond dispute that she was fairest of all women.  Do you all know this story?
i can't sing.  but i can tell a story.  i might need a prompt.  do you have your herodotus?  i've noticed you carry it	I'm sorry - what have you noticed?
isn't zerzura supposed to be protected by spirits who take on the shape of sandstorms?	What kind of fossils?
i wanted to meet a man who could write such a long paper with so few adjectives.	A thing is still a thing no matter what you place in front of it.  Big car, slow car, chauffeur-driven car, still a car.
thank you.	I wanted to meet a man who could write such a long paper with so few adjectives.
sorry, what's your point?	And the people here don't want us. Are you kidding?  The Egyptians are desperate to get rid of the Colonials  - isn't that right? Their best people get down on hands and knees begging to be spared a knighthood.  Isn't that right?
oops!  mustn't say international. dirty word.  filthy word.  his majesty! die fhrer!  il duce.	Sorry, what's your point?
it's geoffrey under this.	I haven't, no.  Sorry.
what?	It's Geoffrey under this.
have you seen katharine?	What?
very well.	Why are you people so threatened by a woman?!
i've known katharine since she was three, my aunt is her aunt, we were practically brother and sister before we were man and wife.  i think i'd know what is and what isn't too much for her.  i think she's know herself.	Very well.
all the same, i, were i you i would be concerned -	I've known Katharine since she was three, my aunt is her aunt, we were practically brother and sister before we were man and wife.  I think I'd know what is and what isn't too much for her.  I think she's know herself.
are you mad?  katharine loves it here. she told me yesterday.	All the same, I, were I you I would be concerned -
i think the desert is, it's - for a woman - it's very tough, i wonder if it's not too much for her.	Are you mad?  Katharine loves it here. She told me yesterday.
appropriate?	I think the desert is, it's - for a woman - it's very tough, I wonder if it's not too much for her.
clifton - your wife - do you think it's appropriate to leave her?	Appropriate?
you too.  good luck!	Clifton - your wife - do you think it's appropriate to leave her?
safe journey.	You too.  Good luck!
what kind of photographs?	Portraits.  The Brigadier, the Brigadier's wife, the Brigadier's dogs, the Brigadier at the Pyramids, the Brigadier breathing.
uxoriousness - that's my favorite kind of love.  excessive love of one's wife.	There you have me.
a broken car?	Still a car.
i understand you are agitated - perhaps you would like to sit down while i radio back to hq -	No!  NO!  Don't radio anybody, just give me the fucking jeep!
look, listen to me.  a woman is dying - my wife! - is dying seventy miles from here.  i have been walking for three days!  i don't want to spell my name, i want you to give me this jeep!	I understand you are agitated - perhaps you would like to sit down while I radio back to HQ -
almsy - would you mind just spelling that for me?  what nationality would that be?	Look, listen to me.  A woman is dying - my wife! - is dying seventy miles from here.  I have been walking for three days!  I don't want to spell my name, I want you to give me this jeep!
count laszlo de almsy. the officer is writing this down.  a glance at his corporal.	Almsy - would you mind just spelling that for me?  What nationality would that be?
right.  and what's your name, sir?	Count Laszlo de Almsy. The Officer is writing this down.  A glance at his Corporal.
am i not talking sense? -  forgive me, i'm, i've been walking, i've - there's a woman badly injured at gilf kebir, in the cave of swimmers.  i am a member of the royal geographical society.	Right.  And what's your name, sir?
if i could just see some identification.	Am I not talking sense? -  forgive me, I'm, I've been walking, I've - there's a woman badly injured at Gilf Kebir, in the Cave of Swimmers.  I am a member of the Royal Geographical Society.
what?	If I could just see some identification.
do you have your papers, sir?	What?
no, i'm not thinking clearly - i need a doctor too, to come with me, can i take this vehicle?  i'll pay, of course - and some morphine and  seventy miles - i can be back here by dusk.	Do you have your papers, sir?
i see.	No, I'm not thinking clearly - I need a doctor too, to come with me, can I take this vehicle?  I'll pay, of course - and some morphine and  Seventy miles - I can be back here by dusk.
i desperately need a jeep.  there's been an accident.	I see.
yes, of course.  so, golly, where have you come from?	I desperately need a jeep.  There's been an accident.
could i trouble you for some water?	Yes, of course.  So, golly, where have you come from?
good morning!	Could I trouble you for some water?
may god make safety your companion.	There is no God.  But I hope someone looks after you.
goodbye, my friend. they shake hands.	May God make safety your companion.
i have to teach myself not to read too much into everything.  comes of too long having to read so much into hardly anything at all.	Goodbye, my friend. They shake hands.
i'll leave the plane in the hangar at kufra oasis.  so if you need ithard to know how long one's talking about.  we might all be back in a month or two.	I have to teach myself not to read too much into everything.  Comes of too long having to read so much into hardly anything at all.
tomorrow afternoon.  don't worry. i'll be ready.	I'll leave the plane in the hangar at Kufra Oasis.  So if you need ithard to know how long one's talking about.  We might all be back in a month or two.
when's clifton picking you up?	Tomorrow afternoon.  Don't worry. I'll be ready.
yes.  it was.  thanks for the compass. i'll look after it for you.	When's Clifton picking you up?
we didn't care about countries. did we?  brits, arabs, hungarians, germans.  none of that mattered, did it?  it was something finer than that.	Yes.  It was.  Thanks for the compass. I'll look after it for you.
i told you so.	We didn't care about countries. Did we?  Brits, Arabs, Hungarians, Germans.  None of that mattered, did it?  It was something finer than that.
bermann thinks he'll be interned, poor fellow.  i'm going to do what i can, but  and d'ag turns out to be a great admirer of mussolini. so now you can say i told you so.	I told you so.
right.	Bermann thinks he'll be interned, poor fellow.  I'm going to do what I can, but  And D'Ag turns out to be a great admirer of Mussolini. So now you can say I told you so.
had a letter from my wife.  the wisteria is still out, which i'm looking forward to.  she says dorset is gripped with invasion fever.  wrong coast i should have thought, still	Right.
look, either shut up, or go home.	Absolutely right, shut up. Lashings of apologies all round.
i believe i'm rather late.	Good, we're all here?  A toast, to the International Sand club - may it soon resurface.
what do we find in the desert? arrow heads, spears.  in a war, if you own the desert, you own north africa.	Own the desert.
why do they care about our maps?	What do we find in the desert? Arrow heads, spears.  In a war, if you own the desert, you own North Africa.
don't be so bloody nave.  you know there's a war breaking out.  this arrived this morning.  by order of the british government - all international expeditions to be aborted by may 1939.	Why do they care about our maps?
what's the matter with you?	Don't be so bloody nave.  You know there's a war breaking out.  This arrived this morning.  By order of the British Government - all International Expeditions to be aborted by May 1939.
those maps belong to his majesty's government.  they're confidential. they shouldn't be left lying around for any tom, dick or mary to have sight of.	What's the matter with you?
in my room.	Those maps belong to His Majesty's Government.  They're confidential. They shouldn't be left lying around for any Tom, Dick or Mary to have sight of.
and where are the expedition maps?	In my room.
which we've overflown twice.	Which we couldn't explore because of rocks, because of cross-winds, it's sloppy.  And here - and here - we could be staring at Zerzura.
no, because you can't see from the air! if you could explore from the air life would be very simple!  look!  what is that?  is that a wadi? that whole spur is a real possibility	Which we've overflown twice.
and i'm telling you there's nothing there to explore.	No, because you can't see from the air! If you could explore from the air life would be very simple!  Look!  What is that?  Is that a wadi? That whole spur is a real possibility
try to get a second radiator, we'll bury it between here and the pottery hill. and a better jack. we planned badly.	Bermann!
i'll be back as quick as i can. thirty-six hours at the outside.	Try to get a second radiator, we'll bury it between here and the Pottery Hill. And a better jack. We planned badly.
i was talking about the girl.	Cut the ropes.  I left a note, on his blanket.  At the next Geographical Society I shall await with great interest the announcement of the Fenelon-Barnes Slave Knot.  The Girl wouldn't leave, of course.  Her father had sold her for a camel. He turns over the propeller, the engine cranks up.
i looked at them.  they're shrubs, small trees.  exquisite.  and fossilized, rock hard. he walks away to the nose of the plane.	I was talking about the girl.
what did you do?	I looked at them.  They're shrubs, small trees.  Exquisite.  And fossilized, rock hard. He walks away to the nose of the plane.
her hands and feet were tied.	What did you do?
you shouldn't go into another man's tent. it's inexcusable.	Her hands and feet were tied.
looking for the fossils.  why should we wait until we're in london?  this girl was probably twelve years old.	You shouldn't go into another man's tent. It's inexcusable.
what did you think you were doing in his tent?	Looking for the fossils.  Why should we wait until we're in London?  This girl was probably twelve years old.
fritz?  what are you talking about? who's fritz?	That's your name innit?  Count Fucking Arsehole Von Bismarck? What's that supposed to be then, Irish?
listen, fritz, if i have to listen to another word from you i'll give you a fucking good hiding.	Fritz?  What are you talking about? Who's Fritz?
please - i beg you, i beg you, i beg you, please listen to me, this is a terrible mistake. just stop, please, and listen to me.  my wife is dying.	Listen, Fritz, if I have to listen to another word from you I'll give you a fucking good hiding.
shut-up!	Please - I beg you, I beg you, I beg you, please listen to me, this is a terrible mistake. Just stop, please, and listen to me.  My wife is dying.
hey!  hey!  stop this jeep!  let me out of here - there's a woman dying, there's a woman dying while i'm - hey!	Shut-up!
would it? she kisses him, very softly, on the lips.	Thank you.
just kiss me.  it would mean such a lot to me.	Would it? She kisses him, very softly, on the lips.
no, i'll get you some tea. wait till you're in naples.  you'll find a girl there.	Just kiss me.  It would mean such a lot to me.
your leg will be fine.  a lot of shrapnel came out - i saved you the pieces.	You're the prettiest girl I ever saw.
okay.	Your leg will be fine.  A lot of shrapnel came out - I saved you the pieces.
how are you?	Okay.
go!  hey!  go! caravaggio is in terror.	Oh Jesus.  Oh Jesus Christ.
or was it toronto?	Don't cut me.  Come on.
don't cut me.	Or was it Toronto?
well, you must know.  you were brought up libya, yes?	Don't cut me.
why is there so much nose?  i can't hear myself think!  look - give me something.  so we can all get out of this room.  a name.  a code.  it's too hot.	I slept with the girl.  I've got a wife in Tripoli.  A girl comes up and points at you, you only see trouble.
we don't have a doctor, but we do have a nurse.	A nurse?  Well, sure, a nurse is great. A nurse?  Great.
yes, i've been asking for weeks, a month, i don't know, also my leg was -	We don't have a doctor, but we do have a nurse.
it's impossible.  i was buying or selling something.  i've been to cairo many times.	You are a Canadian spy working for the Allies.  Code-name Moose.
it is you.  this was taken in cairo at british headquarters - july 41. and so was this - august 41.  and this -february 42.	It's impossible.  I was buying or selling something.  I've been to Cairo many times.
i don't know.	It is you.  This was taken in Cairo at British Headquarters - July 41. And so was this - August 41.  And this -February 42.
is this you?	I don't know.
i keep explaining.  you've got the wrong man.  my name is bellini - antonio bellini.  bellini, caravaggio, both painters, i think that is confusing you.	Is this you?
petty thief, six months imprisonment kingston penitentiary, 1937.	I keep explaining.  You've got the wrong man.  My name is Bellini - Antonio Bellini.  Bellini, Caravaggio, both painters, I think that is confusing you.
no.	Petty thief, six months imprisonment Kingston Penitentiary, 1937.
david caravaggio.	No.
she can take you as far as florence.	I can get in the back.
buon' giorno.	She can take you as far as Florence.
well, then ask him his name!	What's happened?  Kip!  What's happening? Don't shoot, please, don't shoot anybody.
i think that's called looting.	No-one should own music.  The real question is who wrote the song?
i liberated it.	I think that's called looting.
where did you find that?	I liberated it.
ask him.  ask your saint who he is. ask him who he's killed.	Please don't creep around this house.
i don't know what that means.	Ask him.  Ask your saint who he is. Ask him who he's killed.
i'm one of his ghosts and he wouldn't even know.  it's like he slammed a door in cairo and it trapped my fucking hands in tobruk.	I don't know what that means.
what?  how could he have?  when?	I'm one of his ghosts and he wouldn't even know.  It's like he slammed a door in Cairo and it trapped my fucking hands in Tobruk.
what if i told you he did this to me?	What?  How could he have?  When?
ask him.	What if I told you he did this to me?
who are his ghosts?	Ask him.
i'm not in love with him.  i'm in love with ghosts.  and so is he. he's in love with ghosts.	Who are his ghosts?
you have to protect yourself from sadness.  this is the thing i've learned.  you're in love with him, aren't you? your patient.  do you think he's a saint or something?  because of the way he looks?  i don't think he is.	I'm not in love with him.  I'm in love with ghosts.  And so is he. He's in love with ghosts.
i'll have some of your water.  it's hot.	You have to protect yourself from sadness.  This is the thing I've learned.  You're in love with him, aren't you? Your patient.  Do you think he's a saint or something?  Because of the way he looks?  I don't think he is.
don't touch me if you're going to try and fuck me.	I'll have some of your water.  It's hot.
hana?  hana?  are you alright?	Don't touch me if you're going to try and fuck me.
what do you do?  what are you doing here?	Some gave me a dress.  You know what's great?  What I'm learning? You win a war and you not only gain the miles you get the moral ground. Everywhere I go, we're in the right. I like that.
you should be happy.  what were you going to do for him when it ran out? he pulls out more phials from his jacket.	What do you do?  What are you doing here?
it's a week.  we didn't know where you were - or if you coming back, or -	You should be happy.  What were you going to do for him when it ran out? He pulls out more phials from his jacket.
can you cook the rabbit or will you try and bring that back to life?	It's a week.  We didn't know where you were - or if you coming back, or -
i could help you.  i could get you off that.	Can you cook the rabbit or will you try and bring that back to life?
rabbit hunting.	I could help you.  I could get you off that.
where've you been?	Rabbit hunting.
supper. hana calls after him.	Where've you been?
because we're fine here.  i don't know what mary told you about me, but i don't need company, i don't need to be looked at.	Fine.  I'm not looking.
i'm okay.  look, it's a big house. we needn't disturb each other.  i can shoot a pistol!  i'll sleep in the stables.  i don't care where i sleep.  i don't sleep.	Because we're fine here.  I don't know what Mary told you about me, but I don't need company, I don't need to be looked at.
if you said yes i would have had a reason.  you should let me redress those bandages.  before you go.	I'm okay.  Look, it's a big house. We needn't disturb each other.  I can shoot a pistol!  I'll sleep in the stables.  I don't care where I sleep.  I don't sleep.
no.	If you said yes I would have had a reason.  You should let me redress those bandages.  Before you go.
so you can shoot a pistol?	No.
i'd like to stay.  that's the long and short of it.  i mean, you know blah-blah if it's convenient, if there's room blah-blah-blah.  i have to do some work here -i speak the language. there are partisans to be -  -we embrace them and see if we can relieve them of their weapons, you know - while we hug.  i was a thief, so they think i'd be good at that.	So you can shoot a pistol?
so was my patient.	I'd like to stay.  That's the long and short of it.  I mean, you know blah-blah if it's convenient, if there's room blah-blah-blah.  I have to do some work here -I speak the language. There are Partisans to be -  -we embrace them and see if we can relieve them of their weapons, you know - while we hug.  I was a thief, so they think I'd be good at that.
yeah, for a while.	So was my Patient.
you were in africa?	Yeah, for a while.
they're fresh.  i haven't eaten an egg inhave you noticed there are chickens? you get chickens in italy but no eggs. in africa there were always eggs, but never chickens. who separates them?	You were in Africa?
i met your friend mary.  she said i should stop and see if you were okay. apparently we're neighbors - my house is two blocks from yours in montreal. cabot, north of laurier.  bonjour.	Bonjour.
what do you want?	I met your friend Mary.  She said I should stop and see if you were okay. Apparently we're neighbors - my house is two blocks from yours in Montreal. Cabot, north of Laurier.  Bonjour.
are you hana?	What do you want?
buon' giorno! hana turns, startled and suspicious.	Are you Hana?
you can't kill me.  i died years ago.	No, now I can't kill you.
you get to the morning and the poison leaks away, doesn't it? black nights, fucking black nights, when you want to howl like a dog. i thought i would kill you.  you killed my friends, you ruined my hands.  but the girl was always here, like some guardian angel.	You can't kill me.  I died years ago.
yes, i got back there finally to keep my promise.  to come back for her. and then of course i couldn't i couldn't even do that properly.	You get to the morning and the poison leaks away, doesn't it? Black nights, fucking black nights, when you want to howl like a dog. I thought I would kill you.  You killed my friends, you ruined my hands.  But the girl was always here, like some Guardian Angel.
and did you never see katharine? you never got back to the cave?	Yes, I got back there finally to keep my promise.  To come back for her. And then of course I couldn't I couldn't even do that properly.
but you were among the british, they were your friends - why betray them?	Is that what you thought?  That I betrayed the British?  The British betrayed me.  The British betrayed me.
thousands of people did die, just different people.	But you were among the British, they were your friends - why betray them?
there was a result to what you did. it wasn't just another expedition.  it did this.  if the british hadn't unearthed your nosey photographer in cairo thousands of people could have died.	Thousands of people did die, just different people.
the rest meant nothing to me.	There was a result to what you did. It wasn't just another expedition.  It did this.  If the British hadn't unearthed your nosey photographer in Cairo thousands of people could have died.
what did you say?	The rest meant nothing to me.
i had to get back to the desert. i made a promise.  the rest meant nothing to me.	What did you say?
you were the only man who knew the desert well enough, the only man who would cross seventeen hundred miles of nothing.	I had to get back to the desert. I made a promise.  The rest meant nothing to me.
and you thought you'd come and settle the score?	You were the only man who knew the desert well enough, the only man who would cross seventeen hundred miles of nothing.
before you went over to the germans, before you got rommel's spy across the desert and inside british headquarters. he took some pretty good photographs - i saw mine in that torture room in tobruk, so they made an impression.	And you thought you'd come and settle the score?
i see.	Before you went over to the Germans, before you got Rommel's spy across the desert and inside British headquarters. He took some pretty good photographs - I saw mine in that torture room in Tobruk, so they made an impression.
i'd seen you writing in that book. at the embassy in cairo, when i had thumbs and you had a face. and a name.	I see.
me?	I'd seen you writing in that book. At the Embassy in Cairo, when I had thumbs and you had a face. And a name.
so, i come across the hospital convoy  i was looking for this stuff, and some nurse, mary, hana's friend, tells me about you and hana, hiding in a monastery, in purdah, whatever it is - retreat -  how you'd come in from the desert and you were burned and you didn't know your name but you knew the words to every song there was and you had one possession -  - a copy of herodotus - and it was full of letters and cuttings, and then i knew it must be you.	Me?
we shall miss you.	So, I come across the Hospital Convoy  I was looking for this stuff, and some nurse, Mary, Hana's friend, tells me about you and Hana, hiding in a monastery, in purdah, whatever it is - retreat -  how you'd come in from the Desert and you were burned and you didn't know your name but you knew the words to every song there was and you had one possession -  - a copy of Herodotus - and it was full of letters and cuttings, and then I knew it must be you.
there are going to be trials, they want me to interpret, don't they know i'm allergic to courtrooms?	We shall miss you.
hana tells me you're leaving.	There are going to be trials, they want me to interpret, don't they know I'm allergic to courtrooms?
what?  you and madox?  or you and katharine clifton?	What?
well, anything you do is likely to be fatal, so you know -	Very true!
i've had a drink.  fatal.	Well, anything you do is likely to be fatal, so you know -
have a drink.	I've had a drink.  Fatal.
top hat.	Is there a song you don't know?
for?	Top Hat.
irving berlin.	For?
thought you'd never wake up!	What? Hana comes in, sleepily, frowns at the gramophone.
first wedding anniversary - what do you call it?	I don't know.  Paper.  Is it? Paper?  I don't remember.
moose.	First wedding anniversary - what do you call it?
is it you?  if i said moose i look different, fuck, why shouldn't you?	Moose.
i don't even know if it is my book. the bedouin found it in the plane, in the wreckage.  it's mine now. i heard your breathing and thought it might be rain. i'm dying for rain - of course i'm dying anyway - but i long to feel rain on my face.	Is it you?  If I said Moose I look different, fuck, why shouldn't you?
why do i feel if i had your book i would know everything?	I don't even know if it is my book. The Bedouin found it in the plane, in the wreckage.  It's mine now. I heard your breathing and thought it might be rain. I'm dying for rain - of course I'm dying anyway - but I long to feel rain on my face.
i can't hide anymore.  i breathe like a dog.  i lose my balance.  stealing's got harder. caravaggio stares at the herodotus.	Why do I feel if I had your book I would know everything?
are you outside? a beat and then caravaggio shuffles in.  like an old boxer.	I can't hide anymore.  I breathe like a dog.  I lose my balance.  Stealing's got harder. Caravaggio stares at the Herodotus.
i told her you would never invent such a preposterous name.	I told her you can forget everything but you never forget your name.
and you've forgotten yours.	I told her you would never invent such a preposterous name.
me?  you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy.  so - caravaggio - hana thinks you invented your name.	And you've forgotten yours.
are you planning to be the exception?	Me?  You've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy.  So - Caravaggio - Hana thinks you invented your name.
i think anybody she ever loves tends to die on her.	Are you planning to be the exception?
oh, all over.	All over?  I kept trying to cover a very modest portion and still failed.  Are you leaving us?  Now's our opportunity to swap war wounds.
i understand you were in africa. whereabouts?	Oh, all over.
thief, i think, is more accurate.	I understand you were in Africa. Whereabouts?
finally!  so you're our canadian pickpocket?	Thief, I think, is more accurate.
hello.	Finally!  So you're our Canadian pickpocket?
what?	Marzipan!  I think you've got marzipan in your hair.  No wonder you're homesick.
i do so love you.  what do you smell of?	What?
geoffrey, you do so love putting on a disguise.	I do so love you.  What do you smell of?
sweetheart, you know we can't go home, there might be a war.	Geoffrey, you do so love putting on a disguise.
can't we really go home?  i can't breathe. aren't you dying for green, anything green, or rain, wouldn't you die to feel rain on your face? it's christmas and it's all - i don't know - if you asked me i'd go home tomorrow.  if you wanted.	Sweetheart, you know we can't go home, there might be a war.
sweltering.  come on, i'll take you home.	Can't we really go home?  I can't breathe. Aren't you dying for green, anything green, or rain, wouldn't you die to feel rain on your face? It's Christmas and it's all - I don't know - if you asked me I'd go home tomorrow.  If you wanted.
aren't you?	Sweltering.  Come on, I'll take you home.
right.	Aren't you?
i'm not pregnant.  i'm hot.  i'm too hot.	Right.
lady h said she thought you might be -	I'm not pregnant.  I'm hot.  I'm too hot.
i'm fine.  i got hot.	Lady H said she thought you might be -
darling, i just heard.  you poor sausage, are you all right?	I'm fine.  I got hot.
oh.	But finally able to explore the Cairo night-life. I shall produce an authoritative guide to the Zinc Bars and - I want to say Harems - am I in the right country for Harems?
well look, if nobody minds, truly, then i suppose - i shall, of course, be bereft	Oh.
why do you think?  about my staying?	Well look, if nobody minds, truly, then I suppose - I shall, of course, be bereft
darling, for goodness' sake!	Well, she is!
i was just saying, i'm going to cable downing street, see if i can't stir up a few shillings - katharine's mother and the pm's wife are best -	Darling, for goodness' sake!
the team is in mourning, darling.	Oh really?
but then the queen looked up and saw gyges concealed in the shadows. and though she said nothing, she shuddered. the next day she sent for gyges and challenged him.  and hearing his story, she said this -	Off with his head!
did katharine say? - geoffrey has to fly back to cairo.	Have to return the favor - take a few photographs for the army.
to arm-twisting.	Did Katharine say? - Geoffrey has to fly back to Cairo.
and a special thank you to geoffrey and katharine, without whose fund raising heroics we should still be kicking our heels. they toast the cliftons.	To arm-twisting.
good heavens, are you married, madox?	Very much so.  We are all, save my friend here.
oh no, really.  she has her book.	I won't hear of it.  None of us will.
of course.  well, we should all go out onto the terrace.	Oh no, really.  She has her book.
apprentices.	This is Clive Fenelon-Barnes.
i think you know all of us, except for geoffrey and katharine clifton, who've recently come out from england.	Apprentices.
isn't it?  wedding present from katharine's parents.  i'm calling it rupert bear.  hello.  geoffrey clifton.	We can finally consign my old bird to the scrapheap. Almsy smiles and walks on towards the others.
marvelous plane.  did you look?	Isn't it?  Wedding present from Katharine's parents.  I'm calling it Rupert Bear.  Hello.  Geoffrey Clifton.
never heard of it.	That was a dance we invented at the International Sand Club.
who knows the bosphorus hug?	Never heard of it.
why don't you go?  you should sleep.	Would you like me to?
you'd better be.	Don't depend on it.  Will you? That little bit of air, each day there's less of it, which is al right, which is quite all right.
i'm still here.	You'd better be.
hey! -	- to her cooking.
hana was just telling me that you were indifferent -	Hey! -
i don't think it's indifference.	Hana was just telling me that you were indifferent -
i don't think it does.  anyway, he's indifferent to me.	I don't think it's indifference.
you like him, don't you?  your voice changes.	I don't think it does.  Anyway, he's indifferent to me.
arguing about books.	Condensed milk - one of the truly great inventions.
i've been told that before.	Kip's another one.
good morning.  did you know that?  you're always singing?	I've been told that before.
they have to clear all the local roads of mines.  that's a big job. they won't stay in the house. they're putting up their tent in the garden.	In that case, I suppose we can't charge.
we should charge!  doesn't anyone have a job to do?	They have to clear all the local roads of mines.  That's a big job. They won't stay in the house. They're putting up their tent in the garden.
with his sergeant.  a mr. hardy.	We should charge!  Doesn't anyone have a job to do?
why?  is he staying?	With his Sergeant.  A Mr. Hardy.
i liked it better when there were just the two of us.	Why?  Is he staying?
my mother always told me i would summon my husband by playing the piano.	I liked it better when there were just the two of us.
really?  that's sudden.	My mother always told me I would summon my husband by playing the piano.
i'll probably marry him.	Really?  That's sudden.
sikh.  if he wears a turban, he's a sikh.	I'll probably marry him.
he wants us to move out, says there could be fifty more mines in the building. he thinks i'm mad because i laughed at him.  he's indian, he wears a turban.	Sikh.  If he wears a turban, he's a Sikh.
tell me about this, this is in your handwriting - december 22nd - betrayals in war are childlike compared with our betrayals during peace.  new lovers are nervous and tender, but smash everything - for the heart is an organ of fire  i love that, i believe that.  who is k?	K is for Katharine.
could i ask you to move?  i'm sorry - but when you turn, the sheets, i can't really bear the sheets moving over me. sorry.	Yes, of course, I'm so sorry. Stupid of me. Hana gets up, upset to have hurt him.
he keeps asking me questions about you. do you know him?  do you recognize him?	Do I recognize him?  I recognize what he is. I like him.  He's Canadian.  He can read Italian.  He can catch rabbits.
that's a different dress.	He keeps asking me questions about you. Do you know him?  Do you recognize him?
he came back, he says he caught a rabbit.  i'm cooking it.	That's a different dress.
something smells so rich.  my stomach is heaving -	He came back, he says he caught a rabbit.  I'm cooking it.
this is captain mcgann.	Please, don't waste your time on pleasantries -
thank you.  thank you.	This is Captain McGann.
well then - yes.  of course.	Thank you.  Thank you.
no, i can't go, but if it, if you weren't offended, it would be very good of you to allow us - every other cabin is crammed. this is as private as we'll get.	Well then - yes.  Of course.
just go off.  i'll be quite all right.	No, I can't go, but if it, if you weren't offended, it would be very good of you to allow us - every other cabin is crammed. This is as private as we'll get.
he's going back to the front this evening.  i can't see him otherwise.	Just go off.  I'll be quite all right.
your friend?	He's going back to the front this evening.  I can't see him otherwise.
can i ask - my friend, can he come in? just for a few minutes?	Your friend?
yes?	Can I ask - my friend, can he come in? Just for a few minutes?
excuse me -	Yes?
me?  he can't.  i'm already disturbed.	He won't disturb us then.  I think he's after morphine.  There's a war.  Where you come from becomes important.  And besides - we're vulnerable here. I keep hearing noises in the night. Voices.
he needn't disturb you.	Me?  He can't.  I'm already disturbed.
why are people always so happy when they collide with someone from the same place?  what happened in montreal when you passed a man in the street - did you invite him to live with you?	He needn't disturb you.
he's canadian.	Why are people always so happy when they collide with someone from the same place?  What happened in Montreal when you passed a man in the street - did you invite him to live with you?
why?  can he lay eggs?	He's Canadian.
there's a man downstairs.  he brought us eggs.  he might stay.	Why?  Can he lay eggs?
why are you so determined to keep me alive?	Because I'm a nurse.
are you crazy?	Why are you so determined to keep me alive?
could i have a cigarette?	Are you crazy?
are you remembering more?	Could I have a cigarette?
i can see my wife in that view.	Are you remembering more?
no sand.  that's your drugs speaking.	I can see my wife in that view.
zerzura, the white city of acacias, the oasis of little birds.  as me about the scent of acacia - it's in this room.  i can smell it.  the taste of tea so black it falls into your mouth.  i can taste it. i'm chewing the mint.  is there sand in my eyes?  are you cleaning sand from my ears?	No sand.  That's your drugs speaking.
i'm turning you.	Zerzura, the White City of Acacias, the Oasis of Little Birds.  As me about the scent of acacia - it's in this room.  I can smell it.  The taste of tea so black it falls into your mouth.  I can taste it. I'm chewing the mint.  Is there sand in my eyes?  Are you cleaning sand from my ears?
not the window - i can't bear the light anyway - no, i can see all the way to the desert.  i've found the lost fossils.	I'm turning you.
how?  how can you see anything?	Not the window - I can't bear the light anyway - no, I can see all the way to the desert.  I've found the lost fossils.
i can already see.	How?  How can you see anything?
i should try and move your bed.  i want you to be able to see the view.  it's good, it's a view from a monastery.	I can already see.
are you asleep?	Yes.  Dropping off.
i'm not laughing at you.  go on, please.	When my wife comes to lie down she always lays her garments one by one on a seat near the entrance of the room, and from where you stand you will be able to gaze on her at your leisure
candaulesyou're laughing at me.	I'm not laughing at you.  Go on, please.
candaules	Candaulesyou're laughing at me.
i will hide you in the room where we sleep, said candaules. she stumbles over the word.	Candaules
oh - i've found plums.  we have plums in the orchard.  we have an orchard! she has peeled a plum and now slips it into his mouth.	Thank you.
my book?  the herodotus?  yes, we can read him.	Oh - I've found plums.  We have plums in the orchard.  We have an orchard! She has peeled a plum and now slips it into his mouth.
i think they're all in italian, but i'll look, yes.  what about your own book?	My book?  The Herodotus?  Yes, we can read him.
before you find too many uses for these books would you read some to me?	I think they're all in Italian, but I'll look, yes.  What about your own book?
i was repairing the stairs.  i found a library and the books were very useful.	Before you find too many uses for these books would you read some to me?
what was all the banging?  were you fighting rats or the entire german army?	I was repairing the stairs.  I found a library and the books were very useful.
there was a prince, who was dying, and he was carried up the tower at pisa so he could die with a view of the tuscan hills. am i that prince? hana laughs.	Because you're leaning?  No, you're just on an angle.  You're too heavy!
i'm not sewing anything else for you!	I love you.
hana, i know you do!	I'm not sewing anything else for you!
no!	Hana, I know you do!
you don't have any money, do you? just in case there's silk.	No!
i'm not sewing anything else.	You don't have any money, do you? Just in case there's silk.
there's meant to be lace in the next village - the boys are taking me.	I'm not sewing anything else.
i'll always go back to that church.	So one day we'll meet.
i'll always go back to that church. look at my painting.	I'll always go back to that church.
then come with me.	I'll always go back to that church. Look at my painting.
i've clung to you.  i've clung to you. kip.  life  a raft.	Then come with me.
i'm thinking about your heart, not your skin.  and how to reach it. and that i don't think i can.  a bomb has ruined us, just not the bomb i thought would ruin us.	I've clung to you.  I've clung to you. Kip.  Life  a raft.
it's what i've learned.	I'm thinking about your heart, not your skin.  And how to reach it. And that I don't think I can.  A bomb has ruined us, just not the bomb I thought would ruin us.
is that what you think?  is that what you think i think?	It's what I've learned.
i know - here i am always a brown man, there you would be always a white woman.	Is that what you think?  Is that what you think I think?
kip i -	I know - here I am always a brown man, there you would be always a white woman.
i mean home.  india.	Kip I -
of course.  when?	I mean home.  India.
will you come with me?	Of course.  When?
this is hot!	Nya-nya-nya!
the lamp was burning all night in his room.  caravaggio was there with him.	This is hot!
i should go to the house, get breakfast.	The lamp was burning all night in his room.  Caravaggio was there with him.
when i went to england i was amazed at what went on, the waste - i'd been taught to re-use everything, the dung from a cow to cool a radiator, a fork to fix a typewriter - india could live for a hundred years on what i saw thrown away.	I should go to the house, get breakfast.
that gun at lahor, kipling's cannon - zamzammah - remember?  that was made out of the metal of ordinary things. i want to make an ordinary thing out of guns. his bayonet is thrust into the forge.  it's red hot.	When I went to England I was amazed at what went on, the waste - I'd been taught to re-use everything, the dung from a cow to cool a radiator, a fork to fix a typewriter - India could live for a hundred years on what I saw thrown away.
what are you up to?	That gun at Lahor, Kipling's cannon - Zamzammah - remember?  That was made out of the metal of ordinary things. I want to make an ordinary thing out of guns. His bayonet is thrust into the forge.  It's red hot.
then i'd think there must be a reason.	You wouldn't come to find me?  That makes me never want to come here. But she continues unraveling the turban.
but if it got late and i hadn't shown up?	Then I'd think there must be a reason.
i try not to expect you.	But if it got late and I hadn't shown up?
if one night i didn't come to the tent, what would you do?	I try not to expect you.
you loved him.	If one night I didn't come to the tent, what would you do?
i was thinking yesterday - yesterday! - the patient, hardy: they're everything that's good about england. i couldn't even say what that was. we didn't exchange two personal words, and we've been together through some terrible things, some -  he was engaged to a girl in the village! - i mean -  and us - he never once he didn't ask me if i could spin the ball at cricket or the kamasutra or - i don't even know what i'm talking about.	You loved him.
kip - come and dance with me	Yes.  Later.
don't go.  i'm frightened.  i can love a coward, i can't love another dead man.	This is what I do.  I do this every day.
kiss me.  before i cut.  just in case.	Don't talk.  Check again.  Lie flat and then cut.
no. but he hands them over.	Kiss me.  Before I cut.  Just in case.
actually, you can't cut, can you? you'll fall over.  give me the pliers.	No. But he hands them over.
you must get away.  before i cut. i'm not cutting if you're here. he's struggling.  he's going to topple over if he cuts.	Actually, you can't cut, can you? You'll fall over.  Give me the pliers.
i'm not scared.  so many people have died around me.  but i would be a shame for us.  i don't feel like being shy.	You must get away.  Before I cut. I'm not cutting if you're here. He's struggling.  He's going to topple over if he cuts.
okay.  get away from here.  quick.	I'm not scared.  So many people have died around me.  But I would be a shame for us.  I don't feel like being shy.
i promise you that was the right thing to do.  he's my good luck.  now cut.  this one.  i hope we don't die.	Okay.  Get away from here.  Quick.
what is this business with you and explosives?  do you think you're immune?	I promise you that was the right thing to do.  He's my good luck.  Now cut.  This one.  I hope we don't die.
why would anyone do this?	I've done this.  I've had to do this.
you get hardy.	I follow the wires.
so i follow the wires?	You get Hardy.
there's a mine here, but the others are far enough away, i think at least to give me a chance.  i have to work out which one to cut before i fall over.	So I follow the wires?
what do i do?	There's a mine here, but the others are far enough away, I think at least to give me a chance.  I have to work out which one to cut before I fall over.
the mines, the wires, there's a trick. some explode if you stretch the wires, some if you cut them.	What do I do?
it's okay - i'll help.  please.	The mines, the wires, there's a trick. Some explode if you stretch the wires, some if you cut them.
i'll get another tin. hana and the patient are alone.	I didn't like that book either. It's all about men.  Too many men. Just like this house.
for my hair?	Yes, for your hair.
thank you.	For my hair?
try this.  i found a great jar of it. olive oil.  in naples this was so precious it would have bought you a wife.	Thank you.
i've met you before.	I don't think so.
no, but, no, not at all.  i'm sorry. you came to the doors, that's all and -  - such good manners for someone worried about mines.  that's all.	I've met you before.
is something funny?	No, but, no, not at all.  I'm sorry. You came to the doors, that's all and -  - such good manners for someone worried about mines.  That's all.
i see.  then may be you're safe as long as you only play bach.  he's german. kip is looking around the piano. hana giggles.	Is something funny?
the germans were here.  the germans were all over this area.  they left mines everywhere.  pianos were their favorite hiding places.	I see.  Then may be you're safe as long as you only play Bach.  He's German. Kip is looking around the piano. Hana giggles.
excuse me.  yes?  i don't have the key to that door.	The Germans were here.  The Germans were all over this area.  They left mines everywhere.  Pianos were their favorite hiding places.
no.  he's - no.	Oh God.  Oh God.
he's gone, hasn't he?	No.  He's - no.
third canadian fusiliers.	Does he know a Captain McGann? The boy hears this, whispers to Oliver.
why picton?	He's from there - edge of Lake Ontario right, Soldier?
he can't even move.	If anything happened to you I'd never forgive myself.
and what if he really is a spy?	He can't even move.
i need morphine.  a lot.  and a pistol.	And what if he really is a spy?
it's not safe here.  the whole country's crawling with bandits and germans and god knows what.  it's madness.  i can't allow it. you're not, this is natural - it's shock. for all of us.  hana -	I need morphine.  A lot.  And a pistol.
when he dies i'll catch up.	It's not safe here.  The whole country's crawling with Bandits and Germans and God knows what.  It's madness.  I can't allow it. You're not, this is natural - it's shock. For all of us.  Hana -
it's not over everywhere.  i didn't mean literally.	When he dies I'll catch up.
the war's over - you told me yourself. how can it be desertion?	It's not over everywhere.  I didn't mean literally.
pardon me?	What if you couldn't find him?  Sergeant, not today, please. Not this morning.
does he have to go?	Pardon me?
a bomb.  at the viaduct. she closes the door, then reappears.	Does he have to go?
i'll tell him.  what is it?  is it a mine?	A bomb.  At the Viaduct. She closes the door, then reappears.
only we have to go to work.	I'll tell him.  What is it?  Is it a mine?
he's sleeping.	Only we have to go to work.
i was looking for the lieutenant singh.	He's sleeping.
you saved my life.  i haven't forgotten.  i thought you were very very tall. you seemed to big - a giant - and i felt like a child who can't keep her balance.	A toddler
i'll ask the lieutenant.  but thank you.	You saved my life.  I haven't forgotten.  I thought you were very very tall. You seemed to big - a Giant - and I felt like a child who can't keep her balance.
since caravaggio turned up - food seems to appear, so please.	I'll ask the Lieutenant.  But thank you.
very kind of you, we can always eat in the town with the others -	Since Caravaggio turned up - food seems to appear, so please.
i was going to say - if you want to eat with us, ever you and lieutenant singh	Very kind of you, we can always eat in the town with the others -
hello miss.	I was going to say - if you want to eat with us, ever you and Lieutenant Singh
hello.	Hello miss.
i thought that was for when we were very very old?	I'm feeling old.
i had a hotel room.	I thought that was for when we were very very old?
i was looking forward to this evening.	I had a hotel room.
a bit of one.	I was looking forward to this evening.
you've got a mustache.	A bit of one.
i'd like to spend a night with you in a bed.	We can do that when we're very, very old.
i've got a surprise.  a boat!  we can go to capri.  it's got a cabin, it's private.	I'd like to spend a night with you in a bed.
sorry.  i took a benzedrine.	I've got a surprise.  A boat!  We can go to Capri.  It's got a cabin, it's private.
whoa - give me a chance!	Sorry.  I took a Benzedrine.
yessir.	This is making me incredibly angry.
go away.	Yessir.
you've got to cut, sir, that frost won't last.	Go away.
what's happening?  am i needed?	I'm afraid so, sir. Kip hurries to his tent.  Hana follows him.
hey!  hey!  stop!  hey!	Don't move!  Stand ABSOLUTELY STILL! Hana stops.
certainly not.	I insist.  There clearly isn't room for us all, I'm the least able to dig, and I'm not one of the walking wounded. Those are facts.  Besides, if I remain it's the most effective method of persuading my husband to abandon whatever he's doing and rescue us. It's hard to argue with this logic.
darling, peter says i could stay	Why not?
how awful.  what will you do?	A more modest expedition, or even wait a year.  Remind our families we still exist.
i'm afraid we're not having much luck obtaining funds for the expedition.	How awful.  What will you do?
mrs. clifton, you'll have to forgive us.  we're not accustomed to the company of women.	Not at all.  I was thoroughly enjoying by book.  Please.  Signor D'Agostino, Herr Bermann.
your book.  your herodotus! almsy looks uncomfortable.	It doesn't matter.  Really.  I think I can muddle through.  Okay - The Story of Candaules and Gyges. King Candaules was passionately in love with his wife -  One day he said to Gyges, the son of somebody, anyway - his favorite warrior -
i'll come with you.	No, please.  I shall be absolutely fine. They pass Almsy, who doesn't look up from his book.
i think i might go inside and sit down for a few minutes.	I'll come with you.
how romantic.  with fiona i fell over every five minutes.  ronnie christened me lady downfall.	I think I might go inside and sit down for a few minutes.
i don't think so.	How romantic.  With Fiona I fell over every five minutes.  Ronnie Christened me Lady Downfall.
you should sit down, darling.  she's quite all right.  are you pregnant?	I don't think so.
katharine!	Coming.  I can't sleep.  I woke up shouting in the middle of the night. Geoffrey thinks it's the thing in the desert, the trauma.
they're excited!  they're happy about destroying a whole city. would they do that to a white man's city?  never!	Go on, do it.  I don't need to hear any more.
what are you talking about?	What have I been doing all this time? Do you know how many mines I've seen? - more mines than there are soldiers, more - how many mines we've put in the ground ourselves, stuffed in corpses, dropped out of the sky.  And now this.
i looked up to you, uncle.  my brother always said i was a fool. never trust the british, he said: the deal-makers, the map-makers; never shake hands with them.	What are you talking about?
kip?	I looked up to you, Uncle.  My brother always said I was a fool. Never trust the British, he said: the deal-makers, the map-makers; never shake hands with them.
this is wonderful!	What's he saying?
what i really object to, uncle, is your finishing all my condensed milk.  and the message everywhere in your book - however slowly i read it - that the best destiny for india is to be ruled by the british.	Hana, we have discovered a shared please - the boy and I.
so what do you really object to - the writer or what he's writing about?	What I really object to, Uncle, is your finishing all my condensed milk.  And the message everywhere in your book - however slowly I read it - that the best destiny for India is to be ruled by the British.
it's still there, the cannon, outside the museum. it was made of metal cups and bowls taken from every household in the city as tax, then melted down. then later they fired the cannon at my people - comma - the natives.	So what do you really object to - the writer or what he's writing about?
- the wonder house comma as the natives called the lahore museum.	It's still there, the cannon, outside the museum. It was made of metal cups and bowls taken from every household in the city as tax, then melted down. Then later they fired the cannon at my people - comma - The natives.
brick platform opposite the old ajaib-gher -	- The Wonder House comma as the natives called the Lahore Museum.
then you were married?	I think so.  Although I believe that to be true of a number of Germans. Might I have a glass of water?
or my wife's.	Then you were married?
this was your garden?	Or my wife's.
you tell me.  i remember a lot of things. i remember a garden, plunging down to the sea - the devil's chimney we called it - and there was a cottage at the bottom, right on the shore, nothing between you and france.	This was your garden?
how do you know you're not german if you don't remember anything?	You tell me.  I remember a lot of things. I remember a garden, plunging down to the sea - the Devil's Chimney we called it - and there was a cottage at the bottom, right on the shore, nothing between you and France.
no.	How do you know you're not German if you don't remember anything?
why?  are you german?	No.
am i being interrogated?  you should be trying to trick me.  ask me about tottenham hotspur.  or buckingham palace. about marmite - i was addicted.  or make me speak german, which i can, by the way.	Why?  Are you German?
what about your rank or serial number?	No.  I think I was a pilot.  I was found near the wreckage of a plane by the Bedouin.  I was with them for some time.
tell me where you are, or just leave the line open so i can trace you.	I'm going to get him, I promise you.
too late now.	Tell me where you are, or just leave the line open so I can trace you.
listen to me. whatever you're doing, stop. pull out.	Too late now.
he's on to something bigger.	Listen to me. Whatever you're doing, stop. Pull out.
in the middle? you've got the mask, why don't we have him?	He's on to something bigger.
i'm in the middle.	In the middle? You've got the Mask, why don't we have him?
gin? where the hell are you?	I'm in the middle.
where are you at least?	I'll send you a postcard. Got to go.
look, trust me. i know what i'm doing.	Where are you at least?
don't overestimate yourself.	Look, trust me. I know what I'm doing.
you, want to blow the whole thing, go right ahead.	Don't overestimate yourself.
this is dangerous. i'm sending backup.	You, want to blow the whole thing, go right ahead.
i don't know, but close.	This is dangerous. I'm sending backup.
how close?	I don't know, but close.
we're getting close.	How close?
yeah yeah yeah. what's the status?	We're getting close.
this was my first excuse to get away. i can't exactly use my cell phone.	Yeah yeah yeah. What's the status?
you don't call, you don't write.	This was my first excuse to get away. I can't exactly use my cell phone.
and a target guaranteed to catch his interest.	Which you have in mind.
that's doable.	And a target guaranteed to catch his interest.
i'd need an introduction. from someone he trusts. someone who owes us a favor.	That's doable.
how would you approach him? hello, mr. macdougal, i'm gin, would you steal a painting with me?	I'd need an introduction. From someone he trusts. Someone who owes us a favor.
i've been following this guy for years. i'm your best shot.	How would you approach him? Hello, Mr. MacDougal, I'm Gin, would you steal a painting with me?
with that computer--nobody better. out there...it's different. you twisted your ankle stepping over a curb on madison avenue.	I've been following this guy for years. I'm your best shot.
it's not the thinking of it, it's the doing it.	With that computer--nobody better. Out there...it's different. You twisted your ankle stepping over a curb on Madison Avenue.
why didn't i think of that?	It's not the thinking of it, it's the doing it.
we've got to catch him in the act.	Why didn't I think of that?
yeah. me.	We've got to catch him in the act.
you got a better idea?	Yeah. Me.
they've never caught him before, what makes you think they'll catch him now?	You got a better idea?
you're saying the thief wants us to think it's mac but it's really not.	Exactly.
give me a break. remember manzini? when he stole montezuma's scepter he left a pepto bismal bottle. the best ones always copy mac.	You're saying the thief wants us to think it's Mac but it's really not.
mac's signature.	Give me a break. Remember Manzini? When he stole Montezuma's scepter he left a Pepto Bismal bottle. The best ones always copy Mac.
and the draft blew over the flowers.	Put the bolts on that window under a scope, I'm betting you'll find wrench scratches on them.
meaning no one arranges calalilies like that. he left the window open when he came in. his only mistake.	And the draft blew over the flowers.
meaning--	Meaning no one arranges calalilies like that. He left the window open when he came in. His only mistake.
let a thousand flowers bloom. chairman mao.	Meaning--
you ordering chop suey again?	Let a thousand flowers bloom. Chairman Mao.
interesting theory. where's the proof?	You ordering chop suey again?
he unscrewed the bolts, reset them on rollers, then slid the whole frame away. no more effort than it takes to vacuum a floor.	Interesting theory. Where's the proof?
that's great if you're a computer. in the real world that pane weighs 200 pounds. the building's 600 feet high.	He unscrewed the bolts, reset them on rollers, then slid the whole frame away. No more effort than it takes to vacuum a floor.
bingo.	That's great if you're a computer. In the real world that pane weighs 200 pounds. The building's 600 feet high.
so he popped the pane?	Bingo.
the windows don't open.	Entry through the doors or vents triggers instant alarm.
through a window.	The windows don't open.
a thief this good could handle the sensors in the rooms. what we don't get is how he effectuated his entry.	Through a window.
i don't recall asking your permission.	A thief this good could handle the sensors in the rooms. What we don't get is how he effectuated his entry.
i don't recall authorizing you to have a personal life.	I don't recall asking your permission.
i hardly knew the guy. why be impolite to strangers?	I don't recall authorizing you to have a personal life.
you didn't answer the beeper either.	I hardly knew the guy. Why be impolite to strangers?
there are times when you don't answer the phone.	You didn't answer the beeper either.
where were you? i called at 4:30 this morning.	There are times when you don't answer the phone.
you gave them the eight billion.	You mean the seven billion.
they've been on to you all along. knew you had a big job going.	You gave them the eight billion.
he looks familiar.	That would be Thibadeaux. The cop I work for every now and then. Catching thieves. The really good ones--the ones who imitate me.
--you're a cop.	Both sides of the street, I'm afraid.
my god--	--You're a cop.
you have the right to remain silent. but anything you say may be taken down in evidence and used against you--	My god--
what about you?	You have the right to remain silent. But anything you say may be taken down in evidence and used against you--
it's only ninety seconds up the line. you're on a connection to a trans siberian express.	What about you?
but--	It's only ninety seconds up the line. You're on a connection to a trans Siberian express.
take the airport subway, but change at jordan station for kowloon tong.	But--
what's wrong.	Nothing is wrong. Everything is the way it has to be. In my left coat pocket is a packet. Passports, hotel reservations, tickets.
put this on!	I'm not leaving without you.
i cannot get rid of you.	No, you can't.
get out of here!	I cannot get rid of you.
hang on.	Get out of here!
no way.	Go!
come on.	No way.
jesus.	You can do it.
the door's the only way out!	I sincerely hope not.
the disc is still in there.	We can't help it, we...we've gotta...
move it, what are you waiting f...	The disc is still in there.
don't panic, now, there's no rush...	We can't leave it IN THERE, it's got all our accounts, everything that can NAIL us to a goddam CROSS!!!
fucking thing!!!	Don't panic, now, there's no rush...
relax, don't jam it...	FUCKING THING!!!
jesus god, it's going through.	Hong Kong midnight, happy new year. Except at China Bank.
china will think it happened before midnight. britain will swear it happened after midnight...	They'll each be positive the other guy did it.  I fear an ugly international incident.
and when, eventually, everyone discovers what transaction xj6 was really about...	China will think it happened before midnight. Britain will swear it happened after midnight...
the sign of our partnership.	Brought us luck once, maybe it will again.
they drive so recklessly there.	I'm leaving from the Nathan Road Station at 6:30 tomorrow morning. You could come too.
i'm going to disappear. i die in a car crash in taiwan. very easy to do.	They drive so recklessly there.
what? another job? stealing the eiffel tower?	I'm going to disappear. I die in a car crash in Taiwan. Very easy to do.
not for me.	What? Another job? Stealing the Eiffel Tower?
that's because you grew up rich.	A flaw in your research, my dear. I grew up chewing shoe leather for breakfast.
seen one billion, seen them all.	That's because you grew up rich.
four billion dollars.	Seen one billion, seen them all.
oh, i don't care about the money.	Four billion dollars.
so what are you going to do with your share?	Oh, I don't care about the money.
nothing like fear of drowning to focus your attention.	I'm sorry.
of course not. it was just a negotiating ploy.	Nothing like fear of drowning to focus your attention.
have really held you under?	Of course not. It was just a negotiating ploy.
but would you--would you--	Have really held you under?
but that's all behind us now.	But would you--would you--
it was wrong to deceive you.	But that's all behind us now.
that was a lifetime ago.	It was wrong to deceive you.
you have something in mind?	Call it a new tradition.
there is one more thing.	You have something in mind?
can't break tradition. it's bad luck.	There is one more thing.
you shouldn't have.	Can't break tradition. It's bad luck.
no way to take another day or two?	No. You'll see when we get inside.
surgically attached.	No way to take another day or two?
done.  and i assume you have the magic cd- rom?	Surgically attached.
packed.	Done.  And I assume you have the magic CD- ROM?
parachute.	Packed.
charged.	Parachute.
pulse detectors.	Charged.
two men in the world don't need passwords or codes. their retinas will scan to unlock everything. one of those two men is the chairman of the bank.	Let me guess. His retinal plate is in there.
can't be too careful.	Two men in the world don't need passwords or codes. Their retinas will scan to unlock everything. one of those two men is the chairman of the bank.
access codes to the vault are changed daily, passwords for our computer on the hour...	Can't be too careful.
how do i look?	Like a woman of mystery.
for god's sake, the only way i can get from one elevator to the other is to jump.	Feeling old?
look, there's a video security system to bypass, that's the only hard part. you've done that a dozen times.	For God's sake, the only way I can get from one elevator to the other is to jump.
you're overestimating yourself again. what's worse, this time you're overestimating me.	Look, there's a video security system to bypass, that's the only hard part. You've done that a dozen times.
i've covered everything. and you're the best, so--	You're overestimating yourself again. What's worse, this time you're overestimating me.
there's always a surprise.	I've covered everything. And you're the best, so--
there's no way to practice this. and no time. besides, i've planned it all. there aren't any surprises.	There's always a surprise.
you're out of your mind. we can't do a job like this with no rehearsal.	There's no way to practice this. And no time. Besides, I've planned it all. There aren't any surprises.
that's the beauty of it. there's only one tiny window of time when this will work. at the handover of hong kong--from britain to china. the handover from them to us.	You're out of your mind. We can't do a job like this with no rehearsal.
you can't be serious.	That's the beauty of it. There's only one tiny window of time when this will work. At the handover of Hong Kong--from Britain to China. The handover from them to us.
we're doing it tonight.	You can't be serious.
so how long till we do this?	We're doing it tonight.
you've thought of everything.	So how long till we do this?
that's where the mask comes in.	You've thought of everything.
then the vault, how to get in the vault, that's stumping me.	That's where the Mask comes in.
got it.	Then the vault, how to get in the vault, that's stumping me.
it's no good without the argon gas.	Got it.
the oscilloscope's already programmed.	It's no good without the argon gas.
a parting gift from the empire.	Sit down, I'll show you how we're going to do it.
nope. the cd instructs the computer to replace those instructions with an innocuous loan coded xj-6.	A parting gift from the Empire.
but those instructions, they're recorded in the computer.	Nope. The CD instructs the computer to replace those instructions with an innocuous loan coded XJ-6.
every wire transfer gets rocketed through a series of multiple switches. as soon as each deposit lands somewhere, it's shot somewhere else. it ends up so clean the mafia couldn't find it.	But those instructions, they're recorded in the computer.
and the money goes--	Every wire transfer gets rocketed through a series of multiple switches. As soon as each deposit lands somewhere, it's shot somewhere else. It ends up so clean the Mafia couldn't find it.
it's taken me five years at webber insurance, nights, weekends, every spare minute, to make this cd. it has all the necessary instructions and confirmation codes to tell their computer to transfer reasonably modest sums out of thousands of those accounts, two, or three million at a crack. total, eight billion and change.	And the money goes--
peoples china bank.	Where the money is.
what's that?	Guest lists of every A-list party on turnover night. They'd be handy to disappear into, so we're invited to all of them.
right. the eight billion.	What's that?
the eight billion. from them to us.	Right. The eight billion.
transfer.	The eight billion. From them to us.
currency data so we can do optimum conversions at the moment of transfer.	Transfer.
you're being useless. i'm making us rich.	Currency data so we can do optimum conversions at the moment of transfer.
well...what are we doing?	You're being useless. I'm making us rich.
what about the rules?	My job, my rules.
oh my god, i thought--	I'd taken the Mask?
would you quiet down! just for a minute?	Oh my god, I thought--
do you know what you've done!? do you know?	Would you quiet down! Just for a minute?
the mask. where is it?	You took the Rembrandt, I figured it was a fair trade.
idle hands, the devil's workshop.	There's food in the fridge. I won't be long.
okay, look, i'm delivering this to a man who's going to give us the key to our job. but it's pointless to try to explain it yet. you just have to trust me. i don't have any more secrets.	Everyone has secrets, it's what makes us human.
insidious thing, wondering if your partner...has another partner.	Okay, look, I'm delivering this to a man who's going to give us the key to our job. But it's pointless to try to explain it yet. You just have to trust me. I don't have any more secrets.
i told you. it's the down payment. and thanks to you it's overdue.	Insidious thing, wondering if your partner...has another partner.
sure, it's only worth 25 million or so, don't bother telling me what you're going to do with it.	I told you. It's the down payment. And thanks to you it's overdue.
i'll need the rembrandt now.	Sure, it's only worth 25 million or so, don't bother telling me what you're going to do with it.
everything.	I'll need the Rembrandt now.
you've got everything planned.	Everything.
i always knew you'd do the job.	You've got everything planned.
hmmm...44 long.	I always knew you'd do the job.
come on, what can you do with six billion you can't do with four?	Hold the record. Alone.
it's fifty-fifty, less the cost of the dress.	Come on, what can you do with six billion you can't do with four?
my eighty, your twenty, smart guy--	It's fifty-fifty, less the cost of the dress.
no, really, it's your plan, you should get at least 30 per cent--	My eighty, your twenty, smart guy--
okay, 80-20--	No, really, it's your plan, you should get at least 30 per cent--
if you want a partner, i think you should recalculate the split.	Okay, 80-20--
i like banks.  that's where the money is.	Speaking of money. You said billions. How many?
we're living history here.	You don't know the half of it.
your share.	Get the hell in.
a billion dollars.	Your share.
what?	A billion dollars.
the big job.	There is no big job.
it's your mistake.	The big job.
stop! you're making...mistake.	It's your mistake.
what do i need a thief for? i've got the mask.	STOP! You're making...mistake.
yes. yes.	What do I need a thief for? I've got the Mask.
okay, you're a thief.	Yes. Yes.
no, no, please god, you're wrong. i'm a thief. just like you.	Okay, you're a thief.
you're playing both sides of the street. you're going to keep the mask and turn me in.	No, no, please God, you're wrong. I'm a thief. Just like you.
now's when you tell me who you really are.	What?
the mask.	Now's when you tell me who you really are.
we did it.	The Mask.
careful...careful.	Shut up.
be careful not to break the laser beams.	Duh.
they moved it.	Behind you.
can you see the other pirs?	Got it.
ready?	Ready.
yes, you can.  you can spoil a perfectly nice dance.	Ready?
you can't be too careful.	Yes, you can.  You can spoil a perfectly nice dance.
these rooms are solid stone. they haven't changed.	You can't be too careful.
don't turn. i'm counting the steps to the entrance.	These rooms are solid stone. They haven't changed.
you're not on the beat.	Don't turn. I'm counting the steps to the entrance.
one, two, three...	You're not on the beat.
it's a party.	Let's mingle a little, shall we?
we're working.	It's a party.
popup, on floorboards. and--	In eye of that painting.
bookshelf. sensors--	Popup, on floorboards. And--
camera in the--	Bookshelf. Sensors--
and--	He pulled back his arms and blam, I landed right on the floor. I picked myself up, tears in my eyes, and he looked at me and he said, Son, don't ever trust anybody. Anybody.
so you had to be your own lifeline.	Something like that.
he wasn't.	So you had to be your own lifeline.
my father told me not to be afraid. he'd always be there for me.	He wasn't.
aren't we all.	My father told me not to be afraid. He'd always be there for me.
i had a lifeline. if i've got a lifeline, i'm okay.	Aren't we all.
how in the devil did you do the rembrandt then?	I had a lifeline. If I've got a lifeline, I'm okay.
terrified. still am.	How in the devil did you do the Rembrandt then?
you were afraid of heights?	Terrified. Still am.
when i was a girl my father took me to the edge of el capitan. three thousand feet of granite. straight down. i was so scared my mouth was full of cotton. i couldn't talk, just stood there shivering...like this.	You were afraid of heights?
you're nervous again.	When I was a girl my father took me to the edge of El Capitan. Three thousand feet of granite. Straight down. I was so scared my mouth was full of cotton. I couldn't talk, just stood there shivering...like this.
to our...partnership.	You're nervous again.
to us. to the mask.	To our...partnership.
little celebration before we set off.	To us. To the Mask.
aren't we early?	Little celebration before we set off.
i've got something for you.	Aren't we early?
certainly the most beautiful crook i've ever seen.	I've got something for you.
won't take any time.	Straight down the drive, right at the hedgerow, follow the lane. Don't blink, you'll miss it.
it's not a village. there's nothing there.	Won't take any time.
no, no, i want to. i'll just go into the village.	It's not a village. There's nothing there.
thank you.	Thank you.
you bought this for me?	Don't get any ideas. Of course it comes out of your share.
it's---beautiful.	You bought this for me?
i trust it's your size.	It's---beautiful.
one more item--not on the check list.	I trust it's your size.
that's it. we're ready.	One more item--not on the check list.
charged?	Charged. Receiver?
got it.	Charged?
the lipstick thermal camera?	Got it.
a dozen times.	The lipstick thermal camera?
and you've checked the ram to be sure it's synchronized with the clock.	A dozen times.
twenty four seconds--as long as it takes the clock to strike twelve.	And you've checked the ram to be sure it's synchronized with the clock.
so how long to pop the floor?	Twenty four seconds--as long as it takes the clock to strike twelve.
i didn't mean to get personal.	Yes you did.
all this, this is a woman's version of what you would like.	It was a long time ago.
our equipment has arrived.	Hmmm.
did i hear a car?	Our equipment has arrived.
let's do it again.	Try laps. Say a hundred.
why don't we take oxygen?	We are...for the tools.
so you're testing <u>me</u> now?	Oh, I think you can do it. Probably.
let's just see how we do.	So you're testing <u>me</u> now?
so the mask is part of the down payment too. must be a really big job.	Let's just see how we do.
without the mask it doesn't matter.	So the Mask is part of the down payment too. Must be a really big job.
a partner with secrets isn't much of a partner.	Without the Mask it doesn't matter.
we get the mask i'll tell you.	A partner with secrets isn't much of a partner.
on what? another job?	We get the Mask I'll tell you.
no. it's a down payment.	On what? Another job?
don't worry, i can get rid of this. no trace. and i'll even go fifty fifty, we're partners aren't we?	No. It's a down payment.
this isn't a good time to hear your personal philosophy.	Don't worry, I can get rid of this. No trace. And I'll even go fifty fifty, we're partners aren't we?
no one <u>needs</u> anything except food and shelter. the rest we just want.	This isn't a good time to hear your personal philosophy.
i'll need that.	No one <u>needs</u> anything except food and shelter. The rest we just want.
someone was expecting that.	You're too easily impressed with yourself. I believe I've made that point before.
the rembrandt--that was quite good.	It was perfect.
you need a partner for this job. you'll never find one as good as me.	The Rembrandt--that was quite good.
true enough.	You need a partner for this job. You'll never find one as good as me.
i drilled the bolts and went in through the window. it was the only way to bypass the smart glass.	True enough.
i wondered who'd been giving me a bad name.	I drilled the bolts and went in through the window. It was the only way to bypass the smart glass.
that's because i wanted them to!	I wondered who'd been giving me a bad name.
nice try. everyone thinks i did.	That's because I wanted them to!
a lifelong problem, i'm afraid.	No, dammit! I mean me! That Rembrandt...that Rembrandt!
you don't have any idea how lucky you are!	A lifelong problem, I'm afraid.
look, i can help. you need a sensor expert. you've got one.	This isn't some Picasso print you steal out of a car dealer's rec room.
pack up. i'll see you get back to london.	Look, I can help. You need a sensor expert. You've got one.
you don't get the mask code unless i go.	Pack up. I'll see you get back to London.
i go in alone.	You don't get the Mask code unless I go.
we're doing this together. we're partners.	Precisely. You give me the Mask security code, I steal the Mask, you get a finders fee. At ten percent, should be two or three million at least. Not too bad.
we? are you implying that i'm taking you inside?	We're doing this together. We're partners.
we go underwater?	We? Are you implying that I'm taking you inside?
so the duke dug a tunnel--just in case. they made the lake a hundred years later. flooded the tunnel.	We go underwater?
they're having a farewell party the last night. before the mask goes back to taiwan.	That's when we'll do it. And we'll need every single day.
only a week?	They're having a farewell party the last night. Before the Mask goes back to Taiwan.
in a week.	Only a week?
years ago, if memory serves. when does the exhibit end?	In a week.
as i recall, you've robbed it before.	Years ago, if memory serves. When does the exhibit end?
i know it well.	As I recall, you've robbed it before.
nice spot.	It is.  Coffee and fruitloops or whatever you eat in the kitchen. We'll start in twenty minutes.
good morning.	Nice spot.
and good morning.	Good morning.
<u>i'm</u> dressed.	And good morning.
you're late.	<u>I'm</u> dressed.
why are we in separate--you know, separate rooms?	My job, my rules. We've got a job to do. No mixing business and pleasure.
nothing? you don't even lock the door?	I guess I have a more optimistic view of human nature than you do.
hmmm. i'd be surprised if you could.	Nothing? You don't even lock the door?
i'm impressed. can't spot a thing.	Hmmm. I'd be surprised if you could.
and--	I'm impressed. Can't spot a thing.
i'm just curious what sort of security system you'd have in your own house.	And--
lose something?	I'm just curious what sort of security system you'd have in your own house.
what's my problem? you want a list?	You really don't believe I'd take on a partner after all these years without a little...insurance?
what's your problem? i'm doing the job.	What's my problem? You want a list?
i don't believe this.	What's your problem? I'm doing the job.
that's entrapment.	No. Entrapment is what cops do to robbers.
i'm a thief. sue me.	Where's my bag?
you stole my luggage? you--	I'm a thief. Sue me.
certainly not mine. come on.	You stole my luggage? You--
those are my clothes.	Certainly not mine. Come on.
what about your bags?	I never carry...baggage.
we're going to die, aren't we...	I'm not the one to ask...
it's one way.	We're only going one way.
motorcycle.	Got it.
not bad. i didn't expect you to make it out.	You what--?
what the hell was that?	Not bad. I didn't expect you to make it out.
what the hell do i do now?	Up to you. You could tell him the check is in the mail.
not funny.	What the hell do I do now?
damn, i knew i forgot something.	Not funny.
he says they turned the card down.	Damn, I knew I forgot something.
a film case.	That's what you're buying. Put it in your pocket.
look on the back. what do you see?	A film case.
i'm telling you it's a forgery. the paint's still wet for god's sake.	Look on the back. What do you see?
but--	Can you follow simple directions?
give him the card.	But--
it's a fake.	Give him the card.
how much am i paying?	I'm paying...one point five million and change. I hate round numbers.
it's simple. you pick up the painting, you pay for it with this debit card.	How much am I paying?
fine. what do i do?	It's simple. You pick up the painting, you pay for it with this debit card.
that's my girl.	Fine. What do I do?
it's a test.	That's my girl.
if i can't trust you to pick up a painting, how can i trust you about the mask?	It's a test.
i'm not here to run errands. i'm here for the mask.	If I can't trust you to pick up a painting, how can I trust you about the Mask?
quite a good one. a monet. not major, but it is giverney.	I'm not here to run errands. I'm here for the Mask.
you want me to pick up a painting?	Quite a good one. A Monet. Not major, but it is Giverney.
not a word.	You want me to pick up a painting?
very nice.	Not a word.
maybe you should go buy yourself some clothes.	Very nice.
maybe i should drive this time.	Maybe you should go buy yourself some clothes.
possibly.	Maybe I should drive this time.
we going somewhere?	Possibly.
oh?	It's only on exhibit at the Queen's Museum this month. Even if you could get into the museum, the Mask bas its own security system. A special, randomly programmed interval code.
you can't.	Oh?
besides, if i lacked certain ethical scruples about the ownership of property--which i do not--i wouldn't need a partner, much less a callow girl. i'd do it myself.	You can't.
roki has a vivid imagination.	Besides, if I lacked certain ethical scruples about the ownership of property--which I do not--I wouldn't need a partner, much less a callow girl. I'd do it myself.
but roki said--	Roki has a vivid imagination.
so you've heard all those stories about me. well, i can assure you they're not true. and if they were true, i've retired.	But Roki said--
i know.	So you've heard all those stories about me. Well, I can assure you they're not true. And if they were true, I've retired.
it's not for sale.	I know.
i suspected it might be worthy of your interest.	It's not for sale.
that old pirate chiang kai shek personally took this to taiwan when he was run out of china in 1949. peking would dearly love to have this back...	I suspected it might be worthy of your interest.
somewhat better than that temple scroll you were bidding on.	That old pirate Chiang Kai Shek personally took this to Taiwan when he was run out of China in 1949. Peking would dearly love to have this back...
the most important piece of chinese art outside of china.	Somewhat better than that temple scroll you were bidding on.
the empress death mask.	The most important piece of Chinese art outside of China.
for god's sake.	I'm sorry. This just means so much to me.
good. i'll call the concierge. they can get you a new room, book your flight home, so forth.	For God's sake.
well, no...but...	Good. I'll call the concierge. They can get you a new room, book your flight home, so forth.
are you under the impression that now i'm in some way obligated to you?	Well, no...but...
we were, we are, but this is perfect for you.	Not interested.
and i thought we were getting on so well.	We were, we are, but this is perfect for you.
i've got something for you.	Oh, that's quite all right. No charge.
no. why would i be?	Because you young Americans think the world began when you were born. You fall apart when you don't get your own way.
you're shaking. are you nervous?	No. Why would I be?
of course i can. i have a note from mother.	You're shaking. Are you nervous?
you...you can't.	Of course I can. I have a note from mother.
do you mind?	You...you can't.
so what?	So alive.
i didn't expect you to be so...	So what?
you're not taking me seriously.	Oh, I'm taking you...quite seriously.
i sincerely hope so.	You're not taking me seriously.
i've got something...	I sincerely hope so.
of course you wouldn't. the rembrandt wouldn't fit.	Excuse me?
like i would have art in my suitcase.	Of course you wouldn't. The Rembrandt wouldn't fit.
maybe the thief thought you had something valuable. you are in the business, that's what roki says.	Like I would have art in my suitcase.
yes. but they don't have a clue.  why would anyone steal my luggage?	Maybe the thief thought you had something valuable. You are in the business, that's what Roki says.
i don't care about the damned car. my luggage's been stolen.	You're joking.  You can't trust anyone these days.
it was only a scratch. far more damaging to my trousers than to me.	That's good. Terrific.
are you...okay?	It was only a scratch. Far more damaging to my trousers than to me.
you seemed to be handling everything quite nicely.	Are you...okay?
you disappeared.	You seemed to be handling everything quite nicely.
i'll call an ambulance.	It's nothing serious. I'll just run into that building. They'll have some sort of first aid kit.
seems i am.	I'll call an ambulance.
uh, yes.	Meet me in front. Five minutes.
you have a car?	Uh, yes.
something of great value, something of such artistic and historic significance that only you could truly appreciate...	You have a car?
believe me, if you weren't so tiresome, i'd have one for you.	Something of great value, something of such artistic and historic significance that only you could truly appreciate...
i have a proposal for you.	Believe me, if you weren't so tiresome, I'd have one for you.
then don't.	I have a proposal for you.
i don't want to waste your time.	Then don't.
where did you hear that, one of those american talk shows?  check, please.	I don't want to waste your time.
i'm sorry about the scroll, but sometimes you have to lose to win.	Where did you hear that, one of those American talk shows?  Check, please.
mr. macdougal.	You're like malaria. Once you get it, you can't get rid of it.
how about if i try humility.	How about if you try disappearing.
i can't?	It's sold.
no you can't.	I can't?
a billion people speak chinese. don't be too impressed with yourself. as for that scroll, i can resell it for double. in 30 minutes.	No you can't.
uh. i'm showing off.	A billion people speak Chinese. Don't be too impressed with yourself. As for that scroll, I can resell it for double. In 30 minutes.
why are we speaking chinese?	Uh. I'm showing off.
that is of no interest.	Why are we speaking Chinese?
who am i?	That is of no interest.
i have a question...	Who am I?
gin, really.	Tomorrow. It has to be tomorrow. Or forget the Mask.
you should know, when i come back here with the mask--if anything goes wrong, a detailed description of everything you've done goes to the prc.	Gin, really.
always in a rush.	You should know, when I come back here with the Mask--if anything goes wrong, a detailed description of everything you've done goes to the PRC.
we need to make the trade tomorrow.	Always in a rush.
a true master. classic, yet extremely sexual, don't you think?	We need to make the trade tomorrow.
probably not.	Yeah. Probably not.
see you.	Probably not.
yes it does.	I been meaning to tell you, far as I'm concerned you're over the hill.
takes a lot out of you, one like this.	Yes it does.
my friend, you always surprise me.	We wear so many goddam masks after a while they get stuck to our faces, you know? And they don't come off. But when you find the one person who really knows you, and then you lose her...
i really don't think that's a topic on which you have much to offer.	Did I ever tell you what Tina wrote? The night she died?
you got a real problem with priorities, you know that?	I really don't think that's a topic on which you have much to offer.
the face decays, the mask doesn't. art lasts, we don't. that's why art's so valuable. it's a little piece of immortality.	You got a real problem with priorities, you know that?
i figured that out.	The face decays, the mask doesn't. Art lasts, we don't. That's why art's so valuable. It's a little piece of immortality.
take this mask. it may look like the empress, but it's not.	I figured that out.
you don't really think i'd leave ten million dollars worth of our chips in her bag?  what matters isn't what's real. it's what we <u>think</u> is real--what matters is the art.	Take this mask. It may look like the Empress, but it's not.
thought you had to use some of these.	You don't really think I'd leave ten million dollars worth of our chips in her bag?  What matters isn't what's real. It's what we <u>think</u> is real--what matters is the art.
call it an expression of trust.	Thought you had to use some of these.
you're giving them to me?	Call it an expression of trust.
thirty-five next generation microchips. copper, not silicon. value: one million each.	You're giving them to me?
faith is angels dancing on the head of a pin. i got to have trust.	She won't tell me everything. It's a bank job, that's all I know.
you'll just have to have faith.	Faith is angels dancing on the head of a pin. I got to have trust.
to yourself, that's where.	You'll just have to have faith.
you know where my loyalties lie.	To yourself, that's where.
you better be keeping your mind on business. it's not just me you got to worry about. i've got some very unpleasant folks looking over my shoulder.	You know where my loyalties lie.
it's never happened before. what makes you think it's happening now?	You better be keeping your mind on business. It's not just me you got to worry about. I've got some very unpleasant folks looking over my shoulder.
my antenna is up, it is fully extended, and i am picking up...what is it? it is, can it be? the boy is in el, u, v.	It's never happened before. What makes you think it's happening now?
she reminds you of yourself. there's nobody you admire more.	My antenna is up, it is fully extended, and I am picking up...what is it? It is, can it be? The boy is in el, u, v.
she's good. give her that. almost as good as she thinks she is.	She reminds you of yourself. There's nobody you admire more.
you're impressed with her, aren't you?	She's good. Give her that. Almost as good as she thinks she is.
she's calling the shots now.	You're impressed with her, aren't you?
i'm waiting for the tell part.	She's calling the shots now.
this is just show and tell.	I'm waiting for the tell part.
that's because we live in the future. which is what's on my mind.	This is just show and tell.
it's not just art, it's history. something you americans don't care about--because you haven't got any.	That's because we live in the future. Which is what's on my mind.
doesn't look like much. how come those commos want it so bad?	It's not just art, it's history. Something you Americans don't care about--because you haven't got any.
check out my ball.	Doesn't look like much. How come those Commos want it so bad?
tonight your league night?	Check out my ball.
you damn well thought wrong.	I'm terribly sorry old man.
oh, look at me, darling. i thought this gentleman was a waiter.	You damn well thought wrong.
suspicious, after all these years?	You change partners, you change the rules.
you better not be taking on a new partner.	Suspicious, after all these years?
we're supposed to.	You better not be taking on a new partner.
you two make quite a couple.	We're supposed to.
because it pays off.	You two make quite a couple.
remind me why.	Because it pays off.
so patience, thibeau, patience. trust me.	Remind me why.
but the second mouse gets the cheese.	So patience, Thibeau, patience. Trust me.
the early bird gets the damn worm.	But the second mouse gets the cheese.
it's too soon.	The early bird gets the damn worm.
i cannot tell you a goddamned lie. she's selling you a pig in a poke. we better do this tonight.	It's too soon.
you look like george washington.	I cannot tell you a goddamned lie. She's selling you a pig in a poke. We better do this tonight.
how the hell i'm supposed to know the damn difference?	You look like George Washington.
i said a masked ball, not a costume party.	How the hell I'm supposed to know the damn difference?
oh, it is.	It better be worth it for me.
this better be worth 1t.	Oh, it is.
i'd say she's a size 6 who wears a size 4.	This better be worth 1t.
black of course.	I'd say she's a size 6 who wears a size 4.
that's it, i sure as hell ain't no personal shopper.	Black of course.
i need you to get one more thing for me. a dress, elegant but sexy, something grace kelly would wear. maybe a balenciaga.	That's it, I sure as hell ain't no personal shopper.
because i never assume anything.	I need you to get one more thing for me. A dress, elegant but sexy, something Grace Kelly would wear. Maybe a Balenciaga.
right.	Because I never assume anything.
let me ask you, this mask, when they made it--was the old bitch dead or alive?	It's a death mask. Death mask means dead.
it's never big enough.	Let me ask you, this Mask, when they made it--was the old bitch dead or alive?
this is big enough.	It's never big enough.
we might not want to cash in our chips just yet. she has another job after this one. a big one.	This is big enough.
inconvenient is trying to find a pulsing laser with magic arms in two days.	You are a miracle worker.
if we don't bypass it, the temperature in the mask room will change and set off the alarm. that would be inconvenient.	Inconvenient is trying to find a pulsing laser with magic arms in two days.
sure wouldn't want you to be uncomfortable.	If we don't bypass it, the temperature in the Mask room will change and set off the alarm. That would be inconvenient.
we're going to need a vacuum with a battery pack for the dust. the air filters might be wired. and a bypass hose for the ac.	Sure wouldn't want you to be uncomfortable.
you're not the one trying to get all this shit. you think they've just got a crooks r us on every corner?	We're going to need a vacuum with a battery pack for the dust. The air filters might be wired. And a bypass hose for the AC.
the key to success is using the right tools.	You're not the one trying to get all this shit. You think they've just got a Crooks R Us on every corner?
had to get a liquid plasma screen.	The key to success is using the right tools.
the porta power...comm kits...got the ir/thermo camera?	Had to get a liquid plasma screen.
and you do it so well.	The porta power...comm kits...got the IR/Thermo camera?
yeah, the lord of the manor doesn't haul his own groceries.	And you do it so well.
i'd give you a hand but it wouldn't look good.	Yeah, the lord of the manor doesn't haul his own groceries.
don't go getting sentimental. you're no damn good at it.	I'd give you a hand but it wouldn't look good.
tina was a wonderful woman.	Don't go getting sentimental. You're no damn good at it.
in the van.	Tina was a wonderful woman.
which is--	In the van.
they work off the o2 tank just like the slice pack.	Which is--
i'm not real big on collecting banged up ferraris at airports.	Next time I'll use valet parking.
um, erin?  listen.  even though you're not necessarily my favorite person in the world ...  ... sometimes you're not half-bad.	I'm gonna assume that was meant as a compliment, Anna, and just say thank you.
what the fuck did you do with my stuff?	Don't use language with me --
where've you been?	What the fuck did you do with my stuff?
anna?  with this real-estate valuing stuff - - could you remind me, cause i'm a little confused about how exactly we do that.	Erin, you've been here three weeks.  If you don't know how to do your job by now, I am not about to do it for you.
oh, hell.  i'm dyslexic.	That's a joke, right?
... what we do in here is keep track of all the case files.  that way, at any time, we can find out a case's status -- where it is in the office, stuff like that.  we file 'em all here, alphabetically --	Oh, hell.  I'm dyslexic.
tell you what, why don't you go on over to reception, tell them i said mario should take you to the airport.	Hey, excellent.  Thanks.
mr. masry, before you go off on some crusade, you might want to remember who it is you're dealing with here.  pg&e is a 28- billion dollar corporation.	Thanks.  I'll keep it in mind.
wait a minute -- i thought we were negotiating here.	250,000 is all I'm authorized to offer.
a million things could have caused those problems.  poor diet, bad genes, irresponsible lifestyle.  our offer is final and more than fair.	Wait a minute -- I thought we were negotiating here.
i understand they've had a bad run of luck, health-wise, and they have my sympathies. but that's not pg&e's fault.	You're kidding, right?  Look at these readings for Christ's sake. PG&E's own technicians documented toxic levels of hexavalent chromium in those test wells, on numerous occasions.
what about in terms of medical expenses? 250,000 doesn't come close to what this family's gonna have to spend on doctors.	I understand they've had a bad run of luck, health-wise, and they have my sympathies. But that's not PG&E's fault.
in terms of land value out in hinkley, mr. masry, we feel it's a more than fair price.	What about in terms of medical expenses? 250,000 doesn't come close to what this family's gonna have to spend on doctors.
250,000?	In terms of land value out in Hinkley, Mr. Masry, we feel it's a more than fair price.
all of 'em?	All of them.
fax these to this number, okay?	All of 'em?
what's she doing here?	Who?
nothing you can't show up for with a stain.	What's she doing here?
i didn't mean for you to leave them in the middle of the floor.  jesus.  look at me. what do i have this afternoon?	Nothing you can't show up for with a stain.
it's those files you asked for.	I didn't mean for you to leave them in the middle of the floor.  Jesus.  Look at me. What do I have this afternoon?
what the hell is this doing here?	It's those files you asked for.
you shouldn't judge, brenda.	Right.  Lap-dancers are people too.
erin brockovich.  car accident.  not her fault, she says.  and she looks like such an honest girl, don't you think?	You shouldn't judge, Brenda.
whoa.  remind me.	Erin Brockovich.  Car accident.  Not her fault, she says.  And she looks like such an honest girl, don't you think?
he's a low-life.  speaking of which, that's your nine o'clock in there.	Whoa.  Remind me.
carlos isn't a friend; he's a client.	He's a low-life.  Speaking of which, that's your nine o'clock in there.
tequila.  from your drug dealer friend.	Carlos isn't a friend; he's a client.
what do you think?  what's this?	Tequila.  From your drug dealer friend.
his dry cleaners.  you want him?	What do you think?  What's this?
oh, jesus.  who's responsible for his pain and suffering this time?	His dry cleaners.  You want him?
tony marvin.	Oh, Jesus.  Who's responsible for his pain and suffering this time?
an er doctor who spends his days saving lives was the one out of control --	That asshole smashed in my fucking neck!
he came tearing around the corner, out of control --	An ER doctor who spends his days saving lives was the one out of control --
so you say.	He came tearing around the corner, out of control --
what?  hey -- <u>he</u> hit <u>me</u>.	So you say.
so.  you must've been feeling pretty desperate that afternoon.	What's your point?
there's more than one?	Yeah.  There's two.  Why?
which one?	There's more than one?
seventeen thousand in debt.  whew.  is your ex-husband helping out?	Which one?
usually, in adults, it's from exposure to bacteria or a virus or ...	... or lemme guess -- toxic waste?
how does someone get meningitis?	Usually, in adults, it's from exposure to bacteria or a virus or ...
she must be a tough cookie, cause it's a pretty advanced case.  i'd say she's been walking around with it for a few weeks now.	How does someone get meningitis?
jesus.	She must be a tough cookie, cause it's a pretty advanced case.  I'd say she's been walking around with it for a few weeks now.
it's an inflammation of the spinal cord and part of the brain.	Jesus.
meningitis?  what the hell is meningitis?	It's an inflammation of the spinal cord and part of the brain.
yup.	Oh my God.  Oh my God.
and get someone to help around the house.	Yup.
any school you want.	And get someone to help around the house.
i can put them in a good school.	Any school you want.
it's enough -- for whatever you need, for whatever your girls need, for whatever your girls' girls need -- it'll be enough.	I can put them in a good school.
i don't even know how much money that is.	It's enough -- for whatever you need, for whatever your girls need, for whatever your girls' girls need -- it'll be enough.
five million dollars.	I don't even know how much money that is.
five million dollars?	Five million dollars.
and he's making them give five million of it to you all.	Five million dollars?
oh, my god.	And he's making them give five million of it to you all.
a number for the whole group, or for us?	Both.
the judge came up with a number.	A number for the whole group, or for us?
well, then -- if you're feeling up to it, maybe we should talk shop.	The judge came up with a number.
it's a good day.  i feel good.	Well, then -- if you're feeling up to it, maybe we should talk shop.
for what?	Well, I was gonna head over to the Browns now.  I was thinking -- Mandy really values your opinion ...
you wouldn't happen to have a little time right now, would you, donna?	For what?
sure wish i had longer to get used to the idea.  you think if you got no uterus, and no breasts, you're still technically a woman?	Sure you are.  You're just a happier woman, cause you don't have to deal with maxi-pads and underwire.
no.  hunh-uh, see, that's not what the doctor said.  he said one's got absolutely nothing to do with the other.	Right, but -- didn't you say he was paid by PG&E?
i know.  but the toxicologist i been talking to?  he gave me a list of problems that can come from hexavalent chromium exposure. and everything you all have is on that list.	No.  Hunh-uh, see, that's not what the doctor said.  He said one's got absolutely nothing to do with the other.
well -- then it's gotta be a different than what's in our water, cause ours is okay. the guys from pg&e told me.  they sat right in the kitchen and said it was fine.	I know.  But the toxicologist I been talking to?  He gave me a list of problems that can come from hexavalent chromium exposure. And everything you all have is on that list.
yeah.	Well -- then it's gotta be a different than what's in our water, cause ours is okay. The guys from PG&E told me.  They sat right in the kitchen and said it was fine.
and you say this stuff, this hexavalent chromium -- it's poisonous?	Yeah.
it was right up on the pg&e property over there.	And you say this stuff, this hexavalent chromium -- it's poisonous?
an on-site monitoring well?  that means --	It was right up on the PG&E property over there.
seems like an awful big coincidence -- your water being messed with and you being so sick.	Not around here.  This is a rough part of the world.  Hard times, not a lot of money, not a lot of luck.  It's a challenge, staying healthy in a town like this.  Heck, even our dogs up and die.
well, hell, maybe that's why you all have been so sick --	I thought the same thing, right off the bat. That's why we went to see the doctor.  But hunh-uh.  Turns out one's got nothing to do with the other.
it's a chemical they used over at that compressor station up the road there.	Well, hell, maybe that's why you all have been so sick --
what's chromium?	It's a chemical they used over at that compressor station up the road there.
the what?	The chromium.  Well, that's what kicked this whole thing off.
cause of the chromium.	The what?
wow.  why would they do that?	Cause of the chromium.
you bet.  paid for a check-up for the whole family.  and not like with insurance where you pay, then wait a year to be reimbursed, either.  they just took care of it.  just like that.  we never even saw a bill.	Wow.  Why would they do that?
they did?	You bet.  Paid for a check-up for the whole family.  And not like with insurance where you pay, then wait a year to be reimbursed, either.  They just took care of it.  Just like that.  We never even saw a bill.
well, they paid for the doctor's visit.	They did?
right, but -- i'm sorry, i don't see why you were corresponding with pg&e about it in the first place.	Well, they paid for the doctor's visit.
are you kidding?  with how our lives are, if i start subdividing files, i'll be sunk.  i just kept all pg&e correspondence in one place.	Right, but -- I'm sorry, I don't see why you were corresponding with PG&E about it in the first place.
yeah, i can see that.  i guess the only thing that confused me is - - not that your medical problems aren't important, but -- how come the files about them are in with all the real estate stuff?	Are you kidding?  With how our lives are, if I start subdividing files, I'll be sunk.  I just kept all PG&E correspondence in one place.
so the whole idea of selling the house -- don't get me wrong, i'd be glad to move to some better place, but if they aren't gonna pay us properly, i just don't see the point.	Yeah, I can see that.  I guess the only thing that confused me is - - not that your medical problems aren't important, but -- how come the files about them are in with all the real estate stuff?
i'll say.  holy moley.	So the whole idea of selling the house -- don't get me wrong, I'd be glad to move to some better place, but if they aren't gonna pay us properly, I just don't see the point.
thank you.  it's in remission now, thank the lord, but you never know.  and then while that's going on, i end up having to have a hysterectomy.  plus a whole mess of lumps removed from my breasts.  all benign so far, but still, no matter how positive you stay, an operation can still take it out of you.	I'll say.  Holy moley.
yeah, i'm real sorry to hear that.	Thank you.  It's in remission now, thank the Lord, but you never know.  And then while that's going on, I end up having to have a hysterectomy.  Plus a whole mess of lumps removed from my breasts.  All benign so far, but still, no matter how positive you stay, an operation can still take it out of you.
i know.  they're more than a bit unusual. see, two years ago, pete got hodgkin's disease.  that's a kind of cancer --	Yeah, I'm real sorry to hear that.
yeah, i'm real glad you brought that up.  i was going through your file here, and i ran into these medical records.  they kinda surprised me --	I know.  They're more than a bit unusual. See, two years ago, Pete got Hodgkin's disease.  That's a kind of cancer --
cause first you gotta move, then there's decorating, and if the windows aren't the same size, you know -- you're making all new curtains.  honest to god, i don't know if i have the energy.  you know, i've been sick. me and peter both have.	Yeah, I'm real glad you brought that up.  I was going through your file here, and I ran into these medical records.  They kinda surprised me --
right.	Cause first you gotta move, then there's decorating, and if the windows aren't the same size, you know -- you're making all new curtains.  Honest to God, I don't know if I have the energy.  You know, I've been sick. Me and Peter both have.
thank you.  i think so too.  that's why i'm being such a stickler on this house price thing.  i don't mean to be a pain in pg&e's backside, especially after all they've done for hinkley, but i look around here and i think, if they want this place, they're gonna have to pay for it.  and i don't just mean pay for the house; i'd like them to pay me for the trouble of starting over.	Right.
yeah?  i should learn to do stuff like that. they make the place feel real homey.	Thank you.  I think so too.  That's why I'm being such a stickler on this house price thing.  I don't mean to be a pain in PG&E's backside, especially after all they've done for Hinkley, but I look around here and I think, if they want this place, they're gonna have to pay for it.  And I don't just mean pay for the house; I'd like them to pay me for the trouble of starting over.
i added air conditioning, put in the pool, made all those pillows by hand ...	Yeah?  I should learn to do stuff like that. They make the place feel real homey.
well it oughta be, with all the work i put into it.	I added air conditioning, put in the pool, made all those pillows by hand ...
this is a real nice place you got here.	Well it oughta be, with all the work I put into it.
hell, no.  i hate lawyers.  i just work for them.  you got a minute?	This is a real nice place you got here.
you're a lawyer?	Hell, no.  I hate lawyers.  I just work for them.  You got a minute?
i'm erin brockovich, from masry & vititoe?	You're a lawyer?
yes?	I'm Erin Brockovich, from Masry & Vititoe?
hi.  donna irving?	Yes?
two million dollars?	The firm took in sixty.  That's three percent.  Seemed like a fair bonus to me.
take it.	Two million dollars?
what is that?	Take it.
okay, fine.  <u>fine</u>  you backed me into a corner again.  you're holding me hostage ...	What is that?
ed, i swear, i'm not --	Okay, fine.  <u>Fine</u>  You backed me into a corner again.  You're holding me hostage ...
"i can always find someplace else to work. someplace that'll pay me a fortune and give me a view of the french riviera ..."	Ed, I swear, I'm not --
i wasn't gonna --	"I can always find someplace else to work. Someplace that'll pay me a fortune and give me a view of the French Riviera ..."
the extortion, the threats ...	I wasn't gonna --
here what comes?	The extortion, the threats ...
oh, okay.  here it comes.	Here what comes?
yeah.  yours is nicer.	Oh, okay.  Here it comes.
you see your office?	Yeah.  Yours is nicer.
careful you don't spit from here; you could kill someone.	You see your office?
how do you know that?	Cause you got a little voice in your head saying, do the right thing.  Give him another chance.
but i know you're not gonna quit on me.	How do you know that?
the luckiest son of a bitch in the universe, erin.  the luckiest son of a bitch in history.	But I know you're not gonna quit on me.
say you'd be the luckiest son of a bitch on earth if i didn't up and quit over all this.	The luckiest son of a bitch in the universe, Erin.  The luckiest son of a bitch in history.
i did.  both.	Say you'd be the luckiest son of a bitch on Earth if I didn't up and quit over all this.
say you shortchanged me and you shortchanged yourself.	I did.  Both.
i was wrong.	Say you shortchanged me and you shortchanged yourself.
say you were wrong.	I was wrong.
i don't know what to say.	Say you were wrong.
ho - ly - shit.	Oh, now don't get all jealous, Ed.  I got a little something for you, too.
erin?  what are you --	You know what, Mr. Potter?  I completely forgot your birthday this year.  And seeing as how you've been so good to me, I think that is a terrible oversight.  So what I been doing over the last few days is I've been putting together a present for you.
morning!	Erin?  What are you --
erin --	No, I'm serious.  You know what Kurt Potter is?  He's the kind of guy who never would have taken this case in the first place. He's the kind of guy who would have sold these plaintiffs down the river when PG&E offered 20 million.  He doesn't work like us, Ed.  There's no little voice in his head telling him to do the right thing.
fuck kurt.	Erin --
because kurt doesn't want to work with you. he thinks you're a loose cannon.	Fuck Kurt.
why not?	Because Kurt doesn't want to work with you. He thinks you're a loose cannon.
this isn't doctor's orders.  it's mine.  i'm saying you can't come.	Why not?
the fuck i'm not.  i don't care what the doctor says --	This isn't doctor's orders.  It's mine.  I'm saying you can't come.
you're not gonna be there.	The fuck I'm not.  I don't care what the doctor says --
okay, good.  i think i should be the one to tell 'em, cause they trust me more than --	You're not gonna be there.
tuesday at seven, at the hinkley firehouse.	Okay, good.  I think I should be the one to tell 'em, cause they trust me more than --
when?  where?	Tuesday at seven, at the Hinkley firehouse.
<u>i know</u>.  we're having a meeting, it's all set up --	When?  Where?
fuck legal terms.  we're talking about human beings here.  sick people.  a whole bunch of them are gonna be dead in ten years.  they need their money now!  we gotta get 'em to agree to the arbitration, ed.  we gotta get every damn one of those plaintiffs to --	<u>I know</u>.  We're having a meeting, it's all set up --
hey, that's not so bad.  compare it to the love canal -- that was twenty years ago, and those people still haven't seen a dime.  so in legal terms, ten years is --	Fuck legal terms.  We're talking about human beings here.  Sick people.  A whole bunch of them are gonna be dead in ten years.  They need their money now!  We gotta get 'em to agree to the arbitration, Ed.  We gotta get every damn one of those plaintiffs to --
i'm sorry, are you saying that if this thing goes to trial, it'll be <u>ten years</u> before these plaintiffs see their money?	Hey, that's not so bad.  Compare it to the Love Canal -- that was twenty years ago, and those people still haven't seen a dime.  So in legal terms, ten years is --
five years, maybe, for a trial.  double that for the appeal.	I'm sorry, are you saying that if this thing goes to trial, it'll be <u>ten years</u> before these plaintiffs see their money?
wait, what do you mean, ten years?	Five years, maybe, for a trial.  Double that for the appeal.
because.  they know the evidence; they know they're gonna lose a jury trial.  maybe they wouldn't lose 400 million bucks, but once you factor in all they'd spend on this case in the next ten years, it makes a lot of --	Wait, what do you mean, ten years?
so why would pg&e offer it?	Because.  They know the evidence; they know they're gonna lose a jury trial.  Maybe they wouldn't lose 400 million bucks, but once you factor in all they'd spend on this case in the next ten years, it makes a lot of --
with nothing linking it to the corporate offices yet, i'd say we'll end up on the lower end of that.  still a lot of money.	So why would PG&E offer it?
and if you had to guess ...	With nothing linking it to the corporate offices yet, I'd say we'll end up on the lower end of that.  Still a lot of money.
uh-huh.	And if you had to guess ...
between 50 and 400 million, definitely?	Uh-huh.
i know.  i'm sorry.  do i get to hear what happened anyway?	Between 50 and 400 million, definitely?
i'm not gonna fire you.  i wanted to.  but then you got sick, and that woulda made me look like a shit.  you embarrassed me, erin.	I know.  I'm sorry.  Do I get to hear what happened anyway?
if you're here to fire me, your timing's lousy.	I'm not gonna fire you.  I wanted to.  But then you got sick, and that woulda made me look like a shit.  You embarrassed me, Erin.
don't give me that.  you've gotten plenty. you've been well-paid; you've gotten lots of perks ...	Perks?  Jesus -- <u>perks</u>?
bullshit.  you stuck me in siberia dictating to some god damn steno clerk so you could finish this thing without me.  after all i've done for you, that's the thanks i get.	Don't give me that.  You've gotten plenty. You've been well-paid; you've gotten lots of perks ...
no one's taking anything --	Bullshit.  You stuck me in Siberia dictating to some God damn steno clerk so you could finish this thing without me.  After all I've done for you, that's the thanks I get.
how dare you take that away from me.	No one's taking anything --
<u>not personal</u>?  that's my <u>work</u> in there, ed. my sweat, my labor, my time.  if that's not personal, i don't know what is.	How dare you take that away from me.
okay, now you're making this personal, and it isn't --	<u>Not personal</u>?  That's my <u>work</u> in there, Ed. My sweat, my labor, my time.  If that's not personal, I don't know what is.
"fun?"  jesus, "<u>fun</u>?"  i kill myself for a year and a half, hand you the best case of your life on a god damn silver platter, remind you of why you became a lawyer in the first place, and you think of me as "fun?"	Okay, now you're making this personal, and it isn't --
you're emotional.  you're erratic.  you say any god damn thing that comes into your head.  and i'm not saying that's bad.  that can be great; that can be a lot of fun --	"Fun?"  Jesus, "<u>fun</u>?"  I kill myself for a year and a half, hand you the best case of your life on a God damn silver platter, remind you of why you became a lawyer in the first place, and you think of me as "fun?"
and, what, i'm not serious?	You're emotional.  You're erratic.  You say any God damn thing that comes into your head.  And I'm not saying that's bad.  That can be great; that can be a lot of fun --
look, this is serious now.  they're talking serious money --	And, what, I'm not serious?
kurt thought?  what about you?  do you think anymore?	Look, this is serious now.  They're talking serious money --
okay, look.  it's an important meeting. kurt thought, if it was just lawyers --	Kurt thought?  What about you?  Do you think anymore?
bullshit.  you'd drag me off my deathbed if it suited you.	Okay, look.  It's an important meeting. Kurt thought, if it was just lawyers --
look, you said you weren't feeling great.  i thought you should rest.	Bullshit.  You'd drag me off my deathbed if it suited you.
people don't fly down in their own god damn plane for "just a meeting" --	Look, you said you weren't feeling great.  I thought you should rest.
erin, it's just a meeting.	People don't fly down in their own god damn plane for "just a meeting" --
if you tell me to relax, i'm gonna kick your fucking head off --	Erin, it's just a meeting.
not in my world.	Gee, I wonder why.
because <u>that's how people treat each other</u>!	Not in my world.
why the fuck should i respect her?	Because <u>that's how people treat each other</u>!
bullshit.  it was a misunderstanding.  but instead of handling it politely, instead of treating her with respect --	Why the fuck should I respect her?
she insulted me!	Bullshit.  It was a misunderstanding.  But instead of handling it politely, instead of treating her with respect --
why good?	He's got a reputation for doing all his --
counts?	Reasons PG&E thinks it shouldn't go to --
what's a demur?	It's PG&E saying to the judge that we don't have a case.  Their lawyers go --
holy shit.  who do they represent, god?	Don't joke.  They might.  So do me a favor and behave yourself for once.  Ed Masry to see Kurt Potter.
plus, 40 percent of 20 million's a whole lot of money.	It's eight million dollars, Erin.  Eight million dollars.
maybe.  but maybe not.  we still don't have anything linking this to pg&e corporate. plus, there's the statute problem.  plus, we're way short on manpower, so we'd need to bring on more lawyers ...	Plus, 40 percent of 20 million's a whole lot of money.
do you think we'd do better by going to trial?	Maybe.  but maybe not.  We still don't have anything linking this to PG&E corporate. Plus, there's the statute problem.  Plus, we're way short on manpower, so we'd need to bring on more lawyers ...
and it's less than pocket change for pg&e.	Do you think we'd do better by going to trial?
... but it won't cover annabelle daniels's medical bills.	And it's less than pocket change for PG&E.
i'm thinking ... i wish someone else had to make this decision.  50 thousand bucks is more than any other california toxic plaintiff has gotten. ever.  but ...	... but it won't cover Annabelle Daniels's medical bills.
so what are you thinking?	I'm thinking ... I wish someone else had to make this decision.  50 thousand bucks is more than any other California toxic plaintiff has gotten. Ever.  But ...
it's about 50 thousand per plaintiff.	So what are you thinking?
whoa.  no shit.	It's about 50 thousand per plaintiff.
things like the head counsel for pg&e calling me with an offer.  20 million, plus attorney's fees.  take it or leave it.	Whoa.  No shit.
what kind of things come up?	Things like the head counsel for PG&E calling me with an offer.  20 million, plus attorney's fees.  Take it or leave it.
i'll see what i can do.	You might want to think real hard about the amount, too.  My kids are sitting in the God damn parking lot right now, cause I still don't make enough to afford good child care. Makes me think about looking around for a job where I'm appreciated, for shit's sake.
i want my paycheck.  by the end of the day.	I'll see what I can do.
is that what you want?	I want my paycheck.  By the end of the day.
fuck you.  make time.  cause i bust my ass for you.  i watch everything else in my life go straight in the toilet, for you.  and what do you do for me?  huh?  you see the way i'm treated around here -- but have you ever stood up for me once?  have you ever mentioned to everyone what good work i'm doing?  have you ever bothered saying, hey, erin doesn't get paid the most cause she has the best tits; she gets paid the most cause she's the best god damn employee i've ever had?	Is that what you want?
erin, you're a big girl.  if you got a problem with jane, work it out for yourself. i don't have time to deal with --	Fuck you.  Make time.  Cause I bust my ass for you.  I watch everything else in my life go straight in the toilet, for you.  And what do you do for me?  Huh?  You see the way I'm treated around here -- but have you ever stood up for me once?  Have you ever mentioned to everyone what good work I'm doing?  Have you ever bothered saying, hey, Erin doesn't get paid the most cause she has the best tits; she gets paid the most cause she's the best God damn employee I've ever had?
it's my paycheck.  which i earned.  which i deserve.  which i shouldn't have to beg for. that fat-ass bitch won't give it to me.	Erin, you're a big girl.  If you got a problem with Jane, work it out for yourself. I don't have time to deal with --
oh, jesus.  you wanna tell me what the problem is here, or --	It's my paycheck.  Which I earned.  Which I deserve.  Which I shouldn't have to beg for. That fat-ass bitch won't give it to me.
yeah, i mind.  you bet your ass i mind.	Oh, Jesus.  You wanna tell me what the problem is here, or --
i'm sorry, i'm gonna have to put you on hold for just one second here --  do you mind?	Yeah, I mind.  You bet your ass I mind.
i want my fucking money --	I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to put you on hold for just one second here --  Do you mind?
i was just asking.  are you all right?	Yeah.  Yeah, I'm ... fine.
no, ed -- what with me running for my life, i didn't have time to check those things --	I was just asking.  Are you all right?
he's gone.  did you get a license plate?  or a make?	No, Ed -- what with me running for my life, I didn't have time to check those things --
i don't know.  big.  dark.	He's gone.  Did you get a license plate?  Or a make?
what kind of truck?	I don't know.  Big.  Dark.
what?  who?	Some guy in a truck -- he waited till I was alone, then he followed me, like, two miles. Jesus, I'm shaking.  Get me a beer.
someone's following me.	What?  Who?
he said he'd be at the gas station at six.	Boy, this job takes me to some of the best damn places, huh?
d'you get his name?  course not.  jesus, ed --	He said he'd be at the gas station at six.
hey.  a new plaintiff called, wants to meet you.  i told him we'd be out there thursday.	D'you get his name?  Course not.  Jesus, Ed --
jesus.  they look like the secret service.	They're trying to intimidate us.  Tell them to wait in the conference room.
from their tone of voice on the phone, i'd say they're taking us more seriously.	Yeah, I heard that one before.
if they've sent that little shmuck baum again, i'm gonna be real pissed off.	From their tone of voice on the phone, I'd say they're taking us more seriously.
hey.  i like working with you.	Well, good, Ed.  I like working with you too.
i would now.	Hey.  I like working with you.
you didn't care about my case?	I would now.
me too.  that's why i like it.  it's been a long time since i had a case i cared about.	You didn't care about my case?
really?  it makes me sick.	Me too.  That's why I like it.  It's been a long time since I had a case I cared about.
i like this case.	Really?  It makes me sick.
jesus christ, ed -- you know, the more i work on this thing, the more i realize what a crock of shit this legal system is.  here we got a company that poisoned a whole aquifer -- that built a pool for a town, then filled it with toxic water -- and <u>we're</u> the ones who've gotta bust our ass proving things?  that's just not right.	I like this case.
then they didn't know.  and if they didn't know, we can't hit 'em for punitive damages. and punitive damages is where the money is.	Jesus Christ, Ed -- you know, the more I work on this thing, the more I realize what a crock of shit this legal system is.  Here we got a company that poisoned a whole aquifer -- that built a pool for a town, then filled it with toxic water -- and <u>we're</u> the ones who've gotta bust our ass proving things?  That's just not right.
show me the document that proves that.	Then they didn't know.  And if they didn't know, we can't hit 'em for punitive damages. And punitive damages is where the money is.
oh, they knew.  they had to know.	Show me the document that proves that.
pg&e corporate is claiming they had no way of knowing what was going on in hinkley.	Oh, they knew.  They had to know.
what do you mean?	PG&E corporate is claiming they had no way of knowing what was going on in Hinkley.
we've got the pg&e fuckers in hinkley by the balls.  but nobody's getting rich unless we can pin this on the corporate pg&e fuckers in san francisco.	What do you mean?
don't give me that.  you're gonna get plenty rich off of this, mr. 40 percent.  we got those pg&e fuckers by the balls here.	We've got the PG&E fuckers in Hinkley by the balls.  But nobody's getting rich unless we can pin this on the corporate PG&E fuckers in San Francisco.
hey, i got a staff to pay, plus rent, plus i haven't billed a minute of my time since i started on this case, so you can quit hitting me up like i'm rich or something.	Don't give me that.  You're gonna get plenty rich off of this, Mr. 40 percent.  We got those PG&E fuckers by the balls here.
yeah?  then gimme another raise.	Hey, I got a staff to pay, plus rent, plus I haven't billed a minute of my time since I started on this case, so you can quit hitting me up like I'm rich or something.
erin -- lemme tell you something.  if i'da put three researchers on this, i wouldn't expect them to dig up all the information you got here.  this is some damn good work.	Yeah?  Then gimme another raise.
no shit.	No --
for your information, frank cares what was in those ponds 'cause he used to spend half his day wading around them.  that was his job.	No shit.
jesus.  i don't even wanna ask what you did to make this melendez guy talk.	For your information, Frank cares what was in those ponds 'cause he used to spend half his day wading around them.  That was his job.
i guess it was a little too inconvenient. so for fourteen years, this stuff flowed into the groundwater, free as you please.	Jesus.  I don't even wanna ask what you did to make this Melendez guy talk.
they skipped that step.	I guess it was a little too inconvenient. So for fourteen years, this stuff flowed into the groundwater, free as you please.
see, according to this, they were supposed to line the ponds so this shit couldn't seep into the ground.  but guess what --	They skipped that step.
it didn't help, but no.  the real problem's on the bottom.	See, according to this, they were supposed to line the ponds so this shit couldn't seep into the ground.  But guess what --
and that's what caused the contamination?	It didn't help, but no.  The real problem's on the bottom.
they covered 'em over.  and not too carefully either, cause you dig one inch under the surface, and the dirt is green as a fucking shamrock.	And that's what caused the contamination?
i don't remember seeing any ponds up there.	They covered 'em over.  And not too carefully either, cause you dig one inch under the surface, and the dirt is green as a fucking shamrock.
they used the hex chrom here, in these cooling tanks, as an anti-corrosive.  then they dumped it here, in these six ponds.	I don't remember seeing any ponds up there.
you wanna talk about --	<u>No</u>.
is that what i think it is?	She lived on the plume.  You never know.
what now?	Another raise wouldn't hurt.  And with all the time I'm gonna be spending on the road, I'll probably be needing my own cel phone, won't I?
you're doing the right thing, mr. masry.	Yeah, yeah.  Remind me of that when I'm filing for bankruptcy.
kinda like david and what's-his-name's whole fucking family.  okay, here's the deal -- if, and only if, you find me the evidence to back all this up -- i'll do it.  i'll take it on.	You're doing the right thing, Mr. Masry.
kinda like david and what's-his-name?	Kinda like David and what's-his-name's whole fucking family.  Okay, here's the deal -- if, and only if, you find me the evidence to back all this up -- I'll do it.  I'll take it on.
this is a whole different ball game, erin. a much bigger deal.	Kinda like David and what's-his-name?
well -- i found one document at the water board that had a toxic test well reading from 1967.  a hell of a lot of people have lived on that land since then.	This is a whole different ball game, Erin. A much bigger deal.
you think there's more?	Well -- I found one document at the water board that had a toxic test well reading from 1967.  A hell of a lot of people have lived on that land since then.
four more.  eleven people.  so far.	You think there's more?
how many families we talking about here?	Four more.  Eleven people.  So far.
oh, you do?  with all your legal expertise, you believe that?	Okay, fine.  I don't know shit about shit. But I know the difference --
we can get these people.  with a little effort, i really think we can nail their asses to the wall.	Oh, you do?  With all your legal expertise, you believe that?
i know how dna works, erin --	We can get these people.  With a little effort, I really think we can nail their asses to the wall.
and this shit is bad news, mr. masry.  not only does it attack every organ of the body, it fucks with your dna, too.  that means these people's genes, and the genes of their kids, and the genes of their grandkids --	I know how DNA works, Erin --
-- who happens to know they poisoned people and lied about it.	And this shit is bad news, Mr. Masry.  Not only does it attack every organ of the body, it fucks with your DNA, too.  That means these people's genes, and the genes of their kids, and the genes of their grandkids --
-- it's about being realistic.  something like this, erin -- it could take forever. they're a huge corporation.  they'd completely bury us in paperwork.  i'm just one guy with a shitty little p.i. firm.	-- who happens to know they poisoned people and lied about it.
bullshit.	-- It's about being realistic.  Something like this, Erin -- it could take forever. They're a huge corporation.  They'd completely bury us in paperwork.  I'm just one guy with a shitty little P.I. firm.
it's not about working hard --	Bullshit.
okay, so here's what i'll do.  i'll go on up to ted and rita daniels -- two of the nicest people you'd ever hope to meet, who spend every single day watching their little girl fight like a dog against this cancer -- i'll tell them we can't help them cause you don't feel like working that hard.	It's not about working hard --
because i said no.  look -- the only reason pg&e's even talking to us is cause this is a quiet little real estate dispute.  we add plaintiffs, and suddenly we're in the middle of a toxic tort -- with a statute problem -- against a massive utility.  no, thank you.	Okay, so here's what I'll do.  I'll go on up to Ted and Rita Daniels -- two of the nicest people you'd ever hope to meet, who spend every single day watching their little girl fight like a dog against this cancer -- I'll tell them we can't help them cause you don't feel like working that hard.
that's crazy -- why not?	Because I said no.  Look -- the only reason PG&E's even talking to us is cause this is a quiet little real estate dispute.  We add plaintiffs, and suddenly we're in the middle of a toxic tort -- with a statute problem -- against a massive utility.  No, thank you.
hunh-uh.  absolutely not.	That's crazy -- why not?
then i don't get anything either.	And I realized, he's taking a chance too.
i'm the one who's injured, and this joker who sits at a desk all day is gonna walk away with almost half my reward?	Erin --
erin --	I'm the one who's injured, and this joker who sits at a desk all day is gonna walk away with almost half my reward?
boy, do i know how you feel.  first time i heard that number, i said you got to be kidding me.  forty god damn percent?	Erin --
mr. masry, mario gets lost going to the bathroom.  they'll be driving around the valley for hours.	Yeah.  Isn't that a shame?
and you can't?	What, you think I'm made of money?
because they can.  you heard that kid -- they have 28 billion dollars at their disposal.  they can afford to waste all the time in the world.	And you can't?
i don't get why they'd do that.	Because they can.  You heard that kid -- they have 28 billion dollars at their disposal.  They can afford to waste all the time in the world.
that wasn't an offer.  a million would've been an offer.  when they send the god damn mail clerk down to jerk me off, waste my time, it's a fuck you.	I don't get why they'd do that.
at least they made an offer.	That wasn't an offer.  A million would've been an offer.  When they send the God damn mail clerk down to jerk me off, waste my time, it's a fuck you.
so you think we got 'em scared?	It sure as hell sounded like they were sitting up and taking notice.
i'm telling you, the minute brenda sent the fax -- i'm talking the second she pressed that send button -- pg&e claims department is on the phone to me, scheduling a meeting.	So you think we got 'em scared?
so far.  but that place is a pig sty.  i wouldn't be surprised if there's more.	Find out.
this is the only thing you found?	So far.  But that place is a pig sty.  I wouldn't be surprised if there's more.
a ten percent raise and benefits.  but that's it.  i'm drawing the line.	This is the only thing you found?
ten.  there's a lot of other places i could work.	A ten percent raise and benefits.  But that's it.  I'm drawing the line.
okay.  a 5% raise, and --	Ten.  There's a lot of other places I could work.
look, erin, this is not the way i do business, this extortion nonsense.	Okay.  A 5% raise, and --
i want a raise.  and benefits.  including dental.	Look, Erin, this is not the way I do business, this extortion nonsense.
lemme see it, will you?	I want a raise.  And benefits.  Including dental.
course i did.	Lemme see it, will you?
that document you found, the one that says it was the bad chromium -- you didn't happen to make a copy did you?	Course I did.
boy, you musta really fine-tooth-combed it then, huh?  and <u>you</u> fired <u>me</u>.  jesus.	That document you found, the one that says it was the bad chromium -- you didn't happen to make a copy did you?
i didn't see any medical records in there.	Boy, you musta really fine-tooth-combed it then, huh?  And <u>you</u> fired <u>me</u>.  Jesus.
the ones in the box of files.  the box of files?  the one from your office?	I didn't see any medical records in there.
what medical records?	The ones in the box of files.  The box of files?  The one from your office?
it doesn't take a genius to look at those medical records and think something's wrong.	What medical records?
so what made you think it was?	It doesn't take a genius to look at those medical records and think something's wrong.
they told her something, but it can't have been too specific, cause i talked to her, and she sure didn't think her water was bad.	So what made you think it was?
but, pg&e told her about the chromium?	They told her something, but it can't have been too specific, cause I talked to her, and she sure didn't think her water was bad.
so what's the story on this thing?  this cancer stuff?	You wanna know, you gotta hire me back.  I got a lot of bills to pay.
boy, are you ever a shitty judge of people.	So what's the story on this thing?  This cancer stuff?
i don't know.  maybe cause you look like someone who has a lot of fun.	Boy, are you ever a shitty judge of people.
now, why in the hell would you assume that?	I don't know.  Maybe cause you look like someone who has a lot of fun.
look, i'm sorry.  you were gone.  i just assumed you were off having fun.	Now, why in the hell would you assume that?
well, that was nice of him.  isn't it funny how some people go out of their way to help people and others just give 'em the ax?	Look, I'm sorry.  You were gone.  I just assumed you were off having fun.
he wanted you to know the legal limit for hexavalent chromium, is .05 parts per million.  and that at the rate you mentioned, .58, it could be responsible for the cancers in that family you asked about. the irvings.	Well, that was nice of him.  Isn't it funny how some people go out of their way to help people and others just give 'em the ax?
oh, yeah?	He wanted you to know the legal limit for hexavalent chromium, is .05 parts per million.  And that at the rate you mentioned, .58, it could be responsible for the cancers in that family you asked about. The Irvings.
i got an interesting call this afternoon. it was from a dr. frankel.	Oh, yeah?
what are you doing here?	I got an interesting call this afternoon. It was from a Dr. Frankel.
come on, i'm trying to help here.	Bullshit.  You're trying to feel less guilty about firing someone with three kids to feed.  Fuck if I'll help you do that.
don't bother.	Come on, I'm trying to help here.
okay, enough --  now, look, erin -- this incident aside, i don't think this is the right place for you. so what i'm gonna do is make a few calls on your behalf.  find you something else, okay?	Don't bother.
i left a message.  i've been dealing with that real estate thing.  i was gonna write up a whole damn report and --	That's not how we work here.  You don't just leave a message and take off.
erin, you've been gone for a week.	I left a message.  I've been dealing with that real estate thing.  I was gonna write up a whole damn report and --
how come you're not at lunch with the girls? you're a girl.	I guess I'm not the right kind.
excuse me?	How come you're not at lunch with the girls? You're a girl.
you're a girl.	Excuse me?
good.	You're a girl.
yeah.  i got it.  no problem.	Good.
you do know how to do that, don't you?	Yeah.  I got it.  No problem.
out to lunch with the girls.	Oh.  Huh.  Well, look, I got this file I need valued. Real estate thing.  A lady has some property next to a PG&E plant that PG&E wants to buy. I need to know what to ask for it.
where's anna?	Out to lunch with the girls.
give her a cold washcloth to suck on --  i gotta go -- there's a clean one in that bag -- i'll check back in a bit.  sorry.  my kid --	Where's Anna?
i don't wanna take your money, mr. masry.	Bullshit, you don't.
all i have is hundreds.	I don't wanna take your money, Mr. Masry.
jane's the office manager.  she handles payroll and petty cash.  but she leaves early on fridays.	Oh.  Okay.  That's okay.
i was wondering -- could you tell me who i'd talk to about maybe getting an advance on my paycheck?  just -- for the weekend.	Jane's the office manager.  She handles payroll and petty cash.  But she leaves early on Fridays.
yeah?	I was wondering -- could you tell me who I'd talk to about maybe getting an advance on my paycheck?  Just -- for the weekend.
okay, look.  if you really want to apply for a job here, you can do it the way everyone else does.  send in a rsum, make an --	I'm <u>not</u> everyone else, Mr. Masry.  I'm someone you made promises to that you didn't deliver on.  I trusted you.  With my kids' well-being.  Now, I'm smart, and I'm hard- working, and I'll do anything.  But if you think I'm leaving here without a job, you got another thing coming.
i'm sorry about that.  really.  but --	I don't need pity.  I need a paycheck.  And I've looked, but when you've spent the last six years raising babies, it's real hard to convince someone to give you a job that pays worth a damn.  So I figure, since you're the one who said I was gonna be okay, you should be the one to hire me.
you said things would be fine, and they're not.	I'm sorry about that.  Really.  But --
i never lied.  i may have miscalculated -- that happens sometimes, but --	You said things would be fine, and they're not.
there's two things i can't stand, mr. masry. being ignored, and being lied to.  you did both.	I never lied.  I may have miscalculated -- that happens sometimes, but --
you did?  wow, sorry about that.  listen, mario's a little not so bright.  he seems to think that you said --	There's two things I can't stand, Mr. Masry. Being ignored, and being lied to.  You did both.
you never called me back.  i left messages.	You did?  Wow, sorry about that.  Listen, Mario's a little not so bright.  He seems to think that you said --
i'm sorry, erin.	Yeah?  Well, fuck you.  Sorry doesn't feed my kids.
<u>settle down</u>?  i got 74 bucks to my name, mr. masry!  i can't <u>afford</u> to settle down!	I'm sorry, Erin.
okay -- let's try and settle down here.	<u>Settle down</u>?  I got 74 bucks to my name, Mr. Masry!  I can't <u>afford</u> to settle down!
bullshit.  you told me i'd get half a million dollars.  you told me i'd be set.	Okay -- let's try and settle down here.
i told you the questions might get a little personal --	Bullshit.  You told me I'd get half a million dollars.  You told me I'd be set.
oh, please, it was long over by then.  god damn, he made me look like some cheap --	I told you the questions might get a little personal --
if you hadn't used profanity --	Oh, please, it was long over by then.  God damn, he made me look like some cheap --
open and shut?  <u>open and fucking shut</u>?	If you hadn't used profanity --
... just wanna be a good mom, a nice person, a decent citizen.  just wanna take good care of my kids.  you know?	Yeah.  I know.
... matthew's six, katie's four, and beth's just nine months.	... just wanna be a good mom, a nice person, a decent citizen.  Just wanna take good care of my kids.  You know?
... couldn't take painkillers cause they made me too groggy to take care of my kids.	... Matthew's six, Katie's four, and Beth's just nine months.
they took some bone from my hip and put it in my neck.  i didn't have insurance, so i'm about seventeen thousand in debt right now.	... couldn't take painkillers cause they made me too groggy to take care of my kids.
right.	I think we should makes some changes.
i've also been thinking about the team. responsibilities, who should cover what --	Right.
corey.	Good.
who's the judge?	Corey.
how many counts?	Sixty-nine.  We've got good answers to all of 'em.
when'd they file the demur?	Yesterday.
how come you didn't say anything when you found these things?	At the time, I thought, I got six kids, some of 'em want to go to college.  I can't afford to lose my job.  I told myself I was being honorable.  But there's nothing honorable in what I did.  Maybe that's why they picked me for the job. Maybe they knew what kind of man I was.
well.  there were a few documents that i somehow didn't get around to shredding.  that i kept instead.	How come you didn't say anything when you found these things?
what do you mean?	Well.  There were a few documents that I somehow didn't get around to shredding.  That I kept instead.
course as it turns out, i'm not a very good employee.	What do you mean?
that's right.	Course as it turns out, I'm not a very good employee.
and you were told to destroy those?	That's right.
there was a lot of dull stuff -- vacation schedules, the like.  but then there were a few memos about the holding ponds.  the water in them.  they had readings from test wells, stuff like that.	And you were told to destroy those?
and ...?	There was a lot of dull stuff -- vacation schedules, the like.  But then there were a few memos about the holding ponds.  The water in them.  They had readings from test wells, stuff like that.
well, it's pretty boring work, shredding -- you gotta find some way to entertain your mind.  so yeah, i took a look.	And ...?
did you get a look at the stuff you destroyed?	Well, it's pretty boring work, shredding -- you gotta find some way to entertain your mind.  So yeah, I took a look.
nope.  and i didn't ask.	Did you get a look at the stuff you destroyed?
did he say why?	Nope.  And I didn't ask.
i was working in the compressor, and out of nowhere the supervisor calls me up to the office and says, we're gonna give you a shredder machine, and send you on down to the warehouse.  we want you to get rid of all the documents stored out there.	Did he say why?
i don't know what you're talking about.	The fuck you don't.  No one calls me Pattee. That heavy-breathing sicko that called the other night could've only found out about me from you.  People are dying, Ross.  You got document after document here, right under your nose, that says why, and you haven't said word one about it.  I wanna know how the hell you sleep at night.
hey, ross.  tell me something.  does pg&e pay you to cover their ass, or do you just do it out of the kindness of your heart?	I don't know what you're talking about.
you know what, erin?  i got nothing but time here.  why don't you let me do that for you, and you can get your kids some dinner.	Ross -- you are an absolute angel.
you're married.	Not anymore.
nope.  maiden.	You're married.
pattee?  that your middle name?	Nope.  Maiden.
heck, yeah.  come on back.  just gonna need you to sign in here --	Pattee?  That your middle name?
i wish i knew.  it's for my boss.  he's fighting his water bill, and he wants me to find all manner of bills from all kinds of places.  the easiest thing would probably be if i just squeezed back there with you and poked around myself.  would that be okay?	Heck, yeah.  Come on back.  Just gonna need you to sign in here --
you just tell me what you want to look at and i'll be glad to dig 'em out for you.	I wish I knew.  It's for my boss.  He's fighting his water bill, and he wants me to find all manner of bills from all kinds of places.  The easiest thing would probably be if I just squeezed back there with you and poked around myself.  Would that be okay?
i guess i did.	You just tell me what you want to look at and I'll be glad to dig 'em out for you.
you come to the right place.	I guess I did.
well, believe it or not, i am on the prowl for some water records.	You come to the right place.
erin.  cool.  what can i do for you, erin?	Well, believe it or not, I am on the prowl for some water records.
ross.  real pleased to meet you.  i'm erin.	Erin.  Cool.  What can I do for you, Erin?
ross.	Ross.  Real pleased to meet you.  I'm Erin.
thank you very much.  aren't you a gentleman?  mr. ...	Ross.
oh, hey -- lemme give you a hand there.	Thank you very much.  Aren't you a gentleman?  Mr. ...
county water board.  all righty, thanks.	Good luck.  Oh -- I wouldn't advertise what you're looking for if I were you ...
every county has one.  they keep records of anything water-related within their jurisdiction.  you should be able to find something there.	County water board.  All righty, thanks.
hunh-uh.  what's that?	Every county has one.  They keep records of anything water-related within their jurisdiction.  You should be able to find something there.
have you been to the water board?	Hunh-uh.  What's that?
well, how do i find out what kind of chromium is up in hinkley?	Have you been to the water board?
oh, yeah.  definitely.  highly toxic, highly carcinogenic.  bad, bad stuff.	Well, how do I find out what kind of chromium is up in Hinkley?
so that stuff -- it kills people.	Oh, yeah.  Definitely.  Highly toxic, highly carcinogenic.  Bad, bad stuff.
with repeated exposure to toxic levels -- god, anything, really -- respiratory disease, liver failure, heart failure, reproductive failure, chronic headaches, bone or organ deterioration -- plus, of course, any type of cancer.	So that stuff -- it kills people.
harmful, like -- how?  what would you get?	With repeated exposure to toxic levels -- God, anything, really -- respiratory disease, liver failure, heart failure, reproductive failure, chronic headaches, bone or organ deterioration -- plus, of course, any type of cancer.
yes.  there's straight-up chromium -- does all kinds of good things for the body. there's chrom 3, which is fairly benign, and then there's chrom 6, hexavalent chromium, which, depending on the amounts, can be very harmful.	Harmful, like -- how?  What would you get?
there's more than one kind?	Yes.  There's straight-up chromium -- does all kinds of good things for the body. There's chrom 3, which is fairly benign, and then there's chrom 6, hexavalent chromium, which, depending on the amounts, can be very harmful.
what kind of chromium is it?	There's more than one kind?
i don't know.	George!
what are you <u>doing</u>?  where's george?	I don't know.
it happens all the time.	That's not true; we had dinner together just last night.
look, i know you're mad.  but the way this job is, things come up at the last minute, real important things, and i gotta deal with them.  now i don't like me missing dinner any more than you do, but we're all gonna have to get used to it, cause the fact is, it's gonna happen sometimes.	It happens all the time.
yeah.  a real moron.	Some kind of half-wit, no-good, big-haired, bimbo, I bet.
oh, come on, where's your sense of adventure?  we're going someplace you never been before.	I'm gonna hate it.
i hate it too.  i hate this trip.	Oh, come on, where's your sense of adventure?  We're going someplace you never been before.
mommy, can i get a flower?	Sweetheart, you can get a whole big bunch.
put your napkins in your laps and eat up.	How come you're not eating?
hey, ros.  nice view, huh?	Yeah, I'm gonna start sleeping here.  Masry & Vititoe, can I -- damn it.  Does anyone know anything about these phones?
hey, ros, where are they?	In the conference --
pg& -- are you sure?	Yup.  They must be important, too, cause they came on a special plane.
some meeting.  with pg&e people.	PG& -- Are you sure?
what's going on in there?	Some meeting.  With PG&E people.
so did i.	What's going on in there?
hey, erin, i thought you were taking a sick day.	So did I.
i'm a slow reader, on account of the fact that i look at the word "dog" and see "god".	Hey, just so long as you see Him.
you've been reading for hours.	I'm a slow reader, on account of the fact that I look at the word "dog" and see "god".
masry & vititoe, can i help you?	Hi, Rosalind, this is Erin.  Brockovich. From the file room?  I was wondering if you could tell Mr. Masry that I'm following up on that real estate thing out of the office.
how come her own mom isn't helping her?	Cause her own mom's real sick, too.
yeah.  she is.  but you know what?  that's why i'm helping her.  so she can get some medicine to make her feel better.	How come her own mom isn't helping her?
she's one of the sick people?	Yeah.  She is.  But you know what?  That's why I'm helping her.  So she can get some medicine to make her feel better.
you never fall short for the work people.  i guess maybe you just love them more.	Oh, God, sweetheart, no.  There's nothing on Earth I love more than you.  Nothing.  I promise.
i never forget, honey.  i try, real hard. it's just, for some reason, i don't seem to be able to organize things right and -- when it comes to you guys, i end up falling short.	You never fall short for the work people.  I guess maybe you just love them more.
you always say that.  then you go to work and forget you promised.	I never forget, honey.  I try, real hard. It's just, for some reason, I don't seem to be able to organize things right and -- when it comes to you guys, I end up falling short.
we'll work out the roller hockey thing, okay?  whatever you want, we'll work it out. i promise.	You always say that.  Then you go to work and forget you promised.
god damn it, matthew.  what the hell are you doing out here?	I'm gonna go live with George.
randy's mom said yes right away.	Well, God damn it, Matthew -- Randy's mom doesn't work eighteen-hour days, and Randy's dad didn't leave her, so figuring out who's gonna take who where is a little easier over at Randy's house.
when?	Randy's mom said yes right away.
we'll see.	When?
can i play roller hockey?	We'll see.
yeah.	Thank God we got you away from her, huh?
there's no way a son of mine hates funky town.  it's impossible.	Well I hate it.
okay, look -- i think we got off on the wrong foot here --	That's all you got, lady.  Two wrong feet. In fucking ugly shoes.
annabelle daniels.	Annabelle Daniels.  714-454-9346.
you don't know six hundreds plaintiffs' numbers by heart.	Annabelle Daniels.
i said, <u>whose number do you need</u>?	You don't know six hundreds plaintiffs' numbers by heart.
everyone's.  this is a lawsuit.  we need to be able to contact the plaintiffs.	I said, <u>whose number do you need</u>?
whose number do you need?	Everyone's.  This is a lawsuit.  We need to be able to contact the plaintiffs.
erin.  you don't even have phone numbers for some of them.	Whose number do you need?
don't talk to me like i'm an idiot, okay?  i may not have a law degree, but i've spent 18 months on this case, and i know more about those plaintiffs than you ever will.	Erin.  You don't even have phone numbers for some of them.
no offense.  there are just some things we need that you probably didn't know to ask.	Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot, okay?  I may not have a law degree, but I've spent 18 months on this case, and I know more about those plaintiffs than you ever will.
excuse me -- theresa, was it?  there are no holes in my research.	No offense.  There are just some things we need that you probably didn't know to ask.
yeah, we had them couriered over.  and listen, good work.  they're a great start. we're just going to have to spend a little time filling in the holes in your research.	Excuse me -- Theresa, was it?  There are no holes in my research.
hey -- those are my files --	Yeah, we had them couriered over.  And listen, good work.  They're a great start. We're just going to have to spend a little time filling in the holes in your research.
promise you'll turn around if you get tired.	I will.  Bye.
no, i need my car --	We'll just be a minute.  Get a little more sleep.
real early.  we're just gonna take your car to get some breakfast.	No, I need my car --
what time is it?	Real early.  We're just gonna take your car to get some breakfast.
you shouldn't be driving around, you know. you're sick.	Yeah, but I'm gonna get better.  A lot of these folks aren't.
you know me.  i pick things up real fast.	You shouldn't be driving around, you know. You're sick.
think you could learn?	You know me.  I pick things up real fast.
and i miss you.	Yeah, well -- good help is hard to find.
i don't know.  few days.  thanks for helping me.  i appreciate it.	And I miss you.
how long's this whole thing gonna take?	I don't know.  Few days.  Thanks for helping me.  I appreciate it.
hunh-uh.  not yet.  look, don't take any of 'em on your bike, okay?  call a cab if you wanna go somewhere.	How long's this whole thing gonna take?
they up?	Hunh-uh.  Not yet.  Look, don't take any of 'em on your bike, okay?  Call a cab if you wanna go somewhere.
i don't do favors for you anymore.	It's not for me; it's for my kids.  You're the only one I trust them with.
hi.  it's me.  i got a favor to ask you.	I don't do favors for you anymore.
hello?	Hi.  It's me.  I got a favor to ask you.
thank you.	Mm-hm.
fine.  i'll drop 'em off tomorrow afternoon.	Thank you.
they said that'd be tomorrow.  they just wanna keep an eye on me another night.	Fine.  I'll drop 'em off tomorrow afternoon.
you already packed up your stuff?	I pretty much knew what your answer was gonna be.
more than you need me.	I need it.
i can't.  look -- this job -- it's the best thing that ever happened to me.  i mean it. for the first time in my life, i got people respecting me.  up in hinkley, i walk into a room and everyone shuts up just to hear what i got to say.  i never had that.  ever. don't ask me to give it up.  i need it.	More than you need me.
yeah, you can.  you could just quit.  people do it all the time.	I can't.  Look -- this job -- it's the best thing that ever happened to me.  I mean it. For the first time in my life, I got people respecting me.  Up in Hinkley, I walk into a room and everyone shuts up just to hear what I got to say.  I never had that.  Ever. Don't ask me to give it up.  I need it.
i can't leave my job, george.	Yeah, you can.  You could just quit.  People do it all the time.
i know.  but still.  six months.  i think you oughta either find a different job or a different boyfriend.  cause there may be men who don't mind being the maid and getting nothing in return, but i'm sure as shit not one of 'em.	I can't leave my job, George.
i'm sorry.  i'm just working so hard --	I know.  But still.  Six months.  I think you oughta either find a different job or a different boyfriend.  Cause there may be men who don't mind being the maid and getting nothing in return, but I'm sure as shit not one of 'em.
it's a pair of earrings.  i saw 'em in the mall one day, and i thought, damn, those would look good on those beautiful earlobes. so i bought 'em.  and i said to myself, next time erin says something nice, does something nice, i'll surprise her with 'em.  know how long ago that was?  six months.  in six months, you haven't said one nice thing to me.  that's a long time.	I'm sorry.  I'm just working so hard --
what's that?	It's a pair of earrings.  I saw 'em in the mall one day, and I thought, damn, those would look good on those beautiful earlobes. So I bought 'em.  And I said to myself, next time Erin says something nice, does something nice, I'll surprise her with 'em.  Know how long ago that was?  Six months.  In six months, you haven't said one nice thing to me.  That's a long time.
about this.	What's that?
about what?	About this.
thinking.	About what?
what's going on?  what are you doing?	Thinking.
that is not what i'm --	Bull<u>shit</u>, Erin.  Bullshit.
fuck you.  just cause i don't spend all day trying to prove what hot shit i am --	That is not what I'm --
what do you want to talk about instead? <u>your</u> day?  that's a fascinating subject.	Fuck you.  Just cause I don't spend all day trying to prove what hot shit I am --
it wouldn't kill you to talk about something other than yourself and your own fucking job once in a while --	What do you want to talk about instead? <u>Your</u> day?  That's a fascinating subject.
lock the door.	No, I wanna say hi.
that's ed.	Lock the door.
i'm just saying -- we have one night to ourselves, why do we have to spend it here?	Cause it's my office party.  If you had an office, I'd go to your party.
i'm bored, and so are the kids.	Just a few more minutes, then we can go.  Take her, will you?
what?  beth?  my beth?	Yeah.  We were sitting around at lunch and she pointed at a ball and said, "ball."
well, come to think of it, we did have a big event around here.  beth started talking.	What?  Beth?  My Beth?
no, no jokes, i gotta pee.  just tell me about your day.  what went on back there?	Well, come to think of it, we did have a big event around here.  Beth started talking.
what do you want, a joke?	No, no jokes, I gotta pee.  Just tell me about your day.  What went on back there?
i'm so tired i'm about to drive off the road.  keep me awake, willya?	What do you want, a joke?
keep your voice down.	I know what they can sleep through, Erin.  I probably know it better than you.
cause i can get a job.  i will.  and you can start leaving the kids with the chicken fat lady again.  would that make you happy?	Keep your voice down.
i didn't say that.	Cause I can get a job.  I will.  And you can start leaving the kids with the chicken fat lady again.  Would that make you happy?
if you got a problem with me taking care of your kids instead of getting some job, just say so.	I didn't say that.
nothing.	If you got a problem with me taking care of your kids instead of getting some job, just say so.
you mind telling me what that's supposed to mean?	Nothing.
how would you know?	You mind telling me what that's supposed to mean?
it doesn't have to be this complicated, erin.  there's a lot of jobs out there.	How would you know?
no, see -- that's exactly what those arrogant pg&e fucks want me to think -- that because they got all this money and power, we don't stand a chance in hell against them.  but you know what?  they're wrong.	It doesn't have to be this complicated, Erin.  There's a lot of jobs out there.
look, don't take this the wrong way, but don't you think you might be out of your league here?	No, see -- that's exactly what those arrogant PG&E fucks want me to think -- that because they got all this money and power, we don't stand a chance in hell against them.  But you know what?  They're wrong.
i'm not in danger.  i have a dead bolt. remember?	Look, don't take this the wrong way, but don't you think you might be out of your league here?
come on, erin.  a job's supposed to pay your bills, not put you in danger.	I'm not in danger.  I have a dead bolt. Remember?
i'm not gonna quit cause of one creepy phone call, george.	Come on, Erin.  A job's supposed to pay your bills, not put you in danger.
i'm just saying --	I know what you're saying, and I don't wanna hear it.  I am doing the best I can.
well, hell, i guess that's it, then, huh? they're scarred for life.  they're gonna start holding up 7-11's any day now.	I'm just saying --
one toy per kid is doing something nice. four is ... something else.	Well, hell, I guess that's it, then, huh? They're scarred for life.  They're gonna start holding up 7-11's any day now.
george, i am just trying to do something nice for my kids on my one day off.  could you please not give me a hard time about it?	One toy per kid is doing something nice. Four is ... something else.
no i'm not.  look at me.  i'm not.	You're someone to me.  You're someone real special to me.
you are someone.	No I'm not.  Look at me.  I'm not.
well, i'm sure as hell not what i thought i was gonna be.  i was supposed to have one of those great lives, with everything all laid- out and perfect.  i mean, hell -- i was miss wichita, for god's sakes.  did i tell you that?  you live next door to a real live beauty queen.  i still got the tiara.  i kept it cause i thought it meant something.  i thought it meant i was gonna do something great with my life.  i thought it proved i was gonna grow up to be someone.	You are someone.
you're not nothing, erin.	Well, I'm sure as hell not what I thought I was gonna be.  I was supposed to have one of those great lives, with everything all laid- out and perfect.  I mean, hell -- I was Miss Wichita, for God's sakes.  Did I tell you that?  You live next door to a real live beauty queen.  I still got the tiara.  I kept it cause I thought it meant something.  I thought it meant I was gonna do something great with my life.  I thought it proved I was gonna grow up to be someone.
doesn't matter.  doesn't make one bit of difference.  oh god, george, how'd this happen to me? how'd i end up so ... so <u>nothing</u>?	You're not nothing, Erin.
what?  but you been working so hard --	Doesn't matter.  Doesn't make one bit of difference.  Oh God, George, how'd this happen to me? How'd I end up so ... so <u>nothing</u>?
i <u>can't</u> call an exterminator.  i can't afford one.  god, i can't even afford my <u>phone</u>.  i got fired.	What?  But you been working so hard --
it's a simple thing.  everybody gets them. all we gotta do is call an exterminator.	I <u>can't</u> call an exterminator.  I can't afford one.  God, I can't even afford my <u>phone</u>.  I got fired.
what kind of person lives like this?  huh? what kind of person lets her kids run around in a house crawling with bugs the size of housecats?	It's a simple thing.  Everybody gets them. All we gotta do is call an exterminator.
great.	I'm gonna clean it up.
what are you doing here?	Fixing a leak under your sink.
you think it could make you sick, living in a place like this?	What do you mean?
i guess we get what we pay for, huh?	You think it could make you sick, living in a place like this?
thanks for reminding me.	I guess we get what we pay for, huh?
i'm gonna put a dead bolt on your front door, too.  this isn't exactly the safest neighborhood in the world, you know.	Thanks for reminding me.
what're you doing?	Better safe than sorry.
this isn't gonna get you laid, you know.	Yeah, we'll just see about that, won't we?
yup.  usually working on my bike.  no big deal.  if it doesn't work out, you can send 'em back to the chicken fat lady.	This isn't gonna get you laid, you know.
you're around every afternoon?	Yup.  Usually working on my bike.  No big deal.  If it doesn't work out, you can send 'em back to the chicken fat lady.
cause i like kids.  i like hanging out with them.	Right.
why in the hell would you want to watch my kids?	Cause I like kids.  I like hanging out with them.
then lemme remind you, the polite thing is to say, thank you, that's a real nice offer, i don't mind taking you up on it.	Why in the hell would you want to watch my kids?
it's been a while.  maybe i'm just out of practice.	Then lemme remind you, the polite thing is to say, thank you, that's a real nice offer, I don't mind taking you up on it.
are you this hard on everyone who tries to help you?	It's been a while.  Maybe I'm just out of practice.
i hope that's not supposed to impress me.	Are you this hard on everyone who tries to help you?
i do construction, which pays real good. and i make it last by living cheap.	I hope that's not supposed to impress me.
yeah?  and what do you do the rest of the time, live off your trust fund?	I do construction, which pays real good. And I make it last by living cheap.
i'm not a deadbeat.  i work when i need to.	Yeah?  And what do you do the rest of the time, live off your trust fund?
great.  another deadbeat.	I'm not a deadbeat.  I work when I need to.
i was serious before, you know.  if you need someone to keep an eye on them -- after school or something -- i don't have a job now, so i'm around in the afternoons.	Great.  Another deadbeat.
i'm never here.  i gotta leave 'em with this weird sitter all afternoon who costs a fortune and smells like chicken fat.	I was serious before, you know.  If you need someone to keep an eye on them -- after school or something -- I don't have a job now, so I'm around in the afternoons.
how?	I'm never here.  I gotta leave 'em with this weird sitter all afternoon who costs a fortune and smells like chicken fat.
yeah.  i'm probably ruining them.	How?
cause i don't even know you.	Yeah, and whose fault is that?
why not?	Cause I don't even know you.
i'm not gonna leave my kids with you.	Why not?
you need help with your kids?  i could probably do that.	I'm not gonna leave my kids with you.
i had a good neighbor, george.  she was 60 and mexican and she watched my kids for free.  something tells me you're not gonna be able to measure up to that.	You need help with your kids?  I could probably do that.
c'mon.  i bought 'em for you, to make up for that night.	Return 'em.  Maybe you'll get your money back.
no.	C'mon.  I bought 'em for you, to make up for that night.
you got a little girl?	Yeah.  Sexy, huh?  And here's another: five. That's how old my other daughter is.  Seven is my son's age.  Two is how many times I been married and divorced.  You getting all this?  16 is the number of dollars in my bank account.  454-3943 is my phone number. And with all the other numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.
sure.  that's one of my numbers.  it's how many months old my little girl is.	You got a little girl?
ten?	Sure.  That's one of my numbers.  It's how many months old my little girl is.
shit, yeah.  i got numbers coming out of my ears.  like, for instance, ten.	Ten?
you got more than one?	Shit, yeah.  I got numbers coming out of my ears.  Like, for instance, ten.
which number do you want, george?	You got more than one?
i do.	Which number do you want, George?
you want my number?	I do.
just think of me as the person next door who likes it quiet, and we'll get along fine.	Now, don't be like that.  Tell you what. How about if I take you out on a date to apologize for my rudeness?
ooh, now, see, if i'da known there was a beautiful woman next door, i'da done this different.  let's start over.  my name's george.  what's yours?	Just think of me as the person next door who likes it quiet, and we'll get along fine.
well, i'm the neighbors.  there, now we're introduced, so you can shut the fuck up.	Ooh, now, see, if I'da known there was a beautiful woman next door, I'da done this different.  Let's start over.  My name's George.  What's yours?
just introducing myself to the neighbors.	Well, I'm the neighbors.  There, now we're introduced, so you can shut the fuck up.
what the hell do you think you're doing, making all that goddamn noise?	Just introducing myself to the neighbors.
well, hello to you, darlin'.	What the hell do you think you're doing, making all that Goddamn noise?
i thought if i could spend that kinda money on a car, it'd mean everything else was fine.  i don't even know how much they cost.	A lot.  But you hang in there, maybe you'll get one.
jaguar's a darn pretty car.	I thought if I could spend that kinda money on a car, it'd mean everything else was fine.  I don't even know how much they cost.
know what i always thought i wanted outta life, erin?  a jaguar.	Jaguar's a darn pretty car.
i'm real sorry, laura.	Know what I always thought I wanted outta life, Erin?  A Jaguar.
it's just -- the pain.  it's only getting worse.  i can't be a good wife.  i can't be a good mother.	I'm real sorry, Laura.
that's okay.  i understand.	It's just -- the pain.  It's only getting worse.  I can't be a good wife.  I can't be a good mother.
i'm embarrassed.	That's okay.  I understand.
now how'm i supposed to do that when i'm not in here most mornings and nights?	You're clever.  I'm sure you'll think of something.
i moved payroll onto the computer.  it only knows to process paychecks for employees who log on in the morning and off at night.	Now how'm I supposed to do that when I'm not in here most mornings and nights?
what?	I moved payroll onto the computer.  It only knows to process paychecks for employees who log on in the morning and off at night.
have you been logging on?	What?
where's my paycheck?	Have you been logging on?
i am not talking to you, bitch.	<u>Excuse me</u>?
yes.  it's called accountability.	I am not talking to you, bitch.
what am i supposed to do, check in every two seconds?	Yes.  It's called accountability.
what's going on?	There may be jobs where you can disappear for days at a time, but this isn't one of them.  Here, if you don't do the work, you don't get to stay.
-- toothbrush, toothpaste, and a pair of hose.  here.	What's going on?
i had photos of my kids, plus a mug --	-- toothbrush, toothpaste, and a pair of hose.  Here.
nice to see you, erin.  we've missed you.	I had photos of my kids, plus a mug --
someone stole my stuff.	Nice to see you, Erin.  We've missed you.
i mean, it's not a problem or anything, but -- i'm just a little unclear on what those things are.  i thought maybe you'd know.	What do I look like, Erin?  A library?
uh-huh?	Well, this old neighbor of mine, Bob Linwood -- he ran the dairy on Community -- seemed like someone in his family always had a rash somewhere or other.  I just figured it was something in the genes.  And you know how it is -- you don't like to ask about things like that ...
you know that thing it says in here about rashes?	Uh-huh?
i know.  it's an awful lot.	I'm surprised Donna didn't say anything.
there's something else, too.	What?
it sure could, yeah.  thanks a lot.	There's something else, too.
when donna told us about you, and what you told her about the chromium, we figured that might have something to do with this, too.	It sure could, yeah.  Thanks a lot.
excuse me, are you erin brockovich?	Yeah.  Who are you?
wow, that's soon --	I know.  But it's good for me.  Now I can help my daughter take care of my grandkids. And it's good for you, too.  Now you have money, you can find a good babysitter, huh? Not the old lady next door.
next week.	Wow, that's soon --
you're moving away?  when?	Next week.
my daughter, she's bought a big house with a room for me.  i'm going to move in with her.	You're moving away?  When?
what?	My daughter, she's bought a big house with a room for me.  I'm going to move in with her.
ai, bueno.  because i didn't want to tell you before, with your worries --	What?
it'll be fine, yeah.	Ai, bueno.  Because I didn't want to tell you before, with your worries --
outside with the sprinkler.  so it's good?	It'll be fine, yeah.
hi, sweetie.  were you a good girl?  where are matt and katie?	Outside with the sprinkler.  So it's good?
i gotta say, erin -- first time i saw you, i did not peg you as the kind to go off and conduct her own epidemiological study.	Don't go telling anyone.  It'll ruin my reputation.
well, if you're talking about contamination, you're getting out of my area of expertise. let me give you the name of a toxicologist friend of mine over at usc.	I gotta say, Erin -- first time I saw you, I did not peg you as the kind to go off and conduct her own epidemiological study.
uh-huh.  spent the last few days knocking on doors.  and you know what?  they're not.  i mean, they got problems, but none of this cancer stuff.  and their pets are fine.  so i don't know -- i just can't shake the feeling that it wasn't no multivitamin they put in the water.	Well, if you're talking about contamination, you're getting out of my area of expertise. Let me give you the name of a toxicologist friend of mine over at USC.
you did?	Uh-huh.  Spent the last few days knocking on doors.  And you know what?  They're not.  I mean, they got problems, but none of this cancer stuff.  And their pets are fine.  So I don't know -- I just can't shake the feeling that it wasn't no multivitamin they put in the water.
... and when i realized our area's just as bad as hinkley, i thought maybe my neighbors are all sick too.  so i went and asked.	You did?
their parents, i'm pretty sure.	Well, from what this stuff says, I'd say they both have some form of cancer.
they've both got some immune system problem. can't say what from, whether it's viral or genetic or what, but something's wrong.  and these guys -- donna and peter --	Their parents, I'm pretty sure.
right, i guess those are the kids --	They've both got some immune system problem. Can't say what from, whether it's viral or genetic or what, but something's wrong.  And these guys -- Donna and Peter --
well, look, there isn't a ton of information here, but from what there is, i'd say that these two people here -- what are their names?  shanna and ashley?	Right, I guess those are the kids --
of course!  oh, gosh, of course --	Well, look, there isn't a ton of information here, but from what there is, I'd say that these two people here -- what are their names?  Shanna and Ashley?
no one put me up to anything.  i was just hoping i could ask you a couple questions.	Of course!  Oh, gosh, of course --
oh.  oh.	No one put me up to anything.  I was just hoping I could ask you a couple questions.
who's baxter?	He did, didn't he?  <u>Baxter</u>!
is this a joke?  did baxter put you up to this?	Who's Baxter?
hi, i'm erin brockovich.  i was just over in the library there, asking a mess of questions about -- i guess they call it epidemiology? -- and the fella there told me to find you, cause you know all about it.	Is this a joke?  Did Baxter put you up to this?
yes?	Hi, I'm Erin Brockovich.  I was just over in the library there, asking a mess of questions about -- I guess they call it epidemiology? -- and the fella there told me to find you, cause you know all about it.
dr. paulsen?	Yes?
yes, my lord.	And code the signal to my private chamber.
move this ship out of the asteroid field and into a position where we can send a clear transmission.	Yes, My Lord.
yes, he commands you make contact with him ....	Move this ship out of the asteroid field and into a position where we can send a clear transmission.
the emperor?	Yes, he commands you make contact with him ....
it was .... the emperor ....	The Emperor?
alert all commands.  calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory and disburse the fleet to search for them.  don't fail me again, admiral, i've had quite enough!	Yes, My Lord.  We'll find them.
lord vader, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing.  the millennium falcon definitely went into lightspeed. it's probably on the other side of the galaxy by now.	Alert all commands.  Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory and disburse the fleet to search for them.  Don't fail me again, Admiral, I've had quite enough!
soon, lord vader.	Yes, Admiral .... soon.
asteroids don't concern me, admiral. i want that ship, not excuses.  how long until you can have skywalker and the others in the millennium falcon before me?	Soon, Lord Vader.
our pursuit ships have sighted the millennium falcon, my lord.  it has entered an asteroid field.	Asteroids don't concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.  How long until you can have Skywalker and the others in the Millennium Falcon before me?
come in, admiral.	Our pursuit ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, My Lord.  It has entered an asteroid field.
my lord.	Come in, Admiral.
the boy is our last hope.	No ... there is another.
told you, i did.  reckless is he ... now things are going to worse.	The boy is our last hope.
luke, use the force only for knowledge and for defense, not as a weapon.  don't give in to hate or anger or fear ... they lead the way to the dark side ... luke nods and climbs back into his ship.	Strong is Vader.  Clouded is your fate.  Mind what you have learned ... Notice everything, everything!  It can save you.
stopped they must be.  do you hear?  on this all depends.	You are the last Jedi, Luke.  You are our only hope.  Be patient.
will he finish what he begins?	We've come this far ... He is our only hope.
he'll learn.	He's too old.  Yes.  Too old to start the training.
he can do it.	This one I have watched a long time.  All his life has he looked away ... to the horizon, to the sky, to the future.  Never his mind on where he was, on what he was doing.  Adventure, excitement ...  A Jedi craves not these things!
much anger in him, like in his father.	We've discussed this before.
he will learn patience.	Much anger in him, like in his father.
you won't.	Only a fully trained Jedi Knight, with The Force as his ally, will conquer Vader and his Emperor. If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path ... as Vader did ... you will become an agent of evil ... and the galaxy will be plunged deeper into the abyss of hate, despair and pain that you feel your friends suffering now.
luke, i will not lose you to the emperor, as i lost vader.	You won't.
and that is why i must go.	Luke, I will not lose you to the Emperor, as I lost Vader.
will you?  you underestimate the emperor.  it is you he wants ... that is why your friends suffer.	And that is why I must go.
i feel the force.	But you cannot control it.  This is a dangerous time for you, Luke. You are now most susceptible to the temptations of the dark side.
you're not ready yet.  you still have much to learn.	I feel The Force.
i can help them!	You're not ready yet.  You still have much to learn.
you don't know that.  even i cannot see their fate.	I can help them!
but han and leia will surely die.	You don't know that.  Even I cannot see their fate.
... luke, you must not go.	But Han and Leia will surely die.
ben ... ben ...	Luke ... you are the only hope.
you must go to the dagobah system ... there you will learn from one who taught me:  yoda, the jedi master.	Ben ... Ben ...
i'm cold ... so cold ...	You must go to the Dagobah System ... There you will learn from one who taught me:  Yoda, the Jedi Master.
you must survive, luke.	I'm cold ... so cold ...
you must.  luke, look at me!	You must survive, Luke.
i can't ...	You must.  Luke, look at me!
howls.	We're not out of this yet.
turns on lando, the newcomer, with an ominous growl.	Okay, okay.
three patrol ships are heading our way.	Barks an argument and shakes his head.
barks a blue streak.	What's wrong with him?
barks at the mention of food. licks his lips.	Everyone's invited, of course.
growls a reserved greeting.	Right.
how you doing, chewbacca?  still wasting your time with this clown, eh?	Growls a reserved greeting.
barks a doleful farewell.	I'm sure I'll see you again, too. Keep well.  You'd better chain him until it's over.
barks his concern.	No, I'm alright.  I'm alright.
barks at han.	Not now, Chewie.  Lando, aren't you afraid the Empire might discover this little operation and shut you down?
howls and shrugs his shoulders.	Why don't we just turn him over to Lando to fix?
barks and growls at his boss.	That was a long time ago.  I'm sure he's forgotten all about it, and so should you.
well, it's been awhile.	Barks and growls at his boss.
okay, chewie, it's now or never.	Barks his agreement.
barks his consternation.	Chewie, head for the bottom of the city.
... the power?	Howls.
i don't care.  it would've been worth it .... for han.	Barks his right on!
we should have stayed and finished them off.	Barks his agreement.
barks at his master.	What happened?
oh, your father ... a powerful jedi was he, powerful jedi.	How could you know my father? You don't even know who I am.  Can't we get on with this already?
because of my father, i guess.	Oh, your father ... a powerful Jedi was he, powerful Jedi.
not far, not far.  be patient. soon you will see him.  why wish you become a jedi?	Because of my father, I guess.
will it take long to get there? how far away is he?	Not far, not far.  Be patient. Soon you will see him.  Why wish you become a Jedi?
it's the jedi's time to eat, too.	Will it take long to get there? How far away is he?
look, it smells good.  i'm sure it's delicious   but i don't know why we can't see yoda now.	It's the Jedi's time to eat, too.
patience.  it's time to eat.	Look, it smells good.  I'm sure it's delicious   But I don't know why we can't see Yoda now.
... i told you, i'm not hungry.	Patience.  It's time to eat.
you know the jedi master?	Of course, yes.  But now eat we must.  Good food, I have good food.  Come, come.
oh, a jedi master.  different altogether.  yoda you seek, yoda.	You know the Jedi Master?
i'm not looking for a friend. i'm looking for a jedi master.	Oh, a Jedi Master.  Different altogether.  Yoda you seek, Yoda.
no, no!  i'll stay and help you find your friend.	I'm not looking for a friend. I'm looking for a Jedi Master.
okay, artoo, let him have it. now get out of here, little fellow, we've got things to do.	No, no!  I'll stay and help you find your friend.
mine, mine.	Okay, Artoo, let him have it. Now get out of here, little fellow, we've got things to do.
i don't want your help.  i want my lamp back.  i'll need it in this slimy mudhole.	Mudhole?  Slimy?  My home this is.
mine!  mine!  or i'll help you not.	I don't want your help.  I want my lamp back.  I'll need it in this slimy mudhole.
give me that!	Mine!  Mine!  Or I'll help you not.
can't get your ship out?  have you tried?  have you tried?	Give me that!
listen, friend, we didn't mean to land here, and if i could get my fighter out of this puddle i would, but i can't.  so ...	Can't get your ship out?  Have you tried?  Have you tried?
i'm looking for a great warrior.	A great warrior?  Not many on those.  Wars don't make one great.
help you i can ... yes ... yes.	I'm looking for a great warrior.
yeah ...	Help you I can ... yes ... yes.
looking?  looking?  you've found someone i'd say.  heh?  yes!	Yeah ...
i'm looking for someone.	Looking?  Looking?  You've found someone I'd say.  Heh?  Yes!
away put your weapon.  i mean you no harm.	I'm looking for someone.
... like we're being watched.	Away put your weapon.  I mean you no harm.
the night storms will start before you can reach the first marker.	Then I'll see you in Hell.
you bet it is ... and luke's out in it.	The night storms will start before you can reach the first marker.
the temperature is dropping too fast.	You bet it is ... and Luke's out in it.
we'll have to go out on tauntauns.	The temperature is dropping too fast.
we haven't got them adapted to this cold yet ...	We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
not likely!  where are the speeders?	We haven't got them adapted to this cold yet ...
commander skywalker hasn't come through the south entrance, sir. maybe he slipped by without checking in.	Not likely!  Where are the speeders?
i haven't seen him.  he probably came in through the south entrance.	Probably isn't good enough, Sergeant. Check on it!
sergeant, is commander skywalker back yet?	I haven't seen him.  He probably came in through the south entrance.
yes sir!	Sergeant, is Commander Skywalker back yet?
yes ... yes.  that would be a great asset.	He will join us or die, My Master.
but, if he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.	Yes ... yes.  That would be a great asset.
you are weak!  i have seen it. the force is strong with him. he must be destroyed.	But, if he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally.
he's not a jedi, he's just a boy. obi-wan could not have taught him so much that ...	You are weak!  I have seen it. The Force is strong with him. He must be destroyed.
the son of skywalker.  you must destroy him ... or he will be our undoing.	He's not a Jedi, he's just a boy. Obi-wan could not have taught him so much that ...
our destruction?  who?	The son of Skywalker.  You must destroy him ... or he will be our undoing.
our situation is most precarious. we have a new enemy who could bring about our destruction.	Our destruction?  Who?
i have felt it.	Our situation is most precarious. We have a new enemy who could bring about our destruction.
there is a grave disturbance in the force.	I have felt it.
what is thy bidding, my master?	There is a grave disturbance in The Force.
wait.  i'll send a patrol with you.	Fine.  But they'll have to take care of themselves.
whatever it is, it isn't friendly. i'm going to have a look.  come on, chewie.	Wait.  I'll send a patrol with you.
thank you, general.  but there's a price on my head.  if i don't pay off jabba the hutt, i'm a walking dead man.	I understand.  A death mark is not an easy thing to live with ... Until our paths cross again, may the force be with you.
you're an extraordinary fighter. i hate to lose you.	Thank you, General.  But there's a price on my head.  If I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt, I'm a walking dead man.
that's right.	You're an extraordinary fighter. I hate to lose you.
with all the meteor activity in this system, it's going to be difficult to spot approaching ships.	The Empire won't look for you out here.  I'd say you're all set ... which means it's time for me to get going.
he's checking out a meteorite that hit near him. he'll be in soon.	With all the meteor activity in this system, it's going to be difficult to spot approaching ships.
good, and commander skywalker?	He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him. He'll be in soon.
there isn't a hint of life in the area.  but all the perimeter markers are set, so you'll know if anyone comes calling.	Good, and Commander Skywalker?
captain solo.  what's the situation?	There isn't a hint of life in the area.  But all the perimeter markers are set, so you'll know if anyone comes calling.
i can see the edge of the asteroid field, sir.	Good.  Soon as we're clear, we'll kick this baby into hyperdrive.
we're doomed.  goodbye, mistress leia.  goodbye, captain ...	Not collapsing, honey.  It's closing!  This is no cave ...
it sounds like it's trying to get in.	I'm going to see what it is.
you, too, golden rod.	I must admit there are times I don't understand human behavior.
what are you so grouchy about?	Sir, I'm almost afraid to ask, but does shutting down all but emergency power systems include me?
if i may say so, sir, i noticed earlier that the entire main para- light system seems to be damaged.	We're in trouble!
i think we're in trouble.	If I may say so, Sir, I noticed earlier that the entire main para- light system seems to be damaged.
sit down, and shut up!	It can wait.
sir, i was wondering ...	Sit down, and shut up!
transport xj. get out of here. go!	The energy shield is down.  We'll be stuck here forever.
i do hope he's all there ... if you take my meaning.  i would hate to see master luke develop a short circuit ...	The kid ran into something mean, and it wasn't the cold.
he doesn't make sense to me either, chewie.	I do hope he's all there ... if you take my meaning.  I would hate to see Master Luke develop a short circuit ...
i don't know, artoo.  sir, might i inquire what's going on?	Go tell your precious Princess ... Luke is dead unless he shows up soon.
i shut it off.  what's her royal holiness want?	She is looking for Master Luke, and assumed he would be here with you.  No one seems to know ...
mistress leia has been trying to reach you on the communicator, but either you have it turned off, or it is malfunctioning ... if it's damaged, artoo, could fix it, if you like.	I shut it off.  What's her royal holiness want?
what is it?	Mistress Leia has been trying to reach you on the communicator, but either you have it turned off, or it is malfunctioning ... if it's damaged, Artoo, could fix it, if you like.
captain solo, sir. might i have a word with you?	What is it?
... i love you.  i couldn't tell you before, but it's true.	... just remember that, cause I'll be back ...
i'm worried about all of us.  i can't figure out what they're up to.	Me either.  They had me howling on the scan grid, but they never asked me any questions.
i was worried about you.	I'm worried about all of us.  I can't figure out what they're up to.
no thanks.	Look, sweetheart, I'm not going to have you accusing my friend of ...
well, i do trust him.  lando's an old friend.  must have been an accident.	Chewie, do you think you can repair him?
something's wrong here.  your friend lando is very charming, but i don't trust him.	Well, I do trust him.  Lando's an old friend.  Must have been an accident.
he found him in a junk pile ...	Something's wrong here.  Your friend Lando is very charming, but I don't trust him.
i hope luke made it to the fleet all right.	Luke!  I'm sure he's fine.  Probably sitting around wondering what we're doing right now.
huh?  oh.  your droid's been gone too long just to be lost.  he may have gotten into some trouble. chewie went to look for him.  come over here.  i want to check this out.	I hope Luke made it to the fleet all right.
has threepio turned up yet?	Huh?  Oh.  Your droid's been gone too long just to be lost.  He may have gotten into some trouble. Chewie went to look for him.  Come over here.  I want to check this out.
you look great.	Has Threepio turned up yet?
you look silly.	You look great.
who's staring?	You look silly.
what are you staring at?	Who's staring?
i don't like this.	It'll be all right.  Trust me.  And keep your eyes open.  You wait here.
you do have your moments ... not many, but you do have them.	Let er go, Chewie.
can you trust him?	No.  But he has no love for the Empire, that much I know ...
a tibanna gas mine.  lando won it in a sabacc match, or so he claims. lando and i go way back.	Can you trust him?
a mining colony.	A Tibanna gas mine.  Lando won it in a sabacc match, or so he claims. Lando and I go way back.
lando's not a system, he's a man. a gambler, con-artist ... all- around scoundrel ...  ... your kind of guy.  the system is called bespin.  it's a ways from here, but reachable.	A mining colony.
never heard of that system.	Lando's not a system, he's a man. A gambler, con-artist ... all- around scoundrel ...  ... your kind of guy.  The system is called Bespin.  It's a ways from here, but reachable.
well, sometimes ... ah-hah, i knew it!  lando calrissian.	Never heard of that system.
you keep logs?  my, how organized.	Well, sometimes ... Ah-hah, I knew it!  Lando Calrissian.
funny, i have the feeling i've been in this area before.  let me check my logs.	You keep logs?  My, how organized.
here ... near the anoat system.	Funny, I have the feeling I've been in this area before.  Let me check my logs.
that depends.  where are we?	Here ... near the Anoat system.
then we have to find a safe port around here.  got any ideas?	That depends.  Where are we?
not bad, hot shot, not bad.  then what?	Then we have to find a safe port around here.  Got any ideas?
the fleet is finally breaking up. i'm hoping they'll follow standard imperial procedure and dump their garbage before they go into light speed.	Not bad, hot shot, not bad.  Then what?
what'd you have in mind for your next move?	The fleet is finally breaking up. I'm hoping they'll follow standard Imperial procedure and dump their garbage before they go into light speed.
chewie, check the manual release on the landing claws.	What'd you have in mind for your next move?
i'm still not sure what you've accomplished.	Chewie, check the manual release on the landing claws.
oh, so sorry!  didn't mean to offend your droid.  you think braking and shutting down in that amount of time is easy?	I'm still not sure what you've accomplished.
you could have warned him before you shut him off.	Oh, so sorry!  Didn't mean to offend your droid.  You think braking and shutting down in that amount of time is easy?
sharp bank, chewie.  let's turn this bucket around.  you heard me, turn around!  full power on the front shield.	You're going to attack them?!!!
no lightspeed?	It's not my fault.  I can't under- stand it!
couldn't be, i checked the transfer circuits, just like you said!  i tell you this time it's not my fault.  i'm sure i checked it.	No lightspeed?
i see it chewie, hang on.	The entrance is collapsing!
but the tremors have stopped.	I see it Chewie, hang on.
strap yourself in, sweetheart, we're taking off!	But the tremors have stopped.
those star destroyers will spot us long before you can get into light speed.  you can't make the jump in this asteroid field.	Strap yourself in, sweetheart, we're taking off!
looks like some kind of mynock.	There will be more of them.  They always travel in groups.  And there's nothing they like better than to attach themselves to ships. Just what we need right now.
are you crazy!	Look, we just got this bucket going again.  I'm not about to let some varmint tear it apart ...
where?	Outside, in the cave.
there's something out there!	Where?
i do not!	Try and control this ...
you mean a man you can control.	I do not!
there's nothing dull about a man i can depend on to be civilized.	You mean a man you can control.
sure, they're safer.  you always know what they're going to do. trouble is, it gets a little dull.	There's nothing dull about a man I can depend on to be civilized.
don't count on it.  i happen to like nice men.	Sure, they're safer.  You always know what they're going to do. Trouble is, it gets a little dull.
what are you afraid of?	Afraid of?  Certainly not you Captain Solo ... or any other man in this galaxy.
stop that.	Why?
that's quite a compliment.	Stop that.
sometimes, maybe ... occasionally, when you aren't acting like a scoundrel.	That's quite a compliment.
you could be a touch warmer, though.  admit it, against your better judgment you think i'm all right.	Sometimes, maybe ... occasionally, when you aren't acting like a scoundrel.
yes, you do.	You could be a touch warmer, though.  Admit it, against your better judgment you think I'm all right.
sure.  i guess i make it difficult sometimes.	Yes, you do.
would you please stop calling me that?	Sure.  I guess I make it difficult sometimes.
easy, your worship.  only trying to help.	Would you please stop calling me that?
they're just trying to see if they can stir something up ... we're safe.	Where have I heard that before?
they're moving away.	They're just trying to see if they can stir something up ... we're safe.
that was no earthquake.	Felt like a hydro concussion ... an Imperial Cruiser.
i don't expect anything, except to be left alone.	Fine with me.  But I'm afraid you'll have to let go.
well, i hope you don't expect more.	I don't expect anything, except to be left alone.
sorry, captain, being held by you isn't enough to get me excited.	Well, I hope you don't expect more.
how do i look?	Beautiful.
you don't look angry.	How do I look?
very funny.  you can let go now .... i'm getting angry.	You don't look angry.
why, princess, this is so sudden.	Very funny.  You can let go now .... I'm getting angry.
what is it?	That should do nicely.
there, there.  chewie get a reading on that.  looks pretty good.	What is it?
now you're making sense.	Right.  I'm going to get in closer to one of these big ones ...
we've got to get out of this shower.	Now you're making sense.
i'm against that.	We've got to get out of this shower.
but we're going to get pulverized if we stay out here much longer.	I'm against that.
good.	But we're going to get pulverized if we stay out here much longer.
that star destroyer is slowing down.	Good.
i take it back.	That Star Destroyer is slowing down.
well, you said you wanted to be there when i was wrong.	I take it back.
to get killed ... you're not seriously going into an asteroid field?	Aren't I?  Hang on, sweetheart. We're gonna do some flyin'.
let's hope so ... it's just the chance we need.	To get killed ... you're not seriously going into an asteroid field?
probably an asteroid field ....	Let's hope so ... it's just the chance we need.
asteroids!  chewie, bank left, let's find out where they're coming from ...	Probably an asteroid field ....
or you ran into something ....	Asteroids!  Chewie, bank left, let's find out where they're coming from ...
that was no laser blast .... some- thing hit us ....	Or you ran into something ....
two more star destroyers heading right at us.	I'm glad you said there was going to be no problem, or I'd be worried.
i know, i know, i see them ... leia see what?	Two more Star Destroyers heading right at us.
this baby's got a few surprises left in her.	I'll be surprised if we ever start moving.
this bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade.	This baby's got a few surprises left in her.
would it help if i got out and pushed?	Don't worry, your holiness, I'll get her started.
hey!  someone's still in here.	Wait, don't open it ... that's one of the traps for the ice creatures.
why you low-down, stuck-up, half- witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.	Who's scruffy-looking?  I tell ya' sweetheart, I must've hit pretty close to the mark to get you hoppin' like this.  Doesn't it look that way to you, Luke?
come on, your highness, are you telling me you haven't been thinking about that kiss?	Why you low-down, stuck-up, half- witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.
you must have gone completely out of your feeble mind.	Come on, your highness, are you telling me you haven't been thinking about that kiss?
i don't know what he's talking about.	Ooops!  I guess you haven't told Luke about that yet.
well, your worship, it looks like you arranged to keep me close by for a while longer.	I had nothing to do with it.  General Rieekan thinks it's dangerous for any ships to leave the system until we know where that probe came from.
an imperial probe droid.	Now don't panic.  We don't know that.
droid of some kind.  i didn't hit it that hard.  it must have had a self-destruct ....	An Imperial probe droid.
what was it?	Droid of some kind.  I didn't hit it that hard.  It must have had a self-destruct ....
.... i'm afraid there's not much left.	What was it?
now all we've got to worry about is what attacked him.	No kidding.  If this snowball's got nasty natives, they could be anywhere.
those creatures he keeps talking about ... we'd better double the security ... han, i don't know how ...	Forget it.
and you think you're the one to apply some heat?	Sure ... If I were interested. But I don't think it'd be much fun.
spare me please!  don't tell me about the rebellion again.  i've had it with your noble mission. all you let yourself think about is the rebellion.  the result is you're as cold as this planet.	And you think you're the one to apply some heat?
we are fighting for a cause much ...	Spare me please!  Don't tell me about the Rebellion again.  I've had it with your noble mission. All you let yourself think about is the Rebellion.  The result is you're as cold as this planet.
there's no accounting for taste. believe me, you could use a good kiss.  you've spent so much time doing your duty and giving orders you've never learned how to be a woman. it's a shame, because you've got all the makings for one.  i could have helped you plenty in that department ... if you'd have let go for a minute.  but it's too late now, sweetheart.  your big opportunity is flying out of here.	We are fighting for a cause much ...
i'd just as soon kiss a wookiee.	There's no accounting for taste. Believe me, you could use a good kiss.  You've spent so much time doing your duty and giving orders you've never learned how to be a woman. It's a shame, because you've got all the makings for one.  I could have helped you plenty in that department ... if you'd have let go for a minute.  But it's too late now, sweetheart.  Your big opportunity is flying out of here.
am i?  i say you came running after me because you were afraid i was leaving you without even a kiss.	I'd just as soon kiss a wookiee.
you want me to stay because of the way you feel about me.	I respect you.  You're a bold fighter, maybe not the brightest, but ... HAN No, your worship.. That's not what I'm talking about.
and what are they, pray tell?	You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me.
you probably don't.  how could you?  you're so terrified of your own emotions ...	And what are they, pray tell?
me?  i don't know what you mean.	You probably don't.  How could you?  You're so terrified of your own emotions ...
not you?	Me?  I don't know what you mean.
yes.	Not you?
we?	Yes.
han, we need you here.	We?
he'll know when he gets back ... don't give me that look.  every day more bounty hunters are searching for me.  if i don't pay off jabba soon, there'll be too many to stop ... remotes, gank killers, and who knows what else.  i've got to get that price off my head while i still have a head.	Han, we need you here.
does luke know?	He'll know when he gets back ... Don't give me that look.  Every day more bounty hunters are searching for me.  If I don't pay off Jabba soon, there'll be too many to stop ... Remotes, Gank killers, and who knows what else.  I've got to get that price off my head while I still have a head.
that bounty hunter we ran into on ord mantell changed my mind.	Does Luke know?
you said you were going to stay. what happened?	That bounty hunter we ran into on Ord Mantell changed my mind.
yes, your highness?	You said you were going to stay. What happened?
i hope you make your peace with jabba.	Don't worry.  You haven't seen the last of us.
about what?	Now don't get the wrong idea, pal. She was just trying to express her true feelings for me.
probe?  what probe?	That makes a good story.  But I think you just can't bear to let me out of your sight.
thanks to you.	That's two you owe me, junior.
hi kid, you look strong enough to wrestle a gundark.	Thanks to you.
there isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. my sentry markers are placed. i'm heading back to the base.	I'll see you shortly. A meteorite just hit the ground near here and I want to check it out .. Won't be long.
i've finished my circle and i haven't picked up any life read- ings.	There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. My sentry markers are placed. I'm heading back to the base.
loud and clear, kid.  what's up?	I've finished my circle and I haven't picked up any life read- ings.
don't shoot!  i've done what i can for you.  i'm sorry it's not better, but i've got my own problems.  i've already stuck my neck out further than i should ...	Yeah, you're a real hero.
all this just to get the kid? what's so important about him?	Don't ask me, but he's on his way.
he doesn't want you at all.  he's after someone named skywalker.	Luke?  I don't get it.
you don't know much about much if you think vader won't want us dead before this is over.	He doesn't want you at all.  He's after someone named Skywalker.
this ought to be good.	Vader agreed to turn Leia and Chewie over to me.  They'll have to stay here, but at least they'll be safe.
shut up a minute and listen.  i'm doing what i can to make this easier for you.	This ought to be good.
get out of here, lando!	Shut up a minute and listen.  I'm doing what I can to make this easier for you.
sorry friend, i had no choice. they arrived right before you did.	I'm sorry too.
not as well as i'd like.  we're a small outpost and not very self- sufficient.  i've had supply problems of every kind and ...  what's so funny?	Nothing.  I never would have guessed that underneath that wild schemer I knew was a respon- sible leader and businessman ... But you wear it well.
how's your mining operation going?	Not as well as I'd like.  We're a small outpost and not very self- sufficient.  I've had supply problems of every kind and ...  What's so funny?
i'll have my people get to work on it right away.  hate the thought of the millennium falcon without her heart.	How's your mining operation going?
hyperdrive.	I'll have my people get to work on it right away.  Hate the thought of the Millennium Falcon without her heart.
that ship saved my life a few times.  it's the fastest hunk of machinery in the galaxy.  what's wrong with her?	Hyperdrive.
repairs ...	What have you done to my ship?
that won't be easy, my friend ... what brings you here, anyway?	Repairs ...
i always said you were a gentleman.	I'll bet.
are you kidding?	I always said you were a gentleman.
no hard feelings?	Are you kidding?
why you slimy, double-crossing no-good swindler ... am i glad to see you.	No hard feelings?
that wasn't the bargain.  you said the empire wouldn't interfere in--	I'm altering the bargain.  Pray I don't alter it any further.
take them, but i'm keeping a detachment of troops here to watch over them.	That wasn't the bargain.  You said the Empire wouldn't interfere in--
i'll take what's mine now.	Take them, but I'm keeping a detachment of troops here to watch over them.
we only use this chamber for carbon freezing.  if you put him in there, it'll kill him.	I think not.  But I don't wish my prize to be damaged.  We'll test it first.  Bring in Captain Solo.
no.	Good.  It would be most unfortunate if I had to leave a permanent garrison here.
i forget nothing, calrissian. perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly.	No.
that was never mentioned.  neither was this bounty hunter taking han. i hope you haven't forgotten our bargain.	I forget nothing, Calrissian. Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly.
you will find them well enough. but they must never again leave this city.	That was never mentioned.  Neither was this bounty hunter taking Han. I hope you haven't forgotten our bargain.
what about leia and the wookiee?	You will find them well enough. But they must never again leave this city.
i'm sure my men fixed it.  we've got nothing to worry about.	That sounds familiar.
the deflector shields are gone.	Are the coordinates set?
someone's falling.	It's Luke.  Get under him.  Slow down.  Easy Chewie.  Line up your tracking system.  Lando, open the hatch.
no argument, just do it.  that's a command!	Wait a minute.  We're not going back there.
what?	Luke needs help.  We must go back.
luke!	What?
i knew that set-up was too good to last .... i'm going to miss it.	Luke!
what'd you say?	I didn't say anything?
we've got to find luke.	His fate is sealed.  You'll be lucky to get out yourself.  All systems are on alert.  everything's locked.
you'd better know what you're doing, or this is going to get very messy.	Don't worry about a thing.  I'll get us going.
sure i did ... once.  it turned out lousy.	What chance have we got in here? What are we going to do when they cut ...
you've probably never done an honorable thing in your life.	Sure I did ... once.  It turned out lousy.
very noble.  not smart, but noble.	You've probably never done an honorable thing in your life.
chewie's right.  we must try to save han.	There's not much chance, but the bounty hunter's ship is on the East Landing Platform.
we have no use for your kind.	This is no time to be choosy, honey.  What do you say we debate this later?  There's still a chance I can get you out of here.
look, i stand to lose everything by this.	We have no use for your kind.
and when do you betray us again?	Look, I stand to lose everything by this.
i'm coming over to your side, that's what.  and i have a feeling i'm making a big mistake.	And when do you betray us again?
what's going on?	I'm coming over to your side, that's what.  And I have a feeling I'm making a big mistake.
lord vader has set a trap for him and ...	... we're the bait.
what about han?	I didn't know you had a price on your head.  Vader has given you to the bounty hunter.
it's a lovely outpost.	Yes, we keep pollution down by having the power reactor far below the city.  It's connected by a transfer shaft.
not actually .... our operation is small enough not to be noticed, so you might say we're enterprisers. most of our trade is, well ... unofficial.	It's a lovely outpost.
you're part of the mining guild then?	Not actually .... Our operation is small enough not to be noticed, so you might say we're enterprisers. Most of our trade is, well ... unofficial.
.... we are a free station and do not fall under the jurisdiction of the empire.	You're part of the mining guild then?
thanks.	Would you care to join me for a little refreshment?
i must say, your beauty is unpar- alleled.  truly you belong here with us among the clouds.	Thanks.
not really.	I must say, your beauty is unpar- alleled.  Truly you belong here with us among the clouds.
sorry, am i interrupting anything?	Not really.
hello!  what have we here?  welcome, i am baron lando calrissian, administrator of this facility ... and who might you be?	You may call me Leia.
two transports at a time is awfully risky.	We have no choice.  Send them up ... and start clearing everyone out.
we've picked up something outside the base in zone one, moving east.	What is it?
have they analyzed the one that was killed?	Not yet.  They're working on it now.
is there any chance of them surviving out there?	Slim, but yes, there's a chance. They have a shelter.  It's not much, but ...
the speeders should be ready in the morning.  they'll make the search easier.	Is there any chance of them surviving out there?
i understand.	The speeders should be ready in the morning.  They'll make the search easier.
nothing more can be done tonight. the shield doors must be closed. i can't wait any longer.  i'm sorry.	I understand.
artoo, you did it!  i never doubted you for a second ...	Let's go.
rather touchy, aren't they.	I thought you knew this person.
sir, we've lost the rear deflector shield.  one more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for.	Well, what now?
what??	Oh my, no!
a tremor!	Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable.
closer?!	Closer?!
you don't have to do this to impress me.	If I might remind you, sir, the probability of successfully navi- gating through an asteroid field is approximately 365,000 to one ... a graceful surrender might not be ...
so much has happened during the period of your indisposition, sir.	I'll be back later.
you rest now.	So much has happened during the period of your indisposition, sir.
this hyperdrive had better work.	I've never seen it fail.
lando, is he alright? ... lando? are you there?  how's luke?	He'll survive.
leia!	Luke, no!  It's a trap.
i could get more loyalty if i went down the hall and recruited some of those snow creatures.	Snow creatures ... they're here?!
jabba the hutt?	I could get more loyalty if I went down the hall and recruited some of those snow creatures.
he wants to pay off that criminal he's in hock to.	Jabba the Hutt?
calm down, will ya?  tell me about han.	He wants to pay off that criminal he's in hock to.
han's leaving?	Calm down, will ya?  Tell me about Han.
first han, now you.  when am i going to learn not to count on anyone but myself? ...	Han's leaving?
what are you talking about?	First Han, now you.  When am I going to learn not to count on anyone but myself? ...
that's just great.  why doesn't everyone just take off?	What are you talking about?
i have this ... feeling.  i'm not sure, really ...	That's just great.  Why doesn't everyone just take off?
where are you going?	I have this ... feeling.  I'm not sure, really ...
what did you say?!	Where are you going?
leia ... what would you think if i went away for a while?	What did you say?!
i'm fine.  really.  leia ... when i was out there and it looked pretty bad ... well, it made me think about things.	Me too.  I was afraid.
the bacta are growing well.  the scars should be gone in a day or so.  does it still hurt?	I'm fine.  Really.  Leia ... when I was out there and it looked pretty bad ... well, it made me think about things.
and sacrifice han and leia?	If it must be.  Yes.
yes, yes.  to obi-wan you listen young one.  the tree.  remember your failure at the tree!  heh?	I've learned so much since then.  And I'll return to finish ... I promise that, master.
they're my friends.	Foreknowledge is helpful, but painful sometimes and dangerous too.  You have far to go in your training.
difficult to see.  always in motion is the future ... back away, little machine!	They're my friends.
will they die?	Difficult to see.  Always in motion is the future ... Back away, little machine!
it is the future you see.	Will they die?
i see them! ... they're in pain ... they're suffering.	It is the future you see.
bespin.  i see it too ... friends you have there, heh?  concentrate and see them you will.	I see them! ... They're in pain ... they're suffering.
i see a city in the clouds.	Bespin.  I see it too ... Friends you have there, heh?  Concentrate and see them you will.
control, control you must learn of what you see.  not easy, not fast.	I see a city in the clouds.
my mind fills with so many images.	Control, control you must learn of what you see.  Not easy, not fast.
free your mind and return he will.	My mind fills with so many images.
ben?  ben?	Free your mind and return he will.
what's in there?	Only what you take with you.
this tree is strong with the dark side of the force.  a servant of evil it is.  into it you must go.	What's in there?
i feel cold.	This tree is strong with the dark side of The Force.  A servant of evil it is.  Into it you must go.
four this time!  the force you feel.	Yes ... I also feel danger ... death.  Something's not right.
but tell me why ...	No!  Nothing more will I tell you now. Clear your mind of questions ... Quiet now be ... at peace ...
you will know.  when you are at peace ... calm ... passive.  a jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense.  never for attack.	But tell me why ...
but how am i to know the good side from the dark?	You will know.  When you are at peace ... calm ... passive.  A Jedi uses The Force for knowledge and defense.  Never for attack.
no, no.  easier, quicker, more seductive.	But how am I to know the good side from the dark?
lord vader ... is the dark side stronger?	No, no.  Easier, quicker, more seductive.
the dark side beckons.  but if once start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.  consume you it will ... as it did obi-wan's apprentice.	Lord Vader ... Is the dark side stronger?
price?  what do you mean?	The dark side beckons.  But if once start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.  Consume you it will ... as it did Obi-wan's apprentice.
anger, fear, aggression!  the dark side of the force are they.  easily they flow ... quick to join you in a fight.  beware, beware, beware of them.  a heavy price is paid for the power they bring.	Price?  What do you mean?
but i feel the force flowing!	Anger, fear, aggression!  The dark side of The Force are they.  Easily they flow ... quick to join you in a fight.  Beware, beware, beware of them.  A heavy price is paid for the power they bring.
no, no.  this will not do.  anger is what you feel.	But I feel The Force flowing!
they're a lot stronger than i'm used to.	That would matter not were The Force flowing through you.  Higher you'd jump!  Faster you'd move! Open yourself to The Force you must.
that they are.	They're a lot stronger than I'm used to.
i thought those seekers were set for stun!	That they are.
concentration.  heh?  concentration.	I thought those seekers were set for stun!
i don't believe it.	That is why you fail.
i can't. it's too big.	Size has no meaning.  It matters not.  Look at me.  Judge me by my size do you?
no.  try not.  do, do.  or do not. there is no try.	I can't. It's too big.
okay.  i'll give it a try.	No.  Try not.  Do, do.  Or do not. There is no try.
no!  no different!  the differences are in your mind.  throw them out! no longer of use are they to you.	Okay.  I'll give it a try.
master, moving rocks is one thing, but this is a little different.	No!  No different!  The differences are in your mind.  Throw them out! No longer of use are they to you.
i thought i was in good shape.	Yes, but by what standard, ask I?  Forget your old measures. Unlearn, heh, unlearn.
it would be in seven pieces, were you a jedi.	I thought I was in good shape.
i will not fail you.  i'm not afraid.	You will be, my young one.  Heh. You will be.
i have followed my feelings.	You are reckless!
why not me?	To become a Jedi takes the deepest commitment, the most serious mind.
ready are you?  what know you of ready?  i have trained jedi for 800 years.  my own counsel i'll keep on who is to be trained.	Why not me?
there is no escape.  you must join me or die.  don't make me destroy you here ... the emperor is strong with the force.  but if you join me, together we could overthrow him.  do not resist. it is our destiny!	Never.
no! .... never ....	There is no escape.  You must join me or die.  Don't make me destroy you here ... The Emperor is strong with The Force.  But if you join me, together we could overthrow Him.  Do not resist. It is our destiny!
the force runs strong in the skywalker line.  you will achieve great power ... come, join with me!  together we will be the most powerful ... even stronger than the emperor.	No! .... Never ....
all too easy.  perhaps you are not as strong as the emperor thought.	Time will tell.
that won't be necessary.	All too easy.  Perhaps you are not as strong as The Emperor thought.
i'll die first.	That won't be necessary.
there is much obi-wan did not tell you.  come, the emperor will complete your training.	I'll die first.
no!	There is much Obi-wan did not tell you.  Come, The Emperor will complete your training.
your future lies with us, skywalker. now you will embrace the dark side. obi-wan knew this to be true.	No!
and i too.	Your future lies with us, Skywalker. Now you will embrace the dark side. Obi-wan knew this to be true.
you'll find i'm full of surprises.	And I too.
the fear does not reach you.  you have learned more than i anticipated.	You'll find I'm full of surprises.
it won't get through the blockade.	I want that ship.
anything on the millennium falcon?	It won't get through the blockade.
seventeen ships destroyed, we don't know how many got away.	Anything on the Millennium Falcon?
yes, my lord.	Make ready to land General Veers' assault troops on the surface. Then deploy the fleet so that nothing can get off that system. You're in command now, Admiral Piett.
the hoth system?	Yes, Sir .... we have visuals ... the System is supposed to be devoid of human forms ...
they're...pretending to dress.	What d'you mean, pretending? They are dressing.  Where'd they get those clothes?
excuse me.  i didn't mean to disturb....  what am i saying?	They're...pretending to dress.
good god.	They suggested oranges.
the zoo tells me that chimpanzees, like all apes, are vegetarian, sir.	Good God.
me, too.  can't have a lot of monkeys making messes in the guardhouse.  have we fed them?  like raw steak or something?	The Zoo tells me that chimpanzees, like all apes, are vegetarian, sir.
yes, sir.  we're in luck.  the sick bay's almost empty except for a mauled fox cub, a deer with pneumonia, and a depressed gorilla. the apes will be hidden from the public.  they'll be quarantined. if they want medical attention, it's available on the spot.  and the experts can start giving them the once-over first thing in the morning. general brody's very pleased.	Me, too.  Can't have a lot of monkeys making messes in the Guardhouse.  Have we fed them?  Like raw steak or something?
did you call the zoo?	Yes, sir.  We're in luck.  The sick bay's almost empty except for a mauled fox cub, a deer with pneumonia, and a depressed gorilla. The Apes will be hidden from the public.  They'll be quarantined. If they want medical attention, it's available on the spot.  And the experts can start giving them the once-over first thing in the morning. General Brody's very pleased.
believe what?	That primitive apes can talk.
nobody's going to believe it.	Believe what?
my name is lewis -- lewis dixon .	Nobody's going to believe it.
my name is cornelius.  and this is zira -- my wife.	My name is Lewis -- Lewis Dixon .
do you have a name?	My name is Cornelius.  And this is Zira -- my wife.
we know that.	Do you have a name?
so am i.  and i mean you no harm.	We know that.
and we can watch ...	A display of primitive apparatus --
to a lot of psychiatric small talk --	And we can watch ...
dr. milo, please don't call my wife mad.	I did not call her mad.  I merely asked her if she was.  And I repeat the question.  Are you mad?
zira, are you mad?	Dr. Milo, please don't call my wife mad.
but we saw earth destroyed.	And Earth will be destroyed -- just as we saw it.  Only, since fleeing it, we have passed through a....backward disturbance in time -- did you notice the Date Meter clicking down after the shock wave hit our ship? -- and we have returned to Earth almost two thousand years before its destruction.  That is another reason for keeping silence.  Our human captors would not be edified to know that, one day, their world will crack like an egg and fry to a cinder, because of an Ape war of aggression.
in some fashion -- and i lack the intellect to know precisely how -- we have traveled from earth's future into earth's past.	But we saw Earth destroyed.
with particular emphasis on the cranial and oral areas.	Keep him in cold storage till the reports in.  Then send him to Taxidermy.  He's a museum piece.
we shall want a full autopsy ...	With particular emphasis on the cranial and oral areas.
they look pretty docile.	Yes, but don't take any chances.
go easy, stevie.	They look pretty docile.
what are they doing here?	Security.  Join the Marines and see the Zoo ...
i don't believe it.	What are they doing here?
no -- clothes.  stevie, they changed into them.	I don't believe it.
with food?	No -- clothes.  Stevie, they changed into them.
there was a sort of carpetbag in the ship.	With food?
what, lewis?	There was a sort of carpetbag in the ship.
please	I like you.
may i say something personal?	Please
i mean that in our 'primitive' civilization, apes just don't talk. i mean i think it's important that, when our 'primitive' security precautions are lifted, the first time you say something in public you should talk to what we 'primitively' call the right people.	May I say something personal?
primitive?	I mean that in our 'primitive' civilization, apes just don't talk. I mean I think it's important that, when our 'primitive' security precautions are lifted, the first time you say something in public you should talk to what we 'primitively' call the Right People.
humans?	I'm a psychiatrist.
i should.  i've been doing it half my life to humans.	Humans?
i mean he's of your race. he's an ape.  look.  you don't have to be afraid.  we've put him in chains and under sedation. do you understand that?	I should.  I've been doing it half my life to Humans.
he's a gorilla.	I mean he's of your race. He's an Ape.  Look.  You don't have to be afraid.  We've put him in chains and under sedation. Do you understand that?
but he isn't us.  he's your own kind.	He's a gorilla.
you were injected with glucose. there is no plutoxin 7 virus. you were never going to die - at least not from anything we gave you.	C'mon, Snake - it's L.A. Everything's phony, you know that.
his reactor's starting to overheat.	Plissken, slow down the sub. You're overloading the power plant.
heavy third world connections. they get weapons, drugs, fuel, choppers - everything is pumped into the island from the south.	Some areas have power - they're on line to San Onofre.
l.a. is in a constant state of warfare. gangs fighting for the right to rule.	Heavy Third World connections. They get weapons, drugs, fuel, choppers - everything is pumped into the island from the south.
the cigarette girl in new vegas was an undercover cop. she injected you with incentive toxin. right now it's swimming in your bloodstream. it'll start to take effect in 9 hours.	It's a strain of the Plutoxin 7 virus. Genetically engineered. 100% pure death. Complete nervous system shutdown. You crash and bleed out like a stuck pig. Not a pretty sight.
somehow during the tour, she came into possession of a prototype transmitting device. we don't know how.	Utopia became depressed after her mother's suicide, began to withdraw into her virtual reality simulator. She'd punch up her own little world in cyberspace and stay in it for days at a time.  Somebody else was in there with her.
perfect for the mission. nobody else can pull it off - not an army, not a man.	Zero emotional developments. Total lack of compassion. A highly developed psychopathic instinct to survive.
comstat did a psychosearch on him. used a database of 5 million sociopathic personalities. he hit the bottom of the curve.	Perfect for the mission. Nobody else can pull it off - not an army, not a man.
nobody leaves cuervo jones. not unless you give your life. you fight till you're dead. then i forgive you.  understand?  understand?	Yes...
i tried...	Nobody leaves Cuervo Jones. Not unless you give your life. You fight till you're dead. Then I forgive you.  Understand?  Understand?
you're my woman, you understand? you don't let anybody take you away from me without a fight.	I tried...
cuervo...?	You're my woman, you understand? You don't let anybody take you away from me without a fight.
ooww!	Go on now. Do as I say.
are we going to eat soon? i'm starved.	Ooww!
now go get dressed. we have things to do.	Are we going to eat soon? I'm starved.
he doesn't look like his picture.  i bet he's fake.	Now go get dressed. We have things to do.
you never heard of snake plissken?	He doesn't look like his picture.  I bet he's fake.
who's that?	You never heard of Snake Plissken?
you're stalling, eddie.  talk, you little gringo!	Cuervo, look out behind you!
he's... near.	You're stalling, Eddie.  Talk, you little gringo!
where's plissken?	He's... near.
it's so good to see you again.	Where's Plissken?
what?	It's so good to see you again.
oh cuervo...	What?
where?	Oh Cuervo...
i thought he was, but he came back.	Where?
you told me he was dead.	I thought he was, but he came back.
you're about to get hit, cuervo. it's plissken.	You told me he was dead.
give it.	Sure, Cuervo, but look here. I've done it all, man. I killed Plissken, I got your girl back, I got it all. Just for you, Cuervo. Just for you.
you said i could be vice-president, cuervo. your right-hand man.	Give it.
give it to me.	You said I could be Vice-President, Cuervo. Your right-hand man.
he jumped. down there.  he's dead, cuervo. i did it. i killed plissken.	Give it to me.
where is he?	He jumped. Down there.  He's dead, Cuervo. I did it. I killed Plissken.
come on, cuervo. i delivered him, didn't i? all i'm asking for is what you promised.	We'll see.
where'd you get these rigs, carjack?	My name is Hershe Hernandez, do you understand, cowboy?
shit.	You always were a loser, Plissken. Makin' things up as you go along. That's why I cut out on you in Cleveland. You're just a bum like the rest of us.
why should we leave? i love l.a. where we gonna go? what's the payoff?	I'd like to get out but I don't have enough money.
wait a minute. all right. hold on.	Cuervo Jones has more firepower than two armies. No one gets near him.
i wouldn't be doin' that, snake.	We have a little arrangement. Anything happens to me, you're dead.
no. the right skid's broken. if i try to set it down she'll crash. i have to stay in a hoverwhile you jump off.  hey, carjack. we gotta hide the girl. give her your dress.	My name is no longer Carjack. Will you please get that through your fucking head?
can you land?	No. The right skid's broken. If I try to set it down she'll crash. I have to stay in a hoverwhile you jump off.  Hey, Carjack. We gotta hide the girl. Give her your dress.
i think we've burned off enough fuel. we may be lighter enough to hover. just barely.	Can you land?
she's overloaded! we're too heavy.	Somebody get off!
see you in hell, snake.	If I'm late, Carjack, don't start without me.
no, that sucks.  how are we getting out?	I don't know yet.
you want to stay here, while cuervo jones rules the world?	No, that sucks.  How are we getting out?
i don't know, sounds thin to me.	You want to stay here, while Cuervo Jones rules the world?
so what's the deal, gorgeous?	We get the girl and the prototype. And we get out.
dream on, blue eye.	Say goodnight, Carjack.
get me to cuervo jones. get me to the kingdom. i got one hour.	Dream on, blue eye.
i see your point. what's the favor?	Get me to Cuervo Jones. Get me to the Kingdom. I got one hour.
i'm already dead.	I see your point. What's the favor?
all right, so i made another deal.	I got a new deal for you.
don't lie to me.	All right, so I made another deal.
i was called away on urgent business, snake.	Don't lie to me.
wait a minute. i know that voice.  you're carjack malone.	Not anymore.
what's in it for me?	Wait a minute. I know that voice.  You're Carjack Malone.
i need a favor.	What's in it for me?
you're gonna have to learn to respect the law, snake. the united states is a no- smoking nation. no smoking, no drinking, do drugs, no women unless you're married, no guns, no foul language. it's a brand new day for you, snake.	The name's Plissken.
got a smoke?	You're gonna have to learn to respect the law, Snake. The United States is a no- smoking nation. No smoking, no drinking, do drugs, no women unless you're married, no guns, no foul language. It's a brand new day for you, Snake.
plissken - this is malloy. do you have the prototype?	Yeah, I got it.
where's the submarine? it's disappeared off our screens.	It's history. I gotta go.
i'm here.	Where's the submarine? It's disappeared off our screens.
plissken...?	I'm here.
75% power.	Hands on switches and counting. 5...4...3...2...1. Launch.
nuclear turbine to 75% power.	75% power.
locked.	Nuclear turbine to 75% power.
lock fuel rods.	Locked.
she's in the green.	Lock fuel rods.
no.	Good.
not you?	No.
a medical team will be standing by.	Not you?
by the way - who gives me the anti-toxin?	A medical team will be standing by.
let's just say it's what's best for the country.	By the way - who gives me the anti-toxin?
so you want me to take her out?  is that an order from the president?	Let's just say it's what's best for the country.
cahuenga pass. make your way up through the mountains toward the hollywood bowl. you should be able to pick up utopia's tracer there.  once you go inside, you're on your own.  you know what you have to do with the girl, don't you?  we have to spare this nation her trial - for treason.	So you want me to take her out?  Is that an order from the President?
where do i put ashore?	Cahuenga Pass. Make your way up through the mountains toward the Hollywood Bowl. You should be able to pick up Utopia's tracer there.  Once you go inside, you're on your own.  You know what you have to do with the girl, don't you?  We have to spare this nation her trial - for treason.
so what does this thing do?	All you need to know is get it back here by 5 a.m.
third world wants to live like we do - and they plan on taking what they want. the cubans and brazilians are ready to invade miami. if the africans and colombians make a run at the border, we got a full scale attack on the united states.	So what does this thing do?
there's a war about to be declared, or didn't you know?	Third World wants to live like we do - and they plan on taking what they want. The Cubans and Brazilians are ready to invade Miami. If the Africans and Colombians make a run at the border, we got a full scale attack on the United States.
defense against what?	There's a war about to be declared, or didn't you know?
only a handful of people are aware of its existence. let's just say it's the ultimate defensive weapon.	Defense against what?
i'll need to know more about this thing.	Only a handful of people are aware of its existence. Let's just say it's the ultimate defensive weapon.
i guess we have a deal. nice to be working with you, plissken.	Call me Snake.
get this crap out of me.	I guess we have a deal. Nice to be working with you, Plissken.
maybe. but you're not putting any shit in me this time.	You don't understand. It's already in you.
having second thoughts?	Maybe. But you're not putting any shit in me this time.
wait a minute, what are you talkin' about?	Having second thoughts?
that's the deal.	Tell the President to adopt. I think I'll like L.A.
so what's the deal, huh? go into l.a., find the president's daughter, secure the box, and bring 'em both out - and i'm free?	That's the deal.
that's right, big shot. unless you do what we want you're not coming back.	So what's the deal, huh? Go into L.A., find the President's daughter, secure the box, and bring 'em both out - and I'm free?
and i don't need to know. so fuck you, i'm goin' to hollywood.	That's right, big shot. Unless you do what we want you're not coming back.
top secret. only on a need to know.	And I don't need to know. So fuck you, I'm goin' to Hollywood.
what's the little black box do?	Top secret. Only on a need to know.
shut up, plissken.	What's the little black box do?
how you doin' plissken?  you like the watch?	You assholes didn't bring me here to give me this for 20 years of dedicated service. What'ya want?
relax, war hero. we took you for a ride, and you came through. not bad for a dirtbag like you.	You're free, Plissken. But if you even so much as break wind on a country road I'll crush you like a bug.
does he know how to activate it?	Well, yeah. All you have to do is push the button.
the prototype appears to be armed, mr. president.  shall i begin evacuation?	Does he know how to activate it?
getting ready to invade.	So where's Plissken?
it's the president, for christ's sake!	I give you my word. Put the prototype into my hands, and you're a free man.
is that what i think it is?	Yeah. The place kept changing owners. Finally went bankrupt. That thing in Paris killed 'em.
so maybe we can pull off a texas switch on cuervo.	If he lets you get close enough.
yeah, kinda.	So maybe we can pull off a Texas switch on Cuervo.
i got an idea, snake.  this looks like the prototype, right?	Yeah, kinda.
i don't know about this thing.	Don't like it, don't come.
aw, come on, snake.	Bluebacks. I'm not bullshittin'. I swear to God.
me too?	We'll see.
how do you know all this?	I used to represent the guy who invented it. I swear to God, Snake. No bullshit.
cease fire with the bullshit.	Right. Keep goin' straight. Two blocks down, turn right.
i couldn't help it, snake. i had to shoot you. cuervo made me do it, i swear to god, man.	Cease fire with the bullshit.
later.	I couldn't help it, Snake. I had to shoot you. Cuervo made me do it, I swear to God, man.
sure, snake. no problem.  you gonna kill me?	Later.
listen up. i need directions. downtown. somebody named hershe.	Sure, Snake. No problem.  You gonna kill me?
not yet.	I could've helped you. We coulda made a deal with Cuervo. If you'd listen...
where are they going?	Oh, man... You didn't have to hit me, Snake. I can help you.
where is it?	Right over there.
all right. anything for you, snake.  although i was going to take you to cuervo jones' place.	Where is it?
i said pull over.	All right. Anything for you, Snake.  Although I was going to take you to Cuervo Jones' place.
no way.	I said pull over.
stop the damn car.	No way.
cuervo jones' right-hand man. one tough hombre. you don't understand, snake. cuervo jones wants to unify the island. we're on the move, man. big time.	Stop the damn car.
delgado?	Cuervo Jones' right-hand man. One tough hombre. You don't understand, Snake. Cuervo Jones wants to unify the island. We're on the move, man. Big time.
too many people know where you're going, snake. that's not good. delgado and his men were back there waiting for you.	Delgado?
location.	Cuervo's got a place near Venice, where the big birds fly. Nice digs, too. I've been there, y'know.
who? you mean cuervo jones? he's the man with the juice, snake. got the president's daughter. setting up a citywide truce. big doings.	Location.
where are they?	Who? You mean Cuervo Jones? He's the man with the juice, Snake. Got the President's daughter. Setting up a citywide truce. Big doings.
where'd they go?	Man, I'd love to have your autograph, Snake.
you're a star in your own right, you know that? hey, i'm map to the stars eddie. how you doin'?	Where'd they go?
yeah. so how do i get to venice?	All the sewers are collapsed under Venice. You have to go topside. Right up there.
say, you need anything, snake? guns? explosives? i can get you a crate of hellfire grenades, no problem - five hours.	Yeah. So how do I get to Venice?
good. i want you out. this is my sewer.	Which way?
looking to get out.	Good. I want you out. This is my sewer.
what're you doing in here?	Looking to get out.
who?	Hershe. She lives downtown with Mojo Dellasandro in the big boat. Down that way.
you ain't doin' so good, snake. you need help.  you should talk to hershe. she hates cuervo. they used to be partners, but they split up.	Who?
where?	Anaheim. Headquarters for everything. The whole town's gonna be there. Things changin' fast around here, Snake. It's not the same as the old days, man.
long gone. you'll never catch up with him now, snake.	Where?
where's... cuervo jones...?	Long gone. You'll never catch up with him now, Snake.
could be a big one comin' any minute now...	Where's... Cuervo Jones...?
which way to the hollywood bowl?	Down that way.
kind of a bad neighborhood, snake.	Which way to the Hollywood Bowl?
run, snake...they're coming.	Who?
no! stay away, snake. he's mucho muerte.	Run, Snake...They're coming.
find cuervo jones.	No! Stay away, Snake. He's mucho muerte.
what are you gonna do in venice?	Find Cuervo Jones.
it's where they live. i guess after everything happened, they just needed to do what they'd always done before. during the daytime, they just pull down the shades on their windows and sleep.	What are you gonna do in Venice?
i know that. there are people in some of these cars.	It's where they live. I guess after everything happened, they just needed to do what they'd always done before. During the daytime, they just pull down the shades on their windows and sleep.
the freeway.	I know that. There are people in some of these cars.
what the hell is this?	The freeway.
i changed my mind. i'm going with you, wherever you're going.	What the hell is this?
why don't you get out of l.a.? take a boat to china, take an airplane to brazil?  earthquakes, death, shit. why do you stay?	I don't know. Somehow, I just can't leave.
snake - what is it?	How the hell am I supposed to know? This is your damn city.
how do we get out of here?	Sewers. Come on.
be careful of the bald cats. they live in these buildings.	The what?
this is a dead end.  you took us into a dead end!	I just thought you wanted to get away. I didn't know you wanted to go someplace.
you need help.	Like hell I do.
don't follow me.	You need help.
who?	The Surgeon General of Beverly Hills.
oh no, it's the doctor.	Who?
no screamin' shit.	Oh no, it's the Doctor.
they live here, used to be like us. but after too many silicon implants, their muscles turned to jelly. the only way they survive is to have body parts transplanted over and over again.  snake, nobody who comes into beverly hills gets out alive.	No screamin' shit.
what are they?	They live here, used to be like us. But after too many silicon implants, their muscles turned to jelly. The only way they survive is to have body parts transplanted over and over again.  Snake, nobody who comes into Beverly Hills gets out alive.
are you crazy?	A little bit. But pretty soon I'm gonna be dead. So are you, Snake.
hi, snake. it's so great to meet you. my name's taslima. i'm a fan of yours.	Are you crazy?
where's the anti-toxin...?	Give me the prototype.
get ready, shitheads. we're comin' in.	Thank God.
you're running out of time.	I've been doin' that all my life. Might as well do it in L.A. Everybody else there is.
well, i'll think it over.	You're running out of time.
utopia is lost to me. my daughter is gone.	Well, I'll think it over.
i can see you're real concerned about your daughter.	Utopia is lost to me. My daughter is gone.
yeah? greenbacks? i got ten million of them.	Uh-uh. Bluebacks.
the president's promised to give whoever helps me 1 million dollars.	Yeah? Greenbacks? I got ten million of them.
all of us?	Yeah.
hershe, you were in cleveland?	Yeah. With me and Texas Mike O'Shay.
you owe me. you left me holdin' everything back there in cleveland.	Hershe, you were in Cleveland?
i'm looking for somebody.	Who ain't?
hey, what's going down, snake?	I'm looking for somebody.
my king, i couldn't do it. excalibur cannot be lost. other men--	--By itself it is only a piece of steel. Its power comes from he who wields it. For now there is no one. Do as I have ordered!
...i saw nothing.	My King, I couldn't do it. Excalibur cannot be lost. Other men--
when you threw it in, what did you see?	...I saw nothing.
i cannot--	--Take Excalibur. Find a pool of calm water and throw the sword into it.
there is one thing left to do... excalibur... and you must do it, perceval. leave my wounds, i command you.	I cannot--
in the name of god, of st. michael, and st. george, i make you a knight. rise, sir...	...Perceval!
is he coming?	He heard Lady Guenevere's request and he said nothing. That is all.
you are that and much more. you are its greatest knight, you are what is best in men. now we will be together--	--It is the old wound, that has been opened. I have always known it would be the gateway to my death, for it has never healed. Let my heart do its job, my King, and pump me empty...
my salvation is to die a knight of the round table.	You are that and much more. You are its greatest knight, you are what is best in men. Now we will be together--
lancelot, i will save you... don't die.	My salvation is to die a Knight of the Round Table.
arthur.	Lancelot, I will save you... Don't die.
hasn't merlin mended your wound?	It is deep...
they miss the battlefield. i think we do too.	But one can still keep a sword sharp riding out in the name of the King's law.
your deeds set an example for all other knights. for your gift, ask a gift of me.	Only give me leave to ride out again, to do what I am most able to do, and happiest doing.
these men repented before god for their evil deeds. those who would not, met their fate at the end of my sword.  accept the fruit of my first quest as my wedding gift.	I do. Rise, Lancelot, come with me.
lancelot, how did you fare in the north?	We spared the lives of a few, so they could sail home and tell their fellows what fate they met at the hands of King Arthur's knights...
my domain is here, inside this metal skin. and i would pledge to you all that i still own: muscle, bone, blood and the heart that pumps it.	And a great heart it is. Sir Lancelot, you will be my champion.
i gave up my castles and my lands!	My domain is here, inside this metal skin. And I would pledge to you all that I still own: muscle, bone, blood and the heart that pumps it.
but your life and lands are far from here.	I gave up my castles and my lands!
then make me your champion and i will always fight in your place.	But your life and lands are far from here.
you are still the best knight in christiandom. you gained a hundred advantages over me. it is i who must love you, for through your courage and patience you taught me a bitter lesson.	Then make me your champion and I will always fight in your place.
i, the best knight in the world, bested! this is a great day, for my search is over. i love you, my king.	You are still the best knight in Christiandom. You gained a hundred advantages over me. It is I who must love you, for through your courage and patience you taught me a bitter lesson.
thanks to god, you are alive.	I, the best knight in the world, bested! This is a great day, for my search is over. I love you, my King.
so be it, to the death.	It is you, sir, who knows not the virtue of humility, as a true king must.
sir, your rage has unbalanced you. it seems you would fight to the death against a knight who is not your enemy, for a length of road you can ride around.	So be it, to the death.
i sought only not to harm you, sir.	Sir, your rage has unbalanced you. It seems you would fight to the death against a knight who is not your enemy, for a length of road you can ride around.
fight me from your horse or on foot, but fight me. your avoidance mocks me.	I sought only not to harm you, sir.
i will not.	Fight me from your horse or on foot, but fight me. Your avoidance mocks me.
yield. i have the advantage.	I will not.
move aside!	I will not. You must retreat or prove your kingship in the test of arms, under the eyes of God.
not a boast, sir, but a curse.  never have i met my match in joust or duel.	Move aside!
--that is a wild boast. you lack a knight's humility.	Not a boast, sir, but a curse.  Never have I met my match in joust or duel.
i am sir lancelot of the lake, from across the sea. i am the best knight in the whole of christiandom, and i look for the king who is worthy of my sword's service.	--That is a wild boast. You lack a knight's humility.
i am king, and this is excalibur, sword of kings from the dawn of time. who are you, and why do you block the way?	I am Sir Lancelot of the Lake, from across the sea. I am the best knight in the whole of Christiandom, and I look for the king who is worthy of my sword's service.
i await the king himself. his knights are in need of training.	I am King, and this is Excalibur, sword of kings from the dawn of time. Who are you, and why do you block the way?
move aside. this is the king's road, and the knights you joined arms against were his very own.	I await the King himself. His knights are in need of training.
good day to you, sir.	Move aside. This is the King's road, and the knights you joined arms against were his very own.
he can be no other.	Lancelot?... It is Lancelot!
yes. he spoke to me. he said i would fight bravely tomorrow. i have never dreamed of merlin before.	I dreamed of him too... Merlin lives! He lives in our dreams now, in that dark and shadowy place that is as strong and real as this more solid one. He speaks to us from there.
of merlin?	Yes. He spoke to me. He said I would fight bravely tomorrow. I have never dreamed of Merlin before.
merlin, will i live...?  ...i was dreaming...	Of Merlin?
perceval, you have returned!	Ready my knights for battle; they will ride with their King once more. I have lived through others far too long! Lancelot carried my honor and Guenevere my guilt. My knights have fought my causes. Mordred carries my sins. Now, at last, I will rule.
don't recognize him. you were trapped by morgana's sorcery.	...Gawain and Perceval, Bors and Bohort, Caradoc and Ector, and all the others--lost to me. Only the echo of their voices remains in this empty hall. All I have left is the memory of their fellowship. Echoes and memories. I am a ghost of the King that once was...  ...Mordred is real, alive, my own flesh and blood. I will see him, I must.
at last...	Don't recognize him. You were trapped by Morgana's sorcery.
--stories... you brought me back. your love brought me back. back to where you are now, in the land of dreams...	Is this a dream? Tell me, Merlin!
where have you been these many years? is it true that morgana--	--Stories... You brought me back. Your love brought me back. Back to where you are now, in the land of dreams...
but, i'm here.	Where have you been these many years? Is it true that Morgana--
it is like a tree. the roots of the stones spread out across the land and they draw on the thoughts and actions of men. like sap those human matters course through the stones feeding the stars that are the leaves of the tree. and the stars whisper back to men the future course of events.  but the earth is being torn apart, its metals stolen, and the balance is broken and the lines of power no longer converge. in fact, i nearly didn't make it in one piece.	But, I'm here.
what is this place, merlin?	It is like a tree. The roots of the stones spread out across the land and they draw on the thoughts and actions of men. Like sap those human matters course through the stones feeding the stars that are the leaves of the tree. And the stars whisper back to men the future course of events.  But the earth is being torn apart, its metals stolen, and the balance is broken and the lines of power no longer converge. In fact, I nearly didn't make it in one piece.
i know. i have heard noises and echoes through the stones...	What is this place, Merlin?
quiet. you'll wake the men, and they must fight tomorrow for their very lives.	I know. I have heard noises and echoes through the stones...
i must do it myself. i must kill them both. lancelot and guenevere. will you ride with me, merlin?	I cannot. I must not. Here I must stay.
you betray the boy who drew the sword, the boy who saw the dragon... the dragon who moves close by, coiling and uncoiling, restless, looking down, waiting for the king to be a king...	I must do it myself. I must kill them both. Lancelot and Guenevere. Will you ride with me, Merlin?
me? i have lived by the oath of king and knight.	You betray the boy who drew the sword, the boy who saw the Dragon... the Dragon who moves close by, coiling and uncoiling, restless, looking down, waiting for the King to be a king...
my powers fade, arthur. i resort to cheap tricks...  yes! i enjoy every moment of my foolishness, i join in the making of it, so no one can betray me. but you! you betray yourself.	Me? I have lived by the oath of king and knight.
with all your powers, you are content to be ridiculed, laughed at...	My powers fade, Arthur. I resort to cheap tricks...  Yes! I enjoy every moment of my foolishness, I join in the making of it, so no one can betray me. But you! You betray yourself.
that is my destiny. i have a destiny, too...	With all your powers, you are content to be ridiculed, laughed at...
i am alone and betrayed. by my wife, by my beloved friend, by my knights. and by you. perhaps most of all by you. for you made me, you forged this wretched life. and like a child tired of a toy, you toss me aside, a babbling lecher trotting after my sister...	That is my destiny. I have a destiny, too...
what?  the greatest? they blend together like the metals we mix to make a good sword.	I didn't ask for poetry. Which is it?
just yes? no mad laughter, no riddles, nothing but a simple yes? that frightens me.	A king should be afraid, always. The enemy is everywhere. Waiting in ambush in the dark corridors of his castle, on the deer paths of his forest, or in the gray and winding paths of a more tangled forest, in here.
yes.	Just yes? No mad laughter, no riddles, nothing but a simple yes? That frightens me.
merlin, tell me. now that guenevere is returned to me...	What is it my child?
where hides evil, then, in my kingdom?	Never where you expect it, that's all I know.
good and evil; there is never one without the other.	Where hides evil, then, in my kingdom?
then answer me this. for years peace has reigned in the land. crops grow in abundance, there is no want. every one of my subjects enjoys his portion of happiness and justice, even those whose tiresome misunderstandings we must resolve here each day. tell me, merlin: have we defeated evil, as it seems?	Good and evil; there is never one without the other.
at your service, sir.	Then answer me this. For years peace has reigned in the land. Crops grow in abundance, there is no want. Every one of my subjects enjoys his portion of happiness and justice, even those whose tiresome misunderstandings we must resolve here each day. Tell me, Merlin: have we defeated evil, as it seems?
the knights of galys approach the camp. it would be politic...	...to ride out and meet them.
excalibur! is it true?	The Lady of the Lake. Take it. Take it, quickly!
come now. so much anger for such a little crime? are you sure there is nothing else troubling you?	You know full well there is, and I go to meet it now. Come witness my revenge.
so you were stealing their honey. they should have killed you.	Come now. So much anger for such a little crime? Are you sure there is nothing else troubling you?
i had to weave a little enchantment on the bees so i could get some honey, and i didn't feel up to using any more magic just yet. anyway, i was in less danger than you'll be in today.	So you were stealing their honey. They should have killed you.
i should have left you to fend for yourself.	I had to weave a little enchantment on the bees so I could get some honey, and I didn't feel up to using any more magic just yet. Anyway, I was in less danger than you'll be in today.
guenevere...	You're not listening. Your heart is not. Love is deaf as well as blind.
guenevere. and a beloved friend who will betray you.	Guenevere...
who will it be? put your mind to it, then.	Guenevere. And a beloved friend who will betray you.
there are maidens as fair, and fairer than guenevere. if i put my mind to it, i could see them now, many of them, weeping for love of you, watching the hills for you coming from the high towers of their castles. offering you their every favor. rich, clever--but if it is to be guenevere, so be it.	Who will it be? Put your mind to it, then.
i love her. if she would be my queen, my dreams would be answered.	There are maidens as fair, and fairer than Guenevere. If I put my mind to it, I could see them now, many of them, weeping for love of you, watching the hills for you coming from the high towers of their castles. Offering you their every favor. Rich, clever--but if it is to be Guenevere, so be it.
...of course...	I love her. If she would be my queen, my dreams would be answered.
a king must marry, after all.	...of course...
then as knight to knight i can offer you mercy.	What's this, what's this?!
what?!	The dragon! There...
the book without pages. open before you, all around us. you can see it in bits and pieces, for if mortal men were to see it whole and all complete in a single glance, why, it would burn him to cinders.	What?!
what book is that?	The book without pages. Open before you, all around us. You can see it in bits and pieces, for if mortal men were to see it whole and all complete in a single glance, why, it would burn him to cinders.
in the great book.	What book is that?
how? where?	In the great book.
it's just that i have no experience, and no men to speak of. how can i--	Because you must! You and only you. Have you forgotten that it was you who freed Excalibur?
thank you.	It's just that I have no experience, and no men to speak of. How can I--
i must find the means to save him, then. i was hoping i could ask you for a little magic help, but if it makes you so tired...	Thank you.
well there. you don't need me half as much as you think you do. you already know what must not happen.	I must find the means to save him, then. I was hoping I could ask you for a little magic help, but if it makes you so tired...
yes, yes, i know that. everybody does. lord leondegrance is my only ally among the barons and the great knights. i can't lose him.	Well there. You don't need me half as much as you think you do. You already know what must not happen.
it is whispered in the forest that...  ...leondegrance's castle is under siege by lot and uryens.	Yes, yes, I know that. Everybody does. Lord Leondegrance is my only ally among the barons and the great knights. I can't lose him.
merlin, help me. i need your help. i don't know how--	'Help me, Help me.' Help me get up.
that's not why you came.	Merlin, help me. I need your help. I don't know how--
i want to thank you.	That's not why you came.
but not from your destiny.	I want to thank you.
you saved me from the arrow...	But not from your destiny.
whose son am i?	You are the son of King Uther, and the fair Igrayne... you are King Arthur.
who is merlin?	Speak of the devil!...
i will muster a great force of knights, and i will return to fight for what is mine.	So be it.
i cannot offer you the land, only my love...	And I offer only this, Father. To commit with passion and pleasure all the evils that you failed to commit, as man and king.
your mother told you that?	I cannot offer you the land, only my love...
the very spear that pierced the side of christ as he died on the cross.	Your mother told you that?
and you are the great king? the lords have rebelled. invaders attack the coasts. crops don't grow. there is nothing but plague and hunger in the land. only i am feared. i will be king. you may have lost excalibur, but i have found my own weapon of power. there.	The very spear that pierced the side of Christ as he died on the cross.
i recognize you only as my son, no more.	And you are the great King? The lords have rebelled. Invaders attack the coasts. Crops don't grow. There is nothing but plague and hunger in the land. Only I am feared. I will be king. You may have lost Excalibur, but I have found my own weapon of power. There.
i have come to claim what is mine, father.	I recognize you only as my son, no more.
rise, mordred.	I have come to claim what is mine, Father.
father...	Rise, Mordred.
he is the mightiest and fairest of knights.	We fought and won battles, and now one man defeats all my knights? I will go.
who is, then?	I don't know. Merlin brought you to me when you were newly born and charged me to raise you as my own. At first, I did so because I feared Merlin, later because I loved you.
you freed it, son?	I did, Father. I beg your forgiveness.
sir... kay needed a sword. his was stolen. i saw excalibur, and... i took it.	You freed it, son?
i left it in the tent, sir.	Well hurry then, and get it.
forgive me, my wife, if you can. i was not born to live a man's life, but to be the stuff of future memory. the fellowship was a brief beginning, a fair time that cannot be forgotten; and because it will not be forgotten, that fair time may come again. now once more i must ride with my knights to defend what was, and the dream of what could be.	I have kept it.
i loved you much, as king, and sometimes as husband, but one cannot gaze too long at the sun in the sky.	Forgive me, my wife, if you can. I was not born to live a man's life, but to be the stuff of future memory. The fellowship was a brief beginning, a fair time that cannot be forgotten; and because it will not be forgotten, that fair time may come again. Now once more I must ride with my knights to defend what was, and the dream of what could be.
the laws, my laws, must bind everyone, high and low, or they are not laws at all. lancelot will come...	And if he cannot be found, no other knight will champion me, though you beseeched each and every one of them. Why be king if there is no one you can call loyal subject but an eager boy?
and you cannot love me...	The laws, my laws, must bind everyone, high and low, or they are not laws at all. Lancelot will come...
if i am your judge, i cannot be your champion. when i act as your king, i cannot be your husband.	And you cannot love me...
why can't you be my champion?	If I am your judge, I cannot be your champion. When I act as your King, I cannot be your husband.
the queen will be in my charge till a champion steps forward to fight on her behalf.	Not you, my husband?
sir gahalt, answer the queen.	No. I meant not to be angry with you, Sir Gahalt. In the idleness that comes with peace gossip has bread its own evil. You merely repeat it. Please, sir, have one of those apples that Lancelot loves, and in that gesture partake of its goodness.
don't start a war on my wedding day!	Without Lancelot?!
i will ride with sir kay. lancelot, rest here.	Don't start a war on my wedding day!
he must stay for the feasting days of our wedding, and tell his deeds himself.	I grant you your wish if you grant Lady Guenevere hers.
i'm going.	Quiet, or I'll sew up your mouth too.
no, i think it's better if you just stay here to heal. at least a week.	I'm going.
well, then, i shall tell you which knights have maiden daughters, so you can avoid their castles.	No, I think it's better if you just stay here to heal. At least a week.
i didn't know leondegrance had a daughter.	Well, then, I shall tell you which knights have maiden daughters, so you can avoid their castles.
--and damsels in besieged castles are waiting to be rescued?	I didn't know Leondegrance had a daughter.
but i have to leave tomorrow. the forests are thick with rebels, invaders plunder our shores...	--And damsels in besieged castles are waiting to be rescued?
ye...	--I'm pretty good at stitchery. I've sewn my father's wounds more than once.
it didn't hurt too much, did it?	Ye...
i am wasting away and i cannot die. and i cannot live.	You and the land are one. Drink from the chalice. You will be reborn and the land with you.
because you and the land are one.	I am wasting away and I cannot die. And I cannot live.
i have waited long for you. once you almost saw, but fear blinded you. why am i served from the chalice?	Because you and the land are one.
you, my lord.	I have waited long for you. Once you almost saw, but fear blinded you. Why am I served from the chalice?
who does it serve?	You, my lord.
the king without his sword, the land without a king...	We are to blame.
he has given up.	The King without his sword, the land without a king...
why didn't he kill us?	He has given up.
there are things about love--	--Nothing!
love demands it.	There are things about love--
the law forbids it.	Love demands it.
to me? but why?	I cannot love as a woman the lady who will be wife to my King and my friend. And, in pledging my love to you, I cannot love any other woman.
yes. i would swear my love to you.	To me? But why?
me?	Yes. I would swear my love to you.
you.	Me?
who?!	You.
there is one.	Who?!
and there is no maiden in the whole world who inspires you?	There is one.
i am a fighting man and i am married to the quest. that is enough.	And there is no maiden in the whole world who inspires you?
why?	I am a fighting man and I am married to the quest. That is enough.
no.	Why?
the well-kept secret is whether any of them has won your heart.	No.
i have found you. the queen. an apple. tomorrow. sir gawain...	--It must wait, child. These good ladies, for whom I intervened once, will honor me with a meal. I am beholden to them now as I was when they begged my protection.
listen, boy, it's more than twenty days from here.	Twenty days!? The world is that big?
i will run.	Listen, boy, it's more than twenty days from here.
very well. climb up.	I will run.
just a man. a knight in the king's service.	You're a man?!  ...with metal skin!
--i am the sea, which covers the desert forever under its weight.	--I am the fog and mists that rise up from the sea, escaping...
i am the desert, where water disappears--	--I am the sea, which covers the desert forever under its weight.
i am the cloudburst that quenches the flames.	I am the desert, where water disappears--
you provoke me, merlin.	What's behind that beauty? A wizened, cold-hearted snake.
what do you want? you must desire it for me to weave it.	Walls of shining crystals, burning with red fire, furnishings of metals and jewels never seen by man...
merlin, the powers of summoning, the true name of the charms of doing and undoing. show me!	I won't. You would misuse such power. I have paid enough for you, and I will have you.
flattery! do you think i am ignorant of your stupid little games? preying on you weakness of others. that's your power, a petty evil. mine is great. great plans. impossible dreams. laughable endings...	Merlin, the powers of Summoning, the true Name of the charms of Doing and Undoing. Show me!
you are truly magnificent!	Flattery! Do you think I am ignorant of your stupid little games? Preying on you weakness of others. That's your power, a petty evil. Mine is great. Great plans. Impossible dreams. Laughable endings...
they do.	Why?
people make you laugh?	They do.
when arthur built the castle, i carved out a place for myself, where i could laugh or sleep, and no one would bother me.	People make you laugh?
you know what i want. i want the secret of true magic, how to thicken the stuff of dreams and wishes with the flesh of the world.	That I cannot.
the deepest secrets, the forbidden formulas...	Maybe... maybe...
i showed you all my conjuring tricks...	The deepest secrets, the forbidden formulas...
a lovestruck page!	Shh... yes, yes. Sit with me, please... Morgana.
no. yes, i am. i am jealous. i want to write poems about you with moonbeams, make the sea sing your name...	A lovestruck page!
it's clear you are, and it irks me.	No. Yes, I am. I am jealous. I want to write poems about you with moonbeams, make the sea sing your name...
i'm not jealous!	It's clear you are, and it irks me.
no, no, of course not. you are young...	I'm not jealous!
it is.	Can it truly be used for magic?
is that mandrake, lord merlin?	It is.
you left your husband's side? you left your brother's wedding?	Is that Mandrake, Lord Merlin?
you strike me with words as hard as steel.	They are not weapons, my friend, but truths. You betrayed the Duke, stole his wife and took his castle, now no one trusts you. Lot, Uryens, your allies will turn against you. Give me the child, Uther, I will protect him. Go back to your war tent.
maybe not even that, uther. i thought once that you were the one to unite the land under one sword. but it'll take another, a greater king...	You strike me with words as hard as steel.
to kill and be king, is that all?	Maybe not even that, Uther. I thought once that you were the one to unite the land under one sword. But it'll take another, a greater king...
it's not for you, uther, hearth and home, wife and child.	To kill and be king, is that all?
the oath. you didn't say--	You didn't ask!
the child is mine, uther. i have come for him.	The oath. You didn't say--
i?	The child is mine, Uther. I have come for him.
now you must pay me.	I?
doing what i did for you, it wasn't easy, you know. it takes it's toll. it took nine moons to get back my strength.	Now you must pay me.
merlin! out of the sick sleep at last.	Doing what I did for you, it wasn't easy, you know. It takes it's toll. It took nine moons to get back my strength.
--what issues from your lust will be mine. swear it again.	I swear it.
i swear it. by excalibur and the holy--	--What issues from your lust will be mine. Swear it again.
i have walked my way since the beginning of time. sometimes i give, sometimes i take. it is mine to know which, and when.	Dumb riddles, Merlin. I am your King.
behold the sword of power, excalibur. before uther, it belonged to lud, before lud, to beowulf, before beowulf to baldur the good, before baldur to thor himself and that was when the world was young and there were more than seven colors in the rainbow.  speak the words.	One land, one king! That is my peace!
just show the sword.	Behold the sword of power, Excalibur. Before Uther, it belonged to Lud, before Lud, to Beowulf, before Beowulf to Baldur the Good, before Baldur to Thor himself and that was when the world was young and there were more than seven colors in the rainbow.  Speak the words.
i should butcher all and every one of them. merlin, what is this wagging of tongues?	Just show the sword.
it's done. a truce. we meet at the river.	Talk. Lovers murmuring to each other...
what honey?	Fuck it.
shall we summon the writer? he's in paris i believe.	Hiding?
well why are they tearing the building down?	Shall we summon the writer? He's in Paris I believe.
well what's wrong?	Well why are they tearing the building down?
c'mon i can read for christ sake.	Well what's wrong?
why it's perfectly plain, your the teacher at the college, you don't want the building torn down.	C'mon I can read for Christ sake.
burke take a look at this damn thing it just doesn't make sense.	Why it's perfectly plain, your the teacher at the college, you don't want the building torn down.
i didn't know that.	Ten maybe twelve years ago, in Africa. The exorcism supposedly lasted for months. I heard it damn near killed him.
it must be alright. he's still running around digging up tombs. besides, he's had experience.	I didn't know that.
don't you think he's too old, though? how's his health?	It must be alright. He's still running around digging up tombs. Besides, he's had experience.
no, he's working on another book.	Don't you think he's too old, though? How's his health?
what's he doing there? teaching?	No, he's working on another book.
that's right mike. but he's finished and came back around three ot four months ago, he's in woodstock now.	What's he doing there? Teaching?
merrin? i had notion he was over in iraq. i think i read he was working on a dig around nineveh.	That's right Mike. But he's finished and came back around three ot four months ago, He's in Woodstock now.
how about lankaster merrin.	Merrin? I had notion he was over in Iraq. I think I read he was working on a dig around Nineveh.
and what about the exorcist? any ideas?	How about Lankaster Merrin.
well, he does know the background. i doubt there's any danger in just having him assist. there should be a psychiatrist present, anyway.	And what about the exorcist? Any ideas?
thank you your excellency.	Well, he does know the background. I doubt there's any danger in just having him assist. There should be a psychiatrist present, anyway.
let's see whose around. in the meantime i'll call you as soon as i know.	Thank you your excellency.
i see, your excellency.	Let's see whose around. In the meantime I'll call you as soon as I know.
it might be best to have a man with experience. maybe someone who's spent time in the foreign missions.	I see, your excellency.
yes.	It might be best to have a man with experience. Maybe someone who's spent time in the foreign missions.
you'd want to do the exorcism yourself?	Yes.
i don't know. no, not really i suppose. but i've made a prudent judgement that it meets the conditions set down in the ritual.	You'd want to do the exorcism yourself?
you're convinced that it's genuine.	I don't know. No, not really I suppose. But I've made a prudent judgement that it meets the conditions set down in the Ritual.
it's a stylized ritual in which rabbis or priests try to drive out the so-called invading spirit. it's pretty much discarded these days, except by the catholics who keep it in the closet as a sort of embarrassment. it has worked, in fact, although not for the reason they think, of course. it was purely the force of suggestion. the victim's belief in possession helped cause it; and just in the same way this belief in the power of exorcism can make it disappear.	You're telling me that, I should take my daughter to a witch doctor? Is that it?
i'm sorry.	You're sorry. Christ, eighty-eight doctors and all you can tell me is all of your bullshit...
and i don't care what you call it! i'm not putting her away!	I'm sorry.
it's-	And I don't care what you call it! I'm not putting her away!
look, i'm telling you again and you'd better believe it, i'm not about to put her in a goddamn asylum!	It's-
quite frankly, we don't know much about it except that it's starts with some conflict or guilt that eventually leads to the patient's delusion that his body's been invaded by an alien intellegence; a spirit if you will.	Look, I'm telling you again and you'd better believe it, I'm not about to put her in a goddamn asylum!
me too.	Sure you won't change your mind?
i'm gonna miss you.	Me too.
storage.	I'm gonna miss you.
phonograph.	Storage.
what is it?	Phonograph.
where do you want this?	What is it?
this was under regan's pillow. did you put it there?	Of course I didn't.
oh burke! poor burke!	I can't believe it.
what did the doctor say?	We have to start looking for a shrink.
yeah, well i guess you should've.	What did the doctor say?
well, when i went to get the thorazine i had him to stay with her and... oh, i should of known better.	Yeah, well I guess you should've.
what's burke got to do with it?	Well, when I went to get the Thorazine I had him to stay with her and... Oh, I should of known better.
burke.	What's Burke got to do with it?
didn't who tell me?	Burke.
what didn't he tell you?	Didn't who tell me?
what the hell do you mean going out and leaving regan by her self! what are you kidding her window's wide open...	What didn't he tell you?
oh circuit my ass, he doesn't give a shit!	Why don't you let me?
maybe the circuit is busy?	Oh circuit my ass, he doesn't give a shit!
hello? yes this is mrs. macneil. operator you have got to be kidding i have been on this line for twenty minutes.  jesus christ, can you believe this, he doesn't even call his daughter on her birthday for christ sake.	Maybe the circuit is busy?
just five or six people.	No kidding.
your kidding me. what is it a big party or something?	Just five or six people.
dinner at the white house.	Your kidding me. What is it a big party or something?
what's this?	Dinner at the White House.
and you got an invitation.	What's this?
oh great, anything else?	And you got an invitation.
here.	Oh great, anything else?
hi, how'd your day go?	Oh not to bad, kinda like the Walt Disney version of the Ho Chi Minh story, but other than that it was terrific.
hi	Hi, how'd your day go?
in here!	Hi
hello?	In here!
thank you.	You're a nice man.
i lied. it's for me. the spelling is on the back, kinderman. you know that film you made called angel? isaw that six times.	Really? wow.
what's her name?	I lied. It's for me. The spelling is on the back, Kinderman. You know that film you made called Angel? Isaw that six times.
oh, she'd love it.	What's her name?
of course. have you got a pen?	Oh, she'd love it.
i hate to ask you this but... for my daughter could you maybe give an autograph?	Of course. Have you got a pen?
couldn't hurt. in the meantime...	I hate to ask you this but... for my daughter could you maybe give an autograph?
when she's well enough, i'll ask.	Couldn't hurt. In the meantime...
i know that. i realize. but if a certain british doctor never asked "what's this fungus?" we wouldn't today have penicillin. correct?	When she's well enough, I'll ask.
look, he wouldn't have any reason to be up there in the first place.	I know that. I realize. But if a certain British doctor never asked "What's this fungus?" we wouldn't today have penicillin. Correct?
incidentally, just a chance in a million, i know; but your daughter - you could possibly ask her if she saw mr. dennings in her room that night?	Look, he wouldn't have any reason to be up there in the first place.
would you like some more coffee?	Please.
never mind.	Would you like some more coffee?
want to ask him?	Never mind.
oh, i see.	Want to ask him?
i really wouldn't know, you see karl takes care of that.	Oh, I see.
groceries maybe? a package?	I really wouldn't know, you see Karl takes care of that.
not that i know of.	Groceries maybe? A package?
you were expecting a deliver y that day?	Not that I know of.
no. not at all,	You were expecting a deliver y that day?
strange...strange...so baffling. the deceased comes to visit, stays only twenty minutes, and leaves all alone a very sick girl. and speaking plainly mrs. macneil, as you say, it's not likely he would fall from a window. besides that, a fall wouldn't do to his neck what we found except maybe a chance in a thousand. my hunch? my opinion? i believe he was killed by a very powerful man: point one. and the fracturing of the skull - point two - plus the various things i have mentioned, would make it very probable - probable, not certain - that the deceased was killed and then pushed from your daughter's window. but no-one was here except your daughter. so how could this be? it could be one way: if someone came calling between the time miss spencer left and the time you returned. the servants, they have visitors?	No. Not at all,
we still don't know.	Watch out for drafts. A draft in the fall when the house is hot is a magic carpet for bacteria.
may i ask...?	We still don't know.
yes, i'm affraid it is.	May I ask...?
it's serious?	Yes, I'm affraid it is.
no, she was heavily sedated.	It's serious?
does your daughter remember if perhaps mr. dennings was in her room in her room that night?	No, she was heavily sedated.
excuse me madame? will there be anything else?	No thanks Karl.
a man to see you.	What man?
what!	A man to see you.
excuse me miss?	What!
karl if you put this in regan's room i want you to tell me, now did you?	No. It wasn't me. I didn't.
she is going to be well?	Karl if you put this in Regan's room I want you to tell me, now did you?
karl? did you put this in regan's bedroom?	She is going to be well?
bastard! i will kill you.	Karl!!
very sorry, but you see, no rats!	No rats. Thanks a lot that's terrific.
oh karl, jesus christ karl, don't do that.	Very sorry, but you see, no rats!
there is nothing.	Oh Karl, Jesus Christ Karl, don't do that.
yes, i go now.	Well don't go now Karl the stores aren't open yet.
yeah or maybe rats now will you just get those traps.	Yes, I go now.
no. no rats.	I just heard them Karl.
all right then we've got clean rats.	No. No rats.
but it's clean?	All right then we've got clean rats.
uh huh. 'fraid so.	But it's clean?
rats?	Uh huh. 'Fraid so.
good morning karl. oh karl, we've got rats in the attic you better get some traps.	Rats?
good morning madame.	Good morning Karl. Oh Karl, we've got rats in the attic you better get some traps.
is it coming out willie?	Yes, I think so.
fine thank you.	That's good.
how are you today?	Fine thank you.
good morning mrs. macneil.	How are you today?
morning.	Good morning Mrs. MacNeil.
no. i'm building a new house, the old one's been sold. i was going to take regan to europe for a while, after she finished school here. why d'you ask?	I think it's time we started looking for a psychiatrist.
are you planning to be home soon? la, i mean.	No. I'm building a new house, the old one's been sold. I was going to take Regan to Europe for a while, after she finished school here. Why d'you ask?
well of course i'm sure. i'd tell you. christ, i don't even smoke grass.	Are you planning to be home soon? LA, I mean.
are you sure?	Well of course I'm sure. I'd tell you. Christ, I don't even smoke grass.
no. of course not, nothing like that.	Are you sure?
do you keep any drugs in your house?	No. Of course not, nothing like that.
we still think the temporal lobe...	Oh. What are you talking about for Christ sake! Did you see her or not? She's acting like a fucking out of her mind psychotic or a split personality or...
she's heavily sedated. she'll probably sleep through tomorrow.	What was going on in there, how could she jump off the bed like that?
hey do me a favour will ya'. tell me something good.	Don't be alarmed. If it's a lesion in a way she's fortunate. All we have to do is remove the scar.
the temperal lobe is very common. could last for days, even weeks. it isn't rare to find destructive or even criminal behaviour.	Hey do me a favour will ya'. Tell me something good.
look doc, i really don't understand how her whole personality could change.	The temperal lobe is very common. Could last for days, even weeks. It isn't rare to find destructive or even criminal behaviour.
lesion, lesion in the temperal lobe. it's a kind of seizure disorder.	Look doc, I really don't understand how her whole personality could change.
so, what causes this?	Lesion, Lesion in the temperal lobe. It's a kind of seizure disorder.
mrs. macneil the problem with your daughter is not her bed, it's her brain.	So, what causes this?
oh no, that was no spasm. i got on the bed, the whole bed was thumping and rising off the floor and shaking. the whole thing, with me on it!	Mrs. MacNeil the problem with your daughter is not her bed, it's her brain.
the shaking of the bed, that's doubtless due to musuclar spasms.	Oh no, that was no spasm. I got on the bed, the whole bed was thumping and rising off the floor and shaking. The whole thing, with me on it!
convulsion?	The shaking of the bed, that's doubtless due to musuclar spasms.
well, it's a symptom of a type of desturbance in the chemico- electrical activity of the brain. in the case of your daughter in the temperal lobe, up here in the lateral part of the brain. it's rare, but it does cause bizarre hallucinations and usually just before a convulsion.	Convulsion?
yeah, i guess. maybe not. you don't think a psychiatrist-?	The best explanation is always the simplest one. Let's wait. Let's wait and see. In the meantime try not to worry.
she used those words. look, i doubt that she even understood what she was saying.	Yeah, I guess. Maybe not. You don't think a psychiatrist-?
she used those words?	She used those words. Look, I doubt that she even understood what she was saying.
well, specifically, mrs. macneil, she advised me to keep my fingers away from her goddam cunt.	She used those words?
hey, come on, i'm grown-up. what'd she say? i mean specifically, doctor.	Well, specifically, Mrs. MacNeil, she advised me to keep my fingers away from her goddam cunt.
well, what, for example? i mean, give me a for instance!	Hey, come on, I'm grown-up. What'd she say? I mean specifically, Doctor.
well, i'd say her vocabulary's rather extensive.	Well, what, for example? I mean, give me a for instance!
you're kidding! like what?	Well, I'd say her vocabulary's rather extensive.
well, she let loose quite a string while i was examining her, mrs. macneil.	You're kidding! Like what?
wait a minute. what are you talking about?	Well, she let loose quite a string while I was examining her, Mrs. MacNeil.
well, you see, that's quite similar to things like her lying- uncharacter-	Wait a minute. What are you talking about?
never.	Well, you see, that's quite similar to things like her lying- uncharacter-
have you ever known your daughter to swear and use obscenities?	Never.
ya know, those things to get attention, like saying that her bed shakes and stuff.	Have you ever known your daughter to swear and use obscenities?
lies?	Ya know, those things to get attention, like saying that her bed shakes and stuff.
and those lies she's been telling?	Lies?
oh no. i'd wait and see what happens with the ritalin. i think that's the answer. wait two or three weeks.	And those lies she's been telling?
do you think i should take her to see a psychiatrist?	Oh no. I'd wait and see what happens with the Ritalin. I think that's the answer. Wait two or three weeks.
well, you mentioned her father... the divorce.	Do you think I should take her to see a psychiatrist?
depression?	Well, you mentioned her father... the divorce.
her condition isn't quite what it seems. nobody knows the cause of her hyperkinetic behaviour in a child. the ritalin sems to work to relieve the condition, but we really don't know how or why, frankly. your daughter's symptoms could be an overreaction to depression- but that's out of my field.	Depression?
stimulant? she's higher than a kite right now!	Her condition isn't quite what it seems. Nobody knows the cause of her hyperkinetic behaviour in a child. The Ritalin sems to work to relieve the condition, but we really don't know how or why, frankly. Your daughter's symptoms could be an overreaction to depression- but that's out of my field.
a stimulant.	Stimulant? She's higher than a kite right now!
what is it? a tranquilizer?	A stimulant.
now this is for ritalin. ten miligrams a day.	What is it? A tranquilizer?
it affects concentration.	Now this is for Ritalin. Ten miligrams a day.
why the math?	It affects concentration.
a disorder of the nerves. at least we think it is. we don't know yet exactly how it works, but it's often seen in earl adolescence. she shows all the symptoms: the hyperactivity; the temper; her performance in math.	Why the math?
is she gonna die?	No.
yes. he's already here.	Father?
what?	She killed Burke Dennings. She pushed him out of the window.
she...killed burke dennings.	What?
holy water's blessed. and that doesn't help support a case for possession.	She...killed Burke Dennings.
what's the difference?	Holy water's blessed. And that doesn't help support a case for possession.
i told regan that was holy water, i sprinkled some on her and she reacted very violently. it's tap water.	What's the difference?
well i think you should.	I told Regan that was holy water, I sprinkled some on her and she reacted very violently. It's tap water.
no	Well I think you should.
have you told him what's happening?	No
in europe.	Have you told him what's happening?
where's regan's father?	In Europe.
it's fine really, sit.	Where's Regan's father?
are you sure?	It's fine really, sit.
no it's alright i'll take it straight.	Are you sure?
please.	What do you drink?
wanna drink.	Please.
not at all. why d'you ask?	It's not important good night.
no, is regan aware of it?	Not at all. Why d'you ask?
yes i did, i'm sorry.	No, is Regan aware of it?
did you know my mother died recently?	Yes I did, I'm sorry.
no.	Did you know my mother died recently?
did regan know a priest was coming over?	No.
you show me regan's double: same face, same voice, same everything. i'd know it wasn't regan. i'd know in my gut and i'm telling you that that thing upstairs isn't my daughter! and i want you to tell me that you know for a fact that there's nothing wrong with my daughter except in her mind! you tell me you know for a fact that an exorcism wouldn't do any good! you tell me that!	Did Regan know a priest was coming over?
there are no experts. you probably know as much about possession than most priests. look your daughter doesn't say she's a demon, she says she's the devil himself and if you've seen as many psychotics as i have, you'd know it's like saying you're napoleon bonaparte. you ask me what i think is best for your daughter. six months, under observation in the best hospital you can find.	You show me Regan's double: same face, same voice, same everything. I'd know it wasn't Regan. I'd know in my gut and I'm telling you that that thing upstairs isn't my daughter! And I want you to tell me that you know for a fact that there's nothing wrong with my daughter except in her mind! You tell me you know for a fact that an exorcism wouldn't do any good! You tell me that!
i thought you were supposed to be an expert.	There are no experts. You probably know as much about possession than most priests. Look your daughter doesn't say she's a demon, she says she's the devil himself and if you've seen as many psychotics as I have, you'd know it's like saying you're Napoleon Bonaparte. You ask me what I think is best for your daughter. Six months, under observation in the best hospital you can find.
i don't know. i'll have to look it up.	I thought you were supposed to be an expert.
what else?	I don't know. I'll have to look it up.
like her speaking in a language that she's never known or studied.	What else?
like what?	Like her speaking in a language that she's never known or studied.
i can't do it. i need evidence that the church would accept as signs of possession.	Like what?
nothing you could do would make it any worse.	I can't do it. I need evidence that the church would accept as signs of possession.
thanks. look, i'm only against the possibility of doing your daughter more harm than good.	Nothing you could do would make it any worse.
no, you don't understand. your daughter-	Oh, will you help her! Just help her!
not a psychiatrist! she needs a priest! she's already seen every fucking psychiatrist in the world and they sent me to you, now you're gonna send me back to them! jesus christ, won't somebody help her!	No, you don't understand. Your daughter-
yes i could, i could see her as a psychiatrist...	Not a psychiatrist! She needs a priest! She's already seen every fucking psychiatrist in the world and they sent me to you, now you're gonna send me back to them! Jesus Christ, won't somebody help her!
could you see her?	Yes I could, I could see her as a psychiatrist...
no i couldn't, i have to have church approval, and frankly, that's rarely given,-	Could you see her?
you could do it yourself...	No I couldn't, I have to have church approval, and frankly, that's rarely given,-
well before the church approves an exorcism, it conducts an investigation to see if it's warranted. that takes time. in the meantime...	You could do it yourself...
but how?	Well before the church approves an exorcism, it conducts an investigation to see if it's warranted. That takes time. In the meantime...
to begin with it could make things worse.	But how?
why, i don't understand?	To begin with it could make things worse.
that's all the more reason to forget about exorcism.	Why, I don't understand?
since we learned about mental illness, paranoia, schizophrenia. all the things they taught me in harvard. mrs. macneil since the day i joined the jesuits, i've never met one priest who has performed an exorcism, not one.	Yeah well, it just so happens that somebody very close to me is probably possessed, and needs an exorcist.
oh yeah, since when?	Since we learned about mental illness, paranoia, schizophrenia. All the things they taught me in Harvard. Mrs. MacNeil since the day I joined the Jesuits, I've never met one priest who has performed an exorcism, not one.
well it just doesn't happen anymore mrs. macneil.	Oh yeah, since when?
i didn't get you?	Well it just doesn't happen anymore Mrs. MacNeil.
well, the first thing i'd do is put them into a time macine and send them back to the sixteenth century.	I didn't get you?
if a person was possessed by a demon of some kind, how do you go about getting an exorcism?	Well, the first thing I'd do is put them into a time macine and send them back to the sixteenth century.
i beg your pardon?	If a person was possessed by a demon of some kind, how do you go about getting an exorcism?
and how do you go about getting an exorcism?	I beg your pardon?
no i wouldn't. but i'd try to persuade him to turn himself in.	And how do you go about getting an exorcism?
you wouldn't.	No I wouldn't. But I'd try to persuade him to turn himself in.
if he came to me for spritual help, i'd say no.	You wouldn't.
i mean, what if a person, let's say, was a criminal, like maybe a murderer or something, you know? if he came to you for help, would you have to turn him in?	If he came to me for spritual help, I'd say no.
the priest.	I mean, what if a person, let's say, was a criminal, like maybe a murderer or something, you know? If he came to you for help, would you have to turn him in?
on what?	The priest.
that depends.	On what?
priests keep pretty tight mouthed then?	That depends.
he didn't mention her.	Priests keep pretty tight mouthed then?
didn't tell you of what she did?	He didn't mention her.
no.	Didn't tell you of what she did?
he didn't mention?	No.
no i didn't know you had one.	He didn't mention?
about my daughter?	No I didn't know you had one.
sure did.	About my daughter?
did he tell you about my party?	Sure did.
pretty close.	Did he tell you about my party?
pretty close?	Pretty close.
yes am.	Pretty close?
you're a friend of father dyer, right?	Yes am.
harvard, bellevue, john hopkins.	You're a friend of Father Dyer, right?
where?	Harvard, Bellevue, John Hopkins.
it's the other way around. the society sent me through med school.	Where?
so, how'd a shrink ever get to be a priest?	It's the other way around. The society sent me through med school.
yeah, it would've helped. have you gotta cigarette father?	So, how'd a shrink ever get to be a priest?
that's okay. i should've told you i wouldn't be in uniform.	Yeah, it would've helped. Have you gotta cigarette Father?
oh, i'm very sorry father. hi.	That's okay. I should've told you I wouldn't be in uniform.
i'm father karras.	Oh, I'm very sorry Father. Hi.
please go away.	I'm Father Karras.
chris macneil?	Please go away.
honey this is father dyer.	Hi Father.
all done.	Honey this is Father Dyer.
so something please doctor, help her!	Make it stop,it really hurts! Mother! Make it...
mother please! oh please mother make it stop! it's burning, it's burning please mother!	So something please Doctor, Help her!
i don't want it.	Honey it's to help you.
oh my god!	Make it stop! What's wrong!! I'm scared!!!
my bed was shaking, i can't get to sleep.	Oh, honey.
what are you doing here?	My bed was shaking, I can't get to sleep.
why does god let us get tired?	God gets lonesome for us, Rags. He wants us back.
people get tired.	Why does God let us get tired?
cause burke and i are just friends. okay, really.	Okay.
how do you know?	Cause Burke and I are just friends. Okay, really.
well your thinking's not so good.	How do you know?
i don't know, i just thought.	Well your thinking's not so good.
oh you did. what did you hear?	I don't know, I just thought.
well i heard differently.	Oh you did. What did you hear?
oh regan i love your daddy. i'll always love your daddy. burke just comes around here a lot because he's lonely, don't got nothin' to do.	Well I heard differently.
do you not like him like daddy?	Oh Regan I love your daddy. I'll always love your daddy. Burke just comes around here a lot because he's lonely, don't got nothin' to do.
course i like him, i like pizzas to but i'm not gonna marry one.	Do you not like him like daddy?
but you like him.	Course I like him, I like pizzas to but I'm not gonna marry one.
where'd you ever get an idea like that?	But you like him.
what?	Where'd you ever get an idea like that?
oh my god, you kidding, me marry burke dennings don't be silly, of course not.	What?
your not gonna marry him are you?	Oh my god, you kidding, me marry Burke Dennings don't be silly, of course not.
yeah i like him. don't you like him? hey what's going on? what is this?	Your not gonna marry him are you?
you like him.	Yeah I like him. Don't you like him? Hey what's going on? What is this?
well thank you very much but why on earth would i want to bring burke on your birthday?	You like him.
well you know it's okay.	Well thank you very much but why on earth would I want to bring Burke on your birthday?
mr. dennings?	Well you know it's okay.
you can bring mr. dennings if you like.	Mr. Dennings?
i love you rags. we'll have a good day yeah?	You can bring Mr. Dennings if you like.
oh i love you.	I love you Rags. We'll have a good day yeah?
okay. and tomorrow night, i'll take you to a movie, okay?	Oh I love you.
yeah	Okay. And tomorrow night, I'll take you to a movie, okay?
i don't know	Well what would you like to do? Got any ideas?
what are we gonna do on your birthday, isn't that nice it's on a sunday this year, what can we do?	I don't know
i wouldn't talk.	Oh you wouldn't talk, well I didn't have my make up man there.
it's not even a good picture. looks to mature.	I wouldn't talk.
cause i like it.	It's not even a good picture. Looks to mature.
regan, why are you reading that?	Cause I like it.
you think?	Regan, why are you reading that?
well, maybe he's sleeping.	You think?
captain howdy, do you think my mom's pretty? captain howdy? captain howdy that isn't very nice.	Well, maybe he's sleeping.
here i'll show you.	Captain Howdy, Do you think my mom's pretty? Captain Howdy? Captain Howdy that isn't very nice.
oh i bet he is.	Here I'll show you.
he's nice.	Oh I bet he is.
oh, captain howdy....	He's nice.
you know, i make the questions and he does the answers.	Oh, Captain Howdy....
who's captain howdy?	You know, I make the questions and he does the answers.
captain howdy.	Who's Captain Howdy?
captain who?	Captain Howdy.
no i do, captain howdy said no.	Captain who?
you really don't want me to play huh?	No I do, Captain Howdy said no.
oh yeah, well let's both play.	You really don't want me to play huh?
no you don't. i do it all the time.	Oh yeah, well let's both play.
wait a minute you need two.	No you don't. I do it all the time.
here i'll show you.	Wait a minute you need two.
you know how?	Here I'll show you.
yeah.	You know how?
you've been playing with it?	Yeah.
the closet	You've been playing with it?
where?	The closet
i found it.	Where?
hey, where'd this come from?	I found it.
you like it?	Oh it's so funny.
oh look at that.	You like it?
when can i have one?	We'll see Regan.  Now about those party invitations.......
we'll see when we get home okay.	When can I have one?
oh............	We'll see when we get home okay.
well, not while we're in washington.	Oh............
think it was a guilding. it was grey. oh it was so beautiful, the guy let me ride it all around.	Your kidding?
really, what kind was it a mair or guilding?	Think it was a guilding. It was grey. Oh it was so beautiful, the guy let me ride it all around.
oh mom, you should have seen this man came along on this beautiful grey horse.  wasn't it pretty?	Really, what kind was it a mair or guilding?
well, me and sharon played a game in the back yard, and we had a picnic down by the river.	Oh mom, you should have seen this man came along on this beautiful grey horse.  Wasn't it pretty?
what kind of stuff?	Well, me and Sharon played a game in the back yard, and we had a picnic down by the river.
um........stuff.	What kind of stuff?
what did you do today?	Um........Stuff.
goodbye father. i call you.	Okay.
she doesn't remeber a thing.	That's good.
yeah, don't stop. keep going.	Listen, I don't need any encouragement, but my idea of heaven is a solid white night club, with me as the head liner, for all eternity and they love me.
hi chris. great party.	Yeah, don't stop. Keep going.
karras.	That's his office back of St. Mike's. He's our psychiatric counsellor. He had a pretty rough knock last night poor guy, his mother passed away. She was living by herself and I guess she was dead a couple of days before they found her.
damien karras.	Karras.
what goes down there? i mean who's the priest i keep seeing, he's there all the time. he has black hair and he's very intense looking?	Damien Karras.
st. mike's.	What goes down there? I mean who's the priest I keep seeing, he's there all the time. He has black hair and he's very intense looking?
over behind the church, you know where i mean over there, it's a red brick wing?	St. Mike's.
oh, christ.	What we missed in the EEG and the arteriogram could conceivably turn up there. At the least, it would eliminate certain other possibilities.
a pneumoencephelogram, i would think, pin down that lesion. it will involve another spinal.	Oh, Christ.
so what's next?	A pneumoencephelogram, I would think, pin down that lesion. It will involve another spinal.
there haven't been more than a hundred authenticated cases of so- called split personality, mrs. macneil. now i know the temptation is to leap to psychiatry, but any reasonable psychiatrist would exhaust the somatic possibilities first.	So what's next?
pathological states can induce abnormal strength, accelerated motor performance. for example, a ninety-pound women sees her child pinned under the wheel of a truck, runs out and lifts the wheels half a foot up off the ground. you know the story, same thing here. same principle, i mean.	So what's wrong with her?
goodnight dims.	Stealing is a sin.
no, i tell fortunes by reading the crease, now shut up and go to sleep.	Goodnight Dims.
are you gonna steal my shoes now?	No, I tell fortunes by reading the crease, now shut up and go to sleep.
think you can sleep?	Are you gonna steal my shoes now?
there was nothing you could do. lye down. c'mon.	Think you can sleep?
oh christ! i should of been there and i wasn't there, i should've been there.	There was nothing you could do. Lye down. C'mon.
college president shouldn't drink. tends to set a bad example, i figure i saved them from a big temptation.	Oh Christ! I should of been there and I wasn't there, I should've been there.
i believe you.	College president shouldn't drink. Tends to set a bad example, I figure I saved them from a big temptation.
i stole it.	I believe you.
where'd you get it then?	I stole it.
that's an insult, i got a vow of poverty.	Where'd you get it then?
where'd you get the money for the chivas regal? the poor box?	That's an insult, I got a vow of poverty.
another one. had your lunch?	No.
i've seen it.	Another one. Had your lunch?
heathcliff, jackie gleason, and in the role of catherine earnshaw, lucille ball.	I've seen it.
who's in it?	Heathcliff, Jackie Gleason, and in the role of Catherine Earnshaw, Lucille Ball.
withering heights.	Who's in it?
what's playing.	Withering Heights.
i get passes. in fact i got a pass for the crest tomorrow night. would you like to go?	What's playing.
sure.	I get passes. In fact I got a pass for The Crest tomorrow night. Would you like to go?
do you like films?	Sure.
ah, that's good. that's all that's important. back to business. back to work. bye now, father.	Good bye.
she seemed fine.	Ah, that's good. That's all that's important. Back to business. Back to work. Bye now, Father.
how's the girl?	She seemed fine.
you just missed them.	How's the girl?
i came to say goodbye.	You just missed them.
lieutenant?	I came to say goodbye.
i am no one! i am no one! he is a priest!	Uoy era ohw.
merrin! merrin!	I am no one! I am no one! He is a priest!
uoy era ohw.	Merrin! Merrin!
i am no one! i am no one! he is a priest!	Uoy era ohw.
who are you?	Tseirp a si eh! Eno on ma I! Eno on ma I! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
ydob eht ni mraw si ti! uoy ees i! tseirp a si eh! emit su evig! nirrem! nirrem!	Who are you?
what's that?	Holy water.
until she rots and lie stinking in the earth.	What's that?
how long are you planning to stay in regan?	Until she rots and lie stinking in the earth.
la plume de ma tante.	How long are you planning to stay in Regan?
quod nomen mihi est?	La plume de ma tante.
bon jour.	Quod nomen mihi est?
quod nomen mihi est?	Bon Jour.
ego te abslovo.	Quod nomen mihi est?
you speak latin?	Ego te abslovo.
in time. but mirabile dictu, don't you agree?	You speak Latin?
no now.	In time. But mirabile dictu, don't you agree?
in time.	No now.
do it again.	In time.
uh huh.	Do it again.
did you do that?	Uh Huh.
you and us.	Did you do that?
you and regan?	You and us.
it would bring us together.	You and Regan?
but wouldn't that drive you out of regan?	It would bring us together.
intensely.	But wouldn't that drive you out of Regan?
you'd like that?	Intensely.
what an excellent day for an exorcism.	You'd like that?
he broke the bread, gave it to his disciples and said "take this, all of you and eat. for this is my body." when the supper had ended, he took the cup, again he gave you thanks and praise. gave the cup to his disciples and said "take this, all of you will drink from it, this is the cup of blood, the blood of the new and ever lasting covenant and the mystery of faith".	What an excellent day for an exorcism.
your mother's in here with us karras, would you like to leave a message? i'll see that she gets it.	If that's true, then you must know my mother's maiden name. What is it?
in here. with us.	Show me Regan and I'll loosen one of the straps.
where's regan?	In here. With us.
that's much to vulgar a display of power karras.	Where's Regan?
if you're the devil, why not make the straps disappear?	That's much to vulgar a display of power Karras.
and i'm the devil! now kindly undo these straps!	If you're the devil, why not make the straps disappear?
i see. well then let's introduce ourselves, i'm damien karras.	And I'm the Devil! Now kindly undo these straps!
i'm not regan.	I see. Well then let's introduce ourselves, I'm Damien Karras.
i'm affraid you might hurt yourself regan.	I'm not Regan.
you might loosen the straps then.	I'm affraid you might hurt yourself Regan.
hello regan. i'm a friend of your mother, i'd like to help you.	You might loosen the straps then.
you are not happy. tell me what is the matter?	Momma, I'm all right, I'm fine, really I am.
no momma.	You are not happy. Tell me what is the matter?
dimmy, you worry for something?	No momma.
okay	Momma I can take you somewhere to a place where you wouldn't be alone. There'd be people around, you know you won't have to sit here listening to the radio.
now momma you have to stay off it, you can't keep go up and down those stairs you have to give it rest.	Okay
no.	Now momma you have to stay off it, you can't keep go up and down those stairs you have to give it rest.
is that too tight?	No.
last month.	Is that too tight?
oh really, when?	Last month.
your uncle john stopped by to visit me.	Oh really, when?
i'm all right.	How's your leg?
you're not my mother!!!	Don't listen.
she'll go into coma.	You're not my mother!!!
can you give her something?	She'll go into coma.
her heart.	Can you give her something?
what is it?	Her heart.
why this girl it makes no sense?	I think the point is to make us dispair... To see our selves as... animal and ugly... To reject the possibillity that God could love us.
shut up!!	... upon this your servant, Regan Teresa MacNeil.
amen.	Defender of the human race...
the lord be with you.	And also with you.
and let my cry come unto thee.	The Lord be with you.
see the cross of the lord. be gone you hostile power. o'lord hear my prayer.	And let my cry come unto thee.
amen	See the cross of the Lord. Be gone you hostile power. O'Lord hear my prayer.
...and the power to confront this cruel demon.	Amen
father karras? father karras? damien? the reponse please damien!	And let my cry come unto thee.
o'lord hear my preyer.	Father Karras? Father Karras? Damien? The reponse please Damien!
amen	O'Lord hear my preyer.
...and to redeem through your son. who lives and reigns with you, in the unity of the holy spirit, god forever and ever.	Amen
and also with you.	Let us pray. Holy Lord, almighty Father, everlasting God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who once and for all consigned that fallen tyrant to the flames of hell. Who sent your only begotten son into the world to crush that roaring lion.
the lord be with you.	And also with you.
and let my cry come unto thee.	The Lord be with you.
let the enemy have no power over her.	And the son of iniquity be powerless to harm her.
in the face of the enemy.	Let the enemy have no power over her.
be unto her o' lord a fortified tower.	In the face of the enemy.
who places her trust in thee, my god.	Be unto her o' Lord a fortified tower.
save your servant	Who places her trust in thee, my God.
as it was in the begin is now and ever shall be, world without end, amen.	Save your servant
save me o' god by thy name, by thy might defend my cause, proud men have risen up against me, men of violence seek my life, but god is my helper, the lord sustains my life and every need he has delivered to me, glory be to the father, the son and the holy spirit.	As it was in the begin is now and ever shall be, world without end, amen.
but deliver us from the evil one.	Save me o' God by thy name, by thy might defend my cause, proud men have risen up against me, men of violence seek my life, but God is my helper, the Lord sustains my life and every need he has delivered to me, glory be to the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
hallowed be thy name. thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. give us this day, our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. and lead us not into temptation.	But deliver us from the evil one.
i think it would be helpful if i gave you some background on the different personalities regan has manifested. so far, there seems to be three. she's convinced-	There's only one.
we may ask what is relevant, but anything beyond that is dangerous. he is a liar, the demon is a liar. he will lie to confuse us. but he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. the attack is psychological , damien. and powerful. so don't listen, remember that, do not listen.	I think it would be helpful if I gave you some background on the different personalities Regan has manifested. So far, there seems to be three. She's convinced-
do you want to hear the background of the case, first?	Why?
i would like you to go quickly over to the resdence damien, and gather up a cassock for myself, two surplices, a purple stole, and some holy water, and your copy of the roman ritual. the large one. i believe we should begin.	Do you want to hear the background of the case, first?
no.	I would like you to go quickly over to the resdence Damien, and gather up a cassock for myself, two surplices, a purple stole, and some holy water, and your copy of The Roman Ritual. The Large one. I believe we should begin.
the dominicans. go pick on them.	I could have you deported, you know that?
who?	The Dominicans. Go pick on them.
alright. you know who i think really did it?	Who?
answer the question, father paranoia.	Alright. You know who I think really did it?
come on!	Answer the question, Father Paranoia.
one last time: can you think of some priest who fits the bill?	Come on!
i've seen it.	One last time: Can you think of some priest who fits the bill?
who's in it? debbie reynolds, desdemona, and othello, groucho marx. you're happy?	I've seen it.
who's in it?	Who's in it? Debbie Reynolds, Desdemona, and Othello, Groucho Marx. You're happy?
yeah, i hate to go alone. you know, i like to talk film; discuss the critique. d'you wanna see a film with me? i got passes to the crest. it's othello.	Who's in it?
that's to bad.	Yeah, I hate to go alone. You know, I like to talk film; discuss the critique. D'you wanna see a film with me? I got passes to The Crest. It's Othello.
i get passes to the best shows in town. mrs. k though, she gets tired and never likes to go.	That's to bad.
very much.	I get passes to the best shows in town. Mrs. K though, she gets tired and never likes to go.
hey, father? you like movies?	Very much.
incidentally i mention only in passing that i could tell the judge that it was a matter of confession.	Hey, Father? You like movies?
no, i mentioned it only in passing.	Incidentally I mention only in passing that I could tell the judge that it was a matter of confession.
is that a threat?	No, I mentioned it only in passing.
not to bother you with trivia, but a psychiatrist in sunny california was thrown in jail for not telling the judge what he knew about a patient.	Is that a threat?
no i probably wouldn't.	Not to bother you with trivia, but a psychiatrist in sunny California was thrown in jail for not telling the judge what he knew about a patient.
ah, doctor's ethics. if you knew you wouldn't tell, huh?	No I probably wouldn't.
i don't know anyone who fits the description.	Ah, doctor's ethics. If you knew you wouldn't tell, huh?
look, father this is hard for you- please. but for priests on the campus here, you're the psychiatrist; you'd know who was sick at the time, who wasn't. i mean this kind of sickness. you'd know that.	I don't know anyone who fits the description.
sick priest, is that it?	Look, Father this is hard for you- please. But for priests on the campus here, you're the psychiatrist; you'd know who was sick at the time, who wasn't. I mean this kind of sickness. You'd know that.
maybe somebody crazy, someone with a spite against the church, some unconscious rebellion, perhaps.	Sick priest, is that it?
you think the killer and the desecrator are the same?	Maybe somebody crazy, someone with a spite against the church, some unconscious rebellion, perhaps.
exactly. so on the one hand we've got a witchcraft type of murder and a black mass style of desecration in the church.	You think the killer and the desecrator are the same?
unlikely.	Exactly. So on the one hand we've got a witchcraft type of murder and a Black Mass style of desecration in the church.
it's possible. possible however	Unlikely.
couldn't it of happened on the fall.	It's possible. Possible however
let me tell you how father, and please confidential. burke dennings, good father, was found at the bottom of those steps leading to 'm' street, with his head turned completely around. facing backwards.	Couldn't it of happened on the fall.
yeah, a fall.	Let me tell you how Father, and please confidential. Burke Dennings, good Father, was found at the bottom of those steps leading to 'M' Street, with his head turned completely around. Facing backwards.
and dennings, you read how he died?	Yeah, a fall.
maybe. some rituals used in black mass. maybe.	And Dennings, you read how he died?
i know. i read it. these desecration's in the churchyou think they have anything to do with witchcraft?	Maybe. Some rituals used in Black Mass. Maybe.
from the psychiatric end.	I know. I read it. These desecration's in the churchyou think they have anything to do with witchcraft?
really?	From the psychiatric end.
i once did a paper on it	Really?
papers. tell me, what do you know about the subject of witchcraft? from the witching end, not the hunting.	I once did a paper on it
only what i read in the papers.	Papers. Tell me, what do you know about the subject of witchcraft? From the witching end, not the hunting.
you've seen him. you're also familiar with how last week he died?	Only what I read in the papers.
i've seen him.	You've seen him. You're also familiar with how last week he died?
you this director was doing a film here, burke dennings?	I've seen him.
always.	You this director was doing a film here, Burke Dennings?
do people tell you look like paul newman?	Always.
yeah, it's true. you do look like a boxer. john garfield, in body and soul. exactly john garfield anyone told you that father?	Do people tell you look like Paul Newman?
what's this about?	Yeah, it's true. You do look like a boxer. John Garfield, in Body and Soul. Exactly John Garfield anyone told you that Father?
william f. kinderman. homicide.	What's this about?
no we haven't met, but they said i could tell; that you looked like a boxer.	William F. Kinderman. Homicide.
have we met?	No we haven't met, but they said I could tell; that you looked like a boxer.
...look down in pity...	You killed your mother!!! You left her alone to die!!!! She'll never forgive you!!! Bastard!!!
fuck him karras!!! fuck him!!!	...from this creature of God!!!
...be gone!!	Fuck him Karras!!! Fuck him!!!
fuck him!!!	...Be gone!!
...in the name of the lord jesus christ!!! it is he who commands you! he who flung you from the heights of heaven to the depths of hell!	Fuck him!!!
shove it up your ass you faggot!	...in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ!!! It is he who commands you! He who flung you from the heights of Heaven to the depths of hell!
i cast you out!!! unclean spirit...!	Shove it up your ass you faggot!
almighty lord, word of god the father jesus christ, god and lord of all creation, who gave to your holy apostle the power to tramp underfoot serpents and scorpions. grant me, your unworthy servant pardon for all my sins...	Bastards! Stop!
your mother sucks cocks in hell karras, you faithless slime!	O'Lord hear my prey.
stick your cock up her ass! you mother fucking, worthless cocksucker!	Be silent!
merrin!!!!!!!	Are you tired?
yes i am her brother, he's the son	Just a minute.
are you a relative?	Yes I am her brother, he's the son
yes	Are you a relative?
do you have an appointment?	Yes
we want to see mrs. karras.	Do you have an appointment?
yes?	We want to see Mrs. Karras.
miss?	Yes?
if he talks to me, i think he'll leave you. do you want him to leave you?	Yes.
i'm afraid.	If he talks to me, I think he'll leave you. Do you want him to leave you?
why not?	I'm afraid.
no.	Why not?
if i ask him to tell me, will you let him answer?	No.
i don't know.	If I ask him to tell me, will you let him answer?
is it captain howdy?	I don't know.
i don't know.	Is it Captain Howdy?
who is it?	I don't know.
sometimes.	Who is it?
is there someone inside you?	Sometimes.
twelve.	Is there someone inside you?
how old are you?	Twelve.
yes.	How old are you?
are you comfortable regan?	Yes.
give me the keys.	No.
it's our goddamn car!	Give me the keys.
it's my goddamn car!	It's our goddamn car!
you're not going to drive!	It's my goddamn car!
give me the keys!	You're not going to drive!
you're not going to drive.	Give me the keys!
give me the keys.	You're not going to drive.
vacation?  christ, charlie, it's a monday night. you said so yourself.	It wasn't half full out there tonight, Frankie. I got six waiters standing in back listening to baseball.  I gotta move the liquor. To move the liquor, I gotta fill the tables. It's a matter of economics.  Me, I love you. I love both you guys, you know that. You're class.  But people today. They don't know class if it walks up and grabs 'em by the balls.
so maybe it's time we took a vacation from each other.	Vacation?  Christ, Charlie, it's a Monday night. You said so yourself.
so?	So maybe it's time we took a vacation from each other.
right, twelve years.  couple times a month.	So?
twelve years.	Right, twelve years.  Couple times a month.
look, frankie.  you and jack been playing here, a long time.	Twelve years.
what're you saying, charlie?	Look, Frankie.  You and Jack been playing here, a long time.
it's all there.  both nights.	What're you saying, Charlie?
i've got the grands for two nights, charlie.  you can't just --	It's all there.  Both nights.
we don't need you, frankie.	I've got the grands for two nights, Charlie.  You can't just --
what about tomorrow?	We don't need you, Frankie.
take it now.	What about tomorrow?
now?  why not tomorrow?  after the show.	Take it now.
your pay.	Now?  Why not tomorrow?  After the show.
what's this?	Your pay.
mondays.	What's this?
little slow tonight.	Mondays.
yeah, come on in.	Little slow tonight.
you wanted to see me, charlie?	Yeah, come on in.
frankie.	You wanted to see me, Charlie?
just the same.	Suit yourself.
we have some lotion.	Just the same.
maybe next time.	We have some lotion.
too bad.  you could use some sun. really.	Maybe next time.
oh. no. strictly dryland.	Too bad.  You could use some sun. Really.
swimming trunks.	Oh. No. Strictly dryland.
trunks?	Swimming trunks.
where are our kids? has he got one of them in there?	Frank.
honey ...	Where are our kids? Has he got one of them in there?
you believe this?  the kid won't come out.  i'm playing 'camptown races' for him and the next thing i know he's locked himself in the bathroom. there's nothing sharp in there, is there?	Honey ...
honey ...	You believe this?  The kid won't come out.  I'm playing 'Camptown Races' for him and the next thing I know he's locked himself in the bathroom. There's nothing sharp in there, is there?
well, look at this.	You bring trunks, Jack?
nothing's the matter. is it, sweetheart?	I'll take her inside.  You too, little Frank.  Out of the pool.
i think maybe i'll bring him back next week ...	The sooner we do this the better, Mr. Baker.
don't worry, mr. baker.  we'll knock him out. he won't feel a thing.	I think maybe I'll bring him back next week ...
what do you do to him?	Don't worry, Mr. Baker.  We'll knock him out. He won't feel a thing.
no bones.	What do you do to him?
no bones?	No bones.
start him out on cottage cheese. if you've got him on kibble, just soak it a few minutes.  go down like pudding through a hot pipe.	No bones?
how will he eat?	Start him out on cottage cheese. If you've got him on kibble, just soak it a few minutes.  Go down like pudding through a hot pipe.
decay unfortunately doesn't limit itself to the denture, mr. baker. it spreads into his chest. then the heart goes. we wouldn't want that, would we?	How will he eat?
isn't there something you can give him?  a pill or something?	Decay unfortunately doesn't limit itself to the denture, Mr. Baker. It spreads into his chest. Then the heart goes. We wouldn't want that, would we?
five's my guess.  maybe more. won't know till i get in there.  leave him now and you can pick him up in the morning.	Isn't there something you can give him?  A pill or something?
how many?	Five's my guess.  Maybe more. Won't know till I get in there.  Leave him now and you can pick him up in the morning.
they gotta go.	How many?
uh-oh.  that's not good.  let's get him up here.	They gotta go.
they're falling out.	Uh-oh.  That's not good.  Let's get him up here.
what's wrong with them?	They're falling out.
teeth.	What's wrong with them?
what's our friend's problem?	Teeth.
baker.	What's our friend's problem?
beasley.	Baker.
you're a real tough guy when the ladies are around, aren't you, ace?	I don't see any ladies here. Except maybe you.
go fuck yourself.	You're a real tough guy when the ladies are around, aren't you, Ace?
come on, friend.  i can smell it on you. get yourself a cup of coffee.  you'll forget what you're angry about.	Go fuck yourself.
get your hand off me.	Come on, friend.  I can smell it on you. Get yourself a cup of coffee.  You'll forget what you're angry about.
what do you say we go for a walk, pal.	Get your hand off me.
accident?	The fire.  The way we're going we'll be lucky to buy a carton of jockstraps, let alone a new gym.
knee.  tore it up against st. anthony's.  right before the accident.	Accident?
what's wrong with the kid?	Knee.  Tore it up against St. Anthony's.  Right before the accident.
oh.	What's wrong with the kid?
my brother and i. one each.	Oh.
two at a time?	My brother and I. One each.
piano.	Two at a time?
oh.  what do you do?	Piano.
no.	Oh.  What do you do?
you the magician?	No.
oh, look at you two.  so skinny. and those tiny suits ...	Wait.  Watch.  Here comes Dad.
i had a boy down at the camera shop cut them all together.  boy, old man henderson didn't fool around when he gave a haircut, did he, jack?	Oh, look at you two.  So skinny. And those tiny suits ...
oh no!	I had a boy down at the camera shop cut them all together.  Boy, old man Henderson didn't fool around when he gave a haircut, did he, Jack?
in the attic.  behind some of dad's stuff.  look, jack can hardly reach the pedals.	Oh no!
i thought these were lost. where did you find ...	In the attic.  Behind some of Dad's stuff.  Look, Jack can hardly reach the pedals.
recognize these two characters?	I thought these were lost. Where did you find ...
oh my god ...	Recognize these two characters?
uh ... yeah, well, you know, ma, john kennedy went by jack.	Catholics.  What do you expect? Oh, well, what's in a name, right? Let's go inside and have a look at that cake.
yes, yes.  it's just that john is so much nicer. jack sounds so ... crude. when i was a little girl, we had a pig on the farm named jack. i guess i just can't help making the association.	Uh ... yeah, well, you know, Ma, John Kennedy went by Jack.
twenty years, ma ...	Yes, yes.  It's just that John is so much nicer. Jack sounds so ... crude. When I was a little girl, we had a pig on the farm named Jack. I guess I just can't help making the association.
i thought maybe held gotten over that.	Twenty years, Ma ...
uh, ma, you know, no one calls him that anymore. jack. he goes by jack.	I thought maybe held gotten over that.
how's the birthday girl?	A little stiffer, but just as sturdy.
well, if it isn't the fabulous baker boys!	How's the birthday girl?
tag 'em, willie.  the regency downtown, thursday-friday.  thanks.	My pleasure.
what's the gig?	Two nights.
when they coming in?	Wednesday next. Frank looks across the room at Jack.
out.	When they coming in?
what happened to the two clays, willie?	Out.
she asked for it.	I told Halloran we didn't do vocals, but he said:
christ, that's right.  how could i forget.  what a nightmare.	She asked for it.
daughter's.  sweet sixteen.	Christ, that's right.  How could I forget.  What a nightmare.
right.  it was someone's birthday. halloran?	Daughter's.  Sweet sixteen.
five years ago.  november.	Right.  It was someone's birthday. Halloran?
jesus, when was the last time we played the mallory?	Five years ago.  November.
yeah.	Jesus, when was the last time we played the Mallory?
yeah.  larry shelton.  blackie.  couple others. donna said even lloyd called the other day. nothing like a little absence to make the heart grow fonder, huh?	Yeah.
yeah?	Yeah.  Larry Shelton.  Blackie.  Couple others. Donna said even Lloyd called the other day. Nothing like a little absence to make the heart grow fonder, huh?
charlie called.	Yeah?
i can keep the beat.	Charlie called.
i mean, you can play.  you're okay.	I can keep the beat.
yeah, i know.  me, too.	I mean, you can play.  You're okay.
you know, that night, i ... it just all came up.	Yeah, I know.  Me, too.
oh. fine.  it was nothing.  couple sore knuckles.  nothing.	You know, that night, I ... It just all came up.
how're your hands?	Oh. Fine.  It was nothing.  Couple sore knuckles.  Nothing.
looks like these got a few years on them.	This'll kill 'em.
good choice.	Looks like these got a few years on them.
i'll take the mallory.	Good choice.
hey, what do you know.  looks like we can have that drink after all.  what's your pleasure?  we got the downtown ramada. we got the travelodge on route 41. and ... the mallory.	I'll take the Mallory.
no, it's not that.  i ... can't drink from the bottle.  i ... gag.	Oh, yeah, right.  I forgot.
bought it on the way over.  clean as a nun.	No, it's not that.  I ... can't drink from the bottle.  I ... gag.
no.	Bought it on the way over.  Clean as a nun.
go ahead.	No.
there's not going to be a viewing. i figured with the kids and all ...	Sure.
yeah, fine.	There's not going to be a viewing. I figured with the kids and all ...
i set it for wednesday.  the ceremony.  they're doing the stone today.  it's okay?  wednesday?	Yeah, fine.
right.	I set it for Wednesday.  The ceremony.  They're doing the stone today.  It's okay?  Wednesday?
oh. yeah.  it was all worked out before, you know. she and dad had taken care of it.	Right.
is everything done?  the arrangements, i mean.	Oh. Yeah.  It was all worked out before, you know. She and Dad had taken care of it.
later.	Is everything done?  The arrangements, I mean.
uh, we already boxed some things.  i figured you'd want to go through dad's stuff.  it's in there. if you want to get started.	Later.
oh ... i was just hoping for something to drink.  but it seems the old lady was dry. not even a bottle of cooking sherry.	Uh, we already boxed some things.  I figured you'd want to go through Dad's stuff.  It's in there. If you want to get started.
what're you doing?	Oh ... I was just hoping for something to drink.  But it seems the old lady was dry. Not even a bottle of cooking sherry.
i didn't hear you come in.	What're you doing?
jack!	Who's weak now, big brother?
fuck you.	No, fuck you.  And fuck him too. Fuck the both-of you.
that's right.  i wasn't there.  i don't have the luxury of being a witness to tragedy.	Fuck you.
you weren't there.	That's right.  I wasn't there.  I don't have the luxury of being a witness to tragedy.
no, let's stay on it.  i'm sick and tired of watching you make him up into some kinda god. for christ sake, jack, he died doing a stupid bullshit jig.  he left a wife and two sons.  he wasn't a hero.  he was a fool.	You weren't there.
stay off it.	No, let's stay on it.  I'm sick and tired of watching you make him up into some kinda god. For Christ sake, Jack, he died doing a stupid bullshit jig.  He left a wife and two sons.  He wasn't a hero.  He was a fool.
what's happening to you, frank?  you been kissing ass so long you're starting to like it?  you let that guy turn us into clowns tonight.  we were always small time, but we were never clowns, frank. what's happened to your dignity?	Dignity?  Who the hell are you to talk about dignity?
it wasn't professional, jack.  it was a stunt. a stupid-ass stunt.	What's happening to you, Frank?  You been kissing ass so long you're starting to like it?  You let that guy turn us into clowns tonight.  We were always small time, but we were never clowns, Frank. What's happened to your dignity?
what?	It wasn't professional, Jack.  It was a stunt. A stupid-ass stunt.
i'm sorry.  i should've checked it out.  i screwed up.  but that doesn't mean you walk out in the middle of a gig.	What?
basketballs, frank.  you had us playing for basketballs.	I'm sorry.  I should've checked it out.  I screwed up.  But that doesn't mean you walk out in the middle of a gig.
look.  i didn't know when we were going to be on until yesterday.  what was i supposed to do? i had the pianos anyway.	Basketballs, Frank.  You had us playing for basketballs.
what-are you?  a fucking moron? it's three o'clock in the morning, frank.  who's watching?  your wife? maybe you can get us a gig playing little frank's birthday party. what do you think?	Look.  I didn't know when we were going to be on until yesterday.  What was I supposed to do? I had the pianos anyway.
jack, you're on television.	Shut up, Frank.
we're playing for a goddamn gymnasium!	What?
what?	We're playing for a goddamn gymnasium!
are you kidding me?  are you fucking kidding me?	What?
we're on after meadowlark.  what's wrong?	Are you kidding me?  Are you fucking kidding me?
seventy-one?  what's seventy-one?	A channel. It's just a little further down the dial, that's all. Look, it's publicity.  Publicity's publicity.  Right?
seventy-one	Seventy-one?  What's seventy-one?
what channels it on?	Seventy-one
it's a disease, jack.  we're against it. it's not a moral decision.	What channels it on?
you don't know?	It's a disease, Jack.  We're against it. It's not a moral decision.
i don't know.	You don't know?
what disease?	I don't know.
i don't know. some disease.	What disease?
what's it for?	I don't know. Some disease.
i told you, jack.  it's a telethon. no one gets a cent.	What's it for?
nothing. we get nothing.	I told you, Jack.  It's a telethon. No one gets a cent.
no.	Nothing. We get nothing.
we're not getting paid then.	No.
you know, my brother and i have been playing together, gosh, i don't know.  jack?	Twenty-eight years.
you want to know how much i got tied up in deposits with willie?  we're in for three weeks solid, jack.	Better give her pneumonia.
cancel, frank.	You want to know how much I got tied up in deposits with Willie?  We're in for three weeks solid, Jack.
just until we find another girl.	Cancel, Frank.
what're you doing?	Just until we find another girl.
be reasonable, jack.	I play two hundred nights a year with you, Frank. How much more reasonable you expect me to be?
i mean maybe you should check with us before you go off and book us a month in advance.	Be reasonable, Jack.
what do you mean?	I mean maybe you should check with us before you go off and book us a month in advance.
i can't make the tenth.	What do you mean?
what?	I can't make the tenth.
the tenth's out.	What?
that takes care of this week.  the tenth we got the sheraton, the sixteenth we're at the capri.	The tenth's out.
you're making things up, frank.	Maybe so.  You ever go back there?  Where it happened.
i could've.  but he didn't want me to.	You're making things up, Frank.
you could've come.	I could've.  But he didn't want me to.
yeah, but he told you things.  he never told me anything.  even though i was the oldest. it was always you two, running off, doing things together.	You could've come.
it was just a can of beer, frank.	Yeah, but he told you things.  He never told me anything.  Even though I was the oldest. It was always you two, running off, doing things together.
it was like you'd passed some test, you know?	It was just a can of beer, Frank.
he was just having fun.	It was like you'd passed some test, you know?
yeah, and you drank yours like it was orange juice. he loved that about you.	He was just having fun.
you always threw up.	Yeah, and you drank yours like it was orange juice. He loved that about you.
i always think of him on new year's. how he used to pour us each half a can of beer. remember?	You always threw up.
yeah.	I always think of him on New Year's. How he used to pour us each half a can of beer. Remember?
god, the old man would've loved this view, wouldn't he?	Yeah.
i told you.  it's a useless talent.	God, the old man would've loved this view, wouldn't he?
not for me.  i still have to look at the music sometimes, you know that?  otherwise, i forget. i just forget.  but you.  you never forget. ever.  so how come you couldn't remember ma's birthday?	I told you.  It's a useless talent.
they were simple songs.	Not for me.  I still have to look at the music sometimes, you know that?  Otherwise, I forget. I just forget.  But you.  You never forget. Ever.  So how come you couldn't remember Ma's birthday?
drove me crazy when we were kids. the way you never looked at the music. miss simpson would just play it and ...	They were simple songs.
a useless talent.	Drove me crazy when we were kids. The way you never looked at the music. Miss Simpson would just play it and ...
right.  it's incredible how you do that.  remember things.	A useless talent.
april.	Right.  It's incredible how you do that.  Remember things.
february?	April.
couple years.	February?
right.  the royal.  when's the last time we were there?	Couple years.
the royal.	Right.  The Royal.  When's the last time we were there?
expensive hangover.	A gift.  Courtesy of our courteous hotel manager, Mr. Daniels.  We, dear brother, are a fucking smash.  Yup.  They want us back.  Easter.  It seems they have this egg hunt every year.  Only not for kids. Adults.  They stuff these plastic eggs with Timexes and little certificates for free Mai Tais and everyone has a grand time crawling around on the front lawn.  Then afterwards, they have a dance.  An egg dance.  Everyone comes dressed in a different colored shell and at the end of the evening they crack themselves open.  It's our job to separate the yolks from the whites. Slippery business.
no, you're wrong.  it's just beginning. come on, have a drink. show your big brother how it's done.	Expensive hangover.
the party's over.	No, you're wrong.  It's just beginning. Come on, have a drink. Show your big brother how it's done.
celebrating.  join me?	The party's over.
what're you doing down here?	Celebrating.  Join me?
how come i didn't hear anything?	You're a heavy sleeper, Frank. You've always-been a heavy sleeper.  Unlike me.
he had to come quickly.  it was a big leak.	How come I didn't hear anything?
he was wearing a suit.	He had to come quickly.  It was a big leak.
we had a leak in the bathroom. he fixed it.	He was wearing a suit.
what are you talking about?	We had a leak in the bathroom. He fixed it.
he's with the hotel.  i called him.	What are you talking about?
huh?	He's with the hotel.  I called him.
you saw wrong.	Huh?
what're you trying to do?  wake up the whole goddamn hotel?	We were just having a little discussion about morality.
what?	Thinking there's someone who looks like you, walking around the street somewhere.  Wonder if I saw him I'd think it was you?
funny, huh?	What?
what the hell are these?	Dedications.  I came up with the idea on the road. See, every morning the maids drop one of these cards in each room.  The guest fills out the card, leaves it at the front desk, and that night we play it.  Daniels went crazy for the idea.  And that's not all.  Last night, after the nine o'clock, he corners me, right, and starts asking about our availability.  Like he wants to line something up. I think he's got a hard-on for Susie.
yeah, well, she's our girl now.  i think we better keep an eye on her.  there's trouble there.  hey, listen to this.  ethel and bert lane. married seventy-five years.  you believe that?	What the hell are these?
she's a big girl.	Yeah, well, she's our girl now.  I think we better keep an eye on her.  There's trouble there.  Hey, listen to this.  Ethel and Bert Lane. Married seventy-five years.  You believe that?
just wonder what she's up to. i never see her.  makes me nervous.	She's a big girl.
no. why?	Just wonder what she's up to. I never see her.  Makes me nervous.
you haven't seen susie, have you?	No. Why?
two hours ago!	Time flies, huh?
they stopped serving two hours ago.	Two hours ago!
half-hour.  once i finish this octave i'm gonna get breakfast.  you see what's on the buffet?	They stopped serving two hours ago.
how long you been at it?	Half-hour.  Once I finish this octave I'm gonna get breakfast.  You see what's on the buffet?
fine.	How long you been at it?
how's it coming?	Fine.
yes, really.  i don't want you to be unhappy, jack.  if you say it's out of tune, it's out of tune.	How's it coming?
really.	Yes, really.  I don't want you to be unhappy, Jack.  If you say it's out of tune, it's out of tune.
what's it look like i'm doing? i'm tuning a goddamn piano.	Really.
what the hell are you doing?	What's it look like I'm doing? I'm tuning a goddamn piano.
how dare you say you love me.	It won't happen again.  Scout's honor.
i'm sorry, frank.  all that talk about family. i just got emotional.	How dare you say you love me.
what's the matter with you?	I'm sorry, Frank.  All that talk about family. I just got emotional.
what?	I love you.  I just wanted to say it.
right.  i love you, frank.	What?
thank you, thank you.  you know, susie and jack and i only just arrived here yesterday, but already the people here at the king corporation's moorish manor have made us feel, well, a part of the family. and it's their hope that, before you leave, everyone of you will feel a part of that family also.  so, if during-the next few days, we should happen to pass one another in the hallway or in the lobby or wherever ... don't be a stranger. stop.  say hello.  introduce yourself.  because here, there are no strangers, only friends. and family.  right, jack?	Right.  I love you, Frank.
because i can hear it.	Well, then stuff cotton in your ears, because come six o'clock we're gonna walk into that dining room with smiles on. Understand, little brother?
what matters to me is we've got the six easiest nights we've had in ten years. so 'tie a yellow ribbon' sounds a little flat. so what?  nobody's gonna hear it, jack.  nobody. so why should you care?	Because I can hear it.
doesn't it matter to you?	What matters to me is we've got the six easiest nights we've had in ten years. So 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon' sounds a little flat. So what?  Nobody's gonna hear it, Jack.  Nobody. So why should you care?
no! i never hear it!  maybe.  sometimes.  i don't know. but i won't let it bother me.	Doesn't it matter to you?
christ, can't you hear it?	No! I never hear it!  Maybe.  Sometimes.  I don't know. But I won't let it bother me.
what's the matter with you?  so the piano's a little out of tune.  so what?	Christ, can't you hear it?
no, that's your problem, frank.  you get around one of these assholes and you turn into a fucking three-year-old.	What's the matter with you?  So the piano's a little out of tune.  So what?
jack ... jack ... you're acting like a kid.	No, that's your problem, Frank.  You get around one of these assholes and you turn into a fucking three-year-old.
i think what mr. daniels is trying to say, jack, is --	Why don't we let Mr. Daniels tell us what he's trying to say.
accommodate?  i don't think i know what you mean.	I think what Mr. Daniels is trying to say, Jack, is --
why would i mind?	I don't know.  I mean, I always did it as a kid. I figured it was no big deal.  Is it?  A big deal?
yeah.  you mind?	Why would I mind?
so you're gonna leave it on. every night.  for a week.	Yeah.  You mind?
yeah.	So you're gonna leave it on. Every night.  For a week.
we're gonna be here a week?	Yeah.
yeah.	We're gonna be here a week?
all night?	Yeah.
yeah.	All night?
you leaving that on?	Yeah.
right.	You leaving that on?
but if it doesn't work out, let me know.  i'm,flexible.	Right.
good idea.	But if it doesn't work out, let me know.  I'm,flexible.
i just figure things'll go smoother, you know, if we have it all worked out from the beginning.	Good idea.
okay.	I just figure things'll go smoother, you know, if we have it all worked out from the beginning.
we might as well do the towels the same way.	Okay.
no, you take the right.	We might as well do the towels the same way.
unless you want the right.	No, you take the right.
right.	Unless you want the right.
i figure that way we won't get confused.	Right.
okay.	I figure that way we won't get confused.
i'm putting my stuff on the right, okay?	Okay.
good idea.  to peggy lee.	I'm putting my stuff on the right, okay?
have some more wine, frank.	Good idea.  To Peggy Lee.
he's drunk.	Not true.  Besides, Jack's the romantic.
frank asked if she'd sit in for a song, she said yes, and we did a few bars.	A few bars!
pearls.  white gown.  beautiful.	Frank asked if she'd sit in for a song, she said yes, and we did a few bars.
we were playing the lounge one night and she came in.	Pearls.  White gown.  Beautiful.
it was april.  april seventeenth. that one i remember.	We were playing the lounge one night and she came in.
she was staying at the grand downtown ...	It was April.  April seventeenth. That one I remember.
i thought we all had separate rooms.	Come on, Jack.  It's not like it's the first time we've bunked together.  It'll be like when we were kids.  Relax.  Enjoy the view.
we do.  she's got hers, we've got ours. hey. wash and dries.	I thought we all had separate rooms.
i thought we had separate rooms.	We do.  She's got hers, we've got ours. Hey. Wash and Dries.
last?	Sunday.
day.  wednesday.	Last?
first night?	Day.  Wednesday.
november.  '71.	First night?
when's the last time we played a wedding, jack?	Two years ago.  March.
thanks, but i've got plans.	All right, but if you change your mind, let me know.  I gotta go get Ma in the morning anyway.
you want to come out to the house tomorrow? the way the bookings been piling up, donna's decided to really lay it on.  turkey, stuffing, the whole bit.  kitchen's so full of food you can hardly move.  we could use another appetite.	Thanks, but I've got plans.
well, the line's growing weaker, little brother. lucky for us there aren't any dragons left to slay.	You want to come out to the house tomorrow? The way the bookings been piling up, Donna's decided to really lay it on.  Turkey, stuffing, the whole bit.  Kitchen's so full of food you can hardly move.  We could use another appetite.
yeah.	Well, the line's growing weaker, little brother. Lucky for us there aren't any dragons left to slay.
yeah, well, what can i say?  dad must've had forty pounds on me. jesus, you remember him being this big?	Yeah.
very realistic.	Yeah, well, what can I say?  Dad must've had forty pounds on me. Jesus, you remember him being this big?
so what do you think?	Very realistic.
just a lucky guess.	So what do you think?
you recognized me.	Just a lucky guess.
hey, frank.	You recognized me.
okay i'll see you tomorrow night then.	Right.
yeah, fine.	Okay I'll see you tomorrow night then.
you all right?	Yeah, fine.
yeah ... well, i gotta go.	You wanna get a drink?
yeah.  something.	Yeah ... Well, I gotta go.
something, huh?  all those bids.	Yeah.  Something.
i'll take my chances.	Something, huh?  All those bids.
better take care of your fingers, little brother. buy yourself a case of arthritis and you won't be able to play 'chopsticks.'	I'll take my chances.
make it collect.	That's it except for the first. We got the Sheraton, the Ambassador, or the Holiday Inn on Sixtieth.  All three-day turns.
sounds like a booking agent looking to book an easy fee.	That's what I figure.  Probably have us in a bed-and-breakfast playing to the owls.
oh, brother.	And it's especially nice to be among friends tonight, because, well, tonight's a very special night for my brother and I. This evening we've asked a young lady to join us, a lady Jack and I are sure will soon seem like just another old friend to you all.  She's making her debut here this evening and, as far as I'm concerned, she couldn't be doing it in a better place. Because there's one place that's always been for us a very special place, and that place is this place, the Ambassador Lounge.  Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome a very special lady with a very special way of singing a song, Miss Susie Diamond.
how about these?	Jack, for crying out loud.  Your bachelorhood's showing.  Ah, here we go.
see anything?	How about these?
no.	Here, how's this?
i just wish she'd get here, that's all.	She's here.
you're a fucking alarm clock.	I just wish she'd get here, that's all.
all right, all right.  i'm a little tense.	You're a fucking alarm clock.
i told you i was gonna hit you.	All right, all right.  I'm a little tense.
you hit me.	I told you I was gonna hit you.
i'll hit you, frank.  i swear.	You hit me.
it's not gonna hurt you.	I'll hit you, Frank.  I swear.
get out of here!	It's not gonna hurt you.
come on, stand still.	Get out of here!
get out of here.	Come on, stand still.
yeah, well, your's isn't.  let me run a comb though it.	Get out of here.
awe inspiring.	Yeah, well, Your's isn't.  Let me run a comb though it.
just like the day of the auditions, right?  jesus.  how's my hair?	Awe inspiring.
she'll get here.	Just like the day of the auditions, right?  Jesus.  How's my hair?
i told everyone seven-fifteen. didn't i? seven-fifteen.	She'll get here.
it's early.	I told everyone seven-fifteen. Didn't I? Seven-fifteen.
where the hell is she?	It's early.
i'll drop the eighths.	Okay?
i suppose we can bring it down a little.	I'll drop the eighths.
what's the matter?	I didn't get her number.
okay, okay.  i'll call the girl.	What's the matter?
how many other silent partners are there, frank? donna?  little cindy? hell, let's give eddie a vote.	Okay, okay.  I'll call the girl.
ma? ma?  was ma there the last time we played the ambassador?  oh, that's right, she was on bass. how could i forget.	How many other silent partners are there, Frank? Donna?  Little Cindy? Hell, let's give Eddie a vote.
i was just thinking what ma would think.	Ma? Ma?  Was Ma there the last time we played the Ambassador?  Oh, that's right, she was on bass. How could I forget.
you're getting cold feet about this.	I was just thinking what Ma would think.
i don't know ... she had gum on her lip, for christ sake. i don't think she's right for the act.	You're getting cold feet about this.
what's there to talk about?  she can sing. that puts her at the head of the class. that makes her the only one in the class.	I don't know ... She had gum on her lip, for Christ sake. I don't think she's right for the act.
i just thought we should talk about it.  between ourselves.	What's there to talk about?  She can sing. That puts her at the head of the class. That makes her the only one in the class.
what are you, crazy?	I just thought we should talk about it.  Between ourselves.
let's get it over with.	All right.  What's your name?
jack.	Let's get it over with.
it was a somewhat extraordinary day.	I just don't understand.  You would think someone ... anyone ...
thirty-seven girls. and not one who can carry a tune. that must be statistically impossible.	It was a somewhat extraordinary day.
what?	Thirty-seven girls. And not one who can carry a tune. That must be statistically impossible.
thirty-seven.  thirty-seven.	What?
two pianos isn't enough anymore, jack.	It never was.
you, frank.  all these years you been telling me we're different.  we got novelty, jack. no one can touch us.	Two pianos isn't enough anymore, Jack.
what's that?	You, Frank.  All these years you been telling me we're different.  We got novelty, Jack. No one can touch us.
i thought maybe twenty percent. look, with the additional bookings we'll come out ahead.  the big hotels, they want a pretty girl with a big voice. we have to stay competitive, jack.	What's that?
i'm grateful, frank.  how much? for the singer.	I thought maybe twenty percent. Look, with the additional bookings we'll come out ahead.  The big hotels, they want a pretty girl with a big voice. We have to stay competitive, Jack.
i've tried to do well by you, jack. by both of us.	I'm grateful, Frank.  How much? For the singer.
frank.  fuck it.  okay?	I've tried to do well by you, Jack. By both of us.
if you'd like to assume more of the financial responsibilities, i'd be glad --	Frank.  Fuck it.  Okay?
i'm not unhappy.	If you'd like to assume more of the financial responsibilities, I'd be glad --
if you're unhappy with the arrangement --	I'm not unhappy.
that's what we agreed.	If you're unhappy with the arrangement --
we agreed that if i took care of the business; i'd be entitled to the extra. isn't that what we agreed?	That's what we agreed.
it's more like 40-60, wouldn't you say?	We agreed that if I took care of the business; I'd be entitled to the extra. Isn't that what we agreed?
it's just an idea.  i want your opinion. i mean, we go halfway on everything, right?	It's more like 40-60, wouldn't you say?
sure, why not.	It's just an idea.  I want your opinion. I mean, we go halfway on everything, right?
i been thinking maybe we should make some changes.  i been thinking maybe we should take on a singer.	Sure, why not.
talk.	I been thinking maybe we should make some changes.  I been thinking maybe we should take on a singer.
look, can we forget last night? we gotta talk.	Talk.
hey, you weren't there.  right?	Look, can we forget last night? We gotta talk.
yeah, and what put him up there?	Hey, you weren't there.  Right?
a gust of wind killed him.	Yeah, and what put him up there?
hey pal, i got a mortgage, all right? i got two kids. i got a wife. besides, he made the deal. there's no shame in it.	That how you see it?
what was it like?	Hey pal, I got a mortgage, all right? I got two kids. I got a wife. Besides, he made the deal. There's no shame in it.
no.	What was it like?
no?	No.
it wasn't like that.	No?
bullshit.  fifteen years, frank. no one paid us off.	It wasn't like that.
i told you.  something came up. some political dinner or something.	Bullshit.  Fifteen years, Frank. No one paid us off.
the hell you don't.	I told you.  Something came up. Some political dinner or something.
i don't know what you mean.	The hell you don't.
charlie paid you off last night, didn't he?	I don't know what you mean.
you ask me out here to sell me your house, frank?	Charlie paid you off last night, didn't he?
yeah ... we're gonna paint in the spring. after the rains.  look good as new.	You ask me out here to sell me your house, Frank?
terrific.	Yeah ... we're gonna paint in the spring. After the rains.  Look good as new.
the trees.  the flowers.  nice.	Terrific.
what?	The trees.  The flowers.  Nice.
nice, huh?	What?
your doorbell doesn't work.	Honey, it's only Uncle Jack.  You remember Uncle Jack.
jack.	Your doorbell doesn't work.
so you'll come out, right?	Yeah, okay.
something came up.  don't worry, charlie stayed true.  both nights. i'll give you your share tomorrow. at the house.	So you'll come out, right?
what're you talking about?	Something came up.  Don't worry, Charlie stayed true.  Both nights. I'll give you your share tomorrow. At the house.
we don't get a gig.	What're you talking about?
so talk to me tomorrow.  after the gig.	We don't get a gig.
it's not family.  it's business.	So talk to me tomorrow.  After the gig.
i've had enough family for one month, frank.	It's not family.  It's business.
yeah.  listen ... come out to the house tomorrow, will ya?	I've had enough family for one month, Frank.
frank?	Yeah.  Listen ... come out to the house tomorrow, will ya?
it's me.	Frank?
yeah?	It's me.
nothing.  everything's great. terrific.	Yeah?
what's with charlie?	Nothing.  Everything's great. Terrific.
what do you mean?	Her hands.  Like that.
i made her nervous.	What do you mean?
so what'd we get her?	You'll see.
you're thirteen months older than me, frank. that might've meant something in the apache clubhouse, but it don't cut too deep anymore.	Christ, Jack, it's her birthday.
your older brother.	You're thirteen months older than me, Frank. That might've meant something in the Apache clubhouse, but it don't cut too deep anymore.
says who?	Your older brother.
you gotta go.	Says who?
i don't gotta go.	You gotta go.
this time you gotta go.	I don't gotta go.
no, you gotta go 'cause if you don't get up there every couple weeks you feel guilty. i won't feel guilty, so i don't gotta go.	This time you gotta go.
we gotta go, jack.	No, you gotta go 'cause if you don't get up there every couple weeks you feel guilty. I won't feel guilty, so I don't gotta go.
so do i.	We gotta go, Jack.
no, i mean it.	So do I.
no thanks.	No, I mean it.
by the way, we gotta go see ma tomorrow.	No thanks.
it's more than that.	By the way, we gotta go see Ma tomorrow.
it's only a ring.  not a collar.	It's more than that.
funny.  strike a bell?	It's only a ring.  Not a collar.
uh-uh.  how about you?  you seeing anyone?	Funny.  Strike a bell?
what about that waitress at the ambassador?	Uh-uh.  How about you?  You seeing anyone?
i'm not seeing anyone.  in particular.	What about that waitress at the Ambassador?
because i'm your brother.  because i care about you. because sometimes it seems like the most significant relationship in your life is with that goddamn dog of yours.	I'm not seeing anyone.  In particular.
why the interest?	Because I'm your brother.  Because I care about you. Because sometimes it seems like the most significant relationship in your life is with that goddamn dog of yours.
seeing anyone in particular?	Why the interest?
only on odd days.	Seeing anyone in particular?
really.  you sleeping?	Only on odd days.
thanks.	Really.  You sleeping?
you look awful.	Thanks.
trust me, you're not missing anything.	You look awful.
you know, i think it's been five years since i saw you eat anything. that's the god's truth.	Trust me, you're not missing anything.
what do you think?	Try the black Knable.
yamaha white.  nice.	What do you think?
what d'ya got?	Yamaha white.  Nice.
bosen black.  flat.	What d'you say, Willie?  Tighten her up?
what d'ya got?,	Bosen black.  Flat.
you got weird kids, frank.	Look, I just thought if you came out you might see what you're missing.
she didn't know what she was doing. you're too sensitive.	You got weird kids, Frank.
she threw a goddamn radio into the bathtub. how do you explain that?	She didn't know what she was doing. You're too sensitive.
cindy.	She threw a goddamn radio into the bathtub. How do you explain that?
it was no fucking accident, frank. the little one ...	Cindy.
it was an accident.	It was no fucking accident, Frank. The little one ...
they tried to electrocute me, frank.	It was an accident.
they don't.  they're always asking about you.	They tried to electrocute me, Frank.
only by relation.  besides, they hate me, too.	They don't.  They're always asking about you.
you're their uncle.	Only by relation.  Besides, they hate me, too.
i hate your kids, frank.	You're their uncle.
listen ... why don't you come out to the house this weekend.  say hello to the kids. they've grown.	I hate your kids, Frank.
so we on tomorrow night?	Maybe Thursday.  I hear the harpist at the Sheraton's got appendicitis.
fuck him.  great.  terrific.  fuck him.	So we on tomorrow night?
fuck him.	Fuck him.  Great.  Terrific.  Fuck him.
this isn't the pine tree inn on route 81, jack.	Fuck him.
fuck him.	This isn't the Pine Tree Inn on Route 81, Jack.
you mind telling me what that was about in there? was that planned? or were you just bored and decided to get creative?	Fuck him.
jack...	Count the fucking money, Frank.
count it.	Jack...
huh?	Count it.
count it.	Huh?
i mean it, jack.  behave.	Like an angel.
don't make trouble, all right?	Who's gonna make trouble?  Hey, amigo!
lotta water.	Of course, back then, things were a little different.  I was eight, Jack was seven, just about the only song we knew was 'My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean', and the only one who would listen to us was the family cat, Cecil.  We must have shaved three lives off that cat, eh, Jack?
that's a lot of water under the bridge, eh, jack?	Lotta water.
twenty-eight years, frank.	That's a lot of water under the bridge, eh, Jack?
you know, my brother and i have been playing together, gosh, i don't know.  how long has it been, jack?	Twenty-eight years, Frank.
you look like you just crawled out of bed.	No one's gonna be looking at my hair.  Come on, we're on.
what's wrong with it?	You look like you just crawled out of bed.
christ, will you look at your hair?	What's wrong with it?
frank.  i'm here.  i always get here.  don't sweat it.	Christ, will you look at your hair?
jack.	Frank.  I'm here.  I always get here.  Don't sweat it.
frank.	Jack.
jack.	Frank.
you want me to show up late a few nights?	Jack.
you cannot continue to walk in at the last moment, jack.	You want me to show up late a few nights?
what's the point?	You cannot continue to walk in at the last moment, Jack.
that's not the point.	What's the point?
am i late?	That's not the point.
how we ... ? what, are you kidding me?	Am I late?
how we doing?	How we ... ? What, are you kidding me?
great.  terrific.  glad you could make it.	How we doing?
your limo's ready, ma.	All right.
a cab?  ma, come on.  my car's just a half block down.  you wait here.	All right.
just call me a cab.	A cab?  Ma, come on.  My car's just a half block down.  You wait here.
you sure?	Just call me a cab.
no, no.  you boys are tired.	No, we're not.  Jack?
i guess you're,right.  well, what do you say we get a little midnight snack? theo's should still be open.	No, no.  You boys are tired.
a few empty tables.  it's cozier. besides, mel torme couldn't fill this place on a wednesday night.	I guess you're,right.  Well, what do you say we get a little midnight snack? Theo's should still be open.
the audience was a little off tonight.	A few empty tables.  It's cozier. Besides, Mel Torme couldn't fill this place on a Wednesday night.
thrilling.  both of you.	The audience was a little off tonight.
so what'd you think?	Thrilling.  Both of you.
spur of the moment.	So what'd you think?
you should've told us you were coming, ma. we would've come and got you.	Spur of the moment.
look, nick.  you want us to pack up, we'll pack up.	What am I gonna do?  Put a record player out there?  Bad, Frankie.  Bad.
you got no right springing this on me, frankie. it's unethical.	Look, Nick.  You want us to pack up, we'll pack up.
doctor's orders.	You got no right springing this on me, Frankie. It's unethical.
so she's got a few sniffles.	Doctor's orders.
the flu.	So she's got a few sniffles.
sick?  how sick?	The flu.
yes, it is.	Well ... thanks.  Bye.
oh, sorry.  i get so caught up in it sometimes.  it's scary.	Yes, it is.
uh... he knows it.	Really?  Isn't that a coincidence.
candy man.'  is that all right?	It's one of Jack's favorites.
uh-huh.  well, miss moran, what is it you'd like to do for us?	Candy Man.'  Is that all right?
and if she asks what it's about, don't tell her. she's opposed to my career.	Uh-huh.  Well, Miss Moran, what is it you'd like to do for us?
right.	And if she asks what it's about, don't tell her. She's opposed to my career.
but if you call my house and my mother answers, ask for blanche.  if you ask for monica, she'll think you have the wrong number and hang up.	Right.
well, that's fine --	But if you call my house and my mother answers, ask for Blanche.  If you ask for Monica, she'll think you have the wrong number and hang up.
no romance, right?  that's why i came up with monica. it's what i prefer.	Well, that's fine --
blanche.	No romance, right?  That's why I came up with Monica. It's what I prefer.
moran.  monica.  the whole thing. it's my stage name.  my real name's blanche.	Blanche.
i'm sorry?	Moran.  Monica.  The whole thing. It's my stage name.  My real name's Blanche.
actually, that's my stage name.	I'm sorry?
i'm sorry to interrupt, but when i saw you sitting here, i just had to come over.  florence simmons.	Uh ... Frank Baker.  This is my brother.
susie.  susie diamond.	Catchy.  You have any previous entertainment experience, Miss Diamond?
terrific.  thirty-eight.	What's that mean?  Thirty-eight.
miss --	You find a girl?
so run a little longer.	Miss --
we ran long.	So run a little longer.
so if i'm so 'late how come you're still here?	We ran long.
you're an hour and a half late.	So if I'm so 'late how come you're still here?
i don't believe it.  i come all the way down down here, break a heel, and you're not gonna give me a chance because i have gum on my lip and i'm a few minutes late.	You're an hour and a half late.
impersonally.	I don't believe it.  I come all the way down down here, break a heel, and you're not gonna give me a chance because I have gum on my lip and I'm a few minutes late.
how should i take it?	Impersonally.
don't take it personally.	How should I take it?
just like that, huh?  you're not even gonna give me a chance?	Don't take it personally.
look, miss.  we're tired, you have gum on your lip, and we're going home.	Just like that, huh?  You're not even gonna give me a chance?
this is show business?	Look, miss.  We're tired, you have gum on your lip, and we're going home.
punctuality.  first rule of show business.	This is show business?
my watch is broken, too.	Punctuality.  First rule of show business.
you're an hour and a half late.	My watch is broken, too.
what about me?	You're an hour and a half late.
we're finished.	What about me?
what do you mean?	We're finished.
this is where the auditions were.	What do you mean?
this where the auditions are?	This is where the auditions were.
susie.  it's one more show.  one more time.  that's all.	And two more times tomorrow night, and two more times the next night, and the next night and the next night and the next night.  Frank, I can't sing that fucking song anymore!
i'm gonna throw up, frank.  i mean it. let's drop it for the ten o'clock, okay?	Susie.  It's one more show.  One more time.  That's all.
what're you talking about?  they love it.	I'm gonna throw up, Frank.  I mean it. Let's drop it for the ten o'clock, okay?
that song.  i can't sing it anymore. i'm gonna get sick.	What're you talking about?  They love it.
what?	That song.  I can't sing it anymore. I'm gonna get sick.
i can't sing it anymore.	What?
huh?	Forget it.
how about you?  got a bar mitzvah this weekend?	Huh?
i guess i ... if i jumped to...	Forget it.
some discussion.	I just saw a man walk out of your room!
decency?  hey listen, pal ...	No. You listen.  I had my doubts about you from the beginning
in case you've forgotten, we're being paid to be here.  so it might be nice if you conducted yourself with a certain amount of decency.	Decency?  Hey listen, pal ...
uh ...	In case you've forgotten, we're being paid to be here.  So it might be nice if you conducted yourself with a certain amount of decency.
i just saw a man walk out of your room.	Uh ...
huh?	I just saw a man walk out of your room.
you want to tell me what the hell's going on?	Huh?
forget your tie, handsome ... frank!	You want to tell me what the hell's going on?
what's with you guys?	Someone needs to grow up.  I won't take it, Jack.
oh. yeah.  i gotta bunch of them.	Well then ... shall we?
got another song for us?	Oh. Yeah.  I gotta bunch of them.
huh?	Got another song for us?
uh, well, i love you, too, jack.  so. susie.  how 'bout it.	Huh?
what's with you two?	Jack woke up on the wrong side of the bottle.
oh yeah?	He's just afraid to show it. Aren't you, little brother?
what do you say we send a bottle over?	I don't believe it.  You're a romantic, Frank.
they must've bought the same map we did.	What do you say we send a bottle over?
hey, will you look at that?	They must've bought the same map we did.
no. we got a picture, though. one of the waitresses had a camera.  god, we were just kids.  that was something, wasn't it?	Hey, will you look at that?
wow. you ever see her again?	No. We got a picture, though. One of the waitresses had a camera.  God, we were just kids.  That was something, wasn't it?
people.' you think streisand, right? hot that night.  chills. through the whole audience.  i could hardly play.	Wow. You ever see her again?
what'd she sing?	People.' You think Streisand, right? Hot that night.  Chills. Through the whole audience.  I could hardly play.
peggy lee?	Tell her.
as charlie steinway is my witness.	Peggy Lee?
you're kidding me.	As Charlie Steinway is my witness.
great?	Yeah.
great.	Great?
hey, we're connected.	Great.
smells like tuna number two to me.	It's paradise.  That's what it is. Paradise.
of course it smells like fish. we're on the ocean. what'd you expect, chanel number five?	Smells like tuna number two to me.
smells like fish.	Of course it smells like fish. We're on the ocean. What'd you expect, Chanel number five?
and how about this air? i'm telling you, a few days in this place'll put five years on your life.	Smells like fish.
i don't believe it.	I told you, he's got the gift.  Same with music. Hears it once and he's got it.
okay.the fantasy inn.	Jack?
go ahead.	Okay.The Fantasy Inn.
he's always right.  go ahead.  pick a virgin.	Go ahead.
he's right.	He's always right.  Go ahead.  Pick a virgin.
virgins?	First times. Hey, look at this.
virgins.	Virgins?
jesus, you fellas've made a lot of noise.  what's with the stars?	Virgins.
baker's unabridged.	Jesus, you fellas've made a lot of noise.  What's with the stars?
you play all these places?	Baker's unabridged.
maybe we should just listen to the radio.	Sorry.  It only plays static.
you two could play checkers.	Maybe we should just listen to the radio.
well, well.  ho, ho, ho.  you moonlighting at macy's, frank?	For the kids.  Merry Christmas, you two.  Don't forget.  We leave the twenty-sixth.
uh, well ... we flipped a coin.	So find a dime.  Let's get out of here.
maybe it's legit.	Maybe.  I'll call him.
by the way, i got a messsage yesterday from some guy looking for new year's action.  resort, upstate.	Hey.
i guess it's,the plaza then. that brings us to the twenty-seventh. we got the avedon for three or the park downtown for two.	We take the Avedon, right?  Simple.
the carlton's a dump.  no cover.  no minimum. and they water their drinks. it's strictly for the fuller brush crowd.	I guess it's,the Plaza then. That brings us to the twenty-seventh. We got the Avedon for three or the Park downtown for two.
jack, you with us?	The Carlton's a dump.  No cover.  No minimum. And they water their drinks. It's strictly for the Fuller brush crowd.
i was gonna split it with you guys.	We do not take tips.  I'll apply this to the cost of the dress.
we are not a saloon act.  we do not take tips from dirty old men.	I was gonna split it with you guys.
hey!	We are not a saloon act.  We do not take tips from dirty old men.
give me that.	Hey!
for christ sake, i said it, i didn't do it.  besides, i don't think they were too offended, do you?	Give me that.
fucking.	For Christ sake, I said it, I didn't do it.  Besides, I don't think they were too offended, do you?
i said i was sorry.	Did you hear it?
fucking.  she says fucking in front of an entire room of people.	I said I was sorry.
the switch.  hit the switch.	Switch?  What fucking switch?
right.	Piece of cake.
good evening, ladies and gentlemen. i can't tell you how thrilled i am to be here. it's like a dream come true. and speaking of dreams ...	Right.
we need scissors over here! who's got scissors?  okay, remember.  jack and i go on first, i do the set-up, then introduce you. and you say ...	Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I can't tell you how thrilled I am to be here. It's like a dream come true. And speaking of dreams ...
don't worry.  we'll take it out of your share.	You're a prince.
oh, thanks.	Don't worry.  We'll take it out of your share.
you can buy new ones tomorrow.	Oh, thanks.
well, they're aspiring to be sevens.	You can buy new ones tomorrow.
they're nines.	Well, they're aspiring to be sevens.
they're tight.	They're nines.
right.	They're tight.
shoes?	Right.
zip me up?	Shoes?
uh... good.	Zip me up?
what do you think?	Uh... good.
nine!	Big feet.
nine?	Nine!
nine.	Nine?
all right, but make it quick.  shoes!  what size do you wear?	Nine.
hey, pal.  i don't know about you, but where i come from there's a little girl's room and a little boy's room and the little boys don't go where the little girls go.	All right, but make it quick.  Shoes!  What size do you wear?
save it for your wife.	We're not exactly silly with time, you know.  Jack, you find anything?
okay, okay.  here, how about this?	Save it for your wife.
i wear a seven.	Okay, okay.  Here, how about this?
my wife wears a seven.  you don't look like a seven to me.	I wear a seven.
a seven.	My wife wears a seven.  You don't look like a seven to me.
just look.  what do you wear? a nine?	A seven.
if you ask me, this is pretty stupid.	Just look.  What do you wear? A nine?
time for what?	If you ask me, this is pretty stupid.
come on.  we don't have much time.	Time for what?
hey!	Come on.  We don't have much time.
come on.	Hey!
am i missing something?	Come on.
it's orange!	Am I missing something?
what's wrong with it?	It's orange!
that!  you can't wear that!	What's wrong with it?
do i look like i'm naked?	That!  You can't wear that!
is there a language problem here?  your dress. for tonight.  where is it?	Do I look like I'm naked?
what's he talking about?	Is there a language problem here?  Your dress. For tonight.  Where is it?
where's your dress?	What's he talking about?
changed?	Where's your dress?
we'll talk about it later.  right now, you gotta get changed.	Changed?
and how come you guys are the only ones with your pictures on the poster?	We'll talk about it later.  Right now, you gotta get changed.
what-?	And how come you guys are the only ones with your pictures on the poster?
where's my name?	What-?
christ, look at her. you'd think if she was gonna wear her street clothes she'd have enough sense to come in the back.  good evening, miss diamond.  you're late.	Where's my name?
we're a team.  we work together.	So work with me, not against me. Okay?
what i mean is --	We're a team.  We work together.
no. we are not supposed to be backing you up.	What I mean is --
i mean, you're supposed to be backing me up, right?	No. We are not supposed to be backing you up.
what's the problem?	The problem is I can't hear myself sing with all this...  ... music.  You know what I'm saying?
ready?	What are we, an orchestra all of a sudden?
when we know.	Don't leave a girl hanging. Second rule of show business.
when?	When we know.
uh ... we'll let you know.	When?
so?	Uh ... we'll let you know.
i sing now?	That's the premise.
okay.  i think that's all we need to know.	I sing now?
hey, it's legit.  strictly dinner and dance.	Okay.  I think that's all we need to know.
is that important?	Uh, well ...
they are in tune.  but not with each other.	Is that important?
then i'm afraid i don't understand.	They are in tune.  But not with each other.
yes, well, they are.	Then I'm afraid I don't understand.
tom here tells me there's a problem with the pianos.  we were assured they were in tune.	Yes, well, they are.
that'd be me, sir.  frank baker. this is my brother jack.	Tom here tells me there's a problem with the pianos.  We were assured they were in tune.
good morning, gentlemen.  i'm mr. daniels, the manager.  i believe i've spoken to one of you on the phone.	That'd be me, sir.  Frank Baker. This is my brother Jack.
lucky for you.  well, there you go, guys. don't spend it all in one place. oh ... you want to count it, jack?	We trust you, Lloyd.  You know that.
born and bred.	Lucky for you.  Well, there you go, guys. Don't spend it all in one place. Oh ... you want to count it, Jack?
yes, sir.  that's quite a girl you boys latched onto.  she a local?	Born and bred.
uh, well, you know, the way our schedule is, i thought maybe...	I'll call you.
i'll call you.	Uh, well, you know, the way our schedule is, I thought maybe...
uh ... you don't know when you'll be wanting us back, do you, lloyd?	I'll call you.
yes, sir.  you're just what we needed on a night like this.	Uh ... thanks.
thanks, lloyd.	Yes, sir.  You're just what we needed on a night like this.
terrific, boys.  really.  terrific.	Thanks, Lloyd.
thanks.	I mean, I'd hate to think I'd pick up someone who wore that shit.
shit, thank god.  you look like a creep.	Thanks.
brought it.	Shit, thank God.  You look like a creep.
funny job.	Will I see you again?
funny hours.	Funny job.
job.	Funny hours.
how come?	Job.
gotta go.	How come?
whatcha doin' over there?	Gotta go.
baker.	Right.  In there.
they never do, mr. barker.	Baker.
he doesn't bite.	They never do, Mr. Barker.
you should've brought a leash, mr. barker. the doctor doesn't like to be bitten.	He doesn't bite.
come on, ed.	You should've brought a leash, Mr. Barker. The doctor doesn't like to be bitten.
right.  bring him back.	Come on, Ed.
baker.  jack baker.	Right.  Bring him back.
barker.  jock barker?	Baker.  Jack Baker.
don't worry about it.	You know, I'm feeling a lot of hostility from you.
no.	So. I'm here, you're here, the piano's here.  What d'ya say?
black.  labrador.	All right. they lay the dead ones out in the cold room.  I'll take a look.
save it.  what's he look like?	Black.  Labrador.
the name's baker --	Save it.  What's he look like?
all right.  hold on.	The name's Baker --
yeah.	All right.  Hold on.
you want to know if he's okay. right?	Yeah.
yeah, well, couldn't i take a look now?	You want to know if he's okay. Right?
you can check in on him tomorrow. between eight and five.	Yeah, well, couldn't I take a look now?
yeah, yeah, i know.  i was just passing by. thought i'd check in on him.	You can check in on him tomorrow. Between eight and five.
regular hours are eight to five.	Yeah, yeah, I know.  I was just passing by. Thought I'd check in on him.
no, i, uh, left a dog here this morning. he needed some work on his mouth.	Regular hours are eight to five.
it's been a long time, ma.	Yes.  I supposed you still have that old phone booth.
you miss him, don't you?	It's been a long time, Ma.
yes, well, it's probably best. no sense bringing someone else in.	I suppose.
for a while.  she left.	Yes, well, it's probably best. No sense bringing someone else in.
he mentioned you had a girl for a while.  a singer.	For a while.  She left.
pretty much.	He mentioned you had a girl for a while.  A singer.
is that the way it is?	Pretty much.
he leads, i follow.	Is that the way it is?
and you don't?	He leads, I follow.
frank works hard.	And you don't?
it went well tonight.	Frank works hard.
no.	I'm tired.  Really.  I should get home.
well, now, where's everyone run off to? frank?	Downstairs.
thanks.  for letting me in last night.	Funny how life repeats itself, huh?  Over and over. Like a song.
yeah.	Thanks.  For letting me in last night.
i didn't want to wake you.	Yeah.
sneak out in the morning.  before the guy could wake up and ruin it.  never figured i'd be on the other end of it, though.	I didn't want to wake you.
let me get the light.	No.
hi.	Well, this is some surprise.  Hey ... You don't look so good, pal.
jack.	Hi.
tell egghead i said hi.  if you see him.	If I see him.
listen... you want to get a drink?  i got a new place.  or we could go to a bar ...  well, maybe not a bar.  but i know a place uptown, if you want --	I've given it up.
oh. carrots.  and peas.  none of the important ones.	Listen... you want to get a drink?  I got a new place.  Or we could go to a bar ...  Well, maybe not a bar.  But I know a place uptown, if you want --
vegetables.	Oh. Carrots.  And peas.  None of the important ones.
huh?	Vegetables.
what kind?	Huh?
terrific.  i'm doing vegetables next week.	What kind?
so how's the cat food business?	Terrific.  I'm doing vegetables next week.
yeah.	So how's the cat food business?
you don't pick your brother.	Yeah.
yeah, well, like i said, it didn't figure.  you two.	You don't pick your brother.
we outgrew each other.	Yeah, well, like I said, it didn't figure.  You two.
so ... ?	We outgrew each other.
yeah.  got my own sign.	So ... ?
saw the sign outside.  got your own sign, huh?	Yeah.  Got my own sign.
you can always get another girl.	There's always another girl.
shit.  i think i started a fire.	If our feet get hot, you grab the piano.
yeah, maybe ... no. god, i hate these cigarettes!	Shit.  I think I started a fire.
look, if you want to leave...	Yeah, maybe ... No. God, I hate these cigarettes!
yeah... no.	Look, if you want to leave...
coffee?	Yeah... No.
oh. hi.  sorry.	Coffee?
frank said ---	Frank wasn't 'there.
ma didn't want it around.  after.	Oh.
wow.  but i still don't see how ...	Ma didn't want it around.  After.
i don't know.  maybe he thought some rich guy was gonna try and call her.	Wow.  But I still don't see how ...
he calls her, asks her to marry him, she thinks he's crazy, he asks her again, she still thinks he's crazy but says yes anyway, and the next thing you know he's got his brothers down there and they're tearing the thing right off the curb.	I don't know.  Maybe he thought some rich guy was gonna try and call her.
so, what happened?	He calls her, asks her to marry him, she thinks he's crazy, he asks her again, she still thinks he's crazy but says yes anyway, and the next thing you know he's got his brothers down there and they're tearing the thing right off the curb.
he had a mind that escalated things.	So, what happened?
you're kidding.	He had a mind that escalated things.
by the time he gets to the corner newstand, he's got her meeting some rich guy on the train, the rich guy's asked her to marry him, and he's reading about it in the morning edition.	You're kidding.
nervous?	By the time he gets to the corner newstand, he's got her meeting some rich guy on the train, the rich guy's asked her to marry him, and he's reading about it in the morning edition.
they'd been out dancing all night and he took her to the train station -- she lived over in brookhaven.  usually held ride with her, but this time he didn't.  anyway, he starts walking home, only as he's walking he starts getting nervous.	Nervous?
you sending me home?	They'd been out dancing all night and he took her to the train station -- she lived over in Brookhaven.  Usually held ride with her, but this time he didn't.  Anyway, he starts walking home, only as he's walking he starts getting nervous.
long story.	You sending me home?
oh. so what's it doing here?	Long story.
he called her.	Oh. So what's it doing here?
the both of them?  in there?	He called her.
no kidding?	The both of them?  In there?
my father proposed to my mother in there.	No kidding?
huh?	My father proposed to my mother in there.
history.	Huh?
soap?	Yeah, they got a convention for everything. At least he was clean.  Boy, the guys I met when I was with the service, you wouldn't believe.  The older ones, they were okay.  Nice.  Polite.  Pulled the chair out for you.  But the younger ones ...  Mama used to say, dance with a man once, but if you can feel calluses on his fingers, don't dance with him again.  She thought she had it all figured out. But she wasn't so smart.  There are killers with palms like a baby.
soap convention.	Soap?
must've been a cheap date.	Soap convention.
you know, i saw you guys once. you and frank.  at the roosevelt.	Must've been a cheap date.
like diamonds, huh?  i never get over it. when i was a little girl, my mama'd stand me before the window and tell me to close my eyes and make a wish.like i could reach out and grab all the lights of the city and string them into-a necklace for myself.  she'd take my hand and when she closed her eyes, i don't know, it was like she really believed it.	How come you didn't close your eyes?
sure.	Like diamonds, huh?  I never get over it. When I was a little girl, my mama'd stand me before the window and tell me to close my eyes and make a wish.Like I could reach out and grab all the lights of the city and string them into-a necklace for myself.  She'd take my hand and when she closed her eyes, I don't know, it was like she really believed it.
i have to make him some chili. okay?	Sure.
ed? how many people live here?	I have to make him some chili. Okay?
she's four feet tall.  ed?	Ed? How many people live here?
friend?  what's she look like? maybe i can help you find her.	She's four feet tall.  Ed?
friend.	Friend?  What's she look like? Maybe I can help you find her.
who's nina?	Friend.
nina?	Who's Nina?
how do you know?	Because I saw the other people! And they knew you were good! You were good, goddamnit!
you were good.	How do you know?
let's make a deal.  you shut up.	You were good.
you were good.	Let's make a deal.  You shut up.
it means you wouldn't know good if it came up and fucked you.	You were good.
what's that supposed to mean?	It means you wouldn't know good if it came up and fucked you.
look. you don't know good. all right?	What's that supposed to mean?
all i said was you were good.	Look. You don't know good. All right?
i'm not upset.	All I said was you were good.
you're upset.	I'm not upset.
nothing.	You're upset.
what'd i say?	Nothing.
nothing.	What'd I say?
what's the matter?	Nothing.
better than that.	What's the matter?
i can keep the beat.	Better than that.
how do you do it? every night?	Practice.  There are worse songs, you know. Not many, but a few.
it's a shitty  song.	How do you do it? Every night?
guess i got a little scattered.	It's a shitty  song.
relax.  we'll drop the song.	Guess I got a little scattered.
it wasn't business.  it was pleasure.	Just dinner and dance, right?
hey, business is business.	It wasn't business.  It was pleasure.
yeah, well, thanks for sticking your head in.	Hey, business is business.
if you want, i got a pack in the room.	No thanks.  I never touch French cigarettes.
in and out.	If you want, I got a pack in the room.
like a baby. you?	In and out.
how's egghead?	Like a baby. You?
yeah, well, i wish god would go a little easy on the trumpets.	How's egghead?
it's the waves.  god's music, my mother used to say. she was crazy for the ocean.	Yeah, well, I wish God would go a little easy on the trumpets.
in and out.	It's the waves.  God's music, my mother used to say. She was crazy for the ocean.
can't sleep?	In and out.
it's okay.  last one.	Can't sleep?
oh, sorry.  with the light always on, it's hard to tell.	It's okay.  Last one.
so why's he do it?	I guess in case one year they're not.
every year.	So why's he do it?
aren't the kids asleep?	Every year.
every year.	Aren't the kids asleep?
he do that every year?	Every year.
forget it.	Nothing personal --
i mean, that'd be too creepy. with us working together and all.	Forget it.
forget it.	I mean, that'd be too creepy. With us working together and all.
hey, listen.  you're not going soft on me, are you? i mean, you're not gonna start dreaming about me and waking up all sweaty and looking at me like i'm some kinda princess when i burp.	Forget it.
no. thanks. she starts to move away, then stops and looks back.	Hey, listen.  You're not going soft on me, are you? I mean, you're not gonna start dreaming about me and waking up all sweaty and looking at me like I'm some kinda princess when I burp.
you want me to walk you?	No. Thanks. She starts to move away, then stops and looks back.
you kidding?  we must've killed three pots in there.  anyway, i gotta get home.  rest the pipes.	You want me to walk you?
hey.  you feel like a cup of coffee?	You kidding?  We must've killed three pots in there.  Anyway, I gotta get home.  Rest the pipes.
mmm.  like kissing a rose.  well, au revoir.	Hey.  You feel like a cup of coffee?
paris opals.  twelve-and-a-half cents.  i sat down with a pencil and added it one day.  but i figure, if you're gonna be sticking something in your mouth, you might as well make it the best.  ah, here's a lost soul.	Mmm.  Like kissing a rose.  Well, au revoir.
huh?	Paris Opals.  Twelve-and-a-half cents.  I sat down with a pencil and added it one day.  But I figure, if you're gonna be sticking something in your mouth, you might as well make it the best.  Ah, here's a lost soul.
nice place.  fulla velvet.  even the bedspreads.  damn!  two-fifty a pack and i go through 'em like toothpicks. twelve-and-a-half cents a piece, you believe that?	Huh?
the stratford.	Nice place.  Fulla velvet.  Even the bedspreads.  Damn!  Two-fifty a pack and I go through 'em like toothpicks. Twelve-and-a-half cents a piece, you believe that?
uh-uh.  i never touch american cigarettes.  what's tomorrow again?	The Stratford.
yeah,well, a11 i know is mother nature must be one crazy dame.  shit.	Uh-uh.  I never touch American cigarettes.  What's tomorrow again?
he takes after our mother.	Yeah,well, a11 I know is mother nature must be one crazy dame.  Shit.
i don't know.  it's hard figuring you two as brothers.  seems like the hospital might've scrambled the babies somewhere.	He takes after our mother.
his kid's sick.	I don't know.  It's hard figuring you two as brothers.  Seems like the hospital might've scrambled the babies somewhere.
where's egghead?	His kid's sick.
because blackie carson books the park and whenever we've needed a gig he's come through.	Oh.  Well, for Blackie then.
the park?  it's only two nights. why throw away a night?	Because Blackie Carson books the Park and whenever we've needed a gig he's come through.
fucking.	Look, they were all on their third Mai Tais by the time I got out there anyway.
you never sang before?	Not for money. With my mother.
he'll come around.	You never sang before?
hey, he's not sore, is he?	He'll come around.
it ain't always a blessing.  my brother here?	He's got blood in his eye.
like clockwork.  you got a good memory, jackie.	It ain't always a blessing.  My brother here?
another five years, huh?	Like clockwork.  You got a good memory, Jackie.
yeah.  the big boys sent it down yesterday.	Another five years, huh?
yeah.  jesus, you look like fucking royalty, tommy.	Yeah.  The big boys sent it down yesterday.
no shit. it's the goddamn water. kill an ox. i buy bottled for my danny. you can't trust the taps.	Yeah.  Jesus, you look like fucking royalty, Tommy.
losing his teeth.	No shit. It's the goddamn water. Kill an ox. I buy bottled for my Danny. You can't trust the taps.
ah, you know. howsa pooch?	Losing his teeth.
sure.	That's what I want to do. I want to make a snowman.
there were more flowers last year.  mr. rinaldi down at the drugstore says it's going to snow by new year's.  says he can feel it in his elbows. i hope it snows.  i want to make a snowman. you ever make a snowman, jack?	Sure.
merry christmas, jack.	Merry Christmas.
yeah?	Can I stay here tonight?  Even if she comes here?
jack.	Yeah?
eighty proof. what d'ya say? think you can handle it?	Jack.
from hurley's?	Eighty proof. What d'ya say? Think you can handle it?
okay.  how'd yours go?	Not so good.
how'd the show go?	Okay.  How'd yours go?
i tried cheerios this morning. he didn't even get up. maybe they took out the wrong teeth.	He's just feeling sorry for himself.  This is it, pal.  Hear me? Two bucks a can.
what's a prom?	Ever go to church?
well, let's get your first prom under the belt, okay?	What's a prom?
why not?	Well, let's get your first prom under the belt, okay?
hey, what do you want to do?  grow a beard?	Why not?
wow.	Hey, what do you want to do?  Grow a beard?
older than me.	Wow.
looks old.	Older than me.
ivory.	Looks old.
i hope not.  he's already busted the springs in two chairs.  hey, what's this?	Ivory.
maybe he'll ask your ma to marry him.	I hope not.  He's already busted the springs in two chairs.  Hey, what's this?
i guess it's getting serious.	Maybe he'll ask your ma to marry him.
oh?	I guess it's getting serious.
i saw his stuff in the bathroom.	Oh?
how do you know?	I saw his stuff in the bathroom.
oh.  bigfoot gets his out of a can.	How do you know?
the recent past.	Oh.  Bigfoot gets his out of a can.
what are they?	The recent past.
my days are not the old days, genius.	What are they?
is that what you used to do?	My days are not the old days, genius.
in the old days, every man had a shaving mug that he kept at the barber shop.  then, whenever he wanted a shave, held go down to the barber shop and there would be his mug, waiting for him.	Is that what you used to do?
what happened to the donut king?	Married.
process server. ma said it's like a lawyer only the hours are more regular.  all i know's he came to take the tv one afternoon and ended up staying for dinner.  and breakfast.	What happened to the donut king?
sounds big.  what's he do?	Process server. Ma said it's like a lawyer only the hours are more regular.  All I know's he came to take the TV one afternoon and ended up staying for dinner.  And breakfast.
guess they're up.	Sounds big.  What's he do?
did you break a cup, jack?	Eddie did.
yes.  right.  eddie.  how is he?	He's losing his teeth.
eddie.	Yes.  Right.  Eddie.  How is he?
how's that dog of yours?  what was his name?	Eddie.
i'm not much for sweets.	How's that dog of yours?  What was his name?
none?	I'm not much for sweets.
huh? oh, no.	None?
big piece or little?	Huh? Oh, no.
oh, fine.	Big piece or little?
fine.  you?	Oh, fine.
so. how are you?	Fine.  You?
john.  it's good to see you.	Good to see you, Ma.
what did he do?	He hit a guard.
they don't give two fucks about your health.  the clinic's where they send the real hard-cases for attitude adjustment.  look at o'neill --	What did he do?
you mean if i get sick?	They don't give two fucks about your health.  The Clinic's where they send the real hard-cases for attitude adjustment.  Look at O'Neill --
not unless you're sent to the "clinic."	You mean if I get sick?
don't they ever let us take these boots off?	Not unless you're sent to the "Clinic."
do i look wasted -- asshole?	You look great, Castor. Really.  Here -- I got a shot of your favorite -- Mescal.  Even has the worm.
they never should've voted against u.s. statehood -- the scumbags.  we heard you got wasted.	Do I look wasted -- asshole?
waxy wright.  didn't jon archer bust you for poisoning five members of the canadian parliament?	They never should've voted against U.S. statehood -- the scumbags.  We heard you got wasted.
i don't care -- he's manipulating it.  that bomb has been built and it's out there, somewhere.	What do you expect us to do -- shut down the city, evacuate two million people on a hunch?
jon, he's hooked up to a full-spectrum polygraph. no one has ever beaten --	I don't care -- he's manipulating it.  That bomb has been built and it's out there, somewhere.
he's lying.	Jon, he's hooked up to a full-spectrum polygraph. No one has ever beaten --
try to kiss my butt just once before i'm transferred.	Sorry, Admiral.  It wasn't mentioned in the job description.
... thanks.	Try to kiss my butt just once before I'm transferred.
i'm complimenting you. can't you ever just say "thanks"?	... Thanks.
yeah, real fine.  especially all the casualties.	I'm complimenting you. Can't you ever just say "thanks"?
fine work, jon.	Yeah, real fine.  Especially all the casualties.
yes ... someone might want to tear him apart -- snuff him out -- for revenge.	You're not holding him right ... Caz ...
five.  no one knows you're his father.  i thought someone might want to hurt him -- just to hurt you.	Yes ... someone might want to tear him apart -- snuff him out -- for revenge.
how old is he?	Five.  No one knows you're his father.  I thought someone might want to hurt him -- just to hurt you.
go on, adam ...  i'm not asking you for anything -- i was never even going to tell you. but hell, i never thought i'd see you again, either.	How old is he?
nice-looking kid.	Of course he is ...  -- He's yours too.
should be.  it's yours.	Nice-looking kid.
perfect fit.	Should be.  It's yours.
like i had a choice with that anal-retentive jon archer rising my ass at the probation hearing.  at least he took an interest. you took off without leaving so much as a post-it.	I'm not the same person you remember.
i hear you're a manicurist now -- got your own business and everything.  i'm glad you've stayed clean.	Like I had a choice with that anal-retentive Jon Archer rising my ass at the probation hearing.  At least he took an interest. You took off without leaving so much as a Post-it.
better than you bleeding all over my car upholstery. trust me, caz, you won't be here long.	I hear you're a manicurist now -- got your own business and everything.  I'm glad you've stayed clean.
you shouldn't have brought me here ... it's dangerous.	Better than you bleeding all over my car upholstery. Trust me, Caz, you won't be here long.
my place.	You shouldn't have brought me here ... it's dangerous.
where am i?	My place.
drive.	The last time I took orders from you I ended up with five years probation.
jesus christ, castor.	Drive.
yeah -- me.	Jesus Christ, Castor.
uh-oh, somebody's in trouble.	Yeah -- me.
or reactivated the first one.	Right ... like Jon Archer would ever let that happen.
he's your brother, you figure it out.  maybe he made another bomb.	Or reactivated the first one.
why would he need more?	He's your brother, you figure it out.  Maybe he made another bomb.
yes.  pollux bought one along with the original batch.  obviously, he found a way to make more.	Why would he need more?
and this thing can grow it?	Yes.  Pollux bought one along with the original batch.  Obviously, he found a way to make more.
for being one helluva guy.	"Thanks?"  I guess they really did fuck you up.
for what?	For being one helluva guy.
thanks, pollux.	For what?
what's worse than losing five million bucks?	Being stuck in this rat-hole when it blows.  Bro, what you built was a work of art. That little fucker belongs in the Smithsonian.
that's not the worst part.	What's worse than losing five million bucks?
and i bet i've kept that promise ...	Only one you've never broken.
after that.  you promised you'd always take care of me.	And I bet I've kept that promise ...
uh -- to kill the doctors?	After that.  You promised you'd always take care of me.
retching and convulsing while those bastards didn't even try to save her sorry ass.  you gave her mouth to mouth -- man -- even then you had some constitution.	Uh -- to kill the doctors?
oh, god -- mom od'd at county general.	Retching and convulsing while those bastards didn't even try to save her sorry ass.  You gave her mouth to mouth -- man -- even then you had some constitution.
a few blanks?  like what?	Like ...
i don't know.  everything's jumbled -- so you're going to have to help me fill in a few blanks.	A few blanks?  Like what?
you porked his wife the day he was arrested.  how could you forget that?	I don't know.  Everything's jumbled -- so you're going to have to help me fill in a few blanks.
do you know what it is to be in a coma?  it fucks up everything -- including your memory! i can't even tell you why dobbs jumped me yesterday!	You porked his wife the day he was arrested.  How could you forget that?
let me have a look.	Do you know what it is to be in a coma?  It fucks up everything -- including your memory! I can't even tell you why Dobbs jumped me yesterday!
i was in a coma, pollux. i still feel like shit.	Let me have a look.
you shoot hoops like a chick, you smoke like a wuss, and -- i don't know -- you're different.	I was in a coma, Pollux. I still feel like shit.
what do you mean?	You shoot hoops like a chick, you smoke like a wuss, and -- I don't know -- you're different.
so?  the procnias averano is a south american bird.  the flight here was only three hours!  and yesterday a european swallow flew by! where the fuck are we?	What do you mean?
so?	So?  The procnias averano is a South American bird.  The flight here was only three hours!  And yesterday a European swallow flew by! Where the fuck are we?
shut up.	So?
pollux ...	Shut up.
you're not my brother.  the brother i knew would never have been caught by that dumb fuck archer.  at least tell me the bomb is still going off.	They haven't found it yet -- Listen, Pollux ...
hey, bro ...	You're not my brother.  The brother I knew would never have been caught by that dumb fuck Archer.  At least tell me the bomb is still going off.
would it?	Damn right.
i started wondering -- if you couldn't switch back -- would it make a difference?	Would it?
no life signs at all. he's a turnip.	That's what they always say.
how is he?	No life signs at all. He's a turnip.
jon, if i'm not there, he will be tipped off.  i'll get rid of jamie -- but you and i are in this together.	Eve ...
i know lazarro -- the first person she'd call is "me." we can't take the chance of tipping castor off.	Jon, if I'm not there, he will be tipped off.  I'll get rid of Jamie -- but you and I are in this together.
can't we call someone? admiral lazarro?	I know Lazarro -- the first person she'd call is "me." We can't take the chance of tipping Castor off.
the bomb.  he's reactivated it.  and everyone there is going to die.	Can't we call someone? Admiral Lazarro?
jon, what is it?	The bomb.  He's reactivated it.  And everyone there is going to die.
you can't go.  you can't be anywhere near that place.	Jon, what is it?
-- or maybe all at once.  there's a get-together tonight at new st. marks. for all the bureau chiefs and their families.  he's insisted jamie and i be there too.	You can't go.  You can't be anywhere near that place.
he's going to kill off our bureau chiefs -- one-by-one.	-- Or maybe all at once.  There's a get-together tonight at New St. Marks. For all the bureau chiefs and their families.  He's insisted Jamie and I be there too.
what do you mean?	He's going to kill off our bureau chiefs -- one-by-one.
our pacific rim stations. these numbers must be bounties. castor's not wasting any time.	What do you mean?
he freaked out when he thought i had seen this stuff.  i think it's a list of cities -- santiago, ho chi minh city, nandi ...	Our Pacific Rim stations. These numbers must be bounties. Castor's not wasting any time.
christ, jon!  how could you do this to yourself? how could you do this to us?  do you know -- do you know what he did to me ...?	Whatever happened, whatever he did -- I know it's my fault and I know I can never make it up to you --
what more proof do you need?	Tell me what happened on April 9th -- 13 years ago.
i don't know that.  maybe jon's already dead.	What more proof do you need?
why point it at me?  i'm the real thing.	I don't know that.  Maybe Jon's already dead.
i took it from my fake husband.	Why point it at me?  I'm the real thing.
how did he expect to do that?	An NSA surgeon gave me Castor's face.  He handled the transplant, the vocal implant, everything.  But somehow Castor came out of his coma -- and killed everyone who knew about the mission. But not before he was transformed into me.
-- i called, but i'm not castor.  i'm your husband.	How did he expect to do that?
i know you -- you're the one who called.  you're castor troy.  you killed my son --	-- I called, but I'm not Castor.  I'm your husband.
whoever you are, don't call again.	Don't hang up ...
think about it, eve! everything he's done recently has been peculiar, right?  he's said and done things your husband would never do ...	Whoever you are, don't call again.
okay, you're having an emotional crisis.  you need to seek the help of a trained --	Think about it, Eve! Everything he's done recently has been peculiar, right?  He's said and done things your husband would never do ...
never mind that!  just take jamie and get out of that house.  don't tell anyone where you're going -- especially not him -- just go.	Okay, you're having an emotional crisis.  You need to seek the help of a trained --
who is this?	Never mind that!  Just take Jamie and get out of that house.  Don't tell anyone where you're going -- especially not him -- just GO.
is someone there?	Eve, listen carefully.  The man you think is your husband -- isn't.
i can't tell you ... except only i can do it.	You want me to tell you it's okay to leave?  Okay, go on!  GO!
you said you'd be here! you promised me -- you promised jamie!  what could be more important than that?	I can't tell you ... except only I can do it.
one last time.  it's important ...	You said you'd be here! You promised me -- you promised Jamie!  What could be more important than that?
what are you saying?  oh, god -- you're going on assignment again ...	One last time.  It's important ...
five years ... i still can't get it out of my head -- an inch to the left, matty would still be alive.	And you wouldn't be.
i don't know ...  maybe because you've never needed my help.	Five years ... I still can't get it out of my head -- an inch to the left, Matty would still be alive.
how come?	I don't know ...  Maybe because you've never needed my help.
no.	How come?
were you there to catch me?	No.
totally -- you were being very, very bad.  you went up in the plane and jumped out.  you had a parachute, but it didn't open.	Were you there to catch me?
so you had a nightmare.	Totally -- you were being very, very bad.  You went up in the plane and jumped out.  You had a parachute, but it didn't open.
actually -- in this dream -- i was your mother.	So you had a nightmare.
must've been after we got engaged.	Actually -- in this dream -- I was your mother.
we were back in high school. you wanted to join the sky diving team, but i wouldn't let you.	Must've been after we got engaged.
something good?	We were back in high school. You wanted to join the sky diving team, but I wouldn't let you.
... i was dreaming ...	Something good?
it's important.	So is finishing my residency and passing my boards ...
i'm late for surgery.	It's important.
we need to talk.	I'm late for surgery.
jon ... we just remember how it used to be.  you staying for a while or is this just a piss-stop?	We need to talk.
is that what you think?	Jon ... we just remember how it used to be.  You staying for a while or is this just a piss-stop?
she's only 12.  some day she'll understand that apathy and absence are just special ways of saying "i love you."	Is that what you think?
everything i say is wrong. i can't talk to her anymore.	She's only 12.  Some day she'll understand that apathy and absence are just special ways of saying "I love you."
well, you tried.  you failed miserably, but you tried.	Everything I say is wrong. I can't talk to her anymore.
this is it, jon.  for the next 72 hours -- you're on your own.	Just make sure you're there.  On time.
call lazarro.  castor just came out of his coma.	This is it, Jon.  For the next 72 hours -- you're on your own.
now what?	Call Lazarro.  Castor just came out of his coma.
don't worry.  i've done my homework.  i'll get pollux to talk.	Either way, come Saturday morning -- I'm pulling you the hell out of there.
you haven't got a chance in hell of fooling pollux. castor drinks, smokes and walks around with a 24-hour hard-on.  he's nothing like you.	Don't worry.  I've done my homework.  I'll get Pollux to talk.
she doesn't know -- and she never will.	You haven't got a chance in hell of fooling Pollux. Castor drinks, smokes and walks around with a 24-hour hard-on.  He's nothing like you.
jon, this is goddam insane. you can't go through with it.  what about eve?	She doesn't know -- and she never will.
which ear was it?	The left, I think.  Those surgeons in Witness Protection can fix things nobody's even broken yet.
we can send in a plant -- try to get pollux to spill the location.	He'd see that a mile away.  The only person he'd talk to about that bomb is his brother.  Unfortunately, turnips can't talk.
go on.	Castor's still alive --  Technically.  He's a turnip, on total life-support ...
apparently, fine.  he's coming into work.  that's the good news ...	Go on.
how's loomis?	Apparently, fine.  He's coming into work.  That's the good news ...
i'm not hiding in my work, if that's what you're saying.	You said it, Jon, not me.
i just asked you about making love to your wife, and you started talking about your job.	I'm not hiding in my work, if that's what you're saying.
one of my informants spotted him -- right here in the city.	I just asked you about making love to your wife, and you started talking about your job.
you're supposed to make time. when was the last time you told her you love her?  when was the last time you two had sex?	One of my informants spotted him -- right here in the city.
i've been working night and day.  i haven't had time.	You're supposed to make time. When was the last time you told her you love her?  When was the last time you two had sex?
you missed the last three, including her birthday.  your wife's gripe sheet.	I've been working night and day.  I haven't had time.
like gangbusters, doc.  okay, i missed the last one.	You missed the last three, including her birthday.  Your wife's gripe sheet.
how is the "date night" idea going over with eve?	Like gangbusters, doc.  Okay, I missed the last one.
jamie ...	Shoot him!
give up, castor.  people are going to find out.	Not if I kill you first ...
five seconds.	Give up, Castor.  People are going to find out.
i don't know.  how long before it kills us?	Five seconds.
what -- what are you doing?	Vacuum-sealed globe ... shouldn't take long.
stay away from my family!	Too late, your kid worships me.  And your wife -- she's an animal.  Even I can't keep up with her.
what are you going to do!	You've given me the freedom I haven't had in years, and the power to make it pay off in ways I never thought possible.  But hell -- this is America.  One day a pauper, the next day, a prince. And I owe it all to you. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got an important government job to abuse, -- and a beautiful wife to fuck.  Excuse me -- I mean "make love to."
let's not confuse things anymore.  i'm archer. you're castor.  but if you need proof --	What are you going to do!
what are you going to do, castor?	Let's not confuse things anymore.  I'm Archer. You're Castor.  But if you need proof --
of course i killed them, you dumb fuck.  and torched every shred of evidence that proves who you really are.  swallow this one, commander. you are going to be in here for the rest of your life.	What are you going to do, Castor?
you killed them?	Of course I killed them, you DUMB FUCK.  And torched every shred of evidence that proves who you really are.  Swallow this one, Commander. You are going to be in here for the rest of your life.
i believe the phrase dr. hoag used was "titanically remote."  who knows?  maybe the trauma of having my face cut off pulled me out.  or maybe god really is on my side after all.  by the way, i know you don't get the papers in here.	You killed them?
it can't be.  it's impossible.	I believe the phrase Dr. Hoag used was "titanically remote."  Who knows?  Maybe the trauma of having my face cut off pulled me out.  Or maybe God really is on my side after all.  By the way, I know you don't get the papers in here.
not anymore.	It can't be.  It's impossible.
-- castor?	Not anymore.
you can tell me all about it -- from your prison cell.	Don't count on it.
you can't kill me, jon. i've got something going this saturday night ... it's gonna be worse than anything god ever dumped on the pharaohs -- and only i can stop it.	You can tell me all about it -- from your prison cell.
mention my family once more and you're dead.	You can't kill me, Jon. I've got something going this Saturday night ... it's gonna be worse than anything God ever dumped on the Pharaohs -- and only I can stop it.
what're you gonna do with me gone?  you'll drive your wife and kid nuts! i bet your daughter is just about ripe by now. what's her name, janie?	Mention my family once more and you're dead.
you're under arrest. incredibly, you still have the right to remain silent --	What're you gonna do with me gone?  You'll drive your wife and kid nuts! I bet your daughter is just about ripe by now. What's her name, Janie?
what's it to you?  i declare it.  here i am, back in the states for less than a month --	You're under arrest. Incredibly, you still have the right to remain silent --
and how much will your "fun" net you this time?	What's it to you?  I declare it.  Here I am, back in the States for less than a month --
jon, i'm getting a little annoyed by your obsessive need to spoil my fun.	And how much will your "fun" net you this time?
walton, you have to let me see the warden --	Or what?  You'll have me fired?
archer cut him a deal for turning state's evidence. he's free.	Walton, you have to let me see the warden --
pollux is -- what?	Archer cut him a deal for turning state's evidence. He's free.
you better be nice, castor. you could get mighty lonely now that pollux is gone.	Pollux is -- what?
you'll what?	I'm going to have you fired.
they're too tight.	So's a noose.  Now keep your mouth SHUT.
what's the matter with your voice, commander?	Castor Troy almost strangled me to death.  Where the hell were you?
just saving the tax-payers the cost of a trial.  so take a hike.	What's the matter with your voice, Commander?
what makes you so sure this guy's gonna set up his own brother?	I've never been more certain of anything. Get everyone in position. -- And get the word out -- shoot to kill.
we've got him sighted. okay, pollux, pull out.	What makes you so sure this guy's gonna set up his own brother?
sfpd?  castor isn't stupid enough to come back to the city.	Trust me, he's already here. Get going!
there's my little darling.  the night wouldn't be complete without you.	Yeah, mom cut me some slack -- but I decided ... I'd like to be here for you.  Here, mom.  You can have it back.  Thanks, though.
you mean like ... condoms?	I mean like protection.
did it look like i was siding with him?  did it?  you want to play with the bad boys, you better be prepared.  do you have protection?	You mean like ... condoms?
you haven't changed at all! some guy tries to rape me -- and you side with him!	Did it look like I was siding with him?  Did it?  You want to play with the bad boys, you better be prepared.  Do you have protection?
what are you -- stupid?	You haven't changed at all! Some guy tries to rape me -- and you side with him!
get a higher arc on the ball, jamie.  and for chrissake, square your shoulders to the basket.	Like you know anything about it.
when did you start smoking?	You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Daddy's a new man.
i won't tell mom if you don't.	When did you start smoking?
clarissa left those here.	I won't tell mom if you don't.
screw your boundaries, janie.  you have something i want.	Janie?
get rid of them.	The Admiral?
you've got someone in your office.	Get rid of them.
let's try to be a little less formal from now on, shall we?	You've got someone in your office.
you always call me miss brewster.	Let's try to be a little less formal from now on, shall we?
that's your name, isn't it?	You always call me Miss Brewster.
kim?	That's your name, isn't it?
well, i saw you -- kim.	Kim?
oh -- commander.  i didn't see you ...	Well, I saw you -- Kim.
you're both in custody until there's a dna fingerprinting and we can prove who's who. now put the gun down.	You can't blame me for trying.
it was confirmed by your personal security code. nobody knows that code but you!	Obviously someone else knows it!  Get everybody back to their posts -- NOW!
what?	It was confirmed by your personal security code. Nobody knows that code but you!
backing you up!  didn't you track castor to the army street terminal?	What?
where should i be?  where's everyone else?	Backing you up!  Didn't you track Castor to the Army Street Terminal?
commander, what are you doing here?	Where should I be?  Where's everyone else?
what happened?	What the fuck do you think happened?  Castor Troy just shot him!  What are you waiting for?  GO!
castor's escaped!	Escaped?  From Erewhon?  I want everyone on this -- our entire force and the SFPD.
what happened?	Castor's escaped!
you picked a helluva day to leave your beeper off!	What happened?
a lot of people think you're a snitch.  it's dangerous ...	Like I fucking care?  I'm not just sitting here!
what about me?	A lot of people think you're a snitch.  It's dangerous ...
you'll need to recultivate that virus.	No problem.
good, because i checked your salary -- and it bites.  how the everyday working-class stiff survives in today's economy is something i'll never ...	You'll need to recultivate that virus.
all of them do.  we'll kill twelve birds with one bomb.  and we'll be rich.	Good, because I checked your salary -- and it bites.  How the everyday working-class stiff survives in today's economy is something I'll never ...
most of the current chiefs -- they must have pretty hefty prices on their heads.	All of them do.  We'll kill twelve birds with one bomb.  And we'll be rich.
we gut the organization -- and rebuild it with more reliable friends.	Most of the current chiefs -- they must have pretty hefty prices on their heads.
eight pocket stingers ... seven piper uzis ... six cobra carbines ...  five - net - launch-ers ...	Yeah -- it's Santa's Magic fucking Village.  Your present's in here.
there's fun, bro.  then there's fun.	Eight pocket stingers ... seven piper uzis ... six cobra carbines ...  five - net - launch-ers ...
i'm just having some fun.	There's fun, bro.  Then there's FUN.
are you trying to give us away? for somebody with such a big brain, you think awfully small.	I'm just having some fun.
don't worry, nobody knows i'm inside.  check it out.  remember that fat fuck agent who roughed us up in thailand?  he's being treated for bone cancer at the v.a.  thanks to the miracle of nsa grid-technology ...  -- ooops!  his radiation does just quadrupled.	Are you TRYING to give us away? For somebody with such a big brain, you think awfully small.
you're supposed to be snitching, making me look legit.	Don't worry, nobody knows I'm inside.  Check it out.  Remember that fat fuck agent who roughed us up in Thailand?  He's being treated for bone cancer at the V.A.  Thanks to the miracle of NSA grid-technology ...  -- Ooops!  His radiation does just quadrupled.
don't get mad, but i just went for a little stroll through the company switches.	You're supposed to be snitching, making me look legit.
no -- the best part is, since it's a government job -- they can't fire you!  but how can you be sure you'll get the appointment?	Trust me.  You're gonna love it ...
-- i'll be one of the most powerful men in the country. didn't matter how much cash i made pulling wet jobs -- i was still too low on the food chain -- always with somebody like jon archer after me.  the best part is -- i'm the good guy.	No -- the best part is, since it's a government job -- they can't fire you!  But how can you be sure you'll get the appointment?
i can't even look at you without wanting to vomit.	You better get used to it. That bitch Lazarro is getting kicked upstairs. Guess what white-bread family man is going to replace her?
business first.  i went into the "warrants" system and erased your records.  you're clean.  in fact, you're now on the informant payroll.	I can't even look at you without wanting to vomit.
you merciless bastard!	Business first.  I went into the "Warrants" system and erased your records.  You're clean.  In fact, you're now on the informant payroll.
no.  most of them are in transit by now.  i'm heading over to the hotel to personally oversee security.	Okay, then.  I leave it in your able hands.
i just thought that -- under the circumstances -- you might want to postpone the meeting with the station chiefs.	No.  Most of them are in transit by now.  I'm heading over to the hotel to personally oversee security.
what is it, admiral? i'm under the gun here.	I just thought that -- under the circumstances -- you might want to postpone the meeting with the station chiefs.
i just heard about castor's fratricide -- rather poetic, don't you think?	What is it, Admiral? I'm under the gun here.
done.  in fact, i was already plotting about the best way to meet the foreign bureau chiefs.	Jon, you're starting to remind me -- of me.  Congratulations.
you'd have to start immediately.	Done.  In fact, I was already plotting about the best way to meet the foreign bureau chiefs.
i had doubts too.  i always looked at a desk as though it were a ball-and-chain. but something happened ...	You'd have to start immediately.
me.  i have doubts about your ability to stick with what is essentially a desk job.	I had doubts too.  I always looked at a desk as though it were a ball-and-chain. But something happened ...
what's that?	Me.  I have doubts about your ability to stick with what is essentially a desk job.
d.c.'s very high on giving you the promotion.  there's just one problem.	What's that?
just following your example.	D.C.'s very high on giving you the promotion.  There's just one problem.
you've made us look pretty good in the past week.  and the way you handled the press --	Just following your example.
you're the only person in this place who can see right through me.	You've made us look pretty good in the past week.  And the way you handled the press --
look at you, jon -- at your age -- an american hero!  i'd buy you a drink but i know you'd just turn me down.	Normally, I would.  But today ...
back then -- who wasn't?	Wait a second -- you hated Madonna.  Didn't you?
remember this from our junior prom?  boy, were you ever mad for madonna.	Back then -- who wasn't?
i'm going to the powder room.	Sure, baby -- go anywhere you want.  But I have to give you an escort.  Security reasons.
good.  because i'm fed up.	I'm going to the powder room.
i'll deal with her later.	Good.  Because I'm fed up.
that's what i'd like to know.  she stole fifty dollars from my purse and took off.	I'll deal with her later.
where's jamie?	That's what I'd like to know.  She stole fifty dollars from my purse and took off.
-- yes.	Okay, I have a confession to make.  But you aren't going to like it.
i disagree.  you think i've been acting strange.  like a completely different person.	-- Yes.
nothing.	I disagree.  You think I've been acting strange.  Like a completely different person.
what are you doing?	-- Studying.
yes, jon.  that karl.	I'll have a talk with her. By the way, you never said anything about last night ...
oh, that karl.	Yes, Jon.  That Karl.
great?  he's 17 -- you told her to stay away from him.	Oh, that Karl.
great.	Great?  He's 17 -- you told her to stay away from him.
i think jamie's been seeing karl again.	Great.
okay, if you insist. but -- you drive.	I think Jamie's been seeing Karl again.
the world can wait, jon. you're going.	Okay, if you insist. But -- you drive.
i'm late.  gotta protect and serve the world, y'know.	The world can wait, Jon. You're going.
jon, it's the tenth.  i know how difficult it is for you, but we still have to go.	I'm late.  Gotta protect and serve the world, y'know.
what's on your mind?	Jon, it's the tenth.  I know how difficult it is for you, but we still have to go.
you're wearing your suit --	Call me spontaneous.
so you see, i'm not going anywhere.  unless it's upstairs with you ...	You're wearing your suit --
... that's great.	So you see, I'm not going anywhere.  Unless it's upstairs with you ...
i'm replacing lazarro. nice, safe desk job -- just like you wanted.	... That's great.
-- what?	I'm replacing Lazarro. Nice, safe desk job -- just like you wanted.
can't you see i'm trying to change?  i sent jamie off because i wanted to be alone with you.  i wanted to see the candle-light dance in your beautiful --	-- what?
you always say that -- then you leave.	Can't you see I'm trying to change?  I sent Jamie off because I wanted to be alone with you.  I wanted to see the candle-light dance in your beautiful --
i'm not going anywhere.	You always say that -- then you leave.
isn't that what all this is about?  letting jamie go out, cooking me dinner, -- your next assignment?	I'm not going anywhere.
gone?	Isn't that what all this is about?  Letting Jamie go out, cooking me dinner, -- your next assignment?
so -- how long will you be gone this time?	Gone?
wouldn't be the first time -- or would it?	You wouldn't even sip champagne at our wedding. We were underage -- you wouldn't break the law.  Remember what my brother called you?
i think -- you're trying to get me drunk.	Wouldn't be the first time -- or would it?
they say love is blind. do you think that's true?	I think -- you're trying to get me drunk.
why do i feel like i'm on a blind date?	They say love is blind. Do you think that's true?
hurry up -- the salad's getting warm and the pasta's getting cold.	-- I've got to study.
don't i usually kiss my wife?	No.
what is with you tonight?	Don't I usually kiss my wife?
have fun at work.	What is with you tonight?
jon -- i don't have time to play games.  there're leftovers in the fridge.	Have fun at work.
the hospital?  oh, that's right -- you're a doctor.  ha-ha.	Jon -- I don't have time to play games.  There're leftovers in the fridge.
the hospital.	The hospital?  Oh, that's right -- you're a doctor.  Ha-ha.
it didn't work out as planned. where are you off to?	The hospital.
as much as ever.  nothing.	It didn't work out as planned. Where are you off to?
what do you know about it?	As much as ever.  Nothing.
what happened to your big "assignment"?	What do you know about it?
adelle?	You were supposed to be here half an hour ago...the emergency strategy session? Your trip to Aspen? Theyre all panicked here...
hey santa, where are you? everybodys here.	Adelle?
hello?	Hey Santa, where are you? Everybodys here.
i'll leave from the office tomorrow afternoon.  call the group.  schedule an emergency strategy session for noon.	That'll be a nice little holiday treat.
no?!  you almost married this woman.  aren't you even curious what she wants?	She's probably just having a fit of nostalgia.  You know, lonely Christmas Eve, call the one that got away, that kind of thing.
no...	No?!  You almost married this woman.  Aren't you even curious what she wants?
and look where it's led you...  i'm gonna get her on the phone...	No...
i took the road less traveled, adelle.	And look where it's led you...  I'm gonna get her on the phone...
stop jack, i'm getting all weepy.	I took the road less traveled, Adelle.
god, no.  i thought about it for practically the entire flight...	Stop Jack, I'm getting all weepy.
so you left her?  just like that?	God, no.  I thought about it for practically the entire flight...
she didn't want me to go to london.  we're standing at the airport saying goodbye and she asks me to stay.	So you left her?  Just like that?
excuse me?	She didn't want me to go to London.  We're standing at the airport saying goodbye and she asks me to stay.
almost married.  and almost a junior broker at e.f. hutton...	Excuse me?
you?  married?	Almost married.  And almost a junior broker at E.F. Hutton...
kate reynolds was my girlfriend in college.  i almost married her...	You?  Married?
yeah jack, her assistant...	Kate Reynolds was my girlfriend in college.  I almost married her...
her assistant?	Yeah Jack, her assistant...
her assistant said you could call her at home after eight.	Her assistant?
kate reynolds...	Her assistant said you could call her at home after eight.
ooh, my suits are ready...	Kate Reynolds...
oh, and oxxford called...	Ooh, my suits are ready...
you're a ray of sunshine, jack.	Oh, and Oxxford called...
you too?  this holiday's about giving, adelle.  and i'm giving everything i've got to this deal, so in a way, i'm more christmassy than anyone...  lifesaver?	You're a ray of sunshine, Jack.
no.	So what are we gonna do, Jack?
is this another one of those sun tzu art of war tricks?	No.
but i think i like you better this way...	Is this another one of those Sun Tzu Art of War tricks?
excuse me?	But I think I like you better this way...
whats going on here?	Its not good.  Bob Thomas has secretly been talking to a European drug company. Were not sure which one, Julias on it right now. Word is theyre willing to let him buy a minority stake and keep running the entire company.  The Global people are up in arms.  They say we shouldve been prepared for this.  Were in trouble here, Jack...
jack, are you okay?	Whats going on here?
i dont think youre hearing me.	Oh, Im hearing you, Alan. Thats not the problem. The problem is that what you think is yours, is really mine.  And I dont care how low on the totem pole I start, I will get it back...  So do yourself a favor and dont get too attached to that view because sometime soon, maybe very soon, you and your French country antiques, your chintz sofa, and your little play pen are gonna be moving out of that office.
good for you. why shouldnt you protect whats yours.	I dont think youre hearing me.
...thats our war room. we did seven major deals last year, three of them hostile.	Seven.  Really.
what about me?	You drink about sixteen Diet Cokes a day. Youre an excellent father, but you feel guilty about the time you spend away from home. You drink bourbon, but you offer your clients scotch...
take you, for instance...	What about me?
and i know people.	Im sure you do...
its okay, alan. i get it. im in your shoes, im thinking exactly the same thing...but heres the thing. business is business.  wall street, main street, its all just a bunch of people getting up in the morning, trying to figure out how the hell theyre gonna send their kids to college.  its just people...	And I know people.
im not trying to knock the tire business, jack.	Its okay, Alan. I get it. Im in your shoes, Im thinking exactly the same thing...but heres the thing. Business is business.  Wall Street, Main Street, its all just a bunch of people getting up in the morning, trying to figure out how the hell theyre gonna send their kids to college.  Its just people...
look, i know our paltry little two million in sales is about what you spend on office supplies in a year.  and i know some regional trucking company account is nothing compared to a sixty billion dollar merger...	Im not trying to knock the tire business, Jack.
well, alan, i think were gonna have a banner year. sales are up almost twenty percent in the first quarter and we just landed a major trucking company account.	Really. So youre projecting what, a tad over two million?
we did one point seven million in total revenue...	Uh huh...one point seven. And what do you project for this year?
mind if i ask what kind of sales you did last year? ballpark...	We did one point seven million in total revenue...
uh...we actually get about sixty percent of our business from automotive service.	Mind if I ask what kind of sales you did last year? Ballpark...
uh huh. the retail end, i understand.	Uh...we actually get about sixty percent of our business from automotive service.
thats right. and auto supply...	Uh huh. The retail end, I understand.
a broker? really. and now youre in the tire business?	Thats right. And auto supply...
i was a sales associate, at e.f. hutton.	A broker? Really. And now youre in the tire business?
you have kids, jack?	Uh...actually, yes. Two... good ones.
i can see that, alan.	You have kids, Jack?
please, call me alan. we try to cultivate a casual atmosphere around here...	I can see that, Alan.
mr. mintz.	Please, call me Alan. We try to cultivate a casual atmosphere around here...
why jack?	Because my gift comes with ten zeroes at the end...
i don't want you to be sorry, alan, i want you to be excited.  i want my gift to be the first one you open this year.  you know why?	Why Jack?
you're right, jack.  sorry... jack approaches alan.	I don't want you to be sorry, Alan, I want you to be excited.  I want my gift to be the first one you open this year.  You know why?
you think i like being here on christmas eve, alan?	I don't know.  Maybe...
is that tonight?	You think I like being here on Christmas Eve, Alan?
sorry, jack.  i told dee and the kids i'd be home by dinner.  you know, it being christmas eve and all.	Is that tonight?
fightings a part of it, annie.  you know that, right?	Im not worried, Mom. Hes still learning our ways...
mary janes, mom.  you promised.	Thats right.  Okay, lets make a quick stop at the kids shoe department, pick up my watch from the battery place, then Ill run into the linen store...
were almost done here...	Mary Janes, Mom.  You promised.
mom, dont you think we need to open the presents?	Mommy needs five more minutes in la la land. That could be her present...
youre jumping, sweetheart...	Mom, dont you think we need to open the presents?
rise...and...shine...!	Youre jumping, sweetheart...
is it morning yet?	No, honey. Go back to sleep.
what are you doing?	Ringing my bell...
mary had a little lamb.	Ah. A classic...
very nice. what is it?	Mary Had A Little Lamb.
thats good but...you did forget the anniversary.	Right.  Thats a major oversight...  So if Im Kate...I cant really afford the finer things, my husbands career is a crushing disappointment to me, Im trapped in suburbia...
maybe theres a jewelry store back at the mall. i could get her a pair of earrings or something.	Thats good but...you did forget the anniversary.
mom liked it.	Maybe theres a jewelry store back at the mall. I could get her a pair of earrings or something.
dont you think thats a little gimmicky?	Mom liked it.
one year he had a solar system named after her...	Dont you think thats a little gimmicky?
like what?	One year he had a solar system named after her...
not bad...i shoulda warned you.  dad always does something really special for their anniversary.	Like what?
big eds?  big eds tires?  why...?	Thats where you work.
big eds.	Big Eds?  Big Eds Tires?  Why...?
where do i go now?	Big Eds.
got it.  good tip.	Bye...
try not to be late because kids dont like to be the last one picked up.	Got it.  Good tip.
five thirty.  okay.	Try not to be late because kids dont like to be the last one picked up.
i have winter camp until four, then ballet until five thirty.	Five thirty.  Okay.
this is day care.  its where babies go when their parents are at work.	Check...
you promise not to kidnap me and my brother and implant stuff in our brains?	Sure.
i think i could figure it out.	You promise not to kidnap me and my brother and implant stuff in our brains?
you know how to make chocolate milk?	I think I could figure it out.
on a case by case basis...	You know how to make chocolate milk?
do you like kids?	On a case by case basis...
the aliens...in the mother ship.  you look just like him.	Uhh...thanks...slightly better looking though, right?
who did?	The aliens...In the mother ship.  You look just like him.
they did a pretty good job.	Who did?
wheres my real dad?	I dont know...
this isnt my real life. its just a glimpse...	Wheres my real dad?
you never really talked to me.  i wanted to talk to you, man...	Yeah...I guess I just wanted you to know, we couldve been really good friends...
yes, thats it...yes, we went to high school together.	You never really talked to me.  I wanted to talk to you, man...
of course. jack campbell. i went to high school with you...you played baseball, right?  youre doing well...	Yes, thats it...yes, we went to high school together.
yes...jack campbell...	Of course. Jack Campbell. I went to high school with you...you played baseball, right?  Youre doing well...
wait a second...  jack...jack...	Yes...Jack Campbell...
i never won anything in bowling.	Wait a second...  Jack...Jack...
we bowl together. were bowlers ...we won a championship...were winners.	I never won anything in bowling.
howd you know my name?	We bowl together. Were bowlers ...we won a championship...were winners.
tell me you recognize me, arnie.  please...	Howd you know my name?
i dont care if youre tim allen with your fancy car and all your tools, you still cant park here.	Tell me you recognize me, Arnie.  Please...
its me, jack...	I dont care if youre Tim Allen with your fancy car and all your tools, you still cant park here.
hey, you cant park that thing here.	Its me, Jack...
so jack, its your wifes birthday, got anything to say to her?	Its your birthday? Today?  Whats your name?  Where were you born?
hey, is that really necessary?	All Im saying it there isnt a guy in Union County who wouldnt give his left nut to be married to Kate...
cmon, evelyn thompsons got no class.  she doesnt marry dr. steve, the womans living in a trailer.	Hey, is that really necessary?
screw the rules.  im talking about the choice.	Cmon, Evelyn Thompsons got no class.  She doesnt marry Dr. Steve, the womans living in a trailer.
im telling you, those rules dont apply to me, arn.	Screw the rules.  Im talking about the choice.
look, maybe im not as good a consigliere as you are but you have to trust me on this one.  a little flirtations harmless but youre playing with fire here.  the fidelity bank and trust is a tough creditor.  you make a deposit somewhere else, they close your account forever.	Im telling you, those rules dont apply to me, Arn.
it wouldnt really be cheating...  its complicated.	Look, maybe Im not as good a consigliere as you are but you have to trust me on this one.  A little flirtations harmless but youre playing with fire here.  The Fidelity Bank and Trust is a tough creditor.  You make a deposit somewhere else, they close your account forever.
whoa...whoa...wait a second, jack.  youre not actually gonna cheat on kate?	It wouldnt really be cheating...  Its complicated.
so could you write down her exact address?	Whoa...whoa...wait a second, Jack.  Youre not actually gonna cheat on Kate?
oh yeah...  what is it about you?	So could you write down her exact address?
pretty much.	Oh yeah...  What is it about you?
she said that?	Pretty much.
she wants to have an affair with me.	She said that?
she is relentless.	She wants to have an affair with me.
i just saw evelyn thompson.	She is relentless.
hey jack, youre all flush.  i guess that seventy-one took a lot outta you.	I just saw Evelyn Thompson.
hey, im doing the best i can...  id like to see you hit a squash ball after seventeen beers...	Youre right.  Why am I so competitive!? Compensation, I guess. Look, just focus, Jack. You can still pick up the spare...
wheres your follow through?  wheres your stance?	Hey, Im doing the best I can...  Id like to see you hit a squash ball after seventeen beers...
jesus, jack, this is a league match, for gods sake!	Wheres your follow through?  Wheres your stance?
damn...	Jesus, Jack, this is a league match, for gods sake!
look, you fit the profile exactly.  thirties, house, kids, financial responsibilities.  you start thinking...this isnt the life i dreamt about.  wheres the romance, wheres the joie de vivre?  suddenly, every lingerie ad in the newark star ledger represents a life you cant have...	Its just two kids, right?
you see, its like were in each others heads...	Kates my wife...
its not kate, is it?	You see, its like were in each others heads...
i dont think so.	Its not Kate, is it?
trouble at work?	I dont think so.
is it...?	Trouble at work?
what am i saying?  you dont need to hear that...  all i meant was a lot of people have a hard time dealing with all the forced reverie, thats all.  is that you?	Is it...?
i read somewhere that the suicide rate doubles during the holidays...	What am I saying?  You dont need to hear that...  All I meant was a lot of people have a hard time dealing with all the forced reverie, thats all.  Is that you?
im having kind of a bad day.	I read somewhere that the suicide rate doubles during the holidays...
were friends, arent we?	Maybe I dont say it enough but you moving in next door to me...
i know, i moved the barca-lounger into the corner.  its throwin everybody off.  what do you think?	Great room...
cmon jack...	I mean it.  From what I can tell, were a mom and pop operation, were already over-extended in sales, and any price advantage we could offer would easily be matched by a larger supplier...
got a minute, jack?	Ive got all the time in the world...
look, can i just borrow your car?!  i promise itll be returned!	The Caddy?  Why dont you take your own damn car!
what the hell are you talking about?  whats he talking about?	Look, can I just borrow your car?!  I promise itll be returned!
wheres my car?!  wheres my ferrari!?	What the hell are you talking about?  Whats he talking about?
ive got kids, im going home...	You know what the word glimpse means, J? Its by nature an impermanent thing.
cmon, jack...	Ive got kids, Im going home...
you cant do this. you cant keep coming in and out of peoples lives, messing things up...	Cmon, Jack...
but what do i do?	Look Jack Im late.  Id love to help you out some more but I gotta go handle my business...  Happy trails.
do i look like i live in a bottle?	But what do I do?
whats this, a signal? will you come whenever i ring it?	Do I look like I live in a bottle?
thats it?  thats all i get?!  a glare?!	Look Jack, in my experience the best way people deal with this is to just relax and breathe through it...let it come to you.
figure it out?  figure what out?!	Thats it?  Thats all I get?!  A glare?!
because you got to figure it out for yourself.  are you listening to me?	Figure it out?  Figure what out?!
why not?	Because you got to figure it out for yourself.  Are you listening to me?
do i look like i need your money.  it doesnt work like that and i cant tell you why.	Why not?
look, i just want my life back.  now whats it gonna take?  you wanna talk turkey?  lets talk turkey!  how much money...?	Do I look like I need your money.  It doesnt work like that and I cant tell you why.
as long as it takes to figure it out.  which, in your case, could be considerable.	Look, I just want my life back.  Now whats it gonna take?  You wanna talk turkey?  Lets talk turkey!  How much money...?
how much time?!	As long as it takes to figure it out.  Which, in your case, could be considerable.
figure it out.  you got plenty of time.	How much time?!
i asked you a direct question!  a glimpse of what?!	Figure it out.  You got plenty of time.
look, eventually, everybody gets one...some of em take a couple seconds...  ...some of em take a lot longer...	I asked you a direct question!  A glimpse of what?!
i glimpse?  a glimpse of what!?  what glimpse?! glimpse!	Look, eventually, everybody gets one...some of em take a couple seconds...  ...some of em take a lot longer...
its a glimpse, jacko.	I glimpse?  A glimpse of what!?  What glimpse?! Glimpse!
please.  just tell me whats happening to me. in plain english.  none of that mumbo jumbo...	Its a glimpse, Jacko.
you?  what about me?  im working hard for you here, jack.  on christmas too!  now you did a good thing last night, intervening that way.  i was moved...	Please.  Just tell me whats happening to me. In plain English.  None of that mumbo jumbo...
give me my goddamn life back!	You?  What about me?  Im working hard for you here, Jack.  On Christmas too!  Now you did a good thing last night, intervening that way.  I was moved...
everyone else in that store is a statue, they see their lives passing in front of their eyes, but not you.  youre making a business deal...	Give me my goddamn life back!
you mean because you thought i was cocky im now on a permanent acid trip?!!	Everyone else in that store is a statue, they see their lives passing in front of their eyes, but not you.  Youre making a business deal...
no?  cmon, jack...ive got everything i need, i dont have regrets, thats just not for me... sound familiar?	You mean because you thought I was cocky Im now on a permanent acid trip?!!
brought what on myself?! i didnt do anything!	No?  Cmon, Jack...Ive got everything I need, I dont have regrets, thats just not for me... sound familiar?
look, i dont know what youre getting so worked up about, you did this...you brought this on yourself.	Brought what on myself?! I didnt do anything!
might wanna fasten your seat belt, jack...	What the hell is happening to me?!
what?!	Basically, its my car now.  Get in.
its a callable asset seized in accordance with the acquisition by-laws of your alt-fate contract...	What?!
thats my car!  you stole my car!	Its a callable asset seized in accordance with the acquisition by-laws of your alt-fate contract...
miss me, jack?	Thats my car!  You stole my car!
sure it's about you.  but it's about society, too.	Oh man, I'm gonna enjoy this one... Just remember, Jack, you did this.  You brought this on yourself...
you still think this is about me, don't you?	Sure it's about you.  But it's about society, too.
look, i'm not saying you'd be able to do it without some hard work...	You still think this is about me, don't you?
wow.  it must be great being you.  you got it all.	Look, I'm not saying you'd be able to do it without some hard work...
i've got everything i need.	Wow.  It must be great being you.  You got it all.
you just said everyone needs something.	I've got everything I need.
me?	You just said everyone needs something.
yeah?  what do you need?	Me?
everyone needs something.	Yeah?  What do you need?
oh man, you're serious...  this man thinks i need to be saved!	Everyone needs something.
wait a minute, wait a minute... you're tryin' to save me?	Oh man, you're serious...  This man thinks I need to be saved!
i mean there must be programs out there, opportunities...	Wait a minute, wait a minute... you're tryin' to save me?
yeah, in most cases that'd be true.	I mean there must be programs out there, opportunities...
i'm just saying that you seem like a smart guy.  at a certain point you're gonna do something, and then there's no turning back...	Yeah, in most cases that'd be true.
you want to talk about regrets, you're talking to the wrong person.	I'm just saying that you seem like a smart guy.  At a certain point you're gonna do something, and then there's no turning back...
what do you want to carry that gun around for, anyway? you're just gonna do something you'll regret...	You want to talk about regrets, you're talking to the wrong person.
hey...	What do you want to carry that gun around for, anyway? You're just gonna do something you'll regret...
okay, jack.  nice doing business with you... cash is about to take off...	Hey...
i don't do that.  that's just not for me...	Okay, Jack.  Nice doing business with you... Cash is about to take off...
so you're telling me, you've got a gun to your head and you don't think for one second, what if this, what if that, maybe i shouldn't do this, i shoulda done that.	I don't do that.  That's just not for me...
there's no way i was gonna die in that deli...  let's just say i've been on a lucky streak lately.	A lucky streak, huh?
you know you seem pretty relaxed for a guy who just had a gun pulled on him.	There's no way I was gonna die in that deli...  Let's just say I've been on a lucky streak lately.
i call all you white guys "jack."	You know you seem pretty relaxed for a guy who just had a gun pulled on him.
how'd you know my name was jack?	I call all you white guys "Jack."
like i said, it's a business deal...	Damn, you are the real thing...
look, i'm talking about a business deal here.  i buy the ticket for two hundred, take it to a store where the guy behind the counter...  ...doesn't have a death wish  ...i just made myself a quick thirty eight dollars.	Like I said, it's a business deal...
yes you do...	Look, I'm talking about a business deal here.  I buy the ticket for two hundred, take it to a store where the guy behind the counter...  ...doesn't have a death wish  ...I just made myself a quick thirty eight dollars.
no.	Yes you do...
do you wanna die?!	No.
you first generation, xenophobic, money-theistic, hot pastrami sandwich making...	Get out!
you leave now.  take ticket somewhere else.  next customer in line...!	You first generation, xenophobic, money-theistic, hot pastrami sandwich making...
what!?  look at the ticket...!	Get out, I call 911.
you draw lines with pencil!  i know about this!	What!?  Look at the ticket...!
what're you talkin' about?	You draw lines with pencil!  I know about this!
ticket bad.  you draw in lines with pencil.	What're you talkin' about?
...06...14...18...48...right there.  four numbers...that's two hundred and thirty eight dollar...  merry christmas and shit...	Ticket bad.  You draw in lines with pencil.
it would help me if we were.	Okay, youre right, weve been dancing around this for years...
are we finally being honest?	It would help me if we were.
is there something going on between us?	Are we finally being honest?
are we what, jack?	Is there something going on between us?
are we...?	Are we what, Jack?
need a nurse?	Youre a nurse?
something like that.	Need a nurse?
very funny.  i saw you out there on lane five. what do you have the flu or something?	Something like that.
evelyn, right?	Very funny.  I saw you out there on lane five. What do you have the flu or something?
mushroom puffs arent the only thing i do well...	Well do whatever it is you do well, and just...just do it. Excuse me...
i dont think so, thank you...	Cmon, as soon as I put them down, youre gonna grab a couple...you always do...
finger food...?	I dont think so, thank you...
its lovely...	I thought I saw you notice it at the kids recital.
like the dress...?	Its lovely...
i dont care who you are.  its christmas and like i told you the building is closed.	Maybe youre not hearing me.  I am Jack Campbell...  Right here.  Jack Campbell, President...
look, i dont know whats going on here but i am senior vice president of this company.	I dont care who you are.  Its Christmas and like I told you the building is closed.
mr. mintz?  i dont think so...buildings closed pal.  youll have to come back tomorrow.	Look, I dont know whats going on here but I am Senior Vice President of this company.
frank.  wheres alan mintz?  is he here yet?	Mr. Mintz?  I dont think so...buildings closed pal.  Youll have to come back tomorrow.
whoa, whoa, whoa...hold it right there...	Frank.  Wheres Alan Mintz?  Is he here yet?
merry christmas to you, sir...	Thanks.  To you too...
nice night for it.  i'll have louis send your car home.	Merry Christmas to you, sir...
i'm thinking i might walk tonight, frank.	Nice night for it.  I'll have Louis send your car home.
why dont you let me take this one, kenny?	Okay, chief.
if youre into that kind of conspicuous consumption...	You want me to handle him?  I think Im ready...
kates on two, jack.  nice ride...	If youre into that kind of conspicuous consumption...
here we are, mag wheels...  hey jack, are you sure youre okay?	Well, Im just a little confused right now about why I work here...
i mean sales has always been a feeder for m and a, always...	Here we are, mag wheels...  Hey Jack, are you sure youre okay?
uh huh...	I mean sales has always been a feeder for M and A, always...
thats the kind of thing you can really build on...	Uh huh...
no, i didnt...thats great.	Thats the kind of thing you can really build on...
...i was the number one junior sales associate at e.f. hutton in 1988.  did you know that?	No, I didnt...thats great.
uh...sure jack...  right back there...	Thank you.
do i have a private office somewhere in the building?	Uh...sure Jack...  Right back there...
what are you talking about?  its me, jack campbell.  penthouse c. i put you into commercial paper!	Uh-huh...
sorry, pal.  entrance is for residents and guests only...	What are you talking about?  Its me, Jack Campbell.  Penthouse C. I put you into commercial paper!
about four grand.  and a bottle of twenty five year old scotch from mrs. johnson in 9d.  im putting it all in commercial paper like you said.	Just until the Deutsche Mark turns...
howd you do this year, tony?	About four grand.  And a bottle of twenty five year old scotch from Mrs. Johnson in 9D.  Im putting it all in commercial paper like you said.
merry christmas, mr. campbell.	Howd you do this year, Tony?
dont do this, jack... but he continues...	We have two kids, Annie and Josh...
please. lets just go have a cup of coffee. thats all im asking for. im sure theres another flight to paris tonight.	What do you want from me? You want me to tell you everything that happened was okay?
jack.	Please. Lets just go have a cup of coffee. Thats all Im asking for. Im sure theres another flight to Paris tonight.
dont get on that plane!	Jack.
jesus, jack...	Dont get on that plane!
you cant go!	Jesus, Jack...
no, jack, i never got married. you?	Not exactly...  Can we just take a minute here?  Maybe get a cup of coffee or something...?
youre not married, are you?	No, Jack, I never got married. You?
not with what they pay me...	Youre not married, are you?
so youre not at a non- profit firm?	Not with what they pay me...
thats the one...	So youre not at a non- profit firm?
to paris. paris, france.	Thats the one...
uh huh. to paris. my firm has an office there and im going to be heading it up.	To Paris. Paris, France.
youre moving...	Uh huh. To Paris. My firm has an office there and Im going to be heading it up.
im moving to paris...it was right here...  its a box marked jack.  i put it in the stack for the salvation army...	Paris?
whats going on?	Im moving to Paris...it was right here...  Its a box marked Jack.  I put it in the stack for the Salvation Army...
dont worry about it, jack...	Whats going on?
i'm sorry...	Dont worry about it, Jack...
you look great.	Its good to see you...
jack...god, its been so long...you look...	You look great.
kate...	Jack...God, its been so long...You look...
promise me again...	I promise. Come to bed, honey.
i promise, jack...	Promise me again...
please, just promise me youll do that. you have to promise, kate. because if you dont, then its like it never happened and i dont think i could live with that.	I promise, Jack...
are you okay, jack?	Please, just promise me youll do that. You have to promise, Kate. Because if you dont, then its like it never happened and I dont think I could live with that.
i need you to remember me, kate.  how i am right now, right this very moment.  i need you to put that image in your heart and keep it with you, no matter what happens.	Are you okay, Jack?
youve been jack campbell.  and thats always a good thing...	I need you to remember me, Kate.  How I am right now, right this very moment.  I need you to put that image in your heart and keep it with you, no matter what happens.
but ive done some good things too, havent i?	Youve been Jack Campbell.  And thats always a good thing...
its been interesting, thats for sure.	But Ive done some good things too, havent I?
dont do that...	Look, youre making this into something its not. This isnt a referendum on our lives, Kate. Its a step forward...  Dont you see?  Im talking about us finally having a life other people envy.
i can do that.  i want to do that.  for all of us. i need to do that as a man...  think about it.  no more lousy restaurants, no more clipping coupons, no more shoveling snow...	Then get a goddamn snow blower!
no, this is the center of the universe.  if i were living in roman times, i would live in rome, where else?  today, america is the roman empire and new york is rome itself. john lennon.	Jack.
i cant believe you want to move back into the city.  i thought the reason we left was because we didnt want to raise the kids here?	No, this is the center of the universe.  If I were living in Roman times, I would live in Rome, where else?  Today, America is the Roman Empire and New York is Rome itself. John Lennon.
this is new york city, its like the needy people capital of the world.  those jersey clients of yours arent a tenth as pathetic as the ones you could get here...	I cant believe you want to move back into the city.  I thought the reason we left was because we didnt want to raise the kids here?
jack, what could you possibly be thinking? what about my job?	This is New York City, its like the needy people capital of the world.  Those Jersey clients of yours arent a tenth as pathetic as the ones you could get here...
im talking about the best schools in the country here, kate...	Jack, what could you possibly be thinking? What about my job?
annie goes to a great school.	Im talking about the best schools in the country here, Kate...
i dont think so. this is going to be a better life for all of us, honey.  well put annie and josh in private schools...	Annie goes to a great school.
are you out of your mind?	I dont think so. This is going to be a better life for all of us, honey.  Well put Annie and Josh in private schools...
youre talking to their new vice president of mergers and acquisitions.	What are you talking about, Jack?
a company called p.k. lassiter and associates investment house uses it to attract new executives...	Youre talking to their new Vice President of Mergers and Acquisitions.
a perk for what?	A company called P.K. Lassiter and Associates Investment House uses it to attract new executives...
this place is a perk, kate.	A perk for what?
for the week?	This place is a perk, Kate.
think bigger.	For the week?
so whats the big surprise? you didnt rent this place for the weekend, did you?	Think bigger.
its like a museum.	So whats the big surprise? You didnt rent this place for the weekend, did you?
pretty incredible, isnt it?	Its like a museum.
i could stay here forever...	I dont think Id fight you on that one...
my god, all this time...i never stopped loving you...	Thats all I wanted to hear...
i already told you you were gonna get lucky, jack...	My god, all this time...I never stopped loving you...
youre so...beautiful...	I already told you you were gonna get lucky, Jack...
im out of the doghouse?	Way out...
i dont know how you did it, hoss, but you pulled it off.	Im out of the doghouse?
ill just full yours up to the top.  happy anniversary, sweetheart.	I dont know how you did it, hoss, but you pulled it off.
you know champagne makes me do crazy things.	Ill just full yours up to the top.  Happy anniversary, sweetheart.
good things...	What are you sure about?
imagine having a life where everything was easy...where you asked for things and people just brought them to you...	Its wonderful...
god, sometimes i think it would be so nice not to have to stretch ground beef or maybe drive a car with a cd player...	Imagine having a life where everything was easy...where you asked for things and people just brought them to you...
i guess...some of them are probably faking.	God, sometimes I think it would be so nice not to have to stretch ground beef or maybe drive a car with a CD player...
i mean yes, i help people that need it...	I guess...some of them are probably faking.
your pay check is a disgrace to pay checks.	I mean yes, I help people that need it...
my office is a dump, i answer my own phone...and youve seen my pay check.	Your pay check is a disgrace to pay checks.
thats a big one for me, too.	My office is a dump, I answer my own phone...and youve seen my pay check.
cmon, jack, you think there arent mornings when i wake up and wonder what the hell im doing in new jersey...	Thats a big one for me, too.
but you always seem so certain.	Cmon, Jack, you think there arent mornings when I wake up and wonder what the hell Im doing in New Jersey...
i think its good to be a little unsure about who you are.  its very human.	But you always seem so certain.
and now...?	Now...I dont...
i never used to be like this, kate.  i had it all figured out.  no doubts, no regrets.	And now...?
no.  well, maybe a few things.  but mostly just different...	I never used to be like this, Kate.  I had it all figured out.  No doubts, no regrets.
worse, you mean...	No.  Well, maybe a few things.  But mostly just different...
i used to be so sure about everything, you know?  i knew exactly who i was and what i wanted. then one morning i woke up and suddenly it was all different...	Worse, you mean...
now im worried...just say it.  whatever it is well deal with it.	Are you sure?
i think it may help us but theres a slight chance it could make things worse.	Now Im worried...just say it.  Whatever it is well deal with it.
okay...	I think it may help us but theres a slight chance it could make things worse.
i need to tell you something.	Okay...
you are so not off the hook yet, slick.	But Im gettin close, right?
whats the difference? im taking my baby out for our anniversary, damn the costs...	How do you even know about this place?
jack...can we afford all this?	Whats the difference? Im taking my baby out for our anniversary, damn the costs...
you actually forgot our anniversary.	Ill fix it.  Ill go out right now and get you something.  Ill make it right.
what are you talking about?  you never wait all day.  you can barely wait until its light out.	I know that, but...
heres the thing.  i really hadnt planned on giving you your...uh... anniversary gift until tonight.  you know, anniversarys good all day...	What are you talking about?  You never wait all day.  You can barely wait until its light out.
you really are incredible...	Enjoy it, sweetheart...
zeena...	You really are incredible...
i found it at an outlet store.  i know its a knock-off, but i think itll look great on you...	Zeena...
no, open it...	I found it at an outlet store.  I know its a knock-off, but I think itll look great on you...
maybe i should wait...	No, open it...
jack.	Wait a minute.  Youre my wife?
nice, jack.  youre sweeping me off my feet.	What? You make me hot...
not it...?	Nice, Jack.  Youre sweeping me off my feet.
then say it...just say it to me...!	Oh yeah, youre a bad girl, baby... You make me so hot...Im gonna take you to that special place...
yeah, baby, i know what you like to hear...	Then say it...just say it to me...!
cmon, you know what i like to hear...	Yeah, baby, I know what you like to hear...
what...?	Cmon, you know what I like to hear...
say it, jack...	What...?
thank you...	Its good, right?
i want it...	Thank you...
you want the cake!?	I want it...
cmon.	Sorry, Jack.  Its too important to me.
you mean this chocolate cake?	Thats my piece.  I was saving it because I got nauseated from that store bought chicken.
long, boring, and generally pretty sad. arnie seemed to enjoy it...  hey, wheres that chocolate cake...?	You mean this chocolate cake?
how was the game, honey?	Long, boring, and generally pretty sad. Arnie seemed to enjoy it...  Hey, wheres that chocolate cake...?
if you want to look at it that way...	How would you look at it?
our life in a nutshell...	If you want to look at it that way...
jack, stop that. i'm still mad at you...  ...who knows what wouldve happened if you hadnt stepped in at the store.	Thats why I work for Big Ed?
you had a heart attack?	Jack, stop that. I'm still mad at you...  ...who knows what wouldve happened if you hadnt stepped in at the store.
the trek out to the hospital every day didnt help either...  you were great. surviving the heart attack was one thing...	You had a heart attack?
you cant really raise a kid in an apartment in the village...	The trek out to the hospital every day didnt help either...  You were great. Surviving the heart attack was one thing...
charles street?  in the village?  when we were living in greenwich village...?  great times.  whyd we ever leave?	You cant really raise a kid in an apartment in the Village...
we were young...  remember that little place on charles street we used to go to?	Charles Street?  In the Village?  When we were living in Greenwich Village...?  Great times.  Whyd we ever leave?
no, i love annie.  we had a lot of good times, didnt we?	We were young...  Remember that little place on Charles Street we used to go to?
good, jack.  maybe well keep her.	No, I love Annie.  We had a lot of good times, didnt we?
sure.  i really like annie.	Good, Jack.  Maybe well keep her.
i think it worked out okay, dont you?	Sure.  I really like Annie.
surprise.  were pregnant...  yeah...that mustve been...i mean that was very unexpected.  but what are you gonna do, right?	I think it worked out okay, dont you?
well...annie for one.	Surprise.  Were pregnant...  Yeah...that mustve been...I mean that was very unexpected.  But what are you gonna do, right?
look, im sorry.  im sorry i was such a saint before and im such a prick now.  maybe im just not the same guy i was when we got married...	Maybe youre not.  The Jack Campbell I married wouldnt need a $2400 suit to make himself feel better about his life, but if thats what its gonna take, then buy it. Just buy the goddamn suit ...we can take the money out of the kids college fund.
its sad to hear your life is such a disappointment to you, jack.	I cant believe its not a disappointment to you!  Jesus, Kate, I couldve been a thousand times the man I became.  How could you do this to me?  How could you let me give up on my dreams like this?!
whats in it for me? where are my mary janes?	Its sad to hear your life is such a disappointment to you, Jack.
really.	Whats in it for me? Where are my Mary Janes?
i pick up the kids, walk the dog, which by the way, carries the added bonus of carting away her monstrous crap...i play with the kids, take out the garbage, get six hours of sleep if im lucky, and then it starts all over again...and why is it that i always have to drive everyone everywhere?  i spend practically my entire day in that slow as hell mini-van listening to raffi tapes and trying to figure out how the cup holders work...im sick of it.	Really.
i wake up in the morning covered in dog saliva...i drop the kids off, spend eight hours selling tires retail...retail, kate.	I pick up the kids, walk the dog, which by the way, carries the added bonus of carting away her monstrous crap...I play with the kids, take out the garbage, get six hours of sleep if Im lucky, and then it starts all over again...and why is it that I always have to drive everyone everywhere?  I spend practically my entire day in that slow as hell mini-van listening to Raffi tapes and trying to figure out how the cup holders work...Im sick of it.
excuse me?	I wake up in the morning covered in dog saliva...I drop the kids off, spend eight hours selling tires retail...retail, Kate.
do you have any idea what my life is like?	Excuse me?
no?	Do you have any idea what my life is like?
she got those shoes...	Those shoes were twenty five dollars.  Cmon, take it off.  Well go to the food court and get one of those funnel cakes you like.
$2,400?!  are you out of your mind?	She got those shoes...
its an unbelievable thing.  wearing this suit actually makes me feel like a better person.  im gonna buy it...	$2,400?!  Are you out of your mind?
i mean...wow...off the charts great.	Its an unbelievable thing.  Wearing this suit actually makes me feel like a better person.  Im gonna buy it...
do what?	Look at me like you havent seen me every day for the last twelve years...
how can you do that?	Do what?
i mean back in college, you were a very pretty girl, theres no question about that.  but this...  ...youve really grown into a beautiful woman...	How can you do that?
this is good stuff, jack, keep it coming...	I mean back in college, you were a very pretty girl, theres no question about that.  But this...  ...youve really grown into a beautiful woman...
no, im serious...youre really stunning...	This is good stuff, Jack, keep it coming...
thanks, jack...	No, Im serious...youre really stunning...
its ten thirty, jack. by eleven youre gonna be sprawled out on the bed snoring your head off. we dont have time for wining and dining.	Whatever you say...honey.
shouldnt we grab some dinner first?  maybe a bottle of wine...?	Its ten thirty, Jack. By eleven youre gonna be sprawled out on the bed snoring your head off. We dont have time for wining and dining.
that is the general idea, yes...	Shouldnt we grab some dinner first?  Maybe a bottle of wine...?
wait a second.  you want me, dont you?	That is the general idea, yes...
i thought we had a deal about you watching cnbc in bed.	Im working on a new deal now...
hey!  i was watching that!	I thought we had a deal about you watching CNBC in bed.
well thats just great...those little monkeys can be a real handful...	Hey!  I was watching that!
jack.  i said the kids are asleep...	Well thats just great...those little monkeys can be a real handful...
uh...that babys crying...	And...?
hey!	Uh...that babys crying...
...my feet are hurtin...	HEY!
hello!	...my feet are hurtin...
but its twenty degrees outside...	Youre having a bad day, Ill go with you...actually, theres no way in hell youre gettin me back out there...
fine, shes the kids dog.  lets go wake josh, see if he wants to walk her.	But its twenty degrees outside...
no, shes not.	Fine, shes the kids dog.  Lets go wake Josh, see if he wants to walk her.
shes your dog, jack.	No, shes not.
youre kidding me...	Shes your dog, Jack.
here you go...	Youre kidding me...
jack...	Pro bono.  You dont get paid at all.  Nobody makes a dime.  Well, bravo...
yes, im fine.  its just this god awful football phone!  who has a phone like this anyway?!	Uh huh...
christ...  where the hell is the bathroom?	Funny, Jack.  Im laughing on the inside.
why not?	Because youll be here.
telling my mother she doesnt have to stay with the kids.	Why not?
what are you doing?	Telling my mother she doesnt have to stay with the kids.
you look forward to this party all year.  whats with you today?	Trust me on this Kate.  I really dont think going to a party is the right move for me at the present time.
party?  oh no, i cant go to a party...	You look forward to this party all year.  Whats with you today?
look, we dont have time for this right now, well talk about it later.  now get dressed...  youre not wearing that to the thompsons party. i dont care how hilarious you think it is...	Party?  Oh no, I cant go to a party...
jack...dont even start...	Look, you dont understand.  I woke up here...and this is very strange ...this is not my house...
because thats where i live.	Jack...dont even start...
the city?  new york city?  why?	Because thats where I live.
i was in the city.	The city?  New York City?  Why?
where were you?	I was in the city.
i dont know!  please stop yelling at me!	Where were you?
what kind of man does that!?	I dont know!  Please stop yelling at me!
are you okay?	Yeah...fine.
i can't seem to let go of you...	You hear me complaining about that?
no, youre right.  what are we doing?	We're being responsible.  Go. Get on the plane.
go. im sorry, you should just go...	No, youre right.  What are we doing?
what?	Go. Im sorry, you should just go...
right, for us. but...im afraid that if you get on that plane...	What?
for us, kate.	Right, for us. But...Im afraid that if you get on that plane...
believe me i know what an incredible opportunity this is for you...	For us, Kate.
you mean dont go at all? what about my internship?	Believe me I know what an incredible opportunity this is for you...
dont  go, jack...	You mean dont go at all? What about my internship?
i know weve talked about this a thousand times and we both agree that going to london is the right thing to do. but in my heart... this feels wrong.	Dont  go, Jack...
about the plane? what do you think its gonna crash? dont say that...	I know weve talked about this a thousand times and we both agree that going to London is the right thing to do. But in my heart... this feels wrong.
i have a bad feeling about this.	About the plane? What do you think its gonna crash? Dont say that...
all in one tape?	I also put side two of London Calling on there...
every one of these songs will remind you of me in a slightly different way...	All in one tape?
and sleep you shall. noblesse oblige is not dead.  not yet anyway...come, lets get you some help.  surely there must be a shelter somewhere in this city.	A shelter?!  Im the richest guy in the building...Ive got twice the square footage you have!
thank you, betty.  i know if i can just sleep this off, ill be fine...	And sleep you shall. Noblesse oblige is not dead.  Not yet anyway...Come, lets get you some help.  Surely there must be a shelter somewhere in this city.
no...	Thank you, Betty.  I know if I can just sleep this off, Ill be fine...
its because im shy, betty.  so, when are you going to leave that old corpse mr. peterson and run away with me?	You know you could never satisfy me the way he does...
hello jack.  you dont have to stop singing on my account...	Its because Im shy, Betty.  So, when are you going to leave that old corpse Mr. Peterson and run away with me?
mrs. peterson.	Hello Jack.  You dont have to stop singing on my account...
thats easy. youve seen my car.	Okay...you smoke Hoyo de Monterreys. Youre a scotch man, single malt, not because its trendy but because youve been doing it for forty years, and you stay with what works. You have two great loves in your life, your horses and this company. You wept openly the day the Dow hit ten thousand...
for one thing, you like expensive things.	Thats easy. Youve seen my car.
youre a little tougher, peter.	For one thing, you like expensive things.
he certainly has your number, alan.	Youre a little tougher, Peter.
...were really more of a boutique operation, as you can see...	But youre not interested in boutique dollars...  I get it...
do i know you?	Not exactly. Ive seen you on CNBC.  You look taller in real life...
peter lassiter...	Do I know you?
not by a long shot.	Then leave it in the past. Old flames are like old tax returns.  You keep `em in the file cabinet for three years and then you cut `em loose.
you suddenly having trouble getting dates?	Not by a long shot.
hey peter, lemme ask you a question.  an old girlfriend calls you out of the blue on christmas eve...	You suddenly having trouble getting dates?
where is he?	Aspen.
i need you, tiger..	Where is he?
why are you staring at my breasts, peter?	I need you, tiger..
someone's gonna have to nurse him through this.	Why are you staring at my breasts, Peter?
that'll happen when you're about to spend thirty billion dollars on some aspirin...	Someone's gonna have to nurse him through this.
i just got a call from terry haight.  bob thomas is nervous...	That'll happen when you're about to spend thirty billion dollars on some aspirin...
and god love you for it.	I just got a call from Terry Haight.  Bob Thomas is nervous...
that's because i'm a heartless bastard who only cares about money.	And God love you for it.
peter.  i don't see you rushing home to trim the tree.	That's because I'm a heartless bastard who only cares about money.
hey, my wifes in the kitchen. you got a cigarette?	Im sorry, no...
is there anything i can do for you?	Hey, my wifes in the kitchen. You got a cigarette?
no...im not...	Is there anything I can do for you?
hey, are you okay?	No...Im not...
damn...damn...damn...	Hey, are you okay?
kate? no, theres no one here named kate.  is that good enough for you?	Damn...damn...damn...
is kate here? does kate live here?!	Kate? No, theres no one here named Kate.  Is that good enough for you?
can i help you?	Is Kate here? Does Kate live here?!
okay, ill take them...	You wont regret it...  Tommy!  Set Mr. Conlin up with four B.F. Goodrich G-Force T/As...  ...and give him ten percent off for having the best costume...
for the money, theyre hands down the best radial we carry...	Okay, Ill take them...
merry christmas...	Christmas?  It cant be Christmas...
thats totally see through...	Merry Christmas...
maybe i can try and sneak away some time tomorrow morning...  okay?	If it's something you feel strongly about.
i've got plenty of places to go.	Maybe I can try and sneak away some time tomorrow morning...  Okay?
don't you have anywhere to go?	I've got plenty of places to go.
i'm taking the train...	Don't you have anywhere to go?
jersey?  you know what the traffic's gonna be like?	I'm taking the train...
i have to go to my parents' house out in jersey.  would you like to come?	Jersey?  You know what the traffic's gonna be like?
so we'll get egg nog.	I have to go to my parents' house out in Jersey.  Would you like to come?
it's christmas eve, jack.	So we'll get egg nog.
tonight.	It's Christmas Eve, Jack.
i'd like that, too.	Tonight.
i want to see you again.	I'd like that, too.
thanks.  you're not bad yourself...	I want to see you again.
you are an amazing lover.  you should be giving motivational seminars.	Thanks.  You're not bad yourself...
last night was great...	You are an amazing lover.  You should be giving motivational seminars.
of course i did.	Last night was great...
did you really mean what you said about tuscany?	Of course I did.
i found it!	Congratulations. The La Guardia flights canceled but I got you out of Kennedy on United at nine. Am I good or what?
yes!	I found it!
ill go for a cup of coffee!	Yes!
you didnt seem to mind offering to help me on christmas day when you were unwrapping that prada bag i gave you.	Maybe its by the wardrobe boxes...
hey, kind of giving up christmas day for my ex-boss here.	You didnt seem to mind offering to help me on Christmas day when you were unwrapping that Prada bag I gave you.
hey, kind of under a little pressure here.	Hey, kind of giving up Christmas day for my ex-boss here.
do you want me to look for the box or call the airline?	Hey, kind of under a little pressure here.
i mean...	Tell me.  When you grew up in Brooklyn, how many astronauts did you know?  You went your own way then.  You didn't listen to people.  So why start now...?
i wouldn't know anything about that.	I mean...
you don't know what it's like out there.  walking around like some kind of circus freak.  people staring, whispering --	I wouldn't know anything about that.
"sensual blind chick seeks three-ton, rock-hard he-man for deep spiritual relationship."	This ain't permanent.  My friend Reed's working on a cure...I think.
you know, you could'a run an ad in the personals.	"Sensual blind chick seeks three-ton, rock-hard he-man for deep spiritual relationship."
we're going to have to work on your touch.	I like the sound of that.
those yours too?	My step-dad's.  I'm strictly into stone.  I was wondering when you'd walk by.
no, i mean...i'm a little...dusty...	Those yours too?
relax, it's casual.	No, I mean...I'm a little...dusty...
i'm not really dressed for a party.	Relax, it's casual.
i'm blind, not deaf.  wanna come in?	I'm not really dressed for a party.
how'd you know it was me?	I'm blind, not deaf.  Wanna come in?
such a sad face... you know, sometimes being different isn't a bad thing.	Trust me, this ain't one of those times.
i don't think she's real big on hate.	You wouldn't say that, if you could see me.
ben, i've been crunching the numbers on the machine.  i think if we can rework the power settings...	Forget it, egghead.  I'm good as is.
time for <u>your</u> lesson, vic.  chem 101: what happens when you <u>supercool</u> hot metal...?  ben...	Got it, teach.
glad "nothing" could take you away from your work.	Ben, I don't know if this thing'll change us back or make us worse. I need you to be patient for a little while longe--
we're working as hard as we can --	Yeah.  I can tell.  Victor was right.
oh, you remember my name do you?  you happen to remember what you <u>swore</u> to do with every breath in your body?	We're working as hard as we can --
ben --	Oh, you remember my name do you?  You happen to remember what you <u>swore</u> to do with every breath in your body?
it's about to be a broken face.	This isn't permanent, Johnny.  We need to be careful until we're normal again.
not unless you want that clipboard stretched up your --	O-kay.  We'll skip that question.
ben, i'm afraid i've got to ask --	Not unless you want that clipboard stretched up your --
yeah.  you don't wanna know the details.	Ben, I'm afraid I've got to ask --
okay.  i've uh, got some questions, from sue.  that she thought might be better coming from me... can you, you know, go to the bathroom...like normal...	Yeah.  You don't wanna know the details.
you got a chisel round here?	If we're going to identify the source of the mutation, we need to isolate your recombinant DNA so we can activate positional genomes.
we had a tough year.	Yeah, nine years straight.
ben.  are you okay?	Am <u>I</u> okay?!  You wanna explain that?!
what the --!	Ben.  Are you okay?
are you alright?	I think I need to lie down.  Bad shrimp.
he's smart, powerful, successful --	Well maybe <u>you</u> should date him.
i'm sorry, did that cosmic-bath loosen your screws?	He's smart, powerful, successful --
what?  come on.  she's got a good thing with victor --	I'm sorry, did that cosmic-bath loosen your screws?
reed, i'm not talking about debbie.	What?  Come on.  She's got a good thing with Victor --
yeah, you and debbie and perfect --	Reed, I'm not talking about Debbie.
you go through something like this, makes you appreciate having the right woman in your life.	Yeah, you and Debbie and perfect --
reed.  even <u>you</u> can't compute every little thing.	I should have done more, run more tests --
i don't know.  i just keep going over and over the numbers.	Reed.  Even <u>you</u> can't compute every little thing.
three days.  i was worried about you. how are you feeling?	Solid.
how long was i out?	Three days.  I was worried about you. How are you feeling?
i ain't done arranging your flowers, egghead.	Ben.  This is serious.  <u>Turn around</u>.
the shields on the station should protect us.	<u>Should</u>?
this is your dream, reed.  you should be the one up there.	Victor's better at these things.
he's made a few changes.	This is your dream, Reed.  You should be the one up there.
isn't that <u>your</u> speech?	He's made a few changes.
i had it at four.	This makes five.
five times.	I had it at four.
when have i asked you to do something you absolutely said you could not do?	Five times.
i'm sure he's matured since then.	When have I asked you to do something you absolutely said you could not do?
they crashed it into a wall.  a flight <i>simulator</i>.	I'm sure he's matured since then.
youthful high spirits.	They crashed it into a wall.  A flight <i>simulator</i>.
no.  i cannot take orders from that underwear model.  that wingnut washed out of nasa for sneaking two victoria secret wannabes into a flight simulator.	Youthful high spirits.
external srbs, orbital system engines. its just like the shuttles you flew in --	No.  I cannot take orders from that underwear model.  That wingnut washed out of NASA for sneaking two Victoria Secret wannabes into a flight simulator.
can't do it.  i cannot do it.	External SRBs, orbital system engines. Its just like the shuttles you flew in --
we got what we wanted.  that's <u>enough</u>.	I know, I know.  I'm just worried about what <u>he</u> wants... Speaking of which...
maybe you should think about <u>yourself</u> for once.  you always let this guy push you round --	We got what we wanted.  That's <u>enough</u>.
ben, think about all the people we can help if this works --	Maybe you should think about <u>yourself</u> for once.  You always let this guy push you round --
he <u>knew</u> about nasa.  what if he made the call to shut us down --	Ben, think about all the people we can help if this works --
what about his first born?	Ben, the money's not important.  We could <u>save lives</u>.
i can't take this.	Ben.  This is business.  Just work.
he's financed some of the biggest breakthroughs of this century.	You'd never know it.
this wasn't our first stop, in case you forgot nasa.  and victor's not that bad.  he's just a little...  larger than life.	He's financed some of the biggest breakthroughs of this century.
good thing it ain't workin... reed, what are we doing here?  this guy's fast-food, strip-mall science --	This wasn't our first stop, in case you forgot NASA.  And Victor's not that bad.  He's just a little...  Larger than life.
no more cracks about how i look.	Hey, I'm Mr. Sensitivity now.  Clear the way, wide load coming through.
the machine works.  and vic's gone mister hyde on us --	Really?  With a name like Von <u>Doom</u>? Never saw <u>that</u> one coming.
hey!  that's a <u>prototype</u>!	Go back to the drawing board.
they said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could --	Give me the god damn mirror!
give me a mirror...	They said that's not such a good idea, the shock alone could --
i swear to you they've done everything humanly possible.  the best plastic surgeons in the world, ben.  you had the best --	Give me a mirror...
what's wrong with me?	I swear to you they've done everything humanly possible.  The best plastic surgeons in the world, Ben.  You had the best --
they're fine.  everybody <i>else</i>...is fine.	What's wrong with me?
reed? ... sue?	They're fine.  Everybody <i>else</i>...is fine.
back on earth.  victor's medical facility... we're in quarantine.	Reed? ... Sue?
where...where am i?	Back on Earth.  Victor's medical facility... We're in quarantine.
put your tiny little mind at ease.	Don't you wander off, boy.
let's see: you got victor, stud of the year, more coin than god?  or reed, the world's dumbest smart guy worth less than a postage stamp.  hmmm, it's a toss-up.	Put your tiny little mind at ease.
hey, two hearts got busted last time. maybe she's not over it either.	Let's see: you got Victor, stud of the year, more coin than God?  Or Reed, the world's dumbest smart guy worth less than a postage stamp.  Hmmm, it's a toss-up.
yeah, well, his eyes say different.	Hey, two hearts got busted last time. Maybe she's not over it either.
'course not.  strictly business.	Yeah, well, his eyes say different.
please tell me your dawg's not trying to rekindle things with my sister.	'Course not.  Strictly business.
if you behave, maybe next time daddy'll let you drive.	Keep talking, there won't <u>be</u> a next time.
what the hell you smiling at?  just keep your mouth shut, and your mind on those smbs --	Actually, the engines are SMEs. Hydrogenbase, carbon propellant. Couple generations past your last ride.  I'm not as dumb as you look.
what did you wish for, honey?	I already got it.  Everything I want.
oh my g-g-g.  what did you...do to ben?	Deb, it's me.  It's still me.
baby, you're scaring me.	Oh my G-g-g.  What did you...do to Ben?
don't come any closer for a sec.  this is gonna be kind of a shock... you remember when we said "together forever no matter what"?	Baby, you're scaring me.
ben?	Don't come any closer for a sec.  This is gonna be kind of a shock... You remember when we said "together forever no matter what"?
deb... it's me.  i need you to step out front.	Out front?  You home, baby?  I got a surprise for you.
soon as i'm back, i'm gonna trade that in for a bigger rock.	I don't care about rocks, I care about <u>you</u>.  You bring him back in one piece, or you can forget being Best Man.
just get back soon, or i start looking for a new groom.	Soon as I'm back, I'm gonna trade that in for a bigger rock.
i'll be watching over you.	Just get back soon, or I start looking for a new groom.
he couldn't generate enough power for the machine to reach critical mass. yet another mistake for "mr. fantastic."	And you can?  Power it up?
he <u>also</u> said we'd avoid that storm in space.  and we know how that turned out.	He couldn't generate enough power for the machine to reach critical mass. Yet another mistake for "Mr. Fantastic."
reed said it'd be weeks till --	He <u>also</u> said we'd avoid that storm in space.  And we know how that turned out.
to help you.  i've run every test known to man.  and they all yield the same result: <u>the machine is ready</u>.	Reed said it'd be weeks till --
what do you want, vic?	To help you.  I've run every test known to man.  And they all yield the same result: <u>the machine is ready</u>.
what is this?  where's reed?	Where do you <u>think</u>?  With <u>Sue</u>.
ben, come in.	What is this?  Where's Reed?
about me?  how sweet.	Come on.  Let me buy you something to eat.  Looks like you could use the company.
i'm worried about you.	About me?  How sweet.
what are <u>you</u> doing here?	I'm worried about you.
<u>where is reed</u>?	Victor must've taken him.
it's easy for you to be patient.	No, it's not.  I thought I was done waiting for Reed... We're all in this together now, Ben.
just give reed a little more time. you know how he works -- analyzing every little step before he takes one --	It's easy for you to be patient.
it's not him.  it's <u>them</u>.  i can't live like this.	Just give Reed a little more time. You know how he works -- analyzing every little step before he takes one --
he didn't mean it.  you know johnny. he's always been a hothead --	It's not him.  It's <u>them</u>.  I can't live like this.
oh, he did.	<u>What</u> did he do to the uniform?!
he didn't.	Oh, he did.
the suit will stretch.  you should try it --	I wouldn't be caught dead in that.
you look like an eighties rock band.	The suit will stretch.  You should try it --
we need to give you a physical, so we know what got zapped.	Well why didn't you say so?  You want me to lift some weights or something?
i can only stay for one drink, ben. i've got to meet with victor.	Wouldn't want to keep Vic waiting.
we can monitor the cloud's approach and observe the tests from here.	Is it safe?
i can handle the ship.  i can even handle mr. blonde ambition.  but i don't know if i should be flying or playing vegas in these suits.  who the hell came up with them?	Victor did.
way to not overthink it.  so when do we leave?	I'll schedule the launch.  Call me in the morning to talk about resources and crew.
but...this disease...is progressive... degenerative...	That's terrible news...
what?	The Center for Disease Control.  If this thing is contagious --
i wish i could tell you.  i can't pretend to know what we're dealing with here.  i'll notify the cdc and --	What?
what do you mean "complete"?	I wish I could tell you.  I can't pretend to know what we're dealing with here.  I'll notify the CDC and --
at this rate, the infection should be complete in two, maybe three weeks --	What do you mean "complete"?
like the shields reed said would protect us.  how long?	At this rate, the infection should be complete in two, maybe three weeks --
i don't really know.  a compound organic-metallic alloy.  stronger than titanium or carbon steel.  harder than diamonds --	Like the shields Reed said would protect us.  How long?
and they're changing into...	I don't really know.  A compound organic-metallic alloy.  Stronger than titanium or carbon steel.  Harder than diamonds --
your tissue, your organs, your entire biophysical structure is changing. every system is still functioning, somehow --	And they're changing into...
but all these people...	<u>Now</u>.
johnny.  supernova.	But all these people...
act.  here we go again.  reed, what if we got these gifts for a <u>reason</u>?  what if we have some, you know...like, calling?	A higher calling like getting girls and making money?
you need to control yourself and <u>think</u> before you --	Act.  Here we go again.  Reed, what if we got these gifts for a <u>reason</u>?  What if we have some, you know...like, calling?
that's what i'm trying to calculate. and it's not rubber.  it's muscle, tendon.  i seem to have the ability to manipulate the malleability of my molecular structure and redistribute my density to --	Right, whatever, have fun.
he's right.  these costumes are... missing something.  i can't put my finger on it --	They're not costumes.
what?  no.  i'm trying to figure out why we each ended up with different symptoms.	Oh, well that's easy: I'm hot. You're...well, you're a little limp. Sue's easy to see through.  And Ben's always been a hardass.  Why aren't you writing this down?
what are you trying to say?  just because i dress well and like to dance --	What?  No.  I'm trying to figure out why we each ended up with different symptoms.
is there something about flames? about flaming, that you --	What are you trying to say?  Just because I dress well and like to dance --
not only could you kill yourself, but you could set fire to earth's atmosphere and destroy all human life as we know it.	Gotcha.  Okay.  Supernova bad.
back it down, johnny!	I can go hotter!
this place is deluxe.  you got cable?	...and figure out how to reverse them. Let me show you to your rooms.
we should stay here until we can define the extent of our changes...	This place is deluxe.  You got cable?
twenty?  from outside the place looks a lot taller.	Oh, it is.
ben grimm is a genuine american hero who's been through a terrible orde--	What he's trying to say is: every team needs a mascot...
this is wrong in so many ways.	You've been working out.
oh, you dawg you.  better not be my nurse!	Ben, are you there?
the cloud has fundamentally altered our dna.	Cool.  What'd it do to you guys?
now what is up with <i>that</i>?	The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.
he's not responsive --	Ben!  Ben!
victor's right.  johnny, get to the command center.  close the shields.	What about you?
not this again --	No: You're <u>ON FIRE</u>!
you're on fire!	Not this again --
last one down springs for room service.	You're on fire!
i though we went over this.	Last one down springs for room service.
stay right.  left is trouble.	I though we went over this.
me like-y.	Stay right.  Left is trouble.
my shift ends at four, but i couldn't --	Meet me at 4:01, top of the run. That'll give you a minute to freshen up.
i've never felt better in my life. when do you get off work?	My shift ends at four, but I couldn't --
i mean, you feel a little feverish.	I've never felt better in my life. When do you get off work?
so are you!	I mean, you feel a little feverish.
you're hot!	So are you!
and where do we think we're going?	I don't know if "we've" noticed, but the sickest runs this side of the Alps are <i>right outside that window</i> --
sis.  let <u>me</u> take care of <u>you</u> for once.	But Johnny...you <u>can't fly</u>.
what are you doing --	Sis.  Let <u>me</u> take care of <u>you</u> for once.
i'm sorry, sis, for leaving you guys --	No, <u>I'm</u> sorry, for pushing you out.
look around, sis!  <u>she's not here</u>.  so you can stop talking to me like i'm your little boy --	As soon as you stop <u>acting</u> like one. Come on, you're <u>smarter</u> than this. You think those people out there <u>care</u> about you?  You're just a <u>fad</u> to them.
johnny, slow down.  <u>think</u>.  you know mom didn't raise us to --	Look around, sis!  <u>She's not here</u>.  So you can stop talking to me like I'm your little boy --
at least it beats living in a lab like somebody's science project.	Johnny, slow down.  <u>Think</u>.  You know mom didn't raise us to --
is that what you call it?  "<i>real</i>"?	At least it beats living in a lab like somebody's science project.
yeah, for the last time, i hope.  i'm done with this freak show.  i'm moving back to the real world.	Is that what you call it?  "<i>Real</i>"?
johnny?  did you see ben?	Yeah, for the last time, I hope.  I'm done with this freak show.  I'm moving back to the real world.
you two need a time-out.	Blockhead started it!
you're gonna pay for that, pebbles.  what?!	You gave us <u>names</u>?  What are you, the "face" of the Fantastic Four now?
i'm driving.	Dude.  That's my sister.
uh, we call my sister the invisible girl...the invisible girl.	<u>Girl</u>...?!
sweet.	That's the temperature of the <u>sun</u>.
you were at 4000 kelvin.  any hotter, you're approaching supernova --	Sweet.
you're really cramping my style here.	You were at 4000 Kelvin.  Any hotter, you're approaching supernova --
grow up, johnny.  you want to run around <u>on fire</u> for the rest of your life?	Is that a trick question?  C'mon, I can't be the only one who thinks this is cool.
wait.  you mean there's chance we could be full-on-24-7-fantastic?	Grow up, Johnny.  You want to run around <u>on fire</u> for the rest of your life?
what is that <i>thing</i>?	I think that thing is Ben.
stop it.	Okay, "mom."
johnny.	Stop it.
flame on, flame off.  flame on, flame off --	Johnny.
apparently i can disappear.	<u>Please</u> tell me you go silent too.
the synthetics act as a second skin, adapting to your individual needs to --	Keep the hot side hot, and the cool side cool!
front page?	Top left, like you asked.  Today Wall Street.  Tomorrow, who knows...maybe Washington.
yes sir.  you've got the mayor at eight, then a nine-thirty interview with the journal --	Front page?
make sure you find ben, bring him back here.  and keep it quiet.  i don't need this to hit the press.	Yes sir.  You've got the Mayor at eight, then a nine-thirty interview with the Journal --
sir, i've always wondered... why <u>sue</u>? you could have any woman in the world but --	<u>That's</u> why.  Because I could have any <u>other</u> woman... You know, when they asked Caesar "why England," he said, "because it's not <u>mine</u>."
later.  first, i've got some unfinished business.  a deal that needs closing...	Sir, I've always wondered... Why <u>Sue</u>? You could have any woman in the world but --
you know, maybe you should get some rest --	Later.  First, I've got some unfinished business.  A deal that needs closing...
and that's a <u>good</u> thing?	You know, maybe you should get some rest --
actually, uh, people seem to think the scar "humanizes" you.	And that's a <u>good</u> thing?
get me on the am shows, larry king, cover of the journal...  i've <u>got to</u> do something about this scar.  make sure they only shoot my right side.	Actually, uh, people seem to think the scar "humanizes" you.
sir, i'm sure he wouldn't put himself --	Get me on the AM shows, Larry King, cover of the Journal...  I've <u>got to</u> do something about this scar.  Make sure they only shoot my right side.
reed's disaster.  you know, i half- think he did this to me on purpose.	Sir, I'm sure he wouldn't put himself --
stable.  we're looking at low twenties.  it's a good number, considering the fallout from --	Reed's disaster.  You know, I half- think he did this to me on purpose.
how's the ipo?	Stable.  We're looking at low twenties.  It's a good number, considering the fallout from --
leonard, how's the feed?	Recording, sir.  We see you perfectly.
then what is it?	History, Leonard.  <u>History</u>. Everything else is conversation...  How's the other matter?
it's not just the money.  i could make money in my sleep.	Then what is it?
our numbers are through the roof.  the ipo's tracking at fifty, sixty a share.  the bank's five times oversubscribed --	It's not just the money.  I could make money in my sleep.
showtime.	Our numbers are through the roof.  The IPO's tracking at fifty, sixty a share.  The bank's five times oversubscribed --
they're ready for you, sir.	Showtime.
and if he's not...?	Reed's <u>always</u> right.  Good thing he doesn't always know what he's got...
if reed's right, then this little trip will double our stock offering.	And if he's not...?
but i'm not done with the machine --	Which is precisely the <u>point</u>. Analysis is over.  It's time for <u>action</u>.  My men could have mass- produced this by now.
what i <u>should</u> have done a long time ago.  applications and patents, reed. this all belongs to me.	But I'm not done with the machine --
what are you doing here?	What I <u>should</u> have done a long time ago.  Applications and patents, Reed. This all belongs to me.
victor, if we could understand what happened to us --	I don't want to <u>understand</u> it.  This isn't one of your science projects.  I just want to <u>fix</u> it.  <u>Fast</u>!
<u>abort</u>?  reed, i put my company, my name, billions of dollars on the line, and i will <u>not</u> let you make me look like a fool --	Victor, if we could understand what happened to us --
<u>i</u> ruined?  with all due respect, i told you to abort --	<u>Abort</u>?  Reed, I put my company, my name, billions of dollars on the line, and I will <u>not</u> let you make me look like a fool --
didn't go as <u>planned</u>?  it was a <u>catastrophe</u>.  you ruined the lives of four people --	<u>I</u> ruined?  With all due respect, I told you to abort --
i'm starting to wonder the same thing... how much do you know about what happened to you?	Not much.  We need to run tests to see the extent of the damage.
<u>ben</u> did this?	He's had some kind of...reaction to exposure from the cloud.  And he's not the only one.
ben did this.	<u>Ben</u> did this?
just a little banged up.  a couple scrapes.  why?	Ben did this.
not until ben is back inside!	It's too late for him, and soon it'll be too late for all of us.
come on, ben, come on...	Reed, we're running out of time.
ben's still out there --	So reel him in.  But we came here to do a <u>job</u>.  So let's do it.  <u>Quickly</u>.
get a grip.  reed.  we didn't come all this way to lose our nerve at the first little glitch.  just close the shields...	Ben's still out there --
we've got <u>minutes</u> until it hits, not hours...victor, that storm's <u>deadly</u> -- the radiation's lethal.  we need to abort.	Get a grip.  Reed.  We didn't come all this way to lose our nerve at the first little glitch.  Just close the shields...
got it.  so take a walk, ben...i'm going to borrow susan for a second.	Sure.
funny how things turn out, isn't it?	Hilarious.
you back this mission, and i'll sign over a fair percentage of any applications or --	The number's <u>seventy-five</u>.  And it's applications <u>and</u> patents.
this isn't going to be a problem, is it?	Not at all.
but dreams don't pay the bills, do they?  same old reed, the hopeless optimist. still reaching for the stars, with the world on your back.	You remember in school we talked about working together.  That's what I was about to explain...
i found a broken gasket, from space --	A <u>gasket</u>?  Reed, we're at a party.
sue, i need some of that anger, rage, frustration --	I'm sure I can come up with something.
the power...i need...more power...to control...the storm --	You <u>need</u> a doctor.
reed, stop, you need to rest your --	The power...I need...more power...to control...the storm --
i can...make it work.	Reed, stop, you need to rest your --
why didn't you say something?	That would have kinda defeated the purpose.  And Reed...  I'm saying it now.
when i walked out, i waited <u>ten</u> <u>minutes</u> outside your door.  ten. waiting for you to come find me.	Why didn't you say something?
i did.  i did, reed...but i wanted <u>you</u> to be that man.	When I walked out, I waited <u>ten</u> <u>minutes</u> outside your door.  Ten. Waiting for you to come find me.
you always talked about how you liked the kind of man who could approach you...speak his mind.  one who wasn't afraid to tell you what he wanted.	I did.  I did, Reed...but I wanted <u>you</u> to be that man.
you know, i bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep it open late?	I gave him twenty.
of course i was.  i'd read all your papers on bioethics.  some of them two times just so i'd have something to say to you.	You know, I bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep it open late?
you <u>were</u>?	Of course I was.  I'd read all your papers on bioethics.  Some of them two times just so I'd have something to say to you.
remember our first date here...?  god, i was so nervous.	You <u>were</u>?
reed.  shh.  just be quiet.  and look up.	Remember our first date here...?  God, I was so nervous.
i could get ben to tap into the baxter's main power to generate enough voltage --	Reed.  Shh.  Just be quiet.  And look up.
every variable but <u>yourself</u>.  you don't eat, sleep.  you can't live in your head like --	<u>I'm</u> not the only one in there.  I got you, Vic, Ben, Johnny, all rattling around in there.
which is why i'm working <u>twenty</u> hours a day, checking every variable --	Every variable but <u>yourself</u>.  You don't eat, sleep.  You can't live in your head like --
better than your <u>life</u>.  victor's not the one who has to get into that thing.  <u>we</u> are.	Which is why I'm working <u>twenty</u> hours a day, checking every variable --
he was going to take away all my data, equipment --	Better than your <u>life</u>.  Victor's not the one who has to get into that thing.  <u>We</u> are.
don't let victor push you into making a mistake --	He was going to take away all my data, equipment --
reed.  how close are we to a cure?	No way to know.  Without more tests, experiments.
and you sure you can control this thing?  last time didn't work out so well.	With the right energy, we can stabilize the storm.  Maybe tie into the city grid...
of course.  of course.	And you sure you can control this thing?  Last time didn't work out so well.
but <u>we're</u> the focus, right reed? <u>reed</u>...?	Of course.  Of course.
curing countless diseases, not just ours.	But <u>we're</u> the focus, right Reed? <u>Reed</u>...?
and reverse the mutations --	Curing countless diseases, not just ours.
if we can build a machine to re-create the storm, we can reverse the polarity --	And reverse the mutations --
the plants, from space.  their particles are still charged.  with the right amount of energy, those ions could <u>create</u> the elemental profile of the cosmic storm.	If we can build a machine to re-create the storm, we can reverse the polarity --
what are you doing?	The plants, from space.  Their particles are still charged.  With the right amount of energy, those ions could <u>create</u> the elemental profile of the cosmic storm.
there were a lot of variables to consider --	No.  There weren't.  There was <u>you</u>. And <u>me</u>.  No variables, no math.  It was actually the simplest thing in the world.  But your head got in the way... like it always does.
i just wanted to share an apartment. what was so complicated about that?	There were a lot of variables to consider --
i think it was a little more complicated than --	I just wanted to share an apartment. What was so complicated about that?
reed.  i was ready for the next step, you weren't, ergo, i walked.	I think it was a little more complicated than --
no, i distinctly remember: <u>you</u> walked out <u>my</u> door.  ergo...	Reed.  I was ready for the next step, you weren't, ergo, I walked.
are you kidding?	No, I distinctly remember: <u>you</u> walked out <u>my</u> door.  Ergo...
i mean, <u>you</u> broke up with <u>me</u>, right?	Are you kidding?
what in the world would give me that idea?	I mean, <u>you</u> broke up with <u>me</u>, right?
i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i didn't mean to do that... you must think that was some kind of latent hostility or --	What in the world would give me that idea?
okay.  is there any way to duplicate that feeling?  some memory or...	I'm sure I can come up with something.
anger.  rage.  frustration.	Okay.  Is there any way to duplicate that feeling?  Some memory or...
i'm saying, if you had a little more self control, you could locate the trigger.  can you remember the exact emotions when --	Anger.  Rage.  Frustration.
excuse me?	I'm saying, if you had a little more self control, you could locate the trigger.  Can you remember the exact emotions when --
you should be able to bend light around other objects, even people, if you could control your emotional state better --	Excuse me?
it's not "invisibility" per se. you're bending the light around you with some kind of malleable force field.  that's what you projected on the bridge.	What about you?  You haven't eaten in days.  How come you're never on this side of the microscope?
that's what we're here to find out.	If it happened to him, then it could...
how come ben can't turn it on and off like us?	That's what we're here to find out.
sue.  your clothes.  lose them.	What...?  <u>Oh</u>.
what?	We need to get past them.
it has to be the cloud.  it's fundamentally altered our dna.	Let's not jump to conclusions, we need a <i>massive amount of evidence</i> before making that leap.
what?  what do you mean you --	Sue...<i>look at your hands</i>.
uh, sue...?  i <u>can't</u>.	What?  What do you mean you --
for science.	You are such a dork, Reed... You never got it and never will unless it's explained to you in quantum physics.
passion.	For science.
which was?	Passion.
i can tell you guys are enjoying what was the best part of our relationship --	Which was?
you're <u>happy</u> for me and victor.	I can tell you guys are enjoying what was the best part of our relationship --
that's good.  that's uh...good.	You always had a way with words.  I should be getting back.
yes, thanks.	That's good.  That's uh...good.
feeling better?	Yes, thanks.
material made from self-regulating unstable molecules.  i've been working on a formula for this.	Great minds think alike.
as far as crew, i was hoping ben could pilot the mission --	Well, he's welcome to ride shotgun, but we already have a pilot on our payroll.  You remember my brother Johnny...
it's been changed.	As far as crew, I was hoping Ben could pilot the mission --
i, uh, think i remember the number.	It's been changed.
well, uh, based on our history...you can handle the biogenetics, and i'll focus on the molecular physics.  or, uhm, maybe i should take the biotech, you work the microscopes, since you have some background in electropho--	Right.  That's exactly what I meant.
i was talking about us.  working together.	Well, uh, based on our history...you can handle the biogenetics, and I'll focus on the molecular physics.  Or, uhm, maybe I should take the biotech, you work the microscopes, since you have some background in electropho--
those solar winds are flaring, but i factored them into my coordinates and --	I was talking about us.  Working together.
you're, you've, i mean, how have you bee--	Never better.
oh, i think you already have.	Victor, we <u>can't do anything</u> until the research is ready.
please don't make this personal --	Oh, I think you already have.
then why is reed dragging his feet? maybe he <u>likes</u> having his prize specimen under glass...  it's ironic, isn't it?  you're finally the perfect woman for him...because you're his <u>science project</u>.	Please don't make this personal --
if these molecules aren't stable, they could make us <u>worse</u>, maybe even kill us.	Then why is Reed dragging his feet? Maybe he <u>likes</u> having his prize specimen under glass...  It's ironic, isn't it?  You're finally the perfect woman for him...because you're his <u>science project</u>.
same old reed.  all analysis, no action.  wasn't that the problem with you two?	If these molecules aren't stable, they could make us <u>worse</u>, maybe even kill us.
he's working round the clock.  but the data needs to be tested, analyzed before --	Same old Reed.  All analysis, no action.  Wasn't that the problem with you two?
victor, wait, slow down a second.  i want you to know i appreciate everything you've done for me, but i just don't --	Susan.  What are you doing?
it is.  there's something we need to talk about.  something i need to ask you...	Victor, wait, slow down a second.  I want you to know I appreciate everything you've done for me, but I just don't --
you said it was urgent.	It is.  There's something we need to talk about.  Something I need to ask you...
i'm sorry i didn't get a chance to --	Please, no apologies.  I've arranged for your things to be moved to one of my condos.  You'll have round-the clock care.
i told you, i'm fine.  it's <u>you</u> i'm worried about.	I'm sorry I didn't get a chance to --
victor, your scar --	I told you, I'm fine.  It's <u>you</u> I'm worried about.
victor, i'm sorry i --	Just <u>find</u> him.
what's going on?	Victor, are you feeling alright?
raising the shields.	You can't leave them out there.
what are you doing?	Raising the shields.
uh, victor, i hope i haven't done something to make you think...	Sue, I've lived my life unafraid of taking big steps.  And this is the biggest step yet.  If it helps, think of this as a <u>promotion</u>.  A merger of sorts...  Four little words that can change our lives...
right, of course, the company... but you see, i've come to realize all the accomplishments in the world mean nothing without someone to share them with --	Uh, Victor, I hope I haven't done something to make you think...
it's been a good two years, victor... the company's accomplished so much.	Right, of course, the company... But you see, I've come to realize all the accomplishments in the world mean nothing without someone to share them with --
i understand the <i>business</i> reasons.	Well, when you're looking at your future, it never hurts to find closure about the past.
surprised i agreed to reed's proposal?	I understand the <i>business</i> reasons.
it's just business.	I think you both know my Director of Genetic Research, Susan Storm.
for your sake i hope you're right. i'm sorry if that sounds a little skeptical.	Skeptical...?
reed's gonna fix me up --	For your sake I hope you're right. I'm sorry if that sounds a little skeptical.
i'm just saying, i know what it's like to lose something you love.  to see it slip away, and know it's never coming back.	Reed's gonna fix me up --
if you're trying to cheer me up you're doing a helluva job --	I'm just saying, I know what it's like to lose something you love.  To see it slip away, and know it's never coming back.
i know it can't be easy.  life hasn't changed that much for reed, sue and johnny.  at least they can go out in public.  but for you?  people staring. whispering behind your back...	If you're trying to cheer me up you're doing a helluva job --
'scuse me.	I know it can't be easy.  Life hasn't changed that much for Reed, Sue and Johnny.  At least they can go out in public.  But for you?  People staring. Whispering behind your back...
i'd hold that off awhile.	Well, how about hypnosis? That can't hurt him!
now how soon can we try sodium pentathol?	I'd hold that off awhile.
if i were in their place and i'd run out of time, i'd abandon the ship before i grew to dangerous size... and use the few extra minutes to get out the quickest way possible, on my own...	Along the Optic Nerve to the Eye.
what're you getting at?	If I were in their place and I'd run out of time, I'd abandon the ship before I grew to dangerous size... and use the few extra minutes to get out the quickest way possible, on my own...
that blip we're picking up might only be the radio-active particle. the proteus may already be destroyed...	What're you getting at?
what is it?	That blip we're picking up might only be the radio-active particle. The Proteus may already be destroyed...
time's up... we'll have to take them out immediately.	It means killing Benes...  And for all we know, they may have completed the operation!  Damn it to hell!
i told you to cut down on the sugar.	I can't help it. I'm just weak, I guess.
it'll be close -- but there's still a margin of safety.	Let's find what the devil's holding them up!  Contact the Proteus!
another delay... with only forty-two minutes left.	It'll be close -- but there's still a margin of safety.
they're in the pulmonary artery.	They'll make up some time, once they get through that and reach the Pleural Cavity.  Respiration Post...
<cardiac red alert> we're stopping the heart.	Message to Proteus.
what are the problems in stopping the heart?	Nothing -- compared to starting it up again.
that would give us only three seconds to revive him...	What are the problems in stopping the Heart?
at topspeed...and adjusting distance for degree of miniaturization --  the sub should get through the heart in fifty-seven seconds.	That would give us only three seconds to revive him...
in his comatose state...and everything slowed down...no more than sixty seconds.	At topspeed...and adjusting distance for Degree of Miniaturization --  The sub should get through the Heart in fifty-seven seconds.
i know that. but what's the maximum?	In his comatose state...and everything slowed down...no more than sixty seconds.
the less time, the better.	I know that. But what's the maximum?
doctor...without killing him -- how long could we stop his heart?	The less time, the better.
but it's hopeless! they can't go back and they can't go on. i tell you there's nothing else we can do but remove them!	Not until the very last second. We must think of something... Something to save the situation.
we still have fifty-one minutes. leave them in.	But it's hopeless! They can't go back and they can't go on. I tell you there's nothing else we can do but remove them!
no...	We still have fifty-one minutes. Leave them in.
but we have no choice! we've got, to take them out!	No...
that can't be -- there's no direct connection between the two --	Normally not. Unless it's an Arterio-Venous Fistula --
they've crossed over into the jugular vein!	That can't be -- there's no direct connection between the two --
okay to proceed.	Phase Two.
where do we stand?	Medical's ready.
benes' natural defenses. white corpuscles -- antibodies. once you begin to grow -- and become a menace to the body -- you'll trigger them off... michaels with all the unknown factors in the body, i still say risking five lives for one is something we should reconsider --	We understand your concern, but we've made our decision, Doctor. Any questions? Anybody?
grant's uniquely qualified for this mission. he's a communications expert and was a frogman during the war. besides, he brought benes into this country, and the fewer people who know about him, the better. at any rate, you'll find grant invaluable, should anything go wrong once you're under way.  okay, don.	Here's the overall Target Area...
yes, we'd like to get moving.	Why don't you go on. We'll meet you at the Clearance Desk in a few minutes.
can't remember?... what do you mean?	He's blanked out on that one particular point.
oh yes, great. the only problem is, he can't remember what he came to tell us.	Can't remember?... What do you mean?
yes?	Where can I get a cab back to town?
just one, general...	Yes?
there'll be a team of surgeons standing by. we're prepared to remove you immediately, should anything go wrong. in any event, you must be out within sixty minutes. after that, you'll be in danger of attack.	Attack? Who -- or should I say what from?
this is dr. duval, our head surgeon.	Oh yes, I've heard of you, Doctor.
it's only for an hour --	Not even for a minute! General Carter, sir, I'd like you to reconsider your choice. I'm just not the right man for a mission of this kind.
but i don't want to be miniaturized -- !	It's only for an hour --
grant, our miniaturizer can shrink anything.	But I don't want to be Miniaturized -- !
wait a minute! they can't shrink <me>!	Grant, our Miniaturizer can shrink anything.
as part of the crew.	Wait a minute! They can't shrink <me>!
you mean <i'm> going along?	As part of the Crew.
well, the only way to reach that clot is from inside the brain. so we've decided to put a surgical team and a crew into a submarine -- reduce it way down in size, and inject it into an artery --	You mean <I'm> going along?
trip? where to?	Well, the only way to reach that clot is from inside the Brain. So we've decided to put a Surgical Team and a Crew into a submarine -- reduce it way down in size, and inject it into an Artery --
and take a little trip with them...	Trip? Where to?
they're bound to try again. no wonder they want me to stand by during the operation.	And take a little trip with them...
that's right. he wanted us to have the secret, and not them. which is why they tried to kill him.	They're bound to try again. No wonder they want me to stand by during the operation.
i assume benes knows how to control it.	That's right. He wanted us to have the secret, and not them. Which is why they tried to kill him.
they have...  but we've both got the same problem -- lack or control. we can only keep things miniaturized for exactly sixty minutes. arter that, everything starts growing back to its original size.	I assume Benes knows how to control it.
if the other side ever gets hold of a thing like that...	They have...  But we've both got the same problem -- lack or control. We can only keep things Miniaturized for exactly sixty minutes. Arter that, everything starts growing back to its original size.
we can shrink an army -- with all its equipment -- and put it in a bottle cap. that's why we call it <combined miniature deterrent forces>.	If the Other Side ever gets hold of a thing like that...
general, i've heard some wild ones. but this takes it.	We can shrink an Army -- with all its equipment -- and put it in a bottle cap. That's why we call it <Combined Miniature Deterrent Forces>.
<combined miniature deterrent forces>.	Say that again?
i don't mean to be inquisitive. but this <cmdf> -- for all i know it could stand for <consolidated mobilization of female delinquents>?	<Combined Miniature Deterrent Forces>.
no question of her loyalty.	I don't mean to be inquisitive. But this <CMDF> -- for all I know it could stand for <Consolidated Mobilization of Female Delinquents>?
his technician okay? in addition to the looks department?	No question of her loyalty.
right, sir.	Come along, they'll be operating shortly.  See you later, Mike.
we have no choice. duval's the most skillful brain surgeon in the country, and he's right here, at hand.	I wouldn't know if he's trying to save him or kill him.
but why take the chance, when there must be other doctors?	We have no choice. Duval's the most skillful brain surgeon in the country, and he's right here, at hand.
wish i knew why.	Tell him where he fits in, will you? I've got a few things to check out.
cora peterson, his technical assistant. you'll join duval and the others --	What can I do? Except maybe pass out?
sorry, but i'm rusty on surgeons. who's the girl?	Cora Peterson, his Technical Assistant. You'll join Duval and the others --
duval. dr. peter duval. top brain man in the country. ever hear of him?	Sorry, but I'm rusty on surgeons. Who's the girl?
here's the surgeon.	Duval. Dr. Peter Duval. Top brain man in the country. Ever hear of him?
i can't even put a band-aid on my finger.	Here's the Surgeon.
-- and why we need you.	<Me>?
before he could breathe a word. he's the only scientist who knows the answer to what we're after. that's why we have to operate --	-- and why we need you.
before or after what he wanted to tell you?	Before he could breathe a word. He's the only scientist who knows the answer to what we're after. That's why we have to operate --
brain injury.	Before or after what he wanted to tell you?
how bad off is he?	Brain injury.
the other side got to him.	How bad off is he?
benes... what the devil happened?	The Other Side got to him.
the pentagon, wasn't it, general? only you weren't in that uniform...	Benes... What the devil happened?
hello, grant. good to see you again.	The Pentagon, wasn't it, General? Only you weren't in that uniform...
i'll be standing by. <i'll> know.	And no matter what happens, you're to take orders <only> from Dr. Michaels, understand?
difficult? he's impossible!	That's no reason to suspect him of disloyalty.
i don't agree. just because he's often difficult --	Difficult? He's impossible!
[line of dialogue cut off]	I don't agree. Just because he's often difficult --
meet grant. this is dr. michaels, chief of the medical section.	Glad to have you with us, Mr. Grant.
yes, alan.	Meet Grant. This is Dr. Michaels, Chief of the Medical Section.
wouldn't it be quicker if we all helped?	Yes, there's no time to spare. And those fibers can be quite tenacious.
you're going out there? with those antibodies --	No danger of attack, as long as you don't trigger them off by any injury to the System.
we must!	With no laser --
that's beside the point now.  i don't see the sense of going on.	We must!
but we just can't leave him in there! what'll happen to him?	We'll know -- in the next breath...
i can't imagine how it possibly could have come loose. i distinctly recall fastening it with all four bolts --	It must have been jarred loose during the whirlpool.
listen...the heart.	Yes...slowed down agreat deal.
he's making a fine recovery.	He certainly is. He should be up and about in no time.
cora, is something wrong with the laser?	I don't know yet, Doctor. And I won't know until I test it.
air bubbles!... doctor --	No danger of an embolism. At our reduced scale, they're much too minute to prove fatal to Benes.
doctor...you can't mean that! not when we've come this far. and if we give up, there'll be no way of saving mr. benes --	Dr. Michaels is right. We have no choice.
yes, a fistula too small to show up on the x-rays.	But big enough for us...
never saw <that>. not even under an electron-mrcroscope.	They're much smaller than bacteria...
i just wanted to thank you for taking me along.	Thank you for volunteering.
what is it?  anything wrong?	I just wanted to thank you for taking me along.
i -- i want to say...	What is it?  Anything wrong?
yes, cora.	I -- I want to say...
doctor...	Yes, Cora.
we better get back to the sub. every second counts now.	Look! They follow the direction of her glance, are startled to see:
what do you mean?	Well, if you happen to be very fond of him -- even in love with him -- it would certainly affect your point of view.
depends on which end of the telescope you look through.	What do you mean?
oh, no. plenty of cause. he won't follow the herd, or change his convictions -- even when they're not popular. and he believes in an absolutely free interchange of information between scientists of different countries -- and these days, there's nothing more suspicious than that.	Depends on which end of the telescope you look through.
under a cloud without cause, i take it.	Oh, no. Plenty of cause. He won't follow the herd, or change his convictions -- even when they're not popular. And he believes in an absolutely free interchange of information between scientists of different countries -- and these days, there's nothing more suspicious than that.
you're not the first, but he's much too innocent, much too involved with his work, to realize what's going on around him.	Under a cloud without cause, I take it.
as obvious as that? our security people will jump for joy.  i suppose duval's onto me, too?	You're not the first, but he's much too innocent, much too involved with his work, to realize what's going on around him.
that's why you're really here. i knew it from the start.	As obvious as that? Our Security people will jump for joy.  I suppose Duval's onto me, too?
what gives you that idea?	That's why you're really here. I knew it from the start.
keeping an eye on dr. duval...	What gives you that idea?
such as?	Keeping an eye on Dr. Duval...
a great deal more than that, i believe...	Such as?
that's what they pay me for.	A great deal more than that, I believe...
thank you for saving my life.	That's what they pay me for.
no need to get up --	I feel much better now...
open it! open it before they get here!	I can't till the hatch is flooded!
oh yes, i'm sure dr. duval could. if we had the parts.	I've got a source. All I have to do is tap it.
a surgeon might...	Oh yes, I'm sure Dr. Duval could. If we had the parts.
no, it requires such absolute precision --	A surgeon might...
if you had a transistor about this size and power output, and a thin enough wire --  -- could you piece it together?	No, it requires such absolute precision --
you must carry spare parts --	Not anything built into the chassis.  If it hadn't come loose --
i'll try to hold it from the other side of the wall, while you push from out here. maybe that'll do it.	You can't --it's too dangerous --
shouldn't you answer that?	Not now. We need air, not greetings!
then how come it worked loose?	I have no idea.
but i did. i'm positive!	Then how come it worked loose?
looks like you didn't batten it down too well.	But I did. I'm positive!
look at that...they're changing color...	Doctor -- is it possible? That we're seeing it happen before our eyes?
-- at which point the heart will be stopped by electric shock.	And if it should take more time to get through --
i never...never imagined it could be anything...like this.	I always thought it was nothing but red.
a long time, with one man.	Not working for someone like Dr. Duval --
i've been with him since i got out of school. he brought me into the cmdf, over five years ago.	A long time, with one man.
i understand you've been dr. duval's assistant for quite some time... he must've snatched you out of the cradle.	I've been with him since I got out of school. He brought me into the CMDF, over five years ago.
not in the hands of a great surgeon like dr. duval. the beam of this laser can be regulated to one millionth of a millimeter.	I understand you've been Dr. Duval's Assistant for quite some time... He must've snatched you out of the cradle.
that could be quite a lethal weapon... it could kill, not cure.	Not in the hands of a great surgeon like Dr. Duval. The beam of this laser can be regulated to one millionth of a millimeter.
now i know...	That could be quite a lethal weapon... It could kill, not cure.
that'll teach you where to keep your hand.	Now I know...
that's the trouble. i am. being shrunk...	You may learn to like it.
i think it's the most exciting --  we're going to see things no one ever saw before. the actual physical process of life itself -- not something under a microscope... just think of it --	That's the trouble. I am. Being shrunk...
well, it's not exactly a pleasure cruise.	I think it's the most exciting --  We're going to see things no one ever saw before. The actual physical process of Life itself -- not something under a microscope... Just think of it --
you sound as if you're not looking forward to it.	Well, it's not exactly a pleasure cruise.
i'll take some laughing gas, ma'am.	You sound as if you're not looking forward to it.
we're pushing oxygen today.	I'll take some Laughing Gas, ma'am.
bet you're pretty handy around the house... can you cook?	We're pushing oxygen today.
dr. duval, you are not going through with this! i absolutely forbid it! i'm responsible for the lives of everyone here! i will not allow you or anyone else to leave this ship!	I'm going to do what I can to save Benes.
removal point? what're you talking about!	We have no alternative. With only six minutes left, we'll just barely make it.
what's that?	The Breath of God...
you left something out.	What's that?
--and certain chemicals involving proteins --	You left something out.
the soul? the finite mind cannot comprehend infinity. and the soul which comes from god is infinite.	Take a close look at your Soul, and your Infinity, and your God out there --
as usual, you want everything your way. except this time there's more than your damned ego at stake.	I know only too well what's in the balance, Doctor. And it's not my ego, damned or otherwise.
i'll do nothing of the sort! the operation is <my> responsibility! i won't do it, and that's final!	As usual, you want everything your way. Except this time there's more than your damned ego at stake.
dr. duvall i insist you test the laser.	I'll do nothing of the sort! The operation is <my> responsibility! I won't do it, and that's final!
if it won't work, it's beyond my power to fix it. but if it does, there's no telling how long it will hold up. it's a jury rig, at best, and we'll need every second of use we can get out of it. that's why i don't want to put any extra strain on the connections by running unnecessary tests.	Dr. Duvall I insist you test the laser.
all i'm asking is you test it beforehand!	If it won't work, it's beyond my power to fix it. But if it does, there's no telling how long it will hold up. It's a jury rig, at best, and we'll need every second of use we can get out of it. That's why I don't want to put any extra strain on the connections by running unnecessary tests.
i've done all i could with the laser.	All I'm asking is you test it beforehand!
better judgment?! to wait until the actual operation -- when it may be too late?	I've done all I could with the laser.
it's against my better judgment...	Better Judgment?! To wait until the actual operation -- when it may be too late?
yes...	If we can go in past the Oculomotor Nerve...
that puts us right here... which means we can head straight for the sub arachnoid cavity.	Yes...
what can we do?	Nothing -- against all that force.
nothing miraculous about it. just an interchange of gases. the end product of five hundred million years of evolution.	You can't believe all that's accidental? That there isn't a Creative Intelligence at work --
we can't take a second more.	Captain -- head in the d1rection of the flow and drift with it.
but that isn't possible.	Not in a sealed vessel like an Artery.  Captain -- something must be wrong with your controls!
i don't agree. i think we ought to stop and take a sample.	That's not the purpose of this mission.  Captain -- keep a straight course -- until you're in the clear.
looks like the molecular structure of proteins.	I don't agree. I think we ought to stop and take a sample.
i can't breathe!... i've got to get out!	It's too late now. We must go on.
doctor, what's wrong?	I can't breathe!... I've got to get out!
what about dr. michaels?	It's too late!
you said there was a quick way out!	What about Dr. Michaels?
the ship's good as finished. we'll have to get out on our own! is there a quick way out?	We could follow the Optic Nerve to the corner of the Eye.
doctor, we've just about had it.	It I can clear this Central Nerve, that <may> be enough...
how does it look, doctor?	If I can relieve the pressure on a few key vessels...
"yet all the suns that light the corridors of the universe shine dim, before the blazing of a single thought -- "	"Proclaiming in incandescent glory The myriad Mind of Man..."
yes...  we can transfer over to the inner ear, and go by way of the endolymphatic duct.	Then why not take it?
isn't there another route? so we can by-pass all this?	Yes...  We can transfer over to the Inner Ear, and go by way of the Endolymphatic Duct.
we'll never get there in time, at this rate.	Isn't there another route? So we can by-pass all this?
isn't there another surgical procedure you can try?	No, there's no other way.
just a few cells away from a vast air chamber -- one of the countless alvioli of the lung -- and we can't get enough to fill a microscopic tank.	Maybe we can...  Skipper, is there a snorkel on this sub?
don't tell me they're refueling...	Oxygenation...
a simple exchange, mr. grant. corpuscles releasing carbon dioxide -- the moment they touch the wall of the lung -- in return for oxygen coming through from the other side.	Don't tell me they're refueling...
mind letting me in on what's going on out there?	A simple exchange, Mr. Grant. Corpuscles releasing carbon dioxide -- the moment they touch the Wall of the Lung -- in return for oxygen coming through from the other side.
i'd hate to get lost on that freeway...	They all lead to the same place -- the Lungs.
only to the naked eye.  those corpuscles -- carrying oxygen -- give the stream its color. but the rest of the plasma's very much like sea water. an ocean of life...	Quite a piece of plumbing.
you mean inner space is endless?	Everything can be divided in half, no matter how minute.
the medieval philosophers were right... <man> is the center of the universe... we stand in the middle of infinity, between outer and inner space. and there's no limit to either.	You mean Inner Space is endless?
i don't believe that.	Why not? Because of his gibberish about GOd and the Soul? Camouflage -- that's all it is -- to blind the gullible like you! And to hide his real identity -- a fanatic whose only purpose is to kill Benes! And you made it possible!
sorry, but the situation has changed.	Nothing has changed as far as <my> authority goes! He is <not> going to operate! Not in the little time we have left! There's no chance of success! It's sheer suicide for all of us!
i'm in charge of this mission! you were instructed to take orders from me, not give them!	Sorry, but the situation has changed.
once time's up, de-miniaturization begins. in a matter of seconds the ship will grow big enough to become a danger to the system. then white corpuscles will swarm to destroy it, as they would any invader.	How long will it take to get from here to the Removal Point?
hold it, skipper.  what happens if we overstay?	Once time's up, De-Miniaturization begins. In a matter of seconds the ship will grow big enough to become a danger to the System. Then White Corpuscles will swarm to destroy it, as they would any invader.
looks like quite a way to go...	No, we should reach the base of the Brain shortly. And from there, it's not far to the site of the injury.
they're tracking us topside. once they see where we're going, i'm sure they'll take every precaution.	Let's hope they realize the danger.  Captain, I'll give you a new compass heading.
looks like somebody declared war.	Just what it is. Antibodies, destroying Bacteria -- or any other foreign invader that threatens the System.
skipper, you're picking up seaweed -- or whatever it is.	Reticular fibers. We ought to be clear of them soon.
i always had an idea there was only one system. the circulatory.	The Lymphatic System drains off excess fluid from the Tissues. Without it, we'd all swell up like balloons. He reaches the console, begins to take out a new chart.
we're entering the lymphatic system. those are nuclei of cells, lining a duct.	I always had an idea there was only one System. The Circulatory.
two in a row?	It's possible --
i can't believe it. whatever happened was an accident.	Two in a row?
you still never know what's going on in anyone's mind...	I can't believe it. Whatever happened was an accident.
i -- i don't know what to say. i know he's under a cloud, but there's not a more dedicated man in the entire medical profession.	You still never know what's going on in anyone's mind...
that line was tampered with...	I -- I don't know what to say. I know he's under a cloud, but there's not a more dedicated man in the entire medical profession.
you have no right to blame duval --	That line was tampered with...
i saw the laser just before we started. it was fastened down securely. you don't suppose what happened was an 'accident?' any more than my safety line snapping after it was tied off to the sub?	You have no right to blame Duval --
sabotage? i don't understand...	I saw the laser just before we started. It was fastened down securely. You don't suppose what happened was an 'accident?' Any more than my safety line snapping after it was tied off to the sub?
let's hope... so far, somebody's tried to sabotage this mission twice.	Sabotage? I don't understand...
his pleura's in fine condition. it should be clear sailing through this area.	Let's hope... So far, somebody's tried to sabotage this mission twice.
cough? if he can kick up a storm by just <breathing> --	His Pleura's in fine condition. It should be clear sailing through this area.
we're safe -- long as it remains that color...  we're in the pleural sac.  it keeps the lungs from rubbing against the wall of the chest up there. when those membranes become inflamed, we wind up with pleurisy -- and a wracking cough.	Cough? If he can kick up a storm by just <breathing> --
looks like the sea, at dawn.	We're safe -- long as it remains that color...  We're in the Pleural Sac.  It keeps the Lungs from rubbing against the Wall of the Chest up there. When those membranes become inflamed, we wind up with Pleurisy -- and a wracking cough.
well, sir? which is it? the wireless, or benes' life?	Send the following message...
they'll still be able to track us by radar, because of the radioactive fuel.	Well, sir? Which is it? The wireless, or Benes' life?
but that'll knock out our communications! we'll be cutting ourselves off from the outside.	They'll still be able to track us by radar, because of the radioactive fuel.
just one little transistor and a circuit wire is all it takes.	But that'll knock out our communications! We'll be cutting ourselves off from the outside.
grant -- wait a minute -- you're not going to dismantle the wireless?	Just one little transistor and a circuit wire is all it takes.
all right now -- push the snorkel through as soon as i get inside.	Walt for the lull -- between the time he inhales and exhales.
yes -- with all that pressure, and suction within --	There's no other way. Tie my safety line to the sub.
in a way -- yes. those are impurities imbedded in the lung after a lifetime of 'civilization.' carbon from smoke and smog -- specks of dust --	Well, we better get on with it.
at this size, i would certainly think so.	If those Corpuscles can take on air, no reason why we can't.  All we have to do is hook up the snorkel to that air chamber you were talk1ng about, and when Benes inhales, there should be plenty of pressure to force the oxygen into the tank.  How's that sound to you, Skipper?
there it is!	Fasten yourselves in. There should be a tremendous surge when the Heart starts up again.
sounds like heavy artillery...	It lays down quite a barrage in a lifetime. Forty million beats.
if there's any chance --	Request removal, Mr. Grant.
tell them to take us out.	If there's any chance --
that's just dandy. we can't go forward -- and we can't go back.	I'm afraid there's only one thing we can do. Call off the mission.
if we can't go back, is there an alternate route?	Yes... We can go forward on this course, but it means going directly through the Heart.
a what?	A forced joining of an Artery and Vein. Must've happened when Benes was hurt.
about forty miles an hour.	Well, it seems to me if you reduce a ship to microscopic size -- and the stream remains constant -- we'd take quite a beating.
miss peterson, his technical assistant.	How are you, Miss Peterson?
they know they failed to kill benes. security thinks they'll try again, first chance they get. we're afraid of medical sabotage -- or surgical assassination.	Surgical assassination?! But that means you suspect --
at an operation?	They know they failed to kill Benes. Security thinks they'll try again, first chance they get. We're afraid of medical sabotage -- or surgical assassination.
we need you for security purposes, mr. grant.	At an operation?
i'm married.	And she said it was indelible...
what'd you do that for?	I'm married.
go ahead.	What'd you do that for?
may i?	Go ahead.
i can't tell you that either... excuse me, mr. grant, but you've got a smudge on your cheek.	May I?
where we going?	I can't tell you that either... Excuse me, Mr. Grant, but you've got a smudge on your cheek.
i can't tell you.	Where we going?
i thought i was on my vacation... what's it all about?	I can't tell you.
sorry we had to get you up at this hour, mr. grant.	I thought I was on my vacation... What's it all about?
oh -- sure, sure! never better!	Nothing wrong with us! Not a thing! We're fine -- just fine!
we feel great, don't we? just <great>?!	Oh -- sure, sure! Never better!
uh -- what?	We feel great, don't we? Just <great>?!
who, me? oh, no! don't bother about me! we're not hurt! isn't that right, skipper?	Uh -- what?
come on -- it's no use!	We can get out through the Lab Section.
dr. michaels... he went berserk...	Berserk nothing. He's the one who's been sabotaging the mission...  Get this on. Hurry!
what happened?	Dr. Michaels... He went berserk...
i've come up against fanatics before, and duval just doesn't fit the pattern.  i'm going out there, skipper. maybe i can be of some help...	Remember -- we can't take more than five minutes to get out.
any reserve air?	Enough to breathe, but that's all.
'prepare for miniaturization'...	Positions, please. And strap yourselves in.
designed for piscatorial research -- the spawning habits of deep sea fish.	Remind me to ask you about the love life of an octupus.
all in all, quite a canoe...	Designed for Piscatorial Research -- the Spawning Habits of Deep Sea Fish.
it should work -- theoretically. if it doesn't, the mission's off. the craft's nuclear-powered. except for your wireless.	All in all, quite a canoe...
that's cutting it mighty close -- for a perfect fit.	It should work -- theoretically. If it doesn't, the mission's off. The craft's nuclear-powered. Except for your wireless.
they can't reduce nuclear fuel. but once the reactor's miniaturized -- along with the submarine -- a microscopic particle should emit enough energy to activate it.	That's cutting it mighty close -- for a perfect fit.
if it's no military secret, how can a sub run on a microscopic particle?	They can't reduce nuclear fuel. But once the Reactor's Miniaturized -- along with the submarine -- a microscopic particle should emit enough energy to activate it.
nothing you could see with the naked eye. but there's a microscopic radio-active particle inside.	If it's no military secret, how can a sub run on a microscopic particle?
atomic fuel?	Nothing you could see with the naked eye. But there's a microscopic radio-active particle inside.
sort of.	That makes two of us.
out of your element, aren't you, captain?	Sort of.
how's it look?	I could use a lawnmower...
what's wrong, skipper?	What I was afraid would happen. The stuff we passed through -- that looked like seaweed --
thirty-two minutes left...  but chances are we won't have to wait that long for try-number three.	Look at those Walls up ahead!
yes, there is.	Could I run a tube through that Wall, without harming Benes?
what is it, skipper?	We're losing pressure in the Flotation Tanks. Check the Manual, right over there.
it's a dangerous procedure. if i miss the timing, we could explode the tanks... but i'm willing to try it.	Yes, by all means. We must try it.
was there any damage?	Not to the valve. But we've lost too much air to make it the rest of the way.
well, that takes care of the valve. it was probably caused by that electric shock.	Was there any damage?
i'll never find my way through that.	I'll guide you, once we're in the Heart.
that's it...	Looks simple to operate.
captain, how will you be able to follow my charts --  --from up there?	On the Repeater.
even so, because of our size -- i mean lack of it -- we'll still be cruising mighty fast. we'll be smashed to bits if there's any turbulence --	The only danger of turbulence is in the Heart -- and we're not going through it.  Once in the Carotid Artery, we'll remain in the Arterial System... until we reach the point of damage --  -- where Dr. Duval will attempt to dissolve the clot with a laser beam. After the operation, we'll return by way of the Venous System --  -- until we reach the base of the neck --  -- where we'll be removed right here -- with a hypodermic.
what do you mean?	Fluid is seeping through. Better come down and have a look!
there seems to be something wrong with the escape hatch...	What do you mean?
the wall's transparent...	It's less than one ten-thousandth of an inch thick. And porous.
we're entering a capillary. remain in the middle.	The Wall's transparent...
doctor -- the channel's getting awful narrow.	We're entering a Capillary. Remain in the middle.
then don't drift down further.	I'll do what I can.
we could never fight that current it's physically impossible.	Then don't drift down further.
ophhem ma fuchem gaphe!	May I have your ticket, please?
i just pulled in here. i just fucking pulled in here!	Well, see, there's a minimum charge of four dollars. Long-term parking charges by the day.
i'm sorry, sir, we do have to charge you the four dollars.	I just pulled in here. I just fucking pulled in here!
i decided not to - i'm, uh, not taking the trip as it turns out.	I'm sorry, sir, we do have to charge you the four dollars.
you, uh... i'm sorry, sir, but -	I decided not to - I'm, uh, not taking the trip as it turns out.
yeah, i just came in. i decided not to park here.	You, uh... I'm sorry, sir, but -
...what do you mean, you decided not to park here?	Yeah, I just came in. I decided not to park here.
...is this a fucking joke?	Unghh... oh, geez...
is this a fucking joke here?	...Is this a fucking joke?
no jean, no money!	Is this a fucking joke here?
drop that fucking money!	No Jean, no money!
where's my damn daughter? no jean, no money!	Drop that fucking money!
fuck you, man! where's jerry? i gave simple fucking instructions -	Where's my damn daughter? No Jean, no money!
where's my daughter?	Fuck you, man! Where's Jerry? I gave SIMPLE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS -
i am through fucking around! drop that fucking briefcase!	Where's my daughter?
i got your goddamn money, you little punk. now where's my daughter?	I am through fucking around! Drop that fucking briefcase!
who the fuck are you? who the fuck are you?	I got your goddamn money, you little punk. Now where's my daughter?
what's this, sir?	That's my license and registration. I wanna be in compliance.
...so maybe the best thing would be to take care of that, right here in brainerd.	What's this, sir?
can i see your license and registration please?	Certainly.
certainly -	Can I see your license and registration please?
you're required to display temporary tags, either in the plate area or taped inside the back window.	Certainly -
it certainly is, officer. still got that smell!	You're required to display temporary tags, either in the plate area or taped inside the back window.
this is a new car, then, sir?	It certainly is, officer. Still got that smell!
ya find the work interesting, do ya?	...What're you talking about?
i don't know. few munce.	Ya find the work interesting, do ya?
... what is he, deaf?... so, uh, how long have you been with the escort service?	I don't know. Few munce.
yeah, well, it depends on the artist. you know, jose feliciano, ya got no complaints. waiter!	... What is he, deaf?... So, uh, how long have you been with the escort service?
i don't think so. it's nice.	Yeah, well, it depends on the artist. You know, Jose Feliciano, ya got no complaints. Waiter!
have ya been to the celebrity room before? with other, uh, clients?	I don't think so. It's nice.
wuddya do?  carl looks around.	Have ya been to the Celebrity Room before? With other, uh, clients?
just in town on business. just in and out. ha ha! a little of the old in-and-out!	Wuddya do?  Carl looks around.
one of us pays the other for half.	HOLD ON! NO FUCKIN' WAY! YOU FUCKIN' NOTISH ISH? I GOT FUCKIN' SHOT INNA FAISH! I WENT'N GOTTA FUCKIN' MONEY! I GET SHOT FUCKIN' PICKIN' IT UP!  I BEEN UP FOR THIRTY-SHIKSH FUCKIN' HOURZH! I'M TAKIN' THAT FUCKIN' CAR! THAT FUCKERZH MINE!
...you c'n'ave my truck. i'm takin' a shiera.	We split that.
she started shrieking, you know.	Jezhush.
clear him off the road.	Yeah.
whoa, daddy.	Clear him off the road.
you'll take care of it. boy, you are smooth smooth, you know.	Whoa, Daddy.
shut the fuck up or i'll throw you back in the trunk, you know.	Geez. That's more'n I've heard you say all week.
huh?  grimsurd looks at his thumb.	I need ...unguent.
unguent.	Huh?  Grimsurd looks at his thumb.
i did.	"No." First thing you've said in the last four hours. That's a, that's a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa, daddy, stand back, man. Shit, I'm sittin' here driving, man, doin' all the driving, whole fuckin' way from Brainerd, drivin', tryin' to, you know, tryin' to chat, keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation.
...would it kill you to say something?	I did.
no.	...Would it kill you to say something?
...look at that. twin cities.  ids building, the big glass one.  tallest skyscraper in the midwest.  after the sears, uh, chicago...  you never been to minneapolis?	No.
i'm fuckin' hungry now, you know.	Yeah, yeah, Jesus - I'm sayin', we'll stop for pancakes, then we'll get laid. Wuddya think?
...come on, man. okay, here's an idea. we'll stop outside of brainerd. i know a place there we can get laid. wuddya think?	I'm fuckin' hungry now, you know.
what're you, nuts? we had pancakes for breakfast. i gotta go somewhere i can get a shot and a beer - and a steak maybe.  not more fuckin' pancakes. come on.	...Come on, man. Okay, here's an idea. We'll stop outside of Brainerd. I know a place there we can get laid. Wuddya think?
we stop at pancakes hause.	What're you, nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. I gotta go somewhere I can get a shot and a beer - and a steak maybe.  Not more fuckin' pancakes. Come on.
what?	We stop at Pancakes Hause.
where is pancakes hause?	What?
or your fucking wife, you know.	Or your fucking wife, Jerry.
got it?	Okay, real good, then.
...yah, well, you stay away from scotty now -	GOT IT?
you're there in thirty minutes or i find you, jerry, and i shoot you, and i shoot your fucking wife, and i shoot all your little fucking children, and i shoot 'em all in the back of their little fucking heads. got it?	...Yah, well, you stay away from Scotty now -
yah, okay, but, uh -	You're there in thirty minutes or I find you, Jerry, and I shoot you, and I shoot your fucking wife, and I shoot all your little fucking children, and I shoot 'em all in the back of their little fucking heads. Got it?
don't you fucking but me, jerry.  i want you with this money on the dayton- radisson parking ramp, top level, thirty minutes, and we'll wrap this up.	Yah, okay, but, uh -
yah, i got the money, but, uh -	Don't you fucking but me, Jerry.  I want you with this money on the Dayton- Radisson parking ramp, top level, thirty minutes, and we'll wrap this up.
...the heck d'ya mean?	I'll see you tomorrow.
is it, jerry?  you ask those three pour souls up in brainerd if a deal's a deal! go ahead, ask 'em!	...The heck d'ya mean?
now we had a deal here! a deal's a deal!	IS IT, JERRY?  You ask those three pour souls up in Brainerd if a deal's a deal! Go ahead, ask 'em!
blood has been shed. we've incurred risks, jerry. i'm coming into town tomorrow. have the money ready.	Now we had a deal here! A deal's a deal!
oh, for chrissakes here -	Blood has been shed. We've incurred risks, Jerry. I'm coming into town tomorrow. Have the money ready.
look. i'm not gonna debate you, jerry. the price is now the whole amount. we want the entire eighty thousand.	Oh, for Chrissakes here -
well, i'm sorry, but i just - i -	Look. I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry. The price is now the whole amount. We want the entire eighty thousand.
don't ever interrupt me, jerry! just shut the fuck up!	Well, I'm sorry, but I just - I -
this was s'posed to be a no-rough stuff-type deal -	DON'T EVER INTERRUPT ME, JERRY! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
we need more -	This was s'posed to be a no-rough stuff-type deal -
the heck d'ya mean? what a you guys got yourself mixed up in?	We need more -
that's right. and we need more money.	The heck d'ya mean? What a you guys got yourself mixed up in?
oh, geez.	That's right. And we need more money.
three people. in brainerd.	Oh, geez.
what the heck d'ya mean?	Three people. In Brainerd.
...blood has been shed.	What the heck d'ya mean?
blood has been shed, jerry.	...Blood has been shed.
what the heck're you talkin' about? let's just finish up this deal here -	Blood has been shed, Jerry.
oh, jean's okay. but there's three people up in brainerd who aren't so okay, i'll tell ya that.	What the heck're you talkin' about? Let's just finish up this deal here -
my wife! what the - how's -	Oh, Jean's okay. But there's three people up in Brainerd who aren't so okay, I'll tell ya that.
...who's jean?	My wife! What the - how's -
yah. personal matters that needn't, uh -	Okay, Jerry. You're tasking us to perform this mission, but you, you won't, uh, you won't - aw, fuck it, let's take a look at that Ciera.
personal matters.	Yah. Personal matters that needn't, uh -
well, it's all just part of this - they don't know i need it, see. okay, so there's that. and even if they did, i wouldn't get it.  so there's that on top, then. see, these're personal matters.	Personal matters.
well, that's, that's, i'm not go inta, inta - see, i just need money. now, her dad's real wealthy -	So why don't you just ask him for the money?
what kind of trouble are you in, jerry?	Well, that's, that's, I'm not go inta, inta - see, I just need money. Now, her dad's real wealthy -
okay, it's - see, it's not me payin' the ransom. the thing is, my wife, she's wealthy - her dad, he's real well off. now, i'm in a bit of trouble -	What kind of trouble are you in, Jerry?
...you-my point is, you pay the ransom- what eighty thousand bucks?  - i mean, you give us half the ransom, forty thousand, you keep half. it's like robbing peter to play paul, it doesn't make any -	Okay, it's - see, it's not me payin' the ransom. The thing is, my wife, she's wealthy - her dad, he's real well off. Now, I'm in a bit of trouble -
yah.	...You-my point is, you pay the ransom- what eighty thousand bucks?  - I mean, you give us half the ransom, forty thousand, you keep half. It's like robbing Peter to play Paul, it doesn't make any -
you want your own wife kidnapped?	Yah.
oh, no, it's real sound. it's all worked out.	You want your own wife kidnapped?
i'm not gonna sit here and debate. i will say this though: what shep told us didn't make a whole lot of sense.	Oh, no, it's real sound. It's all worked out.
okay.	I'm not gonna sit here and debate. I will say this though: what Shep told us didn't make a whole lot of sense.
i'm not gonna debate you, jerry.	Okay.
yah. but it's not a whole pay-in- advance deal. i give you a brand-new vehicle in advance and -	I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry.
yeah, you already said that.	Yah. But it's not a whole pay-in- advance deal. I give you a brand-new vehicle in advance and -
yah, well, that was a mix-up, then.	Yeah, you already said that.
except that you were gonna be here at 7:30.	Yah, well, that was a mix-up, then.
well, okay, it's -	Except that you were gonna be here at 7:30.
shep didn't tell us much, jerry.	Well, okay, it's -
yah, but the deal was, the car first, see, then the forty thousand, like as if it was the ransom. i thought shep told you -	Shep didn't tell us much, Jerry.
the new vehicle, plus forty thousand dollars.	Yah, but the deal was, the car first, see, then the forty thousand, like as if it was the ransom. I thought Shep told you -
huh?	The new vehicle, plus forty thousand dollars.
no, that's not it, jerry.	Huh?
...so i guess that's it, then.  here's the keys -	No, that's not it, Jerry.
yah, i don't need no sealant though.	Yah, you don't need that. Now were you thinking of financing here?  You oughta be aware a this GMAC plan they have now, it's really super -
yah, ya got yer, this loaded here, this has yer independent, uh, yer slipped differential, uh, yer rack- and-pinion steering, yer alarm and radar, and i can give it to ya with a heck of a sealant, this trucoat stuff, it'll keep the salt off -	Yah, I don't need no sealant though.
one hunnert's the best we can do here.	Oh, for Christ's sake, where's my goddamn checkbook. Let's get this over with.
well, he never done this before, but seein' as it's special circumstances and all, he says i can knock one hunnert off that trucoat.	One hundred! You lied to me, Mr. Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar!
you called me twenty minutes ago and said you had it! ready to make delivery, ya says! come on down and get it!  and here ya are and you're wastin' my time and you're wastin' my wife's time and i'm payin' nineteen- five for this vehicle here!	Well, okay, I'll talk to my boss...
okay, i'm not sayin' i didn't -	You called me twenty minutes ago and said you had it! Ready to make delivery, ya says! Come on down and get it!  And here ya are and you're wastin' my time and you're wastin' my wife's time and I'm payin' nineteen- five for this vehicle here!
we had us a deal here for nineteen- five. you sat there and darned if you didn't tell me you'd get this car, these options, without the sealant, for nineteen-five!	Okay, I'm not sayin' I didn't -
yah, but this trucoat -	We had us a deal here for nineteen- five. You sat there and darned if you didn't tell me you'd get this car, these options, WITHOUT THE SEALANT, for nineteen-five!
you're sittin' here, you're talkin' in circles! you're talkin' like we didn't go over this already!	Yah, but this TruCoat -
yah, but i'm sayin', that trucoat, you don't get it and you get oxidization problems. it'll cost you a heck of lot more'n five hunnert -	You're sittin' here, you're talkin' in circles! You're talkin' like we didn't go over this already!
i sat right here and said i didn't want no trucoat!	Yah, but I'm sayin', that TruCoat, you don't get it and you get oxidization problems. It'll cost you a heck of lot more'n five hunnert -
yah, but that trucoat -	I sat right here and said I didn't want no TruCoat!
we sat here right in this room and went over this and over this!	Yah, but that TruCoat -
well, okay - thank you, detective.	Oh, don't be silly.
oh, don't be silly.	Well, okay - thank you, Detective.
oh, no, i can't let you do that.	Oh, don't be silly.
both of these.	Oh, no, I can't let you do that.
where'd you get him that parka?	Both of these.
yah, he -	Where'd you get him that parka?
oh, he's adorable.	Yah, he -
he's three now. course, not in that picture.	Oh, he's adorable.
oh, now he's adorable.	He's three now. Course, not in that picture.
i thought you'd never ask. the older one is janet, she's nine, and the younger one is morgan.	Oh, now he's adorable.
you have children?	I thought you'd never ask. The older one is Janet, she's nine, and the younger one is Morgan.
they can really take over, that's for sure.	You have children?
oh, yah, i know that!	They can really take over, that's for sure.
that's wonderful. mm-mm. it'll change your life, a course.	Oh, yah, I know that!
this'll be our first. we've been waiting a long time.	That's wonderful. Mm-mm. It'll change your life, a course.
any others?	This'll be our first. We've been waiting a long time.
end a april.	Any others?
ah, well, we haven't had to run around like you. when're you due?	End a April.
yah, got a front movin' in.	Ya got that right.
oh sure. they say she's gonna turn cold tomorrow.	Yah, got a front movin' in.
okay, well, thanks a bunch, mr. mohra. you're right, it's probably nothin', but thanks for callin' her in.	Oh sure. They say she's gonna turn cold tomorrow.
just a general way.	Okay, well, thanks a bunch, Mr. Mohra. You're right, it's probably nothin', but thanks for callin' her in.
uh-huh - in what way?	Just a general way.
oh, he was a little guy, kinda funny- lookin'.	Uh-huh - in what way?
what'd this guy look like anyways?	Oh, he was a little guy, kinda funny- lookin'.
so, ya know, he's drinkin', so i don't think a whole great deal of it, but mrs. mohra heard about the homicides out here and she thought i should call it in, so i called it in. end a story.	What'd this guy look like anyways?
oh sure.	So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides out here and she thought I should call it in, so I called it in. End a story.
well, ecklund & swedlin's, that's closer ta moose lake, so i made that assumption.	Oh sure.
white bear lake?	Well, Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption.
and he says, 'yah, that guy's dead and i don't mean a old age.' and then he says, 'geez, i'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.'	White Bear Lake?
ya got that right.	And he says, 'Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean a old age.' And then he says, 'Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake.'
and then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. so i don't say nothin' and he says, 'what do ya think about that?'  so i says, 'well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.'	Ya got that right.
i unnerstand.	And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, 'What do ya think about that?'  So I says, 'Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then.'
so he says, 'so i get it, so you think i'm some kinda jerk for askin',' only he doesn't use the word jerk.	I unnerstand.
uh-huh.	So he says, 'So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin',' only he doesn't use the word jerk.
...so, i'm tendin' bar there at ecklund & swedlin's last tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, 'so where can a guy find some action - i'm goin' crazy down there at the lake.'  and i says, 'what kinda action?' and he says, 'woman action, what do i look like,' and i says 'well, what do i look like, i don't arrange that kinda thing,' and he says, 'i'm goin' crazy out there at the lake' and i says, 'well, this ain't that kinda place.'	Uh-huh.
yah, right-o.	...So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, 'So where can a guy find some action - I'm goin' crazy down there at the lake.'  And I says, 'What kinda action?' and he says, 'Woman action, what do I look like,' And I says 'Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing,' and he says, 'I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake' and I says, 'Well, this ain't that kinda place.'
officer olson.	Yah, right-o.
yah.	Officer Olson.
mr. mohra?	Yah.
how ya doin'?	Mr. Mohra?
...yah, okay, i think i'll drive down there, then.	Oh, yah? Twin Cities?
yah.	...Yah, okay, I think I'll drive down there, then.
uh-huh.	Yah.
shep proudfoot. that's a name.	Uh-huh.
uh-huh... a what?	Shep Proudfoot. That's a name.
first one's a trucking company, second one's a private residence.  a shep proudfoot.	Uh-huh... A what?
mm.	First one's a trucking company, second one's a private residence.  A Shep Proudfoot.
the numbers y'asked for, calls made from the lobby pay phone at the blue ox. two to minneapolis that night.	Mm.
pretty darn good, ya want some?	No, I gotta - hey, Norm, I thought you were goin' fishin' up at Mile Lacs?
hiya, norm. how ya doin', margie? how's the fricassee?	Pretty darn good, ya want some?
they said they were goin' to the twin cities?	Oh, yah?
no. like i say, he was funny-looking. more'n most people even.	And what about the other fella?
is there anything else you can tell me about him?	No. Like I say, he was funny-looking. More'n most people even.
uh-huh.	Is there anything else you can tell me about him?
so you were having sex with the little fella, then?	Uh-huh.
yah.	So you were having sex with the little fella, then?
was he funny-looking apart from that?	Yah.
i couldn't really say. he wasn't circumcised.	Was he funny-looking apart from that?
can you be any more specific?	I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.
i dunno. just funny-looking.	Can you be any more specific?
in what way?	I dunno. Just funny-looking.
well, the little guy, he was kinda funny-looking.	In what way?
where you girls from?	Chaska.
yah, that can happen.	Yah.
a subconscious-type thing.	Yah, that can happen.
uh-huh.	A subconscious-type thing.
yah. maybe i'm sayin' that cause he smoked marlboros.	Uh-huh.
yah?	Yah. Maybe I'm sayin' that cause he smoked Marlboros.
he was a little older. looked like the marlboro man.	Yah?
leseure. but i went to high school in white bear lake.	Okay, I want you to tell me what these fellas looked like.
...what's the big deal? it's an hour -	Hold on.
oh, man!	...What's the big deal? It's an hour -
okay. well, that's why we don't want ya goin' out fer hockey.	Oh, man!
yeah!	Okay. Well, that's why we don't want ya goin' out fer hockey.
you know what a disparity is?	Yeah!
uh-huh.	You know what a disparity is?
and yet you're gettin' c grades. it's this disparity there that concerns your dad and me.	Uh-huh.
uhn.	And yet you're gettin' C grades. It's this disparity there that concerns your dad and me.
you're not a c student.	Uhn.
uh-huh.	You're not a C student.
i'm talkin' about your potential.	Uh-huh.
wade's got a point there. i'll handle the call if you want, jerry.	No, no. See - they, no, see, they only deal with me. Ya feel this, this nervousness on the phone there, they're very - these guys're dangerous -
okay. and scotty, is he gonna be all right?	Yah, geez, Scotty. I'll go talk to him.
ya know, they said no one listenin' in, they'll be watchin', ya know. maybe it's all bull, but like you said, stan, they're callin' the shots.	Okay. And Scotty, is he gonna be all right?
yah.	Ya know, they said no one listenin' in, they'll be watchin', ya know. Maybe it's all bull, but like you said, Stan, they're callin' the shots.
no, i - they don't want - they're just s'posed to be dealin' with me, they were real clear.	Yah.
okay. we'll get the money together. don't worry about it, jerry. now, d'you want anyone at home, with you, until they call?	No, I - they don't want - they're just s'posed to be dealin' with me, they were real clear.
what's the next step here, jerry?	They're gonna call, give me instructions for a drop. I'm supposed to have the money ready tomorrow.
yah!	What's the next step here, Jerry?
we're not horse-trading here, wade, we just gotta bite the bullet on this thing.	Yah!
no, see, i don't need a finder's fee, i need - finder's fee's, what, ten percent, heck that's not gonna do it for me. i need the principal.	Jerry, we're not just going to give you seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
yah, right -	You're sayin' - what're you sayin'?
jerry - we thought you were bringin' us an investment.	Yah, right -
the financials are pretty thorough, so the only thing we don't know is your fee.	...My fee? Wade, what the heck're you talkin' about?
good to see ya again, jerry. if these numbers are right, this looks pretty sweet.	Oh, those numbers are all right, bleemee.
yah.	Ya kiddin'!
they're playin' the buckeyes!	Yah.
you wouldn't have an extra ticket there?	They're playin' the Buckeyes!
you bet.	You wouldn't have an extra ticket there?
so you're goin' to the gophers on sunday?	You bet.
yeah, but -	We're gonna get Mom back for ya, but we gotta play ball. Ya know, that's the deal. Now if Lorraine calls, or Sylvia, you just say that Mom is in Florida with Pearl and Marty...
no! we can't let anyone know about this thing! we gotta play ball with these guys - you ask stan grossman, he'll tell ya the same thing!	Yeah, but -
dad, i really think we should call the cops.	No! We can't let anyone know about this thing! We gotta play ball with these guys - you ask Stan Grossman, he'll tell ya the same thing!
no, no, nothin's goin' wrong here. grandad and i, we're - we're makin' sure this gets handled right.	Dad, I really think we should call the cops.
what if - what if sumpn goes wrong?	No, no, nothin's goin' wrong here. Grandad and I, we're - we're makin' sure this gets handled right.
it's okay, scotty. they're not gonna want to hurt her any.  these men, they just want money, see.	What if - what if sumpn goes wrong?
dad! what're they doing? wuddya think they're doin' with mom?	It's okay, Scotty. They're not gonna want to hurt her any.  These men, they just want money, see.
...how ya doin' there, scotty?	Dad! What're they doing? Wuddya think they're doin' with Mom?
...yah, okay...	Look, Dad, there is no fucking way -
...if it's so damned important to ya!	I'm sorry, sir, I -
sure right now! you're darned tootin'!	...If it's so damned important to ya!
sir? right now?	Sure right now! You're darned tootin'!
okay, i'll do a damned lot count!	Sir? Right now?
sir, you have no call to get snippy with me. i'm just doin' my job here.	I'm not, uh, I'm not arguin' here. I'm cooperating... There's no, uh - we're doin' all we can...
ma'am, i answered your question.  i answered the darn - i'm cooperating here, and i...	Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me. I'm just doin' my job here.
... i'm sorry, sir?	Ma'am, I answered your question.  I answered the darn - I'm cooperating here, and I...
ma'am, i answered your question.	... I'm sorry, sir?
i know, but - well, how do you establish that, sir? are the cars, uh, counted daily or what kind of -	Ma'am, I answered your question.
we run a pretty tight ship here.	I know, but - well, how do you establish that, sir? Are the cars, uh, counted daily or what kind of -
yah, but -	We run a pretty tight ship here.
well, i would know. i'm the executive sales manager.	Yah, but -
but do you know that for sure without -	Well, I would know. I'm the Executive Sales Manager.
the car's not from our lot, ma'am.	but do you know that for sure without -
so how do you - have you done any kind of inventory recently?	The car's not from our lot, ma'am.
yah, i see.	So how do you - have you done any kind of inventory recently?
okay, are you sure, cause, i mean, how do you know?  because, see, the crime i'm investigating, the perpetrators were driving a car with dealer plates. and they called someone who works here, so it'd be quite a coincidence if they weren't, ya know, connected.	Yah, I see.
yah, like i told ya, we haven't had any vehicles go missing.	Okay, are you sure, cause, I mean, how do you know?  Because, see, the crime I'm investigating, the perpetrators were driving a car with dealer plates. And they called someone who works here, so it'd be quite a coincidence if they weren't, ya know, connected.
yah, it's this vehicle i asked you about yesterday. i was just wondering -	Yah, like I told ya, we haven't had any vehicles go missing.
no, i -	Yah, it's this vehicle I asked you about yesterday. I was just wondering -
i unnerstand. i'll keep it real short, then. i'm on my way out of town, but i was just - do you mind if i sit down? i'm carrying a bit of a load here.	No, I -
yah, no, i'm kinda - i'm kinda busy -	I unnerstand. I'll keep it real short, then. I'm on my way out of town, but I was just - Do you mind if I sit down? I'm carrying a bit of a load here.
no. no, ma'am.	Okey-dokey, thanks a bunch. I'll let you get back to your paperwork, then.
yah, ya know we've got the big statue there. so you haven't had any vehicles go missing, then?	No. No, ma'am.
...babe the blue ox?	Yah, ya know we've got the big statue there. So you haven't had any vehicles go missing, then?
yah. yah. home a paul bunyan and babe the blue ox.	...Babe the Blue Ox?
...brainerd?	Yah. Yah. Home a Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox.
...mr. lundegaard?	...Brainerd?
uh-huh. well, i'm a police officer from up brainerd investigating some malfeasance and i was just wondering if you've had any new vehicles stolen off the lot in the past couple of weeks - specifically a tan cutlass ciera?	...Mr. Lundegaard?
my father-in-law, he's the owner.	Uh-huh. Well, I'm a police officer from up Brainerd investigating some malfeasance and I was just wondering if you've had any new vehicles stolen off the lot in the past couple of weeks - specifically a tan Cutlass Ciera?
well, you can help me. my name's marge gunderson -	My father-in-law, he's the owner.
naw, i... executive sales manager.	Well, you can help me. My name's Marge Gunderson -
...you're the owner here, mr. lundegaard?	Naw, I... Executive Sales Manager.
huh? do you mind if i sit down - i'm carrying quite a load here.	...You're the owner here, Mr. Lundegaard?
what... what is it all about?	Huh? Do you mind if I sit down - I'm carrying quite a load here.
i wonder if i could take just a minute of your time here -	What... What is it all about?
huh? yah?	I wonder if I could take just a minute of your time here -
mr. lundegaard?	Huh? Yah?
where're you going?	Be back in a minute. If Stan calls you, just tell him I went to Embers. Oh, geez -
it's okay, scotty.	Where're you going?
...dad?	It's okay, Scotty.
good day, sir.	...Yah.
yah.	Good day, sir.
my patience is at an end.	Yah.
yah.	My patience is at an end.
mr. lundegaard, that very well may be. i must inform you, however, that absent the receipt of those numbers by tomorrow afternoon, i will have to refer this matter to our legal department.	Yah.
yah!  i... those are in the mail.	Mr. Lundegaard, that very well may be. I must inform you, however, that absent the receipt of those numbers by tomorrow afternoon, I will have to refer this matter to our legal department.
this is reilly deifenbach at gmac. sir, i have not yet received those vehicle ids you promised me.	Yah!  I... those are in the mail.
yah!	This is Reilly Deifenbach at GMAC. Sir, I have not yet received those vehicle IDs you promised me.
jerome lundegaard?	Yah!
yah!	Jerome Lundegaard?
things have changed. circumstances, jerry. beyond the, uh... acts of god, force majeure..	What the - how's Jean?
well, what do ya mean?	Things have changed. Circumstances, Jerry. Beyond the, uh... acts of God, force majeure..
circumstances have changed, jerry.	Well, what do ya mean?
well, yah, i got an idea. how's that ciera workin' out for ya?	Circumstances have changed, Jerry.
know who this is?	Well, yah, I got an idea. How's that Ciera workin' out for ya?
well... yah.	Know who this is?
all right, jerry, you got this phone to yourself?	Well... yah.
jerry lundegaard.	All right, Jerry, you got this phone to yourself?
okay.	Okay, real good, then.
i mean send it over. i'll shoot it right over to ya.	Okay.
no, no, fax is -	I mean send it over. I'll shoot it right over to ya.
yah, no problem, i'll just fax that over to ya, then.	No, no, fax is -
three hundred and twenty thousand dollars. see, i gotta correlate that money with the cars it's being lent on.	Yah, no problem, I'll just fax that over to ya, then.
yah, how much money was that?	Three hundred and twenty thousand dollars. See, I gotta correlate that money with the cars it's being lent on.
okay, because if i can't correlate this note with the specific vehicles, then i gotta call back that money -	Yah, how much money was that?
yah, okay, i'll have my girl send you over a copy, then.	Okay, because if I can't correlate this note with the specific vehicles, then I gotta call back that money -
no, fax is no good, that's what i have and i can't read the darn thing -	Yah, okay, I'll have my girl send you over a copy, then.
well, but see, i don't have 'em in front a me - why don't i just fax you over a copy -	No, fax is no good, that's what I have and I can't read the darn thing -
i'm sure they do - ha ha! but i can't read their serial numbers here. so if you could read me -	Well, but see, I don't have 'em in front a me - why don't I just fax you over a copy -
yah, well, they exist all right.	I'm sure they do - ha ha! But I can't read their serial numbers here. So if you could read me -
yeah, but we have an audit here, i just have to know that these vehicles you're financing with this money, that they really exist.	Yah, well, they exist all right.
but the deal's already done, i already got the money -	Yeah, but we have an audit here, I just have to know that these vehicles you're financing with this money, that they really exist.
yeah, but the vehicles you were borrowing on, i just can't read the serial numbers on your application. maybe if you could just read them to me -	But the deal's already done, I already got the money -
yah, so we're all set.	Yeah, but the vehicles you were borrowing on, I just can't read the serial numbers on your application. Maybe if you could just read them to me -
yeah, the three hundred and twenty thousand dollars, you got the money last month.	Yah, so we're all set.
but i already got the, it's okay, the loans are in place, i already got the, the what, the -	Yeah, the three hundred and twenty thousand dollars, you got the money last month.
that's for sure. now, i just need, on these last, these financing documents you sent us, i can't read the serial numbers of the vehicles on here, so i -	But I already got the, it's okay, the loans are in place, I already got the, the what, the -
yah, it's pretty darned busy here, but that's the way we like it.	That's for sure. Now, I just need, on these last, these financing documents you sent us, I can't read the serial numbers of the vehicles on here, so I -
pretty good, mr. lundegaard.  you're damned hard to get on the phone.	Yah, it's pretty darned busy here, but that's the way we like it.
yah, real good. how you doin'?	Pretty good, Mr. Lundegaard.  You're damned hard to get on the phone.
yah, real good.	Dad's here.
thank you, hon. how's fargo?	Yah, real good.
hon? got the growshries.	Thank you, hon. How's Fargo?
sure, jerry, we're all set. why wouldn't we be?	Yah, no, I'm sure you are. Shep vouched for you and all. I got every confidence in you fellas.
yah, how ya doin'. so, uh, we all set on this thing, then?	Sure, Jerry, we're all set. Why wouldn't we be?
yeah, okay. well, siddown then.  i'm carl showalter and this is my associate gaear grimsrud.	Yah, how ya doin'. So, uh, we all set on this thing, then?
yah, you bet. it's in the lot there. brand-new burnt umber ciera.	Yeah, okay. Well, siddown then.  I'm Carl Showalter and this is my associate Gaear Grimsrud.
ya got the car?	Yah, you bet. It's in the lot there. Brand-new burnt umber Ciera.
i'm sure sorry. i - shep told me 8:30. it was a mix-up, i guess.	Ya got the car?
we been sitting here an hour.  i've peed three times already.	I'm sure sorry. I - Shep told me 8:30. It was a mix-up, I guess.
shep said 8:30.	We been sitting here an hour.  I've peed three times already.
shep said you'd be here at 7:30. what gives, man?	Shep said 8:30.
yah, shep proudfoot said -	Shep said you'd be here at 7:30. What gives, man?
are you calling stan?	Well... I'm goin' ta bed now.
yah.	Are you calling Stan?
...is everything okay?	Yah.
okay.	...Is everything okay?
twice.	Okay.
yah, okay.	Twice.
stan grossman called.	Yah, okay.
yah.	Stan Grossman called.
...dad?	Yah.
no, see -	Look, Jerry, you're not sellin' me a damn car. It's my show here.  That's that.
...there's a million dollars here!	No, see -
they want my money, they can deal with me. otherwise i'm goin' to a professional.  he points at a briefcase.	...There's a million dollars here!
the heck d'ya mean?	They want my money, they can deal with me. Otherwise I'm goin' to a professional.  He points at a briefcase.
all the more reason!  i don't want you - with all due respect, jerry - i don't want you mucking this up.	The heck d'ya mean?
no, wade! they were real clear! they said they'd call tomorrow, with instructions, and it's gonna be delivered by me alone!	It's my money, I'll deliver it - what do they care?
dammit! i wanna be a part a this thing!	No, Wade! They were real clear! They said they'd call tomorrow, with instructions, and it's gonna be delivered by me alone!
... stan, i'm thinkin' we should offer 'em half a million.	Now come on here, no way, Wade!  No way!
you're darned tootin'!	Ah, dammit!
heck, you don't know! you're just whistlin' dixie here! i'm sayin', the cops, they can advise us on this! i'm sayin' call a professional!	No! No cops! That's final! This is my deal here, Wade! Jean is my wife here!
yah, but think this thing through here, wade. ya give 'em what they want, why wont' they let her go? you gotta listen to me on this one, wade.	Heck, you don't know! You're just whistlin' Dixie here! I'm sayin', the cops, they can advise us on this! I'm sayin' call a professional!
a million dollars is a lot a damn money! and there they are, they got my daughter!	Yah, but think this thing through here, Wade. Ya give 'em what they want, why wont' they let her go? You gotta listen to me on this one, Wade.
well, they -	A million dollars is a lot a damn money! And there they are, they got my daughter!
well, a course they're gonna say that! but where's my protection? they got jean here! i give these sons a bitches a million dollars, where's my guarantee they're gonna let her go.	Well, they -
no! they said no cops! they were darned clear on that, wade! they said you call the cops and we -	Well, a course they're gonna say that! But where's my protection? They got Jean here! I give these sons a bitches a million dollars, where's my guarantee they're gonna let her go.
- all's i know is, ya got a problem, ya call a professional!	No! They said no cops! They were darned clear on that, Wade! They said you call the cops and we -
yah, but i - okay, i would, i'd guarantee ya your money back.	I'm not talkin' about your damn word, Jerry. Geez, what the heck're you?... Well, look, I don't want to cut you out of the loop, but his here's a good deal.  I assume, if you're not innarested, you won't mind if we move on it independently.
what the heck were you thinkin'? heck, if i'm only gettin' bank interest, i'd look for complete security. heck, fdic. i don't see nothin' like that here.	Yah, but I - okay, I would, I'd guarantee ya your money back.
you're sayin' that we put in all the money and you collect when it pays off?	No, no. I - I'd, I'd - pay you back the principal, and interest heck, I'd go - one over prime -
but we never talked about your fee for bringin' it to us.	No, but, Wade, see, I was bringin' you this deal for you to loan me the money to put in. It's my deal here, see?
yah.	But we never talked about your fee for bringin' it to us.
we're good to loan in.	Yah.
yah.	We're good to loan in.
stan and i're okay.	Yah.
what kind of finder's fee were you looking for?	...Huh?
yah, thanks, stan, it's a pretty -	What kind of finder's fee were you looking for?
yah.	2:30.
come by at 2:30 and we'll talk about it. if your numbers are right, stan says its pretty sweet. stan grossman.	Yah.
no kiddin'! i'd need the cash pretty quick there. in order to close the deal.	Come by at 2:30 and we'll talk about it. If your numbers are right, Stan says its pretty sweet. Stan Grossman.
we might be innarested.	No kiddin'! I'd need the cash pretty quick there. In order to close the deal.
no kiddin'?	We might be innarested.
stan grossman looked at your proposal. says it's pretty sweet.	No kiddin'?
oh, nothing, wade. how ya doin' there?	Stan Grossman looked at your proposal. Says it's pretty sweet.
what's goin' on there?	Oh, nothing, Wade. How ya doin' there?
how ya doin', wade?	What's goin' on there?
well, you know stan'll say no dice. that's why you pay him.  i'm asking you here, wade. this could work out real good for me and jean and scotty -	Jean and Scotty never have to worry.
i thought you were gonna show it to stan grossman. he passes on this stuff before it gets kicked up to me.	Well, you know Stan'll say no dice. That's why you pay him.  I'm asking you here, Wade. This could work out real good for me and Jean and Scotty -
yah, well, it's a chunk, but -	I thought you were gonna show it to Stan Grossman. He passes on this stuff before it gets kicked up to me.
yah, well, seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars is a lot - ha ha ha!	Yah, well, it's a chunk, but -
i mean a parking lot.	Yah, well, seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars is a lot - ha ha ha!
i know it's a lot.	I mean a parking lot.
lot. it's a limited -	I know it's a lot.
a heck of a lot. what'd you say you were gonna put there?	lot. It's a limited -
yah, you said you'd have a think about it. i understand it's a lot of money -	A heck of a lot. What'd you say you were gonna put there?
you told me about it.	Yah, you said you'd have a think about it. I understand it's a lot of money -
wade, have ya had a chance to think about, uh, that deal i was talkin' about, those forty acres there on wayzata?	You told me about it.
...who they playin'?	OOOoooh!  His reaction synchronizes with a reaction from the crowd.
norstars.	...Who they playin'?
whatcha watchin' there?	Norstars.
yah, pretty good.	Whatcha watchin' there?
yah, well, see, i did that, and i haven't been able to get 'em, so i thought you maybe'd know an alternate number or what have ya.	Nope.
call 'em up.	Yah, well, see, I did that, and I haven't been able to get 'em, so I thought you maybe'd know an alternate number or what have ya.
well, that's okay, he's a buddy of the guy ya vouched for, so i'm not worryin'. i just, i was wonderin', see, i gotta get in touch with 'em for, i might not need it anymore, sumpn's happenin', see -	Call 'em up.
never heard of him. don't vouch for him.	Well, that's okay, he's a buddy of the guy ya vouched for, so I'm not worryin'. I just, I was wonderin', see, I gotta get in touch with 'em for, I might not need it anymore, sumpn's happenin', see -
carl somethin'?	Never heard of him. Don't vouch for him.
i vouch for grimsrud. who's his buddy?	Carl somethin'?
well, that's okay, i just -	I vouch for Grimsrud. Who's his buddy?
well, i don't vouch for him.	Well, that's okay, I just -
well, yah, but he had a buddy there. he, uh -	Well, I don't vouch for him.
put you in touch with grimsrud.	Well, yah, but he had a buddy there. He, uh -
say, ya know those two fellas ya put me in touch with, up there in fargo?	Put you in touch with Grimsrud.
mm.	Say, ya know those two fellas ya put me in touch with, up there in Fargo?
say, shep, how ya doin' there?	Mm.
yah. owner was on the desk then, said these two guys had company.	Oh, yah?
geez, that's a good lead. the blue ox, that's that trucker's joint out there on i-35?	Yah. Owner was on the desk then, said these two guys had company.
no motels registered any tan ciera last night. but the night before, two men checked into the blue ox registering a ciera and leavin' the tag space blank.	Geez, that's a good lead. The Blue Ox, that's that trucker's joint out there on I-35?
how we doin' on that vehicle?	No motels registered any tan Ciera last night. But the night before, two men checked into the Blue Ox registering a Ciera and leavin' the tag space blank.
yah, that's a good one.	Yah.
yah. say, lou, ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to j2l 4685?	Yah, that's a good one.
...geez.	Yah. Say, Lou, ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J2L 4685?
oh...	...Geez.
yah, i think that vehicle there probly had dealer plates. dlr?	Oh...
yah?	Yah, I think that vehicle there probly had dealer plates. DLR?
i'm not sure i agree with you a hunnert percent on your policework, there, lou.	Yah?
so i got the state lookin' for a ciera with a tag startin' dlr.  they don't got no match yet.	I'm not sure I agree with you a hunnert percent on your policework, there, Lou.
uh-huh.	So I got the state lookin' for a Ciera with a tag startin' DLR.  They don't got no match yet.
...last vehicle he wrote in was a tan ciera at 2:18 a.m.  under the plate number he put dlr - i figure they stopped him or shot him before he could finish fillin' out the tag number.	Uh-huh.
yah...	...Last vehicle he wrote in was a tan Ciera at 2:18 a.m.  Under the plate number he put DLR - I figure they stopped him or shot him before he could finish fillin' out the tag number.
you look in his citation book?	Yah...
no, no, i just wanna get norm some night crawlers.	You look in his citation book?
you don't think he's mixed up in -	No, no, I just wanna get Norm some night crawlers.
heck, yah. ya think, is dave open yet?	You don't think he's mixed up in -
yah, woulda been cold out here.	Heck, yah. Ya think, is Dave open yet?
somebody shut his lights. i guess the little guy sat in there, waitin' for his buddy t'come back.	Yah, woulda been cold out here.
no way.	Somebody shut his lights. I guess the little guy sat in there, waitin' for his buddy t'come back.
you haven't monkeyed with his car there, have ya?	No way.
yah.	You haven't monkeyed with his car there, have ya?
well, he's got his gun on his hip there, and he looks like a nice enough guy. it's a real shame.	Yah.
how's it look, marge?	Well, he's got his gun on his hip there, and he looks like a nice enough guy. It's a real shame.
yah, this guy's smaller than his buddy.	Oh, yah?
yah?	Yah, this guy's smaller than his buddy.
there's two of 'em, lou!	Yah?
let's go take a look at that trooper.	There's two of 'em, Lou!
yah? well, what now, d'ya think?	Let's go take a look at that trooper.
oh, yah. norm made some eggs.	Yah? Well, what now, d'ya think?
you had breakfast yet, margie?	Oh, yah. Norm made some eggs.
yah. now i'm hungry again.	You had breakfast yet, Margie?
yah?	Yah. Now I'm hungry again.
...well, that passed.	Yah?
i'm fine - it's just morning sickness.	...Well, that passed.
geez, you okay, margie?	I'm fine - it's just morning sickness.
uh - i just, i think i'm gonna barf.	Geez, you okay, Margie?
ya see something down there, chief?	Uh - I just, I think I'm gonna barf.
i'd be very surprised if our suspect was from brainerd.	Yah.
yah.	I'd be very surprised if our suspect was from Brainerd.
okay, so we got a state trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, and these folks drive by, and we got a high-speed pursuit, ends here, and this execution-type deal.	Yah.
where is everybody?	Well - it's cold, Margie.
yah, looks pretty bad. two of'm're over here.	Where is everybody?
yah, thanks a bunch. so what's the deal, now? gary says triple homicide?	Yah, looks pretty bad. Two of'm're over here.
margie. thought you might need a little warm-up.	Yah, thanks a bunch. So what's the deal, now? Gary says triple homicide?
hiya, lou.	Margie. Thought you might need a little warm-up.
...i'll fix ya some eggs.	Aw, Norm.
ya gotta eat a breakfast...	...I'll fix ya some eggs.
aw, you can sleep, hon.	Ya gotta eat a breakfast...
gotta eat a breakfast, marge.  i'll fix ya some eggs.	Aw, you can sleep, hon.
that's okay, hon. i gotta run.	Gotta eat a breakfast, Marge.  I'll fix ya some eggs.
i'll fix ya some eggs.	That's okay, hon. I gotta run.
yah.	I'll fix ya some eggs.
gotta go?	Yah.
...you can sleep, hon. it's early yet.	Gotta go?
you were such a super lady...  and then i... i been so lonely...	It's okay, Mike...
it's okay...	You were such a super lady...  and then I... I been so lonely...
...i'm sorry... i shouldn't a done this... i thought we'd have a really terrific time, and now i've...	It's okay...
no - i'm sorry! it's just - i been so lonely - then i saw you, and...	...I'm sorry... I shouldn't a done this... I thought we'd have a really terrific time, and now I've...
it's okay, mike - should we get together another time, ya think?	No - I'm sorry! It's just - I been so lonely - then I saw you, and...
i always liked ya so much...	It's okay, Mike - Should we get together another time, ya think?
well, i always liked you, mike.	I always liked ya so much...
i was so... i been so... and then i saw you on tv, and i remembered, ya know... i always liked you...	Well, I always liked you, Mike.
better times.	I was so... I been so... and then I saw you on TV, and I remembered, ya know... I always liked you...
i'm sorry, mike.	Oh, ya know, that's, uh - what can I say?...
it was a tough, uh... it was a long - she fought real hard, marge...	I'm sorry, Mike.
no, i didn't...	It was a tough, uh... it was a long - She fought real hard, Marge...
yah, i, uh... she had leukemia, you know...	No, I didn't...
i'm sorry.	Yah, I, uh... She had leukemia, you know...
yah, well, i, uh... it's not that it didn't work out - linda passed away. she, uh...	I'm sorry.
it sounds like you're doin' really super.	Yah, well, I, uh... it's not that it didn't work out - Linda passed away. She, uh...
yah, if you're an engineer, yah, you could do a lot worse. of course, it's not, uh, it's nothin' like your achievement.	It sounds like you're doin' really super.
well, they're a good outfit.	Yah, if you're an engineer, yah, you could do a lot worse. Of course, it's not, uh, it's nothin' like your achievement.
and then i, and then i been workin' for honeywell for a few years now.	Well, they're a good outfit.
i think i remember linda, yah.  she was - yah. so things didn't work out, huh?	And then I, and then I been workin' for Honeywell for a few years now.
yah, sorry, so i was married to linda cooksey - ya remember linda?  she was a year behind us.	I think I remember Linda, yah.  She was - yah. So things didn't work out, huh?
no, no, that's fine.	Yah, sorry, so I was married to Linda Cooksey - ya remember Linda?  She was a year behind us.
oh, sure, i unnerstand, i didn't mean to -	No, no, that's fine.
no, just so i can see ya, ya know. don't have to turn my neck.	Oh, sure, I unnerstand, I didn't mean to -
huh? oh, okay, i'm sorry.	No, just so I can see ya, ya know. Don't have to turn my neck.
no, i - mike - wyncha sit over there, i'd prefer that.	Huh? Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
...i was married to linda cooksey -	No, I - Mike - wyncha sit over there, I'd prefer that.
well, yah, i was married. i was married to - you mind if i sit over here?	...I was married to Linda Cooksey -
oh, yah, but there's not a heckuva lot to discuss. what about you, mike? are you married - you have kids?	Well, yah, I was married. I was married to - You mind if I sit over here?
great. what brings ya down - are ya down here on that homicide - if you're allowed, ya know, to discuss that?	Oh, yah, but there's not a heckuva lot to discuss. What about you, Mike? Are you married - you have kids?
oh, yah, a long time ago.	Great. What brings ya down - are ya down here on that homicide - if you're allowed, ya know, to discuss that?
oh, yah, couple years now. it's actually eden prarie - that school district. so chief gunderson, then! so ya went and married norm son-of- a-gunderson!	Oh, yah, a long time ago.
you're livin' in edina, then?	Oh, yah, couple years now. It's actually Eden Prarie - that school district. So Chief Gunderson, then! So ya went and married Norm Son-of- a-Gunderson!
yah, ya know it's the radisson, so it's pretty good.	You're livin' in Edina, then?
...this is a nice place.	Yah, ya know it's the Radisson, so it's pretty good.
just a diet coke.	...This is a nice place.
...what can i get ya?	Just a Diet Coke.
i see that! that's great!	...What can I get ya?
yah - easy there - you do too!  i'm expecting, ya know.	I see that! That's great!
geez! you look great!	Yah - easy there - you do too!  I'm expecting, ya know.
heck, it's been such a long time, mike. it's great to hear from ya.	Yah... Yah, yah. Geeze, Margie!
oh, pretty good.	Heck, it's been such a long time, Mike. It's great to hear from ya.
yah - how are you doon?	Oh, pretty good.
yah?	Yah - how are you doon?
okay, ya know. okay.	Yah?
well, how the heck are ya?	Okay, ya know. Okay.
yah, that's me.	Well, how the heck are ya?
i thought, geez, is that margie olmstead? i can't believe it!	Yah, that's me.
yah.	I thought, geez, is that Margie Olmstead? I can't believe it!
yah, i'm down in the twin cities and i was just watching on tv about these shootings up in brainerd, and i saw you on the news there.	Yah.
no, that's okay.	Yah, I'm down in the Twin Cities and I was just watching on TV about these shootings up in Brainerd, and I saw you on the news there.
oh, geez. it's quarter to eleven.  i hope i dint wake you.	No, that's okay.
yah, yah, course i remember.  how are ya? what time is it?	Oh, geez. It's quarter to eleven.  I hope I dint wake you.
nope.	So you think you might remember who those folks were who called ya?
...i know you don't want to be an accessory to something like that.	Nope.
now, i saw some rough stuff on your priors, but nothing in the nature of a homicide...	...I know you don't want to be an accessory to something like that.
uh-huh.	Now, I saw some rough stuff on your priors, but nothing in the nature of a homicide...
well, associating with criminals, if you're the one they talked to, that right there would be a violation of your parole and would end with you back in stillwater.	Uh-huh.
so?	Well, associating with criminals, if you're the one they talked to, that right there would be a violation of your parole and would end with you back in Stillwater.
...now, i know you've had some problems, struggling with the narcotics, some other entanglements, currently on parole -	So?
well, mr. proudfoot, this call came in past three in the morning.  it's just hard for me to believe you can't remember anyone calling.	...Now, I know you've had some problems, struggling with the narcotics, some other entanglements, currently on parole -
nope.	Well, Mr. Proudfoot, this call came in past three in the morning.  It's just hard for me to believe you can't remember anyone calling.
anyone else residing there?	Nope.
yep.	Anyone else residing there?
well, you do reside their at 1425 fremont terrace?	Yep.
nope.	Well, you do reside their at 1425 Fremont Terrace?
yes, ma'am. are we the closest pd?	Yah, Menominie only has Chief Perpich and he takes February off to go to Boundary Waters.
copy. yah, send me back-up!	Yes, ma'am. Are we the closest PD?
...chief gunderson?	Copy. Yah, send me back-up!
don't go in! wait for back-up!	...Chief Gunderson?
my car! my car! tan ciera!	Don't go in! Wait for back-up!
whose car?	My car! My car! Tan Ciera!
there's the car! there's the car!	Whose car?
we've got a -	There's the car! There's the car!
copy.	We've got a -
yah, it's over the wire, it's everywhere, they'll find 'em.	Copy.
yah, the loudmouth. so the whole state has it, lundegaard and gustafson?	Yah, it's over the wire, it's everywhere, they'll find 'em.
oh. gary's loudmouth.	Yah, the loudmouth. So the whole state has it, Lundegaard and Gustafson?
oh, i'm almost back - i'm driving around moose lake.	Oh. Gary's loudmouth.
yah. where are ya, margie?	Oh, I'm almost back - I'm driving around Moose Lake.
copy. and lundegaard too.	Yah. Where are ya, Margie?
still missing. we're looking.	Copy. And Lundegaard too.
sorry - didn't copy.	Still missing. We're looking.
- looking.	Sorry - didn't copy.
but we still haven't found gustafson.	- looking.
yah.	But we still haven't found Gustafson.
gustafson's accountant.	Yah.
lundegaard's father-in-law's accountant.	Gustafson's accountant.
and this guy is...	Lundegaard's father-in-law's accountant.
yah.	And this guy is...
the day of our homicides.	Yah.
his wife. this guy says she was kidnapped last wednesday.	The day of our homicides.
yah, linda's fine. you should call her.	Geez. Well - geez. That's a suprise.
oh. geez.	Yah, Linda's fine. You should call her.
yah, he - he's been struggling. he's living with his parents now.	Oh. Geez.
oh. oh, my.	Yah, he - he's been struggling. He's living with his parents now.
no. no. they never married.  mike's had psychiatric problems.	Oh. Oh, my.
so... they didn't...	No. No. They never married.  Mike's had psychiatric problems.
no. no. no. they weren't - he, uh, he was bothering linda for about, oh, for a good year.  really pestering her, wouldn't leave her alone.	So... they didn't...
linda cooksey?	No. No. No. They weren't - he, uh, he was bothering Linda for about, oh, for a good year.  Really pestering her, wouldn't leave her alone.
no.	Linda Cooksey?
linda.	No.
his wife?	Linda.
well, it was nothin' specific he said, it just seemd like it all hit him really hard, his wife dyin' -	His wife?
what'd he say?	Well, it was nothin' specific he said, it just seemd like it all hit him really hard, his wife dyin' -
mm. but ya think he's all right? saw him last night and he's -	What'd he say?
well, i'm sorry i won't see ya.	Mm. But ya think he's all right? saw him last night and he's -
no, i'm leavin' this mornin', back up to brainerd.	Well, I'm sorry I won't see ya.
...hello?	Norm?
this is mike yanagita. ya know - mike yanagita. remember me?	...Mike Yanagita!
...well, yah. who's this?	This is Mike Yanagita. Ya know - Mike Yanagita. Remember me?
margie olmstead?	...Well, yah. Who's this?
yah?	Margie Olmstead?
yah, is this marge?	Yah?
hello?	Yah, is this Marge?
i love you, margie.	I love you, Norm.
yah, i guess.	That's terrific.
when they're stuck with a bunch a the old ones!	Yah, I guess.
yah.	When they're stuck with a bunch a the old ones!
oh, for pete's - a course they do! every time they raise the darned postage, people need the little stamps!	Yah.
hautman's blue-winged teal got the twenty-nine cent. people don't much use the three-cent.	Oh, for Pete's - a course they do! Every time they raise the darned postage, people need the little stamps!
it's terrific!	Hautman's blue-winged teal got the twenty-nine cent. People don't much use the three-cent.
it's just the three cent.	It's terrific!
norm, that's terrific!	It's just the three cent.
yah.	Norm, that's terrific!
your mallard?	Yah.
three-cent stamp.	Your mallard?
...so?	Three-cent stamp.
yah.	...So?
they announced it?	Yah.
yah, not too bad. so it's nice up there?	Yah, it's good. No pike yet, but it's good.
was it reasonable?	Yah, not too bad. So it's nice up there?
had dinner at a place called the king's table. buffet style. it was pretty darn good.	Was it reasonable?
you shouldn't be on your feet too much, you got weight you're not used too. how's the food down there?	Had dinner at a place called the King's Table. Buffet style. It was pretty darn good.
no, no.	You shouldn't be on your feet too much, you got weight you're not used too. How's the food down there?
not on your feet too much?	No, no.
oh, fine.	Not on your feet too much?
yeah, couple a muskies. no pike yet. how d'you feel?	Oh, fine.
oh, pretty good. they bitin'?	Yeah, couple a muskies. No pike yet. How d'you feel?
yah, okay. how's the hotel?	Oh, pretty good. They bitin'?
they're good, norm, but you're better'n them.	Yah, ya think?
they're real good.	They're good, Norm, but you're better'n them.
aw, hon, you're better'n them.	They're real good.
pretty good. found out the hautmans are entering a painting this year.	Aw, hon, you're better'n them.
...how's the paintin' goin'?	Pretty good. Found out the Hautmans are entering a painting this year.
uh-huh.	...How's the paintin' goin'?
you bet. thanks for lunch. what do we got here, arbie's?	Uh-huh.
thanks, hon.	You bet. Thanks for lunch. What do we got here, Arbie's?
yah.	Thanks, hon.
yah?	Prowler needs a jump.
hon?	Yah?
thanks, hon. time to shove off.	Love ya, Margie.
well, they're all out on the wire. well, you know...	Yah. Well, I just can't thank you enough, Detective Sibert, this cooperation has been outstanding.
boy, this thing is really... geez.	Well, they're all out on the wire. Well, you know...
and this shep proudfoot character, he's a little darling. he's now wanted for assault and parole violation. he clobbered a neighbor of his last night and another person who could be one of your perps, and he's at large.	Boy, this thing is really... geez.
oh, my.	And this Shep Proudfoot character, he's a little darling. He's now wanted for assault and parole violation. He clobbered a neighbor of his last night and another person who could be one of your perps, and he's at large.
his wife's in the hospital, has been for a couple months. the big c.	Oh, my.
geez. looks like this thing goes higher than we thought. you call his home?	His wife's in the hospital, has been for a couple months. The big C.
she's visiting relatives in florida. now his boss, this guy gustafson, he's also disappeared. nobody at his office knows where he is.	Geez. Looks like this thing goes higher than we thought. You call his home?
and his wife?	She's visiting relatives in Florida. Now his boss, this guy Gustafson, he's also disappeared. Nobody at his office knows where he is.
we called his house; his little boy said he hadn't been there.	And his wife?
uh-huh.	We called his house; his little boy said he hadn't been there.
i'm tellin' ya.	Well... Why don't we...
well -	We gotta protect Jean. These - we're not holdin' any cards here, Wade, they got all of 'em. So they call the shots.
i gotta tell ya, wade, i'm leanin' to jerry's viewpoint here.	Well -
he's at norstar.	He's at -
what the heck, jerry, if i wanted bank interest on seven hunnert'n fifty thousand i'd go to midwest federal. talk to bill diehl.	He's at Norstar.
this is do-able.	Congratulations, Jerry.
no!  look at you!  you're... you're running around in ski masks, exploding things...	He was killed serving Project Mayhem.
he was killed in action.	No!  Look at you!  You're... you're running around in ski masks, exploding things...
get your hands off him!  get off...! what the hell do you think you're doing... ? evidence?!  this is a man... !  you killed him!	He was killed in action.
what... ?	The garden.  Take him there.  Move, people.  Let's do this!
the first rule of project --	Right, right.
where's tyler?	The first rule of Project --
that wouldn't interest you.	Where's Tyler?
you are a moron.	I'm afraid I have to insist you leave.
i'm not disclosed to bespeak any such information to you, nor would i, even if i had said information you want, at this juncture be able.	You are a moron.
look at my face.  i'm a member.  i just need to know if you've seen tyler durden.	I'm not disclosed to bespeak any such information to you, nor would I, even if I had said information you want, at this juncture be able.
i'm sorry, i haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.	Look at my face.  I'm a member.  I just need to know if you've seen Tyler Durden.
there's no one else here.	I'm sorry, I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.
sir, you're disturbing the other patrons with your laudish behavior.	There's no one else here.
i need to know where tyler is.  can't you help me?	Sir, you're disturbing the other patrons with your laudish behavior.
yeah, both of us.	You know about the guy who invented it? I hear all kinds of things. Supposedly, he was born in a mental institution.  They say he only sleeps one hour a night.  You know about this guy?  Tyler Durden?
that's a fucking great, man!  fucking great! congratulations.	Yeah, both of us.
look at my face.	That's a fucking great, man!  Fucking great! Congratulations.
you are?!	Look at my face.
bob, bob... i'm a member.	You are?!
and the second rule about it is... you're not supposed to talk about it. and the third rule...	Bob, Bob... I'm a member.
oh.	And the second rule about it is... you're not supposed to talk about it. And the third rule...
the first rule is... you aren't supposed to talk about it...	Oh.
really, what's that?	The first rule is... you aren't supposed to talk about it...
no.  i found something new.	Really, what's that?
really?  great.  still "remaining men together?"	No.  I found something new.
better than i've ever been in my life.	Really?  Great.  Still "Remaining Men Together?"
bob.  i'm okay.  how are you?	Better than I've ever been in my life.
cornelius!  how are you?	Bob.  I'm okay.  How are you?
...using steroids.  i was a juicer. diabonol, then, wisterol -- it's for racehorses, for christsake.  now i'm bankrupt, divorced, my two grown kids won't return my calls...	Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.
bob was a champion bodybuilder.  you know that chest expansion program you see on tv?  that was his idea.	...using steroids.  I was a juicer. Diabonol, then, Wisterol -- it's for racehorses, for Christsake.  Now I'm bankrupt, divorced, my two grown kids won't return my calls...
six months ago, bob's testicles were removed.  then hormone therapy.  he developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen.  that was where my head fit -- into his huge, sweating tits that hung enormous, the way we think of god's as big.	They're gonna have to open my pec's again to drain the fluid.
yes.  we're men.  men is what we are.	Six months ago, Bob's testicles were removed.  Then hormone therapy.  He developed bitch tits because his testosterone was too high and his body upped the estrogen.  That was where my head fit -- into his huge, sweating tits that hung enormous, the way we think of God's as big.
we're still men.	Yes.  We're men.  Men is what we are.
this was a support group for men with testicular cancer.  the big moosie slobbering all over me was bob.	We're still men.
just who the fuck do you think you are?!  get out!  you're fired!	What about this?  Keep me on payroll as an outside consultant.  In exchange for my salary, I'll keep my mouth shut.  I won't need to come to the office.  I can do this job from home.
let's pretend.  you're the department of transportation, and you discover that our company intentionally did nothing about leather seats cured in third world countries with chemicals we know cause birth defects?  brake linings that fail after a thousand miles.  fuel injectors that burn people alive.	Just who the fuck do you think you are?!  Get out!  You're fired!
i am jack's complete lack of surprise.	Let's pretend.  You're the Department of Transportation, and you discover that our company intentionally did nothing about leather seats cured in third world countries with chemicals we know cause birth defects?  Brake linings that fail after a thousand miles.  Fuel injectors that burn people alive.
okay.  where to begin?  with your constant absenteeism?  with your unpresentable appearance?  you're up for review...	I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise.
we need to talk.	Okay.  Where to begin?  With your constant absenteeism?  With your unpresentable appearance?  You're up for review...
"abuse" the copy machine.  there's an image.	Pretend you're me.  You find this. What would you do?
you don't get paid to abuse the copy machine.	"Abuse" the copy machine.  There's an image.
hmm?	You don't get paid to abuse the copy machine.
"the second rule of fight club... is this yours?	Hmm?
i must've left the original in the copy machine.	"The second rule of fight club... Is this yours?
is that your blood?	Some of it, yes.
have you finished those reports?	Yes.
after fight club, everything else in your life gets the volume turned down.  you can deal with anything.	Have you finished those reports?
he was full of pep.  must've had his grande latte enema.	Here are your flight coupons.  Call me from the road if there are any snags.  Your itinerary...
you need to make these your primary "action items."	He was full of pep.  Must've had his grande latte enema.
you want me to de-prioritize my current reports until you advise of a status upgrade?	You need to make these your primary "action items."
it must've been tuesday.  he was wearing his "cornflower-blue" tie.	You want me to de-prioritize my current reports until you advise of a status upgrade?
i'm going to need you out-of-town a little more this week.  we've got some "red-flags" to cover.	It must've been Tuesday.  he was wearing his "cornflower-blue" tie.
i'd like to thank the academy...	Well, if any ideas come to you, give me a call.  In the meantime, don't leave town.  I may need to bring you in for questioning.
no.  no, sir.  i loved that condo. i loved every stick of furniture. the lamps, the chairs, the rugs, were me.  the dishes were me.  the plants were...	I'd like to thank the academy...
who do you think could've done this?	I'll ask the questions, son.
whoever set this homemade dynamite could've blown out the pilot light days before the explosion.  the gas, it seems, was just a detonator.	Who do you think could've done this?
this is... really a shock...	Whoever set this homemade dynamite could've blown out the pilot light days before the explosion.  The gas, it seems, was just a detonator.
it means it was homemade.	This is... really a shock...
what does that mean?	It means it was homemade.
yes.  it left a residue of ammonium oxalate and potassium perchloride. do you know what that means?	What does that mean?
dynamite?	Yes.  It left a residue of ammonium oxalate and potassium perchloride. Do you know what that means?
the dynamite...	Dynamite?
yes, sire, strange.  very strange.	The dynamite...
does this sound strange to you?	Yes, sire, strange.  Very strange.
i am jack's cold sweat.	Does this sound strange to you?
no, i wasn't aware...	I am Jack's Cold Sweat.
i don't know if you're aware... your front door -- it seems someone sprayed freon into the lock, then tapped it with a chisel to shatter the cylinder.	No, I wasn't aware...
yes?	I don't know if you're aware... your front door -- it seems someone sprayed freon into the lock, then tapped it with a chisel to shatter the cylinder.
this is detective stern with the arson unit.  we have some new information about the "incident" at your condo.	Yes?
i'm in pain.	You want to see pain?  Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights.  See the guys with testicular cancer.  That's pain.
you need healthy, natural sleep. chew valerian root and get some more exercise.	I'm in pain.
red-and-blue tuinal, lipstick-red seconals.	You need healthy, natural sleep. Chew valerian root and get some more exercise.
can't you give me something?	Red-and-blue Tuinal, lipstick-red Seconals.
you need to lighten up.	Can't you give me something?
maybe i died already.  look at my face.	You need to lighten up.
no, you can't die of insomnia.	Maybe I died already.  Look at my face.
who did this to you?	I did, I think.  But, I'm okay... I'm fine...
yes.	Who did this to you?
my god, you're shot...	Yes.
what happened... ?	Don't ask.
i'm not paying this back.  i consider it "asshole tax."	Yes, fine.  Just, get on.  Stay away a couple of weeks, at least.
i can't let myself see where you're going.  go wherever it takes you, remember... keep away from major cities...	I'm not paying this back.  I consider it "asshole tax."
why are you doing this?	I can't let myself see where you're going.  Go wherever it takes you, remember... keep away from major cities...
i'm begging you.  get on the bus. get on the bus.	Why are you doing this?
tyler...	I'm begging you.  Get on the bus. Get on the bus.
leave me alone!  i don't ever want to see you again!	Okay, if that's what it takes, you'll never have to see me again.  Here... here...
do this for me, marla.  do this for me, if you never do anything else...	Leave me alone!  I don't ever want to see you again!
let go of me!	Do this for me, Marla.  Do this for me, if you never do anything else...
i'm sorry, but i...	What?!  You're sorry?  I don't believe that for a minute.
there's a part of you i really like, but i can't do this anymore.  i just can't.  this is killing me...	I'm sorry, but I...
no, no, shut up!  i've had enough. i tried, tyler... i have tried...	There's a part of you I really like, but I can't do this anymore.  I just can't.  This is killing me...
marla...	No, no, shut up!  I've had enough. I tried, Tyler... I have tried...
you are an insane person.	Marla...
you have to get out of here.  leave as soon as possible.  go to any rural town, away from any major city...	You are an insane person.
what?	You have to get out of here.  Leave as soon as possible.  Go to any rural town, away from any major city...
i'm trying to tell you -- and this is where you have to trust me -- but, i think your life might be in real danger.	What?
i mean, the depth and breadth of our relationship has only recently been illuminated for me.  i know this... i know us hasn't been such a great thing for you...	Whatever.  I'll take my food to go...
what?	I mean, the depth and breadth of our relationship has only recently been illuminated for me.  I know this... I know us hasn't been such a great thing for you...
i deserve that.  anyway, i've... i've only just realized	What?
two sides?  you're dr. jeckle and mr. jackass.	I deserve that.  Anyway, I've... I've only just realized
i know that i've been... unwell.  i know it's been like there's two sides to me.	Two sides?  You're Dr. Jeckle and Mr. Jackass.
you got about thirty seconds.	I know that I've been... unwell.  I know it's been like there's two sides to me.
because... i'm tyler durden.	Then, I'll have the clam chowder... fried chicken and a baked potato with everything and a chocolate chiffon pie.
absolutely, you have every right.  i need you to do me a favor.	I've done you enough favors.
sixty seconds, then i'm out of here.	Absolutely, you have every right.  I need you to do me a favor.
give me a minute, marla, alright... just sixty seconds.	Sixty seconds, then I'm out of here.
i don't want to hear anything you've got to say.	Give me a minute, Marla, alright... just sixty seconds.
marla... i need to talk to you.  it's going to take a tremendous act of faith on your part for you to hear me out.	Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
the were burning their fingertips with lye.  the stink was unbelievable.	Marla... I need to talk to you.  It's going to take a tremendous act of faith on your part for you to hear me out.
i'm sorry, i...	The were burning their fingertips with lye.  The stink was unbelievable.
your whacked-out, bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom.  i thought they were going to break my arm.	I'm sorry, I...
marla...	Your whacked-out, bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom.  I thought they were going to break my arm.
tyler durden!  tyler durden, you fucking freak.  what's going on?  i'm coming over there...	Marla, no, wait...
say my name!  what's my name!?	Tyler Durden!  Tyler Durden, you fucking freak.  What's going on?  I'm coming over there...
what... ?	Say my name!  What's my name!?
say my name.	What... ?
what is wrong with you?	Say my name.
what did you say... ?	What is wrong with you?
we've just lost cabin pressure.	What did you say... ?
you fuck me, then snub me.  you love me, you hate me.  you show me your sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole!  is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship, tyler?	We've just lost cabin pressure.
answer the question!	You fuck me, then snub me.  You love me, you hate me.  You show me your sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole!  Is that a pretty accurate description of our relationship, Tyler?
is that what you're calling it?	Answer the question!
we did make love?	Is that what you're calling it?
you mean, you want to know if i think we were just having sex or making love?	We did make love?
will you just answer me, for christsake?!	You mean, you want to know if I think we were just having sex or making love?
is this a trick?	Will you just answer me, for Christsake?!
because the answer's "yes" or because the answer's "no?"	Is this a trick?
what kind of stupid question is that?!	Because the answer's "yes" or because the answer's "no?"
marla, it's me.  have we... have we ever had sex?	What kind of stupid question is that?!
yeah?	Marla, it's me.  Have we... have we ever had sex?
what?	He's not here!  Tyler's not here anymore!  He's gone away!
he's not here.	What?
can i come in?	He's not here.
the paper street soap company.	Can I come in?
let go of me...  leave me alone.	You're afraid to say.
why would you get bent if i asked?	Let go of me...  Leave me alone.
why would you ask if it's a guy or a girl?!	Why would you get bent if I asked?
guy or girl?	Why would you ask if it's a guy or a girl?!
... a person.	Guy or girl?
what is this?  who did this?	... A person.
no.	That day you came over to my place to play doctor... what was going on there?
that... sawing and hammering.	Have we been talking too long?  Must we change the subject?
hear what?	That... sawing and hammering.
you hear that?	Hear what?
what do you get out of it?	You hear that?
i don't understand.  why does a weak person have to go out and find a strong person... to hang onto?	What do you get out of it?
i don't know.	It was the smart move on her part.
do you care?	I don't know.
when?	Do you care?
chloe's dead.	When?
really... i mean it.  have you been going to your groups?	Chloe's dead.
whatever.	Really... I mean it.  Have you been going to your groups?
you... don't have to... leave.	Whatever.
uh ... nah.	Well... thanks, anyway.
i could check your prostate.	Uh ... nah.
i think everything's okay here.	I could check your prostate.
i wish i could return the favor.	I think everything's okay here.
no... no problem.	I wish I could return the favor.
well, that's a relief.  thank you.	No... no problem.
nothing.	Well, that's a relief.  Thank you.
you feel nothing?	Nothing.
okay.  okay, i'm sure.	You feel nothing?
make sure.	Okay.  Okay, I'm sure.
no.	Make sure.
feel anything?	No.
here.	Feel anything?
here.	Here.
there?	Here.
here.	There?
where?  here?	Here.
no, thanks.	Good.
tragically, they're dead.  i'm alive and i'm in poverty.  you want any?	No, thanks.
this is a sweet side of you.  picking these up for ...  "mrs. haniver" and... "mrs. raines." where are they?	Tragically, they're dead.  I'm alive and I'm in poverty.  You want any?
she didn't call tyler.  i'm neutral in her book.	This is a sweet side of you.  Picking these up for ...  "Mrs. Haniver" and... "Mrs. Raines." Where are they?
please.	She didn't call Tyler.  I'm neutral in her book.
i don't know ...	Please.
would you do something for me?  i need you to check and see if there's a lump in my breast.  i can't afford to throw money away on a doctor.	I don't know ...
what are you talking about?	Would you do something for me?  I need you to check and see if there's a lump in my breast.  I can't afford to throw money away on a doctor.
you're such a nutcase, i can't even begin to keep up.	Goodbye.
don't worry, i'm leaving.	You're such a nutcase, I can't even begin to keep up.
it's time for you to leave.	Don't worry, I'm leaving.
like sex crime victims, underwear inside-out, bound with electrical tape.	It suits you.
i got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.	Worth every penny.
except for their humping, tyler and marla were never in the same room.	I got this dress at a thrift store for one dollar.
what... ?	What the hell are you doing here?
what are you doing here?	What... ?
so you're staying in tonight?	Do you want to wait to hear me describe death?
this could go on for hours.	So you're staying in tonight?
this isn't a for-real suicide thing. this is probably one of those cry-for- help things.	This could go on for hours.
picture yourself watching marla singer throw herself around her crummy apartment.	This isn't a for-real suicide thing. This is probably one of those cry-for- help things.
me too.  i got a stomach full of xanax.  i took what was left of a bottle.  might've been too much.	Picture yourself watching Marla Singer throw herself around her crummy apartment.
i'm just on my way out...	Me too.  I got a stomach full of Xanax.  I took what was left of a bottle.  Might've been too much.
i've been going to debtor's anonymous.  you want to see some truly fucked up people?	I'm just on my way out...
look, this is a bad time...	I've been going to debtor's anonymous.  You want to see some truly fucked up people?
like testicular cancer?	Look, this is a bad time...
it's for men.	Like testicular cancer?
really?	It's for men.
i found a new one.	Really?
you haven't been going to yours.	I found a new one.
that's the idea -- we split them.	You haven't been going to yours.
the forwarding number.  i haven't seen you at any support groups.	That's the idea -- we split them.
how did you find me?	The forwarding number.  I haven't seen you at any support groups.
marla?	How did you find me?
where have you been the last few weeks?	Marla?
in case we want to switch nights.	I suppose.
should we?	In case we want to switch nights.
um... marla, should we maybe exchange numbers?	Should we?
looks like this is goodbye.	Let's not make a big thing out of it.
deal.	Looks like this is goodbye.
we'll split it.  you get it the first and third sunday of the month.	Deal.
that's your favorite, too?  tried to slip it by me, eh?	We'll split it.  You get it the first and third Sunday of the month.
so, we each have three -- that's six. what about the seventh day?  i want ascending bowel cancer.	The girl had done her homework.
so far, you have four and i only have two!	Then, take blood parasites.  It's yours.  Now we each have three.
you can't have the whole brain!	So far, you have four and I only have two!
i want that.	You can't have the whole brain!
okay.  i'll take blood parasites and organic brain dementia --	I want that.
i want brain parasites.	Okay.  I'll take blood parasites and organic brain dementia --
you can't have both parasites.  you can take blood parasites --	I want brain parasites.
i'll take the parasites.	You can't have both parasites.  You can take blood parasites --
i don't know -- am i?	I'll take the parasites.
you're kidding.	I don't know -- am I?
well, technically, i have more of a right to be there than you.  you still have your balls.	You're kidding.
i think testicular cancer should be no contest.	Well, technically, I have more of a right to be there than you.  You still have your balls.
you take tuberculosis.  my smoking doesn't go over at all.	I think testicular cancer should be no contest.
we'll split up the week.  you can have lymphoma, tuberculosis and --	You take tuberculosis.  My smoking doesn't go over at all.
candy-stripe a cancer ward.  it's not my problem.	Please.  Can't we do something... ?
look, i can't cry with a faker present.	Candy-stripe a cancer ward.  It's not my problem.
really?	Look, I can't cry with a faker present.
it becomes an addiction.	Really?
-- instead of just waiting for their turn to speak.	Yeah.
i... i don't know.  i guess... when people think you're dying, they really listen, instead...	-- Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak.
a year?  how'd you manage that?	Anyone who might've noticed either died or recovered and never came back.
these are my groups.  i was here first.  i've been coming for a year.	A year?  How'd you manage that?
it's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.	These are my groups.  I was here first.  I've been coming for a year.
why are you doing this?	It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.
i'll expose you.	Go ahead.  I'll expose you.
telling me off.  is it going as well as you hoped... ?  "... mr. taylor."	I'll expose you.
practicing what?	Telling me off.  Is it going as well as you hoped... ?  "... Mr. Taylor."
and i saw you practicing this...	Practicing what?
what?	Okay, in the Sylvia Plath philosophy way, we're all dying.  But you're not dying the way Chloe is dying.
i'm on to you.  you're a faker.  you aren't dying.	What?
sure.	I'm on to you.  You're a faker.  You aren't dying.
we need to talk.	Sure.
... and you come home to this.	You fucking slut!!
i star-sixty-nined you.  i never pick up my phone.  what's up?	Well... let me see... here's the thing...
i just called a second ago.  there was no answer.  i'm at a payphone.	I star-sixty-nined you.  I never pick up my phone.  What's up?
oh, yeah.	I just called a second ago.  There was no answer.  I'm at a payphone.
uh... i'm sorry.  we met on the plane.  we had the same briefcase. i'm... you know, the clever guy.	Oh, yeah.
who's this?	Uh... I'm sorry.  We met on the plane.  We had the same briefcase. I'm... you know, the clever guy.
tyler?	Who's this?
who's this?	Tyler?
hello?	Who's this?
you're the one who did this to me. you're mr. durden, sir.  tyler durden.	Please return your seatbacks to their full upright and locked position.
is this part of the test?	You're the one who did this to me. You're Mr. Durden, sir.  Tyler Durden.
who do you think i am?	Is this part of the test?
you were standing right where you are now, asking how good our security is. it's tight as a drum.	Who do you think I am?
what?	You were standing right where you are now, asking how good our security is. It's tight as a drum.
you were in here last thursday night.	What?
yes... it's a test.	You were in here last Thursday night.
is this a test, sir?	Yes... it's a test.
... you know me?	Is this a test, sir?
how have you been?	... You know me?
i had everything in that bag.  my c.k. shirts... my d.k.n.y. shoes...	Yeah, uh huh... yeah?  Oh...
nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor.  but, every once in a while ...  ...it's a dildo.  it's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.  we use the indefinite aricle: "a dildo."  never "your dildo."	I had everything in that bag.  My C.K. shirts... my D.K.N.Y. shoes...
my suitcase was vibrating?	Nine time out of ten, it's an electric razor.  But, every once in a while ...  ...it's a dildo.  It's airline policy not to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.  We use the indefinite aricle: "A dildo."  Never "Your dildo."
baggage handlers.  but when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.	My suitcase was vibrating?
excuse me?  "throwers?"	Baggage handlers.  But when a suitcase vibrates, the throwers have to call the police.
throwers don't worry about ticking. modern bombs don't tick.	Excuse me?  "Throwers?"
tell the other person how you feel.	You're a tourist.  I saw you at melanoma, tuberculosis and testicular cancer.
if i did have a tumor, i'd name it marla.  marla...the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.	Now, find your power animal.
-- but, in here, in everyone, there's the squint of a five-day headache. yet they forced themselves to be positive.  they never said "parasite;" they said "agent."  they always talked about getting better.	Okay, everyone.
i wasn't really dying, i wasn't host to cancer or parasites; i was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around.	...And you open the door and you step inside.  We're inside our hearts.  Now, imaging your pain as a white ball of healing light.  That's right, the pain itself is a ball of healing light.
tonight, we're going to open the green door -- the heart chakra...	I wasn't really dying, I wasn't host to cancer or parasites; I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around.
what?	My eyes are open.
look at me...	What?
what?	Look at me...
appreciate something.	What?
what?	Appreciate something.
do something for me.	What?
why are you going with this, ikea- boy?	It's the only way to get rid of you...
why do you want to do that? why do you want to put that gun in your mouth?	Not my mouth.  Our mouth.
what have you left for me?	Why do you want to do that? Why do you want to put that gun in your mouth?
what are you doing?	What have you left for me?
i swear on my life, i won't...	You will.  You know you will.
if i leave, you will be right back where i found you...	I swear on my life, I won't...
please understand... i've gotten all i can from this, tyler.	If I leave, you will be right back where I found you...
i'm doing this for us.	Please understand... I've gotten all I can from this, Tyler.
why are you doing this?!	I'm doing this for us.
no more running off without you. from here on out, we do it together.	Why are you doing this?!
... no, no, no...	No more running off without you. From here on out, we do it together.
from now on, we'll share marla. we've been spending too much time apart...	... no, no, no...
noooo, please...	From now on, we'll share Marla. We've been spending too much time apart...
look, i can be selfish, i know that.  i'm not blind to my own failings...	Noooo, please...
no, no, i don't.  i thank you, i really do.  thank you, but i don't need you anymore.	Look, I can be selfish, I know that.  I'm not blind to my own failings...
you need me.	No, no, I don't.  I thank you, I really do.  Thank you, but I don't need you anymore.
why can't i get rid of you?  why can't i just wish you away?	You need me.
why what?	Why can't I get rid of you?  Why can't I just wish you away?
why... why... why... ?	Why what?
how'd you do that?!  you're a fucking figment of my imagination... you're psychogenic fugue state...	Fuck that, maybe you're my hallucination.
no...	Proceed with remote detonation.
not exactly according to plan.	Do we have to do everything ourselves?!
damn it!  god-damn it...	Not exactly according to plan.
paraffin.  your merry band mixed the nitro with paraffin.  i saw it floating in the bomb.	Damn it!  God-damn it...
what?	Paraffin.  Your merry band mixed the nitro with paraffin.  I saw it floating in the bomb.
paraffin.	What?
what the fuck -- ?	Paraffin.
please...	Fifteen seconds now.  Can you see alright?  10... 9... 8....
it's out of our hands.  this is it.	Please...
can't you call it off... ?	It's out of our hands.  This is it.
this is the beginning.  we're at ground zero.  maybe you should say a few words, to mark the occasion.	i... ann....iinn.. ff....nnyin...
i think this is about where we came in.	This is the beginning.  We're at ground zero.  Maybe you should say a few words, to mark the occasion.
one minute.	I think this is about where we came in.
defuse the bomb?	Yes.
defuse the bomb, please.	Defuse the bomb?
ask me nicely.	Defuse the bomb, please.
defuse the bomb.	Ask me nicely.
what?	Defuse the bomb.
tyler...	What?
not an option, for the most obvious of reasons.  you need to get with the program.  seven minutes.  let's get out of here.	Tyler...
i quit.	Not an option, for the most obvious of reasons.  You need to get with the program.  Seven minutes.  Let's get out of here.
you want out?	I quit.
fuck your struggle.  i want out.	You want out?
bob was a grown man.  in any great struggle, there will be casualties. wouldn't that be implicit in the name?  project "mayhem."	Fuck your struggle.  I want out.
bob is dead, tyler.  the police blew a hole in his head.  was that part of your plan?	Bob was a grown man.  In any great struggle, there will be casualties. Wouldn't that be implicit in the name?  Project "Mayhem."
i've got everything.  the bombs.  the army.  i've got marla.	Bob is dead, Tyler.  The police blew a hole in his head.  Was that part of your plan?
fuck you.	I'm serious.  That's the wrong one.
don't pull the green wire.  pull anything but the green wire.	Fuck you.
yes...	Don't pull the green wire.  Pull anything but the green wire.
green?  did you say green?	Yes...
i'm pulling the green wire.	Green?  Did you say green?
this is not about martyrdom.	I'm pulling the green wire.
if i'm wrong, we're both dead..	This is not about martyrdom.
i wouldn't be doing that.  unless you know which wires, in what order...	If you know, I know.
the buildings were evacuated thirty minutes ago.  everything's proceeding exactly as planned.	You don't know that.  There could still be people inside.
since when is project mayhem about murder?	The buildings were evacuated thirty minutes ago.  Everything's proceeding exactly as planned.
what are you doing running through the streets in your underpants?  we both use that body.	Since when is Project Mayhem about murder?
...your sentences!  they're our sentences.  get your mind around that.	What are you doing running through the streets in your underpants?  We both use that body.
stop finishing...	...your sentences!  They're our sentences.  Get your mind around that.
...to let this happen!	Stop finishing...
i'm not going...	...to let this happen!
...stop me?	I'm not going...
i'm going to...	...stop me?
...go through with this? what are you going to do?	I'm going to...
i can't let you...	...go through with this? What are you going to do?
what a ridiculous thing to say.	I can't let you...
you... you can't be serious about this.	What a ridiculous thing to say.
you could be standing under 37 stories of steel and concrete with a 150 gallons of nitroglycerin strapped to the support... oh, maybe it couldn't be...	You... you can't be serious about this.
she's... you... you're fucking her.	Um, well... technically, no.
what about marla?	She's... you... you're fucking her.
what about marla?	What about Marla?
night jobs -- while you were sleeping.	What about Marla?
you have jobs.	Night jobs -- while you were sleeping.
the house is rented in your name.	You have jobs.
you took me to the house.	The house is rented in your name.
what about them?  they're lunatics.	You took me to the house.
wrong, wrong -- what about the car crash... the two guys in the backseat?	What about them?  They're lunatics.
you never talked to me in front of anyone else.	Wrong, wrong -- what about the car crash... the two guys in the backseat?
no!  this isn't true.  we... we were around other people, together, both of us...	You never talked to me in front of anyone else.
it's okay.  we okay... a little codependent, sure, but...	No!  This isn't true.  We... we were around other people, together, both of us...
what... what are you saying?	It's okay.  We okay... a little codependent, sure, but...
we're going to have to do something about marla...	What... what are you saying?
this isn't possible...	We're going to have to do something about Marla...
there!  happy?  i asked for one thing from you... one simple promise.  now look what you've done!	This isn't possible...
oh, yeah.  i didn't really know my dad...	But, when you fall asleep, I do things without you...
he's not here!  tyler's not here anymore!  he's gone away!	You can see me and hear me, but no one else can...
and, sometimes you control it...	He's not here!  Tyler's not here anymore!  He's gone away!
the first rule of fight club is -- you don't talk about fight club.	And, sometimes you control it...
sometimes i control it, and you imagine yourself watching me...	The first rule of fight club is -- you don't talk about fight club.
what are you talking about... ?	Sometimes I control it, and you imagine yourself watching me...
is this really news to you?	What are you talking about... ?
what... ?	Is this really news to you?
people think that you're me, because you and i happen to share the same body.	What... ?
i don't know!  tell me!	People think that you're me, because you and I happen to share the same body.
why do people think anything?	I don't know!  Tell me!
answer me, tyler.	Why do people think anything?
why did you do that?	Answer me, Tyler.
why do people think i'm tyler durden?	Why did you do that?
you broke your promise.  you talked to her about me.	Why do people think I'm Tyler Durden?
why do people think i'm you?	You broke your promise.  You talked to her about me.
and, we're definitely filling a void in the rural south.	Why do people think I'm you?
what's this all about, tyler?	And, we're definitely filling a void in the rural South.
four in milwaukee.	What's this all about, Tyler?
if the applicant waits at the door for three days without food, shelter or encouragement, then he can enter and begin training.	"Training?"  Tyler...
"applicant?"	If the applicant waits at the door for three days without food, shelter or encouragement, then he can enter and begin training.
if the applicant is young, we tell him he's too young.  old, too old. fat, too fat.	"Applicant?"
"too young?"	If the applicant is young, we tell him he's too young.  Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
wait a minute...	"Too young?"
you're too young.  sorry.	Wait a minute...
... is over.	... is over.
this conversation...	... is over.
what are you talking about?	Nothing.
what?	Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat!  It's not a seminar!  You have to forget everything you know, everything you think you know -- about life, about friendship, about you and me.
why do you think i blew up your condo?	What?
fuck my life.  fuck fight club.  fuck you and fuck marla.  i'm sick of this.  how's that?	Why do you think I blew up your condo?
i want to hear the truth.	Fuck my life.  Fuck fight club.  Fuck you and fuck Marla.  I'm sick of this.  How's that?
i would feel nothing about my life? is that what you want to hear?!	I want to hear the truth.
if you died right now, how would you feel about your life?	I would feel nothing about my life? Is that what you want to hear?!
i don't know!  nothing!	If you died right now, how would you feel about your life?
you're asking questions that don't have answers.  you know just as much about project mayhem as anybody else.	I don't think that's true.
i'm not asking you to.	You're asking questions that don't have answers.  You know just as much about Project Mayhem as anybody else.
you choose your level of involvement. i won't make decisions for you.	I'm not asking you to.
what the hell ... ?!	You choose your level of involvement. I won't make decisions for you.
tyler...	What the hell ... ?!
we are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.  we are all part of the same compost heap...	Tyler...
what are you doing?!	We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.  We are all part of the same compost heap...
this does not belong to us.  we are not the leaders.  we are not special.	What are you doing?!
i want to know --	What do you want to know about Project Mayhem?
should i e-mail you?  should i put this on your "action item list?"	I want to know --
look...	Should I E-mail you?  Should I put this on your "action item list?"
what do you want?  a statement of purpose... ?	Look...
you know what i mean.	What do you want?  A statement of purpose... ?
is this a needlepoint club?  is it about you and me?	You know what I mean.
why wasn't i involved from the beginning?  you and i started fight club together.	Fight club was the beginning.  Now it's out of the basements and there's a name for it -- Project Mayhem.
what should i have told you?	Why wasn't I involved from the beginning?  You and I started fight club together.
why wasn't i told about "project mayhem?"	What should I have told you?
no.	Why wasn't I told about "Project Mayhem?"
something on your mind?	No.
where did you go, psycho-boy?	I felt like destroying something beautiful.
hey.	Hey.
i feel sick.	Imagine how he feels.
i asked you what you studied.	Tell him!
tyler...	An expired community college student ID card.  What did you used to study, Raymond K. Hessel?
homework assignment.	What is it?
what are we doing?	Homework assignment.
newcastle?  did you start that one?	I thought you did.
local 8 just started in penns grove. and, bob said he was at fight club in newcastle last week.	Newcastle?  Did you start that one?
i heard.  local 15, monday nights.	Local 8 just started in Penns Grove. And, Bob said he was at fight club in Newcastle last week.
there's fight club in delaware city.	I heard.  Local 15, Monday nights.
fucking sweet.	Okay, and... and...
six months advance pay.  six months!	Fucking sweet.
what... ?	Nothing.  Do what you like.
work.  going to work.	What... ?
yeah.  where you headed?	Work.  Going to work.
you quit?	Yeah.  Where you headed?
no thanks, i quit.	You quit?
... marla ... ?	Fuck damnation.  Fuck redemption.  We are God's unwanted children, with no special place and no special attention, and so be it.
we don't need him...	We don't... ?
it isn't... ?	We don't need him...
listen to me.  you have to consider the possibility that god doesn't like you, he never wanted you.  in all probability, he hates you.  this is not the worst thing that can happen...	It isn't... ?
i don't know...	Listen to me.  You have to consider the possibility that God doesn't like you, he never wanted you.  In all probability, He hates you.  This is not the worst thing that can happen...
shut up.  our fathers were our models for god.  and, if our fathers bailed, what does that tell us about god?	I don't know...
no, i'm not...	Shut up.  Our fathers were our models for God.  And, if our fathers bailed, what does that tell us about God?
this is the greatest moment of your life and you're off somewhere, missing it.	No, I'm not...
no, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment.	This is the greatest moment of your life and you're off somewhere, missing it.
i... i think i understand.  i think i get it...	No, what you're feeling is premature enlightenment.
stop it.  this is your pain -- your burning hand.  it's right here.  look at it.	I was going to my cave to find my power animal.
look at your hand.	Guided meditation worked for cancer, it could work for this.
tyler's kiss was a bonfire on the back of my hand.	Look at your hand.
hard to imagine you in boy scouts.	This clear layer in glycerin.  We'll mix it back in when we make the soap.
as the fat renders, the tallow floats to the surface.  remember the crap they taught you in boy scouts.	Hard to imagine you in Boy Scouts.
what is this place?	A liposuction clinic.
you get rid of her.	Don't mention me.
"the liberator who destroyed my property has re-aligned my paradigm of perception."	Shhhhhh!  I don't know what to make of this, sir, I really don't...
huh?	"The liberator who destroyed my property has re-aligned my paradigm of perception."
you want to finish her off?	Uh... nah...
i said i promise!	That was three times you promised.
promise?	I said I promise!
yes, i promise.	Promise?
promise you won't.	Yes, I promise.
okay.	Promise you won't.
if you ever say anything about me or about what happens here in this house, to her or anyone -- i will find out.  and you'll never see me again.  promise me.	Okay.
you've gotta understand something about me.  i have a little rule, okay?  don't ever talk to her about me.  ever.  i can't stand that kind of shit.	If you ever say anything about me or about what happens here in this house, to her or anyone -- I will find out.  And you'll never see me again.  Promise me.
what?	You've gotta understand something about me.  I have a little rule, okay?  Don't ever talk to her about me.  Ever.  I can't stand that kind of shit.
listen... do me a favor... sit here a minute...	What?
she'd invaded my support groups, now she's invading my home.	Listen... do me a favor... sit here a minute...
she needs an exorcist.  this isn't love.  this is sport-fucking.	She'd invaded my support groups, now she's invading my home.
marla doesn't need a lover.  she needs a case worker.	She needs an exorcist.  This isn't love.  This is sport-fucking.
hey... don't knock librarians.	Marla doesn't need a lover.  She needs a case worker.
oh, and my pace is more librarians.	Hey... don't knock librarians.
she is a wild, twisted bitch.  stay away from that one.	Oh, and my pace is more librarians.
you're okay with this?	I'm fine.
yeah, i'm sure.	Good.  This chick was up on the table with her legs in the stirrups before the doctor even walked in the room. The things that she said... I've never heard a woman talk like that...
you're sure?	Yeah, I'm sure.
i mean, this girl... uh, you're not into her or anything... ?	No.  Not at all.
he was obviously able to handle it.	I mean, this girl... uh, you're not into her or anything... ?
unbelievable, huh?	He was obviously able to handle it.
you?	Abe Lincoln.  Big reach.  Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
good answer.	You?
okay... ghandi.	Good answer.
any historical figure.	Okay... Ghandi.
fight club became the reason to cut your hair short and trim your fingernails.	Any historical figure.
hemingway.  you?	Shatner.  William Shatner.
doesn't matter.	Hemingway.  You?
alive or dead?	Doesn't matter.
if you could fight any celebrity?	Alive or dead?
a guy came to fight club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough.  after a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.	If you could fight any celebrity?
soldier of fortune.  business week. new republic.	Show-off.
what are you reading?	Soldier of Fortune.  Business Week. New Republic.
"i get cancer, and i kill joe."	What are you reading?
"i am joe's lungs."  it's written in first person.  "without me, joe could not take in oxygen to feed his red blood cells."  there's a whole series -- "i am joe's prostate."	"I get cancer, and I kill Joe."
oh, a new riot control grenade...  "...the successful combination of concussive, 3000 foot-candle flash- blasts and simultaneous high-velocity disbursement of...blah, blah, blah..."	"I am Joe's Lungs."  It's written in first person.  "Without me, Joe could not take in oxygen to feed his red blood cells."  There's a whole series -- "I am Joe's Prostate."
what?	Oh, a new riot control grenade...  "...the successful combination of concussive, 3000 foot-candle flash- blasts and simultaneous high-velocity disbursement of...blah, blah, blah..."
hum.	What?
the previous occupant had been a bit of a shut-in.	Hum.
what car?	I don't know how Tyler found the house, but he'd been there for half a year.
where's your car?	What car?
same here.	A generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is the answer we really need.
after i graduated, i called him long distance and asked, "now what?"  he said, "get a job."  when i turned twenty-five, i called him and asked, "now what?"  he said, "i don't know. get married."	Same here.
i know that.	After I graduated, I called him long distance and asked, "Now what?"  He said, "Get a job."  When I turned twenty-five, I called him and asked, "Now what?"  He said, "I don't know. Get married."
he was setting up franchises.  my father never went to college, so it was really important that i go.	I know that.
oh, yeah.  i didn't know my dad.  well, i knew him, till i was six.  he went and married another woman, had more kids. every six years or so he'd do it again -- new city, new family.	He was setting up franchises.  My father never went to college, so it was really important that I go.
my dad.  no question.	Oh, yeah.  I didn't know my dad.  Well, I knew him, till I was six.  He went and married another woman, had more kids. Every six years or so he'd do it again -- new city, new family.
my boss, probably.  who would you fight?	My dad.  No question.
anyone.	My boss, probably.  Who would you fight?
anyone?	Anyone.
if you could fight anyone... one on one, whoever you wanted, who would you fight?	Anyone?
this fight, pussy.	If you could fight anyone... one on one, whoever you wanted, who would you fight?
what fight?	This fight, pussy.
the fight.	What fight?
call what off?	The fight.
we've crossed the threshold.  you want to call it off?	Call what off?
is it?	We've crossed the threshold.  You want to call it off?
but a good strange.	Is it?
strange.	But a good strange.
how do you feel?	Strange.
like hell.  that counted.	How do you feel?
shit.  sorry.  that didn't count.	Like hell.  That counted.
surprise me.	Shit.  Sorry.  That didn't count.
where do you want it?  in the face?	Surprise me.
alright, go crazy.  let 'er rip.	Where do you want it?  In the face?
this is crazy.	Alright, go crazy.  Let 'er rip.
why not you?  i'm letting you go first.  do it.	This is crazy.
me?	Why not you?  I'm letting you go first.  Do it.
i don't want to die without any scars.  how much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?  come on... you're the only person i've ever asked.	Me?
no.  that's a good thing, isn't it?	I don't want to die without any scars.  How much can you really know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?  Come on... you're the only person I've ever asked.
i don't know, either.  i want to find out.  i've never been hit, have you?	No.  That's a good thing, isn't it?
i don't know about this.	I don't know, either.  I want to find out.  I've never been hit, have you?
you get the idea.	I don't know about this.
go ahead.  say it.	You get the idea.
he farted on meringue; he sneezed on braised endive; and, with creme of mushroom soup, well...	Go ahead.  Say it.
... oh, yeah.  oh, yeah.	He farted on meringue; he sneezed on braised endive; and, with creme of mushroom soup, well...
don't watch.  i can't if you watch.	... Oh, yeah.  Oh, yeah.
he was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry.	Don't watch.  I can't if you watch.
a nice, big cock.	Only a hummingbird could have caught Tyler at work.
no one really knows that they've seen it. but they did.	A nice, big cock.
one-forty-eighth of a second.  that's how long it's up there.	No one really knows that they've seen it. But they did.
in reel three, right after the courageous dog and the snooty cag -- who have celebrity voices -- eat out of a garbage can, there's the flash of tyler's contribution...	One-forty-eighth of a second.  That's how long it's up there.
-- like splicing single frames from adult movies into family films.	In reel three, right after the courageous dog and the snooty cag -- who have celebrity voices -- eat out of a garbage can, there's the flash of Tyler's contribution...
it affords him other interesting opportunities.	-- Like splicing single frames from adult movies into family films.
why would anyone want this shitty job?	It affords him other interesting opportunities.
it's called a "changeover."  the movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.	Why would anyone want this shitty job?
they're called "cigarette burns."	It's called a "changeover."  The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.
what?	I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
i want you to hit me as hard as you can.	What?
what's that?	I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
you're welcome.  but, i want you to do me one favor.	What's that?
thank you.	You're welcome.  But, I want you to do me one favor.
yes, you can.	Thank you.
can i stay at your place?	Yes, you can.
is it a problem for you to ask?	Can I stay at your place?
would that be a problem?	Is it a problem for you to ask?
why don't you cut the shit and ask if you can stay at my place?	Would that be a problem?
no, i...	Why don't you cut the shit and ask if you can stay at my place?
you called me so you could have a place to stay.	No, I...
huh?	You called me so you could have a place to stay.
we're on our third pitcher of beer. just ask me.	Huh?
i don't follow...	We're on our third pitcher of beer. Just ask me.
so, you called me up, because you just wanted to have a drink before you... go find a hotel?	I don't follow...
yeah.	So, you called me up, because you just wanted to have a drink before you... go find a hotel?
a hotel?	Yeah.
god, it's late.  i should find a hotel...	A hotel?
do what you like.	God, it's late.  I should find a hotel...
don't i?	Do what you like.
the things you own, they end up owning you.	Don't I?
well, i have to file a claim...	The things you own, they end up owning you.
this time maybe get a widescreen tv. you'll be occupied for weeks.	Well, I have to file a claim...
i don't... think so.	This time maybe get a widescreen TV. You'll be occupied for weeks.
the "now i get to go out and buy the exact same stuff all over again" list.  that list.	I don't... think so.
what list?	The "now I get to go out and buy the exact same stuff all over again" list.  That list.
oh, yeah, you gotta start making the list.	What list?
insurance'll cover it.	Oh, yeah, you gotta start making the list.
delivered from bullshit colors like "cobalt," "ebony," and "fuchsia."	Insurance'll cover it.
delivered from martha stewart.	Delivered from bullshit colors like "Cobalt," "Ebony," and "Fuchsia."
delivered from armchairs in obscure green stripe patterns.	Delivered from Martha Stewart.
delivered from swedish furniture.	Delivered from armchairs in obscure green stripe patterns.
but maybe, just maybe, you've been delivered.	Delivered from Swedish furniture.
i mean, you did lose a lot of nice, neat little shit.  the trendy paper lamps, the euro-trash shelving unit, am i right?	But maybe, just maybe, you've been delivered.
...no ...no ...	I mean, you did lose a lot of nice, neat little shit.  The trendy paper lamps, the Euro-trash shelving unit, am I right?
i don't know, maybe i'm wrong.  maybe it's a terrible tragedy.	...no ...no ...
there's always that.	I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
could be worse.  a woman could cut off your penis while you're asleep and toss it out the window of a moving car.	There's always that.
all gone.	Could be worse.  A woman could cut off your penis while you're asleep and toss it out the window of a moving car.
and, now it's gone.	All gone.
i guess so.	And, now it's gone.
this is how we fill up our lives.	I guess so.
you buy furniture.  you tell yourself: this is the last sofa i'll ever need.  no matter what else happens, i've got the sofa issue handled.  then, the right set of dishes.  the right dinette.	This is how we fill up our lives.
well, uh... great.	Keep it up, then.  Keep it right up.
being clever.	Well, uh... great.
what?	Being clever.
how's that working out for you?	What?
thank you.	How's that working out for you?
the spork.  i get it.  you're very clever.	Thank you.
you see, when you travel, everything is small, self-contained--	The spork.  I get it.  You're very clever.
i mean -- for a living.	Why?  So you can say, "Oh, that's what you do." -- And be a smug little shit about it?
what do you want me to do?	I mean -- for a living.
what do you do, tyler?	What do you want me to do?
no, supply oxygen?	Oxygen gets you high.  In a catastrophic emergency, we're taking giant, panicked breaths...
you know why they have oxygen masks on planes?	No, supply oxygen?
tyler durden.	You know why they have oxygen masks on planes?
this is how i met --	Tyler Durden.
pardon me?	This is how I met --
two, equal parts gasoline and diet cola.  three, dissolve kitty-litter in gasoline until the mixture is thick.	Pardon me?
look what we've accomplised.  thirty seconds.	Somehow, I realize all of this -- the gun, the bombs, the revolution -- is really about Marla Singer.
we have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction.  the demolitions committee of project mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of ten buildings with blasting gelatin.  in two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges, and those buildings will be reduced to smoldering rubble.  i know this because tyler knows this.	Look what we've accomplised.  Thirty seconds.
that old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both way.	We have front row seats for this Theater of Mass Destruction.  The Demolitions Committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of ten buildings with blasting gelatin.  In two minutes, primary charges will blow base charges, and those buildings will be reduced to smoldering rubble.  I know this because Tyler knows this.
it's getting exciting now.	That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both way.
one minute.  this is the beginning.  we're at ground zero.  maybe you should say a few words, to mark the occasion.	... i... ann....iinn.. ff....nnyin...
did i tell you i'd call you a fascist dickhead?!	Well, sir, you said you might.
you told me you'd say that, too.	Did I tell you I'd call you a fascist dickhead?!
abort the plan.	You told me you'd say that, too.
you told me you'd say that.	Abort the plan.
now wait, there's been a mix-up. everything's changed...	You told me you'd say that.
don't worry about us, sir.  we're solid.	Now wait, there's been a mix-up. Everything's changed...
excuse me?	Don't worry about us, sir.  We're solid.
very good, sir.	Excuse me?
listen, something is going to happen, something terrible...	Very good, Sir.
maintenance.	Listen, something is going to happen, something terrible...
who is this?	Maintenance.
his name is robert paulson!	No!
robert paulson?	Robert Paulson is dead.  He's dead, because of you...
no!  wrong!  this man's name is robert paulson.	Robert Paulson?
but, in project mayhem, we have no names.	No!  Wrong!  This man's name is Robert Paulson.
no, no.  this is a man -- this man has a name...	But, in Project Mayhem, we have no names.
but, this is project mayhem.	No, no.  This is a man -- this man has a name...
what he wanted?  look... look at him. look at him!  what does he want?  this is a person.  this is not a cog in your machine...	But, this is Project Mayhem.
it's what he would have wanted, sir.	What he wanted?  Look... look at him. Look at him!  What does he want?  This is a person.  This is not a cog in your machine...
thank you.  thank you, sir...	Let go of me!!
alright, christ!  fucking let me go!	Thank you.  Thank you, sir...
we need some towels, lou.  we need replacement light bulbs.	Alright, Christ!  Fucking let me go!
okay!  okay, fuck it!  use the basement!  get off me!	We need some towels, Lou.  We need replacement light bulbs.
pleeeeeease!	Okay!  Okay, fuck it!  Use the basement!  Get off me!
what are you doing?!	Pleeeeeease!
did you hear what i just said?!	You and your friend.
you're welcome to join our club.	Did you hear what I just said?!
look, stupid fuck, i want everyone outta here now!	You're welcome to join our club.
yes, it is.	Look, stupid fuck, I want everyone outta here now!
ain't that something?	Yes, it is.
it's free to all.	Ain't that something?
really?	It's free to all.
there is no money.	Really?
he don't own this place, i do.  how much money's he getting for this?	There is no money.
irvine?  irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.	He don't own this place, I do.  How much money's he getting for this?
we have a deal worked out with irvine.	Irvine?  Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.
who told you motherfuckers you could use my place?	We have a deal worked out with Irvine.
would you rather be dead?	No, please, no, God, no!
too much school.	Would you rather be dead?
stuff.  that means you have to get more schooling.	Too much school.
yeah ... animals and s-s-s ---	Stuff.  That means you have to get more schooling.
animals.	Yeah ... animals and s-s-s ---
i... i don't know...	What did you want to be, Raymond K. Hessel?
why?	I... I don't know...
biology, mostly.	Why?
s-s-stuff.	"Stuff."  Were the mid-terms hard?
your mom and dad will have to call kindly doctor so-and-so to dig up your dental records, because there won't be much left of your face.	Please, God, no...
yesssss...	Your mom and dad will have to call kindly doctor so-and-so to dig up your dental records, because there won't be much left of your face.
is this a picture of mom and dad?	Yesssss...
they give basement apartments letters instead of numbers.  raymond, you're going to die.	Is this a picture of Mom and Dad?
how'd you know?	They give basement apartments letters instead of numbers.  Raymond, you're going to die.
raymond k. hessel. 1320 se benning, apartment a.  a small, cramped basement apartment.	How'd you know?
no!  it can't be.	I have to save Eugene!
what did you see?	I was dead.  And came back to life. An EEG machine.  Where's Eugene?
speed up.	Yeah, fuck 'em.  No offense.
what do you want me to do?	Speed up.
another premonition?	Yes.  I was in a hospital.  There was screaming... A nurse was choking me.  I couldn't tell what she looked like, but the name tag was right in my face.  Kalarjian.
no, it's not here.  this one was different.  more like the pile up and the van going into the lake.	Another premonition?
what did you see?  what am i looking for?	No, it's not here.  This one was different.  More like the pile up and the van going into the lake.
this makes no sense.  isabella was supposed to crash her van into a lake.  could we have altered her destiny when we had her arrested?	I don't think so.  Alex's premonitions happened exactly as he saw them no matter how much we tried to change it.
six duds in a row.	And when it was Rory's turn to die, and Thomas was in the way?
what happened when eugene tried to kill himself out of turn?	Six duds in a row.
are you crazy?  what makes you think you'd survive?	What happened when Eugene tried to kill himself out of turn?
no.  if anyone dies from a crash now, it'll be me.  but i can't die if eugene and isabella are still alive.  i'm last on death's list.	Are you crazy?  What makes you think you'd survive?
what are you doing?  you're going to kill us!	No.  If anyone dies from a crash now, it'll be me.  But I can't die if Eugene and Isabella are still alive.  I'm last on Death's list.
what about that?	How you doing in there, hero?
so if you give us the pregnant lady's number, we can warn her about the lake and she'll live long enough to have the baby.	So let's do it.
please, what else could it mean?	So if you give us the pregnant lady's number, we can warn her about the lake and she'll live long enough to have the baby.
i can practically taste the water in my throat.  and something else.  the smell of flowers...	Then it wasn't just a sign. It was a premonition?
you were there?	I can practically taste the water in my throat.  And something else.  The smell of flowers...
i was driving a white van.  it must've gone out of control because it crashed into a lake and i drowned.  it was...horrible.	You were there?
you have to tell us now.	I...I...
the second one just dies.  a 16 year old kid.	I hope you're ready for this.
i didn't beat it; i hid from it. if you were smart you'd put a down payment on a burial plot and say goodbye to the dog, because what little life you have left is over as you know it.  don't make new friends, don't fall in love, and don't ever bother trying to save others.  that's the worst killer of them all.	How can you say that?  What kind of monster are you?
the songs on the radio.  but wait.  i don't understand.  why is this even happening to me?	That's what Alex used to ask himself right up until...
if you have the same power as alex, you'll be seeing signs soon.  when you see anything creepy or ominous, an in-your-face irony kinda thing? don't ignore it.  it usually means the difference between life and death.	The songs on the radio.  But wait.  I don't understand.  Why is this even happening to me?
signs?	If you have the same power as Alex, you'll be seeing signs soon.  When you see anything creepy or ominous, an in-your-face irony kinda thing? Don't ignore it.  It usually means the difference between life and death.
that's good.  get all your tears out now, you'll need your eyes.  for the signs.	Signs?
congratufuckinglations.  that makes you last to go.  but don't worry, once the others are dead, it'll come back for you.  always does.	That still doesn't make sense.  You said you die in the same order you were originally meant to.  But Evan Shaeffer died last in my premonition, not first.
officer burke pulled me away from the crash that killed my friends.	Congratufuckinglations.  That makes you last to go.  But don't worry, once the others are dead, it'll come back for you.  Always does.
the survivors of flight 180 died in the exact order they were originally meant to die in the plane crash. that was death's original design.	Exact order?  Then I'm next!  I was meant to die with my friends, so I'm next!
death's list.  the precise order you're going to die in.	The survivors of Flight 180 died in the exact order they were originally meant to die in the plane crash. That was Death's original design.
what list?	Death's list.  The precise order you're going to die in.
well, if you put them on the list, they're already tits up.	What list?
it's not just about me.  someone i saved died last night in a freak accident.  what if the others are in danger, too?	Well, if you put them on the list, they're already tits up.
nice work.  maybe if you're real lucky, you'll wind up in here with me.  but i doubt you'll survive that long.	It's not just about me.  Someone I saved died last night in a freak accident.  What if the others are in danger, too?
i had a premonition about the route 18 pile up... i saved some people. and now i think death is after me.	Nice work.  Maybe if you're real lucky, you'll wind up in here with me.  But I doubt you'll survive that long.
yeah, how?	I had a premonition about the Route 18 pile up... I saved some people. And now I think Death is after me.
i thought...i thought you might be able to help me.	Yeah, how?
kimberly burroughs, eh?  what do you want?	I thought...I thought you might be able to help me.
don't sweat it.  it's over.	She had the baby?
a guard grabbed me before i could find eugene.	Don't sweat it.  It's over.
then the only way to survive is to get to the hospital and protect eugene and isabella for as long as we can.	If only Alex and I had done that with the others, Alex might still be...
here we go.  the vehicle's a delivery van registered to jorge and isabella cruz.  and christ, there's almost a dozen domestic disturbance complaints on these two.	We need to hurry.
make sure all these people will be at the meeting tonight.	Taken care of.
remember the onramp?  there was a pregnant woman in a white delivery van.	Holy shit.  He said "only new life can defeat death."  If she gives birth to a baby that was never meant to be born, a brand new soul that was never part of Death's Design...
should we knock?	He probably already knows we're coming.
a mortician.  he seemed to know a hell of a lot more about death than he ever told us.	Should we knock?
so if you never got off the plane, none of us would be alive in the first place.	That's why Death is working backwards. It's tying up all the loose ends, sealing the rift once and for all This chapter of the screenplay contains scene that do not appear or occur elsewhere in the final movie. In order to maintain the integrity of the screenplay, it has not been edited.
being alive after our time caused an outward ripple - a rift in death's design.	So if you never got off the plane, none of us would be alive in the first place.
i'm not sure i understand.	Being alive after our time caused an outward ripple - a rift in Death's design.
um, clear?  i'm sorry...about before. i...	Your entire world view just went out the window.  I couldn't expect a religious conversation overnight. We'll get through this.  I promise.
random, sure.	What, you think Death planned for each of us to die in the pile up weeks ago?  You're nuts.
jury duty?  that's randomly selected by social security numbers.	Random, sure.
freaked me out so bad i hid in a shopping cart for four hours. 'course, missed the show...	What about you, Kimberly?  Did you anyone from Flight-?
carter.	Freaked me out so bad I hid in a shopping cart for four hours. 'Course, missed the show...
i had tickets to go, but one day i'm in paris, trippin' on acid, sippin' lattes an' such, and this dude gets whacked by a falling sign.	Carter.
that lucky bastard.	What about the rest of you?  Kimberly, you were driving to Daytona.  Was Route 18 your first choice?
the only reason he was on route 18 was because he own the lottery and had to collect the winnings.	That lucky bastard.
dano, shouldn't we stop and help your mother?	Blow me.  Yellow means go, Kimmy.
dano, shouldn't we stop and help your mother?	Blow me.  Yellow means go, Kimberly.
yeah.  who does he think he is? knight rider?	Who?
a trans am.  that shit went out with new kids on the block.	Yeah.  Who does he think he is? Knight Rider?
calm down, kimmy.  it's not drugs, just weed.	Yeah, you should have specified.
dano, shouldn't we go back and help your mother?	Blow me.
what?	Evan Shaeffer's dead.  Guess he wasn't as lucky as we thought.
good.  cause we just got some new info and i don't need you getting freaky on me.	What?
you've made your point.	Good.  Cause we just got some new info and I don't need you getting freaky on me.
look, you weren't there.  it was weird.  she knew that log truck was gonna cause an accident, she knew.  never mind.	I thought we were finished with this bullshit.  This is police work, not the psychic Hot Line.
of course not.  that would be irresponsible and unprofessional.	Look, you weren't there.  It was weird.  She knew that log truck was gonna cause an accident, she knew.  Never mind.
tell me you didn't start up on that flight 180 shit again.  did you?	Of course not.  That would be irresponsible and unprofessional.
i've got to stop and help those people.	Do you want to deliver this baby?
please.  it's not going to wait.	I've got to stop and help those people.
damn, they always stick me with the clunker.	Take my van!
hopefully the district judge can straighten it all out by monday morning.	Jorge.  When I get out of here I'm going to sue his cheating ass off.
what do you mean "grand theft auto?" this is insane.	Hopefully the district judge can straighten it all out by Monday morning.
does she have a cell phone?  a way we can contact her?	She did.
take a guess.	Does she have a cell phone?  A way we can contact her?
what was the fight about?	Take a guess.
we had a fight.  some things got broken, the dog went crazy, she left me.  wouldn't say where she was going.	What was the fight about?
may we come in?	No.  What's this about?
maybe.  what's this about?	May we come in?
are you jorge cruz?	Maybe.  What's this about?
what?	I'm Officer Burke.  I'm looking for an Isabella Cruz.
yeah, so what happened?	I never mad it.  The Greyhound bus I was on splattered some chick all over the road and we had to stop.
i got that beat.  so like, last may, i was supposed to stay at this cheesy bed and breakfast in pennsylvania. there was a major gas leak no one knew about and all the guests suffocated during the night.	Yeah, so what happened?
yeah?	But why single me out?  What am I in the great scheme of things?  You'd think I stepped off Flight 180 or something... Fucking weird, man.
here's what i don't get.  for nine months, death does all this shit to make sure i win these tickets and end up on route 18 at exactly the right time for the pile up...	Yeah?
eighteen.  and it's "hebrew".	Anyway, I guessed it right and won these.
last july i dialed a wrong number and got a radio station by accident. they asked me what number means "good luck" in jewish.	Eighteen.  And it's "Hebrew".
this can't be happening.  my career's at a peak, i finally met a cute guy, i just bought a new house...	Just shut the fuck up and maybe you'll live.
first i'm stuck with jury duty, now this nonsense.	Yeah, I hate to love and leave ya, but I've been over this X-Files shit since the sixth season.
for god's sake, leave him alone, dad.	Yeah, don't make me cite you for harassment.
welcome back.  we did it.  for real.	I know.  I can feel it too.
you can't cheat destiny.  i know what i have to do to save us.  i have to die.	That's crazy.  You can't give up now.  We can still fight this thing.
i'm not sure... i don't think isabella was ever destined to die in the pile- up.	Then what's the premonition of the lake supposed to mean?
impossible.  she was on the onramp.	I'm not sure... I don't think Isabella was ever destined to die in the pile- up.
i don't...what if i made a mistake?	Impossible.  She was on the onramp.
but it's over.  isabella's baby was the key.  you saw her die and everything, right?	I don't...what if I made a mistake?
are you okay?  you just face planted!	I know how it feels to be dead.
shouldn't we pull over?	No time.  Keep going.  I wouldn't know how to explain any of this anyway.
kalarjian?	I think a nurse named Kalarjian is going to choke Isabella to death!
don't worry.  nothing can happen to us.	I wasn't worried about us.
um, kimberly?  this is a neighborhood. you may wanna slow it down.	Don't worry.  Nothing can happen to us.
stop it, don't move him!	He can't breathe damn it.  I think his lung's collapsed!
how do you know?	You said she was going to drive into a lake.  How can she when she's in protective custody?
guys, let's not panic.  isabella's safe.	How do you know?
whoa, nine months?	Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
how are we going to find her?  there must be thousands of white vans in this state.	Hey, I'm a police officer, remember?
shit, i don't have her number.  she was never interviewed.  she took off right after the accident.	How are we going to find her?  There must be thousands of white vans in this state.
it throws the entire death list out of whack.  and a new list has to be rewritten from scratch.  we all start over with a clean slate.	It sounds all well and good, but what if we're wrong?
new life defeats death?  follow the signs?  where the hell did you find that guy?	Yeah, I thought he was supposed to be helpful.
this is cheery.	Who is this guy, anyway?
we have to tell her she's in danger!	I did.  And right now, I don't think she cares.
nora's not coming.  she refuses to leave her son.	We have to tell her she's in danger!
turn around.  the cleaning woman said they're at the dentist's. 14th and main.	Hold on.
i'm not following you --	They're next on the list.  We have to find them.
pigeons... it's a sign!  if clear's right about the order, then nora and tim are going to be attacked by pigeons!	I'm not following you --
i didn't.  until i was dispatched to clean up one of the flight 180 survivors.	Clean up?  I don't...
then you believe all this??  that death is working off a list?	I didn't.  Until I was dispatched to clean up one of the Flight 180 survivors.
i know.  i've gotten calls all morning from everyone who was on the onramp. we're all meeting at my apartment tonight.	Then you believe all this??  That Death is working off a list?
evan shaeffer's dead.	I know.  I've gotten calls all morning from everyone who was on the onramp. We're all meeting at my apartment tonight.
i tried calling last night but your father --	Evan Shaeffer's dead.
you mean alex browning.	...My Premonition was just like his.
billboards about accidents.  kids yelling "pile up" for no reason. it all felt...just wrong. just like...	Like what?
do you remember what triggered it all?	The log truck...and everybody I guess. Everyone was driving like a maniac. And somehow I knew something horrible was going to happen, even before it did.
like i said, it was like i was there. i remember everything.  the sounds of the crashes, the smells, the look on shaina's face...	Do you remember what triggered it all?
tell me again how it started.	Like I said, it was like I was there. I remember everything.  The sounds of the crashes, the smells, the look on Shaina's face...
alright miss, calm down.  i just need this lane open.  i need you to pull your vehicle onto the shoulder!	You're not listening to me!  You have to do something!
that's the truck that's going to kill everyone!	Alright miss, calm down.  I just need this lane open.  I need you to pull your vehicle onto the shoulder!
what's going on here?	There's going to be a pile up.  Logs. Bodies everywhere.  I saw it happen. It happened.
highway to hell, highway to hell.	For Christ sakes girl, take a breath.
relax, you need to chill the fuck out.	Highway to Hell, Highway to Hell.
what is it?  what are you?	There's going to be a huge accident! Everyone's gonna die, all of us, I saw it!
what is it?  what are you?	There's going to be a huge accident! Everyone's gonna die.  All of us!  I saw it!
what's the chance of finding a nice mature guy once we get to daytona?	How does a nice mature fuck sound?
get ready to smile, five guys per girl.	I can live with thaaaa --
this trip better be worth it. what's the guy-girl ratio again?	Get ready to smile, five guys per girl.
want me to drive?	No, I'm good.
i guess so.	Would you take these?  And if I die...  Could you throw all my drugs out? Paraphernalia, porno, you know... Anything that would break my mom's heart.
and you're gonna die after me, right?	I guess so.
i...i don't know.	And you're gonna die after me, right?
when i die.  is it gonna hurt?	I...I don't know.
sure.	When I die.  Is it gonna hurt?
can i ask you a question?	Sure.
the best way to get to yankee stadium is route 18.	I don't know what's weirder, the dialing a wrong number part or that Death would set you up nine months in advance.
more than that.  all the songs on the radio were about car crashes. some kid's banging toy cars together.  she was dialing her cell phone with her headset on.  his car was leaking oil all over the road.	Hey, don't be knockin' the Chevette.
i used to have those feelings, too. but that's when i'd think of mom. her strength...and courage.  and i'd pray that maybe i'd grow up to be as brave as she was.  and the bad thoughts would go away.	I don't know what I'd do if I lost you.
there were so many times i didn't think i could last another day.  i can't even tell you some of the things i thought about.	I used to have those feelings, too. But that's when I'd think of Mom. Her strength...and courage.  And I'd pray that maybe I'd grow up to be as brave as she was.  And the bad thoughts would go away.
i'm sorry.  i'm just so happy that you're safe.	I love you too, Dad.  Goodnight.
what feeling?	That it's not over yet.
i know it's crazy, but i'm really scared for the others.  i've got this terrible feeling.	What feeling?
i mean it.  take care of it.	I will, Dad.  Bye, luv you.
you got it, dad.  i'll call you if i have a problem.	I mean it.  Take care of it.
your car's leaking either transmission or brake fluid.  i want you to have it checked asap at a gas station.	You got it, Dad.  I'll call you if I have a problem.
hey, dad.  what's up?	Your car's leaking either transmission or brake fluid.  I want you to have it checked ASAP at a gas station.
kimberly?  it's dad.	Hey, Dad.  What's up?
your mother would have been so proud of the way you've handled yourself through all of this...	I know, Dad.
i know, honey.  i just --	Your mother would have been so proud of the way you've handled yourself through all of this...
i know this is the first time we've been apart since.  but everything's gonna be okay.	I know, honey.  I just --
relax, dad.  it's daytona, not mongolia.	Fix-A-flat?  Road flares? Sunblock?  Mace?
you have everything, kimberly? credit card, cell phone, aaa card?	Relax, Dad.  It's Daytona, not Mongolia.
thanks, dad.  i'll call you.	You have everything, Kimberly? Credit card, cell phone, AAA card?
you think the tooth fairy's gonna come tonight?  i'm thinkin' like fifteen bucks.	Nice try, kiddo.
yeah?	You think... You think those guys were b.s.-ing us today or what?
mom?	Yeah?
you're all certifiable, you know that?  i can't believe i've been listening to this crap.  come on, tim, let's go outside.	Jeez, Mom, stop trippin'.
what on earth are they doing?	Who am I, David Blane?
damn, it really hurts, mom.	I know, we'll be there soon.
no! no! don't!	When I do this.. it'll have skipped you... and it'll all be over.
you know what to do.	No! No! Don't!
police are coming.	That's why It skipped Carter and went to the next one in the path of the explosion; Billy.
get out! get out of the car!  get out of the fuckin' car!	Get out! Get out of the car!
carter, get out!	Don't do it! Don't do it!
easy, billy, just open it.	Carter, get out!
can't you open the door?!	Easy, Billy, just open it.
stop the car!	Let us out!
billy told the f.b.i. he saw you runnin' away from her house.	They blame me for everything. Her, Tod, the plane crash...
i can't go home. after lewton's, they'll be after me.	We're takin' you to a cabin in the woods, it's only a couple miles from my house.  Keep off the highways, they'll be lookin' for us.
nothing is... anymore.	I can't go home. After Lewton's, they'll be after me.
no.. i mean, i don't have anything on me. this won't be safe.	Nothing is... anymore.
those guys are probably fifteen minutes away.	No.. I mean, I don't have anything on me. This won't be safe.
most kids do, i guess.	Most kids never have it happen.
no, but it might as well be the same thing. this was a message... from someone, or something... hinting... at the design.	Alex, on the plane... you must have experienced... some kind of hyper awareness. But here... you're suggesting Tod's death... and maybe our own... will happen because of... an active Presence.
i don't understand... did you see tod die? did it happen again, like on the plane?	No, but it might as well be the same thing. This was a message... from someone, or something... hinting... at the design.
i'm not just layin' down a bunch of math here, with this. i'm talking about indications... omens... that day, that we were meant to die. that, if, we have been aware of... would have saved everyone on the plane.	That's total bullshit. You can find death omens anywhere you want to.
right. april 25th.	Wait. I thought you meant the time of your birth. Four/Twenty-five, as in, month and day... that's a reach.
4:25.	Right. April 25th.
remember the departure time?	Like... 4:25.
thirty-nine.	Remember the departure time?
no.	Thirty-nine.
remember the gate number?	No.
thirty-nine.	Remember the gate number?
how many died on flight 180?  from our group?	Thirty-nine.
as in flannels and plaids?	How many died on Flight 180?  From our group?
he said death has a design. even before he said that i had been seeing patterns.	As in flannels and plaids?
ahhh! fuck! you fucking asshole. you think this is funny, you fucking dick? tod, if you're not dead i'm gonna fucking kill you!	Ohmygod! OHMYGOD!  OHMYGOD!  He's not dead?
that's him, but... he's not here.	Ahhh! fuck! You fucking asshole. You think this is funny, you fucking dick? Tod, if you're not dead I'm gonna fucking kill you!
i think. but why'd they make him up like... michael jackson?	That's him, but... he's not here.
that... him?	I think. But why'd they make him up like... Michael Jackson?
this place?!	Doin' somethin' I'm not supposed to.
i don't know. i wish i could just see him... one more time, then, maybe...  i would know.	Then, let's go see him!
is that something you're "feeling?"	I don't know. I wish I could just see him... one more time, then, maybe...  I would know.
what if tod... is just the first... of us?	Is that something you're "feeling?"
"it?"	What if Tod... is just the first... of us?
i've never dealt with death before. i wasn't alive when my grandparents died. i wish i could know. i mean, all this... could just be in our heads. now it feels like it's everywhere.	"It?"
that's why i was there last night.	I've never dealt with death before. I wasn't alive when my grandparents died. I wish I could know. I mean, all this... could just be in our heads. Now it feels like it's everywhere.
i'm... really sorry.	Like you, the sculpture doesn't even know what, or why, it is. Reluctant to take form. And, yet, creating an absolute but incomprehensible attraction.
not a likeness. it's how you make me feel, alex.	I'm... really sorry.
you went there? i've wanted to go there, but i thought it was off limits.	It is. But that didn't stop me. Shouldn't stop you.
it's only the end of june.	Yeah, but everything's always in transition. If you focus, even now, one week into summer... you can feel Autumn coming.  Almost like bein' able... to see the future.
how would i know? you think i'm some sort of...	He's not a witch.
"intervention?" what are you, god now?!	Of course not! Gods aren't afraid to die! Gods don't die! We do!
my intervention in the death of 180 survivors will cheat the design.	"Intervention?" What are you, God now?!
you're the fuckin' devil.	But I saved him. I intervened. Just like the plane. That's the design.
you should have been next. after lewton, you should've been next. that's the only pattern. you should be dead.	You're the fuckin' devil.
what's your fuckin' worry? if it's not your time...? i could get nailed runnin' this red light and you all wouldn't get shit! only me, right?	No!
you get off havin' control over me. let me choose how to deal with it.	It doesn't matter who's next... we're all on the same list.
is knowing going to make it easier? it makes it harder.	You get off havin' control over me. Let me choose how to deal with it.
alright, browning, you fuckin' warlock... did you know about ms. lewton, or what?	Why do you think I was hiding?
we're losing our favorite teacher.	Look, there's something you should all know.
i don't.	All I owe is these people.  To live my life to the fullest.
hope you don't think, browning, that because my name ain't on this wall... that i owe you anything.	I don't.
you're payin' for my trip, browning!	I wish you were on the plane!
i'll remove him.	Fuck you! I'll remove myself!
me, too.  but my dad doesn't understand. when he's better; you and me, road trip to the city. catch the yanks.	That's a plan.
and then the cabin banged and the left side exploded. the the whole plane... blew up. it was so real. exactly how everything goes.	Been on many planes that blew up, have you?
c'mon, man, like you really thought you were gonna tittie fuck 'em over greenland, or something?	Because of you, I gotta sit here and watch fuckin' "Stepmom."
fag.	C'mon, man, like you really thought you were gonna tittie fuck 'em over Greenland, or something?
man, that is one george michael notch from being gay.	Dude, get wisdom. We're about to board a seven hour flight. The toilets in coach are barely ventilated closets. What if your body wants that airplane food out of your system and you have to go torque a wicked cable and then right after you walks in Christa or Blake?  You want them to associate with you with that reflexive gag and the watery sting in their eyes?
alex... can you promise me that no one else will die?	No... I can't. As long as I'm in here, it's outta my control.
yes... see, there's this... pattern... that's occuring.	Oh, you've noticed it, too?
"next?"	Yes... see, there's this... pattern... that's occuring.
i believe that... ms. lewton's next.	"Next?"
did you take any sedatives before boarding, or on the plane. sleeping pills?	No. I saw it. I saw it!
i got this... feeling... a weird feeling... i can't explain it...	Did you take any sedatives before boarding, or on the plane. Sleeping pills?
i'm sorry we broke in.	No harm. No foul.
you may not realize it, but we're all just a mouse that a cat has by its tail. every single move we make, from the mundane to the monumental... the red light we stop at, or run; the people we have sex with, or won't with us; the airplane we ride, or walk out of... is all a part of death's sadistic design leading to the grave.	Design?
... there are no accidents. no coincidencess. no mishaps.  and no... escapes.	You saying Tod did kill himself?
in death...	... there are no accidents. No coincidencess. No mishaps.  And no... escapes.
his father's pretty fucked up with denial. maybe he couldn't deal with the thought of an other accident... taking another son.	In Death...
cuticle lacerations.	Why would he pull at the wire if he were committing suicide?
i'm... a friend of his. his best friend. see, his father...	I know who you are.
it broke!	No one's that strong.
shoulda' felt up tammy in the pool, that time...	Whatta' you whinin' about? He said I'm next.
me, right? that's why you're not saying.	Shoulda' felt up Tammy in the pool, that time...
please tell me i'm gonna get to see the jets win the super bowl.	Me, right? That's why you're not saying.
hey, man, why'd you say that?!	'Cause if you say another word, I'm gonna fuckn' kill ya!
billy! i'm gettin' a vision!  you're the next one...	Hey, man, why'd you say that?!
and don't pass on the right.	Billy! I'm gettin' a vision!  You're the next one...
shut up, billy!	WE DON'T NEED THIS NOW!
i know what you're doing!  it's alright to be scared, carter. you don't have to prove to us how big your balls are. not now.	I'm not afraid! I DECIDE WHEN IT'S TIME! I control my life! I control my death!
that's what i'm doin'!	I know what you're doing!  It's alright to be scared, Carter. You don't have to prove to us how big your balls are. Not now.
get control of yourself!	That's what I'm doin'!
may as well go out under my own free will, right?	Not with us in the fuckin' car!
knock it off!	May as well go out under my own free will, right?
he didn't say nothin'. just drive.	You have a responsibility to tell me.
so, why'd you want us to meet you here? now?	They're watching me, see if I go to Alex.
terry's name should be on this wall.	So, why'd you want us to meet you here? Now?
what are you doing?	Terry's name should be on this wall.
... and there's this guy with a black helmet and cape, right, and he's got this sword... except it's not a sword, it's light...	There's the Mekong.
hell.  this is just like fucking star wars, man!	Star Wars?
maybe because you're shot in the leg.	Oh, yeah.  Listen, how long do they keep you in this disease hole?
really?  how come he didn't take me?	Maybe because you're shot in the leg.
your buddy made it out last night. the place went apeshit.	Really?  How come he didn't take me?
wow!	What just happened?
what's that?	Put it in the guard's barracks.  Man they got pissed.  They beat the crap out of me, but... it's kind of a tradition.  You oughta see 'em run around.
yeah.  it's not hard once you get the hang of it.  in the wrist. anyway, i did what i always do when i get one...	What's that?
you mean the snake?	Yeah.  It's not hard once you get the hang of it.  In the wrist. Anyway, I did what I always do when I get one...
no.	What kind of raggedy-ass rescue you call this?
i gotta tell you, it's just luck you guys came when you did.  they move us around a lot... we only been at that camp a week.  got a smoke?	No.
sorry, i mean... i talk to people all the time... i know a lot of them aren't there.  but this is real, isn't it?  you're taking me home now?	That's right, buddy.
huh?	Sorry, I mean... I talk to people all the time... I know a lot of them aren't there.  But this is real, isn't it?  You're taking me home now?
you guys are real... aren't you?	Huh?
you're gonna love it.	How much we got left in that minigun?
it's a soviet mil mi-24.  probably has 12.7mm nose cannon, heat-seeking rockets and wire guided missiles, plus...	Forget it.
brewer!  you know what that thing's packing?	It's a Soviet MIL MI-24.  Probably has 12.7mm nose cannon, heat-seeking rockets and wire guided missiles, plus...
can you handle the door gun?	Duck soup.
hold your pantyhose.  here, gimme a hand.	Can you handle the door gun?
you comin'?	Hold your pantyhose.  Here, gimme a hand.
gawd, you look awful.	You comin'?
yes.	What... whattaya do?
are they going to torture us?	Yes.
you better take off.	Ain't you coming with us, sweet thing?
it's orders!  you remember... when they tell you to do something and then you do it.  john wayne is dead, man.	You take pictures and split.  I'm going in.
i suppose you have...	It's orders!  You remember... when they tell you to do something and then you do it.  John Wayne is dead, man.
you never been in one of those things.	I suppose you have...
what?  are you crazy?  we're supposed to take pictures and split. you're gonna blow the whole program.	You never been in one of those things.
i'm getting him out.	What?  Are you crazy?  We're supposed to take pictures and split. You're gonna blow the whole program.
nothing we can do, man.	I'm getting him out.
that guy's not going to make it.	Nothing we can do, man.
bastards.  let's get some shots.	That guy's not going to make it.
torture cage.  can't stand... can't sit... for days.  sometimes weeks.	Bastards.  Let's get some shots.
alright.  home run.	Torture cage.  Can't stand... can't sit... for days.  Sometimes weeks.
roundeye.	Alright.  Home run.
let me see.	Roundeye.
can't tell.  pretty tall.  he's real scrunched up in that thing.	Let me see.
american?	Can't tell.  Pretty tall.  He's real scrunched up in that thing.
it's a guy in a cage.	American?
snoring.  five, six guys. mumbling... vietnamese.  somebody talking in his sleep.  a toilet flushing.	Guard barracks.  Take some shots.
how you doing, brewer?	I need a vacation.
sometimes they do.  they're river pirates.  opium runners.	Pirates?  No kidding?
these guys look like they'd sell their mothers.	Sometimes they do.  They're river pirates.  Opium runners.
yeah.  dinky-dau, that's me.  hey, co.  you wanna meet jake the one- eyed snake?	These guys look like they'd sell their mothers.
powerful warrior.	Yeah.  Dinky-dau, that's me.  Hey, Co.  You wanna meet Jake the one- eyed snake?
what's that?	Powerful warrior.
she likes you.  says you're dinky- dau.	What's that?
what's she saying?	She likes you.  Says you're dinky- dau.
brewer.  does a jet make noise?	Yeah...
how come we didn't just drop near the camp... save this hassle?	Brewer.  Does a jet make noise?
we'll check it out.	How come we didn't just drop near the camp... save this hassle?
who cares?  let's just do it and get out.  go have a jacuzzi and get laid in bangkok.  know what i mean?	We'll check it out.
why would they send us to a deserted camp?	Who cares?  Let's just do it and get out.  Go have a Jacuzzi and get laid in Bangkok.  Know what I mean?
what's this stuff on the rice?	Fermented fish sauce.
no cigarettes.	I had it cupped.
you fucking crazy?  i need it to burn these things off.	No cigarettes.
buddhist monastery.  fifteenth century.	Damn!  Leeches.
this place is a trip.	Buddhist monastery.  Fifteenth century.
there are no worse places.	This place is a trip.
i've seen worse places.	There are no worse places.
that's a real good reason to wind up in 'nam.	I've seen worse places.
i was in the brig.  they gave me a deal.  i blew up this colonel's golf cart with an m-19.  he wasn't in it or anything... it was the symbolic value.  seemed like a good idea at the time.	That's a real good reason to wind up in 'Nam.
no.	I was in the brig.  They gave me a deal.  I blew up this Colonel's golf cart with an M-19.  He wasn't in it or anything... it was the symbolic value.  Seemed like a good idea at the time.
you wanna know why i stood up for this show?	No.
and a beat-to-shit ak?  every twelve-year-old in nam's got one of those.	Exactly.
there's a compass in the handle.	And a beat-to-shit AK?  Every twelve-year-old in Nam's got one of those.
that's it?  some c-4, a map and a knife?	There's a compass in the handle.
where's your stuff?	That's it?  Some C-4, a map and a knife?
cocktail party.  uh huh, right.  let's saddle up.	Where's your stuff?
ac-system 'big-ear' telescopic mike with built-in audio processor. can pull a whisper out of a loud cocktail party at 50 meters.	Cocktail party.  Uh huh, right.  Let's saddle up.
what's this?	AC-System 'Big-Ear' telescopic mike with built-in audio processor. Can pull a whisper out of a loud cocktail party at 50 meters.
this is state-of-the-art firepower.	What's this?
batteries not included.	This is state-of-the-art firepower.
modified m-16 a2 and over-under m-79 grenade launcher, with sionics sound suppressor, tracor starlight scope and lac/r-100 laser sighting system.	Batteries not included.
what do you call that?	Modified M-16 A2 and over-under M-79 grenade launcher, with Sionics sound suppressor, Tracor starlight scope and LAC/R-100 Laser sighting system.
you okay?	Keep it down, man.  I got problems.
read you.	Home on my strobe.
you read me, brewer?	Read you.
yeah.  why not?	You break your leg, I'll have to shoot you.
show me in case you get zapped as soon as we land.	We're leaving tonight, not in a week.
that's what i'm here for.	Show me in case you get zapped as soon as we land.
show me how it operates.	That's what I'm here for.
no radio source.  nothing for the bad guys to triangulate on.	Show me how it operates.
gettin' old, huh?	Yeah.  Second set.  Let's go.
one hundred.	Gettin' old, huh?
... then proceed downriver to extraction at point echo delta. doyle takes us out by helicopter, we all live happily ever after and that's the last time, rambo!  i swear to christ.	One hundred.
ninety.	... then proceed downriver to extraction at point Echo Delta. Doyle takes us out by helicopter, we all live happily ever after and that's the last time, Rambo!  I swear to Christ.
... to target at ban kia na.  we probe the site...	Ninety.
start over.	... to target at Ban Kia Na.  We probe the site...
co phuong bao.  the guide takes us twelve klicks upriver to target at ban... at ban... bo peep.  shit!	Start over.
you stopped.	Co Phuong Bao.  The guide takes us twelve klicks upriver to target at Ban... at Ban... Bo Peep.  Shit!
insertion.  call in to base camp by transat.  proceed to point tango november for rendezvous with our ground contact.  indigenous agent. co phuong bao.  we've been over this three times.	You stopped.
again.	Insertion.  Call in to base camp by TRANSAT.  Proceed to point Tango November for rendezvous with our ground contact.  Indigenous agent. Co Phuong Bao.  We've been over this three times.
ever do this from a jet?	No.
this clown almost blew mission security on the street.  i'm not jumping with him.	Clown?  Now back up there, buddy...
john.  my name is john.	It doesn't hurt.  Why doesn't it hurt?
what was that?	Minigun.  Come on.  Let's move. He's coming in on our open side.
look, co...	Why you don't feel love?  Not allowed?  Dead inside, maybe?  You make yourself dead already so they can't kill you?  In-vulnerabo?  Bullshit!
yes you can.	How?
i couldn't get you in.	Yes you can.
i know.  i go with you.	I couldn't get you in.
how you going to get there?  you can't trust the spooks to pull you out.  they'll use you up and throw you away.	I know.  I go with you.
go united states.  see nguyen. maybe teach economics.  buy cadillac.  watch "dynasty."	How you going to get there?  You can't trust the spooks to pull you out.  They'll use you up and throw you away.
yeah.  got some business there. what are you gonna do?	Go United States.  See Nguyen. Maybe teach economics.  Buy Cadillac.  Watch "Dynasty."
you try get across laos?  get to thailand?	Yeah.  Got some business there. What are you gonna do?
invulnerable.	In-vul-nerabo.  But you get ass kicked without me.
you think you are... .	Invulnerable.
i do?	You think you are... .
carefully.  don't want to get shot by you.  bad karma.  anyway, you need me.	I do?
and how'd you sneak up like that?	Carefully.  Don't want to get shot by you.  Bad karma.  Anyway, you need me.
took bus, most of way.  i knew you would come here.	And how'd you sneak up like that?
christ.  how'd you get here?	Took bus, most of way.  I knew you would come here.
rambo.  nva coming.  pig dog kinh say meet them here.  whole garrison from con cuong is out.	Let's go.
thanks.	Rambo.  NVA coming.  Pig dog Kinh say meet them here.  Whole garrison from Con Cuong is out.
why'd they want us?	They heard about escaped prisoner on radio.  Make deal.  More than we pay.
yes.  but i lose many merits in next life.  very bad.	Why'd they want us?
are you okay?	Yes.  But I lose many merits in next life.  Very bad.
it's nice there.  he's probably digging every minute.  got a surfboard.  breaking girls' hearts.	Nguyen is good boy.
huntington beach, california.	It's nice there.  He's probably digging every minute.  Got a surfboard.  Breaking girls' hearts.
where's nguyen now?  what city?	Huntington Beach, California.
nguyen.  he twelve now.  not see him for eight years.	Where's his father?
intelligence work.	Oh.  They talk to me at university before fall of Saigon.  Make deal.
spooks?	Intelligence work.
how did you get started working for the spooks?	Spooks?
i thought he was with you.	Crazy motherfucker.
where did you find this clown?	I thought he was with you.
why's that?	I go up to this camp two months ago. Nobody there.  Empty for years.
i have arranged transportation.  we meet soon.  but i think you to be disappointed.	Why's that?
how do we get upriver?	I have arranged transportation.  We meet soon.  But I think you to be disappointed.
you really got a masters degree?	Sure.  I only sound like forty-year- old in your language.
i'm rambo.  this is brewer.  her name is co.	It means "virgin."  My mother was comedian.
you pathetic scum.	Well, if there weren't POWs before, there are now.
that's an order.	Sorry, Sir.
sorry, sir.  can't do it.	That's an order.
stay on your heading, captain.	Sorry, Sir.  Can't do it.
alternate lz zulu sierra at 0500. it says "may have heat.  don't be late.  all our love."	Let's get that tent down!
all this is for us?	That's right.
i didn't know you were a stick man, rambo.	I was crossed-trained in gunships.
we just take pictures?	Don't look so disappointed.  It should be hairy enough... even for you.
negative.  absolutely not.  the phase two assault team will get them out.	We just take pictures?
we don't try to pull out any of our guys if we find them?	Negative.  Absolutely not.  The phase two assault team will get them out.
this operation is in two phases. recon and rescue.  you are phase one.  your two-man team will probe the site, confirm the presence of american pows, if any, make photographic and tactical observations, then proceed to the extraction point without engaging the enemy.	We don't try to pull out any of our guys if we find them?
what's the plan?	This operation is in two phases. Recon and rescue.  You are phase one.  Your two-man team will probe the site, confirm the presence of American POWs, if any, make photographic and tactical observations, then proceed to the extraction point without engaging the enemy.
memo e-7 on top will cover the details.  an abandoned vietnamese army base in the north-central highlands may have a compound used as an internment camp.  as you can see the intelligence is soft.  these landsat photos show huts... barracks.  it could be anything.	What's the plan?
not yet.	I'm not jumping blind.
where?	Not yet.
we like you.  at least the computer at langley likes you.  pulled your file because of various factors.  service record. area familiarity.	Where?
why me?	We like you.  At least the computer at Langley likes you.  Pulled your file because of various factors.  Service record. Area familiarity.
classic special forces op... hit fast... in and out.  two men.  two days.	Why me?
what's the job?	Classic special forces op... hit fast... in and out.  Two men.  Two days.
i'm authorized to get you out of here.  i thought that's what you wanted.	What's the job?
i don't work with spooks.  not after that op in cambodia.	I'm authorized to get you out of here.  I thought that's what you wanted.
what?	He... took it.
... and then he, uh... took the other one.	What?
christ almighty.	... and then he, uh... took the other one.
um... actually, no.  it looks like he shot down one of their gunships...	Christ almighty.
sir, there's something else... a transat relay.  just came through.	What?
typical...	Sir, there's something else... a TRANSAT relay.  Just came through.
half their air force is our stuff. captured.	Typical...
he's giving them a run for their money.  says here they've got two hueys from danang.  i didn't know those dinks had hueys.	Half their air force is our stuff. Captured.
it's not over.  you made one mistake.	What that?
you're out of your depth, trautman. way out.  i'm acting correctly here. not you.  not your gung-ho jungle ace.  it's over.  walk away.	It's not over.  You made one mistake.
so there never was a phase two rescue team?	Of course not.  You can't get approval to rescue a kitten from a tree after Tehran.
that's a crock.  we don't say that. do you have any idea the shitstorm if he'd gotten back with that guy? if it went public?  the white house would have to act through channels. we're talking ransom.  four billion bucks in war reparations to vietnam to get the others back.  that's billion, colonel.  with a "b".  for a few guys that've had their brains in a blender for ten years?  a pain in the ass to everybody?  no way. there's no way.	So there never was a Phase Two rescue team?
"terminate with extreme prejudice."	That's a crock.  We don't say that. Do you have any idea the shitstorm if he'd gotten back with that guy? If it went public?  The White House would have to act through channels. We're talking ransom.  Four billion bucks in war reparations to Vietnam to get the others back.  That's billion, Colonel.  With a "B".  For a few guys that've had their brains in a blender for ten years?  A pain in the ass to everybody?  No way. There's no way.
it was clean.  very clean... rambo was a decorated vietnam vet, a former pow himself... if he came out and said "no pows" the sub-committee would buy it.  he gets himself caught he's a private citizen, a whacko, acting on his own.  if he gets proof, it gets lost somewhere between here and d.c.  airtight. but no... rambo's gotta be a hero. thinks he's starring in his own war movie or something.  he put me in a corner.  no choice.	"Terminate with extreme prejudice."
rambo and brewer were selected as write-offs.	It was clean.  Very clean... Rambo was a decorated Vietnam vet, a former POW himself... if he came out and said "No POWs" the sub-committee would buy it.  He gets himself caught he's a private citizen, a whacko, acting on his own.  If he gets proof, it gets lost somewhere between here and D.C.  Airtight. But no... Rambo's gotta be a hero. Thinks he's starring in his own war movie or something.  He put me in a corner.  No choice.
word came down... they wanted an answer.  and they knew the answer they wanted: no pows.  but it had to look good.  best effort.  the whole dog-and-pony show.	Rambo and Brewer were selected as write-offs.
this mission was a scam from the word go?	Word came down... they wanted an answer.  And they knew the answer they wanted: no POWs.  But it had to look good.  Best effort.  The whole dog-and-pony show.
look, it was a screw-up, alright? they weren't supposed to find anything.  we thought that camp was empty.	This mission was a scam from the word go?
don't dance me, kirkhill.  you'll be walking funny.	Look, it was a screw-up, alright? They weren't supposed to find anything.  We thought that camp was empty.
you think i'm some whacko?  i like to hurt people?  i'm doing a job here.  if i knew what's right or wrong i'd be a goddamned priest, right?  so i follow directives... i do what i'm told.  it's simple.  if your boy had done what he was told, there wouldn't be a problem.	Don't dance me, Kirkhill.  You'll be walking funny.
but you're right... some people do get sacrificed.  now tell me why you pulled the plug.	You think I'm some whacko?  I like to hurt people?  I'm doing a job here.  If I knew what's right or wrong I'd be a goddamned priest, right?  So I follow directives... I do what I'm told.  It's simple.  If your boy had done what he was told, there wouldn't be a problem.
not my people.	But you're right... some people do get sacrificed.  Now tell me why you pulled the plug.
look, colonel... we're all adults here.  this is a war.  a very quiet, very intense war.  people get sacrificed.	Not my people.
take your time.	Look, Colonel... we're all adults here.  This is a war.  A very quiet, very intense war.  People get sacrificed.
i know...	Have fun.
that's a pretty hairy ride.  full colonels are supposed to be above that sort of thing.	I know...
i know.	That's a pretty hairy ride.  Full Colonels are supposed to be above that sort of thing.
it's not necessary.	I know.
listen, kirkhill.  i'm a bit of a fifth wheel in your setup here... i thought i'd go out with the extraction team tonight.  unless you have an objection.	It's not necessary.
what's up?	Listen, Kirkhill.  I'm a bit of a fifth wheel in your setup here... I thought I'd go out with the extraction team tonight.  Unless you have an objection.
black.  no sugar.	The League of Families leans on Congress.  Then they lean on us. Like we don't have enough to worry about in a dozen dirtwater countries.  Damnit!
pows?  i don't know.  but either way it'll get that subcommittee off our necks.  cream?	Black.  No sugar.
you think they'll find any?	POWs?  I don't know.  But either way it'll get that subcommittee off our necks.  Cream?
couple hours.  let me buy you a coffee.	You think they'll find any?
how long before you're fully on line?	Couple hours.  Let me buy you a coffee.
about 22 hours on site.	Nice work.
how long have you been setting up?	About 22 hours on site.
what's your name?	De Fravio.  Dave De Fravio. Lieutenant... Air Force.
i could a couple of days ago.  gonna be... stiff.	What's your name?
can you walk?	I could a couple of days ago.  Gonna be... stiff.
man, you are one scary-looking motherfucker!	Can you walk?
american.  come to get you out.	Man, you are one scary-looking motherfucker!
who're you?	American.  Come to get you out.
keep it clean, rambo, or i'll nail your hide to the shed.	You got it, sir.
let's do it.	Keep it clean, Rambo, or I'll nail your hide to the shed.
listen up.  you two are married as of now.  get used to it.	I say we tape him to a chair.
we left some people behind there, john... pows.	This just occurred to somebody, now?
i just wanted... i don't know... after all that... i just wanted one person, one person, to come up to me and say "you did good, john." and mean it.  that's all.  after all that.	You just picked that wrong war to be a hero in.
what did you want?	I just wanted... I don't know... after all that... I just wanted one person, one person, to come up to me and say "you did good, John." And mean it.  That's all.  After all that.
five.  i never wanted that stuff.	What did you want?
plus, what else?  two silver stars, four bronze stars, two soldier's medals, four vietnamese crosses of gallantry and... uh, a handful of purple hearts.	Five.  I never wanted that stuff.
yeah.  big time.	Plus, what else?  Two Silver Stars, four Bronze Stars, two Soldier's Medals, four Vietnamese Crosses of Gallantry and... uh, a handful of Purple Hearts.
congressional medal of honor.	Yeah.  Big time.
you're not.	Congressional Medal of Honor.
those men are all dead.	You're not.
hardcore outfit.  the best i ever trained.	Those men are all dead.
that's it.  my life.	Hardcore outfit.  The best I ever trained.
this your stuff?	That's it.  My life.
there were treating me like a headcase.	Hard to believe.  You shoot up one little town in Oregon with a fifty caliber machine gun... one little dogpatch town... and everybody figures your wrapper's broken.  No sense of humor.  What did you expect?  An engraved plague from the chamber of commerce?
that depends on you.  christ, look at you.  i give you this easy duty until i can get you an assignment... all you have to do is eat ice cream and watch soap operas... and you have to make it rambo's last stand.	There were treating me like a headcase.
am i out of here?	That depends on you.  Christ, look at you.  I give you this easy duty until I can get you an assignment... all you have to do is eat ice cream and watch soap operas... and you have to make it Rambo's last stand.
seems like i'm always pulling you out of some goddamn toilet or other, doesn't it?	Am I out of here?
i could take it or leave it.	Seems like I'm always pulling you out of some goddamn toilet or other, doesn't it?
i hear you're not enjoying it here.	I could take it or leave it.
mind if i sit down?	I hear you're not enjoying it here.
colonel.	Mind if I sit down?
hello, john.	Colonel.
no really..i can't.	Hey? What did I tell you? Why don't you come? It's just dinner. You'll have something to tell your mother next time she calls.
the nails!! watch the nails!!...  listen, you still have to eat.	No really..I can't.
oh, no..i have to get home...	The nails!! Watch the nails!!...  Listen, you still have to eat.
really?	Yeah!
you know, let me tell you something! i'm not that kind of person. i don't do people favors. if i talk to you it's because i want to. so we're not all ...uh...jerri hall...big deal... what a boring world if we were. you do the best you can with what you got. you're not so so invisible, ya know... you want make an impression? try this; you can be a real bitch.	Really?
i'm paying you.	You know, let me tell you something! I'm not that kind of person. I don't do people favors. If I talk to you it's because I want to. So we're not all ...uh...Jerri Hall...Big deal... What a boring world if we were. You do the best you can with what you got. You're not so so invisible, ya know... You want make an impression? Try this; you can be a real bitch.
that's not true...you gotta ease up... conversations have a life of their own. you gotta just go with it...we're having a lovely conversation.	I'm paying you.
i don't feel like i make any impression on people... at office parties i spend my time re-arranging the hors d'oeuvres as people eat them, so the platters will always look full. i don't start conversations because i have no idea how to end them...i think i'm just meant to live in the background of things.	That's not true...You gotta ease up... Conversations have a life of their own. You gotta just go with it...We're having a lovely conversation.
i don't understand you. what is the problem?	I don't feel like I make any impression on people... At office parties I spend my time re-arranging the hors d'oeuvres as people eat them, so the platters will always look full. I don't start conversations because I have no idea how to end them...I think I'm just meant to live in the background of things.
i think some people are meant to be alone.  maybe i was a man in a former life and i used women for pleasure so now i'm paying for it - which would be fine, if i could just remember some of the pleasure parts...	I don't understand you. What is the problem?
i can't believe you lived with her for that long. if i had to live with my mother, i'd stab myself six times.	I think some people are meant to be alone.  Maybe I was a man in a former life and I used women for pleasure so now I'm paying for it - which would be fine, if I could just remember some of the pleasure parts...
...my mother calls every week. like a recurring nightmare. "so, have you met anyone?"..."no mom".. "so what's going to happen?"... "i don't know mom"... i only thank god i moved out.	I can't believe you lived with her for that long. If I had to live with my mother, I'd stab myself six times.
i never really...went through a... dating period.	It's a disgusting process. You haven't missed anything.
tell me about it. i've been dating longer than i've been driving. i can't believe that.	I never really...went through a... dating period.
meeting ... people.	Tell me about it. I've been dating longer than I've been driving. I can't believe that.
what?	Meeting ... people.
i mean, it's not easy in this day and age.	What?
fine.	I mean, it's not easy in this day and age.
well, there's nobody special!	Fine.
well, don't say it like that. it's not so...ya know, crazy an idea. you are a healthy woman... you hold a steady job. ya not crossed eyed or anything...	Well, there's nobody special!
do i look like i have someone special?	Well, don't say it like that. It's not so...ya know, crazy an idea. You are a healthy woman... You hold a steady job. Ya not crossed eyed or anything...
...so...anybody special in your life?	Do I look like I have someone special?
it's an awful thing, let me tell you. my aunt used to say,  "divorce is the sister-in-law of death".	...SO...anybody special in your life?
my parents were divorced.	It's an awful thing, let me tell you. My Aunt used to say,  "divorce is the sister-in-law of death".
you threw him out?	My parents were divorced.
...so he says to me, "you'll never find another man like me"...i said, "please, men like you have one hand on their dicks and the other hand on their mother's leg... i said, there's the door - take a trip.	You threw him out?
that all depends on you. ...sure you don't want a drink?	...So he says to me, "you'll never find another man like me"...I said, "please, men like you have one hand on their dicks and the other hand on their mother's leg... I said, there's the door - take a trip.
will it hurt?	That all depends on you. ...Sure you don't want a drink?
no, thank you.	Will it hurt?
can i get you anything...coffee... tea...a little tequilla?	No, thank you.
i've never been in an apartment above a store.  you always pass them on the street but you never think anyone really lives in them.	Can I get you anything...coffee... tea...a little tequilla?
i like your nails.  where did you get them done?	Ah... I do them myself.  I used to work in a beauty parlor.
yes!  they'll be in soon.	Well, I guess I'll come back then.
well did you or didn't you?	Yes!  They'll be in soon.
you know, i think i... ordered some just the other day.	Well did you or didn't you?
but now it's free, right?	Yeah.
this will last you one year after which you have the option to renew if... you like at a membership discount.	But now it's free, right?
yep! right on it!	Huh...the restaurant's just around the corner here...
holdin' my penis... what a lovely way of sayin' how much ya like me...	<u>What are you, out of your mind</u>!
most men are.	Why this is outrageous!...
i'm shocked.  with a child bearing body like yours...  ... why a man would have to be out of his mind!	Most men are.
<u>you're surprised</u>!... but i guess i just never met the right guy.  whatta gonna do?	I'm shocked.  With a child bearing body like yours...  ... why a man would have to be out of his mind!
this food's delicious.  you're a wonderful cook.  and you have a lovely home.	Jack, he's starting a conversation...
i mean, i've gone out with bums, but they were gorgeous.  it's the only reason to go out with a bum.	This food's delicious.  You're a wonderful cook.  And you have a lovely home.
getting your nails done is one thing but going to dinner with a bunch of strangers and <u>him</u>... she didn't even look at him.	Got any more bread crust?
i think.. i...i realized...i love you.	Huh-huh....You son of a bitch!
how have you been?	Terrific. Going on alot of dates ... seeing lots of men... lots of dates..
well!  what do you want me to do - applaud?	How have you been?
oh yeah?  what did i get?  what did i get i couldn't've gotten from somebody with no name any night of the week?  you think your company is such a treat?  your moods, your...  "pain", your problems... you think you're entertaining?	Then what do you want to stay with me for?
<u>listen</u>!  we both got something out of it, all right!	Oh yeah?  What did I get?  What did I get I couldn't've gotten from somebody with no name any night of the week?  You think your company is such a treat?  Your moods, your...  "pain", your problems... You think you're entertaining?
what have you been doing here!  <u>huh</u>! <u>i wanna know</u>!  <u>what have you been</u> <u>doing here</u>?!	<u>Listen</u>!  We both got something out of it, all right!
all right... i'll pack my stuff tonight.	What have you been doing here!  <u>Huh</u>! <u>I wanna know</u>!  <u>What have you been</u> <u>doing here</u>?!
bullshit!  if you're going to hurt me, you hurt me now -- not some long... drawn out hurt that takes weeks of my life because you don't have the balls!	All right... I'll pack my stuff tonight.
i didn't know.  i just said all i want is some time.	Bullshit!  If you're going to hurt me, you hurt me now -- not some long... drawn out hurt that takes weeks of my life because you don't have the balls!
you can't even give me that?!  what were you gonna do, jack?... just gonna organize your life...  ... walk out that door, move in by yourself and what -- drop the news when you find somebody else?  what were you planning to do, jack?	I didn't know.  I just said all I want is some time.
no.	No.  So what time do you need?  I love you -- you love me -- you want to get your career going, great!  I'd like to be a part of it -- I think I deserve that!  So what do you need to figure out alone!?
first of all, let me tell you something -- you don't know shit. second of all, as far as <u>we</u> go, what time do you need?  what have we been doing here, except <u>time</u>?  have i ever... ever pressured you!?	No.
... i'd like to focus on my career - - now than i can, now that everything's all right... parry's taken care of... and... like i said, i feel like i know a lot more now and i don't...	First of all, let me tell you something -- you don't know shit. Second of all, as far as <u>we</u> go, what time do you need?  What have we been doing here, except <u>time</u>?  Have I ever... ever pressured you!?
slowed things down?  where have i been?  have we been going fast!?	Right now, I'm just not sure about... making such definite plans.
... listen, so much has happened and i think it would be a good thing for both of us if we slowed things down a little.	Slowed things down?  Where have I been?  Have we been going fast!?
no... it's just...	... Listen, so much has happened and I think it would be a good thing for both of us if we slowed things down a little.
you want to talk?  come on, jack... did i cross the line by mentioning the future or what?	No... it's just...
no, i... i think we should talk about this.	You want to talk?  Come on, Jack... Did I cross the line by mentioning the future or what?
"i'm an incredible woman?"  what is this, a death sentence?	No, I... I think we should talk about this.
what?	"I'm an incredible woman?"  What is this, a death sentence?
... what?... you don't want to commute?	No, it's not... Come here...
... i would love to start looking at least.  you know, maybe a two bedroom or even, maybe the top floor of a house -- like in brooklyn or staten island...	... What?... You don't want to commute?
ugh, these tapes are a mess.  i don't know where to begin...	... I would love to start looking at least.  You know, maybe a two bedroom or even, maybe the top floor of a house -- like in Brooklyn or Staten Island...
thanks.	Ya know, I'm thinkin' -- with another income coming in, I would love to get a bigger place.
it's so great to see you like this, honey... i can't tell you.	Thanks.
<u>you</u> made coffee?... you're going back to work <u>and</u> you made coffee?... i love this!	It's so great to see you like this, honey... I can't tell you.
i've got to put these tapes in some kind of order... and... oh, i should get my sports jacket cleaned...  ... there's coffee if you want...	<u>You</u> made coffee?... You're going back to work <u>and</u> you made coffee?... I love this!
<u>whoah</u>!  oh, honey, that's terrific!	I've got to put these tapes in some kind of order... and... Oh, I should get my sports jacket cleaned...  ... There's coffee if you want...
he says if i want to get back to work, no problem.  he wants me to come in and talk and... and... <u>that's</u> <u>it</u>!	<u>Whoah</u>!  Oh, honey, that's terrific!
you're kidding!  what did he say?	He says if I want to get back to work, no problem.  He wants me to come in and talk and... and... <u>that's</u> <u>it</u>!
my agent.  i called my agent.	You're kidding!  What did he say?
so what's going on?  who's lou again?	My agent.  I called my agent.
well...i think you should feel very proud. you did a real nice thing for somebody else. i'm very proud.	You were great. Thanks alot.
nothing it's just...i begining to understand you.	Well...I think you should feel very proud. You did a real nice thing for somebody else. I'm very proud.
who's knows. my aunt marge used to say, "some matches are made in heaven, some are made in hell and some are made in hardware stores".	Nothing it's just...I begining to understand you.
you know, i can't believe i did it. you think it'll work out?	Who's knows. My Aunt Marge used to say, "some matches are made in heaven, some are made in hell and some are made in hardware stores".
what do you think?	I think they're made for each other. And it scares me.
what are you two up to?	Well..everything's closed up. We thought we'd get some dinner.  Say!....Anybody up for Chinese?  Have you eaten? Would you like to come along?
well talk back.  he won't bite you.	Thank you very much.
i don't know... he's a little disgusting... although some women go for that.	He just needs some clothes?
hello....congratulations.	And this is our other..uh...co-worker.. Parry..uh...Parry....
well, what the hell does that mean?	I thought... if... if I can help him in some way... you know?... get him this girl he loves... Then... maybe.... things'll start changing for me... My luck, ya know... Maybe...  Forget it... It's a stupid idea.
see, i told you!	Well, what the hell does that mean?
what does that mean?	See, I told you!
all right... sorry... i feel indebted to him.	What does that mean?
don't treat me like i'm stupid.  it pisses me off.	All right... Sorry... I feel indebted to him.
i... you're not going to understand this.	Don't treat me like I'm stupid.  It pisses me off.
what?  the curse'll be lifted?  <u>will</u> <u>you please</u>!	I... You're not going to understand this.
lydia is the girl parry likes... and i thought, if i could get them together i...	What?  The curse'll be lifted?  <u>Will</u> <u>you please</u>!
and who's lydia?	Lydia is the girl Parry likes... And I thought, if I could get them together I...
he's not a moron.	And who's Lydia?
the moron?	He's not a moron.
i was not with a woman last night.  i was out with parry.	The moron?
...<u>forget it</u>... <u>goodbye</u>!	I was not with a woman last night.  I was out with Parry.
... i don't get a friggin' phone call.  you stroll in here at noon.  i got... two people out sick.  ya think i need this?  i do not need this!	...<u>Forget it</u>... <u>Goodbye</u>!
what... no... lydia... i want to speak to... her name is lydia... i...uh...	... I don't get a friggin' phone call.  You stroll in here at noon.  I got... two people out sick.  Ya think I need this?  I Do Not Need This!
you're calling <u>lydia</u> in <u>my</u> office. you must think i'm some dope.  you fuckin' bastard... you...  ... stay out all night long...	What... No... Lydia... I want to speak to... her name is Lydia... I...uh...
i don't know her last name... i'll be off in a second.	You're calling <u>Lydia</u> in <u>my</u> office. You must think I'm some dope.  You fuckin' bastard... You...  ... stay out all night long...
lydia?!  lydia who!?	I don't know her last name... I'll be off in a second.
hello, i'd like to speak to lydia?	Lydia?!  Lydia who!?
can i have my desk please.	Hello, I'd like to speak to Lydia?
you didn't kill anybody.  stop.	I wish there was some way I could... just... pay the fine and go home.
i get this feeling like i'm... a magnet but i attract shit.  out of all the people in this city, why did i meet a man who's wife i killed?	You didn't kill anybody.  Stop.
oh stop.  things will change.  my aunt mary always said, there's a remedy for everything in this world except death and having no class.	I get this feeling like I'm... a magnet but I attract shit.  Out of all the people in this city, why did I meet a man who's wife I killed?
i tell you something, anne.  i really feel like i'm cursed.	Oh stop.  Things will change.  My Aunt Mary always said, there's a remedy for everything in this world except death and having no class.
... you have a little... uh... something on your face...	Oh, I got a pimple... This stuff is supposed to blend with my skin color... Like it really works, ya know...
oh sure... gotta believe in god.  but i don't think god made man in his own image.  no.  'cause most of... the bullshit that happens, is because of men.  no, i think man was made out of the devil's image and women were created out of god -- because women can have babies which is sorta like creating, and which also explains why women are attracted to men, because, lets face it, the devil is a helluva lot more interesting -- i slept with a few saints and let me tell you... <u>booooorring</u>!!!... and so the whole point of life, i think, is for men and women to get married so the devil and god can live together and, ya know -- work it out...  ... not that we have to get married.	... You have a little... uh... something on your face...
you still believe in god?	Oh sure... Gotta believe in God.  But I don't think God made man in his own image.  No.  'Cause most of... the bullshit that happens, is because of men.  No, I think man was made out of the devil's image and women were created out of God -- because women can have babies which is sorta like creating, and which also explains why women are attracted to men, because, lets face it, the devil is a helluva lot more interesting -- I slept with a few saints and let me tell you... <u>Booooorring</u>!!!... And so the whole point of life, I think, is for men and women to get married so the devil and God can live together and, ya know -- work it out...  ... Not that we have to get married.
oh, i used to be such a catholic.	You still believe in God?
i'm not seeing anyone else.  i really was attacked.	Okay.  ... I love you...
please... before you go on... let me tawk... okay... we've had a wonderful time together... when we first met, you said this wasn't serious and i shouldn't get serious and then you moved in and we haven't been serious. and i just wanna say that i have no regrets.  none.  and don't wanna have any now so i want ya to be up front with me... i want the truth. if you're seein' somebody else, let me know... you don't have to pour gasoline on yourself and light a match just to break up with me.  just tell me the truth.	I'm not seeing anyone else.  I really was attacked.
i... i stayed at a friend's.  listen, i --	Please... before you go on... let me tawk... okay... We've had a wonderful time together... When we first met, you said this wasn't serious and I shouldn't get serious and then you moved in and we haven't been serious. And I just wanna say that I have no regrets.  None.  And don't wanna have any now so I want ya to be up front with me... I want the truth. If you're seein' somebody else, let me know... You don't have to pour gasoline on yourself and light a match just to break up with me.  Just tell me the truth.
... so... where did you sleep last night?	I... I stayed at a friend's.  Listen, I --
you're all right... you sure...	... So... where did you sleep last night?
no, i'm fine... really...	You're all right... you sure...
you were attacked.  my god.  should i call a doctor!  did you call the police...	No, I'm fine... really...
two kids tried to set me on fire.	<u>Oh my God</u>... <u>What did they do</u>!  <u>My</u> <u>God</u>!!!
<u>what</u>!	Two kids tried to set me on fire.
i was attacked.	<u>What</u>!
i can't tell you how distraught i was.  all night long.  what the hell happened?	I was attacked.
i smell gas... do you smell gas...	I can't tell you how distraught I was.  All night long.  What the hell happened?
i'm sorry.	I smell gas... Do you smell gas...
it happens to be a beautiful love story.  ya know, you used to like that about me.  you used to say you liked that i didn't make you think so much.  that we could be together and not think...	Yeah, well... suicidal paranoiacs say funny things sometimes.
then why the hell do we watch all the time?	Because it makes me feel good to see how not funny it is and how America doesn't know the first thing about funny which makes it easier not being a famous funny TV celebrity because that would just mean that I'm not really talented.
it's not funny.  it's... sophomoric and mindless... and dumb.	Then why the hell do we watch all the time?
well, it's funny!  whatta want from me?	It's not funny.  It's... sophomoric and mindless... and dumb.
anne, they're my moods. if you want to understand moods, have one of your own!	Why don't you go upstairs... take the day off. All right?...I'll cook tonight.
are you in a mood today baby? is this one of those days when you're in ...whadda call it... an emotional abyss?  talk to me, cause i don't understand these moods.	Anne, they're MY moods. If you want to understand moods, have one of your own!
what if i was a relative?	You'd have the option to care for him at home but my advice is it wouldn't be the best thing for him. He needs hospital care. I just thought you could sign the release forms, but the city can do that. I wouldn't feel responsible in any way. There's really nothing you can do. I'm sorry.
well, it's not unusual in his case... sometimes victims of tragedies are subject to the brain's replay system. the brain never loses anything - it just stores it up and waits. a person could actually re-experience the full effect of a tragedy, long after the event took place. are you relatives?  well, it doesn't matter. we'll take care of it. he'll have to be sent back to the same institution..	What if I was a relative?
but..how could that happen?	Well, it's not unusual in his case... Sometimes victims of tragedies are subject to the brain's replay system. The brain never loses anything - it just stores it up and waits. A person could actually re-experience the full effect of a tragedy, long after the event took place. Are you relatives?  Well, it doesn't matter. We'll take care of it. He'll have to be sent back to the same institution..
i'm afraid not ... then again, i'm not sure. the beating's bad but it's not the problem... it seems he's.. re-experiencing the catatonia... so, like before, he could snap out it in an hour or in thirteen months or thirteen years... ....i don't know. there's no way to tell.	But..How could that happen?
yeah so? the guy's beat up - he...he probably has a concussion or something, right?  he'll snap out of it?	I'm afraid not ... Then again, I'm not sure. The beating's bad but it's not the problem... It seems he's.. re-experiencing the catatonia... So, like before, he could snap out it in an hour or in thirteen months or thirteen years... ....I don't know. There's no way to tell.
he can't hear you.  hi...i'm dr. weintraub....  i was on duty when they brought him in...i've been going over his record... he was brought in once before i understand...  ..."catatonic  stupor"...condition  rendered him non-verbal for a period of -...	Yeah so? The guy's beat up - he...he probably has a concussion or something, right?  He'll snap out of it?
parry?	He can't hear you.  Hi...I'm Dr. Weintraub....  I was on duty when they brought him in...I've been going over his record... He was brought in once before I understand...  ..."catatonic  stupor"...condition  rendered him non-verbal for a period of -...
she gave you the old brusheroo, kiddo... believe me -- this tart will never make it to your desert plate...	She <u>likes</u> me.  She said for me to call!
no, jack, no, it's not... she likes me.	She gave you the old brusheroo, kiddo... Believe me -- this tart will never make it to your desert plate...
yeah, edwin, <u>sure</u>... and <u>pinnochio</u> is a true story... <u>edwin!  wake up!</u> this is a fairytale...	No, Jack, no, it's not... She likes me.
i think she likes me... she gave me her number, but she must work a lot cause when i call she's never home... but i think we'll go out this weekend... i've...	Yeah, Edwin, <u>sure</u>... and <u>Pinnochio</u> is a true story... <u>Edwin!  Wake up!</u> This is a fairytale...
yeah, but does she swallow, edwin?	I think she likes me... she gave me her number, but she must work a lot cause when I call she's never home... But I think we'll go out this weekend... I've...
yeah, i know the place.  it's one of those chic <u>yuppie</u> gathering holes.	Okay... I know but... I met this beautiful girl...
i... i... went to this bar... this very, ya know -- hard-to-get-in place... called babbitt's...	Yeah, I know the place.  It's one of those chic <u>yuppie</u> gathering holes.
so, edwin, baby, this is sunrise confession time... what have you got for us?	I... I... went to this bar... this very, ya know -- hard-to-get-in place... called Babbitt's...
i'm... just looking for parry...	He's not here.
can i help you?	I'm... just looking for Parry...
tragedy?	He and his wife was were at some bar ..and some nut came in with a shotgun and blew the place apart. She was a beautiful girl...She never knew what hit her.
yeah, well... i let him stay there. what else could i do after such a tragedy?	Tragedy?
no...  he is supposed to live there?	Yeah, well... I let him stay there. What else could I do after such a tragedy?
you a friend of parry's?	No...  He is supposed to live there?
uh... basement i think...	<u>I tell him no visitors</u>!!!
where you comin' from?!	Uh... basement I think...
remember. one chorus and out.	I'm a man with a mission, Jack.
um...i've got to run. i've bee doing this all day.  are you going to be all right?	Oh please!...I was born a Catholic in Brooklyn... I've been to hell and back.... I'll be fine...  ....Thanks...You're a gem.
can you tell me something? did you lose your mind all of a sudden or was it a slow gradual process?	Well,... I'm a singer by trade... Summer stock...nightclub revues... that kind of thing...It used to be what I absolutely lived for...God...I can do GYPSY backwards - every part- but, one night...in the middle of singing "Funny..... - it suddenly hit me... ...what does all of this really mean?  That, and the fact that all my friends are dead...God, I sound like a veteran. Dad would be so proud.
come on...maybe we can...where do you want to go?	Venice...Like Katherine Hepburn in SUMMERTIME. . ....Why can't I be Katherine Hepburn...
no...no...we can't...we can't..	Come on...maybe we can...where do you want to go?
where?  maybe we can.	No...no...we can't...we can't..
a real nice place i know... ah...can't get there! not tonight.	Where?  Maybe we can.
uh...where...where do you want to go?	A real nice place I know... Ah...can't get there! Not tonight.
i wanna go...just let me go...	Uh...Where...where do you want to go?
it was a crime.	Leave me alone...I wanna go...
isn't that awful? poor brenda frazier. poor little gloria. they ruined them! they ate them alive!	It was a crime.
come on now...you can't sit here.	NO! I want a debutante on a horse to step on me.  Leave me alone!!
no...i wanna go! i wanna go now!	Come on now...You can't sit here.
it's o.k...it's o.k...lets me help you up.	NO...I WANNA GO! I WANNA GO NOW!
.....me neither.	<u>No</u>...<u>No</u> <u>please</u>...!
good.  you believe this drunk?	.....Me neither.
yes... i... i agree...	Good.  You believe this drunk?
people spend a lot of hard earned money for this neighborhood.  it's not fair... looking out their windows to see your ass asleep on the streets...	Yes... I... I agree...
i... i was just leaving.	People spend a lot of hard earned money for this neighborhood.  It's not fair... looking out their windows to see your ass asleep on the streets...
you shouldn't hang around this neighborhood.	I... I was just leaving.
i was nine in the sixties.	I used to think my biography would be JACK LUCAS - THE FACE BEHIND THE VOICE, but now it can be JACK LUCAS, THE FACE "AND" THE VOICE...or maybe just JACK - EXCLAMATION POINT...
how un-sixties of you.	I was nine in the sixties.
no, i have to work.	How un-sixties of you.
i'll remember that the next time you get excited by drawing pubic hairs on raisin bran.  want some?	No, I have to work.
jack, it's a sitcom -- you're not defining pi.	I'll remember that the next time you get excited by drawing pubic hairs on raisin bran.  Want some?
... first time in my life i'll be a voice with a body.  do you know what that means?  what this could lead to?	Jack, it's a sitcom -- you're not defining Pi.
fine.	... First time in my life I'll be a voice with a body.  Do you know what that means?  What this could lead to?
they're putting me on film tomorrow.	Fine.
fine.  i'll say no.	They're putting me on film tomorrow.
you know, tomorrow's a very big day for me... it would be nice if you acted like you understood.	Fine.  I'll say no.
you're so witty.  i'm so jealous... i <u>need</u> to get out of here, jack, and do something other than sit in this apartment and count how many funny lines you have per page.	You know, tomorrow's a very big day for me... It would be nice if you acted like you understood.
about dinner as a concept or about dinner with...  <u>raoul</u>?	You're so witty.  I'm so jealous... I <u>need</u> to get out of here, Jack, and do something other than sit in this apartment and count how many funny lines you have per page.
can i ask that when you clean your hands you wipe the ink off the inside of the sink before it stains the stainless steel.	You can ask.
okay... twenty dollars... when can you...	Tonight!  How's tonight?
how much?	Well, since you're a member, we could...
you know, anne does other people too. sort of a sideline...	How much?
free?	Yes.  They're free.
uh... you... you can pick out up to ten movies...	Free?
now what?	Uh... you... you can pick out up to ten movies...
so how do we do this?	Well..um...you get an official membership card...  Just sign that and we'll laminate it right here... Parry?  You want to laminate Miss Sinclair's card?...
hello. my name is lydia sinclair.	Yes. Hi..Congratulations. Jack Lucas. Nice to meet you finally. This is Anne Napolitano, the owner of Video Spot.
did phyllis in accounting tell you to call me?	<u>No!</u>  <u>I told you</u>! <u>You won a contest</u>!
you get a vcr with the membership.  ... for a short time until you get your own.  listen, why don't you come down to the store and you can check it out.  see if you're interested.	Did Phyllis in accounting tell you to call me?
well, i mean... i don't know you... this has never... i've never won anything and... i don't have a vcr.	You get a VCR with the membership.  ... For a short time until you get your own.  Listen, why don't you come down to the store and you can check it out.  See if you're interested.
well there....  what's the difference?	Well, I mean... I don't know you... This has never... I've never won anything and... I don't have a VCR.
well -- were there a lot of people in the room or just you or what?	Well there....  What's the difference?
a list.	Well -- were there a lot of people in the room or just you or what?
well, i don't understand.  what did you do -- did you pick my name out of a hat or... or... a list?	A list.
your name was picked.	Well, I don't understand.  What did you do -- did you pick my name out of a hat or... or... a list?
which ones?	All of them... Which means <u>you</u> have just won a free membership at our store on Second Avenue.
well, congratulations lydia, because out of several thousand card holders... in conjunction with several major credit card companies...	Which ones?
huh-huh.	Well, congratulations Lydia, because out of several thousand card holders... in conjunction with several major credit card companies...
yes well...  you are a credit card holder, are you not?	Huh-huh.
yes.	Yes well...  You are a credit card holder, are you not?
hello lydia?	Yeah?  Who is this?
god, i have no idea.  she's worked here for fifteen years and i have no idea.  i'll call her.	No... no... that's all right... I thought I knew her... Thanks...
lydia.  lydia what?	God, I have no idea.  She's worked here for fifteen years and I have no idea.  I'll call her.
oh, lydia!	Lydia.  Lydia what?
uh... she was wearing a kind of... a flouncy kind of... uh... plain...	Oh, Lydia!
what girl?  i didn't notice.	Uh... she was wearing a kind of... a flouncy kind of... uh... plain...
could you help me-- what was the name of that girl who just came in...	What girl?  I didn't notice.
beautiful night huh?	Yeah.....Hey they're moving....  Am I doing that?
parry, it's lydia sinclair - our membership winner.	I know!
no. nothing bad's going to happen. anne'll be there. i'll be there. nothing bad will happen.	I'm still scared.
...i feel so much for her...i feel like something awful is going to happen.	No. Nothing bad's going to happen. Anne'll be there. I'll be there. Nothing bad will happen.
no. but that's not the only reason people get together or..stay together.	What are the other reasons?
tch...how romantic. yeah. if i wasn't already committed to lydia, boy. except anne'd never go for me though. she loves you too much. and you really love her, huh?	No. But that's not the only reason people get together or..stay together.
in a bar called hellfire.	Tch...how romantic. Yeah. If I wasn't already committed to Lydia, boy. Except Anne'd never go for me though. She loves you too much. And you really love her, huh?
i'm sorry....i'm just so excited.  you must have felt this way when you first met anne, huh? where did you two meet?	In a bar called Hellfire.
will you stand still so i can do this!	I'm sorry....I'm just so excited.  You must have felt this way when you first met Anne, huh? Where did you two meet?
holdin' my penis...	<u>Parry</u>!  Close your pants...
is that what your girlfriend does for you?	Sure...
bad example. just trust me. a woman who loves you keeps you going...gives you strength... makes you feel like you can do anything...	Is that what your girlfriend does for you?
happily married, probably.	Bad example. Just trust me. A woman who loves you keeps you going...gives you strength... Makes you feel like you can do anything...
well, see, i think she can help...you know women are great..they...they make homes and they..ya know, kill the livestock so the knights can go out and get grails and...and slaughter villages with a clear head...i mean, where would arthur be without guinevere...	Happily married, probably.
maybe, when we get the grail...	Well, see, I think she can help...You know women are great..they...they make homes and they..ya know, kill the livestock so the knights can go out and get Grails and...and slaughter villages with a clear head...I mean, where would Arthur be without Guinevere...
parry, you don't have to <u>earn</u> a woman. it's the twentieth century.	Maybe, when we get the Grail...
i can't ask for her...i have to earn her.	Parry, you don't have to <u>earn</u> a woman. It's the twentieth century.
what?	Then let's begin with the story itself. It's a story of the Grail myth...And although there are several variations, my favorite begins with the Fisher King as a young boy... who had to spend a night alone in the forest to prove his courage... and during that night, he is visited by a sacred vision. Out of the fire, appears the Holy Grail - God's highest symbol of divine grace. And a voice says to the boy, "You shall be the guardian of the Grail, that it may heal the hearts of men"...But the boy was overcome ...Innocent and foolish, he was blinded by greater visions - a life ahead filled with beauty and glory, hope and power...Tears filled his eyes as he sensed his own... invincibility. A boy's tears of naive wonder and inspiration. and in this state of...radical amazement...he felt for a brief moment, not like a boy, but like God...  ...And so he reached into the fire to take the Grail. And the Grail vanished. And the boy hands were left caught in the flames...leaving him wounded and ashamed at what his recklessness had lost him. When he became King, he was determined to reclaim his destiny and find the Grail... But with each year that passed, with each campaign he fought, the Grail remained lost, and this wound he suffered in the fire grew worse... He became a bitter man. Life for him lost it's reason. With each disappointment, with each betrayal... with each loss ... this wound would grow... Soon the land began to spoil from neglect and his people starved...Until finally, the King lost all faith in God's existance and in man's value...He lost his ability to love or be loved And he was so sick with experience... that he started to die. As the years went on, his bravest knights would search for the Grail that would heal their King and make them the most respected and valued men in the land, but to no avail.  Pretty soon, finding the Grail became a ruthless struggle between ambitious men vying for the King's power, which only confirmed the King's worst suspicions of man, causing his wound to grow. His only hope, he thought, was death. Then one day, a fool was brought in to the King to cheer him.  He was a simple-minded man... not particularly skilled...or admired... He tells the King some jokes...sing him some songs, but the King feels even worse...Finally, the fool says, "What is it that hurts you so much? How can I help?"...And the King says, "I need a sip of water to cool my throat"...So, the fool takes a cup from the bedstand, fills it with water and hands it to the King...Suddenly, the King feels a lot better. And when he looks to his hands, he sees that it was the Holy Grail the fool handed him...an ordinary cup that had been beside his bed all along...And the King asks, "How can this be?...how could you find what all my knights and wisest men could not find"? And the fool answers, "I don't know. I only knew you were thirsty."... And for the first time since he was a boy, the King felt more than a man - not because he was touched by God's glory...but rather, by the compassion of a fool.
are there any questions?	What?
you're out of your fucking mind!!	Bingo!
who are you talking to jack?	YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!!
..ha...little fella? i mean the man talks to invisible people - he sees invisible horses - and he's naked in the middle of central park. i should be surprised? i'm not surprised. i'm fucking outta my mind to even be here!	Who are you talking to Jack?
no! i will not! this is nuts! i'm leaving! i mean it...this is nuts.  this is too nuts...i'm leaving. i mean it!	..Ha...Little fella? I mean the man talks to invisible people - he sees invisible horses - and he's naked in the middle of Central Park. I should be surprised? I'm not surprised. I'm fucking outta my mind to even be here!
come on, try it. ya feel the air on your body - ya little fella's flappin' in the breeze. ...everybody in the city is busy with their business and no one knows we're bare assed in the middle of it. come on!	NO! I will not! This is nuts! I'm leaving! I mean it...this is nuts.  This is too nuts...I'm leaving. I mean it!
you can't do this! this is new york! nobody lies in naked in a field in new york..it's...it's too midwestern.	Come on, try it. Ya feel the air on your body - ya little fella's flappin' in the breeze. ...everybody in the city is busy with their business and no one knows we're bare assed in the middle of it. Come on!
have you ever done any cloudbusting? you lie on your back and you concentrate on the clouds...and you try yo break them apart with your mind. it's wild.	You can't do this! This is New York! Nobody lies in naked in a field in New York..It's...it's too Midwestern.
.....what are you doing?	Have you ever done any cloudbusting? You lie on your back and you concentrate on the clouds...and you try yo break them apart with your mind. It's wild.
yes. i think that's very fair.	.....What are you doing?
well that's stupid. this is my park just as much as it is theirs. you think it's fair they keep us out just because they make us think we'll get killed or something?	Yes. I think that's very fair.
don't you think it's time to go now? running around here during the day is one thing but at night we could be killed by a wide variety of people.	Well that's stupid. This is my park just as much as it is theirs. You think it's fair they keep us out just because they make us think we'll get killed or something?
it's such a great song.	It's a classic.
who?	Well, maybe he wants to stay here.  Do...do you want to stay here?
listen, he just needs to sleep it off. someone will take care of him.	Who?
parry...	Buddy, the days of the debutantes are ... not what they used to be.
the red knight!	The Red...?  You're totally gone, aren't you?
saw who!!?	The Red Knight!
isn't it great up here... he's gone now, but we had him on the run! we would've had his ass if we had horses! he's running scared!	WHO! WHO'S RUNNING?!! WHO HAVE WE BEEN CHASING!?? CAN I ASK THIS QUESTION NOW!!!
he knows who you are!  he's afraid!  i can tell!	You're totally gone, aren't you?
so what? you going to help me?	WILL YOU PLEASE... please listen to me ...  You know none of this is true -                           PARRY the Grail, the voices...                           Jack... There's a part of you that                         Come on...what are knows this isn't true.                             saying... I know who you are...                              I know who you are.. or who you were.                                   You're acting really- You don't belong on the                            No, no, no, no... streets. You're intelligent                        Jack... man....you're a teacher...                         Jacck!... You were a teach at Hunter College. Don't you remember?...
i don't believe in little floating people! there is no magic!	So what? You going to help me?
that's why the little people sent you. just <u>like</u> magic.	I don't believe in little floating people! THERE IS NO MAGIC!
i'm self-centered, i'm weak - i don't have the will power of a <u>fly</u> on shit...	That's why the Little People sent you. Just <u>like</u> magic.
you're a real honest to goodness <u>good</u> guy.	I'm self-centered, I'm weak - I don't have the will power of a <u>fly</u> on shit...
i'm not. believe me. <u>i'm</u> scum.	You're a real honest to goodness <u>good</u> guy.
you're a true <u>friend</u>.	I'm not. Believe me. <u>I'm</u> scum.
will you shut-up!!!	You're a true <u>friend</u>.
i love this man...ya hear me jaded city...  ...i'm daffy about this guy and i don't care who knows it!!!	Will you shut-up!!!
please don't hug me in public again, o.k.?	I LOVE THIS MAN...YA HEAR ME JADED CITY...  ...I'M DAFFY ABOUT THIS GUY AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!!!
...you are such a great guy. first the money, now this.  isn't he fabulous!?	Please don't hug me in public again, O.K.?
no. i think you're a moron and i don't want to get into trouble.	...You are such a great guy. First the money, now this.  Isn't he fabulous!?
tch. you are so sweet...now i know why you're saying this. ...you're afraid i'm in danger and you're trying to protect me.	No. I think you're a moron and I don't want to get into trouble.
i take it back - you're fucking deranged... and you're going to get yourself killed trying to get in there!	Tch. You are so sweet...Now I know why you're saying this. ...You're afraid I'm in danger and you're trying to protect me.
i don't need a job. i have a quest.	I take it back - you're fucking deranged... And you're going to get yourself killed trying to get in there!
look, you're only sort of insane, really. people like you can lead semi-normal lives. you could get a job...	I don't need a job. I have a quest.
of course there is, jack. what do you think the crusades were - a frat initiation? i don't think so...there has to be a grail.	Look, you're only sort of insane, really. People like you can lead semi-normal lives. You could get a job...
all right! listen - please...don't start drooling or...rolling your eyes when i tell you this but - you shouldn't do this..there is no holy grail.	Of course there is, Jack. What do you think the Crusades were - a frat initiation? I don't think so...There has to be a Grail.
o.k...let me explain this one more time...the holly grail is in -....	All right! Listen - please...don't start drooling or...rolling your eyes when I tell you this but - You shouldn't do this..There is no Holy Grail.
you can't just break into langdon carmichael's house. this man has done nothing.	O.K...let me explain this one more time...The Holly Grail is in -....
pretty impressive huh?...don't let it scare you. i'll admit it's formidable but everything has it's weakness.	You can't just break into Langdon Carmichael's house. This man has done nothing.
you really want to help me?	Pretty impressive huh?...Don't let it scare you. I'll admit it's formidable but everything has it's weakness.
i don't know. but i gave it to you...to help you...not him.	You really want to help me?
well what am i gonna do with it?	I don't know. But I gave it to you...to help YOU...not him.
but i gave it to you!	Well what am I gonna do with it?
what are you doing?  give that back!	But I gave it to you!
well, i think you should be realistic. ya can't start an ad agency on fifty dollars!	What are you doing?  Give that back!
can i take you to lunch?	No..I have to get back to work. Take care of yourself.
that's o.k.	Can I take you to lunch?
no..no, it's..i don't know what to say. this is so nice of you...jack...	That's O.K.
here's another twenty. will that do?  i mean, what's it going to take!	No..no, it's..I don't know what to say. This is so nice of you...Jack...
fifty dollars?	Here's another twenty. Will that do?  I mean, what's it going to take!
here...i just would like to help you. i thought...maybe...you could use some money.	Fifty dollars?
why did you do that?	Well, if every time someone did something offensive they hit in the head with a pebble, I think they might alter their behavior. What do you think Jack...
i don't know.	Why did you do that?
what's her name?	I don't know.
huh-huh. i'm deeply smitten.	What's her name?
do you follow her every day?	Huh-huh. I'm deeply smitten.
"soveriegn princess of his captive heart what dire affliction has thou made me suffer, thus banished from thy presence with reproach, and fettered by thy rigorous command, not to appear again before thy beautiful face. deign princess, to remember this thy faithful slave, who now endures such misery for love of thee"....	Parry!
i'm not married.	Funny -- you look married.
thanks a mill --  and i'll give you a buzz as soon as i hear from the people upstairs and we'll get this thing off the ground... thanks for stopping by, jack.  give my love to the wife and kids.	I'm not married.
thanks... you can keep the doll.	Thanks a mill --  And I'll give you a buzz as soon as I hear from the people upstairs and we'll get this thing off the ground... Thanks for stopping by, Jack.  Give my love to the wife and kids.
i know...	Thanks... You can keep the doll.
parry... i'm jack.	I know...
parry.	Parry... I'm Jack.
listen, forget the shoes.  i'll just take a cab... uh...	Parry.
see, you don't know him... that's why you're the one... you can get it...	Listen, forget the shoes.  I'll just take a cab... Uh...
i wish you all the luck in the world. when you get the grail, i'm sure i'll be seeing lots of you on various talk shows...	But I can't get it... He's...
oh, please... you're embarrassing me.	I wish you all the luck in the world. When you get the Grail, I'm sure I'll be seeing lots of you on various talk shows...
i think you're a very nice... very nice psychotic man.  i really appreciate what you did for me.  it was a very brave and noble thing...	Oh, please... you're embarrassing me.
listen... i don't mean to be flippant or to enrage you or anything but... you're an imbecile.  and i'm not the one... i'm not <u>any</u> one...	I think you're a very nice... very nice psychotic man.  I really appreciate what you did for me.  It was a very brave and noble thing...
i know!  you can't imagine how surprised i was.  who would think you could find anything divine on the upper east side.	Listen... I don't mean to be flippant or to enrage you or anything but... you're an imbecile.  And I'm not The One... I'm not <u>any</u> One...
the holy grail?  some billionaire has the holy grail sitting in a commode on madison avenue?	I know!  You can't imagine how surprised I was.  Who would think you could find anything divine on the Upper East Side.
him...?	God... I'm the janitor of God.
they work for him.	Him...?
the little...	They work for Him.
but i need help and <u>they</u> sent you.	The Little...
a quest?	But I need help and <u>they</u> sent you.
no, no... i mean that sort of happens along the way but no...  i'm on a very special quest.	A quest?
uh... gee... well... you seem to be some kind of vigilante...	No, no... I mean that sort of happens along the way but no...  I'm on a very special quest.
take a guess...  <u>let him guess</u>!!  <u>tch</u>.	Uh... gee... well... you seem to be some kind of vigilante...
uhh... i'm drawing a blank.	Take a guess...  <u>Let him guess</u>!!  <u>Tch</u>.
... do you know who i am?	Uhh... I'm drawing a blank.
... i've got a right to say something.  i mean, you're tying my hands here!  they say you're not ready to know.	I'm not...  Now, where are those shoes...
<u>oh shut up</u>!!!	... I've got a right to say something.  I mean, you're tying my hands here!  They say you're not ready to know.
i'm the one what?	<u>Oh shut up</u>!!!
they said you're the one.	I'm the one what?
the little people?	They said you're The One.
do you know what the little people just told me?	The Little People?
<u>what</u>?!	Sshhhh!
<u>what</u>!?	<u>What</u>?!
where -- ?	<u>What</u>!?
they're --  -- what?	Where -- ?
hi... where are my shoes?	They're --  -- What?
my name is parry.	Hi... Where are my shoes?
no... thanks... listen --	My name is Parry.
my abode... my domicile... my neck of the woods... hungry?  breakfast?  a fruit pie perhaps?	No... thanks... Listen --
where am i?	My abode... My domicile... My neck of the woods... Hungry?  Breakfast?  A fruit pie perhaps?
if you're going to murder me, that's fine... just don't laugh.	Where am I?
hahahahaaa... nononono... not yet... hahahaha...	If you're going to murder me, that's fine... just don't laugh.
have i died?	Hahahahaaa... Nononono... Not yet... Hahahaha...
this is it. i'm in hell. damned to an eternity of idiotic conversation.	Great place huh?
i need a drink.	I know a great place.  ...UH...WARREN!
please don't hurt me?	"OH beings blind! What ignorance besets you!
you can't leave me tied up out here alone, you fucking faggot!	You won't be alone for long.
are you all right?	OWW...MAN...
come on! go for it! what the hell are they gonna do? they can't do nothin!	<u>Nothing!</u> <u>They</u> <u>can</u> <u>do</u> <u>nothing!</u> <u>Gentlemen!</u>
you're out numbered son.	Come on! Go for it! What the hell are they gonna do? They can't do nothin!
you advise us!	You're out numbered son.
i advise you to let us go.	You advise us!
bingo! tell the man what he's won!	I advise you to let us go.
owww....what are you nuts?!	BINGO! Tell the man what he's won!
<u>fag..a</u> <u>fag</u> <u>you</u> <u>say!?</u>... <u>"curst</u> <u>wolf!</u> <u>thy</u> <u>fury</u> <u>inward</u> <u>on</u> <u>thyself</u> <u>pray</u> <u>and</u> <u>consume</u> <u>thee!"</u>	Fuck you.
you a fag too?	<u>Fag..a</u> <u>fag</u> <u>you</u> <u>say!?</u>... <u>"Curst</u> <u>wolf!</u> <u>Thy</u> <u>fury</u> <u>inward</u> <u>on</u> <u>thyself</u> <u>Pray</u> <u>and</u> <u>consume</u> <u>thee!"</u>
ha, ha, ha, ha rubbish...now begone...before somebody drops a house on you!...	You a fag too?
it's just a bum...you know, there's enough in here for the two of you.	Ha, ha, ha, ha rubbish...now begone...before somebody drops a house on you!...
unhand that degenerate - you adolescent ass of a one balled donkey!	It's just a bum...You know, there's enough in here for the two of you.
... it's not just from tonight.  i've known you for a long time.  i see you come out of work every day.  i walk with you to lunch.  i know what you order... i see you buy baby ruths before going back in...  i know how you feel on certain days by whether or not you go into the bookstore...  ... i know you hate your job and you don't have many friends and you sometimes feel like you're not as... as wonderful as everybody else and you're a little uncoordinated  ... and feeling like you're the only one who's as separate and... alone as you are... and i love you.   i love you.  i think you're the greatest thing since... spice racks and i would be knocked out several times if i even got just a first kiss.  but i'll be back in the morning.  and i won't be distant.  and i will call if you let me... but i still don't drink coffee.	Shhh...
will you stop!...  ... i'm in love with you...	... It's not just from tonight.  I've known you for a long time.  I see you come out of work every day.  I walk with you to lunch.  I know what you order... I see you buy Baby Ruths before going back in...  I know how you feel on certain days by whether or not you go into the bookstore...  ... I know you hate your job and you don't have many friends and you sometimes feel like you're not as... as wonderful as everybody else and you're a little uncoordinated  ... and feeling like you're the only one who's as separate and... alone as you are... and I love you.   I love you.  I think you're the greatest thing since... spice racks and I would be knocked out several times if I even got just a first kiss.  But I'll be back in the morning.  And I won't be distant.  And I will call if you let me... But I still don't drink coffee.
you have a disease.	Will you stop!...  ... I'm in love with you...
no, i...	You have a disease.
divorced.	No, I...
no.	Divorced.
you're married.	No.
oh no, i want to.  i've got a hard-on for you the size of canada... but i don't... want just one night.  i have a confession to make?	You're married.
oh... you mean you don't want to.	Oh no, I want to.  I've got a hard-on for you the size of Canada... but I don't... want just one night.  I have a confession to make?
so are you, but i think maybe you should shut up now...  ... i'm not coming up to your apartment.  that was never my idea.	Oh... You mean you don't want to.
listen, you're very nice... b...	So are you, but I think maybe you should shut up now...  ... I'm not coming up to your apartment.  That was never my idea.
well, no wonder.  we just met, made love and broke up all in the space of thirty seconds and i can't even remember the first kiss which is the best part.	Listen, you're very nice... b...
listen, i'm not feeling well.	Well, no wonder.  We just met, made love and broke up all in the space of thirty seconds and I can't even remember the first kiss which is the best part.
excuse me...	Listen, I'm not feeling well.
and then we'll exchange phone numbers and you'll leave and never call and i'll go to work and feel great for the first hour and then slowly turn into a piece of dirt by lunch.  why am i putting myself through this?  it was very nice... uh meeting you. good night..	Excuse me...
i don't drink coffee...	And then we'll exchange phone numbers and you'll leave and never call and I'll go to work and feel great for the first hour and then slowly turn into a piece of dirt by lunch.  Why am I putting myself through this?  It was very nice... uh meeting you. Good night..
... and then we'll probably have a drink and talk and get comfortable with each other and... and we'll... then you'll sleep over and then in the morning...  ... you'll be distant and you won't be... able to stay for breakfast... you'll just have some coffee maybe...	I don't drink coffee...
i don't drink coffee...	... and then we'll probably have a drink and talk and get comfortable with each other and... and we'll... then you'll sleep over and then in the morning...  ... you'll be distant and you won't be... able to stay for breakfast... you'll just have some coffee maybe...
well... you're walking me home.  i... i guess you're sort of... attracted to me and you'll want to come upstairs for... coffee...	I don't drink coffee...
what are we about to do?	Well... you're walking me home.  I... I guess you're sort of... attracted to me and you'll want to come upstairs for... coffee...
i mean you don't have to say nice things to me... that kind of thing is a little old fashioned for what we're about to do.	What are we about to do?
i never say anything i have to.	I mean you don't have to say nice things to me... That kind of thing is a little old fashioned for what we're about to do.
you don't have to say that.	I never say anything I have to.
well, it's enough for me.	You don't have to say that.
no, really..believe me - there isn't any more. this is it.	Well, it's enough for me.
don't say that.	No, really..believe me - there isn't any more. This is it.
there isn't any more to tell.	Don't say that.
tell me more. i want to know everything.	There isn't any more to tell.
what do you do - for a living i mean?	Well, I'm in search of the Holy Grail.
how do you know him?	We were neighbors for a couple for weeks on Sutton Place.
we mostly publish trashy romance novels.	Well - empires have fallen because of trashy romances...
it sounds exciting.	Why does it sound exciting? There's absolutely nothing exciting about it.
...i..uh..i get to read some of the books but mostly i..just calculate production costs from first edition hard cover publication to paperback. after paperback it's basically someone else's problem.	It sounds exciting.
what a gyp.	Yeah.
... uh... we seem to be all out of ethel merman.	What a gyp.
got any ethel merman?	... Uh... we seem to be all out of Ethel Merman.
well, we have plenty of those.  right over here.  we got the mgm series, astaire and rogers, the judy garlands...	Got any Ethel Merman?
i don't like... uh...  polish love stories...  ... i like musicals.	Well, we have plenty of those.  Right over here.  We got the MGM series, Astaire and Rogers, the Judy Garlands...
how about... zbiegnew speizak's "the purple bread," an intensely portrayed tale of love and envy set against the sweeping background of a polish bakery.  in subtitles.	I don't like... uh...  Polish love stories...  ... I like musicals.
i don't like horror movies!	How about... Zbiegnew Speizak's "The Purple Bread," an intensely portrayed tale of love and envy set against the sweeping background of a Polish bakery.  In subtitles.
how about the "hell merchants"?	I don't like horror movies!
no just parry.	Oh...like Moses.
parry parry?	No just Parry.
yeah, i told her it was you, but that you're wearing a wig, 'cause on tv you're mostly bald in the front.	Your little friend's real sharp there...  Yeah, I don't like to wear the wig on TV, because with two and a half million people watching you, you've gotta be sincere. I just like to wear it when I'm out slippin' around bowling alleys an' things like that. I think it gives me a little more class, don't you?
a wig?	Yeah, I told her it was you, but that you're wearing a wig, 'cause on TV you're mostly bald in the front.
that's a wig you wear, isn't it?	A wig?
well, betty and twinky, it sure is nice talking to you girls. i just wish i had more time...	That's a wig you wear, isn't it?
yeah, 'cause she's so "twinky"...	Well, Betty and Twinky, it sure is nice talking to you girls. I just wish I had more time...
twinky?	Yeah, 'cause she's so "twinky"...
my name is shirley, but they call me betty, and her name's twinky.	Twinky?
i leave it to you.	My name is Shirley, but they call me Betty, and her name's Twinky.
see, i told you it was him...  your name's donnie something, right?	I leave it to you.
tell me what in the hell's going on, elton!	I got accused a robbin' a fillin'station down in the Indian Nation, didn' I tell you...
if you're sayin' you're somethin' better'n what i am, that's one thing. but i can't say much a someone who'd run off an' leave a woman in a situation like this an' feel easy about it. an' that's all i gotta say.	I hope that's all you gotta say, El, 'cause I'm about as tired of your mouth as I am workin' this stinkin' hole!
well, id'n that nice.	It's ridiculous! I'm sitting here, listening to some asshole cracker compare his life to mine!
give 'em the horn, bob.	Look at these assholes! What the hell are they doing?!
we gotta get on home an' relieve the sitter. why'nt you an' ray come on over.	Okay. Go ahead. I'll settle up for the beers...  An' walk Rayette over with you, will you.
sure you don't want anything?	Fill it up.
no.	You got any change?
i'm gonna go in that cafe an' get some coffee. you want anything?	No.
wait a sec. i want tita to take a picture of you an' me in front of the place...	No, let's go...
come on.	Wait a sec. I want Tita to take a picture of you an' me in front of the place...
bobby...	I can't talk to you right now, leave me alone...
it's all right. he don't mean anything by that.	I don't, huh?
just finish eating.	Oh, am I holdin' up dessert?
what?	Just finish eating.
rayette.	What?
this certainly is an improvement on the motel an' the coffee shop.  how could you have left such a beautiful place, bobby?	I don't know.
bye, honey, i'll call you in a couple of days.	Okay...
it brings out my eyes...	Bye, honey, I'll call you in a couple of days.
sure...	It brings out my eyes...
or maybe sit out by the pool an' get myself nice an' tan for you. would you like that?	Sure...
okay, ray...	Or maybe sit out by the pool an' get myself nice an' tan for you. Would you like that?
if you can't do what i ask, ray, use that money to go back home, then.	Bobby, don't talk like that...
so how long am i supposed to sit an' twiddle my thumbs in this place?	If you can't do what I ask, Ray, use that money to go back home, then.
i have to see how things are first. my father's sick, you understand? they wouldn't be prepared for me bringing anyone.	So how long am I supposed to sit an' twiddle my thumbs in this place?
why can't i go out to your folks' house? give me one good reason.	I have to see how things are first. My father's sick, you understand? They wouldn't be prepared for me bringing anyone.
'cause if it was me, i could just catch a greyhound back.	Oh, you're not going to kill yourself this time. I wish I'd known...
well, is that a happy face i see?	'Cause if it was me, I could just catch a Greyhound back.
who said i was depressed?	Well, is that a happy face I see?
you're depressed that i come along.	Who said I was depressed?
is what you?	You're depressed that I come along.
i 'magine it's me then, id'n it?	Is what you?
no.	I 'magine it's me then, id'n it?
are you depressed about your daddy, honey?	No.
just one minute, you! don't you ever talk to me like that!	Shut up! All of you!
what?	I'll tell you...  ... l-a-t-e-r.
"every trail that you blaze/makes me..."	What the hell is that?
"you'll be burned out/or smoked out/an' come back to me, i know..."	"Every trail that you blaze/Makes me..."
i love it.	"You'll be burned out/Or smoked out/An' come back to me, I know..."
you like it?	I love it.
i'll be gone two or three weeks.	You'll be gone, period.
i'm not going to get up an' leave you.  now let's go over to el's an' have a good time.	Do you love me, Bobby?
if you really want a get up an' leave me, you can read about it in the newsprint.	I'm not going to get up an' leave you.  Now let's go over to El's an' have a good time.
sssh, come on now...  be a good girl.	If you really want a get up an' leave me, you can read about it in the newsprint.
you're goin' a find me dead one time.	Sssh, come on now...  Be a good girl.
elton and stoney know how i feel about you. an' they're just goin' to think i'm not too nice a guy, which i'm not, an' that you're a hell of a person puttin' up with me, that's all.	You're goin' a find me dead one time.
now, hand...	Elton and Stoney know how I feel about you. An' they're just goin' to think I'm not too nice a guy, which I'm not, an' that you're a hell of a person puttin' up with me, that's all.
you go slippin' around in front a my face, an' in front a elton an' stoney. what do you imagine they think a someone you treat that way...	Now, hand...
i'm sorry.	You go slippin' around in front a my face, an' in front a Elton an' Stoney. What do you imagine they think a someone you treat that way...
you treat me like i was.	I'm sorry.
i know you're not.	You treat me like I was.
i'm not some piece a crap.	I know you're not.
i'm going on over there...	I'm not some piece a crap.
you're the pathetic one, not me.	I'm going on over there...
come on, dipesto. we can still have a good time.	You're the pathetic one, not me.
okay. hope no one hits on you.	I hope they do.
yes.	Okay. Hope no one hits on you.
you just going to sit there?	Yes.
i'm not.	You just going to sit there?
come on. we're goin' over to elton's.	I'm not.
that was damn good, wad'n it? i finally did it...	Yeah, great.  Why don't you throw Z's for 19 frames, and then roll a strike on the last ball in the last frame of a losing game? Just wonderful.
i did, didn' i, el?	You got another ball comin'.
will you just do what the hell i tell you...	I did, didn' I, El?
i can't help it, honey, the ball just keeps goin' cocky wobbly on me...	Will you just do what the hell I tell you...
right. now show me a little somethin' this time, okay? give me some form...	I can't help it, honey, the ball just keeps goin' cocky wobbly on me...
is it my turn again?	Right. Now show me a little somethin' this time, okay? Give me some form...
i'm tryin', baby, so don't start gettin' mad now.	No, I'm not mad at you, hand. It'll be all right. Just spot and follow through...
you know what, you are never satisfied.	That's right, hand.
you can sing the song.	You know what, you are never satisfied.
i'll go out with you, or i'll stay here, and do anything you'd like for me to do... if you'll just do one thing. if you'll tell me that you love me.	You can sing the song.
why'nt you take 'at sign off your tit, ray, an' let's go on out.	Out where?
now, now.	No, dammit, I would easy.
serveza yourself!	Now, now.
cerveza.	Serveza yourself!
you're playing the other side.	Cerveza.
sugar, you know how i feel about you, don't you? i'm just tryin' to get you to take an interest in my kind a things, an' what i'm tryin' to do with myself...  you know, there id'n anything in the world i wouldn't do for you, baby. i started livin' the day i found you, you know that?	You're playing the other side.
i'm too moved by your gentility to speak.	Sugar, you know how I feel about you, don't you? I'm just tryin' to get you to take an interest in my kind a things, an' what I'm tryin' to do with myself...  You know, there id'n anything in the world I wouldn't do for you, baby. I started livin' the day I found you, you know that?
how 'bout if i just cut off your damn water?	I'm too moved by your gentility to speak.
you said.	Well, lemme sing the one I picked an' see what you think...  "When there's a fire in your heart/Break the glass/Sound the alarm..."
now quit, bobby. you said you're goin' a help me pick a song.	You said.
no.	Now quit, Bobby. You said you're goin' a help me pick a song.
well, lemme play the other side then.	No.
you're not going to play it again.	Well, lemme play the other side then.
i didn't get it, did i?	No, but it was very clever... I would of just punched her out.
fantastic! that you could figure all that out, and lay that down on her, to come up with a way you could get your toast.	I didn't get it, did I?
hey, mack!	Shut up.  You have bread, don't you, and a toaster of some kind?
well...	It's just filthy. People are dirty. I think that's the biggest thing that's wrong with people. I think they wouldn't be as violent if they were clean, because then they wouldn't have anybody to pick on... Oofh... Dirt...
who?	Who? People, that's who! Pretty soon there won't be room for anyone. They're selling more crap that people go and buy than you can imagine. Oofh! Crap! I believe everybody should have a big hole where they throw in all this stuff and burn it.
i had to leave this place. i got depressed, seeing all the crap. and the thing is, they're making more crap, you know? they've got so many stores and stuff and junk full of crap, i can't believe it.	Who?
i saw a picture of it. alaska is very clean. it appeared to look very white to me... don't you think?	Yeah. That's before the big thaw.
how do you know it's clean?	I saw a picture of it. Alaska is very clean. It appeared to look very white to me... Don't you think?
you don't have to tell everybody about it. pretty soon they'll all go there and it won't be so clean.	How do you know it's clean?
alaska.	Alaska? Are you on vacation?
where are you going?	Alaska.
we'll get off in washington and hook another ride.	Where are you going?
washington.	We'll get off in Washington and hook another ride.
how far are you going to?	Washington.
what's your name?	Palm Apodaca.
you're lucky no one was hurt.	Seven hundred dollars, down the toilet! I'd like to go back and punch the son of a bitch out! Can you give us a lift?
look at my car! piece of shit! i just bought it brand new from a used-car lot, and the steering goes to the pot on me!	You're lucky no one was hurt.
you want me to hold the chicken.	Yeah. I want you to hold it between your knees.
now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, charge me for the sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.	You want me to hold the chicken.
one number two, and a chicken sal san -- hold the butter, the mayo, the lettuce -- and a cup of coffee... anything else?	Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, charge me for the sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
okay, i'll make it as easy for you as i can. give me an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast -- no butter, no mayonnaise, no lettuce -- and a cup of coffee.	One Number Two, and a chicken sal san -- hold the butter, the mayo, the lettuce -- and a cup of coffee... Anything else?
i don't make the rules.	Okay, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. Give me an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast -- no butter, no mayonnaise, no lettuce -- and a cup of coffee.
what do you mean, you don't have side orders of toast? you make sandwiches, don't you?	Would you like to talk to the manager?
i'm sorry, we don't have side orders of toast. i can give you an english muffin or a coffee roll.	What do you mean, you don't have side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?
wait, i've made up my mind. i want a plain omelette, forget the tomatoes, don't put potatoes on the plate, and give me a side of wheat toast and a cup of coffee.	I'm sorry, we don't have side orders of toast. I can give you an English muffin or a coffee roll.
i'll come back when you've made up your mind...	Wait, I've made up my mind. I want a plain omelette, forget the tomatoes, don't put potatoes on the plate, and give me a side of wheat toast and a cup of coffee.
i know what it comes with, but that's not what i want.	I'll come back when you've made up your mind...
only what's on the menu...  a number two: plain omelette. it comes with cottage fries and rolls.	I know what it comes with, but that's not what I want.
but i can't have any. is that what you mean?	Only what's on the menu...  A Number Two: Plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.
no. we have tomatoes.	But I can't have any. Is that what you mean?
what does that mean? you don't have any tomatoes?	No. We have tomatoes.
no substitutions.	What does that mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
no. how much do i owe you?	Five'll do it.
can i get you anything else?	No. How much do I owe you?
well, you seem very professional...	I always tell everyone the same thing. I got rolled and beat up real bad recently, and since then it's two for one, an' I work strictly in tandem with Betty...
i'm gonna give you our number, donnie, just in case...  we're both professionals, if you didn't guess.	Well, you seem very professional...
she says you're the one that sells all the cars on tv.	Well, I don't claim to have sold 'em all. They still have some left, I believe.
am i on tv?	She says you're the one that sells all the cars on TV.
we been wantin' to ask you something. are you the guy on yv?	Am I on TV?
wasn't it, ladies?	Are you talking to us?
bye, now.	Bye, Robert.
but what about me?	I'll say goodbye to you, Tita.
i didn't want to say goodbye to anyone.	But what about me?
you were going without saying goodbye?	I didn't want to say goodbye to anyone.
yeah. i said a week, and i've overstayed myself...	You were going without saying goodbye?
you're leaving?	Yeah. I said a week, and I've overstayed myself...
i'm talking to you, tita!	Can't I have anything to myself, dammit?!
where's catherine?!	I don't know where she is!
it's none of your business!	Where's Catherine?!
where is she, anyway?	My turn.
look, can't you see that, what i'm talking about?	Sailors are sadistic, I feel.
you know, he was formerly a sailor.	Look, can't you see that, what I'm talking about?
i think he's got a terrific personality.	You know, he was formerly a sailor.
i don't think i'd notice. i'm so used to carl.	Yeah, well, he's...
i'm not. he does walk funny. don't you see that?	I don't think I'd notice. I'm so used to Carl.
why are you being so mean?	I'm not. He does walk funny. Don't you see that?
look at that.	Why are you being so mean?
with applesauce?	No, thanks...
what?	With applesauce?
do you want some gingerbread?	What?
well, you're not going to run out on me right away, are you?	I don't know.
there's nothing to say, tita...	Well, you're not going to run out on me right away, are you?
oh, let's not talk about my hair, it does what it wants to, and anyway, who cares, i want to talk about you...	There's nothing to say, Tita...
well, if you just maybe did something with your hair, or...	Oh, let's not talk about my hair, it does what it wants to, and anyway, who cares, I want to talk about you...
like what?	Well, if you just maybe did something with your hair, or...
you're attractive, tita. if you just did a little more with yourself...	Like what?
actually, it's very admirable, the way she works. she'll probably be enormously successful, because she's attractive as well, not that that's so important in music, but...	You're attractive, Tita. If you just did a little more with yourself...
uhm hmm.	Actually, it's very admirable, the way she works. She'll probably be enormously successful, because she's attractive as well, not that that's so important in music, but...
constantly. night and day. and unless i get up before the birds, i can't get in any practice time for myself...	Uhm hmm.
what about carl and catherine? is he just coaching her, or what?	Constantly. Night and day. And unless I get up before the birds, I can't get in any practice time for myself...
i probably am, but i don't care. i mean, i wasn't that blessed to begin with, and when would i have had time to make any improvements...	What about Carl and Catherine? Is he just coaching her, or what?
no, i don't really think you're a freak.	I probably am, but I don't care. I mean, I wasn't that blessed to begin with, and when would I have had time to make any improvements...
oh no... why? what is it? the way i look?	No, I don't really think you're a freak.
sort of.	Oh no... Why? What is it? The way I look?
no, no, i don't think that, i'm just curious about it...  do you think i'm a freak?	Sort of.
why? am i some kind of freak to you or something?	No, no, I don't think that, I'm just curious about it...  Do you think I'm a freak?
sometimes.	Why? Am I some kind of freak to you or something?
well, do you -- i mean, have you enjoyed all these... strange things you've been doing?	Sometimes.
what questions?	Well, do you -- I mean, have you enjoyed all these... strange things you've been doing?
no, i don't.  you should've left a long time ago.	We can't all get up and leave, can we? I mean, there are certain needs you have to respond to...
i mean, you think i'm that happy?	No, I don't.  You should've left a long time ago.
a week or two isn't going to ruin your life, for godsakes.	I mean, you think I'm that happy?
yes, it is. i can't take seeing him, sitting there like a stone.	A week or two isn't going to ruin your life, for Godsakes.
it's not that bad.	Yes, it is. I can't take seeing him, sitting there like a stone.
uhm hmm. some range.	It's not that bad.
he has ways of communicating, robert. i can tell when he's expressing approval or disapproval, just from his eyes...	Uhm hmm. Some range.
how long have you been staying here?	A couple of months.
well, i really appreciate it, carl.	I don't think you should infer Daddy was wrong in front of him...
tita, i've got to go...	All right...
it'll be so good for you, and for daddy, because you know, you've never really...	Tita, I've got to go...
yeah, me, too...	It'll be so good for you, and for Daddy, because you know, you've never really...
oh god, i'm so glad, robert, that you're coming...	Yeah, me, too...
well, i'll be seeing you in a couple of days, won't i?	Oh God, I'm so glad, Robert, that you're coming...
no, i need to talk to you, about so many things...	Well, I'll be seeing you in a couple of days, won't I?
maybe you better stay, then.	No, I need to talk to you, about so many things...
well...  i better let you...	Wait...
i know.	Well...  I better let you...
i'd rather drive up myself and... maybe go into canada after... and i can't stay long, tita, probably a week, at the most.	I know.
no...	I'd rather drive up myself and... maybe go into Canada after... And I can't stay long, Tita, probably a week, at the most.
i'm going back up tonight. will you go with me?	No...
yeah... i guess so...	I'm going back up tonight. Will you go with me?
he's not... they feel he... maybe he might not recover, and that he'll either...	Don't tell me about this...
he's had two strokes.	He's not... They feel he... maybe he might not recover, and that he'll either...
oh, well, what, what's he...	He's had two strokes.
daddy's very ill.	Oh, well, what, what's he...
what?	Daddy's very ill.
robert, i have to tell you something...	What?
crashes into a jeep and totals his neck.  that's carl...	Robert, I have to tell you something...
it's not funny. he permanently sprained his neck, and since then it's been extremely difficult for him to tuck the violin.	Crashes into a Jeep and totals his neck.  That's Carl...
carl's a fiddler. what's he doing coaching piano?	Well, 11 months ago he was on his bicycle, on his way to the post office in La Roche... and he ran into a Jeep and sprained his neck...
catherine -- she's a pianist. she's working with carl.	Carl's a fiddler. What's he doing coaching piano?
who's van oost?	Catherine -- she's a pianist. She's working with Carl.
well, herbert's mostly on the mainland because of the orchestra, so at the moment, there's just daddy, carl and myself... and van oost.	Who's Van Oost?
everybody still up on the island?	Well, Herbert's mostly on the mainland because of the orchestra, so at the moment, there's just Daddy, Carl and myself... and Van Oost.
i have to talk seriously with you...	Everybody still up on the Island?
very nice.	I have to talk seriously with you...
robert...	Very nice.
waldnit von schnechter. prewar.	No kidding.
no.	Waldnit von Schnechter. Prewar.
you know who it once belonged to?	No.
oh.	You know who it once belonged to?
this is a very special, very old cb 275...	Oh.
sorry.	This is a very special, very old CB 275...
thank you...  oh no, don't put it on there...	Sorry.
well, i don't mean to.  here's your tea, tita.	Thank you...  Oh no, don't put it on there...
you always do this to me.	Well, I don't mean to.  Here's your tea, Tita.
don't, then.	You always do this to me.
i just can't look at you.	Don't, then.
that's good.	I just can't look at you.
no, i'm not...  i'm not.	That's good.
now don't...	No, I'm not...  I'm not.
robert eroica...	Now don't...
hi, tita.	Robert Eroica...
oh my goodness... bobby...	Hi, Tita.
tea.	Would you tell her Bobby's here?
that'll make you happy.	I hope it will, yes.  I'm sorry.
yes.	That'll make you happy.
and living out here, in this rest home asylum, that's what you want?	Yes.
i'm trying to be delicate with you, but you're not understanding me. it's not just because of carl, or my music, but because of you...  i mean, what would it come to? if a person has no love for himself, no respect, no love for his work, his family, his friends, something... how can he ask for love in return? i mean, why should he ask for it?	And living out here, in this rest home asylum, that's what you want?
just give me a chance, will you?	I'm trying to be delicate with you, but you're not understanding me. It's not just because of Carl, or my music, but because of you...  I mean, what would it come to? If a person has no love for himself, no respect, no love for his work, his family, his friends, something... How can he ask for love in return? I mean, why should he ask for it?
no. it's useless, robert. it wouldn't work, not ever...	Just give me a chance, will you?
catherine...	Please, I'll see you later this evening.
i'm sorry everything's been so confusing, but i have to go, robert...	Catherine...
what?! i can't hear you!	I'm sorry everything's been so confusing, but I have to go, Robert...
oh. you have to tell me that.	What?! I can't hear you!
i can't do that. i haven't been being fair to carl. i have to tell you that.	Oh. You have to tell me that.
will you let me talk to you, please?	I can't do that. I haven't been being fair to Carl. I have to tell you that.
no, i can't...	Will you let me talk to you, please?
no, you don't have to, it isn't necessary...	Yes, it is!
no, i want to talk to you now. i have to explain something about...	No, you don't have to, it isn't necessary...
i'll be back later...	No, I want to talk to you now. I have to explain something about...
i have to talk to you.	I'll be back later...
i'm going to pick up some friends of carl's. are you all right?	I have to talk to you.
where are you going?	I'm going to pick up some friends of Carl's. Are you all right?
i could spend some time with you tomorrow morning, before carl comes back, i mean, if you'd like to.	Of course I'd like to.
what?	I could spend some time with you tomorrow morning, before Carl comes back, I mean, if you'd like to.
robert?	What?
yeah, i think i could.	Robert?
do you think you could discreetly move across the hall now?	Yeah, I think I could.
yes.	Do you think you could discreetly move across the hall now?
is he?	Yes.
carl restored my confidence. he really did. he's much more substantial than you give him credit for.	Is he?
i'm fine.	Carl restored my confidence. He really did. He's much more substantial than you give him credit for.
as a matter of fact, he's the one who introduced me to carl...  how are you?	I'm fine.
something witty and devastating like that.	As a matter of fact, he's the one who introduced me to Carl...  How are you?
that's what you said?	Something witty and devastating like that.
i married him when i was 17. he was a cellist, and i thought he was the most brilliant man i'd ever met... and i'm sure he was, because at that age, i hadn't met that many... but he was insidious, you know. he had me convinced that i was a mediocrity, musically, as a woman, as an intellect. but in this completely imperceptible, pleasant way, so that you weren't even sure he was doing it. anyway, i just woke up one morning and i said, you know something joseph, you're full of beans, and i left him...	That's what you said?
i don't believe vou.	I married him when I was 17. He was a cellist, and I thought he was the most brilliant man I'd ever met... And I'm sure he was, because at that age, I hadn't met that many... But he was insidious, you know. He had me convinced that I was a mediocrity, musically, as a woman, as an intellect. But in this completely imperceptible, pleasant way, so that you weren't even sure he was doing it. Anyway, I just woke up one morning and I said, you know something Joseph, you're full of beans, and I left him...
that's right.	I don't believe vou.
no inner feeling.	That's right.
shut up...	No inner feeling.
no, don't do that...	Shut up...
serious, that's what's important to you?	Yes, that's what's important to me...
it's direct, anyway, which seems to be difficult for you.	I'd like you to leave now. Is that direct enough?
i don't find your language that charming.	It's direct, anyway, which seems to be difficult for you.
i'm not faking anything. i'm looking for some bath oil...	Some bath oil?
it's convenient to fake looking for something right now, isn't it?	I'm not faking anything. I'm looking for some bath oil...
i'm not conscious of having given you any meaningful looks. and as for the day after tomorrow, this is the day after tomorrow, and i am, unfortunately, seeing you... now if you'll excuse me, i'd like to take a bath.	It's convenient to fake looking for something right now, isn't it?
up to now, what i've been getting from you are meaningful looks over the dinner table and a lot of vague suggestions about the day after tomorrow...	I'm not conscious of having given you any meaningful looks. And as for the day after tomorrow, this is the day after tomorrow, and I am, unfortunately, seeing you... Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to take a bath.
i don't think that's accurate...	Up to now, what I've been getting from you are meaningful looks over the dinner table and a lot of vague suggestions about the day after tomorrow...
yes, it was. you've made it clear that if i can cut a little piano, i might get a little response.	I don't think that's accurate...
look... you made a very calculated move, and then made me feel embarrassed for responding to you. that wasn't necessary.	Yes, it was. You've made it clear that if I can cut a little piano, I might get a little response.
no, it isn't what i think.	Look... You made a very calculated move, and then made me feel embarrassed for responding to you. That wasn't necessary.
i think it's what you think.	No, it isn't what I think.
you think i'm a fake.	I think it's what you think.
catherine...	No, you're very good at it. I'm really impressed.
at being a fake.	Catherine...
what?	At being a fake.
well, at least you're accomplished at something...	What?
wait...	Well, at least you're accomplished at something...
then i must have been supplying it.	Wait...
none.	Then I must have been supplying it.
you had no inner feeling?	None.
i didn't have any.	You had no inner feeling?
it doesn't matter. it was the feeling i was affected by.	I didn't have any.
nothing. it's just that... i picked the easiest piece i could remember. i think i first played it when i was 8 years old and i played it better then.	It doesn't matter. It was the feeling I was affected by.
why?	Nothing. It's just that... I picked the easiest piece I could remember. I think I first played it when I was 8 years old and I played it better then.
it wasn't supposed to be, it just struck me that way.	Why?
is that funny?	It wasn't supposed to be, it just struck me that way.
i was really very moved by the way you...	Is that funny?
thank you.	I was really very moved by the way you...
that was beautiful, robert. i'm surprised...	Thank you.
you don't call that music, though.	Of course I do. It's music. You know...
i have played a few times. here and there. as a matter of fact, i was once a rehearsal pianist for a las vegas musical revue.	You don't call that music, though.
i mean, how could you not play anymore? that's so strange to me...	I have played a few times. Here and there. As a matter of fact, I was once a rehearsal pianist for a Las Vegas musical revue.
one thing that's hard to understand is how you could have this incredible background in music, and then just walk away from it, without a second thought...	I gave it a second thought.
if you're free.	Yeah, I'll probably be free.
the day after tomorrow.	If you're free.
carl has hydrotherapy on tuesdays.	The day after tomorrow.
tomorrow's a full practice day...  but the day after is kind of open.	Carl has hydrotherapy on Tuesdays.
tomorrow, then.	Tomorrow's a full practice day...  But the day after is kind of open.
after that, i plan to read some music and rest for awhile.	Tomorrow, then.
then after that?	After that, I plan to read some music and rest for awhile.
right now i'm going to run a hot tub and soak myself.	Then after that?
that's right. have you anything to suggest?	I don't know. Let me give it some thought.
nothing? then it must be very boring for you here.	That's right. Have you anything to suggest?
nothing.	Nothing? Then it must be very boring for you here.
well, there's fishing and boating. there's concerts on the mainland and... but i feel silly telling you. this is really your home. you probably know better than i what there is to do.	Nothing.
besides piano and swimming, what else do you do?	Well, there's fishing and boating. There's concerts on the mainland and... but I feel silly telling you. This is really your home. You probably know better than I what there is to do.
what would i do with it? run amok?	Besides piano and swimming, what else do you do?
why?	What would I do with it? Run amok?
well, i wouldn't want to get too invigorated myself.	Why?
i love to swim, and i don't mind the cold at all. it's invigorating.	Well, I wouldn't want to get too invigorated myself.
playing piano all day and then jumping into cold water. you could get a cramp.	I love to swim, and I don't mind the cold at all. It's invigorating.
swimming?	Playing piano all day and then jumping into cold water. You could get a cramp.
that's dangerous, you know.	Swimming?
yes, intentionally.	That's dangerous, you know.
i guess you fell in the water.	Yes, intentionally.
hello...	I guess you fell in the water.
what have i been doing? different things, different jobs, here and there. nothing that interesting.	And you no longer play at all?
what have you been doing since then?	What have I been doing? Different things, different jobs, here and there. Nothing that interesting.
robert, i think you better just...	You're all full of shit!
oh, for chrissakes...	Robert, let's not be rude, okay?
all right, let's have a rematch.	I thought you had to go to the mainland today. Aren't you going to miss the ferry?
that's three games to none, carl.	All right, let's have a rematch.
at game, carl.	That's three games to none, Carl.
see? there's nothing wrong with the way i walk. now where are we?	At game, Carl.
i've walked across a stage a number of times, without exciting any particular response...	That's what I mean...
i'm not aware of it. like what?	Your serve. Two -- Eighteen.
you sure you should be playing, carl?	What do you mean? Aside from my neck, I'm in superb shape.
what?	Nothing. Will you excuse us for a while?
robert, do you mind?	What?
i hope you feel at home, robert.  i'm really glad you're here.	Thanks, Carl...
she's tremendously gifted, this girl.	Is she?
what?	It's still nearly impossible for me to turn my neck. If I wanted to turn toward Catherine, for instance, I'd first have to twist the whole base of my body around...  ... like this...
did you hear about my misfortune, robert?	What?
four or five years.	No, the last time was three years ago.
suit yourself. but i'll tell you, where we're headed is gonna get colder'n hell.	It's all right. I'm fine.
no, it's okay.	Suit yourself. But I'll tell you, where we're headed is gonna get colder'n hell.
i've got an extra jacket behind the seat, if you want to put it on.	No, it's okay.
no, i don't, i uh... it got burned up. everything in the car got the shit burned out of it. all i got left is what i have on...	I've got an extra jacket behind the seat, if you want to put it on.
haven't you got a jacket or anything with you?	No, I don't, I uh... it got burned up. Everything in the car got the shit burned out of it. All I got left is what I have on...
come on, get moving, dammit!!	Will you shut up for a minute!!  Pull your car out of line.
it's a borzoi.	Oh, uh huh. I had a little kittycat once, that Bobby give me...
what kind of doggy is that?	It's a Borzoi.
no, you're not. go ahead and take your time.	I do eat slow as a bird, whereas Bobby can put it away like a speed swing...  Is there any ketchup around?
well, thank you, that's a very nice thing for you to say.	Not at all.
oh, no. you're more than welcome.	Well, thank you, that's a very nice thing for you to say.
well, i was goin' to, but bobby said he hadda kind of feel things up here first, which i can understand, but then it went an' took so long, i ran flat outa money...  i didn't have no number to call, you know.  so i hadda clear outa there an' come on up here, in the hopes that i wouldn't be intrudin' myself...	Oh, no. You're more than welcome.
i don't understand why you had to stay in a motel. there's more than enough room here.	Well, I was goin' to, but Bobby said he hadda kind of feel things up here first, which I can understand, but then it went an' took so long, I ran flat outa money...  I didn't have no number to call, you know.  So I hadda clear outa there an' come on up here, in the hopes that I wouldn't be intrudin' myself...
for two whole weeks, an' there wasn't hardly nobody there to talk to but me. the manager of the place told me it was the off season, an' it must a ben, because other'n me, there was just this 25-year-old kid, delyon, that didn't appear to be all there, an' this old married pair next to me that was always hollerin' for quiet. can you imagine? all you could a heard there was a pin, an' them, hollerin' away...	I don't understand why you had to stay in a motel. There's more than enough room here.
you've been staying in a motel all this time?	For two whole weeks, an' there wasn't hardly nobody there to talk to but me. The manager of the place told me it was the off season, an' it must a ben, because other'n me, there was just this 25-year-old kid, DeLyon, that didn't appear to be all there, an' this old married pair next to me that was always hollerin' for quiet. Can you imagine? All you could a heard there was a pin, an' them, hollerin' away...
what's wrong, carl, you hardly ate anything...	I took some aspirin and it really upset my stomach.
i hope i didn't hear that.	At any rate, Dad wanted to hire a private detective to ferret you out, and I said, "What for?" Whatever the hell he's doing, even if it's a completely wasteful escapade, it's entirely his business. Simple as that...
i don't know where you were, penis envy.	I hope I didn't hear that.
oh, my, "a summit conference." i wonder where i was, polishing silver behind the coal bin.	I don't know where you were, penis envy.
you know, just after i came back off tour with the betenthaller quartet, dad, myself and herbert had a summit conference about you...	Oh, my, "a summit conference." I wonder where I was, polishing silver behind the coal bin.
it is true.	Besides being very rude.
i don't think that's true.	It is true.
away from the piano, tita, you have no sense of time at all.	I don't think that's true.
oh no, it's been much more than that.	Away from the piano, Tita, you have no sense of time at all.
you haven't dampened my spirit, samia... excuse me.	Well, I should hope not...
but i'd like to say, so that i don't dampen the spirit of your adventure...	You haven't dampened my spirit, Samia... Excuse me.
i think these cold, "objective" discussions are aggressive, samia...	But I'd like to say, so that I don't dampen the spirit of your adventure...
... which should exclude you from any objective discussion. but keep in mind, even the arts aren't free of aggressive content, nor the institution of marriage.	I think these cold, "objective" discussions are aggressive, Samia...
well, you're a romantic, catherine, as are most musicians, and what's more, about to be married...	... which should exclude you from any objective discussion. But keep in mind, even the arts aren't free of aggressive content, nor the institution of marriage.
no, i wouldn't.	Well, you're a romantic, Catherine, as are most musicians, and what's more, about to be married...
what about it? wouldn't you agree that a great deal of mischief has been done in the name of love?	No, I wouldn't.
and what about love?	What about it? Wouldn't you agree that a great deal of mischief has been done in the name of love?
you better hold onto your tongue!	Hold onto this.
i wouldn't be a waitress. they're nasty and full of crap.	You better hold onto your tongue!
don't call me "mack," honey.	I wouldn't be a waitress. They're nasty and full of crap.
don't call me "honey," mack.	Don't call me "mack," honey.
salesmen and cops are the ones. if you'd ever waitressed, honey, you'd know.	Don't call me "honey," mack.
bullshit! truck drivers know the best eating places on the road.	Salesmen and cops are the ones. If you'd ever waitressed, honey, you'd know.
that's an old maid's tale.	Bullshit! Truck drivers know the best eating places on the road.
hey, follow that truck. they know the best places to stop.	That's an old maid's tale.
not dirt. see, dirt isn't bad. it's filth. filth is bad. that's what starts maggots and riots...	Hey, follow that truck. They know the best places to stop.
well...	Not dirt. See, dirt isn't bad. It's filth. Filth is bad. That's what starts maggots and riots...
there'd never be a hole big enough. now took at me, for instance, when i was just one person, before bobby, i had so much garbage collectin' onto me every day, i was thinkin' about gettin a dispose all...	A dispose-all, what's that but more crap? I've never seen such crap. Oofh, I don't know how people get up in the morning.
come on, terry, we got a ride!	Jesus, what a rude person...
steam.	Right, steam. A car you could ride around in and not cause a stink. But do you know, they will not even let us have it. Can you believe it? Why?! Man! He likes to create a stink. I wrote them a note once, and told them to clean it... I mean, don't you see that? It's just filthy! I mean, I've seen filth you wouldn't believe! Oofh, what a stink! I don't even want to talk about it...
and you know, i read where they invented this car that runs on... that runs on... when you boil water...	Steam.
yeah, it could be adorable...	And they picked up! I mean, it wouldn't be filthy, with Coke bottles and whiskey, and those signs everywhere...
in my personal thing, i don't see that. i'm seeing more filth. a lot of filth. what they need to do every day, no, once in a while, is a cockroach thing, where they spray the homes. and uh... can you imagine, if their doors were painted a pretty color, and they had a pot outside, with...	Yeah, it could be adorable...
in my personal observation, i think that more people are neat than are clean...	In my personal thing, I don't see that. I'm seeing more filth. A lot of filth. What they need to do every day, no, once in a while, is a cockroach thing, where they spray the homes. And uh... can you imagine, if their doors were painted a pretty color, and they had a pot outside, with...
well, you're not that bad, but some people... i mean, people's homes, just filth. i've been in people's homes...	In my personal observation, I think that more people are neat than are clean...
wait a minute. i'm not that neat, maybe, but i am clean.	Well, you're not that bad, but some people... I mean, people's homes, just filth. I've been in people's homes...
what do you mean "mass"... i have to come out and tell you, you're not that clean, either.	Wait a minute. I'm not that neat, maybe, but I am clean.
mass production is what does it.	What do you mean "mass"... I have to come out and tell you, you're not that clean, either.
well, she was.	Perhaps...
the choice of words, "squashed flat," juxtaposed against the image of a fluffy kitten...	Well, she was.
the tv. there's some good things on it, sometimes.	I strongly doubt it, but I wasn't really discussing media...
pardon me?	The TV. There's some good things on it, sometimes.
there's some good things on it, though.	Pardon me?
john believes in the basic goodness of man, and that's fine, but gaze into the pit like i have and that view seems a little soporific. and not unlike television, it hardly represents the real world...	There's some good things on it, though.
i have a suggestion. why don't we take a break.	Oh, for pity's sake...
do you have to let me get halfway through the movement first? this is tiring me.	I have a suggestion. Why don't we take a break.
that's exactly what i am doing, again.	Do you have to let me get halfway through the movement first? This is tiring me.
well, you have to simply tell me, that's all.	That's exactly what I am doing, again.
if you want to call it that.	Well, you have to simply tell me, that's all.
oh... i'm sorry. was i singing again?	If you want to call it that.
i'd like to remind you again, this isn't an opera or a musical comedy.	Oh... I'm sorry. Was I singing again?
yes.	I'd like to remind you again, this isn't an opera or a musical comedy.
miss dupea.	Yes.
then i want you to go to whoever's sayin' that and tell them to stop.	Alright.
i told you, no. i'm not that type.	Then I want you to go to whoever's sayin' that and tell them to stop.
is it true?	I told you, no. I'm not that type.
what chu listening to rumors for? i'm not like dat.	Is it true?
there's a rumor that you were tryin' to get somebody to beat me up.	What chu listening to rumors for? I'm not like dat.
alright, tell me, what'd you hear?	There's a rumor that you were tryin' to get somebody to beat me up.
god, you drive me crazy. i just want you to know how i feel and you don't understand.	Just get the fuck outta here.
now she's tellin' me what the fuck to do.	God, you drive me crazy. I just want you to know how I feel and you don't understand.
for once in your life have some  respect for me, don't even curse at me or nothin'.	Now she's tellin' me what the fuck to do.
then don't go out with me.	For once in your life have some  respect for me, don't even curse at me or nothin'.
i wanna go out with you, i want to be part of your life. i want you to treat me the way a girlfriend should be treated.	Then don't go out with me.
so get the fuck outta here.	I wanna go out with you, I want to be part of your life. I want you to treat me the way a girlfriend should be treated.
please don't scream at me. i like you, but i don't like the way your attitude is.	So get the fuck outta here.
hurry up, you're wastin' my time, what the fuck.	Please don't scream at me. I like you, but I don't like the way your attitude is.
god, i just wanna speak to you. i just wanna speak to you the way i feel about you.	Hurry up, you're wastin' my time, what the fuck.
not now, i'm busy	God, I just wanna speak to you. I just wanna speak to you the way I feel about you.
why you have an attitude for?	Not now, I'm busy
what?	Why you have an attitude for?
look at me.	What?
fine.	Look at me.
aaron, how you doin'?	Fine.
don't fuck wit' me! don't fuck wit' me.  my lawyer's so good he'll have you workin in alaska, so dress warn.	Aaron, how you doin'?
i aint gotta prove nothin' to no girl, 'cause i got it like dat.	Oh, 'cause you got it like dat?
no you didn't, you ain't provin'it.	I aint gotta prove nothin' to no girl, 'cause I got it like dat.
i kissed those girls.	No you didn't, you ain't provin'it.
well, you know i'm standin' here and you say i look good?	I kissed those girls.
i did.	Well, you know I'm standin' here and you say I look good?
see, i got you, you are so scared. i don't believe that you kissed no girls. that you got three girls and that you faithful and this and that.	I did.
good. i'm faithful to them.	See, I got you, you are so scared. I don't believe that you kissed no girls. That you got three girls and that you faithful and this and that.
how you treat them?	Good. I'm faithful to them.
i buy them flowers.	How you treat them?
i look good, that's it. so what else do you do for these girls?	I buy them flowers.
you look good.	I look good, that's it. So what else do you do for these girls?
so what you think of me?	You look good.
nah, we make out and stuff.	So what you think of me?
that's it?	Nah, we make out and stuff.
just chill.	That's it?
so wadda you do with your girls?	Just chill.
you got a boyfriend?	Me? No. Don't want none either. Such bastards, man.
a play-ya.	You got a boyfriend?
you know. i got a lot, more than one.	A play-ya.
so what's her name?	You know. I got a lot, more than one.
of course.	So what's her name?
so you got a girl?	Of course.
i just wanted to see you.	So you got a girl?
whadja wanna see me about?	I just wanted to see you.
i guess he's outside someplace i don't like takin' him down to certain places.	Whadja wanna see me about?
oh you know, cleaned the house, cooked. took care of my little sisters. sit down. so where's carlos?	I guess he's outside someplace I don't like takin' him down to certain places.
no.  what you do today?	Oh you know, cleaned the house, cooked. Took care of my little sisters. Sit down. So where's Carlos?
you know somebody around here?	No.  What you do today?
i, umm, came to see you.	You know somebody around here?
what are you doin' here?	I, umm, came to see you.
nothin'.	What are you doin' here?
so watcha doin'?	Nothin'.
um. yeah! shorty!	So watcha doin'?
remember me, from the pool?	Um. Yeah! Shorty!
hi.	Remember me, from the pool?
yo.	Hi.
wussup?	Wussup.
what?	Victor.
victor.	What?
do you have a name?	Victor.
who are you?	I'm wit' Carlos.
why don't you ask eddie?	Yo, Carlos-I'm gonna punch you.
eddie from compost?	Eddie from Baruch, the one who was sittin' wit' dat little girl;
wussup, victor.	Yo, can I talk to you for a minute?
wussup?	Wussup, Victor.
who gives!	I can't, I'm gonna get punished more!
come down!	I can't!
yo! what you goin' for	'Cause you know what, you're not supposed to know but yesterday she lent me her pills for her Moms and if I don't give 'em to her she's gonna die. You want her to die?
what you want with her anyway'	Yo! What you goin' for
for real?	What you want with her anyway'
i think by twenty-two.	For real?
near natasha's? or over by boy's club?	I think by Twenty-two.
i think she lives down by pitt.	Near Natasha's? Or over by Boy's Club?
she lives near eddie?	I think she lives down by Pitt.
i'm gonna punch you. what you want with her anyway? you in love with her?	She lives near Eddie?
the one with the phat ass?	No, c'mon, stop playin'. The girl that you kissed when we got there. Where s he live at?
which one?	You know, Eddie's cousin.
yo, remember from the pool, that girl?	Which one?
i gotta go take a piss.	If we were at 10th Street Pool you woulda done it right in the water, right?
eddie from compost?	No, Baruch.
amanda is eddie's cousin.	Eddie from Compost?
c'mon.	Man, if I go down you're goin' down with me.
oh man, what we gotta leave ar' own neighborhood for?	C'mon.
pitt.	Oh man, what we gotta leave ar' own neighborhood for?
where you goin'?	Pitt.
i'm not goin' to 10th street, people piss and shit in that pool,	Where you goin'?
what are you going that way for?	I'm not goin' to 10th Street, people piss and shit in that pool,
natasha, maria, tina-	These are the pretty girls you told me to come down for?
so what girls are over there?	Natasha, Maria, Tina-
i'll be right down.	So what girls are over there?
yeah! tell me which one you would like. to be doin' nothin on a fire escape or beat the pool with a bunch of girls? be straight up!	I'll be right down.
they are?	Yeah! Tell me which one you would like. To be doin' nothin on a fire escape or beat the pool with a bunch of girls? Be straight up!
forget it! c'mon let's go to the pool.	I can't man, I'm punished!
she fucks it all up!	Forget it! C'mon Let's go to the pool.
wha'?	She fucks it all up!
i won't let my motha cut my hair.	Wha'?
fa what?	I won't let my motha cut my hair.
i got punished, man.	Fa what?
why?	I got punished, man.
yeah.	Okay, then dance. Show.
now salsa, you know how to dance salsa?	Yeah.
yeah, that's right, you got it girl.	Now salsa, you know how to dance salsa?
like this?	Yeah, that's right, you got it girl.
you gonna talk to him?	Um, yeah I think so.
i think he's 18 or 17.	You gonna talk to him?
how old is he?	I think he's 18 or 17.
yeah, he got boxes in his stomach. he's taller than me.	How old is he?
you said before, that he got boxes?	Yeah, he got boxes in his stomach. He's taller than me.
yeah, he got a bad attitude.	You said before, that he got boxes?
a bad attitude.	Yeah, he got a bad attitude.
umm, he got dark brownish eyes, he got a nice nose i love his nose. i love his skin. i love his lips, he got a great smile and he got-	A bad attitude.
how does he look up close?	Umm, he got dark brownish eyes, he got a nice nose I love his nose. I love his skin. I love his lips, he got a great smile and he got-
she didn't say she had no man.	I suggest you turn around and go back to where you came from.
yo, that's my girl.	She didn't say she had no man.
she's like this high, dark hair, skinny	Yo, that's my girl.
what she look like?	She's like this high, dark hair, skinny
a girl named amanda.	What she look like?
who?	A girl named Amanda.
yeah.	Who?
you here to see somebody?	Yeah.
wha'?	You here to see somebody?
you looking for somebody?	Wha'?
i know how ta get him back if you want.	Nah.
yeah.	You gotta girLfrLend?
you live around here?	Yeah.
jus' from around the way.	You live around here?
where you know amanda from?	Jus' from around the way.
wha'?	Where you know Amanda from?
hey!	Wha'?
not really.	Hey!
you wanna do somethin' with me?	Not really.
so, then whadda ya want?	You wanna do somethin' with me?
no.	So, then whadda ya want?
what?	Nothing.
probably.  one of the many.	What?
yo, i know what you're thinking, that i'm one of those guys that keep coming up to her.	Probably.  One of the many.
how do i know you're not lying.	Yo, I know what you're thinking, that I'm one of those guys that keep coming up to her.
i'm a good friend of hers.	How do I know you're not lying.
so what do you want with her anyway?	I'm a good friend of hers.
didn't i see you at pitt yesterday?	So what do you want with her anyway?
your friend must be misinformed.	Didn't I see you at Pitt yesterday?
my friend told me she lived around here.	Your friend must be misinformed.
positive.	My friend told me she lived around here.
you sure?	Positive.
positive.	You sure?
you sure? she's got kind of like brown hair.	Positive.
by the way: what kind of name is poon?	Comanche Indian.
god i admire you.	By the way: what kind of name is Poon?
utah?  jesus christ! first of all, alan stanwyk does not own one share of stock.the three million dollars for the ranch in provo comes from my daughter who converted some of her personal holdings, not company holdings. now if anybody in dc wants to make something of that, bring 'em on. until then, get the hell out of my face.	God I admire you.
i feel like dirt. they even want to know what he's doing in utah?	Utah?  Jesus Christ! First of all, Alan Stanwyk does not own one share of stock.The three million dollars for the ranch in Provo comes from my daughter who converted some of her personal holdings, not company holdings. Now if anybody in DC wants to make something of that, bring 'em on. Until then, get the hell out of my face.
unbelievable.	I feel like dirt. They even want to know what he's doing in Utah?
look. you know that and i know that, but somebody's bucking for a promotion. i think it's that bozo, hanrahan, i can't be sure. anyway, unless i go back there with something, you and your son-in-law are next week's scapegoats.	Unbelievable.
alan stanwyk is not involved in improprieties. where the hell does the s.e.c. come off --	Look. You know that and I know that, but somebody's bucking for a promotion. I think it's that bozo, Hanrahan, I can't be sure. Anyway, unless I go back there with something, you and your son-in-law are next week's scapegoats.
first of all, let me just reiterate that this is not a formal investigation. i'm not going through formal channels here, because if alan stanwyk is not involved in any improprieties, then nobody has to know i was even --	Alan Stanwyk is not involved in improprieties. Where the hell does the S.E.C. come off --
sally ann cavanaugh. oh wait, she couldn't work in your office, she's not from around here.	Oh, thanks.
what?	Sally Ann Cavanaugh. Oh wait, she couldn't work in your office, she's not from around here.
you mean her.	What?
never heard of him. thanks anyway.	You mean her.
we'd have no way of knowing that, sir.	Hmm. It's just that there are some other people from my office going on this trip and... is there anyone in the seat next to me?
so he's going. uh... are there any other tickets charged to the same account?	We'd have no way of knowing that, sir.
would you like me to change anything?	So he's going. Uh... are there any other tickets charged to the same account?
you're kidding.	Would you like me to change anything?
yes sir, you are confirmed on flight 306 to rio tomorrow evening at 11 pm. first class.	You're kidding.
you're lucky.	Not luck. They don't want me.
i busted their window, they didn't do anything.	You're lucky.
what? what are you talking about?	I busted their window, they didn't do anything.
they didn't do anything.	What? What are you talking about?
hey you're really nuts.	They didn't do anything.
fletch!	What goddamn right do you have to take him?
fletch, this is dumb.	You don't have to run with me, Crease.
hey, what are you doing?	Fletch, this is dumb.
nineteen.	You're not taking real good care of yourself.
creasy, how old are you?	Nineteen.
i ought to get some sleep.	Creasy, how old are you?
i think that's highly unlikely, creasy.	I ought to get some sleep.
he never leaves the beach, fat sam. never leaves. sits in that chair, he's outta junk. then he suddenly gets up, he's got junk. so where does it come from? through the sand?	I think that's highly unlikely, Creasy.
i wasn't asking.	He never leaves the beach, Fat Sam. Never leaves. Sits in that chair, he's outta junk. Then he suddenly gets up, he's got junk. So where does it come from? Through the sand?
i have no idea.	I wasn't asking.
wonder who his supplier is.	I have no idea.
sonofabitch.	Wonder who his supplier is.
i don't know how he doesn't know. he doesn't know.	Sonofabitch.
he doesn't know? how come he doesn't know?	I don't know how he doesn't know. He doesn't know.
that's what he said.	He doesn't know? How come he doesn't know?
whaddyamean 'maybe'?	That's what he said.
maybe tonight?	Whaddyamean 'maybe'?
this one's going to be even more fun.	Go ahead. Make my evening.
greetings, everyone.	Thank God, the police.
thanks for coming down to see us.	Not at all, Chief. But next time... no tongue, okay?
that a boy.	Thanks for coming down to see us.
not a prayer.	That a boy.
speaking of which, you're not going to print anything before my investigation is through, are you?	Not a prayer.
its been very nice meeting you. i enjoy your column.	Speaking of which, you're not going to print anything before my investigation is through, are you?
i hate the beach. wouldn't go there if you paid me. besides, i'm way overdue on my story about off-track betting in the himalayas. you don't think it's the mafia, do you?	Its been very nice meeting you. I enjoy your column.
what'll it be fletch?	I hate the beach. Wouldn't go there if you paid me. Besides, I'm way overdue on my story about off-track betting in the Himalayas. You don't think it's the mafia, do you?
can i call my mom? i'd like to tell here how much i've always loved her.	What'll it be Fletch?
can i ask anybody now?	Can I call my Mom? I'd like to tell here how much I've always loved her.
ask anybody.	Can I ask anybody now?
my god, you're serious.	Ask anybody.
after i shoot you, i stick the knife in my arm, then place it in your dead hand. self-defense. we don't do this very much anymore... but we have. got rid of a lot of minorities that way.	My God, you're serious.
i'm no lawyer, but i do believe that's a violation of my rights.	After I shoot you, I stick the knife in my arm, then place it in your dead hand. Self-defense. We don't do this very much anymore... but we have. Got rid of a lot of minorities that way.
maybe i'm not going to keep you here.  maybe i'm gonna blow your brains out.	I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights.
you can't keep me here.	Maybe I'm not going to keep you here.  Maybe I'm gonna blow your brains out.
you go back to that goddamn beach, i swear to god i'll make you regret it.	Hey, you and Tommy Lasorda. That's great.
'your men' might just be involved in all this.	You idiot. Off the record, deep background: I've got that beach crawling with undercover cops.
i'm about to break that beach wide open, and i don't need some pennyante woodward and bernstein getting in the way of my men.	'Your men' might just be involved in all this.
your editor called me yesterday to respond to allegations you're about to print about police involvement in narcotics dealing. fletch starts to get up, but cummings plants his foot on fletch's chest, forces him back down.	I'm about to break that beach wide open, and I don't need some pennyante Woodward and Bernstein getting in the way of my men.
we're looking at five years, maybe ten. is that what you want... jane doe?	Your editor called me yesterday to respond to allegations you're about to print about police involvement in narcotics dealing. Fletch starts to get up, but Cummings plants his foot on Fletch's chest, forces him back down.
it was planted on me, sir.	We're looking at five years, maybe ten. Is that what you want... Jane Doe?
for a gentleman who was just found holding a bag full of heroin...	It was planted on me, sir.
frankly sir, you look a little like my father. probably explains the curious feeling of love i have for you.	For a gentleman who was just found holding a bag full of heroin...
why are you doing this mr. fletch?	Frankly sir, you look a little like my father. Probably explains the curious feeling of love I have for you.
i'm president of the international fletch corporation.	Why are you doing this Mr. Fletch?
i see. and what do you do for a living, mr. fletch?	I'm President of the International Fletch Corporation.
fletch f. fletch	I see. And what do you do for a living, Mr. Fletch?
full name.	Fletch F. Fletch
fletch.	Full name.
you should have seen what she wanted to do with the place. mauve.  so what's your name?	Fletch.
you decorate this yourself or did mrs. chief of police help you?	You should have seen what she wanted to do with the place. Mauve.  So what's your name?
jerry, you're simply going to have to trust me. i've got a foolproof way to get rid of this guy and now you're jeopardizing everything.	Your 'foolproof' way is going to land my ass on the front page while you're basking in Rio.
i said i'll take care of it. now, a man of your position shouldn't be a part of what's about to go down. so go home and i'll call you tomorrow.	What, 'long distance?' I couldn't help but hear you say something about Rio, Alan. You're not leaving with the eight hundred thousand dollars I staked you for the next load, are you?
fat sam left the beach today. so did gummy. it began to occur to me that some things are beginning to happen that maybe i should be aware of.	I said I'll take care of it. Now, a man of your position shouldn't be a part of what's about to go down. So go home and I'll call you tomorrow.
under control? you idiot. you didn't know who he was?	Fat Sam left the beach today. So did Gummy. It began to occur to me that some things are beginning to happen that maybe I should be aware of.
i've got it all under control, jerry. you can go now.	Under control? You idiot. You didn't know who he was?
what the hell are you doing here?	Put the gun down, Alan. I'll take care of them.
tell the nurse when you've got a few free days. she'll make all the arrangements.	Thanks, Doc. Maybe I'll come back with a date. Or an elephant.
i hope they still fit. do i get to keep the glove?	Tell the nurse when you've got a few free days. She'll make all the arrangements.
yeah, we check you into mt. hebron for a few days, run lots of tests, charge a bundle. you can pull your pants up now.	I hope they still fit. Do I get to keep the glove?
i'm sure it's not for a lack of looking. maybe i should get a real complete physical. you give alan an annual, don't you?	Yeah, we check you into Mt. Hebron for a few days, run lots of tests, charge a bundle. You can pull your pants up now.
i can't discuss another patient. you know that.  well, i can't find anything wrong with you.	I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking. Maybe I should get a real complete physical. You give Alan an annual, don't you?
gee, alan's been looking kind of sick lately. is he all right?	I can't discuss another patient. You know that.  Well, I can't find anything wrong with you.
just relax.	Gee, Alan's been looking kind of sick lately. Is he all right?
whoa, look out there. you really need the whole fist?	Just relax.
there is?	Whoa, look out there. You really need the whole fist?
anyway, i'm surprised alan got the policy so easily. i know there's a history of cancer in the family.	There is?
breathe easy...	Anyway, I'm surprised Alan got the policy so easily. I know there's a history of cancer in the family.
did i say 'kidneys'? i meant my ear. maybe i should see an ear dahhh --  ever serve time?	Breathe easy...
honest, i feel fine. you better be married.	Did I say 'kidneys'? I meant my ear. Maybe I should see an ear dahhh --  Ever serve time?
just relax....	Honest, I feel fine. You better be married.
oh really, there's no need to -- we don't want to do that...	Just relax....
bend over and drop your pants, mr. babar.	Oh really, there's no need to -- we don't want to do that...
yes, but the very end, when he actually died, that was extremely sudden.  you know, alan and i were recently speaking of dying. told me boyd aviation took out a lot of insurance on him. you must have to be in some kind of perfect health to get that kind of policy.	Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
he was in intensive care for eight weeks.	Yes, but the very end, when he actually died, that was extremely sudden.  You know, Alan and I were recently speaking of dying. Told me Boyd Aviation took out a lot of insurance on him. You must have to be in some kind of perfect health to get that kind of policy.
sure, but the end was so sudden.	He was in intensive care for eight weeks.
oh, he was dying for years.	Sure, but the end was so sudden.
it was. really a shame. to go so suddenly.	Oh, he was dying for years.
i'll bet. shame about ed.	It was. Really a shame. To go so suddenly.
is she ever. i've got some stories....	I'll bet. Shame about Ed.
funny old bird.	Is she ever. I've got some stories....
margaret.	Funny old bird.
well, which one?	Margaret.
right.	Well, which one?
joan or margaret smith.	Right.
mrs. smith.	Joan or Margaret Smith.
your aunt?	Mrs. Smith.
oh, i don't belong formally. i've gone with my aunt.	Your aunt?
still, it'd an odd name. i don't remember seeing it on the club registry.	Oh, I don't belong formally. I've gone with my aunt.
no books. no elephants either. no really good elephant books.	Still, it'd an odd name. I don't remember seeing it on the club registry.
no children?	No books. No elephants either. No really good elephant books.
i don't know. i don't have any.	No children?
arnold babar. isn't there a children's book about an elephant named babar?	I don't know. I don't have any.
but not right next to each other. i thought that's what you meant.	Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
that's two.	But not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.
one. b-a-b-a-r.	That's two.
two bs?	One. B-a-b-a-r.
that's babar.	Two bs?
right, and how long have you had these pains, mr. barber?	That's Babar.
well, i haven't played in a while because of these kidney pains.	Right, and how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber?
that's my club too. i haven't seen you there.	Well, I haven't played in a while because of these kidney pains.
yes.	That's my club too. I haven't seen you there.
really. the california racquet club?	Yes.
we play tennis at the club.	Really. The California Racquet Club?
so where do you know alan from?	We play tennis at the club.
gum thought brazil.	Rio. Know how he gets it in the country? Some big shot airline executive flies it in on company jets. Very impressive operation, Fletch. Very impressive.
you find the source?	Gum thought Brazil.
what?	You find the source?
gonna need it. that boy is dangerous. fletch?	What?
wait five minutes, and go to my office. you'll get federal protection after that.	Gonna need it. That boy is dangerous. Fletch?
noooo. free snort. that's it.	Wait five minutes, and go to my office. You'll get federal protection after that.
you don't have a piece of the action?	Noooo. Free snort. That's it.
oh, i'll help, fletch. i'm a slave to that sonofabitch. he busted me, third offense, gave me a choice: work for him or do fifteen long. all i get out of this is free snort.	You don't have a piece of the action?
i'm gonna nail the chief. and you can help or --	Oh, I'll help, Fletch. I'm a slave to that sonofabitch. He busted me, third offense, gave me a choice: Work for him or do fifteen long. All I get out of this is free snort.
you gonna nail the chief?	I'm gonna nail the chief. And you can help or --
for me. i'm a reporter, sam. i'm breaking the drug story and i got the chief red-handed. gummy gave me a deposition.	You gonna nail the chief?
thought so. what for?	For me. I'm a reporter, Sam. I'm breaking the drug story and I got the chief red-handed. Gummy gave me a deposition.
affirmative.	Thought so. What for?
the two surfer boys?	Affirmative.
affirmative.	The two surfer boys?
what, the heat here?	Affirmative.
i'm serious, sam.	What, the heat here?
my pleasure.	I'm serious, Sam.
you don't know me.	My pleasure.
jesus.	You don't know me.
fletch...	Sorry. I find a little humor really brightens things up around here, dont you?
i think id rather have drugs.	Fletch...
no, not for sure. when it comes, it comes. you gonna want some shit?	I think Id rather have drugs.
for sure?	No, not for sure. When it comes, it comes. You gonna want some shit?
like tonight.	For sure?
like when?	Like tonight.
okay. some idea.	Like when?
no idea at all?	Okay. Some idea.
no idea.	No idea at all?
so what do you figure?	No idea.
i guess not.	He'll be so relieved.
this was last month. so alan stanwyk does not have cancer.	I guess not.
that's it.	This was last month. So Alan Stanwyk does not have cancer.
that's it?	That's it.
well, if he had one, it would certainly be in here.  wait. here it is. yep. surgical removal of two moles. tissue was benign.	That's it?
my associates did a biopsy on this man recently.  he's supposed to have a melanoma, or a carcinoma, some kind of noma. hmmm. i can't seem to find any record of it.	Well, if he had one, it would certainly be in here.  Wait. Here it is. Yep. Surgical removal of two moles. Tissue was benign.
is there anything particular you're looking for?	My associates did a biopsy on this man recently.  He's supposed to have a melanoma, or a carcinoma, some kind of noma. Hmmm. I can't seem to find any record of it.
thank you.	Is there anything particular you're looking for?
here you are, doctor.	Thank you.
yes, right away.	Here you are, Doctor.
oh, god, i think i'm about to hyperventilate. have you got a paper bag, or something.	Yes, right away.
it's all right. it wasn't him but that spleen was a splitting image.	Oh, God, I think I'm about to hyperventilate. Have you got a paper bag, or something.
oh my god!	It's all right. It wasn't him but that spleen was a splitting image.
well, i didn't want to say anything, but i thought the dead man was my brother.	Oh my God!
doctor holmes went to get you some smelling salts. he was quite surprised that you fainted.	Well, I didn't want to say anything, but I thought the dead man was my brother.
have you got a make-shift plywood pillory? heh heh, just kidding.	Doctor Holmes went to get you some smelling salts. He was quite surprised that you fainted.
can i get you something?	Have you got a make-shift plywood pillory? Heh Heh, just kidding.
i'm fine.	Can I get you something?
you're in the records room.	I'm fine.
where am i?	You're in the Records Room.
are you all right, doctor?	Where am I?
nothing. they're still there.	Right. Fine.
it's me doctor rosenpenis. i just have to take another peek at alan stanwyk's file. what have they done with this place?	Nothing. They're still there.
found it in a cab. that's a grand. apply the difference to next month.	Till then.
cash. i'm impressed.	Found it in a cab. That's a grand. Apply the difference to next month.
this is no joke. if some kind of payment isn't made, we're going to have to contact the paper and garnish your wages.	Cash. I'm impressed.
damn... lost again. sorry.	This is no joke. If some kind of payment isn't made, we're going to have to contact the paper and garnish your wages.
that's history, fletch. you owe us nine hundred and eighteen dollars.	Wait a minute! Our problems might be solved.
are you serious?	That's history, Fletch. You owe us nine hundred and eighteen dollars.
you may be right.	Are you serious?
i think he was sleeping with wendy, too.	You may be right.
i agree.	I think he was sleeping with Wendy, too.
my lawyer was a bum.	I agree.
you should have proved that in a court of law.	My lawyer was a bum.
she was sleeping with everybody. the cable tv guy. you can't get lower than that...	You should have proved that in a court of law.
i empathize with your plight, fletch. however, you threw her out.	She was sleeping with everybody. The cable TV guy. You can't get lower than that...
hey, shut up, okay? i just hate this.	I empathize with your plight, Fletch. However, you threw her out.
until she remarries, fletch.	Hey, shut up, okay? I just hate this.
it stinks. i thought woman were independent now.	Until she remarries, Fletch.
i don't know what you're referring to. wendy maintains her own residence.	It stinks. I thought woman were independent now.
she doesn't need the money, for crissakes. she's living with monty. i know it.	I don't know what you're referring to. Wendy maintains her own residence.
you owe wendy nine hundred and eighteen dollars.	She doesn't need the money, for crissakes. She's living with Monty. I know it.
i did not break nor enter. i simply chose an advisable location to await my client's delinquent husband.	I hate to conduct business on the lanai. Why don't we step inside.
what about breaking and entering?  are you wearing anything under that?	I did not break nor enter. I simply chose an advisable location to await my client's delinquent husband.
refusal to pay alimony is a jailable offense, fletch.	What about breaking and entering?  Are you wearing anything under that?
i was already prepared to commit one murder. what makes you think i won't commit two?	Whoops.
and what was that?	How similar in build you and I are. Then I figured it. You bump me off, throw me in the car, and burn me up.
the thing that really tipped it off for me was something your wife said to me while we were in bed together.	And what was that?
bravo, mr. fletcher.	The thing that really tipped it off for me was something your wife said to me while we were in bed together.
i'd have been long gone.	Ahem.  'Sally Ann can confirm all this when the police pick her up at the Airport Marriott.'
he doesn't read my stuff well.  'sally ann and alan were married four years ago and never divorced, making stanwyk a bigamist even in utah. stanwyk is also traveling with three million dollars in cash, the result of gail stanwyk's conversion of boyd aviation stock. mrs. stanwyk believed the money was to be used to purchase property in utah, but it wasn't; a fact that can be confirmed by realtor james swarthout of provo.'  that was stupid, alan.	I'd have been long gone.
pretty hefty. keep reading.	'...with his legal wife, the former Sally Ann Cavanaugh.'
he is lifting stanwyk's two attach cases.	Pretty hefty. Keep reading.
wait a second --	Cut the crap and read it.
read this, please.	Wait a second --
what?	Read this, please.
because i trust you, alan. by the way, the name's fletcher. i.m. fletcher. i write a newspaper column under the name jane doe.	What?
why don't you check it out for yourself, mr. nugent?	Because I trust you, Alan. By the way, the name's Fletcher. I.M. Fletcher. I write a newspaper column under the name Jane Doe.
of course.	Why don't you check it out for yourself, Mr. Nugent?
i like your outfit. you got the fifty grand and the plane ticket?	Of course.
good evening.	I like your outfit. You got the fifty grand and the plane ticket?
lets see, it was before he moved to l.a... four years april.	Mrs. Stanwyk, may I borrow this picture. I promise to send it back to you. It's routine, really. The actuarial people need to --
and they're still married... alan and sally ann.	Of course they are.
he sighs.	And they're still married... Alan and Sally Ann.
then he has.	Course he has. That's his wife.
boy, what the hell's the matter with you?	Then he has.
has he?	Boy, what the hell's the matter with you?
trust me, sir. it's a comprehensive policy.	Well, you can forget about that lady friend business, Alan's the most loyal husband a girl could have. He dotes on that bride of his.
what the hell does this have to do with insurance?	Trust me, sir. It's a comprehensive policy.
forgive me now for seeming personal, but we understand that there is a lady friend he sees here in provo.	What the hell does this have to do with insurance?
since he moved to l.a.	Forgive me now for seeming personal, but we understand that there is a lady friend he sees here in Provo.
isn't that nice. since when?	Since he moved to L.A.
that's right. alan comes by every three weeks or so.	Isn't that nice. Since when?
ten days ago?	That's right. Alan comes by every three weeks or so.
oh, about ten days ago.	Ten days ago?
okay.  now, the last time you saw your son was when?	Oh, about ten days ago.
check.	Okay.  Now, the last time you saw your son was when?
velma. you and velma are the parents of alan stanwyk, beverly hills, california, executive vice president of boyd aviation?	Check.
velma.	Velma. You and Velma are the parents of Alan Stanwyk, Beverly Hills, California, executive vice president of Boyd Aviation?
regulations, mr. stanwyk. and you and your wife, named....	Velma.
california. san berdoo. utah's part of my route. can i ask you a few questions?	Come on in.
yes. where you from, harry?	California. San Berdoo. Utah's part of my route. Can I ask you a few questions?
i don't doubt it, mr. stanwyk. actually, my company is the sub- insurer of the subsidiary carriers of a policy held by alan stanwyk, who i believe is your son.	Yes. Where you from, Harry?
well, i'm fully covered.	I don't doubt it, Mr. Stanwyk. Actually, my company is the sub- insurer of the subsidiary carriers of a policy held by Alan Stanwyk, who I believe is your son.
right.	Well, I'm fully covered.
dropped two big ones. real fighter. you're in the insurance line, harry?	Right.
sure did. dropped the big one on them.	Dropped two big ones. Real fighter. You're in the insurance line, Harry?
isn't that nice. good man. showed the japs a thing or two.	Sure did. Dropped the big one on them.
my parents were great fans of the former president.	Isn't that nice. Good man. Showed the Japs a thing or two.
harry s. truman?	My parents were great fans of the former President.
i'm harry s. truman from casewell insurance underwriters.	Harry S. Truman?
i couldn't sit home and play the mournful widow anymore, and the police didn't need me, so i tried watching a lakers game on tv, but the announcer talked to fast and i couldn't understand a lot of what was happening, so i figured if i came down here maybe you could explain the rules to me, and besides, i missed you.	No problem.
what are you doing here?	I couldn't sit home and play the mournful widow anymore, and the police didn't need me, so I tried watching a Lakers game on TV, but the announcer talked to fast and I couldn't understand a lot of what was happening, so I figured if I came down here maybe you could explain the rules to me, and besides, I missed you.
not mine, stupid. yours.	What are you doing here?
gee, i must have been shit-faced at your wedding, i don't --	Not mine, stupid. Yours.
god, i haven't seen you since the wedding.	Gee, I must have been shit-faced at your wedding, I don't --
right.	God, I haven't seen you since the wedding.
john ultramalensky, right?	Right.
i really creamed the sonofabitch, didn't i?	You sure did.
away. i think it might take you a while to get your life back together. you don't need me around.  don't go back in there.	I really creamed the sonofabitch, didn't I?
where are you going?	Away. I think it might take you a while to get your life back together. You don't need me around.  Don't go back in there.
i'm calling the police. then i'm leaving. you wait here for them.	Where are you going?
yeah. maybe.	Wait here for me, Gummy.
that's brazil.	Yeah. Maybe.
maybe, fletch. is that brazil?	That's Brazil.
rio de janeiro, maybe?	Maybe, Fletch. Is that Brazil?
i dunno. somewhere in south america, i forget.	Rio de Janeiro, maybe?
where does the chief get the drugs?	I dunno. Somewhere in South America, I forget.
fletch, i never sold nothing.	Twenty years.
sure you did.	Fletch, I never sold nothing.
i didn't sell nothing! i didn't sell nothing! i just carried the drugs from the chief to sam.	Sure you did.
he wrote me a nice deposition. he says he just received the drugs. you did the selling.	I didn't sell nothing! I didn't sell nothing! I just carried the drugs from the Chief to Sam.
what's that?	He wrote me a nice deposition. He says he just received the drugs. You did the selling.
fat sam is turning state's evidence.	What's that?
why are they after you?	Because I'm a newspaper reporter and I'm nailing Chief Cummings as the source for drugs on the beach. You're in big trouble, Gummy.
cops are here. i can smell them. they're after me. lie down, gum.	Why are they after you?
what?	Cops are here. I can smell them. They're after me. Lie down, Gum.
don't call me fletch. don't look at me. lie back down. we'll talk.	What?
fletch?	Don't call me Fletch. Don't look at me. Lie back down. We'll talk.
i'm the sufi.	Fletch?
they bust you every week.	I know. I got bad luck or something.
they busted me last week.	They bust you every week.
i know.	They busted me last week.
its okay. the cops did it.	I know.
hi gummy. hows the eye?	Its okay. The cops did it.
hi sam. hi fletch.	Hi Gummy. Hows the eye?
will you kill me?	Sure.
what do you say, mr. nugent? you'll be doing me and my family a great service.	Will you kill me?
you sure got the hard part.	What do you say, Mr. Nugent? You'll be doing me and my family a great service.
that's right.	You sure got the hard part.
the gun, the money, the tickets, and the dying.	That's right.
yes. all you provide are the gloves, the passport, and the aim. i'll take care of everything else.	The gun, the money, the tickets, and the dying.
you sure those doors will be open?	Yes. All you provide are the gloves, the passport, and the aim. I'll take care of everything else.
i am not someone who leaves a great deal to chance, mr. nugent.	You sure those doors will be open?
you've certainly thought this out, haven't you?	I am not someone who leaves a great deal to chance, Mr. Nugent.
it'll be a first class-ticket. i'm sure you'll enjoy the ride. i would recommend staying down there at least a year, mr. nugent.	You've certainly thought this out, haven't you?
they serve dinner on the flight?	It'll be a first class-ticket. I'm sure you'll enjoy the ride. I would recommend staying down there at least a year, Mr. Nugent.
rio. flight 306. departs at eleven pm.	They serve dinner on the flight?
where am i going?	Rio. Flight 306. Departs at eleven PM.
lax. go to the pan am desk. there will be a ticket waiting for you.	Where am I going?
take it where?	LAX. Go to the Pan Am desk. There will be a ticket waiting for you.
fine. after you kill me, take the jaguar. the keys will be in the glove compartment.	Take it where?
sure, all drifters do.	Fine. After you kill me, take the Jaguar. The keys will be in the glove compartment.
do you have a passport?	Sure, all drifters do.
i don't think you'll have to worry about that.	Do you have a passport?
get me on the first shot, if you can.	I don't think you'll have to worry about that.
what's the difference? the noise'll kill you first.	Get me on the first shot, if you can.
precisely. are you a good shot?	What's the difference? The noise'll kill you first.
so it looks like a burglary attempt. you catch me. i get the gun, and shoot you.	Precisely. Are you a good shot?
very good. my .357. use it and no one can trace it to you. the room will be in some disarray.	So it looks like a burglary attempt. You catch me. I get the gun, and shoot you.
a .357.	Very good. My .357. Use it and no one can trace it to you. The room will be in some disarray.
in this drawer....	A .357.
i rent them. monthly lease, with an option to buy.	In this drawer....
i will be here in the room, waiting for you. the safe will be open and there will be fifty thousand dollars in it. you will be wearing rubber gloves. do you own rubber gloves?	I rent them. Monthly lease, with an option to buy.
i have the same problem with my help.	I will be here in the room, waiting for you. The safe will be open and there will be fifty thousand dollars in it. You will be wearing rubber gloves. Do you own rubber gloves?
sometimes yes, sometimes no. the staff usually forgets.	I have the same problem with my help.
wouldn't they normally be locked?	Sometimes yes, sometimes no. The staff usually forgets.
i want it done thursday evening, around eight pm. my wife will be off to the club for a committee meeting. it's the staff's night off.  these will be open.	Wouldn't they normally be locked?
i'm still here.	I want it done Thursday evening, around eight PM. My wife will be off to the club for a committee meeting. It's the staff's night off.  These will be open.
did it ever occur to you that i might not want to kill you?	I've got fifty thousand dollars says you will.
not with the scum you hang out with. i've watched. i've thought. its a perfect scheme. i even have a perfect escape plan for you.	Did it ever occur to you that I might not want to kill you?
maybe i'm just on vacation.	Not with the scum you hang out with. I've watched. I've thought. Its a perfect scheme. I even have a perfect escape plan for you.
you're a drifter, a -- pardon the expression -- beach bum. no one would notice if you disappeared. i've watched you for a couple weeks.	Maybe I'm just on vacation.
so why pick me?	You're a drifter, a -- pardon the expression -- beach bum. No one would notice if you disappeared. I've watched you for a couple weeks.
my company has taken out a very large insurance policy on me. and i have a wife. suicide would nullify my insurance. murder does not.	So why pick me?
why don't you try suicide?	My company has taken out a very large insurance policy on me. And I have a wife. Suicide would nullify my insurance. Murder does not.
i don't feel sick. not yet. they tell me it'll start getting bad in about a month. after that... well, i'd rather not be around for it.	Why don't you try suicide?
you don't look sick, mr. stanwyk.	I don't feel sick. Not yet. They tell me it'll start getting bad in about a month. After that... well, I'd rather not be around for it.
i'm all ears.	I want you to murder me.
here's my proposition, mr. nugent.	I'm all ears.
i don't work for you yet, assface. don't talk to me like that.	Come inside.
who?	Hopalong Cassidy. Killed himself here. Bow and arrow. Strange.
then i found out hopalong cassidy had shot himself in the game room. that just blew it for me.	Who?
alan stanwyk.	Charmed.
nugent. ted nugent.	Alan Stanwyk.
it is nothing of a sexual nature i assure you.  one thousand, just to listen. i don't see how you could turn that down mr...	Nugent. Ted Nugent.
will this proposition entail my dressing up as tina turner?	It is nothing of a sexual nature I assure you.  One thousand, just to listen. I don't see how you could turn that down Mr...
i'll give you a thousand dollars cash just to come to my house and listen to the proposition. if you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand, and your mouth shut.	Will this proposition entail my dressing up as Tina Turner?
i think you've got the wrong gal, fella.	I'll give you a thousand dollars cash just to come to my house and listen to the proposition. If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand, and your mouth shut.
i want you to come to my house. then we'll talk.	I think you've got the wrong gal, fella.
are you on a scavenger hunt of some kind?	I want you to come to my house. Then we'll talk.
because we can't.	Are you on a scavenger hunt of some kind?
why not?	Because we can't.
we can't talk about it here.	Why not?
i just thought... sure.  sally ann cavanaugh.	Check every hotel in L.A. Start with the ones near the airport. Yeah. He's about to leave the country with her. Thanks, Lar.
you kidding? i got an unbelievable story here, lar. un-believable. jesus. it's the cops, i know it. the chief! and they're all over frank.	I just thought... sure.  Sally Ann Cavanaugh.
i overheard it. he thinks you're completely out of control, he said he was gonna can you as soon as he got the story. if i were you, i'd just chuck it, fletch. screw him. let him eat three full pages on sunday.	You kidding? I got an unbelievable story here, Lar. Un-believable. Jesus. It's the cops, I know it. The Chief! And they're all over Frank.
my hero.	Nothing to it.
yeah.	That's one thing I did find. It's from last month, so it was in the unsorted pile.
did you say cops?	Yeah.
nothing on gail stanwyk, nothing on jim swarthout. but i did ---	That's okay, Lar. I gotta put this on the back burner for a while.
i wonder if that's his doctor.	Only one way to find out.
'...stanwyk, blahblahblah, with internist doctor joseph dolen.'	I wonder if that's his doctor.
maybe.	'...Stanwyk, blahblahblah, with internist Doctor Joseph Dolen.'
you doing a story on this guy?	Maybe.
thanks.	You doing a story on this guy?
spot right here.	Thanks.
not our kind of people, you understand.	Spot right here.
'stanwyk's parents, marvin and velma stanwyk, also of provo, were unable to attend the wedding.'	Not our kind of people, you understand.
married boyd aviation. he's no dummy, that's serious coin.	'Stanwyk's parents, Marvin and Velma Stanwyk, also of Provo, were unable to attend the wedding.'
'mr. stanwyk, of provo, utah, is a former commercial pilot.'	Married Boyd Aviation. He's no dummy, that's serious coin.
w-y-k no 'c.' i'll be down in a minute.	No problem, boss.
not me.	Me neither. See what we've got on a guy named Alan Stanwyk, okay? I need it right away.
did you hear something?	Not me.
shoot.	Don't say shoot, okay.
kareem's in the wash. i need a favor.	Shoot.
'magic' today, huh?	Kareem's in the wash. I need a favor.
deal.	'Magic' today, huh?
only if you promise not to return me.	Deal.
can i steal you for a minute?	Only if you promise not to return me.
yo!	Can I steal you for a minute?
no, thank you.	How about Marvin's sixty-fifth birthday party?
oh, that's all right, i've got lots more. want to see the reception?	No, thank you.
she's cute as a button.	How long have they been married?
do you happen to have a picture of alan and his wife?	Oh, we've got lots of pictures. Let me show you some.
cute thing.	Do you happen to have a picture of Alan and his wife?
of course, his wife's name is sally ann cavanaugh?	Cute thing.
his bride. cute as a button.	You've met her?
i'm sorry?	His bride. Cute as a button.
cute young thing, too.	I'm sorry?
i thought you had this all figured out. good going 'irwin.'	Don't ever call me 'Irwin,' okay?
you shouldn't be here.	I want to hear this.
don't worry, i can take it.	You shouldn't be here.
i'm terrified.	Come here.
don't tell me i can't --	They're trying to kill me!
you can't do that.	Don't tell me I can't --
i'm calling the police. right now.	You can't do that.
i don't have all the pieces yet, but i'm close. i'll know tomorrow.	I'm calling the police. Right now.
bastard.	I don't have all the pieces yet, but I'm close. I'll know tomorrow.
and they're leaving the country tomorrow night.	Bastard.
i'm telling you he's not your husband at all.	And they're leaving the country tomorrow night.
are you telling me my husband is a bigamist???	I'm telling you he's not your husband at all.
i checked. there was no divorce.	Are you telling me my husband is a bigamist???
what is this....	I checked. There was no divorce.
oh god, i hate things that start like that....	Gail, please.
i think you better sit down.	Oh God, I hate things that start like that....
i've never lied to him before.  it's the first time he's ever lied to me. he was just as convincing as when he says 'i love you.'	I think you better sit down.
no.	But first I called the Hall of Records in Provo. They checked on the deed. You're telling the truth. A minute later Alan came in the room and asked me why I was shaking.
i decided i was going to tell my husband about you today.	No.
what's wrong, gail?	I decided I was going to tell my husband about you today.
i was afraid you'd say that.	If you need me, call the paper. Hand me that extra bottle okay?
act natural.	I was afraid you'd say that.
wait a second. what am i supposed to do for twenty-four hours?	Act natural.
i'm talking about how much i'd like to take you to a laker game.	Wait a second. What am I supposed to do for twenty-four hours?
what are you talking about?	I'm talking about how much I'd like to take you to a Laker game.
i'll take you to a game.	What are you talking about?
no... i've got to go to mr. underhill...	I'll take you to a game.
just give me twenty-four hours. please. someone almost killed me today. people are not being nice lately, and i don't want you getting hurt. i think you're terrific. are you a laker fan?	No... I've got to go to Mr. Underhill...
trust you? i may seem a little goofy at times, but i'm not a complete bozo, you know.	Just give me twenty-four hours. Please. Someone almost killed me today. People are not being nice lately, and I don't want you getting hurt. I think you're terrific. Are you a Laker fan?
no. you can't. look, i know you don't know me from adam, but you've got to trust me.	Trust you? I may seem a little goofy at times, but I'm not a complete Bozo, you know.
stop it.  are you saying my husband is defrauding me?	I don't know. All I know is that he told me a lot of things and so far not one of them has been true.
here's this dog that tried to eat me. here's my motel. here's the car i rented...	Stop it.  Are you saying my husband is defrauding me?
but i've seen the deed.	You saw a forgery.
wrong. he sold you $3,000 worth of scrub brush.	But I've seen the deed.
swarthout. yes. he's the man who sold us the ranch in --	Wrong. He sold you $3,000 worth of scrub brush.
have you ever heard the name jim swarthout?	Swarthout. Yes. He's the man who sold us the ranch in --
what does all this mean?	Have you ever heard the name Jim Swarthout?
he's a bad guy, mrs. stanwyk. gail. i think he's involved in something very big and very bad.	What does all this mean?
how do you know about that?	He's a bad guy, Mrs. Stanwyk. Gail. I think he's involved in something very big and very bad.
he told me he was dying of cancer. not true. that ranch you thought you were paying for in utah? not true.	How do you know about that?
what are you talking about?	That's what I want to know.
so, your husband hired me to kill him. that's the truth.	What are you talking about?
so?	So, your husband hired me to kill him. That's the truth.
irwin fletcher. i write a newspaper column under the name jane doe.	So?
who.	Irwin Fletcher. I write a newspaper column under the name Jane Doe.
yeah. my name's not john ultramalensky and i wasn't at your wedding.	Who.
i'll cover it. you have any other surprises?	Yeah. My name's not John Ultramalensky and I wasn't at your wedding.
yeah.	I'll cover it. You have any other surprises?
a four hundred dollar lunch tab!	Yeah.
why did you do it?	A four hundred dollar lunch tab!
gail. i hope this won't embarrass you in any way. i think underhill's a yutz, you won't have any trouble with him.	Why did you do it?
i think you should call me gail, now.	Gail. I hope this won't embarrass you in any way. I think Underhill's a yutz, you won't have any trouble with him.
i'll be leaving now, mrs. stanwyk.	I think you should call me Gail, now.
what is this?	Long story.
thanks for the great time.	What is this?
he never sees them and i never met them.	How come?
what about his parents?	He never sees them and I never met them.
oh, listen to me. i've never even been there and look what i say about it. anyway, i know there'd be nothing for me to do. i don't even know anybody there.	What about his parents?
good point.	Oh, listen to me. I've never even been there and look what I say about it. Anyway, I know there'd be nothing for me to do. I don't even know anybody there.
utah is not exactly a cure for boredom.	Good point.
thanks, i feel much better. listen, if you're so bored, why didn't you go to utah with alan?	Utah is not exactly a cure for boredom.
because i'm bored. oh, that sounds terrible, doesn't it. i'm sorry. if it makes you feel any better, i also let you in because i'm hungry.	Thanks, I feel much better. Listen, if you're so bored, why didn't you go to Utah with Alan?
why'd you let me in?	Because I'm bored. Oh, that sounds terrible, doesn't it. I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I also let you in because I'm hungry.
no.  i mean, 'no you can't ask me that.' i mean, ask me something else.	Why'd you let me in?
are you still in love with alan?	No.  I mean, 'no you can't ask me that.' I mean, ask me something else.
depends on the question.	Are you still in love with Alan?
can i ask you a question?	Depends on the question.
just like alan. it's freaky.	Can I ask you a question?
'but we're alone now, and i'm singing this song for you.'	Just like Alan. It's freaky.
your bone structure, shoulders, neck...	'But we're alone now, and I'm singing this song for you.'
'i've acted out my life on stages, with ten thousand people watching...'	Your bone structure, shoulders, neck...
it's amazing.	'I've acted out my life on stages, with ten thousand people watching...'
'i've been so many places in my life and times. i've sung a lot of songs, i've made some bad rhymes...'	It's amazing.
you were in the war?	No. He was. I got him out.
i saved his life during the war.	You were in the war?
all this goes on underhill's bill?	I saved his life during the war.
lunch...	God...
yes.	Lunch...
have you gotten cuter since i last saw you?	Yes.
i mean put clothes on.	Here, take mine.
no, i think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today.	I mean put clothes on.
i really should change.	No, I think you should stay the same wonderful person you are today.
down boy.	I really should change.
well, i knew this is where my mouth would be.	Down boy.
you ordered it here?	Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be.
i ordered lunch.	You ordered it here?
i'm sorry, i'm just surprised to see you. i didn't think... what do you want?	I ordered lunch.
can i borrow your towel for a minute?	I'm sorry, I'm just surprised to see you. I didn't think... What do you want?
uh... i'm just out of the shower.	Can I borrow your towel for a minute?
i was hoping you'd say that.	Uh... I'm just out of the shower.
hi.	I was hoping you'd say that.
hi.	Hi.
john ultramalensky?	Hi.
it's john. john...  znhcneelsky.	John Ultramalensky?
who is it?	It's John. John...  Znhcneelsky.
what's he doing in utah?	None of your business, now go away. You're throwing my game off.
see what i mean?	What's he doing in Utah?
you are a rich woman.	See what I mean?
if i had a nickel for every one of alan's flyboy buddies who tried to pick me up, i'd be a rich woman.	You are a rich woman.
i'm such a heel. how'd you guess?	If I had a nickel for every one of Alan's flyboy buddies who tried to pick me up, I'd be a rich woman.
okay. i'm delighted to have someone to talk to, and you're very cute, so i'm very flattered, but i'm also very married so you may as well forget -- you are trying to hit on me, aren't you?	I'm such a heel. How'd you guess?
i can't figure out why i went to utah for the morning.	Okay. I'm delighted to have someone to talk to, and you're very cute, so I'm very flattered, but I'm also very married so you may as well forget -- You are trying to hit on me, aren't you?
alan's in utah.	I can't figure out why I went to Utah for the morning.
say, the reason i asked about alan is that i bumped into him this morning and you know what i can't figure out?	Alan's in Utah.
i bet you do.	Say, the reason I asked about Alan is that I bumped into him this morning and you know what I can't figure out?
i have this effect on lots of women.	I bet you do.
stay!  i must be having an off day. i'm really a fabulous player.	I have this effect on lots of women.
why do you keep doing this?	I love the outfits.
preoccupied with what?	Oh, personal stuff. Look! I hit one!
what are you asking me for? he's so busy lately i hardly see him. and he's been so preoccupied.	Preoccupied with what?
you should play with much larger tennis balls. so how's alan?	What are you asking me for? He's so busy lately I hardly see him. And he's been so preoccupied.
damn, i thought i had that one.	You should play with much larger tennis balls. So how's Alan?
mind if i keep practicing? i need to work on my ground stroke a little.	Please.
so were my parents.	Mind if I keep practicing? I need to work on my ground stroke a little.
that's a strange combination.	So were my parents.
it's scotch-rumanian.	That's a strange combination.
oh, i'm sorry. it's a beautiful name, really.	It's Scotch-Rumanian.
john ultrarelamensky.	Oh, I'm sorry. It's a beautiful name, really.
john who?	John Ultrarelamensky.
john! you used to fly together!	John who?
we used to fly together. i'm... john.	John! You used to fly together!
oh, mine! thank god.  actually, that doesn't make it any better, does it? are you a friend of alan's?	We used to fly together. I'm... John.
huh? no, not my wedding. yours.	Oh, mine! Thank God.  Actually, that doesn't make it any better, does it? Are you a friend of Alan's?
i do? oh, isn't that sweet, thank you. i have to confess something to you. i must have been pretty plowed at your wedding. i really don't have the faintest idea who you are.	Huh? No, not my wedding. Yours.
i haven't seen you since the wedding, jeez, you look great.	I do? Oh, isn't that sweet, thank you. I have to confess something to you. I must have been pretty plowed at your wedding. I really don't have the faintest idea who you are.
your call is come through.	Far out.  Larry? It's Fletch.  Well, it's not 'Fat Sam's', but... any port in a storm.  Oh, tell Frank I need a couple of months. The fifty grand's lasting longer than I thought.
muchas gracias.	Sierra del fuego.
no thanks, i'll do it. give yourself twenty dollars. underhill.	Muchas gracias.
you want i set up?	No thanks, I'll do it. Give yourself twenty dollars. Underhill.
fine. and a couple of bottles of dom perignon. to cabana one.	Very good, sir.
i recommend it.	Fine. And a couple of bottles of Dom Perignon. To cabana one.
i'd better only get two. how about the lobster thermidor?	I recommend it.
yes, sir. beluga. but it is eighty dollars the portion.	I'd better only get two. How about the lobster thermidor?
right. tell you what -- have you caviar?	Yes, sir. Beluga. But it is eighty dollars the portion.
charged to the underhills, sir?	Right. Tell you what -- have you caviar?
i would, actually.	Charged to the Underhills, sir?
would you be caring for something to eat or drink, sir?	I would, actually.
one.	Would you be caring for something to eat or drink, sir?
cabana one.	One.
oh, that's right. she told me to meet her there. that's cabana six?	Cabana one.
in her cabana, sir.	Oh, that's right. She told me to meet her there. That's cabana six?
hi, where's mrs. stanwyk?	In her cabana, sir.
great. i'll have a bloody mary and a steak sandwich.	Very good sir.
would you care for a drink while you're waiting? i can put it on the underhill bill.	Great. I'll have a Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich.
they'll be back. he had to go in for a urinalysis.	Would you care for a drink while you're waiting? I can put it on the Underhill bill.
they just left, sir.	They'll be back. He had to go in for a urinalysis.
yes, i'm with the underhills.	They just left, sir.
excuse me sir. are you a guest of the club?	Yes, I'm with the Underhills.
tell the cops.	Go ahead. Call them. Better tie your shoelaces first.
i'm her cousin.	Tell the cops.
i'm calling the cops. this is for the cops.	I'm her cousin.
mattress police. there are no tags on the mattress. i'm going to have to take you downtown. please give me your weapon.	I'm calling the cops. This is for the cops.
what did you want under the bed?	Mattress police. There are no tags on the mattress. I'm going to have to take you downtown. Please give me your weapon.
this morning? christ. we had so much to talk about. moe green is out of the tropicana, and my sons, michael and fredo, are taking over.	What did you want under the bed?
this morning.	This morning? Christ. We had so much to talk about. Moe Green is out of the Tropicana, and my sons, Michael and Fredo, are taking over.
so you're saying she moved out.	This morning.
she moved out.	So you're saying she moved out.
i spoke to her last week. she didn't say anything.	She moved out.
she moved out?	I spoke to her last week. She didn't say anything.
moved out.	She moved out?
where is she?	Moved out.
don corleone. i'm a cousin of mrs. cavanaugh's.	Where is she?
who are you?	Don Corleone. I'm a cousin of Mrs. Cavanaugh's.
i was supposed to meet mrs. cavanaugh.	Who are you?
i commend him on his choice	I was supposed to meet Mrs. Cavanaugh.
what?	I commend him on his choice
i commend him on his choice.	What?
i work for the landlord. he told me to watch out for the place.	I commend him on his choice.
no wonder.	I work for the landlord. He told me to watch out for the place.
lock's busted.	No wonder.
the door was unlocked.	Lock's busted.
excuse me. i have something i'd like to discuss with you.	What?
i'm sick of this place. i'm going to try out for the lakers. they need a power forward.	Fletch.
i was upset.	I'm sick of this place. I'm going to try out for the Lakers. They need a power forward.
not really?	I was upset.
not really.	Not really?
you were going to can me, right?	Not really.
fletch, you want an apology?	You were going to can me, right?
fletch, i got nervous. please....	Forget it.
i'm out, frank. you lost faith in me.	Fletch, I got nervous. Please....
what...	Their statements, naming Chief Cummings as the numero uno drug pusher from here to Oxnard. I want them to have federal protection under the paper's sponsorship.
this is fat sam, and this is gummy.	What...
what?  who the hell are they?	This is Fat Sam, and this is Gummy.
i'm quitting, frank. as of midnight tonight.	What?  Who the hell are they?
i want something i can print!	Print this Frank.
thanks for the vote of confidence, frank.	I want something I can print!
but not unsubstantiated charges about dope-dealing cops, and not horse shit paranoid fantasies about homicidal police chiefs.	Thanks for the vote of confidence, Frank.
you'll have it.	But not unsubstantiated charges about dope-dealing cops, and not horse shit paranoid fantasies about homicidal police chiefs.
you know, i've had it up to here with your bullshit. i need a story from you by tomorrow.	You'll have it.
he threw me in a cell, took a gun and a knife and threatened to kill me right there if i didn't promise to give up the story.	You know, I've had it up to here with your bullshit. I need a story from you by tomorrow.
get out of here.	He threw me in a cell, took a gun and a knife and threatened to kill me right there if I didn't promise to give up the story.
it's also called getting me this close to being murdered.	Get out of here.
it's called journalism, fletch. it's called getting both sides of the story. something you apparently don't know anything about.	It's also called getting me this close to being murdered.
how could you call him?	It's called journalism, Fletch. It's called getting both sides of the story. Something you apparently don't know anything about.
very possibly. come on, say yes. i'll buy you a shirt.	Go to transportation, get a ticket.
who? donnie and marie?	Very possibly. Come on, say yes. I'll buy you a shirt.
i have some ideas.	Who? Donnie and Marie?
what about finding the source?	I have some ideas.
yeah. it's wedged in between wyoming and nevada. i'm sure you've seen pictures.	What about finding the source?
utah?	Yeah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. I'm sure you've seen pictures.
more cops.  i think i gotta go to utah, frank.	Utah?
just give me a hint, all right?	All right. Maybe there are some crooked cops involved in all this.
you're onto something. that's good. what?	I really don't want to spoil your surprise, Frank. Why don't you read it tomorrow?
cool your tool, frank, i need a little more time. i think i'm really on to something here.	You're onto something. That's good. What?
gummy and two cops...	Cool your tool, Frank, I need a little more time. I think I'm really on to something here.
i'm going to bite out your eyeballs, you know that?	Frank, you animal, I love it. I'll have the story by Thursday night, I swear to God.  I hope.
i'd say charcoal.	I'm going to bite out your eyeballs, you know that?
how gray?	I'd say charcoal.
well, there we're in a gray area.	How gray?
who?	Well, there we're in a gray area.
he's not the story! there's a source behind him.	Who?
so let's go! we run the pictures.	He's not the story! There's a source behind him.
i have pictures of him. dealing...	So let's go! We run the pictures.
what's 'practically'? is it fat sam? you said you had pictures of him....	I have pictures of him. Dealing...
practically.	What's 'practically'? Is it Fat Sam? You said you had pictures of him....
you broke it? you know the source?	Practically.
just kidding, frank. you'll have the story and you'll be damn proud of it.	You broke it? You know the source?
why not? oh shit... really?	Just kidding, Frank. You'll have the story and you'll be damn proud of it.
now, irwin, try to follow me. you can't run the ad and then not run the story.	Why not? Oh shit... really?
i don't know.  look!	Looks great.
what's the spread on the game tonight?	I don't know.  Look!
...never reads the paper...	What's the spread on the game tonight?
i never read the paper.	...never reads the paper...
no it's not okay. you have to have this in by tomorrow. did you see the ad we ran sunday?	I never read the paper.
i will, frank, i will. something came up, okay?	No it's not okay. You have to have this in by tomorrow. Did you see the ad we ran Sunday?
irwin, professional journalism time, now. go back to the goddamn beach and finish the goddamn story!	I will, Frank, I will. Something came up, okay?
oh, i hate it when he calls me that.	Irwin, professional journalism time, now. Go back to the goddamn beach and finish the goddamn story!
irwin...	Oh, I hate it when he calls me that.
two...	Irwin...
and a damn fine one, i might add.	Two...
'uh, almost' is not an answer. 'yes frank, it's all done': that's an answer.	And a damn fine one, I might add.
uh, almost.	'Uh, almost' is not an answer. 'Yes Frank, it's all done': that's an answer.
no, i want an answer, is the story done?	Uh, almost.
frank, you look a little peaked. wanna vomit?	No, I want an answer, Is the story done?
fletch.	Frank, you look a little peaked. Wanna vomit?
who's frieda?	My secretary.
frieda's boss.	Who's Frieda?
and, i'm sorry, who are you again?	Frieda's boss.
yeah.	And, I'm sorry, who are you again?
jim swarthout?	Yeah.
oh, margie, sorry, frieda lost the number of alan's realtor in provo. can you give it to me real quick?	Jim Swarthout?
mrs. stanwyk!	In a minute!
i just stepped out of the shower! can you give me a minute?	Of course.
i'd appreciate an opportunity to discuss this with you.	I just stepped out of the shower! Can you give me a minute?
you don't know the underhills?	I'd appreciate an opportunity to discuss this with you.
john!	You don't know the Underhills?
apparently, someone of your acquaintance has charged the most extraordinary lunch to my bill.	John!
yes?	Mrs. Stanwyk, I hate to disturb you. Tom Underhill here... I'm a new member.
i said, i ain't got you...	I ain't -- got -- you.
i said, i ain't got you...	I said, I ain't got you...
no, i ain't got you...	I said, I ain't got you...
no, i ain't got you...	No, I ain't got you...
but i ain't got you...	No, I ain't got you...
but i ain't got you...	But I ain't got you...
art mo-o-o-ney!	Thanks, I needed that.
that was close...	What did these Vancouver factories do?
we invested in these factories. in vancouver.	Hold that thought.  Are we being shot at?
what cheap shit... hey, waiter!	We invested in these factories. In Vancouver.
but i am...	What cheap shit... hey, waiter!
damnit... you were right last night. jonathan and i were into more than sex.  along with bobby vomit, right after old jack grendel died, we took part in a scheme to rip off grendel records... i didn't want you involved...	But I am...
lots of things.  her favorite yogurt.  the ten drummers she would take to a desert island...	Drink your cappucino, you're giving me a headache...
did she tell you anything?	Lots of things.  Her favorite yogurt.  The ten drummers she would take to a desert island...
have what?	Did she tell you anything?
zuzu petals!  did she have it?	Have what?
i'll buy you a new one.  i found her.	Zuzu Petals!  Did she have it?
i ask you to find a girl and instead you steal a c.d. from me. ford.  you suck.	I'll buy you a new one.  I found her.
jonathan was such a beautiful man. no one knew him like i did... excuse me.  i can't do this now. i'll call you tomorrow.	Thanks for the information. Appreciate it.
question one:  can i have some money?  kidding.  why didn't you tell me about you and johnny?  you two were into something even more dangerous than sex, weren't you? who?  what?  where?  how?  now.	Jonathan was such a beautiful man. No one knew him like I did... Excuse me.  I can't do this now. I'll call you tomorrow.
i'll do my best.	Question one:  Can I have some money?  Kidding.  Why didn't you tell me about you and Johnny?  You two were into something even more dangerous than sex, weren't you? Who?  What?  Where?  How?  Now.
they did one of these about my ex- wife.  it's called 'the nutcracker.'  'the nut-crack-er'... i don't need money.  i need some questions answered.	I'll do my best.
nonsense.  after what you've been through, it sounds like i owe you.	They did one of these about my ex- wife.  It's called 'The Nutcracker.'  'The Nut-crack-er'... I don't need money.  I need some questions answered.
listen, queen collie, i have a code. i never, ever, drop a case.  besides, i, uh, used all your money to pay my bills, so i kinda owe you.	Nonsense.  After what you've been through, it sounds like I owe you.
so you...	Listen, Queen Collie, I have a code. I never, ever, drop a case.  Besides, I, uh, used all your money to pay my bills, so I kinda owe you.
ouch... of course i want off the case.  some monster from woodstock tried and succeeded in killing me tonight.  the fact i'm alive's a technicality.	So you...
so you know about johnny crunch and myself.	I'm sorry, that's gotta be a pair of tube socks he has down there.
colleen and johnny, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g...	Uh, let's go sit down.
my god, mr. fairlane, you look like the fall of saigon.	Colleen and Johnny, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g...
who?	Nuthin'.
ah, the dorothy chandler.  i was just there with my good friend art mooney the other night...	Who?
i have no answers.  thanks for the stain.  find the girl.  in the envelope are tickets to the dorothy chandler.  we'll chat again, then.	Ah, the Dorothy Chandler.  I was just there with my good friend Art Mooney the other night...
oh... i have some questions.	I have no answers.  Thanks for the stain.  Find the girl.  In the envelope are tickets to the Dorothy Chandler.  We'll chat again, then.
actually, you may take it all now.	Oh... I have some questions.
yeah, but of course for now, i only get a twenty.	Actually, you may take it all now.
five thousand should be enough to assuage any qualms you have about my family tree.	Yeah, but of course for now, I only get a twenty.
let's see, you're her worried sister.  yesterday i met her worried father who incidentally was about five years younger than you. in fact, i capped off the evening by watching him get electrocuted. they talk about cases like this in the private eye handbook... something about a ten-foot pole.	Five thousand should be enough to assuage any qualms you have about my family tree.
excuse me?	Let's see, you're her worried sister.  Yesterday I met her worried father who incidentally was about five years younger than you. In fact, I capped off the evening by watching him get electrocuted. They talk about cases like this in the private eye handbook... something about a ten-foot pole.
no thanks.  i carry my own.	Excuse me?
but how did you know?  here, take this picture...	No thanks.  I carry my own.
zuzu petals.  you want me to rescue her from the gorgeous hell that is l.a.	But how did you know?  Here, take this picture...
i need you to find my little sister. she goes by the name zuzu...	Zuzu Petals.  You want me to rescue her from the gorgeous hell that is L.A.
now that we've broken the ice...	I need you to find my little sister. She goes by the name Zuzu...
i don't have a sense of humor, either.  sorry.	Now that we've broken the ice...
poor taste.  i know.  listen, i respect homosexuals.  when i was young, my maid was a homosexual.  my maid was a homosexual.	I don't have a sense of humor, either.  Sorry.
fag?  ass?  i'm sorry, is that a joke?	Poor taste.  I know.  Listen, I respect homosexuals.  When I was young, my maid was a homosexual.  My maid was a homosexual.
some fag.  charged me up the ass.	Fag?  Ass?  I'm sorry, is that a joke?
who's your decorator?	Some fag.  Charged me up the ass.
oh, that!  don't take it personally. he always wakes up before i do. down boy!  roseanne barr naked!	Who's your decorator?
i don't know, i never met your father.	Oh, that!  Don't take it personally. He always wakes up before I do. Down boy!  Roseanne Barr naked!
mr. fairlane, i'm very rich.  the kind of rich that warps minds. nothing offends me.  when i was eleven, i walked in on my father and the shetland pony he had given me for my tenth birthday. does that excite you?	I don't know, I never met your father.
sorry about the glass.  and the house.  and the breath.	Mr. Fairlane, I'm very rich.  The kind of rich that warps minds. Nothing offends me.  When I was eleven, I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony he had given me for my tenth birthday. Does that excite you?
please.	Sorry about the glass.  And the house.  And the breath.
don't say it.  orange juice?	Please.
ford fairlane, i'm colleen sutton and i need your help.  i have a problem and it pertains to the music industry.  what is it they call you?  mr. rock and...	Don't say it.  Orange juice?
thanks for the promotion, man.	No prob...
hey, don, how's the high blood pressure.	Could somebody tell me what's going on?  <u>Like slo-owly</u>...
have a copy of that sent to me, will ya?	Right away!
julian's happy as long as he doesn't see glass shatter.	I never thought I'd be jealous of your handicap... Sorry to hear about Bobby Vomit.
i've heard cars fuck with more harmony.	Tell me about it. Name's Kyle Troy.  Can't we bring up the bass.
great pipes.	I've heard cars fuck with more harmony.
i haven't seen her around, and as for who would want to kill johnny crunch, line forms to the left. you'd find less people on our planet who wanted him alive.	Great pipes.
you gotta shave before you leave the house in a dress like that and i don't mean your legs.  why didn't you jump on her?  what's happening to you?	I guess I'm not interested in any club who'll have my member as a member.  Later, Don...
i'm not cynical.  can i help it that life is a disease and everyone's a victim. so you're producing exclusively for grendel records now.  hope you're taking julian for a bundle.	Man, ever since old Jack Grendel died, Julian has got me into one yummy gig after the other.  Not only am I producing, he's got me in some lovely-bullshit-money-money executive position.  What are you looking at...
damn, ford, you're the most cynical man in the industry and that's not easy.	I'm not cynical.  Can I help it that life is a disease and everyone's a victim. So you're producing exclusively for Grendel Records now.  Hope you're taking Julian for a bundle.
so many assholes, so few bullets.	Damn, Ford, you're the most cynical man in the industry and that's not easy.
let's get hitched.  i guess i, you know, love you.  it's a beautiful thing.	Wha --
i just can't deal with all this crap between us, i'm sorry.  i'm quitting.	Let's get hitched.  I guess I, you know, love you.  It's a beautiful thing.
after their initial investment in the factory, grendel didn't need them.  told them to fuck off. they tried to get these c.d.s together in order to have proof of grendel's involvement, so they could keep him in line.  now's the fun part...	I can't believe I lost an eye for a bunch of phony C.D.s
without grendel knowing about it. b-i-n-g-o and bingo was his name-o. counterfeit c.d.s.  tape piracy has graduated to disc piracy, the sound quality's better, and so's the money.	But the funny thing is, take a look at these Swiss bank account numbers. We got Bobby, Johnny, Colleen... and Julian Grendel.
c.d.s.  the music kind.  from the grendel label.	Without Grendel knowing about it. B-I-N-G-O and Bingo was his name-O. Counterfeit C.D.s.  Tape piracy has graduated to disc piracy, the sound quality's better, and so's the money.
yeah, colleen mentioned it.  what do they make?	C.D.s.  The music kind.  From the Grendel label.
seems to be information about a factory in vancouver.	Yeah, Colleen mentioned it.  What do they make?
what an interface!	Seems to be information about a factory in Vancouver.
your timing swallows the massive one. grendel just tried to kill us, he's about to frame and kiss don, and we can't do shit.  don't even ask about those discs. goddamn that art mooney with a star by his name!  it's tied to johnny's c.d., i know.	Johnny's C.D.?
hmmm, the first disc was putting out an incomprehensible stream of high bits.  this one is putting out low bits.  the data is in some fucked binary system.  the two discs need to interface simultaneously with a third decryptor disc.  comprendo?	Su-ure.  Two people hired me to find Zuzu in order to get hold of one of those discs and Colleen threw a tizz when we took hers.  Obviously, all this binary disc shit is pretty mighty.  But it's not necessary.  People are dead.  One was a friend.  The same people were involved in a scam to rip off Grendel Records. Bottom line's Julian Grendel is doing a little revenge number...
aha, just what i suspected!	You're not funny.
i believe the last time we came across one of these, was at the ballet.  what were your words...  'a fucking c.d.  this case is closed.'	I've always said the one reason I'm the best detective in the industry is that I'm the only one... but hey, I never throw away a clue...
i came to warn you...	Oh, Jazz, those bastards... call an ambulance!  Get that music off!
hello, ford...	What are you doing at the office? You wouldn't believe what I've gone through tonight... I'm calling from the Mega Beta Pogo Sorority.
ah, an obvious choice.	Let's get her out of here, before she starts a shoot-out.  Drop us at my place.
who?	Ah, an obvious choice.
lieutenant anus has discovered the cold-blooded killer behind everything.	Who?
you okay?	Lieutenant Anus has discovered the cold-blooded killer behind everything.
yeah, let's bury her.	Hello...  It's Colleen.  With answers.  She wants to meet.  Down.  Way down-town.  Late.
she's just a bundle of energy, a real treasure...	Yeah, let's bury her.
ms. sutton hired you to find the girl.  period.	Then I guess her case is closed. Mine isn't.  I want to know why everybody wants Zuzu.  Why people are killing and dying for her.
i don't know, what was the case?	Ms. Sutton hired you to find the girl.  Period.
contacts.	I like.
what did you... hey, where's your spex?	Contacts.
i'm sorry, that dress.  what do you say we...	Celebrate?  Like we celebrated after solving the White Bluesman murders?  Forget it, man.
make eye contact when you say that.	I'm sorry, that dress.  What do you say we...
i wish i knew.  you did good work...	Make eye contact when you say that.
no, as a matter of fact you didn't. what about the girl, zuzu petals, how does she fit in?  i mean, she is what this case is about.	I wish I knew.  You did good work...
a fucking c.d.  wow, this case is closed.  so, she's got bad taste in music and in men... did i tell you she and johnny were lovers and that they were into something and he got killed for it?	No, as a matter of fact you didn't. What about the girl, Zuzu Petals, how does she fit in?  I mean, she is what this case is about.
you don't want to know, believe me. but don't worry, i washed my hands...	A fucking C.D.  Wow, this case is closed.  So, she's got bad taste in music and in men... Did I tell you she and Johnny were lovers and that they were into something and he got killed for it?
how'd you get this from her?	You don't want to know, believe me. But don't worry, I washed my hands...
shut up, goodies from the ice queen.	How'd you get this from her?
why did you interrupt?  maxwell seemed like he wanted to hire me.	Shut up, goodies from the ice queen.
and it's good to see you, julian. this is my assistant, jazz.	Mmmmmmm.  Mmmm, mmm.
you going to be okay?	Go on, 'they're stahting.'
you're a fucking gentleman.  what do you want from me?	This Colleen Sutton woman I'm with. If she flees me to go powder her whatever, I need you to keep tabs...
sorry, jazz.  after this, i'll throw a burger down your throat, okay?	You're a fucking gentleman.  What do you want from me?
spooky.  i'll process her.	Cool.  Jazz, meet me at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion tonight. I'll have a ticket for you at the door.  Some concert.  Could be interesting.  Dress nice.
tonight after i see don. some beverly hillbilly just hired me to find you-know-fucking-who. name's colleen sutton.	Spooky.  I'll process her.
i found a lot of art mooneys. none with a police record, though. not even synchronicity.  have you checked out johnny pinzolo/crunch's houseboat yet?	Tonight after I see Don. Some Beverly Hillbilly just hired me to find you-know-fucking-who. Name's Colleen Sutton.
quiet.  tell me you tapped in the police computer and found out lots of good stuff about art mooney...	I found a lot of Art Mooneys. None with a police record, though. Not even Synchronicity.  Have you checked out Johnny Pinzolo/Crunch's houseboat yet?
so what about this watch?	Keep it.  It's your paycheck this month.
ah -- ha... you know, you should think about dating earthmen again.	So what about this watch?
that's for me... radio contests, really ford, how tacky...	Ah -- ha... You know, you should think about dating Earthmen again.
you're friends with the most obnoxious asshole on the airwaves. the king of the shock jocks.  i'm, i'm shocked.	I love you, too, baby.  He wants to meet at six.  What time is it now?
car insurance costs money. cavities cost money.  doritos cost money.  i'm gonna eat that damn bear... come here!	Quit crying.  I think we've got a case if we can make it through the cavalcade of bimbos, here...
you're saying you need money.	Car insurance costs money. Cavities cost money.  Doritos cost money.  I'm gonna eat that damn bear... come here!
rock stars!  i'm going out of my mind.  all i get are perks.  i don't make money, i make gifts. how am i supposed to pay taxes with bathtub compact disc players and autographed drumsticks.  i want cash.  moulah.  wampum.  dead presidents.  andrew jackson. gerald ford.	You're saying you need money.
let's just declare war on the hellhole.  before they make <u>crocodile dundee</u> three.	Rock stars!  I'm going out of my mind.  All I get are perks.  I don't make money, I make gifts. How am I supposed to pay taxes with bathtub compact disc players and autographed drumsticks.  I want cash.  Moulah.  Wampum.  Dead Presidents.  Andrew Jackson. Gerald Ford.
fucking australians!  i hate that country, continent, what is it? don't we do nuclear testing there?	Let's just declare war on the hellhole.  Before they make <u>Crocodile Dundee</u> three.
g'day, they say it's worth three grand...	Fucking Australians!  I hate that country, continent, what is it? Don't we do nuclear testing there?
'bye ford...'  hey, let me cheer you up.  i found the in x s payment.	G'day, they say it's worth three grand...
i do it for love.	'Bye Ford...'  Hey, let me cheer you up.  I found the IN X S payment.
you wish.	Cash or check, Jazz?  Don't do this to me.
all your friends call you jazz.	Exactly.
assistant.  and don't call me jazz.	All your friends call you Jazz.
your tip paid off.  jazz, this is sam the sleazebag.  sam the sleazebag, this is jazz, my secretary.	Assistant.  And don't call me Jazz.
hey, they blew me.	Oh.  Three hundred coming right up.
you gave it to the girls for one.	Hey, they blew me.
three hundred.	You gave it to the girls for one.
how much?	Three hundred.
thanks.  you interested.  it's festival seating, so...	How much?
scalping to a funeral, you're a pretty sleazy guy.	Thanks.  You interested.  It's festival seating, so...
got those vomit invites here...	Scalping to a funeral, you're a pretty sleazy guy.
so, zuzu.  are you okay?	Yeah, Ford.  I'm okay.
hoh graphic!  i'm going to dream of ears for a year!  ugh!	Just be thankful he wasn't dissatisfied with his sex life.
you-see-it-all-starts-with-this- factory-in-vancouver-and there's these-c.d.s...	I'll mail you a letter, come on!
oh how sweet, your friend's got his own star.	ArtArtArtArtMooneyMooneyMooney Mooney.
are you okay?	There's that question...
hello, mr. tongue!  what a perv.	You wish.  Come on, let's get outta here.
who do you think you are, ford? the tooth fairy.  kill!  kill!  kill!	This is fucking unbelievable.  Zuzu, it's a long story, you see...
i can't kill this kid's father...	Who do you think you are, Ford? The tooth fairy.  Kill!  Kill!  Kill!
let go of the belt!  what are you doing?  you got mad at me for trying to save the other guy.	I can't kill this kid's father...
hey.  god.  you're an asshole.	Let go of the belt!  What are you doing?  You got mad at me for trying to save the other guy.
ick.	I won't ask why you would want to help someone trying to kill you, but hey, good job.  Shall we?
smooth.  i know this is dangerous and everything but it's kind of fun. ever see "batman," you know when batman and robin are climbing up the side of the building and somebody sticks their head outside the window and says... i forget what they said but it's pretty funny.	Why have you come to my planet?
pretty smooth, huh?	Smooth.  I know this is dangerous and everything but it's kind of fun. Ever see "Batman," you know when Batman and Robin are climbing up the side of the building and somebody sticks their head outside the window and says... I forget what they said but it's pretty funny.
reality-reality-reality -- outrageous building, huh?	Ye-ah.
as clark gable said to ava gardner in mogambo:  'fuck the purse, we're gonna die-e-e.'	Reality-reality-reality -- Outrageous building, huh?
suck a dick, i left my purse...	As Clark Gable said to Ava Gardner in Mogambo:  'Fuck the purse, we're gonna die-e-e.'
no, wait...	Suck a dick, I left my purse...
this way...	No, wait...
sorry, it was dark, now come on.	This way...
nice left you got there, jerk.	Sorry, it was dark, now come on.
i'm afraid so, you want her?	But you know, that was just a dream.  Doesn't really count.
ford, you were right!	Ye-ah.
this is boring, guys.	Zuzu, be quiet.  Put in Colleen's disc.  Number two.
i know the feeling.  this must be hell.  can you believe, a flucking sorority... i'm gonna vomit day-glo.	Ye-ah.  Sure.
my axe!	Ford, do you got something cooking in the microwave?
are you okay?	Okay?  I just blew up.  I feel orgasmic.
hah fluck, great video, huh?	Are you okay?
zuzu, wake up...	Hah fluck, great video, huh?
people still watch that?	Who cares about people?
let's watch some 'm.t.v.'	People still watch that?
what a perv...	Let's watch some 'M.T.V.'
stop.  we still got serious detective stuff to do, but we've been up all night so we should hit the sack for...	What a perv...
why are you depressed?  you get in all the clubs, you never pay cover...	Stop.  We still got serious detective stuff to do, but we've been up all night so we should hit the sack for...
friends?  you didn't tell me that.	You didn't ask.  Have you ever thought about mousse?
yeah, it's weird.  bobby and johnny were such good friends...	Friends?  You didn't tell me that.
no.  who's art mooney?	He's the lamest clue I've ever had in my life.  Here's our stop...
zuzu petals, you're not bad.  in fact, i was discussing this whole rock-n-roll thing with my pal art mooney the other day.  you know him?	No.  Who's Art Mooney?
come again?  b.fl.d., i have sex with rock stars; it's not like i'm doing something that i don't enjoy with them, like shuffleboard. don't worry about me, i practice safe sex and next summer, i'm going to u.c.l.a.	Zuzu Petals, you're not bad.  In fact, I was discussing this whole rock-n-roll thing with my pal Art Mooney the other day.  You know him?
you know rock-n-roll?  darlin', i've been in the music industry for as long as you've lived.  i've seen things you can't even have nightmares about... but then i guess i'm just not equipped to know the industry the way you do...	Come again?  B.FL.D., I have sex with rock stars; it's not like I'm doing something that I don't enjoy with them, like shuffleboard. Don't worry about me, I practice safe sex and next summer, I'm going to U.C.L.A.
because i know rock-n-roll.	You know rock-n-roll?  Darlin', I've been in the music industry for as long as you've lived.  I've seen things you can't even have nightmares about... but then I guess I'm just not equipped to know the industry the way you do...
how is it you can look at that hairhead and see god, when all i see is a lucky asshole from reseda.	Because I know rock-n-roll.
spunk, come back...	How is it you can look at that HairHead and see God, when all I see is a lucky asshole from Reseda.
it's spunk lewis, the lead singer for dead ribbit!  mr. bus driver, stop!	Spunk, come back...
what?  jesus, tell me!	It's Spunk Lewis, the lead singer for Dead Ribbit!  Mr. Bus Driver, stop!
i dunno.  he was to sound what cezanne was to image or at least i thought so.  ever since he died, i've been chased... <u>omigod</u>!	What?  Jesus, tell me!
you hung out with bobby vomit. who would want him dead?	I dunno.  He was to sound what Cezanne was to image or at least I thought so.  Ever since he died, I've been chased... <u>Omigod</u>!
i'm so sure!  i'm an only child and my parents are bill and shirley petals of south bend, indiana. they run a hardware store and...	You hung out with Bobby Vomit. Who would want him dead?
uh... wha?  you're supposed to answer those questions, not ask 'em.  i take it a woman named colleen sutton is not your big sister and that the late d.j. johnny crunch ain't your daddy?	I'm so sure!  I'm an only child and my parents are Bill and Shirley Petals of South Bend, Indiana. They run a hardware store and...
why are all these people after me?	Uh... wha?  You're supposed to answer those questions, not ask 'em.  I take it a woman named Colleen Sutton is not your big sister and that the late D.J. Johnny Crunch ain't your daddy?
let's get serious...	Why are all these people after me?
you okay?	Peachy.
give me your gum and grab the wheel.	You okay?
hello?	Give me your gum and grab the wheel.
what?	Hello?
it's red, ford.	What?
a simple 'please' would suffice...	Fluck you!
i don't know.  i'm so scared. help me.	A simple 'please' would suffice...
zuzu petals!  zuzu petals!  yes! who killed bobby vomit?  who killed johnny crunch?  why do people want you so goddamn bad?	I don't know.  I'm so scared. Help me.
i need someone to help me with my case load, you interested?  this whole father/son thing, if you're not into it, i mean, it's okay. you know what i'm saying?	Shut the heck up... Pop.
he, he, lives in south america... he's doing that anthropologist- archeologist-dentist kind of thing ... he's real busy.	I need someone to help me with my case load, you interested?  This whole father/son thing, if you're not into it, I mean, it's okay. You know what I'm saying?
who's my real father, man?	He, he, lives in South America... he's doing that anthropologist- archeologist-dentist kind of thing ... he's real busy.
hey, i love you, too, you little jerk.  jesus, guy tries to make a commitment and he's gotta eat shit.	Who's my real father, man?
what kind of sentimental bullshit is this?	Hey, I love you, too, you little jerk.  Jesus, guy tries to make a commitment and he's gotta eat shit.
it's me.	What kind of sentimental bullshit is this?
good news is that yeah, i found him.  the bad news is...	It's me.
yeah, go on...	Good news is that yeah, I found him.  The bad news is...
well, i got some good news and some bad news.	Yeah, go on...
so, did you find my dad?	Well, I got some good news and some bad news.
yeah, uh, i got some pretty good leads...	Liar!  You don't care!  About anything.
where's my father?  have you even looked?	Yeah, uh, I got some pretty good leads...
and hey, i appreciate it...	Where's my father?  Have you even looked?
i tried to help you...!	And hey, I appreciate it...
jesus, how could you be so stupid?  come on, we're going to a hospital.	I tried to help you...!
fuck that, i mean, the heck with that.  i kicked their ass!  well, i tried.  there were two of them you know...	Jesus, how could you be so stupid?  Come on, we're going to a hospital.
run to the nearest phone and call the police.	Fuck that, I mean, the heck with that.  I kicked their ass!  Well, I tried.  There were two of them you know...
these two guys in long cowboy coats and real nice suits.  i think armani.  they were going through your stuff with screwdrivers and shit... i did what you would have done.	Run to the nearest phone and call the police.
shut up, you dummy.  who did this to you?	These two guys in long cowboy coats and real nice suits.  I think Armani.  They were going through your stuff with screwdrivers and shit... I did what you would have done.
i'm sorry...	Shut up, you dummy.  Who did this to you?
you need it.	I don't need it that bad.
holy colonel mustard.  gosh, you didn't mention the big clue... kid, i can't take your money.	You need it.
i've got a clue.  look at my ring. before my old lady ran off to baja, she told me my dad had this same ring.	Holy Colonel Mustard.  Gosh, you didn't mention the big clue... Kid, I can't take your money.
did he just say what i think he said?	I've got a clue.  Look at my ring. Before my old lady ran off to Baja, she told me my dad had this same ring.
this ain't no social call.  one hundred bucks.  to find my father.	Did he just say what I think he said?
twelve pack?	This ain't no social call.  One hundred bucks.  To find my father.
who cares?  i got a case.	Twelve pack?
hey, you, get off my cloud.  i'm talking to my friend.  1962 fender stratocaster with original humbucking pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left- handed motherfucking genius... jimi hendrix.	Who cares?  I got a case.
ouch.	Hey, you, get off my cloud.  I'm talking to my friend.  1962 Fender Stratocaster with original humbucking pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left- handed motherfucking genius... Jimi Hendrix.
well what is it?  i'm not kreskin.	Forget it.
i got something serious to dis-cuss.	Well what is it?  I'm not Kreskin.
why am i what?  excuse me?  i catch you saying the f-word again.  i'll kill you.  that's a fucking promise.  now get the fuck out of here.	I got something serious to dis-cuss.
when you going to let me work with you?  why you always fucking with me?	Why am I what?  Excuse me?  I catch you saying the F-word again.  I'll kill you.  That's a fucking promise.  Now get the fuck out of here.
gut feeling.	I'll give you a gut feeling, you little... Hey... <u>hey</u>!  Get that stick out of your mouth.  These things are killers, man.  Don't you go to school, listen to Smokey the Bear and all that...
tell me, dr. watson, what makes you think he's not just another piece of shit overdose.	Gut feeling.
fairlane, you gonna find out who killed the lead singer of black vomit?	Tell me, Dr. Watson, what makes you think he's not just another piece of shit overdose.
once i got an anonymous letter saying that the world would be destroyed by a giant purple raindrop. i didn't even buy a fucking umbrella... you were in too many discos during the seventies.  the village people rotted your brain.	That's the difference between a great investigator like me and a piece of Spam like you.  You look at this picture and all you see is beauty.  I see the beast.
it's some psycho killer groupie. i got an anonymous letter that says she killed bobby vomit, johnny crunch, and now, this society dame.	Once I got an anonymous letter saying that the world would be destroyed by a giant purple raindrop. I didn't even buy a fucking umbrella... You were in too many discos during the seventies.  The Village People rotted your brain.
really?	It's some psycho killer groupie. I got an anonymous letter that says she killed Bobby Vomit, Johnny Crunch, and now, this society dame.
god, i wish i could prove you killed everybody.  unfortunately, i know who the real killer is.	Really?
that's okay.  i'm quitting the music detective business to become a cop killer.  pay's the same, but it'll be much more fun.	God, I wish I could prove you killed everybody.  Unfortunately, I know who the real killer is.
have a problem, call ford fairlane.  he won't solve your case, but who cares, you'll be dead in a couple days anyway. let's face it.  after today, the california raisins aren't gonna hire you.	That's okay.  I'm quitting the music detective business to become a cop killer.  Pay's the same, but it'll be much more fun.
'it's booty time, it's booty time, across the u.s.a.  it's booty time...'	You were the lead sing -- Lieutenant, I didn't think anyone could cheer me up tonight... Thanks.  Really.
i was about to say he looked like shit, but hey, sure, he looked like you.	'It's booty time, it's booty time, across the U.S.A.  It's booty time...'
like me.	I was about to say he looked like shit, but hey, sure, he looked like you.
yeah, and that lead singer, jesus, that white van mccoy wanna-be with the six-inch platform shoes. he looked...	Like me.
'booty time.'	Yeah, and that lead singer, Jesus, that white Van McCoy wanna-be with the six-inch platform shoes. He looked...
disco ex -- man, that group sucked like a squid, they had some shitty single they wanted me to plug, back in my publicist days...	'Booty Time.'
two words.  disco express.	Disco Ex -- man, that group sucked like a squid, they had some shitty single they wanted me to plug, back in my publicist days...
why do you hate me?  it's gotta be more than me private you, you cop.	Two words.  Disco Express.
if you're hiding something... oh, oh, i'll have so much fun.	Why do you hate me?  It's gotta be more than Me Private You, You Cop.
why shucks, lt. anus, you told me to get the fuck out of here...	If you're hiding something... oh, oh, I'll have so much fun.
what are you running from?	Why shucks, Lt. Anus, you told me to get the fuck out of here...
you gotta admit those are all pretty great reasons...	Get the fuck out of here, honey... What do we got?
you think you're so hot just because you can get into any club. you think you're so hot, just because you have sex with great- looking women.  you think you're so hot just because you broke the ensenada tape piracy ring...	You gotta admit those are all pretty great reasons...
nice tie, lt. anus, sir.	You think you're so hot just because you can get into any club. You think you're so hot, just because you have sex with great- looking women.  You think you're so hot just because you broke the Ensenada tape piracy ring...
let me go out like a man.	Anyway you want it, asshole.
the point?	Let me go out like a man.
you gotta be kidding!  this is unfuckingbelievable!  i have to start the evening crawling down capital records, i shoulda chose suicide then, but oh no, the night was young!  next up, my guitar! the second most important thing i own and now it's toothpicks for the homeless on hollywood boulevard!  then, then, after i burned up your brother, jazz... i should say as a fucking footnote i've usually treated women like shit -- used corsages, the wet spot, you know giving out domino's pizza's phone number and saying it's mine... tonight was different. i felt respect.  i felt love.  then jazz left me... and <u>now</u> i get to die!	The point?
how's it going?	You gotta be kidding!  This is unfuckingbelievable!  I have to start the evening crawling down Capital Records, I shoulda chose suicide then, but oh no, the night was young!  Next up, my guitar! The second most important thing I own and now it's toothpicks for the homeless on Hollywood Boulevard!  Then, then, after I burned up your brother, Jazz... I should say as a fucking footnote I've usually treated women like shit -- used corsages, the wet spot, you know giving out Domino's Pizza's phone number and saying it's mine... Tonight was different. I felt respect.  I felt love.  Then Jazz left me... and <u>now</u> I get to die!
<u>i'm.  the.  biggest.  sissy.  in</u>. <u>the.  wide.  world</u>.	Okay.  'B-y-e!
i want you to say that you're the biggest sissy in the whole wide world.	<u>I'm.  The.  Biggest.  Sissy.  In</u>. <u>The.  Wide.  World</u>.
oh, but i am.  dianetics, ford.  you should try it.	Say cheese...
you were saying, snapperhead?  i'll bet you're not smiling now!	Oh, but I am.  Dianetics, Ford.  You should try it.
oh.  one more thing.  this is personal.  i want you to tell me you're a big sissy.	<u>I.  Am.  The.  Biggest.  Sissy.</u> <u>In.  The.  Whole.  Fucking.  World</u>.
the case!	Oh.  One more thing.  This is personal.  I want you to tell me you're a big sissy.
off what?  twenty seconds...	The case!
i'm off it!	Off what?  Twenty seconds...
what's fine?	I'm off it!
fine!	What's fine?
case closed, okay?  thirty seconds.	Fine!
i guess you never saw 'a very brady christmas.'	Case closed, okay?  Thirty seconds.
feel my thumb?  i keep it there forty seconds more and a welt develops cutting off the oxygen to your brain.  i leave.  twenty- one minutes later, you're dead. the slowest, most painful minutes a person can experience.	I guess you never saw 'A Very Brady Christmas.'
polo.	Whatever you're getting paid, I can give you twenty, maybe thirty bucks more.
i'm still the king!	Julian, you're fired.
man, julian, that accident took away more than your hearing.	Accident?  Accident!  You naive pussball, when I realized my life of music could only be a life of music industry.  I <u>cut my fucking</u> <u>ears off</u> so I'd only hear <u>my</u> music. Here, look.
yeah, it's pretty amazing how much cash you gotta give to the actual artists who create the music.  those ingrates really take a bite.  but seriously, when pops died, you got vomit, crunch, and sutton to help finance a c.d. cleans operation. you got greedy and they tried to get the three discs together to threaten you, but...	What is this, are you holding a microphone behind my head?
when i was young, i read <u>billboard</u> and i could not believe how much grendel records and how little of it my idiot father old jack grendel got.	Yeah, it's pretty amazing how much cash you gotta give to the actual artists who create the music.  Those ingrates really take a bite.  But seriously, when Pops died, you got Vomit, Crunch, and Sutton to help finance a C.D. Cleans operation. You got greedy and they tried to get the three discs together to threaten you, but...
maybe later, but first i want like to know why you'd steal from your own company...	When I was young, I read <u>Billboard</u> and I could not believe how much Grendel Records and how little of it my idiot father Old Jack Grendel got.
fuck me...	Maybe later, but first I want like to know why you'd steal from your own company...
and may i suggest for dessert, the five copies i made...	Fuck me...
oh please, ford, i'll do any --	And may I suggest for dessert, the five copies I made...
you'd said something about proof...	Oh please, Ford, I'll do any --
shit.	Ciao.
oh, wait.  one sec.  open the window.	Shit.
when i say 'no,' run for the door.	Oh, wait.  One sec.  Open the window.
kill them.  not quickly.	Are you okay?
what about don?	Before Black Vomit starts its set, Don will have his head blown off. The papers next week will reveal that he was partners with Bobby, Johnny, and Collie in 'the Grendel Records scam.'  He killed them to pay off a debt to 'the mob' or something lame like that.  And then the mob iced him.  It's all more tasteful than it sounds.
i'm running a little late.  you see, i'm having a party at <u>the</u> club to introduce the new lead singer for black vomit.  everyone in the industry will be there, including our friend, don cleveland.	What about Don?
i just gave up smoking.  a last drink?	I'm running a little late.  You see, I'm having a party at <u>THE</u> Club to introduce the new lead singer for Black Vomit.  Everyone in the industry will be there, including our friend, Don Cleveland.
it's 7:30.  you really should get a watch.	Ah, I didn't say seven <u>P</u>.M., now did I?
<u>okay</u>!  okay.  you got me.  boy, you guys are tough.  i have the third disc.  indeed.  i.  do. yes, sir.  yeah you assholes, it's in a very safe place with instructions to have it sent directly to the police if i don't make a phone call by seven o'clock.  so if you'll excuse us...	It's 7:30.  You really should get a watch.
it doesn't have to be like this?	Oh God, please, <u>don't</u>!
yeah, yeah, i know the third one unscrambles the high bits and the low bits.  shit, just start torturing me, man.  i didn't even know johnny had a disc and i can't deal with any 'don't play games with me, mr. fairlane' bullshit.	Don't play games... ugh.  Did you say you don't have the third... ugh.  I'm not going to torture <u>you</u>, Ford.
actually you're a bit off in the motivation department... i mean, revenge is so... bronson.  wait, where's the third c.d.?  how could you come here without proof? it's a three piece set here!  a computer disc from colleen, bobby's computer disc, and johnny's computer disc.  together they make, oh fucking forget it!	Yeah, yeah, I know the third one unscrambles the high bits and the low bits.  Shit, just start torturing me, man.  I didn't even know Johnny had a disc and I can't deal with any 'Don't play games with me, Mr. Fairlane' bullshit.
and if i told you that you already knew all that shit, and that you had them killed, what would you do then?	Golly, I'd probably faint.
shock.	And if I told you that you already knew all that shit, and that you had them killed, what would you do then?
uh, nice piano.  probably get a lot of complaints from the neighbors -- heh...  it's another time, julian, another place.  if i told you bobby vomit, johnny crunch, and colleen sutton were the ones you were complaining about, the ones who tried to rip you off, what would your reaction be?	Shock.
jazz, we're talking here.	Go on, another time, another place.
yeah, i did, you condescending fuck, but i miss snoopy coming out at the end.  isn't your enjoyment impaired?	Don't worry I can run every ballet note for note in my brain...
so what did you think of the ballet? was it like a warm ice capades?	Yeah, I did, you condescending fuck, but I miss Snoopy coming out at the end.  Isn't your enjoyment impaired?
mmmmmmm.  mmmm, mmm.	I must say you're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.
well, hello, ford.	Mmmmmmm.  Mmmm, mmm.
terrible thing, but good career move.  his record sales have gone way up.  i'll just have to create a new black vomit.	I was just discussing this whole Vomit thing with my friend Art Mooney.  Do you know him?
i knew your father.  he was quite...	An asshole?  A swine?  A ballistic turd?  Pick one.  I never knew what a blessing my accident was until he died and I had to take over the company.  You see the music is irrelevant in this industry.  I'm going to have to ship this 'wick-prick' platinum just so teenage girls can have a compact disc cover to get wet with.
why thank you.  it's a christmas present.  that was my sense of humor, everyone.  i wish you would fake a laugh.  it's easy with a deaf person.	I knew your father.  He was quite...
boing.  you're one hell of a lip reader.	Why thank you.  It's a Christmas present.  That was my sense of humor, everyone.  I wish you would fake a laugh.  It's easy with a deaf person.
good to meet you, mr. fairlane. your mouth makes quite a reflection.  i'm julian grendel.	Boing.  You're one hell of a lip reader.
actually that's rather an intriguing idea...	Good to meet you, Mr. Fairlane. Your mouth makes quite a reflection.  I'm Julian Grendel.
how could grendel records sign such a wick-prick?  i guess julian grendel really is deaf as a fucking doorknob.  i hear ray charles is going to head up the video division.	Actually that's rather an intriguing idea...
this isn't music!	It is to us!  It's computerised.
hey, troops, here's that rock 'n' roll detective i told you about.	Hebedeebuh.  Hebedeebuh.  Maybe I did die in the explosion.
hi, private eye guy!	Hey, the poet...
you heard that bobby vomit o.d.'d, right?  do you suspect foul play and stuff?	I'll tell you when somebody pays me to give a shit and stuff.
that's funny, you're cute.	You heard that Bobby Vomit O.D.'d, right?  Do you suspect foul play and stuff?
that's cute.  you're funny.	That's funny, you're cute.
only on a first name basis.	That's cute.  You're funny.
do you really know everybody in the industry?	Only on a first name basis.
you're a poet and didn't know it.	Do you really know everybody in the industry?
you're that guy, the private eye.	You're a poet and didn't know it.
zuzu petals.  sounds like a drug. a lethal one.	I hope you solve the case and I know you will, because you're the best.  Ford, guys like you don't grow on trees.
i am told it is difficult to pay the phone bill with gold chains and v.c.r.s.  there's four thousand here.	Zuzu Petals.  Sounds like a drug. A lethal one.
just find her, man.  she's my daughter, she's my sister, she's my mother, she's some little brat i stood in line with at taco bell last week.  do whatever you want with my words.  and my money.	I am told it is difficult to pay the phone bill with gold chains and V.C.R.s.  There's four thousand here.
i don't take cases with foundations in bullshit.  they are very hard to walk around in.	Just find her, man.  She's my daughter, she's my sister, she's my mother, she's some little brat I stood in line with at Taco Bell last week.  Do whatever you want with my words.  And my money.
so...	I don't take cases with foundations in bullshit.  They are very hard to walk around in.
'bye, johnny...	What?
it's my daughter, man.  i know i never told you about her, but god, i love that girl.  she calls herself zuzu petals and she's been swallowed up by the gorgeous hell that is l.a. a fucking groupie partying with the pros.  you have to get my baby back, she's my pride and --	'Bye, Johnny...
how nice.	It's my daughter, man.  I know I never told you about her, but God, I love that girl.  She calls herself Zuzu Petals and she's been swallowed up by the gorgeous hell that is L.A. A fucking groupie partying with the pros.  You have to get my baby back, she's my pride and --
friendship's a lot different out here.  a wrong number is a relationship.  but then this isn't a social call.	How nice.
i don't remember any arbor day cards from mr. rock 'n' roll detective.	Friendship's a lot different out here.  A wrong number is a relationship.  But then this isn't a social call.
nice getting all those phone calls from you after you hit it big, you redhook bastard.	I don't remember any Arbor Day cards from Mr. Rock 'n' Roll Detective.
fucking amazing, huh?  chevy nova, you bensonhurst shit!  still in la-la land.  look at us, two rock 'n' roll dicks.  unfortunately, only one of us is a detective.	Nice getting all those phone calls from you after you hit it big, you Redhook bastard.
i don't believe it.  getting paid to be the asshole you always were.	Fucking amazing, huh?  Chevy Nova, you Bensonhurst shit!  Still in La-la land.  Look at us, two rock 'n' roll dicks.  Unfortunately, only one of us is a detective.
ever pick your feet in poughkeepsie?	What?
mr. doyle.	Ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?
what?	Mr. Doyle.
doyle.	What?
what's my name?	Doyle.
where do you want it?	This side.
who knows?	Where do you want it?
who brings it?	Who knows?
coming in this week, week after. everybody going to get well.	Who brings it?
what?	Coming in this week, week after. Everybody going to get well.
no, nothing.  there's only some talk.	What?
got a wife named angie.	No, nothing.  There's only some talk.
doesn't register.	Got a wife named Angie.
b.o.c.a.	Doesn't register.
boca?	B.O.C.A.
i got a name - sal boca, brooklyn.	Boca?
there's nothing around.  nobody's holding.	I got a name - Sal Boca, Brooklyn.
how come there's nothing out there? that stuff is all milk.	There's nothing around.  Nobody's holding.
everything is everything.	How come there's nothing out there? That stuff is all milk.
how's everything?	Everything is everything.
no - no.	Cause if I do.
did i say you could move that hand -- i'm not gonna get stuck am i?	No - no.
no.	Did I say you could move that hand -- I'm not gonna get stuck am I?
you don't use shit?	No.
i'm clean.	You don't use shit?
what about you?  can you stand a toss?	I'm clean.
yeah?	Don't forget anchovies.
sal --	Yeah?
i don't know where i'm gonna find a pizza joint open.	Sal --
well try, okay?	I don't know where I'm gonna find a pizza joint open.
where'm i goinna get a pizza this time o' night?	Well try, okay?
-- well finish all your meetin' people and get back here now -- and bring a pizza with you.	Where'm I goinna get a pizza this time o' night?
you know i hadda meet some people tonight --	-- Well finish all your meetin' people and get back here now -- and bring a pizza with you.
takin' care o' business -- it's after midnight.	You know I hadda meet some people tonight --
takin' care o' business, honey.	Takin' care o' business -- it's after midnight.
where are you?	Takin' care o' business, honey.
man, i'm clean.	You made three sales to your roaches back there.  We had to chase you through all this shit and you tell me you're clean?
did you ever sit on the edge of the bed, take off your socks and stick your fingers between your toes?	Man, I'm clean.
no... yeah...	Did you ever sit on the edge of the bed, take off your socks and stick your fingers between your toes?
were you ever in poughkeepsie?	No... yeah...
i don't know what you're talkin' about.	Were you ever in Poughkeepsie?
did you ever pick your feet in poughkeepsie?	I don't know what you're talkin' about.
what?	Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?
ever pick your feet in poughkeepsie?	What?
i don't...	Ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?
what's your name, asshole?	Fuck you, Santa Claus!
calm down -- henri!  you must trust me -- this is an extremely complicated situation to which there is a simple solution if you do exactly what i tell you.  it's worth more money to you.	Goodbye.
my friend, i am not sure about what is going on -- but for me, i am finished.	Not quite -- you are in it whether you like it or not.  The police know you brought the car into the country.  This makes you an accomplice.
henri... i need one more favor from you.  i know i am imposing...	My friend, I am not sure about what is going on -- but for me, I am finished.
i wasn't looking.	Henri... I need one more favor from you.  I know I am imposing...
did they follow you?	I wasn't looking.
it is waiting for you in the garage.	Did they follow you?
did you pick up the car?	It is waiting for you in the garage.
henri c'est gentil d'tre venu.  je vous prsente mon associ, pierre nicoli.  henri devereaux.	Enchant.  Alain, j'ai rflchi  votre proposition et j'ai dcid d'accepter.
it's your problem.	It's yours too!
look, mr. charnier, you got to be reasonable.	It's your problem.
it has to be by the end of this week.	Look, Mr. Charnier, you got to be reasonable.
hell no -- my end is covered -- my associates just feel we ought to wait for a more opportune time to make the switch.	It has to be by the end of this week.
are you having trouble raising the half million?	Hell no -- my end is covered -- my associates just feel we ought to wait for a more opportune time to make the switch.
look, i'll level with you -- i need a little more time -- i got to shift gears.	Are you having trouble raising the half million?
you must take me for an imbecile. why do you think i asked you to meet me in washington?  i haven't spent five minutes in new york city without the company of a gendarme.	Look, I'll level with you -- I need a little more time -- I got to shift gears.
everything's smooth.  beautiful.  i will need a few more days though, the boys think we oughta cool it for awhile -- make sure there's no heat.	You must take me for an imbecile. Why do you think I asked you to meet me in Washington?  I haven't spent five minutes in New York City without the company of a gendarme.
twelve o'clock... yes...	Yes --
who's this --	... Salvatore?...
allo... salvatore...	Who's this --
i'm going to put them on the cat.	That's a relief.
are you sure it is dead?	I'm going to put them on the cat.
alain is the only man i know who can become as enthusiastic about a bridge as he can about a woman.	Not any woman, Marie.  Just one.
le sommes nous?	Non!
je n'ai jamais vu tant de srenit. elle m'a demand de tes nouvelles et si nous tions heureux.	Le sommes nous?
comment va-t-elle?	Je n'ai jamais vu tant de srenit. Elle m'a demand de tes nouvelles et si nous tions heureux.
formidable!  sans toi je m'habillerais encore en docker.  je suis pass voir franoise.	Comment va-t-elle?
regarde, il te va parfaitement bien!	Formidable!  Sans toi je m'habillerais encore en docker.  Je suis pass voir Franoise.
pour moi?	Regarde, il te va parfaitement bien!
mais non, c'est pour toi.	Pour moi?
avec a tu pourras le supporter.	Mais non, c'est pour toi.
regarde mon pcheur de baleine... tu sais il va faire trs froid cet hiver.	Avec a tu pourras le supporter.
encore du sho ping!	Regarde mon pcheur de baleine... Tu sais il va faire trs froid cet hiver.
oh alain!  c'est merveilleux!  tu me gtes.  je t'aime.  attends, je vais te montrer moi aussi ce que j'ai achet.	Encore du sho ping!
si tu veux.	Oh Alain!  C'est merveilleux!  Tu me gtes.  Je t'aime.  Attends, je vais te montrer moi aussi ce que j'ai achet.
je peux l'ouvrir tout de suite?	Si tu veux.
tu sais j'ai rflchi longuement  ton cadeau pour le voyage.  je l'ai choisi moi-mme.  tiens.	Je peux l'ouvrir tout de suite?
there'll be someone else.	What difference does it make? We'll be out of the country Friday.
he is not wrong.	Mmmmm.  That bastard who followed me on the subway, he's the eager one.
i don't know.  boca is scared. he's not strong enough.  he sees policemen in his soup.	He is not wrong.
but will they?	I don't know.  Boca is scared. He's not strong enough.  He sees policemen in his soup.
we must follow it.	But will they?
what happens to the schedule?	We must follow it.
i'm afraid they've become a bit... over-cautious.  our american friends.	What happens to the schedule?
j'ai pas confiance en lui.	Sois gentil avec lui.  On ne sait jamais.  Il peut te faire travailler  la tlvision.
une erreur!  c'est gnial.  c'est une vedette  la tlvision.  il peut aller partout sans tre souponn... en plus il a besoin de fric.	J'ai pas confiance en lui.
je crois qu'on fait une erreur de le prendre avec nous.	Une erreur!  C'est gnial.  C'est une vedette  la tlvision.  Il peut aller partout sans tre souponn... En plus il a besoin de fric.
il est en retard.	Je crois qu'on fait une erreur de le prendre avec nous.
il fallait le faire.	Il est en retard.
sale boulot.	Il fallait le faire.
look how gracefully they conceived that arch.  like a bowstring.  it was built from both ends.  with no support in the middle.  beautiful.	Mmm.
most new yorkers never notice it - most americans have never heard of it.	Look how gracefully they conceived that arch.  Like a bowstring.  It was built from both ends.  With no support in the middle.  Beautiful.
if this bridge were in europe, it would be on every tourist's sight- seeing list.	Most New Yorkers never notice it - most Americans have never heard of it.
it was built in 1917 - and was one of the two heaviest bridges in the world.  the arch is still the largest in the world.	Who financed it?
it's beautiful.	It was built in 1917 - and was one of the two heaviest bridges in the world.  The arch is still the largest in the world.
i got no music!	Fake it.
get up on the bar and show me how you work.  if i like it you don't have to go in.	You're for real?
what?	Get up on the bar and show me how you work.  If I like it you don't have to go in.
all right, get up on that bar and dance.	What?
you're in show business.	S'right.
gimme a break, mr. russo.  i'm in show business.	You're in show business.
what's your story?	Gimme a break, Mr. Russo.  I'm in show business.
that's in france.	Yeah, I know.
where's he from?	Marseilles.
i think so.  but they're in room 408.  on the fourth floor.	Where's he from?
this charnier guy.  he's in shipping?	I think so.  But they're in Room 408.  On the fourth floor.
and a mr. michael lowenstein, i don't know what he does.	This Charnier guy.  He's in shipping?
yeh?  who else?	And a Mr. Michael Lowenstein, I don't know what he does.
mr. and mrs. alain charnier, would be another.  he's in shipping.	Yeh?  Who else?
businessman.  owns a department store in des moines, i think.	Mr. and Mrs. Alain Charnier, would be another.  He's in shipping.
what's he do?	Businessman.  Owns a department store in Des Moines, I think.
des moines.	What's he do?
where from?	Des Moines.
a mr. paul ganapolos, he's here alone.	Where from?
names.	A Mr. Paul Ganapolos, he's here alone.
there may be two... no, three who could fit it.	Names.
no, i figure he stays here.  where's your registration?	There may be two... no, three who could fit it.
perhaps he's visiting a guest.	No, I figure he stays here.  Where's your registration?
there's nobody like that on six.	Perhaps he's visiting a guest.
he got off on six.	We have four rooms and six suites on six.  There's a man in almost every one of them.
i'm sorry, i don't know who you mean.	He got off on six.
morning.  sometime.	Whyn't ya stretch out on the pool table for a couple hours.  The kid comes in at six will wake ya.  A couple eggs and a beer is cheaper than keepin' a dog around the joint.
when ya go back on?	Morning.  Sometime.
a piece of ass wouldn't kill me.	When ya go back on?
yeah.  in the late innings.  ya look like a night's sleep wouldn't kill ya.	A piece of ass wouldn't kill me.
strike out, eh?	Yeah.  In the late innings.  Ya look like a night's sleep wouldn't kill ya.
i got this little chick i'm tryin' to hit on.  she's about 20, 21... i take her to jilly's last night and she's tellin' me about how she wants to settle down one day, get married... i says, "hey, this is 1971, baby, i'm just a dirty old man lookin' to score with some pussy."	Strike out, eh?
where the hell is it?	Where the hell do you think it is, potato head?
yeah!	Where the hell is it?
hey, mutch!  you want bacon?	Yeah!
why not?	Hey, Mutch!  You want bacon?
you want some eggs.	Why not?
they'll close you down if they ever get a look at those busted-valise broads you run with.	You want some eggs.
i hear the health department is going to close this joint for selling dirty beer.  i come by to help you carry out your money.	They'll close you down if they ever get a look at those busted-valise broads you run with.
what ya doin' out so late?  hidin' from the cops?	I hear the health department is going to close this joint for selling dirty beer.  I come by to help you carry out your money.
what about you, doyle?  who's the best fighter you ever seen?	Willie Mays.
nothing in there except a new york street map.	Tumble it.  One end to the other.
a bunch of lousy little spic car thieves.	Nothing in there except a New York street map.
that's crazy.  you lost the frog in the subway and you blew our cover. if they haven't moved already they're not gonna move now.	Walter, I can make this case if the Feds will get the hell out of my way.
yeah, we got the westbury covered like a tent.	The Westbury?  Balls.  I got him down at the subway at Times Square. What the hell's goin' on?  I make him coming right out of the hotel free as a bird.  Not a soul awake.
case?  so far i haven't seen a damn thing.	Bill, keep shootin' your mouth off and I'll knock you into the middle of next week.
look.  my partner and i found this case and i don't want no feds screwing it up.	Case?  So far I haven't seen a damn thing.
why don't you do the same, doyle? you look like shit.	Look.  My partner and I found this case and I don't want no Feds screwing it up.
christ you should o' collared him right there.	Who's on him?
same car.	Third time around.
four.	Same car.
timezit?	Four.
my ass.  the only reason you're in this is because you've got a big expense account for buying junk and you like to see your picture in the papers.	This is my case.  Get these guys off my back and let me handle it.
this fella nicoli's got a record in france, walter.  he's wanted for questioning in the murder of a french cop.	I say we keep sittin' on Boca.
what about sal?	We put him to bed for the night.
the guy's a frog -- i'm pretty sure. also he made me.  stayin' on four but went up to six -- cute.	The other guy's a frog too.  Checked in at the Edison.  Had a hooker sent up.
you want the red or the white?	Pour it in your ear.
throw 'em in the bathroom, will you? how good are the warrants?	Sixty days.  Here.  Don't mention it.
you got the warrant?	We also got Bill Mulderig and Phil Klein.
what happened to you?	The crazy kid handcuffed me to the bed.  With my own cuffs.
why not?	Let yourself in.
i can't.	Why not?
it's cloudy.  open the door.	I can't.
yeah.	It's Cloudy.  Open the door.
popeye.	Yeah.
we got information that there's no shit in the street -- it's like a desert full of junkies with a big score coming in to make everybody well.	This could be it, Walter.  This Candy Store guy, putting on a big show in a fancy nightclub with known connections all over him. Then on our own, after working the whole day and night, we tail him out to Brooklyn and sit on him for a week practically, and who do we come up with?  Joel Weinstock.  You gotta let us have it.
tell everybody we'll be back in an hour.	We're goin' now!  Goodbye.
i'm goin' check on this address in the bronx, if you're bullshitting me, it's your ass.	Tell everybody we'll be back in an hour.
what the hell am i drivin' for? i'm a first grade detective. you're a second grade guinea.	I'm wounded.  Oh, oh.
no sir -- this is where joel lives.	He was the bank on that shipment outta Mexico three years ago.
suspicion of what?	Makin' wine in the basement.  He looks like that wop stooge used to drive for the Fracisi brothers.
i think we oughta burn him on suspicion.	Suspicion of what?
toy wit' this will ya.	There's about a hundred years' parole time in there night or day.
make it alexander's, i like the toy department.	Toy wit' this will ya.
if that's not a drop or a pickup, i'll open a charge for you at bloomingdale's.	Make it Alexander's, I like the toy department.
monica?  who's monica?	A and A, that's all you're interested in -- Arrests and Ass.
come on -- just for fun --	Monica?  Who's Monica?
what for -- you wanna play hide the salami with his old lady?	Come on -- just for fun --
the greaser with the blonde.	What for -- you wanna play Hide the Salami with his old lady?
give who a tail?	The greaser with the blonde.
whatta you say we wait and give him a tail?	Give who a tail?
hunh-uh.  check the bread.  he spreads it like the russians are in jersey.	He probably sells insurance.  Owns a chicken farm in Hackensack.
no, you?	Hunh-uh.  Check the bread.  He spreads it like the Russians are in Jersey.
what about the last of the big-time spenders.  you make him?	No, you?
policy man in queens.	What about the last of the big-time spenders.  You make him?
who is that guy?	Policy man in Queens.
hey, i thought we come for a drink.	Who is that guy?
i make at least two junk connections at that table in the corner.  the guy is the stripe combo, i know him too.	Hey, I thought we come for a drink.
whip it out.	I make at least two junk connections at that table in the corner.  The guy is the stripe combo, I know him too.
drink this.	Whip it out.
come on -- one drink.  whatta you say?	Drink this.
some other time jimmy, i'm beat.	Come on -- one drink.  Whatta you say?
let's popeye around the chez for a half hour, catch the end of the show and a couple drinks.	Some other time Jimmy, I'm beat.
not a chance.	Let's popeye around the Chez for a half hour, catch the end of the show and a couple drinks.
never trust anybody.  you goin' sick?	Not a chance.
he coulda been white.	Never trust anybody.  You goin' sick?
never trust a nigger.	He coulda been white.
how'd i know he had a knife.	Never trust a nigger.
havin' trouble?  you're a dumb guinea.	How'd I know he had a knife.
who stuck up the laundromat?	How about that time you were picking your feet in Poughkeepsie?
forty dollars -- was $250.	Whyn't you get it dry cleaned and burned.
pass.	Forty dollars -- was $250.
this is what the tough guys are wearin'.  you know i only steal from the best.  it's bonwit teller.	Pass.
where'd you get this fag shit?	This is what the tough guys are wearin'.  You know I only steal from the best.  It's Bonwit Teller.
can you use a new suit for christmans?	Whatta you got?
hiya, jesus.	Can you use a new suit for Christmans?
hey, bo.	Hiya, Jesus.
for garbage?	For dead bodies.
it was a crematorium.	For garbage?
what was it?	It was a crematorium.
oh, it's been abandoned for years.	What was it?
what is that old building?	Oh, it's been abandoned for years.
i'm afraid the rest of ward's island isn't nearly as romantic - a pollution plant, a hospital, a training school for garbage men and that area over there, where the old cars are kept, prior to being processed for shipment to, among other places, the charnier shipping company, of marseilles, france.	What is that old building?
why is it called hellgate?	The river at this point is the most dangerous on the East Coast.  Years ago, hundreds of ships went down here.
two railroads as part of a connecting railway which provided passage from new england to the south.  it was actually the first railroad through new york city.	Why is it called Hellgate?
no.  many are involved in crimes and confiscated... or just abandoned. this is, as you know, your prime source of scrap metal, m. charnier.	Darling, may I have this one?
just for mistakes of parking?	No.  Many are involved in crimes and confiscated... or just abandoned. This is, as you know, your prime source of scrap metal, M. Charnier.
there are four auto graveyards like this one in the other boroughs, handling about a thousand vehicles a month.  those that aren't claimed are auctioned here once a month.	Just for mistakes of parking?
i'm straight, joel.  they haven't got shit on me.  look, i'm tellin' you, he'll take the deal somewhere else.	He could go someplace else with his sixty kilos of heroin and see how easy it is to pull together a half million cash.  He wouldn't find there was any hurry to do this kind of business.
which is why your phone lines are tapped and the feds are crawlin' all over you like flies.	I'm straight, Joel.  They haven't got shit on me.  Look, I'm tellin' you, he'll take the deal somewhere else.
i been damn careful up to now.	Which is why your phone lines are tapped and the Feds are crawlin' all over you like flies.
so whatta you want a badge?  it's your first major league game sal. one thing i learned, move calmly, move cautiously.  you'll never be sorry.	I been damn careful up to now.
joel, don't jerk me.  i spent a lot o' time settin' this one up.	So whatta you want a badge?  It's your first major league game Sal. One thing I learned, move calmly, move cautiously.  You'll never be sorry.
what am i, a shmuck?  what's the hurry?  he could see a couple of shows and visit the top of the empire state building.	Joel, don't jerk me.  I spent a lot o' time settin' this one up.
oh, my god!  what is that?!  why you showing me this shit!?  jesus!  jesus! get those away from me!	Nicky Moore.  Patty Ryan.  Mary Finelli. These names mean anything to you, asshole?  Julia Sullivan!  She mean anything?  She means something to me!
so, what'd you do about it, daryl?	Nothing.
so what?	So, what'd you do about it, Daryl?
let me tell you what i know, daryl.  you went to saint xavier with mary.  you lived five blocks from her.  you liked her.  but she ain't interested.  that must've hurt, huh?	So what?
what i know is what i told you.	Let me tell you what I know, Daryl.  You went to Saint Xavier with Mary.  You lived five blocks from her.  You liked her.  But she ain't interested.  That must've hurt, huh?
sexual assault, daryl.  five years.  but you got lucky, right?  you got away with something else.  something you figured nobody knows about.	What I know is what I told you.
no, i don't.	Well, I think you do.
you know what i'm saying.	No, I don't.
what are you saying?	You know what I'm saying.
you remember mary finelli?	What are you saying?
yeah.	You remember Mary Finelli?
you go to xavier high school, daryl?	Yeah.
that was over thirty years ago.  i paid for that and then some.	You go to Xavier High School, Daryl?
no, i think he's up in interrogation.	I'll go find Hayes.
where's the collar, in the cells?	No, I think he's up in interrogation.
just missed deleon.  hayes is up in the squad.	Where's the collar, in the cells?
they around?	Just missed Deleon.  Hayes is up in the squad.
that's deleon and hayes' collar.	They around?
i'm working with one of the victims outta brooklyn north.  you mind i take a shot at him?	That's Deleon and Hayes' collar.
yeah.	I'm working with one of the victims outta Brooklyn North.  You mind I take a shot at him?
you got a collar in here for the nightingale murders?	Yeah.
how do we get to the vault door?	There's a manhole at Canal and Bowery.
we gotta go underground.  get those guys out, now.	We tried.  Bulkhead door's rusted shut. Won't budge.
wish i was.  oldest part of the system down there.  we're on it, but it's gonna take awhile.	We gotta go underground.  Get those guys out, now.
you're shitting me!	Wish I was.  Oldest part of the system down there.  We're on it, but it's gonna take awhile.
switches are shorted out.	You're shitting me!
why haven't they killed the juice?	Switches are shorted out.
you okay, man?	Elvis has left the building.
gotta be another way up, frank.	Then fuckin' find it.  I'm going for the girl.
don't know what's behind it.	One way to find out.
it looks open on the other side.	Don't know what's behind it.
frank.  hey, man.  you alright?	I'm alright, Gibby.
stay with me, gib.  we're gonna do this.	I should'a been a fucking mailman.
frank.  we gotta go back.  frank...	Stay with me, Gib.  We're gonna do this.
hey, rookie.  be cool.  just stay with me.  this is what we do.	I seem nervous, huh?
oh, yeah.  damn.  my watch is busted.	Hey, Rookie.  Be cool.  Just stay with me.  This is what we do.
the game, graham.  the series?	Oh, yeah.  Damn.  My watch is busted.
baltimore?	The game, Graham.  The Series?
oh, man.  hope it ain't like this in baltimore tomorrow.	Baltimore?
hey, bud.	Frank...
then you gotta hide it somewhere. somewhere where nobody's gonna find it...for 29 years!  put it under the loose floorboard by the window!	I gotcha, I gotcha Chief!
the future guy?	Yeah, but, no kidding around, he's a good guy, a real good guy...
jules, i want you to say hello to somebody...  i'm on with john - that guy i told you about.	The future guy?
i'm serious.	So am I.
i'll be upstairs...if you want to play.	I'm serious.
i know.  he loves that thing.	No.  Not our Johnny.  I mean, it's Johnny...but not now...in the future.
i've been talking to johnny...on the radio.	I know.  He loves that thing.
honey, what is it?  just tell me.	I've been talking to Johnny...on the radio.
i've been talking to this...guy...this cop...on the ham...and, uh, he...	Honey, what is it?  Just tell me.
okay...	I've been talking to this...guy...this cop...on the HAM...and, uh, he...
there's something i gotta take care of. something i need to tell you about.	Okay...
wish you weren't.	Do you know how much I love you?
i'm off.	Wish you weren't.
he ain't the only one.	I'm off.
boy is he excited about the game tomorrow.	He ain't the only one.
i love you, bud.	I love you more.
one in each ear.  what would you do without me?	Probably marry some rich doctor and never have to work...
you give him his drops?	One in each ear.  What would you do without me?
i tucked him in at gordo's.	You give him his drops?
where's johnny?	I tucked him in at Gordo's.
frank...what's wrong?	Nothing.  I just wanted to see you.
frankie, johnny wants to say goodnight.	Sure.
it was under control, bud.  butchy's just getting tight in his old age.	Nothing wrong with old age, Frank...long as you get there.
he did.	It was under control, Bud.  Butchy's just getting tight in his old age.
did he?	He did.
butch called.	Did he?
the usual.	Butch called.
how was your tour?	The usual.
you didn't marry donna reed.	I'd go with you and Chinese take-out over her any time.
what's the matter, jules?  trouble workin' an eight hour shift, watching the kid and whipping up a little bolognese?	You didn't marry Donna Reed.
i think i ruined the sauce...again.	What's the matter, Jules?  Trouble workin' an eight hour shift, watching the kid and whipping up a little bolognese?
you alright?	I think I ruined the sauce...again.
damn.	You alright?
well, why not a little of the king?	Damn.
how about a little of the king?	Well, why not a little of the King?
hey, bud.	Hey, bud.
next time lets put some money on it.	Get him home safe.
you missed a hell of a game, frank.	Next time lets put some money on it.
frank.  we know.  we know it's shepard.	No kidding.  I'm on the corner of 65th and CPW.  Come get me.
satch, you gotta listen to me...	Frank.  We know.  We know it's Shepard.
deleon.	Satch, you gotta listen to me...
in the bottom of the 7th, weis is gonna hit a solo home run.  jones and swoboda are gonna score in the 8th.  the mets are gonna win 5-3.  go watch the game, satch.	Go watch the game?  Go watch the fucking game?  Frank, they're gonna make you for Sissy Clark's murderer.  It matches the Nightingale's profile.  You understand what that means?
frank, this is insane...	In the bottom of the 7th, Weis is gonna hit a solo home run.  Jones and Swoboda are gonna score in the 8th.  The Mets are gonna win 5-3.  Go watch the game, Satch.
the next batter, clendenon, hits one outta the park.	Frank, this is insane...
frank, please...	The next batter, Clendenon, hits one outta the park.
what if i told you that in the bottom of the 6th we're gonna be down 3-0.  and cleon jones is gonna get hit in the foot. it's gonna leave a scuff mark on the ball.	Frank, please...
how's that?	What if I told you that in the bottom of the 6th we're gonna be down 3-0.  And Cleon Jones is gonna get hit in the foot. It's gonna leave a scuff mark on the ball.
what if i could prove it to you, satch?	How's that?
are you listening to me?  you're in a world of shit.  an eye witness has you outside the dead girl's apartment.  we got your prints all over the place.  plus the fucking driver's license, frank.  you gotta give me something here. something i can believe.	What if I could prove it to you, Satch?
he's not gonna stop, satch.  he's gonna keep on...	Are you listening to me?  You're in a world of shit.  An eye witness has you outside the dead girl's apartment.  We got your prints all over the place.  Plus the fucking driver's license, Frank.  You gotta give me something here. Something I can believe.
frank, this is not the time to be worried about covering up if you had a thing with this girl.	He's not gonna stop, Satch.  He's gonna keep on...
uh, huh.	Satch, would you listen to me here.  Just you and me.  Can I talk to you here, alone?
as nuts as that sounds, yes.	Uh, huh.
uh, huh...  uh, huh.  and you got this from the guy you were talking to on the radio when i came in?	As nuts as that sounds, yes.
i swear, satch.	Uh, huh...  Uh, huh.  And you got this from the guy you were talking to on the radio when I came in?
okay, okay.  i need to go say something to julia and finish up with the guy on the radio.	You can talk to Julia.  Forget the radio.
i wanna be wrong here.  but we need to go to the precinct and talk about it.	Okay, okay.  I need to go say something to Julia and finish up with the guy on the radio.
no.  this isn't what you think.	I wanna be wrong here.  But we need to go to the precinct and talk about it.
415 greenwich st.  #302.  under the body of a murdered woman.	No.  This isn't what you think.
do you know where i found this?	415 Greenwich St.  #302.  Under the body of a murdered woman.
what do you mean?	Do you know where I found this?
about what?	Let's go.  Do us both a favor.
let's go outside and talk.  we need to do that.	About what?
no, i don't.	Let's go outside and talk.  We need to do that.
i think you know, frank.	No, I don't.
what is going on here, satch?  what are those guys doing out there?	I think you know, Frank.
satch, you gotta just give me...satch is here john.  you hear me?  satch is here.	I'm sorry, Frank, but you need to come outside.
john, hold on a second.  i'm in the middle of something important here.  you mind if...	Satch, you gotta just give me...Satch is here John.  You hear me?  Satch is here.
frank, we need to talk...	John, hold on a second.  I'm in the middle of something important here.  You mind if...
okay, i'm on it.  hey.	Hello, Frank.
lucky throw, fire boy.	Luck, my ass.
yes!  that's it!  you got it, you got it! way to go, chief!	I'm doing it!  I'm doing it!
wait...	I'm right here behind you...
you ready?	Wait...
daddy, daddy, i can't.	No, but we can.  We can do it together. Spirit and guts, Chief.
don't be scared.  this time i'm right behind you if you fall.	Daddy, Daddy, I can't.
i'm scared.	Don't be scared.  This time I'm right behind you if you fall.
daddy, come up and sing the baseball.	I'll be up soon, Little Chief.
daddy, i'm scared.	C'mon, Chief, show some guts.
don't think about falling, just keep pedaling.	Daddy, I'm scared.
daddy put the wheels back on.  i'm gonna fall.	Don't think about falling, just keep pedaling.
okay, start pedaling.	Daddy put the wheels back on.  I'm gonna fall.
i know.  sorry, dad.	Glad to hear that.
looks like two weeks worth of allowance, chief.	I know.  Sorry, Dad.
what's wrong?	I don't remember.  Why don't I remember?
wait.  something's wrong.  i don't...	What's wrong?
we did it, john.  we stopped him.	Wait.  Something's wrong.  I don't...
i'm here, dad.  i'm here.	We did it, John.  We stopped him.
yeah, dad.  what the hell is going on?	Satch is busting me for Sissy Clark's murder.  John...
john, you there?	Yeah, Dad.  What the hell is going on?
dad, what the hell is going on?	Just a minute, John...okay?  Don't go away.
what are you doing here, satch?  you off today?	Dad, you there?
you're telling me this maniac is a cop? what the hell am i supposed to do with that one?	Call the FBI.  Use a pay phone.  Don't give 'em your name, Dad.  Just tell 'em that it was Shepard who killed Finelli and Clark and the others.  That he's the Nightingale.
it's gonna work, dad.  we're gonna stop him.	Hang on.
right, now i need you to tape it up on the outside, where he touched it, so the prints keep.	Huh?
i got it.	Right, now I need you to tape it up on the outside, where he touched it, so the prints keep.
okay, okay...	I got it.
please, dad, just do it.	Okay, okay...
what...	Please, Dad, just do it.
listen to me, very carefully, take your wallet out, just touch it on the corners.	What...
how the hell am i gonna do that?	Listen to me, very carefully, take your wallet out, just touch it on the corners.
his prints.  you've got his prints.  i'll run them through criminal index.  you gotta get me that wallet.	How the hell am I gonna do that?
what?	His prints.  You've got his prints.  I'll run them through criminal index.  You gotta get me that wallet.
we got him!  dad you got him!	What?
in my pocket.	We got him!  Dad you got him!
he touched your wallet!  where's your wallet?	In my pocket.
no, he tossed the wallet, but he kept the license.	He touched your wallet!  Where's your wallet?
he took your wallet?	No, he tossed the wallet, but he kept the license.
he took my driver's license, john, he knows where we live.	He took your wallet?
what?	He took my driver's license, John, he knows where we live.
john, he's got my driver's license.	What?
i need you to believe in me.  to believe that we can do this.	John, he's got my driver's license.
johnny, i know, but...	I need you to believe in me.  To believe that we can do this.
but we can, we can do it together. spirit and guts, remember?	Johnny, I know, but...
i don't think i can.  i'm not a cop.  i can't.   i can't stop this guy.	But we can, we can do it together. Spirit and guts, remember?
i know...  but dad, you can't go back.  you didn't die in that fire.  and no matter what you do, nothing is gonna change that.  so all we can do is deal with this...and try to make it right.	I don't think I can.  I'm not a cop.  I can't.   I can't stop this guy.
this is wrong...it's like we cheated...	I know...  But Dad, you can't go back.  You didn't die in that fire.  And no matter what you do, nothing is gonna change that.  So all we can do is deal with this...and try to make it right.
no.	This is wrong...it's like we cheated...
yes it is...we did this.  we changed everything.  i've been having bad dreams, johnny. dreams where i die...in the fire.  i was supposed to die in that warehouse.	No.
it's not your fault, dad.	Yes it is...we did this.  We changed everything.  I've been having bad dreams, Johnny. Dreams where I die...in the fire.  I was supposed to die in that warehouse.
he killed her john.  he killed her and i didn't do a thing to stop it.	It's not your fault, Dad.
yeah, i think so...	Don't worry, Chief.  I'm not gonna let anything happen to her...no matter what.
you all right?	Yeah, I think so...
i'm right here, dad.	You all right?
john, you still there?	I'm right here, Dad.
john, say hello to my wife...julia.	H-hi.
hang on a sec, john.	You there?
wow.	Hang on a sec, John.
well, game five was the big one.  it turned in the bottom of the 6th.  we were down 3-0.  cleon jones gets hit on the foot - left a scuff mark on the ball. clendenon comes up.  the count goes to 2 2.  high fastball.  he nailed it.  weis slammed a solo shot in the 7th to tie. jones and swoboda scored in the 8th.  we won, pop.	Wow.
yeah, you betcha.	Well, game five was the big one.  It turned in the bottom of the 6th.  We were down 3-0.  Cleon Jones gets hit on the foot - left a scuff mark on the ball. Clendenon comes up.  The count goes to 2 2.  High fastball.  He nailed it.  Weis slammed a solo shot in the 7th to tie. Jones and Swoboda scored in the 8th.  We won, Pop.
you really wanna know?	Yeah, you betcha.
hey, what about the amazin's?  they pull it off?	You really wanna know?
we're okay...we're good, dad.	Hey, what about the Amazin's?  They pull it off?
what are we like in...1998?	We're okay...we're good, Dad.
didn't happen, we got enough problems down here.	What are we like in...1998?
what else, john.  it must be different, huh?  are people living on the moon?	Didn't happen, we got enough problems down here.
well they found out cigarettes give you lung cancer.	What else, John.  It must be different, huh?  Are people living on the moon?
tell me something good, chief.  tell me about the future.	Well they found out cigarettes give you lung cancer.
all right, i'm with you.  i just hope we know what the hell we're doing.	Tell me something good, Chief.  Tell me about the future.
coupla days ago they dug up a body in washington heights - mary finelli.  girl disappeared in '68.  turns out she was his first kill.  which means he probably knew her.  most serials know their first victim.  i'm gonna do some checking - see if i can put any of this together...	All right, I'm with you.  I just hope we know what the hell we're doing.
how?	Coupla days ago they dug up a body in Washington Heights - Mary Finelli.  Girl disappeared in '68.  Turns out she was his first kill.  Which means he probably knew her.  Most serials know their first victim.  I'm gonna do some checking - see if I can put any of this together...
dad, i think i may be able to get you enough information to make sure the da can nail this bastard.	How?
got it.	Dad, I think I may be able to get you enough information to make sure the DA can nail this bastard.
sissy clark, 190 riverside dr., apartment 3c.  tomorrow.  she's a nursing student.  paying her way as a cocktail waitress at the peppermint lounge, on west 63rd.  left work at two a m...killed in her apartment, between two thirty and five.	Got it.
whatta we do now?	Sissy Clark, 190 Riverside Dr., apartment 3C.  Tomorrow.  She's a nursing student.  Paying her way as a cocktail waitress at the Peppermint Lounge, on west 63rd.  Left work at two A M...killed in her apartment, between two thirty and five.
it's okay.  this is working.  this is gonna work.	Whatta we do now?
no.  i just kept talking to her.  there was a lot of guys in that bar - could'a been any of 'em.	It's okay.  This is working.  This is gonna work.
did you see him?  do you know who he is?	No.  I just kept talking to her.  There was a lot of guys in that bar - could'a been any of 'em.
i'll be damned.	Did you see him?  Do you know who he is?
what do i tell them?	Tell 'em there's a homicide in progress... cause by the time they show up there will be.
they'll question her.  whatever they tell her could change what happens.  no, i want you to follow her.  see if anybody's watching her, hittin' on her. i'm betting somebody's gonna walk outta that bar with her.  when they do, you call the cops.	What do I tell them?
why not just get the cops to watch the bar?	They'll question her.  Whatever they tell her could change what happens.  No, I want you to follow her.  See if anybody's watching her, hittin' on her. I'm betting somebody's gonna walk outta that bar with her.  When they do, you call the cops.
what if the radio stops working?  christ, what if i can't reach you again?	Then you get Mom the hell out.  But Dad, those other women weren't supposed to die.  We don't try to stop this guy, we're gonna live with that for the rest of our lives.
you ever talk to a victim's family?  the one's left behind?  they don't act like what you'd think.  there's panic and fear.  but mostly, it's like there's this logic problem.  and if they could only solve it, everything would be okay.  but if you look real close - look at their eyes - you can see it.  just a glimmer.  but somewhere they know.  they know their world is never gonna be the same.	What if the radio stops working?  Christ, what if I can't reach you again?
i do know.  i'm a cop.  this is what i do.	You ever talk to a victim's family?  The one's left behind?  They don't act like what you'd think.  There's panic and fear.  But mostly, it's like there's this logic problem.  And if they could only solve it, everything would be okay.  But if you look real close - look at their eyes - you can see it.  Just a glimmer.  But somewhere they know.  They know their world is never gonna be the same.
i don't know, john.  i'm a fire fighter. this is...this is different.	I do know.  I'm a cop.  This is what I do.
they will if they catch him in the act. you can make that happen, dad.  you can tail the victim and call it in at just the right moment.	I don't know, John.  I'm a fire fighter. This is...this is different.
so what should i do?  call the police? you think they'll believe me?	They will if they catch him in the act. You can make that happen, Dad.  You can tail the victim and call it in at just the right moment.
no.  nobody got...  wait a minute.  i might not know who he is, but i know where he's gonna be.  i got the case file.  we know what he's gonna do before he does it.	So what should I do?  Call the police? You think they'll believe me?
what can we do?  you don't even know who this guy is.	No.  Nobody got...  Wait a minute.  I might not know who he is, but I know where he's gonna be.  I got the case file.  We know what he's gonna do before he does it.
that'll never work.  they'll just think you're crazy.	What can we do?  You don't even know who this guy is.
i'll warn them.	That'll never work.  They'll just think you're crazy.
i don't know...  what about the other women?	I'll warn them.
i gotta take her away, john.  i'm gonna take your mother away.  he can't hurt her if i take her away.	I don't know...  What about the other women?
something we did changed the case...changed history.  mom wasn't dead.  but then after you didn't die in the fire something must have happened.  and this guy, this nightingale guy, he kept on killing...it was like a spree...seven more women.	I gotta take her away, John.  I'm gonna take your mother away.  He can't hurt her if I take her away.
what are you talking about?	Something we did changed the case...changed history.  Mom wasn't dead.  But then after you didn't die in the fire something must have happened.  And this guy, this Nightingale guy, he kept on killing...it was like a spree...seven more women.
he didn't just kill three women anymore. he killed ten.	What are you talking about?
whatta you mean...	He didn't just kill three women anymore. He killed ten.
dad, we did something.  something to make it worse.	Whatta you mean...
what kinda twisted animal.	Dad, we did something.  Something to make it worse.
there was this case.  a serial.  he murdered three women, all nurses, between '68 and '69.  the papers called them the nightingale murders.  they never caught him.  but the killings just stopped.	What kinda twisted animal.
murdered?  why?	There was this case.  A serial.  He murdered three women, all nurses, between '68 and '69.  The papers called them the Nightingale Murders.  They never caught him.  But the killings just stopped.
october 22, 1969.	Jesus Christ...that's...ten days from now.  How?
when?	October 22, 1969.
no dad, it happened a long time ago, a long time ago for me.	When?
she just died, your mother just died?	No Dad, it happened a long time ago, a long time ago for me.
she...she died.  it's like it just happened.	She just died, your mother just died?
whatta you mean she's not here?	She...she died.  It's like it just happened.
she's not here.	Whatta you mean she's not here?
what?  what is it?	She's not here.
it's mom.	What?  What is it?
what?  johnny, what's wrong?	It's Mom.
something happened, something...	What?  Johnny, what's wrong?
are you alright"?	Something happened, something...
dad...dad... there's... i need to...	Are you alright"?
right here, chief.  sorry i lost you last night.  damn thing keeps cutting out.	Dad...Dad... There's... I need to...
what, johnny?  what is it?	What it was like when you died in the fire...
dad, i gotta tell you this...cause you should know.  cause i still remember.	What, Johnny?  What is it?
i'm glad.	Dad, I gotta tell you this...cause you should know.  Cause I still remember.
it's hard to explain.  something happened today.  it was like a dream.  and when i woke up i had all these new memories. good times.  times we never had before.	I'm glad.
tell me.	It's hard to explain.  Something happened today.  It was like a dream.  And when I woke up I had all these new memories. Good times.  Times we never had before.
we're doing all right, dad.  we're doing good.	Tell me.
yeah.  i'm okay.  what about you?  i want to know.  about you.  and your mom.	We're doing all right, Dad.  We're doing good.
dad, you there?  you okay?	Yeah.  I'm okay.  What about you?  I want to know.  About you.  And your mom.
you're the voice of an angel, johnny.  if you hadn't told me, no way i would'a ever made it.	Dad, you there?  You okay?
yeah, it's me.	You're the voice of an angel, Johnny.  If you hadn't told me, no way I would'a ever made it.
chief?!  is that you?	Yeah, it's me.
dad...?	Chief?!  Is that you?
don't go.  don't go in that warehouse...	I don't understand.
tomorrow.  jesus...it hasn't happened. it doesn't have to happen.	Don't go.  Don't go in that warehouse...
but that's tomorrow.	Tomorrow.  Jesus...it hasn't happened. It doesn't have to happen.
october 12, 1969.	But that's tomorrow.
when?	October 12, 1969.
it did, pop.  it did.	When?
that can't be...that's not gonna happen.	It did, Pop.  It did.
it was an abandoned warehouse - hit by lightening.  butch told ma it was just one wrong turn. said it wasn't your fault.  you went with the training, with your instincts.  if you'd just gone left instead of right, you would've made it.	That can't be...that's not gonna happen.
on the job?	It was an abandoned warehouse - hit by lightening.  Butch told Ma it was just one wrong turn. Said it wasn't your fault.  You went with the training, with your instincts.  If you'd just gone left instead of right, you would've made it.
fire.	On the job?
why?	Fire.
i never knew you, dad.	Why?
what?	I never knew you, Dad.
i lost you.	What?
what are you talking about?	I lost you.
but you're not...you're not still here.	What are you talking about?
it's okay.  i'm still here, chief.	But you're not...you're not still here.
no wait, don't go!	It's okay.  I'm still here, Chief.
i think i'm losing you.	No wait, don't go!
what's that?	I think I'm losing you.
i'm trying to be, dad.  i'm tyrin'.  it's good to hear your voice.  i missed you...so much.	What's that?
you're still my little chief, right?	I'm trying to be, Dad.  I'm tyrin'.  It's good to hear your voice.  I missed you...so much.
too busy playin' ball, huh?	Nah, I gave it up.
no, not yet.	Too busy playin' ball, huh?
it's really you, isn't it?	Yeah...I think so.
i'm not doing anything.  look, i don't know what's going on.  but i swear on my life, i"m here at your old desk, on your ham, in our house, right now...in 1998.	It's really you, isn't it?
1998...?  this is wrong.  who are you? why are you doing this?	I'm not doing anything.  Look, I don't know what's going on.  But I swear on my life, I"m here at your old desk, on your Ham, in our house, right now...in 1998.
1998.	1998...?  This is wrong.  Who are you? Why are you doing this?
thirty-five?  that would make it...	1998.
i'm thirty-five years old.	Thirty-five?  That would make it...
you sound...ground up...?	I'm thirty-five years old.
wait a sec...there was something on the news.  something about this space anomaly.  i think they said it was connected to some storm in '69.	You sound...ground up...?
yeah, that's how hams work.	Wait a sec...there was something on the news.  Something about this space anomaly.  I think they said it was connected to some storm in '69.
sun spot?	Yeah, that's how Hams work.
we gotta be bouncing off the mother sun spot of all time.	Sun spot?
i don't know.	We gotta be bouncing off the mother sun spot of all time.
how could this be happening?	I don't know.
johnny...?	How could this be happening?
dad...?	Johnny...?
what if it's not...	Dad...?
that's impossible.	What if it's not...
you just burned the desk.	What's happening?
what?	You just burned the desk.
oh my god.	What?
nothing...i just spilled something.	Oh my god.
what's going on?	Nothing...I just spilled something.
i'm dreaming this.  shit, this is a dream.	I'm not dreaming.
what the hell...	I'm dreaming this.  Shit, this is a dream.
my dad's name was frank patrick sullivan, he was a fire fighter and a die-hard mets fan.  and every night when i went to bed he sang to me...  take me out to the ball game, take me out with the crowd...	What the hell...
29 years...?	My dad's name was Frank Patrick Sullivan, he was a fire fighter and a die-hard Mets fan.  And every night when I went to bed he sang to me...  Take me out to the ball game, take me out with the crowd...
29-years ago.	29 years...?
what?	29-years ago.
now you listen to me.  my name is john francis sullivan, i live at 1060 41st, where i've lived my whole life.  and i saw the first game of the '69 series at my uncle butch's house with my father...	What?
w...b...2...yxb.	Now you listen to me.  My name is John Francis Sullivan, I live at 1060 41st, where I've lived my whole life.  And I saw the first game of the '69 Series at my Uncle Butch's house with my father...
what'd you say your station...uh, your call letters were?	W...B...2...YXB.
what the hell does gordy have to do with it?	What'd you say your station...uh, your call letters were?
gordo, if this is you, so help me...	What the hell does Gordy have to do with it?
right...and i'm asking how you called the game.	Gordo, if this is you, so help me...
you're telling me your name is frank sullivan, you live in queens and you just saw the first game of the '69 series...live?	Right...and I'm asking how you called the game.
look pal, i'm just askin' how you...	You're telling me your name is Frank Sullivan, you live in Queens and you just saw the first game of the '69 Series...live?
is this some kind of joke?  gordo is that you?  are you fucking with me?	Look pal, I'm just askin' how you...
frank...frank sullivan.	Is this some kind of joke?  Gordo is that you?  Are you fucking with me?
what'd you say your name was?	Frank...Frank Sullivan.
uh huh...	What'd you say your name was?
you call your son little chief?	Uh huh...
oh, that was my kid.	You call your son Little Chief?
what'd you just say?	Oh, that was my kid.
sorry 'bout that.	What'd you just say?
what are you talking about?  i'm talking about this afternoon.	This afternoon?
wasn't too tough, buddy.  game happened almost thirty years ago.	What are you talking about?  I'm talking about this afternoon.
the world series.  you called buford's homer.	Wasn't too tough, buddy.  Game happened almost thirty years ago.
huh?	The World Series.  You called Buford's homer.
i been q-ing you all night.  how the hell did you do it?	Huh?
hello?	I been Q-ing you all night.  How the hell did you do it?
...wb2yxb calling unidentified station, queens.  cq 15.	Hello?
i'm right with you, man.  he's got the heart of a lion.  hey, how 'bout the first game of the series?	Yeah.  It was all over after Buford nailed Seaver's first pitch outta the park.
i got fed up with all the bullshit.	Fed up?  Lemme tell you something, in a 1000 years, when school kids study America, they're gonna learn about three things: the Constitution, Rock 'n' Roll, and Baseball.
what?	I got fed up with all the bullshit.
i don't really follow baseball anymore.	What?
sorry 'bout that.  so queens, you psyched for the series?	I don't really follow baseball anymore.
15-band closes down at night.  during the day you can chew the band with china if you want.	I can't believe people are still using these things.
i thought these things were for talkin' around the world.	15-band closes down at night.  During the day you can chew the band with China if you want.
whatta ya know.  bayside, born and raised.	I thought these things were for talkin' around the world.
queens, new york.	Whatta ya know.  Bayside, born and raised.
where are you transmitting from?	Queens, New York.
pal, my whole life's an emergency.	Where are you transmitting from?
listen, you can't broadcast without a license.  unless this is an emergency, you gotta get off the band.	Pal, my whole life's an emergency.
look, i don't really remember how this thing works.	Listen, you can't broadcast without a license.  Unless this is an emergency, you gotta get off the band.
are you licensed to broadcast, buddy?	Look, I don't really remember how this thing works.
name's john.	Are you licensed to broadcast, buddy?
wb2ykxb, who've i got?	Name's John.
uh, hello?	WB2YKXB, who've I got?
oh don't worry kid, i know where you live.  now i want you to go upstairs and write this down, buy yahoo. you got that space cowboy.  y-a-h-o-o. it's a magic word and i never want you to forget it.	You got a deal, mister.  I mean Santa.
i better give you my address then.	Oh don't worry kid, I know where you live.  Now I want you to go upstairs and write this down, buy Yahoo. You got that Space Cowboy.  Y-a-h-o-o. It's a magic word and I never want you to forget it.
gordo?	How'd you know my name, mister?
this is the space cowboy.  i'm an intergalactic traveler from the federation planet earth.	Gordo?
huh?	The Ham radio.  That's how come he didn't die in the fire.
cancer.  it was the cigarettes.  right? the cigarettes?	Yeah, lung cancer.  Ten years ago.
fire?  what are you talking about?  he had cancer, john.	Cancer.  It was the cigarettes.  Right? The cigarettes?
my father didn't die in a fire?	Fire?  What are you talking about?  He had cancer, John.
huh?	My father didn't die in a fire?
my father didn't die in a fire?	Huh?
longbranch...?	What?
john.  john, you all right?	Longbranch...?
how you feeling?	Better.
the warehouse.  buxton seeds.  it's tomorrow.	I know pal.  I remember.  Twenty-nine years tomorrow.
go in where?	The warehouse.  Buxton seeds.  It's tomorrow.
no.  i gotta tell him the address, so he doesn't go in.	Go in where?
c'mon, man.  get inside.  i'll come over. we'll play some nintendo.	No.  I gotta tell him the address, so he doesn't go in.
i talked to him gordo.  i talked to my dad.	C'mon, man.  Get inside.  I'll come over. We'll play some Nintendo.
sull!  what the hell!	I talked to him Gordo.  I talked to my Dad.
hey, ok if gordy uses your old gear?	I think it's somewhere in the closet... if you can find it.
hey, sull.  my cable's out again.	What the hell is that smell?
sully!  is that you?	Hey, Sull.  My cable's out again.
i'm not your uncle, kid.  gordo, what are you doing here?	Sully!  Is that you?
he ain't our guy, john.	Just cause he didn't want to look at the photos doesn't mean he isn't the doer. Not everyone fits the profile.
yeah.  sure.	He ain't our guy, John.
got a minute?	Yeah.  Sure.
what?	I'm just trying to figure what interests me more: the possibility that Daryl is the guy, or you making him absolutely the guy.
uh, huh.	What?
not the first time that's been true.  i'm telling you, i got a feeling about this guy.  this is the guy, satch.	Uh, huh.
so you figure the murders stop 'cause he's off the street.  then by the time he gets paroled, he's smartened up enough to control himself?	Not the first time that's been true.  I'm telling you, I got a feeling about this guy.  This is the guy, Satch.
i ran him through bci...got a hit. busted for sexual assault: march 22, 1970.  eight days after the last nightingale murder.	So you figure the murders stop 'cause he's off the street.  Then by the time he gets paroled, he's smartened up enough to control himself?
okay, lemme walk you through it.	Mind if I shake it off first...so's I can concentrate better.
which means he probably knew her.	This case just got hot.  We pull on this string...
april 16...?  that means she was the first.	Which means he probably knew her.
our lucky break.  mario id'd the dental. mary finelli...reported missing april 16, 1968.	April 16...?  That means she was the first.
that's what we need here, satch.  a lucky break.	That wasn't luck, Johnny boy.  That was smarts and ten plus on the job.
ten?  no.  i remember this case.  three. he killed three women.	What're you talking'?  You know better than anybody, John.  You've read this file a thousand times.
she makes ten.	Ten?  No.  I remember this case.  Three. He killed three women.
i'm sorry.  i just...you know...i...	And I'm tired of the I'm sorrys.  I don't need 'em.  What I need is a partner I can count on.  I care about you.  Not cause of me and your old man.  Not cause of your mom. But because of you.
this is getting real old, john.  and i'm tired up to here with it...	I'm sorry.  I just...you know...I...
another rough night, huh?  that it?	Yeah.  That's it.
maybe you outta lay off a little...	Gordo, I wasn't dreaming.  I talked to him, it was real.
you're not looking too good.	Whoa, I just...I just...
she made up her mind.  nothin' i do is gonna change it.	Nothing you're willing to do.
don't choke on your pride, sull.  you ain't ever gonna catch another one like that.	She made up her mind.  Nothin' I do is gonna change it.
yeah.  i just wish i'd told her how proud i was of her.	I'm sorry.  I didn't realize...  But she knew, John.  A mother knows what's in her son's heart.
then i'll bet she's real proud of you, huh?	Yeah.  I just wish I'd told her how proud I was of her.
i try to be.	Then I'll bet she's real proud of you, huh?
are you a good cop, john?	I try to be.
she's pretty special.	Are you a good cop, John?
you're mom sounds like she's got some smarts.	She's pretty special.
yeah...i remember.  i used to play cops and robbers but y-- ...my mom wouldn't let me have a toy gun.	You're mom sounds like she's got some smarts.
my six year-old here keeps telling me he wants to be a policeman.  right after he retires from the majors.  we just gave him a badge and a whistle for his birthday.	Yeah...I remember.  I used to play cops and robbers but y-- ...my mom wouldn't let me have a toy gun.
yeah, that's right.	My six year-old here keeps telling me he wants to be a policeman.  Right after he retires from the majors.  We just gave him a badge and a whistle for his birthday.
hey, future boy.  frank tells me you're a cop?	Yeah, that's right.
you work too hard, john.	Look who's talking.
i know.  i'm sorry.  work.	You work too hard, John.
oh, i loved it.  i wish you'd gone.	I know.  I'm sorry.  Work.
so how'd you like lion king?	Oh, I loved it.  I wish you'd gone.
close.	So how'd you like LION KING?
no kidd'n, he musta been pushing 90!	Close.
fine.  you know dr. schwartz retired last month?	No kidd'n, he musta been pushing 90!
so how are things at the hospital?	Fine.  You know Dr. Schwartz retired last month?
i'm sure everything'll work out.  she really loves you...	So how are things at the hospital?
yeah, those grad school applications are driving her crazy.	I'm sure everything'll work out.  She really loves you...
i'm sorry sam couldn't make it.	Yeah, those grad school applications are driving her crazy.
sounds good.	I'm sorry Sam couldn't make it.
i thought it'd be nicer to eat here.	Sounds good.
hi, this is julia.  please leave a message after the tone.	Hey, Ma, it's me.  Checking in.  Probably at work.  Anyways, I'll see you tomorrow night.  Love you.
fuck you, asshole.	It's a small world, Carl.  And I'm gonna find you.  Real soon.
you have the right to speak to an att --	Fuck you, asshole.
sullivan?	You have the right to speak to an att --
anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.	Sullivan?
who the fuck is this?	Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
you have the right to remain silent.  if you give up that right...	Who the fuck is this?
hell-	You have the right to remain silent.  If you give up that right...
who are you?	I'm the train wreck you didn't see coming.  And I'm gonna steal your life away.  You went down 30 years ago.  You just don't know it yet.
huh.	Talk about dumb luck.  Odds of anybody finding that girl, thirty years later. And then the chances of hitting a dental...forget about it.  Bets part is she's the first victim.  She knew the doer.  I'm betting those bones are gonna do a lot of talking.
no.  missing teenager.  disappeared thirty years ago.  found her bones last week.  buried behind some old diner, up by dyckman street.  mary finelli.	Huh.
no kiddin'?	No.  Missing teenager.  Disappeared thirty years ago.  Found her bones last week.  Buried behind some old diner, up by Dyckman street.  Mary Finelli.
as a matter of fact, i caught a case that goes back to your day...one of the nightingale murders.	No kiddin'?
i hear that.	As a matter of fact, I caught a case that goes back to your day...one of the Nightingale murders.
nah, just working the job.	I hear that.
a hot shot, huh?	Nah, just working the job.
the 2-3.  homicide.	A hot shot, huh?
no.  what house you work?	The 2-3.  Homicide.
i look familiar?	No.  What house you work?
yeah, long time ago.  i know you?	I look familiar?
you used to be on the job?	Yeah, long time ago.  I know you?
no.  no.  well, sort of.  in my heart. been dead 29 years.	Oh.  Sorry.  How so?
wife around?	No.  No.  Well, sort of.  In my heart. Been dead 29 years.
glad you did.  come on in.  buy you a cup of coffee?	Wife around?
just came by to wrap up over there. thought i'd say "hello."	Glad you did.  Come on in.  Buy you a cup of coffee?
that's an eyeball!  oh, god!	"He" wanted me to warn you.  Look at this, all of you!
i found this today.  there were other pieces of the body lying there, but i believe "he" wanted me to have this...	That's an eyeball!  Oh, God!
what is that?	I found this today.  There were other pieces of the body lying there, but I believe "he" wanted me to have this...
i mean, is there any place in particular where we can drop you off?	Drop me off?  How do you mean?
going?  how do you mean?	I mean, is there any place in particular where we can drop you off?
where are you going?	Going?  How do you mean?
my name is abel.  and i am my brother's keeper.	Where are you going?
you're all just jealous.	Actually, I have no idea what the World's Record is.  I was just kidding.
according to the guinness book, you passed the world's record several whacks ago.	I did?!  I broke the world's record.
... one thousand twelve... one thousand thirteen... one thousand fourteen... what's the world's record for this?	According to the Guinness Book, you passed the World's Record several whacks ago.
who brought up this bright idea?	We were looking for something to keep our hands busy.  It was either this or an orgy.  Vera chose this.  What're ya gonna do?
no more... i can't!	Yes, you can.  Come on, Shelly!
look shelly, you're my roommate and i like you... most of the time.  but you gotta stop doing these things.  now, i set this date up for you, didn't i?  so don't embarrass me.  when you meet this woman, just relax and be yourself.	Would you be yourself...  ...if you looked this this?
same thing.	Look Shelly, you're my roommate and I like you... most of the time.  But you gotta stop doing these things.  Now, I set this date up for you, didn't I?  So don't embarrass me.  When you meet this woman, just relax and be yourself.
i beg your pardon, i'm not an asshole.  i'm an actor.	Same thing.
dammit shelly!  why do you always have to be such an asshole!	I beg your pardon, I'm not an asshole.  I'm an actor.
do you want a beer or not?	Sure.
i'm going downstairs to get a beer. you want one?	What?
barely.	I'm going downstairs to get a beer. You want one?
hey deb... can you hear me?	Barely.
you're too clean for me.	Hey Deb... can you hear me?
i think it's called "a shower". you might try it sometime.	You're too clean for me.
what're you doin'?	I think it's called "a shower". You might try it sometime.
i vote for me.	I vote for the hammock.
that was the best yet.  was it you... me... or the hammock?	I vote for me.
think you can figure it out?	I'll think of something.
i know how to do it.  i mean, how do we do it in the hammock?	Think you can figure it out?
first we take off our clothes, then you get on top of me or i get on top of you...	I know how to do it.  I mean, how do we do it in the hammock?
how do we do it?	First we take off our clothes, then you get on top of me or I get on top of you...
how about you and i whacking a couple of balls around?	If you insist.
how about a roll in the hay?	You can play with yourself, 'cause I'm going in the house.
not now.  i'm cold.	How about a roll in the hay?
we haven't looked in the barn, yet.  let's take a look.	Not now.  I'm cold.
what're you doing?	We haven't looked in the barn, yet.  Let's take a look.
we'd be all alone.  we could do anything we wanted and nobody would see.	Sounds disgusting.  Let's go.
i don't know...	We'd be all alone.  We could do anything we wanted and nobody would see.
why don't we go take a swim?	I don't know...
what was that?	Where's Shelly?
breakfast?	No way.  We're pregnant.  Remember?
cool it, andy.	I didn't mean it the way it sounded...
so what would a weekend in the country be without sex?	Cool it, Andy.
what're you gonna do?	Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
will you come with me?	Be a man, man.
here.  go down the cellar and check the fusebox.	Will you come with me?
don't do that to me!	Here.  Go down the cellar and check the fusebox.
nothin'.  i was just foolin' around.	Don't do that to me!
what's the matter?!	Nothin'.  I was just foolin' around.
it's friday the 13th.	What's the matter?!
i can't even remember what day it is, man.	It's Friday the 13th.
i can't find the bong anywhere. can't you remember where you dropped it?	I can't even remember what day it is, man.
maybe we should do some exercise.	This is all the exercise I need...
that's the way it is, man. cellars are dark.	And Hell is hot, but I ain't goin' down there either.
it's dark down there.	That's the way it is, man. Cellars are dark.
i'm a slow eater.	I love you, man!
i'm gonna be sicker than all of you, man.  now i gotta spend the whole weekend totally straight...  i don't think i can make it, man!	Chuck... look.
destroy the evidence?  no, man!	Yes, man!
a hammock?	Have you ever made love in a hammock?
your bed.	A hammock?
what's this?	Your bed.
come on down!	You go ahead...
what are they saying?	I don't know.  I flunked Spanish.
i appreciate the fact that you worry about me, but don't.	Okay, we won't.  We'll just have fun, all agreed?
which one is it?	It's the last house on the left. She lives downstairs.
you know him?	Sort of.
could we move a little faster?	Sure, just watch where you're going.
when you dropped me off at the house, it was very late.  my parents were waiting up for me. as soon as i got in the door, they starting yelling and cursing at me.  i was so upset... i told them i slept with you.  my mothers slapped me.  that was the first time she'd ever hit me.  i couldn't believe it.  i ran out of the house and into the woods as fast and as far as i could run. i was crying.  they had destroyed the most beautiful night of my life and i wanted to punish them for that.  i decided to hide out all night.  they'd be so worried that they'd be sorry for what they did to me.  the woods were cold and damp from the rain.  i found a dry spot under a rotted oak tree and i guess i fell asleep.  all i can remember next is being startled out of sleep by the sound of footsteps.  i thought it was my father so i hid behind the tree. but the footsteps just stopped. the woods were dark.  i couldn't see anything.  i heard a cracking noise behind me.  i turned around and... and... oh, god... there was this hideous looking man.  so grotesque he was almost inhuman.  he had a knife and he started to slash away at me, again and again.  i was so hysterical and i don't know how i was able to get away.  i ran and ran, but he kept coming.  he was big but so fast.  he caught me and pulled me down to the ground and he... he... ripped my blouse off. i was screaming, but who could hear me?  then... oh, god... he dragged me by the hair along the ground.  i was kicking and yelling.  he dragged me deeper and deeper into the woods.  oh, please... please...	It's all right, you're all right. I'm with you.
you promised you'd never ask me.	After you left me that night, I didn't see you or talk to you again for a year.  No one would tell me anything.  All I know is what the police told me.  We have nowhere to go unless you let me in.  What happened?
what happened that night?	You promised you'd never ask me.
i'm trying.  i'm really trying.	What happened that night?
i don't know.  i don't see you for months on end, and when i do, you put this wall between us.  how do i break through?	I'm trying.  I'm really trying.
i'm here with you.  can't that be enough for now?	I don't know.  I don't see you for months on end, and when I do, you put this wall between us.  How do I break through?
and, what about us?	I'm here with you.  Can't that be enough for now?
... to prove something to myself... to prove i'm stronger than i think i am.	And, what about us?
why did you come back here?	... To prove something to myself... to prove I'm stronger than I think I am.
the quiet can fool you.  it fooled me.  you can never be sure of what's out there.	Why did you come back here?
what do you mean?	The quiet can fool you.  It fooled me.  You can never be sure of what's out there.
it's deceiving.	What do you mean?
you know, i'm not sure i could live anywhere else.  the nights are always so peaceful and quiet.	It's deceiving.
this is too painful to look at.	Why don't we drive over to the cove and watch the sunset.  It'll mellow you out.
let's spread out and check all the rooms.  outside, too.  you stay with me.	No.  I can look around by myself. I'll take the upstairs.
are you all right, shelly?	Let's spread out and check all the rooms.  Outside, too.  You stay with me.
shelly!  where are you?!	Are you all right, Shelly?
goldilocks and the three bears?	I'm serious.  Doesn't this look a little strange to you?
somebody was in here.	Goldilocks and the Three Bears?
no.  i got here just before you did.	Somebody was in here.
did you stay here last night?	No.  I got here just before you did.
look what i found.  remember these?	Did you stay here last night?
what?	Nothing.
this door was open just a minute ago, wasn't it?	What?
just slow down.  let me get to know you again.  let me get to know this place again.	Okay.  There's a whole weekend ahead of us.  There's time.
you're irresistible.  i lose control.	Just slow down.  Let me get to know you again.  Let me get to know this place again.
i don't know.	You're irresistible.  I lose control.
is that so bad?	I don't know.
you haven't changed a bit.  always so sure of yourself.  even when we were kids, when you wanted something, nothing could stop you.	Is that so bad?
hello.  how are you?	You haven't changed a bit.  Always so sure of yourself.  Even when we were kids, when you wanted something, nothing could stop you.
you can say... "hello, how are you?"... for starters.	Hello.  How are you?
i'm sorry.  i just wanted to surprise you.  what can i say?	You can say... "Hello, how are you?"... for starters.
you know what i've been through. don't ever scare me like that.	I'm sorry.  I just wanted to surprise you.  What can I say?
why?	You know what I've been through. Don't ever scare me like that.
derek... stop.	Why?
you don't to say it.  i can tell.	You're wrong.
i never said you were "nothing".	You don't to say it.  I can tell.
being a jerk is better than being nothing.	I never said you were "nothing".
i do like you.  but not when you act like a jerk.	Being a jerk is better than being nothing.
i just want you to like me.	I do like you.  But not when you act like a jerk.
you don't "have to."	I just want you to like me.
i have to.	You don't "have to."
why do you do these stupid things?!	I have to.
damn you, shelly!	Why do you do these stupid things?!
you've just learned a valuable lesson.  a beautiful girl like you should never go out in the dark alone.	Damn you, Shelly!
vera... you and i have had a chance to really get to know one another today.  i like you... very much.  i was thinking that maybe.	Don't say any more.
we're really sorry, but it wasn't our fault.	A few minor repairs and it'll be as good as new.
we had a slight misunderstanding with that motorcycle gang...  ... but shelly made them see the error of their ways.	It was nothing.
this has been on helluva beginning to a quiet weekend in the country.	Look at it this way... things can only get better... Right?
stop the car!  now!!	This has been on helluva beginning to a quiet weekend in the country.
bullseye!	Stop the car!  Now!!
you're the boss.	Bullseye!
no time to explain.  just listen. when i yell "stop," you jam on the brakes as hard as you can.  okay?	You're the boss.
what're you doing?	No time to explain.  Just listen. When I yell "stop," you jam on the brakes as hard as you can.  Okay?
just keep your eyes on the road.	What're you doing?
this is no time to celebrate!	Just keep your eyes on the road.
maybe.	This is no time to celebrate!
got any good ideas?	Maybe.
i don't see anything.	Keep looking.
just a dirty window.  next time, i'll know how to handle a situation like that.  let's just hope that "next time" isn't too soon.	Stop worrying.  I don't think they'll bother to come after us.
see anything?	Just a dirty window.  Next time, I'll know how to handle a situation like that.  Let's just hope that "next time" isn't too soon.
yes.	Gulp!
are they following us?	Yes.
please... be cool.	May be please have the wallet.
everything's gonna be fine.	Excuse me, but I believe that's mine...
is... is everything all right?	Everything's gonna be fine.
come on, shelly.  who else is gonna give him a lift?	Not us!  He's really creepy.
that scarecrow?  can't you tell how weird his is just by looking at him.	Come on, Shelly.  Who else is gonna give him a lift?
why don't you help us?	Uh... I guess I'm just not hungry.
faster!  eat faster!	Why don't you help us?
what are we gonna do?	Destroy the evidence, Pronto!
in that little thing?	Stick around and you'll see.
my whole world.	In that little thing?
what d'ya got in there?	My whole world.
you're shelly?	I'm sorry.
hi.	You're Shelly?
that's it.  pull over.  i'm drivin'.	No way...  ...I wanna rock!
will you hurry up!  i gotta get this fuckmobile back before horace finds out i took it.	Alright, alright.
go out and plug the cord back in.	What?  Who pulled it out?!
what?	Go out and plug the cord back in.
who's horace?	My friggin' stepfather and asshole- in-residence.
if this thing is burned out, friggin' horace will ground my butt.	Who's Horace?
great.  just great.	If this thing is burned out, friggin' Horace will ground my butt.
i thought that was the end of the song.	Great.  Just great.
don't worry about it.  just stay cool.	Stay cool?  You ain't Dirty Harry. Now stop it.
oh, jeez.	That's it.  We're driving this baby back to town... in reverse.
that's a freakin' fact.  least of all us.	Just drive.  He'll get out of our way.
that's right.  just drive toward him.  he'll move.  nobody wants to die.	That's a freakin' fact.  Least of all us.
we're gonna scare him?!	That's right.  Just drive toward him.  He'll move.  Nobody wants to die.
yeah... we're gonna scare him.	We're gonna scare him?!
why?	Why?  Because I've seen enough horror movies to know masked weirdos are never friendly.
darren, we better turn around.	Why?
you admit the sign did say "camp forest green," with an arrow pointing this way.	I admit nothing without talking to my lawyer.
well, who told me to take this cow path?	You admit the sign did say "Camp Forest Green," with an arrow pointing this way.
will you slow down?  it's hard enough to read this thing.	Well, who told me to take this cow path?
you just sit tight, jason.  once the authorities from carpenter get here, you'll...	Sheriff, you better take this.
whaddya mean?	Happy Friday the 13th.
he sure chose the right day to pull this shit.	Whaddya mean?
better get out the hefty bags... looks like our boy desperately wants us to believe his story.	He sure chose the right day to pull this shit.
i wish it was.	Better get out the Hefty Bags... Looks like our boy desperately wants us to believe his story.
is that all you found?	I wish it was.
maybe we better call that psychiatric clinic.	Better call an ambulance first.
i'm getting real tired of this maniac.	Maybe we better call that psychiatric clinic.
he really believes jason's still alive, doesn't he?	But that's no what worries me the most...It's how far he'll go to try and prove it.
it's kinda frightening to think that a kid like that can go so far over the edge.  jason really screwed up the poor sonofabitch's mind.	He really believes Jason's still alive, doesn't he?
ahh, nothing.	I could swear I heard...
of course not.  if he hasn't already accidentally pelleted himself, i'm sure he's lost.	Yeah, but the game's not over until it's over.
you don't know for sure.  what about roy?  nobody's seen him.	Of course not.  If he hasn't already accidentally pelleted himself, I'm sure he's lost.
come on, you guys!  the game's over!!	You don't know for sure.  What about Roy?  Nobody's seen him.
now wait a second!  i thought burt shot you.	See any paint?...  ...Sorry, guys, I did in Mr. Commando.  Survival is the name of the game, and that flag is mine.
....with a woman's touch.	Now wait a second!  I thought Burt shot you.
never should've let her play.	It's a damn company executive game, and she's a damn company exec.
you become a whole other person when you're out here, stan.  and i don't like it.	This is a man's game.  Requiring a man's cunning and intelligence...
yeah, that's fat too.	You become a whole other person when you're out here, Stan.  And I don't like it.
my ass.	Yeah, that's fat too.
that's your problem, larry. that's why your sales are always below quota.  your instinct to eat is stronger than your instinct to win.	My ass.
this is taking forever.  i'm starving.	That's your problem, Larry. That's why your sales are always below quota.  Your instinct to eat is stronger than your instinct to win.
once we nail roy, that's it. victory is ours.	This is taking forever.  I'm starving.
no.  no, it's not...	Yes, Megan.  Tommy Jarvis is a killer.  A very deranged boy who wants you to believe that...
daddy, what is going on?	And make sure my daughter stays put...  ...She's grounded.
rick.  keep and eye on our wacko kid.  i'll be back as soon as i can.	Daddy, what is going on?
can't you at least call the camp and make sure everything's all right?	We have!  Trying to track you down.  The phone there is disconnected.
...and i said, shut up!	All he's asking is for you to check it out.
i thought jason was only a legend?	He is.  Only Tommy wants to prove the legend is true...  ...You stay put.  And I'm not kidding.
not what...who.  seems your boyfriend wants people to believe jason has returned.	I thought Jason was only a legend?
what it is?	Not what...who.  Seems your boyfriend wants people to believe Jason has returned.
how do you know?  did you take his temperature?	You watch that smart-mouthing, young lady.
when you stop acting like one... tommy jarvis is a very sick boy. and you...	How do you know?  Did you take his temperature?
when are you going to stop treating me like one!	When you stop acting like one... Tommy Jarvis is a very sick boy. And you...
but, dad, we...	Megan, take your friends back to the camp.  I'll let you know if I hear anything about your counselors.
jason who?	Megan, get away from him.  He's dangerous.
come on, dad.  you could have rick drive down cunningham road and look for them.	Megan, my deputies have more important things to do than look for camp counselors with car trouble.
did you hear me?!	Yes.  And I said, hand me those padlocks.
whew...okay, hand me those padlocks.	Did you hear me?!
they did show up.  isn't that great?	I hope so.
lake forest green?	Crystal Lake...where the nightmare began.
it probably wouldn't have any effect on him.  the only sure way to stop jason is to return him to his original resting place, where he drowned in 1957.	Lake Forest Green?
are you sure this is gonna work? i mean, why didn't we bring that gun and just blast him away?	It probably wouldn't have any effect on him.  The only sure way to stop Jason is to return him to his original resting place, where he drowned in 1957.
wait a minute. i just...	I thank you for getting me out. But I gotta finish what I started.
sorry, megan.  not this time.	Wait a minute. I just...
okay, give it back.	Come and get it.
'cause it stinks.	Okay, give it back.
why?	'Cause it stinks.
no.	Why?
there...ya happy?	No.
so what are ya drawin'?	What's it to ya?
it's all over.	It's just beginning.
you got it.  just keep an eye out for roadblocks.	Okay.  There's one.
uh...yes.  but...	Then let's get goin'.  We can argue on the way.  You tell me what you need...  ...I'll make sure you get in.
didn't you say you needed some supplies to do this?	Uh...yes.  But...
what?	Hide it behind the gas station. Then we can get the hell out of here.
tommy, my father is out looking for you right now.  something happened tonight and he's sure you're responsible.  if he finds you, he'll...	I already have a very good idea what could've happened...  ...Megan, Jason is out there.  He has to be stopped.  I'm positive he's heading back to the lake area.  He'll keep killing until...
yeah, hi.  listen, i've got to talk to your dad.  about jason. i've got a plan.  i need to buy some things first but mainly need help to...	Tommy, my father is out looking for you right now.  Something happened tonight and he's sure you're responsible.  If he finds you, he'll...
but what i get scared again?	Shhh...You know what I used to do when I was a little girl when I got scared?
i'm sure cort and sissy are back in their cabins.  so you just go back to sleep and don't worry.	But what I get scared again?
but what if they try and scare us?	We'll scare 'em right back.
i can't believe no one called back.  i better...	Who ya calling?
that's debatable.	Huh?
are they grown-ups?	That's debatable.
well, grown-ups think it's funny to be scared.	Are they grown-ups?
why?	Well, grown-ups think it's funny to be scared.
you know what?  sissy and cort are playing jokes.  you know, trying to scare each other.	Why?
i found it outside.	You know what?  Sissy and Cort are playing jokes.  You know, trying to scare each other.
where'd you get this?	I found it outside.
...good.  so no more bad dreams can come around here, huh?	No more.
well, nancy, i'm paula... remember?  this is sissy, and we're gonna be right out there all night so nothing can hurt you. okay?...	...Good.  So no more bad dreams can come around here, huh?
nancy.	Well, Nancy, I'm Paula... remember?  This is Sissy, and we're gonna be right out there all night so nothing can hurt you. Okay?...
okay, listen...what's your name, sweetie?	Nancy.
no, he was real.  like on tv.	Okay, listen...what's your name, sweetie?
you mean you had a bad dream.	No, he was real.  Like on TV.
so what happened?	There was this monster.  He was after me.  He wanted to kill me.
what's goin' on?	I think somebody's messin' around out there.
he didn't say anything?	Yeah, he was gonna check out "things that go bump in the night."
i don't know.  he called somebody, then took off.	He didn't say anything?
i just realized something. where's cort?  i haven't seen him for hours.	I don't know.  He called somebody, then took off.
hi.  everything's all right now. we're here.	Yeah, we're here.
no...did megan say when she's coming back from her...visit?	Of course not.  She probably took him a loaf of bread with a saw hidden in it.  I still don't get it.  Why him?  I mean, he's cute alright, but...
why not?  i used to play it alone. i love murder games.  have you ever played the consulting detective?	No...Did Megan say when she's coming back from her...visit?
huh?  oh, come on, sis.  i'm tellin' ya, we can't play clue with just two people.	Why not?  I used to play it alone. I love murder games.  Have you ever played The Consulting Detective?
okay, okay.  i suggest that the crime was committed in the bedroom, by colonel mustard, with the knife.	Huh?  Oh, come on, Sis.  I'm tellin' ya, we can't play Clue with just two people.
boy scouting.	You gotta be kidding!
which is?	Boy scouting.
are you ready?  he's taken our young men off to teach them my favorites sport.	Which is?
so where's cort gone off to?	Are you ready?  He's taken our young men off to teach them my favorites sport.
it's just that darren and lizbeth are in charge of organizing and setting up the new campgrounds.	All the little kids arrive today. We're not ready to deal with that alone.
doesn't that tell you something?!	Yeah...They should've paid their bill.
you got me where you want me. there's no reason not...	If I had you where I really wanted you, they'd be pumping your ass full of formaldehyde.
with extreme car, for god's sake. if that kid is with her, there's every good chance he'll do something crazy.	Please don't do anything crazy.
don't concern yourself, martin. this boy needs treatment.  we're taking care of it.  sorry for the disturbance.	Jason's not in his coffin!  Hawes is!  Dig it up!  You gotta dig it up!!
i've seen it.	Please, Sheriff.  You'll see we dug it up.
i gotta show you jason's grave.	I've seen it.
i was going to call the clinic and have them collect your ass.  but i don't want you around here any longer poisoning my daughter, or anyone else, with your warped mind.	But they have to be warned, Sheriff.  Jason will return to the area that's familiar.  No matter what you call it, it's still Camp Crystal Lake to him.
yes!	No!...  ... You kids better leave.  This boy here is not well and I need to talk to him in private.
i sympathize with you kids.  the best i can do is call the station in carpenter and have them keep a lookout for them.	I got a bad feeling of what might've happened to them.
you're gonna be sorry you didn't listen to me.	You're gonna be sorry if you don't shut the fuck up.
either you go to sleep or i'll come in there and put you out.	You're gonna be sorry you didn't listen to me.
if you'd just go to the cemetery, you'll see i'm not lying.	Either you go to sleep or I'll come in there and put you out.
they were gonna!  but some asshole sent a lot of money to give jason and his mother a decent burial. now look, you just lie down and get some rest.  in the morning i'll call that clinic and see if they...	If you'd just go to the cemetery, you'll see I'm not lying.
why didn't you cremate him?!	They were gonna!  But some asshole sent a lot of money to give Jason and his mother a decent burial. Now look, you just lie down and get some rest.  In the morning I'll call that clinic and see if they...
no problem, rick.  come over and meet a former resident here, tommy jarvis.  he's got some kinda prank going about...	There's no time for this bullshit...
and you've been at some psychiatric clinic ever since, haven't you?	Yes, but they released me because...
yeah.  jason murdered them and...	And you've been at some psychiatric clinic ever since, haven't you?
aren't you the kid whose mother and friends were....	Yeah.  Jason murdered them and...
tommy jarvis.  we gotta do something.  he's even more powerful now that...	Aren't you the kid whose mother and friends were....
hold it.  whoa... what's your name, son?	Tommy Jarvis.  We gotta do something.  He's even more powerful now that...
jason is alive.  we dug up his body.  i was gonna cremate it and...	Hold it.  Whoa... What's your name, son?
don't piss me off, junior.  or i will repaint this office with your brains.	Jason is alive.  We dug up his body.  I was gonna cremate it and...
will you listen, dammit!	Don't piss me off, junior.  Or I will repaint this office with your brains.
now you better cool out a minute, boy.  you already almost got your head blown to pieces.	Will you listen, dammit!
mr. duke tonight i'm prepared to offer you your sum of one hundred thousand dollars, payable only after you provide american casefile with incontrovertible proof of --	-- yeah, yeah, yeah.  You just have your hundred grand ready.  For that you get the machete...the mask...the whole damn thing.
i understand.  however, our audience should be aware that you only charged forty thousand dollars to catch the idaho skin stretcher.	Skin stretcher was human.
-- look, just shut up.  let's cut through the shit.  you asked me here because you want me to catch and kill jason voorhees for ya'.  i'll do it, but it won't be easy...and it won't be cheap.  one hundred grand, non- negotiable.	I understand.  However, our audience should be aware that you only charged forty thousand dollars to catch the Idaho skin stretcher.
in the media, you've frequently been described as "salty" --	-- look, just shut up.  Let's cut through the shit.  You asked me here because you want me to catch and kill Jason Voorhees for ya'.  I'll do it, but it won't be easy...and it won't be cheap.  One hundred grand, non- negotiable.
yeah, that'd be a big shame...	In the media, you've frequently been described as "salty" --
well, let's hope not!	Yeah, that'd be a big shame...
they coulda danced a jig on it an' fed it to goats -- don't matter.  ya' can't kill jason by gettin' rid of his body.  he'll come back the way he always do, to drag the kiddies into the darkness and crush their little skulls -- maybe even your skull, mr. campbell.	Well, let's hope not!
-- but this time they bombed him and then cremated the body.	They coulda danced a jig on it an' fed it to goats -- don't matter.  Ya' can't kill Jason by gettin' rid of his body.  He'll come back the way he always do, to drag the kiddies into the darkness and crush their little skulls -- maybe even your skull, Mr. Campbell.
eight times.  they've burned him, dipped him in nuclear waste --	-- But this time they bombed him and then cremated the body.
eight times.	Eight times.  They've burned him, dipped him in nuclear waste --
how many times has jason been reported killed before, mr. campbell?	Eight times.
mr. duke, how can you claim that jason voorhees is not truly dead?	How many times has Jason been reported killed before, Mr. Campbell?
i'm here.	I'm scared.  I'm very scared.
steven...	I'm here.
save your...	Steven...
the what?	Save your...
you have to...save...jessica... save jessica and save the...	The what?
so let's talk.	No.  Not here.  Come by my house tonight at eleven.  Don't be late.
...but there just may not be enough time.  if you still care about her, if you still want to try to make things better between you two...we should talk.	So let's talk.
diana -- you heard from jessica lately?	Yes.
i know everything about you, diana.	That's it, we're done.
you need to leave.	I know everything about you, Diana.
you know what i want.  you know why i need you.	You need to leave.
what do you want?	You know what I want.  You know why I need you.
then maybe i should offer it to your daughter...	What do you want?
look, i don't want your money!	Then maybe I should offer it to your daughter...
thirty.  name your price.  everyone has a price, what's yours?	Look, I don't want your money!
look --	Thirty.  Name your price.  Everyone has a price, what's yours?
twenty.	Look --
no, i --	Twenty.
you know he's not...and he's coming for you.	You food'll be right out.
jason voorhees is dead.	You know he's not...and he's coming for you.
i'm going to kill jason voorhees -- and i need you to help me.	Jason Voorhees is dead.
i'm kind of busy right now...	I'm going to kill Jason Voorhees -- and I need you to help me.
i need to talk to you.	I'm kind of busy right now...
i know who you are.	I need to talk to you.
anything else?	Yes.
hello...	June the 19th.
what's the problem here?	N...nothing.
i gotta get back to work.	Okay, I'll call you later.
okay.  so how is jessica?  you talked to her lately?	Yeah, she's good, considering. That kid just takes everything in stride.
ed...	Okay.  So how is Jessica?  You talked to her lately?
steven buggin' you?	Do you have to ask?
not so bad, today.	Steven buggin' you?
legs giving you trouble?	Not so bad, today.
it's going.	Legs giving you trouble?
everything going okay?	It's going.
good night, beautiful.	'Night, Josh.
okay.	Good night, beautiful.
everything'll work out.  trust me on that.	Okay.
so's he and he knows it.	Everything'll work out.  Trust me on that.
i'm just too old for going steady, josh.	So's he and he knows it.
listen...don't you worry about ed. he'll come around.  he's too good a sheriff to let you give him the slip.	I'm just too old for going steady, Josh.
it's...it's all right.	Listen...don't you worry about Ed. He'll come around.  He's too good a Sheriff to let you give him the slip.
sorry, di.  i was just going to my car.  i didn't mean to frighten you...	It's...It's all right.
jesus!	Sorry, Di.  I was just going to my car.  I didn't mean to frighten you...
lock this asshole up.	You think you can lock me up in this piss-ass prison?  Hell, this place is motel fuckin' six to me.
information like that is very expensive and you don't have the balls to pay the price.	Lock this asshole up.
tell me!	Information like that is very expensive and you don't have the balls to pay the price.
sorry.	Tell me!
tell me.	Sorry.
for a good reason.	Tell me.
why did you want her body?	For a good reason.
where the fuck is she, duke?!	That's what I'd like to know.
that's very colorful, chief.	Take him to my car.  I'll be out in a minute.
i know who you are and the last thing we need around here is some freak show "bounty hunter" making trouble. i want you outta town and i want you outta town now!	That's very colorful, chief.
careful, chief.  i don't think you know who i am.	I know who you are and the last thing we need around here is some freak show "bounty hunter" making trouble. I want you outta town and I want you outta town now!
goddamnit!	Careful, Chief.  I don't think you know who I am.
she's your lady only cause she ain't had a taste of the duke yet.	Goddamnit!
you're talking about my lady.	She's your lady only cause she ain't had a taste of the Duke yet.
why don't you blow me, chief.  after your girlfriend gets through.	You're talking about my lady.
get up!	Why don't you blow me, Chief.  After your girlfriend gets through.
maybe you should mind your own business.	Get up!
maybe you should be moving on.	Maybe you should mind your own business.
does he know about what happened?	Yeah.  Sit down a second.  There's something I need to tell you about Steven...
i was going to, i was going to tell everyone.  i just...didn't expect to be back here so soon.  is steven around?	Does he know about what happened?
why didn't you tell me?	I was going to, I was going to tell everyone.  I just...didn't expect to be back here so soon.  Is Steven around?
her name's stephanie.	She's yours?
she's beautiful.	Her name's Stephanie.
jessica, i'm so sorry.  i...i wanted to have this cleaned up before you got here.	That's all right.  I was just...
i'm gonna get your outta this.  just hang tight.  okay?	Okay.
what am i gonna do -- i'm locked up in a friggin' cell?!	I'm gonna get your outta this.  Just hang tight.  Okay?
don't do anything stupid.	What am I gonna do -- I'm locked up in a friggin' cell?!
okay.	Don't do anything stupid.
i'll be back later.  you just be cool, okay.	Okay.
are you crazy?!	I know, I know, I'm sorry but the Sheriff is just berserk right now. C'mon.
i'm sorry.  i have to bring you to a cell.	Are you crazy?!
well?	I'm sorry.  I have to bring you to a cell.
yeah...	Gotta go.  See you guys later.
wanna know how i did that?	Yeah...
randy, c'mon!	Have a good night.
sorry, i'm working now.  you see, i have a job...	Randy, c'mon!
randy, you dipshit!  take these off!	Sorry, I'm working now.  You see, I have a job...
i'm now begging you.	Listen, since I got you on the phone -- ask the guys there if they wanna chip in for a hooker.  I'll send her right over.  Her name is Vicki.
yeah, well somebody fucked her and if i find out it was you, i'm gonna come over there and shoot you in the head.	I'm now begging you.
oh my god, steven.	Yeah, well somebody fucked her and if I find out it was you, I'm gonna come over there and shoot you in the head.
is this anthony?...yeah, well, i just have one question for you, anthony -- did you fuck my dog?	Oh my God, Steven.
oh, c'mon, would you stop, please?	Is this Anthony?...Yeah, well, I just have one question for you, Anthony -- did you fuck my dog?
...and it's now ringing...ringing... and -- hello? anthony's pizzeria? yeah, this is officer randy parker over at the station.	Oh, c'mon, would you stop, please?
steven, c'mon, we're not thirteen...	Next, you dial a number.
showing vicki what she missed out on by being such a dull kid.  now, the first thing you need in making a prank call is, of course, a phone.  this one, for instance.	Steven, c'mon, we're not thirteen...
what are you doing?	Showing Vicki what she missed out on by being such a dull kid.  Now, the first thing you need in making a prank call is, of course, a phone.  This one, for instance.
it was a community service.	Absolutely.  The church even sent me an autographed picture of God.  Ward!
i mean, how can you go through life without never having made a prank call?	Hell, when Steven was a kid, he was like, having strippers delivered to church Bingos and shit.
jesus, steven, that's...that's really lovely.	I mean, how can you go through life without never having made a prank call?
she did have a miscarriage, didn't she?  didn't she?!	Oh, you stupid, sorry son-of-a- bitch...
my god...you are one sorry son-of-a- bitch.	She did have a miscarriage, didn't she?  Didn't she?!
she did!	My God...you are one sorry son-of-a- bitch.
-- miscarriage?!  who the fuck told you jessica had a miscarriage?!	She did!
no -- she left me!  after her miscarriage, i --	-- Miscarriage?!  Who the fuck told you Jessica had a miscarriage?!
you call what you did bad?!  you knocked her up and then left her!	No -- she left me!  After her miscarriage, I --
-- bad?!	You call what you did bad?!  You knocked her up and then left her!
look, i know i treated her bad --	-- Bad?!
that's a lie.  diana would never talk to you about jessica.  not after what you did to her.	Look, I know I treated her bad --
about jessica.	That's a lie.  Diana would never talk to you about Jessica.  Not after what you did to her.
about what?	About Jessica.
she asked me to come over.  she said she had something to tell me.	About what?
then why were you at her house?!  she didn't want anything to do with you.	She asked me to come over.  She said she had something to tell me.
i didn't kill her!	Then why were you at her house?!  She didn't want anything to do with you.
you don't know shit!	I didn't kill her!
i know what it sounds like.	You don't know shit!
the truth?  that josh, a man i've trusted with my own life on more than one occasion -- let me see if i've got the order right here -- tried to rape diana...got the back of his head blown off...took a poker through the gut...fell through a plate glass window and then magically disappeared into the night.	I know what it sounds like.
i've told you the truth.	The truth?  That Josh, a man I've trusted with my own life on more than one occasion -- let me see if I've got the order right here -- tried to rape Diana...got the back of his head blown off...took a poker through the gut...fell through a plate glass window and then magically disappeared into the night.
until i hear the truth.	I've told you the truth.
how many times do you want to hear this?	Until I hear the truth.
oh, my dear god...	He was dead.  He had to be dead...
ten dollars! hell, i can't do that to you -- you can have her for a pizza.	A pizza?!
i'm literally going to kill you!	Ten dollars! Hell, I can't do that to you -- you can have her for a pizza.
she's a waitress at joey b's but she needs some extra cash.  ward's the pimp.	I'm literally going to kill you!
steven!	She's a waitress at Joey B's but she needs some extra cash.  Ward's the pimp.
that's disgusting.	Disgusting?  Bingo night was sold out for six months after that!  They raised enough money to build a day care center.
i mean really never.	I'm sorry to hear that.  A famous man once said -- there is no worse regret then a temptation resisted.
you mean never as in really never, or never as in it was just so stupid you don't want to tell us about it?	I mean really never.
never.	You mean never as in really never, or never as in it was just so stupid you don't want to tell us about it?
what do you mean you've never made a prank call?	Never.
so what else is new?  look eva, you're asking the wrong dude to feel sorry for tamara mason. wise up -- it's not hip to be her friend.	I don't care about being hip anymore.
but she might be in trouble...	So what else is new?  Look Eva, you're asking the wrong dude to feel sorry for Tamara Mason. Wise up -- it's not hip to be her friend.
no. and i'm not losing any sleep over it.	But she might be in trouble...
have you seen tamara?	No. And I'm not losing any sleep over it.
jason...voorhees?	Have you seen Tamara?
the captain's been murdered. the buzz is that jason might be on board.	Jason...Voorhees?
what's going on? i heard on the p.a. system that...	The Captain's been murdered. The buzz is that Jason might be on board.
i think i'll pass. see you later, okay?	But...wait a minute!
time to check out the waiters.	I think I'll pass. See you later, okay?
yeah.	Time to check out the waiters.
that was truly excellent.	Yeah.
what are you going to do?	Relax, I've got McCulloch covered... but that little narcing bitch niece of his is a different matter.  Rumor has it she's a teensy bit afraid of the water...
i have her in creative writing and she's fairly nice.	Nobody related to McCulloch can be nice.
a real space cadet. i wonder if she'll narc on us...	I have her in Creative Writing and she's fairly nice.
i guess not.	Do you realize how many people would kill to be sitting here right now? Come on, it's grad night. You've got your whole life to be uptight.
you're talking to the prom queen, eva. do you really think i'm going to risk getting caught?	I guess not.
it's not that, it's just that...  it i get caught, i'll lose my science scholarship and everything.	You're talking to the prom queen, Eva. Do you really think I'm going to risk getting caught?
what? don't be a lightweight...this is top dollar toot.	It's not that, it's just that...  It I get caught, I'll lose my science scholarship and everything.
no thanks.	What? Don't be a lightweight...this is top dollar toot.
sounds good. i hear there's a shuffleboard court on deck -- it might be kinds cool...	You're joking, right?
i think it's time for some recreational activity, girl.	Sounds good. I hear there's a shuffleboard court on deck -- it might be kinds cool...
my parents are open minded about that sort of thing.	My stepmom couldn't care less, but Daddy would have a shit fit.  He might even pay some attention to me.
he's undefeated, you know that?  julius is the only senior i'd even consider doing it with. if he wasn't black, that is.	My parents are open minded about that sort of thing.
what are you going to do?	Improvise, of course.
a major prick.	What are you going to do?
he bought you that?	More or less. It's part of my college fund.
it's my graduation gift from daddy. it cost over a thousand bucks but it's the best.	He bought you that?
i'm sure we'll have no problem getting them to party with us...especially with this.	It's my graduation gift from Daddy. It cost over a thousand bucks but it's the best.
really?	I'm sure we'll have no problem getting them to party with us...especially with this.
i hear the crew members are cute guys in their twenties.	Really?
and i'll never do it again. forgive me?	No.
and you'll never do it again.	And I'll never do it again. Forgive me?
all right, all right -- i'm a major ass.	And you'll never do it again.
did you hear that?	Hear what?
right.	So there's no reason for him to come back because there won't be any of us around...right?
i mean, lakeview high just closed its doors for good, right?	Right.
right.	I mean, Lakeview High just closed its doors for good, right?
tell me.	There's nothing to worry about, Suzy. The guy's dead now, somewhere at the bottom of this lake...if you believe the stories.  Let's drop it, okay?
never mind, you don't want to know about it.	Tell me.
what murders?	Never mind, you don't want to know about it.
what's wrong?	Nothing.
well...how do you feel?	Ask me in about five minutes.
jason's here in new york.	Don't be ridiculous!
dear christ...	We have to get off this ship!!
this is jason's fault!	Not another word, do you hear me??
she never should've set foot on this ship. this is your fault!	This is Jason's fault!
what's that?	The fire alarm...
she's...she's dropping the anchors. i thought the coast guard could find us easier if...	What?? You sent her out there with a murderer running around loose??
christ...where's rennie??	She's...she's dropping the anchors. I thought the Coast Guard could find us easier if...
where's the radio?	It's...dead.
but i thought...	She changed her mind.  Let's see...Mr. Wolfe is in stateroom one-eleven and you, Mr. Robertson, are in two-twenty-five.
rennie's not coming.	But I thought...
which cabin is rennie in, mr. mcculloch?	Rennie's not coming.
that's it. you're not setting foot off this ship until we return home.	But I haven't even shown you my biology project...
i packed it. just for us.	That's it. You're not setting foot off this ship until we return home.
where did you get that alcohol?	I packed it. Just for us.
they're out of town.	Then I'll make sure you remain on board while your classmates see the sights.
i'11 be coming around your stateroom in exactly fifteen minutes, miss mason. you'd better have your biology project ready or i'm phoning your parents.	They're out of town.
what are you doing in here?	Nothing.
all right. but if it mysteriously disappears en route, i'll have you sent back home the minute we dock. understood?	Perfectly.
i don't think that's such a safe idea	My niece's life hangs in the balance right now!! Every second counts.
everyone split up -- we'll cover more ground that way.	I don't think that's such a safe idea
there must be a phone around here somewhere.	A wonderful choice of places to dock a boat, Mr. Robertson.
what did you do with rennie??	Nothing! I went to her cabin and...
what are you talking about?	Use some common sense! Setting off a fire alarm causes panic...the same kind of panic caused by suggesting Jason Voorhees is on board.  Enough is enough.
i doubt very much that one even exists.	What are you talking about?
he's doing the best he can, charles.	He's the son of the Captain, for Chrissakes. You'd think he'd be able to operate this thing!
she's locked safe in her room, no thanks to either of you.  has he brought it back on course yet?	He's doing the best he can, Charles.
did you find rennie?	She's locked safe in her room, no thanks to either of you.  Has he brought it back on course yet?
but that doesn't prove that he's the one!	Walking corpses are not real!
that lunatic has been spouting off about jason since we boarded...  it's no coincidence.	But that doesn't prove that he's the one!
what are you doing??	That lunatic has been spouting off about Jason since we boarded...  It's no coincidence.
i demand to know what is going on...	Oh dear God...
i thought i told you to stay away from her.	Where is she?
she's fine, charles. take it easy...	Oh, I can see that. You've done a wonderful job of supervising the kids, Miss Van Deusen.
i'm her legal guardian, not you or anybody else, and i alone know what's best for her. end of discussion.	No, I think it's just the beginning.
and she sure doesn't have one now, either. she needs to live.	I'm her legal guardian, not you or anybody else, and I alone know what's best for her. End of discussion.
she doesn't know what she wants. she's never had a stable life.	And she sure doesn't have one now, either. She needs to live.
and neither do you. it's up to rennie to decide what she wants to do.	She doesn't know what she wants. She's never had a stable life.
you have no right...	And neither do you. It's up to Rennie to decide what she wants to do.
charles, there's someone else coming along too.	You have no right...
let's go -- we're running two minutes late.	Charles, there's someone else coming along too.
don't be. they probably decided to explore each other rather than new york.	Let's go -- we're running two minutes late.
jim miller and suzy donaldson never showed up. i'm a little concerned.	Don't be. They probably decided to explore each other rather than New York.
hello, charles. has everyone checked in?	Jim Miller and Suzy Donaldson never showed up. I'm a little concerned.
i...i can't...	You can and you will! Swim, Rennie!
you're telling a lie.	Am I? Let's find out.
oh, he is indeed. and ready to pull down anybody who falls in and can't swim.	You're telling a lie.
he is not.	Oh, he is indeed. And ready to pull down anybody who falls in and can't swim.
he never learned how either and he's still at the bottom of this lake.	He is not.
you've been coming out here every summer for the last three years, young lady, and you still haven't learned how.	I'll take some lessons this time. I promise.
perfect for a swim, isn't it?	You've been coming out here every summer for the last three years, young lady, and you still haven't learned how.
what a beautiful day.	Perfect for a swim, isn't it?
you pushed me...	I was only trying to teach you. But I pulled you out, Rennie. I saved your life.
i...i can't...	You can and you will!!
get in the boat, rennie!	I...I can't...
i'm not staying in my room, uncle charles.	This isn't a request.
whatever you've been...imagining... has nothing to do with jason voorhees.  i want you to be safe, rennie. that's all i care about.	I'm not staying in my room, Uncle Charles.
but what about the drowning boy i've been seeing?	Whatever you've been...imagining... has nothing to do with Jason Voorhees.  I want you to be safe, Rennie. That's all I care about.
i refuse to discuss this ridiculous notion that a ghoul is terrorizing this ship.	But what about the drowning boy I've been seeing?
can't we at least talk about it?	I refuse to discuss this ridiculous notion that a ghoul is terrorizing this ship.
but sean said...	I'm the one you should be listening to! Do you think dropping an anchor in the middle of a storm makes any sense whatsoever?
you had me worried to death!	But Sean said...
facing your fear doesn't always conquer it.	I'm staying.
i don't even know why i'm afraid, uncle charles. i can't even remember when it started. don't you think it's time i found out and got over it?	Facing your fear doesn't always conquer it.
why are you doing this to yourself?	I don't even know why I'm afraid, Uncle Charles. I can't even remember when it started. Don't you think it's time I found out and got over it?
she didn't push me into coming.	Why are you doing this to yourself?
if miss van deusen knew how afraid you were of...	She didn't push me into coming.
i'm staying.	If Miss Van Deusen knew how afraid you were of...
you're making a big mistake, rennie. it's not too late to put you back on land.	I'm staying.
no. it was just a normal summer. i've never been able to figure it out.	Only one young boy ever drowned in that lake, and that was before you were even born. His name was Jason Voorhees.
did you have an accident in the lake?	No. It was just a normal summer. I've never been able to figure it out.
after your parents passed away?	Did you have an accident in the lake?
about four years ago...at crystal lake. i spent a few summers there with uncle charles inbetween boarding school.	After your parents passed away?
when did this start?	About four years ago...at Crystal Lake. I spent a few summers there with Uncle Charles inbetween boarding school.
whenever i get near the water, i see this young boy drowning. he tries to pull me down with him.	When did this start?
maybe not. but you're not telling me everything, are you?	Whenever I get near the water, I see this young boy drowning. He tries to pull me down with him.
it's not that simple.	Maybe not. But you're not telling me everything, are you?
i had a skiing accident in high school, broke my left leg. it took three winters before i would even look at the snow again...but the solution kept eluding me.  i finally took lessons. i've never broken a bone since.	It's not that simple.
i gathered that.	I had a skiing accident in high school, broke my left leg. It took three winters before I would even look at the snow again...but the solution kept eluding me.  I finally took lessons. I've never broken a bone since.
i can't swim.	I gathered that.
i seem to detect a hint of ingenuousness in your tone.  in other words, level with me.	There's something I haven't told you...
yeah...a lot.	I seem to detect a hint of ingenuousness in your tone.  In other words, level with me.
so, are you having fun yet?	Yeah...a lot.
no, but i'm sure toby's fine. the ship's only so big and there's certainly no way off it, is there?	So, are you having fun yet?
have you seen my dog anywhere?	No, but I'm sure Toby's fine. The ship's only so big and there's certainly no way off it, is there?
rennie -- i was just on my way over to your room	Have you seen my dog anywhere?
i don't know what to say...	Rennie, you're the best student I ever had...you have a real gift. If anybody can make use of that pen, it's you.
stephen king supposedly used it when he was in high school.	I don't know what to say...
since the school is closing anyway, i'm going to write that novel i've been threatening on everybody.	That's wonderful, Miss Van Deusen...what's it about?
really?	Since the school is closing anyway, I'm going to write that novel I've been threatening on everybody.
did you know that i'm giving up teaching?	Really?
just felt a little chill.	Did you know that I'm giving up teaching?
everything okay?	Just felt a little chill.
what about not-so-great writers?	Everything okay?
you let me worry about him, okay?  personal experiences are what fuel the minds of great writers, rennie. you made the right decision.	What about not-so-great writers?
me too. but i'm not sure uncle charles will be.	You let me worry about him, okay?  Personal experiences are what fuel the minds of great writers, Rennie. You made the right decision.
i'm glad you decided to come after all.	Me too. But I'm not sure Uncle Charles will be.
i've got the numbers.	Give me the degrees first, followed by minutes and sec...
the loran has a digital printout of your latitude and longitude. give me the coordinates and we'll be there as quick as we can.	I've got the numbers.
yes...	The LORAN has a digital printout of your latitude and longitude. Give me the coordinates and we'll be there as quick as we can.
is your ship equipped with omega satellite navigation or loran?	Yes...
i...i don't know...	Is your ship equipped with Omega satellite navigation or LORAN?
what is your location?	I...I don't know...
the captain and chief engineer... they've been...they're dead.	What is your location?
you have to call the police...	Please, hurry...
rennie...what'd they do to you??	Drugs...  Then Jason came. He's here, Sean.
but rennie...	I'm not!!
i'm not going near any lifeboat!	But Rennie...
we'll be okay. i want you to wait by the lifeboats, just in case.	I'm not going near any lifeboat!
rule one, don't panic. rule two, assess the damage and act accordingly...	Is the ship going to sink??
rennie...??	The window...
i didn't mean for you to go!	Just radio for help, okay???
the bow...front of the ship. there's a hoist on each side that lowers them	I didn't mean for you to go!
where are they?	The bow...front of the ship. There's a hoist on each side that lowers them
i think so. but we have to lower the anchors so we don't drift any further...	Where are they?
i don't know...we've gone off course or something...	What do you mean???
what about you?	If I go with you, he'll never speak to me again.  But I'm never going to live up to his expectations anyway...so maybe it's the right thing to do.
not completing a voyage is against everything he stands for. but i think i can convince him to call a coast guard cutter for you.	What about you?
can he really take us home?	Not completing a voyage is against everything he stands for. But I think I can convince him to call a Coast Guard cutter for you.
it's okay...you're going to be okay.	I want to go home. I want off this ship.
i thought maybe we could hike to the top of the statue when we got there, if you felt like it. it's supposed to be 22 stories tall.	I'd love to.
but i didn't get you one...	Forget it. It's a dumb little thing anyway.
i got you a present.	But I didn't get you one...
we changed our minds.	I got you a present.
i heard you weren't coming.	We changed our minds.
hi, sean.	I heard you weren't coming.
rennie...	Hi, Sean.
under the manhattan bridge.	That's where I peed.
i was barrister in kenya. i said to him, get off from here. i cannot drive with your body on my windscreen.	I drove twelve hours straight through. Ate at the wheel.
i never left the garage without my windex.	I was barrister in Kenya. I said to him, get off from here. I cannot drive with your body on my windscreen.
contaminated substance. very dangerous. shooting mud.	Do not inhale.
we must abandon.	Contaminated substance. Very dangerous. Shooting mud.
what do you mean, we must abandon?	Ruptured steam pipe.
we must abandon.	What do you mean, we must abandon?
crosstown.	Very bad today.
you are going where?	Crosstown.
i wrapped my sandwiches in tinfoil. i ate and drove. i had one of those big checkered cabs.	You are going where?
big mess every time.	I loved my taxi. Went twelve hours nonstop. Stopped only to pee. I peed under the Manhattan bridge. Peed many times in parks and playgrounds.
what did you find?	Big mess every time.
i opened thousands of brains.	What did you find?
very big.	I opened thousands of brains.
i used to be head of neurosurgery. big hospital in ussr. this hospital, i'm not kidding.	Very big.
i used to drive a taxi.	Where you're going, mister?
alla puttanesca.	Isn't she great? What did I tell you? A talent.
say it again.	Alla puttanesca.
this is a great young out-of-work actress.	Elliot Litvak. Have you been ill? And Mr. Rogan. How nice.
elliot?	This is a great young out-of-work actress.
paisley porter. i didn't know you were waiting tables.	Elliot?
guys ready to order?	Paisley Porter. I didn't know you were waiting tables.
had to be him.	She was very evasive.
about an hour and a half ago. i saw her come out of a place. she said she was visiting a friend. but she wouldn't tell me who.	Had to be him.
what do you mean?	About an hour and a half ago. I saw her come out of a place. She said she was visiting a friend. But she wouldn't tell me who.
paisley porter.	What do you mean?
how do you eknow.	Paisley Porter.
keep going west. last building before the river.	How do you Eknow.
shoot him, nicky. not that we really mean it. but where does he live?	Keep going west. Last building before the river.
the american theater doesn't need people like that.	Shoot him, Nicky. Not that we really mean it. But where does he live?
shoot him.	The American theater doesn't need people like that.
what?	There are things that speak to us from the past.
`the most interesting thing about elliot litvak is that he writes the way he looks -- fuzzy, grubby and shifty-eyed.'  i'm telling you as a friend.	What?
we were thinking of putting in a pool.	`The most interesting thing about Elliot Litvak is that he writes the way he looks -- fuzzy, grubby and shifty-eyed.'  I'm telling you as a friend.
he'll kill it. he'll write a review so devastating it will shatter your career and cause the most unmanageable psychic grief. what happens to your apartment on the east river? your house in connecticut, where you watch things grow.	We were thinking of putting in a pool.
he'll hate it.	He'll kill it. He'll write a review so devastating it will shatter your career and cause the most unmanageable psychic grief. What happens to your apartment on the East River? Your house in Connecticut, where you watch things grow.
it's your best play, nicky.	He'll hate it.
in other words why should we suffer silently at this kind of abuse? the man is out there ruining lives.	It's your best play, Nicky.
i'm not a lonely spooky writer like you. nursing a hundred grudges. i'm a man who loves life.	We're talking about something deeper than grudges. How do we respond to personal attack?
no, we're not.	I'm not a lonely spooky writer like you. Nursing a hundred grudges. I'm a man who loves life.
we're making too much of this.	No, we're not.
i gave it away. i thought, i'm a writer now.	That was a big mistake.
where is it?	I gave it away. I thought, I'm a writer now.
i used to carry a gun when i drove a cab.	Where is it?
then you should carry a gun.	I used to carry a gun when I drove a cab.
he carries a gun.	Then you should carry a gun.
don't wait efor me.	What about the haircut?
where are you going?	Don't wait Efor me.
the man has taken over my mind. he's not only out there. he's in my head and i can't get rid of him. i can't write a word without imagining his response. i'm paralyzed as an artist.	I don't have the problems that artists have.
here we go.	The man has taken over my mind. He's not only out there. He's in my head and I can't get rid of him. I can't write a word without imagining his response. I'm paralyzed as an artist.
i'm not ready.	Here we go.
do not inhale.	I'm not ready.
you say we go?	Do not inhale.
i say we go.	You say we go?
i think we nought to wait.	I say we go.
do we care?	I think we Nought to wait.
is it safe?	Do we care?
what was it like?	I said, `I'm dead'. He killed me.
do you want me to tell you what it was like, reading that review at the newstand with trucks rumbling past and street vendors facing mecca?	What was it like?
i recite it to myself with masochistic relish.	A year and a half later? You're still brooding?
that's awful.	I recite it to myself with masochistic relish.
steven schwimmer. i memorized every word of this review.	That's awful.
and he was there?	Steven Schwimmer. I memorized every word of this review.
before his broadway days. he reviewed the one-act i did at the fulton fish market. we did this play at four am, outdoors in the rain. one performance. for the fish handlers.	And he was there?
what happened eighteen months ago?	Before his Broadway days. He reviewed the one-act I did at the Fulton Fish Market. We did this play at four AM, outdoors in the rain. One performance. For the fish handlers.
that's what i said eighteen months ago.	What happened eighteen months ago?
what's the fuss? i don't get it.	That's what I said eighteen months ago.
it is just a review. do not inhale. very dangerous.	What's the fuss? I don't get it.
it's just a review.	It is just a review. Do not inhale. Very dangerous.
you will suffer because he is in the theater. and you will suffer a thousandfold when his review appears.	It's just a review.
you mean because what's-his-name.	You will suffer because he is in the theater. And you will suffer a thousandfold when his review appears.
shit. they don't have any carrot soup.	You mean because What's-His-Name.
tonight. what's tonight?	Shit. They don't have any carrot soup.
tonight you find out what it means to suffer.	Tonight. What's tonight?
suffering. you exude a person who sits in a small dark apartment eating soft white bread.	Tonight you find out what it means to suffer.
what do i exude?	Suffering. You exude a person who sits in a small dark apartment eating soft white bread.
you used to love life. you don't exude this any more.	What do I exude?
i can tell you the year, the day, the night, the minute.	You used to love life. You don't exude this any more.
i'm trying to think. when did you start looking so terrible? you look awful.	I can tell you the year, the day, the night, the minute.
we must abandon.	Do not inhale.
asbestos lining.	We must abandon.
very dangerous.	Asbestos lining.
don't needle me, elliot. tell me how bad you feel. we're suppose to feel bad together. this is what friends do.	Joanna Bourne. So rich and crisp. This woman lets you touch her body? You put your hands on her personal parts?
but didn't we know it would happen?	Don't needle me, Elliot. Tell me how bad you feel. We're suppose to feel bad together. This is what friends do.
i'm completely stunned. i don't want this to happen.	But didn't we know it would happen?
that sounds so final. but are we really surprised?	I'm completely stunned. I don't want this to happen.
it's over, finished and done with.	That sounds so final. But are we really surprised?
don't talk like that.	It's over, finished and done with.
she wants a divorce.	Don't talk like that.
how is lillian? i haven't seen her.	She wants a divorce.
ride with me. we need a haircut.	How is Lillian? I haven't seen her.
press a button and they give us money.	Ride with me. We need a haircut.
you're an artist. i'm a craftsman.	Press a button and they give us money.
quietly effective.	You're an artist. I'm a craftsman.
shut up, elliot.	Quietly effective.
a lovely piece of theater. small but important.	Shut up, Elliot.
i don't want to hear about it.	A lovely piece of theater. Small but important.
nicky. i was thinking about you. i went to the preview last night.	I don't want to hear about it.
did you see the winning run score?	You're not making sense. Make sense.
of course i saw it.	Did you see the winning run score?
what are we talking about?	Yes. What are you implying?
what are you talking about?	What are we talking about?
i think you're a little confused. nothing personal friend.	What are you talking about?
unbelievable.	Classic.
great game.	Unbelievable.
this could be it.	This could be it.
does what feel comfortable?	This could be it.
does it feel comfortable?	Does what feel comfortable?
this could be it.	Does it feel comfortable?
this could be it.	This could be it.
this could be it.	This could be it.
this could be it.	This could be it.
this could pbe it.	This could be it.
let's work on it.	Let's work on it.
this could be it.	Let's work on it.
this could be it.	This could be it.
they'll lose because they're my team.	He will absolutely hate it.
it's your best play, nicky.	They'll lose because they're my team.
it's all worked out. they'll lose tonight. then they'll lose tomorrow. i see it with stunning clarity.	It's your best play, Nicky.
it makes me so mad. steven schwimmer ready to strike. the exterminating angel.	It's all worked out. They'll lose tonight. Then they'll lose tomorrow. I see it with stunning clarity.
the red sox blow a chance to win their first world series since 1918. you expect me to miss that for an opening night?	It makes me so mad. Steven Schwimmer ready to strike. The exterminating angel.
i used to tell myself. talent is more erotic when it's wasted. will i see you tonight?	The Red Sox blow a chance to win their first World Series since 1918. You expect me to miss that for an opening night?
we don't even like each other, do we?	I used to tell myself. Talent is more erotic when it's wasted. Will I see you tonight?
because we're completely mismatched.	We don't even like each other, do we?
in and out of bed.	Because we're completely mismatched.
we're able to surprise each other.	In and out of bed.
this is how we've managed to last.	We're able to surprise each other.
i'm proud of this play. it's so different from anything you've done.	This is how we've managed to last.
three games to two. but if you know their history, you realize there's a tragedy in the making. i've been carrying this franchise on my back since i was six years old.	It can't be all that personal.
you mean the world series? i thought the red sox were winning.	Three games to two. But if you know their history, you realize there's a tragedy in the making. I've been carrying this franchise on my back since I was six years old.
the red sox	You mean the World Series? I thought the Red Sox were winning.
what?	The Red Sox
they can send their heartless brilliant boy-critic. there's a much bigger thing going on than tonight's opening.	What?
ever since he started reviewing the broadway theater, nobody in this business has been worried about anything else.	They can send their heartless brilliant boy-critic. There's a much bigger thing going on than tonight's opening.
look. all i want is a haircut. i'm not worried about this guy.	Ever since he started reviewing the Broadway theater, nobody in this business has been worried about anything else.
steven schwimmer. the most powerful critic in america gets his first crack at nicky rogan.	Look. All I want is a haircut. I'm not worried about this guy.
about what?	Steven Schwimmer. The most powerful critic in America gets his first crack at Nicky Rogan.
that's not all, nicky. i've been backing your plays for fifteen years. and i've never been more depressed.	About what?
i've got bigger problems, joanna. personal problems.	That's not all, Nicky. I've been backing your plays for fifteen years. And I've never been more depressed.
they're watching him closely. there's a special rehearsal set for this afternoon. to bolster his confidence. and that's not all.	I've got bigger problems, Joanna. Personal problems.
can he get through it?	They're watching him closely. There's a special rehearsal set for this afternoon. To bolster his confidence. And that's not all.
peter redmond. they found out why he can't remember his lines. there's something living in his brain. a parasite he picked up in borneo, doing the movie.	Can he get through it?
our peter?	Peter Redmond. They found out why he can't remember his lines. There's something living in his brain. A parasite he picked up in Borneo, doing the movie.
apparently it didn't help. you know about peter, of course.	Our Peter?
i talked to her two days ago.	Apparently it didn't help. You know about Peter, of course.
she died.	I talked to her two days ago.
she's dying.	She died.
what about her?	She's dying.
you know about adele.	What about her?
alan's very sick. he has to go to new mexico and sit in a lukewarm solution.	You know about Adele.
i hear alan's sick.	Alan's very sick. He has to go to New Mexico and sit in a lukewarm solution.
last night. alan albright called me a handsome woman. second time he's done that. son of a bitch.	I hear Alan's sick.
i see the outline of your body in chalk on this very floor.	Daddy, wait.
will i believe you when you tell me something?	There's nothing left for me to lie about.
everything.	Will I believe you when you tell me something?
what will we talk about?	Everything.
except i won't have a father anymore.	I'll see you all the time. I'll get a place right nearby. One room. No distractions. We'll talk.
look. i'm sorry you keep running into dishonest men. but you're only eighteen. we can still turn it around.	Except I won't have a father anymore.
can we talk later? will you be at the party?	I'm not sure.
i have a class. i'm late.	Can we talk later? Will you be at the party?
and you blame me. it's because we never talk. let's talk.	I have a class. I'm late.
i don't have a date. i don't want a date.	And you blame me. It's because we never talk. Let's talk.
take it yourself. take a date.	I don't have a date. I don't want a date.
rogan, laurel. you also have a rogan, lillian. she won't need it. sell it.	Take it yourself. Take a date.
i know -- why should a bitter divorce interfere with tradition?	Rogan, Laurel. You also have a Rogan, Lillian. She won't need it. Sell it.
opening night?	I know -- why should a bitter divorce interfere with tradition?
thanks, daddy. but i just need one. mother's not going.	Opening night?
laurel. tickets are all set. i double-checked.	Thanks, Daddy. But I just need one. Mother's not going.
i didn't turn her into mother. you did.	This person and I are a thing of the total past. I promise you.
don't call her mother all the time. it makes her sound tragic and unforgiving. what happened to mom?	I didn't turn her into Mother. You did.
mother won't tell me how long you've been seeing this person. she's embarrassed to tell me. so why don't you tell me?	Don't call her Mother all the time. It makes her sound tragic and unforgiving. What happened to Mom?
she is kicking you out.	Your mother and I have something between us that's too strong to damage permanently. Believe me, I know this. That's right, nineteen years. And what about the days and minutes? Sharing small moments, sharing memories, raising a beautiful child. We're wedded in the deepest and strongest ways. Lillian isn't only my wife. She's my best friend.
you're too young to be studying criminal behavior. it's making you obsessive.	She is kicking you out.
oh please. not now.  she wants you to stop seeing what's- her-name. finally. now and forever. do you think that's too much to ask? for a wife of nineteen years.	You're too young to be studying criminal behavior. It's making you obsessive.
don't be so steely-eyed. it's that course you're taking in criminology.	Oh please. Not now.  She wants you to stop seeing What's- Her-Name. Finally. Now and forever. Do you think that's too much to ask? For a wife of nineteen years.
because you refuse to believe she's serious. you've always refused.	Don't be so steely-eyed. It's that course you're taking in criminology.
i just had breakfast with her. she didn't say a word about this.	Because you refuse to believe she's serious. You've always refused.
because they get outstanding settlements. and mother is determined that this time there's no turning back.	I just had breakfast with her. She didn't say a word about this.
if lawyers for the mob are called controversial, why are divorce lawyers called prominent?	Because they get outstanding settlements. And Mother is determined that this time there's no turning back.
she's doing like those iranians. `i divorce thee. i divorce thee. i divorce thee'	And he hears it the same time I hear it? What happened to family secrets?
don't talk like that. how prominent? what are you implying?	She's doing like those Iranians. `I divorce thee. I divorce thee. I divorce thee'
is it?	Don't talk like that. How prominent? What are you implying?
that's completely crazy.	Is it?
so at the intermission i can listen to the ball game. do you know that mother is seeing a prominent divorce lawyer?	That's completely crazy.
why do you need a radio?	So at the intermission I can listen to the ball game. Do you know that mother is seeing a prominent divorce lawyer?
i'm seeing your play tonight, remember?	Why do you need a radio?
what do you want to talk about? i'll talk about anything. what's this?	I'm seeing your play tonight, remember?
i don't drink coffee, daddy. and this is not what we should be talking about.	What do you want to talk about? I'll talk about anything. What's this?
do you want to get some coffee?	I don't drink coffee, Daddy. And this is not what we should be talking about.
i go to college. i thought you knew.	Do you want to get some coffee?
i never see you anymore. where are you all day?	I go to college. I thought you knew.
see, daddy.	And Peter Redmond helped immensely. These pauses were exquisitely timed. He made us wait and wait. He built a gorgeous tension and suspense.
what else?	An artistry and sensitivity you've never shown before.
i've seen it twice. i went back tonight to be sure. it's a brave and honest piece of work.	What else?
see, daddy.	I've seen it twice. I went back tonight to be sure. It's a brave and honest piece of work.
it's your best play, nicky.	See, Daddy.
yes. and no more evasive tactics.	It's your best play, Nicky.
am i really so deeply repugnant?	Yes.
even if the truth about a person is sad or depressing or shocking?	You won't even tell me your name. What's shocking about a name?
knowing who a person is. down deep.	Even if the truth about a person is sad or depressing or shocking?
what's sexy?	Knowing who a person is. Down deep.
deception isn't something i personally consider sexy.	What's sexy?
mystery. deception.	Deception isn't something I personally consider sexy.
what do we want?	Mystery. Deception.
we're strangers in the night. the last thing we want is honesty.	What do we want?
i have this thing where i have to know a person is being honest with me before, you know, i can feel completely free to be myself.	We're strangers in the night. The last thing we want is honesty.
this building is not secure.	I have this thing where I have to know a person is being honest with me before, you know, I can feel completely free to be myself.
yes.	This building is not secure.
if you're wondering about the firearm.	Yes.
what else?	A flat-out hit.
packs an emotional wallop.	What else?
what else?	Packs an emotional wallop.
brilliantly moving.	What else?
first you tell me.	Brilliantly moving.
you have to tell me what you thought of the play.	First you tell me.
names are incredibly intimate. we barely know each other. trust me on this.	You have to tell me what you thought of the play.
i'm willing to tell you my name.	Names are incredibly intimate. We barely know each other. Trust me on this.
it's only our first date.	I'm willing to tell you my name.
why won't you tell me your name?	It's only our first date.
i'm glad we're having this talk.	I feel great. I feel impeccably alive. I'm elated. Eat something. Please. I love you.
we did it in the office. she thought her apartment was too impersonal.	I'm glad we're having this talk.
i never thought of dr. wetzel as having a sex life outside the office.	We did it in the office. She thought her apartment was too impersonal.
it was an animal thing. no real intimacy.	I never thought of Dr. Wetzel as having a sex life outside the office.
it violates so many trusts.	It was an animal thing. No real intimacy.
i am really, deeply sorry.	It violates so many trusts.
she's my gynecologist.	I am really, deeply sorry.
i'm a man. she's, you know, a woman.	She's my gynecologist.
nicky, no. this is insupportable. how could you?	I'm a man. She's, you know, a woman.
alma wetzel.	Nicky, no. This is insupportable. How could you?
joanne bourne.	Alma Wetzel.
i had an affair -- are you sure you want to hear this?	Joanne Bourne.
i want to know. we haven't talked this way in years.	I had an affair -- are you sure you want to hear this?
there may be things you'd rather not know about.	I want to know. We haven't talked this way in years.
be open with me. i'd like that.	There may be things you'd rather not know about.
laurel wants us to be honest and open. let's be open with each other.	Be open with me. I'd like that.
that's very lovely actually.	Laurel wants us to be honest and open. Let's be open with each other.
i went because you went. you smoked because i smoked.	That's very lovely actually.
i'd forgotten that.	I went because you went. You smoked because I smoked.
you smoked because i smoked. we were falling in love, remember? i used to see certain movies only because you had seen them. i wanted to see what you saw.	I'd forgotten that.
you know why, don't you? because i am patient, chain-smoking lillian.	You smoked because I smoked. We were falling in love, remember? I used to see certain movies only because you had seen them. I wanted to see what you saw.
and you've been extremely patient.	You know why, don't you? Because I am patient, chain-smoking Lillian.
that's always been my problem.	And you've been extremely patient.
the whole thing is my fault. i took unfair advantage of your patience and understanding. you understand me.	That's always been my problem.
who the hell cares?	The whole thing is my fault. I took unfair advantage of your patience and understanding. You understand me.
opening night, lillian.	Who the hell cares?
i don't want to be responsible for his food. just a small green salad. and a perrier.	Bring me the bay scallops with mercury poisoning.
i'll have whatever she's having.	I don't want to be responsible for his food. Just a small green salad. And a Perrier.
he has his own submarine. i'll be getting everything that matters. i'll get new york and i'll get connecticut.	I'll have whatever she's having.
how prominent?	He has his own submarine. I'll be getting everything that matters. I'll get New York and I'll get Connecticut.
i've been talking to a prominent divorce lawyer.	How prominent?
all right. what's been going on?	I've been talking to a prominent divorce lawyer.
i want to be fair-minded, nicky.	All right. What's been going on?
we stranded five runners in the first two innings. this will come back to haunt us.	I want to be fair-minded, Nicky.
i've been looking for you because i want to let you know what's been going on before you read about it in a gossip column.	We stranded five runners in the first two innings. This will come back to haunt us.
two-all after six.	I've been looking for you because I want to let you know what's been going on before you read about it in a gossip column.
your father said you might be here.	Two-all after six.
life is true.	Life is real.
this could be it!	This could be it!
a thousand things.	You're hurting my head.
what did it say?	A thousand things.
it's stanley. it's the steamer. fate has spoken to this man in the depths of the night.	What did it say?
washed away.	One more out.
all the failures, all the fatalism.	Washed away.
people are dependable.	I don't know if I can say that.
life is good.	Life is good.
great game. red sox are winning.	They're always winning. Until they lose.
what's it like to shoot somebody?	I respect a kid who does his homework in a taxi. But let's put a lid on the questions.
what happens if somebody comes in here right now and shoots you?	This place becomes famous. Tour buses. Blind people feeling around for bullet holes in the wall.
what do you want me to do?	Show him who we are.
so what are you going to do about it?	What do you want me to do?
i was in a hurry to do big things, make big mistakes. any mistakes were okay as long as it was big. but i'm trying to see these things clearly and honestly. that's the play they're going to kill starting tonight. there's a guy out there getting ready to rip it apart. and that's us. who we were and where we come from.	So what are you going to do about it?
you tell your friends your father used to work the docks. callused hands. but you had an attitude when you were growing up that wasn't easy for your mother and me to understand.	I was in a hurry to do big things, make big mistakes. Any mistakes were okay as long as it was big. But I'm trying to see these things clearly and honestly. That's the play they're going to kill starting tonight. There's a guy out there getting ready to rip it apart. And that's us. Who we were and where we come from.
normal boy's ambition. i like coming back. you know that.	You tell your friends your father used to work the docks. Callused hands. But you had an attitude when you were growing up that wasn't easy for your mother and me to understand.
you didn't think it was okay when you lived here. you wanted to get out so fast i thought you were running a marathon.	Normal boy's ambition. I like coming back. You know that.
i think the building's okay. at least for the time being.	You didn't think it was okay when you lived here. You wanted to get out so fast I thought you were running a marathon.
i'm lucky they don't knock down the building. it could happen anytime. and everything worth remembering is right here.	I think the building's okay. At least for the time being.
i know, pop.	I'm lucky they don't knock down the building. It could happen anytime. And everything worth remembering is right here.
`why doesn't he come live with us?' because everything is here.	I know, Pop.
i lost it. i lose everything.	I'll go get you another one. You have to wear it.
you're suppose to wear it when your back gives you trouble.	I lost it. I lose everything.
i can't find it.	You're suppose to wear it when your back gives you trouble.
where's your elastic brace?	I can't find it.
my back is killing me.	Where's your elastic brace?
let's not start that again.	My back is killing me.
since when did that matter?	Let's not start that again.
hey, pop. i know you don't like the commotion of opening night. but i especially want you to see this play. it's new territory for me. and for you too. i have to know what you think.	Since when did that matter?
don't make me sit through one of your plays.	Hey, Pop. I know you don't like the commotion of opening night. But I especially want you to see this play. It's new territory for me. And for you too. I have to know what you think.
you'll need these. tonight. for the play.	Don't make me sit through one of your plays.
i could have grown up happy. a yankee fan. a divorce lawyer.	You'll need these. Tonight. For the play.
but the son is suppose to stop crying.	I could have grown up happy. A Yankee fan. A divorce lawyer.
it's all connected, pop. it's one life. baseball is memory. how do fathers and sons show their love? they go to a ball game together. thirty-five years later, they sit in the kitchen and remember.	But the son is suppose to stop crying.
it's one thing for kids. you get older, you nhave other things.	It's all connected, Pop. It's one life. Baseball is memory. How do fathers and sons show their love? They go to a ball game together. Thirty-five years later, they sit in the kitchen and remember.
remember 1949? last two games of the season. against the yankees. the sox lost on saturday. then they lost on sunday. first i cried for twenty-four hours. then i had fist- fights the rest of the week.	It's one thing for kids. You get older, you Nhave other things.
the red sox are your problem. i never understood about you and the red sox. everybody rooted for the yankees.	Remember 1949? Last two games of the season. Against the Yankees. The Sox lost on Saturday. Then they lost on Sunday. First I cried for twenty-four hours. Then I had fist- fights the rest of the week.
of course they're gonna lose. we'll watch them lose. what good is heartbreak if we don't experience it firsthand?	The Red Sox are your problem. I never understood about you and the Red Sox. Everybody rooted for the Yankees.
they're only gonna lose.	Of course they're gonna lose. We'll watch them lose. What good is heartbreak if we don't experience it firsthand?
i do know the answer to that. why don't we watch the ball game later? we'll go to mannion's.	They're only gonna lose.
you know the answer to that.	I do know the answer to that. Why don't we watch the ball game later? We'll go to Mannion's.
lillian says it once a week. `why doesn't he come live with us?'	You know the answer to that.
five's not so many. there were families with seven kids. a grandmother. a dimwit uncle.	Lillian says it once a week. `Why doesn't he come live with us?'
we must have been heroic.	Five's not so many. There were families with seven kids. A grandmother. A dimwit uncle.
get yourself something to eat.	We must have been heroic.
it's a constant shock to me, how small this place is. how did we do it? five people in these little rooms.	Get yourself something to eat.
it was rummy, not poker. but i'll take a chance and let you in.	It's a constant shock to me, how small this place is. How did we do it? Five people in these little rooms.
across ninth avenue. dodgie's. where you've been getting your hair cut for fifty years. where uncle billy and uncle marty got their hair cut. where jim rorty shot a man for cheating at poker.	It was rummy, not poker. But I'll take a chance and let you in.
where does nicky get his hair cut?	Across Ninth Avenue. Dodgie's. Where you've been getting your hair cut for fifty years. Where Uncle Billy and Uncle Marty got their hair cut. Where Jim Rorty shot a man for cheating at poker.
i'm on my way to get a haircut.	Where does Nicky get his hair cut?
if it's you, what are you doing here?	I'm on my way to get a haircut.
where are your glasses? go get them.	If it's you, what are you doing here?
nicky comes on sunday's.	Where are your glasses? Go get them.
it's me. nicky.	Nicky comes on Sunday's.
what do you want?	It's me. Nicky.
right here. at the door.	What do you want?
where the hell are you?	Right here. At the door.
pop, will you let me in?	Where the hell are you?
go way. i'll call a cop.	Pop, will you let me in?
i'm at the door.	Go way. I'll call a cop.
who is it?	I'm at the door.
this could be it!	This could be it!
don't worry. it's a test.	It's a test all right. They're bringing in Stanley.
because life is good.	Because faith is rewarded.
washed away.	Because life is good.
all the times i died when the red sox lost an important game they should have won. all the awful things i said to my mother and father. to tmy wife and daughter.	Washed away.
because god loves a winner.	He used to love losers. But the laws of physics changed.
this is something no one has been privileged to see in almost seventy years. very few people now alive can say that they have seen what you are about to see, matthew. the red sox win a world series. this is deeply, intensely personal. all the mistakes i've made, all the envy, fear and violence that's encased in this little envelope we call a person -- all washed away in the next few minutes. and your grandmother knows why.	Because God loves a winner.
i don't know.	Matthew.
life is good.	Speak it like it's real. Matthew.
then say it.	Life is good.
i want to say it because my whole life may depend on these next few moments.	Then say it.
say it and you'll believe it. life is good. say it.	I want to say it because my whole life may depend on these next few moments.
i want to believe.	If you believed, you wouldn't be walking around with a handgun in your belt. What does that tell me? You want to make the night come down.
you're afraid to risk believing. believe in them. believe in your self. take a risk. it will humanize you as a person.	I want to believe.
"it looked extremely rocky for the boston nine that day."	You're afraid to risk believing. Believe in them. Believe in your self. Take a risk. It will humanize you as a person.
you made him strike out. you wished it on him. you want to lose. it's too hard for you to believe in something. it's hard to have faith. it's hard nwork to trust somebody.	"It looked extremely rocky for the Boston nine that day."
winning is easy. losing is complicated. it's a lifetime's work.	It may be work but it's not honest work. Faith is the real work.
your problem is you take the easy way out. losing is easy.	Winning is easy. Losing is complicated. It's a lifetime's work.
it's a complicated subject.	It's a simple subject.
and the people he hurts the most are the people who love him. despite who he is and what he does for a living. we're always saying we want to take control of our lives. you don't want to take control. you want to lose control. jesus knows it.	It's a complicated subject.
i don't know toyota. what does he do?	And the people he hurts the most are the people who love him. Despite who he is and what he does for a living. We're always saying we want to take control of our lives. You don't want to take control. You want to lose control. Jesus knows it.
an how many years does it take a person to make his family safe and secure and happy, and then in one dumb moment, what does he do?	I don't know Toyota. What does he do?
wife and daughter. my father's still alive. he outlives me, starting tonight. because the mets just tied the score. it was only a matter of time, wasn't it?	An how many years does it take a person to make his family safe and secure and happy, and then in one dumb moment, what does he do?
you're a family man, frankie?	Wife and daughter. My father's still alive. He outlives me, starting tonight. Because the Mets just tied the score. It was only a matter of time, wasn't it?
go on, tell him. tell the truth. tell him how you feel, shooting a piece of hot metal in somebody's flesh who was once a child, who was once the same age as this boy. somebody's flesh who was innocent once.	It's complicated. It's a whole life. A person doesn't commit an act of violence out of nowhere. There are strong forces at work.
frankie lazzaro. coming down the courthouse steps every day in the media. children see this. they think you're the secretary of the treasury.	That's my cousin, Angelo.
hey, toyota. he asked me a question.	Frankie Lazzaro. Coming down the courthouse steps every day in the media. Children see this. They think you're the Secretary of the Treasury.
you're charming the boy.	Hey, Toyota. He asked me a question.
what am i doing?	You're charming the boy.
you see what you're doing, don't you?	What am I doing?
that's a simple subject.	Look, we're stuck here front and back. It's dinnertime for you, game time for me. Let's park the cab and go to Mannion's. What do you say, Matthew? We'll drink beer and talk baseball.
now that's a complicated subject.	That's a simple subject.
this is one charming crook. if shooting people is charming.	Now that's a complicated subject.
it's the kid's lucky day.	This is one charming crook. If shooting people is charming.
he does bless me, each and every day. matthew's mother works a hospital shift, so i pick him up at school. we stop for a meal usually around this time. he does his homework and gets some experience meeting people. but we never had a famous mobster before.	It's the kid's lucky day.
a grandmother. god bless you.	He does bless me, each and every day. Matthew's mother works a hospital shift, so I pick him up at school. We stop for a meal usually around this time. He does his homework and gets some experience meeting people. But we never had a famous mobster before.
matthew's my grandson.	A grandmother. God bless you.
how come you got the kid with you?	Matthew's my grandson.
might be an accident on the west side highway.	How come you got the kid with you?
call me frankie. and it looks like we're going nowhere.	Might be an accident on the West Side Highway.
the most charming gangster in new england. where are we going, mr. lazzaro?	Call me Frankie. And it looks like we're going nowhere.
some little kid stole the hubcaps.	The most charming gangster in New England. Where are we going, Mr. Lazzaro?
matthew, look at him. when i lived in roxbury, the media followed this man everywhere. he was bigger than ten movie stars.  where's your white lincoln limo?	Some little kid stole the hubcaps.
oh yeah?	Matthew, look at him. When I lived in Roxbury, the media followed this man everywhere. He was bigger than ten movie stars.  Where's your white Lincoln limo?
you're frankie lazzaro. the gangster from rhode island.	Oh yeah?
everybody else does. why not you?	You're Frankie Lazzaro. The gangster from Rhode Island.
i'm looking at you trying to think. put your face in the mirror. i know i recognize you from somewhere.	Everybody else does. Why not you?
and you're not saying that because of the gun in my hand?	You're out of bullets.
when i traveled through asia this summer, i went to tremendous trouble and expense to rent a car with a phone so i could call up sports phone in new york and get the scores. i drove through the war in afghanistan calling sports phone like every hour on the hour, for updates.	What about my play?
i was six years old the day pesky hesitated throwing home and slaughter scored all the way from first. that's when i knew the red sox were my team. pity and terror.	When I traveled through Asia this summer, I went to tremendous trouble and expense to rent a car with a phone so I could call up Sports Phone in New York and get the scores. I drove through the war in Afghanistan calling Sports Phone like every hour on the hour, for updates.
because i can't bear to watch. when they lose, i die inside. it's like some little person named steve just crumples up and dies. i wait for the scores. i still die, hearing the scores, but it's over in a second. i can't survive the game pitch by pitch, inning by inning. i've done it too many times. and i can't do it anymore.	I was six years old the day Pesky hesitated throwing home and Slaughter scored all the way from first. That's when I knew the Red Sox were my team. Pity and terror.
if you're such a devoted fan, why were you at the play tonight instead of the game? answer carefully. this is important. you could have gone to the theater last night. there was no game last night.	Because I can't bear to watch. When they lose, I die inside. It's like some little person named Steve just crumples up and dies. I wait for the scores. I still die, hearing the scores, but it's over in a second. I can't survive the game pitch by pitch, inning by inning. I've done it too many times. And I can't do it anymore.
the red sox were my world. i surrendered my existence to a team that couldn't win the big one.	If you're such a devoted fan, why were you at the play tonight instead of the game? Answer carefully. This is important. You could have gone to the theater last night. There was no game last night.
i went to college in boston so i could be near the red sox. i took summer classes and the cut them to go to the game. my wife is from boston. lillian ziegler?	The Red Sox were my world. I surrendered my existence to a team that couldn't win the big one.
they're my team, too. i grew up on boyleston street. right by fenway park. i went to fifty or sixty games a year. all by myself. i was one of those kids with scabby elbows. i called out to the players. `look over here. hi, i'm steven. my parents are divorced.'	I went to college in Boston so I could be near the Red Sox. I took summer classes and the cut them to go to the game. My wife is from Boston. Lillian Ziegler?
no. they're not your team. they're my team.	They're my team, too. I grew up on Boyleston Street. Right by Fenway Park. I went to fifty or sixty games a year. All by myself. I was one of those kids with scabby elbows. I called out to the players. `Look over here. Hi, I'm Steven. My parents are divorced.'
they're my team.	No. They're not your team. They're my team.
why do you care?	They're my team.
if they lost tonight, they'll lose tomorrow. it's all over.	Why do you care?
why does it matter?	If they lost tonight, they'll lose tomorrow. It's all over.
then they lost?	Why does it matter?
i've had three straight washouts, sidney.	You're dangling from the last letter of your last name.
too late. all the elements are in place. delay the opening and we lose the theater.	I've had three straight washouts, Sidney.
postpone. we have every right.	Too late. All the elements are in place. Delay the opening and we lose the theater.
well i am. worried sick. everybody quotes steven schwimmer. he's here to announce the death of civilization. he kills a play every time he farts.	Postpone. We have every right.
'm not worried about this kid.	Well I am. Worried sick. Everybody quotes Steven Schwimmer. He's here to announce the death of civilization. He kills a play every time he farts.
so what happened since? you're worried about this kid who writes these reviews?	'm not worried about this kid.
hat was this morning.	So what happened since? You're worried about this kid who writes these reviews?
i had lunch with joanna. she said she told you about peter. you weren't concerned, she said.	hat was this morning.
appreciate that, sidney. but our leading man can't remember his lines. and his understudy can't carry the play.	I had lunch with Joanna. She said she told you about Peter. You weren't concerned, she said.
joanna loves this play. she has sunk tons of money. she is completely ncommitted.	appreciate that, Sidney. But our leading man can't remember his lines. And his understudy can't carry the play.
aybe we ought to postpone the opening.	Joanna loves this play. She has sunk tons of money. She is completely Ncommitted.
game six is history,pal.	You're not making sense.
hurry back. hurry back to what?	Eleventh inning. What else?
have to hurry back.	Hurry back. Hurry back to what?
how come?	When the Mets lose, they just lose. It's a flat feeling. But the Red Sox -- here we have a rich history of interesting ways to lose a crucial game. Defeats that keep you awake, that pound in your head like the hammer of fate.
i hate the mets.	How come?
finally, i get a waiter who doesn't know "macbeth".	But I know you, don't I? I seen you on a poster in the theater district. I'll think of your name in just a --
yessiree, bob.	Get the hell out of here. I don't want you bringing our food. Send a real waiter.
why?	Because he is so deeply hated by so many people in the business.
to go to the theater. wears i don't know what. make-up, padding.	Why?
what do you mean?	To go to the theater. Wears I don't know what. Make-up, padding.
this could be it.	I know it sounds easy. But something happens between the time I hear the line and the time I'm suppose to Jrepeat it.
and the father replies?	That's the line I can't ever, for the life of me remember. I just can't get it.
yes.	I can see her face so clearly. Dear God. My heart was flying out of my chest with love.
i kissed her while she was laughing.	Yes.
yes.	I kissed her while she was laughing.
this is your history, isn't it? nicky? all around us. and my parasite is consuming it.	Yes.
mine was cobalt blue.	This is your history, isn't it? Nicky? All around us. And my parasite is consuming it.
burnt sienna.	Mine was cobalt blue.
what was your favorite color crayon, growing up?	Burnt sienna.
what color?	What was your favorite color crayon, growing up?
you have to see the words. try to build a mental picture of the script. imagine your lines high- lighted with a felt tip pen.	What color?
but my parasite is consuming all the new memories. eating my lines.	You have to see the words. Try to build a mental picture of the script. Imagine your lines high- lighted with a felt tip pen.
yes, peter.	But my parasite is consuming all the new memories. Eating my lines.
i kissed shirley felder on the teeth.	Yes, Peter.
yes.	I kissed Shirley Felder on the teeth.
i have excellent long-term memory.	Yes.
yes.	I have excellent long-term memory.
i was educated by nuns.	Yes.
sidney fabrikant. our producer.	I was educated by nuns.
sidney.	Sidney Fabrikant. Our producer.
sidney remains optimistic.	Sidney.
he feels he has to defend himself if necessary.	I'm actually beginning to enjoy this.
yes.	He goes to the theater armed.
our steven not only disguises himself.	Yes.
what? come on, paisley.	Our Steven not only disguises himself.
never mind.	What? Come on, Paisley.
yes.	Never mind.
do you want to talk about doing crazy things.	Yes.
i know you both. enough. how much knowledge does it take before a man does something crazy.	Do you want to talk about doing crazy things.
but you don't even know me. how can you care what i do with whom?	I know you both. Enough. How much knowledge does it take before a man does something crazy.
so everything. that's so what. so i begin to hate him. so i want to do him grave harm.	But you don't even know me. How can you care what I do with whom?
if i'm sleeping with him, and i haven't said i am, then so what?	So everything. That's so what. So I begin to hate him. So I want to do him grave harm.
there's a certain kind of wounded young man who uses his oddness to get laid. is that our steven?	If I'm sleeping with him, and I haven't said I am, then so what?
no one's waiting.	There's a certain kind of wounded young man who uses his oddness to get laid. Is that our Steven?
someone waiting for you?	No one's waiting.
home.	Someone waiting for you?
where are you going now?	Home.
he's a very sweet man.	Where are you going now?
i don't know.	He's a very sweet man.
do you think he can do it?	I don't know.
but you're his friend.	Sort of. Sometimes. You're not building an obsession about Steven, are you? Look. I understand opening- night jitters, but you've got one of the great actors in American theater starring in your play.
steven goes to extremes to protect his privacy. no friends. no phone.	But you're his friend.
he wears a disguise.	Steven goes to extremes to protect his privacy. No friends. No phone.
is what true?	He wears a disguise.
is it true?	Is what true?
the fact is, i have to get going.	Is it true?
i'm trying to prolong our afternoon. in case you haven't noticed.	The fact is, I have to get going.
he doesn't want to meet some out-of- work ingenue.	I'm trying to prolong our afternoon. In case you haven't noticed.
would you like to meet him?	He doesn't want to meet some out-of- work ingenue.
peter redmond is an actor i admire enormously.	Would you like to meet him?
so do i. over and over.	Peter Redmond is an actor I admire enormously.
i hear good things about the new play.	So do I. Over and over.
i was all noise. played the radio loud. battled constantly with my brother and sister. here i am, world.	I hear good things about the new play.
i was one of those silent, listening children. glued to the shadows.	I was all noise. Played the radio loud. Battled constantly with my brother and sister. Here I am, world.
you keep slipping away. how do you do that?	I was one of those silent, listening children. Glued to the shadows.
alla puttanesca.	One more time.
you know what.	Alla puttanesca.
what?	You know what.
say it again.	What?
a little drastic maybe?	Say it again.
elliot wants to kill him with a railroad spike.	A little drastic maybe?
engaging.	Elliot wants to kill him with a railroad spike.
endearing.	Engaging.
he has -- something. a funny little quality i find --	Endearing.
and he has finer moments now and then.	He has -- something. A funny little quality I find --
a little.	And he has finer moments now and then.
oh. you know him.	A little.
not one of steven's finer moments.	Oh. You know him.
so does elliot.	Not one of Steven's finer moments.
i think i remember.	So does Elliot.
there was a review.	I think I remember.
i was in the fish-market play. what happened to him?	There was a review.
you've worked with elliot?	I was in the fish-market play. What happened to him?
what's good?	We have a very nice pasta today. Alla Putanesca.
stay. teach me to be compassionate.	I'm going home to my machine.
i don't want you, steven.	Stay. Teach me to be compassionate.
and i thought, at last, she's here, she wants me.	I don't want you, Steven.
yes. i've seen your victims. one past and one future. i thought i might convince you to reconsider.	And I thought, at last, she's here, she wants me.
the truth is never gentle. listen to me carefully. each of us lives in the thinnest possible wrapping of wishes and dreams. truth is the force that penetrates this wispy skin. it hurts and maims.	Yes. I've seen your victims. One past and one future. I thought I might convince you to reconsider.
not if you stopped hurting people. write the truth gently.	The truth is never gentle. Listen to me carefully. Each of us lives in the thinnest possible wrapping of wishes and dreams. Truth is the force that penetrates this wispy skin. It hurts and maims.
of course it's unfair. the truth is always unfair. why do you think i live this way? hiding out. stealing electricity from a lamp post. because people who write the truth are outcasts of society. i can't live openly, in a nice clean doorman building, with my name on the mailbox. they'd come after me in packs.	Not if you stopped hurting people. Write the truth gently.
in other words i never understood until today how much pain and anxiety you've been causing with your reviews. steven, it's so unfair.	Of course it's unfair. The truth is always unfair. Why do you think I live this way? Hiding out. Stealing electricity from a lamp post. Because people who write the truth are outcasts of society. I can't live openly, in a nice clean doorman building, with my name on the mailbox. They'd come after me in packs.
but you're here. so you must have come to me.	In other words I never understood until today how much pain and anxiety you've been causing with your reviews. Steven, it's so unfair.
i haven't come to you.	But you're here. So you must have come to me.
you've come to me. i wanted to believe you would one day.	I haven't come to you.
"take a sixth step, that we may follow our vows in life."	"I will follow you in all our vows and duties."
"i will follow close behind you and help to serve the people."	"Take a sixth step, that we may follow our vows in life."
"take a fifth step, that we may serve the people."	"I will follow close behind you and help to serve the people."
god gave you ten thumbs.	Eleven.
please! you're being foolish!	There's no room! And the air is lovely.
i am your wife.	All the more reason.
in this place there are no untouchables -- and no work is beneath any of us!	I am your wife.
it is the work of untouchables.	In this place there are no untouchables -- and no work is beneath any of us!
everyone takes his turn.	It is the work of untouchables.
sora was sent to tell me i -- i must rake and cover the latrine.	Everyone takes his turn.
oww!	Mr. Khan said they called you brave.
are you sure?	Yes -- I can't talk like this.
here, you see? even the south african papers apologize -- "a monstrous attack."	Are you sure?
just like proper english gentlemen. i'm proud of them.	They are boys. -- And they're Indian.
"a high court judge has confirmed that mr. gandhi would have been within his rights to prosecute for assault since neither he nor mr. khan resisted arrest." -- i told you about english law.	As I told you about English policemen.
just an admirer...	Nothing's more dangerous, especially for an old man.
enough.	One more.
you really are going to pakistan, then?  you are a stubborn man.	I'm simply going to prove to Muslims there, and Hindus here, that the only devils in the world are those running around in our own hearts -- and that's where all our battles ought to be fought.
what do you expect when you talk like that?	I expect you to show as much patience as I am now.
no. that is what you get for distracting me.	What do you expect when you talk like that?
is my finger supposed to be wrapped around that?	No. That is what you get for distracting me.
not without defeats -- and great pain.  but are there no defeats in this war -- no pain?  what you cannot do is accept injustice. from hitler -- or anyone. you must make the injustice visible -- be prepared to die like a soldier to do so.	Is my finger supposed to be wrapped around that?
but do you really believe you could use non-violence against someone like hitler?	Not without defeats -- and great pain.  But are there no defeats in this war -- no pain?  What you cannot do is accept injustice. From Hitler -- or anyone. You must make the injustice visible -- be prepared to die like a soldier to do so.
"...what shape it will take." jinnah has -- what?	Jinnah has -- has cooperated with the British. It has given him power and the freedom to speak, and he has filled the Muslims with fears of what will happen to them in a country that is predominantly Hindu.  That I find hard to bear -- even in prison.
no -- prison is rather agreeable to me, and there is no doubt that after the war, independence will come. my only worry is what shape it will take. jinnah has --	Stop!
they're calling you "bapu." i thought it meant father.	It does. We must be getting old, Charlie.
i'm sure your legs are quite as handsome as mine.	Ah, but my puritanism runs the another way. I'm far too modest for such a display.
i think you do.  but i thank god we all don't.	I'm sure your legs are quite as handsome as mine.
if i want to be one with them, i have to live like them.	I think you do.  But I thank God we all don't.
not quite. they're only "holding me" until the magistrate's hearing. then it will be prison.	Did they take your clothes?
what are you doing?	Going nearer to God!
no violence, please.	Let me hang on with two hands or I will fall.
that's the sort of thing you'll be seeking on this "farm"...	Well, we shall try.
i thought you were a man of god.	I am. But I'm not so egotistical as to think He plans His day around my dilemmas.
that was lucky.	I thought you were a man of God.
yes. i've -- i've met some very remarkable people in india... and -- and when i read what you've been doing here, i -- i wanted to help.  does that surprise you?	Not anymore.  At first I was amazed... but when you are fighting in a just cause, people seem to pop up -- like you -- right out of the pavement. Even when it is dangerous or --
you're a clergyman.	Yes. I've -- I've met some very remarkable people in India... and -- and when I read what you've been doing here, I -- I wanted to help.  Does that surprise you?
i -- i mean it's all right. it doesn't matter.  i'm -- my name is andrews, charlie andrews. i've come from india -- i've read a great deal about you.	Some of it good, I hope.
i'm sorry.	I -- I mean it's all right. It doesn't matter.  I'm -- my name is Andrews, Charlie Andrews. I've come from India -- I've read a great deal about you.
you'd be gandhi --  ...i thought you'd be bigger.	I'm sorry.
what'd he say?	He said he's in charge...
lots of hair... and a little like a college freshman -- trying to figure everything out.	Well, he must've found some of the answers...
what was he like?	Lots of hair... and a little like a college freshman -- trying to figure everything out.
back in south africa...  long time ago.	What was he like?
you mean gandhi?	Back in South Africa...  long time ago.
how does a reporter in central america learn that gandhi was born in porbandar anyway?	Oh, I've been a Gandhi buff for a long time.
...and i knew something had to give. and i was determined to be here when it did.	How does a reporter in Central America learn that Gandhi was born in Porbandar anyway?
i'll take your luggage back, baas.	No, no -- just a moment, please.
a -- a week.	Well, I don't know how you got a ticket for --
excuse me, baas, but how long have you been in south africa?	A -- a week.
no -- neither do i. but...  but this man is a christian and he has written --	Excuse me, baas, but how long have you been in South Africa?
"hell!"	No -- neither do I. But...  but this man is a Christian and he has written --
tell me -- do you think about hell?	"Hell!"
what do you want?	That the fighting will stop -- that you make me believe it will never start again.
they are only clinging to old dreams  and trying to split us in the old way. but the will has gone -- independence will drop like a ripe apple. the only question is when  and how.	I say when is now -- and we will determine how.
he's waiting. he's not prepared to accept it will mean as much as you think.	Wait and see... wait and see...
and jinnah?	He's waiting. He's not prepared to accept it will mean as much as you think.
i don't believe it -- even the british can't be that stupid!	Panditji -- please, help me.
it was one incident.	Tell that to the families of the policemen who died.
if we obtain our freedom by murder and bloodshed i want no part of it.	It was one incident.
what can we do?	We must end the campaign.
the government's afraid, and they don't know what to do. but they're more afraid of terrorists than of you. the viceroy has agreed to your release if you will speak for non- violence.	I've never spoken for anything else.
maybe i'm wrong... maybe we're not ready yet. in south africa the numbers were small...	The Government's afraid, and they don't know what to do. But they're more afraid of terrorists than of you. The Viceroy has agreed to your release if you will speak for non- violence.
fortunately such news comes very slowly where i live.	I think if we all worked to publicize it... all of the Congress... every avenue we know.
we only make wild speeches, or perform even wilder acts of terrorism. we've bred an army of anarchists but not one single group that can really fight the british anywhere.	I thought you were against fighting.
are you going to walk all the way?	My name is Walk-er. And I intend to report it the way it is.
is it over if they arrest you now?	Not if they arrest me -- or a thousand -- or ten thousand.  It is not only generals who know how to plan campaigns.
it would have been uncivil of me to have let you make such a long trip for nothing.	Is it over if they arrest you now?
you've done me a great service.	It would have been uncivil of me to have let you make such a long trip for nothing.
a great deal.	I've traveled so far -- and thought so much.  As you can see, my city was a sea city -- always filled with Hindus and Muslims and Sikhs and Jews and Persians.  The temple where you were yesterday is of my family's sect, the Pranami. It was Hindu of course but the priests used to read from the Muslim Koran and the Hindu Gita, moving from one to the other as though it mattered not at all which book was read as long as God was worshipped.
do you remember much of south africa?	A great deal.
perhaps. i've come here to think about it.	Do you remember much of South Africa?
hm.  is it?	Perhaps. I've come here to think about it.
and you've come all this way because you think something is going to happen?	Hm.  Is it?
it's beautiful.	Even as a boy I thought so.
you're an ambitious man.	I hope not.
that's right. the word only means "community." but it could stand for "village"... or the world.	You're an ambitious man.
well, it's quite a place, your "ashram" -- is that right?	That's right. The word only means "community." But it could stand for "village"... or the world.
you will respect the law.	There are unjust laws -- as there are unjust men.
i don't know... i'm still searching for a "response."	You will respect the law.
hm. and what should an "important professional" write about your response to general smuts's new legislation?	I don't know... I'm still searching for a "response."
without a paper -- a journal of some kind -- you cannot unite a community.  you belong to a very important profession.	Hm. And what should an "important professional" write about your response to General Smuts's new legislation?
it is foolish if it is just to save the life of an old man.	No... no. In every temple and mosque they have pledged to die before they lift a hand against each other.
i'm sure i'm fit for at least five hundred miles.	You should ride the pony. It is not necessary to walk to prove the point.
do you find me stubborn?	I don't know... I know you are right. I don't know that this is right.
i would rather march.	First spin. Let the others march for a time.
good.  ba will have to teach you to spin too.	I would rather march.
it has. but you'd be surprised. they understand -- they really do. it's not the workers you have to worry about.	Good.  Ba will have to teach you to spin too.
i will not sit by to see the mastery of the british replaced by the mastery of the hindus!	Muslim and Hindu are the right and left eye of India. No one will be slave, no one master.
after what they did at the massacre -- it's only an eye for an eye.	An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.  We must stop.
you mean a general strike?	I mean a day of prayer and fasting. But of course no work could be done -- no buses, no trains, no factories, no administration. The country would stop.
the honor is ours. may i introduce mr. kallenbach. he's an old friend  and his interest is in flowers. i presumed to tell him he could wander your gardens while we talked.	I'll send my gardener. I'm sure you'll have much to discuss.
we hope you intend to join us in the struggle for home rule, mr. gandhi.	I --
we need your help!	There is nothing I can give.
they are preparing for war. i will not support it, but i do not intend to take advantage of their danger.	That's when you take advantage.
it must have been the only non-violent campaign ever led by a man who wanted to kill everybody every day.	Not true!  The secret is mastering the urge.
i am beginning to know mr. nehru.	Well, I've called you here because I've had a chance to see the new legislation. It's exactly what was rumored. Arrest without warrant. Automatic imprisonment for possession of materials considered seditious...
oh, yes, you are. it's been two hundred years since an indian has cocked a snoot at the british empire and got away with it. and stop calling me mr. patel, you're not a junior clerk anymore.	No.
i'm hardly that, mr. patel.	Oh, yes, you are. It's been two hundred years since an Indian has cocked a snoot at the British Empire and got away with it. And stop calling me Mr. Patel, you're not a junior clerk anymore.
i must say when i first saw you as a bumbling lawyer here in bombay i never thought i'd be greeting you as a national hero.	I'm hardly that, Mr. Patel.
that's young nehru. he's got his father's intellect, his mother's looks and the devil's charm. if they don't ruin him at cambridge -- wave! wave! -- he may amount to something.	I must say when I first saw you as a bumbling lawyer here in Bombay I never thought I'd be greeting you as a national hero.
who is that young man?	That's young Nehru. He's got his father's intellect, his mother's looks and the devil's charm. If they don't ruin him at Cambridge -- Wave! Wave! -- he may amount to something.
if we hold firm, it won't be the last.	Don't worry -- I've never seen men so determined. You've given them a way to fight... And I don't think --
well, that's one victory.	If we hold firm, it won't be the last.
it's split the government.	Well, that's one victory.
the fools!  sorry...	It's split the Government.
my wife publicly defied the law. they've arrested her and four others.	The fools!  Sorry...
i don't know who they've left out there to do the work. there can't be one mine left open. have they touched the women?	My wife publicly defied the law. They've arrested her and four others.
no. you were the surprise. it's been all over the prison. we thought they'd be too afraid of the english press.	So did I.
they're sparing no one, i see.	No. You were the surprise. It's been all over the prison. We thought they'd be too afraid of the English press.
allah be praised. and what battalions will you call upon?	I -- I will write to the press -- here -- and in England.  And I will use the courts.
well, then, it must be fought. we are children of god like everyone else.	Allah be praised. And what battalions will you call upon?
i can. but i risk being kicked into the gutter by someone less "holy" than mr. baker.	Well, then, it must be fought. We are children of God like everyone else.
you mean you employ mr. baker as your attorney, but you can't walk down the street with him?	I can. But I risk being kicked into the gutter by someone less "holy" than Mr. Baker.
in england, i was a poor student but i --	That was England.
i'm -- i'm afraid i have no money.	Oh!  Neither have I.  I'm awfully sorry.
all right. fine.	I'm -- I'm afraid I have no money.
yes -- yes. it's just that... in these clothes i'd -- i'd prefer to go by taxi.	All right. Fine.
assuming we are in agreement?	Yes -- yes. It's just that... in these clothes I'd -- I'd prefer to go by taxi.
you're an extraordinary man.	I assure you I feel a very ordinary man at this moment.
good. good.  i have thought of calling for a royal commission to "investigate" the new legislation.  i think i could guarantee they would recommend the act be repealed.	I congratulate them.
very well.	Good. Good.  I have thought of calling for a Royal Commission to "investigate" the new legislation.  I think I could guarantee they would recommend the Act be repealed.
i'm glad to hear you say that... very glad. you see if we repeal the act under pressure  under this kind of pressure it will create a great deal of resentment. can you understand that?	Very well.
somehow i expected not.	I'm glad to hear you say that... very glad. You see if we repeal the Act under pressure  under this kind of pressure it will create a great deal of resentment. Can you understand that?
hm. of course it is not quite that simple.	Somehow I expected not.
well, if you ask, general smuts, i'm sure it will be done.	Hm. Of course it is not quite that simple.
mr. gandhi, i've more or less decided to ask the house to repeal the act that you have taken such "exception" to.	Well, if you ask, General Smuts, I'm sure it will be done.
i dined at the prison.	Ahh.
perhaps some tea?	I dined at the prison.
thank you. no.	Perhaps some tea?
will you have a glass of sherry?	Thank you. No.
yes, sir, he has. the usual -- india's salt belongs to india -- but then he says flatly that he personally is going to lead a raid tomorrow on the dharasana salt works.	Thank him for his letter, and put him in jail.
he's addressed this letter directly to you, has he?	Yes, sir, he has. The usual -- India's salt belongs to India -- but then he says flatly that he personally is going to lead a raid tomorrow on the Dharasana Salt Works.
who's leading them?	I don't know! Nehru, Patel, almost every Congress Official is in jail... and their wives and their children -- we've even arrested Nehru's mother.
...there's been no time to keep figures, but there must be ninety -- a hundred thousand under arrest.  and it still goes on.	Who's leading them?
and that's the basis of this "declaration of independence"?	Yes, sir. The day he sets off everyone is supposed to raise the flag of "Free India." Then he walks some two hundred and forty miles to the sea and makes salt.
could we cut all news off? i know --	Bapu -- please. Where are you going.
in calcutta it's like civil war. the muslims rose and there was a bloodbath, and now the hindus are taking revenge -- and if we can't stop it there'll be no hope for the hindus left in pakistan.	...an eye for an eye making the whole world blind.
he was right. it's insane -- anything would have been better.	Have you found him?
bapu, for me, and the rest,  if that is what you want, we will accept it. but out there  already there is rioting because hindus fear you are going to give too much away.	If you did this, no one could control it. No one.
have you read his magazine?	No -- but I think I'm going to.
ah -- we should invite gandhi. what the devil has happened to him anyway?	He's "discovering" India.
vincent, where's the shore?  we're too far out. we have to go back!	Too late for that.  We're closer to the other side.
now is your chance to find out.	Vincent, where's the shore?  We're too far out. We have to go back!
how are you doing this, vincent?  how have you done <i>any</i> of this?	Now is your chance to find out.
who are you trying to convince?	I will prove it to you.  Come swim with me now, Vincent.  Now--tonight.
you didn't beat me that day.  i beat <i>myself</i>.	Who are you trying to convince?
well?  you have all the answers.  how is that possible?	You didn't beat me that day.  I beat <i>myself</i>.
god, even <i>you</i> want to tell me what i <i>can't</i> do. in case you hadn't noticed, anton, i don't need rescuing.  but <i>you</i> did, once.	Well?  You have all the answers.  How is that possible?
it's for the best.	God, even <i>you</i> want to tell me what I <i>can't</i> do. In case you hadn't noticed, Anton, I don't need rescuing.  But <i>you</i> did, once.
is that the only way you can succeed, anton, to see me fail?	It's for the best.
it's over.	Is that the only way you can succeed, Anton, to see me fail?
there are a few million miles to go yet.	It's over.
come with me now, vincent.  you've gone as far as you can go.	There are a few million miles to go yet.
you almost sound like you believe that.	Come with me now, Vincent.  You've gone as far as you can go.
i'm sorry, there's no way we can.	Don't worry.  You'll probably do just as well singing to him in the womb.  We can implant the most successful pre-embryo tomorrow afternoon.
it would be five thousand more.	I'm sorry, there's no way we can.
how much extra?	It would be five thousand more.
i like football.	I have to warn you, Mr Luca, he's going to be at least a head taller than you. Prepare for a crick in the neck in sixteen years time.
some believe it is associated with creativity, although there's no evidence.  also for sports like baseball it can be an advantage.	I like football.
er, no...	Some believe it is associated with creativity, although there's no evidence.  Also for sports like baseball it can be an advantage.
is there any reason you'd want a left-handed child?	Er, no...
he's right, maria.  that's right.	Is there any reason you'd want a left-handed child?
you want to give your child the best possible start.  believe me, we have enough imperfection built-in already.  your child doesn't need any additional burdens.  and keep in mind, this child is still you, simply the <i>best</i> of you. you could conceive naturally a thousand times and never get such a result.	He's right, Maria.  That's right.
we were wondering if we should leave some things to chance.	You want to give your child the best possible start.  Believe me, we have enough imperfection built-in already.  Your child doesn't need any additional burdens.  And keep in mind, this child is still you, simply the <i>best</i> of you. You could conceive naturally a thousand times and never get such a result.
by the way, i left some trash in your locker.	I'll take care of it.
and don't go getting everybody lost out there. you'll give us a bad name.  you won't have me to keep an eye on you, you know.	By the way, I left some trash in your locker.
i'll see what i can do.	And don't go getting everybody lost out there. You'll give us a bad name.  You won't have me to keep an eye on you, you know.
i guess so.  well, while you're up there, maybe you could tidy the place up a bit.	I'll see what I can do.
i guess i'm a slow learner.	I guess so.  Well, while you're up there, maybe you could tidy the place up a bit.
no?  what's keeping you?	I guess I'm a slow learner.
not yet, i'm afraid.	No?  What's keeping you?
so you've finally seen sense and come back to your old job, vincent.	Not yet, I'm afraid.
it's not <i>exactly</i> him.	Where did you get this?
we found his spit in the dead director's eye. he's signed a confession--supplied us with the suit he wore on the night.  what more do you want?	Luca could still be an accomplice.
positive saliva match.  the cup was definitely used since the original sweep.	So we have two choices.  Either our suspect came back to the murder scene for a drink of water and I don't know anybody that thirsty or...  ...he <i>is</i> here.  We test again.  You're right, Hugo, this was a desperate act.  Someone had a lot to lose that night--perhaps their place in line.  I'd like the profiles of everyone with an upcoming mission.
where do we start?	We'll vacuum these streets if we have to.
what are you waiting for?	Where do we start?
from what budget?	I'll take it out of your damn <i>pension</i> if you question my authority one more time!
get it.  from outside, if you have to.	From what budget?
we don't have the manpower.	Get it.  From outside, if you have to.
no, we've missed something.  we hoover again.	We don't have the manpower.
he's not here.  it's a blind alley.	No, we've missed something.  We Hoover again.
something's not right.	He's not here.  It's a blind alley.
that's the last.	Something's not right.
you know their workforce.  two-thirds at least fall into the category.  we'll be closing down their operation for days.  at least go with a fingertip sample or urine.	Blood.  From the vein.
a man can change his face--but blood is forever. sample every employee within the parameters i gave you.  intravenous.	You know their workforce.  Two-thirds at least fall into the category.  We'll be closing down their operation for days.  At least go with a fingertip sample or urine.
none of the id photos match the enhancement.	A man can change his face--but blood is forever. Sample every employee within the parameters I gave you.  Intravenous.
don't underestimate these imposters.	None of the ID photos match the enhancement.
it is hard to believe he could be one of their elite workers.  you've seen their security system.  they know who works there.  even if you ignore the man's expiration date, his profile suggests that he doesn't have the mathematical propensity let alone the stamina to pass their physicals.	Don't underestimate these imposters.
he was afraid of being exposed.  that's why he did it.	It is hard to believe he could be one of their elite workers.  You've seen their security system.  They know who works there.  Even if you ignore the man's expiration date, his profile suggests that he doesn't have the mathematical propensity let alone the stamina to pass their physicals.
it's still possible the eyelash specimen came from a janitor, delivery man--it could have blown in through an open window.	He was afraid of being exposed.  That's why he did it.
of course.  he's a "de-gene-erate".  he works at gattaca.  why else would we find the eyelash near the washroom?  nobody stops to take a leak during a murder.	It's still possible the eyelash specimen came from a janitor, delivery man--it could have blown in through an open window.
a customer?  does this michael's cater to misfits?	No.  But one or two "borrowed ladders" have shown up there in the past.
the skin flake was found in michael's restaurant. the employees are all accounted for.	A customer?  Does this Michael's cater to misfits?
we're already getting complaints about frivolous search.	This is a murder investigation.  The public should be happy to co-operate, to get this disease off the streets.
i don't like anybody <i>this</i> unlucky.  widen the sweep.  the west side.  draw a five mile radius around gattaca.  hoover some of the classier establishments.  random car stops.	We're already getting complaints about frivolous search.
with respect, sir, many perfectly innocent citizens have left specimens at as many crime scenes.  maybe he's just unlucky.	I don't like anybody <i>this</i> unlucky.  Widen the sweep.  The West side.  Draw a five mile radius around Gattaca.  Hoover some of the classier establishments.  Random car stops.
since going underground, traces of this in-valid have shown up at the scene of four serious felonies.  do you need any more than that?	With respect, Sir, many perfectly innocent citizens have left specimens at as many crime scenes.  Maybe he's just unlucky.
is there something more we should know about this suspect, sir?  i mean besides what's on his sheet.	Since going underground, traces of this In-Valid have shown up at the scene of four serious felonies.  Do you need any more than that?
--there's that word again.  i have a feeling this man doesn't play the odds, detective.  not exactly a slave to probability.  is it "likely" that a man who has successfully eluded authorities for fifteen years--a brutal killer--is going to come to us now like a lamb?	Is there something more we should know about this suspect, Sir?  I mean besides what's on his sheet.
this <i>is</i> the most likely location--	--There's that word again.  I have a feeling This man doesn't play the odds, Detective.  Not exactly a slave to probability.  Is it "likely" that a man who has successfully eluded authorities for fifteen years--a brutal killer--is going to come to us now like a lamb?
we're in the wrong place.  we're wasting time.	This <i>is</i> the most likely location--
what a pity.	Detective Hugo, it's a simple case of lost and found.  All we have to do is locate the man who's minus an eyelash and this murder will solve itself.
--i've already run it.  there's no record of any living relative.	What a pity.
i'll run a crossover on the eyelash for any family or associate connections--	--I've already run it.  There's no record of any living relative.
who knows with these "deficients"?  his profile indicates a proclivity for violence.	I'll run a crossover on the eyelash for any family or associate connections--
of course that doesn't jibe with what we found.  this was an angry killing.	Who knows with these "deficients"?  His profile indicates a proclivity for violence.
even if this vincent luca <i>is</i> alive, is it likely he could bludgeon a man to death?	No.  Not <i>likely</i>.
so there's a 20 percent chance he's <i>not</i> dead.	Even if this Vincent Luca <i>is</i> alive, is it likely he could bludgeon a man to death?
according to this, he's a sick man.  congenital heart condition.  who knows how long the specimen has been here but there's an 80 percent chance the owner of that eyelash has already died himself from natural causes.	So there's a 20 percent chance he's <i>not</i> dead.
--what <i>about</i> his profile?	According to this, he's a sick man.  Congenital heart condition.  Who knows how long the specimen has been here but there's an 80 percent chance the owner of that eyelash has already died himself from natural causes.
with respect, sir--it may be the only unaccountable specimen but the profile suggests--	--What <i>about</i> his profile?
no, <i>this</i> is your man.	With respect, Sir--it may be the only unaccountable specimen but the profile suggests--
i look around, i see a lot of dry eyes. the director was not...  ...universally loved.  he was leading the cut-backs in the program.  you're looking at a room full of motives.	No, <i>this</i> is your man.
grudges?	I look around, I see a lot of dry eyes. The Director was not...  ...universally loved.  He was leading the cut-backs in the program.  You're looking at a room full of motives.
of course, sir.  we're checking the entry log, alibis, grudges...	Grudges?
a man's dead, detective.	Of course, Sir.  We're checking the entry log, alibis, grudges...
i don't understand why you were dragged out here, sir.  it's hardly worth wasting your time--a no-nothing case like this.	A man's dead, Detective.
at least it's nothing contagious.	I will not permit any further testing on the eve of a mission.  We're already counting backwards.
twelve have a mission within the week.	This time I will supervise each test personally.
right now, <i>your</i> presence is creating more of a threat.  i don't think you have any concept of what we do here--how meticulous our preparations must be.  we are about to send twelve people through 140 million miles of blackness to rendezvous with an object the size of a house and the color of coal.  so it's rather critical to point them in the right direction. and we certainly don't need you looking over our shoulders.  besides, i don't believe there is any evidence that the killer <i>is</i> amongst us.  i don't see too many other dead bodies littering the place.	No, but since there aren't too many <i>live</i> ones tonight either, you won't mind us conducting one further sweep.  If he does not work here, then there should be no other trace of him.  I think you'd better get some people out of bed, Detective.  In the meantime we can re-check his favorite haunt.
you're so unconcerned that you have a killer in your midst.	Right now, <i>your</i> presence is creating more of a threat.  I don't think you have any concept of what we do here--how meticulous our preparations must be.  We are about to send twelve people through 140 million miles of blackness to rendezvous with an object the size of a house and the color of coal.  So it's rather critical to point them in the right direction. And we certainly don't need you looking over our shoulders.  Besides, I don't believe there is any evidence that the killer <i>is</i> amongst us.  I don't see too many other dead bodies littering the place.
one look through there and you would know why i can't possibly allow you to disrupt operations any further.	You're so unconcerned that you have a killer in your midst.
thank you, no.	One look through there and you would know why I can't possibly allow you to disrupt operations any further.
would you care to look--in the telescope?	Thank you, no.
what a relief.	This unaccountable specimen was found in the south wing corridor.
we believe we have a suspect.	What a relief.
surely you know what you have.	We have to be certain.  Once they're up, we can hardly turn the boat around.
often.	Surely you know what you have.
how often do you test, director?	Often.
what's wrong with him?	You have more in common than you know.
don't be deceived, irene.  these are just the clothes.  he has to wear them. something i could never do.	What's wrong with him?
he's probably leaving some more of me around the place before he goes.	Don't be deceived, Irene.  These are just the clothes.  He has to wear them. Something I could never do.
i've been looking for him.  do you know where he is?	He's probably leaving some more of me around the place before he goes.
that's where we get rid of the traces of him although we never truly succeeded.	I've been looking for him.  Do you know where he is?
it's about the director.	Again?
now <i>you're</i> here.  who are your "friends"?	It's about the Director.
good to see you're feeling better.	Now <i>you're</i> here.  Who are your "friends"?
jerome--?	Hello, sweatheart.  Come on up.
hello.	Jerome--?
i don't know exactly, jerome.	At least you're honest.  Call me by my middle name--Eugene--If you're going to be Jerome, you may as well start getting used to it.
you're both going to a lot of trouble--  maybe you can con somebody into believing you're me to get your foot in the door--but once you're inside, you're on your own.  i'm sure you're sincere...  ...but i was being groomed for something like this myself.  even without the accident i don't think i would have made it.  my point is--how the hell do <i>you</i> expect to pull this off?	I don't know exactly, Jerome.
german.	You're both going to a lot of trouble--  Maybe you can con somebody into believing you're me to get your foot in the door--but once you're inside, you're on your own.  I'm sure you're sincere...  ...but I was being groomed for something like this myself.  Even without the accident I don't think I would have made it.  My point is--how the hell do <i>you</i> expect to pull this off?
listen, i don't want you to think i'm ungrateful --i know you and that little broker--what do you call him?	German.
suit yourself.	Listen, I don't want you to think I'm ungrateful --I know you and that little broker--what do you call him?
i think i'd better choose the menu.  after all, you're learning how to be me, i'm not learning how to be <i>you</i>.	Suit yourself.
what's wrong with it?	I think I'd better choose the menu.  After all, you're learning how to be me, I'm not learning how to be <i>you</i>.
yeah.  you want to go dancing tonight?	What's wrong with it?
you okay, jerome?	Yeah.  You want to go dancing tonight?
six one.	He's too tall.
okay, how tall did you <i>used</i> to be?	Six one.
thank you.	I got the better end of the deal.  I just lent you my body--you lent me your dream.
i'm travelling too.	Thank you.
where are you going?	I'm travelling too.
in case you get back before i do.	Where are you going?
why have you done this?	In case you get back before I do.
have you forgotten?  i don't need any samples where i'm going.	No, but you might need them when you get back.
i have your samples ready.	Have you forgotten?  I don't need any samples where I'm going.
how the hell did you get here.	I could always walk.  I've been faking it.
not bad, jerome.	How the hell did you get here.
how are you, jerome?	Not bad, Jerome.
how would you like to be yourself for the day?	I was never very good at it, remember?
hello?	How would you like to be yourself for the day?
by the time i'm at the belt, you phone and say, "how are you?"  forty-five minutes later i reply, "not bad.  how are you?"	I guess I'd better have something important to say if it takes that long to get an answer.
how long?	By the time I'm at the Belt, you phone and say, "How are you?"  Forty-five minutes later I reply, "Not bad.  How are you?"
we'll still be able to talk when i'm away. the conversation will just keep getting longer.	How long?
don't worry about your little pin cushion. to be honest, i'm looking forward to having the place to myself.	We'll still be able to talk when I'm away. The conversation will just keep getting longer.
will you be okay?	Don't worry about your little pin cushion. To be honest, I'm looking forward to having the place to myself.
you may as well invite her here.	Will you be okay?
everybody goes there.	You may as well invite her here.
michael's.	Everybody goes there.
where are you taking her?	Michael's.
i'm sure you'll be very convincing.	Where are you taking her?
she's already got her doubts.  i have to act like nothing's wrong.	I'm sure you'll be very convincing.
again?	She's already got her doubts.  I have to act like nothing's wrong.
i'm sorry.  i've got plans.	Again?
where are we going?	I'm sorry.  I've got plans.
of course not.  but she's have to know eventually.	She doesn't <i>have</i> to know.  She doesn't <i>want</i> to know.
you're not thinking of telling her, are you?	Of course not.  But she's have to know eventually.
you know how it is with these altered births --somebody told her she's not going to live forever and she's been preparing to die ever since.	You're not thinking of telling her, are you?
you <i>are</i> a catch.  no doubt she's worried that she would lower the standard of your offspring. everybody wants to "breed up".  what's wrong with her?	You know how it is with these altered births --somebody told her she's not going to live forever and she's been preparing to die ever since.
complicated.  i couldn't stop her apologizing.	You <i>are</i> a catch.  No doubt she's worried that she would lower the standard of your offspring. Everybody wants to "breed up".  What's wrong with her?
how was your evening?	Complicated.  I couldn't stop her apologizing.
never stopped you before.  and for god's sake stop plucking your hair. someone went to a lot of trouble to make sure you wouldn't go bald.	If I were you I'd worry about myself.  Haven't you forgotten something?
i don't feel too good.  i think i'm still drunk from last night.	Never stopped you before.  And for God's sake stop plucking your hair. Someone went to a lot of trouble to make sure you wouldn't go bald.
not thirsty?  we've got enough virgin samples to last us the week.	I don't feel too good.  I think I'm still drunk from last night.
good choice.	Not thirsty?  We've got enough virgin samples to last us the week.
if you say so.  the stripe.	Good choice.
i've got enough on my mind without that.	If you say so.  The stripe.
is that all?	I've got enough on my mind without that.
you're the one who said not to change anything. she's my ear to the investigation.	Is that all?
so it's not just the hoovers who've got you rattled.	You're the one who said not to change anything. She's my ear to the investigation.
you really had other offers?	I'm sure I could have.
and keep your lashes on your lids where they belong.  how could you be so careless?	I'm sorry.  I think I was crying.
how could they recognize you?  <i>i</i> don't recognize you.  anyway, you don't have a choice.  you run, you may as well sign a confession, turn us both in right now.  no, we stick this out-- find out what we can but change nothing.  this is a minor inconvenience is all it is.  we've taken worse heat than this.  jesus, if i'd known you were going to go belly up on me at the last fucking gasp, i wouldn't have bothered.  you can't quit on me now.  i've put too much into this.  besides, this stuff is <i>mine</i>.  i had other offers, you know.  i could have rented myself out to somebody with a spine.  you want me to wheel in there and finish the job myself?  we'll take off all right, from pad 18 just like we planned.	And keep your lashes on your lids where they belong.  How could you be so careless?
they'll recognize me.	How could they recognize you?  <i>I</i> don't recognize you.  Anyway, you don't have a choice.  You run, you may as well sign a confession, turn us both in right now.  No, we stick this out-- find out what we can but change nothing.  This is a minor inconvenience is all it is.  We've taken worse heat than this.  Jesus, if I'd known you were going to go belly up on me at the last fucking gasp, I wouldn't have bothered.  You can't quit on me now.  I've put too much into this.  Besides, this stuff is <i>mine</i>.  I had other offers, you know.  I could have rented myself out to somebody with a spine.  You want me to wheel in there and finish the job myself?  We'll take off all right, from pad 18 just like we planned.
where is your head, jerome?  you're acting like a guilty man.  they won't marry the eyelash to you.  they won't believe that one of their elite navigators could have suckered them for the last five years.	They'll recognize me.
--you don't understand, they'll make the connection, they'll hoover again.  we should cut our losses.	Where is your head, Jerome?  You're acting like a guilty man.  They won't marry the eyelash to you.  They won't believe that one of their elite navigators could have suckered them for the last five years.
i'm not going anywhere.  less than a week to go. not on your life--	--You don't understand, they'll make the connection, they'll hoover again.  We should cut our losses.
come on--we're taking off.	I'm not going anywhere.  Less than a week to go. Not on your life--
could be worse.  they could have found it in your eye.	Come on--we're taking off.
in a corridor.	Could be worse.  They could have found it in your eye.
where?	In a corridor.
they found my eyelash.	Where?
what makes them think that?	They found my eyelash.
they think i offed the director.	What makes them think that?
what are you talking about?	They think I offed the Director.
we can't stay here.	What are you talking about?
any particular reason?	We can't stay here.
call german.	Any particular reason?
it's all right.	I'm proud of you, Vincent.
--i walked right in front of it.  i was never more sober in my life.	It's all right.
--what car?--go to sleep.	--I walked right in front of it.  I was never more sober in my life.
you know i wasn't drunk--i knew what i was doing when i walked in front of that car--	--What car?--Go to sleep.
it's okay, eugene.	You know I wasn't drunk--I knew what I was doing when I walked in front of that car--
i'm sorry.  i'm sorry.	It's okay, Eugene.
up there they wouldn't be a problem.	You know I'm scared of heights.
a day or so.	I still can't believe they're sending you to the Belt--you of all people--never meant to be born, on a mission to discover the origin of life.
how long do you stay up there before you go?	A day or so.
11.15 to the port.  a maintenance crew.	How long do you stay up there before you go?
what <i>is</i> that one?	11.15 to the port.  A maintenance crew.
and drinking it.  it's like evian by the time it's filtered.	What <i>is</i> that one?
at least up there your piss will be worth something.  you'll all be showering in it, right?	And drinking it.  It's like Evian by the time it's filtered.
i gotta stop!!  i gotta stop!!	Keep going!!  Keep going!!
let's get out of here.	You're right, there's more atmosphere where you're going.
hey, how much of you can be there?  even if the "j. edgars" do find something, in a week--  you'll be slightly out of their jurisdiction.  come on, we've got to get drunk immediately.	You're going to have to earn your supper.  I've got my final physical tomorrow.
that's not the point.	Hey, how much of you can be there?  Even if the "J. Edgars" do find something, in a week--  you'll be slightly out of their jurisdiction.  Come on, we've got to get drunk immediately.
so what?  you didn't kill him, did you?	That's not the point.
the place is crawling with hoovers.	So what?  You didn't kill him, did you?
this calls for a celebration.  doesn't it?	The place is crawling with Hoovers.
he was still warm when they confirmed.	This calls for a celebration.  Doesn't it?
what an act of benevolence--a service to the community.  so that's it.  now there's nothing between you and ignition.	He was still warm when they confirmed.
they found him in his office this morning-- beaten so bad they had to check his nametag.	What an act of benevolence--a service to the community.  So that's it.  Now there's nothing between you and ignition.
you wish.	They found him in his office this morning-- beaten so bad they had to check his nametag.
the mission director.	You wish.
who died?	The Mission Director.
what about you?  what's in this for you, eugene?	Listen, I bag this stuff anyway.  It may as well pay my rent.
you don't know what a relief it is not to be me.  are you sure <i>you</i> want the job?	What about you?  What's in this for you, Eugene?
it's not too late to back out.	You don't know what a relief it is not to be me.  Are you sure <i>you</i> want the job?
god, you're serious, aren't you?	It's not too late to back out.
leave?  just a few million years ago every atom in this hair--in our bodies--was a part of a star. i don't see it as leaving.  i see it as going home.	God, you're serious, aren't you?
god, what <i>wouldn't</i> you do to leave the planet?	Leave?  Just a few million years ago every atom in this hair--in our bodies--was a part of a star. I don't see it as leaving.  I see it as going home.
<i>more</i> than that.  you'll get used to it.	God, what <i>wouldn't</i> you do to leave the planet?
you really need that much?	<i>More</i> than that.  You'll get used to it.
you had to be a right-hander.	Noone orders southpaws anymore.
it needs work.	You had to be a right-hander.
wrong color.  it's silver.  it's not easy living up to this.	It needs work.
what about this?	Wrong color.  It's silver.  It's not easy living up to this.
if anybody asks, tell them the truth-- your family disowns you.  you are a disappointment, jerome.	What about this?
i have to know where you come from.	If anybody asks, tell them the truth-- your family disowns you.  You are a disappointment, Jerome.
what will happen to the others?	They are not babies, Maria, merely "human possibilities".
antonio, the choir...	I have to caution you it's not fool-proof. With multi-gene traits there can be no guarantees.
i understand.  that's already been taken care of.  now you appreciate i can only work with the raw material i have at my disposal but for a little extra...i could also attempt to insert sequences associated with enhanced mathematical or musical ability.	Antonio, the choir...
we want him--we were hoping he would get married and have children.  we'd like grandchildren.	I understand.  That's already been taken care of.  Now you appreciate I can only work with the raw material I have at my disposal but for a little extra...I could also attempt to insert sequences associated with enhanced mathematical or musical ability.
anything i've forgotten?	We want him--we were hoping he would get married and have children.  We'd like grandchildren.
you've already specified blue eyes, dark hair and fair skin.  i have taken the liberty of eradicating any potentially prejudicial conditions - premature baldness, myopia, alcoholism and addictive susceptibility, propensity for violence and obesity--	--We didn't want--<i>diseases</i>, yes.
we would like vincent to have a brother... you know, to play with.	You've already specified blue eyes, dark hair and fair skin.  I have taken the liberty of eradicating any potentially prejudicial conditions - premature baldness, myopia, alcoholism and addictive susceptibility, propensity for violence and obesity--
first, we may as well decide on gender. have you given it any thought?	We would like Vincent to have a brother... you know, to play with.
even with lifts i'm never that tall.	There's a way.
you can wear lifts.	Even with lifts I'm never that tall.
why are you inventing problems?  you two are a couple of goddam clones.  you look so right together, i want to double my fee.	How tall are you?
i'd have to bleach my hair.	Why are you inventing problems?  You two are a couple of goddam clones.  You look so right together, I want to double my fee.
yeah.	I'd have to bleach my hair.
that's the hair color in his profile?	Yeah.
how do i square the accident?	It happened in Australasia.  He checked in yesterday.  No family complications, no record he ever broke his neck.  As far as anybody's concerned, he's still a walking, talking, fully-productive member of society. You just have to get him off the pipe and fill in the last two years of his life.  Excuse me, <i>your</i> life.
no problem.  before he dropped out he was an honor student, the right majors--	How do I square the accident?
i hope he's not just a body.	No problem.  Before he dropped out he was an honor student, the right majors--
he has the heart of an ox.  he could run through a goddamn wall--if he could still run. actually, he was a big college swimming star.	I hope he's not just a body.
vincent, come down.  i've found him.	He has the heart of an ox.  He could run through a Goddamn wall--if he could still run. Actually, he was a big college swimming star.
german, is that you?	Vincent, come down.  I've found him.
vincent...vincent...	German, is that you?
what do you think?	I think I could do something  provided you know what you're doing and you can meet the terms.
i've found him too.	A fingerprint.  There's something to be said for nostalgia.  What did you find?
hugo!  i've found him!	I've found him too.
not that.	They said the same thing about myopia and obesity.  You think your children would be less human if they were less violent, angry, spiteful?  Maybe they'd be <i>more</i> human.  From where I sit the world could stand a little improving.
you worried about the cost?	Not that.
these new personality corrections i've been reading about.	You worried about the cost?
why not?	These new personality corrections I've been reading about.
my wife and i--we're thinking of starting a family.	Why not?
a year is a long time.	Not so long--just once around the sun.
--when you go away.	We could go together one day.
what is it?	I forgot something--something at home. I'll see you later.
you hypocrite.  do you think for one moment you'd be doing what you're doing if it wasn't for who you are--<i>what</i> you are?  don't you get <i>any</i> satisfaction knowing that your children will be able to live to a ripe old age unless they do something foolish?	That's precisely what <i>scares</i>me--that they won't do anything <i>foolish</i> or <i>courageous</i> or <i>anything</i>--worth a Goddamn.
but "if it came to it" then it couldn't have your--  --nose.  how perfect does your child have to be?	You hypocrite.  Do you think for one moment you'd be doing what you're doing if it wasn't for who you are--<i>what</i> you are?  Don't you get <i>any</i> satisfaction knowing that your children will be able to live to a ripe old age unless they do something foolish?
so you're not so smart after all.  i want you to know--if it ever came to it-- i'd be willing to get an ovum from the egg bank.  in fact, i'd <i>rather</i> use a donor egg--  --<i>if</i> it came to it.	But "if it came to it" then it couldn't have your--  --nose.  How perfect does your child have to be?
you remember the '99 chrysler lebaron? it's the exact height of the front fender.  looked right instead of left.	So you're not so smart after all.  I want you to know--if it ever came to it-- I'd be willing to get an ovum from the Egg Bank.  In fact, I'd <i>rather</i> use a donor egg--  --<i>if</i> it came to it.
what happened?	You remember the '99 Chrysler LeBaron? It's the exact height of the front fender.  Looked right instead of left.
my medication.  i left it back there.	We'll get it later.  Irene, please.
come on.	My medication.  I left it back there.
i can't.	Come on.
it's not safe.  i shouldn't have brought you here.	I can't.
who are they?	It's not safe.  I shouldn't have brought you here.
let's walk.	Who are they?
what about the car?	Let's walk.
why are we leaving?	Those checks take forever.
what <i>is</i> this place?	You've never been here?  Let me order for you.
so you didn't do it after all.	I guess somebody beat me to it.
of course i think about it every day.	Of course.
nothing yet.  i'll start experiencing symptoms in my late-fifties.  but unless they come up with something between now and then, i won't live much past 67.	Of course I think about it every day.
what exactly is wrong?	Nothing yet.  I'll start experiencing symptoms in my late-fifties.  But unless they come up with something between now and then, I won't live much past 67.
it's here.  my heart.  i'm careful--weekly check-ups.  i'm on a drug maintenance program, blood thinners, diet--  i just want you to know what you'd be getting yourself into.	What exactly is wrong?
you'll be next.	I don't think so.  The only trip I'll make in space is around the sun--  --on this satellite right here.
i envy you, jerome.	You'll be next.
you're angry--	Why would I be angry?  It was beautiful.
yes...<i>yes</i>...	You're angry--
you didn't know?	Yes...<i>yes</i>...
perhaps we ought to celebrate, irene.	You celebrate, Jerome?
just some in-valid.  vincent--  --somebody.	Perhaps we ought to celebrate, Irene.
does it have a name?	Just some In-Valid.  Vincent--  --somebody.
in the south wing.	Does it have a name?
where?	In the South Wing.
they found an eyelash.	Where?
it was a mercy-killing after all.	They found an eyelash.
friend?	It was a mercy-killing after all.
have they found our friend?	Friend?
we were just looking.	I know about you.
i'm sorry.  i didn't mean anything.	We were just looking.
why would we do that?	I have better things to do this week than answer the foolish questions of some flatfoot. Don't you?
why don't we say we were together?	Why would we do that?
no.	Why don't we say we were together?
so we don't know for sure about you, either.	No.
yes.	So we don't know for sure about you, either.
were <i>you</i> alone?	Yes.
i was at home.	Were <i>you</i> alone?
looks bad, doesn't it, irene?  what about <i>you?</i>  where were you last night?	I was at home.
no it can't be verified.  yes i was alone.	Looks bad, doesn't it, Irene?  What about <i>you?</i>  Where were you last night?
can that be, er, verified?  were you alone?	No it can't be verified.  Yes I was alone.
last night?  i was at home.	Can that be, er, verified?  Were you alone?
i've been asked to compile a log for the investigators--they want to know everyone's whereabouts last night.	Last night?  I was at home.
no bother.	I've been asked to compile a log for the investigators--they want to know everyone's whereabouts last night.
just remember, lamar, i could have gone up and back and nobody would have been the wiser--	--Unfortunately my son's not all that they promised.  But then, who know what he could do.
did i ever tell you about my son, jerome?  he's a big fan of yours.  he wants to apply here.	Just remember, Lamar, I could have gone up and back and nobody would have been the wiser--
there's a problem, lamar.	Did I ever tell you about my son, Jerome?  He's a big fan of yours.  He wants to apply here.
flight got you nervous?	There's a problem, Lamar.
new policy.	Flight got you nervous?
what's this, lamar?	New policy.
i've got enough here.	Need any more, you can always get it off his shoes.
if everything goes to plan, this could be the last time i see you for a while.  one week to go.  please tell me you're the least bit excited.	I'll tell you at the end of the week.
jerome...never shy.  pisses on command. you've got a beautiful cock.  i ever told you that, jerome?	Only every time I'm in here.
the name?  for the certificate.	Antonio--
not like <i>this</i> one.	Honey, look around you.  The world doesn't want one like <i>that</i> one.
--i've read your profile.  i don't know about the father but you carry enough hereditary factors on your own.  you can have other children.	Not like <i>this</i> one.
honey, you've made <i>one</i> mistake--	--I've read your profile.  I don't know about the father but you carry enough hereditary factors on your own.  You can have other children.
i'm not doing it.	Honey, you've made <i>one</i> mistake--
the doctor will give you something.	I'm not doing it.
no, you don't understand.  i <i>can't</i>.	The doctor will give you something.
i told you, the government pays.  it's all taken care of.	No, you don't understand.  I <i>can't</i>.
i can't do this.	I told you, the government pays.  It's all taken care of.
what are you doing?	I can't do this.
don't think too badly of her... after all, you were in jail a long time and she is a healthy young woman.	Get it over with...
close... but it takes a hell of a lot more than promises to pull the kind of strings i pulled.	I bet.
no.  my old lady must have made a lot of promises.	Close... but it takes a hell of a lot more than promises to pull the kind of strings I pulled.
the obvious.  but we are both not interested in that right now.	No.  My old lady must have made a lot of promises.
so we did that crackerbox... to cover for you.	The obvious.  But we are both not interested in that right now.
a little more was taken out before.  my brother's a director of that bank, mr. mccoy... i had a few pressing debts.	So we did that crackerbox... to cover for you.
one. the radio's rappin' about $750^000. we only got a half a million.	A little more was taken out before.  My brother's a director of that Bank, Mr. McCoy... I had a few pressing debts.
what do you add up to here?	One. The radio's rappin' about $750^000. We only got a half a million.
i knew that life didn't add up to the obvious when i was 8.	What do you add up to here?
a simple reason, mccoy. the obvious reason. to rob a bank.	I knew that life didn't add up to the obvious when I was 8.
you still don't get the picture do you? i've always heard what a smart ass operator you are.	No applause!
i'm in a hurry.	You still don't get the picture do you? I've always heard what a smart ass operator you are.
you know, you and i may be two of a kind.	No way. I always do my own work.
that's your problem.	You know, you and I may be two of a kind.
they may nail me into this now, mccoy.	That's your problem.
you hired jackson and rudy., not me.	They may nail me into this now, McCoy.
what about your wife?	What about her?  Let's c ut up the money, I want to get North.
that's right.	What about your wife?
and you got him...	That's right.
three... rudy got ambitious.	And you got him...
news said two persons killed.	Three... Rudy got ambitious.
beynon.	News said two persons killed.
hello, mccoy.	Beynon.
i'll take care of my end.	Stay clean.
they will be ready. you guys do your job.	I'll take care of my end.
sure,  you're working on the passports...  ... and visas?	They will be ready. You guys do your job.
rudy butler, frank jackson...	I heard about you. You work with Miller.
they're mine. the one with the moustache is my brother. they stay out of it. we stay clean.	Rudy Butler, Frank Jackson...
what about them?	They're mine. The one with the moustache is my brother. They stay out of it. We stay clean.
you run the job, but i run the show. you got two weeks to set it up.	What about them?
i get my own help.	You run the job, but I run the show. You got two weeks to set it up.
you're back with your own people now. got you some professionals.	I get my own help.
this is the only time you and i meet in public. any business with me, handle it with him...	You're back with your own people now. Got you some professionals.
i guess it was because i was a model prisoner.	This is the only time you and I meet in public. Any business with me, handle it with him...
hard to judge how these things happen. the parole board almost never reverses their decisions.	I guess it was because I was a model prisoner.
all it takes is a long arm.	Hard to judge how these things happen. The Parole Board almost never reverses their decisions.
you gotta be kidding.	Not at all, just a pleasant way to have lunch.
what now?	We walk.
yeah, why not? we're the good guys.	I guess we are.
whatever happens... we're going all the way.	Yeah, why not? We're the good guys.
hell, i don't know... but we sure gave it a run.	Whatever happens... we're going all the way.
are we going to make it?	Hell, I don't know... but we sure gave it a run.
how long before this car's hot?	Pull over.
they will have our description before we can get a plane.	Yeah.
i don't know, airport i guess.	They will have our description before we can get a plane.
where do we go from here?	I don't know, airport I guess.
you okay?	Where do we go from here?
who was it?	Just get your clothes on...
come on, come on.	Who was it?
you're crazy.	Get your clothes on, move your butt.
if they are not here, he must have sent them away.	You're crazy.
so what?	If they are not here, he must have sent them away.
laughlin. he's always got his family around... that wife and kid of his have to stand by his side to make sure he stays off the juice and horses.	So what?
what is it?	Laughlin. He's always got his family around... that wife and kid of his have to stand by his side to make sure he stays off the juice and horses.
get in the shower. you'll feel okay.	Whatever you say.
i don't know.	Get in the shower. You'll feel okay.
what's wrong?	I don't know.
yeah.	What's wrong?
i'll be ready.	Yeah.
jeep. there's a dry river bed fifteen miles east. he takes us to the mexican side, drops us off at the airfield by breakfast... we've got a 9 o'clock flight.	I'll be ready.
oh, jesus... how?	Jeep. There's a dry river bed fifteen miles east. He takes us to the Mexican side, drops us off at the airfield by breakfast... we've got a 9 o'clock flight.
ten. laughlin's going to take us across at four a.m.	Oh, Jesus... how?
great. i'm going to sleep twelve hours.	Ten. Laughlin's going to take us across at four A.M.
we've got some food coming, should be here any minute.	Great. I'm going to sleep twelve hours.
we get to mexico, we can have a life.	That's all I want... It's the only thing I have ever wanted.
can we make it?	We get to Mexico, we can have a life.
you and me.	Can we make it?
okay.	You and me.
i don't see how.	Okay.
things can't get much worse can they?	I don't see how.
you want to try with me?	Things can't get much worse can they?
sounds good.	You want to try with me?
whatever happens it's over.	Sounds good.
no more about beynon.	Whatever happens it's over.
either we pick it up or else we leave it right here. we got to go one way or another.	No more about Beynon.
i always thought jails make people hard. not you. you're just not tough enough to forget about beynon. i chose you, not him.	Either we pick it up or else we leave it right here. We got to go one way or another.
i guess you're right.	I always thought jails make people hard. Not you. You're just not tough enough to forget about Beynon. I chose you, not him.
we've come a lot of miles. but we're not close to anything.	I guess you're right.
we got this far.	We've come a lot of miles. But we're not close to anything.
i don't think we can any more... if we ever get out of here, maybe i should take off...	We got this far.
look, what you said yesterday... i guess that was right. it isn't worth anything if we don't make it together.	I don't think we can any more... If we ever get out of here, maybe I should take off...
listen to me. it's hard enough.	Look, what you said yesterday... I guess that was right. It isn't worth anything if we don't make it together.
i don't want to hear it.	Listen to me. It's hard enough.
i want to say something.	I don't want to hear it.
sure...	I want to say something.
we're going to make it.	Sure...
yeah.	We're going to make it.
we better stick here till tonight.	Yeah.
it's all a game, don't bother me.	We better stick here till tonight.
do what i tell you, it's not a game.	It's all a game, don't bother me.
no scars?	No scars.
okay?	I think so... I don't know.
are you hungry?	Not now.
twenty eight hundred.	Are you hungry?
how much?	Twenty eight hundred.
el paso.	How much?
where are you going?	El Paso.
only one car.	Let's do it.
i trust...  want to see what i trust... in god we trust...  the word's on every bill!!!	You keep it up and it won't matter how far we get away, because it's going to be all over between you and me. Do you understand that? There won't be anything left.
i'll tell you something, doc. one day you're going to have to trust somebody...	I trust...  Want to see what I trust... In God we trust...  The word's on every bill!!!
you can't trust anything these days.	I'll tell you something, Doc. One day you're going to have to trust somebody...
from now on you just shut up and do as you're told.	If I hadn't killed Beynon., you would have.
when are you going to learn?	I did I killed a man.
that would be the first time.	When are you going to learn?
maybe. at least i got to him.  where do we go from here?	El Paso.
i think you liked it with him.	Maybe. At least I got to him.  Where do we go from here?
you're full of ifs.	I think you liked it with him.
if beynon bought him out, and he talked then maybe beynon's boys will be waiting for us in el paso.	You're full of ifs.
what?	If Beynon bought him out, and he talked then maybe Beynon's boys will be waiting for us in El Paso.
why, there's nothing on the news?	I didn't mean police.
there may be a hunting party.	Why, there's nothing on the news?
no... there's a couple of things i'm still working on.	Like what?
you've got it all figured.	No... there's a couple of things I'm still working on.
when they find it, they find it.	You've got it all figured.
you've got all the answers. what about when they find the body on the train?	When they find it, they find it.
we'll grab a room for tonight then you go out tomorrow and buy yourself some new clothes, pick some up for me... grab some food now, paper bag it, we eat in the room.	You've got all the answers. What about when they find the body on the train?
do you mean that?	I mean it.
maybe we should split up... i'll cut the money with you.	Do you mean that?
what do you want to do?	Maybe we should split up... I'll cut the money with you.
you don't like the way things are, i don't like the way things	What do you want to do?
when we had trouble before it was different.	You don't like the way things are, I don't like the way things
you'd do the same for me, wouldn't you, doc?  if i was caught, wouldn't you?	When we had trouble before it was different.
i'll bet you can.	You'd do the same for me, wouldn't you, Doc?  If I was caught, wouldn't you?
i can handle it.	I'll bet you can.
texas is a big state.	I can handle it.
i wouldn't worry doc. i can always get you out... i'll screw every prison official in texas if i have to.	Texas is a big state.
your kind of mistakes are going to land me back in huntsville.	I wouldn't worry Doc. I can always get you out... I'll screw every prison official in Texas if I have to.
there better be a guy with the	You bastard...
fifteen minutes.	Sure?
how long ago.	Fifteen minutes.
it isn't another boyfriend, is it?	How long ago.
he must have.	It isn't another boyfriend, is it?
and switched keys.	He must have.
a man helped me open it...	And switched keys.
what do we do?	We keep going.
if you don't start telling the truth...	What do we do?
she's on tv.	If you don't start telling the truth...
who's she?	She's on TV.
what the hell do you want? mary tyler moore?	Who's she?
when i got out, why didn't you tell me where it was?	What the hell do you want? Mary Tyler Moore?
you sent me to him.	When I got out, why didn't you tell me where it was?
yeah.	You sent me to him.
there wasn't any way to explain it.	Yeah.
why didn't you tell me?	There wasn't any way to explain it.
i don't want to go there.	Do it my way.
if we make a mistake., he'll burn us. you make a deal, you're always better keeping your end up.	I don't want to go there.
let's send his cut back -- just keep going.	If we make a mistake., he'll burn us. You make a deal, you're always better keeping your end up.
i just figure the percentages. he wouldn't try a cross until he's got the money.	Let's send his cut back -- Just keep going.
do you trust him?	I just figure the percentages. He wouldn't try a cross until he's got the money.
i've never "been there... when we met it was in his office.	Do you trust him?
tell me about beynon's ranch.	I've never "been there... When we met it was in his office.
do it my way.	Tell me about Beynon's ranch.
he might be ready to chop us up.	Do it my way.
so what. i've got to give him his money. that was our end of the deal.	He might be ready to chop us up.
there are three men dead.	So what. I've got to give him his money. That was our end of the deal.
why?	There are three men dead.
call the ranch, tell beynotr we'll leave his cut here --	Why?
they checked in.	Call the ranch, tell Beynotr we'll leave his cut here --
doc...	I see it...
what about the bank?	Jackson panicked and nailed the guard.
we're going to have a lot of those,  we're just going to get the money and then go all the way.	... and live happily ever after.
we are always going to be all right tomorrow. i'd like to be all right a few todays.	We're going to have a lot of those,  We're just going to get the money and then go all the way.
i know you do. but it is different.  it's different.  we'll be all right tomorrow.	We are always going to be all right tomorrow. I'd like to be all right a few todays.
i mean it.	I know you do. But it is different.  It's different.  We'll be all right tomorrow.
bullshit.	I mean it.
it doesn!t make much difference where you are, if you're waiting, doc.	Bullshit.
at least you were outside.	It doesn!t make much difference where you are, if you're waiting, Doc.
you know i've actually gotten tired waiting sometimes... worn out waiting.	At least you were outside.
waiting's hard. you never learn how.	You know I've actually gotten tired waiting sometimes... worn out waiting.
it will be such a relief not to have to think about it any more.	Waiting's hard. You never learn how.
i feel like the night before the first day of school.	That bad?
if it's funny i'm going to laugh.	I feel like the night before the first day of school.
promise you won't laugh.	If it's funny I'm going to laugh.
my mind's not on guessing games.	Promise you won't laugh.
you know how i feel?	My mind's not on guessing games.
keep going over these. i don't want anybody getting lost.	If we are clean Gollie will take us over at Nogales. If we are hot we'll have to try Laughlin at El Paso.
for exits off main street.	Should be light traffic that time of day... the Bank Guard carries a .38. These will stop an M.2 at fifty yards.
nail him first, be careful he doesn't panic and want to shoot somebody. local police have one car, a rover, shouldn't be in the vicinity at the time we hit unless it's answering an emergency call... if the cop car shows up remember it doesn't have any automatic weapons. only a shotgun braced on the dashboard. get into a tight spot, you'll be out of range at forty yards. then they're down to their side guns.	For exits off Main Street.
usually on the right side as you go in.	Nail him first, be careful he doesn't panic and want to shoot somebody. Local police have one car, a rover, shouldn't be in the vicinity at the time we hit unless it's answering an emergency call... if the cop car shows up remember it doesn't have any automatic weapons. Only a shotgun braced on the dashboard. Get into a tight spot, you'll be out of range at forty yards. Then they're down to their side guns.
... bank president, three tellers and one guard...	Usually on the right side as you go in.
i didn't. i just waited.	Want to cry now?
but sometimes i cried a lot too.	I didn't. I just waited.
that doesn't hurt.	But sometimes I cried a lot too.
i laugh when i feel happy. sometimes just thinking of you made me laugh. i had a lot of that. and other times that wasn't enough. i had a lot of that too. i know you find it hard to believe, i'm happy just loving you.	That doesn't hurt.
why are you laughing?	I laugh when I feel happy. Sometimes just thinking of you made me laugh. I had a lot of that. And other times that wasn't enough. I had a lot of that too. I know you find it hard to believe, I'm happy just loving you.
but i got you out. didn't i, doc. i did it. i got you out.	Why are you laughing?
yeah... i know.	But I got you out. Didn't I, Doc. I did it. I got you out.
i couldn't have... much longer.	Yeah... I know.
thanks again.  i 'm glad you waited.	I couldn't have... much longer.
you got the parole, didn't you?	Thanks again.  I 'm glad you waited.
is he straight?	You got the parole, didn't you?
$250,000 right off the top.	Is he straight?
yeah, well, i think i'll stick with what i've got.	Suit yourself.
i bought you a lot of new things.	Yeah, well, I think I'll stick with what I've got.
you were asleep.	I bought you a lot of new things.
i was going to fix you breakfast.	You were asleep.
better than i remembered.	I was going to fix you breakfast.
how was it?	Better than I remembered.
really?	Really.
listen, i'm just as nervous as you are.	Really?
i'll be okay.	Listen, I'm just as nervous as you are.
sure.	I'll be okay.
wait... give me a minute.	Sure.
we've got time. we've got a lot of time. i can help you.	Wait... give me a minute.
it's just been a while.	We've got time. We've got a lot of time. I can help you.
it's all right.	It's just been a while.
i guess i'm kind of...	It's all right.
couldn't handle it then. now i can.	I'm still here, Doc.
after four years and now the question comes up.	Couldn't handle it then. Now I can.
you go out much?	After four years and now the question comes up.
no. it's been a long time.	You go out much?
that's not all of it.	No. It's been a long time.
nothing's been boring since you found me.	That's not all of it.
boring.	Nothing's been boring since you found me.
fatter... some things never change.	Boring.
how's estelle?	Fatter... some things never change.
pretty good... made a quick trip to oregon, saw my brother and the kids. figured it would be my last chance, unless they wanted to travel.	How's Estelle?
you been okay?	Pretty good... Made a quick trip to Oregon, saw my brother and the kids. Figured it would be my last chance, unless they wanted to travel.
just the way i remembered.	You been okay?
how does it taste?	Just the way I remembered.
whisky and a peach.	How does it taste?
what do you want for dinner?	Whisky and a peach.
that beynon's got a long arm.	What do you want for dinner?
half a million.	That Beynon's got a long arm.
good.	Half a million.
assumed name... houston.	Good.
where did you get them developed?	Assumed name... Houston.
i made a mistake. i'll never make another one.	Where did you get them developed?
i hope so. i am not looking forward to another stretch.	I made a mistake. I'll never make another one.
better than old times.	I hope so. I am not looking forward to another stretch.
just like old times?	Better than old times.
i've been doing my homework.	Just like old times?
where did you get those?	I've been doing my homework.
small town, small bank, big money.	Where did you get those?
what's beynon got set up?	Small town, small bank, big money.
i've been there every day for the last four years.	What's Beynon got set up?
what do you mean? you've never been there.	I've been there every day for the last four years.
it doesn't look like that.	What do you mean? You've never been there.
where do you want to go?	I want to take a walk.
yeah.	Where do you want to go?
feel good?	Yeah.
it looks fine.	Feel good?
i'm sorry i was late... i got my hair done... the girl was slow.	It looks fine.
sure...	I'm sorry I was late... I got my hair done... the girl was slow.
my license expired, let's get out of here.	Sure...
you want to drive?	My license expired, let's get out of here.
i'm a lot better off than i was an hour ago.	You want to drive?
you okay?	I'm a lot better off than I was an hour ago.
hi.	You okay?
hello, doc.	Hi.
we'll try again.	No way. I've got to get out now.
i really hope you have a nice trip.	Thanks. I hope yours is okay, too.
stands and pauses for a moment.	I really hope you have a nice trip.
i never have any luck.	STANDS AND PAUSES FOR A MOMENT.
no, i'm afraid not.	I never have any luck.
you wouldn't be taking the train to salt lake, would you?	No, I'm afraid not.
yeah... i guess it does.	You wouldn't be taking the train to Salt Lake, would you?
that certainly makes you kind of special...	Yeah... I guess it does.
me, neither. there's about twelve people in the state that aren't mormons and i'm one of them.	That certainly makes you kind of special...
no, i'm not.	Me, neither. There's about twelve people in the state that aren't Mormons and I'm one of them.
utah, the bee-hive state. i'm from orem, right near salt lake ... say, you wouldn't happen to be a mormon, would you?	No, I'm not.
where's home?	Utah, the Bee-Hive state. I'm from Orem, right near Salt Lake ... Say, you wouldn't happen to be a Mormon, would you?
me, too. got twenty-four days of furlough and i'm goin' home.	Where's home?
that's right.	Me, too. Got twenty-four days of furlough and I'm goin' home.
one thing though... how do i explain this to my wife?	Tell her you robbed a bank...
thanks. hope you do too.	By the way, you're getting a hell of a car there, mister.
hope you get to where you're going.	Thanks. Hope you do too.
oh my god.	That little job cost me a hundred dollars... didn't even get to keep the fish.
three years ago i dynamited some fish at the reservoir.	Oh my God.
gonna knock down a wall?	Might try that.
two boxes of double-ought buck.	Gonna knock down a wall?
all right. shells?	Two boxes of double-ought buck.
sure can. i'd like an invicta 12-gauge pump with the twenty-inch barrel.	All right. Shells?
can i help you?	Sure can. I'd like an Invicta 12-gauge pump with the twenty-inch barrel.
it's just a walk-in bank. you don't have to be dillinger for this one.	Dillinger got killed.
what do you have in mind?	It's just a walk-in bank. You don't have to be Dillinger for this one.
aren't we going a little hard?	What do you have in mind?
i'll hang on to these. we don't need them till we get to gollies. okay. any questions?	Aren't we going a little hard?
i 'm handling the fine stuff. you're back up all the way...	Whatever you need.
i'm good at that.	I 'm handling the fine stuff. You're back up all the way...
one-inch stuff on a three-number combination.	I'm good at that.
wire pull over?	One-inch stuff on a three-number combination.
chambers - reilly. time lock opens 20 minutes before they start doing business...	Wire pull over?
what about the vault?	Chambers - Reilly. Time lock opens 20 minutes before they start doing business...
two.	What about the vault?
okay. how many bank exits?	Two.
suit yourself.	Okay. How many bank exits?
i worked ten years without one, i don't need one now.	Suit yourself.
just in case someone gets a shot off.	I worked ten years without one, I don't need one now.
yeah. i got out.	What about you?
you were with him?	Yeah. I got out.
chicago.	You were with him?
where?	Chicago.
you're out of touch. cops blew him up.	Where?
then you do it.	Can't leave the desk.
he took the day off.	Then you do it.
when she gets here, have that kid of yours help her with the suitcase.	He took the day off.
right.	When she gets here, have that kid of yours help her with the suitcase.
just sandwiches...	Right.
my lady'11 come in in about five minutes. have some food sent up in half an hour.	Just sandwiches...
growing -- all of them - every day.  318, you'll be the only ones on the floor.	My lady'11 come in in about five minutes. Have some food sent up in half an hour.
how's mama and the kids?	Growing -- all of them - every day.  318, you'll be the only ones on the floor.
wish you hadn't said that. when slim canfield's lips are sealed, they're sealed.	Go with God.
well, i paid a hell of a price. now for god's sake keep your mouth shut.	Wish you hadn't said that. When Slim Canfield's lips are sealed, they're sealed.
you're going to have to walk back to the border.	Don't worry about me, I'll grab a cab... I can afford it, you know.
you got it.	How about twenty thousand?
i don't report the car and i don't know either of you?	You got it.
that's what i want.	I don't report the car and I don't know either of you?
and i keep my mouth shut?	That's what I want.
sure am.	And I keep my mouth shut?
you serious?	Sure am.
how about if i buy your car for ten grand?	You serious?
'bout five thousand.	How about if I buy your car for ten grand?
come on. how much?	'Bout five thousand.
what's it to you?	Come on. How much?
listen... how much money did you make this year?	What's it to you?
don't you want to go to the airport?	Not now.
juarez - chihuahua city road.	Don't you want to go to the airport?
which way?	Juarez - Chihuahua City road.
let's just get to the border.	Sure thing, mister, it's coming right up. 'Bout an hour. Quiet crossing that is.
i guess you ain't gonna shoot me, are you?	I kinda doubt it.
mexico. i'd like to find a quiet place to cross.	Why not?
where we go in1?	Mexico. I'd like to find a quiet place to cross.
just fine.	Where we go in1?
how was that?	Just fine.
suit yourself.	How was that?
drive.	Suit yourself.
something ought to loosen him up ... how comes we're going to el paso, rudy?	I Just want to find a suitcase.
can he trust you?	That's what matters, isn't it?
two years.	Can he trust you?
how long have you been married?	Two years.
you can trust him...	How long have you been married?
that right?	You can trust him...
i don't think you have to worry much about harold. he won't do anything.	That right?
you do what he says, harold.	After you come back I'll listen while you make some phone calls, tell a few friends you've got to leave for a week or two... You have to call another Vet about the animals. You tell him to come over and take good care of them starting tomorrow... no slip-ups on that. They got to be looked after...
a ford... we have a ford.	That's good. That's very good. Now Harold, you go out and gas up the Ford, check the oil and tires, we don't want any problems on the road. One more thing... If anybody but you comes back...
what kind of car do you have, harold?	A Ford... We have a Ford.
just... tell us what you want.	What kind of car do you have, Harold?
is it possible, mrs. clinton?	Just... tell us what you want.
i've got to stop.	I'll tell you when.
the three of us are going to do some traveling. we're going to take your car to el paso.	That's not possible. We can't leave here... we've got all this.
the glucose will begin working in half an hour. you'll feel better then...	The three of us are going to do some traveling. We're going to take your car to El Paso.
i got a nurse in mind.	The glucose will begin working in half an hour. You'll feel better then...
collar bone is broken. no infection yet... the bandages should be changed twice a day.	I got a nurse in mind.
what's the damage?	Collar bone is broken. No infection yet... the bandages should be changed twice a day.
you knew what i'd do.	Yes, but listen. Christ, I didn't kill him.
what did he say?	'Good.'
yes. i told him.	What did he say?
did eric know that frank was my brother?	Yes. I told him.
nothing. what could i do?	Did Eric know that Frank was my brother?
what did you do?  albert?	Nothing. What could I do?
last sunday afternoon, eric and two of his boys arrive with frank and tell me that he's rumbled. somehow, he's seen the film and was about to shoot his mouth off. they ask me for some whisky and start forcing it down his throat.  i thought they'd just duff him up a bit. honest.	What did you do?  Albert?
do you want to be dead, albert?	Last Sunday afternoon, Eric and two of his boys arrive with Frank and tell me that he's rumbled. Somehow, he's seen the film and was about to shoot his mouth off. They ask me for some whisky and start forcing it down his throat.  I thought they'd just duff him up a bit. Honest.
cliff brumby. he'd seen the film. he wanted to meet doreen.	And you told Brumby?
who?	Cliff Brumby. He'd seen the film. He wanted to meet Doreen.
no choice. i had a visit from somebody.	Who?
how?	No choice. I had a visit from somebody.
a couple of weeks back.	How?
when did you find out?	A couple of weeks back.
i dunno. he's got his ways. he knows margaret.	When did you find out?
how?	I dunno. He's got his ways. He knows Margaret.
yes.	How?
did eric pake pull her?	Yes.
i didn't know who doreen was. thought she was just another bird.	Did Eric Pake pull her?
you can't get away from me, albert.	I know.
yes, you do, albert. talk or i'll kill you.	I know. I know.
hello, jack,  i don't know anything, jack.	Yes, you do, Albert. Talk or I'll kill you.
he was drunk. drunk as a lord.	Was he?
how'd it happen, then?	He was drunk. Drunk as a lord.
fine. nowt wrong with them.	How'd it happen, then?
what about the brakes?	Fine. Nowt wrong with them.
was the steering faulty?	What about the brakes?
well, he drove it into the river.	Was the steering faulty?
yeah.	Well, he drove it into the river.
oh ay?	Yeah.
this is my brother's car.	Oh ay?
what's it got to do with you?	This is my brother's car.
what happened to this car?	What's it got to do with you?
what do you want?	What happened to this car?
you shouldn't have shown the film to frank.	I had to. It was the only way I could get at them.
good afternoon, mr brumby. carter exits.	Jack...
jack, you're wrong.	Good afternoon, Mr Brumby. Carter exits.
do me a favour. you don't really expect me to fix kinnear on your say-so?  just because they tried to get me on you last night, don't think you can pull the same trick. stroll on.	Jack, you're wrong.
christ, what...	Do me a favour. You don't really expect me to fix Kinnear on your say-so?  Just because they tried to get me on you last night, don't think you can pull the same trick. Stroll on.
that's not good enough.	Christ, what...
i don't know. that's all i was told.	That's not good enough.
why?	I don't know. That's all I was told.
i don't know. all i know is that people were shitting bricks up at his place last saturday. your brother's name was mentioned. next day, he was dead.	Why?
why?	I don't know. All I know is that people were shitting bricks up at his place last Saturday. Your brother's name was mentioned. Next day, he was dead.
kinnear. cyril kinnear.  kinnear did it.	Why?
what name?	Kinnear. Cyril Kinnear.  Kinnear did it.
five grand. it belongs to you. along with a little name i'm going to give you.	What name?
last night, after you'd gone, i did a little bit of asking around. seeing as you weren't very forthcoming,  it seems that you are concerned about the death of your brother?  i got to thinking it would be nice if the bloke you were after was the same bloke i wanted off my back,  you know my life. machines. the arcades. nice business. looks after itself. people put money in. i take it out. not much rough stuff. it's a business that makes me very happy. but recently, i've had a spot of bother,  one of my lads gets a bit over- anxious and flogs some machines in a club that's already got some. the upshot is i've had to eat shit and stop flogging my machines to other clubs.  so far as i'm concerned, that's it. apparently not. these people i've offended get the idea that it would be good to take over my whole outfit,  so i'm worried. i can't fight them  i haven't that kind of set-up. but i've got to fix them before they fix me. trouble is, if i try and they find out, i'm dead.	Five grand. It belongs to you. Along with a little name I'm going to give you.
yes.	Last night, after you'd gone, I did a little bit of asking around. Seeing as you weren't very forthcoming,  It seems that you are concerned about the death of your brother?  I got to thinking it would be nice if the bloke you were after was the same bloke I wanted off my back,  You know my life. Machines. The arcades. Nice business. Looks after itself. People put money in. I take it out. Not much rough stuff. It's a business that makes me very happy. But recently, I've had a spot of bother,  One of my lads gets a bit over- anxious and flogs some machines in a club that's already got some. The upshot is I've had to eat shit and stop flogging my machines to other clubs.  So far as I'm concerned, that's it. Apparently not. These people I've offended get the idea that it would be good to take over my whole outfit,  So I'm worried. I can't fight them  I haven't that kind of set-up. But I've got to fix them before they fix me. Trouble is, if I try and they find out, I'm dead.
a new venture of mine. it's going to be a restaurant.  do you like it?	Yes.
bloody well tell me who sent you.	You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me, it's a full- time job. Now behave yourself.
what about?	Never mind.
i made a mistake.	What about?
what?	I made a mistake.
i made a mistake.	What?
i know.	Well?
you know what the bloody time is!  it's two o'clock in the bloody morning!	I know.
can i go now?	You must be joking,  Keep him away from the telephone. I'm going out for a bit.
address?	On the Durham Road. The Pantiles.
he's got a new place at burnham.	Address?
where's he living these days?	He's got a new place at Burnham.
who sent you, thorpey?	Brumby!
no, don't jack, don't.	Who sent you, Thorpey?
yes you can.	No, don't Jack, don't.
i can't jack. how can i?	Yes you can.
who paid you to see me off?	I can't Jack. How can I?
i've been asked to make sure you don't.	Oh, really. You're getting very optimistic in your old age, aren't you, Thorpey?
that's very kind of somebody. who do i have to thank?  what happens if i miss the train?	I've been asked to make sure you don't.
train goes at four minutes past twelve. you've just got time.	That's very kind of somebody. Who do I have to thank?  What happens if I miss the train?
confidential, like.	You stay in the car. I'll come and listen.  What you want to tell me, Thorpey?
that's nice.	Confidential, like.
i'd like a word with you, jack.	That's nice.
good evening.	I'd like a word with you, Jack.
jack?	Good evening.
you bloody whore. frank was too careful to die like that. who killed him?	I don't know nothing.
it is. honestly.	You bloody whore. Frank was too careful to die like that. Who killed him?
it's the truth.	It is. Honestly.
i don't believe you, margaret. frank wasn't like that.  i'm the villain in the family, remember?	It's the truth.
he wanted me to leave dave and marry him. last friday i told him it wouldn't work. dave would have killed us both!  he followed me home and kicked up a stink in the street,  i had to tell frank i couldn't see him any more. it was getting too dodgy. that was on sunday.  he said he'd kill himself. i was frightened what you might do.	I don't believe you, Margaret. Frank wasn't like that.  I'm the villain in the family, remember?
what was bugging frank?	He wanted me to leave Dave and marry him. Last Friday I told him it wouldn't work. Dave would have killed us both!  He followed me home and kicked up a stink in the street,  I had to tell Frank I couldn't see him any more. It was getting too dodgy. That was on Sunday.  He said he'd kill himself. I was frightened what you might do.
look, i'm me, right. you're not. we are what we are, like it or not.  why all the bloody needle?	What was bugging Frank?
once a week you like a gentleman?	Look, I'm me, right. You're not. We are what we are, like it or not.  Why all the bloody needle?
he was gentlemanly. i like that.	Once a week you like a gentleman?
i call that regular.	He was gentlemanly. I like that.
once a week?	I call that regular.
why'd you see him so regular?	Once a week?
yes. i can't help the way i am.	Why'd you see him so regular?
though nicer than most?	Yes. I can't help the way I am.
yes.	Though nicer than most?
but he was just another feller, wasn't he?	Yes.
nicer than most.	But he was just another feller, wasn't he?
nothing more? just another feller?	Nicer than most.
he was all right to me.	Nothing more? Just another feller?
how were things between you and frank?	He was all right to me.
i can't.	Tomorrow morning, then?
i want to talk to you later.	I can't.
i must go. i'm in a hurry.	I want to talk to you later.
really.	I must go. I'm in a hurry.
killed?  i don't know anything about it.	Really.
hold it!   hold it!  who killed frank, margaret?	Killed?  I don't know anything about it.
no. no. it's not like that. i've got a husband, you know.	Hold it!   Hold it!  Who killed Frank, Margaret?
what do you mean? you've been frank's bird ever since her mother cleared off. you're closer to her than anyone.	No. No. It's not like that. I've got a husband, you know.
she's nothing to do with me.	What do you mean? You've been Frank's bird ever since her mother cleared off. You're closer to her than anyone.
doreen.	She's nothing to do with me.
what about?	Doreen.
fine...  i want to talk to you.	What about?
everyhing go off all right?	Fine...  I want to talk to you.
no.	Well, it's Carter. That's my name,  And her father was my brother. And he was murdered last Sunday. Now get up and get dressed.
and you didn't know her last name?	No.
the girl's name was doreen. that's all i know.	And you didn't know her last name?
now tell me the truth.	The girl's name was Doreen. That's all I know.
did my brother frank find out?	Your brother? What you talking about?
expect so.	Did my brother Frank find out?
then he must have pulled her.	Expect so.
yeah.	Then he must have pulled her.
who set it up?  eric?	Yeah.
yeah.	Who set it up?  Eric?
is it one of kinnear's films?	Yeah.
shouldn't think so.	Is it one of Kinnear's films?
was it albert?	Shouldn't think so.
i don't know.	Was it Albert?
the young girl. who pulled her?	I don't know.
what girl?	The young girl. Who pulled her?
tell me about the girl.	What girl?
you've been watching the film.	Tell me about the girl.
i want to give you an oscar.	You've been watching the film.
you sure about that?	Sure I'm sure.
not entirely. no.	You sure about that?
that's why you waited for me.	Not entirely. No.
does brumby get a kick out of that crap?	Especially when I play the lead.
now you're asking.	Does Brumby get a kick out of that crap?
what kind of entertaining?	Now you're asking.
entertaining.	What kind of entertaining?
what does he want that bloody great country place for?	Entertaining.
he won't. he thinks i'm simple.	What does he want that bloody great country place for?
aren't you scared kinnear will find out?	He won't. He thinks I'm simple.
don't worry. he's meeting the architects at the restaurant.	Aren't you scared Kinnear will find out?
is he coming here?	Don't worry. He's meeting the architects at the restaurant.
brumby.	Is he coming here?
who's setting you up in this place?	Brumby.
and what was that?	We're there now.
oh, he was. he told me a magic spell that would make you come.	And what was that?
he must have been pretty sure i'd come.	Oh, he was. He told me a magic spell that would make you come.
nasty.	He must have been pretty sure I'd come.
very lucky, i should think. you're drunk!	Nasty.
you were seen parking your car. the demon king waves his wand and i was dispatched to bring you to him. lucky for you i waited.	Very lucky, I should think. You're drunk!
how'd you know where i'd be?	You were seen parking your car. The demon king waves his wand and I was dispatched to bring you to him. Lucky for you I waited.
of course. where else?	How'd you know where I'd be?
to the demon king's castle, of course.	Of course. Where else?
so where are we going, princess?	To the demon king's castle, of course.
a fairy godmother, all of your own. aren't you lucky?	So where are we going, Princess?
no. i didn't know that.	A fairy godmother, all of your own. Aren't you lucky?
you didn't know you had a fairy godmother, did you?	No. I didn't know that.
yeah, i'll do you a favour.	Could you please put my glass on the table?
could you do me a favour?	Yeah, I'll do you a favour.
was he?	Could you do me a favour?
he was here for four days.	Was he?
while he was here. you went about together?	He was here for four days.
yes, while he was here.	While he was here. You went about together?
really?	Yes, while he was here.
we went about together.	Really?
he came to see mr kinnear.	No.
really?	He came to see Mr Kinnear.
oh yes. when he came up on business.	Really?
go on.	Oh yes. When he came up on business.
yes. i met him last year.	Go on.
yes.	No, do you really?
oh, do you?	Yes.
sid fletcher.	Oh, do you?
who?	Sid Fletcher.
i know him too.	Who?
do you?	Yes, I do.
i work for him.	Do you?
you know sid fletcher?	I work for him.
what?	You know Sid Fletcher?
you know sid fletcher?	What?
thanks for coming.	Frank was a good bloke. It's the least I could have done.
no. it's all right.	Thanks for coming.
look, look.  get your suit cleaned.	No. It's all right.
no. i'll be off now. i should be at work.	Look, look.  Get your suit cleaned.
have another?	No. I'll be off now. I should be at work.
don't worry. she's bound to be upset.	Have another?
let her go. she'll be ok.  sorry about that.	Don't worry. She's bound to be upset.
it's a bloody funny thing. you know a bloke for six bloody years and all the time he's as calm as gentle jesus...  ...then he goes and does a thing like that.  it's a bloody funny thing.	Yeah. A bloody funny thing!
nice of you to come.	No. Frank was a good bloke.
we weren't sure where it was taking place, like.	Nice of you to come.
good. i'm off tomorrow, so i don't suppose i'll see you again.  there. go and get your hair done.	Thanks.
nice family, are they? church-goers and all that?	Good. I'm off tomorrow, so I don't suppose I'll see you again.  There. Go and get your hair done.
wilton estate.	Nice family, are they? Church-goers and all that?
where's that?	Wilton Estate.
at me friend's house.	Where's that?
where you going to live, then?	At me friend's house.
no.	Where you going to live, then?
you coming to south america?	No.
yeah.	You coming to South America?
you all right now?	Yeah.
that must be interesting.	Yes.
working at woolworths.	That must be interesting.
oh, what you doing now?	Working at Woolworths.
i left last year.	Oh, what you doing now?
how's school?	I left last year.
they said he was drunk.	How's school?
tell me, doreen, did the police say anything?	They said he was drunk.
yeah.	Tell me, Doreen, did the police say anything?
sorry about your father.	Yeah.
stuff it! my girl friend's coming from liverpool tonight.  nice surprise, isn't it?	I'm sorry. Here. This'll pay for a course in karate.
oh yes? how?	Stuff it! My girl friend's coming from Liverpool tonight.  Nice surprise, isn't it?
all right. all right. i want to square things with you first.	Oh yes? How?
get knotted.	All right. All right. I want to square things with you first.
no, i didn't,  does albert swift still live over the ferry?	Get knotted.
no.  you bastard. you knew they'd come back.	No, I didn't,  Does Albert Swift still live over the ferry?
did they give you a rough time?	No.  You bastard. You knew they'd come back.
how'd you find me?	Did they give you a rough time?
what happened to you, then?	How'd you find me?
yeah.	Ten to one, it belonged to Cliff Brumby, and like as not the bloody arcade as well. Right along the coast. Isn't that right, Thorpey?
ever been into an arcade there and put a penny in the slot machine?	Yeah.
cliff brumby. ever been to westsea?	Ever been into an arcade there and put a penny in the slot machine?
who's brumby?	Cliff Brumby. Ever been to Westsea?
ah, edna, come in. join the tea set.	Who's Brumby?
how many?	Four of them.
thorpey. they were waiting for us in the car park.	How many?
where you off to?	Las Vegas.
see you later.	Where you off to?
good lad.	See you later.
nowt.	Good lad.
that's nice. what'd you tell him?	Nowt.
said he'd heard you were up in town. wondered if i knew where you was staying. wanted to look you up. old time's sake.	That's nice. What'd you tell him?
that's what he was saying about you.	Said he'd heard you were up in town. Wondered if I knew where you was staying. Wanted to look you up. Old time's sake.
old thorpey? haven't seen him in a long time.	That's what he was saying about you.
heard of a man called thorpe?	Old Thorpey? Haven't seen him in a long time.
large scotch.	Heard of a man called Thorpe?
what you having, jack?	Large Scotch.
how'd you know albert?	Went to school with him.  He was leader of our gang. He'll know what's going on in this town.
today? at the races. he always goes.	How'd you know Albert?
where would i find him?	Today? At the races. He always goes.
yeah. he comes in here a bit.	Where would I find him?
i'm at the las vegas. behind the dance hall.  do you know a man called albert swift?	Yeah. He comes in here a bit.
right.	I'm at the Las Vegas. Behind the dance hall.  Do you know a man called Albert Swift?
keith, if anybody comes in here and asks for me, you let me know. right?	Right.
yes.	Keith, if anybody comes in here and asks for me, you let me know. Right?
you work here, keith?	Yes.
don't know.	Nobody seems to know.
since when did he drink whisky?	Don't know.
it just would. he was always the same.	Since when did he drink whisky?
why would it?	It just would. He was always the same.
come off it. frank was... well... straight. he had no worries i know. hell, we worked together every day for a year. it would have showed.	Why would it?
that's what i was wondering.	Come off it. Frank was... well... straight. He had no worries I know. Hell, we worked together every day for a year. It would have showed.
i mean, what for?	That's what I was wondering.
did you work with him, keith?	At the Half Moon.
i mean, i was surprised when he didn't turn up for work.  he was always on time.	Did you work with him, Keith?
what?	I mean, I was surprised when he didn't turn up for work.  He was always on time.
i couldn't believe it when i heard. carter is suddenly attentive.	What?
you coming back?	How could I stay away?
i'm going to sit in the car and whistle 'rule, britannia'.	You coming back?
what you going to do?	I'm going to sit in the car and whistle 'Rule, Britannia'.
and that'll make me feel better?	I don't want to get rough, do I?
they're friends of mine.	And that'll make me feel better?
not much.	They're friends of mine.
no chance of that.	Not much.
what, and get myself beaten up again?	No chance of that.
do us a favour?	What, and get myself beaten up again?
no. are you tired?	No. I'm not tired,  Do you eat breakfast?
are you tired?	No. Are you tired?
yes, thank you.	Are you tired?
did you sleep well?	Yes, thank you.
uh-huh.	Did you sleep well?
you must be joking. i never eat breakfast,  did you sleep well?	Uh-huh.
do you want breakfast?	You must be joking. I never eat breakfast,  Did you sleep well?
no.	Do you want breakfast?
are you awake?	No.
think about it.	Are you awake?
what's that supposed to mean?	Think about it.
'cos i know you wear purple underwear.	What's that supposed to mean?
how'd you know i wouldn't?	'Cos I know you wear purple underwear.
you wouldn't.	How'd you know I wouldn't?
what's that gun doing in your room? suppose i phoned the police and told them there's a bloke staying in my hotel who's planning to shoot somebody?	You wouldn't.
so shut up.	What's that gun doing in your room? Suppose I phoned the police and told them there's a bloke staying in my hotel who's planning to shoot somebody?
what am i supposed to do?  i don't know where they've taken him. do you?	So shut up.
you're a bastard.	What am I supposed to do?  I don't know where they've taken him. Do you?
pension him off.	You're a bastard.
what you going to do?	Pension him off.
what about keith?	What you going to do?
what about keith?	What about Keith?
that little shit!	What about Keith?
thorpey nearly died laughing.	That little shit!
and what about you? did you kill brumby?	Thorpey nearly died laughing.
you're lucky. they kill as well.	And what about you? Did you kill Brumby?
they bloody hurt me.	You're lucky. They kill as well.
don't ask me.	They bloody hurt me.
what'll they do to him?	Don't ask me.
they came back?	No.
you sod.	They came back?
now just a minute...	Ta-ra.
yes, edna, and i must say you've been great about the ...	Stick the soft soap. Let's be having it.
suppose you tell me what the bloody hell's going on. it's my house, you know.	Yes, Edna, and I must say you've been great about the ...
i'll call the police.	No, you won't.
make us a nice cup of tea and i'll tell you. i might even let you watch.	I'll call the police.
and what you going to do?	Make us a nice cup of tea and I'll tell you. I might even let you watch.
inside? why should i give house- room to your sort?	Up the stairs, Keith. The door on the right.
no. really, i am.	Don't come that bloody flannel with me. If you're a traveller, I'm bloody Twiggy.  And who's he?
you don't look it.	No. Really, I am.
i'm sorry.	You don't look it.
what the bloody hell do you think you're at?	I'm sorry.
funny.  can i phone london?	It'll cost you.
is he staying the night?	Funny.  Can I phone London?
my brother, frank.	Is he staying the night?
what is it?	My brother, Frank.
ta.	I'll bet this one's seen some action.
you sure?	Ta.
don't be bloody silly. you're the first since monday.	You sure?
very nice.  i'll pay you for tonight as well.	Don't be bloody silly. You're the first since Monday.
will this do?	Very nice.  I'll pay you for tonight as well.
definitely.	Will this do?
are you a traveller?	Definitely.
it never is.	Are you a traveller?
it's not like that, luv.	It never is.
her husband docks tomorrow, does he?	It's not like that, luv.
i'm staying with a friend.	Her husband docks tomorrow, does he?
i see.	I'm staying with a friend.
i won't be using the room tonight.	I see.
eh? have a drink.	Still got your sense of humour.
you couldn't win an egg and spoon race, eric.	Sod off.
you're finished, jack. you know that, don't you? i've bloody finished you.	Not till I'm dead, Eric.
oh, cyril, eh? so it's all girls together, is it?	He's thinking Sid and Gerald won't like it much when they hear you've been sticking your nose in.
cyril didn't like it, either.	Oh, Cyril, eh? So it's all girls together, is it?
you should have told me who you were working for.	Cyril didn't like it, either.
jack! i didn't like that.	You should have told me who you were working for.
yes, i retained that, eric.  do you know a man called albert swift, eric?	Can't say I do.
still got a sense of humour?	Yes, I retained that, Eric.  Do you know a man called Albert Swift, Eric?
they're still the same. piss holes in the snow.	Still got a sense of humour?
good prospects for advancement, is there? a pension?  do you know, i'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like.	They're still the same. Piss holes in the snow.
making a living.	Good prospects for advancement, is there? A pension?  Do you know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like.
so you're doing all right then, eric. you're making good.	Making a living.
and you should know, if i remember rightly.	So you're doing all right then, Eric. You're making good.
that's not always a healthy way to be...	And you should know, if I remember rightly.
i've always ad your welfare at heart, eric. besides which, i'm nosy.	That's not always a healthy way to be...
what's it to you anyway?	I've always ad your welfare at heart, Eric. Besides which, I'm nosy.
oh, you've been watching television.	Yeah,  Come off it, Eric. Who is it?
what are you doing? advertising martini?	Oh, you've been watching television.
oh, i'm straight.  respectable.	What are you doing? Advertising Martini?
very...  so, who you working for these days eric?	Oh, I'm straight.  Respectable.
well, well. small world, isn't it?	Very...  So, who you working for these days Eric?
that's all right, eric.	Well, well. Small world, isn't it?
oh, i'm sorry to hear that.	That's all right, Eric.
a bereavement. a death in the family.	Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
meaning what?	A bereavement. A death in the family.
it would be. if they were still living.	Meaning what?
oh, that's nice.	It would be. If they were still living.
no. i'm visiting relatives.	Oh, that's nice.
thanks. so what're you doing? on your holidays?	No. I'm visiting relatives.
funny, that.	Thanks. So what're you doing? On your holidays?
no, i didn't know that.	Funny, that.
didn't you know this is my home town?	No, I didn't know that.
what you doing around here then?	Didn't you know this is my home town?
eric. eric paice.	What you doing around here then?
jack carter.	Eric. Eric Paice.
is he?	Jack Carter.
of course, of course. well, any time, just drop by.	Yeah, I'll do that.  Told you it wouldn't take long, didn't I?
i have to. things to see to.	Of course, of course. Well, any time, just drop by.
not going, jack?	I have to. Things to see to.
nasty way to go.	Yes.
yeah.	Nasty way to go.
if i'd known, i'd have fixed him up with something better.	Yeah.
no? funny that. neither did i.	If I'd known, I'd have fixed him up with something better.
do you know, i never knew he worked in one of my places!	No? Funny that. Neither did I.
yep.	Do you know, I never knew he worked in one of my places!
eric told me of your bereavement.	Yep.
piss off, ray.	Eric told me of your bereavement.
scotch, please.	Piss off, Ray.
sit down, jack,  i could weep. i really could. sometimes i think i'll retire. just piss off to the bahamas and let somebody else employ them,  glenda, get jack a drink. what is it, jack?	Scotch, please.
yes, i can see your problem, mr kinnear.	Sit down, Jack,  I could weep. I really could. Sometimes I think I'll retire. Just piss off to the Bahamas and let somebody else employ them,  Glenda, get Jack a drink. What is it, Jack?
gerald wants to see him first.	Shut up.
put it away, jack. you know you won't use it.	The gun he means.
we know why you're all steamed up, and so do gerald and sid.	But they have to be diplomatic.
he said it'd be doing him a big favour.	We know why you're all steamed up, and so do Gerald and Sid.
we've got to take you back to london.	He said it'd be doing him a big favour.
gerald phoned us in the middle of the night, said he'd heard you've been making a nuisance of yourself.	We've got to take you back to London.
knock it off, gerald.	What? And get the clap?
not suede boots!	Knock it off, Gerald.
ask me?	Ask Jack. It's his old stamping ground.
what for? protective purposes?	Ask me?
they do that up north.	What for? Protective purposes?
bollock naked with his socks still on?	They do that up North.
how about that, jack?  old harry thought i was having him on.	Shut up.
i'll see you, then.	Calling my bluff, are you, Harry?
no.	I'll see you, then.
you're not seeing me?	No.
that's right.	You're not seeing me?
four hundred?	That's right.
that's six hundred pounds, harry. two hundred to follow you, and i've raised it four hundred.	Four hundred?
what's that?	That's six hundred pounds, Harry. Two hundred to follow you, and I've raised it four hundred.
all right. two hundred.	Ha.
three hundred altogether?	Three hundred altogether, Harry.
that, harry? that's another hundred - twenty-five pounds notes of the realm.	Three hundred altogether?
what's that?	That, Harry? That's another hundred - twenty-five pounds notes of the realm.
your hundred, and another hundred.	What's that?
that's right, harry.	Your hundred, and another hundred.
what's that? a hundred?	That's right, Harry.
you're bluffing, you bastard!	That's what you pay to find out. Right, Jack?
oh... i think i'll stay as i am.	You're bluffing, you bastard!
harry! jack, i don't want to be rude, but these men have brought a lot of money with them. glenda, you don't offer a man like jack a drink in those piddling little glasses.  give him the bloody bottle.  now, where are we?	Oh... I think I'll stay as I am.
are we here to play cards or talk about the old days?	Harry! Jack, I don't want to be rude, but these men have brought a lot of money with them. Glenda, you don't offer a man like Jack a drink in those piddling little glasses.  Give him the bloody bottle.  Now, where are we?
uh-huh.	If anyone's going, I could use some coffee.
fine.	Uh-huh.
how ya doing?	Fine.
can we get some coffee...?	How ya doing?
and why is that?	Because you listened.
yes.	And why is that?
i do?	Yes.
i lied.  alright?  my end is my business. your end's twenty-five.  in or out. you tell me, you're out you take the consequences.	I do?
what is the five grand?  what is the, you said that we were going to split five...	I lied.  Alright?  My end is my business. Your end's twenty-five.  In or out. You tell me, you're out you take the consequences.
hey, hey, let's just keep it simple, what i need is not the...what do you need...?	What is the five grand?  What is the, you said that we were going to split five...
you need money?  is that the...	Hey, hey, let's just keep it simple, what I need is not the...what do you need...?
is that what i just said?	You need money?  Is that the...
do you need five grand?	Is that what I just said?
why?  why you going to give me five grand?	Do you need five grand?
why?	Why?  Why you going to give me five grand?
so i'm making it concrete.	Why?
in the abstract...	So I'm making it concrete.
you went for it.	In the abstract...
well, well, well, talk to me, we sat down to eat dinner, and here i'm a criminal...	You went for it.
that's none of your fucking business...	Well, well, well, talk to me, we sat down to eat dinner, and here I'm a criminal...
why are you doing this to me, dave. why are you talking this way to me? i don't understand.  why are you doing this at all...?	That's none of your fucking business...
that's right.	Why are you doing this to me, Dave. Why are you talking this way to me? I don't understand.  Why are you doing this at all...?
why?  why, because you only told me about it?	That's right.
then tough luck, george, because you are.	Why?  Why, because you only told me about it?
i didn't ask to be.	Then tough luck, George, because you are.
well, to the law, you're an accessory.  before the fact.	I didn't ask to be.
that's ridiculous.	Well, to the law, you're an accessory.  Before the fact.
absolutely.	That's ridiculous.
me?	Absolutely.
...they take me, then.  they're going to ask me who were my accomplices.	Me?
...i thought that we were only talking...	...they take me, then.  They're going to ask me who were my accomplices.
...and rob the place...	...I thought that we were only talking...
...you don't have to come in...	...and rob the place...
then listen to this: i have to get those leads tonight.  that's something i have to do.  if i'm not at the movies...if i'm not eating over at the inn...if you don't do this, then i have to come in here...	...you don't have to come in...
yes.  i'm sure.	Then listen to this: I have to get those leads tonight.  That's something I have to do.  If I'm not at the movies...if I'm not eating over at the inn...If you don't do this, then I have to come in here...
are you sure?	Yes.  I'm sure.
no.	Are you sure?
you wouldn't, george, that's why i'm talking to you.  answer me. they come to you.  you going to turn me in?	No.
why would i do it?	You wouldn't, George, that's why I'm talking to you.  Answer me. They come to you.  You going to turn me in?
they're going to come to everyone.	Why would I do it?
why would they come to me?	They're going to come to everyone.
they come to you, you going to turn me in?	Why would they come to me?
what if you don't get caught?	They come to you, you going to turn me in?
listen to this.  i have an alibi, i'm going to the como inn, why? why?  the place gets robbed, they're going to come looking for me.  why?  because i probably did it.  are you going to turn me in?  george?  are you going to turn me in?	What if you don't get caught?
what does that mean?	Listen to this.  I have an alibi, I'm going to the Como Inn, why? Why?  The place gets robbed, they're going to come looking for me.  Why?  Because I probably did it.  Are you going to turn me in?  George?  Are you going to turn me in?
oh, yes, george.	What does that mean?
you want me to break into the office tonight and steal the leads?	Yes.
yes.	You want me to break into the office tonight and steal the leads?
dave.	Yes.
what will they know?  that i stole the leads?  i didn't steal the leads, i'm going to the movies tonight with a friend, and then i'm going to the como inn.  why did i go to graff?  i got a better deal. period.  let 'em prove something. they can't prove anything that's not the case.	Dave.
they'll know when you go over to graff...	What will they know?  That I stole the leads?  I didn't steal the leads, I'm going to the movies tonight with a friend, and then I'm going to the Como Inn.  Why did I go to Graff?  I got a better deal. Period.  Let 'em prove something. They can't prove anything that's not the case.
it's not something for nothing, george, i took you in on this, you have to go.  that's your thing. i've made the deal with graff.  i can't go.  i can't go in, i've spoken on this too much.  i've got a big mouth.  "the fucking leads" et cetera, blah blah blah "...the fucking tight ass company..."	They'll know when you go over to Graff...
i...	It's not something for nothing, George, I took you in on this, you have to go.  That's your thing. I've made the deal with Graff.  I can't go.  I can't go in, I've spoken on this too much.  I've got a big mouth.  "The fucking leads" et cetera, blah blah blah "...the fucking tight ass company..."
yes.	I...
me?	You have to go in.  You have to get the leads.
you.	Me?
i'm sorry?	You.
you...	I'm sorry?
you're, you're saying so you have to go in there tonight and...	You...
that's right, the guys are moving them downtown.  after the thirtieth. murray and mitch.  after the contest.	You're, you're saying so you have to go in there tonight and...
you have to steal the leads tonight?	That's right, the guys are moving them downtown.  After the thirtieth. Murray and Mitch.  After the contest.
what?  what?  the leads.	You have to steal the leads tonight?
what?	What?  What?  The leads.
yes.  it is, george.  yes.  it's a big decision.  and it's a big reward.  it's a big reward.  for one night's work.  but it's got to be tonight.	What?
he'd give me a job.	He would take you on.  Yes.
is that what i said?	He'd give me a job.
a job with graff.	Is that what I said?
yes.  twenty-five hundred apiece.  one night's work, and the job with graff.  working the premium leads.	A job with Graff.
you're saying "me."	Yes.  Twenty-five hundred apiece.  One night's work, and the job with Graff.  Working the premium leads.
however they are, that's the deal. a buck a throw.  five thousand dollars.  split it half and half.	You're saying "me."
for five thousand?	However they are, that's the deal. A buck a throw.  Five thousand dollars.  Split it half and half.
a buck a shot.	For five thousand?
what will he pay?	A buck a shot.
yes.	What will he pay?
what did he say?	What did he say?  He'd buy them.
is that what i said?	What did he say?
did you talk to graff?	Is that what I said?
did i say that?	Did you talk to Graff?
you're going to steal the leads?	Have I said that?
that's right.	You're going to steal the leads?
you're actually talking about this?	That's right.
that's right.  it's a crime.  it is a crime.  it's also very safe.	You're actually talking about this?
because, because, you know, it's a crime.	That's right.  It's a crime.  It is a crime.  It's also very safe.
yes.  i said, "not actually." the fuck you care, george?  we're just talking...	We are?
what did you say?	Yes.  I said, "Not actually." The fuck you care, George?  We're just talking...
did you?	What did you say?
no.  not actually.	Did you?
you didn't?	No.  Not actually.
not actually, no.	You didn't?
so all this, um, you didn't, actually, you didn't go talk to graff.	Not actually, no.
hey.	So all this, um, you didn't, actually, you didn't go talk to Graff.
well.  well...	Hey.
as a "robbery"?!  no.	Well.  Well...
as a robbery.	As a "robbery"?!  No.
no.	As a robbery.
talking about it as a...	No.
no.	Talking about it as a...
we're not actually talking about it.	No.
yes.	We're not actually talking about it.
as an idea.	Yes.
we're just speaking about it.  as an idea.	As an idea.
we're just "talking" about it.	We're just speaking about it.  As an idea.
no, we're just...	We're just "talking" about it.
yes.  i mean are you actually talking about this, or are we just...	No, we're just...
no.  what do you mean?  have i talked to him about this?	Yes.  I mean are you actually talking about this, or are we just...
you haven't talked to him.	No.  What do you mean?  Have I talked to him about this?
graff?  because i worked for him.	You haven't talked to him.
how do you know he'd buy them?	Graff?  Because I worked for him.
yes.	How do you know he'd buy them?
and you're saying a fella could take and sell these leads to jerry graff.	Yes.
the glengarry...the premium leads...? i'd say we got five thousand.  five. five thousand leads.	And you're saying a fella could take and sell these leads to Jerry Graff.
how many leads have we got?	The Glengarry...the premium leads...? I'd say we got five thousand.  Five. Five thousand leads.
what could we get for them?  i don't know.  buck a throw...buck-a- half a throw...i don't know...hey, who knows what they're worth, what do they pay for them?  all told...must be, i'd... three bucks a throw...i don't know.	How many leads have we got?
what could somebody get for them?	What could we get for them?  I don't know.  Buck a throw...buck-a- half a throw...I don't know...Hey, who knows what they're worth, what do they pay for them?  All told...must be, I'd... three bucks a throw...I don't know.
that's what i'm saying.  we were, if we were that kind of guys, to knock it off, and trash the joint, it looks like robbery, and take the fuckin' leads out of the files...go to jerry graff.	What could somebody get for them?
huh.	That's what I'm saying.  We were, if we were that kind of guys, to knock it off, and trash the joint, it looks like robbery, and take the fuckin' leads out of the files...go to Jerry Graff.
someone should rob the office.	Huh.
what?	Someone should rob the office.
how?  do something to hurt them. where they live.	What?
how?	How?  Do something to hurt them. Where they live.
yes.	How?
someone should hurt them.	Yes.
something.  to pay them back.  someone, someone should hurt them. murray and mitch.	Someone should hurt them.
what?	Something.  To pay them back.  Someone, someone should hurt them. Murray and Mitch.
should do something to them.	What?
yes...?	Should do something to them.
somebody...	Yes...?
what do you mean?	Somebody...
someone should stand up and strike back.	What do you mean?
what?	Someone should stand up and strike back.
i want to tell you what somebody should do.	What?
what?	I want to tell you what somebody should do.
look look look look, when they build your business, then you can't fucking turn around, enslave them, treat them like children, fuck them up the ass, leave them to fend for themselves... no.  no.  you're absolutely right, and i want to tell you something.	What?
when they...	Look look look look, when they build your business, then you can't fucking turn around, enslave them, treat them like children, fuck them up the ass, leave them to fend for themselves... no.  No.  You're absolutely right, and I want to tell you something.
they have...	When they...
they...	They have...
...you're absolutely right.	They...
men come work for you...	...you're absolutely right.
you fucking build it!  men come...	Men come work for you...
that's what i...	You fucking build it!  Men come...
you build it!	That's what I...
you...	You build it!
you...	You...
no.	You...
you don't ax your sales force.	No.
huh.	You don't ax your sales force.
that's the god's truth.  and it gets me depressed.  i swear that it does.  at my age.  to see a goddamn: "somebody wins the cadillac this month.  p.s. two guys get fucked."	Huh.
that's the truth...	That's the God's truth.  And it gets me depressed.  I swear that it does.  At MY AGE.  To see a goddamn: "Somebody wins the Cadillac this month.  P.S. Two guys get fucked."
he made up those rules, and we're working for him.	That's the truth...
that's right...	He made up those rules, and we're working for him.
to say "i'm going on my own." 'cause what you do, george, let me tell you what you do: you find yourself in thrall to someone else. and we enslave ourselves.  to please.  to win some fucking toaster...to...to... and the guy who got there first made up those...	That's right...
what act?	To say "I'm going on my own." 'Cause what you do, George, let me tell you what you do: you find yourself in thrall to someone else. And we enslave ourselves.  To please.  To win some fucking toaster...to...to... and the guy who got there first made up those...
just the act.	What act?
what?	Just the act.
of doing the thing.  the dif...the difference.  between me and jerry graff.  going to business for yourself.  the hard part is...you know what it is?	What?
what hard part?	Of doing the thing.  The dif...the difference.  Between me and Jerry Graff.  Going to business for yourself.  The hard part is...you know what it is?
starting up.	What hard part?
what?	Starting up.
yes.  it is.  it is simple, and you know what the hard part is?	What?
no, it's not that simple, dave...	Yes.  It is.  It is simple, and you know what the hard part is?
what do you need? a telephone, some broad to say "good morning," nothing...nothing...	No, it's not that simple, Dave...
the leads, the overhead, the telephones, there's lots of things.	What do you need? A telephone, some broad to say "Good morning," nothing...nothing...
that's what i'm saying.  why?  the leads.  he's got the good leads... what are we, we're sitting in the shit here.  why?  we have to go to them to get them.  huh.  ninety percent our sale, we're paying to the office for the leads.	The leads, the overhead, the telephones, there's lots of things.
himself?	That's what I'm saying.  Why?  The leads.  He's got the good leads... what are we, we're sitting in the shit here.  Why?  We have to go to them to get them.  Huh.  Ninety percent our sale, we're paying to the office for the leads.
river oaks, brook farms.  all of that shit.  somebody told me, you know what he's clearing himself? fourteen, fifteen grand a week.	Himself?
with river oaks?	River Oaks, Brook Farms.  All of that shit.  Somebody told me, you know what he's clearing himself? Fourteen, fifteen grand a week.
you hear a lot of things...he's doing very well.  he's doing very well.	With River Oaks?
yes.	You hear a lot of things...He's doing very well.  He's doing very well.
the nurses?	Yes.
i heard that they were running cold.	The nurses?
he's doing very well.	I heard that they were running cold.
he is?	He's doing very well.
so graff buys a fucking list of nurses, one grand--if he paid two i'll eat my hat--four, five thousand nurses, and he's going wild...	He is?
nurses.	So Graff buys a fucking list of nurses, one grand--if he paid two I'll eat my hat--four, five thousand nurses, and he's going wild...
that's thinking.  now, he's got the leads, he goes in business for himself.  he's...that's what i... that's thinking! "who?  who's got a steady job, a couple bucks nobody's touched, who?"	Nurses.
yes.	That's thinking.  Now, he's got the leads, he goes in business for himself.  He's...that's what I... that's thinking! "Who?  Who's got a steady job, a couple bucks nobody's touched, who?"
look at jerry graff.  he's clean, he's doing business for himself, he's got his, that list of his with the nurses...see?  you see?  that's thinking.  why take ten percent?  a ten percent comm...why are we giving the rest away?  what are we giving ninety per...for nothing. for some jerk sit in the office tell you "get out there and close." "go win the cadillac." graff.  he goes out and buys.  he pays top dollar for the... you see?	Yes.
no.	Look at Jerry Graff.  He's clean, he's doing business for himself, he's got his, that list of his with the nurses...see?  You see?  That's thinking.  Why take ten percent?  A ten percent comm...why are we giving the rest away?  What are we giving ninety per...for nothing. For some jerk sit in the office tell you "Get out there and close." "Go win the Cadillac." Graff.  He goes out and buys.  He pays top dollar for the... you see?
you know who it is.  it's mitch. and murray.  'cause it doesn't have to be this way.	No.
who?	You know who it is.  It's Mitch. And Murray.  'Cause it doesn't have to be this way.
yes, it is.  and you know who's responsible?	Who?
yes.	Yes, it is.  And you know who's responsible?
...sales promotion, "you lose, then we fire your..." no.  it's medieval... it's wrong. "or we're going to fire your ass." it's wrong.	Yes.
for some sales pro...	...sales promotion, "You lose, then we fire your..." No.  It's medieval... it's wrong. "Or we're going to fire your ass." It's wrong.
for some fuckin' "sell ten thousand and you win the steak knives..."	For some sales pro...
shoes, boots, yes...	For some fuckin' "Sell ten thousand and you win the steak knives..."
...cower in his boots...	Shoes, boots, yes...
...that's right...	...cower in his boots...
and so they kill the goose.  i, i, i'll...and a fuckin' man, worked all his life has got to...	...that's right...
no.  that's absolutely right.	And so they kill the goose.  I, I, I'll...and a fuckin' man, worked all his life has got to...
eh?	No.  That's absolutely right.
...that's right...	Eh?
goddamn right, that's right.  guys come on: "oh, the blah blah blah, i know what i'll do: i'll go in and rob everyone blind and go to argentina cause nobody ever thought of this before."	...that's right...
that's right?	Goddamn right, that's right.  Guys come on: "Oh, the blah blah blah, I know what I'll do: I'll go in and rob everyone blind and go to Argentina cause nobody ever thought of this before."
eh...?	That's right?
that's right?	Eh...?
i know it's not.  i'll tell you, you got, you know, you got...what did i learn as a kid on western? don't sell a guy one car.  sell him five cars over fifteen years.	That's right?
and it's not right to the customers.	I know it's not.  I'll tell you, you got, you know, you got...what did I learn as a kid on Western? Don't sell a guy one car.  Sell him five cars over fifteen years.
no.	And it's not right to the customers.
it's not.	No.
it's not right.	It's not.
i...	It's not right.
some contest board...	I...
i, i...i...	Some contest board...
all of, they got you on this "board..."	I, I...I...
you're on this...	All of, they got you on this "board..."
you get a bad month, all of a...	You're on this...
it's too...	You get a bad month, all of a...
eh?	It's too...
it is.	Eh?
it's too...	It is.
...this shit...	It's too...
we're stuck with this fucking shit...	...this shit...
we're stuck with this...	We're stuck with this fucking shit...
and now...	We're stuck with this...
they did.	And now...
they killed the goose.	They did.
they did.	They killed the goose.
well, they fucked it up.	They did.
they came in and they, you know...	Well, they fucked it up.
the whole fuckin' thing...the pressure's just too great.  you're ab...you're absolu...they're too important.  all of them.  you go in the door.  i..."i got to close this fucker, or i don't eat lunch," "or i don't win the cadillac..." we fuckin' work too hard.  you work too hard.  we all, i remember when we were at platt...huh?  glen ross farms... didn't we sell a bunch of that..."	They came in and they, you know...
what?	The whole fuckin' thing...The pressure's just too great.  You're ab...you're absolu...they're too important.  All of them.  You go in the door.  I..."I got to close this fucker, or I don't eat lunch," "or I don't win the Cadillac..." We fuckin' work too hard.  You work too hard.  We all, I remember when we were at Platt...huh?  Glen Ross Farms... didn't we sell a bunch of that..."
you had one you'd know it.  patel. they keep coming up.  i don't know. they like to talk to salesmen.  they're lonely, something.  they like to feel superior, i don't know.  never bought a fucking thing. you're sitting down "the rio rancho this, the blah blah blah," "the mountain view--" "oh yes.  my brother told me that..." they got a grapevine.  fuckin' indians, george. not my cup of tea.  speaking of which i want to tell you something:  i never got a cup of tea with them. you see them in the restaurants.  a supercilious race.  what is this look on their face all the time?  i don't know.  i don't know.  their broads all look like they just got fucked with a dead cat, i don't know.  i don't know.  i don't like it. christ...	What?
i...i don't know.	You had one you'd know it.  Patel. They keep coming up.  I don't know. They like to talk to salesmen.  They're lonely, something.  They like to feel superior, I don't know.  Never bought a fucking thing. You're sitting down "The Rio Rancho this, the blah blah blah," "The Mountain View--" "Oh yes.  My brother told me that..." They got a grapevine.  Fuckin' Indians, George. Not my cup of tea.  Speaking of which I want to tell you something:  I never got a cup of tea with them. You see them in the restaurants.  A supercilious race.  What is this look on their face all the time?  I don't know.  I don't know.  Their broads all look like they just got fucked with a dead cat, I don't know.  I don't know.  I don't like it. Christ...
you did?	I...I don't know.
well, i think i had one once.	You did?
you ever get 'em?	Well, I think I had one once.
mmm...	You ever get 'em?
you get those names come up, you ever get 'em, "patel?"	Mmm...
i'd never try to sell an indian.	You get those names come up, you ever get 'em, "Patel?"
to get on the board.  yeah.  how you goan'a get on the board sell'n a polack?  and i'll tell you, i'll tell you what else.  you listening? i'll tell you what else: don't ever try to sell an indian.	I'd never try to sell an Indian.
to get on the...	To get on the board.  Yeah.  How you goan'a get on the board sell'n a Polack?  And I'll tell you, I'll tell you what else.  You listening? I'll tell you what else: don't ever try to sell an Indian.
you had to, yeah.  why?	To get on the...
i had to.	You had to, yeah.  Why?
you missed a fucking sale.  big deal.  a deadbeat polack.  big deal. how you going to sell 'em in the first place...?  your mistake, you shoun'a took the lead.	I had to.
i'm not?	You missed a fucking sale.  Big deal.  A deadbeat Polack.  Big deal. How you going to sell 'em in the first place...?  Your mistake, you shoun'a took the lead.
you have to cheer up, george, you aren't out yet.	I'm not?
where am i going to work?	You have to cheer up, George, you aren't out yet.
all of 'em.  they, hey: it happens to us all.	Where am I going to work?
...they hold on to their money...	All of 'em.  They, hey: it happens to us all.
deadbeats all.	...they hold on to their money...
...polacks...	Deadbeats all.
polacks and deadbeats.	...Polacks...
oh, god, i hate this job.	I'll be at the restaurant. </pre> </html>
no.	Oh, God, I hate this job.
did the leads come in yet?	No.
did they catch...?	Do you understand?  My stuff is mine, his stuff is ours.  I'm taking half of his commissions-- now, you work it out.
you understand?	Did they catch...?
did they...?	You understand?
will you excuse us please?	Uh, uh, did he go to the restaurant?  I...I...
where did moss...?  i...	Will you excuse us please?
will you excuse...	Where did Moss...?  I...
you think so?	Yes.
they're inured to it.	You think so?
why?	They're inured to it.
thieves.	Why?
no, who?	Thieves.
yeah.  you know who doesn't?	No, who?
when i talk to the police, i get nervous.	Yeah.  You know who doesn't?
you have nothing to hide.	When I talk to the police, I get nervous.
no.	You have nothing to hide.
then don't sweat it, george, you know why?	No.
no.	Then don't sweat it, George, you know why?
yes.	No.
was i?	Yes.
see...?  were you the guy who broke in?	Was I?
at home.	See...?  Were you the guy who broke in?
i was at home, where were you?	At home.
yes.	I was at home, where were you?
where was i?	Yes.
where were you?	Where was I?
why?  because they're stupid. "where were you last night..."	Where were you?
why don't you think so?	Why?  Because they're stupid. "Where were you last night..."
no.	Why don't you think so?
they aren't?	No.
yes.  the cops.  no.	They aren't?
the cops?	Yes.  The cops.  No.
why? 'cause they aren't going to find the guy.	The cops?
a waste of time?  why?	Why? 'Cause they aren't going to find the guy.
yeah.  that's swell.  another waste of time.	A waste of time?  Why?
yeah.	Yeah.  That's swell.  Another waste of time.
to the cops?	Yeah.
he said we...	To the cops?
what?	He said we...
he said we're all going to have to go talk to the guy.	What?
...what am i going to do all month...	Were the leads insured?
were the leads...	...what am I going to do all month...
you think they're going to catch... where are you going?	Down the street.
they stole the phones.  they stole the leads.  they're...christ.  what am i going to do this month? oh, shit...	You think they're going to catch... where are you going?
where criminals can come in here... they take the...	They stole the phones.  They stole the leads.  They're...Christ.  What am I going to do this month? Oh, shit...
they stole the phones.	Where criminals can come in here... they take the...
what.  what kind of outfit are we running where...where anyone...	They stole the phones.
they stole the...	What.  What kind of outfit are we running where...where anyone...
they stole...	They stole the...
he filed half of them, he filed the big one.  all the little ones, i have, i have to go back and...ah, fuck, i got to go out like a fucking schmuck hat in my hand and reclose the...  i mean, talk about a bad streak. that would sap anyone's self confi... i got to go out and reclose all my... where's the phones?	They stole...
he said he filed...	He filed half of them, he filed the big one.  All the little ones, I have, I have to go back and...ah, fuck, I got to go out like a fucking schmuck hat in my hand and reclose the...  I mean, talk about a bad streak. That would sap anyone's self confi... I got to go out and reclose all my... Where's the phones?
you hit a bad streak.  we've all... look at this: fifteen units mountain view, the fucking things get stole.	He said he filed...
i am?	You hit a bad streak.  We've all... look at this: fifteen units Mountain View, the fucking things get stole.
that's not...fuck that shit, george. you're a, hey, you had a bad month. you're a good man, george.	I am?
everything i...you know...	That's not...Fuck that shit, George. You're a, hey, you had a bad month. You're a good man, George.
that's...	Everything I...you know...
yes.  i'm no fucking good.	That's...
it's a waste of time.	Yes.  I'm no fucking good.
it is dead.	It's a waste of time.
clear meadows.  that shit's dead.	It is dead.
clear...	Clear Meadows.  That shit's dead.
they're ancient.	Clear...
yes.  they are old.	They're ancient.
huh?	Yes.  They are old.
yes.	Huh?
well, they're old.  i saw the shit that they were giving you.	Yes.
i can't close 'em.	Well, they're old.  I saw the shit that they were giving you.
what?  you can't do any what?	I can't close 'em.
i'm, i'm, i'm, i'm fucked on the board.  you.  you see how...i...  i can't...my mind must be in other places. 'cause i can't do any...	What?  You can't do any what?
i don't...yes.  okay, the board.	I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fucked on the board.  You.  You see how...I...  I can't...my mind must be in other places. 'Cause I can't do any...
i'm fine.  you mean the board?  you mean the board...?	I don't...yes.  Okay, the board.
yeah.  that's swell.  yes.  you're right.  how are you?	I'm fine.  You mean the board?  You mean the board...?
then, you know, they wouldn't be so ups...	Yeah.  That's swell.  Yes.  You're right.  How are you?
what do you care...?	Then, you know, they wouldn't be so ups...
i, you know, they should be insured.	What do you care...?
rick, i'm going to flag a cab.	I didn't rob...
...how can you talk to me that... that...	Rick, I'm going to flag a cab.
wh...wh...wha...?	We had a robbery.
that's great.	Thank you, George.
you...	That's great.
shelly, the machine, levene.	You...
read it.  bruce and harriett nyborg.  what happened here?	Fuck.  I had them on River Glen.
mmm.	Did they find the guy who broke into the office yet?
i meet gestapo tactics...i meet gestapo tactics...that's not right... no man has the right to..."call an attorney," that means you're guilt... you're under sus..."co...," he says, "cooperate" or we'll go downtown.  that's not...as long as i've...	Will you get out of here.  Will you get out of here.  Will you.  I'm trying to run an office here.  Will you go to lunch?  Go to lunch. Will you go to lunch?
excuse me...	I meet gestapo tactics...I meet gestapo tactics...That's not right... No man has the right to..."Call an attorney," that means you're guilt... you're under sus..."Co...," he says, "cooperate" or we'll go downtown.  That's not...as long as I've...
that's what, that's what, that's what i was trying to do.  that's why i came in...i meet gestapo tac...	Excuse me...
will you take it outside, we have people trying to do business here...	That's what, that's what, that's what I was trying to do.  That's why I came in...I meet gestapo tac...
where does he get off to talk that way to a working man?  it's not...	Will you take it outside, we have people trying to do business here...
go to lunch, george.	Where does he get off to talk that way to a working man?  It's not...
i don't want to go to lunch.	Go to lunch, George.
just go to lunch.	I don't want to go to lunch.
...that's why i came in.  i thought i...	Just go to lunch.
the leads come in, i'll let...	...that's why I came in.  I thought I...
i want to work today, that's why i came...	The leads come in, I'll let...
go to lunch, will you...	I want to work today, that's why I came...
...come in here...i work here, i don't come in here to be mistreated...	Go to lunch, will you...
shelly: get in the office.	I didn't...why should I..."Where were you last..." Is anybody listening to me...?  Where's Moss...?  Where...?
that they're going to be upset.	That's right.  You want to go out today...?
what?	That they're going to be upset.
'cause, you know, 'cause they weren't, i know that mitch and murray uh...	What?
i don't know, george, why?	'Cause, you know, 'cause they weren't, I know that Mitch and Murray uh...
i, um, and may...maybe they're in... they're in...you should, john, if we're ins...	I'm sure that we're insured, George...
who used to say that?	In school.
hey, hey, hey, easy friend.  that's the "machine." that is shelly "the machine" lev...	Get in the goddamn room.
mr. levene, i think we have to talk.	I'm going to the Chinks.  You're done, come down, we're going to smoke a cigarette.
would you come in here, please?	And let's put this together.  Okay? Shel?  Say okay.
you're done, come down, and let's...	Would you come in here, please?
mr. levene...?	You're done, come down, and let's...
hey, fella, let's get this done...	Anyone in this office lives on their wits...  I'm going to be with you in a second.  What you're hired for is to help us--does that seem clear to you?
i'm going to have your job, shithead. i'm going downtown and talk to mitch and murrray, and i'm going to lemkin.  i don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you're sucking on.  you're going out, i swear to you, you're going...	Hey, fella, let's get this done...
could i...	I'm going to have your job, shithead. I'm going downtown and talk to Mitch and Murrray, and I'm going to Lemkin.  I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick you're sucking on.  You're going out, I swear to you, you're going...
you stupid fucking cunt.  you, williamson...i'm talking to you, shithead...you just cost me six thousand dollars.  six thousand dollars.  and one cadillac.  that's right.  what are you going to do about it?  what are you goin to do about it, asshole. you fucking shit.  where did you learn your trade.  you stupid fucking cunt.  you idiot.  whoever told you you could work with men?	Could I...
the people downtown said...	You call them again.  Mr. Williamson...!
i'm talking with mr. lingk.  if you please, i'll be back in.  i'll be back in a while...i told you, check with mr. williamson.	The people downtown said...
roma, would you, i'd like to get some lunch...	I'm talking with Mr. Lingk.  If you please, I'll be back in.  I'll be back in a while...I told you, check with Mr. Williamson.
you have a problem?	Yes, I have a problem.  Yes, I do, my fr...It's not me that ripped the joint off, I'm doing business. I'll be with you in a while.  You got it...?  Where are you going?
i've...look.  will someone get this guy off my back.	You have a problem?
roma!  i'm talking to you...	I've...look.  Will someone get this guy off my back.
which, wait a second, which is not until the check is cashed.	Levene!!
levene!	Which, wait a second, which is not until the check is cashed.
listen to me, the statute, it's for your protection.  i have no complaints with that, in fact, i was a member of the board when we drafted it, so quite the opposite. it says that you can change your mind three working days from the time the deal is closed.	Levene!
aaronow...	They took the typewriters, they took the leads, they took the cash, they took the contracts...
please don't leave.  i'm going to talk to you.  what's your name?	Are you talking to me?
fuck insured.  you owe me a car.	Please don't leave.  I'm going to talk to you.  What's your name?
and i don't want any fucking shit and i don't give a shit, lingk puts me over the top, you filed it, that's fine, any other shit kicks out you go back.  you...you reclose it, 'cause i closed it and you...you owe me the car.	Would you excuse us, please.
moss...who told him?	How the fuck do I know?  What...talk to me.
who told me wh...?  you've got a fuckin', you've...a...who is this...?  you've got a board-up on the window...moss told me.	Moss...Who told him?
who told you...?	Who told me wh...?  You've got a fuckin', you've...a...who is this...?  You've got a board-up on the window...Moss told me.
oh, fuck.  fuck.  fuck fuck fuck!  williamson!!! williamson!!!  open the fucking...williamson...	Who are you?
would you excuse us, please...?	Don't fuck with me, fella.  I'm talking about a fuckin' Cadillac car that you owe me...
...did they...	Would you excuse us, please...?
excuse me, fella.	...did they...
excuse me, sir...	Did they get my contracts?
williamson...williamson, they stole the contracts...?	Excuse me, sir...
john: john:...my daughter...	Fuck you.
because i don't like you.	John: John:...my daughter...
why?	Because I don't like you.
i'm sorry.	Why?
don't.	I'm sorry.
call up the bank.  i called them.	You did?
their check's no good?  they're nuts...?	Call up the bank.  I called them.
you stick around i'll pull the memo for you.  i'm busy now...	Their check's no good?  They're nuts...?
the check's no good?	You stick around I'll pull the memo for you.  I'm busy now...
forget it.  frame it.  it's worthless.	The check's no good?
i've got the check...	Forget it.  Frame it.  It's worthless.
where have you been, shelly?  bruce and harriet nyborg.  do you want to see the memos...?  they're nuts... they used to call in every week. when i was with webb.  and we were selling arizona...they're nuts...did you see how they were living?  how can you delude yours...	I've got the check...
abso...	Where have you been, Shelly?  Bruce and Harriet Nyborg.  Do you want to see the memos...?  They're nuts... they used to call in every week. When I was with Webb.  And we were selling Arizona...they're nuts...did you see how they were living?  How can you delude yours...
only the beginning...	Abso...
what sales...?  i just closed eighty-two grand...are you fuckin'...i'm back...i'm back, this is only the beginning.	Only the beginning...
what sales?	What sales...?  I just closed eighty-two grand...Are you fuckin'...I'm back...I'm back, this is only the beginning.
i...what?  are you, are you, that's why...?  are you nuts?  i'm...i'm going to close for you, i'm going to...  here, here, i'm going to make this office...i'm going to be back there number one...hey, hey, hey!  this is only the beginning...list...list... listen. listen.  just one moment. list...here's what...here's what we're going to do.  twenty percent. i'm going to give you twenty percent of my sales...  twenty percent.  for as long as i am with the firm.  fifty percent.  you're going to be my partner.  fifty percent.  of all my sales.	What sales?
no, i think i don't want your money. i think you fucked up my office. and i think you're going away.	I...what?  Are you, are you, that's why...?  Are you nuts?  I'm...I'm going to close for you, I'm going to...  Here, here, I'm going to make this office...I'm going to be back there Number One...Hey, hey, hey!  This is only the beginning...List...list... listen. Listen.  Just one moment. List...here's what...here's what we're going to do.  Twenty percent. I'm going to give you twenty percent of my sales...  Twenty percent.  For as long as I am with the firm.  Fifty percent.  You're going to be my partner.  Fifty percent.  Of all my sales.
i...	No, I think I don't want your money. I think you fucked up my office. And I think you're going away.
no, i don't think so, shel.	I...
wait...uh, look...  look, twelve, twenty, two, twen... twenty-five hundred, it's...take it.  take it all...  take it!	No, I don't think so, Shel.
what?	You've got a big mouth, and now I'm going to show you an even bigger one.
i want to tell you something, shelly.  you have a big mouth.	What?
okay: i...look: i'm going to make it worth your while.  i am.  i turned this thing around.  i closed the old stuff, i can do it again. i'm the one's going to close 'em. i am!  i am! 'cause i turned this thing a...i can do that, i can do anyth...last night.  i'm going to tell you, i was ready to do the dutch.  moss gets me, "do this, we'll get well..." why not.  big fuckin' deal.  i'm halfway hoping to get caught.  to put me out of my...  but it taught me something.  what it taught me, that you've got to get out there.  big deal.  so i wasn't cut out to be a thief.  i was cut out to be a salesman.  and now i'm back, and i got my balls back...and, you know, john, you have the advantage on me now: whatever it takes to make it right, we'll make it right.  we're going to make it right.	I want to tell you something, Shelly.  You have a big mouth.
mmm.	Okay: I...look: I'm going to make it worth your while.  I am.  I turned this thing around.  I closed the old stuff, I can do it again. I'm the one's going to close 'em. I am!  I am! 'Cause I turned this thing a...I can do that, I can do anyth...last night.  I'm going to tell you, I was ready to Do the Dutch.  Moss gets me, "Do this, we'll get well..." Why not.  Big fuckin' deal.  I'm halfway hoping to get caught.  To put me out of my...  But it taught me something.  What it taught me, that you've got to get out there.  Big deal.  So I wasn't cut out to be a thief.  I was cut out to be a salesman.  And now I'm back, and I got my balls back...and, you know, John, you have the advantage on me now: Whatever it takes to make it right, we'll make it right.  We're going to make it right.
he told me my share was twenty-five.	Mmm.
uh-huh?	He told me my share was twenty-five.
i...i'm sure he got more than the five, actually.	Uh-huh?
was it?	I...I'm sure he got more than the five, actually.
it was his idea.	Was it?
that was easy, wasn't it?	It was his idea.
do i have to tell you?  moss.	That was easy, wasn't it?
who kept the other half?	Do I have to tell you?  Moss.
five thousand.  i kept half.	Who kept the other half?
how much did you get for them?  how much did you get for them?	Five thousand.  I kept half.
i sold them to jerry graff.	How much did you get for them?  How much did you get for them?
if you tell me where the leads are, i won't turn you in.  if you don't, i am going to tell the cop you stole them, mitch and murray will see that you go to jail.  believe me they will.  now, what did you do with the leads?  i'm walking in that door--you have five seconds to tell me: or you are going to jail.	I...
i don't know what you are saying.	If you tell me where the leads are, I won't turn you in.  If you don't, I am going to tell the cop you stole them, Mitch and Murray will see that you go to jail.  Believe me they will.  Now, what did you do with the leads?  I'm walking in that door--you have five seconds to tell me: or you are going to jail.
what'd you do with the leads?  you want to go in there?  i tell him what i know, he's going to dig up something...you got an alibi last night?  you better have one. what did you do with the leads?  if you tell me what you did with the leads, we can talk.	I don't know what you are saying.
sure!  i robbed the office.  sure.	What'd you do with the leads?  You want to go in there?  I tell him what I know, he's going to dig up something...You got an alibi last night?  You better have one. What did you do with the leads?  If you tell me what you did with the leads, we can talk.
you robbed the office.	Sure!  I robbed the office.  Sure.
you're so full of shit.	You robbed the office.
well, i'm saying this, shel: usually i take the contracts to the bank.  last night i didn't.  how did you know that?  one night in a year i left a contract on my desk. nobody knew that but you.  now how did you know that?  you want to talk to me, you want to talk to someone else...because this is my job.  this is my job on the line, and you are going to talk to me.  now how did you know that contract was on my desk?	You're so full of shit.
don't fuck with me, john, don't fuck with me...what are you saying?	Well, I'm saying this, Shel: usually I take the contracts to the bank.  Last night I didn't.  How did you know that?  One night in a year I left a contract on my desk. Nobody knew that but you.  Now how did you know that?  You want to talk to me, you want to talk to someone else...because this is my job.  This is my job on the line, and you are going to talk to me.  Now how did you know that contract was on my desk?
no.  it hadn't.	Don't fuck with me, John, don't fuck with me...what are you saying?
well, hadn't it?	No.  It hadn't.
i told the customer that his contracts had gone to the bank.	Well, hadn't it?
what are you talking about?	I told the customer that his contracts had gone to the bank.
you said, "you don't make something up unless it's sure to help."  how did you know that i made it up?	What are you talking about?
what are you talking about?	You said, "You don't make something up unless it's sure to help."  How did you know that I made it up?
how do you know i made it up?	What are you talking about?
what?	How do you know I made it up?
how do you know i made it up?	What?
excuse me...	...excuse me, nothing, you be as cold as you want, but you just fucked a good man out of six thousand dollars and his goddamn bonus 'cause you didn't know the shot, if you can do that and you aren't man enough that it gets you, then I don't know what, if you can't take some thing from that...  you're scum, you're fucking white- bread.  You be as cold as you want. A child would know it, he's right.  You're going to make something up, be sure it will help or keep your mouth closed.
you listen to me, someday you might say, "hey..." no, fuck that, you just listen what i'm going to say: your partner depends on you.  your partner...a man who's your "partner" depends on you...you have to go with him and for him...or you're shit, you're shit, you can't exist alone...	Excuse me...
why i don't...	You listen to me, someday you might say, "Hey..." No, fuck that, you just listen what I'm going to say: your partner depends on you.  Your partner...a man who's your "partner" depends on you...you have to go with him and for him...or you're shit, you're shit, you can't exist alone...
what roma's trying to tell you. what i told you yesterday.  why you don't belong in this business.	Why I don't...
what are you trying to tell me?	What Roma's trying to tell you. What I told you yesterday.  Why you don't belong in this business.
yes, i am.	What are you trying to tell me?
you are?	Yes, I am.
yes.  mmm.  yes.  precisely. precisely. 'cause your partner depends on it.  i'm talking to you, i'm trying to tell you something.	You are?
mmm.	Yes.  Mmm.  Yes.  Precisely. Precisely. 'Cause your partner depends on it.  I'm talking to you, I'm trying to tell you something.
you can't learn that in an office. eh?  he's right.  you have to learn it on the streets.  you can't buy that.  you have to live it.	Mmm.
yes.  i hear you.	You can't learn that in an office. Eh?  He's right.  You have to learn it on the streets.  You can't buy that.  You have to live it.
you can't think on your feet you should keep your mouth closed.  you hear me?  i'm talking to you. do you hear me...?	Yes.  I hear you.
mmm.	You can't think on your feet you should keep your mouth closed.  You hear me?  I'm talking to you. Do you hear me...?
it's not impossible.	On an eighty-thousand dollar day? And it ain't even noon.
would you?  would you...?  or you're gonna what, fire me?	It's not impossible.
i were you, i'd calm down, shelly.	Would you?  Would you...?  Or you're gonna what, fire me?
why should the sale not stick? hey, fuck you.  that's what i'm saying.  you have no idea of your job.  a man's his job and you're fucked at yours.  you hear what i'm saying to you?  your "end of month board..." you can't run an office. i don't care.  you don't know what it is, you don't have the sense, you don't have the balls.  you ever been on a sit?  ever?  has this cocksucker ever been...you ever sit down with a cust...	I were you, I'd calm down, Shelly.
that if the sale sticks, it will be a miracle.	Why should the sale not stick? Hey, fuck you.  That's what I'm saying.  You have no idea of your job.  A man's his job and you're fucked at yours.  You hear what I'm saying to you?  Your "end of month board..." You can't run an office. I don't care.  You don't know what it is, you don't have the sense, you don't have the balls.  You ever been on a sit?  Ever?  Has this cocksucker ever been...you ever sit down with a cust...
what does that fucking mean?	That if the sale sticks, it will be a miracle.
the only thing remarkable is who you made it to.	What does that fucking mean?
all that i'm telling you: that one thing you can tell them it's a remarkable sale.	The only thing remarkable is who you made it to.
look: i have a lot of things on my mind, they're coming in, alright, they're very upset, i'm trying to make some sense...	All that I'm telling you: that one thing you can tell them it's a remarkable sale.
it's better than a good sale.  it's a...	Look: I have a lot of things on my mind, they're coming in, alright, they're very upset, I'm trying to make some sense...
how could i tell 'em your sale?  eh? i don't have a tel...i'll tell 'em your sale when they bring in the leads.  alright?  shelly.  alright? we had a little... you closed a deal.  you made a good sale.  fine.	It's better than a good sale.  It's a...
did you tell 'em my sale?	How could I tell 'em your sale?  Eh? I don't have a tel...I'll tell 'em your sale when they bring in the leads.  Alright?  Shelly.  Alright? We had a little... You closed a deal.  You made a good sale.  Fine.
i talked to murray and mitch an hour ago.  they're coming in, you understand they're a bit upset over this morning's...	Did you tell 'em my sale?
get 'em to me!	I talked to Murray and Mitch an hour ago.  They're coming in, you understand they're a bit upset over this morning's...
the leads are coming.	Get 'em to me!
ah, fuck.  leads!  leads! williamson!  send me out!  send me out!	The leads are coming.
what happened?	Somebody broke in.
that's alright.	The deal still stands, our other thing.
that's what i'm saying.  yeah.  i'd like something off the other list.  which, very least, that i'm entitled to.  if i'm still working here, which for the moment i guess that i am.  what?  i'm sorry i spoke harshly to you.	That's alright.
is that what you're saying?	That's what I'm saying.  Yeah.  I'd like something off the other list.  Which, very least, that I'm entitled to.  If I'm still working here, which for the moment I guess that I am.  What?  I'm sorry I spoke harshly to you.
yeah.  yeah.	Is that what you're saying?
you want something off the b list?	Yeah.  Yeah.
you want to do business that way...? alright.  alright.  alright. alright.  what is there on the other list...?	You want something off the B list?
is that it?  is that it?  you want to do business that way...?	You want to do business that way...? Alright.  Alright.  Alright. Alright.  What is there on the other list...?
because i say so.	Is that it?  Is that it?  You want to do business that way...?
why?	Because I say so.
i can't split them.	Why?
wait.  alright.  fine.  the one.  give me the lead.  give me the one lead.  the best one you have.	I can't split them.
i have to go...	Wait.  Alright.  Fine.  The one.  Give me the lead.  Give me the one lead.  The best one you have.
well, i want to tell you something, fella, wasn't long i could pick up the phone, call murray and i'd have your job.  you know that?  not too long ago.  for what?  for nothing. "mur, this new kid burns my ass." "shelly, he's out." you're gone before i'm back from lunch.  i bought him a trip to bermuda once...	I have to go...
i can't do it, shelly...	Well, I want to tell you something, fella, wasn't long I could pick up the phone, call Murray and I'd have your job.  You know that?  Not too long ago.  For what?  For nothing. "Mur, this new kid burns my ass." "Shelly, he's out." You're gone before I'm back from lunch.  I bought him a trip to Bermuda once...
i'm asking you.  as a favor to me?  john.  john: my daughter...	I can't do it, Shelly...
no.	I'm asking you.  As a favor to me?  John.  John: my daughter...
i'll give you thirty on them now, i'll bring the rest tomorrow.  i've got it at the hotel.  john?  we do that, for chrissake?	No.
can't do it.	I'll give you thirty on them now, I'll bring the rest tomorrow.  I've got it at the hotel.  John?  We do that, for chrissake?
you fucking asshole.  i haven't got it.  i haven't got it, john.  i'll pay you tomorrow.  i'm coming in here with the sales, i'll pay you tomorrow.  i haven't got it, when i pay, the gas...i get back the hotel, i'll bring it in tomorrow.	Can't do it.
i wish i could.	You fucking asshole.  I haven't got it.  I haven't got it, John.  I'll pay you tomorrow.  I'm coming in here with the sales, I'll pay you tomorrow.  I haven't got it, when I pay, the gas...I get back the hotel, I'll bring it in tomorrow.
now?  now?	Now.  Yes...When?
alright.	Good.  Now we're talking.
bullshit.  they ain't been in the office yet.  give 'em some stiff. we have a deal or not?  eh?  two sits.  the des plaines.  both of 'em, six and ten, you can do it...six and ten...eight and eleven, i don't give a shit, you set 'em up?  alright?  the two sits in des plaines.	Alright.
i've got roma.  then i've got moss...	Bullshit.  They ain't been in the office yet.  Give 'em some stiff. We have a deal or not?  Eh?  Two sits.  The Des Plaines.  Both of 'em, six and ten, you can do it...six and ten...eight and eleven, I don't give a shit, you set 'em up?  Alright?  The two sits in Des Plaines.
i saw the board.  you've got four...	I've got Roma.  Then I've got Moss...
i'm not sure i have two.	I saw the board.  You've got four...
no.  you're right.  that's for later.  we'll talk in a month. what have you got?  i want two sits. tonight.	I'm not sure I have two.
what are we going to say?	No.  You're right.  That's for later.  We'll talk in a month. What have you got?  I want two sits. Tonight.
john.  listen.  i want to talk to you. permit me to do this a second.  i'm older than you.  a man acquires a reputation.  on the street.  what he does when he's up, what he does otherwise...i said "ten," you said "no." you said "twenty." i said "fine," i'm not going to fuck with you, how can i beat that, you tell me?...okay.  okay.  we'll...okay. fine.  we'll...alright, twenty percent, and fifty bucks a lead. that's fine.  for now.  that's fine. a month or two we'll talk.  a month from now.  next month.  after the thirtieth.  we'll talk.	What are we going to say?
and fifty bucks a lead.	John.  Listen.  I want to talk to you. Permit me to do this a second.  I'm older than you.  A man acquires a reputation.  On the street.  What he does when he's up, what he does otherwise...I said "ten," you said "no." You said "twenty." I said "fine," I'm not going to fuck with you, how can I beat that, you tell me?...Okay.  Okay.  We'll...Okay. Fine.  We'll...Alright, twenty percent, and fifty bucks a lead. That's fine.  For now.  That's fine. A month or two we'll talk.  A month from now.  Next month.  After the thirtieth.  We'll talk.
alright.	And fifty bucks a lead.
twenty percent.	Alright.
fuck that.  that's defeatist.  fuck that.  fuck it...get on my side. go with me.  let's do something. you want to run this office, run it.	Twenty percent.
not lately you can't...	Fuck that.  That's defeatist.  Fuck that.  Fuck it...Get on my side. Go with me.  Let's do something. You want to run this office, run it.
i will close.  john, john, ten percent.  i can get hot.  you know that...	Not lately you can't...
what if you don't?  then i'm fucked. you see...?  then it's my job. that's what i'm telling you.	I will close.  John, John, ten percent.  I can get hot.  You know that...
i will close.	What if you don't?  Then I'm fucked. You see...?  Then it's my job. That's what I'm telling you.
what if you don't close...?	I will close.
i will close.	What if you don't close...?
and what if you don't close.	I will close.
of what?	And what if you don't close.
i can't close these leads, john. no one can.  it's a joke.  john, look, just give me a hot lead. just give me two of the premium leads.  as a "test," alright?  as a "test" and i promise you...	I can't do it, Shel.
you start closing again, you'll be on the board.	I can't close these leads, John. No one can.  It's a joke.  John, look, just give me a hot lead. Just give me two of the premium leads.  As a "test," alright?  As a "test" and I promise you...
then put me on the board.	You start closing again, you'll be on the board.
...apart from the top men on the contest board.	Then put me on the board.
bullshit, bullshit, you assign them... what are you telling me?	...apart from the top men on the contest board.
the leads are assigned randomly...	Bullshit, bullshit, you assign them... What are you telling me?
why?	The leads are assigned randomly...
...they kicked out.	They all kick out.  You run in streaks, pal.  Streaks.  I'm... I'm...don't look at the board, look at me.  Shelly Levene.  Anyone. Ask them on Western.  Ask Getz at Homestead.  Go ask Jerry Graff. You know who I am...I NEED A SHOT. I got to get on the fucking board. Ask them.  Ask them.  Ask them who ever picked up a check I was flush. Moss, Jerry Graff, Mitch himself...Those guys lived on the business I brought in.  They lived on it...and so did Murray, John. You were here you'd of benefited from it too.  And now I'm saying this.  Do I want charity?  Do I want pity?  I want sits.  I want leads that don't come right out of a phone book.  Give me a lead hotter than that, I'll go in and close it.  Give me a chance. That's all I want.  I'm going to get up on that fucking board and all I want is a chance.  It's a streak and I'm going to turn it around.  I need your help.
i've seen those leads.  i saw them when i was at homestead, we pitched those cocksuckers rio rancho nineteen sixty-nine they wouldn't buy.  they couldn't buy a fucking toaster.  they're broke, john. they're cold.  they're deadbeats, you can't judge on that.  even so. even so.  alright.  fine.  fine. even so.  i go in, four fucking leads they got their money in a sock.  they're fucking polacks, john.  four leads.  i close two. two.  fifty per...	...they kicked out.
i'll tell you why i'm out.  i'm out, you're giving me toilet paper. john.	I've seen those leads.  I saw them when I was at Homestead, we pitched those cocksuckers Rio Rancho nineteen sixty-nine they wouldn't buy.  They couldn't buy a fucking toaster.  They're broke, John. They're cold.  They're deadbeats, you can't judge on that.  Even so. Even so.  Alright.  Fine.  Fine. Even so.  I go in, FOUR FUCKING LEADS they got their money in a sock.  They're fucking Polacks, John.  Four leads.  I close two. Two.  Fifty per...
yes.	I'll tell you why I'm out.  I'm out, you're giving me toilet paper. John.
i'm out.	Yes.
either way.  you're out.	I'm out.
that's fucked.  that's fucked.  you don't look at the fucking percentage. you look at the gross.	Either way.  You're out.
the...shelly?  the hot leads are assigned according to the board.  during the contest. period.  anyone who beats fifty per...	That's fucked.  That's fucked.  You don't look at the fucking percentage. You look at the gross.
...ah, fuck this...	The...Shelly?  The hot leads are assigned according to the board.  During the contest. Period.  Anyone who beats fifty per...
will you please wait a second. shelly.  please.  murray told me: the hot leads...	...ah, fuck this...
john.  john...	Will you please wait a second. Shelly.  Please.  Murray told me: the hot leads...
murray said...	John.  John...
money.  a fortune.  money lying on the ground.  murray?  when was the last time he went out on a sit? sales contest?  it's laughable. it's cold out there now, john. it's tight.  money is tight.  this ain't sixty-five.  it ain't.  it just ain't.  see?  see?  now, i'm a good man--but i need a...	Murray said...
fuck him.  fuck murray.  john?  you know?  you tell him i said so. what does he fucking know?  he's going to have a "sales" contest...you know what our sales contest used to be?	Money.  A fortune.  Money lying on the ground.  Murray?  When was the last time he went out on a sit? Sales contest?  It's laughable. It's cold out there now, John. It's tight.  Money is tight.  This ain't sixty-five.  It ain't.  It just ain't.  See?  See?  Now, I'm a good man--but I need a...
murray said...	Fuck him.  Fuck Murray.  John?  You know?  You tell him I said so. What does he fucking know?  He's going to have a "sales" contest...you know what our sales contest used to be?
the premium leads.  yes.  i know what they cost.  john.  because i, i generated the dollar revenue sufficient to buy them.  nineteen senny-nine, you know what i made? senny-nine?  ninety-six thousand dollars.  john?  for murray... for mitch...look at the sheets...	Murray said...
you know what those leads cost?	The premium leads.  Yes.  I know what they cost.  John.  Because I, I generated the dollar revenue sufficient to buy them.  Nineteen senny-nine, you know what I made? Senny-nine?  Ninety-six thousand dollars.  John?  For Murray... For Mitch...look at the sheets...
then how do they come up above that mark?  with dreck...?  that's nonsense.  explain this to me. 'cause it's a waste, and it's a stupid waste.  i want to tell you something...	You know what those leads cost?
let me tell you something, shelly. i do what i'm hired to do. i'm...wait a second.  i'm hired to watch the leads.  i'm given...hold on, i'm given a policy.  my job is to do that.  what i'm told.  that's it.  you, wait a second, anybody falls below a certain mark i'm not permitted to give them the premium leads.	Then how do they come up above that mark?  With dreck...?  That's nonsense.  Explain this to me. 'Cause it's a waste, and it's a stupid waste.  I want to tell you something...
yes.	Let me tell you something, Shelly. I do what I'm hired to do. I'm...wait a second.  I'm hired to watch the leads.  I'm given...hold on, I'm given a policy.  My job is to do that.  What I'm told.  That's it.  You, wait a second, anybody falls below a certain mark I'm not permitted to give them the premium leads.
...let me...are you listening to me...?	Yes.
...and i'm going to get bounced and you're...	...let me...are you listening to me...?
let me...	...and I'm going to get bounced and you're...
yes.  i am.  i'm sorry to antagonize you.	Let me...
you're saying that i'm fucked.	Yes.  I am.  I'm sorry to antagonize you.
marshal the leads...marshal the leads?  what the fuck, what bus did you get off of, we're here to fucking sell.  fuck marshaling the leads.  what the fuck talk is that? what the fuck talk is that?  where did you learn that?  in school?  that's "talk," my friend, that's "talk." our job is to sell.  i'm the man to sell.  i'm getting garbage.  you're giving it to me, and what i'm saying is it's fucked.	You're saying that I'm fucked.
i have.  and my job is to marshal those leads...	Marshal the leads...marshal the leads?  What the fuck, what bus did you get off of, we're here to fucking sell.  Fuck marshaling the leads.  What the fuck talk is that? What the fuck talk is that?  Where did you learn that?  In school?  That's "talk," my friend, that's "talk." Our job is to sell.  I'm the man to sell.  I'm getting garbage.  You're giving it to me, and what I'm saying is it's fucked.
...you talk to murray...	I have.  And my job is to marshal those leads...
murray...	...you talk to Murray...
bullshit the thirtieth, i don't get on the board the thirtieth, they're going to can my ass.  i need the leads.  i need them now.  or i'm gone, and you're going to miss me, john, i swear to you.	Murray...
...after the thirtieth...	Bullshit the thirtieth, I don't get on the board the thirtieth, they're going to can my ass.  I need the leads.  I need them now.  Or I'm gone, and you're going to miss me, John, I swear to you.
...it isn't you...?  who is it? who is this i'm talking to?  i need the leads...	...after the thirtieth...
it isn't me...	...it isn't you...?  Who is it? Who is this I'm talking to?  I need the leads...
lately kiss my ass lately.  that isn't how you build an org...talk, talk to murray.  talk to mitch. when we were on peterson, who paid for his fucking car?  you talk to him.  the seville...?  he came in, "you bought that for me shelly." out of what?  cold calling.  nothing. sixty-five, when we were there, with glen ross farms?  you call 'em downtown.  what was that?  luck? that was "luck"?  bullshit, john. you're burning my ass, i can't get a fucking lead...you think that was luck.  my stats for those years? bullshit...over that period of time...?  bullshit.  it wasn't luck. it was skill.  you want to throw that away, john...?  you want to throw that away?	It isn't me...
not lately it isn't.	Lately kiss my ass lately.  That isn't how you build an org...talk, talk to Murray.  Talk to Mitch. When we were on Peterson, who paid for his fucking car?  You talk to him.  The Seville...?  He came in, "You bought that for me Shelly." Out of what?  Cold calling.  Nothing. Sixty-five, when we were there, with Glen Ross Farms?  You call 'em downtown.  What was that?  Luck? That was "luck"?  Bullshit, John. You're burning my ass, I can't get a fucking lead...you think that was luck.  My stats for those years? Bullshit...over that period of time...?  Bullshit.  It wasn't luck. It was skill.  You want to throw that away, John...?  You want to throw that away?
bullshit.  john.  bullshit.  april, september 1981.  it's me.  it isn't fucking moss.  due respect, he's an order taker, john.  he talks, he talks a good game, look at the board, and it's me, john, it's me...	Not lately it isn't.
moss.	Bullshit.  John.  Bullshit.  April, September 1981.  It's me.  It isn't fucking Moss.  Due respect, he's an order taker, John.  He talks, he talks a good game, look at the board, and it's me, John, it's me...
under him?	Moss.
roma.	Under him?
what is this "you say"?  a deal kicks out...i got to eat.  shit, williamson, shit.  you...moss... roma...look at the sheets...look at the sheets.  nineteen eighty, eighty-one...eighty-two...six months of eighty-two...who's there? who's up there?	Roma.
all that i'm saying...	What is this "you say"?  A deal kicks out...I got to eat.  Shit, Williamson, shit.  You...Moss... Roma...look at the sheets...look at the sheets.  Nineteen eighty, eighty-one...eighty-two...six months of eighty-two...who's there? Who's up there?
...then what is this "you say" shit, what is that?  what is that...?	All that I'm saying...
...i only...	...then what is this "you say" shit, what is that?  What is that...?
...then...	...I only...
...no...	...then...
...do you want to go downtown...?	...no...
...no...	...do you want to go downtown...?
...you want to see the court records?  john?  eh?  you want to go down...	...no...
four.  you had four leads.  one kicked out, one the judge, you say...	...you want to see the court records?  John?  Eh?  You want to go down...
what two?	Four.  You had four leads.  One kicked out, one the judge, you say...
what about the other two?	What two?
...and what is that, john?  what? bad luck.  that's all it is.  i pray in your life you will never find it runs in streaks.  that's what it does, that's all it's doing. streaks.  i pray it misses you. that's all i want to say.	What about the other two?
shelly...	...and what is that, John?  What? Bad luck.  That's all it is.  I pray in your life you will never find it runs in streaks.  That's what it does, that's all it's doing. Streaks.  I pray it misses you. That's all I want to say.
...i, if you'd listen to me. please.  i closed the cocksucker. his ex, john, his ex, i didn't know he was married...he, the judge invalidated the...	Shelly...
...you didn't close...	...I, if you'd listen to me. Please.  I closed the cocksucker. His ex, John, his ex, I didn't know he was married...he, the judge invalidated the...
no.  john.  no.  let's wait, let's back up here, i did...will you please?  wait a second.  please.  i didn't "blow" them.  no.  i didn't "blow" them.  no.  one kicked out, one i closed...	...you didn't close...
shelly, you blew the last...	No.  John.  No.  Let's wait, let's back up here, I did...will you please?  Wait a second.  Please.  I didn't "blow" them.  No.  I didn't "blow" them.  No.  One kicked out, one I closed...
john...john...john.  okay.  john. john.  look:  the glengarry highland's leads, you're sending roma out.  fine. he's a good man.  we know what he is.  he's fine.  all i'm saying, you look at the board, he's throwing...wait, wait, wait, he's throwing them away, he's throwing the leads away.  all that i'm saying, that you're wasting leads. i don't want to tell you your job. all that i'm saying, things get set, i know they do, you get a certain mindset... a guy gets a reputation.  we know how this...all i'm saying, put a closer on the job. there's more than one man for the... put a...wait a second, put a proven man out...and you watch, now wait a second--and you watch your dollar volumes...you start closing them for fifty 'stead of twenty- five...you put a closer on the...	Shelly, you blew the last...
dave...	...Shut up.  Decide who should be dealt with how?  Is that the thing? I come into the fuckin' office today, I get humiliated by some jagoff cop.  I get accused of...I get this shit thrown in my face by you, you geniune shit, because you're top name on the board...
rick.  let me tell you.  wait, we're in the...	Shut the fuck up.  Ricky.  You have a mean streak in you...  And what the fuck are you babbling about...?
i got 'em in the kitchen.  i'm eating her crumb cake.	What does that mean?
ricky?...that i don't care they stole the contracts?	I got 'em in the kitchen.  I'm eating her crumb cake.
"you do get the opportunity...you get them.  as i do, as anyone does..."	Ricky?...That I don't care they stole the contracts?
fuck is that supposed to mean?	"You do get the opportunity...You get them.  As I do, as anyone does..."
"you do get the..."  huh?  huh?	Fuck is that supposed to mean?
...the fuck is that supposed to mean...?	Will you shut up, I'm telling you this...
"'why?  why don't i get the opportunities...?"	And did they steal the contracts...?
shit.	"'Why?  Why don't I get the opportunities...?"
"...you look around, you say, 'this one has so-and-so, and i have nothing..."	Shit.
hey, they're fuckin' garbage any case...this whole goddamn...	"...You look around, you say, 'This one has so-and-so, and I have nothing..."
na, fuck the leads, i'm going home.	"Bruce, Harriet...Fuck me, believe in yourself..."
"...you have to believe in yourself..."	Na, fuck the leads, I'm going home.
give me some leads.  i'm going out... i'm getting out of...	"...you have to believe in yourself..."
my ass.  i told 'em.  listen to this: i said...	Hey, I don't want to hear your fucking war stories...
those fuckin' deadbeats...	My ass.  I told 'em.  Listen to this: I said...
eighty-two thousand dollars.	Those fuckin' deadbeats...
you did that?	Eighty-two thousand dollars.
okay, okay, i'll be at the resta...	Ricky...
ricky, i...	Okay, okay, I'll be at the resta...
well, you want to swing by the chinks, watch me eat, we'll talk?	I think I'd better stay here for a while.
mm.	Well, you want to swing by the Chinks, watch me eat, we'll talk?
yeah.	Mm.
me.	Yeah.
i've wanted to talk to you for some time.  for a long time, actually. i said, "the machine, there's a man i would work with.  there's a man..." you know?  i never said a thing.  i should have, don't know why i didn't.  and that shit you were slinging on my guy today was so good...it...it was, and, excuse me, 'cause it isn't even my place to say it.  it was admirable...it was the old stuff.  hey, i've been on a hot streak, so what?  there's things that i could learn from you. you eat today?	Me.
rick...	One moment, I'll be right with you.  In fact, a...one point, which I spoke to you of which  I can't talk to you about here.
rick...?	I'm coming, Ray...what a day!  I'll call you this evening, Jim.  I'm sorry you had to come in...Monday, lunch.
rick...?	I'm sorry, Jim.  I can't talk now. I'll call you tonight...I'm sorry. I'm coming, Ray.
kenilworth.	Oh, God...Oh, God...  Jim, excuse me...Ray, I told you, who he is is the senior vice- president American Express.  His family owns 32 per...Over the past years I've sold him...I can't tell you the dollar amount, but quite a lot of land.  I promised five weeks ago that I'd go to the wife's birthday party in Kenilworth tonight.  I have to go.  You understand. They treat me like a member of the family, so I have to go.
i'm sorry...?	Kenilworth.
kenilworth...?	I'm sorry...?
what?	Kenilworth...?
no.  you said the one.  that's why you said we couldn't talk till kenilworth.	Oh, my God, you're right!  I'm on the one...  Well, let's scoot...
didn't i say i was taking the two o'...	No.  You said the one.  That's why you said we couldn't talk till Kenilworth.
oh!  my god...i've got to get you on the plane!	Didn't I say I was taking the two o'...
twelve-fifteen.	Oh!  My God...I've got to get you on the plane!
ah.  ah, his wife is.  ray: what time do you have...?	Twelve-fifteen.
no, his wife is.	Ah.  Ah, his wife is.  Ray: what time do you have...?
well, ray was eating at one of his company's men's home in france...the man's french, isn't he?	No, his wife is.
go ahead.	Well, Ray was eating at one of his company's men's home in France...the man's French, isn't he?
you're sure?	Go ahead.
well, it isn't coming out until the february iss...sure.  sure, go ahead, ricky.	You're sure?
yes.  is this something that i can talk ab...	Well, it isn't coming out until the February iss...sure.  Sure, go ahead, Ricky.
oh!  for the magazine...	Yes.  Is this something that I can talk ab...
the monthly interview...?	Oh!  For the magazine...
home cooking...	The monthly interview...?
home...	Home cooking...
uh...	Home...
"home cooking"...what did you call it, you said it...it was a tag phrase that you had,,,	Uh...
which...	"Home Cooking"...what did you call it, you said it...it was a tag phrase that you had,,,
ray is director of all european sales and services for american ex...  but i'm saying you haven't had a meal until you've tasted...i was at the lingks' last...as a matter of fact, what was that service feature you were talking about...?	Which...
sure.	Ray is director of all European sales and services for American Ex...  But I'm saying you haven't had a meal until you've tasted...I was at the Lingks' last...as a matter of fact, what was that service feature you were talking about...?
mr. morton's with american express... he's...  i can tell jim what you do...?	Sure.
beautiful.  beautiful rolling land. i was telling jim and jinny, ray, i want to tell you something.  you, ray, you eat in a lot of restaurants.  i know you do...	Mr. Morton's with American Express... he's...  I can tell Jim what you do...?
my wife told me to look into...	Beautiful.  Beautiful rolling land. I was telling Jim and Jinny, Ray, I want to tell you something.  You, Ray, you eat in a lot of restaurants.  I know you do...
well, we'll do that this weekend.	My wife told me to look into...
i wanted to speak with you about...	Well, we'll do that this weekend.
yes.	I wanted to speak with you about...
no...black creek.  yes.  in florida?	Yes.
i just put jim into black creek...are you acquainted with...	No...Black Creek.  Yes.  In Florida?
glad to meet you.	I just put Jim into Black Creek...are you acquainted with...
i own the property, my mother owns the property, i put her into it. i'm going to show you on the plats. you look when you get home a-3 through a-14 and 26 through 30. you take your time and if you still feel.	No, Mr. Roma.  I don't need the time, I've made a lot of investments in the last...
kenilw...	I own the property, my mother owns the property, I put her into it. I'm going to show you on the plats. You look when you get home A-3 through A-14 and 26 through 30. You take your time and if you still feel.
what is it?	Kenilw...
you're a client.  i just sold you five waterfront glengarry farms.  i rub my head, throw me the cue "kenilworth."	What is it?
the hell with him.  we'll go to lunch, the leads won't be up for...	You're a client.  I just sold you five waterfront Glengarry Farms.  I rub my head, throw me the cue "Kenilworth."
oh, christ.	The hell with him.  We'll go to lunch, the leads won't be up for...
and, and, and, i did it.  and i put a kid through school. she...and...cold calling, fella. door to door.  but you don't know. you don't know.  you never heard of a streak.  you never heard of "marshaling your sales force..." what are you, you're a secretary, john.  fuck you.  that's my message for you.  fuck you and kiss my ass. you don't like it, i'll go talk to jerry graff.  period.  fuck you. put me on the board.  and i want three worthwhile leads today and i don't want any bullshit about them and i want 'em close together 'cause i'm going to hit them all today.  that's all i have to say to you.	He's right, Williamson.
that's right, shel.	And, and, and, I did it.  And I put a kid through school. She...and...Cold calling, fella. Door to door.  But you don't know. You don't know.  You never heard of a streak.  You never heard of "marshaling your sales force..." What are you, you're a secretary, John.  Fuck you.  That's my message for you.  Fuck you and kiss my ass. You don't like it, I'll go talk to Jerry Graff.  Period.  Fuck you. Put me on the board.  And I want three worthwhile leads today and I don't want any bullshit about them and I want 'em close together 'cause I'm going to hit them all today.  That's all I have to say to you.
...and you don't remember. 'cause you weren't around.  that's cold calling.  walk up to the door.  i don't even know their name.  i'm selling something they don't even want.  you talk about soft sell... before we had a name for it...before we called it anything, we did it.	That's right, Shel.
...yes...	...and you don't remember. 'Cause you weren't around.  That's cold calling.  Walk up to the door.  I don't even know their name.  I'm selling something they don't even want.  You talk about soft sell... before we had a name for it...before we called it anything, we did it.
yes.  i did.  this morning.  what i'm saying to you: things can change.  you see?  this is where you fuck up, because this is something you don't know.  you can't look down the road.  and see what's coming.  might be someone else, john.  it might be someone new, eh?  someone new.  and you can't look back. 'cause you don't know history.  you ask them.  when we were at rio rancho, who was top man?  a month...?  two months...? eight months in twelve for three years in a row.  you know what that means?  you know what that means? is that luck?  is that some, some, some purloined leads?  that's skill. that's talent, that's, that's...	...yes...
you closed 'em today?	Yes.  I did.  This morning.  What I'm saying to you: things can change.  You see?  This is where you fuck up, because this is something you don't know.  You can't look down the road.  And see what's coming.  Might be someone else, John.  It might be someone new, eh?  Someone new.  And you can't look back. 'Cause you don't know history.  You ask them.  When we were at Rio Rancho, who was top man?  A month...?  Two months...? Eight months in twelve for three years in a row.  You know what that means?  You know what that means? Is that luck?  Is that some, some, some purloined leads?  That's skill. That's talent, that's, that's...
like you taught me...	Bullshit, you're...No.  That's raw... well, if I did, then I'm glad I did.  I, well.  I locked on them.  All on them, nothing on me. All my thoughts are on them.  I'm holding the last thought that I spoke: "Now is the time."  They signed, Ricky.  It was great. It was fucking great.  It was like they wilted all at once.  No gesture...nothing.  Like together.
the only arrangement i'll accept is full investment.  period.  the whole eight units.  i know that you're saying 'be safe,' i know what you're saying.  i know if i left you to yourselves, you'd say 'come back tomorrow,' and when i walked out that door, you'd make a cup of coffee...you'd sit down...and you'd think 'let's be safe...' and not to disappoint me you'd go one unit or maybe two, because you'd become scared because you'd met possibility.  but this won't do, and that's not the subject..." listen to this, i actually said this. "that's not the subject of our evening together." now i handed them the pen.  i held it in my hand. i turned the contract, eight units eighty-two grand. "now i want you to sign."  i sat there.  five minutes.  then, i sat there, ricky, twenty-two minutes by the kitchen clock.  twenty-two minutes by the kitchen clock.  not a word, not a motion. what am i thinking? "my arm's getting tired?" no.  i did it.  i did it.  like in the old says, ricky.  like i was taught... like, like, like i used to do...i did it.	Like you taught me...
bruce..."i don't want to fuck around with you.  i don't want to go round this, and pussyfoot around the thing, you have to look back on this.  i do, too.  i came here to do good for you and me.  for both of us.  why take an interim position?	The only arrangement I'll accept is full investment.  Period.  The whole eight units.  I know that you're saying 'be safe,' I know what you're saying.  I know if I left you to yourselves, you'd say 'come back tomorrow,' and when I walked out that door, you'd make a cup of coffee...you'd sit down...and you'd think 'let's be safe...' and not to disappoint me you'd go one unit or maybe two, because you'd become scared because you'd met possibility.  But this won't do, and that's not the subject..." Listen to this, I actually said this. "That's not the subject of our evening together." Now I handed them the pen.  I held it in my hand. I turned the contract, eight units eighty-two grand. "Now I want you to sign."  I sat there.  Five minutes.  Then, I sat there, Ricky, twenty-two minutes by the kitchen clock.  Twenty-two minutes by the kitchen clock.  Not a word, not a motion. What am I thinking? "My arm's getting tired?" No.  I did it.  I did it.  Like in the old says, Ricky.  Like I was taught... Like, like, like I used to do...I did it.
harriett...	Bruce..."I don't want to fuck around with you.  I don't want to go round this, and pussyfoot around the thing, you have to look back on this.  I do, too.  I came here to do good for you and me.  For both of us.  Why take an interim position?
that's what i'm saying.  the old ways.  the old ways...convert the motherfucker...sell him...sell him... make him sign the check.  the...bruce, harriet...the kitchen, blah: they got their money in government bonds...i say fuck it, we're going to go the whole route. i plat it out eight units.  eighty- two grand.  i tell them. "this is now.  this is that thing that you've been dreaming of, you're going to find that suitcase on the train, the guy comes in the door, the bag that's full of money.  this is it, harriett..."	Harriett...
"always be closing..."	That's what I'm saying.  The old ways.  The old ways...convert the motherfucker...sell him...sell him... make him sign the check.  The...Bruce, Harriet...the kitchen, blah: they got their money in government bonds...I say fuck it, we're going to go the whole route. I plat it out eight units.  Eighty- two grand.  I tell them. "This is now.  This is that thing that you've been dreaming of, you're going to find that suitcase on the train, the guy comes in the door, the bag that's full of money.  This is it, Harriett..."
"what we have to do is admit to ourself that we see that opportunity...and take it.  and that's it." and we sit there.  i got the pen out...	"Always be closing..."
fuck her...	"What we have to do is admit to ourself that we see that opportunity...and take it.  And that's it." And we sit there.  I got the pen out...
from the store.	Fuck her...
how was it...?	From the store.
fuck you care...?	"I want to tell you something, Harriet..."
fuck you, dave...	"You have to believe in yourself... you"--look--"alright...?"
just now.	Guess who?
they took the leads?	Mmm.
last night, this morning.	They took the leads?
when?	Last night, this morning.
they took the phones...	They...
williamson, get on the phone, call mitch...	They took the phones...
shelly...!	Hey, big fucking deal.  Broke a bad streak...
that's right.	Shelly...!
eight units?	That's right.
you sold eight mountain view?	You bet your ass.  Who wants to go to lunch?  Who wants to go to lunch? I'm buying.  Eighty-two fucking grand.  And twelve grand in commission.  John.  On fucking deadbeat magazine subscription leads.
get the chalk.  get the chalk...get the chalk!  i closed 'em!  i closed the cocksucker.  get the chalk and put me on the board.  i'm going to hawaii!  put me on the cadillac board, williamson!  pick up the fuckin' chalk.  eight units. mountain view...	You sold eight Mountain View?
you cashed the check?	Not to my knowledge, no...
it's nothing.	What are the police doing here...?
what are the police doing?	It's nothing.
and the check is...	What did I tell you?  What did I say about the three days...?
what?	And the check is...
she told me i had to get back the check or call the state's att...	Forget the deal, Jimmy.  Forget the deal...you know me.  The deal's dead.  Am I talking about the deal?  That's over.  Please. Let's talk about you.  Come on.  Come on.  Come on, Jim.  I want to tell you something.  Your life is your own.  You have a contract with your wife.  You have certain things you do jointly, you have a bond there...and there are other things.  Those things are yours.  You needn't feel ashamed, you needn't feel that you're being untrue...or that she would abandon you if she knew.  This is your life.  Yes.  Now I want to talk to you because you're obviously upset and that concerns me.  Now let's go. Right now.
let's...no one's going to know, let's go around the corner and we'll get a drink.	She told me I had to get back the check or call the State's att...
she told me not to talk to you.	Let's...no one's going to know, let's go around the corner and we'll get a drink.
what?  what?  what, jim: i tell you what, let's get out of here...let's go get a drink.	She told me not to talk to you.
i can't talk to you, you met my wife, i...	What?  What?  What, Jim: I tell you what, let's get out of here...let's go get a drink.
the "deal," forget the deal. forget the deal, you've got something on your mind, jim, what is it?	I can't talk to you, you met my wife, I...
the deal.	The "deal," forget the deal. Forget the deal, you've got something on your mind, Jim, what is it?
what, "this"?	The deal.
this.	What, "this"?
to negotiate what?  to negotiate what?	This.
the power to negotiate.	To negotiate what?  To negotiate what?
what power?	The power to negotiate.
i don't have the power.  i said it.	What power?
what...?  say the words.	I don't have the power.  I said it.
i...	What...?  Say the words.
what...?	I...
i...	What...?
...what, what, say it.  say it to me...	I...
that...	...what, what, say it.  Say it to me...
what does that mean?	That...
i can't regotiate.	What does that mean?
where are you going...?  this is me...this is ricky, jim.  jim, anything you want, you want it, you have it.  you understand?  this is me.  something upset you.  sit down, now sit down.  you tell me what it is.  am i going to help you fix it? you're goddamned right i am.  sit down.  tell you something...? sometimes we need someone from outside.  it's...no, sit down...now talk to me.	I can't regotiate.
i'm...	Where are you going...?  This is me...This is Ricky, Jim.  Jim, anything you want, you want it, you have it.  You understand?  This is me.  Something upset you.  Sit down, now sit down.  You tell me what it is.  Am I going to help you fix it? You're goddamned right I am.  Sit down.  Tell you something...? Sometimes we need someone from outside.  It's...no, sit down...Now talk to me.
no, jim.	I do.  If I don't get my money back...
she told me i have to.	No, Jim.
no, no.  that's just something she "said." we don't have to do that.	She told me I have to.
we'll speak to her, jim...	She won't listen.
no.  she told me "right now."	We'll speak to her, Jim...
we're going to speak to her.	No.  She told me "right now."
she wants her money back.	We're going to speak to her.
you tell me again.	She wants her money back.
i told you.	You tell me again.
tell me again.  your wife.	I told you.
what's going on here?	Tell me again.  Your wife.
tell me again.	What's going on here?
i told you.	Tell me again.
what is?	I told you.
it's not me, it's my wife.	What is?
i'm very sorry, jimmy.  i apologize to you.	It's not me, it's my wife.
the check wasn't cashed?	I just called downtown, and it's on their desk.
today.  today.  which, in any case, it was not, as there were a couple of points on the agreement i wanted to go over with you in any case.	The check wasn't cashed?
i don't know.	What was the earliest it could have been cashed?
and when was that check cashed?	I don't know.
tuesday.	And when was that check cashed?
what was yesterday?	Tuesday.
yest...	What was yesterday?
when did you write the check?	Yest...
if we wait till mon...	When did you write the check?
what would have elapsed?	If we wait till Mon...
but i'm not counting it.  wednesday.  thursday.  friday.  so it would have elapsed.	What would have elapsed?
no, i'm saying you don't include saturday...in your three days. it's not a business day.	But I'm not counting it.  Wednesday.  Thursday.  Friday.  So it would have elapsed.
i'm not.	No, I'm saying you don't include Saturday...in your three days. It's not a business day.
you don't count saturday.	I'm not.
that's what they are.  three business...i wait till monday, my time limit runs out.	You don't count Saturday.
i don't understand.	That's what they are.  Three business...I wait till Monday, my time limit runs out.
wednesday, thursday, friday.	I don't understand.
three business days.  they mean three business days.	Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
but we have to before monday.  to get our money ba...	Three business days.  They mean three business days.
jim, jim, you saw my book...i can't, you saw my book...	But we have to before Monday.  To get our money ba...
to change our minds.	Of course you have three days.
no, i don't know.  tell me.	To change our minds.
to...you know.	No, I don't know.  Tell me.
three days.	To...you know.
i don't know.  they said we have three days.  they said we have three days.	Three days.
why did she do that, jim?	I don't know.  They said we have three days.  They said we have three days.
i don't know, the attorney gen... the...some consumer office, um...	Why did she do that, Jim?
who did she call?	I don't know, the attorney gen... the...some consumer office, um...
she called the consumer...the attorney, i don't know.  the attorney gen...they said we have three days...	Who did she call?
monday.	She called the consumer...the attorney, I don't know.  The attorney gen...they said we have three days...
my wife said i have to cancel the deal.	It's a common reaction, Jim.  I'll tell you what it is, and I know that that's why you married her. One of the reasons is prudence. It's a sizable investment.  One thinks twice...it's also something women have.  It's just a reaction to the size of the investment. Monday, if you'd invite me for dinner again...  This woman can cook...
it's funny, you know, you get a picture of the corporation-type company man, all business...this man, no.  we'll go out to his home sometime.  let's see.  tomorrow.  no.  tomorrow, i'm in l.a....monday...i'll take you to lunch, where would you like to go?	My wife...
i've got to talk to you...	I've got to get Ray to O'Hare...  Come on, let's hustle...  John!  Call American Express in Pittsburgh for Mr. Morton, will you, tell them he's on the one o'clock.
i've got to talk to you.	Jim!  What are you doing here?  Jim Lingk, D. Ray Morton...
lingk.  james lingk.	James.  I'm glad to meet you.  I'm glad to meet you, James.  I want to show you something.  It might mean nothing to you...and it might not.
well, let's have a couple more.  my name is richard roma, what's yours?	Lingk.  James Lingk.
gimlet.	Well, let's have a couple more.  My name is Richard Roma, what's yours?
money?  if that's what it signifies to you. security?  comfort?  all it is is things that happen to you.  that's all it is.  how are they different?  some poor newly married guy gets run down by a cab.  some busboy wins the lottery.  all it is, it's a carnival.  what's special...what draws us?  we're all different.  we're not the same.  we are not the same.  hmmm.  it's been a long day.  what are you drinking?	Gimlet.
mmmm...	I don't know.  For me, I'm saying, what is is, it's probably not the orgasm.  Some broads, forearms on your neck, something her eyes did. There was a sound she made...or, me, lying, in the, I'll tell you: me lying in bed; the next day she brought me caf au lait.  She gives me a cigarette, my balls feel like concrete.  Eh?  What I'm saying, what is our life?  It's looking forward or it's looking back.  And that's our life. That's it.  Where is the moment?  And what is it that we're afraid of? Loss.  What else?  The bank closes.  We get sick, my wife died on a plane, the stock market collapsed...the house burnt down...what of these happen...? None on 'em.  We worry anyway. What does this mean?  I'm not secure.  How can I be secure?  Through amassing wealth beyond all measure?  No.  And what's beyond all measure?  That's a sickness. That's a trap.  There is no measure. Only greed.  How can we act?
yes.	Mmmm...
what do i...?	Yes.
or a piss...?  a great meal fades in reflection.  everything else gains.  you know why? 'cause it's only food.  this shit we eat, it keeps us going.  but it's only food. the great fucks that you may have had.  what do you remember about them?	What do I...?
i don't know.	Or a piss...?  A great meal fades in reflection.  Everything else gains.  You know why? 'Cause it's only food.  This shit we eat, it keeps us going.  But it's only food. The great fucks that you may have had.  What do you remember about them?
yes.	I don't know.
did i...?	Yes.
...all train compartments smell vaguely of shit.  it gets so you don't mind it.  that's the worst thing that i can confess.  you know how long it took me to get there? a long time.  when you die you're going to regret the things you don't do.  you think you're queer...? i'm going to tell you something: we're all queer.  you think that you're a thief?  so what?  you get befuddled by a middle-class morality...?  get shut of it.  shut it out.  you cheated on your wife...?  you did it, live with it.  you fuck little girls, so be it. there's an absolute morality?  may be.  and then what?  if you think there is, then be that thing.  bad people go to hell?  i don't think so.  if you think that, act that way.  a hell exists on earth?  yes. i won't live in it.  that's me. you ever take a dump made you feel you'd just slept for twelve hours...?	Did I...?
have a good trip.	And fuck you.  Fuck the lot of you. Fuck you all.
i'm not going home.  i'm going to wisconsin.	Have a good trip.
your farewell to the troops?	I'm not going home.  I'm going to Wisconsin.
i'm going home.	Your farewell to the troops?
what is this, your farewell speech?	I'm going home.
who's my pal...?  and what are you, ricky, huh, what are you, bishop sheean?  who the fuck are you, mr. slick...?  what are you, friend to the workingman?  big deal.  fuck you, you got the memory a fuckin' fly.  i never liked you.	What is this, your farewell speech?
i'll show you how to chew it." your pal closes, all that comes out of your mouth is bile, how fucked up you are...	Who's my pal...?  And what are you, Ricky, huh, what are you, Bishop Sheean?  Who the fuck are you, Mr. Slick...?  What are you, friend to the workingman?  Big deal.  Fuck you, you got the memory a fuckin' fly.  I never liked you.
oh, and i don't get a moment to spare for a bust-out humanitarian down on his luck lately.  fuck you, dave, you know you got a big mouth, and you make a close the whole place stinks with your farts for a week. "how much you just ingested," what a big man you are, "hey, let me buy you a pack of gum.	I'll show you how to chew it." Your pal closes, all that comes out of your mouth is bile, how fucked up you are...
sittin' on top of the world, sittin' on top of the world, everything's fucking peachfuzz...	Oh, and I don't get a moment to spare for a bust-out humanitarian down on his luck lately.  Fuck you, Dave, you know you got a big mouth, and you make a close the whole place stinks with your farts for a week. "How much you just ingested," what a big man you are, "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum.
is that what i did?  dave?  i humiliated you?  my god...i'm sorry...	Sittin' on top of the world, sittin' on top of the world, everything's fucking peachfuzz...
who said "fuck the machine"?	"Fuck the Machine"? "Fuck the Machine"?  What is this.  Courtesy class...?  You're fucked, Rick--are you fucking nuts?  You're hot, so you think you're the ruler of this place...?!  You want to...
bring that shit up.  of my volume. you were on a bad one and i brought it up to you you'd harbor it.  you'd harbor it a long long while. and you'd be right.	Who said "Fuck the Machine"?
it means, dave, you haven't closed a good one in a month, none of my business, you want to push me to answer you.  and so you haven't got a contract to get stolen or so forth.	You have a mean streak in you, Ricky, you know that...?
why not?	They took 'em...
we haven't got a lead...	Why not?
you just this morning...	Harriet and blah blah Nyborg.
guess who?	When...
fuck you.	Guess who?
eight units.  mountain view.	You did that?
yeah.  he closed a deal.	Eight units.  Mountain View.
you hear what i said?	Yeah.  He closed a deal.
fuckin' cop's got no right talk to me that way.  i didn't rob the place...	You hear what I said?
mountain view.  eight units.	Fuckin' cop's got no right talk to me that way.  I didn't rob the place...
fuck the machine.	Mountain View.  Eight units.
guess what the machine did?	Fuck the Machine.
fuck you, ricky.  i ain't going out today.  i'm going home.  i'm going home because nothing's accomplished here...anyone talks to this guy is...	Guess what the Machine did?
you going to turn state's?	Fuck you, Ricky.  I ain't going out today.  I'm going home.  I'm going home because nothing's accomplished here...Anyone talks to this guy is...
cop couldn't find his dick two hands and a map.  anyone talks to this guy's an asshole...	You going to turn State's?
what, they beat you with a rubber bat?	Cop couldn't find his dick two hands and a map.  Anyone talks to this guy's an asshole...
fuckin' asshole.	What, they beat you with a rubber bat?
...i wouldn't worry about it.	Well I'm going to worry about it, and so are you, so shut up and listen.  I GET HIS ACTION.  My stuff is mine, whatever he gets for himself, I'm talking half.  You put me in with him.
...mr. williamson...	Your check as cashed yesterday afternoon.  And we're completely insured, as you know, in any case.
john...	Your contract went out to the bank.
mr. lingk.  james lingk.  your contract went out.  nothing to...	John...
it was nothing...i was assuring mr. lingk...	Mr. Lingk.  James Lingk.  Your contract went out.  Nothing to...
we had a slight burglary last night.	It was nothing...I was assuring Mr. Lingk...
mr. lingk and i are going to...	Yes.  Please.  Please.  The police  can be...
yes.	Mr. Lingk and I are going to...
three.	Patel?  Fuck you.  Fuckin' Shiva handed him a million dollars, told him "sign the deal," he wouldn't sign.  And Vishnu, too.  Into the bargain.  Fuck that, John.  You know your business, I know mine. Your business is being an asshole, and I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm going to go to him and figure out a way to have your ass... fuck you--I'll wait for the new leads.
three?  i count two.	Three.
the word from murray is: leave them alone.  if we need a new signature he'll go out himself, he'll be the president, just come in, from out of town...	Okay, okay, okay, gimme this shit. Fine.
what's the fucking point in any case...?  what's the point.  i got to argue with you, i got to knock heads with the cops, i'm busting my balls, sell you dirt to fucking deadbeats money in the mattress, i come back you can't even manage to keep the contracts safe, i have to go back and close them again...what the fuck am i wasting my time, fuck this shit.  i'm going out and reclose last week's...	The word from Murray is: leave them alone.  If we need a new signature he'll go out himself, he'll be the president, just come in, from out of town...
i'm giving you three leads.  you...	What's the fucking point in any case...?  What's the point.  I got to argue with you, I got to knock heads with the cops, I'm busting my balls, sell you dirt to fucking deadbeats money in the mattress, I come back you can't even manage to keep the contracts safe, I have to go back and close them again...What the fuck am I wasting my time, fuck this shit.  I'm going out and reclose last week's...
i don't "want" it, if you catch my drift.	I'm giving you three leads.  You...
if you don't want it, give it back.	I don't "want" it, if you catch my drift.
patel?  ravidam patel?  how am i going to make a living on thses deadbeat wogs?  where did you get this, from the morgue?	If you don't want it, give it back.
...you want to go out today...?	'Cause I don't have to eat this month.  No.  Okay.  Give 'em to me...  Fucking Mitch and Murray going to shit a br...what am I going to do all...
oh.  oh.  oh, your "nostalgia" file, they's fine.  no.  swell. 'cause i don't have to...	...you want to go out today...?
i have the stuff from last year's...	Oh.  Oh.  Oh, your "nostalgia" file, they's fine.  No.  Swell. 'Cause I don't have to...
with what?  with what, john, they took the leads...	I have the stuff from last year's...
aren't you going out today?	With what?  With what, John, they took the leads...
to the restaura...what do you fucking...?	Aren't you going out today?
where are you going?	To the restaura...what do you fucking...?
then i'm over the fucking top and you owe me a cadillac.	I...
yes.	Then I'm over the fucking top and you owe me a Cadillac.
you did?	Yes.
it went down.  i filed it.	You did?
yes.	It went down.  I filed it.
you closed him yesterday.	Yes.
...some of the contracts...lingk. james lingk.  i closed...	You closed him yesterday.
they took some of the con...	...some of the contracts...Lingk. James Lingk.  I closed...
listen to me: they got some of them.	Some of them...
the...	Listen to me: They got some of them.
they got, listen to me...	The...
did they...	They got, listen to me...
they didn't get the contracts.	Did they...
they didn't get my contracts.	They--excuse me...
they didn't get your contract.  i filed it before i left.	They didn't get my contracts.
i'm not hungry.	Well, that's alright... alright. Good.  You'll graduate in another year, isn't that right?  You know... I never finished college.  I was a good student, but I never finished. Of course, there was a war then.
sit down.  your aunt connie and i waited for you to have some lunch, but now it's all dried out.	I'm not hungry.
i was taller than you when i was fourteen.	Sit down.  Your Aunt Connie and I waited for you to have some lunch, but now it's all dried out.
you've grown so tall... so tall in the last year.  you're much taller than me.	I was taller than you when I was fourteen.
i can help you.	Some day you will.
to do business.	I can help you.
why do you have to go?	To do business.
i can't.	Why do you have to go?
will you take me?	I can't.
just a few days.	Will you take me?
i know.  how long will you be gone?	Just a few days.
i'm leaving very early tomorrow, before you wake up.	I know.  How long will you be gone?
on your pillow.	I'm leaving very early tomorrow, before you wake up.
no, where is it?	On your pillow.
did you see my present for you?	No, where is it?
they were friends.	Did you see my present for you?
i didn't know the people who gave them to me.	They were friends.
do you like them?	I didn't know the people who gave them to me.
i got lots of presents.	Do you like them?
did you like your party?	I got lots of presents.
yes.	Did you like your party?
are you alright?	Yes.
what position did you occupy?	At first, like everybody, I was a soldier.
the corleone family, senator.  we called it, &quot;the family.&quot;	What position did you occupy?
but in actuality, you were a member of the corleone crime organization.	The Corleone Family, Senator.  We called it, &quot;The Family.&quot;
that's right.	But in actuality, you were a member of the Corleone Crime organization.
mr. cicci.  from the year 1927 to the present time, you were an employee of the &quot;genco olive oil company.&quot;	That's right.
who is the greatest man you can think of?	Go on, answer him when he talks to you.  Tell him: Columbus, Marconi... Garibaldi.
what?  you read it in the papers?	This man informs to the police; this man allows his vengeance to be bought off... No, he is alone.
fanucci is not connected; he is alone.	What?  You read it in the papers?
they say fanucci has a license from maranzalla himself to work this neighborhood.	If you like, why not give me fifty dollars each to pay Fanucci.  I guarantee he will accept that amount from me.
your friend lives in a fine building.	Oh yes, the very best.
we have no money for a rug.	No.  He would give it away.  I know how to repay a consideration.
i have a friend who has a fine rug. maybe your wife would like it.	We have no money for a rug.
he's going to kill fanucci.	Then, after that, what?  Joe 'Little Knife' Pisani; Willie Bufalino, maybe, Mr. Maranzalla himself, c'mon!
vitone!  our driver has drunk too much wine.	He's going to kill Fanucci.
you know his friends...real animals. and his connections with the police. sure he'd like us to tell him our plans so he can set us up for the cops and earn their gratitude. then they would owe him a favor; that's how he operates.  we'll have to pay.  three hundred, are we agreed?	What can we do?
what if we don't pay?	You know his friends...real animals. And his connections with the police. Sure he'd like us to tell him our plans so he can set us up for the cops and earn their gratitude. Then they would owe him a favor; that's how he operates.  We'll have to pay.  Three hundred, are we agreed?
that scar-faced bastard will find out what we got from the wholesaler. he won't take a dime less than three hundred dollars.	What if we don't pay?
do you think he'd be satisfied with the two hundred dollars?  i think he would.	That scar-faced bastard will find out what we got from the wholesaler. He won't take a dime less than three hundred dollars.
what took so long?	She couldn't decide.
connie.	Merle, have you met my sister-in- law Deanna?
it means we should all live happily for one hundred years.  the family. if my father were alive, it'd be true.	Connie.
this is swell.  where's michael? i've got things to get straight with him and i can't wait on line.	You go see your children first, and then you wait to see your brother like everybody else.
bought at the airport.	This is swell.  Where's Michael? I've got things to get straight with him and I can't wait on line.
i got surprises for everybody!	Bought at the airport.
well, thank you, they asked for you all week.	I got surprises for everybody!
how are the kids?	Well, thank you, they asked for you all week.
yes, thank you.	How are the kids?
i know, it was chaos; but anyway, here i am one week late.  this is for my mama.  you remember merle?	Yes, thank you.
constanzia.  we expected you last week; we sent the car to pick you up at the airport last week.	I know, it was chaos; but anyway, here I am one week late.  This is for my Mama.  You remember Merle?
the children can stay.	I hated you for so long, Michael; for so many years.  I think I did things to myself, to hurt myself, so that you would know -- and you would be hurt too.  But I understand you now; I think I do.  You were being strong for all of us, like Papa was.  And I forgive you, and want to be close to you now.  Can't you forgive Fredo; he's so sweet, and helpless without you.
i want to talk to you, michael.	The children can stay.
kids, why don't you go outside for a while?	I want to talk to you, Michael.
tom is right.	Kids, why don't you go outside for a while?
michael, fredo's in the house with mama.  he asked for you, and tom said he couldn't see you.	Tom is right.
no.	Michael, Fredo's in the house with Mama.  He asked for you, and Tom said he couldn't see you.
is kay coming?	No.
connie, i want to be reasonable with you.  you have a house here, with us.  you can live here with your kids...and you won't be deprived of anything.  i don't know much about merle; i don't know what he does for a living; what he lives on.  why don't you tell him marriage is really out of the question; and that you can't see him any more. he'll understand.  but if you disobey me, and marry this pimp...it would disappoint me.	It was my father's money; and I'm entitled to what I need.  Where is Tom Hagen?
because i need money!	Connie, I want to be reasonable with you.  You have a house here, with us.  You can live here with your kids...and you won't be deprived of anything.  I don't know much about Merle; I don't know what he does for a living; what he lives on.  Why don't you tell him marriage is really out of the question; and that you can't see him any more. He'll understand.  But if you disobey me, and marry this pimp...it would disappoint me.
then why do you come to me?	Because I need MONEY!
you're not my father!	Then why do you come to me?
you fly around the world with lazy young men who don't have any love for you, and use you like a whore.	You're not my father!
michael...	You fly around the world with lazy young men who don't have any love for you, and use you like a whore.
the ink on your divorce isn't dry. your children see you on weekends; your oldest boy, michael francis... was in some trouble with the reno police over some petty theft that you don't even know about.	Michael...
we're going to europe next week.  i want to get passage booked on the queen.	Why do you come to me?  Why don't you go to a travel agent?
i saw him with you.	We're going to Europe next week.  I want to get passage booked on the Queen.
how are you, honey?  you've met merle, haven't you.  he was with me in vegas.	I saw him with you.
i don't want to stay here...	Mike, what can I do, she's a hysterical woman...
deanna, will you get back into the house!	I'm getting out of here I said; these guys all have guns!
deanna, i'm going to belt you right in the mouth!	These Eye-ties are really crazy when it comes to their wives.
whatsamatter, you don't want me to dance with him 'cause he's a man!	Deanna, I'm going to belt you right in the mouth!
dancing is alright; you're falling on the floor.	Whatsamatter, you don't want me to dance with him 'cause he's a man!
i wanta dance...whatsa matter with that?	Dancing is alright; you're falling on the floor.
what's 'cent' anne?'	A hundred years...it's a toast.
i hate to see you cringe in front of him.  how come you're so scared of your own kid brother?	He's the head of the family.
listen, michael's got a lot of nice people here.  friends of kay's. he'll never forgive me if you ruin his party.	I hate to see you cringe in front of him.  How come you're so scared of your own kid brother?
relax, freddie honey.  come dance with me.	Listen, Michael's got a lot of nice people here.  Friends of Kay's. He'll never forgive me if you ruin his party.
goddamn bitch.	Relax, Freddie honey.  Come dance with me.
i just had a drive; besides, i want to see my brother-in-law michael.	Yeah, but I don't want him to see you.
honey!  wait a minute; let's go for a drive.	I just had a drive; besides, I want to see my brother-in-law Michael.
that's how it was in the old world, pop, but this is not sicily.	I know.  I know, Michael.  It's Christmas, your brothers and sister are all here -- we are happy. Let's not spoil this.  Go your own way, but when you are ready, come to me the way a son should.  I have hopes for you...
anyone not in your family, is a stranger.  believe me, when trouble comes, your country won't take care of you.	That's how it was in the old world, Pop, but this is not Sicily.
not for strangers; for my country.	Anyone not in your family, is a stranger.  Believe me, when trouble comes, your country won't take care of you.
you would risk your life for strangers?	Not for strangers; for my country.
it's not talk; i'm doing it.	You would risk your life for strangers?
now what is this talk about joining the army?  eh?	It's not talk; I'm doing it.
no, dad.	Now what is this talk about joining the army?  Eh?
would you like some?	No, Dad.
the child cannot harm you.	He will be a man, and then he will come for revenge.
he will grow strong.	The child cannot harm you.
he is weak.	He will grow strong.
i'm not afraid of his words.	He is weak.
don francesco.  you murdered my husband, because he would not bend. and his oldest son paolo, because he swore revenge.  but vitone is only nine, and dumb-witted.  he never speaks.	I'm not afraid of his words.
i'm a little short.  i've been out of work.  let me owe you the money for a few weeks.	Ah, you're a sharp young fellow. How is it I've never noticed you before  You're too quiet for your own interest.  I could find some work for you to do that would be very profitable.  No hard feelings, eh?  If I can ever do you a service let me know. You've done a good job for yourself tonight.
i think there's only two hundred dollars under my hat.  i'm right.  only two hundred dollars.	I'm a little short.  I've been out of work.  Let me owe you the money for a few weeks.
but thank you for speaking to me as a godfather.	You're a good fellow.
i understand...	But thank you for speaking to me as a Godfather.
you must understand, this is all new to me...	I understand...
you tell your friends i expect them to let me wet my beak in the same manner.  don't be afraid to tell them.  clemenza and i know each other well, he understands these things.  let yourself be guided by him.  he has more experience in these matters.	You must understand, this is all new to me...
my two friends have my share of the money.  i'll have to speak to them after we deliver these to the wholesaler.	You tell your friends I expect them to let me wet my beak in the same manner.  Don't be afraid to tell them.  Clemenza and I know each other well, he understands these things.  Let yourself be guided by him.  He has more experience in these matters.
otherwise the police will come to see you and your wife and children will be dishonored and destitute. of course, if my information as to your gains is incorrect, i'll dip my beak just a little.  just a little, but no less than one hundred dollars, and don't try to deceive me, eh paisan?	My two friends have my share of the money.  I'll have to speak to them after we deliver these to the wholesaler.
ready, frankie.	Let's go.
why'd you do it, frankie?  after all these years, why'd you turn against him?	I didn't turn against nobody; he turned against me.
we have a special home for you for the rest of your life.  nobody gets near you.  you're not going any place.	Yeah, some deal I made.
my life won't be worth a nickel after tomorrow.	We have a special home for you for the rest of your life.  Nobody gets near you.  You're not going any place.
get a good night's sleep.  we got a new suit, new shirt, new tie, and i'm going to shave you myself. tomorrow we want you to look respectable for fifty million of your fellow americans.	My life won't be worth a nickel after tomorrow.
ten to one shot, you said.  ten to one shot in my favor, and i lose.	Get a good night's sleep.  We got a new suit, new shirt, new tie, and I'm going to shave you myself. Tomorrow we want you to look respectable for fifty million of your fellow Americans.
that's what i'm here to talk to your brother about.  what's with him, i got to get a letter of introduction to have a 'sitdown'?	C'mon, I see what I can do.
we were all upset about that.	That's what I'm here to talk to your brother about.  What's with him, I got to get a letter of introduction to have a 'sitdown'?
you remember willy cicci, don't you, freddie?  we was all together with the old man clemenza in brooklyn... before...uh...	We were all upset about that.
gee, frankie, it's good to see you. reminds me of old times.	You remember Willy Cicci, don't you, Freddie?  We was all together with the old man Clemenza in Brooklyn... before...uh...
gotta check up on my boys.  hey, what's with the food?  some kid in a white jacket brings me a ritz cracker with some chopped liver. 'canapes,' he says.  i say, 'can a peas, my ass, that's a ritz cracker with chopped liver.' go get me a salami sandwich and a glass of wine or i'll send you and your white jacket to the dry cleaners!	Gee, Frankie, it's good to see you. Reminds me of old times.
who's that?  pentangeli?  frankie &quot;five-angels&quot;...thought you were never coming west.	Gotta check up on my boys.  Hey, what's with the food?  Some kid in a white jacket brings me a ritz cracker with some chopped liver. 'Canapes,' he says.  I say, 'Can a peas, my ass, that's a ritz cracker with chopped liver.' Go get me a salami sandwich and a glass of wine or I'll send you and your white jacket to the dry cleaners!
the lawyer; questadt, he belongs to roth.	You're nothing to me now, Fredo; not a brother, not a friend, I don't want to know you, or what happens to you.  I don't want to see you at the hotels, or near my home.  When you visit our Mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there.  Do you understand?
there's nothing more you can tell me about this investigation?	The lawyer; Questadt, he belongs to Roth.
it wasn't the way i wanted it!  i can handle things.  i'm not dumb christ, not like everyone says. i'm smart; and i want respect.	There's nothing more you can tell me about this investigation?
it's the way pop wanted it.	It wasn't the way I wanted it!  I can handle things.  I'm not dumb Christ, not like everyone says. I'm smart; and I want respect.
taken care of me.  mike, you're my kid brother, and you take care of my.  did you ever think of that. ever once?  send fredo off to do this, send fredo to take care of that... take care of some little unimportant night club here, and there; pick somebody up at the airport.  mike, i'm your older brother; i was stepped over!	It's the way Pop wanted it.
i've always taken care of you.	Taken care of me.  Mike, you're my kid brother, and you take care of my.  Did you ever think of that. Ever once?  Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo to take care of that... take care of some little unimportant night club here, and there; pick somebody up at the airport.  Mike, I'm your older brother; I was stepped over!
he said there was something good in it for me...me on my own.	I've always taken care of you.
and you believed that story.	He said there was something good in it for me...me on my own.
i didn't know it was a hit.  i swear to you i didn't know.  johnny ola contacted me in beverly hills -- said he wanted to talk.  he said you and roth were in on some big deal, and there was a place for me in it if i could help them out. they said you were being tough on the negotiation, and if they had a little bit of help, they could close it fast and it would be good for you.	And you believed that story.
i know they get pentangeli, that's all i know.	I didn't know it was a hit.  I swear to you I didn't know.  Johnny Ola contacted me in Beverly Hills -- said he wanted to talk.  He said you and Roth were in on some big deal, and there was a place for me in it if I could help them out. They said you were being tough on the negotiation, and if they had a little bit of help, they could close it fast and it would be good for you.
what about now, is there anything you can help me out with?	I know they get Pentangeli, that's all I know.
i was kept pretty much in the dark. i didn't know all that much.	What about now, is there anything you can help me out with?
we have time.	I was kept pretty much in the dark. I didn't know all that much.
i don't have a lot to say, michael.	We have time.
fredo.  where are you going?	Nowhere, Mike.  I wanted to get a refill.  How about you?
what is it?  can i help?	The old man will never bring in the New Year.
to go tonight, with me, as though we know nothing.  i've already made my move.	What is it?  Can I help?
what do you want me to do?	To go tonight, with me, as though we know nothing.  I've already made my move.
it was never pentangeli... i've always known that.  it was roth all along.  he talks to me as a son; as his successor, but the old man thinks he'll live forever.	What do you want me to do?
but, you told me yourself...	It was never Pentangeli... I've always known that.  It was Roth all along.  He talks to me as a son; as his successor, but the old man thinks he'll live forever.
the same man who tried in nevada... hyman roth, not pentangeli.	But, you told me yourself...
...who?	The same man who tried in Nevada... Hyman Roth, not Pentangeli.
tonight we've been invited to a reception at the presidential palace; to bring in the new year. you and i will go in a special car that's being sent.  they'll have cocktails... then dinner, and a reception with the president.  when it's over, it will be suggested that you take questadt and his friends from washington to spend the night with some women.  i'll go home alone in the car; and before i reach the hotel, i'll be assassinated.	...Who?
mike, are you crazy, i'm your brother.	Tonight we've been invited to a reception at the Presidential Palace; to bring in the New Year. You and I will go in a special car that's being sent.  They'll have cocktails... then dinner, and a reception with the President.  When it's over, it will be suggested that you take Questadt and his friends from Washington to spend the night with some women.  I'll go home alone in the car; and before I reach the hotel, I'll be assassinated.
then i'm going to confide in you; trust you with something.	Mike, are you crazy, I'm your brother.
sincere.  what are you talking about, of course i'm sincere with you, mike.	Then I'm going to confide in you; trust you with something.
the song.  are you sincere with me, fredo?	Sincere.  What are you talking about, of course I'm sincere with you, Mike.
what's that?	The song.  Are you sincere with me, Fredo?
&quot;yo soy un hombre sincero...&quot; i am a sincere man, from the land of the palms...	What's that?
you know her; drives me crazy, one minute she's a popsicle, the next she's all vinegar.  sometimes i think... i think - i should a married someone, like you did.  to have kids, to have a family.	&quot;Yo soy un hombre sincero...&quot; I am a sincere man, From the land of the palms...
how is your wife, fredo...your marriage?	You know her; drives me crazy, one minute she's a popsicle, the next she's all vinegar.  Sometimes I think... I think - I should a married someone, like you did.  To have kids, to have a family.
you know otherwise, freddie?	Me?  NO, no, I don't know anything. Fellas!  You're all falling asleep. We got to see Superman.
no.  i mean, are you sure?	You know otherwise, Freddie?
it was frankie tried to have me hit.	No.  I mean, are you sure?
you?  what do you mean you, i thought...	It was Frankie tried to have me hit.
it was hard to have him killed.	You?  What do you mean you, I thought...
you?  what do you mean you, i thought...	It was hard to have him killed.
it was hard to have him killed.	You?  What do you mean you, I thought...
mikey, why would they ever hit poor old frankie five-angels?  i loved that ole sonuvabitch.  i remember when he was just a 'button,' when we were kids.  we used to put bedsheets on our heads, you know, like we were ghosts.  an' ole frankie come peek into our room, we'd jump up, and he'd always pretend like he was really scared. you remember?	It was hard to have him killed.
wait'll you see!	Mikey, why would they ever hit poor old Frankie Five-Angels?  I loved that ole sonuvabitch.  I remember when he was just a 'button,' when we were kids.  We used to put bedsheets on our heads, you know, like we were ghosts.  An' ole Frankie come peek into our room, we'd jump up, and he'd always pretend like he was really scared. You remember?
no.	Wait'll you see!
mike, i got something special up my sleeve for these boys.  you ever hear of &quot;superman?&quot; and i don't mean the comic book.	No.
jeeze, it's great you came along, mike... you know, we've never spent a night out on the town together. i always thought you looked down on me for liking a good time.	I never looked down on you, Fredo. You don't look down at a brother.
i'd like to come along.  there's been a lot of strain, and i've been cooped up in this room for three days.	Me and you, great!  Gimme an hour to wash my face and do my research and we'll have these Washington suckers right where you want 'em.  Poor Frankie Five-Angels.  He always wanted to die in bed...with a broad.
count on me; that's my specialty.	I'd like to come along.  There's been a lot of strain, and I've been cooped up in this room for three days.
tonight i want to relax with you. the senator from nevada is here with some people from washington. i want to show them a good time in havana.	Count on me; that's my specialty.
that's what i'm here for.	Tonight I want to relax with you. The Senator from Nevada is here with some people from Washington. I want to show them a good time in Havana.
i want you to help me, fredo.	That's what I'm here for.
no.  no, i didn't.  who tells me anything?  i been kept in the dark so long, i'm getting used to it.	I want you to help me, Fredo.
pentangeli's dead.  he was ambushed by the rosato brothers.  didn't you know that?	No.  No, I didn't.  Who tells me anything?  I been kept in the dark so long, I'm getting used to it.
i never met them.	Pentangeli's dead.  He was ambushed by the Rosato Brothers.  Didn't you know that?
johnny ola... hyman roth.	I never met them.
great, havana's great.  lots of activity in havana!  anybody i know here.  five-angels?  anybody?	Johnny Ola... Hyman Roth.
we're making an investment in havana.	Great, Havana's great.  Lots of activity in Havana!  Anybody I know here.  Five-Angels?  Anybody?
oh.  mikey, what's up?  i'm totally in the dark.	We're making an investment in Havana.
it's all right.  he stays with me all the time.	Oh.  Mikey, what's up?  I'm totally in the dark.
oh, 'scuse me.	It's all right.  He stays with me all the time.
hiya, freddie corleone.	Mio fratello.
hey mike, what can i say?	Forget it, just go take care of her.
chi?	Roberto.  Who owns the 'rat-holes.'
the 'patrone' is here.	Chi?
and he agreed?	He took the money.  Now he wants double from everybody in the neighborhood, including Papa.
what did i tell you.  the one who cut him was found in an alley.  and the family of the others paid fanucci all their savings to make him forswear his vengeance.	And he agreed?
why?	Because he's what we say... &quot;connected&quot;... You wait, see what happens to those guys from Ninth Avenue.
i wish they had.  he takes fifty dollars a week from my father's cash drawer.  but you can't kill a man like fanucci.	Why?
in sicily, when you attack a man, you had better finish him.	I wish they had.  He takes fifty dollars a week from my father's cash drawer.  But you can't kill a man like Fanucci.
nah.  those guys aren't murderers. they wanted to scare him, that's all.  make him look bad.	In Sicily, when you attack a man, you had better finish him.
no, i didn't know.  is he dead?	Nah.  Those guys aren't murderers. They wanted to scare him, that's all.  Make him look bad.
some guys from ninth avenue jumped fanucci today; slit his throat from ear to ear.	No, I didn't know.  Is he dead?
what?	Some guys from Ninth Avenue jumped Fanucci today; slit his throat from ear to ear.
i bet you can't guess what happened?	What?
i know.  that's why i brought you with me!	I bet you can't guess what happened?
for you, she is beautiful.  for me, there is only my wife!	I know.  That's why I brought you with me!
beautiful.	For you, she is beautiful.  For me, there is only my wife!
beautiful.	Beautiful.
because he knows them; he knows they have no one to protect them. vitone?  what do you think of my angel?	Beautiful.
why?  why does he bother other italians?	Because he knows them; he knows they have no one to protect them. Vitone?  What do you think of my angel?
a pig of a neaponitan.	Why?  Why does he bother other Italians?
he's an italian?	A pig of a Neaponitan.
i know what you are thinking, vitone, but you don't understand yet how things are.  fanucci is of the black hand.  everyone in the neighborhood pays him, even my father.	He's an Italian?
when is it finally over?  i want it to be over before my baby is born.	I don't know.  I hope soon; but it's not over yet, and that's why you and the kids have to come back to me.
if you told michael what i've told you today, i'm a dead man.	When is it finally over?  I want it to be over before my baby is born.
what the hell does that mean?  come on, tom, speak out straight once in your life.  i know michael can't, but you're not sicilian, you can tell a woman the truth; you can treat her like an equal, a fellow human being.	If you told Michael what I've told you today, I'm a dead man.
if he were, he'd be dead by now. you'd be a widow.  you'd have no problem.	What the hell does that mean?  Come on, Tom, speak out straight once in your life.  I know Michael can't, but you're not Sicilian, you can tell a woman the truth; you can treat her like an equal, a fellow human being.
he's not the same as when i met him.	If he were, he'd be dead by now. You'd be a widow.  You'd have no problem.
okay, just hear me out.  what if carlo had been paid to help get sonny killed?  what if his beating of connie that time was a deliberate plot to get sonny out into the open? then what?  and what if the don, a great man, couldn't bring himself to do what he had to do, avenge his son's death by killing his daughter's husband?  what if that, finally, was too much for him, and he made michael his successor, knowing that michael would take that load off his shoulders, would take that guilt?	He's not the same as when I met him.
that's the first time i've seen the lawyer side of you, tom.  it's not your best side.	Okay, just hear me out.  What if Carlo had been paid to help get Sonny killed?  What if his beating of Connie that time was a deliberate plot to get Sonny out into the open? Then what?  And what if the Don, a great man, couldn't bring himself to do what he had to do, avenge his son's death by killing his daughter's husband?  What if that, finally, was too much for him, and he made Michael his successor, knowing that Michael would take that load off his shoulders, would take that guilt?
you don't know that's true.  but kay, just for the sake of an argument, let's assume it is, i'm not saying it is, remember, but... what if i gave you what might be some justification for what he did... or rather some possible justification for what he possibly did.	That's the first time I've seen the lawyer side of you, Tom.  It's not your best side.
what kind of a family is this... are we human beings?  he knows his father killed his uncle carlo.  he heard connie.	You don't know that's true.  But Kay, just for the sake of an argument, let's assume it is, I'm not saying it is, remember, but... What if I gave you what might be some justification for what he did... or rather some possible justification for what he possibly did.
kay... kay...	What kind of a family is this... are we human beings?  He knows his Father killed his Uncle Carlo.  He heard Connie.
... he said he had shot his grandfather with a gun, and then he died in the garden.  and he asked me... he asked me, tom, if that meant now his father would shoot him out of... revenge.  how does a four year old boy learn the word... 'revenge'?	Kay... Kay...
am i a prisoner?	That's not the way we look at it.
i don't know.  i'm sorry, kay...	Am I a prisoner?
how long does this go on?	I don't know.  I'm sorry, Kay...
kay, michael didn't tell me a lot; and what he did tell me, i can't repeat.  but the responsibility for you and the kids was the most important thing he left me with.	How long does this go on?
i'm going to see my parents.	Kay, Michael didn't tell me a lot; and what he did tell me, I can't repeat.  But the responsibility for you and the kids was the most important thing he left me with.
that's off now.	I'm going to see my parents.
i was supposed to take the children to new england next week.	That's off now.
within the compound will be fine.	I was supposed to take the children to New England next week.
i'm supposed to stay in my house.	Within the compound will be fine.
it's michael's request...for your safety.  we can send out for anything you need.	I'm supposed to stay in my house.
will you tell him?	I don't know.
yes.	Will you tell him?
you're going to talk to him now.	Yes.
why didn't someone tell me!	I wanted to tell you alone; your wife doesn't know what's going on.
the barretts from rubicon bay came by in a new speedboat.  rocco tried to say she wasn't in, but kay spotted them and asked if they would take her and the kids for a ride.  that was three hours ago.	Why didn't someone tell me!
what do you mean gone?	The Barretts from Rubicon Bay came by in a new speedboat.  Rocco tried to say she wasn't in, but Kay spotted them and asked if they would take her and the kids for a ride.  That was three hours ago.
she's gone, tom.	What do you mean gone?
hello?	She's gone, Tom.
talk to him.  tell him how you feel.	It's as though he blames me for the ground the family lost when I was Consigliere to Sonny.
just now when johnny ola showed up, he asked me to leave them alone. ola is hyman roth's sicilian contact.  i was on the inside of ten, twenty meetings with him.  but today mike asked me to leave, like an outsider.	Talk to him.  Tell him how you feel.
i can feel it in the way he talks to me.	Just now when Johnny Ola showed up, he asked me to leave them alone. Ola is Hyman Roth's Sicilian contact.  I was on the inside of ten, twenty meetings with him.  But today Mike asked me to leave, like an outsider.
we don't know that's true, he never said that.	I can feel it in the way he talks to me.
he doesn't want my help any more. he doesn't need it.	We don't know that's true, he never said that.
where's my wife?	With Mama, putting the baby to sleep.  Francesca's very happy. Michael was kind to her.  She idolizes him.  The children are all out in the speedboat.  I'm going to my house.
me too, tom?	Yeah, give me a minute.
she took a flight to san francisco. we figure she's going to connect to new hampshire; her parents' place.	I can't let him down.
goddamn it, where were you?	I was in my house.  Willy tried, but it would have taken some strong-arm to stop her, and he figured you wouldn't want that.
i know.  i went down to the barrett house.  but she's gone.  they drove her and the kids to north tahoe airport.	Goddamn it, where were you?
rocco!	I know.  I went down to the Barrett house.  But she's gone.  They drove her and the kids to North Tahoe airport.
good.  then you're staying.	I'm staying.  Don't ever enjoy the cruel part of all this; Sonny never listened to me about that.  Now, explain everything to me.
why do you hurt me, michael?  i've always been loyal to you.	Good.  Then you're staying.
i know you do, tom.  then i can count on you to help me do the things i have to do.  if not, call houstan, and become a vice-president. take your family and your mistress and move them to las vegas.	Why do you hurt me, Michael?  I've always been loyal to you.
i turned houstan down; i didn't see why i should tell you about an offer i turned down.  are you sure, mikey?  are you sure of what we're doing; what we'll gain; what does the family gain? forget that, mike; i already know the answer.	I know you do, Tom.  Then I can count on you to help me do the things I have to do.  If not, call Houstan, and become a Vice-President. Take your family and your mistress and move them to Las Vegas.
they are everywhere!	I turned Houstan down; I didn't see why I should tell you about an offer I turned down.  Are you sure, Mikey?  Are you sure of what we're doing; what we'll gain; what does the family gain? Forget that, Mike; I already know the answer.
are you so hungry for traitors; do you want to find them everywhere?	They are everywhere!
i'm surprised at you, tom.  if there's anything certain; certain in life; if history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill...  anybody.  but perhaps your relucatance is because you've come to tell me that you're moving your family to vegas, that you've been offered the vice-presidency of the houstan hotels there.  or weren't you going to tell me at all?	Are you so hungry for traitors; do you want to find them everywhere?
mike, it would be like trying to kill the president; there's no way we can get to him.	I'm surprised at you, Tom.  If there's anything certain; certain in life; if history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill...  ANYBODY.  But perhaps your relucatance is because you've come to tell me that you're moving your family to Vegas, that you've been offered the Vice-Presidency of the Houstan Hotels there.  Or weren't you going to tell me at all?
i don't like it when you use the word impossible; nothing is impossible...	Mike, it would be like trying to kill the President; there's no way we can get to him.
mike, it's impossible.  he'll be met by the internal revenue; the customs service, and half the fbi.	I don't like it when you use the word impossible; nothing is impossible...
i want it met.	Mike, it's impossible.  He'll be met by the Internal Revenue; the Customs Service, and half the FBI.
that plane goes to miami...	I want it met.
he's been dying of the same heart attack for twenty years.	That plane goes to Miami...
his medical condition is reported as... &quot;terminal.&quot;	He's been dying of the same heart attack for twenty years.
they won't take him; not for a million, not for ten million.	His medical condition is reported as... &quot;terminal.&quot;
sit down, tom.  have you heard about our friend and partner, mr. hyman roth?	I know he's in Israel.
he says he doesn't know anything, and i believe him.  roth played this one beautifully.	Alright.  I'm going to go outside and talk to Fredo.
how did they get their hands on pentangeli?	Roth engineered it, Michael.  He made Pentangeli think you hit him. Deliberately letting him get off alive.  Then the New York detectives turned Frankie over to the FBI.  My informants say he was half dead and scared stiff -- talking out loud that you had turned on him and tried to kill him.  Anyway, they had him on possession, dealing in heroin, murder one and a lot more. There's no way we can get to him and you've opened yourself to five points of perjury.
does she blame it on me?  the baby?	I don't know.
she took the senate investigation worse.	Does she blame it on me?  The baby?
and kay...she's all right?	She took the Senate Investigation worse.
it was a boy.	And Kay...she's all right?
what is it, can't you give me straight answers anymore!	It was a boy.
mike, at three and a half...	What is it, can't you give me straight answers anymore!
was it a boy or a girl?	Mike, at three and a half...
kay had a miscarriage; she lost the baby.	Was it a boy or a girl?
go on, tell me.	Kay had a miscarriage; she lost the baby.
alright.	Go on, tell me.
wait... there's something else.	Alright.
they can come in now.	Wait... there's something else.
my information is that fredo thought it was a kidnapping.  roth assured him nothing would happen to you.	They can come in now.
i want you to reach fredo.  i know he's scared, but have one of our people reach him.  assure him that there will be no reprisals.  tell him that i know roth misled him.	My information is that Fredo thought it was a kidnapping.  Roth assured him nothing would happen to you.
the new government arrested him, held him for a couple of days with a lot of the other casino people, including roth's brother, sam.  the american embassy arranged flights for citizens; i'm not sure, but i think he's somewhere in new york.	I want you to reach Fredo.  I know he's scared, but have one of our people reach him.  Assure him that there will be no reprisals.  Tell him that I know Roth misled him.
i asked about fredo?	The new government arrested him, held him for a couple of days with a lot of the other casino people, including Roth's brother, Sam.  The American Embassy arranged flights for citizens; I'm not sure, but I think he's somewhere in New York.
roth got out on a private boat. he's in a hospital in miami.  had a stroke but he's recovered okay. bussetta's dead.	I asked about Fredo?
where's my brother?	Roth got out on a private boat. He's in a hospital in Miami.  Had a stroke but he's recovered okay. Bussetta's dead.
what was it, so i'll know.	A little care he can ride in with an electric motor.
i took care of it.	What was it, so I'll know.
did the boy get something from me for christmas?	I took care of it.
do you think they have somebody to back up cicci?	No.  But if they do have somebody, you'll do three years for perjury if you give them so much as a wrong middle name.
but if you're wrong...	If I'm wrong...
i don't think so.  unless i'm very wrong...they're already dead. killed by someone inside...very frightened that they botched it. that's why i am going to disappear in a few minutes, and leave everything to you.	But if you're wrong...
will we...be able to get who ordered it out of them?	I don't think so.  Unless I'm very wrong...they're already dead. Killed by someone inside...very frightened that they botched it. That's why I am going to disappear in a few minutes, and leave everything to you.
i've prepared this; have had it for over a month.  it won't explain everything; but indicates where i will be, so in a sense, it is my life.  also, there are three tasks that must be executed immediately.  pop would have given those to luca -- you knew pop as well as anyone, act as though you were him.  it discusses kay as well; that will be the most difficult.  the men who tried to kill me tonight, will never leave the estate.	Will we...be able to get who ordered it out of them?
mikey, i hoped...	No Tom, just listen.  All my people are businessmen; their loyalty is based on that.  One thing I learned from my father is to try to think as the people around you think...and on that basis, anything is possible. Fredo has a good heart, but he is weak...and stupid, and stupid people are the most dangerous of all.  I've kept you out of things, Tom, because I've always known that your instincts were legitimate, and I wanted you to know very little of things that would make you an accomplice, for your own protection. I never blamed you for the setbacks the family took under Sonny; I know you were in a position of limited power, and you did your best to advise and caution him.  What I am saying is that now, for how long I do not know, you will be the Don. If what I think has happened is true; I will leave tonight, and absolutely no one will know how to contact me.  And even you are not to try to reach me unless it is absolutely necessary.  I give you complete power: over Neri... Fredo, everyone.  I am trusting you with the lives of my wife and children, and the future of this family, solely resting on your judgment and talent.
no, i have confidence in their loyalty... but this is life and death, and tom, you are my brother.	Mikey, I hoped...
but your people... neri... rocco; you don't think...	No, I have confidence in their loyalty... but this is life and death, and Tom, you are my brother.
there's a lot i can't tell you, tom. i know that's upset you in the past; and you've felt that it was because of some lack of trust or confidence.  but it is because i do trust you that i've kept so much secret from you.  it's precisely that at this moment, you are the only one that i can completely trust.  in time, you'll understand everything.	But your people... Neri... Rocco; you don't think...
if you need anything, just...	Just tell Rocco I'm waiting.
sure, mikey.	If you need anything, just...
tom isn't going to sit in with us, johnny.  he only handles specific areas of the family business.  tom?	Sure, Mikey.
two-thirty.  that gives me time to see my boy.	Connie's outside.
i'm sorry; of course, you know that.	Two-thirty.  That gives me time to see my boy.
the high court of israel turned down his request to live as a 'returned jew.' his passport's been invalidated except for return to the u.s.  he landed in buenos aires yesterday, offered a gift of one million dollars if they would give him citizenship.  they turned him down.	He's going to try Panama...
al, as far as you're concerned, i'm the don.	How do I know you haven't gone into business for yourself?
i got to ask questions, tom, there's three million dollars cash in that pouch; mike is gone and i have no word from him.	Al, as far as you're concerned, I'm the Don.
no questions.	I got to ask questions, Tom, there's three million dollars cash in that pouch; Mike is gone and I have no word from him.
what's up?	No questions.
we've never sent this much with one courier.	Your plans are a little different this time.  You skip Miami, and go straight to Geneva.  It's to be deposited to this number.  And it's got to be there by Monday morning, no slip-up.
mike wants it.	We've never sent this much with one courier.
it might show.	Mike wants it.
twenty-five this time.	It might show.
fifteen percent skim?	Twenty-five this time.
don't worry about anything, frankie five-angels.	Thanks, Tom.  Thanks.
yeah, but only the rich guys.  the little guys got knocked off.  if they got arrested and executed, all their estate went to the emperor. if they just went home and killed themselves, up front, nothing happened.	Yeah, that was a good break.  A nice deal.
the roman empire... when a plot against the emperor failed, the plotters were always given a chance to let their families keep their fortunes.	Yeah, but only the rich guys.  The little guys got knocked off.  If they got arrested and executed, all their estate went to the Emperor. If they just went home and killed themselves, up front, nothing happened.
yeah, it was once.	The Roman Empire... when a plot against the Emperor failed, the plotters were always given a chance to let their families keep their fortunes.
yeah, it worked.  those were great old days.  we was like the roman empire.  the corleone family was like the roman empire.	Yeah, it was once.
you were around the old timers who dreamed up how the families should be organized, how they based it on the old roman legions, and called them 'regimes'... with the 'capos' and 'soldiers,' and it worked.	Yeah, it worked.  Those were great old days.  We was like the Roman Empire.  The Corleone family was like the Roman Empire.
yeah, i still read a lot.  they bring me stuff.	You were around the old timers who dreamed up how the Families should be organized, how they based it on the old Roman Legions, and called them 'Regimes'... with the 'Capos' and 'Soldiers,' and it worked.
frankie, you were always interested in politics, in history.  i remember you talking about hitler back in '43.  we were young then.	Yeah, I still read a lot.  They bring me stuff.
tom, what do i do now?	Frankie, you were always interested in politics, in history.  I remember you talking about Hitler back in '43.  We were young then.
you're right.	Tom, what do I do now?
that's my brother.  nothing could get him away from that two mule town.  he coulda been big over here -- he could of had his own family.	You're right.
yeah.  he wouldn't even go out to dinner.  just wanted to go home.	That's my brother.  Nothing could get him away from that two mule town.  He coulda been big over here -- he could of had his own Family.
he's ten times tougher than me, my brother.  he's old-fashioned.	Yeah.  He wouldn't even go out to dinner.  Just wanted to go home.
yeah, but don't worry.	He's ten times tougher than me, my brother.  He's old-fashioned.
did my brother go back?	Yeah, but don't worry.
everything is going to be okay, frankie, don't worry.	Did my brother go back?
the room has a bug in it.	I'd like to go outside with him, in the open air.
i think i prefer to see my client privately.	The room has a bug in it.
simple.  be friendly like us.  not hostile.	Thanks...friend.
and what's the price of their not finding out.	Simple.  Be friendly like us.  Not hostile.
we'll keep it quiet; the people who know are trustworthy...the committee needn't find out.	And what's the price of their not finding out.
you paid off thirty grand i never owed.	We'll keep it quiet; the people who know are trustworthy...the Committee needn't find out.
our mistake.  but what does it matter; it was our money.  we don't even expect thanks.	You paid off thirty grand I never owed.
there's thirty grand worth of paid off markers -- i never owed that much.	Our mistake.  But what does it matter; it was our money.  We don't even expect thanks.
do you owe markers?	Maybe two, three thousand dollars.
a little; what's so thought- provoking about that?	Do you owe markers?
do you gamble?	A little; what's so thought- provoking about that?
no one can trace anything to me; i pride myself on that.	Do you gamble?
you know there's a senate investigating committee recently set up; we thought it would be unfortunate if they were to trace anything though-provoking to your name.	No one can trace anything to me; I pride myself on that.
no strings.	You know there's a Senate Investigating Committee recently set up; we thought it would be unfortunate if they were to trace anything though-provoking to your name.
we know you're a busy man, with plenty of enemies -- we saw the opportunity to do you a favor, and we did.  no strings.	No strings.
what the hell are you talking about?	We know you're a busy man, with plenty of enemies -- we saw the opportunity to do you a favor, and we did.  No strings.
actually, i've come with good news; the corleone family has done you a favor.	What the hell are you talking about?
...and the tape will be running.	Actually, I've come with good news; the Corleone family has done you a favor.
this committee owes an apology!	The committee is adjourned until further notice.
this meeting is adjourned.	This committee owes an apology!
senator kane.	This meeting is adjourned.
the witness is excused; take him out.	Senator Kane.
sir, the gentleman does not understand english.  he would not in any case, take the stand.  he came, at his own expense, to aid his brother in his trouble.  he is not under any jurisdiction of our government and his reputation in his own country is impeccable.	The witness is excused; take him out.
is he related to the witness?	He is, I believe, a brother.
yes, sir.  his name is vincenzo pentangeli.	Is he related to the witness?
mr. hagen, would you kindly identify to this committee that gentleman sitting on your right hand?	Yes, sir.  His name is Vincenzo Pentangeli.
sir, my client has answered every question asked by this committee with the utmost cooperation and sincerity.  he has not taken that fifth amendment as it was his right to do, and which because of the extreme legal complexity of this hearing, counsel advised him to do. so, i think in all fairness this committee should hear his statement and put it in the record.	Very well.
i don't think that's necessary.	Sir, my client has answered every question asked by this committee with the utmost cooperation and sincerity.  He has not taken that Fifth Amendment as it was his right to do, and which because of the extreme legal complexity of this hearing, counsel advised him to do. So, I think in all fairness this committee should hear his statement and put it in the record.
senator, my client would like to read a statement for the record.	I don't think that's necessary.
whose orders are these?	Mr. Hagen's, ma'am.
if you could just give us a list, we'll pick up anything you want.	Whose orders are these?
i'm going to the market.	If you could just give us a list, we'll pick up anything you want.
i'm sorry, mrs. corleone.  we're not to let you through.	I'm going to the market.
yes.	I'm sorry, Mrs. Corleone.  We're not to let you through.
i know what it meant... and i'm prepared to make it up to you.  i will make changes; i can.  i can change; that i have learned, that i have the strength to change... and we have another child, a boy... and you'll forget the miscarriage.	It wasn't a miscarriage.  And you with your cunning, couldn't you figure it out!  It was an abortion; an abortion, like our marriage is an abortion, something unholy and evil.  I don't want your son; I wouldn't bring another of your sons into this world.  An abortion, Michael... it was a son, and I had it killed, but this must all end!
the baby i lost...	I know what it meant... and I'm prepared to make it up to you.  I will make changes; I can.  I CAN change; that I have learned, that I have the strength to change... And we have another child, a boy... and you'll forget the miscarriage.
how can i let you leave; how can i let you take my children away? don't you know me?  you understand, it's an impossibility.  i would never let it happen; no, never, not if it took all my strength, all my cunning.  but in time, soon, you'll feel differently.  you see, you'll be happy that i stopped you.  i know you.  you'll forget about this; you'll forget about the baby we lost... and we'll go on, you and i.	The baby I lost...
you haven't heard me.	How can I let you leave; how can I let you take my children away? Don't you know me?  You understand, it's an impossibility.  I would never let it happen; no, never, not if it took all my strength, all my cunning.  But in time, soon, you'll feel differently.  You see, you'll be happy that I stopped you.  I know you.  You'll forget about this; you'll forget about the baby we lost... and we'll go on, you and I.
we'll go back tonight.  bring the children.	You haven't heard me.
at this moment, i feel no love for you at all.  i never thought that could happen, but it has.	We'll go back tonight.  Bring the children.
if that's what it takes; then yes, i will.	At this moment, I feel no love for you at all.  I never thought that could happen, but it has.
oh, i do feel things for you, michael; but now, i think it's pity. for the first time since i've known you, you seem so helpless.  you held me a prisoner once; will you try again?	If that's what it takes; then yes, I will.
no, i don't want to hear anything. there are things between men and women that will not change; things that have been the same for thousands of years.  you are my wife, and they are my children... and i love you and i will not let you leave, because you are mine!	Oh, I do feel things for you, Michael; but now, I think it's pity. For the first time since I've known you, you seem so helpless.  You held me a prisoner once; will you try again?
michael.	No, I don't want to hear anything. There are things between men and women that will not change; things that have been the same for thousands of years.  You are my wife, and they are my children... and I love you and I will not let you leave, because you are MINE!
i won't let you leave!  christ, do you think i'm going to let you leave.	Michael.
goodbye, michael.	I won't let you leave!  Christ, do you think I'm going to let you leave.
kay, i told you...	Goodbye, Michael.
i'll bring the children up now; they want to say goodbye.	Kay, I told you...
when he saw his brother in the hearing room, he knew what was at stake.  i don't think vincenzo would have done it.  he loves the kids, too. omerta, kay.  honor, silence.  it had nothing to do with me.  it was between those brothers.	I'll bring the children up now; they want to say goodbye.
kay, you've got it wrong.  that kind of thing's all over, i promised you.  this was between the two brothers.  years ago frankie had a young girlfriend; he called her his co-wife.  that was his joke, but he meant it.  he wouldn't divorce his wife... because she was a great cook.  he said he girlfriend made a spaghetti sauce once and it was so terrible he knew he could never marry her.  he set her up in a house in jersey.  she had to be faithful... and she had to have kids. and she did, two, a boy and a girl. he had her checked out and watched so she couldn't cheat... but the girl couldn't stand that kind of life.  she begged him to let her go. he did.  he gave her money and made her give up the kids.  then frankie took them to italy, and had them brought up by his brother vincenzo. where he knew they'd by safe.	When he saw his brother in the hearing room, he knew what was at stake.  I don't think Vincenzo would have done it.  He loves the kids, too. Omerta, Kay.  Honor, silence.  It had nothing to do with me.  It was between those brothers.
you would have killed his brother?	Kay, you've got it wrong.  That kind of thing's all over, I promised you.  This was between the two brothers.  Years ago Frankie had a young girlfriend; he called her his co-wife.  That was his joke, but he meant it.  He wouldn't divorce his wife... because she was a great cook.  He said he girlfriend made a spaghetti sauce once and it was so terrible he knew he could never marry her.  He set her up in a house in Jersey.  She had to be faithful... and she had to have kids. And she did, two, a boy and a girl. He had her checked out and watched so she couldn't cheat... but the girl couldn't stand that kind of life.  She begged him to let her go. He did.  He gave her money and made her give up the kids.  Then Frankie took them to Italy, and had them brought up by his brother Vincenzo. Where he knew they'd by safe.
that's all.  you see, in sicily, in the old days... there was only one legitimate reason to kill a blood relative... only one.  if he was a traitor.	You would have killed his brother?
and that's all he had to do.  just show his face.	That's all.  You see, in Sicily, in the old days... there was only one legitimate reason to kill a blood relative... only one.  IF he was a traitor.
on a plane back to sicily.	And that's all he had to do.  Just show his face.
i didn't even know he had a brother. and where is he now?	On a plane back to Sicily.
his brother came to help him.	I didn't even know he had a brother. And where is he now?
tell me, michael.  what really happened with pentangeli?	His brother came to help him.
why too late?	Tell me, Michael.  What really happened with Pentangeli?
i think it's too late for changes, michael.  i promised myself i wouldn't talk about it and i've gone and spoiled it.	Why too late?
there are a lot of things i want to talk to you about.  things i've been thinking about -- changes i want to make.	I think it's too late for changes, Michael.  I promised myself I wouldn't talk about it and I've gone and spoiled it.
i'm not going to stay long; i can't.	There are a lot of things I want to talk to you about.  Things I've been thinking about -- changes I want to make.
why don't you sit down?	I'm not going to stay long; I can't.
in a minute.  they're outside with esther.  i'm very happy for you... i suppose i knew that you're simply too smart for anyone ever to beat you.	Why don't you sit down?
where?	In a minute.  They're outside with Esther.  I'm very happy for you... I suppose I knew that you're simply too smart for anyone ever to beat you.
i wanted to see you before you went back to nevada.  also, the children - michael, they're here.	Where?
i had no idea...	I wanted to see you before you went back to Nevada.  Also, the children - Michael, they're here.
leave her alone!  you're talking as though she has no right to be frightened when there are machine guns going off in her backyard.	Have Tom Hagen meet me in the Harbor House.
i'm sorry about some of the people i had to see today.  it was bad timing... but it couldn't be helped.	It made me think of what you told me once.  In five years, the Corleone family will be completely legitimate.  That was seven years ago.
yes, michael, it does.	I'm sorry about some of the people I had to see today.  It was bad timing... but it couldn't be helped.
does it feel like a boy?	Yes, Michael, it does.
sleeping inside me.	Does it feel like a boy?
how's the baby?	Sleeping inside me.
kay.	Yes, Michael.
mr. ola's just leaving, kay. please tell the senator i won't be a minute.	Kay.
i'm sorry, michael.  senator geary's here, and mr. and mrs. barrett wanted to thank you before they left.  won't you join us, mr. ola?	Mr. Ola's just leaving, Kay. Please tell the Senator I won't be a minute.
this is my boy, and my wife.  mr. john ola of miami.	I'm sorry, Michael.  Senator Geary's here, and Mr. and Mrs. Barrett wanted to thank you before they left.  Won't you join us, Mr. Ola?
anthony, daddy's busy.	This is my boy, and my wife.  Mr. John Ola of Miami.
you missed my point; you are no longer an owner.	Get out of my hotel.
you don't come in here, talk to an owner in las vegas like that.	You missed my point; you are no longer an owner.
you said you were klingman.	You don't come in here, talk to an owner in Las Vegas like that.
who do you think you're talking to?	You said you were Klingman.
i represent the interests of the corleone family.  we make the invitation to you to tie up your affairs and be out of the hotel by monday morning.	Who do you think you're talking to?
right here.	I represent the interests of the Corleone family.  We make the invitation to you to tie up your affairs and be out of the hotel by Monday morning.
where can we talk?	Right here.
who's asking?	Where can we talk?
are you klingman?	Who's asking?
your family?  how can you ever lose your family?	But times are different...
no, i meant lose his family.	Your family?  How can you ever lose your family?
you talk about the baby.  she can have another baby.	No, I meant lose his family.
alright.  they bother me once in awhile.  tell me, when pop had troubles... did he ever think, even to himself, that he had gone the wrong way; that maybe by trying to be strong and trying to protect his family, that he could... that he could... lose it instead?	You talk about the baby.  She can have another baby.
well, we can all have a nice dinner together tonight.  how are your eyes?	Alright.  They bother me once in awhile.  Tell me, when Pop had troubles... did he ever think, even to himself, that he had gone the wrong way; that maybe by trying to be strong and trying to protect his family, that he could... that he could... lose it instead?
there are still things i have to do.	Well, we can all have a nice dinner together tonight.  How are your eyes?
i'm alright.  will you stay home for awhile?	There are still things I have to do.
it's michael.  how are you, mom?	I'm alright.  Will you stay home for awhile?
i know it wasn't me...so that leaves you.	There was this kid that I grew up with; he was a couple years younger than me, and sort of looked up to me, you know.  We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street.  Things were good and we made the most of it.  During prohibition, we ran molasses up to Canada and made a fortune; your father too.  I guess as much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to make a city out of a desert stop-over for G.I.'s on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Moe Greene, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man; a man with vision and guts; and there isn't even a plaque or a signpost or a statue of him in that town.  Someone put a bullet through his eye; no one knows who gave the order.  When I heard about it I wasn't angry.  I knew Moe; I knew he was headstrong, and talking loud, and saying stupid things.  So when he turned up dead, I let it go, and said to myself: this is the business we've chosen. I never asked, who gave the go ahead because it had nothing to do with business.
i know that; but who gave the go ahead.	I know it wasn't me...so that leaves you.
why...the rosato brothers.	I know that; but who gave the go ahead.
who had frankie pantangeli killed?	Why...the Rosato Brothers.
terrible.  i'd give twice this amount to take a piss without it hurting.	Who had Frankie Pantangeli killed?
i've read it; i'm pleased that the government is doing so well.  as a heavy investor, i'm pleased.  how did the doctor find you?	Terrible.  I'd give twice this amount to take a piss without it hurting.
you're a careful kid, and that's good.  but look.  an international dispatch on the wire service. american journalism, not propaganda. the government troops have all but eliminated the rebels.  all but their radio station.	I've read it; I'm pleased that the government is doing so well.  As a heavy investor, I'm pleased.  How did the doctor find you?
six million dollars in cash is a high price for a piece of a country in the middle of a revolution.	You're a careful kid, and that's good.  But look.  An international dispatch on the wire service. American journalism, not propaganda. The government troops have all but eliminated the rebels.  All but their radio station.
still no word of your courier? we'll find him.  but at least this will satisfy our friends here. you've been invited to the new year reception at the presidential home. i understand your brother is here as well; i hope he'll come.	Six million dollars in cash is a high price for a piece of a country in the middle of a revolution.
this doubles my investment.	Still no word of your courier? We'll find him.  But at least this will satisfy our friends here. You've been invited to the New Year reception at the Presidential Home. I understand your brother is here as well; I hope he'll come.
if only i could live to see it, kid; to be there with you.  how beautifully we've done it, step by step.  here, protected, free to make our profits without the justice department, the fbi; ninety miles away in partnership with a friendly government.  ninety miles, just a small step, looking for a man who desperately wants to be president of the united states, and having the cash to make it possible.	You'll be there to see it; you'll be there.
except the president of the united states.	If only I could live to see it, kid; to be there with you.  How beautifully we've done it, step by step.  Here, protected, free to make our profits without the Justice Department, the FBI; ninety miles away in partnership with a friendly government.  Ninety miles, just a small step, looking for a man who desperately wants to be President of the United States, and having the cash to make it possible.
i wouldn't consider anyone else.	Except the President of the United States.
then you have to trace it.  michael, people here look at me as a reliable man.  i can't afford not to be looked on as a reliable man.  but you know all that; there's nothing you can learn from me.  you shouldn't have to put up with a sick old man as a partner.	I wouldn't consider anyone else.
the money was sent.	Then you have to trace it.  Michael, people here look at me as a reliable man.  I can't afford not to be looked on as a reliable man.  But you know all that; there's nothing you can learn from me.  You shouldn't have to put up with a sick old man as a partner.
my concern is that the three million never arrived at batista's numbered account in switzerland. he thinks it's because you have second thoughts about his ability to stop the rebels.	The money was sent.
we're making a big investment in cuba.  that's my only concern.	My concern is that the three million never arrived at Batista's numbered account in Switzerland. He thinks it's because you have second thoughts about his ability to stop the rebels.
you have to be careful what you say in front of the others... they frighten easy.  it's always been that way, most men frighten easy.	We're making a big investment in Cuba.  That's my only concern.
enjoy.	I saw an interesting thing today. A man was being arrested by the Military Police; probably an urban guerrilla.  Rather than be taken alive, he exploded a grenade hidden in his jacket, taking the command vehicle with him.
i still don't speak spanish, michael.	It means... &quot;The Lie.&quot;
then it's done.  i must choose his replacement: it cannot be rosato.	Of course you must keep control of your family.
it's always bad for business; but you have no choice.	Then it's done.  I must choose his replacement: it cannot be Rosato.
pentangeli is a dead man; do you object?	It's always bad for business; but you have no choice.
nothing is more important.	Pentangeli is a dead man; do you object?
technically, they are still under the clemenza wing of the corleone family, now run by frankie pentangeli.  after clemenza died, the rosatos wanted territory of their own.  pentangeli refused, and came to me, asking for permission to eliminate them.  i, of course, knew of their relationship with you, and in gratitude for your help with the tropicana matter, turned him down.  pentangeli was furious, and paid one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to have me killed. i was lucky and he was stupid. i'll visit him soon.  the important thing is that nothing jeopardize our plans, yours and mine.  this thing of ours, that we will build.	Nothing is more important.
we do favors for each other...	Technically, they are still under the Clemenza wing of the Corleone Family, now run by Frankie Pentangeli.  After Clemenza died, the Rosatos wanted territory of their own.  Pentangeli refused, and came to me, asking for permission to eliminate them.  I, of course, knew of their relationship with you, and in gratitude for your help with the Tropicana matter, turned him down.  Pentangeli was furious, and paid one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to have me killed. I was lucky and he was stupid. I'll visit him soon.  The important thing is that nothing jeopardize our plans, yours and mine.  This thing of ours, that we will build.
the rosato brothers have performed services for you in the past; i understand that they are under your protection.	We do favors for each other...
however i can help you...	The Rosato Brothers have performed services for you in the past; I understand that they are under your protection.
you're a great man, mr. roth, i have much to learn from you.	However I can help you...
you're a considerate young man.	You're a great man, Mr. Roth, I have much to learn from you.
the incident of the other night is a nuisance that i can take care of. i came to you because i want nothing to affect our agreement; i wanted to clear everything i'm going to do with you, just in case.	You're a considerate young man.
what a mistake; people behaving like that, with guns.  it was my understanding we left all that behind.  but, let me tell you, the important thing is that you're all right.  good health is the most important thing; more than success; more than power; more than money.	The incident of the other night is a nuisance that I can take care of. I came to you because I want nothing to affect our agreement; I wanted to clear everything I'm going to do with you, just in case.
yes.	What a mistake; people behaving like that, with guns.  It was my understanding we left all that behind.  But, let me tell you, the important thing is that you're all right.  Good health is the most important thing; more than success; more than power; more than money.
i like sporting events -- i really enjoy watching them in the afternoon. one of the things i love about this country.  i loved baseball ever since arnold rothstein fixed the world series of 1919...i heard you had some trouble.	Yes.
not for a few years.	I like sporting events -- I really enjoy watching them in the afternoon. One of the things I love about this country.  I loved baseball ever since Arnold Rothstein fixed the World Series of 1919...I heard you had some trouble.
sit down, this is almost over.  you follow the baseball games?	Not for a few years.
so?	So, that occurred to me.
it occurred to me: the police are paid to fight, and the rebels are not.	So?
very impressive.	Jake, Jake, come over here.  Mike, I want you to meet Jake Cohen; he manages the casino for us.
this is it!  we think it makes vegas look like the corner crap game.	Very impressive.
no, i'm fine.	This is it!  We think it makes Vegas look like the corner crap game.
hiya, mr. corleone, i'm sam roth. welcome to the capri; my brother's upstairs.  you wanta take a rest before you see him, or can i get you something, anything at all?	No, I'm fine.
let him gamble.	Okay.  You know he doesn't have that kind of money.
they asked him to sign paper to take down the markers; but he got mad; told them to wait until he was finished.	Let him gamble.
he's very kind, tell him it's appreciated.  i'm sure it will be profitable all the way around.	He always makes money for his partners.  One by one, our old friends are gone.  Death, natural or not, prison, deported.  Our friend in Miami is the only one left, because he always made money for his partners.
the hotel's registered owners are one jacob lawrence, and sidney barclay, both beverly hills attorneys.  in reality it's split between the old lakeville road group from cleveland, and our friend in miami.  he takes care of others outside the country, you know who i mean.  meyer klingman runs the store, and does all right, but i've been instructed to tell you, that if you move him out, our friend in miami will go along with you.	He's very kind, tell him it's appreciated.  I'm sure it will be profitable all the way around.
he appreciates your concern, michael, and your respect.	The hotel's registered owners are one Jacob Lawrence, and Sidney Barclay, both Beverly Hills attorneys.  In reality it's split between the Old Lakeville Road Group from Cleveland, and our friend in Miami.  He takes care of others outside the country, you know who I mean.  Meyer Klingman runs the store, and does all right, but I've been instructed to tell you, that if you move him out, our friend in Miami will go along with you.
is there anything i can do; anything i can send?	He appreciates your concern, Michael, and your respect.
not good.	Is there anything I can do; anything I can send?
how is his health?	Not good.
i just left our friend in miami.	How is his health?
you know my lawyer, tom hagen. johnny ola.	Sure, I remember Tom from the old days.
do you have interests or control over gambling and narcotics in the state of new york.	I do not.
i do not.	Do you have interests or control over gambling and narcotics in the state of New York.
mr. corleone, do you have any hotel interests in the state of arizona? or any gambling interests in that state?	I do not.
is it true that you own a controlling interest in three of the major hotels in las vegas?	That is not true.  I own some stock in some of the hotels, but only very small amounts.  I also own some American Telephone and IBM stock.
that is a complete falsehood.	Is it true that you own a controlling interest in three of the major hotels in Las Vegas?
is it true that in the year 1950 you devised the murder of the heads of the five families in new york, to assume and consolidate your nefarious power?	That is a complete falsehood.
i deny his every charge.	Is it true that in the year 1950 you devised the murder of the heads of the Five Families in New York, to assume and consolidate your nefarious power?
this witness has testified that you are personally responsible for the murder of a new york police captain in the year 1947 and with him a man named virgil sollozzo.  do you deny this?	I deny his every charge.
no.	This witness has testified that you are personally responsible for the murder of a New York Police Captain in the year 1947 and with him a man named Virgil Sollozzo.  Do you deny this?
i'm sure we all agree with our esteemed colleague.  now, mr. corleone, you have been advised as to your legal rights.  we have had testimony from a preceding witness who states you are head of the most powerful mafia family in this country.  are you?	No.
are you the son of vito corleone?	Yes.
sure, mike.  i'll go along.	Good.
this was my father's old study. when i was a kid, we had to be quiet when we played near here. when i was older, i learned many things from him here.  i was happy that this house never went to strangers; first clemenza took it over, and then you.  my father taught me, in this room, never to act until you know everything that's behind things.  never.  if hyman roth sees that i interceded with you in the rosato brothers' favor, he'll think his relationship with me is still sound.  i'm going somewhere to meet him tomorrow.  we have friends in some very important business that we're making.  do this for me; you make the peace with the rosato brothers on their terms.  let the word out that i forced you; you're not happy wit hit, but acquiesced, just because of me.  it will get back to hyman roth.  do this, frankie.  you can trust me.	Sure, Mike.  I'll go along.
jesus christ, michael, then let's hit 'em now, while we still got the muscle.	This was my father's old study. When I was a kid, we had to be quiet when we played near here. When I was older, I learned many things from him here.  I was happy that this house never went to strangers; first Clemenza took it over, and then you.  My father taught me, in this room, never to act until you know everything that's behind things.  Never.  If Hyman Roth sees that I interceded with you in the Rosato Brothers' favor, he'll think his relationship with me is still sound.  I'm going somewhere to meet him tomorrow.  We have friends in some very important business that we're making.  Do this for me; you make the peace with the Rosato Brothers on their terms.  Let the word out that I forced you; you're not happy wit hit, but acquiesced, just because of me.  It will get back to Hyman Roth.  Do this, Frankie.  You can trust me.
frankie, roth tried to have me killed.  i'm sure it was him, but i don't know yet why.	Jesus Christ, Michael, then let's hit 'em now, while we still got the muscle.
then why do you want me to lay down to them?	Frankie, Roth tried to have me killed.  I'm sure it was him, but I don't know yet why.
i know.	Then why do you want me to lay down to them?
always... but sometimes i don't understand.  i know i'll never have your kind of brains, in big deals. but mike, this is a street thing. and hyman roth in miami is behind the rosato brothers.	I know.
frankie...do you respect me?  do i have your loyalty?	Always... But sometimes I don't understand.  I know I'll never have your kind of brains, in big deals. But Mike, this is a street thing. And Hyman Roth in Miami is behind the Rosato Brothers.
it would be the beginning of the end for my family.  how can i keep all my other territories in like if i let two wise-guys stand up and demand this and that, and then give it to them?	Frankie...do you respect me?  Do I have your loyalty?
trust me; do as i ask.	It would be the beginning of the end for my family.  How can I keep all my other territories in like if I let two wise-guys stand up and demand this and that, and then give it to them?
mike, i don't understand.  don't ask me to do that.	Trust me; do as I ask.
i want you to settle on their terms.	Mike, I don't understand.  Don't ask me to do that.
i was just going to contact you, michael; we just had a 'sit-down' - in fact, i just come from there.	I want you to settle on their terms.
i want you to settle these troubles with the rosato brothers.	I was just going to contact you, Michael; we just had a 'sit-down' - in fact, I just come from there.
michael, anything.  what is it i can do for you?	I want you to settle these troubles with the Rosato Brothers.
i want you to help me take my revenge.	Michael, anything.  What is it I can do for you?
in my home!  in the same room where my wife was sleeping; where my children come in their pajamas, and play with their toys.	I want you to help me take my revenge.
michael, yes, we was all relieved...	In my home!  In the same room where my wife was sleeping; where my children come in their pajamas, and play with their toys.
i didn't want you to know i was coming.  you heard what happened in my home?	Michael, yes, we was all relieved...
don corleone, i wish you let me know you was coming.  we could have prepared something for you.	I didn't want you to know I was coming.  You heard what happened in my home?
frankie, you know my father respected roth, did business with him.	He did business...but he never trusted him.
you give your loyalty to a jew over your own blood.	Frankie, you know my father respected Roth, did business with him.
no.  there are things that i have planned with hyman roth.  i don't want them disturbed.	You give your loyalty to a Jew over your own blood.
how can you be fair with animals? they recruit niggers and spicks; they do violence in their own grandmother's neighborhoods.  and everything is dope and whores; the gambling is left to last.  let me run my family without you on my back.  i want them taken care of.	No.  There are things that I have planned with Hyman Roth.  I don't want them disturbed.
i know.  that's why i want you to be fair with them.	How can you be fair with animals? They recruit niggers and spicks; they do violence in their own Grandmother's neighborhoods.  And everything is dope and whores; the gambling is left to last.  Let me run my family without you on my back.  I want them taken care of.
the rosatos are running crazy; taking hostages, spitting in my face, because they're backed by the jew in miami.	I know.  That's why I want you to be fair with them.
frankie, you're a good old man, and you've been loyal to my father for years...so i hope you can explain what you mean.	The Rosatos are running crazy; taking hostages, spitting in my face, because they're backed by the Jew in Miami.
and while i feed my family in new york, you put the knife in my back in miami.	Frankie, you're a good old man, and you've been loyal to my Father for years...so I hope you can explain what you mean.
your family still carries the name corleone, and you will run it like a corleone!	And while I feed my family in New York, you put the knife in my back in Miami.
michael, you're sitting up here in the sierra mountains with champagne cocktails making judgment on the way i run my family.	Your family still carries the name Corleone, and you will run it like a Corleone!
they feel cheated.	Michael, you're sitting up here in the Sierra Mountains with champagne cocktails making judgment on the way I run my family.
clemenza promised them nothing, he hated the sonsuvbitches.	They feel cheated.
clemenza promised rosato three territories in the bronx after he died, and then you took over and welched.	Clemenza promised them nothing, he hated the sonsuvbitches.
says who?	Clemenza promised Rosato three territories in the Bronx after he died, and then you took over and welched.
you were unfair with them.	Says who?
okay, now it's my family in brooklyn; and i wanna keep up clemenza's loyalty to you.  but how can i run my family with you challenging my every move?  you're too far from the street, mike, the only way to reason with the rosato brothers is to whack 'em and whack 'em fast.	You were unfair with them.
we were all heartbroken at the news; but that wasn't cause to start a war.	Okay, now it's my family in Brooklyn; and I wanna keep up Clemenza's loyalty to you.  But how can I run my family with you challenging my every move?  You're too far from the street, Mike, the only way to reason with the Rosato Brothers is to whack 'em and whack 'em fast.
sure, pete clemenza died of a heart attack, but the rosato brothers gave it to him.	We were all heartbroken at the news; but that wasn't cause to start a war.
when do we talk?	After dinner.
i know.	When do we talk?
we're all part of the same hypocrisy, senator.  but never think it applies to my family.	All right, then let me say you'll pay me because it's in your interests to pay me.
i'm going to squeeze you, corleone, because i don't like you; i don't like the kind of man you are.  i despise your masquerade, and the dishonest way you pose yourself and your fucking family.	We're all part of the same hypocrisy, Senator.  But never think it applies to my family.
senator geary, i speak to you as a businessman who has made a large investment in your state.  i have made that state my home; plan to raise my children here.  the license fee from the gambling commission costs one thousand dollars; why would i ever consider paying more?	I'm going to squeeze you, Corleone, because I don't like you; I don't like the kind of man you are.  I despise your masquerade, and the dishonest way you pose yourself and your fucking family.
turnbull is a good man.	Let's forget the bullshit, I don't want to stay here any longer than I have to.  You can have the license for two hundred and fifty thousand in cash, plus a monthly fee equal to five percent of the gross...
the corleone family controls two major hotels in vegas; one in reno. the licenses were grandfathered in, so you had no difficulties with the gaming commission.  but i have the idea from sources...  ...that you're planning to move in on the tropicana.  in another week or so you'll move klingman out, which leaves you with only one technicality.  the license, which is now in klingman's name.	Turnbull is a good man.
i trust these men with my life. they are my right arms; i cannot insult them by sending them away.	Some water.
i thought we would meet alone.	I trust these men with my life. They are my right arms; I cannot insult them by sending them away.
my lawyer, tom hagen.  he arranged this all through your man turnbull.	I thought we would meet alone.
on the phone?	No, she's here.
and?	No sign of them yet; but they're still on the Estate.
your family all seem to be okay in the other houses; your mother's still sleeping.	And?
we'll try.	It's important.
keep them alive.	We'll try.
they're still on the property. maybe you better stay inside.	Keep them alive.
what's this?	That's a lucky C note for our new deal.
he supports me.	Maybe, yes... maybe no.
what about michael corleone?	He supports me.
i'm talking about italians!	What about Michael Corleone?
we got friends in the commission.	I'm talking about Italians!
you know if there's a way i'll go to the commission and the commission will side with me.  that puts me and the other new york families against you.	We got friends in the commission.
we got no choice.	You know if there's a way I'll go to the commission and the commission will side with me.  That puts me and the other New York families against you.
you want a war?	We got no choice.
then carmine fucillo and tony blue derosa will need to be fitted for slabs.	You want a war?
what if i say shove it?	Then Carmine Fucillo and Tony Blue DeRosa will need to be fitted for slabs.
the same assurance we got from you.	What if I say shove it?
what assurances do i have that there will be no more kidnapping, no more hits?	The same assurance we got from you.
my lawyer went over this beforehand.	What assurances do I have that there will be no more kidnapping, no more hits?
pari persu; what the fuck is pari persu...?	My lawyer went over this beforehand.
we will release the hostages, number one.  number two, we're here for you to count on when you need us.  we're independent, but we're here if you need us.  in general, we'll cooperate with you and your businesses, and you in turn will cooperate with us.  pari persu.	Pari Persu; what the fuck is Pari persu...?
i'm a little hungry, maybe i'll order something.  joe.  get me some bracciole or something. and pay cash.  and in return for these concessions, what do you do for me?	We will release the hostages, number one.  Number two, we're here for you to count on when you need us.  We're independent, but we're here if you need us.  In general, we'll cooperate with you and your businesses, and you in turn will cooperate with us.  Pari persu.
we want brooklyn one hundred percent.  no more taxes to you.  we want to be only loosely connected with your family -- sort of a under-family all of our own.  then we can act on all internal matters without talking.  also we want you to inform michael corleone that we can deal directly with him.	I'm a little hungry, maybe I'll order something.  Joe.  Get me some bracciole or something. And pay cash.  And in return for these concessions, what do you do for me?
don't i look like i'm listening?	We want Brooklyn one hundred percent.  No more taxes to you.  We want to be only loosely connected with your family -- sort of a under-family all of our own.  Then we can act on all internal matters without talking.  Also we want you to inform Michael Corleone that we can deal directly with him.
you wasn't listening, you didn't want to talk.	Don't I look like I'm listening?
we could have talked first, saved a lot of running around.	You wasn't listening, you didn't want to talk.
you weren't straight with us, frankie, what else could we do?	We could have talked first, saved a lot of running around.
forget it; i'm suddenly without an appetite.  you're making big trouble, carmine.	You weren't straight with us, Frankie, what else could we do?
sure, on me.  i got diner's club.	Forget it; I'm suddenly without an appetite.  You're making big trouble, Carmine.
are we going to eat or what?	Sure, on me.  I got Diner's Club.
we worked it all out beforehand.	Are we going to eat or what?
he don't want to talk?	We worked it all out beforehand.
sitting right behind you.	He don't want to talk?
rosato, where's your brother?	Sitting right behind you.
i accept your generosity...	I won't keep you another minute...
in fact, reduced, bu five dollars!	I accept your generosity...
what was that?	In fact, reduced, bu five dollars!
your good heart in helping the poor widow has shamed me, and i want to show that i, too, have some christian charity.  her rent will remain what it was.	What was that?
what a terrible misunderstanding. of course, signora colombo can stay in the flat.  who were those miserable tenants to complain about noise from a poor animal...when they pay such low rent.	Your good heart in helping the poor widow has shamed me, and I want to show that I, too, have some Christian charity.  Her rent will remain what it was.
yes.	What a terrible misunderstanding. Of course, Signora Colombo can stay in the flat.  Who were those miserable tenants to complain about noise from a poor animal...when they pay such low rent.
excuse me, i hope i am not a disturbance, don corleone.	Yes.
here is the six month's increase in advance.  you needn't speak to her about it, she's a proud woman.  see me again in another six months. but of course, you'll let her keep her dog.	Like hell!  And who the hell are you to give me orders.  Watch your manners or you'll be on your Sicilian ass in the street there.
eh...  five dollars more.	Here is the six month's increase in advance.  You needn't speak to her about it, she's a proud woman.  See me again in another six months. But of course, you'll let her keep her dog.
how much more a month?	Eh...  Five dollars more.
i've already rented it; i cannot disappoint the new tenants.  they're paying a higher rent.	How much more a month?
i told her i would speak to you, that you are a reasonable man who acted out of some misunderstanding. she has gotten rid of the animal that caused all the trouble, so why shouldn't she stay.  as one italian to another, i ask you the favor.	I've already rented it; I cannot disappoint the new tenants.  They're paying a higher rent.
i have already rented the apartment to another family.	I told her I would speak to you, that you are a reasonable man who acted out of some misunderstanding. She has gotten rid of the animal that caused all the trouble, so why shouldn't she stay.  As one Italian to another, I ask you the favor.
is that all this conversation means to you?  am i going to put out or not?	Damn straight.  I'm sick of playing games.
so you don't want to fuck.  that's what you're telling me?	Is that all this conversation means to you?  Am I going to put out or not?
sure you're free, for now at least. but how long before you're just alone?  pathetic and alone.	So you don't want to fuck.  That's what you're telling me?
i like my life.  i'm a free man.	Sure you're free, for now at least. But how long before you're just alone?  Pathetic and alone.
what are you then?  what will you be ten years from now?  still cutting lawns?  still banging horny divorcees in your trailer?	I like my life.  I'm a free man.
i'm not a kid.	What are you then?  What will you be ten years from now?  Still cutting lawns?  Still banging horny divorcees in your trailer?
the look on your face!  you're not marriage material.  you're not even boyfriend material.  you're a kid. a big, fun, slightly irresponsible kid.	I'm not a kid.
you mean us?	The look on your face!  You're not marriage material.  You're not even boyfriend material.  You're a kid. A big, fun, slightly irresponsible kid.
you know, i just can't do that anymore.  i still have time to get things right.  get married again --	You mean us?
if you enjoy it, you should do it.	You know, I just can't do that anymore.  I still have time to get things right.  Get married again --
sure.  i loved it.	If you enjoy it, you should do it.
you liked it too.	Sure.  I loved it.
no, i'm actually kind of glad it happened.  it made me wonder what the hell i was doing with my life. letting you pull me into bed whenever the spirit moved you.	You liked it too.
i didn't mean to...	No, I'm actually kind of glad it happened.  It made me wonder what the hell I was doing with my life. Letting you pull me into bed whenever the spirit moved you.
it still hurt.  a lot.	I didn't mean to...
hey, no strings, right?  that's what you always said.  just good pals who have the hots for each other.	It still hurt.  A lot.
you picked up that girl right in front of me.	Hey, no strings, right?  That's what you always said.  Just good pals who have the hots for each other.
he's an artist.  anyway, he's too old to think about sex.	All the old men I know think about nothing but sex.
it never crossed your mind?	He's an artist.  Anyway, he's too old to think about sex.
it's different.  he's a man.  and by the way you have no business calling him a homo.	It never crossed your mind?
do you realize you're more interested in this old goober than you ever were in me?	It's different.  He's a man.  And by the way you have no business calling him a homo.
this old guy -- he's the kind of person i expected to meet when i moved out here.  someone who's done things with his life.	Do you realize you're more interested in this old goober than you ever were in me?
i wasn't going to try anything.	Yeah, and I'm never going to smoke another cigarette.
it means it's too cold to go swimming.  and i don't mean the water.	I wasn't going to try anything.
what's that mean?	It means it's too cold to go swimming.  And I don't mean the water.
not so famous any of us have ever heard of him.	If he were that famous, he probably wouldn't give me the time of day. This way, he's like <u>my</u> famous person.  Yeah, my own personal famous person.  Who treats me like I'm somebody worth talking to.
i've gotten to know someone who's famous.	Not so famous any of us have ever heard of him.
what's to be jealous of?	I've gotten to know someone who's famous.
you know what?  i think you guys are all jealous.	What's to be jealous of?
so what did you think?	Weird.
maybe it's supposed to be funny.	Funny is funny and scary is scary. You don't mix them.
these old movies are such a hoot. they thought they were being scary, but they're just funny.	Maybe it's supposed to be funny.
this looks corny.	Go wash glasses if you don't like it.
not anymore you don't.  doll.	We're watching the movie, Harry. You got that!  We are watching my fucking movie.
fuck you.	Not anymore you don't.  Doll.
all right, then.  he's interested in you for your conversation.  we know what a great talker you are.	Fuck you.
yeah, well keep your filthy thoughts to yourself.	All right, then.  He's interested in you for your conversation.  We know what a great talker you are.
just thinking out loud.	Yeah, well keep your filthy thoughts to yourself.
what makes you say that?	Just thinking out loud.
i say let loverboy watch his movie.  and be grateful boone's not cutting shirley temple's lawn.	Why is everybody giving me crap tonight?
thanks, doll.	I say let loverboy watch his movie.  And be grateful Boone's not cutting Shirley Temple's lawn.
but how're you going to explain this?  how did you get him out of the pool?	You are right.  Yes.  We must put him back.
do you want to be questioned about you and mr. jimmy?  please, clayton.  it will be better if i find the body alone.	But how're you going to explain this?  How did you get him out of the pool?
we have his note.	Do you want to be questioned about you and Mr. Jimmy?  Please, Clayton.  It will be better if I find the body alone.
the police will not know that. they will want to investigate.	We have his note.
but i didn't do this!	The police will not know that. They will want to investigate.
you must leave.  you were not here this morning.	But I didn't do this!
he wanted me to kill him, but i didn't.  he did it himself.	He says here good-bye.  I find it in his room.  He is sorry, he says. He has had a wonderful life.
oh, mr. jimmy.	He wanted me to kill him, but I didn't.  He did it himself.
i didn't do it.  this wasn't me.	Oh, Mr. Jimmy.
what have you done with him?	I put him to bed.  He's not there?
take care of mr. whale like he was your flesh and blood.	It is my job.  I did it when he was happy and it was easy.  It is only fair I do it now when he is ill.  Enough talk.  I must wake up the master.
what do i do?	Take care of Mr. Whale like he was your flesh and blood.
thanks.  why do you do it?	What do I do?
i blame my daughter for keeping me out so late.  i only hope you did not get him excited.  it could give him a new stroke.	Thanks.  Why do you do it?
maybe.  but i still need to talk. do i have time for a cup of coffee before i go?	I blame my daughter for keeping me out so late.  I only hope you did not get him excited.  It could give him a new stroke.
there is nothing you can say that will surprise me.	Maybe.  But I still need to talk. Do I have time for a cup of coffee before I go?
i need to talk to you about mr. whale.	There is nothing you can say that will surprise me.
i have brought you your clothes. all i ask is that you get dressed and go.  we are having a guest for breakfast.	I need to talk to you about Mr. Whale.
it's not what you think.	I have brought you your clothes. All I ask is that you get dressed and go.  We are having a guest for breakfast.
i'm not going to hurt anyone.	Yes.  I trust you.
good.  that is what i hope.  i did not think you a bugger too.  i fear only that you might hurt him if he tries.	I'm not going to hurt anyone.
no!	Good.  That is what I hope.  I did not think you a bugger too.  I fear only that you might hurt him if he tries.
you and he are not doing things?	No!
well...no, not really --	You and he are not doing things?
you did not know?	Well...no, not really --
you're telling me mr. whale is a homo.	You did not know?
that is why he must go to hell.  i do not think it fair.  but god's law is not for us to judge.	You're telling me Mr. Whale is a homo.
yes!  you know?	That is why he must go to hell.  I do not think it fair.  But God's law is not for us to judge.
a homo?	Yes!  You know?
what is the good english?  all i know is bugger.  he is a bugger. men who bugger each other.	A homo?
no.  his is the worse.  the unspeakable.  the deed no man can name without shame?	What is the good English?  All I know is bugger.  He is a bugger. Men who bugger each other.
sins of the flesh?  everybody has those.	No.  His is the worse.  The unspeakable.  The deed no man can name without shame?
this is what the priests tell me. his sins of the flesh will keep him from heaven.	Sins of the flesh?  Everybody has those.
you're sure of that?	This is what the priests tell me. His sins of the flesh will keep him from heaven.
no.  i have children, grandchildren too.  i visit when i can.  but now that mr. jimmy cannot be left very long, i do not get away much.  poor mr. jimmy.  there is much good in him, but he will suffer the fires of hell.  very sad.	You're sure of that?
then you're as single as i am.	No.  I have children, grandchildren too.  I visit when I can.  But now that Mr. Jimmy cannot be left very long, I do not get away much.  Poor Mr. Jimmy.  There is much good in him, but he will suffer the fires of hell.  Very sad.
he is dead now, twenty years.	Then you're as single as I am.
yeah?  what's your husband do?	He is dead now, twenty years.
of course.  i am married still.	Yeah?  What's your husband do?
you ever been married, hanna?	Of course.  I am married still.
a man who is not married has nothing.  he is a man of trouble. you need a woman.	You proposing what I think you're proposing?  Don't you think I'm a little young for you?
oh, i don't know.  because no girl in her right mind will have me?	A man who is not married has nothing.  He is a man of trouble. You need a woman.
why?	Oh, I don't know.  Because no girl in her right mind will have me?
i'm not married.	Why?
your wife?	I'm not married.
you mean family?  all in joplin, missouri.	Your wife?
no.  we live simply, mr. jimmy and i.  people come to play bridge. and now and then, young men to swim.  you have people, boone?	You mean family?  All in Joplin, Missouri.
i bet you've seen a lot of famous people come and go?  movie stars?	No.  We live simply, Mr. Jimmy and I.  People come to play bridge. And now and then, young men to swim.  You have people, Boone?
long enough.  fifteen years.	I bet you've seen a lot of famous people come and go?  Movie stars?
how long you worked for mr. whale?	Long enough.  Fifteen years.
that's okay, hanna.  i'm more comfortable in here.  it is hanna, isn't it?	How long you worked for Mr. Whale?
no.  you are a guest now.  you go in the living room.	That's okay, Hanna.  I'm more comfortable in here.  It is Hanna, isn't it?
tea is fine.	No.  You are a guest now.  You go in the living room.
the master is dressing.  i am to offer you a drink.  there is whiskey and there is iced tea.	Tea is fine.
expect nothing fancy.	The Master is dressing.  I am to offer you a drink.  There is whiskey and there is iced tea.
got a lawn this afternoon, but i'm free until then.	Expect nothing fancy.
the master wants to know if you are free for lunch.  i tell him you will be having other plans, but he insists i ask.	Got a lawn this afternoon, but I'm free until then.
something i can do for you?	The Master wants to know if you are free for lunch.  I tell him you will be having other plans, but he insists I ask.
no.  no.  i am sorry.  forget everything i say.  here.  i will take the tray.	You do that.
gimme a break.  i'm going to sit on my ass while he draws pictures.  is that going to hurt him?	No.  No.  I am sorry.  Forget everything I say.  Here.  I will take the tray.
you will not hurt him?	Gimme a break.  I'm going to sit on my ass while he draws pictures.  Is that going to hurt him?
yeah, i'm a good man.  something make you think i'm not?	You will not hurt him?
what kind of man are you?  are you a good man?	Yeah, I'm a good man.  Something make you think I'm not?
what're you talking about?	What kind of man are you?  Are you a good man?
i'm keeping away.  what you are doing is no business of mine.	What're you talking about?
it's your job, lady, not mine.  i'm here so he can draw my picture.	I'm keeping away.  What you are doing is no business of mine.
don't worry, you already paid me. i'm here because --	The Master is waiting for you.
you'll feel better tomorrow.	Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow...
when you die...be sure your brain is the last organ to fizzle --	You'll feel better tomorrow.
all right.	When you die...be sure your brain is the last organ to fizzle --
i can undress myself, thank you.	All right.
need some help?	Pray you, undo this button.
nothing i didn't deserve.	Need some help?
did i hurt you?	Nothing I didn't deserve.
oh clayton.	Did I hurt you?
you okay?	Oh Clayton.
look, if you want to die do it yourself!	No, I don't want to die alone.  But to be killed by you -- that would make death bearable.  They say you never see the one with your name on it.  But I want to see death coming at me.  I want it to be sharp and hard, with a human face.  Your face.  Think, Clayton.  You'd be my second Monster.  Almost as famous as the first.  It would be the great adventure you've yearned for. A war story for both of us to share.
break my neck.  or strangle me.  it would be oh so easy to wrap your hands around my neck and choke the life out of me.  please, clayton. we've come this far.	You're crazy.
i haven't done a damn thing with you!	Oh, but you have.  You undressed for me.  I kissed you.  I even touched your prick.  How will you be able to live with yourself?
wait until i tell my friends i had you naked in my arms.  won't they be surprised?	I haven't done a damn thing with you!
i'm not that way.  get it through your fucking head.  i don't want to mess with you.	Oh, but you feel good, Clayton.
just take off the fucking mask!	Relax, Clayton.  I can't hear you. I can't hear a word.
what was that?	It's too tight.
all right.  let's take it off now.	What was that?
it's from the first world war, isn't it?	There are straps in back.
please, clayton.  just for a minute.  long enough for me to see the effect.	It's from the first World War, isn't it?
i don't know.	Please, Clayton.  Just for a minute.  Long enough for me to see the effect.
for the artistic effect.  the combination of your human body and that inhuman mask.  it's quite striking.	I don't know.
why?	For the artistic effect.  The combination of your human body and that inhuman mask.  It's quite striking.
what did you expect?  bronze?	Don't move.
you are much too human.	What did you expect?  Bronze?
what won't do?	You are much too human.
no.  it won't do.	What won't do?
what'd you say?	No.  It won't do.
so it is going to happen after all.	What'd you say?
you survived it.  it can't hurt you now.  it's no good to dig it up.	Oh no, my friend.  It's digging itself up.  There is nothing in the here and now to take my mind off it.  All my diversions have abandoned me.  Parties.  Reading. Painting.  Work.  Love.  All gone to me now.
oh death where is thy sting-a-ling? grave where thy victory?	You survived it.  It can't hurt you now.  It's no good to dig it up.
barnett.  barnett on the wire.	Your friend?
you're planning a trip?	Barnett.  Barnett on the wire.
oh, but it does.  especially in light of the journey i'm about to make.	You're planning a trip?
but that was so long ago.  it can't still bother you.	Oh, but it does.  Especially in light of the journey I'm about to make.
i don't recall.  memories of the war, perhaps.	But that was so long ago.  It can't still bother you.
i said it must be weird seeing your monsters again, and you said, "the only monsters are here."  i was wondering which here you meant.	I don't recall.  Memories of the war, perhaps.
james whale.  this afternoon at the party.	I said it must be weird seeing your monsters again, and you said, "The only monsters are here."  I was wondering which here you meant.
i don't remember that one.	James Whale.  This afternoon at the party.
that's from your movie, right? "the only monsters are here."	I don't remember that one.
"a perfect night for mystery and horror.  the air itself is filled with monsters."	That's from your movie, right? "The only monsters are here."
storm's getting worse.	"A perfect night for mystery and horror.  The air itself is filled with monsters."
not at all.	Storm's getting worse.
do you mind?	Not at all.
that's where you're wrong, clayton. you've just told one.  a very good story indeed.	Do you mind?
them's the breaks, right?  no war stories for this pup.	That's where you're wrong, Clayton. You've just told one.  A very good story indeed.
i'm very sorry.	Them's the breaks, right?  No war stories for this pup.
you know what he did when i called him?  he laughed.  he laughed so hard he practically burst a blood vessel.  said it was a good lesson for me.  not to try to fill his shoes.	I'm very sorry.
what happened?	I didn't have the guts for it.
i figured he'd think, you know -- it was the next best thing.  hey, i loved it too.  a chance to be a part of something important. something bigger than yourself.	What happened?
is that why you joined the marines? for your father's sake?	I figured he'd think, you know -- it was the next best thing.  Hey, I loved it too.  A chance to be a part of something important. Something bigger than yourself.
the morning after pearl harbor, he drove down to st. louis to reenlist.  he was so damn excited. world war ii was going to be his second chance.  they told him he was too old...fat ...nearsighted.  said he'd be more use to his country if he stayed home and looked after his family.	Is that why you joined the Marines? For your father's sake?
that's not the way he saw it.  to him, it was like his life never got started.  nothing else really mattered.  definitely not his family.	The morning after Pearl Harbor, he drove down to St. Louis to reenlist.  He was so damn excited. World War II was going to be his second chance.  They told him he was too old...fat ...nearsighted.  Said he'd be more use to his country if he stayed home and looked after his family.
a very lucky thing indeed.	That's not the way he saw it.  To him, it was like his life never got started.  Nothing else really mattered.  Definitely not his family.
by the time he was ready to ship out, the fighting was over.  he missed out.	A very lucky thing indeed.
the great war?	By the time he was ready to ship out, the fighting was over.  He missed out.
my old man was a marine.  he enlisted the day he turned seventeen.	The Great War?
i see.	My old man was a Marine.  He enlisted the day he turned seventeen.
-- that i was a marine.  which is true.  you filled in the rest.	I see.
but you said --	-- that I was a Marine.  Which is true.  You filled in the rest.
i never made it to korea.	But you said --
never gave it much thought.	Come now.  I'm sure you came across such situations in Korea.  A wounded comrade, or perhaps one of the enemy?  Someone for whom death would be a blessing.
tell me something, clayton.  do you believe in mercy killing?	Never gave it much thought.
why not?  give us something to do while we wait.	Tell me something, Clayton.  Do you believe in mercy killing?
i'd like to try again.  if you're game.	Why not?  Give us something to do while we wait.
i thought you'd given up on my picture.	I'd like to try again.  If you're game.
after dinner, if hanna isn't back? can we try a few more sketches?	I thought you'd given up on my picture.
is that --?	The only memento I ever kept.  My original sketch for the Monster.
very sporting of you, clayton.	Is that --?
do i have any other choice?	Very sporting of you, Clayton.
sorry.  my pajamas are tailored. would it be too distressing to continue with the towel?  no more immodest than a kilt, you know.	Do I have any other choice?
you don't have any baggy shorts? pajama bottoms?	Sorry.  My pajamas are tailored. Would it be too distressing to continue with the towel?  No more immodest than a kilt, you know.
that only leaves the rest.	You don't have any baggy shorts? Pajama bottoms?
you're much wider than i am.  you won't want to attempt to get into my pants.	No.  Definitely not.
i'm afraid not.  terribly sorry.  i believe i promised you some clothes.	You're much wider than I am.  You won't want to attempt to get into my pants.
ten minutes ago.  didn't you hear me calling?	I'm afraid not.  Terribly sorry.  I believe I promised you some clothes.
oh, of course.  clayton.  you finished your shower already?	Ten minutes ago.  Didn't you hear me calling?
certainly you have better things to do than babysit an old man?	Good.  Let's get dry.
just a night out.  sounds like she can't say no to her daughter.	Certainly you have better things to do than babysit an old man?
it's not like her.	Just a night out.  Sounds like she can't say no to her daughter.
i better get you home before you catch your death from pneumonia.	Catch my death.
we're not sugar.  we won't melt.	I better get you home before you catch your death from pneumonia.
you don't want to wait it out? rain should let up soon.	We're not sugar.  We won't melt.
let's get out of this funk hole	You don't want to wait it out? Rain should let up soon.
run for what?	Can't you see?  It's raining!
oh fuck.  and we left the top down. you want to run for it?	Run for what?
monsters?  the only monsters...  ...are here.	Oh fuck.  And we left the top down. You want to run for it?
must have been funny for you. seeing your monsters again.	Monsters?  The only monsters...  ...are here.
neither of us really belongs here.	Must have been funny for you. Seeing your monsters again.
actually, no.  i feel a little out of place.	Neither of us really belongs here.
are you enjoying yourself?	Actually, no.  I feel a little out of place.
is that really her?	David produced her last picture.
girl?  oh.  elizabeth taylor.	Is that really her?
no.  the girl.	Girl?  Oh.  Elizabeth Taylor.
david.  the friend i thought was in new york.	No.  The girl.
who's that?	David.  The friend I thought was in New York.
nothing of importance.  just two old men slapping each other with lilies.  shall we have a drink?	Who's that?
what was that about?	Nothing of importance.  Just two old men slapping each other with lilies.  Shall we have a drink?
i don't hear anything.	Exactly.  Cukor was too cheap to hire music.  There's nothing but chin-wag.  The cold dreary custard of English chin-wag.
what did i tell you?  listen.	I don't hear anything.
if that's okay?	Nothing would please me more.
i suppose you'd like the top down.	If that's okay?
good afternoon, clayton.	Do I look okay?
very good, clayton.  may i call you clayton?  or do you prefer boone?	Clayton is fine.
i'm game.  sure.	Very good, Clayton.  May I call you Clayton?  Or do you prefer Boone?
if you don't mind driving, i'd like to take you as my guest.  there should be lots of pretty starlets to keep you amused.	I'm game.  Sure.
it was foolishness to attempt this portrait.  you cannot force what will not flow.	You don't want me to sit for you anymore?
no harm done.	It was foolishness to attempt this portrait.  You cannot force what will not flow.
my apologies.  i had no business snapping at you.	No harm done.
i don't get it.  first you creep me out with homo shit.  then you hit me with war stories.  and now you're upset because i listen? what do you want?	I want -- I want...
just go.  please.  why don't you go?	I don't get it.  First you creep me out with homo shit.  Then you hit me with war stories.  And now you're upset because I listen? What do you want?
you asked me to model.  remember?	Of course I remember.  Do you think I'm so senile --
you're very clever, mr. boone.  you just sit there and let me talk. what a sorry old man, you're thinking.  what a crazy old poof.  why are you here?  what do you want from me?	You asked me to model.  Remember?
you're the one who started it.	You're very clever, Mr. Boone.  You just sit there and let me talk. What a sorry old man, you're thinking.  What a crazy old poof.  Why are you here?  What do you want from me?
why do i tell you this?  i never told david.  i never even remembered it until you got me going.	You're the one who started it.
i didn't --	Why do I tell you this?  I never told David.  I never even remembered it until you got me going.
you will not set me on another walk down memory lane.  not this lane. not today.	I didn't --
barnett.  was that his name? leonard barnett.  he came to the front straight from harrow.  and he looked up to me.  unlike the others, he didn't care that i was a workingman impersonating his betters.  how strange, to be admired so blindly.  i suppose he loved me.  but chastely, like a schoolboy.	Something happened to him?
this was world war i?	No, my dear.  The Crimean War. What do you think?  The Great War. You had a Good War, while we had --
i was an officer.	This was World War I?
you were a soldier?	I was an officer.
not at all.  i was in the foxholes myself.	You were a soldier?
you're talking through your hat now.	Not at all.  I was in the foxholes myself.
oh, there may not be atheists in the foxholes, but there are occasionally lovers.	You're talking through your hat now.
you must think the whole world is queer.  well it's not.  war sure isn't.	Oh, there may not be atheists in the foxholes, but there are occasionally lovers.
no teammates in football?  no comrades in korea?	You must think the whole world is queer.  Well it's not.  War sure isn't.
there's no people like you in my crowd.	No teammates in football?  No comrades in Korea?
same difference, mr. boone. disgust, fear of the unknown -- all part of the great gulf that stands between us.  am i right in assuming that you've had little experience with men of my persuasion?	There's no people like you in my crowd.
not fear.  more like disgust.	Same difference, Mr. Boone. Disgust, fear of the unknown -- all part of the great gulf that stands between us.  Am I right in assuming that you've had little experience with men of my persuasion?
and the fear you showed at our last session?  how did you overcome that?	Not fear.  More like disgust.
i told you.  i don't like to talk about that.	And the fear you showed at our last session?  How did you overcome that?
what about your stint in korea? i'm sure it was full of dramatic episodes.	I told you.  I don't like to talk about that.
not me.	What about your stint in Korea? I'm sure it was full of dramatic episodes.
everybody has stories to tell.	Not me.
i don't know.  i guess i like your stories.	Everybody has stories to tell.
i'm curious, mr. boone.  what convinced you to come back?	I don't know.  I guess I like your stories.
mr. boone.  you're not due to cut the lawn until wednesday.	I'd like to sit for you again.  But only if you ease up on the locker room talk.  Okay?
you first.	Oh no.  I never swim.
the extras are in their places. now we need the star.  wouldn't you like to get in the pool?	You first.
i assure you, mr. boone, i meant no --	From now on, Mr. Whale, I cut your grass and that's it.  Understand?
isn't it enough you told me you're a fairy?  do you have to rub my nose in it?	I assure you, Mr. Boone, I meant no --
of course, they weren't nearly as bashful.  no, this room was once filled with bare buttocks.  and pricks.  hard, arrogant pricks --	Cut it out!
how long were you...?	Twenty years.  Too long.  We were like a play whose run outlasted the cast's ability to keep it fresh. So I finally decided to close down the show.
but i chose freedom.  david was still in the thick of it, his life full of anxiety and studio intrigue.  i didn't fancy spending my golden years as merely "the friend."  the dirty little secret of a nervous producer.	How long were you...?
better work.	But I chose freedom.  David was still in the thick of it, his life full of anxiety and studio intrigue.  I didn't fancy spending my golden years as merely "the friend."  The dirty little secret of a nervous producer.
you've done a helluva lot more than most people.	Better work.
i think we all want to feel we've left our mark on the world.  yes. i wish i had done more work.	You've done a helluva lot more than most people.
do you miss it?	It's so far in the past now.  Over fifteen years --
after that, i went out of fashion. i was no longer able to command the best projects, so i walked away.  why should i spend my time working in such a dreadful business?	Do you miss it?
the fucking studio butchered it. it was 1937, hitler's armies were already massing -- and still the new york bankers stood in line to curry his favor.  anything to avoid losing the german market.  they cut away the guts and brought in another director to add slapstick. the picture laid an egg, a great expensive bomb.  for which i was blamed.	After that, I went out of fashion. I was no longer able to command the best projects, so I walked away.  Why should I spend my time working in such a dreadful business?
what happened?	The fucking studio butchered it. It was 1937, Hitler's armies were already massing -- and still the New York bankers stood in line to curry his favor.  Anything to avoid losing the German market.  They cut away the guts and brought in another director to add slapstick. The picture laid an egg, a great expensive bomb.  For which I was blamed.
you might not think it to look at me now, but there was a time when i was at the very pinnacle of my profession.  the horror movies were behind me.  i'd done "show boat." major success.  great box office. now i was to do something important.  "the road back."  an indictment of the great war and what it did to germany.  it was to be my masterpiece.	What happened?
in a way, yes.  i suppose so.  i know it's why i stopped making pictures.	You might not think it to look at me now, but there was a time when I was at the very pinnacle of my profession.  The horror movies were behind me.  I'd done "Show Boat." Major success.  Great box office. Now I was to do something important.  "The Road Back."  An indictment of the Great War and what it did to Germany.  It was to be my masterpiece.
is that why you and your friend split up?  because you wanted to be free?	In a way, yes.  I suppose so.  I know it's why I stopped making pictures.
i like that.  but take care, mr. boone.  freedom is a drug, much like any other.  too much can be a very bad thing.	Is that why you and your friend split up?  Because you wanted to be free?
thoreau with a lawnmower.	I like that.  But take care, Mr. Boone.  Freedom is a drug, much like any other.  Too much can be a very bad thing.
ah.  a philosopher.	Thoreau with a lawnmower.
the world is just one kiss-ass game after another.  a man has to make up his own life, alone.	Ah.  A philosopher.
very well put.	The world is just one kiss-ass game after another.  A man has to make up his own life, alone.
you know how it is.  you have to kiss ass just to get a piece of it.	Very well put.
why not?	You know how it is.  You have to kiss ass just to get a piece of it.
not at the moment.	Why not?
tell me more about yourself, mr. boone.  you have a steady companion?	Not at the moment.
of course.  i don't want to scare you off.  not before i'm finished with you.	Tell me more about yourself, Mr. Boone.  You have a steady companion?
i don't mean to be a prick, but that's how i feel.	Of course.  I don't want to scare you off.  Not before I'm finished with you.
i'm fine.  i'd just rather keep it on.	Suppose we unbutton the top and pull it down around your shoulders? Two buttons.  Is that so much to ask?  Just two little buttons.
oh dear.  i <u>have</u> made you nervous.	I'm fine.  I'd just rather keep it on.
but we have to match the other sketch.	I just feel more comfortable keeping it on.  You just said you didn't want me self-conscious.
sorry.  not today.	But we have to match the other sketch.
it will only make you self-conscious.  you'll have to remove your shirt.	Sorry.  Not today.
can i see what you did so far?	It will only make you self-conscious.  You'll have to remove your shirt.
i hope this has nothing to do with your refusing to sit for me today?	No.  I --
what you do is no business of mine. live and let live, i say.	I hope this has nothing to do with your refusing to sit for me today?
so we understand each other?	What you do is no business of mine. Live and let live, I say.
don't be ridiculous.  i know a real man like you would break my neck if i so much as laid a hand on him. besides, you're not my type.	So we understand each other?
you know.  look at me like -- like i look at women.	Don't be ridiculous.  I know a real man like you would break my neck if I so much as laid a hand on him. Besides, you're not my type.
what way might that be?	You know.  Look at me like -- like I look at women.
you don't think of me that way, do you?	What way might that be?
i never thought you were.	You don't think of me that way, do you?
i'm not, you know.	I never thought you were.
oh dear.  if one must have a clinical name.	I'm not, you know.
no, i -- you're a homosexual.	Oh dear.  If one must have a clinical name.
does that surprise you?	No, I -- you're a homosexual.
or a husband.  depending on which of us you asked.  my friend david. he lived here for many years.	Does that surprise you?
so you had a wife?	Or a husband.  Depending on which of us you asked.  My friend David. He lived here for many years.
no.  at least not in the legal sense.	So you had a wife?
you ever been married, mr. whale?	No.  At least not in the legal sense.
just a trim.  and mine while you're at it.  fingers are a bit stiff today.	You ever been married, Mr. Whale?
sorry.  i don't feel like sitting still today.	All righty.  I understand.
i'll pay our going rate.  plus what you'd get if you did the hedges.	Sorry.  I don't feel like sitting still today.
can't today.	I'll pay our going rate.  Plus what you'd get if you did the hedges.
what is we say phooey to the hedges?  could you spare an hour after lunch?  to sit for me?	Can't today.
full up.  i got the hedges to do here, then another lawn out by la cienega.	What is we say phooey to the hedges?  Could you spare an hour after lunch?  To sit for me?
yes, i believe you could.  how free is your schedule this afternoon?	Full up.  I got the hedges to do here, then another lawn out by La Cienega.
no.  i could have, though.	Yes, I believe you could.  How free is your schedule this afternoon?
quite true.  hand-to-hand combat is the true test.  did you ever slay anyone hand-to-hand?	No.  I could have, though.
proud?  any jerk with a gun can kill someone.	Quite true.  Hand-to-hand combat is the true test.  Did you ever slay anyone hand-to-hand?
it's nothing to be ashamed of, in the service of one's country. that's something to be proud of.	Proud?  Any jerk with a gun can kill someone.
i don't like to talk about that.	It's nothing to be ashamed of, in the service of one's country. That's something to be proud of.
did you kill anyone?	I don't like to talk about that.
why?  was it supposed to be funny?	Of course.  I had to make it interesting for myself, you see.  A comedy about death.  The trick is not to ruin it for anyone who isn't in on the joke.  But the Monster never receives any of my gibes.  He is noble.  Noble and misunderstood.
pity.  people are so earnest nowadays.	Why?  Was it supposed to be funny?
no.	Pity.  People are so earnest nowadays.
did anyone laugh?	No.
i liked it.  we all did.	Did anyone laugh?
did you now?	I liked it.  We all did.
saw your movie the other night. watched it with some friends.	Did you now?
this david's a friend?	Yes.  An old, useless friend.  You must excuse me, Mr. Boone.  This is a world I finished with long ago. I pay them no mind and expect them to return the compliment.  Lunch should be ready.  Shall we?
is this david's doing?	This David's a friend?
do you mind?	Go ahead.
all right, i guess.	I assume you worked up an appetite with your labor.
how are you, mr. boone?  so glad you are free for lunch.	All right, I guess.
you have to excuse me, mr. boone. since my stroke, i am often overcome with nostalgia.	I don't mind.  I'm not crazy about my old man either.
i guess you'd say we lived on the wrong side of the tracks.	In Dudley there were more sides of the tracks than any American can imagine.  Every Englishman knows his place.  And if you forget, there's always someone to remind you.  My family had no doubts about who they were.  But I was an aberration in that household a freak of nature.  I had imagination, cleverness, joy.  Where did I get that?  Certainly not from them.
no, you were middle class, like all americans.	I guess you'd say we lived on the wrong side of the tracks.
we weren't rich.  but we weren't poor either.	No, you were middle class, like all Americans.
there's something about the openness of your face that makes me want to speak the truth.  yes, my family ate dripping.  beef dripping and four to a bed, and a privy out back in the alley.  are you also from the slums, mr. boone?	We weren't rich.  But we weren't poor either.
i've spent most of my life outrunning my past.  now it's flooding all over me.	There's something about the openness of your face that makes me want to speak the truth.  Yes, my family ate dripping.  Beef dripping and four to a bed, and a privy out back in the alley.  Are you also from the slums, Mr. Boone?
what?	I've spent most of my life outrunning my past.  Now it's flooding all over me.
i'm sorry.  i've just realized how terribly ironic it all is.	What?
of course not.  as i said, only poor people --	I'm sorry.  I've just realized how terribly ironic it all is.
your family ate dripping?	Of course not.  As I said, only poor people --
it is.  only the poorest families ever ate it.  we kept ours in a crockery jar.	Your family ate dripping?
sounds like something you feed the dog.	It is.  Only the poorest families ever ate it.  We kept ours in a crockery jar.
dripping?  do you ever eat dripping in this country?  the fat from roasts and such, congealed in jars.  used like butter on bread.	Sounds like something you feed the dog.
it's a bit like being at the doctor, isn't it?  you have to remain perfectly still while i examine and scrutinize you.	Dripping?  Do you ever eat dripping in this country?  The fat from roasts and such, congealed in jars.  Used like butter on bread.
no.  i'm fine.	It's a bit like being at the doctor, isn't it?  You have to remain perfectly still while I examine and scrutinize you.
would you be more comfortable barefoot?  feel free to remove your boots and socks.	No.  I'm fine.
take a picture, it lasts longer.	That's exactly what I intend to do.
we could wrap this like a toga around your shoulders.  would that help you overcome your schoolgirl shyness?	All right already.  I'll take it off.  Kind of warm in here anyway.
oh if it's going to make you uncomfortable...  perhaps we can find something else for you to wear.	We could wrap this like a toga around your shoulders.  Would that help you overcome your schoolgirl shyness?
but it's just my face you want to draw.	Oh if it's going to make you uncomfortable...  Perhaps we can find something else for you to wear.
pish posh, mr. boone.  i'm not your aunt tilly.	But it's just my face you want to draw.
i'm not wearing an undershirt.	Pish posh, Mr. Boone.  I'm not your Aunt Tilly.
i'm sorry.  it's too white, too distracting.  would it be asking too much for you to take it off?	I'm not wearing an undershirt.
it's new.	I'm sorry.  It's too white, too distracting.  Would it be asking too much for you to take it off?
that shirt, mr. boone.	It's new.
"bride of frankenstein."	Hmmm.  I much prefer "Show Boat" or "The Invisible Man."  Shall we begin?
you don't say?  which picture?	"Bride of Frankenstein."
did you see this?  they're showing one of your movies tomorrow night.	You don't say?  Which picture?
all right then.  sure.  i could use the extra dough.	Excellent.  We'll have a most interesting time.
i have no interest in your body, mr. boone.  i can assure you of that.	All right then.  Sure.  I could use the extra dough.
you don't want to draw pictures of me in my birthday suit, right?	I have no interest in your body, Mr. Boone.  I can assure you of that.
what are you suggesting?  you'll charge extra if i include a hand or a bit of shoulder.	You don't want to draw pictures of me in my birthday suit, right?
and it's just my head you want? nothing else?	What are you suggesting?  You'll charge extra if I include a hand or a bit of shoulder.
even an amateur artist needs a subject to inspire him.	And it's just my head you want? Nothing else?
but why?	Even an amateur artist needs a subject to inspire him.
indeed.  i'd pay for the privilege of drawing your head.	But why?
you mean -- you really want to draw me?	Indeed.  I'd pay for the privilege of drawing your head.
i apologize for going on like this. it's the sunday painter in me.  of course i can understand your refusal.  it's a great deal to ask of someone.	You mean -- you really want to draw me?
yes.  you were a marine.	I apologize for going on like this. It's the Sunday painter in me.  Of course I can understand your refusal.  It's a great deal to ask of someone.
just a year.  i dropped out to join the marines.	Yes.  You were a Marine.
you went to university?	Just a year.  I dropped out to join the Marines.
football in college.	You went to university?
but expressively broken.  how did it happen?	Football in college.
broke is more like it.	But expressively broken.  How did it happen?
you have the most architectural skull.  and your nose.  very expressive.	Broke is more like it.
what's to sketch?	You have the most architectural skull.  And your nose.  Very expressive.
sat for an artist.  been sketched.	What's to sketch?
you mean, like posed for pictures?	Sat for an artist.  Been sketched.
to an artistic eye, you understand. have you ever modeled?	You mean, like posed for pictures?
huh?	To an artistic eye, you understand. Have you ever modeled?
you must excuse me for staring, mr. boone.  but you have a marvelous head.	Huh?
nothing serious.  a touch of stroke.	You must excuse me for staring, Mr. Boone.  But you have a marvelous head.
what was wrong?	Nothing serious.  A touch of stroke.
i returned recently from a stay in hospital.	What was wrong?
what did she mean by going flooey?	I returned recently from a stay in hospital.
when they stay in your employ too long, servants begin to think they're married to you.  please, mr. boone.  help yourself.	What did she mean by going flooey?
still.  you must be rich.  making a couple of famous movies like those.	Merely comfortable.  Here's Hanna with our refreshments.  Can you get the door?
i made only the first two.  the others were done by hacks.	Still.  You must be rich.  Making a couple of famous movies like those.
"frankenstein" and "bride of" and "son of" and all the rest?	I made only the first two.  The others were done by hacks.
really?	"Frankenstein" and "Bride of" and "Son of" and all the rest?
this and that.  the only ones you maybe have heard of are the "frankenstein" pictures.	Really?
yeah?  what were some of your movies?	This and that.  The only ones you maybe have heard of are the "Frankenstein" pictures.
in my youth, yes, but never in hollywood.  no, i was merely a director here.	Yeah?  What were some of your movies?
sure, everybody does.  when i was a kid i'd go with my sister twice a week.  why?  were you an actor or something?	In my youth, yes, but never in Hollywood.  No, I was merely a director here.
but before i retired, you might say i had a brief time in the sun. fame, as it were.  tell me, do you like motion pictures?	Sure, everybody does.  When I was a kid I'd go with my sister twice a week.  Why?  Were you an actor or something?
they're just copies then.  gotcha.	But before I retired, you might say I had a brief time in the sun. Fame, as it were.  Tell me, do you like motion pictures?
they were familiar when i painted them.  that one's copied from a dutch still life done almost three hundred years ago.  and that's a rembrandt.	They're just copies then.  Gotcha.
i'm just a hick who cuts lawns. but some of these look familiar.	They were familiar when I painted them.  That one's copied from a Dutch still life done almost three hundred years ago.  And that's a Rembrandt.
you know what they say.  if you have to ask --	I'm just a hick who cuts lawns. But some of these look familiar.
excuse me, but -- are you famous?	You know what they say.  If you have to ask --
what?  oh yes.	Excuse me, but -- are you famous?
these are your paintings?	What?  Oh yes.
no.  iced tea's fine.	Splendid.
or would you prefer a beer?	No.  Iced tea's fine.
the honest sweat of one's brow.  i assure you i won't be offended. let me tell hanna to bring tea for two.	Or would you prefer a beer?
i stink to high heaven right now.	The honest sweat of one's brow.  I assure you I won't be offended. Let me tell Hanna to bring tea for two.
i was just about to ask hanna to bring down iced tea.  i'd like it very much if you'd join me.	I stink to high heaven right now.
just got away from me.  sorry to disturb you.	I was just about to ask Hanna to bring down iced tea.  I'd like it very much if you'd join me.
everything alright, mr. boone?	Just got away from me.  Sorry to disturb you.
getting to be a warm day.  a scorcher, as you yanks call it.	Yeah.  I better get on with my work.
the marines.  good for you.  you must have served in korea.	Getting to be a warm day.  A scorcher, as you Yanks call it.
just that i was in the marines.	The Marines.  Good for you.  You must have served in Korea.
i couldn't help but notice your tattoo.  that phrase?  death before dishonor.  what does it mean?	Just that I was in the Marines.
boone.  clayton boone.	I couldn't help but notice your tattoo.  That phrase?  Death Before Dishonor.  What does it mean?
and your name is --?	Boone.  Clayton Boone.
nice place.	And your name is --?
my name is whale.  this is my house.	Nice place.
mornin'.	My name is Whale.  This is my house.
good morning.	Mornin'.
hey, boone.	Have a drink?
you coming, boone?	I think I'll hang around.
this kisser wasn't so bad you couldn't lay under it a few times.	Ooooh.
i liked it.  you learn stuff listening to old-timers.	You ever hear of this Whale fellow?
i'm up.  thanks.	Hasta la vista, Boone.  And give the jail bait a squeeze for me.
you told me to get you up, asshole.	I'm up.  Thanks.
fuck off!	You told me to get you up, asshole.
boone!  you awake?  eight o'clock.	Fuck off!
where's betty?	She took the night off.  Heavy date.  Some guy she's had her eye on for a while.
go home, clay.  we're closing up.	I thought I'd give you a hand since I kept you open.
sick stuff.  necrophilia.  i wonder if they knew how sick they were.	The Monster's lonely and he wants a friend, a girlfriend, somebody. What sick about that?
you're like a dog with a bone over this movie, clay.	I just want to watch it, okay?
calm down, clay.  just calm down. we'll watch it.	Good.  Fine.
if you don't believe me, let's watch this movie.  see if his name's on it.  how about it, harry? can i watch my damn movie?	I told you.  I don't turn on the TV except for the fights.
can't say that i have.  can't say i've heard of a lot of people though.	If you don't believe me, let's watch this movie.  See if his name's on it.  How about it, Harry? Can I watch my damn movie?
yes.  perfectly.	All right, then.  I'll come by tomorrow for breakfast.
jimmy, there are people here i need to speak to.  you'll be fine on your own?	Yes.  Perfectly.
then who did?	Jimmy, there are people here I need to speak to.  You'll be fine on your own?
i didn't ask george to invite you.	Then who did?
no.  i never could.  you must regret having had the invitation sent.	I didn't ask George to invite you.
well the rest of us aren't.  can't you remember that?	No.  I never could.  You must regret having had the invitation sent.
but i have no reputation.  i'm as free as the air.	Well the rest of us aren't.  Can't you remember that?
you know what i mean.  your reputation.	But I have no reputation.  I'm as free as the air.
oh dear.  i'll never work in this town again?	You know what I mean.  Your reputation.
you only embarrass yourself.	Oh dear.  I'll never work in this town again?
i did.  but princess margaret was a doll.  we're all equals in her eyes.  as commoners, i presume.	You only embarrass yourself.
you didn't, jimmy.	I did.  But Princess Margaret was a doll.  We're all equals in her eyes.  As commoners, I presume.
you should have seen georgie's face when he met clayton.	You didn't, Jimmy.
should you be drinking in your condition?	Oh, David, stop being a nanny.
just what i was about to ask you. i thought you were in new york.	I was, until last night.  Publicity asked me to fly Miss Taylor in for today's reception.
what are you doing here?	Just what I was about to ask you. I thought you were in New York.
thank you.	Goodbye, Hanna.
by the way, i like the renoir.	Thank you.
oh, david.  there's no pleasure in making you feel guilty.  you better go, my boy.  you'll be late for that aeroplane.	By the way, I like the Renoir.
you remember how a production eats up one's life.	Oh, David.  There's no pleasure in making you feel guilty.  You better go, my boy.  You'll be late for that aeroplane.
"the fault, dear david, is not in ourselves but in our stars."	You remember how a production eats up one's life.
i'm sorry, jimmy.  but with this movie and two difficult stars --	"The fault, dear David, is not in ourselves but in our stars."
i wanted to be alert for your visit today.  especially since i saw so little of you in the hospital.	I'm sorry, Jimmy.  But with this movie and two difficult stars --
then take the pills.	I wanted to be alert for your visit today.  Especially since I saw so little of you in the hospital.
it's the ridiculous pills they prescribe.  if i take them, i spend the next day stupid as a stone. if i don't, my mind seems to go off in a hundred directions at once --	Then take the pills.
she tells me you haven't been sleeping well.	It's the ridiculous pills they prescribe.  If I take them, I spend the next day stupid as a stone. If I don't, my mind seems to go off in a hundred directions at once --
take the luminal to sleep, or whenever you feel an attack coming on.	You seem to be saying that this isn't just a case of resting until I'm better.  That my condition will continue to deteriorate until the end of my life.
so what do i do?	Take the Luminal to sleep, or whenever you feel an attack coming on.
in a manner of speaking.  i've never encountered the olfactory hallucinations, but i'm sure they're related.	So what do I do?
but the rest of it?  the killing headaches.  the phantom smells.  my inability to close my eyes without thinking a hundred things at once. it's all nothing more than bad electricity?	In a manner of speaking.  I've never encountered the olfactory hallucinations, but I'm sure they're related.
that's as good a way as any to describe it.  i've seen far worse cases.  you might even learn to enjoy these walks down memory lane.	But the rest of it?  The killing headaches.  The phantom smells.  My inability to close my eyes without thinking a hundred things at once. It's all nothing more than bad electricity?
you're saying there's an electrical storm in my head?	That's as good a way as any to describe it.  I've seen far worse cases.  You might even learn to enjoy these walks down memory lane.
the central nervous system selects items from a constant storm of sensations.  whatever was killed in your stroke appears to have short-circuited this mechanism. parts of your brain now seem to be firing at random.	You're saying there's an electrical storm in my head?
that's what i'm trying to explain.	The central nervous system selects items from a constant storm of sensations.  Whatever was killed in your stroke appears to have short-circuited this mechanism. Parts of your brain now seem to be firing at random.
yes, yes, dr. payne.  but from the neck up?  what's my story there?	That's what I'm trying to explain.
you're a lucky man, mr. whale. whatever damage was done by your stroke, it left your motor abilities relatively unimpaired.	Yes, yes, Dr. Payne.  But from the neck up?  What's my story there?
more your line.	My line nowadays runs to Rin Tin Tin.  Dogs are so much more dependable than men.
i would've thought mr. leslie howard would be more your line.	More your line.
in the sequel, james, two lady scientists should make a monster. and our monster would be gary cooper.	I would've thought Mr. Leslie Howard would be more your line.
oh no, my dear.  you look absolutely amazing.  there's no way i can compete with you.  the scene is yours.	In the sequel, James, two lady scientists should make a monster. And our monster would be Gary Cooper.
only a mad scientist could do this to a woman.	Oh no, my dear.  You look absolutely amazing.  There's no way I can compete with you.  The scene is yours.
my god.  is the audience to presume that colin and i have done her hair?  i thought we were mad scientists, not hairdressers.	Only a mad scientist could do this to a woman.
we'll be in touch, jimmy.	Good-bye.  So nice to see you...
is that boris?  our little chum appears to be arranging a reunion.	Oh dear.
what's our pesky friend up to now?	Is that Boris?  Our little chum appears to be arranging a reunion.
of course.	What's our pesky friend up to now?
i'm fine, jimmy.  i can only stay a few minutes.	Of course.
perfectly all right.  but if you'd like to sit --	I'm fine, Jimmy.  I can only stay a few minutes.
please.  you shouldn't stand on my account.	Perfectly all right.  But if you'd like to sit --
but you appear quite fresh, my dear.	Please.  You shouldn't stand on my account.
we're all getting a bit long in the tooth.	But you appear quite fresh, my dear.
oh, nothing out of the ordinary. growing old.	We're all getting a bit long in the tooth.
i saw una o'conner a few weeks ago. she said you'd been under the weather.	Oh, nothing out of the ordinary. Growing old.
elsa?	I saw Una O'Conner a few weeks ago. She said you'd been under the weather.
jimmy.  how are you?	Elsa?
and you said there'd be some of me left.  nobody's going to know me in this getup.	Nonsense, my dear.  You look extraordinary.  Today's script.  Quick.  And a pencil.
bring a mirror.  let the bride feast upon her visage.	Boris?  Do I look a fright?
uh-oh.  the way you look at me, james.  what have you done this time?	Bring a mirror.  Let the Bride feast upon her visage.
i'll be out this afternoon, remember?  your family can visit as long as they like.	No.  I do not cook for them.  My daughter's no-good husband will not take one bite of our food.
that is my daughter.  she say she and her husband are coming to town this afternoon.  i am sorry, mr. jimmy.  i will make it short.	I'll be out this afternoon, remember?  Your family can visit as long as they like.
it needs a hat.  there was a wide-brimmed cream fedora...	It must be up in your old room.  I will look.
of course.  how is the old boy these days?	It needs a hat.  There was a wide-brimmed cream fedora...
i have my family.  also our lord jesus christ.	Of course.  How is the old boy these days?
do you miss having someone to talk to, hanna?	I have my family.  Also our Lord Jesus Christ.
no.  but someone you can talk to.	Do you miss having someone to talk to, Hanna?
i'd hardly call our yardman a friend.	No.  But someone you can talk to.
mr. boone.  he is an interesting friend.	I'd hardly call our yardman a friend.
who was that at the door?	A visitor.
does the yardman come today?	Of course.  This afternoon.
i'll be fine, hanna.  thank you.	Good night.
you will take them all, mr. jimmy?	I'll be fine, Hanna.  Thank you.
she is horrible.	She is beautiful.
he is not going to kill the old man?	No, Hanna.  My heart isn't that black.
oh, that monster.  how could you be working with him?	Don't be silly, Hanna.  He's a very proper actor.  And the dullest fellow imaginable.
he looks plenty big.  you won't need my help if anything goes flooey.	Go.
just go.  we can manage without you.	He looks plenty big.  You won't need my help if anything goes flooey.
i am not forgetting your last brief chat.	Just go.  We can manage without you.
yes, yes, yes.  i merely invited mr. boone in for a glass of tea. we'll have a brief chat and he'll finish the yard.	I am not forgetting your last brief chat.
you remember what the doctor tells us.	Yes, yes, yes.  I merely invited Mr. Boone in for a glass of tea. We'll have a brief chat and he'll finish the yard.
my mind's lovely.  and yours?	You remember what the doctor tells us.
how are you feeling, mr. jimmy? how is your mind today?	My mind's lovely.  And yours?
perhaps we should get you uphill before the pills knock you cold.	No.  Let me lie here.  Thank you.
oh shut up.  all we did was talk. my attack had nothing to do with him.	Perhaps we should get you uphill before the pills knock you cold.
i do not think you anything anymore.  just back from the hospital and already you are chasing after boys.	Oh shut up.  All we did was talk. My attack had nothing to do with him.
you must think i'm terrible, hanna.	I do not think you anything anymore.  Just back from the hospital and already you are chasing after boys.
which ones?  i bring them all.	Luminal.
mr. kay, sir.	Yes?
don't be daft.  it's just a student from the university.	Mr. Kay, sir.
yes, mr. jimmy.  an interview.  after so many years. very exciting.	Don't be daft.  It's just a student from the university.
there is iced tea, hanna?  cucumber sandwiches?	Yes, Mr. Jimmy.  An interview.  After so many years. Very exciting.
hanna?  who's the new yardman?	Bone?  Boom?  Something Bee.  I hire him while you were in the hospital.  He came cheap.
my monsters?	Don't go away.
don't think that, mr. whale.  i love your movies.  that's why i wanted you to come to this.  so i could see you with your monsters.	My monsters?
i commend you.  if you're going to pursue poofs, go after those who can do favors for you.  you waste everybody's time when you court dinosaurs.	Don't think that, Mr. Whale.  I love your movies.  That's why I wanted you to come to this.  So I could see you with your monsters.
i interviewed him after i met you. i'm his social secretary now. well, assistant to his secretary.	I commend you.  If you're going to pursue poofs, go after those who can do favors for you.  You waste everybody's time when you court dinosaurs.
you, mr. kay?  how do you know george cukor?	I interviewed him after I met you. I'm his social secretary now. Well, assistant to his secretary.
i'm the one who got you on mr. cukor's guest list.	You, Mr. Kay?  How do you know George Cukor?
you didn't?	I'm the one who got you on Mr. Cukor's guest list.
bet you thought you'd never see me again.  i didn't know if you'd be well enough to come to this party.	You didn't?
mr....kay?	Bet you thought you'd never see me again.  I didn't know if you'd be well enough to come to this party.
i'm sorry i spoiled it for you. you should probably go home.	Right.
i was going to take a swim.	I'm sorry I spoiled it for you. You should probably go home.
oh my god.  what's wrong, mr. whale?  is it your heart?	Head.  Not heart.
i just need to -- lie down. studio.  daybed in studio.	Oh my God.  What's wrong, Mr. Whale?  Is it your heart?
mr. whale?  are you all right?	I just need to -- lie down. Studio.  Daybed in studio.
he's one of the great images of the twentieth century.  as important as the mona lisa.	You think so?  That's very kind --
my idea.  muchly.  my sketches. big heavy brow.  head flat on top so they could take out the old brain and put in the new, like tinned beef.	He's one of the great images of the twentieth century.  As important as the Mona Lisa.
who came up with the monster's makeup and look?	My idea.  Muchly.  My sketches. Big heavy brow.  Head flat on top so they could take out the old brain and put in the new, like tinned beef.
universal wanted me for another story, and wanted me so baldly -- i mean badly, not baldly.  i was given the pick of stories being developed, and i picked that one.	Who came up with the Monster's makeup and look?
righto.  let me see.	Universal wanted me for another story, and wanted me so baldly -- I mean badly, not baldly.  I was given the pick of stories being developed, and I picked that one.
okay.  "frankenstein."  tell me everything.	Righto.  Let me see.
maybe you'd like a swim when we're through.  i never swim myself, so the pool tends to go to waste.	Okay.  "Frankenstein."  Tell me everything.
just like going swimming, isn't it?	Maybe you'd like a swim when we're through.  I never swim myself, so the pool tends to go to waste.
i can't believe i'm doing this.	Just like going swimming, isn't it?
of course.	I can't believe I'm doing this.
can that count as one question?	Of course.
will you tell me everything you remember about making "frankenstein"?	Can that count as one question?
certainly, mr. kay.  is there anything in particular you want to know?	Will you tell me everything you remember about making "Frankenstein"?
can we talk about the horror movies now?	Certainly, Mr. Kay.  Is there anything in particular you want to know?
don't be shy.  there's time to stop before you go too far.	I guess.
take off your vest and i'll tell you a story.	Don't be shy.  There's time to stop before you go too far.
george cukor?  who made "a star is born"?  i never guessed.	Take off your vest and I'll tell you a story.
you must understand how hollywood was twenty years ago.  nobody cared a tinker's cuss who slept with whom, so long as you kept it out of the papers.  outside of hollywood, who knows who george cukor is, much less what he does with those boys from the malt shops along santa monica?	George Cukor?  Who made "A Star Is Born"?  I never guessed.
too warm for a sweater, anyway.	You must understand how Hollywood was twenty years ago.  Nobody cared a tinker's cuss who slept with whom, so long as you kept it out of the papers.  Outside of Hollywood, who knows who George Cukor is, much less what he does with those boys from the malt shops along Santa Monica?
that you were forced to retire because, uh -- a sex scandal.	A homosexual scandal, you mean? For me to answer a question of that magnitude, you'll have to remove both your shoes and your socks.
what rumors might those be?	That you were forced to retire because, uh -- a sex scandal.
then the rumors are true?	What rumors might those be?
quite.	Then the rumors are true?
you're serious.	Quite.
it is, isn't it?  my life as a game of strip poker.  shall we play?	You're serious.
that's funny, mr. whale.	It is, isn't it?  My life as a game of strip poker.  Shall we play?
let's make it more interesting.  i will answer any question you ask. but, for each answer, you must remove one article of clothing.	That's funny, Mr. Whale.
i don't mind.	Let's make it more interesting.  I will answer any question you ask. But, for each answer, you must remove one article of clothing.
i have a proposal, mr. kay.  this mode of questioning is getting old, don't you think?	I don't mind.
i am not dead yet, mr. kay.	No.  I never said you were.  Or will be soon.
but it's the horror movies you'll be remembered for.	I am not dead yet, Mr. Kay.
twenty-one.  the romantic comedies and dramas were much more to my liking.  the horror pictures were trifles.  grand guignol for the masses.	But it's the horror movies you'll be remembered for.
oh no, i want to hear everything. you made twenty pictures in all --	Twenty-one.  The romantic comedies and dramas were much more to my liking.  The horror pictures were trifles.  Grand guignol for the masses.
am i correct in assuming, mr. kay, that it's not me you're interested in, only my horror pictures?	Oh no, I want to hear everything. You made twenty pictures in all --
how much longer before we get to "frankenstein"?	Am I correct in assuming, Mr. Kay, that it's not me you're interested in, only my horror pictures?
there was one play in particular, a beautiful, grim study of war called "journey's end".  every experienced director turned it down, so i offered myself, bullying and begging for the job.  "journey's end" made the careers of everyone associated with it.  it was only a matter of time until hollywood beckoned.	How much longer before we get to "Frankenstein"?
your father was a schoolmaster?	Of course.  I attended Eton -- it wouldn't do for a master's son to attend where his father taught.  I was to go up to Oxford but the war broke out and I never made it.  The Great War, you know.  You had a Good War, but we had a great one.
yes?	Your father was a schoolmaster?
everything.  start at the beginning.	I was born outside London, the only son of a minister who was a master at Harrow.  Grandfather was a bishop.  Church of...Church of Eng...
so, mr. kay?  what do you want to know?	Everything.  Start at the beginning.
this is the studio where i paint.	Nice.  And your lighting and camera angles.  You're got to go back to German silent movies to find anything like it.
sure.	After you then.
will that be good for you, mr. kay?	Sure.
is it now?  hanna?  i think we'll take our tea down by the swimming pool.	Will that be good for you, Mr. Kay?
that's my favorite line in my favorite movie of yours.  "bride of frankenstein."	Is it now?  Hanna?  I think we'll take our tea down by the swimming pool.
one likes to live simply.	I know.  People's movies aren't their lives.
and this is your house.  wow.  the house of frankenstein.  i thought you'd live in a spooky old mansion or villa.	One likes to live simply.
no.  i expect you can't.	And this is your house.  Wow.  The house of Frankenstein.  I thought you'd live in a spooky old mansion or villa.
mr. whale, this is such an honor. you're one of my favorite all-time directors.  i can't believe i'm meeting you.	No.  I expect you can't.
ma'am, the pleasure is all mine.  james whale.	I am such a goose.  I mistook you for Cecil Beaton.  It's the hat. You're wearing one of Cecil's hats, you know.
oh dear.  have i made a blunder?	Ma'am, the pleasure is all mine.  James Whale.
i've changed my hair, you see. since our last session.  those old snaps look rather dowdy now.	Oh dear.  Have I made a blunder?
sit?	I've changed my hair, you see. Since our last session.  Those old snaps look rather dowdy now.
can we get together while i'm in town?  i so badly want to sit for you again.	Sit?
splendid.  now that i know you're around.	Can we get together while I'm in town?  I so badly want to sit for you again.
fine.  quite fine.  and your royal highness?	Splendid.  Now that I know you're around.
how are you?	Fine.  Quite fine.  And Your Royal Highness?
ding dong the witch is dead, right?	Point-five ...
my version of "take this job and shove it..."	Are you crazy? You throw down with The Carpenter? You got a grudge against your life?
jesus, man ... what'd you do?	My version of "take this job and shove it..."
yeah -- ?	Yeah Tell him to lay off Kip and them Tell him it's on
how they were just there ... waiting on us ... the fix was definitely in ...	Yeah -- ?
me, too. every time i walk...	How they were just there ... Waiting on us ... The fix was definitely in ...
i think about that night a lot...	Me, too. Every time I walk...
no, but you dress like an asshole ...	I think about that night a lot...
speak for yourself, boss i don't have a hollandaise sauce	No, but you dress like an asshole ...
i do ...  christ, what happened to us ?	Speak for yourself, boss I don't have a Hollandaise sauce
you have a hollandaise sauce ?	I do ...  Christ, what happened to us ?
i do a poaching number. six-ounce fillets in a saucepan of brine. in 8 minutes, i could cater a goddamn wedding. plain but flavorful. and it's a good way to show off my hollandaise sauce ...	You have a Hollandaise sauce ?
also, never underestimate the restorative powers of "karaoke."	I do a poaching number. Six-ounce fillets in a saucepan of brine. In 8 minutes, I could cater a goddamn wedding. Plain but flavorful. And it's a good way to show off my Hollandaise sauce ...
and they still have the lowest rate of cancer of anywhere in the world. you know why? all they eat is seafood.	Also, never underestimate the restorative powers of "Karaoke."
fish.	And they still have the lowest rate of cancer of anywhere in the world. You know why? All they eat is seafood.
we can learn something from our asian friends. they smoke a thousand cigarettes a day; they're completely stressed and overworked; they drink like, well ...	Fish.
what's with the fish thing -- ?	We can learn something from our Asian friends. They smoke a thousand cigarettes a day; they're completely stressed and overworked; they drink like, well ...
jesus ...	The business has changed...
car-jacker. neglected to clean up after himself ...	Jesus ...
who was the job for?	Who do you think?
the point is: kip's been living the life. only he's a wild child. crazy. makes our old behavior seem like altar boy time. but he fungold this one so bad, folks around l.b. are already speakin' about him in the past tense.	Who was the job for?
don't feel the need to explore my family dynamics, atley...	The point is: Kip's been living the life. Only he's a wild child. Crazy. Makes our old behavior seem like altar boy time. But he fungold this one so bad, folks around L.B. are already speakin' about him in the past tense.
maybe she don't know. although i don't see how that could be. maybe she didn't want to upset you -	Don't feel the need to explore my family dynamics, Atley...
it seems she neglected to mention it	Maybe she don't know. Although I don't see how that could be. Maybe she didn't want to upset you -
a boost. a big boost ...	A boost? What's Kip doing on a boost?
what kind of job... ?	A boost. A big boost ...
he took a job. and he fumbled it. now he's jammed-up. jammed-up bad...	What kind of job... ?
tell me about kip -	He took a job. And he fumbled it. Now he's jammed-up. Jammed-up bad...
six years. shit. time flies, don't it? six years ago we were fartin' through armani and pissin' cristal. now look at us ...	Tell me about Kip -
six years ...	Six years. Shit. Time flies, don't it? Six years ago we were fartin' through Armani and pissin' Cristal. Now look at us ...
it's been a long time, memphis --	Six years ...
what about?	About your brother. And the deeeep shit he's in --
is there someplace we can talk?	What about?
what are you doing here?	Is there someplace we can talk?
only hurts when i breathe. lookit you. where are barney fife and aunt bea hanging out? and opie ... where's opie at?	What are you doing here?
how's the leg?	Only hurts when I breathe. Lookit you. Where are Barney Fife and Aunt Bea hanging out? And Opie ... Where's Opie at?
you got no choice. it's over.	Fifty cars. Fifty cars by 8 AM Friday. Or Kip goes in that box. That was the deal ... Goddamn, it ... That was the deal ...
look at it. i can't very well make delivery of that thing ...	You got no choice. It's over.
what do you mean -- ?	Look at it. I can't very well make delivery of that thing ...
well, that certainly won't do.	What do you mean -- ?
well, now, he's clear. and you'll stay away from him...	I don't know about that, Randall. He did such a good job on this paper. And another one just came in ...
but i had to. it was the only way to get to you --	Well, now, he's clear. And you'll stay away from him...
you should never have gotten my brother and his friends involved ...	But I had to. It was the only way to get to you --
right there -	You should never have gotten my brother and his friends involved ...
this is number 50. we did it. it's over where's the money ?	Right there -
well, well. you've caused quite a ruckus ...	This is number 50. We did it. It's over Where's the money ?
get out --	I hope you know what you're doing. God help you if you don't ...
one more night --	Get out --
get out of here, ray --	One more night --
everyone know ray calitri? pillar of the community ...	Look at this. A multi-generational gathering of scumbags ...
this is how you're spending my time? having a sock hop?	Everyone know Ray Calitri? Pillar of the community ...
i don't want them hurt. any of 'em...	"don't want" the Dodgers to lose or the summer to end. But we don't get to choose these things...
your brother has four days. fifty cars. five-zero. for that he gets 200 large ...	And if he doesn't make it -- ?
sound it out for me.	Your brother has four days. Fifty cars. Five-zero. For that he gets 200 large ...
i knew you'd say that, too --	Sound it out for me.
i'm just here about my brother.	I knew you'd say that, too --
i knew you'd say that.	I'm just here about my brother.
i'm not interested --	I knew you'd say that.
they gave me two weeks. i wasted most of it with your brother and his crew, who not only lost what pitiful few they managed to boost, but also alerted the heat as to our endeavor, making this even more difficult to achieve ...	I'm not interested --
they gave you only four days?	They gave me two weeks. I wasted most of it with your brother and his crew, who not only lost what pitiful few they managed to boost, but also alerted the heat as to our endeavor, making this even more difficult to achieve ...
were it only that easy. i have obligations. the order needs to be filled...	They gave you only four days?
i can come up with the front money. pay you back...	Were it only that easy. I have obligations. The order needs to be filled...
grow up. you don't kill people like me. people like me die in their sleep at 87 ... do you know why? because if you did kill me, and everyone knew it was you - for the next ten years they'd be finding pieces of those you love scattered all over california ...	I can come up with the front money. Pay you back...
i could kill you. that occurred to me. when i first heard about this. that i would kill you ...	Grow up. You don't kill people like me. People like me die in their sleep at 87 ... Do you know why? Because if you did kill me, and everyone knew it was you - for the next ten years they'd be finding pieces of those you love scattered all over California ...
my point. yes. simple, really. i require the best. i insist on the best. i only engage the best.  your brother. his friends. they came to me. they wanted my paper. he was your brother. you were the best. now. they've brought so much goddamn heat down, i may not be able to fill this order. which would be very bad for me. which in turn, is very bad for them...	I could kill you. That occurred to me. When I first heard about this. That I would kill you ...
now. where were we? oh, yes. kip.	I don't want him hurt...
it's about my brother ... kip...	Yes ... Kip ...
randall raines ... it's been a long time ...  frowns) 'though i do i recall you as a man with style. you remember your old friend, atley -- ?	How ya doing?
what for?	You spend enough time down a man's throat, you get to know his tonsils. Do it ...
let's get out there. and have them run down every 167 shelby mustang in the area ... find out where they're at.	What for?
he'll live. but it means your boy's behind it. astricky was holding a list. they just faxed it to us...	Let's get out there. And have them run down every 167 Shelby Mustang in the area ... Find out where they're at.
how is he?	He'll live. But it means your boy's behind it. Astricky was holding a list. They just faxed it to us...
they just brought in donny astricky. shot by a jacker ...	How is he?
good. cos you know how it plays. six years ago, i let you go free. but the next time ... the next time sends you away for'a long, long while ...	By the time you get out, asshole, there won't even be cars. We'll all be cruisin' around in space ships ...
double-meaning intended --	You betcha --
i'll catch you later, randall --	Double-meaning intended --
consider me gone, detective --	I'll catch you later, Randall --
i want you gone, randall. settle your affairs. make it right with those you love. hell, take 'em with you. but i want you out of here. out of here for good this time ...	Consider me gone, Detective --
i know you.	You know my back.
what do you want from me?	Honestly? I want to - once every few months - get into my car. Pack a lunch. And drive on up to Chino. On visiting day. Bring you some magazines. Maybe some almond clusters. And see you all bright and shiny in your orange jumpsuit. That's what I want ...
yet your still here ... i gave you 24 hours, 24 hours ago ...	What do you want from me?
not my girl anymore	Yet your still here ... I gave you 24 hours, 24 hours ago ...
your girl works in there ...	Not my girl anymore
i'm on the move -	Your girl works in there ...
it's funny. there's probably been five more cars stolen in the time i've been here ...	I don't think so, Detective ...
you're thinking: okay, there's no want ... but they probably stripped its guts and crated 'em up, right ... ?	Something like that -
what are you still doing here, randall?	Stopped by to see Otto. Say hello.
you know my back.	What are you still doing here, Randall?
i know you.	You know my back.
and this has what to do with me?	I don't know. But you shouldn't be here. Take care of your business. I'll give you 24 hours. And then I don't want to see your face. Ever again. Make a fool of me once, that's my bad. Make a fool of me twice. That's really my bad, and I'll kick your ass from here to India ...
yes, kip. short for kipling. named for the english writer of stories about india ... he bites into his pear ... memphis says nothing, waits ...	And this has what to do with me?
kip.	Yes, Kip. Short for Kipling. Named for the English writer of stories about India ... He bites into his pear ... Memphis says nothing, waits ...
or your baby brother. what was his name?	Kip.
no...	Or your baby brother. What was his name?
i hope it's not your dear sweet mother...	No...
a little family emergency --	I hope it's not your dear sweet mother...
i remember us having made some kind of deal, randall. i don't remember this deal having some kind of time-limit. i look at you - here - in my town - and i'm confused...	A little family emergency --
i know you.	You know my back.
you have my word...	Get out of here, then. Now.
i don't golf...	You have my word...
you don't have anything on me. a misdee auto-theft. i got no record. i'll be out in three days, and back at it. or you let them go, and i give you my word. i'm gone. and without the ringleader ... your tee-times have just grown exponentially...	I don't golf...
you'll leave -- ?	You don't have anything on me. A misdee auto-theft. I got no record. I'll be out in three days, and back at it. Or you let them go, and I give you my word. I'm gone. And without the ringleader ... Your tee-times have just grown exponentially...
let them go. and i'll leave ...	You'll leave -- ?
how's that?	Let them go. And I'll leave ...
let them go --	How's that?
leg's all banged-up. he made a stupid play ... he'll limp around the yard up at folsom. but astricky will be there to take care of him. with their priors, they're looking at a serious bounce --	Let them go --
how's atley -- ?	Leg's all banged-up. He made a stupid play ... He'll limp around the yard up at Folsom. But Astricky will be there to take care of him. With their priors, they're looking at a serious bounce --
you want to come along quiet?	How's Atley -- ?
you know my back -	You want to come along quiet?
i know you --	You know my back -
double-meaning intended, right?	Right ...
okay, then. i'll catch you later, randall ...	Double-meaning intended, right?
no faith in our new-found goodness, detective ...?	Sure. But sometimes we got to create some numbers. The task force is run by statistics, you know ...
what's wrong with it -- ?	Needs brightening ...
cadillac.	What's wrong with it -- ?
what's this -- ?	Cadillac.
who is it -- ?	Castlebeck.
you seem a little hinked-up ...	Not at all ...
just out there. roaming around. building up my collection of refrigerator magnets ...	You seem a little hinked-up ...
where you been, anyway?	Just out there. Roaming around. Building up my collection of refrigerator magnets ...
no particular reason. catch a laker game. i heard we got shaquille ...	Where you been, anyway?
what for?	No particular reason. Catch a Laker game. I heard we got Shaquille ...
the other day....	What for?
when'd you get to town, raines?	The other day....
c'mon, donny... let's go, man --	Lazy ... Lazy ... I ask you, Freb: what's the matter with kids today?
donny-nothin'!	C'mon, Donny... Let's go, man --
donny --	Donny-nothin'!
you mean the poor --	No. The needy. Us. Cos we need this car!
of course not. i'm robin hood. i take from the rich, and give to the needy...	You mean the poor --
you ever feel bad about any of this?	Of course not. I'm Robin Hood. I take from the rich, and give to the needy...
c'mon, man ...	We're partners here --
so? tell me: how come they call you "freb" anyways -- ?	C'mon, man ...
it's all microchips and shit ...	Yeah?
what's the matter?	It's all microchips and shit ...
yeah.	That's an after-market alarm. Can't just cut her wires ...
very good. think you can get in without waking her up -- ?	Yeah.
diane 1.	Very good. Think you can get in without waking her up -- ?
got it ...	Good.
it's the same way with cars. different cars. different tunes. you can't steal a maserati listening to sinatra. you gotta get urgent. you gotta get sonny rollins or led zeppelin iv, on that shit. but never, never-ever take no allman brothers into a lincoln town car. could lead to disaster. got it... ?	Got it ...
okay ...	It's the same way with cars. Different cars. Different tunes. You can't steal a Maserati listening to Sinatra. You gotta get urgent. You gotta get Sonny Rollins or Led Zeppelin IV, on that shit. But never, never-ever take no Allman Brothers into a Lincoln Town Car. Could lead to disaster. Got it... ?
you got a school teacher or nancy from accounting, you don't put on sly stone or james brown. you put on ravel. rachmaninoff. but if you got some wild one you just picked up at the track, you wouldn't put on cat stevens or james taylor. you'd put on prince. or isaac hayes. or, if you really wanted to get after it: miles.	okay ...
i guess ...	You got a school teacher or Nancy from accounting, you don't put on Sly Stone or James Brown. You put on Ravel. Rachmaninoff. But if you got some wild one you just picked up at the track, you wouldn't put on Cat Stevens or James Taylor. You'd put on Prince. Or Isaac Hayes. Or, if you really wanted to get after it: Miles.
you'll get the hang of it, kid. you just need to remember one thing -	What's that?
it just ain't happening --	You'll get the hang of it, kid. You just need to remember one thing -
keys were in it ...	Well, that defies the point, don't it?
how'd it go?	Keys were in it ...
no. that was higgins ....	Jonathan Quayle Higgins ...
what color?	Gray.
peugot convertible ...	What color?
for real. okay. gimme columbo...	Peugot convertible ...
what about him?	Freb can order pizzas like nobody's business
you guys have any skills at all?	Hell, yeah. Mirror Man here is our electronics expert. He's got some gadgets you old farts maybe never -heard of; Tumbler can drive anything with wheels, and some things without; Toby's a hacker, can do things with a computer, that are pretty amazing ...
lookit kip. all grown up...	Hey, Donny --
i miss orville redenbacher already --	Okay, okay. The important thing to remember, is to Think Slow. Take your time. It may not seem like it, but the night is long. Long enough. Just think slow and think smart...
how's it going -- ?	It's arright ...
eleanor is memphis' "unicorn."	And there she is --
wow! they got eleanor here -- ?	I know. Weird, huh -- ?
that's right. only 10 exotics ...	We'll have to start beating the bushes, find out where they live...
most of 'em are late-model...	That's right. Only 10 exotics ...
okay. figure it forgotten. what's this about anyways -- ?	Most of 'em are late-model...
forget that ...	Okay. Figure it forgotten. What's this about anyways -- ?
all i get are the orientals. they can build 'em, but they can't drive 'em so? what are you doing here? what's with the outfit -- ?	You know where the others are?
how you doing, man?	All I get are the Orientals. They can build 'em, but they can't drive 'em So? What are you doing here? What's with the outfit -- ?
damn. memphis raines. long time ...	How you doing, man?
that's a good one, donny...	I think so too --
walked like a bastard... skippin' stones and shit..	That's a good one, Donny...
yes, i do, in fact. john wayne in mco...	That's being obscurest ... Who else? Better known. Memphis?
jesus. the whole damn thing's loaded.	one minute -- !
there's no one left ...	We've got several Italian cars on the list. Always tricky, always timeconsuming. So we're gonna need a specialist ...
we're on a truncated time-table. take a day to shop it; a day to prep it ... and we're still going to need to expand the crew...	There's no one left ...
dignity...	Yeah...
a bunch of strung-out hypes and stick- up men. this ain't like the old days, memphis. the profession has lost its..	Dignity...
okay, okay. what about magnum p.i.?	Thanks for playing, Freb. That's a gimme ...
how you know that?	Remember who my brother is?
that can't be it. cos we don't need saving	We don't -- ?
what does that mean -- ?	It ain't what you'd call a "good sign"
no ... and they won't take my calls ...	What does that mean -- ?
any word, kip -- ?	No ... And they won't take my calls ...
how are we supposed to--	Pop the trunk. I need my tool ...
the corner of hawthorne and granvia. tumbler messed up. he said the lotus would be at the corner of hawthorne and granvia --	He didn't mess up. There it is ...
i know...	We do it. He'll get clear Once and for all
i remember. supper getting cold, cos you two are out there heads under hoods ...	You remember that, Kip?
mother -- !	I remember. Supper getting cold, cos you two are out there heads under hoods ...
and just in case you lose your keys, good sir, i can toss in a complimentary slim-jim, free of charge ...	Mother -- !
kip and i'd probably be working at the dealership...  imagine us selling cars?	And just in case you lose your keys, good sir, I can toss in a complimentary slim-jim, free of charge ...
every day. i wonder about that every day...	Kip and I'd probably be working at the dealership...  Imagine us selling cars?
you ever wonder what things'd be like if he hadn't died?	Every day. I wonder about that every day...
tuesdays ...	You ever wonder what things'd be like if he hadn't died?
what time of year?	Tuesdays ...
the photo album. i get nostalgic around this time of year ...	What time of year?
he doesn't return my calls. or my letters ...	Kipling was sixteen when you left, baby. I don't know what you remember of him. But you should brace yourself
you getting my checks ... ?	Of course ...
i knew it. he's changed, randall. he's a different boy. he's lost that... that sweetness ... it's gone ... and i don't know what to do ...	You getting my checks ... ?
he's in some trouble ...	I knew it. He's changed, Randall. He's a different boy. He's lost that... That sweetness ... It's gone ... And I don't know what to do ...
i couldn't. i didn't want you to worry. i thought held sort himself out. i hardly see him. he comes and goes. he's in trouble, isn't he?	He's in some trouble ...
why didn't you tell me?	I couldn't. I didn't want you to worry. I thought held sort himself out. I hardly see him. He comes and goes. He's in trouble, isn't he?
atley jackson. how is that one? how's the leg... ?	Why didn't you tell me?
atley jackson came to see me ...	Atley Jackson. How is that one? How's the leg... ?
oh.	Atley Jackson came to see me ...
no.	oh.
have you seen him?	No.
how's kip?	Have you seen him?
what are you doing back?	How's Kip?
you, too, ma...	What are you doing back?
you look good...	You, too, Ma...
okay, then ... i just go to the marriott and i'm set ...	You've been pre-booked...
yes, sir -	Okay, then ... I just go to the Marriott and I'm set ...
breakfast brunch -- ?	Yes, sir -
i know, sir ...	Breakfast brunch -- ?
oh, for god's sake	I know, sir ...
okay, sir. let me just get the-order. yes. we'll be doing some work out your way. we've got a power leak. and it's unsafe. we're moving residences to the... marriott long beach ... just for the night ...	Oh, for God's sake
yes. can you hold, sir -- ?	NO! No, I can't! I'm a busy man.
i got a message. i live at 1443 locklin.	Yes. can you hold, sir -- ?
d.w.p. thanks for holding. how can i help you?	I got a message. I live at 1443 Locklin.
it's ear-marked for mirror man and the sphinx...	We'll take it.
we'll take it...	It's ear-marked for Mirror Man and The Sphinx...
"carol." a 198 mercedes ... she lives in the suburbs ...	We'll take it...
whatcha got left ... ?	"Carol." A 198 Mercedes ... She lives in the suburbs ...
you guys are through...	Whatcha got left ... ?
any more, o -- ?	You guys are through...
jesus, kip ... i'm shot, man ...	Just hold on... Hold on ...
what am i supposed to do?	Jesus, Kip ... I'm shot, man ...
no...	What am I supposed to do?
any more ...	I dunno ...
it looks just like a regular mustang --	Don't go there, Toby --
i dunno. it was right here. someone musta' boosted it back...	Damn crooks is everywhere --
you boosted a 'vette? then where is it?	I dunno. It was right here. Someone musta' boosted it back...
hell, no. i boosted a 'vette.	You boosted a 'Vette? Then where is it?
how'd you get here? your moms give you ride -- ?	Hell, no. I boosted a 'Vette.
sure -	How'd you get here? Your Moms give you ride -- ?
yeah... you want a ride...	Sure -
you goin' home?	Yeah... You want a ride...
what do you say, toby?,	I'm cool -
hey, kip, what's up?	What do you say, Toby?,
where you off to -- ?	Thought I'd go for a ride -
you want me to buy her?	Shocking, huh? We're clear now. It's done. I've never actually paid for a car. I want to see what it feels like
she's for sale. they're asking forty thousand. give 'em sixty ...	You want me to buy her?
sure, man --	She's for sale. They're asking forty thousand. Give 'em sixty ...
you remember where you got this eleanor -- ?	Sure, man --
you okay -- ?	I dunno ... I keep thinking about him.
move over ...	You okay -- ?
hell, yeah. she's not my unicorn.	Move over ...
you boost her -- ?	Hell, yeah. She's not my unicorn.
ya gotta keep tabs on your "eleanors", memphis. cos you never know when you're gonna need one --	You boost her -- ?
where'd you find this one?	Ya gotta keep tabs on your "Eleanors", Memphis. Cos you never know when you're gonna need one --
i saw her get smashed-up on the tv. knew there was no way he was gonna accept her ...	Where'd you find this one?
what are you doing here?	I saw her get smashed-up on the TV. Knew there was no way he was gonna accept her ...
i know ...	Toby...
toby...	I know ...
i know. i've missed you, too	Toby...
i've missed you, man ...	I know. I've missed you, too
come here -	I've missed you, man ...
what?	Come here -
come here -	What?
what?	Come here -
come here --	What?
i don't know. what -- ?	Come here --
what did i tell you? what? what did i tell you?	I don't know. What -- ?
i dunno. whatever will be will be...	That's a good attitude, Kip. For everything but stealing cars ...
that's strange. i'm nervous. donny's nervous. everyone's nervous. but not you...	I dunno. Whatever will be will be...
nah.	That's strange. I'm nervous. Donny's nervous. Everyone's nervous. But not you...
too early to tell. nervous?	Nah.
i'm cool.	Too early to tell. Nervous?
you okay -- ?	I'm cool.
having fun, kip?	Hell, yeah... It's a beautiful business ...  I mean, no, man, it's hard, it's scary, it sucks ...
what about just getting a job, 9 to 5, five days a week, that whole mystery achievement -- ?	It's for assholes. The Legal Buck blows, Memphis.  You know that. Doing this, we make mad bank, my boys are down, the girlies come around and the boosts are a breeze. Yeah, sure, you're gonna get jacked-up every now and then - but ain't that a small price to pay for never, never-ever, having to say "paper or plastic?"
price of doing business...	What about just getting a job, 9 to 5, five days a week, that whole mystery achievement -- ?
as opposed to now, kid car crusher?	Price of doing business...
the era when crime didn't pay --	As opposed to now, Kid Car Crusher?
what era was that -- ?	The era when crime didn't pay --
maybe not. but dad was from another era...	What era was that -- ?
dad'd be proud --	Maybe not. But Dad was from another era...
the family that steals together, deals together...	Dad'd be proud --
ain't we good-timing here ... ?	The family that steals together, deals together...
de nada ...	Ain't we good-timing here ... ?
thank-you ...	De nada ...
after a while, it became a little pathetic ... figured i'd put you out of your misery ...	Thank-you ...
how long were you gonna let me try and stop it...?	After a while, it became a little pathetic ... Figured I'd put you out of your misery ...
reads the infrared. then kills it. little something the r & d department came up with ...	How long were you gonna let me try and stop it...?
shadow games ...	You spread it out, by the 2nd night, the heat are onto you. Know something's up. With a one-night boost, by the time all the cars are reported stolen, your ship's set sail.
"shadow games?"	Shadow games ...
you spread it out ... you move around... so's they can't touch you... so's they don't know... shadow games and shit ...	"Shadow games?"
you hear me?	I hear ya. Get me outta this. I'll move to the country. Open a fruit stand...
i like how you wallop back in here - after four years - and can still get all clifford huxtable on my shit ...	You hear me?
we do this. then. you're finished. then. you're clean	I like how you wallop back in here - after four years - and can still get all Clifford Huxtable on my shit ...
what are you doing here?	Otto called -
you don't think so, huh?	Not really ... But you know... Maybe I'm wrong ...
me...	You don't think so, huh?
you?	Me...
me.	You?
you?	Me.
i can handle it --	You?
you can handle it?	I can handle it --
i can handle it --	You can handle it?
you can handle it?	I can handle it --
i can handle it --	You can handle it?
he's gonna kill you -- !	I can handle it --
hey, now -	He's gonna kill you -- !
"over--"  you know - i can maybe understand, since i been gone, you taking up this dumb-ass life of crime, and for that i can partly blame myself. but what is baffling to me, is how, since i been gone, you've become a complete and total moron--	Hey, now -
c'mon, man... my "demise..."  overreaction	"Over--"  You know - I can maybe understand, since I been gone, you taking up this dumb-ass life of crime, and for that I can partly blame myself. But what is baffling to me, is how, since I been gone, you've become a complete and total moron--
you just got crushed in a car. you're bleeding all over your self. and you sit there - eating olives and talking basketball, as if, at this very moment, people weren't plotting your demise ...	C'mon, man... My "demise..."  Overreaction
what?	You just got crushed in a car. You're bleeding all over your self. And you sit there - eating olives and talking basketball, as if, at this very moment, people weren't plotting your demise ...
what happened to you?	What?
about calitri? no worries, man. i'll call him. he's a reasonable dude ...	I can see that -
"about what?"	About Calitri? No worries, man. I'll call him. He's a reasonable dude ...
about what?	"About what?"
so what are you gonna do?	About what?
yeah, yeah. that's what i'm thinking --	So what are you gonna do?
there's certainly a time and a place for a mellow olive -	Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm thinking --
hey, you want something to eat ?	What do you got ... ?
okay --	Hey, you want something to eat ?
nah. it's a scratch.	Okay --
yeah --	Nah. It's a scratch.
you're kind of cultivating a new look.	Yeah --
something like that -	You're kind of cultivating a new look.
i heard you were pumping gas -	Something like that -
yeah -	I heard you were pumping gas -
cool. so you're living up north?	Yeah -
yeah, man. where is your beer?	Cool. So you're living up North?
you sure you're okay -- ?	Yeah, man. Where is your beer?
totally. i'm fine. you want a beer, man -- ?	Sure --
you okay -- ?	Totally. I'm fine. You want a beer, man -- ?
easy ... take it easy ... we're almost there...	You okay -- ?
all my enemies own car crushers. it's like a pre-requisite ... owwww...	Easy ... Take it easy ... We're almost there...
oh. you maybe have more than one enemy who owns a car-crusher -- ?	All my enemies own car crushers. It's like a pre-requisite ... Owwww...
this has nothing to do with any of that --	Oh. You maybe have more than one enemy who owns a car-crusher -- ?
just hold-on there --	This has nothing to do with any of that --
i think so. there's things i can't feel right now. like my feet. but ... you think you can get me outta this, memphis? i'd appreciate it -	Just hold-on there --
you all right -- ?	I think so. There's things I can't feel right now. Like my feet. But ... You think you can get me outta this, Memphis? I'd appreciate it -
yeah ...	You all right -- ?
kip -- ?	Yeah ...
it's good to see ya, man. you changed your look -	You, too
hey, kip ...	Hello, Memphis --
hospital.	We can't do that, dude --
what are we gonna do -- ?	Hospital.
shit ...	Run it...
now what -- ?	Now, we go -
what for -- ?	I gotta get my tool --
pop the trunk, tumbler.	What for -- ?
but don't worry, man. things are all sweetness and light here...	Things are all leafy and suburban ...
thirteen down ... thirty-seven to go ...	No problem -
call 'em here -- ?	DO IT! NOW -- !
call 911 -	Call 'em here -- ?
how's it going?	It's going fine. The Quiet Riot and me are swapping trade secrets ...
jim rockford. rockford files.	For real?
where we going -- ?	We're going shopping -- !
okay. we're all here. today's wednesday. d-day is friday night ... that gives us two days to prep ... we're going to find the ladies on our list, find out where they live, when they're home; that they're properly insured ... let's get into the vans --	Where we going -- ?
take it back, freb --	Hey, now, Memphis... C'mon, man -
you know of one -- ?	Yeah. He's knows of one all right.
he give you an advance -- ?	Hell, yeah. Ten larger man
what's that?	Bench seats.
she does have one thing you don't.	What's that?
nothing. just that if i was less secure, i might think you were more into eleanor than you are me...	She does have one thing you don't.
what -- ?	Nothing. Just that if I was less secure, I might think you were more into Eleanor than you are me...
this time it's for real?	Oh, yeah. For real, point-five.
i dunno. i know a place.	This time it's for real?
i can't. i got a back load of repairs and one of the mechanics called in sick and i haven't slept and--  where to -- ?	I dunno. I know a place.
seeing if you wanted to go for a ride?	I can't. I got a back load of repairs and one of the mechanics called in sick and I haven't slept and--  Where to -- ?
what are you doing... ?	Seeing if you wanted to go for a ride?
you okay -- ?	Yeah ... You -- ?
kip's not clear yet. we got one more to go --	You okay -- ?
where to -- ?	Kip's not clear yet. We got one more to go --
how is he -- ?	They got him to the hospital. He's stable ...
donny got shot ... a jacker ...	How is he -- ?
you're still quite the boost, randall raines ...  except now i've been chopped, and my parts are in a honda prelude being driven to church in south america by some bolivian consulate's wife ...	And Tracy's on the move ...
i've got you floored... we're off ... take the curb... man, can you corner... know not to get on it ... momentum shift ... don't get on those brakes too hard ... get her up on her tires. up on her toes. up ... up... up.	You're still quite the boost, Randall Raines ...  Except now I've been chopped, and my parts are in a Honda Prelude being driven to church in South America by some Bolivian consulate's wife ...
no worries ...	I've got you floored... We're off ... Take the curb... Man, can you corner... Know not to get on it ... Momentum shift ... Don't get on those brakes too hard ... Get her up on her tires. Up on her toes. Up ... Up... Up.
let me worry about the club ...	No worries ...
what about the club ... ?	Let me worry about The Club ...
hear you roar ...	What about The Club ... ?
wrong preposition...	Hear you roar ...
with a twist of my wrist ... you're turned over ...	Wrong preposition...
i bet you say that to all the girls...	With a twist of my wrist ... You're turned over ...
i ratchet your ignition mechanism ...	I bet you say that to all the girls...
of course you are. you're a professional...	I ratchet your ignition mechanism ...
now... i'm in ...	Of course you are. You're a professional...
cut 'em...	Now... I'm in ...
i do ... i cut "em...	Cut 'em...
they're factory alarms ... easy to get around... for a man with... skills...	I do ... I cut "em...
i pop your hood; find your siren wires	They're factory alarms ... Easy to get around... For a man with... Skills...
woo-woo-wooooo!	I pop your hood; find your siren wires
the alarms go off ...	Woo-woo-wooooo!
"unlock my button" ... ?	The alarms go off ...
unlock your button ...	"Unlock my button" ... ?
you're going high-cheese, dude --	Unlock your button ...
slip it in ...	You're going high-cheese, dude --
oh, god...	Slip it in ...
i take out my slim-jim...	Oh, God...
stop. what about maserati boy?	I take out my slim-jim...
shhh... car thieves are your weakness.	Stop. What about Maserati Boy?
arright ... enough ... i can't have you bellying up to my heart again, man, f you can't help falling off the stool. but he puts his mouth to her ears ...	Shhh... Car thieves are your weakness.
i think so... they're just... so ...	I know. But let's prep 'em. We could stay here all night... That wouldn't be good --
c'mon, gang. let's focus. sway, can you prep 'em -- ?	I think so... They're just... So ...
she was so great, why'd you leave her?	Her parole officer strongly recommended it ...
no. i had a girl. she was great. the problem is: great girls come along once every ten years. so i gotta wait another three years before i can even bother to look...	She was so great, why'd you leave her?
so, you seeing anybody?	No. I had a girl. She was great. The problem is: great girls come along once every ten years. So I gotta wait another three years before I can even bother to look...
gosh, no. lipstick? what next? mascara, blush, floral-print dresses?	Deodorant.
what the hell's that -- ?	A little trick I picked up at the Car Thief Retirement Home ...
no. open her ...	What the hell's that -- ?
no whistles, but a club you bring a hack -- ?	No. Open her ...
ready -- ?	Oh, yeah.
don't go getting all warm and fuzzy on me, randall. i'm the jane that was left, and you're the jim that did the leaving. so save the sanctimonious shit for someone who believes. the only reason i ride with you, is cause i don't want to spend the whole night with any of them other creeps!	Oh. Okay. Right.
no ...	Don't go getting all warm and fuzzy on me, Randall. I'm the jane that was left, and you're the jim that did the leaving. So save the sanctimonious shit for someone who believes. The only reason I ride with you, is cause I don't want to spend the whole night with any of them other creeps!
no ... ?	No ...
no way ...	No ... ?
cos there were those dark days, when i figured - my god, how easy it was for him to just give it up; to make the deal; take the rot for the whole crew ... and give me up in the process.	No way ...
very good...	Cos there were those dark days, when I figured - my God, how easy it was for him to just give it up; to make the deal; take the rot for the whole crew ... And give me up in the process.
we were good when you bailed, weren't we?	Very good...
i always thought you'd follow me up.	We were good when you bailed, weren't we?
you mentioned that in your letters	I always thought you'd follow me up.
okay.	You mentioned that in your letters
that's what i want ...	Okay.
that what you want?	That's what I want ...
i go with you --	That what you want?
i put the boys on it. they're clever that way...	I go with you --
she's trouble --	I put the boys on it. They're clever that way...
they only made a handful. we're lucky there's even one living in the area...	Yeah, well ... She lives with District Court Judge Seymour Croft ...
she was the only "annie" you could find?	They only made a handful. We're lucky there's even one living in the area...
right. great car. one of a kind. i was looking forward to that boost myself	She was the only "Annie" you could find?
what's wrong with her -- ?	The right side of the engine is running richer than the left. And the scope isn't showing shit... I dunno...
hey.	What's wrong with her -- ?
that's mirror man ... and that's freb ... and tumbler ... and toby ... fellas, this is sara wayland... they call her "sway."	Hey -
what the hell are you doing -- ?	If you change your mind. We're at Otto's. It's 50 ladies in 24 hours. For The Carpenter. 200 K and Kip's life on the felt. So long now ...
i'm not doing it anymore. haven't for a while. i've carved out something for myself. it's pathetic, but it's mine ...	I understand -
six or seven...	I'm not doing it anymore. Haven't for a while. I've carved out something for myself. It's pathetic, but it's mine ...
and you got some italians -- ?	Six or seven...
kip took a job. fifty ladies in two weeks. only the two weeks have turned into four days. and not a single lady has been snared.	And you got some Italians -- ?
what kind of trouble -- ?	Kip took a job. Fifty ladies in two weeks. Only the two weeks have turned into four days. And not a single lady has been snared.
kip's in trouble	What kind of trouble -- ?
yes. but i got a feeling it's not on account of any longing-for-my-touch on your part -	Kip's in trouble
and here i am...	Yes. But I got a feeling it's not on account of any longing-for-my-touch on your part -
a distinction worth noting ...	And here I am...
i left town. i didn't leave you.	A distinction worth noting ...
no can do. life goes on, pointfive ... you left me, remember?	I left town. I didn't leave you.
i've taken the spear for a lot of people, sway. including you. can't we improvise a little here ... ?	No can do. Life goes on, pointfive ... You left me, remember?
on account of me.	I've taken the spear for a lot of people, Sway. Including you. Can't we improvise a little here ... ?
on account of mitch?	On account of me.
so i was replaced by mitch?	No. You were replaced by Alex. Who was replaced by Kevin. Who was replaced by Vince. Who was replaced by Mitch...
mitch.	So I was replaced by Mitch?
"mitch?"	Mitch.
nope. i got a coffee. and a boyfriend.	"Mitch?"
buy you a drink?	Nope. I got a coffee. And a boyfriend.
hell, yeah. i'm not getting rich in here ...	Buy you a drink?
you still wrenching at bacchiochi's?	Hell, yeah. I'm not getting rich in here ...
you look like you lost your sheep ...	You still wrenching at Bacchiochi's?
the hip, cool, sexy thing was getting old...	You look like you lost your sheep ...
what's with the look?	The hip, cool, sexy thing was getting old...
what are you doing here?	What's with the look?
see you're still stealing the sailors from the sea --	What are you doing here?
dinosaurs. all of us. the ice age is now...	I'll see you soon --
what happened to sway?	She left...
he's gonna be okay. could do a bit.	What happened to Sway?
split it up. any word on donny?	He's gonna be okay. Could do a bit.
robin was robin masters. he owned the estate they lived on ...	Ten points for our fearless leader ... Sway, how 'bout giving us the honor of the Bill Bixby trifecta -- ?
anyone? the significance of "robin 1" on magnum's license plate? memphis?	Robin was Robin Masters. He owned the estate they lived on ...
okay, then... otto?	In order to succeed, you're going to have to go old-school. one night boost. Put all your nuts in one basket. And...
his criminal career has officially come to a close ...	The conundrum still applies, of course. The purpose of the endeavor is to rescue baby brother from imminent death and/or a life of crime. However. This cannot be successfully carried out without baby brother's considerable resources, shabby though they may be.
i appreciate your dilemma, memphis. but how are two washed-up thieves and an old man supposed to boost 50 cars in three days...	His criminal career has officially come to a close ...
no we don't -	I appreciate your dilemma, Memphis. But how are two washed-up thieves and an old man supposed to boost 50 cars in three days...
you need him...	No we don't -
some crew you got ...	If we put out the word. That we're crewing-up, for a one-time-only job... What do you think that'll yield?
and the moral of that story is -- ?	Go to them. They'll be happy to see you ... Ahhh...
i remember i had a 1964 buick opal. worst car ever built. value job. everything broke and i-fixed it. a coma car - built to german specs. plastic gas line. 3 speedometer head. on a quiet night, you could hear it rusting in the garage. but when that car was gone, i missed it. if it came driving back in here right now, there'd be tears and laughter ...	And the moral of that story is -- ?
i just don't know how happy they'll be to see me	I remember I had a 1964 Buick Opal. worst car ever built. Value job. Everything broke and I-fixed it. A coma car - built to German specs. Plastic gas line. 3 speedometer head. On a quiet night, you could hear it rusting in the garage. But when that car was gone, I missed it. If it came driving back in here right now, there'd be tears and laughter ...
the old crew. go find them. i can't help you with that. since i've cleaned up the act a bit, they no longer come around... a pity how legitimacy makes you unpopular -	I Just don't know how happy they'll be to see me
is he still working here ?	The old crew. Go find them. I can't help you with that. Since I've cleaned up the act a bit, they no longer come around... A pity how legitimacy makes you unpopular -
"a people is a detour of nature to get 6 or 7 great men - yes, and then to get around them..." nietzsche said that.	Is he still working here ?
the hard part ...	"A people is a detour of nature to get 6 or 7 great men - Yes, and then to get around them..." Nietzsche said that.
it can be done. take two days to shop; one to prep. i'll offer up my bible for a small fee. you also have to hope kip's jerk-circus didn't undo castlebeck's linkage so much so that he's setting up surveillance teams on every city block. and then get yourself a crew...	The hard part ...
tell me...	It can be done. Take two days to shop; one to prep. I'll offer up my bible for a small fee. You also have to hope Kip's jerk-circus didn't undo Castlebeck's linkage so much so that he's setting up surveillance teams on every city block. And then get yourself a crew...
are you considering a comeback tour?	Tell me...
you think it can be done?	Are you considering a comeback tour?
i heard rumors you were back. about kip ...	He's gotten involved --
the chop-shop... where are the stripped cars?  the rolled-back odometers? the part bins?	What happened? Old-age happened. I tired of killing them. I woke up one morning and thought I am no longer a destroyer. I am a means of resurrection. Now. We restore. We revive. There are so few things in this life, we can prevent from decay. Most must die. These don't have to...
whatever do you mean?	The chop-shop... Where are the stripped cars?  The rolled-back odometers? The part bins?
you remember junie?	Of course. Hi, Junie --
hello, otto ...	You remember Junie?
am i dying? are all the angels of my life returning to bid a final farewell?  and have my angels completely lost their fashion sense -- ?	Hello, Otto ...
you're gonna be okay, toby... you are ... we'll getcha fixed up...	No ... No... No ... Tell me what's gonna happen? Kip? Tell me. What's gonna happen?
okay. all our ladies should be home now, tucked in bed. let's keep chilly. think slow. any questions?	You sure I can't go with ya?
because you should be home with nintendo, listening to the spice girls, little man ...	Come on. Kip, talk to the guy
how come ... ?	Because you should be home with Nintendo, listening to The Spice Girls, little man ...
you'll be at the docks ... keeping otto abreast of our progress ...	How come ... ?
what about me?	You'll be at the docks ... Keeping Otto abreast of our progress ...
so what's in there -- ?	I can tell you who's gonna be on duty tonight. I can tell you how much gas they're using monthly. I can tell you how they used to spend that annoying half-hour between "FRIENDS" and "SEINFELD"...
i logged outside the g.r.a.b. site, right? then i monitored their incoming outside data requests, right? then i got these isdn numbers, right? then i tracked them back, right? then i took the one i could jack-up the easiest, right? then i called back see, they think i'm an insurance company - that's where it looks like i'm coming from -- and they're sharing stats with this insurance company, right? so now they're sharing it with me, right? they think i'm looking for stats for an actuarial conference on auto-theft. so they let me in, right? give me all these numbers. but then i don't leave, right? i'm in. i've got the key. now i just go anywhere i want.	So what's in there -- ?
so she flies -	She soars -
she's not. carroll shelby tweaked the mustang's high-performance 289 engine and got it legally rated for the street at 450 horsepower ... but its actual output is closer to 600 ...	So she flies -
why do you call it "eleanor?"	All the vehicles get code names. Female names. You say "Eleanor lives at such and such... " and no one listening on the waves is the wiser ...
the 167 mustang shelby mustang gt-500.	Why do you call it "Eleanor?"
who's "eleanor?"	The 167 Mustang Shelby Mustang GT-500.
this eleanor's been living at the international towers for 3 years now.	Who's "Eleanor?"
how old are you now, toby?	Sixteen. But my birthday's in seven months ...
sure. hey, toby. you grew up	Yeah, I'm cool ...
hey, memphis. remember me? toby walker. i live next door ...	Sure. Hey, Toby. You grew up
uh ... randall -- ?	Excuse me --
not --	Right. You want to test the voltage drop ... Use the voltmeter ... Remove the primary lead from the ignitioncoil and crank her ... See what you got ... You understand -- ?
you have any other answers besides "not really"?	Not --
not really --	You have any other answers besides "not really"?
there's excessive resistance in the cranking circuit ... you know what you gotta do -- ?	Not really --
not really -	There's excessive resistance in the cranking circuit ... You know what you gotta do -- ?
you know what you got here?	Not really -
which way's out, man -- ?	Shit all looks the same here --
what are you doing here, assface?	Checkin' it out
i known kip longing than you, man ...	Oooh, ain't you the lucky duck --
why don't you leave him alone?	I known Kip longing than you, man ...
why you gotta front me like that? i'm talking to kip --	Why don't you leave him alone?
what do you want, shithead?	Why you gotta front me like that? I'm talking to Kip --
but he was always a bad kid, that one.	No. Come on. It was the younger one that was the bad one.
the oldest one.  he was in an argument. a lousy ten-dollar card game. the kid pulls out a gun. it goes off. the kid gets killed. the grandmother hears it and finds out he's been arrested. she has a heart attack.  she drops dead right on the spot. now jeannie's got a husband and son in jail and a mother in the funeral parlor.	But he was always a bad kid, that one.
what? what happened?	The oldest one.  He was in an argument. A lousy ten-dollar card game. The kid pulls out a gun. It goes off. The kid gets killed. The grandmother hears it and finds out he's been arrested. She has a heart attack.  She drops dead right on the spot. Now Jeannie's got a husband and son in jail and a mother in the funeral parlor.
look at jeannie's kid.	What? What happened?
you think i don't know? you think i like to keep this inside? but i gotta, or he'll kill the miserable bastard and he'll be there for life. it's disgusting what you have to put up with.	Look at Jeannie's kid.
no more shines, billy.	Come ooonnn. Tommeeee. We're only kidding. You can't take a joke? Come ooonn.
you remember tommy's shines? the kid was great.  he made mirrors.	No more shines, Billy.
busting his balls?  if i was busting your balls, i'd send you home for your shine box.	You remember Tommy's shines? The kid was great.  He made mirrors.
don't go busting my balls. okay?	Busting his balls?  If I was busting your balls, I'd send you home for your shine box.
listen to him.  "watch the suit," he says.  a little pisser i've known all my life.  hey, tommy, don't go get too big.	Don't go busting my balls. Okay?
hey, billy. watch the suit.	Listen to him.  "Watch the suit," he says.  A little pisser I've known all my life.  Hey, Tommy, don't go get too big.
son of a bitch. get over here.	Hey, Billy. Watch the suit.
billy, how are you?	Son of a bitch. Get over here.
hey, look at him. tommy. you grew up.	Billy, how are you?
here. take it.  now i gotta turn my back on you.	Thirty-two hundred bucks. That's what he gave me. Thirty-two hundred bucks for a lifetime. It wouldn't have paid for the coffin.
you treated me like shit.	Here. Take it.  Now I gotta turn my back on you.
paulie.  you're all i got.  i need help.	You treated me like shit.
paulie, i couldn't come to you. i didn't want to put you in this shit.  i was ashamed to come to you. i knew i was wrong.	Paulie.  You're all I got.  I need help.
you thought i was some fucking jerk?	Paulie, I couldn't come to you. I didn't want to put you in this shit.  I was ashamed to come to you. I knew I was wrong.
but, paulie, i'm sorry. believe me.  i was fucking crazy.  but i'm okay now. i can be trusted.  i'm clean now. on my children. believe me! two weeks cold turkey waiting for bail got my head together...	You thought I was some fucking jerk?
right in my face. you looked in my face and you lied.	But, Paulie, I'm sorry. Believe me.  I was fucking crazy.  But I'm okay now. I can be trusted.  I'm clean now. On my children. Believe me! Two weeks cold turkey waiting for bail got my head together...
it was easy money. i did it in the can.  shit! i learned the junk business in the can, paulie.	Right in my face. You looked in my face and you lied.
you think i didn't know what you were doing?	It was easy money. I did it in the can.  Shit! I learned the junk business in the can, Paulie.
i've been all fucked up since i got out.	You think I didn't know what you were doing?
i warned you a million times.	I've been all fucked up since I got out.
anybody!  you understand?	I understand.
nods again.	Anybody!  You understand?
and, if you hear about anybody else fucking around with that shit, you tell me.	Nods again.
nods.	And, if you hear about anybody else fucking around with that shit, you tell me.
you're only home early because we got you a job, right? and i don't need any heat. you understand?	Nods.
paulie. why would i? i swear.	You're only home early because we got you a job, right? And I don't need any heat. You understand?
i'm not going to get fucked like gribbs. he's seventy years old and the fucking guy is going to die in prison.  i don't need that. i don't care who it is. i'm warning everybody. gribbs got twenty years just because he said hello to some fuck who was sneaking around selling junk behind his back. that's not going to happen to me.  you understand?	Paulie. Why would I? I swear.
i know what you did inside. you did what you had to do. i'm not talking about that.  i'm talking from now on, outside. i'm talking right here.	Why would I get into that?
me? why would i get into that shit?	I know what you did inside. You did what you had to do. I'm not talking about that.  I'm talking from now on, outside. I'm talking right here.
just stay away from the garbage. yon know what i mean.	Me? Why would I get into that shit?
wha?  me?	Just stay away from the garbage. Yon know what I mean.
i don't want any more of that shit.	Wha?  Me?
no. the other one. the one who disappeared up the block from christie. the one they made a beef on.	Oh I Him.
the guy from near where christie used to live?	No. The other one. The one who disappeared up the block from Christie. The one they made a beef on.
no. no. the guy from downtown.	The guy from near where Christie used to live?
what thing? the brooklyn thing?	No. No. The guy from downtown.
what did you hear about that thing?	What thing? The Brooklyn thing?
tell him. it's okay.	What?
what about the schools?	Yeah. What about the kids' school?
okay. don't worry about it. it's okay.	I got scared.
i got seared.	Okay. Don't worry about it. It's okay.
what happened? you okay?	I got seared.
shit you know they would have never found it. why did you do it? why did you do it? my god, why did you have to do it?	Oh no! No!  Noooo!
they had a warrant. they went through everything. they would have found it. i swear.	Shit You know they would have never found it. Why did you do it? Why did you do it? My God, why did you have to do it?
are you fucking nuts? that was forty, fifty thousand.  i need it. i was depending on that money.	They had a warrant. They went through everything. They would have found it. I swear.
what did you want me to do with it? they were all over the house.	Are you fucking nuts? That was forty, fifty thousand.  I need it. I was depending on that money.
you what?	What did you want me to do with it? They were all over the house.
i flushed it down the toilet.	You what?
you know. the stuff i left.	I flushed it down the toilet.
what are you talking about?	You know. The stuff I left.
where's the stuff?	What are you talking about?
so now my plan was to stay alive long enough to sell off the dope that the cops never found and disappear for a while until i got things straightened out.	Where's the stuff?
who's gonna do that?	Just get me out.
safe? here? they'll kill me here. they're all afraid i'm gonna rat them out. people are already looking to walk away from me. i'm dead in here. you gotta get me out.	Who's gonna do that?
then you're safer in here.	Safe? Here? They'll kill me here. They're all afraid I'm gonna rat them out. People are already looking to walk away from me. I'm dead in here. You gotta get me out.
fuck jimmy and the money. didn't i tell you i gotta get out of here first.  i gotta straighten every- thing out with paulie or i'm dead.	Then you're safer in here.
i told jimmy the cops took our cars and froze our bank accounts and he offered to get me some money. be wants to know what's happening. you gotta meet him.	Fuck Jimmy and the money. Didn't I tell you I gotta get out of here first.  I gotta straighten every- thing out with Paulie or I'm dead.
paul will calm down. you'll see.	I told Jimmy the cops took our cars and froze our bank accounts and he offered to get me some money. Be wants to know what's happening. You gotta meet him.
at least jimmy and mickey want to help. i talk to mickey every day. that's more than i can say for the rest.	Paul will calm down. You'll see.
what did he say, exactly?	At least Jimmy and Mickey want to help. I talk to Mickey every day. That's more than I can say for the rest.
jimmy's calling every day. it's urgent.	What did he say, exactly?
she's beautiful.  look at her. henry, look at her.	Hello!  Hello!  Have a good flight?
i had everybody working.  even our old babysitter.	She's beautiful.  Look at her. Henry, look at her.
but you've got to see your parole officer in the afternoon and  i promised we'd take judy to f.a.o. schwarz.	Don't worry about it. You listening to me? Now, come on. We gotta go see Paulie.
don't worry with what. you just start looking for a new place. i'm going to pittsburgh in the morning. the guys from pittsburgh they owe me fifteen grand from our little partnership and it's only the beginning.	But you've got to see your parole officer in the afternoon and  I promised we'd take Judy to F.A.O. Schwarz.
with what?	Don't worry with what. You just start looking for a new place. I'm going to Pittsburgh in the morning. The guys from Pittsburgh they owe me fifteen grand from our little partnership and it's only the beginning.
get packed.  we're getting out of here.	With what?
never.	Get packed.  We're getting out of here.
i don't want to hear about her anymore.	Never.
don't worry about paulie. is he helping you? is he putting food on the table? we've got to help ourselves. we just have to be careful while we do it.	I don't want to hear about her anymore.
i'm afraid. i'm afraid if paulie finds out.	Don't worry about Paulie. Is he helping you? Is he putting food on the table? We've got to help ourselves. We just have to be careful while we do it.
yes, you can. i've got it set up. we'll be fine. all i need is for you to keep bringing the stuff. i've got a guy in here from pittsburgh who'll move it for me. believe me, in a month we'll be fine. we won't need anybody.	I'm afraid. I'm afraid if Paulie finds out.
i can't do it anymore.	Yes, you can. I've got it set up. We'll be fine. All I need is for you to keep bringing the stuff. I've got a guy in here from Pittsburgh who'll move it for me. Believe me, in a month we'll be fine. We won't need anybody.
it's only you and me. that's what happens when you go away. we're on our own. forget everybody.  forget paulie.  as long as he's on parole he doesn't want anybody doing anything.	I can't do it anymore.
even paulie, since he got out, i hardly see him.	It's only you and me. That's what happens when you go away. We're on our own. Forget everybody.  Forget Paulie.  As long as he's on parole he doesn't want anybody doing anything.
we've got to help each other.	Even Paulie, since he got out, I hardly see him.
he told me to take the kids to the police station and make the cops put me on welfare.	We've got to help each other.
it'll be okay.	He told me to take the kids to the police station and make the cops put me on welfare.
nobody's helping me. tommy got four years. marty and fran are broke.  i asked your friend remo for the money he owed you, and you know what he told me?	It'll be okay.
let her carry this shit inside.	Nobody's helping me. Tommy got four years. Marty and Fran are broke.  I asked your friend Remo for the money he owed you, and you know what he told me?
stop! stop!	Let her carry this shit inside.
you want her to visit you?  good! let her stay up all night crying and writing letters to the parole board.	What am I doing? I'm in here! I'm in jail. I can't stop people from coming to see me.
jezuz christ!	You want her to visit you?  Good! Let her stay up all night crying and writing letters to the parole board.
don't lie to me. i saw her name in the register.	Jezuz Christ!
what are you talking about?	Don't lie to me. I saw her name in the register.
you son of a bitch. she's been here.	What are you talking about?
i've been all over town. i got a call from the bondman.  he says they're going to rescind your bail if you don't show up and sign in right now. they're going to take away the house.	Shit.
i'm just having my last few drinks.	I've been all over town. I got a call from the bondman.  He says they're going to rescind your bail if you don't show up and sign in right now. They're going to take away the house.
i thought you were supposed to turn yourself in at ten o'clock this morning?	I'm just having my last few drinks.
the truth was, that no matter how bad i felt, i was still very attracted to him. why should i give him up to someone else? why should she win?	Son of a bitch.
it's all bullshit. i swear. it's nothing. whatever you want, we'll do.	The truth was, that no matter how bad I felt, I was still very attracted to him. Why should I give him up to someone else? Why should she win?
henry.  wake up.	What's the matter with you?  You're crazy.
i don't care. something's going on.	That again.
i'm gonna need some money.	How much?
i don't know. i don't know if i could live that way. what if, god forbid, you go to prison. mickey said jeannie's husband --	Are you nuts?  Jeannie's husband went to the can just to get away from her, she's such a pain in the ass. Let me tell you. Nobody goes to jail unless they want to, unless they make themselves get caught. They do stuff with the wrong people. They don't have things organized. You know who goes to jail? Nigger stickup men. That's who. And they only get caught because they fall asleep in the getaway car.
the bag with the envelopes.	Oh that. Don't worry about that. Nobody's gonna steal it.
what bag?	The bag with the envelopes.
my bag. my bag.	What bag?
what are you gonna do?	Get inside!
go inside. i'll be right there.	What are you gonna do?
i'm in construction.	They don't feel like you're in construction.
what do you do?	I'm in construction.
what're you doing? what about the car?	He watches it for me. It's better than waiting at a garage.
talk? to you? after what you did!	I thought you were going to stand me up. You looked bored. You didn't say anything. What did you expect. Tommy was all over me. Right?
she's screaming on the street and i mean loud, but she looked good. she had these violet eyes.  i remember she's screaming, but mostly i'm looking at her eyes. they were just like elizabeth taylor's. that's what everybody said.	Talk? To you? After what you did!
take it easy.  we can talk about it.	She's screaming on the street and I mean loud, but she looked good. She had these violet eyes.  I remember she's screaming, but mostly I'm looking at her eyes. They were just like Elizabeth Taylor's. That's what everybody said.
liar!	Take it easy.  We can talk about it.
i didn't know, i swear.  i thought it was next week.	Liar!
have more coffee.  it'll wake you up.	I couldn't wait to get away. I was ordering the dessert when they were eating dinner. When they were having coffee, I was asking for a check.
i had a meeting with tuddy around eleven o'clock and here i am a back-up guy.	Have more coffee.  It'll wake you up.
yeah.	I want you and Anthony to go down there and take care of that bastard. Without him, they've got no case.
he's hiding, the son of a bitch, in florida.	Yeah.
yeah.	He's hiding, thE son of a bitch, in Florida.
it's that rat bastard from pittsburgh. he ratted you all out. he's been a rat since he got busted in pittsburgh.	Yeah.
how?	It's that rat bastard from Pittsburgh. He ratted you all out. He's been a rat since he got busted in Pittsburgh.
i think you got a good shot at beating the case.	How?
he was jumpy. he hadn't touched a thing. in the old days, jimmy would have ordered doubles and eaten it all.  on the surface, of course, everything was supposed to be fine. we were supposed to be discussing my case, just like we always would, but i had a feeling jimmy was trying to sense whether i was going to rat him out to save my neck.	I think you got a good shot at beating the case.
i can't eat,  just get me some coffee.	He was jumpy. He hadn't touched a thing. In the old days, Jimmy would have ordered doubles and eaten it all.  On the surface, of course, everything was supposed to be fine. We were supposed to be discussing my case, just like we always would, but I had a feeling Jimmy was trying to sense whether I was going to rat him out to save my neck.
what fucking good are these things? they don't fit. what do i need this for? i'm not paying for this shit.	Right away I knew he didn't want them. I knew I was going to get stuck for the money. I only bought the damn guns because he wanted them. And now, he didn't want them. I didn't say a thing. Jimmy was so pissed he didn't even say goodbye.
i better call again.	Jimmy and I could never be made, because we bad Irish blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was Sicilian. To become a member of a crew, you've got to be one hundred percent Italian So that they can trace all your relatives back to the old country.
nah.	I better call again.
you want the melon?	Nah.
i do it all the time. bust their fucking balls.	Jimmy, come on. Fuck 'em. Don't give them the satisfaction.
come on, don't fuck around, will ya?	I do it all the time. Bust their fucking balls.
watch this.	Come on, don't fuck around, will ya?
who gives a fuck? tall her he ran away with a broad. what do you care about her.	Watch this.
what'll i tell fran?	Who gives a fuck? Tall her he ran away with a broad. What do you care about her.
paulie's gonna make him?	Who else? Paulie got the okay. This little guinea fuck. Someday he's gonna be a boss. Can you believe someday we'll work for him.
there are cops all over the place.	So what?  Where are they gonna go?
don't worry about it.	There are cops all over the place.
what's going on? what happened to stacks? is everything okay?	Don't worry about it.
oh yeah? anything you say.	What's going on? What happened to Stacks? Is everything okay?
i gotta talk to you.	Have a drink first.
give'm a drink.	I gotta talk to you.
jimmy.	We did it.  We did it.
for christmas. your share.  it's just a taste.	Jimmy.
what lions? i'm not going near any lions.	We only have to shove'em over the moat.
we're gonna feed the bastard to the lions.	What lions? I'm not going near any lions.
if paulie finds out, we got problems.	Fuck Paulie. If Batts' crew finds we whacked him, we got real problems.
it's still better than letting somebody find him.	If Paulie finds out, we got problems.
it's been six months.	It's still better than letting somebody find him.
the guy just sold the property. they're gonna build condominiums and i don't want anybody digging up the little bastard.	It's been six months.
what?	The guy just sold the property. They're gonna build condominiums and I don't want anybody digging up the little bastard.
well, we gotta dig him up again.	What?
paulie was just talking about him.	Well, we gotta dig him up again.
we got a problem, that thing we took care of upstate?	Paulie was just talking about him.
you got money for your bullshit television, don't you?  i gotta watch you swimming back and forth on tv all night long, don't i? you got money for that, but you don't have my money?	Jimmy. He'll be okay. He's good for it. Relax.
keep 'em coming.	Jimmy was one of the most feared gays in the city.  He was first locked up at eleven and was doing hits for mob bosses when he was sixteen. Hits never bothered him. It was business. But what he really loved to do was steal.  I mean, he actually enjoyed it.  Jimmy was the kind of guy who rooted for the bad guys in the movies.  He was one of the city's biggest hijackers. Clothes. Razor blades. Booze. Cigarettes. Shrimp and lobsters. Shrimp and lobsters were the best. They went fast.
what are we going to do with him? we can't dump him in the street.	Bring the car round back. I know a place Upstate they'll never find him.
but i got two hundred and fifty coming.  it's my share.  jimmy owes me.	Marty, please. Let me talk to him.
he heard.	But I got two hundred and fifty coming.  It's my share.  Jimmy owes me.
i want to talk to jimmy.	He heard.
and jimmy's in it, right?	Will you stop.
done.	And Jimmy's in it, right?
it's a fait accompli?	Done.
i didn't agree to three points over the vig.- what am i nuts? i didn't need it that much.	What are you gonna do? Fight with him?  He wants his money.
i you wasted eight fucking aprons on that guy. :	I remember feeling bad about the guy. But I remember feeling that maybe Tuddy was right.  I knew Paulie didn't want anybody dying in the building.
you're some fucking jerk.	I You wasted eight fucking aprons on that guy. :
it was the first time i had ever seen anyone shot.	You're some fucking jerk.
whadda you mean, you can't make any more deliveries? you're going to fuck up everything?	My father got a letter from the school. He said the next time he'll kill me.
i can't make any more deliveries.	Whadda you mean, you can't make any more deliveries? You're going to fuck up everything?
what happened to you?	I can't make any more deliveries.
i don't care. i need my hat.  i won't go without it.	What could I do?  If she insisted, I had to drive her home for her goddamn hat.  I threw the package in the kitchen and went to take her hone.
do you realize what we're involved in here now?	I don't care. I need my hat.  I won't go without it.
what for? i got a pound of stuff in my jacket i've been carrying around all day. we gotta start taping it to your leg.	I gotta go home and get my hat.
i gotta go home.	What for? I got a pound of stuff in my jacket I've been carrying around all day. We gotta start taping it to your leg.
jesus! you must think i'm dumb. what are you bugging me for? i know what to do!	Just make sure you do it. You know what I mean?
now this is important. make sure you leave the house when you make the call. you understand? do you hear me? it's important.  call from an outside phone. i mean it.	Jesus! You must think I'm dumb. What are you bugging me for? I know what to do!
yeah, yeah.	Now this is important. Make sure you leave the house when you make the call. You understand? Do you hear me? It's important.  Call from an outside phone. I mean it.
you know what to do?	Yeah, yeah.
yeah.	Tell Michael not to 1et the sauce stick.
you ready?	Yeah.
where'd you find such creeps?	They're okay and it's worth it. Ain't it?
tommy, come on. put the gun away.	No. It's okay. Just watch this. Watch it.
no, no. it's okay.	Tommy, come on. Put the gun away.
tommy, don't fuck around. put the gun away. tommy!	No, no. It's okay.
is it my fault she won't go out without her girlfriend?  for chrissake.  come on.  you don't even have to stay.  jeesuz!  what's the big deal?	Tommy  ...
will you get the fuck out of here.	Is it my fault she won't go out without her girlfriend?  For Chrissake.  Come on.  You don't even have to stay.  Jeesuz!  What's the big deal?
you gotta help me. okay? this girl i told you about? diana? she's from the five towns. she's jewish. she won't go out with me alone. can you believe this shit? she's fucking prejudiced, but she's built. she's never been out with an italian before. she says she'll only go out on a double date with her girlfriend.  you believe this shit? but you gotta see her. i mean, she's beautiful.	Will you get the fuck out of here.
batts's made. his whole crew is going to be looking for him. this is fucking bad.	There's a shovel at my mother's.
tommy.  come on. relax.	Keep him here. I'm going for a bag.
he's insulting me. rat bastard. he's never been any fuckin' good.	Tommy.  Come on. Relax.
tommy. he. doesn't mean anything. forget about it.	He's insulting me. Rat bastard. He's never been any fuckin' good.
i don't give a shit. that guy's got no right.	Tommy. He. doesn't mean anything. Forget about it.
come on, relax. he's drunk.  he's been locked up for six years.	I don't give a shit. That guy's got no right.
it's okay. i'll make it up.  i promise. just hurry it up a little. okay?	Okay?
i don't need this... you said tonight and now it's not tonight...	It's okay. I'll make it up.  I promise. Just hurry it up a little. Okay?
are you okay? what happened?	Nothing. I dropped the soap. That's all.
hey, come on. i gotta meet somebody.	So do I.
i hate to do dishes.	Hey, come on. I gotta meet somebody.
don't start. i told you to clean up. look at this place. it's a pigpen. look around here. why do you think i bought you the dishwasher? look. look at this.  there's enough powder around here to put us all away.	I hate to do dishes.
stay there.	Don't start. I told you to clean up. Look at this place. It's a pigpen. Look around here. Why do you think I bought you the dishwasher? Look. Look at this.  There's enough powder around here to put us all away.
the third store down.	Jimmy just stood there on the sidewalk. It felt funny. I started walking down the block, but I noticed the stores were empty.
i know. i know. but it'll be okay. don't worry. i got some money for you. it's down the block.	The third store down.
he says he's too hot.  he doesn't even know i came here today.  it's like he's crazy. jimmy.	I know. I know. But it'll be okay. Don't worry. I got some money for you. It's down the block.
i gotta talk to him as soon as i can.	He says he's too hot.  He doesn't even know I came here today.  It's like he's crazy. Jimmy.
jimmy.  i don't know.  i got so much else on my mind.  i got the kids.  we got no money.	I gotta talk to him as soon as I can.
did he say what they're asking him about?	Jimmy.  I don't know.  I got so much else on my mind.  I got the kids.  We got no money.
he's okay. they sobered him up.	Did he say what they're asking him about?
how is he? okay? are they busting his chops?	He's okay. They sobered him up.
do?  what can you do?  what did you expect?  he wasn't jewish. did you know bow they live?  your father would never stay out this late without calling.  in thirty years he never stayed out all night.	Stayed out? Daddy never went out at all.
ma!  stop! what do you want me to do?	Do?  What can you do?  What did you expect?  He wasn't Jewish. Did you know bow they live?  Your father would never stay out this late without calling.  In thirty years he never stayed out all night.
driving you crazy?  don't get me started.  you're here a month and sometimes i know he doesn't come home at all. what kind of people are these?	Ma!  Stop! What do you want me to do?
ma!  please! you're driving me crazy.	Driving you crazy?  Don't get me started.  You're here a month and sometimes I know he doesn't come home at all. What kind of people are these?
he's got your father upset. good thing he doesn't have to go to work in the morning. is this what he deserves?	Ma!  Please! You're driving me crazy.
look. he's got the whole house in an uproar.	He's got your father upset. Good thing he doesn't have to go to work in the morning. Is this what he deserves?
don't bring that up. you're the one who wanted us here.	Look. He's got the whole house in an uproar.
if he was so grown up he'd get you two an apartment.	Don't bring that up. You're the one who wanted us here.
he's a grown man. be doesn't have to call every five minutes.	If he was so grown up he'd get you two an apartment.
what kind of person doesn't call?	He's a grown man. Be doesn't have to call every five minutes.
he's with his friends.	What kind of person doesn't call?
he didn't call?	He's with his friends.
they won't be left back. they'll stay in their grade.	That's important.
i don't want them left back.	They won't be left back. They'll stay in their grade.
don't worry about the schools. we'll take care of the schools.	I don't want them left back.
i got dry cleaning.	We'll pick it up.
we'll pack up everything and send it to you.	I got dry cleaning.
you want a partner?	Please?
paulie, i swear, i'm afraid. the guy's nuts. what do i have to do? whatever i gotta do, i'll do.	What can I do? If I could do something, don't you think I would?
someday they'll get what's coming to them. that's the only way they'll stop.	Paulie, I swear, I'm afraid. The guy's nuts. What do I have to do? Whatever I gotta do, I'll do.
but, paulie, please.	Someday they'll get what's coming to them. That's the only way they'll stop.
you?  you think you're the only one?  i've talked to them a million times, but they don't listen.	But, Paulie, please.
but it isn't right, paulie. that tommy, he's making trouble for me all over town.  i can't go here.  i can't go there.	You?  You think you're the only one?  I've talked to them a million times, but they don't listen.
you think that matters?  you think they give a shit about anything? the little bastards.	But it isn't right, Paulie. That Tommy, he's making trouble for me all over town.  I can't go here.  I can't go there.
but i'm worried. i'm hearing all kinds of things. paulie.  you know me all my life.  i've always done the right thing.	You think that matters?  You think they give a shit about anything? The little bastards.
if you knew those fucking kids. they're nuts. especially that tommy. what am i going to do with them?	But I'm worried. I'm hearing all kinds of things. Paulie.  You know me all my life.  I've always done the right thing.
no way! you're kiddin'!	No, he was so hammered that he drove the police cruiser home. Fuckin' lights and everything!
oh shit.	Guy's tryin' to walk the line--but he can't even fuckin' stand up, and so my uncle's gonna spend a night in jail. Just then there's this fuckin' BOOM like fifty yards down the road. Some guy's car hit a tree.
two weeks? that's nothin'. my uncle marty? will knows him. that guy fuckin' drinks like you've never seen! one night he was drivin' back to his house on i-93-- statie pulls him over.	Oh shit.
what? come on!	I'm sorry, 'cause you know Mikey, the fuckin guy loves animals, and this is the last person you'd want this to happen to.
well you know how he loves animals right? anyway, last week he's drivin' home...	What? Come on!
yeah.	Well you know how he loves animals right? Anyway, last week he's drivin' home...
you guys know my cousin mikey sullivan?	Yeah.
i've been shit faced for like two weeks.	Oh great, tell her that! Now she really thinks we're problem drinkers!
all right, then.	Watch what happens.
keep fuckin' with me. watch what happens.	All right, then.
suck my cock!	Oh, Morgan!
submit, bitch! submit! submit!	Suck my cock!
fuck you, you fat fuck.	Least I work for a livin'.  Why'd you get fired?
--yah, restructurin' the amount of retards they had workin' for them.	Fuck you, you fat fuck.
who's she talking to?	That fuckin' guinea, Will knows him.
you're kiddin' me.	Yeah, I figured now that you got your big job over in Cambridge, you needed some way to get over there and I knew I wasn't gonna drive you every day...
why didn't you yoke him?	Little Morgan's got a lot a scrap, dude. I'd rather fight a big kid, they never fight, everyone's scared of 'em. You know how many people try to whip Morgan's ass every week? Fuckin' kid won't back down.
no, i had to talk him down.	Why didn't you yoke him?
you and morgan throw?	No, I had to talk him down.
you don't know that.	Let me tell you what I do know. Every day I come by to pick you up, and we go out drinkin' or whatever and we have a few laughs. But you know what the best part of my day is? The ten seconds before I knock on the door 'cause I let myself think I might get there, and you'd be gone. I'd knock on the door and you wouldn't be there. You just left.
fuck you. you owe it to me. tomorrow i'm gonna wake up and i'll be fifty and i'll still be doin' this. and that's all right 'cause i'm gonna make a run at it. but you, you're sittin' on a winning lottery ticket and you're too much of a pussy to cash it in. and that's bullshit 'cause i'd do anything to have what you got! and so would any of these guys. it'd be a fuckin' insult to us if you're still here in twenty years.	You don't know that.
why is it always this? i owe it to myself? what if i don't want to?	Fuck you. You owe it to me. Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be fifty and I'll still be doin' this. And that's all right 'cause I'm gonna make a run at it. But you, you're sittin' on a winning lottery ticket and you're too much of a pussy to cash it in. And that's bullshit 'cause I'd do anything to have what you got! And so would any of these guys. It'd be a fuckin' insult to us if you're still here in twenty years.
listen, you got somethin' that none of us have.	Why is it always this? I owe it to myself? What if I don't want to?
chuckie, what are you talkin'...	Listen, you got somethin' that none of us have.
look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way, but in 20 years, if you're livin' next door to me, comin' over watchin' the fuckin' patriots' games and still workin' construction, i'll fuckin' kill you. and that's not a threat, that's a fact. i'll fuckin' kill you.	Chuckie, what are you talkin'...
what do i want a way outta here for? i want to live here the rest of my life. i want to be your next door neighbor. i want to take out kids to little league together up foley field.	Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way, but in 20 years, if you're livin' next door to me, comin' over watchin' the fuckin' Patriots' games and still workin' construction, I'll fuckin' kill you. And that's not a threat, that's a fact. I'll fuckin' kill you.
it's a way outta here.	What do I want a way outta here for? I want to live here the rest of my life. I want to be your next door neighbor. I want to take out kids to little league together up Foley Field.
yeah, be a fuckin' lab rat.	It's a way outta here.
yah, but it's better than this shit. at least you'd make some nice bank.	Yeah, be a fuckin' lab rat.
yeah, sit in a room and do long division for the next fifty years.	Yah, but it's better than this shit. At least you'd make some nice bank.
are they hookin' you up with a job?	Yeah, sit in a room and do long division for the next fifty years.
week after i'm twenty-one.	Are they hookin' you up with a job?
suck my crank. fuckin' sheet metal pussy.  so, when are you done with those meetin's?	Week after I'm twenty-one.
oh i'm sure, that's why only one of us has herpes.	Some shows are worth the price of admission, partner.
sorry, brother.  i don't know what to tell ya. you know all the girls i been with. you been with 'em too, except for cheryl mcgovern which was a big mistake on your part brother...	Oh I'm sure, that's why only one of us has herpes.
she went to medical school in california.	Sorry, brother.  I don't know what to tell ya. You know all the girls I been with. You been with 'em too, except for Cheryl McGovern which was a big mistake on your part brother...
what?	She went to Medical school in California.
gone.	What?
how's the woman?	Gone.
thanks, chuck.	Don't get too slap-happy, you're takin' me home first. WILL I don't know, Chuck. It's kinda outta the way.
what do i look like, al cowlins?  you want to take my car, drop her off?	I was countin' on it.
i don't know what the fuck you're doin'. you're givin' us a ride.	What do I look like, Al Cowlins?  You want to take my car, drop her off?
why not?	I don't know.
i didn't get on cathy last night.	Why not?
who'd you call?	No one. I didn't have the number.
probation, counselin', few days a week.	You're fuckin' good.
what'd you get? you get leniency?	Probation, counselin', few days a week.
when's the arraignment?	Next week.
hey, thanks for comin' out.	Yeah, you're all invited over to Morgan's house for a complementary fish sandwhich.
what do we got?	I don't know yet.
jesus, that's really bad, did anyone even order a flyin' fish?	No, and we got four of 'em.
she didn't do it again did she?	Jesus Christ. Not even close.
she's sharp as a marble.	We're not goin'.  I don't even like "Kelly's."
i don't know, we'll fuck up some smart kids.  you'd prob'ly fit right in.	Fuck you.
what are we gonna do up there?	I don't know, we'll fuck up some smart kids.  You'd prob'ly fit right in.
casey's bouncin' at a bar up harvard. we should go there sometime.	What are we gonna do up there?
stop crowdin the plate!	Casey's bouncin' at a bar up Harvard. We should go there sometime.
stop brushin' me back!	Stop crowdin the plate!
yeah, so he's like "check the front of my truck, i can prove i hit it 'cause there's probably some blood or something"--	--or a tail--
chuckie, what the fuck happened?	Okay. He's driving along and this fuckin' cat jumps in front of his car, and so he hits this cat--
is that true?	Yeah, it is.
i don't care what his family's like or if he doesn't have any brothers, but he doesn't have to lie to me.	I really don't know what to say. Look, I lie to women all the time. That's just my way.  Last week Morgan brought these girls down from Roslindale. I told them I was a cosmonaut. They believed me. But Will's not usually like that--
well, i don't have no trousers on...	I don't care what his family's like or if he doesn't have any brothers, but he doesn't have to lie to me.
i just wanted to find out what was going on...but now that i'm here it seems strange, doesn't it?	Well, I don't have no trousers on...
you caught that, huh?	I just wanted to find out what was going on...But now that I'm here it seems strange, doesn't it?
see, now this doesn't feel right.  when i made the decision to come over here it felt right. i had all these rationalizations... i just don't understand why will never tells me anything, he won't let me get close to him, he tells me these weird lies--	You caught that, huh?
let's take a walk. ext. chuckie's street -- day	See, now this doesn't feel right.  When I made the decision to come over here it felt right. I had all these rationalizations... I just don't understand why Will never tells me anything, he won't let me get close to him, he tells me these weird lies--
okay.	Let's take a walk. EXT. CHUCKIE'S STREET -- DAY
she'll live.  if she starts yelling again i might have to run in real quick and beat her with the stick again but...	Okay.
is this a bad time?	She'll live.  If she starts yelling again I might have to run in real quick and beat her with the stick again but...
what? no. this is my mother's house. i don't live with my mother. i just stop by, help out. i'm good like that.	Is this a bad time?
i guess so.	What? No. This is my mother's house. I don't live with my mother. I just stop by, help out. I'm good like that.
oh, right.	This is your house, right?
you were the only sullivan in the phone book.	Oh, right.
how'd you know where to find me?	You were the only Sullivan in the phone book.
good.	How'd you know where to find me?
how you doin'?	Good.
hi.	How you doin'?
yeah, not tonight. not any other night. he knows, once you see that shit-hole he's gettin' dropped like a bad habit.	I wanted to meet your brothers...
i'm glad you came by, changed my opinion of harvard people.	See ya' Chuckie. I had fun.
oh...	Yah, it's not a bad school...
ah, history i think.	Oh...
what class?	Ah, history I think.
okay.	So, you ladies ah, go to school here?
fuck you, i did the body work. whose fuckin' router you think sanded out all that bondo?	Guy's been up my ass for two years about a fuckin' job. I had to let him help with the car.
me and bill scraped together the parts, worked on it. morgan was out panhandlin' every day.	Fuck you, I did the body work. Whose fuckin' router you think sanded out all that bondo?
hey, asshole. happy birthday.	You thought we forgot, didn't you? I know I'm gettin' my licks in.
shut the fuck up.	Hey, asshole. Happy Birthday.
what'd you say about me?	Shut the fuck up.
save it for your mother, funny guy. we heard it before.	Oh, Morgan.
oh my god, i got the most fucked up thing i been meanin' to tell you.	Save it for your mother, funny guy. We heard it before.
why don't you beat off at your house?	I don't have a VCR at my house.
what's up guys?	Why don't you beat off at your house?
chuck, let's go.	You're walkin' bitch, Will's takin' the car.
it's a good thing no one's irish here.	I'm Irish.
did your uncle get arrested?	The fuckin' Trooper was so embarrassed he didn't do anything. The fuckin' guy had been drivin' around in my Uncle's car all night lookin' for the house.
holy shit.	So in the morning, there's a knock on the door it's the Statie. So my Uncle's like, "Is there a problem?" And the Statie's like "I pulled you over and you took off." And my Uncle's like "I never seen you before in my life, I been home all night with my kids." And Statie's like "Let me get in your garage!" So he's like "All right, fine." He takes around the garage and opens the door --and the Statie's cruiser is in my Uncle's garage.
yeah, he was probably drunker than my uncle, who fuckin' knows? so the cop goes "stay here" and he goes runnin' down the highway to deal with the other crash. so, my uncle marty's standin' on the side of the road for a little while, and he's so fuckin' lit, that he forgets what he's waitin' for. so he goes, "fuck it." he gets in his car and drives home.	Holy shit.
some other guy?	Yeah, he was probably drunker than my Uncle, who fuckin' knows? So the cop goes "Stay here" And he goes runnin' down the highway to deal with the other crash. So, my Uncle Marty's standin' on the side of the road for a little while, and he's so fuckin' lit, that he forgets what he's waitin' for. So he goes, "Fuck it." He gets in his car and drives home.
what the fuck? i just asked you for a job yesterday!	I told you "no" yesterday!
my uncle can probably get you on my demo team.	What the fuck? I just asked you for a job yesterday!
you got fired from pushing a broom, you little bitch.	Yah, that was different. Management was restructurin'--
morgan, let's go.	I'm serious Chuckie, I ain't goin'.
no, why didn't you fight him at the park if you wanted to? i'm not goin' now, i'm eatin' my snack. will  so don't go.	Morgan, Let's go.
shut up.	No, why didn't you fight him at the park if you wanted to? I'm not goin' now, I'm eatin' my snack. WILL  So don't go.
come on, will...	Shut up.
did she get my double burger?	NO SHE DIDN'T GET YOUR DOUBLE BURGER!! IT'S ALL FUCKIN' FLYIN' FISH FILET!!
why you gotta be an asshole chuckie?	I think you should establish a good line of credit.
well give me your fuckin' change and we'll put your fuckin' sandwhich on lay-away.	Why you gotta be an asshole Chuckie?
i told you, i just got change.	Well give me your fuckin' change and we'll put your fuckin' sandwhich on lay-away.
how much money you got?	I told you, I just got change.
yah, all right...	How much money you got?
what do you mean "your sandwhich?" i bought it.	Yah, all right...
so why don't you give me my sandwhich?	What do you mean "your sandwhich?" I bought it.
would you shut the fuck up! i know what you ordered, i was there!	So why don't you give me my sandwhich?
all right morgan, fine. i'll tell you why we're not going to "kelly's." it's because the take-out bitch is a fuckin' idiot. i'm sorry you like her but she's dumb as a post and she has never got our order right, never once.	She's not stupid.
morgan, i'm not goin' to "kelly's roast beef" just cause you like the take-out girl. it's fifteen minutes out of our way. morgan what else we gonna do we can't spare fifteen minutes?	All right Morgan, fine. I'll tell you why we're not going to "Kelly's." It's because the take-out bitch is a fuckin' idiot. I'm sorry you like her but she's dumb as a post and she has never got our order right, never once.
what morgan, you're not gonna go talk to her?	Fuck her.
fuck this, let's get something to eat...	What Morgan, you're not gonna go talk to her?
yah, that is a nice ass.	You could put a pool in that backyard.
will!	And so they go around to the front of his truck...and there's another cat on the grille.
jesus.	And all the time he's apologizin' to the cat, goin' "I'm sorry." BANG, "I'm sorry." BANG!
--that isn't funny--	--and he's like "shit! Motherfucker!" And he looks in his rearview and sees this cat-- I'm sorry--
will you take a check?	Come now...what do you think I am, a juvinile? You don't got any money on you right now. You think I'm gonna take a check? EXECUTIVE It's fine, John, I can cover the rest.
i have about seventy-three...	Will you take a check?
i don't think i...larry?	I have about seventy-three...
allegedly, what i am saying is your situation will be concurrently improved if i had two hundred sheets in my pocket right now.	I don't think I...Larry?
you want us to give you cash right now?	Allegedly, what I am saying is your situation will be concurrently improved if I had two hundred sheets in my pocket right now.
retainer...	You want us to give you cash right now?
will, our offer starts you at eighty- four thousand a year, plus benefits.	Retainer...
i'm not sure--	--These circumstances are mitigated. Right now. They're mitigated.
all right, are we gonna have a problem?	There's no problem. I was just hoping you could give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the early colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War the economic modalities especially of the southern colonies could most aptly be characterized as agrarian pre- capitalist and...
elementary? oh, i don't doubt that it was. i remember the class, it was just between recess and lunch.	All right, are we gonna have a problem?
to tell you the truth, i wasn't there much. the class was rather elementary.	Elementary? Oh, I don't doubt that it was. I remember the class, it was just between recess and lunch.
hey, i'm the last guy to want to talk about school at the bar. but as long as you're here i want to "seize" the opportunity to ask you a question.	To tell you the truth, I wasn't there much. The class was rather elementary.
hey, come on pal we're in classes all day. that's one thing about harvard never seizes to amaze me, everybody's talkin' about school all the time.	Hey, I'm the last guy to want to talk about school at the bar. But as long as you're here I want to "seize" the opportunity to ask you a question.
history? just "history?" it must have been a survey course then.	Hey, come on pal we're in classes all day. That's one thing about Harvard never seizes to amaze me, everybody's talkin' about school all the time.
good, it was all right.	History? Just "history?" It must have been a survey course then.
how'd you like that course?	Good, it was all right.
history.	How'd you like that course?
what class did you say that was?	History.
that's exactly right, will. so the question as i see it isn't "why should you work for n.s.a." it's "why shouldn't you?"	Why shouldn't I work for the National Security Agency? That's a tough one.
come on, that's what you do. you handle more than eighty percent of the intelligence workload. you're seven times the size of the c.i.a.	That's exactly right, Will. So the question as I see it isn't "why should you work for N.S.A." it's "why shouldn't you?"
that's one aspect of what we do.	Come on, that's what you do. You handle more than eighty percent of the intelligence workload. You're seven times the size of the C.I.A.
codebreaking.	That's one aspect of what we do.
well, you'd be working on the cutting edge. you'd be exposed to the kind of technology you couldn't see anywhere else because we've classified it. super string theory, chaos math, advanced algorithms--	Codebreaking.
so why do you think i should work for the national security agency?	Well, you'd be working on the cutting edge. You'd be exposed to the kind of technology you couldn't see anywhere else because we've classified it. Super string theory, Chaos Math, Advanced algorithms--
down there.  and i'm nervous.	You don't have to be nervous, Will.
where is it touching you?	Down there.  And I'm nervous.
it's touching me.	Where is it touching you?
you're in a safe place, will.	It's touching me.
it's like a small figure, hoverin' over me. gettin' closer.	You're in a safe place, Will.
what is it?	It's like a small figure, hoverin' over me. Gettin' closer.
somethin's in my room.	What is it?
and what do you see?	Somethin's in my room.
seven.	And what do you see?
okay, you're in your bed, will. now how old are you?	Seven.
--maker builds "k" to the "n." n is three to the k times--	--But--
no, there's a limit.	The limit is not found!  The limit is not found.
maker can. this is not new, gerry!	No, there's a limit.
--but what he's doing, he's attaching an edge to the adjacent vertex. he can always failsafe to either side--	Maker can. This is not new, Gerry!
with a ramses graph on the binary tree--	--But what he's doing, he's attaching an edge to the adjacent vertex. He can always failsafe to either side--
alexander, i know your theory. the boy is updating, he's strategy stealing...	With a Ramses graph on the binary tree--
please, i'm a professor here and it's very important.	Well, he didn't show up for work today...
no, no. nothing like that. i just need his name. terry i can't give you his name unless you have a complaint.	Please, I'm a professor here and it's very important.
well, if something was stolen, i should know about it.	No, no. Nothing like that. I just need his name. TERRY I can't give you his name unless you have a complaint.
building two.	Well, if something was stolen, I should know about it.
which one's your building?	Building two.
could you just check, because the young man who works in my building--	Which one's your building?
no students work for me.	Could you just check, because the young man who works in my building--
i'm trying to find the name of a student who works here.	No students work for me.
yeah, can i help you?	I'm trying to find the name of a student who works here.
excuse me. is this the buildings and grounds office?	Yeah, can I help you?
listen, i'll be nearby so, if you need some help, or you get stuck again, don't be afraid to give me a call.	Thank you, Will. I'll do that.
yes.	Listen, I'll be nearby so, if you need some help, or you get stuck again, don't be afraid to give me a call.
i appreciate that.	Yes.
this job... do it if it's what you really want.	I appreciate that.
bullshit.	This job... Do it if it's what you really want.
i just want you to know...it's been a pleasure.	Bullshit.
thank you.	I just want you to know...It's been a pleasure.
sam called me. from tri-tech. he says you start working for them next week.	Thank you.
i was just sayin' goodbye to sean.	Sam called me. From Tri-tech. He says you start working for them next week.
you know, you're no longer required to come here.	I was just sayin' goodbye to Sean.
hey, how you doin'?	You know, you're no longer required to come here.
will.	Hey, how you doin'?
i can come back.	No, that's fine, Will. I was just leaving.
what are you smiling at?	It's a Carlton Fisk baseball card.
well, i'm sorry.	So am I.  Yes. That's right, Will. Most days I wish I never met you. Because then I could sleep at night. I wouldn't have to walk around with the knowledge that someone like you was out there. And I wouldn't have to watch you throw it all away.
sure, then you'd have more time to sit around and get drunk. think of how many fights you could have been in by now.	Well, I'm sorry.
--you know how fuckin' easy this is to me? this is a joke!  and i'm sorry you can't do this. i really am. 'cause if you could i wouldn't be forced to watch you fumble around and fuck it up.	Sure, then you'd have more time to sit around and get drunk. Think of how many fights you could have been in by now.
the least you can do is show me a little appreciation.	--You know how fuckin' easy this is to me? This is a joke!  And I'm sorry you can't do this. I really am. 'Cause if you could I wouldn't be forced to watch you fumble around and fuck it up.
--maybe i don't want to spend my life sittin' around and explaining shit to people.	The least you can do is show me a little appreciation.
i'll cancel every meeting right now. i'll give you a job myself. i just wanted you to see what was out there.	--Maybe I don't want to spend my life sittin' around and explaining shit to people.
then don't set up any more meetings.	I'll cancel every meeting right now. I'll give you a job myself. I just wanted you to see what was out there.
will, on your own time, you can do what you like. when i set up a meeting, with my associates, and you don't show up it reflects poorly on me.	Then don't set up any more meetings.
i couldn't go 'cause i had a date. so i sent my cheif negotiator.	Will, on your own time, you can do what you like. When I set up a meeting, with my associates, and you don't show up it reflects poorly on me.
will, what happened at the tri-tech meeting?	I couldn't go 'cause I had a date. So I sent my cheif negotiator.
it's right.  take it home with you.	Will, what happened at the Tri-tech meeting?
that's fine, but did you ever think--	It's right.  Take it home with you.
can i ask you a favor, can we do this at sean's from now on? 'cause i leave work to come here and the fuckin' commute is killin' me--	That's fine, but did you ever think--
i'm pretty sure it's right.	Can I ask you a favor, can we do this at Sean's from now on? 'Cause I leave work to come here and the fuckin' commute is killin' me--
--this can't be right.  this is going to be very embarrassing. have you ever considered--	I'm pretty sure it's right.
i don't know what it's called.	--This can't be right.  This is going to be very embarrassing. Have you ever considered--
this is correct. i see you used mclullen here--	I don't know what it's called.
no.	Will, this is Sean Maguire. Sean, Will Hunting.
okay...don't forget to get another therapist for next week.	That's enough.
get out, will.	Okay...don't forget to get another therapist for next week.
c'mon, that guy was a fuckin' piece of work.	Get out, Will.
i told you to cooperate with these people.	C'mon, that guy was a fuckin' piece of work.
oh, come on! you're not pinnin' this one on me. he left, i wanted to talk to him for another twenty minutes. i was havin' fun.	I told you to cooperate with these people.
oh, for god's sake, will.	Oh, come on! You're not pinnin' this one on me. He left, I wanted to talk to him for another twenty minutes. I was havin' fun.
shall we start the, uh...	Yeah, when do I get my hypnosis? You guys been talkin' for twenty minutes.
--that edge!	An integer.
--half-red, half-black--	--That edge!
--that?--	--Half-red, half-black--
half-red, half-black--	--that?--
what's that?	Half-red, half-black--
i think so.	I happen to know so.
that would be a monumental waste of time, wouldn't it, will?	I think so.
it's an integer proof.	That would be a monumental waste of time, wouldn't it, Will?
okay. how?	It's an integer proof.
of course.	Okay. How?
this rectangle is subdivided into rectangles. one edge of an inner rectangle is an integer. can you prove that one edge of the larger rectangle is an integer?	Of course.
i'll do the work. i'm not going to meet with a therapist.	Now, it won't be as bad as it sounds, Will.  I've already spoken to one therapist, his name is Henry Lipkin and he's a friend of mine. He's also published four books and is widely considered to be one of the brightest men in his field.  I'm sure it'll be better than spending the next six months in jail.
that's right.	I'll do the work. I'm not going to meet with a therapist.
if i agree to this, i walk right now?	That's right.
that you meet with me twice a week--	If I agree to this, I walk right now?
what're those?	That you meet with me twice a week--
yes. under two conditions.	What're those?
really?	Yes. Under two conditions.
i've spoken with the judge and he's agreed to release you under my supervision.	Really?
fuck do you want?	I've spoken with the judge and he's agreed to release you under my supervision.
hello. gerald lambeau, m.i.t.	Fuck do you want?
hey fuck you.	Well... I'll be speaking to your supervisor.
what's your name?  don't you walk away from me. this is people's work, you can't graffiti here.	Hey fuck you.
i'm sorry.	What's your name?  Don't you walk away from me. This is people's work, you can't graffiti here.
what're you doing?	I'm sorry.
oh, i'm sorry.	What're you doing?
find out what?	Who proved the theorem.
i know. we just couldn't wait 'till monday to find out.	Find out what?
it's saturday.	I know. We just couldn't wait 'till Monday to find out.
i'm in your applied theories class. we're all down at the math and science building.	It's Saturday.
yes.	I'm in your applied theories class. We're all down at the Math and Science building.
excuse me, professor lambeau?	Yes.
so who won the bet?	I did.
no. lambeau okay thank you, timmy.	So who won the bet?
how about gerald lambeau? ever heard of him?	No. LAMBEAU Okay thank you, Timmy.
you've heard of albert einstein?	How about Gerald Lambeau? Ever heard of him?
yeah, cured polio.	You've heard of Albert Einstein?
have you heard of jonas salk?	Yeah, cured polio.
uh-oh.	Have you heard of Jonas Salk?
excuse me, timmy. could you help us? we're trying to settle a bet.	Uh-oh.
good to meet you.	Pleasure to meet you.
you're pretty quick with those numbers. how about the odds of me buying the first round?	About thirty million to one.
about thirty million to one.	You're pretty quick with those numbers. How about the odds of me buying the first round?
i don't know... gotta be at least four to one.	About thirty million to one.
sean, do you have any idea what the odds are against winning the lottery?	I don't know... Gotta be at least four to one.
sounds good.	Sean, do you have any idea what the odds are against winning the lottery?
how about one now?	Sounds good.
i got one of those too.	You should come. I'll buy you a drink.
i got this mailer the other day. class of sixty-five is having this event in six months.	I got one of those too.
do you know when you'll be back?	I got this mailer the other day. Class of Sixty-five is having this event in six months.
never been.	Do you know when you'll be back?
why there?	Never been.
i don't know. india maybe.	Why there?
where're you going?	I don't know. India maybe.
yeah. summer vacation. thought i'd travel some. maybe write a little bit.	Where're you going?
so i hear you're taking some time.	Yeah. Summer vacation. Thought I'd travel some. Maybe write a little bit.
me too.	So I hear you're taking some time.
sean...	Me too.
come in.	Sean...
hello, sean.	Come in.
you're wrong, sean. i'm where i am today because i was pushed. and because i learned to push myself!	He's not you!
if you push him into something, if you ride him--	You're wrong, Sean. I'm where I am today because I was pushed. And because I learned to push myself!
he won't be a failure!	If you push him into something, if you ride him--
i don't blame you! it's not about that! it's about the boy! 'cause he's a good kid! and i won't see this happen to him-- i won't see you make him feel like a failure too!	He won't be a failure!
that's right! you were smarter than us then and you're smarter than us now! so don't blame me for how your life turned out. it's not my fault.	I don't blame you! It's not about that! It's about the boy! 'Cause he's a good kid! And I won't see this happen to him-- I won't see you make him feel like a failure too!
--i don't want your trophy and i don't give a shit about it! 'cause i knew you when!! you and jack and tom sanders. i knew you when you were homesick and pimply-faced and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on!	That's right! You were smarter than us then and you're smarter than us now! So don't blame me for how your life turned out. It's not my fault.
--is that what this is about, sean? the field's medal? do you want me to go home and get it for you? then will you let the boy--	--I don't want your trophy and I don't give a shit about it! 'Cause I knew you when!! You and Jack and Tom Sanders. I knew you when you were homesick and pimply-faced and didn't know what side of the bed to piss on!
that's it. that's why i don't come to the goddamn reunions! becaue i can't stand the look in your eye when you see me! you think i'm a failure! i know who i am. i'm proud of who i am. and all of you, you think i'm some kind of pity case! you with your sycophant students following you around. and you goddamn medal!	--Is that what this is about, Sean? The Field's Medal? Do you want me to go home and get it for you? Then will you let the boy--
yes you do. you're angry at me for doing what you could have done. ask yourself if you want will to feel that way for the rest of his life, to feel like a failure.	That's it. That's why I don't come to the goddamn reunions! Becaue I can't stand the look in your eye when you see me! You think I'm a failure! I know who I am. I'm proud of who I am. And all of you, you think I'm some kind of pity case! You with your sycophant students following you around. And you Goddamn Medal!
--i don't have any anger at you--	Yes you do. You're angry at me for doing what you could have done. Ask yourself if you want Will to feel that way for the rest of his life, to feel like a failure.
--yes you are, sean. you resent me. and i'm not going to apologize for any success that i've had.	--I don't have any anger at you--
--i'm not angry at you--	--Yes you are, Sean. You resent me. And I'm not going to apologize for any success that I've had.
now don't do that. don't you do that! don't infect him with the idea that it's okay to quit. that it's okay to be a failure, because it's not okay! if you're angry at me for being successful, for being what you could have been--	--I'm not angry at you--
--and who do you think he's handling? he pushes people away before they have a chance to leave him. and for 20 years he's been alone because of that. and if you try to push him into this, it's going to be the same thing all over again. and i'm not going to let that happen to him!	Now don't do that. Don't you do that! Don't infect him with the idea that it's okay to quit. That it's okay to be a failure, because it's not okay! If you're angry at me for being successful, for being what you could have been--
oh, that's nice--	--And who do you think he's handling? He pushes people away before they have a chance to leave him. And for 20 years he's been alone because of that. And if you try to push him into this, it's going to be the same thing all over again. And I'm not going to let that happen to him!
--and why does he hang out with his friends? because any one of those kids would come in here and take a bat to your head if he asked them to. it's called loyalty!	Oh, that's nice--
oh, come on, sean--	--And why does he hang out with his friends? Because any one of those kids would come in here and take a bat to your head if he asked them to. It's called loyalty!
why is he hiding? why is he a janitor? why doesn't he trust anybody? because the first thing that happened to him was that he was abandoned by the people who were supposed to love him the most!	Oh, come on, Sean--
he can handle the work, he can handle the pressure and he's obviously handled you.	Why is he hiding? Why is he a janitor? Why doesn't he trust anybody? Because the first thing that happened to him was that he was abandoned by the people who were supposed to love him the most!
why do you think he does that, gerry?	He can handle the work, he can handle the pressure and he's obviously handled you.
what problems does he have, sean, that he is better off as a janitor or in jail or hanging around with--	Why do you think he does that, Gerry?
he is at a fragile point. he's got problems--	What problems does he have, Sean, that he is better off as a janitor or in jail or hanging around with--
he has a gift and with that gift comes responsibility. and you don't understand that he's at a fragile point--	He is at a fragile point. He's got problems--
"undermine?"	He has a gift and with that gift comes responsibility. And you don't understand that he's at a fragile point--
look sean, i don't care if you have a rapport with the boy-- i don't care if you have a few laughs-- even at my expense! but don't you dare undermine what i'm trying to do here.	"Undermine?"
i know what i'm doing and i know why i'm here!	Look Sean, I don't care if you have a rapport with the boy-- I don't care if you have a few laughs-- even at my expense! But don't you dare undermine what I'm trying to do here.
--ready to falsify documents because you've given him license to walk away from this.	I know what I'm doing and I know why I'm here!
hold on!	--Ready to falsify documents because you've given him license to walk away from this.
--and here i am for the second week in a row with my professional reputation at stake--	Hold on!
--gerry--	--And here I am for the second week in a row with my professional reputation at stake--
--and confuse him--	--Gerry--
now wait a minute--	--And confuse him--
this is a disaster! i brought you in here to help me with this boy, not to run him out--	Now wait a minute--
is it gerry? 'cause i don't think it's fine with you. give him time to figure out what he wants.	That's a wonderful theory, Sean. It worked wonders for you.
look, you took one road and i took another. that's fine.	Is it Gerry? 'Cause I don't think it's fine with you. Give him time to figure out what he wants.
--personal rivalry? i'm not getting back at you.	Look, you took one road and I took another. That's fine.
--no, no you hear me out, sean. this young man is a true prodigy--	--Personal rivalry? I'm not getting back at you.
now wait a minute, gerry--	--No, no you hear me out, Sean. This young man is a true prodigy--
sean, this is important. and it's above personal rivalry--	Now wait a minute, Gerry--
maybe he doesn't care about that.	Sean, this is important. And it's above personal rivalry--
look, i don't know what else i can say. i'm not sitting at home every night, twisting my mustache and hatching a plan to ruin the boy's life. but it's important to start early. i was doing advanced mathematics at eighteen and it still took me twenty-three years to do something worthy of a field's medal.	Maybe he doesn't care about that.
just...take it easy, gerry.	Look, I don't know what else I can say. I'm not sitting at home every night, twisting my mustache and hatching a plan to ruin the boy's life. But it's important to start early. I was doing advanced mathematics at eighteen and it still took me twenty-three years to do something worthy of a Field's medal.
well, you're the only one.	Just...take it easy, Gerry.
i do.	Well, you're the only one.
you see, sean? that's exactly not the point. no one remembers that. they--	I do.
einstein. had two marriages, both train-wrecks. the guy never saw his kids, one of whom, i think, ended up in an asylum--	You see, Sean? That's exactly not the point. No one remembers that. They--
who?	Einstein. Had two marriages, both train-wrecks. The guy never saw his kids, one of whom, I think, ended up in an asylum--
he married his cousin.	Who?
sean, i really don't think you understand--	What don't I understand?
that's great, gerry, that there's interest-- but i'm not sure he's ready for that.	Sean, I really don't think you understand--
cutting edge mathematics. think tanks. the kind of place where a mind like will's is given free reign.	That's great, Gerry, that there's interest-- But I'm not sure he's ready for that.
jobs doing what?	Cutting edge mathematics. Think tanks. The kind of place where a mind like Will's is given free reign.
we haven't really gotten into it. lambeau maybe you should. my phone's been ringing off the hook with job offers.	Jobs doing what?
well, have you talked to him at all about his future?	We haven't really gotten into it. LAMBEAU Maybe you should. My phone's been ringing off the hook with job offers.
i think so.	Well, have you talked to him at all about his future?
seems like it's going well.	I think so.
i been here a couple years.	Seems like it's going well.
you moved?	I been here a couple years.
i live right around the corner.	You moved?
you're here quite a bit, then.	I live right around the corner.
not at all.	Timmy this is Gerry, an old friend of mine. We went to college together.
gerry! any trouble finding the place?	Not at all.
oh, what is this? some kind of staring contest between two kids from the "old neighborhood?"	I won't talk first.
to show me he doesn't have to talk to me if he doesn't want to.	Oh, what is this? Some kind of staring contest between two kids from the "old neighborhood?"
why would he do that?	To show me he doesn't have to talk to me if he doesn't want to.
no, he just sat there and counted the seconds until the session was over. it was pretty impressive, actually.	Why would he do that?
what do you mean "he didn't talk?" you sat there for an hour?	No, he just sat there and counted the seconds until the session was over. It was pretty impressive, actually.
tom.	You too, Gerry.
would you excuse us?	Tom.
i'll be okay.	It's a poker game with this young man. Don't let him see what you've got.
any vulnerability he senses, he'll exploit.	I'll be okay.
i got it.	It's on the college.
that would be fine.	I got it.
can we do it at my office?	That would be fine.
just meet with the boy once a week.	Can we do it at my office?
not rick? you didn't send him to rick?	Just meet with the boy once a week.
he's from southie? how many people did you try before you came to me?	Five.
you're from the same neighborhood. south boston.	He's from Southie? How many people did you try before you came to me?
my kind of background?	You're from the same neighborhood. South Boston.
i need someone with your kind of background.	My kind of background?
why me?	I need someone with your kind of background.
they worked together for the remainder of their lives, producing some of the most exciting math theory ever done. ramanujan's genius was unparalleled, sean. this boy is like that. but he's very defensive and i need someone who can get through to him.	Why me?
where he contracted pneumonia and died at a young age--	They worked together for the remainder of their lives, producing some of the most exciting math theory ever done. Ramanujan's genius was unparalleled, Sean. This boy is like that. But he's very defensive and I need someone who can get through to him.
--that's right, sean. he mailed it to a professor at cambridge who immediately recognized the brilliance in his work and brought ramanujan to england.	Where he contracted pneumonia and died at a young age--
and he mailed it to hardy--	--That's right, Sean. He mailed it to a professor at Cambridge who immediately recognized the brilliance in his work and brought Ramanujan to England.
he was alive over a hundred years ago. he was indian. dots, not feathers...	And he mailed it to Hardy--
yeah.	He was alive over a hundred years ago. He was Indian. Dots, not feathers...
not much free time, gerry. lambeau have you ever heard of a man named ramanujan?	Yeah.
this kid's special, sean. i've never seen anything like him.	Not much free time, Gerry. LAMBEAU Have you ever heard of a man named Ramanujan?
i've been busy, gerry. i got a full schedule.	This kid's special, Sean. I've never seen anything like him.
i'm sorry, that damn conference--	I got your card.
since nancy died.	I'm sorry, that damn conference--
you were missed.  how long has it been since we've seen each other?	Since Nancy died.
i've been busy.	You were missed.  How long has it been since we've seen each other?
i didn't see you at the reunion.	I've been busy.
good to see you.	Is there someplace we can talk?
good to see you.	Good to see you.
the field's medal is the nobel prize for math.  but it's only given out every four years.	Good to see you.
hello.	The Field's Medal is the Nobel Prize for math.  But it's only given out every four years.
well, it seems we're in the presence of greatness. professor gerald lambeau is a field's medal winner. combunatorial mathematics. 1986.	Hello.
sean.	Well, it seems we're in the presence of greatness. Professor Gerald Lambeau is a Field's Medal winner. Combunatorial Mathematics. 1986.
what should i do?	The boy was here. He came in, sat down and we worked together.
who is he?	He was my roommate in college.
there is somebody...	Who is he?
what do you want to do?	There is somebody...
what's the point?	What do you want to do?
i called mel weintraub this morning, to check for availability.	What's the point?
had one, now i'm fucked again.	So what do you got, a fuckin' Hyundai engine under there? Can I make it back to my house?
so, you finally got a job morgan?	Had one, now I'm fucked again.
will, i can't believe you brought skylar here when we're all wrecked. what's she gonna think about us?	Yeah, Morgan. It's a real rarity that we'd be out drinkin'.
there goes that fuckin' barney right now, with his fuckin' "skiin' trip." we should'a kicked that dude's ass.	Hold up.
yeah, morgan. i got fired.	How fuckin' retarded do you have to be to get shit-canned from that job? How hard is it to push a fuckin' broom?
what happened?  you got fired, huh?	Yeah, Morgan. I got fired.
well, she out did herself today...	I don't got a crush on her.
i could go for a whopper.	Let's hit "Kelly's."
it's walkin' pretty slow at this point.	You guys are fuckin' sick.
well, i can see this is pointless...	You're getting defensive...Henry. And hey, cheif--tell the wife, at least. Christ, set her free.
if you wanna hit "ramrod," take your shot. take some pride in it. you go to church? so fuckin' what, god loves you. i mean, christ. a guy as well known as you? by the time you put your disguise on and skulk out of the house sunday nights you probably look like "inspector cluseau."	Well, I can see this is pointless...
who is "danny terrio?"	If you wanna hit "Ramrod," take your shot. Take some pride in it. You go to church? So fuckin' what, God loves you. I mean, Christ. A guy as well known as you? By the time you put your disguise on and skulk out of the house Sunday nights you probably look like "Inspector Cluseau."
look, man. i don't care if you're putting from the rough. there are solid arguments that some of the greatest people in history were gay; alexander the great, caeser, shakespeare, oscar wilde, napoleon, gertrude stein, not to mention danny terrio, not many straight men can dance like that.	Who is "Danny Terrio?"
you're getting defensive, will.	Look, man. I don't care if you're putting from the rough. There are solid arguments that some of the greatest people in history were gay; Alexander the Great, Caeser, Shakespeare, Oscar Wilde, Napoleon, Gertrude Stein, not to mention Danny Terrio, not many straight men can dance like that.
i'm sure you do. you probably got a real nice house, nice car -- your book's a best seller.	You're getting defensive, Will.
well, i'm sorry to disappoint you, but i'm married and i have two children.	I'm sure you do. You probably got a real nice house, nice car -- your book's a best seller.
buddy, two seconds ago you were ready to give me a jump.	Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm married and I have two children.
that's very presumptuous.	Buddy, two seconds ago you were ready to give me a jump.
c'mon, i read your book. i talked to you. it's just something i know to be true.	That's very presumptuous.
what?	C'mon, I read your book. I talked to you. It's just something I know to be true.
do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?	What?
i might understand that.	Do you find it hard to hide the fact that you're gay?
certain, clubs.  like, paradise. it's not bad.	I might understand that.
what places?	Certain, clubs.  Like, Paradise. It's not bad.
i go places, i interact.	What places?
like what, will?	I go places, I interact.
no, but, i mean you know...i do other things. that no one knows about.	Like what, Will?
will, your not getting off that easy.	No, but, I mean you know...I do other things. That no one knows about.
you're right. i know.	Will, your not getting off that easy.
yes. the pressures you feel, and again, i am neither labeling nor judging them, are keeping you from fulfilling your potential -- you're in a rut. so stop the tom foolery -- the shenanigan's, will.	You're right. I know.
yeah, i read your book. "mike" had the same problems as "chad" the stockbroker.	Yes. The pressures you feel, and again, I am neither labeling nor judging them, are keeping you from fulfilling your potential -- you're in a rut. So stop the Tom Foolery -- the Shenanigan's, Will.
--you have a quality-- something you were born with, that you have no control over- and you are, in a sense, hiding that by becoming a janitor. and i'm not saying that's wrong. i'm friends with the janitor that works in my building. he's been to my house for dinner. as a matter of fact i did some free consultation for "mike" -- that's not his real name. that's in my book.	Yeah, I read your book. "Mike" had the same problems as "Chad" the stockbroker.
i could work the pit maybe, but i could never drive like dale ernhart--	--you have a quality-- something you were born with, that you have no control over- and you are, in a sense, hiding that by becoming a janitor. And I'm not saying that's wrong. I'm friends with the janitor that works in my building. He's been to my house for dinner. As a matter of fact I did some free consultation for "Mike" -- that's not his real name. That's in my book.
now you know will, and i know, what you need to be doing. you have a gift.	I could work the pit maybe, but I could never drive like Dale Ernhart--
that's why i love stock-car racin'. that dale ernhart's real good.	Now you know Will, and I know, what you need to be doing. You have a gift.
see ya.	Good luck.
only if you grab my ass.	See ya.
does this violate the patient/doctor relationship?	Only if you grab my ass.
no. thank you.	Does this violate the patient/doctor relationship?
i'll keep in touch.	I'm gonna travel a little bit, so I don't know where I'll be.
you're welcome, will.	I'll keep in touch.
i just want you to know, sean...	You're Welcome, Will.
we're done. you did your time. you're a free man.	I just want you to know, Sean...
thanks you.  so, that's it? we're done?	We're done. You did your time. You're a free man.
good for you. congratulations.	Thanks you.  So, that's it? We're done?
yeah, i think so.	Good for you. Congratulations.
that's what you want?	Yeah, I think so.
over at tri-tech. one of the jobs professor lambeau set me up with. i haven't told him yet, but i talked to my new boss over there and he seemed like a nice guy.	That's what you want?
which one did you take, will?	Over at Tri-tech. One of the jobs Professor Lambeau set me up with. I haven't told him yet, but I talked to my new boss over there and he seemed like a nice guy.
it's not...	I know, I know...
i know.	It's not...
it's not your fault.	I know.
don't fuck with me.	It's not your fault.
it's not your fault.	Don't fuck with me.
i know.	It's not your fault.
it's not your fault.	I know.
i know.	It's not your fault.
it's not your fault.	I know.
i know.	It's not your fault.
it's not your fault.	I know.
oh, i know.	It's not your fault.
the wrench, why?	Cause fuck him, that's why.
i used to go with the wrench.	The wrench, why?
gotta go with the belt there...	I used to go with the wrench.
yes.	It sure ain't good.
--no, have you had any experience with that?	Yes.
twenty years of counselling you see a lot of--	--No, have you had any experience with that?
no.  have you had any experience with that?	Twenty years of counselling you see a lot of--
you want to read it?	No.  Have you had any experience with that?
you're not going to fail me are you?	You want to read it?
oh, this is your file. i have to send it back to the judge with my evaluation.	You're not going to fail me are you?
do you want to talk about it?	Oh, this is your file. I have to send it back to the Judge with my evaluation.
look, a lot of that stuff goes back a long way.  and it's between me and him and it has nothing to do with you.	Do you want to talk about it?
well, i'm here.  so, is that my problem? i'm afraid of being abandoned? that was easy.	Look, a lot of that stuff goes back a long way.  And it's between me and him and it has nothing to do with you.
that's right. and you fuckin' lost! and some people would have the sack to lose a big hand like that and still come back and ante up again!	Look at me. What do you want to do?
i been there. i played my hand.	That's right. And you fuckin' lost! And some people would have the sack to lose a big hand like that and still come back and ante up again!
what?	I been there. I played my hand.
if you won't answer my questions, you're wasting my time.	What?
what?	If you won't answer my questions, you're wasting my time.
you're right, will. any man who takes a forty minute train ride so those college kids can come in in the morning and their floors will be clean and their trash cans will be empty is an honorable man.	What?
why is it a cop-out? i don't see anythin' wrong with layin' brick, that's somebody's home i'm buildin'. or fixin' somebody's car, somebody's gonna get to work the next day 'cause of me. there's honor in that.	You're right, Will. Any man who takes a forty minute train ride so those college kids can come in in the morning and their floors will be clean and their trash cans will be empty is an honorable man.
nobody gets what they ask for, will. that's a cop-out.	Why is it a cop-out? I don't see anythin' wrong with layin' brick, that's somebody's home I'm buildin'. Or fixin' somebody's car, somebody's gonna get to work the next day 'cause of me. There's honor in that.
i didn't ask for this.	Nobody gets what they ask for, Will. That's a cop-out.
it's not about that job. i'm not saying you should work for the government. but, you could do anything you want. and there are people who work their whole lives layin' brick so their kids have a chance at the kind of opportunity you have. what do you want to do?	I didn't ask for this.
i didn't want the job.	It's not about that job. I'm not saying you should work for the government. But, you could do anything you want. And there are people who work their whole lives layin' brick so their kids have a chance at the kind of opportunity you have. What do you want to do?
don't give me you line of shit.	I didn't want the job.
oh, what? you're going to take the professor's side on this?	Don't give me you line of shit.
that's what i'm saying, will. you'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're afraid to take the first step because all you're seeing are the negative things that might happen ten miles down the road.	Oh, what? You're going to take the professor's side on this?
not without a heater and some serious smelling salts, no...	That's what I'm saying, Will. You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're afraid to take the first step because all you're seeing are the negative things that might happen ten miles down the road.
but you can't give back to them, will.	Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts, no...
not to me, they're not.	But you can't give back to them, Will.
they're all dead.	Not to me, they're not.
yeah.	They're all dead.
someone who challenges you in every way. who takes you places, opens things up for you. a soul-mate.	Yeah.
define that.	Someone who challenges you in every way. Who takes you places, opens things up for you. A soul-mate.
do you have a soul-mate?	Define that.
what?	Do you have a soul-mate?
do you think you're alone?	What?
what did i think?	Do you think you're alone?
what did you think?	What did I think?
i guess.	What did you think?
gerry says the meeting went well.	I guess.
i don't know.	Gerry says the meeting went well.
so you might be working for uncle sam.	I don't know.
would have been nice to catch that game though.	Well hell, I didn't know Pudge was gonna hit the home run.
no will, i'm not kiddin' you. if i had gone to see that game i'd be in here talkin' abouta girl i saw at a bar twenty years ago. and how i always regretted not goin' over there and talkin' to her. i don't regret the eighteen years we were married. i don't regret givin' up couseling for six years when she got sick. i don't regret being by her side for the last two years when things got real bad. and i sure as hell don't regret missing that damn game.	Would have been nice to catch that game though.
you're kiddin' me.	No Will, I'm not kiddin' you. If I had gone to see that game I'd be in here talkin' abouta girl I saw at a bar twenty years ago. And how I always regretted not goin' over there and talkin' to her. I don't regret the eighteen years we were married. I don't regret givin' up couseling for six years when she got sick. I don't regret being by her side for the last two years when things got real bad. And I sure as Hell don't regret missing that damn game.
they could see that i meant it.	You're kiddin' me.
"i gotta go see about a girl"? what did they say?	They could see that I meant it.
i just slid my ticket across the table and said "sorry fellas, i gotta go see about a girl."	"I gotta go see about a girl"? What did they say?
i don't care if helen of troy walked into that bar! that's game six of the world series!	I just slid my ticket across the table and said "sorry fellas, I gotta go see about a girl."
you should have seen this girl. she lit up the room.	I don't care if Helen of Troy walked into that bar! That's game six of the World Series!
so wait a minute. the red sox haven't won a world series since nineteen eighteen, you slept out for tickets, games gonna start in twenty minutes, in walks a girl you never seen before, and you give your ticket away?	You should have seen this girl. She lit up the room.
that's right.	So wait a minute. The Red Sox haven't won a World Series since nineteen eighteen, you slept out for tickets, games gonna start in twenty minutes, in walks a girl you never seen before, and you give your ticket away?
you missed pudge fisk's homerun to have a drink with a woman you had never met?	That's right.
i was havin' a drink with my future wife.	You missed Pudge Fisk's homerun to have a drink with a woman you had never met?
where were you?	I was havin' a drink with my future wife.
october 21, 1975. game six of the world series. biggest game in red sox history, me and my friends slept out on the sidewalk all night to get tickets. we were sitting in a bar waiting for the game to start and in walks this girl. what a game that was. tie game in the bottom of the tenth inning, in steps carlton fisk, hit a long fly ball down the left field line. thirty-five thousand fans on their feet, screamin' at the ball to stay fair. fisk is runnin' up the baseline, wavin' at the ball like a madman. it hits the foul pole, home run. thirty-five thousand people went crazy. and i wasn't one of them.	Where were you?
when did you know she was the one?	October 21, 1975. Game six of the World Series. Biggest game in Red Sox history, Me and my friends slept out on the sidewalk all night to get tickets. We were sitting in a bar waiting for the game to start and in walks this girl. What a game that was. Tie game in the bottom of the tenth inning, in steps Carlton Fisk, hit a long fly ball down the left field line. Thirty-five thousand fans on their feet, screamin' at the ball to stay fair. Fisk is runnin' up the baseline, wavin' at the ball like a madman. It hits the foul pole, home run. Thirty-five thousand people went crazy. And I wasn't one of them.
why? because of the pain i feel now? i have regrets will, but i don't regret a singel day i spent with her.	When did you know she was the one?
you don't regret meetin' your wife?	Why? Because of the pain I feel now? I have regrets Will, but I don't regret a singel day I spent with her.
what? do i wonder if i'd be better off if i never met my wife?	You don't regret meetin' your wife?
do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you never met your wife?	What? Do I wonder if I'd be better off if I never met my wife?
lon? he got married. he has a kid. i kind of lost touch with him after nancy got sick.	Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you never met your wife?
what happened to that guy from kentucky?	Lon? He got married. He has a kid. I kind of lost touch with him after Nancy got sick.
yeah.	What happened to that guy from Kentucky?
well, i've read you colleagues. your book was good, sean.  all those guys were in your platoon?	Yeah.
i didn't write anything else 'cause nobody, including most of my colleagues bothered to read the first one.	Well, I've read you colleagues. Your book was good, Sean.  All those guys were in your platoon?
is that why you didn't write anything else?	I didn't write anything else 'cause nobody, including most of my colleagues bothered to read the first one.
i gave that up when my wife got sick.	Is that why you didn't write anything else?
why not?	I gave that up when my wife got sick.
no, i don't.	Why not?
really? how'd the date go? will do you still counsel veterans?  i read your book last night.	No, I don't.
my wife's dead.	Well I think that's a wonderful philosophy, Sean. That way you can go through the rest of your life without having to really know anyone.
hence, the word remarried.	My wife's dead.
my wife's dead.	Hence, the word remarried.
you ever think about gettin' remarried?	My wife's dead.
i teach this shit, i didn't say i knew how to do it.	You ever think about gettin' remarried?
why? so i can realize she's not so smart. that she's boring. you don't get it. right now she's perfect, i don't want to ruin that.	And right now you're perfect too. Maybe you don't want to ruin that.
so christ, call her up.	Why? So I can realize she's not so smart. That she's boring. You don't get it. Right now she's perfect, I don't want to ruin that.
i know what i'm doing. she's different from the other girls i met. we have a really good time. she's smart, beautiful, fun...	So Christ, call her up.
jesus christ, you are an amateur.	I know what I'm doing. She's different from the other girls I met. We have a really good time. She's smart, beautiful, fun...
haven't called her.	Jesus Christ, you are an amateur.
why not?	Haven't called her.
i don't know.	Why not?
well, are you going out again?	I don't know.
fine.	Well, are you going out again?
how'd it go?	Fine.
yeah, i went on a date last week.	How'd it go?
yeah? you got a lady now?	Yeah, I went on a date last week.
i know, but the joke's better if i tell it in the first person.	Yeah? You got a lady now?
you've never been on a plane.	I know, but the joke's better if I tell it in the first person.
you know, i was on this plane once. and i'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and is like "we'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," and does his thing, then he puts the mike down but forgets to turn it off. then he says "man, all i want right now is a blow-job and a cup of coffee." so the stewardess goes runnin' up towards the cock-pit to tell him the mike's still on, and this guy in the back of the plane goes "don't forget the coffee!"	You've never been on a plane.
no.	So if I asked you about art you could give me the skinny on every art book ever written...Michelangelo? You know a lot about him I bet. Life's work, criticisms, political aspirations. But you couldn't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You've never stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. And if I asked you about women I'm sure you could give me a syllabus of your personal favorites, and maybe you've been laid a few times too. But you couldn't tell me how it feels to wake up next to a woman and be truly happy. If I asked you about war you could refer me to a bevy of fictional and non-fictional material, but you've never been in one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap and watched him draw his last breath, looking to you for help. And if I asked you about love I'd get a sonnet, but you've never looked at a woman and been truly vulnerable. Known that someone could kill you with a look. That someone could rescue you from grief. That God had put an angel on Earth just for you. And you wouldn't know how it felt to be her angel. To have the love be there for her forever. Through anything, through cancer. You wouldn't know about sleeping sitting up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand and not leaving because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term "visiting hours" didn't apply to you. And you wouldn't know about real loss, because that only occurs when you lose something you love more than yourself, and you've never dared to love anything that much. I look at you and I don't see an intelligent confident man, I don't see a peer, and I don't see my equal. I see a boy. Nobody could possibly understand you, right Will? Yet you presume to know so much about me because of a painting you saw. You must know everything about me. You're an orphan, right?
you've never been out of boston.	No.
why thank you.	You've never been out of Boston.
you're just a boy. you don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.	Why thank you.
no.	You're just a boy. You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.
i was thinking about what you said to me the other day, about my painting. i stayed up half the night thinking about it and then something occured to me and i fell into a deep peaceful sleep and haven't thought about you since. you know what occurred to me?	No.
so what's with this place? you have a swan fetish? is this something you'd like to talk about?	I was thinking about what you said to me the other day, about my painting. I stayed up half the night thinking about it and then something occured to me and I fell into a deep peaceful sleep and haven't thought about you since. You know what occurred to me?
if you ever disrespect my wife again...i will end you.	Time's up.
that's it isn't it? you married the wrong woman. she leave you? was she bangin' someone else?	If you ever disrespect my wife again...I will end you.
watch your mouth.	That's it isn't it? You married the wrong woman. She leave you? Was she bangin' someone else?
maybe you married the wrong woman.	Watch your mouth.
maybe you should be a patient and sit down.	Maybe you married the wrong woman.
maybe what mea--	Maybe you should be a patient and sit down.
--well, maybe that means you.	Maybe what mea--
sure, how 'bout "still waters run deep"--	--Well, maybe that means you.
you ever heard the saying, "any port in a storm?"	Sure, how 'bout "still waters run deep"--
oh, "starry night" time, huh?	You ever heard the saying, "any port in a storm?"
i think you're one step away from cutting your ear off.	Oh, "Starry Night" time, huh?
what is?	I think you're one step away from cutting your ear off.
the color here, see how dark it is? it's interesting.	What is?
what does?	The color here, see how dark it is? It's interesting.
poor color composition, lousy use of space. but that shit doesn't really concern me.	What does?
tell me what you really think.	Poor color composition, lousy use of space. But that shit doesn't really concern me.
this is a real piece of shit.	Tell me what you really think.
crayons?	This is a real piece of shit.
no.	Crayons?
yeah. do you paint?	No.
oh.	Yeah. Do you paint?
285.	Oh.
free weights. will oh yeah? me too. what do you bench?	285.
nautilus?	Free weights. WILL Oh yeah? Me too. What do you bench?
yes, i do.	Nautilus?
you're right. it really gets in the way of my jazzercizing.	Yes, I do.
guy your age shouldn't smoke so much. stunt your growth.	You're right. It really gets in the way of my jazzercizing.
whatever blows your hair back.	Guy your age shouldn't smoke so much. Stunt your growth.
you think so?	Whatever blows your hair back.
you people baffle me. you spend all this money on beautiful, fancy books-- and they're the wrong fuckin' books.	You think so?
how about noam chomsky's "manufacturing consent?"	You people baffle me. You spend all this money on beautiful, fancy books-- and they're the wrong fuckin' books.
"a history of the united states, volume i." if you want to read a real history book, read howard zinn's "a people's history of the united states." that book will knock you on your ass.	How about Noam Chomsky's "Manufacturing Consent?"
yeah, it did take me a long time.	"A History of the United States, Volume I." If you want to read a real history book, read Howard Zinn's "A People's History of the United States." That book will knock you on your ass.
that must have taken you a long time.	Yeah, it did take me a long time.
i did.	That must have taken you a long time.
i'm not here for a fuckin' book report. they're your books, why don't you read 'em?	I did.
what did you think?	I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books, why don't you read 'em?
yeah, i read those.	What did you think?
how about the ones on that shelf?	Yeah, I read those.
probably not.	How about the ones on that shelf?
have you read all these books, will?	Probably not.
did you buy all these books retail, or do you send away for like a "shrink kit" that comes with all these volumes included?	Have you read all these books, Will?
take care.	Goodbye.
i love you, will.  no take-backs.	Take care.
yeah.	I love you, Will.  No take-backs.
i never cared about that.	Yeah.
i just wanted to call before you left.  i'm takin' all these job interviews. so i won't just be a construction worker.	I never cared about that.
don't bullshit me! don't fuckin' bullshit me!	You know what I want to hear? I want to hear that you don't love me. If you tell me that, then I'll leave you alone. I won't ask any questions and I won't be in your life.
i don't want to "save" you. i just want to be with you. i love you. i love you!	Don't bullshit me! Don't fuckin' bullshit me!
what, you want to come in here and save me? is that what you want to do? do i have a sign that says "save me" on my back?	I don't want to "save" you. I just want to be with you. I love you. I love you!
yes i do. did you ever think that maybe i could help you? that maybe that's the point, that we're a team?	What, you want to come in here and save me? Is that what you want to do? Do I have a sign that says "save me" on my back?
you don't want to hear that i got cigarettes put out on me when i was a little kid. that this isn't surgery	Yes I do. Did you ever think that maybe I could help you? That maybe that's the point, that we're a team?
yes, i do, will.	You don't want to hear that I got cigarettes put out on me when I was a little kid. That this isn't surgery
no, you don't want to hear that.	Yes, I do, Will.
yes, will. i didn't even know that?	No, you don't want to hear that.
oh, is that what this is about? you want to hear that i don't really have any brothers? that i'm a fuckin' orphan? is that what you want to hear?	Yes, Will. I didn't even know that?
what about your twelve brothers?	Oh, is that what this is about? You want to hear that I don't really have any brothers? That I'm a fuckin' orphan? Is that what you want to hear?
i'm not honest?	What about your twelve brothers?
you're afraid of me. you're afraid that i won't love you back. and guess what? i'm afraid too. but at least i have the balls to it give it a shot. at least i'm honest with you.	I'm not honest?
what the fuck am i afraid of?!	You're afraid of me. You're afraid that I won't love you back. And guess what? I'm afraid too. But at least I have the balls to it give it a shot. At least I'm honest with you.
fuck you! you think i want this? that money's a burden to me. every day i wake up and i wish i could give that back. i'd give everything i have back to spend one more day with my father. but that's life. and i deal with it. so don't put that shit on me. you're the one that's afraid.	What the fuck am I afraid of?!
at least you have a mother.	Fuck you! You think I want this? That money's a burden to me. Every day I wake up and I wish I could give that back. I'd give everything I have back to spend one more day with my father. But that's life. And I deal with it. So don't put that shit on me. You're the one that's afraid.
i inherited that money when i was thirteen, when my father died.	At least you have a mother.
--some prick from stanford that your parents will approve of. then you'll sit around with the rest of the upper crust kids and talk about how you went slummin' too.	I inherited that money when I was thirteen, when my father died.
is that what you think--	--some prick from Stanford that your parents will approve of. Then you'll sit around with the rest of the upper crust kids and talk about how you went slummin' too.
--don't tell me about my world. you're the one that's afraid. you just want to have your little fling with the guy from the other side of town and marry--	Is that what you think--
well, what aren't you scared of? you live in your safe little world where nobody challenges you and you're scared shitless to do anything else--	--Don't tell me about my world. You're the one that's afraid. You just want to have your little fling with the guy from the other side of town and marry--
what am i scared of?	Well, what aren't you scared of? You live in your safe little world where nobody challenges you and you're scared shitless to do anything else--
why won't you come with me? what are you so scared of?	What am I scared of?
what do you mean "what am i afraid of?"	Why won't you come with me? What are you so scared of?
then what are you afraid of?	What do you mean "What am I afraid of?"
i'm not sayin' i'm not in love with you.	Then what are you afraid of?
look, will if you're not in love with me, you can say that.	I'm not sayin' I'm not in love with you.
one, because i have a job here and two because i live here--	Look, Will if you're not in love with me, you can say that.
why not?	One, because I have a job here and two because I live here--
i can't go out to california.	Why not?
"take-back?" what is that? i don't want a take-back. i want you to come to california with me.	I can't go out to California.
'cause that's a serious thing you're sayin'. i mean, we might be in california next week and you could find out somethin' about me that you don't like. and you might feel like "hey this is a big mistake."  but you can't take it back, 'cause you know it's real serious and you can't take somethin' like that back. now i'm in california, 'cause you asked me to come. but you don't really want me there. and i'm stuck in california with someone who really doesn't want me there and just wishes they had a take-back.	"Take-back?" What is that? I don't want a take-back. I want you to come to California with me.
yeah, i'm sure.	'Cause that's a serious thing you're sayin'. I mean, we might be in California next week and you could find out somethin' about me that you don't like. And you might feel like "hey this is a big mistake."  But you can't take it back, 'cause you know it's real serious and you can't take somethin' like that back. Now I'm in California, 'cause you asked me to come. But you don't really want me there. And I'm stuck in California with someone who really doesn't want me there and just wishes they had a take-back.
and you're sure about that?	Yeah, I'm sure.
i don't know. i just feel it.	And you're sure about that?
yeah, but how do you know?	I don't know. I just feel it.
i know. i just do.	Yeah, but how do you know?
how do you know that?	I know. I just do.
i want you to come with me.	How do you know that?
what?	I want you to come with me.
come with me to california.	What?
no.	Come with me to California.
will? are you awake?	No.
--but you can do my o-chem lab in under an hour, you can--	--When it came to stuff like that I could always just play.
not a lick. i look at a piano and i see black and white keys, three pedals and a box of wood. beethoven, mozart, they looked at it and it just made sense to them. they saw a piano and they could play. i couldn't paint you a picture, i probably can't hit the ball out of fenway park and i can't play the piano--	--But you can do my O-chem lab in under an hour, you can--
so, do you play the piano?	Not a lick. I look at a piano and I see black and white keys, three pedals and a box of wood. Beethoven, Mozart, they looked at it and it just made sense to them. They saw a piano and they could play. I couldn't paint you a picture, I probably can't hit the ball out of Fenway Park and I can't play the piano--
well all right, beethoven. he looked at a piano and saw music. the fuckin' guy was deaf when he composed the ode to joy. they had to turn him around to take a bow because he couldn't hear the crowd going crazy behind him. stone deaf. he saw all of that music in his head.	So, do you play the piano?
i see "hot cross buns," but okay.	Well all right, Beethoven. He looked at a piano and saw music. The fuckin' guy was deaf when he composed the Ode to Joy. They had to turn him around to take a bow because he couldn't hear the crowd going crazy behind him. Stone deaf. He saw all of that music in his head.
i'm trying to explain it to you. so you play the piano. when you look at the keys, you see music, you see mozart.	I see "Hot Cross Buns," but okay.
come one will. i just want to know.	I'm trying to explain it to you. So you play the piano. When you look at the keys, you see music, you see Mozart.
do you play the piano?	Come one Will. I just want to know.
yeah. someone like you who divides his time, fairly evenly, between the batting cages and bars.	Do you play the piano?
like me?	Yeah. Someone like you who divides his time, fairly evenly, between the batting cages and bars.
nobody does organic chemistry for "fun." it's unnecessary. especially for someone like you.	Like me?
i guess so.	Nobody does organic chemistry for "fun." It's unnecessary. Especially for someone like you.
just for fun?	I guess so.
some, a little.	Just for fun?
have you ever studied organic chemistry?	Some, a little.
i guess. i don't know. how do you remember your phone number?	Have you ever studied Organic Chemistry?
all right, mr. nosey parker. let me ask you a question? do you have a photographic memory?	I guess. I don't know. How do you remember your phone number?
instead you're going to bust your ass for five years so you can be broke? skylar no, so i can be a doctor.	All right, Mr. Nosey Parker. Let me ask you a question? Do you have a photographic memory?
rich? i have an inheritance. it's two handred and fifty thousand dollars. that's exactly what it'll cost me, minus about five hundred bucks, to go all the way through med school. this is what i'm doing with that money. i could have done anything i wanted. i could have expanded my wardrobe, substantially.	Instead you're going to bust your ass for five years so you can be broke? SKYLAR No, so I can be a doctor.
you're rich. what do you have to worry about?	Rich? I have an inheritance. It's two handred and fifty thousand dollars. That's exactly what it'll cost me, minus about five hundred bucks, to go all the way through med school. This is what I'm doing with that money. I could have done anything I wanted. I could have expanded my wardrobe, substantially.
clearly.	You're rich. What do you have to worry about?
why is it important to you? if i inherited all that money, the only thing important to me would be workin' on my swing.	Clearly.
it's important that i learn this.	Why is it important to you? If I inherited all that money, the only thing important to me would be workin' on my swing.
c'mon, give me a peek and we'll go to the battin' cages.	It's important that I learn this.
no.	C'mon, give me a peek and we'll go to the battin' cages.
want me to take a look?	No.
fine.	Want me to take a look?
how's it goin'?	Fine.
i thought you said you'd show me your place.	Not tonight.
you men are shameful. if you're not thinking of your weiner then you're acting on its behalf.	Then on behalf of my weiner, I'd like to ask for an advance.
i'd say...  it's only four in the mornin', they're prob'ly up.	You men are shameful. If you're not thinking of your weiner then you're acting on its behalf.
what if i said i wouldn't sleep with you again until you let me meet your friends?	I'd say...  It's only four in the mornin', they're prob'ly up.
sometime. i don't know. next week.	What if I said I wouldn't sleep with you again until you let me meet your friends?
when?	Sometime. I don't know. Next week.
all right, all right. we'll go.	When?
is it me you're hiding from them or the other way around?	All right, all right. We'll go.
aah, it's kind of a hike.	Is it me you're hiding from them or the other way around?
i think i can make it to south boston.	Aah, it's kind of a hike.
they don't come over here that much.	I think I can make it to South Boston.
what about your friends? or your brothers? when do i get to meet them?	They don't come over here that much.
exactly.	What about your friends? Or your brothers? When do I get to meet them?
i've never seen your place.	Exactly.
'cause it's nicer than my place.	I've never seen your place.
why do we always stay here?	'Cause it's nicer than my place.
no.	Then let's go have some fun.
you're not going into surgery tomorrow are you?	No.
i'm supposed to understand this.	You're not going into surgery tomorrow are you?
didn't your mother ever tell you not to look a gift horse n the mouth?	I'm supposed to understand this.
how the hell did you do that?	Didn't your mother ever tell you not to look a gift horse n the mouth?
i couldn't wait till tomorrow.	How the hell did you do that?
if you bring the caramels.	I couldn't wait till tomorrow.
promise?	If you bring the caramels.
you should have called. i have an "o- chem" lab due tomorrow and it's impossible.  it's not an excuse dummy. i want to go out with you. but look:	Promise?
sorry. i'm sorry. give me another crack at it. let me take you out.	You should have called. I have an "O- chem" lab due tomorrow and it's impossible.  It's not an excuse dummy. I want to go out with you. But look:
you were busy? you know, i really was waiting for you to call me.	Sorry. I'm sorry. Give me another crack at it. Let me take you out.
i'm sorry, i been real busy.	You were busy? You know, I really was waiting for you to call me.
where have you been?	I'm sorry, I been real busy.
i want to meet them.	We'll do that.
all the time. we all live in southie. i live with three of them now.	I want to meet them.
do you keep in touch with them?	All the time. We all live in Southie. I live with three of them now.
marky, ricky, danny, terry, mikey, davey, timmy, tommy, joey, robby, johnny, and brian.	Do you keep in touch with them?
well...	Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
'course i do, they're my brothers.	Well...
do you know all their names?	'Course I do, they're my brothers.
it was great. there was always someone to play with, give you advice.	Do you know all their names?
your house must have been a zoo.	It was great. There was always someone to play with, give you advice.
i swear to god.	Your house must have been a zoo.
bullshit.	I swear to God.
yup, you're lookin' at lucky thirteen.	Bullshit.
not a chance.	Yup, you're lookin' at lucky thirteen.
i have twelve big brothers.	Not a chance.
what, five?	I have twelve big brothers.
you wouldn't believe me if i told you.	What, five?
how many?	You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
well, irish catholic. what do you think?	How many?
yeah.	Well, Irish Catholic. What do you think?
do i have a lot of brothers and sisters?	Yeah.
you have a lot of brothers and sisters?	Do I have a lot of brothers and sisters?
you know, nothing special.	You have a lot of brothers and sisters?
i bet you have a great family.	You know, nothing special.
pretty boring, i guess.	I bet you have a great family.
how was that?	Pretty boring, I guess.
not far from here, south boston.	How was that?
you grew up around here?	Not far from here, South Boston.
free?	Hey, I spent all my money on those caramels.
no...i was hoping to get a kiss.	Then why don't we just get it out of the way.
oh, you will?	No...I was hoping to get a kiss.
i was kinda' hopin' to get a "good night laid" but...i'll take a kiss.	Oh, you will?
yes you were.	I was kinda' hopin' to get a "good night laid" but...I'll take a kiss.
no i wasn't...	Yes you were.
yes you have. you were thinking you were gonna get a good night kiss.	No I wasn't...
no i haven't...	Yes you have. You were thinking you were gonna get a good night kiss.
you know what i mean. i know you've at least thought about it.	No I haven't...
i really don't 'date' that much.	You know what I mean. I know you've at least thought about it.
well, there's this part of the movie that's about how there's always this tension on a first date where both people are thinking about what's going to happen with the whole 'good night kiss' thing.	I really don't 'date' that much.
no.	Well, there's this part of the movie that's about how there's always this tension on a first date where both people are thinking about what's going to happen with the whole 'good night kiss' thing.
have you ever seen annie hall?	No.
now, i'm gonna make all these caramels disappear.	Okay...
sure.	Now, I'm gonna make all these caramels disappear.
in that case, fine.  want to see my magic trick?	Sure.
well, i'm gonna experiment on you for my anatomy class, then go.	In that case, fine.  Want to see my magic trick?
so you just want to use me and go?	Well, I'm gonna experiment on you for my anatomy class, then go.
stanford. i'm leaving in june after i graduate.	So you just want to use me and go?
is harvard gettin' all that money?	Stanford. I'm leaving in June after I graduate.
i was happy to pay. i inherited the money.	Is Harvard gettin' all that money?
i bet your parents were happy to pay.	I was happy to pay. I inherited the money.
i don't know, it was just kind of the boring suburban thing. private school, harvard, and now med. school.  i actually figured out that at the end of it, my brain will be worth a quarter of a million dollars. i shouldn't have told you that...	I bet your parents were happy to pay.
sounds good, where are you now?	You aren't, by any chance, Pre-law? Are you?
yeah, i figured maybe sometime this week we could go to a cafe and have some caramels.	Sounds good, where are you now?
oh will! i was wondering when you'd call.	Yeah, I figured maybe sometime this week we could go to a cafe and have some caramels.
okay, you got me. it's the ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser who got drunk and wouldn't leave you alone all night.	Oh Will! I was wondering when you'd call.
i'm sorry, i don't recall meeting anyone who fits that description.	Okay, you got me. It's the ugly, obnoxious, toothless loser who got drunk and wouldn't leave you alone all night.
it's will, the really funny good looking guy you met at the bar?	I'm sorry, I don't recall meeting anyone who fits that description.
yeah?	It's Will, the really funny good looking guy you met at the bar?
see, it's my life story. five more minutes and i would have got to hear your best pick-up line.	The caramel thing is my pick-up line.
i was trying to be smooth.  but at twelve-fifteen i was gonna come over there and talk to you.	See, it's my life story. Five more minutes and I would have got to hear your best pick-up line.
what?	I was trying to be smooth.  But at twelve-fifteen I was gonna come over there and talk to you.
five minutes.	What?
okay, sounds good.	Five minutes.
when you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.	Okay, sounds good.
what?	When you think about it, it's just as arbitrary as drinking coffee.
great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels.	What?
here's my number.	Great, or maybe we could go somewhere and just eat a bunch of caramels.
i didn't mean you. listen, maybe...	Here's my number.
well, look, i have to go. gotta' get up early and waste some more money on my overpriced education.	I didn't mean you. Listen, maybe...
i kind of got that impression.	Well, look, I have to go. Gotta' get up early and waste some more money on my overpriced education.
skylar. and by the way. that guy over there is a real dick and i just wanted you to know he didn't come with us.	I kind of got that impression.
i'm will.	Skylar. And by the way. That guy over there is a real dick and I just wanted you to know he didn't come with us.
i've been sitting over there for forty- five minutes waiting for you to come talk to me. but i'm just tired now and i have to go home and i wasn't going to keep sitting there waiting for you.	I'm Will.
what?	I've been sitting over there for forty- five minutes waiting for you to come talk to me. But I'm just tired now and I have to go home and I wasn't going to keep sitting there waiting for you.
you suck.	What?
twicet now i've fell for that line. maybe he needs a thousan' men. so he get's five thousan' there, an' he'll pay fifteen cents a hour. an' you guys'll have to take it 'cause you'll be hungry.  'f he wants to hire men, let him write it out an' say what he's gonna pay. ast to see his license. he ain't allowed by law to contrack men without a license.	Joe!
listen, smart guy. i'll run my business my own way. i got work. if you wanta take it, okay. if not, just sit here, that's all.	Twicet now I've fell for that line. Maybe he needs a thousan' men. So he get's five thousan' there, an' he'll pay fifteen cents a hour. An' you guys'll have to take it 'cause you'll be hungry.  'F he wants to hire men, let him write it out an' say what he's gonna pay. Ast to see his license. He ain't allowed by law to contrack men without a license.
'f we're workin' for you, it's our business too. an' how do we know--  --you ain't one a the guys that sent these things out?	Listen, Smart Guy. I'll run my business my own way. I got work. If you wanta take it, okay. If not, just sit here, that's all.
you trying to tell me how to run my own business?	'F we're workin' for you, it's our business too. An' how do we know--  --you ain't one a the guys that sent these things out?
all right, mister. i'll go. you just show your license to contrack, an' then you make out a order--where an' when an' how much you gonna pay--an' you sign it an' we'll go.	You trying to tell me how to run my own business?
you doin' the hirin'?	Well, I'm contracting the land.
twenty days work, oh boy!	Be glad to get my han' on some cotton. That's the kin' a pickin' I understan'.
ready, pa?	Let 'er go, Gallagher!
leave him alone, ma--al's just billy- goatin' around--	Sure! I was just aimin' to meet up with a couple girls I know.
will ya look at her!	I never knowed they was anything like her!
she'll prob'ly ride like a bull calf-- but she'll ride!	Reckon we better begin roustin' 'em out if we aim to get outa here by daylight. How about it, John? How you boys comin'?
okay. i think you're a darn fool, though.	Sure. Why not?
lissen. i don't care nothin' about you, but if you mess in this, your whole fambly li'ble to get in trouble, an' tom get sent back to the penitentiary.	Okay. I think you're a darn fool, though.
but ain't no reason--	Lissen. I don't care nothin' about you, but if you mess in this, your whole fambly li'ble to get in trouble, an' Tom get sent back to the penitentiary.
*some*body got to take the blame. they just *got* to hang it on somebody, you know.  an' i ain't doin' nothin' but set around.	But ain't no reason--
how 'bout you?	*Some*body got to take the blame. They just *got* to hang it on somebody, you know.  An' I ain't doin' nothin' but set around.
go on. get in your tent. you don't know nothin'.	How 'bout you?
woman can change better'n a man. man lives in jerks--baby born, or somebody dies, that's a jerk--gets a farm, or loses one, an' that's a jerk. with a woman it's all one flow, like a stream, little eddies, little waterfalls, but the river it goes right on. woman looks at it like that.	Look at that ol' coffeepot steam!
no. ain't ever gonna be scared no more.  i was, though. for a while i thought we was beat--*good* an' beat. looked like we didn't have nothin' in the worl' but enemies--wasn't *no*body frien'ly anymore. it made me feel bad an' scared too--like we was lost... an' nobody cared.	Watch me pass that Chevvy.
whatsa matter, ma? gettin' scared?	No. Ain't ever gonna be scared no more.  I was, though. For a while I thought we was beat--*good* an' beat. Looked like we didn't have nothin' in the worl' but enemies--wasn't *no*body frien'ly anymore. It made me feel bad an' scared too--like we was lost... an' nobody cared.
maybe. maybe twenny days work, maybe *no* days work. we ain't got it till we get it.	Whatsa matter, Ma? Gettin' scared?
ready, ma?	I'll get Rosasharn.
but it ain't runnin' away, ma. all i wanta do is go away with another fella an' look aroun' for work by ourself--	Well, you ain't a-goin'! Ain't *nobody* else a-goin'! We *got* here an' we gonna *stay* here, together! As long as we got the fambly unbroke I ain't scared, but it's a long bitter road we got ahead of us--  --an' I'm here to tell ya ef anybody else tries to bust us up anymore I'm a-goin' cat wild with this here piece a bar-arn!
i'd come back--	But ef you *do* whup me, I swear you better not ever go to sleep again, because the minute you go to sleep, or you're settin' down, or your back's turned, I'm gonna knock you belly-up with a bucket.
that don't sound like you, ma. you never was like that before.	I never had my house pushed over before. I never had my fambly stuck out on the road. I never had to lose... ever'thing I had in life.
we're goin' to california, ain't we? awright then, let's *go* to california.	That don't sound like you, Ma. You never was like that before.
ain't you gonna look back, ma?--give the ol' place a last look?	We're goin' to California, ain't we? Awright then, let's *go* to California.
that comes from not holdin' you tight *enough.*	Now I can't breathe.
you're *ticklin' me!*	That comes from not holdin' you tight *enough.*
why, i ain't hardly touchin' you!	You're *ticklin' me!*
don't hold me so tight.	Why, I ain't hardly touchin' you!
well, you said anybody can waltz... how'm *i* doin'?	Don't hold me so tight.
looks like about a mile. reckon she'll make it?	She got to make it.
gallon or two?	Well, looks like we done it this time awright!
any gas?	Gallon or two?
she's hotter'n a heifer.	Fan-belt's shot.
think i'll look aroun' an' see if i can't meet me a girl.	Thing's been workin' on me, what they was yellin' about. Got me all curious.
maybe the road's out.	I don't know what these cops got to do with it but I don't like it.  An' these here are our own people, all of 'em. I don't like this.
tom? you can come on. they gone.	We got to get outa here right away. Ever'body here? Where's Uncle John?
lots must a died, too.	Well, we ain't out a it yet.
people done it. if they could, we could.	Lots must a died, too.
what a place! how'd you like to walk acrost her?	People done it. If they could, we could.
naw. they paroled me.	Oh.
you bust outa jail, tom?	Naw. They paroled me.
i didn't see nothin'.	Okay. Go on.
was he bruised up this mornin'? about the face?	I didn't see nothin'.
short fella. pale face.	Was he bruised up this mornin'? About the face?
what'd he look like again?	Short fella. Pale face.
we just picked him up on the way in. he went away this mornin' when the rate dropped.	What'd he look like again?
i guess that's what he looked like.	We just picked him up on the way in. He went away this mornin' when the rate dropped.
you mean that hitch-hiker? little short fella with a pale face?	I guess that's what he looked like.
so long.	Hey, wait a minute. You got change comin'.
what's it to you?	Them was nickel apiece candy.
them wasn't two-for-a-cent candy.	What's it to you?
banana cream, pineapple cream, chocolate cream--and apple.	Cut me off a hunk a that banana cream, and a cuppa java.
kinda pie y'got?	Banana cream, pineapple cream, chocolate cream--and apple.
why, i guess so.	Okay. House 63. Wages 5 cents a box. No bruised fruit. Move along and go to work right away.
can all of you work?	Why, I guess so.
two.	Can all of you work?
kids?	Two.
two.	Kids?
women?	Two.
four.	Women?
how many men?	Four.
joad.	How many men?
that's not your affair. name.	Joad.
sure, but what is this?	That's not your affair. Name.
want to work?	Sure, but what is this?
look, i didn't set the price. i'm just working here. if you want it, take it. if you don't, turn right around and beat it.	Which way is House 25?
but--but how we gonna eat?	Look, I didn't set the price. I'm just working here. If you want it, take it. If you don't, turn right around and beat it.
take it or leave it. there's 200 men coming from the south that'll be glad to get it.	But--but how we gonna eat?
two an' a half! say, mister, a man can't make his dinner on that.	Take it or leave it. There's 200 men coming from the South that'll be glad to get it.
two and a half cents.	Two an' a half! Say, mister, a man can't make his dinner on that.
okay, mister. whatcha payin'?	Two and a half cents.
house 25. number's on the door.	Okay, mister. Whatcha payin'?
we don't need a warrant if it's a riot.	Well, I don't know what you gonna do about it, because I don't hear no riot an' I don't see no riot, an' what's more I don't believe they *is* no riot.  Look for yourself.
got a warrant?	We don't need a warrant if it's a riot.
deputy sheriffs.	Got a warrant?
riot? i don't see no riot. who're you?	Deputy sheriffs.
open up! we hear you got a riot.	Riot? I don't see no riot. Who're you?
better take care of it. store manager'll give you some stuff for it in the morning. goodnight.	Goodnight.
crate fell on me.	Better take care of it. Store manager'll give you some stuff for it in the morning. Goodnight.
that cut you got?	Crate fell on me.
ma's shore gonna like it here. she ain't been treated decent for a long time.	That cut you got?
can't promise you that, but there'll be a licensed agent here tomorrow mornin', if you want to talk to him.	Ma's shore gonna like it here. She ain't been treated decent for a long time.
anything like work aroun' here?	Can't promise you that, but there'll be a licensed agent here tomorrow mornin', if you want to talk to him.
*you* find out, i can't.	Anything like work aroun' here?
why ain't they more like it?	*You* find out, I can't.
government.	Why ain't they more like it?
say, who runs this place?	Government.
we got the best dances in the county every saturday night.	Say, who runs this place?
you got dances too?	We got the best dances in the county every Saturday night.
they don't get in here. sometimes the boys patrol the fences, especially dance nights.	You got dances too?
i can't hardly believe it. camp i was in once, they burned it out--the deputies an' some of them poolroom fellas.	They don't get in here. Sometimes the boys patrol the fences, especially dance nights.
no cop can come in here without a warrant.	I can't hardly believe it. Camp I was in once, they burned it out--the deputies an' some of them poolroom fellas.
an' you say no cops?	No cop can come in here without a warrant.
that's the way it is.	An' you say no cops?
are you aimin' to tell me that the fellas that run this camp is jus' fellas--campin' here?	That's the way it is.
we got five sanitary units. each one elects a central committee man. they make the laws, an' what they say goes.	Are you aimin' to tell me that the fellas that run this camp is jus' fellas--campin' here?
we'll work it out. what's this committee you talkin' about?	We got five sanitary units. Each one elects a central committee man. They make the laws, an' what they say goes.
camp site costs a dollar a week, but you can work it out, carrying garbage, keeping the camp clean--stuff like that.	We'll work it out. What's this committee you talkin' about?
joad. tom joad.	How many of you?
i don't mean to be nosy, y'understand. i just got to have certain information. what's your name?	Joad. Tom Joad.
can't tell if you hear it or not. you hear it, tom?	I hear it. I think they's some guys comin' this way, lots of 'em. We better get outa here.
we was outa food. tonight we had meat. not much, but we had it. think pa's gonna give up his meat on account a other fellas? an' rosasharn needs milk. think ma's gonna starve that baby jus' cause a bunch a fellas is yellin' outside a gate?	Got to learn, like I'm a-learnin'. Don't know it right yet myself, but I'm tryin' to fin' out. That's why I can't ever be a preacher again. Preacher got to *know*.  I don't. I got to *ask*.
i guess that's right. have to take a beatin' before he'll know.	We was outa food. Tonight we had meat. Not much, but we had it. Think Pa's gonna give up his meat on account a other fellas? An' Rosasharn needs milk. Think Ma's gonna starve that baby jus' cause a bunch a fellas is yellin' outside a gate?
they won't. they're a-gettin' five an' they don't care about nothin' else.	But jus' the minute they ain't strike- breakin' they won't get no five!
try an' tell 'em, tom. they'll get two an' a half, jus' the minute we're gone. an' you know what that is? that's one ton a peaches picked an' carried for a dollar. that way you can't even buy food enough to keep you alive! tell 'em to come out with us, tom! them peaches is *ripe*. two days out an' they'll pay *all* of us five!	They won't. They're a-gettin' five an' they don't care about nothin' else.
i'll tell 'em. but i don't know how. never seen so many guys with guns. wouldn't even let us talk today.	Try an' tell 'em, Tom. They'll get two an' a half, jus' the minute we're gone. An' you know what that is? That's one ton a peaches picked an' carried for a dollar. That way you can't even buy food enough to keep you alive! Tell 'em to come out with us, Tom! Them peaches is *ripe*. Two days out an' they'll pay *all* of us five!
i aim to.	Well--tell the folks inside how it is, Tom. Tell 'em they're starvin' us and stabbin' theirself in the back. An' as sure as God made little apples it's goin' back to two an' a half jus' as soon as they clear us out.
i don't expeck we can las' much longer-- some a the folks ain't et for two days. you goin' back tonight?	I aim to.
i dunno. payin' five now.	I don't expeck we can las' much longer-- some a the folks ain't et for two days. You goin' back tonight?
lookie, tom. we come to work here. they tell us it's gonna be fi' cents. but they was a whole lot of us, so the man says two an' a half cents. well, a fella can't even eat on that, an' if he got kids...  so we says we won't take it. so they druv us off. now they're payin' you five--but when they bust this strike ya think they'll pay five?	I dunno. Payin' five now.
thought you was in jail.	No, I done my time an' got out. Come on in.
well, if it ain't tom joad. how ya, boy?	Thought you was in jail.
casy! what you doin' here?	Well, if it ain't Tom Joad. How ya, boy?
what's the matter?	Casy! What you doin' here?
you're right!	Hide in the willows. If it's awright to come back I'll give you four high whistles.
he seen you, tom! you wanta be fingerprinted? you wanta get sent back for breakin' parole?	You're right!
i ain't gonna run.	He seen you, Tom! You wanta be fingerprinted? You wanta get sent back for breakin' parole?
gimme that gun. now git outa here. go down in them willows an' wait.	I ain't gonna run.
how about us? is that the truth for us?	I don't know.
we know. but ain't none of our folks ever been buried without a few words.	I'll say 'em--an' make it short.  This here ol' man jus' lived a life an' jus' died out of it. I don't know whether he was good or bad, an' it don't matter much. Heard a fella say a poem once, an' he says, "All that lives is holy." But I wouldn't pray for jus' a ol' man that's dead, because he's awright. If I was to pray I'd pray for the folks that's alive an' don't know which way to turn. Grampa here, he ain't got no more trouble like that. He's got his job all cut out for 'im--so cover 'im up and let 'im get to it.
i ain't no more a preacher, you know.	We know. But ain't none of our folks ever been buried without a few words.
think she'll hold?	If she does it'll be a miracle outa Scripture.
what you figger to do?	It's hard to say. Stay here till mornin' an' then go on over to Uncle John's, I reckon. After that I don't know.
she's settlin'.	What you figger to do?
i ain't no preacher anymore.	All right, you remember the *man* then.
this is muley graves.  you remember the preacher, don't you?	I ain't no preacher anymore.
this used to be mine. i give it to grampa when i went away.  you reckon they could be dead?	I never heard nothin' about it.
they never wrote you nothing?	No. They wasn't people to write.
they're all gone--or dead.	They never wrote you nothing?
your granma was a great one, too. the third time she got religion she go it so powerful she knocked down a full-growed deacon with her fist.	That's our place.
just around that next bend.	Your granma was a great one, too. The third time she got religion she go it so powerful she knocked down a full-growed deacon with her fist.
is it fur?	Just around that next bend.
shore it is. it always is, this time a year.	Is it fur?
lissen. this wind's fixin't to *do* somepin'!	Shore it is. It always is, this time a year.
i'll be glad to see you pa. last time i seen him was at a baptizin', an' he had one a the bigges' doses of the holy sperit i ever seen. he go to jumpin' over bushes, howlin' like a dog-wolf in moon-time. fin'ly he picks hisself out a bush big as a piana an' he let out a squawk an' took a run at that bush. well, sir, he cleared her but he bust his leg snap in two. they was a travellin' dentist there and he set her, an' i give her a prayin' over, but they wasn't no more holy sperit in your pa after that.	Lissen. This wind's fixin't to *do* somepin'!
maybe ma'll have pork for supper. i ain't had pork but four times in four years--every christmas.	I'll be glad to see you pa. Last time I seen him was at a baptizin', an' he had one a the bigges' doses of the Holy Sperit I ever seen. He go to jumpin' over bushes, howlin' like a dog-wolf in moon-time. Fin'ly he picks hisself out a bush big as a piana an' he let out a squawk an' took a run at that bush. Well, sir, he cleared her but he bust his leg snap in two. They was a travellin' dentist there and he set her, an' I give her a prayin' over, but they wasn't no more Holy Sperit in your pa after that.
it don't matter. ever since i lost the sperit it looks like i just as soon go one way as the other.  i'll go your way.	Maybe Ma'll have pork for supper. I ain't had pork but four times in four years--every Christmas.
no, but i aim to before sundown. gettin' kind of excited about it, too. which way you going?	It don't matter. Ever since I lost the sperit it looks like I just as soon go one way as the other.  I'll go your way.
ain't you seen your folks since then?	No, but I aim to before sundown. Gettin' kind of excited about it, too. Which way you going?
he had a knife in me. that's why they only gave me seven years. got out in four--parole.	Ain't you seen your folks since then?
and you ain't ashamed?	He had a knife in me. That's why they only gave me seven years. Got out in four--parole.
i don't mind any more. i'd do what i done again. i killed a guy at a dance. we was drunk. he got a knife in me and i laid him out with a shovel. knocked his head plumb to squash.	And you ain't ashamed?
excuse me for asking.	I don't mind any more. I'd do what I done again. I killed a guy at a dance. We was drunk. He got a knife in me and I laid him out with a shovel. Knocked his head plumb to squash.
i been in the penitentiary for four years.	Excuse me for asking.
no, i never. what?	I been in the penitentiary for four years.
didn't you hear? it was in the papers.	No, I never. What?
been out travelin' around?	Didn't you hear? It was in the papers.
ought to be. that's fact'ry liquor. cost me a buck.	Been out travelin' around?
course i'll say grace if somebody sets out the food--  --but my heart ain't in it.  nice drinkin' liquor.	Ought to be. That's fact'ry liquor. Cost me a buck.
have a little snort?	Course I'll say grace if somebody sets out the food--  --but my heart ain't in it.  Nice drinkin' liquor.
but you wasn't a preacher. a girl was just a girl to you. but to me they was holy vessels. i was savin' their souls.  i ast myself--what *is* this call, the holy sperit? maybe *that's* love. why, i love everybody so much i'm fit to bust sometimes!  so maybe there ain't no sin an' there ain't no virtue. there's just what people do. some things folks do is nice, and some ain't so nice. but that's as far as any man's got a right to say.	Have a little snort?
i never let one go by me when i could catch her.	But you wasn't a preacher. A girl was just a girl to you. But to me they was holy vessels. I was savin' their souls.  I ast myself--what *is* this call, the Holy Sperit? Maybe *that's* love. Why, I love everybody so much I'm fit to bust sometimes!  So maybe there ain't no sin an' there ain't no virtue. There's just what people do. Some things folks do is nice, and some ain't so nice. But that's as far as any man's got a right to say.
at my meetin's i used to get the girls glory-shoutin' till they about passed out. then, i'd go to comfort 'em--and always end up by lovin' 'em. i'd feel bad, an' pray, an' pray, but it didn't do no good. next time, do it again. i figgered there just wasn't no hope for me.	I never let one go by me when I could catch her.
maybe you should a got yourself a wife.	At my meetin's I used to get the girls glory-shoutin' till they about passed out. Then, I'd go to comfort 'em--and always end up by lovin' 'em. I'd feel bad, an' pray, an' pray, but it didn't do no good. Next time, do it again. I figgered there just wasn't no hope for me.
i got nothin' to preach about no more--that's all. i ain't so sure o' things.	Maybe you should a got yourself a wife.
pa always said you was never cut out to be a preacher.	I got nothin' to preach about no more--that's all. I ain't so sure o' things.
*used* to be. not no more. i lost the call.  but boy, i sure *used* to have it! i'd get an irrigation ditch so squirmin' full of repented sinners i pretty near *drowned* half of 'em!  but not no more. i lost the sperit.	Pa always said you was never cut out to be a preacher.
why, you're the preacher!	*Used* to be. Not no more. I lost the call.  But boy, I sure *used* to have it! I'd get an irrigation ditch so squirmin' full of repented sinners I pretty near *drowned* half of 'em!  But not no more. I lost the sperit.
well, i do declare!  i baptized you, son.	Why, you're the preacher!
yeah. on my way home now.	Well, I do declare!  I baptized you, son.
say, ain't you young tom joad--ol' tom's boy?	Yeah. On my way home now.
but we can still do it, honey.	I ought to done it then--an' not come on any trip like this.
no, but--but you seen that advertisement in the spicy western story magazine. don't pay nothin'. jus' send 'em the coupon an' you're a radio expert--nice clean work.	But we can still do it, honey.
you ain't--you ain't sorry, are you, honey?	No, but--but you seen that advertisement in the Spicy Western Story magazine. Don't pay nothin'. Jus' send 'em the coupon an' you're a radio expert--nice clean work.
women is always tar'd.	You ain't--you ain't sorry, are you, honey?
seems like we wasn't never gonna do nothin' but move. i'm so tar'd.	Women is always tar'd.
what's the matter? what's happened?	Little trouble up ahead, but you'll get through. Just follow the line.
pull up behind that car.  okay for this one. take 'em through.	What's the matter? What's happened?
sure do.	Pull up behind that car.  Okay for this one. Take 'em through.
want to work, do you?	Sure do.
fella named spencer sent us--said they was work pickin' peaches.	Want to work, do you?
we ain't campin'. we jus' stoppin' a minute--	Lissen, I heard that before--
save your strength, lady.  get goin', buddy. no campin' here.	We ain't campin'. We jus' stoppin' a minute--
they shore don't waste no time!  take her out.	Save your strength, lady.  Get goin', buddy. No campin' here.
have it your own way, son, but just as sure as you touch my house with that cat i'm gonna blow you plumb to kingdom come.	You ain't gonna blow nobody nowhere. First place, you'd get hung and you know it. For another, it wouldn't be two days before they'd have another guy here to take my place.
but this is *my land*, son. don't you understand?	*Used* to be your land. B'longs to the comp'ny now.
for three dollars a day, that's what i'm doin' it for. i got two little kids. i got a wife and my wife's mother. them people got to eat. fust and on'y thing i got to think about is my own folks. what happens to other folks is their lookout.	But this is *my land*, son. Don't you understand?
then what are you doin' this kind a thing for--against your own people?	For three dollars a day, that's what I'm doin' it for. I got two little kids. I got a wife and my wife's mother. Them people got to eat. Fust and on'y thing I got to think about is my own folks. What happens to other folks is their lookout.
i don't like nobody drawin' a bead on me.	Then what are you doin' this kind a thing for--against your own people?
i never asked you!	Sure, but you'd a throwed a fit if I hadn't tol' you.
yeah.	That's where I get off.
me neither. i'm just tryin' to get along without shovin' anybody around, that's all.  see that road up ahead?	Yeah.
i didn't mean nothing.	Me neither. I'm just tryin' to get along without shovin' anybody around, that's all.  See that road up ahead?
go ahead. ask me anything you want.	I didn't mean nothing.
you ain't got to get sore.	Go ahead. Ask me anything you want.
listen. that big nose of yours been goin' over me like a sheep in a vegetable patch. but i ain't keepin' it a secret. i been in the penitentiary. been there four years. like to know anything else?	You ain't got to get sore.
i stay in my own yard.	Listen. That big nose of yours been goin' over me like a sheep in a vegetable patch. But I ain't keepin' it a secret. I been in the penitentiary. Been there four years. Like to know anything else?
naw--not much!	I stay in my own yard.
i don't stick my nose in nobody's business.	Naw--not much!
you know what i mean. you been givin' me a goin' over ever since i got in. whyn't you go on and ask me where i been?	I don't stick my nose in nobody's business.
get to what?	You know what I mean. You been givin' me a goin' over ever since I got in. Whyn't you go on and ask me where I been?
why don't you get to it, buddy?	Get to what?
i seen your hands. you been swinging a pick or a sledge--that shines up your hands. i notice little things like that all the time.  got a trade?	Why don't you get to it, buddy?
yeah.	I seen your hands. You been swinging a pick or a sledge--that shines up your hands. I notice little things like that all the time.  Got a trade?
been doin' a job?	Yeah.
oh!	Been doin' a job?
no, my old man got a place, forty acres. he's a sharecropper, but we been there a long time.	Oh!
lookin' for a job?	No, my old man got a place, forty acres. He's a sharecropper, but we been there a long time.
just a few miles. i'd a walked her if my dogs wasn't pooped out.	Lookin' for a job?
goin' far?	Just a few miles. I'd a walked her if my dogs wasn't pooped out.
how about a lift, mister?	Can't you see that sticker?
well, maybe. but i'd hate to be doin' it. takes more nerve than i got.	It don't take no nerve to do somep'n when there ain't nothin' else you can do.
if we broke down maybe somebody'd give us a han'.	Well, maybe. But I'd hate to be doin' it. Takes more nerve than I got.
sure, plenty, but not in no wreck like this.	If we broke down maybe somebody'd give us a han'.
you been acrost?	Sure, plenty, but not in no wreck like this.
crossin' the desert in a jalopy like this.	You been acrost?
what you mean?	Crossin' the desert in a jalopy like this.
you people got a lotta nerve.	What you mean?
an' the nex' thing you know you'll be out, because they got it all figgered down to a t--until the harvest is in you're a *migrant* worker--afterwards, just a bum.	Five they're a-gettin' now, an' that's all they're int'rested in. I know exackly what Pa'd say. He'd jus' say it wasn't none a his business.
fi' cents! they pain' you fi' cents?	Sure. We made a buck since midday.
well, fi' cents a box ain't much, but a fella can eat.	Fi' cents! They pain' you fi' cents?
this here's a strike.	Well, fi' cents a box ain't much, but a fella can eat.
workin'. pickin' peaches. but i seen a bunch a fellas yellin' when we come in, so i come out to see what's goin' on. what's it all about?	This here's a strike.
no, ma'am. they ain't no work hereabouts. pa's in tryin' to sell some stuff to get gas so's we can get along.	Didn' none of these have no breakfast?
didn' you have no breakfast?	No, ma'am. They ain't no work hereabouts. Pa's in tryin' to sell some stuff to get gas so's we can get along.
yes, ma'am.	Didn' you have no breakfast?
you want to get ast to eat, hunh?	Yes, ma'am.
i could break up some bresh if you want me, ma'am.	You want to get ast to eat, hunh?
what's he fixin' to do, ma?	Hush!
ain't a-goin', thas all...	Put somepin' over him, so he won't git sun-struck.  Ever'body set now?  Awright, Al, letta go!
easy, *easy!* you wanta bust his head wide open? pull his arms, john.	Ain't a-goin', thas all...
now listen, grampa. listen to me, just a minute.	And I ain't gonna listen either. I tol' you what I'm gonna do.  And I don't give a hoot in a hollow if they's oranges and grapes crowdin' a fella outa bed even, I ain't a- goin' to California!  This here's my country. I b'long *here*.  It ain't no good--  --but it's mine.
but you can't *do* that, grampa. this here land is goin' under the tractor. we *all* got to git out.	All but me! I'm a-stayin'.
i ain't talkin' about you, i'm talkin' about me. and i'm a-stayin'. i give her a good goin' over all night long-- and i'm a-stayin'.	But you can't *do* that, Grampa. This here land is goin' under the tractor. We *all* got to git out.
what you mean you ain't goin'? we *got* to go. we got no place to stay.	I ain't talkin' about you, I'm talkin' about me. And I'm a-stayin'. I give her a good goin' over all night long-- and I'm a-stayin'.
*ain't* a-goin'... ain't a-goin'...	'S all right, Grampa. You just kind a tar'd, that's all. Somebody fix a pallet.
ma. pa.  grampa, his eyes hurt and hunted and frightened and bewildered, scratches in the dirt.	And can't nobody *make* me go, either! Ain't nobody here *man* enough to make me! I'm a-stayin'.
how 'bout granma?	Take her with you!
what's the matter, grampa?	Ain't nothin' the matter. I just ain't a-goin', that's all.
you know what i al'ays said: "tom'll come bustin' outa that jail like a bull through a corral fence." can't keep no joad in jail!	I didn't bust out. They lemme out. Howya, Noah. Howya, Uncle John.
not tonight you can't. want to walk back?--or you want me to whistle up some help and take you back?	I'll walk back.
you mean i can't even get outa here?	Not tonight you can't. Want to walk back?--or you want me to whistle up some help and take you back?
well, you just turn around and walk the other way.	You mean I can't even get outa here?
thought i'd take a walk. any law against it?	Well, you just turn around and walk the other way.
where you think you're going?	Thought I'd take a walk. Any law against it?
okay. go ahead, but you better keep movin'.	Sure. We aim to.
no plants.	Okay. Go ahead, but you better keep movin'.
got any plants?	No plants.
no longer'n we can get acrost her.	Got any plants?
how long you plan to be in arizona?	No longer'n we can get acrost her.
california.	How long you plan to be in Arizona?
where you going?	California.
i got to get a lot curiouser than i am--with all them cops out there.	Okay. I be back a little later.
wouldn't be no use. i'd still see 'em inside the tent.	You git. Go on now, git. You ain't doin' no good. They ain't enough for you.
you take that plate inside the tent an' you eat it.	Wouldn't be no use. I'd still see 'em inside the tent.
i know, but i got a stomickache. i ain't hungry.	You take that plate inside the tent an' you eat it.
whatta ya mean? you ain't et today.	I know, but I got a stomickache. I ain't hungry.
you take this.  i ain't hungry.	Whatta ya mean? You ain't et today.
an' you won't let nobody touch me?	No--an' look what I got for you.
you an' me's goin' together--jus' you an' me. we're a-goin' to that dance an' we're a-goin' to jus' set an' watch. if anybody says to come dance--why i'll say you're poorly. but you an' me, we're gonna hear the music an' see the fun.	An' you won't let nobody touch me?
i can't he'p it, ma. it don't make *me* giggly an' happy.	You an' me's goin' together--jus' you an' me. We're a-goin' to that dance an' we're a-goin' to jus' set an' watch. If anybody says to come dance--why I'll say you're poorly. But you an' me, we're gonna hear the music an' see the fun.
why, honey, it makes folks happy to see a girl that way--makes folks sort of giggly an' happy.	I can't he'p it, Ma. It don't make *me* giggly an' happy.
ma...  ma, i--i can't go to the dance. i jus' can't ma. i can't hardly stan' it, with connie not here--an' me this way.	Why, honey, it makes folks happy to see a girl that way--makes folks sort of giggly an' happy.
ma... you know, if connie was here i wouldn't min' any a this.	I know, honey, an' just as soon as we get settled Al's gonna set out an' look for him. How 'bout gas, Tommy?
no'm.	Stand by the door.
anybody ask anything?	No'm.
i like the tent better.	This got a floor. Wouldn't leak when it rains.
why, sure. it won't be so bad once we get her washed out.	I like the tent better.
we gonna live here?	Why, sure. It won't be so bad once we get her washed out.
maybe connie went to get some books to study up with. he's gonna be a radio expert, ya know. maybe he figgered to suprise us.	Maybe that's jus' what he done.
don't it ever scare you it won't be nice in california like we think?	No. No, it don't. I can't do that. I can't let m'self. All I can do is see how soon they gonna wanta eat again. They'd all get upset if I done anymore 'n that. They all depen' on me jus' thinkin' about that.  That's my part--that an' keepin' the fambly together.
sometimes. a little. only it ain't scairt so much. it's just waitin' an' wonderin'. but when sump'n happens that i got to do sump'n--  --i'll do it.	Don't it ever scare you it won't be nice in California like we think?
you don't ever get scairt, do you, ma?	Sometimes. A little. Only it ain't scairt so much. It's just waitin' an' wonderin'. But when sump'n happens that I got to do sump'n--  --I'll do it.
they use' to be a sayin': a chile born outa sorrow'll be a happy chile. an' another: born outa too much joy'll be a doleful boy. that's the way i always heard it.	You don't ever get scairt, do you, Ma?
but will it--hurt the baby?	They use' to be a sayin': A chile born outa sorrow'll be a happy chile. An' another: Born outa too much joy'll be a doleful boy. That's the way I always heard it.
well, can't nobody get through nine *months* without sorrow.	But will it--hurt the baby?
sometimes i'm all jumpy inside.	Well, can't nobody get through nine *months* without sorrow.
now don't you go gettin' nimsy-mimsy.	Sometimes I'm all jumpy inside.
ma... all this, will it hurt the baby?	Now don't you go gettin' nimsy-mimsy.
maybe, but we shore takin' a beatin'.	I know. Maybe that makes us tough. Rich fellas come up an' they die, an' their kids ain't no good, an' they die out. But we keep a-comin'. We're the people that live. Can't nobody wipe us out. Can't nobody lick us. We'll go on forever, Pa. We're the people.
make her easy, john. watch her.	She'll be awright.
know where we're a-goin'?	Don't matter. Just got to go--an' keep a-goin', till we get plenty a distance away from here.
that!	They charge extry at the comp'ny store but they ain't no other place.
sump'n got to happen soon. we got one day's more grease, two day's flour, an' ten potatoes. after that...  an' rosasharn, we got to remember she's gonna be due soon.	It sure is hell jus' tryin' to get enough to eat.
pa! shh!	How come I got to shh? Run out, didn't he?
glad to get shet of him. never was no good an' never will be--	Pa! Shh!
connie's gone.  lit out this e'enin'--said he didn't know it was gonna be like this.	Glad to get shet of him. Never was no good an' never will be--
jus' sassy, that's all.	Sassy my foot! I'm jus' sick and tar'd a my folks tryin' to bust up. All we got lef' in the *worl'* is the fambly--an' right down at bottom that's all we *got* to have! Ef some of us dies, we can't he'p that--but ain't nobody else runnin' away!
al ain't a-goin' away, an' you gonna *tell* him he ain't a-goin' away.  an' if you think diff'unt, you gotta whup me first. so some on.	I never *seen* her so sassy.  An' she ain't so young, neither!
now don't get sassy, ma.	Al ain't a-goin' away, an' you gonna *tell* him he ain't a-goin' away.  An' if you think diff'unt, you gotta whup me first. So some on.
you'll *what*?... come on, pa. come on an' whup me. jus' try it.	Now don't get sassy, Ma.
cut it out, ma, or i'll--	You'll *what*?... Come on, Pa. Come on an' whup me. Jus' try it.
you don't know *no* girls around here. you're lyin', *you're runnin' away*!	Cut it out, Ma, or I'll--
how 'bout it?	Go get Tom an' Al.  I dunno what to do. I got to feed the fambly. What'm I gonna do with these here?
sure. good-by.	Good-by, Tommy.
good-by, tom. later--when it's blowed over--you'll come back? you'll try to fin' us?	Sure. Good-by.
me neither.  it's jus' stuff i been thinkin' about. gimme you han', ma. good-by.	Good-by, Tom. Later--when it's blowed over--you'll come back? You'll try to fin' us?
i don't understan' it, tom.	Me neither.  It's jus' stuff I been thinkin' about. Gimme you han', Ma. Good-by.
then it don't matter. then i'll be all aroun' in the dark. i'll be ever'where--wherever you look. wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, i'll be there. wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, i'll be there. i'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad--an' i'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry an' they know supper's ready. an' when our people eat the stuff they raise, an' live in the houses they build, why, i'll be there too.	I don't understan' it, Tom.
then what, tom?	Then it don't matter. Then I'll be all aroun' in the dark. I'll be ever'where--wherever you look. Wherever there's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad--an' I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry an' they know supper's ready. An' when our people eat the stuff they raise, an' live in the houses they build, why, I'll be there too.
well, maybe it's like casy says, a fella ain't got a soul of his own, but on'y a piece of a big soul--the one big soul that belongs to ever'body-- an' then...	Then what, Tom?
how'm i gonna know 'bout you? they might kill you an' i wouldn't know. they might hurt you. how'm i gonna know?	Well, maybe it's like Casy says, a fella ain't got a soul of his own, but on'y a piece of a big soul--the one big soul that belongs to ever'body-- an' then...
no, ma. not that. that ain't it. but long as i'm a outlaw, anyways, maybe i can do sump'n. maybe i can jus' fin' out sump'n. jus' scrounge aroun' an' try to fin' out what it is that's wrong, an then see if they ain't sump'n could be done about it.  but i ain't thought it out clear, ma. i can't. i don't know enough.	How'm I gonna know 'bout you? They might kill you an' I wouldn't know. They might hurt you. How'm I gonna know?
you don't aim to kill nobody, tom!	No, Ma. Not that. That ain't it. But long as I'm a outlaw, anyways, maybe I can do sump'n. Maybe I can jus' fin' out sump'n. Jus' scrounge aroun' an' try to fin' out what it is that's wrong, an then see if they ain't sump'n could be done about it.  But I ain't thought it out clear, Ma. I can't. I don't know enough.
they gonna drive me anyways. soon or later they'll get me, for one thing if not another. until then...	You don't aim to kill nobody, Tom!
tommy, they'll drive you, an' cut you down like they done to casy.	They gonna drive me anyways. Soon or later they'll get me, for one thing if not another. Until then...
i been thinkin' about us, too--about our people livin' like pigs, an' good rich lan' layin' fallow, or maybe one fella with a million acres, while a hundred thousan' farmers is starvin'. an' i been wonderin' if all our folks got together an' yelled--	Tommy, they'll drive you, an' cut you down like they done to Casy.
he was a good man.	I been thinkin' about us, too--about our people livin' like pigs, an' good rich lan' layin' fallow, or maybe one fella with a million acres, while a hundred thousan' farmers is starvin'. An' I been wonderin' if all our folks got together an' yelled--
you know what i been thinkin' about, ma? about casy. about what he said, what he done, an' about how he died. an' i remember all of it.	He was a good man.
awright, tommy. what you figger you gonna do?	You know what I been thinkin' about, Ma? About Casy. About what he said, what he done, an' about how he died. An' I remember all of it.
i know you would, ma. but i ain't gonna let you. you hide somebody that's kilt a man an'... an' you'd be in trouble too.	Awright, Tommy. What you figger you gonna do?
i could hide you, tommy.	I know you would, Ma. But I ain't gonna let you. You hide somebody that's kilt a man an'... an' you'd be in trouble too.
i'd like to stay. i'd like to be with ya--  --an' see your face when you an' pa get settled in a nice little place. i sure wish i could see you then. but--  --i guess i won't never be able to do that. not now.	I could hide you, Tommy.
it had to come, i reckon, soon or later.	I'd like to stay. I'd like to be with ya--  --an' see your face when you an' Pa get settled in a nice little place. I sure wish I could see you then. But--  --I guess I won't never be able to do that. Not now.
they was some cops here, ma. they was takin' down the license numbers. it looks like somebody knows sump'n.	It had to come, I reckon, soon or later.
she's gettin' prettier, ma.	Girl with a baby *always* gets prettier.
what is it?	Don't know--but it's better'n this.
it's jus' till we get some distance. then you can come out.	I'd hate to get *trapped* in here.
comes night we'll get outa here.	It's jus' till we get some distance. Then you can come out.
that casy. he might a been a preacher, but--he seen a lot a things clear. he was like a lantern--he helped mw see things too.	Comes night we'll get outa here.
tom! they's a whole lot i don't understan', but goin' away ain't gonna ease us.  they was the time when we was on the lan'. they was a bound'ry to us then. ol' folks died off, an' little fellas come, an' we was always one thing-- we was the fambly--kinda whole an' clear. but now we ain't clear no more. they ain't nothin' keeps us clear. al--he's a-hankerin' an' a- jibbitin' to go off on his own. an' uncle john is just a-draggin' along. pa's lost his place--he ain't the head no more. we're crackin' up, tom. they ain't no fambly now. rosasharn--  --she gonna have her baby, but *it* ain't gonna have no fambly. i been tryin' to keep her goin' but--winfiel'-- what's he gonna be, this-a-way? growin' up wild, an' ruthie, too-- like animals. got nothin' to trus'. don't go tom. stay an' help. help me.	Okay, Ma. I shouldn't, though. I know I shouldn't. But okay.
i'm gonna go away tonight. i can't go puttin' this on you folks.	Tom! They's a whole lot I don't understan', but goin' away ain't gonna ease us.  They was the time when we was on the lan'. They was a bound'ry to us then. Ol' folks died off, an' little fellas come, an' we was always one thing-- we was the fambly--kinda whole an' clear. But now we ain't clear no more. They ain't nothin' keeps us clear. Al--he's a-hankerin' an' a- jibbitin' to go off on his own. An' Uncle John is just a-draggin' along. Pa's lost his place--he ain't the head no more. We're crackin' up, Tom. They ain't no fambly now. Rosasharn--  --she gonna have her baby, but *it* ain't gonna have no fambly. I been tryin' to keep her goin' but--Winfiel'-- what's he gonna be, this-a-way? Growin' up wild, an' Ruthie, too-- like animals. Got nothin' to trus'. Don't go Tom. Stay an' help. Help me.
it's awright, tommy. i wisht you didn't do it, but you done what you had to do. i can't read no fault in you.	I'm gonna go away tonight. I can't go puttin' this on you folks.
i'm sorry, ma. but--i didn't know what i was doin', no more'n when you take a breath. i didn't even know i was gonna do it.	It's awright, Tommy. I wisht you didn't do it, but you done what you had to do. I can't read no fault in you.
they know he got hit in the face.	I'm sorry, Ma. But--I didn't know what I was doin', no more'n when you take a breath. I didn't even know I was gonna do it.
they know what--this fella looks like?	They know he got hit in the face.
that ain't the way they're tellin' it. they're sayin' you done it fust.	They know what--this fella looks like?
they killed casy first.	That ain't the way they're tellin' it. They're sayin' you done it fust.
folks ain't talkin' about much else. they say they got posses out. talkin' about a lynchin'--when they catch the fella.	They killed Casy first.
i kinda thought so. felt like it.	Folks ain't talkin' about much else. They say they got posses out. Talkin' about a lynchin'--when they catch the fella.
looks like you done it.	I kinda thought so. Felt like it.
busted my cheek but i can still see. what'd you hear?	Looks like you done it.
how's it feel, tommy?	Busted my cheek but I can still see. What'd you hear?
you be careful, tommy. don't you be stickin' your nose in anything.	Okay, Ma. Don't you worry.
i ain't full.	Well, tomorra you'll get in a full day--full day's pay--an' we'll have plenty.
got any more, ma?	No. That's all. You made a dollar, an' that's a dollar's worth.
get some sugar too, for the coffee.	You know, I jus' can't remember when I felt so good before!
fust thing i'll get is coffee, cause ever'body been wantin' that, an' then some flour an' bakin' powder an' meat. better not get no side- meat right off. save that for later. maybe sat'dy. got to get some soap too. an' milk. rosasharn's got to have some milk.	Get some sugar too, for the coffee.
you gotta keep clear, tom. the fambly's breakin' up. you *got* to keep clear.	What's that--detour?
i'm a-tryin', ma. honest i am.	You gotta keep clear, Tom. The fambly's breakin' up. You *got* to keep clear.
you promised, tommy.	I'm a-tryin', Ma. Honest I am.
i know, ma. i'm a tryin'. if it was the law they was workin' with, we could take it. but it *ain't* the law. they're workin' away at our spirits. they're tryin' to make us cringe an' crawl. they're workin' on our decency.	You promised, Tommy.
tom--you tol' me--you promised you wasn't like that. you promised me.	I know, Ma. I'm a tryin'. If it was the law they was workin' with, we could take it. But it *ain't* the law. They're workin' away at our spirits. They're tryin' to make us cringe an' crawl. They're workin' on our decency.
ma, they comes a time when a man gets mad.	Tom--you tol' me--you promised you wasn't like that. You promised me.
she shore don't look prosperous. want to go somewheres else?	On a gallon a gas?  Let's set up the tent. Maybe I can fix us up some stew.
an' that's why you didn't want 'em to look?	I was afraid they'd stop us an' wouldn't let us cross. But I tol' Granma. I tol' her when she was dyin'. I tol' her the fambly had ta get acrost. I tol' her we couldn't take no chances on bein' stopped.
since before they stopped us las' night.	An' that's why you didn't want 'em to look?
when?	Since before they stopped us las' night.
granma's dead.	When?
was granma bad?	Granma's dead.
no.	Was Granma bad?
didn' you get no sleep?	No.
thank god!  an' we're still together-- most of us.	Didn' you get no sleep?
look, ma!	Thank God!  An' we're still together-- most of us.
ya say we're acrost?	Look, Ma!
ma, you sick?	Ya say we're acrost?
maybe they got crimes in california we don't know about. crimes we don't even know *is* crimes.	Forget it, Ma. Jus' think about the nice things out there. Think about them grapes and oranges--an' ever'body got work--
forget it, ma. i got her figgered out. long as i keep outa trouble, ain't nobody gonna say a thing. all i gotta do is keep my nose clean.	Maybe they got crimes in California we don't know about. Crimes we don't even know *is* crimes.
your pa tol' me you didn't ought to cross it if you're paroled. says they'll send you up again.	Forget it, Ma. I got her figgered out. Long as I keep outa trouble, ain't nobody gonna say a thing. All I gotta do is keep my nose clean.
yes'm, that was it.	Your pa tol' me you didn't ought to cross it if you're paroled. Says they'll send you up again.
and they's some coffee here. i could fix him a cup...	That's right. And douse some in it.
don't taste bad.	And they's some coffee here. I could fix him a cup...
wait. there's a half a bottle a soothin' sirup here.  it put the chillun to sleep.	Don't taste bad.
how about it, ma?	I'm ready.
no, ma. you don't have to worry about that.	Thank God. I--I don't want no mean son
sometimes they do somethin' to you, tommy. they hurt you--and you get mad--and then you get mean--and they hurt you again--and you get meaner, and meaner--till you ain't no boy or no man any more, but just a walkin' chunk a mean-mad. did they hurt you like that, tommy?	No, Ma. You don't have to worry about that.
no, ma i was at first--but not no more.	Sometimes they do somethin' to you, Tommy. They hurt you--and you get mad--and then you get mean--and they hurt you again--and you get meaner, and meaner--till you ain't no boy or no man any more, but just a walkin' chunk a mean-mad. Did they hurt you like that, Tommy?
sometimes they do.	No, Ma I was at first--but not no more.
mad, ma?	Sometimes they do.
we *got* to, tommy. but that's gonna be awright. i seen the han'bills, about how much work they is, an' high wages, too. but i gotta fin' out somepin' else first, tommy.  did they hurt you, son? did they hurt you an' make you mean-mad?	Mad, Ma?
muley tol' me what happened, ma. are we goin' to california true?	We *got* to, Tommy. But that's gonna be awright. I seen the han'bills, about how much work they is, an' high wages, too. But I gotta fin' out somepin' else first, Tommy.  Did they hurt you, son? Did they hurt you an' make you mean-mad?
i'd a found you, ma.	Muley tol' me what happened, Ma. Are we goin' to California true?
i was so scared we was goin' away without you--and we'd never see each other again.	I'd a found you, Ma.
no, ma. i'm paroled. i got my papers.	I was so scared we was goin' away without you--and we'd never see each other again.
thank god. oh thank god.  tommy, you didn't *bust* out, didya? you ain't got to hide, have you?	No, Ma. I'm paroled. I got my papers.
oh, them? well, no--them's *two* for a penny.	Well, give me two then, ma'am.
there, them stripy ones.	Oh, them? Well, no--them's *two* for a penny.
which ones?	There, them stripy ones.
i don't wanta rob you, ma'am.	Go ahead--Bert says take it.
you can have this for ten cents.	I don't wanta rob you, ma'am.
this here's a fifteen-cent loaf.	Would you--could you see your way to cuttin' off ten cents worth?
i shore would like to do that, ma'am, but the fack is, we ain't got but a dime for it. it's all figgered out, i mean--for the trip.	You can't get no loaf a bread for a dime. We only got fifteen-cent loafs.
whyn't you buy a san'wich? we got nice san'widges.	I shore would like to do that, ma'am, but the fack is, we ain't got but a dime for it. It's all figgered out, I mean--for the trip.
i know, ma'am... on'y it's for a ole lady, no teeth, gotta sof'n it with water so she can chew it, an' she's hongry.	Whyn't you buy a san'wich? We got nice san'widges.
this ain't a groc'ry store. we got bread to make san'widges with.	I know, ma'am... on'y it's for a ole lady, no teeth, gotta sof'n it with water so she can chew it, an' she's hongry.
could you see your way clear to sell us a loaf of bread, ma'am.	This ain't a groc'ry store. We got bread to make san'widges with.
yeah?	Could you see your way clear to sell us a loaf of bread, ma'am.
won't they come out here?	I don't think so. One come out here once an' I clipped him from behin' with a fence stake. They ain't bothered since.
all you got to do is lay down an' watch.	Won't they come out here?
hide out for what? we ain't doin' nothin'.	You're *trespassin'*! It ain't you lan' no more! An' that's the supr'tendant--with a gun!
listen!  that's them! them lights! come on, we got to hide out!	Hide out for what? We ain't doin' nothin'.
but it don't seem possible--kicked off like that!	The rest of my fambly set out for the west--there wasn't nothin' to eat--but I couldn't leave. Somepin' wouldn't let me. So now I just wander around. Sleep wherever I am. I used to tell myself I was lookin' out for things, so when they come back ever'thing would be all right. But I knowed that wan't true. There ain't nothin' to look out for. And ain't nobody comin' back. They're gone-- and me, I'm just an 'ol graveyard ghost--that's all in the world I am.
what was the use. he was right. there wasn't a thing in the world i could do about it.	But it don't seem possible--kicked off like that!
well?	They come. They come and pushed me off.
some say i am.  you want to hear what happened?	That's what I asked you, ain't it?
are you crazy?	Some say I am.  You want to hear what happened?
listen!  that's some of what done it--the dusters. started it, anyway. blowin' like this, year after year--blowin' the land away, blowin' the crops away, blowin' us away now.	Are you crazy?
but who done it?	Listen!  That's some of what done it--the dusters. Started it, anyway. Blowin' like this, year after year--blowin' the land away, blowin' the crops away, blowin' us away now.
ever'body got to get off. ever'body leavin', goin' to california. my folks, your folks, ever'body's folks.  ever'body but me. i ain't gettin' off.	But who done it?
but what's happened?  how come they got to get off? we been here fifty years--same place.	Ever'body got to get off. Ever'body leavin', goin' to California. My folks, your folks, ever'body's folks.  Ever'body but me. I ain't gettin' off.
gone--  --over to your uncle john's. the whole crowd of 'em, two weeks ago. but they can't stay there either, because john's got *his* notice to get off.	But what's happened?  How come they got to get off? We been here fifty years--same place.
they gone.	I know that! But *where* they gone?
muley! where's my folks, muley?	They gone.
tommy?	Muley! Where's my folks, Muley?
brother, i don't know. if i did i'd tell you. but i just don't know *who's* to blame!	Well, I'm right here to tell you, mister, ain't *nobody* going to push me off *my* land! Grampa took up this land seventy years ago. My pa was born here. We was *all* born on it, and some of us got killed on it, and some died on it. And that's what makes it ourn--bein' born on it, and workin' it, and dyin' on it--and not no piece of paper with writin' on it! So just come on and try to push me off!
then who *do* we shoot?	Brother, I don't know. If I did I'd tell you. But I just don't know *who's* to blame!
who's the shawnee land and cattle comp'ny?	It ain't nobody. It's a company.
you mean get off my own land?	Now don't go blaming me. It ain't *my* fault.
i can't help that. all i know is i got my orders. they told me to tell you you got to get off, and that's what i'm telling you.	You mean get off my own land?
but we couldn't *do* on any less'n what our share is now.  the chillun ain't gettin' enough to eat as it is, and they're so ragged we'd be shamed if ever'body else's chillun wasn't the same way.	I can't help that. All I know is I got my orders. They told me to tell you you got to get off, and that's what I'm telling you.
fact of the matter, muley, after what them dusters done to the land, the tenant system don't work no more. it don't even break even, much less show a profit. one man on a tractor can handle twelve or fourteen of these places. you just pay him a wage and take *all* the crop.	But we couldn't *do* on any less'n what our share is now.  The chillun ain't gettin' enough to eat as it is, and they're so ragged we'd be shamed if ever'body else's chillun wasn't the same way.
we gonna stay, ain't we?	You're tootin' we're gonna stay.
take 'er on down, al. i'll sign.	We gonna stay, ain't we?
think i'll walk out an' try to fin' out what all that fuss outside the gate was. anybody wanta come with me?	No. I'm jus' gonna set awhile an' then go to bed.
you wouldn't think jus' reachin' up an' pickin'd get you in the back.	Think I'll walk out an' try to fin' out what all that fuss outside the gate was. Anybody wanta come with me?
i ain't got nothin' in *my* han'.	Give 'im a fryin' pan.
just in case. sit up back an' if anybody tries to climb up--let 'im have it.	I ain't got nothin' in *my* han'.
ya know, you're the second fella talked like that. i'd like to hear some more about that.	Me an' you both.
she's jus' wore out, that's all.	I shore would like to stop here a while an' give her some res' but we on'y got 'bout forty dollars left. I won't feel right till we're there an' all workin' an' a little money comin' in.
got that desert yet. gotta take her tonight. take her in the daytime fella says she'll cut your gizzard out.	How's Granma since we got her in the tent?
not be so lonesome, either, knowin' his name is there with 'im, not just' a old fella lonesome underground.	Casy, won't you say a few words?
i figger best we leave something like this on him, lest somebody dig him up and make out he been kilt.  lotta times looks like the gov'ment got more interest in a dead man than a live one.	Not be so lonesome, either, knowin' his name is there with 'im, not just' a old fella lonesome underground.
here we go!	California, here we come!
can't tie him. either we'll hurt him or he'll git so mad he'll hurt his self.  reckon we could git him *drunk*?	Ain't no whisky, is they?
either we got to tie him up and *throw* him on the truck, or somepin. he can't stay here.	Can't tie him. Either we'll hurt him or he'll git so mad he'll hurt his self.  Reckon we could git him *drunk*?
sol' things, chopped cotton--even grampa. got us about two hunnerd dollars all tol'. shucked out seventy- five for this truck, but we still got nearly a hunnerd and fifty to set out on. i figger we oughta be able to make it on that.	Easy. After all, they ain't but about *twelve* of us, is they?
how you get all this money?	Sol' things, chopped cotton--even Grampa. Got us about two hunnerd dollars all tol'. Shucked out seventy- five for this truck, but we still got nearly a hunnerd and fifty to set out on. I figger we oughta be able to make it on that.
that's connie rivers with her. they're married now.  she's due about three-four months.	Why, she wasn't no more'n a kid when I went up.
but what does *that* prove?	Look at 'em! Same yella han'bill-- 800 pickers wanted. Awright, this man wants 800 men. So he prints up 5,000 a them han'bills an' maybe 20,000 people sees 'em. An' maybe two-three thousan' starts movin, wes' account a this han'bill. Two- three thousan' folks that's crazy with worry headin' out for 800 jobs! Does that make sense?
but what about this?	I ain't gonna fret you. Go on!
awright, go on! ain't nobody stoppin' ya!	But what about this?
whatta you think you're talkin' about? i got a han'bill here says good wages, an' i seen it in the papers they need pickers!	Awright, go on! Ain't nobody stoppin' ya!
good wages, eh! pickin' oranges an' peaches?	We gonna take whatever they got.
tom, i jus' don't feel like nothin' a tall. without him i jus' don't wanta live.	Maybe he'll be back. We'll leave word for him. Jus' don't cry.
cut it out, pa. he'p al with the truck.  don't fret, honey. you goin' to be awright.	Tom, I jus' don't feel like nothin' a tall. Without him I jus' don't wanta live.
maybe it's nice on the other side. them pitchers--them little pos'cards-- they was real pretty.	Aw, sure. This here's jus' a part of it. Ain't no sense a gettin' scairt right off.
if this don't beat all!  well, i see you been busy already!	You do not see either!--not yet!
heh'o tom.  this is connie, my husband.	If this don't beat all!  Well, I see you been busy already!
please don't.	I won't--  --if you won't tell what *I* done!
lissen. you done busted it. you hear?  but lissen here. i won't tell nobody, y'understan'?	Please don't.
i never knowed it! all i done was pull that string!	Lissen. You done busted it. You hear?  But lissen here. I won't tell nobody, y'understan'?
keep qui'te, will ya! shet your mouth!	I never knowed it! All I done was pull that string!
lemme go! i didn't go to do it!	Keep qui'te, will ya! Shet your mouth!
come on. ain't nobody gonna say anything.	Won't they ketch us?
it's them white things, made outa dish-stuff, like in the catalogues!	Come on. Ain't nobody gonna say anything.
whatsa matter?	It's them white things, made outa dish-stuff, like in the catalogues!
git up. i got sump'n to show you.	Whatsa matter?
man bones?	Some, I guess, but mos'ly cow bones.
tom says if it's day it'll cut you gizzard smack out a you.  i seen a pitcher once. they was bones ever'place.	Man bones?
i wisht it was day.	Tom says if it's day it'll cut you gizzard smack out a you.  I seen a pitcher once. They was bones ever'place.
this here's the desert an' we're right in it!	I wisht it was day.
now you done it! you busted it!	I never--
now don't you go monk'ing--	Now you done it! You busted it!
what's this?	Now don't you go monk'ing--
i seen 'em b'fore you did.	What's this?
jes' like in the catalogues, ain't they!	I seen 'em b'fore you did.
well, i reckon you *stan'* in them little rooms--an' water come down outa that there little jigger up there--take a bath!	Jes' like in the catalogues, ain't they!
what's these?	Well, I reckon you *stan'* in them little rooms--an' water come down outa that there little jigger up there--take a bath!
we can pick anything.	Well, there's plenty of work for you about forty miles north, this road just outside Pixley. Turn east on 32 and look for Hooper's ranch. Tell 'em Spencer sent you.
can you pick peaches?	We can pick anything.
mister, we're lookin' even under boards for work.	Can you pick peaches?
you people looking for work?	Mister, we're lookin' even under boards for work.
morning.	You people looking for work?
morning.	Morning.
awright. an' if she gets outa han', i'll be in the right han' corner, this side the dance floor.	Ain't gonna get outa han'.
yes, sir.	Awright. An' if she gets outa han', I'll be in the right han' corner, this side the dance floor.
ain't gonna be no trouble.	You ain't to hurt them fellas.
you sure you got ever'thing ready?	Ain't gonna be no trouble.
lotta these little farmers mighty nice fellas. trouble is they're little, they ain't got much say-so.	Shore looks like my lucky day, anyway. Gettin' some work at las'.
--no.	Sometimes we sell them to McDonald's and just change them to special barbecue sauce.
you know those horsey biscuit gravy packets? i move all of those--	--No.
--stop it--	You know those horsey biscuit gravy packets? I move all of those--
i sell biscuits and gravy all over the southland--	--Stop it--
you're so funny...	I sell biscuits and gravy all over the Southland--
it's what i do.	You're so funny...
you do not.	It's what I do.
i sell biscuits to the southland.	You do not.
what do you do?	I sell biscuits to the Southland.
yeah...	What do you do?
oh... really?	Yeah...
in the corporate offices.	Oh... really?
you don't...	In the corporate offices.
yes i do.	You don't...
you do not.	Yes I do.
i work at kentucky fried chicken.	You do not.
but wait. i still don't understand what you do.	I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
so, what are you doing now?	Whatever I can get away with.
wonderful.	So, what are you doing now?
we had pictures put on, that way everybody knows who everybody was!	Wonderful.
don't say that.	We had pictures put on, that way everybody knows who everybody was!
marty, you haven't changed a bit!	Don't say that.
welcome back! i'm arlene oslott- joseph.	I'm Martin Blank.
remember high school?	Sure. Listen. Why don't you join us up in the grandstands?
not much, actually. my software company just went public so i'm just... hanging out, really.	Remember high school?
i sell bmw's. what do you do?	Not much, actually. My software company just went public so I'm just... hanging out, really.
yeah... hey, i saw you at your dad's dealership the other day.	I sell BMW's. What do you do?
computer guy.	Yeah... Hey, I saw you at your dad's dealership the other day.
i'm dan. dan koretzky.	Computer guy.
what?	I'm Dan. Dan Koretzky.
bob. bob destephano.	What?
i want to be an actor.	Then express yourself, Bob.
what do you want to do?	I want to be an actor.
what am i gonna do?	What do you want to do?
ahhh... it's all fucked up. nothing adds up to nothing... you work your whole life, day in and day out-- try to make sense of it all. one day you're twenty-seven and what do you get to show for it...	You could've been a contender, huh?
really?	Ahhh... it's all fucked up. Nothing adds up to nothing... you work your whole life, day in and day out-- try to make sense of it all. One day you're twenty-seven and what do you get to show for it...
never better.	Really?
fine, bob. how are you?	Never better.
so. you and debi. gonna hit that shit again?	Fine, Bob. How are you?
really...? so what?	Okay. See you later.
it's me. martin blank.	Really...? So what?
what?	It's me. Martin Blank.
bob...	What?
jesus...	Overflowing with love.
insane.	To make a long story short...
basically the same thing. in a very evolved, esoteric way.	Insane.
a jew, a shaman, and a herbalist are telling you the same thing? you're insane.	Basically the same thing. In a very evolved, esoteric way.
that's a tragedy. can i finish my story please? i began my search for meaning. i was a catholic, jew, scientologist, sufi, buddhist. i went to a psychologist, psychiatrist, herbalist, nutritionist, a shaman, and a psychic. and they all pretty much say the same stuff.	A Jew, a shaman, and a herbalist are telling you the same thing? You're insane.
he gets this way when he hits over eighty-five.	It seemed like my life was slipping away, somehow. I was a knot in the middle of a wet rope. Everything was futile and nothing had value.
i'd come to the realization that everything i'd based my life on was false. and that my life had no meaning.	He gets this way when he hits over eighty-five.
and these pan pizzas have opened up the doors to heaven?	Correct.  That's for you. Keep it.
yes.	And these pan pizzas have opened up the doors to heaven?
so you eat-- read it everyday?	Yes.
you open 'em up and there's the sayings, stories, little bites of insight. it's the p.p.p. six day week.	So you eat-- read it everyday?
oh i see. you got your individual slices of hope, dignity, confidence, self-love, justice, and harmony.	You open 'em up and there's the sayings, stories, little bites of insight. It's the P.P.P. Six Day Week.
i have no illusions about the future. what is, is. we make choices. and we become the sum total of our choices. i can live with that.	Other people can't.
you kill people.	I have no illusions about the future. What is, is. We make choices. And we become the sum total of our choices. I can live with that.
you don't understand...	That's because I speak human, and you speak monster.
you don't get to have me. you are a monster, i'm a human being. we're not going to mate.	You don't understand...
what if i come back?	I'll hide.
i'm staying here.	What if I come back?
will you come with me?	I'm staying here.
that's probably a good idea.	Will you come with me?
i was leaving.	That's probably a good idea.
you never could have kept this from me.	I was leaving.
a sociopath kills for no reason. i kill for money.	You never could have kept this from me.
let me help you along, martin. you're a sociopath!	A sociopath kills for no reason. I kill for money.
like, that there's a point? an organic connection between all living things.	Let me help you along, Martin. You're a sociopath!
okay. great, martin, that's just great. meaning to life... mmm....	Like, that there's a point? An organic connection between all living things.
then i started losing my taste for it. which usually means your time is up. but then i realized it was something entirely different... i started getting the sneaking, dark suspicion that maybe there was... meaning to life.	Okay. Great, Martin, that's just great. Meaning to life... Mmm....
jesus christ!	Then I started losing my taste for it. Which usually means your time is up. But then I realized it was something entirely different... I started getting the sneaking, dark suspicion that maybe there was... meaning to life.
i was, but no... yes... i was before, but now i'm not. it's irrelevant, really. the idea of governments, nations, it's mostly a public relations theory at this point, anyway. but i'll tell you something, until about five months ago, i really enjoyed my work.	Jesus Christ!
you're a government spook?	I was, but no... yes... I was before, but now I'm not. It's irrelevant, really. The idea of governments, nations, it's mostly a public relations theory at this point, anyway. But I'll tell you something, until about five months ago, I really enjoyed my work.
seriously, when i left, i joined the army and took the service exam. they found my psych results fit a certain profile. a certain "moral flexibility" would be the best way to describe it... i was loaned out to a cia- sponsored program. it's called "mechanical operations." we sort of found each other...	You're a government spook?
get the fuck outta here.	Seriously, when I left, I joined the Army and took the service exam. They found my psych results fit a certain profile. A certain "Moral flexibility" would be the best way to describe it... I was loaned out to a CIA- sponsored program. It's called "mechanical operations." We sort of found each other...
...about five years now.	Get the fuck outta here.
is it something you've done?	It's something I do...
no.	Is it something you've done?
not the other way around...?	No.
yes.	Not the other way around...?
he was trying to kill you, right!	Yes.
like love?	Could be. The physical substance of love.
too junky-kitschy. deeper, deeper.	Like love?
like heroin?	Too junky-kitschy. Deeper, deeper.
even though i left, you never left me. not just memory but a substance in my blood.	Like heroin?
no time.	Okay, then. Clearly candied Diller.
wow. i have to give this some thought.	No time.
it's just a game...! alright. candied diller, or... wear a hot pork vest across the desert with a fully digested crab apple in your mouth?	Wow. I have to give this some thought.
--she's not dead---	It's just a game...! Alright. Candied Diller, or... wear a hot pork vest across the desert with a fully digested crab apple in your mouth?
soft. i'll take the junkie otter, clearly! i'd let the little beast scratch and claw all he wants... okay. would you rather make love to the candied corpse of phyllis diller--	--She's not dead---
okay... would you rather... commit yourself sexually to a four-by-nine cell with former president george herbert walker bush dressed as a super-model for a month, or make love to a otter on crank for a week?	Soft. I'll take the junkie otter, clearly! I'd let the little beast scratch and claw all he wants... Okay. Would you rather make love to the candied corpse of Phyllis Diller--
which would you rather...?	Okay... Would you rather... commit yourself sexually to a four-by-nine cell with former President George Herbert Walker Bush dressed as a super-model for a month, or make love to a otter on crank for a week?
--yes. actually we just bought that little frank lloyd wright on pine avenue... debi's a social worker and i mow down insurance claims at aetna--	We haven't seen each other since high school.
shoulda brought my gun.	What?
i think they'll probably have booze there.	Right.
do you want to get a drink first?	I think they'll probably have booze there.
...let me get my coat.	I'll just help myself to a cocktail.
okay... hold on...	...Let me get my coat.
you look beautiful.	Okay... Hold on...
here. let me put these in some rubbing alcohol.	You look beautiful.
as long as i get the laugh.	Here. Let me put these in some rubbing alcohol.
flowers. that's funny.	As long as I get the laugh.
you're fucking psycho.	Don't rush to judgement until all the facts are in.
this night, this reunion will be an important step in our relationship.	You're fucking psycho.
hello...?	This night, this reunion will be an important step in our relationship.
pick me up at my father's house at around seven. and don't be late this time.	Hello...?
yes.	Pick me up at my father's house at around seven. And don't be late this time.
are you there?	Yes.
seven it is.	I'll think about it.
unbelievable.	Seven it is.
yes.	Unbelievable.
let me get this straight, are you asking me out?	Yes.
i figured i could pick you up tomorrow around seven o'clock.	Let me get this straight, are you asking me out?
it's a swift spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.	That'd be good.
what's that?	It's a swift spiritual kick to the head that alters your reality forever.
jesus. marty. you're pathetic. it sounds like you need a shockabuku.	What's that?
bad television.	Jesus. Marty. You're pathetic. It sounds like you need a Shockabuku.
watched television?	Bad television.
bad people.	Watched television?
you met people.	Bad people.
bad experiences.	You met people.
i'm sure you've done worthwhile things in the last ten years. you've had experiences.	Bad experiences.
well, there's not much to tell.	I'm sure you've done worthwhile things in the last ten years. You've had experiences.
okay. let's catch up. you go first.	Well, there's not much to tell.
it's always the little things.	Yep.
well, you'll have a ball. you seem to have everything everybody wants when they go back. the car, the suit, the watch. the look. that just leaves the little things, like happiness, character, point of view...	It's always the little things.
that's part of it.	Well, you'll have a ball. You seem to have everything everybody wants when they go back. The car, the suit, the watch. The look. That just leaves the little things, like happiness, character, point of view...
no. i'm not going. is that why you're here?	That's part of it.
are you going to the reunion?	No. I'm not going. Is that why you're here?
you see someone?	Uh, no. So you're back now, a decade later, and you want to sort things out with me. The question now is, do I allow you... access... to my being?
ohhh. you're in therapy too, marty?	You see someone?
--and i guess, sure, seeing you would be part of that whole equation... i suppose the most important thing, really. i don't know. anyway, this whole thing's my therapist's idea. it's my shrink, really.	Ohhh. You're in therapy too, Marty?
--torn down in the name of convenience--	--and I guess, sure, seeing you would be part of that whole equation... I suppose the most important thing, really. I don't know. Anyway, this whole thing's my therapist's idea. It's my shrink, really.
i don't know exactly. i could venture a guess but it would sound like a rationalization... i thought you know... maybe seeing you, some friends, my house... of course now a 7-11--	--Torn down in the name of convenience--
more like what happened? what happened, mr. blank?	I don't know exactly. I could venture a guess but it would sound like a rationalization... I thought you know... maybe seeing you, some friends, my house... of course now a 7-11--
where have i been?	More like what happened? What happened, Mr. Blank?
all right mystery man. i want some answers. let's recap. spring of '84. two young lovers with frightening natural chemistry. the girl sits in a seven-hundred dollar prom dress at her father's house waiting for the most romantic night of her young life. the boy never shows up, until now. so, what's the question?	Where have I been?
well, i gotta go. but i'll come back.	Okay.
i'm a professional killer.	Professional killer. Do you get dental with that?
what's your business?	I'm a professional killer.
not much else.	What's your business?
that's it?	Not much else.
i'm in california most of the time. traveling a lot on business. that's about it, really.	That's it?
tell me about yourself.	I'm in California most of the time. Traveling a lot on business. That's about it, really.
well, let me see... they tore down the george orwell monument and put up a bust of george michael. main street's a four-laner, no left turns four to seven. i was married and divorced. and grosse pointe is now officially the new sister city to lower hutt, new zealand. we have fiber-optic town meetings every two months.	Here is now there. There is here.
ten years, i think. what i miss?	Well, let me see... they tore down the George Orwell monument and put up a bust of George Michael. Main Street's a four-laner, no left turns four to seven. I was married and divorced. And Grosse Pointe is now officially the new sister city to Lower Hutt, New Zealand. We have fiber-optic town meetings every two months.
since you stood me up on prom night and vanished without saying a word?	Ten years, I think. What I miss?
how long has it been?	Since you stood me up on prom night and vanished without saying a word?
it's nice to see you again.	How long has it been?
i just play my own collection.	It's nice to see you again.
take a deep breath and realize, that this is me breathing.	This is me breating.
...i am at home with the me. i am rooted in me, who is on this adventure.	Take a deep breath and realize, that this is me breathing.
out loud?	...I am at home with the me. I am rooted in me, who is on this adventure.
okay. repeat this after me.	Out Loud?
saw my mom... i'm with debi, and i'm on my way to the reunion.	Okay. Repeat this after me.
what else? say more.	Saw my mom... I'm with Debi, and I'm on my way to the reunion.
go to your reunion, martin. see those people and discover what they mean to you. try not to kill anybody for a few days, see how you feel.	If I get antsy I'll kill a few small animals.
morality.	Go to your reunion, Martin. See those people and discover what they mean to you. Try not to kill anybody for a few days, see how you feel.
what stuff?	Morality.
if i show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there. i don't care about that stuff, anyway.	What stuff?
maybe some of the discomfort you're feeling is... guilt. remorse. over the innocent people you've killed.	If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there. I don't care about that stuff, anyway.
anyway, that never use to happen. i was always the prodigy. now i'm just one of the guys.	Maybe some of the discomfort you're feeling is... guilt. Remorse. Over the innocent people you've killed.
and how have you been feeling about your... work lately?	Uneasy. Dispassionate. Bored. It's just getting hard to go to work in a good mood. I'm starting to think I've been in the business too long. Last week I did a guy younger than me.
mmm.	And how have you been feeling about your... work lately?
yes.	Mmm.
so you're saying that ulysses-- everything he said to his queen when he came back--everything was a lie? he just wanted to fuck around?	Yes.
i think what you fear martin is domesticity. it's the greatest fear that men have who belong to western culture. it's centuries old. like king phillip, in the 11th or 12th century who decided one day that he was so bored with his dreary life at home with his wife he thought, "well, wouldn't it be great if we hit the road and fought... oh... the saracens."  so he put the word out and was amazed when a million men signed up and all of them wanted to go and fight in distant lands and do terrible things to people rather than stay at home with their families.	So you're saying that Ulysses-- everything he said to his queen when he came back--everything was a lie? He just wanted to fuck around?
we're both professionals, oatman.	I think what you fear Martin is domesticity. It's the greatest fear that men have who belong to Western Culture. It's centuries old. Like King Phillip, in the 11th or 12th century who decided one day that he was so bored with his dreary life at home with his wife he thought, "Well, wouldn't it be great if we hit the road and fought... oh... the Saracens."  So he put the word out and was amazed when a million men signed up and all of them wanted to go and fight in distant lands and do terrible things to people rather than stay at home with their families.
you know where i live?	We're both professionals, Oatman.
why not. i trust you. you couldn't turn me in because of doctor-patient privilege... and i don't want to be "withholding"... and i know where you live.	You know where I live?
you needn't be so frank with me about your work.	Why not. I trust you. You couldn't turn me in because of Doctor-Patient privilege... and I don't want to be "withholding"... and I know where you live.
they'll have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs.... made themselves a part of something. and they can talk about what they do. what am i going to say?  "i killed the president of paraguay with a fork."	You needn't be so frank with me about your work.
say more.	They'll have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs.... made themselves a part of something. And they can talk about what they do. What am I going to say?  "I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork."
i just know.	Say more.
how do you know?	I just know.
shouldn't you be taking notes?	Tell me about your vision of the reunion.
we've spent a lot of time discussing those years. remember we said that fear is a transfer of the bodily hurt associated by experience with the thing feared, to the thought of the thing. thus we fear a dog without distinctly imagining its bite.	Shouldn't you be taking notes?
come on.	We've spent a lot of time discussing those years. Remember we said that fear is a transfer of the bodily hurt associated by experience with the thing feared, to the thought of the thing. Thus we fear a dog without distinctly imagining its bite.
you went to school with these people.	Come on.
it's in michigan. honestly, what do i have in common with those people? or with anyone?	You went to school with these people.
why don't you want to go to your high school reunion?	It's in Michigan. Honestly, what do I have in common with those people? Or with anyone?
up on the right.	And when you think of it, it's not so surprising that a small group of people control the whole world, is it?
i am part of a network of minds, a group of five people who are all connected, over hundreds, even thousands of miles, through the mind. we can think with each other, think for each other. i can be driving somewhere, sleeping with a woman-- whatever it is-- and at the same time be thinking a thought in someone else's mind, far away. running someone else's brain.	Up on the right.
because your problem is you're bored. and you have a very big mind.  i am part of what i call a brain syndicate.	I am part of a network of minds, a group of five people who are all connected, over hundreds, even thousands of miles, through the mind. We can think with each other, think for each other. I can be driving somewhere, sleeping with a woman-- whatever it is-- and at the same time be thinking a thought in someone else's mind, far away. Running someone else's brain.
okay.	Because your problem is you're bored. And you have a very big mind.  I am part of what I call a brain syndicate.
i been looking at you, and i've decided that i want to share something with you.	Okay.
it's only natural....	I been looking at you, and I've decided that I want to share something with you.
sometimes i am. sometimes. it's only natural.	It's only natural....
well, let's just say that sometimes i'm right. sometimes you are.	Sometimes I am. Sometimes. It's only natural.
no.	Well, let's just say that sometimes I'm right. Sometimes you are.
you look like you're far away. far away and thinking about other things. i'm right about that, aren't i?	No.
i do. some guys can't adjust to it; they can't handle it.	You look like you're far away. Far away and thinking about other things. I'm right about that, aren't I?
you understand the psychology of the job.	I do. Some guys can't adjust to it; they can't handle it.
that's it then. that's it. i've always been alone. that's why i'm a good driver. i can handle it. see, i can think on my feet. i survive, i'm a thinker. and i can sit there in front of your house for two hours and it don't bother me. some people can't do it! some people are ranting and raving, "tell them fuckin' people to get out here and get in this car, i can't-- i want a go!" where you gonna go? you're gonna wind up back in your garage at seven o'clock at night. you ain't going nowhere. you leave your house in the morning you get back to your house in the evening. what's the big deal, right?	You understand the psychology of the job.
i work alone.	That's it then. That's it. I've always been alone. That's why I'm a good driver. I can handle it. See, I can think on my feet. I survive, I'm a thinker. And I can sit there in front of your house for two hours and it don't bother me. Some people can't do it! Some people are ranting and raving, "Tell them fuckin' people to get out here and get in this car, I can't-- I want a go!" Where you gonna go? You're gonna wind up back in your garage at seven o'clock at night. You ain't going nowhere. You leave your house in the morning you get back to your house in the evening. What's the big deal, right?
do you like the people you work with?	I work alone.
effective. but to tell you the truth, i've lost my passion for work.	Do you like the people you work with?
how was your day, today, sir?	Effective. But to tell you the truth, I've lost my passion for work.
there you go. i left it blank.	Excellent. Here they come.
okay.	There you go. I left it blank.
...how about i sell you two rounds for a hundred grand a piece?	Okay.
i know what i do isn't moral, per se, but if you could just look past that, you'd see a man worth loving.	Don't listen to him, he's a professional.
it's okay. it's martin the door begins to open revealing debi and newberry.	I know what I do isn't moral, per se, but if you could just look past that, you'd see a man worth loving.
yeah-- after i shoot you through the fucking forehead i'm gonna fuck you in the bullethole.	Nice talk, Sugarmouth.
is that right?	Yeah-- after I shoot you through the fucking forehead I'm gonna fuck you in the bullethole.
fine. but we're not going to let you do your job. because we're gonna do it. and then, after we do your job, we're gonna do another little job...	Is that right?
no deal.	Fine. But we're not going to let you do your job. Because we're gonna do it. And then, after we do your job, we're gonna do another little job...
but since we're both here, i think it's time to take a fresh look at our relationship.	I didn't get into this business to have "associates." And I don't want to join your Goddamned union. "Loner-- " "Loner gunman." Get it? "On my own." That's the whole point. Why don't you become a cop, or something. You can drink coffee in the morning... with friends!
hard to get good help these days.	But since we're both here, I think it's time to take a fresh look at our relationship.
i told them to kill you and they didn't.	Hard to get good help these days.
a little misunderstanding among my associates.	I told them to kill you and they didn't.
no harm no foul.	A little misunderstanding among my associates.
come on, live a little. i'm sorry about the incident yesterday.	No harm no foul.
i want two eggs poached, hash brown well-done. english muffin for the bread. and a coffee.	Whole-grain pancakes. And an egg- white omelette.
not me. so don't paw at me with your dirty little guild.	I'm gonna get you, kid.
it's a free-market evolution. you'll wake up to it... c'mon kid. we used to run together when you were a rookie. i don't want to run against you. this thing's real. everybody's in.	Not me. So don't paw at me with your dirty little guild.
and you could be... sort of like... a father figure to me....	It's a free-market evolution. You'll wake up to it... c'mon Kid. We used to run together when you were a rookie. I don't want to run against you. This thing's real. Everybody's in.
we could be working together, making big money, killing important people... i'm willing to let you in on the ground floor.	And you could be... sort of like... a father figure to me....
thank you, no.	We could be working together, making big money, killing important people... I'm willing to let you in on the ground floor.
like a club. work less, make more.	Thank you, no.
like a union?	Like a club. Work less, make more.
i'm setting up a concern that would enable those of us in our rarefied profession to consolidate our efforts.	Like a union?
what do you want?	I'm setting up a concern that would enable those of us in our rarefied profession to consolidate our efforts.
the more things change, the more they goddamned well stay the same.	I guess.
nope.	The more things change, the more they Goddamned well stay the same.
have you seen debi newberry?	Nope.
well... i have to take this over to debi.	Here. Take my card. Wait a minute... here's a special one. For top-shelf clients.
sometimes. i'm in divorce, mainly. some property. some personal injury.	Those all seem kind of related...
that sounds pretty interesting...	Sometimes. I'm in divorce, mainly. Some property. Some personal injury.
i'm an attorney. i'm with moss, brice & fromeyer.	That sounds pretty interesting...
hey, bob.	I'm an attorney. I'm with Moss, Brice & Fromeyer.
hello, bob.	Hey, Bob.
not bad. you?	Hello, Bob.
hello martin. how have you been?	Not bad. You?
hey, ken. how have you been?	Hello Martin. How have you been?
no...	Good. For a second there I thought we were in trouble.
did you see blank in there?	No...
if he does our job, he's our job.	I get it.
looks like someone keeps trying to do our job for us.	If he does our job, he's our job.
one cannot love and kill.	I love. I kill.
you're wrong. look at his face.	One cannot love and kill.
he using her.	You're wrong. Look at his face.
he's falling for her. look at him.	He using her.
so if we do his job, we're the bad guys. if we do our job, we're the good guys.	Yup.
-look. you want to kill a good guy, but not be a bad guy, you wait until a bad guy kills the good guy, and then you come in and kill the bad guy, and then you're the good guy.	So if we do his job, we're the bad guys. If we do our job, we're the good guys.
wait a minute--	-Look. You want to kill a Good Guy, but not be a Bad Guy, you wait until a Bad Guy kills the Good Guy, and then you come in and kill the Bad Guy, and then you're the Good Guy.
do his job? i'm not a cold-blooded killer.	Wait a minute--
why don't we just do his job then, so we can do our job, and get the fuck out of here.	Do his job? I'm not a cold-blooded killer.
we can't do our job unless he does his job.	Why don't we just do his job then, so we can do our job, and get the fuck out of here.
i wish he'd do his job already so we could do our job.	We can't do our job unless he does his job.
it was the plo.	Whatever.
that's strictly bader-meinhof stuff.	It was the PLO.
--yes. and the munich olympics in '72. a local radio station started broadcasting news of the massacre two minutes before it happened.	That's strictly Bader-Meinhof stuff.
--nooo--	--Yes. And the Munich Olympics in '72. A local radio station started broadcasting news of the massacre two minutes before it happened.
well, remember when frysal's men paid off the deejay in cairo to announce a bogus press conference in the --	--Nooo--
i don't think so.	Well, remember when Frysal's men paid off the Deejay in Cairo to announce a bogus press conference in the --
well?	I don't think so.
here's the news: he hasn't been in portugal since '90. i know that from the file. why don't you read the file, man?	In fact, I think I talked with him, in Bonn.
in portugal, yes.	Here's the news: He hasn't been in Portugal since '90. I know that from the file. Why don't you read the file, man?
lisbon?	In Portugal, yes.
seventeen months ago i was posting a walk in lisbon, and he was there. he never saw me. but i saw him, though.	Lisbon?
you always say that. you always say that. i'm telling you, you never met the man.	Seventeen months ago I was posting a walk in Lisbon, and he was there. He never saw me. But I saw him, though.
okay, call them. fine. oh-- and if you could find out why they double- booked the job, and who is trying to kill me, and call me back-- that's be great.	Will do.
i'll call them and tell them you're taking your time. being a professional.	Okay, call them. Fine. Oh-- And if you could find out why they double- booked the job, and who is trying to kill me, and call me back-- that's be great.
tell them my house exploded.	I'll call them and tell them you're taking your time. Being a professional.
i have to call the client and give them a reason why you're late.	Tell them my house exploded.
yes. it's the same as usual. nothing remarkable about it at all.	I have to call the client and give them a reason why you're late.
you have.	Yes. It's the same as usual. Nothing remarkable about it at all.
i've looked at it.	You have.
you haven't looked at the dossier.	I've looked at it.
it's fine.	You haven't looked at the dossier.
what's it look like?	It's fine.
i'll do it tomorrow.	What's it look like?
this is not good.	I'll do it tomorrow.
don't forget your identity.	See you next week.
i have scruples. next.	Paperwork on the Detroit thing. It's a full dossier. Very comprehensive.
but it's a greenpeace boat. it'd be so easy.	I have scruples. Next.
never enough.	But it's a Greenpeace boat. It'd be so easy.
enough?	Never enough.
mmm, not really. but you're gonna love this one.	Enough?
good. what else? anything interesting?	Mmm, not really. But you're gonna love this one.
i liquidated the last account in zurich, and split it into two new ones in estonia.	Good. What else? Anything interesting?
there's nothing to be done about it.	I liquidated the last account in Zurich, and split it into two new ones in Estonia.
and sir, i also get that broken- mirror, black-cat, friday-the- thirteenth kind of feeling about this one....	There's nothing to be done about it.
intractable, sir. you leave tonight.	And sir, I also get that broken- mirror, black-cat, Friday-the- thirteenth kind of feeling about this one....
would you describe their position as inflexible?	Intractable, sir. You leave tonight.
they were very upset.	Would you describe their position as inflexible?
tell them that's impossible. i need my normal lead time.	They were very upset.
in detroit. this weekend.	Tell them that's impossible. I need my normal lead time.
and they want me to make up for it.	In Detroit. This weekend.
they blame you for the compromise.	And they want me to make up for it.
he didn't.	They blame you for the compromise.
they say their friend was suppose to have a heart attack and die in his sleep.	He didn't.
i'm not happy.	They say their friend was suppose to have a heart attack and die in his sleep.
they're not happy, sir.	I'm not happy.
i'll pay.	They're not happy, sir.
that's going to cost.	I'll pay.
and not show it to me. ever again.	That's going to cost.
all of it?	And not show it to me. Ever again.
tedious. i now authorize you to throw away all personal mail.	All of it?
it's from one of those p.o. boxes. how was the trip?	Tedious. I now authorize you to throw away all personal mail.
don't tease me. you know what i do for a living.	It's from one of those P.O. Boxes. How was the trip?
this?	Don't tease me. You know what I do for a living.
throw that away.	This?
wait. i have mr. grocer for you.	Patch him through....
...tell them that's not my problem. i was paid for one job-- the cyclist-- not two. see you tomorrow, marcella.	Wait. I have Mr. Grocer for you.
and a leader. didn't she meet castro on foreign exchange?	I have always thought about her and missed her.
yeah...	And a leader. Didn't she meet Castro on foreign exchange?
take care of her. she's a keeper.	Yeah...
i can't think of anything to say to her that seems appropriate given i left and never said goodbye to her.	Take care of her. She's a keeper.
of course you will.	I can't think of anything to say to her that seems appropriate given I left and never said goodbye to her.
i think i'll go see debi today.	Of course you will.
why don't you return this car and borrow mine? have debi follow you to the rent-a-car so you can get a ride back.	I think I'll go see Debi today.
yeah. i guess we did.	Why don't you return this car and borrow mine? Have Debi follow you to the rent-a-car so you can get a ride back.
we had a good laugh, didn't we?	Yeah. I guess we did.
you don't have a headache. i have a headache.	We had a good laugh, didn't we?
no, i don't have one.	You don't have a headache. I have a headache.
i have a headache. you have a headache?	No, I don't have one.
you have a headache?	I have a headache. You have a headache?
yes, they give me headaches. i have a headache.	You have a headache?
they told me you're taking lithium, mom.	Yes, they give me headaches. I have a headache.
nature made him then broke the mold.	They told me you're taking lithium, mom.
i imagine that'd be rather difficult.	Nature made him then broke the mold.
i spoke to your father the other day.	I imagine that'd be rather difficult.
it's good to see you. i'm sure you're curious about what i've been doing.	I spoke to your father the other day.
his assistant. he acted like marlin's son, only he wasn't. at least they never said he was... i bet they were lovers, faggots. yes, gay lovers. wild kingdom my ass!	It's good to see you. I'm sure you're curious about what I've been doing.
jim?	His assistant. He acted like Marlin's son, only he wasn't. At least they never said he was... I bet they were lovers, faggots. Yes, gay lovers. Wild Kingdom my ass!
marlin perkins and jim!	Jim?
it's a place where religious people--	Marlin Perkins and Jim!
what's a revival tent?	It's a place where religious people--
that's wonderful, mom.	What's a revival tent?
i bought a new rug.	That's wonderful, Mom.
when you see debi, tell her i'm sorry.	See you in ten years.
work's good for the soul.	When you see Debi, tell her I'm sorry.
i have to get my head back into my work.	Work's good for the soul.
that's too bad.	I have to get my head back into my work.
it didn't work out.	That's too bad.
i was catching up with bob destephano.	As long as you had a good time.
what the hell happened to you?	I was catching up with Bob Destephano.
he gave me a great deal.	Mein Dealer.
how could you put your hard-earned dollars into the hands of the class bully?	He gave me a great deal.
he sold me this bad boy.	How could you put your hard-earned dollars into the hands of the class bully?
he sells bmw's?	He sold me this bad boy.
i freaked out, joined the army, worked for the government, and went into business for myself... i'm a professional killer.	Thank you.
ten years. what happened!?	I freaked out, joined the Army, worked for the government, and went into business for myself... I'm a professional killer.
no.	Ten years. What happened!?
yeah, but it's still kind of eerie, isn't it?	No.
no. you drove us here.	Yeah, but it's still kind of eerie, isn't it?
kind of crept up on you, didn't it?	No. You drove us here.
debi's house.	Kind of crept up on you, didn't it?
god it's great to see you.	You too.
fair enough.	God it's great to see you.
same thing that happened to you-- i stopped poutin' there on the sidelines. got in. got on the team. i joined the working week, you slick fucking asshole, so why don't you valet park your high horse and take it easy on your old buddy, paul.	Fair enough.
so what happened to you?	Same thing that happened to you-- I stopped poutin' there on the sidelines. Got in. Got on the team. I joined the working week, you slick fucking asshole, so why don't you valet park your high horse and take it easy on your old buddy, Paul.
paul?	You're leaving me hanging here...
marty! it's me. paul.	Paul?
well, they were hiring, and it was only a two week course...	Wow.
how did you get this job?	Well, they were hiring, and it was only a two week course...
to shoot you. correct.	How did you get this job?
so it's not a meaningful symbol, or anything. that badge is just the badge of your company. if i look suspicious on your customers' property-- well, under those heightened circumstances you have the authority to, ah... to shoot me.	To shoot you. Correct.
well, a 'course, taxes provide your basic service-- police and whatnot. but our customers need a little more than just that, you understand? this badge doesn't mean that i am a peace officer.	So it's not a meaningful symbol, or anything. That badge is just the badge of your company. If I look suspicious on your customers' property-- well, under those heightened circumstances you have the authority to, ah... To shoot me.
so when are you authorized to use deadly force?	Well, a 'course, taxes provide your basic service-- police and whatnot. But our customers need a little more than just that, you understand? This badge doesn't mean that I am a peace officer.
i'm a professional killer.	That's good.
so what are you doing with your life now, son?	I'm a professional killer.
why not?	So what are you doing with your life now, son?
oh, you know me, martin. i'm the same old sell-out baby-boomer, exploiting the oppressed i got shot for at kent state. but why don't we have a drink and forget the whole thing?	Why not?
i took the other road. i'm more of a self-reflective young lion who does business with lead-pipe cruelty and goes home to drink light beer in milky-eyes isolation. i love sports and sex and have no real relationships with anyone. and you?	Oh, you know me, Martin. I'm the same old sell-out baby-boomer, exploiting the oppressed I got shot for at Kent State. But why don't we have a drink and forget the whole thing?
i visualized you, in a haze, as one of the slackster, flannel-wearing, coffeehouse-misanthropes i've been seeing in newsweek.	I took the other road. I'm more of a self-reflective young lion who does business with lead-pipe cruelty and goes home to drink light beer in milky-eyes isolation. I love sports and sex and have no real relationships with anyone. And you?
how's that?	I visualized you, in a haze, as one of the slackster, flannel-wearing, coffeehouse-misanthropes I've been seeing in Newsweek.
martin, i don't know where you've been since you abandoned my daughter ten years ago, and i don't care. it was good that you left, and i'm glad you did. so what do you want to talk about? you've grown up a bit. maybe i had you figured wrong.	How's that?
how are you? how's business?	Martin, I don't know where you've been since you abandoned my daughter ten years ago, and I don't care. It was good that you left, and I'm glad you did. So what do you want to talk about? You've grown up a bit. Maybe I had you figured wrong.
good evening, mr. blank.	How are you? How's business?
good evening, mr. newberry.	Good evening, Mr. Blank.
the point was to love each other.	Why?
then what have we been doing? i mean what was the point?	The point was to love each other.
i don't know any other way, annie.	Why?
i figured, whenever you decided to go, you'd be all set.	How thoughtful of you. And what if I decide not to go?
two people can't just be alone together in the world. at least not us...	I can't do this. I can't leave you...
i don't care! we'd be together.	Two people can't just be alone together in the world. At least not us...
summers are short here, annie. there isn't much of a fall. before you know it, the roads are closed... the nights get long.	I don't care! We'd be together.
one more time.	Summers are short here, Annie. There isn't much of a fall. Before you know it, the roads are closed... the nights get long.
annie!	One more time.
show me again.	Annie!
oh, god, what are we going to do? i'm supposed to --	Ssshhh...  Stand still, Annie. Takes what we've got, just for now. Can you do that?
i won't ask you to.	Oh, God, what are we going to do? I'm supposed to --
i won't apologize for this. and i won't hide it. not for anybody.	I won't ask you to.
now, listen. i want you to stand on him.	What?!
this is mr. booker, robert.	Tom.
you missed a button.	Huh?
ha, ha... all right, well, uh i guess you can bring out the pasta.	You missed a button.
i am comfortable.	Ha, ha... all right, well, uh I guess you can bring out the pasta.
just make yourself comfortable.	I am comfortable.
not really. i'd forgotten how long it's been since i've done this. and i couldn't get any parmesan cheese.	Just make yourself comfortable.
everything under control?	Not really. I'd forgotten how long it's been since I've done this. And I couldn't get any Parmesan cheese.
yeah, i think it is. and i don't mean everybody's got to be married, have kids -- it's more like, knowing where you're from, where you belong, what feeds you, where you can go no matter what happens... knowing what you're supposed to be doing while you're here.	How did you find out all that?
that's very important to you, isn't it? home.	Yeah, I think it is. And I don't mean everybody's got to be married, have kids -- It's more like, knowing where you're from, where you belong, what feeds you, where you can go no matter what happens... Knowing what you're supposed to be doing while you're here.
i hear that! see, i knew she was never going to be a ranchest, but i wanted to try -- i thought maybe she'd give music lessons to the kids in town or at the school, maybe even recitals. my son would grow up here. maybe have one or two more. i'd teach 'em what i could. they'd play with my brother's kids. all grow up together. and even if they all decided to go out into the world, they'd always know where home was -- cause we'd keep it for 'em...	That's very important to you, isn't it? Home.
we did at one point. when we thought we'd have more children. and we after tried. we tried everything, but... wasn't meant to be.	I hear that! See, I knew she was never going to be a ranchest, but I wanted to try -- I thought maybe she'd give music lessons to the kids in town or at the school, maybe even recitals. My son would grow up here. Maybe have one or two more. I'd teach 'em what I could. They'd play with my brother's kids. All grow up together. And even if they all decided to go out into the world, they'd always know where home was -- cause we'd keep it for 'em...
ever think of moving there full time?	We did at one point. When we thought we'd have more children. And we after tried. We tried everything, but... wasn't meant to be.
it is. it's lovely.	Ever think of moving there full time?
grace told me you have a country house in connecticut. sounds like a beautiful place.	It is. It's lovely.
she was never really happy here. she did the best she could.	Grace told me you have a country house in Connecticut. Sounds like a beautiful place.
why didn't it work out?	She was never really happy here. She did the best she could.
how did you meet her?	College. In Illinois. She was playing the cello. I hadn't heard cello music growing up. She had the reddest hair, the bluest eyes. When she played, it was...
yeah. i haven't seen him in a while. he used to come to the ranch over summers, but then he started having friends and was going off to college, so... good boy. hal. lives in new york near his mom.	How did you meet her?
son?	Yeah. I haven't seen him in a while. He used to come to the ranch over summers, but then he started having friends and was going off to college, so... Good boy. Hal. Lives in New York near his mom.
five years. my son was born here.	Son?
how long did you live here with your wife?	Five years. My son was born here.
you look all right. you want to pick it up a little?	OK.
yeah.	You look all right. You want to pick it up a little?
feel good?	Yeah.
thanks.	Feel good?
well, he don't know that. just sit the horse.  good... you have a nice seat.	Thanks.
actually, i never rode western. i'm sorry. go ahead.	Well, he don't know that. Just sit the horse.  Good... You have a nice seat.
ok. i'll stop talking then.	Actually, I never rode Western. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
yeah, it's been a while, but i... i remember the basic ideas...	OK. I'll stop talking then.
relax our center... it's just sitting in a bucket.	Yeah, it's been a while, but I... I remember the basic ideas...
no, ma'am, i'm afraid that's extra.	Relax our center... It's just sitting in a bucket.
is this how you're going to make me pay my phone bill?	No, ma'am, I'm afraid that's extra.
he'd be grateful, he'd take real good care with you.	Is this how you're going to make me pay my phone bill?
poor thing.	He'd be grateful, he'd take real good care with you.
you haven't heard the question yet. truth is, you'd be doing me a favor. i got all these eager young colts need riding and poor old rimrock here is feeling kind of left out...	Poor thing.
the answer's no.	You haven't heard the question yet. Truth is, you'd be doing me a favor. I got all these eager young colts need riding and poor old Rimrock here is feeling kind of left out...
need a lift?	I can handle it!
shit.	Need a lift?
you too.	Shit.
enjoy the day.	You too.
just polite. well, maybe you'd like to try riding again, some time before you go home.	Enjoy the day.
are you shy, mr. booker?	Just polite. Well, maybe you'd like to try riding again, some time before you go home.
why don't you ride anymore? grace told me you used to ride when she was younger.	She did?
he's beautiful.	Why don't you ride anymore? Grace told me you used to ride when she was younger.
oh yes. i forgot.	He's beautiful.
it's all right. he's young. just hold out your hand a little lower so he can get the smell of you.	Oh yes. I forgot.
i have a way with animals.	It's all right. He's young. Just hold out your hand a little lower so he can get the smell of you.
i thought you were an editor, not a reporter?	I have a way with animals.
i thought you lived in chicago?	I thought you were an editor, not a reporter?
sorry about that. i thought everything got cleared out. r.b. is my wife... ex-wife... rachel. we used to live in that house together.	I thought you lived in Chicago?
i found this old cello case filled with bills and receipts.	Sorry about that. I thought everything got cleared out. R.B. is my wife... ex-wife... Rachel. We used to live in that house together.
you sleeping all right in that house?	I don't sleep all right anywhere. But the house is fine.
if i can survive rush hour, i figure i can handle grizzlies...	You sleeping all right in that house?
lucky for you. the grizzlies around here only go for joggers.	If I can survive rush hour, I figure I can handle grizzlies...
i don't jog, mr. booker. i run.	Lucky for you. The grizzlies around here only go for joggers.
a jogger, huh?	I don't jog, Mr. Booker. I run.
i've decided it's impossible to properly say hello in this place without a hat.	A jogger, huh?
well, i, uh... you didn't...	Just who's been laughing at who here?
i once heard itzhak perlman guest star with the chicago symphony orchestra. he played rachmaninov's vocalize opus 34. no. 14. it was one of the most beautiful pieces of music i ever heard. i actually forgot where i was for a time.  you seem surprised?	Well, I, uh... you didn't...
you were married to a woman in chicago?	I once heard Itzhak Perlman guest star with the Chicago Symphony Orchestra. He played Rachmaninov's Vocalize Opus 34. No. 14. It was one of the most beautiful pieces of music I ever heard. I actually forgot where I was for a time.  You seem surprised?
when i was first married.	You were married to a woman in Chicago?
you lived in chicago?	When I was first married.
does chicago count?	You lived in Chicago?
ha... if you've never lived in a city with museums, theater, music, restaurants, uh... god, a million things, then it's something i can't explain.	Does Chicago count?
what's that to miss?	Ha... if you've never lived in a city with museums, theater, music, restaurants, uh... god, a million things, then it's something I can't explain.
well... it's beautiful country, i'll give you that. and i could see having some kind of vacation place. retreat. but i don't know how you do it full time. don't you miss the rest of the world?	What's that to miss?
well, maybe i am laughing a bit... i just thought, as long as you're here, it would be nice for you to relax into the place a little.	Well... It's beautiful country, I'll give you that. And I could see having some kind of vacation place. Retreat. But I don't know how you do it full time. Don't you miss the rest of the world?
it's a man's world, mr. booker. most women have to.	Well, maybe I am laughing a bit... I just thought, as long as you're here, it would be nice for you to relax into the place a little.
oh, i see, you write both sides of the conversation?	It's a man's world, Mr. Booker. Most women have to.
that's your cue to say you're not laughing at me.	Oh, I see, you write both sides of the conversation?
you stand still too long in new york you get hit by a bicycle messenger.  you know, sometimes, i get the feeling, mr. booker, that you're laughing at me. why is that?	That's your cue to say you're not laughing at me.
you ever just stand still for a minute?	You stand still too long in New York you get hit by a bicycle messenger.  You know, sometimes, I get the feeling, Mr. Booker, that you're laughing at me. Why is that?
what?	You ever just stand still for a minute?
so how was your first and last day of branding?	Don't be so sure it's my last. There are a few people back home I'd like to put under a red hot iron.
you okay?	It is cocktail hour yet?
you know, we're branding here tomorrow. if you two want to come by to watch or give a hand, you're welcome.	Branding?  I haven't branded in years.
well, it's worth it, really? i mean, how much longer do you think you need to work with pilgrim?	That's up to Pilgrim.
i don't have a problem with that. it's up to annie.	Well, it's worth it, really? I mean, how much longer do you think you need to work with Pilgrim?
look, i'll talk to grace and call you later--	Excuse me, with all due respect, but this is her decision, not yours. And I don't want to waste anybody's time -- mostly mine.
well, that'll be a little complicated --	You can make it as complicated or as easy as you like. But she's the one who's gonna be riding him, am I right? So here's the deal. I'm not sure I can do anything, but I'm prepared to give it a go --  -- if you'll help.  You have a problem with that?
when i work with a horse, it's no good just me doing it. it doesn't work that way. the owner needs to be involved too.	Well, that'll be a little complicated --
doesn't matter.	Grace?... Grace, you want to come with us, take a look at Pilgrim?
you want us to come with you? i just have to run to the main house and give mr. peterson a check.	Doesn't matter.
uh, no. i was gonna take a look now.	You want us to come with you? I just have to run to the main house and give Mr. Peterson a check.
i uh... ha, ha... i don't think i ever met a lady quite like yourself and i appreciate all the pains you've gone through to --	Look! Please! Don't do the "shucks, ma'am" thing again!  I've driven a few thousand miles for a few minutes of your time. I've brought him here -- to your neck of the...  -- mountains. Just take a look at him. If you still feel the same way, I'll be on the road by morning and you'll never see me again. OK? Deal?
all by yourself?	I uh... ha, ha... I don't think I ever met a lady quite like yourself and I appreciate all the pains you've gone through to --
well... yes... i had a trailer. it's not like i made him run along side of the car.	All by yourself?
you mean you hauled him all the way out here? just like that?	Well... yes... I had a trailer. It's not like I made him run along side of the car.
oh no. she's here. i brought him along. and my daughter, too. we're staying at peterson's...	You mean you hauled him all the way out here? Just like that?
were you thinking of personally driving me back east?	Oh no. She's here. I brought him along. And my daughter, too. We're staying at Peterson's...
well... ok... here it is... uh... i'd like you to take a look at my horse. now -- it won't take long and if, after that, you still don't feel...	Were you thinking of personally driving me back East?
plenty of signs -- just none of them printed. who do i get the idea you're not just passing through!	Well... OK... here it is... Uh... I'd like you to take a look at my horse. Now -- it won't take long and if, after that, you still don't feel...
it's, uh... beautiful country. i had a little bit of a hard time finding the place. there are no signs.	Plenty of signs -- just none of them printed. Who do I get the idea you're not just passing through!
mr. booker, if i could just ex --	I am very sorry, ma'am. Goodbye now.
i, i don't mean to sound insensitive. i understand your situation. but there's nothing i can do. you just called the wrong person, that's all. i hear there are a bunch of therapists in new york. maybe you should call one of them.	Mr. Booker, if I could just ex --
ma'am, first class to montana is a waste of good money. now, am i being too polite here or when i say no in utah, does that mean yes in new york city?	I, I don't mean to sound insensitive. I understand your situation. But there's nothing I can do. You just called the wrong person, that's all. I hear there are a bunch of therapists in New York. Maybe you should call one of them.
i'll pay you for your fare. i'll send you to montana first class.	Ma'am, first class to Montana is a waste of good money. Now, am I being too polite here or when I say NO in Utah, does that mean YES in New York City?
look, even if it was nearer, that's just not what i do. i give clinics. and i'm not even doing them for a while. i'm heading back to montana right now. i got a ranch to take care of...	I'll pay you for your fare. I'll send you to Montana first class.
well, if you could just come for the day. new york's only a few hours by plane, i'd have you home by dinner...	Look, even if it was nearer, that's just not what I do. I give clinics. And I'm not even doing them for a while. I'm heading back to Montana right now. I got a ranch to take care of...
ma'am, i'm very sorry about your problems and i appreciate what your daughter must be going through, but i'm afraid you've misunderstood whatever it is you read. i don't do that sort of thing.	Well, if you could just come for the day. New York's only a few hours by plane, I'd have you home by dinner...
well, you know, however you want to put it -- i got your information from the publisher of the article. i called montana and your sister-in-law, i think, gave me this number.  i'm been hot on your trail you could say because i was hoping you'd consider coming to new york and taking a look at my daughter's horse and possibly --	Ma'am, I'm very sorry about your problems and I appreciate what your daughter must be going through, but I'm afraid you've misunderstood whatever it is you read. I don't do that sort of thing.
well, see, truth is, ma'am, i help horses with people's problems.	Well, you know, however you want to put it -- I got your information from the publisher of the article. I called Montana and your sister-in-law, I think, gave me this number.  I'm been hot on your trail you could say because I was hoping you'd consider coming to New York and taking a look at my daughter's horse and possibly --
i went on the internet and found this article about you... it says you're a horse whisperer, that you... you help people with horse problems. and you have quite a success rate when it comes to traumatized --	Well, see, truth is, ma'am, I help horses with people's problems.
this is annie maclean.	Yeah. Hello. This is Tom Booker. I got a message you called.
great!	Go ahead...
good.	Hi.
how's everything?	Good.
so do you.	How's everything?
oh, i miss you. you look beautiful.	So do you.
smokey told me he left last night to look at some horses in sheriden. he won't be back for three days. i can't believe he didn't want to say goodbye.	Well... honey... you know... that's just not his way. Maybe you can write him a letter or something. Say thank you... Don't think about it... You take care and I'll see you home.
tom's gone.	Smokey told me he left last night to look at some horses in Sheriden. He won't be back for three days. I can't believe he didn't want to say goodbye.
what's the matter, honey? gonna miss pilgrim?	Tom's gone.
let's bring your bags inside.	Wait till you see this -- we have the whole house to ourselves...
uh, nothing. i'm going to pick it up in the other room -- would you hang this up for me?	Sure.
who is it?	Uh, nothing. I'm going to pick it up in the other room -- would you hang this up for me?
what?	So special. Because I was the only one. You both wanted me to be so good at everything, so perfect and I wasn't. I was just me. And now I've completely ruined everything, anyway...
i'm sorry... about what i said. it's just that -- all those times you and daddy were trying for another kid, i... i used to pray at night that it would work. and not because of you guys or that i wanted a brother or sister... but... just so i wouldn't have to be...	What?
because you are... one of the most... incredible, bravest, most beautiful woman i have ever met. the efforts you make. your courage and your dignity.  i don't know where you got it? i honestly don't know how i would have handled all this if i were you.	I'm sorry... about what I said. It's just that -- all those times you and Daddy were trying for another kid, I... I used to pray at night that it would work. And not because of you guys or that I wanted a brother or sister... but... just so I wouldn't have to be...
why should they?	Because you are... one of the most... incredible, bravest, most beautiful woman I have ever met. The efforts you make. Your courage and your dignity.  I don't know where you got it? I honestly don't know how I would have handled all this if I were you.
that's not true.	Why should they?
who's ever going to want me? nobody will.	That's not true.
what?... oh baby...	Who's ever going to want me? Nobody will.
who's going to want me now?	What?... Oh baby...
i felt it happen downstairs and when i went into the bathroom.	Who's going to want me now?
when? tonight?	I felt it happen downstairs and when I went into the bathroom.
my period.	When? Tonight?
started what?	My period.
i said... i started.	Started what?
what did you say?	I said... I started.
leave me alone!!	What did you say?
well, then i do apologize... but what i'm most sorry for is turning you into a spoiled brat who can only think about what she's feeling... who can't admit when she's wrong and who can't forgive when she's not.	LEAVE ME ALONE!!
yeah, well, you've done a great job.	Well, then I do apologize... But what I'm most sorry for is turning you into a spoiled brat who can only think about what she's feeling... who can't admit when she's wrong and who can't forgive when she's not.
listen, if... if there's a part of you as parent that... that takes pride in your child -- that, you can look at them and see something you've accomplished as well... if that's wrong, then i'm sorry.  but it wasn't my intention. i don't push for me. i do it for you... so you don't waste half your life feeling like you don't know where you belong.	Yeah, well, you've done a great job.
for you! because i'm your daughter which means you're the best mother! isn't that what you're always talking about in interviews -- having it all, the great career, the great family... proving everybody wrong. wanting everybody to think you're this perfect woman!	Listen, if... if there's a part of you as parent that... that takes pride in your child -- that, you can look at them and see something you've accomplished as well... if that's wrong, then I'm sorry.  But it wasn't my intention. I don't push for me. I do it for you... So you don't waste half your life feeling like you don't know where you belong.
i don't deserve that. i have never looked at you as a disappointment. if i'm on your back to do better, if i push you to try harder it's because i want you to be the best you can be.	FOR YOU! Because I'm your daughter which means you're the best mother! Isn't that what you're always talking about in interviews -- having it all, the great career, the great family... Proving everybody wrong. Wanting everybody to think you're this perfect woman!
well, now you know what it feels like.	I don't deserve that. I have never looked at you as a disappointment. If I'm on your back to do better, if I push you to try harder it's because I want you to be the best you can be.
what?! how can you --  i'm sorry if my friendship with tom bothers you so much, but i happen to value having someone to talk to, especially when my own daughter ignores me night and day because no matter what i say, it's wrong and no matter what i do, it's wrong... i'm sorry i'm such a disappointment to you.	Well, now you know what it feels like.
no, you stop it! stop pretending like you care! like this really isn't about you and tom.	WHAT?! How can you --  I'm sorry if my friendship with Tom bothers you so much, but I happen to value having someone to talk to, especially when my own daughter ignores me night and day because no matter what I say, it's wrong and no matter what I do, it's wrong... I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment to you.
stop it! why can't i talk to you!!	NO, YOU STOP IT! Stop pretending like you care! Like this really isn't about you and Tom.
yeah, you know everything!!	STOP IT! Why can't I talk to you!!
look, i just wanted to say, i think it's great you're riding again. and... and i think i know why you, you needed to do it alone... without anyone knowing...	Yeah, you know everything!!
tom?	Look, I just wanted to say, I think it's great you're riding again. And... and I think I know why you, you needed to do it alone... without anyone knowing...
i was just trying to say thank you to diane and frank and --	Tom?
i can't remember the last time you made him dinner.	I was just trying to say thank you to Diane and Frank and --
grace, i don't hate your father.	I can't remember the last time you made him dinner.
you... not wanting to go home because you hate daddy so much.	Grace, I don't hate your father.
what are you talking about?	You... not wanting to go home because you hate daddy so much.
... you worried everything all right now and we'll have to go home?	What are you talking about?
honey, nobody's trying to cure you --	... You worried everything all right now and we'll have to go home?
yeah. does that mean i'm cured?!	Honey, nobody's trying to cure you --
well...  so you tried riding again?	Yeah. Does that mean I'm cured?!
about what?	Well...  So you tried riding again?
grace? is everything all right?  can we talk?	About what?
nothing.	Did you go riding?
i'll take care of it.	Thanks, honey.
does anybody out there want something to drink?	I'll take care of it.
you're right. good.	Does anybody out there want something to drink?
mom, they don't mind eating with one fork.	You're right. Good.
well, one was for salad...	Mom, they don't mind eating with one fork.
i thought there were too many forks on the table.	Well, one was for salad...
i'll come.	Uh, I don't, honey. Branding? Oooh... I think we'd just be in Mr. Booker's way.
why? there's no food in the house?	No. I just thought... forget it.
honey, come on. would you like to stay in town for dinner? maybe see what movie's playing tonight?	Why? There's no food in the house?
if i had everything i need, i wouldn't be going to physical therapy.	Honey, come on. Would you like to stay in town for dinner? Maybe see what movie's playing tonight?
you got everything you need?	If I had everything I need, I wouldn't be going to physical therapy.
did he mention it?	Yeah, he's going to think about it. You want me to pack for you?
you already did.	Did he mention it?
did you ask him to come visit?	You already did.
we'll have more room because we're moving onto the ranch. they have this empty house near this creek. it's actually pretty... ok... i love you.  dad wants to talk to you.	Hi.
he's still sitting in that damn field.	I think they call it a pasture.
there was supposed to be a turn off. did i miss it?	I didn't see it.
what would they say? "ten miles to big rock." "twenty miles to bigger rock."	There was supposed to be a turn off. Did I miss it?
don't they believe in signs here?	What would they say? "Ten miles to big rock." "Twenty miles to bigger rock."
gee, this looks like a fun place.	Don't they believe in signs here?
little.	Gee, this looks like a fun place.
you buckled up?  you cold?	Little.
it's... it's not that simple to explain. i know you think it is, but it's not. the truth is, i don't really know what i want to do. i don't have all the answers.	No, you just act like you do.
then why do you want to leave?	It's... it's not that simple to explain. I know you think it is, but it's not. The truth is, I don't really know what I want to do. I don't have all the answers.
that's not true!	Then why do you want to leave?
he doesn't have to! it's, like, so obvious you can't stand him.	That's not true!
did he tell you that?	He doesn't have to! It's, like, so obvious you can't stand him.
you're amazing! you act like i don't live in that house! don't you think i hear the two of you!? don't you think i can tell what's going on? i'm not five years old, mom!  you want to divorce daddy and daddy doesn't want to.	Did he tell you that?
that's not true! whatever problems your father and i are having, have nothing to do with this.	You're amazing! You act like I don't live in that house! Don't you think I hear the two of you!? Don't you think I can tell what's going on? I'm not five years old, Mom!  You want to divorce Daddy and Daddy doesn't want to.
you just want to get away from daddy and you're using me to do it!	That's not true! Whatever problems your father and I are having, have nothing to do with this.
i don't believe this!	You just want to get away from Daddy and you're using me to do it!
bullshit! it's about you! about you deciding! about you always being right! you always getting everything your way, controlling everybody -- like we work for you or something!	I don't believe this!
who do you think i'm doing this for? i'm doing this for you!	Bullshit! It's about you! About you deciding! About you always being right! You always getting everything your way, controlling everybody -- like we work for you or something!
what are you asking me for? you didn't ask me if i wanted to come in the first place -- now i get to decide? forget it!	Who do you think I'm doing this for? I'm doing this for you!
do you want us to turn around and go back home? do you?	What are you asking me for? You didn't ask me if I wanted to come in the first place -- now I get to decide? Forget it!
you know what i mean?  is this it now? is this the way we're going to be from now on?	Do you want us to turn around and go back home? Do you?
what?	You know what I mean?  Is this it now? Is this the way we're going to be from now on?
how long is this going to go on?	What?
this'll be nice. we haven't seen any of the sights yet. it's history. when i was thirteen i used to love seeing things like this.	You were never thirteen, Mom.
i don't care.	This'll be nice. We haven't seen any of the sights yet. It's history. When I was thirteen I used to love seeing things like this.
i don't care.	I don't care.
would you like to see that?	I don't care.
i didn't know i had to.	You don't.
oh. you didn't tell me.	I didn't know I had to.
i already did.  this morning. when you went running.	Oh. You didn't tell me.
you should call your dad before it gets too late.	I already did.  This morning. When you went running.
fine!	Fine.
whatever you want.	Fine!
it's almost lunchtime. are you hungry!?	Whatever you want.
look, if you want to take it in the morning, that's fine.	I don't care.
-- enough time tomorrow. i know.	Look, if you want to take it in the morning, that's fine.
no, i don't mean you have to. it's just that we may not have enough --	-- enough time tomorrow. I know.
fine -- i'll take my bath.	No, I don't mean you have to. It's just that we may not have enough --
you want to take your bath?  we have to get up early tomorrow. you may not have enough time to --	Fine -- I'll take my bath.
what?	I mean, I'm not much use anymore. Why can't they be compassionate to me?
maybe they should put me down too.	What?
yeah?	Maybe they should put me down too.
mom?	Yeah?
i think that's... very compassionate and... mature way of looking at it.	Mom?
i think we should. it's not fair to let him suffer. he's not much use anymore. he'd hate living like that.	I think that's... very compassionate and... mature way of looking at it.
well... how you feel all right about telling liz to put him down...	I think we should. It's not fair to let him suffer. He's not much use anymore. He'd hate living like that.
what about him?	Well... how you feel all right about telling Liz to put him down...
have you decided about pilgrim?	What about him?
doesn't matter.	Have you decided about Pilgrim?
grace, i put it on the table near your --	Doesn't matter.
no, you didn't.	Grace, I put it on the table near your --
i brought it to you in the hospital.	No, you didn't.
i can't find that charm daddy gave me from india.	I brought it to you in the hospital.
fine!	It's still early. What's your next class?
you are not staying home all day feeling sorry for yourself. you're going to get up and you're going to figure this out.	Fine!
is that your version of a pep talk?	You are not staying home all day feeling sorry for yourself. You're going to get up and you're going to figure this out.
grace, listen to me. your body is just healing. you have to give the rest of you time as well...	Is that your version of a pep talk?
i'm not coming back! that's it! i want to go home!	Grace, listen to me. Your body is just healing. You have to give the rest of you time as well...
oh. well, what are you going to do? you have to go to school, honey. i mean, what --	I'm not coming back! That's it! I want to go home!
doesn't matter. i... i don't want to come back, that's all.	Oh. Well, what are you going to do? You have to go to school, honey. I mean, what --
oh, honey... what happened?	Doesn't matter. I... I don't want to come back, that's all.
dad'll pick you up today, all right?	Okay.
why don't you go lie down?	I don't want to lie down. I've been lying down enough.
liz is taking care of him.  the doctor said the sooner you start therapy the better the chances are you can --	I can't even get out of bed yet! You're already putting me in therapy!!
uh, yes... sure, david.	All right. Speak to you then.
what the hell does that mean? how much more do i have to do to prove how important this magazine is to me?	If this magazine is so important to you Annie, why are you in Montana?
lucy isn't you. we're losing something without you being here. now, i know this is a rough time for you, but i think we should make another arrangement.	What the hell does that mean? How much more do I have to do to prove how important this magazine is to me?
oh, come on! this is such bullshit! the work is getting done, david. lucky keeps me on top of everything.	Lucy isn't you. We're losing something without you being here. Now, I know this is a rough time for you, but I think we should make another arrangement.
well, i suppose we could use another good public feud...	Exactly...
david, he signed an agreement that he wouldn't talk to the press and he's libeled me by saying i faked the figures. you're not going soft on me, are you?	Well, I suppose we could use another good public feud...
is that absolutely necessary? it'll just make it a bigger story.	David, he signed an agreement that he wouldn't talk to the press and he's libeled me by saying I faked the figures. You're not going soft on me, are you?
yes. we're suing.	Is that absolutely necessary? It'll just make it a bigger story.
did you speak to farlow?	Yes. We're suing.
everyone. working overtime. just for you.	Did you speak to Farlow?
who's there?	Everyone. Working overtime. Just for you.
david?	Who's there?
where to?	I don't know. Let's just go and... we'll see...
you want to take a walk with me?	Where to?
i have so much to tell you.	You want to take a walk with me?
was the trip okay?	Mmm. I made good time.  Pilgrim's in the back. I found a new stable, but they can't take him until tomorrow.
what do you mean?	Tubab means white man.
no. i am a "tubab."	What do you mean?
hi. um, there doesn't seem to be any hotel room available and someone told me to come here and ask for "tubab" who might to have a place for me to stay. are you "tubab"?	No. I am a "tubab."
yes?	Hi. Um, there doesn't seem to be any hotel room available and someone told me to come here and ask for "Tubab" who might to have a place for me to stay. Are you "Tubab"?
i don't understa-	And I have two choices. I can either fight the way things are, or accept them.  See, I always knew I loved you more. Didn't bother me. I always felt lucky... a little amazed... that such a vibrant, beautiful woman would want to be with a man like me... And I guess I thought as long as I did everything right -- if I was the best husband I could be, the best father... even being a good lawyer only mattered to me because of what it meant for us... if I could do all that, it wouldn't make any difference if we loved each other the same or not... I wasn't asking for more. I told myself I didn't need more.  But you don't know how you feel about me. You don't know... if you want a life with me anymore...  And I don't want you to come home until you do know...  ... one way or the other.
i'll tell you something, annie -- i stood there looking at what was happening to that horse... and, i swear, it felt like the same thing was happening to me.	I don't understa-
take your time.	What do you mean?
yeah, what?	Take your time.
may i have a suggestion?	Yeah, what?
probably first thing in the morning. it's too late to start now. i'm going to try not to do too much driving in the dark.	May I have a suggestion?
connecticut. i told the office i'd work out of there next week. when are you planning to start back?	Probably first thing in the morning. It's too late to start now. I'm going to try not to do too much driving in the dark.
are you going to stay in the city or go up to connecticut?	Connecticut. I told the office I'd work out of there next week. When are you planning to start back?
how are you feeling about work?	Let's not talk about that now.
no, it's okay. believe me, there were plenty of times i didn't know what the hell was right.	How are you feeling about work?
you were right about coming here. i'm sorry for not thinking...	No, it's okay. Believe me, there were plenty of times I didn't know what the hell was right.
i can see why you put your faith in him. he's a genuine... good guy... good at what he does. that's rare.	You were right about coming here. I'm sorry for not thinking...
you don't have to explain. you have every right to come.	I can see why you put your faith in him. He's a genuine... good guy... Good at what he does. That's rare.
i apologize for the surprise, but the days only opened yesterday and i figured...	You don't have to explain. You have every right to come.
you're allergic to hay.	I apologize for the surprise, but the days only opened yesterday and I figured...
small bed. maybe i should sleep in the barn.	You're allergic to hay.
oh. i didn't look at my faxes today. we left before sunrise.	Honey, I hope you're not endangering your position. Listen, if you need to come back and you want me to come take over, for a while, I'll work it out. I mean, the firm's got other lawyers, but the magazine's got only one of you.
apparently, gottschalk's been seen around town lunching with some very prominent magazine editors. lucy said she tried to call you, but no one answered so she faxed you the list of names. she said one of them have contracts up fairly soon.	Oh. I didn't look at my faxes today. We left before sunrise.
about what?	Apparently, Gottschalk's been seen around town lunching with some very prominent magazine editors. Lucy said she tried to call you, but no one answered so she faxed you the list of names. She said one of them have contracts up fairly soon.
well, uh the real reason i called, actually, was to tell you i saw lucy at jo-jo's tonight and she seems very worried.	About what?
i wish i did.	Well, uh the real reason I called, actually, was to tell you I saw Lucy at Jo-Jo's tonight and she seems very worried.
fine. actually, today was a good day. you should have seen her.	I wish I did.
huh-huh. you?	Fine. Actually, today was a good day. You should have seen her.
everything all right.	Huh-huh. You?
oh well... branding will do that to you.	Everything all right.
oh, robert, i'm sorry. we were so tired from the branding. grace barely made it to her bed and i didn't have the energy to take my clothes off.	Oh well... branding will do that to you.
i thought you guys were going to call me.	Oh, Robert, I'm sorry. We were so tired from the branding. Grace barely made it to her bed and I didn't have the energy to take my clothes off.
good night.	Night.
i know. we miss you too.	Good night.
i miss you, annie.	I know. We miss you too.
okay.	I miss you, Annie.
well then... maybe i will take some time... come visit.	Okay.
you know, i just asked that myself tonight. he doesn't know.	Well then... maybe I will take some time... come visit.
when are you coming home?	You know, I just asked that myself tonight. He doesn't know.
yeah, but nothing i can't handle. lucy tells me she thinks gottchalks's plotting, but what else is new.	When are you coming home?
so, how are you doing in marlboro country? is the magazine complaining at all?	Yeah, but nothing I can't handle. Lucy tells me she thinks Gottchalks's plotting, but what else is new.
well, it's good that you're there.	So, how are you doing in Marlboro country? Is the magazine complaining at all?
taking forever. i just got an additional list of sixty-two employees to interview before monday. i don't know how i'm going to do it.	Well, it's good that you're there.
yeah. she seems to be getting more comfortable on the ranch, which is why i said yes to this move. but, whenever it's just the two of us, i don't know... anyway... what's happening with the delco lawsuit?	Taking forever. I just got an additional list of sixty-two employees to interview before Monday. I don't know how I'm going to do it.
and you think it's best if i don't come.	No, that's not what I said. I'm not a dictator. If you feel you should come, then come. Just do whatever you think is right.
she will if you think she should.	And you think it's best if I don't come.
what if she doesn't want to go?	She will if you think she should.
robert, we're losing her. we're losing her.  i don't care what the doctors say. the truth is, they don't know anymore than we do -- less, when it comes to grace... this may not sound sensible or... logical, but nobody's suggesting anything better. i can't explain it, robert. i just have this feeling... this annoying... bloody feeling that if... if, somehow, pilgrim can be made all right... then so can grace. i just know it!	What if she doesn't want to go?
i really wish i could understand why you think this is so necessary.	Robert, we're losing her. We're losing her.  I don't care what the doctors say. The truth is, they don't know anymore than we do -- less, when it comes to Grace... This may not sound sensible or... logical, but nobody's suggesting anything better. I can't explain it, Robert. I just have this feeling... this annoying... bloody feeling that if... if, somehow, Pilgrim can be made all right... then so can Grace. I just know it!
i don't care what he says! we have to do something, robert! i can't sit here and trust everything's going to work out just by pretending it will.	I'm not pretending anything!
are you a psychiatrist? he said it takes time.	I don't care what he says! We have to do something, Robert! I can't sit here and trust everything's going to work out just by pretending it will.
i can't say he's been all that effective with her.	Are you a psychiatrist? He said it takes time.
her psychiatrist... said... she needs security now... stability...	I can't say he's been all that effective with her.
why?!	Her psychiatrist... said... she needs security now... stability...
no. it's, uh... no, i really don't think it's a good idea	Why?!
i'm in charge. i went back very soon after the accident. they didn't expect me for a couple of months. i'll just take that time now... i can still oversee things from montana... take my fax... my computer...	No. It's, uh... No, I really don't think it's a good idea
what... bo-... what about the magazine?	I'm in charge. I went back very soon after the accident. They didn't expect me for a couple of months. I'll just take that time now... I can still oversee things from Montana... Take my fax... My computer...
he'll be sedated. i know horses, robert. i'm the one who taught grace how to ride.	What... Bo-... What about the magazine?
you want to do this by yourself? how? you can't take care of pilgrim all the --	He'll be sedated. I know horses, Robert. I'm the one who taught Grace how to ride.
i'm not asking you to. i'll do it.	You want to do this by yourself? How? You can't take care of Pilgrim all the --
i come home and you tell me we're going to drive a psychotic horse to montana! i can't just pick up and leave...	I'm not asking you to. I'll do it.
no. i was just researching. calm down.	I come home and you tell me we're going to drive a psychotic horse to Montana! I can't just pick up and leave...
you've already made arrangements!?	No. I was just researching. Calm down.
i've called liz. they can set me up with a trailer for pilgrim. i thought we'd stay at motels along the way...	You've already made arrangements!?
no! what are you -- you're serious about this?	I've called Liz. They can set me up with a trailer for Pilgrim. I thought we'd stay at motels along the way...
robert, grace isn't adjusting to school. and she can't sit in this apartment all day... i think it would be good for her.	NO! What are you -- you're serious about this?
that's the craziest thing i ever heard. absolutely not.	Robert, Grace isn't adjusting to school. And she can't sit in this apartment all day... I think it would be good for her.
he did, but... i think i can change his mind.	That's the craziest thing I ever heard. Absolutely not.
i don't understand. you just said he said no.	He did, but... I think I can change his mind.
what was i saying?	About us going someplace warm... Someplace Grace'll have to wear shorts or bathing suits or summer dresses...
what did he say?	No.
yeah.	What did he say?
did you get a hold of that horse guy?	Yeah.
they're still our friends, annie. it's nothing serious. you kid about them all the time... and i could tell paul really appreciated me being there.	Did you get a hold of that horse guy?
why did you go?	They're still our friends, Annie. It's nothing serious. You kid about them all the time... And I could tell Paul really appreciated me being there.
all our "favorite" people were there saying all their "favorite" things about their "favorite" subjects. i thought to myself, we've been friends with these people almost twenty years and nobody knows anybody. we're so afraid we won't like each other and have nobody go to dinners with.	Why did you go?
how was the dinner?	All our "favorite" people were there saying all their "favorite" things about their "favorite" subjects. I thought to myself, we've been friends with these people almost twenty years and nobody knows anybody. We're so afraid we won't like each other and have nobody go to dinners with.
doing what?	Helping all the time! Running to her every time she trips or falls... Anticipating her all the time.
you've got to stop doing that?	Doing what?
i love you.	Do you? Do you really?
aw... that's so sweet.	I love you.
i had to excuse myself from a meeting. it's ridiculous. i kept thinking about the baby... you... and, i swear, i was going to start bawling right into my briefs.	Aw... that's so sweet.
you can hardly get your arms around me. how depressing. you're so early.	I had to excuse myself from a meeting. It's ridiculous. I kept thinking about the baby... you... and, I swear, I was going to start bawling right into my briefs.
how's my pregnant chick!	You can hardly get your arms around me. How depressing. You're so early.
sing it to me, frankie!	How's my pregnant chick!
"... fresh, wind in her hair... life without care... she's broke... but it's 'ok'...	Sing it to me, Frankie!
... and uh... mario called about moving the wisteria?	Oh. Right. I'll call him.
it's on the table by the phone. i didn't know what to tell him...  ... whether or not we were...  ... if we still we're thinking of redoing the couch.	... And uh... Mario called about moving the wisteria?
okay.	It's on the table by the phone. I didn't know what to tell him...  ... Whether or not we were...  ... if we still we're thinking of redoing the couch.
oh, uh, i meant to tell you... alex brought that fabric over...	Okay.
the funeral's on friday.	Oh, uh, I meant to tell you... Alex brought that fabric over...
we're very lucky.	The funeral's on Friday.
i saw judith's parents while you were at the apartment...  i wanted to say something...  but i... i was so relieved that grace was still... that it wasn't our daughter.	We're very lucky.
no, i'll go. you stay... in case she wakes up.	I saw Judith's parents while you were at the apartment...  I wanted to say something...  But I... I was so relieved that Grace was still... that it wasn't our daughter.
no, let me go.	No, I'll go. You stay... In case she wakes up.
i should go get some of her things.	No, let me go.
what did he say?	Nothing new. He's just going off duty.
i'm sorry.	Tch. What are you --
no, it's got a little left. they'll be in to change it.	Robert, you leave it up these people...!
that bag's almost empty.	No, it's got a little left. They'll be in to change it.
what about grace?	She was in pretty bad shape. They've done a C.A.T. Scan -- she has some hemorrhaging...
okay. we'll see you later then.	Yeah. Bye.
i don't know. we'll figure it out.	Okay. We'll see you later then.
that's okay. we have to talk about it and we're not always in the same place ... so... i just have to get used to it.  what do you want to do about dinner?	I don't know. We'll figure it out.
i'm sorry about last night. i shouldn't have brought it up over the phone.	That's okay. We have to talk about it and we're not always in the same place ... so... I just have to get used to it.  What do you want to do about dinner?
riding with judith.	I'm sorry about last night. I shouldn't have brought it up over the phone.
sure... what's grace up to?	Riding with Judith.
okay. you want me to pick you up?	Sure... What's Grace up to?
i should be in by two.	Okay. You want me to pick you up?
so, what, uh, what train are you taking?	I should be in by two.
hi.	So, what, uh, what train are you taking?
hi.	Hi.
it's me.	Hi.
what choice!!?	Either fight the way things are or accept it.
no. he had the choice.	What choice!!?
it's so cruel.	No. He had the choice.
i'll have another round of that spaghetti if may?	Absolutely. I made enough for an army.
well, did you ever think about hiring a business manager?	We have a business manager. The best around.
oh, i don't know...	Well, I know Peterson's. Old place is as good as falling down around your ears.
nobody's using it. silly for her to be driving back and forth when she don't know her way around that well...	Oh, I don't know...
you know, that's interesting. i always wondered when i went into a restaurant what was the difference between a regular steak or a black angus steak. i couldn't taste any difference although i could swear one was more tender. i didn't know there was that big a difference between cows...  i've never been on a cow farm before. i must say, the bulls seem to have the best time of it. just laying around the fields all day until they're asked to...  do their... work.	Well, get born a bull, got a ninety percent chance of getting castrated and served up as hamburger. On a balance I reckon I'd choose being a cow.  Would you mind passing that salad young lady?
good luck to you, annie.	You too, Diane.
promise.	Good luck to you, Annie.
promise?	Promise.
it's just one night. if i get uncomfortable, i'll go over to hanks.	Promise?
now, are you sure you want to drive that horse back yourself? there are plenty of people 'round here who do that sort of thing.	I already know the way... and it's not like I have a job I have to rush home for.  Between you and me, I could use the time alone.
i think i'm going to have my hands full with the son of mine when you leave. just might be his first broken heart.	Oh, how sweet.
well, i am going to go after lunch.	No, no, I'll go -- just give me a list.
is there anything you need? i'm going food-shopping.	Well, I am going to go after lunch.
i don't think anybody can make tom do anything he didn't want.	He's a good man, Tom is. He's got a gift, come from heaven above, I swear. But he's still a man. And a woman can lead a man into the middle of a mountain lake -- and still make him think he's on dry land.
annie, i'm not good at this kind of talk -- goes round and round a thing but never comes to it -- so let's just say what it is. when you first came here, i didn't like you and i was worried. tom means a lot to me and this family. don't go looking here for whatever you looking for. don't make that man go through something it took him a long time to see his way clear out of the first time.	I don't think anybody can make Tom do anything he didn't want.
what?	Annie, I'm not good at this kind of talk -- goes round and round a thing but never comes to it -- so let's just say what it is. When you first came here, I didn't like you and I was worried. Tom means a lot to me and this family. Don't go looking here for whatever you looking for. Don't make that man go through something it took him a long time to see his way clear out of the first time.
yes, it does.	What?
sounds like something tom would say.	Yes, it does.
they don't come better. but i don't deny there are times i wonder about things i won't have. maybe one day i'll get to see egypt. maybe not. but i know if you try too many different lives, you can wind up with no life at all...	Sounds like something Tom would say.
frank's a good man.	They don't come better. But I don't deny there are times I wonder about things I won't have. Maybe one day I'll get to see Egypt. Maybe not. But I know if you try too many different lives, you can wind up with no life at all...
i fell in love. after that, i never thought about being anything but a rancher's wife. i never saw it like i was losing some other life, just felt like i was gaining one. i know that's not a popular opinion nowadays and i ain't saying it's the right one. we all have to find the life meant for us.	Frank's a good man.
did you always know this was the life you wanted?	I fell in love. After that, I never thought about being anything but a rancher's wife. I never saw it like I was losing some other life, just felt like I was gaining one. I know that's not a popular opinion nowadays and I ain't saying it's the right one. We all have to find the life meant for us.
guess you don't have to figure it out until you go home.	Did you always know this was the life you wanted?
delayed shock. or maybe not. i know i could talk my way back if i wanted or... go to another magazine, someplace... just not sure if i want to.	Guess you don't have to figure it out until you go home.
you don't seem to upset?	Delayed shock. Or maybe not. I know I could talk my way back if I wanted or... go to another magazine, someplace... Just not sure if I want to.
no, it's more like a leave of-  ha, ha, ha. yeah, they fired me.	You don't seem to upset?
they fired you?	No, it's more like a leave of-  Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, they fired me.
well, i have more than a few days, ha, ha... i uh... i'm sort of... not an editor anymore... right now... first time i've said it out loud.	They fired you?
must be nice for you to take a few days off from your work, huh?	Well, I have more than a few days, ha, ha... I uh... I'm sort of... not an editor anymore... right now... First time I've said it out loud.
you and frank ever take a vacation?	Soon. We're going to Branson, Missouri to see my cousin Emma married. Frank loves in there.
i'd love to go there one time...	You and Frank ever take a vacation?
but, uh, egypt is, well, it's like nothing else. it's like going back in time.  i remember as a kid trying to imagine what a kid my age, centuries ago, walking over that same ground, was wondering about or, if they had the same problems as me... and i felt, connected to... to time itself, almost. ha, i never realized how hard it was to describe.	I'd love to go there one time...
oh, god -- i think it was the fourth or fifth time i'd been there, so all i remember was the heat and how incompetent the photographer was...	But, uh, Egypt is, well, it's like nothing else. It's like going back in time.  I remember as a kid trying to imagine what a kid my age, centuries ago, walking over that same ground, was wondering about or, if they had the same problems as me... and I felt, connected to... to time itself, almost. Ha, I never realized how hard it was to describe.
what was it like?	Oh, God -- I think it was the fourth or fifth time I'd been there, so all I remember was the heat and how incompetent the photographer was...
i was there for that shot, actually.	What was it like?
i was looking in one of your magazines and saw that picture of the couple getting married at the pyramids. were you ever in egypt?	I was there for that shot, actually.
no reason you should, no reason you should.	I was looking in one of your magazines and saw that picture of the couple getting married at the Pyramids. Were you ever in Egypt?
well... i know i should reject that offer, but i'm not going to.	No reason you should, no reason you should.
i'll help you with the coffee.	Well... I know I should reject that offer, but I'm not going to.
thank you. you're all doing too much.	Oh, it's... I wanted to tell you that, if you'd like, you being so busy, I could take Grace to her therapy exercises for you. I have to go in once a week for shopping anyway.
ha, she loves telling this story about how when he was two years old, he ran off. they found him in the barn, sleeping between two giant hooves of a percheron stallion. she said that horse was protecting him and nobody could convince her otherwise.	I got a little confused though. The ranch Ellen was talking about -- that's not this one?
always did. i think she favored him a little. you tend to when you have more than one, even though you love 'em all the same.	Ha, she loves telling this story about how when he was two years old, he ran off. They found him in the barn, sleeping between two giant hooves of a Percheron stallion. She said that horse was protecting him and nobody could convince her otherwise.
she calls him tommy...	Always did. I think she favored him a little. You tend to when you have more than one, even though you love 'em all the same.
mm-mm. i never knew him. he died before frank and i met. this here's...  frank and tom's mother and father... there's little frank and tom...	She calls him Tommy...
where does this go, diane?	Oh, you can just set up on the dining table. I have to rearrange my shelves tomorrow.
how's peterson's holding up for you?	It's fine. Comfortable. I still can't get used to how dark it gets around here, though. When we leave the ranch, I always hold my breath until I can see the motel.
oh uh, thank you. no, we don't want to impose.	No imposition. Plenty of food. Gonna get pretty dark soon. Hard to find a place.
mrs. maclean -- why don't you and daughter stay for dinner?	Oh uh, thank you. No, we don't want to impose.
uh, no, we're going to dinner... is this the way to the pasture?	Pasture? Oh, that stretch of field near the hill? Yeah.
sure.  does your daughter want to come inside?	Uh, no, we're going to dinner... Is this the way to the pasture?
would you mind if i did? i'd like to talk to him.	Sure.  Does your daughter want to come inside?
there's coffee inside... i was just bringing this to tom.	Would you mind if I did? I'd like to talk to him.
of course not.	Probably best. You may want to shoot yourself half way to Ohio.
problem is, there aren't many volunteers. he's already had enough to sink a battleship. you have a pin, just in case?	Of course not.
maybe we should give him another sedative.	Problem is, there aren't many volunteers. He's already had enough to sink a battleship. You have a pin, just in case?
it isn't right to make him suffer...	And I can say the same thing about my daughter! But she is suffering! Can you solve that problem!  I can't deal with this now, Liz! If you need a yes or no right now, then no -- don't do it! Not until I know Grace is all right. Now, please! Just do what you can. Okay?  Please.
... i just don't know right now! do whatever you can and when grace is --	It isn't right to make him suffer...
annie, no matter what i do, this horse will never be the same.	... I just don't know right now! Do whatever you can and when Grace is --
- see, what you can do for him --...	Annie, no matter what I do, this horse will never be the same.
i understand, but annie, please...	- See, what you can do for him --...
liz, listen, the doctor's here and i just can't, uh... talk now... so --	I understand, but Annie, please...
yes, but he's in a tremendous pain...	Well, of course, right...
wait, uh, i, i don't understand. start again -- he's alive...	Yes, but he's in a tremendous pain...
her leg was shattered so they had to, uh... remove it. she had some bleeding but it's under control.	Oh God, Annie, I'm so sorry. I... I know you're being hit with a low now, I don't want to take too much of your time but I have to talk to you about Pilgrim.
annie, it's liz. how's grace?	Her leg was shattered so they had to, uh... remove it. She had some bleeding but it's under control.
diane!	Frank's touchy about his cousins.  Well, it was nice to meet you, Mr. MacLean.
oh frank, don't forget the wedding present -- it's behind the door in the laundry room.  i got her a pasta maker from the catalogue... not that they'll know what to do with it in branton, missouri... probably use it as a planter.	Diane!
play that sweet one you know. the one makes my wife here so friendly.	You!
they're already all settled in, frank. anyway, i'm sure annie wants her privacy.	It's got doors, Diane. Private as can be. Tom?
what?	I believe women from New York eat mixed salads. Ain't that right, Tom?
mixed salad.	What?
oh hell, i don't know... according to tom, she's a pretty determined woman. must've thought it was worth it.	I guess they'll want feeding and all, out here all day long.
... well, i just think she's got a lot of nerve showing up here. draggin' that child and that poor animal all the way...  you eat with those fingers again and you know what'll happen!  frank, don't you think she's got a nerve?	Oh hell, I don't know... According to Tom, she's a pretty determined woman. Must've thought it was worth it.
i have some brownies left over. want one?	No thanks.
diane takes care of the books. i don't know how, but at the end of every month, everything adds up to the penny.	Ain't brain surgery.
ha...	Diane takes care of the books. I don't know how, but at the end of every month, everything adds up to the penny.
i believe so. saw it on a television show, once.	Well, that's just what we need on a cattle ranch -- a vegetarian from New York.
i don't believe they'll expect that.	What, they ain't going forty miles into Choteau everytime they want a hamburger.
now son, you tell 'em when it came from.	Be honest, I can't say I did it all myself. My grandma helped me get the words right.
teacher asked me why we raise black angus-herefords 'stead of pure herefords.	Tell her they suit the weather better. Their udders are black, 'stead of pink.
when you figure on branding?	Weekend after next...
that's what some folks say.	There was this thing on the TV about a guy who does it with geese. He has this airplane and these baby geese all grow up thinking it's their mom, and he flies it and they just follow.  You hear 'bout that, Uncle T?
he says if you do it soon as they're born, it makes them real easy to handle later on.	That's what some folks say.
there's a kid at school says we should've imprint-trained him.	He says if you do it soon as they're born, it makes them real easy to handle later on.
sure. as long as she don't mind.	There's a kid at school says we should've imprint-trained him.
can we take a look at bronty's foal when we're done here, dad?	Sure. As long as she don't mind.
we thought we lost him in the snow storm... told the kids. had a funeral for the damn thing. finally, snow stops. staring to warm up. i go out and start cleaning the truck... goddamn if that dog doesn't jump out from the back seat covered in snow... i nearly stained myself.	He thought it was a ghost.
it'd be a whole lot easier to pay the feed end of the month...	I don't think Warren would go for that.
well, i'd like to welcome annie and grace to their first branding...	And next time, Miss Annie, you can run down the calves...
they don't get burned by the sun bouncing off the snow. and they're good mother.	Our daddy raised Pure Herefords.
bank out us a couple more men to run the cattle.	We should be fine, then.
tom?	Yeah.
i don't believe it.	You know her?
i wouldn't let happen.	You know, you're a good kid.
i don't thinks you'd want me tripping all over you in front of everybody.	I wouldn't let happen.
you wouldn't want to dance with me, would you?	I don't thinks you'd want me tripping all over you in front of everybody.
of course i have.	I don't know... You sure Tom said it's all right?
have you talked to tom about it?	Of course I have.
would you let me ride your horse?	Have you talked to Tom about it?
why do you always wear that hat?	Because it fits my head. You want to try it on?
don't you go to school?	Twice a month they give you a day off to work on the ranch.
no!	Grace, Listen... you've got to do this. Just trust me one more time.
he's not hurt. he's okay. look at him.	No!
no, you're only going to hurt him some more.	He's not hurt. He's okay. Look at him.
grace, i need you to come with me.	No, you're only going to hurt him some more.
it's more or less how it sounds. sometimes it's not pretty to watch. some horses fight it real hard. your fella's already shown us he likes a good fight. so if you don't want to watch, i'll call you when it's done.	I want to watch.
what does that mean?	It's more or less how it sounds. Sometimes it's not pretty to watch. Some horses fight it real hard. Your fella's already shown us he likes a good fight. So if you don't want to watch, I'll call you when it's done.
there's still something going on inside of him i can't reach. so me and smokey here, we're going to try laying him down. okay?	What does that mean?
sure?	Sure.
i can't... not yet...	There's no hurry. Take you time.
i know where he goes.	I know you do. Don't you disappear.  You do whatever you have to, to hold on...  I'll tell you one more thing... When Pilgrim reared up to face that truck... you know what I think?... I think that damn horse loved you so much, he was trying to protect you... That's what I think.
i won't tell you it'll stop feeling this bad... but i can tell you, you didn't do anything wrong... the same thing would have happened to me... or frank... or joe... and there's no sense in looking for a reason why things happen...  i used to try and... always came up short. i don't think the why so's important as... what we do with what we get. i remember this boy i'd see up on the blackfeet reservation. he was sixteen. great kid. strong. he'd gone swimming and dived headfirst into a rock. snapped his neck, paralyzed him... after the accident, i'd look in on him from time to time... and he wasn't there anymore. his mind, his spirit, whatever you want to call it, it just disappeared. and what was left was nothing but anger... it's like the boy i knew just went away somewhere...	I know where he goes.
are you afraid of anything?	Getting old. Not being of much use, I guess.  What went on out there, Grace? With Pilgrim?
that must have been pretty special.	Are you afraid of anything?
we bought him in kentucky. my mother and i took a trip down there to see him.	That must have been pretty special.
where did you get pilgrim from?	We bought him in Kentucky. My mother and I took a trip down there to see him.
not a question of if you can -- you are. just keep your eyes on the road and your foot on the pedal and the rest will take care of yourself.	Where did you get Pilgrim from?
i don't know if i can.	Not a question of if you can -- you are. Just keep your eyes on the road and your foot on the pedal and the rest will take care of yourself.
just follow this. nothing to it. i'm going to shut my eyes here for a little while. just keep going till you run out of road.	I don't know if I can.
i don't know if i can with my leg.	Well, there's only one way to find out.  Give it a little gas.
put the key in and turn it.  the right pedal is gas, the other one's the brake.	I don't know if I can with my leg.
i don't have all day.	Put the key in and turn it.  The right pedal is gas, the other one's the brake.
i can't...	I don't have all day.
it's never too soon to start.	I can't...
drive? i'm not old enough yet.	It's never too soon to start.
can you drive?	Drive? I'm not old enough yet.
that's not a question, is it?	You're catching on.
isn't it like, obvious?	Not to me. Either you want to or you don't.
mmm. an editor.	Not like books or literature or anything. Just a magazine... Just in case she hasn't told you -- which I'm sure she hasn't -- I don't want to be a part of this, OK?
she's an editor.	Mmm. An editor.
what does she do?	She's an editor.
probably. she's on the phone twenty- three hours a day.	What does she do?
she gonna be long?	Probably. She's on the phone twenty- three hours a day.
yeah?	Uh, I'm Tom Booker. Your mother around?
jude, you okay?	I'm okay... I'm okay.
"... and i said that"...	No, wait, it just goes... "he said he liked to do-"...
you want to go down or stay along the river?	We already did the river. Let's go down and across the old bridge. We can circle back.
why don't we just cut through the woods?	You want to go down or stay along the river?
do you want to go around by the old road?	Why don't we just cut through the woods?
i just could never say it!	Do you want to go around by the old road?
...oh, come on! you think the same thing!	I just could never say it!
my parents are having friends from college over. they're really nice... they have this gorgeous son who wants to be a forest ranger.	Can I come? I'll start a fire...
so?	My parents are having friends from college over. They're really nice... They have this gorgeous son who wants to be a forest ranger.
i thought your mom's coming up?	So?
you want to go to a movie tonight?	I thought your mom's coming up?
it's warmer than i thought.	You want to go to a movie tonight?
shouldn't we have invited tom over?	I did. He said he had work to do until late.
i know. amazing.	Can we show him Pilgrim, Tom?
did you notice -- no cane?	I know. Amazing.
what, sweetheart?	I want to see Pilgrim.
honey, you all right? did something fall?	NO!
you want to watch some television?	Maybe... look -- just...
do you want something else, honey? we order something else?	No, I'm just not that hungry.
dad! i can do it, ok?!	OK, OK.
no, not yet.	How's Pilgrim doing?
have you heard from judith's parents?	No, not yet.
you shut up, stupid!	You're the one who's stupid -- letting her go and fall off your horse!!
you just showing off for her!	You shut up, stupid!
don't be such a baby!	You just showing off for her!
ya just had a turn. it was not.	WAS SO!
it was my turn!	YA JUST HAD A TURN. IT WAS NOT.
is the poverty worse, now, you think?	I haven't been back in over twenty years, but I wouldn't be surprised. The population's larger.
well, like i told your wife, it's really up to pilgrim.	I understand...
how much longer do you think?	Well, like I told your wife, it's really up to Pilgrim.
we still have a way to go.	How much longer do you think?
i can't believe it's the same horse.	We still have a way to go.
hi. it's a pleasure. i'm very grateful for the way you took in my girls here. i bet you were surprised when they just showed up out of nowhere.	Oh yeah...
you know, rona, we weren't all that good together even when we were good together.	Honey... I was always good.
does a horse miss a saddle?	Sometimes.
you ever miss it?	Does a horse miss a saddle?
long enough.	You ever miss it?
how long were you married?	Long enough.
what are you looking at, young man?	How long were you married?
the number's by the phone.	What are you looking at, young man?
i don't any woman in new york. but from what i hear, most of them are wound up.	The number's by the phone.
oh i clear forget. you had a call from some woman in new york. she sounded pretty wound up.	I don't any woman in New York. But from what I hear, most of them are wound up.
kind of trouble i'm in the mood for.	Oh-oh... Maybe I better get back in the truck.
if it's not too much trouble, i thought i might.	Kind of trouble I'm in the mood for.
fit? you want to check my teeth.  good crowd today. i think you'll have some fun. you going to stay for dinner?	If it's not too much trouble, I thought I might.
you're looking fit.	Fit? You want to check my teeth.  Good crowd today. I think you'll have some fun. You going to stay for dinner?
i wouldn't know what to do if you were on time.	You're looking fit.
hey, rona. sorry i'm late.	I wouldn't know what to do if you were on time.
hey, darlin'.	Hey, Rona. Sorry I'm late.
what do you mean?	Well, if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts.  That's the whole lesson right there. You have a good day now... Just... keep on freeing yourself up.
well... dale... you know, a lot of this stuff... it just... nuts and bolts.	What do you mean?
about horses? i'd love to learn more about it myself. do you offer any private lessons for riders?	Well... Dale... you know, a lot of this stuff... it just... nuts and bolts.
what stuff is that?	About horses? I'd love to learn more about it myself. Do you offer any private lessons for riders?
where did you learn all this stuff?	What stuff is that?
well, that'll happen.	Where did you learn all this stuff?
secret service!	Don't move!
it's cool!	It's not cool. It's commie bullshit!
you think it's cool?	It's cool!
yeah, cool.	You think it's cool?
cool?	Yeah, cool.
now that's cool.	Cool?
listen to this bullshit.  "this is our world now. the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. we exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. you wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. yes, i am a criminal. my crime is that of curiosity. i am a hacker and this is my manifesto." huh, right, manifesto? "you may stop me, but you can't stop us all."	Now that's cool.
good. good man. alright, let's finish up here, and take him in for interrogation.	Alright sir.
i'm sorry, sir. we caught him by surprise, so we don't think he had time to erase his computer files.	Good. Good man. Alright, let's finish up here, and take him in for interrogation.
in english, please. i didn't spend ten years protecting the president so i could finish my career feeling like an idiot.	I'm sorry, sir. We caught him by surprise, so we don't think he had time to erase his computer files.
it looks good, sir. we've got an uncorrupted hard drive.	In English, please. I didn't spend ten years protecting the president so I could finish my career feeling like an idiot.
how's it going, ray?	It looks good, sir. We've got an uncorrupted hard drive.
hackers of the world, unite!	How are you going to take care of the cops?
that's it! an electronic army! if i were us, i'd get on the internet, send out a major distress signal.	Hackers of the World, Unite!
she's rabid, but cute.	See, we're very busy. A TV network that wishes to remain nameless has expressed an interest in our show.
let's keep her.	Waste the dude.
...if it weren't run by a bunch of profiteering gluttons!	Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. It's a survival trait!
and never again have to pay for a service that would be dirt cheap...	...IF it weren't run by a bunch of profiteering gluttons!
record the tones that the coins make. and hang up and get your money back!	And never again have to pay for a service that would be dirt cheap...
as you can see, this is just a simple microcassette recorder.   hook it up to the phone and drop in five bucks in quarters.	Record the tones that the coins make. And hang up and get your money back!
welcome to our show!	Hack the Planet!
what?	Check this out. It's a memo about how they're gonna deal with those oil spills that happened on the fourteenth.
i can't. everybody who touches that thing gets busted, i can't afford to get arrested, i'm sorry.	Maybe I should just go to the bathroom or something.
right.	The sensitive type.
shh!	Was that her top?
shit!	Shh!
so what do you think, can i crash at your place tonight?	What is it with this guy?
maybe. but, if i were gonna hack some heavy metal, i'd, uh, work my way back through some low security, and try the back door.	Yeah but oh man,  wouldn't you just love to get one of those Gibsons, baby? Ooooh!
oh yeah? what's that?	The Red Book. NSA Trusted Networks. Otherwise known as the Ugly Red Book that won't fit on a shelf.
dragon book. compiler design.	Oh yeah? What's that?
what's that?	Dragon book. Compiler design.
devil book. the unix bible.	What's that?
what's that?	Devil book. The Unix Bible.
damn!	A worm AND a virus? The plot thickens.
well, i got a lot, alright? i don't know how many but... my head hurts.	Yo, everyone check this out. Hey, what's the Da Vinci virus?
snoop onto them...	...as they snoop onto us.
ta-da!	Yo, brain dead, the manual!
that's far out!	This is Zero Cool, man! Whooo, haha!
biggest crash in history, front page, new york times, august 10th, 1988. i thought you was black, man! yo, man, this is zero cool! oh, shit!	That's far out!
oh man. that's universally stupid, man!	Yo, man, you an amateur, man.
look at this, it's so lean and clean.	Looks like a hacker wrote it.
hold on a second!	Look at this, it's so lean and clean.
very impressive.	Super hero like even.
active matrix, man. a million psychedelic colors. man, baby, sweet, ooo!	I want it.
uh... nikon, can i... can i crash at your place tonight?	Again?  Yeah sure.
one-handed!	Difficulty rating?
yeah, i bet it looks crispy in the dark.	Yo, hit the lights.
i want it to have my children!	Yeah, I bet it looks crispy in the dark.
yeah. probably had something to do with that bank in idaho.	Do you think he could hack a Gibson?
his parents missed woodstock and he's been making up for it since. hey, you hear about joey's bust?	Yeah. Probably had something to do with that bank in Idaho.
you're psyched. you need to lay off of that shit.	I'm gonna hit you!
it was him, man!	You're psyched. You need to lay off of that shit.
cereal, man, you owe me a pack.	It was him, man!
oh yeah, you want a seriously righteous hack, you score one of those gibsons man. you know, supercomputers they use to like, do physics, and look for oil and stuff?	Ain't no way, man, security's too tight. The big iron?
look, you wanna be elite? you gotta do a righteous hack. none of this accidental shit.	Oh yeah, you want a seriously righteous hack, you score one of those Gibsons man. You know, supercomputers they use to like, do physics, and look for oil and stuff?
yeah but don't forget god. system operators love to use god. it's that whole male ego thing.	Look, you wanna be elite? You gotta do a righteous hack. None of this accidental shit.
what are you, stoned or stupid? you don't hack a bank across state lines from your house, you'll get nailed by the fbi. where are your brains, in your ass? don't you know anything?	Stupid, man. It's universally stupid.
...and your name goes through like seventeen computers a day. 1984, yeah right man, that's a typo. orwell's here and now, he's living large. we have no names, man, no names. we are nameless. can i score a fry? thanks.	Meet Cereal Killer. As in Froot Loops? But he does know things.
go fix the phones.	Roger.
yeah?	Go fix the phones.
cereal.	Yeah?
ai! boom boom aiaiaiaiaee! alright, that was a little tension breaker, that had to be done, alright?	Cereal.
well this hasn't happened yet.	Wait a minute, the fourteenth, that's the same day the worm ends its run.  I mean... Da Vinci virus, didn't Phreak say that's what he was being charged with? Look...  "Infecting ballast programs of Ellingson tankers" - they blame hackers!
never send a boy to do a woman's job. with me, we can do it in seven.	You're both screwed. I help, we can do it in six.
oh wow, we are fried.	Never send a boy to do a woman's job. With me, we can do it in seven.
nonononono. truce, you guys. listen, we got a higher purpose here, alright? a wake up call for the nintendo generation. we demand free access to data, well, it comes with some responsibility. when i was a child, i spake as a child, i understood as a child, i thought as a child, but when i became a man i put away childish things.  what... it's corinthians i, chapter 13, verse 11, no duh. come on.	Phreak and Joey are being framed. We need your help to figure out what's on this disc.
due to mr. gill's untimely demise and everything, i guess you two will have to improvise the next round.	Right. If I win, you wear a dress on our date.
dead?	Yeah. Like Rigor Mortis, Habeas Corpus.
dead.	Dead?
yo. check this out guys, this is insanely great, it's got a 28.8 bps modem!	Yeah? Display?
did you talk to him?	Nope. His mom said he's grounded for his next three lifetimes.  He isn't to consort with his computer friends.  The secret service is really out to get him.  Hey there's a big party tonight, you wanna go?
you heard of a hacker called acid burn? you know who he is?	No, don't know who he is.  Do you?
and what's he do?	That's it, you're looking at it, he just looks slick all day.
curtis.	And what's he do?
who's that?	Curtis.
right. anything else, you want me to mow the lawn? oops, forgot. new york. no grass.	And unpack.
no. no one special.	Okay, I gotta get back to work. I'm gonna be home late.  And would you try and please fill these out?
aaaah. did we meet someone special?	No. No one special.
revenge.	Aaaah. Did we meet someone special?
what did we learn in school today?	Revenge.
hmmm.	What did we learn in school today?
how was school?	Hmmm.
you haven't been doing anything stupid, right, dade?  right, dade?!	Right, mom. And I'm still a virgin!
well, yeah, i just haven't found one as charming as you yet.	You haven't been doing anything stupid, right, Dade?  Right, Dade?!
can i cut the electricity to his room so he'll sleep normal hours? he's been playing with his computer all night for a solid week.  well yes, he could be playing with himself. mmm hmm. yes i'll ask. dade, you like girls, don't you?	Well, yeah, I just haven't found one as charming as you yet.
can this wait until both my eyes are open, please?	Can I cut the electricity to his room so he'll sleep normal hours? He's been playing with his computer all night for a solid week.  Well yes, he could be playing with himself. Mmm hmm. Yes I'll ask. Dade, you like girls, don't you?
up all night again, huh?	Can this wait until both my eyes are open, please?
mm-hmm.	Up all night again, huh?
good morning. you unpack your stuff yet?	Mm-hmm.
i'm taking over a tv network.	Finish up, honey, and get to sleep. And happy birthday.
what are you doing?	I'm taking over a TV network.
yeah, mom?	What are you doing?
dade?	Yeah, mom?
i found it! i found it!	This is the end, my friend.  Thank you for calling!
yeah, maybe i'm not. but we are, you asshole.	Give it up! Just give it up.
game's over. last chance to get out of this without a prison sentence.  you're not good enough to beat me, you little shit.	Yeah, maybe I'm not. But we are, you asshole.
i got it. but listen, kate didn't know what's on it. i mean, she came to me to figure it out. she's not the one who planted the virus. you leave her alone.	Hey, don't worry, kid. If she's innocent, she'll be fine. Your mommy's safe now, okay?
talk to me.	I got it. But listen, Kate didn't know what's on it. I mean, she came to me to figure it out. She's not the one who planted the virus. You leave her alone.
kid, don't threaten me. there are worse things than death and, uh, i can do all of them!	Talk to me.
you lay a finger on her and i'll kill you.	Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death and, uh, I can do all of them!
what can i tell you. computers never lie, kid. your mom will be arrested at work, she'll be handcuffed, and later, strip searched.	You lay a finger on her and I'll kill you.
that's bullshit.	What can I tell you. Computers never lie, kid. Your mom will be arrested at work, she'll be handcuffed, and later, strip searched.
lauren murphy is now a wanted felon in the state of washington. forgery, embezzlement, two drug convictions, plus she jumped parole. when she's arrested, she will not have a trial, she will not pass go, she will go directly to jail. then i change this file back to the original, and your mom disappears.	That's bullshit.
turn on your laptop. set it to receive a file.	Lauren Murphy is now a wanted felon in the state of Washington. Forgery, Embezzlement, two drug convictions, plus she jumped parole. When she's arrested, she will not have a trial, she will not pass go, she will go directly to jail. Then I change this file back to the original, and your mom disappears.
i told you, i don't play well with others.	Turn on your laptop. Set it to receive a file.
the girl. the girl has the disc i need.	I told you, I don't play well with others.
blow me.	Thank you!
i'm fine.  oh, and dade, try to stay out of trouble, okay?	Blow me.
shit! come on!	Watch which friends you do play with. A record like yours could land you in jail, get you kicked out of school, no colleges would take you. No future. Exiled from everyone and everything you love.
nah. i don't play well with others.	Shit! Come on!
i'm the one who understands you. now, can we be allies?	Nah. I don't play well with others.
i'm sorry. who are you?	I'm the one who understands you. Now, can we be allies?
loser.  i can't believe you were only eleven when you wrote this. it's quite an impressive virus. dade, i know how you might feel about narking on your friends, but, we're hackers. for us, there's no such thing as family and friends. we're each our own country, with temporary allies and enemies. i'd like to make a treaty with you.	I'm sorry. Who are you?
yes!	We did it!
oh, shit! he got me.	Joey's getting stupid busy.
jesus, i gotta save all your asses. i help, we can do it in five minutes, man.	Okay. Let's go shopping.
fucked if i care, man.	Look, even if you had the passwords, it'll take you ten minutes to get in, and you've still gotta find the files, man, I mean, the cops will have you in... five minutes.
they'll trace you like that  man, cops are gonna find you, they're gonna find you with a smoking gun.	Fucked if I care, man.
two days.	And judging by this segment alone, it's already eaten about...
what's this one eat?	It nibbles. You see this?
this isn't a virus. it's a worm!	What's this one eat?
seven. wow! burn's wetware matches her software!	Burn!
how did you know that?	I got photographic memory.  It's a curse!  Lisa!
look out, man. lisa blair, 26 east 7th st., apartment 16, 555-4817, boom!	How did you know that?
that's razor and blade.	Razor and Blade.
yo, showtime, showtime!	What's going on?
never heard of you. done anything?	No.
crash override.	Never heard of you. Done anything?
you know, i've been having these really weird..	Dreams?
they didn't. the guys felt it was the only way i'd get a date. anyway, you're pretty good. you're elite.	Yeah? You know if you would have said so in the beginning, you would have saved yourself a whole lot of trouble.
i can't believe they decided you won.	They didn't. The guys felt it was the only way I'd get a date. Anyway, you're pretty good. You're elite.
wanna go for a swim?	I can't believe they decided you won.
you would have looked better.	Wanna go for a swim?
you look good in a dress.	You would have looked better.
oh, wow, she's great.	Yeah.
what?	Thanks for your help.
dade.	What?
i'm trying to help you.	Dade.
are you crazy? what are you doing?	I'm trying to help you.
it's the gibson, it's finding us too fast.	Man, there's too many garbage files, I need more time.
yeah.	Alright, let's boot up.
ready?	Yeah.
it's somehow connected with the worm that's stealing the money.	We need your help to overload the Gibson so we can kill the Da Vinci virus and download the worm program.
a virus called da vinci will cause oil spills at 10:30 am eastern time tomorrow.	It's somehow connected with the worm that's stealing the money.
razor and blade! they're flakes!	They're elite! Let's get 'em.
there they are!	Razor and Blade! They're flakes!
alright, so what have we got?	Well, we have fifty passwords, plus whatever Polaroid head here got inside Ellingson.
shit!!	It's my subway defense system.
how?	I'll hack the Gibson.
i'll make it up to you!	How?
well that's great. there goes mit.	I'll make it up to you!
why did he come to you?	I got a record. I was Zero Cool.
you what?	I didn't know what was on it.
this ellingson security creep. i gave him a copy of the disc you gave me.	You what?
what?	This Ellingson security creep. I gave him a copy of the disc you gave me.
i know, i know who wrote it.	What?
whoever wrote this needs somebody to take the fall. and that's phreak, and that's joey, and that's us. we've got to get the rest of the file, so we can find out where the money is going before the worm disappears, so we can find out who created it.	I know, I know who wrote it.
joey got cut off before he got to that part. check it out. by this point, it's already running at, what, twice the speed as when it started.	Right, and at this rate it ends its run in...
right. and when the worm's ready, it zips out with the money and erases its tracks.	Joey got cut off before he got to that part. Check it out. By this point, it's already running at, what, twice the speed as when it started.
and no one's caught it because the money isn't really gone. it's just data being shifted around.	Right. And when the worm's ready, it zips out with the money and erases its tracks.
the worm eats a few cents from each transaction.	And no one's caught it because the money isn't really gone. It's just data being shifted around.
this is every financial transaction ellingson conducts, yeah? from million dollar deals to the ten bucks some guy pays for gas.	The worm eats a few cents from each transaction.
uh, hold on...	I have to tell you something.
kate, listen.	Uh, hold on...
okay. i'll copy it.	Okay, thank you.
thank you.	Okay. I'll copy it.
i'm sorry, i can't.	Well, could you just make a copy of the disc? And just hide it in case we get busted, so we have something to give our lawyers, something that hasn't been tampered with? Can you do that?
what is it with you? i know we've been playing games, but, we're supposed to be on the same side and we really need your help. i really need your help.	I'm sorry, I can't.
we need your help.	Do my ears deceive me?
and you have to smile.	I don't do dates. But I don't lose either, so you're on.
you're not gonna win.	And you have to smile.
make it our first date.	You're not gonna win.
make it my first born.	Make it our first date.
and if i win?	Make it my first born.
you wish. you'll do shit work, scan, crack copyrights, whatever i want.	And if I win?
your slave?	You wish. You'll do shit work, scan, crack copyrights, whatever I want.
if i win, you become my slave.	Your slave?
name your stakes.	If I win, you become my slave.
are you challenging me?	Name your stakes.
yeah.	Are you challenging me?
crash override. what was it. "mess with the best, die like the rest?"	Yeah.
you sure this sweet machine's not going to waste?	Crash Override. What was it. "Mess with the Best, Die Like the Rest?"
yeah. risc is good.	You sure this sweet machine's not going to waste?
indeed. risc architecture is gonna change everything.	Yeah. RISC is good.
yeah. it's not just the chip, it has a pci bus. but you knew that.	Indeed. RISC architecture is gonna change everything.
p6 chip. triple the speed of the pentium.	Yeah. It's not just the chip, it has a PCI bus. But you knew that.
it has a killer refresh rate.	P6 chip. Triple the speed of the Pentium.
it's too much machine for you.	Yeah?
it's cool, i'm just looking.	It's too much machine for you.
what the hell are you doing?	It's cool, I'm just looking.
i'm crash override.	You're the moron that's been invading my turf?
what?	I'm Crash Override.
burn. you're acid burn. you booted me out of otv!	What?
i said give me time.	He's not enrolled in this class.
he's not in this class.	I said give me time.
what the hell is going on?	Pool on the roof must have a leak.
think you can do better?	I'll give it a shot.
that's a nice score for a girl.	Think you can do better?
yeah, there's an olympic size swimming pool up on the roof. take the stairs over there.	Yeah! Sure.
my... class. you mean i'm not in your class?	No, you're not in my class.
here's your class.	My... class. You mean I'm not in your class?
it's a little boxy thing, norm, with switches on it... lets my computer talk to the one there...	212-555-4240.
uhhhmm...	It's a little boxy thing, Norm, with switches on it... lets my computer talk to the one there...
yeah, well, you know these japanese management techniques.  could you, uh, read me the number on the modem?	Uhhhmm...
uhhh.. ahahaha...	Yeah, well, you know these Japanese management techniques.  Could you, uh, read me the number on the modem?
right, well my blt drive on my computer just went awol, and i've got this big project due tomorrow for mr. kawasaki, and if i don't get it in, he's gonna ask me to commit hari kari...	Uhhh.. ahahaha...
uhhmmm... uh gee, uh...	Right, well my BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL, and I've got this big project due tomorrow for Mr. Kawasaki, and if I don't get it in, he's gonna ask me to commit Hari Kari...
norman? this is mr. eddie vedder, from accounting. i just had a power surge here at home that wiped out a file i was working on. listen, i'm in big trouble, do you know anything about computers?	Uhhmmm... uh gee, uh...
security, uh norm, norm speaking.	Norman? This is Mr. Eddie Vedder, from Accounting. I just had a power surge here at home that wiped out a file I was working on. Listen, I'm in big trouble, do you know anything about computers?
homicidal?	What's up, man? I'm the Phreak!
so, um, what's your interest in kate libby, eh? academic? purely sexual?	Homicidal?
yeah, i'm sorry, i was just looking for the principal's office.	Sorry, I can't help you, okay?
yo, chill man, i'm talking to venezuela.	Yeah, I'm sorry, I was just looking for the principal's office.
excuse me.	Yo, chill man, I'm talking to Venezuela.
you're welcome.	What's going on? Let go of me! Stewardess! I'll never fly this airline again!
good.	Red handed! You won't be having any more trouble from them.
we caught 'em.	Good.
hello?	We caught 'em.
however, we have come to believe that one joey pardella is involved in this ellingson virus. he or perhaps his accomplice has a disk that mr. belford needs to disable that virus. we want you to help us find it.	Gill.
must have been hell, huh? zero cool?  a virus has been planted in the ellingson mineral computer system. you were our prime suspect, till we trashed your stuff and found no trace of it.	However, we have come to believe that one Joey Pardella is involved in this Ellingson virus. He or perhaps his accomplice has a disk that Mr. Belford needs to disable that virus. We want you to help us find it.
it got you seven years probation. no computer, couldn't even use a touch tone phone.	Must have been hell, huh? Zero Cool?  A virus has been planted in the Ellingson Mineral computer system. You were our prime suspect, till we trashed your stuff and found no trace of it.
gill.	I think we've got something.
no. he's either very smart or very stupid.	Then he stashed it somewhere, or he has an accomplice. We'll release him until his indictment, keep tight surveillance, and see if he leads us to your disc.
did you find the program for the virus on any of the discs we confiscated?	No. He's either very smart or very stupid.
the system command processor, it's the brain.	Cancer, brain... Brain Cancer?
colonel who?	The System Command Processor, it's the brain.
a rabbit replicates till it overloads a file, then it spreads like cancer.	Cancer?
what's happening?	It's replicating, eating up memory. What do I do?
there's a new virus in the database.	What's happening?
die, dickweeds!	The rabbit is in the administration system.
run anti-virus. give me a systems display!	Die, dickweeds!
we have a zero bug attacking all the login and overlay files.	Run anti-virus. Give me a systems display!
i've narrowed the activity to terminal 23.	Let's echo 23, see what's up.
never fear. i is here.	I've narrowed the activity to terminal 23.
as in what, you hapless techno-weenie?	Uh, the accounting subdirectory in the Gibson is working really hard. We got one person online, the workload is enough for like ten users. I think we've got a hacker.
uh, mr. the plague, uh, something weird's happening on the net.	As in what, you hapless techno-weenie?
my name is the plague.	Uh, Mr. The Plague, uh, something weird's happening on the net.
mr. belford?	My name is the Plague.
joey, a garbage file holds miscellaneous data. junk. bits of stuff that's been erased, man.	I copied it from Ellingson, okay? They're asking me about it, alright? Will you take a look for me?
nono, it's like hot or something. i don't know.	Joey, a garbage file holds miscellaneous data. Junk. Bits of stuff that's been erased, man.
big deal. a garbage file's got shit in it, joey, come on.	Nono, it's like hot or something. I don't know.
dude dude dude, i gotta talk to you a minute, listen listen listen. i copied a garbage file from...	Big deal. A garbage file's got shit in it, Joey, come on.
yo, what's up?	Dude dude dude, I gotta talk to you a minute, listen listen listen. I copied a garbage file from...
alright, what are the three most commonly used passwords?	Love, secret, and uh, sex.  But not in that order, necessarily, right?
you guys always think i should know everything, and you never tell me anything. am i right?	Alright, what are the three most commonly used passwords?
anyways, guys, guys, listen, listen to me. i'm in this computer right? so i'm looking around...	D'you bring those Crayola books?
alright. how about the master of disaster, huh?	You're hopeless, man, utterly hopeless.
you know, you're right about that.  check it, friday.	Alright. How about the Master of Disaster, huh?
i need a handle, man. i don't have an identity until i have a handle.	You know, you're right about that.  Check it, Friday.
one more "dude" out of you and i'm gonna slap the shit outa you, okay? now i'm trying to save you from yourself but you gotta stop letting your mama dress you, man! : check it...	I need a handle, man. I don't have an identity until I have a handle.
what? whatwhatwhat?	One more "dude" out of you and I'm gonna slap the shit outa you, okay? Now I'm trying to save you from yourself but you gotta stop letting your mama dress you, man! : Check it...
joey, joey...	What? whatwhatwhat?
phreakphreakphreakphreakphreak, dudedudedudedudedudedude... i gotta...	Joey, Joey...
you think they're going to bust us?	Yeah! You better figure out what's on that disc, cause we're being framed. It's in that place where I put that thing that time?
i'm freaking! joey wasn't making it up! he really hacked into ellingson! he gave me the disc with a file he copied and now i'm in jail! they're charging me with some serious shit! and there's stuff i didn't even do, like inserting some virus called da vinci, and they keep asking about you guys.	You think they're going to bust us?
phreak?	I'm freaking! Joey wasn't making it up! He really hacked into Ellingson! He gave me the disc with a file he copied and now I'm in jail! They're charging me with some serious shit! And there's stuff I didn't even do, like inserting some virus called Da Vinci, and they keep asking about you guys.
hey, it's me.	Phreak?
hello?	Hey, it's me.
any questions?	Yeah. Whose gonna notify his next of kin?
what is he doing in here?	Relax, Burn, he's my guest.
hey! what are you guys doing in here?	I'm sorry, we're sorry, just checking out your fly laptop!
send a flu-shot.	Rabbit, Flu-shot, someone talk to me.
nothing, it's just a minor glitch.	"Minor glitch" with you seems to turn into a major catastrophe.
what is it? what's wrong?	Nothing, it's just a minor glitch.
launch the da vinci virus? you can't do that!	No one believes the guilty. Besides, by the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all of our money.
yeah. to civilians. but they're hackers. but don't worry. all we have to do is launch the da vinci virus, and then they'll all be put away.	Launch the Da Vinci virus? You can't do that!
you said the worm was untreaceable!	Yeah. To civilians. But they're hackers. But don't worry. All we have to do is launch the Da Vinci virus, and then they'll all be put away.
not everything. but enough to implicate us.	You said the worm was untreaceable!
they had a large chunk of the garbage file? how much do they know?	Not everything. But enough to implicate us.
so?	So, we get the mother, we get the boy.
from here i got access to every piece of data ever stored on dade murphy's parents. his parents separated five years ago, reconciled two years later, filed for divorce last year, custody battle, boy chose to go with his mother. hmm.	So?
congratulations.	From here I got access to every piece of data ever stored on Dade Murphy's parents. His parents separated five years ago, reconciled two years later, filed for divorce last year, custody battle, boy chose to go with his mother. Hmm.
the fbi computer holds files on twenty million americans.  i just hacked into it.	Congratulations.
pervert! what are you talking about?	The FBI computer holds files on twenty million Americans.  I just hacked into it.
i disguised myself as an alabama state trooper and penetrated the fbi ncic.	Pervert! What are you talking about?
murphy kid turn you down?	I disguised myself as an Alabama State Trooper and penetrated the FBI NCIC.
jesus. you know, you're sick, eugene. you...	Sh, sh sh sh sh.
basically, uhmm, yeah. mmm hmmm.	Jesus. You know, you're sick, Eugene. You...
but you've created a virus that's going to cause a worldwide ecological disaster, just to arrest some hacker kid?	Basically, uhmm, yeah. Mmm hmmm.
relax. think about the 25 million dollars.	But you've created a virus that's going to cause a worldwide ecological disaster, just to arrest some hacker kid?
i don't want to go to jail for this.	Relax. Think about the 25 million dollars.
i created mister da vinci so we could call in the secret service. so they'd arrest the hacker, sieze his equipment, things that we can't do on our own.	I don't want to go to jail for this.
what?	I created Mister da Vinci so we could call in the Secret Service. So they'd arrest the hacker, sieze his equipment, things that we can't do on our own.
i had to move fast. the hacker copied my garbage file.	What?
what the hell was that all about?	I had to move fast. The hacker copied my garbage file.
so what are we supposed to do?	Well luckily, you have a gifted and talented security officer. I traced the hacker's call. The secret service picked him up this morning. I'll just search his files for the original virus code, and then I can eliminate it.
the little boat flipped over. a virus planted in the gibson computer system claimed responsibility.	What, it left a note?
excuse me?	The little boat flipped over. A virus planted in the Gibson computer system claimed responsibility.
yesterday, the ballast program for a supertanker training model mistakenly thought the vessel was empty, and flooded its tanks.	Excuse me?
virus?	Yesterday, the ballast program for a supertanker training model mistakenly thought the vessel was empty, and flooded its tanks.
a hacker planted the virus.	Virus?
someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly used passwords. now, as i so meticulously pointed out, the for most used passwords are love,  sex, secret and...  ...god. so would your holiness care to change her password?	A hacker planted the virus.
precisely what you're paid to prevent.	Someone didn't bother reading my carefully prepared memo on commonly used passwords. Now, as I so meticulously pointed out, the for most used passwords are love,  sex, secret and...  ...God. So would your holiness care to change her password?
once again, don't call me eugene.  a recent unknown intruder penetrated, using a superuser acount, giving him access to our whole system.	Precisely what you're paid to prevent.
good morning, gentlemen. please be seated. i see we're still dressing in the dark, eugene.	Once again, don't call me Eugene.  A recent unknown intruder penetrated, using a superuser acount, giving him access to our whole system.
just one moment.	Thank you.
555-4202.	Just one moment.
what number please?	555-4202.
hello, operator? i'm having trouble dialing a number.	What number please?
hello, operator services.	Hello, operator? I'm having trouble dialing a number.
thank you.	Nonono, thank YOU!
i'll take you down there.	All right.
real charmer.	I'll take you down there.
yeah, ha, hell of a night huh?	Real charmer.
yeah.  should be on the road.	Yeah, ha, hell of a night huh?
you're late.	Yeah.  Should be on the road.
a patient pickup and transfer to smith's grove.	You're late.
purpose of visit?	A patient pickup and transfer to Smith's Grove.
brady! come with us! brady!	Go!
get up there rachel!	Brady! Come with us! Brady!
brady!	Get up there Rachel!
brady!	Get up there Rachel!
go!	Brady!
brady! come with us.	Go!
shit!	Brady! Come with us.
no. you son of a bitch!	Shit!
brady!	No. You son of a bitch!
get back!	Brady!
brady!	Get back!
what does that mean?	We're trapped in this house.
its metal, god dammit its metal.	What does that mean?
is there another key?	I don't know!
she's not dead!	Is there another key?
you think she stands a chance?	She's not dead!
look.	You think she stands a chance?
not without jamie.	Look.
no, no, we have to get out of here right now.	Not without Jamie.
who's that?	10 years ago? Halloween? He's Jamie's uncle.
michael myers.	Who's that?
what's going on?	Michael Myers.
we've been better.	What's going on?
are you two okay?	We've been better.
i am different, it's just that i just got pissed off...that's all.	Oh really? Well, I'll just let you get back to little Ms. Hot panties.
so you hop on to the next best thing? i thought you were different from other guys.	I am different, it's just that I just got pissed off...that's all.
i mean, you blew off our date at last minute.	So you hop on to the next best thing? I thought you were different from other guys.
no, you don't understand.	I mean, you blew off our date at last minute.
just leave me alone and lets forget it.	No, you don't understand.
rachel, i've got an expl-- i've got an explanation.	You don't owe me anything.
i don't know brady.	Okay, I guess. I'll call you later.
so?	I don't know Brady.
my parents are going to come home early tonight.	So?
can i come over after jamie's asleep?	My parents are going to come home early tonight.
i'm not angry it's just	Can I come over after Jamie's asleep?
don't get angry.	I'm not angry it's just
well you found out this morning? why didn't you tell me before? i mean it's 5 o'clock now rachel...shit	Don't get angry.
this morning.	Well you found out this morning? Why didn't you tell me before? I mean it's 5 o'clock now Rachel...shit
when did you find this out?	This morning.
so i have to watch jamie tonight.	When did you find this out?
so?	So I have to watch Jamie tonight.
my parents baby-sitter canceled.	So?
what?	My parents baby-sitter canceled.
okay sure. what about?	Its about tonight.
we need to talk.	Okay sure. What about?
jamie needs a halloween costume.	You do? Okay. Go down aisle A. We've got the best costumes in the whole town.
rachel! what are you doing here? i thought i was supposed to pick you up?	Jamie needs a Halloween costume.
i've seen bodies thrown 50-60 feet from a crash site.	Look, even if by some miracle Michael is conscience, his muscles would be totally useless.  Give the troopers a chance to search.
it's hard to tell, there all chewed up.	Loomis, it's over. Leave it alone.
an accident?	Yes, sir.
sometime in the night. they probably lost the road in the storm. come down the embankment. it happens.	An accident?
when did this happen?	Sometime in the night. They probably lost the road in the storm. Come down the embankment. It happens.
we'll be at the fallbrooks. the number's next to the phone.	I know, and next to that is the police, hospital, fire, and probably National Guard.
you guys always look great.	We'll be at the Fallbrooks. The number's next to the phone.
how do we look?	You guys always look great.
what am i supposed to tell brady? sorry, but i've got to baby-sit my foster sister, go and have fun by yourself.	Its not exactly the end of the world, for goodness sake
its too late.	What am I supposed to tell Brady? Sorry, but I've got to baby-sit my foster sister, go and have fun by yourself.
can't you find somebody else?	Its too late.
well tonight is very important for your father and me.	Can't you find somebody else?
not tonight. i've got that date with brady. you know how important that is.	Well tonight is very important for your father and me.
you'll have to watch jamie tonight.	Not tonight. I've got that date with Brady. You know how important that is.
mom, please	You'll have to watch Jamie tonight.
hang on mrs. pierce.  not that tie, on the other side.  that's not the only thing your eating rachel.	Mom, I'm on a diet. You want an oinker for a daughter?
we should call the fire department.	I'm not calling the fire department.
i told them to be here by nine. its not 9:30 yet.	We should call the fire department.
because the lights are all out.	I told them to be here by nine. Its not 9:30 yet.
how do you know their not?	Because the lights are all out.
honey, i don't think their home.	How do you know their not?
why not?	Susan broke her ankle last night at the ice rink  Rachel?
sorry. do you suppose susan could just bring her crutches? oh, stupid question. tell her i hope  she feels better.  susan's mother, she can't baby-sit tonight.	Why not?
found it.	Sorry. Do you suppose Susan could just bring her crutches? Oh, stupid question. Tell her I hope  she feels better.  Susan's mother, she can't baby-sit tonight.
clean one in the laundry room next to your blue slacks.  hello?	Honey, this tie has a spot on it, I can't wear this today. I got a 10:30 with Chuck.
oh dear god. its all right...a bad dream, just a nasty old dream.	It's okay..it's okay.
now where are you going?	Haddonfield. It's a four hour drive. You can reach me through the local police. If you didn't find him in four hours, I'm sure I will.
four plus myers.	How many bodies did you find?
how many people in the bus?	Four plus Myers.
why shouldn't i?	How many people in the bus?
i don't want to have anyone live through that night again.	I've said this before. I think your the one who needs medical help.
i can see this is useless.	I don't want to have anyone live through that night again.
we're not talking about any ordinary prisoner hoffman! we are talking about evil on two legs.	I can see this is useless.
for christ sakes. spare me the speech. i've listened to it for a decade.  the fact is that michael myers was a federal patient, and a federal prisoner therefore he is subject to federal law.	We're not talking about any ordinary prisoner Hoffman! We are talking about evil on two legs.
you know damn well about what.  you let them take it out of here.	For Christ sakes. Spare me the speech. I've listened to it for a decade.  The fact is that Michael Myers was a federal patient, and a federal prisoner therefore he is subject to federal law.
about what?	You know damn well about what.  You let them take it out of here.
why wasn't i notified?	About what?
night doc.	Drive Carefully.
yeah.  well i guess your happy to see him go.	Night Doc.
i can safely say that michael myers is now in your hands.	Yeah.  Well I guess your happy to see him go.
watch it.	I can safely say that Michael Myers is now in your hands.
i'd assumed dr. loomis would be here.  michael myers was his patient.	If Loomis read memos he's be here. Fortunately his position is more ceremonial then medical. My hope is that he's either transfer, retire, or die.
check him out.	I'd assumed Dr. Loomis would be here.  Michael Myers was his patient.
outside.	Check him out.
i do.	Outside.
ready to go.  who signs for him?	I do.
has he been prepped?	Ready to go.  Who signs for him?
i'm dr. hoffman, medical administrator.	Has he been prepped?
yes.	I'm Dr. Hoffman, Medical Administrator.
got it earl.	Okay, out.
okay everybody, listen up. i've got rachel corruthers and her sister in the truck, and i'm taking them outta town route 410. state police are on the way. got that?	Got it Earl.
shit, earl. it's ted holster.	You dumb son of a bitch, you said you saw Myers.
like the last time? how many people killed back then? how many kids?	Al here lost his boy 10 years back.
what the hell did this?	Looks to me like your out of business. Now I want some answers.
we're going to ben's. the phone never just rings at a police station.	No way. No how.
who you calling?	Police station. I ain't closing down with out a good goddamn reason.
sure ain't. martians could land on ben's doorstep, all he'd do is spit once and get himself a shot gun.	Who you calling?
not like 'ol ben meeker do something like that.	Sure ain't. Martians could land on Ben's doorstep, all he'd do is spit once and get himself a shot gun.
i've got you come on, go down.	Rachel!
rachel!	I've got you come on, go down.
i can't.	Well try dammit!
i'm gonna lower you to the chimney, okay jamie?	I can't.
no.	Come on.
rachel come on.	No.
jamie!	Oh Rachel!
can we go home soon rachel?	Real soon, Jamie. Now shh.
no way! halloween's great. can we stay out all night?	Forget it kido. We're home by eight o'clock.
had enough?	No way! Halloween's great. Can we stay out all night?
jamie, wait for me.	This is great Rachel. Come on.
i thought you said you were ready.	I'm ready. I'm ready. Okay, let's go.
coming.	I thought you said you were ready.
come on rachel!	Coming.
rachel, can i go get my costume on?	Yeah, hurry up.
what?	He's coming to get me Rachel.
it was the nightmare man	What?
jamie, what happened?	It was the nightmare man
come on rachel.	In a second.
the discount mart. can we get ice cream after?	You bet.
i wanna go trick-or-treating like the other kids.	But I thought you didn't want to go trick-or-treating.
you ready for some ice cream?	I wanna go trick-or-treating like the other kids.
hi.	You ready for some Ice Cream?
double scoops?	Double scoops. Now lets get some breakfast.
how about this afternoon i pick you up from school and we go get ice cream?	Double scoops?
it's halloween. i mean don't you want to get dresses up in a really scary costume and get some candy?	How about this afternoon I pick you up from school and we go get ice cream?
i don't want to.	It's Halloween. I mean don't you want to get dresses up in a really scary costume and get some candy?
well tonight we're going to do something better. we're going to go trick-or-treating.	I don't want to.
but you wanted to go out tonight. it's my fault that you can't.	Well tonight we're going to do something better. We're going to go trick-or-treating.
jamie, i'm sorry. i didn't mean it like that. i can go out with brady tomorrow night. its no big deal.	But you wanted to go out tonight. It's my fault that you can't.
sure it is. i think tonight brady was ready to make a commitment.  but now my future relationship, my engagement, my marriage, my children, your grandchildren, have all been wiped out because i have to baby sit tonight.	I'm sorry I ruined everything. If I wasn't here you could go out.
your lucky.  i wish she could do the same for me.	Come on Jamie, lets go back to bed.  Come on Sunday.
your mother used to baby-sit me when i was your age.  i bet you didn't know that.	Your lucky.  I wish she could do the same for me.
it's been eleven months.	Your mother used to baby-sit me when I was your age.  I bet you didn't know that.
i know you miss your parents, its hasn't been that long.	It's been eleven months.
sure it does.	I know you miss your parents, its hasn't been that long.
we're not real sisters jamie, but that doesn't mean i love you any less.	Sure it does.
like a real sister?	We're not real sisters Jamie, but that doesn't mean I love you any less.
jamie, sometimes it's...	Like a real sister?
like a sister?	Jamie, sometimes it's...
oh, serious questions tonight.  of course i love you.	Like a sister?
do you love me rachel?	Oh, serious questions tonight.  Of course I love you.
what is this? four nights in a row?  you going for a record here?  the seven year olds insomniacs hall of fame?	Do you love me Rachel?
i can't sleep.	What is this? Four nights in a row?  You going for a record here?  The seven year olds insomniacs hall of fame?
kido. it's four in the morning.	I can't sleep.
you don't believe that do you?	No.
yeah.	You don't believe that do you?
then we'll be safe?	Yeah.
we'll hear sirens soon.	Then we'll be safe?
everybody's dead. i just wanna go home.	Oh no you can't. I've just been there. That's the first place he'll look for you. Where's the school house? Where is the school house?
what are you doing out here alone?	Everybody's dead. I just wanna go home.
why don't you go make some coffee.	All right.
that's all the windows, dad.	All right. Good Good.  Logan I want you right here by the front door. This is the dead bolt key.
why?	Just do it.
kelly, i want you to close and lock all the downstairs windows.	Why?
dad, what's going on?	Kelly, I want you to close and lock all the downstairs windows.
rachel, take your sister upstairs. first door on the right.	Dad, what's going on?
don't you mean what you do best?	Wise up to what men want Rachel, or Brady won't be the last man you lose to another woman.
he's not married. besides, i've got a right to do what's best for me.	Don't you mean what you do best?
you knew. you just didn't care.	He's not married. Besides, I've got a right to do what's best for me.
i didn't know you and brady had anything okay?	You knew. You just didn't care.
hi rachel.	Hi.
call me.	Okay, bye.
well do i drop you off at the discount mart or the dairy queen?	Jamie?
i don't know.	Well do I drop you off at the Discount Mart or the Dairy Queen?
fact it rach, you are desperate.  your just going to go in and buy a costume for jamie. perfectly legit.	I don't know.
well i don't want to seem desperate or anything.	Fact it Rach, you are desperate.  Your just going to go in and buy a costume for Jamie. Perfectly legit.
you won't come on too strong.	Well I don't want to seem desperate or anything.
well i don't want to come on too strong. a guy hates a girl to come on strong. fragile egos and all of that.	You won't come on too strong.
you won't look pushy.	Well I don't want to come on too strong. A guy hates a girl to come on strong. Fragile egos and all of that.
i don't want to look pushy.	You won't look pushy.
i know! don't you want to talk to him?	I don't want to look pushy.
no. brady's working there till 6:00 today.	I know! Don't you want to talk to him?
you know rach, discount mart is having a sale on halloween costumes.	No. Brady's working there till 6:00 today.
you remember lindsay don't you?	Hi Jamie.
do you?	Maybe nobody knows how to stop him, but I've got to try.
the state police won't know how to stop him.	Do you?
leave myers for the state boys.	The state police won't know how to stop him.
the corruther's house. that's where jamie lives, that's where he'll go.	Leave Myers for the state boys.
where are you going?	The Corruther's house. That's where Jamie lives, that's where he'll go.
its not over yet.	Where are you going?
hell of a night.	Its not over yet.
maybe you ought to wait here till they do.	Hey. I got a town full of beer bellies running around in the dark with shotguns. Who's gonna be next? Somebody's wife? Somebody's kid?
i'll be out on gateway and i doubt i'll be back before the troopers get here.	Maybe you ought to wait here till they do.
now i pad locked the back door, this is the only way in and out of this house. you got that?	Got it Ben.
isn't this all a little paranoid?	If you'd seen that police station you wouldn't even ask.
making sure that no one can get in here.	Isn't this all a little paranoid?
what are we doing?	Making sure that no one can get in here.
get the outside shutters.	What are we doing?
yeah in the trunk of my squad.	Go get it.
you got your riot gun?	Yeah in the trunk of my squad.
go to my house. we'll call the state force from there.	I'll be there in 5 minutes.
ben-uh-i just heard about the station.	Go to my house. We'll call the state force from there.
this is 132, over.	Ben-uh-I just heard about the station.
132 to 133 this is 134.	This is 132, over.
you look sharp. you understand?	No problem, Sheriff.
right here, ben.	You look sharp. You understand?
logan, i want you to stay here in case the family gets back.	Right here, Ben.
these kids aren't likely to forget.	They've survived this ordeal, they'll survive it's memory.
yes. michael myers is in hell, buried, where he belongs.	These kids aren't likely to forget.
it's over.	Yes. Michael Myers is in hell, buried, where he belongs.
how's it powered?	Batteries. I planned the generator for the house next week. I wished I hadn't waited.  This is squawk 79er zero of Haddonfield broadcasting on the state police emergency frequency. Can anyone hear me?
where's the radio?	Right through the kitchen you'll see the basement stairs.  Brady, you know how to use a gun?
where's that deputy?	Be here in a minute.
you son of a bitch, you just created a lynch mob.	You haven't got a police force! These men may be the only defense you've got.
it was michael myers. he's come home to kill.	Let it be Earl. Let the police handle it.
what is he? tell me! what the hell are we dealing with?	Evil.
it isn't a man.	What is he? Tell me! What the hell are we dealing with?
how can a man do this loomis? tell me.	It isn't a man.
they didn't know what they were fighting.	How can a man do this Loomis? Tell me.
oh christ. they wouldn't have given up without a fight.	They didn't know what they were fighting.
oh christ. doc...	Dear God.
yes.	Oh Christ. Doc...
is that him? is that him?	Yes.
this is starting to spook me.	Least I'm not alone.
how do you know?	This is starting to spook me.
he's been here.	How do you know?
something?	He's been here.
when he makes that call.	All right. Pierce, do it. Lets check on this little girl.
all right, all right. its true, what the hell can we do to avoid a repeat of what happened 10 years ago?	Find this little girl, get her somewhere safe. Call the local T.V. station. Tell them to get people off the streets and behind locked doors.
its true, sheriff.	All right, all right. Its true, what the hell can we do to avoid a repeat of what happened 10 years ago?
hank, call the troopers and check his story out.  and assuming what you say is true..	Its true, Sheriff.
six bodies, sheriff! that's what i have seen between here and ridgemont. a filling station in flames. i'm telling you michael myers is here in this town. he's here to kill that little girl and anybody that gets in his way.	Hank, call the troopers and check his story out.  And assuming what you say is true..
myers has been locked up since before she was born. he's never laid eyes on her.	Six bodies, Sheriff! That's what I have seen between here and Ridgemont. A filling station in flames. I'm telling you Michael Myers is here in this town. He's here to kill that little girl and anybody that gets in his way.
where ever she is, that little girl is in mortal danger.	Myers has been locked up since before she was born. He's never laid eyes on her.
are you talking about jamie lloyd?	Where ever she is, that little girl is in mortal danger.
10 years ago he tried to kill laurie strode, and now he wants her daughter.	Are you talking about Jamie Lloyd?
why?	10 years ago he tried to kill Laurie Strode, and now he wants her daughter.
he's here, sheriff.	Why?
that's impossible. michael myers is an invalid.	He's here, Sheriff.
michael myers has escaped from ridgemont. he's here in haddonfield.	That's impossible. Michael Myers is an invalid.
loomis. folks around here aren't likely to forget your face. at least not cops. so what brings you back here after 10 years?	Michael Myers has escaped from Ridgemont. He's here in Haddonfield.
oh, sheriff meeker, my name is dr. ...	Loomis. Folks around here aren't likely to forget your face. At least not cops. So what brings you back here after 10 years?
i am. ben meeker.	Oh, Sheriff Meeker, my name is Dr. ...
i know that mr. sayer.	Oh your a pilgrim all right. I saw it on your face back there in the dust. I saw it clear as Breasts and blue suede shoes. Would you like a drink?
apocalypse, end of the world, armageddon. its always got a face and a name.	I know that Mr. Sayer.
what are you hunting, mr. sayer?	Apocalypse, end of the world, Armageddon. Its always got a face and a name.
your hunting it, ain't ya? yeah, your hunting it all right, just like me.	What are you hunting, Mr. Sayer?
sort of.	Your hunting it, ain't ya? Yeah, your hunting it all right, just like me.
car trouble?	Sort of.
loomis. haddonfield.	Car trouble?
gods country, promise land. where are you heading mr..ah	Loomis. Haddonfield.
how far are you going, mr. sayer?	Gods Country, Promise Land. Where are you heading Mr..ah
anything for a fellow pilgrim. sometimes we need help getting where we want to be.  reverend jackson pete sayer of dumon county, please to make your aquanauts.	How far are you going, Mr. Sayer?
thank you.	Anything for a fellow pilgrim. Sometimes we need help getting where we want to be.  Reverend Jackson Pete Sayer of Dumon County, please to make your aquanauts.
jamie! get away!	Don't touch him Jamie!
sheriff meeker, we killed him.	Calm down. Calm down. Are you all right? Are you all right?
now you understand?	Uh huh.
okay.	Now you understand?
all right rachel, you stay by this radio. the state boys will send word once their in route. when that word comes you go tell deputy logan.	Okay.
sheriff, what is going on out there?	All right Rachel, you stay by this radio. The state boys will send word once their in route. When that word comes you go tell deputy Logan.
rachel, jamie. thank god!	What's going on?
you're going to be late!	He shouts, too.
huh?	You're going to be late!
you're going to be late at the doyles, annie.	Huh?
you blame everything on kids.	The only things missing were some Halloween masks, rope, a set of knives. What does that sound like to you?
someone broke into the hardware store. probably kids.	You blame everything on kids.
what happened?	Someone broke into the hardware store. Probably kids.
what?	What happened?
hi, dad. what happened?	What?
hi, annie, laurie...	Hi, Dad. What happened?
saving the treats for bob?	Fun-ny. See you.
i don't know yet. i have to get out of taking my stupid brother trick-or- treating.	Saving the treats for Bob?
what time?	I don't know yet. I have to get out of taking my stupid brother trick-or- treating.
come on, annie. bob and i have been planning on it all week.	All right. The Wallaces leave at seven.
i wouldn't want to get you in deep trouble, lynda.	Come on, Annie. Bob and I have been planning on it all week.
well, are we still on for tonight?	I wouldn't want to get you in deep trouble, Lynda.
sure.	Old jerko got caught throwing eggs and soaping windows. His parents grounded him for the weekend. He can't come over tonight.
we just talked.	Sure.
it's been totally charted.	We just talked.
we did. fifteen minutes. you totally never showed up.	That's not true. Here I am.
why didn't you wait for me?	We did. Fifteen minutes. You totally never showed up.
deal. hey, i thought paul was grounded.	He was. Old jerko found a way to sneak out. Listen, I'll call you in an hour or so.
if you watch her, i'll consider talking to ben tramer in the morning.	Deal. Hey, I thought Paul was grounded.
wait a minute here...	If you watch her, I'll CONSIDER talking to Ben Tramer in the morning.
he went out drinking beer with mike godfrey and he won't be back until late. you'll have to call him tomorrow. besides, i'm on my way to pick up paul.	Wait a minute here...
yes, you can.	He went out drinking beer with Mike Godfrey and he won't be back until late. YOU'LL have to call him tomorrow. Besides, I'm on my way to pick up Paul.
i can't.	Yes, you can.
i'm glad you're here because i have something i want you to do. i want you to call up ben tramer and tell him you were just fooling around.	I can't.
this has not been my night. my clothes are in the wash, i spilled butter down the front of me, i got stuck in a window...	I'm glad you're here because I have something I want you to do. I want you to call up Ben Tramer and tell him you were just fooling around.
fancy.	This has not been my night. My clothes are in the wash, I spilled butter down the front of me, I got stuck in a window...
you'll have to. he's calling you tomorrow to find out what time to pick you up.	Annie!
annie, you didn't. tell me you didn't.	You guys will make a fabulous couple.
well, i just talked with ben tramer and he got real excited when i told him how attracted you were to him.	Annie, you didn't. Tell me you didn't.
i'd say you must have the wrong number.	Well, I just talked with Ben Tramer and he got real excited when I told him how attracted you were to him.
what would you say if i told you that you were going to the homecoming dance tomorrow night?	I'd say you must have the wrong number.
what's this big, big news?	What would you say if I told you that you were going to the Homecoming Dance tomorrow night?
i hate that dog. i'm the only person in the world he doesn't like.	What's this big, big news?
thanks.	For that matter, I might as well be a girl scout tonight. I plan on making popcorn and watching Doctor Dementia. Six straight hours of horror movies. Little Lindsey Wallace won't know what hit her.
i always said you'd make a fabulous girl scout.	Thanks.
i brought it for tommy. i figured making a jack-o-lantern would keep him occupied.	I always said you'd make a fabulous girl scout.
what's the pumpkin for?	I brought it for Tommy. I figured making a Jack-O-Lantern would keep him occupied.
that's probably all he can do.	What's the pumpkin for?
he can still watch.	That's probably all he can do.
mister riddle was watching you? laurie, mister riddle is eighty-seven.	He can still watch.
he was watching me.	Mister Riddle was watching you? Laurie, Mister Riddle is eighty-seven.
probably mister riddle.	He was watching me.
i saw someone standing in mr. riddle's back yard.	Probably Mister Riddle.
lies.	I saw someone standing in Mr. Riddle's back yard.
i wasn't spooked.	Lies.
you still spooked?	I wasn't spooked.
sure, see you later.	Bye.
i doubt that. listen, my mother is letting me use her car. i'll pick you up. 6:30.	Sure, see you later.
i've already lost it.	I doubt that. Listen, my mother is letting me use her car. I'll pick you up. 6:30.
now you hear obscene chewing. you're losing it, laurie.	I've already lost it.
i thought it was an obscene phone call.	Now you hear obscene chewing. You're losing it, Laurie.
i had my mouth full. couldn't you hear me?	I thought it was an obscene phone call.
why didn't you say anything? you scared me to death.	I had my mouth full. Couldn't you hear me?
of course.	Why didn't you say anything? You scared me to death.
annie, was that you?	Of course.
why did you hang up on me?	Annie, was that you?
hello?	Why did you hang up on me?
well, home sweet home. i'll see you later.	Okay. Bye.
it's tragic. you never go out. you must have a small fortune stashed from babysitting so much.	The guys think I'm too smart.
cute.	It's tragic. You never go out. You must have a small fortune stashed from babysitting so much.
poor laurie. you scared another one away.	Cute.
he was standing right here.	Poor Laurie. You scared another one away.
that man who drove by so fast, the one you yelled at.	Subtle, isn't he? Hey creep!
i don't see anything.	That man who drove by so fast, the one you yelled at.
behind that bush there.	I don't see anything.
look where?	Behind that bush there.
look.	Look where?
i'm baby sitting for the doyles. it's only three houses away. we can keep each other company.	Terrific. I've got three choices. Watch the kid sleep, listen to Lynda screw, or talk to you.
i have a place for that.	I forgot my chemistry book.
shit!	I have a place for that.
i'm never smiling again. paul dragged me into the boys' locker room to tell me...	Exploring uncharted territory?
what's wrong, annie? you're not smiling.	I'm never smiling again. Paul dragged me into the boys' locker room to tell me...
yes.	Come with me.
look, lindsey, i thought we understood each other...	I want to stay here and watch this.
i don't want to.	Look, Lindsey, I thought we understood each other...
well, come on, get your coat. we're going to pick up paul.	I don't want to.
i don't know.	Well, come on, get your coat. We're going to pick up Paul.
then why are you sitting here with half the lights off?	I don't know.
i'm scared.	Then why are you sitting here with half the lights off?
you locked yourself in.	I know. Pull my legs. I'm stuck.
lindsey, open the door! i'm locked in the laundry room!	You locked yourself in.
annie, paul's on the phone!	Lindsey, open the door! I'm locked in the laundry room!
lindsey, lester's barking again and getting on my nerves again.	No, he's not.
get him out of here!	Here, Lester.
i thought you were gonna get one for me.	YEAH?
go get me a beer.	I thought you were gonna get one for me.
yeah.	Go get me a beer.
is that all you say?	Yeah.
yeah.	Is that all you say?
want a beer?	Yeah.
yeah.	Want a beer?
fantastic. totally.	Yeah.
just answer the damn phone.	I can't. What if it's the Wallaces!? We'd get Annie in trouble.
that's great. now you'll be too drunk to...	Just answer the damn phone.
and i can't keep you interested?	That's great. Now you'll be too drunk to...
i can't help it. it just keeps ringing.	And I can't keep you interested?
i wonder where they went.	Annie probably took Lindsey out or something. Let's look for a note.
...then you rip my clothes off. then we rip lyndsey's clothes off. i think i've got it.	Totally...
you idiot!	...Then you rip my clothes off. Then we rip LYNDSEY'S clothes off. I think I've got it.
okay. first i rip your clothes off...	You idiot!
now... first we'll talk a little, then annie will distract lindsey and we sneak quietly up the stairs to the first bedroom on the left. got it?	Okay. First I rip your clothes off...
promise?	Yeah.
yeah, sure.	Promise?
will you call me tomorrow?	Yeah, sure.
i gotta go.	Will you call me tomorrow?
we're all alone, aren't we?	Michael's around someplace...
are you sure?	We're all alone, aren't we?
my parents won't be back till ten.	Are you sure?
where?	Three blocks down. Get in the car and go up that other street and then back down here. I'm going up the block.
i found the car! he's here!	Where?
where were you? i went back to the myers house...	I found the car! He's here!
they could be.	I'll stay out with you tonight, Doctor, just on the chance that you're right. And if you are right, damn you for letting him out.
more fancy talk... you want to know what haddonfield is? families. children, all lined up in rows, up and down these streets. you're telling me they're lined up for a slaughterhouse.	They could be.
i watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, seeing past it, seeing this night. he's waited for it, inhumanly patient. hour after hour, day after day, waiting for some silent, invisible alarm to trigger him. death has arrived in your little town, sheriff. you can ignore it, or you can help me stop it.	More fancy talk... You want to know what Haddonfield is? Families. Children, all lined up in rows, up and down these streets. You're telling me they're lined up for a slaughterhouse.
well, it's going to take more than fancy talk to keep me up all night creeping around these bushes.	I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, seeing past it, seeing THIS NIGHT. He's waited for it, inhumanly patient. Hour after hour, day after day, waiting for some silent, invisible alarm to trigger him. Death has arrived in your little town, sheriff. You can ignore it, or you can help me stop it.
exactly what do you need?	Well, it's going to take more than fancy talk to keep me up all night creeping around these bushes.
you're not coming up with much to prove me wrong.	Exactly what do you need?
you have the wrong feeling.	You're not coming up with much to prove me wrong.
nothing's going on. just kids playing pranks, trick or treating, partying, getting high... i have the feeling you're way off on this...	You have the wrong feeling.
sure...	Nothing's going on. Just kids playing pranks, trick or treating, partying, getting high... I have the feeling you're way off on this...
you all right?	Sure...
jesus!	You all right?
if you do they'll be seeing him everywhere, on every street corner, in every house. just tell your men to shut their mouths and open their eyes.	I'll check back in an hour.
i keep thinking i should call the radio and tv stations...	If you do they'll be seeing him everywhere, on every street corner, in every house. Just tell your men to shut their mouths and open their eyes.
he was here, earlier tonight, and he may be coming back. i'm going to wait for him.	I keep thinking I should call the radio and TV stations...
what do we do?	He was here, earlier tonight, and he may be coming back. I'm going to wait for him.
i am.  i met him fifteen years ago. i was told there was nothing left, no conscience, no reason, no understanding, in even the most rudimentary sense, of life or death or right or wrong. i met this six- year-old boy with a blank, cold emotionless face and the blackest of eyes, the devil's eyes. i spent eight years trying to reach him and another seven trying to keep him locked away when i realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.	What do we do?
looks like to me you're just plain scared.	I am.  I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left, no conscience, no reason, no understanding, in even the most rudimentary sense, of life or death or right or wrong. I met this six- year-old boy with a blank, cold emotionless face and the blackest of eyes, the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him and another seven trying to keep him locked away when I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.
i suppose i do seem a bit sinister for a doctor.	Looks like to me you're just plain scared.
a man wouldn't do that...	He isn't a man.
could have...	A man wouldn't do that...
come on... a skunk could have killed it...	Could have...
not since 1963, since it happened. every kid in haddonfield thinks this place is haunted.	They may be right.
anybody live here?	Not since 1963, since it happened. Every kid in Haddonfield thinks this place is haunted.
i'll be here.	Anybody live here?
ten minutes.	I'll be here.
it's important.	Ten minutes.
may be a few minutes. i gotta stick around here...	It's important.
i'd like to talk to you, if i could.	May be a few minutes. I gotta stick around here...
lee brackett.	I'd like to talk to you, if I could.
sheriff? i'm doctor sam loomis.	Lee Brackett.
okay. later.	Have a good time.
they probably stopped off somewhere. have her call me when she gets back. i've got lyndsey here and i want to know what time to put her to bed.	Okay. Later.
well, she's totally not here.	They probably stopped off somewhere. Have her call me when she gets back. I've got Lyndsey here and I want to know what time to put her to bed.
no. i thought she'd be home by now. she went to pick up paul.	Well, she's totally not here.
is annie around?	No. I thought she'd be home by now. She went to pick up Paul.
nothing. i was just sitting down for the first time tonight.	Is Annie around?
hi, laurie, what's up?	Nothing. I was just sitting down for the first time tonight.
annie, some day you're going to get us all in deep trouble.	Totally.
isn't that david graham? he's cute.	I don't think so...
i thought you were babysitting tonight.	The only reason she babysits is to have a place to...
as usual, i don't have anything to do.	It's your own fault and I don't feel sorry for you.
totally!	As usual, I don't have anything to do.
i think you have too much to do tomorrow.	TOTALLY!
it's totally insane! we have three new cheers to learn in the morning, the game in the afternoon, i get my hair done at five, and the dance is at eight. i'll be totally wiped out!	I think you have too much to do tomorrow.
laurie, you come with us...	No! Do as I say.
i killed him...	But you can't kill the bogyman.
how?	I killed him...
yes.	How?
are you sure?	Yes.
now i want you to change your clothes, tommy. we're going to take a walk outside.	Was it the bogyman?
it's the bogyman, isn't it?	HURRY!
do what i say! now!	It's the bogyman, isn't it?
i'm scared...	DO WHAT I SAY! NOW!
be quiet! get lindsey and get into the bedroom and lock the door!	I'm scared...
what is it, laurie?	Be quiet! Get Lindsey and get into the bedroom and lock the door!
tommy, i want you to go back upstairs...	What is it, Laurie?
tommy, let me in!	Tommy, I want you to go back upstairs...
who is it?	Tommy, let me in!
i saw him...	I said, stop it! There is no bogyman. There's nothing out there. If you don't stop all this, I'm turning off the TV and you go to bed.
tommy, stop it! you're scaring lindsey.	I saw him...
i promise.	Can we make the Jack-O-Lantern now?
promise?	I promise.
and i'm here tonight and i won't let him get to you.	Promise?
right.	And I'm here tonight and I won't let him get to you.
we're no getting anywhere. all right, look, tommy. the bogyman can only come out on halloween night, right?	Right.
the bogyman!	We're no getting anywhere. All right, look, Tommy. The bogyman can only come out on Halloween night, right?
what did he look like?	The bogyman!
there was.	What did he look like?
there was no one outside.	There WAS.
i saw the bogyman. i saw him outside.	There was no one outside.
tommy, halloween night is when you play tricks on people and scare them. it's all make believe.	I saw the bogyman. I saw him outside.
no...	Tommy, Halloween night is when you play tricks on people and scare them. It's all make believe.
do you believe everything that richie tells you?	No...
richie said he was coming after me tonight.	Do you believe everything that Richie tells you?
there is no such thing.	Richie said he was coming after me tonight.
what about the bogyman?	There is no such thing.
after the jack-o-lantern.	What about the bogyman?
what about the rest of my comic books?	After the Jack-O-Lantern.
after the movie.	What about the rest of my comic books?
what about the jack-o-lantern?	After the movie.
laurie...	I'm so embarrassed. I couldn't face him...
'neutron man'... 'laser man'... i can see why. 'tarantula man'...	Laurie, what's the Boogey Man?
mom doesn't like me to have them.	'Neutron Man'... 'Laser Man'... I can see why. 'Tarantula Man'...
why are they under there?	Mom doesn't like me to have them.
not any more.	Why are they under there?
but king arthur was always your favorite.	Not any more.
i don't like that story.	But king Arthur was always your favorite.
..."how now, cried arthur. 'then no one may pass this way without a fight?' 'that is so,' answered the night in a bold and haughty manner..."	I don't like that story.
i gotta go. i'll see you tonight.	See you.
lonnie elam probably won't get out of the sixth grade.	I gotta go. I'll see you tonight.
lonnie elam said never to go up there. lonnie elam said that's a haunted house. he said real awful stuff happened there once.	Lonnie Elam probably won't get out of the sixth grade.
just watch.	Lonnie Elam said never to go up there. Lonnie Elam said that's a haunted house. He said real awful stuff happened there once.
uh-uh. that's a spook house.	Just watch.
yes, i am.	Uh-uh. That's a spook house.
will you read to me? can we make popcorn?	Sure. Sure.
sure.	Will you read to me? Can we make popcorn?
can we watch the monster movies?	Sure.
sure.	Can we watch the monster movies?
can we make jack-o-lanterns?	Sure.
same time, same place.	Can we make Jack-O-Lanterns?
are you coming over tonight?	Same time, same place.
hi, tommy.	Are you coming over tonight?
hey, laurie...	Hi, Tommy.
you're coming with us...	Listen to me. I want you to walk down the street to the MacKensie's and knock on their door. You tell them to call the police and send them over here. Do you understand?
now, i want you to walk to the door, down the stairs and right out the front door.	You're coming with us...
i'm scared!	There's nothing to be scared of now. Get changed.
let's make more popcorn.	You've had enough. Why don't we just sit down and watch the rest of this movie.
everybody has a good time tonight. okay, kids, what do you want to do now?	Let's make more popcorn.
well, go tell her it's me, okay?	Okay.
she's washing her clothes.	Well, go tell her it's me, okay?
will you get her for me?	She's washing her clothes.
yes, she is.	Will you get her for me?
hi, lindsey, this is paul. is annie there?	Yes, she is.
hello.	Hi, Lindsey, this is Paul. Is Annie there?
sam, haddonfield is a hundred and fifty miles from here. how could he get there? he can't drive.	He was doing all right last night. Maybe somebody around here gave him lessons.
i'm wasting time.	Sam, Haddonfield is a hundred and fifty miles from here. How could he get there? He can't drive.
probably going.	I'm wasting time.
you can get back on the telephone and tell them exactly what walked out of here last night. and tell them where he's going.	PROBABLY going.
there's nothing else i can do.	You can get back on the telephone and tell them exactly what walked out of here last night. And tell them where he's going.
i notified everybody! nobody listened.	There's nothing else I can do.
he was your patient, doctor. if the precautions weren't sufficient, you should have notified...	I notified everybody! Nobody listened.
you must have told them we shocked him into a grinning idiot. two roadblocks and an all-points bulletin wouldn't stop a five-year-old!	He was your patient, Doctor. If the precautions weren't sufficient, you should have notified...
i've given them his profile.	You must have told them we shocked him into a grinning idiot. Two roadblocks and an all-points bulletin wouldn't stop a five-year-old!
of course not.	I've given them his profile.
i'm not responsible, sam.	Of course not.
i don't think this is any time to be funny...	He said something else. "It's all right now. He's gone. The evil's gone."
he asked me if i could help him find his purple lawnmower.	I don't think this is any time to be funny...
what did he say?	He asked me if I could help him find his purple lawnmower.
move it!	What did he say?
shouldn't we pick him up?	Move it!
pull up to the entrance!	Shouldn't we pick him up?
the only thin that ever bothers me is their jibberish. when they start raving on and on...	You don't have anything to worry about. He hasn't spoken a word in 15 years.
i couldn't if i tried.	The only thin that ever bothers me is their jibberish. When they start raving on and on...
you don't have to make this harder than it already is.	I couldn't if I tried.
it means... i see.	You don't have to make this harder than it already is.
what does that mean?	It means... I see.
i see.	What does that mean?
only minimum security.	I see.
ever done anything like this before?	Only minimum security.
your compassion is overwhelming, doctor.	Ever done anything like this before?
if you say so.	Your compassion is overwhelming, Doctor.
i think we should refer to 'it' as 'him.'	If you say so.
just try to understand what we're dealing with here. don't underestimate it.	I think we should refer to 'it' as 'him.'
are there any special instructions?	Just try to understand what we're dealing with here. Don't underestimate it.
the driveway's a few hundred yards up on your right.	Are there any special instructions?
that's the idea. here we are.	The driveway's a few hundred yards up on your right.
he'll barely be able to sit up.	That's the idea. Here we are.
thorazin.	He'll barely be able to sit up.
what did you use before?	Thorazin.
...then he gets another physical by the state, and he makes his appearance before the judge. that should take four hours if we're lucky, then we're on our way.	What did you use before?
i love that.  that's my type.	I can't believe it!
he's the--he looks like ichabod crane?	I love that.  That's my type.
mmm?	He's the--He looks like Ichabod Crane?
hm-mm.  oh, yeah.  i met phil.	Mmm?
...because there are no interesting single men at this party!	Oh, listen...
come in, come in.	...because there are no interesting single men at this party!
oh, good...	Come in, come in.
...any sister talk?	Mm-mm!
and then, uh, april...huh?	Great.
yeah.	And then, uh, April...huh?
uh, who gets dropped first?	Uh --
yeah.	A lot of works.
that's just --	Look at this.
well, let's do it.	Great.
oh, yeah.	Well, let's do it.
you want to see some?	Oh, yeah.
what are your favorite buildings, david?	You want to see some?
you know, april, people pass by vital structures in this city all the time, and they never take the time to appreciate them.  i get the feeling you tune in to your environment.	Oh--
are you really interested?	Yeah.
wha--  what kind of things do you build?	Are you really interested?
hi.	Oh.
and the quail is responsible for the quail eggs.	Well, let's hope so.
uh, no, the shrimp puffs are holly's.  i do the, uh, crpes caviar.	And the quail is responsible for the quail eggs.
i know.  you're an actress with a great flair for shrimp puffs.	Uh, no, the shrimp puffs are Holly's.  I do the, uh, crpes caviar.
we need more bread and some baked lasa--  uh, lasagne.  hi.	I know.  You're an actress with a great flair for shrimp puffs.
gee, um...  i...i don't know what to say.	Look, it's just an evening at the opera.  Did I, I-I do wrong in accepting?
i know.  i said that, but...  he said it was something he really felt like doing.	Gee, um...  I...I don't know what to say.
but i'm seeing him.	I know.  I said that, but...  he said it was something he really felt like doing.
well, i-i-i didn't know what to say. first i said no, but then, he pressed it.  he said, uh, he'd taken you once and he really wanted to invite me.	But I'm seeing him.
and you, you-you're going?	Well, I-I-I didn't know what to say. First I said no, but then, he pressed it.  He said, uh, he'd taken you once and he really wanted to invite me.
he wants to take me to see rigoletto.	And you, you-you're going?
i, uh, i'm very surprised.	He wants to take me to see Rigoletto.
no, he called late last night.	I, uh, I'm very surprised.
you're joking.	No, he called late last night.
uh, david called me last night, and he wants to take me to the opera.  i didn't know what to say.	You're joking.
what?	Uh, David called me last night, and he wants to take me to the opera.  I didn't know what to say.
oh, uh, listen, david called me up.	What?
yeah, we have mr. morris levine's eightieth birthday party on riverside drive...or riverside memorial chapel, depending on his health.	Oh, uh, listen, David called me up.
oh, i'm just glad we have a catering job this week.  i'm real low on money.	Yeah, we have Mr. Morris Levine's eightieth birthday party on Riverside Drive...or Riverside Memorial Chapel, depending on his health.
i'm telling you, you sounded great. you, uh, you may be surprised.	Oh, I'm just glad we have a catering job this week.  I'm real low on money.
well, sometimes, some, uh...	I mean, it's jammed.  If we went... um...
uh...	If...well, if we took the, if we took Fifth, then-then-then we'd get to your house first, yeah?
well, wait.  you know what?  i know.	Uh...
it depends on what way you want to go.	Well, wait.  You know what?  I know.
uh...	It depends on what way you want to go.
yeah, i, we both live downtown.	Uh...
well, i live downtown.	Yeah, I, we both live downtown.
oh, geez, yeah.	Okay.
well...we have seen a lot of stuff today, though.	Yeah.
...a monstrosity!  who would do that?	It's really terrible.
that's disgusting!	...a monstrosity!  Who would do that?
yeah.	It feels like you're in France.
it's french, though.  it really is.	Yeah.
right.	It's almost...almost, uhhh, entirely wholly interdependent, if you know what I mean.  I-I... I can't put it into words.  The important thing is-is-is it-it breathes.
uh-- april  i-i-it has an o-organic quality, you know.	Right.
oh, is that what it is?	Uh-- APRIL  I-i-it has an o-organic quality, you know.
oh!	Oh, is that what it is?
wow, it's the red one?	Oh, it's magnificent!
we're a big hit.	Oh, in this we're a big hit. Yesterday I auditioned for Come Back Little Sheba.  That, I wasn't such a big hit.
hannah will invite some men over who don't look like ichabod crane.	Mmm.
no, really, we mustn't get discouraged.	Hannah will invite some men over who don't look like Ichabod Crane.
no, really, i really like him a lot.	No, really, we mustn't get discouraged.
i know.  it's terrible!	I mean, I've looked everywhere.
okay, norman, listen, i really want to talk about this at home.  i think it's a matter for your analyst...and mine.	And maybe my lawyer.
i gave blood before and, uh... clothing to the poor.	Okay, Norman, listen, I really want to talk about this at home.  I think it's a matter for your analyst...and mine.
hmm?	Do you remember that summer in France?  Hannah, you had jet lag for six straight weeks.
right.	Hmm?
we got that idea on that trip to paris.	Right.
yeah, it was funny, it was very funny.  but the show was about the two frenchmen, now that was funny and it was warm.	We got that idea on that trip to Paris.
mm-hm.	Yeah, it was funny, it was very funny.  But the show was about the two Frenchmen, now that was funny and it was warm.
oh, that was a wonderful show.  i think that's the best show you two ever wrote.	No, the funniest show that Mickey and I ever did was the one we won the Emmy for.
well, i-i guess if you live in chelsea, that's probably first.	Oh, okay.
yes.	Well, I-I guess if you live in Chelsea, that's probably first.
y-you live in chelsea, don't you?	Yes.
we could...we could do that.	Right.  Yeah, but Fifth is so jammed, isn't it?
oh, gee, i don't know.  um...	Well...
maybe we should start thinking about going home, huh?	Fast.
yeah.	Maybe we should start thinking about going home, huh?
and it ruins everything else.	It does.
it's really sad.	And it ruins everything else.
yeah.	They fit right in together.  And your eye goes along, lulled into complacency, and then...
and it's got a handsome partner sitting right beside it.	Yeah.
yes.	...and open the French doors and go on the balcony --
oh, it's just so romantic.  i just want to put on a long gown...	Yes.
uh-huh.	And in the material. That's...that's unpolished red granite.
the design's deliberately noncontextural.  but i wanted to... keep the atmosphere of the street, you know, and the proportions.	Uh-huh.
it's terrific!	The design's deliberately noncontextural.  But I wanted to... keep the atmosphere of the street, you know, and the proportions.
yeah.	It's terrific!
yeah.	What time do you get off?
oh, what, what do you do?	I'm an architect.
we saw, um, pavarotti, eh, uh, in ernani at the met, and i cried...	I cry at the opera.
now i'm going to tell you the truth. i really came in here because i was bored stiff by the party.	What makes you think we're more interesting?
yeah, we're the stanislavski catering company.	Now I'm going to tell you the truth. I really came in here because I was bored stiff by the party.
you're holly.	Yeah, we're the Stanislavski Catering Company.
here, i stole you a couple of extra clams.	Ah! HOLLY  Now.
really?  is the food that bad?	Oh no.  Not at all.
is this your first job?	Really?  Is the food that bad?
we're actresses.	Is this your first job?
listen, you guys are too attractive to be caterers.  something's wrong.	We're actresses.
really?  how flattering!  did you try the shrimp puffs?	Listen, you guys are too attractive to be caterers.  Something's wrong.
i can't resist.	Really?  How flattering!  Did you try the shrimp puffs?
only a few.  a few.  do you like 'em?	I can't resist.
excuse me, are there any more claims?	Only a few.  A few.  Do you like 'em?
like what?	It's nothing.  Will you trust me?
you know, there's no reason for panic.  i just want to rule out some things.	Like what?
well, if it's nothing, then why do i have to go into the hospital at all?  i mean, uh, i hear perfectly fine, so i'm, so i'm a little weak on the, on the high decibels.  so i, you know, i won't go to the opera.	You know, there's no reason for panic.  I just want to rule out some things.
now, don't get alarmed.  these are just more sophisticated audiometry tests than i can run here.  i mean, it's, it's nothing.	Well, if it's nothing, then why do I have to go into the hospital at all?  I mean, uh, I hear perfectly fine, so I'm, so I'm a little weak on the, on the high decibels.  So I, you know, I won't go to the opera.
the hospital?  what kind of tests?	Now, don't get alarmed.  These are just more sophisticated audiometry tests than I can run here.  I mean, it's, it's nothing.
what i'd like to do, is to make an appointment for you at the hospital. i'd like to have them run some tests.	The hospital?  What kind of tests?
yes, is it, is it, uh, healthier to have problems in both ears?	What I'd like to do, is to make an appointment for you at the hospital. I'd like to have them run some tests.
and it's just in one ear?	Yes, is it, is it, uh, healthier to have problems in both ears?
yes, now-now that you mention it, uh, i-i-i have, uh, buzzing and also ringing.  ringing and buzzing. um, am i going deaf, or something?	And it's just in one ear?
you've had some dizzy spells.  what about ringing and buzzing? have you, uh, noticed any of that?	Yes, now-now that you mention it, uh, I-I-I have, uh, buzzing and also ringing.  Ringing and buzzing. Um, am I going deaf, or something?
oh, uh, about a month ago.  wha- what do i have?	You've had some dizzy spells.  What about ringing and buzzing? Have you, uh, noticed any of that?
when did you first notice this?	Oh, uh, about a month ago.  Wha- what do I have?
i always, i-i always imagine that i have things.	When did you first notice this?
no, i-i've been perfectly healthy. you know me.	I always, I-I always imagine that I have things.
have you been exposed to a loud noise recently, or did you have a virus?	No, I-I've been perfectly healthy. You know me.
really?!	Have you been exposed to a loud noise recently, or did you have a virus?
well, i'm sorry to say you have had a significant drop in the high- decibel range of your right ear.	Really?!
let's take a look.	Well, I'm sorry to say you have had a significant drop in the high- decibel range of your right ear.
now i ca-can't remember.	Let's take a look.
yes, a little dizziness, and i think, i think i'm developing a hearing loss in my right ear  ...or my left ear, my, my left...oh, n-n-n-no.  no, i'm sorry.  it was my right, my right, my right or my left ear.	Now I ca-can't remember.
you mentioned on the phone that you'd had some dizziness.	Yes, a little dizziness, and I think, I think I'm developing a hearing loss in my right ear  ...or my left ear, my, my left...oh, n-n-n-no.  No, I'm sorry.  It was my right, my right, my right or my left ear.
well, this guy's the real hypochondriac of the family.  i mean, he's, you know, he's--	You mentioned on the phone that you'd had some dizziness.
...and, uh, he complained of chest pains.	Well, this guy's the real hypochondriac of the family.  I mean, he's, you know, he's--
mm-hm.	...and, uh, he complained of chest pains.
you know, i saw your father this week about his sinus...	Mm-hm.
so, so, but it was when i was younger, so--	You know, I saw your father this week about his sinus...
so what's the, uh, problem this time?	This time I really think I have something.
now, look, you-you-you go on ahead.	Are you okay?  You look-- You're sweatin'. ELLIOT  Yeah.  Yeah, I just-just need so- some-some fresh air.  It's probably something I ate.  I'll-I'll walk. You go ahead.
it's not that big a deal.  we just didn't hit it off.	Now, look, you-you-you go on ahead.
look i-i-i'll be okay.  i'll be okay.	It's not that big a deal.  We just didn't hit it off.
what a weirdo that guy is!  paranoid.  what's the matter with you?	Look I-I-I'll be okay.  I'll be okay.
i told him about your work, and he's very excited.	Yeah, I got an Andy Warhol.  And I got a Frank Stella, too.  Oh, it's very beautiful.  Big, weird...you know.  If you stare at that Stella too long, the colors just seem to float. It's kinda weird.
how ya doin', man?	I told him about your work, and he's very excited.
dusty's just bought a huge house in southampton and he's in the process of decorating it.	Yeah.  It's kind of a weird place, actually.  A lotta wall space.
yeah.  some of them...yeah, some of them are very big.	'Cause I got a lot of wall space there.
well, are...are they big?	Yeah.  Some of them...yeah, some of them are very big.
frederick's done this whole new series that i'm sure you would really love.	Well, are...are they big?
i got a lot more to learn, though. i really wasn't into art when i was a kid.	Uh-huh.
yeah?	I got a lot more to learn, though. I really wasn't into art when I was a kid.
are you excited about becoming a collector? dusty yeah.	Yeah?
hi, dusty.	Hi.
we--	...cannot go on the air.
yes, but you name names.	We nev-- We don't name names!  We say the Pope.
read the papers!  half the country's doing it!	Yes, but you name names.
...with the affiliates.	Read the papers!  Half the country's doing it!
could you--	...with the affiliates.
child molestation is a touchy subject...	Could you--
okay.  why, all of a sudden, is the sketch dirty?	Child molestation is a touchy subject...
ed smythe, yes.	Okay.  Why, all of a sudden, is the sketch dirty?
you--  standards and practices?	Ed Smythe, yes.
lee...	Ah, it's over!  Elliot, I mean it. It's over!
i care a great deal about him, yes.	Lee...
and you're in love overnight?	I care a great deal about him, yes.
yeah, but we-we made so many plans.	Yeah.  Uh, well, sure we did.  An- an-and in a way you led me on, because I truly believed you were unhappy with Hannah.  Otherwise, I would never have let myself be drawn in.  I was very weak.  So were you.  Now I've met someone else.
it's been nearly a year since our first time and you're still married to my sister, which...i now realize is fine because you're probably much more in love with her than you know.	Yeah, but we-we made so many plans.
but it hasn't been forever.	It's been nearly a year since our first time and you're still married to my sister, which...I now realize is fine because you're probably much more in love with her than you know.
i've got to be honest with you.  i met someone else.  i've met someone else.  i...i told you i wasn't going to wait forever.	But it hasn't been forever.
if-if-if you can believe i have such feelings for you!	I've got to be honest with you.  I met someone else.  I've met someone else.  I...I told you I wasn't going to wait forever.
look, i'm just as much at fault.	If-if-if you can believe I have such feelings for you!
uh...  i-i-i know.  i deserve this.	Look, I'm just as much at fault.
it's over, elliot.  i don't know how to make it any clearer.  it's over.  i can't see you anymore.	Uh...  I-I-I know.  I deserve this.
is something wrong?	Oh, not here.  There are too many people around.
no.	Is something wrong?
you've been very cold to me tonight.	No.
yes, she's, she's very warm, but, but it-it's me that wants to be giving to you.  i-i-i want to do things for you.  hannah doesn't need me as much.  i'm being presumptuous.  not that you need me.	I want you to take care of me... And I love when you do things to me.
i know she must be a really passionate person.	Yes, she's, she's very warm, but, but it-it's me that wants to be giving to you.  I-I-I want to do things for you.  Hannah doesn't need me as much.  I'm being presumptuous.  Not that you need me.
oh, all the time.	I know she must be a really passionate person.
you really do have those thoughts, don't you?	Oh, all the time.
oh, my god.	You really do have those thoughts, don't you?
i was so worried i wouldn't compare with hannah.	Oh, my God.
i don't want anyone else ever to have you.	I was so worried I wouldn't compare with Hannah.
that was just perfect.  you've ruined me for anyone else.	I don't want anyone else ever to have you.
i know it isn't.	That was just perfect.  You've ruined me for anyone else.
this is not an easy situation.	I know it isn't.
i-i couldn't think where to invite you without taking risks.	I promised myself I wouldn't let this happen till you were living alone.  I was so torn when you called.
i didn't sleep all night.	No, no-no-no, I'm sure.
lee... uh...	I didn't sleep all night.
i almost didn't.	Lee... uh...
i thought you weren't coming.	I almost didn't.
your guilt is because you feel the same.	Oh, please, I have to go.  I have to get my teeth cleaned.
oh, elliot, please!  i can't be a party to this!  i'm suddenly wracked with guilt just standing her talking to you on the street!	Your guilt is because you feel the same.
yes, but you, you do care about me.	Oh, Elliot, please!  I can't be a party to this!  I'm suddenly wracked with guilt just standing her talking to you on the street!
look, don't do anything on my behalf.  i live with frederick, and hannah and i are close.	Yes, but you, you do care about me.
o-o-o-okay, lee.  okay, okay.  you, you, y-you've said enough.  it's my responsibility now.  i will work things out.	Look, don't do anything on my behalf.  I live with Frederick, and Hannah and I are close.
yes!  but i...i have certain feelings for you, but don't make me say anything more, all right?	O-o-o-okay, Lee.  Okay, okay.  You, you, y-you've said enough.  It's my responsibility now.  I will work things out.
w-well, please be candid.  i, i-i don't want you to feel bad.	Yes!  But I...I have certain feelings for you, but don't make me say anything more, all right?
i can't say anything!	W-well, please be candid.  I, I-I don't want you to feel bad.
but-but, but how about you?  do you, do you share any of my feelings? or is this just an unpleasant embarrassment to you?	I can't say anything!
poor hannah.	But-but, but how about you?  Do you, do you share any of my feelings? Or is this just an unpleasant embarrassment to you?
tch, no!  we were, we were both going in different directions.	Poor Hannah.
but not over me?	Tch, no!  We were, we were both going in different directions.
tch, w-well, for a million reasons.	But not over me?
why?	Tch, w-well, for a million reasons.
oh, no, no, no.  it, uh, it-it-it- it was i-inevitable that hannah and i part, anyway.	Why?
oh, i can't be the cause of anything between you and hannah.  i jus--	Oh, no, no, no.  It, uh, it-it-it- it was i-inevitable that Hannah and I part, anyway.
oh, no, no.  well, yes!  i love you.	Oh, I can't be the cause of anything between you and Hannah.  I jus--
not because of me, i hope.	Oh, no, no.  Well, yes!  I love you.
wh--, it-it-it-it, it's so sad. she's crazy about me, but somewhere on the, along the line, i've fallen out of love with her.	Not because of me, I hope.
wh-- she's never said anything, and we're very close.  she'd tell me such a thing.	Wh--, it-it-it-it, it's so sad. She's crazy about me, but somewhere on the, along the line, I've fallen out of love with her.
hannah and i are in the last stages.	Wh-- She's never said anything, and we're very close.  She'd tell me such a thing.
what do you expect me to say?	Hannah and I are in the last stages.
i know!  i-i-i-i, i realize.	What do you expect me to say?
why, you know the situation.	I know!  I-I-I-I, I realize.
i-i, i'm sorry.  i know it's terrible.	Why, you know the situation.
oh, don't say those words!	I-I, I'm sorry.  I know it's terrible.
wh--, uh, i know, i know but, i am in love with you.	Oh, don't say those words!
well, how do you expect me to react to such a thing?	Wh--, uh, I know, I know but, I am in love with you.
i, i must apologize.  i-i'm, i-i'm sorry.  i'm so mixed up.	Well, how do you expect me to react to such a thing?
i was looking for you.	I, I must apologize.  I-I'm, I-I'm sorry.  I'm so mixed up.
elliot!	I have been in love with you for so long.
i...i'm-i'm-i'm-i'm sorry.  i have to talk to you for... there's so much that i want to tell you.	Elliot!
what are you doing?!	I...I'm-I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.  I have to talk to you for... There's so much that I want to tell you.
oh!	What are you doing?!
lee!  lee!  lee, i'm in love with you.	Oh!
elliot!  don't!	Lee!  Lee!  Lee, I'm in love with you.
did you ever read this one--?	Elliot!  Don't!
and be ready to make light of the offer if she's unresponsive.  this has to be done very skillfully, very diplomatically.	Did you ever read this one--?
did you ever get around to the poem on page a hundred and twelve?	Yes, it made me cry  it was so beautiful...so romantic.
oh, right.	Did you ever get around to the poem on page a hundred and twelve?
they have a very large gay clientele, you know, where i get my teeth cleaned, and...all the hygienists now wear gloves because they're afraid of aids.	Oh, right.
yes, he's just adorable.	They have a very large gay clientele, you know, where I get my teeth cleaned, and...all the hygienists now wear gloves because they're afraid of AIDS.
uh...did you ever get around to e.e. cummings?	Yes, he's just adorable.
i know this.  bach.  f minor concerto.  it's one of my favorites.	Uh...did you ever get around to e.e. cummings?
isn't that beautiful?	I know this.  Bach.  F Minor Concerto.  It's one of my favorites.
oh, that's nice.  i'd love to see her wind up settled.  she's a tense one.	Isn't that beautiful?
oh, and holly met a wonderful man who loves opera.  an architect.	Oh, that's nice.  I'd love to see her wind up settled.  She's a tense one.
oh, i would love to hear it.	Oh, and Holly met a wonderful man who loves opera.  An architect.
yeah.	Oh, I would love to hear it.
oh, you-you have that one?	Yeah.
he's got like six gold records.	Oh, speaking of records...I bought that Mozart Trio you recommended...
oh.	He's got like six gold records.
yes.  this kid, he's earned a trillion dollars.	Oh.
oh, yeah, that's really nice of you.	Yes.  This kid, he's earned a trillion dollars.
i figured i'd get, uh, frederick and dusty together.	Oh, yeah, that's really nice of you.
oh, that's nice.	I figured I'd get, uh, Frederick and Dusty together.
i have to get my teeth cleaned this week.	Oh, that's nice.
but i go nuts.  it's a conflict.	I have to get my teeth cleaned this week.
oh, yeah.	But I go nuts.  It's a conflict.
yeah, she loves to go out in the woods.	Oh, yeah.
oh, you know...i talked to hannah this morning on the phone, and she said that you two might be going to the country for the weekend.	Yeah, she loves to go out in the woods.
how's everything?	Oh, you know...I talked to Hannah this morning on the phone, and she said that you two might be going to the country for the weekend.
bye.	Bye.
page a hundred and twelve.	Bye.
well, yeah, yeah.  you'd love it. it's really entertaining.  you'd have a good time.  i know you would.	And, uh, d-don't forget the poem on page a hundred and twelve.  It reminded me of you.
thanks for showing me the bookstore. perhaps you could, uh, take me to an aa meeting sometime.  uh...uh, i'd love to see what goes on.	Well, yeah, yeah.  You'd love it. It's really entertaining.  You'd have a good time.  I know you would.
well, thanks a lot.	Thanks for showing me the bookstore. Perhaps you could, uh, take me to an AA meeting sometime.  Uh...uh, I'd love to see what goes on.
and-and maybe, um...maybe we could discuss it sometime.	Well, thanks a lot.
well, sure.	And-and maybe, um...maybe we could discuss it sometime.
yes, i'd...i-i-i'd love, i'd love to get you this.	Well, sure.
uh, uh, this is great.  i mean, i love e.e. cummings, but i can't let you get this.	Yes, I'd...I-I-I'd love, I'd love to get you this.
i-i read a poem of you and thought of his last week.  a poem of  his and thought of you last--  you'll be fine, though.  lee walks over to elliot in the center aisle.  she looks at the book.	Uh, uh, this is great.  I mean, I love e.e. cummings, but I can't let you get this.
no, i don't think so.	I-I read a poem of you and thought of his last week.  A poem of  his and thought of you last--  You'll be fine, though.  Lee walks over to Elliot in the center aisle.  She looks at the book.
oh, oh, yes.  i-i-i-'d like to, uh, uh, very much.	No, I don't think so.
oh, no, i can't let you get me that. that's too much.	Oh, oh, yes.  I-I-I-'d like to, uh, uh, very much.
e.e. cummings.  i'd like to get you this.	Oh, no, I can't let you get me that. That's too much.
oh, yes.  who doesn't?  look!	e.e. cummings.  I'd like to get you this.
fine.  oh, we went to the caravaggio exhibition at the met.  it's such a treat to go through a museum with frederick.  i mean...you learn so much.  do you like caravaggio?	Oh, yes.  Who doesn't?  Look!
how-how's frederick?	Fine.  Oh, we went to the Caravaggio exhibition at the Met.  It's such a treat to go through a museum with Frederick.  I mean...you learn so much.  Do you like Caravaggio?
i'm...all right.	How-how's Frederick?
yeah.  how are you?	I'm...all right.
everything's okay?	Yeah.  How are you?
yes.	Everything's okay?
yes?	Yes.
uh, yes!	Yes?
no?	Uh, yes!
no!  no...	No?
you seem tense.  is everything all right?  you feel okay?	No!  No...
no, no.  i-i-i understand completely. no problem.  y-you're busy.  i-i-i...	You seem tense.  Is everything all right?  You feel okay?
no, i don't have time.	No, no.  I-I-I understand completely. No problem.  Y-you're busy.  I-I-I...
unless, of course, if-if you had some time, i mean, we could get some coffee.	No, I don't have time.
well, you sure picked the right place.  i mean, you can stay here all afternoon, not buy anything and just read.	Unless, of course, if-if you had some time, I mean, we could get some coffee.
oh, book?  oh, no, i...  i'm killing time.  i...i-i just, uh, w-want to browse, uh...	Well, you sure picked the right place.  I mean, you can stay here all afternoon, not buy anything and just read.
yes, it's-it's wonderful.	What book did you want to buy? ELLIOT  What?  Book?
isn't this great?  they have everything here.	Yes, it's-it's wonderful.
well, i-if-if you have some free time...	Yeah, sure.
yeah, you would.	Well, i-if-if you have some free time...
yes?	Yeah, you would.
yes? lee  a couple of blocks from here.  if you don't know about it, you should. you'd really love it.	Yes?
don't let me get started on my childhood.  oh, you know what?  there is a bookstore.	Yes? LEE  A couple of blocks from here.  If you don't know about it, you should. You'd really love it.
i think to myself  what problems could she possibly have?	Don't let me get started on my childhood.  Oh, you know what?  There is a bookstore.
oh, god.	I think to myself  what problems could she possibly have?
i'll never understand it.  you're so bright and charming and beautiful.	Oh, God.
yeah, unhappy and fat.  and i still find the meetings very comforting, you know.	I'll never understand it.  You're so bright and charming and beautiful.
oh.  you must have been, uh, very unhappy.	Yeah, unhappy and fat.  And I still find the meetings very comforting, you know.
well, listen, you didn't know me before frederick.  i'd...i'd start with a beer at about ten in the morning, and...go on.	Oh.  You must have been, uh, very unhappy.
oh, i was just going to my aa meeting. elliot oh, my goodness.  well, why do you still go to those?  you never tough alcohol.	Well, listen, you didn't know me before Frederick.  I'd...I'd start with a beer at about ten in the morning, and...go on.
where are you headed?	Oh, I was just going to my AA meeting. ELLIOT Oh, my goodness.  Well, why do you still go to those?  You never tough alcohol.
yes, i do.	Where are you headed?
oh, yes!  you live near here, don't you?	Yes, I do.
oh.  well, i live--	Oh, yes!  You live near here, don't you?
how about you?	Oh.  Well, I live--
ohhhh!	How about you?
well, yes, i'm killing time.  i have a client near here and i...i'm quite early.	Ohhhh!
you're out looking here?	Well, yes, I'm killing time.  I have a client near here and I...I'm quite early.
yes.  yeah, i-i'm kill--	You're out looking here?
oh, what, in this section of town?	Yes.  Yeah, I-I'm kill--
well, i'm-i'm looking for a bookstore.	Oh, what, in this section of town?
what are you doing here?	Well, I'm-I'm looking for a bookstore.
hi.	What are you doing here?
oh, elliot!	Hi.
oh, my goodness!	Oh, Elliot!
yeah.	...ex-husband on the street the other day.
like, uh...?	I don't know exactly.
oh, i don't know.  my unemployment checks are running out.  um, i was thinking of taking some courses at columbia with the last of my savings.	Like, uh...?
really?  so, so, what else?  wh- what are you up to?	Oh, I don't know.  My unemployment checks are running out.  Um, I was thinking of taking some courses at Columbia with the last of my savings.
oh, well, you know frederick.  one of his moods.  although it wasn't a bad week.  he  uh, sold a picture.	Oh, great.
how's frederick?  he didn't come.	Oh, well, you know Frederick.  One of his moods.  Although it wasn't a bad week.  He  uh, sold a picture.
oh, you know, i, i love that book you lent me.  the easter parade? you were right.  it had very special meaning for me.	How's Frederick?  He didn't come.
it's so pitch-black tonight.  i feel lost.	You're not lost.
you matter to me.  completely.	It's hard to be around someone who gives so much and-and needs so little in return!
well, what do you do?  do-do-do you talk to holly, or lee, or what?  do you, do you, do you phone them?	Leave me alone, can you?!
well, maybe i've asked advice once or twice or-or made a joke.	Well, what do you do?  Do-do-do you talk to Holly, or Lee, or what?  Do you, do you, do you phone them?
do you talk to holly or lee behind my back?  do you?  you must.  they- they seem to know so much about us.	Well, maybe I've asked advice once or twice or-or made a joke.
well, what is it then?  what?  eh, what's come between us?  how have i alienated you?	Hannah, my head is throbbing. HANNAH  You never want to talk about it. I-- Every time I bring it up, you- you change the subject.  What is it? Do you-- We're communicating less and less.  You sleep with me less and less.
no.	Well, what is it then?  What?  Eh, what's come between us?  How have I alienated you?
i'm not accusing.  i'm asking.  do you...do you find me too...too giving?  too-too-too competent?  too-too, i don't know, disgustingly perfect or something?	No.
have you been talking to holly or lee about us?  about our-our personal life?	Me?  Of course not. HANNAH There's things Holly wrote about in her script about us that are so...personal they could only have come from you.
no!  but you keep asking these, these awful questions.  my god, it's-it's like you want me to say yes!	What, you, of c-- What are you talking about?  Of course not.  I'd be destroyed!
are you?	No!  But you keep asking these, these awful questions.  My God, it's-it's like you want me to say yes!
what kind of interrogation... su- supposing i said yes?  i-i-i am disenchanted.  i am in love with someone else.	Are you?
well, what?  what, wh-what are you not telling me?	What kind of interrogation... Su- supposing I said yes?  I-I-I am disenchanted.  I am in love with someone else.
my god!  wha-what is this?  the gestapo?  no.	Well, what?  What, wh-what are you not telling me?
are you in love with someone else?	My God!  Wha-what is this?  The Gestapo?  No.
i didn't say that.	Are you in love with someone else?
do you feel, um...are you disenchanted with our marriage?	I didn't say that.
no!	Do you feel, um...are you disenchanted with our marriage?
are you angry with me?	No!
oh, let's not--i, i don't know what the hell i'm talking about.	Are you angry with me?
i-i-i know, but there's got to be some give and take.	Oh, let's not--I, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
yeah, but i...uh--i thought you needed that.  when-when-when we met, you said your life was chaos.	I-I-I know, but there's got to be some give and take.
you know, y-you have some very set plans on how your life should be structured.  a-a house, uh, kids, certain schools, a h--, a home in connecticut.  i-it's all very...preconceived.	Yeah, but I...uh--I thought you needed that.  When-when-when we met, you said your life was chaos.
but what do, what do you--  what's that mean?  w-w-we've been, we've been married for four years. how settled can things get?	You know, y-you have some very set plans on how your life should be structured.  A-a house, uh, kids, certain schools, a h--, a home in Connecticut.  I-it's all very...preconceived.
well...i-i think we should wait till things settle.	But what do, what do you--  what's that mean?  W-w-we've been, we've been married for four years. How settled can things get?
i want one with you.	Well...I-I think we should wait till things settle.
but, you got four children!	I want one with you.
well, tell me.  should i be worried?	But, you got four children!
i don't know.	Well, tell me.  Should I be worried?
why do you say that?  is there something wrong?	I don't know.
because it's the last thing in the world we need right now.	Why do you say that?  Is there something wrong?
why not?	Because it's the last thing in the world we need right now.
well, i-i don't think it's a very good idea.	Why not?
yes, you were.  a-and when i, when i brought up the idea of having a baby, you just, you jumped down my throat.	Well, I-I don't think it's a very good idea.
was i?	Yes, you were.  A-and when I, when I brought up the idea of having a baby, you just, you jumped down my throat.
yes.  i know.  the last few weeks, you haven't been yourself.  and tonight at, tonight at dinner, you, you were kind of curt with me.	Was I?
i don't know.  um...i'm just antsy.	Yes.  I know.  The last few weeks, you haven't been yourself.  And tonight at, tonight at dinner, you, you were kind of curt with me.
are you in a bad mood?	I don't know.  Um...I'm just antsy.
it's so late.	Yeah, I know.  I-I can't believe I forgot.
i've, uh...gotta find, gotta get a phone number in my desk.  i forgot to phone mel kaufman.	It's so late.
where're you going?	I've, uh...gotta find, gotta get a phone number in my desk.  I forgot to phone Mel Kaufman.
you bet.	Holly and April, thanks for helping.
let's go have dinner, shall we?	Mmm.
god, mickey's such a hypochondriac. i wonder how he'd handle it if there was ever anything really wrong with him?	Let's go have dinner, shall we?
i know.	That's where your talent lies.
great idea.	I know.
no, she doesn't, either.  you've got tons as well.	Ohhh, but I've eaten five of these.
she has all the cooking talent.	No, she doesn't, either.  You've got tons as well.
i know!  i know!	She has all the cooking talent.
your sister is an unbelievable cook.	I know!  I know!
aren't they great?	Your sister is an unbelievable cook.
they're fantastic.	Aren't they great?
have you tried these?  these are wonderful.  holly and her friend made them.	They're fantastic.
mm-hm?	Have you tried these?  These are wonderful.  Holly and her friend made them.
oh, mom!	Oh, honey!
i want ice!  who's got some--  oh, there it is.	It's on the table, Dad.
hi, mom.  how you doing?  here, let me get you some coffee.  that's enough of that.  what triggered it?	We were making a commercial down at the mayor's office, and there was this young, good-looking salesman...
always.	Hi, Mom.  How you doing?  Here, let me get you some coffee.  That's enough of that.  What triggered it?
don't make it worse, dad.	Always.
hi.  how's she doing?	I am glad to see you.
yeah.	...just for a second.  So, now I got that out of my system and I can go back to the thing that makes me happiest.
i don't know about that.  oh, no, i just, see, i-i've been very, very lucky.  w-when i had the kids, i decided to stop working and just, you know, devote myself to having the family, and i've been very, very happy  but...i've always secretly hoped that maybe some little gem would come along and tempt me back on the stage...	Yeah.
i am... i did slave all day.	And we drink to her, and we all congratulate her on her wonderful accomplishment during this last year...her great success in A Doll's House!
get his wine away.	This is a toast.  You know this beautiful Thanksgiving dinner was all...
...this is a toast!  this is a toast.	Get his wine away.
i'll either be unconscious or i won't.  if not, i'll deal with it then.  i'm not gonna worry now about what's gonna be when i'm unconscious.	Mom, come out!
how do you know?	Well, it certainly doesn't look promising.
yeah, i know.  but never to exist again!	How do you know?
of what?  i'll be unconscious.	Yeah, I know.  But never to exist again!
i don't understand.  aren't you frightened?	Of what?  I'll be unconscious.
who thinks about such nonsense? now i'm alive.  when i'm dead, i'll be dead.	I don't understand.  Aren't you frightened?
that thought doesn't terrify you?	Who thinks about such nonsense? Now I'm alive.  When I'm dead, I'll be dead.
so?	That thought doesn't terrify you?
oh! 'cause you won't exist!	So?
why should i be afraid?	Oh! 'Cause you won't exist!
but why?  we raised you as a jew.	So, just 'cause I was born that way... You know, I'm old enough to make a mature decision.
i know it sounds funny, but i'm gonna try.	But why?  We raised you as a Jew.
because i got off to a wrong foot with my own thing, you know.  b-b- b-but i need a dramatic change in my life. father  you're gonna believe in jesus christ?	I know it sounds funny, but I'm gonna try.
but catholicism?  why not your own people?	Because I got off to a wrong foot with my own thing, you know.  B-b- b-but I need a dramatic change in my life. FATHER  You're gonna believe in Jesus Christ?
well, because i never thought of god in my life.  now i'm giving it serious thought.	But Catholicism?  Why not your own people?
how can we be happy?	Well, because I never thought of God in my life.  Now I'm giving it serious thought.
i don't understand.  i thought that you would be happy.	How can we be happy?
oh...	Tch, oh, what do you get out of me, anyway?  I mean...  it's not sexual anymore.  It's certainly not intellectual.  I mean, you're so superior to me in every way that--
oh, god, i don't even know what i want.	Oh...
jesus...jesus!	Oh, God, I don't even know what I want.
oh, god, that's too much responsibility for me.  it's not fair!  i want a less complicated life, frederick.  i want a husband, maybe even a child before it's too late.	Jesus...Jesus!
you are, you are my only connection to the world!	Oh, God, that's too much responsibility for me.  It's not fair!  I want a less complicated life, Frederick.  I want a husband, maybe even a child before it's too late.
it doesn't make a difference!  i have to move out!	You are, you are my only connection to the world!
but who?  where did you meet him?	It doesn't make a difference!  I have to move out!
what's the difference?!  it's just somebody i met!	But who?  Where did you meet him?
who is it?	What's the difference?!  It's just somebody I met!
but you, god, you knew that was going to happen sooner or later.  i can't live like this!	Who is it?
yeah.	But you, God, you knew that was going to happen sooner or later.  I can't live like this!
so you met somebody else?	Yeah.
i'm saying it now!	So you met somebody else?
oh, couldn't you say something? you have to slither around behind my back!	I'm saying it now!
i'm sorry.	Oh, couldn't you say something? You have to slither around behind my back!
oh, christ!  what's wrong with you?!	I'm sorry.
you've been with someone!	Stop accusing me!
no.	You've been with someone!
oh, yes, you have!	No.
no.	Oh, yes, you have!
oh...lee, you are my whole world.  good god!  have you been kissed tonight?!	No.
well, maybe it'll only be temporary, but i ha--i have to try.	Oh...Lee, you are my whole world.  Good God!  Have you been kissed tonight?!
tch, oh.  i always told you you would leave me.  but...does it have to be now?	Well, maybe it'll only be temporary, but I ha--I have to try.
i don't know.  i thought, maybe i'd move in with my parents for a while.	Tch, oh.  I always told you you would leave me.  But...does it have to be now?
what are you going to use for money?!	I don't know.  I thought, maybe I'd move in with my parents for a while.
because i have to!	What are you going to use for money?!
why?	Because I have to!
yes, we're going to have this conversation again.  i...i have to leave.  i have to move out.	Why?
oh!  are we going to have this conversation again?	Yes, we're going to have this conversation again.  I...I have to leave.  I have to move out.
oh, you know what.  i'm suffocating!	Oh!  Are we going to have this conversation again?
like what?	Oh, you know what.  I'm suffocating!
i'm not your pupil.  i was, but i'm not.	When you leave the nest, I just want you to be ready to face the real world.
i'm just trying to complete an education i started on you five years ago.	I'm not your pupil.  I was, but I'm not.
i can't take this anymore.	I'm just trying to complete an education I started on you five years ago.
you know, you've been very nervous lately.	I can't take this anymore.
lucy and i kept talking, and i didn't realize how late it had gotten.	You missed a very dull TV show about Auschwitz.  More gruesome film clips...and more puzzled intellectuals declaring their mystification over the systematic murder of millions.
what's the problem?	I'm not interested in what your interior decorator would think, okay?!
i don't sell my work by the yard!	Oh, Frederick!
big.  frederick, show him the oils.	They're in the basement.
...or films you must see or...	Oh, no, no, no.  He's my sister's husband.  And I think if you gave him half a chance, you'd like him. He's very intelligent.
elliot lusts after you.	Based on what?  You never even see him.
yeah.	Elliot lusts after you.
me?	Yeah.
because he likes you.	Me?
mmm  you never know.  they might.  he's just trying to do the nice thing.	Because he likes you.
mm-hm.	Have I really taught you everything I have to give?  I don't think so.
well, there was a time  when you were very happy to be only with me.  you wanted to learn everything about poetry, about music.	Mm-hm.
...you're such a puzzle.  so sweet with me and so...contemptuous of everyone else.	Well, there was a time  when you were very happy to be only with me.  You wanted to learn everything about poetry, about music.
hmm?	...you're such a puzzle.  So sweet with me and so...contemptuous of everyone else.
mmm...	Hmm?
isn't it enough that i can love you?	Mmm...
you're not going to abuse them. they're all so sweet.	Lee...  you are the only person I can be with...who I really look forward to being with.
i'm going through a period of my life where i just can't be around people.  i didn't want to wind up abusing anyone.	You're not going to abuse them. They're all so sweet.
god!  and why didn't you come tonight? we all had a terrific time.  i really think you would have enjoyed yourself.	I'm going through a period of my life where I just can't be around people.  I didn't want to wind up abusing anyone.
mmm, what am i gonna do with you?	God!  And why didn't you come tonight? We all had a terrific time.  I really think you would have enjoyed yourself.
absolutely.	Mmm, what am I gonna do with you?
are you sure?	Absolutely.
no, nothing.	Are you sure?
how about something to eat?	No, nothing.
no, thank you.	How about something to eat?
want some coffee or tea?	No, thank you.
maybe you need a few weeks in bermuda, or something.  or go to a whorehouse!  no?	I can't stay on this show.  I gotta get some answers.  Otherwise  I'm telling you, I'm going to do something drastic.
listen, kid, i think you snapped your cap.	Maybe you need a few weeks in Bermuda, or something.  Or go to a whorehouse!  No?
yes!	Listen, kid, I think you snapped your cap.
i know, i know, and your hamster.	Yes!
...you know it, it just takes the pleasure out of everything.  i mean, you're gonna die, i'm gonna die, the audience is gonna die, the network's gonna-- the sponsor. everything!	I know, I know, and your hamster.
yes, but doesn't that ruin everything for you?  that makes everything...	...you know it, it just takes the pleasure out of everything.  I mean, you're gonna die, I'm gonna die, the audience is gonna die, the network's gonna-- The sponsor. Everything!
tch, well, you know, eventually it, it is going to happen to all of us.	Yes, but doesn't that ruin everything for you?  That makes everything...
i went into a store, i bought a rifle.  i was gonna... you know, if they told me that i had a tumor, i was going to kill myself.  the only thing that mighta stopped me, might've, is my parents would be devastated.  i would, i woulda had to shoot them, also, first.  and then, i have an aunt and uncle, i would have... you know, it would have been a bloodbath.	Tch, well, you know, eventually it, it is going to happen to all of us.
no.	I went into a store, I bought a rifle.  I was gonna... You know, if they told me that I had a tumor, I was going to kill myself.  The only thing that mighta stopped me, might've, is my parents would be devastated.  I would, I woulda had to shoot them, also, first.  And then, I have an aunt and uncle, I would have... You know, it would have been a bloodbath.
a week ago, i bought a rifle.	No.
yes, please.	A week ago, I bought a rifle.
can i tell you something?  can i tell you a secret?	Yes, please.
yeah.  what?	Can I tell you something?  Can I tell you a secret?
you're just realizing this now?	Well, I don't realize it now, I know it all the time, but, but I managed to stick it in the back of my mind...
no, i'm not dying now, but, but  you know, when i ran out of the hospital, i, i was so thrilled because they told me i was going to be all right.  and i'm running down the street, and suddenly i stop, 'cause it hit me, all right, so, you know, i'm not going to go today. i'm okay.  i'm not going to go tomorrow.  but eventually, i'm going to be in that position.	You're just realizing this now?
yeah...but you're not dying!	No, I'm not dying now, but, but  you know, when I ran out of the hospital, I, I was so thrilled because they told me I was going to be all right.  And I'm running down the street, and suddenly I stop, 'cause it hit me, all right, so, you know, I'm not going to go today. I'm okay.  I'm not going to go tomorrow.  But eventually, I'm going to be in that position.
can you understand how meaningless everything is?  everything!  i'm talking about nnnn--our lives, the show...the whole world, it's meaningless.	Yeah...but you're not dying!
mickey, you're off the hook.  you should be celebrating.	Can you understand how meaningless everything is?  Everything!  I'm talking about nnnn--our lives, the show...the whole world, it's meaningless.
do you realize what a thread we're all hanging by?	Mickey, you're off the hook.  You should be celebrating.
eh, you were miserable this morning! we got bad reviews, terrible ratings, the sponsors are furious...	No, I was happy, but I just didn't realize I was happy.
it was on your shirt!	I--How was I to know?!  Everyone was pointing back here.
naturally, i, i--do you know i--the sudden appearance of a black spot on my back!	It was on your shirt!
two months ago, you thought you had a malignant melanoma.	Naturally, I, I--Do you know I--The sudden appearance of a black spot on my back!
you--i got the classic symptoms of a brain tumor!	Two months ago, you thought you had a malignant melanoma.
but you don't have any symptoms!	You--I got the classic symptoms of a brain tumor!
don't say that!  i don't want to hear that word!  don't mention that while i'm in the building.	But you don't have any symptoms!
i don't know.  cancer, i--	Don't say that!  I don't want to hear that word!  Don't mention that while I'm in the building.
like what?!  what?	I don't know.  Cancer, I--
well, he has to rule out certain things.	Like what?!  What?
if there's nothing wrong with me  then why does he want me to come back for tests?!	Well, he has to rule out certain things.
but there's nothing wrong with you.	If there's nothing wrong with me  then why does he want me to come back for tests?!
i can't keep my mind on the show.	But there's nothing wrong with you.
mickey, come on, we got a show to do!	I can't keep my mind on the show.
oh, god!  do you hear a buzzing?  is there a buzzing?	Mickey, come on, we got a show to do!
but not you.	Oh, God!  Do you hear a buzzing?  Is there a buzzing?
you don't have a brain tumor.  he didn't say you had a brain tumor. mickey  no, naturally  they're not gonna tell you, because, well, you know, th--, sometimes the weaker ones will panic if you tell 'em.	But not you.
hello?	Like--
n-n-no, not that.	Hello?
oh, jesus!	Ron...Ronny, you know you do have to go on in twenty-five minutes.
look at this guy.	Yeah?
in-in-in-instead of the child molestation sketch, why don't we repeat the cardinal spellman ronald reagan homosexual dance number?	No--
you know...	In-in-in-instead of the child molestation sketch, why don't we repeat the Cardinal Spellman Ronald Reagan homosexual dance number?
mickey, mickey, listen, listen.	You know...
i know, she...she really writes good dialogue.	Yeah.  I'll get some ice.
hey, hannah, did you read that last thing holly wrote?  it was great. she's really developed.	I know, she...she really writes good dialogue.
yeah?	I think we need to eat.
i'm-i'm okay.  yeah, i-i-i, you know, i...i'm just, um, i got dizzy all of a sudden.  i'm-i'm...i have a headache.	Yeah?
what's the matter?  what's the matter with you?  you look pale.  you okay?	I'm-I'm okay.  Yeah, I-I-I, you know, I...I'm just, um, I got dizzy all of a sudden.  I'm-I'm...I have a headache.
oh, now--	She's going through a really rough time right now.
oh, will you stop attacking hannah?!	Oh, now--
what do--?  you're being ridiculous.	You are, Holly.  Stop it.
i mean, i don't know, he's seeing someone else or something, but...	Oh, no!  I mean, everyone thinks things like that.
like what?	I mean, I don't know, he's seeing someone else or something, but...
i've been trying to talk to him about it.  he says everything's fine, but i don't know. automatically, you know, i leap to the worst conclusions.	Like what?
oh...	I've been trying to talk to him about it.  He says everything's fine, but I don't know. Automatically, you know, I leap to the worst conclusions.
yeah.  i-i don't know what's wrong with him.  he's just...kind of distant and difficult.	Oh...
really?	Yeah.  I-I don't know what's wrong with him.  He's just...kind of distant and difficult.
oh, he's fine.  he's-he's, i guess he's fine.  i don't know.  he's been kinda moody lately, the last few months.	Really?
y-yeah.	Oh, he's fine.  He's-he's, I guess he's fine.  I don't know.  He's been kinda moody lately, the last few months.
you know, how's everything?  you doing okay?  how's frederick?  i mean, elliot.	Y-yeah.
i'm okay.	You know, how's everything?  You doing okay?  How's Frederick?  I mean, Elliot.
how are you?	I'm okay.
i can't believe elliot and i can't think of someone nice for you to go out with, you know--	How are you?
no.	I can't believe Elliot and I can't think of someone nice for you to go out with, you know--
do you miss frederick?	No.
oh, me, i'm okay.	Do you miss Frederick?
so how are you?	Oh, me, I'm okay.
oh, hannah, she's-she's just embarrassed in front of you, that's all.	So how are you?
...'cause every time i try to be helpful, you know, sh-she gets so defensive.	Oh, Hannah, she's-she's just embarrassed in front of you, that's all.
why?	...'cause every time I try to be helpful, you know, sh-she gets so defensive.
i hope you tell her it was your idea...	Why?
hi.  she's auditioning for a television commercial.  she said she's gonna be a little late.	Oh, yeah?  How's she doing?
hi.  where's holly?	Hi.  She's auditioning for a television commercial.  She said she's gonna be a little late.
oh, yeah?	He was, he's just as crazy as ever. He was on his way to get a blood test.
doesn't she look pretty?	I bumped into your...
come on.	Doesn't she look pretty?
you look so beautiful.	Come on.
oh, great.	You look so beautiful.
oh, i don-- ask elliot for that. uh, he's got them somewhere.	Okay.
i think they're fantastic.	You've outdone yourself.
aah... hey, have you tried holly and her friend's shrimp puffs?	I think they're fantastic.
um, i-i didn't really want to, you know, go to a sperm bank or something, have some anonymous donor.  i-i just, you know, i-i-i wouldn't want that.	Right.  We felt that if we were gonna do it, that we would like somebody who we knew and who we liked and who was warm and bright and...
hannah and i...can't have any children.  now i-i-i don't want to get into whose fault it--  it's my fault that we can't and- and-and the details are too embarrassing to--	W-w-we-we've decided after a lot of discussion that we-we'd try with artificial insemination.
with a, with a stranger?  with a--	Just think about it.  That's all I ask.
i want to experience childbirth.	With a, with a stranger?  With a--
fro--?  you want a-a defrosted kid? is that your idea?	I want to experience childbirth.
yeah, they have these banks, you know, where they keep them frozen.	Fro--?  You want a-a defrosted kid? Is that your idea?
what, by a st-stranger?	Yeah, they have these banks, you know, where they keep them frozen.
you know, where i-i-i would get implanted from a-a donor.	What, by a st-stranger?
what are you talking about?	You know, where I-I-I would get implanted from a-a donor.
well, what about artificial insemination?	What are you talking about?
maybe, maybe we can adopt a child. he said you could adopt one--	Well, what about artificial insemination?
hey, you gonna start knocking my hobbies?  jesus!	Maybe, maybe we can adopt a child. He said you could adopt one--
i don't know.  excessive masturbation?	Hey, you gonna start knocking my hobbies?  Jesus!
how could i ruin myself?  what do you mean, ruin myself?	I don't know.  Excessive masturbation?
could you have ruined yourself somehow?	How could I ruin myself?  What do you mean, ruin myself?
i'm so humiliated.  i don't know what to say.  i mean--	Could you have ruined yourself somehow?
this is the second opinion.	Well, then a third opinion.
gee.	Is there no chance?
wow!	Go out, go out by the Sung vase and, and catch this.
come on!  hurry up!  let's go!	Wow!
football!	Come on!  Hurry up!  Let's go!
go right over there.	Football!
oh!	Go right over there.
isn't that great?	Oh!
that's a beauty!	Isn't that great?
mh-hm.	That's a beauty!
thanks, thanks.	Mh-hm.
you've always had good taste in husbands, so...	Thanks, thanks.
you know, he's been wanting a mitt.	You've always had good taste in husbands, so...
...you know?  i, uh...	You know, he's been wanting a mitt.
that's really nice!	...you know?  I, uh...
...so i, so i like that.  i always like an underconfident person...	That's really nice!
i know, i know.	...so I, so I like that.  I always like an underconfident person...
h-he's so awkward and he's clumsy like me...	I know, I know.
ohh!	H-he's so awkward and he's clumsy like me...
yeah.	The few times that I've met him...  Isn't that a great mitt?
i like him.  i think he's a sweet guy.	Yeah.
i think so.	I like him.  I think he's a sweet guy.
really?  that'll be terrific for him, i think.	I think so.
i think he'll find that satisfying.	Really?  That'll be terrific for him, I think.
oh!	I think he'll find that satisfying.
oh, you know what?  i'm trying to convince him to produce a play.	Oh!
yeah?	Oh, you know what?  I'm trying to convince him to produce a play.
he's fine.	Yeah?
let me get a little reaction here.  how's elliot?	He's fine.
here, you guys.  open them up.	Let me get a little reaction here.  How's Elliot?
yeah?  yeah?  okay, kids, you can open the presents now.	Here, you guys.  Open them up.
everything's good.  everything's fine.	Yeah?  Yeah?  Okay, kids, you can open the presents now.
how is everything?	Everything's good.  Everything's fine.
...a little, uh, hey!  a little hug! what is this?  now how 'bout a little action from the kids?	How is everything?
huh?	...a little, uh, hey!  A little hug! What is this?  Now how 'bout a little action from the kids?
yeah, aren't you like, you know...	Huh?
i gotta see new comedians later, i've gotta--	Two minutes on your sons' birthday. You know, it's not going to kill you.
i got two minutes.	Very good.
glad you could put in an appearance.	I got two minutes.
i know...i know.	Glad you could put in an appearance.
hi!  hi!	I know...I know.
true.	I'd have been a great dope addict.
no, holly's game for anything. holly takes after me.	True.
now, holly's not shy.	No, Holly's game for anything. Holly takes after me.
yes, she's lovely, but she doesn't have your spark.  she knows it.  she worships you. she wouldn't dare get up there on the stage.	Now, Holly's not shy.
i just had a lot of luck...from my first show, you know?  i've always thought lee was the one destined for great things.	Yes, she's lovely, but she doesn't have your spark.  She knows it.  She worships you. She wouldn't dare get up there on the stage.
th-th-they, they wanted me for a screen test.	Yeah, I know, Mom. NORMA  But I, I knew that he'd get up there and he'd flounder around with his expensive haircuts and hairdos and clothes.  He's all show!  Now how can you act when there's nothing inside to come out?!
okay, okay.	Th-th-they, they wanted me for a screen test.
he's the one that's made every ingenue in stock!	Okay, okay.
okay, stop being so dramatic.	He's the one that's made every ingenue in stock!
the sacrifices i've made because of that man.  he's ruined me with his ego, his philandering, his--  his-his-his-his mediocrity!	Okay, stop being so dramatic.
you promised to stay on the wagon.	The sacrifices I've made because of that man.  He's ruined me with his ego, his philandering, his--  his-his-his-his mediocrity!
no!  i like to joke around and have fun, and he gets angry because i get the attention.  he's gotten sourer as he's gotten older, and i've tried to stay young...at heart.	You promised to stay on the wagon.
here, mom.  drink this.  you know, you're awful.  you probably were flirting.	No!  I like to joke around and have fun, and he gets angry because I get the attention.  He's gotten sourer as he's gotten older, and I've tried to stay young...at heart.
hey!	...from Mavis, also.
i don't see how you could know about these things unless elliot's been talking to you.	No, he hasn't.  If I offended you, I'm sorry.
that's the point.  i'd like to be bothered.	I don't see how you could know about these things unless Elliot's been talking to you.
i don't...i don't want to bother everyone.	That's the point.  I'd like to be bothered.
well, why don't you share them with us?	I don't...I don't want to bother everyone.
yeah, we're having some problems, but problems that are my business...which i don't see how you could know about in such detail. how does lee know about these things?  how?  they're private!	Well, why don't you share them with us?
y-you mentioned to me yourself that you and elliot were having some problems.	Yeah, we're having some problems, but problems that are my business...which I don't see how you could know about in such detail. How does Lee know about these things?  How?  They're private!
oh, wow!  i don't want to have this conversation.  i didn't do anything wrong.	Y-you mentioned to me yourself that you and Elliot were having some problems.
you're grateful, but you resent me.	Oh, wow!  I don't want to have this conversation.  I didn't do anything wrong.
now, hannah, that's not what i meant, you know.  uh, yeah, everybody relies on you for so much. "you're so giving. it's not a criticism.  we love you. we're grateful."	You're grateful, but you resent me.
you make it sound like, you know, i have no needs or something.  you think i'm too self-sufficient?	Now, Hannah, that's not what I meant, you know.  Uh, yeah, everybody relies on you for so much. "You're so giving. It's not a criticism.  We love you. We're grateful."
wow, i guess i hit a nerve.	You make it sound like, you know, I have no needs or something.  You think I'm too self-sufficient?
well--	Can I, can I not accept gestures and feelings from people?  Do I, do I put people off?
no, not "oh, so loosely"!  real specifically!  is that how you see us?	Well--
oh, so loosely.	No, not "Oh, so loosely"!  Real specifically!  Is that how you see us?
it's obviously based on elliot and me.	Oh, so loosely.
my script?	It's obviously based on Elliot and me.
i'm real upset about what you wrote.	My script?
hey, what's the matter?	I'm real upset about what you wrote.
good.	Take...take a year.  Take six months.  Whatever you want.  Who knows?  Maybe you'll, maybe you'll be sitting with a good play.
write!  let's just not talk about it anymore.	Good.
what's the matter?	Write!  Let's just not talk about it anymore.
look.  listen.  listen.  you want to write?  write.	What's the matter?
what's the matter with you, lee? why are you so sensitive all of a sudden?	Look.  Listen.  Listen.  You want to write?  Write.
you're crazy!  that's not true.	Hey, Hannah, I know I'm mediocre.
you know, i could always tell what you thought of me by the type of men you fixed me up with!	You're crazy!  That's not true.
you're too demanding.	You know, I could always tell what you thought of me by the type of men you fixed me up with!
uh, losers!  all losers!	You're too demanding.
i'm-i'm always happy to help you financially.  i think i've gone out of my way to-to introduce you to interesting single men.  there's nothing i would--	Uh, losers!  All losers!
hmm!	I'm-I'm always happy to help you financially.  I think I've gone out of my way to-to introduce you to interesting single men.  There's nothing I would--
not so!  no.  i think i've been very supportive.  i've...i try to give you honest, constructive advice.	Hmm!
you never have any faith in my plans.  you always undercut my enthusiasm.	Not so!  No.  I think I've been very supportive.  I've...I try to give you honest, constructive advice.
how?	You never have any faith in my plans.  You always undercut my enthusiasm.
you treat me like a loser.	How?
i'm not!  i'm not!  i'm trying to be helpful.  a person doesn't just say one day, "okay, now-now i'm finished as an actress.  now i'm a writer."  i mean--	Yeah, you mean not at my age.
boy, i knew you'd be discouraging.	I'm not!  I'm not!  I'm trying to be helpful.  A person doesn't just say one day, "Okay, now-now I'm finished as an actress.  Now I'm a writer."  I mean--
no.  she, didn't she say it was, um...she said it was in the publicity department.  that-that can lead to other things.	Boy, I knew you'd be discouraging.
yeah, that's clerical.	No.  She, didn't she say it was, um...she said it was in the publicity department.  That-that can lead to other things.
well, i don't know.  we'd uh, uh, um... didn't mom mention there was something...something at the museum of broadcasting?	Yeah, that's clerical.
well-well, like what?	Well, I don't know.  We'd uh, uh, um... Didn't Mom mention there was something...something at the Museum of Broadcasting?
well, that-that's good.  it just, uh...it just seems to me that-that six months or a year, if-if you spent it more productively...	Well-well, like what?
well, that...th-that's fine.	But what I decided to do is some writing.  Yeah, I think I've had it with acting.  You know, these meaningless auditions at cattle calls.  And I can't handle another rejection.  Now let's face it here.  I gotta, you know, latch on to something in my life.  You know--something with a future.  I'm not sixteen anymore.  It's just...crazy!  I've got...an idea for a story. More than one.  And I just need a few months, you know, or, uh, a year even.
yeah, although it's put an end to the stanislavski catering company. which is why i have to speak to you. and...  you're gonna get impatient, but...i have to borrow some more money.	Well, that...th-that's fine.
oh, god...	Yeah, although it's put an end to the Stanislavski Catering Company. Which is why I have to speak to you. And...  you're gonna get impatient, but...I have to borrow some more money.
oh, gosh.	You got it.
they said i was too offbeat looking, whatever the hell that means.	Oh, what do they know?
boy--	They said I was too offbeat looking, whatever the hell that means.
so what's new?	Boy--
awwww...	So what's new?
hey, hi!	Well, I just came from an audition...
nobody but you can do that to me. i don't know why.	Look, everything's going your way.
what?  you don't, don't be so sensitive.  can't i say anything?	Tch, well, I sing!  For Chrissake, Hannah, you heard me sing!
boy, you really know how to cut me down.	What?  You don't, don't be so sensitive.  Can't I say anything?
i hope.	Boy, you really know how to cut me down.
yeah.  well, maybe i'll get it.	I hope.
...every, eh, single rejection as- as-as a...a confirmation that you have no talent, or something?	Yeah.  Well, maybe I'll get it.
yeah.	...every, eh, single rejection as- as-as a...a confirmation that you have no talent, or something?
no, i didn't, i, that's no.  no, i- i-i, no, i-i just...  hate to see you put yourself in a position where, where you get hurt, you know.  you know, you know how you take...	Yeah.
w-why?  you don't think it's realistic?	No, I didn't, I, that's no.  No, I- I-I, no, I-I just...  hate to see you put yourself in a position where, where you get hurt, you know.  You know, you know how you take...
easily.	W-why?  You don't think it's realistic?
uh-huh.	Easily.
uh, you know, i think i can fake my way through a song.	Uh-huh.
no, i'm sorry.  no, i didn't mean that.  no, i didn't mean that.	Uh, you know, I think I can fake my way through a song.
i mean, y-you know, don't say it that way, you know, because my confidence is not my strong point, i--	No, I'm sorry.  No, I didn't mean that.  No, I didn't mean that.
i know, no--  i know.	I mean, y-you know, don't say it that way, you know, because my confidence is not my strong point, I--
you know.	I know, no--  I know.
ohh!	You know.
well, you think everybody in m- musicals sings so well?	No!  No, I, eh, it's just that they sing.
well, no...i-i know, i just, uh... no, i-i, eh, you know, i, i didn't, i didn't know you sung.	Well, you think everybody in m- musicals sings so well?
well, i mean, why not?  you know, wh-what have i got to lose?  uh...	Well, no...I-I know, I just, uh... No, I-I, eh, you know, I, I didn't, I didn't know you sung.
really?	Well, I mean, why not?  You know, wh-what have I got to lose?  Uh...
yeah, can you believe it?	Really?
singing?	Yeah, can you believe it?
i've got a singing audition for a broadway musical.  of course, i'll never get it.	Singing?
well, i think he was dying to open up.  it's so sad.  now...what should i wear to my audition?	I've got a singing audition for a Broadway musical.  Of course, I'll never get it.
you found all this, all this out on one date?	Well, I think he was dying to open up.  It's so sad.  Now...what should I wear to my audition?
...he's really paid his dues, but...then she helped put him through architecture school, you know, so...	You found all this, all this out on one date?
oh?	...he's really paid his dues, but...then she helped put him through architecture school, you know, so...
...and then she just breaks down.  and he has this sweet daughter...and when she goes to college next year, he's going to split permanently.  i mean...	Oh?
oooo.	...and then she just breaks down.  And he has this sweet daughter...and when she goes to college next year, he's going to split permanently.  I mean...
sometimes she's terrific...	Oooo.
oh-oh. holly  ...and his wife's, uh, in and out of institutions.  she's schizophrenic.	Sometimes she's terrific...
he's married...	Oh-oh. HOLLY  ...and his wife's, uh, in and out of institutions.  She's schizophrenic.
well, i, i really like that.  i think that's a pretty color on you.	Oh, yeah.
well, how about this?	Well, I, I really like that.  I think that's a pretty color on you.
you know, i just want to look so good, but i don't want to seem, you know, like i'm overdressed.  you know what i'm saying? hannah  oh, no, not at all.	Well, how about this?
ouch!	Oh!
maybe at christmas, new year's.  if not this new year's, maybe next new year's.	Ouch!
here.  be careful with those.	Maybe at Christmas, New Year's.  If not this New Year's, maybe next New Year's.
not this thanksgiving, you know.	Here.  Be careful with those.
he's the headmaster of daisy's school.	Oh, perfect!  He reminds me of Ichabod Crane.  His Adam's apple keeps jumping up and down whenever he gets excited. HANNAH  Listen.  He's a lot better than your ex-husband.  He's got a good job.  Would you light those, please? He's-he's-he's not a dope addict or anything.
oh, he's such a loser!	He's the headmaster of Daisy's school.
he's not a loser at all!	Oh, he's such a loser!
he's such a loser!	He's not a loser at all!
it's, uh, you never know--	He's such a loser!
oh, hannah!	It's, uh, you never know--
watch out, you guys.  beep-beep!	Oh, your kids are so adorable.
when does frederick ever come with her?	Tch.  He's such an angry...he's such a depressive.  I thought she was moving out!
frederick didn't come with her.	When does Frederick ever come with her?
maybe when she's eighty, she'll stop straightening her garter belt when there's a guy around.	I should get a garter belt.
don't you think she does?	She really does, though.
doesn't she look great in that new dress?	Yeah.
ohh?	Uh-oh.
are we talking about cocaine again?	I swear.  I swear.  We've already got some requests to do a few dinner parties.
okay.	Are we talking about cocaine again?
will you just tell me one thing?	Okay.
well, in order to get started, there's just a few things i have to buy...  and some old debts i have outstanding.	Will you just tell me one thing?
yeah.	Well, in order to get started, there's just a few things I have to buy...  and some old debts I have outstanding.
you admit that we're great cooks, right?	Yeah.
hannah, i know it's a lot, but my friend april and i, we have this catering idea i think's going to be great.	You admit that we're great cooks, right?
uh-huh.	Hannah, I know it's a lot, but my friend April and I, we have this catering idea I think's going to be great.
two thousand dollars.	Uh-huh.
i know.  h-how much do you need?	Two thousand dollars.
someday, i'll pay it all back.	I know.  H-how much do you need?
holly, please.  don't insult me.	Someday, I'll pay it all back.
this is the last time, i promise. and i'm keeping strict accounts.	Holly, please.  Don't insult me.
mmm, i never get upset over that. mmm?	This is the last time, I promise. And I'm keeping strict accounts.
hannah, i have to borrow some more money.  don't get upset.	Mmm, I never get upset over that. Mmm?
get outta here.  could i speak to you privately?	Oh, sure.
perfect!	Mmm...I mean, we love to cook for our friends, so  we thought until an acting job comes through, we could just make some extra money, you know, doing a few private parties.
no, no, we decided!	Perfect!
what?  you're kidding!	No, no, we decided!
mmm, what?	I'm pregnant.
mickey?	Mmm, what?
i don't know how you're gonna top that.	Mickey?
tch.	I don't know how you're gonna top that.
you know, i was talking with your father before...and i was telling him that  it's ironic.  i-i used to always have thanksgiving with hannah...and i never thought  that i could love anybody else.  and here it is, years later and i'm married to you  and completely in love with you.  the heart is a very, very resilient little muscle.  it really is.  i...  it'd made a great story, i think. a guy marries one sister...  doesn't work out...  many years later...  he winds up  married to the other sister.  it's, you know, it's a...	Tch.
thanks.	You know, I was talking with your father before...and I was telling him that  it's ironic.  I-I used to always have Thanksgiving with Hannah...and I never thought  that I could love anybody else.  And here it is, years later and I'm married to you  and completely in love with you.  The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle.  It really is.  I...  It'd made a great story, I think. A guy marries one sister...  doesn't work out...  many years later...  he winds up  married to the other sister.  It's, you know, it's a...
oh.  you look so beautiful.	Thanks.
just a few minutes ago.	Oh.  You look so beautiful.
when'd you get here?	Just a few minutes ago.
okay.	When'd you get here?
hi.  how you doin'?	Okay.
hi.	Hi.  How you doin'?
now don't get nervous.  it's just your husband.	Hi.
do you?  i mean, are you, are you, are you, are you free this evening?	Yeah.
sure.  sure, uh, yes.	Do you?  I mean, are you, are you, are you, are you free this evening?
so, so you want to go out to dinner again?  i mean, is that, is that... have, you have any interest in that, or...	Sure.  Sure, uh, yes.
i was the, i was... you know, it was my fault.  i--	So, so you want to go out to dinner again?  I mean, is that, is that... Have, you have any interest in that, or...
it's all right.	I was the, I was... You know, it was my fault.  I--
oh, don't be silly!  no!  don't be ridiculous.	It's all right.
that i've always regretted the way i behaved that evening we went out, and, uh...i've, i just thought i'd tell you that because i really made a fool out of myself.	Oh, don't be silly!  No!  Don't be ridiculous.
oh, yeah?  what?	That I've always regretted the way I behaved that evening we went out, and, uh...I've, I just thought I'd tell you that because I really made a fool out of myself.
um...look, there's something i've, uh, that's been bothering me for a long time, and i just thought i'd just tell you what it was and just sort of clear the deck here, and  that's this.	Oh, yeah?  What?
gosh, you really went through a crisis, you know that?  h-how did you get over it?  i mean, when i ran into you, you seemed, you seemed just perfectly fine.  well, you seem fine now.	Well...  I'll tell you.  One day about a month ago...
y-you used to-- oh, no!  yeah, i care.  you used to be so ambitious and...  god, you really liked it?!	Gosh, you really went through a crisis, you know that?  H-how did you get over it?  I mean, when I ran into you, you seemed, you seemed just perfectly fine.  Well, you seem fine now.
oh, who cares?	Y-you used to-- Oh, no!  Yeah, I care.  You used to be so ambitious and...  God, you really liked it?!
okay, and listen, i would like to hear what made you suddenly decide to drop out of life.	Oh, who cares?
i-i would love to talk to you about, uh, that script.  i-i, you know, i think maybe that we could do something with it.	Okay, and listen, I would like to hear what made you suddenly decide to drop out of life.
uh, gee.  would you like to have lunch?  uh, uh...	I-I would love to talk to you about, uh, that script.  I-I, you know, I think maybe that we could do something with it.
it was just great.  uh, i was all set...i was set to be bored stiff.	Uh, gee.  Would you like to have lunch?  Uh, uh...
oh, wow!	It was just great.  Uh, I was all set...I was set to be bored stiff.
i am.  you-you made my day.	Oh, wow!
oh, god!	I am.  You-you made my day.
fabulous, i mean it!  i'm so impressed.	Oh, God!
oh!	Fabulous, I mean it!  I'm so impressed.
...but who cares?  it was just--  it was fabulous.	Oh!
right.	...but who cares?  It was just--  It was fabulous.
i thought it was wonder-- there's maybe one or two things in there that i would do differently myself, but...	Right.
oh, gosh, you really think i can write?	I thought it was wonder-- There's maybe one or two things in there that I would do differently myself, but...
well, it was just fabulous!  i'm, i, you know...	Oh, gosh, you really think I can write?
oh, it just came to me one day.	Well, it was just fabulous!  I'm, I, you know...
yes!  i was abso-- and...w- what...made you think of that climax scene where the, where the... architect is walking home with his actress girlfriend and-and the ex- wife who's schizophrenic jumps out of the bushes and stabs him to death?	Oh, it just came to me one day.
really?	Yes!  I was abso-- And...w- what...made you think of that climax scene where the, where the... architect is walking home with his actress girlfriend and-and the ex- wife who's schizophrenic jumps out of the bushes and stabs him to death?
it's great.  i swea-- i'm-- i'm, tch, i'm speechless.  i was...i was not in the mood to listen to this thing now.  i don't know what to say.  i'm moved and i laughed and i-- uh, i, you know, i was on the edge of my seat.  i just think it's wonderful! i'm, i'm totally...stunned.  this is not an insult.  i'm amazed that you can...  it was-- i just thought it was great.	Really?
no, you can tell me straight.  it's okay.  just, you know, tell me what you think.	It's great.  I swea-- I'm-- I'm, tch, I'm speechless.  I was...I was not in the mood to listen to this thing now.  I don't know what to say.  I'm moved and I laughed and I-- Uh, I, you know, I was on the edge of my seat.  I just think it's wonderful! I'm, I'm totally...stunned.  This is not an insult.  I'm amazed that you can...  It was-- I just thought it was great.
oh, well.	I should have kept going.  I-I have a sneaking feeling, a nagging sensation I should've kept walking and...
well, what about me?	Oh, well.
hmm.  i think it's lucky i ran into you.  maybe.	Well, what about me?
you must be joking.  i've been doing all my own reading since i was forty...you know.	Hmm.  I think it's lucky I ran into you.  Maybe.
come over tomorrow and read it to me?	You must be joking.  I've been doing all my own reading since I was forty...you know.
oh, gosh, i don't know.  well, could i come over tomorrow and read it to you?	Come over tomorrow and read it to me?
well, you know, i-i-i...you know, if you want me to, i'll read it.	Oh, gosh, I don't know.  Well, could I come over tomorrow and read it to you?
so, uh...i threw it out, but i have this other one.	Well, you know, I-I-I...you know, if you want me to, I'll read it.
really?	So, uh...I threw it out, but I have this other one.
oh, no!  it wasn't anything bad. but she just... you know.  i don't know.	Really?
oh, well, god, i can imagine what you wrote.	Oh, no!  It wasn't anything bad. But she just... you know.  I don't know.
...hannah read it, she got really angry, and... you know, then i felt badly, so i--	Oh, well, God, I can imagine what you wrote.
yeah.	...Hannah read it, she got really angry, and... you know, then I felt badly, so I--
actually, my first script was about hannah and her husband, but, uh...	Yeah.
hmm.	Actually, my first script was about Hannah and her husband, but, uh...
but you have to remember while you're reading and you're cursing my name, you know, that this is my first script.  well, it's not my first script.	Hmm.
you have to remember, we-we-we didn't agree on one thing.	But you have to remember while you're reading and you're cursing my name, you know, that this is my first script.  Well, it's not my first script.
well, i'd love it if you'd read it, actually, 'cause i really would value your opinion.	You have to remember, we-we-we didn't agree on one thing.
what...what about your script?  so what's it about?	Well, I'd love it if you'd read it, actually, 'cause I really would value your opinion.
oh, i'm fine.	What...what about your script?  So what's it about?
i'm-- yes.  yes, i'm fine.  i'm fine.  how are you?	Oh, I'm fine.
you're okay, though, huh?	I'm-- Yes.  Yes, I'm fine.  I'm fine.  How are you?
...which is a long, dull story and i won't get into it.  but--	You're okay, though, huh?
oh.  oh.	...which is a long, dull story and I won't get into it.  But--
i may, i may have to get back into it, 'cause my accountant says that i'm running out of dollars. but...but, um, no, i haven't, i just sort of dropped out for a year...	Oh.  Oh.
i've done no television whatsoever. no.	I may, I may have to get back into it, 'cause my accountant says that I'm running out of dollars. But...but, um, no, I haven't, I just sort of dropped out for a year...
you're kidding me.	I've done no television whatsoever. No.
i'm not anymore.  i haven't, i haven't been in television for a year.	You're kidding me.
i haven't.  no, the reason why i ask is i think it might make a great, uh, television script, and, you know, you're so active in television, so--	I'm not anymore.  I haven't, I haven't been in television for a year.
you have.	I haven't.  No, the reason why I ask is I think it might make a great, uh, television script, and, you know, you're so active in television, so--
no, i haven't.	You have.
you've always hated my taste in the past.	No, I haven't.
no, the reason i ask is--	You've always hated my taste in the past.
well, yes, i would if, uh, if it would mean anything to you.  i don't know why it would.	No, the reason I ask is--
this is it.  yeah.  this is really-- holly  well, wo-would you be willing to-to read it?  something...that i wrote?	Well, yes, I would if, uh, if it would mean anything to you.  I don't know why it would.
really?	This is it.  Yeah.  This is really-- HOLLY  Well, wo-would you be willing to-to read it?  Something...that I wrote?
nobody ever said it.	Really?
oh, no, millions of people come up to you and say, "hey, i have something i just wrote," right?	Nobody ever said it.
no, i am.  i am.	Oh, no, millions of people come up to you and say, "Hey, I have something I just wrote," right?
come on.	No, I am.  I am.
no, you can tell me.	Come on.
oh...well, you-you're not interested in this.	No, you can tell me.
well, that's interesting.  wh-what kind of stuff?	Oh...well, you-you're not interested in this.
yeah.	Well, that's interesting.  Wh-what kind of stuff?
have you?	Yeah.
no, well...i've been trying to write.	Have you?
are you, are you out of work or something?	No, well...I've been trying to write.
probably not.	Are you, are you out of work or something?
yeah?  is that an embarrassing question?  should i have not asked it?	Probably not.
...just some stuff.  a little of this, a little of that, that's all.	Yeah?  Is that an embarrassing question?  Should I have not asked it?
well...	...just some stuff.  A little of this, a little of that, that's all.
oh, nothing much.  you know...	Well...
you didn't answer my question. what are you doing?	Oh, nothing much.  You know...
i'm okay.	You didn't answer my question. What are you doing?
so how are you?	I'm okay.
...namely a personality.	So how are you?
yeah, and for yours.  i'm sure you've changed.	...namely a personality.
yeah, i hope you have, too. mickey  i hope so for your sake, because, uh, your personality left something to be desired...	Yeah, and for yours.  I'm sure you've changed.
well, i hope you've changed.	Yeah, I hope you have, too. MICKEY  I hope so for your sake, because, uh, your personality left something to be desired...
people change...you know.	Well, I hope you've changed.
you look wonderful.  you do.  what happened to you?	People change...you know.
oh, well, that was a long time ago.	You look wonderful.  You do.  What happened to you?
...in a really horrible way.	Oh, well, that was a long time ago.
i'd never do that.	...in a really horrible way.
remember slamming the cab door in my face and..  you know, it came very dangerously close to emasculating my nose in a...	I'd never do that.
yeah, it was.	Remember slamming the cab door in my face and..  you know, it came very dangerously close to emasculating my nose in a...
it was a terrible evening.	Yeah, it was.
yeah?	It was a terrible evening.
yeah, really.  you do.  you do.	Yeah?
oh, no.	Yeah, really.  You do.  You do.
you look wonderful.	Oh, no.
i'm fine.	You look wonderful.
good.  how are you?	I'm fine.
how are you?	Good.  How are you?
oh, that's putting it mildly.  we did everything but exchange gunshots.	How are you?
we didn't hit it off.	Oh, that's putting it mildly.  We did everything but exchange gunshots.
...and i thought i'd come in and...and we could replay, uh, the whole, uh...	We didn't hit it off.
yeah.	...and I thought I'd come in and...and we could replay, uh, the whole, uh...
i was walking past and i saw you in here...	Yeah.
i recall you.	I was walking past and I saw you in here...
yes, you do recall, right?	I recall you.
i remember you.	Yes, you do recall, right?
mmm, i don't know if you remember me, but we had the worst night of my life together.	I remember you.
god!	...I had a great time tonight, really.  It was like the Nuremberg Trials.
right.  yeah.  i had a...	God!
you know, it's probably my fault. i've been a little depressed lately.	Right.  Yeah.  I had a...
yeah.  me, too.	You know, it's probably my fault. I've been a little depressed lately.
oh, look, i'm sorry it didn't work out.	Yeah.  Me, too.
jesus...  i'm glad hannah got us together. you know, she's got a great instinct for people.  really.	Oh, look, I'm sorry it didn't work out.
this crowd wouldn't know the difference!  they're embalmed!	Jesus...  I'm glad Hannah got us together. You know, she's got a great instinct for people.  Really.
and you don't have to snort cocaine at the table all the time!  what do you, what do you do?  carry a kilo around in your purse?	This crowd wouldn't know the difference!  They're embalmed!
at least i'm open to new concepts!	And you don't have to snort cocaine at the table all the time!  What do you, what do you do?  Carry a kilo around in your purse?
yeah, that's tough!  you don't deserve cole porter.  you should stay with those groups that look like they're gonna stab their mother!	At least I'm open to new concepts!
i was so bored!	Yeah, that's tough!  You don't deserve Cole Porter.  You should stay with those groups that look like they're gonna stab their mother!
well, if you didn't like it, you didn't like it, but you didn't have to talk while the guy was singing.	I was so bored!
thanks for a swell time.	Well, if you didn't like it, you didn't like it, but you didn't have to talk while the guy was singing.
eh, mickey, it's getting late.	Now come on, you're be--, 'cause you're being angry at me.
can i take you someplace to hear something nice?	Eh, Mickey, it's getting late.
do you mind?  i'm-i'm my own person.	Can I take you someplace to hear something nice?
oh, well, i cannot communicate with you!  i, you know, i never realized you were such a tightass. mickey i can't understand you.  your sisters, both sisters have such good taste in music.  i don't know where you went, went wrong.	Do you mind?  I'm-I'm my own person.
not when they're sung by extraterrestrials.	Oh, well, I cannot communicate with you!  I, you know, I never realized you were such a tightass. MICKEY I can't understand you.  Your sisters, both sisters have such good taste in music.  I don't know where you went, went wrong.
i love songs about extraterrestrial life, don't you?	Not when they're sung by extraterrestrials.
no!	My--uh...
can we, can we go?	No!
but, no, you've been doing that all night!  you're gonna...you're gonna burn a hole in your... you're gonna develop a third nostril!  really,  don't, please.	Can we, can we go?
come on, mickey.  come on.	But, no, you've been doing that all night!  You're gonna...you're gonna burn a hole in your... You're gonna develop a third nostril!  Really,  don't, please.
don't, no, please.  will you-- no, don't...	You want some?
i, i, my ears are experiencing a meltdown!  i can't hear anything.	Look, can't you feel the energy? It's tangible energy!  The room's alive with positive vibrations!
listen, you are witnessing genius!	I, I, my ears are experiencing a meltdown!  I can't hear anything.
i can't hear you.  i can't hear anything.  i'm, i'm, i'm, i'm gonna lose hearing in my ear!  i'm--	Listen, you are witnessing genius!
oh, why are you making those faces?	I can't hear you.  I can't hear anything.  I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm gonna lose hearing in my ear!  I'm--
why are you so upset?	You know, you've been picking on her ever since she came in here. Now just leave her alone for a while!  I'm just suffocating.
boy...holly...holly.	I just want a salad.  You really think I'm a loser, don't you?
yeah, okay, right.  forget it.  what's to eat?	Boy...Holly...Holly.
oh, please!  we all came to have lunch, didn't we?	Yeah, okay, right.  Forget it.  What's to eat?
yeah, well, she and an architect are now a very definite item, which i still cannot believe.	Hmm.
thanks.  but guess who was there auditioning?	April?
hi.	...which I did not get.
oh...	Dad!
dad...	Oh...
get a garter belt...  get a garter belt and flirt.	Where are the antihistamines?
yeah.	Get a garter belt...  Get a garter belt and flirt.
yeah, she knows it, too, 'cause she's flirting with all the men here.	God.
at least she isn't drinking.  did you notice?	Mm-hm.
yeah, mom's camille when she gets up in the morning.	At least she isn't drinking.  Did you notice?
oh, my god.  thank you.	I need an antihistamine.  Mom thinks she's feeling her asthma, and so...
well, okay.  thank you very much.	You're welcome.  Hare Krishna.
...read it over, and think about it.	Well, okay.  Thank you very much.
uh-huh.	...read it over, and think about it.
take our literature...	Uh-huh.
you're afraid of dying? mickey  well...yeah, naturally.  aren't you? i-- l-let me ask you, reincarnation, does that mean my soul would pass to another human being, or would i come back as a moose or an aardvark or something?	Take our literature...
well, i was born jewish, you know, but, uh, but last winter i tried to become a catholic and...it didn't work for me.  i-i studied and i tried and i gave it everything, but, you know, catholicism for me was die now, pay later, you know. and i just couldn't get with it. and i, and i wanted to, you know. i--	You're afraid of dying? MICKEY  Well...yeah, naturally.  Aren't you? I-- L-let me ask you, reincarnation, does that mean my soul would pass to another human being, or would I come back as a moose or an aardvark or something?
yeah, well, what's your religion?	Well, I was born Jewish, you know, but, uh, but last winter I tried to become a Catholic and...it didn't work for me.  I-I studied and I tried and I gave it everything, but, you know, Catholicism for me was die now, pay later, you know. And I just couldn't get with it. And I, and I wanted to, you know. I--
well, i'm not saying that i want to join or anything, but...but i know you guys believe in reincarnation, you know, so it interests me.	Yeah, well, what's your religion?
what makes you interested in becoming a hare krishna?	Well, I'm not saying that I want to join or anything, but...but I know you guys believe in reincarnation, you know, so it interests me.
yes?  my <u>promotion</u>...?	I want to talk to you about your <u>salary</u>. Because I can't...
...and i want to talk to you about your <u>promotion</u>..	Yes?  My <u>promotion</u>...?
i <u>swear</u> to you...	...and I want to talk to you about your <u>promotion</u>..
...<u>please</u>...	I <u>swear</u> to you...
...i was <u>working</u>...	...<u>please</u>...
you've gone off to america, on your <u>vacation</u>...	...I was <u>working</u>...
<u>what</u> is this, a whorehouse, or are you my <u>wife</u>?	You've gone off to America, on your <u>Vacation</u>...
...you haven't <u>found</u> him yet.	<u>What</u> is this, a whorehouse, or are you my <u>wife</u>?
they're offering...	...you haven't <u>found</u> him yet.
and?	They're offering...
some museum director disappeared.	And?
a reward for what?	Some museum director disappeared.
i'm going to tell you later....	A reward for what?
a reward...	I'm going to tell you later....
i'm on the track of a reward, which...	A reward...
we have to talk about <u>money</u>...	I'm on the track of a reward, which...
...you don't have to think.	We have to talk about <u>money</u>...
i can't think.	...you don't have to think.
aren't you glad to see me?	Tell me about your trip... what did you <u>bring</u> me...?
well, if he hasn't, i'm vastly mistaken.	And have <u>you</u> found Peace..?
oh, yes.  he's found peace.	Well, if he hasn't, I'm vastly mistaken.
no, you're wrong about verger.	Oh, yes.  He's found Peace.
mason verger.  for he cannot be free. dr. lechter refashioned his body so it mirrors his soul, what an impossible injustice.  can <u>you</u> be free....?	No, you're wrong about Verger.
who would that be.	Mason Verger.  For he cannot be free. Dr. Lechter refashioned his body so it mirrors his soul, what an impossible injustice.  Can <u>you</u> be free....?
because we both know who's buying the lechteriana.	Who would that be.
and why is it a vacant exercise?	Because we both know who's buying the Lechteriana.
rich, comic book freaks.	And why is it a vacant exercise?
<u>who</u> are these guys...?	Rich, comic book freaks.
...they did it for a lark.	Oh, Good.  The ornithological leitmotif...
...why have they stuck you on this silly little roust?	...they did it for a lark.
let's keep it to business, shall we?	...why have they stuck you on this silly little roust?
you said "here's what <u>they</u> want you to do."  aren't you part of them anymore...?  aren't you part of the fbi? 'no girl's allowed,' or <u>what</u>?  have you transgressed...?	Let's keep it to business, shall we?
you want me to be?	I'd prefer it...  But it's just a vacant exercise.
...aren't you afraid of me...?	You want me to be?
<u>that's</u> the spirit...	...aren't you afraid of me...?
there's one or two freaks, and, for a "<u>pass</u>," i'll rat them out to you...	<u>That's</u> the spirit...
then who's buying it?	There's one or two freaks, and, for a "<u>Pass</u>," I'll rat them out to you...
lechter's not buying up his memorabilia. he keeps it all in his "mind," do you see...?	Then who's buying it?
say it in english.	Lechter's not buying up his Memorabilia. He keeps it all in his "mind," do you see...?
we could skip the gavotte.	Say it in English.
not as much as being jailed for theft of government property, or for failure to pay income tax, on undisclosed income.	We could skip the Gavotte.
that would adversely impact my income.	Not as much as being jailed for theft of Government Property, or for failure to pay income tax, on undisclosed income.
now, whyn't you help us?	That would adversely impact my income.
you said "here's what <u>they</u> want you to do..."  why?	Now, whyn't you help us?
let's just say they got a passion for collectibles...	You said "here's what <u>they</u> want you to do..."  Why?
...why?	Let's just say they got a passion for collectibles...
here's what they want you to do:  we want the rest of the stuff you stole from his cell.	...why?
...very good.	Here's what they want you to do:  we want the rest of the stuff you stole from his cell.
waal, because your <u>selling</u>'em... two years ago, his annotated dictionary of cuisine, by alexander dumas, went for sixteen thousand dollars. seller's affidavit of ownership, signed cary panz.  p.a.n.z.  sounds to me like an orderly.  whadja clear on the book? ten, twelve grand?	...very good.
why me?	Waal, because your <u>selling</u>'em... Two years ago, his annotated Dictionary of Cuisine, by Alexander Dumas, went for sixteen thousand dollars. Seller's affidavit of ownership, signed Cary Panz.  P.A.N.Z.  Sounds to me like an Orderly.  Whadja clear on the book? Ten, twelve grand?
and i'd like your help, determining who's bidding for their purchase.	Why me?
yes?	And I'd like your help, determining who's bidding for their purchase.
we got a bunch of <u>materials</u>, coming up at auction.  materials which disappeared from dr. lechter's cell, drawings he made, his <u>books</u>.	Yes?
i asked you how you like your coffee...? we have black and bitter.  as the soul of man.  or light and sweet, as the world- view of the self-delusive.	We got a bunch of <u>materials</u>, coming up at auction.  Materials which disappeared from Dr. Lechter's cell, drawings he made, his <u>books</u>.
did you ever think, did you think, after he escaped, he would come after you?	He told me, he preferred to Eat the Rude. Or:  "natural composting."  Do you think he'd come after <u>you</u>...?
he said, and these were his words, he <u>valued</u> our time together, because i was civil.	Did you ever think, did you think, after he escaped, he would come after you?
i'm looking for...	He said, and these were his words, he <u>valued</u> our time together, because I was civil.
i'm struck by your phraseology.  i did not <u>last</u> with him.  i was privileged to enjoy his company during that time.	I'm looking for...
...you...	I'm struck by your phraseology.  I did not <u>last</u> with him.  I was privileged to enjoy his company during that time.
yes, i presumed it was about him.	...you...
you lasted eight years, as orderly, in dr. lechter's prison ward.	Yes, I presumed it was about him.
i prefer to stay in the less frivolous professions.	You lasted eight years, as Orderly, in Dr. Lechter's prison ward.
i would have figured you an r.n. by now, or, maybe med school.	I prefer to stay in the Less Frivolous professions.
orderly.	I would have figured you an R.N. by now, or, maybe Med School.
what have they got you doing?	Orderly.
it's a growth business.	What have they got you doing?
...how are things at the hospital?	It's a growth business.
or, perhaps...	...how are things at the Hospital?
it's a poor workman who blames his tools.	Or, perhaps...
perhaps you did not have the <u>support</u> you required.	It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
it wasn't my day.	Perhaps you did not have the <u>support</u> you required.
...what <u>hindered</u> you...?	It wasn't my day.
well.  word gets around.	...what <u>hindered</u> you...?
oh yeah?  wanna arm wrestle...?	If you'll come down the street I will make you a cup of coffee.
to <u>show</u>...  in my ability to <u>squander</u>.  what one might deem an <u>advantage</u>... that my <u>strength</u> is greater than <u>yours</u>...	Oh yeah?  Wanna arm wrestle...?
then why did you chose to <u>inform</u> me of it...?	To <u>show</u>...  in my ability to <u>squander</u>.  What one might deem an <u>advantage</u>... that my <u>strength</u> is greater than <u>yours</u>...
and now i have "dociled" you, have i not?  by forcing your obedience.	Then why did you chose to <u>inform</u> me of it...?
i hereby acknowledge that...	And now I have "dociled" you, have I not?  By forcing your obedience.
would you mind saying that into your bag...?	I hereby acknowledge that...
i have not read you your rights.	Would you mind saying that into your bag...?
you know why that is?  because there are so few things i need to forget. would you agree, for the record, that i have not been read my rights?	I have not read you your rights.
i almost shot the <u>baby</u>...	Who called the <u>TV CREWS</u>...?
are you <u>alright</u>...?	I almost shot the <u>baby</u>...
what, what, i can't hear you...	Are you <u>alright</u>...?
i know her by the back.	...these guy'll back you up.
brigham.  go.  affirmative.  okay, happiness is a green light.  we've got evelda in the kitchen, cooking.  the dope's d.e.a.  <u>we</u> want her on interstate transportation of some firecrackers.  starling:  you've got drumgo, you know her from before.	I know her by the Back.
what's new onna street?	All Quiet Along the Potomac...
then i'm doing fine.	What's new onna street?
that's right.	Then I'm doing fine.
m'i gonna see you tonight?	That's right.
how you doin?	M'I gonna see you tonight?
hard up as you are, at your age?  whadda <u>you</u> care?  surrender.	~Don't shoot, G-Men..."
well, you wanna shoot <u>back</u>, it give you a big <u>target</u>...	How <u>crazy</u> is that....
how crazy is that.	Well, you wanna shoot <u>back</u>, it give you a big <u>target</u>...
...the whole world's out to get you...	How crazy is that.
...they're sending me.  out to get shot.  hounding me.... they're...	...the whole world's out to get you...
and who is "they?"	...they're sending me.  Out to get Shot.  Hounding me.... they're...
i feel...  i feel they're out to <u>get</u> me...	And who is "they?"
you want me to solve all your problems tonight...?	I feel...  I feel they're Out to <u>Get</u> Me...
then you tell me, then.	You want me to solve all your problems tonight...?
i'm not.	That's what <u>you</u> think...
you're ready now.	I'm not.
you tol me you wuunt ask me again til i'm ready....	You're ready now.
you want to get married...?	You tol me you wuunt ask me again til I'm ready....
c'mon, pal.	All y'got to do is <u>ask</u>...
evelda drumgo.	COULD I GET A <u>DRINK</u>,  N'I don't <u>care</u>, you see, what all they got me doin, for I'd rather be doin' <u>makework</u>, than be doin' <u>pub'l'relations</u> with THE DIRTY DOZEN, one <u>Hispanic</u>, one <u>Librarian</u>, one <u>Jew</u>, and One from Column A, and One from Column...  Thank you.
bad beat today.	Hey, I'm fine.  Whaddizit, you, how's your day, our gallant International Neighbors...?
..who would benefit from his disappearance?  <u>no</u> one.  no one has but lost by it...	...would you excuse me...?
he had nothing.  he lived in a garret. his work was his life, he...	...his family has offered a large reward.
...he was <u>wealthy</u>...	He had nothing.  He lived in a garret. His work was his life, he...
...i have never met a man who was so well beloved.	...he was <u>wealthy</u>...
who, can you think, who would want to harm dr. fanelli, did he have any <u>enemies</u>, that...	...I have never met a man who was so well beloved.
you take this much time over everything?	That's why my wife adores me.
first things first.	You take this much time over everything?
you spend the afternoon in bed?	First things first.
hold up a minute...	You spend the afternoon in Bed?
impossible.	...what a world.
...are they hard to get?	Impossible.
atrocious torture.  hit of the season, you want, i know a guy can get you a ticket.	...are they hard to get?
what else did i miss...?	Atrocious Torture.  Hit of the Season, you want, I know a guy can get you a ticket.
they got that kind of money?	Their family owns...
somewhere where his family are offering a thirty grand reward for information, so on.	They got that kind of money?
yeah, so where is he?	Somewhere where his family are offering a thirty grand reward for Information, so on.
doctore carlo fanelli, curator of the pallazo capponi, 2 months missing.	Yeah, so where is he?
what's up...?	Doctore Carlo Fanelli, curator of the Pallazo Capponi, 2 months missing.
...nightmare.	What's up...?
bad coffee, and women with excessive ankles.	...nightmare.
how was america?	Bad coffee, and women with excessive ankles.
..it won't be long now, sir...	OHFORGODSAKE, get ON with it.
...thank you...  and how are you this evening, doctor? no, we know that you're awake...	Good evening, Dr. Lechter.  Thank you for coming.  I am sorry that we could not meet under more pleasant circumstances.
what do you want me to do?	Follow Starling, stake out Starling. Increase the pressure on Starling.  He will come to her.
he escaped...	Have the child taken to bed.
if you would see him monument, look around you.	Show me the Pigs.
...sir...?	Waal, Nobody's <u>Perfect</u>... What do we hear from our songbird in Switzerland?
...then we won't need to tether miss starling as our lure.	That operation has begun.  Are we God, that we would <u>Meddle</u> with it...?  <u>No</u>, on the <u>other</u> hand...
make plans for lechter's abduction.	...then we won't need to tether Miss Starling as our lure.
somewhere in italy.	Make plans for Lechter's abduction.
where was the call from.	Somewhere in Italy.
<u>do</u> it...	...Let's see the pigs, please.
seen what, sir..?	The puppy comes back.  If you lie on the ground.  The Puppy with return.  Why? Do you know why...?  TO KILL YOU.  IT THINKS YOU HAVE FALLEN AND ARE POWERLESS. IT COMES BACK TO TEAR YOUR THROAT. THAT'S WHY THE CHILD TURNED BACK.  As Lechter will return back.  You see?  To the sight of his oppressor <u>wounded</u>. He will return to savage our beloved Miss Starling.  Bring me a drink.
he turned back into the room.  where have we seen it before.	Seen what, sir..?
...are you alright, sir...?	HE TURNED BACK INTO THE ROOM.  Where have we Seen it Before.
...why did he come back?  why did the boy turn back...?	...are you alright, sir...?
our operatives in brazil have been empowered to offer a reward of....	...WHY DID HE COME BACK?  WHY DID THE BOY TURN BACK...?
why did he come back?	Our operatives in Brazil have been empowered to offer a reward of....
not with any certainty we...	Why did he come back?
can we identify it as dr. lechter?	Not with any certainty we...
the identity of the person offering the bounty was never established.	Yes, but we know who it was, and I will tell you, Agent Starling, what you know to be true.  I offered the bounty.  It was illegal, and, worse, it was <u>wrong</u>. And I thank God every day that I did not compound my sinful life by the stain of a murder.  Do you  Agent Starling:  do you know <u>God</u>?
yes.  you know i will.  that's right.	Awright.
you give me whatever i want...?	Yes.  You know I will.  That's right.
...yes, if you'll, just step <u>away</u>...	You give me whatever I want...?
i like popcorn...	...yes, if you'll, just step <u>away</u>...
no.  and...	I like Popcorn...
he don't like popcorn.	No.  And...
...mr. verger would be pleased to make a contribution, to the charitable...	Tell him to give it to an orphanage.
no, no, of course not.	...Mr. Verger would be pleased to make a contribution, to the charitable...
....i hardly <u>think</u> so... after "the incident"...	No, no, of course not.
you should get the kids a <u>dog</u>...	....I hardly <u>think</u> so... after "The Incident"...
before "the change," mr. verger was... he made quite a study.	You should get the kids a <u>dog</u>...
and how would you know that?	Before "The Change," Mr. Verger was... he made quite a study.
he was the orderly, during dr. lechter's stay in prison.	And how would you know that?
he is...?	He was the orderly, during Dr. Lechter's stay in Prison.
try barney clark.	He is...?
we've subpoenaed the auction house's records.	Try Barney Clark.
do you know the <u>seller</u>?	We've subpoenaed the Auction House's records.
please, i do not... i don't want to <u>trouble</u> him.  but if you or he have any notlon, who would be buying dr. lechter's...	Do you know the <u>seller</u>?
exactly.	Please, I do not... I don't want to <u>trouble</u> him.  But if you or he have any notlon, who would be buying Dr. Lechter's...
what reaction?	Exactly.
i... think... he was.... he was <u>touched</u>, by your reaction.  to his appearance.	What reaction?
now, why in the world would he do that?	I... think... he was.... he was <u>touched</u>, by your reaction.  To his appearance.
he... would consider it a favor if he could make a <u>donation</u>.  to a charitable institution of your choice.	Now, why in the world would he do that?
what would <u>that</u> be?	He... would consider it a favor if he could make a <u>donation</u>.  To a charitable institution of your choice.
i won't take much of his time.	He's glad to help.  ...it's just a question of his physical condition.  You Understand...
it's not something he wants to publicize, ma'am.  it's just something he does.	I won't take much of his time.
i've never heard that he...	It's not something he wants to publicize, Ma'am.  It's just something he does.
...they're from baltimore....	I've never heard that he...
the children...?	...they're from Baltimore....
agent starling, would you come with me...?	The children...?
for a consideration.	'fraid it's too late.
why?	For a consideration.
let the girl go.	Why?
...fraid, that's about it, doctor.	Let the girl go.
...unmarked hundreds....	....what...?
come on, doctor, <u>then</u> you can sleep...	...unmarked hundreds....
..suitcase...locker...	Come on, Doctor, <u>then</u> you can sleep...
come on, stay with us.  look here:  i could get behind you, and give you a <u>spinal</u>, tomorrow, you wuunt feel <u>anything</u> down there, a l'il <u>pulling</u> is all.  n'i'll tell you <u>what</u>, after he's got his jollies, ten, f'teen minutes, i'll come down here, give you a shotta <u>this</u>  stop your heart, an that's <u>you</u> done, an there's an <u>end</u> to it.  what do you say...?  i know you got lotsa money, evabody says so.  i know how that stuff works, take it out, move it <u>around</u>...  ...stay with me now, <u>fuss</u> with it... whatsay we call your banker now, tell him a <u>code</u>... move that money to me, he <u>confirms</u> it, and i fix you up right now...  whatsay?	..suitcase...locker...
and i expect you to.  let's talk like two medical men	Come on, stay with us.  Look here:  I could get behind you, and give you a <u>spinal</u>, tomorrow, you wuunt feel <u>anything</u> down there, a l'il <u>pulling</u> is all.  N'I'll tell you <u>what</u>, after he's got his jollies, ten, f'teen minutes, I'll come down here, give you a shotta <u>this</u>  stop your heart, an that's <u>you</u> done, an there's an <u>end</u> to it.  What do you say...?  I know you got lotsa money, evabody says so.  I know how that stuff works, take it out, move it <u>around</u>...  ...stay with me now, <u>fuss</u> with it... Whatsay we call your banker now, tell him a <u>code</u>... move that money to me, he <u>confirms</u> it, and I fix you up Right Now...  Whatsay?
i can make you rich.	And I expect you to.  Let's talk like two medical men
oh, yes, what?  you'd <u>bribe</u> me, to, to, to, "release" you...?	I can make you rich.
i believe that your tone implied that there was some <u>good</u> news.... and, do you know... there might be good news for <u>you</u>...	Oh, yes, what?  You'd <u>bribe</u> me, to, to, to, "release" you...?
yes, i did.	I believe that your tone implied that there was some <u>good</u> news.... and, do you know... there might be good news for <u>you</u>...
you said the <u>bad</u> news...	Yes, I did.
...and then, he'll be coming down.	You said the <u>bad</u> news...
mmm...	...and then, he'll be coming down.
...here's to child abuse!	Mmm...
...young boys, still...?	...here's to child abuse!
no, i think he proffers to spend his happy hours with his playmates.	...young boys, still...?
i'm going to work for your reinstatement...	Reinstatement to <u>what</u>?  There ain't nobody there...
i know you did what you could.	I'm going to work for your reinstatement...
i am all attention.	He requests your presence, once again, as part of...
we have a memo here, from your friend mr. krendler at the justice department.	I am all attention.
yes sir, i saw it.	We have a memo here, from your friend Mr. Krendler at the Justice Department.
no.	Well, then--I wouldn't want to be taken for a <u>hobbyist</u>...
am i on that case, sir...?	No.
not for our doctor lechter.  this...  purports to be an x-ray of the hand of a ...white male...mmmm....mmmm...., after the removal of a vestigial sixth digit. left hand.  it purports to be the x-ray of dr. l...	Am I on that case, sir...?
...standard issue...	Not for our Doctor Lechter.  This...  Purports to be an x-ray of the hand of a ...white male...mmmm....mmmm...., after the removal of a vestigial sixth digit. Left Hand.  It purports to be the x-ray of Dr. L...
a fellow with five fingers.	...standard issue...
...what'm i looking at...?	A fellow with five fingers.
this just came in, over the transom. fella, works for a plastic surgeon, argentina.  look here:	...what'm I looking at...?
you seen john brigham...?	This just came in, over the transom. Fella, works for a Plastic Surgeon, Argentina.  Look here:
look at this:	You seen John Brigham...?
...what's he got against you?	He once made me an improper suggestion.
why would you say that?  because he sent me in there to be killed...?  what <u>is</u> this...?	...what's he got against you?
starling...?	One moment, and they're at the <u>Seven-</u> <u>Eleven</u>.  They botched the fallback plan, they...
i don't mind being the token <u>woman</u>, what i'm suggesting, send me out there with a token <u>man</u>... who are these warriors, our cobbled together strike force?  i'm in the room with a fugitive felon...	Starling...?
starling, i've ordered you to shut...	..I was <u>instructed</u> that this was a Joint Task Force, the FBI, BATF, and the Mayor's Special...
i could have acted on my own.  i was told...	Starling, I've ordered you to shut...
shut up, starling...	I could have acted on my own.  I was told...
sir:	Shut up, Starling...
i don't <u>think</u> so...	Well, then, you have insufficient information.  I'm grateful for this opportunity to set you straight.
your girl's a menace.  here, givver <u>this</u>... getter off the street and teach her some <u>humility</u>.	I don't <u>think</u> so...
she was there, alone, sir, she was in a burning building, waiting for your folks to come through the wall.  and...	One moment, I'm not done with you...  Give him the file...
because that's understandable, because. she blew the raid.	She was there, alone, sir, she was in a burning building, waiting for your folks to come through the wall.  And...
that could be.	Because that's understandable, because. She blew the raid.
what, you're saying she was overwrought.	That could be.
i think its meaning is clear.	What, you're saying she was overwrought.
what is that supposed to mean...?	I think its meaning is clear.
well, you know, that happens, on the street.	What is that supposed to mean...?
she threw a punch at a man on the team.	Well, you know, that happens, on the street.
i think that's... {he starts to rise, and the meeting begins to break up) starling, i'm sure these gentlemen...	And how did she get close enough to disarm you?
i had... one moment, i had an <u>agent</u> in there, waiting for <u>backup</u> from...	...she couldn't act on her own..?  Where is the FBI's vaunted Initiative, where..?
well, well, well, well, well, she went <u>in</u> there, to apprehend a dangerous felon. went in there with her gun, came out, <u>without</u> the felon, with<u>out</u> the gun...	I had... one moment, I had an <u>agent</u> in there, waiting for <u>backup</u> from...
just a moment.  starling didn't...	Well, well, well, well, well, she went <u>in</u> there, to apprehend a Dangerous Felon. Went in there with her gun, Came out, <u>without</u> the Felon, with<u>out</u> the gun...
give it up.	Hey, you know, I never thought of that...
well, you know <u>my</u> name, honey, but <i>i</i> don't know <u>yours</u>...	Give it up.
give it up, evelda.	Well, you know <u>my</u> name, honey, but <i>I</i> don't know <u>yours</u>...
waal...	'bout time you <u>learned</u>...
you want to <u>hold</u> him...?	Waal...
i said how's your baby...?	You want to <u>hold</u> him...?
waited too long, hon...?	How's your <u>child</u>?
i said sometime it gets so...	Well, don't you worry, cause that <u>baby's</u> gone take care of <u>that</u>.
what'd you say, hon...?	I said sometime it gets so...
it gets, um... it gets so lonely sometime.	What'd you say, hon...?
waal...	It gets, um... it gets so lonely sometime.
i'm an orphan.	Well, then, you're a lucky girl, cause that baby's gone to be your family.  ...I've got an appointment....
said what?	I'm an orphan.
....i didn't realize i said it out loud.	Said what?
gonna be fine.  you ask your momma.	....I didn't realize I said it out loud.
evone tells me:  i shoulda been in, fi, six, months ago.... thizz my first checkup.	Gonna be fine.  You ask your momma.
you nervous...?	Evone tells me:  I shoulda been in, fi, six, months ago.... thizz my first checkup.
s'hotter inside than it is <u>outside</u>...even with the air conditioning.	You nervous...?
and what was the trip <u>before</u>...?	That, that was <u>business</u>...
no, this is <u>pleasure</u>...	And what was the trip <u>before</u>...?
and how good of <u>you</u> to remember it. then, this trip, then, is not a return to <u>america</u>...	No, this is <u>pleasure</u>...
...you told me you were studying for your examination by the <u>studiolo</u>...	And how good of <u>you</u> to remember it. Then, this trip, then, is not a return to <u>America</u>...
...how so?	...you told me you were studying for your examination by the <u>Studiolo</u>...
how wonderful of you, to hold that information in your <u>busy</u> mind...	...how so?
my mother told me to ignore the blandishments of charming men.	Then, she, <u>herself</u>, possessed some knowledge of the Greater World...How pleased am I to see you looking so well...
...should love to correct your error.	Well, perhaps sometime we...
and yet, they are not know for their cuisine.	...should love to correct your error.
i have had many excellent meals there.	And yet, they are not know for their cuisine.
you know it?	I have had many excellent meals there.
a wonderful country...	You know it?
my husband brought it to me from america.	A wonderful country...
sadly, no.  and i find that birth is one of the few things in life which study and a pleasant attitude can not amend. what do you think?	And how do we account for the interest of such a charming man, an interest in Torture?
i'd like to walk home with you, and...	Yes, of course, and we'll <u>collect</u> them. I won't be a minute...
i require...	...yes, yes, yes...
yes, i think i amused them.  to what do i owe...?	I require...
i'm not a scholar, dottore.  but it seemed as if they, as if they...	Yes, I think I amused them.  To what do I owe...?
...long overdue.	Back to <u>America</u>...?   When first we met you'd just returned from America.
i've left my <u>program</u>...	Take mine.  Ah. And is that your <u>wife</u>...  Signora.  Can it be that you are lovelier, even, than at our last encounter...?
if such there breathe, i'm sure you could <u>unearth</u> him...  your reputation does you honor.	I've left my <u>program</u>...
who does not?	If such there breathe, I'm sure you could <u>unearth</u> him...  Your reputation does you honor.
well, if you will excuse me.  madame. what a pleasure.	The commissioner is going round the Cafe...
darling...	Well, if you will excuse me.  Madame. What a pleasure.
dr. fell is studying for his examination by the studiolo.	Indeed I am.  And the connection, between Dante, and, in fact, between your illustrious forebears... if you'd come with me, I could show you...
darling, dr. fell.  my wife madame pazzi.	Enchante.
you know america?	...you have <u>brought</u> this perfume... brought this perfume.  Back.  <u>Back</u> from America.  To your New Wife...  You have given it to her, and some of...  Some of 'her perfume' has found its way back onto you.  Lucky man.  Lucky man, indeed.
i <u>sense</u>...  the faintest <u>whiff</u> of a perfume, whose <u>base</u>, whose <u>base</u>, whose <u>base</u> is "hamamelis" ... it is <u>witch-hazel</u>--such a clean scent.  no, not a european scent. i would say it is a scent of the new world.  i would say, you have been in america.  have i struck home?	You know America?
how could you know?	I <u>sense</u>...  The faintest <u>whiff</u> of a perfume, whose <u>base</u>, whose <u>base</u>, whose <u>base</u> is "Hamamelis" ... it is <u>witch-hazel</u>--such a clean scent.  No, not a European scent. I would say it is a scent of the New World.  I would say, you have been in America.  Have I struck home?
i wonder no longer.  you were out of the country.	How could you know?
and?  then?	I wonder no longer.  You were out of the country.
i have had the honor.	And?  Then?
it was adresa de pazzi, depicted as john the baptist.  you have seen the chapel?	I have had the honor.
you resemble a figure from the della robia rondels, in your family's chapel at santa croce.	It was Adresa de Pazzi, depicted as John the Baptist.  You have seen the chapel?
yes.  how did you know?	You resemble a figure from the Della Robia Rondels, in your family's chapel at Santa Croce.
carpal-tunnel syndrome.  from a life of typing.  commendatore.  <u>history</u>, a hazardous profession.	Yes.  How did you know?
how so?	Carpal-tunnel syndrome.  From a life of typing.  Commendatore.  <u>History</u>, a hazardous profession.
my scar is a war-wound.	How so?
...your <u>scar</u>..?	My scar is a war-wound.
i'm a historian.  it is our task to assemble the seemingly unconnected into the obvious.	...your <u>scar</u>..?
you assemble this, on the instant, from these few observations?	I'm a historian.  It is our task to assemble the seemingly unconnected into the obvious.
i saw a man, somewhat <u>fatigued</u>. quickly dressed, a bit dishevelled.  in the middle of the day.  an old story.  and then i saw the clothing was <u>fresh</u>--therefore:  a man who dressed at <u>home</u>.  and then i remarked the new <u>wedding</u> ring.  and so:  the <u>story</u> gave me pause.  a lovely story.  a new, and a beloved <u>wife</u>.  i wish you joy.	You assemble this, on the instant, from these few observations?
why did you look at me that way?	I saw a man in disheveled clothing, but <u>clean</u>.  Just dressed--in the middle of the...
yes, it must be hard to be a policeman. is it hard?  must one, then, be constantly suspicious?	Why did you look at me that way?
you looked oddly at me, back on the landing.	Yes, it must be hard to be a policeman. Is it hard?  Must one, then, be constantly suspicious?
and you have a new wedding ring on yours? <u>la vita nuova</u>?--	You looked oddly at me, back on the landing.
you have a recent scar on the back of your hand.	And you have a new wedding ring on yours? <u>La Vita Nuova</u>?--
if your duty requires it.	You have a recent scar on the back of your hand.
yes.  packed and with an inventory.	I'll have them picked up.
of course, <u>in</u> his offices, if you come across anything, any personal papers of his, anything, however trivial, would you contact me, please... are his personal effects still at the palazzo?	Yes.  Packed and with an inventory.
it is only temporary, until my confirmation by...	Of course, <u>in</u> his offices, if you come across anything, any personal papers of his, anything, however trivial, would you contact me, please... Are his personal effects still at the Palazzo?
you have taken over his offices, is that not so?	It is only temporary, until my confirmation by...
...yes.	You have taken over his offices, is that not so?
i know that the officers who first investigated his disappearance searched for a <u>note</u>, a farewell note, a suicide note...	...yes.
i never met him.  i knew him only from his writings.	I know that the officers who first investigated his disappearance searched for a <u>note</u>, a farewell note, a suicide note...
could you tell me:  did you ever meet your predecessor, dottore fanelli...?	I never met him.  I knew him only from his writings.
of course, commendatore...	Could you tell me:  did you ever meet your predecessor, Dottore Fanelli...?
...who say...?	The government says.  Mama has lost her job, so she can't be your foster mother.  The police found a marijuana cigarette in your home.  You can't see Mama anymore.  Or Shirley.  Or Kitty Cat.  That's what the <u>Government</u> says...
yes.  franklin, you can't live there anymore.  with mama and shirly and kittykat.  you have to go away.	...who say...?
...and shirly, let me sleep with her sometime.	Yes.  Franklin, you can't live there anymore.  With Mama and Shirly and Kittykat.  You have to go away.
yes.... yes...	...and Shirly, let me sleep with her sometime.
we got kittykat...	Yes.... yes...
do you like it at your home, franklin?	We got KittyKat...
no.	Do you like it at your home, Franklin?
she's not the first foster that you've had.  <u>is</u> she?	No.
she my foster.	She's not the first foster that you've had.  <u>Is</u> she?
in and out.  yes.  and mama... and mama, is not your real mama, is she franklin?	She my foster.
where do you live?	With Mama and Shirley and Stringbean.
...franklin.	Where do you live?
well, i don't want to starve them too long.  they die.	Oh, no, no.  It won't be <u>that</u> long.
is it necessary to know?	Well, I don't want to starve them too long.  They die.
...they eat the dummy, sir, they eat the <u>man</u>... i keep them hungry.  when... when do we think this man arrives.	Is it necessary to know?
they <u>will</u>, sir.  we <u>train</u> them, to the figurine, <u>eventually</u>, they consume a man, say, 80 kilos, say, in...	...tell them...
make them eat the figurine.	They <u>will</u>, sir.  We <u>train</u> them, to the figurine, <u>eventually</u>, they consume a man, say, 80 kilos, say, in...
...may be the heat....	Let's get her <u>out</u> of here....
i realize, you're under a lot of....	You put my friend in the ground, with your mickeymouse <u>TaskForce</u>...  Izsat the kind of Headlines that Preserve and Promote, you, sir?
...get outta my way, you sonofa<u>bitch</u>...	I realize, you're under a lot of....
i came to pay my...	...get outta my way, you sonofa<u>bitch</u>...
...spend some time on the streets.  ask me then...	Thank you, that's not responsive.  How did our Miss Drumgo get...
and, fine, alright, and fine... what are <u>you</u>doing, this whole time?	Sir, I was, as instructed, waiting for the Arrival of the Strike Force. {PAUSE)
oh, is this your political position, you're opposed to joint...	I'm opposed to being part, Your Rainbow Coalition.  Evelda Drumgo?  I could of took her down in a snap of the <u>fingers</u>-- <u>But</u>-- I'm out there, and my Rules of Engagement...
due respect, you <u>don't</u>, sir, your precious joint operation.  fbi, atf, dc swat, it's alphabet <u>soup</u>, we don't have the same radio freqs, we don't...	Oh, is this your political position, you're opposed to Joint...
no, i don't get you...	Due respect, you <u>don't</u>, sir, your precious Joint Operation.  FBI, ATF, DC SWAT, it's alphabet <u>soup</u>, we don't have the same Radio Freqs, we don't...
and i'm telling you:  you wanna throw a birthday party:  every kid gets a chance to play, that's <u>fine</u>, but...	No, I don't get you...
i'm saying: ... and what's wrong with that.	And I'm telling you:  You wanna throw a Birthday Party:  Every kid gets a Chance to Play, that's <u>fine</u>, but...
then where was it?  i'm sent out there... i'm told that the <u>arrest</u> must be a joint...	I'm saying: ... and what's wrong with that.
you were given backup....	THEN WHERE WAS IT?  I'm sent out there... I'm told that the <u>arrest</u> must be a joint...
sir, i'm in law enforcement, i was out there, dealing with an armed and dangerous...	You were given backup....
you find something objectionable to working in partnership with....	Sir, I'm in Law Enforcement, I was out there, dealing with an armed and dangerous...
and you let her get away.	Sir, with all due respect....
i'm afraid, this wine is making me woozy...	...you have to <u>eat</u>...
he saw the truth, and <u>spoke</u> it...	I'm afraid, this wine is making me woozy...
and how did he do that?	He saw the truth, and <u>spoke</u> it...
freud, do you know...?  freud psychoanalyzed patients in one afternoon.	And how did he do that?
...and my need for the institution...	Freud, do you know...?  Freud psychoanalyzed patients in One Afternoon.
indeed we were.	...and my need for The Institution...
...we were speaking of my <u>father</u>...	Indeed we were.
...i'm sorry....?	...we were speaking of my <u>father</u>...
i hope you'll <u>find</u> it so.  yes.  it's <u>good</u> to see you regaining your strength...	Thanks to <u>you</u>...
what is that that smells so wonderful.	I hope you'll <u>find</u> it so.  Yes.  It's <u>good</u> to see you regaining your strength...
i'd prefer you to say what you feel.	What is that that smells so wonderful.
thank you.  no, i know you'd prefer "i'm glad you <u>find</u> me so..."	I'd prefer you to say what you feel.
you look lovely.	Thank you.  No, I know you'd prefer "I'm glad you <u>find</u> me so..."
i'm going to cut you loose.  with all due respect, doctor, if you fuck with me, i'll shoot you dead, do you understand...?  do right and you'll live through this.	Spoken like a Protestant.
<u>perhaps</u>... shall we <u>see</u>...?	I'm going to cut you loose.  With all due respect, Doctor, if you fuck with me, I'll shoot you dead, do you understand...?  Do right and you'll live through this.
can you walk?  are your legs working...?	<u>Perhaps</u>... shall we <u>see</u>...?
...when i...	...what has she done to harm you...?
...might i make a suggestion...?	...after you' re dead.  AND WHEN I GIVE THE WORD, do you understand...when I give the <u>word</u>...
and what would be of greater help, than to release her, from the bonds of this sordid earthly existence.  don't you think?  in which the innocent are tortured in ways which would make the anguish of the damned seem tame and unimaginative, don't you <u>think</u>?  blind him again, and prepare <u>him and her</u> for the pigs!	...might I make a suggestion...?
the girl needs help.	And what would be of Greater Help, than to release her, from the bonds of this sordid earthly existence.  DON'T YOU THINK?  IN WHICH THE INNOCENT ARE TORTURED IN WAYS WHICH WOULD MAKE THE ANGUISH OF THE DAMNED SEEM TAME AND UNIMAGINATIVE, DON'T YOU <u>THINK</u>?  BLIND HIM AGAIN, AND PREPARE <u>HIM AND HER</u> FOR THE PIGS!
yes, to cease to hope is the greatest crime.  the greatest crime.  perhaps the <u>only</u> crime.  <u>i</u> never ceased to hope!	The girl needs help.
...which of us is free...?	Yes, to cease to Hope is the Greatest Crime.  The Greatest crime.  Perhaps the <u>only</u> crime.  <u>I</u> never ceased to hope!
you're <u>free</u>...	...which of us is free...?
the girl could use some help.	You're <u>free</u>...
would that add to your <u>mirth</u>?	Explain in depth the plan we have for him.  Until tomorrow.
you don't wish to <u>beg</u>...?	Would that add to your <u>mirth</u>?
<u>yes</u>.	You don't wish to <u>beg</u>...?
are you <u>done</u>?	<u>Yes</u>.
it is not that i care for <u>you</u>--but that i posses an enquiring mind.  what will you <u>do</u> when i am gone?  when you have nothing to occupy your thoughts, save the memory of your own folly, and, more to the point, stupidity.	ARE YOU <u>DONE</u>?
why should <u>you</u> care?	It is not that I care for <u>you</u>--but that I posses an enquiring mind.  What will you <u>do</u> when I am gone?  When you have nothing to occupy your thoughts, save the memory of your own folly, and, more to the point, stupidity.
...but will that satisfy you?	Why should <u>you</u> care?
thank you, cordell.	...but will that satisfy you?
give me your gun...	...<u>what</u>...?
why?	Cause I'm tired, cleaning up after you.  Why dontcha gimme the gun?
don't shoot yourself.	Why?
you goin to shoot yourself?	Don't shoot yourself.
what would you guess, ardelia?	You goin to shoot yourself?
y'want to gimme brigham's pistol?	What would you guess, Ardelia?
trouble is, they all seem to <u>die</u>.	Y'want to gimme Brigham's pistol?
you got a lot of people love you, starling.	Trouble is, they all seem to <u>die</u>.
yeah.  well.  they're a talkative buncha commentators.	You got a lot of people love you, Starling.
every suicide kills two.	Yeah.  Well.  They're a talkative buncha commentators.
no.	Every suicide kills two.
...what...?	N'not <u>that</u> sad.
...what?	Do you think you could make a cup of coffee, cause I'm going to work.
...something about my <u>father</u>...?	...what?
what was it.  what was it, honey?	...something about my <u>father</u>...?
what broke <u>you</u> free, girl?	I met a man, and His Troubles Were Greater Than Mine...
no.  i want to buy a dog.	What broke <u>you</u> free, Girl?
what do you want to do?  you want to jam up that sonofabitch krendler.	No.  I want to buy a dog.
i don't wanna go out there at <u>all</u>...	What do you want to do?  You want to jam up that sonofabitch Krendler.
you stay offa this alphabet soup detail, all this half-baked, cowboy stuff, till after you get your <u>mind</u> cleared.... you don't wanna go out there a half-step <u>slow</u>...	I don't wanna go out there at <u>all</u>...
yeah, that's too hip for the room.	You stay offa this Alphabet Soup Detail, all this half-baked, cowboy stuff, till after you get your <u>mind</u> cleared.... you don't wanna go out there a half-step <u>slow</u>...
saying what, "look out for a guy with ten fingers...?"	Yeah, that's too Hip for the Room.
mr. crawford asked my opinion.  here we've got a purported x-ray, dr. lechter's surgery.  do we keep it secret, or broadcast it?	Saying what, "Look out for a guy with ten fingers...?"
i'll tell you what:  i should go in there, volunteer to fill up his female quota.	Mr. Crawford asked my opinion.  Here we've got a purported x-ray, Dr. Lechter's surgery.  Do we keep it secret, or broadcast it?
my daddy would say:  accept with glee the things you cannot change.	I'll tell you what:  I should go in there, volunteer to fill up his Female Quota.
the multi-jurisdiction task force:  read alphabet soup, for the continued pursuit, and in preparation for the apprehension of the fugitive, evelda drumgo.  the man's hazing you.	My daddy would say:  accept with glee the things you cannot change.
i'm going to do it, and you're going to catch the bouquet.	The Multi-Jurisdiction Task Force:  read alphabet soup, for the continued pursuit, and in preparation for the apprehension of the fugitive, Evelda Drumgo.  The man's hazing you.
you're going to <u>do</u> that?	I'm going to do it, and you're going to catch the bouquet.
because you're going to help me plan a party.	You're going to <u>do</u> that?
yeah, well, it's a raw wound, innit, you're gonna bump it, every time you turn around... but you know what the <u>trick</u> is...?	...not to turn around.
show'm the fbi <u>hand</u>shake...	I am no going to show you the <u>secret</u> <u>handshake</u>!
yeah, well, they solved that:  turns out, he'uz a <u>cannibal</u>...	Show'm the FBI <u>Hand</u>shake...
because, baby, you're looking to find love in an institution, that's your only chance....	Yeah, but who would marry friendless <u>me</u>...  Howabout you, Romeo...?
that's what i should do.  tell me why?	Because, baby, you're looking to find love in an institution, that's your only chance....
you should get married.	That's what I should do.  Tell me why?
look what they put her on...	No, that is code-word material, that's what <u>that</u> is....
what else's he goin to do with his day, he can't work, and he won't steal...	Oh baby, oh baby....
our mister <u>frendler</u> to, to, to humiliate me, though....	What else's he goin to do with his day, he can't work, and he won't steal...
i guess the only thing is suck it up...	Well.  <u>Excellent</u>... I'm...
alcohol.  where both its life-enhancing and its life destroying qualities...  ...not unlike some hindu <u>god</u>...	I guess the only thing is Suck it Up...
what's that, baby?	Alcohol.  Where both its life-enhancing And its life destroying qualities...  ...not unlike some Hindu <u>God</u>...
i want the <u>same</u> drink.  cause it did me <u>good</u>... but i already drunk it, so, barring that, yes, i would like another.	What's that, Baby?
you want another drink, honey...?	I want the <u>same</u> drink.  Cause it did me <u>good</u>... but I already drunk it, so, barring that, yes, I would like another.
yes, but the <u>important</u> thing, as i've said...	...get me a cigarette.
...and then, we're going to <u>greece</u>...	Yes, but the <u>important</u> thing, as I've said...
ask me when we get home.	Oh, my <u>program</u>...
the case that i am <u>working</u> on...	It's a <u>joke</u>.  You're a joke.  You're a joke.  You don't know what money <u>is</u>-- your idea of money...  ...spend it on a whore on your 'business trip.'  That is the fine limit of your ambitions...
....because we don't have any mmm...	The Case that I am <u>working</u> on...
"because we don't have any money."	....because we don't have any mmm...
because...?	Because we cannot <u>pay</u>...
then we cannot go.	Because...?
no.  invite us?  no, he simply...	Then we cannot go.
yes, yes, yes, your thirty thousand dollars reward, which you would have to split with your team, which, <u>if</u> you get it, will not buy me a new <u>watch</u>...	...what do you expect me to...
i am on the track of...	Yes, yes, yes, your thirty thousand dollars reward, which you would have to split with your team, which, <u>if</u> you get it, will not buy me a new <u>watch</u>...
...they asked us to dinner.  how can we accept if we cannot <u>return</u> the...	I am on the track of...
...my love...	...they asked us to dinner.  How can we accept if we cannot <u>return</u> the...
...why are we here in the <u>first</u> place...?	Because it is exclusive... because <u>everyone</u> will be here...
we are here on sufferance.  i am here...	...why are we here in the <u>first</u> place...?
i don't understand.	We are here on sufferance.  I am here...
...and that is what you need to expand.	I don't understand.
...whatever is within my <u>power</u>...	...and that is what you need to expand.
speaking of which, i want you also to get us tickets for the opera...	...whatever is within my <u>power</u>...
fine, thank you, but	Speaking of which, I want you also to get us tickets for the Opera...
they aren't expensive, you got them through your connections.... speaking of which:	Fine, thank you, but
...the purpose of the exercise... is it because they are <u>expensive</u>...	They aren't expensive, you got them through your connections.... speaking of which:
what shape is the scar?	The shape of a Three.
i want the money.	What shape is the scar?
what shape is the scar?	I want the money.
i know something no one knows.  he has had his finger removed.  on his left hand.  it left a scar.	What shape is the scar?
and why should we believe you?	I know something no one knows.  He has had his finger removed.  On his left hand.  It left a scar.
i know where he is.	And why should we believe you?
i'm sure i don't know who you mean.	I know where he is.
i know where he is.	I'm sure I don't know who you mean.
...what did you want?	I know where he is.
hello....?	...what did you want?
i din't solve it, i didn't '<u>solve it</u>'.  i just sat a <u>dance</u> out with him.  facts, facts, facts.  <u>facts</u>, close the case, cavalier.	...a case, so, so <u>fascinating</u>, so...
....this is perhaps an inappropriate <u>time</u>... but, i would like to say, it is an honor to meet the woman who <u>solved</u> the celebrated hannibal lechter...	I din't solve it, I didn't '<u>solve it</u>'.  I just sat a <u>dance</u> out with him.  Facts, facts, facts.  <u>Facts</u>, close the case, cavalier.
waal, you hold fast to that thought, as i'm sure, that's a "clue"...	....this is perhaps an inappropriate <u>time</u>... but, I would like to say, it is an honor to meet the Woman who <u>solved</u> the celebrated Hannibal Lechter...
...but:  this particular statue...	Waal, you hold fast to that thought, as I'm sure, that's a "clue"...
yeah, i'm sure it's famed for lotsa things, and you're one'a'them...	...but:  this particular statue...
<u>do</u> you.  what does that mean?	It is a gravestone in the cemetery of ______ in my native Florence.
i know it well.	<u>Do</u> you.  What does that mean?
...this one is my favorite.  it has not title.  they should call it "fetch," whaddaya think...?	I know it well.
...what a lovely perfume.	Waal, you c'n only get it in one shop in Alexandria Virginia, n'that's where I'm going, cause I'm goin <u>home</u>, f'i can get n'y'one, Of That Nature, to <u>take</u> her there...
or clear your windshield with it.	...what a lovely perfume.
thank you.	Or clear your windshield with it.
no,i get it, this is my <u>cavalier</u>.  this gents my italian knight.  take <u>this</u>...  for this shall be my gage, and you can take it into battle.	Thank you.
is it necessary to say of the sea that it is salt, that the stars are far, that...	No,I get it, this is my <u>Cavalier</u>.  This gents my Italian Knight.  Take <u>this</u>...  For this shall be my gage, and you can take it into battle.
the great and <u>beautiful</u>...	Is it necessary to say of the sea that it is salt, that the stars are far, that...
his feelings do him honor.  and i have come, simply, to pay my <u>respects</u> to the great clarice starling...	The great and <u>beautiful</u>...
i'm sure there is, but my young friend here, would <u>kill</u> you.	His feelings do him honor.  And I have come, simply, to pay my <u>respects</u> to the great Clarice Starling...
but perhaps, there is some, some less radical solution.	I'm sure there is, but my young Friend here, would <u>kill</u> you.
hey, lost again.	But perhaps, there is some, some less radical solution.
...<u>sadly</u>...	Hey, lost again.
you were kind enough, today, to take my photograph.	Well, that's you see, what I am, kind and feeling.
no, y'know, i never <u>doubted</u> it...	You were kind enough, today, to take my photograph.
an honor.  carlo pazzi....	No, y'know, I never <u>doubted</u> it...
brazilian.	It would seem.
...a dr. fell.  a brazilian, i think. applying for fanelli's post.	Brazilian.
speaking of the vacant post.	Dottore Fanelli...
they're grilling the applicant for the vacant post.	Speaking of the Vacant Post.
what're they on about?	They're grilling the applicant for the Vacant Post.
thirty thousand dollars reward.  in the whereabouts of il dottore fanelli, or the apprehension of his...	...yes, yes, yes....
i can't remember.  i've got to make some money.	Thirty thousand dollars reward.  In the whereabouts of Il Dottore Fanelli, or the apprehension of his...
she must be something special after dark.	I can't remember.  I've got to make some money.
...i feel that...	"A liaison position with the Opera."
and what does <u>that</u> mean?	...I feel that...
...a <u>liaison</u> position...	And what does <u>that</u> mean?
when?	But they were not there.  <u>Yesterday</u>.  Is that called a Delusion...?
but.  he was a night <u>watchman</u>.  that's what he was.  n'they brought back, his hat, his <u>badge</u>, an his <u>timeclock</u>.  n'then they took me off.  i <u>saw</u>... i saw.  clear as day, do you, do they call it a <u>delusion</u>?  his hat an his badge.  clear as day, bulletholes and all.	When?
...yes...?	But.  He was a night <u>watchman</u>.  That's what he was.  N'They brought back, his hat, his <u>badge</u>, an his <u>timeclock</u>.  N'then they took me off.  I <u>saw</u>... I saw.  Clear as day, do you, do they call it a <u>delusion</u>?  His hat an his badge.  Clear as day, bulletholes and all.
and.  i always said, he was a <u>p'lice</u> officer.	...yes...?
and you have been <u>dreaming</u>... dreaming about this hat, and...	And.  I always said, he was a <u>P'lice</u> officer.
and all he <u>left</u> us:  the country brought back his <u>hat</u>, and his <u>badge</u>... both with a bullethole in them.  an' that's what he left us.  that's what i said.	And you have been <u>dreaming</u>... dreaming about this Hat, and...
he was <u>shot</u>...he was shot.  on his rounds.  and... and...	That's when you went to the Orphanage...
...why?	Because it's the game you've chosen. That's really all we have time for.
your life has been defined by institutions.  the orphanage where you were raised, the fbi academy, the bureau.  if the institution is your life, <u>accept</u> it.  ask to be reinstated on the "drumgo" task force.  play their game.	...why?
yes.	Your life has been defined by institutions.  The Orphanage where you were raised, the FBI Academy, the Bureau.  If the Institution is your life, <u>accept</u> it.  Ask to be reinstated on the "Drumgo" task force.  Play their game.
you want some <u>advice</u>.	Yes.
i want to do something <u>positive</u>...	You want some <u>advice</u>.
...yes...?	I want to do something <u>positive</u>...
i..	...yes...?
that if <u>decision</u> were a useful tool, you wouldn't <u>be</u> here.  why are you here...?	I..
what is your point?	That if <u>decision</u> were a useful tool, you wouldn't <u>be</u> here.  Why are you here...?
and you've decided to get <u>married</u>.  you've decided a <u>lot</u> of things.  but, in spite of your decisions--you are still "nagged" by feelings of:  <u>despair</u>, of <u>failure</u> of... you still have the <u>nightmare</u>, you...	What is your point?
yes.	And you've decided to get <u>married</u>.  You've decided a <u>lot</u> of things.  But, in spite of your decisions--you are still "nagged" by feelings of:  <u>despair</u>, of <u>failure</u> of... you still have the <u>nightmare</u>, you...
and you have decided to accept... to accept this "emotion," as you put it, to the ... the "sweepings. of the lechter case.	Yes.
that's right.	And you have decided to accept... to accept this "emotion," as you put it, to the ... the "sweepings. of the Lechter case.
you said:  that you have "decided." that your... your feelings of persecution, as you put it are a "self- indulgence," and you are going to put them aside.  and get on with your job.	That's right.
i don't understand.	You said:  that you have "decided." That your... your feelings of persecution, as you put it are a "self- indulgence," and you are going to put them aside.  And get on with your job.
yes, but no one is in control of their emotions.  that's all we have time for today...	I don't understand.
but... but....but.... you're <u>right</u>.  i used it.  to <u>bargain</u>.  for her <u>sympathy</u>...  i <u>used</u> it--to "whore myself out"--	Welcome to the human race.  Do you know, there are people who admire you?  Reasonable people.  Why don't you <u>find</u> them...?
...you <u>are</u> an orphan.	But... but....but.... you're <u>right</u>.  I used it.  To <u>bargain</u>.  For her <u>sympathy</u>...  I <u>used</u> it--to "whore myself out"--
i told that woman i'm an orphan.	...you <u>are</u> an orphan.
how do you think that made him feel?  what does that <u>mean</u>, "to go beyond the institution...?"	I told that woman I'm an orphan.
yes.	How do you think that made him feel?  What does that <u>mean</u>, "to go beyond the institution...?"
what's wrong with approval?  you admired that man.	Yes.
for approval.	What's wrong with approval?  You admired that man.
...would you use a small word?	For approval.
if <u>he</u> could overcome... his need for... for self-<u>ratification</u>...	...would you use a small word?
yes, so you said.  but what does that mean:  to go beyond the institution.	If <u>he</u> could overcome... his need for... for self-<u>ratification</u>...
i saw a man today, a man so hideously deformed who'll spend his life in a hospital bbb...	Yes, so you said.  But what does that mean:  to go beyond The Institution.
what does <u>that</u> mean?	I saw a man today, a man so hideously deformed who'll spend his life in a hospital bbb...
yes.	What does <u>that</u> mean?
your father.  it is not <u>they</u>, who...	Well, no...  That's... I appreciate your <u>help</u>, but...
...no.	Your father.  It is not <u>they</u>, who...
it is <u>you</u> who have betrayed...	...no.
no, i don't <u>think</u> so...	It is <u>you</u> who have betrayed...
...<u>barter</u> with her.  to appeal to her, and you feel that...	No, I don't <u>think</u> so...
...no...	...<u>barter</u> with her.  To appeal to her, and you feel that...
...you called up memories of your <u>father</u> to...	...no...
...no...	...you called up memories of your <u>father</u> to...
yes.  i think i <u>do</u>.  i think it is a phrase you used with that woman.  you told her you were an <u>orphan</u>.  you <u>used</u>, to your mind, your most private fears.	...no...
i don't know.  do <u>you</u> know...?	Yes.  I think I <u>do</u>.  I think it is a phrase you used with that woman.  You told her you were an <u>orphan</u>.  You <u>used</u>, to your mind, your most private fears.
then what brings you back?	I don't know.  Do <u>you</u> know...?
i don't <u>think</u> so.	Then what brings you back?
then, that being so, why is today special?  why have you come back to see me?  is it that new file they gave you?	I don't <u>think</u> so.
no.  that's right.  that's all part of it.	Then, that being so, why is today special?  Why have you come back to see me?  Is it that new file they gave you?
..and <u>humiliation</u>?  what is this new job they've...?	No.  That's right.  That's all part of it.
....that's right.	..and <u>humiliation</u>?  What is this new job they've...?
...and to have <u>done</u> it, means, can mean to accept, not only <u>danger</u>, but <u>betrayal</u>...?	....that's right.
well, you know, you know, you know, the <u>point</u> is:  i <u>can't</u> tell you.  cause you haven't <u>been</u> there.  you haven't <u>done it</u>. and that's all there <u>is</u>.	...and to have <u>done</u> it, means, can mean to accept, not only <u>danger</u>, but <u>betrayal</u>...?
then tell me.	Well, you know, you know, you know, the <u>point</u> is:  I <u>can't</u> tell you.  Cause you haven't <u>been</u> there.  You haven't <u>done it</u>. And that's all there <u>is</u>.
i'm sorry, i don't mean to be impolite. because, you know, you can't understand.	Then tell me.
tell me why...?	I'm sorry, I don't mean to be impolite. Because, you know, you can't understand.
yes, then, you're saying that you <u>haven't</u> bid upon these drawings.	I have not, I would <u>not</u>.  For life  life goes on Starling.  And, wait, wait, I wish to <u>talk</u> to you... I'm...    One moment.  I was <u>afflicted</u>, do you see, but my affliction was not in my meeting with your Dr. Lechter.  I was <u>afflicted</u> before. Before.  Do you see?  In my arrogance. Do not  Do not curse God when you are humiliated.  Listen to me: <u>embrace</u> it, and you embrace <u>life</u>.... <u>Listen</u>, and you hear the word of <u>God</u>...
...sir...?	Isn't it funny?  You can look on my face  which you would grant me, is the most hideous sight you will see in what I hope is a long life. You can look at me.  Which shows  a Strength which <u>must</u> come from strong  strong convictions.   But you <u>shy</u> when I say the name of God.
my encounter.	<u>Someone</u> offered three million dollars bounty on Dr. Lechter's head.
because, sir, you are the only one of his victims who lived.  and because you have large resources.	Large resources, Starling, which I prefer to devote elsewhere....
and why would you suspect me, of this ghoulishness?	Because, sir, you are the only one of his victims who lived.  And because you have large resources.
because if it was not you, then, perhaps it was dr. lechter, trying to reclaim his own property.	And why would you suspect me, of this ghoulishness?
because?	Because if it was not you, then, perhaps it was Dr. Lechter, trying to reclaim his own property.
sir, various drawings, done by dr. lechter, while in prison, stolen from the prison after his escape, have surfaced and are being sold at auction.  several large reserve bids have been placed on them.  i have to ask if you've placed those bids.	Because?
because we must leave the past <u>in</u> the past.    ah.  and here we have artifacts of, yes, my own encounter with him...	Sir, various drawings, done by Dr. Lechter, while in prison, stolen from the prison after his escape, have surfaced and are being sold at auction.  Several large reserve bids have been placed on them.  I have to ask if you've placed those bids.
no, sir, it's not my job to capt... why do you say how terrible?	Because we must leave the past <u>in</u> the past.    Ah.  And here we have artifacts of, yes, my own encounter with him...
ah, yes, ah yes.  our doctor lechter... and have they sent you, once again to <u>capture</u> him?  how terrible for you...	No, sir, it's not my job to capt... why do you say how terrible?
for the <u>worst</u> hurt, of course, that which will not heal, is the conviction no one cares.	I've come to see you, sir, about an Auction...
you think you're so...but you're just...	That's it, Adam, pretend it's one of those arcade things, the tighter you squeeze, the more of a man you are...Ooh, that's it.
don't raise your voice at--i gave you the ultimate male fantasy--sex, nothing on the side. don't pretend we shared anything other than fluids.	Stop it, stop it, you satanic whore!
that doesn't make me feel better! why are you being like this?	Don't raise your voice at--I gave you the ultimate male fantasy--sex, nothing on the side. Don't pretend we shared anything other than fluids.
and this peepers was your...dog?  if it makes you feel better, i probably wasn't paying attention.	That doesn't make me feel better! Why are you being like this?
but, but that was before we started sharing stuff. before i told you how i cried when peepers died. i never told anyone that before.	And this Peepers was your...dog?  If it makes you feel better, I probably wasn't paying attention.
adam. dollface. we had a physical relationship that served a purpose and now...	But, but that was before we started sharing stuff. Before I told you how I cried when Peepers died. I never told anyone that before.
why are you being so grouchy--this is an important night for us...	Adam. Dollface. We had a physical relationship that served a purpose and now...
yeah...are we going to do it or what? i still haven't packed.	Why are you being so grouchy--This is an important night for us...
it's funny, when i first met you i thought you were such a weirdo...i still think you're a nut, but you're my nut.	Yeah...Are we going to do it or what? I still haven't packed.
why are you...don't stop...why?	"Why?" If I asked questions like that, I'd never make love-"love"-- Damn you, Damn this, damnit!
no really, keep talking, i ree-ally want to hear what you have to say, you're just so eloquent...	Why are you...don't stop...why?
about three days. i'm a monster. he's a monster. actually, we're both just guys. i don't expect you to understand that i...	No really, keep talking, I ree-ally want to hear what you have to say, you're just so eloquent...
sadist!  i can't believe i thought you could change--this is your idea of discipline?  you're a monster.  that kid is going to be traumatized for...	About three days. I'm a monster. He's a monster. Actually, we're both just guys. I don't expect you to understand that I...
believe me, i wish i knew less.  oh, if you weren't such a pig...	I can be a good pig. Babe. Charlotte's Web. Good pig. Watch.
i'll bet you're glad i waited until the last day to have this conversation.	You have no idea. Now run away.
well, uh...promise me you won't do anything until you're 18.	Did you wait until you were 18?
you mean you didn't have any gay thoughts when you were my age...	Well, uh...Promise me you won't do anything until you're 18.
andrew. you're not gay; you're ten. you shouldn't even be having thoughts like...	You mean you didn't have any gay thoughts when you were my age...
i'm gay. like you didn't know.	Andrew. You're not gay; you're ten. You shouldn't even be having thoughts like...
no.	That's good. I wouldn't have wanted to embarrass myself.
was there a night that i got really drunk and declared that i never loved anyone as much as i loved you?	No.
summer would have been a lot less without you. you're a true friend, donald.	Was there a night that I got really drunk and declared that I never loved anyone as much as I loved you?
now what? what did i do this time?	I just wanted to know if you've seen this.
okay, okay, just don't everyone talk at once...first of all, little jason has a learning disability...	Yeah, his lack of intelligence. Sorry, Wendy, but as learning disabilities go, stupidity is often overlooked.
i couldn't tell her...it's, it's too major...jesus, i'm starting to believe in god and what's worse i think i like the guy. the lightning bolt was just a test, right?  wendy and i--we're meant to be. i'm right, right?  i have to see her...	Say Hi for me.
uh, yeah, that's...wow.	I couldn't tell her...it's, it's too major...Jesus, I'm starting to believe in God and what's worse I think I like the guy. The lightning bolt was just a test, right?  Wendy and I--we're meant to be. I'm right, right?  I have to see her...
i'm in the picture on wendy's wall. niagara falls. family trip. little wendy foreground. me background. what are the odds on that one?	Uh, yeah, that's...wow.
she's still pissed at me and took it out on you. we should have taken it slower. it's hard to operate in the woods. much easier in, like a club.  tell the girl you've got to go do something, leave her view, take way too long until she is worried that you're not coming back. just as she starts feeling awful, you come up from behind and touch her neck...	You are the prince of the darkness.
i was pretty confident that i was going to blow it with talia, but i must say, i outdid myself.	She's still pissed at me and took it out on you. We should have taken it slower. It's hard to operate in the woods. Much easier in, like a club.  Tell the girl you've got to go do something, leave her view, take way too long until she is worried that you're not coming back. Just as she starts feeling awful, you come up from behind and touch her neck...
howdy pouty.	I was pretty confident that I was going to blow it with Talia, but I must say, I outdid myself.
make it seem you have this comfortable, mysterious life and you don't give a shit whether she's a part of it. oh, and bring up india, talia has this obsession...  whoa, donald, play hard to get, not hard to want...let talia know that your goofy act is just something you do for the kids....	It is?  I don't know about this, Wichita. Am I even right for Talia?                         ] What About Wendy?  I mean, you and                          ] Wendy--how are you and Wendy...                             ] ] WICHITA                                            ] Complicated. Extremely.                                     ] ] Wichita and Donald drift closer toward the head-setted Wendy,         ] who stands to the side of the searchers like a commandant.            ] ] WENDY                                              ] Now remember, people, let's keep                            ] away from the mountain. Repeat...                           ]                                  ] There you are. Could you possibly                           ] do one thing and help keep the                              ] campers away from....                                       ] ] WICHITA                                            ]                                           ] Hey everybody, we're climbing the                           ] mountain!                                                   ]
do you realize if the women of america would have just heard what you said...	They wouldn't be a bit surprised..
yowza--only a virgin could answer that fast.	I'm not really a--Does it count if...
call me conservative, but i'd rub my penis on the faces of all the ladies before bestowing the final honors to the divine ms. berry's lovely visage.	Yowza--Only a virgin could answer that fast.
pamela anderson, kate moss, halle berry, and fiona apple, all naked in one room. you can do anything you want to them, except one of them has full-blown aids, and you don't know who. and you're not allowed to use a condom.	Call me conservative, but I'd rub my penis on the faces of all the ladies before bestowing the final honors to the divine Ms. Berry's lovely visage.
eric...you can't be like me. you have to be better. i'm not the guy you think i am...	Of course you are. You don't know what I was like before I met you. You're like the best counselor ever.
there you are!  man, i don't know how to thank...	Eric...You can't be like me. You have to be better. I'm not the guy you think I am...
you know, i think i left something by the lake. could you check it out-- you'll know it when you see it...	Sure, Wichita. Whatever you say...
oh thanks, it was nothing...	You know, I think I left something by the lake. Could you check it out-- You'll know it when you see it...
that really sucked, eric, what you did, asking him that...	Oh thanks, it was nothing...
eavesdropping, eh?  hear anything good?	Man, it's not like I don't know about women. I had this babysitter...
mine!	You guys have been so colossal...
thanks, talia...why are you so nice to me?	Why am I so--That's new--The way I figure it is if I can get through to just one camper...then I'm a pretty incompetent counselor.                                           ] Don't get caught. I'll deny                                 ] everything.                                                 ]
what are you gonna do about it?	Ooh, I'll think of something, missy. A telescope?  Where you going?  I don't want to know.
freeze!  you're busted!	What are you gonna do about it?
i hope so...	This is...this is...a very special moment...
whew, that wasn't a period. that was an exclamation mark. you know, hayley, behind every great woman is a great first menstruation anecdote.	I hope so...
wha-at?  what is it?	Everything.
talia, don't go!	Wha-at?  What is it?
man, she's losing it...	It's about time. Isn't Fun great?
hello?!  what's in it for me?	Thanks a lot. Seriously though, by winning this bet, you will prove to the world that you indeed know everything.  Isn't the rush of gambling on your cynical philosophy of life enough?
stop, stop...i'm willing to put my mouth where my mouth is...i throw one overhand pass and todd catches it-- dramatic pause--you let me go down on you...	Hello?!  What's in it for me?
you're a little harsh on todd. you're a little harsh on everybody. i know                         ] you like to think of yourself as                            ] the anti-oberon, but man, you're                            ] getting just as spooky. what was                            ] that speech in there?  does camp really                     ] have to be a revolutionary act?  can't                      ] the children, at their own pace,                            ] discover...                                                 ] ] wichita                                            ] yeah, okay, i was a little out of                           ] hand, but come on, you got to give me todd.  don't get me wrong, i've learned to love the little piggy, but todd is the most invincible loser i've ever come across. his greatest talent is lack thereof. no matter                           ] what the category, bet against him                          ] and win.                                                    ]	Stop, stop...I'm willing to put my mouth where my mouth is...I throw one overhand pass and Todd catches it-- dramatic pause--You let me go down on you...
goodnight, jasper.	Goodnight.
hey, it's not a crush anymore if                            ] you actually say it to the person                           ] you supposedly have the...                                  ] ] jasper                                             ] thought i'd get points for a post-                          ] modern approach to coming on to you.                        ]	Goodnight, Jasper.
wichita--you're everybody's type. but seriously, don't worry about it. i get my occasional crushes.	Hey, it's not a crush anymore if                            ] you actually say it to the person                           ] you supposedly have the...                                  ] ] JASPER                                             ] Thought I'd get points for a post-                          ] modern approach to coming on to you.                        ]
hey, i thought i wasn't your type.	Wichita--you're everybody's type. But seriously, don't worry about it. I get my occasional crushes.
i guess it was too much to ask that it would somebody older...and maler. like you.	Hey, I thought I wasn't your type.
not so secret anymore. don't look all at once...behind the pine...dorothy from cabin seven.	I guess it was too much to ask that it would somebody older...and maler. Like you.
your secret admirer?	Not so secret anymore. Don't look all at once...behind the pine...Dorothy from Cabin Seven.
no, they're not from wendy.	Your Secret admirer?
you are to be executed at dawn anyway.  might as well commit the crime. go to her, wichita...	You're all making me blush...
sorry about all that...i'm your cit-- jasper.	When all else fails, Jasper--Gum. Even now in these troubled times,                           ] every child's drug of choice.                               ]
go stand by the flagpole.	Sorry about all that...I'm your CIT-- Jasper.
yeah, an insane female gynecologist! hayley, don't listen to her.	They're the easiest to shoplift, okay?  No woman should have to pay for something forced-on-her-without- choice by Nature...what's the matter, Hayley?                                                     ] ] As they playfully bicker, Hayley gazes, with a tinge of               ] longing, to Vanessa and the Bombshellettes parked at a picnic         ] table, flirting up a storm with their cute-boy-counterparts.          ] ] TALIA                                              ] What do you think--it's the Last                            ] Night of Camp Dance.                                        ] ] PIXEL                                              ] What are you saying?  She doesn't need                      ] some <u>boy</u> to validate her summer                             ] experience!                                                 ] ] TALIA                                              ] Oh of course she does, you dumb                             ] bitch.  Just because we're feminist,                        ] doesn't mean we have to be totally                          ] abnormal.                                                   ] ] PIXEL                                              ] Hayley back me up...                                        ] ] HAYLEY                                             ]                                              ] One dance would be kind of                                  ] nice...Don't hate me, Pixel.                                ] ] PIXEL                                              ]                                               ] I don't. Now go away, Talia and I                           ] need to huddle...                                           ]
don't forget, when you get home, o.b.'s. they're created by a female gynecologist.	Yeah, an insane female gynecologist! Hayley, don't listen to her.
"or you're going to get it?" wow, first week of camp. promise me you won't try moving so fast with wichita.	Don't worry, I have 33 more days to find just the perfect moment to tell him how I...
am-ber!  uh...don't do that.	"or you're going to get it?" Wow, first week of camp. Promise me you won't try moving so fast with Wichita.
get him alone for the summer. out in the wilderness. underneath the stars...	Am-ber!  Uh...don't do that.
i don't know what i'm doing. i know he only likes me as a friend. he's just so...everything--i know he only likes me as a--but it came up that he used to be a camp counselor and i used to be a camp counselor...	Get him alone for the summer. Out in the wilderness. Underneath the stars...
that wants to be a yes.	I don't know what I'm doing. I know he only likes me as a friend. He's just so...everything--I know he only likes me as a--but it came up that he used to be a camp counselor and I used to be a camp counselor...
that would be a no.	That wants to be a Yes.
you and wichita go to school together, right?  have you two ever...	That would be a No.
are we allowed to start hating "wendy" yet..."gee wichita, i guess mosquitoes have always liked me."	You and Wichita go to school together, right?  Have you two ever...
yeah. and?	It's just funny...who needs a serial psycho in the woods with a chainsaw when we have ourselves.
one day they'll find a cure for aids. they'll never find one for sex. it's kind of funny, most movies and stories with a bunch of camp counselors has some serial psycho in the woods with a chainsaw who systematically butchers everybody one by one.	Yeah. And?
this is not the way it was supposed to-- i was going to start writing a children's book using input from all-- i don't even like smoking!	One day they'll find a cure for AIDS. They'll never find one for sex. It's kind of funny, most movies and stories with a bunch of camp counselors has some serial psycho in the woods with a chainsaw who systematically butchers everybody one by one.
...sorry...	This is not the way it was supposed to-- I was going to start writing a children's book using input from all-- I don't even like smoking!
clever observation. go back to wichita.  oh that's right, you can't.	...sorry...
i'm sorry. it just...it seems silly. like kissing a girl.	Clever observation. Go back to Wichita.  Oh that's right, you can't.
the oak where jocelyn sprained her ankle.	Exactly. When we get into the clearing, I'll turn on my sexy moves. Wichita will go for it or he'll shoot me down.  Either way, you come away with knowledge.
you'll be hiding behind a tree.	The oak where Jocelyn sprained her ankle.
i'm not a nai-ive little...	Uh-huh.
you remind me of me when i was...i guess i was never like you. so cute. so questioning.	I'm not a nai-ive little...
why do you even like me?	You remind me of me when I was...I guess I was never like you. So cute. So questioning.
i didn't realize i had to declare a major.	Why do you even like me?
geez, what time is it?  i have to go feed big chief oberon...you're right, i miss him. wichita, that is.  i really want to be with him, but i can't bring myself to--are you a lesbian or are you...	I didn't realize I had to declare a major.
when did pretending to be bored become a sign of superiority?  are you mad at me for giving the cabin new haircuts or are you just still miserably pining for wichita's lightning rod?	Geez, what time is it?  I have to go feed Big Chief Oberon...You're right, I miss him. Wichita, that is.  I really want to be with him, but I can't bring myself to--Are you a lesbian or are you...
you know you just do this for shock value. it's not shocking.	When did pretending to be bored become a sign of superiority?  Are you mad at me for giving the cabin new haircuts or are you just still miserably pining for Wichita's lightning rod?
nothing.	You know you just do this for shock value. It's not shocking.
what are you doing?	Nothing.
wendy, don't be afraid to get a little stupid and contagious. the kids don't understand that this is our summer, too. we shouldn't have to put our lives on hold to be their butlers.	I just don't know about this whole actual sexuality thing--How do you go from being friends with a guy to wanting to put the thing he uses to go to the bathroom with in your mouth?
man asswipe, you made my enormous cock fall off...	I don't know about you dickweeds, but I gotta go take a nice, long juicy dump.
talia, just because you happen to be jewish, doesn't mean you can make fun of someone desecrating the lord's body...	Yes, it does.
who wants to go tell the anti-christ to take a "time-out?"	Talia, just because you happen to be Jewish, doesn't mean you can make fun of someone desecrating the Lord's body...
well, the first week of camp has swhooshed on by and i thought this a perfect time to finally pow-wow. i think we should discuss--	We need more ritalin. Can't we just grind it into the munchkins' food?
you look a like you could use a friend.  you know, i'll never forget my first day at camp. boy, i was so nervous that i...	Hey--whaddya say, we need another muskrat to join our Sunshine circle. Scurry up!  Isn't Fun great!
i just never thought of you in that...	I gotta...I gotta go do a "bunk check." Or some fucking thing.
stop, stop, what was i thinking...out in the wilderness.  under the stars. i've ruined every--	I just never thought of you in that...
talia, you're a wonderful person...	Stop, stop, what was I thinking...out in the wilderness.  Under the stars. I've ruined every--
"...how important our friendship..." not that old--oh god, what have i done?	Talia, you're a wonderful person...
talia, you know how important our friendship is to me and i would never do anything to...	"...how important our friendship..." Not that old--Oh God, what have I done?
...and it hurts too much to keep these feelings inside me any longer...	Talia, you know how important our friendship is to me and I would never do anything to...
college was entertaining, wichita, but after 40 days and 40 nights of this, i really think we're going to get to know each...	Ooh look, time to confiscate my first water balloon...
nobody really changes at summer camp. they merely find out who they are and become it more than ever.  you can't be helped, wichita. i'm not sure you can be punished, either. but let's find out...	How do you mean?                                            ]
you should grab her and shake her                           ] and tell her it's a goddamn war out                         ] there.  idiots and assholes and                             ] sadists that must be defeated. tell                         ] them her the truth!                                         ] ] wendy                                              ] the truth is a lie!  yes, television                        ] is rotting our brains!  yes, people                         ] kill people easier than ever!  does                         ] that mean we give up!  i think every                        ] child is capable of being talented,                         ] happy, and great. i'm probably wrong,                       ] but you know something, it's good                           ] to be wrong.                                                ] ] wichita                                            ]                                     ] you might be right...wendy, you're                          ] fantastic. i can't stop adoring                             ] you...                                                      ]                                         ] what i thought was lust, was only                           ] love...you think i'm scared, scared                         ] of love...love conquers all...maybe                         ] i don't want to be conquered. "share                        ] my life"--i barely got enough for                           ] myself...but we were in the picture                         ] together...the picture....                                  ] ] wendy                                              ] what are you talking about?  what                           ] picture...                                                  ] ] wichita just forget--you didn't bring me out here to help me change. you brought me out here to punish me.	Nobody really changes at summer camp. They merely find out who they are and become it more than ever.  You can't be helped, Wichita. I'm not sure you can be punished, either. But let's find out...
yes!  god yes!  i would tell her that i love her!  to not let anyone take away her dreams..!	You should grab her and shake her                           ] and tell her it's a goddamn war out                         ] there.  Idiots and assholes and                             ] sadists that must be defeated. Tell                         ] them her the truth!                                         ] ] WENDY                                              ] The truth is a lie!  Yes, television                        ] is rotting our brains!  Yes, people                         ] kill people easier than ever!  Does                         ] that mean we give up!  I think every                        ] child is capable of being talented,                         ] happy, and great. I'm probably wrong,                       ] but you know something, it's good                           ] to be wrong.                                                ] ] WICHITA                                            ]                                     ] You might be right...Wendy, you're                          ] fantastic. I can't stop adoring                             ] you...                                                      ]                                         ] What I thought was lust, was only                           ] love...You think I'm scared, scared                         ] of love...Love conquers all...Maybe                         ] I don't want to be conquered. "Share                        ] my life"--I barely got enough for                           ] myself...But we were in the picture                         ] together...the picture....                                  ] ] WENDY                                              ] What are you talking about?  What                           ] picture...                                                  ] ] WICHITA Just forget--You didn't bring me out here to help me change. You brought me out here to punish me.
so what?                                                    ]	Yeah, why should we let our actual personalities get in the way of us falling in love?
isn't this the time where one of us says something deeply offensive to the other one...we're just so different.	So what?                                                    ]
i have to get up. still more to do. that boy hates asian people. that girl thinks she gave her mom cancer by dropping a plate on her hand. her daddy touches her. his daddy never touches him. it would have been cooler if i'd died.	Wendy, I'll come back later.                                ] ] WENDY                                              ] Why does every ten year old know                            ] what they want to be when they grow                         ] up, but then as you actually grow                           ] up, you forget every--The girls are                         ] big on "Veterinarian" this year--                           ] I think it could be the "ballerina"                         ] of this century.                                            ]
iunno.  of course i believe you. it's so you...i didn't think it was possible                        ] for you to make me feel worse,                              ] but...you're saying you <u>deliberately</u>                        ] destroyed us!  i don't even get i'm-                        ] sorry-it-was-the-heat-of-the-                               ] moment...                                                   ] ] wichita                                            ] i know, i'm...i'm evil.                                     ] ] wendy                                              ] oh that's right, baby, you're so                            ] "evil." you're, you're so "dark"...                         ] ] wichita                                            ] we should get back.                                         ] ] wendy                                              ] you're not evil or dark...you're                            ] just scared.                                                ]	Shut the fuck--!
stop!  stop it, this afternoon was not what you thought...i overheard you and pixel, at the side of the mess hall, your idea about the "test"...do you believe me?	Iunno.  Of course I believe you. It's so you...I didn't think it was possible                        ] for you to make me feel worse,                              ] but...you're saying you <u>deliberately</u>                        ] destroyed us!  I don't even get I'm-                        ] sorry-it-was-the-heat-of-the-                               ] moment...                                                   ] ] WICHITA                                            ] I know, I'm...I'm evil.                                     ] ] WENDY                                              ] Oh that's right, baby, you're so                            ] "evil." You're, you're so "dark"...                         ] ] WICHITA                                            ] We should get back.                                         ] ] WENDY                                              ] You're not evil or dark...you're                            ] just scared.                                                ]
something more interesting than that...how could you?  how could--!	Stop!  Stop it, this afternoon was not what you thought...I overheard you and Pixel, at the side of the mess hall, your idea about the "test"...Do you believe me?
what do you want me to say?	Something more interesting than that...How could you?  How could--!
ah, our last night at camp...i always knew it would be something special.	What do you want me to say?
not now, wendy.	This isn't about "doing it." I just think we need to talk some things out privately before...
excuse me, wichita, i can't seem to reach the top shelf in the storage room. could you...	Not now, Wendy.
she got a little poison oak and started screaming for assisted suicide.	Be nice. Her father died in that TWA flight the government shot down...You know I'm going to be in the city next week. My mom says it's okay that I stay overnight at your dorm...It'll be nice to see you in                          ] a different shirt.                                          ] ] WICHITA                                            ] Oh, I didn't tell you. I wear this                          ] all year round. The chicks dig it...                        ]
do you really think we're fooling anyone?	Do you really think I care?
excuse me, counselor wendy, i need assistance in finding that important...thingie in the storage room.	Oh my gosh, why didn't you say something earlier...
are you allowed to do it more than once a night?	It's been known to happen.
i should leave. you probably need your rest.	Probably.
fuck off.	I should leave. You probably need your rest.
i know what you mean. but it doesn't put me in too great a position...	Don't worry, you...
i love you. don't say i love you, too. i hate that--"love you, too."	I know what you mean. But it doesn't put me in too great a position...
i was thinking...if we could mesh my way of thinking with your way                            ] of thinking, we could really do some                        ] great counseling. it's all about                            ] the evolution of the species, we                            ] can improve...                                              ]	I love you. Don't say I love you, too. I hate that--"love you, too."
and you'll be happy to know i'm going to drop my snow white and the seventy dwarves act...not all of it, but...	I was thinking...if we could mesh my way of thinking with your way                            ] of thinking, we could really do some                        ] great counseling. It's all about                            ] the evolution of the species, we                            ] can improve...                                              ]
todd was out there blocking the                             ] entrance. you would have been proud                         ] of me...my suit of armor is starting to come off. not all of it, but enough to walk around...	And you'll be happy to know I'm going to drop my Snow White and the Seventy Dwarves act...Not all of it, but...
when were you in niagara falls?	About ten years a--why...Don't look at these...Come on...Stop.
"iunno." i'm really beginning to hate that word of yours. i'm sorry for sounding hostile, but i'm not sorry for...	Don't be. Don't be sorry for your thoughts. They make me...react. I don't know...all I know is that I can't go through another summer where I <u>almost</u> did something.
iunno.	"Iunno." I'm really beginning to hate that word of yours. I'm sorry for sounding hostile, but I'm not sorry for...
so this is it, anybody you don't agree about everything with can't be your friend...	Iunno.
what else don't you believe in?	Talking while kissing.
it's okay, there's a lot of things i don't believe in...	What else don't you believe in?
do you really not believe in god?	It's okay, there's a lot of things I don't believe in...
you know, this reminds me of the time we were talking about something and then just started kissing...	Do you really not believe in God?
gosh, this is really a great conversation--i can't believe i said that out loud.	You know, this reminds me of the time we were talking about something and then just started kissing...
we have more in common than you think, wendy dear. i loved summer camp when i was young and i love it now. it's important. between school, family, friends, pot, playstations, basic cable, and the goddamn internet, it's possible to go your whole life without listening to your soul. out here, in nature, away from the shit, surrounded by reminders of who i once was...i get recharged. now who's the dork?	Gosh, this is really a great conversation--I can't believe I said that out loud.
i think your condescension is even better.	We have more in common than you think, Wendy dear. I loved summer camp when I was young and I love it now. It's important. Between school, family, friends, pot, playstations, basic cable, and the goddamn Internet, it's possible to go your whole life without listening to your soul. Out here, in nature, away from the shit, surrounded by reminders of who I once was...I get recharged. Now who's the dork?
i think your passion is terrific.	I think your condescension is even better.
ann taylor would have paid a lot more, but i wouldn't trade this experience for the world. sometimes the first time you understand anything is when you have to explain it to someone younger-- you think i'm a big dork don't you?	I think your passion is terrific.
talia's a rock. she'll be fine...	Ann Taylor would have paid a lot more, but I wouldn't trade this experience for the world. Sometimes the first time you understand anything is when you have to explain it to someone younger-- You think I'm a big dork don't you?
yeah. i guess i do.	Talia's a rock. She'll be fine...
yes you do.	Yeah. I guess I do.
we had fun. i even got along with talia-- for about three minutes. i don't know why she hates me so much...	Yes you do.
yeah, we talked about sex, too. oberon must be sweating in his sleep.	We had fun. I even got along with Talia-- for about three minutes. I don't know why she hates me so much...
oh you know, bosnia, the importance of the right to vote...	Yeah, we talked about sex, too. Oberon must be sweating in his sleep.
hey--that coffee?  you're a goddess. gimme, gimme...so what you gals talk about?	Oh you know, Bosnia, the importance of the right to vote...
hey.	Hey--that coffee?  You're a goddess. Gimme, gimme...So what you gals talk about?
i-unno...don't worry, i had everything on the hand memorized.	That's not what I was worried about.
what in the hell did you do that for?	I-unno...Don't worry, I had everything on the hand memorized.
what are you doing, wendy?  what's in that cup?	"Wichita"--The guy every boy wants                          ] to be and every girl wants to hold.                         ] You're the love of my life and the                          ] end of the world. Cheers.                                   ]
two billion years of evolution and                          ] you're what we've come up with--                            ] "wichita"--the hot, cool, tell-it-                          ] like-it-is counselor with a dark                            ] side.                                                       ]	What are you doing, Wendy?  What's in that cup?
have you ever thought of instead                            ] of making children more equipped                            ] for reality, we should make reality                         ] more equipped for children?                                 ]	No. Fuck no. If you met yourself as a child, would you hug her and say everything's going to be okay...
i'm still on anti-biotics, i really                         ] shouldn't be caffeining...gosh, i've had a lot of daydreams about losing my virginity. never one like this. for one, i wasn't a mutant. secondly, i...what are you thinking?	I'm just thinking I'm glad I broke up with everyone I ever went out with.  The swelling is gonna go down, right?
god, you're beautiful.	Thank you, my love.                                         ]
next to "boring," "sucks" is the most painfully overused word in the current english language. i thought if i could reverse the meaning of "sucks" so it means something positive, i don't know...it would be vaguely revolutionary. it's kind of my social experiment for the summer. "suck" is historically a nice word-- sno-cones, your mother's...	] So <u>that's</u> one of the pearls from                            ] your mysterious journal?  And all this                      ] time I thought you were restructuring                       ] the world's economy.                                        ]
it's not my style, okay?	Nice guys finish last. I should know.
hey, you're not settling for the two shots are you? knock me out girl. it's the only way.	It's not my style, okay?
ronnie!	Hey, you're not settling for the two shots are you? Knock me out girl. It's the only way.
betty, your daydreams are a lot better than my realities, believe me. i'm afraid though it's time to get your butt kicked.	Ronnie!
shoot.	Betty, your daydreams are a lot better than my realities, believe me. I'm afraid though it's time to get your butt kicked.
ronnie, i'm still a virgin.	Shoot.
that's bullshit. just shoot.	Ronnie, I'm still a virgin.
i missed you. i know i'm not as, as exciting as your other friends.	That's bullshit. Just shoot.
don't get cocky, girl.	I missed you. I know I'm not as, as exciting as your other friends.
i don't believe it. i'm winning.	Don't get cocky, girl.
don't say that.	Oh Ronnie, you have to look at what I dug up the other day.
that's okay. your mom said you had a big date. heck, i'd probably skip my own birthday party for a date.	Don't say that.
i'm really sorry i couldn't make it to your birthday party last month.	That's okay. Your Mom said you had a big date. Heck, I'd probably skip my own birthday party for a date.
betty finn. gosh.....	I'm really sorry I couldn't make it to your birthday party last month.
sorry veronica.	Betty Finn. Gosh.....
save the speeches for malcom x. i just wanna get laid.	You don't deserve my fucking speech!
i have a little prepared speech i give when my suitor wants more than i'd like to give him.... gee blank, i had a nice....	Save the speeches for Malcom X. I just wanna get laid.
let's do it on the coats. it'll be excellent.	I have a little prepared speech I give when my suitor wants more than I'd like to give him.... Gee Blank, I had a nice....
hey really, i don't feel so great.	Let's do it on the coats. It'll be excellent.
how's my little cheerleader? now i know everyone at your high school isn't so uptight, come <u>on</u>.	Hey really, I don't feel so great.
jeez, right, then why don't i do drugs?	Hey, don't run away now.
phil collins? are you sure he isn't drinking and driving?	Jeez, right, then why don't I do drugs?
ever since phil collins did that mtv anti-drug commercial i refuse everything.	Phil Collins? Are you sure he isn't drinking and driving?
gee, thanks.	It's so great to be able to talk to a girl and not have to ask "What's your major?" I hate that.
no, not at all. brad you're pretty enough to be one.	Gee, thanks.
so, are you a cheerleader?	No, not at all. BRAD You're pretty enough to be one.
i'm sorry? i don't get it.	You did last night.
like last night, veronica?	I'm sorry? I don't get it.
i don't know. this thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.	Like last night, Veronica?
in my heart, heather's still alive.	What are you talking about? She hated you! You hated her!  What are you smiling at?
oh, i have to hear this.	In my heart, Heather's still alive.
if i got that money, i'd give it all to the poor. every cent.	You're beautiful.
hey veronica, how'd that teenage prevention t.v. suicide thing go?	Color me educated. I learned high school happiness is for members only, Pauline Fleming wouldn't know reality if it lived in her uterus, and reality's name's Heather James. Also, J.D.'s a major creep.
because you're an idiot.	Oh yeah, that's it.
goddamn. will somebody please tell me why i smoke these damn things?	Because you're an idiot.
so what was the first day after heather's suicide like?	I don't know, it was okay, I guess.
all right.	So what was the first day after Heather's suicide like?
because you're an idiot.	Oh yeah, that's it.
goddamn. will somebody please tell me why i read this spy crap.	Because you're an idiot.
so what was the first week of spring vacation withdrawl like?	I don't know, it was okay, I guess.
all right.	So what was the first week of Spring Vacation withdrawl like?
take a break veronica, sit down.	All right.
things are going to change, earl.	Uh-huh.
i don't get treated at all, but hey, don't worry about it. i'll do your thing. it'll give my mom a smile.	Things are going to change, Earl.
i just want to show different kinds of people can get together and it doesn't have to be vietnam. you don't get treated badly here do you?	I don't get treated at all, but hey, don't worry about it. I'll do your thing. It'll give my Mom a smile.
damn, you're a shrewd one. shrewd.	I just want to show different kinds of people can get together and it doesn't have to be Vietnam. You don't get treated badly here do you?
something like that. will you do it?	Damn, you're a shrewd one. Shrewd.
let me get it clear, veronica. you want yourself a sweet homeboy for this t.v. show so you can show everybody what a loose, martin luther cosby-lovng place westerburg is.	Something like that. Will you do it?
what are you doing here?!	I made your favorite. Spaghetti. Lots of oregano.
oh god veronica, my afterlife is s-o-o boring. if i have to sing "kumbaya" one more time...	What are you doing here?!
heather? wha...	Oh God Veronica, my afterlife is s-o-o boring. If I have to sing "Kumbaya" one more time...
is this turnout weak or what? i had <u>at least</u> seventy more people at my funeral.	Heather? Wha...
we both said a lot of things we didn't mean, last night.	Did we? How the hell'd you get in here?
veronica. and jesse james. quelle surprise. hear about veronica's affection for regurgitation?	We both said a lot of things we didn't mean, last night.
lick it up, baby. lick. it. up.	Monday morning, you're history. I'll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerburg's going to let you play their reindeer games.
you were nothing before you met me! you were playing barbies with betty finn! you were a brownie, you were a bluebird, you were a girl scout cookie! i got you into a remington party! what's my thanks? it's on the hallway carpet. i get paid in puke!	Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.
you goddamn bitch!	You were nothing before you met me! You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn! You were a Brownie, you were a Bluebird, you were a Girl Scout Cookie! I got you into a Remington Party! What's my thanks? It's on the hallway carpet. I get paid in puke!
you stupid cunt!	You goddamn bitch!
heather, i feel awful, like i'm going to throw up. can we jam, please?	No. Hell no.
what's your damage? brad says you're being a real cooze.	Heather, I feel awful, like I'm going to throw up. Can we jam, please?
crap. so who's this brad guy i've been set up with? witty and urbane pre-lawyer or albino accountant?	Don't worry. David says he's very so he's very.
j.d.? you seem pretty amused. i thought you were giving up on high school guys.	Never say never.
come on heather. we want another look at today's lunch.	Geez, don't listen to them.
we made a girl want to consider suicide. what a scream. what a jest.	Come on you jerk. You know you used to have a sense of humor.
that episode with the note back there was for all of us to enjoy, but you're determined to ruin my day.	We made a girl want to consider suicide. What a scream. What a jest.
i'm sorry? what are you oozing about?	That episode with the note back there was for all of us to enjoy, but you're determined to ruin my day.
you wanted to become a member of the most powerful clique in the school. if i wasn't already the head of it, i'd want the same thing.	I'm sorry? What are you oozing about?
don't tell me. crest would be stained with loserness.	Yeah, and who wants that on their teeth?
just imagine somebody like your quasi-fat, goody-good friend betty finn doing a crest commercial. no one would buy crest.	Don't tell me. Crest would be stained with loserness.
pretend you're a missionary saving a colony of cootie victims.	Whatever. I don't believe this. We're going to a party at Remington University tonight and we're brushing up our conversation skills with the scum of the school.
like i give a shit. they all want me, as a friend or a fuck. i'm worshipped at westerburg and i'm only a junior.	Pretend you're a missionary saving a colony of cootie victims.
doesn't it bother you that everyone in the school thinks you're a pirahna?	Like I give a shit. They all want me, as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshipped at Westerburg and I'm only a Junior.
i'm sorry, it's just why can't we talk to different kinds of people?	Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa? If I did, I probably wouldn't mind talking to the Geek Squad.
if you're going to openly be a bitch....	I'm sorry, it's just why can't we talk to different kinds of people?
i was talking with someone!	Color me impressed. I thought you grew out of Betty Finn.
hey, this question wouldn't be that bizarro thing you were babbling about over the phone last......	Shut up, it is. I told Dennis if he gave me another topic that was political, I'd spew burrito chunks.
sawyer. guess what today is?	Ouch....the lunchtime poll. So what's the question?
i'll think about it.	Don't think.
you don't have anything <u>for</u> her either. come on, it'll be very. the note'll give her shower nozzle masturbation material for weeks.	I'll think about it.
shit, heather. i don't have anything against martha dunnstock.	You don't have anything <u>for</u> her either. Come on, it'll be Very. The note'll give her shower nozzle masturbation material for weeks.
veronica. finally. got a paper of kurt kelly's. i need you to forge a hot and horny but realistically low-key note in kurt's handwriting and we'll slip it into martha dumptruck's lunch tray.	Shit, Heather. I don't have anything against Martha Dunnstock.
so tonight's the night. are you two excited?	I'm giving Veronica her shot. Her first Remington Party. Blow it tonight girl and it's keggers with kids all next year.
king david.	Maybe when you hit maturity you'll understand the diff between a Remington University man like David and a Westerburg boy like Ram "Wham-bam- thank-you-maam" Sweeney.
anyway, i can say never to high school. i've got david.	King David.
god, they won't expell him. they'll just suspend him for a week or something.	He used a real gun. They should throw his ass in jail.
grow up, heather. bulimia's so '86.	Color me nauseous.
ku-urt, let's pa-arty.	Ku-urt, I ne-ed an orgasm.
teenage suicide; don't do it!	Some teenybopper rag says Big Fun wants to play a Prom. It could be Westerburg's if we can get everyone's John Hancock.
very very. the photographs?	Don't worry. I'll ask you to do me a favor. You'll get the negatives and everything back then.
i think you can. in catcher in the rye holden says his ideal job'd be making sure some kids don't fall off a cliff. he doesn't realize if you pay too much attention to the kids, you'll back off the cliff yourself.	Very very. The photographs?
but she couldn't handle it.	I think you can. In Catcher in the Rye Holden says his ideal job'd be making sure some kids don't fall off a cliff. He doesn't realize if you pay too much attention to the kids, you'll back off the cliff yourself.
strength. westerburg doesn't need mushy togetherness, it needs a leader. heather chandler was that leader but...	But she couldn't handle it.
what do you want from me?	Strength. Westerburg doesn't need mushy togetherness, it needs a leader. Heather Chandler was that leader but...
oh, i just had the <u>nicest</u> chat with ms. dumptruck. got along famously! it's scary how everyone's got a story to tell....would you care to see the canoeing shots?	What do you want from me?
where did you get these?	Oh, I just had the <u>nicest</u> chat with Ms. Dumptruck. Got along famously! It's scary how everyone's got a story to tell....Would you care to see the canoeing shots?
what are you doing?	Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town.
yeah, i just got back.	What are you doing?
veronica, you look like hell.	Yeah, I just got back.
heather, why can't you just be a friend? why are you such a megabitch?	Because I can be! The same fucking cheek, goddamnit! Why are you pulling my dick? Do you think, do you really think, if Betty Finn's fairy godmother made <u>her</u> Cool, she'd still act nice and hang with her dweebette friends? No way! Uh-Uh!
jealous much?	Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why are you such a MegaBitch?
no.	Jealous much?
it was j.d.'s idea! he made out the signature sheet and everything. now will you sign it?	No.
don't talk to me like that.	It was J.D.'s idea! He made out the signature sheet and everything. Now will you sign it?
so some people need different kinds of "convincing" than others....  hey, just sign the petition!	Don't talk to me like that.
people love you but i know you. jennifer forbes told me the petition she signed was to put a jacuzzi in the cafeteria. and doug hylton...	So some people need different kinds of "convincing" than others....  Hey, just sign the petition!
veronica! color me stoked, girl. i've gotten <u>everyone</u> to sign this petition even the one who think bigfun are tuneless eurofags. people love me!  my god, you haven't signed!	People love you but I know you. Jennifer Forbes told me the petition she signed was to put a jacuzzi in the cafeteria. And Doug Hylton...
just shut up and turn on the radio. hot probs is on.	Oh shit, yeah.
what. a. martyr. understand; martha couldn't take the heat so she got out of the kitchen. just think what a better place the world would be if every nimrod followed her cue.	Just shut up and turn on the radio. Hot Probs is on.
you're not funny. ouch!	What. A. Martyr. Understand; Martha couldn't take the heat so she got out of the kitchen. Just think what a better place the world would be if every nimrod followed her cue.
you are out of control. heather and kurt were a shock, but martha dumptruck, get crucial! she dialed suicide hotlines in her diapers.	You're not funny. Ouch!
i said i was sorry.	You are out of control. Heather and Kurt were a shock, but Martha Dumptruck, get crucial! She dialed suicide hotlines in her diapers.
that's the punchline. she's still alive, in stable condition. another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people of the school and failing miserably. is that pate?	I said I was sorry.
is she dead?	That's the punchline. She's still alive, in stable condition. Another case of a geek trying to imitate the popular people of the school and failing miserably. Is that pate?
hi everyone, door was open. veronica, you missed it! pauline and whitney james were up there doing there suicide rap when the cops come in and announce that martha dumptruck tried to buy the farm. she gave the ticket girl at the colfax theatre a suicide note then bellyflopped in front of a car.	Is she dead?
guess who?	Heather.
don't worry. we'll work something out.	Yes. Yes. We'll work something out. I swear to God. Won't we J.D.?...J.D.?
yeah, you know holden caulfield in the catcher in the rye wouldn't put up with their bogus nonsense.	Well, you better move Holden out of the way or he's going to get spewed.
maybe you should see a doctor.	Yeah, maybe.
yeah, she really wants to talk to you.	Okay, I'm going, I'm going. Jesus...
let's knock off early. go to the mall. something lame like that.	Sure.
hey now, if you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.	Let's knock off early. Go to the mall. Something lame like that.
probably....	Hey now, if you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.
if everyone jumped off a bridge, young lady, would you?	Probably....
but what about heather and ram and kurt?	If everyone jumped off a bridge, young lady, would you?
you're giving your life away to become a goddamn statistic in u.s. fucking a today. that's got to be the least private thing i can think of.	But what about Heather and Ram and Kurt?
suicide is a private thing.	You're giving your life away to become a goddamn statistic in U.S. Fucking A Today. That's got to be the least private thing I can think of.
what were <u>you</u> trying to do? sleep?	Suicide is a private thing.
shit.	So did you call people to tell them how to get to the studio tonight?
hea<u>ther</u>, i've got something going with j.d.	Please Veronica. Put Billy the Kid on hold tonight, I'll never forget it.
ram asked me out, but he wants to double with kurt and kurt doesn't have a date.	Hea<u>ther</u>, I've got something going with J.D.
mourning. maybe watch some t.v. why?	Ram asked me out, but he wants to double with Kurt and Kurt doesn't have a date.
veronica. what are you doing tonight?	Mourning. Maybe watch some T.V. Why?
that was seriously warped, veronica.	Uh-huh.
watch it, heather. you could actually be digesting food.	Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
no way, no day!	Give it up girl!
god veronica, drool much? his name's jason dean. he's in my american history.	Give me the clipboard.
god, aren't they fed yet? do they even have thanksgiving in africa?	Oh sure, Pilgrims, Indians, tater tots; it's a real party continent.
what's your damage, heather? you ruined my...	God, I'm so sure. Don't blame me, blame Heather. She told me to haul your ass into the caf pronto. Back me up, Heather.
i thought i...you..	You've got power, Veronica. Power I didn't think you had. The slate is clean.
you really fucked me up, veronica.	I thought I...you..
you know what i want, babe?	What?
just push the red button twice. that's what stops it. if that's what you want, babe?	You know what I want, babe?
the bomb, asshole!	Just push the red button twice. That's what stops it. If that's what you want, babe?
you're not listening. people are going to look at the ashes of westerburg and say there's a school that self-destructed not because society didn't care, but because that school <u>was</u> society. is that deep or what? i'll let you put it in your diary, babe. free of charge.	The bomb, asshole!
how do you turn the fucker off?	You're not listening. People are going to look at the ashes of Westerburg and say there's a school that self-destructed not because society didn't care, but because that school <u>was</u> society. Is that deep or what? I'll let you put it in your diary, babe. Free of charge.
you want to wipe the slate clean as much as i do. okay, so maybe i am killing everyone in the school because nobody loves me. you have a purpose though! remember? let's face it, the only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.	How do you turn the fucker off?
it's all over, j.d. help me to stop it.	You want to wipe the slate clean as much as I do. Okay, so maybe I am killing everyone in the school because nobody loves me. You have a purpose though! Remember? Let's face it, the only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.
okay, okay. i knew that. i knew that. put your hands on your head.	You didn't say Simon Says.
like father, like son. a serious-as- fuck bomb in the boiler room that'll set off a pack of thermals upstairs. okay, so let's start by slowly putting the bomb down on the ground.	Okay, okay. I knew that. I knew that. Put your hands on your head.
i knew that loose was too noose! i mean, noose too loose! goddamn you!	Like father, like son. A serious-as- fuck bomb in the boiler room that'll set off a pack of thermals upstairs. Okay, so let's start by slowly putting the bomb down on the ground.
if you'll excuse me......	No-o!
tomorrow someone else will move into her place. that person could be me.  ha, there's only one of us who knows heather's handwriting and if you think i'm doing another suicide note.	You don't get it, do you? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself. We don't need gloves and does anyone really care about exact handwriting?
what in the hell do you think i'm doing? taking out her tonsils?	I think I know Heather a bit better than you, okay? If she was going to slash her wrists, the knife would be absolutely spotless.
this knife is filthy.	What in the hell do you think I'm doing? Taking out her tonsils?
nag, nag, nag, nag. nag.	This knife is filthy.
you're still not listening! i'm not..	Nag, nag, nag, nag. nag.
wait a....you're not listening! i'm not on your side....	You're still not listening! I'm not..
look at that. eskimo. one word. i love it. i usually go for whole sentences myself, but hey this is perfecto. eskimo. so mysterious...	Wait a....You're not listening! I'm not on your side....
"you say tomayto, i say tomahto. let's call the whole thing off...hold it!	Look at that. Eskimo. One word. I love it. I usually go for whole sentences myself, but hey this is perfecto. Eskimo. So mysterious...
get off my bed, you sick psycho! you think you're a rebel! you're not a rebel! you're a sick psycho! do you think you're a rebel? do you think you're a rebel? i wanna know!	"You say tomayto, I say tomahto. Let's call the whole thing off...Hold it!
it's over, j.d.  over!	I don't get it! You were wrong! I was right! Strength, damnit! Come back!
i could be up for that. i've already started underlining <u>meaningful</u> passages in heather's copy of catcher in the rye, if you know what i mean. so are we on?	It's over, J.D.  Over!
i was thinking more along the lines of slitting heather duke's wrists open and making it look like a suicide.	I could be up for that. I've already started underlining <u>meaningful</u> passages in Heather's copy of Catcher in the Rye, if you know what I mean. So are we on?
catch a movie? miniature golf?	I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open and making it look like a suicide.
i'm going to make this ms. pauline thing work. lines of communication between the cliques. you were a phase....	Phase my ass! You'll be <u>back</u>! I'm storming Normandy beaches and you're running in place with Pauline Fonda's airhead peacenik exercise program. Have to stay tough! You'll be back.
our relationship's moving fast, i know, but i have real, real respect for you.	I'm going to make this Ms. Pauline thing work. Lines of communication between the cliques. You were a phase....
you're getting too cool for me, j.d. i don't know how to talk to you.	Our relationship's moving fast, I know, but I have real, real respect for you.
wha-at? come on, there's another t.v. in the kitchen. you know you used to have a sense of humor.	You're getting too cool for me, J.D. I don't know how to talk to you.
we're breaking up. i am out!	Wha-at? Come on, there's another T.V. in the kitchen. You know you used to have a sense of humor.
our sins? what sins? if you put a nazi in a concentration camp, does that make you a nazi?	May<u>be</u>.
let's just...settle down. ms. fleming has given us a chance to atone for...	Our sins? What sins? If you put a Nazi in a concentration camp, does that make you a Nazi?
you can be so immature!	You kids are making too much damn noise.
she wants to ignore the high school experience. our way's better. we scare people into not being assholes.	Don't <u>even</u> talk about that stuff!
you shoulda stuck around, jerk. ms. fleming wants to redefine the high school experience.	She wants to ignore the high school experience. Our way's better. We scare people into not being assholes.
can't you see this is a special moment?	I was just making it more special.
your son's dead and you love him.	How do you think Mr. Kelly would react to a son with a limp wrist with a pulse?
football season's over, veronica. kurt and ram had nothing to offer the school but date-rapes and a.i.d.s. jokes.	Sure. Can we make an ice run before the funeral?
did to.	Did not.
did not.	Did to.
did to.	Did not.
i did not want them <u>dead</u>.	Did to.
you believed it because you wanted to believe it. your true feelings were too gross and icky for you to face.	I did not want them <u>dead</u>.
we killed them, didn't we?	Of course.
kurt doesn't look too good.	Remember he's left-handed.
yeah, but don't worry, it was worth it just to see the look on....	Don't move! I'll get him back!
did you miss him completely?	Yeah, but don't worry, it was worth it just to see the look on....
this is ohio. if you don't have a brewsky in your hand after dark you might as well be wearing a dress.	Oh, you're so smart. How about a little heterosexuality before we go?
oh come <u>on</u>. lots of people drink perrier. it's come a long way.	This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewsky in your hand after dark you might as well be wearing a dress.
perrier water!	Oh come <u>on</u>. Lots of people drink Perrier. It's come a long way.
you know it. oh man, i almost forgot. the one perfecto thing i picked up...	Perrier water!
you must have had fun.	You know it. Oh man, I almost forgot. The one perfecto thing I picked up...
we've got a playgirl, a candy dish, a joan crawford post card, and lipstick.	You must have had fun.
uh well hey, let's take a look at the homosexual artifacts i dug up. now, prepare to be a little disappointed.	We've got a Playgirl, a candy dish, a Joan Crawford post card, and lipstick.
oh.	Uh well hey, let's take a look at the homosexual artifacts I dug up. Now, prepare to be a little disappointed.
it doesn't work on small animals!	Oh.
neat. let's try it out on j.f.k.	It doesn't work on small animals!
they used them on themselves to make it look like they were dead. really quite a brilliant device, but too flamboyant to seriously produce.	Neat. Let's try it out on J.F.K.
we don't want to make them out to be too secretly eloquent. why would the germans invent a bullet that doesn't kill people? i mean it <u>was</u> world war two, not a school play.	They used them on themselves to make it look like they were dead. Really quite a brilliant device, but too flamboyant to seriously produce.
exquisite, but i don't think ununderstanding is a word.	We don't want to make them out to be too secretly eloquent. Why would the Germans invent a bullet that doesn't kill people? I mean it <u>was</u> World War Two, not a school play.
ram and i died the day we realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and ununderstanding world. the joy we shared in each other's arms was greater than any touchdown. yet we were forced to live the lie of sexist- beer guzzling-jock-asshole.	Exquisite, but I don't think ununderstanding is a word.
incredible similarity.	Ram and I died the day we realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and ununderstanding world. The joy we shared in each other's arms was greater than any touchdown. Yet we were forced to live the lie of Sexist- Beer Guzzling-Jock-Asshole.
first tell me this similarity is not incredible.	Incredible similarity.
these are ich luge bullets. my grandfather snared a shitload of them in w.w. two. they're like tranquilizers only they break the surface of the skin, enough to cause blood, but not any real harm.	So it looks like the person's been shot and killed when they're really just unconscious and bleeding.
french.	These are Ich Luge bullets. My grandfather snared a shitload of them in W.W. Two. They're like tranquilizers only they break the surface of the skin, enough to cause blood, but not any real harm.
do you take german?	French.
you can't be serious? hey listen, my bonnie-and-clyde days are over.	Do you take German?
get crucial. we won't be using blanks this time.	You can't be serious? Hey listen, my Bonnie-and-Clyde days are over.
i don't get the point of me writing a suicide note when we'll just be shooting them with blanks.	Get crucial. We won't be using blanks this time.
so what? don't smile like that, jesus!	Our love is God. Let's get a Slurpee.
what is this shit?	I'm doing a favor for Heather. A double date. I tried to tell you at the funeral but you rode off.
my mom's making my favorite meal tonight. spaghetti. lots of oregano.	Nice. The last time I saw my Mom, she was waving out the window of a library in Texas. Right, <u>Dad</u>?
jason, why don't you ask your little friend to stay for dinner.	My Mom's making my favorite meal tonight. Spaghetti. Lots of oregano.
heather chandler is more popular than ever now.	Yeah. Scary stuff.
mute!	Next channel, darling.
"i die knowing no one knew the real me."	That's good. Have you done this before?
you're probably right..."people think just because you're beautiful and popular, life is easy and fun. nobody understood i had feelings too."	"I die knowing no one knew the real me."
that only proves my point more. the word is a badge for her failures at school.	You're probably right..."People think just because you're beautiful and popular, life is easy and fun. Nobody understood I had feelings too."
she missed "myriad" on a vocab test two weeks ago, all right?	That only proves my point more. The word is a badge for her failures at school.
this is the last thing she'll ever write. she'll want to cash in on as many fifty-cent words as poss.	She missed "myriad" on a vocab test two weeks ago, all right?
that's good, but heather would never use the word "myriad."	This is the last thing she'll ever write. She'll want to cash in on as many fifty-cent words as poss.
"to me though, suicide is the natural answer to the myriad of problems life has given me."	That's good, but Heather would never use the word "myriad."
"you might think what i've done is shocking..."	"To me though, suicide is the natural answer to the myriad of problems life has given me."
i can do heather's handwriting as well as my own.	"You might think what I've done is shocking..."
adolescence is a period of life fraught with anxiety and confusion.	I can do Heather's handwriting as well as my own.
like a suicide thing?	Adolescence is a period of life fraught with anxiety and confusion.
we did a murder. in ohio, that's a crime. but if this was like a suicide thing.....	Like a suicide thing?
it's one thing to want somebody out of your life. it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup of drano.	We did a murder. In Ohio, that's a crime. But if this was like a suicide thing.....
i'm just a little freaked, all right?  you got what you wanted, you know.	It's one thing to want somebody out of your life. It's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup of Drano.
stop kidding around. i'm going to have to send my s.a.t. scores to san quentin instead of stanford.	I'm just a little freaked, all right?  You got what you wanted, you know.
what are we going to tell the cops? "fuck it if she can't take a joke, sarge."	Stop kidding around. I'm going to have to send my S.A.T. scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.
same difference. oh jesus, i'm gonna...	What are we going to tell the cops? "Fuck it if she can't take a joke, Sarge."
and your worst enemy.	Same difference. Oh jesus, I'm gonna...
no shit, sherlock. i can't believe it. i just killed my best friend.	And your worst enemy.
something tells me you picked up the wrong cup.	No shit, sherlock. I can't believe it. I just killed my best friend.
chick-en.	You're not funny.
no luck? well, milk and orange juice'll do quite nicely. quite nicely.	Chick-en.
yeah, great.	No luck? Well, milk and orange juice'll do quite nicely. Quite nicely.
milk and orange juice. hmmmm. maybe we could cough a phlegm globber in it or something.	Yeah, great.
what are you <u>doing</u>? you just can't go.....besides, she'd never drink anything that looks like that.	Okay we'll use this. She won't be able to tell what she's drinking.
man veronica, pull the plug on that shit. i say we go with big blue.	What are you <u>doing</u>? You just can't go.....Besides, she'd never drink anything that looks like that.
o-kay. we'll cook up some soup and put it in a coke. sick, eh? now should it be chicken-noodle or bean-with-bacon?	Man Veronica, pull the plug on that shit. I say we go with Big Blue.
don't be a dick. that stuff'll kill her.	O-kay. We'll cook up some soup and put it in a Coke. Sick, eh? Now should it be Chicken-Noodle or Bean-with-Bacon?
i'm a pine-sol man, myself.	Don't be a dick. That stuff'll kill her.
trust me. she skips the saturday morning trip to grandma's even when she's not hungover.	Then let's just concoct ourselves a little hangover cure that'll induce her to spew red, white, and blue.
good plan.	But before that, I'd like to see Heather Chandler puke her guts out.
i know exactly what the hell you're talking about and you're right, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. let's just grow up, be adults, and die.	Good plan.
i guess i don't know what the hell i'm talking about.	I know exactly what the hell you're talking about and you're right, you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Let's just grow up, be adults, and die.
there's a big difference between the most popular girl in the school and dead sperm.	I guess I don't know what the hell I'm talking about.
just saying it's not hard to end a life.	There's a big difference between the most popular girl in the school and dead sperm.
hey, it was good for me too, sparky.	Just saying it's not hard to end a life.
see the condoms in the grass over there. we killed tonight, veronica. we murdered our baby.	Hey, it was good for me too, Sparky.
well then, i'll pray for rain.	See the condoms in the grass over there. We killed tonight, Veronica. We murdered our baby.
a well-timed lightning bolt through her window and monday morning, all the other heathers, shit, everybody would be cast fucking adrift.	Well then, I'll pray for rain.
killing her won't solve anything.	A well-timed lightning bolt through her window and Monday morning, all the other heathers, shit, everybody would be cast fucking adrift.
heather chandler is one bitch that deserves to die.	Killing her won't solve anything.
now blah-blah-blah is all i do. i use my grand i.q. to figure out what gloss to wear and how to hit three keggers before curfew. some genius.	Heather Chandler is one bitch that deserves to die.
that was my first game of strip croquet, you know. i thank you.	You're welcome. It's a lot more interesting than just flinging off your clothes and boning away on the neighbor's swing set.
s'okay....	I saw the croquet set-up in the back. Up for a match?
dreadful etiquette. i apologize.	S'okay....
it's like they're just people i work with and our job is being popular and shit.	Maybe it's time for a vacation.
i don't really like your friends either.	It's like they're just people I work with and our job is being popular and shit.
it's not perfect. i don't really like my friends.	I don't really like your friends either.
sure, i'm on my way to a party at remington university.	It's not perfect. I don't really like my friends.
everybody's life's got static. is your life perfect?	Sure, I'm on my way to a party at Remington University.
time out....jason dean. your pop's fred dean construction. must be rough. moving place to place.	Everybody's life's got static. Is your life perfect?
my father seems to enjoy tearing things down more than putting things up. seen the commerical? "bringing every state to a higher state."	Time out....Jason Dean. Your Pop's Fred Dean Construction. Must be rough. Moving place to place.
i don't know. should you?	My father seems to enjoy tearing things down more than putting things up. Seen the commerical? "Bringing every State to a Higher State."
just a humble perk from my dad's construction company or should i say deconstruction company?	I don't know. Should you?
the extreme always makes an impression, but you're right, it was severe. did you say a cherry or coke slurpee?	I didn't. Cherry.
really? that thing in the caf today was pretty severe.	The extreme always makes an impression, but you're right, it was severe. Did you say a Cherry or Coke Slurpee?
i've been moved around all my life; dallas, baton rouge, vegas, sherwood ohio, there's always a 7-11. any town, any time, i can pop a ham and cheese in the microwave and feast on a big wheel. keeps me sane.	Really? That thing in the caf today was pretty severe.
no, but if you're nice i'll let you buy me a slurpee. you know your 7-11speak pretty well.	I've been moved around all my life; Dallas, Baton Rouge, Vegas, Sherwood Ohio, there's always a 7-11. Any town, any time, I can pop a Ham and Cheese in the microwave and feast on a Big Wheel. Keeps me sane.
you going to pull a big gulp with that?	No, but if you're nice I'll let you buy me a Slurpee. You know your 7-11speak pretty well.
probably just row on out to the middle of a lake. bring along my sax, some tequila, and some bach.	How very.
if you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?	That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.
there are no stupid questions.	If you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?
shut the fuck up, all right.	Lighten up, dude. In those woods is some of the finest pussy in the school and we don't even have to buy it a hamburger and a Diet Coke. Punch it in!
sex and drugs and hbo is all i ever need! whoa! can you hear me! hello tokyo! i said sex and drugs and...	Shut the fuck up, all right.
then get over on my side. oh shit, cowtipping is the fucking greatest.	Punch it in!
i think so, man.	Then get over on my side. Oh shit, cowtipping is the fucking greatest.
is it sleeping, dude?	I think so, man.
cool off, we're seniors.	Goddamn Geek!
let's kick his ass.	Cool off, we're seniors.
that pudwapper just stepped on my foot.	Let's kick his ass.
pretty weird.	That pudwapper just stepped on my foot.
i still got to talk to heather, dude. weird funeral, huh?	Pretty weird.
we on tonight man?	I still got to talk to Heather, dude. Weird funeral, huh?
answer him dick!	Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a No Fags Allowed Rule?
what did your <u>boyfriend</u> say when you told him you were moving to sherwood, ohio?	Answer him dick!
you going to eat this?	What did your <u>boyfriend</u> say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio?
let's kick his ass.	Shit, we're seniors, Ram. Too old for that crap. Let's give him a scare though.
veronica is into his act. no doubt.	Let's kick his ass.
who does that new kid think he is with that coat? bo diddley?	Veronica is into his act. No doubt.
i'm lost. you don't get enough attention, you get too much attention. which is it? where are your shoes?	All we want is to be treated like human beings, not like guinea pigs to be experimented on and not like bunny rabbits to be patronized.
everybody cares for youth but nobody cares about joey blow. when that news reporter gets home he'll scream at his son for not mowing the lawn in the right pattern.	I'm lost. You don't get enough attention, you get too much attention. Which is it? Where are your shoes?
turn that back on!	This condescending junk makes suicide seem like a cool thing to do. Hey kids, make your parents and teachers feel like shit! Get the respect in death you'll never get in life.
how was the funeral?	Superb.
you two....	Greate pate, but I'm going to have to motor if I want to be ready for the funeral tomorrow.
terrible thing. so will we get to meet this dark horse prom contender?	May<u>be</u>.
you two....	Great pate, but I'm going to have to motor if I want to be ready for the party tonight.
any contestants worth mentioning?	May<u>be</u>. There's kind of a dark horse now in the running.
i guess.	Any contestants worth mentioning?
hey kid, isn't the prom coming up?	I guess.
we have to talk.  whether to kill yourself is one of the most important decisions a teenager has to make.	Get a job.
where is he? where's j.d.?	We have to talk.  Whether to kill yourself is one of the most important decisions a teenager has to make.
veronica! j.d. told me you committed suicide last night!	Where is he? Where's J.D.?
but ms. fleming, it's just not right.	What, the wine? I realize you're all under 21, but it seemed like such a perfect touch.  Could we get some more light up here?
everyone take their places on the stage!  isn't this thrilling?!	But Ms. Fleming, it's just not right.
dear veronica, heather was your soulmate.....share.	Heather was cool, but cruel. The good looks and bad manners gave her power, but it could not give her happiness.
it's all yours, heather. now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go throw up.	Sure. Ciao.
stained with loserness. oh, i like it. can i use that. it'd be dynamite on interoffice memoranda.	It's all yours, Heather. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go throw up.
the world wants winners, i guess. not people stained with loserness.	Stained with loserness. Oh, I like it. Can I use that. It'd be dynamite on interoffice memoranda.
i'm so sorry. i was led to believe there were going to be different kinds of social and psychological types at this gathering.	Oh, I was scared of the same thing, Heather. The minute you try to deal with the actual teenagers who have contemplated suicide you're stepping into quicksand. Quicksand filled with bad complexions, bad grades, bad parents, bad drugs, and all sorts of doody nobody wants to hear let alone bend down to clean up.
people just don't take the name heather seriously. they should, shouldn't they?	I'm so sorry. I was led to believe there were going to be different kinds of social and psychological types at this gathering.
but my name's not...	People just don't take the name Heather seriously. They should, shouldn't they?
i got a confession to make. my name used to be heather, too.	But my name's not...
that's three things.	It rained everyday of my Maui vacation, but hey, I didn't kill myself. I'm Whitney James, Commentary.
heather chandler, kurt kelly, and rupert "ram" sweeney all had good looks and popularity, but there's one thing they didn't have: values, ambition, and hope.	That's three things.
actually, mr. rieper . . . it's a novel, and we'll be sending it to new york. that's where all the big publishing houses are based.	Is that a fact! You'd better put me name down for an advance copy!
this story of yours-maybe the school newspaper will print it when it's finished.	Actually, Mr. Rieper . . . it's a novel, and we'll be sending it to New York. That's where all the big publishing houses are based.
are you a carpenter, mr. rieper? herbert shakes his head.	I work at Dennis Brothers Fish Supply.
i've never cottoned on to plasticine like you girls, but i enjoy making things out of wood.	Are you a carpenter, Mr. Rieper? HERBERT shakes his head.
we're pretty handy with model making, too, eh?	I've never cottoned on to Plasticine like you girls, but I enjoy making things out of wood.
i adore anything to do with the arts.	We're pretty handy with model making, too, eh?
what's that?	I'm not sure . . . but it's proving to be very popular!
mummy has a special technique called "deep therapy."	What's that?
wanders out. honora turns to pauline and juliet.	Well . . . I better make myself a bit more presentable.
bye.	Have a nice outing, you lot.
pulls his coat on. honora gives him a peck cheek.	Bye.
i'd better be getting back. bye, love.	pulls his coat on. HONORA gives him a peck cheek.
accompanies hilda into the hallway.	breaks down into heavy sobs.
what now?	She says Juliet's in a terrible state . . .
i've just had hilda hulme on the phone.	What now?
is chopping firewood in the back garden. honora approaches him.	I've just had Hilda Hulme on the phone.
waves a pair of new socks around. the family laughing and talking. pauline is not participating. she is leaning back, looking morose. honora looks at her with concern.	Is it hurting, dear?
no arguments there, dr. hulme! all that time inside working on those novels of theirs. they don't get fresh air or exercise!	frowns at Henry.
sits down next to honora, glass of sherry in hand.	No arguments there, Dr. Hulme! All that time inside working on those novels of theirs. They don't get fresh air or exercise!
yvonne hasn't been herself, either. locking herself away in her room . . . endlessly writing.	sits down next to Honora, glass of sherry in hand.
pops a couple more potatoes on pauline's plate. herbert glances at pauline.	Thought I'd have a go at building the birdhouse on Saturday . . . anyone want to give me a hand?
i've booked you in for a chest x-ray . . . just to be on the safe side.	pops a couple more potatoes on Pauline's plate. HERBERT glances at Pauline.
look who i've found!	whips off her pinny as HERBERT leads Juliet into the dining room.
and pauline hurriedly work together, setting out plates and cutlery.	Look who I've found!
come on through.	and Pauline hurriedly work together, setting out plates and cutlery.
come on! sausage rolls.	Come on through.
i'll think you'll find our mr. bayliss is not keen on seafood. i've got lamb chops in the 'frigerator.	sighs as HONORA puts the frying pan on the stove.
playfully shoves his hand away.	I'll think you'll find our Mr. Bayliss is not keen on seafood. I've got lamb chops in the 'frigerator.
let's have 'em now, while they're fresh, eh, nora?	playfully shoves his hand away.
look, mother!	looks down at the ground in front of her.
you have it.	Oh, no. I'm watching my figure.
i bet he pitches a tent in the middle of their bedroom, and they have to pretend to be on some mountain!	That's enough, Yvonne!
i felt thoroughly depressed and even quite seriously considered committing suicide. life seems so much not worth the living, death such an easy way out.	Love, you can still write to each other.
you have to let me go!	stands and walks toward the door.
you're not going anywhere. you're 15 years old!!	You have to let me go!
i belong with deborah! we're going to south africa!	You're not going anywhere. You're 15 years old!!
don't be so ridiculous. you're our daughter, you belong here with us.	I belong with Deborah! We're going to South Africa!
the hulmes will look after me. they want me to live with them!	Don't be so ridiculous. You're our daughter, you belong here with us.
i'm bloody dressing as fast as i can, for god's sake!	Open this door!
i don't wanna be in bloody school!	All right! You go out there and get a job and you damn well pay your own way!
you're rude . . . rude and insolent! i don't see why i should keep a horrid child like you at school a minute longer.	I don't wanna be in bloody school!
is very angry.	You're rude . . . rude and insolent! I don't see why I should keep a horrid child like you at school a minute longer.
what do you know? you wouldn't know the first thing about writing. you're the most ignorant person i've ever met!	is very angry.
these stories are not going to get you school certificate! you don't seriously think anyone's going to publish them?	What do you know? You wouldn't know the first thing about writing. You're the most ignorant person I've ever met!
snatches up an exercise book from a large pile.	These stories are not going to get you School Certificate! You don't seriously think anyone's going to publish them?
you're failing english . . . you used to be top of the class- pauline i'm doing my own writing!	snatches up an exercise book from a large pile.
i'm educating myself!	You're failing English . . . you used to be top of the class- PAULINE I'm doing my own writing!
i care . . . your father cares . . . we want you to have a good education.	I'm educating myself!
who cares!	I care . . . your father cares . . . we want you to have a good education.
she says the standard of your work is slipping. at this rate she doesn't think you'll get school certificate.	Who cares!
what does old stew want?	She says the standard of your work is slipping. At this rate she doesn't think you'll get School Certificate.
it's a letter from the school . . . from miss stewart.	What does old Stew want?
my name is gina!	It's a letter from the school . . . from Miss Stewart.
you ran off with dad when you were only 17! nana parker told me!	steps back.
whirls around and slaps pauline on the cheek.	You ran off with Dad when you were only 17! Nana Parker told me!
well, i guess i take after you then!	whirls around and slaps Pauline on the cheek.
my god, what a disgrace you are! you shame me, you shame the family. you're nothing but a cheap little tart!	Well, I guess I take after you then!
can i go now?	grabs Pauline by the shoulders.
sighs.	Can I go now?
if you think for one minute that your father and i will tolerate this sort of behaviour, you've got another thing coming! you're only 14!!! you're a child! what on earth's the matter with you, yvonne? you know what can happen with boys . . . don't you have any self-respect?	sighs.
from now on, you're sleeping in the house, where we can keep an eye on you.	If you think for one minute that your father and I will tolerate this sort of behaviour, you've got another thing coming! You're only 14!!! You're a child! What on earth's the matter with you, Yvonne? You know what can happen with boys . . . Don't you have any self-respect?
i had a nasty foreboding feeling at first, but now i realise my crime was too frightful for an ordinary lecture.	From now on, you're sleeping in the house, where we can keep an eye on you.
but she'll have no one to look after her!	Her parents won't be going overseas now . . . they'll have to cancel their trip. Don't worry about Juliet.
juliet's infectious . . . she'll be going to hospital.	But she'll have no one to look after her!
do you think juliet could stay here while her parents are away?	Juliet's infectious . . . she'll be going to hospital.
holds up a loaded fork. pauline reluctantly takes it.	Do you think Juliet could stay here while her parents are away?
you may have forgotten that you were once a very sick little girl, but i haven't!	holds up a loaded fork. Pauline reluctantly takes it.
starts to cut up a slice of bacon and offers it to pauline.	You may have forgotten that you were once a very sick little girl, but I haven't!
i just want to be on my own for a while.	starts to cut up a slice of bacon and offers it to Pauline.
you've got to eat, yvonne. you hardly touched our dinner. i'm not having you falling ill.	I just want to be on my own for a while.
i'm not hungry.	You've got to eat, Yvonne. You hardly touched our dinner. I'm not having you falling ill.
come on, sit up.	I'm not hungry.
comes in with a breakfast tray: bacon and eggs, tea and toast.	Come on, sit up.
i spent a wretched night. it would be wonderful if i could get tuberculosis, too.	comes in with a breakfast tray: bacon and eggs, tea and toast.
he's the manager!	leads a young man-JOHN-into the dining room.
got an a, mum!	glows with pride. STEVE is emptying his pockets on the bench. HONORA pats STEVE's hand.
well? tell us! how'd it go?	Got an A, Mum!
hello!	Well? Tell us! How'd it go?
but you're not fat, mrs. rieper!	I put on a lot of weight over Christmas.
fruit.	Oh! I'll pop them in a bowl.
turns around and juliet presents her with a brown paper bag.	Fruit.
is bending down, pulling a tray of sausage rolls into the oven. both girls look at honora silently.	turns around and Juliet presents her with a brown paper bag.
thank you. i bought it especially, mrs. rieper.	is bending down, pulling a tray of sausage rolls into the oven. Both girls look at HONORA silently.
oh-what a nice outfit!	Thank you. I bought it especially, Mrs. Rieper.
hello, juliet. juliet take off her jacket.	Oh-what a nice outfit!
hello!	Hello, Juliet. Juliet take off her jacket.
stands and picks up her handbag. pauline stands and juliet grabs her hand.	Can't you stay a bit longer, Paul?
we don't want to tire you out, dear.	stands and picks up her handbag. Pauline stands and Juliet grabs her hand.
i'm sorry, mrs. rieper. i'm feeling quite fatigued.	We don't want to tire you out, dear.
looks startled at the outburst.	I'm sorry, Mrs. Rieper. I'm feeling quite fatigued.
they sent me off to the bahamas "for the good of my health." they sent me to the bay of bloody islands "for the good of my health."	looks startled at the outburst.
i know it's hard for you being in here, but it is for the good of your health.	They sent me off to the Bahamas "for the good of my health." They sent me to the Bay of bloody Islands "for the good of my health."
gives her a sympathetic look.	I know it's hard for you being in here, but it is for the good of your health.
i'm saving them for a rainy day.	gives her a sympathetic look.
that's coming along well!	I'm the Matron's favourite patient and she's shown me her special stitch!
thank you so much!	That's coming along well!
it's best not to get too close. juliet's still not a hundred percent. hello, juliet! we've bought you some fruit.	Thank you so much!
hurries over.	It's best not to get too close. Juliet's still not a hundred percent. Hello, Juliet! We've bought you some fruit.
i'm so happy to see you!	hurries over.
i wouldn't want my private business being discussed with a complete stranger!	Oh, no . . . Mummy's awfully good at it.
i've heard your mother on 3ya. the woman's session has lots of lively debate.	Well, actually, Mummy's left that programme now . . she's far too busy with The Marriage Guidance Council.
and herbert exchange a glance. honora smiles at juliet.	I've heard your mother on 3YA. The Woman's Session has lots of lively debate.
and so, in a blazing fury, charles runs lancelot trelawney through with his sword . . . leaving deborah free to accept charles's proposal of marriage!	and HERBERT exchange a glance. HONORA smiles at Juliet.
isn't it beautiful!	Let's go for a walk down here . . . come on, Mummy!
bye, dad.	Goodbye, Mr. Rieper.
i thought for hours about whether carmelita should accept bernard's marriage proposal . . .	I think she knows what's going to happen . . . she doesn't appear to bear us any grudge!
your mother is a rather miserable woman . . . isn't she?	I thought for hours about whether Carmelita should accept Bernard's marriage proposal . . .
it's a three-act story with a tragic end.	Your mother is a rather miserable woman . . . isn't she?
let's go upstairs, deborah. i wrote the last 10 pages of my opera last night.	All right, then.
mummy!	Mummy!
yes . . .	I know what to do about mother.
i'm coming with you.	Yes . . .
but that's not true! i've got one.	I need my sodding parents' consent.
poor father . . .	Don't worry, Gina! Mummy and Daddy love each other.
too right . . . but he doesn't have a show! nobody gets into mother's draws except daddy!	Poor Father . . .
do you think bloody bill's trying to get into her draws?	Too right . . . but he doesn't have a show! Nobody gets into Mother's draws except Daddy!
poor mother was completely taken in.	Do you think Bloody Bill's trying to get into her draws?
i thought he was supposed to be terribly ill.	That was what we were led to believe . . .
i can try my father's safe. i'm sure i can get the keys to his office.	That's great! We'll have the fare in no time!
this lot's got to be worth 50 quid!	I can try my father's safe. I'm sure I can get the keys to his office.
they'll blame the bloody housekeeper. she nicks stuff all the times!	This lot's got to be worth 50 quid!
i'm sure they'll notice things missing.	They'll blame the bloody housekeeper. She nicks stuff all the times!
i know, i'll lean forward and show more cleavage!	I'm sure they'll notice things missing.
just a couple more . . .	I know, I'll lean forward and show more cleavage!
hurry up! i'm freezing!	Just a couple more . . .
stay still or they'll be blurry . . .	Hurry up! I'm freezing!
let's go overseas . . .	You mean travel by ourselves?
no, you're not, gina-it's everybody else who is bonkers!	Let's go overseas . . .
i think i'm going crazy.	No, you're not, Gina-it's everybody else who is bonkers!
how do you know? did he tell you?	Well . . . no. But it's so obvious.
that idiot boarder?	How do you know? Did he tell you?
john has fallen in love with me!	That idiot boarder?
what??	John has fallen in love with me!
you'll never guess what's happened!!	What??
you're such an incredible woman.	I couldn't have done it without you, Charles.
i shall call him diello.	You're such an incredible woman.
it's so beautiful!	What???
what?	It's so beautiful!
he flings open the door and launches himself at the bed, ravishing her!	God, yes!
that.	That . . .
this . . .	That.
this.	This . . .
him . . .	This.
him.	Him . . .
he . . .	Him.
to be known as he!	He . . .
saint mario!	To be known as He!
james will be there . . . and mario! only they'll be saints.	Saint Mario!
but, we're all going to heaven!	I'm not! I'm going to the Fourth World! It's like Heaven, only better because there aren't any Christians.
daddy says the bible's a load of bunkum!	But, we're all going to Heaven!
i wish james would do a religious picture . . . he'd be perfect as jesus!	Daddy says the Bible's a load of bunkum!
i think i'm dying . . .	Don't . . . please! Please, don't!
it doesn't matter.	Of course it matters! It's Mario!
0h, god . . . i'm so sorry!	It doesn't matter.
she's terribly hurt . . .	Somebody's got to help us!
mummy!	Mummy!
trevor things like this happen to people who experience temporary memory loss. everybody does things they regret. you just couldn't remember doing these things and now you are so it's a shock to the system. i'm telling you. you will never get better if you keep blaming yourself for your wife's death.	Maybe I wasn't responsible for the car accident...
allison i think i did some very, very bad things. i mean very bad.	Trevor things like this happen to people who experience temporary memory loss. Everybody does things they regret. You just couldn't remember doing these things and now you are so it's a shock to the system. I'm telling you. You will never get better if you keep blaming yourself for your wife's death.
why didn't you tell me sooner? i would have switched doctors!	Just get better okay?
no you don't understand. that's why i've been fighting to get you better. so you wouldn't be a patient anymore.	Why didn't you tell me sooner? I would have switched doctors!
i understand... i won't-	No you don't understand. That's why I've been fighting to get you better. So you wouldn't be a patient anymore.
if it makes you feel better that took every ounce of self control i had. trevor, i never date patients.	I understand... I won't-
sorry.	If it makes you feel better that took every ounce of self control I had. Trevor, I never date patients.
no. but at one point you did repeat something though. a phrase. you must have been having this recurring dream, you just kept saying this one thing over and over	What was it?
did i ever talk about kirsty?	No. But at one point you did repeat something though. A phrase. You must have been having this recurring dream, you just kept saying this one thing over and over
no.	Did I ever talk about Kirsty?
did i ever talk about the accident?	No.
trevor if someone is talking from a sleep state they are obviously dreaming. so practically everything say is going to sound strange.	Did I ever talk about the accident?
well?	Trevor if someone is talking from a sleep state they are obviously dreaming. So practically everything say is going to sound strange.
sure plenty of times.	Well?
don't tell me. kirsty used to smoke?	No. She just would have loved it up here... Allison when I was under... did I ever talk?
oh i knew about the chairs already. this is where the emphysema patients come to sneak cigarettes.	Don't tell me. Kirsty used to smoke?
lucky for us these chairs happened to be here.	Oh I knew about the chairs already. This is where the emphysema patients come to sneak cigarettes.
i did more then that.	Lucky for us these chairs happened to be here.
you were unfaithful, it sounds like your confessing.	I did more then that.
yeah. it's like i was a different guy then i am today. i can't remember that guy. i see these women, they think i'm someone else, and i'm not that guy anymore. i'm not sure who kristy knew.	You were unfaithful, it sounds like your confessing.
i understand, i think. other women?	Yeah. It's like I was a different guy then I am today. I can't remember that guy. I see these women, they think I'm someone else, and I'm not that guy anymore. I'm not sure who Kristy knew.
we startred off to be. she was, i guess i was. i just sort of....butchered up the relationship somehow.  bad choice of words.	I understand, I think. Other women?
pitbull attacks.	You just made that up.
eighty third most common.	Pitbull attacks.
skin cancer.	Eighty third most common.
second most common?	Skin cancer.
please. heart attack. that was easy street.	Second most common?
okay mr. statistics i've got one for you. what's the most common cause of death for adults over the age of eighteen?	Please. Heart attack. That was easy street.
millions of people around the world get on busses every day. when was the last time you heard of anybody anywhere dying on a public transit bus?	Okay Mr. Statistics I've got one for you. What's the most common cause of death for adults over the age of eighteen?
okay so... what's the safest place?	Millions of people around the world get on busses every day. When was the last time you heard of anybody anywhere dying on a public transit bus?
i've got numbers to back me up. over the course of one year more americans die in car accidents than did during the entire span of world war ii.	Okay so... what's the safest place?
bull...	I've got numbers to back me up. Over the course of one year more Americans die in car accidents than did during the entire span of World War II.
it's inside a moving car.	Bull...
i'm stumped.	It's inside a moving car.
hint. it's not a geographical location.	I'm stumped.
so, i'm done. thats it for today?	All finished.
i know, my bedside manner's horrendous.	So, I'm done. Thats it for today?
the way you just looked at me...	I know, my bedside manner's horrendous.
of course, yes.	The way you just looked at me...
you're one tough cookie, trevor gooding. you keep coming back to your corner for a quick fix up then go right back out into the ring for another round.	Some call it resilience. Others, stupidity.
allison we have got to talk about this medication you've got me on.	I'm all over it.
well trevor? what have you got to say for yourself? que pasa?	Allison we have GOT to talk about this medication you've got me on.
shh. don't blame yourself trevor. please.	I miss her. I miss my wife.
if they're blocked memories... i'm starting to realize the reason why i blocked them out. allison i think i really... screwed everything up.	Shh. Don't blame yourself Trevor. Please.
well that's not necessarily a bad thing is it?	If they're blocked memories... I'm starting to realize the reason why I blocked them out. Allison I think I really... screwed everything up.
these hallucinations i'm having. i think they're more like memories coming back to me in a strange way.	Well that's not necessarily a bad thing is it?
no i need to remember. look whatever it is take me off it. i can handle pain. i can't handle not knowing...	You need to get better first Trevor. Way better.  It's okay to miss somebody. It's okay to still love someone after they're gone. But you've got to quit blaming yourself okay...? Okay?
easy there trevor. you need to relax.	No I need to remember. Look whatever it is take me off it. I can handle pain. I can't handle not knowing...
allison? why can't remember what happened to my wife? is it something i'm on that's... that's making me forget?	Easy there Trevor. You need to relax.
your insight is enlightening.	No wisdom, no insight, no plan.
that `poor me' attitude doesn't suit you trevor. listen, i don't mean to sound like pollyanna but things could be worse. there's one good thing about coming so near to the end of ones life. everything is new and exciting, like your seeing it for the first time. you might see things a litlle differently from now on.	Your insight is enlightening.
let me see. oh yeah. my head feels like it's going through a meat grinder. i'm not sure if i'm dreaming or...	That `poor me' attitude doesn't suit you Trevor. Listen, I don't mean to sound like Pollyanna but things could be worse. There's one good thing about coming so near to the end of ones life. Everything is new and exciting, like your seeing it for the first time. You might see things a litlle differently from now on.
well? what do you say trevor? que pasa?	Let me see. Oh yeah. My head feels like it's going through a meat grinder. I'm not sure if I'm dreaming or...
what's happening to me? what are you doing?	You came in for your EEG. You fell asleep and well, I took the liberty of...I'm sorry. You looked like a wreck Trevor.
where's kirsty? where's my wife?	Your wife...?
it's the morphine trevor. you're on so much of it, you could be asleep and dreaming even with your eyes wide open.	Where's Kirsty? Where's my wife?
what just happened to me anyway? it looked like a dream but it felt like reality.	It's the morphine Trevor. You're on so much of it, you could be asleep and dreaming even with your eyes wide open.
still hallucinating as well. hmm...	What just happened to me anyway? It looked like a dream but it felt like reality.
are you a dream too?	Still hallucinating as well. Hmm...
bret you are making no sense whatsoever.	I followed her Trevor. I got to know her life. And what a boring one it was. Six a.m. gym, nine a.m. trendy coffee shop, noon bookstore, one soap operas, four o'clock news, five wait for Trevor to come home. And wait and wait and wait. Nine o'clock get ready for bed.
we were gonna be millionaires you said. nobody'd suspect a thing. i had never even met her. no connection. then you went and had that fucking car accident.	Bret you are making no sense whatsoever.
bret. what the hell is going on?	We were gonna be millionaires you said. Nobody'd suspect a thing. I had never even met her. No connection. Then you went and had that fucking car accident.
tonight was supposed to be the night, trevor. remember? i couldn't believe you went through five dart games and didn't even joke about it.	Bret. What the hell is going on?
bret... what the fuck...?	Tonight was supposed to be the night, Trevor. Remember? I couldn't believe you went through five dart games and didn't even joke about it.
yeah? you and who else?	Someone special.
almost that fast. i got a few loose ends to tie up first. came into a shitload of money recently. i've always wanted to go to take a trip. we're just gonna walk into the airport and decide right then and there.	Yeah? You and who else?
so you're just packing it up just like that?	Almost that fast. I got a few loose ends to tie up first. Came into a shitload of money recently. I've always wanted to go to take a trip. We're just gonna walk into the airport and decide right then and there.
how much time off?	As much as he feels like. Its a much more pleasurable line of work.
i've got a better offer. more time off. a sort of career shift, more in the engineering line of work.	How much time off?
i quit. today's my last day.	I've got a better offer. More time off. A sort of career shift, more in the engineering line of work.
what's the occasion?	I quit. Today's my last day.
hey if you're not doing anything i'd like to buy you a beer after work. be just like old times.	What's the occasion?
you were supposed to have a date with gwen last night? gwen deardon? the supervisor?	Serious as a heart attack my friend. I think she literally fucked me brains out.
i crap you not. she was all over me yesterday in the break room. and she was a total machine last night too.	You were supposed to have a date with Gwen last night? GWEN DEARDON? The supervisor?
gwen?	I crap you not. She was all over me yesterday in the break room. And she was a total machine last night too.
gwen.	GWEN?
really? do tell.	Gwen.
i have my connections	Really? Do tell.
yeah, how's that?	I have my connections
the boss won't notice me doing a bad job because i'm not. even if the boss thought i was slacking i'd know right away.	Yeah, how's that?
what?	Getting paid for doing shit.
must be nice.	What?
since what?	Look never mind. Just get some numbers going- any numbers at all will due. The hills have eyes remember?
hospital? you haven't been to the hospital since uh...	Since what?
give me a break. i checked back into the hospital- amongst other things.	Hospital? You haven't been to the hospital since uh...
dude there is a track on the carpet between here and the bathroom. it was made by your ass. you've been dragging it all fucking week. what happened to you yesterday?	Give me a break. I checked back into the hospital- amongst other things.
hey bret. christ, my head feels like a split coconut.	Dude there is a track on the carpet between here and the bathroom. It was made by your ass. You've been dragging it all fucking week. What happened to you yesterday?
trevor what is the metric probability of you getting any work done at all today?	Hey Bret. Christ, my head feels like a split coconut.
who's allison?	Allison Dormere. Your intern.
where's allison?	Who's Allison?
why don't you relax for the next couple of hours? barring any relapses you should be able to go home after that.	Where's Allison?
i've been in here before.	Take no offense Trevor. I see many patients a day and have an awful memory.
have we met?	I've been in here before.
ambrose. i know.	Have we met?
hello i'm dr...	Ambrose. I know.
now i want you to tell me what you remember happening- in your own words- exactly the way you told detective lange. but this time i want you to make one small adjustment.	What's that?
as in one minus one equals zero yes. where are you going with this?	How many zeros was your wife worth?
zero's a number right?	As in one minus one equals zero yes. Where are you going with this?
you could say that.	Zero's a number right?
i saw her drowning inside the car, detective.	You could say that.
last time anybody saw this woman she was alive. you seem to certain she's dead.	I saw her drowning inside the car, detective.
what's the difference?	Last time anybody saw this woman she was alive. You seem to certain she's dead.
no. no you said her body's been missing.	What's the difference?
i said she's been missing for-	No. No you said HER BODY's been missing.
what did you just say?	I said she's been missing for-
our little toy. you usually have it up and running by now.	Do I really want to know what you're talking about?
what?	Our little toy. You usually have it up and running by now.
good boy.  where's is it?	What?
that was cold...	No, making another woman compete with someone who's been dead eight months. That's cold.
oh i see. that again. trevor? i realize it must be hard. but christ how long does it take someone to move on?	That was cold...
gwen, my wife's dead.	Oh I see. That again. Trevor? I realize it must be hard. But Christ how long does it take someone to move on?
you're giving me a speeding ticket? mr. mario andretti himself?	Gwen, my wife's dead.
and it shows. least it did last night at the quarry. in a big way.	YOU'RE giving ME a speeding ticket? Mr. Mario Andretti himself?
nothing, look. gwen i really like you-	And it shows. Least it did last night at the quarry. In a big way.
what's wrong, trev?	Nothing, look. Gwen I really like you-
how do you think you got this job, cock?  mmm. i'm still tingling all over from our little midnight swim.	What's wrong, Trev?
please, gwen. you're- you're all over me.	How do you think you got this job, cock?  Mmm. I'm still tingling all over from our little midnight swim.
get back here, junior bean counter. this is your supervisor speaking.	Please, Gwen. You're- you're all over me.
come on speak up, gooding, i'm trying to run a business here. i can't have people flipping out in the break room when they should be slaving away at their desks.	Sorry I just kind of... spaced for a second there.
trevor i've decided we have got to agree on a name before we reach my mother's. this poor kid's going to be starting preschool as student x if we don't make up our minds. so, i've been thinking, what about daisy?	It's perfect.
yes. now go back to sleep. you're driving the rest of the way to gramma's remember?	Trevor I've decided we have got to agree on a name before we reach my mother's. This poor kid's going to be starting preschool as student x if we don't make up our minds. So, I've been thinking, what about Daisy?
you're alive...	Yes. Now go back to sleep. You're driving the rest of the way to gramma's remember?
it's okay it was just a nightmare that's all.	You're alive...
kirsty... kirsty?	It's okay it was just a nightmare that's all.
happy anniversary, mrs. gooding.	For me? Trevor! How romantic! Come here, you.
really, why's that?	I only married you for your body.
and besides, i thought, to hell with it... it's okay if you only married me for my money.	Really, why's that?
there is no wisdom, no insight, no plan	And besides, I thought, to hell with it... it's okay if you only married me for my money.
but you had more wisdom than to listen to a false prophet	There is no wisdom, no insight, no plan
really? why?	But you had more wisdom than to listen to a false prophet
never to put you in my will.	Really? Why?
what?	Never to put you in my will.
you know what the family lawyer told me one our wedding day?	What?
enjoyable too. the merger never even felt work for one second.	You know what the family lawyer told me one our wedding day?
the best business decision if you ever made i'll bet.	Enjoyable too. The merger never even felt work for one second.
in a word? lucrative.	The best business decision if you ever made I'll bet.
how does feel to be mr. kirsty hughes for a whole year.	In a word? Lucrative.
oh my god trevor! it hurts!!  oh my god, oh my god. trevor, it's coming out.	This isn't happening.
what?	THE BABY IS COMING OUT! I CAN FEEL IT! SONOFABITCH IT HURTS!! AAAGGGGHHH!!!
oh my god. it's coming out.	What?
yes i had a quickie with the neighbor during your last contraction.	Roughly two thirds of married men who cheat start during the eighth month of their wives' first pregnancy.
you've been cheating on me haven't you?	Yes I had a quickie with the neighbor during your last contraction.
just concentrate on the task at hand please. listen to me. you should be giving me this lecture.	You've been cheating on me haven't you?
what isn't wrong? why are you doing this anyway?	I'm... I'm doing a very special thing here. And you can't even ... respond?
but... i thought...	If what I've heard is true this could be the last time for a long long time. Besides we've got a whole seven minutes before the next one. Clock's ticking. Tick-tock...
you win! okay pull over.	But... I thought...
eighty four.	You win! Okay pull over.
uh... eighty two?	Eighty four.
five hundred ninety two thousand seven hundred and four.	Uh... eighty two?
shut up and play darling. your turn.	Five hundred ninety two thousand seven hundred and four.
twenty one. why do we have to do this now kirsty?	Shut up and play darling. Your turn.
morgue...?	That's right Trevor. The timing was impeccable wasn't it? It's been eight months two weeks and three days but we finally found the body. Just need you to ID it for us.
thanks.	We're all here for you Trevor.
the whackjob in the black lipstick who lives down the hall? she wanted you arrested for harassment. i told her to chill out and smoke a joint. i'd look the other way as long as she did you know?	Thanks.
what?	The whackjob in the black lipstick who lives down the hall? She wanted you arrested for harassment. I told her to chill out and smoke a joint. I'd look the other way as long as she did you know?
sorry to take up your time like that trevor. don't work too hard. oh, before i forget. i talked your neighbor out of pressing charges.	What?
you and your wife were playing a game shortly before you got into that car accident weren't you?	Where is she? Where is my wife?
i'll just stay out of this conversation until you come out and tell me why you've disrupted me at work.	You and your wife were playing a game shortly before you got into that car accident weren't you?
i thought you loved games.	I'll just stay out of this conversation until you come out and tell me why you've disrupted me at work.
sorry i'm in your seat aren't i?	No please make yourself at home.
it should all in the report. i told you guys everything. she was giving birth in the fucking car. she grabbed the wheel and i lost control.	I did read that, yes.  What hospital were you going to? I mean the Lodovico Street Bridge isn't exactly on the way to Mercy General.
for one thing there were no skid marks on that bridge, the tires were all intact, from what we could tell, nothing wrong internally with the vehicle either. like the car had been driven off the bridge intentionally.	It should all in the report. I told you guys everything. She was giving birth in the fucking car. She grabbed the wheel and I lost control.
what evidence?	For one thing there were no skid marks on that bridge, the tires were all intact, from what we could tell, nothing wrong internally with the vehicle either. Like the car had been driven off the bridge intentionally.
okay then. here's the scoop.	What evidence?
where's my wife?	Okay then. Here's the scoop.
thanks for coming down mr. gooding. has your head healed okay by now?	Where's my wife?
pardon my glibness trevor but you sound like a raving lunatic. the next time you seek counsel it should be of the psychiatric type. you're obviously on the verge of some nervous collapse.	Thanks for your concern Larry. And fuck you too.
hello? city? cops? it's a fucking conspiracy!	Pardon my glibness Trevor but you sound like a raving lunatic. The next time you seek counsel it should be of the psychiatric type. You're obviously on the verge of some nervous collapse.
seeing you were her sole benefactor, and i'm the executive of the will, kirsty's entire estate would have to be donated to the city.	Hello? City? Cops? It's a fucking conspiracy!
please larry. pretend you like me and humor me.	Seeing you were her sole benefactor, and I'm the executive of the will, Kirsty's entire estate would have to be donated to the city.
well they'd have to prove it in a court of law for one thing-	Please Larry. Pretend you like me and humor me.
what happens if i'm convicted of kirsty's murder?	Well they'd have to prove it in a court of law for one thing-
and as far as hiding a body goes? i find it hard to believe even the dirtiest of cops would keep a victim's remains hidden simply to get someone to confess. it's absolutely preposterous. now i'm not saying i don't believe you, i'm....ambiguous. there's quite alot of money behind all this.	How much do I stand to inherit if Kirsty is presumed dead?
hey ninety five point three percent of all murders are committed by either a spouse, a direct relative or a close friend that's common knowledge. but this wasn't murder it was an accident-	And as far as hiding a body goes? I find it hard to believe even the dirtiest of cops would keep a victim's remains hidden simply to get someone to confess. It's absolutely preposterous. Now I'm not saying I don't believe you, I'm....ambiguous. There's quite alot of money behind all this.
trevor barring the more outrageous aspects of your claim you are not the only widower the police have questioned when foul play is suspected.	Hey ninety five point three percent of all murders are committed by either a spouse, a direct relative or a close friend that's common knowledge. But this wasn't murder it was an accident-
i swear these guys are like playing mindgames with me. i think they got a hold of my e-mail address at work too.	Trevor barring the more outrageous aspects of your claim you are not the only widower the police have questioned when foul play is suspected.
a little? try unbelievably.	I swear these guys are like playing mindgames with me. I think they got a hold of my e-mail address at work too.
look larry i know you never thought too much of me. and i know this all sounds a little fucked up.	A little? Try unbelievably.
what do you want?!	Who the hell are you talking to?
hey buddy!	What do you want?!
... but i'm starting to think i was... i was going to...	Hey buddy!
hey buddy!	... but I'm starting to think I was... I was going to...
i don't work here.	Music to my ears.
least let me finish will ya? got one puff left.	I don't work here.
you mean... when the car went off the bridge?	Wow you are out of it.
can you follow them?	You mean... when the car went off the bridge?
two.	Can you follow them?
okay how many fingers am i holding up?	Two.
ambulance.	We're just gonna take some blood here.
do you know where you are?	Ambulance.
what's under that sheet...?	You probably don't remember the night we played. Your first year as husband and wife.
i don't know who you are or what you want. i just want to know what's under that sheet...	Use your mind for something other than numbers dear Trevor. Think about people for a change. People other than yourself. Like the women you slept with behind your wife's back. You were always so confident you had covered your tracks. Always confident your wife actually believed your fervent denials? Part of you must have known she would find out.
how is our little student doing? has he learned his lesson yet?	I don't know who you are or what you want. I just want to know what's under that sheet...
this game is over do you hear me?	I hear everything. And soon you will know everything. More than you ever wanted I can guarantee that. But I want you to think for a minute first. Think about all you've seen. All the clues you've been given.
poor trevor.	This game is over do you hear me?
but that's what i need. to be sure... to be absolutely sure...	Shh. It's okay son. There is but one truth. One thing you can be absolutely sure of. And that thing is this:
all you've got is the here and the now trevor. that's all anyone really has. maybe this will make things easier to understand. a man goes to sleep every night and has recurring dream that he's a butterfly. in time he begins to wonder if he might actually be a butterfly who dreams he's a man. and at the end of the day does it even matter? all these events you're describing. how can you be sure any of them really happened?	But that's what I need. To be sure... to be absolutely sure...
but i saw these women. i saw their mutilated bodies. i saw their ghosts. i just know it happened i can feel it...	All you've got is the here and the now Trevor. That's all anyone really has. Maybe this will make things easier to understand. A man goes to sleep every night and has recurring dream that he's a butterfly. In time he begins to wonder if he might actually be a butterfly who dreams he's a man. And at the end of the day does it even matter? All these events you're describing. How can you be sure any of them really happened?
what things do you think you've done?	Wow. Let's see. So many sins so little time. For starters I was responsible for the death my wife who by the way was carrying my unborn child. That was so I could collect her eight million dollar estate. I think I killed several women I was having mindless sex with behind her back.
i don't know what i'm doing here. i'm not even catholic. i just had to tell somebody. it's like, ever since my wife died i don't know what i've actually done or what i've imagined. but i do know if one tenth of what's happening to me is reality... i've done some really awful things in my life. things that i've... i guess i've blocked out...	What things do you think you've done?
wait... what the hell is this...	Surrender yourself... surrender yourself...
i surrender...	Wait... what the hell is this...
are you ready?	I surrender...
you can trust me. your wife is dead and you need to move past that. and the only way to move past something completely is to go straight through it, not around it. surrender yourself to your wife's death. let it chew you up and spit you back out on the other side. it's the only way you can become whole again.	Are you ready?
i don't even know what's real and what isn't how can i trust anyone?	You can trust me. Your wife is dead and you need to move past that. And the only way to move past something completely is to go straight through it, not around it. Surrender yourself to your wife's death. Let it chew you up and spit you back out on the other side. It's the only way you can become whole again.
it was an analogy. your soul is locked up inside you. you need to free it trevor. you've blocked it from the healing process. that's what we need to do now. heal your soul. and to do that i you have to give in utterly and without any hesitation or doubt. do you know what i mean by giving in? it's about trust. do you trust me implicitly?	I don't even know what's real and what isn't how can I trust anyone?
look, whatever your marharagi, told you, forget. you've got to get this fuckin pain to stop.	It was an analogy. Your soul is locked up inside you. You need to free it Trevor. You've blocked it from the healing process. That's what we need to do now. Heal your soul. And to do that I you have to give in utterly and without any hesitation or doubt. Do you know what I mean by giving in? It's about trust. Do you trust me implicitly?
my teacher told me once there's a puncture point on your body that can lock your soul within it, even after you're dead. so that when you die you're trapped inside your body, watching it corrode for all eternity.	Look, whatever your Marharagi, told you, forget. You've got to get this fuckin pain to stop.
jeez it's getting awful crowded in there.	My teacher told me once there's a puncture point on your body that can lock your soul within it, even after you're dead. So that when you die you're trapped inside your body, watching it corrode for all eternity.
trevor your body has been completely healed. all the nerve endings have repaired themselves. if there is any pain in your head it's... in your head.	Jeez it's getting awful crowded in there.
i was going to say dimensions. but i guess technically they are dreams.	You should always listen to your subconscious. It's trying to tell you something about your waking life.
dreams?	I was going to say dimensions. But I guess technically they are dreams.
come on, quit fucking around. listen it's about... what we did together last night.	WHAT?!
hey you're the guy from down the hall.	Come on, quit fucking around. Listen it's about... what we did together last night.
i... think we need to talk, there's something really strange going on...	Hey you're the guy from down the hall.
whoa, i have serious space issues, dude. what do you want?	I... think we need to talk, there's something really strange going on...
tawny i think i'm going to be sick.	Well now there's a compliment.
you must have been very proud of yourselves...	It's getting hot in here.
if you ever smelled this coming from our dorm room, you knew one of us was in there getting laid.	You must have been very proud of yourselves...
wow. that's good. lots of capers, huh?	For starters. It's also got fennel, asparagus, olives, some more of mother nature's aphrodisiacs... Back in college, me and my roommates used to call it hard- on stew.
i've never said this to a woman before but can't we talk a little bit before grabbing at each other?	God. Sometimes you can be such an animal. Other times you are the ultimate tease...
i'm kinda feeling nuts myself!	I've never said this to a woman before but can't we talk a little bit before grabbing at each other?
really?	I'm kinda feeling nuts myself!
i'm, uh, not sure... feeling kind of weird actually.	Really?
you okay?	I'm, uh, not sure... Feeling kind of weird actually.
you!	You okay?
tawny? what's- what are you doing?	YOU!
you.	Tawny? What's- what are you doing?
uh... sure, tawny... what?	You.
hey. can i borrow something?	Uh... sure, Tawny... what?
it's not that kind of date.	Hey even if it is more power to ya.  Alrighty then. Have a good time.
the car accident? any of this ringing a bell?	It's not that kind of date.
last week...	The car accident? Any of this ringing a bell?
what do you mean?	Last week...
whew. you bounce right back don't you?	What do you mean?
-tawny.	Whew. You bounce right back don't you?
no, thanks i've got a... a date tonight-	-Tawny.
... knock on my door, i'm a total insomniac.	No, thanks I've got a... a date tonight-
looking... good, partner.  hang in there.	Y-you're a g-god damn saint, John.
yeah, and with me it was like i was supposed to pretend the shoe was mine.	So now you gotta wear it, you poor bastard.  Everyday you gotta be everybody's hero.  People watching you all the time.  Waiting for you to make...  a slip.  Slip up.
there was this kid there saying, "go in there and save my father, mister." and i'm thinking about my boy joey and this goddamn fireman my wife's seeing. it was like i was supposed to save myself.	Yeah, and with me it was like I was supposed to pretend the shoe was mine.
same with me, pretending i was you. an impulse.  why not?  i had this shoe.	There was this kid there saying, "Go in there and save my father, mister." And I'm thinking about my boy Joey and this goddamn fireman my wife's seeing. It was like I was supposed to save myself.
i dunno.  it was... an impulse. me, wearing my good shoes.	Same with me, pretending I was you. An impulse.  Why not?  I had this shoe.
i... i'll do the best i can, bernie.	That's good enough for me.  You better take that "letter" there and get rid of it.
you'll tell him i talked you out of jumping, right?  just keep me outta prison.	I... I'll do the best I can, Bernie.
on the deposition for the judge, bernie... i mean there's no way i can promise anything.  i can't tell him what we're up to...	You'll tell him I talked you out of jumping, right?  Just keep me outta prison.
listen, john, you better double my attorney's fee.  she's very inexperienced, but she done a great job for me. and give her your autograph.  she thinks you're some kinda holy man.	On the deposition for the jUdge, Bernie... I mean there's no way I can promise anything.  I can't tell him what we're up to...
and give a deposition to the judge.	Listen, John, you better double my attorney's fee.  She's very inexperienced, but she done a great job for me. And give her your autograph.  She thinks you're some kinda holy man.
you got it?  four year scholarship to a top college, plus medical school or law school or whatever joey wants; pay off the $2,500 to my attorney, plus pay her fee in full, plus my annual consulting fee...	And give a deposition to the jUdge.
bernie.  call me bernie.	--but there's a lot of it still left, uh, Bernie.  Almost half.
well, i donated a lot to different causes, uh... la...	Bernie.  Call me Bernie.
you <u>woulda</u> gone in there, you wouldn'ta thought twice...  trust me on that, that's the kinda guy you are.  for a guy like me, it's a momentary loss of sanity.  i wasn't thinking clearly.  listen, i'm no hero, john.  i just want some dough and maybe a little favor. how much didja spend already on all that do-gooder bullshit?  you didn't spend it <u>all</u> didja?	Well, I donated a lot to different causes, uh... La...
you got those people out of the plane, laplante, not me.	You <u>woulda</u> gone in there, you wouldn'ta thought twice...  Trust me on that, that's the kinda guy you are.  For a guy like me, it's a momentary loss of sanity.  I wasn't thinking clearly.  Listen, I'm no hero, John.  I just want some dough and maybe a little favor. How much didja spend already on all that do-gooder bullshit?  You didn't spend it <u>all</u> didja?
i'm not saying i hate sick people or anything but i hate being <u>around</u> them if you know what i mean.  there <u>you</u> go, you <u>inspire</u> this kid to <u>live</u>.  i probably woulda vomited on him.	Allen?  He... he's okay?
it was you!  i thought i heard...	I'm not saying I hate sick people or anything but I hate being <u>around</u> them if you know what I mean.  There <u>you</u> go, you <u>inspire</u> this kid to <u>live</u>.  I probably woulda vomited on him.
great!  you make this big goddamn mess, then ya jump.  beautiful! listen, john, i was there at the hospital today, i seen you with those little bastards .	It was you!  I thought I heard...
i don't need to be a hero, laplante, but i can't face people... the looks in their eyes... after the trust they gave me!	Great!  You make this big goddamn mess, then ya jump.  Beautiful! Listen, John, I was there at the hospital today, I seen you with those little bastards .
well, we gotta work this thing out, john.  it's a goddamn mess an' i'm halfway to doing serious time in the joint an' the tv lady's so stuck on you she don't want it to come out you stole her purse because it might break the heart of millions.  looka those maniacs, willya?  they love you, for chrissake!	I don't need to be a hero, LaPlante, but I can't face people... the looks in their eyes... after the trust they gave me!
huh?  whadda you mean?	Well, we gotta work this thing out, John.  It's a goddamn mess an' I'm halfway to doing serious time in the joint an' the TV lady's so stuck on you she don't want it to come out you stole her purse because it might break the heart of millions.  Looka those maniacs, willya?  They love you, for Chrissake!
which don't sound like such a bad goddamn idea, john.	Huh?  Whadda you mean?
right.	Which don't sound like such a bad goddamn idea, John.
and she thinks you're blackmailing me?	Right.
what's the big deal?  you decided to pretend you were me.  a little moment of weakness, right?  so i sorta swiped her purse.  i got feet of clay too, buddy.	And she thinks you're blackmailing me?
you stole her purse!  while you were saving her?	What's the big deal?  You decided to pretend you were me.  A little moment of weakness, right?  So I sorta swiped her purse.  I got feet of clay too, bUddy.
what have i done?  i was dirt poor and useless... but i was honest.	Lighten up, John.  You think <u>you</u> got problems for Chrissake?
i'm beginning to... be aware of that, john.  listen, i'm not gonna do nothing heroic here, you can trust me on that, buddy.  whaddaya say we just sit down for a while. i don't have no tricks, i'm not that smart.  you could, like, rest up for the jump.	What have I done?  I was dirt poor and useless... but I was honest.
you should go in.  you're risking your life again...	I'm beginning to... be aware of that, John.  Listen, I'm not gonna do nothing heroic here, you can trust me on that, buddy.  Whaddaya say we just sit down for a while. I don't have no tricks, I'm not that smart.  You could, like, rest up for the jump.
jail!  listen, bubber...  this is crazy.  we could fall off of here.	You should go in.  You're risking your life again...
the bathroom!  for two days?	Jail!  Listen, Bubber...  This is crazy.  We could fall off of here.
i was in the can, for chrissake.	The bathroom!  For two days?
i never really thought they'd go for it.  and then... you didn't come forward, they investigated my war record...  i kept expecting you to show up and expose me...	I was in the can, for Chrissake.
i don't recall saying i didn't want a million bucks...	I never really thought they'd go for it.  And then... you didn't come forward, they investigated my war record...  I kept expecting you to show up and expose me...
that's close enough.  it's a confession.  the truth.  jesus, i'm sorry, laplante.  i had the shoe, you said you didn't want, publicity because of your legal problems.	I don't recall saying I didn't want a million bucks...
what am i, a goddamn postman?  i'm way the fuck up here, i'm scared a heights, and you want me to deliver a letter?  put a stamp on it for chrissake!	That's close enough.  It's a confession.  The truth.  Jesus, I'm sorry, LaPlante.  I had the shoe, you said you didn't want, publicity because of your legal problems.
that's for ga... ms. gayley.	What am I, a goddamn postman?  I'm way the fuck up here, I'm scared a heights, and you want me to deliver a letter?  Put a stamp on it for Chrissake!
talk from there.  you can talk from there.	In private.  They got cameras and alla that crap in there. Microphones.
i just wanna talk with you for a minute.  then you can jump.  you can jump twice for all i care.	Talk from there.  You can talk from there.
laplante!	Come on, John, don't be an asshole. I don't like heights.
hey, bubber, c'mere!  i gotta talk to you, buddy.	LaPlante!
they interview you or anything? at the plane crash?	Hey, do I look crazy?  I don't go for that shit... interviews, media. They're manipulators.  "Keep a low profile," that's my motto.
sell it to him.  you get a couple bucks, it pays for the ride.  i got a job, nice apartment.  i do okay.	They interview you or anything? At the plane crash?
i know a guy who only has one leg.	Sell it to him.  You get a couple bucks, it pays for the ride.  I got a job, nice apartment.  I do okay.
one leg!  like the red cross or something?	I know a guy who only has one leg.
you should give it to someone with only one leg.	One leg!  Like the Red Cross or something?
looks like you live in here, for chrissake!	In bad weather, yeah.  Mostly I camp out in the woods.  I thought maybe you were down on your luck too when I picked you up.
i sell them at the recycling center. gives me a little for gas and food.	Looks like you live in here, for Chrissake!
you got a drinking problem or what?	I sell them at the recycling center. Gives me a little for gas and food.
a lotta people wouldn't have tried. it was pretty brave even trying...	Try stupid.
nah, i fucked it up.  i was tryin' to impress this kid, don't ask me why.  i was gonna rescue his old man, but i couldn't find the poor bastard.  he musta blew up.  i got the hell outta there.  i didn't have the nerve to face the kid.	A lotta people wouldn't have tried. It was pretty brave even trying...
and you pulled people out? you're...  a hero.	Nah, I fucked it up.  I was tryin' to impress this kid, don't ask me why.  I was gonna rescue his old man, but I couldn't find the poor bastard.  He musta blew up.  I got the hell outta there.  I didn't have the nerve to face the kid.
i seen on the tv where that do-gooder asshole's gonna go visit sick kids at three-thirty.  children's hospital, on the double.	You mean John Bubber?
taxi!  hey, taxi!  well, at least i'm gonna get my goddamn million bucks.  taxi for chrissake!	I seen on the TV where that do-gooder asshole's gonna go visit sick kids at three-thirty.  Children's Hospital, on the double.
i read the probation report.  it's not good.  i think you're going... going to prison, mister... bernie. i know that scares you but..	TAXI!  HEY, TAXI!  Well, at least I'm gonna get my goddamn million bucks.  TAXI FOR CHRISSAKE!
hey, you could call me "bernie," forget the "mister laplante" stuff.  you are naive.	I read the probation report.  It's not good.  I think you're going... going to prison, Mister... Bernie. I know that scares you but..
so you can call me "naive," mister laplante.	Hey, you could call me "Bernie," forget the "Mister LaPlante" stuff.  You are naive.
listen, now that i owe you twenty-five hundred bucks plus, how about loaning me twenty for cab fare?	So you can call me "naive," Mister LaPlante.
that fake <u>inspired</u> you to loan a guy who's been fired off his job <u>twenty-five hundred</u> goddamn dollars? a guy you say is probably gonna <u>do</u> <u>time</u>!  you're s'posed to be an <u>attorney</u> for chrissake!  you're s'posed to have <u>good judgment</u>!	Well, as you like to point out, Mister LaPlante, I'm relatively inexperienced.  My naivete may have worked to your benefit in this instance.
i was inspired by the hero, how he stuck his neck out for others, how he took a chance...	That fake <u>inspired</u> you to loan a guy who's been fired off his job <u>twenty-five hundred</u> goddamn dollars? A guy you say is probably gonna <u>do</u> <u>time</u>!  You're s'posed to be an <u>attorney</u> for Chrissake!  You're s'posed to have <u>good judgment</u>!
you whaaaaaat?  you paid it?  you gave a bondsman ten percent?	I was inspired by the hero, how he stuck his neck out for others, how he took a chance...
i took a loan on my car and my computer.	You whaaaaaat?  You paid it?  You gave a bondsman ten percent?
whaddaya mean they didn't reduce the bail?  if they didn't reduce it, how'dja spring me?	I took a loan on my car and my computer.
mister laplante, i really want to help you, but crazy stories are only going to make it worse.  the d.a. is asking your bail be set at twenty-five thousand dollars because you were arrested again while you were out on bail...	Twenty-five grand is peanuts!  All you gotta do is get me outta here long enough to collect.
"angel!"  i didn't say "angel," that's a little strong.  listen, here's the thing, i gotta get over there to the tv station to collect my million bucks.	Mister LaPlante, I really want to help you, but crazy stories are only going to make it worse.  The D.A. is asking your bail be set at twenty-five thousand dollars because you were arrested again while you were out on bail...
"the angel of flight 104!"  you're telling me you're the a...?	"Angel!"  I didn't say "angel," that's a little strong.  Listen, here's the thing, I gotta get over there to the TV station to collect my million bucks.
uh, i know you're having financial difficulties, mister laplante, but i wonder if... i mean, the money i loaned you...	Some of it.  Right here.  I got some of it.  I'll get the rest as soon as I can.
i think you should visit your son. and try and get your boss to write a note about your performance on the job.  you need to create the impression of a responsible, decent citizen with familial responsibilities who happened to slip up once.	Uh, I know you're having financial difficulties, Mister LaPlante, but I wonder if... I mean, the money I loaned you...
she don't like me to see him. says i'm a bad influence.	I think you should visit your son. And try and get your boss to write a note about your performance on the job.  You need to create the impression of a responsible, decent citizen with familial responsibilities who happened to slip up once.
it's november.	She don't like me to see him. Says I'm a bad influence.
uh, his birthday, uh, may.  i think.	It's November.
how recently?	Uh, his birthday, uh, May.  I think.
often, uh.	How recently?
i understand.  how often do you see your son?	Often, uh.
involved!  christ!  she attached my goddamn paycheck!  child support. why do you think i can't afford a lawyer?  you know what i mean.  why i got a court appointed lawyer instead of a, uh, more experienced...	I understand.  How often do you see your son?
are you pretty involved in his upbringing?	Involved!  Christ!  She attached my goddamn paycheck!  Child support. Why do you think I can't afford a lawyer?  You know what I mean.  Why I got a court appointed lawyer instead of a, uh, more experienced...
a son, yeah.  what about him?  joey.	Are you pretty involved in his upbringing?
and a son by your ex-wife?  joseph.	A son, yeah.  What about him?  Joey.
yeah, i been calling in sick.  they think i got the flu.	And a son by your ex-wife?  Joseph.
we can hope.  you still have your job, right?	Yeah, I been calling in sick.  They think I got the flu.
he gives a good report and i walk?	We can hope.  You still have your job, right?
i think our best course right now would be to focus on the probation officer's report...	He gives a good report and I walk?
i know what he means.  i'm not a prison kinda guy, miss o'day.  i'm a goddamn working man for chrissake!  maybe i "augment" my income a little with some "business deals," maybe summa the guys i sell to are crooks, how would i know, i'm not an investigator.  you can't make it on a wage no more, not in this country.	I think our best course right now would be to focus on the Probation Officer's report...
he means prison, mr. laplante.	I know what he means.  I'm not a prison kinda guy, Miss O'Day.  I'm a goddamn working man for Chrissake!  Maybe I "augment" my income a little with some "business deals," maybe summa the guys I sell to are crooks, how would I know, I'm not an investigator.  You can't make it on a wage no more, not in this country.
"anticipation of incarceration"?	He means prison, Mr. LaPlante.
i got your bail continued.	Bail, for Chrissake!  I'm innocent!
what's going on?  "guilty"!  what is this?	I got your bail continued.
mister laplante...	Look, I got this kid.  We got a goddamn relationship!  I'm takin' him to a movie tonight!  He worships me.  If I go down what's this do to my son?  I'm his goddamn role model for Christ sake!
do i hit anybody?  you see me shoot anybody?  hey, drugs!  do i sell drugs?  jesus, i don't belong in prison.  i'm a family man.	Mister LaPlante...
mister laplante...	Do I hit anybody?  You see me shoot anybody?  Hey, drugs!  Do I sell drugs?  Jesus, I don't belong in prison.  I'm a family man.
take a look at my employment record, you got my employment record there, right?  you see any unemployment there, any welfare? i'm a taxpayer.  they eat me alive, the tax people, they got taxes on everything, taxes, taxes, taxes, and forms!  taxes and forms so i can pay your goddamn salary, so you can sit there and write stuff, guys like me pay your wages...	Mister LaPlante...
mister laplante...	Take a look at my employment record, you got my employment record there, right?  You see any unemployment there, any welfare? I'm a taxpayer.  They eat me alive, the tax people, they got taxes on everything, taxes, taxes, taxes, and forms!  Taxes and forms so I can pay your goddamn salary, so you can sit there and write stuff, guys like me pay your wages...
hey!  do i have a record?  have i ever done time?  i mean i been arrested a few times, who hasn't? parking tickets for chrissake! suspicion of stuff!  have i ever been convicted of anything?	Mister LaPlante...
the thing is, chick.  i'm goin' down.	Down.  You mean jail?  For that credit card stuff?  For Chrissake, Bernie, your lawyer...
i wouldn't be depressed about it, bern.  a guy don't have to be heroic to be a human being.	The thing is, Chick.  I'm goin' down.
nothin'.	I wouldn't be depressed about it, Bern.  A guy don't have to be heroic to be a human being.
it's a character thing, bernie. i mean, you wouldn't do it.  no offense.  me neither.  i mean, a guy like bubber, he's a certain kinda guy.  heroic.  you and me, we're not... heroic.  it's not our nature. it don't mean we're bad or nothing. we're just not so inclined.  what about it?	Nothin'.
i mean, if i said it, wouldja believe me?  ya wouldn't, would ya?	It's a character thing, Bernie. I mean, you wouldn't do it.  No offense.  Me neither.  I mean, a guy like Bubber, he's a certain kinda guy.  Heroic.  You and me, we're not... heroic.  It's not our nature. It don't mean we're bad or nothing. We're just not so inclined.  What about it?
well... i mean... what am i supposed to say here, bern?  is this a riddle or what?	I mean, if I said it, wouldja believe me?  Ya wouldn't, would ya?
yeah, like that.  same thing.	Well... I mean... what am I supposed to say here, Bern?  Is this a riddle or what?
you mean like bubber?  the hero?	Yeah, like that.  Same thing.
what wouldja say if i toldja i ran into a burning plane an' saved a buncha people, chick, an' risked my goddamnlife?	You mean like Bubber?  The hero?
hey, i don't blame you for bein' sore.  i know i screwed up gettin' busted in here.  you got a right to throw me out.	I'm not gonna throw you out, Bernie.
you in business with those guys or what?  i wouldn't want a problem for the establishment, bern.	You couldn't have a problem, Chick, because I personally have got them all.  I cornered the whole goddamn market.  You wouldn't believe... Oh, how ya doin'...?
you don't wanna know, chick, you don't wanna know.  those guys been in here?	You in business with those guys or what?  I wouldn't want a problem for the establishment, Bern.
bernie, how'sa kid?	You don't wanna know, Chick, you don't wanna know.  Those guys been in here?
we're all assholes, bernie?	When I was a kid, I thought I was gonna be this fantastic wonderful heroic human being.
the thing about kids is, they're so... young!  they don't know nothin' yet.  when you're a kid, you think you're gonna grow up an' be a "wonderful person" instead of an asshole, like everybody else.	We're all assholes, Bernie?
i didn't even know you had a kid.	The thing about kids is, they're so... young!  They don't know nothin' yet.  When you're a kid, you think you're gonna grow up an' be a "wonderful person" instead of an asshole, like everybody else.
i can't afford no better.  my ex, she attached my pay check for child support payments.  you looking for bernie laplante by any chance?	I didn't even know you had a kid.
you got a ten year old attorney, bernie?	I can't afford no better.  My ex, she attached my pay check for child support payments.  You looking for Bernie LaPlante by any chance?
nine.  i think.  maybe ten.  yeah, ten.  nice kid.	You got a ten year old attorney, Bernie?
you gotta kid?  how old's your kid?	Nine.  I think.  Maybe ten.  Yeah, ten.  Nice kid.
my attorney, she's just outta law school, about a couple of years older than my kid, for chrissake.	You gotta kid?  How old's your kid?
nope.  legal problems, you gotta have a good attorney.	My attorney, she's just outta law school, about a couple of years older than my kid, for Chrissake.
'cause i'm up to my ass in shit is why.  i'm broke, plus i got legal problems... nobody was asking for me, huh?	Nope.  Legal problems, you gotta have a good attorney.
what is it, five days now i don't see you!	'Cause I'm up to my ass in shit is why.  I'm broke, plus I got legal problems... Nobody was asking for me, huh?
business thing.  gimme a seven and seven, willya?	What is it, five days now I don't see you!
spanish kinda guys!	Business thing.  Gimme a seven and seven, willya?
some guys been looking for me, chick?  spanish kinda guys.	Spanish kinda guys!
bill, i got financial problems and...	I DON'T CARE ABOUT <u>YOUR</u> PROBLEMS, I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT <u>MY</u> PROBLEMS. <u>YOU'RE</u> ONE A MY PROBLEMS.  GET OUT! OUT!  OUT!
out!  i toldja.  jesus christ, i got customers waiting!  an' you were gonna go out like that?  an' meet the public in stocking-fucking-feet?	Bill, I got financial problems and...
bill, listen...	OUT!  I TOLDJA.  JESUS CHRIST, I GOT CUSTOMERS WAITING!  AN' YOU WERE GONNA GO OUT LIKE THAT?  AN' MEET THE PUBLIC IN STOCKING-FUCKING-FEET?
that's it!  you talked!  you're fired!  outta here!  get outta here!	Bill, listen...
bill, i got some legal problems and i...	THAT'S IT!  YOU TALKED!  YOU'RE FIRED!  OUTTA HERE!  GET OUTTA HERE!
you know why?  because it'll be an <u>excuse</u>!  it'll be "bernie laplante excuse number four thousand one hundred and six."  no, four thousand one hundred and twelve.  that's how many excuses you have given me, i keep track of them electronically. i heard them all, bernie.	Bill, I got some legal problems and I...
i...	YOU KNOW WHY?  BECAUSE IT'LL BE AN <u>EXCUSE</u>!  IT'LL BE "BERNIE LAPLANTE EXCUSE NUMBER FOUR THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND SIX."  NO, FOUR THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE.  THAT'S HOW MANY EXCUSES YOU HAVE GIVEN ME, I KEEP TRACK OF THEM ELECTRONICALLY. I HEARD THEM ALL, BERNIE.
don't say "bill," bernie!  don't say one word!  didn't i say "one word and you're fired?"	I...
bill, i...	DON'T SAY "BILL," BERNIE!  DON'T SAY ONE WORD!  DIDN'T I SAY "ONE WORD AND YOU'RE FIRED?"
i was giving him some advice is all. preparing him for life.  you don't want him to grow up soft, ev , it's tough out there, it's a goddamn jungle.	Back to the jungle, Bernie.  Good night.
use the phone, bernie, call him tomorrow, he'd like to hear from you.  where's your other shoe? never mind!  i don't want to know. some fantastic adventure, right? something really crazy.	I was giving him some advice is all. Preparing him for life.  You don't want him to grow up soft, Ev , it's tough out there, it's a goddamn jungle.
listen, it's important, ev, i gotta see him, i got my reasons, very goddamn important...	Use the phone, Bernie, call him tomorrow, he'd like to hear from you.  Where's your other shoe? Never mind!  I don't want to know. Some fantastic adventure, right? Something really crazy.
how not all of them own apartment complexes, how not all of them play the stock market, how not all of them rent babies when they're panhandling.  he's ten years old, bernie!  impressionable!	Listen, it's important, Ev, I gotta see him, I got my reasons, very goddamn important...
the homeless!	How not all of them own apartment complexes, how not all of them play the stock market, how not all of them rent babies when they're panhandling.  He's ten years old, Bernie!  Impressionable!
maybe not,... but you let him believe it!  and then i gotta explain about the homeless...	The homeless!
three weeks, ev.  i didn't tell him i killed anybody...	Maybe not,... but you let him believe it!  And then I gotta explain about the homeless...
i had to explain your tendancy to "exaggerate", how you were actually "in country" all of two weeks and how you killed about as many people as the other clerk-typists in your outfit, no more, no less...	Three weeks, Ev.  I didn't tell him I killed anybody...
"elliot"?  the heroic goddamn fireman?	I had to explain your tendancy to "exaggerate", How you were actually "in country" all of two weeks and how you killed about as many people as the other clerk-typists in your outfit, no more, no less...
he's in bed!  you're not gonna wake him and make him crazy, do you understand?  he comes home from the zoo, he wants to know if elliot's a "war hero" like you... he wants to know how many people you killed...	"Elliot"?  The heroic goddamn fireman?
that's what i'm trying to... to... okay, nevermind.  just lemme talk to joey to... to apologize.	He's in bed!  You're not gonna wake him and make him crazy, do you understand?  He comes home from the zoo, he wants to know if Elliot's a "war hero" like you... he wants to know how many people you killed...
the same thing that always happens! you blew it! and this time you broke your son's heart instead of mine!  he was so proud, looking forward to going to a movie with his father... and you let him down!  like you let everybody down, always!  what did you do, take a mudbath?	That's what I'm trying to... to... okay, nevermind.  Just lemme talk to Joey to... to apologize.
willya lemme talk for chrissake? i'm trying to tell you what happened.  what happened is...	The same thing that always happens! You blew it! And this time you broke your son's heart instead of mine!  He was so proud, looking forward to going to a movie with his father... and you let him down!  Like you let everybody down, always!  What did you do, take a mudbath?
why doncha let me in so we don't wake everybody in the neighborhood?	Willya lemme talk for Chrissake? I'm trying to tell you what happened.  What happened is...
he had an emergency call... a <u>real</u> emergency.	Why doncha let me in so we don't wake everybody in the neighborhood?
is he here, your friend.  the fireman?	He had an emergency call... a <u>real</u> emergency.
it's never your fault, bernie! never ever!  you screwed up my life, now you're gonna screw up joey's life, but you're never gonna accept responsibility for anyth--	Is he here, your friend.  The fireman?
ev, it's not my fault!  i'm trying to tell you this incredible --	It's never your fault, Bernie! Never ever!  You screwed up my life, now you're gonna screw up Joey's life, but you're never gonna accept responsibility for anyth--
i am so tired of your bullshit, bernie.	Ev, it's not my fault!  I'm trying to tell you this incredible --
you are not gonna believe this, evelyn!  absolutely fantastic!  i'm on my way --	I am so tired of your bullshit, Bernie.
he waited for you three hours!	You are not gonna believe this, Evelyn!  Absolutely fantastic!  I'm on my way --
me?  listen, i don't give no interviews.  that was john bubber. you wanna ask me questions, you could talk to my attorney, miss o'day.	Mister LaPlante... Bernie... I... just for a few moments... I want to be a human being, not a reporter. I'm somebody who was going to die in a burning plane and I looked up, and some man came out of the smoke, his face smeared with mud, and soot and... and he... saved my... life. Off the record.  Was it you?  Why would you deny it if it was? Because you took my purse?  Why?
was it you?  in the plane?  who saved my life?	Me?  Listen, I don't give no interviews.  That was John Bubber. You wanna ask me questions, you could talk to my attorney, Miss O'Day.
who am i?  you're asking me?  you're the big expert for chrissake!  i'm what?  the "scumbag," right?  the sleazebag something or other, the blackmailer, the...	Was it you?  In the plane?  Who saved my life?
listen, mister laplante... uh, bernie... who... are... you?	Who am I?  You're asking me?  You're the big expert for Chrissake!  I'm what?  The "Scumbag," right?  The sleazebag something or other, the blackmailer, the...
you media people, you think you can just go anywhere you want, spy on people.	Listen, Mister LaPlante... uh, Bernie... Who... are... you?
i snuck in.	You media people, you think you can just go anywhere you want, spy on people.
i got a kid, you know.  i'm a person, for chrissake.	Well, for your child's sake, show some decency then, rise above your sleazy instincts.  You may have already killed him!
well, maybe i wouldn't lie...but i could tell the story the way i did just now, so that people could understand that john is even more of a hero, and that you... you're the lowest thing that ever crawled.  your name will be synonymous with cynical opportunism and blackmail.  you won't get a cent.	I got a kid, you know.  I'm a person, for Chrissake.
lie, you mean...	Well, maybe I wouldn't lie...but I could tell the story the way I did just now, so that people could understand that John is even more of a hero, and that you... you're the lowest thing that ever crawled.  Your name will be synonymous with cynical opportunism and blackmail.  You won't get a cent.
i could deny i had those credit cards on the plane with me, laplante...	Lie, you mean...
i'm going to apologize to bubber?	I could deny I had those credit cards on the plane with me, LaPlante...
all this is off the record, chucky, because if john bubber lives, mister laplante is going to give him his assurance that there will be no more "misbehavior" on his part.  what's more he's going to apologize.	I'm going to apologize to Bubber?
underbelly!	In all that smoke and fire, John had a moment of weakness.  He'd been down and out, destitute, living in his car.  It was just an impulse, stealing my purse.
you think i haven't figured it out? just because the cops aren't on to you yet doesn't mean you're home free.  i'm a veteran reporter.  i've seen your kind before, the underbelly of crime.	Underbelly!
-- saved your...  whaaaaaaat?  what? blackmailing...?	You think I haven't figured it out? Just because the cops aren't on to you yet doesn't mean you're home free.  I'm a veteran reporter.  I've seen your kind before, the underbelly of crime.
a lifetime of petty crime climaxed by your sleaziest accomplishment yet...  blackmailing a national hero...	-- saved your...  whaaaaaaat?  What? Blackmailing...?
hey, lady, i got faults, i know i'm not perfect but i don't get this at all, your attitude.  i saved your...	A lifetime of petty crime climaxed by your sleaziest accomplishment yet...  blackmailing a national hero...
he had one <u>tiny</u>, uncharacteristic moment of weakness.  that's not the same thing as a lifetime of petty crime...	Hey, lady, I got faults, I know I'm not perfect but I don't get this at all, your attitude.  I saved your...
"harassed."  cause i yelled at him when he's riding in his limo?  the guy's a thief, he took my...	He had one <u>tiny</u>, uncharacteristic moment of weakness.  That's not the same thing as a lifetime of petty crime...
yes, everybody <u>is</u> in love with john bubber.  the whole country, in fact. and they're not going to be happy if he jumps to his death because he was harassed by a lousy little money-grubbing low-life fence...	"Harassed."  Cause I yelled at him when he's riding in his limo?  The guy's a thief, he took my...
what, is everybody in love with this, bozo?  i don't get this.  what about...?	Yes, everybody <u>is</u> in love with John Bubber.  The whole country, in fact. And they're not going to be happy if he jumps to his death because he was harassed by a lousy little money-grubbing low-life fence...
if anything happens to john bubber, mister laplante i'm going to see you prosecuted to the full extent of the law.	What, is everybody in love with this, bozo?  I don't get this.  What about...?
my fault!  my fault!  this nut case goes out on a ledge and it's my fault?	If anything happens to John BUbber, Mister LaPlante I'm going to see you prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
the cops!  what kinda bullshit is this?  is this america or -- ?	Here!  Here... ten, thirty, fifty bucks.  How much have you got, Chucky?  Give Mister LaPlante your money.
if you're not in the car in ten seconds, i'll have the cops pick you up.	The cops!  What kinda bullshit is this?  Is this America or -- ?
me!	If you're not in the car in ten seconds, I'll have the cops pick you up.
for god's sake, tell him i'm on my way.  let's go, chucky.  a police escort is gonna pick us up en route.  you too, laplante.	Me!
how do ya think i got it, for chrissake?  hey, put that thing down.  this is my goddamn apartment, you can't just...	What's your scheme, Mister LaPlante? What are you forcing John Bubber to do?  What are you -- ?
how did you acquire this, mister laplante?	How do ya think I got it, for Chrissake?  Hey, put that thing down.  This is my goddamn apartment, you can't just...
turn that thing off.	How did you acquire this, Mister LaPlante?
camera, chucky.  are you bernard laplante, sir?  what is your relationship with john bubber?	Turn that thing off.
you!	Camera, Chucky.  Are you Bernard LaPlante, sir?  What is your relationship with John Bubber?
uh, no.	Mmmmm.  Well, it's complicated. Maybe when you're older.  Anyhow, what I'm gonna tell you here is in strict confidence, okay?  It don't go no further.  What happened is, you remember that night I was gonna take you to the movies an' it was raining like a sonofabitch, ..?
you remember where i said how i was gonna explain about life, buddy?  well, the thing about life is...  it gets weird.  see people are always gonna be talking to you about "truth." everybody always knows what the truth is, like it was toilet paper or something and they got a supply in the closet. but what you learn as you get older is, there ain't no truth. all there is is bullshit .  layers of it. one layer of bullshit on top of another.  so what you do in life, like when you get older, is you pick the layer of bullshit you prefer and that's <u>your</u> bullshit, so to speak.  you got that?	Uh, no.
yeah, my dad's great.  he took me to the zoo.	JOEY!
here we are.  yeah, that's a possibility.  a movie.  now you gwan in, tell your mother i got you back on time.  point that out to her. she was always on my case for stuff like that.  she's still like that, right?	Yeah.  I'll see ya... dad.
i could go to a movie thursday night.  'cause we don't have school on friday.	Here we are.  Yeah, that's a possibility.  A movie.  Now you gwan in, tell your mother I got you back on time.  Point that out to her. She was always on my case for stuff like that.  She's still like that, right?
listen, buddy, i'm really enjoying this relationship we got going here. i been missing out on not knowing you better.  thing is, i got all this business stuff...	I could go to a movie Thursday night.  'Cause we don't have school on Friday.
thanks.  thanks, pal.	Listen, buddy, I'm really enjoying this relationship we got going here. I been missing out on not knowing you better.  Thing is, I got all this business stuff...
here.  get off here.	Thanks.  Thanks, pal.
are you gonna take me somewhere next weekend?	I'm working on that.  It's just I got some business problems and... whatsa matter?
what picture?	Me in my uniform.  Used to be on the bookcase.
you never saw that picture, huh?	What picture?
were you in it?  in the war?	You never saw that picture, huh?
it was this war.  viet nam.  doesn't matter.	Were you in it?  In the war?
"the nomm"?  what's that?	It was this war.  Viet Nam.  Doesn't matter.
oh yeah?  a hero, huh?  was he in the 'nam, this guy elliot?	"The Nomm"?  What's that?
sometimes.  his name's elliot.  he saved a guy's life one time.  in a fire.	Oh yeah?  A hero, huh?  Was he in the 'Nam, this guy Elliot?
this guy, this "friend" your mother's seeing, he's a fireman, huh?  he ever... spend the night, whatsisname?	Sometimes.  His name's Elliot.  He saved a guy's life one time.  In a fire.
"a little mistake"!	No, John, you're too hard on yourself.  I've got the creep here, the guy who's...
john, i know all about it.	You do?
gale!  this is for you.  i want you to know i never meant to hurt you. this will explain everything.	John, I know all about it.
it's not right, gale...	It's no big deal, it just <u>looks</u> better carrying me.  Oh, you mean because I wasn't carrying my purse at the time.
i just remembered.  you were talking about bodybuilding and swearing.	Bodybuilding!
gale...	I just remembered.  You were talking about bodybuilding and swearing.
there, like that.  kind of, uh, sexy.  you can support me anytime, john.	Gale...
that's not what i mean...	There, like that.  Kind of, uh, sexy.  You can support me anytime, John.
you're doing fine.  you didn't actually lift me though.  it was more like you supported me.	That's not what I mean...
gale!  i can't go through with this! it's... it's all wrong!'	You're doing fine.  You didn't actually lift me though.  It was more like you supported me.
now you help me up.  boy, you seem...  taller.  it must be psychological...  now that i know you saved my life...	Gale!  I can't go through with this! It's... it's all wrong!'
a script!  i thought we just walked through everything...	Read it.  It'll be fine.
you were... very... inspiring.	A script!  I thought we just walked through everything...
vietnam!	Goodnight, John.
i know the truth, john.  i'm flying in some guys from your unit in vietnam tomorrow.  interviewing them live on network hookup!	Vietnam!
uh, right.  a... news story.	I know the truth, John.  I'm flying in some guys from your unit in Vietnam tomorrow.  Interviewing them live on network hookup!
no, i don't have the right.  you're a <u>news</u> <u>story</u>!	Uh, right.  A... news story.
i... no... i don't have the right... i...	No, I don't have the right.  You're a <u>news</u> <u>story</u>!
you did save my life!  and it's <u>me</u>! i'd be taking advantage of <u>you</u>! i'm a reporter, john, an experienced professional...  i...	I... no... I don't have the right... I...
you... you think i saved your... life.  i can't take advantage....	You did save my life!  And it's <u>me</u>! I'd be taking advantage of <u>you</u>! I'm a reporter, John, an experienced professional...  I...
i... i know that, john...	You... you think I saved your... life.  I can't take advantage....
gale... you're a very nice person. i wouldn't want to hurt you... in any way...	I... I know that, John...
years?  there are going to be lots of... opportunities.	Gale... you're a very nice person. I wouldn't want to hurt you... in any way...
it's been sometime since, uh, i received any, uh, of that kind of, uh... attention.  a couple of... years.	Years?  There are going to be lots of... opportunities.
uh, if you could, just, uh, support, uh, a small airfield...	It's been sometime since, uh, I received any, uh, of that kind of, uh... attention.  A couple of... years.
john, i'm sure she could support just about anything.  i think i'll see you to your room. a sort of bodyguard.  make sure no harm comes to you.	Uh, if you could, just, uh, support, uh, a small airfield...
uh, no.  but i, uh, wonder if you could up support... support a program to help the needy and...	John, I'm sure she could support just about anything.  I think I'll see you to your room. A sort of bodyguard.  Make sure no harm comes to you.
is she... serious?  a half a million dollars?  in my behalf?	You're a celebrity, John.  People are going to want to please you... or use you... or both.
yes.	...unworthy of the adoration.  We all do.
instant celebrity is overwhelming to anybody.  <u>you've</u> known john bubber all your life, you're used to him, you know you're the same human being you were before all the excitement.  so you feel like a fraud...	Yes.
all the adulation?  it makes you feel like a fake, doesn't it?	Uh, actually... yes... I... should never have come forward and presented myself as --
well, i'm not entitled to a million dollars.  i... i... didn't expect... i didn't expect...	All the adulation?  It makes you feel like a fake, doesn't it?
you were saying you don't want a million dollars.	Well, I'm not entitled to a million dollars.  I... I... didn't expect... I didn't expect...
uh, er... i...	You were saying you don't want a million dollars.
he's gotta be a nut!  he saves all those people and swipes a <u>purse</u>?	Because he was a <u>real</u> hero, Chucky. He was acting out of a deep instinctive decency, not out of some ego thing.  He didn't expect the media to lionize him.  He didn't expect a million dollar reward. He saved fifty-four people because something inside him, some fundamental love for his fellow man, made him rush into that plane when "good sense" told him otherwise. He was willing to settle for some credit cards he sold to LaPlante....  For how much, LaPlante?  A couple of bucks?  Did you give him enough for a decent meal?
and sold it to mister laplante, the fence, who's now trying to blackmail poor john.	He's gotta be a nut!  He saves all those people and swipes a <u>purse</u>?
swiped your purse!  while he was saving you?  you gotta be kidding!	And sold it to Mister LaPlante, the fence, who's now trying to blackmail poor John.
"for excellence in the pursuit of truth."	LaPlante!
this guy laplante won an award?	"For Excellence in the Pursuit of Truth."
the...silver...mike...award!	This guy LaPlante won an award?
what is it?	The...Silver...Mike...Award!
this sofa is a lethal weapon.  the springs... are... the springs... what...?	What is it?
what's the matter?	This sofa is a lethal weapon.  The springs... are... the springs... what...?
you're lucky, chucky, you... ow!	What's the matter?
hey, listen, great that you're a career-fiend, i got a wife and family, i...	You're lucky, Chucky, you... OW!
maybe, maybe not.  i have a feeling this guy is important somehow.	Hey, listen, great that you're a career-fiend, I got a wife and family, I...
we're gonna wait here?  the guy could be hours.	Maybe, maybe not.  I have a feeling this guy is important somehow.
what're we talking about?  reach out for what?	I told them how you were upset we didn't save the guy...
did you get it?  jesus, did i say that?	Yeah, I got it.  Sports training. You learn to follow the ball.  How about you do a wrap-up from up here?  I'll pan off that skyscraper over there, find you here, then reveal the drop.
how'd it go?	He'll do it.  You really-should have talked to him first.
there could be problems with something like that mister wallace. what if...?	WHAT?  THEY FOUND WHAT?
we're piecing together different accounts and...	A "mystery guy!"  "Not a passenger." Who?
you said all the passengers were accounted for...	Apparently the guy who pulled you out wasn't a passenger...
there's a lot of confusion around what went on last night, it's not clear...	You said all the passengers were accounted for...
that too.	Would the station put me up at a good hotel...?
the story behind the story, the ugly scandal behind the falling millionaire, the dirt, you mean.	That too.
she broke up with her boyfriend.  listen, babe, we needja back. you gotta follow up on the jumper, find the human interest in the grim, unending tale of woe that pours from the wounded heart of the heartless metropolis.	The story behind the story, the ugly scandal behind the falling millionaire, the dirt, you mean.
you just can't bear the idea of good news.	You're sitting on your ticket.
unprofessional.	You just can't bear the idea of good news.
it would make me feel like a human being instead of a cynical, hardbitten newswoman.  besides it wouldn't be a bad story, would it, "newswoman saves suicide?"	Unprofessional.
the presidency.  the public loves him.	For ten more minutes they love him, Wally.  I'm sick of him and I'm always about ten minutes ahead of the public.
what?	The Presidency.  The public loves him.
it's not unthinkable.	What?
helluva story!	No, Deak, not a great story.  We backed this guy, he's our boy!  We gave him a vote of confidence, we gave him a million dollars.
listen, deak, what if bubber <u>has</u> got something to hide?  what if he's the wrong guy, not really the hero...?	Helluva story!
gale shoulda aired that bit first, she's the one who found this clown laplante!  she let channel eight get a beat on us.	Listen, Deak, what if Bubber <u>has</u> got something to hide?  What if he's the wrong guy, not really the hero...?
she wants to quit?	She can't quit.
listen, gale, i know you're emotionally involved.  don't be emotionally involved, be professional.  no, gale, you are not a hardbitten, cynical hard-ass, you just think you are.  you are a goddamn cream puff!  try and be a hard-ass!	She wants to quit?
quit?  she wants to quit?	Listen, Gale, I know you're emotionally involved.  Don't be emotionally involved, be professional.  No, Gale, you are not a hardbitten, cynical hard-ass, you just think you are.  You are a goddamn cream puff!  Try and be a hard-ass!
whaddaya mean what do i wanna know? i wanna know everything.  who's this screwball laplante for pete's sake, what the hell's he doing out there, auditioning for the priesthood? you're supposed to be on top of this, gale, don't...  "quit!"  you can't quit!  it's unprofessional!	Quit?  She wants to quit?
she's talking to him now.	We paid him a million dollars. You'd think he'd want to cooperate a little, help our ratings.
he's not <u>supposed</u> to be an actor, that's the whole point.  he's a <u>real</u> <u>life</u> <u>hero</u>, all he has to do is <u>act</u> like a real life hero.  that's the <u>beauty</u> of the <u>concept</u>, the whole <u>freshness</u> of it.  did she call him back?	She's talking to him now.
said he's not an actor.	He's not <u>supposed</u> to be an actor, that's the whole point.  He's a <u>real</u> <u>life</u> <u>hero</u>, all he has to do is <u>act</u> like a real life hero.  That's the <u>beauty</u> of the <u>concept</u>, the whole <u>freshness</u> of it.  Did she call him back?
upset!  what's he upset about?	Said he's not an actor.
does this mean i can stop worrying? where'd we put him?	Drake Hotel, Penthouse Suite.  Never stop worrying.  I figure we'll do a sidebar on what it's like to go from sleeping in your car and collecting cans to sleeping in the poshest suite in town.  Also Gale's onto something, digging into his background.
relax, wally.  he had the shoe and the shoe checks out.	Does this mean I can stop worrying? Where'd we put him?
i thought they'd all go "it's him! it's him!" and hug the guy or something.	Relax, Wally.  He had the shoe and the shoe checks out.
we're gonna feature gale's cast more.  the trick is gonna be keeping the upper hand on this piece. as long as we have gale and there's no mystery guy, we're the center of the story.  but if he shows up and somebody else gets him first or exclusive...	What about a reward for coming forward?
it's a wonderful piece.  emotional. i love it.	We're gonna feature Gale's cast more.  The trick is gonna be keeping the upper hand on this piece. As long as we have Gale and there's no mystery guy, we're the center of the story.  But if he shows up and somebody else gets him first or exclusive...
not bad.  but if you gotta wear a cast, you oughtta feature it more it's parta the story.  network's taking everything we give 'em.  they wanta feed off our six o'clock whether we find the mystery guy or not.  we're very big nationally.	It's a wonderful piece.  Emotional. I love it.
she's flying to new york.  she's been nominated for a silver mike...	A Silver Mike!  You're covering us in glory!
ticket!  what's going on?	She's flying to New York.  She's been nominated for a Silver Mike...
saving people is not our job.  it's as wrong to step in and save someone as it would be to push someone off.	You wouldn't push the guy, would you?
he's right.  it's unprofessional.	If you reach out, you could get pulled over yourself.
oh my god!  bernie!	Dad!
what's "cynical"?	It's when you say, "Everybody else cheats why shouldn't I?"  But I don't -- I don't <u>hate</u> -- him. I... loved him once, Joey.  Very much.  I just got... tired.  Maybe it wasn't all his fault.  He... What's happening?  Oh, my God...
if i gave you the impression i hated him i didn't mean to.  i... i hate the way he <u>behaves</u>... he's selfish and self-centered and cynical...	What's "cynical"?
my god!  it... it <u>is</u> him!	Wh-why's he... why's he up there, mom?
you were in bed.  weren't you?	I... I saw him out the window.
my father didn't have his shoes on when he... when he came here.	You were in bed.  Weren't you?
who lost a shoe?  wash your hands.	The "unknown hero."  They found his shoe right beside the plane crash.
he lost a shoe!	Who lost a shoe?  Wash your hands.
i haven't won it yet.  i notice you've got me scheduled on a flight back an hour after the ceremony.	An hour after...!  Deak, for Heaven's sake!  Let's give her a night in New York City.  We'll put her and her boyfriend up at a good hotel...
you didn't?	I said I wished it had at least occurred to me to consider saving him.
i didn't say i thought we should have saved him..	You didn't?
never reach out!	Hello, Mister Wallace.
hi, chief.  you like the suicide?	Never reach out!
no dead body.  too bad.  not too often you guys get pictures of a body even before the cops get there. exclusive!	I wonder if you'd mind if we waited for him here, Mister Winston...
shouldn't we have buzzed him to let him know --	Half the time he don't answer even if he's home.  Know why?  'Cause he don't want no bill collectors to find him.  I don't mean to be judgmental, but he's a scumbag. He don't have no friends.  Who's gonna like a creep like LaPlante? I was doin' him a favor on the TV outta kindness, and he screwed me. You know what color skin you get on my set, Miss Gayley?  Purple! That's what color skin you got on the tee vee LaPlante sells me!
"this is gale gayley for channel four news!"  incredible. unbelievable!  for bernie laplante! he's a celebrity now?  'cause he stole <u>paint</u>?	We couldn't find his name on the buzzer or on the mailbox, but...
we're from channel four, yes.  we'd like to find --	"This is Gale Gayley for Channel Four News!"  Incredible. Unbelievable!  For Bernie LaPlante! He's a celebrity now?  'Cause he stole <u>paint</u>?
laplante!  that asshole!  i don't... hey, is that you, from the tee vee? in person?	We're from Channel Four, yes.  We'd like to find --
reporters don't have hormones?	Reporters... have to... rise above their hormones.
don't be ridiculous.  i'm a reporter.	Reporters don't have hormones?
you didn't... get it on with him?	Don't be ridiculous.  I'm a reporter.
he's pretty... remarkable.	You didn't... get it on with him?
is he like that in real life?  so gorgeous?	He's pretty... remarkable.
there's no face really, nothing to work with.  big dots, that's all you'll get.	Look at the guy!  He just saved fifty people.  Now he's going to disappear. Who is he?
inspector dayton, the cop from robbery detail who was looking for you.  they caught the guy who stole your credit cards trying to sell them and he wants...	Nobody stole my credit cards.  They burned up in the crash.  Which reminds me, did you get me cash? And what about the reservations?
who?	Inspector Dayton, the cop from Robbery Detail who was looking for you.  They caught the guy who stole your credit cards trying to sell them and he wants...
excuse me, ms. gayley.  that guy inspector dayton... he's recovered a bunch of your credit cards and he wants...	Who?
i didn't ask him.	Call him back.  Ask him.  I'm a little...busy.
what about?	I didn't ask him.
hey, miss gayley, there's a cop looking for you.  from robbery detail, inspector dayton.  he wants you to call him.	What about?
so this really does the trick, eh?	Friend, that animal will go after whoever's approaching the sound of that whistle.  And God help whoever it is.  Because that dog will not let up until there's dead meat on the ground.  Put your faith in that, pal.
they're great with kids.  they love 'em.  they eat 'em up.  i'm kidding.	So this really does the trick, eh?
how are they with kids?	They're great with kids.  They love 'em.  They eat 'em up.  I'm kidding.
look at that.  you can't buy better protection than that.  that there is your man's best friend.	How are they with kids?
listen, you can kick 'em, hit 'em, pour water all over 'em -- <u>nothing</u>.  i'm telling you, under ordinary conditions they're <u>quiet</u>, they're nice to have around, they're completely harmless -- but when you blow this whistle...  ... then look out.	Look at that.  You can't buy better protection than that.  That there is your Man's Best Friend.
safety?	Listen, you can kick 'em, hit 'em, pour water all over 'em -- <u>nothing</u>.  I'm telling you, under ordinary conditions they're <u>quiet</u>, they're nice to have around, they're completely harmless -- but when you blow this whistle...  ... then look out.
you better believe it, buddy. your average rolls royce doesn't have to pass as many tests.  you want consistency?  you want dependability?  you want safety?	Safety?
you test each one thoroughly?	You better believe it, buddy. Your average Rolls Royce doesn't have to pass as many tests.  You want consistency?  You want dependability?  You want safety?
a lot of my stuff hasn't been unpacked yet.  here's the tv.	What toys do you have?
where are these toys of yours?	A lot of my stuff hasn't been unpacked yet.  Here's the TV.
let's watch some tv.	Where are these toys of yours?
so where are all your toys?	Let's watch some TV.
was that your dad?	Nah, that's some guy fixing the living room floor.
give it here, bernard.	Whoa, check it out.
hey, c'mon.	They're really white.
i'm bernard, by the way.  those are cool reeboks, neil.  they're real new, aren't they?	Hey, c'mon.
okay.	I'm Bernard, by the way.  Those are cool Reeboks, Neil.  They're real new, aren't they?
so, <u>neil</u>.  how's it goin'?	Okay.
wife, girlfriend or mother?	Oh -- uh -- girlfriend.
well, it's for a woman.	Wife, girlfriend or mother?
any particular brand?	Well, it's for a woman.
i'm looking for some perfume.	Any particular brand?
are you being helped, sir?	I'm looking for some perfume.
there's so much i want to say to her, it's all jumbled up in my mind, and i don't want her to misunderstand --	Well, you'll just have to <u>make</u> her understand.
i can't help you if you don't help yourself.  it's really up to you. brooding endlessly isn't going to help matters any.	There's so much I want to say to her, it's all jumbled up in my mind, and I don't want her to misunderstand --
i <u>know</u>.  i just feel that the relationship has reached that delicate stage where the slightest little thing could wreck the careful groundwork i've laid up till now.	I can't help you if you don't help yourself.  It's really up to you. Brooding endlessly isn't going to help matters any.
well, these are good signs -- she's broken up with him and the two of you seem to be developing quite a rapport.	I <u>know</u>.  I just feel that the relationship has reached that delicate stage where the slightest little thing could wreck the careful groundwork I've laid up till now.
right.	Because life isn't about playing it safe.  Life is about taking risks.
you have to put yourself out there a bit more.	Right.
i should.	You have to put yourself out there a bit more.
<u>ask</u> her how she feels.	I should.
yeah, maybe you're right. everything else is just an excuse. i'm treating the situation with kid gloves because i'm afraid of losing her.	<u>Ask</u> her how she feels.
it's not going to happen unless you make it happen, my friend. you're going to have to assert yourself a little bit more.  <u>show</u> your affection.	Yeah, maybe you're right. Everything else is just an excuse. I'm treating the situation with kid gloves because I'm afraid of losing her.
oh no -- i mean, she's genuinely made me more fulfilled in many ways -- and i hope eventually to be able to teach her a few things, too.  what i mean is, i guess i'm still waiting for just that right -- synthesis between us -- where everything will be understood between us without even the need for words.	It's not going to happen unless you make it happen, my friend. You're going to have to assert yourself a little bit more.  <u>Show</u> your affection.
well, now, don't go creating some artificial environment for yourself.	Oh no -- I mean, she's genuinely made me more fulfilled in many ways -- and I hope eventually to be able to teach her a few things, too.  What I mean is, I guess I'm still waiting for just that right -- synthesis between us -- where everything will be understood between us without even the need for words.
i've cultivated her interests so that now we have even more in common than ever.	Well, now, don't go creating some artificial environment for yourself.
who doesn't?	I've cultivated her interests so that now we have even more in common than ever.
things are beginning to come to a head.  i can feel it.  and i want everything to be perfect.	Who doesn't?
-- a sense of proportion.	A sense of proportion.
that would be monumentally stupid. all i'm saying is --	-- a sense of proportion.
that would be stupid.	That would be monumentally stupid. All I'm saying is --
on the contrary -- this is tremendous.  i mean, we're all frightened to death of disapproval and we're constantly hiding behind these layers we manufacture for ourselves -- and i'm not saying we should, you know, <u>declare</u> ourselves unhesitatingly to our fellow human beings in the interests of total openness and honesty --	That would be stupid.
no, no, no, no.	On the contrary -- this is tremendous.  I mean, we're all frightened to death of disapproval and we're constantly hiding behind these layers we manufacture for ourselves -- and I'm not saying we should, you know, <u>declare</u> ourselves unhesitatingly to our fellow human beings in the interests of total openness and honesty --
and please, don't for god's sake misinterpret that as being the voice of discouragement in any way --	No, no, no, no.
i understand that.	And please, don't for God's sake misinterpret that as being the voice of discouragement in any way --
the whole disapproval thing.  if you allow yourself to get into a situation where someone else's potential disapproval becomes the focal point of your life -- then you're back to a life of fear, aren't you?  -- you're a prisoner to that again, and that isn't much of a life.	I understand that.
well, we talked about the whole disapproval thing.	The whole disapproval thing.  If you allow yourself to get into a situation where someone else's potential disapproval becomes the focal point of your life -- then you're back to a life of fear, aren't you?  -- You're a prisoner to that again, and that isn't much of a life.
as long as you keep remembering why.	Well, we talked about the whole disapproval thing.
i am.  i'm really feeling pretty good.  i have a much stronger sense of how far i've come.	As long as you keep remembering why.
that's terrific.  don't be afraid to be demonstrative.  you're sounding a lot more confident than when we last spoke.	I am.  I'm really feeling pretty good.  I have a much stronger sense of how far I've come.
oh, fine.  she's gone away for a little while and when she comes back i've sort of resolved to really tell her how much i care for her.	That's terrific.  Don't be afraid to be demonstrative.  You're sounding a lot more confident than when we last spoke.
and how are things with your lady friend, if i may call her that?	Oh, fine.  She's gone away for a little while and when she comes back I've sort of resolved to really tell her how much I care for her.
i guess so.  i mean, i know i'm responsible for my own actions. it was never because i was angry with anyone.  i didn't mean to hurt anyone ever.	You're responsible for your own actions and you don't mean to hurt anyone.  In other words, you've done <u>your</u> best.  I'm saying don't carry the burden of <u>other</u> people's actions on your shoulders, because they're beyond your control.
listen, no one ever said expressing yourself to the opposite sex is easy, but when the time comes, you have to do it and you <u>hope</u> the outcome will be good for both of you. you come out of solitary and you rejoin the human race, as difficult as that sometimes can be.	When I was a child... I got used to the closets.  The boxes.  The cabinet under the kitchen sink... with that persistent drip.  I used to the smell of the boxes. Wood.  Cardboard.  I got so I was comfortable there in the dark. Even... even that old refrigerator in the yard.  That smelled like rust and decay.  It was safe in the boxes.  It was when they took me out --
yeah, things are moving along, but she's still involved with this other guy and it's a little tricky.	Listen, no one ever said expressing yourself to the opposite sex is easy, but when the time comes, you have to do it and you <u>hope</u> the outcome will be good for both of you. You come out of solitary and you rejoin the human race, as difficult as that sometimes can be.
actually, i have met someone. there's a woman i think i like.	Oh, good -- well, I hope you'll have more to tell me next time.
right.  so, you have a new place, you've started working a bit -- i'm sure you'll be meeting some new people.	Actually, I have met someone. There's a woman I think I like.
-- institution.	Right.  So, you have a new place, you've started working a bit -- I'm sure you'll be meeting some new people.
-- hospital.	-- institution.
yeah, since i was a kid.  i had a woodwork class once when i was... in school that time.  then i learned a lot more when i was in the --	-- hospital.
i'm happy that you're working again.  as long as it comes naturally, that's terrific. you've always liked working with your hands, haven't you?	Yeah, since I was a kid.  I had a woodwork class once when I was... in school that time.  Then I learned a lot more when I was in the --
well, i've been doing a little independent contracting, some carpentry here and there, y'know, do-it-yourself-type stuff.  i still find it very soothing.	I'm happy that you're working again.  As long as it comes naturally, that's terrific. You've always liked working with your hands, haven't you?
and what about work?  have you had any more thoughts about what you'd like to be doing now?	Well, I've been doing a little independent contracting, some carpentry here and there, y'know, do-it-yourself-type stuff.  I still find it very soothing.
right.	And what about work?  Have you had any more thoughts about what you'd like to be doing now?
all right then.  that's important, isn't it?  -- for you to be in an "up" environment.  i'm saying you should literally take that as your <u>base</u>, do you know what i mean? it's something positive that you've accomplished -- even if you were forced by circumstance -- something for you to build upon.	Right.
oh, it's nothing.  no problem. i was really lucky to find this place.	All right then.  That's important, isn't it?  -- For you to be in an "up" environment.  I'm saying you should literally take that as your <u>base</u>, do you know what I mean? It's something positive that you've accomplished -- even if you were forced by circumstance -- something for you to build upon.
and the rent is okay?	Oh, it's nothing.  No problem. I was really lucky to find this place.
it's great.  it's clean and airy and quiet -- there are trees and flowers.  there's still some fixing up i have to do, but it's coming along.	And the rent is okay?
how's the new place?	It's great.  It's clean and airy and quiet -- there are trees and flowers.  There's still some fixing up I have to do, but it's coming along.
about us.	Mr. Sykes, I think you should go home.
about what?	About us.
i think we should talk first.	About what?
yeah, right -- i really have to go to bed.	I think we should talk first.
it is tomorrow.	Yeah, right -- I really have to go to bed.
listen, i'm sorry, but it's really late -- you don't have to come tomorrow to work on the floor.	It is tomorrow.
yeah, you know, that in life you really have to choose what you want to do.	Listen, I'm sorry, but it's really late -- you don't have to come tomorrow to work on the floor.
uh huh.	Yeah, you know, that in life you really have to choose what you want to do.
i was thinking about our conversation the other day -- what you said about choices.	Uh huh.
what happened?	Can I tell you tomorrow?  I think I...
yeah, i'm okay -- it's been a long night.	What happened?
i was driving by -- i saw all the cars.  are you all right?	Yeah, I'm okay -- it's been a long night.
not me, i fell for it right down the line.  be a good girl and believe all the fairy tales.  he married me because i was pretty.	Because you <u>were</u> pretty?
i was alone a lot as a child.  no one to compete with.  my parents ensured that i found happiness in the smallest things.  when you're all alone it's your own world, you don't have to take orders from anybody.  you don't necessarily believe the stories people tell you.	Not me, I fell for it right down the line.  Be a good girl and believe all the fairy tales.  He married me because I was pretty.
it's nice that you can make that choice.	I was alone a lot as a child.  No one to compete with.  My parents ensured that I found happiness in the smallest things.  When you're all alone it's your own world, you don't have to take orders from anybody.  You don't necessarily believe the stories people tell you.
yeah, i've always been able to make my way in the world.  i don't like having to rely on other people.	It's nice that you can make that choice.
you must value your independence.	Yeah, I've always been able to make my way in the world.  I don't like having to rely on other people.
uh, no -- i've never really found the time to settle down.	You must value your independence.
do you have a family?	Uh, no -- I've never really found the time to settle down.
it's a living.	Do you have a family?
i bet.  going into people's homes.	It's a living.
an occupational hazard, i'm afraid.	I bet.  Going into people's homes.
i apologize for that scene with my husband.  you must have overheard.	An occupational hazard, I'm afraid.
-- general handyman, yeah.  i do carpentry, too, painting, almost any odd job around the house.  i do housesitting while the owners are away.  in fact, that's why i've been in the area.  i've been living very close by.  here's the part that's giving you trouble, but i won't be able to get a replacement till the stores open tomorrow morning.	Oh, that's fine.
so, you're just kind of a roving --	-- General handyman, yeah.  I do carpentry, too, painting, almost any odd job around the house.  I do housesitting while the owners are away.  In fact, that's why I've been in the area.  I've been living very close by.  Here's the part that's giving you trouble, but I won't be able to get a replacement till the stores open tomorrow morning.
isn't that always the way?	So, you're just kind of a roving --
everything breaks at once.	Isn't that always the way?
just show me the way.	Everything breaks at once.
do you do washing machines, too?	Just show me the way.
yeah, that was easy.	Do you do washing machines, too?
oh, great.	Yeah, that was easy.
maybe i could take a look at it now.	Oh, great.
well, can i make an appointment?	Maybe I could take a look at it now.
sure.	Well, can I make an appointment?
oh, well, do you fix refrigerators?	Sure.
mommy!	It's okay, baby, the police are coming.
"hi. i'm mr. edgar!"  look, mommy, it doesn't even hurt him.	Well, what do you want me to do, Rita -- I can't just forget fifteen years of marriage.  Well, of course I know <u>you</u> can.  No, Rita, I -- what was that?  -- oh, I thought I heard something on the line.
daddy's gone where rudolf went and isn't coming back!	Holly -- that's not so.
did daddy tease you?	Yes, he did, and I don't like it any more than you do.
well, that's what happens with grownups, too.	Did Daddy tease you?
uh huh.	Well, that's what happens with grownups, too.
you know how sometimes neil bugs you and you just get up and walk away from him?	Uh huh.
why are you mad at each other?	You know how sometimes Neil bugs you and you just get up and walk away from him?
your daddy and i are kind of mad at each other right now, so we have to spend some time apart.	Why are you mad at each other?
a man?  was it a dream?	Uh huh.
a man scared me.	A man?  Was it a dream?
it's the middle of the night, sweetie.	A man scared me.
aw, okay.	It's the middle of the night, sweetie.
i'm thirsty.	Aw, okay.
baby, what is it?	I'm thirsty.
hey.  have a nice time -- it's a good school.	Bye, Neil!
'"... or i'll huff and i'll puff and i'll blow your house down!" and inside their new house, the three little pigs just laughed -- '	'Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf...'
i found a cent!	"Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck!"
rita, he's only twelve years old,	He'll never appreciate it more.
i've tried to get him to agree to one.  i just -- i don't know... i'm getting such weird vibes lately.	Don't drive yourself crazy.  It's probably nothing.
i'm sure that's all it is, honey. maybe you both just need a vacation.	I've tried to get him to agree to one.  I just -- I don't know... I'm getting such weird vibes lately.
the same thing -- his business pressures, the whole move and everything.  he's frantic about nailing this new job, worried about screwing over his present boss.	I'm sure that's all it is, honey. Maybe you both just need a vacation.
and?	The same thing -- his business pressures, the whole move and everything.  He's frantic about nailing this new job, worried about screwing over his present boss.
i've asked him what's wrong.	And?
have you just plain asked him?	I've asked him what's wrong.
no, i told you.  a whiff of perfume on his shirt.	Have you just plain asked him?
so you don't have anything concrete?	No, I told you.  A whiff of perfume on his shirt.
yeah.  there's still a lot i want to do.  it's not quite... the kids aren't really settled in yet. even the dog has been terribly high-strung and whines a lot since we've been here.  look, he hasn't even come in for his food today.	So you don't have anything concrete?
you've done a really great job with the house.  it's great!	Yeah.  There's still a lot I want to do.  It's not quite... the kids aren't really settled in yet. Even the dog has been terribly high-strung and whines a lot since we've been here.  Look, he hasn't even come in for his food today.
do you want me to come up and tuck you in?	That's okay, Mom.
no, thanks, mom -- i'll go up to bed now.	Do you want me to come up and tuck you in?
honey, do you want some hot chocolate?	No, thanks, Mom -- I'll go up to bed now.
honey --	Mom, I heard someone downstairs!
mom, <u>there's somebody in the</u> <u>house</u>!	Honey --
neil -- what --	Mom, <u>there's somebody in the</u> <u>house</u>!
where'd he go?	He's staying with a friend.  Hurry up now, you'll be late for school.
neil, you could have burned the house down!	I don't <u>know</u> how it started!
the pocket's a cinch -- i'll sew it up for you after dinner, okay?	Thanks, Mom.
whew.	The pocket's a cinch -- I'll sew it up for you after dinner, okay?
i think we got it just in time before the ink dried.	Whew.
thank god.	I think we got it just in time before the ink dried.
he doesn't have a temperature.	I can't help it if my homework is torn to shreds three times a week by someone <u>much</u> bigger than me</u>.
no, honey, i haven't seen him. didn't you feed him this morning?	RUDOLF!
has anyone seen rudolf?  i don't think he came in last night.	No, honey, I haven't seen him. Didn't you feed him this morning?
here, take this out to the table.	But there's this <u>psycho</u>.  Really. Mom, there's a psycho I have to deal with <u>every day</u>.  I don't know why they let a psycho even go to school!
i could take a cab on the way home.	Here, take this out to the table.
because you'd have to get up at five a.m., would you like that?	I could take a cab on the way home.
why can't you just drive me to my old school every morning?	Because you'd have to get up at five a.m., would you like that?
c'mon, kids, let's go.	"We don't want to be late for our first day of school."
should i come home when i'm finished there?	We'll talk in the morning.
oh god.	Yeah -- we know him.  He's been hanging around the house.
no, philip, i don't want you coming back here.  and if you want to talk to me -- <u>call</u>.	This is my house.
what?	No, Philip, I don't want you coming back here.  And if you want to talk to me -- <u>call</u>.
that's not a decision for you to make on your own.	What?
i think it's time i came home now.	That's not a decision for you to make on your own.
there's always an excuse, isn't there?	I think it's time I came home now.
i was having a bad day -- i lost that job, i was dependent on other people, i was let down --	There's always an excuse, isn't there?
look, i think we should work things out.	I was having a bad day -- I lost that job, I was dependent on other people, I was let down --
philip, what are <u>you</u> doing here?	Look, I think we should work things out.
and what was that neighbor guy doing here?	Philip, what are <u>you</u> doing here?
i'm having the floor fixed,	And what was that neighbor guy doing here?
who was that?	I'm having the floor fixed,
you're even sadder and more burnt- out than i thought.	I am so sick to death of hearing <u>your</u> opinion of my state of mind, what <u>you</u> think is for my own good. Without me you'd still be twirling a baton at U.C. Santa Barbara. <u>You're</u> the final straw on this back, baby!
"honey, i'm a zombie, i don't know whether i'm coming or going."	You're even sadder and more burnt- out than I thought.
this is for the best, you know it is.  why do my socks keep disappearing!	"Honey, I'm a zombie, I don't know whether I'm coming or going."
boy, you really buckle under a little pressure, don't you?	This is for the best, you know it is.  Why do my socks keep disappearing!
that's not the case.	Someone blew the whistle.  Someone hates me.
i'm <u>fired</u>.  i'm unemployed.  is that your idea of negotiating from a position of strength?  clearly any potential employers have been warned to back off!	That's not the case.
honey, it's not the end of the world.  you'll call lowenthal tomorrow and find out it was just a mix-up.  and if he's not interested anymore, then you'll find another company to go to maybe even your own.  you are free now, you are independent.	I'm <u>fired</u>.  I'm unemployed.  Is that your idea of negotiating from a position of strength?  Clearly any potential employers have been warned to back off!
honey -- i can't find those large- size hefty trash bags!	There might be some extras in the garage.
oh, honey.	<u>Everything</u> -- that I've been talking to other people behind his back -- that's what he called me -- a back-stabber and a deceiver. To him and to the company. He called me a traitor in front of everybody and told me if I wanted to be a VP over at Lowenthal I might as well pack up and go -- only <u>Lowenthal never</u> <u>showed up for our lunch</u>!  It's like everybody got an anonymous poison-pen letter or some --  Do you smell smoke?
i get to the restaurant and he's not there. i waited for forty- five minutes.  when i called his office, his secretary said they thought i had cancelled.  i had cancelled!  then i get back to my office and <u>aranson</u> is waiting for me and he knows <u>everything</u>.	Oh, honey.
what?	I get to the restaurant and he's not there. I waited for forty- five minutes.  When I called his office, his secretary said they thought I had cancelled.  I had cancelled!  Then I get back to my office and <u>Aranson</u> is waiting for me and he knows <u>everything</u>.
he wasn't there.	What?
honey?  how did it go?  you didn't call me.	He wasn't there.
i think you should feel like dancing at a time like this.	C'mon.
what -- what are you doing?	I think you should feel like dancing at a time like this.
his secretary just confirmed.	Oh baby.
philip!  the senior partner?	His secretary just confirmed.
he wants to see me!	Philip!  The senior partner?
the floor has a nice shine to it.  oh god -- we have twenty-two messages on the machine.	Did she water this plant?  It looks a little bent out of shape.
yeah -- she did a good job.  this glass looks brand-new.	The floor has a nice shine to it.  Oh God -- we have twenty-two messages on the machine.
did the cleaning woman come?	Yeah -- she did a good job.  This glass looks brand-new.
i don't know -- put 'em in the drawer with all the chinese take- away menus.	Did you lock the garage door?
where should i hide the car keys?	I don't know -- put 'em in the drawer with all the Chinese take- away menus.
the cab's waiting!	Where should I hide the car keys?
honey, i'm sorry, i think the vacation will be a good break for both of us.  you'll see.	The cab's waiting!
i thought we'd be happy here.	Honey, I'm sorry, I think the vacation will be a good break for both of us.  You'll see.
fuck you, philip.	I thought we'd be happy here.
who told you that -- someone on the radio?	Fuck you, Philip.
there <u>are</u> people who do things because they <u>want</u> to get caught.	Who told you that -- someone on the radio?
honey, i can't track of all the meals charlie and i have been having.  this is a delicate time. if it leaks out that i'm jumping ship before i'm set up someplace else i could be out on my ear before i'm ready with nothing. with <u>nothing</u>.	There <u>are</u> people who do things because they <u>want</u> to get caught.
do you usually pay for charlie? at "trattoria <u>valentino</u>"?	Honey, I can't track of all the meals Charlie and I have been having.  This is a delicate time. If it leaks out that I'm jumping ship before I'm set up someplace else I could be out on my ear before I'm ready with nothing. With <u>nothing</u>.
barbara <u>zelman</u>?  i don't believe this!	Do you usually pay for Charlie? At "Trattoria <u>Valentino</u>"?
i don't care, philip.  you want to go chasing barbara zelman, go ahead.  just watch out for those buck teeth.	Barbara <u>Zelman</u>?  I don't believe this!
sweetheart, this is a very risky time for me right now.  maybe you don't appreciate that.	I don't care, Philip.  You want to go chasing Barbara Zelman, go ahead.  Just watch out for those buck teeth.
well, what about <u>these</u>?  do you usually put your <u>carbons</u> in your pocket, too?!	Sweetheart, this is a very risky time for me right now.  Maybe you don't appreciate that.
honey, you know what i've been like lately... i've been a total zombie.  i have no idea what that was doing in my pocket.	Well, what about <u>these</u>?  Do you usually put your <u>carbons</u> in your pocket, too?!
i <u>remember</u> what day you wore that jacket.  it was <u>monday</u>.  the day you were all day in <u>meetings</u> again?  and had to send out for <u>sandwiches</u>?	Honey, you know what I've been like lately... I've been a total zombie.  I have no idea what that was doing in my pocket.
what next?!  -- a strange bra under my pillow!	I <u>remember</u> what day you wore that jacket.  It was <u>Monday</u>.  The day you were all day in <u>meetings</u> again?  And had to send out for <u>sandwiches</u>?
no, i'm not kidding you, <u>philip</u>.	What next?!  -- A strange bra under my pillow!
yeah, i guess it would be good for us to get away for a while.  maybe rudolf got the same idea.  dogs need a change of scene, too, from time to time.	Someone nice will find him if he gets lost.
i mean, he's a smart kid, he'll get by -- he takes after me. you're too sensitive.	I know someone else who's sensitive.
he's made some friends, hasn't he?	I mean, he's a smart kid, he'll get by -- he takes after me. You're too sensitive.
neil's still having a bad time at school.  i feel terrible seeing him so upset all the time.	He's made some friends, hasn't he?
one day before we know it it'll be an old house and we'll be old in it -- and i'll still be paying for it.	Neil's still having a bad time at school.  I feel terrible seeing him so upset all the time.
how long does it have to be a new house?	One day before we know it it'll be an old house and we'll be old in it -- and I'll still be paying for it.
all new houses have noises.	How long does it have to be a new house?
i hear things in this house,	All new houses have noises.
there's no card or anything.	I hear things in this house,
no.	There's no card or anything.
do you remember who gave us this?	No.
well, did he hear anything about your prospects for the new job?	<u>No</u>.  If I hear anything you'll be the first to know, all right?
oh -- great.	Well, did he hear anything about your prospects for the new job?
how was your lunch with charlie?	Oh -- great.
huh?	How was your lunch with Charlie?
how was lunch?	Huh?
i know.  it's just having to pass muster with these juniors before the senior partner even agrees to see me.	It's just a dumb game they play. You want to be at a bigger firm, get used to the politics.
honey, the meeting today is going to be fine.  don't get in an uproar.	I know.  It's just having to pass muster with these juniors before the senior partner even agrees to see me.
-- and keep my kids away from his property -- who the hell does he think he is?  some nice neighborhood.	Honey, the meeting today is going to be fine.  Don't get in an uproar.
honey, are you okay?	-- And keep my kids away from his property -- who the hell does he think he is?  Some nice neighborhood.
he made, you know, a remark.	Honey, are you okay?
what?	He made, you know, a remark.
did you hear what he said?	What?
what?	Did you hear what he said?
did you hear that?	What?
<u>now</u>, neil.  stop teasing your sister.	Damn.
paul newman in "the hustler."	Good -- that's what I was trying to project.
how were we -- were we cool?	Paul Newman in "The Hustler."
we're going to think about it.	It's very nice, but it's still a little pricey for us.
what if someone else buys it in the meantime?	Honey, nobody buys a house overnight -- if someone else comes back at them, well, we might have to make a counter offer.  But we can't look too eager or we'll get screwed.
and it's a shorter commute.	It'll be even shorter if I get that new job.  Come on.
it's a nice pool, isn't it?	And it's a shorter commute.
you could have a pool to cool off in.	It's a nice pool, isn't it?
you want me to bargain at the high end of our range?  -- i'll have a stroke.  i've got to save all my sweat for my meeting in three weeks.	You could have a pool to cool off in.
they don't expect to get what they're asking.  let's make an offer.	You want me to bargain at the high end of our range?  -- I'll have a stroke.  I've got to save all my sweat for my meeting in three weeks.
you wanted furniture too, didn't you?	They don't expect to get what they're asking.  Let's make an offer.
but it's what we want.	You wanted furniture too, didn't you?
high end?  honey, it's a whole new budget.	But it's what we want.
i know it's at the high end of our range --	High end?  Honey, it's a whole new budget.
stop knowing me so well.	I know it's at the high end of our range --
this -- is -- the -- one -- for -- us.	Stop knowing me so well.
what's that?	This -- is -- the -- one -- for -- us.
you're thinking exactly what i thought when i first saw this house,	What's that?
what?	You're thinking exactly what I thought when I first saw this house,
i hear what you're saying, but i know what you're thinking.	What?
neil, don't leave the back doors open -- i don't want holly near the pool.	We'd have to get one of those sliding covers for the pool.
neil, calm down.	Neil, don't leave the back doors open -- I don't want Holly near the pool.
two -- three if you count the husband.	We must <u>always</u> count the husband. By my count there've been... four. But I still live in hope.
how large is your brood?	Two -- three if you count the husband.
oh, space!  -- you said the right thing.	How large is your brood?
you'll see that there's really much more space than the average three bedroom.	Oh, space!  -- You said the right thing.
isn't it?	You'll see that there's really much more space than the average three bedroom.
this is a terrific entrance hall, what a welcoming feeling.	Isn't it?
sometimes they prefer a quicker return on their investment.	This is a terrific entrance hall, What a welcoming feeling.
just reduced.	Sometimes they prefer a quicker return on their investment.
oh, yes, well, you know, when developers remodel a house they often overestimate their costs at first.  it's not like it's been marked down or anything.	Just reduced.
because it caught my eye when it was in a higher price bracket in the listings.	Oh, yes, well, you know, when developers remodel a house they often overestimate their costs at first.  It's not like it's been marked down or anything.
not very long.  there have been a couple of bids already.	Because it caught my eye when it was in a higher price bracket in the listings.
it's been on the market a while, hasn't it?	Not very long.  There have been a couple of bids already.
shit!	Put it out, man!
it's fun.	Grow up, Dreyer.
what for, dickweed?	It's fun.
let's follow 'em.	What for, dickweed?
god, your sister's really hot.	Shut up.
i thought i was supposed to stay in my room.	Get on the other side of that.
no.	No man!  <u>Go to your room</u>.
do you see a man?	No.
you knew a second ago.  <u>who</u> started it?	-- A man.
a <u>man</u> started the fire.	Neil, goddamn it, you're not five years old!
hiya, sport.  where'd you come from, huh?	Can we keep him?
and i can't help having a cold.	What d'you want me to do, Neil? I've told you we'll get another dog.  What does EVERYONE want me to do?  You want to move back? Huh?  Would you like that?  Should we all just pack up again and MOVE BACK?!
y'know what?  i'm ready to cancel our trip.  i really am. i've had it.	And I can't help having a cold.
what did the thermometer say?	The thermometer's broken.
i have a cold.	What did the thermometer say?
if you want that baseball jacket for your birthday, neil, learn to cough a little more realistically.	I have a cold.
oh really?  <u>you've</u> been going through a lot of personal crap. you, princess di and madonna?	If you want that baseball jacket for your birthday, Neil, learn to cough a little more realistically.
i've been going through a lot of personal crap, all right?	Oh really?  <u>You've</u> been going through a lot of personal crap. You, Princess Di and Madonna?
why?  i just read your report card.  what's the point?  stay home, watch some television, we'll get "mad" magazine delivered.  what kind of report card do you call this?!	I've been going through a lot of personal crap, all right?
all right then, if i have to go to school then i'd better go.	Why?  I just read your report card.  What's the point?  Stay home, watch some television, we'll get "Mad" magazine delivered.  What kind of report card do you call this?!
neil, do you mind?	Rudolf?  C'mere, Rudolf!
all right, who ate the last piece of cheesecake?	I didn't.
we'll get cable when the cable company is good and ready -- you think you can survive till then?	No.
what about cable?	We'll get cable when the cable company is good and ready -- you think you can survive till then?
okay!  we have tv!  we can all get stupid again!	What about cable?
dad, we can't decide unless rudolf gets to look too!	Would you mind if Rudolf had a look too?
are we gonna buy this house?	Do you have enough money?
really?	Really.
uh huh.	Really?
would you?	Uh huh.
i'd like that.	Would you?
promise.	I'd like that.
promise?	Promise.
that's right -- you got the bill this morning.  i put it on your desk.	Thank you -- how efficient of you.
even cosier.	That's right -- you got the bill this morning.  I put it on your desk.
even better.	Even cosier.
it's a double.	Even better.
is it a king or a queen?	It's a double.
right over here.	Is it a king or a queen?
oh yeah?  where's the bed?	Right over here.
and this -- is the master bedroom.	Oh yeah?  Where's the bed?
am i supposed to believe that this guy got shot in the chest six times at point blank range and just got up and walked out?	You can believe what you want.  You saw the tape.
hey, i don't have answers for this. i just brought you down here because of the sword.	Am I supposed to believe that this guy got shot in the chest six times at point blank range and just got up and walked out?
if he was knocked out in the can how could be walking across the lobby?	Hey, I don't have answers for this. I just brought you down here because of the sword.
parker.  we found him knocked out in the can.	If he was knocked out in the can how could be walking across the lobby?
where's the guy we saw in the beginning -- what's his name...?	Parker.  We found him knocked out in the can.
no joke, lieutenant.	Where's the guy we saw in the beginning -- what's his name...?
what the hell.  what is this?  a joke?	No joke, Lieutenant.
you didn't see this.  understand?	Yes.
why are people walking around new york with swords, dressed in mid evil clothing?	Well, technically it's not mid evil - - it's Renaissance.
they appear to be authentic.	Why are people walking around New York with swords, dressed in mid evil clothing?
what do you think?	They appear to be authentic.
my name is jennifer hillman.  i'm an archaeologist.  i read in the paper about the murder yesterday and i thought i should come talk to you.	Talk to me about what?
what?  who are you?  what do you want?	My name is Jennifer Hillman.  I'm an archaeologist.  I read in the paper about the murder yesterday and I thought I should come talk to you.
lieutenant?	What?  Who are you?  What do you want?
lieutenant bedsoe?	Not now.  I'm busy.
i asked the state department to check with our embassies and interpol to see if there were any similar occurrences like the bank.  two weeks ago in london charles redder from the bronx was mugged in hyde park.	So?
why?	I asked the State Department to check with our Embassies and Interpol to see if there were any similar occurrences like the bank.  Two weeks ago in London Charles Redder from the Bronx was mugged in Hyde Park.
i think it was england.	Why?
he had to come from somewhere.	I think it was England.
we sent the prints we lifted from the counter at the bank to the state computers, the fbi and interpol. nothing.	He had to come from somewhere.
anything from the bank?	We sent the prints we lifted from the counter at the bank to the State computers, the FBI and interpol. Nothing.
we don't have any proof of that.	I don't need proof.  I know it.  Send it out.
this ties in with nash.	We don't have any proof of that.
it's not a homicide, lieutenant.	This ties in with Nash.
tough.	It's not a homicide, Lieutenant.
y'know, the guys in robbery are gonna get kind of upset.  we're stepping on their toes of this one.	Tough.
good -- also, give it to the papers and tv.	Y'know, the guys in robbery are gonna get kind of upset.  We're stepping on their toes of this one.
that's not all, lieutenant.  wait until you see the tape.  it's unbelievable.	I'd like you to see this.
the guy had a sword and was dressed like this guy.	That's not all, Lieutenant.  Wait until you see the tape.  It's unbelievable.
really?  i want to make sure that i understand what you're telling me, greley.  a crime was committed in new york city?  that is news.	The guy had a sword and was dressed like this guy.
a tape from the surveillance camera at the first national bank.  it was robbed this morning.	Really?  I want to make sure that I understand what you're telling me, Greley.  A crime was committed in New York City?  That is news.
what is it?	A tape from the surveillance camera at the First National Bank.  It was robbed this morning.
hey lieutenant, the boys in robbery have something i think you should look at.	What is it?
did you find a sword?  an old sword?	Yeah -- how'd you know that?
for chrissake!  gimme a break.  the guy disappears for seven years and as soon as he comes back it starts again.	I see your point, Bedsoe, but I have to look at this from the law's point of view.  There's something missing here.  It's something I'm sure you've come across many times in your career.  It's called evidence.  Get me a murder weapon with his fingerprints on it.  Find me an eye witness.  Dig up a motive.  Until then we don't have a case against him.
it's circumstantial.	For Chrissake!  Gimme a break.  The guy disappears for seven years and as soon as he comes back it starts again.
you don't understand.  about seven years ago we found the body of a guy named vasilnic in jersey.  a week later in the parking lot of madison square garden we found iman fasil. three days after that luman castageer was found in an alley.  the fourth body we've never been able to identify.  all four men died from decapitation.  nash was our primary suspect -- but he disappeared.	It's circumstantial.
cut him loose.  the d.a. says you ain't got shit on this guy.	You don't understand.  About seven years ago we found the body of a guy named Vasilnic in Jersey.  A week later in the parking lot of Madison Square Garden we found Iman Fasil. Three days after that Luman Castageer was found in an alley.  The fourth body we've never been able to identify.  All four men died from decapitation.  Nash was our primary suspect -- but he disappeared.
what?	Cut him loose.  The D.A. says you ain't got shit on this guy.
interrogation's over, bedsoe.	What?
i'm in the middle of an interrogation, captain.	Interrogation's over, Bedsoe.
yes -- i think it is.	Hey -- somebody want to gimme a hand here?
most people would show some sign of fear with a gun in their face.	Most people are afraid of death.
maybe he was a lousy shot.	Most people would show some sign of fear with a gun in their face.
seven years ago i interviewed a guy. he said he saw two men fighting in an alley with swords.  one cut off the others head.  he shot the surviving guy twenty times and he got right back up and stabbed him.	Maybe he was a lousy shot.
it's late.	Seven years ago I interviewed a guy. He said he saw two men fighting in an alley with swords.  One cut off the others head.  He shot the surviving guy twenty times and he got right back up and stabbed him.
that doesn't mean you don't know what's going on.  you're connected to this guy somehow.  he's after you -- just like the others were.	It's late.
i'm sorry about that -- but i had nothing to do with it.	That doesn't mean you don't know what's going on.  You're connected to this guy somehow.  He's after you -- just like the others were.
no -- it isn't.  a cop died today and the other is barely holding on.  i want some answers, nash.	I'm sorry about that -- but I had nothing to do with it.
good evening, lieutenant.	No -- it isn't.  A cop died today and the other is barely holding on.  I want some answers, Nash.
lieutenant, you're really frightening me.	Get outta here.
no.  i'm telling you right now, the next person's head that comes off is gonna be yours.	Lieutenant, you're really frightening me.
is that it?	No.  I'm telling you right now, the next person's head that comes off is gonna be yours.
i'm gonna nail you, nash.  that's a promise.	Is that it?
you sure?	He doesn't look familiar -- but then he'd probably be easier to identity with his head.
no.	You sure?
i brought you here to talk about him. do you know him?	No.
no.	I brought you here to talk about him. Do you know him?
you didn't bring me here to talk about her.	No.
she was a good woman.	You didn't bring me here to talk about her.
around.	And Brenda?
where have you been for the last seven years?	Around.
no.  i don't scare easy.	Where have you been for the last seven years?
doesn't it scare you walk through the park at night?	No.  I don't scare easy.
central park.	Doesn't it scare you walk through the park at night?
tell me again.  where'd you go?	Central Park.
i already told you.  i took a walk.	Tell me again.  Where'd you go?
where were you last night around nine?	I already told you.  I took a walk.
a few days ago.	That's what I figured.  Well, I have a little home coming present for you.
when did you get back?	A few days ago.
lieutenant.	Congratulations.
detective bedsoe.	Lieutenant.
you can go first.	No -- after you.
that doesn't matter.	You always get to go first.
i stood up first.	That doesn't matter.
no -- i will.	I stood up first.
i'll go first.	No -- I will.
well?	It's done.
no.  what am i to do?	The only thing you can do.  You must end it.
that was two hundred and fifty years ago -- and the pain still scars your heart.  would you live that pain again?	No.  What am I to do?
so, you do this for yourself?  what about her?  you cannot not have a relationship, macleod.  you've told me of your wife, heather, and how you loved her. romeriz warned you then, but you would not listen.  you watched her grow old and die -- and there was nothing you could do.	That was two hundred and fifty years ago -- and the pain still scars your heart.  Would you live that pain again?
i've learned that a man can only go so along living alone.	So, you do this for yourself?  What about her?  You cannot not have a relationship, Macleod.  You've told me of your wife, Heather, and how you loved her. Romeriz warned you then, but you would not listen.  You watched her grow old and die -- and there was nothing you could do.
you've been seeing her for over a month now.  have you learned nothing from the past?	I've learned that a man can only go so along living alone.
you.	You've been seeing her for over a month now.  Have you learned nothing from the past?
what worries you?	You.
yes.	What worries you?
she's the king's cousin.	Then she should be an excellent dancer.
to ask her to dance.	She's the King's cousin.
living.  remember?	You may be living -- but this suit is killing me.
what are we doing here?	Living.  Remember?
not long.  we should arrive in the morning.  are you going to be alright?	Me?  Of course.
how long is the voyage?	Not long.  We should arrive in the morning.  Are you going to be alright?
france.	How long is the voyage?
the sea and i don't agree with each other.  where we off to?	France.
you're looking a wee bit green, thomas.	The sea and I don't agree with each other.  Where we off to?
if it came down to it what would you do?	I do not know.  I pray that I shall never have to raise my sword against one that I call friend.
that is a thought that doesn't please me.	If it came down to it what would you do?
we cannot write our destiny, macleod. in the end it could be you and me.	That is a thought that doesn't please me.
as friends -- always as friends.	We cannot write our destiny, Macleod. In the end it could be you and me.
i'm sure they will.	As friends -- always as friends.
for being a friend when i needed one. i hope our paths cross again.	I'm sure they will.
for what?	For being a friend when I needed one. I hope our paths cross again.
thank you, thomas.	For what?
then it's worth the journey.	Thank you, Thomas.
maybe myself.	Then it's worth the journey.
and what do you think you will find in another land?	Maybe myself.
england.  there is nothing for me here anymore.	And what do you think you will find in another land?
leaving what?	England.  There is nothing for me here anymore.
i'm leaving.	Leaving what?
that is what bothers me.	I see.  You don't care about life anymore.
do you not hear the wind in the trees?  the songs of the birds.  the horses breath?  there is a whole world around you. alive.  living.  feel it -- become part of it.  live your life, highlander.  it's going to be a long one.	That is what bothers me.
yes.	Do you not hear the wind in the trees?  The songs of the birds.  The horses breath?  There is a whole world around you. Alive.  Living.  Feel it -- become part of it.  Live your life, Highlander.  It's going to be a long one.
that's all?	Yes.
the river.	That's all?
what else?  what else do you hear right now?	The river.
i hear you.	What else?  What else do you hear right now?
life.  you've stopped living it.  you look, but you do not see.  you listen but, you do not hear.	I hear you.
you?	Life.  You've stopped living it.  You look, but you do not see.  You listen but, you do not hear.
are you always this pleasant?  you know what you're problem is?	You?
can't you enjoy it quietly?	Are you always this pleasant?  You know what you're problem is?
it is a beautiful day.  i am merely enjoying it.	Can't you enjoy it quietly?
sing.	It is a beautiful day.  I am merely enjoying it.
what?	Sing.
must you do that?	What?
you cannot run from your destiny, conner.	Perhaps -- but if I must face it, let it find me, for I shall search for it no more.
the days of magic are ending.  the world is changing.	Aye -- yet one such as I who has wandered this world for nearly nine centuries can remember back to other days of change.  Days of Robin of the Hood and Arthur Pendragon.  They were real enough once, but they drifted into men's dreams and became legend - - as we shall do one day.
there will be more to the prize than that.  power will come with it -- and it must be used for good.	The days of magic are ending.  The world is changing.
the prize?  so much blood so that in the end the one that remains will be mortal again.  so much pain so that the winner can grow old and have children.  the prize hardly seems worth the cost of it.	There will be more to the prize than that.  Power will come with it -- and it must be used for good.
i learned my fill from romeriz.	Indeed you did.  And now it is time for you to pass on to others what you learned from him.
thomas cavenaugh.  i am a teacher of sorts.  like romeriz i help those newly acquainted with our life.	I learned my fill from Romeriz.
who are you?	Thomas Cavenaugh.  I am a teacher of sorts.  Like Romeriz I help those newly acquainted with our life.
we too are brothers, macleod.  in fact, you have more family than you think.	Who are you?
no.  he was my brother.  he died at anothers hand.	We too are brothers, Macleod.  In fact, you have more family than you think.
you?	No.  He was my brother.  He died at anothers hand.
aye.	You?
i know that weapon.  it belonged to juan romeriz.  he's dead?	Aye.
caution shows wisdom.	I know that weapon.  It belonged to Juan Romeriz.  He's dead?
since we hardly know each other, i'm sure you'll understand if i hold one to it for awhile.	Caution shows wisdom.
you'll have no need for that, highlander.	Since we hardly know each other, I'm sure you'll understand if I hold one to it for awhile.
i would like to say goodbye.	How?
agreed.	I would like to say goodbye.
it is.  do not ask me how.  i do not know.  i must leave, for if i stayed others would surely hear of this and worse than they will come.	Agreed.
this cannot be.	It is.  Do not ask me how.  I do not know.  I must leave, for if I stayed others would surely hear of this and worse than they will come.
your words are kind and they flatter me -- but i think of her as a sister. besides, you hardly know me.	I know that for six months you've worked hard and asked for little. That you're a good and honest man. What more need I know?
she'll soon be of age.	Your words are kind and they flatter me -- but I think of her as a sister. Besides, you hardly know me.
she's a treasure she is.	She'll soon be of age.
i think my sarah fancies you, conner.	She's a treasure she is.
what do you think?	I think you just like to eat dirt.
can you really tell from doing that?	What do you think?
it will be a good harvest this year.	Can you really tell from doing that?
we had a bargain.  you promised.	I lied.
your life.	How?
and what would'st i gain from this bargain?	Your life.
i've come to strike a bargain with you.  i wish to learn the power of changing.	And what would'st I gain from this bargain?
would'st you harm one who comes to aid you?	I've come to strike a bargain with you.  I wish to learn the power of changing.
how comes it your are not afraid?	Would'st you harm one who comes to aid you?
why are you doing this?	Because, it's for the best.  There are somethings that are better left unexplained.
where i'm going you cannot follow.	Why are you doing this?
then take me with you.	Where I'm going you cannot follow.
aye.	Then take me with you.
do you love me, conner?	Aye.
i cannot explain.	Do you love me, Conner?
why?	I cannot explain.
you'll no see me again.	Why?
leaving?  for how long?	You'll no see me again.
i'm leaving in the morning.	Leaving?  For how long?
why not?	I'm leaving in the morning.
i cannot stay.	Why not?
why is it you never talk to me about scotland -- your life there.	Because it's the past -- and things that are in the past are best left there.
sometimes.	Why is it you never talk to me about Scotland -- your life there.
the past?	Sometimes.
different places.	The past?
where do you go when your mind drifts?	Different places.
aye?	Where do you go when your mind drifts?
no -- we're from strange facts and mysteries.  it's a syndicated show out of..	Paul.  I thought we agreed.  No press.
you guys are from the british museum, right?	No -- we're from Strange facts and mysteries.  It's a syndicated show out of..
what are you hoping to find inside?	You guys are from the British museum, right?
huge.	What are you hoping to find inside?
any idea how big the cavern is on the other side?	Huge.
electro magnetic soundings indicate we've only got a few inches of rock left before we reach the main chamber.	Any idea how big the cavern is on the other side?
now i can start to live.  to feel. to grow old and live each day without the promise of another.	Sounds very -- normal.
what now?	Now I can start to live.  To feel. To grow old and live each day without the promise of another.
be careful, conner.	Conner?
get out.	Be careful, Conner.
he's in there!	Get out.
must you fight him?	He will not stop until it is over.
it will end tonight.	Must you fight him?
where will you go now?	It will end tonight.
he is immortal -- yes -- but he is not like me.  we are the last of our kind.  the last of the calans.  i do not know what purpose we were put here for.  i only know that if he wins the world will suffer for it.	Where will you go now?
and the other one -- he is like you?	He is immortal -- yes -- but he is not like me.  We are the last of our kind.  The last of the Calans.  I do not know what purpose we were put here for.  I only know that if he wins the world will suffer for it.
you wanted the truth -- now you have it.	And the other one -- he is like you?
it came from your great, great, great grandmother, isabelle tourez, who lived in paris and died on the guillotine in 1789 -- alone -- and unmarried.  the ring was given to her by someone who loved her -- but knew that it could never be.	You?
how did you know that?	It came from your great, great, great grandmother, Isabelle Tourez, who lived in Paris and died on the guillotine in 1789 -- alone -- and unmarried.  The ring was given to her by someone who loved her -- but knew that it could never be.
--the crest of a lion and a dragon and a single word:  courage.	How did you know that?
on the back it has--	--the crest of a lion and a dragon and a single word:  Courage.
i've seen it.	On the back it has--
would you like to see it?	I've seen it.
how could that be?  people don't live for three hundred years.	Not unless they're immortal.
--for three hundred years.	How could that be?  People don't live for three hundred years.
that would mean they'd been trapped in there--	--for three hundred years.
yes -- if they were trying to get in -- but what if they weren't?  what if they were trying to get out?	That would mean they'd been trapped in there--
if they pushed the rocks you would have found them on the other side of the cavern wall.	Yes -- if they were trying to get in -- but what if they weren't?  What if they were trying to get out?
why would someone pull on the rocks to get in the cavern?  they were wedged in tight.  they couldn't get a grip on them.  they would have had much more strength pushing on them.	If they pushed the rocks you would have found them on the other side of the cavern wall.
so?	Why would someone pull on the rocks to get in the cavern?  They were wedged in tight.  They couldn't get a grip on them.  They would have had much more strength pushing on them.
let me ask you something else.  at the excavation site in scotland, the tunnel leading into the cavern had collapsed.  the day we found the body someone had moved the rocks, making a hole in the collapsed section.  what bothers me is that we found the rocks from the hole on our side of the tunnel wall.	So?
you don't really believe this do you?	Let me ask you something else.  At the excavation site in Scotland, the tunnel leading into the cavern had collapsed.  The day we found the body someone had moved the rocks, making a hole in the collapsed section.  What bothers me is that we found the rocks from the hole on our side of the tunnel wall.
because i don't feel like sitting in a rubber room for forty-eight hours.	You don't really believe this do you?
why not?	Because I don't feel like sitting in a rubber room for forty-eight hours.
no.	Why not?
have you told lieutenant bedsoe your theory?	No.
--the calan.  do you know who they are?	Why don't you tell me.
alright.  in the shop you mentioned something about--	--the Calan.  Do you know who they are?
yes -- it is.	Alright.  In the shop you mentioned something about--
is it?	Yes -- it is.
a little -- yes.  my interest in coming here is profession.	Is it?
that makes you uncomfortable?	A little -- yes.  My interest in coming here is profession.
i wanted to get to know you better.	That makes you uncomfortable?
how come you wanted to meet tonight?	I wanted to get to know you better.
why?  because i don't give up all my secrets?	How come you wanted to meet tonight?
you're not an easy person to get to know.	Why?  Because I don't give up all my secrets?
i've lived all over the world.	You're not an easy person to get to know.
i'm just trying to place you.	I've lived all over the world.
why?	I'm just trying to place you.
you have an interesting accent. where are you from?	Why?
i know.	You have an interesting accent. Where are you from?
you didn't answer my question.	I know.
you're twenty minutes late.	Sorry.
good evening.	You're twenty minutes late.
why?	I told you I'm interested in mythology.  We can talk about it more.
meet me tratino's at nine.	Why?
yes.	Meet me Tratino's at nine.
no.	You look like you have.
have you ever heard of the calan?	No.
i'm interested in mythology.	Have you ever heard of the Calan?
it probably wouldn't interest you. it's something i read in a mythology book.	I'm interested in mythology.
about what?	It probably wouldn't interest you. It's something I read in a mythology book.
you talk to me -- but you don't answer my questions.  i guess i'll have to talk to lieutenant bedsoe.	About what?
new york is dangerous place.	You talk to me -- but you don't answer my questions.  I guess I'll have to talk to Lieutenant Bedsoe.
do you always walk around with a sword?	New York is dangerous place.
then how did he know your name?	Do you always walk around with a sword?
i don't know.	Then how did he know your name?
who was that man last night?	I don't know.
i don't have any answers for you.	Who was that man last night?
why do you stare at me like that?	You remind me of someone I used to know.
jennifer.	Why do you stare at me like that?
you are a very persistent woman, miss hillman.	Jennifer.
then who's russell nash?	I don't know anymore.
because it's my name.	Then who's Russell Nash?
what's going on?  why did he call you macleod?	Because it's my name.
i'll be fine.	What's going on?  Why did he call you Macleod?
you're hurt.	I'll be fine.
where did you get it?	It's mine.  It's been in my family for years.  It belonged to my great, great, great grandmother.
this is.  go home.  stay out of this.	Why?  What's going on?
if it's good advice.	This is.  Go home.  Stay out of this.
are you the type of person who takes advice, miss hillman?	If it's good advice.
why do i feel that you know what's going on?	Are you the type of person who takes advice, Miss Hillman?
you got me.	Why do I feel that you know what's going on?
bullet proof vests don't bleed.	You got me.
he was wearing a bullet proof vest.	Bullet proof vests don't bleed.
i don't think so -- but then, maybe you've can guess how a guy with a sword could rob the first national bank this afternoon -- and get shot six times in the chest by the guard and still get up and walk out?	He was wearing a bullet proof vest.
a lucky guess.	I don't think so -- but then, maybe you've can guess how a guy with a sword could rob the First national Bank this afternoon -- and get shot six times in the chest by the guard and still get up and walk out?
yes.  how did you know?	A lucky guess.
in the highlands?	Yes.  How did you know?
yes.  we found another man outside a site we were working at in scotland.	In the highlands?
corpses?	Yes.  We found another man outside a site we were working at in Scotland.
to talk to you.	I don't think we have anything to talk about, Miss Hillman.
what do you want?	To talk to you.
no.  i'm an archaeologist.	What do you want?
are you a cop?	No.  I'm an archaeologist.
i was wondering if i could talk to you?	Are you a cop?
i remember you.	I was wondering if I could talk to you?
my name is jennifer hillman.  i was at the police station earlier today--	I remember you.
i'm having some people over tonight for dinner -- i'd like you come.	We'll see.
i like my work.	I'm having some people over tonight for dinner -- I'd like you come.
do you?  then why don't you go out? meet someone.  make a life for yourself instead of hiding away in the past?	I like my work.
i know, paul.	Do you?  Then why don't you go out? Meet someone.  Make a life for yourself instead of hiding away in the past?
jennifer, there is more to life than work.	I know, Paul.
i was working on the cataloging.	Jennifer, there is more to life than work.
you stayed here again last night?	I was working on the cataloging.
it has to be.	And this?
i don't think it is a duplication.	It has to be.
incredible.  the cloth -- the buttons -- it looks to be mid sixteen hundreds.  it's a remarkable duplication.	I don't think it is a duplication.
what's that next to him?	His head.  Someone cut it off.
we found him this morning.	What's that next to him?
i don't know.	We found him this morning.
how could they get by him?	I don't know.
he's fine.  he swears he never left his post for a moment.  he heard a noise and when he went back to look they were already inside.	How could they get by him?
someone broke into the cavern last night.	What?  How?
why?	Someone broke into the cavern last night.
we're holding the workers down below.	Why?
they've had a little car trouble. i'm afraid they won't be here until after dark.	Then we shouldn't break into the cavern until tomorrow morning.  This could be a very important find.  I want it documented.
where is the film crew from the british museum?	They've had a little car trouble. I'm afraid they won't be here until after dark.
just a little.  who knows what we're going to find in there.  it could be a huge excavation.  a little friendly pr never hurt.	Where is the film crew from the British Museum?
it does not come off as easily as the young ones.	Perhaps -- but it comes off none the less.
oh -- i almost forgot.  your head.	It does not come off as easily as the young ones.
i do not know -- and even if i did...	I know.  I know-- you would not tell me.  Loyalty -- it really is a concept that eludes me.  Oh well -- I shall find him.  Time is on my side.
impressive -- is it not?  the problem is i can only keep the illusion for a few minutes.  i need more power to hold the form longer.  i need the highlander.  where is he?	I do not know -- and even if I did...
it's not been long enough.  what witchcraft is this?	Impressive -- is it not?  The problem is I can only keep the illusion for a few minutes.  I need more power to hold the form longer.  I need the Highlander.  Where is he?
it flatters me you remember, old one. it's been what... two hundred years?	It's not been long enough.  What witchcraft is this?
it will not end tonight.	You cannot hide from me.  You will not stand between me and my destiny. After I have your head the power will let me hold any form as long as I want.  Do you know what that means? I can become the President -- I can become anyone I want.  The world will be mine.
it was not by choice.  a small matter of a mountain falling down on us.  we were trapped inside.  when the time of the gathering came the urge to go was so strong we tried to claw through rock with our bare hands.  what you thought was the end -- was not.  this is the end.  we are the last of our kind, macleod.	It will not end tonight.
why did you wait?	It was not by choice.  A small matter of a mountain falling down on us.  We were trapped inside.  When the time of the Gathering came the urge to go was so strong we tried to claw through rock with our bare hands.  What you thought was the end -- was not.  This is the end.  We are the last of our kind, Macleod.
fine -- i've waited over three centuries.  i can wait a little longer.	Why did you wait?
that's what the kurgan said.	The Kurgan was a pussy.
i am stronger than you, highlander.	That's what the Kurgan said.
this cannot be.	I am stronger than you, Highlander.
highlander -- i had hoped it would be you.	This cannot be.
i'm glad you've come home, conner.	Me too.
no -- i'm fine.  thank you.	I'm glad you've come home, Conner.
is there anything else you need?	No -- I'm fine.  Thank you.
i don't know.	Is there anything else you need?
how can that be?	I don't know.
no.	How can that be?
it isn't over, is it, conner?	No.
the police still have a lot of questions for russell nash.	I can take care of myself.
i know.	The police still have a lot of questions for Russell Nash.
you know it's not safe here for you.	I know.
i'll no forget you.	And I you.  Go now.  Let me walk to heavens door alone.
aye -- i know, las -- and i have never loved anyone more.	I'll no forget you.
i love you, conner.	Aye -- I know, Las -- and I have never loved anyone more.
don't cry, wee one.  it's a better place i go to.	I love you, Conner.
it's not for me to decide.	Don't cry, wee one.  It's a better place I go to.
don't leave us, conner.	It's not for me to decide.
would you care for some water, conner?	Aye -- that I would, lass.
dear, sweet, rachel.  men's lifes are measured by the good they do.	If you search your heart you know all the good you have done.  Your strength comes from your heart -- because in your heart you know what you are fighting for is good and just.  This room is filled with memories. If you search through them you can find the good -- the difference you have made.  And now, it is for you to make the greatest difference of all. Look in your heart, Conner -- and you will see the good that you have done.
and now it's time to come out of the shadows.	Dear, sweet, Rachel.  Men's lifes are measured by the good they do.
i haven't lived life -- i've hidden from it.  i've existed in the shadows.	And now it's time to come out of the shadows.
did they?  you are only a man, different than most -- but still a man.  you feel the same -- want the same.  you want to live.	I haven't lived life -- I've hidden from it.  I've existed in the shadows.
my dreams died long ago.	Did they?  You are only a man, different than most -- but still a man.  You feel the same -- want the same.  You want to live.
do not underestimate the power of your heart.  your dreams live there.	My dreams died long ago.
i don't know.  he is the stronger one.  he has a power--	You also have a power, Conner.  It is why you have survived.
why?	I don't know.  He is the stronger one.  He has a power--
i could have ended it tonight, but i didn't.	Why?
what will you do?	There's nothing I can do.  I'll wait. One way or another soon it will all be over soon.
fine.	What will you do?
i heard voices downstairs.  is everything alright?	Fine.
yes -- when their troubles can harm them.	Why won't you ever let anyone help you?
is it a mistake for someone to go to the ones who love them when they're in trouble?	Yes -- when their troubles can harm them.
i shouldn't have come back here.  it was a mistake.	Is it a mistake for someone to go to the ones who love them when they're in trouble?
what are you doing?	I shouldn't have come back here.  It was a mistake.
you kept it?	Yes.
i can take care of myself.	Alright.  It's going to take a few minutes.  I have to call and verify the funds.
this check is for sixteen thousand dollars.  that's a lot of cash to be carrying around.	I can take care of myself.
no.  the money, please.	This check is for sixteen thousand dollars.  That's a lot of cash to be carrying around.
would you like to deposit this in your account?	No.  The money, please.
good afternoon...  ... shirley.	Would you like to deposit this in your account?
good afternoon, mr. parker.	Good afternoon...  ... Shirley.
i will, chief.  absolutely.	Get to work.
fuck guessing.  you keep your mouth shut.	I will, Chief.  Absolutely.
i guess so.	Fuck guessing.  You keep your mouth shut.
don't tell anyone what you're doing, not louise, not the other guys, not the sheriffs.  you understand me, larry?	I guess so.
wow.  sure, right away, chief.	Don't tell anyone what you're doing, not Louise, not the other guys, not the Sheriffs.  You understand me, Larry?
call the palmdale city attorney for a telephonic search warrant.  when you get the warrant, have mikkelson and dreyer search his house.	Yes, sir.
that would be the girl who opened the door.  are the others inside?	The mother is in Florida visiting her sister.  The father works at home, so he's probably inside.
the house belongs to walter and pamela smith.  they've got two kids, a girl about fifteen and a boy younger, jennifer and thomas.	That would be the girl who opened the door.  Are the others inside?
i think he's dead!	Don't shout, Larry.  I'm three feet away.
mike!  mike, can you hear me?	I think he's dead!
chief...it's like none of this exists. i'm sorry.	Keep trying.
you get anything on smith?	Chief...it's like none of this exists. I'm sorry.
it was stolen.	You get anything on Smith?
dead end--it's a clone.  what about the mustang?	It was stolen.
the cell phone is registered to a jewelry store in beverly hills.  the phone company shows no unusual --	Dead end--it's a clone.  What about the Mustang?
what'd you find out?	The cell phone is registered to a jewelry store in Beverly Hills.  The phone company shows no unusual --
it's me, chief.  can you talk?	What'd you find out?
talley.	It's me, Chief.  Can you talk?
i want a message sent:  no fuckups allowed.	I'll make the call.
i understand.	I want a message sent:  No fuckups allowed.
sonny's a fuckup.  if he pulls this off, fine--life goes on.  but if the cops end up with those disks, we cut our losses.	I understand.
the best.	Sonny's a fuckup.  If he pulls this off, fine--life goes on.  But if the cops end up with those disks, we cut our losses.
our people out there, they good people? people in the right place?	The best.
what do you want to do?	Our people out there, they good people? People in the right place?
i hate that mickey mouse bastard.  i hated his father, and i hate sonny, too. always with the tan.	What do you want to do?
yes, sir.  but what about the disks?  if the cops end up with the disks, we're gonna see a whole lot of heat.	I hate that Mickey Mouse bastard.  I hated his father, and I hate Sonny, too. Always with the tan.
and by doing so, he would've known we have spies in his organization.	Yes, sir.  But what about the disks?  If the cops end up with the disks, we're gonna see a whole lot of heat.
you wanted to let sonny handle it.  i would've moved in when we first found out.	And by doing so, he would've known we have spies in his organization.
jesus christ, it's a clusterfuck.	You wanted to let Sonny handle it.  I would've moved in when we first found out.
the house is in flames, benza's accountant is with the cops, and they're stacking the bodies like cordwood.	Jesus Christ, it's a clusterfuck.
find out how we can hurt him.  by the end of the day, i want to own him.	It's happening right now.
he knows better than that.	Bullshit--a man will do anything to save his family.  Who's running the show up there?
put our people on the scene.  smith might talk just to cut a break for his kids.	He knows better than that.
<u>fuck</u> them!  now get your head in the game, phil--we have to handle this.	Put our people on the scene.  Smith might talk just to cut a break for his kids.
you should warn them, sonny.	<u>Fuck</u> them!  Now get your head in the game, Phil--we have to handle this.
maybe glen already picked up the disks.	I took the call from Glen personally. They're still in Smith's house.
worst case, it's a bloodbath.  the detectives come out with smith's computer, and we go directly to jail, do not pass go.	Maybe Glen already picked up the disks.
if the feds get those disks, the east coast is gonna take a hit, too.  you should let them know.	No way.  I tell them, that Old Man is gonna handle this from back there.
what, he's cute?  that's his idea of humor?	If the Feds get those disks, the East Coast is gonna take a hit, too.  You should let them know.
i guess not.	I guess not, too.  How much information is in the house?
you think we should take that chance?	I guess not.
maybe we're getting too dramatic.  it's three kids.  they'll give up, the cops will arrest them, and that's that.  why would they search the house?	You think we should take that chance?
<u>shut up!  shut up and get on the floor</u>!	You can't imagine the fucking you're going to get.
but if you stay in this house, i can promise you this --	<u>Shut up!  Shut up and get on the floor</u>!
bullshit!	But if you stay in this house, I can promise you this --
you won't die if you let me help.	Bullshit!
mars, watch the cops!  kevin!  watch the back of the house!	You won't die if you let me help.
<u>get on the floor</u>!	I have contacts in Los Angeles.  Lawyers and judges who can help you.
i'm going to my desk.	You're not goin' anywhere!  Get on the fuckin' floor!
stay down!  stay <u>down</u>, goddamnit!	I'm going to my desk.
the car.  all you want is the car?	Am I talkin' raghead?!  I want your car! <u>Gimme the goddamned keys</u>!
don't go rambo and you'll tell'm about this on the back nine.  i'm gonna tie you up, then we're gonna take your car.	The car.  All you want is the car?
who sent you?	Don't go Rambo and you'll tell'm about this on the back nine.  I'm gonna tie you up, then we're gonna take your car.
jen?  are you all right?	She'll be dead if you don't put your ass in that chair!
then we might as well die rich.	I'm not going to die for this!
that money's fucked up your brain. talley's going to get tired of waiting for us to give up, and we'll all be fuckin' killed!	Then we might as well die rich.
fuck it's over.  that money's mine.	That money's fucked up your brain. Talley's going to get tired of waiting for us to give up, and we'll all be fuckin' killed!
it's over.  we have to give up.	Fuck it's over.  That money's mine.
kevin, you're so fuckin' stupid...	It's over.  We have to give up.
that's crazy.  he's not going to kill us.	Kevin, you're so fuckin' stupid...
the only way he can keep the cash is if nobody knows about it.  he's gotta cap all three of us before they even read our rights.  he's probably planning it right now.	That's crazy.  He's not going to kill us.
what are you talking about?	The only way he can keep the cash is if nobody knows about it.  He's gotta cap all three of us before they even read our rights.  He's probably planning it right now.
if we don't escape, we gotta get the word out about the cash.  that's how we'll stay alive.	What are you talking about?
for chrissake, <u>please</u>!  help me celebrate!  i figured it out!	Celebrate what?  Going to prison?
there is no way out.	For chrissake, <u>please</u>!  Help me celebrate!  I figured it out!
we're fucked until we think of a way out; then we're rich.	There is no way out.
we're fucked.	We're fucked until we think of a way out; then we're rich.
we can't carry all this.  it's too heavy.	I've been carrying you our whole fuckin' lives.
not if they're looking at something else.	Like what?
that's crazy, dennis.  the cops will see us.	Not if they're looking at something else.
these bushes follow the wall into the neighbor's yard.  all we need is some kind of diversion and we're home free.	That's crazy, Dennis.  The cops will see us.
that's why we tied him, dumbass.  now come here and see this --	These bushes follow the wall into the neighbor's yard.  All we need is some kind of diversion and we're home free.
someone should stay with mr. smith.  what if he wakes up?	That's why we tied him, dumbass.  Now come here and see this --
everyone knows what we look like, dennis. we won't be able to hide.	Jesus, first Mars, now you.  You two need anti-depressants.
jesus.  what is this?	Are you totally stupid?  What does it look like?
i was <u>there</u>, dennis!  i <u>saw</u>!  it's like he <u>wanted</u> to shoot that cop.	You're being stupid.  Check out the bathroom.  Maybe we can sneak out a window --
bullshit.  why would mars do that?	I was <u>there</u>, Dennis!  I <u>saw</u>!  It's like he <u>wanted</u> to shoot that cop.
that cop didn't pull his gun.  mars lied. he just started shooting!	Bullshit.  Why would Mars do that?
it's about mars --	That cop didn't pull his gun.  Mars lied. He just started shooting!
we gotta find a way outta here is what we gotta do!	It's about Mars --
i have to tell you something --	We gotta find a way outta here is what we gotta do!
stop it!  they found the truck, kev! they're already behind us!	We should give up.  All we're doing is making it worse.
we could've gone out the back!  you didn't have to shoot!	Stop it!  They found the truck, Kev! They're already behind us!
we're on foot.  we can't get away.	We're surrounded by houses, dumbass. Every house has a car in the garage. All we have to do is take one.
that's why we gotta keep going.  i'm not gonna go in for murder.	We're on foot.  We can't get away.
shut up, goddamnit!  just calm down!	What if he's dead?  What if you killed him?
that woman's gonna call the cops.	Shut up, goddamnit!  Just calm down!
there's fuckin' blood all over you!	I didn't know he would have a gun!  It just went off!
we got jobs, man; we're working.  why even take the chance?	Because if you don't take the chance, you're already dead.
not if they don't catch us, kevin.	We got jobs, man; we're working.  Why even take the chance?
robbing this place is gonna put you back in prison.	Not if they don't catch us, Kevin.
try to act cool, okay?  he's gonna think you're a dick.	Robbing this place is gonna put you back in prison.
c'mon, dennis, this is stupid.  i thought we were gonna go to the movies.	Mars?!  Whattaya think, dude?  Out here on the edge, no one around, it's perfect, right?
it ain't been a good day, chief.	Give up, Dennis.  Let these people go. At least you'll have your life.
give up.	There's a million dollars in there, maybe <u>two</u> million.  I'll give you half.
two hundred thousand cash, right in your pocket, no one needs to know.	Give up.
you picked a bad house to hole up in, son.	Two hundred thousand cash, right in your pocket, no one needs to know.
i'd be trying to get the best deal that i could.	Maybe that's what I'm doing.  Can I reach in my pocket, show you something?
would you be in a hurry to go to prison for the rest of your life?	I'd be trying to get the best deal that I could.
you've been in there a long time. what're you waiting for?	Would you be in a hurry to go to prison for the rest of your life?
only if you try to grab me.  we could've shot you from the wall.	You've been in there a long time. What're you waiting for?
you got a sniper out there, gonna shoot me?	Only if you try to grab me.  We could've shot you from the wall.
you'll cap my ass as soon as i step out the door!	You've already helped yourself once, Dennis; be smart again.  If you save his life, it'll help when you get to court.
if you won't let me come in, then put him outside.	You'll cap my ass as soon as I step out the door!
fuck that!  you bastards will jump me!	If you won't let me come in, then put him outside.
let me come get him.	Fuck that!  You bastards will jump me!
okay.	Let me come get him.
now i understand.  that helps.  i can make them understand that.	Okay.
we been through that.  forget it.	We can't forget it.  The Sheriffs think you won't let me talk to Smith because he's dead.  They think you murdered him.
i need you to let me talk to mr. smith.	We been through that.  Forget it.
you oughta try on the problem i got in here.	I need you to let me talk to Mr. Smith.
the one and only.  we got a little problem out here, dennis.	You oughta try on the problem I got in here.
that you, talley?	The one and only.  We got a little problem out here, Dennis.
you're a funny guy, talley.	I'm going to put on an officer named Will Maddox.  You talk to him for a while.
i gotta piss real bad.	You're a funny guy, Talley.
what?	I gotta piss real bad.
hey, dennis?  can i let you in on a personal secret?	What?
the mexican police would arrest you as soon as it landed.  there's only one way out and you're doing it right now--just keep talking to us.  i think we could make the transition now. maddox, you good to go?	Hey, Dennis?  Can I let you in on a personal secret?
i'll give you these people.	The Mexican police would arrest you as soon as it landed.  There's only one way out and you're doing it right now--just keep talking to us.  I think we could make the transition now. Maddox, you good to go?
that's not going to happen, dennis.  they won't give you a helicopter.	I'll give you these people.
i want a helicopter to take us to mexico.	That's not going to happen, Dennis.  They won't give you a helicopter.
i'm here.	I want a helicopter to take us to Mexico.
talley?	I'm here.
it's over now, dennis!  don't hurt anyone.	We'll burn this fuckin' place down!  I got gasoline all over in here!
we're not coming in there by force, okay? no one wants to hurt you.	I got these people!  You try to come get me, I'll kill every fuckin' one of them!
fuck that.  they're the only thing stopping you from blowing us away.	We're not coming in there by force, okay? No one wants to hurt you.
dennis?  i want you to release those people.	Fuck that.  They're the only thing stopping you from blowing us away.
how about the cop?	Dennis?  I want you to release those people.
mr. kim didn't make it, dennis.  he died.	How about the cop?
you don't have to explain shit!  that chinaman pulled a gun.  we wrestled for it.  that chinaman shot himself.	Mr. Kim didn't make it, Dennis.  He died.
all three subjects are confirmed inside. call off the house-to-house.  okay, dennis, i want to explain your situation --	You don't have to explain shit!  That Chinaman pulled a gun.  We wrestled for it.  That Chinaman shot himself.
they're fine.	All three subjects are confirmed inside. Call off the house-to-house.  Okay, Dennis, I want to explain your situation --
how about your two friends?  you don't have a man dying in there, do you?	They're fine.
fuck you.  i'm running this shit.  you talk to me.	How about your two friends?  You don't have a man dying in there, do you?
let me speak to mr. smith.  i want to hear it from him.	Fuck you.  I'm running this shit.  You talk to me.
we're cool.	Let me speak to Mr. Smith.  I want to hear it from him.
we had an awful lot of shooting.  you need a doctor in there?	We're cool.
yeah.  i'm rooney.	We had an awful lot of shooting.  You need a doctor in there?
the bristo police department.  look out the window.  you see the car?	Yeah.  I'm Rooney.
you with the cops?	The Bristo Police Department.  Look out the window.  You see the car?
<u>look</u> at him!  i think he's dying!	Take'm back upstairs, but don't tie'm like before.  That little fuck untied himself anyway.
aw, jesus, not more of this.	<u>Look</u> at him!  I think he's dying!
what about my father?	Aw, Jesus, not more of this.
use more ice.	I'm getting a doctor!
all you're doing is watching yourself on tv.  <u>look</u> at him.	Use more ice.
hey, i've got a situation here, in case you haven't noticed.	All you're doing is watching yourself on TV.  <u>Look</u> at him.
my father needs a doctor.  <u>please</u>.	Hey, I've got a situation here, in case you haven't noticed.
he needs a doctor.	Shut up and sit down.  You think someone's gonna make a house call?
who else is here?	My father.
i don't know.	Jesus, get upstairs and find out!  If he took those kids, we're fucked!
<u>shit</u>!  that <u>fuck</u>!  even when i want to turn myself in he screws it up!  did he take the kids with him?	I don't know.
i overheard him with the girl.	<u>Shit</u>!  That <u>fuck</u>!  Even when I want to turn myself in he screws it up!  Did he take the kids with him?
you mean he <u>left</u>, as in went out the front door?	I overheard him with the girl.
i like it here, dennis.  i'm never going to leave.	Fuckin' A.
you got something to say?	I like it here, Dennis.  I'm never going to leave.
cops want to be rich like everyone else. all we have to do is share.  and if he wants someone to swing for the chinaman, we'll give'm mars.	Dennis.
what the fuck is that?	They'll cut the power.
i got the gasoline --	We don't have time!
the cops are comin'!	I got the gasoline --
find something:  extension cords, rope, wire--we'll have to tie them tight.	Find something, Kevin.  Don't just stand there.  And tie this bastard, too.  I don't want him waking up and goin' Rambo on us.
that's right.  that's a good idea, mars.	Find something:  Extension cords, rope, wire--we'll have to tie them tight.
we can take it with us.	You can't run with suitcases.
we're trapped in a house.	We can take it with us.
who gives a shit, mars?  check out the cash!  we're rich.	We're trapped in a house.
it's a safety room.  if anyone breaks into your house, you can hide.	Who gives a shit, Mars?  Check out the cash!  We're rich.
you have his address?	Pretty sure I do.  Yeah, here we go --
keeps to himself, more like.	You have his address?
is krupchek an aggressive guy?  hot- tempered?  anything like that?	Keeps to himself, more like.
have louise run the name 'mars krupchek' through dmv and ncic.  tell her to list the tattoo as an identifier.	Is Krupchek an aggressive guy?  Hot- tempered?  Anything like that?
that would be mars krupchek.  jesus, he works for me, too.	Have Louise run the name 'Mars Krupchek' through DMV and NCIC.  Tell her to list the tattoo as an identifier.
can you identify this man?	That would be Mars Krupchek.  Jesus, he works for me, too.
are you out of your mind?	You fucked up, Glen.
donuts here any good?	I don't eat junk food.
okey-doke.	We have to own this guy, Marion.  We don't want him dead; we need to use him.
he has a wife and kid.  that's how we'll get to him.	Okey-doke.
it won't be a problem.	He has a wife and kid.  That's how we'll get to him.
talley lives here.  i don't know if the place has security or not.	It won't be a problem.
what hospital?	Canyon Country.
<u>i don't know</u>.  talley talked those punks into letting smith out.  he's fucking us over, glen.  that guy is fucking us over.	What hospital?
goddamnit, tell me what you <u>know</u>.  did the cops go in?  did smith have the disks?	<u>I don't know</u>.  Talley talked those punks into letting Smith out.  He's fucking us over, Glen.  That guy is fucking us over.
i heard he's fucked up.  they're taking him to the hospital.	Goddamnit, tell me what you <u>know</u>.  Did the cops go in?  Did Smith have the disks?
if things get wet, we're going to need someone who can handle that end.	You worry about your end.  I got my side covered.
what do you mean?	If things get wet, we're going to need someone who can handle that end.
what if it goes south?	What do you mean?
give me an eta.	An hour, tops.  Might be sooner.
l.a. county sheriffs are inbound from a bank robbery in pico rivera.	Give me an ETA.
i gave the other one to the sheriffs and they're giving it to the <u>real</u> fbi.  this one's a fake.	You'd better be kidding.
i'll kill you!  you won't get the other disk!	If you shoot me, he'll kill your daughter.  Do you want to lose both of them?
all right.  now the second one.	First my girls.  I get my girls, you get the other disk.
where is it?	Close.
you get the other one when i have my girls.  not <u>talk</u> to them; <u>have</u> them.	Where is it?
they're close.  let me make a call.  you can see they're okay.	You said they would be here!
you said they would be here, goddamnit! where are they?	They're close.  Let me make a call.  You can see they're okay.
take it easy.  just take it easy.  we're here to do business.	You said they would be here, goddamnit! Where are they?
yeah.	You got ten minutes.  If you're one minute late, we won't be here to find.
fuck the mall.  you know that motel on the road west of town?	Yeah.
i think you got no choice.	Fuck the mall.  You know that motel on the road west of town?
fuck that!  you think i'm crazy?!	I think you got no choice.
my wife and my daughter and the money. i'll bring the disks to the mall by the freeway, you bring my family.  we'll trade.	Fuck that!  You think I'm crazy?!
what do you want?	My wife and my daughter and the money. I'll bring the disks to the mall by the freeway, you bring my family.  We'll trade.
i also have a couple of million in cash. call sonny benza.  ask if i can keep it.	What do you want?
i have your fucking family.  don't forget that.	I also have a couple of million in cash. Call Sonny Benza.  Ask if I can keep it.
mr. jones is dead.  so are two of his men.  the other three are in jail.  i have the disks.  i have walter smith. and you know what, you motherfucker?  i have you.	I have your fucking family.  Don't forget that.
how did you get this number?	Mr. Jones is dead.  So are two of his men.  The other three are in jail.  I have the disks.  I have Walter Smith. And you know what, you motherfucker?  I have you.
i'm scared shitless.	That's okay.  I love you anyway.
i don't know how long i'll be stuck here.	I'm in no rush.  Maybe later we can talk.
you sure?	I don't know how long I'll be stuck here.
why don't you guys grab some dinner at the thai place?  i'll meet you there as soon as i can.	You sure?
the sheriffs will take over when they get here.	But they're not here yet.  Tell me about <u>you</u>.
don't worry about it.  how are you doing?	The Sheriffs will take over when they get here.
i should've called.  this thing broke right after we spoke, then everything happened so fast --	Don't worry about it.  How are you doing?
can we talk some more when you get here?	We'll see you in a couple of hours.
you're hiding, jeffrey.  you're hiding from the job and you're hiding from me.	I still see that boy's eyes.
i need to work out some stuff.	You're hiding, Jeffrey.  You're hiding from the job and you're hiding from me.
he can't reach us in here.  we're safe.	I know.
shh, they'll hear you!	Better than you getting killed!  Don't touch that gun!  Daddy says --
you leave that gun alone!	Shh, they'll hear you!
i'm not gonna leave you!	Go!  If you get out, maybe you can help the police!
you go, thomas.  you get out, and i'll stay with daddy.	I'm not gonna leave you!
we can't carry him.	You go, Thomas.  You get out, and I'll stay with Daddy.
no!  i'm not going to leave daddy with them!	We can't carry him.
we can use the crawlspace to get downstairs.  then we can run for it.	No!  I'm not going to leave Daddy with them!
mine, too.	We can use the crawlspace to get downstairs.  Then we can run for it.
that big asshole nailed my windows.	Mine, too.
no one's coming.	That big asshole nailed my windows.
be quiet!  listen!	No one's coming.
ow!  shit!	Be quiet!  Listen!
now we can do whatever we want.	Stop it.
kevin's gone, your daddy's gone, everybody's gone.	Now we can do whatever we want.
you'd better get out of here!  kevin's coming back!	Kevin's gone, your daddy's gone, everybody's gone.
kevin left without you.	I don't know what you're talking about.
make the pizza.  i want scrambled eggs and hot dogs on mine.	How about dog shit?
we're hungry.  you're going to cook.	Make the pizza.  I want scrambled eggs and hot dogs on mine.
what?	We're hungry.  You're going to cook.
we can't make the microwave work.	What?
what do you want?	We can't make the microwave work.
mommy won't know.  you can do anything you want right now.  mommy won't know.	What I want is to help my father.
i don't drink beer.	Mommy won't know.  You can do anything you want right now.  Mommy won't know.
want one?	I don't drink beer.
dennis and mars are in the den.  i'll get your brother, then come back for you. we'll go down the stairs and out the front door, you understand?	Yes.
how can we get out?	Dennis and Mars are in the den.  I'll get your brother, then come back for you. We'll go down the stairs and out the front door, you understand?
all three of us will go, but we have to move fast.  mars and dennis don't know i'm doing this.	How can we get out?
i can't go without thomas.	All three of us will go, but we have to move fast.  Mars and Dennis don't know I'm doing this.
do you want to go or not?  i'm offering you a way out of here.	I can't go without Thomas.
what happened?	Do you want to go or not?  I'm offering you a way out of here.
keep your voice down.  i'm taking you and your brother out of here.	What happened?
what do you want?	Keep your voice down.  I'm taking you and your brother out of here.
he's just knocked out.  i've been knocked out.	If my father dies they'll charge you with his murder.  Can't you make Dennis see that?
kevin, my father needs a doctor.	He's just knocked out.  I've been knocked out.
whatever.	Kevin, my father needs a doctor.
thanks for the shirt.	Whatever.
either i'm going to tie you or mars will tie you.  which do you want?	Thanks for the shirt.
i don't see why you can't just lock me in.  it's not like i can go anywhere.	Either I'm going to tie you or Mars will tie you.  Which do you want?
you gotta pee?	I don't see why you can't just lock me in.  It's not like I can go anywhere.
please get away from me.	Mars?  What are you doing?
what's going on?	Get in the car.  <u>Now</u>.
what are we going to do about mike?	Keep your head down.
we have to cordon off the streets, then evacuate these houses.	What are we going to do about Mike?
he said something about a girl --	Holster your guns!
are civilians inside?	He said something about a girl --
that's enough.	Another minute.  Please --
chief talley is the one who got you out.	I need to talk to him.  Alone.
i'm jeff talley, the bristo chief of police.  so far as we know, your children are okay.	Chief Talley is the one who got you out.
just one question.  please.	He.  Can't.  Answer.
i'm not going to wake him.  i don't even know that i can.	Just one question.  Please.
smith!  wake up!	What are you doing?!  Stop that!
ain't gonna happen.  we've got unequal pupilation.  he could have an intracranial hematoma or a fracture or both.	Smith!  Wake up!
i'm the chief of police here.  i have to talk to him.	Ain't gonna happen.  We've got unequal pupilation.  He could have an intracranial hematoma or a fracture or both.
it's a crank, louise.  c'mon, don't waste my time with that!	His cell number belongs to the Smiths.  I think it's real, Chief.  I think this boy is inside that house.
we have a boy on the line.  he says he's thomas smith and he's calling from the house.	It's a crank, Louise.  C'mon, don't waste my time with that!
is something wrong with jane?	We have a boy on the line.  He says he's Thomas Smith and he's calling from the house.
what's that, chief?  say again.	Get everyone out here.  Then call the Sheriffs.  Tell them we have a possible hostage situation.
that's not enough.	What's that, Chief?  Say again.
where are they?	York Estates.  Four-five-five Castle Way. Anders and Jorgenson are on the way.
three white males shot junior.  mike followed them to york estates --	Where are they?
what are you talking about, shot?  what happened?	Three white males shot Junior.  Mike followed them to York Estates --
other people can hear us.  just call. <u>please</u>.	Stand by.
what's wrong with the radio?	Other people can hear us.  Just call. <u>Please</u>.
could you call me back on your phone? right away.	What's wrong with the radio?
did you find jane and mandy?	Could you call me back on your phone? Right away.
she didn't answer.	They might be at the house.  Keep trying and let me know.  I'm going to be here a little while longer.
you have her cell number?	She didn't answer.
i couldn't find jane.  she wasn't at the restaurant.	You have her cell number?
go.	I couldn't find Jane.  She wasn't at the restaurant.
chief, base.	Go.
i know the one.	Tell her I'm almost home.
call jane for me.  she's at the little thai place.	I know the one.
go, chief.	Call Jane for me.  She's at the little Thai place.
louise?	Go, Chief.
go, chief.	Get a phone number for the Smiths.
louise?	Go, Chief.
jesus christ, louise, we can't leave a crime scene like that.  put a unit out there.	We only have eight officers on duty, Chief.
i pulled mickey and dreyer off the minimart.	Jesus Christ, Louise, we can't leave a crime scene like that.  Put a unit out there.
he didn't say.	Then we don't know if she's part of this or not.  Mickey, you up?
did he say if she was shooting at him?	He didn't say.
chief?  mike said a young girl answered the door.	Did he say if she was shooting at him?
one at a time!  clear the air!  louise?  talk to me.  what do we have?	Junior Kim was DOA at the hospital.
let it go, captain.	Goddamned small town bullshit.
don't question me, captain!  this is <u>my</u> crime scene!	-- then when you get him, you damn near assault the man in the ambulance!  <u>What</u> <u>is going on</u>?
i'm not stupid!  you can't get out of here fast enough, then you take back command; you agree to wait on smith, then you risk everything in a stupid stunt to get him out --	Don't question me, Captain!  This is <u>my</u> crime scene!
i'm looking for you.  i need your tactical unit.	I'm not stupid!  You can't get out of here fast enough, then you take back command; you agree to wait on Smith, then you risk everything in a stupid stunt to get him out --
i want to know what in hell you're doing.	I'm looking for you.  I need your tactical unit.
excuse me?  <u>you</u> requested our help.  you turned over command --	And now I'm taking it back.  We're getting Smith out of the house.
you want me to stick around, i could --	You've been here all day, Chief.  Take a break.  See your family.  If I need you, I'll call.
then i think we should wait.  do you agree?	You want me to stick around, I could --
no.  he said that his father's unconscious; he didn't say he was dying.	Then I think we should wait.  Do you agree?
did the boy say that any of them are in immediate danger?	No.  He said that his father's unconscious; he didn't say he was dying.
they have security cameras.  rooney would see you coming.	Did the boy say that any of them are in immediate danger?
if we have a man dying in there, we'll have to go in.	They have security cameras.  Rooney would see you coming.
he says that his father's hurt.	If we have a man dying in there, we'll have to go in.
looks like you're bailing out at the right time.	That's why you get the big bucks, Captain.
if you go in, you can't use tear gas or flashbangs.  the whole place would go up.	Looks like you're bailing out at the right time.
jesus.  he must've siphoned it from the cars.	If you go in, you can't use tear gas or flashbangs.  The whole place would go up.
he says he has gasoline set to burn the place.	Jesus.  He must've siphoned it from the cars.
then get your men off the wall!  you breach that house, we're gonna have a bloodbath!  i <u>know</u> this guy, captain -- i can talk to him.	Order your men to stand down.
i've done it once or twice.  i blocked their phones to incoming calls, so you'll have to cut in a hard line to talk to him.	Maddox!  You got that?
sounds like you know the job.	I've done it once or twice.  I blocked their phones to incoming calls, so you'll have to cut in a hard line to talk to him.
don't crowd the house.  the alpha's a kid named rooney.  he's amped up and volatile.	Sounds like you know the job.
do it.	Don't crowd the house.  The alpha's a kid named Rooney.  He's amped up and volatile.
i'm talley.  who's in charge?	Laura Martin.  This is Will Maddox, the primary negotiator --
mickey?  call the state homicide bureau. don't touch anything, just sit back and wait.	Yes, sir.
chief, it's mikkelson.	Go, Mickey.
it's mine.  talley.	Chief, it's Mikkelson.
the truck is registered to dennis james rooney, white male, twenty-two.  he has an agua dulce address.	Contact the landlord.  I want to know employment, friends, family, anything we can find out about this guy.
go, mickey.	The truck is registered to Dennis James Rooney, white male, twenty-two.  He has an Agua Dulce address.
chief, mikkelson.	Go, Mickey.
it's right in front of us.	Run a DMV on the plate for the owner's name.
mike found a red pickup abandoned on flanders.  you see it?	It's right in front of us.
we're out two minutes, me and dreyer.	Mike found a red pickup abandoned on Flanders.  You see it?
where's the office?	Help me, goddamnit, we can get the disks later!
the kids are in here!	Where's the office?
those kids are in there with a fucking psychopath!  he <u>kills</u> people!	They've been in there all day.
not until the man calls.	Those kids are in there with a fucking psychopath!  He <u>kills</u> people!
we've got to get those kids out of there!	Not until the man calls.
you and i are gonna straighten this out with the sheriffs, and then we'll wait for the man to call.  when he gives the word, we move.	What does he have on you?  I know why I'm doing this, but what does he have on you?
what are you people going to do?	You and I are gonna straighten this out with the Sheriffs, and then we'll wait for the man to call.  When he gives the word, we move.
think of me that way and you won't fuck up.  i'll handle the sheriffs.	What are you people going to do?
special agent jones.	Think of me that way and you won't fuck up.  I'll handle the Sheriffs.
i asked you my name.  you just saw my commission slip.  what's my fucking name?	Special Agent Jones.
what?	I asked you my name.  You just saw my commission slip.  What's my fucking name?
what's my name?	What?
how do you people expect this to work? the sheriffs have a crisis response team here.	What's my name?
don't worry about what we used to be.	How do you people expect this to work? The Sheriffs have a Crisis Response Team here.
you used to be a cop.  all of you used to be cops.  i can tell by the way you move.	Don't worry about what we used to be.
in a few minutes the white phone is going to ring.  so let's get our shit straight before that happens.	You used to be a cop.  All of you used to be cops.  I can tell by the way you move.
don't be funny, chief.  you can't afford it.	In a few minutes the white phone is going to ring.  So let's get our shit straight before that happens.
are all of you named jones?	Don't be funny, Chief.  You can't afford it.
okay, here's mine.  my name is special agent jones.	Are all of you named Jones?
are the disks still in your room?	No!  They're right here --
who is it?	Charles G. Benza.  They're coming!
yeah!  here's a name.  this is somebody's personal tax --	Who is it?
try al.  see if you can open al.	Yeah!  Here's a name.  This is somebody's personal tax --
i don't see any people names.  it's all businesses.	Try Al.  See if you can open Al.
look for names.  does it say whose taxes they are?	I don't see any people names.  It's all businesses.
i opened marlon.  i think it's somebody's taxes.	Look for names.  Does it say whose taxes they are?
can you open them?	I opened Marlon.  I think it's somebody's taxes.
if i get rooney into the back of the house, can you find the disks without being caught?	Yes, sir.
i can get into the den.  the office is right across the hall.	If I get Rooney into the back of the house, can you find the disks without being caught?
can you get into the office?	I can get into the den.  The office is right across the hall.
i can get into the crawlspace from my closet and climb all over the house.	Can you get into the office?
i thought they locked you in your room.	I can get into the crawlspace from my closet and climb all over the house.
but i might be able to sneak into the office if they're not around.  then i could open the disks here in my room.	I thought they locked you in your room.
dennis won't let me go to the desk.  he makes me sit on the floor.	But I might be able to sneak into the office if they're not around.  Then I could open the disks here in my room.
i think he was working on them today, so they're probably in his office.  could you find them and see who they belong to?	Dennis won't let me go to the desk.  He makes me sit on the floor.
he has lots of disks.	I think he was working on them today, so they're probably in his office.  Could you find them and see who they belong to?
your dad has two computer disks.  they have funny names:  marlon and al.	He has lots of disks.
what do you want me to do?	Your dad has two computer disks.  They have funny names:  Marlon and Al.
i'm serious, thomas; i don't want you to get hurt.	What do you want me to do?
okay.	I'm serious, Thomas; I don't want you to get hurt.
i need your help with something.  but if you think those guys could catch you, then i don't want you to do it, okay?	Okay.
i think so.	I need your help with something.  But if you think those guys could catch you, then I don't want you to do it, okay?
the doctors are taking care of him right now.  thomas . . . are you safe?  can you talk?	I think so.
is my daddy okay?	The doctors are taking care of him right now.  Thomas . . . are you safe?  Can you talk?
i've got the boy on the phone.  he's using a cell phone.  what was that, son?  i didn't hear you.	If I try to climb out they'll see me on the security cameras.  They would see you outside, too --
they nailed the windows.  i can't get'm open.	I've got the boy on the phone.  He's using a cell phone.  What was that, son?  I didn't hear you.
that's on the second floor.  could you climb out your window if we were downstairs to catch you?	They nailed the windows.  I can't get'm open.
in my room.	That's on the second floor.  Could you climb out your window if we were downstairs to catch you?
where are you right now?	In my room.
we're okay.	Where are you right now?
how about you and your sister?	We're okay.
dennis hit him.  his head's all big and he won't wake up.  i'm really scared.	How about you and your sister?
slow down, thomas.  take it easy and talk to me.  was your father shot?	Dennis hit him.  His head's all big and he won't wake up.  I'm really scared.
thomas smith.  i'm in the house that's on tv.  dennis hit my dad and now he won't wake up.  you gotta help him.	Slow down, Thomas.  Take it easy and talk to me.  Was your father shot?
this is chief talley.  tell me your name, son.	Thomas Smith.  I'm in the house that's on TV.  Dennis hit my dad and now he won't wake up.  You gotta help him.
that would be glen howell.  he was on his way for the disks.	How do I reach him?
a man has my family.  gold watch here. dark tan.	That would be Glen Howell.  He was on his way for the disks.
then you have everything.  you can put them away.	A man has my family.  Gold watch here. Dark tan.
yes.	Then you have everything.  You can put them away.
did you find the disks?	Yes.
i don't know what you're talking about.	He's going to kill you.  Don't you know that?  He can't take the chance that you'll talk.
where are my children?	They're still in the house.
these disks . . . where are they?	Smith will know.
i have people in york estates right under your nose.  if you do <u>anything</u> except what i'm telling you, you'll get jane and amanda back in the mail.  we clear on that?	These disks . . . where are they?
you want . . . marlon and al.	I have people in York Estates right under your nose.  If you do <u>anything</u> except what I'm telling you, you'll get Jane and Amanda back in the mail.  We clear on that?
when this phone rings, you answer.  it will be me.  i'll tell you what to do. when i have what i want, you get your family.	You want . . . Marlon and Al.
you will re-assume command.  in two hours, a group of my people will arrive at york estates.  you will tell the sheriffs that they are an fbi tactical team.	When this phone rings, you answer.  It will be me.  I'll tell you what to do. When I have what I want, you get your family.
i can't control what happens.  the sheriffs are running the scene.	You will re-assume command.  In two hours, a group of my people will arrive at York Estates.  You will tell the Sheriffs that they are an FBI tactical team.
we want them.  you will not let anyone go into that house--or anything come out-- until my people recover these disks.	I can't control what happens.  The Sheriffs are running the scene.
marlon and al....	We want them.  You will not let anyone go into that house--or anything come out-- until my people recover these disks.
can we let go?  you past your shock and all that, we can turn you loose and you won't do something stupid?	You can let go.
what do you want?	These guys are going to take hold of you. Don't freak out.  It's for your own good.
don't just fuckin' sit there, dumbass. do you understand?	What do you want?
who are you?	Follow the Mustang.  We won't go far.
i'm the chief.  i don't carry it.	Who are you?
where's your gun?	I'm the Chief.  I don't carry it.
what do you mean by that?	You don't want another dead child on your conscience.
we're almost home, you and me.  keep your shit together.  this isn't l.a.	What do you mean by that?
your phony fbi assholes.	We're almost home, you and me.  Keep your shit together.  This isn't L.A.
my people are good to go.  you know who i mean?	Your phony FBI assholes.
i guess we do.	My people are good to go.  You know who I mean?
i guess we each have something the other wants.	I guess we do.
i'll go in that fuckin' house right now! i'll give those disks to the <u>real</u> fbi, you cocksuckingmotherfucker!!  and i've got <u>smith</u>!  <u>i've got smith</u>!!	I guess we each have something the other wants.
<u>you want a blowtorch on your daughter's</u> <u>pretty face</u>?!	I'll go in that fuckin' house right now! I'll give those disks to the <u>real</u> FBI, you COCKSUCKINGMOTHERFUCKER!!  And I've got <u>Smith</u>!  <u>I've got Smith</u>!!
do you think i'm going to let you <u>murder</u> someone?!	<u>You want a blowtorch on your daughter's</u> <u>pretty face</u>?!
you dumb fuckwad cop, you fucked up <u>bad</u>!	Do you think I'm going to let you <u>murder</u> someone?!
we, who is we?	A delegation.
paul, we would like to speak to you in your office.	We, who is we?
what happened?	They're killing everyone. The Lady Minister! The UN soldiers. They're at the gate.
can you get me into the ambassador's reception?	I'm sorry, it's a private function.
yes, benedict, what can i do?	Can you get me into the Ambassador's reception?
paul, paul, a moment please.	Yes, Benedict, what can I do?
paul...  ...i have to talk to you.	I'll be back.
also, could you remember to use the service entrance at all times?	Of course.
leave it to me.	Also, could you remember to use the service entrance at all times?
the hutu-tutsi thing. the bbc faxed to say they would be here on the sixth for the peace accords. and the u.n. wants the banquet room for that day, a reception to broadcast the signing ceremony. can you organize monitors and check the satellite dish?	Leave it to me.
excuse me?	The Hutu-Tutsi thing. The BBC faxed to say they would be here on the sixth for the peace accords. And the U.N. wants the banquet room for that day, a reception to broadcast the signing ceremony. Can you organize monitors and check the satellite dish?
that's what i came to talk to you about.	Excuse me?
no, bik, it's a code word for tutsis.	That's what I came to talk to you about.
gregoire, there are no cockroaches in this hotel, do you understand?	Cockroaches?
paul!	Gregoire will deal with it, excuse me.
don't be foolish. there's more money to be made here.	You want to buy anymore cockroaches ask for Captain Naramunju.
you will run into the hotel and hide behind the u.n.	I swear, Captain, one hundred thousand francs, enough for a house. I will get the money, you keep them outside.
i don't have it here. at the mille collines. i can get it for you.	You will run into the hotel and hide behind the U.N.
give me it.	I don't have it here. At the Mille Collines. I can get it for you.
i'll give you a hundred thousand francs for all of them.	Give me it.
and four children?	I'll give you a hundred thousand francs for all of them.
ten.	And four children?
how many in your family?	Six.
here, here, a thousand us dollars - fifty thousand francs for my family. to let us drive off to the mille collines.	How many in your family?
ten thousand francs for each one.	I don't have that much.
name a price.	Ten thousand francs for each one.
how much?	Name a price.
why not? these are not rebels, look at them. soon they will be worthless to you. why not take some money, for your work?	How much?
you want to pay me?	Why not? These are not rebels, look at them. Soon they will be worthless to you. Why not take some money, for your work?
please, i don't use guns.	There is nothing to it.
they are all tutsi cockroaches.	Let me explain.
captain, i must take my family. it is not safe here.	Where is your family?
of course.	Captain, I must take my family. It is not safe here.
do you know how to open the safe there?  our government needs to use the hotel and the room keys are in the safe. you must open it.	Of course.
i used to work at the diplomat.	Do you know how to open the safe there?  Our government needs to use the hotel and the room keys are in the safe. You must open it.
no. i work at the mille collines.	I used to work at the Diplomat.
you work at the hotel diplomat?	No. I work at the Mille Collines.
yes, it is a calamity for us all.	You work at the Hotel Diplomat?
you heard the tutsi cockroaches murdered our president.	Yes, it is a calamity for us all.
let me see your identity card.	You heard the Tutsi cockroaches murdered our president.
what is this about?	Let me see your identity card.
we are looking for you.	What is this about?
i am paul rusesabagina, a good friend of general bizimungu.	We are looking for you.
who are you?	I am Paul Rusesabagina, a good friend of General Bizimungu.
what was the response?	We're awaiting a decision, excuse me.
yes we have.	What was the response?
have you requested re-enforcements?	Yes we have.
yes. with some re-inforcements i'm confident we could impose order.	Have you requested re-enforcements?
if the un changes your mandate could you stop the bloodshed?	Yes. With some re-inforcements I'm confident we could impose order.
unfortunately we're here as peace-keepers not peace makers, we can't take an aggressive role.	If the UN changes your mandate could you stop the bloodshed?
we've heard reports of reprisal killings. will the un intervene to stop the bloodshed.?	Unfortunately we're here as peace-keepers not peace makers, we can't take an aggressive role.
no. but i fear it's intention may have been to kill the peace accords and spark a civil war between the hutu militia and the tutsi rebels.	We've heard reports of reprisal killings. Will the UN intervene to stop the bloodshed.?
do we know who fired the missile that killed the president?	No. But I fear it's intention may have been to kill the peace accords and spark a civil war between the Hutu Militia and the Tutsi rebels.
give me their uniforms. i will put people at the gate, in disguise.	I wish I could, Paul. Try to hold out.
no, paul, they're afraid. they've demanded to be moved back to headquarters now.	Give me their uniforms. I will put people at the gate, in disguise.
i can't. i have nothing left to bribe with. can your men at the gate hold out for another day?	No, Paul, they're afraid. They've demanded to be moved back to headquarters now.
paul, i need you to buy me a day or two. i don't have the fuel for this convoy. i will have to scrounge it.	I can't. I have nothing left to bribe with. Can your men at the gate hold out for another day?
what is it?	The rebels have fought their way into the city. They have many Hutu prisoners.
will you protect us.	I can't, I don't have the men.
that explains it. i'm sorry to tell you this but we've heard rumors the militia are getting ready to storm the hotel.	Will you protect us.
i ran out of bribes. bizimungu took them away.	That explains it. I'm sorry to tell you this but we've heard rumors the Militia are getting ready to storm the hotel.
yes. where are the rwandan police?	I ran out of bribes. Bizimungu took them away.
they fired a rocket at us.	Yes. Where are the Rwandan police?
their people?	They're only taking the whites.
you're fucking black! you're not even a nigger, you're african!  they're not staying to stop this thing. they're gonna fly right out of here with their people.	Their people?
don't bullshit me, paul. you're the smartest man here. you have them all eating out of your hand. you'd own this fucking hotel, except for one thing.	You're fucking black! You're not even a nigger, you're African!  They're not staying to stop this thing. They're gonna fly right out of here with their people.
i don't understand.	Don't bullshit me, Paul. You're the smartest man here. You have them all eating out of your hand. You'd own this fucking hotel, except for one thing.
we think you are dirt, less than dirt, worthless.	I don't understand.
excuse me, colonel.	We think you are dirt, less than dirt, worthless.
congratulations. you should spit in my face.	Excuse me, Colonel.
congratulations, colonel. you have saved us all.	Congratulations. You should spit in my face.
canadian club?	Congratulations, Colonel. You have saved us all.
anything. strong.	Canadian Club?
they murdered my soldiers. ten belgians who i sent to get the lady minister.	Where is she?
what's happening?	They murdered my soldiers. Ten Belgians who I sent to get the lady minister.
hold the line here. do not shoot! the colonel stabilizes the situation, his men watch the militia drive by. paul approaches oliver	What's happening?
yes sir, but these people  they cannot stay here. i've heard you have a refugee center at the airport stadium?	I'm sorry, I can't possibly take them Paul. I'm overrun with refugees. As soon as we can stabilize the situation we'll take them.
paul, i've sent my soldiers to rescue the lady prime minister, she'll need a room.	Yes sir, but these people  they cannot stay here. I've heard you have a refugee center at the airport Stadium?
yes, colonel monsieur xavier, the minister of finance.	Get him a room, but tell no one he is here.  Paul will look after you.
paul, you know who this is?	Yes, Colonel Monsieur Xavier, the Minister of Finance.
you will tell them the truth.	I will do nothing unless you help me now.
you think they will believe you?	You will tell them the truth.
i led no massacres.	You think they will believe you?
who will tell them? you need me to tell how you helped the hotel. the others who have gone, they blame you for all their misfortune. they say you led the massacres.	I led no massacres.
i committed no war crimes.	Who will tell them? You need me to tell how you helped the hotel. The others who have gone, they blame you for all their misfortune. They say you led the massacres.
if you do not help me, you will stay on that list.	I committed no war crimes.
you lie.	If you do not help me, you will stay on that list.
when the europeans left, their soldiers gathered lists.	You lie.
i am on a list! what list?	When the Europeans left, their soldiers gathered lists.
the americans, and the un they have you as a war criminal. you are on a list.	I am on a list! What list?
how so.	The Americans, and the UN they have you as a war criminal. You are on a list.
you are a marked man.	How so.
listen, you need me.	You are a marked man.
we are better here.	Listen, you need me.
i do not want to go to gitarama, general.	You cannot go back to the hotel. The crazy men are going there now. Better to come with me.
i am going to do you a great favor.  i am going to take you with us to gitarama.	I do not want to go to Gitarama, General.
please, general, call and put your policemen back at the gate.	I am going to do you a great favor.  I am going to take you with us to Gitarama.
pack those carefully, put them in my jeep, and guard them.	Please, General, call and put your policemen back at the gate.
i hope we all get to do many things. can we go now?	Pack those carefully, put them in my jeep, and guard them.
wonderful country, wonderful golf. i wonder - will i ever go back? what do you think?	I hope we all get to do many things. Can we go now?
no, sir.	Wonderful country, wonderful golf. I wonder - will I ever go back? What do you think?
ishca baha - the water of life. i went on a tour once of the finest single malt distillery in the world. have you ever been to scotland?	No, sir.
no.	Ishca Baha - the water of life. I went on a tour once of the finest single malt distillery in the world. Have you ever been to Scotland?
you know what the scottish call it?	No.
when?	Today.
we have decided to move the government to gitarama.	When?
what do you mean, general?	We have decided to move the government to Gitarama.
they can go where they want. they are in charge now.	What do you mean, General?
where are they going?	They can go where they want. They are in charge now.
after the diplomat! paul clambers in the back.	Where are they going?
your police are at the gate?	After the Diplomat! Paul clambers in the back.
get in.	Your police are at the gate?
we must go to the diplomat.	Get in.
bring back your policemen...	We must go to the Diplomat.
i'll be over.	Bring back your policemen...
the finest, and cognac, champagne. come and i will get them for you.	I'll be over.
whiskey?	The finest, and cognac, champagne. Come and I will get them for you.
general, sir. i am glad to find you. i have found you some supplies.	Whiskey?
you have cockroaches dancing on tables and you tell me the cellar is empty? did they drink my whiskey?	No. We have no way of finding other stock but I have money for you from the guests.
i'm sorry, general. the cellar is empty.	You have cockroaches dancing on tables and you tell me the cellar is empty? Did they drink my whiskey?
where are my supplies?	I'm sorry, General. The cellar is empty.
you said you had no whiskey.	Please, I have money. They're driving into an ambush, it's on the radio.
please, general, i will give you money, whiskey.	You said you had no whiskey.
i am strong, paul, like a lion.	I wish I were like you. Look at my staff, they won't work, they listen to no one.
i admire you, general. how do you keep command of your men amidst such madness?	I am strong, Paul, like a lion.
i will see what i can do.	I admire you, General. How do you keep command of your men amidst such madness?
the front gate would be best, general.	I will see what I can do.
if i were to spare a few policemen, where would i station them?	The front gate would be best, General.
well rewarded those were his words.	If I were to spare a few policemen, where would I station them?
he did.	Well rewarded Those were his words.
i understand general, but when i last talked to the president of sabena he promised me that anyone who helped protect belgian property would be rewarded.	He did.
the police are very busy.	I understand General, but when I last talked to the president of Sabena he promised me that anyone who helped protect Belgian property would be rewarded.
i am worried about thieves and criminals coming into the hotel. perhaps you could arrange for some police to guard us.	The police are very busy.
the americans! who are they to put us on trial. let us imagine paul when their president kennedy was shot, they said it was a black man. then their politicians, their radio stations gave orders we must wipe out these black people before they wipe out us. what do you think would have happened? no different.	Indeed, general. Excuse me momentarily.
'snatch them up and put on a war crimes trial. lock them all away forever. no political risk, and big publicity.' that's what he said.  i thought i'd better tell you.	The Americans! Who are they to put us on trial. Let us imagine Paul when their president Kennedy was shot, they said it was a black man. Then their politicians, their radio stations gave orders we must wipe out these black people before they wipe out us. What do you think would have happened? No different.
the high command? our high command?	'Snatch them up and put on a war crimes trial. Lock them all away forever. No political risk, and big publicity.' That's what he said.  I thought I'd better tell you.
the american said intervention is too costly, better to get photographic evidence and snatch up the high command.	The high command? Our high command?
and what will they do with these satellites?	The American said intervention is too costly, better to get photographic evidence and snatch up the high command.
yes, they can photograph the epaulets on your shoulder.	And what will they do with these satellites?
satellites?	Yes, they can photograph the epaulets on your shoulder.
satellites.	Satellites?
watch everything? how? they are gone.	Satellites.
the american assured the colonel that they would watch everything.	Watch everything? How? They are gone.
what did they say?	The American assured the colonel that they would watch everything.
a discussion between an american embassy official and a un colonel.	What did they say?
what did you overhear?	A discussion between an American Embassy official and a UN Colonel.
yes, general. i am glad you came by. i overheard something that i think you should know about.	What did you overhear?
the united nations. madmen are on the streets, paul. but i will take care of you.  your cellar is well-stocked, right?	Yes, General. I am glad you came by. I overheard something that I think you should know about.
the united nations are still here.	The United Nations. Madmen are on the streets, Paul. But I will take care of you.  Your cellar is well-stocked, right?
as long as it is scotch.  your white friends have abandoned you, paul.	The United Nations are still here.
i'm sorry it is not glenmorangie.	As long as it is scotch.  Your white friends have abandoned you, Paul.
it's a single malt, glenmorangie. i thought you'd like it. anything you need, gentlemen, let me know.	Oh, Paul, talk to the coat check, please.
paul, this scotch is exceptional.	It's a single malt, Glenmorangie. I thought you'd like it. Anything you need, gentlemen, let me know.
let's go.	Take the river road back. It is clear.
) you cannot kill them all.	Why not? We are half way there already.
their money is no good to them. soon all the ineysi will be dead.	) You cannot kill them all.
what do you mean george?	Their money is no good to them. Soon all the Ineysi will be dead.
no whiskey, no spirits. your rich cockroaches at the hotel, they will have to do without their scotch. anyway, i have bled that cow enough paul.	What do you mean George?
you have no whiskey?	No whiskey, no spirits. Your rich cockroaches at the hotel, they will have to do without their scotch. Anyway, I have bled that cow enough Paul.
beer yes, but no whiskey.	You have no whiskey?
i need rice, beans, beer, and your best whiskey.	Beer yes, but no whiskey.
everything is double the price now, you do understand that?	I need rice, beans, beer, and your best whiskey.
a bargain buy, from china. ten cents each, i'll get a dollar.	At least.
very good.	I am always glad to see you Paul.
business is good at the hotel?	Very good.
time is money, george. we need extra beer today.	Business is good at the hotel?
politics is power, paul. and money.	Time is money, George. We need extra beer today.
i will try my best george but these days i have no time for rallies or politics.	Politics is power, Paul. And money.
go! what the fuck sort of journalists are we, running from a war? i'm ashamed. are you? well, are ya'?	Youre drunk.
lets go, jock.	Go! What the fuck sort of journalists are we, running from a war? I'm ashamed. Are you? Well, are ya'?
here, have a sandwich.	Fuck you.
you fucking see that!	Oh my God!
what is it?	You fucking see that!
holy shit! holy shit.	What is it?
satellite feed.	Great.  No kidding, When will they be here? Excellent. Yes, call then.
ground rules! where the fuck do you think you are, wimbledon?	We cover the story from here until we can get proper protection.
were not going outside the hotel grounds unless we have an armored car. that's the ground rules.	Ground rules! Where the fuck do you think you are, Wimbledon?
for fuck's sake, gloria there's a big news story out there! we need to get out and cover it.	Were not going outside the hotel grounds unless we have an armored car. That's the ground rules.
very soon.	Thank God.
when will they be here?	Very soon.
the news room has heard that the french and the belgians are putting together an intervention force.	When will they be here?
good. i'd like to book a massage.	Of course.
the fifth room is your broadcast room.	Good. I'd like to book a massage.
great, i really need a shower.	Just give me a moment to get your keys.
are you sure this is the river road?	I saw the sign.
the fog is too heavy, sir.	Just drive, Gregoire.
for supplies, you drive.	The fog is too heavy, sir.
where are we going, sir?	For supplies, you drive.
please, except my humblest apologies...	Don't worry. I have a job this morning. I must go to visit my good friend George Rutagunda. You know George?
gregoire it is good to see you back to work.	Please, except my humblest apologies...
i am in charge now. get back to work or i'll fire you.	Let me ask you Mr. Manager, do you notice a smell of cockroaches? If I were to leave this room, I'm sure I could find this smell. I know people who could cleanse it. But maybe it doesn't bother you? Why is that? Are used to this smell? Not me, I need a clean room to escape it.
i don't have to listen to you anymore.	I am in charge now. Get back to work or I'll fire you.
get out of this room and get back to work.	I don't have to listen to you anymore.
mr. manager.	Gregoire, what are you doing here?
there are no more rooms.	Give me the phone.
this is a rolex, i can't take it.	Take it for Christ sake. I wish it was a fucking aeroplane.
i know that, paul. i'm sorry.	This is a Rolex, I can't take it.
i would never do that.	I know that, Paul. I'm sorry.
give her what she wants, room, food, anything. charge it all. don't you put her out, paul.	I would never do that.
perfect timing.	This goes out live?
can we phone them in, paul?	I'm afraid I can't do that, Mr. Daglish.
i'm sorry, mr. daglish, this is the mille collines. no working girls here.	Can we phone them in, Paul?
did you bring any of those wee girls who used to sit at the bar in the diplomat with you? you know?	I'm sorry, Mr. Daglish, this is the Mille Collines. No working girls here.
promoted. house manager.	Good for you.  We're having a little trouble, Paul. We booked five rooms, but...
they moved you from the diplomat?	Promoted. House Manager.
i am delighted to see you, mr. daglish.	They moved you from the Diplomat?
paul, how the hell are ya'?	I am delighted to see you, Mr. Daglish.
rusesabagina. paul rusesabagina.	I will remember that name.  Let's go.
don't lie to me. what's your name?	Rusesabagina. Paul Rusesabagina.
call, sir?	Don't lie to me. What's your name?
who did you call?	Call, sir?
that will take time.	You don't have time. If I do not have the names, so that I can pick out the traitors, then I will kill everyone here in this car park. Get in there now.
are you trying to make a fool of me? there are no europeans left in that hotel. get me the names of all the cockroaches in there.	That will take time.
the guest list. it hasn't been updated since the murder of the president.	Are you trying to make a fool of me? There are no Europeans left in that hotel. Get me the names of all the cockroaches in there.
anderson, arthurs, boulier. what is this?	The guest list. It hasn't been updated since the murder of the president.
it's an order. get everyone out now.	I...ah...need some time. Please give us twenty, thirty minutes. People are sleeping.
why sir?	It's an order. Get everyone out now.
everyone must leave the hotel now.	Why sir?
yes, sir. what is wrong?	Everyone must leave the hotel now.
you are the manager?	Yes, sir. What is wrong?
show us the manager. he wears a suit.	They have him in the lobby, go quickly.
how much?	One thousand francs.
no. but i make cards. would you like me to make you two cards?	How much?
you have our cards.	No. But I make cards. Would you like me to make you two cards?
what cards?	You have our cards.
our cards, please.	What cards?
what?	Our cards, please.
excuse me.	What?
show me your id	Excuse me.
he will be here.	Show me your ID
the commander is not here.	He will be here.
we are to meet mr. rutagunda.	The commander is not here.
what do you want?	We are to meet Mr. Rutagunda.
everyone is dead there. the dogs eat the bodies in the street. i have to go.	I will give you my house.
how do you know?	Everyone is dead there. The dogs eat the bodies in the street. I have to go.
no, it is impossible. that side of town has been destroyed in the fighting. the children are dead.	How do you know?
i need one last favor. go back and get the twins.	No, it is impossible. That side of town has been destroyed in the fighting. The children are dead.
it is dangerous to be here. the radio says this is a nest of cockroaches.	I need one last favor. Go back and get the twins.
was there blood?	No blood. As I left a neighbor, an old woman, waved to me. I went to her house. She has the little girls. They are safe.
this would be an enormous favor to me. i am a man of means, mr. garandi. when this nonsense is over i will be most grateful.	I will see what I can do.
no, no. this is a very dangerous part of town. i cannot do this.	This would be an enormous favor to me. I am a man of means, Mr. Garandi. When this nonsense is over I will be most grateful.
i need you to go to this address and bring my brother-in-law and his family.	No, no. This is a very dangerous part of town. I cannot do this.
i need a great favor.	I need you to go to this address and bring my brother-in-law and his family.
terrible times, paul. there are bodies everywhere. i cannot stay here.	I need a great favor.
they should go one truck at a time. when the first truck gets through to the airport, then the others will follow.	We can't wait. We all go together or not at all.
this time the militia will kill us.	They will surely kill us here. It's over here. We have to take the chance.
pack the bags, we have to move.	Also, this is your bill for the last week.
yes they are. however if the army return they will expect important people such as yourself to be in these grand rooms.	Pack the bags, we have to move.
the third floor are low class rooms.	Yes they are. However if the army return they will expect important people such as yourself to be in these grand rooms.
i'm going to put you on the third floor.	The third floor are low class rooms.
move? where to?	I'm going to put you on the third floor.
i'm afraid you will have to move room.	Move? Where to?
i will need a suite.	Of course.
oh, my babies.	Anais, it is so good to see you.
what's wrong?	I have to go to the Diplomat.
the diplomat! tatiana wakens, startled.	What's wrong?
please do not talk like this.	We have to. If I do not come, you must take them all by the hands and jump.
our children cannot see us die first. if the militia comes, you must hurry up to the roof. i will meet you there.	Please do not talk like this.
what sort of plan?	Our children cannot see us die first. If the Militia comes, you must hurry up to the roof. I will meet you there.
we have to have a plan.	What sort of plan?
we are almost out of water.	We are almost out of everything.
i love you. keep the children safe.	Paul! Then another voice.
i will follow on the next plane. go.	I love you. Keep the children safe.
let me go. children get off.	I will follow on the next plane. Go.
no! sit down now.	I cannot leave these people. I will wait for the twins.
i have to stay.	No! Sit down now.
get on the truck, tatiana.	No.
ask them to wait a little longer. for the twins.	Get on the truck, Tatiana.
a little longer, paul?	We wait until 7:00. If he is not here with the twins he is not coming. We leave. That was your promise. Go help the children.
please, please try one more time.	I'll try but we have to leave, with or without them. I want you to promise.
we have to get out of here tatiana.	Please, please try one more time.
i will not leave without the twins.	We have to get out of here Tatiana.
a volkswagen.	A Volkswagen!
i want to know.	A Volkswagen.
what does it matter.	I want to know.
what sort of car?	What does it matter.
a car.	What sort of car?
tell me what it was.	A car.
it was substantial.	Tell me what it was.
what was the bribe?  what am i worth to you?	It was substantial.
to be closer. so that i could marry you.	What was the bribe?  What am I worth to you?
why?	To be closer. So that I could marry you.
i bribed the minister of health to have you transferred to kigali.	Why?
what?	I bribed the Minister of Health to have you transferred to Kigali.
i had you transferred to kigali.	What?
yes.	I had you transferred to Kigali.
yes, when you worked as the nurse.	Yes.
in ruhengeri?	Yes, when you worked as the nurse.
i have a confession. when we met...	In Ruhengeri?
i hear we must pay for everything. how much for this?	A kiss.
it's alright. this is the only place i can find some peace.	I hear we must pay for everything. How much for this?
please, paul, why do we have to go to the roof?	It's alright. This is the only place I can find some peace.
you cannot go alone.	I'm not going alone. I'll take Gregoire with me. He's a good Hutu, and he wants to impress me now.
i have to, tatiana, we are only as valuable as the service we provide.	You cannot go alone.
no, no.	I have to, Tatiana, we are only as valuable as the service we provide.
to rutagunda's place. it is close by.	No, no.
go out! where?	To Rutagunda's place. It is close by.
i have to go out to get food.	Go out! Where?
what's the matter?	We're running out of beer and other supplies.
maybe gregoire and the witch ate it.	What's the matter?
so where is the lamb?	Maybe Gregoire and the witch ate it.
lynch bages, 84. perfect with lamb, or fine rare beef.	So where is the lamb?
what for paul.	Do as I say. I will be there soon.
go to the roof now.	What for Paul.
your card says hutu. take our children, go and get the twins, pay money at the roadblocks. get them out. please.	Enough of this. We stay together. Let me rest, I will feel better then.
what are you saying, tatsi?	Your card says Hutu. Take our children, go and get the twins, pay money at the roadblocks. Get them out. Please.
you could leave, paul.	What are you saying, Tatsi?
but who is left?	I don't know. Colonel Oliver says the UN has three hundred soldiers for the whole country. Black soldiers, Pakistanis.
listen to me woman. i said all the whites are leaving. the french, the italians, even the belgian un soldiers.	But who is left?
what about us?	We have been abandoned.
they are being evacuated.	What about us?
my sister is dead, paul. they would not leave the children.	No. They are not dead. Stop this.
this is not bad news, tatsi. perhaps they fled or could not make it home. there is hope.	Please go back, bring the children to us.
he needs to be in a safe place.  have you heard from mr. garindi?	Give him time.
how can we help him.	He needs to be in a safe place.  Have you heard from Mr. Garindi?
no, odette says he's in shock.	How can we help him.
has roger spoken yet?	No, Odette says he's in shock.
no answer. please send someone to get them, please.	I'll try.
any luck?	No answer. Please send someone to get them, please.
it will do just fine.	Any luck?
this won't do.	It will do just fine.
i will not have them on my conscience. they will stay in my room.	Zozo, get a key for two staff bedrooms. Put these people in them.
what!	I will not have them on my conscience. They will stay in my room.
what are you going to do? you cannot drive them out onto the road. they can stay with me.	What!
them. they almost got us all killed. i have done enough for them! we cannot look after them anymore.	What are you going to do? You cannot drive them out onto the road. They can stay with me.
paul, don't let them die.	Get in.
what is it, paul.	Stay with the children.
oh, my god!	Where are you hurt, son?
please, paul, 'til first light.	Dawn. Then they go.
they know you are tutsi!	Please, Paul, 'til first light.
please. let them stay 'til morning. the militia will not come here, they know you are a hutu with influence.	They know you are Tutsi!
send them home. we are not the police. what do we have to protect them?	Please. Let them stay 'til morning. The militia will not come here, they know you are a Hutu with influence.
they came through the bushes, over the wall. what could i do?	Send them home. We are not the police. What do we have to protect them?
is every tutsi in the neighborhood here?	They came through the bushes, over the wall. What could I do?
i sent them home. go and call them.	I tried already. The phones do not work.
where are thomas and fedens?	I sent them home. Go and call them.
the president has been murdered.	Murdered! By whom?
paul! paul's eyes adjust, he recognizes many of his neighbors, all crowded into this small room. then he sees their friends odette and her husband jean baptiste.	Jean Baptiste!
they do not have your connections.	Connections? I have no connections, only favors. If I call to help Victor, a General will think "Paul Rusesabagina is a fool. He thinks my favors are so numerous and so insignificant as to waste them on everybody." Then my hard work is doubly squandered. I insult the General and I do not get to use my favor at all. Please leave these things to my good judgment.
he was not family. family is all that matters. do you think if you or i were being dragged from here, any one of them would lift a finger to help us?	They do not have your connections.
victor was not a stranger, he was our neighbor.	He was not family. Family is all that matters. Do you think if you or I were being dragged from here, any one of them would lift a finger to help us?
no, i could not. what do you know about favors tatiana, about barter and deals?	Victor was not a stranger, he was our neighbor.
you could have asked for a favor.	No, I could not. What do you know about favors Tatiana, about barter and deals?
i couldn't help.	You could have asked for a favor.
why didn't you call your contacts in the army?	I couldn't help.
no.	We must do something.
call your friends in the army. call someone. victor is harmless. this is a mistake.	Please, be quiet.
what?	Call your friends in the army. Call someone. Victor is harmless. This is a mistake.
do something.	What?
simon, next door, the charingas' boy.	Homework?
let's have dinner first.	Of course.
he wants your wisdom.	Let's have dinner first.
thomas wants advice?	He wants your wisdom.
your brother's here?	Yes, with Fedens and the children.
i asked odette to take a look at little anais. she has a rash.	Your brother's here?
good evening, odette, who is sick this time?	I asked Odette to take a look at little Anais. She has a rash.
why?	I can give you many political answers Paul but the truth is that Africa is not worth a single vote to all of them: French, British, Americans.
paul, i pleaded with the president to go in and get you all. he told me it will not happen.	Why?
thank you, sir, you saved our lives.	Paul, I pleaded with the president to go in and get you all. He told me it will not happen.
i managed to get the president of france on the phone.	Thank you, sir, you saved our lives.
very well. but if this thing gets worse, we must close. if there's anything you need, call anytime.	There is one thing I need right away.
paul rusesabagina, mr. godefroid. the house manager. i met you on your last visit.	Yes, Paul, I remember. The Mille Collines is a very important property for Sabena. Our directors believe we should close down, shutter the place until this unrest is over?
can i have your name again?	Paul Rusesabagina, Mr. Godefroid. The house manager. I met you on your last visit.
what is this about no water?	It's true, sir, the water has been turned off.
when?	As the trucks go.
i saw gregoire make a call, sir?	When?
thank you, sir.	Let us remember this night and tell the world that even in hell there are good people.
you are my family now, zozo, my brother. i will get you out of here.	Thank you, sir.
how much beer?	Many beers.
sir, gregoire has been taking beers.	How much beer?
where has all our beer gone?	Sir, Gregoire has been taking beers.
what are you doing?	The lieutenant wants the register.
what do we do with all these people?	Open up the ballroom, we'll put them there. And Zozo tell the kitchen to make rice and beans - a lot of it.
where's housekeeping? they won't pick up.	Sir, no one wants to work. They say the boss has left.
he has taken the presidential suite.	What! Paul storms off.
where are the receptionists? where's gregoire?	He has taken the presidential suite.
twelve are dead.	How dead?
sit up, smile, zozo, don't attract attention to yourself.	Boss, some of those men are my neighbors, they know I'm Tutsi.
you have taken business class?	Many times.
maybe. but in business class there are fine wines, linens, belgian chocolates.	You have taken business class?
that is why they call it coach?	Maybe. But in business class there are fine wines, linens, Belgian chocolates.
it depends where you sit zozo. in coach it is like the bus to giterama.	That is why they call it coach?
what is it like to fly on a plane, sir?	It depends where you sit Zozo. In coach it is like the bus to Giterama.
you are with me, zozo, don't worry.	What is it like to fly on a plane, sir?
beg your pardon sir, you are hutu. you are safe there.	You are with me, Zozo, don't worry.
what's wrong?	Beg your pardon sir, you are Hutu. You are safe there.
rutaganda's place?	What's wrong?
the french. they supply the rwandan army.	Paul, do everything you can to buy time. I will call you back.
paul, if you have one call in all the world to stop this, who would you call?	The French. They supply the Rwandan army.
yes, thank you mr. president.	Paul, if you have one call in all the world to stop this, who would you call?
paul, are you there?	Yes, thank you Mr. President.
the staff and guests! how many?	Now we have eight hundred guests and one hundred staff. I have ten minutes left.
the staff, the guests.	The staff and guests! How many?
all. what do you mean all?	The staff, the guests.
i do not know, sir. i think they will kill us all.	All. What do you mean all?
out? where are you going?	I do not know, sir. I think they will kill us all.
we have a big problem. the hutu army have come and ordered us all of us out of the hotel.	Out? Where are you going?
paul. are you alright?	We have a big problem. The Hutu army have come and ordered us all of us out of the hotel.
where?	On the street.
there are soldiers.	Where?
please, papa, i have a secret path.	Who is this Simon?
no, i don't want you going on the street.	Please, papa, I have a secret path.
simon has a new pet. can i go see it?	No, I don't want you going on the street.
why the hurry, roger?	Simon has a new pet. Can I go see it?
thank you, roger.	Why the hurry, Roger?
for food and clothes, and all that grows, etc, etc. dear lord, thank you.	Thank you, Roger.
i don't know.	Go downstairs, I will help you.
what is his room number?	I don't know.
i'm looking for moses seradungu's room.	What is his room number?
can i help you?	I'm looking for Moses Seradungu's room.
moses, moses seradungu.	Can I help you?
and how the hell are we going to do that?	Okay: this may sound crazy, but --
but they didn't see it happen, they still have doubts. what we need is another body, and steven's bloody hands right next to it!	And how the hell are we going to do that?
how much more do they need than your death at his hands?	But they didn't see it happen, they still have doubts. What we need is another body, and Steven's bloody hands right next to it!
-- but nobody has yet, donald. they just haven't been brought to that breaking point. they have to believe proof-positive that their lives are in danger.	How much more do they need than your death at his hands?
it's not, baby. just a matter of minutes now, before somebody pulls the trigger --	-- but nobody has yet, Donald. They just haven't been brought to that breaking point. They have to believe proof-positive that their lives are in danger.
-- the whole thing is falling apart!	It's not, baby. Just a matter of minutes now, before somebody pulls the trigger --
-- bullshit --	-- the whole thing is falling apart!
-- there's plenty: for all we know, steven's got her spying on us right now --	-- bullshit --
-- price killed her, there's no other explanation --	-- there's plenty: for all we know, Steven's got her spying on us right now --
so we don't even know if she's alive or dead --	-- Price killed her, there's no other explanation --
not yet.	So we don't even know if she's alive or dead --
-- there's already been way too many complications for a very simple plan. you ever find out what happened to melissa marr?	Not yet.
it's complicated. but don't worry --	-- there's already been way too many complications for a very simple plan. You ever find out what happened to Melissa Marr?
so what stopped her?	It's complicated. But don't worry --
-- or might turn out to be -- very big surprise -- that jenzen girl. the little bitch has the right stuff. she nearly put a bullet in price right after your "demise."	So what stopped her?
-- the james dean wannabe with the hair trigger --	-- or might turn out to be -- very big surprise -- that Jenzen girl. The little bitch has the right stuff. She nearly put a bullet in Price right after your "demise."
"but you didn't, ma'am. we have all these witnesses that saw..." well, whoever it ends up being that finally shoots him --	-- the James Dean wannabe with the hair trigger --
-- "oh, no, officer, i'm very much alive -- just a joke to beat my husband at his own clever game -- what? what do you mean he's dead? it's all my fault, i may as well have killed him myself!"	"But you didn't, Ma'am. We have all these witnesses that saw..." well, whoever it ends up being that finally shoots him --
still alive, but it's just a matter of time. and then will come your miraculous resurrection --	-- "oh, no, Officer, I'm very much alive -- just a joke to beat my husband at his own clever game -- What? What do you mean he's dead? It's all my fault, I may as well have killed him myself!"
and what's steven's status?	Still alive, but it's just a matter of time. And then will come your miraculous resurrection --
convinced all those that needed convincing: you're an official dead lady.	And what's Steven's status?
you're the doctor, sweetheart. 'guess the atropine worked, then.	Convinced all those that needed convincing: you're an official dead lady.
easy. you've got to keep still for a bit, the last thing we need is a coronary.	You're the Doctor, sweetheart. 'Guess the atropine worked, then.
i'm confused.	No need for divorce and that messy division-of-assets thing when they kick before you do.
oh, he's got no problem with that: i'm his fourth.	I'm confused.
not too big on it myself -- but then again, not on marriage either.	Oh, he's got no problem with that: I'm his fourth.
we'd've been splitsville years ago, with me the richest single woman in recorded history -- but steven doesn't "believe" in divorce.	Not too big on it myself -- but then again, not on marriage either.
take a bow, steven, you've outdone yourself tonight -- scared holy hell out of even me.	If that's the fact, Price, okay, you've had your fun -- now open the goddamn --
oh dear.	If you don't calm the hell down I'm gonna strap you in for electro-shock!
jesus h. christ!	Oh dear.
why in god's name wasn't this thing removed years ago??	It was on my Dad's list of "things to do." But the House did him first.
pritchett, take it down a couple hundred decibels, what is your problem?	Problem? No problem -- just want to get my money and get on home -- you know, things to see, people to do?
mr. price? mrs. price? somebody? hello??	Pritchett, take it down a couple hundred decibels, what is your problem?
part of the original structure. when it was still an asylum. guy who ran the place -- dr. vannacutt -- found it "inspirational." from some german cathedral a million years ago: "driving the demons from the mind."	I'm moved beyond words.
not at all!	Part of the original structure. When it was still an asylum. Guy who ran the place -- Dr. Vannacutt -- found it "inspirational." From some German cathedral a million years ago: "Driving the Demons From the Mind."
more of price's spook-house bullshit.	Not at all!
if you don't mind me asking... who are you?	Name's Pritchett. Watson Pritchett. I own the house, my father built it. And now I just need to get you into it. So...
don't think it'll be a problem.	C'mon.
now what do we do? we've got to hold him somewhere 'til the police --	-- the "Saturation Chamber." Where he wanted to put me.
more the merrier.	No. I'm going back to try and find Ms. Marr. If she's hurt, I'll tend to her. Dead, then I'm coming back for him.
something just must've...frightened her, that's all.	Yeah...something.
oh, for chrissake --	-- uh, excuse me, just one quick question? How long before this damn thing unseals itself?
looks like we're it.	More to the point. Where's our host?
if there really is someone else in this house, i think the four of us can handle the situation.	I think one of you has been part and parcel of making this situation!
oh, really: who?	Didn't catch his or her name, just followed them down here. Somebody all in white surgical gown.
-- what was he doing here?	Running all the bells and whistles we set up to scare hell out of everybody --
upstairs, too. come with me, i'll show you another body, a friend of mine named schecter --	-- what was he doing here?
i'm sorry --	-- she's not dead! Just have to get her heart pumping aqain!
where is it??	I don't know!!
accidents. fatal. each of your prior wives, so we've been informed.	Can't imagine by who. I don't suppose the truth would interest you: that I've never had another wife but Evelyn.
excuse me?	Accidents. Fatal. Each of your prior wives, so we've been informed.
three times, to be exact.	Excuse me?
even if i were inclined, i've had better -- and a lot safer -- opportunities to kill off a wife.	Three times, to be exact.
what?	Is she alright?
melissa!	Ms. Marr!
there must be some other way out.	Well, until that's found, I think it's a good idea we all stick together.  Or wouldn't that fit into your plans, baby?
i got an engraved -- literally -- invitation -- with my name --	-- I'm sure you did.
you're not my list.	I got an engraved -- literally -- invitation -- with my name --
just for the record: what are the rest of your names?	Donald W. Blackburn, M.D.
what are you playing here, price?	A very, very scary game. But then look at the bright side: if there's only one of you still upright at dawn, you'll be leaving here with five million dollars in your pocket.
i'll stay, if it'll ease your mind.	You sure? You'll be alright by yourself?
shouldn't somebody like, stand guard or something -- just in case?	I'll stay, if it'll ease your mind.
-- i did: down here.	And I think that's case --
yeah, what the hell, i'll go.	Yeah, me too.
put it this way: if it's your face on that tape, mr. moses, we're one gunshot away from solving all our problems --	-- fuck you!
this thing's going nowhere.	If this is someone's idea of a joke --
nice touch, pritchett: subtle.	As a tumor.
pritchett!	Over here!
pritchett, is that you?	Up here --
if you know where it is, get there!	Me? You've gotta be kidding.
hail mary, full of grace -- the house is growing!	It's not going to let us out!
what?	Okay -- I'll admit it: I'm totally, clinically insane. But I'm still the only one who actually got a check tonight. It's yours -- if you just get me the hell out of here now.
uhhhh...	What?
oh. jesus.	Poor Mr. Price --
how's a goddamn building gonna send out invitations?	What's life, anyway? Waves...? Sound...? Light...? Electricity...? I don't know... Phone lines...?
price didn't make the guest list... the house did. it wants vengeance.	How's a goddamn building gonna send out invitations?
shit, pritchett!!!	Price didn't make the guest list... The house did. It wants vengeance.
what's down there?	The...Fourth of July.
-- of this place, goddamnit, pritchett!	Yes.
hey! where'd you guys go?	Left, goddamnit!
did it work?	Hey! Where'd you guys go?
new wrinkle on an old theory for treating schizophrenia. 19th century, i think: what would drive a sane man mad should make a madman sane. the vannacutt version was: bombard the patient with aural and visual stimuli far more frightening than any hallucination they could ever produce, it'd traumatize 'em back to "normalcy."	Did it work?
so you're saying as long as that door stays locked, we're okay?	Hell NO!! The House will kill ya!
what is it? what's in there?	The Soul of the House. Everything that's corrupt about it... My father trapped it in there just before he died. You see, he purchased the house to restore it... We were going to live here... Nothing can live here. I was just a kid... The first time I saw it, I thought it was beautiful... It was just a dark mist turning into the corner of the room... then it started to move... then death started to happen... First the workers.. six in all... then my father...
what's in there?	Nothing.
-- well, let's hear it for small miracles --	-- but I imagine we'll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then.
a cleaning crew's supposed to arrive at 9:30 tomorrow morning -- i think the power of the house fades at dawn.	-- well, let's hear it for small miracles --
so, what? you're saying we're stuck here the rest of our lives?	A cleaning crew's supposed to arrive at 9:30 tomorrow morning -- I think the power of the house fades at dawn.
you said that was an accident.	I lied. The House is alive and we're all gonna die.
you're totally full of shit, aren't you?	You'll never know 'til you walk through that door!
'less the place really is haunted.	Nonsense! Just bad press. All the deaths that occurred inside -- my own father's included -- all perfectly normal fatal accidents.
i wanna know first: to what do i owe this honor? i mean, i never even heard of this guy.	I'm just the Greeter -- and in that capacity, I now urge you all strongly to --
-- closed.	Pritchett, you're not joining this necktie party?
-- the stained glass --	-- yeah, we did that --
oh, jesus....	Adrenaline -- in your bag, Blackburn, you must have --
prove it.	Prove it how?
married. once. same woman. all these years. she just slithered up the stairs.	Prove it.
evelyn, could you just zip it for a moment? it looks like we're stuck here 'til morning -- let's make the best of it.	Best of a nightmare.
i'll meet you down there.	Take the gun.
this is nuts.	Yeah. But, hey, anybody who's not "comfortable" with the rules, you're free to walk, anytime. Seven digits poorer, goes without saying.
and we get this money when?	The second the sun hits tomorrow morning. Assuming you have stayed the entire night - and you're still alive, of course. Any other questions?
right here, mr. pritchett. as well as five other bona fide, bank drafts for one million dollars each. made out to cash.	And we get this money when?
what?	Jesus!
i don't do groups.	What?
better put it on hold 'til we find pritchett.	I don't do groups.
yeah. and under other abnormal circumstances, i think this would be the time to seriously jump your bones.	Better put it on hold 'til we find Pritchett.
you okay?	Yeah. And under other abnormal circumstances, I think this would be the time to seriously jump your bones.
run.	What --
where did it go?	Run.
it's succeeding!	All the plates sealing the windows and doors -- there's got to be some way of raising them manually. They didn't just appear out of thin air -- there's got to be pulleys, cables or something, that make them go up and down.
no. it's just trying to frighten us.	It's succeeding!
the opening's still too small, we'll never get through!	For chrissake give me a hand!
what --	-- was that??
don't think it's even an issue.	We're safe?
he's dead...?	Don't think it's even an issue.
it's okay, everything's okay now.	He's dead...?
price!!	He's gotta still be down here.
this is the best we're gonna do.	It'll have to do.
that's crazy!	What about that other guy?
or an on-line computer.	That's crazy!
wait a minute... what are you saying?	Everyone that was invited is related to one of the staff who was here when the place burned. There are five of us...
holy shit! now we know how the guest list was made up. look, these names... head nurse, ruth-ann stockard... bjorn jensen, electro therapy... jasper marr, thomas steven price... they're all here!	Wait a minute... What are you saying?
better living through electricity.	Holy shit! Now we know how the guest list was made up. Look, these names... Head Nurse, Ruth-Ann Stockard... Bjorn Jensen, Electro Therapy... Jasper Marr, Thomas Steven Price... They're all here!
cheery looking bunch.	Better living through electricity.
what are you looking for?	Maybe there are notes or drawings of this place, showing how those plates work.
good point.	Let's try down here...
back where?	Good point.
i think we should have taken a right back there.	Back where?
-- you lose either way, price --	-- listen to the man --
-- that's the fact, bud --	-- where the hell were you?
i was upstairs with eddie --	-- that's the fact, bud --
-- not a chance -- there's too much weirdness down there i don't think even bullets are gonna stop.	You're starting to sound like Pritchett.
-- no. the basement -- the room with all the controls to this thing: big long iron levers just lying there --	-- not a chance -- there's too much weirdness down there I don't think even bullets are gonna stop.
no prob: i'll just hop down the hardware store --	-- no. The basement -- the room with all the controls to this thing: big long iron levers just lying there --
it's a thousand years old -- we just need a crowbar or something to get leverage -- the sucker'll pop!	No prob: I'll just hop down the hardware store --
sure, with three days and a blowtorch.	It's a thousand years old -- we just need a crowbar or something to get leverage -- the sucker'll pop!
we can do it...	Sure, with three days and a blowtorch.
you hear somebody?	No -- keep pulling, it's moving!
an answer, i hope: exactly what -- or who -- melissa was taping.	And then where are we?
what the hell good is fixing that gonna get us?	An answer, I hope: exactly what -- or who -- Melissa was taping.
hey, if everybody's gonna kill each other, could you do it in another room? i'm trying to get something accomplished here.	What the hell good is fixing that gonna get us?
how you gonna manage that with a new blow-hole in your dome?	Hey, if everybody's gonna kill each other, could you do it in another room? I'm trying to get something accomplished here.
well, she went somewhere! she didn't just up and disappear into thin air!	No...not air --
there's always exceptions.	Not in the movie biz. So, c'mon, gimme the truth.
most of my business is making deliveries to high rollers. and i have yet to meet one executive who could tie their own shoes -- let alone rewire an entire house. you don't fit the bill -- not even close.	There's always exceptions.
why not?	Most of my business is making deliveries to high rollers. And I have yet to meet one Executive who could tie their own shoes -- let alone rewire an entire house. You don't fit the bill -- not even close.
i don't think so...	Why not?
i told you already: jennifer jenzen, executive v.p. of --	I don't think so...
start with the name you were born with, and we'll work forward from there.	I told you already: Jennifer Jenzen, Executive V.P. of --
what? deep down inside?	Start with the name you were born with, and we'll work forward from there.
most fun i've had all day.	You need to get out more.
thanks.	Most fun I've had all day.
why?	This whole place can't be wired to just one circuit --
three steps forward -- i want to get up there.	Why?
i'm better than that.	Don't push it.
and you're not really as large and useless as you seem.	I'm better than that.
is she...alright?	I thought she was dead. For sure.
then what the hell are we doing here?	How'd you make your guest list, Price: throw darts at a phone book?
melissa margaret marr, celebrity.	Eddie Moses, Communications Attache -- which translated from ancient bullshit means: I work for a Messenger service.
so, what? the thing with the glass? price did that?	I hope not.
...birds. just seagulls or something walking on the glass, goddammit.	Cheer up: before the night's through, I'm sure one of us'll get hacked to pieces by somebody or something.
you've got your own tv show?	The guy whose hair I do has his own TV show. All I've got is a blow-dryer and a dream.
i knew this whole place'd be pure gold! pritchett, point me in the direction of the goddamn ghosts! if i can get something bizarre enough on tape, i think i can parlay it into getting me some kind'a robert stack "unsolved most- wacked-out home videos" gig. no more five afternoons a week of sex-change- nazis-and-the-lesbos-that-love-'em.	You've got your own TV show?
...jesus h. christ.	So where's the party?
evelyn... get up... now!	Steven??
no. ohmygod, pritchett was right -- the house <u><b>is</b></u> haunted.	Evelyn... Get up... NOW!
no...	No. OhmyGod, Pritchett was right -- The house <u><b>IS</b></u> haunted.
-- wit...nesses --	-- witnesses to what? You're already dead, Evelyn! Happy Birthday, baby --
-- just what you wanted everyone here to believe in the first place: i'm going to murder you, evelyn, with the greatest of pleasure --	-- wit...nesses --
-- what...are...you...going...to --	-- just what you wanted everyone here to believe in the first place: I'm going to murder you, Evelyn, with the greatest of pleasure --
-- anything, sweetheart, you need only speak --	-- what...are...you...going...to --
steven --	-- anything, sweetheart, you need only speak --
they weren't loaded when i put them in there!	Funky little house, ain't it?  Friends, your hostess is now going to retire for what's left of the night. If you need me, I'll be in the bedroom upstairs -- but try and fight that need: the door'll be locked, I'll be trying to sleep, and if anyone so much as breathes in the keyhole, I'm gonna empty this thing into their fucking head. Thank you all for the bestest birthday a girl could have.
question answered.	They weren't loaded when I put them in there!
jesus!	Question answered.
-- that wasn't my original plan, but it is starting to look more attractive --	-- thank you! All the cards finally on the goddamn table!
-- oh, for chrissake, that's a given; we all know that knocking me off is the bottom line here --	-- that wasn't my original plan, but it is starting to look more attractive --
if i had one, evelyn, i think you know who'd be first and last --	-- oh, for chrissake, that's a given; we all know that knocking me off is the bottom line here --
-- and who's next on your list?	If I had one, Evelyn, I think you know who'd be first and last --
-- i pose you the same question --	-- and who's next on your list?
i mean, did she stage it all for you and then go hide -- or did you just flat out kill the little bitch --	-- I pose you the same question --
asking the wrong person again.	I mean, did she stage it all for you and then go hide -- or did you just flat out kill the little bitch --
game, set and match, steven. you've outdone yourself. and i know it's not good manners to ask the magician how he did it, but inquiring minds are desperate to know: just what did really happen to ms. marr?	Asking the wrong person again.
where is she?	Stalking the wild poltergeist.
fine with me. just somebody then better go and round up melissa marr.	Where is she?
and where are we off to, mr. price? check the wiring on the animatronic mummies?	A simple leak, if it's okay with you.
so how's a girl to know if these things are loaded, baby?	Only one way I can think of, Sweetheart.
what are you talking about?	Must be getting old, Stevie -- you're repeating yourself -- this is the exact same set-up you used for the Son-Of-Sam Hunt back in '94.  Girlie, open up that casket there and see what you find.
-- the sadistic prick --	-- in the act.
oh, no-no-no -- much more bang for everyone's buck to nail the bitch --	-- the sadistic prick --
really? well, let it rip.	Oh, no-no-no -- much more bang for everyone's buck to nail the bitch --
huh. and here i had a completely different theory.	Really? Well, let it rip.
sure it wasn't. hey, anybody else here make their living with thrills'n'chills for the kiddies? don't raise your hands all at once.	Huh. And here I had a completely different theory.
-- asking the wrong guy -- wasn't me who closed it.	Sure it wasn't. Hey, anybody else here make their living with thrills'n'chills for the kiddies? Don't raise your hands all at once.
now, there's the simple country gal i married. let's go back down and greet your guests -- show them the real you: corny as kansas on the fourth of july.	My guests were shredded. It's your sick little scene now, Steven: enjoy. I'm going to go run scalding water on the places you just touched me, and then I'm calling a cab.
i know.	Now, there's the simple country gal I married. Let's go back down and greet your guests -- show them the real you: corny as Kansas on the Fourth of July.
you're hurting me.	I know.
-- just not always in the sexual sense.	You're hurting me.
you know everything you do gets me hot.	-- just not always in the sexual sense.
which part of that fantasy turns you on most: me with other men -- or just the other men?	You know everything you do gets me hot.
you know how happy i'd be if that was really true, evelyn? and how positively goddamn delirious if you weren't fucking every living thing in our area code at the same goddamn time!	Which part of that fantasy turns you on most: me with other men -- or just the other men?
all accidents until proven otherwise.	You know how happy I'd be if that was really true, Evelyn? And how positively goddamn delirious if you weren't fucking every living thing in our area code at the same goddamn time!
finding ways for me to die at these things is really your deal, isn't it? the "o.j." knife with the not-quite- retractable blade? your "jim jones kool- aid" that was exactly that?	All accidents until proven otherwise.
it you really loved me, steven, you'd find a way to drop dead in the next three seconds.	Finding ways for me to die at these things is really your deal, isn't it? The "O.J." knife with the not-quite- retractable blade? Your "Jim Jones Kool- Aid" that was exactly that?
sure know it wasn't me. and if you say it wasn't you -- then who the hell did, evelyn?	It you really loved me, Steven, you'd find a way to drop dead in the next three seconds.
what are you talking about? you think i invited them?	Sure know it wasn't me. And if you say it wasn't you -- then who the hell did, Evelyn?
you tell me. i don't know how you managed to hack into my mac, but: bravo.	What are you talking about? You think I invited them?
then who are they?	You tell me. I don't know how you managed to hack into my Mac, but: bravo.
well, not quite. see, those people down there: they aren't the ones i invited.	Then who are they?
i guess it was stupid of me not to expect something this twisted from you. well, congratu-fucking-lations, steven: round one, you win.	Well, not quite. See, those people down there: they aren't the ones I invited.
shredded. sorry. decided to whip up one of my own: a group so hungry for money that they'd be willing to do anything. i thought you'd be more comfortable with your peers.	I guess it was stupid of me not to expect something this twisted from you. Well, congratu-fucking-lations, Steven: Round One, you win.
i gave you a goddamn guest list two pages long -- where the hell are they?	Shredded. Sorry. Decided to whip up one of my own: a group so hungry for money that they'd be willing to do anything. I thought you'd be more comfortable with your peers.
could we have a word?	Oh, I think we're going to have several.
you shouldn't be -- you were nearly just killed, sweetheart.  and now that our birthday girl is finally here, let the games begin!	Haven't they already?
i'm not laughing, steven.	You shouldn't be -- you were nearly just killed, sweetheart.  And now that our birthday girl is finally here, let the games begin!
i'm impressed: i don't think evelyn's ever said those words to anything with genitalia.	I'm not laughing, Steven.
don't touch me!	I'm impressed: I don't think Evelyn's ever said those words to anything with genitalia.
-- forget it. last birthday the manson family ranch, the year before that: jonestown.	Oh. You think this is a request. Well, think again. I'm telling you: "Haunted Hill" is exactly where we're having my party this year. You'll find the guest list on your desk by the time you get back --
...wow....wow! hey, ms. jenzen -- ?	Are you still fucking <b>here</b>??
what?	And here's your goddamn severance!
-- well, here's a better one: you're fired.	What?
no, no, it's just --	-- well, here's a better one: you're fired.
you think this is fucking funny??	No, no, it's just --
i was in the middle of --	-- being utterly fucking useless, what else is new.
you didn't think to ask?	I was in the middle of --
messenger just dropped it off. no return address.	You didn't think to ask?
well, who's the damn thing <u>from</u>?	Messenger just dropped it off. No return address.
i don't know, ms. jenzen.	Well, who's the damn thing <u>from</u>?
please! something! oh-god!	Maybe if I --
do something!	Like what?? This isn't supposed to be happening!!
first time for everything.	I've designed and built six of these places -- take my word for it, everything's fine.
sources have told this reporter that the real reason your park's opening has been delayed was a near-fatal accident on one of the rides here. comment?	I wouldn't be opening this place tomorrow if every single thing down to the beheaded Beanie Babies hadn't tested 100% safe.
and then what happens?	I think it's something better experienced then described.
ever seen one that starts at the top? 20 stories worth of top?	And then what happens?
your roller coaster that is, quote: "unlike any that has ever come before it."	Absolutely. No cheap thrills. A genuine Journey To The Brink Of Madness.
my wife. where were we?	Your roller coaster that is, quote: "unlike any that has ever come before it."
business or pleasure, mr. price?	My wife. Where were we?
he was right! pritchett was right!	I am.
vannacutt!!	Or somebody wanting me to believe that.
-- then i guess then it had to be you. sorry.	Thank God -- I was afraid I'd be lynched without a quorum.
house 2, guests 0.	I think, Pritchett, we've got a situation here that even you can't explain away as "ghosts." This is ice- cold homicide by person -- or persons --
what?	I remember...it was a long time ago...my father said: when the House was finally completed, make sure...we-christen-it- with-this-bottle-of-dirt-cheap-champagne- that-should-still-be-in a cupboard somewhere!
i think...i may have the answer.	What?
must be those plates -- interfering with the signal somehow.	Not the plates: the House. Why is no one listening to me?? It's alive!  And once it's made up its mind, it won't let anything out.
-- even if i give you a million as well?	Wouldn't know what to do with it all --
-- my loss --	-- even if I give you a million as well?
i think you're gonna miss the bash of a lifetime --	-- my loss --
sorry, pritchett, here you go.	I think you're gonna miss the bash of a lifetime --
-- it's getting older by the second. mr. price, if i could just please have --	Sorry, Pritchett, here you go.
i'm ready now.	Alright, Mr. Pritchett, let me just sign the damn thing.
she's been marked for it. the house does that. happened to pritchett's father. likely happen to you all. isn't that what you told me, mr. pritchett?	I can't remember at the moment.
please! i need your help.	Not even for a million dollars, Mr. Price.
don't think so. stay the fuck back.	Please! I need your help.
then tell me, please -- help me...!	Don't think so. Stay the fuck back.
-- listen to me, goddamnit --	-- no more --
-- confirming everything we already know --	-- I'll take the chance, come morning and cops, I'll be proved right --
don't test me, i'm real prepared to use this to stay alive --	-- confirming everything we already know --
i'll take my chances.	Well, I can't, sweetheart.
then just wait -- maybe this whoever's got you next on the asylum's equipment- test list. maybe a literal mind-blow inside the "saturation chamber."	I'll take my chances.
well, i don't.	Then just wait -- maybe this whoever's got you next on the Asylum's equipment- test list. Maybe a literal mind-blow inside the "Saturation Chamber."
fascinated.	I was chasing after somebody I saw in the salon.
not just yet. would any of you be interested in knowing exactly why i ended up here in the basement?	Fascinated.
if you've got a gun on you, price, i'd hand it over now.	Not just yet. Would any of you be interested in knowing exactly why I ended up here in the basement?
i was upstairs!	I never saw you --
-- the window and door grates --	-- no -- that's when everything went ragtime -- whoever else is in this house has been doing everything since -- I thought it was Evelyn --
i...don't think...anybody should be touching the body.	I think I'll do what I damn well please.
what is it??	Something with the power, I don't know!!
good way to get your head blown off.	I'll try not to remember to warn Evelyn.
sorry.	Good way to get your head blown off.
this is all maybe getting a little too strange --	-- I wouldn't worry, Ms. Jenzen: the unexplainable will probably explain herself before too long. In the meantime, let's all relax, have a drink, the evening's young --
jennifer-jenzen-executive-v.p.- paragon-pictures.	Very good. Well, I think I can say with complete honesty: I've never heard of any of you.
what're you talking about?	Oh, sorry. Detail I guess I forgot to mention. You die, you lose. Your check gets divvied-up by those still amongst the living.
you're forgetting my lovely wife; she's part of the same winner-take-all as the rest of you.	What're you talking about?
yeah. why's there five checks? there's only four of us.	You're forgetting my lovely wife; she's part of the same winner-take-all as the rest of you.
pretty amazing feat: all that shit down the basement and your wife's up in the bedroom the whole time.	Don't take your eyes off her for a second. I think she just declared War.
no. somehow -- i don't know how -- she did it.	Pretty amazing feat: all that shit down the basement and your wife's up in the bedroom the whole time.
maybe it was just its time to finally fall apart.	No. Somehow -- I don't know how -- she did it.
it works.	Maybe it was just its time to finally fall apart.
no idea. i didn't even know the damn thing still worked!	It works.
then who did??	No idea. I didn't even know the damn thing still worked!
i was just sitting here -- it happened. i had nothing to do with it.	Then who did??
rewind that.	I was just sitting here -- it happened. I had nothing to do with it.
-- it wasn't me.	Rewind that.
i mean, not that it didn't give evelyn the kind of coronary i had in mind, just...	-- it wasn't me.
the lockdown thing.	I mean, not that it didn't give Evelyn the kind of coronary I had in mind, just...
-- hey! next time give me a couple seconds notice before you wing a gag like that!	The lockdown thing.
"dummy 6" keeps losing his arm.	So disengage his Flail Arm Mechanism and just make him a screamer.
problem where? looked good to me.	"Dummy 6" keeps losing his arm.
evelyn, go stir your cauldron or something for a sec.	Problem where? Looked good to me.
houston, i think we may have a problem.	Evelyn, go stir your cauldron or something for a sec.
-- hey! --	-- ten.
he must've unsealed the room!	How, he's supposed to be dead!
pritchett: what is going on?	He must've unsealed the room!
price!	Oh, dear.
excuse me?	He would have been back by now.
blackburn's dead.	Excuse me?
you coming, or are you waiting for blackburn?	Blackburn's dead.
pritchett, what is this "core of darkness"?	I thought you understood.... It's the souls of Vannacutt's dead... The insanity... The horror... Victims burned alive... All that pain percolating somewhere in the house for seventy-some years...  ...singing this will be the day that I die... This will be the day that I....
this? this is nothing. you've only been dealing with the house itself. you have no idea what you're tinkering with. sooner or later, the darkness that is at the core will get out... one of you will release it... not meaning to, of course... then...  ...bye, bye, miss american pie...	Pritchett, what is this "core of darkness"?
there is something very not normal going on here!	This? This is nothing. You've only been dealing with the House itself. You have no idea what you're tinkering with. Sooner or later, the darkness that is at the core will get out... One of you will release it... Not meaning to, of course... then...  ...Bye, bye, Miss American Pie...
and you think it's in there?	Accumulated evil... festering for decades...  But I'm a drunk... so don't listen to me.
not ghosts... at least not what you're thinking... vannacutt used to dump the bodies of his failed experiments somewhere in the house...	And you think it's in there?
ghosts killed your father?	Not ghosts... at least not what you're thinking... Vannacutt used to dump the bodies of his failed experiments somewhere in the house...
you should really open this place to the public, pritchett -- a spa for people without enough stress in their lives.	I said we shouldn't come down here. Very treacherous -- physical and metaphysical levels, both. There've been no refurbishments to this part of the house -- it's exactly as it was in 1931.
you'll never find it, it's a maze down there.	Well, that leaves you with two options then, doesn't it: either show me where and maybe we get out of here -- or it's spend-the-night-sleep-tight.
no, you don't want to go down there. i am going down there. and i'm going to find <u><b>reverse</b></u> on this thing and floor it.	You'll never find it, it's a maze down there.
the basement -- but, believe me, you don't want to go down there.	No, you don't want to go down there. I am going down there. And I'm going to find <u><b>reverse</b></u> on this thing and floor it.
pritchett, this "lockdown" thing -- it's gotta have like a master control -- you know machinery, gears, whatever -- somewhere in this place?	The basement -- but, believe me, you don't want to go down there.
believe me, we need to.	Pritchett, this "lockdown" thing -- it's gotta have like a master control -- you know machinery, gears, whatever -- somewhere in this place?
uh, excuse me? don't think i'm not having the time of my life watching this train wreck that's your marriage -- but this isn't what i had in mind... i want to know that we can get out of here if we need to.	Believe me, we need to.
won't do any good.	Why not?
well, then, how 'bout maybe we call someone?	Hasn't been a telephone in this House in over 60 years.
don't know that it does.	Well, then, how 'bout maybe we call someone?
oh, no.	What's going on?
of course he did, for god's sake.  didn't he, mr. pritchett?	I can't comment until I get paid.
-- guess we know where mr. price is now.	He must've beaten us all here!
wish i could take the credit, but --	-- guess we know where Mr. Price is now.
but the million bucks each, that's for real?	It better be -- he still owes me $25 grand for renting the place for the night! Here, let's get you some illumination so you can make your way safely!
-- i'm coming --	-- something horrible...I don't understand --
something....happened --	-- I'm coming --
keep talking, i'll find you!	Something....happened --
sara...?	Keep talking, I'll find you!
melissa, it's sara -- is that you?	Sara...?
for the love of god....please...?	Melissa, it's Sara -- is that you?
melissa...?	For the love of God....please...?
please.....anyone....help me?	Melissa...?
-- eddie!!	Over here.
we don't have proof of that.	The style of dress on the girl... it coincides with the era Marion Foster killed herself.  Who else could have gone in there and done something like that?
it might have been her mother.	We don't have proof of that.
so many unanswered questions.  why was she buried there.  and who killed her?	It might have been her mother.
what was her name?	Colleen.
it doesn't say.  but that's not what interests me.  there's no death certificate for the daughter.  anywhere.	What was her name?
did you find something?	I did a cross search, death certificates with this address. James and Marion Foster.  They had a daughter.  Right here, it says James died, 1882, pneumonia. Marion dies September the next year. Suicide.
these records only go back to 1880. but...  ...wait a minute...	Did you find something?
what's the matter?	These records only go back to 1880. But...  ...wait a minute...
damn it.	What's the matter?
i feel something.  it's faint, but...it's there...	You say you saw some activity here?
good-bye.	Good-bye.
i'm sorry.	There's no need to be.
it will heal.	I'm sorry.
how's your arm?	It will heal.
a few years older, perhaps.	How's your arm?
are you all right?	A few years older, perhaps.
did you find her?!	No!
it looks delicious...	Why don't you pass me your plate?
well, i guess this whole thing was as strange for you as it was for us.	Yes.  It was.
so was i.  the usual investigation turns up nothing more times than not.	Well, I guess this whole thing was as strange for you as it was for us.
i have to admit i was skeptical.  until now.	So was I.  The usual investigation turns up nothing more times than not.
there were a series of lectures about parapsychology at my university.  i went and heard him speak, and became fascinated with the idea of hunting ghosts.	I have to admit I was skeptical.  Until now.
how did you meet dr. shea?	There were a series of lectures about parapsychology at my university.  I went and heard him speak, and became fascinated with the idea of hunting ghosts.
no, i live about in wexford.  it's about a five hour drive.	How did you meet Dr. Shea?
thank you.  if you told me two years ago we'd be living here, i would never have believed it.  do you live around here?	No, I live about in Wexford.  It's about a five hour drive.
i have to admit you really have a beautiful home.	Thank you.  If you told me two years ago we'd be living here, I would never have believed it.  Do you live around here?
what will they tell you?	I'll be able to do a search, to find out who lived here previously.  And who died here.
town records are coming up now.	What will they tell you?
they don't build them like this anymore.	Suppose not.
what do these ingredients mean?	Pearl, is the twilight, the divinity... Onyx is the sickle, death...
the knife destroys the evil and saves the soul of the possessed.	What do these ingredients mean?
i don't understand.	The knife destroys the evil and saves the soul of the possessed.
by freeing them.	I don't understand.
by killing them?	By freeing them.
the dagger is used to free those possessed if stabbed directly into the heart, according to ancient beliefs -	By killing them?
it's origin is unknown.  the symbol does correspond  to a dagger i acquired many years ago.	The dagger is used to free those possessed if stabbed directly into the heart, according to ancient beliefs -
where does this amulet come from?	It's origin is unknown.  The symbol does correspond  to a dagger I acquired many years ago.
may you find the peace you've sought in vain for so long.	That poor little girl.
oh my god, what happened to you? my baby -	I'm ok mommy.
your father doesn't love us anymore!	What do you mean?  Mommy? You're scaring me!
h-how long will it take?	Go to your room!  Now!
what about all my other stuff?	We'll get it later.
we're going to go someplace new.	What about all my other stuff?
where are we going to go, mommy?	We're going to go someplace new.
are we leaving mommy?	Yes, we'll be leaving soon.
my angel!	I'm scared!
aubrey, come on down and have some dinner!	Ok...
she's down...	She's down...how do you mean honey?
can you talk to her?	She talks to me.
yes.	Can you talk to her?
honey, isn't your friend's name colleen?	Yes.
it's going to hurt us!	No it won't - no it won't!
maybe it was colleen...	Who...is Colleen?
well then who did?!	Maybe it was Colleen...
i didn't do anything, mommy.	Well then who did?!
don't play games with me, little girl.	I didn't do anything, mommy.
can i do it again tonight?	We'll have every leprechaun in Ireland here honey.
well i bet you they're happy.	Can I do it again tonight?
mommy, the leprechauns drank the milk last night.	Well I bet you they're happy.
can we leave out a bowl of milk, mommy?	Sure.
help me!  please!!!	My God, I heard something!
she's down.  help her...	Take me to her.
where is she now?	She's hiding.
she's here.	Where is she now?
where is she?	She's here.
she says she's lonely...	Where is she?
mommy!	Aubrey run! Aubrey stares in horror at Maura - just then the knife FADES AWAY as Maura rolls over, returned to normal -
good night angel...	Good night daddy.
are we going back to california daddy?	Well, that all depends.
oh my god!  she's in there!	Daddy help!
don't be afraid!	Daddy, please!!!
mommy please help me!	Don't be afraid!
i can't move!	Fight it back Aubrey.  Fight it back as hard as you can!
we're here aubrey!  look, don't be afraid.  we want you to come back to us...	It's dark!  I can't breathe!
look daddy!  it's empty!	That's great, honey.
that's father, aubrey. seamus well yes i did.  lived here my whole life.	Did you ever see a leprechaun?
did you grow up in ireland mister?	That's father, Aubrey. SEAMUS Well yes I did.  Lived here my whole life.
why?	For good luck honey.
he's blessing the house.	Why?
what's he doing daddy?	He's blessing the house.
i want this one, daddy.	Ok.  If you want this room, you can have it.
sure.  did you see the others?	I want this one, daddy.
can i have this room daddy?	Sure.  Did you see the others?
you're bleeding.	I'm all right...
are you all right?	I'm ok.
maura!	What's happening!
we'll destroy you...destroy all of you!	No...  NO!
we're not going.	Not going!  Are you out of your mind?!  Wait!
maura, what is this!	We're not going.
what are you talking about?	Maura, what is this!
nothing's changed, has it. you still want to deceive me?	What are you talking about?
what?	Nothing's changed, has it. You still want to deceive me?
do you think i'm a fool?	What?
know what?	Do you think I'm a fool?
you don't think i know?	Know what?
should i...	No.  You two are the most important things in my life.  I don't ever want to lose you.
you know, i was thinking... all that stuff father seamus said...about discord, distrust... we're doing all right, aren't we?  you don't have any doubts about me, do you?	Should I...
ok...	You know, I was thinking... All that stuff father Seamus said...about discord, distrust... we're doing all right, aren't we?  You don't have any doubts about me, do you?
i'm fine.	Ok...
it doesn't matter to me.  what do you mean by that?	You seem to appreciate the local scenery.
aubrey!	Aubrey!
aubrey?!  aubrey?!	Aubrey!
she's gone!	Aubrey?!  Aubrey?!
oh my god where is she!	She's gone!
i think everything's ready.	Good.  I'll start bringing things in.
how are we doing?	I think everything's ready.
a friend?	You, an imaginary friend.  That's what she calls her.
she has a...friend.  colleen.	A friend?
what are you talking about?	She has a...friend.  Colleen.
whoa there...	Are you ok?
it just disappeared.  literally.	I'm sure this sounds crazy to you.
voodoo stick?  it's nothing like that will.  you're just being cynical.	I'm being realistic.  Look, I have a spiritual side.  I mean, we had a priest come in and bless the house.  That should count for something.
just because i have an open mind doesn't mean i'm going to pay some snake oil peddler to come in and shake a voodoo stick around the house.	Voodoo stick?  It's nothing like that Will.  You're just being cynical.
what about keeping an open mind?	Just because I have an open mind doesn't mean I'm going to pay some snake oil peddler to come in and shake a voodoo stick around the house.
oh come on!	What about keeping an open mind?
i don't know.  someone who...knows about this kind of stuff.	Oh come on!
who?	I don't know.  Someone who...knows about this kind of stuff.
well what power lines, will?  where?  maybe we should call someone about it.	Who?
there's got to be an explanation. it could be a magnetic flux or something, maybe the power lines are giving off something.  who knows?  i don't know, i think it's kind of interesting.	Well what power lines, Will?  Where?  Maybe we should call someone about it.
maybe eliza wasn't so crazy after all.	There's got to be an explanation. It could be a magnetic flux or something, maybe the power lines are giving off something.  Who knows?  I don't know, I think it's kind of interesting.
well, i try to keep an open mind, but...	Maybe Eliza wasn't so crazy after all.
well what do you think it is?	Well, I try to keep an open mind, but...
yeah, i'd say some weird things have happened.	Well what do you think it is?
but do you agree with me?	Yeah, I'd say some weird things have happened.
i don't know what i'm saying.	But do you agree with me?
so what are you saying?	I don't know what I'm saying.
weird sounds, things moving, lights going off.  the videotape...	So what are you saying?
it was in the cellar.  weird.	Well something just happened to the power upstairs... Maura heads off and shakes her head, troubled by the event -
what is it?	It was in the cellar.  Weird.
no.	Didn't you just see the power go off and on?  I just had a bulb break on me!
were you fooling with the power?	No.
the heater's here.	Were you fooling with the power?
...set up some more things.	Ok.
yeah, well i'll be joining you shortly.  i just want to...	...set up some more things.
she's asleep.  i think that's what i need, too. i'm starting to see things.	Yeah, well I'll be joining you shortly.  I just want to...
no.  maybe it was aubrey.	She's asleep.  I think that's what I need, too. I'm starting to see things.
what the hell is that?	I don't know.  That's strange.
what?	It's not going to work.  I'm too smart for you.
are you playing tricks on me?	What?
god rest her soul.	I don't think she willed it to me out of sentiment.  She didn't even know who I was.  It's just... tradition.
or what she was worth.	God rest her soul.
not really.  she was just one of those names you hear growing up. you know, so-and-so who lives in ireland.  i really don't think anyone knew about this place.	Or what she was worth.
did anyone in your family keep in touch with her?	Not really.  She was just one of those names you hear growing up. You know, so-and-so who lives in Ireland.  I really don't think anyone knew about this place.
i wish i knew more about her.	Did anyone in your family keep in touch with her?
to our family.	I wish I knew more about her.
to our family.	To our family.
it's just going to take a while.	Whatever you say.
look, i thought we were all right on this, maura.  it's over.  you know that.	It's just going to take a while.
you didn't think much about that before.	Look, I thought we were all right on this, Maura.  It's over.  You know that.
well maybe we don't need to remind her of it.  she has a lot more to adjust to...new friends, new schools...it would be good if she had a stable family environment.	You didn't think much about that before.
aubrey knows more about us than you think.	Well maybe we don't need to remind her of it.  She has a lot more to adjust to...new friends, new schools...it would be good if she had a stable family environment.
what will aubrey think?	Aubrey knows more about us than you think.
i just, i don't know...	What will Aubrey think?
oh come on...	I just, I don't know...
will, maybe we should have separate bedrooms for a while.	Oh come on...
what's the matter?	Will, maybe we should have separate bedrooms for a while.
who knows...  we have to get used to living around here.  maybe good help is hard to find.	Must be...
well the realtor said that was going to be taken care of and it wasn't.  i'll have to call her.	Who knows...  we have to get used to living around here.  Maybe good help is hard to find.
the place is pretty dusty.	Well the realtor said that was going to be taken care of and it wasn't.  I'll have to call her.
i hope we have more success than we did with the cleaning service.	The place is pretty dusty.
yeah i'll look into that tonight.	I hope we have more success than we did with the cleaning service.
now remember we have to call someone about that replacing that water heater.	Yeah I'll look into that tonight.
i could use a little help. we have to return the van soon.	Ok ok...we're just gonna head inside here...
is white meat all right for you, mr. shea?	White meat will be fine...
i'm hungry enough to eat a horse.	You'll have to settle for turkey.
maura.	Yeah, they told us this was the best.
maura.	Maura.
you've done your homework, mrs. south.	Maura.
i'm not sure, but i can check.  did the events start before or after you discovered this?	Before.
ok, so we have a...presence.  what do we do about it?	If we have a troubled spirit here, we have to find out why it's troubled.
where is your daughter?  she might be able to give us some information.	She's at school.  We've tried not to upset her more than she's been.
we usually find nothing.  we've debunked many a reported haunting. about ninety five percent of the cases had some technical explanation.	What about the other five percent?
what do you mean, unfortunately?	We usually find nothing.  We've debunked many a reported haunting. About ninety five percent of the cases had some technical explanation.
we're usually successful in detecting the source of most problems.  unfortunately.	What do you mean, unfortunately?
i think we should do it.	We're usually successful in detecting the source of most problems.  Unfortunately.
we don't know.	I could see if I detect the presence of something.
well that's what we're here for. i mean -	We don't know.
not at all.  i'm just trying to put together all the evidence, to determine what it could possibly be.	Well that's what we're here for. I mean -
she's coming back.  keep talking!	Come back to us honey!
concentrate!  she can hear you!	Come back to us honey, don't be afraid!
go ahead.  i believe right now she may hear you.	Aubrey?  It's mommy.
now you must listen to me. this force is like a parasite, or a virus. it feeds on doubt, suspicion, discord... you must clear your mind as we reach out for her.	So what should we do, father?
why?	The blood of a woman is birth, life. It is part of the ceremony. Seamus offers up the pin - Maura waits a beat, then takes it -
i'm going to need some blood.  it must be from a woman.	Why?
your daughter's been taken.	What!
well it's nice that you were there for her.	I took pity on the poor woman. This house is too big for one person to live alone in...
it was a shame.	In her later years she would often get very disoriented being alone here.  She would call me, and I would come by.
she attended the church for years. a dear woman, it was sad to see her decline so rapidly.	It was a shame.
did you know her very well?	She attended the church for years. A dear woman, it was sad to see her decline so rapidly.
thank you.  i believe she would have wanted it.	Did you know her very well?
oh, that's nice...	May I come in?
...at her request.  she was a very religious woman.	Oh, that's nice...
you must be a londrigan.	Yes, I am.
well, you know where to reach me. the church is a stone's throw away if you want to come to mass.	We'll be there.
yes, they are.	Well, you know where to reach me. The church is a stone's throw away if you want to come to mass.
take care of the girl.  take care of your family.  they are important.	Yes, they are.
what's going to happen?	I wish I had an answer.  Evil is powerful, more so every day it seems.  But I believe the worst for you and for this house is behind us.
i didn't do anything...god saved her...	What's going to happen?
i don't know what happened... and i don't know what you did...	I didn't do anything...God saved her...
yes it is. will and seamus look at each other -	I don't know what happened... and I don't know what you did...
the rain is letting up.	Yes it is. Will and Seamus look at each other -
keep talking!	It can't hurt you if you're not afraid Aubrey.  Think about us. We're here for you, we love you...
how long will it take!	It will not take long...
what are you getting at!	I said nothing before, for fear you wouldn't believe me.  I've exorcised forces from this house. Eliza knew, she was there.  It wants another soul, the one we've taken away. We must weaken it!
we must return it, if you want your daughter back.	What are you getting at!
so what does that have to do with aubrey!  where is she!	We must return it, if you want your daughter back.
i said nothing before, for fear you wouldn't believe me.  i've been here before to cast evil from this house.  the amulet is a guard against evil, blessed in countless rituals.   it is an ancient ceremony of the early catholic church, a ceremony whose secrets are all but lost.	So what does that have to do with Aubrey!  Where is she!
what...amulet?	Did you remove anything in the cellar!
this isn't happening...	The amulet...
we'll never know for sure.	Hopefully the whole sad chapter is over.  And everyone, including your family, will find peace. WILL I just want to...thank all of you, for everything you've done for us.
well there's no time like the present.  good night.	Good night.
thank you.	Perhaps I'll see you in church.
i hope everything works out for you, and you find happiness in your new home.	Thank you.
well thank you for the offer,  but i really have to go.	I hope everything works out for you, and you find happiness in your new home.
did you have dinner, father?  we have plenty.	Well thank you for the offer,  But I really have to go.
what was she afraid of?	Well, I believe her mind was playing tricks on her, God rest her soul.  She would hear things, see things...
my name is father seamus.  i'm from holy rood church.	How can I help you?
and you...are?	My name is Father Seamus.  I'm from Holy Rood church.
you must be the new tenants.	And you...are?
well what is it!	I don't know!  Trust what I'm saying, we have to open this wall!
there's something through that wall!	Well what is it!
what?	There's something through that wall!
there's something in there.	What?
do you mind if i borrow it?	Not at all, if it can help.
i see some faint lettering.  it appears to be the...runic alphabet?	Runic?
it was nailed to the cellar wall.	I see some faint lettering.  It appears to be the...Runic alphabet?
where did you find this?	It was nailed to the cellar wall.
do you have any other physical evidence, that we can look at?	Not really.  Oh, wait a minute.
so is that what all this is? someone have a problem with us living here?	Not someone.  Something. I've never felt a presence that strong before.
looks like we have some animal hairs in here.  maybe some kind of a rodent.	So is that what all this is? Someone have a problem with us living here?
and what would you do?	Well, we could bring in special equipment, monitors, sound devices, things like that.
well it all depends on how much money you want to spend.  a standard visit would run you about fifty pounds.  that would include myself and an assistant.	And what would you do?
no.  but i'm a clairvoyant.  i can sometimes talk to unhappy spirits inhabiting a certain place.	Oh.
not on station time.	No.  Not on station time.  My story.  My time.
i know what i saw.	And I believe what you say.  But this is TV.  No pictures, no story.
right.  like last night's doozie.	I know what I saw.
yeah?  well, you just struck out.  it may be a surprise to you, brad, but i want to do it the right way.  not tight skirts.  tight stories.	Right.  Like last night's doozie.
c'mon, joey.  i'm just trying to help you hit a home run here.	Yeah?  Well, you just struck out.  It may be a surprise to you, Brad, but I want to do it the right way.  Not tight skirts.  Tight stories.
what, you think i'm kidding?  i guarantee it.  an inch more flank.  boys upstairs get hot.  bingo, you're an anchor-woman.	Jesus Christ ...
what do you mean?	I mean hardly any thigh.  I'm telling you, Joey; shorter skirt, more lift on the leg-cross ... and you're made.
you wanted a story.  you got it.  turn on the tv now.  and then get your ass down here ...  ...	Doc?  ...  Doc ... Hello?
hello?	You wanted a story.  You got it.  Turn on the TV now.  And then get your ass down here ...  ...
ok.  be careful.  and lighten up.  story of your life could be right round the corner.	That is the story of my life.
you'd lose the money-shots.  no.  i'll catch a bus.  or a cab.  don't worry about it.  go.	OK.  Be careful.  And lighten up.  Story of your life could be right round the corner.
joey ....  look, you wanna ride?  i can go by your place.	You'd lose the money-shots.  No.  I'll catch a bus.  Or a cab.  Don't worry about it.  Go.
better hurry, doc.  a real story.  with a real reporter.	Joey ....  Look, you wanna ride?  I can go by your place.
i know.  i know.  but it's just so ... neat, isn't it?  the first gig that isn't cute kids or diet gurus and it's taken away from me.	Yeah, well like you said - it's a mystery.  But that's all it is. Mystery.  Not malice.  What, you think the station paid off every accident victim in the city to ... ?
wha .... ?	The Box, Joey.  He wants the Box.
your apartment.	Wha .... ?
so where is it?	Your apartment.
this is his first night on earth.  he wants to close the door behind him. like all lieutenants, he covets command. there's a gateway to hell through which he can be taken back.  he has to destroy it.	So where is it?
then tell me what to do.	This is his first night on Earth.  He wants to close the door behind him. Like all Lieutenants, he covets command. There's a gateway to Hell through which he can be taken back.  He has to destroy it.
joey, you walked through your window from one reality to another.  you're stronger than you think.	Then tell me what to do.
i don't know ...	Joey, you walked through your window from one reality to another.  You're stronger than you think.
i like you, joey.  you ask all the right questions.  there is something we can do but it will require great courage.	I don't know ...
what can we do?	I like you, Joey.  You ask all the right questions.  There is something we can do but it will require great courage.
he'll do what he does best.  but he'll do it unfettered.  he wants to walk the earth forever, indulging his taste for all the myriad subtleties of human suffering.	What can we do?
what will he do?  what does he want?	He'll do what he does best.  But he'll do it unfettered.  He wants to walk the Earth forever, indulging his taste for all the myriad subtleties of human suffering.
because - monster as i was - i was bound by laws.  the protocol of hell.  the box had to be opened to let me out.  the truly innocent were safe.  that's no longer true.  the shell of the beast has been fleshed.  what i was is out there, joey.  in your world.  unbound. unstoppable.	What will he do?  What does he want?
kirsty cotton.  yes.  but ... if your soul was freed, why are you back?	Because - monster as I was - I was bound by Laws.  The protocol of Hell.  The Box had to be opened to let me out.  The truly innocent were safe.  That's no longer true.  The shell of the beast has been fleshed.  What I was is out there, Joey.  In your world.  Unbound. Unstoppable.
something bad.	And why are you back?  Why are we here?
and what did you discover?	Something bad.
the cusp of my life.  what i was, what i am, what i will be ... past, present, future, all bound here at this timeless moment of decision.  i was an explorer of forbidden vices and pleasures. opening the box was my final act of exploration, of discovery.	And what did you discover?
and what is ... this frozen moment?	The cusp of my life.  What I was, what I am, what I will be ... past, present, future, all bound here at this timeless moment of decision.  I was an explorer of forbidden vices and pleasures. Opening the Box was my final act of exploration, of discovery.
the war pulled poetry out of some of us. others it affected differently.  this is me a few years later.  we're in india, by the way, and it's 1921.  i was like many survivors. lost souls with nothing left to believe in but gratification. we'd seen god fail, you see.  so many dead.  for us god, too, fell at flanders.  we adjusted to the loss.  and if we mourned, we mourned in silence. thousands drank themselves to death. others went further.  i went further.  i thought i was a lost soul.  but, until this frozen moment, i didn't even know what the phrase meant.	And what is ... this frozen moment?
captain spenser.  elliott.  i ... what the hell is going on?	Hell is precisely what is going on, Joey.  And we have to stop it.  I because of a special obligation, you because you're the only person who can help. And because you know what is right, and just, and true.  Will you walk with me a while?
well done.  brave girl.  you've probably never shaken hands with a ghost before, am i right?	Captain Spenser.  Elliott.  I ... What the Hell is going on?
it's ... i don't know.  first world war, right?	Correct.  The fields of France.  And many dead flowers ... Oh.  Forgive me. My name was Spenser.  Elliott Spenser. Captain.
you have to help me.  you will understand.  and no, you're not dreaming.  do you know where we are?	It's ... I don't know.  First World War, right?
wait ... wait.  you ... you have to help me.  i don't understand.  am i dreaming this?	You have to help me.  You will understand.  And no, you're not dreaming.  Do you know where we are?
joey ... ?	Help me pick 'em up, Terri.  I think the lady just made a sale.
what am i looking for?	God knows.  Anything.  Contacts.  Clues.
then you shouldn't even be around it. you know, it's ...	Here!  Here!  Pull over!
for somebody else, alright?  not for me. i don't do that shit anymore.	Then you shouldn't even be around it. You know, it's ...
oh, terri ...	For somebody else, alright?  Not for me. I don't do that shit anymore.
buying some drugs, alright?	Oh, Terri ...
terri?	Buying some drugs, alright?
what on earth were you doing down here?	Terri?
yeah.  happening, isn't it?	What on earth were you doing down here?
jesus.  are you sure this is the street?	Yeah.  Happening, isn't it?
it's saturday morning.  let's go shopping.	Jesus.  Are you sure this is the street?
sure.  why?	It's Saturday morning.  Let's go shopping.
would you know this store again?	Sure.  Why?
i was downtown looking for a ... a friend.  a guy i know.  anyway, there was this store.  like real old?  lotsa weird shit in there.  i saw this statue. pillar.  thing.  i knew he'd love it. you've seen the club.	Would you know this store again?
that you found.  what do you mean you found it?	I was downtown looking for a ... a friend.  A guy I know.  Anyway, there was this store.  Like real old?  Lotsa weird shit in there.  I saw this statue. Pillar.  Thing.  I knew he'd love it. You've seen the club.
no.  jp.  my last boyfriend?  he like owns the club.  you know?  you were there?  he bought the statue.	That you found.  What do you mean you found it?
woah.  wait a minute.  who?  the kid?	No.  JP.  My last boyfriend?  He like owns the club.  You know?  You were there?  He bought the statue.
yeah.  i found it.  i knew held like it and i figured ...	Woah.  Wait a minute.  Who?  The kid?
maybe not.  but you know more than i do. you know something about this box. something about a statue?	Yeah.  I found it.  I knew held like it and I figured ...
but i don't know what's going on.	Maybe not.  But you know more than I do. You know something about this box. Something about a statue?
maybe he thinks it'll come back.	No.  He knows it won't.  It was his final act of love and part of him knows that and part of him doesn't yet.
every day.	Maybe he thinks it'll come back.
and he still sits there?	Every day.
i don't know his name ...  i saw the whole story.  a wounded bird was on his roof.  i could hear its cries from here. he went straight to it.  i couldn't've. i'd be frozen between pity and fear. but he wasn't.  its pain spoke directly to him.  he picked it up.  nursed it. fed it.  and it got better.  everyday he'd watch the pigeon.  everyday the pigeon would watch him. i saw him learn. learn that there was one more thing he had to do to make the rescue complete. and one day, just as afternoon became evening, he leaned over, opened the cage, and walked away.  didn't look back.  but he heard the sound of its wings.	And he still sits there?
who's that?	I don't know his name ...  I saw the whole story.  A wounded bird was on his roof.  I could hear its cries from here. He went straight to it.  I couldn't've. I'd be frozen between pity and fear. But he wasn't.  Its pain spoke directly to him.  He picked it up.  Nursed it. Fed it.  And it got better.  Everyday he'd watch the pigeon.  Everyday the pigeon would watch him. I saw him learn. Learn that there was one more thing he had to do to make the rescue complete. And one day, just as afternoon became evening, he leaned over, opened the cage, and walked away.  Didn't look back.  But he heard the sound of its wings.
... but it is good.  you know, over to the left, you can ...	Who's that?
cool.  i read a book once.  it was like all these people discovering who they used to be.  you know, like reincarnation?  it was really good.  you ever read that?	I don't think so.  But it's a fascinating subject.  Did you ...
no.  i buy them to impress people.  of course i've read them.	Cool.  I read a book once.  It was like all these people discovering who they used to be.  You know, like reincarnation?  It was really good.  You ever read that?
wow.  lotta books.  you read all these?	No.  I buy them to impress people.  Of course I've read them.
guys.  sometimes friends.  mostly guys.	Wow.  Lotta books.  You read all these?
how have you ... ?	Guys.  Sometimes friends.  Mostly guys.
jeez, i've never owned anything.  i haven't even had a room of my own since i was fifteen years old.	How have you ... ?
the bank owns it.  but i'm working on it.	Jeez, I've never owned anything.  I haven't even had a room of my own since I was fifteen years old.
this is great.  and it's yours?  you like own it?	The bank owns it.  But I'm working on it.
no!  no, that's ok.  i like to.  i love boiling water.  it's a specialty of mine.  why don't you go watch cartoons?	This is great.  And it's yours?  You like own it?
i'll do it!	No!  No, that's OK.  I like to.  I love boiling water.  It's a specialty of mine.  Why don't you go watch cartoons?
i'll boil some water.	I'll do it!
ha!  i don't know yet.  first time. kitchen virgin, that's me.	I'll boil some water.
right ... that's ... er ... that's nice of you, terri.  can i ask?  is it always this ... exploratory?	Ha!  I don't know yet.  First time. Kitchen virgin, that's me.
i figured i'd make breakfast.	Right ... That's ... er ... that's nice of you, Terri.  Can I ask?  Is it always this ... exploratory?
wait.  wait.  the chains.  where did the chains come from?	That's what I'm trying to tell you! ...
yeah!  that's what i'm saying!  and it was lying next to him.  and he pointed at it before he passed out and ...	Wait.  Wait.  The chains.  Where did the chains come from?
wait a minute.  he was already ... wounded ... when you found him?	Yeah!  That's what I'm saying!  And it was lying next to him.  And he pointed at it before he passed out and ...
the thing!  he was lying there in the street, moaning.  but he pointed at it ... 22	Wait a minute.  He was already ... wounded ... when you found him?
taken what?	The thing!  He was lying there in the street, moaning.  But he pointed at it ... 22
no.  i'd seen him in there a few times before.  he was just a punk.  i'd never like danced with him or anything. anyway, he was a thief.  he must've taken it from the statue.	Taken what?
did you know him?	No.  I'd seen him in there a few times before.  He was just a punk.  I'd never like danced with him or anything. Anyway, he was a thief.  He must've taken it from the statue.
but i don't know anything!  really.  i just came out of the club and the kid was already in the street.  he ...	Did you know him?
yes i do.  terri, something awful happened to that boy.  i have to find out what it was.	But I don't know anything!  Really.  I just came out of the club and the kid was already in the street.  He ...
oh.  you wanna talk about that stuff.	Yes I do.  Terri, something awful happened to that boy.  I have to find out what it was.
sorry.  it was my father's.  it's temperamental.	It's okay.  It's just someone burned me once.
oh, go on.  have one.  fuck it.  you think you're going to live forever?	Sorry.  It was my father's.  It's temperamental.
i'm trying to quit.	Oh, go on.  Have one.  Fuck it.  You think you're going to live forever?
great.  thanks.  you gonna have one?	I'm trying to quit.
no ... i mean, it's not like great about your dad or anything.  it's just i don't dream.  never have.  ... maybe it'd help if i slept sometime ... just kidding ... no, so it's always neat for me to hear about dreams.  i'm jealous.  it's like everybody has another world except me. you know what i mean?	I know what you're saying but ... Never? You've never had a dream?  No, you know, you do.  You must.  What you mean is you don't remember them.
what?	No ... I mean, it's not like great about your dad or anything.  It's just I don't dream.  Never have.  ... Maybe it'd help if I slept sometime ... Just kidding ... No, so it's always neat for me to hear about dreams.  I'm jealous.  It's like everybody has another world except me. You know what I mean?
that's great.	What?
god, no!  nothing like that.  no, he died before i was born.  he died in vietnam.  i never knew him.  never met him.  we don't even know the details.  i dream of battlefields.  of searching. of trying to find out.	That's great.
oh, right.  did he used to ... ?	God, no!  Nothing like that.  No, he died before I was born.  He died in Vietnam.  I never knew him.  Never met him.  We don't even know the details.  I dream of battlefields.  Of searching. Of trying to find out.
no.  no, it's ok.  i ... it's my father.	Oh, right.  Did he used to ... ?
sorry.	No.  No, it's OK.  I ... It's my father.
why are you so interested?	Sorry.
what is it?	Why are you so interested?
... well, i've been having it for years. it's not a nightmare or anything.  it's ... well, i know what it is.	What is it?
oh yeah ...	... well, I've been having it for years. It's not a nightmare or anything.  It's ... well, I know what it is.
your dream.  you said you were having a bad dream.	Oh yeah ...
what?	Your dream.  You said you were having a bad dream.
i put some decaf on.  er ... make yourself comfortable.	Right.
of course tonight.  is that a problem? like, if you've got a guy there or something ...	No.  No.  It's fine.  Come now.  I was having bad dreams anyway.
yeah.  sure.  you mean ... tonight?	Of course tonight.  Is that a problem? Like, if you've got a guy there or something ...
oh yeah.  yeah.  well ... look, i'll make a deal with you ... my boyfriend threw me out, right?  i'll trade you. you give me couch-space.  i'll give you talk.  ok?	Yeah.  Sure.  You mean ... tonight?
i want to talk to you.  we met ... now, listen, don't hang up, ok? ... we met at the hospital last night.	Oh yeah.  Yeah.  Well ... Look, I'll make a deal with you ... My boyfriend threw me out, right?  I'll trade you. You give me couch-space.  I'll give you talk.  OK?
right ... so ... well, what do you want?	I want to talk to you.  We met ... now, listen, don't hang up, OK? ... We met at the hospital last night.
right.  right!	Right ... So ... Well, what do you want?
you like ... left me a card?  at the club?	Right.  Right!
joey.  yeah, who is this?	You like ... left me a card?  At the club?
uh ... hi!  is this ... er ... joanne summerskill?	Joey.  Yeah, who is this?
uh-huh?	Uh ... Hi!  Is this ... er ... Joanne Summerskill?
under the underground.  can i like go now?!	Under the Underground?  What's that? Where is ...
where?	Under The Underground.  Can I like GO now?!
look, lady!  i told you!  it's not my problem!  i was just there!	Where?
it's nothing to do with me.  i wasn't even with him.	Look, lady!  I told you!  It's not my problem!  I was just there!
hold on.  hold on, please.  i need talk to you.	It's nothing to do with me.  I wasn't even with him.
it was off the statue.  in the club.	What happened to him?
i don't know.  maybe.	Right at the back there.  Middle shelves.  Coupla folders.  Nice stuff. I'd do you a good price.
you gonna buy?	I don't know.  Maybe.
can we see?	You gonna buy?
sure.  just papers, photos.  stuff nobody'd ever want.	Can we see?
what else came with it?  anything still here?	Sure.  Just papers, photos.  Stuff nobody'd ever want.
it was part of a job-lot.  some loony- bin they shut down.  unclaimed stuff.	What else came with it?  Anything still here?
fine.  fine.  but can you tell us anything about it?	It was part of a job-lot.  Some loony- bin they shut down.  Unclaimed stuff.
never mind.  i'm glad it's gone.  made the store feel strange.  who'd make such a thing?	Fine.  Fine.  But can you tell us anything about it?
no.  we want ...	I took back everything bought on a whim, I'd have no business.  I ...
everything sold as is.  no guarantees. no returns.	No.  We want ...
no.  no, you don't understand.  we're not selling it.  it came from here.  we want ...	Everything sold as is.  No guarantees. No returns.
no.  sorry.  not interested.  not for my customers.  have you tried ...	No.  No, you don't understand.  We're not selling it.  It came from here.  We want ...
you ... i can't fucking believe you, you bastard!  you get me in here ...	Right.  Like you were hog-tied or something.
i'm jp monroe, you stupid little bitch. now get the fuck out of my life.	You ... I can't fucking believe you, you bastard!  You get me in here ...
you shit.  who do you think you are?	I'm JP Monroe, you stupid little bitch. Now get the fuck out of my life.
and tomorrow i'll give one to somebody else.  get dressed.  get out.	You shit.  Who do you think you are?
but you gave me a rose ...	And tomorrow I'll give one to somebody else.  Get dressed.  Get out.
oh.  like i'm not an interesting person.	But you gave me a rose ...
it doesn't bother me.  i'm just not interested.	Oh.  Like I'm not an interesting person.
do you mind me talking about your stuff?	Unh-unh.
wow.  thank you.	No.  Thank you.
yes really.	Wow.  Thank you.
no.  really?	Yes really.
... let it define you.  whatever it is. most of the roses die behind the bar. this is the first i've given out for nearly a month.	No.  Really?
don't do that!  don't put yourself down. if you have a quality, be proud of it...	... Let it define you.  Whatever it is. Most of the roses die behind the bar. This is the first I've given out for nearly a month.
oh come on.  there're lots of girls here who look better than ...	Don't do that!  Don't put yourself down. If you have a quality, be proud of it...
everyday i have my friend rick here bring a newly-cut red rose in with him and keep it behind the bar.  and i award it to a woman of exceptional beauty.	Oh come on.  There're lots of girls here who look better than ...
i'm sorry.	Everyday I have my friend Rick here bring a newly-cut red rose in with him and keep it behind the bar.  And I award it to a woman of exceptional beauty.
he's a barman.  whatever.  do you mind if i continue?	I'm sorry.
the barman?  i thought he was called rick?	He's a barman.  Whatever.  Do you mind if I continue?
you see, everyday i have my friend john here bring ...	The barman?  I thought he was called Rick?
a prize?  for what?	You see, everyday I have my friend John here bring ...
it's yours.  you won it.  it's a prize.	A prize?  For what?
thank you for the drink.  and the rose. wow.  that's ... really nice.	It's yours.  You won it.  It's a prize.
thank you.	Thank you for the drink.  And the rose. Wow.  That's ... really nice.
and this is your club.  great club.  i really love it here.  great club.	Thank you.
uh-huh.	And this is your club.  Great club.  I really love it here.  Great club.
you're jp monroe, right?	Uh-huh.
welcome. 38	You're JP Monroe, right?
how do we start?	It has already begun.
god?  my god was diamond and black light.  and i was his dark pope.  all that is changed.  a terrible beauty is born.  with a place at my right hand for a man of your tastes.	How do we start?
but how in god's name ...	God?  My God was diamond and black light.  And I was his Dark Pope.  All that is changed.  A terrible beauty is born.  With a place at my right hand for a man of your tastes.
you see, we're not so dissimilar.	But how in God's name ...
hey, that's what makes the world go round.	You see, we're not so dissimilar.
a dark star rising.  i was bound to another's system by a soul i once possessed.  a friend relieved me of that inconvenience.  now i'm free.  born again of blood and desire.	Hey, that's what makes the world go round.
what!?  what are you talking about?  why should i help you?	Because you want to.  You've always wanted to.  Look at your pictures.  Look at your sculptures.  Look at those tawdry representations and then ... Imagine.  Imagine a world of the body as canvas.  The body as clay.  Your will and mine as the brush and the knife. Oh, I have such sights to show you.
don't flee from yourself.  if you have a quality, let it define you.  cultivate it.  it is you.  by helping me, you will help yourse...	What!?  What are you talking about?  Why should I help you?
i understand.  their fortune was so tempting, their affection so conditional.  what else could you do?	Fuck you!
good.  so did i.  and that's all ...	No!  No.  It's not the same ... I ... No.  What you did ... it was ... evil.
yes.	Good.  So did I.  And that's all ...
on the contrary.  it has everything to do with the world.  and our dreams of how it will succumb to us.  you enjoyed the girl?	Yes.
that had nothing to do with the world. not this one, anyway.	On the contrary.  It has everything to do with the world.  And our dreams of how it will succumb to us.  You enjoyed the girl?
what did you see?  the same as i. appetite sated.  desire indulged.  you saw the working of the world in miniature.	That had nothing to do with the world. Not this one, anyway.
what ... what ... ?	What did you see?  The same as I. Appetite sated.  Desire indulged.  You saw the working of the world in miniature.
really?	Yes!  God, yes.  I ... I just want to hug you.  To hold you.  To tell you it's alright.
hey, you didn't fuck it up with me.  you know that.  it was my fault, babe, it really was.  and you know i'm sorry. and i'm sorry to see you upset now.  i hate to see you in pain like this.	Really?
no.  it isn't ... she wouldn't ... it's like i must have done something wrong, you know?  freaked her out.  just fucked up something good again.	Hey, you didn't fuck it up with me.  You know that.  It was my fault, babe, it really was.  And you know I'm sorry. And I'm sorry to see you upset now.  I hate to see you in pain like this.
that's terrible.  what a bitch.  she was obviously just using you, terri.  ready to dump you the second she had what she needed, interfering little whore.	No.  It isn't ... she wouldn't ... It's like I must have done something wrong, you know?  Freaked her out.  Just fucked up something good again.
sure.  sure.  i understand.  it's cool. i mean, we've got all night.	That's terrible.  What a bitch.  She was obviously just using you, Terri.  Ready to dump you the second she had what she needed, interfering little whore.
i don't think so.  not yet.  i'm not ready yet.	Sure.  Sure.  I understand.  It's cool. I mean, we've got all night.
terri, listen.       why don't you come here and kiss me?  i mean, it's probably ticking away in both our minds, right?  is it going to happen?  isn't it going to happen?  let's get it out of the way.  see how we feel.  then we can relax.  talk.  you know.	I don't think so.  Not yet.  I'm not ready yet.
yeah right.  look ...	Terri, listen.       Why don't you come here and kiss me?  I mean, it's probably ticking away in both our minds, right?  Is it going to happen?  Isn't it going to happen?  Let's get it out of the way.  See how we feel.  Then we can relax.  Talk.  You know.
not now, no.  i mean - now that you're here, it's like she doesn't even exist, you know what i mean?	Yeah right.  Look ...
a girl?  anyone i should know?	Not now, no.  I mean - now that you're here, it's like she doesn't even exist, you know what I mean?
yeah, a girl i know helped smarten it up.  put her heart and soul into it.	A girl?  Anyone I should know?
yeah ... yeah, it looks different.	Yeah, a girl I know helped smarten it up.  Put her heart and soul into it.
no.  but, as you can see, i'm having some work done on it.  you found a real treasure for me, terri.  i hope i can show you how grateful i am.	Yeah ... yeah, it looks different.
not quite.  this wasn't here.	No.  But, as you can see, I'm having some work done on it.  You found a real treasure for me, Terri.  I hope I can show you how grateful I am.
oh, i don't ...	C'mon.  It'll be great.
good ... good ... look, why don't you come over?  you know, nothing heavy, little drink maybe, little talk.  just see how we both feel?	Oh, I don't ...
yes. 53	Good ... Good ... Look, why don't you come over?  You know, nothing heavy, little drink maybe, little talk.  Just see how we both feel?
that's so good to hear, sweetheart.  it really is. you know, i .. are you alone?	Yes. 53
i miss you too.	That's so good to hear, sweetheart.  It really is. You know, I .. are you alone?
i know.  i know.  it's bad.  i'm a bad person.  but i try not to be, terri.  i really do.  and i really miss you.	I miss you too.
well ... of course i have.  i've thought.  i've ... oh, jp, you were so horrible.  you really hurt me ...	I know.  I know.  It's bad.  I'm a bad person.  But I try not to be, Terri.  I really do.  And I really miss you.
hey, it has been known.  c'mon terri, i'm not that bad a guy.  i have regrets. i'd like to put things right.  don't tell me you haven't thought about me. huh?	Well ... of course I have.  I've thought.  I've ... Oh, JP, you were so horrible.  You really hurt me ...
you're apologizing?	Hey, it has been known.  C'mon Terri, I'm not that bad a guy.  I have regrets. I'd like to put things right.  Don't tell me you haven't thought about me. Huh?
no.  i mean, really?  because i'm concerned for you, sweetheart.  i care about you.  i guess i miss you.  i'm sorry we split up.  i'm sorry i ...	You're apologizing?
yeah really.  i'm ...	No.  I mean, really?  Because I'm concerned for you, sweetheart.  I care about you.  I guess I miss you.  I'm sorry we split up.  I'm sorry I ...
really?	Yeah really.  I'm ...
oh.  yeah.  yeah.  well ... i'm fine. things are great here.  joey's going to get me a job at the tv station.  i'm meeting lotsa new people.  it's really great.	Really?
will you relax?  your little girlfriend left a card, remember?	Oh.  Yeah.  Yeah.  Well ... I'm fine. Things are great here.  Joey's going to get me a job at the TV station.  I'm meeting lotsa new people.  It's really great.
yeah right.  how'd you get this number?	Will you relax?  Your little girlfriend left a card, remember?
live and in the flesh.  how're you doing, babe?	What do you want?
jp?	Live and in the flesh.  How're you doing, babe?
not quite.	JP?
joey?	Not quite.
eighth room down, babe...	Guards come exactly every three minutes....
delivery entrance.  low security.	Gum.
the security's actually not that severe.	It doesn't have to be.  Everybody knows that if you mess with the Kremlin, you'll end up in a Siberian gulag eating your own fingernails.
that was beautiful.	I laughed, I cried.
well, forget about it.  hawk and i are going to rio.  we're hurt, we're tired, and a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.  right, buddy?...	Hudson, God's given you a gift for cat burglary, you can t just...
something like that.	Well, forget about it.  Hawk and I are going to Rio.  We're hurt, we're tired, and a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.  Right, buddy?...
you're saying you want us to beat them to the crystal and save the world from financial disarray.	Something like that.
oh thank god, you're dead...	It was so beautiful!  When the blanks went off, they...
let's just forget it, i mean...	Get em....
get 'em.  they went down the hallway.	Let's just forget it, I mean...
i can't believe you didn't notice. my weight.  i lost ten pounds in rome	You're a reed, man.  I gotta get Anna.  Hang in there...
alex, are you....	I can't believe you didn't notice. My weight.  I lost ten pounds in Rome
i'm a ghost.  boo.	I don't want to sound immature, but we were here first...
"we all had our quarrels and parted..."	"But we'll be the same as we started...
anna, i think you better stay....	You can be lookout!.....  Take Alex's gun.
that was close....	Anna, I think you better stay....
"oh this lock is a pain in the bu-utt"	"How'd we ever get such in a ru-utt"
now that's a lock.	Don't worry, we'll get it...
"oh, we ain't got a barrel of money.	"Maybe we're ragged and funny."
why not just go now?	Okay.
count of three?	Why not just go now?
you sound disappointed.	Yeah, I mean, come on, going through the Iron Curtain is supposed to be crawling underneath barbed wire, it's supposed to be strangling a guard...
shwoof, that makes me feel better. i can't believe this is the iron curtain.  all the guy at airport customs wanted to know was "who shot j.r.?"	You sound disappointed.
we're going in from the ground floor.	Geez, this Art Treasures Room looks like a burnt diaphragm.
rio, alex?  after all they've done to...hey, these tickets are for moscow!	Damn travel agency.  That Kremlin thing is in Moscow, isn't it?
no sweat, alex, you only made the biggest mistake of <u>my</u> life.  what was your per-diem?	Don't act like you've never committed a crime before, Hawkins?  I know, I made call, when Anna tracked me down I...
but i said i was sorry....	No sweat, Alex, you only made the biggest mistake of <u>my</u> life.  What was your per-diem?
you bastard.  you fucked my freedom for a lousy job.	But I said I was sorry....
you re not thinking of going to...	Alex, my man, it's time to play a little offense.  Where's your tux?
because i'm tired of not understanding things.  cops, mafia, and butlers forcing me to bust my ass to steal something, which it turns out i really didn't steal--it's fucked up.	You re not thinking of going to...
why try?	Because I'm tired of not understanding things.  Cops, Mafia, and butlers forcing me to bust my ass to steal something, which it turns out I really didn't steal--it's fucked up.
boing.  uh, this i don t understand...	Why try?
"attempted."  at-tempt-ted!  i'm not happy about having to steal that horse, but i do have my pride.  face it, when it comes to burglary, and sex, i....	Boing.  Uh, this I don t understand...
morning edition.  seems two thieves "attempted" to steal it last night, but thanks to three "courageous" guards, it will be ready for tonight.	"Attempted."  At-tempt-ted!  I'm not happy about having to steal that horse, but I do have my pride.  Face it, when it comes to burglary, and sex, I....
okay, you got me, mr. pbs.	Morning edition.  Seems two thieves "attempted" to steal it last night, but thanks to three "courageous" guards, it will be ready for tonight.
ah yes, a rare renaissance piece. da vinci's "sforza," an equestrian model of a never executed statue. i consider it to be the prize of tonight's auction of objets d'equestrian.  horse things.	Okay, you got me, Mr. PBS.
the butler did it.  guy was a cross between alistair cook and a cuisinart. dude took mr. ed and humptied dumptied it over gates's head.  he said it was made by, get this, leonardo..	Ah yes, a rare Renaissance piece. Da Vinci's "Sforza," an equestrian model of a never executed statue. I consider it to be the prize of tonight's auction of objets d'equestrian.  Horse things.
geez, gates was killed.  who do we send the thank you note to?	The Butler did it.  Guy was a cross between Alistair Cook and a Cuisinart. Dude took Mr. Ed and humptied dumptied it over Gates's head.  He said it was made by, get this, Leonardo..
oh, not much.  gates just had his tonsils taken out.  the hard way.	Geez, Gates was killed.  Who do we send the thank you note to?
did i miss anything?	Oh, not much.  Gates just had his tonsils taken out.  The hard way.
"you could be swinging on a star."	Paint a woman in a lighthou--I don't want to steal a horse. Life is...
what am i doing here?  there are so many things i wanna do that aren't this.  paint a lighthouse. kiss a woman in italy.	"You could be swinging on a star."
the song's over!  come on! "you could be swinging on a star."	What am I doing here?  There are so many things I wanna do that aren't this.  Paint a lighthouse. Kiss a woman in Italy.
"and all the monkeys aren't in the zoo."	"Every day you meet quite a few."
"he can't write his name or read a book.  to fool people is his only thought."	"And though he's slippery, he still gets caught."
"a mule is an animal with long funny ears."	"He kicks up at anything he hears.
you know they invented something while you were inside.  called a watch.	"A mule is an animal with long funny ears."
5:32.  "swinging on a star."	You know they invented something while you were inside.  Called a watch.
you got about five minutes and change.	5:32.  "Swinging on a Star."
they record everything their video surveillance takes in...	Yes, master-thief, I can see that. You said something about a plan...
no need.  guards' station's right there.	They record everything their video surveillance takes in...
cameras?	No need.  Guards' station's right there.
hey, you promised......don't worry, i'm wearing my girdle.	Cameras?
whoa, you better cut a bigger hole than that.	Hey, you promised......Don't worry, I'm wearing my girdle.
alex!	Don't wet your diapers.  I'll have to change them.  "Witchcraft." What's the running time?
rutherford auction... that name...	Alex!
i'm sorr--goddamn mario brothers. goddamn gates.  goddamn rutherford auction house.  by the way, how many seconds?	Rutherford Auction... that name...
you're not...listening!	I'm sorr--Goddamn Mario Brothers. Goddamn Gates.  Goddamn Rutherford Auction House.  By the way, how many seconds?
there goes five seconds...my record's eighteen.	You're not...LISTENING!
this isn't funny.  i'm not into this.  i...	There goes five seconds...My record's eighteen.
hey, i'm sorry, man.  i'm putting out a fire with kerosene.	This isn't funny.  I'm not into this.  I...
but you got three guards who... shit, what am i doing?  where's the want ads?  gonna sell some spatulas.	Hey, I'm sorry, man.  I'm putting out a fire with kerosene.
just means it'll take you an extra 31 seconds to seduce.  you re still the best, i know it.	But you got three guards who... Shit, what am I doing?  Where's the want ads?  Gonna sell some spatulas.
the safe's a simpson 71.  last time i played the game, simpson only had a 40.	Just means it'll take you an extra 31 seconds to seduce.  You re still the best, I know it.
hmmm, nasty little safe on the 7th.	The safe's a Simpson 71.  Last time I played the game, Simpson only had a 40.
it's captain bob's steering wheel! remember when the captain.....	Hmmm, nasty little safe on the 7th.
yo pandora, quit hummm-ing... look at this.	It's Captain Bob's steering wheel! Remember when the Captain.....
hmmmm.....	Yo Pandora, quit hummm-ing... look at this.
alex, did you know this ape was going to be here...	Sure.  That's why his meatballs are made out of marinated Chuck Wagon.
i read about these people in newsweek.  where's all the regulars, crazy jeff cava, the todd sisters, indian joe?  where's ed kranepool's autograph?  captain bob's steering wheel?	Hey, get this irritable guy a cappuccino.  I gotta go be a boss.
i didn't know how to tell you.  a couple brokers stopped in for stoley spritzers one night.  next thing i know fast track digest votes us "watering hole of the month."  now, i'm shopping for aqua salmon wallpaper.	I read about these people in Newsweek.  Where's all the regulars, Crazy Jeff Cava, the Todd sisters, Indian Joe?  Where's Ed Kranepool's autograph?  Captain Bob's steering wheel?
ah, had the perfect amount of foam.  just get me to the bar... it's the one good thing in my life that'll never change....	I didn't know how to tell you.  A couple brokers stopped in for Stoley Spritzers one night.  Next thing I know Fast Track Digest votes us "Watering Hole of the Month."  Now, I'm shopping for Aqua Salmon wallpaper.
those dago-guinea-i can say this shit i'm italian-wop motherfu--	Ah, had the perfect amount of foam.  Just get me to the bar... It's the one good thing in my life that'll never change....
oh, not much.  mario brothers want me to do a job.	Those dago-guinea-I can say this shit I'm Italian-wop motherfu--
so mr. coffee, what went down outside the prison?	Oh, not much.  Mario Brothers want me to do a job.
come on, alex, let's just get to alex's.  your bar's the only place that's going to cheer me. god, i'd kill for a damn cappuccino.  what the hell's a nintendo?	Oh man, you still got a thing for those unmasculine European coffees? Who's your buddy?
now that you're born again,what do you wanna do?  statue of liberty?  entertain some ladies? miss saigon tix?  seduce some women?  play nintendo?  bone some chicks?	Come on, Alex, let's just get to Alex's.  Your bar's the only place that's going to cheer me. God, I'd kill for a damn cappuccino.  What the hell's a Nintendo?
not anymore.  now i'm the laziest damn cat burg--i'm going to take it so straight that i won't tape a mets game without the expressed written consent of the national baseball league.	Now that you're born again,what do you wanna do?  Statue of Liberty?  Entertain some ladies? Miss Saigon tix?  Seduce some women?  Play Nintendo?  Bone some chicks?
still do the puzzles, still know the running times of songs, and i'll bet you're still the best damn cat burg--	Not anymore.  Now I'm the laziest damn cat burg--I'm going to take it so straight that I won't tape a Mets game without the expressed written consent of the National Baseball League.
three minutes, 51 seconds.	Still do the puzzles, still know the running times of songs, and I'll bet you're still the best damn cat burg--
show off.  hey, boss tune.  "come fly with me."	Three minutes, 51 seconds.
that's your definition of "hard?"	Show off.  Hey, boss tune.  "Come Fly with Me."
my next word was gonna be "consciousness."  swear to god... tubby.	That's your definition of "Hard?"
don't say it, hawkins.  i'm incredibly sensitive about my fucking figure.	My next word was gonna be "consciousness."  Swear to God... tubby.
looks like you've been expanding your...	Don't say it, Hawkins.  I'm incredibly sensitive about my fucking figure.
your timing, and your shoes, are impeccable...  good to see you, alex, been having a lousy day.	Lousy day?  The man's getting out of prison and he's having a lousy day.  What, you missing out on the Cell Block Water Ballet pageant?  Believe me, it's overrated.
that's the first thing i did. smooch the ground and taste the freedom.  sorry i was late.  miss anything?	Your timing, and your shoes, are impeccable...  Good to see you, Alex, been having a lousy day.
my plan is just beginning.  i'll forgive you for denying me the pleasure of slaughtering my boorish employers, but i'm afraid the birth of the new british empire can have no witnesses!	Ooh-kay...
you're unemployed, alfie.  boss is dead.  her plan is over.	My plan is just beginning.  I'll forgive you for denying me the pleasure of slaughtering my boorish employers, but I'm afraid the birth of the new British Empire can have no witnesses!
how.	You're unemployed, Alfie.  Boss is dead.  Her plan is over.
welcome back to vinci.	Last rites, sister?
my life is not some deal.  i...	It's Boston, Mr. Mayflower.
welcome to rome, sir.	Yes way.
ta ta, hudson hawk.	Too-do-loo, babe.
lucky for us, the da vinci is located in a wing of the kremlin that they used to throw the miss ukraine pageant and stuff.  it'll have the least number of guards....	As for our plan of action, anybody'd be insane to go in from the ground floor...
with all due respect to that great blouse, why didn't i cut out her heart?	Close call, but she's our only way of keeping tabs on that damn mysterious Vatican organization. Hawk, it's time to go to the principal's office....
grapple, biker's bottle, hairspray, black turtleneck, pocket fisherman, acid, collapsible yardstick, softball, and 72 stamps. gee stud, this is going to be some date.  no harvey's bristol cream?	Snickers, make the list happen. Oh and it's one thing to play hide and seek with the Mayflower's pathetic staff, but we're sore losers.  I've put jumper cables on the nipples of children and not always in the line of duty.
george, you promised.  no old cia/ new cia jokes...	I call them the MTV.I.A.  Punks think Bay of Pigs is an herbal tea. They think the Cold War involves penguins and...
don't you just hate kids...	George, you promised.  No Old CIA/ New CIA jokes...
what the hell....	You're supposed to be dead!
this is the room above the art treasures room.  the lock is a natalya z-z, first created...	Snickers, baby, I love you like a brother, but really, who cares? Silencer bomb...
damn baby, when's the last time you had a vacation...jesus, i gotta get out of this job.  if my mom knew her daughter assassinated the leader of the anti-apartheid movement....	Quit bitching, you got the employee of the month plaque for that shit...Ah to be in Pari-is and in love.
italy, france, moscow.  they all just wanna be nebraska.  old man kaplan thinks since communism is dead, we got nothing to do.  man, democracy isn't free elections. we gotta teach the world that democracy is big tits, college football on saturdays, eddie murphy saying the word "fuck" and kids putting their hands down garbage disposals on "america's funniest home videos."	Damn baby, when's the last time you had a vacation...Jesus, I gotta get out of this job.  If my Mom knew her daughter assassinated the leader of the anti-Apartheid movement....
actually we're in italy, snickers, she said as if it made a difference.	Italy, France, Moscow.  They all just wanna be Nebraska.  Old Man Kaplan thinks since Communism is dead, we got nothing to do.  Man, Democracy isn't free elections. We gotta teach the world that Democracy is Big Tits, College Football on Saturdays, Eddie Murphy saying the word "Fuck" and Kids putting their hands down garbage disposals on "America's Funniest Home Videos."
come on, pierre, steak-bur-ger, fren-n-ch fries.  this is france, you gotta have french.....	Actually we're in Italy, Snickers, she said as if it made a difference.
i know, i know, your eminence, just say "god go with me."	God go with you, sister.
i'm sorry for losing it back there, but you must remember, sister, you have vows to god as well as a mission to the world.	I know, I know, your Eminence, just say "God go with me."
i'm going to find out.	I'm sorry for losing it back there, but you must remember, sister, you have vows to God as well as a mission to the world.
oh, why couldn't i be the cardinal in charge of catering.... if the mayflowers get the three sections of da vinci's crystal and his instructions for the gold machine-- aie-yi--do we got anything?  what of alex, hawk's friend, where is his loyalty?	I'm going to find out.
you got it.  operation deflower mayflower is a bad joke and i'm the punchline.  i thought we were using the cia to help us to get mayflower, but really the cia was using me to keep us away from mayflower.	Oh, why couldn't I be the Cardinal in charge of catering.... If the Mayflowers get the three sections of Da Vinci's crystal and his instructions for the gold machine-- Aie-yi--Do we got anything?  What of Alex, Hawk's friend, where is his loyalty?
a little petting is not the issue!	Sorry.  Seventeen Hail Marys and five minutes outside.
"messed around" messed around?  i know-- i don't want to know.  first base?  second base?  stop me when i'm getting warm...	A little petting is not the issue!
he came into a world where crime is a legitimate business tactic and a legitimate government procedure.  but he knew right and wrong.  oh, and we kind of messed around...	"Messed around" messed around?  I know-- I don't want to know.  First base?  Second Base?  Stop me when I'm getting warm...
anna, what are you trying to say...	He came into a world where crime is a legitimate business tactic and a legitimate government procedure.  But he knew Right and Wrong.  Oh, and we kind of messed around...
i betrayed a man.  a good man.  an innocent man.  a thief.	Anna, what are you trying to say...
hit me with your best shot.	I betrayed a man.  A good man.  An innocent man.  A thief.
let me be the one to quote scripture.  ....as an agent of our organization, you are put in awkward situations.  just remember, hudson hawk is an evil, evil man.	Yeah.  The big E.
that's the best kind.  a wise woman once said "polite conversation is rarely either."	Let me be the one to quote Scripture.  ....As an agent of our organization, you are put in awkward situations.  Just remember, Hudson Hawk is an evil, evil man.
attempt, you mean.  the vanity of this man, hudson hawk.  the vatican has foiled the advances of pirates and terrorists.  we will not lie down for some schmuck from new jersey.  must you flirt with him so realistically?	That's the best kind.  A wise woman once said "Polite conversation is rarely either."
no, your eminence.  i think he's going to steal the codex, as early as next week.	Attempt, you mean.  The vanity of this man, Hudson Hawk.  The Vatican has foiled the advances of Pirates and Terrorists.  We will not lie down for some schmuck from New Jersey.  Must you flirt with him so realistically?
did he mention the mayflowers?	No, your Eminence.  I think he's going to steal the Codex, as early as next week.
hudson, i'm afraid i'm sticking with god.  but you're a close second, tough guy.  what is that smile?	I got my planet back.
have i ever told you the world is beautiful...  i'd really like to play nintendo with you, or something...	Hudson, I'm afraid I'm sticking with God.  But you're a close second, tough guy.  What is that smile?
i wanna know...	Holy sh-h--things are going to get very interesting, very fast. Da Vinci would be proud of you.
wha -- you don't want to know...	I wanna know...
yeah, but what would happen if that little mirror came out of the crystal.	Wha -- you don't want to know...
da vinci made the real directions in a secret script that i decoded. the way the machine is running now, the gold will produce too quickly, clog, and the machine will shut itself down.  isn't it wonderful?	Yeah, but what would happen if that little mirror came out of the crystal.
trust leonardo....	Wha.....
i hope you know what....	Trust Leonardo....
oh hudson, i'm a sister of the catholic church as well as an agent.	This is too bad to be false.
i told you not to call me hudson. the only people who called me that were the nuns at...	Oh Hudson, I'm a sister of the Catholic church as well as an agent.
oh hudson...	I told you not to call me Hudson. The only people who called me that were the nuns at...
uh, yeah.  guess i'm a wee bit nervous.  i'm sorry i could only score clergy passports.	Fits my new image.  A thief for the masses.  This is one job I'm not going to feel guilty about enjoying.  Gum.
hey, don't take your disguise so seriously.	Uh, yeah.  Guess I'm a wee bit nervous.  I'm sorry I could only score clergy passports.
selfish attitude?  i'm just some guy who wants a little nap and a cappuccino for when he wakes up, not too much foam...	You re not "some guy" anymore, Hudson.  Right now, you're the only guy.  Without your help, I....
it's that kind of selfish attitude that...	Selfish attitude?  I'm just some guy who wants a little nap and a cappuccino for when he wakes up, not too much foam...
you better believe i can.  i'm sick of people telling me what i have to do.	It's that kind of selfish attitude that...
you know, the place where you gave the bad guys the codex.... the mayflower museum.	It's from the machine.  All they need is the crystal to run it and they have 2/3 of it already.  We can't let that happen.
where did you get this?	You know, the place where you gave the bad guys the Codex.... the Mayflower Museum.
oh.  well, what's this?	Where did you get this?
i-work-for-a-covert-vatican-humanitarian- organization.  the-cia-made-a-fool-of-me. i-care-for-you...	Oh.  Well, what's this?
and you, dr. cappucino, you're lucky i don't hit women, assuming you are a woman.  i'm not taking anything for granted anymore.	I-work-for-a-covert-Vatican-humanitarian- organization.  The-CIA-made-a-fool-of-me. I-care-for-you...
hudson, don't you understand...	And you, Dr. Cappucino, you're lucky I don't hit women, assuming you are a woman.  I'm not taking anything for granted anymore.
this doesn't taste like cappuccino.	Oh, I must have put too much ethyl-chloride in it.
the c.i. what?  god, no...	Ooh, I guess I do know something Here's looking at you, kid...
does everyone in the world know more than me?  jesus, i'm just some guy who happens to be good at swiping stuff.....lifted a piece of licorice when i was one and a half.  who knew it would lead... they even got the cia involved!	The C.I. what?  God, no...
for two years, i've been tracking the mayflowers' peculiar interest in three da vinci pieces.  their sforza replica was as fake as the "gas leak" that supposedly destroyed it.	Does everyone in the world know more than me?  Jesus, I'm just some guy who happens to be good at swiping stuff.....Lifted a piece of licorice when I was one and a half.  Who knew it would lead... They even got the CIA involved!
wha--	What are your plans for the weekend?  Hoisting away the Colosseum?  Tell me, did the devil make you do it or did Darwin and Minerva Mayflower?
you really went and did it.  with one day, not even a day, of planning, you did it.  nobody does it better, hudson.  you started the week stealing the sforza and you ended it swiping the codex.	Wha--
it's not what you think.  okay, maybe it is....	You really went and did it.  With one day, not even a day, of planning, you did it.  Nobody does it better, Hudson.  You started the week stealing the Sforza and you ended it swiping the Codex.
oh.  no.	It's not what you think.  Okay, maybe it is....
somebody robbed the vatican.	Oh.  No.
catholic girls are scary...	Somebody robbed the Vatican.
it's also been a long time for me.  i--	Catholic girls are scary...
hey now, outside of a very friendly dog this morning, it's been a slow decade.  i don't make love every ten years, i get a little cranky.	It's also been a long time for me.  I--
i'm sorry.  i can't.  i....	Hey now, outside of a very friendly dog this morning, it's been a slow decade.  I don't make love every ten years, I get a little cranky.
oh, i'm so sorry...	I'm sorry.  I can't.  I....
tickles, tickles, tickles.	Oh, I'm so sorry...
uh....old badminton injury.	tickles, ticKleS, TICKLES.
what have you been doing?	Uh....old badminton injury.
wow, you were "in the joint." "doing hard time."  it's funny, but that excites me.  i seem to have a thing for sinners.	I seem to have a thing for sinning. sinning.  Check please....
let's just say, i never saw e.t.	Wow, you were "in the joint." "Doing hard time."  It's funny, but that excites me.  I seem to have a thing for sinners.
how long were you in?	Let's just say, I never saw E.T.
i was the warden?	How long were you in?
prison?	I was the Warden?
this is bueno.  they had the worst ketchup in prison.....uh...	Prison?
oh hudson, i was worried you weren't going to drop by....	I never break a date.  Scout's honor.
secret passageways don't mean as much as they used to.  there's a place two blocks east of here. enzo's.  say 10:30.	Said.
and i'll bring my entourage...	Secret passageways don't mean as much as they used to.  There's a place two blocks east of here. Enzo's.  Say 10:30.
i'll bring my entire repertoire...	And I'll bring my entourage...
god, i wish i could say the same thing.  what about having a nice, dull dinner with me tonight. scrabble, knock-knock jokes, anecdotes about famous dead italians....	I'll bring my entire repertoire...
i don't steal stuffed elephants from little girls.  and i buy my own clothes.  my life's a little boring...	God, I wish I could say the same thing.  What about having a nice, dull dinner with me tonight. Scrabble, Knock-knock jokes, Anecdotes about famous dead Italians....
you're not an unmysterious thang yourself.	I don't steal stuffed elephants from little girls.  And I buy my own clothes.  My life's a little boring...
actually i wrote it.  it's a good sentence.  it can apply to people.	You're not an unmysterious thang yourself.
oh, you read that.	Actually I wrote it.  It's a good sentence.  It can apply to people.
nice.  but right out of our brochure.	Oh, you read that.
the vatican is made of constant mysteries meant to be enjoyed, not explained.	Nice.  But right out of our brochure.
delivers up to ten at night.  the pope has an obsession with his easter seals.  it's actually not that an unusual set-up.  the secret passageway on the other hand....	The Vatican is made of constant mysteries meant to be enjoyed, not explained.
whoa, part 2.  does it go to times square?	Delivers up to ten at night.  The Pope has an obsession with his Easter Seals.  It's actually not that an unusual set-up.  The secret passageway on the other hand....
could you believe that crazy elephant?	Whoa, part 2.  Does it go to Times Square?
sure hudson.  are you going to tell me why you did that back there or are you going to blame it on dumbo?	Could you believe that crazy elephant?
whoa.  name's hawkins, eddie hawkins. my nickname's hudson hawk, but don't call me hudson, not even as a joke. the nuns at st. agnes called me that and they're the ones who helped make me what i am today. not a compliment...	Sure Hudson.  Are you going to tell me why you did that back there or are you going to blame it on Dumbo?
never, why do you ask?	Whoa.  Name's Hawkins, Eddie Hawkins. My nickname's Hudson Hawk, but don't call me Hudson, not even as a joke. The Nuns at St. Agnes called me that and they're the ones who helped make me what I am today. Not a compliment...
come on, this stuff will knock you out.  have you ever had the feeling you were being followed, mr. bond.	Never, why do you ask?
that's what you theenk.	Question, sir?   His untiring pen predicted the airplane, the submarine, the bicycle, the helicopter, and even the tank.
as you know, the da vinci codex, has lived in the vatican for centuries and will continue to live here for centuries more.	That's what you theenk.
yes, and my giraffe loves it, too...	As you know, the Da Vinci Codex, has lived in the Vatican for centuries and will continue to live here for centuries more.
tough guy.  what are you--how's your head.	Yes, and my giraffe loves it, too...
thanks tough guy, thanks a lot. why was the guard chasing you?	Because Danger, Doc, is my middle...
excuse me, milady.  i would have flown over and carried you up to a pink cloud, but i left my cape at the cleaners.	Thanks tough guy, thanks a lot. Why was the guard chasing you?
no, i meant you didn't have to tackle me and rip my dress.  a polite push, perhaps?  a clear shout of "watch out, anna" would have done nicely...	Excuse me, Milady.  I would have flown over and carried you up to a pink cloud, but I left my cape at the cleaners.
forget about it--it was nothing-- anybody would have done the same thing--it's an impulse...	No, I meant you didn't have to tackle me and rip my dress.  A polite push, perhaps?  A clear shout of "watch out, Anna" would have done nicely...
my god, that was bold of you, you didn't have to do that...	Forget about it--it was nothing-- anybody would have done the same thing--It's an impulse...
oh, the shit is going to hit the fa--	Fantastic.  Perfection.  The Vatican extends its jealousy to the lucky bidder.
cat got his tongue?	Actually he never told us what it was.
anna.  anna.  anna.  if that were true, almond joy would have handed you your heart right after you handed me the codex. now, get some sleep.  kit kat...	Cat got his tongue?
oh lord.... the only reason i ask is that hudson, uh, mr. hawk, hawkins, had some "neat" things to say about darwin, minerva, and you. basically that you're part of the same car pool.	Anna.  Anna.  Anna.  If that were true, Almond Joy would have handed you your heart right after you handed me the Codex. Now, get some sleep.  Kit Kat...
it's the site of their new museum and we're taking it over.  operation deflower mayflower is going full speed ahead.	Oh Lord.... the only reason I ask is that Hudson, uh, Mr. Hawk, Hawkins, had some "neat" things to say about Darwin, Minerva, and you. Basically that you're part of the same car pool.
when the mayflowers find out we have the codex, they're going to want to make a deal...	And then we'll arrest those greedy pigs... Is that it?
way to go, anna.	When the Mayflowers find out we have the Codex, they're going to want to make a deal...
good job, not pretty, but good.	Ah, the mafia, the cops; do I know how to party or what?
what's your favorite sport, hawk?	Baseball, why?
if the mario brothers weren't jersey's third largest family, i'd say kiss my ass.  but considering your status, i'll say slurp my butt.	What's your favorite sport, Hawk?
hawk, you're a great thief.  got set up, did some time, nothing to be ashamed of.  don't give me a sonata about you always just really wanted to settle down, open a hardware store and sell spatulas...	If the Mario brothers weren't Jersey's third largest family, I'd say kiss my ass.  But considering your status, I'll say slurp my butt.
you're hitting rutherford's auction house.  easy as my brother's wife.  directions are in the bag.  just open the seventh floor safe and take out the thingie...	Or you cut off my thingie. Directions even your brother would understand.
sure.  face down.  two endearing shots to the back of the head. that's your mark, man.  what did little eddie ever do to...	You're hitting Rutherford's Auction House.  Easy as my brother's wife.  Directions are in the bag.  Just open the seventh floor safe and take out the thingie...
how many times do i have to say it?  i didn't put the hit on little eddie... never had anything against that kooky chimp.  i actually found him, "endearing."	Sure.  Face down.  Two endearing shots to the back of the head. That's your mark, man.  What did Little Eddie ever do to...
that new-york-italian-father- made-twenty-bucks-a-week-son- of-a-bitch.  what was our bet?  a million?	Million five, lover...
i knew it!  i told you it was a fake.	That New-York-Italian-Father- made-twenty-bucks-a-week-son- of-a-bitch.  What was our bet?  A million?
we're here to say, your government was right.	So let's get busy.  Have some fun and make some deals.
i look at you soviet people and i feel... pity... superiority.  most of your life, your government has told you that capitalism turns people into robots who'd rather eat microwave sushi, naked in the back of a cadillac than hear the laughter of children.	We're here to say, your government was right.
market crashes.  bomb drops. greenhouse effect affects.  we'll still be the richest, most powerful people in the world.  in 1992, europe is coming together to become one business superpower.  it's one party we'd love to poop.	Well, that said, the last ingredient in the recipe is in, get this, you're gonna die, the Kremlin.
alchemy!  is the business term of the 90's, my man!  minerva read about it in an airline magazine about four years ago.  i dumped some lira into research... shazam, we come across a diary by one of da vinci's apprentices detailing la machine de oro, the gold machine for those at home, and the rest is about to become history.  money isn't everything, gold is.  fuck blue chip stocks!  fuck t-bills! fuck junk bonds!  i got the real deal!  money will always be paper but gold will always be gold!	Market crashes.  Bomb drops. Greenhouse effect affects.  We'll still be the richest, most powerful people in the world.  In 1992, Europe is coming together to become one business superpower.  It's one party we'd love to poop.
so, captain hawk, in one of your paws you got a gold bar worth about 8 thou.  in the autre, you got lead that won't get you gelato.	Surely a master-thief like you can tell the difference.
no, let me!	I don't care.
haven't you ever seen, like david niven?  you know tiptoe in, tiptoe out.	Like a "cat", one could say.
listen hawk, this might be hard to believe, but i'm a regular joe.  i just want to be happy and happiness comes from the achieving of goals. it's just when you make your first billion by the age of 19, it's hard to keep coming up with new ones.  but now finally i got my new goal.  world domination.  with your help...bunny....quit that!	Bunny, ball-ball!  Bad bunny!
we want da vinci's sketchbook, what do they call it, the codex.	Listen Hawk, this might be hard to believe, but I'm a regular joe.  I just want to be happy and happiness comes from the achieving of goals. It's just when you make your first billion by the age of 19, it's hard to keep coming up with new ones.  But now finally I got my new goal.  World domination.  With your help...Bunny....quit that!
hawkmeister, we got you clothes, great hotel, and a 250,000 lira per diem.	That's two hundred dollars a day? So he can get a hooker and some tequila.  Veto, Darwin.
outbid by my own wench, quelle bummere.	Poor baby..... Here, Bunny.
what a pleasant surprise.  you're probably wondering...	But you're going to tell us anyway...
i'll torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career!  i'll kill your family, your friends, and the bitch you took to the prom!	You want an address on that last one?
come to think of it there is a part of your body that you won't need for your next job...	Hey, guys, I've always wanted to sing like Franki Valli and the other seasons, but come on....
way to go, alfie!  how many people did you break that thing in front of.   good help's hard to find.	I guess that's a no.
if you're pausing for a "thank you," give it up.  so boss, you going to tell me what the crystal piece inside the pony means?	Way to go, Alfie!  How many people did you break that thing in front of.   Good help's hard to find.
oh... let's see.  there are organizations that think we wanted the "sforza" for reasons other than putting it in the da vinci museum we're building in vinci. hopefully, these organizations think our plan has been ruined with the explosion of our replica. if i seem vague, grand.  we want a low profile on this, that's why i got kaplan and the candy bars involved.  i helped george help the mario brothers and gates help get you out....	If you're pausing for a "thank you," give it up.  So boss, you going to tell me what the crystal piece inside the pony means?
whatever.  you own boardwalk, you own park place, you own the four railroads.  you think you're god. for all i know, you're probably right.  i just wanted to have a damn cappuccino, maybe play some nintendo after i find out what it is.  man, why didn't you just <u>buy</u> the horse?  what am i saying, you did buy it...	Oh... Let's see.  There are organizations that think we wanted the "Sforza" for reasons other than putting it in the Da Vinci museum we're building in Vinci. Hopefully, these organizations think our plan has been ruined with the explosion of our replica. If I seem vague, grand.  We want a low profile on this, that's why I got Kaplan and the Candy bars involved.  I helped George help the Mario Brothers and Gates help get you out....
so hawkasaurus, i won't mince words...	Whatever.  You own Boardwalk, you own Park Place, you own the four railroads.  You think you're God. For all I know, you're probably right.  I just wanted to have a damn cappuccino, maybe play some Nintendo after I find out what it is.  Man, why didn't you just <u>buy</u> the horse?  What am I saying, you did buy it...
you could host american bandstand in here.  why did you duck at the auction, asshole?	Because I didn't want to get hurt, taterhead.
for those kind of wages, i could have built the factory in america! they're vietnamese, can't we just give them more bart simpson shirts? i hear depressing news like this and i want to commit genocide!  alfred, hold my calls.  so, hawk! the hawkster!  what do you think of the vehicle?	You could host American Bandstand in here.  Why did you duck at the auction, asshole?
you certainly do.	So when's that Sebastian-Cabot- Buckingham-Palace-looking- Butlerhead getting here?
all this trouble for a horsey. i may not know art, but i know what i like.	You certainly do.
hudson hawkins gets the chair of honor.  how about a gates-arita?  i used real hot dogs.	Weren't you the bartender at Jonestown?
what else do you got under there ... i don't want to be rude, but this is all pretty lame.	That's the beauty.  It's bullshit, but I can make it stick because I'm a good guy parole officer and you re a bad guy who's about to find out that there's a thin line between ex-con and escape con.
remember that shoe you lost...	Uh, yeah.  Cut to the chase.
yes.	Remember that shoe you lost...
remember that guy in the cell next to you who hung himself?	Yes.
how was i supposed to know they were women?  besides one of them was bald and kept saying "soitinly."	Remember that guy in the cell next to you who hung himself?
you wouldn't be out if it wasn't for me!  i did dog and pony for you!  you think they would have let you out after what you did, you told the board members they looked like the three stooges...	How was I supposed to know they were women?  Besides one of them was bald and kept saying "Soitinly."
the only thing you can't do is get sex for free.  i know i was in prison for like basically the 80's, but, call me daffy, aren't you supposed to <u>stop</u> me from committing crimes.  you know, book-em-dano, call-for-backup, give-a-hoot-don't-pollute.	You wouldn't be out if it wasn't for me!  I did dog and pony for you!  You think they would have let you out after what you did, you told the board members they looked like the Three Stooges...
the auction house, asshole.  one night's work and you're free like no ex-con's ever been.  no checking in with a shrink, no community service teaching retards how to play air hockey. it's a great deal, i can't lie.	The only thing you can't do is get sex for free.  I know I was in prison for like basically the 80's, but, call me daffy, aren't you supposed to <u>stop</u> me from committing crimes.  You know, Book-em-Dano, Call-for-backup, Give-a-Hoot-Don't-Pollute.
what job?	The auction house, asshole.  One night's work and you're free like no ex-con's ever been.  No checking in with a shrink, no community service teaching retards how to play air hockey. It's a great deal, I can't lie.
why do you show your parole officer such disrespect? especially after i got you such a nice job.	What job?
the pleasure's all yours, officer gates.	Why do you show your parole officer such disrespect? Especially after I got you such a nice job.
have a seat.  good to see you, buddy ol' pal...	The pleasure's all yours, Officer Gates.
and to think i thought you were evil incarnate in pumps.	I killed some lovable working class Italian-diabetic, but you killed the most significant male figure of the decade and a kind, gentle lover.  So don't play with me.
if you pull this off, i can't promise i won't kill you.  i mean, who we trying to kid?  but i will spare the flying nun here....	And to think I thought you were Evil Incarnate in pumps.
except yours-yours.  the goal of world domination.  well, if you put it that way, minnie.  how can i resist?	You can't, convict!  You're just a shmoe!  Every shmoe has the fantasy the planet revolves around them.  It rains, car crash stops traffic, you say "How could this happen to me?"  It's a natural inclination.  But for I, this isn't a fantasy, it is <u>reality</u>! You are on my planet!  You walk around the corner for coffee, out of my sight, you do not fucking exist!  The lives of shmoes like you have meaning only in relation to the rich, to the powerful, to ME!
it'll take a couple of years of steady production, but i'll flood the market with so much gold that gold itself, the foundation of all finance, will lose its meaning. brokers, economists, and fellow entrepreneurs will drown in the saliva of their own nervous breakdowns.  markets will crash- crash.  financial empires will crumble-crumble.	Except yours-yours.  The goal of world domination.  Well, if you put it that way, Minnie.  How can I resist?
you killed a friend.  why should i help you go for the gold?	It'll take a couple of years of steady production, but I'll flood the market with so much gold that gold itself, the foundation of all finance, will lose its meaning. Brokers, economists, and fellow entrepreneurs will drown in the saliva of their own nervous breakdowns.  Markets will crash- crash.  Financial Empires will crumble-crumble.
i hate a man with a sense of humor.  while you corn dogs were comparing the lengths of your masculinity, we obtained the helicopter the new fashioned way: a thoroughly corrupt business deal.	If you think you're getting past me...
bunny, not you too?	You've got a dilemma, tiger.  I think I know what's going to help you solve it.
sure.  the kremlin.  makes sense. the kremlin.  why not?  listen, this is all too indiana jones and the lost city of king tut for me, man.  throw me in jail and go ahead, just try and throw alex...	Jail, you asshole!  Our foot soldiers will blow your brains out!  Bunny, Ball-Ball!
cool, isn't it?  weight, feel, mal1eability, they're all but identical.  on the periodic chart of elements, they're but one proton apart.  great minds worked for centuries to turn worthless into priceless.	Alchemy.
big girls don't cry-i-eye.	Two minutes, 35 seconds.  Damnit, I'm involved in this thing, so I just wanna know what this thing is. I wanna be treated as an adult.
get away from there, convict!	Just browsing.  Don't touch me....
you go back, you won't be alone. you'll have a diabetic barkeep cellmate.  you're still young enough to have fun shanking child molesters for a pack of smokes, but "alex" will go in knowing that the next time he gets out it'll be to attend his own funeral. depressing.	You wouldn't risk the dime to call the police.  You have no proof.
anybody have a cigarette?  but seriously, do me a favor and concorde me back to prison.  i don't care anymore.  i hope you have the receipts for the threads.	You go back, you won't be alone. You'll have a diabetic barkeep cellmate.  You're still young enough to have fun shanking child molesters for a pack of smokes, but "Alex" will go in knowing that the next time he gets out it'll be to attend his own funeral. Depressing.
guess i know who wears the penis in this family.	For God's sake, chain this convict.
damnit, i hate this!  i'm a cat burglar!  nobody said anything about this fight-to-the-death shit.	Too bad.
bastard!  if you were a true american.	Just shut up and hit me!
don't be stupid...they...	Bastard!  If you were a true American.
good news, bud, the mayflowers have moved up the time-table. you're hitting the vatican to-night.	Tonight?  You're whacked.  The timing's off, I'm underequipped Damnit, I have a date!
you know kaplan, if you weren't the slimiest pinata of shit that ever lived, i'd feel sorry for you.	Good news, bud, the Mayflowers have moved up the time-table. You're hitting the Vatican to-night.
this is the worst night...	When it rains, it pours.  Name's Snickers.  The plane leaves in 40.
why does this have to be so hard...	Tell me about it...
i can't believe this.  i'm in fucking russia, or do i have to say, the fucking soviet union and i'm shooting a non-bolshevick.  i never thought i'd say "i'm just in this job for the money."  sad. any last immature quips?	No.  But why do you let Butterfinger keep those blood stains on his shirt?
they may be scum, but if i get the da vinci model back, then we'll be roasting weenies on the beach.	I don't think you'll appreciate their choice of weenie.
can't you see the mayflowers double-crossed you...	They may be scum, but if I get the Da Vinci model back, then we'll be roasting weenies on the beach.
if you do anything to my friend...	Yeah, right.  By the way, as long as I'm getting things off my chest, I'm the one who killed your little monkey.  Made it look like a Mafia hit.  Did it for fun. Ciao.
we blow up space shuttles for breakfast.  you and your friend alex would be a late afternoon triscuit.	If you do anything to my friend...
thanks for sharing.	We blow up space shuttles for breakfast.  You and your friend Alex would be a late afternoon Triscuit.
why george, you big softie...	God, I miss communism.  The Red Threat.  People were scared, the Agency was respected, and I got laid every night.
hawk, hawk, hawk.  enjoying italy?  i always had a soft spot for rome.  did my first barehanded strangulation here.  communist politician.	Why George, you big softie...
i'm supposed to fall for that?	Shucks.  Guess not.
no, somebody powerful.  oh.  look. what's that up there?	I'm supposed to fall for that?
employer?  the president?	No, somebody powerful.  Oh.  Look. what's that up there?
hush.  my employer wants a meeting.	Employer?  The president?
three minutes, twenty-three seconds.  if you think i'm doing another...	Hush.  My employer wants a meeting.
i want to make things up to you. that's why i got you this gig, doll.  hawk, my name's george kaplan and to quote the late, great karen carpenter, "we've only just begun."	Three minutes, twenty-three seconds.  If you think I'm doing another...
to what do i owe the dishonor of a reunion, you centrally intelligent scumsicle.	I Want to make things up to you. That's why I got you this gig, doll.  Hawk, my name's George Kaplan and to quote the late, great Karen Carpenter, "We've only just begun."
i used you as a diversion.  while you were getting captured upstairs, i was shredding documents in the basement.  deep down, i guess i was just jealous.  you were one incredible thief...	To what do I owe the dishonor of a reunion, you centrally intelligent scumsicle.
but i'm not the type of guy to hold a grudge.	I used you as a diversion.  while you were getting captured upstairs, I was shredding documents in the basement.  Deep down, I guess I was just jealous.  You were one incredible thief...
bastard, you're going to need another nose!	But I'm not the type of guy to hold a grudge.
you just might.  i'm the guy who tricked you into robbing a government installation and then had you sent to prison for it.  at the time, i was bald with a beard, no moustache, and i had a different nose, so if you don't recognize me, i won't be offended.	Bastard, you're going to need another nose!
don't i know you...	You just might.  I'm the guy who tricked you into robbing a government installation and then had you sent to prison for it.  At the time, I was bald with a beard, no moustache, and I had a different nose, so if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended.
the hoop-dee-doo!	The Hudsucker Hoop!
the hudswinger!	The Hoop-dee-doo!
the hoopsucker!	The Hudswinger!
the circle-o'-gaiety!	The Hoopsucker!
the daddy-oh!	The Circle-o'-Gaiety!
the hipster!	The Daddy-Oh!
the shazzammeter!	The Hipster!
with a little jazz.	The Shazzammeter!
snappy.	With a little jazz.
sharp.	Snappy.
something short.	Sharp.
the jerky circle!	Something short.
the dancing dingus!	The Jerky Circle!
we'll call it the flying donut!	The Dancing Dingus!
sure, sure, we'd all be millionaires. there's no point in looking back. at the time, stilson thought dumping our position would panic the market, further depress the stock -- then we'd buy it all back, and more of course, once it got cheap --	Cheap! Cheap! It's never been more valuable! And I'm ruined! Ruined!
i had twenty thousand shares! i'd be a millionaire now!	Sure, sure, we'd all be millionaires. There's no point in looking back. At the time, Stilson thought dumping our position would panic the market, further depress the stock -- then we'd buy it all back, and more of course, once it got cheap --
we dumped the whole load. now quit showboating, addison --	I had twenty thousand shares! I'd be a millionaire now!
nobody told me! nobody told me! you sold all of our stock?	We dumped the whole load. Now quit showboating, Addison --
what am i a headshrinker? maybe the man was unhappy.	He didn't look unhappy!
my god, why?! why did he do it?! things were going so well!	What am I a headshrinker? Maybe the man was unhappy.
...hello?	Them po' young folks. Looks like Norville's in fo' the same kind o' heartache ol' Warin' had. But then, she never axed me 'bout dat...
i'm plenty happy!	...Hello?
okay, miss archuh.  ...i got gears to see to.	I'm plenty happy!
i'm happy enough.	Okay, Miss Archuh.  ...I got gears to see to.
i don't mean that! why you pretendin' to be such a hard ol' sourpuss! ain't never gonna make you happy! never made warin' happy.	I'm happy enough.
well, in connection with my job, sometimes i have to go undercover as it were --	I don't mean that! Why you pretendin' to be such a hard ol' sourpuss! Ain't never gonna make you happy! Never made Warin' happy.
why you don't even know y'own self -- you ain't exactly the genuine article are you, miss archuh?	Well, in connection with my job, sometimes I have to go undercover as it were --
it's hardly the same --	Why you don't even know y'own self -- you ain't exactly the genuine article are you, Miss Archuh?
an' only some kind a knucklehead thinks she knows things 'bout things she, uh -- when she don't, uh -- how'd that go?	It's hardly the same --
well, maybe i --	An' only some kind a knucklehead thinks she knows things 'bout things she, uh -- when she don't, uh -- How'd that go?
...but i guess you don't really know him any better than that board does, do ya, miss archuh?	Well, maybe I --
why on earth would they want a nitwit to be president?	'Cause they's little pigglies! They's tryin' to inspire panic, make that stock git cheap so's they can snitch it all up fo' themselves! But Norville, he's got some tricks up his sleeve, he does...
but then i figured it out: they did it 'cause they figured young norville for an imbecile. like some othuh people ah know.	Why on earth would they want a nitwit to be president?
that smart?!	But then I figured it out: they did it 'cause they figured young Norville for an imbecile. Like some othuh people ah know.
well, that even surprised ole moses at fust. i didn't think the board was that smart.	That smart?!
so if you know everything about hudsucker, tell me why the board decided to make norville barnes president.	Well, that even surprised ole Moses at fust. I didn't think the Board was that smart.
i don't tell no one nothin' lessen they ask. thatches ain't ole moses' way.	So if you know everything about Hudsucker, tell me why the Board decided to make Norville Barnes president.
yeah, yeah. say, you won't tell anyone about me, will you?	I don't tell no one nothin' lessen they ask. Thatches ain't ole Moses' way.
ah keeps the ol' circle turning -- this ol' clock needs plenty o' care. time is money, miss archuh, and money -- it drives that ol' global economy and keeps big daddy earth a-spinnin' on 'roun'. ya see, without that capital fo'mation --	Yeah, yeah. Say, you won't tell anyone about me, will you?
but -- who are you -- what d'you do here?	Ah keeps the ol' circle turning -- this ol' clock needs plenty o' care. Time is money, Miss Archuh, and money -- it drives that ol' global economy and keeps big Daddy Earth a-spinnin' on 'roun'. Ya see, without that capital fo'mation --
ah guess ole moses knows jes about ever'thing, leastways if it concerns hudsuckuh.	But -- who are you -- what d'you do here?
who are you? how did you know who i am?	Ah guess ole Moses knows jes about ever'thing, leastways if it concerns Hudsuckuh.
you've lost it, aim. you've gone soft by the looks of it -- soft on the dummy from dubuque --	Muncie!
yeah, and i'll bet his initials are sidney j. mussburger!	You've lost it, Aim. You've gone soft by the looks of it -- soft on the dummy from Dubuque --
-- and she's dynamite!	But, Al, it's the bunk! Norville showed me his design for the whatsit the day I met him! Why Buzz couldn't have invented it -- look at the man -- he's an imbecile!
ol' satchel-butt...	I know they're gonna buy that stock --
ten dollars? let's grab a highball!	On Norville Barnes!
a sawbuck!	Ten dollars? Let's grab a highball!
he didn't offer you money.	A sawbuck!
i'm tellin' ya, this guy's just the patsy and i'm gonna find out what for. there's a real story, smitty, some kind of plot, a setup, a cabal, a -- oh, and say, did i tell ya?!	He didn't offer you money.
about seven minutes.	Yeah, I was all wet about your idea man... Well, thanks for being so generous... It is human, and you are divine... No, he's no faker. He's the 100% real McCoy beware-of- imitations genuine article: the guy is a real moron --
i'm telling you, smitty, the board of hudsucker is up to something --	Yeah.
adenoids?	Lumbago.
and is this guy from chumpsville?! i pulled the old mother routine --	Adenoids?
aww, what's the difference. i'm all washed up... when you're dead, ya stay dead... hey, fella!	Well that just about does it! I've seen Norville Barnes, the young man in a big hurry, and I've seen Norville Barnes the self-important heel, but I've never seen Norville Barnes the quitter, and I don't like it!
just give me another chance, norville -- i can help you fight this thing. i know this last story was a lie! we can prove it! we can --	Aww, what's the difference. I'm all washed up... When you're dead, ya stay dead... Hey, fella!
hey! where's that martini?!	Just give me another chance, Norville -- I can help you fight this thing. I know this last story was a lie! We can prove it! We can --
norville, i'm sorry, i... i tried to tell you... so many times... it's hard to admit when you've been wrong. if you could just... find it in your heart to -- to give me another chance --	Hey! Where's that martini?!
barman! set'm up, fella!	Norville, I'm sorry, I... I tried to tell you... so many times... It's hard to admit when you've been wrong. If you could just... find it in your heart to -- to give me another chance --
oh norville, i --	Barman! Set'm up, fella!
...oh, it's you! lookin' for a nitwit to buy your lunch?!	Oh Norville, I --
huh?!	...Oh, it's you! Lookin' for a nitwit to buy your lunch?!
norville!	Huh?!
...you son of a --	Norville!
now, amy --	Consider this my resignation --
shutup! -- after all! you haven't talked to me for a week and now i'm going to say my piece. i've got a prediction for you, norville barnes: i predict that since you've decided to dedicate yourself to greed and sloth and everything bad, you're going to lose all the good things that your good ideas brought you. you're going to throw them all away chasing after money and ease and the respect of a board that wouldn't give you the time of day if you... if you...	Worked in a watch factory?
now, aim --	Shutup! -- after all! You haven't talked to me for a week and now I'm going to say my piece. I've got a prediction for you, Norville Barnes: I predict that since you've decided to dedicate yourself to greed and sloth and everything bad, you're going to lose all the good things that your good ideas brought you. You're going to throw them all away chasing after money and ease and the respect of a Board that wouldn't give you the time of day if you... if you...
shutup! -- but then i figured out you were a swell guy, a little slow maybe, but a swell guy! well, maybe you're not so slow, but you're not so swell either and it looks like you're an imbecile after --	Now, Aim --
now, aim --	Shutup! -- but then I figured out you were a swell guy, a little slow maybe, but a swell guy! Well, maybe you're not so slow, but you're not so swell either and it looks like you're an imbecile after --
shutup! -- and don't think i haven't noticed how you've changed. i used to think you were a swell guy -- well, to be honest i thought you were an imbecile --	Now, Aim --
now, aim --	Shutup! -- and don't think I haven't noticed how you've changed. I used to think you were a swell guy -- well, to be honest I thought you were an imbecile --
...i've been watching you, norville barnes, even though you've been trying to avoid me --	Now, Aim --
you're awful kind to yourself, norville barnes -- the fact is you've slowed down, sitting up here like a sultan, not doing a lick of work! why you know it's ideas that are the lifeblood of industry and you haven't come up with one since the hoop and the reason's plain to see! you've forgotten what made your ideas exciting for you in the first place -- it wasn't for the fame and the wealth and the mindless adulation of -- would you get out of here?!	...I've been watching you, Norville Barnes, even though you've been trying to avoid me --
we have to be realistic, amy. you know things have slowed down a little here at hudsucker --	You're awful kind to yourself, Norville Barnes -- the fact is you've slowed down, sitting up here like a sultan, not doing a lick of work! Why you know it's ideas that are the lifeblood of industry and you haven't come up with one since the hoop and the reason's plain to see! You've forgotten what made your ideas exciting for you in the first place -- it wasn't for the fame and the wealth and the mindless adulation of -- would you get out of here?!
your i --	We have to be realistic, Amy. You know things have slowed down a little here at Hudsucker --
know about it? you think the board would do anything like this without my authorization? no, this was my idea from the start.	Your i --
you mean you know about this?	Know about it? You think the Board would do anything like this without my authorization? No, this was my idea from the start.
well yes, we're pruning away some of the dead wood, but if --	You mean you know about this?
they're going to discharge eight percent of the work force here at hudsucker. why, in new york alone that means eighteen hundred people out of work, people with wives and children and families --	Well yes, we're pruning away some of the dead wood, but if --
well, i wouldn't call them nincom --	They're going to discharge eight percent of the work force here at Hudsucker. Why, in New York alone that means eighteen hundred people out of work, people with wives and children and families --
...you know what those nincompoops in the boardroom are doing?	Well, I wouldn't call them nincom --
never mind about that...	...You know what those nincompoops in the boardroom are doing?
oh! hello, amy -- was it -- i thought she said, mamie --	Never mind about that...
for pete's sake, norville!	Oh! Hello, Amy -- was it -- I thought she said, Mamie --
kiss me once, amy! kiss me once for luck!	Sure, Norville, sure...
oh, norville --	Kiss me once, Amy! Kiss me once for luck!
yeah, i think i've heard of that. what goes around comes around.	That's it. A great wheel that gives us each what we deserve...
well, can i at least call you deer? ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! seriously, amy, the whole thing is what your beatnik friends call 'karma' -- the great circle of life, death and rebirth.	Yeah, I think I've heard of that. What goes around comes around.
i wish it were that simple, norville. i wish i was still a gazelle, and you were an antelope or an ibex.	Well, can I at least call you deer? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Seriously, Amy, the whole thing is what your beatnik friends call 'karma' -- the great circle of life, death and rebirth.
that kind of person would come back as a wildebeest, or a warthog. no, i think it more likely that you were a gazelle, with long, graceful legs, gamboling through the underbrush. perhaps we met once, a chance encounter in a forest glade. i must have been an antelope or an ibex. what times we must have had -- foraging together for sustenance, picking the grubs and burrs from one another's coats. or perhaps we simply touched our horns briefly and went our separate ways...	I wish it were that simple, Norville. I wish I was still a gazelle, and you were an antelope or an ibex.
norville, there really is something i have to tell you --	That kind of person would come back as a wildebeest, or a warthog. No, I think it more likely that you were a gazelle, with long, graceful legs, gamboling through the underbrush. Perhaps we met once, a chance encounter in a forest glade. I must have been an antelope or an ibex. What times we must have had -- foraging together for sustenance, picking the grubs and burrs from one another's coats. Or perhaps we simply touched our horns briefly and went our separate ways...
oh no, amy, pardon me for saying so but i find that very farfetched.	Norville, there really is something I have to tell you --
oh, i don't know. maybe i was just a fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys --	Oh no, Amy, pardon me for saying so but I find that very farfetched.
what do you think you were in your previous life, amy?	Oh, I don't know. Maybe I was just a fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys --
what a beautiful thought.	What do you think you were in your previous life, Amy?
well, the hindus say -- and the beatniks also -- that in the next life some of us will come back as ants. some will be butterflies. others will be elephants or creatures of the sea.	What a beautiful thought.
...the people look like ants.	Well, the Hindus say -- and the beatniks also -- that in the next life some of us will come back as ants. Some will be butterflies. Others will be elephants or creatures of the sea.
well -- this year -- if it's good i plan to make it a tradition. uh, my it certainly is beautiful --	...The people look like ants.
every year?	Well -- this year -- if it's good I plan to make it a tradition. Uh, my it certainly is beautiful --
yes, you can get carrot juice or italian coffee, and the people there -- well, none of them quite fit in. you'd love it -- why don't you come there with me -- they're having a marathon poetry reading on new year's eve. i go every year.	Every year?
you don't say.	Yes, you can get carrot juice or Italian coffee, and the people there -- well, none of them quite fit in. You'd love it -- why don't you come there with me -- they're having a marathon poetry reading on New Year's Eve. I go every year.
uh -- yes. seventeen. yes, i -- well no, i -- i never really... there's a place i go now, the cutest little place near my apartment in greenwich village. it's called ann's 440. it's a beatnik bar.	You don't say.
no! in vidalia! farm route 17!	Uh -- Yes. Seventeen. Yes, I -- well no, I -- I never really... There's a place I go now, the cutest little place near my apartment in Greenwich Village. It's called Ann's 440. It's a beatnik bar.
oh yes! in muncie!	No! In Vidalia! Farm Route 17!
you know, on farm route 17.	Oh yes! In Muncie!
...huh?	You know, on farm route 17.
didja ever go to the top of old man larson's feed tower and look out over the town?	...Huh?
...certain people are --	Didja ever go to the top of old man Larson's feed tower and look out over the town?
norville, you can't trust people here like you did in muncie...	...Certain people are --
oh, i don't blame them, really. i guess i have sort of made a mess of things. these folks have to protect their investment. most of them are very nice people --	Norville, you can't trust people here like you did in Muncie...
i believe in you, norville -- at least i believe in your... intentions --	Oh, I don't blame them, really. I guess I have sort of made a mess of things. These folks have to protect their investment. Most of them are very nice people --
i understand that you're not very skilled yet in the secretarial arts. i'm not that skilled as president. oh sure, i put up a big front --  -- not that everyone's buying it.	I believe in you, Norville -- At least I believe in your... intentions --
...you do?	I understand that you're not very skilled yet in the secretarial arts. I'm not that skilled as president. Oh sure, I put up a big front --  -- not that everyone's buying it.
i know that, amy.	...You do?
norville... there's something i have to tell you. you see, i'm not really a secretary.	I know that, Amy.
oh, it isn't your fault, amy. you're the one person who's been standing by me through all this.	Norville... there's something I have to tell you. You see, I'm not really a secretary.
...i'm sorry.	Oh, it isn't your fault, Amy. You're the one person who's been standing by me through all this.
thanks. people seem to be pretty hot over this imbecile story.	...I'm sorry.
let me hold it, or you'll have a real shiner.	Thanks. People seem to be pretty hot over this imbecile story.
sid found me the icepack.	Let me hold it, or you'll have a real shiner.
let me look.	Sid found me the icepack.
oh. nothing, really, just... the more timid investors are no longer running for cover.	Let me look.
...what happened?	Oh. Nothing, really, just... the more timid investors are no longer running for cover.
maybe she puts her work ahead of her personal appearance.	I bet that's exactly what she tells herself! But you and I both know she's just a dried-up bitter old maid. Say, how about you and I grab a little dinner and a show after work? I was thinking maybe The King and I --
exactly. and i bet she's ugly. real ugly. otherwise, why wouldn't they print her picture next to her byline?	Maybe she puts her work ahead of her personal appearance.
smitty.	Exactly. And I bet she's ugly. Real ugly. Otherwise, why wouldn't they print her picture next to her byline?
yeah, you know. probably dresses in men's clothing, swaps drinks with the guys at the local watering hole, and hobnobs with some smooth talking heel in the newsroom named biff or smoocher or...	Smitty.
oh, is that it!	Yeah, you know. Probably dresses in men's clothing, swaps drinks with the guys at the local watering hole, and hobnobs with some smooth talking heel in the newsroom named Biff or Smoocher or...
yeah, you know. suffers from one of these complexes they have nowadays. seems pretty obvious, doesn't it? she's probably very unattractive and bitter about it.	Oh, is that it!
i'm quite sure i don't know what you mean.	Yeah, you know. Suffers from one of these complexes they have nowadays. Seems pretty obvious, doesn't it? She's probably very unattractive and bitter about it.
yeah, you know, probably one of these fast-talking career gals, thinks she's one of the boys. probably is one of the boys, if you know what i mean.	I'm quite sure I don't know what you mean.
confused?	Yeah, you know, probably one of these fast-talking career gals, thinks she's one of the boys. Probably is one of the boys, if you know what I mean.
sure, but -- she could still have gotten your side for the record!	Well, it's done now -- what's the use of grousing about it. Forget the letter, Amy, I just had to blow off some steam...
well, she probably had a deadline...	Sure, but -- she could still have gotten your side for the record!
well, i don't know; maybe she does deserve it. maybe she should've come in to face you man to man.	Well, she probably had a deadline...
aww, naw, amy, that won't be necessary. i shouldn't send it; she's just doing her job, i guess.	Well, I don't know; maybe she does deserve it. Maybe she should've come in to face you man to man.
...why don't i just type this up...	Aww, naw, Amy, that won't be necessary. I shouldn't send it; she's just doing her job, I guess.
...you know! for kids!	...Why don't I just type this up...
well, i --	Oh sure, you're biased -- you're a fellow Muncian. But would an imbecile come up with this?
go on, tell the truth; i trust you and i put a lot of stock in your opinion.	Well, I --
i'm sure i --	Go on, tell the truth; I trust you and I put a lot of stock in your opinion.
...well, you know me, amy, at least better than that that dame does. do you think i'm an imbecile?	I'm sure I --
is that all, mr. barnes?	...Well, you know me, Amy, at least better than that that dame does. Do you think I'm an imbecile?
-- these preposterous inventions, would be better suited to the pages of amazing tales magazine. if the editors of the manhattan argus see fit to publish the rantings of a disordered mind, perhaps they will see fit to publish this letter! but i doubt it. i most seriously doubt it. as i doubt also that you could find a home at amazing tales, a periodical which i have enjoyed for many years. yours sincerely, et cetera.	Is that all, Mr. Barnes?
-- or lack thereof?	-- these preposterous inventions, would be better suited to the pages of Amazing Tales Magazine. If the editors of the Manhattan Argus see fit to publish the rantings of a disordered mind, perhaps they will see fit to publish this letter! But I doubt it. I most seriously doubt it. As I doubt also that you could find a home at Amazing Tales, a periodical which I have enjoyed for many years. Yours sincerely, et cetera.
the picture was fine! it's what that knuckle-headed dame wrote underneath! of all the irresponsible... amy, take this down: dear miss archer. i call you 'miss' because you seem to have 'missed' the boat completely on this one! how on earth would you know whether i'm an imbecile when you don't even have the guts to come in here and interview me man to man! no, change 'guts' to 'courage.' no, make it 'common decency.' these wild speculations about my intelligence --	-- or lack thereof?
well, i... didn't bother to read the article. i didn't think the picture did you justice.	The picture was fine! It's what that knuckle-headed dame wrote underneath! Of all the irresponsible... Amy, take this down: Dear Miss Archer. I call you 'Miss' because you seem to have 'missed' the boat completely on this one! How on earth would you know whether I'm an imbecile when you don't even have the guts to come in here and interview me man to man! No, change 'guts' to 'courage.' No, make it 'common decency.' These wild speculations about my intelligence --
...did you happen to see the front page of today's manhattan argus?	Well, I... didn't bother to read the article. I didn't think the picture did you justice.
well, i just don't know how to thank you, mr. barnes --	Please! Norville!
-- a muncie girl! can you beat that!	Well, I just don't know how to thank you, Mr. Barnes --
of course -- i went to the muncie, uh, secretarial polytechnic!	-- A Muncie girl! Can you beat that!
oh, of all the foolish... listen, do you take shorthand? are you familiar with the mimeograph machine?	Of course -- I went to the Muncie, uh, Secretarial Polytechnic!
oh, no, really, i --	Don't bother to thank me, it's the easiest thing in the world. Matter of fact, I know where a vacancy just came up.
...a muncie girl! talk about the cat's pyjamas! tell you what, amy. i'm gonna cancel the rest of my appointments this afternoon and get you a job here at the hud.	Oh, no, really, I --
you're from muncie?!	Why yes, do you know it?
-- these were the values that were instilled in me while i was growing up in a little town you've probably never heard of --	Mind if I join you?
no thank you. seek and ye shall find, work and ye shall prosper -- these were the watch words of my education, the ethics of my tender years --	-- these were the values that were instilled in me while I was growing up in a little town you've probably never heard of --
cigarette?	No thank you. Seek and ye shall find, work and ye shall prosper -- these were the watch words of my education, the ethics of my tender years --
a little naive perhaps but -- thank you -- armed with determination, a solid work ethic, and an indomitable belief in the future --	I myself --
at any rate i arrived in town not ten days ago, full of dreams and aspirations, anxious to make my way in the world --	A little naive perhaps but -- thank you -- armed with determination, a solid work ethic, and an indomitable belief in the future --
oh, buzz is pretty harmless, really --	At any rate I arrived in town not ten days ago, full of dreams and aspirations, anxious to make my way in the world --
what a horrible little person.	Oh, Buzz is pretty harmless, really --
hungry, anyway.	I don't want to bore you with all the sordid details of my life; it's not a happy story...
not at all. you're light as a feather.	The couch, please.
i'm sorry we had to take the stairs. it was just that horrible little elevator boy...	Not at all. You're light as a feather.
i filed it yesterday.	Well, do a follow-up: Hoover: Hero or Mama's Boy? The rest of you bums get up off your brains and get me that Idea Man story!
yeah, well, monkey or not i'm still editor of this rag. amy, i thought you were doing that piece on the f.b.i. -- j. edgar hoover: when will he marry?	I filed it yesterday.
...on payday! the only story here is how this guy made a monkey out of you, al.	Yeah, well, monkey or not I'm still editor of this rag. Amy, I thought you were doing that piece on the F.B.I. -- J. Edgar Hoover: When Will He Marry?
sez who?	Sez me! Amy Archer. Why is he an Idea Man -- because Hudsucker says he is? What're his ideas? Why won't they let anyone interview him?...
as a three-dollar bill.	Sez who?
phony, huh?	As a three-dollar bill.
i tell ya the guy's a phony.	Phony, huh?
you're fools, both of you! it's obvious they're out to crucify norville! they're trying to destroy him!	Amy -- take a break. You've worked hard on this story -- heck, you broke it for us! But it's passed you by and Smith here has taken up the slack.
whatever! it's no dig on you, archer, but this story is hot and you're no longer on top of it. why, it's the scoop of the century -- the other papers won't have the gunderson dope 'til tomorrow -- the allemeinischer zeitung, le figaro, they'll be choking on our dust come mornin' --	You're fools, both of you! It's obvious they're out to crucify Norville! They're trying to destroy him!
archer, you're a broken record. fact is gunderson did design it -- apparently he's some kind of prodigy --	Says who?!
you can't print that!	He grins wolfishly.
watch it, archer --	It's about a dimwitted editor who --
i've got an even hotter story -- the sap from the city desk.	Watch it, Archer --
whatever. that's what sells newspapers.	I've got an even hotter story -- The Sap from the City Desk.
muncie.	Whatever. That's what sells newspapers.
you don't know anything! fact is they haven't bought it! the stock is cheap, archer! what're they waiting for?	I don't know...
why not, it's all true! the board is using this poor guy! they're depressing the stock so they can buy it cheap!	It's pure speculation! Why, they'd have my butt in a satchel!
i can't print this!	Why not, it's all true! The board is using this poor guy! They're depressing the stock so they can buy it cheap!
how long've you been down here?	Forty-eight years...
nooo, i don't guess you will be.	How long've you been down here?
so ya see, i won't be in the mailroom long.	Nooo, I don't guess you will be.
terrific.	So ya see, I won't be in the mailroom long.
i'm sure you do.	For instance, take a look at this sweet baby...
i got big ideas, though!	I'm sure you do.
tell me about it.	I got big ideas, though!
ya know, entry level!	Tell me about it.
terrific.	Ya know, entry level!
just got hired today!	Terrific.
i want a martini! on this bar, right now! i've had a martini in every bar on the way down here, and i'm not about to --	Martinis are for squares, man.
it's a juice and coffee bar, man, like i been tellin' ya --	I want a martini! On this bar, right now! I've had a martini in every bar on the way down here, and I'm not about to --
what kind of bar is it if ya can't get a martini?!	It's a juice and coffee bar, man, like I been tellin' ya --
yeah, daddy, that's a roger, but we don't sell alcohol.	What kind of bar is it if ya can't get a martini?!
i thought you served misfits here!	Yeah, daddy, that's a roger, but we don't sell alcohol.
daddy, it's like i been tellin' ya --	I thought you served misfits here!
i want a martini! it's new year's eve and i want a martini!	Daddy, it's like I been tellin' ya --
...it's the most beautiful t'ing i ever saw.	It's the most beautiful t'ing I ever saw.
...geez.	...Geez.
this you're familia' with.	...Geez.
this i know, benny.	This you're familia' with.
you know what they're doin' now, lou.	This I know, Benny.
what the heck they doin'?	You know what they're doin' now, Lou.
what the heck's she doin', lou?	What the heck they doin'?
and sid says you stole it!	But Buzz --
but, buzz, you know i never --	And Sid says you stole it!
say, that was a swell idea!	But, Buzz, you know I never --
but, buzz --	Say, that was a swell idea!
but he told me you stole that swell hoop idea from me. what gives!	But, Buzz --
absolutely, buzz, i'm glad he --	But he told me you stole that swell hoop idea from me. What gives!
sure, mr. muss -- uh, sid said i could have the job back.	Absolutely, Buzz, I'm glad he --
...it is?	Sure, Mr. Muss -- uh, Sid said I could have the job back.
nah, that's all forgotten.	...It is?
...you don't?	Nah, that's all forgotten.
aw, buddy, i don't care about that.	...You don't?
-- uh... buzz, i'm sorry, i -- buzz, you gotta forgive me! i shouldn't a fired you, i didn't know what i was doing! i was a little funny in the head, i --	Aw, buddy, I don't care about that.
i'm sorry, buddy... i'm sorry...	Buzz... off! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
we don't crawl at hudsucker industries! get out of my office! leave your uniform in the locker room!	I'm sorry, buddy... I'm sorry...
i understand if ya don't like the buzz-sucker! just lemme keep my job, i'm prayin' to ya!	We don't crawl at Hudsucker Industries! Get out of my office! Leave your uniform in the locker room!
get up!	I understand if ya don't like the Buzz-Sucker! Just lemme keep my job, I'm prayin' to ya!
aw, please, sir -- this job, it's all i got!	Get up!
and don't call me buddy! out of here! out!	Aw, please, sir -- this job, it's all I got!
awwww, buddy --	And don't call me buddy! Out of here! Out!
fired! you're fired! is that plain enough for you, buster!	Awwww, buddy --
wuddya mean, buddy?	Fired! You're fired! Is that plain enough for you, buster!
an example must be made!	Wuddya mean, buddy?
geez, i'm sorry, buddy --	An example must be made!
-- i can't have every deadbeat on the hudsucker payroll pestering me with their idiotic brainwaves!	Geez, I'm sorry, buddy --
but, buddy, you were --	-- I can't have every deadbeat on the Hudsucker payroll pestering me with their idiotic brainwaves!
and what do you mean barging in here and taking up my valuable time! i've got a company to run here --	But, buddy, you were --
but, buddy --	And what do you mean barging in here and taking up my valuable time! I've got a company to run here --
...say, the hula hoop such a success.	But, buddy --
nobody wants a hare-brained product like this! ya see, buzz, it lacks the creative spark, the unalloyed genius that made, uh...	...say, the hula hoop such a success.
yeah, but, buddy --	Nobody wants a hare-brained product like this! Ya see, Buzz, it lacks the creative spark, the unalloyed genius that made, uh...
this is the most idiotic thing i've ever seen in my life!	Yeah, but, buddy --
huh?! but, buddy --	This is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen in my life!
...why, this is worthless.	Huh?! But, buddy --
oh, uh... buzz... is it important?	I like to think so! It's this little idea I been working on!
my pleasure, sir.	Roast tom turkey. Gee, I'm hungry too --
well, i --	Waring Hudsucker! Na-ha-ha-ha-ha! Say, buddy! When is the sidewalk fully dressed? When it's 'wearing' Hudsucker! Na-ha-ha-ha!
say, buddy! who's the most liquid businessman on the street?	Well, I --
i --	Waring Hudsucker! Na-ha-ha-ha-ha! Say, buddy!
forty-four, the top brass floor say, buddy! what takes fifty years to get up to the top floor and thirty seconds to get down?	I --
forty-fourth floor, and it's very --	Forty-four, the top brass floor say, buddy! What takes fifty years to get up to the top floor and thirty seconds to get down?
...what's your pleasure, buddy?	Forty-fourth floor, and it's very --
...yeah, go ahead.	'...But Sid, let me urge you to work closely with the new president, and to keep giving Hudsucker Industries all your energies -- but not your soul. For while we must strive for success, we must not worship it. Long live the Hud. Waring Hudsucker...'
'...and so, sid, the future does not belong to such as i -- nor even you. we have made our compromises with time. the future belongs to the young, who may more energetically wage the battle against corruption. accordingly, in the spirit of hope, and the ringing in of the new, i hereby bequeath my entire interest in the company, and my seat on the board, to whomever is hudsucker's most recent employee at the time of my demise. i know this will disappoint you -- you, sid, who have served so diligently and for so long. but --'	-- tough titty toenails!
yeah, yeah, it's the standard resignation boilerplate -- go down to the second paragraph.	'Many years, uh... I know that you will be wondering why I have decided to move on, ending my tenure at Hudsucker, and here on Earth. You will be thinking, Why now, when things are going so well? Granted, from the standpoint of our balance sheet and financials, sure, sure, we're doing fine. However, Sid. These things have long since ceased to give me pleasure. I look at myself now and no longer see the idealistic young man who started this company. Now I see only an empty shell whom others call a 'success.' How has this come to pass? When and why did I trade all of my hopes, dreams and aspirations, for the emptiness of power and wealth? What the heck have I done?
'from the desk of waring hudsucker. to. sidney j. mussburger. regarding. my demise. dear sid. by the time you read this, i will have joined the organization upstairs -- an exciting new beginning. i will retain fond memories of the many years you and i -- '	Yeah, yeah, it's the standard resignation boilerplate -- go down to the second paragraph.
yes sir...	'From the desk of Waring Hudsucker. To. Sidney J. Mussburger. Regarding. My demise. Dear Sid. By the time you read this, I will have joined the organization upstairs -- an exciting new beginning. I will retain fond memories of the many years you and I -- '
yeah, go ahead. might learn somethin'.	Yes sir...
sir?	Yeah, go ahead. Might learn somethin'.
well, why don't ya read it.	Sir?
yessir.	Well, why don't ya read it.
ah, it's new year's, i'm not gonna add to your woes. i'm just saying.	Yessir.
geez, i --	Ah, it's New Year's, I'm not gonna add to your woes. I'm just saying.
failure to deliver a blue letter is grounds for dismissal.	Geez, I --
oh, geez.	Failure to deliver a Blue Letter is grounds for dismissal.
it's sittin' in your apron pocket, right where you left it. imbecile.	Oh, geez.
huh? oh, geez, mr. hudsucker, i apologize, there was an awful lot of excitement and i guess i must've mislaid --	It's sittin' in your apron pocket, right where you left it. Imbecile.
anyway. any particular reason you didn't give him my blue letter? i mean, jesus, norman, just a dying man's last words and wishes, no big deal.	Huh? Oh, geez, Mr. Hudsucker, I apologize, there was an awful lot of excitement and I guess I must've mislaid --
yes sir...	Anyway. Any particular reason you didn't give him my Blue Letter? I mean, Jesus, Norman, just a dying man's last words and wishes, no big deal.
mm. well, say what you like about the man's ethics, he's a balls-to- the-wall businessman. beat ya any way he can. straight for the jugular. very effective.	Yes sir...
norville.	Mm. Well, say what you like about the man's ethics, he's a balls-to- the-wall businessman. Beat ya any way he can. Straight for the jugular. Very effective.
...jesus christopher -- that smarts... where was i? oh yeah, the board. i guess sidney's been puttin' the screws to ya, huh, norman?	Norville.
but look, i'm president of the company now and i --	I don't care if you're president of the company! I need that voucher! Now!
i need that voucher! i told you a week ago it was important!	But look, I'm president of the company now and I --
...well, i'm not sure where i --	I need that voucher! I told you a week ago it was important!
barnes! where the hell have you been! and where's my voucher?!	...Well, I'm not sure where I --
good afternoon to ya, this is norville barnes --	Barnes! Where the hell have you been! And where's my voucher?!
yeah?	Good afternoon to ya, this is Norville Barnes --
...this'll only take a moment.	Yeah?
well, frankly, i...	You have a charming wife, Mr. Muss -- uh, Sid.
i haven't had --	Sidney and I are planning a trip to Paris and points continental -- Aren't we, dear?
i'm brushing up on my french with the most charming man, pierre of fifth avenue. do you know him?	I haven't had --
disappointment? j'etais destroyee! i was in bed for a week! positively sick with fury! i called in the gardener and said, 'monsieur gonzalez, either those azaleas come up next spring or you are terminee!	I'm brushing up on my French with the most charming man, Pierre of Fifth Avenue. Do you know him?
that must have been quite a disappointment, mrs. mussburger.	Disappointment? J'etais destroyee! I was in bed for a week! Positively sick with fury! I called in the gardener and said, 'Monsieur Gonzalez, either those azaleas come up next spring or you are terminee!
-- so we'd gone out to the hamptons and the garden was in positive ruins!	That must have been quite a disappointment, Mrs. Mussburger.
huh?! he -- no, i -- he's just -- maybe i was a little rough on the boy, ya see i --	Ah forget it, kid, ya don't have to explain to me. He's a little person. He's nothing. Like I say, ordinarily it would just be a nuisance. But it seems -- well, there was a spy in the company...
it's not important in itself -- some elevator boy you fired came to me claiming you'd stolen the idea for the, uh, the hoop dingus from him --	Huh?! He -- no, I -- he's just -- maybe I was a little rough on the boy, ya see I --
how's that, sid?	It's not important in itself -- some elevator boy you fired came to me claiming you'd stolen the idea for the, uh, the hoop dingus from him --
mm. ordinarily i wouldn't bother you with it, but -- this is embarrassing, kid -- it seems to concern you directly.	How's that, Sid?
ya don't say.	Mm. Ordinarily I wouldn't bother you with it, but -- this is embarrassing, kid -- it seems to concern you directly.
sure, sure, it's a tough course. well thanks for coming, kid. i thought the board room would be a swell place to chat undisturbed -- it seems we're having some security problems here at the hud.	Ya don't say.
sorry i'm late, sid. that back nine at riverdale is really murder.	Sure, sure, it's a tough course. Well thanks for coming, kid. I thought the board room would be a swell place to chat undisturbed -- it seems we're having some security problems here at the Hud.
...congratulations, kid, you've really outdone yourself. reinvented the wheel. i'm going to recommend to the board that we proceed immediately with this, uh... with the, uh... that the dingus be mass-produced with all deliberate speed. of course, as president of the company the ultimate decision is yours.	Well... I'm for it...
finally.	-- So if you think it's appropriate, I'd like to bounce the idea off a few people at lunch --
-- but there's such an enormous potential profit-wise given the demographics -- baby boom -- discretionary income in the burgeoning middle class --	Finally.
damnit, where's my car!	-- But there's such an enormous potential profit-wise given the demographics -- baby boom -- discretionary income in the burgeoning middle class --
thank you, sid, but the reason i mention it is, it would require such a small capital investment -- again, you're the expert here --	Damnit, where's my car!
i do remember and i was impressed. anyway, that's all forgotten now. driver!	Thank you, Sid, but the reason I mention it is, it would require such a small capital investment -- again, you're the expert here --
...you don't happen to remember the plan i outlined to you the day i set fire to your off -- uh, the day i was promoted?	I do remember and I was impressed. Anyway, that's all forgotten now. Driver!
okay, sid. like i said, you're the expert, but --	...You don't happen to remember the plan I outlined to you the day I set fire to your off -- uh, the day I was promoted?
relax, norville. it's only natural in a period of transition for the more nervous element to run for cover.	Okay, Sid. Like I said, you're the expert, but --
that reminds me, mr. mu... uh, sid. i never did give you that--	Lobby. We haven't got all day.
my god! the bumstead contracts!	Oh my God, sir!
up on your feet! we don't crawl at hudsucker industries!	Sir, my leg is on fire!
not that way! through the door!	But, sir!
why you nitwit. you almost destroyed the most sensitive deal of my career!	Oh my God, sir!
you nitwit! i worked for three years on this deal!	Oh my God, sir!
oh my god, sir!	You nitwit! I worked for three years on this deal!
my god! the bumstead contracts!!	Oh my God, sir!
get out of my sight.	My God! The Bumstead contracts!!
but --	Get out of my sight.
get your feet off that desk.	But --
but, sir! --	Get your feet off that desk.
you're fired.	But, sir! --
sir! they voted me most likely to succeed!	You're fired.
not even behind your back?	Sir! They voted me most likely to succeed!
no, sir.	Not even behind your back?
...'shnook'? 'dope'? 'dipstick'? 'lamebrain'?	No, sir.
sure, sure. and did your classmates there call you 'jerk' or...  ...'schmoe'?	...'Shnook'? 'Dope'? 'Dipstick'? 'Lamebrain'?
at the muncie college of business administration.	Sure, sure. And did your classmates there call you 'jerk' or...  ...'schmoe'?
hmmm.	At the Muncie College of Business Administration.
well, i made the dean's list.	Hmmm.
all right, but you didn't excel in your studies...?	Well, I made the dean's list.
well, i'm a college graduate --	All right, but you didn't excel in your studies...?
...education, were you?	Well, I'm a college graduate --
...you know, for kids! which is perfect for hudsucker -- not that i claim to be any great genius; like they say, inspiration is 99 percent perspiration, and in my case i'd say it's at least twice that, but i gotta tell ya, mr. mussburger, sir, this sweet baby --	Wait a minute!
you, maybe you're the company's biggest moron. we can't use morris, he's been with us too long, he's a nice guy, too many friends. matter of fact, why don't you fire him. no -- scratch that; i'll fire him.  ...make it fast, make it fast.	You --
i --	You, maybe you're the company's biggest moron. We can't use Morris, he's been with us too long, he's a nice guy, too many friends. Matter of fact, why don't you fire him. No -- scratch that; I'll fire him.  ...Make it fast, make it fast.
tell him i'll be right there...  well, what is it?	I --
...who let you in?	I --
she's good, bennie.	She's damn good, Lou.
she is!	She's good, Bennie.
she isn't!	She is!
maybe he's wise.	He don't look wise.
...adenoids.	No, Bennie: Lumbago.
...her mother needs an operation...	...adenoids.
she's got other problems, of course...	...Her mother needs an operation...
hello, niagara.	He notices.
old faithful.	Hello, Niagara.
yellowstone.	Old Faithful.
plan two: here come the waterworks.	Yellowstone.
he don't look wise.	Plan two: Here come the waterworks.
maybe he's wise.	He don't look wise.
...he's not noticing, benny.	Maybe he's wise.
the mark notices.	...He's not noticing, Benny.
...no money.	The mark notices.
she looks in her purse...	...No money.
...and awduhs a light lunch.	She looks in her purse...
she sits down.	...and awduhs a light lunch.
she finds him.	She sits down.
she's looking for her mark.	She finds him.
twenty bucks says not here she don't find one.	She's looking for her mark.
ten bucks says she's looking for a handout.	Twenty bucks says not here she don't find one.
there's one in every story.	Ten bucks says she's looking for a handout.
...enter the dame.	There's one in every story.
fah from it...	...Enter the dame.
ya get the special?	Fah from it...
no kiddin', bennie. i got gas.	Ya get the special?
yeah, tell me about it.	No kiddin', Bennie. I got gas.
i got gas, bennie.	Yeah, tell me about it.
are you trying to tell me that the houngan -- the voodoo priest -- could cure mrs. holland?	Yes, Miss Betsy.  I mean that.  The Houngan will speak to the rada drums and the drums will speak to Shango and Damballa.
no.  she was mindless but not like miss jessica.  but the houngan cured her.	Are you trying to tell me that the Houngan -- the voodoo priest -- could cure Mrs. Holland?
you mean mama rose was like mrs. holland?	No.  She was mindless but not like Miss Jessica.  But the Houngan cured her.
they even cure nonsense, miss betsy.  mama rose was mindless.  i was at the houmfort when the houngan brought her mind back.	You mean Mama Rose was like Mrs. Holland?
that's nonsense, alma.	They even cure nonsense, Miss Betsy.  Mama Rose was mindless.  I was at the Houmfort when the Houngan brought her mind back.
at the houmfort.	That's nonsense, Alma.
where?	At the Houmfort.
there are other doctors...yes, other doctors...better doctors...	Where?
what do you mean -- "doctors that are people"?	There are other doctors...Yes, other doctors...Better doctors...
doctors that are people can't cure everything.	What do you mean -- "doctors that are people"?
doctors and nurses can only do so much, alma.  they can't cure everything.	Doctors that are people can't cure everything.
things so bad, nobody can help -- not even doctor maxwell.	Doctors and nurses can only do so much, Alma.  They can't cure everything.
a puff-up, i call it.  but miss jessica always says "brioche."	Looks like an awful lot of breakfast -- I don't know whether I'll be able to get away with it.
what's this?	A puff-up, I call it.  But Miss Jessica always says "brioche."
i do my best.  every day i dress her just as beautifully as if she was well.  it's just like dressing a great, big doll.	What's this?
we'll see if we can't make her well, alma, you and i.	I do my best.  Every day I dress her just as beautifully as if she was well.  It's just like dressing a great, big doll.
she was very sick and then she went mindless, miss.	We'll see if we can't make her well, Alma, you and I.
she must have been beautiful.  what happened to her, alma?	She was very sick and then she went mindless, Miss.
miss jessica used to say this is the only way for a lady to break her fast -- in bed, with a lacy cushion to bank her head up. if you'd only seen her, miss connell. she looked so pretty.	She must have been beautiful.  What happened to her, Alma?
thank you, alma.	Miss Jessica used to say this is the only way for a lady to break her fast -- in bed, with a lacy cushion to bank her head up. If you'd only seen her, Miss Connell. She looked so pretty.
i know, miss.  but i like to do it. i like to tend for miss jessica and i want to tend for you.  you settle right back, now, and i'll mix you your coffee.	Thank you, Alma.
but i'm miss jessica's nurse, alma. you don't have to do that for me.	I know, miss.  But I like to do it. I like to tend for Miss Jessica and I want to tend for you.  You settle right back, now, and I'll mix you your coffee.
thank you for waking me.	I didn't want to frighten you out of your sleep, Miss.  That's why I touched you farthest from your heart.
good morning, miss.	Thank you for waking me.
but they came to a beautiful place, didn't they?	If you say, miss.  If you say.
if you say, miss.  and the enormous boat brought the long-ago fathers and the long-ago mothers of us all - chained down to the deep side floor.	But they came to a beautiful place, didn't they?
you mean a figurehead.	If you say, miss.  And the enormous boat brought the long-ago Fathers and the long-ago Mothers of us all - chained down to the deep side floor.
no, miss.  he's just as he was in the beginning -- on the front part of an enormous boat.	You mean a figurehead.
alive?	No, miss.  He's just as he was in the beginning -- on the front part of an enormous boat.
a man, miss -- an old man who lives in the garden at fort holland - with arrows stuck in him and a sorrowful, weeping look on his black face.	Alive?
ti-misery?  what's that?	A man, miss -- an old man who lives in the garden at Fort Holland - with arrows stuck in him and a sorrowful, weeping look on his black face.
times gone, fort holland was a fort...now, no longer.  the holland's are a most old family, miss.  they brought the colored people to the island-- the colored folks and ti-misery.	Ti-Misery?  What's that?
you must, betsy. they'll have to believe you.	Mrs. Rand was at the Houmfort that night.  But there's nothing wrong with that.  She's gone there for years -- trying to take care of those people,  to help them.
mrs. rand...	You must, Betsy. They'll have to believe you.
why, betsy -- we can't lose you. you mean too much to us here.	That's sweet of you, Mrs. Rand.
but you didn't have to come up here.	Perhaps not.  But I did come here and I found it was so simple to let the gods speak through me. Once started, it seemed such an easy way to do good.  I should have known there was no easy way to do good, Betsy.
-- and when my husband died i felt helpless. they disobeyed me -- things went from bad to worse. all my husband's dreams of good health, good sanitation, good morals for these sweet and gentle people seemed to die with him.  then, almost accidentally, i discovered the secret of how to deal with them. there was a girl with a baby -- again and again i begged her to boil the drinking water. she never would. then i told her the god, shango, would be pleased and kill the evil spirits in the water if she boiled it. she boiled the water from then on.	But you didn't have to come up here.
i asked you to let me explain. it's a long story.  and not an easy one --	-- and when my husband died I felt helpless. They disobeyed me -- things went from bad to worse. All my husband's dreams of good health, good sanitation, good morals for these sweet and gentle people seemed to die with him.  Then, almost accidentally, I discovered the secret of how to deal with them. There was a girl with a baby -- again and again I begged her to boil the drinking water. She never would. Then I told her the god, Shango, would be pleased and kill the evil spirits in the water if she boiled it. She boiled the water from then on.
but how did you get here? what are you doing here?	I asked you to let me explain. It's a long story.  And not an easy one --
i knew you'd come. and i knew i'd have to come up here and talk to you. i couldn't let you go back without any word. i came to tell you again -- jessica cannot be cured.	But how did you get here? What are you doing here?
but, mrs. rand --	I knew you'd come. And I knew I'd have to come up here and talk to you. I couldn't let you go back without any word. I came to tell you again -- Jessica cannot be cured.
wait. don't draw any conclusions. let me explain.	But, Mrs. Rand --
mrs. rand.	Wait. Don't draw any conclusions. Let me explain.
i heard the servants talking about someone called mama rose. they said she had been "mindless"...	Her son drowned.  She brooded until her mind was affected. All the Houngan did was coax her out of it with a little practical psychology.
frankly, my dear, i didn't expect anything like this from a nice level-headed girl.  what are you driving at?	I heard the servants talking about someone called Mama Rose. They said she had been "mindless"...
i don't mean believe, like believing in a religion.  i mean, do you believe it has power?  do you think it could heal a sick person?	Frankly, my dear, I didn't expect anything like this from a nice level-headed girl.  What are you driving at?
a missionary's widow?  it isn't very likely, is it?	I don't mean believe, like believing in a religion.  I mean, do you believe it has power?  Do you think it could heal a sick person?
you don't believe in it?	A missionary's widow?  It isn't very likely, is it?
haven't i?  i suppose i take it for granted. it's just part of everyday life here.	You don't believe in it?
you've never said anything about voodoo before, mrs. rand.	Haven't I?  I suppose I take it for granted. It's just part of everyday life here.
some of this native nonsense. the houngan has his prescription and dr. maxwell and i have ours.	You've never said anything about voodoo before, Mrs. Rand.
i've no influence with mr. holland.	Try it -- you may have more influence than you think.
use your influence with paul.  ask him to take that whiskey decanter off the dinner table.	I've no influence with Mr. Holland.
i'd love to.	Use your influence with Paul.  Ask him to take that whiskey decanter off the dinner table.
so -- he says i'm nice.  he's a nice boy, too, miss connell, a very nice boy.  but i'm worried about his drinking.	I'd love to.
thank you, mrs. rand.  i think you're every bit as nice as wes says you are.	So -- he says I'm nice.  He's a nice boy, too, Miss Connell, a very nice boy.  But I'm worried about his drinking.
nonsense, child!  i know wesley's been drinking too much lately.  i know a great deal more about what goes on at fort holland than you'd think.  i know all about you -- that you're a nice girl, competent and kind to jessica.  the fort needs a girl like you.  but now we've got to get you back there.  i'll walk you back and stay over night.  it'll be a nice change for me.	Thank you, Mrs. Rand.  I think you're every bit as nice as Wes says you are.
believe me, mrs. rand, he doesn't do this often. this is the first time i've seen him --	Nonsense, child!  I know Wesley's been drinking too much lately.  I know a great deal more about what goes on at Fort Holland than you'd think.  I know all about you -- that you're a nice girl, competent and kind to Jessica.  The Fort needs a girl like you.  But now we've got to get you back there.  I'll walk you back and stay over night.  It'll be a nice change for me.
come, come, don't tell me how sorry you are that i should meet you this way.  i'm even a little glad that wesley's difficulty brought us together.	Believe me, Mrs. Rand, he doesn't do this often. This is the first time I've seen him --
oh, mrs. rand --	Come, come, don't tell me how sorry you are that I should meet you this way.  I'm even a little glad that Wesley's difficulty brought us together.
i really intended going out to the fort and meeting you long before this, miss connell.  i'm mrs. rand -- wesley's mother.	Oh, Mrs. Rand --
i'm afraid so.	Ti-Joseph?
i think you need some help.	I'm afraid so.
miss connell's testimony will be very important.	I would have stayed anyway, Dr. Maxwell.
i've worked with it.  i've seen cures. it is at least a hope.	It's the very danger itself that makes the cure possible, Mr. Holland.  The insulin produces a state of coma, a stupor.  The patient is revived from the coma by a violent overwhelming nerve shock. That nerve shock can kill -- but it can also restore the damaged mind.
i prepared these for you last night, miss connell.	Thank you.
is this disease common in the tropics?	Fortunately, not.  This is my first experience with it as a physician. But I have seen half-witted field hands -- whom the other peasants call Zombies.  I am sure they suffer from a similar destruction of spinal nerves as the result of high fever.
i've never heard of a cure.	Is this disease common in the tropics?
she can never be cured?	I've never heard of a cure.
i don't know.  i prefer to think of her as a sleepwalker who can never be awakened -- feeling nothing, knowing nothing.	She can never be cured?
does she suffer?	I don't know.  I prefer to think of her as a sleepwalker who can never be awakened -- feeling nothing, knowing nothing.
but it's so far away...	That's rather nice, isn't it?
a year's contract -- a trip with all expenses paid -- that's not so bad, you know.	But it's so far away...
the west indies?	A year's contract -- a trip with all expenses paid -- that's not so bad, you know.
no, this is quite final.  you see, mr. holland is a sugar planter.  he lives in st. sebastian island in the west indies.	The West Indies?
that will mean another interview, won't it?	No, this is quite final.  You see, Mr. Holland is a sugar planter.  He lives in St. Sebastian Island in the West Indies.
i'm afraid i'm not able to tell you much. only that the patient is a young woman -- the wife of a mr. paul holland with whom we do considerable business.	That will mean another interview, won't it?
that is good.  but i'd like to know more about the case.	I'm afraid I'm not able to tell you much. Only that the patient is a young woman -- the wife of a Mr. Paul Holland with whom we do considerable business.
very well.  that means that you have met all mr. holland's requirements.  now, as to salary -- it's quite good -- two hundred dollars a month.	That is good.  But I'd like to know more about the case.
they didn't teach it at memorial hospital.  i had my suspicions, though, about the directress of training.	Very well.  That means that you have met all Mr. Holland's requirements.  Now, as to salary -- it's quite good -- two hundred dollars a month.
where were you trained?	At the Memorial Hospital -- here in Ottawa.
yes.	Where were you trained?
you're single?	Yes.
no, wes.	Jessica was never any good for Paul.  You will be, you are.  And Mother -- seeing Jessica day after day -- never able to escape, never able to forget.  Please, Betsy -- it's only merciful.
you know what she is!  that's death -- no mind, no senses -- no love, no hate, no feeling -- nothing!	Please, Wes, do as I ask.  You must rest, you must sleep.
but she's not dead, wes.	You know what she is!  That's death -- no mind, no senses -- no love, no hate, no feeling -- nothing!
she's dead.  the dead ought to be buried.	But she's not dead, Wes.
not to a nurse.  sleep is a cure.	She's dead.  The dead ought to be buried.
she hated sleep.  she used to say it was a thief -- stealing away her life, an hour at a time...	Not to a nurse.  Sleep is a cure.
i don't know.  i once asked dr. maxwell the same question.  he said he thought she was like a sleepwalker who would never waken.	She hated sleep.  She used to say it was a thief -- stealing away her life, an hour at a time...
does she suffer?  does she know what she is?	I don't know.  I once asked Dr. Maxwell the same question.  He said he thought she was like a sleepwalker who would never waken.
of course, wes.	Does she suffer?  Does she know what she is?
betsy, can i talk to you a minute?	Of course, Wes.
i'd like to go now, rand.  would you mind taking me home?	One of these days he'll start on you, the way he did on her.  "You think life's beautiful, don't you, Jessica?  You think you're beautiful, don't you, Jessica?"  What he could do to that word "beautiful." That's Paul's great weapon -- words.  He uses them the way other men use their fists.
that's right -- he's playing the noble husband for you, isn't he? that won't last long.	I'd like to go now, Rand.  Would you mind taking me home?
that doesn't sound like him.	That's right -- he's playing the noble husband for you, isn't he? That won't last long.
why?  everybody else knows it. paul saw to that.  sometimes i think he planned the whole thing from the beginning -- just to watch me squirm.	That doesn't sound like him.
i wish i hadn't heard --	Why?  Everybody else knows it. Paul saw to that.  Sometimes I think he planned the whole thing from the beginning -- just to watch me squirm.
did you hear what he sang?	I wish I hadn't heard --
don't let it bother you so, wes.	Did you hear what he sang?
listen, did i tell you that story about the little mule at the plantation -- the little mule and clement?  let me tell you.  it's one of the funniest stories --	Wait. I want to listen.
how do you know there's two ounces in a drink?	I'm a nurse.  I always watch people when they pour something.  I watched Ti-Joseph and it was exactly two ounces.
higher mathematics.  two ounces to a drink -- three drinks, six ounces.	How do you know there's two ounces in a drink?
what in the world are you talking about?  six ounces -- ?	Higher mathematics.  Two ounces to a drink -- three drinks, six ounces.
it must be hard work entertaining me if it requires six ounces of rum.	What in the world are you talking about?  Six ounces -- ?
bring me another, ti-joseph.  i have to keep the lady entertained.	It must be hard work entertaining me if it requires six ounces of rum.
by a curious coincidence, it's my day off, too.	Bring me another, Ti-Joseph.  I have to keep the lady entertained.
but don't you have to work?	By a curious coincidence, it's my day off, too.
well -- and things -- might be a better description of what you'll find.  i'd better come along and show you the town.	But don't you have to work?
i was just beginning to wonder. aren't there shops, restaurants and things?	Well -- and things -- might be a better description of what you'll find.  I'd better come along and show you the town.
but what in the world can you do with a day off in st. sebastian?	I was just beginning to wonder. Aren't there shops, restaurants and things?
it's my day off.	But what in the world can you do with a day off in St. Sebastian?
where do you think you're going?	It's my day off.
perhaps you ought to get on to the mill.	It'll wait.
ah, yes, our paul, strong and silent and very sad -- quite the byronic character. perhaps i ought to cultivate it.	Perhaps you ought to get on to the mill.
i don't know.  he spoke to me last night on the boat. i liked him very much.	Ah, yes, our Paul, strong and silent and very sad -- quite the Byronic character. Perhaps I ought to cultivate it.
yes, the redoubtable paul.  he has the plantation, and i, as you must have noticed, have all the charm.	I don't know.  He spoke to me last night on the boat. I liked him very much.
mr. holland?	Yes, the redoubtable Paul.  He has the plantation, and I, as you must have noticed, have all the charm.
don't worry.  i wasn't missed.  the only important man here is the owner.	Mr. Holland?
of course.  it's been nice of you to spend this much time with me.	Don't worry.  I wasn't missed.  The only important man here is the owner.
as a matter of fact, it means the sugar syrup is ready to be poured off.  you'll have to excuse me.	Of course.  It's been nice of you to spend this much time with me.
i wondered about your different accents.  i'm still wondering about your names -- rand and holland.	We're half-brothers.  Paul is mother's first child.  When his father died, she married my father. Dr. Rand, the missionary.  And you know what they say about missionaries' children.
i went to school in buffalo.  paul went to school in england.	I wondered about your different accents.  I'm still wondering about your names -- Rand and Holland.
-- but, you're an american?	I went to school in Buffalo.  Paul went to school in England.
thank you.  but who sits there?	My brother's wife.
and that --  is my chair.  and this --  is miss connell -- who is beautiful.	Thank you.  But who sits there?
i like her already.	And that --  is my chair.  And this --  is Miss Connell -- who is beautiful.
no -- she just runs the place. she's everything else -- amazing woman, mother.  you'll like her.	I like her already.
is she a doctor?	No -- she just runs the place. She's everything else -- amazing woman, mother.  You'll like her.
and that chair --  is the particular property of mrs. rand -- mother to both of us and much too good for either of us. too wise, in fact, to live under the same roof. she prefers the village dispensary.	Is she a doctor?
yes -- on the boat.	And that chair --  is the particular property of Mrs. Rand -- mother to both of us and much too good for either of us. Too wise, in fact, to live under the same roof. She prefers the village dispensary.
it seems we are having dinner by ourselves, miss connell.  but i may as well introduce everyone to you, anyway.  there -- in the master's chair, sits the master -- my half-brother paul holland.  but you've already met him.	Yes -- on the boat.
considering that the paper is three months old and this isn't sunday -- no thank you.	I guess I'll wait until I'm home, Mrs. Rand.
you want that?	Yes.
i want you to be safe, betsy.  i want to know you're away from this place -- home again, where nothing can harm you -- nothing and no one.	You want that?
that's past -- that's over and done with...	I want you to be safe, Betsy.  I want to know you're away from this place -- home again, where nothing can harm you -- nothing and no one.
i remember words i said to jessica - words mixed like to poison -- to hurt her, to madden her.	That's past -- that's over and done with...
don't, paul -- don't doubt yourself -- don't make me doubt you.	I remember words I said to Jessica - words mixed like to poison -- to hurt her, to madden her.
the night you came to me in this room -- to comfort me, to help me -- i turned you away.	Don't, Paul -- don't doubt yourself -- don't make me doubt you.
you wanted to warn me...	The night you came to me in this room -- to comfort me, to help me -- I turned you away.
no.  it's not just how i felt toward jessica.  i've been cruel to even you.	You wanted to warn me...
i can understand that.  everyone feels that way about someone.	No.  It's not just how I felt toward Jessica.  I've been cruel to even you.
how do you know i'm not?  i was cruel to jessica.  when i got to know her -- when i found out how empty and ungenerous she was, there was something about her -- something smooth and false -- that made we want to hurt her.	I can understand that.  Everyone feels that way about someone.
you can't believe that.  you don't know what viciousness it would take to drive a person mad.  you're not vicious or cruel, paul.	How do you know I'm not?  I was cruel to Jessica.  When I got to know her -- when I found out how empty and ungenerous she was, there was something about her -- something smooth and false -- that made we want to hurt her.
i have no defense.  so far as i know -- it is true.	You can't believe that.  You don't know what viciousness it would take to drive a person mad.  You're not vicious or cruel, Paul.
i still can't believe it paul -- that you wouldn't say a word in your own defense.	I have no defense.  So far as I know -- it is true.
she was beautiful.	I hated her.
you think i love jessica and want her back. it is like you to think that -- clean, decent thinking.	She was beautiful.
you know why.  you saw it the other night at the piano.  you turned away from me.	What I saw the other night, I didn't dare believe, Betsy --
because you wanted to give my wife back to me?  why should that mean anything to you?	You know why.  You saw it the other night at the piano.  You turned away from me.
i told you.	Because you wanted to give my wife back to me?  Why should that mean anything to you?
you have deliberately endangered mrs. holland's life.  there's no telling what you may have started with this insanity.  why did you do it?	I told you.
i took mrs. holland to the houmfort.  i thought they might cure her.	You have deliberately endangered Mrs. Holland's life.  There's no telling what you may have started with this insanity.  Why did you do it?
help me? how?	I took Mrs. Holland to the Houmfort.  I thought they might cure her.
i wanted to help you.	Help me? How?
and instead,  i came -- bringing you nothing.	Instead -- you come, with sympathy, Betsy, and a generous heart. Don't forget that.  Don't call it nothing.
i've been waiting here for hours, trying to imagine jessica well again -- wondering what i'd feel. i could see jessica as she used to be, i could hear her say in that sweet mocking voice, "paul, darling..."  the whole thing beginning all over again...	And instead,  I came -- bringing you nothing.
i imagined this so differently...	I've been waiting here for hours, trying to imagine Jessica well again -- wondering what I'd feel. I could see Jessica as she used to be, I could hear her say in that sweet mocking voice, "Paul, darling..."  The whole thing beginning all over again...
don't take it to heart, betsy.	I imagined this so differently...
she is alive, mr. holland -- that's all.	Don't take it to heart, Betsy.
well?	She is alive, Mr. Holland -- that's all.
you didn't drive her mad.	Didn't I?  I don't know.  That's the simple truth of it.  I don't know.
what you saw tonight -- two brothers at each other's throat and a woman driven mad by her own husband?  do you love that?	You didn't drive her mad.
i love fort holland.	What you saw tonight -- two brothers at each other's throat and a woman driven mad by her own husband?  Do you love that?
you have helped me.  i want you to know i'm sorry i brought you here. when i thought of a nurse, i thought of someone hard and impersonal.	I love Fort Holland.
i don't know.  i wanted to help you. and now that i'm here, i don't know how.	You have helped me.  I want you to know I'm sorry I brought you here. When I thought of a nurse, I thought of someone hard and impersonal.
why did you come in here?	I don't know.  I wanted to help you. And now that I'm here, I don't know how.
i know what you went through tonight.  i kept thinking of what you said: that all good things died here, violently.	Why did you come in here?
i often do.	I know what you went through tonight.  I kept thinking of what you said: that all good things died here, violently.
i heard you playing.	I often do.
you don't seem very disturbed by it.  i've always thought voodoo was something to be scared of: the drums sounded in the hills and everybody was frightened.	I'm afraid it's not very frightening.  They have their songs and dances and carry on and finally, as I understand it, one of the gods comes down and speaks through one of the people.
i'm afraid the decanter will have to stay where it is.  i engaged you, miss connell, to take care of my wife, not my brother.	You don't seem very disturbed by it.  I've always thought Voodoo was something to be scared of: the drums sounded in the hills and everybody was frightened.
still, i feel you should remove the decanter.  wes is not an alcoholic yet, mr. holland. but as a nurse i can tell you that it won't be long before he is.	I'm afraid the decanter will have to stay where it is.  I engaged you, Miss Connell, to take care of my wife, not my brother.
i've no sympathy with people who can't resist temptation.	Still, I feel you should remove the decanter.  Wes is not an alcoholic yet, Mr. Holland. But as a nurse I can tell you that it won't be long before he is.
but for wes -- it must be a temptation to him.	I've no sympathy with people who can't resist temptation.
it's always stood there, miss connell.  i can remember it in my grandfather's time and my father's. i'm afraid it will have to remain.	But for Wes -- it must be a temptation to him.
yes, he can.  but i've been wondering -- you know if you could leave the whisky decanter off the table --	It's always stood there, Miss Connell.  I can remember it in my grandfather's time and my father's. I'm afraid it will have to remain.
wesley can be very entertaining.	Yes, he can.  But I've been wondering -- you know if you could leave the whisky decanter off the table --
well, i had a good time up to a point.	Wesley can be very entertaining.
i heard about your little misadventure yesterday, miss connell.  on your first "day off," too.	Well, I had a good time up to a point.
good morning.	I heard about your little misadventure yesterday, Miss Connell.  On your first "day off," too.
good morning, miss connell.	Good morning.
i've never given it much thought.	Don't.  It will save you a great deal of trouble and other people a great  unhappiness.
and charming?	I've never given it much thought.
i suppose so.  yes.	And charming?
mrs. holland must have been beautiful ---	Many people thought her beautiful.
you didn't find your patient so frightening in the daylight, did you?	Mrs. Holland must have been beautiful ---
i'm sorry...	Why should you be?  My wife is a mental case.  Please keep that in mind, Miss Connell -- particularly when some of the foolish people of this island start talking to you about Zombies.
a mental case?	I'm sorry...
of course not!	A mental case?
surely nurses aren't afraid of the dark?	Of course not!
nothing -- really.  but you must admit it's an eerie sort of place -- so dark --	Surely nurses aren't afraid of the dark?
and what is so alarming about the tower, miss connell?	Nothing -- really.  But you must admit it's an eerie sort of place -- so dark --
if i were as timid as you seem to think, mr. holland, i wouldn't have gone into the tower in the first place.	And what is so alarming about the tower, Miss Connell?
that's hard to believe, after what happened last night.	If I were as timid as you seem to think, Mr. Holland, I wouldn't have gone into the tower in the first place.
i am not a frightened girl.	That's hard to believe, after what happened last night.
i made it clear in my letter to the company.  this is not a position for a frightened girl.	I am not a frightened girl.
a figure of st. sebastian.	Yes.  But it was once the figurehead of a slave ship.  That's where our people came from -- from the misery and pain of slavery. For generations they found life a burden. That's why they still weep when a child is born -- and make merry at a burial.
i'm not sure i can make you understand.  you know what this is?	A figure of St. Sebastian.
why was the maid crying?	I'm not sure I can make you understand.  You know what this is?
i heard someone crying -- a woman --	A woman crying?  No one's been crying here.
can't i take it for you?	No, thank you.  Tomorrow's time enough for you to begin work.
have the servants made you comfortable?	Yes, thank you.
it's easy enough to read the thoughts of a newcomer. everything seems beautiful because you don't understand.  those flying fish -- they are not leaping for joy. they're jumping in terror.  bigger fish want to eat them. that luminous water -- it takes its gleam from millions of tiny dead bodies. it's the glitter of putrescence.  there's no beauty here -- it's death and decay.	You can't really believe that.
you read my thoughts, mr. holland.	It's easy enough to read the thoughts of a newcomer. Everything seems beautiful because you don't understand.  Those flying fish -- they are not leaping for joy. They're jumping in terror.  Bigger fish want to eat them. That luminous water -- it takes its gleam from millions of tiny dead bodies. It's the glitter of putrescence.  There's no beauty here -- it's death and decay.
it is not beautiful.	You read my thoughts, Mr. Holland.
but i had no thought of harming her.  it wasn't i...	You were possessed.  That is true -- possessed by your subconscious mind.  You were in the Houmfort, surrounded by their symbols.  To them, nothing worse can happen to a person than to be made into a Zombie.  Your subconscious mind used their own words for evil.
two things had happened, mrs. rand. one was that your daughter-in-law had been taken ill with a fever. the other thing -- completely disconnected -- was that you had wished her ill, because she had hurt your sons.	But I had no thought of harming her.  It wasn't I...
yes, i said it, and i made myself believe it. but when i got here, jessica was already raging with fever.	Two things had happened, Mrs. Rand. One was that your daughter-in-law had been taken ill with a fever. The other thing -- completely disconnected -- was that you had wished her ill, because she had hurt your sons.
ah -- that's where reason took hold.	Yes, I said it, and I made myself believe it. But when I got here, Jessica was already raging with fever.
i hated myself.  i kept saying to myself over and over again that these people had no power; they had no strange drugs; that there is no such thing as a zombie.	Ah -- that's where reason took hold.
and what happened then, mrs. rand?	I hated myself.  I kept saying to myself over and over again that these people had no power; they had no strange drugs; that there is no such thing as a Zombie.
i think i do.  i've often talked a little voodoo to get medicine down a patient's throat.	It's more than that, Doctor.  I've entered into their ceremonies - pretended to be possessed by their gods...
wesley!	I am afraid, Wesley, he has that right.  And I will have to urge him to use it.
this is something else.  they're curious.  curiosity and religious fervor make a strange and explosive mixture.	I'm quite sure nothing will happen, Doctor.
i wouldn't worry too much, commissioner.  it'll pass.  we've had this sort of thing before.	This is something else.  They're curious.  Curiosity and religious fervor make a strange and explosive mixture.
dr. maxwell is right, mother.	Emotion tricks all of us, Mrs. Rand.  And you are a woman with a very strong conscience.  That conscience has been tormenting you. The rest is coincidence.  There is no such thing as a Zombie.  The dead do not come back to life. Death is final.
i did everything i could to forestall this, paul.  i don't think there's any question of your innocence in the matter.  but there's been too much talk.  the thing's out of hand.	Maybe it's better this way, Mother. I'm glad you're going home, Betsy -- you'll be out of the mess.
in other words, i'm on trial.	I did everything I could to forestall this, Paul.  I don't think there's any question of your innocence in the matter.  But there's been too much talk.  The thing's out of hand.
of the nature of mrs. holland's illness.  and, of course, the events which led up to it.	In other words, I'm on trial.
investigation of what?	Of the nature of Mrs. Holland's illness.  And, of course, the events which led up to it.
in view of all the circumstances, the commissioner has decided on a legal investigation.	Investigation of what?
what about her?	In view of all the circumstances, the commissioner has decided on a legal investigation.
no -- it's about mrs. holland.  a result of our discussion the other day, i'm afraid.	What about her?
an accident at the mill?	No -- it's about Mrs. Holland.  A result of our discussion the other day, I'm afraid.
but i assure you, father walters, miss connell had no idea of the consequences when she went there.	Paul, we're not trying to blame Miss Connell.  It isn't a question of blame.  It's a question of what we are to do with Jessica.  The commissioner is very concerned.
it is a hard decision to make -- but yours is only a technical responsibility...	Technical responsibility, real responsibility -- what difference does it make?  Jessica lives -- or she dies. That's what we're talking about!
i don't know -- i don't know--	It is a hard decision to make -- but yours is only a technical responsibility...
insulin shock treatment is an extreme measure, mr. holland. but -- as miss connell pointed out when she suggested it -- this is an extreme case.	You admit that it is terribly dangerous. Why do you advise it?
all that you say comes down to the same thing.  you are asking me to pass a sentence of life or death on my own wife.	Insulin shock treatment is an extreme measure, Mr. Holland. But -- as Miss Connell pointed out when she suggested it -- this is an extreme case.
that could be a serious accusation, rand, if it weren't a foolish one.	Foolish?  Tell them how foolish it is, Paul -- tell them!
because he drove jessica insane -- deliberately -- coldly!	That could be a serious accusation, Rand, if it weren't a foolish one.
why?	Because he drove Jessica insane -- deliberately -- coldly!
i tell you he hasn't and he wouldn't dare use it if he had.	Why?
i believe there's a kinder name for it, wesley. at st. thomas, it's called the institute for mental therapy.	It doesn't matter what you call it. I can tell you right now Jessica isn't going!
to the asylum?	I believe there's a kinder name for it, Wesley. At St. Thomas, it's called the Institute for Mental Therapy.
if i were as sure as you, mrs. rand, we wouldn't be here.  i'll tell you quite bluntly: for the peace of the island and possibly for her own safety, we've come to ask you to send mrs. holland away to st. thomas.	To the asylum?
well, jeffries, why come to us about it?  why don't you go up to the houmfort and put a stop to the drumming and dancing -- that's what causes all the trouble.	No.  You're quite wrong.  Right here's the seat of the trouble. Mrs. Holland has become an object of speculation and religious interest to these people.  It's revived all their old superstitions -- Zombies -- and that sort of nonsense.
that isn't true.  you never understood her.	That night, I went to the Houmfort. I kept seeing Jessica's face -- smiling -- smiling because two men hated each other -- because she was beautiful enough to take my family in her hands and break it apart. The drums seemed to be beating in my head.  The chanting -- the lights --  everything blurred together.  And then I heard a voice, speaking in a sudden silence.  My voice.  I was possessed.  I said that the woman at Fort Holland was evil and that the Houngan must maker her a Zombie.
are you going to lie for him, mother?	Betsy, tell them about the Houmfort.  Tell them what you saw there.
you're wrong, wesley.  the guilt is mine -- all of it.	Are you going to lie for him, Mother?
we're all in it.  there won't be a shred of pride or decency left for any of use.  say something, paul!  you've always been good with words.  put some together, now, and tell us that you're not responsible -- that every damnable bit of it doesn't rest squarely on your shoulders!	You're wrong, Wesley.  The guilt is mine -- all of it.
dr. maxwell -- it's nice to see you.	Dr. Maxwell has very unpleasant news for us.
yeah, see you bright and early monday am.  say, where's the wife?	In Rhode Island with the folks. I'm a free agent tonight.
well, gonna make a break for the hors d'oeuvres guy.	Yeah, see you bright and early Monday am.  Say, where's the wife?
yeah, good.	Well, gonna make a break for the hors d'oeuvres guy.
don't see how. i think the public's had its fill of this gangster stuff. no, trust me -- disaster pics. and air hockey.	Yeah, good.
darned right. look here, benj, whaddya make of this sequel to the godfather? you think it's gonna work?	Don't see how. I think the public's had its fill of this gangster stuff. No, trust me -- disaster pics. And air hockey.
well, hey, isn't that a one-in-a million coincidence. a real dreamer, jim williams, eh?	Darned right. Look here, Benj, whaddya make of this sequel to The Godfather? You think it's gonna work?
well, it's the funniest thing. i've been talking to some investors -- a little outside venture, you understand, between you and me -- about a scheme to manufacture a new styrofoam packaging. little peanut like pieces that can really keep an item free from trauma during shipping. miraculous. anyway, it turns out the genius behind the whole project is your neighbor, jim williams. how about that!	Well, hey, isn't that a one-in-a million coincidence. A real dreamer, Jim Williams, eh?
clair, george clair! what the hell brings you to new canaan?	Well, it's the funniest thing. I've been talking to some investors -- a little outside venture, you understand, between you and me -- about a scheme to manufacture a new Styrofoam packaging. Little peanut like pieces that can really keep an item free from trauma during shipping. Miraculous. Anyway, it turns out the genius behind the whole project is your neighbor, Jim Williams. How about that!
benjie!	Clair, George Clair! What the hell brings you to New Canaan?
right o'.	Up the organization!  Bastard.
got a meeting uptown.	Right o'.
brilliant. hey, you heading out a little early today?	Got a meeting uptown.
overpriced bomb, cost over $6 million -- no stars, and no one's into the horror genre these days anyway. i'm advising the company recommend reducing positions there. it's disaster films that are gonna stay at the top.	Brilliant. Hey, you heading out a little early today?
ben you know that's your territory - and i wouldn't dream to trespass - you're the expert. hey, how do you think paramount's gonna do with that blatty novel, what's it called? the exorcist?	Overpriced bomb, cost over $6 million -- no stars, and no one's into the horror genre these days anyway. I'm advising the company recommend reducing positions there. It's disaster films that are gonna stay at the top.
gotcha george, not a problem. tomorrow. hey, you want to start covering the old filmed entertainment sector yourself?	Ben you know that's your territory - and I wouldn't dream to trespass - you're the expert. Hey, how do you think Paramount's gonna do with that Blatty novel, what's it called? The Exorcist?
and speaking of which, you have those market share charts mr. shackley was asking about?	Gotcha George, not a problem. Tomorrow. Hey, you want to start covering the old filmed entertainment sector yourself?
oh you know, for a minute i thought it was --	Paul? Yeah. You think --
yeah. well, we can just --	Ben, I don't think he wants us here.
the phone's out.	Yeah. Well, we can just --
do you think? maybe we should call someone --	The phone's out.
sure. i'll try. and we'll talk in the morning?	We'll talk in the morning.
you'll get some sleep on the couch out there?	Sure. I'll try. And we'll talk in the morning?
i'll drive you --	Ben.
ben, i've got a ride home. maybe you should sleep this one off on the couch here?	I'll drive you --
elena.	Ben, I've got a ride home. Maybe you should sleep this one off on the couch here?
ready to go?	We're not going anywhere.
elena, you're just getting wound up to get wound up.	Thanks for the diagnosis, Ben. Thank you. So let's just go to this fiasco if that's what you want to do. Let's just go on in. I'd rather talk to anyone else but you.
well, i'm really pleased to hear a confession.	Elena, you're just getting wound up to get wound up.
elena, it's not what you think. it's not a big plot. honestly. honestly. i don't know if you want to go over this now, but it's just something that comes over me. i don't feel good about it. i know i've done what i didn't want to do. i don't know --	Well, I'm really pleased to hear a confession.
elena.	Elena, it's not what you think. It's not a big plot. Honestly. Honestly. I don't know if you want to go over this now, but it's just something that comes over me. I don't feel good about it. I know I've done what I didn't want to do. I don't know --
you have some marker, that's what i think, if you want to know the truth. you have some marker and you're going to put it on the house keys so that janey can find them and then when i get back to the house i'll find the two of you in there and wendy'll be able to hear you and paul will be back and he'll hear you and i'll catch you, that's what i think. she'll be swearing and banging against the wall and i'll catch --	Elena.
i'm not.	You have some marker, that's what I think, if you want to know the truth. You have some marker and you're going to put it on the house keys so that Janey can find them and then when I get back to the house I'll find the two of you in there and Wendy'll be able to hear you and Paul will be back and he'll hear you and I'll catch you, that's what I think. She'll be swearing and banging against the wall and I'll catch --
you're not going to --	I'm not.
i'm not staying at this party so we can go home with someone else's wife. that's not why we're here, right? we're simply being neighbors here, and i think we should do just that --	You're not going to --
damn it, ben --	I'm not staying at this party so we can go home with someone else's wife. That's not why we're here, right? We're simply being neighbors here, and I think we should do just that --
i think we're here and we don't have to stay -- we ought simply to put in an appearance and then we can head home.	Damn it, Ben --
well?	I think we're here and we don't have to stay -- we ought simply to put in an appearance and then we can head home.
yeah, well, if we'd understood we could have invented some kind of excuse. a key party -- did you see how stuffed that bowl was already?	Well?
that this was going to be a key party?	Yeah, well, if we'd understood we could have invented some kind of excuse. A key party -- did you see how stuffed that bowl was already?
i know, i know. i had no idea --	That this was going to be a key party?
this just isn't the best moment for this.	I know, I know. I had no idea --
oh, yeah. yeah, we'll be right back, dot.	This just isn't the best moment for this.
in the car.	Oh, yeah. Yeah, we'll be right back, Dot.
you've...	In the car.
sure i do. do i know what loneliness feels like? sure i do. i know a lot about it, if that's what you mean.	Benjamin. That's supposed to explain it?
oh lord. you think i'm so dense. and now you want to be seen with your dense wife at the cocktail party. you want to wear that ridiculous shirt which doesn't go with those pants at all. you want to wear that, and you want me to shake hands with your friends and make conversation and dress up in an outfit that shows a lot of cleavage and you're not going to accord me the respect of talking honestly about this... you don't really know what this feels like.	Sure I do. Do I know what loneliness feels like? Sure I do. I know a lot about it, if that's what you mean.
if you're going to insult me --	What else could I be? What else could I be? We're not living in the real world here. You're living out some fantasy land from the past, or some advice or something from those psychoanalysts... there are some hard facts here.
well, what kind of faithfulness are you after?	If you're going to insult me --
it's a starting place.	Well, what kind of faithfulness are you after?
am i unfaithful? is that what you're trying to say?	It's a starting place.
your unfaithfulness -- that's what i'm trying to talk about. your unfaithfulness. your betrayal. your dalliance. and you won't do me the dignity of being up front about it.	Am I unfaithful? Is that what you're trying to say?
listen, elena, if you're gonna pull that passive aggressive stuff on me again --	Your unfaithfulness -- that's what I'm trying to talk about. Your unfaithfulness. Your betrayal. Your dalliance. And you won't do me the dignity of being up front about it.
i'm not surprised.	Listen, Elena, if you're gonna pull that passive aggressive stuff on me again --
elena, what are you're talking about?	I'm not surprised.
don't be dim.	Elena, what are you're talking about?
what do you mean?	Don't be dim.
it wouldn't make a pleasant evening, if that's what you're after. i don't want to talk about it. stupid mustache cup.	What do you mean?
what's on your mind? don't --	It wouldn't make a pleasant evening, if that's what you're after. I don't want to talk about it. Stupid mustache cup.
i have no idea.	What's on your mind? Don't --
you think i --	I have no idea.
don't start.	You think I --
no advice from the experts, huh?	Don't start.
see for yourself.	No advice from the experts, huh?
what's for dessert?	See for yourself.
yeah, that one.	That one.
oh right. the mustache coffee cup. the one that was sitting on the dash.	Yeah, that one.
oh, just dropping off a coffee cup. jim left it, last time he was over. it was on the dash of the car. you were, you know, reading, thought i'd just catch some air. let's eat.	Oh right. The mustache coffee cup. The one that was sitting on the dash.
so what were you doing in the williams' basement anyway?	Oh, just dropping off a coffee cup. Jim left it, last time he was over. It was on the dash of the car. You were, you know, reading, thought I'd just catch some air. Let's eat.
i get you loud and clear... hey, you look nice.	So what were you doing in the Williams' basement anyway?
up to you. i'd like to go early and leave pretty soon after that.	I get you loud and clear... hey, you look nice.
in the basement over at janey and jim's. with that weirdo mikey. not even a tv on. and they're on the floor and he's got his trousers down though thank goodness she's still dressed. well, i really let him have it!  ... and wendy came home peacefully... hey, should i dress for the halford's now, or - give me your -	Up to you. I'd like to go early and leave pretty soon after that.
dinner in ten minutes.	You go dry off now.
the turkey in?	Stuffed and baking.
what?	Leave it -- I'll wash it for you.
that shirt?	What?
yikes -- i was hoping to wear this thing to the halford's friday.	That shirt?
i wasn't accusing you, ben. it's just that we've got to be honest. not just with ourselves, but with the children.	Hell, I know. I -- I guess if you want to accuse me, you've got --  Oh hell! I've got to pick up Paul. I almost forgot.
you have to bring this up now? what? did i do something here? is that it? is it something i did?	I wasn't accusing you, Ben. It's just that we've got to be honest. Not just with ourselves, but with the children.
no, i didn't mean to sound negative. it was -- but ben.  what is going to happen with us? have you --	You have to bring this up now? What? Did I do something here? Is that it? Is it something I did?
whatever that means elena -- and you complain about me not communicating... i thought it was --	No, I didn't mean to sound negative. It was -- But Ben.  What is going to happen with us? Have you --
i'm just sad ben -- i mean it was... you were, but, you know. i just don't know...	Whatever that means Elena -- And you complain about me not communicating... I thought it was --
you crying?	I'm just sad Ben -- I mean it was... you were, but, you know. I just don't know...
ben, maybe no talking right now? if you start talking, you're going to--	You crying?
you know elena, i've been thinking--	Ben, maybe no talking right now? If you start talking, you're going to--
i... i think i am...	You know Elena, I've been thinking--
i do. i'm -- are you...?	I... I think I am...
because you like it on your turkey sandwiches.	I do. I'm -- are you...?
um, yes.	Because you like it on your turkey sandwiches.
oh. sure, i -- did you remember to pick up the cranberry sauce?	Um, yes.
you all right there?	Oh. Sure, I -- Did you remember to pick up the cranberry sauce?
oh yeah. musk, or something. you like it?	Hmm. Good night.
so early?	Rough day. Good night.
i'm, uh, going to bed.	So early?
well, it is a neighborhood tradition.	I'm, uh, going to bed.
what do you think?	Well, it is a neighborhood tradition.
you want to go?	What do you think?
the halfords have invited us again this year.	You want to go?
good night.	Good night.
-- and you haven't moved out yet. it's because you're too lazy, ben. too scared or lazy to either deal with us or simply make a decision --	Elena.
yeah but elena, even you don't believe all that "i'm ok. you're ok" stuff you keep babbling about -- you say so yourself. i've been all ears for about ten years now on his subject, and --	-- And you haven't moved out yet. It's because you're too lazy, Ben. Too scared or lazy to either deal with us or simply make a decision --
it's you ben who needs to talk. i've had my say, and i'm waiting to hear back from you.	Yeah but Elena, even you don't believe all that "I'm OK. You're OK" stuff you keep babbling about -- you say so yourself. I've been all ears for about ten years now on his subject, and --
oh not again elena! if we've got problems, why can't you just come out and talk about them.	It's you Ben who needs to talk. I've had my say, and I'm waiting to hear back from you.
so maybe you'll come too?	Oh not again Elena! If we've got problems, why can't you just come out and talk about them.
then again, why should she be? i mean with us, with our...	So maybe you'll come too?
why shouldn't she be?	Then again, why should she be? I mean with us, with our...
i did, but -- somebody should probably see her, talk to her... you think she's ok?	Why shouldn't she be?
that shrink -- the one you always wanted me to see? i thought you dropped him.	I did, but -- somebody should probably see her, talk to her... You think she's ok?
i've been thinking, ben, about wendy. i was going to ask if she'd come with me sometime to meet dr. woolens.	That shrink -- the one you always wanted me to see? I thought you dropped him.
i wasn't star--	I've been thinking, Ben, about Wendy. I was going to ask if she'd come with me sometime to meet Dr. Woolens.
you're staring at me.	I wasn't star--
don't be so modest, ben. it's a job that requires a certain prescience with regards to entertainment trends. you were the first to predict that billy jack would be a hit --	And as usual no one believed me...
no thank you. we should be off.	Gotcha.
ok, ok, the defense rests.  want another?	No thank you. We should be off.
libbets. libbets casey.	Libbets? What kind of name is Libbets?
ah let the guy have his fun. what's the name of this girl with the park avenue address?	Libbets. Libbets Casey.
see you.	Stay out of trouble.
sure dad.	Thanks.
um, paul. on second thought, can you do me a favor and pretend i never said any of that.	Sure dad.
all the more reason for this little heart to heart... great.	Um, Paul. On second thought, can you do me a favor and pretend I never said any of that.
uh, dad, you know i'm 16.	All the more reason for this little heart to heart... great.
holy! well. if you're worried about anything, just feel free to ask, and, uh, we can look it up.	Uh, dad, you know I'm 16.
about?	Well, the whole gamut. Facts of life and all. Some fatherly advice, because, I tell you, there's things happening that you're probably old enough... well...  For example, on the self-abuse front -- now this is important - it's not advisable to do it in the shower -- it wastes water and electricity and because we all expect you to be doing it there in any case -- and, um, not onto the linen, and not on your sister's underwear or any clothing belonging to your mother --
you know paul, i've been thinking, maybe this is as good a time as any to have a little talk, you know, about -- well --	About?
yeah.	You know Paul, I've been thinking, maybe this is as good a time as any to have a little talk, you know, about -- well --
well it's good to see you -- we miss you around the house and all, but this st. peter's, it's top of the line, eh?	Yeah.
hnnn.	Well it's good to see you -- we miss you around the house and all, but this St. Peter's, it's top of the line, eh?
anyone special? you know...	Hnnn.
fine.	Anyone special? You know...
grades?	Fine.
good.	Grades?
classes?	Good.
all right.	Classes?
so how's school treating you?	All right.
well dad, actually i thought i'd take the morning train on thanksgiving -- got a lot of studying, papers, you know, lab experiments --	Lab experiments? Right smart guy -- Paul, you know your mother's gonna be disappointed not to see more of you -- In fact, let me make this more than a simple request guy, I think you should...
well good. just confirming. you'll be on the 3:50 wednesday afternoon.	Well dad, actually I thought I'd take the morning train on Thanksgiving -- got a lot of studying, papers, you know, lab experiments --
i'm fine dad.	Well good. Just confirming. You'll be on the 3:50 Wednesday afternoon.
hey guy. things ok up there? you all right?	I'm fine dad.
hi dad.	Hey guy. Things ok up there? You all right?
how you take it isn't all that interesting to me, benjamin. i'm sorry --	I just can't believe you could be so --
jimmy? jimmy? i don't know how to take this. and what do you mean, jimmy? i thought you said you and your husband --	How you take it isn't all that interesting to me, Benjamin. I'm sorry --
listen, benjamin hood. i have obligations that precede your... from before you showed up. one or two, you know, good-natured encounters, that doesn't mean i'm... i'm not just some toy for you. when i remembered some chores i wanted to get done before the party, i just did them, that's all, because i wanted to do them before i saw jimmy.	Jimmy? Jimmy? I don't know how to take this. And what do you mean, Jimmy? I thought you said you and your husband --
what?	Listen, Benjamin Hood. I have obligations that precede your... from before you showed up. One or two, you know, good-natured encounters, that doesn't mean I'm... I'm not just some toy for you. When I remembered some chores I wanted to get done before the party, I just did them, that's all, because I wanted to do them before I saw Jimmy.
a prior engagement overcame me.	What?
don't bullshit me around, janey. jesus christ, i waited around for more than half an hour, in nothing but my boxer shorts, and -- and what's all that about? what the hell happened?	A prior engagement overcame me.
what are you talking about?	Don't bullshit me around, Janey. Jesus Christ, I waited around for more than half an hour, in nothing but my boxer shorts, and -- and what's all that about? What the hell happened?
damn right, but where the hell were you?	What are you talking about?
oh jeez, benjie. well, here you are.	Damn right, but where the hell were you?
birth control.	Right. Gotcha.
huh?	Birth control.
have i noticed anything? i'm not married to her benjamin, you are. i think you've probably a better vantage point from which to observe her.	Yeah, but, I -- I've been working a lot lately, and -- No, that's not it. I guess we've just been on the verge of saying something, whatever it is, just saying something to each other. On the verge.
maybe it's all for the better, you know? yesterday, at dinner, well, she hasn't said anything... has she acted funny to you, i mean, have you noticed anything?	Have I noticed anything? I'm not married to her Benjamin, you are. I think you've probably a better vantage point from which to observe her.
after the thanksgiving i had, i need it. you having one?	In a bit.
here.	After the Thanksgiving I had, I need it. You having one?
you should probably get dressed. the boys will be home soon.	Gotcha.
you have a point there. that's a very good point. we're having an affair. right. an explicitly sexual relationship. your needs. my needs. you're absolutely right.	You should probably get dressed. The boys will be home soon.
you're boring me. i have a husband. i don't particularly feel the need for another.	You have a point there. That's a very good point. We're having an affair. Right. An explicitly sexual relationship. Your needs. My needs. You're absolutely right.
yeah?	You're boring me. I have a husband. I don't particularly feel the need for another.
ben--	Yeah?
it's like farming. i am basically chewing up large tracts of expensively landscaped scenery with overpriced sticks, and george clair has obviously, in the mere two years since he joined the firm, he has obviously been taking secret lessons with a golf pro, and i assume the entirety of his disposable income has been devoted to humiliating me on the golf course. and the guy talks - incessantly -- throughout the entirety of the miserable 18 holes - on topics that are the supposed domain of my department --	Ben--
he's probably been waiting all night at the station.	C'mon.
your toes cold?	Yeah.
i mean, he's not serious, he'll end up living off janey and jim, you watch. it's just that you develop a sense when you get older, if things are going to work out or if they won't, and sometimes it's not worth the mess...	Your toes cold?
huh?	I mean, he's not serious, he'll end up living off Janey and Jim, you watch. It's just that you develop a sense when you get older, if things are going to work out or if they won't, and sometimes it's not worth the mess...
look, kiddo, don't worry about it. i really don't care that much. i'm just not sure he's good enough, that's all.	Huh?
i'm not interested in your smart ass remarks now, lady. let's go. right now. you and i can discuss it on the walk home.	Look, kiddo, don't worry about it. I really don't care that much. I'm just not sure he's good enough, that's all.
well, then forget all this stern dad stuff.	I'm not interested in your smart ass remarks now, lady. Let's go. Right now. You and I can discuss it on the walk home.
who else would i be talking to? and take that thing off!	Well, then forget all this stern dad stuff.
talking to me, dad?	Who else would I be talking to? And take that thing off!
what do you think we're doing, dad?	What do I think? I think you're probably touching each other. I think you're touching that reckless jerk-off, for god's sake, and I think he's trying to get into your slacks. I think, at fourteen years of age, that you're getting ready to give up your girlhood --
what the hell are you kids doing down here?	What do you think we're doing, dad?
... while children in africa and asia are napalmed and --	Jesus all right enough!
what you been up to?	Nothing.
nah.	What you been up to?
i'm picking up paul at the station - want to come?	Nah.
good-night dad.	Good night kiddo.
fascist!	If I were a fascist I would have sent you to one of those Southern military academies a long time ago. Now get to bed.
get to sleep young lady -- and i mean it.	Fascist!
dad stop it!	Get to sleep young lady -- and I mean it.
that was a joke? you don't tell jokes.	I thought I'd start trying. If you don't mind. But I am going to Florida and I do have a new nurse.
jesus, benjamin, you're still as gullible as ever.	That was a joke? You don't tell jokes.
what?	Jesus, Benjamin, you're still as gullible as ever.
ben, i'm going to florida. i hate thanksgiving and i hate the cold. i have a new nurse. she's a negro, she weighs three hundred pounds, and i've decided to leave my entire estate to her.	What?
oh. elena wanted to know when we could expect you on thanksgiving. it's just going to be you this year.	Ben, I'm going to Florida. I hate Thanksgiving and I hate the cold. I have a new nurse. She's a negro, she weighs three hundred pounds, and I've decided to leave my entire estate to her.
it was all junk!	Oh. Elena wanted to know when we could expect you on Thanksgiving. It's just going to be you this year.
alright dad. but you sold the house, you didn't tell anyone, including the irs, and i'd of certainly liked to have seen if there was any old stuff --	It was all junk!
it's not the taxes i object to. it's all the fines and penalties.	Alright dad. But you sold the house, you didn't tell anyone, including the IRS, and I'd of certainly liked to have seen if there was any old stuff --
but what?	But I -- well maybe I love her. Elena.
but...	But what?
-- 73, and divorce is as easy as paying off a traffic ticket, and for crying out loud, ben, be a man and just get it over with. i would have if i'd had the chance.	But...
-- 73	-- 73, and divorce is as easy as paying off a traffic ticket, and for crying out loud, Ben, be a man and just get it over with. I would have if I'd had the chance.
that's besides the point. the point is if i'd had any sense in me i'd have divorced your mother 40 years ago, and that's the truth, and here it is, 1972 --	-- 73
-- what advice? you never --	That's besides the point. The point is if I'd had any sense in me I'd have divorced your mother 40 years ago, and that's the truth, and here it is, 1972 --
-- waiter! where's my cobb salad?  you want advice ben? if your big brother were still alive i'd have him go out into the back yard and beat some sense into your head. look kid, you married that woman against my advice --	-- What advice? You never --
but dad, you guys truly hated each other, i mean really hated each --	-- Waiter! Where's my cobb salad?  You want advice Ben? If your big brother were still alive I'd have him go out into the back yard and beat some sense into your head. Look kid, you married that woman against my advice --
-- your mother, god bless her, stood by me for forty-two years -- we never once contemplated divorce - i assume you're talking here about divorce? the very thought --	But dad, you guys truly hated each other, I mean really hated each --
well, elena and i have kind of been talking, not really talking, but --	-- Your mother, God bless her, stood by me for forty-two years -- we never once contemplated divorce - I assume you're talking here about divorce? The very thought --
oh for crying out loud ben, you don't mean to tell me that your marriage is going down the drain now --	Well, Elena and I have kind of been talking, not really talking, but --
actually it's not about work, it's advice about --	Oh for crying out loud Ben, you don't mean to tell me that your marriage is going down the drain now --
you know, dah--	Actually it's not about work, it's advice about --
advice? i'm supposed to be getting the stock tips from you, ben. unless - have you quit your job? they fired you?	You know, dah--
i was actually trying to see about getting a little advice, you know --	Advice? I'm supposed to be getting the stock tips from you, Ben. Unless - have you quit your job? They fired you?
that's besides the point.	I was actually trying to see about getting a little advice, you know --
-- well what am i supposed to call you?	That's besides the point.
and why are you still calling me dad? you're forty years old already, and --	-- Well what am I supposed to call you?
we don't have to always go to your club, dad.	And why are you still calling me dad? You're forty years old already, and --
don't fret, benjie, it's --	Darn it, Dave.
it's what?	Don't fret, Benjie, it's --
sure is good shit. it's opiated. i had it in my chamber for a while. i was smoking this other --	It's what?
good shit.	Sure is good shit. It's opiated. I had it in my chamber for a while. I was smoking this other --
welcome to the monkey house has been a seminal influence on me -- hey benjamin -- give it a try? this stuff will make some sense out of those larger questions.	Thanks for the advice Dave.
i suppose we'll make an appearance.	And Reverend Edwards? Did you make the list?
hello you two. am i barging in on some kind of religious study group? elena, you look marvelous. will i see you and ben at the halford's?	I suppose we'll make an appearance.
thank you janey.	It was lovely!
a key party?	You know, it's a California thing. That scuzzy husband of hers dragged her kicking and screaming to one when they were out in L.A. you know, the men put their car keys in a bowl, and then at the end of the evening the women line up and fish them out and go home with whoever's keys they've got. Anyhow that's how she met this Rod person or whatever his name is and he's left his wife and she's packing for California. Irwin is devastated. It's so ironic.
and to think -- they met at a key party of all things.	A key party?
sure. maybe coffee.	Phone's out. I hope the pipe's --
you want to come in, get a cup of coffee -- warm up? i can either walk you home, or you could crash in the guest room.	Sure. Maybe coffee.
yeah. you?	Yes. Well, I guess we can walk from here.
you okay?	Yeah. You?
maybe you just need -- look, can you wait here a sec, i need to tidy up -- just a minute, i'll be right back. you'll wait?	Of course.
that's fine. i wouldn't expect you to see it any other way.	Maybe you just need -- look, can you wait here a sec, I need to tidy up -- just a minute, I'll be right back. You'll wait?
well, we can talk about it.	That's fine. I wouldn't expect you to see it any other way.
jesus, let me make it up to you -- i can do better than that, honestly --	Well, we can talk about it.
jim, maybe we should just go. i've got to look in on the kids. paul is supposed to be coming back in from the city.	Jesus, let me make it up to you -- I can do better than that, honestly --
things are really rotten at home. you wouldn't believe how rotten. janey's sick. she's unstable, i guess... it's not the right time to tell you... but that's it -- it's like i can't make her happy, the boys can't make her happy, she just doesn't --	Jim, maybe we should just go. I've got to look in on the kids. Paul is supposed to be coming back in from the city.
okay. shall we clean up around here first? do you think it's all right--	Nah, that wasn't in the contract.
what the hey. let's go for a drive.	Okay. Shall we clean up around here first? Do you think it's all right--
now don't make me feel as if i'm being too forward, ok? if you don't --	What the hey. Let's go for a drive.
my husband is probably passed out in the bathroom, or at least he wishes he were. i've been married to him for 17 years and i don't have any intention of going in there to get him... so what i'm proposing is that since your wife has gone off with a boy, and since you are standing here alone, i'm proposing that you and i do what makes sense. stay warm. pass some time. that's all.	Now don't make me feel as if I'm being too forward, OK? If you don't --
look, elena, the fact that we're neighbors... you know, close friends, well it sort of makes this a little strange, don't you think?	My husband is probably passed out in the bathroom, or at least he wishes he were. I've been married to him for 17 years and I don't have any intention of going in there to get him... so what I'm proposing is that since your wife has gone off with a boy, and since you are standing here alone, I'm proposing that you and I do what makes sense. Stay warm. Pass some time. That's all.
well, maybe they have one of those filter jobs in the kitchen --	Look, Elena, the fact that we're neighbors... you know, close friends, well it sort of makes this a little strange, don't you think?
you want coffee or something?	Well, maybe they have one of those filter jobs in the kitchen --
somehow it was different in my imagination when i thought about it. actually, i didn't think about it at all, really.	You want coffee or something?
you couldn't have hoped for much better when you came up the walk.	Somehow it was different in my imagination when I thought about it. Actually, I didn't think about it at all, really.
thanks, but -- oh, i don't think so. it's been kind of a discouraging evening.	You couldn't have hoped for much better when you came up the walk.
let me.	Thanks, but -- oh, I don't think so. It's been kind of a discouraging evening.
well, i have to say i don't have much faith that my car keys are still in that bowl. doesn't seem entirely safe, leaving your car keys around?	Let me.
i don't like coffee.	It'll warm you up.
oh i thought i'd steal the station wagon, drive up to a commune. or set the house on fire. you know.	Just bundle up. It's supposed to freeze tonight. We'll see you in the morning.
what sort of problems are you planning exactly?	Oh I thought I'd steal the station wagon, drive up to a commune. Or set the house on fire. You know.
just curious. if there's a problem, i guess i'll just call you there to interrupt.	What sort of problems are you planning exactly?
i suppose. why?	Just curious. If there's a problem, I guess I'll just call you there to interrupt.
is it a big party? a big neighborhood party?	I suppose. Why?
we're going to the halford's. the number's on the calendar in the kitchen. we should be home around 11.	Is it a big party? A big neighborhood party?
i don't really need to practice. i just play a few notes, you know, so i thought maybe i'd stay in.	Well, I'm sure your father and I would love to hear what you're playing these days. Maybe after dinner.
i thought you quit the band - i never hear you practice anymore.	I don't really need to practice. I just play a few notes, you know, so I thought maybe I'd stay in.
they need the money for my band uniform at school.	I thought you quit the band - I never hear you practice anymore.
oh wendy.	They need the money for my band uniform at school.
well, i saw what i saw, and if you don't want to believe me --	Oh Wendy.
we've been through this wendy james taylor was actually at that clinic up near boston.	Well, I saw what I saw, and if you don't want to believe me --
i know. they're rich drug addicts and celebrities. when i saw james taylor there, and --	We've been through this Wendy James Taylor was actually at that clinic up near Boston.
the people at silver meadows aren't psychos.	I know. They're rich drug addicts and celebrities. When I saw James Taylor there, and --
you're not a psycho!	The people at Silver Meadows aren't psychos.
wendy, of course. i'm sorry. you must think i'm ripe to be checked into silver meadows.	You're not a psycho!
mom. are you ok?	Wendy, of course. I'm sorry. You must think I'm ripe to be checked into Silver Meadows.
weightless almost -- as if i were seeing my own memories of being a girl. there was something internal about it.	Mom. Are you ok?
mikey williams?	We were just riding around.
nobody.	Mikey Williams?
who?	Nobody.
with mikey?	Who?
i saw you on your bike today.	With Mikey?
hi wendy.	I saw you on your bike today.
hi mom.	Hi Wendy.
thanks for the lift. if the bike's any bother--	None at all. I'll leave it in front of your garage. Happy Thanksgiving.
here you are.	Thanks for the lift. If the bike's any bother--
you don't have to apologize. i'm too much of a cynic. you actually seem to be trying to figure things out -- don't mind me.	Here you are.
i'm that predictable? no, you don't have to answer that. it's just that with the kids almost grown --	You don't have to apologize. I'm too much of a cynic. You actually seem to be trying to figure things out -- don't mind me.
educated guess.	I'm that predictable? No, you don't have to answer that. It's just that with the kids almost grown --
how'd you know?	Educated guess.
social work?	How'd you know?
i'm thinking of going back to school.	Social work?
it's not like we're too busy.	I'm thinking of going back to school.
i used to know how to cook.	It's not like we're too busy.
thanks for eating it. i don't know why i even pretend i can cook.	I used to know how to cook.
thanks again. for the dinner.	Thanks for eating it. I don't know why I even pretend I can cook.
it's really quite all right.	Of course.
oh.	It's really quite all right.
i insist.  don't touch them.	Oh.
it's not a bother.	I insist.  Don't touch them.
please don't.	It's not a bother.
sometimes the shepherd needs the company of the sheep.	I'm going to try hard not to understand the implications of that simile.
you're here... i'm a bit surprised.	Sometimes the shepherd needs the company of the sheep.
perhaps you might find it in your heart to call me philip?	You're here... I'm a bit surprised.
reverend edwards.	Perhaps you might find it in your heart to call me Philip?
i'm afraid people around here provide her with quite a bit to gossip about.  take care.	That I will indeed.
i'm afraid she's something of a gossip, isn't she?	I'm afraid people around here provide her with quite a bit to gossip about.  Take care.
and you're still trying to get me into bed.	Ouch.
now you are being rude.	And you're still trying to get me into bed.
but not too ashamed.	Now you are being rude.
you weren't. you actually, for some reason, you have the effect on me of making me feel just a tiny bit ashamed of myself.	But not too ashamed.
i'm sorry. that was stupid of me. i didn't mean to be so rude.	You weren't. You actually, for some reason, you have the effect on me of making me feel just a tiny bit ashamed of myself.
if that's a potential you see yourself fulfilling... i mean...  my, i sound a bit --	I'm sorry. That was stupid of me. I didn't mean to be so rude.
i would say it sounds like you're trying to get me into bed.	If that's a potential you see yourself fulfilling... I mean...  My, I sound a bit --
self-realization. ministering to help people reach their fullest potential. would you believe me if i told you i want you to see yourself reach your fullest potential and self-realization?	I would say it sounds like you're trying to get me into bed.
that's right.	Self-realization. Ministering to help people reach their fullest potential. Would you believe me if I told you I want you to see yourself reach your fullest potential and self-realization?
you ask what the point is?	That's right.
all well and good -- but tell me again what is it exactly that you believe in?	You ask what the point is?
-- and god the angry parent, and the spirit the hope of an integrated adult self.	All well and good -- But tell me again what is it exactly that you believe in?
you're saying that christ is the child, and --	-- And God the angry parent, and the Spirit the hope of an integrated adult self.
in many ways, the church-bound tradition of the father, son, and holy ghost is simply a version of the parent-child-adult triad within us all. it's a primitive set of symbols for our inner psychology.	You're saying that Christ is the child, and --
forget what?	Forget how to ride a bike.
they say you never forget.	Forget what?
my daughter. i haven't been on a bike for years.  when was the last time you rode a bike?	They say you never forget.
well i of course flatter myself that our church is not exactly what most people would call organized religion -- at times it's the disorganization that's liberating -- and of course i've begun to minister much more in what one might call therapeutic environments, in small groups, and one on one, couples --	My daughter. I haven't been on a bike for years.  When was the last time you rode a bike?
i suppose my reluctance was the group aspect of it -- i've never been much of a joiner, although i still consider myself a somewhat religious person --	Well I of course flatter myself that our church is not exactly what most people would call organized religion -- at times it's the disorganization that's liberating -- and of course I've begun to minister much more in what one might call therapeutic environments, in small groups, and one on one, couples --
it's been a tremendously transformative year -- maybe a little controversial of course, but we're breaking down the old unitarian barriers --	I suppose my reluctance was the group aspect of it -- I've never been much of a joiner, although I still consider myself a somewhat religious person --
yes, it was -- i ended up --	No need to make excuses --
reverend edwards. philip edwards. you came by and checked out the congregation a couple of times last year.	Yes, it was -- I ended up --
yes.	Reverend Edwards. Philip Edwards. You came by and checked out the congregation a couple of times last year.
elena. elena hood, am i right?	Yes.
pharmaceutical! you are a god.	One for you and one for me.
check it out. not for the faint of heart.	Pharmaceutical! You are a god.
like into one of the other 20 or so bathrooms they've got in this place.	Check it out. Not for the faint of heart.
and whence has yon virginal maiden absconded?	Like into one of the other 20 or so bathrooms they've got in this place.
huh?	Moisture! Moisture!
francis. you gonna leave the seeds in there? in the binding like that?	All will be revealed, baby.
you oughtta read this hood, nixon, our leader, all ye need know about the travails of life. check out the checkers speech stuff.	Francis. You gonna leave the seeds in there? In the binding like that?
shit. you're not planning --	My man, I speak to you solely as a comrade in arms offering unconditional aid. I've been giving this one a lot of thought, and I believe that the two of you together might just reach that higher ground that --
am i right or am i right?	Shit. You're not planning --
what do you mean?	Am I right or am I right?
aha! i could sense the vibe.	What do you mean?
what?	Aha! I could sense the vibe.
um, libbets casey.	What?
sleep all day. i mean, look, it's already getting dark outside, and you're just getting up.	Um, Libbets Casey.
do what?	Sleep all day. I mean, look, it's already getting dark outside, and you're just getting up.
how can you do that man?	Do what?
flame on, asshole.	And remember, with your erogenous zones lubricated as such with the mighty herb, do not attempt terrestrial contact with members of the opposite sex -- because you drone on like a motherfucker when you're stoned.
paul, let me enlighten you about something. you and i exist on two opposite sides of a great existential divide, that being your pathetic virginity on the one hand and my astonishing number of sexual conquests on the other. i'm off to get laid. see you.	Flame on, asshole.
where you going?	Paul, let me enlighten you about something. You and I exist on two opposite sides of a great existential divide, that being your pathetic virginity on the one hand and my astonishing number of sexual conquests on the other. I'm off to get laid. See you.
see ya.	Where you going?
no more man. i'm about to drop as it is.	See ya.
paul, cancel your mental appointments, baby. what are you, like still stoned from last night?	I gotta get to English class.
man, francis, you are one drug addled elitist freak, and when the revolution comes i do not want to be lined up with you and shot, 'cause you're fucking ripe for political reeducation, you know, like in the fields.	Paul, cancel your mental appointments, baby. What are you, like still stoned from last night?
waste not master hood -- that was $20 for the bag.	Man, Francis, you are one drug addled elitist freak, and when the revolution comes I do not want to be lined up with you and shot, 'cause you're fucking ripe for political reeducation, you know, like in the fields.
the water, as you call it, is a special mixture of amaretto and ben&ben blended for just the exact chemical interaction with the last of our precious thai stick.	Waste not Master Hood -- that was $20 for the bag.
i hope you changed the water in that bong from last night.	The water, as you call it, is a special mixture of amaretto and Ben&Ben blended for just the exact chemical interaction with the last of our precious Thai stick.
arise and shine, young hood.	I hope you changed the water in that bong from last night.
come on paulie, share the wealth. you copped 'em from her mom's stash anyway.	Let's see!
no candy for me?	Groovy.  Young master of the revels, a treat for our hostess?
everything's gonna freeze, the big freeze.	Yeah, Paul, are you gonna get home okay?
major.	Howdy there. You, young knight. Can you check on the mead? Can you sally forth and secure us some more mead?
awesome sleet and rain.	Major.
tonight? jim, he's been out of it since he was born.	Hell, I guess he takes after me, huh?
you notice anything with mikey lately? the kid seemed a little out of it tonight, eh?	Tonight? Jim, he's been out of it since he was born.
just be careful.	You notice anything with Mikey lately? The kid seemed a little out of it tonight, eh?
sorry honey. hell, we've got to trade this thing in for a normal bed.	Just be careful.
jesus, jim!	Sorry honey. Hell, we've got to trade this thing in for a normal bed.
no!	Play with the whip.
it's not packed with explosives, is it?	No!
you know, it's the whip -- the one uncle frank got me from mexico.	It's not packed with explosives, is it?
would it matter?  and what's that?	You know, it's the whip -- the one uncle Frank got me from Mexico.
you going to tell dad?	Would it matter?  And what's that?
hey.  i'll take this stuff.	You going to tell dad?
right. cool. so, how about we take a bath together?	Hah hah you're funny. A bath. Like a brother and sister. Oh man, I'm so wasted.
i do.	Right. Cool. So, how about we take a bath together?
you do? i'm glad. because i feel for you --	And I have a feeling for you too, because you're just like -- I feel for you like you're -- you're just like --
and i have a special feeling too, because i do. it's special.	You do? I'm glad. Because I feel for you --
it's like very positive, and i feel a real special feeling, because you really --	And I have a special feeling too, because I do. It's special.
my what?	It's like very positive, and I feel a real special feeling, because you really --
sure i do, you know, like your aura. that you give off.	My what?
yeah but you don't even know me really.	Sure I do, you know, like your aura. That you give off.
you know libbets, i really feel, you know, like a real connection to you --	Yeah but you don't even know me really.
yeah.	You know Libbets, I really feel, you know, like a real connection to you --
maybe you should have just a half.	Thanks for the advice dad.
well, uh, i don't, it's really --	What is it?
frankie opens them with his teeth.	Hey, it's a sellable skill.
great, thanks for the tip.	The Idiot.
if you liked notes from underground, you'll love the idiot.	Great, thanks for the tip.
the idiot?	If you liked Notes from Underground, you'll love The Idiot.
um, libbets. hey, dostoyevsky, i'm also really a fan, and what you were saying, you know, have you ever read the idiot?	The Idiot?
since he sleeps with every girl you ever show an interest in, why don't you just keep your libbets thing a secret from him?	Good thinking Marge.
you think francis is going to beat me to the punch here?	Since he sleeps with every girl you ever show an interest in, why don't you just keep your Libbets thing a secret from him?
they did it last year too. it's like traditional or something. they've got this humongoid park ave apartment and she just holes up there with a wad of cash.  aren't the hugely wealthy sad?	You think Francis is going to beat me to the punch here?
how do you know this shit?	They did it last year too. It's like traditional or something. They've got this humongoid Park Ave apartment and she just holes up there with a wad of cash.  Aren't the hugely wealthy sad?
my diagnosis is messed in the head. a poor little rich girl -- i mean check out the jeans and fur look. and lend your ears to this brutality. like her mom and step dad and her step-sisters are going to switzerland to ski over thanksgiving break -- and like they didn't invite her!	How do you know this shit?
truly? do speak.	My diagnosis is messed in the head. A poor little rich girl -- I mean check out the jeans and fur look. And lend your ears to this brutality. Like her mom and step dad and her step-sisters are going to Switzerland to ski over Thanksgiving break -- and like they didn't invite her!
that's good, because i don't think libbets is capable of the sex act.	Truly? Do speak.
it's beyond mere physical attraction.	That's good, because I don't think Libbets is capable of the sex act.
yeah, well, you've been in love with like every other girl here, i was wondering when you'd get around to libbets.	It's beyond mere physical attraction.
i'm in love with libbets casey.	Yeah, well, you've been in love with like every other girl here, I was wondering when you'd get around to Libbets.
it's freezing.	Yeah. When it freezes, I guess that means the molecules are not moving. So when you breathe, there's nothing in the air, you know, to breathe in to your body. The molecules have stopped. So it's clean.
out.	It's freezing.
where you going?	Out.
why are you so good at math but not in english?	I'm not good at math. Just geometry.
sure, anything but this english.	Why are you so good at math but not in English?
geometry?	Sure, anything but this English.
yeah?	Geometry?
mikey?	Yeah?
no one.	I don't have a girlfriend.
who said so?	No one.
stupid!  is wendy hood your girlfriend?	Who said so?
i'm sorry if i got you into trouble. maybe we don't have to, you know... unless you really want to.	Yeah.
maybe. can't really tell yet.	I'm sorry if I got you into trouble. Maybe we don't have to, you know... unless you really want to.
you get in trouble?	Maybe. Can't really tell yet.
yeah. yours?	You get in trouble?
you're parents at that party?	Yeah. Yours?
huh?	4:30 movie. When Worlds Collide.
when worlds collide.	Huh?
wow!	Wendy!
i don't know.	You like him? He worships you.
why did you -- with sandy?	I don't know.
i don't know.	Why did you -- with Sandy?
maybe we can mess around. you know, only if you want to...	I don't know.
there's a tv in the basement.	Maybe we can mess around. You know, only if you want to...
maybe we can just watch some tv.	There's a TV in the basement.
see, no one's here. maybe you want to go to the basement?	Maybe we can just watch some TV.
you have to follow me?	I dunno. I --
i don't ever want to see you.	Then why'd you come after me?
did you tell sandy?	Tell Sandy? What?
i'm chewing.	Did you tell Sandy?
sure.  twinkie?	I'm chewing.
want some gum?	Sure.  Twinkie?
what are you doing at home on a friday night?	I have plans.
right.	What are you doing at home on a Friday night?
shit. i can't really talk about it. i guess i better get to the train.	Right.
and?	Shit. I can't really talk about it. I guess I better get to the train.
i'm, uh, in the midst of a moral dilemma. and i was wondering, because i know you're a very moral person, and --	And?
um, ten-o-five. why? where are you?	I'm, uh, in the midst of a moral dilemma. And I was wondering, because I know you're a very moral person, and --
what time is it?	Um, ten-o-five. Why? Where are you?
is this charles?	What time is it?
charles, what time is it?	Is this Charles?
hood residence.	Charles, what time is it?
her name's libbets.	Libbets? What kind of a name is Libbets?
with who?	Her name's Libbets.
it's a one-on-one kind of date thing.	With who?
can i come?	It's a one-on-one kind of date thing.
calling an individual, charles, in new york. confirming a social outing for friday night.	Can I come?
why don't you use the phone downstairs?	Calling an individual, Charles, in New York. Confirming a social outing for Friday night.
may i operate your telephonic apparatus?	Why don't you use the phone downstairs?
yeah well wait till mom opens her mouth.	May I operate your telephonic apparatus?
i don't know. dad seems a little weird.	Yeah well wait till mom opens her mouth.
dad's like doing his up with people routine, mom hasn't been saying much.	I don't know. Dad seems a little weird.
how are the parental units functioning these days?	Dad's like doing his Up With People routine, mom hasn't been saying much.
greetings, charles.	How are the parental units functioning these days?
hello, charles.	Greetings, Charles.
watching what?	Nixon, doofus! It's incredible. He should be shot.
i have not touched your sh--  stuff. you watching this?	Watching what?
charles. have you been keeping out of my shit? have you refrained from entering the sacred precincts of my room?	I have not touched your sh--  Stuff. You watching this?
charles.	Charles. Have you been keeping out of my shit? Have you refrained from entering the sacred precincts of my room?
i don't know. how do i know?	I don't know either. You spin around, when you lie down.
that's nice. are you drunk?	I don't know. How do I know?
i love you.	That's nice. Are you drunk?
huh?	That's the name for when you wake up and find this little pool of sticky stuff, like after a sexy dream.
have you ever had a nocturnal emission?	Huh?
one more shot?	Okay.
it feels warm.	One more shot?
vodka?	You never tasted the stuff?
want a drink?	Vodka?
we -- we have to go to the guest room. we can't stay in here. what if mikey? my parents?	Don't worry about them. They're at that party, getting drunk and falling all over each other and making jokes about McGovern and stuff.
communist viet cong.	They left it in the jungle.
well.  it looks like someone got to his private parts before us.	Communist Viet Cong.
he wouldn't blow up. he'd just get all mangled or twisted.	Well.  It looks like someone got to his private parts before us.
if it wasn't raining we could take him outside and blow him up.	He wouldn't blow up. He'd just get all mangled or twisted.
he's dead.	If it wasn't raining we could take him outside and blow him up.
are you his girlfriend?	No.
yeah.	Are you his girlfriend?
mike's out -- i think he went to silver meadow to see if you were hanging around there.	Yeah.
just thought i'd stop by.	Mike's out -- I think he went to Silver Meadow to see if you were hanging around there.
what are you doing?	Just thought I'd stop by.
sandy, you scared the shit out of me.	What are you doing?
i have to go to the bathroom.	Yeah.
they were old. and they couldn't fly anyhow. i'm going to get a radio-controlled airplane at christmas, and then i'll stuff it full of m-80s and then fly it into mrs. burgess's english class and blow it up.	I have to go to the bathroom.
the ones you built?	They were old. And they couldn't fly anyhow. I'm going to get a radio-controlled airplane at Christmas, and then I'll stuff it full of m-80s and then fly it into Mrs. Burgess's English class and blow it up.
all my model planes.	The ones you built?
hey sandy, what were you blowing up out there? your mom was pretty p.o.'d.	All my model planes.
well, you can...	Hey Sandy, what were you blowing up out there? Your mom was pretty p.o.'d.
mikey was looking for you.	Yeah? See ya.
hey sandy.	Mikey was looking for you.
hey wendy.	Hey Sandy.
maybe you could drive him to spencer's.	Sure.
good.	Maybe you could drive him to Spencer's.
detective dormer's not leaving for a few hours.	Good.
didn't want to miss anything.	Detective Dormer's not leaving for a few hours.
yes, sir.	That's all, for now.
i have to get back.	Too bad...
i had him!	It's only gonna make you crazy.
will, you can't blame yourself.	I had him!
and then i lost him.  in the fog.	About how long 'til you heard the suspect's second shot?
that's i.a.'s pit bull.	Wants me to keep him posted on all your movements up here.
what's the d.a. got them on?	Four unwarranted shootings, witness intimidation, and cocaine theft.
so far.	What's the D.A. got them on?
nice kid.	Got a love affair with police work. Drives me crazy with it.
just after leland street.	What's that, then?
what about your shoulder?	Don't worry.  I'll have a cool scar.
no.  but i covered it up.  i lied.	Why?
i know.	Byrd's dead.
walter byrd killed kay connell.  her things are in the house.	I know.
it's legitimate.	Worth pursuing?
not really.	Isn't that the difference between a good cop and a bad cop?  A good cop can't sleep 'cause a piece of the puzzle's missing.  A bad cop can't sleep 'cause his conscience won't let him.  You said that once, remember?
about an hour ago.  said he was more than happy to cooperate.	Not really.
duggar called him?	About an hour ago.  Said he was more than happy to cooperate.
i don't remember.	Five feet?  Seven feet?
how much closer would you say you were?	I don't remember.
then change it.	How much closer would you say you were?
but here's the thing.  i retraced your exact steps according to your statement. you couldn't have seen detective eckhart from there.  i mean, not in that fog.	Then change it.
i'm going back to the lodge, ellie. still need to go through some of kay connell's school records.	Okay.
it's okay.  happened a long time ago.  he was killed in a fire.  in new mexico.	That must have been awful for you.
oh, i shouldn't have...	It's okay.  Happened a long time ago.  He was killed in a fire.  In New Mexico.
she your only sibling?	Twelve years younger.
who's playing?	The Puffins and the Hawks.  We're in extra innings.  The Hawks have a really good line-up this year.
oh.  we always have play-offs in the middle of the night.  it's the best time.	Who's playing?
i could say the same thing about you.	Oh.  We always have play-offs in the middle of the night.  It's the best time.
yeah.  all over.	Call all of them from here to Anchorage. Tell them we now know that Kay Connell left the party with a dark blue knapsack, but we haven't recovered it yet.  We can get it in by the morning editions.
this murder was in the papers, right?	Yeah.  All over.
the bartender at darrow's.  he was there friday night.	Good.  He's up next.
who's that?	The bartender at Darrow's.  He was there Friday night.
do it again.	But there wasn't any...
we already did.	Do it again.
i want you to check this out, ellie.	We already did.
typical seventeen year-old.  she went to a party friday night?	Down at a local dive the kids like to hang out in.
but they're so boring.  all small stuff.	It's all about the small stuff.  Small lies.  Small mistakes.  Small oversights. People give themselves away in a traffic violation just as much as they do in a murder case.  It's human nature.
don't give misdemeanors a bad rap.	But they're so boring.  All small stuff.
guess that's what they call alaskan hospitality.	Don't worry about him...
you did your homework, officer.	Actually...
my partner...	Detective Eckhart!  I know!  Welcome to Nightmute!
right.  got lost in the rocks.	We'll get the other one, though.
oh, you know.  don't feel that much. bullet went right through.	Right.  Got lost in the rocks.
what i saw?	Anything.  It's important.
that's why i'm here.  i need to know exactly what you saw yesterday, farrell.	What I saw?
we just gotta catch the bastard, right?	That's why I'm here.  I need to know exactly what you saw yesterday, Farrell.
he would have liked that.	We just gotta catch the bastard, right?
i wish i'd had the chance to get to know him better.  take him fishing or something.	He would have liked that.
thanks.	I wish I'd had the chance to get to know him better.  Take him fishing or something.
sorry about...	Where is he?
so?	This is a local writer.  Kay had all his books.  I think we should check it out.
mrs. connell found this copy in the house.  it's signed.  personally.	So?
that's right.	Mrs. Connell found this copy in the house.  It's signed.  Personally.
one of the paperbacks we found in kay connell's knapsack.	That's right.
no.	One of the paperbacks we found in Kay Connell's knapsack.
and something else that might interest you.	No.
good.	And something else that might interest you.
i beeped you over two hours ago.	Good.
what?	I beeped you over two hours ago.
forget your pager?	What?
i'll call him now.	First I need a copy of the key.
dormer.  still no sign of the bullet that went through farrell.	I'm going to the hospital to talk to him now.  You get the search party together.  No fewer than thirty people.  I'll meet you in exactly twenty-five minutes.  Don't waste any time.
what are you doing here?	I told her to come.
i'll stick it in the evidence locker...	No.
we're sure it's hers?	Has her books in it.
who was the last one to see her alive?	Randy Stetz.  Her boyfriend.  We've questioned him, searched his place. Didn't find anything.
around twelve-thirty.	Who was the last one to see her alive?
what time was that?	Around twelve-thirty.
she left the party early.  friends said she had a fight with her boyfriend and stormed out.	What time was that?
no fibers, skin flakes, hairs...	Like I said, no.  We know about those things up here.
no.	No fibers, skin flakes, hairs...
are you sure about that?	She'd come to me, sometimes in the middle of the night.  Bruises all over her back, her upper arms.  I pled with her to let me call the police, but she wouldn't hear it.  Wanted to keep it a secret.
randy stetz?	That's right.
that boyfriend.  randy.	Randy Stetz?
how do you mean?	That boyfriend.  Randy.
she wasn't happy.  i was someone to talk to.	How do you mean?
did she?	Yes.  Not that much at first.  But then she became more comfortable.  Started visiting me every week...
she flattered me about my writing.  asked if she could visit me.  to talk about my books.	Did she?
what happened at that signing?	She flattered me about my writing.  Asked if she could visit me.  To talk about my books.
that's right.	What happened at that signing?
where you signed this?	That's right.
you don't have to be involved, will.	You tell Buck and I'm involved whether I like it or not...
goddammit, hap.  think about what you're doing...	You don't have to be involved, Will.
i'm thinking i could get off with probation.  keep half my pension.  that's all i want.	Goddammit, Hap.  Think about what you're doing...
don't do this, hap...	I'm thinking I could get off with probation.  Keep half my pension.  That's all I want.
i wish i could stick it out like you.  i just, with trish and the kids...	Don't do this, Hap...
will?	I wish I could stick it out like you.  I just, with Trish and the kids...
looks like the natives are restless.	Will?
well her mother didn't buy them for her.	What are we thinking?
cut some kind of a deal.  i heard that's what flynn's doing...	Mike Flynn's a dirty cop, Hap!  We are nothing like Mike Flynn.  We did what we needed to do to make sure that son-of- bitch Dobbs paid for what he did.  And every bastard like him.  We say one word about it and every case we ever brought in is going to blow wide open and they'll all walk.  Every last one.  And I am <i>not</i> going to let that happen.  No deals.  No compromises.  No discussions.
no way.	Cut some kind of a deal.  I heard that's what Flynn's doing...
maybe not.  we could talk to buck...	No way.
one word to i.a. and he walks.	Maybe not.  We could talk to Buck...
you know i remember that.	One word to I.A. and he walks.
weston dobbs killed an eight year-old boy and left him hanging in the basement like a piece of meat.  you remember that?	You know I remember that.
well, i gotta tell you.  with a wife, three kids, and a pension plan in the balance, it's rattling hard.	We say nothing.  It goes away.  Simple as that.
he's just rattling your cage.	Well, I gotta tell you.  With a wife, three kids, and a pension plan in the balance, it's rattling hard.
but he's zeroing in on <i>me</i>.  on <i>us</i>. everyone's talking about it.	He's just rattling your cage.
he's asking everybody questions.	But he's zeroing in on <i>me</i>.  On <i>us</i>. Everyone's talking about it.
dammit, will.  warfield had me locked up in his office again for five hours yesterday.  <i>five</i> hours.  asking all kinds of questions...	He's asking everybody questions.
that's right.	Dammit, Will.  Warfield had me locked up in his office again for five hours yesterday.  <i>Five</i> hours.  Asking all kinds of questions...
to do nothing.	That's right.
you know my plan of action.	To do nothing.
when's that, a week?  two weeks?...  we have to figure out a plan of action now.	You know my plan of action.
we'll talk when we get back to seattle.	When's that, a week?  Two weeks?...  We have to figure out a plan of action now.
you know what about.	We'll talk when we get back to Seattle.
what do you want to talk about?	You know what about.
he knew exactly what we'd be looking for. made sure to cover up all his tracks.	Even the best make mistakes.
they're all over everybody.	I.A.'s calling themselves the "Corruption Task Force."  Can you believe that? Trying to root out any mistakes or "oversights" any other Detectives may have made over the years.  They're turning it into a witch hunt.  Something on the news about it practically every night.
eight years.	Seven years.
what if someone finds out?	We're under investigation now.  Back in Seattle.  Hap wanted to talk.  As soon as we got back.  Thought he could work out some kind of deal.
there've been other cases.  where we've changed results.  pushed witnesses. manipulated evidence.  but dobbs.  i wanted dobbs more than anything.	What if someone finds out?
will.	There've been other cases.  Where we've changed results.  Pushed witnesses. Manipulated evidence.  But Dobbs.  I wanted Dobbs more than anything.
one of your cases?	Me and Hap.  A year and a half ago.  I knew the second I met Dobbs that he was guilty.  Smug, cold.  Dead eyes.  We had circumstantial evidence, but nothing to tie him to it.  Nothing concrete.  Went over every inch of that apartment.
what is it?	There's a guy down the hall.  Complaining about the noise.  Says he can't sleep.
will...i...	What is it?
that's not what he thinks.	What did he look like?
i'm not expecting anyone.	That's not what he thinks.
no.  he didn't say what his name was. only that you were expecting him.	I'm not expecting anyone.
fred duggar?	No.  He didn't say what his name was. Only that you were expecting him.
habit.	Fred Duggar?
i got it.  don't know why i bother.  it's been broken for two years.	Habit.
your friend's all business.	I'm always all business.
thought i smelled something.	Good to see you, too, Randy.
you don't know.	She didn't tell me.
i don't know.	You don't know.
ran like hell to go to him...	Fuck you, man! - I'm sick of all your fucking cop questions...
how should i know?...	Ran like hell to go to him...
after that she left the party to go to him.	How should I know?...
i told you i don't remember.	After that she left the party to go to him.
the other guy?	I told you I don't remember.
just stuff.  i don't fucking remember.	The other guy?
what kind of stuff?	Just stuff.  I don't fucking remember.
stuff.	What kind of stuff?
friday night, at the party - what'd you fight about?	Stuff.
i don't know what you're fucking talking about.	Friday night, at the party - what'd you fight about?
but she was seeing someone else on the side.	I don't know what you're fucking talking about.
she loved me.  she wanted to see me every night.	But she was seeing someone else on the side.
you heard me that time.	She loved me.  She wanted to see me every night.
huh?	You heard me that time.
"she was nice."  wow.  that makes me all soft inside.  ever occur to you she didn't love you back?	Huh?
huh?	Kay Connell.  Did you love her?
did you love her?	Huh?
what was it?	Brody...I don't know...  ...Something Brody!
she used some stupid code name.	What was it?
who?	She used some stupid code name.
my arm!	Who?
who?	My arm!
she kept saying she was gonna get out of here.  leave us all behind.  that <i>he</i> was going to take her!	Who?
what was?	She kept saying she was gonna get out of here.  Leave us all behind.  That <i>he</i> was going to take her!
it was like some big fucking secret!	What was?
but you were such good <i>friends...</i>	It was like some big fucking secret!
she wouldn't tell me!	But you were such good <i>friends...</i>
you don't know.	She wouldn't tell me!
i don't know.	You don't know.
who was kay seeing besides randy stetz?	I don't know.
no...	Who was Kay seeing besides Randy Stetz?
told each other everything.  that why your picture's torn up in the top drawer of her bureau?	No...
that's what i said.	Told each other everything.  That why your picture's torn up in the top drawer of her bureau?
you and kay were like sisters?	That's what I said.
hey...	Thought you wanted something fun...
you want me to take you somewhere?	Long as it's fun.
we were like sisters.  knew everything about each other.	Must be tough for you.  What happened.
that's a long time.	We were like sisters.  Knew everything about each other.
since grade school.	That's a long time.
best friend?	Since grade school.
i was her best friend.	Best friend?
you're not missing much.	What are you doing in this shit-hole town?
i never met anyone from seattle before.	You're not missing much.
wild card.	Drop the gun, Walter.
you're not following procedure.	Procedure went out the window a long time ago.
no back-up.	You're not following procedure.
where's your back-up?	No back-up.
this an accident, walter?	If you want it to be...
yes.  like that.	This an accident, Walter?
couldn't get it up, walter?	It was when I went to kiss her.  She started laughing.  I got angry.  After all I'd given her.  All I'd shared with her.  I just wanted to make her stop. That's all.
i didn't want to kill her, will.	Couldn't get it up, Walter?
don't you pull that shit with me.	I didn't want to kill her, Will.
then so was mine...	Don't you pull that shit with me.
i told you that was an accident!	Then so was mine...
kay told me.  she comes to me, you know. tells me things.  about you.  about me.	I told you that was an accident!
what the hell do you know?	Kay told me.  She comes to me, you know. Tells me things.  About you.  About me.
there's nothing more to talk about.	But we work so well together...
i thought maybe we could talk some more.	There's nothing more to talk about.
congratulations.	I thought maybe we could talk some more.
told you i could write an ending.	Congratulations.
randy stetz is in jail.	Told you I could write an ending.
what about him?	He.  Well, he...
doesn't sound like a mentor to me.	I gave her things she didn't have. Couldn't have.
yes.	Doesn't sound like a mentor to me.
expensive dresses.  a heart necklace.	Yes.
yes.	Expensive dresses.  A heart necklace.
you gave her gifts.	Yes.
i was a mentor to her.	You gave her gifts.
but you wanted to.	I was a mentor to her.
no.	But you wanted to.
did you have sex with her?	No.
i suppose.	Did you have sex with her?
but she was an attractive girl.	I suppose.
she was only seventeen.	But she was an attractive girl.
down at the station?	Yes down at the station.
you're going to be brought in for questioning.	Down at the station?
thought you might find that.	You're going to be brought in for questioning.
kay connell had a signed copy of one of your books.	Thought you might find that.
oh?	Kay Connell had a signed copy of one of your books.
i said you're going to get a phone call.	Oh?
i'm sorry?	I said you're going to get a phone call.
no game.	The phone call.  The knapsack.
what a pair we are. we deserve each other, don't we?	We are a pair, and that's what counts.
your melancholy eyes...	What a pair we are. We deserve each other, don't we?
you made me see their failings, louis. you made me look at them with your eyes.	Your melancholy eyes...
you were their leader. they trusted you.	You made me see their failings, Louis. You made me look at them with your eyes.
i knew. i rescued you, didn't i? from the terrible dawn.	You were their leader. They trusted you.
and yet you knew what i would o.	I knew. I rescued you, didn't I? From the terrible dawn.
no.	And yet you knew what I would o.
you didn't even warm them, did you?	No.
louis, i swear i did not.	I understand you only too well. You let them do it, as I let Lestat turn a child into a demon. As I let her rip Lestat's heart to pieces! Well I am no longer that passive fool that has spun evil from evil till the web traps the one who made it. Your melancholy spirit of this century! I know what I must do. And i warn you - you saved me tonight, so I return the favour - do not go near your cell in the Theatre Des Vampires again.
you held sway over them. they feared you. you wanted it to happen.	Louis, I swear I did not.
you let them do it.	You held sway over them. They feared you. You wanted it to happen.
louis, they cannot be brought back. there are some things that are impossible, even for me.	You let them do it.
i don't believe you. i do not have to read your soul to know that you lie.	Louis, they cannot be brought back. There are some things that are impossible, even for me.
i couldn't prevent it.	I don't believe you. I do not have to read your soul to know that you lie.
you can't believe i'd leave without her. armand! you must save her! you have no choice.	Louis, I can't save her. I will only risk losing you -
i can't save her.	You can't believe I'd leave without her. Armand! You must save her! You have no choice.
not without claudia. where is she?	I can't save her.
follow me - that way - through my cell -	Not without Claudia. Where is she?
where is she? where's claudia?	Follow me - that way - through my cell -
lestat! you knew lestat!	Yes I knew him. Knew him well enough not to mourn his passing.
a vampire with a human soul. an immortal with a mortal's passion. you are beautiful, my friend. lestat must have wept when he made you --	Lestat! You knew Lestat!
yes... my god...	A vampire with a human soul. An immortal with a mortal's passion. You are beautiful, my friend. Lestat must have wept when he made you --
are these not the answers you came for?	Yes... My God...
like moths around the candle of the age. decadent, useless. they can't reflect anything. but you do. you reflect its broken heart.	Are these not the answers you came for?
and the vampires of the theatre?	Like moths around the candle of the age. Decadent, useless. They can't reflect anything. But you do. You reflect its broken heart.
that's what the one who made me said.	How he must have loved you.
you would never give up life. if the world were reduced to one empty cell, on fragile candle, you stay alive and study it. you see too clearly. you see too much.	That's what the one who made me said.
we can do that?	You would never give up life. If the world were reduced to one empty cell, on fragile candle, you stay alive and study it. You see too clearly. You see too much.
but you asked the wrong questions. do you know how few vampires have the stamina for immortality? how quickly they perish of their own will.	We can do that?
you said there were none.	But you asked the wrong questions. Do you know how few vampires have the stamina for immortality? How quickly they perish of their own will.
so soon? without any of those answers you so longed for?	You said there were none.
then i leave too.	So soon? Without any of those answers you so longed for?
it's already begun. if you want to save her, send her away.	Then I leave too.
we want no quarrel with him.	It's already begun. If you want to save her, send her away.
did you kill this vampire who made you both? is that why you won't say his name? santiago thinks you did.	We want no quarrel with him.
then blame the one who made her...	Did you kill this vampire who made you both? Is that why you won't say his name? Santiago thinks you did.
i could give you reasons. her silence. her youth. it's forbidden to make so young, so helpless, that cannot survive on its own.	Then blame the one who made her...
but why?	I could give you reasons. Her silence. Her youth. It's forbidden to make so young, so helpless, that cannot survive on its own.
she is.	But why?
i'm not innocent. but i'm afraid. she feels she's in danger from the others.	She is.
if you say so. you are innocent.	I'm not innocent. But I'm afraid. She feels she's in danger from the others.
no, my beloved, my child.	If you say so. You are innocent.
your lover.	No, my beloved, my child.
claudia is dear to me. my... daughter.	Your lover.
listen to me.	Claudia is dear to me. My... daughter.
i was waiting for you...	Listen to me.
he knew nothing. he just didn't care.	Knew? You mean he is...
the one who made you should have told you this. the one who left the old world for the new...	He knew nothing. He just didn't care.
you fell too much. so much you make me feel...	The one who made you should have told you this. The one who left the old world for the new...
my god... so it's as i always feared. nothing, leading to nothing.	You fell too much. So much you make me feel...
none that i've ever known. i know nothing of god or the devil, i have never seen a vision nor learnt a secret that would damn or save my soul. and as far as i know, after four hundred years i am the oldest living vampire in the world.	My God... So it's as I always feared. Nothing, leading to nothing.
and no vampire here has discourse with god or the devil?	None that I've ever known. I know nothing of God or the Devil, I have never seen a vision nor learnt a secret that would damn or save my soul. And as far as I know, after four hundred years I am the oldest living vampire in the world.
i have not spoken to him...	And no vampire here has discourse with God or the Devil?
then god does not exist...	I have not spoken to him...
and perhaps this is the only real evil left...	Then God does not exist...
perhaps...	And perhaps this is the only real evil left...
then there is nothing.	Perhaps...
i understand. i saw you in the theatre, your suffering, your sympathy for that girl. i saw you with the boy. you die when you kill, you feel you deserve to die and you stint on nothing. but does that make you evil? or, since you comprehend what you call goodness, does it not make you good?	Then there is nothing.
no.	I understand. I saw you in the theatre, your suffering, your sympathy for that girl. I saw you with the boy. You die when you kill, you feel you deserve to die and you stint on nothing. But does that make you evil? Or, since you comprehend what you call goodness, does it not make you good?
you mean we are not children of satan?	No.
that is a picture, nothing more.	You mean we are not children of Satan?
but the one who made him, who made the one who made him, the source of all this evil...	That is a picture, nothing more.
surely you know the one who made you...	But the one who made him, who made the one who made him, the source of all this evil...
who made us what we are?	Surely you know the one who made you...
nothing if not vampires...	Who made us what we are?
what are we?	Nothing if not vampires...
ah! you have questions?	What are we?
so you have the answers...	Ah! You have questions?
if there were a leader, i would be the one.	So you have the answers...
are you the leader of tis group?	If there were a leader, I would be the one.
you don't want to answer... two vampires from the new world, come to guide us into the new era as all we love slowly rots and fades away.	Are you the leader of tis group?
but how did you come into existence?	You don't want to answer... Two vampires from the new world, come to guide us into the new era as all we love slowly rots and fades away.
we had feared we were the only ones...	But how did you come into existence?
disappointing, isn't it? to come so far and find so little. jaded ingenues, amusing themselves with make- believe...	We had feared we were the only ones...
your lips, they didn't move.	They did, but too fast for you to see them. No magic, just grace and speed.
yes, and very beautiful.	Your lips, they didn't move.
monstrous.	Yes, and very beautiful.
louis, put me in my coffin...	I'll put you in your coffin. Forever.
don't louis --	Louis, put me in my coffin...
laudanum!	Yes. It killed them, unfortunately. But it keeps the blood warm.
no. laudanum.	Laudanum!
absinthe? you gave then absinthe?	No. Laudanum.
we forgive each other then?	Absinthe? You gave then absinthe?
drunk on brandy wine. a thimblefull. i thought of you when i saw them.	We forgive each other then?
oh, claudia, you've outdone yourself. where did you find them?	Drunk on brandy wine. A thimblefull. I thought of you when I saw them.
oh, lestat. i must do more than that. i've brought a present for you.	Then I hope its a beautiful woman with endowments you will never possess.
stop pestering me then!	Oh, Lestat. I must do more than that. I've brought a present for you.
i came to make peace with you, even if you're the father of lies. i want things to be as they were.	Stop pestering me then!
what plans?	I came to make peace with you, even if you're the father of lies. I want things to be as they were.
you're a liar. but you upset my plans.	What plans?
not you my dear.	You're a liar. But you upset my plans.
i suppose we could people the world with vampires, the three of us.	Not you my dear.
you're spoilt because you're an only child. you need a brother. or i do. i'm weary of you both.	I suppose we could people the world with vampires, the three of us.
is that supposed to frighten me?	You're spoilt because you're an only child. You need a brother. Or I do. I'm weary of you both.
yes. and i'll tell you something else! i've met someone who will make a better vampire than both of you.	Is that supposed to frighten me?
does it?	Yes. And I'll tell you something else! I've met someone who will make a better vampire than both of you.
what is it now? you irritate me! your very presence irritates me!	Does it?
why yours alone? tell me how it was done!!!!	Be glad I made you what you are! You'd be dead not if I hadn't.
stop her louis!	DID YOU DO IT TO ME????
you made us what we are, didn't you?	Stop her Louis!
it will grow back again!	But it wasn't always so! I had a mother once! And Louis - he had a wife! He was mortal the same as she! And so was I!
and if i cut my hair again?	It will grow back again!
what you are? you would be something other than you are?	And if I cut my hair again?
which of you did it? which of you made me the way i am?	What you are? You would be something other than you are?
but you're the fairest by far.	You dress me like a doll. You make my hair like a doll. Why?
i have. or there would be twice as many.	But you're the fairest by far.
some of these are so old and tattered. you should throw them away.	I have. Or there would be twice as many.
is this my birthday?	Some of these are so old and tattered. You should throw them away.
i didn't realise.	Is this my birthday?
you always give me the doll on the same night of the year.	I didn't realise.
what night? what do you mean?	You always give me the doll on the same night of the year.
why always on this night?	What night? What do you mean?
i'm not your daughter.	Yes you are, my dearest. You are mine and Louis' daughter. You see Louis was going to leave us. He was going to go away. But now he's not. He's going to stay and make you happy.
i want some more.	It's bet in the beginning, lest the death takes you down with it. yes, that's it. My child. My beloved child.
more.	Yes, cherie, of course you want more. And I'll show you how to get it. You drink from morals, my beauty, but from me? Never again.
what do you mean?	What died tonight inside that room was not that woman. It will take her many nights to die, perhaps yeaars. What has died in that room tonight is the last vestige in me of what was human.
bear me no ill will, my love. we are now even.	What do you mean?
it's only mortal death.	Bear me no ill will, my love. We are now even.
but if she dies...	It's only mortal death.
she is dying. it happened to you too, but your child's mind can't remember.	But if she dies...
yes...	And who will care for me my love, my dark angel, when you are gone?
oh god! i love you still, that's the torment of it. but you know i must leave you louis...	Yes...
don't make me, claudia! i cannot do it!	Yet you could do it to me! Snatching me from my mother's hands like two monsters in a fairy-tale! Couldn't you have waited? Six more years and I would have had that shape! And now you weep! You haven't tears enough for what you've done to me.
your evil is that you cannot be evil! and i will suffer for it no longer!	Don't make me, Claudia! I cannot do it!
how do we seem to you? do you think us beautiful, magical, our white skin, our fierce eyes? drink, you ask me! have you any idea of the thing you will become?	Your evil is that you cannot be evil! And I will suffer for it no longer!
he can protect us, claudia.	You really believe that?
so you felt it too!	Let him go, he said. Let him go.
do you know what his soul said to me without saying a word? when he put me in that trance...	So you felt it too!
that's not so.	Do you know what his soul said to me without saying a word? When he put me in that trance...
he wants you as you want him. he's been waiting for you. he wants you for a companion. he bides his time that place. he finds them as dull and lifeless as we do.	That's not so.
never.	He wants you as you want him. He's been waiting for you. He wants you for a companion. He bides his time that place. he finds them as dull and lifeless as we do.
you would leave me for armand if he beckoned you.	Never.
love?	You would leave me for Armand if he beckoned you.
love holds you to me. and we are in danger, not you.	Love?
no, you would not, louis. danger hold you to me.	Love holds you to me. And we are in danger, not you.
do you think i would let them harm you?	No, you would not, Louis. Danger hold you to me.
i can feel it from them! they want to know who made us, what became of him. they have their rules, their idiotic rules!	Do you think I would let them harm you?
what danger?	I can feel it from them! They want to know who made us, what became of him. They have their rules, their idiotic rules!
i lothe them! i can't stand the sight of them! stupid bourgeois parisians, all dressed in black like some private club! i've searched for them the world over and i despise them!	What danger?
i've seen enough of this! i loathe it!	Be still!
this is monstrous!	Yes, and very beautiful.
this is no performance.	And no one knows but us...
she's no vampire.	No. She's frightened. She doesn't know where she is.
how devilishly clever.	She's no vampire.
they use no paint. and the audience think it is paint.	How devilishly clever.
mortals, mortals everywhere. and lots of drops to drink.	They are here. I know they are. Listen for something that doesn't make a sound.
nonsense all right. but something tell me it's going to be the strangest nonsense we've ever seen.	Mortals, mortals everywhere. And lots of drops to drink.
but this can't be real. this is nonsense.	Nonsense all right. But something tell me it's going to be the strangest nonsense we've ever seen.
yes. should i take her, louis? among her dolls? make a doll of her in turn?	Come, Claudia...
you know her?	Yes. Should I take her, Louis? Among her dolls? make a doll of her in turn?
you are neither, claudia. now stop this --	You know her?
are they my kind louis? dolls never change either.	You are neither, Claudia. Now stop this --
they are ducklings, that will grow into swans. whereas i must be the duckling forever.	You are more beautiful than any of them.
claudia, you torture yourself.	They are ducklings, that will grow into swans. Whereas I must be the duckling forever.
or her, or her - or any of them?	Claudia, you torture yourself.
it was something hurries...and seldom savoured... something acute that was quickly lost. it was the pale shadow of killing.	But how will I ever know, Louis?
you don't remember? or you never knew.	It was something hurries...and seldom savoured... something acute that was quickly lost. It was the pale shadow of killing.
well tell me, papa. what was it like making love?	You don't remember? Or you never knew.
yes.	Well tell me, papa. What was it like making love?
you want me to be your daughter forever, don't you?	Yes.
a beautiful child! is that what you still think i am?	Yes...
still my beautiful child.	A beautiful child! Is that what you still think I am?
how do i look?	Still my beautiful child.
the ship is sailing wihout us!	Not yet.
it can't be -	It is! Take the back stairwell -
what was that?	The workmen must have a trunk - don't stop, cherie -
hush, claudia, hush now my dear -	Tell me you don't hate me Louis. I did it for you -
i can't bear it when you do - i would die rather than lose you louis. i would die the way he died.	Hush, Claudia, hush now my dear -
and you never cried -	I can't bear it when you do - I would die rather than lose you Louis. I would die the way he died.
you never talked to me like that - in all these years.	And you never cried -
louis, look at me.	I can't. Go away from me.
i did it for us, louis. so we could be free.	Louis, look at me.
then maybe so do we. every night of our lives. he was my brother. my maker. he gave me this life, whatever it is.	I did it for us, Louis. So we could be free.
he belongs with those reptiles, louis. he deserved to die.	Then maybe so do we. Every night of our lives. He was my brother. My maker. He gave me this life, whatever it is.
in europe, louis. we shall meet our own kind. find the one who made him. learn what it means.	And suppose the one who made him knows nothing and the vampire who made him knows nothing, and it goes back, nothing proceeding from nothing, until there is nothing! And we must live with the knowledge that there is no knowledge.
the swamp...	In Europe, Louis. We shall meet our own kind. Find the one who made him. Learn what it means.
don't mock, claudia...	The swamp...
should we burn him? bury him? what would he have liked, louis?	Don't mock, Claudia...
he's dead, claudia, dead.	The one good lesson he taught me, Louis. Never drink from the dead.
lestat. oh, god forgive us.	Don't mock me, Louis. Help me.
but now's the time to end it, louis. now's the time to leave him.	He'll never let us go.
you both did it?	I took your life. He gave you another one.
and he found me with you. i ran, sickened at what i'd done. then he cut his wrist and fed you from him. i tried to stop him, but you were a vampire then. and have been every night hereafter.	You both did it?
you... fed on me?	And he found me with you. I ran, sickened at what I'd done. Then he cut his wrist and fed you from him. I tried to stop him, but you were a vampire then. And have been every night hereafter.
you see the old woman? that will never happen to you. you'll never grow old. you will never die.	And it means something else too, doesn't it? I shall never, ever grow up.
tell me why...you've got to tell me...	You see the old woman? That will never happen to you. You'll never grow old. You will never die.
we're immortal. you've always known that.	Tell me why...you've got to tell me...
claudia - don't -	Why not?
you want me to be a doll forever?	Claudia - don't -
claudia! you did that?	Sit still. It's not finished -
hush, claudia don't talk about such things. show me your book.	Claudia! You did that?
why does he call you that?	Hush, Claudia don't talk about such things. Show me your book.
he jests.	Why does he call you that?
infant death, he calls me. sweet daughter death. you know what he calls you? merciful death.	He jests.
lestat taught you all you need to know about that.	Infant death, he calls me. Sweet daughter death. You know what he calls you? Merciful death.
but you never let me see you kill, louis.	Lestat taught you all you need to know about that.
the way i learn everything. by watching you.	But you never let me see you kill, Louis.
how did you learn to write, claudia?	The way I learn everything. By watching you.
i want more.	What have you done?
and the more you tried, the more i wanted you... a vampire with your beautiful, suffering human heart. and how you suffered... i need your forgiveness, louis.	You have it...
i tried...	And the more you tried, the more I wanted you... a vampire with your beautiful, suffering human heart. And how you suffered... I need your forgiveness, Louis.
i tried to tell you louis... that night in paris... when i first came to you... no-one can refuse the dark gift, louis... not even you.	I tried...
yes. i remember...	I tried to tell you Louis... that night in Paris... when I first came to you... no-one can refuse the dark gift, Louis... not even you.
you remember how i was, louis.. the vampire lestat...	Yes. I remember...
i have to go now lestat...	You remember how I was, Louis.. the vampire Lestat...
if you stayed with me louis, i could venture out... little by little... become the old lestat.	I have to go now Lestat...
it's false light, lestat. it can't harm you...	If you stayed with me Louis, I could venture out... little by little... become the old Lestat.
you know i love the dark. but there's no dark anymore.	It's false light, Lestat. It can't harm you...
and they frighten you?	You know I love the dark. But there's no dark anymore.
i can't bear it louis! the machines out there, that fly and that roar! and such lights! they make the night brighter than the day!	And they frighten you?
it's only a siren...	I can't bear it Louis! The machines out there, that fly and that roar! And such lights! They make the night brighter than the day!
you've come back to me, louis? you've come again to me?	It's only a siren...
don't fear me, lestat. i bring you no harm.	You've come back to me, Louis? You've come again to me?
still beautiful louis. you always were the strong one.	Don't fear me, Lestat. I bring you no harm.
yes. past... she should never have been one of us...	Still beautiful Louis. You always were the strong one.
that's all past, lestat.	Yes. Past... she should never have been one of us...
i didn't mean to let them do it... that santiago, he tricked me...	That's all past, Lestat.
don't try to speak... it's alright...	I didn't mean to let them do it... that Santiago, he tricked me...
i'm so glad you're here louis... i've dreamed of your coming...	Don't try to speak... it's alright...
you'll come home with me louis? fro a little while... until i am myself again.	CLAUDIA!!!
no... you come back to me louis...	Are you mad????
claudia! don't do this thing!!!	Louis, Louis, I gave you the gift --- help me ---
claudia, claudia, will you never learn? who will we get now to finish your dress? a little practicality, cherie...	She would sleep in my coffin, daily, curl her child's fingers round my hair as she dreamt of I know not what...
you are the devil! you are the instrument of satan!	Shhhh! Do you want to frighten our little daughter?
your mama's left you with us. she wants you to be happy.	You are the devil! You are the instrument of Satan!
you are the devil! you are the instrument of satan!	That's enough, cherie. Stop before the heart stops.
claudia, claudia, listen to me. you're ill, my precious and i'm going to give you what you need to get well.	Lestat, what do you mean?
don't worry, louis, you're conscience is clear. you left her alive.	Claudia, Claudia, listen to me. You're ill, my precious and I'm going to give you what you need to get well.
i didn't want to kill her.	Don't worry, Louis, you're conscience is clear. You left her alive.
you remember how you wanted her, the taste of her -	I didn't want to kill her.
lestat!	You remember how you wanted her, the taste of her -
you need company, louis. more congenial than mine...	Lestat!
what are you saying?	You need company, Louis. More congenial than mine...
she's here, your wounded one.	What are you saying?
ah, but we have even more in common with our creator. come, i am like a mother tonight. i want a child.	She's here, your wounded one.
is god merciless? greedy and cruel?	Ah, but we have even more in common with our creator. come, I am like a mother tonight. I want a child.
evil is a point of view. god kills, indiscriminately, and so shall we. for no creatures under god are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.	Is God merciless? Greedy and cruel?
that and more.	Evil is a point of view. God kills, indiscriminately, and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.
oh god lestat. i felt peace. i felt an end to the craving.	That and more.
do what it is in your nature to do. and you will feel as you felt with that child in your arms.	Oh God Lestat. I felt peace. I felt an end to the craving.
no...	Do what it is in your nature to do. And you will feel as you felt with that child in your arms.
pain is terrible for you. you feel it like no other creature because you are a vampire. you don't want it to go on.	No...
my god... to think you... are all i have to learn from...	In the old world, they called it the dark gift, Louis. And I gave it to you.
then you kill her!!!!!	My God... to think you... are all I have to learn from...
no!!!	THEN YOU KILL HER!!!!!
unless i make her one of us...	NO!!!
lestat - finish this -	You finish her - if you feel so much -
why do you do this lestat?	I like to do it. I enjoy it. Take you aesthete's taste to purer things. Kill them swiftly if you will, but do it! For now doubt, you are a killer Louis. Ah!
the girl, lestat -	I know. Let her alone.
vampires are killers. predators, who's all seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment.	The girl, Lestat -
lestat, she's alive!!!!	Vampires are killers. Predators, who's all seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment.
don't you understand, louis, that you alone of all creatures can see death with impunity... you alone under the rising moon can strike like the hand of god.	Lestat, she's alive!!!!
i don't pretend to know.	Don't you understand, Louis, that you alone of all creatures can see death with impunity... you alone under the rising moon can strike like the hand of God.
what do you imagine you are louis?	I don't pretend to know.
i'm not interested in you. you disgust me. i'm interested in my own nature and know i can't trust you to tell me the truth about me.	What do you imagine you are Louis?
what, no flowery speeches? about what a monster i am? what a vulgar fiend?	I'm not interested in you. You disgust me. I'm interested in my own nature and know I can't trust you to tell me the truth about me.
we belong in hell.	And what if there is no hell, or they don't want us there? Ever think of that?
where do you think, my idiot friend? we're in a nice filthy cemetery. does this make you happy? is this fitting and proper enough?	We belong in hell.
where are we?	Where do you think, my idiot friend? We're in a nice filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy? Is this fitting and proper enough?
what you wouldn't do. it's almost sunrise. it will be the sun or the fire. you said they can kill me. the sun or the fire!	Where are we?
you fool, what have you done?	What you wouldn't do. It's almost sunrise. It will be the sun or the fire. You said they can kill me. The sun or the fire!
i respect life, don't you see? for each and every human life i have respect.	Respect me a little then. I'm the only life you know.
come the new orleans then. there's an opera on tonight. a real french opera! we can dine in splendour!	I respect life, don't you see? For each and every human life I have respect.
they know about us. they see us dine on empty plates and drink from empty glasses.	Come the New Orleans then. There's an opera on tonight. A real french opera! We can dine in splendour!
i learnt absolutely nothing. i wasn't give a choice, remember?	But you must know something about the meaning of it all, you must know where we come from, why we...
tell me about him. you must have lernt something from him! it had to happen for you as it did for me!	I learnt absolutely nothing. I wasn't give a choice, remember?
as did the one who made me.	Tell me about him. You must have lernt something from him! It had to happen for you as it did for me!
paris? you came from paris?	As did the one who made me.
consider yourself lucky. in paris a vampire has to be clever for many reasons. here all one needs is a pair of fangs.	Paris? You came from Paris?
what have you done to me? you've condemned me to hell.	I don't know any hell -
i can't.	The dark gift is different for each of us. But one thing is true of everyone. We grow stronger as we go along.
read her thoughts.	I can't.
but how do you know?	Read her thoughts.
the trick is not to think about it. see that one? the widow st. clair? she had that gorgeous young fop murder her husband. she's perfect for you. go ahead.	But how do you know?
have you ever been caught?	Of course not. It's so easy you almost feel sorry for them.
but we can live without taking human life. it's possible.	Anything is possible. But just try it for a week. Come into New Orleans and let me show you some real sport!
yes. and i'm bored with this prattle --	But we can live without taking human life. It's possible.
fascination...	Yes. And I'm bored with this prattle --
there's nothing in the world now that doesn't hold some...	Fascination...
i know. it gets cold so fast.	We can live like this? Off the blood of animals?
you'll get used to killing. just forget about that mortal coil. you'll become accustomed to things all too quickly.	Do you think so?
and if i don't?	The sun will destroy the blood I've given you. Every tissue, every vein. The fire in this lantern could do that too.
you must get into it. it's the only safe place for you when the light comes.	And if I don't?
give it time. you're like a man who loses a limb and still imagines he feels pain. it will pass. and we must sleep now. i can feel the sun approaching.	You must get into it. It's the only safe place for you when the light comes.
it can't be...	Give it time. You're like a man who loses a limb and still imagines he feels pain. It will pass. And we must sleep now. I can feel the sun approaching.
yes, that's you, my handsome friend. and you'll look that way till the stars fall from heaven.	It can't be...
dear god, what have i done?	You've killed Louis. And enjoyed it.
you have fed. you were made for this...	Dear God, what have I done?
what have i done?	You have fed. You were made for this...
the crucifix -	Forget the crucifix. Take him.
take him.	The crucifix -
come, you're going to feed now.	I want a woman.
you're body's dying. pay no attention. it will take twenty minutes at most.	Dying?
you're sure?	Sure...
did i hear a yes?	Yes...
yes. kill me. kill me like you promised -	You asked for death. I didn't promise it -
you really want to be with them?	Yes. Kill me. Kill me like you promised -
because you're as strong as i was when i was alive.	You really want to be with them?
but why do you want me?	Because you're as strong as I was when I was alive.
your perfect. your bitter and you're strong.	But why do you want me?
i can't go through with it, i tell you.	Your perfect. Your bitter and you're strong.
i wish i were. but if i were, what would i want with you?	I can't go through with it, I tell you.
you're the devil, aren't you? that's who you are.	I wish I were. But if I were, what would I want with you?
don't worry. he was white trash, they come at two a penny. i dumped him in the swamp and untied the slave, licked his wounds clean.	You're the devil, aren't you? That's who you are.
kill me if you will, but i can't do this...	Don't worry. He was white trash, they come at two a penny. I dumped him in the swamp and untied the slave, licked his wounds clean.
you've just done it -	Kill me if you will, but I can't do this...
i can't do it.	You've just done it -
let's call that a start.	I can't do it.
how do you mean, start?	Call him.
you let your overseer run riot, work your slaves to the bone. we'll start with him.	How do you mean, start?
vampires. we thrive on blood.	I want it!
give it to me!!!	Vampires. We thrive on blood.
you have to ask me for this. you have to want it, do you hear me?	Give it to me!!!
no!!!!!	You have to ask me for this. You have to want it, do you hear me?
they are gone, louis. death took them. death which you can now destroy...	NO!!!!!
diane!!!!	They are gone, Louis. Death took them. Death which you can now destroy...
what do you want from me?	I've come to answer your prayers. You want to die, don't you? Life has no meaning anymore, does it?
you're not afraid of anything, are you?	Why should I be?
and a beautiful house it is too. yours is a good life, isn't it?	You're not afraid of anything, are you?
who the hell are you? what are you doing in my house?	And a beautiful house it is too. Yours is a good life, isn't it?
you want death? is it death you want?	Yes...
then my luck would have changed.	You want death? Is it death you want?
they would have killed you -	Then my luck would have changed.
no...	Don't say anymore. The reels are still turning. I have but one chance to show you the meaning of what I've said.
dear god. i've failed again, haven't i?	No...
is this what you want? you ask me for this after all i've told you?	If I could see what you've seen, feel what you've felt I wouldn't let it end like this! You need a like to the world out there, a connection... then it won't end like this...
it's over, i'm telling you...	You need a new passion, Louis, a new reason to feel... what a story you've told, you don't understand yourself.
but you talk about passion, about longing, about things i'll never know in my life! it's still inside you, in every syllable you speak! and then you tell me it ends like that? just empty?	It's over, I'm telling you...
but it has. there is no more to tell.	But you talk about passion, about longing, about things I'll never know in my life! It's still inside you, in every syllable you speak! And then you tell me it ends like that? Just empty?
no... it can't end like that...	But it has. There is no more to tell.
lestat escaped the fire!	He hadn't even been there. And all those years I thought he was dead.
no vampires in transylvania? no count dracula?	Fictions, my friend. The vulgar fictions of a demented Irishman... So we repaired to Paris...
peasant rumours, superstitions about garlic, crosses, stakes in the hear, all that - how do you say again? bull shit. but one of our kind? not a whisper.	No vampires in Transylvania? No Count Dracula?
you found nothing?	Peasant rumours, superstitions about garlic, crosses, stakes in the hear, all that - how do you say again? Bull shit. But one of our kind? Not a whisper.
did he die in the fire?	He was dead to us. We were free. That was all that mattered.
and did you lose her? did she go?	Where would she have gone? She was a child, and beautiful, heartbreaking merciless child. And I had made her that...
how could i not? she had to know.	And did you lose her? Did she go?
but why did you tell her?	How could I not? She had to know.
he did it to make you stay with him!	Perhaps. He knew me. He knew I would love her more than the waking world. But there was more to it than that. Perhaps in the end he did it -- to show me that he could. For he lavished affection on her, there was no doubt about that. Life was very different with madame Claudia, as you can imagine...
shall we go on?	He did it to make you stay with him!
you loved your wife, surely.	I was human then. Might as well ask can an angel feel love. Both are blesses or cursed with a certain... detachment. Though whether angels take as long to learn it as I, I will never know.
can a vampire feel love?	You loved your wife, surely.
you loved yvette...	Can a vampire feel love?
what about coffins?	Coffins... coffins unfortunately are a necessity...
the same. as you would say today... bull shit.	What about coffins?
the story about stakes through the heart?	The same. As you would say today... Bull shit.
nonsense, my friend. i can look on anything i like. and i am particularly fond of looking on crucifixes.	The story about stakes through the heart?
you can't look at them...	Nonsense, my friend. I can look on anything I like. And I am particularly fond of looking on crucifixes.
oh, that rumour about crosses?	You can't look at them...
you said the slave had a crucifix...	Oh, that rumour about crosses?
yes.	But times were different then. I was a man at that age. The master of a large plantation just south of New Orleans...
why should i lie? 1791 was the year it happened. i was twenty-four - younger than you are now.	Yes.
you're not lying to me, are you?	Why should I lie? 1791 was the year it happened. I was twenty-four - younger than you are now.
what can i do to put you at ease? shall we begin like david copperfield? i am born, i grow up. or shall we begin when i was born to darkness, as i call it. that's really where we should start, don't you think?	You're not lying to me, are you?
the same way you do it. a series of simple gestures. only i moved too fast for you to see. i'm flesh and blood, you see. but not human. i haven't been human for two hundred years.	What can I do to put you at ease? Shall we begin like David Copperfield? I am born, I grow up. Or shall we begin when I was born to darkness, as I call it. That's really where we should start, don't you think?
how did you do that?	The same way you do it. A series of simple gestures. Only I moved too fast for you to see. I'm flesh and blood, you see. But not human. I haven't been human for two hundred years.
but i thought vampires didn't like the light.	We love it. I only wanted to prepare you.
we can't begin this way. let me turn on the light.	But I thought vampires didn't like the light.
you believe this, don't you? that you're a vampire? you really think...	We can't begin this way. Let me turn on the light.
yes but you needn't worry about that now. things change.	You believe this, don't you? That you're a vampire? You really think...
you were going to kill me? drink my blood?	Yes but you needn't worry about that now. Things change.
well, what a lucky break for me.	Perhaps lucky for both of us.
absolutely. i was watching you watching me. i was waiting for you in that alleyway. and then you began to speak.	Well, what a lucky break for me.
see? i knew you were interesting. you mean this literally, i take it?	Absolutely. I was watching you watching me. I was waiting for you in that alleyway. And then you began to speak.
i'm a vampire.	See? I knew you were interesting. You mean this literally, I take it?
so shall we begin?  what do yo do?	I'm a vampire.
it's just a room...	So shall we begin?  What do yo do?
saw you in the street outside. you seemed interesting. is this where you live?	It's just a room...
you followed me here, didn't you?	Saw you in the street outside. You seemed interesting. Is this where you live?
so much the better. i've got a pocket full of tapes.	You followed me here, didn't you?
you'd have to have a lot of tape for my story. i've had a very unusual life.	So much the better. I've got a pocket full of tapes.
that's what i do. i interview people. i collect lives. f.m. radio. f.f.r.c. i just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -	You'd have to have a lot of tape for my story. I've had a very unusual life.
so you want me to tell you the story of my life...	That's what I do. I interview people. I collect lives. F.M. radio. F.F.R.C. I just interviewed a genuine hero, a cop who -
look at the gaslight. don't tke your eyes off it. you will be drained to the point of death, but you must stay alive. do you hear me?	Yes!
my daughter...	Look at the gaslight. Don't tke your eyes off it. You will be drained to the point of death, but you must stay alive. Do you hear me?
and the child who did die?	My daughter...
a child who can't die...	And the child who did die?
what do you think she is, madeleine? a doll?	A child who can't die...
yes.	What do you think she is, Madeleine? A doll?
and you know what you ask for?	Yes.
yes...	And you know what you ask for?
you promise to care for her then?	Yes...
you haven't the vaguest conception under god of what you ask!	Au contraire, monsieur, I have.
what the hell would you call this?	I'd call this four spoiled city kids who wouldn't know a hurricane if it blew up their butts.  All we can do now is batten down and ride it out. If things get really bad, there's a storm shelter.
sorry. emergencies only.	What the hell would you call this?
what about a radio?	Sorry. Emergencies only.
duh. the next couple of days is gonna be rough, but we'll make it.	What about a radio?
wait...did you say off-season?	July fourth weekend. Storm season starts today. The clouds roll in like clockwork.
and, while you're here, our marginally trained, off-season staff of five will attend to your every need.	Wait...Did you say off-season?
julie, we're talkin' suites!  that'll be just fine with us.	And, while you're here, our marginally trained, off-season staff of five will attend to your every need.
is that bad?	Not at all. Those are our honeymoon suites.
you're in 201 and 202.	Is that bad?
what can i do for you?	Checking in...Karla Wilson.
then i'll call the mainland for a charter.	Phones went down a few minutes ago.
i want off this island.	Not possible, I'm afraid. The last ferry left hours ago. And we got a storm coming. There won't be another one for days.
listen to me. he's here.	Who? Who is here?
storm season?	It's our version of winter.  201 and 202. There's Scrabble and Parcheesi in the lobby. Enjoy.
honeymoon suites. i take it you kids haven't exchanged vows, yet?	We haven't exchanged anything.
your what?	Honeymoon suites. I take it you kids haven't exchanged vows, yet?
it sure is a beautiful old hotel.	Built in 1948 for a member of the Rockefeller clan. The tile work was imported from Spain. A lot of history in these walls...Judy Garland stayed here...Hemmingway fished for marlin right off that dock --
no.	The guy looks dead.
i don't know, man. maybe we should keep going, find a phone --	No.
i should go up there. i should call her back, tell her i'm coming.	No way, man. Surprise her. She'll be psyched.
jeez, ray, fourth and forty, throw the bomb.	I should go up there. I should call her back, tell her I'm coming.
stupid. stupid.	Stupid. What were you thinkng?
you'll go away with you're college friends, but you won't go away with me?	Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.
i got work to do. take the bake elsewhere.	Up-tighteous and self-righteous.
storm is what makes it interesting. thass why all the fish are up. less hook us a couple big ones.	I got work to do. Take the bake elsewhere.
there's a storm comin', titus. no boats are going out.	Storm is what makes it interesting. Thass why all the fish are up. Less hook us a couple big ones.
that's why you'll come with titus, mon.	There's a storm comin', Titus. No boats are going out.
titus, you're so stoned, you'd end up in spain.	That's why you'll come with Titus, mon.
fish are all over the water...come on, let us take a boat out.	Titus, you're so stoned, you'd end up in Spain.
get lost, you scared me.	Fish are all over the water...Come on, let us take a boat out.
you're okay. thank god.	Is he?
oh, god, it's you --	You're okay. Thank god.
no, you're not.	...Nancy?
i'm holding your hand!	No, you're not.
julie?	I'm right here. Grab my hand.
i don't know...	Come on, you can make it.
there's no way to lock it.	What do we do?
karla, i just wanted the whole thing to be over. i didn't want to involve anybody else.	It's too late for that.
i'm your best friend...you could have told me the truth about what happened. i would've understood.	Karla, I just wanted the whole thing to be over. I didn't want to involve anybody else.
julie, the boats are gone, the phones are down. there's no way off this place.	Then, we fight --
be careful, julie.	I've got to see.
i know i don't want to stay in here.	We'll be better off in the open. If we stick together, maybe we can kill this creep for good.
what do you mean?	Rio isn't the capital of Brazil. It was the wrong answer. Sorry, we lose.
let him go. i believe him.	Come on, Julie. You saw his room.
julie...	Only he wasn't dead. He killed Barry and Helen last July Fourth.
they never found the body.	Julie...
oh, stop it! he's dead. you killed him. now, get over it. we gotta think here.	They never found the body.
i'm not crazy...i'm not crazy. he's here...  we've got to get to the radio and call for help.	I think we can classify this as an emergency situation.
karla!	Just kidding.
cancer in a box.	No, this is the safe sun.  It's better than a day at the beach.
nice move.	I'll be givin' your fisherman some of that and see how he likes it.
hey, slow down, turn off the little motor up in there...what do you say we go to the gym and work off a little stress?	Nice move.
it's okay...he doesn't believe me. that's his right. i'm starting to think i'm crazy, too.	Hey, slow down, turn off the little motor up in there...What do you say we go to the gym and work off a little stress?
you get any sleep at all?	Some.
think about this, julie. what did you actually see?	The dockhand guy. Hanging by his neck from up there.
yes.	Not me...no way...
no.	Yes.
yes.	No.
no way.	Yes.
don't even think about it.	Okay, I won't.
karaoke -- perfect.	Don't even think about it.
he's cute...and he's got a crush on you...  but...	I miss Ray...I tried to call him.
am i bad? i mean, he's really great, and he's cute --	He's cute...And he's got a crush on you...  But...
karla! you promised.	I also promised Tyrell.
their stuff in there...  ...and ours in here.	Karla! You promised.
hello? hello?	Where is everyone? I'll ask --
remind me to study real hard so someday this is normal and all that back there is somethin' i do for a weekend once every ten years.	I will, and you remind me of the same thing.
no, i'm the king of the world.	Remind me to study real hard so someday this is normal and all that back there is somethin' I do for a weekend once every ten years.
i'm the king of the world.	No, I'm the King of the World.
oh!	Hey, sorry...  He's my friend, too. And that ticket is not going to waste.
work hard, huh? he's breaking your heart just because he can.  and i don't want to have to say i told you so...	Then, don't.
he does work hard.	Work hard, huh? He's breaking your heart just because he can.  And I don't want to have to say I told you so...
he said he'd try. try is like maybe. try is nothing!	He does work hard.
but, he said he'd try.	He said he'd try. Try is like maybe. Try is nothing!
julie, you left four messages... four.	But, he said he'd try.
he's not coming. i thought he was just...	Julie, you left four messages... Four.
you gotta sell his butt on the bahamas?	Ray, come on. I want us to be together.
okay, okay. you're right.	I know it, and it feels good.  Hi, Ty.
would you relax? we've been dating three months. he ain't stalking your butt.	Okay, okay. You're right.
the number's unlisted...	Would you relax? We've been dating three months. He ain't stalking your butt.
julie, people who end up making rules like that end up beating their kids with wire hangers. it's a fact.	The number's unlisted...
that could break the machine.	Julie, people who end up making rules like that end up beating their kids with wire hangers. It's a fact.
karla! did you tell him i'd be here?	Nope. I told him that you absolutely, positively would not be here at this bar between ten o'clock and eleven o'clock tonight. And then he came anyway.
no means yes.	Tyrell, I appreciate it, but have you seen my people dance? We make the mouth face, we move the fingers --
no.	No means yes.
say yes.	No.
there's nothing between will and me.	Yet. Nothing yet.
listen to me, julie. ray's a great guy, nothing against old ray, but he's so...ray. i mean, he lives in southport. will's a nice guy, too, and he lives right down the street.	There's nothing between Will and me.
i think i just really hurt ray's feelings.	Listen to me, Julie. Ray's a great guy, nothing against old Ray, but he's so...Ray. I mean, he lives in Southport. Will's a nice guy, too, and he lives right down the street.
yeah, right -- whatever.	I think I just really hurt Ray's feelings.
i'm not going anywhere. i'm fat, ugly, and depressed.	Yeah, right -- whatever.
no. when i put these skinny pants on my body...now, that's heart attack time.	I'm not going anywhere. I'm fat, ugly, and depressed.
that was heart attack time, karla.	No. When I put these skinny pants on my body...Now, that's heart attack time.
i just wanted your black pants, but i'm not ready to die for them!	That was heart attack time, Karla.
what are you doing in my closet?	i just wanted your black pants, but I'm not ready to die for them!
i thought you were out of town!	What are you doing in my closet?
what are you doing in my closet?	I thought you were out of town!
i thought you were out of town!	What are you doing in my closet?
checking the locks again?	You know me to well.
it's gonna be great.	Checking the locks again?
i love it here.	It's gonna be great.
hey -- i didn't know you were here. it's okay.  we got the refrigerator in. come see.	I love it here.
never do that again.	Hey -- I didn't know you were here. It's okay.  We got the refrigerator in. Come see.
oh...it's not working right. you're home early.  did i scare you?	Never do that again.
ray...what are you doing?	Oh...it's not working right. You're home early.  Did I scare you?
okay, i'll try. but, listen...  if i don't make it up, then you go ahead and have a great time.	Ray...please try. I really miss you.  Okay. Bye.
will you try...for me, please?	Okay, I'll try. But, listen...  If I don't make it up, then you go ahead and have a great time.
julie, we're working a big run up here. it's been crazy. we probably have to go out again tonight. i don't think i can do it.	Will you try...for me, please?
we'd have a long weekend just to sit in the sun, drink fruity drinks, and swim, and...  you know...	This weekend?
what? the bahamas? you're kidding.	We'd have a long weekend just to sit in the sun, drink fruity drinks, and swim, and...  You know...
ray, karla won a trip to the bahamas! an island called tower bay. and she wants us to come with her.	What? The Bahamas? You're kidding.
no, i shouldn't have left so fast... i was just...	It's okay.
no, you don't have to be sorry. i'm the one --	No, I shouldn't have left so fast... I was just...
hey. i'm really glad you called... i'm sorry.	No, you don't have to be sorry. I'm the one --
i understand something.	It's not like that. It's not you. It's me. My head. I want to go back. I want to be with you. I want to be fine. I want everything to be like it used to be.  It just isn't.
i just feel like some part of me hasn't healed up enough to go back. like some critical piece is missing. please understand...	I understand something.
can't what?	I just feel like some part of me hasn't healed up enough to go back. Like some critical piece is missing. Please understand...
ray, i can't...	Can't what?
every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.	Why are you being like this?
ray, we're just friend.	Every guy in history who tried to pick up a girl did the good-friend thing first.
yeah.	Ray, we're just friend.
oh, that's will. he's a friend. you'd like him.	Yeah.
i got in early. i was excited...  who was that guy?	Oh, that's Will. He's a friend. You'd like him.
don't kill me --	Wait, it's Nancy --
i don't know.	You never do...The guy at the nightclub, the body in your room last night. Little notes that only mean something to you. How do we even know you're not the one behind this --
you've got all these theories but where is he? where? where's your fisherman killer?	I don't know.
voodoo.	I told you.
who?	Ben Willis.
we're all going to die. he's going to kill us one by one.	Who?
i am not crazy, tyrell. he was right there.	Fine. Show me the body.
tyrell, you are an unstoppable force of nature.	That's right. It's how the species survives. You'll never convince me otherwise.  Wanna dance?
you're the most beautiful woman in the bar tonight, jules.	Tyrell, you are an unstoppable force of nature.
...why?	Why? Come on, Julie. Think. You'll get it. Will Benson -- Ben's son.
we had a connection, didn't we? i can tell you one thing, though. ray didn't trust me. he was right. he's dead, but he was right.	...Why?
i trusted you.	We had a connection, didn't we? I can tell you one thing, though. Ray didn't trust me. He was right. He's dead, but he was right.
me, me, me. it's always about you. i'm having bad dreams. i can't sleep. i'm not doing well in school. i'm having trouble with my boyfriend.	I trusted you.
why are you doing this to me?	Me, me, me. It's always about you. I'm having bad dreams. I can't sleep. I'm not doing well in school. I'm having trouble with my boyfriend.
he's in it with willis?	I guess so.
estes came after me with a gaffing hook.	He's in it with Willis?
did you get help?	Estes came after me with a gaffing hook.
come on. we're gonna be okay.	Did you get help?
julie, you said you were tired. waybe you were dreaming.	I wasn't dreaming.
there was a body! i swear it!	Julie, you said you were tired. Waybe you were dreaming.
what? what are you talking about? where?	It's in my room!
hey, you don't have to appologize to me. i'm the one. i understand.  i'm going to take a walk and dry off.	Are you sure? I really appreciate it.
no -- it's not that. it's...i'm just a little on edge. i'm really sorry.	Hey, you don't have to appologize to me. I'm the one. I understand.  I'm going to take a walk and dry off.
i scared you -- i crossed the line --	No -- it's not that. It's...I'm just a little on edge. I'm really sorry.
no, no, no. this was really sweet...	I scared you -- I crossed the line --
it's my fault. i shouldn't have...i didn't think...	No, no, no. This was really sweet...
oh, will! i'm sorry.	It's my fault. I shouldn't have...I didn't think...
what do you mean, julie?	He did something to the screen...it, it, said...
it's...him.	What do you mean, Julie?
julie? what's wrong?	It's...him.
sure. it's fine. as long as you don't snore.	You can toss a shoe at me if it gets out of hand.
you sure it's okay with you?	Sure. It's fine. As long as you don't snore.
and it's been blue skies all day. it might be perfect all weekend.	It beets being on the mainland.
you've got a better chance of getting hit by lightning.	Right. Planes get hit by lightning. They get hit by meteors. They hit other planes.
fumes build up in the fuel tanks. you can by surface-to-air missiles over the internet. planes use o-rings...which freeze in tap water. planes fall from the sky for practically no reason at all.	You've got a better chance of getting hit by lightning.
deep breaths --	Fumes build up in the fuel tanks. You can by surface-to-air missiles over the internet. Planes use O-rings...which freeze in tap water. Planes fall from the sky for practically no reason at all.
what if i don't have anything happy from childhood...sorry, i can't relax going five hundred miles an hour, or four thousand, four hundred feet a minute...  which is over seven hundred feet a second. imagine hitting something at seven hundred feet a second.	Deep breaths --
just take deep breaths and think of something happy from childhood.	What if I don't have anything happy from childhood...Sorry, I can't relax going five hundred miles an hour, or four thousand, four hundred feet a minute...  Which is over seven hundred feet a second. Imagine hitting something at seven hundred feet a second.
what?	I said, this...Do you want a drink?
this was not my idea.	What?
i'm okay.	Are you sure?
nah. i'll probably just be here studying for finals. the joys of summer school...  are you okay?	I'm okay.
right. now i remember.	Nah. I'll probably just be here studying for finals. The joys of summer school...  Are you okay?
to get out of southport?	Right. Now I remember.
i'm trying. i really am...sometimes i don't even know why i came up here in the first place.	To get out of Southport?
it's...the anniversary. that's what's going on...take it easy on yourself.	I'm trying. I really am...Sometimes I don't even know why I came up here in the first place.
it was one year ago...	It's...the anniversary. That's what's going on...Take it easy on yourself.
it can't get worse. i mean, it's not like this was the first time i freaked out in class. i hardly ever get a full night's sleep, my grades suck, i'm this close from being thrown out of school.	It was one year ago...
it just takes time, julie. it's gonna get better.	It can't get worse. I mean, it's not like this was the first time I freaked out in class. I hardly ever get a full night's sleep, my grades suck, I'm this close from being thrown out of school.
i thought i was over the dreams for good. i really did. i hadn't had one for months.	It just takes time, Julie. It's gonna get better.
i'm sorry.	I thought I was over the dreams for good. I really did. I hadn't had one for months.
it was in a church...it was so real. i mean, i could feel his breath on me.	I'm sorry.
the shower again?	It was in a church...it was so real. I mean, I could feel his breath on me.
i'm fine.	You don't seem fine.
you sure?	I'm fine.
i'm fine.	You sure?
julie! wait! you okay?	I'm fine.
you think that's a good place to hide?	I don't know, but I'm starving.
maybe we should just wait here? hide in a tree?	I'm not hiding up no tree.  I'm with her. Let's arm ourselves to the teeth and kick this psycho's butt.
i'll come with you.	Are you crazy? We're not staying here on our own.
somebody...is a sick, fingerpainting psycho.	We gotta get out of here. Now.
hey --	See any dead bodies out there? Any fresh kill? How 'bout Freddy, Jason?
oh, look. another day in paradise with julie-your-tour-director...miss psychotic episode.	Hey --
i used to be a lifeguard...i'd hate to have to blow my whistle.	I'd hate for you to have to blow...your whistle.
okay, i just didn't wanna get my hair wet.	Baby, I finally got you alone in this Jacuzzi and I don't wanna be discussin' hair care.
hello?	Okay, I just didn't wanna get my hair wet.
you sure you didn't pick up my hair tie?	Hello?
why?	'Cause that's the only way I'm ever gonna be able to afford a big bed like this.
tha's it.  i've decided.  i'm changing my major to finance.  and going to wall street.	Why?
pretty cool bar.	They all start to look the same once you've worked in one.  Am I right, sister?
guess the capital of brazil --	Rio, baby!
oooh, the mainland --	Somebody's gone tropical on us, baby. Tropical!
ain't nothin' free in this world. everybody says it, and it's true.  i wanted you all to have a good trip.	We will, baby...All this means is we got the whole island to ourselves.
something is gonna hit your butt if you don't quit complaining.	Honey, some folks just can't fly.
is there a problem here?	Where there's a Will, there's a way. Come on.
worse comes to worse, you can stand there and watch me.	Come on, I'll take a break and we'll all dance.
if you can say all you gotta say in a minute then i don't wanna hear it.	I'll talk real slow.
just for a minute, baby. i got something i wanna tell you.	If you can say all you gotta say in a minute then I don't wanna hear it.
i don't think so. it's pretty crowded.	Just for a minute, baby. I got something I wanna tell you.
you know what i want to do to you ...right now, don't you? there's gotta be somewhere we can be alone.	I don't think so. It's pretty crowded.
why? he can't help us.	He's probably the only one who can help us.
how's julie?	Alone. In the room.  Got any advise?
ahh, that feels great.	How's Julie?
come on, it'll be fun.	Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for my friend, my very best friend, Julie James.
to a great weekend --	Yeah, a great weekend. Forget the weather!
julie, is everything cool? karla said...	I said we start having fun. And that means now.
waaaaahhhhhhhhhh!	We'll call you back with all the details...So what's your favorite radio station?
oh, no...did you say rio?	No. Yes?
rio de janeiro!	Oh, no...Did you say Rio?
okay, karla, five seconds.  five...four...	Rio de Janeiro!
still here...thinking...  you mean brazil, the country?	Okay, Karla, five seconds.  Five...Four...
how'd you like to win a magic 96.7 quicky getaway?	Yes!
well, i'm in school and --	How'd you like to win a Magic 96.7 Quicky Getaway?
well, karla, what're you doin' at home over the long fourth weekend?	Well, I'm in school and --
mark in the morning! magic 96.7! oh my god! i'm karla. karla wilson.  jules, it's mark in the morning.	Well, Karla, what're you doin' at home over the long fourth weekend?
hell, that's worth three, easy. and you got your waiting period.	I'm not waiting...So give me the gun and keep the ring.
make it three hundred. and throw that in, too.	Hell, that's worth three, easy. And you got your waiting period.
don't really have the market for something like this...  i can go two...two-fifty.	Make it three hundred. And throw that in, too.
how much?	Don't really have the market for something like this...  I can go two...two-fifty.
well, there's some flaws in her...	How much?
how much?	Well, there's some flaws in her...
jeez, that's a full carat --	How much?
must have missed the sign.	Excuse me, but this island didn't have a murder rate until you people showed up.  I've never seen a dead body before.
you stumbled into my hiding place.	Must have missed the sign.
and so could you -- crazy fool.	You stumbled into my hiding place.
i'm sorry, but you could've been the one doing all of this --	And so could you -- crazy fool.
cool.	The rest of us see bathrobes.
julie thinks there's a dead guy in the closet.	Cool.
what's going on?	Julie thinks there's a dead guy in the closet.
he leave you?	No. I shot him.
not anymore.	He leave you?
what's the matter, boy trouble?	Not anymore.
tell me this ain't the bar scene.	Wanna drink?
you guys lost?	Tell me this ain't the bar scene.
what is up with that weirdo?	I'll go find him.
where'd estes go?	What is up with that weirdo?
we'll only be a second, okay?	Yeah, wait right here, it's the safest place.
the porter...what's his name? old asbestos --	Estes! That's exactly who it is. That old guy knows something. We can sit here and wait for him to pick us off or we can go find him first.
they were cut loose.	Julie? Wanna tell us what is going on here?
take this.	And do what with it?
you know, the greenhouse effect has caused the gulf stream to shift and almost every meteorological expert expects a dramatic increase in tropical depression --	Hey -- shut up, okay?
they're around...they just don't care about us 'cause we're the contest winners.  let's go find stoner boy...make his lazy butt hook us up with fishing poles or ping-pong paddles or something.	You know, the greenhouse effect has caused the gulf stream to shift and almost every meteorological expert expects a dramatic increase in tropical depression --
where is everybody?	They're all dead...Dead, I tell you.  Ahhhh, we're all deaaaddddd. Tyrellll, joinnnn usss.
i'm just saying what all of you are thinking. it's bad enough gettin' rained out without having to hold her hand the whole time.	You don't have to be a jerk.
how's the water?	Crowded.
there's ten people on this whole island and they're all gonna end up in this jacuzzi with us.	How's the water?
the last day of the season. yeah, we heard.	So why are you still here?
we didn't get all dressed up for nothing.	Planter's Punch, Singapore Sling, or how about a Mai-Tai?
can't talk right now.	See, it's not a macho thing. It's about equilibrium in your inner ear. You could've used a patch, but it's too late now. Get used to it.  Some folks just can't sail.
where is miss wollsten?	She's in her room.
how disappointing! i expected it was something more romantic. a temple to the goddess of love, perhaps.	The Greeks thought death was beautiful -- an adventure --a journey to another world.  But I have my other guests to think of -- The General will be wanting to go back to his army. If you'll excuse me --
this was the temple of hades --the god of the dead. it contained no images -- just empty space and walls of perfect symmetry.	How disappointing! I expected it was something more romantic. A temple to the Goddess of Love, perhaps.
how clover you are, mr. albrecht, to see all that in our simple thea... she is quite pretty, isn't she?	This was the temple of Hades --the God of the Dead. It contained no images -- just empty space and walls of perfect symmetry.
you don't have to. it's inside of you -- all the glory that was greece - the dancing, the singing and the white marble --	How clover you are, Mr. Albrecht, to see all that in our simple Thea... She is quite pretty, isn't she?
goodbye.	May life be good to you both. As for the others  they will be quiet here  and I will be with them.
go ahead. i'll wake you up when i go to bed. then you can watch him.	Thank you, I'll do that. Good night.
well	Go ahead. I'll wake you up when I go to bed. Then you can watch him.
don't bother. go to bed and get some sleep. i'll be working late.  i can hear any movement down here.	Well
all the more reason to watch him. he's had some wild notions lately.	Don't bother. Go to bed and get some sleep. I'll be working late.  I can hear any movement down here.
he won't even know you're there. he is delirious.	All the more reason to watch him. He's had some wild notions lately.
i'll go up and take a look at the general - perhaps sit with him.	He won't even know you're there. He is delirious.
our friend, poseidon, didn't use it for fishing. he raked the sea with it and stirred up the big waves.	I'll go up and take a look at the General - perhaps sit with him.
it doesn't look much like the fish spears i knew back in marblehead..	Our friend, Poseidon, didn't use it for fishing. He raked the sea with it and stirred up the big waves.
i'd like to, very much -- but it depends on what dispatches are waiting for me on the mainland.	In case you do so, would you --
i wonder if my editor's psychic? reports from the greek front are going to be a little vague.	Or even spirit messages from the next world.
he complained of not feeling well. i thought he was drunk  he staggered.	That staggering. His dying so quickly.  In your campaigns, have you never seen men who staggered before they died, who talked incoherently  walked blindly.
drunk again?	He's dead. I want the General to see him.
i need your advice  something has happened  mr.  jacks	Drunk again?
he is exhausted.	Why don't you stay here tonight? Get a good sleep. You can return to your command in the morning.
but the gods played a little trick on me. i was born in switzerland.	You collect these to sell, abroad?
this is general nikolas pherides, commander of the third army. i'm oliver davis.  to be perfectly frank with you, we didn't expect to find anyone living here.	It is my home.  My name is Hugo Albrecht.
i took it for granted you gentlemen were refugees as are my other guests.	This is General Nikolas Pherides, Commander of the Third Army. I'm Oliver Davis.  To be perfectly frank with you, we didn't expect to find anyone living here.
i'm here. the general is here. you are not alone.	I must meet him with laughter - with songs and laughter -- to show him I am not afraid --
my friend -- what can one say --	You can have your servants prepare a dinner. That is the way I'll meet my old- familiar enemy -- Death --I have fought him before. I've won often. Now he wins. Let him come for me at my own banquet.
) you feel the symptoms?	My friend -- what can one say --
i suppose you want to hear my prayer to hermes.	I just came to see if your prayer would entertain me as much as my medicine seems to amuse you.
we will see who is the first to die.	Very well. I'll wager a dinner.
let us put it to the test. protect yourself with every scientific precaution you can think of. i'll go out on the cliff and build a votive fire to hermes -- not that i believe in him any more than i do in science.	We will see who is the first to die.
you're just talking nonsense.	Let us put it to the test. Protect yourself with every scientific precaution you can think of. I'll go out on the cliff and build a votive fire to Hermes -- not that I believe in him any more than I do in Science.
i have lived long enough to doubt everything -- which is to say, i believe everything, a little.	You're just talking nonsense.
she's right. this is hardly the time to bandy old tales.	I have lived long enough to doubt everything -- which is to say, I believe everything, a little.
the ancient greeks had just as good an explanation -- that the gods sent the plague to punish mortals for harboring vrykolaka --	They used to believe that sort of thing in the mountain villages. Some still do --
if the wind shifts, if the sirocco blows -- the hot wind from the south -- all danger will be over in twenty-four hours.	Good winds and bad winds!
no.  she shall not be left here.	Maybe you're right. Help me get something to carry her downstairs.
another sad task. we'll bury her tomorrow.  i think we'd better lock the door for tonight. it will make them less uncomfortable.	No.  She shall not be left here.
that's impossible. i told them jacks died of a sudden heart attack, probably brought on by over drinking.	Did your servant got word to Dr. Drossos?
did you hear what thea said -- as if she knew what threatens us.	That's impossible. I told them Jacks died of a sudden heart attack, probably brought on by over drinking.
we will know when the next one sickens.  until then you and i remain here. i will not bring the plague to my troops.	In the meantime it would be useless to alarm the others.  Let them think it was a normal  And, perhaps it was - perhaps it was.
i'm not sure that it is the plague.	We will know when the next one sickens.  Until then you and I remain here. I will not bring the plague to my troops.
perhaps i had better stay. i am tired.	I'll get Ida to make up your bed.
i'm afraid so. there were rumors people were aroused. some feared restlessness among the dead you know, the old superstitions.	I donut understand.
all the graves?	I'm afraid so. There were rumors people were aroused. Some feared restlessness among the dead you know, the old superstitions.
there was some trouble here the villagers on the mainland -this island was the focal point of their anger. they came here broke open the tombs and despoiled the graves.	All the graves?
but why?	There was some trouble here the villagers on the mainland -this island was the focal point of their anger. They came here broke open the tombs and despoiled the graves.
they were gore before i came here.	But why?
the enemy is in retreat. there will be no more fighting here.  i came here to visit the crypts. my wife was buried here. what happened to the bodies?	They were gore before I came here.
i have not been on the island in twenty years. it is changed - changed completely. where are the graves -- the coffins?	This was once a cemetery.
if mr. albrecht is right, we'll all be free in a few days.  i suppose you'll be going on to athens?	I don't know now without my father.
there's no reason to decide any of us are going to die.	If only we could get away - - you and I. The others are strangers, they mean nothing to me
last night dr. drossos -- today you or i -- oh, no, oliver, it can't be you, i couldn't stand it.	There's no reason to decide any of us are going to die.
poor cathy --	Last night Dr. Drossos -- today you or I -- oh, no, Oliver, it can't be you, I couldn't stand it.
my father -- i'm alone, oliver, completely alone!	Poor Cathy --
sharp, shiny teeth -- and they creep up to your bed --	Closer and closer - until they bite into your throat!
tell me about them, thea. they have great wings end long teeth --	Sharp, shiny teeth -- and they creep up to your bed --
oh, no - it's too delicious! you're making it up!	On my word! That's what they believe.
where's thea?	I think she went to bed  I saw her going toward the house
i know it must be hard. but you have relatives in london --you've got a whole world of living, ahead of you --	No one can take my father's place.
you're not leaving tomorrow..?	I think not.
sleep well.	You're not leaving tomorrow..?
good night, oliver.	Sleep well.
how could we go back to the wars with such pleasant company here..	Thank you.
i'm glad you and the general didn't have to leave us. we would feel quite deserted..	How could we go back to the wars with such pleasant company here..
i adore hearing thea sing -- but my poor head's beginning to ache.  i'm so sorry.	Of course. Tomorrow, perhaps, before I go?
i hope mr. jacks gets to bed in one piece.	M~ father will take care of it.  Pappa is wonderful! No matter what happens, he makes me feel perfectly safe.  I could never leave him. I should be utterly helpless by myself.
you were singing, weren't you? a beautiful voice, miss st. aubyn.	That was my companion. She sings little peasant songs quite nicely -- a completely untrained voice, of course.
shh it's all right - i'll be all right.	They shall not hurt you
in the morning -- go. i'll not die until then - i'll not die  i'll watch - they shall not hurt you.	Shh it's all right - I'll be all right.
it's getting dark. i can't leave now.	In the morning -- go. I'll not die until then - I'll not die  I'll watch - they shall not hurt you.
miss wollsten shares the room with you?	No, that's Thea's bed. Miss Wollsten's bed is in there.
i have been troubled about you. i want you to know that my room is just downstairs --  you have only to cry out if you are ill  or frightened.	How kind you are. It is so comforting to know that someone cares.
i was looking for you.	I have been troubled about you. I want you to know that my room is just downstairs --  You have only to cry out if you are ill  or frightened.
what are you doing?	I was looking for you.
she has never mentioned her family.	How old is she?
has she spoken to you of her father and her mother?	She has never mentioned her family.
some village in the mountains -- alethera, i think.	Has she spoken to you of her father and her mother?
has that girl -- has thea ever told you where she comes from?	Some village in the mountains -- Alethera, I think.
poor child. these must be horrible days for you.	I'm so ill, I'm so exhausted -- I almost don't care.
it was, the plague	We quarreled. She never dared get angry or frightened -- but I said things to her -- it was an attack, I know it was.
suppose, she isn't dead. suppose it was a cataleptic attack?	It was, the plague
she is dead  at peace.	Suppose, she isn't dead. Suppose it was a cataleptic attack?
when i close my eyes, i see miss wollsten. i can't think of anything else.	She is dead  at peace.
you should sleep, cathy. lie down and close your eyes. try to forget everything.	When I close my eyes, I see Miss Wollsten. I can't think of anything else.
that should decide it or you --	I will let him go. He is dead to me as he is to all my mother's people. I turn my hand against him.
i felt he did not like me.	That should decide it or you --
come, thea, if you're going to claim him as your father you've got to make up your mind. they'll be leaving any minute.	I don't know. As a child. I longed for a father and now - I don't know
the general  you don't even know him.	Come, Thea, if you're going to claim him as your father you've got to make up your mind. They'll be leaving any minute.
but one must love a father.	The General  you don't even know him.
thea, your choice is a very simple one. either you want to claim him as your father, or you do not.	But one must love a father.
i have forgotten it, dear.	My last name is Pherides.
you have forgotten my last name?	I have forgotten it, dear.
what is it -- what are you talking about?	You have forgotten my last name?
i do not know him, but i have seen him.	What is it -- what are you talking about?
thea -- you're hiding something. why do you suddenly speak of your father? you told me once you had never seen him -- didn't know him --	I do not know him, but I have seen him.
why, i love my father because - because i do. of course, he's nice to me.	Thea -- you're hiding something. Why do you suddenly speak of your father? You told me once you had never seen him -- didn't know him --
i mean, does one love a father because he is good and kind -or just because he is one's father?	Why, I love my father because - because I do. Of course, he's nice to me.
what an odd question!	I mean, does one love a father because he is good and kind -or just because he is one's father?
cathy - how does it feel to have a father?	What an odd question!
you are fortunate in your father.	Thea is an orphan.
the young man, mr. davis, seems to be some kind of an unofficial observer  a correspondent of some sort	And the soldier -- He looked at me so strangely -- who is he?
you wouldn't tell that	Wouldn't I?
when i tell him that you're unfit to live a normal life with normal people - a cataleptic!	You wouldn't tell that
really, this is idiotic!	You'd do anything to get Oliver away from Thea. But I'm going to stop you. I'm going to tell Mr. Davis exactly what you are.
you've been playing on the superstitions of that poor old man   working at him   turning him against thea.	Really, this is idiotic!
would you care to explain what you're talking about?	You've been playing on the superstitions of that poor old man   working at him   turning him against Thea.
i've always known what an evil mind lay behind that pretty weak face of yours  but this, cathy -- even i would never have believed it is of you.	Would you care to explain what you're talking about?
that your father and i	No. I mean your other secret - the one you kept bidden even from my father. That old doctor in London -- he told me.
you will not say one single word. i know your secret.	That your father and I
you're planing something, cathy.. but i won't let you - i'll warn them against you.	You will not say one single word. I know your secret.
why, i'm fond of thea.	You're planing something, Cathy.. But I won't let you - I'll warn them against you.
) but thea -- she stands in your way. i know you. i know your little hints  the way you can turn the truth into a lie --	Why, I'm fond of Thea.
what if he is?	) But Thea -- She stands in your way. I know you. I know your little hints  the way you can turn the truth into a lie --
mr. davis seems a good prospect young handsome, sympathetic -- ready to listen to you and feel sorry for you - -	What if he is?
what would i be thinking?	Mr. Davis seems a good prospect young handsome, sympathetic -- ready to listen to you and feel sorry for you - -
didn't you? but now -- what are you thinking now?	What would I be thinking?
you were father's secretary - i never thought - -	Didn't you? But now -- what are you thinking now?
your father loved me.  he wanted to marry me. but he was afraid of hurting the gentle, delicate cathy. you spoiled his life you've ruined mine	You were father's secretary - I never thought - -
how do you know what my father thought - -	Your father loved me.  He wanted to marry me. But he was afraid of hurting the gentle, delicate Cathy. You spoiled his life you've ruined mine
your father knew it too. but he was never sure how much was pretense.	How do you know what my father thought - -
you and your mysterious illness. a new attack everytime you are crossed  everytime you can't get your own way.	Your father knew it too. But he was never sure how much was pretense.
miss wollsten!	You and your mysterious illness. A new attack everytime you are crossed  everytime you can't get your own way.
they were talking about the vrykolakas this morning. cathy, that's what you are  a weak, pale, half-dead thing that drains all the life and joy from those who want to live.	Miss Wollsten!
whet do you mean?	They were talking about the Vrykolakas this morning. Cathy, that's what you are  a weak, pale, half-dead thing that drains all the life and joy from those who want to live.
i wish i didn't have such bitter knowledge of you, cathy.	Whet do you mean?
that's superstition. that's something out of old tales -- about the dead who live - i'm talking of something else --cataleptic attacks -- apparent death that is not real.	Never fear -- when you are dead you will remain dead. I will see to it that you do not walk about again. I promise you that. There is another one here who can not die. I will watch you both. Never fear.
you ask that of me? you're afraid to live in your coffin. you know what that means?	That's superstition. That's something out of old tales -- about the dead who live - I'm talking of something else --cataleptic attacks -- apparent death that is not real.
no, i want more than that. i beg you general, make sure --drive a knife through my heart -- anything.	You ask that of me? You're afraid to live in your coffin. You know what that means?
if you should fall sick we'll be careful. you need not worry.	No, I want more than that. I beg you General, make sure --drive a knife through my heart -- anything.
i don't want to be buried alive. if i die i want to be sure - quite sure.	If you should fall sick we'll be careful. You need not worry.
i don't understand you.	I don't want to be buried alive. If I die I want to be sure - quite sure.
i have not had a happy life --but that one thing - - that terror which brings me awake out of deep sleep - i want to avoid it.	I don't understand you.
yes?	I have not had a happy life --but that one thing - - that terror which brings me awake out of deep sleep - I want to avoid it.
i'm a woman -- a lonely woman. i have few friends.	Yes?
because he was a brave man - because i liked him -- i came here to be sure.	He's dead enough. God rest his soul.
he sleeps quietly. he died with a wine glass in his hand -- he died laughing -- a brave man, drossos, like his father before him.	Because he was a brave man - because I liked him -- I came here to be sure.
i wanted to be sure of something, general -- something that has always preyed on my mind. i have a horror of being buried alive and awakening to find myself shut in - entombed  imprisoned..	He sleeps quietly. He died with a wine glass in his hand -- he died laughing -- a brave man, Drossos, like his father before him.
woman, what are you doing here?	I wanted to be sure of something, General -- something that has always preyed on my mind. I have a horror of being buried alive and awakening to find myself shut in - entombed  imprisoned..
this is dr. drossos, chief medical officer of my division.	I don't care who he is. He doesn't know. He can't tell
no. no. i won't believe it. he's not dead.	This is Dr. Drossos, chief medical officer of my division.
this girl -- thea - is not a servant in my household, sir. she is my daughter's companion. now, sir, if you'll excuse me, i'll go have a look at mr. jacks.	I will go with you.
this girl --	This girl -- Thea - is not a servant in my household, sir. She is my daughter's companion. Now, sir, if you'll excuse me, I'll go have a look at Mr. Jacks.
was she ill before that girl came into your household?	Why -- no not before Thea came
nothing, really. she's been under a great strain -- the journey -- the battle --	Was she ill before that girl came into your household?
what is her illness?	Nothing, really. She's been under a great strain -- the journey -- the battle --
she's not too well.	What is her illness?
your daughter is ill.	She's not too well.
miss wollsten - my secretary, she'd know.	Your daughter is ill.
you do not know her last name -- you do not know from where she came?	Miss Wollsten - my secretary, she'd know.
her family name?	Damn me, if I know. She's become so much a member of our household I never think of her by any name but Thea -- she has a last name --
theodosia.	Her family name?
her name is thea?	Theodosia.
i don't really know where thea comes from. the viceconsul at adrianople brought her to me..	Her name is Thea?
daughter -- my daughter --	She was born before your wife returned here to die. You never knew.
not theodosia. theodosia's daughter -- your daughter.	Daughter -- my daughter --
theodosia --	Not Theodosia. Theodosia's daughter -- your daughter.
come - you'll feel yourself again as soon as we get off this dismal island.	I shall not leave the island
i have had command for the last time -	Come - you'll feel yourself again as soon as we get off this dismal island.
listen to what i say --	When you make sense I'll listen.
that's ridiculous -- thea's lovely, gentle -	Listen to what I say --
if i told you  you wouldn't believe me -- but this much i can tell you  the girl is dangerous to you. take a friend's advice -- an old man' s advice -- leave her alone -	That's ridiculous -- Thea's lovely, gentle -
and i'm your friend  but that doesn't explain why you are always trying to come between thea and me?	If I told you  you wouldn't believe me -- but this much I can tell you  the girl is dangerous to you. Take a friend's advice -- an old man' s advice -- leave her alone -
you are my friend.	And I'm your friend  but that doesn't explain why you are always trying to come between Thea and me?
i had a notion you had become selfappointed chaperone lately  why?	You are my friend.
in a way -- this girl, thea. you must stay away from her.	I had a notion you had become selfappointed chaperone lately  why?
is this what you wanted to speak to me about?	In a way -- this girl, Thea. You must stay away from her.
i don' t know. when i was gone the people from her village came to my home seeking vengeance. they bore her away with them. months later she came back pale -- sick -- she died --	Is this what you wanted to speak to me about?
how did she die?	I don' t know. When I was gone the people from her village came to my home seeking vengeance. They bore her away with them. Months later she came back pale -- sick -- she died --
she was beautiful. there was blood between her family and my kin. but that did not stop me from taking her when i saw her beauty, nor did it stop her from loving me.	How did she die?
if she looked like thea, she must have been beautiful.	She was beautiful. There was blood between her family and my kin. But that did not stop me from taking her when I saw her beauty, nor did it stop her from loving me.
thea is so like her  in every feature	If she looked like Thea, she must have been beautiful.
we still don't know that it's the plague	Dr. Drossos will tell us. We will know what to do then.
better no general than one carrying the plague.	We still don't know that it's the plague
but the war, the army  they need you.	Better no general than one carrying the plague.
until we know, what choice is there? we have to stay.	But the war, the army  they need you.
plague? there's no possibility of that, is there?	The rider on the pale horse is Pestilence. He follows the wars.
i've seen men die drunk - and i've seen men die of the plague.	Plague? There's no possibility of that, is there?
well, at any rate, i would like to say goodbye to the girl.	We have no time for that.
i can't understand that.	It is not necessary to understand. We are leaving and I am thankful.
it makes me fear her.	I can't understand that.
but that should make you like her.	It makes me fear her.
i know all you are going to say -i have been saying it to myself, but the thought will not leave my mind. she resembles my wife -there is something about her the way she moves  the way she turns her head.	But that should make you like her.
oh, now  now look here	I know all you are going to say -I have been saying it to myself, but the thought will not leave my mind. She resembles my wife -there is something about her the way she moves  the way she turns her head.
there is something evil about her.	Oh, now  now look here
thea?	There is something evil about her.
i will be glad to leave this island. it has too much of that old dark world about it. i will be glad to leave it and that girl	Thea?
it doesn't seem to bother you much, general.	I will be glad to leave this island. It has too much of that old dark world about it. I will be glad to leave it and that girl
you are a happy man oliver. you have but one world to live in - the world of today. i have two worlds. i have that old dark world of peasant ignorance and superstition in which i was brought up and a new world which the army gave me  a world of mathematics, gun ranges,logistics, tactics, strategy.	It doesn't seem to bother you much, General.
she is not there. the coffin is gone.	Maybe you've got the wrong crypt  after all it's twenty years when you wore last here.
there's no one there - nothing but the caves and the dead.	I'll only go as far as the shore and wait for you.
do you mind if i go with you?	There's no one there - nothing but the caves and the dead.
i heard the same sound at ladysmith, at nukden, port arthur.  what do you expect after a battle?	You were at those battles as a spectator   I wonder if you can think what that sound might mean to me  those men out there  dead or dying  by my order -- because I willed it so.
you know that sound, oliver?	I heard the same sound at Ladysmith, at Nukden, Port Arthur.  What do you expect after a battle?
hero?	In the New York Morning Globe, the man who wins victory is always a hero. -
why not take the doctor's advice? you're the hero of the battle of corphon.	Hero?
let me tell him. when he knows you are his child, he'll forget these insane notions -	No -- you musn't. He thinks I've bewitched you. He won't believe it - he'll hate me even more! My only chance is to stay away from him.
for a moment, when he looked at me so sadly, i felt that i had wronged him. but then --	Let me tell him. When he knows you are his child, he'll forget these insane notions -
because she loved him.  i know him, thea. believe me, he is not a cruel man.	For a moment, when he looked at me so sadly, I felt that I had wronged him. But then --
i don't think so, thea. he has spoken of your mother. i don't believe he knows you are his daughter.	Then why does he persecute me? My family told me what kind of man he is, how he stole my mother and then abandoned her --
it is for that he hates me.	I don't think so, Thea. He has spoken of your mother. I don't believe he knows you are his daughter.
thea, what is this? what are you trying to tell me? "he stole your mother" -	It is for that he hates me.
it is more than a feud between two families. he stole my mother away from her people.	Thea, what is this? What are you trying to tell me? "He stole your mother" -
i knew that feuds still went on, but i didn't think people like you and the general would be involved.	It is more than a feud between two families. He stole my mother away from her people.
he hates all my race.	I knew that feuds still went on, but I didn't think people like you and the General would be involved.
why in the world can't you?	He hates all my race.
i can't.	Why in the world can't you?
well, tell, him.	I can't.
he keeps asking for the name of my father and mother.	Well, tell, him.
oh, that vrykolaka business. you mustn't be too angry with him, thea. he's an old man and now with all this trouble  the disappointment in not being able to lead his own army to victory -- cooped up here waiting for death - naturally his mind goes back to the things he believed when he was an ignorant lad in some mountain village.	He keeps asking for the name of my father and mother.
the general threatened me.	Oh, that Vrykolaka business. You mustn't be too angry with him, Thea. He's an old man and now with all this trouble  the disappointment in not being able to lead his own army to victory -- cooped up here waiting for death - naturally his mind goes back to the things he believed when he was an ignorant lad in some mountain village.
thea, what's wrong?	The General threatened me.
please.. you shouldn't laugh --	You see? Thea believes it, too!
sometimes when he looks at me in that strange way, i'm afraid of him.	Don't let it trouble you. He's an old man and these last few days have been a terrible strain on him. He won't harm you.
what's bothering you, thea? is it the general?	Sometimes when he looks at me in that strange way, I'm afraid of him.
everything's so simple. i like you.	What's bothering you, Thea? Is it the General?
i don't know. everything's so mixed up --	Everything's so simple. I like you.
you're crying. why?	I don't know. Everything's so mixed up --
mr. potter, what makes you such a hard-skulled character? you have no family  no children. you can't begin to spend all the money you've got.	So I suppose I should give it to miserable failures like you and that idiot brother of yours to spend for me.
well, all right . . .	Mr. Potter, what makes you such a hard-skulled character? You have no family  no children. You can't begin to spend all the money you've got.
are you running a business or a charity ward?	Well, all right . . .
but they're somebody's children.	Are you running a business or a charity ward?
then foreclose!	I can't do that. These families have children.
times are bad, mr. potter. a lot of these people are out of work.	Then foreclose!
well, you're begging, and that's a whole lot worse.	All I'm asking is thirty days more . . .
i'm not crying, mr. potter.	Well, you're begging, and that's a whole lot worse.
hurry up . . . hurry up . . . hurry up.	I'm hurrying.
all right  all right.	Hurry up . . . hurry up . . . hurry up.
get that ladder up here.	All right  all right.
the groom, idiot. come on, get that ladder.	Get that ladder up here.
who?	The groom, idiot. Come on, get that ladder.
come on, we got to get this up. he's coming.	Who?
how would you like to get a ticket next week? haven't you any romance in you?	Sure I have, but I got rid of it.
hey, this is the company's posters, and the company won't like this.	How would you like to get a ticket next week? Haven't you any romance in you?
know you? are you kiddin'? i've been looking all over town trying to find you. i saw your car piled into that tree down there, and i thought maybe . . . hey, your mouth's bleeding; are you sure you're all right?	What did . . .
don't . . . george?	Know you? Are you kiddin'? I've been looking all over town trying to find you. I saw your car piled into that tree down there, and I thought maybe . . . Hey, your mouth's bleeding; are you sure you're all right?
what the sam hill you yelling for, george?	Don't . . . George?
bert, now listen to me. ernie, will you take me over to my mother's house? bert, listen!  it's that fellow there  he says he's an angel  he's tried to hypnotize me.	I hate to do this, fella.
stand back.	Bert, what's happened to this house? Where's Mary? Where's my kids?
bert! thank heaven you're here!	Stand back.
all right, put up your hands. no fast moves. come on out here, both of you.	Bert! Thank heaven you're here!
george . . .	Ernie, I'm a rich tourist today. How about driving me home in style?
yeah, very funny.	Well . . .  . . . now, come right in here, Mr. Carter.
good year? well, between you and me, mr. carter, we're broke.	Yeah, very funny.
well, i guess they do those things. well, i trust you had a good year.	Good year? Well, between you and me, Mr. Carter, we're broke.
we're all excited around here.  my brother just got the congressional medal of honor. the president just decorated him.	Well, I guess they do those things. Well, I trust you had a good year.
merry christmas.	We're all excited around here.  My brother just got the Congressional Medal of Honor. The President just decorated him.
mr. carter, merry christmas.	Merry Christmas.
carter  bank examiner.	Mr. Carter, Merry Christmas.
good morning, sir.	Carter  bank examiner.
she's . . .	Where is she?
if you know where she is, tell me where my wife is.	I'm not supposed to tell.
i . . .	If you know where she is, tell me where my wife is.
i don't know how you know these things, but tell me  where is she?	I . . .
oh, well, i can't . . .	I don't know how you know these things, but tell me  where is she?
where's mary?	Oh, well, I can't . . .
yes, george?	Where's Mary?
clarence . . .	Yes, George?
are you sure this is bailey park?	Oh, I'm not sure of anything anymore. All I know is this should be Bailey Park. But where are the houses?
sure i know where he lives. he lives in bailey park.	Are you sure this is Bailey Park?
you know where he lives?	Sure I know where he lives. He lives in Bailey Park.
what?	Zuzu's petals.
there is no george bailey. you have no papers, no cards, no driver's license, no 4-f card, no insurance policy . . .	What?
what do you mean, no identity? my name's george bailey.	There is no George Bailey. You have no papers, no cards, no driver's license, no 4-F card, no insurance policy . . .
you're nobody. you have no identity.	What do you mean, no identity? My name's George Bailey.
then if i wasn't born, who am i?	You're nobody. You have no identity.
don't you understand, george? it's because you were not born.	Then if I wasn't born, who am I?
well then, why am i seeing all these strange things?	Don't you understand, George? It's because you were not born.
no, of course not.	Well then, why am I seeing all these strange things?
yeah, yeah, i know. you told me that. what else are you? what . . . are you a hypnotist?	No, of course not.
what do you mean, i wasn't there? i remember distinctly . . .	Yeah, yeah, I know. You told me that. What else are you? What . . . are you a hypnotist?
you see, george, you were not there to stop gower from putting that poison into the . . .	What do you mean, I wasn't there? I remember distinctly . . .
look, i think maybe you better not mention getting your wings around here.	Why? Don't they believe in angels?
every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings.	Look, I think maybe you better not mention getting your wings around here.
made what?	Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings.
oh-oh. somebody's just made it.	Made what?
no wonder you jumped in the river.	I jumped in the river to save you so I could get my wings.
no.	No wonder you jumped in the river.
you don't huh? well, you got any money?	No.
no.	You don't huh? Well, you got any money?
oh, yeah. hey, little fellow  you worry me. you got someplace to sleep?	No.
you'll see a lot of strange things from now on.	Oh, yeah. Hey, little fellow  you worry me. You got someplace to sleep?
what's the matter with him. i never saw nick act like that before.	You'll see a lot of strange things from now on.
it isn't me!	Well, maybe I left the car up at Martini's. Well, come on, Gabriel.
oh, i don't know. either i'm off my nut, or he is . . .  . . . or you are!	It isn't me!
you have no car.	Well, I had a car, and it was right here. I guess somebody moved it.
i can't fly. i haven't got any wings.	You haven't got your wings. Yeah, that's right.
it's stopped snowing out, hasn't it? what's happened here?  come on, soon as these clothes of ours are dry . . .	Our clothes are dry.
well, that's the doggonedest thing . . . i haven't heard anything out of that ear since i was a kid. must have been that jump in the cold water.	Your lip's stopped bleeding, too, George.
what did you say?	You've never been born. You don't exist. You haven't a care in the world.
oh, you mustn't say things like that. you . . .  . . . wait a minute. wait a minute. that's an idea.  what do you think? yeah, that'll do it. all right.  you've got your wish. you've never been born.	What did you say?
i said i wish i'd never been born.	Oh, you mustn't say things like that. You . . .  . . . wait a minute. Wait a minute. That's an idea.  What do you think? Yeah, that'll do it. All right.  You've got your wish. You've never been born.
what'd you say?	I said I wish I'd never been born.
i found it out a little late. i'm worth more dead than alive.	Now look, you mustn't talk like that. I won't get my wings with that attitude. You just don't know all that you've done. If it hadn't been for you . . .
oh, tut, tut, tut.	I found it out a little late. I'm worth more dead than alive.
oh, that's right, i keep forgetting. comes in pretty handy down here, bub.	Oh, tut, tut, tut.
oh, no, no. we don't use money in heaven.	Oh, that's right, I keep forgetting. Comes in pretty handy down here, bub.
only one way you can help me. you don't happen to have eight thousand bucks on you?	Oh, no, no. We don't use money in Heaven.
by letting me help you.	Only one way you can help me. You don't happen to have eight thousand bucks on you?
oh, i've got to earn them, and you'll help me, won't you?	By letting me help you.
i don't know whether i like it very much being seen around with an angel without any wings.	Oh, I've got to earn them, and you'll help me, won't you?
i haven't won my wings yet. that's why i'm an angel second class.	I don't know whether I like it very much being seen around with an angel without any wings.
well, you look about like the kind of an angel i'd get. sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? what happened to your wings?	I haven't won my wings yet. That's why I'm an angel Second Class.
i told you  i'm your guardian angel. i know everything about you.	Well, you look about like the kind of an angel I'd get. Sort of a fallen angel, aren't you? What happened to your wings?
ridiculous of you to think of killing yourself for money. eight thousand dollars.	I told you  I'm your guardian angel. I know everything about you.
i wouldn't be a bit surprised.	Ridiculous of you to think of killing yourself for money. Eight thousand dollars.
that's what i was sent down for. i'm your guardian angel.	I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
odbody . . . a-s-2. what's that a-s-2?	Angel, Second Class.
clarence odbody, a-s-2.	Odbody . . . A-S-2. What's that A-S-2?
well, who are you, then?	Clarence Odbody, A-S-2.
oh, no.	Well, who are you, then?
what are you, a mind reader or something?	Oh, no.
oh, i know all about you. i've watched you grow up from a little boy.	What are you, a mind reader or something?
go through with what?	Suicide.
well, i did, didn't i? you didn't go through with it, did you?	Go through with what?
you what? to save me?	Well, I did, didn't I? You didn't go through with it, did you?
. . . two of them as they were about to crash into a transport full of soldiers.	Yes, but George . . .
now, you've probably already guessed that george never leaves bedford falls.	No!
that's right. not only that, but he gave his school money to his brother harry, and sent him to college. harry became a football star  made second team all american.	Yes, but what happened to George?
i know. i know. he didn't go.	That's right. Not only that, but he gave his school money to his brother Harry, and sent him to college. Harry became a football star  made second team All American.
did he ever marry the girl? did he ever go exploring?	Well, wait and see.
not a soul.	Did he ever marry the girl? Did he ever go exploring?
it's a good face. i like it. i like george bailey. tell me, did he ever tell anyone about the pills?	Not a soul.
that's the kid.	It's a good face. I like it. I like George Bailey. Tell me, did he ever tell anyone about the pills?
oh, you mean the kid that had his ears slapped back by the druggist.	That's the kid.
george bailey.	Oh, you mean the kid that had his ears slapped back by the druggist.
who is it?	George Bailey.
i want you to take a good look at that face.	Who is it?
what did you stop it for?	I want you to take a good look at that face.
a boy?	That's him when he was twelve, back in 1919. Something happens here you'll have to remember later on.
that's your problem, george bailey.	A boy?
hey, who's that?	That's your problem, George Bailey.
oh, wonderful!	Hey, who's that?
if you ever get your wings, you'll see all by yourself.	Oh, wonderful!
why, yes. this is amazing.	If you ever get your wings, you'll see all by yourself.
oh, i forgot. you haven't got your wings yet. now look, i'll help you out. concentrate. begin to see something?	Why, yes. This is amazing.
where? i don't see a thing.	Oh, I forgot. You haven't got your wings yet. Now look, I'll help you out. Concentrate. Begin to see something?
well, keep your eyes open. see the town?	Where? I don't see a thing.
well, naturally. of course.	Well, keep your eyes open. See the town?
if you're going to help a man, you want to know something about him, don't you?	Well, naturally. Of course.
sit down? what are . . .	If you're going to help a man, you want to know something about him, don't you?
poor george . . . sit down.	Sit down? What are . . .
oh, thank you, sir. thank you.	Poor George . . . Sit down.
clarence, you do a good job with george bailey, and you'll get your wings.	Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you.
the adventures of tom sawyer.	Clarence, you do a good job with George Bailey, and you'll get your wings.
what's that book you've got there?	The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
sir . . . if i should accomplish this mission  i mean  might i perhaps win my wings? i've been waiting for over two hundred years now, sir  and people are beginning to talk.	What's that book you've got there?
you will spend that hour getting acquainted with george bailey.	Sir . . . If I should accomplish this mission  I mean  might I perhaps win my wings? I've been waiting for over two hundred years now, sir  and people are beginning to talk.
oh, dear, dear! his life! then i've only got an hour to dress. what are they wearing now?	You will spend that hour getting acquainted with George Bailey.
no, worse. he's discouraged. at exactly ten-forty-five pm tonight, earth time, that man will be thinking seriously of throwing away god's greatest gift.	Oh, dear, dear! His life! Then I've only got an hour to dress. What are they wearing now?
splendid! is he sick?	No, worse. He's discouraged. At exactly ten-forty-five PM tonight, Earth time, that man will be thinking seriously of throwing away God's greatest gift.
yes, clarence. a man down on earth needs our help.	Splendid! Is he sick?
you sent for me, sir?	Yes, Clarence. A man down on earth needs our help.
i know. i know.	I know that girl!
hey, violet!  hey, listen  that's violet bick!	I know. I know.
they went out of business years ago.	Hey, Violet!  Hey, listen  that's Violet Bick!
the bailey building and loan. it was up there.	They went out of business years ago.
the building and what?	The Bailey Building and Loan. It was up there.
hey . . . hey. where did the building and loan move to?	The Building and what?
oh, no! but, uncle billy . . .	You can keep him on. That's all right. As secretary you can hire anyone you like.
that's the best part of it. they've appointed george here as executive secretary to take his father's place.	Oh, no! But, Uncle Billy . . .
what's that?	That's the best part of it. They've appointed George here as executive secretary to take his father's place.
thank you very much.	It was his faith and devotion that are responsible for this organization.
thanks.	Now we come to the real purpose of this meeting  to appoint a successor to our dear friend, Peter Bailey.
i want the board to know that george gave up his trip to europe to help straighten things out here these past few months. good luck to you at school, george.	Thanks.
of course it's the place.	Well, this house ain't been lived in for twenty years.
is this the place?	Of course it's the place.
okay. just step on it. just get me home.	Is this the place?
look, bud, what's the idea? i live in a shack in potter's field and my wife ran away three years ago and took the kid . . . and i ain't never seen you before in my life.	Okay. Just step on it. Just get me home.
yeah  yeah  hurry up. zuzu's sick.	All right.
okay. three-twenty sycamore? . . .	Yeah  yeah  hurry up. Zuzu's sick.
aw, now, doggone it, ernie, don't you start pulling that stuff. you know where i live. three-twenty sycamore. now hurry up.	Okay. Three-twenty Sycamore? . . .
bert, the cop, sent this over. he said to float away to happy land on the bubbles.	Oh, look at this. Champagne!
hey, look! somebody's driving this cab.	Bert, the cop, sent this over. He said to float away to Happy Land on the bubbles.
if either of you two see a stranger around here, it's me.	Hey, look! Somebody's driving this cab.
hiya, george!	Hi, Bert.
hey, ernie!	Hiya, George!
joseph, now show him what happened today.	Yes, sir.
on v-j day he wept and prayed again.	Joseph, now show him what happened today.
because, you know, sir, he's got the i.q. of a rabbit.	Yes, but he's got the faith of a child  simple. Joseph, send for Clarence.
oh  clarence. hasn't got his wings yet, has he? we've passed him up right along.	Because, you know, sir, he's got the I.Q. of a rabbit.
that's why i came to see you, sir. it's that clock-maker's turn again.	Oh  Clarence. Hasn't got his wings yet, has he? We've passed him up right along.
george bailey. yes, tonight's his crucial night. you're right, we'll have to send someone down immediately. whose turn is it?	That's why I came to see you, sir. It's that clock-maker's turn again.
looks like we'll have to send someone down  a lot of people are asking for help for a man named george bailey.	George Bailey. Yes, tonight's his crucial night. You're right, we'll have to send someone down immediately. Whose turn is it?
hello, joseph, trouble?	Looks like we'll have to send someone down  a lot of people are asking for help for a man named George Bailey.
today, over at the house.	That's a lie. He's been in the insane asylum ever since he lost his business. And if you ask me, that's where you belong.
when'd you see him last?	Today, over at the house.
well, sure i do.	When'd you see him last?
get over what? i don't take in strangers unless they're sent here by somebody i know.	Well, sure I do.
oh, mother, mother, please help me. something terrible's happened to me. i don't know what it is. something's happened to everybody. please let me come in. keep me here until i get over it.	Get over what? I don't take in strangers unless they're sent here by somebody I know.
mother . . .	Mother? What do you want?
well?	Mother . . .
zuzu  zuzu. my little gingersnap! how do you feel?	Fine.
daddy!	Zuzu  Zuzu. My little gingersnap! How do you feel?
it will?	Uh-huh.
i know  i know, but you just go to sleep, and then you can dream about it, and it'll be a whole garden.	It will?
i'm not sleepy. i want to look at my flower.	I know  I know, but you just go to sleep, and then you can dream about it, and it'll be a whole garden.
will you try to get some sleep?	I'm not sleepy. I want to look at my flower.
what?	Will you try to get some sleep?
there it is, good as new.	Give the flower a drink.
yeah, all right. now, i'll paste this together.	There it is, good as new.
look, daddy . . . paste it.	Yeah, all right. Now, I'll paste this together.
all right, all right. here, give daddy the flower. i'll give it a drink.	Look, Daddy . . . paste it.
want to give my flower a drink.	All right, all right. Here, give Daddy the flower. I'll give it a drink.
wait now. where do you think you're going?	Want to give my flower a drink.
i won a flower.	Wait now. Where do you think you're going?
well, what happened to you?	I won a flower.
hi, daddy.	Well, what happened to you?
so long, george. see you in the funny papers.	Goodbye, Sam.
oh, now, don't rub it in.	I'm not rubbing it in. Well, I guess we better run along.
still got the nose to the old grindstone, eh? jane, i offered to let george in on the ground floor in plastics, and he turned me down cold.	Oh, now, don't rub it in.
oh, i'm afraid i couldn't get away, sam.	Still got the nose to the old grindstone, eh? Jane, I offered to let George in on the ground floor in plastics, and he turned me down cold.
we just stopped in town to take a look at the new factory, and then we're going to drive on down to florida.	Oh . . .
hee-haw!	Hee-haw!
yeah  old joe college wainwright, they call me. well, freshman, looks like you're going to make it after all.	Yep.
old college graduate now, huh?	Yeah  old Joe College Wainwright, they call me. Well, freshman, looks like you're going to make it after all.
oh, this afternoon. i thought i'd give the kids a treat.	Old college graduate now, huh?
oh, oh. sam wainwright! how are you? when did you get here?	Oh, this afternoon. I thought I'd give the kids a treat.
i'm working across on a cattle boat.	A cattle boat?
what boat you sailing on?	I'm working across on a cattle boat.
no charge.	That's my trick ear, Joe. It sounded as if you said no charge.
now you're talkin'. gee whiz, i could use this as a raft in case the boat sunk. how much does this cost?	No charge.
i see, a flying carpet, huh? i don't suppose you'd like this old second-hand job, would you?	Now you're talkin'. Gee whiz, I could use this as a raft in case the boat sunk. How much does this cost?
big  see! i don't want one for one night. i want something for a thousand and one nights, with plenty of room for labels from italy and baghdad, samarkand . . . a great big one.	I see, a flying carpet, huh? I don't suppose you'd like this old second-hand job, would you?
i'm all right.	Please don't go away  please!
oh, no  you don't feel so good.	I'm all right.
i'm all right.	Oh, no  you don't feel so good.
oh, no, please, don't go out this way, mr. bailey.	I'm all right.
oh  welch. that's what i get for praying.	The last time he come in here. You hear that, Nick?
he's gone. don't worry. his name is welch. he don't come in to my place no more.	Oh  Welch. That's what I get for praying.
goodbye, everybody!	All in . . .
what's that?	I own the house. Me, Giuseppe Martini. I own my own house. No more we live like pigs in thisa Potter's Field. Hurry, Maria.
oh, george!	Now, if you'll just point me in the right direction . . . This direction?  Good night, Mrs. Bailey.
well, here's your hat, what's your hurry? all right, mother, old building and loan pal, i think i'll go out and find a girl and do a little passionate necking.	Oh, George!
uh-huh.	Well, here's your hat, what's your hurry? All right, Mother, old Building and Loan pal, I think I'll go out and find a girl and do a little passionate necking.
mother, you know, i can see right through you  right back to your back collar button . . . trying to get rid of me, huh?	Uh-huh.
and all's fair in love and war?	Mother, you know, I can see right through you  right back to your back collar button . . . trying to get rid of me, huh?
and besides, sam wainwright's away in new york, and you're here in bedford falls.	And all's fair in love and war?
oh . . .	And besides, Sam Wainwright's away in New York, and you're here in Bedford Falls.
well, i've got eyes, haven't i? why, she lights up like a firefly whenever you're around.	Oh . . .
well then, how do you know?	Well, I've got eyes, haven't I? Why, she lights up like a firefly whenever you're around.
no.	Well then, how do you know?
well, how do you know? did she discuss it with you?	No.
well, she's not crazy about him.	Well, how do you know? Did she discuss it with you?
yes. sam's crazy about mary.	Well, she's not crazy about him.
hmmm?	Yes. Sam's crazy about Mary.
sure  sam wainwright.	Hmmm?
can you give me one good reason why you shouldn't call on mary?	Sure  Sam Wainwright.
hmmm . . .	Can you give me one good reason why you shouldn't call on Mary?
oh, stop that grunting.	Hmmm . . .
hmmm . . .	Oh, stop that grunting.
kind that will help you find the answers, george.	Hmmm . . .
hmmmm . . .	Kind that will help you find the answers, George.
nice girl, mary.	Hmmmm . . .
hmmmm . . .	Nice girl, Mary.
came back three days ago.	Hmmmm . . .
uh-huh.	Came back three days ago.
did you know that mary hatch is back from school?	Uh-huh.
keep him out of bedford falls, anyway.	Did you know that Mary Hatch is back from school?
looks like she can keep harry on his toes.	Keep him out of Bedford Falls, anyway.
she's swell.	Looks like she can keep Harry on his toes.
mr. gower! mr. gower! this is george bailey! don't you know me?	No. No.
oh, it's wonderful.	Hope you enjoy it.
aw, forget it.	Oh, it's wonderful.
mr. gower . . . mr. gower . . . thanks ever so much for the bag. it's just exactly what i wanted.	Aw, forget it.
mr. gower, i won't ever tell anyone. i know what you're feeling. i won't ever tell a soul. hope to die, i won't.	Oh, George.
don't hurt my ear again!	Mr. Gower, I won't ever tell anyone. I know what you're feeling. I won't ever tell a soul. Hope to die, I won't.
no . . . no . . . no. . .	Don't hurt my ear again!
aw, get going!	Yes, sir.
mr. gower, i think . . .	Aw, get going!
yes  charge.	Mr. Gower, I think . . .
is it a charge, sir?	Yes  charge.
ummmm . . .	Is it a charge, sir?
yes, sir. they have the diphtheria there, haven't they, sir?	Ummmm . . .
anything i can do back here?	No.
no.	Anything I can do back here?
mr. gower, do you want something . . . anything?	No.
you're not paid to be a canary.	No, sir.
yes, sir.	You're not paid to be a canary.
george! george!	Yes, sir.
well, nick, that's your name, isn't it?	What's that got to do with it? I don't know you from Adam's off ox.  Hey, you! Rummy! Come here! Come here!
look, nick. what's wrong?	Well, Nick, that's your name, isn't it?
that does it! out you two pixies go, through the door or out the window!	Look, Nick. What's wrong?
okay  all right. double bourbon, quick, huh?	Okay.  What's yours?
no, no, martini. your boss. where is he?	Okay  all right. Double bourbon, quick, huh?
you want a martini?	No, no, Martini. Your boss. Where is he?
yes, you bet.	Where's my insurance policy?  Oh, here . . .
i'm going to miss old annie. pop, i think i'll get dressed and go over to harry's party.	Have a good time, son.
this town is no place for any man unless he's willing to crawl to potter. you've got talent, son. you get yourself an education. then get out of here.	Pop, do you want a shock? I think you're a great guy.
you see what i mean, don't you, pop?	This town is no place for any man unless he's willing to crawl to Potter. You've got talent, son. You get yourself an education. Then get out of here.
yes . . . yes . . . you're right, son.	You see what I mean, don't you, Pop?
oh, now, pop, i couldn't. i couldn't face being cooped up for the rest of my life in a shabby little office.	Yes . . . Yes . . . You're right, son.
i know it's soon to talk about it.	Oh, now, Pop, I couldn't. I couldn't face being cooped up for the rest of my life in a shabby little office.
still after that first million before you're thirty.	No, I'll settle for half that in cash.
oh, well, you know what i've always talked about  build things . . . design new buildings  plan modern cities  all that stuff i was talking about.	Still after that first million before you're thirty.
i say, maybe you were born older. i suppose you've decided what you're going to do when you get out of college.	Oh, well, you know what I've always talked about  build things . . . design new buildings  plan modern cities  all that stuff I was talking about.
how's that?	I say, maybe you were born older. I suppose you've decided what you're going to do when you get out of college.
maybe you were born older, george.	How's that?
well, no younger than i was.	Maybe you were born older, George.
he's pretty young for that job.	Well, no younger than I was.
we have that all figured out. you see, harry'll take my job at the building and loan, work there four years, then he'll go.	He's pretty young for that job.
pretty much. you know, george, wish we could send harry to college with you. your mother and i talked it over half the night.	We have that all figured out. You see, Harry'll take my job at the Building and Loan, work there four years, then he'll go.
father, did i act like that when i graduated from high school?	Pretty much. You know, George, wish we could send Harry to college with you. Your mother and I talked it over half the night.
i wonder what's eating that old money-grubbing buzzard anyway?	Oh, he's a sick man. Frustrated and sick. Sick in his mind, sick in his soul, if he has one. Hates everybody that has anything that he can't have. Hates us mostly, I guess.
i thought when we put him on the board of directors, he'd ease up on us a little bit.	I wonder what's eating that old money-grubbing buzzard anyway?
oh . . .	I thought when we put him on the Board of Directors, he'd ease up on us a little bit.
oh, i had another tussle with potter today.	Oh . . .
i'm going to miss you, too, pop. what's the matter? you look tired.	Oh, I had another tussle with Potter today.
hope you have a good trip, george. uncle billy and i are going to miss you.	I'm going to miss you, too, Pop. What's the matter? You look tired.
hello, george, how are you?	Harry . . . Harry . . .
she's home cooking the fatted calf. come on, let's go.	Oh, wait. Wait . . . Wait a minute.
say, where's mother?	She's home cooking the fatted calf. Come on, let's go.
oh, am i glad to see you.	Say, where's Mother?
come on, george, let's hurry.	Did you get a doctor?
mary . . . mary, i'm sorry. i've got to go.	Come on, George, let's hurry.
couldn't want a better death. lots of pretty girls, and we're going to use that new floor of yours tonight, too.	I hope it works.
what do you mean, and be bored to death?	Couldn't want a better death. Lots of pretty girls, and we're going to use that new floor of yours tonight, too.
got a match?	Very funny. Very funny.
oh . . . me? oh, well, i feel funny enough already, with all these kids.	Aw, come on. Be a sport. Just dance with her one time and you'll give her the thrill of her life.
well, you remember my kid sister, mary?	Oh, yeah, yeah.
what's that?	Well, you remember my kid sister, Mary?
do me a favor, will you, george?	What's that?
hiya, marty. well, it's old home week.	Do me a favor, will you, George?
george.	Hiya, Marty. Well, it's old home week.
violet bick!	I'm not going to go, George. I changed my mind.
yeah  yeah . . . sure i will.	Now, let's hear from you . . .
say hello to new york for me.	Yeah  yeah . . . sure I will.
i know, but . . .	What do you want to do, hock your furs, and that hat? Want to walk to New York? You know, they charge for meals and rent up there just the same as they do in Bedford Falls.
here, now, you're broke, aren't you?	I know, but . . .
no, george, don't . . .	Here, now, you're broke, aren't you?
george, can i see you for a second?	Why, of course you can. Come on in the office here.
huh?	Then we can go up to the falls. It's beautiful up there in the moonlight, and there's a green pool up there, and we can swim in it. Then we can climb Mt. Bedford, and smell the pines, and watch the sunrise against the peaks, and . . . we'll stay up there the whole night, and everybody'll be talking and there'll be a terrific scandal . . .
let's go out in the fields and take off our shoes and walk through the grass.	Huh?
where are you going?	Oh, I'll probably end up down at the library.
nothing.	Where are you going?
what gives?	Nothing.
hello, vi.	What gives?
hello, georgie-porgie.	Hello, Vi.
hello, violet.	Hello, what am I bid?
hey, george . . .	Hello, Violet.
good afternoon, mr. bailey.	Hello, Violet. Hey, you look good. That's some dress you got on there.
two cents worth of shoelaces?	She was here first.
and did you put the envelope in your pocket?	Yeah . . yeah . . . maybe . . . maybe . . .
this way.	And did you put the envelope in your pocket?
all right. all right. now we'll go over every step you took since you left the house.	This way.
nothing. not even a stick of gum.	All right. All right. Now we'll go over every step you took since you left the house.
now look, did you buy anything?	Nothing. Not even a stick of gum.
get a tray for these great big important simoleons.	We'll save them for seed. A toast!
those rockefellers!	Get a tray for these great big important simoleons.
george, was it a nice wedding? gosh, i wanted to be there.	Yeah . . .  . . . you can take this one off now.
yes, hello? george . . . it's potter.	Hello?
the whole town's gone crazy.	Yes, hello? George . . . it's Potter.
and then i got scared, george, and closed the doors. i . . . i . . . i . . .	The whole town's gone crazy.
holy mackerel!	And then I got scared, George, and closed the doors. I . . . I . . . I . . .
every cent of it, and it still was less than we owe.	Holy mackerel!
all of it?	Every cent of it, and it still was less than we owe.
about an hour ago. i had to hand over all our cash.	All of it?
when?	About an hour ago. I had to hand over all our cash.
how does anything like this ever start? all i know is the bank called our loan.	When?
all right now, what happened? how did it start?	How does anything like this ever start? All I know is the bank called our loan.
i just did, but they said you left. this is a pickle, george, this is a pickle.	All right now, what happened? How did it start?
why didn't you call me?	I just did, but they said you left. This is a pickle, George, this is a pickle.
what is this, uncle billy? a holiday?	George . . .
now you just turn this way and go right straight down.	That way, huh?
old building and loan pal, huh . . .	Now you just turn this way and go right straight down.
right down here.	Old Building and Loan pal, huh . . .
oh, thank you, george, old boy, old boy. now, look  if you'll point me in the right direction . . . would you do that? george?	Right down here.
well, what do you know  wife.	Well, how do you do. Congratulations. Congratulations. What am I doing?
hello.	How do you do.
no, no, no, no! anchor chains, plane motors, and train whistles.	Peanut?
uh-huh. breakfast is served; lunch is served; dinner . . .	No, no, no, no! Anchor chains, plane motors, and train whistles.
it's important.	There's a squall in there that's shapin' up into a storm.
some other time, george.	It's important.
got to see pop, uncle billy.	Some other time, George.
avast, there, captain cook! where you headin'?	Got to see Pop, Uncle Billy.
yes . . . how much is your equity in it?	Five hundred dollars.
they don't have that kind of money, mr. potter. you know that. you're the only one in town that can help me.	I see. I've suddenly become quite important. What kind of security would I have, George? Have you got any stocks?
well, what about all your other friends?	They don't have that kind of money, Mr. Potter. You know that. You're the only one in town that can help me.
i can't get hold of him. he's in europe.	Well, what about all your other friends?
not that it makes any difference to me, but why did you come to me? why don't you go to sam wainwright and ask him for the money?	I can't get hold of him. He's in Europe.
what is it  a woman, then? you know, it's all over town that you've been giving money to violet bick.	Not that it makes any difference to me, but why did you come to me? Why don't you go to Sam Wainwright and ask him for the money?
no, sir. no, sir. i haven't.	What is it  a woman, then? You know, it's all over town that you've been giving money to Violet Bick.
no, sir. i didn't want the publicity. harry's homecoming tomorrow . . .	No, sir. No, sir. I haven't.
have you notified the police?	No, sir. I didn't want the publicity. Harry's homecoming tomorrow . . .
yes, sir.	Have you notified the police?
in the meantime, i'll draw up the papers.	All right, sir.
i'd like to do that.	In the meantime, I'll draw up the papers.
sure, sure, sure. you go on home and talk about it to your wife.	I'd like to do that.
well, mr. potter, i . . . i . . . i know i ought to jump at the chance, but i . . . i just . . . i wonder if it would be possible for you to give me twenty-four hours to think it over?	Sure, sure, sure. You go on home and talk about it to your wife.
oh, confound it, man, are you afraid of success? i'm offering you a three year contract at twenty thousand dollars a year, starting today. is it a deal or isn't it?	Well, Mr. Potter, I . . . I . . . I know I ought to jump at the chance, but I . . . I just . . . I wonder if it would be possible for you to give me twenty-four hours to think it over?
well, what about the building and loan?	Oh, confound it, man, are you afraid of success? I'm offering you a three year contract at twenty thousand dollars a year, starting today. Is it a deal or isn't it?
oh, yes, george bailey. whose ship has just come in  providing he has brains enough to climb aboard.	Well, what about the Building and Loan?
would i?  you're not talking to somebody else around here, are you? you know, this is me, you remember me? george bailey.	Oh, yes, George Bailey. Whose ship has just come in  providing he has brains enough to climb aboard.
you wouldn't mind living in the nicest house in town, buying your wife a lot of fine clothes, a couple of business trips to new york a year, maybe once in a while europe. you wouldn't mind that, would you, george?	Would I?  You're not talking to somebody else around here, are you? You know, this is me, you remember me? George Bailey.
yes. well, most people say you stole all the rest.	The envious ones say that, George, the suckers. Now, I have stated my side very frankly. Now, let's look at your side. Young man, twenty-seven, twenty-eight . . . married, making, say . . . forty a week.
you like it? i'll send you a box.	Yes. Well, most people say you stole all the rest.
thank you, sir. quite a cigar, mr. potter.	You like it? I'll send you a box.
i'm not interested in your book. i'm talking about the building and loan.	I know very well what you're talking about. You're talking about something you can't get your fingers on, and it's galling you. That's what you're talking about, I know.  Well, I've said too much. I . . . You're the Board here. You do what you want with this thing. Just one thing more, though. This town needs this measly one-horse institution if only to have some place where people can come without crawling to Potter. Come on, Uncle Billy!
just a minute  just a minute. now, hold on, mr. potter. you're right when you say my father was no business man. i know that. why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante building and loan, i'll never know. but neither you nor anybody else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was . . . why, in the twenty-five years since he and uncle billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself. isn't that right, uncle billy? he didn't save enough money to send harry to school, let alone me. but he did help a few people get out of your slums, mr. potter. and what's wrong with that? why . . . here, you're all businessmen here. doesn't it make them better citizens? doesn't it make them better customers? you . . . you said . . . what'd you say just a minute ago? . . . they had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. wait! wait for what? until their children grow up and leave them? until they're so old and broken-down that they . . . do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? just remember this, mr. potter, that this rabble you're talking about . . . they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? anyway, my father didn't think so. people were human beings to him, but to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be!	I'm not interested in your book. I'm talking about the Building and Loan.
you see, if you shoot pool with some employee here, you can come and borrow money. what does that get us? a discontented, lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class. and all because a few starry-eyed dreamers like peter bailey stir them up and fill their heads with a lot of impossible ideas. now, i say . . .	Just a minute  just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no business man. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anybody else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was . . . Why, in the twenty-five years since he and Uncle Billy started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry to school, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter. And what's wrong with that? Why . . . Here, you're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? You . . . you said . . . What'd you say just a minute ago? . . . They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait! Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken-down that they . . . Do you know how long it takes a working man to save five thousand dollars? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about . . . they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him, but to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well, in my book he died a much richer man than you'll ever be!
yes, sir.	You see, if you shoot pool with some employee here, you can come and borrow money. What does that get us? A discontented, lazy rabble instead of a thrifty working class. And all because a few starry-eyed dreamers like Peter Bailey stir them up and fill their heads with a lot of impossible ideas. Now, I say . . .
pop!	They're not my children.
pop!	Have you put any real pressure on those people of yours to pay those mortgages?
money? yeah . . . well, a little.	Well, now listen. I want you to put every cent you've got into our stock, you hear? And George, I may have a job for you; that is, unless you're still married to that broken-down Building and Loan. This is the biggest thing since radio, and I'm letting you in on the ground floor. Oh, Mary . . . Mary . . .
that so? well, i'll tell him. hey, that sounds great! oh, baby, i knew you'd come through. now, here's the point. mary, mary, you're in on this too. now listen. have you got any money?	Money? Yeah . . . well, a little.
oh, i don't know . . . why not right here? you remember that old tool and machinery works? you tell your father he can get that for a song. and all the labor he wants, too. half the town was thrown out of work when they closed down.	That so? Well, I'll tell him. Hey, that sounds great! Oh, baby, I knew you'd come through. Now, here's the point. Mary, Mary, you're in on this too. Now listen. Have you got any money?
well, why not? can you think of anything better?	Oh, I don't know . . . why not right here? You remember that old tool and machinery works? You tell your father he can get that for a song. And all the labor he wants, too. Half the town was thrown out of work when they closed down.
rochester? well, why rochester?	Well, why not? Can you think of anything better?
well, dad's snapped up the idea. he's going to build a factory outside of rochester. how do you like that?	Rochester? Well, why Rochester?
huh? yeah-yeah-yeah . . . soybeans. yeah.	Well, Dad's snapped up the idea. He's going to build a factory outside of Rochester. How do you like that?
i have a big deal coming up that's going to make us all rich. george, you remember that night in martini's bar when you told me you read someplace about making plastics out of soybeans?	Huh? Yeah-yeah-yeah . . . soybeans. Yeah.
you have no idea what's happened to me.	You have no idea what happened . . .
oh, george, george!	You have no idea what's happened to me.
mary! let me touch you! oh, you're real!	Oh, George, George!
oh, george, george, george.	Mary! Let me touch you! Oh, you're real!
george, darling! where have you been?	Oh, George, George, George.
mary! mary!	George, darling! Where have you been?
where're you going?	Going up to see Zuzu.
is she running a temperature? what is it?	Just a teensie one  ninety-nine, six. She'll be all right.
yes, i called him right away. he says it's nothing to worry about.	Is she running a temperature? What is it?
the doctor? was the doctor here?	Yes, I called him right away. He says it's nothing to worry about.
just a cold. the doctor says it's nothing serious.	The doctor? Was the doctor here?
what is it, a sore throat or what?	Just a cold. The doctor says it's nothing serious.
oh, she's got a cold. she's in bed. caught it coming home from school. they gave her a flower for a prize and she didn't want to crush it so she didn't button up her coat.	What is it, a sore throat or what?
zuzu! what's the matter with zuzu?	Oh, she's got a cold. She's in bed. Caught it coming home from school. They gave her a flower for a prize and she didn't want to crush it so she didn't button up her coat.
where's your coat and hat?	Left them at the office.
yeah, just started.	Where's your coat and hat?
is it snowing?	Yeah, just started.
george bailey lassos stork.	Lassos the stork! You mean you . . . What is it, a boy or a girl?
my baby.	George Bailey lassos stork.
you didn't even have a honeymoon. i promised you . . .  . . . your what?	My baby.
i didn't want to marry anybody else in town. i want my baby to look like you.	You didn't even have a honeymoon. I promised you . . .  . . . Your what?
you could have married sam wainwright or anybody else in town.	I didn't want to marry anybody else in town. I want my baby to look like you.
to keep from being an old maid.	You could have married Sam Wainwright or anybody else in town.
mary hatch, why in the world did you ever marry a guy like me?	To keep from being an old maid.
hi.	Mary Hatch, why in the world did you ever marry a guy like me?
hi.	Hi.
have fun.	Thanks for dropping around.
remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? this is what i wished for.	Darling, you're wonderful.
oh, mary . . .	Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for.
please, let's not stop, george.	I'll be back in a minute, Mary.
just a minute, dear. oh-oh . . .	Please, let's not stop, George.
after that, who cares?	That does it  come here.
i feel like a bootlegger's wife.  look!	You know what we're going to do? We're going to shoot the works. A whole week in New York. A whole week in Bermuda. The highest hotels  the oldest champagne  the richest caviar  the hottest music, and the prettiest wife!
where are we going?  look at this. there's the kitty, ernie. here, come on, count it, mary.	I feel like a bootlegger's wife.  Look!
george . . . george . . . george . . .	Mary . . .
oh, it's just marriage in general you're not enthusiastic about, huh?	No, marriage is all right for Harry, and Marty, and Sam and you.
well, of course i like her. she's a peach.	Oh, it's just marriage in general you're not enthusiastic about, huh?
don't you like her?	Well, of course I like her. She's a peach.
oh . . . yeah, yeah. that's all right.	Don't you like her?
well, i see it still smells like pine needles in here.	Thank you.
well, then, sit down.	Well, I see it still smells like pine needles in here.
no, i don't want to be rude.	Well, then, sit down.
would you rather leave?	No, I don't want to be rude.
all right, for a minute. i still can't understand it though. you know i didn't tell anybody i was coming here.	Would you rather leave?
it's all right. i thought you'd go back to new york like sam and ingie, and the rest of them.	Oh, I worked there for a couple of vacations, but I don't know . . . I guess I was homesick.
do you like it?	It's all right. I thought you'd go back to New York like Sam and Ingie, and the rest of them.
where'd you get that dress?	Do you like it?
tuesday.	Where'd you get that dress?
when did you get back?	Tuesday.
well, i'll come in for a minute, but i didn't tell anybody i was coming over here.	When did you get back?
well, are you coming in or aren't you?	Well, I'll come in for a minute, but I didn't tell anybody I was coming over here.
didn't you tell her?	I didn't tell anybody. I just went for a walk and happened to be passing by . . .
my mother just called you? well, how did she know?	Didn't you tell her?
about coming in. your mother just phoned and said you were on your way over to pay me a visit.	My mother just called you? Well, how did she know?
about what?	About coming in. Your mother just phoned and said you were on your way over to pay me a visit.
have you made up your mind?	About what?
how's that?	Have you made up your mind?
yeah, so i noticed. have you made up your mind?	How's that?
hello, mary. i just happened to be passing by.	Yeah, so I noticed. Have you made up your mind?
they're way downtown. they'd be on my side, too.	I'm going to scream!
ouch!	Gesundheit. This requires a little thought here.
i'll take it. and then what?	Well, then you could swallow it and it'd all dissolve, see? And the moonbeams'd shoot out of your fingers and your toes, and the ends of your hair.  Am I talking too much?
what is it you want, mary? what do you want? you want the moon? just say . . .	I'll take it. And then what?
if i told you it might not come true.	What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say . . .
come on, tell me.	If I told you it might not come true.
oh, no.	Come on, tell me.
what'd you wish, george?	Well, not just one wish. A whole hatful, Mary. I know what I'm going to do tomorrow and the next day and the next year and the year after that. I'm shaking the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm going to see the world. Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum. Then I'm coming back here and go to college and see what they know . . . and then I'm going to build things. I'm gonna build air fields. I'm gonna build skyscrapers a hundred stories high. I'm gonna build bridges a mile long . . .
i wouldn't live in it as a ghost. now watch . . . right on the second floor there.	What'd you wish, George?
uh-huh.	I wouldn't live in it as a ghost. Now watch . . . right on the second floor there.
in that place?	Uh-huh.
oh, no, george, don't. it's full of romance, that old place. i'd like to live in it.	In that place?
okay, then, i'll throw a rock at the old granville house.	Oh, no, don't. I love that old house.
ummmmm . . .	Okay, then, I'll throw a rock at the old Granville house.
you may kiss my hand.	Ummmmm . . .
your . . . your caboose, my lady.	You may kiss my hand.
too young or too old?	Oh, no. Just right. Your age fits you. Yes, sir, you look a little older without your clothes on.
eighteen? why, it was only last year you were seventeen.	Too young or too old?
eighteen.	Eighteen? Why, it was only last year you were seventeen.
i don't know. maybe i will say it. how old are you anyway?	Eighteen.
well, why don't you say it?	I don't know. Maybe I will say it. How old are you anyway?
i guess i'm not quite the football type. you . . . look wonderful. you know, if it wasn't me talking i'd say you were the prettiest girl in town.	Well, why don't you say it?
do i look as funny as you do?	I guess I'm not quite the football type. You . . . look wonderful. You know, if it wasn't me talking I'd say you were the prettiest girl in town.
hot dog! just like an organ.	Beautiful.
neither am i.	Okay  what can we lose?
i'm not very good at this.	Neither am I.
uh-huh.	Uh-uh. That was a little girl named Mary Hatch. That wasn't you.
me?	Uh-huh.
you've passed me on the street almost every day.	Me?
well, i don't.	You've passed me on the street almost every day.
hello. you look at me as if you didn't know me.	Well, I don't.
well, hello.	Hello. You look at me as if you didn't know me.
a new magazine! i never saw it before.	Of course you never. Only us explorers can get it. I've been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society.
you don't like coconuts! say, brainless, don't you know where coconuts come from? lookit here  from tahiti  fiji islands, the coral sea!	A new magazine! I never saw it before.
i don't like coconuts.	You don't like coconuts! Say, brainless, don't you know where coconuts come from? Lookit here  from Tahiti  Fiji Islands, the Coral Sea!
with coconuts?	I don't like coconuts.
i'll take chocolate.	With coconuts?
made up your mind yet?	I'll take chocolate.
put those things in the car and i'll get your tie and studs together.	Okay, Mom. You coming later? You coming later, George?
oh, mom  i'm chairman of the eats committee and we only need a couple of dozen.	Oh, no you don't. Harry, now, not my best Haviland.
what plates?	Oh, Mom  I'm chairman of the eats committee and we only need a couple of dozen.
pop, can i have the car? i'm going to take over a lot of plates and things.	What plates?
well, aren't you going to finish dressing for your graduation party? look at you.	I don't care. It's George's tux.
i've eaten.	Well, aren't you going to finish dressing for your graduation party? Look at you.
oh, you two idiots! george, sit down and have dinner.	I've eaten.
how about that one there?	Hmm? Well, I . . .
oh, shucks . . .	How about that one there?
well, then . . it's usually customary to bring the money with you.	Oh, shucks . . .
sure, sure i am.	Well, then . . it's usually customary to bring the money with you.
well, aren't you going to make a deposit?	Sure, sure I am.
what?	Well, aren't you going to make a deposit?
you forgot something.	What?
huh?	You forgot something.
i guess you forgot something.	Huh?
sure you do -- you win either way.	I'm supposed to.
i can't wait to get there.	But of course.
when do we get to the lighthouse?	Soon, dark eyes, soon.
so's mine.	When do we get to the lighthouse?
my hair's getting wet!	So's mine.
how fast is enough?	I want to go faster!
wheee!  faster!	How fast is enough?
great!  find one for me.	With butter, if they got any....
for me...?	What the hell.  For you....
come on, you guys.	Well, I don't know....
you can?	You going to the lighthouse?
with the right wind, 15-20 knots.	What?
how fast does this go?	With the right wind, 15-20 knots.
get on the rocks!	Swim for it!
easy, easy -- you'll swamp us!	Back down!
don't!	Stop paddling!
bring her to port a little.  that's it -- steady.	I think we're changing course a little.
it's okay, it's okay....	Sean!  Listen!  Listen to me, Sean.
what'd you do?  memorize the tide tables?	I can't help it  it sticks in my mind.
low tide at cable junction is 7:46 p.m.	What'd you do?  Memorize the tide tables?
someone pop your balloon?	No problem, no problem.
oh, shit.	Someone pop your balloon?
putz -- that won't be for hours.	I was counting on hours.
we better go back in.	It's not going to be easy.
your dad must be really pissed.	We better go back in.
turkeys!  eat wind!	Yee-hah!
shut up.	Okay, okay, don't say I didn't remind you.
i could give you a dozen good reasons.	Shut up.
why not?	I could give you a dozen good reasons.
yeah.	Then why are we futzing around the dock?  We can make a few bucks working at the beach.
if you're beached, why are we doing this?  for practice?	Yeah.
maybe by now they are.	They're moving pretty fast.
who's that?  quick -- i'm in love.	I hope that's the cousin.
no.	Good.  It's terrible.
is she responsible for the punch?	No.
yeah, it's her job.	Is she responsible for the punch?
what is it?	We're hung up on something.
why'd they decide to move?	Too hot in the lighthouse?
the lighthouse?	No big thing, we'll see who's out there, maybe picnic.
over here.  i want you to meet somebody.	Lucky.  Lucky, lucky, lucky.
shells and lobsters and stuff?	Mostly old garbage.  Today we found a '48 Hudson.
same as always -- glub-glub, bubble-bubble, stroke-stroke. there sure is some weird shit on the bottom of the ocean.	Shells and lobsters and stuff?
that's awful.	What the hell.  Did your mom put all this together?
they're okay, if they got little white canes and tin cups.	That's awful.
but the island!	The Shark.
but we had it!  we were headed right for it!	Shit.  Shit, shit, shit!
listen to andy, sean.	We're throwing a rope and you better catch it, hear?
goddamn it, sean, you listen to me or i will kick your ass, do you hear me?	Listen to Andy, Sean.
where're we going?	Oh, out a ways.  Maybe the lighthouse.
i don't know.	What the hell, we're steering for it.
throw it.	Sean!  Catch it!
as soon as you get us on the island, you got to call in.  my dad's the mayor....	There's a shark....
loser sails home alone.	You're betting what you already got.
coming up!  give way!	Like hell!  We're on the starboard tack!
we're carrying weight.	We'll take your supercargo.
we're hung up here.  snagged.	Can you get us a line?
sean!   catch the rope!	The rope!  The rope!
hey!	Over here!
how're we going to do that floating on this garbage...?	Anyone got another set of sails?
you coming up on him?	You bet.  Hang on....
want to talk about it?	Want to swim home?
let's just go sailing, okay?	Want to talk about it?
i thought you said she was going with us?	Let's just go sailing, okay?
coming up!	Gangway, Turkies!
it's still there!	I need a hand here....
what is it?  what's there?	It's still there!
no!  it's still there!	What is it?  What's there?
it's okay, it's okay.  what's the matter?  tina?  honey?  hey ---	No!  It's still there!
n-o-o-o-o-o-o....	It's okay, it's okay.  What's the matter?  Tina?  Honey?  Hey ---
tina!	N-o-o-o-o-o-o....
chief brody -- can we go?  please?	Oh, yeah.  Sure.
see where cable junction is?  look to the left.  the lighthouse.  that's it.	Got it.
never mind that shit.  just point.	See where Cable Junction is?  Look to the left.  The lighthouse.  That's it.
about 10 degrees off your star- board bow, take a heading leeward of sand island, and lay her north by northeast....	Never mind that shit.  Just point.
i'm going out there.	Hey -- you can't do that.
you're too close.  back off.	Goddamnit, Hendricks, untie the rope there.
untie that rope.	Please.  It's my job.
but i signed for the boat.  you' re not authorized any more.	Untie that rope.
mike's out there.	But I signed for the boat.  You' re not authorized any more.
i can't let you take her out.	You can't stop me.
how long ago?	About an hour, maybe two.  Let's see -- I came on about eight....
oh yeah -- i'm expecting a long distance call, very important. give them my home phone.	Right.
shit -- i'm late for dinner... close up, okay?	Oh yeah -- I'm expecting a long distance call, very important. Give them my home phone.
nine-thirty, ten maybe.	Shit -- I'm late for dinner... Close up, okay?
the drugstore's closed?  what the hell time is it?	Nine-thirty, ten maybe.
of course not,  they're closed. phil fogarty's place.  he'll do it for me.	The drugstore's closed?  What the hell time is it?
not the drugstore!	Of course not,  They're closed. Phil Fogarty's place.  He'll do it for me.
i know just where to go.	Not the drugstore!
you got it.	I know just where to go.
if there is, develop it!	You got it.
well, what the hell -- might be something worth seeing.  take it somewhere and see if there's film in it....	If there is, develop it!
that one -- from the wreck.  you brought it up, did you look inside it?	Well, what the hell -- might be something worth seeing.  Take it somewhere and see if there's film in it....
what camera?	That one -- from the wreck.  You brought it up, did you look inside it?
what about that camera?	What camera?
oh.	What about that camera?
the woman passenger on the boat that blew up.	Oh.
positive i.d.?	The woman passenger on the boat that blew up.
you didn't miss much.  christ, what a mess.	Positive I.D.?
i missed you at the funeral home. santos said you were here.	You didn't miss much.  Christ, what a mess.
in here.	I missed you at the funeral home. Santos said you were here.
chief?	In here.
we got a helluva tide this month.	Could you just keep that crowd back, please?
if i had a $100,000 boat, i sure as hell wouldn't leave it anchored alone in the channel.	If you had a $100,000 boat there'd be an investigation.
rich people.  home port is newport, rhode island.	If I had a $100,000 boat, I sure as hell wouldn't leave it anchored alone in the channel.
abandoned?  it's a little early in the season for that.	Rich people.  Home port is Newport, Rhode Island.
diver's camera.  tom andrews brought it up from under that abandoned cruiser.	Abandoned?  It's a little early in the season for that.
i just made it up.  it means, "get me out of there."  what the hell's that?	Diver's camera.  Tom Andrews brought it up from under that abandoned cruiser.
i never heard of a 908.	I just made it up.  It means, "Get me out of there."  What the hell's that?
hendricks.  i want to go over your reports and your form 908.	I never heard of a 908.
chief....	Hendricks.  I want to go over your reports and your Form 908.
happy to do it.	Then check it out.  I'll be in the office.
on your own time?	Happy to do it.
aren't you off-duty?	Till noon.  This is on my own time.  Hi, Shorty.
good morning!	Aren't you off-duty?
dad, i'm sorry....	Stay here.  Don't go anywhere. Just stay here.
sean's still out there.	What?
jesus, don't freeze on me.  what about the others?	Sean's still out there.
at least you're safe.  what about the others?	Jesus, don't freeze on me.  What about the others?
i passed out, but i'm okay.	At least you're safe.  What about the others?
pop.  i'm sorry.	It's okay.  What happened?
mike?  is that you?	Pop.  I'm sorry.
hey, come on....	No backtalk!  I spoke to Upton, at the beach, and he's got a job for you there.  You can work until school starts.
sailing?  forget it.  you're beached. grounded.  no more boats.	Hey, come on....
i kind of had plans....	Sailing?  Forget it.  You're beached. Grounded.  No more boats.
i got something for you to do tomorrow.	I kind of had plans....
yeah?	You want to come here a minute?
michael.	Yeah?
is hooper coming to dinner?	Not till next year.
pop....	You stay right here.  You're going in with me.
oh, c'mon.	You heard me.
you stay here a minute.	Oh, c'mon.
don't go out if it's rough or any- thing, huh?  we've had a lot of trouble.	Okay, okay.
i'll be careful.  i'll see y'later.	Don't go out if it's rough or any- thing, huh?  We've had a lot of trouble.
look, humor the old man -- just be careful.	I'll be careful.  I'll see y'later.
because.	Look, humor the old man -- just be careful.
okay, not bartending.  why on the water every day?	Because.
bartending?  i'm 17.	Okay, not bartending.  Why on the water every day?
what about tennis?  riding? fixing up old cars?  bartending?	Bartending?  I'm 17.
i'm going.	What about tennis?  Riding? fixing up old cars?  Bartending?
do i have to?	You'll have to make up your own mind about that.
you could work out at the beach, make a few bucks for school.	Do I have to?
what else is there to do?	You could work out at the beach, make a few bucks for school.
every day?	What else is there to do?
i don't know about him -- i'm going down to the dock, maybe go sailing.	Every day?
no place special.  just hanging out.	Sailing?
where to?	No place special.  Just hanging out.
come on, phil, don't jerk me around.	Okay, okay -- stand over there....
let's see -- you got a minute?	Come on, Phil, don't jerk me around.
what else you got?	Let's see -- you got a minute?
not bad -- that's a real fast lens, probably 1.4.  look at the diffusion, though....	What else you got?
did you get any pictures?	Well, yeah, I did, that's the funny thing.  You can't tell much from the negatives, I was going to blow 'em up.  Here's a test I did....
sure, sure -- jeff hendricks brought in this camera, see, from underwater, and i didn't know how to get it open, but my brother-in- law, in montauk, he works at a hi- fi store, and they sell cameras, so he....	Did you get any pictures?
you said something about a camera.	Sure, sure -- Jeff Hendricks brought in this camera, see, from underwater, and I didn't know how to get it open, but my brother-in- law, in Montauk, he works at a hi- fi store, and they sell cameras, so he....
i don't know what you did, but that kid stopped.  i haven't heard one peep, not one 'breaker breaker' for days.  believe me, it's a pleasure....	You said something about a camera.
what's that supposed to mean?	It means I don't like all that grab-ass and heavy breathing with my wife, it means I know who's out to screw me here, and it means that I know something none of you know because I've been there -- and I don't want to go through that horror again.  Ever!
maybe i don't make as much money as some bullshit rip-off artists around here, but i don't work the same way.	What's that supposed to mean?
you don't make enough.	Maybe I don't make as much money as some bullshit rip-off artists around here, but I don't work the same way.
is that what it is?  dollars? money?  i'll pay for it.  take it out of my salary.	You don't make enough.
will you listen to this man? will you just listen to him?  you really caused a panic on a public beach, you shoot up the place, god knows who could've been injured -- what if somebody de- cides to sue us?  that could ruin us.	Is that what it is?  Dollars? Money?  I'll pay for it.  Take it out of my salary.
there is nothing to discuss.	Will you listen to this man? Will you just listen to him?  You really caused a panic on a public beach, you shoot up the place, God knows who could've been injured -- what if somebody de- cides to sue us?  That could ruin us.
what have you seen before?  this is nothing.  seaweed.  mud.  some- thing in the lens.	My ass!
is that what it is?	You're damn right that's what it is.
what are you all, blind?  it's a shark.  look -- teeth, jaw, gills.	Is that what it is?
it came up during the meeting.	Look -- I just got this from Phil Fogarty.  It was in the camera belonging to the missing divers. It proves I was right, all along.
is jeff hendricks qualified to fill in as an interim chief of police in your absence?	Temporarily?  Uh...sure....
too late, it's written.	Heck of a way to treat a taxpayer.  Don't you have any pull with the chief, here?
wait a minute....	Too late, it's written.
may i have this dance?	Sorry, I'm all booked up...  Come, m'dear.
y'know, brody -- for the first time in years it's worth putting money into this town.	All of us thank you, okay?
me neither.	Y'know, Brody -- for the first time in years it's worth putting money into this town.
fantastic lady.  don't know what i'd do without her.	Me neither.
look -- can great white sharks communicate?  send out signals, or something?  you know, take revenge, sense an enemy....	Don't be ridiculous -- Sharks don't take things personally.
not when it's like this.  this animal has been ashore for 10, 12 hours, and drifting for a day, at least.  every little nibbler in the sea's taken a bite.	Look -- can Great White Sharks communicate?  Send out signals, or something?  You know, take revenge, sense an enemy....
can't you tell?	Not when it's like this.  This animal has been ashore for 10, 12 hours, and drifting for a day, at least.  Every little nibbler in the sea's taken a bite.
it's either a great white, or another killer whale.	Can't you tell?
so there's one around here.	Not necessarily.  These wounds could've been inflicted 30 miles out to sea, or more.  None of them are immediately fatal.  Currents could've carried the body 10 miles further.
sound.  like sonar, or radar. they home in on irregular sounds, unusual sounds, any rhythmic low- frequency vibration.	So there's one around here.
sound?	Sound.  Like sonar, or radar. They home in on irregular sounds, unusual sounds, any rhythmic low- frequency vibration.
and sound.	Sound?
that's it?  probably?  look, sharks are attracted by blood, and thrashing around....	And sound.
probably.	That's it?  Probably?  Look, sharks are attracted by blood, and thrashing around....
jesus, don't quibble with me.  i want to know if a great white shark did this.	Probably.
this is a mammal, not a fish.	Jesus, don't quibble with me.  I want to know if a Great White Shark did this.
because this big fish has been bitten by some other big fish....	This is a mammal, not a fish.
what makes you think there might be?	Because this big fish has been bitten by some other big fish....
is there one in these waters?	What makes you think there might be?
okay, so that's it.	Is there one in these waters?
that's it.	Okay, so that's it.
carcharadon carcharias.	That's it.
i know that this was probably a great white shark.  car-cadon... caradan....	Carcharadon Carcharias.
do you?	I know that this was probably a Great White Shark.  Car-cadon... Caradan....
look, i know a little bit about sharks.	Do you?
could be a shark.  but maybe not.	Look, I know a little bit about sharks.
but that's what we're here to find out, right?	You don't tell me my job, and I won't tell you about yours, okay?
we don't know that, do we?	But that's what we're here to find out, right?
the shark that did this.  it was a shark, wasn't it?	We don't know that, do we?
what shark?	The shark that did this.  It was a shark, wasn't it?
the shark's mouth.	What shark?
the whale's mouth?	The Shark's mouth.
bite radius.  you know, the size of the mouth?	The whale's mouth?
the what?	Bite radius.  You know, the size of the mouth?
come on, let's check the bite radius.	The what?
length, 22 feet, 8 inches.	Come on, let's check the bite radius.
first things first.	Length, 22 feet, 8 inches.
look at that:	First things first.
as soon as i heard about it, i called you.  this thing is big! his arms indicate big.	After we've looked, we'll talk.
what is it?  what's the matter?	Mike's out there.
what're you doing?	Going out.
hey -- it's not your job any more. i'm going to be late for work.	Just one minute....
i'll give notice.	Don't rush into it -- we may need the income.
turn in the car.  clean my desk, explain things to our sons, then maybe get shit-faced and punch your boss.	I'll give notice.
what're you going to do today?	Turn in the car.  Clean my desk, explain things to our sons, then maybe get shit-faced and punch your boss.
i know you did....	I try.  Goddamnit, I tried...Now, I'm tired...I can't keep fighting it...I'm too tired...I'm...I'm....
fired me!  i'm not a hysterical man.  i'm responsible.  i know what i saw....	I know you did....
they have no right to treat you like that.  you've given them every- thing.  for four years, you've protected this town, the people on this island....	Fired me!  I'm not a hysterical man.  I'm responsible.  I know what I saw....
...everybody wants the job.  no one wants the authority. except hendricks.  fine.  he can go out there in that precious boat, and when he looks whitey in his big mouth he can just call me.  call me in new york...tell him to kiss my ass....	They have no right to treat you like that.  You've given them every- thing.  For four years, you've protected this town, the people on this island....
honey, this is nothing...i don't know what it is.  what did they....	...Everybody wants the job.  No one wants the authority. Except Hendricks.  Fine.  He can go out there in that precious boat, and when he looks whitey in his big mouth he can just call me.  Call me in New York...tell him to kiss my ass....
showed them the photo, showed them the goddamn shark, big as life. they didn't see it.  not like me. not like the poor son-of-a-bitch who snapped this li'l picture...he's out there, somewhere... i shot off my gun, shot off my big mouth, so they fired me....	Honey, this is nothing...I don't know what it is.  What did they....
stop that!  we're not going any place.  you love it here.  tell me what the hell happened!	Showed them the photo, showed them the goddamn Shark, big as life. They didn't see it.  Not like me. Not like the poor son-of-a-bitch who snapped this li'l picture...He's out there, somewhere... I shot off my gun, shot off my big mouth, so they fired me....
no sweat.  a blessing in disguise. back to the city, you can go to bloomingdale's without waiting six hours for the ferryboat...we're surrounded by water here, you realize that?  me, surrounded by water...ridiculous.	Stop that!  We're not going any place.  You love it here.  Tell me what the hell happened!
because of today?  the beach?	No sweat.  A blessing in disguise. Back to the city, you can go to Bloomingdale's without waiting six hours for the ferryboat...we're surrounded by water here, you realize that?  Me, surrounded by water...Ridiculous.
then that's what i meant.  fired. canned.  out on my fanny.  the selectmen just made hendricks the new chief of police.  just like that.	Because of today?  The beach?
that you were fired.	Then that's what I meant.  Fired. Canned.  Out on my fanny.  The Selectmen just made Hendricks the new Chief of Police.  Just like that.
what'd i say?	That you were fired.
what?	What'd I say?
ooohh, nothing.  i just got fired, that's all.	What?
what's wrong?	Ooohh, nothing.  I just got fired, that's all.
sean's asleep.	That's great too.  Gorgeous.
that's great.	Sean's asleep.
hi.  i closed a sale today, without len.  that's $1200 commission, if the papers go through.	That's great.
are you going to be able to sleep?	Yeah.   I think so.  Mike!  Keep it down, for chrissake!
the goddamn smell is always the same.	Are you going to be able to sleep?
it was bad, wasn't it.	The goddamn smell is always the same.
in the city, it happened all the time -- some kid o.d.'s on a rooftop, top, a drunk gets cut in pieces under the brooklyn local, old people die alone in shitty apartments and three weeks later someone calls the cops because of the smell and the flies.  call the cops.  what are we, immune?	It was bad, wasn't it.
do you?	In the city, it happened all the time -- some Kid o.d.'s on a rooftop, top, a drunk gets cut in pieces under the Brooklyn local, old people die alone in shitty apartments and three weeks later someone calls the cops because of the smell and the flies.  Call the cops.  What are we, immune?
i know what you're going to say.	Do you?
all summer?	He wanted a job, he's got one.  I want to see that boat out of the water by tomorrow night.
no.	Terrific.
oh.  want to talk about it?	No.
found one of the missing victims from that boat deal.	Oh.  Want to talk about it?
use the little brush there.  why were you at santos'?	Found one of the missing victims from that boat deal.
that's what i said.  is there any of that hand cleaner stuff?	Use the little brush there.  Why were you at Santos'?
nothing, huh?	That's what I said.  Is there any of that hand cleaner stuff?
nothing.	Nothing, huh?
careful.  what's wrong?	Nothing.
oww!	Careful.  What's wrong?
santos' place.	Oww!
oh, perfect -- a 75 per cent family affair.  where were you?	Santos' place.
oh, hi -- how was dinner?	Oh, perfect -- a 75 per cent family affair.  Where were you?
sort of -- mathew hooper is aboard the research vessel aurora, presently in the antarctic ocean, and won't be in radio range until half-past next spring.	Damn.
for me?	Sort of -- Mathew Hooper is aboard the research vessel Aurora, presently in the Antarctic Ocean, and won't be in radio range until half-past next spring.
thank you.  i'll tell him.	For me?
boat nut.  what is it about this place that makes everyone a freak for boating?	It's an island.  Got to run.
one what?  ah-ha!	Boat nut.  What is it about this place that makes everyone a freak for boating?
because, i'm in the middle of a boating accident, i got only four regular cops and one secretary, and a chief deputy who is constantly fiddling with the police boat   he's another one.	One what?  Ah-ha!
why don't you take a half day and clean this junk up?	Because, I'm in the middle of a boating accident, I got only four regular cops and one secretary, and a Chief Deputy who is constantly fiddling with the police boat   He's another one.
where's my day book?	In the den.
eat cheerios.	What're you guys doing today?
it's good with coffee.	So's a donut.
you have to smoke so early in the morning?	It's good with coffee.
hey!  that's my boss!	Better yet.
need a ride?	As far as the office.
mrs. silvera.	Need a ride?
mrs. silvera?	Mrs. Silvera.
door's locked.	Good.
sean's awake.	Door's locked.
mmmmmmorning....	Sean's awake.
mmmm.	MMMmmmorning....
let's get the kid home.	Home it is.
right.	Let's get the kid home.
fooling around?	Right.
listen -- what are you doing later?	Fooling around?
i did, i did.	Listen -- what are you doing later?
and how.  i thought you wouldn't respect me.	I did, I did.
remember 1959, the jersey shore?	And how.  I thought you wouldn't respect me.
why?	Because they're playing our song.
can you take a little time out from your busy schedule to dance with the old man?	Why?
do i have to talk to those two?	My boss and your boss.  Sure.
late.	I can see that. Don't you know this is a big deal?
where the hell were you?	Late.
martin, could you wait here for a few minutes while we make up our minds about something?	Go ahead, whatever it's worth.
martin, it could be anything.	What the hell does it take to make sense to you numbskulls?  Jesus, it's right there in front of you. I know what a goddamn shark looks like, I've been through it, don't you understand?  I've seen this sonofabitch before!
chief -- the board of selectmen has a question only you can answer.	What?
perfect.  look at this ---	Chief -- the Board of Selectmen has a question only you can answer.
martin, this is kind of an official meeting	Perfect.  Look at this ---
thank god you guys were all together. i got something for you.  proof!	Martin, this is kind of an official meeting
someone has to do something.	Don't push it this time.  If you do, it won't turn out the way you want, I guarantee you that.
what am i, an ass?  when you called me, i called elkins, and her bosses. nothing she saw is proof of anything.	Someone has to do something.
bullshit?  i'll give you bullshit -- there's a dead whale out there with bites all over it!	What am I, an ass?  When you called me, I called Elkins, and her bosses. Nothing she saw is proof of anything.
bullshit.	Bullshit?  I'll give you bullshit -- there's a dead whale out there with bites all over it!
maybe they are!	Bullshit.
there's always deaths in these waters that never turn up.  are they all shark victims?	Maybe they are!
two of them are still missing!	There's always deaths in these waters that never turn up.  Are they all shark victims?
a tragedy.  but that was a boating accident; no bites, no sharks, nothing but a boating accident.	Two of them are still missing!
please, larry -- there's good reason. those water skiers....	A tragedy.  But that was a boating accident; no bites, no sharks, nothing but a boating accident.
martin, when we build up our tax base a little, you can have every- thing you want; right now, the town's broke.	Please, Larry -- there's good reason. Those water skiers....
it's still a good idea.	Martin, when we build up our tax base a little, you can have every- thing you want; right now, the town's broke.
and i stood by while you told the people from ramada and marriott that if they put up a hotel they'd need $800,000 worth of steel net around their beaches!  in new england? we all lost on that one.	It's still a good idea.
i know, i know....	And I stood by while you told the people from Ramada and Marriott that if they put up a hotel they'd need $800,000 worth of steel net around their beaches!  In New England? We all lost on that one.
we have done something -- hell, we damn near went broke putting up a shark watch tower on the beach -- it's the only one in 2000 miles, y'know.	I know, I know....
we have to do something.	We have done something -- hell, we damn near went broke putting up a shark watch tower on the beach -- it's the only one in 2000 miles, y'know.
of course i can, but can't it wait? these things cost money, and this town doesn't have much money.	We have to do something.
i got a feeling.  i have to act on it -- you can understand that, can't you?	Of course I can, but can't it wait? These things cost money, and this town doesn't have much money.
no one has seen a shark -- no fin, no bites, nothing.  be realistic.	I got a feeling.  I have to act on it -- you can understand that, can't you?
of course.  look -- i've got some missing persons, fatalities, evidence of a large predator....	No one has seen a shark -- no fin, no bites, nothing.  Be realistic.
are you serious?	Of course.  Look -- I've got some missing persons, fatalities, evidence of a large predator....
larry, i don't know how to say this, but i think we got a shark problem. a real one.	Are you serious?
we're alone.	Larry, I don't know how to say this, but I think we got a shark problem. A real one.
we have got to talk, and we have got to talk alone.	We're alone.
i'm showing summer rentals.  we got a helluva season going.	We have got to talk, and we have got to talk alone.
very impressive ceremony.  good speech.	Thank you, thank you.  You know my son, don't you?
hello, hello.  it went well, i thought.	Very impressive ceremony.  Good speech.
when?	1530 hours.  Might still be there. Base out.
that's what he said.	When?
did you say cable junction?	That's what he said.
then nothing.  if you see him, tell him to switch to an operational frequency, or give me a status report yourself.	Did you say Cable Junction?
yeah?  then what?	Then nothing.  If you see him, tell him to switch to an operational frequency, or give me a status report yourself.
last transmission said ten juve- niles.	Yeah?  Then what?
did he raise the kids?	Last transmission said ten juve- niles.
that's what i'd like to know.  lost transmission at cable junction.	Did he raise the Kids?
where the hell is air one?	That's what I'd like to know.  Lost transmission at Cable Junction.
brody?  this is patrol base.	Where the hell is Air One?
harbor air, do you read?  over?	Brody?  This is Patrol Base.
if they're not at the light, look for them.  i don't want them out there.  get them back to port!	Affirmative, affirmative.  Turn the Kids day-sailing back to port.  I heard you.  Patrol out.
10-4,   soon as i can raise him.	If they're not at the light, look for them.  I don't want them out there.  Get them back to port!
that's it.  just do it, all right?	10-4,   soon as I can raise him.
that's it?	That's it.  Just do it, all right?
there's a bunch of kids day-sailing that way.  turn them back to port.	That's it?
what for?	There's a bunch of Kids day-sailing that way.  Turn them back to port.
get him the hell over to amity point, the old lighthouse.  right now.	What for?
10-4, in a few minutes.  he's down checking a buoy in the bay channel.	Get him the hell over to Amity Point, the old lighthouse.  Right now.
affirmative.  can you get your chopper airborne?	10-4, in a few minutes.  He's down checking a buoy in the Bay Channel.
they made me go with them.	Sure they did....
dad!  dad!	I'm okay, baby, I'm here.  It's okay....
hang on!	Dad!  Dad!
hi dad.	Hiya yourself.
can i go with you today?	You stay with Mrs. Silvera, Tootsie. Okay?
some people.	What's daddy doing?
can i go swimming?	No.  Find your brother, okay?
mom, michael won't talk to me.	Shouldn't he be at home?
we're going to die.	It's all right, we're okay.
it killed her.  it ate her.	Shh.  Shhh....
what's wrong?	Tide doesn't turn for three hours.
i told you, remember?	Oh, yeah.  So why aren't they doing it now?
now i really want to see it.	You going to fool around with Mike?  Well, I'm not doing anything with him.
the lighthouse is a make-out spot.	Now I really want to see it.
that's you.	I've never been supercargo.
is that me?	That's you.
mike!  are you going out?	Maybe.
she just likes to tease.  i think she really likes you.	Great.
i want you to meet my cousin.	I will, I will.
waiting for andy.	I want you to meet my cousin.
you're not going out right away, are you?	Waiting for Andy.
my cousin will be here tomorrow.	Great.
seventeen.  she's a senior.	I'm not crazy about blind dates.
how old is your cousin?	Seventeen.  She's a senior.
help!  help!	Okay, okay, coming....
terry!  you okay?	Help!  Help!
ready?	Hang on, hang on...Okay, go.
whoops, almost lost one.  can't play with the dolphins without skis....	Ready?
great!	Whoops, almost lost one.  Can't play with the dolphins without skis....
sure.  they like to play.  we may see some today.	Great!
did you ever see a dolphin?	Sure.  They like to play.  We may see some today.
that's what i want -- a gaff rig.	Gaff rigged?  Why not a staysail schooner?  Go anywhere.  Look at this -- the Mayan, an Alden schooner.
no class.	None at all.  I wonder what the Brebner twins are doing tomorrow night.
that's a crock of shit.	I know.
doesn't hurt to ask.  sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest.	That's a crock of shit.
you're crazy.  she's ed's girl friend.	Doesn't hurt to ask.  Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest.
tina wilcox.	You're crazy.  She's Ed's girl friend.
who'd you ask?	Tina Wilcox.
me neither.	Who'd you ask?
nope.	Me neither.
get a dance yet?	Nope.
what's that mean?	Sideways -  For every yard we go this way, we also slide sideways this way....
the wind drift is lateral.	What's that mean?
shut up.	I can't stop thinking!
by 7:46, when the tide turns around, we'll be twenty miles out.  more, with this wind.	Shut up.
maybe it's gone.	They tend to follow moving things. Maybe it's following Polo and Timmy.
anyone know what time it is?	3:30.
that you'll put down a blanket.  i've got black and blue marks all over my butt, and my mom's getting uptight about them.	You got it.
anything.  anything.	That you'll put down a blanket.  I've got black and blue marks all over my butt, and my Mom's getting uptight about them.
wait a minute.  promise me something.	Anything.  Anything.
mmmmmm.	Wait a minute.  Promise me something.
and second?	Mmmmmm.
but first, a little juice....	And second?
i dunno.  we'll think of something.	But first, a little juice....
what're we going to do in the mean time?	I dunno.  We'll think of something.
they'll be there when we get there. might even have a fire started.	What're we going to do in the mean time?
what about the others?	They'll be there when we get there. Might even have a fire started.
the tide's running.  it'll take us to the light.	It'll take us to Budapest if you're not careful.
what about sailing?	The tide's running.  It'll take us to the light.
just like this.	What about sailing?
you want to tack, or just leave her pointed up like this?	Just like this.
give me back my hat!	Double nope!
nope.	Give me back my hat!
come on back up here!	Nope.
next week.	With you, everything's next week. I want to go skiing soon.  Tomorrow?
eddie, can we do that?  can we go skiing?  we can use my uncle's boat.  eddie?	Next week.
huh?	Eddie, can we do that?  Can we go skiing?  We can use my Uncle's boat.  Eddie?
take a break for a minute, okay?	Huh?
be careful....	Anything?
hurry, please.	What the hell, they can't fire both of us -- someone's got to be in charge, right?  Which way are we going?
mrs. brody, look -- if he can't go, then you can't go.  neither of you can go.	I'm going.
mike?  our mike?	Yep.  Looked like they were headed to the lighthouse.
all of them.  mike, junior vaughn, brookie peters, pat, lucy -- all that whole gang.	Mike?  Our Mike?
what kids?  who went out?	All of them.  Mike, Junior Vaughn, Brookie Peters, Pat, Lucy -- all that whole gang.
right after, the kids went out?	What Kids?  Who went out?
untangle it and let's go -- we don't need a blackout on the island.	Now you're talking.  Let's get out of here before we do find something.
it comes here from cable junction.	Untangle it and let's go -- We don't need a blackout on the island.
oh, great.	It comes here from Cable Junction.
power line.	Oh, great.
what is it?	Power line.
about damn time.	What the hell is it?
until we find something.	I don't care about the overtime, I'm hungry.  And cold.  And most of all, bored.
how much longer?	Until we find something.
figure they split?	Happens every season -- someone takes off.  Once we had a schooner for a month while the owners went fox hunting.
rich or poor, it's nice to have money.	Figure they split?
what's wrong?	We're fighting wind and current. I though we'd be out longer, catch the incoming tide.
i don't care.	I love it.
that's fun!  let's race for some- thing!	Name it.
i thought you were grounded.	I can go out if I want to.
no.	Good.  I'll be on the dock at eight.  Eight o'clock, everybody!
you do everything your parents tell you?	No.
that's not it.  my dad told me not to go.	You do everything your parents tell you?
no way.  everybody's going sailing. if you don't want to take me, just say so.	That's not it.  My dad told me not to go.
maybe you and brooke could come over to the town beach....	No way.  Everybody's going sailing. If you don't want to take me, just say so.
it'll be fun, come on!	Maybe you and Brooke could come over to the town beach....
i'm not sure i can.	It'll be fun, come on!
i'd like to go out to the light- house with you.	I'm not sure I can.
we'll be over by the lighthouse.	I'll be right there.  Wait up.
too hot tor those two?  i can't believe it.	Is there something I don't know about?
it's an island, near here, with a lighthouse.  we sometimes hang out there, you know....	Great.  I got some wine.
what's the lighthouse?	It's an island, near here, with a lighthouse.  We sometimes hang out there, you know....
he's got to help or it won't work.	Sean, baby, please....
heading back?	Might as well.
uh.  well.  maybe you could give polo a hand going in....	Your ass I will.  Besides, the wind's turning with the tide. Sailing back is going to be a bitch.
what about me?	Uh.  Well.  Maybe you could give Polo a hand going in....
if we beat them, they can both go home stag!  single-o!  alone! jackie can come back in this boat!	What about me?
mike and larry are racing! loser goes home alone!	If we beat them, they can both go home stag!  Single-O!  Alone! Jackie can come back in this boat!
faster!  faster!	Coming about....
they're turning around.	Coming about, then.
who wouldn't.	Anyone want to go the lighthouse?
not tonight.	You going with Patrick?
when are we going out?  you and me?	Not tonight.
i don't think she's such hot stuff.	When are we going out?  You and me?
yeah.	Would you take him?
look -- if you're going to get in the way, you can just go home.	I'm not in the way.  Andy, am I in the way?
michael....	Okay, okay.  Close your door.
quiet!  shhh!	Michael....
i want to go with you!	Quiet!  Shhh!
no.	I want to go with you!
take me.	No.
maybe.	Take me.
you're going sailing.	Maybe.
yeah.	You're going sailing.
you're going out.	Yeah.
eat cheerios.	You eat Cheerios.  I want Fruit Loops.
i want fruit loops!	Eat Cheerios.
do i have to play with the little kids?	Yeah.  Go on, beat it.
you always go with andy.	How was dive class?
i don't need you.  andy's here.	You always go with Andy.
be reasonable, please....	Forget it, he won't listen.
so it can't be done like that.  the man's a menace, plain and simple.	Look, what am I supposed to do? It's done, it's over.  We have to deal with the consequences.
so?  so?	So it can't be done like that.  The man's a menace, plain and simple.
larry, i'm a businessman, trying to make a buck like anybody else.	So?  So?
you should've been out there.  you should've seen him waving that gun, like a maniac.  there were shots fired!	He thought he had a good reason.
oh, my god....	What the hell is he doing?
how the hell do we get him down. from there?	Maybe nobody will notice.  Let's get them back in the bus.
wave to my son.	How the hell do we get him down. from there?
brody's riding his tower.	Oh, shit.
i think we got a couple of live ones.	Brody's riding his tower.
len, can i see you a minute?	I think we got a couple of live ones.
and if you have any questions about recreational possibilities, ellen brody here will be happy to answer them.	Len, can I see you a minute?
don't feel bad.	Okay... Have them get it out of the tank.
it hasn't adjusted.	Get the hose!  We've got to force more water through the gills and oxygenate him!
go on, you're tired.	No, I'm fine, thanks.
i'm only walking him.  you caught him.  you have to be exhausted.	Go on, you're tired.
why don't you take a rest, brian?	I'm only walking him.  You caught him.  You have to be exhausted.
we're ready for you.	I have to walk him till the drug wears off.
no, it will be too much distraction.  i don't want that many people in the water.  i'll go in, give it a belly shot, and get out.	And Philip will be there to film it.  Now that's the end of it!
he's going with you, doctor.	No, it will be too much distraction.  I don't want that many people in the water.  I'll go in, give it a belly shot, and get out.
with those camera lights and...	He's going with you, Doctor.
absolutely.  good idea.	With those camera lights and...
it would make a marvelous attraction;  the only great white in captivity.	I can get it.
no one's ever caught a great white except indirectly in fishing nets. i want to dart it and keep it alive.	It would make a marvelous attraction;  the only Great White in captivity.
go on, doctor.	No one's ever caught a Great White except indirectly in fishing nets. I want to dart it and keep it alive.
what's your plan, brody?	It's easy.  Put a net on the derrick.  Put the net in the water by the intake passage. Turn off the intake passage. Shark comes out into the net and is hauled up.
what you're saying is we have a great white shark in the lagoon.	And a missing man.
we're going to have to cover the entire lagoon.	I know, but you're just going to have to find another way.  So you better start.
can't help you, mike.  don't have the manpower.	We're going to have to cover the entire lagoon.
i'll need more men to look.	Can't help you, Mike.  Don't have the manpower.
i don't understand.  overman's too good a diver to disappear.	Have you checked the bars?  The guy's irresponsible;  he's done this before.
yeah.  down there.	Shit.
you see the three-quarter socket?	Yeah.  Down there.
sure am.	Coming with us?  Overman's buying.
you buying?	Sure am.
it's miller time!	You buying?
how many sharks have you killed?	Me?  I don't know.  Twenty, thirty.  I love them, think they're the greatest.
never know down there.  helps to have a friend, sometimes.	How many sharks have you killed?
she can take care of herself. she doesn't need you.	Never know down there.  Helps to have a friend, sometimes.
well, don't worry about your fiancee.  we'll watch over her.	She can take care of herself. She doesn't need you.
no.	Well, don't worry about your fiancee.  We'll watch over her.
aren't you suiting up, mate?	No.
are you okay?	I'm  fine.
you don't have to prove anything.	Only to myself.
i want that shark, kathryn.	You don't have to prove anything.
michael, you don't have to go down there.	I want that shark, Kathryn.
but you --	It's a construction job.  I'm the only one that can do it.
i am.  you're not.	But you --
michael, you're not going down there.	I am.  You're not.
me.	Michael, you're not going down there.
who's going to do it?	Me.
that's right.	Who's going to do it?
... i have to go, honey.  phillip and i are going down together to kill the shark.	... Okay.
couple of fractures, lacerations. they say he's gonna be all right.	... I have to go, honey.  Phillip and I are going down together to kill the shark.
how is he?	Couple of fractures, lacerations. They say he's gonna be all right.
come on!	You two go!  I'll call Calvin!
somebody better get down there!	It's all controlled from the Control Room.
that's why they're always moving. they have to have it.	You wanted to know about a cave?
what did you just say before? about water flowing through them?	That's why they're always moving. They have to have it.
that's what i've come to ask you. is there any large place that has a strong current of water flowing?	I don't understand.
this tooth is from another shark. a shark that could be 30 feet long!	Thirty feet???
what do you mean, we don't?	This tooth is from another shark. A shark that could be 30 feet long!
that's just it, michael.  we don't!	What do you mean, we don't?
what's the big deal?  a shark got overman, and we got the shark.	That's just it, Michael.  We don't!
so?	It was removed from Charlie Overman's body.
it's a shark's tooth!	So?
put it under your pillow and sleep on it and the tooth fairy will --	It's a shark's tooth!
yes, you can.	I can't!  My dad had it, and I don't know if you can inherit it or what, but I got it, and I hate it.  I can't stand it!
i can't take water, kathryn.	Yes, you can.
come on.	I can't take water, Kathryn.
i have to get out of here.	Come on.
michael, take deep breaths.	I have to get out of here.
hydrophobia...	Michael, take deep breaths.
honey, what is it?	Hydrophobia...
i did.  he wants it on exhibit.	Well, that's why you got it.
so tell calvin.	I did.  He wants it on exhibit.
it's too soon to move him.	So tell Calvin.
... he ought to put him in here.	It's too soon to move him.
calvin wants me to move the white for tomorrow.	... He ought to put him in here.
michael, i don't have time. please!  it's time you dealt with this and got over it.  now come on!	Calvin wants me to move the White for tomorrow.
i don't want to see them, kathryn.	Michael, I don't have time. Please!  It's time you dealt with this and got over it.  Now come on!
they're not going to hurt you. they're encased in plastic.	I don't want to see them, Kathryn.
i'm not going to walk through that shark arcade.	They're not going to hurt you. They're encased in plastic.
michael, come on, don't be silly. this is the quickest way.  you're not going to walk all the way around?	I'm not going to walk through that shark arcade.
no,  i'm not going through there.	Michael, come on, don't be silly. This is the quickest way.  You're not going to walk all the way around?
yes.  it's faster.	No,  I'm not going through there.
... mean through the tubes?	Yes.  It's faster.
no, we'll go through here.	... Mean through the tubes?
sure.  let's go.	No, we'll go through here.
i want to make sure the white is getting enough flow.  would you do that for me?	Sure.  Let's go.
okay.	I want to make sure the White is getting enough flow.  Would you do that for me?
i need more pressure in the shark tank.	Okay.
what's up?	I need more pressure in the shark tank.
they said you'd be here.	What's up?
you don't.	It's my new perfume.  Great White, the Man-Eater.
mmmm... you smell good.	You don't.
me, too.	Mmmm... you smell good.
recovering nicely.	Me, too.
how's your patient?	Recovering nicely.
finally.	How's your patient?
get some sleep.  and tell sean i'm sorry.	Sean, that's right...
you want me to stay?	Get some sleep.  And tell Sean I'm sorry.
sounds wonderful.	We'll go to Palm Springs, Death Valley, Arizona desert, anyplace where there's no water.
after this has opened, when everything's settled down, you and i are going away.  just the two of us.  no dolphins, no sharks, no whales, no penguins. just you and me.	Sounds wonderful.
... me, too.	After this has opened, when everything's settled down, you and I are going away.  Just the two of us.  No dolphins, no sharks, no whales, no penguins. Just you and me.
i can use a shot of what he's got.	... Me, too.
you amaze me.  i'm more scared than you.	No, you're not.
no.	You amaze me.  I'm more scared than you.
change your mind?	No.
it's easier to lure sharks at night.	Why?  'Cause they're hungrier?
wouldn't this whole thing be a little safer in the daytime?	It's easier to lure sharks at night.
kathryn...	Yes?
thank you.	Kathryn...
should protect you a little, from the compression.  if that thing gets ahold of you.	Thank you.
fine piece of engineering.	Should protect you a little, from the compression.  If that thing gets ahold of you.
bracelets.	Fine piece of engineering.
what's that?	Bracelets.
here.	What's that?
i got it on sale.  a real steel.	Here.
oh, yeah.  really nice.  who's your designer?  sassoon shark?	I got it on sale.  A real steel.
i know i can capture it.	Kathryn, you're crazy.  Really crazy.  A suicidal maniac.
after what happened to us?	I know I can capture it.
yes.	After what happened to us?
you're going down there again?	Yes.
don't think about it.  it's over.	It's never over...  Here comes another six years of bad dreams.
god, they're horrible.  i hate them.  did you see its eyes?  how black they are?  the look in them?	Don't think about it.  It's over.
how the hell did it get in here?	God, they're horrible.  I hate them.  Did you see its eyes?  How black they are?  The look in them?
michael...	It's all right, baby.  We're safe...
i'm okay.	Michael...
i think so.  i'm not sure... are you?	I'm okay.
you all right?	I think so.  I'm not sure... Are you?
get your reserve bottle and let's go.	You all right?
you would, wouldn't you?  i'd end up whale shit, you wouldn't care.	Get your reserve bottle and let's go.
no, i don't want to leave now. i'm having too good a time... of course i'm coming!  you'd think you're gonna leave me?	You would, wouldn't you?  I'd end up whale shit, you wouldn't care.
are you coming...?	No, I don't want to leave now. I'm having too good a time... Of course I'm coming!  You'd think you're gonna leave me?
i'd have fallen in love with a pilot or a mountain climber.	Are you coming...?
i talked you into this?	I'd have fallen in love with a pilot or a mountain climber.
what mind?  if i had a mind, i'd never have let you talk me into this.	I talked you into this?
make up your mind.	What mind?  If I had a mind, I'd never have let you talk me into this.
and leave me down here???	Make up your mind.
up.	And leave me down here???
where are you going?	Up.
okay, stay.  we'll come back for you.	Where are you going?
yeah, and so will i be if i start swimming in that blackass jungle.	Okay, stay.  We'll come back for you.
michael, the sub's dead.	Yeah, and so will I be if I start swimming in that blackass jungle.
swim where?  out there?  oh, no, forget it, not me!  you go, i'm staying.	Michael, the sub's dead.
that we swim.	Swim where?  Out there?  Oh, no, forget it, not me!  You go, I'm staying.
you sound like houston mission control.  what the hell does it mean?	That we swim.
... electrical connection malfunctioning.	You sound like Houston Mission Control.  What the hell does it mean?
... if nothing's wrong, why are we stopping here?	... Electrical connection malfunctioning.
nothing.	... If nothing's wrong, why are we stopping here?
what's wrong?	Nothing.
you know, on our honeymoon, we should go scuba diving.	Let's not talk about that now, okay?
oh, yeah.  very.	You know, on our honeymoon, we should go scuba diving.
it's romantic down here.	Oh, yeah.  Very.
that's a lot of ground to cover.	I know, I built it.  I've just never seen it this way.
let's head to the gate and work our way back.	That's a lot of ground to cover.
... friggin' fish.	Let's head to the gate and work our way back.
they just wanted to say hello.	... Friggin' fish.
baby goddamn scared me to death!	They just wanted to say hello.
hi, baby.	Baby goddamn scared me to death!
damn it!	Hi, baby.
yes.	Damn it!
are you scared?	Yes.
no.	Are you scared?
honey... you all right?	No.
that's cute, kathryn.  real cute.	Just put your mask on.
take a deep breath and hold it.	That's cute, Kathryn.  Real cute.
what do i do now?	Take a deep breath and hold it.
look, michael... you don't have to come.	I don't have a choice.
where's the rubber band?	Look, Michael... you don't have to come.
we play hide and seek all the time.  they find a lot of things.	Where's the rubber band?
they're coming with us?	We play hide and seek all the time.  They find a lot of things.
not enough loving.	Get out of here!
no, you don't need all that starch.  you're getting too fat.	Not enough loving.
sure.  want to try that new italian place?	No, you don't need all that starch.  You're getting too fat.
i can't leave now.  we taking sean out?	Sure.  Want to try that new Italian place?
okay, forget him now.  i'm going to pick up sean.  take a ride?	I can't leave now.  We taking Sean out?
he doesn't need the money.  he inherited a fortune.  he kills for kicks.  tv battles between non-predator fish and divers. the diver always wins.	Okay, forget him now.  I'm going to pick up Sean.  Take a ride?
it's his work.	He doesn't need the money.  He inherited a fortune.  He kills for kicks.  TV battles between non-predator fish and divers. The diver always wins.
i don't like what he does.	It's his work.
yeah, you really don't like him.	I don't like what he does.
... hutton.  he really pisses me off.	Yeah, you really don't like him.
and what else is bothering you?	... Hutton.  He really pisses me off.
i don't know.  i can't understand it.  something's bothering them.	And what else is bothering you?
how come?	I don't know.  I can't understand it.  Something's bothering them.
everything's going wrong.  i'm having more trouble with bobby than i ever have before.  i can't get him to respond.	How come?
you called, doctor?	Everything's going wrong.  I'm having more trouble with Bobby than I ever have before.  I can't get him to respond.
honey, i gotta go.	Okay, bye.
my imagination isn't that good.	Honey, I gotta go.
don't let him get you.  just continue your patterns and pretend he's not around.	My imagination isn't that good.
that macho pompous english --	Don't let him get you.  Just continue your patterns and pretend he's not around.
yeah.	See you later.
don't forget you have your brother.	Yeah.
damn it.  i can't understand!  i gotta go, hon.	Don't forget you have your brother.
pre-opening jitters.	I guess.
they're acting very strange suddenly.	Pre-opening jitters.
look, kathryn.  they're jealous.	They're acting very strange suddenly.
you will.  i'll see to it.	Look, Kathryn.  They're jealous.
hope i make it through both.	You will.  I'll see to it.
till this opens, not our wedding.	Hope I make it through both.
what is it, 97 days?	Till this opens, not our wedding.
well, not much longer to go.	What is it, 97 days?
thank you.	Want another one?
a piece of pie on sunday.	The net would have to be secured by the intake passage.
she, mister hutton.	He.  She.  Let's blow the bitch up!
we can assume he's back in the water intake passage.	She, Mister Hutton.
he's big as a bloody bus!	The water ski show!  We have to get them out!
i've heard of a white that big, in australia...	How'd it get in here?!
sharks have to keep moving.  they can never stop or they'll suffocate. if water isn't always flowing through them, they'll die.	Is there such a place?  A cave or something with such a flow?
well, doctor.  you've got your shark.	Thanks to you.
brian, he's coming around!	Well, Doctor.  You've got your shark.
believe me, i am.	Brian, he's coming around!
get ready to go.	Believe me, I am.
hello.  i think his nap's over.	Get ready to go.
and here i thought i was charming you.	Hello.  I think his nap's over.
i think that you and i are natural enemies.	And here I thought I was charming you.
the grenade's just to intimidate whitey.  he knows i have it, so he watches out.  same is true when i film lions, tigers, rhinos...	I think that you and I are natural enemies.
we're all from the sea, mr. hutton. our destiny is linked to the fate of the oceans.  by continuing to destroy fish, man destroys himself.	The grenade's just to intimidate Whitey.  He knows I have it, so he watches out.  Same is true when I film lions, tigers, rhinos...
that's because i am the shark.	We're all from the sea, Mr. Hutton. Our destiny is linked to the fate of the oceans.  By continuing to destroy fish, man destroys himself.
before, you were ready to feed this shark a hand grenade.  now you're helping to nurse it back to life.	That's because I am the shark.
philip.	Before, you were ready to feed this shark a hand grenade.  Now you're helping to nurse it back to life.
you're a strange man, mr. hutton.	Philip.
that's what life is, doctor. full of chances to hurt yourself, or somebody else.	You're a strange man, Mr. Hutton.
somebody could have gotten hurt.	That's what life is, Doctor. Full of chances to hurt yourself, or somebody else.
some miss all their shots.	Somebody could have gotten hurt.
skillful?  i missed my first shot.	Some miss all their shots.
you were quite daring in capturing him.  very skillful indeed.	Skillful?  I missed my first shot.
and i like you.	You were quite daring in capturing him.  Very skillful indeed.
so do i.  but for different reasons.	And I like you.
i like it when they wake up.	So do I.  But for different reasons.
why are you?	I like it when they wake up.
not at all.	Why are you?
thanks for helping.	Not at all.
could be a new dance...  walking the shark.	Thanks for helping.
should be coming out of it soon.	Just watch it when he does.
kiss him, maybe he'll turn into a frog.	Should be coming out of it soon.
still sleeping.	Kiss him, maybe he'll turn into a frog.
how's sleeping beauty?	Still sleeping.
you're supposed to film it, not turn it to hash!	Look, Doctor, this isn't one of your pet porpoises we're after. It's a torpedo of muscle. Murderous expertise!  I've seen bleeding sharks try to eat themselves!  Don't be so concerned about them.  Worry about yourself.
afraid i can't do that.	You're supposed to film it, not turn it to hash!
i insist you get rid of that bomb.	Afraid I can't do that.
why?	Because I don't trust you, that's why.
i know it and i will not go down into this lagoon as long as you carry that!	Why?
let's hope he knows that.	I know it and I will not go down into this lagoon as long as you carry that!
we're taking that shark alive!	Let's hope he knows that.
lunch for whitey.  something to munch on in case things get dicey.	We're taking that shark alive!
what in hell is that?	Lunch for Whitey.  Something to munch on in case things get dicey.
shark bait.  draws them over for closeups.	What in hell is that?
you look like an orange worm.	Shark bait.  Draws them over for closeups.
i want that shark alive.	So do I, love.
like hell!	Make a lovely item for "Good Morning, America"
well, then i'm going to film it.	Like hell!
i will.	Well, then I'm going to film it.
a shark could have a hundred embryos in its sack.  you know how many are born?  maybe five. they eat each other before birth! they're born killers!	The only Great White in captivity, Calvin.  All those people standing in line...
it's one of the world's greatest creatures.	A shark could have a hundred embryos in its sack.  You know how many are born?  Maybe five. They eat each other before birth! They're born killers!
three hundred million years of evolution have created the greatest butcher the world's ever known.	It's one of the world's greatest creatures.
calvin, i insist i be allowed to capture it!	Three hundred million years of evolution have created the greatest butcher the world's ever known.
it'll chop up half a million dollars of your tropical fish in two minutes.	Calvin, I insist I be allowed to capture it!
no!	It'll chop up half a million dollars of your tropical fish in two minutes.
calvin, let me go down there and kill the bastard.	No!
i've handled sharks before. bigger than this one.	Calvin, let me go down there and kill the bastard.
you can get killed!	I've handled sharks before. Bigger than this one.
i think we can capture it.  i'd like to try.	That's preposterous!
that's a load of codswopple.  a great white doesn't fear man.  it doesn't fear beast.  it's an orgy of food and blood.	I think we can capture it.  I'd like to try.
sharks are man-biters, mister hutton.  not man-eaters --	That's a load of codswopple.  A Great White doesn't fear man.  It doesn't fear beast.  It's an orgy of food and blood.
unhappy combination.  most likely one's inside the other.	Sharks are man-biters, Mister Hutton.  Not man-eaters --
i'm sorry.	Well, we'll just try again, dear. Keep working on it.  Maybe you'll get it one of these years.  Pack up, boys.  Flipper's a flop.
well, i have to get this into the networks.  if you can't do it, you can't do it, that's all.	I'm sorry.
i told you, something's upset them.	Well, I have to get this into the networks.  If you can't do it, you can't do it, that's all.
no, no.  that won't do.	I told you, something's upset them.
i can have them walk backwards.	No, no.  That won't do.
i thought they were clever.	I can have them walk backwards.
wait a minute.  these aren't kangaroos, mr. hutton.  they're dolphins.	I thought they were clever.
well then, can you have them jump to the camera over here?	Wait a minute.  These aren't kangaroos, Mr. Hutton.  They're dolphins.
it's no use.  they won't come into the lagoon.	Well then, can you have them jump to the camera over here?
okay now.  have flipper flip or something.	Make this quick!
i don't know.  they're nervous and skittish right now.	Yes, aren't we all.
fine.  have them do some.	I don't know.  They're nervous and skittish right now.
they're not tricks.  they're behavior patterns.	Fine.  Have them do some.
i just did.  can you make them do tricks?	They're not tricks.  They're behavior patterns.
nobody told me.	I just did.  Can you make them do tricks?
on the telly.  we're to film him for the evening news.	Nobody told me.
go where?	On the telly.  We're to film him for the evening news.
not good enough.	We got it to live for ten hours. That's some kind of record.
no one's ever done it before. it was a good try...	Not good enough.
don't blame yourself.	I should have never listened to Calvin.
i knew it;  it's my fault.  we moved it too soon.	Don't blame yourself.
when did this happen?	Ten minutes ago.
he's a young one.	And big for his age.
they still seem nervous.	I know.
i think they'll come out now.	They still seem nervous.
i'm neo-senephrened out.  think i'm catching a cold.	Better than catching Sean's herpes.
how you doing, kelly?	I'm Neo-Senephrened out.  Think I'm catching a cold.
hi, mike.	How you doing, Kelly?
sean.  sean, where are you?	Someone's looking for you.
sure.  no problem.	Thanks.
kelly, could you look after sean for a while?  show him around for me?	Sure.  No problem.
hope with none of my girl friends.	Kelly, could you look after Sean for a while?  Show him around for me?
he's missing.	Hope with none of my girl friends.
musclehead?	He's missing.
sure.	'Preciate it.
give me a ride?	Sure.
take it up!	SEAN!
take it up.	He's diving!
it's okay, sean.	Take it up.
let's go, let's go!	It's okay, Sean.
no...  it can't be.	What, hon?
goes up.	No...  It can't be.
now what's this do?	Goes up.
told you you'd like it.	Now what's this do?
can hardly wait to do it again.	Told you you'd like it.
isn't this fun!	Can hardly wait to do it again.
sean, this is ridiculous.  you're acting very immature.	I'm not acting!  I don't want to go in it, okay?
no, think of something else.	Sean, this is ridiculous.  You're acting very immature.
you're not in the water.  you're in a gondola.	No, think of something else.
not for me.  i don't go in the water, remember?	You're not in the water.  You're in a gondola.
come on, it's fun!	Not for me.  I don't go in the water, remember?
no, kelly, i don't want to...	Come on, it's fun!
yes, it's great!	No, Kelly, I don't want to...
the one that goes underwater?	Yes, it's great!
i know!  we can take the gondola ride!	The one that goes underwater?
i don't know, what else is there?	I know!  We can take the gondola ride!
besides that.	I don't know, what else is there?
sean, do you have herpes?	No.  Of course not.  Don't listen to him.  He's - he's...  ... my brother.
herpes?	Why you sonuvabitch...
did you see me?!  wasn't i terrific?	As always.
you were great out there!	Did you see me?!  Wasn't I terrific?
this is where to be.  high and dry.	And alone.
well, i needed a cold shower.	Come on!  Check this out!
how come?	Goes back to when I was a kid. Mike's okay, he's gotten over his fears, but I haven't.  I can't even drink it.
that's too bad.  i don't like water.  i don't like being around in.  i never go in it.	How come?
sure am.	That's too bad.  I don't like water.  I don't like being around in.  I never go in it.
are you really?	Sure am.
i'm a water-skier.	Are you really?
depends on big brother.	I'm a water-skier.
you gonna work at the kingdom?	Depends on big brother.
well, wait till you see the rest.	You gonna work at The Kingdom?
i haven't seen that much, but so far it looks great.	Well, wait till you see the rest.
you like florida?	I haven't seen that much, but so far it looks great.
i don't know, it depends.	You like Florida?
how long you staying?	I don't know, it depends.
... massachussettans aren't.	How long you staying?
'course they're also so rich.	... Massachussettans aren't.
massachussettans aren't.	'Course they're also so rich.
i was seeing this guy off.  he flew in from dallas.  wants to marry me.  he's okay, but texans are so possessive.	Massachussettans aren't.
yeah, from boston.	I was seeing this guy off.  He flew in from Dallas.  Wants to marry me.  He's okay, but Texans are so possessive.
so, you just get here?	Yeah, from Boston.
back, kelly.  lean back!	Ohhhhh shhhhiiiit.
don't you dare.	Can't help it... ahh...
gotta sneeze.	Don't you dare.
now what?	Gotta sneeze.
ahhh, ahhh...	Now what?
watch it, i'm gonna fall.  i'm gonna go!	Balance, Kelly.  Bal-lance!
shut up, tod!  be serious!	I am serious.
remember, skiers stay up longer.	Shut up, Tod!  Be serious!
i don't talk that way.	Remember, skiers stay up longer.
taking my boyfriend to the airport.	I thought I was your boyfriend.
what're you doing later?	Taking my boyfriend to the airport.
hold still, damn it!	What're you doing later?
the space shuttle has landed!	Hold still, damn it!
yes, there is goes.	It's disappeared.
that?	Yes, there is goes.
on monitor three.  was a glimpse of something.	That?
what?	On monitor three.  Was a glimpse of something.
did you see that?	What?
he's big, hutton.  you never saw anything so big.  watch yourself.	Always do.
i'll stay out of your way.  i won't interfere.	I'm sure you won't.  But you're going to have to wait till we come up.  Then you can film all you want.
no way.	I'll stay out of your way.  I won't interfere.
i'll go with you.	No way.
after all, that's how you catch fish, isn't it?	You could also try a bamboo pole and a worm.
five hundred yards.	You have a man near it?
how far away is filter number four?	Five hundred yards.
it's large enough...	How far away is filter number four?
filter system number four.  is it large enough?	It's large enough...
actually, thirty-five is probably more accurate.	That's impossible.  If it's that big, why hasn't anybody seen it? Huh?  Tell me that.  It's like not seeing the Goodyear blimp in a swimming pool.
reach for the limit i always say.	I'll remember that, my Lordship.
yeah, tradition's a bitch, ain't it?	Reach for the limit I always say.
tradition.  royal sense of adventure that's been in my family for centuries.  dates back to the crusades and king richard.  what i was born to do.	Yeah, tradition's a bitch, ain't it?
how come you're so brave with all this stuff?	Tradition.  Royal sense of adventure that's been in my family for centuries.  Dates back to the Crusades and King Richard.  What I was born to do.
the world's southern most reaches.	How come you're so brave with all this stuff?
oh...	The world's southern most reaches.
south georgia, antarctica.	Oh...
polar bears in georgia???	South Georgia, Antarctica.
polar bears.	Polar bears in Georgia???
what the hell's there?	Polar bears.
no, south georgia.	What the hell's there?
so where you go off to, hutton? some expedition in new guinea or outer mongolia?	No, South Georgia.
thanks.  bullshot.	So where you go off to, Hutton? Some expedition in New Guinea or Outer Mongolia?
yeah?  well, in that case, have a drink.	Thanks.  Bullshot.
i will, old boy, tomorrow.  our work is done here.  just came to say goodbye, and good luck.	Yeah?  Well, in that case, have a drink.
buzz off.	I will, old boy, tomorrow.  Our work is done here.  Just came to say goodbye, and good luck.
that's how they do it, you know. seizes its prey and shakes its body savagely.  teeth gnaw through a man like a buzz saw.	Buzz off.
hey, i don't want to hear.	That's how they do it, you know. Seizes its prey and shakes its body savagely.  Teeth gnaw through a man like a buzz saw.
i lost a good cameraman in australia last year.  a great white chopped him in half with one bite.	Hey, I don't want to hear.
yeah, poor bastard.	I lost a good cameraman in Australia last year.  A Great White chopped him in half with one bite.
your friend overman picked a hell of a time to come back.	Yeah, poor bastard.
watch it, brody.  you're ruining the shot.	Kind of dull in there for you, isn't it?  Why don't you throw in another shark?
you set that thing off down there, you don't know what will happen.	Precisely.
make sure you put this back.	Aww, can't I keep it?
yeah, well i didn't!	Well, we're not going to hurt it, old boy.  I say, love, is Flipper ready to go?
calvin said it was all right.	Yeah, well I didn't!
hutton, how the hell did you get my crane?	Calvin said it was all right.
hey.	Hutton, how the hell did you get my crane?
bring the crane over.  come down. easy down.	Hey.
we see him, mike.  between the stadium and the ski show island.	All right, hit those lights too.
let us know as soon as you have anything.	Right, Mike.
i know.  but we show it's not closing.	Okay, okay... We'll get someone on it.
that's impossible.	I know.  But we show it's not closing.
it's not closing, mike.	That's impossible.
what kind of trouble?	It's not closing, Mike.
yeah, right.  that's what you said about janet, and beth, and barbara --	Puppy love.  This time it's real! We can have a double wedding.
no, really.  i've never met anyone like her before.  this is it.	Yeah, right.  That's what you said about Janet, and Beth, and Barbara --
sure.	No, really.  I've never met anyone like her before.  This is it.
we're in love.	Sure.
she still talking to you?	We're in love.
yeah, he'll really go for that.	It's all up to Kathryn.  Amity's fine with me if it's fine with her.
tell dad we're getting married in las vegas.  in one of those chapels.  he can meet us there.	Yeah, he'll really go for that.
well, dad asked me to ask you this, about the wedding.  is there any chance you and kathryn will get married in amity?	Tell Dad we're getting married in Las Vegas.  In one of those chapels.  He can meet us there.
this company's expanding.  they got parks in texas, ohio, california.  i think i'm gonna be going to waco.	Well, Dad asked me to ask you this, about the wedding.  Is there any chance you and Kathryn will get married in Amity?
you and kathryn gonna stay here?	This company's expanding.  They got parks in Texas, Ohio, California.  I think I'm gonna be going to Waco.
it's not that easy.  worked construction every summer to get through school.  three years apprentice in the park's engineering department, and two years to build all this.  finish school first, sean.  then make up your mind.  if you still want to work with me, we'll have plenty of time.	You and Kathryn gonna stay here?
mike, this is fantastic.  i mean, you're responsible for building all this.  what a job you've done! maybe i'll quit school and come down here and work with you. brody brothers construction. we've always wanted to do that together.  boat building.	It's not that easy.  Worked construction every summer to get through school.  Three years apprentice in the park's engineering department, and two years to build all this.  Finish school first, Sean.  Then make up your mind.  If you still want to work with me, we'll have plenty of time.
okay, you two, have a good life without me.  i gotta go.	Don't hurry back.
something wrong?	You know Overman?
come on, let's go.	Something wrong?
i want to see kathryn.	Just find your own.  Like Dad says, there's plenty of fish in the sea.
gee, it's good to see you!	I want to see Kathryn.
who's grown up?	Gee, it's good to see you!
he taught us good, though, didn't he, sean?  we were lucky to grow up the way we did.	Who's grown up?
that's dad...	He taught us good, though, didn't he, Sean?  We were lucky to grow up the way we did.
booked them all at baskin- robbins.	That's Dad...
big bust!  he confiscate their water pistols?	Booked them all at Baskin- Robbins.
last week he broke up a major counterfeiting ring.  gang of kids were using slugs in the pac-man games.	Big bust!  He confiscate their water pistols?
how is he?  still fighting crime?	Last week he broke up a major counterfeiting ring.  Gang of kids were using slugs in the Pac-Man games.
yeah, right.	How is he?  Still fighting crime?
he needs a haircut.	Yeah, right.
took it this morning.	He needs a haircut.
so was dad.	Took it this morning.
hey, i'm proud of you, kid.	So was Dad.
great.  i got one b, two c's, and eight incompletes.	Hey, I'm proud of you, kid.
how'd you do in school?	Great.  I got one B, two C's, and eight incompletes.
... i'll go to mcdonalds.	How'd you do in school?
in a restaurant.  you sit there and they swim around you.	... I'll go to McDonalds.
sharks???	In a restaurant.  You sit there and they swim around you.
yeah, we'll find something for you.  shoveling shark shit or something.	Sharks???
got a job for me?	Yeah, we'll find something for you.  Shoveling shark shit or something.
look great, don't i?	Got a job for me?
damn!  you sonuvabitch!  look at you!	Look great, don't I?
hey, what's goin' on, little brother!	Damn!  You sonuvabitch!  Look at you!
you want to show this?	Absolutely.  The audience will stain their drawers.  I did.
i wouldn't mind going down with her.	She is a lovely bit of crumpet at that.
give me a 400-foot magazine;  we may be down there for a while.	I wouldn't mind going down with her.
that bugger moves fast.	Give me a 400-foot magazine;  we may be down there for a while.
we'll shoot this with an .18, boys.	That bugger moves fast.
yes, i did.	It's time for tea, Grandma.
you said it wasn't polite to interrupt people....	Yes, I did.
can i make sandwiches...?	Yes, you can make sandwiches....
only children are my favorites. that means you, magee....	My tea set.  I got my tea set.  Thank you....
you're welcome.  i was the one who cried.	Was Uncle Sean ever bad?  Did you ever spank him?
did you hear what i said?  come inside....	I don't want to.  I want to swing....
daddy, why can't i...?	Did you hear what I said?  Come inside....
not today.  come on, thea....	Daddy, why can't I...?
but you always let me....	Not today.  Come on, Thea....
come on, sweetheart....	But you always let me....
it has its virtues.  it hasn't fallen down yet....	Watch me, Grandma....
sometimes my father puts me in his lap and lets me steer the jeep.	Don't bother Hoagie....
thea....	Sometimes my father puts me in his lap and lets me steer the Jeep.
you'll spoil her.	That's what grandmas are for.
why didn't you tell us?  why didn't you tell us?	I'm sorry.  Please, Carla.  I didn't think there was any danger.  I'm sorry. I love you.  Both of you.
i don't know....	Why didn't you tell us?  Why didn't you tell us?
where's my mother?	I don't know....
how could you do that?  your own daughter....	Where's my mother?
where is she?	How could you do that?  Your own daughter....
she could have been killed...you knew and you didn't tell us...you let your mother think....	Where is she?
sweetheart....	She could have been killed...You knew and you didn't tell us...You let your mother think....
it went away....	Sweetheart....
you knew...?	It went away....
the doctor said she should be all right...she's in shock....	But it went away...We would have known....
thea was attacked by a shark....	The doctor said she should be all right...She's in shock....
what's wrong?  what happened?	Thea was attacked by a shark....
where have you been...?	What's wrong?  What happened?
close the door.	They're at the beach....
i've always wanted to make love to an angry welder.  i've dreamed of nothing else since i was a small boy.	Close the door.
i have work....	I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder.  I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.
off....	I have work....
no....	Off....
turn it off....	No....
then don't come any closer.	Turn it off....
no fair, i'm not armed.	Then don't come any closer.
i don't know...you...i don't know.	No fair, I'm not armed.
what the hell are we arguing about?	I don't know...You...I don't know.
why should there be anything wrong? i'm sitting around the house, enjoying my day off and you start yelling at me about garbage....	What the hell are we arguing about?
we don't have anything straightened out.  you're uptight about something ...what's wrong?	Why should there be anything wrong? I'm sitting around the house, enjoying my day off and you start yelling at me about garbage....
i take out the garbage, because...i'm glad we got that straightened out....	We don't have anything straightened out.  You're uptight about something ...what's wrong?
how come it's my responsibility?	Because....
i thought artists worked with their subconscious....	How come it's my responsibility?
don't give me that preoccupied scientist crap.  i'm trying to get ready for....	I thought artists worked with their subconscious....
my brain is shrinking.  there's only so much room.	Don't give me that preoccupied scientist crap.  I'm trying to get ready for....
it doesn't take much to remember what day they come....	My brain is shrinking.  There's only so much room.
i miss him, matt.  i still can't believe he's gone.	Tell Matt he should be here....
we need beer....	I'll be right there.
big unveiling ceremony in a couple of weeks....	We need beer....
we need milk....	Big unveiling ceremony in a couple of weeks....
make a list.	We need milk....
we forgot to stop at the store.	Make a list.
she calls it, 'tourist on the loose.' local government commissioned it. for the public beach....	We forgot to stop at the store.
it sure is good to be home....	It sure is....
like mother, like son....	My mother always told me, if God had intended us to ride parachutes for fun, we'd have been born with free tickets....
no way....	Chicken....
i've always wanted to ride one of those....	No way....
what do i think?  i think it's a lovely idea....	Please, Mom.  At least consider it. You should get away.  You shouldn't be alone now....
where are you going?	Nowhere....
he was doing his job....	It was a piece of wood.  A shitty piece of wood.  It's not fair....
he was such a good-natured kid... always going out of his way....	He was doing his job....
i bought him his first legal drink. he got so pissed that night....	He told me you both did....
we'll be there....	You make sure they come?
we will...we'll have a lot of time together.  what are you going to do now?	We'll be there....
maybe he's got good taste...i don't think he's spent much time with a woman like you....	I don't know what he thinks...I don't know what I think...I don't even know why I'm talking about it...  It's silly...I'm getting too old for this sort of thing....
part of me wanted to go off with him, the rest of me couldn't...i don't know why he wants me....	Maybe he's got good taste...I don't think he's spent much time with a woman like you....
give it some time, ellen...see what happens.	Part of me wanted to go off with him, the rest of me couldn't...I don't know why he wants me....
i always thought when i grew up i'd know what to do about things like this...i don't even know if he's serious....	Give it some time, Ellen...See what happens.
whatever happens next.....	I always thought when I grew up I'd know what to do about things like this...I don't even know if he's serious....
beginning of what?	Whatever happens next.....
it's beginning....	Beginning of what?
all he did was kiss me....	It's beginning....
at least he doesn't have a beard....	Do you enjoy dealing blackjack?
you want to try your hand at something...?	I'd be afraid of losing....
you caught me....	You're not interfering, Ellen....
henny youngman....	You caught me....
i shouldn't interfere...  my mother-in-law is so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock....	Henny Youngman....
i used to worry...but you know what happens, you find out that scuba diving's safer than climbing into the bathtub....	I shouldn't interfere...  My mother-in-law is so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock....
i can't help it....	I used to worry...But you know what happens, you find out that scuba diving's safer than climbing into the bathtub....
usually it's all he talks about...you mustn't worry....	I can't help it....
do you and michael ever talk about his work...?  about spending so much time working in the water?	Usually it's all he talks about...You mustn't worry....
i could use a half-dozen more arms ...i've only got two weeks to get this thing finished....	Do you and Michael ever talk about his work...?  About spending so much time working in the water?
it'll grow on you.	I like it.  Really....
no cooking while you're here...no washing dishes...no cleaning....	I'm not on vacation....
i hope the man knows what he's doing....	He knows what he has to do....
they won't kill it....	We'll divert it...We'll do something....
we're going down.  all of us....	They won't kill it....
bang sticks are like yelling at it....	We're going down.  All of us....
get the bang sticks.  we're going down.	Bang sticks are like yelling at it....
what the hell's it doing in warm water anyway...?	What difference does it make?  It's here....
sweet breezes...sweet women....	You have something to say about everything....
we have three months of work and approximately no money left to support it....	Spent it all on beer....
you rigged it...you spent all that money on an education and you come back looking like this....	Michael!
michael!  this thing working?	You rigged it...You spent all that money on an education and you come back looking like this....
don't be late.	I won't....
a big one....	A small one...Your brother won't be here....
he heard that.	Good.
ask the big doctor about his work.  tough life you bahamian beach bum... playing in the water all day....	He heard that.
you check it....	I'm on the phone....
the fish.  check it....	You check it....
we don't want any....	Hello?  Thea who?  I know it's Thea Brody.  How many grandchildren do I have?  I know you can use the phone by yourself. You're a big girl.  I know you're five.
adds flavor....	We don't want any....
are you all right?	Adds flavor....
i'm hungry, mom....	Let me finish dinner before you eat it...Chop the peppers....
i see what you're doing....	I'm hungry, Mom....
serves you right.  will you please stop....	Can't help myself....
that hurt....	Serves you right.  Will you please stop....
i'm not doing anything.	That hurt....
that....	I'm not doing anything.
stop what?	That....
stop that....	Stop what?
i will.  i'll miss you, grandma.	I'll miss you....
i'll be in to read you a story.	Good night, Daddy....
i put everything in my room.  my teddy bear is joining us.	Thanks for the consultation....
i didn't.	I put everything in my room.  My Teddy bear is joining us.
i almost forgot....	I didn't.
what's it cost to take a ride on that plane...?	The water's coming in...The water's coming in....
no one.  nothing.  we've got to get this finished before the tide comes in.	It's not nice to be evasive.
who's coming?	No one.  Nothing.  We've got to get this finished before the tide comes in.
you're coming, aren't you...?	Who's coming?
we have to dig it deep so the water will go all the way around...so we can swim to it....	You're silly....
your father was six then.  just like you....	I'm still five....
no, no...it's too dangerous....	Mommy lets me....
i like grandma's cooking....	Thank you....
i never....	Where's the lady who brings the soda?
can i ride one sometime...?	It's too dangerous....
you can stay in my room.	I'd like that.  I need to be away from here.
yes!	You can stay in my room.
in a minute....	What's going on?
we will...we'll have a lot of time together, michael....	I'm going to finish what Jake and I started.  I owe him that.  Hell, I owe him everything....  I'll get something important done for both of us....
promise me....	I'll wear my rubbers...I'll be careful ...I'll be....
promise me you'll be all right....	Promise me....
i want you all to come to amity this summer.	There's a lot...I want to talk about it....
why'd you come out here?	Why'd you take the boat?
it got him....	Why'd you come out here?
you hungry?	No.
i'm tired of hearing about it. there's no shark.  sean wasn't killed by the same shark.. dad didn't die because of it...it's all wrong... some fantasy you've concocted...you keep bringing it up.	You hungry?
it's a terrible thing to know some- thing no one else wants to believe.	I'm tired of hearing about it. There's no shark.  Sean wasn't killed by the same shark.. Dad didn't die because of it...It's all wrong... Some fantasy you've concocted...You keep bringing it up.
i don't want to talk about that.	It's a terrible thing to know some- thing no one else wants to believe.
you looked just like your father... the first time the shark came to amity....	I don't want to talk about that.
i'm your mother.  it's my job....	You looked just like your father... The first time the shark came to Amity....
there's nothing to worry about....	I'm your mother.  It's my job....
i'm worried.. we haven't had our....	There's nothing to worry about....
i m not unhappy.  frustrated maybe... discouraged a little.  it'll work out....	I'm worried.. We haven't had our....
i'm leaving in a few days.  i don't want to do that with you unhappy....	I m not unhappy.  Frustrated maybe... Discouraged a little.  It'll work out....
i have to get this finished.	I'm leaving in a few days.  I don't want to do that with you unhappy....
you and sean used to make....	I have to get this finished.
you look tired....	I'm fine....
trying to write our report....	You look tired....
it's late....	Trying to write our report....
you just got here....	Children are never satisfied.  I have my house, my friends, my job...My life, Michael.  I have to live it. Besides, I'll be back.  Now show your mother what a good dancer you are.
no more sharks.  i'll stay for another week, then....	You just got here....
i'm pleased.  i really am.  really....	No more sharks.  I'll stay for another week, then....
that's it?  good...i thought you'd break out the champagne....	I'm pleased.  I really am.  Really....
good.	That's it?  Good...I thought you'd break out the champagne....
it's not easy.  none of it is.  i have to find some way to get on with my life and i'm going to try.  i finally figured that out.  i'm going to do my best....	Good.
you're not a pain in the ass....	Will you let me finish.  I've been working on this all day.
i'm not going to bother you anymore about your work....	You're not a pain in the ass....
i don't like him chasing around after you...i don't trust him....	He's not chasing and I'm not running. And that's ridiculous....
i enjoy his company....	I don't like him chasing around after you...I don't trust him....
you're having a good time....	I am.
i'm not going to quit now....	You're all I have left...I don't want you going in the water....
you could teach...you could....	I'm not going to quit now....
mom, please don't start that again....	You could teach...You could....
i want you to give up your work....	Mom, please don't start that again....
nothing out of the ordinary....	Once he locked himself in the bathroom and your grandfather had to get the ladder and climb in through the window....
i'll be all right, michael.	Good.  So will I....
we haven't had a real talk, have we? we'll do that before i go.	I'll be all right, Michael.
okay.	We haven't had a real talk, have we? We'll do that before I go.
how are you doing?	Okay.
i'm fine....	How are you doing?
all you all right?	I'm fine....
don't be such a grandma...i was always climbing something....	You were a monkey....
i didn't mean to start that....	Don't be such a Grandma...I was always climbing something....
come on, i'll show you around.	I didn't mean to start that....
oh, i didn't mean....  i'm being such a grandma....	Come on, I'll show you around.
oh, it looks like my uncle's.  he taught me how to sail when i was a kid....	It's Jake's actually...Our floating lab....
there's never been a great white where we live.  it's warm water... they don't like it....	Your brother's dead...Your father's dead....
he died from fear...from having to go out there after it....	There's never been a great white where we live.  It's warm water... They don't like it....
dad died from a heart attack....	He died from fear...From having to go out there after it....
it picked sean...it killed your father....	Dad died from a heart attack....
hey, come on, you can't believe that voodoo.  sharks don't commit murder. they don't pick out a person....	It picked Sean...It killed your father....
i won't have anyone in my family any- where near the water....  never again...never....	Hey, come on, you can't believe that voodoo.  Sharks don't commit murder. They don't pick out a person....
mom, you're upset.  sit down...please....	I won't have anyone in my family any- where near the water....  Never again...Never....
i don't want you in the water anymore....	Mom, you're upset.  Sit down...Please....
i'm just getting started....	I don't want you in the water anymore....
you're damn right i'm serious....	I'm just getting started....
come on, mom, you can't be serious....	You're damn right I'm serious....
i want you to give up that terrible job.	Come on, Mom, you can't be serious....
what?	I want you to give up that terrible job.
i want you to get out of the water....	What?
sit down, ma....	You guys must be starving....
it came for him.  it waited all this time and it came for him....	Mother....
i can't....	Yes you can....
i tried to tell you...i tried....	Give me a hand here for Christ's sake....
you sure you don't need glasses?	My vision is perfect....
there's nothing to be sorry about.	The whole idea is preposterous....
i'm sorry...i....	There's nothing to be sorry about.
because it wouldn't occur to you to know why.  blushing suits you....	I'm sorry...I....
why?	Because it wouldn't occur to you to know why.  Blushing suits you....
i have this overwhelming desire to kiss you, ellen brody.	Why?
there are...i'm tired of one-way conversations....	I have this overwhelming desire to kiss you, Ellen Brody.
there must be plenty of women who would be glad to go....	There are...I'm tired of one-way conversations....
only if he finds out... it's a short hop to the caribbean.  we could take a few days....	There must be plenty of women who would be glad to go....
won't you get in trouble...?	Only if he finds out... It's a short hop to the Caribbean.  We could take a few days....
i borrow it without telling him....	Won't you get in trouble...?
what?	I borrow it without telling him....
i'll nick the boss' plane again....	What?
i like to travel....	I'll nick the boss' plane again....
you're always taking time off....	I like to travel....
i could take some time off....	You're always taking time off....
i dreamed about always being warm... stay a while....	I could take some time off....
that's hard to imagine....	I dreamed about always being warm... Stay a while....
i tried winter once.  burlington, vermont.  flew a run to new york.  i have a bone in my foot that still hasn't thawed.  when i was a small boy....	That's hard to imagine....
but it gets cold in winter....	I tried winter once.  Burlington, Vermont.  Flew a run to New York.  I have a bone in my foot that still hasn't thawed.  When I was a small boy....
i have my own little island.	But it gets cold in winter....
our little island seems to agree with you....	I have my own little island.
i have two right feet.	Good.  I have two left....
you'll be sorry.	I have two right feet.
would you suffer through a dance with me?	You'll be sorry.
all or nothing.  you want to roll them for me?	No!
you're not going to bet it all....	All or nothing.  You want to roll them for me?
couple of more passes and i'll buy my own airplane.. hell, maybe my own airline....	You're not going to bet it all....
a big one....	A big one....
a drink with an umbrella in it....	A big one....
the kind with an umbrella in it....	Give it up... Kick it in the ass... Get on with your life....
sharks come and go, ellen.  people don't have anything to do with it....	The kind with an umbrella in it....
you promised me a drink....	Sharks come and go, Ellen.  People don't have anything to do with it....
no, you're not....	I'm terrific... Come on....
i'm fine.	No, you're not....
nothing....	I'm fine.
what's wrong?	Nothing....
how do you like flying?	It's wonderful....
they took me to the chief, who took a long look at me, then took me in his hut....	The plane's turning....
you're impossible....	They took me to the chief, who took a long look at me, then took me in his hut....
got picked up by a tribe of head- hunters....	You're impossible....
you're not going to tell me, are you?	Got picked up by a tribe of head- hunters....
one time i was flying supplies up the amazon.  went down in the jungle....	You're not going to tell me, are you?
i'm only doing this to get out of my family's hair....	One time I was flying supplies up the Amazon.  Went down in the jungle....
where do i pull off...?	You're doing fine.  I'll keep you out of trouble.  Relax....
it's just like driving a car....	Where do I pull off...?
what are you doing?	If you don't take it, we'll be swimming in a minute.
no one does till they learn....	What are you doing?
i don't know how....	No one does till they learn....
sure you can....	I don't know how....
i can't....	Sure you can....
boss' day off...take the wheel....	I can't....
how can you just take the plane like this?	Boss' day off...Take the wheel....
depends on where you want to go....	Doesn't matter....
i'm not saying you're wrong, just that there are other possibilities....	When it killed Sean it was like a stab in the heart.  I knew with absolute certainty that it had come for him. I knew that.  I know it's coming....
it was no accident....	I'm not saying you're wrong, just that there are other possibilities....
it could have been an accident....	It was no accident....
sometimes i think i'm going crazy. the nightmares....	It could have been an accident....
i always listen to my feelings....	Sometimes I think I'm going crazy. The nightmares....
i...i can't explain it.  it's just something i feel.	I always listen to my feelings....
sometimes talking to a stranger is easier....	I...I can't explain it.  It's just something I feel.
i don't know why i've told you all this.  i hardly know you.	Sometimes talking to a stranger is easier....
flies the plane....	Mostly it feels like driving.  You digging for buried treasure?
can you just go off...?	I'm the captain of this majestic ship.  It goes where I take it....
first time for everything is the best.  after that you know too much and it's never quite the same.	You must get bored easily.
no....	First time for everything is the best.  After that you know too much and it's never quite the same.
yes i can....	I own the airplane.  I can do whatever I want.  I'm the boss.
can you keep a secret?  something no one else knows?	Yes I can....
hurry!	Just like that?
you the architect?	I'm the artist.  Like my mother.
i don't know why i fish here...never catch anything...must be a sign under the water...'beware, hoagie's here....'	You're the man who drives the plane.
want to go for a little ride?	I do....
how come it bumps up and down when there's no road?	The wind does that.  Ever been to the Bahamas before?
i'll get it back next time.	How come it bumps up and down when there's no road?
i have coffee in the thermos.	I'm too young for coffee.  Can I drive the plane?
they had them on the big one....	I have coffee in the thermos.
keep it steady....	Aye, aye, Captain....
maybe the plane gave it indigestion....	They spend half their lives looking for food and the other half eating it   They don't care what it is....
what say we get the hell out of here, ellen brody. ...	Get her started....
it'll come for the plane.  it's attracted to metal.  the electro- magnetic impulse....	Will you get the bloody hell out of here....
hell, that wasn't half bad.. get going...i'll keep it busy....	It'll come for the plane.  It's attracted to metal.  The electro- magnetic impulse....
you sure you know how to do this.	Hell, no.  What kind of pilot do you think I am...?
grab your socks....	You sure you know how to do this.
what do you mean, it'll find her?	She said it was coming....
when we find her we'll radio her position...the coast guard will pick her up.  don't worry....	She'll be all right, partner.. She'll never find it.  We couldn't....
you're going after her in that? you're crazy...it'll take all day in that bathtub....	You got a better idea...?
i hope she's a good sailor....	A shark attacked Thea and some kids...She's going after it....
it was theirs anyway.  i 11 buy us all a drink....	We'll buy you one.  We're having a party....
the damn thing is going to have our asses....	It needs more time to charge.
what happened?	Nothing!  What the hell are you doing down there?
come on, hoagie....	All you passengers are the same.... Complain...Complain....
can't this thing go any faster?	Any faster and it'll turn into a flying Cuisinart and dice us into oblivion....
what do you deliver on all those charters you...?	I fly elephants for smugglers....
what's that....?	What do you deliver on all those charters you...?
i want you to leave her alone.  i don't want you involving her in....	What's that....?
mind if i cut in?  your date's lonely....	The world would be a better place if more sons danced with their mothers.
jake tells me you're going to have to fly for the rest of your life to pay off what you lost at the crap table....	Good news travels fast....
i'll get her.  have a good christmas, matt....	You too, Michael....
let me speak to ellen....	I'll get her.  Have a good Christmas, Matt....
feathers all over the place....	It was like having snow in the house ...Jesus, I miss them.
the stuffing came out of the pillow he was wearing....	Feathers all over the place....
would you talk to her?  she's got it in her head that the shark came for him.  she still blames it for my father's death....	Oh, boy....
she's had a lot to deal with...she needs time....	Would you talk to her?  She's got it in her head that the shark came for him.  She still blames it for my father's death....
i wish there was something i could do....	She's had a lot to deal with...She needs time....
she's a tough lady....	I wish there was something I could do....
she has good days and bad...i don't know....	She's a tough lady....
inch by inch....	How's Ellen?
tricky little devils, aren't they? how's the degree doing?	Inch by inch....
we'll be done pretty soon....	Tricky little devils, aren't they? How's the degree doing?
still tagging conch?	We'll be done pretty soon....
still chasing fish?	Still tagging conch?
yeah....	Still chasing fish?
i don't know what the hell to say....	You don't have to say anything, Matt ...I know how you feel....
tell thea i'm sorry....	I don't know what the hell to say....
matt?	Tell Thea I'm sorry....
jake.	I'm the one who wanted to study it....
we need it to eat electronics, man ...not you.  get it on me....	Jake.
it's my fault...i have to....	We need it to eat electronics, man ...Not you.  Get it on me....
no way....	It's my fault...I have to....
i'll do it, jake.	No way....
your equipment has crapped out again....	My equipment doesn't crap out....
the big picture...if we can't get him to swallow it, we'll shove it up his....	I forgot my rubber gloves.  Let's do it.
wait for the sucker to charge, then hit the switch.  just like taking a picture.	The big picture...If we can't get him to swallow it, we'll shove it up his....
theory, partner...if it responds to external electrical impulse, it might respond to one coming from inside it...confuse it...drive it away....	If we're real lucky, it'll eat itself....
it'll work....	Theory, partner...If it responds to external electrical impulse, it might respond to one coming from inside it...Confuse it...Drive it away....
all the time....	It'll work....
anybody ever tell you you're nuts....	All the time....
if it works, if we can get it inside the bastard and set it off, it'll shock the hell out of it.  we'll need a slave switch to set it off. pull the dry cell out of the radio.	Anybody ever tell you you're nuts....
i've got to get to her....	You jump, you'll kill yourself....
what the hell are you doing?	I've got to get to her....
holy christ....	Mom....
you told me what?	Screw you, Jake....
i don't like the song.	Tough shit.  'When the shark bites with his teeth, dear...'
you don't like my voice...?	I don't like the song.
stop that!	You don't like my voice...?
you'll be the eternal tropo...the old man and the sea...know the words to this one?  'oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear, and he shows them pearly white...'	Stop that!
shove it....	You'll be the eternal tropo...The old man and the sea...Know the words to this one?  'Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear, and he shows them pearly white...'
don't be so down, man.  money's gone...shark's gone...we're back to conch...we've got it made....	Shove it....
shit....	Don't be so down, man.  Money's gone...Shark's gone...We're back to conch...We've got it made....
'it got us in hot water...we should have been there for carla....'	Shit....
'snuck up on me....'	'It got us in hot water...We should have been there for Carla....'
'a moray eel....'	'Snuck up on me....'
'it was so ugly...it was so big....'	'A Moray eel....'
a moray eel...a moray eel....	'It was so ugly...It was so big....'
funny, jake...funny.	Just trying to be helpful....
maybe he only likes white meat....	Funny, Jake...Funny.
how come only me?	Maybe he only likes white meat....
nothing...hey michael...you know i was thinking about yesterday.  maybe all that was wrong was he was hungry....	How come only me?
what about the monitor...?  you getting anything on the shark?	Nothing...Hey Michael...You know I was thinking about yesterday.  Maybe all that was wrong was he was hungry....
i live to hear the sound...you all right?	What about the monitor...?  You getting anything on the shark?
you getting a reading on them?	I live to hear the sound...You all right?
i'm going down, jake....	She's not going to like it....
what about carla's gig?	I'm going down, Jake....
i didn't ask you to....	What about Carla's gig?
i don't like it....	I didn't ask you to....
you fall off a horse, you get right back on or you don't ride again....	I don't like it....
it's my turn in the barrel, man....	You fall off a horse, you get right back on or you don't ride again....
i'm coming...how close is it?	Close...I don't know...Just get the hell....
i've got about a half dozen...i'm going to tag them.  you hearing anything?	Nothing.. But stay within a quarter mile...I've got a three-mile radius on the monitor.  If he comes back I'll hear him.  You'll have time to get up.
if you hadn't been gassing about hoagie....	Maybe it's gone....
maybe the gear crapped out....	If you hadn't been gassing about Hoagie....
we lost it....	Maybe the gear crapped out....
i hear he flies a lot of private charters....	We lost it....
he gambles...he likes a good time...i see him around....	I hear he flies a lot of private charters....
i am...you must know something about him....	He gambles...He likes a good time...I see him around....
half don't...bring her about....	I am...You must know something about him....
half the pilots down here fly drugs ...he's always going off....	Half don't...Bring her about....
bring her about.  we're headed in the wrong direction....	Half the pilots down here fly drugs ...He's always going off....
you think he's not good enough for her?  you're right.  if she was my mother, i'd send her home right now.	Bring her about.  We're headed in the wrong direction....
what's so funny about that?	You think he's not good enough for her?  You're right.  If she was my mother, I'd send her home right now.
i don't remember.  one day he was just here....	What do you know about him?
hoagie.	I don't remember.  One day he was just here....
who?	Hoagie.
how long has he been here...?	Who?
bring her to starboard.	How long has he been here...?
as long as he's been here....	Bring her to starboard.
how long?	As long as he's been here....
what the hell does hoagie have to do with this?	How long?
how long have you known hoagie?	What the hell does Hoagie have to do with this?
what?	How long have you known Hoagie?
how long have you known hoagie?	What?
shit....	How long have you known Hoagie?
what she's got.  nine knots....	Shit....
what are we getting out of this old bucket?	What she's got.  Nine knots....
and it's always worked?	So far..
lots of times....	And it's always worked?
you sure you've done this before?	Lots of times....
i don't know shit about electronics....	You don't know shit about anything. Time you learned....
i thought we were planning a long rosy future together.	So did I....
the shark will get it for us.	I thought we were planning a long rosy future together.
my name goes on that report.  it's a half-assed job, i don't get my doctorate.  neither do you....	The shark will get it for us.
we've got a rare bird here, michael. great whites don't come to the bahamas.  there's never been one down here before.  i'm not just going to let it swim away.	My name goes on that report.  It's a half-assed job, I don't get my doctorate.  Neither do you....
we have at least three months' work left.  we can't write a report...we don't know enough....	We've got a rare bird here, Michael. Great whites don't come to the Bahamas.  There's never been one down here before.  I'm not just going to let it swim away.
okay...we got it together....	We have at least three months' work left.  We can't write a report...We don't know enough....
we got it together, jake....	Okay...we got it together....
when i invited you...	We got it together, Jake....
when i signed on....	When I invited you...
when i got the grant.....	When I signed on....
when we got the grant....	When I got the grant.....
okay.. .we're done, man....	When we got the grant....
we don't write up anything until we're done....	Okay.. .we're done, man....
we're out of money, partner.. we wrap it up, write it up and turn it in... how come your heart sounds stronger than mine?  you got two of them...?	We don't write up anything until we're done....
what for?  we've got a job to finish ...why are you making the monitor?	As the sun slowly sets in the West, we bid a fond farewell to the family of conch....
gave them the day off....	What for?  We've got a job to finish ...Why are you making the monitor?
what happened to clarence and...?	Gave them the day off....
where is everybody?	Down here....
you guys are making this into some- thing that just isn't so... it's just a shark.  a great big bloody wonderful shark.  don't say anything to anyone. the locals find out they'll panic. they'll want to kill it.  we've got us a great white, michael. we're going to do us some real research....	Don't say anything about this to my mother....
trouble with you, jake, is you have no sense of humor....	Holy shit!
spade's a garden tool....	Trouble with you, Jake, is you have no sense of humor....
what?	Spade's a garden tool....
i wish you wouldn't say that....	What?
oh, it's okay for you, but not for me....	I've struck the mother-lode.  I'm counting... spade work....
stop busting my hump....	Oh, it's okay for you, but not for me....
how many?	Stop busting my hump....
he's just trying to keep you from disappearing up your own....	You're nothing but a bunch of goddamn romantics.  You're never going to amount to anything.
it's not a bad life, jake....	You're afraid of the competition out there....
a regular tropo...spend the rest of your life in a bathing suit, living off nickel and dime grants.  you want to be a bum all your life, be my guest.  not me.  i'm not growing old chasing snails and dying from terminal crotch rot....	It's not a bad life, Jake....
they put bombs on dolphins....	I know a guy who got money from them to study eels....
money is money....	They put bombs on dolphins....
forget it....	Money is money....
office of naval research has some money....	Forget it....
sharp shirt, jake....	May your sex life be as busy as your shirt....
bad boy....	I didn't do it on purpose....
maybe i missed you too....	Where the hell's the beer...?
put me down, damnit....	Maybe I missed you too....
they won't fight with me....	Put me down, damnit....
put me down....	They won't fight with me....
i missed you, is all.  it's dull around here working alone...smelling all that sweet cologne....	Put me down....
shouldn't pick on that.  sorry.  i'm sorry about your brother....	Yeah, well, just stop yelling.
hey!	Shouldn't pick on that.  Sorry.  I'm sorry about your brother....
you leave me high and dry...you come back looking like a zombie....	Hey!
you couldn't find your ass with both hands....	You leave me high and dry...You come back looking like a zombie....
a blind man could find more conch on a mountainside....	You couldn't find your ass with both hands....
if you made them right, it wouldn't happen...they leak....	A blind man could find more conch on a mountainside....
you didn't stick them on right....	If you made them right, it wouldn't happen...They leak....
i stuck them on, man....	You didn't stick them on right....
i made them, man....	I stuck them on, man....
maybe it's the tags that suck....	I made them, man....
the readings suck....	Maybe it's the tags that suck....
i know how to tag a damn conch....	The readings suck....
if we had some decent money, i'd be able to read their temperatures... study their motor systems....	If you'd leave me alone, I'd be able to get my work done....
we're being paid to see where they go...how they propagate....	If we had some decent money, I'd be able to read their temperatures... Study their motor systems....
we'll pass around cigars....	We're being paid to see where they go...How they propagate....
the females have eggs....	We'll pass around cigars....
you moved any slower, you'd grow roots...we've got a schedule...shake it, man....	The females have eggs....
i'm separating the ladies from the gentlemen....	You moved any slower, you'd grow roots...We've got a schedule...shake it, man....
you tagging them...?	I'm separating the ladies from the gentlemen....
will you leave me alone...?	You tagging them...?
how many...?	Will you leave me alone...?
stop busting my hump....	Try the area around the wreck....
stop farting around....	Stop busting my hump....
when he has a pillow over his head....	You want to be careful how you talk to me... I'm about to become famous...You should see....
woman has taste....	When he has a pillow over his head....
manage the whole damn place some day. i'm looking forward to living in the style to which i would like to become accustomed....	I'd have to manage a nookie parlor to do that....
i'm training to....	Manage the whole damn place some day. I'm looking forward to living in the style to which I would like to become accustomed....
she's in management....	I'm training to....
i just want to make an honest woman of you....	I'm not going to marry you until you straighten out your life and your hair.
don't go weak in the knees on me tonight....	I just want to make an honest woman of you....
happy birthday, darling. ...	Don't go weak in the knees on me tonight....
oh, jake...	Happy birthday, darling. ...
now wait a minute... i'm being serious here....	Oh, Jake...
i told you....	Now wait a minute... I'm being serious here....
more beautiful with each passing minute...	I told you....
here comes the cow ca-ca....	More beautiful with each passing minute...
who grows more beautiful....	Here comes the cow ca-ca....
here it comes....	Who grows more beautiful....
i knew there was a reason i could afford this.  to the woman of my dreams.. who grows more beautiful....	Here it comes....
how much longer?  this is supposed to be your party.	In a few minutes....
listen to carla...marry me...i'm tall, dark and handsome...two out of three ain't bad....	Don't flatter yourself....
i'll take care of it.	Deputy Brody will take care of it personally.
claims kids come around at night and tip over his sleeping cows.  they're not giving milk.	I'll take care of it.
cow tipping?	Claims kids come around at night and tip over his sleeping cows.  They're not giving milk.
gone to ben masters' place.  cow tipping.	Cow tipping?
where's lenny?	Gone to Ben Masters' place.  Cow tipping.
that man keeps calling about his training film.  i can't convince him we don't have a s.w.a.t. team.	Good night, Polly....
anything to do before i go home?	That man keeps calling about his training film.  I can't convince him we don't have a S.W.A.T. team.
you have the safety talk at school, one o'clock tomorrow....	Anything to do before I go home?
we're out of decaf...we're out of petty cash...and we're out of requisition forms....	You have the safety talk at school, one o'clock tomorrow....
that bad, huh?	We're out of decaf...We're out of petty cash...And we're out of requisition forms....
oh, no. i wouldn't go ...	Well, with me, it's all right. I'll kiss you and hug you. You see if I don't.  Now Mama, Mama, stop now. You're gettin' kittenish. Mama, listen, I'm gonna sing this like I will if I go on the stage. You know, with this show. I'm gonna sing it jazzy. Now get this ...
yes, i'm gonna ride on the shoot-the-chutes. an' you know in the dark mill? ever been in the dark mill?	Oh, no. I wouldn't go ...
yeah?	Yes, I'm gonna ride on the Shoot-the-Chutes. An' you know in the Dark Mill? Ever been in the Dark Mill?
what? whatta you mean, no? who is -- who is telling you? whatta you mean, no? yes, you'll wear pink or else. or else you'll wear pink.  and, darlin', oh, i'm gonna take you to coney island.	Yeah?
no, jakie, no. i-i-i-	What? Whatta you mean, no? Who is -- who is telling you? Whatta you mean, no? Yes, you'll wear pink or else. Or else you'll wear pink.  And, darlin', oh, I'm gonna take you to Coney Island.
yes, she will. you see if she isn't. and i'm gonna get you a nice pink dress that'll go with your brown eyes.	No, Jakie, no. I-I-I-
oh no--	Yes, she will. You see if she isn't. And I'm gonna get you a nice pink dress that'll go with your brown eyes.
you'll never guess. shut your eyes, mama. shut 'em for little jakie. ha. i'm gonna steal something.  ha, ha, ha, ha. i'll give it back to you some day, too, you see if i don't. mama, darlin', if i'm a success in this show, well, we're gonna move from here. oh yes, we're gonna move up in the bronx. a lot of nice green grass up there and a whole lot of people you know. there's the ginsbergs, the guttenbergs, and the goldbergs. oh, a whole lotta bergs; i don't know 'em all. and i'm gonna buy you a nice black silk dress, mama. you see mrs. friedman, the butcher's wife, she'll be jealous of you.	Oh no--
what?	You'll never guess. Shut your eyes, Mama. Shut 'em for little Jakie. Ha. I'm gonna steal something.  Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'll give it back to you some day, too, you see if I don't. Mama, darlin', if I'm a success in this show, well, we're gonna move from here. Oh yes, we're gonna move up in the Bronx. A lot of nice green grass up there and a whole lot of people you know. There's the Ginsbergs, the Guttenbergs, and the Goldbergs. Oh, a whole lotta Bergs; I don't know 'em all. And I'm gonna buy you a nice black silk dress, Mama. You see Mrs. Friedman, the butcher's wife, she'll be jealous of you.
i'm glad of it. i'd rather please you than anybody i know of. oh, darlin', will you give me something?	What?
yes.	I'm glad of it. I'd rather please you than anybody I know of. Oh, darlin', will you give me something?
did you like that, mama?	Yes.
how about any guys on your staff?	We only got one .. He doesn't drive.
only me and mom ..	How about any guys on your staff?
i'm sorry to worry you with this, but we had a real serious robbery, and we- 're chasing a white v.w. van? you guy came up an the computer, so as a matt- er of routine we have to check. could you tell me who's driven it recently?	Only me and Mom ..
no, my mother's .. you better stop in .. i'm just here to feed the cat.	I'm sorry to worry you with this, but we had a real serious robbery, and we- 're chasing a white V.W. van? You guy came up an the computer, so as a matt- er of routine we have to check. Could you tell me who's driven it recently?
is it your vehicle?	No, my mother's .. You better stop in .. I'm just here to feed the cat.
the van?	Is it your vehicle?
i'm afraid it's the "van" again.	The van?
as i said, sergeant, you nearly ran into <u>me</u>? what's the problem?	I'm afraid it's the "van" again.
you ain't going in alone?	That's a liability, Ross. I don't want you hanging on to my shirt. Anyone but me comes down these stairs, take em out but try and keep him alive. I want this bastard living ..
alright. i'll start at the top, and work down.	You ain't going in alone?
we're not <u>here</u>. i don't want the desk to hear us ..	Alright. I'll start at the top, and work down.
what if we need a back up?	We're not <u>here</u>. I don't want the desk to hear us ..
<u>hit those wipers, ross</u>.	What if we need a back up?
policemen's bodies age at diff- erent rates. look at me. gut in its fifties. balls in their six- ties. and feet in their eighties ..	<u>Hit those wipers, Ross</u>.
what d'you mean, "bits."	Policemen's bodies age at diff- erent rates. Look at me. Gut in its fifties. Balls in their six- ties. And feet in their eighties ..
bits.	What d'you mean, "bits."
bull shit .. i'm in my prime ..	Bits.
it's twenty of three.	Bull shit .. I'm in my prime ..
i guess by the bed.	It's twenty of three.
where's your watch?	I guess by the bed.
hey ..	Where's your watch?
listen, you don't havta come?	Hey ..
now?	This "cop" that's calling, thinks she gonna be there over Christmas.
i'm going up to the institute.	Now?
what exactly you doing, john?	I'm going up to the institute.
jesus. what are you doin?	I spose I'm drinking myself to sleep. It's Helena's Christmas songs .. they're really pretty ..
hey, john, don't start getting antsy over this tonight. it may well have been the local cops?	That's just what I wanna find out.
you got a quiet phone somewhere?	Hey, John, don't start getting antsy over this tonight. It may well have been the local cops?
yeah .. i guess she's in the kit- chen .. we got a so-called prof- essional cook out there having a nervous breakdown over a turkey ..	Are you sure you didn't call?
can't thank you enough, ross ..	Don't thank me. Thank Margie.
what about citrine?	Screw Citrine. He can fire me.
i dunno what i'd do with your help. i've gotta take her out of there ..	What about Citrine?
i dunno what i can do to help you?	I dunno what I'd do with your help. I've gotta take her out of there ..
don't give me that! <u>not another</u> <u>word</u>! when you had the fat lady in there, and i asked you if she was lying, you looked me right in the eyes and said <u>yes</u>. so as far as i was concerned, <u>she's ly-</u> <u>ing</u>. and if the king of fucking england had walked in & told me different, i wouldn't have bel- ieved him - because <u>you</u> told me ..	I dunno what I can do to help you?
everything you say sounds reason- able. but there's also a reason- able explanation for the opposite.	Don't give me that! <u>Not another</u> <u>word</u>! When you had the Fat Lady in there, and I asked you if she was lying, you looked me right in the eyes and said <u>yes</u>. So as far as I was concerned, <u>she's ly-</u> <u>ing</u>. And if the King of fucking England had walked in & told me different, I wouldn't have bel- ieved him - because <u>you</u> told me ..
<u>i'm sick of this toy town shit</u>.	Everything you say sounds reason- able. But there's also a reason- able explanation for the opposite.
ease off, john ..	<u>I'm sick of this toy town shit</u>.
how the hell do i know <u>who</u>? some jerk-off. some peeping-tom prick.	Ease off, John ..
i'm asking it.	How the hell do I know <u>who</u>? Some jerk-off. Some peeping-tom prick.
that's a very stupid question, ross.	I'm asking it.
well .. i didn't know that ..	No .. You didn't know that ..
<u>one hundred fucking per cent</u>! .. and you know why? coz i never told her good-bye. o.k.? is that good enough for the "committee?"	Well .. I didn't know that ..
you don't really believe this?	<u>One hundred fucking per cent</u>! .. And you know why? Coz I never told her good-bye. O.K.? Is that good enough for the "committee?"
i'm already familiar with taylor's opinion.	You don't really believe this?
i'm not in here to apologize, john. i told you what was gonna happen & it's happened? "good-bye, princess," & the same night she gets attacked? that's a tough one to swallow, bro?	I'm already familiar with Taylor's opinion.
nothing you gotta say do i wanna hear right now. so save yourself saying it.	I'm not in here to apologize, John. I told you what was gonna happen & it's happened? "Good-bye, Princess," & the same night she gets attacked? That's a tough one to swallow, Bro?
you don't need me to tell you what hap- pens when you get emotionally involved?	Alright, enough, Ross. You'll bring on my "Nervous Tick" ...
sure.	You don't need me to tell you what hap- pens when you get emotionally involved?
alright, she wasn't lying about the van. but it could have been <u>any</u> van? any little foreign diesel? .. she's <u>blind</u>, bro .. it's sad .. she's pro- bably lonely, and you're a nice guy to have around .. but you're getting far too far into the element, brother ..	Sure.
she wasn't lying about the van.	Alright, she wasn't lying about the van. But it could have been <u>any</u> van? Any little foreign diesel? .. She's <u>blind</u>, Bro .. It's sad .. She's pro- bably lonely, and you're a nice guy to have around .. But you're getting far too far into the element, Brother ..
you're a fucking great policeman, but give yourself a break. you're here 5 minutes, you find yourself a fucking homicide? .. not many people could do that in a place like this .. and you gotta admit, there's a lot of shaky areas in this case? .. i mean, stop me if i'm going up the wrong nostril ..	She wasn't lying about the van.
just makes to so god damned mad ..	You're a fucking great policeman, but give yourself a break. You're here 5 minutes, you find yourself a fucking homicide? .. Not many people could do that in a place like this .. And you gotta admit, there's a lot of shaky areas in this case? .. I mean, stop me if I'm going up the wrong nostril ..
you gotta stop calling los angeles .. you're dragging l.a. around with you like an addiction.  look at the shit you're putting yourself through? for what? for <u>nothing</u>, i know it, i been there. remember me? up to my asshole in anger, living off the vitamins in cigarettes?  if there's a body under the snow, <u>fuck</u> <u>it</u>. let somebody else worry about it. you gotta accept you stopped living in that world, & try and give yourself a break in this ..	Just makes to so God damned mad ..
john, <u>stop</u> <u>it</u>. the case is on its ass, you're closed.  c'mon, let it go for once .. have a drink. c'mon, relax, drink your beer ..	You gotta stop calling Los Angeles .. You're dragging L.A. around with you like an addiction.  Look at the shit you're putting yourself through? For what? For <u>nothing</u>, I know it, I been there. Remember me? Up to my asshole in anger, living off the vitamins in cigarettes?  If there's a body under the snow, <u>fuck</u> <u>it</u>. Let somebody else worry about it. You gotta accept you stopped living in that world, & try and give yourself a break in this ..
i never knew about the sailor the- ory, ross. he might have that one little thing i need in his files?	John, <u>stop</u> <u>it</u>. The case is on its ass, you're closed.  C'mon, let it go for once .. Have a drink. C'mon, relax, drink your beer ..
stop it.	I never knew about the sailor the- ory, Ross. He might have that one little thing I need in his files?
god, it pisses me off, ross.	No God, Brother. If there was a God, asses wouldn't be at the perfect height for kicking.
why's she blind, bro?	Car accident.
no, i think you'll find i looked like he could have? by accident even? he's up here spraying the scenery all day.	He didn't shoot it, Ross. And no way by accident. There's a flash-burn. It was point-blank.
you looked like you did?	No, I think you'll find I looked like he could have? By accident even? He's up here spraying the scenery all day.
did i say he did?	You looked like you did?
i wish he'd tell that to citrine.	Did I say he did?
i dunno, i daren't go in there - just about get her wired up, and the fucking mayor walks in - mad as hell - what are we doing fuck- ing with his staff? we should be out chasing major violators ..	I wish he'd tell that to Citrine.
all but .. how <u>you</u> doing?	I dunno, I daren't go in there - just about get her wired up, and the fucking mayor walks in - mad as hell - what are we doing fuck- ing with his staff? We should be out chasing major violators ..
did he shut you down?	All but .. How <u>you</u> doing?
you believe me, don't you?	What does it matter what I bel- ieve? .. What you gotta worry about is what Citrine believes ..
that isn't what you said before.	I was wrong.
we've fused into a major series, ross. this girl isn't the second victim. this is "jennifer <u>eight</u>."	That isn't what you said before.
for a <u>dead</u> <u>dog</u>?	We've fused into a major series, Ross. This girl isn't the second victim. This is "Jennifer <u>Eight</u>."
i wanna take that fucking blind in- stitute to pieces .. every address book, every phone call, everyone in and outta there in the last 5 years ..	For a <u>dead</u> <u>dog</u>?
listen to me saying what?	I wanna take that fucking Blind In- stitute to pieces .. Every address book, every phone call, everyone in and outta there in the last 5 years ..
that's what i'm here for. i want you to come and see citrine with me?  he's not gonna here it from me but i know he'd listen to you.	Listen to me saying what?
identity of whom? you got a girl, doesn't even have a driver's lic- ense? .. she's untraceable, john .. you need fifty detectives on this.	That's what I'm here for. I want you to come and see Citrine with me?  He's not gonna here it from me but I know he'd listen to you.
they possibly did - but they nev- er had a head, so they never had a bullet - and they never got an i.d. - not on any of em - never bust a homicide unless you know who your victim is - we're the first to get a positive identity.	Identity of whom? You got a girl, doesn't even have a driver's lic- ense? .. She's untraceable, John .. You need fifty detectives on this.
how come the f.b.i. don't put anya this together? they work- ed over "jennifer" for months?	They possibly did - but they nev- er had a head, so they never had a bullet - and they never got an I.D. - not on any of em - never bust a homicide unless you know who your victim is - we're the first to get a positive identity.
six girls over a period of 18 months, and give or take a head or two, the m.o.'s exactly the same. dark hair. no hands. all shot with a high velocity twen- ty-two in the back of the head.	How come the F.B.I. don't put anya this together? They work- ed over "Jennifer" for months?
i remember the old bastard's liver! i don't believe you did that. i had a great sent- imental attachment to that.	You want me to stop the car?
it's not your friend. it keeps you sucking. remem- ber the old bum's lungs?	I remember the old bastard's liver! I don't believe you did that. I had a great sent- imental attachment to that.
what are you doing, ross? i've had that 15 years! ..	It's not your friend. It keeps you sucking. Remem- ber the old Bum's lungs?
to throw out of the window.	What are you doing, Ross? I've had that 15 years! ..
what do you want it for?	To throw out of the window.
i don't want excuses, i want that weird-looking stuff called "cash."	What do you want it for?
i had one <u>puff</u> on a <u>pipe</u>.	I don't want excuses, I want that weird-looking stuff called "cash."
i need some security. i don't trust you anymore.	I had one <u>puff</u> on a <u>pipe</u>.
why?	I need some security. I don't trust you anymore.
then give me that zippo.	Why?
i haven't got it.	Then give me that Zippo.
pay me, and i shut up.	I haven't got it.
don't start again. if you win a bet, you can't keep winning it ..	Pay me, and I shut up.
so am i. but where's my money?	Don't start again. If you win a bet, you can't keep winning it ..
maybe not? i'm feeling lucky ..	So am I. But where's my money?
forget it. they got stringent hyg- iene rules. he's long gone in lime.	Maybe not? I'm feeling lucky ..
we're going.	Forget it. They got stringent hyg- iene rules. He's long gone in lime.
no way .. not me, mister. i'm not going up there again. might find someone's prick in a hot-dog roll.	We're going.
alright, i didn't, but i nearly did, and if i had i'd have been right .. i knew there was some- thing about that labrador, that dog was too good to be dead .. we gotta get back up that dump ..	No way .. not me, Mister. I'm not going up there again. Might find someone's prick in a hot-dog roll.
no, you didn't.	Alright, I didn't, but I nearly did, and if I had I'd have been right .. I knew there was some- thing about that Labrador, that dog was too good to be dead .. We gotta get back up that dump ..
had a seeing eye dog since she was eighteen .. didn't i tell you those dogs meant something ..	No, you didn't.
let me just keep going a while. she might remember something?	<u>What</u>? She's <u>blind</u>, Bro. You may as well ask one of these Beethoven guys on the piano?
thank christ we got a witness.	Let me just keep going a while. She might remember something?
this looks promising .. i think this one could be it?	Thank Christ we got a witness.
where is everyone?	I dunno .. I guess this is staff side of the building?
pig woman agreed to take a test.	I think I got something - twenty two years old, dark hair - study- ing mathematics -  - Last seen <u>5 weeks ago</u> ..
o.k. and i'm not in love with this fukker? that's how i feel about him.	No you don't. That's how you <u>think</u> you feel about him. That's how you feel about <u>yourself</u>. You won't give yourself one-fucking-minute for <u>you</u>.
because i dislike her too much ..	O.K. and I'm not in love with this fukker? That's how I feel about him.
why don't you dump the "fat lady?"	Because I dislike her too much ..
why don't you dump it? mail it off. give the fucking f.b.i. a present?	Why don't you dump the "Fat Lady?"
what do you mean, ross?	Why don't you dump it? Mail it off. Give the fucking F.B.I. a present?
worrying - clicking - picking - you may as well be back in los angeles.	What do you mean, Ross?
what do you mean?	Worrying - clicking - picking - You may as well be back in Los Angeles.
someone bet me a dollar ..	A dollar? .. Not worth giving up for a dollar ..
how'd you do it, old man?	Someone bet me a dollar ..
i don't mean this "system" shit that keeps you sucking, i mean <u>stop</u> .. i was exactly like you are .. i used to wake in the night - heart going so hard i coulda made love with my left tit .. if i can stop, <u>you</u> can ..	How'd you do it, old man?
i <u>am</u> stopping smoking ...	I don't mean this "system" shit that keeps you sucking, I mean <u>stop</u> .. I was exactly like you are .. I used to wake in the night - heart going so hard I coulda made love with my left tit .. If I can stop, <u>you</u> can ..
you gotta stop smoking ..	I <u>am</u> stopping smoking ...
maybe?	Find yourself a farmer's daughter with nice big fucking tits, and shake that "bye-bye." Send it to Sacramento, John .. I sniff grief ..
you want my advice?	Maybe?
because it's a ritual you gotta go through with. i'm down to 10.	You want my advice?
why don't you throw them all away, and smoke none?	Because it's a ritual you gotta go through with. I'm down to 10.
it's a technique i read about. if you smoke 60 a day, you buy three packs, throw one cigar- ette away, and smoke 59. day 2, you throw 2 away and smoke 58 ..	Why don't you throw them all away, and smoke none?
he thinks you stole his promotion.  what exactly you doin there, john?	It's a method for quitting smoking.
i already did. what's his problem?	He thinks you stole his promotion.  What exactly you doin there, John?
it's an "unsolved." they spent 500 thousand dollars & bought emselves a dead end - you might wanna check it with taylor, he worked the case.	I already did. What's his problem?
there's nothing in the files?	Watch my lips .. <u>Don't get into it</u> ..
because, don't get into it ...	There's nothing in the files?
why so coy about the word "frozen"?	Because, don't get into it ...
seven thirty-five .. here, "town gets top cop." i was gonna pin it to your wall.	Why so coy about the word "frozen"?
what time is it?	Seven thirty-five .. Here, "Town Gets Top Cop." I was gonna pin it to your wall.
not too good in daylight ..	C'mon, just shut your eyes until it's painted.  You're gonna love it. This is "God's Country," John.
what does that mean?	Not too good in daylight ..
o.k.	What does that mean?
how's the new residence?	O.K.
not today .. i'm on a diet to- day .. i'll take a diet soda ..	Since when did you drink diet soda?
not for me ..	What d'you mean, I just opened it for you? This is <u>French</u> champagne.
who is who?	A professional, whining, con-person bitch with an ass the size of Africa ..
yeah, he can go ...	Think I'll lay down with him. Only way I'll get outta here.
the <u>dogs</u>?	Two dogs. He should do the dogs.
we give it one more hour. did the photographer do the dogs?	The <u>dogs</u>?
what do you think?	I think you're here all day.
what about that kid, ross?	Oh, shit. Of course. The kid.  <u>Travis</u>. Find that kid and get the knife off him. He's gonna lie to you - but he's got it - so <u>get</u> it. Well, go on, get on with it. Whatta you staring at?
watch my lips, coz you're not gonna believe this - <u>this</u> is a rare occurrence. we haven't had a body in eighteen months.	What about that kid, Ross?
so what happened to the barbecues, and fishing?	Watch my lips, coz you're not gonna believe this - <u>this</u> is a rare occurrence. We haven't had a body in eighteen months.
mr blattis, of our local news- paper. you sure it's a suicide?	Uh huh .. He's well rehearsed ..
no, sir. i haven't started till monday. i'm a "tourist."	"Welcome to Eureka."
you heard. look for the knife.	No, Sir. I haven't started till Monday. I'm a "tourist."
i dunno .. guess the dozer musta shifted him? you need some hands up here to look ..	You heard. Look for the knife.
be my guest. what you got?	Old guy, offed himself with a knife. I can't find the knife.
i hope i'm not intruding?	Be my guest. What you got?
did you bring it with you?	I hope I'm not intruding?
you ain't talking to no one, till you calm down.	I am calm .. <u>I am calm</u> ..
i'll sign anything you want. <u>please</u>. bring here her .. <u>i want helena here</u> ..	You ain't talking to no one, till you calm down.
i want serato ..  why can't i have serato?	Coz I'm <u>short of men</u> & Ang- elo won't do it .. Who ever I got free first - <u>you</u> <u>get</u> ..
alright, you got it. and i'll be putting an observer in with you.	I want Serato ..  Why can't I have Serato?
and did they?	No.
i never asked if he could "see." i just asked one or two of the stud- ents if they remembered anything?	And did they?
he says, you freaked one of em out?  "asking a newly blind kid if he can 'see,' is both cruel, and dangerous" ..	I never asked if he could "see." I just asked one or two of the stud- ents if they remembered anything?
that's bullshit,	He says, you freaked one of em out?  "Asking a newly blind kid if he can 'see,' is both cruel, and dangerous" ..
got a letter from this goodridge guy? says, you're upsetting his students?	That's bullshit,
once.	Got a letter from this Goodridge guy? Says, you're upsetting his students?
i'm talking, outside the girl?	Once.
three or four.	I'm talking, outside the girl?
don't underestimate me .. the mayor's pissed - but that's nothing to do with this - sit down - how many times have you been up at that institute?	Three or four.
is that my punishment for embarrassing mr heineman?	Don't underestimate me .. the Mayor's pissed - but that's nothing to do with this - sit down - How many times have you been up at that institute?
i'm shutting you down on this "blind thing," john.	Is that my punishment for embarrassing Mr Heineman?
we have a multiple homicide, sir ..	We have a body part in suspicious circumstances - a tailor's dummy wearing a brassiere - <u>and a bill</u> <u>for seventeen dollars for its wig</u>!
i <u>have</u> heard you. you just don't like hearing <u>me</u>. you got this whole damned thing outta proportion. i don't know what you gotten used to in los angeles, but i don't believe there's a police chief, <u>in this country</u>, would put a task force together for a body part ..	We have a multiple homicide, Sir ..
if you're not gonna hear me, chief ..	I <u>have</u> heard you. You just don't like hearing <u>me</u>. You got this whole damned thing outta proportion. I don't know what you gotten used to in Los Angeles, but I don't believe there's a Police Chief, <u>in this country</u>, would put a task force together for a body part ..
she's <u>not</u> "missing." did she shout? did she scream? did he coerce her? <u>no</u>. she left of her own free will .. and if she gets on a plane and goes to peru with the prick, she's still not missing. you got no case, john.	If you're not gonna hear me, Chief ..
it's <u>her</u> hand. <u>her</u> scars. <u>her</u> dog. her dog's shot. and she's missing.	She's <u>not</u> "missing." Did she shout? Did she scream? Did he coerce her? <u>No</u>. She left of her own free will .. And if she gets on a plane and goes to Peru with the prick, she's still not missing. You got no case, John.
it could be anyone's hand. illeg- ally disposed of hospital debris ..	It's <u>her</u> hand. <u>Her</u> scars. <u>Her</u> dog. Her dog's shot. And she's missing.
no, sir.	It could be anyone's hand. Illeg- ally disposed of hospital debris ..
have you got a print from the hand?	No, Sir.
no.	Have you got a print from the hand?
have you got a match on the bullet?	No.
he <u>hasn't</u> hidden it. he never made a hit this far north before, and he never read a weather forecast .. she's probably fifteen feet from the highway, three feet under snow.	Have you got a match on the bullet?
then <u>where's the body</u>? .. where's the body, and <u>why's he hidden it</u>?	He <u>hasn't</u> hidden it. He never made a hit this far north before, and he never read a weather forecast .. She's probably fifteen feet from the highway, three feet under snow.
coz this is a major & we're closer to this bastard than anyone's ever been.	Then <u>where's the body</u>? .. Where's the body, and <u>why's he hidden it</u>?
you're pushing this too hard. it's like you <u>want</u> me to say <u>stop</u>? you must know that's the way this is going, john? there's other work to do, why don't ya ease off a little?	Coz this is a major & we're closer to this bastard than anyone's ever been.
what do you want me to do, chief?	I'm not telling you what to do. What I will say, is <u>right</u> <u>now</u>, that child's tricycle there is more important to me than this ..
sucked in officers from all over the county. and it was the worst six months this station ever had.	What do you want me to do, Chief?
i thought it was taylor's case?	Sucked in officers from all over the county. And it was the worst six months this station ever had.
probably making him feel a bit antsy seein it back on the wall. he worked a lotta time on this.	I thought it was Taylor's case?
i got four points of posit- ive comparison on the cut ..	Yeah, that's all very inter- esting, but where's the body?
i don't see that at all ..	I got four points of posit- ive comparison on the cut ..
yes, sir, i think they maybe. i think "jennifer," and this lady got hit by the same guy?	I don't see that at all ..
what is all this jennifer stuff?	Yes, Sir, I think they maybe. I think "Jennifer," and this lady got hit by the same guy?
hair on her hand. plus jen- nifer had raven black hair.	What is all this Jennifer stuff?
how do you know her hair's black?	Hair on her hand. Plus Jen- nifer had raven black hair.
laser enhancement of the finger- tip .. it's really bothering me .. see these striations right here?  it's like she's always worrying the end of her finger? rubbing it with a thumb nail, or something?	How do you know her hair's black?
what is that?	Laser enhancement of the finger- tip .. it's really bothering me .. See these striations right here?  It's like she's always worrying the end of her finger? Rubbing it with a thumb nail, or something?
why did he ask if it was frozen?	That, I couldn't tell you .. And don't worry about anya this crap, by the time you're back it's gone ..
kid told me he didn't take it?	Maybe he's lying to you?
no .. but we have a theory ..	Kid told me he didn't take it?
did you find the knife, sergeant?	No .. But we have a theory ..
i think he would have if he could have - been trying to get me up here long enough - i think he may have bribed the old guy to retire ..	Popeye wasn't old. Younger than you.
did he get you the job?	I think he would have if he could have - been trying to get me up here long enough - I think he may have bribed the old guy to retire ..
is this normal?	Average rainfall, 48 inches. Pisses down, October to June.
my pleasure .. who's popeye?	Your predecessor. He did- n't like to get outta bed. Catch you later, Freddy T ..
alright, gentlemen, i'm gonna leave you. i got a couple of questions for the paper, serg- eant? mind if i swing by later, wring out a tea-bag with you?	My pleasure .. Who's Popeye?
what does that mean, sergeant?	Cut your own throat, you're ner- vous about it, tend to hesitate. He's got three trial cuts, lower left side of the neck, before he works up courage for the big one.
week or two.  musta been on the ker- osene.  stinks like a diesel engine.	Fucken noddle's hanging off ..
i've heard you call him freddy.	You <u>haven't</u>. And you got no voice in here, Taylor, <u>so keep it shut</u>.
i've told you the truth. it isn't me .. i've never call- ed ross "freddy" in my life ..	I've heard you call him Freddy.
he's offerin you a deal? why don't you take it ..	He ain't offerin me shit.
i know what a "witness" is.	Well, her, it ain't. That bitch is blind as a blonde fucken bat.
<u>if</u>, your friend from san diego was up here, and thought for <u>one</u> out of <u>two fucken seconds</u>, she was a danger to him, he'da taken her out weeks ago ..	I know what a "witness" is.
you don't know what you done, taylor.	<u>If</u>, your friend from San Diego was up here, and thought for <u>one</u> out of <u>two fucken seconds</u>, she was a danger to him, he'da taken her out weeks ago ..
hey, c'mon, country boys, let's all line up and hear the expert.	Just walk away from me, Taylor ..
don't you know nothing about this guy? he <u>reads</u> the newspapers. col- lects the cuttings. when are they gonna find her? now he's reading helena robertson's name, phrased like she's a fucking witness. you couldn't have done anything more stupid if you'd sat down & tried ..	Hey, c'mon, country boys, let's all line up and hear the expert.
bullshit.	Don't you know nothing about this guy? He <u>reads</u> the newspapers. Col- lects the cuttings. When are they gonna find her? Now he's reading Helena Robertson's name, phrased like she's a fucking witness. You couldn't have done anything more stupid if you'd sat down & tried ..
so read it! you just hung a target around her neck!	Bullshit.
alright, i gave him the case? .. so the case is closed, so what?	So read it! You just hung a target around her neck!
don't lie, taylor. i just had this blattis guy on the phone asking me for a comment - you gave him the whole damned case!	Alright, I gave him the case? .. So the case is closed, so what?
i may have said some- thing. i don't recall.	Don't lie, Taylor. I just had this Blattis guy on the phone asking me for a comment - you gave him the whole damned case!
<u>you</u> put it in there.	I may have said some- thing. I don't recall.
his blind friend got "attacked." angelo went up there, and some- how, it got itself in the paper.	<u>You</u> put it in there.
vehicle references.	Wrong cabinet.
what are you looking for?	Vehicle references.
.. feel like i'm getting close to this guy .. and all the time, feel like i'm sharpening a pencil with a broken load .. i'm sorry, king j ..	What are you looking for?
yeah, in and outta frisco on the big boats .. every lead we had went right out to sea .. night, night, freddy t .. john ..	How come he's suddenly so forth- coming? I'd like to kick him right in the ass. If he'd discussed it with me, I mighta gotten somewhere ..
well, apparently, she saw amber the weekend she left, & was briefly in the room with the guy she left with.	I see .. Well, she's teaching an- other class at four .. I'd apprec- iate it if you don't detain her ..
as she's a member of my staff, may i ask what this is about?	Well, apparently, she saw Amber the weekend she left, & was briefly in the room with the guy she left with.
yes, sir.	As she's a member of my staff, may I ask what this is about?
i was hopin since we spoke that you might have remembered something that would give us an idea where she is?	Then you could have saved yourself a lot of driving, Sergeant. What I said on the phone's the same as I'm saying now. I got no idea where Amb- er is, or who it was took her there.
then what are you hoping i'm gon- na do? dissuade, or persuade you?	I was hopin since we spoke that you might have remembered something that would give us an idea where she is?
i'm afraid i can't give you an ans- wer to that, mr goodridge. as i ex- plained to your secretary, we're do- ing a lotta looking, but we're not even sure it's her we're lookin for ..	Then what are you hoping I'm gon- na do? Dissuade, or persuade you?
as recent as we have .. what ex- actly is your interest in amber?	I'm afraid I can't give you an ans- wer to that, Mr Goodridge. As I ex- plained to your secretary, we're do- ing a lotta looking, but we're not even sure it's her we're lookin for ..
i don't want them to arrest you.	It's not as bad as it sounds .. They can't refuse me bail. Raise bail of my own cognizance & find the best damned lawyer there is ..
i think they're gonna arrest me.	I don't want them to arrest you.
i wanna be near you ...	I think they're gonna arrest me.
you don't wanna sit here any more, sweetheart ..	I wanna be near you ...
you do?	I'm blind because my father drank.
i know about alcohol, john.	You do?
he doesn't need my help.	I know about alcohol, John.
he don't know that. i didn't.	Then why didn't he kill me?
i can't identify him ..	He don't know that. I didn't.
coz he thinks you're a witness.	I can't identify him ..
why does he want to kill me?	Coz he thinks you're a witness.
the man who killed amber is a psychopath. he was up at the in- stitute to <u>kill you</u> - he don't wanna kill rose - he was there to <u>kill you</u> - that's the truth - and i didn't wanna tell it to you - but that's the reason i want you to stay at margie's - coz i can't protect you here ..	Why does he want to kill me?
<u>then explain it to me</u>. i got enough darkness, don't i?	The man who killed Amber is a psychopath. He was up at the in- stitute to <u>kill you</u> - he don't wanna kill Rose - he was there to <u>kill you</u> - that's the truth - and I didn't wanna tell it to you - but that's the reason I want you to stay at Margie's - coz I can't protect you here ..
i know you're trying to help me, but you don't understand.	<u>Then explain it to me</u>. I got enough darkness, don't I?
don't say that. don't you <u>dare</u> say that .. <u>i believe you</u>  ..	I know you're trying to help me, but you don't understand.
i'm going back to the institute.	No .. not now ..
she has an aunt, in vermont. i'll take her there tonight.	I'm going back to the institute.
why?	Please don't ask no quest- ions now .. Not right now ..
it's not possible right now.	Why?
why can't i stay with you?	It's not possible right now.
you're looking more worried now than when you "decided to stop worrying"?	Alright, I'm worried about Christmas. I wish I hadn't told him I'd be back ..
no i'm not.	You're looking more worried now than when you "decided to stop worrying"?
you're looking worried again, helena?	No I'm not.
who?  probably angelo .. i'll take care of it .. don't worry, we- 're gonna find this guy, and everything'll be o.k. .. o.k.?	You're looking worried again, Helena?
i don't think so .. he said the police had been calling .. want- ed to ask me some more questions ..	Who?  Probably Angelo .. I'll take care of it .. Don't worry, we- 're gonna find this guy, and everything'll be O.K. .. O.K.?
has he got your aunt's address?	I don't think so .. He said the police had been calling .. want- ed to ask me some more questions ..
you know? how do you know?	Coz you hardly said a word since you got here. But you been thinking pretty loud ..
i know.	You know? How do you know?
i have to talk to you, helena.	I know.
which is what?	Fifty-seven .. I don't mind ..
just your age.	Which is what?
he said that? what else did he say?	Just your age.
he said you're quite chubby. and you have a nervous tick.	He said that? What else did he say?
really? what did he say?	He said you're quite chubby. And you have a nervous tick.
ross told me.	Really? What did he say?
how d'you know what i'm like?	Ross told me.
i know what you're like ..	How d'you know what I'm like?
i was married to her sister ..	I know what you're like ..
have you known her long?	I was married to her sister ..
she runs a kind of hair dress- ing and you know, beauty salon ..	Have you known her long?
sorry?	.. sorry your father, mother sis- ter, whatever .. I couldn't take another day of it .. Come on, I'm gonna rob you of a cup of coffee ..
you said, you were in the bad lands?	No, I don't pray .. Had a dream once, about God, just around the time I was getting well .. He was a nasty lookin little guy, moved into the apartment right on topa me .. I said, don't you listen to people's prayers?  He said, prayers? Not often. They're Junk Mail.
pray?	You said, you were in the bad lands?
do you pray?	Pray?
i don't know, i haven't read much. i don't think poetry's my kinda thing?	Do you pray?
no, wordsworth .. do you like poetry?	I don't know, I haven't read much. I don't think poetry's my kinda thing?
yeah, that'll do .. is that "hamlet?"	No, Wordsworth .. Do you like poetry?
"thoughts that lie too deep for tears."	Yeah, that'll do .. Is that "Hamlet?"
i know, but you pick on the one time in my life i like not to remember. i was in the bad lands. really not well. it's something that happens to a lota cops. we don't wanna talk about that.	"Thoughts that lie too deep for tears."
you just asked me to ask you questions.	I know, but you pick on the one time in my life I like not to remember. I was in the bad lands. Really not well. It's something that happens to a lota cops. We don't wanna talk about that.
was. but i don't like to talk about it.	You just asked me to ask you questions.
are you married?	Was. But I don't like to talk about it.
there's no one "looking at you" .. there's hardly anyone in here. the only person looking at you, is me.	Are you married?
i'm sorry .. i don't like sitting in the middle of a restaurant .. i feel like everyone's looking at me ..	There's no one "looking at you" .. There's hardly anyone in here. The only person looking at you, is me.
well, i'm glad we got the conver- sational side of lunch over with.	I'm sorry .. I don't like sitting in the middle of a restaurant .. I feel like everyone's looking at me ..
oh.	Well, I'm glad we got the conver- sational side of lunch over with.
no.	Oh.
are you wearing a uniform?	No.
no.	You should. It's wonderful.
hamlet. have you read it?	No.
what are you reading?	Hamlet. Have you read it?
it was probably the wind.	What are you reading?
i'm sorry, someone slammed the door on me. i couldn't get out.	It was probably the wind.
if i came to the diner with you, would you bring me back?	Of course I would ..
well, some cars sound fat and some cars sound thin, and this kind of car sounded "hollow" ..	If I came to the diner with you, would you bring me back?
i gotta admit, you're one of them. just wish i knew what you meant by a "hollow car?"	Well, some cars sound fat and some cars sound thin, and this kind of car sounded "hollow" ..
i suppose i'm the worst witness you've ever had?	I gotta admit, you're one of them. Just wish I knew what you meant by a "hollow car?"
i'm sorry. i'll get my things.	No problem. I'm not in a hurry.
no, just a minute or two .. i knocked on your door - no one home, so i followed the music ..	I'm sorry. I'll get my things.
have you been here long?	No, just a minute or two .. I knocked on your door - no one home, so I followed the music ..
what color was it?	I don't know.
yes.	What color was it?
did amber have a dog?	Yes.
lotta scratch-marks on your door?	Sometimes I look after friends dogs, if they go to dances, or something?
no.	Lotta scratch-marks on your door?
d'you have a dog? seeing eye dog?	No.
yes, i could smell it on his breath, like i can on your's.	D'you have a dog? Seeing Eye Dog?
me?	Yes, I could smell it on his breath, like I can on your's.
no. except he smoked. like you.	Me?
is there anything else you can tell me? anything about him or her? doesn't matter how small?	No. Except he smoked. Like you.
my hands?	Is there anything else you can tell me? Anything about him or her? Doesn't matter how small?
can i see your hands?	My hands?
no, it has a mind of its own.	Can I see your hands?
the elevator wasn't working?	No, it has a mind of its own.
john? .. you never said that on the phone? .. what makes you think his name was john?	I don't know. I guess she must have called him John? I'm mak- ing tea. Would you like some?
why not? you heard my voice?	John? .. You never said that on the phone? .. What makes you think his name was John?
no.	Why not? You heard my voice?
when we spoke on the phone, did you know i was blonde?	No.
you must have some idea about him.	When we spoke on the phone, did you know I was blonde?
well, i think i told you on the phone .. i went up to her room to say good-bye, and we just sat on the bed and chatted a while, while her friend was coming in and out collecting her things ..	What kind of friend? Was he a boy friend? An old friend? New friend?
i'm mr berlin.  mr ross is right here. and mr ross is maybe gonna take a few notes, if that's o.k.?  o.k. .. i'd like you to tell me in what ever way you want, what you can remember about the time you spent with amber on the aft- ernoon she left? take your time, and nothing's too trivial, o.k.	Well, I think I told you on the phone .. I went up to her room to say good-bye, and we just sat on the bed and chatted a while, while her friend was coming in and out collecting her things ..
what d'you wanna ask, mr ross?	I'm Mr Berlin.  Mr Ross is right here. And Mr Ross is maybe gonna take a few notes, if that's O.K.?  O.K. .. I'd like you to tell me in what ever way you want, what you can remember about the time you spent with Amber on the aft- ernoon she left? Take your time, and nothing's too trivial, O.K.
who sought the warrant?	The man from the F.B.I.
yes, sir.	Who sought the warrant?
you got a warrant for this?	Yes, Sir.
i dunno, sir. brought you up a chevy.	You got a warrant for this?
why?	I dunno, Sir. Brought you up a Chevy.
i been told to take your car in, sir.	Why?
what are you doing, travis?	I been told to take your car in, Sir.
wasn't frozen, was it, sergeant?	Come on, Michael, outta here, the guys trying to move in. I told you what we know, something else, you- 'll be the first to hear about it ..
then do me a favor, and keep this outta the newspaper - that dump serves a dozen different communities, we don't even know if it's ours? till we do i don't want no one worrying about ..	Wasn't frozen, was it, Sergeant?
grateful for your candor, sir.	Then do me a favor, and keep this outta the newspaper - that dump serves a dozen different communities, we don't even know if it's ours? Till we do I don't want no one worrying about ..
.. we got a body part. we don't know what it is - probably some kind of hospital debris - we're gonna try and check it out. o.k. now you know as much as we do ..	Grateful for your candor, Sir.
c'mon, chief, if it's sensitive, tell me .. i'm not taking notes ..	.. we got a body part. We don't know what it is - probably some kind of hospital debris - we're gonna try and check it out. O.K. Now you know as much as we do ..
interview over, blattis ...	C'mon, Chief, if it's sensitive, tell me .. I'm not taking notes ..
and you got <u>no</u> <u>idea</u> with who?	No, Sergeant, I got <u>no</u> <u>idea</u> with who. And I might add, that in another six weeks, a hundred and fifty students will be leaving here, & driving away for their Christmas holidays with pe- ople whose name I-won't-know-either ..
then let me put your mind at ease .. firstly, amber isn't "blind" - she has some useful vision - and second, this isn't a prison, it's a college of higher education - a severe vis- ual disability doesn't mean my stud- ents don't value their independence as much as anybody else - and amber was a very independent young woman - she decided to leave - so she left ..	And you got <u>no</u> <u>idea</u> with who?
yeah, i guess i do.	Then let me put your mind at ease .. Firstly, Amber isn't "blind" - she has some useful vision - and second, this isn't a prison, it's a college of higher education - a severe vis- ual disability doesn't mean my stud- ents don't value their independence as much as anybody else - and Amber was a very independent young woman - She decided to leave - so she left ..
you find something curious in that?	Yeah, I guess I do.
a blind girl can just walk out of here, and you don't know who with?	You find something curious in that?
is that margie?	I'm here, honey. I'm right here.
how you doing on those shoes?	Don't mix very well with beer.
you think john would like it?	I think John, would <u>love</u> it ...
sure you can. anyway, parties are all about standing still ..	You think John would like it?
i haven't worn heels since i was 16. i don't think i could walk in these?	Sure you can. Anyway, parties are all about standing still ..
think he still thinks about her. but not like then. then was an obsession.	I haven't worn heels since I was 16. I don't think I could walk in these?
you think he still loves her?	Think he still thinks about her. But not like then. Then was an obsession.
you know, he crashed. he just couldn't come to terms with it .. john hates to lose, and he hated losing her .. every spare minute, he's driving down to san diego, having a terrible time with her, getting drunk, and driving back .. you just don't believe the amount he drank ..	You think he still loves her?
what does that mean?	You know, he crashed. He just couldn't come to terms with it .. John hates to lose, and he hated losing her .. Every spare minute, he's driving down to San Diego, having a terrible time with her, getting drunk, and driving back .. you just don't believe the amount he drank ..
suzanne? very pretty. she was a semi- professional model. but a policeman's wife she wasn't. so one day, she just packed it and left. and his whole life went straight down the nearest toilet.	What does that mean?
what was she like?	Suzanne? Very pretty. She was a semi- professional model. But a policeman's wife she wasn't. So one day, she just packed it and left. And his whole life went straight down the nearest toilet.
two or three years ago.	What was she like?
when did john divorce?	Two or three years ago.
he's not that bad of a guy ..?	Got a handshake like a partially excited penis.
she married some english prick.	He's not that bad of a guy ..?
you want something, darling?	I wouldn't mind another B.E.E.R.
well, that's who she is. cept she can't run away.	You want something, darling?
except for the hair color, she looks just like suzanne?	Well, that's who she is. Cept she can't run away.
i'm sure he is. but gettin in- to the "element" is a bad idea.	Except for the hair color, she looks just like Suzanne?
he's happy, darlin ..	I'm sure he is. But gettin in- to the "element" is a bad idea.
she's a doll. but i wish he hadn't brought her out here.	He's happy, darlin ..
such a shame .. she's a really sweet kid ..	She's a doll. But I wish he hadn't brought her out here.
no it isn't .. it's californian ..	Even better.
so tonight she confesses?	Tonight I'm feeling lucky ..
friday night at city hall. got a great chance to frighten the fat.	Freddy's new obsession ..
bobby's out .. what's the hurry?	Friday night at City Hall. Got a great chance to frighten the fat.
dinner's another night, darlin .. this is a drive-by. i got an hour ..	Bobby's out .. What's the hurry?
i'm not giving him <u>pizza</u>. i haven't seem him for a year? i'm gonna cook him a dinner.	Dinner's another night, darlin .. This is a drive-by. I got an hour ..
shut up, king jay ..	No, c'mon, Freddy, let's have this out & over. You know what everyone thinks? They think you're making a case coz you found yourself a nice piece of ass. And no one's blaming you for it, I hear she's worth the flowers. But don't come in here get- ting holy over us. Sure I put it in the paper. Coz I wanted to <u>stop</u> this bullshit. I don't want you drunk out- ta your head searching my office ag- ain. it's pissing <u>me</u>, & <u>everyone</u> off.
he tells her, "bye-bye," and she gets "attacked." well, give me a fucking break! there <u>is</u> no "ser- ial killer." stick her name up in neon, there's still no serial kil- ler! and i ain't the only one say- ing it. everyone in this building is saying it. and i mean <u>everyone</u>.	Shut up, King Jay ..
alright, guys. we stop this <u>now</u>.	He tells her, "bye-bye," and she gets "attacked." Well, give me a fucking break! There <u>is</u> no "Ser- ial Killer." Stick her name up in neon, there's still no Serial kil- ler! And I ain't the only one say- ing it. Everyone in this building is saying it. And I mean <u>everyone</u>.
you think you're the only guy ever worked a homicide? i was a big-city cop too. and i bust- ed the clock on fucken jennifer. i know more about this man than you'll over know - and that's how i know it ain't him - you- 're investigating a soap-opera ..	Alright, guys. We stop this <u>now</u>.
just easy on the words you're putting in my face, sergeant ..	Whass going on here?
hey, we're not talking "talk" tonight.	No one's gonna make that Gent. Six months investigation, & the nearest we got, we thought he was a sailor.
the coroner wants to know if we can release the derelict?	Ask him.
whatta you mean, "horrible?"	I think I've found a hand.
i think i found some- thing horrible, sir	Whatta you mean, "horrible?"
don't annoy me, travis.	No, Sir.
i wonder what would make him do a thing like that?	Don't annoy me, Travis.
where do you fit in, trimble?	His father's the manager, Sir. The kid was up there shooting vermin, and he found the body.
damn a, it's o.k. with a bit of luck i'm goin home. what we got?	A derelict.
he was waiting for you, sir. wait- ed a good while. said he'd go down and take a look. i hope that's o.k.	Damn A, it's O.K. With a bit of luck I'm goin home. What we got?
he has? .. what's he doing here?	He was waiting for you, Sir. Wait- ed a good while. Said he'd go down and take a look. I hope that's O.K.
on the infill. the guy from l.a.'s just gone down there ..	He has? .. What's he doing here?
i'm already walking. where is it?	On the infill. The guy from L.A.'s just gone down there ..
you can drive down there, sir ..	I'm already walking. Where is it?
oh jerry.	You know I didn't ever want to hurt you.
no.	Oh Jerry.
i did the 23 hour nose-route to the top of el capitan in 6 hours! i can make this work.	No.
i'm not trying to make history. _ 67.	I did the 23 hour nose-route to the top of El Capitan in 6 hours! I can make this work.
no one has ever dumped me.	I'm not trying to make history. _ 67.
listen to me, it's over.	No one has ever dumped me.
you've never been alone and you can't be alone --	Listen to me, it's over.
there is something missing here.	You've never been alone and you can't be alone --
didn't hear it.	There is something missing here.
it's over --	Didn't hear it.
no.	It's over --
listen to me!	No.
don't say it.  we're both ragged out right now.	-- stop --
what was our deal when we first got together?  brutal truth, remember?	I think you added the "brutal."
tell you what -- i'd prefer loyalty..	What was our deal when we first got together?  Brutal truth, remember?
it's not "love me."  it's not "trust my handshake."  it's make the sale. get it signed.  there shouldn't be "confusion" about that.	Go ahead.  Jump right on into my nightmare.  The water's warm. _ 65.
look, i don't want a --	It's not "love me."  It's not "trust my handshake."  It's make the sale. Get it signed.  There shouldn't be "confusion" about that.
jerry.  you and i are salespeople. we sell --	Look, I don't want a --
everything's on the fucking run! everything --	Jerry.  You and I are salespeople. We sell --
i have to finish my job --	Everything's on the fucking run! Everything --
could you just stop moving?	I have to finish my job --
it's all about you, isn't it? soothe me, save me, love me --	Could you just stop moving?
what do i do?  how do i spin this?	Oh honey.  It's spun.
i just heard.	What do I do?  How do I spin this?
this can't be happening to me.	Jerry!  Do something --
you lost your head, it happens.  i'm so fuckin jazzed!  listen. i'm going to have to fly to chicago tomorrow, how 'bout if we meet in the dallas airport and we all fly into new york together for the draft?	It's a plan --  -- _ 51.
well, no you didn't --	You lost your head, it happens.  I'm so fuckin jazzed!  Listen. I'm going to have to fly to Chicago tomorrow, how 'bout if we meet in the Dallas airport and we all fly into New York together for the draft?
don't worry about it -- i never told you what i thought of that memo either --	Well, no you didn't --
i know.  sorry i threw a scare into our lives there --	Don't worry about it -- I never told you what I thought of that memo either --
now.	Let's go.  I'll drive you. _ 45.
i'm sorry.  i was on a roll.  i meant something else.  when do you want to leave?	Now.
who said anything about "loser?" where do you get this word "loser?"	I'm sorry.  I was on a roll.  I meant something else.  When do you want to leave?
you are not a loser.	Who said anything about "loser?" Where do you get this word "loser?"
okay, this is working.	You are not a loser.
king of the housecalls! master of the living room!	Okay, this is working.
that's right.	King of the Housecalls! Master of the Living Room!
well, it worked, and i will not let you fail.  you are jerry ma- fuckin-guire.	That's right.
i think i was trying to sleep with you at the time.	Well, it worked, and I will not let you fail.  You are Jerry Ma- fuckin-guire.
good.  they're all heatseekers!  all of them, everybody. you keep one superstar and they'll all follow. there's no real loyalty, and the first person who told me that, jerry maguire, was you.	I think I was trying to sleep with you at the time.
seventy-two clients.  one stayed.  jacket on, tie in pocket. _ 44.	Good.  They're all heatseekers!  All of them, everybody. You keep one superstar and they'll all follow. There's no real loyalty, and the first person who told me that, Jerry Maguire, was you.
ugh!	Seventy-two clients.  ONE stayed.  Jacket on, tie in pocket. _ 44.
"dad says we gwan sleep on it.	Ugh!
and the egyptian cotton shirt that works with or without the jacket.  tell me again, how was it left with cush?	"Dad says we gwan sleep on it.
the power move is to go unannounced.  black suit, right?	And the egyptian cotton shirt that works with or without the jacket.  Tell me again, how was it left with Cush?
who told you?	One of the accountants.
i know about the bachelor party.	Who told you?
oh -- don't forget tomorrow we have dinner with wade cooksey.	I know about the bachelor party.
jerry, this is what intimacy is!	Oh -- don't forget tomorrow we have dinner with Wade Cooksey.
you know.  i don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other everything!	Jerry, this is what intimacy is!
sooner... or later... i'll have to stop.	Oh Gawd, oh yes, it's never been better. Never BETTER!!
don't ever stop fucking me!	Sooner... or later... I'll have to stop.
yeah, how'd it go with sportboy?	Still going.
he's asleep, right?	Yeah, how'd it go with Sportboy?
hey, man, tonight i'm going to teach ray about jazz.	Good, that'll put him to sleep early. No offense.
don't let him stay up too late.	Hey, man, tonight I'm going to teach Ray about jazz.
wait.  did i just say "hon" to him?	Yeah, Dotty. You did. _ 50.
just be friendly and say "no comment."	Talking and saying nothing, man, it's an art I have not mastered.
reporters, jerry.  they been callin' all night.	Just be friendly and say "no comment."
okay. san diego just came in with a last-minute scenario.  it's big.	"Something in the way.  Yeah."
"it's okay to eat fish, 'cause they don't have any feelings...	Okay. San Diego just came in with a last-minute scenario.  It's big.
cush, matt -- we have a decision to make.	"It's okay to eat fish, 'cause they Don't have any feelings...
i see what you're saying.	Wait.  What do you mean?
let me think about that.  want something to drink?	I see what you're saying.
airight.  enough.  i'm pulling him out of this.  this isn't what i had in mind anyway.	Then you shouldn't have begged me to hire him.
look, rod, just get on the camel!	Bill, Rod, wait --
... this is... uh... too funny...	They ain't laughing, man. Something's wrong.
this is fuckin michael jordan, man! they should be screaming.	You're imagining it.
oh come on --	This is fuckin Michael Jordan, man! They should be screaming.
you hear those courtesy laughs, jerry? there is a seething wrongness at the edges of this party.	Oh come on --
this used to be my specialty. i was good in a living room.  send me in there, i'll do it alone. and now i just... i don't know... but on what was supposed to be the happiest night of my business life, it wasn't complete, wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because i couldn't share it with you.  i couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you.  i missed my wife.  we live in a cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors, so try not to laugh --  i love you.  you complete me.	Aw, shut up.  You had me at hello. _ 130.
so this break... is a break-up.	Come on, Jerry.  You know this isn't easy for me.  _ 118.
there's no question you'll be friends. of course you'll be friends.	So this break... is a break-up.
what about ray?	There's no question you'll be friends. Of course you'll be friends.
oh please.  my need to make the best of things, and your need to be what, "responsible"... if one of us doesn't say something now we might lose ten years being polite about it. why don't we call this next road trip what it is.  a nice long break.	What about Ray?
i don't like to give up.	Oh please.  My need to make the best of things, and your need to be what, "responsible"... if one of us doesn't say something now we might lose ten years being polite about it. Why don't we call this next road trip what it is.  A nice long break.
i know.  i watched it.  i sort of know it by heart.	I don't like to give up.
what if it's true?  "great at friendship bad at intimacy." i mean, come on.  it's the theme of my bachelor film --	I know.  I watched it.  I sort of know it by heart.
i think we made a mistake here.	What if it's true?  "Great at friendship bad at intimacy." I mean, come on.  It's the theme of my bachelor film --
dorothy -- what if i'm just not built that way?	I think we made a mistake here.
why fucking not!  i deserve it.	Dorothy -- what if I'm just not built that way?
...my soul or something. _ 117.	Why fucking not!  I deserve it.
i don't know --	...my soul or something. _ 117.
you want...	I don't know --
i don't need you to "stick."	You want...
well -- i'm not the guy who's going to run.  i stick.	I don't need you to "stick."
i took advantage of you and worst of all, i'm not alone. i did this with a kid.  i was just on some ride where i thought i was in 1ove enough for both of us.  i did this.  and at least i can do something about it now.	Well -- I'm not the guy who's going to run.  I stick.
tell me -- let me help --	I took advantage of you and worst of all, I'm not alone. I did this with a kid.  I was just on some ride where I thought I was in 1ove enough for both of us.  I did this.  And at least I can do something about it now.
it's not fair to you.  this whole --	Tell me -- let me help --
what --	It's not fair to you.  This whole --
it's my fault.	What --
why do you love me?	Why do you love me?
okay... i will...	Why do you love me?
well, when you wonder, ask me.	Okay... I will...
and i really don't know your noises yet.	Well, when you wonder, ask me.
sometimes i can't tell at all, what's going through that head of yours.	And I really don't know your noises yet.
i was thinking i hope he doesn't get injured. i felt responsible.	Sometimes I can't tell at all, what's going through that head of yours.
no no.  don't do that.  don't say that if you don't...	Will you marry me?
if i said that, would you stay?	No no.  Don't do that.  Don't say that if you don't...
what --	Look, just in case this weekend becomes next month and next month becomes... whatever...  Don't make a joke of your life. Go back and read what you wrote. You're better than the rest of them, better than the Bob Sugars, and don't forget it.
this rig? phht.  no problem.	So I'll see you this weekend.
sure you're okay to drive this?	This rig? Phht.  No problem.
fine, i just --	And I appreciate that impulse.
another time, okay dorothy?	Fine, I just --
oh god.	Easy, easy --
okay. wait here a second.  do we really want to do this?	Oh hell yes.
right.  i'll come in.	Okay. Wait here a second.  Do we really want to do this?
no.  i have to go in.  i live here.	Right.  I'll come in.
same to you.	No.  I have to go in.  I live here.
i think you should not come in, or come in depending on how you feel.	Same to you.
well -- this would be goodnight.	Good night.
what?	Let's not tell our sad stories.
yeah.  it wasn't like my marriage to roger was so great, even before --  jerry?	What?
maybe you should call her.	No no no.  I just underestimated her...  her temper, I guess.  Why are we even talking about this?
it was laziness1 my whole breakup with avery. you know that thing you say, "it's nobody's fault." it's one of the great lies, right? someone is always to blame -- if you go for it, go for it like you do a job, work at it --	Maybe love shouldn't be such hard work. I know, but --
we'll see you soon, honey. bye.	Bye you guys. _ 88.
yeah -- guess i got revved up at the idea of an evening among adults -- no offense buster.  you meet chad the nanny?	Yeah, I did -- am I dressed okay? I guess I didn't realize we were...
wow.  that's more than a dress. that's an audrey hepburn movie.	Yeah -- guess I got revved up at the idea of an evening among adults -- no offense buster.  You meet Chad the nanny?
you walked out on a job for me, and i won't ruin that.	Exactly because I know this is a time when you need to be alone with your thoughts.  _ 86.
oh good.	You walked out on a job for me, and I won't ruin that.
i mean, the other night was... i felt like you understood something i could barely even say, something way down deep in the murk --  -- but we have a company here to think about.  i won't ever take advantage of you in that way again.	Oh good.
i'm relieved you said that.	I mean, the other night was... I felt like you understood something I could barely even say, something way down deep in the murk --  -- but we have a company here to think about.  I won't ever take advantage of you in that way again.
we're two people working together and we can't have an atmosphere.	I'm relieved you said that.
yeah, what happened there.	We're two people working together and we can't have an atmosphere.
look, the other night, i want to apologize.	Yeah, what happened there.
you don't have to explain.	Look, the other night, I want to apologize.
i sunk most of what i had into this condo, which devalued, and --	You don't have to explain.
plus, you could use that commission.	I sunk most of what I had into this condo, which devalued, and --
good.  good.  glad is good.	Plus, you could use that commission.
actually he said "glad." _ 85.	Good.  Good.  Glad is good.
happy. he said "happy?"	Actually he said "glad." _ 85.
dennis wilburn called from arizona to say he's faxing in the new tidwell offer on thursday morning, and you'll be happy.	Happy. He said "happy?"
well, good evening.	Good evening.
i may not sue.	Well, good evening.
no, i do.  i feel like clarence thomas.  i'm like... harrassing you... right now.	I may not sue.
no.  no don't feel like clarence thomas.	No, I do.  I feel like Clarence Thomas.  I'm like... harrassing you... right now.
now i feel like clarence thomas.	No.  No don't feel like Clarence Thomas.
yeah, i did.	Now I feel like Clarence Thomas.
oh shit.  you said "boss."	Yeah, I did.
don't worry about it, boss.	Oh shit.  You said "boss."
sorry about this hand.  you know that feeling -- you're not completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpe tomorrow's embarrassment?	Don't worry about it, boss.
well.	Sorry about this hand.  You know that feeling -- you're not completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpe tomorrow's embarrassment?
mission... statement...	Well.
i'm working with you because of that memo...	Mission... statement...
what you wrote inspired me. _ 79.	I'm working with you because of that memo...
me too.	What you wrote inspired me. _ 79.
truth?	Sure.
-- especially one like this.	And I am...
we will be fine!	-- especially one like this.
don't worry about me.  i can get jobs --	We will be fine!
drinks.  food.  plus, i called you a cab.	Good idea.  Thank you.
beer okay?	Yeah, thanks.
do you have something to drink?	Sure --
sorry.  uh, let me see, have a seat. i'll get you some aloe vera for that cut too.	Do you have something to drink?
and just think if i got her the ring she really wanted.	Sorry.  Uh, let me see, have a seat. I'll get you some aloe vera for that cut too.
jesus, it's a real gash, isn't it?	And just think if I got her the ring she really wanted.
better now than later.  we'll still be friends. i'm dying here.	Jesus, it's a real gash, isn't it?
too bad.	Better now than later.  We'll still be friends. I'm dying here.
yeah.  that too.  i broke up with avery.	Too bad.
oh my god.	Yeah.  That too.  I broke up with Avery.
i'm glad you're home.  that "alone" thing is... not my specialty...	Oh my God.
he's asleep.  watch out for that lamp.	I'm glad you're home.  That "alone" thing is... not my specialty...
thanks for inviting me over. where's the little guy?	He's asleep.  Watch out for that lamp.
hi.	Thanks for inviting me over. Where's the little guy?
hey you.	Hi.
okay, have we gone over everything? back on tuesday, right?	Yep.  Have a good time at school, Ray.  Wish me luck.
thanks.	Call me later, hon.
happy for us... okay.  here's the number. 404-453-2222.	Thanks.
happy for us.	Happy for us... okay.  Here's the number. 404-453-2222.
well, i'm happy for you.	Happy for us.
it's all going to work.  we're going to save the world.	Well, I'm happy for you.
i just got goosebumps.	It's all going to work.  We're going to save the world.
it's all going to work.	I just got goosebumps.
we are?	It's all going to work.
dorothy, let me tell you something, we are back. we are so very very back.  i re-signed cush. we're set.	We are?
... light.	Shit, it's just so frustrating to not be able to talk to Avery --
wait.  that's yesterday, from the other office. today is...	... light.
no, that's fine.  what calls came in today?	Wait.  That's yesterday, from the other office. Today is...
sorry, that's my son and the nanny. i had the calls transferred to my home so i could go over your stuff.	No, that's fine.  What calls came in today?
hello?	Sorry, that's my son and the nanny. I had the calls transferred to my home so I could go over your stuff.
honey -- later, okay?  whoop.  wait.	Hello?
that took guts.	Same to you.
but i mean really... wonderfully...  great.	Absolutely.
no no, i know --	But I mean really... wonderfully...  great.
give me your number.  i'll call tomorrow.  i'm just a little. i'm a little insane right now.  but it's going to be great.	No no, I know --
and i guess we didn't talk about money.  so, i'll just dive in --	Give me your number.  I'll call tomorrow.  I'm just a little. I'm a little insane right now.  But it's going to be great.
sure. yes. medical, i don't know.	And I guess we didn't talk about money.  So, I'll just dive in --
so i know this is a bad time, but -- you will have a medical program, right?	Sure. Yes. Medical, I don't know.
my favorite aunt is hearing impaired. he said "you complete me." _ 40.	So I know this is a bad time, but -- you will have a medical program, right?
wonder what he said.	My favorite aunt is hearing impaired. He said "you complete me." _ 40.
oh no.  i'm sure it would just make your day to drive us all the way to manhattan beach, taking that left down to little tiny waterloo street where you have to play chicken with oncoming traffic, and your life flashes before your eyes, but -- hey, i've obviously had too much coffee and all -- here's my sister laurel to pick us up.  thanks, though. bye.	Dorothy.  Ray.  A pleasure.
i appreciate that, because some of that stuff... you know, it was two in the morning and...	-- the part about "we should embrace what it is still virginal about our enthusiasm" --
oh tsht. yes.	I appreciate that, because some of that stuff... you know, it was two in the morning and...
you think so?	Oh tsht. Yes.
i think in this age, optimism like that... it's a revolutionary act.	You think so?
nnnnn.  i just killed the surprise.	No, I'm just... anxiously looking past it.  I already had my bachelor party.  It was called "my twenties." See you later.
no no. i knew.	Nnnnn.  I just killed the surprise.
oh no.	No no. I knew.
and have fun at your bachelor party.	Oh no.
well, take care.	And have fun at your bachelor party.
well, thanks.	Well, take care.
now what did you lose?	My son... my mind...
hmm.  pretty good.	Now what did you lose?
i know who y6u are.  you're dorothy boyd.  you're in... wait... you're in accounts.  you have the middle cubicle toward the back with that poster of albert einstein morphed onto shaquille 0 neal's body.	Hmm.  Pretty good.
oh.  hi.  i work in your office. i was on the junket to the conference. i'm --	I know who y6u are.  You're Dorothy Boyd.  You're in... wait... you're in Accounts.  You have the middle cubicle toward the back with that poster of Albert Einstein morphed onto Shaquille 0 Neal's body.
can i help?	Oh.  Hi.  I work in your office. I was on the junket to the conference. I'm --
no no...	Oh, tell the story.
easy, hon, i was just looking for fun details --	Oh, well, why didn't you say so? And oh, I don't know if you're interested in this detail, but I was just about to tell you that I love him.  I love him, and I don't care what you think.  I love him for the guy he wants to be, and I love him for the guy he almost is. I love him.
please, if i start talking --	Guys are just different people when they're hanging onto the bottom rung.
because i'm worried that you're putting your faith in this guy who, because of the way things are going, may not have an emotional marble in his head.	Please, if I start talking --
no--	Because I'm worried that you're putting your faith in this guy who, because of the way things are going, may not have an emotional marble in his head.
first you gotta tell me something.	No--
no no.  don't cry at the beginning of the date.	Oh, knock it off! _ 89.
that's the first time i ever saw him kiss a man, like a dad, wasn't that just... thrilling?  i mean, he must have been needing that.	No no.  Don't cry at the beginning of the date.
forgot your keys --	That's the first time I ever saw him kiss a man, like a dad, wasn't that just... thrilling?  I mean, he must have been needing that.
good.	Thanks.
i've got a 24 hour a day reminder of roger, for the rest of my life. i have had three lovers in four years, all boring, all achingly self-sufficient all friends of yours i might add, and all of them running a distant second to a warm bath.  look at me, laurel, look at me.  i'm the oldest 26 year old in the world!  how do i look?	Good.
but you just gotta hear me out on one thing.  you're very responsible with ray and you know it's not right for a little boy to hear some strange man's voice in the house.	As opposed to twenty angry women?
that's the girl i love.	But you just gotta hear me out on one thing.  You're very responsible with Ray and you know it's not right for a little boy to hear some strange man's voice in the house.
look, here's some of that chicken with salsa too, i warmed it up -- _ 74.	That's the girl I love.
thank you.	Look, here's some of that chicken with salsa too, I warmed it up -- _ 74.
this guy would go home with a gardening tool right now if it showed interest.  wait.  use the frosted glasses.	Thank you.
no kidding.  i looked over and saw the shadow of two curious shoes in the doorway of the kitchen.	This guy would go home with a gardening tool right now if it showed interest.  Wait.  Use the frosted glasses.
i heard.	No kidding.  I looked over and saw the shadow of two curious shoes in the doorway of the kitchen.
dotty -- this is not "guy.". this is a "syndrome."  it's called early midlife, about-to-marry, hanging onto the-bottom-rung dear- god-don't-let-me-be-alone, i'll- call-my-newly long-suffering- assistant-without medical-for- company syndrome.  and if, knowing all that, you still allow him to come over, more power to you.	Honey, he's engaged.  And for the first time in my professional life, I'm a part of something I believe in.
he just lost his best client.  he called from the plane.  i invited the guy over.	Dotty -- this is not "guy.". This is a "syndrome."  It's called Early Midlife, About-To-Marry, Hanging Onto The-Bottom-Rung Dear- God-Don't-Let-Me-Be-Alone, I'll- Call-My-Newly Long-suffering- Assistant-Without Medical-For- Company Syndrome.  And if, knowing all that, you still allow him to come over, more power to you.
at eleven at night? _ 70.	He just lost his best client.  He called from the plane.  I invited the guy over.
he's coming over.	At eleven at night? _ 70.
wait. where is he?	He's in the living room asleep.
you know how much those well child exams cost --	Of course I know --
if you'd read what he wrote, you would have left with him too.	You know how much those Well Child exams cost --
you are a single mother.  you have given up the right to be frivolous.	If you'd read what he wrote, you would have left with him too.
of course, medical! _ 42.	You are a single mother.  You have given up the right to be frivolous.
what about medical?	Of course, medical! _ 42.
ten seconds, rod.	And I love my fans, of which he is one. Wanna thank them for all my Sundays, and of course my Monday nights too.  That about says it...
oh yes.  jerry maguire!  my agent! this is a fierce, loving individual, i love this man, he is love, he is about love -- my ambassador of kwan.	Ten seconds, Rod.
i... i love everybody, man.  i love my wife.  my kids.  little tyson. my new baby kaydee.  my brother tee pee. i love my friends, my teammates, who am i leaving out?	It's only a half-hour show, Rod.
-- well, rod, your agent passed me a note before the show. he says that your deal memo has been signed by the arizona cardinals. four years for ten-point-two million dollars.  playing in the state where you grew up.	I... I love everybody, man.  I love my wife.  My kids.  Little Tyson. My new baby Kaydee.  My brother Tee Pee. I love my friends, my teammates, who am I leaving out?
no, roy.  i'm not gonna cry.	-- well, Rod, your agent passed me a note before the show. He says that your deal memo has been signed by the Arizona Cardinals. Four years for ten-point-two million dollars.  Playing in the state where you grew up.
now.  wait.  you didn't actually sign with sugar, did you? tell me you didn't sign.  because i'm still sort of moved by your "my word is stronger'n oak" thing --	We signed an hour ago.  You were in the lobby with the black fella.
i'm sorry, i --	I brought Denver to twenty million. Denver deals with me all the time. You listened to Sugar? You let that snake in the door.
so you empowered bob sugar to deal with denver behind my back?	I'm sorry, I --
hey, i'm learning as i go.	So you empowered Bob Sugar to deal with Denver behind my back?
said who?  sugar?	Hey, I'm learning as I go.
apparently, denver wanted to deal with him instead of you.	Said who?  Sugar?
do i know everything there is to know here?  you fellas aren't talking with bob sugar, are you?	Apparently, Denver wanted to deal with him instead of you.
not right now, jerry.	Do I know everything there is to know here?  You fellas aren't talking with Bob Sugar, are you?
what happened to denver?	Denver got very silent about a day ago.  San Diego's got a fever for Cush.  This stuff tends to happen the night before a draft.  People get crazy.  And San Diego, you should know, is crazy to the tune of seven years for thirty. Signing bonus of eight.  Million.
i'll give it everything.	You know I don't do "contracts." But'cha do have my word, and it's stronger than oak.
denver is where he should be.	I'll give it everything.
i want him to go number one in the draft, and i want him to play.	It's either going to be Denver or San Diego trading up to take him.
told myself -- if he shows up, we'll stick with him.	You know, I'm not a hugger and yet... I can't let go.
oh, thank you.	Told myself -- if he shows up, we'll stick with him.
we decided to stay with you.	Oh, thank you.
matt, i came here because in all honesty your son is just another piece of cattle to smi.  but to me --	We decided to stay with you.
thanks for coming.	I missed ya.  What can I say?
go.  flee.	Thanks for coming.
jerry!  you made it --	Go.  Flee.
we still having dinner in l.a.?	Only 'cause my wife likes your wife!
beautiful.	We still having dinner in L.A.?
fine.	Beautiful.
i don't want to be friends anymore.	Fine.
airight.  here's why you don't have your ten million dollars yet. you are a paycheck player.  you play with your head.  not your heart.  in your personal life?  heart. but when you get on the field --  _ 113.	I don't want to be friends anymore.
i think so.	Airight.  Here's why you don't have your ten million dollars yet. You are a paycheck player.  You play with your head.  Not your heart.  In your personal life?  Heart. But when you get on the field --  _ 113.
well, friends can tell each other anything, right? if we have our "friends" hats on --	I think so.
why not --	Well, friends can tell each other anything, right? If we have our "friends" hats on --
look.  i'm happy to entertain you, as always, but i have a question for you.  are we really "friends?"	Why not --
for loyalty, you buy a dog.  for love, you get married.	Look.  I'm happy to entertain you, as always, but I have a question for you.  Are we really "friends?"
damn right.	For loyalty, you buy a dog.  For love, you get married.
that's an answer.	Damn right.
no, i'm going to answer you.  you want an answer?  i'll give it to you.  loyalty.  she was loyal.  everything grew from there.	That's an answer.
i'm sorry i asked.	No, I'm going to answer you.  You want an answer?  I'll give it to you.  Loyalty.  She was loyal.  Everything grew from there.
you're jabbing at me. _ 112.	I'm sorry I asked.
then why'd you get married?  i'm asking you as a friend.	You're jabbing at me. _ 112.
not everyone has what you have.	Then why'd you get married?  I'm asking you as a friend.
i'm trying to talk to you.  how's your marriage?	Not everyone has what you have.
no, you're --	I'm trying to talk to you.  How's your marriage?
i'm asking you a question --	No, you're --
why are you doing this to me, rod?	I'm asking you a question --
you don't want to go home, do you?	Why are you doing this to me, Rod?
i don't know -- how's "dedication" for an answer?	You don't want to go home, do you?
why are you even here, man? you could have told me all this over the phone.	I don't know -- how's "dedication" for an answer?
what's that supposed to mean?	Why are you even here, man? You could have told me all this over the phone.
don't i know.  now go home to your wife.	What's that supposed to mean?
take care, okay? you're my entire client roster.	Don't I know.  Now go home to your wife.
i'm gonna have the game of my life on monday night football, and show all these motherfuckers.	Take care, okay? You're my entire client roster.
well, just stay healthy. i will show you the kwan.	Hey, that's my word, okay?
no.	Well, just stay healthy. I will show you the kwan.
we can still take the offer, rod.	No.
i'm a little worried --	I'm worried too.  I'm worried that the only reason I'm here getting my brains blown loose is that you weren't asshole enough to get my ten million three months ago.
tidwell moves to a tan in a wheelchair, signs an autograph and moves on.  jerry alongside. the quarterback sucks, man.  he's gonna get me killed.	I'm a little worried --
no.	Well, this was another way to go.
you never had the talk, did you?	No.
i didn't "shoplift the pooty."  we were thrown together and -- i mean it's two mutual people who --  alright, i shoplifted the pooty.	Shame on you.  SHAME on you.
no.  a real man does not shoplift the "pooty" from a single mom.	I didn't "shoplift the pooty."  We were thrown together and -- I mean it's two mutual people who --  Alright, I shoplifted the pooty.
the kid is amazing.	No.  A real man does not shoplift the "pooty" from a single mom.
well, that ain't fair to her.  a single mother, that's a sacred thing, man. _ 103.	The kid is amazing.
but i sure don't like that she's leaving.	Well, that ain't fair to her.  A single mother, that's a sacred thing, man. _ 103.
then you gotta have the talk.	But I sure don't like that she's leaving.
no, i don't know.	Then you gotta have The Talk.
you know when you know.  it makes you shivver, it eats at your insides. you know?	No, I don't know.
how do i know?	You know when you know.  It makes you shivver, it eats at your insides. You know?
first, single mothers don't "date." they have been to the circus, you know what i'm saying? they have been to the puppet show and they have seen the strings. you love her?	How do I know?
tell me, because it's been a month, and she's about to take another job in san diego.	First, single mothers don't "date." They have been to the circus, you know what I'm saying? They have been to the puppet show and they have seen the strings. You love her?
oh i know plenty.  i was raised by a single mother.	Tell me, because it's been a month, and she's about to take another job in San Diego.
what do you know about dating a single mother?	Oh I know plenty.  I was raised by a single mother.
oh, we gonna be friends now?	What do you know about dating a single mother?
can i ask you a question totally unrelated to your career?	Oh, we gonna be friends now?
dude, know your art form.  if you put the camera down here, looking up, i look more powerful.  there's no need for a camel... you got me.	Rod, get on the camel.
i'll get you some quick work --	Good deal, man.
won't happen.  i'm strong in my mind.	It's a risk.
if you get injured, you get nothing.	Won't happen.  I'm strong in my mind.
i'm out here for you!  you don't know what it's like to be me out here for you. it is an up-at-dawn pride-swallowing seige that i will never fully tell you about! okay?! help me help you help me help you.	You're hanging by a very thin thread, dude.  And I dig that about you.
no tell me. _ 84.	I'm out here for you!  You don't know what it's like to be me out here for you. It is an up-at-dawn pride-swallowing seige that I will never fully tell you about! Okay?! Help me help you help me help you.
forget it.  forget it.	No tell me. _ 84.
what's wrong.	Forget it.  Forget it.
do your job, man, don't tell me to dance.	Fine.
rod, i'm not a rascist.  i'm telling you to be the best version of you, to get back to the guy who first started playing this game. way back when you were a kid.  it wasn't just about the money, was it?	Do your job, man, don't tell me to dance.
"love me love me love me... put me on t.v."  that's the iconography of rascism, man!	Rod, I'm not a rascist.  I'm telling you to be the best version of you, to get back to the guy who first started playing this game. Way back when you were a kid.  It wasn't just about the money, was it?
no, i'm saying to be --	"Love me love me love me... put me on t.v."  That's the iconography of rascism, man!
you're telling me to dance.	No, I'm saying to be --
is that your porty or mine?	You.
rod, i say this with great respect, but those players you mentioned are marquee players and --	Is that your porty or mine?
no, i air-dry.	Rod, I say this with great respect, but those players you mentioned are marquee players and --
great word.  towel?	No, I air-dry.
i got there from "coin," dude. coin, coin... kwaaaan.	Great word.  Towel?
but how did you get "kwan?" _ 82.	I got there from "coin," dude. Coin, coin... kwaaaan.
yeah, man, it means love, respect, community... and the dollars too. the package.  the kwan.	But how did you get "kwan?" _ 82.
that's your word?	Yeah, man, it means love, respect, community... and the dollars too. The package.  The kwan.
--  the kwan.	That's your word?
maybe you don't.  because it's not just the money i deserve.  it's not just the "coin."  it's the...	--  the kwan.
i understand your anxiety.	Maybe you don't.  Because it's not just the money I deserve.  It's not just the "coin."  It's the...
john taylor.  j.j. stokes.  andre rison.  i smoke all these fools, and yet they're making the big sweet dollars. they're making the money, and i got an agent that ain't even put the number on the table.	I understand your anxiety.
uh, not today, but --	John Taylor.  J.J. Stokes.  Andre Rison.  I SMOKE all these fools, and yet they're making the big sweet dollars. They're making the money, and I got an agent that ain't even put the number on the table.
did you tell him about the "ten million for four years?"	Uh, not today, but --
anybody else would have left you by now, but i'm sticking with you. i said i would. and if i got to ride your ass like zorro, you're gonna show me the money.	Oh my God.
another drink please.	Anybody else would have left you by now, but I'm sticking with you. I said I would. And if I got to ride your ass like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money.
man, i got a shelf life of ten years, tops!  my next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'11 last me and mine a very long time. i'm out of this sport in five years.  what's my family gonna live on? what you get me.  so i don't want to hear about ya shit, your "nya nya nya."	Another drink please.
why not?	Man, I got a shelf life of ten years, tops!  My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'11 last me and mine a very long time. I'm out of this sport in five years.  What's my family gonna live on? What you get me.  So I don't want to hear about ya shit, your "nya nya nya."
you are not allowed to act this way.	Why not?
it's a quality that might come in handy for a commercial sometime. _ 69.	You are not allowed to act this way.
no.	It's a quality that might come in handy for a commercial sometime. _ 69.
the least you could do is nod and act sympathetic --	No.
well, boo-fucking-hoo.	The least you could do is nod and act sympathetic --
see this jacket i'm wearing?  you like it?  i don't really need it, because i'm cloaked in failure. i lost the number one draft pick the night before the draft. they will teach my story to other agents on "do not do this" day in agent school. why? let's recap. because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk, i had two slices of bad pizza, went to bed, grew a conscience and wrote a 25-page manifesto of doom!	Well, boo-fucking-hoo.
don't you even see -- i'm finished. i'm fucked. twenty-four hours ago, i was hot. now... i'm a cautionary tale!	See this jacket I'm wearing?  You like it?  I don't really need it, because I'm CLOAKED IN FAILURE. I lost the number one draft pick the night before the draft. They will teach my story to other agents on "do not do this" day in agent school. Why? Let's recap. Because a hockey player's kid made me feel like a superficial jerk, I had two slices of bad pizza, went to bed, grew a conscience and wrote a 25-page Manifesto of Doom!
huh?	Don't you even see -- I'm finished. I'm fucked. Twenty-four hours ago, I was hot. Now... I'm a cautionary tale!
what are you doing with me, rod?	Huh?
you feel bad you tested positive? quit doing blow!  you feel bad about your baby girl? why did you leave the mother?	What are you doing with me, Rod?
rod --	You feel bad you tested positive? Quit doing blow!  You feel bad about your baby girl? Why did you leave the mother?
you love me now, don't you?	Very much.
call me tomorrow.	I might call you later!
sure you don't want to go out and find some karoake?  i'm a very good singer, man --	Call me tomorrow.
get some sleep.  see you tomorrow.	Sure you don't want to go out and find some karoake?  I'm a very good singer, man --
good.  i was just testing ya.  but just you saying that? makes me love ya.	Get some sleep.  See you tomorrow.
i'm not about love -- i'm about "showing you the money."	Good.  I was just testing ya.  But just you saying that? Makes me love ya.
you're loving me now, aren't ya?	I'm not about love -- I'm about "showing you the money."
i gotta get back to cushman.	Okay, I understand.  I'll boil it down for ya.  Fuck Nike.  All they do is ignore me...
you believe they're shooting a nike ad down there?  did i ever tell you my nike story?	I gotta get back to Cushman.
let's do it again.	You believe they're shooting a Nike ad down there?  Did I ever tell you my Nike story?
yeah.  and it might have even worked too.	Let's do it again.
i came all the way here for that? to walk the lobby?	Yeah.  And it might have even worked too.
at last i find you.	Why the fuck am I here?  I feel like I'm five years late for the Prom.
show.  me.  the.  money.	Congratulations.  You're still my agent.
now doesn't that just make you feel good to say it?  say it with me.	Show.  Me.  The.  Money.
i got it.	Now doesn't that just make you feel good to say it?  Say it with me.
here it is.  "show me the money."  show.  me.  the.  money. _ 36.	I got it.
yes.	Here it is.  "Show me the money."  Show.  Me.  The.  Money. _ 36.
it's a very personal, very important thing.  it's a family motto.  so i want to share it with you.  you ready?	Yes.
mmm.  hmm.	It's a very personal, very important thing.  It's a family motto.  So I want to share it with you.  You ready?
--  now to recap, i want to stay in arizona, i want my new contract, i like you, you're nice to my wife, i will stay with you, that's what i'm doing for you, but here's what you're gonna do for me. you listening?	Mmm.  Hmm.
now you want arizona dollars.	Exactly.  And I'm sitting here with an ant problem, look!  And my brother Tee Pee's room is flooded with water.  Say hello to Jerry Maguire --
good, 'cause see, i am a valuable commodity.  i go across the middle. i see the ball and a dude coming right at me, wanting to kill me, i tell my brain "get killed, catch the ball." that's new york steak, baby.  rare. and yet, nobody's giving me love. nobody's giving me props.  nobody. i went to arizona state, i'm from arizona, i break arizona records, i'm a sun devil, man!!!	Now you want Arizona dollars.
okay.	Good, 'cause see, I am a valuable commodity.  I go across the middle. I see the ball and a dude coming right at me, wanting to kill me, I tell my brain "get killed, catch the ball." That's New York Steak, baby.  Rare. And yet, nobody's giving me LOVE. Nobody's giving me PROPS.  Nobody. I went to Arizona State, I'm from Arizona, I break Arizona records, I'm a Sun Devil, man!!!
alright, we're just getting started on my list of things you need to know. take notes if you want to.	Okay.
which they do.  and we're standing there. all the football guys are in the lobby, watching, there's even an espn crew.  so i turn to her and sort of grandly say, "well, this is me, klutz, asking you, goddess of rock climbing, to marry me." and i took out the ring, and i don't much like big scenes, but she said "yes" right there in the lobby and some of the toughest men in football wept like babies.  we're getting married in february.	Jerry.  You two will be together forever.
how sad --	But wait...
well, it bothered me somewhat. and i got quiet.  and now she's quiet and we're both pouting a little, you know.  and i decide i'm not going to propose.  the mood is not right. why be impulsive? now at this point i know she knows that i was going to propose and didn't.  and she knows i know.  so the entire sixty mile ride back to the airport, we don't speak. and we're both good at that.  we fly to honolulu in silence.  we check into the pro bowl hotel --	How sad --
oh no -- _ 14.	Well, it bothered me somewhat. And I got quiet.  And now she's quiet and we're both pouting a little, you know.  And I decide I'm not going to propose.  The mood is not right. Why be impulsive? Now at this point I know she knows that I was going to propose and didn't.  And she knows I know.  So the entire sixty mile ride back to the airport, we don't speak. And we're both good at that.  We fly to Honolulu in silence.  We check into the Pro Bowl hotel --
to the pools.  now she's miss rock climber, and i'm more the non-rock climber, but we're hiking up through the pools and there's a fine mist in the air, and i have the ring in my pocket, and i'm a little nervous, i'm lagging behind, and she says to me, get this -- "hurry up, klutz."	Oh no -- _ 14.
to the pools?	To the pools.  Now she's Miss Rock Climber, and I'm more the Non-Rock Climber, but we're hiking up through the pools and there's a fine mist in the air, and I have the ring in my pocket, and I'm a little nervous, I'm lagging behind, and she says to me, get this -- "Hurry up, klutz."
exactly.  and the world does not need another 35 year-old bachelor. i knew i wanted to propose, so i took her there.	To the pools?
that's when you need to cement, and define define define.	Exactly.  And the world does not need another 35 year-old bachelor. I knew I wanted to propose, so I took her there.
a year-and-a-half later, we were both in hawaii for the pro bowl. now i've always hit a wall at 18 months.  every serious girlfriend lasts 18 months.  it's like --ka- boom.  the curse of 18 months.	That's when you need to cement, and define define define.
gorgeous.	A year-and-a-half later, we were both in Hawaii for the Pro Bowl. Now I've always hit a wall at 18 months.  Every serious girlfriend lasts 18 months.  It's like --ka- boom.  The curse of 18 months.
--so our first date, she told me about her favorite place in the world, the seven pools of hana on the island of maui...	Gorgeous.
oh, tell the story.	--so our first date, she told me about her favorite place in the world, the seven pools of Hana on the island of Maui...
tell me, and then you can sleep.	She's an NFL publicist... amazing sense of style... former athlete... volleyball... world class... really knows how to live every moment of her life, which is why I should take a nap now...
i uh... don't think we're quite at your pitch yet.	Tell me, and then you can sleep.
it's the death rattle of my singlehood, right? because i finally see the white picket fence looming and i love it/hate it/love it/hate it/ love it... you're right, i'll know when i see him. why is it so easy to talk with you?!  tell me about your fiancee.	I uh... don't think we're quite at your pitch yet.
i think you'll know when you see him at the gate.	It's the death rattle of my singlehood, right? Because I finally see the white picket fence looming and I love it/hate it/love it/hate it/ love it... you're right, I'll know when I see him. Why is it so easy to talk with you?!  Tell me about your fiancee.
and i can't say his name without laughing i want to eat him up. i want to say goodbye to every bad thought i ever had about relationships.  i mean, i crave this guy... and yet... why... why did i have that affair this weekend?  does that mean i'm not in love with my boyfriend?	I think you'll know when you see him at the gate.
bobbi fallon.  bpi.  i'm producing the coke commercials for the playoffs.	Well.  Good luck with that --
jerry maguire.  smi.	Bobbi Fallon.  BPI.  I'm producing the Coke commercials for the playoffs.
you're with the sports people on the plane, right?	Jerry Maguire.  SMI.
what --	Where'd you find the perfect white shirt?
i have to ask.	What --
"stay calm?"  i'm freakin...	Alright, I'm freaking too.  But they need you to stay calm.  I'll call back. _ 124.
keep the phone open.  i'll call back. stay calm. he's got some good doctors out there.	"Stay calm?"  I'm freakin...
i'm freakin out.  oh god i'm --	Keep the phone open.  I'll call back. Stay calm. He's got some good doctors out there.
he took a shot.  he's unconscious.	I'm freakin out.  Oh God I'm --
don't be silly.	My husband believes in you.  We're gonna make it.  Bye bye Dorothy.
i'm sorry what i said back there.	Don't be silly.
marcee --	What DO you stand for???
what are you talking about -- "don't get emotional." if you ask me, you haven't gotten emotional enough about this man. _ 98.	Marcee --
okay, we don't take this emotionally. we roll with this problem.	What are you talking about -- "don't get emotional." If you ask me, you haven't gotten emotional ENOUGH about this man. _ 98.
i'll go back to them.	And say what?  "Please remove your dick from my ass?!"
damn right, and you can start by taking rod's poster and putting it where people can see it!	Damn right.
marcee, things are changing around here.  you and rod will have my total personal attention.	Damn right, and you can start by taking Rod's poster and putting it where people can see it!
not a chance.	Marcee, things are changing around here.  You and Rod will have my total personal attention.
you gonna get that --	Not a chance.
how can i make your life better?	I know you say to take the Arizona offer, but my husband needs more recognition.  _ 25.
marcee.  how's my favorite player's wife?	Jerry, Rod is very very upset. Tyson, no!
smi represents all three quarterbacks on your team, where's their loyalty going to be?  you stay with me, i'd fight for you alone.  you'd be my only client on that team...	I've got the clients.  I've got the juice.
-- and i'll get 'em.	You'll always be my hero, Jerry. Always always always.  We're bringing other elements in, we're focusing on endorsements -- it's not about handholding anymore. We're no longer babysitters --
jerry --	-- and I'll get 'em.
i'm over it.  now i want all my clients and yours too.	Jerry --
you wanted smaller.	I'm over it.  Now I want all my clients and yours too.
you'll lose.	You wanted smaller.
give me a little credit for doing this face-to-face!  what i went through knowing i was going to do this to my mentor!  can you get past yourself for a second?	You'll lose.
dick.	Give me a little credit for doing this face-to-face!  What I went through knowing I was going to do this to my mentor!  Can you get past yourself for a second?
... dick?	Dick.
you...	You did this to yourself.  You said "fewer clients."  You put it all on paper.  Scully was very upset.  Heart attacks make some people sweeter, but not him.  You did this to yourself --
i know.  it sucks.  i suck.	You...
aw shit...the crowded restaurant... so there's no scene...	I know.  It sucks.  I suck.
pardon me?	Came here to fire you, Jerry.
i came here to let you go. _ 27.	Pardon me?
i'm fine.  what's up?	I came here to let you go. _ 27.
you okay?	I'm fine.  What's up?
gimme a second here... tidwell... arizona contract... new glass cabinet...	You okay?
marcee -- this is one of our agents. this is bob sugar, who needs to learn to knock.	Pleasure.
cronin's okay for lunch?	Marcee -- this is one of our agents. This is Bob Sugar, who needs to learn to knock.
dooler, you know bob sugar.	The best commercial director in the business.  I hail you.
i'm scared.  what is it?	It's in a cage.  Do not be scared of...
-- i give you my favorite animal in the zoo.  are you ready for the weirdness, the strange perfection and truth of...	I'm scared.  What is it?
right up ahead, buddy --	-- I give you my favorite animal in the zoo.  Are you ready for the weirdness, the strange perfection and truth of...
show me the animal, jerry!	Right up ahead, buddy --
what's going on, jerry?	A lot.  We got a big fax today... we need this commission, buddy.
funny.	Funny...   I better go to bed.
i don't see any.	Funny.
we'll go to the zoo sometime. okay? i think i might have some time on my hands.	I don't see any.
i won't tell.	We'll go to the zoo sometime. Okay? I think I might have some time on my hands.
yeah i know.  i did.	I won't tell.
you said "fuck".	Yeah I know.  I did.
aw, the fucking thing... i mean, the zoo is closed.	You said "fuck".
let's go right now.  let's go to the zoo.	Aw, the fucking thing... I mean, the zoo is closed.
okay.  i've been hogging it. you're right.  _ 76.	Let's go right now.  Let's go to the zoo.
let's go the zoo.	Okay.  I've been hogging it. You're right.  _ 76.
wait.  i want to tell you more about my dad.	Let's go the zoo.
and then my dad died and my mom took me to the zoo and i love the zoo. do you hate the zoo or do you love the zoo?	Wait.  I want to tell you more about my dad.
hi.	Hi Ray.
they do, my brother.	I'm not your brother!
no.	They do, my brother.
hey, man, you know they have big balloons built into cars?	No.
one-two-three, swing.	Thanks.  May I offer you both a ride?
shut up!!!	I'm not putting him down, I just have a commitment to the truth.
he should have kept his head tucked down.	Shut up!!!
can you be quiet?	What'd I say?
he's gonna have nothing left for next season.  they're letting him kill himself.	Can you be quiet?
now go kiss your daddy, quick.	That's why they cheer, you know. The white man sending the black man into battle...
what is it?	A bird cage.
oh, my god.	What is it?
do you think it goes all the way across?	One way to find out.
this is how you make dinosaurs?	This is how you play God.
eric!	Quiet!
after what you've seen today, you really think your son could be alive?	He's smart, Dr. Grant. And he knows so much about dinosaurs.
still, you have survived the dinosaurs before. you saved those kids.	A few of us survived. A lot more died. And we were better prepared and better armed.  How many days have they been missing?
errr-iiic!	And tell your wife to stop making so much noise! We're food to these damn animals.
either that, or the government will firebomb it back to the stone age.	I would completely support that.
you mean it?	I do. It's worth another shot. And who knows? Things might turn out differently.
we should try fishing again.	You mean it?
he could have died.	But he didn't. And neither did you. And I'm glad about that.
how would you have helped eric?  he needs you, paul. he needs us.	He could have died.
i should have tried. it should have been me on that beach back there, not billy.	How would you have helped Eric?  He needs you, Paul. He needs us.
you couldn't have made that jump.	I should have tried. It should have been me on that beach back there, not Billy.
my own kid was right in front of me and i didn't do a damn thing.	You couldn't have made that jump.
paul! where is he? can you see him?	I'm trying! That thing took him down this way!
eric, its okay. you'll be right behind me.	We're not going anywhere, I promise.
sweetheart, you're okay.  you're okay.  you're okay.	Never had a doubt. Never did. Us Kirby men, we stick around, huh?
what?...what!?	I loaned it to Nash. He must have had it on him when he...
i don't remember	Think.
when did you have it last?	I don't remember
i don't know. i don't have it with me.	When did you have it last?
that one time was just the bumper.	He would have been, safe. Completely, entirely, suffocatingly safe.  I would have him to see more of the world than Enid, Oklahoma. I wanted to see more of the world than Enid, Oklahoma. And so yes, it's my fault that this happened. I'm sorry that you have to be here.
this wouldn't happen if he was with you. i mean, you drive five miles below the speed limit. i totaled three cars in fives years.	That one time was just the bumper.
well damn it. i don't speak ill of the dead. what i'm trying to say is, its was just a crazy accident. the exact same thing could have happened if he was with me. you can't go beating yourself up about it.	This wouldn't happen if he was with you. I mean, you drive five miles below the speed limit. I totaled three cars in fives years.
well what?	Well damn it. I don't speak ill of the dead. What I'm trying to say is, its was just a crazy accident. The exact same thing could have happened if he was with me. You can't go beating yourself up about it.
we can't just stop looking. eric and dr. grant are out there somewhere.	I want to find them too, but we can't do a bit of good right now. For every scary thing we saw in the daylight, I'll bet there ten times more of 'em at night.  Am I right?
it's not safe.	We have to help him.
he's this way.	It's not safe.
udesky.	He's this way.
eric! are you here?	Eric!
i know you liked ben. i had no right to...	Its not about him. It's Eric. He's alone out here somewhere. Our baby is all alone.
no, it's...	I know you liked Ben. I had no right to...
i'm sorry amanda. i am. and i'm sorry for the things i said about him.	No, it's...
that's him. thats eric!	I filmed this the morning they left.
young adult.	Eric...
what did you say!	Just drop it Paul!
nothing.	What did you say!
what did you say?	Nothing.
nothing.	What did you say?
what?	Nothing.
oh, don't worry about that.	What?
fine...and when the tricyclatops comes after you, don't come crying to me.	Oh, don't worry about that.
because "dr. grant" isn't looking for eric. dr. grant is looking for the coast.	Fine...and when the Tricyclatops comes after you, don't come crying to me.
well what's the use of hiring an expert if your not going to listen to him?	Because "Dr. Grant" isn't looking for Eric. Dr. Grant is looking for the coast.
dr. grant says this, dr. grant says that...	Well what's the use of hiring an expert if your not going to listen to him?
no, dr. grant says...	Dr. Grant says this, Dr. Grant says that...
well we should split up or something. we can cover twice the area.	No, Dr. Grant says...
stop that. dr. grant says this is dangerous territory.	Well we should split up or something. We can cover twice the area.
you look good.	So do you.
people change.	You look good.
you hate to swim.	People change.
twenty, twenty-fire pounds. i've been swimming at the y.	You hate to swim.
how much weight have you lost?	Twenty, twenty-fire pounds. I've been swimming at the Y.
nothing you haven't seen before.	How much weight have you lost?
sorry.	Nothing you haven't seen before.
a friend. we were vacationing. eric wanted to see the island and the dinosaurs, so ben found a guy who would take them parasailing. they never came back.	We called everyone, did everything we could. Because of all the controversy over this island, no one will step in. Costa Rica says it's a no-fly zone, it's their own damn fault. Guys at the U.S Embassy -- our U.S. Embassy -- said we should "accept the inevitable." You believe that?
her new boyfriend.	A friend. We were vacationing. Eric wanted to see the island and the dinosaurs, so Ben found a guy who would take them parasailing. They never came back.
we can't just...	Don't worry, honey. We'll circle around and come back.
he says it's a bad idea!	What's a bad idea?
what?	He says it's a bad idea!
amanda, honey! dr. grant says it's a bad idea!	What?
well, i'm no aviation specialist. but i do know it's hell of a lot lower than anyone else.	From what I understand, it's pretty much whatever we want.
...once-in-a-lifetime.	We've arranged for a private airplane to take us flying over Isla Sorna. And we want you to be our guide.
amanda and i, well, we just love the outdoors. heck we've been on pretty much any adventure tour they can come up with: galapagos, k2, the nile...	We even have two seats reserved aboard the first commercial moon flight.
first off let me say as a dinosaur enthusiasts, amanda and i have admired your work for years.	It is truly, whats the word? Inspiring.
you had the phone the whole time?	Where is it?
going to the coast was alan's idea. if he's alive, thats where he's headed.	What about Eric?
what about eric and dr. grant?	Going to the coast was Alan's idea. If he's alive, thats where he's headed.
we need to stick to the plan. head for the coast.	What about Eric and Dr. Grant?
he's right. a predator wouldn't leave a kill wounded.	He's not a kill, he's still alive.
i thought we weren't suppose to yell.	Here!
he's with a man named ben hildebrand.	Who's that?
you see, that's just the thing. paul and i have special permission to fly low.	How low?
he loves you too.	Okay. He loves us very very much. And I know that right now more than anything, your Dad would want to know that we're safe. Okay?
let me tell you a few things about you dad, okay? he's very very very clever, very very brave, and he loves you ever very much.	He loves you too.
then we should...	Let me tell you a few things about you Dad, okay? He's very very very clever, very very brave, and he loves you ever very much.
i know. i know. i want to look for him too.	then we should...
we have to keep looking for dad. we have to.	I know. I know. I want to look for him too.
where's dad?	Just hold on.
paul!	DAD!
eric!	It won't hold!
he's probably has a better chance by the coast as it is. figures that all the big dinosaurs would live in the center of the island.  right?	Sure.
i thought you were an expert.	Dr. Grant was.
i dont know.	I thought you were an expert.
they couldnt climb up, so they were trying to get us to come down.	They set a trap  They actually set a trap.
thirty-thousand, i think. closer to the top.	About a thousand feet above it, actually.  Most mountain-climbers remember how tall that mountains were.
so mr. kirby, tell me, when you climbed k2, did you base camp at 25- or 30,000 feet?	Thirty-thousand, I think. Closer to the top.
that was isla nublar. this is isla sorna. the second island.	I didn't know, there were two islands.
no!	I KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES!
i can get him!	NO!
you have to believe me. i did it with the best intentions.	Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions. You rushed in with no thought to the consequences, to yourself or anyone else.  You're no better than the people who built this place.
alan, i want to tell you that i'm so sorry about the...	Billy, I can't talk to you now.
we need to keep moving.	Alan, I want to tell you that I'm so sorry about the...
alan!	KEEP GOING!
we could co-write a paper.	Ah yes, the first rule of academics. Publish or perish.
it looks intact.	We should take it with us to signal any planes.
i don't remember that on ingen's list.	That's because it wasn't on their list. Who knows what else they were up to?
not with that sail.  spinosaurus aegypticus.	I don't remember that on InGen's list.
baryonyx?	Not with that sail.  Spinosaurus Aegypticus.
they never got that big.	Baryonyx?
obviously a superpredator.  suchimimus. that snout.	They never got that big.
how would you classify it?	Obviously a superpredator.  Suchimimus. that snout.
is it a rex?	I don't think so.
i'm so use to seeing bones. it's weird to see skin.	Mr. and Mrs. Kirby! If you look out the right you can see...
listen alan, i really appreciate you bringing me along.	The bones will be there when we get back. That's the nice thing about them. They never run away.  And besides, you got me into this. I don't intend to be alone with these people.
reverse-darwinism. survival of the most idiotic.	Listen Alan, I really appreciate you bringing me along.
it was this strap alone that saved my life. got caught on a rock as i was falling.	Reverse-Darwinism. Survival of the most idiotic.
that does sound lucky.	It was this strap alone that saved my life. Got caught on a rock as I was falling.
no way. this is lucky. couple years ago some buddies and i went hang gliding off these cliffs in new zealand. updraft sent me right into the side. boom!	That does sound lucky.
even with what i pay you, you could get a better bag.	No way. This is lucky. Couple years ago some buddies and I went hang gliding off these cliffs in New Zealand. Updraft sent me right into the side. BOOM!
they're here.	What?
absolutely not.	They're here.
it's a rapid prototyper. i feed in the scan data from the raptor skull, than the computer breaks it into thousands of slices which this thing prints, one layer on top of the other. it's the future of paleontology.	Not if it can't dig.
you rented an automated litter box.	It's a rapid prototyper. I feed in the scan data from the raptor skull, than the computer breaks it into thousands of slices which this thing prints, one layer on top of the other. It's the future of paleontology.
three weeks. i had to rent some equipment.	You rented an automated litter box.
we'll be broke in four weeks.	Three weeks. I had to rent some equipment.
how was your trip? profitable?	We'll be broke in four weeks.
a well-accepted theory.	Alan don't be afraid to evolve.
when i met you, i thought that one day millions of years ago, all the dinosaurs became extinct. wiped out. but you told me otherwise. when conditions changed, dinosaurs changed. they became other things. they evolved.	A well-accepted theory.
goodbye, alan.	When I met you, I thought that one day millions of years ago, all the dinosaurs became extinct. Wiped out. But you told me otherwise. When conditions changed, dinosaurs changed. They became other things. They evolved.
okay. goodbye, ellie.	Goodbye, Alan.
let me know if i can help, alan. youre bad about asking for help, but please ask me. anything, anytime.	Okay. Goodbye, Ellie.
i'd better get going.	Let me know if I can help, Alan. Youre bad about asking for help, but please ask me. Anything, anytime.
the last of my breed.	I'd better get going.
times change alan. but you're the still the best. i mean that.	The last of my breed.
it was never easy, but before jurassic park, you could find money. somewhere. now fossils are out. everyone wants to see a real live dinosaur.	Times change Alan. But you're the still the best. I mean that.
good luck with the fund raising.	It was never easy, but before Jurassic Park, you could find money. Somewhere. Now fossils are out. Everyone wants to see a real live dinosaur.
you think they could talk to each other?	To a degree we never imagined.
we've done cranial scans, and raptors actually had a quite sophisticated resonating chamber. i have a theory that their ability to vocalize is the key to their social intelligence. the way they can work together as a team.	You think they could talk to each other?
i try not to.	We've done cranial scans, and raptors actually had a quite sophisticated resonating chamber. I have a theory that their ability to vocalize is the key to their social intelligence. The way they can work together as a team.
you remember the sounds they made?	I try not to.
my favorite.	You remember the sounds they made?
raptors, mostly.	My favorite.
anything good?	Raptors, mostly.
so, mark's working at the state department now.	Really?  What do you do there?
he used to know me.	Sorry, Alan it's been six years.
hmm?	He's three. Why don't you wait till he's a little older?
what do you think is going to happen with the dinosaurs?	The population will Stabilize eventually. They'll adapt to fit different roles.
we're safe!	No we're not.
no. i couldn't see.	Do me a favor. Go back to your parents for a minute, would you?  They look worried.
eric, do you know what happened to the boat? that brought you here? why did it crash?	No. I couldn't see.
you're right.	Eric, do you know what happened to the boat? that brought you here? Why did it crash?
you should.	You're right.
it's strikes me now i never told her that.	You should.
she's the one person i could always count on. and she's saved me more times than she realizes. i owe her everything.	It's strikes me now I never told her that.
the lady you called, how do you know she can help us?	She's the one person I could always count on. And she's saved me more times than she realizes. I owe her everything.
bonitas.	Something must've scared them.
but then you never get to go in space.	Exactly. The difference between imagining how things might be and seeing how they really are. To be able to touch them. That's what Billy wanted to do.
see, i was the opposite. i never understood why anyone would want to go into space. it's so dangerous. you do one thing wrong and you're dead. the astronomer -- or the paleontologist -- get to study these amazing things from a place of complete safety. and truthfully, everything you really need to learn, you can learn it from the ground.	But then you never get to go in space.
i want to be an astronaut.	See, I was the opposite. I never understood why anyone would want to go into space. It's so dangerous. You do one thing wrong and you're dead. The astronomer -- or the paleontologist -- get to study these amazing things from a place of complete safety. And truthfully, everything you really need to learn, you can learn it from the ground.
i have a theory that there's two kinds of boys. those who want to be astronomers and those who want to be astronauts.	I want to be an astronaut.
no. although i've studied them in the wild.	I have a theory that there's two kinds of boys. Those who want to be astronomers and those who want to be astronauts.
do you have any kids?	No. Although I've studied them in the wild.
we climb down to the barge and follow the river out to the ocean. with any luck, the costa rican coast guard will pick us up.	Then we go home?
why?	Closer you get to the water, the bigger things get.
are you sure?	Why?
we need to head for the coast.	Are you sure?
i stayed pretty close to the compound, figured if anyone came to look for me, that's where they'd start.	We need to head for the coast.
how much of this island have you explored?	I stayed pretty close to the compound, Figured if anyone came to look for me, that's where they'd start.
mine's new.	How much of this island have you explored?
a raptor claw. i use to have one. a fossil.	Mine's new.
know what this is?	A raptor claw. I use to have one. A fossil.
what did you think?	I dunno. I mean, it was kind of preachy. Chaos-this, chaos-that. And like, to me, the guy seemed kind of high on himself.
yeah.	What did you think?
did you read malcolm's book?	Yeah.
the important thing is we both made it. that's something we have in common.	Did you read Malcolm's book?
is that all it's been? i thought it was longer.	The important thing is we both made it. That's something we have in common.
it's a wonder you aren't. i'm amazed, eric. i barely lasted 30 hours. you lasted eight weeks.	Is that all it's been? I thought it was longer.
found this, but the battery's dead.	It's a wonder you aren't. I'm amazed, Eric. I barely lasted 30 hours. You lasted eight weeks.
any weapons, radios?	Found this, but the battery's dead.
when ingen cleared out, they left a lot of stuff behind.	Any weapons, radios?
back then, they hadn't tried to eat me.	When InGen cleared out, they left a lot of stuff behind.
the first one. before you where on the island. you liked dinosaurs back then.	Back then, they hadn't tried to eat me.
which one do you prefer?	The first one. Before you where on the island. You liked dinosaurs back then.
you're alan grant, aren't you?  i read both of your books.	Which one do you prefer?
you'd be surprised what people can do when they have too.	You're Alan Grant, aren't you?  I read both of your books.
they'll never make it. i mean, they can't manage when the cable goes out.	You'd be surprised what people can do when they have too.
on the island.	They'll never make it. I mean, they can't manage when the cable goes out.
in costa rica?	On the island.
eric, your parents are both here.	In Costa Rica?
well, we don't exactly have a costa rican phone book here, so it will have to be somebody we know in the states. someone we can absolutely count on to send help.	Stan.
whatever you do, don't call the u.s. embassy. they won't do a god damn thing.	Well, we don't exactly have a Costa Rican phone book here, so it will have to be somebody we know in the states. Someone we can absolutely count on to send help.
billy!	It's no use, Dr. Grant. No use.
amanda!	Back out! Move!
well that's good.	But you never came across just one.
there is no kirby enterprises, is there?	There is. I own a place called Kirby Paint and Title Plus. We're out in the Westgate Shopping Center in Enid, Oklahoma. The "plus" is for bathroom fixtures, fireplaces accessories, patio furniture. Stuff like that.
dr. grant, we're not leaving without our son.	You can stick with us, or you can go and look for him. Either way you're probably not getting out of here alive.
no, i'm sorry, but no. we'll savage what we can from the plane. then we head for the coast. there may be a boat left, something to get us off this island.	Dr. Grant, we're not leaving without our son.
i have never been on this island!	Sure you have. You wrote that book...
we needed somebody who knew the lay of the land. somebody who'd been to this island before.	I have never been on this island!
establishing a perimeter. making it safe. these guys are really good. one of them was a green...	Mr. Kirby, trust me, on this island, there is no such thing as safe. We have to get back in this plane...
what the hell is going on? what are they doing?	Establishing a perimeter. Making it safe. These guys are really good. One of them was a Green...
dr. grant if you'd just sit tight, we'll explain this all in a jiffy.	This plane can not land!
that's hard to believe.	Let's just say that through my business -- imports/exports, emerging markets -- I've made some friends in high places. In this case, the Costa Rican government.
no, no, see dr. grant, you're the best. you've seen these animals in the flesh. no one else has come close to you.	I'm flattered, but I've taken this little adventure tour. And with the air restrictions they've imposed after the incident in San Diego, you cant fly low enough to see anything of interest.
that's a very nice offer, mr. kirby, but i'm afraid i'm much to busy. if you like i can refer you to a number of highly qualified...	No, no, see Dr. Grant, you're the best. You've seen these animals in the flesh. No one else has come close to you.
hmmm.	Now, for our wedding anniversary this year we wanted to do something really special, something...
you know, i've been traveling and i'm very tired. maybe some other time.	I guarantee it'll be worth your while.
well sir, i am a great admirer of yours, and i have an extremely interesting proposition to discuss. would you let my wife and i take you to have dinner tonight? our treat.	You know, I've been traveling and I'm very tired. Maybe some other time.
what can i do for you, mr. kirby?	Well sir, I am a great admirer of yours, and I have an extremely interesting proposition to discuss. Would you let my wife and I take you to have dinner tonight? Our treat.
you hear something?	No.  I feel something.
make a blind here?  wait for the buck to return?	If the nest is upwind, so are we. When he comes back, he'll know we're here before we have a chance.  The truck --
it matches the pictures.	It certainly does.
you broke that idiot's jaw for no reason other than your boredom.  tell the truth, roland.  aren't you even interested in knowing this expedition's quarry?	Ajay.  Go on up to my ranch, take a look around the trophy room, and tell me what kind of quarry you think could possibly be of any interest to me.
sorry.  we were saying?	You broke that idiot's jaw for no reason other than your boredom.  Tell the truth, Roland.  Aren't you even interested in knowing this expedition's quarry?
how do you mean?	A true hunter doesn't mind if the animal wins.  If it escapes.  But there weren't enough escapes from you and me, Ajay.  I've decided to spend a bit less time in the company of death.  Maybe I just feel too close to it my--
just a little bit too much, i think.	How do you mean?
but alone?  we always had great success together, you and i.	Just a little bit too much, I think.
well, i'm a very well-funded old son of a bitch.  you go.	But alone?  We always had great success together, you and I.
i got a call from a gentleman who's going to costa rica, or thereabouts. if he's to be believed, it's a most, uh, unique expedition.  and very well-funded.	Well, I'm a very well-funded old son of a bitch.  You go.
last time i plugged it in, i suppose. why?	I got a call from a gentleman who's going to Costa Rica, or thereabouts. If he's to be believed, it's a most, uh, unique expedition.  And very well-funded.
you.  tell me, roland, when was the last time you answered your phone?	Last time I plugged it in, I suppose. Why?
that cheap aftershave i send you every christmas, you actually wear it.  i'm touched.  sit down, sit down, what brings you to mombassa?	You.  Tell me, Roland, when was the last time you answered your phone?
how did you know?	That cheap aftershave I send you every Christmas, you actually wear it.  I'm touched.  Sit down, sit down, what brings you to Mombassa?
why didn't you tell us about these guys, ian?!	Because I didn't know!  I don't have the faintest idea what they're doing here.
is there an antidote?	Like if you shoot yourself in the foot?  Wouldn't matter.  You'd be dead  before you realized you'd accidentally pulled the trigger.
it doesn't matter what i think.	Is there anything we've forgotten? Anything at all?
you think i'm all talk, eddie?	It doesn't matter what I think.
former academic.  now i actually make things.  i don't just talk.	You think I'm all talk, Eddie?
you are an academic.	Former academic.  Now I actually make things.  I don't just talk.
light and strong, light and strong, sure, why not, it's only impossible. god save me from academics.	You are an academic.
"minimal" is too much.   it has to be light, it has to be strong --	Light and strong, light and strong, sure, why not, it's only impossible. God save me from academics.
minimal.	"Minimal" is too much.   It has to be light, it has to be strong --
any damage?	Minimal.
i'm not going, john.	Ian, you are my last chance to give something of real value to the world. I can't walk so far and leave no footprints; die and leave nothing with my name on it.  I will not  be known only for my failures.  And you will not allow yourself to go down in history as a lunatic.  You're too smart.  You'e too proud.  Dr. Malcolm.  Please.  This is a chance at redemption.  For both of us. There's no time to equivocate, we must seize it now, before --
john . . .	You'll need an animal behaviorist, someone with unimpeachable credentials.  I believe you already know Sarah Harding.  She's got theories about parenting and nurturing among hunter/scavengers I bet she'd be dying to prove on a scale like this.  If you convince her to go, it'll be a major coup.  When she publishes, the scientific community must take it seriously.
i've been putting this together for over a year.  i have personal suggestions for your entire team, phone numbers, contact people.  they won't believe you about what they're going to see, so don't bother trying to convince them.  just use my checkbook to get them there. i'll fund your expedition through my personal accounts, as such money and equipment as you need, but only if you leave immediately.  if we hesitate, all will be lost.	John . . .
so what?	I've been putting this together for over a year.  I have personal suggestions for your entire team, phone numbers, contact people.  They won't believe you about what they're going to see, so don't bother trying to convince them.  Just use my checkbook to get them there. I'll fund your expedition through my personal accounts, as such money and equipment as you need, but only if you leave immediately.  If we hesitate, all will be lost.
it would be the most extraordinary living fossil record the world has ever seen.	So what?
are you out of your mind?  i still have nightmares, my reputation's a joke, my leg is shot -- you think i need more of that?	It would be the most extraordinary living fossil record the world has ever seen.
after the accident at the park, a hurricane wiped out our facility on site b.  we had to evacuate and leave the animals to fend for themselves. and they did.  for four years i've fought to keep them safe from human meddling, now i want you to go there and document them.	Are you out of your mind?  I still have nightmares, my reputation's a joke, my leg is shot -- you think I need more of that?
no, no, no, no, no, no . . .	After the accident at the park, a hurricane wiped out our facility on Site B.  We had to evacuate and leave the animals to fend for themselves. And they did.  For four years I've fought to keep them safe from human meddling, now I want you to go there and document them.
isla nublar was just a showroom, ian, something for the tourists, site b was the factory floor.  we built it first, on isla sorna, eight-some miles from nublar.	No, no, no, no, no, no . . .
i don't believe you.	Isla Nublar was just a showroom, Ian, something for the tourists, Site B was the factory floor.  We built it first, on Isla Sorna, eight-some miles from Nublar.
the hatchery, in particular?  you know my initial yields had to be low, far less than one percent, that's a thousand embryos for every single live birth.  genetic engineering on that scale implies a giant operation, not the spotless little laboratory i showed you.	I don't believe you.
what are you talking about?	The hatchery, in particular?  You know my initial yields had to be low, far less than one percent, that's a thousand embryos for every single live birth.  Genetic engineering on that scale implies a giant operation, not the spotless little laboratory I showed you.
well?  didn't it all seem a trifle compact to you?	What are you talking about?
what?	Well?  Didn't it all seem a trifle compact to you?
you were right -- and i was wrong. there!  did you ever think you'd hear me say that?  spectacularly wrong. instead of observing those animals, i tried to control them.  i squandered an opportunity and we still know next to nothing about their lives.  not their lives as man would have them, behind electric fences, but in the wild.  behavior in their natural habitat, the impossible dream of any paleontologist.  i could have had it, but i let it slip away.  thank god for site b.	What?
they do have motives.  why did you want to see me?  your message said it was urgent.	You were right -- and I was wrong. There!  Did you ever think you'd hear me say that?  Spectacularly wrong. Instead of observing those animals, I tried to control them.  I squandered an opportunity and we still know next to nothing about their lives.  Not their lives as man would have them, behind electric fences, but in the wild.  Behavior in their natural habitat, the impossible dream of any paleontologist.  I could have had it, but I let it slip away.  Thank God for Site B.
it's the lawyers.  the lawyers are finally killing me.	They do have motives.  Why did you want to see me?  Your message said it was urgent.
i didn't know you -- weren't well.	It's the lawyers.  The lawyers are finally killing me.
when you have a lot of time to think, it's funny who you remember.  it's the people who challenged you.  it is the quality of our opponents that gives our accomplishments meaning.  i never told you how sorry i was about what happened after we returned.	I didn't know you -- weren't well.
resentful.	When you have a lot of time to think, it's funny who you remember.  It's the people who challenged you.  It is the quality of our opponents that gives our accomplishments meaning.  I never told you how sorry I was about what happened after we returned.
are you looking for a problem?	Everyone, keep your voices down!
but he's the head of ingen!	You gotta be kidding.  You dragged me out of Greenpeace to be a corporate stooge?  You couldn't get anybody else?
ingen is a genetics corporation, isn't it?	Is that who we're really working for?!  Gene splicers?!
do you have chromium tapes?  the others fog in high-	-humidity, I know.  Highest lead density on the market.
oh --	-- my --
that doesn't say a thing about t-rex, they could have been rogues.  robert burke certainly thinks they were.	We've got to see one to find out. Is there any --
why wouldn't they?  look at hyenas, jackals, nearly all species of predator birds --	That doesn't say a thing about T-rex, they could have been rogues.  Robert Burke certainly thinks they were.
i'm not surprised stegosaur lived in a family group, but there's never been anything in the fossil record to prove the carnivores did.	Why wouldn't they?  Look at hyenas, jackals, nearly all species of predator birds --
and let's forget about the high hide. we can't do this kind of work up in a tower, we need to be out in the field, as close to the animals as possible.	I'm not surprised stegosaur lived in a family group, but there's never been anything in the fossil record to prove the carnivores did.
ian, you're not insane!  i'm so glad!	Dr. Malcolm -- the world -- owes you an apology.
the empty shells are crushed and trampled.  the young stay in the birth environment, that's conclusive!	Not without a shot of the nest.
that was a pair bond!  a family group, even, long after that infant was nestbound!	I want to see the nesting ground!
dad!	Come on!
i'm fine, i'm fine, i was scared, i thought you, are you okay?!	I'm fine... I'm fine...
are you all right?!  anything broken?	I'm fine, I'm fine, I was scared, I thought you, are you okay?!
what are you guys gonna do?	Exactly what John Hammond wanted us to do.
where does it say that?	On the side of that one truck.
"ingen."  what's ingen?	Where does it say that?
how could you possibly?	Because you said so.  Maybe nobody else believed you, but I always did.
this is nothing like austin.  forget about it.	You like to have kids, you just don't want to be with them, do you?
i don't care about the trials, i want to be with you.  i could be your research assistant, like i was in austin.	This is nothing like Austin.  Forget about it.
out of the question.  you'd miss the gymnastics trials.  you've been training for that for a year.	I don't care about the trials, I want to be with you.  I could be your research assistant, like I was in Austin.
i could come with you.	Out of the question.  You'd miss the gymnastics trials.  You've been training for that for a year.
that richard.	I could come with you.
no.  richard talked to his parents.	That Richard.
well, is he?	No.  Richard talked to his parents.
that was about a year ago.	Well, is he?
you know, at the bus stop.  with the hair?	That was about a year ago.
which one?	You know, at the bus stop.  With the hair?
is that kid still bothering you?	Which one?
no, dad.  i have thoughts of my own once in a while.	Is that kid still bothering you?
very hurtful.  your mother tell you to say that?	No, Dad.  I have thoughts of my own once in a while.
i'm your daughter all the time, you know.  not just when it's convenient.	Very hurtful.  Your mother tell you to say that?
i'll make it up to you this summer. i promise.	I'm your daughter all the time, you know.  Not just when it's convenient.
my vacation is over in a week.	I'll make it up to you this summer. I promise.
i can't tell you.  but i'll be back within a week.	My vacation is over in a week.
stop saying fantastic.  where are you going?	I can't tell you.  But I'll be back within a week.
well, i do, and she's fantastic. she'll take you to the museum, maybe to a movie if you play your cards right.  you're going to have a fantastic time.	Stop saying fantastic.  Where are you going?
i don't even know this woman.	Well, I do, and she's fantastic. She'll take you to the museum, maybe to a movie if you play your cards right.  You're going to have a fantastic time.
okay, karen is expecting you in half an hour.  you only have to stay with her one night, she'll put you on a bus in the morning and your mother will be at the station when you get there.	I don't even know this woman.
hi, dad.	Kelly!  What are you doing here?
if i don't move, i can't shoot it.	Let it go, Peter.  The animal won.
it's just fed.  it won't attack unless it's threatened.  don't move.	If I don't move, I can't shoot it.
it's... behind... us.	It's just fed.  It won't attack unless it's threatened.  Don't move.
we took to the rock.	Why?
do you think the rex might have the infant with it?	Possible.
the radio rig is inside.  it runs directly from the geothermal generator, so power shouldn't be a problem.	Good.
where's the power and radio setup?	Operations building.  Far end of the street.
what is that?	Piss.
what is?	The velociraptors.
what in christ's name is going on?!	Isn't it obvious?
you've broken its leg!	We've got to transport it seven thousand miles.  Would you prefer it bit off the leg of a crew member?
had to.  to keep him still for the trip.	You've broken its leg!
what?	I hadn't planned on bringing carnivores back because of the liability risk, but I only thought of adults, it never occurred to me --  You are a billion dollar idea, my little f-
you're kidding yourself.  an adult t-rex cares about one thing -- filling its own belly.  it acts the way people wish they could, that's why everyone's fascinated by it.  if people had the chance to see one dinosaur and one only, ninety-nine percent would --	What?
rex won't be any different.  it'll come.	You're kidding yourself.  An adult T-rex cares about one thing -- filling its own belly.  It acts the way people wish they could, that's why everyone's fascinated by it.  If people had the chance to see one dinosaur and one only, ninety-nine percent would --
killing lessons?  heartwarming.	Rex won't be any different.  It'll come.
i once saw a bull elephant die charging a jeep.  all the jeep had done was startle the bull's calves. i saw a lioness carry wounded prey four and a half miles, all the way back to its den, just to teach its cubs how to finish off a kill.	Killing lessons?  Heartwarming.
you rally think this'll draw the parent?	I once saw a bull elephant die charging a jeep.  All the jeep had done was startle the bull's calves. I saw a lioness carry wounded prey four and a half miles, all the way back to its den, just to teach its cubs how to finish off a kill.
forty yards.  less, maybe.  i assume it'll take a slug in the brain case to bring him down.	Why not just use a scope and a poison dart and snipe him from a hill?
how close do you have to be?	Forty yards.  Less, maybe.  I assume it'll take a slug in the brain case to bring him down.
my father's .600 nitro express.  made in 1904.  karimojo bell gave it to him after he took down his last elephant.  8700 foot pound striking force.	How close do you have to be?
what kind of gun is that?	My father's .600 Nitro Express.  Made in 1904.  Karimojo Bell gave it to him after he took down his last elephant.  8700 foot pound striking force.
where do you think you're going?!	To collect my fee.
okay.	Good lad.
peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions.  first -- i'm in charge, and when i'm not around, dieter is.  your job is to sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day.  second condition -- my fee.  you can keep it.  all i want in exchange for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs.  a male.  buck only.  why and how are my business. if you don't  like either of those conditions, you're on your own.  go ahead and set up your camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a rex nest, for all i care.  but i've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas.  okay?	Okay.
you heard his, dieter.  find a new spot.  and remember, we're after herbivores only -- no unnecessary risks.	Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions.  First -- I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is.  Your job is to sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day.  Second condition -- my fee.  You can keep it.  All I want in exchange for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs.  A male.  Buck only.  Why and how are my business. If you don't  like either of those conditions, you're on your own.  Go ahead and set up your camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a rex nest, for all I care.  But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas.  Okay?
carnivores hunt near stream beds.  do you want to set up base camp or an all-you-can-eat people bar?	You heard his, Dieter.  Find a new spot.  And remember, we're after herbivores only -- no unnecessary risks.
what?  why?	Carnivores hunt near stream beds.  Do you want to set up base camp or an all-you-can-eat people bar?
cancel that, dieter.	What?  Why?
what's he got in there?	Piss.
it was a payoff and an insult.  ingen never--	InGen is my livelihood, Dr. Malcolm, and I will jealously defend its interests.  People will know what I want them to know when I want them to know it.
we made a generous compensatory offer for your injuries.	It was a payoff and an insult.  InGen never--
there are no versions of the truth! this isn't a corporate maneuver, it's my life.	We made a generous compensatory offer for your injuries.
you version of it.	There are no versions of the truth! This isn't a corporate maneuver, it's my life.
i didn't tell anything, i told the truth.	You version of it.
if your university felt you were causing it embarrassment by selling wild stories to hard copy, i hardly see how i am to--	I didn't tell anything, I told the truth.
you cost me my livelihood.  that on which i relied to support my children.	If your university felt you were causing it embarrassment by selling wild stories to Hard Copy, I hardly see how I am to--
you signed a non-disclosure agreement before you went to the island that expressly forbade you from discussing anything you saw.  you violated that agreement.	You cost me my livelihood.  That on which I relied to support my children.
do me a favor.  don't pretend for a second that you and i don't know the truth.  you can convince time magazine and the skeptical inquirer of whatever you want, but i was there.	You signed a non-disclosure agreement before you went to the island that expressly forbade you from discussing anything you saw.  You violated that agreement.
so, you two were just, uh, telling old campfire stories, were you?	Do me a favor.  Don't pretend for a second that you and I don't know the truth.  You can convince Time magazine and the Skeptical Inquirer of whatever you want, but I was there.
you're going too?	I lost everything I came after on this trip, but one T-rex in one theme park could single-handedly bail InGen out of Chapter 11.
you know how to work a radio, don't you?	You're going too?
what?	Don't ask me.  The guy's completely out to lunch.
their what?	Oh, God.
trespassing, sabotage -- you could go to jail just for being here, did you know that?	Don't start a legal argument with me, this island isn't your property, and neither are these animals!
something's wrong.	Look!  Sarah!
i think she's with sarah!	DAMN IT, BE SURE!!
i have to find kelly!	I think she's with Sarah!
head for the roof!	I have to find Kelly!
for sixty seconds, maybe!  look at this!  you could-	Head for the roof!
it'll hold!	For sixty seconds, maybe!  Look at this!  You could-
this is single-wall construction! it's just a shack!	It'll hold!
we're sure as hell not going back out there"	This is single-wall construction! It's just a shack!
we can't stay in here!	We're sure as hell not going back out there"
where's kelly?	She's with Sarah!
come on!	Where's Kelly?
what are they?	I don't know.
no.	What are they?
lava?	No.
no.	No way.
what do they want?!	What do you think they want?!
so do it a favor and put it out of its misery!	No!  Get in the car before they hear us!
it has a broken leg!	So do it a favor and put it out of its misery!
?!	It has a broken leg!
there' no reason for name calling.	Dr. Juttson, please take Kelly back to camp right away.  Leave the other car for us and we'll meet you there in an hour or so.
our chance to do what?	I don't know these guys, but I know 'em.  I've seen 'em on Japanese whalers, French barges trying to dump barrels of nuclear waste in the North Atlantic.  They're all the same. They spray us with water cannon when we try to stop 'em, sink our boats, and then call us crazy.
then this is our chance.	Our chance to do what?
do you see any family resemblance here?	You can't stay, Kelly, that's it. It's too dangerous.
no way.	Oh, my God.
she's gutty.	She's nuts.
you gentlemen feel you have to do this now?	Now's the perfect time.  The animal just fed, so it won't stalk us for food.  Predators don't hurt when they're not hungry.
four, counting the one in the chamber.	Don't let it out of your hands again.  Can the kid walk?
how many rounds did you find for that weapon?	Four, counting the one in the chamber.
you remember that guy, about twenty years ago, i forget his name, but he climbed everest without any oxygen, came down almost dead.  and they asked him, "why did you go up there to die?"  and he said "i didn't.  i went up there to live."	It's called self-testing.  But in your case, it sounds more like self-destruction.  A uniquely human characteristic.  In fact, human beings destroy things so well that I sometimes think that's our function. Maybe every few sons, some animal comes along that kills off the rest of the world, clears the decks, and lets evolution proceed to his next phase.  Maybe death and destruction are our job, maybe we're supposed to destroy ourselves and every other living thing that-
but why?	You remember that guy, about twenty years ago, I forget his name, but he climbed Everest without any oxygen, came down almost dead.  And they asked him, "why did you go up there to die?"  And he said "I didn't.  I went up there to live."
somewhere on this island, there exits the greatest predator that ever lived.  and the second greatest predator must take him down.	But why?
so the truth is more important to you than your life?	I don't care about my life.  But if I'd ever thought for a second that she would be in danger --
yes.  and people will live in the absence of truth.	So the truth is more important to you than your life?
it'll still exit if they go on not knowing, won't it?	Yes.  And people will live in the absence of truth.
because it exists.	It'll still exit if they go on not knowing, won't it?
why should they?	Because it exists.
so that others would know about this place?	Why should they?
why did you come here?	So that others would know about this place?
just -- flawed.  very deeply flawed.	Why did you come here?
feeling a bit blue, are we?	Just -- flawed.  Very deeply flawed.
a statistical phenomenon.  says everything in the world goes in streaks.  it's real, you see it everywhere -- in weather, in river flooding, in baseball, in blackjack, in stock markets.  once things go bad, they tend to stay bad.  bad things cluster.  they go to hell together.	Feeling a bit blue, are we?
what's that?	A statistical phenomenon.  Says everything in the world goes in streaks.  It's real, you see it everywhere -- in weather, in river flooding, in baseball, in blackjack, in stock markets.  Once things go bad, they tend to stay bad.  Bad things cluster.  They go to hell together.
you ever heard of gambler's ruin?	What's that?
look, we have two choices.  we can hike back down to the lagoon, where we can sit for two days, in the open, next to a heavily used water source while we're waiting for your boat to arrive, or we can head for the village, where we might find some shelter and we can call for help.	We'd never make it past the raptors. Trust me, I have some experience in this matter.
no.  i'm quite certain you can't.	Look, we have two choices.  We can hike back down to the lagoon, where we can sit for two days, in the open, next to a heavily used water source while we're waiting for your boat to arrive, or we can head for the village, where we might find some shelter and we can call for help.
these formations.  they're dried --	Birdshit?
what?	These formations.  They're dried --
ian.  it's guano.	What?
maybe.  maybe not.	Ian, they will misplace our evidence, shoot holes in our testimony, and say some special effects genius created the animals.  The only way people will ever believe that dinosaurs exist is if you dump a T-rex in the middle of times Square.
you know, even if we do get those tapes back, people are going to say it's just another hoax.  ian malcolm's alien autopsy.	Maybe.  Maybe not.
what?!	They're pushing us over the cliff.
oh, god.	What?!
they will come after me.  but i can collect some stool samples, for dna with that, nick's tapes, and the rest of you to back me up, it should stand when we get back.	Then the only thing left to do is make sure we do get back.  I'll call the mainland on the satellite phone and have them send the boat right now.  This expedition is over.
all right.  i'm satisfied with the evidence we have right now. i feel vindicated.  john hammond will too.  do you have enough to publish?	They will come after me.  But I can collect some stool samples, for DNA with that, Nick's tapes, and the rest of you to back me up, it should stand when we get back.
are you insane?!	I swear to God, it works with lions sometimes!  There we are -- your baby is free --
born free, as free as the wind blows. as free as the grass grows --	Are you insane?!
that's impossible, they can't have the sensory equipment to track it all the way here!	Current evidence seems to be to the contrary, wouldn't you say?!  GIVE IT TO THEM!
it has to be temporary, something that'll break apart and fall off as the animal grows...	Think fast, Sarah.
can you set up?	It has to be temporary, something that'll break apart and fall off as the animal grows...
funded by whom?	John Hammond.
no!  we're an independently funded expedition.	Funded by whom?
lighten up, ian, you sound like a high school vice-principal.	I'm her father.
you're going home.  i'm sending a radio call for the boats.  we'll all go down to the lagoon and wait for them.	Lighten up, Ian, you sound like a high school vice-principal.
you know you were putting yourself in a potentially dangerous situation, but you didn't bother to find out how dangerous before you leapt in. you don't have the faintest idea what's going on on this island!	What do you want to do, Ian, lock her up for curiosity?  Where do you think she gets it?
no more smoking.  we leave no scent of any kind.  no hair tonics, no cologne, seal all our food in plastic bags.  we will observe and document, but we will not interact.	That's a scientific impossibility, you know.  Heisenberg uncertainty principle.  Whatever you study, you also change.
where's kelly?	Where's Ian?
what are you-	JUMP!
there's, uh -- there's an unwritten rule when a news crew is in a war zone.  you stop the van every two miles and decide whether or not to go on.  whether or not you feel lucky. one "no" from anybody in the group and you turn around right there, no question asked, nobody embarrassed.  well?  do we go on? immediately:	No.
hold it down, nick!	I'm trying!
give it more morphine!	We'll kill it with too much, we'll put it into respiratory arrest!  I'm almost done.  Damn it, I need another adhesive, something pliable I can --
that little black line?	That little black line means death for this infant.  The fibula won't heal straight, so the ankle joint can't pivot when he stands on his hind feet.  The baby won't be able to run, and probably can't even walk. It'll be crippled, and a predator will pick it off before it gets more than a few weeks old.
ruining everything, that's what they're doing.  you could choke on the diesel smoke already!	Ian, nothing we observe will be valid if we're trailing along in the wake of an army.
the kid scores with cheap sentiment.	Ian, if we recall the boat now, we've made two invasive landings in one day.  That'll have to go in any paper I write, and it will leave room for people to say our findings were contaminated.  You know the academic world as well as I do, once they smell blood in the water, you're dead.  Our presence has got to be one hundred percent antiseptic.  That means if we bend a blade of grass, we bend it right back the way it-
-- way we could safely --	Oh, no!
he doesn't need a friend, he needs a shrink.	I believe in him.
ian's a very good friend of mine.	He doesn't need a friend, he needs a shrink.
oh, please.  how am i supposed to keep a straight face when --  -- johnny cash here tells me i'm going to skull island?	Ian's a very good friend of mine.
you think this is all a joke?	Oh, please.  How am I supposed to keep a straight face when --  -- Johnny Cash here tells me I'm going to Skull Island?
hey, i wouldn't want to spook the woolly mammoths.	You think this is all a joke?
very noble of you.  you don't think you're bringing that thing onto the island, do you?	Hey, I wouldn't want to spook the woolly mammoths.
women.  'bout eighty percent female in greenpeace.	Very noble of you.  You don't think you're bringing that thing onto the island, do you?
that must be interesting.  what drew you there?	Women.  'Bout eighty percent female in Greenpeace.
i was a cameraman for nightline for six years, been freelance since '91. do a lot of work for greenpeace.	That must be interesting.  What drew you there?
so what's your story, nick?	I was a cameraman for Nightline for six years, been freelance since '91. Do a lot of work for Greenpeace.
you've got to be kidding.	Runs against my nature to hole up in a cave and wait.
ask her.	Can the kid walk?
we have to send someone to look for him!	You go if you like, but we're not waiting for you.  MOVE IT OUT!!
if we can't stay in the rex's territory, we have to move tonight.	Move where?  Our boat's not coming for two days, your airlift is waiting for an order you have no way to send --
none of that matters.  our communications equipment's been destroyed.  if your radio and satellite phone were in those trailers that went off the cliff, and i'm guessing by the look on his face --	If we can't stay in the rex's territory, we have to move tonight.
hey, we came here to observe, you came here to strip-mine the place! it's a looter mentality, all you care about is what you can take.	None of that matters.  Our communications equipment's been destroyed.  If your radio and satellite phone were in those trailers that went off the cliff, and I'm guessing by the look on his face --
- - shutting down the system is the only way to guarantee wiping out everything he did. if i understand correctly, all the system will come back on their original start-up modes correct?	Theoretically, yeah , but we've never shut down the whole system.  It may not come back at all.
i will not do it.  you'll have to get somebody else, because i will not.	- - shutting down the system is the only way to guarantee wiping out everything he did. If I understand correctly, all the system will come back on their original start-up modes correct?
we're talking, my dear, about a calculated risk, which is the only option left to us.  we will never find the command nedry used.  he covered his tracks far too well, and i think it's obvious he's not coming back.  so shutting down the system - -	I will not do it.  You'll have to get somebody else, because I will not.
phones are out too.	Where did the vehicles stop?
find nedry!  check the vending machines!	The monitors are failing.
fences are failing, all over the park!  a few minor systems, he said!	Find Nedry!  Check the vending machines!
what now?	Fences are failing, all over the park!  A few minor systems, he said!
woah, woah, woah, what the hell, what the hell?	What now?
the door security systems are shutting down.	Well, Nedry said a few systems would go off-line, didn't he?
what?	The door security systems are shutting down.
so how much for our first tour.  two no-shows and one sick triceratops.	It could have been worse, John.  It could have been a lot worse.
visitor vehicles are on their way back to the garage.	So how much for our first tour.  Two no-shows and one sick triceratops.
i found a way to re-route through the program.  i'm turning the cars around in the rest area loop.	Rotten luck, this storm.  Get my grandchildren on the radio will you?  I don't want them to worry about a wee bit of rain.
ladies and gentlemen, last shuttle to the dock leaves in approximately five minutes.  drop what you are doing and leave now.	Damn!
you're sure we have to?	It's not worth taking the chance, John.
that storm center hasn't dissipated or changed course. we're going to have to cut the tour short, i'm afraid. pick it up again tomorrow where we left off.	You're sure we have to?
uh - - mr. hammond - -	Stop the program!  Stop the program!
how long will this take?	'Bout thirty seconds.
how would we cut off the lysine?	No trick to it.  Just stop running the program.  Leaving them unattended.
the lysine contingency - it's intended to prevent the spread of the animals is case they ever got off the island, but we could use it now.  dr. wu inserted a gene that makes a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism. animals can't manufacture the amino acid lysine.  unless they're continually supplied with lysine by us, they'll go into a coma and die.	How would we cut off the lysine?
but would we get the phones back?	Yeah, again, in  theory, but - -
no, no, no, that's crazy, you're out of your mind, he's absolutely out of his mind - -	Wait a minute.  What exactly does this mean?
uh - - about two million.	Two million - - great.  That would help.  Oh good, that'll take no time.
how many lines of code are there?	Uh - - about two million.
what one?	How many lines of code are there?
i ran a key check on every stroke nedry entered today. it's all pretty standard stuff, until this one - -	What one?
are we getting anywhere with these procedures of yours? i mean, what's hanging us up?	I ran a key check on every stroke Nedry entered today. It's all pretty standard stuff, until this one - -
i was wondering, how are you planning to beat the security?	I got an eighteen minute window.  Eighteen minutes, and your company catches up on ten years of research.
that's up to your guy on the boat.  seven o'clock tomorrow night, at the east dock. make sure he got it right.	I was wondering, how are you planning to beat the security?
mr nedry, mr nedry.  the embryos have to be back here in san jose by then.	That's up to your guy on the boat.  Seven o'clock tomorrow night, at the east dock. Make sure he got it right.
what?  no menthol?	Mr Nedry, Mr Nedry.  The embryos have to be back here in San Jose by then.
remember - - viable embryos.  they're no use to us if they don't survive.	How am I supposed to transport them?
oh, i'll get 'em all.	Remember - - viable embryos.  They're no use to us if they don't survive.
you shouldn't use my name.	Dodgson, Dodgson.  We got Dodgson here!  See, nobody cares.  Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?
doctors, if you please - - i have to insist we get moving.	Oh, you know, if it's alright, I'd like to stay with Dr. Harding and finish with the trike.  Is that okay?
yours was fully illustrated, honey.	Anybody at all.  Feel free to speak up.
alan?  where are we going?  you see something?	Uh - - anybody else think we shouldn't be out here?
please - - let's hear something from the others.  dr. grant?  i am sorry - - dr. sattler?	The question is - - how much can you know about an extinct ecosystem, and therefore, how could you assume you can control it?  You have plants right here in this building, for example, that are poisonous.  You picked them because they look pretty, but these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're living in and will defend themselves.  Violently, if necessary.
paleo-dna?  from what source?  where do you get 100 million year old dinosaur blood?!	Shhhhh!
sure.  i've got a gas powered jeep.  i can drop her at the visitor's center before i make the boat with the others.	I'll catch up with you.  You can go with the others.
there's only one way to be positive.  i need to see some droppings.  i have to see the dinosaur's droppings.	You won't be able to miss them.  Can't miss them.
pretty sure.	There's only one way to be positive.  I need to see some droppings.  I have to see the dinosaur's droppings.
are you sure?	Pretty sure.
yes.  we know they're toxic, but the animals don't eat them.	Are you sure?
that's pharmacological.  from local plant life.	Yes.  We know they're toxic, but the animals don't eat them.
they are?  i'll be damned.	That's pharmacological.  From local plant life.
these are dilated.  take a look.	They are?  I'll be damned.
yes, mitotic, pupils should be constricted.	These are dilated.  Take a look.
six weeks?	Yes, mitotic, pupils should be constricted.
imbalance, disorientation, labored breathing.  seems to happen about every six weeks or so.	Six weeks?
good!  keep going, now.  the cable will terminate in a big, gray box.	Okay, I'm following the tubing.  I'm going down a passage way.  How long does this stuff go for?  Could you guys talk a little bit to me?
mr. arnold?  he's not answering me.  okay i'm on the grating.	Good!  Keep going, now.  The cable will terminate in a big, gray box.
well, because you're a - - i'm a - -	Look.
why?	Well, because you're a - - I'm a - -
but you know, i should  really be the one going .	Why?
this is just a delay, that's all this is.  all major theme parks have had delays.  when they opened disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.	John....
once we have control again we - -	Control?!  You never had control!  I was overwhelmed by the power of this place.  So I made a mistake too.  I didn't have enough respect for that power, and it's out now.  You're sitting here trying to pick up the pieces. John, there's nothing worth picking up.  The only thing that matters now are the people we love.  Alan, Lex, and Tim.  And John, they're out there where people are dying - - people are dying, you know?
john, john.  john, you're still building onto that flea circus, that illusion.  and now you're adding onto it by what you're doing here.  that's the illusion.	Once we have control again we - -
you're absolutely right.  yes, you're right.  hiring nedry was a mistake, that's obvious.   we're over- dependent on automation, i can see that now.  but that's all correctable for the next time around.	John, John.  John, you're still building onto that Flea Circus, that illusion.  And now you're adding onto it by what you're doing here.  That's the illusion.
but you can't think through this one.  you have to feel it.	You're absolutely right.  Yes, you're right.  Hiring Nedry was a mistake, that's obvious.   We're over- dependent on automation, I can see that now.  But that's all correctable for the next time around.
but with this place, i - - i wanted to give  them something real, something that wasn't an illusion, something they could see and  touch.  an aim devoid of  merit.	But you can't think through this one.  You have to feel it.
a carousel - - and a seesaw.  they all moved, motorized of course, but people would swear they could see the fleas.  "i see the fleas, mummy!  can't you see the fleas?" clown fleas, high wire fleas, fleas on parade...	But with this place, I - - I wanted to give  them something real, something that wasn't an illusion, something they could see and  touch.  An aim devoid of  merit.
carousel.	A carousel - - and a seesaw.  They all moved, motorized of course, but people would swear they could see the fleas.  "I see the fleas, mummy!  Can't you see the fleas?" Clown fleas, high wire fleas, fleas on parade...
they'll all be fine.  who better to get the children through jurassic park than a dinosaur expert?	Carousel.
malcolm's okay for now.  i gave him a shot of morphine.	They'll all be fine.  Who better to get the children through Jurassic Park than a dinosaur expert?
alan, these aren't bones anymore.	We're - - still perfecting a viewing system.  The raptors seem to be a bit resistant to integration into a park setting.
oh my god.	Give time, they'll out draw the T-rex.  Guarantee it.
fascinating animals, fascinating.	Oh my God.
oh my god.	Could I have a tissue please?
there you are.  out you come.	Oh my God.
i have samples all over the kitchen.	Come along.  I know my way around a kitchen.  Come along.
i'm sorry for the dramatic entrance, but i'm in a hurry. will you have a wee bit of a drink now and then?	I have samples all over the kitchen.
did i say jerk?	I'm sorry for the dramatic entrance, but I'm in a hurry. Will you have a wee bit of a drink now and then?
ellie, get the gun!  try to reach the gun!	I can't get it!  I can't get it unless I move!
you can't hold it by yourself!	Ellie, get the gun!  Try to reach the gun!
ellie - - get back and boot up the door locks!	You can't hold it by yourself!
it's just the two raptors, right?  you're sure the third one's contained?	Yes, unless they figured out how to open doors.
are you sure?	I'll just finish.  Yeah, I want to finish.
- - and swallows fresh ones.	And when she swallows the stones, she swallows the poison berries too.  That's what makes her sick.  Good work Tim.
- - barfs them up - -	- - and swallows fresh ones.
- - what happens is that after a while, the stones get smooth, every six weeks, so the animal regurgitates them - -	- - barfs them up - -
- - which is called a gizzard, and it helps them mash their food, but what happens after a while - -	- - what happens is that after a while, the stones get smooth, every six weeks, so the animal regurgitates them - -
- - a gizzard - -	- - which is called a gizzard, and it helps them mash their food, but what happens after a while - -
- - like birds.  what happen is, they swallow the stones and hold them in a muscular sack in their stomachs - -	- - a gizzard - -
- - like birds - -	- - like birds.  What happen is, they swallow the stones and hold them in a muscular sack in their stomachs - -
- - the undigested state of the berries because it's - -	- - totally incidental  unrelated to the feeding pattern - -
elm that's it, it explains the periodicity, the - -	- - the undigested state of the berries because it's - -
not just every six weeks.	Yeah, I know.
constantly sick.	Not just every six weeks.
ellie, i've been thinking there's something about the periodicity doesn't had up.	I know.
oh ellie.  it's so beautiful.  it's the most beautiful thing i ever saw.	It's my favorite.
oh, shit.	Dilophosaurus.
wait a minute!  how do you interrupt the cellular mitosis?!?	Can't we see the unfertilized host eggs?!
so what are you thinking?	We're out of a job.
we were right!	How did you do it?!  How did you do this?!
ellie, they're absolutely - - they're moving in herds. they do move in herds!	We were right!
you've got a t-rex!?  he's got a t-rex!  a t-rex!  he said he's- -	Say again?
ellie, we can tear up the rule book on cold-bloodedness. it doesn't apply, they're totally wrong!  this is a warm-blooded creature.  they're totally wrong.	They were wrong.  Case closed.  This thing doesn't live in a swamp to support it's body weight for God's sake!
the - - agility.  you're right!	Ellie, we can tear up the rule book on cold-bloodedness. It doesn't apply, they're totally wrong!  This is a warm-blooded creature.  They're totally wrong.
the movement!	The - - agility.  You're right!
why would they care what we think?	What kind of park is it?
and what are those?	Small versions of adults, honey.
uh, this is our paleobotanist, dr ellie.....	Sattler.
okay, who's the jerk?	Uh, this is our paleobotanist, Dr Ellie.....
yeah, plenty.  some of them can't walk!	It frustrates me so much that I love you, that I need to strangle you right now!
anything else, you old fossil?	Yeah, plenty.  Some of them can't walk!
the cretaceous.	Anything else, you old fossil?
the what?	The Cretaceous.
they know very little about the jurassic period they know less about the cretaceous.	The what?
alright, the one on the airplane had an accident, but usually babies don't smell.	They know very little about the Jurassic Period they know less about the Cretaceous.
they do smell.  some of them smell.. babies smell.	Alright, the one on the airplane had an accident, but usually babies don't smell.
oh my god, they do not!  they don't smell.	They do smell.  Some of them smell.. babies smell.
they smell.	Oh my god, they do not!  They don't smell.
cheap, cheap, cheap.	They smell.
oh, ellie, look.  they're noisy, they're messy, they're sticky, they're expensive.	Cheap, cheap, cheap.
well, not one of those, well yeah, a possibly one at some point could be a good thing.  what's so wrong with kids?	Oh, Ellie, look.  They're noisy, they're messy, they're sticky, they're expensive.
yeah, i know, you know...kids.  you want to have one of those?	Well, not one of those, well yeah, a possibly one at some point could be a good thing.  What's so wrong with kids?
you know, if you really wanted to scare the kid you could've just pulled a gun on him.	Yeah, I know, you know...kids.  You want to have one of those?
postmortem contraction of the posterior neck ligaments.  velociraptor?	Yes.  Good shape, too.  Five, six feet high.  I'm guessing nine feet long.  Look at the - -
a drought.  the lake was shrinking - -	That's good.  That's right!  They died around a dried-up puddle!  Without fighting each other.  This is looking good.
if they died together, they lived together. suggests some kind of social order.	A drought.  The lake was shrinking - -
the taphonomy sure looks that way.	If they died together, they lived together. Suggests some kind of social order.
they died together?	The taphonomy sure looks that way.
four complete skeletons. . . . such a small area. . . the same time horizon - -	They died together?
it's all right.	Like hell it is!
because we're being hunted.  from the bushes straight ahead.	It's all right.
why not?	Because we're being hunted.  From the bushes straight ahead.
no. we can't.	Why not?
i can see the shed from here!  we can make it if we run!	No. We can't.
c'mon on, this way.	I can see the shed from here!  We can make it if we run!
the shutdown must have turned off all the fences. goddamn it! even nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor fence.	C'mon on, this way.
oh my god.  aw, god.	The shutdown must have turned off all the fences. Goddamn it! Even Nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor fence.
stick to my heels.	Oh my God.  Aw, God.
okay, i'm on channel two.	Stick to my heels.
come on, let's go.	We'll discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.  You just take me through this step by step.  I'm on channel two.
i'm going with you.	Okay.
i can't wait anymore.  something went wrong.  i'm going to go get the power back on.	You can't just stroll down the road, you know.
what about the lysine contingency?  we could put that into effect!	What's that?
alan?!	They're not here.
i don't know.	Alan?!
do you see anything?	I don't know.
alan!	Do you see anything?
dr. grant!	Alan!
the other car!	Dr. Grant!
ellie, com one!!	The other car!
no, no, no!	Ellie, com one!!
dr. sattler, i've seen a lot of animal attacks.  people just disappear.  no blood, no trace.   that's the way it happens.	No, no, no!
the fences are electrified, right?	That's right.  But they never attack the same place twice.  They were testing the fences for weaknesses. Systematically.  They remembered.
they show extreme intelligence, even problem solving. especially the big one.  we bred eight originally, but when she came in, she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others.  that one - -when she looks at you, you can see she's thinking  working things out.  she's the reason we have to feed 'em like this. she had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came.	The fences are electrified, right?
- - shut up.	Yes.  It's not a criticism, by the way.
yes?	- - shut up.
seven days?!  seven days?!  oh, great.  oh good - - clever.	That'll - it'd be a first; man and dinosaur all die together.  John's plan.
faster!  shit, shit, shit, faster!	Must go faster, go, go.  Open it up, 5th gear, 5th gear! Here it comes!  Stand on it!  Fifth - stand on it, 5th gear, go!
must go faster, it's getting closer - must go faster!	Faster!  Shit, shit, shit, faster!
faster, faster!	Must go faster, it's getting closer - must go faster!
can we chance moving him?	Please - - chance it.
dino droppings?	Yeah.
no one could have predicted dr. grant would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle!	Alan?
alan?	No one could have predicted Dr. Grant would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle!
and even if we haven't seen it yet, i'm quite sure it's going on in this park right now.	Alan?
unpredictability....	And even if we haven't seen it yet, I'm quite sure it's going on in this park right now.
microscopic - - never repeat, and vastly affect the outcome.  that's what?	Unpredictability....
oh, imperfections?	Microscopic - - never repeat, and vastly affect the outcome.  That's what?
- - on your hand, the amount of blood distending in your vessels, imperfections in the skin - -	Oh, imperfections?
alan, listen to this.	- - on your hand, the amount of blood distending in your vessels, imperfections in the skin - -
it changed.  why?  okay, back over your wrist.  because and here is the principle of tiny variations - - the orientations of the hairs - -	Alan, listen to this.
uh - - thumb!  the same way.	It changed.  Why?  Okay, back over your wrist.  Because and here is the principle of tiny variations - - the orientations of the hairs - -
i'm still not clear on chaos.	It simply deals with unpredictability in complex systems.  It's only principle is the Butterfly Effect. A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine.
you see?  the tyrannosaur doesn't obey set patterns or park schedules.  it's the essence of chaos.	I'm still not clear on Chaos.
god creates dinosaurs.  god destroys dinosaurs.  god creates man.  man destroys god.  man creates dinosaurs.	Dinosaur eats man.  Woman inherits the Earth.
it's anti-nature.	Anti-nature.
when people try to control things that it's out of their power - -	It's anti-nature.
and scary.	When people try to control things that it's out of their power - -
and scary.	And scary.
i know, it's very exciting.	And scary.
i get ah - -	I know, it's very exciting.
that's right.  will break through.	I get ah - -
no.	No?  Non-linear equations?  Strange attractions?  Dr. Sattler, I refuse to believe that you are not familiar with the concept of attraction!
why not?	Because he's like me.  He's a digger.
grant?  you'll never get him out of montana.	Why not?
if two experts sign off on the island, the insurance guys'll back off.  i already got ian malcolm, but they think he's too trendy.  they want alan grant.	Grant?  You'll never get him out of Montana.
hammond hates inspections.  they slow everything down.	Juanito, if they pull the funding, that will really slow things down.  If they pull the funding that's going to slow things down around here.
i understand that.  i'm sorry to hear that. we'd be well advised to deal with this situation now.  the insurance company - -	Hammond hates inspections.  They slow everything down.
he had to leave early to be with his daughter.  she's getting a divorce.	I understand that.  I'm sorry to hear that. We'd be well advised to deal with this situation now.  The insurance company - -
you're telling me that we're facing a $20 million lawsuit from the family of that injured worker and hammond couldn't even be bothered to see me?	He had to leave early to be with his daughter.  She's getting a divorce.
he sends his apologies.	You're telling me that we're facing a $20 million lawsuit from the family of that injured worker and Hammond couldn't even be bothered to see me?
what's this i hear at the airport hammond's not even here?	He sends his apologies.
hola, bienvenido	What's this I hear at the airport Hammond's not even here?
hola, juanito	Hola, bienvenido
yeah.	Then they're expensive.  Put them back.
are they heavy?	Yeah.
in a box under my seat.	Are they heavy?
hey!  where did you find those things?	In a box under my seat.
i can't believe we invited ian malcolm.	People were gettin' bloody noses - - things on your head - - aneurisms - -
up and down, up and down!	I can't believe we invited Ian Malcolm.
what are we looking for?	Dilophosaurus.
i can't see.	What are we looking for?
hey!  where are the brakes?	Brakes?  No.  No brakes.  They're electric cars, guided by this track in the roadway, and totally non-polluting, top of the line!
have a heart gentlemen.  their parents are getting a divorce and they need the diversion.	Hey!  Where are the brakes?
i don't believe it.  i expected you to come down here and defend me from these characters and the only one i've got on my side it the bloodsucking lawyer!?	Thank you.
that's conservative, of course.  there's no reason to speculate wildly.	I've never been a rich man.  I hear it's nice.  Is it nice?
- - from combined revenue streams for all three parks should reach eight to nine billion dollars a year - -	That's conservative, of course.  There's no reason to speculate wildly.
sure, they will, they will.  we'll have a - - coupon day or something.	- - from combined revenue streams for all three parks should reach eight to nine billion dollars a year - -
donald, this park was not built to carter only to the super rich.  everyone in the world's got a right to enjoy these animals.	Sure, they will, they will.  We'll have a - - coupon day or something.
and we can charge anything we want!  two thousand a day, ten thousand a day - - people will pay it!  and then there's the merchandising - -	Donald, this park was not built to carter only to the super rich.  Everyone in the world's got a right to enjoy these animals.
john, we - - what i'm just saying....	Relax Donald, relax.  They're scientists.  They ought to be curious.
this is overwhelming, john.  are these characters  animatronics?	No, we don't have any animatronics here.  These are the real miracle workers of Jurassic Park.
let's get something straight, john.  this is not a weekend excursion, this is a serious investigation of the stability of the island.  your investors, whom i represent, are deeply concerned.  forty-eight hours from now, if they - -  - -aren't convinced.  i'm not convinced.  and i can shut you down john.	Forty-eight hours from now, I'll be accepting your apologies.  Now get out of the way.  So I can see them!
and the concrete moats, and the motion sensor tracking systems.  donald, dear boy, do try to relax and enjoy yourself.	Let's get something straight, John.  This is not a weekend excursion, this is a serious investigation of the stability of the island.  Your investors, whom I represent, are deeply concerned.  Forty-eight hours from now, if they - -  - -aren't convinced.  I'm not convinced.  And I can shut you down John.
the full fifty mile of perimeter fence are in place?	And the concrete moats, and the motion sensor tracking systems.  Donald, dear boy, do try to relax and enjoy yourself.
are you crazy?  what if you miss?  i hate it up here.	Tim, I'm right here.  Easy catch.  Easy catch.  Count to Three..
you're crazy!  i'm not gonna jump!	Tim, you're going to have to let go of the fence.  Tim! Get down right now.  Get off the fence!  Now!
go, go, go, jump!	You're crazy!  I'm not gonna jump!
i can't!  i'm scared!	Tim, you're gonna have to let go.  I'm going to count to three.
it's a bit of a climb.  you guys think you can make it?	Nope.
but - - my grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls.	Amphibian DNA.
you know what this is?  it's a dinosaur egg.  the dinosaurs are breeding.	But - - my grandpa said all the dinosaurs were girls.
it's good protein.  come on, lex.  why don't you touch it?  look at his nose.	This is a seventy-seven ton animal.  Come on over, Lex! Just think of it as a big cow.  Look at it's teeth?  Come here, girl.  This is a seventy-seven ton animal. Just think of it as a big cow!
come on, try some.  take a bite.	It's good protein.  Come on, Lex.  Why don't you touch it?  Look at his nose.
it's so strong!  look at its nose.  need help?	Come on, try some.  Take a bite.
take a bite, take a bite.  i'm not letting go.	It's so strong!  Look at its nose.  Need help?
you got me.	A Do-you-think-he-saurus Rex.
a do-you-think-he-saurus. what do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?	You got me.
i don't know.  what do you call a blind dinosaur?	A Do-you-think-he-saurus. What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
what do you call a blind dinosaur?	I don't know.  What do you call a blind dinosaur?
straight-a brainiac!	Could you guys possibly cool that for a - -
it's okay to call them brontosaurs, tim.  it's a great name.  it's a romantic name.  it means "thunder lizard".	"Thunder lizard!"
i doubt it.	Maybe -- it's hard to say.
you'll probably be safe enough  on your own --	I doubt it.
that's a good idea.	You'll probably be safe enough  on your own --
'course you could just wait in there while we go back and get help.	That's a good idea.
so am i going to help you with your foot?	What if the car falls?  What if the wheels fall?
this is impossible.  how am i going...i can't make it. this is...it's about fifty feet.	So am I going to help you with your foot?
me too.  okay.  well, the main thing about climbing is never, never look down, never.	This is impossible.  How am I going...I can't make it. This is...it's about fifty feet.
no.	Me too.  Okay.  Well, the main thing about climbing is never, never look down, never.
it's just like coming out of a tree house.  did your dad ever build you a tree house, tim, eh?	No.
yes it is.	It's just like coming out of a tree house.  Did your dad ever build you a tree house, Tim, eh?
okay, that's not so bad, ah tim?	Yes it is.
that's okay.  listen, give me your hand.	Okay, that's not so bad, ah Tim?
i threw up.	That's okay.  Listen, give me your hand.
i'm stuck.  the seat's got my feet!	Tim, I'll come back for you.  I'll get Lex out first.
tim, are you okay?	I'm stuck.  The seat's got my feet!
are you okay?  can you move?  tim!  are you okay?	Tim, are you okay?
these look kind of familiar.	Triceratops was a constant browser, and constant browsers would be constantly sick.
and his book was a lot fatter than yours.	Really?
tim.  which car were you planning on - -	Whichever one you are.
tim.	Tim.  Which car were you planning on - -
listen, ahh - -	Tim.
because they sure don't look like birds to me.  i heard a meteor hit the earth and made like this one hundred mile crater someplace down in mexico - -	Listen, ahh - -
i read your book.	Oh, yeah - - great.
what?  what can we do?	There's gotta be something - -
we gotta do something.	What?  What can we do?
oh my god!	We gotta do something.
you're sure?!	Relatively.
keep absolutely still - - it's vision's based on movement!	You're sure?!
where does he think he's going?	When you gotta go, you gotta go.
i know.	Fine.
i didn't say you were scared.	I know.
i didn't say i was scared.	I didn't say you were scared.
what's to be scared about?  it's just a little hiccup in the power.	I didn't say I was scared.
kids get scared.	What's to be scared about?  It's just a little hiccup in the power.
well, i didn't ask.  why wouldn't they be?	Kids get scared.
the kids okay?	Well, I didn't ask.  Why wouldn't they be?
their radio's out too.  gennaro said to stay put.	The kids okay?
you want to talk about this?	No.
yeah, they hate me.	You want to talk about this?
machines hate you?	Yeah, they hate me.
i must've touched something.  this happens all the time. it must be my fault.  machines hate me.	Machines hate you?
you haven't touched  didn't touch anything.  we're stopping.  we've stopped.	I must've touched something.  This happens all the time. It must be my fault.  Machines hate me.
what'd i touch?!	You haven't touched  didn't touch anything.  We're stopping.  We've stopped.
why?  oh, i'm sorry.  are you two, uh - - are?  i wish you the best luck.	What'd I touch?!
why?	Why?  Oh, I'm sorry.  Are you two, uh - - are?  I wish you the best luck.
by the way, dr. sattler - she's not like, uh, available, is she? - -	Why?
you're married?	Occasionally.  Always on the lookout for the future ex- Mrs. Malcolm.
me?  oh, hell yes.  three.  i love 'em.  i love kids.  anything at all can and does happen.	You're married?
you got any kids?	Me?  Oh, hell yes.  Three.  I love 'em.  I love kids.  Anything at all can and does happen.
you have no idea.	to Ellie) You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?
to grant) she's, uh - - tenacious.	You have no idea.
cloning from what?!  loy extraction has never recreated an intact dna strand!	Not without massive sequence gaps!
so you two dig up dinosaurs?	Try to!
mr. hammond, i've decided not to endorse your park.	After careful consideration, Dr. Grant - - so have I.
you four are going to have a little company out in the park.  spend a little time with our target audience. maybe they'll help you get the spirit of this place.	What does he mean by "target audience"?
who?	You four are going to have a little company out in the park.  Spend a little time with our target audience. Maybe they'll help you get the spirit of this place.
ah - - they're here.	Who?
yes, yes, yes, which is why we take extreme precautions. they viewing area below us will have eight-inch tempered glass set in reinforced steel frames to - -	Do they show intelligence?  With the brain cavity like theirs we assumed - -
robert.  robert muldoon, my game warden from kenya.  bit of an alarmist, i'm afraid, but he's dealt with the raptors more than anyone.	Alan Grant.  Tell me, what kind of metabolism do they have?  What's their growth rate?  rate of growth.
blood temperature feels like high eighties.	Wu?
sorry!  it's kind of a ride!	Let's get outta here!
can't you stop these things?!	Sorry!  It's kind of a ride!
- - and you're going to sit there and try to tell me it can push blood up a thirty-foot neck without a four-chambered heart and get around like that?!  like that!?  this is like a knockout punch for warm-bloodedness.	We clocked the T-rex at thirty-two miles an hour.
the brachiosaur?  thirty.	- - and you're going to sit there and try to tell me it can push blood up a thirty-foot neck without a four-chambered heart and get around like that?!  Like that!?  This is like a knockout punch for warm-bloodedness.
that thing's got a what, twenty-five, twenty-seven foot neck?	The brachiosaur?  Thirty.
- - this would be an awfully unusual time - -	For a further three years.
i could compensate you by fully funding your dig	- - this would be an awfully unusual time - -
no, i'm sorry, that  wouldn't be possible.  we've just discovered a new skeleton, and - -	I could compensate you by fully funding your dig
well, it's - - right up your alley.  look, why don't you both  come on down for the weekend.  love to have the opinion of a paleobotoanist as well.  i've got a jet standing by at choteau.	No, I'm sorry, that  wouldn't be possible.  We've just discovered a new skeleton, and - -
what kind of opinions?	Not to put a fine point on it, your kind.  Let's face it, in your particular field, you're the top minds.  If I could just get you two to sign off on the park - - you know, give a wee testimonial - - I could get back on schedule - -  - -schedule.
well, i'm afraid i do.  there's one, a particular pebble in my shoe.  he represents my investors.  he says they insist on outside opinions.	What kind of opinions?
i, uh, don't really know any.  we - -	Well, I'm afraid I do.  There's one, a particular pebble in my shoe.  He represents my investors.  He says they insist on outside opinions.
not just kids - - for everyone.  we're going to open next year.  unless the lawyers kill me first.  i don't care for lawyers.  you?	I, uh, don't really know any.  We - -
and who in god's name do you think you are....?	John Hammond.  And I am delighted to finally meet you in person Dr Grant.
for today, i guarantee it.	And who in God's name do you think you are....?
hey, we were saving that!	For today, I guarantee it.
what works?	Phone security systems, everything works.  You ask for it, we got it!
i am gonna have to find the others and get you to a doctor.  will you look after tim, lex?	Yes.
timmy, listen to dr. grant!	I'm coming up there Tim! I'm coming to get you!  Lex, I've got to get him!
it's am easy catch, you let - - go - - you do the counting, you count it, tim.  one, two, three -- you do all the counting, okay?	Timmy, listen to Dr. Grant!
you're gonna get electrocuted  electrified!	It's am easy catch, you let - - go - - you do the counting, you count it, Tim.  One, two, three -- you do all the counting, okay?
shhhh.  tim, i'm right here below you.  easy catch. one, two, three.  you count it yourself.  one, two, three - -	You're gonna get electrocuted  electrified!
timmy, let go!  you're gonna have to let go!  count to three.  i'll catch you.	Timmy!  Do as he says!  Timmy!  Do as Dr. Grant says, quick!
do as he says!  the power's coming back, timmy!	Timmy, let go!  You're gonna have to let go!  Count to three.  I'll catch you.
c'mon tim, move down, damn it!	Timmy!  The power is coming down, quick!
let's go!	Okay.  Keep low.  Follow me.
bet you'll never look at birds the same way again!	Let's go!
please!	Bet you'll never look at birds the same way again!
watch how it eats!	Please!
what's that?	Well, on the tour - - the film said they used frog DNA to fill in the gene sequence gaps.  They mutated the dinosaur's genetic code and blended it with that of frogs.  Now, some West African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female, in a single sex environment.  Malcolm was right!  Look, life found a way!
i like cows.	You're a beautiful big animal.
go away!	It's okay!  It's okay!  It's a brachiosaur!
all night?	All night.
i'll stay awake.	All night?
what if the dinosaur comes back while we're all asleep?	I'll stay awake.
what are you gonna do now if you don't have to dig of dinosaur bones any more?	I guess we'll just have to evolve too.
they're just doing what they do.  well the other kind - -  - - just do what they do.	Dorkatops!
oh, i hate the other kind.	They're just doing what they do.  Well the other kind - -  - - just do what they do.
tim, tim, tim....	Oh, I hate the other kind.
hear that?  are you hearing this?	No, I didn't hear anything.  No, we're okay.
go  that's the way we're going to go.  what do you say?	Alright.
it's safe.	Go  that's the way we're going to go.  What do you say?
it's safe.	It's safe.
it's safe?	It's safe.
i'm trying to use psychology to get you out of the drain, you know!	It's safe?
liar!  you said you wouldn't leave!	I'm trying to use psychology to get you out of the drain, you know!
he left us!  he left us!	That's not what I'm going to do.  Good!
shhh - - i'm right here, lex.  i'm going to look after you.  i'm going to help your brother.  i want you to stay here and wait for me, okay?	He left us!  He left us!
dad - - dad - -	Shhh - - I'm right here, Lex.  I'm going to look after you.  I'm going to help your brother.  I want you to stay here and wait for me, okay?
he's knocked out!  he's knocked out!  dr. grant!  dr. grant!  daddy, daddy!	Let's get you out.
tim!  lex!	Dr. Grant!  Dr. Grant!
that will teach you to trust grandpa.	Wait a minute?  What do you mean "worked"?  Everything is still off!
i think perhaps i'll just sit down.  i don't suppose you think all that much of me now, do you?	You're all right, John You're okay.  It's just you don't have intelligence.  You have "thinktelligence."  You think narrowly and call it "being focused."  You don't see the consequences.  You're very good at solving problems, at getting answers - - but you just don't know the right questions.
i don't understand this luddite attitude, especially from a scientist.  how could we stand in the light of discovery and not act?	There's nothing that great about discovery.  What's so great about discovery?  It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores.  What you call discovery I call the rape of the natural world!
hold on - - this is no species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam.  dinosaurs had their shot.  nature selected them for extinction.	I don't understand this Luddite attitude, especially from a scientist.  How could we stand in the light of discovery and not act?
but this is nature!  why not give an extinct species a second chance?!  i mean, condors. condors are on the verge of extinction - - if i'd created a flock of them on the island, you wouldn't be saying any of this!  have anything to say at all!	Hold on - - this is no species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam.  Dinosaurs had their shot.  Nature selected them for extinction.
your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.  science can create pesticides, but it can't tell us not to use them.  science can make a nuclear reactor, but it can't tell us not to build it!	But this is nature!  Why not give an extinct species a second chance?!  I mean, Condors. Condors are on the verge of extinction - - if I'd created a flock of them on the island, you wouldn't be saying any of this!  have anything to say at all!
you don't give us our due credit.  our scientists have done things no one could ever do before.	Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.  Science can create pesticides, but it can't tell us not to use them.  Science can make a nuclear reactor, but it can't tell us not to build it!
alright donald, alright, but just let him talk.  i want to hear all viewpoints.  i truly do.  i truly am.	Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here?  Genetic power is the most awesome force ever seen on this planet.  But you wield it like a kid who's found his dad's gun.
your silence intrigues me.	John, the kind of control you're attempting is not possible.  If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free.  It expands to new territories.  It crashes through barriers.  Painfully, maybe even.. dangerously, but and...well, there it is.
don't do that!	Dr. Grant, Dr. Sattler -- you've heard of Chaos Theory?
john, john.	Don't do that!
a load, if i may say so. of fashionable number crunching, thats all it is!	John, John.
i certainly have!  very clearly!  because of the behavior of the system in phase space!	A load, if I may say so. of fashionable number crunching, thats all it is!
codswollop!  ian, you've never come close to explaining these concerns of yours about this island!	I certainly have!  Very clearly!  Because of the behavior of the system in phase space!
john doesn't subscribe to chaos, particularly what it has to say about his little science project!	Codswollop!  Ian, you've never come close to explaining these concerns of yours about this island!
chaotician, actually!  chaotician!	John doesn't subscribe to Chaos, particularly what it has to say about his little science project!
you'll have to get use to dr. malcolm!  he suffers from a deplorable excess of personality, especially for a mathematician!	Chaotician, actually!  Chaotician!
i don't blame people for their mistakes, but i do ask that they pay for them.	Thanks, Dad.
i don't think there's been any debate.  there's no debate...my mistakes....	I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them.
i will not get drawn into another financial conversation with you, dennis.  i really will not.	I don't think there's been any debate.  There's no debate...my mistakes....
you're right, john.  you're absolutely right. everything's my problem.	I will not get drawn into another financial conversation with you, Dennis.  I really will not.
i'm sorry about your financial problems.  i really am. but they are your problems.	You're right, John.  You're absolutely right. Everything's my problem.
i am totally unappreciated in my time.  we can run the whole park from this room, with minimal staff, for up to three days.  you think that kind of automation is easy? or cheap? you know anybody who can network eight connection machines and de-bug two million lines of code for what i bid this job?  because i'd sure as hell like to see them try.	I'm sorry about your financial problems.  I really am. But they are your problems.
robert - - i wonder if perhaps you would be kind  good enough to take a gas jeep and bring back my grandchildren.	Sure.
well?	There's no sign of him anywhere.
tell them when they get back to the cars.	Thanks, Steve.
sustain winds 45 knots.	Tell them when they get back to the cars.
i'll keep an eye on it.  maybe it'll swing south like the last one.	Ray, start the tour program.
why didn't i build in orlando?	I'll keep an eye on it.  Maybe it'll swing south like the last one.
you're gonna get electrocuted  electrified!  the power's coming back!	Shut up!  You're scaring me.  Stop!  You're scaring me.
jump, timmy!  it's too late!	I'm afraid I am gonna fall!
that's not funny.	That was great!
what?	Hey Lex, you forgot to say gazundheit.
hey lex, ahhhchooo!  hey lex, com here.	What?
that's what i said!  you're a nerd!  they don't call you people hackers anymore - - they call you people nerds!	Hey Lex, ahhhchooo!  Hey Lex, com here.
i'm a hacker!	That's what I said!  You're a nerd!  They don't call you people hackers anymore - - they call you people nerds!
they're not monsters, lex. they're just animals.  and these are herbivores.	That means they only eat vegetables.  But for you, I think they'd make an exception.
no, no, sh, sh, sh - - stop!  stop! stop!  don't let the monsters come over here!	They're not monsters, Lex. They're just animals.  And these are herbivores.
they don't bother me.	Yeah, you weren't in that last one.
i hate trees!	They don't bother me.
what if we fall?  i hate trees.	I hate trees!
why are we hurrying if there's nothing wrong?	What if we fall?  I hate trees.
why did you do this?	I don't know!  I'm sorry!
i don't know, i don't know.  i'm sorry - -	Why did you do this?
turn it off, lex!  turn it off!	I don't know, I don't know.  I'm sorry - -
i'm sorry - - i'm sorry - -	Turn it off, Lex!  Turn it off!
what's going to happen to the goat?  he's going to eat the goat?!	Excellent.
thanks for the presents.	We love the presents.
we miss you.	Thanks for the presents.
you want to put in chain saws?	No, no... listen, when I get back to New York we'll meet with the Board.
chain saws.	You want to put in chain saws?
don't tell me you're still thinking of buying casa de psycho...	Hey, smart-ass, I'm up here right now in a... luxury alpine retreat, with a two million dollar view of the lake.
you tell them if they come up to seventy-five, i'll cut them in on the crystal lake package.	Don't tell me you're still thinking of buying Casa de Psycho...
ken, we've been through this...	You tell them if they come up to seventy-five, I'll cut them in on the Crystal Lake package.
fifty? we need seventy-five.	Ken, we've been through this...
fifty.	Fifty? We need seventy-five.
really? how much?	Fifty.
ken, it's bruce. listen, we've got a nibble on the pendleton financing.	Really? How much?
hello?	Ken, it's Bruce. Listen, we've got a nibble on the Pendleton financing.
i really think we should go back...	I want to look at the rest of the house.
there doesn't seem to be any water damage. kind of cozy, actually.	I really think we should go back...
mister biller... now that we can see the lake, i think we should follow the shoreline to --	Help me with this.
structure might be salvageable... let's see what the interior looks like.	Mister Biller... now that we can see the lake, I think we should follow the shoreline to --
i didn't think there were any houses up here...	You learn something new every day. Let's go.
you have a map.	I know... but we left the main trail... and I can't find any landmarks around here... I've been trying to figure it out but...
i think we're lost.	You have a map.
yeah?	I think we're lost.
mister biller?	Yeah?
okay... well... i think it's this way...	Great.
just a deer, mister biller. part of the local wildlife.	Get rid of them.
jesus christ!	Just a deer, Mister Biller. Part of the local wildlife.
i don't think you're getting in the spirit of things, janet. we'll buy whatever studies we need --	Jesus Christ!
logging? we'll need an environmental impact study for that...	I don't think you're getting in the spirit of things, Janet. We'll buy whatever studies we need --
beautiful trees... sturdy trunks... lots of branches...  we can do some great logging up here.	Logging? We'll need an environmental impact study for that...
that's not true...	We're not talking about truth, we're talking about perception. And the perception is that Crystal Lake means inbred psychopaths running around the hills with axes and hockey masks chopping up teenagers.  That, my dear, is what we call an _image problem_.
and do you think they like the fact that half the country thinks crystal lake is filled with corpses?	That's not true...
no, but...	And do you think they like the fact that half the country thinks Crystal Lake is filled with corpses?
do you think they like the fact that tourism has dropped ninety-eight percent in the last ten years?	No, but...
i don't think the people who live around here would like that very much...	Do you think they like the fact that tourism has dropped ninety-eight percent in the last ten years?
janet, goddamnit, what's going on?	Jas... Jason Voorhees... he's here...
oh my god... this is his house... _we're in his fucking house_...	Janet, goddamnit, what's going on?
who's there?	Oh my god... this is his house... _we're in his fucking house_...
he... he's here...	Who's there?
janet, are you okay? are you there?	He... he's here...
other guy?	Yeah. Ken said there was another guy there... _big_ guy... then he dropped the phone. What's going on?
what about that other guy?	Other guy?
i don't know...	What about that other guy?
where's ken? is he all right?	I don't know...
this is janet davenport -- i'm the realtor.	Where's Ken? Is he all right?
who is this? what's going on?	This is Janet Davenport -- I'm the Realtor.
hello?	Who is this? What's going on?
who?	Come on.
_krueger_...	Who?
what happened?	_Krueger_...
what?	His camera... it's still recording.
it's still on.	What?
what's going on?	Some kind of emergency back at the Sheriff's Station. Four deputies shot... some kind of explosion... I don't know what's going on, but they're panicking back there.
i can't wait to hear your opening argument. "ladies and gentlemen of the jury... the defense will prove that jason voorhees did not kill all of these people. they, in fact, committed mass suicide and then buried themselves in his back yard..."	Fuck you.
ruby, come on. you witnessed a brutal triple murder and you're having trouble accepting it.  think about what you're saying. you really expect a jury to believe that jason has a mystery killer living in his tummy?	I know how this sounds, but that's what happened.
what?	You're about to be a media darling -- you might want to dress the part.
and we're in the center ring.  you sure you want to wear that blazer?	What?
quite a circus.	And we're in the center ring.  You sure you want to wear that blazer?
i seem to recall arguing the same thing in court while you were trying to file murder-one charges.	That's my job.
i'm not sure i'd call them murder exactly. more like a couple of bar fights that got out of hand.	I seem to recall arguing the same thing in court while you were trying to file murder-one charges.
two.	I'm not sure I'd call them murder exactly. More like a couple of bar fights that got out of hand.
take it easy, ruby... it's all right.  now, try to think clearly... don't you mean _jason's_ hand... don't you mean he grabbed a scalpel and slashed doctor layton's throat?	Did you find a scalpel? Did you find a murder weapon?
and this hand... it... it slashed doctor layton's throat... and the deputy. then it grabbed danny by the head...  and it pulled his head right down into his chest... i couldn't... hayes lays a hand his shoulder.	Take it easy, Ruby... it's all right.  Now, try to think clearly... don't you mean _Jason's_ hand... don't you mean he grabbed a scalpel and slashed Doctor Layton's throat?
jason's. it came out of his chest... a hand with long blades on the fingers...	And this hand... it... it slashed Doctor Layton's throat... and the Deputy. Then it grabbed Danny by the head...  And it pulled his head right down into his chest... I couldn't... Hayes lays a hand his shoulder.
who's chest?	Jason's. It came out of his chest... a hand with long blades on the fingers...
that's right... it... it came right out of his chest...	Who's chest?
ruby... this guy almost took out an entire tactical response team. you can't expect me to just leave you --	He doesn't look like he's going anywhere, Bill. And if necessary, I can get a judicial order reaffirming the right of my client to speak to his attorney in private.
a house?	That's right. Wasn't on any of the maps... we could barely see it through the underbrush. Place must've been abandoned for twenty years.
compared to this guy... amateur.	A house?
i thought that was ted bundy.	Compared to this guy... amateur.
shit. we're still putting the victim list together. you'll need a forklift for the case file. i suggest you hire some help, and don't expect to get a lot of sleep for the next few months.  you're about to defend the most notorious serial killer in american history.	I thought that was Ted Bundy.
what are the charges?	Shit. We're still putting the victim list together. You'll need a forklift for the case file. I suggest you hire some help, and don't expect to get a lot of sleep for the next few months.  You're about to defend the most notorious serial killer in American history.
your... client is being booked right now. he'll be in cell five.	What are the charges?
three.  where's my client?	Your... client is being booked right now. He'll be in cell five.
"zombie sluts from beyond the grave."	A seminal film. First ever depiction of a fully nude triple impalement.
this is a legitimate cinematic genre. just like westerns, comedies, film noire, science fiction...	"Zombie Sluts From Beyond the Grave."
you watch this garbage?	This is a legitimate cinematic genre. Just like Westerns, Comedies, Film Noire, Science Fiction...
you think that's going to work?	I don't know if anything's going to work in this case. Therefore, we have to try everything.
because everyone knows he's guilty...	Wrong. Jason can't get a fair trial because of _these_.
so... why can't jason get a fair trial?	Because everyone knows he's guilty...
now... i think the video store's open for another couple of hours. let's go.	Video store?
sorry.	It's all right.  Now... we're going to need a really good head-doctor for this. Someone who can get up on the stand and tell the jury that our client is mentally insane and has been for years...  We'll go through a dozen doctors before we find one who's willing to testify for us.
are you going to plead insanity?	I think it's our best bet. They're taking apart his house right now... they found weapons, blood, a mountain of evidence. We can't say he was framed.
what happened? where's jason?	My client... is dead.  But I think he's a free man.
are you all right?	For the moment! You've only got about two minutes left! Hurry! Ruby takes off towards the Cineplex...
we're down to seven minutes.	Let's split up. You take the left side, I'll take the right. We'll meet in front of the Cineplex.
ten minutes...	If I give you a bigger dose, it'll give you a heart attack.
about ten minutes.	Ten minutes...
how long will the effect last?	About ten minutes.
ten cc's of this shit and you won't be dreaming about anything.	How long will the effect last?
so you think it might counteract krueger's ability to make us hallucinate?	Ten CC's of this shit and you won't be dreaming about anything.
_neurolar_. it's a stimulant -- it's also a serotonin inhibitor. it suppresses all electrical activity in the hippocampus... the part of the brain that controls dreaming.	So you think it might counteract Krueger's ability to make us hallucinate?
what's that?	_Neurolar_. It's a stimulant -- it's also a serotonin inhibitor. It suppresses all electrical activity in the hippocampus... the part of the brain that controls dreaming.
and if he's not?	Then we're all in a lot of trouble.
krueger's in the real world... maybe he's mortal, like us.	And if he's not?
think it'll do any good?	Krueger's in the real world... maybe he's mortal, like us.
i used to go hunting with my father when i was a kid.	Think it'll do any good?
you know how to use one of those?	I used to go hunting with my father when I was a kid.
great. now there's _two_ serial killers on the loose.	Krueger's the greater danger right now. We have to stop him.  _Springwood_. That's where he'll go. That's where he's always gone. But Springwood's not like Crystal Lake. There's a couple hundred thousand people there. He could be anywhere.
i don't know... but i think he's pissed.	Great. Now there's _two_ serial killers on the loose.
where's he going?	I don't know... but I think he's pissed.
if i'm right, this happened before the krueger murders in springwood.  that means that jason might've been krueger's first victim.	Except this victim got away. I wonder if --
alone... but with a murderous fury inside him... which led him to kill dozens of people.	If I'm right, this happened before the Krueger murders in Springwood.  That means that Jason might've been Krueger's first victim.
so krueger thinks jason's dead... leaves him in the lake... but the boy actually wakes up on the shore... crawls off into the woods... where he lives the rest of his life alone.	Alone... but with a murderous fury inside him... which led him to kill dozens of people.
how's that possible?	Jason's asleep... maybe he's dreaming of himself as a young boy... and that boy is sitting right here.  I think he's some kind of projection from Jason's subconscious.
this is jason's rem pattern... and this is the boy's rem pattern. they're identical.	How's that possible?
what are you doing?	Checking out a theory. Just keep talking to him.
you saw him?	A cameraman caught him on videotape. Joe, I saw an entire sheriff's squad fighting and losing against an enemy that wasn't there...
it was krueger, wasn't it?	You saw him?
it's all right. i'm simply in shock... this is what happens to people when they experience events they can't understand or comprehend. the mind shuts down temporarily and tries to shield itself from the horrific imagery it's been exposed to.  i'm going to need a lot of therapy.	It was Krueger, wasn't it?
you're not going to be there?	I was there once... that was enough. Besides... I have to go out to Jason's house tomorrow.  They're... digging up some new evidence.
i'll have to lean on them pretty hard after what happened last night... but i think i can do it.  let me know what happens.	You're not going to be there?
tomorrow. if you can clear it with the sheriff's department.	I'll have to lean on them pretty hard after what happened last night... but I think I can do it.  Let me know what happens.
great. when can you do it?	Tomorrow. If you can clear it with the Sheriff's department.
then i'd say we should put jason under again... run another tape on him and see what happens. we'll get extra data this time. video... infrared... the works.	Great. When can you do it?
not yet.	Then I'd say we should put Jason under again... run another tape on him and see what happens. We'll get extra data this time. Video... infrared... the works.
i don't suppose i can go back to the university and chase young coeds again... pretend this whole thing never happened...	Not yet.
so what do we do?	I don't suppose I can go back to the University and chase young coeds again... pretend this whole thing never happened...
add it to the list.	So what do we do?
that doesn't make sense.	Add it to the list.
it's as though there were two people in that room... both of them asleep... both of them dreaming.	That doesn't make sense.
yeah, what is it?	_It's a second REM pattern_.
see this?	Yeah, what is it?
don't you see? jason was _asleep_. and he was dreaming -- the rem patterns prove that. and i saw finger blades just like krueger's come out of jason's chest. there has to be a connection.	Yeah... I think I understand...  You're drunk, too.
uh-huh...	Don't you see? Jason was _asleep_. And he was dreaming -- the REM patterns prove that. And I saw finger blades just like Krueger's come out of Jason's chest. There has to be a connection.
that's right. the murders in the eighties were never solved.  but... there were teenaged witnesses who said krueger had the ability to appear in your dreams... and that if he killed you in a dream, it would kill you in the real world.	Uh-huh...
i thought you said krueger burned to death.	That's right. The murders in the eighties were never solved.  But... there were teenaged witnesses who said Krueger had the ability to appear in your dreams... and that if he killed you in a dream, it would kill you in the real world.
now.... according to the file, krueger was burned to death in a fire in 1968. but get this -- beginning in 1984, there was _another_ series of murders in springwood. all teenagers... all killed in their sleep... all killed with finger blades just like krueger's.	I thought you said Krueger burned to death.
fascinating.	Now.... according to the file, Krueger was burned to death in a fire in 1968. But get this -- beginning in 1984, there was _another_ series of murders in Springwood. All teenagers... all killed in their sleep... all killed with finger blades just like Krueger's.
he was a child killer in the late sixties... in a town called springwood about eight miles from here.  guess what his murder weapon was? a glove with six-inch blades.	Fascinating.
krueger... doesn't ring a bell.	He was a child killer in the late sixties... in a town called Springwood about eight miles from here.  Guess what his murder weapon was? A glove with six-inch blades.
well, i'm onto something more useful.  you ever hear of a man named fred krueger?	Krueger... doesn't ring a bell.
me too. i'm drunk.	Well, I'm onto something more useful.  You ever hear of a man named Fred Krueger?
i think i'm onto something, joe.	Me too. I'm drunk.
there's nothing to see here. he sleeps... we record it. that's all that happens.	He's my client, and this is important. Enjoy your waitresses.
i'll take my chances. come on, i'm buying.	There's nothing to see here. He sleeps... we record it. That's all that happens.
that's open to debate.	I'll take my chances. Come on, I'm buying.
cute waitresses?	That's open to debate.
there's a pizza place over on market.	Cute waitresses?
well, that's it. he'll be asleep in a few minutes, but his first rem-cycle probably won't kick in for another hour or so.  is there a place we can get something to eat in this town?	There's a pizza place over on Market.
how long will he need to be asleep?	We're going to need at least two full REM cycles to get a clear neurological profile. Three hours minimum, six hours ideal.
simple. we sedate him, induce a somnolesent state, and study his rem patterns when he's unconscious.  if he has the disorder, his rems will be highly abnormal. ruby smiles.	Then I'd say it's bedtime for Jason.
how do we prove it?	Simple. We sedate him, induce a somnolesent state, and study his REM patterns when he's unconscious.  If he has the disorder, his REMS will be highly abnormal. Ruby smiles.
not guilty by reason of insanity. case closed.	How do we prove it?
if we could prove that jason suffers from this disorder... and that his homicidal behavior has been a direct result of a medical condition...	Not guilty by reason of insanity. Case closed.
insomnolesence has been known to cause psychotic episodes... delusions...	If we could prove that Jason suffers from this disorder... and that his homicidal behavior has been a direct result of a medical condition...
so jason doesn't sleep... how does that help us?	Insomnolesence has been known to cause psychotic episodes... delusions...
it's a neurological disorder affecting the hypothalamus. the part of the brain that causes sleepiness is inactive. they didn't know about it back in the sixties. even now, it's not understood very well.	So Jason doesn't sleep... how does that help us?
insomnolesence...	It's a neurological disorder affecting the hypothalamus. The part of the brain that causes sleepiness is inactive. They didn't know about it back in the sixties. Even now, it's not understood very well.
it's rare... but there are cases where people go for years without sleep.  they diagnosed jason with simple insomnia... but that's not what it looks like to me. he has every indication of having _insomnolesence_.	Insomnolesence...
that's pretty weird. is it possible for someone to not sleep for months?	It's rare... but there are cases where people go for years without sleep.  They diagnosed Jason with simple insomnia... but that's not what it looks like to me. He has every indication of having _insomnolesence_.
the mother said the boy hadn't slept for over three _months_. a physical examination showed dilated pupils, temperature of one-oh-two, blood chemistry highly imbalanced...	That's pretty weird. Is it possible for someone to not sleep for months?
wait a minute. let me see that. she hands him the file.	The mother said the boy hadn't slept for over three _months_. A physical examination showed dilated pupils, temperature of one-oh-two, blood chemistry highly imbalanced...
not much here. jason was brought in a couple more times for insomnia... that's about it.	Wait a minute. Let me see that. She hands him the file.
oh?	You're obviously going through a critical moral dilemma. And you're putting up barriers against anyone who tries to probe your conscience.  But it is heartening to know that you do have a conscience.
no. you've told me all i need to know.	Oh?
what do you want -- a tidy psychological profile? you want to hear that i was falsely accused of a crime i didn't commit... and that's driven me to defend others? or maybe you want to me to get in touch with my feelings... talk about my childhood...	No. You've told me all I need to know.
that didn't sound very convincing.	What do you want -- a tidy psychological profile? You want to hear that I was falsely accused of a crime I didn't commit... and that's driven me to defend others? Or maybe you want to me to get in touch with my feelings... talk about my childhood...
i don't "rationalize" anything. i'm his lawyer -- he's my client. that's all.	That didn't sound very convincing.
don't get me wrong. i don't care. but the professional part of me is interested in how you rationalize what you do.	I don't "rationalize" anything. I'm his lawyer -- he's my client. That's all.
so, what are you saying... that he didn't kill all those people?	My job is not to determine his guilt or innocence. That's up to the jury. My job is defend him.
well, jason _was_ in a canoe accident in 1967 and presumed drowned. his mother died a few years later after a long bout with cancer. some time in the early eighties, there were a string of murders out by crystal lake...  people started saying it was jason... back from the dead.	So, what are you saying... that he didn't kill all those people?
none of that's true?	Well, Jason _was_ in a canoe accident in 1967 and presumed drowned. His mother died a few years later after a long bout with cancer. Some time in the early eighties, there were a string of murders out by Crystal Lake...  People started saying it was Jason... back from the dead.
that's the problem with this case. everyone thinks they know jason's life story. but they don't. what you're remembering is a _movie_. fiction. in the movie, jason's mother runs around, killing people after jason drowns in crystal lake	None of that's true?
i thought she was a killer, too. you know... that she chopped up a bunch of teenage camp counselors... before she was decapitated.	That's the problem with this case. Everyone thinks they know Jason's life story. But they don't. What you're remembering is a _movie_. Fiction. In the movie, Jason's mother runs around, killing people after Jason drowns in Crystal Lake
so?	I thought she was a killer, too. You know... that she chopped up a bunch of teenage camp counselors... before she was decapitated.
i don't believe it. jason's mother died of ovarian cancer in 1969.	So?
well, i definitely feel sorry for you.  august fourteenth, 1956... jason was brought in by his mother, who said the boy hadn't slept for two weeks. doctor prescribed valium...	I don't believe it. Jason's mother died of ovarian cancer in 1969.
no need. i'm self-diagnosed. i have severe nympholepsy...  and i'm a bed-wetter.	Well, I definitely feel sorry for you.  August fourteenth, 1956... Jason was brought in by his mother, who said the boy hadn't slept for two weeks. Doctor prescribed Valium...
this sexual obsession of yours. have you considered going into therapy yourself?	No need. I'm self-diagnosed. I have severe nympholepsy...  And I'm a bed-wetter.
nurses. that's why i went into medicine.	This sexual obsession of yours. Have you considered going into therapy yourself?
great. battling head doctors. we'll confuse the jury enough to create a reasonable doubt. hung jury.	This is Jason Voorhees. They'll be looking for an excuse to send him to the chair.  If we're going to argue insanity, we're going to need something a little more concrete.
this is bad, joe. the prosecution is already putting together a team of psychiatric specialists. they'll argue exactly the opposite. they'll say he's just pretending to be catatonic and he's completely sane.	Great. Battling head doctors. We'll confuse the jury enough to create a reasonable doubt. Hung jury.
one of the deputies is pretty cute. i think she likes me.	This is bad, Joe. The Prosecution is already putting together a team of psychiatric specialists. They'll argue exactly the opposite. They'll say he's just pretending to be catatonic and he's completely sane.
oh?	One of the deputies is pretty cute. I think she likes me.
he wets the bed?	I always throw that in. It makes the jury feel sorry for the defendant.
insomnia. not unusual for someone in his situation.  not to mention he's a bed-wetter.	He wets the bed?
doesnit sleep?	Insomnia. Not unusual for someone in his situation.  Not to mention he's a bed-wetter.
no. when you put me on the stand, i'll say your client is catatonic and exhibits classic symptoms of a schizophrenic, sociopathic personality.  and he doesn't sleep.	Doesnit sleep?
great. is that what you're going to say when i put you on the stand?	No. When you put me on the stand, I'll say your client is catatonic and exhibits classic symptoms of a schizophrenic, sociopathic personality.  And he doesn't sleep.
he's fucking nuts.	Great. Is that what you're going to say when I put you on the stand?
well?	He's fucking nuts.
a glorified office block.  they keep all the old records there -- the final resting place for facts and figures that have ceased to matter in the world of the living.	Well, as long as I admire it from afar it shouldn't worry me if it's hollow.
what is it really?	A glorified office block.  They keep all the old records there -- the final resting place for facts and figures that have ceased to matter in the world of the living.
it's only majestic from here. when you get closer you see it for what it really is.	What is it really?
where do you live?	Up there.
you work in the insurance department?	You have been hearing the sordid side then.
-- i'm hoping to live in the old quarter.	Even the so-called New Town isn't so new.  Only the people.  People of the future living in buildings of the past.  Has anyone seen Eduard?
fine -- terrible.	What was the matter with it?
have you worked here long?	No, no, no -- quite a long time, yes.
yes -- we do.	Have you worked here long?
you look like brothers.	Yes -- we do.
my assistants, i presume.	Yes -- that's us.
yours is a very powerful and important firm -- it has a lot at stake.	Perhaps Eduard was closer than he knew to discovering it and so had to be silenced.
-- ah, but what if it <u>wasn't</u>?	-- Small.
-- merely in the interests of order.	The formality of a trial would be too costly for them.  They're beginning to understand that it's the ensuing news of our actions that incites support.
preliminary investigations may already be underway.	You were his friend.  One link is all they need.
heralds of a new age -- does that sound immodest?	You could say we represent the <u>un</u>official view of a well-ordered society.
a true friend would do it.	Not necessarily.  A <u>wife</u> would.
then its authority is in doubt.	A true friend would do it.
it's my last and final one.	Then its authority is in doubt.
what an extraordinary request!	It's my last and final one.
if i don't see you later -- go to my house and find my notebooks -- and destroy them.  all my manuscripts -- just burn them. please.	What an extraordinary request!
another one?	If I don't see you later -- go to my house and find my notebooks -- and destroy them.  All my manuscripts -- just burn them. Please.
will you do me a favor then?	Another one?
yes.	Will you do me a favor then?
-- you appreciate my writing.	Yes.
not a chance.  i'm the thinnest person i know.	-- You appreciate my writing.
the castle gates were blockaded in the time of the great plague -- it's an escape route.  don't get stuck.	Not a chance.  I'm the thinnest person I know.
a cenotaph -- a monument to someone whose remains ended up elsewhere. but look --	The Castle gates were blockaded in the time of the great plague -- it's an escape route.  Don't get stuck.
an empty tomb?	A cenotaph -- a monument to someone whose remains ended up elsewhere. But look --
i was restoring some stones here in the upper section one day -- and i found this.	An empty tomb?
in a manner of speaking.	I was restoring some stones here in the upper section one day -- and I found this.
the cemetery is nearer the castle than anywhere else -- wasn't it part of the castle originally?  -- i always assumed there'd be a gate or something.  isn't there?	In a manner of speaking.
what made you think <u>i'd</u> be able to get you into the castle?	The cemetery is nearer the Castle than anywhere else -- wasn't it part of the Castle originally?  -- I always assumed there'd be a gate or something.  Isn't there?
i'm trying to find things out myself -- that's the whole point.	What made you think <u>I'd</u> be able to get you into the Castle?
there is <u>one</u> thing i'd like you to tell me.	I'm trying to find things out myself -- that's the whole point.
-- oh, yes, determination runs in the family.	There is <u>one</u> thing I'd like you to tell me.
the kafka men are famous for it, you know.  delivering meat barefoot in the depths of winter, picking up sacks of flour with their teeth --	-- Oh, yes, determination runs in the family.
-- i'm flattered, of course, to be considered a friend -- even without knowing all the details.  -- to see such determination is reward enough for me.	The Kafka men are famous for it, you know.  Delivering meat barefoot in the depths of winter, picking up sacks of flour with their teeth --
a man must eat --  and drink.	The <u>Castle</u> cemetery.
you work in the cemetery.	A man must eat --  And drink.
success or nothing?	No -- not even success.  My writing is not for making a living -- it's for living.  Not for other people, it's for me.
that would be even worse -- it would be a compromise.	Success or nothing?
why do you work in that hideous insurance office?  -- dealing with people who fall off ladders.  now take me -- i make my living as a stone mason.  it's not my art -- but it's the <u>tools</u> of my art.  you could be -- a journalist.	That would be even worse -- it would be a compromise.
i haven't got the energy.  i mean, i have to conserve my energy.	Why do you work in that hideous insurance office?  -- dealing with people who fall off ladders.  Now take me -- I make my living as a stone mason.  It's not my art -- but it's the <u>tools</u> of my art.  You could be -- a journalist.
where do you get your ideas?  only joking -- i'm just joking.  let's go to a brothel then, kafka, come on.	I haven't got the energy.  I mean, I have to conserve my energy.
naturally? -- that's not the word i would have chosen.	Where do you get your ideas?  Only joking -- I'm just joking.  Let's go to a brothel then, Kafka, come on.
these strange stories you write -- they come naturally, do they?	Naturally? -- that's not the word I would have chosen.
gabriela was right -- it's easier for me to understand suicide. i'm a practicing suicide.	-- In what sense?
did you?	The needles inscribing the judgement into the flesh of the man.  Very good.
i read the one about the penal colony.	Did you?
-- in magazines nobody reads.	I read the one about the penal colony.
just what you've published.	-- In magazines nobody reads.
i don't know what you could have read.	Just what you've published.
i've read your stories.  they're fantastic.	I don't know what you could have read.
are you looking for gabriela rossmann?	Yes.
when i deliver a message the very act of delivering it, you might say, gives it an official stamp, and only in this way are both the sender and the receiver satisfied that it was delivered at all.	I'll commit that to memory.
your credibility -- yes, it's well known.	When I deliver a message the very act of delivering it, you might say, gives it an official stamp, and only in this way are both the sender and the receiver satisfied that it was delivered at all.
but <u>i'm</u> the messenger.  an error like this damages my credibility.	Your credibility -- yes, it's well known.
burgel, i thought it would be easier, as long as i was passing --	But <u>I'm</u> the messenger.  An error like this damages my credibility.
in an organization as efficient as ours, if a document once in a great while gets lost it might never be found at all.	Burgel, I thought it would be easier, as long as I was passing --
who's to say he ever will?  he's a timid old man and quite careful not to tread on anyone's toes -- in fact, i'm the only one he trusts and he wouldn't even look at a document if it didn't first come through me.	In an organization as efficient as ours, if a document once in a great while gets lost it might never be found at all.
he has it, he just hasn't noticed it yet, all right?	Who's to say he ever will?  He's a timid old man and quite careful not to tread on anyone's toes -- In fact, I'm the only one he trusts and he wouldn't even look at a document if it didn't first come through me.
he's usually in the storage room sorting things out.  he can't close the file on a case until he has the concluding report.	He has it, he just hasn't noticed it yet, all right?
i've never seen him.  i don't believe there is a keeper of the files.	He's usually in the storage room sorting things out.  He can't close the file on a case until he has the concluding report.
did you see him?	I've never seen him.  I don't believe there is a keeper of the files.
no, i left it in his office.	Did you see him?
you didn't give it to <u>me</u>.	No, I left it in his office.
i gave it to him yesterday.	You didn't give it to <u>me</u>.
the keeper of the files is still waiting for your final summation of the erlanger claim.	I gave it to him yesterday.
you're detestable.	And you're late!
it's what i'm paid to do.	You're detestable.
you're just doing your job.	It's what I'm paid to do.
it's my place to offer advice, not yours -- and by advising the chief clerk of your unpunctuality it's certainly not my situation that's compromised, if that's what you're implying.	You're just doing your job.
not today, burgel.  send one of your memos, write up one of your communiques, but for god's sake don't bother me today.	It's my place to offer advice, not yours -- and by advising the Chief Clerk of your unpunctuality it's certainly not my situation that's compromised, if that's what you're implying.
oh, don't they?  i think you underestimate my station in this office and overrate your own.	Not today, Burgel.  Send one of your memos, write up one of your communiques, but for God's sake don't bother me today.
say what you like -- no one pays the least attention.	Oh, don't they?  I think you underestimate my station in this office and overrate your own.
good morning --  or should i say good afternoon?	Say what you like -- no one pays the least attention.
the <u>orlac</u> claim.	Sorry, yes -- well -- thank you, sir.
i see -- it's just the erlanger claim then.	The <u>Orlac</u> claim.
no, there's only one report to complete.  i'll be doing it myself and submitting it to the castle today or tomorrow.	I see -- it's just the Erlanger claim then.
no -- i just -- i feel a sense of obligation.  he was my friend -- if i can be of any help -- closing his affairs.	No, there's only one report to complete.  I'll be doing it myself and submitting it to the Castle today or tomorrow.
was there something else?	No -- I just -- I feel a sense of obligation.  He was my friend -- if I can be of any help -- closing his affairs.
i do.	I wonder if I might look to see if there's an address for family -- I thought I'd like to write to them.
excuse me, sir -- i understand you have eduard raban's file.	I do.
in a small way.	You might find a more athletic hobby -- put some color in your cheeks.
i understand you fancy yourself an author.	In a small way.
-- eduard --	-- Yes -- Raban -- but he was too much like you -- even more so perhaps.  He wasn't here as long as you, so I didn't know him as well -- but I could see the influence he was having.  I simply want you to be aware of this because you'll be happier for it.
oh, i know you got along with that poor fellow -- what was his name?	-- Eduard --
well, i --	Oh, I know you got along with that poor fellow -- what was his name?
attitude, kafka.  it doesn't matter how well you do your work -- you still see it as something to be gotten on with rather than something to take an active interest in.	Well, I --
no, sir.	Attitude, Kafka.  It doesn't matter how well you do your work -- you still see it as something to be gotten on with rather than something to take an active interest in.
have you never wondered -- and i mention this only in passing --  why other clerks have advanced to more responsible positions while you, who have been here longer, have not?	No, sir.
i did not realize it was obligatory.	Have you never wondered -- and I mention this only in passing --  why other clerks have advanced to more responsible positions while you, who have been here longer, have not?
it's not healthy, kafka -- not for you and not for your workmates.  at the annual dinner this month you again failed to make an appearance.	I did not realize it was obligatory.
i usually take lunch by the river.	It's not healthy, Kafka -- not for you and not for your workmates.  At the annual dinner this month you again failed to make an appearance.
you must make the time.  where do you go off to in the lunch hour?	I usually take lunch by the River.
to do my work well, i have little time for --	You must make the time.  Where do you go off to in the lunch hour?
you keep too much to yourself -- you're a lone wolf.  it makes me uneasy, and if it makes me uneasy i can't imagine the impression you make on lesser employees.	To do my work well, I have little time for --
... my ... social situation?	You keep too much to yourself -- you're a lone wolf.  It makes me uneasy, and if it makes me uneasy I can't imagine the impression you make on lesser employees.
you've been with the firm for nearly nine years.  you've done your work diligently, there are no complaints on that score.  but there's more to the job than the work -- there are other people to consider -- and frankly, kafka, we eel your social situation could bear improving.	... My ... social situation?
sit down, kafka.	You've been with the firm for nearly nine years.  You've done your work diligently, there are no complaints on that score.  But there's more to the job than the work -- there are other people to consider -- and frankly, Kafka, we eel your social situation could bear improving.
you wanted to see me, sir.	Sit down, Kafka.
-- listen to me --	I do.  Always.  You understand the world better than any of us, Kafka.  And what it's becoming.  I've always held you in the highest regard.
i know better than you what people will say when they have to.  when they brought me in for questioning i informed on my friends the very first day.	-- Listen to me --
no -- not this time.	I know better than you what people will say when they have to.  When they brought me in for questioning I informed on my friends the very first day.
i think you've just escaped for the moment.  just as i did.  as eduard did.  as they let us do. but only for the moment.	No -- not this time.
why should i believe a man who never believed me?  they're absolutely right, you know -- guilt should never be doubted. it's easier that way.	I think you've just escaped for the moment.  Just as I did.  As Eduard did.  As they let us do. But only for the moment.
i told you, they're <u>dead</u>.  it's finished.	Why should I believe a man who never believed me?  They're absolutely right, you know -- guilt should never be doubted. It's easier that way.
i know there is.  and you're what i have to bargain with. for now you're the last one in their way.	I told you, they're <u>dead</u>.  It's finished.
there's a new potion -- he said it was perfected.	I know there is.  And you're what I have to bargain with. For now you're the last one in their way.
i know how they reward failure. if they saw this i'd be rotting in the quarries by the afternoon -- with all the others.	There's a new potion -- he said it was perfected.
they're dead now.  we can get help.	I know how they reward failure. If they saw this I'd be rotting in the quarries by the afternoon -- with all the others.
this is the result of their elixir of youth.  they were to come and check on it during the night.  i contrived to miss the appointment.	They're dead now.  We can get help.
i -- i found your jailer.	This is the result of their elixir of youth.  They were to come and check on it during the night.  I contrived to miss the appointment.
only two steps back?  even the man they left to guard me retreated further than that.	I -- I found your jailer.
gabriela ...?	Should I tell you why I joined our late lamented nihilists? Why I became a murderer? Because murder ... is bliss.  It's easier than you might think to absorb and assimilate Evil -- once you've adopted its procedure.
over?  it's only over when you can crawl to a clean little spot on earth where the sun sometimes shines and you can warm yourself a bit.	Gabriela ...?
-- i've just come from the castle.  it's over.	Over?  It's only over when you can crawl to a clean little spot on earth where the sun sometimes shines and you can warm yourself a bit.
i knew you walked this way to work.  i wanted to find you before they did.	-- I've just come from the Castle.  It's over.
gabriela! -- you did get away.	I knew you walked this way to work.  I wanted to find you before they did.
what seems important to these people is not determined by the amount of work it entails -- you're far from understanding the authorities if you believe that.	Now Burgel's one of the authorities?
first these nameless authorities were the root of all evil, now it's insignificant burgel.  if indeed there was a mistake -- and a minor one at that -- you're suggesting someone went to a lot of trouble over something so trivial as to not matter at all.	What seems important to these people is not determined by the amount of work it entails -- you're far from understanding the authorities if you believe that.
or what if there really <u>was</u> an error? -- i don't know what kind -- any kind that needed correcting -- and what if burgel was responsible for it?  one mistake -- even a small one in a firm like ours -- it could cost him a promotion.	First these nameless authorities were the root of all evil, now it's insignificant Burgel.  If indeed there was a mistake -- and a minor one at that -- you're suggesting someone went to a lot of trouble over something so trivial as to not matter at all.
usually.	Or what if there really <u>was</u> an error? -- I don't know what kind -- any kind that needed correcting -- and what if Burgel was responsible for it?  One mistake -- even a small one in a firm like ours -- it could cost him a promotion.
and burgel is the bringer of messages, isn't he?	Usually.
i've heard of it happening.	And Burgel is the bringer of messages, isn't he?
how often does one of our clerks have business in the house of records?	I've heard of it happening.
now you're saying eduard was lured there?	How often does one of our clerks have business in the house of records?
of course he is -- the castle precincts are not the safest part of the city after dark.  people disappear up there regularly.   if you want to lie in wait for someone, that's the place to do it.	Now you're saying Eduard was lured there?
he's jealous, yes, but <u>that</u> jealous?  he's too cautious.	Of course he is -- the Castle precincts are not the safest part of the city after dark.  People disappear up there regularly.   If you want to lie in wait for someone, that's the place to do it.
he used to like me -- very much more than i liked him.	He's jealous, yes, but <u>that</u> jealous?  He's too cautious.
burgel doesn't like anybody!	He used to like me -- very much more than I liked him.
burgel hated eduard.  and me.  i'm sure he knew about us -- and i'm sure it drove him mad.	Burgel doesn't like anybody!
that street down there -- i always used to call it the approach road for suicides.  it leads straight down to the bridge and the river.	Burgel hated Eduard.  And me.  I'm sure he knew about us -- and I'm sure it drove him mad.
it's still easier for you to understand suicide, isn't it.	That street down there -- I always used to call it the approach road for suicides.  It leads straight down to the bridge and the River.
now you've fallen into his trap. when he goes to bed at night burgel dreams of inspiring as much fear in others as they inspire in him.	It's still easier for you to understand suicide, isn't it.
you might think -- i thought so myself at first -- that burgel's too insignificant to be dangerous. but that's the very reason to beware! it's the small men to watch out for -- the ones who substitute method for character.	Now you've fallen into his trap. When he goes to bed at night Burgel dreams of inspiring as much fear in others as they inspire in him.
you don't believe that.	I wouldn't put it past him.
of course it could -- burgel's been trying to get me thrown out as long as i can remember.  <u>he</u> could've killed eduard.	You don't believe that.
it couldn't be for that incident with burgel the other day.	Of course it could -- Burgel's been trying to get me thrown out as long as I can remember.  <u>He</u> could've killed Eduard.
they're not obliged to tell.	It couldn't be for that incident with Burgel the other day.
why were you given notice?	They're not obliged to tell.
burgel! -- i didn't leave it with him.	Why were you given notice?
burgel gave me this -- what does it mean?	Burgel! -- I didn't leave it with him.
i'm collecting eduard's things. if there's anything you want, take it or i'll give it to charity.	Burgel gave me this -- what does it mean?
yes -- which is why "quiet, dependable people" have to take charge of their own lives.	At the cost of others?  You accuse people of murder without trial -- apparently without irony.  Did you go to the Castle with Eduard?  Then you have no idea what really might have happened that night at all -- even before or after he got there.
my only concern is the human tribunal.  isn't it yours?	Yes -- which is why "quiet, dependable people" have to take charge of their own lives.
you think what we're doing is so wrong?  and what are you doing? pursuing goodness?  for what?  to answer to some supreme tribunal?	My only concern is the human tribunal.  Isn't it yours?
when you only see someone sitting at a desk all day, it's liable to create a false impression.	People must think the same of me -- a quiet, dependable person.
i have no right to be, i know.  my experience with real life  is practically nil.	When you only see someone sitting at a desk all day, it's liable to create a false impression.
you're shocked at the thought of eduard tossing a bomb through a window.	I have no right to be, I know.  My experience with real life  is practically nil.
and you still maintain -- what? that he was murdered.	He was murdered.
what of it?	He was summoned to help correct a minor discrepancy of some sort in the Medical Records Division. Apparently one of his claims was relevant.
the day he died, eduard was called up to the castle.  did you know that?	What of it?
i've hardly published enough for anyone to draw conclusions from.	You strike me as a man with a defined notion of injustice -- a high concern for the lot of your fellow men.  And yet you're able to remain an outsider.  With the concomitant air of ... superiority?
i nominated you as a possible candidate.  you were eduard's good friend.  he read me some of your work.	I've hardly published enough for anyone to draw conclusions from.
ah -- we're back to the "authorities" you spoke of.	They're ubiquitous.  What we try to do ... is make them a little less so.
-- i don't know the musil district.	You won't have any trouble finding it.
i'm suspicious of men who want to marry.  i believe they think it's the only thing that will make them equal to their fathers.	-- I don't know the Musil district.
and you ...?	I'm suspicious of men who want to marry.  I believe they think it's the only thing that will make them equal to their fathers.
eduard wanted to marry me.	And you ...?
last year.  i -- it was broken off.	Eduard wanted to marry me.
you almost married recently, didn't you?	Last year.  I -- it was broken off.
... all right.	You almost married recently, didn't you?
there are some people i'd like you to meet.  can you come to the musil district at eight o'clock?	... All right.
tonight?	There are some people I'd like you to meet.  Can you come to the Musil district at eight o'clock?
are you free tonight?	Tonight?
-- what could he have done to warrant that?	Are you free tonight?
the very fact that they're authorities should give you reason. people will do anything to protect their own interests.  for all you know he was killed at the <u>hands</u> of the police.	-- What could he have done to warrant that?
when i have no reason to doubt.	The very fact that they're authorities should give you reason. People will do anything to protect their own interests.  For all you know he was killed at the <u>hands</u> of the police.
and you believe everything the authorities tell you.	When I have no reason to doubt.
he wasn't robbed.  he was identified by his wallet.	And you believe everything the authorities tell you.
do you think people in the new town care what happens over here?  this will always be the ghetto.	He wasn't robbed.  He was identified by his wallet.
the police would know the difference, wouldn't they?	Do you think people in the New Town care what happens over here?  This will always be the ghetto.
eduard didn't see it as something that needed bearing.	The police would know the difference, wouldn't they?
no, i don't.  i'm amazed that anyone is able to bear life with any assurance at all.	Eduard didn't see it as something that needed bearing.
how long were you and eduard --	Two or three months, that's all.  -- I seduced him.
as long as it's on their terms. if your work and your private life don't correspond to their specifications you're labelled a dangerous agitator -- with no recourse whatsoever.	How long were you and Eduard --
this morning it was suggested to me that my own sense of office fellowship could bear improving.	As long as it's on their terms. If your work and your private life don't correspond to their specifications you're labelled a dangerous agitator -- with no recourse whatsoever.
what's funny?	This morning it was suggested to me that my own sense of office fellowship could bear improving.
it's not that we wanted to deceive anyone -- but you know how these things are looked upon at the office.	What's funny?
that he was -- satisfied in that regard.  i didn't want to pry.	It's not that we wanted to deceive anyone -- but you know how these things are looked upon at the office.
what?	That he was -- satisfied in that regard.  I didn't want to pry.
i suspected that he -- well.	What?
he would have.  you were his best friend.  a better friend than me.	I suspected that he -- well.
no.	He would have.  You were his best friend.  A better friend than me.
i was having an affair with eduard.  he didn't tell you?	No.
well -- nice to know life exists outside the office.	Yes.
have you looked?	Well -- nice to know life exists outside the office.
i've never seen you here before.	Have you looked?
hello again.	I've never seen you here before.
i'm sorry, but i just wondered --	Excuse me, I have to copy this for Central Docketing by 2:30.
one of you must be mistaken.	I'm sorry, but I just wondered --
oh -- well, i thought he once mentioned --	One of you must be mistaken.
why would you suppose so?	Oh -- well, I thought he once mentioned --
you're a friend of eduard raban's.	Why would you suppose so?
i know.	You're a friend of Eduard Raban's.
i'm kafka -- i work upstairs in accident --	I know.
what did she say?	That the police may have allegiance to something other than truth.
maybe it's true then what she said.	What did she say?
that's been noted.  but where does it lead us?  unless you have something more to add.	She's missing.  I went to her house and she hadn't returned there.
you told me to contact you if anything relevant came up -- gabriela is relevant.  when i spoke to you before i didn't know she'd been seeing eduard.	That's been noted.  But where does it lead us?  Unless you have something more to add.
that's not what i call conclusive evidence of an abduction.	If someone was waiting here in the hallway to spirit her away, wouldn't they have shut the door as quietly as possible?
but that's just my point -- she was more than upset, she was livid. she slammed every door on her way downstairs -- except that one.  i was just behind her and i didn't even hear that one <u>shut</u> -- not at all.	That's not what I call conclusive evidence of an abduction.
i'll bear that in mind.	-- Should you happen upon anything that might be relevant.
anyway, i'd like you to reflect that in me you have -- i won't say a friend, because we're complete fencers, of course -- from distinctly incompatible social classes -- but to some extent, shall we say, an interested third party.	I'll bear that in mind.
probably not.	Anyway, I'd like you to reflect that in me you have -- I won't say a friend, because we're complete fencers, of course -- from distinctly incompatible social classes -- but to some extent, shall we say, an interested third party.
what makes you think so?	... Just a perception.
he wasn't a lonely man, though.	What makes you think so?
we know that.	He wasn't a lonely man, though.
i don't think he really had any. he had no family either.	We know that.
his landlady knew of no other friends to refer us to.	I don't think he really had any. He had no family either.
can i ask -- how you found me?	His landlady knew of no other friends to refer us to.
he might have had a drink or two, despite what you think.	Can I ask -- how you found me?
no, i suppose not.	He might have had a drink or two, despite what you think.
grown men don't normally fall into the river, do they?	No, I suppose not.
no.  he didn't seem to be.  do you think he drowned himself?	Grown men don't normally fall into the river, do they?
was he depressed?	No.  He didn't seem to be.  Do you think he drowned himself?
i don't know.	Was he depressed?
he was found in the river.  could he swim?	I don't know.
yes.  since he came to the office, almost three years ago, we've been quite good friends.  how was eduard ...	He was found in the River.  Could he swim?
would you describe your relationship with the dead man as close?	Yes.  Since he came to the office, almost three years ago, we've been quite good friends.  How was Eduard ...
well -- other departments are, yes.	Would you describe your relationship with the dead man as close?
engaged in the manufacture and distribution of ... pills and so forth.	Well -- other departments are, yes.
eight -- and seven months.	Engaged in the manufacture and distribution of ... pills and so forth.
where you've been employed for seven years.	Eight -- and seven months.
-- accident and compensation association.	Where you've been employed for seven years.
your office is the workmen's --	-- Accident and Compensation Association.
no, we said goodbye outside the building.  he went off, as usual, toward his house.	Your office is the Workmen's --
did you go anywhere afterwards -- to have a drink perhaps?	No, we said goodbye outside the building.  He went off, as usual, toward his house.
wednesday.  we left the office together.	Did you go anywhere afterwards -- to have a drink perhaps?
when was the last time you saw mr. raban?	Wednesday.  We left the office together.
yes.  yes, of course -- why wouldn't it be?	When was the last time you saw Mr. Raban?
kafka -- is that your real name?	Yes.  Yes, of course -- why wouldn't it be?
my assistants.  i should have known. nothing is given to me.  i have to acquire everything.	It's all right to be sarcastic in private to us -- because we have a sense of humor -- but when we're up at the Castle we suggest you don't make a fuss.  It would spoil the not unfavorable impression you make in other respects.
close only by virtue of antithesis.	My assistants.  I should have known. Nothing is given to me.  I have to acquire everything.
still, we're probably closer to you at the moment than any of your fellow human beings.	Close only by virtue of antithesis.
-- just doing our job.	It's a farce.
for all your incompetence i was beginning to think you were at least loyal to me.  you're very good ham actors.	-- Just doing our job.
i can't make a simple statement without him taking issue with it	-- You should meet my father.
what's the matter with you?	I can't make a simple statement without him taking issue with it
-- i was just trying to finish some work!	You mean you've actually begun some?
i didn't realize you'd been here that long.	You mean because it's been a while since there was a sunny day?  What a good detective you are.
do you?	We saw her naked once -- didn't we.
oh, burgel!  gabriela was having an affair with eduard.  they were both members of <u>this group</u>.  if any crime's been discovered and people are paying for it, i'd look to <u>yourselves</u>!	The loyal civil servant.  I suppose you'll deny that shortchanging the workers to whom compensation is due is standard company policy.
-- gabriela, on the other hand, had made an enemy of this man burgel.	Oh, Burgel!  Gabriela was having an affair with Eduard.  They were both members of <u>this group</u>.  If any crime's been discovered and people are paying for it, I'd look to <u>yourselves</u>!
why are you so aggressively unimaginative?  eduard is no longer the only casualty.	Then why haven't I been --
-- you said so yourself the firm is large and powerful.  if the discrepancy really was something big, eduard's responsibility would still have to be small.  no poor young <u>clerk</u> could find himself in such a fix.	When a scapegoat is needed, my friend ...
-- oh, yes, it's mad.	-- You said so yourself the firm is large and powerful.  If the discrepancy really was something big, Eduard's responsibility would still have to be small.  No poor young <u>clerk</u> could find himself in such a fix.
that's <u>mad</u>.	-- Oh, yes, it's mad.
... why take me into your confidence?	That's obvious, isn't it?  We have an opening for a new member.
what have you done with gabriela rossmann?	As a matter of fact you've caught us in a state of considerable excitement.  Our latest preparation we believe -- we pray -- is perfected. It should take years off her.
-- and the new patients they bring me aren't usually as dexterous as you've been in evading us.  not perfect specimens by any means, but not the type of person who'll be missed either.	What have you done with Gabriela Rossmann?
the fact that it's live bodies you practice your trade on doesn't seem to matter to you.	On the contrary, it matters a great deal.  We're engaged in immensely important research here.  I'm a revolutionary too, you know -- but a much more pragmatic one.
may i ask where your two warders are?	Lying in the gutter where they belong.
and i suppose dr. murnau didn't die in a cave-in.  you killed him to free the position of orlac medical officer for your own ends.	Yes, well -- we're looking for a new village now.  If we stay too long at one source ... people become suspicious.
i believe we've exceeded his expectations.	I had the grandest of financial plots in mind, the most malevolent of personal motives, conspiracy theories extending to every ... authority I could see.  And I find you.  A body snatcher.
"accident and compensation" -- no one can accuse the firm of not supplying exactly what it promises.	I believe we've exceeded his expectations.
-- if an obscure official up there in the distant mountains so far away from civilizing influences happens to meet with an unfortunate accident -- and should he tragically die in spite of the district medical officer's strenuous efforts to save him -- the firm wants to see the next of kin pacified and the disposition of the remains handled with the greatest possible ... efficiency.	"Accident and Compensation" -- no one can accuse the firm of not supplying exactly what it promises.
-- you seem amused.	It only amuses me in that it gives me an insight into the ludicrous bungling that in some circumstances may decide the life of a human being.
you see, kafka, in all cases relating to the factory at orlac -- which is what this paper referred to -- the authority that puts in a request and the authority that grants it is, to all intents and purposes, the same authority.	-- You seem amused.
... a piece of paper ...	You see, Kafka, in all cases relating to the factory at Orlac -- which is what this paper referred to -- the authority that puts in a request and the authority that grants it is, to all intents and purposes, the same authority.
through a very unfortunate -- and i might add extremely rare -- mishap, a document intended for the one department was sent to the other.  and for the first time -- though your friend wasn't aware of it -- two and two could have been put together to make one.	... A piece of paper ...
a mere slip.  your friend mr. raban dealt only with claims that came <u>in</u>, another department being responsible for compensation that goes out -- this is correct?	Through a very unfortunate -- and I might add extremely rare -- mishap, a document intended for the one department was sent to the other.  And for the first time -- though your friend wasn't aware of it -- two and two could have been put together to make one.
... a piece of paper ...	A mere slip.  Your friend Mr. Raban dealt only with claims that came <u>in</u>, another department being responsible for compensation that goes out -- this is correct?
i could always apply there.	It so happens, my dear simple sir, that the Head of Medical Records at the Castle <u>is</u> one of the Directors of this firm.
we're a medical firm, aren't we? they go to the medical records section.	I could always apply there.
where do our records go to in the castle?	We're a medical firm, aren't we? They go to the Medical Records Section.
you do not summon them -- they summon you -- and this, of course, hardly ever happens, if at all. the directors are an eccentric lot and by nature cautious.	Where do our records go to in the Castle?
what if i petitioned one of the directors?	You do not summon them -- they summon you -- and this, of course, hardly ever happens, if at all. The Directors are an eccentric lot and by nature cautious.
these laws have been with us for centuries -- how can you doubt them?	What if I petitioned one of the Directors?
what good are records if they're not open for public inspection?	These laws have been with us for centuries -- how can you doubt them?
of course not.  only by a director of the firm.  who'd want to let in all kinds of riff-raff off the streets?	What good are records if they're not open for public inspection?
once a file's been sent to the caste, is it possible to recall it for review?	Of course not.  Only by a Director of the firm.  Who'd want to let in all kinds of riff-raff off the streets?
is your friend's name among them?  then he only worked on the one case.  your chief will send me the final summation when he's finished with it.	Once a file's been sent to the Caste, is it possible to recall it for review?
this is the cross-reference of clerks who've worked on orlac claims?	Is your friend's name among them?  Then he only worked on the one case.  Your Chief will send me the final summation when he's finished with it.
dr. murnau was the bravest of men. he spent an entire career in those backwaters with no regard for personal gain.  a great loss.	This is the cross-reference of clerks who've worked on Orlac claims?
i did read that.  they gave him a posthumous medal.	Dr. Murnau was the bravest of men. He spent an entire career in those backwaters with no regard for personal gain.  A great loss.
you must have read about it in the papers -- there was a terrible cave-in.  it wouldn't have been so bad, but even the medical officer for the district was killed!	I did read that.  They gave him a posthumous medal.
all these in the last year?	You must have read about it in the papers -- there was a terrible cave-in.  It wouldn't have been so bad, but even the Medical Officer for the district was killed!
orlac is an account?	It's a factory in the northern mountains.  One of our best customers.  Without a proper request I'm not obliged to do this, you understand -- but I'll make an exception on this one occasion.
if it was accounts you wanted why did you ask for employees?	Orlac is an account?
whenever an employee departs, shall we say, it's up to the head of his department to requisition his file, reassign any outstanding claims, and send it off.	-- You mean my Chief has it.
it's gone out so quickly?	Whenever an employee departs, shall we say, it's up to the head of his department to requisition his file, reassign any outstanding claims, and send it off.
why would we keep files on <u>dead</u> employees?  all old files are sent up to the castle.  do you think we have room for two hundred years worth personnel records?	It's gone out so quickly?
what's the matter?	Why would we keep files on <u>dead</u> employees?  All old files are sent up to the Castle.  Do you think we have room for two hundred years worth personnel records?
he's the clerk who died last week. from the insurance department	What's the matter?
wait a minute.  "raban?"  where have i heard that name?	He's the clerk who died last week. From the insurance department
yes.  isn't it there?	Wait a minute.  "Raban?"  Where have I heard that name?
i'm overworked as it is.  "raban" did you say?	Yes.  Isn't it there?
i'm not obliged to give you access, you know -- not without authorization -- but i'll make an exception this one time.	I'm overworked as it is.  "Raban" did you say?
it usually is.	I'm not obliged to give you access, you know -- not without authorization -- but I'll make an exception this one time.
"raban" -- that'll be nearly at the back of the alphabet.	It usually is.
amerika for us!	Amerika!
then that's the place for us!	Amerika for us!
it doesn't matter.  it's too late for all of us.	What's to become of us now?
i understand he was wounded in the lung.	It doesn't matter.  It's too late for all of us.
they'd drive us away.  that kafka's made things very hot for us.	I understand he was wounded in the lung.
we could go back to the office. explain ourselves to the chief clerk.	They'd drive us away.  That Kafka's made things very hot for us.
this is filed incorrectly!	Here too!  They're all in a dreadful muddle!
ludwig?	This is filed incorrectly!
oskar!	Ludwig?
but your goal is so hard to reach. do you think the official network would surrender to one man?  we would never think of attempting anything remotely as difficult.	My mother used to tell us of the young man who decided to ride to the next village and how she was afraid that -- not even mentioning accidents -- the span of a normal happy life might fall far short of the time needed for such a trip.
we've been together too long.  his personality is overflowing into mine and vice versa.	-- How would <u>you</u> like to be in a horrible situation like that?
it's not our fault.  we're naturally nervous.	And we're upset too.
we used to be in the supply section, carrying boxes of medicine about but we dropped too many of them.	It's not too bad working here.
they keep switching us from department to department.  he doesn't mind because he can't sit still.	We used to be in the supply section, carrying boxes of medicine about but we dropped too many of them.
women are all you have on your mind!	She went to the roof to sunbathe one lunch hour -- we watched her changing.
you look tired.	Gabriela Rossman was here looking for you.  Do you know her?
he can't sit still.  just when we arrive at a nightclub he wants to go to another one.	You look tired.
ludwig.	Oskar.
get the hell out of here.''!	Now Ann ...
am actually laying my hand on the twenty-five foot gorilla.ladies and gentlemen! i am touching the beast!	Take your filthy paws off him -you ignorant pig!
i thought that with your assistance we could have the premiere at the albert hall. we'll take out a full page ad in variety - "the lord darrow benefit screening". we'll invite the king of england - hell, we'll get the whole royal family along! it'd be good for them and good for us!	To be quite honest, Mr Denham ... I find the whole idea to be quite reprehensible.
miss darrow ... i've been thinking. i would very much like to dedicate this motion picture to the memory of your father. it's a great shame he wasn't able to join us on this adventure. truly a wonderful man.	I thought that with your assistance we could have the premiere at the Albert Hall. We'll take out a full page ad in Variety - "The Lord Darrow Benefit screening". We'll invite the King of England - hell, we'll get the whole Royal Family along! It'd be good for them and good for us!
it's ... lovely.	Miss Darrow ... I've been thinking. I would very much like to dedicate this motion picture to the memory of your father. It's a great shame he wasn't able to join us on this adventure. Truly a wonderful man.
i hope it fits ... mrs denham's a big lady.	It's ... lovely.
can i see the map? my father spoke of references to a beast god ...	Kong is a myth, nothing but a native superstition, Miss Darrow. All we're going to find on that island are some primitive people in grass skirts. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm trying to reduce my handicap.
there's no hard feelings, mr denham! i just want to come to the island with you!	Does this look like the "Queen Mary"?? We don't take passengers! Full steam ahead, Captain Engelhorn!
you're outta your depth here, miss darrow!	There's no hard feelings, Mr Denham! I just want to come to the island with you!
i'm coming onboard! throw down a ladder!	You're outta your depth here, Miss Darrow!
hi - carl denham. i'm a big admirer of your work, sir. i've loved all your discoveries. i really want to work closely with you on this incredible find. it'll be good for you and good for me.	Look Mr Denham - you're not welcome here. Just pack up your cameras and go.
oh god, it's that bloody yank!	Now now, Ann! Try be to polite.
father it's somewhere south-west of here - we need to inform the museum ...  organize an expedition -	All in due course, Ann. Our first responsibility is to get these artifacts safely back to London.
out! out! all of you! we have been issued with an exclusive permit -	Father ... Father!
father!	These are priceless artifacts! They're ruining the site!
i photographed it extensively, father.	Photography teaches you nothing, Ann! Click! One second and you've seen all you're going to see. I want you sitting here with your paper and pencils ... I want to see every chisel mark reproduced with painstaking accuracy. Understand the carving and you will understand the people! That Ann, is the key to archaeology.
now look at this fine example of early hindu art ... i don't recall any sketches of this passing across my desk ...	I photographed it extensively, father.
a neolithic bronze ... reminiscent of the nias island cultures ... it ' s very curious. defiantly pagan. the use of ivory for the spear is quite unique ... what do you think?	I think you're trying to run before you can walk, Ann.
what have you got there?	A Neolithic bronze ... Reminiscent of the Nias Island cultures ... It ' s very curious. Defiantly Pagan. The use of ivory for the spear is quite unique ... What do you think?
ann ... ann!	It' s alright Jack ... it' s alright.
take to look out there ..- have you seen what he's done? you're talking about a crazy animal!	You're the animals - all of you!
he's gonna die! they'll kill him!	Take to look out there ..- Have you seen what he's done? You're talking about a crazy animal!
come on, come on! we gotta keep moving!	He's gonna die! They'll kill him!
jesus christ ! how could you do this to him? how could you do this?	Come on, come on! We gotta keep moving!
barricade the gates! quick!	Jack!...  Jack!
i'm not sailing with this thing on board!	No! Don't!
give it back!	I'm not sailing with this thing on board!
this shit is bad luck! don't you understand? you treat it like a game - two men have already died!	Give it back!
jack! this is the archeological find of the century!	This shit is bad luck! Don't you understand? You treat it like a game - two men have already died!
oh jesus ... you took it.	Jack! This is the archeological find of the century!
ann ... you're father is dead. you have nothing to prove anymore.	Oh Jesus ... you took it.
but . . . we can' t jack, i need time to collect artifacts ... make sketches ... gather evidential information.	Ann ... you're father is dead. You have nothing to prove anymore.
we're leaving.	But . . . we can' t Jack, I need time to collect artifacts ... make sketches ... gather evidential information.
jack!	We're leaving.
it's the same image - kong!	Leave it, Ann.
there's a light up ahead.	Sun's coming up ...  We've been in the fog for six hours.
i can't imagine you crying.	Relax ... it was fifteen years ago. I don't do it now.
it's ok.i know what you were feeling.	I can't imagine you crying.
i want to thank you.	It's ok.I know what you were feeling.
i don't know what happened to you, jack ... but i can't believe you were always this much of a bastard.	When this boat finally reaches Jakata, I'll be first off. You'll never see me again ... and believe me - that day cannot come soon enough. I've got no problem with you ignoring me for the rest of the voyage.
yeah! life's looking pretty damn good at the moment.	I don't know what happened to you, Jack ... but I can't believe you were always this much of a bastard.
can you fly?	Are you kidding?! That heap of junk will never leave the ground!
there's nothing fast enough to catch that. forget it. it's over.	I not doing this for me, Jack! It's for my father. This is possibly the greatest anthropological discovery of the last two hundred years! It belongs to him! I'm going to that island ... nothing's going to stop me!
where do i charter a boat?	There's nothing fast enough to catch that. Forget it. It's over.
i'm sorry ...	No!
god, you're so obnoxious! our work happens to be of great anthropological value!	Value? ... Value?
do they have him on display at the weekends?	God, you're so obnoxious! Our work happens to be of great anthropological value!
how dare you? my father is the british museum's most respected archeologist!	Do they have him on display at the weekends?
holy god! the mummy walks!	How dare you? My father is the British Museum's most respected archeologist!
you - calling me a thief? well, that's great, coming from a glorified grave robber! you break into the tomb of some dead egyptian - the poor guy's happily enjoying the afterlife when suddenly his shit gets stolen by a bunch of light fingered limeys!	Tell me, Mr Driscoll - is it a requirement of the forestry business that you have to be as thick as the trees you cut down?
no, it's not ok! we're not about to be robbed blind by some two-bit hustler on the make!	You - calling me a thief? Well, that's great, coming from a glorified grave robber! You break into the tomb of some dead Egyptian - the poor guy's happily enjoying the afterlife when suddenly his shit gets stolen by a bunch of light fingered limeys!
i just wanna deal with the boss, ok?	No, it's not ok! We're not about to be robbed blind by some two-bit hustler on the make!
he's grubbing for money, father.	I just wanna deal with the boss, ok?
they' re dead.	Oh my God ... Ann?
just take it easy .-- where are the others?	They' re dead.
they're stoking the boilers. as soon as we've got some steam, we're outta here.	We should never have come! I pay you good money, only to have my life endangered. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!
i guess that answers your questions. there's no island on these co- ordinates - not even a lousy fog-bank.	Well, that was a monumental waste of time! I pay good money, only to be taken on some wild goose chase!  I made the mistake of trusting my idiot translator!
i'm chartering this vessel,engelhorn - how many days?	Two... maybe three.
there's no island there. we're wasting our time!	I'm chartering this vessel,Engelhorn - how many days?
i tell you it doesn't exist!	We need those co-ordinates -someone's gotta get back there and jot the rest of it down
what a climax to the film - the first white men to set foot on ...  "skull island"  twentieth century man comes face to face with a ... a ... naked stone age tribe!	I tell you it doesn't exist!
look, i've sailed these waters for twenty-seven years ... there's no island like that around here.	What a climax to the film - The first white men to set foot on ...  "Skull Island"  Twentieth Century man comes face to face with a ... a ... naked stone age tribe!
man eater!!!	A man eater! Fantastic!  Making history, Herb
we are a very modest and deeply religious people, mr denham.	That's too bad.
native costume?	Y'know ... traditional ceremonies where the woman ... divest themselves of their undergarments.
tell me mr ginting - are there any parts of your country where people still wear ... native costume?	Native costume?
exotic lands, primitive people, dangerous animals ... that's what the public expect from a carl denham picture! lead us into the mountains, sir!	The mountains?
you are most kind. we will be proud to assist you!	Exotic lands, primitive people, dangerous animals ... That's what the public expect from a Carl Denham picture! Lead us into the mountains, Sir!
we offer ourselves at your service, mr denham!	And I appreciate that so much, I really do - a sentiment that will be shared by audiences across America when they view my latest documentary sensation "Indonesia ...Hell Hole of the World". Ernie Hemmingway's agreed to write the narration. We're going out through Universal ... Laemmale's promised me fifteen hundred screens.
pleased to meet you ... hi, bow's it going? pleased to meet you! hi, carl denham ... how's it going?	We offer ourselves at your service, Mr Denham!
it must have been terrifying?	Yeah.
yeah.	It must have been terrifying?
did you fear for your life?	Yeah.
are you nervous jack?	Nab- Let's get it over with.
haven't seen her - not since we got back.	She's got a bit of an attitude, that girl. She's turned down a bunch of money. Too bad ... it would've been a great angle - "Beauty and the Beast".  I must be getting old - I thought you two had something going there.
how about ann? is she going with you?	Haven't seen her - not since we got back.
not me. thought i'd head out west ... get into some redwood country.	How about Ann? Is she going with you?
denham! go back to the wall ... tell'em to give me twelve hours to get back with ann!	I can't get back to the wall! I'll get eaten!
what?	The girl's dead, Driscoll. There's no point continuing on.
i'm calling a wrap. we're heading back to the ship.	What?
set up the camera boys! get a shot of me comin' ashore!	Forget it, Denham ... for Godssake
they were just tasting the berries.	Yeah? ... Well, I gave 'em a taste of American lead ... and I don't see 'em coming back for seconds!
) they are now.	They were just tasting the berries.
hey! i thought these things were supposed to be extinct!	) They are now.
that's your monkey, denham.	Kong ...
holy shit! look at the size of that!	That's your monkey, Denham.
jack ... you get to save the girl and i get my third act! it's gonna be good for you and good for me!	You better not slow us down, Denham!
listen buddy! cut the crap! we're looking for ann, not making a goddamn movie!	Jack ... You get to save the girl and I get my third act! It's gonna be good for you and good for me!
what was it, jack?	An ape ... some kind of ape.
yeah, i saw her ... she was carried into the jungle by ... an animal.	What was it, Jack?
did you see her?	Yeah, I saw her ... she was carried into the jungle by ... an animal.
compassion.	What's compassion, mister.
what's that?	Compassion.
coz of something i lost.	What's that?
why?	Coz of something I lost.
yeah.	Why?
are you gonna start it up?	Yeah.
what about him? yes.	Did he come around often?
arlyn, just tell me, did jane have a dumper, one of her regular johns?	What about him? Yes.
please, if he sees you, he won't come!	Arlyn, just tell me, did Jane have a dumper, one of her regular Johns?
honey, a couple of years ago, with jane and frankie? -- jane sent me a dumper --	Please, if he sees you, he won't come!
arlyn, he just wanted to ask some questions -- something you could help us about.	Can't you see I'm strung out?  Please, we're waiting for it -- he's got to have it!
bree -- honey - please, we're waiting for someone.	Arlyn, he just wanted to ask some questions -- something you could help us about.
she was with you after she left frank.	Well she's not now.  I did everything for Arlyn. I loved Arlyn I took her right into my apartment, my own sweet apartment on First. But she wouldn't stay off it -- the junk -- and I wept and I pleaded and I held her in my arms - and she started taking things, my things, and selling them for horse. My clothes. We could've had everything together, everything -- and then the bitch sold my mink!
why? she's a junkie.	She was with you after she left Frank.
trina honey, he just wants to find arlyn page.	Why? She's a junkie.
oh you've got to. he does such fun things with imagery. and i've been reading the fall --  -- the fall by ahlbair camoo -- it's the same thing, you know the imagery --	Trina honey, he just wants to find Arlyn Page.
uh uh.	Oh you've got to. He does such fun things with imagery. And I've been reading The Fall --  -- The Fall by Ahlbair Camoo -- it's the same thing, you know the imagery --
oh yes mr. klute -- won't you both join me?  and how do you like our fair city? there's so much here don't you think? the museums and the books and the foreign films -- bree, have you seen the godard film?	Uh uh.
trina this is klute. i told you about him.	Oh yes Mr. Klute -- won't you both join me?  And how do you like our fair city? There's so much here don't you think? The museums and the books and the foreign films -- Bree, have you seen the Godard film?
yes?	And nobody could tell me who he was -- an exiled prince or a mercenary or a bullfighter or -- but I felt it stirring inside me, this -- this wild, pagan feeling --
not young; he wasn't young -- gray at the temples, he -- well actually he looked like you.	Yes?
please --	Not young; he wasn't young -- gray at the temples, he -- well actually he looked like you.
-- may i? it's so --	Please --
and then one night -- at the gaming tables -- well i just saw him. a stranger -- looking at me -- and i knew suddenly that all my life i'd been --	-- May I? It's so --
mm.	And then one night -- at the gaming tables -- well I just saw him. A stranger -- looking at me -- and I knew suddenly that all my life I'd been --
and cannes was quite fun, quite; and we played baccarat and chemindefer and there was a nice little italian marquis quite enthusiastic for me -- but a young man can be so silly --	Mm.
yes?	And Cannes was quite fun, quite; and we played baccarat and chemindefer and there was a nice little Italian marquis quite enthusiastic for me -- but a young man can be so silly --
well -- well i'm just back. and -- i must tell you -- something quite wonderful.	Yes?
sure dear, yes.	Well -- well I'm just back. And -- I must tell you -- something quite wonderful.
it's good to see you. well -- could we do it first and then just talk?	Sure dear, yes.
enjoy.  well --	It's good to see you. Well -- could we do it first and then just talk?
didn't want you.	I said that.  Well, so you have a choice. You can either feel lonely -- you know, the hate -- or --  So you take a call and go to a hotel room and there's some John you've never seen before, but he wants you. He must, he's paying for it.  And usually they're nervous and that's all right, too, because you're not; you know this thing. And then for a while, boy, they really pay attention, you're all there is.  And it's not real and you don't have to even like them -- you can even hate them, it's all right, it safe -- you know?
the truth is i hate them: they must hate me. all right, the money.  all right, not the money. a kind of put-on. it gets things back together.  well let's say i'd go to one of these cattle-calls, a tryout. i mean before -- before i got this job -- and they'd always say thank you very much and i'd feel, you know, brought down. they didn't want me.	Didn't want you.
you think people hate you.	The truth is I hate them: they must hate me. All right, the money.  All right, not the money. A kind of put-on. It gets things back together.  Well let's say I'd go to one of these cattle-calls, a tryout. I mean before -- before I got this job -- and they'd always say thank you very much and i'd feel, you know, brought down. They didn't want me.
well it's more than loneliness. hate. people hating me -- and watching me and following and waiting to hurt me -- you know? i'm all screwed up.	You think people hate you.
sorry.	Well it's more than loneliness. Hate. People hating me -- and watching me and following and waiting to hurt me -- you know? I'm all screwed up.
do you always have to repeat?	Sorry.
don't belong?	Do you always have to repeat?
all right. loneliness.  well -- separated. from other people. forgotten.  well, as if i can be here, i can go through the motions, right? but the truth is, i don't belong.	Don't belong?
i do not love him.	You've spent your life avoiding this. You'll try hard to deny it; you're quite likely to destroy it.
maybe this wasn't just a trick. maybe you're in danger of real love, real involve --	I do not love him.
guess!	Maybe this wasn't just a trick. Maybe you're in danger of real love, real involve --
i'd just be guessing.	Guess!
i know: it's ridiculous. but it's tearing me up and i don't know why. and look, all right, i came here didn't i? and if i have to, i'll keep coming here, the works, and talk about my mummy and my daddy and i'll even pay for it, but will you kindly for god's sakes say something?	I'd just be guessing.
look. i almost killed my -- i almost killed someone.	Well I'm certain Doctor Spangler will want to talk with you; excuse me.
yes indeed.	Look. I almost killed my -- I almost killed someone.
look -- could i use your phone?	Yes indeed.
well i have to close up now.	Look -- could I use your phone?
no.	Well I have to close up now.
-- i have to close up now. leave your name and number with his message service, mrs. daniel, and why don't you just go home and wait until he --	No.
like for you to look for the man.	Grunemann? I've looked at him a --
oh no.	Like for you to look for the man.
here please.	Oh no.
i don't have to look at anything. i don't have --	Here please.
from the beginning i don't know why the hell he's messin with you. if he was me he'd know better. if he was even a city boy he'd know better. you're a whore miss daniel, that's the truth of it, right? now somethin i'd like you to look at.	I don't have to look at anything. I don't have --
is that what he set me up for? everything he's told me from the beginning? -- don't worry, don't --	From the beginning I don't know why the hell he's messin with you. If he was me he'd know better. If he was even a city boy he'd know better. You're a whore Miss Daniel, that's the truth of it, right? Now somethin I'd like you to look at.
no, that's not --	Is that what he set me up for? Everything he's told me from the beginning? -- don't worry, don't --
what was better? i made better bait?	No, that's not --
i guess he figured it was better.	What was better? I made better bait?
is that why klute didn't tell me?	I guess he figured it was better.
we don't want to just lock him up; we want a conviction, we wanted him to do something more.	Is that why Klute didn't tell me?
why isn't he locked up?	We don't want to just lock him up; we want a conviction, we wanted him to do something more.
well we're pretty --	Why isn't he locked up?
you said someone killed them, you said you know who, you said that.	Well we're pretty --
now there's a picture i'd like you to --	You said someone killed them, you said you know who, you said that.
arlyn and jane commited suicide. he said they commited suicide.	Now there's a picture I'd like you to --
no, not grunemann. he's dead. the man that killed him -- also prob'ly jane mckenna, also arlyn page.	Arlyn and Jane commited suicide. He said they commited suicide.
so do i.	No, not Grunemann. He's dead. The man that killed him -- also prob'ly Jane McKenna, also Arlyn Page.
a few more days. we know who did this.	So do I.
oh well that shouldn't take you more than another, oh, two and a half or three years, should it?	A few more days. We know who did this.
miss daniel, be sensible, you find another place till we get things cleaned up.	Oh well that shouldn't take you more than another, oh, two and a half or three years, should it?
oh no, i don't think --	Tell me. I'll listen.  I just want you to tell me.
i said yes, i see.	Oh no, I don't think --
excuse me miss daniel?	I said yes, I see.
i'm sorry, i'm just frightened. yes.	Excuse me Miss Daniel?
tom grunemann discovered me -- we were here on business together, he discovered me with jane mckenna. then i suppose it was the -- the contempt i saw in his face and the certainty that sooner or later he'd use it against me. within the company. i endured that as long as i could, do you see?	I'm sorry, I'm just frightened. Yes.
if you'll let me go i could tell them what --	Tom Grunemann discovered me -- we were here on business together, he discovered me with Jane McKenna. Then I suppose it was the -- the contempt I saw in his face and the certainty that sooner or later he'd use it against me. Within the Company. I endured that as long as I could, do you see?
it puzzles me so badly. i've done terrible things but i can't consider myself a terrible man. i've killed three people and i'd still want to say it was accident, do you see?	If you'll let me go I could tell them what --
will you let me go then?	It puzzles me so badly. I've done terrible things but I can't consider myself a terrible man. I've killed three people and I'd still want to say it was accident, do you see?
i'm not going to hurt you, absolutely, i'm not.	Will you let me go then?
yes.	Then it doesn't matter what I do any more, does it?
no, you're frightened, you're pretending. well -- klute knows about me then. does everybody know, can you tell me?	Yes.
yes -- jane mckenna's book -- i could make a phone call.	No, you're frightened, you're pretending. Well -- Klute knows about me then. Does everybody know, can you tell me?
you have no idea what i'm talking about.	Yes -- Jane McKenna's book -- I could make a phone call.
-- yes.	All right, then, an ordinary matter. I'm a quite well off man, I have a -- position to respect. I would feel personally uncomfortable to be connected with a -- certain kind of woman, I'm sure you understand. Do you? Well I'd like to buy Jane McKenna's book.
-- we can talk --	-- Yes.
yes -- all right --	-- We can talk --
can't we talk together reasonably, just -- ordinarily?  i know you're expecting some kind of -- extravagant behavior, but believe me -- do you believe me? --	Yes -- all right --
can i carry something for you, to the car?  will you kiss me?	No. I'm sore.
can you use these?	Can I carry something for you, to the car?  Will you kiss me?
you don't believe that either, do you? why can't you see my side?	Can you use these?
ok.	You don't believe that either, do you? Why can't you see my side?
look, why should it be yes or no? can't we keep it going and see? i mean we can keep in touch and visit each other and see. people do that, that's realistic.	OK.
what?	Doesn't scare me. I think we could handle it.
they don't scare me any more.	What?
how can you not think so? you know the things i can do.	They don't scare me any more.
i don't think so.	How can you not think so? You know the things I can do.
look at me. i'm pretty and sort of clever and very well intentioned, and dear god i'd tear your heart out!	I don't think so.
about what?	Look at me. I'm pretty and sort of clever and very well intentioned, and dear God I'd tear your heart out!
look -- yes. i mean thanks, but -- don't you think we better be realistic?	About what?
you could at least look at me!	Look -- yes. I mean thanks, but -- don't you think we better be realistic?
i am.	You could at least look at me!
you wanted to, or you are?	I am.
no. i was going to come up. i wanted to ask you to marry me.	You wanted to, or you are?
well suppose i hadn't come downstairs. would you just have folded up and sneaked away?	No. I was going to come up. I wanted to ask you to marry me.
you're going back?	Mm.
mm.	You're going back?
oh.  well it wasn't us city people that did it -- your fine rosy-cheeked country boy.	Mm.
i got a call from ross this morning. cable owned a plot of woodland -- he'd go there on weekends. they found tom grunemann's body buried there. they've notified his wife.	Oh.  Well it wasn't us city people that did it -- your fine rosy-cheeked country boy.
please. i said i don't want you to do this.	Trask said I should move. Let's not make a thing of it.
hey -- look officer -- i can explain everything. it was just -- you know, everything all of a --	Trask wants to talk with you.
why couldn't you stay here with me?	Because I didn't want to be touched! I didn't think you'd get that!
how do you know how bad it was?	Why couldn't you stay here with me?
bree, what's actually happened? it wasn't that bad.	How do you know how bad it was?
maybe i wasn't there when you called.	Bree, what's actually happened? It wasn't that bad.
i called trina.	Maybe I wasn't there when you called.
with trina.	I called Trina.
where'd you spend last night?	With Trina.
oh zippidy-doo, they'll find my fingerprints.  can i go in? i need some stuff.	Where'd you spend last night?
those were police laboratory people, they've been over the apartment.	Oh zippidy-doo, they'll find my fingerprints.  Can I go in? I need some stuff.
ah, schmendrick -- what's the scam?	Those were police laboratory people, they've been over the apartment.
go down in my room.	You said it was over, right? You said not to worry any more, all over, right?
right back at the start, right?	Go down in my room.
bree --	Right back at the start, right?
my god, i thought it was over. and here i am, daddy, right back at the start.	Bree --
listen to me: it's all right. i've been expecting something.	My God, I thought it was over. And here I am, daddy, right back at the start.
oh look what he did in them.	Drop it.
oh jesus. oh jesus.	Don't touch anything.
hell there's nothing so mysterious about the square life.	Oh Jesus. Oh Jesus.
i was wondering what that was.	Hell there's nothing so mysterious about the square life.
you and i -- a relationship.	I was wondering what that was.
what?	You and I -- a relationship.
spangler says we have a relationship.	What?
what am i supposed to say?	Well, I told him I wouldn't - uh - go there any more.  I know it's tough to understand, but it wasn't easy. You see, he was nice to me. I mean, it wasn't just him. I got something out of it too I guess. Anyway, I told him I wouldn't go there anymore.
is that all you have to say?	What am I supposed to say?
yeah.	Is that all you have to say?
i saw mr. faber.  you remember mr. faber, don't you?	Yeah.
oh boy, say, you think you're pretty good.	Yup.
no, not just 'mm'. you don't know what i --	Oh boy, say, you think you're pretty good.
mm.	No, not just 'mm'. You don't know what I --
i am scared. the things i do. the things i could do to you.	Mm.
i'm still scared.  i mean different but still.  look, i made it very clear from the start, you're a yokel, you don't excite me, you don't even interest me, and so i only have one question which is what the hell are you doing in my bed?	My bed.
no.  well all right. but you want to and i want you to and we both know it and all right.	I don't like getting splashed.
we did this before.	No.  Well all right. But you want to and I want you to and we both know it and all right.
please.	We did this before.
no, you can find some other way.  explain it to me. bree, show me any sense to --	You get the Christ out! You dumb stupid bastard, you don't know anything, you square, you get out! I don't have to show you anything; you get out!
arlyn was a junkie; i'm not on junk!	No, you can find some other way.  Explain it to me. Bree, show me any sense to --
no, no you're right, i'm sorry. he uses women; he lets them kill themselves. is that how you want it?	Arlyn was a junkie; I'm not on junk!
no.	No, no you're right, I'm sorry. He uses women; he lets them kill themselves. Is that how you want it?
you're right, i don't understand. explain it to me.  you were scared. arlyn page, that scared you. well it should; that's death. so what did you do, you ran straight for it, death. ligourin kills women.	No.
i told you before, you wouldn't understand.	You're right, I don't understand. Explain it to me.  You were scared. Arlyn Page, that scared you. Well it should; that's death. So what did you do, you ran straight for it, death. Ligourin kills women.
ligourin: how could you do it?	I told you before, you wouldn't understand.
i don't get you.	Ligourin: How could you do it?
how can you do it to yourself?	I don't get you.
what if i go out on tricks - you wanna come along? you could sit and read the national geographic.	How can you do it to yourself?
just let me know when you are going out and where --	What if i go out on tricks - you wanna come along? You could sit and read the National Geographic.
why?	Just let me know when you are going out and where --
the next few weeks i would like to know where you are all the time.	Why?
thanks for the jolly news. i thought maybe you'd left town by now. you kind of just disappeared. but you boys from tuscarora have a habit of disappearing, don't you?	The next few weeks I would like to know where you are all the time.
the same as jane mckenna.	Thanks for the jolly news. I thought maybe you'd left town by now. You kind of just disappeared. But you boys from Tuscarora have a habit of disappearing, don't you?
how?	The same as Jane McKenna.
i thought you ought to know, arlyn page is dead.	How?
-- then you don't need me.	But if it's someone else I do.
if arlyn page is living with tom grunemann --	-- Then you don't need me.
what the hell do you think's the matter.  i could wait for you someplace.	If Arlyn Page is living with Tom Grunemann --
what's the matter?	What the hell do you think's the matter.  I could wait for you someplace.
i can make that in a lunch break!  look, hiram, you're sure it isn't just me? -- you decided you liked it, after all, the other night; you'll hang around for seconds?	Don't worry.
you could help me find her. you know the people.  i'll pay you a hundred dollars.	I can make that in a lunch break!  Look, Hiram, you're sure it isn't just me? -- you decided you liked it, after all, the other night; you'll hang around for seconds?
arlyn had a very big habit - heroin - she's the one who started frank. she's strung out now; you won't find her.	You could help me find her. You know the people.  I'll pay you a hundred dollars.
then maybe arlyn page knew the dumper too.	Arlyn had a very big habit - heroin - she's the one who started Frank. She's strung out now; you won't find her.
frankie kept them in the same apartment: it cut his travel-time.	Then maybe Arlyn Page knew the Dumper too.
did she and jane mckenna know each other?	Frankie kept them in the same apartment: it cut his travel-time.
arlyn page.	Did she and Jane McKenna know each other?
i've checked the records of jane mckenna's death -- i can't get anything special. but frank ligourin had another girl you said, besides mckenna and you.	Arlyn Page.
when?	I've checked the records of Jane McKenna's death -- I can't get anything special. But Frank Ligourin had another girl you said, besides McKenna and you.
you asked if there was anything more you could help me with.	When?
thanks.	Well what're you down about? You mean because you didn't get me there?  You can't expect that. I mean Frank, yes, he'd get me there all the time -- but never with a John.
what's the matter hon? you were great. terrific. a tiger.	Thanks.
bree -- thanks -- i don't want to.	Oh don't be all hypocrite. Or do you really like other kicks? Is it more just having power over someone? -- so you don't really need to --
mm.	So you're not too different from him, or the chap on the roof, or Tommy-baby --
ezra, i'm lots better than you're used to. tell me -- the other night, watching me with mr. faber -- wasn't your tongue a little bit hanging out?	Mm.
not much point to this, is there?	Ezra, I'm lots better than you're used to. Tell me -- the other night, watching me with Mr. Faber -- wasn't your tongue a little bit hanging out?
oh, don't be a doo-doo.	Not much point to this, is there?
it got lonely upstairs. there's someone on the roof.	Oh, don't be a doo-doo.
it's kind of late.	It got lonely upstairs. There's someone on the roof.
oh. no. not that way. i'd say it was more -- i don't know --  -- too bad? pathetic?	Goodbye.
-- us city folks? the sin, the glitter, the wickedness?	Oh. No. Not that way. I'd say it was more -- I don't know --  -- too bad? Pathetic?
yeah, you got to me.	-- Us city folks? The sin, the glitter, the wickedness?
hey, but did we get to you, klute? a little?	Yeah, you got to me.
well --	Hey, but did we get to you, Klute? A little?
oh -- wait -- oh i get it. you said that just to keep me scared. so i'd tell you everything i -- oh clever; oh you smart, tricky hick.	Well --
no, i said what did you think.	Oh -- wait -- oh I get it. You said that just to keep me scared. So I'd tell you everything I -- oh clever; oh you smart, tricky hick.
you said it was!	No, I said what did you think.
and i don't think that was tom.	You said it was!
what do i do meanwhile? -- wait for that clown to fall through the skylight on me?	And I don't think that was Tom.
try some other ways.	What do I do meanwhile? -- wait for that clown to fall through the skylight on me?
what're you gonna do next?	Try some other ways.
i don't see anything, do you?	What're you gonna do next?
is there anything more i could --	I don't see anything, do you?
you told me what you could. i guess i'm through with your part of it.	Is there anything more I could --
oh golly, oh just what i've always dreamed of, dirty phone calls.  how come?	You told me what you could. I guess I'm through with your part of it.
you said you wanted these.	Oh golly, oh just what I've always dreamed of, dirty phone calls.  How come?
i thought you were going back to the apartment.	You said you wanted these.
well -- she's dead.	I thought you were going back to the apartment.
it was jane mckenna who sent you the dumper.	Well -- she's dead.
about the dumper, didn't he tell you that?	It was Jane McKenna who sent you the dumper.
it didn't go anywhere.  but that's not why --	About the dumper, didn't he tell you that?
didn't he tell you what you wanted?	It didn't go anywhere.  But that's not why --
no.	Didn't he tell you what you wanted?
did you like my friend frankie?	No.
what did you expect? frankie still has a good string, three girls. figure three hundred a week from each.	Is that what you gave him?
he never told me.	Well, let's go down and ask him.
do you know where he got the dumper?	He never told me.
you asked me where i got that date with the dumper -- frank sent me on it.	Do you know where he got the dumper?
maybe, if you tell me the things you haven't.	You asked me where I got that date with the dumper -- Frank sent me on it.
can't you get him?	Maybe, if you tell me the things you haven't.
what do you think?	Can't you get him?
well do you think it was him?	What do you think?
rounds, what are they? -- don't watch me, keep talking.	You go see agents -- or Equity calls, open casting calls. And ad agencies -- commercials -- you don't get work, you just go around.
i go on rounds.	Rounds, what are they? -- don't watch me, keep talking.
tell me about acting -- what are you doing tomorrow -- where do you go?	I go on rounds.
you've changed your mind? you do want to play?	I don't want you to look up. There's someone on the skylight.
i thought you could trick me for those tapes. don't you get lonely in that little green room? or let me get you someone; i have terrific friends, wild.	No thanks.
-- ok?	I thought you could trick me for those tapes. Don't you get lonely in that little green room? Or let me get you someone; I have terrific friends, wild.
what? this?	-- OK?
tell me about frank ligourin.	Mm? Oh, he was my old man. We broke up.
gee i hope this doesn't make my cold any worse.	Tell me about Frank Ligourin.
ok.	Gee I hope this doesn't make my cold any worse.
-- you perverted hypocrite square bastards.	OK.
-- you want to wear women's clothes, or you get off ripping things --	-- you perverted hypocrite square bastards.
-- ok --	-- You want to wear women's clothes, or you get off ripping things --
klute, tell me, what's your bag? are you a talker, or a button man or a doubler, or maybe you like them very young -- children -- or get your chest walked around with high-heeled shoes, or have us watch you tinkle? or --	-- OK --
look, i'm sure this'll amuse you too. ilia trying to get away from all that.	What about the old gentleman the other night, Mr. Faber?
i have some names the police gave me. frank ligourin. will you tell me what --	Look, I'm sure this'll amuse you too. Ilia trying to get away from all that.
you're very square. pimps don't get you dates, cookie; they just take the money.	I have some names the police gave me. Frank Ligourin. Will you tell me what --
how else do you meet them? pimps?	You're very square. Pimps don't get you dates, cookie; they just take the money.
how would i remember?	How else do you meet them? Pimps?
is that how you met the dumper? -- someone else gave --	How would I remember?
most of them.	Is that how you met the Dumper? -- Someone else gave --
is that how you get most of your dates? someone gives your name to someone else?	Most of them.
what about the other things you've reported? --  -- being followed on the --	Look -- I'm sorry -- I've led everybody wrong. I mean yes, I get those feelings, but that's just me, that's just feelings.  I'm sure this will amuse you; I'm scared of the dark. And sometimes I get shook up, I hear people or -- well, I'll come out in the morning and think someone's been prying at my mailbox, or there's a little -- trash outside my door and I wonder if someone left it there for -- do you see? -- things other people wouldn't even notice. Well that's not real, it's just nerves; it's got nothing to do with --
just phone calls, right? they ring, you answer, they don't say anything, just blank. kids getting kicks. burglars looking for an empty apartment. i mean there is nothing that proves --	What about the other things you've reported? --  -- being followed on the --
everything that's happened since tom grunemann disappeared. the phone calls and the --	Just phone calls, right? They ring, you answer, they don't say anything, just blank. Kids getting kicks. Burglars looking for an empty apartment. I mean there is nothing that proves --
what about everything since?	Everything that's happened since Tom Grunemann disappeared. The phone calls and the --
well could i have them back now hon? -- those tape recordings you've got downstairs -- ok? -- and if you want you can have a good time and i'll have a good time and--	What about everything since?
but you can't say that dumper was tom grunemann.	I can't say he was anybody!
nothing. except he wasn't kidding. usually it's a fakeout, you probably know. they pretend to tie you up, and you wear a dress with a cloth belt and they pretend to whip you or you --  hell it's their money. i'll hang from the shower rod and whistle maytime. except this guy was really tripped out on it; he --	But you can't say that Dumper was Tom Grunemann.
what?  what do you remember about that -- dumper?	Nothing. Except he wasn't kidding. Usually it's a fakeout, you probably know. They pretend to tie you up, and you wear a dress with a cloth belt and they pretend to whip you or you --  Hell it's their money. I'll hang from the shower rod and whistle Maytime. Except this guy was really tripped out on it; he --
you remind me of my uncle.	What?  What do you remember about that -- dumper?
-- tuscarora --	All right, yes, I had been. Those sick, wild letters -- I'm watching you, gonna follow you, gonna punish you, kill you et cetera. Well, they said, all right that's Grunemann. So try to remember when you and he - when -- well I don't know, there was that dumper once, he sounded like that dumper --  Dumpers; they get their kicks beating you up. A man hired me once, then tried to really kill me - that'd be about two years ago.
a name. grunemann. nothing. and they showed me pictures like this and they meant nothing. then they asked me, well had i been getting letters, from someone out there in cabbageville --	-- Tuscarora --
company outing or picnic or something like that.	Isn't that sweet.  Well it could be any one of them bubi; I get to see them all.
could i ask some questions?	Or you'll get me shoved back in the brig you mean; another month with the bull-dykes.
if i was taking calls full time would i be living in this kip? i'd be back on park avenue; i could support the whole national guard!	Could I ask some questions?
no, i'm look --	If I was taking calls full time would I be living in this kip? I'd be back on Park Avenue; I could support the whole National Guard!
is it the shakedown hon? you picked a loser, i just don't have it.	No, I'm look --
and you just want to ask me a few questions?	Mm.
mm.	And you just want to ask me a few questions?
you're not police or fbi; you're just a private investigator?	Mm.
dew yew hayuv ah-dentifikyshun?	You're not police or FBI; you're just a private investigator?
will you let me ask you some questions?	Dew yew hayuv ah-dentifikyshun?
honest?	Will you let me ask you some questions?
you know what i'm talking about. miss daniel.	Honest?
why?	You know what I'm talking about. Miss Daniel.
he was a research engineer at the tuscarora laboratories in pennsylvania. he disappeared from there last april. i've been hired to look for him.	Why?
gee.	He was a research engineer at the Tuscarora Laboratories in Pennsylvania. He disappeared from there last April. I've been hired to look for him.
tom grunemann. he wrote you some letters.	Gee.
who?	Tom Grunemann. He wrote you some letters.
i'm an investigator. i'd like to ask you some questions about tom grunemann.	Who?
you said that.	I'm an investigator. I'd like to ask you some questions about Tom Grunemann.
my name's john klute.	You said that.
what about?	My name's John Klute.
what is it?	Miss Daniel? My name is Klute -- John Klute --
well --	Tomorrow. See you tomorrow night.
no, i'd -- like to be in on it.	Well --
just send me a money order.	No, I'd -- like to be in on it.
suppose i meet you there a half hour before.	Just send me a money order.
tomorrow evening, nine. east river drive and 73rd street.	Suppose I meet you there a half hour before.
i can talk it over; possibly i can get the money. when are you meeting the man?	Tomorrow evening, nine. East River Drive and 73rd Street.
klute, the company's interest is tom grunemann. solely and exclusively. you say you can't find tom; all right, i'll see that you're paid off; the case is closed.	All right, but I'm going to see that list.
it probably has the dumper's name. it might give us some kind of new lead.  i want a look at it anyhow.	Klute, the Company's interest is Tom Grunemann. Solely and exclusively. You say you can't find Tom; all right, I'll see that you're paid off; the case is closed.
no. it's ridiculous. this has nothing to do with tom grunemann.	It probably has the Dumper's name. It might give us some kind of new lead.  I want a look at it anyhow.
will the company put up five hundred dollars to get jane mckenna's list of clients?	No. It's ridiculous. This has nothing to do with Tom Grunemann.
i can't follow you.	Will the Company put up five hundred dollars to get Jane McKenna's list of clients?
i'm meeting a man tomorrow night. he wants to meet me on east-river drive -- he wants five hundred dollars for the book. can you get that for me pete?	I can't follow you.
you were hired to look for tom.	I'm meeting a man tomorrow night. He wants to meet me on East-River Drive -- he wants five hundred dollars for the book. Can you get that for me Pete?
call-girls generally keep a book, you know, a list of their clients. sometimes, if a girl retires, she'll even sell it worth good money. jane mckenna had a black book; when she died it was stolen. i've been after it a long time.	You were hired to look for Tom.
what?	Call-girls generally keep a book, you know, a list of their clients. Sometimes, if a girl retires, she'll even sell it worth good money. Jane McKenna had a black book; when she died it was stolen. I've been after it a long time.
pete, i've got a chance to buy jane mckenna's black book.	What?
you were hired to look for tom, not someone.	Pete, I've got a chance to buy Jane McKenna's black book.
someone's been doing all these things.	You were hired to look for Tom, not someone.
you said he was no possible connection with tom. the page girl told you that, not tom.	Someone's been doing all these things.
dumper, the man bree daniel mentioned and arlyn page knew and jane mckenna knew.	You said he was no possible connection with Tom. The Page girl told you that, not Tom.
that who?	Dumper, the man Bree Daniel mentioned and Arlyn Page knew and Jane McKenna knew.
not too bad. this brings back that dumper in the picture.	That who?
you must be discouraged.	Not too bad. This brings back that Dumper in the picture.
no. no mistake pete. it doesn't prove who it was -- but proves it wasn't tom.	You must be discouraged.
some mistake perhaps that --	No. No mistake Pete. It doesn't prove who it was -- but proves it wasn't Tom.
not tom. whoever it was left a kind of souvenir, i told you, in her clothing. semen. the laboratory got a blood group reading from that. the man was blood type 0; tom was an ab.	Some mistake perhaps that --
it has to be tom. you said he ripped up his own pictures, he --	Not Tom. Whoever it was left a kind of souvenir, I told you, in her clothing. Semen. The laboratory got a blood group reading from that. The man was blood type 0; Tom was an AB.
it wasn't tom that broke in the room.	It has to be Tom. You said he ripped up his own pictures, he --
i'm sorry. i don't understand.	It wasn't Tom that broke in the room.
yeah. it wasn't tom.	I'm sorry. I don't understand.
you said trask was arranging laboratory work. police laboratory. anything from that?	Yeah. It wasn't Tom.
yeah, two things pete, that --	You said Trask was arranging laboratory work. Police laboratory. Anything from that?
i'm on my way to chicago. very important meeting tonight. well -- any new developments?	Yeah, two things Pete, that --
yeah.	I'm on my way to Chicago. Very important meeting tonight. Well -- any new developments?
i've been up country, you know my summer place, my camp. i don't even have a telephone there. this morning they sent a messenger out, that you'd been trying to call me.	Yeah.
well as a matter of --	I've been up country, you know my summer place, my camp. I don't even have a telephone there. This morning they sent a messenger out, that you'd been trying to call me.
i read your report. i had to go along with it -- the idea of this being a wild goose chase, tom being nowhere around --	Well as a matter of --
well there's a couple --	I read your report. I had to go along with it -- the idea of this being a wild goose chase, Tom being nowhere around --
sorry we had to meet here. but i'm pressed for time.	Well there's a couple --
how is it back there?	I think you're homesick.  I'll be out at my camp over the weekend. Nice right now, that touch of fall in the air, that skim of frost in the early mornings, very peaceful.  John, I'll be back here again Thursday; I'll be in touch. Lieutenant, thank you.
i'm flying back out to pennsylvania friday; i'll fill them in on things.	How is it back there?
you just finished telling me she had nothing to offer. not tom, you said, the dumper was clearly not tom.	It's got to make sense some way.
i could try arlyn page again. she saw much more of the dumper than bree daniel.	You just finished telling me she had nothing to offer. Not Tom, you said, the Dumper was clearly not Tom.
where, how?	I could try Arlyn Page again. She saw much more of the Dumper than Bree Daniel.
i better keep looking.	Where, how?
then, close the case.	I better keep looking.
it's where it doesn't get me. i've got nothing left that connects to anything.	Then, close the case.
all right, suppose it wasn't tom grunemann; where does that get you?	It's where it doesn't get me. I've got nothing left that connects to anything.
she wouldn't be reliable anyhow -- a narcotics addict.	I believed her, Pete.
thank you. goodbye, john.	Goodbye, Pete.
all right.	Thank you. Goodbye, John.
all right. all right --  john, just sit tight will you? i'll read your report, i'll discuss it with the others. i'll be back next thursday, we'll talk the whole thing over then. nothing til thursday, all right?	All right.
i wanted to give it to you first.	All right. All right --  John, just sit tight will you? I'll read your report, I'll discuss it with the others. I'll be back next Thursday, we'll talk the whole thing over then. Nothing til Thursday, all right?
do they have the report? have you discussed it with them?	I wanted to give it to you first.
it's in the report.	Do they have the report? Have you discussed it with them?
have you discussed this with them?	It's in the report.
no. they never did, really. but that's what i'm going to recommend. the next step. unless something --	Have you discussed this with them?
i'm sure the fbi and the police explored that possibility.	No. They never did, really. But that's what I'm going to recommend. The next step. Unless something --
what's in it?	I think Tom Grunemann's dead. I've been a lot of places - I've asked a lot of people. I've found no proof he's around. I've found no proof he was ever around.
would you like to know what's in it? the report.	What's in it?
it's not so bad.	Would you like to know what's in it? The report.
it's a beautiful day in tuscarora - i don't envy you that humidity in the city.	It's not so bad.
i'll be sending you on a report tonight.	It's a beautiful day in Tuscarora - I don't envy you that humidity in the city.
john, how are you?	I'll be sending you on a report tonight.
i'd like to talk with jane mckenna.	Would I be telling you all this? She copped out long ago. She committed suicide Baxter.
you don't tell them. that one of their own in-laws laid a dumper on them?  peace in the family.  beyond that, i don't know. all she wrote.	I'd like to talk with Jane McKenna.
why didn't you tell bree, afterwards?	You don't tell them. That one of their own in-laws laid a dumper on them?  Peace in the family.  Beyond that, I don't know. All she wrote.
ok and one of them  jane mckenna -- she blows a little jealous of bree - you know? -- bree comes first? and evidently she knew the freak --- that he was a dumper -- she conned me into passing him to bree, you know, so bree'd get hurt. i didn't know. till afterwards.	Why didn't you tell Bree, afterwards?
she told me.	OK and one of them  Jane McKenna -- she blows a little jealous of Bree - you know? -- Bree comes first? And evidently she knew the freak --- that he was a dumper -- she conned me into passing him to Bree, you know, so Bree'd get hurt. I didn't know. Till afterwards.
ok, a family matter. between the girls. i had two other cows --  -- two other girls besides bree.	She told me.
look -- dad -- i may stand better with the cops than you.	OK, a family matter. Between the girls. I had two other cows --  -- two other girls besides Bree.
they tell me you use narcotics. could i bring someone around to look at your arms?	Look -- dad -- I may stand better with the cops than you.
two years ago? sorry.	They tell me you use narcotics. Could I bring someone around to look at your arms?
i'm looking for a man. tom grunemann.  bree thinks he may have been the dumper -- that call she had two years ago. she says you sent her on it.	Two years ago? Sorry.
i'd like to make something clear. i don't go after a girl; a girl comes to me. her choice. right?	I'm looking for a man. Tom Grunemann.  Bree thinks he may have been the dumper -- that call she had two years ago. She says you sent her on it.
i've just got a few --	I'd like to make something clear. I don't go after a girl; a girl comes to me. Her choice. Right?
i've always respected bree.  i'd like to make something clear.	I've just got a few --
i think she's trying that.	Oh sure they try. The idea of a better life.  But they don't really know much about life: They get confused -- or scared or frustrated or bored -- they pop back to the one thing they can handle. The trick. The trick. Men in bed. Not men in general, not life, not love, not even real sex -- it avoids all that. Just the trick, the transaction.
no. she had every good intention of it -- coming to me as a private patient, getting out of the life, devoting herself to an acting career.	I think she's trying that.
has she talked with you since prison?	No. She had every good intention of it -- coming to me as a private patient, getting out of the life, devoting herself to an acting career.
about his letters -- that's all she remembered. quite violent material, i'd say, obsessive, a quite sick man. but that's not unusual either.	Has she talked with you since prison?
did she talk about him to you?	About his letters -- that's all she remembered. Quite violent material, I'd say, obsessive, a quite sick man. But that's not unusual either.
not unusual.	Did she talk about him to you?
i want to know how tom grunemann got mixed up in it.	Not unusual.
-- usual case history -- this isn't a medical confidence, it's all of them -- broken family, lonely, confused, crummy childhood, early promiscuity, formal prostitution beginning in her teens, income twenty-five to thirty thousand a year.  oh they don't keep the money: they get rid of it, they get pimps. why?  why do you want to know all this?	I want to know how Tom Grunemann got mixed up in it.
sounds to me you better shake him again. put him in a spot he has to do something more -- but this time give him a time and a place to do it.	He called this morning from Tuscarora. Asked me to meet him at 3:00 at the downtown heliport. He's on his way to Chicago.
because he knew i couldn't leave the case alone. and this way at least he'd keep track of it. and me.	What about Grunemann's letters to the girl, everything like that?
but if cable killed grunemann why would he get you hired to look for grunemann?	Because he knew I couldn't leave the case alone. And this way at least he'd keep track of it. And me.
no.	Examine this letter please.  We recovered that from the shredder -- the plant disposal and incinerator system. Grunemann apparently typed it Friday, before he left, decided not to send it, tossed it away. We've already contacted the New York Police; they think they know the girl in question.
did he ever mention specifically a girl or woman in new york?	No.
everybody's got some, i guess.	Did he ever mention specifically a girl or woman in New York?
marital problems in general? indicates possibly -- am i right sergeant?	Everybody's got some, I guess.
no.	Marital problems in general? Indicates possibly -- am I right Sergeant?
did he recently appear to you agitated or depressed?  -- indicates no -- did he voice to you grievance or discontent with his research work here? indicates no. moral or sexual problems or peculiarities? --	No.
no.	Did he recently appear to you agitated or depressed?  -- indicates no -- Did he voice to you grievance or discontent with his research work here? Indicates no. Moral or sexual problems or peculiarities? --
can you account for his disappearance in any way?	No.
we grew up together. kids.	Can you account for his disappearance in any way?
you knew the subject thomas grunemann. how well?	We grew up together. Kids.
i know tom grunemann.	You knew the subject Thomas Grunemann. How well?
then how are you involved?	I know Tom Grunemann.
town police.	Then how are you involved?
are you with plant security, sergeant?	Town Police.
klute. with a k. k - l - u -	Are you with plant security, Sergeant?
nobody's seen that.	If we get anything from the lab, we'll have it by noon. And just think -- all he really had to do was write us a letter.
it's damn lucky you didn't have the dossier on cable here.	Nobody's seen that.
i left them here. i was doing some work here.	It's damn lucky you didn't have the dossier on Cable here.
gov, want to leave me that one. how come he got to play with this one, anyway.	I left them here. I was doing some work here.
we have some very tentative circumstantial evidence of freeky behavior, but there's no evidence of murder - there's not even a body.	I don't believe Tom's alive.
i never could believe that tom was a split personality. i never believed he was a dumper; and i don't believe he disappeared of his own volition; and i don't believe he's alive.	We have some very tentative circumstantial evidence of freeky behavior, but there's no evidence of murder - there's not even a body.
what else do you know?	I never could believe that Tom was a split personality. I never believed he was a Dumper; and I don't believe he disappeared of his own volition; and I don't believe he's alive.
i knew tom never wrote that letter.	What else do you know?
unless he was involved with grunemann's disappearance.	I knew Tom never wrote that letter.
but what reason could he have? what possible reason?	Unless he was involved with Grunemann's disappearance.
i don't know. it looks familiar to me.	Thought it might. It's off an arrest report you typed two years ago. Man you wanted samples of everybody.
think this is our guy?	I don't know. It looks familiar to me.
well?	Yeah.
i looked it up.	Well?
that's how the other one died, you know. in the water.	I looked it up.
he's right you know. waiting for the pusher, she'd tell you anything.	I believed her: the Dumper was not Tom Grunemann.
that's a lot of people to die unknown.	Unknown, unidentified and unwanted. And there's more every day man, there's more everyday.
we'd expect him to work in cooperation with you. he'd report to each of you and to our company's new york office, to pete -- pete goes there on a regular schedule back and forth, and --	Mr. Streiger, speaking frankly -- we've appreciated the Sergeant's interest you know, all along. Here, locally. But New York, that's - well --
yes sir, we know he --	We'd expect him to work in cooperation with you. He'd report to each of you and to our Company's New York office, to Pete -- Pete goes there on a regular schedule back and forth, and --
klute knew tom. he has a great many ideas about the case --	Yes sir, we know he --
klute offered us his services; we've accepted.	Klute knew Tom. He has a great many ideas about the case --
private investigation, you mean. yes sir, of course you're entitled, and there's some very competent --	Klute offered us his services; we've accepted.
inspector we understand your position; ours is a little different. we have an investment in tom grunemann. the company has an investment, and we feel entitled to investigate for ourselves.	Private investigation, you mean. Yes sir, of course you're entitled, and there's some very competent --
the subject got emotionallv disturbed; he just dropped out. there's thousands.	Inspector we understand your position; ours is a little different. We have an investment in Tom Grunemann. The Company has an investment, and we feel entitled to investigate for ourselves.
why couldn't you ever find out anything from the girl?	Trask --
are you closing the case?	No sir, we don't state that. We're countin --
the prospect of losing my child.	Very well, I'd like to see him if I may.
what does?	The prospect of losing my child.
not particularly.	What does?
does that distress you?	Not particularly.
doctor, i attempt to conduct my social life discreetly.  at the moment i am seeing no one.	Does that distress you?
mr. kramer, do you ever have sex in here with anyone?	Doctor, I attempt to conduct my social life discreetly.  At the moment I am seeing no one.
good.  i'll see him in there.	Mr. Kramer, do you ever have sex in here with anyone?
he's in his room, playing.	Good.  I'll see him in there.
where is the child?	He's in his room, playing.
oh, yes.  won't you come in.	Where is the child?
i'm dr. alvarez, judge atkins asked me to look in on your son and prepare an evaluation sheet.	Oh, yes.  Won't you come in.
yes?	I'm Dr. Alvarez, Judge Atkins asked me to look in on your son and prepare an evaluation sheet.
mr. kramer?	Yes?
in real life when does he hit you?	My daddy doesn't hit me, silly. Why would my daddy hit me?
he hits me on the planet kriptarium, when i steal the buried treasure from the famous peanut butter factory.	In real life when does he hit you?
playing.	Tell me, does your daddy ever hit you?
what do you like best about your daddy?	Playing.
lunch in a restaurant.	What do you like best about your daddy?
what do you like best about her?	Lunch in a restaurant.
oh, sure.  here, this can be mommy.	Do you like to be with your mommy?
what about your mommy?	Oh, sure.  Here, this can be mommy.
that's kim...and this one's thelma and that's mrs. willewska and this is daddy and that's batman and over there is robin.	What about your mommy?
i see you have people there. what are their names?	That's Kim...and this one's Thelma and that's Mrs. Willewska and this is daddy and that's Batman and over there is Robin.
no.  but i've been to brooklyn.	I see you have people there. What are their names?
detroit.	No.  But I've been to Brooklyn.
what do you have here, billy?	Detroit.
on earth.	On earth.
show...	On earth.
show.	Show...
greatest...	Show.
greatest.	Greatest...
welcome to the...	Greatest.
welcome to the greatest show on earth.	Welcome to the...
ladies and gentlemen...	Welcome to the greatest show on earth.
ladies and gentlemen...	Ladies and gentlemen...
your mom knows all about the face, okay?  don't worry, she'll tell the face to beat it.	Will you come and say good-night to me every night?
daddy, what if the face comes when i'm at mommy's?	Your mom knows all about The Face, okay?  Don't worry, she'll tell The Face to beat it.
your mom.	Daddy, what if The Face comes when I'm at mommy's?
who will read me my stories?	Your mom.
i'll send your toys there and i'm sure you'll get some new ones.	Who will read me my stories?
where will my toys be?	I'll send your toys there and I'm sure you'll get some new ones.
at your mom's.  she'll have a bed for you in your own room.	Where will my toys be?
where will my bed be, where will i sleep?	At your mom's.  She'll have a bed for you in your own room.
what don't you understand, pal?	Where will my bed be, where will I sleep?
i don't understand, daddy.	What don't you understand, pal?
bigger than a principal.  the judge sits in robes in a big chair.. the judge has thought a lot about us, about you and me and your mom, and he has decided...  ...he has decided that it would be best for you to live with your mom joanna in her apartment.  and i'm very lucky.  because even though you'll live with your mom joanna i'll get to see you once a week for dinner and a couple of weekends a month.	I don't understand, daddy.
like a principal?	Bigger than a principal.  The judge sits in robes in a big chair.. The judge has thought a lot about us, about you and me and your mom, and he has decided...  ...he has decided that it would be best for you to live with your mom Joanna in her apartment.  And I'm very lucky.  Because even though you'll live with your mom Joanna I'll get to see you once a week for dinner and a couple of weekends a month.
because...well, that's what he does.  he's a very powerful man.	Like a principal?
why does he decide?	Because...Well, that's what he does.  He's a very powerful man.
billy, sometimes when a mother and a father are divorced, there's a discussion about who the child should live with, the mother or the father.  now there is a man who is very wise.  he's called a judge.  and a judge has a lot of experience with divorces and he decides who it would be best for the child to live with.	Why does he decide?
daddy!  you're home early.  did you get fired again?	No, son, I didn't get fired.  I'll tell you what we'll do, okay?  How about if we go to a Burger King and then we watch a little T.V. and then we get packed to go to the country tomorrow. Just you and me...How 'bout that?
uh, uh.  there was no such a thing as burger king.	What else wasn't there?
was there burger king?	Uh, uh.  There was no such a thing as Burger King.
yeah, there was apple juice.	Was there Burger King?
was there apple juice when you were little?	Yeah, there was apple juice.
did you watch "i dream of jeannie?"	Uh, uh...We didn't have television then.
i guess about the same kind of things you do.	Did you watch "I Dream of Jeannie?"
what did you do when you were little?	I guess about the same kind of things you do.
uh, huh?	What did you do when you were little?
mom--i mean, dad?	Uh, huh?
no, son.  daddy and mommy will never get remarried.	Boy, I bet you if mommy ever saw this she'd remarried you.
are you going to remarried phyllis?	No.
i don't know.  i hadn't thought much about it.	Are you going to remarried Phyllis?
are you going to get remarried?	I don't know.  I hadn't thought much about it.
no, she never did.	Are you going to get remarried?
did mommy ever see this?	No, she never did.
sure.	Did mommy ever see this?
wow!  that's neat.   can i sit in it?	Sure.
uh huh...	Wow!  That's neat.   Can I sit in it?
is that really your chair?	Uh huh...
yep.	Is that really your chair?
is this really your desk?	Yep.
wow!	You like it?
right.	Wow!
it's my name too.	Right.
see.  that's my name.	It's my name too.
objection.	Sure.  Lots of times.
objection.  you're leading the witness.	Sure.
billy.   this is dr. alvarez. she would like to talk to you.	Sure.
sleep tight.  don't let the bedbugs bite...	See you in the morning light...
ohhh...ohhhh...ohhhhh...	It's okay, son...I'm here... Just a little more to go... Don't worry, son...I'm here...
yes?	I love you...
dad?	Yes?
see you in the morning light.	Dad?
don't let the bedbugs bite.	See you in the morning light.
sleep tight.	Don't let the bedbugs bite.
good night.	Sleep tight.
now go to sleep.  it's very late.	Good night.
oh...	Now go to sleep.  It's very late.
i don't think so.	Oh...
you mean for good?	I don't think so.
is mom ever coming back?	You mean for good?
uh huh?	Are you...gonna go...away?
daddy?	Uh huh?
that's okay, pal.  go back to sleep.  it's very late.	Daddy?
i'm sorry...	That's okay, pal.  Go back to sleep.  It's very late.
yeah?	I'm sorry...
daddy?	Yeah?
i want my...mm...ommy...i want mmmy...mommy...	Tough shit.  You're stuck with me.
i want my mommy...i want my mommy..	I want my...mm...ommy...I want mmmy...mommy...
you're no bargain either, pal.	I want my mommy...I want my mommy..
owwww...you're hurting me... you're hurting me...i hate you ...i hate you...	You're no bargain either, pal.
not on your life.  that's it. i've had it with crap around this house.  from now on, no more pizza!  get it?  starting right now you can eat real food like a normal human being!	No!
i don't care.  i hate it.  i want pizza.	Not on your life.  That's it. I've had it with crap around this house.  From now on, no more pizza!  Get it?  Starting right now you can eat real food like a normal human being!
now listen to me, young man. do you know what i had to go through to put this goddamn food on the goddamn table?	I don't care.  I hate it.  I want pizza.
no.	Now listen to me, young man. Do you know what I had to go through to put this goddamn food on the goddamn table?
then eat around it.	No.
some of the brown stuff is still there.	Then eat around it.
there, okay? now that's just plain old hamburger.	Some of the brown stuff is still there.
oh, for god's sake...here.	There, okay? Now that's just plain old hamburger.
i think i'm going to throw up.	Oh, for God's sake...Here.
no.  this is fine.  just take a bite, you'll like it fine.	I think I'm going to throw up.
i want a pizza.	No.  This is fine.  Just take a bite, you'll like it fine.
you are not allergic of onions.	I want a pizza.
i'm allergic to onions.	You are not allergic of onions.
all it is is onions and gravy.	I'm allergic to onions.
no i didn't.  i hate the brown stuff.  it's gross.	All it is is onions and gravy.
you don't hate it.  we had salisbury steak last week and you liked it fine.	No I didn't.  I hate the brown stuff.  It's gross.
i hate it.	You don't hate it.  We had Salisbury steak last week and you liked it fine.
salisbury steak.	I hate it.
it's just...i've been catching a lot of flack at the office...	That's okay...
that's okay.	It's just...I've been catching a lot of flack at the office...
look, i'm sorry i yelled, okay?	That's okay.
that's terrific.  that's really terrific, but i notice i'm the one that's cleaning up this--  oh, crap, i'll have to do this one over.	I'm sorry.
i'm sorry.	That's terrific.  That's really terrific, but I notice I'm the one that's cleaning up this--  Oh, crap, I'll have to do this one over.
je-sus christ!  i catch all kind of shit at the office because i'm not pulling my weight because i'm busting my butt trying to be a decent goddamn father and--	I'm sorry.
i'm sorry.	Je-sus Christ!  I catch all kind of shit at the office because I'm not pulling my weight because I'm busting my butt trying to be a decent goddamn father and--
you get a new fence.	C'mon, Billy.  I'm trying to work for God's sake...
mom, i mean dad...	In a minute...
c'mon, there's not much difference--	We use the green and yellow.
that's not the right soap.  we use the kind in the green and yellow box.	C'mon, there's not much difference--
uh huh...	That's not the right soap.  We use the kind in the green and yellow box.
mom, i mean dad...	Uh huh...
sure.  too much birthday cake, right?	I guess...
can i be excused?  i'm not hungry.	Sure.  Too much birthday cake, right?
yeah?	Can I be excused?  I'm not hungry.
mom, i mean dad?	Yeah?
well, i see the yankees finally won a game.	Mom, I mean dad?
sorry.	Well, I see the Yankees finally won a game.
billy, don't eat with your fingers.	Sorry.
okay...same as usual...	Billy, don't eat with your fingers.
i'm sorry, pal, but i had a meeting and--	Goodbye.
you're late.	I'm sorry, pal, but I had a meeting and--
uh, huh...	You got a letter from mom.
what if she forgets?	I'll call Thelma and remind her, okay?  Don't worry.
no.  if i'm not here, you go home with thelma and kim.	What if she forgets?
will she pick me up after school?	No.  If I'm not here, you go home with Thelma and Kim.
soon.  i told you before, very soon.	Will she pick me up after school?
when is mommy coming back?	Soon.  I told you before, very soon.
what about my orange juice?	Right.  One O.J. coming up.
you forgot the milk.	That's right.  You're absolutely right...It's been a long time since I made French toast.
wow!  french toast, really?	Sure.  Didn't I ever tell you French toast was my specialty? I'll bet I never told you that. Now then, the first thing we need is...  ... eggs!  Right?
i'll tell you what, kiddo--why don't i fix us some french toast?	Wow!  French toast, really?
soon.  very soon.	I'll tell you what, kiddo--why don't I fix us some French toast?
when is mommy coming back?	Soon.  Very soon.
the little hand is on the six and the big hand is on the nine. where is mommy?	Oh, Christ...Ah, yeah...you want to know why mom's not here, right?
huh?...oh god...what time is it?	The little hand is on the six and the big hand is on the nine. Where is mommy?
no, counselor, i'm going to over- rule you on this line of questioning.	Then I have concluded my questions.
does the witness deny the injury took place?	No, counselor, I'm going to over- rule you on this line of questioning.
this is an isolated incident, counselor, unless you can prove otherwise.	Does the witness deny the injury took place?
i do not, your honor, however--	This is an isolated incident, counselor, unless you can prove otherwise.
i see.  well, you'll have to do better than that.  do you have any affidavits to support negligence?	I do not, your honor, however--
yes, your honor.	I see.  Well, you'll have to do better than that.  Do you have any affidavits to support negligence?
are you introducing the question of negligence here, counselor?	Yes, your honor.
sustained.	Mr. Kramer, isn't it true that you were fired from your last job not more than six weeks ago?
objection!	Overruled.
objection!  i must ask that the counsel be prevented from harassing the witness.	Sustained.
objection!	Overruled.  The witness will answer, please.
because my son is here.  and his father is here.  as a mother, i don't want my child to be separated from his father.	Mrs. Kramer, can you tell the court why you are asking for custody?
mr. kramer, why did you set up residence in new york?	Because my son is here.  And his father is here.  As a mother, I don't want my child to be separated from his father.
your honor, i would like to place in evidence a report on mrs. kramer's therapy by her therapist, dr. elinore freedman of la jolla, california.	Mr. Kramer, why did you set up residence in New York?
yes...look, during the last five years we were married, i had...i was getting more and more...unhappy, more and more frustrated.  i needed to talk to somebody.  i needed to find out if it was me, if i was going crazy or what.  but every time i turned to ted--my ex-husband, he couldn't handle it.  he became very...i don't know, very threatened.  i mean, when- ever i would bring up anything he would act like it was some kind of personal attack.  anyway, we became more and more separate ...more and more isolated from one another.  finally, i had no other choice, i had to leave. and because of my ex-husband's attitude--his unwillingness to deal with my feelings, i had come to have almost no self- esteem...  at the time i left, i sincerely believed that there was something wrong with me--that my son would be better off without me.  it was only when i got to california and started into therapy i began to realize i wasn't a terrible person.  and that just because i needed some creative and emotional outlet other than my child, that didn't make me unfit to be a mother.	Your honor, I would like to place in evidence a report on Mrs. Kramer's therapy by her therapist, Dr. Elinore Freedman of La Jolla, California.
and yet you chose to leave him?	Yes...Look, during the last five years we were married, I had...I was getting more and more...unhappy, more and more frustrated.  I needed to talk to somebody.  I needed to find out if it was me, if I was going crazy or what.  But every time I turned to Ted--my ex-husband, he couldn't handle it.  He became very...I don't know, very threatened.  I mean, when- ever I would bring up anything he would act like it was some kind of personal attack.  Anyway, we became more and more separate ...more and more isolated from one another.  Finally, I had no other choice, I had to leave. And because of my ex-husband's attitude--his unwillingness to deal with my feelings, I had come to have almost no self- esteem...  At the time I left, I sincerely believed that there was something wrong with me--that my son would be better off without me.  It was only when I got to California and started into therapy I began to realize I wasn't a terrible person.  And that just because I needed some creative and emotional outlet other than my child, that didn't make me unfit to be a mother.
yes.  very much.	And yet you chose to leave him?
mrs. kramer, do you love your child?	Yes.  Very much.
i make thirty-one thousand dollars a year.	Mrs. Kramer, do you love your child?
and what is your present salary?	I make thirty-one thousand dollars a year.
yes, i work for jantzen as a sportswear designer.	And what is your present salary?
tell me, mrs. kramer, are you employed at the present time?	Yes, I work for Jantzen as a sportswear designer.
yes.  i tried to talk to ted-- my ex-husband--about it, but he wouldn't listen.  he refuses to discuss it in any serious way. i remember one time he said i probably couldn't get a job that would pay enough to hire a baby- sitter for billy.	Tell me, Mrs. Kramer, are you employed at the present time?
did you wish to?	Yes.  I tried to talk to Ted-- my ex-husband--about it, but he wouldn't listen.  He refuses to discuss it in any serious way. I remember one time he said I probably couldn't get a job that would pay enough to hire a baby- sitter for Billy.
no, i did not.	Did you wish to?
mrs. kramer, did you ever work in a job while you were married to your ex-husband?	No, I did not.
the first couple, yes, but after that it became increasingly difficult.	Mrs. Kramer, did you ever work in a job while you were married to your ex-husband?
and would you describe those years as happy?	The first couple, yes, but after that it became increasingly difficult.
six years.	And would you describe those years as happy?
now then, mrs. kramer, would you tell the court how long you were married?	Six years.
objection!  your honor, counsel is raising a question that is not germane to these proceedings.	While the child was in the care of the witness, he cut his face badly and is now scarred.
objection, your honor!  counsel is harassing the witness.	Your honor, I'm only examining the man's employment record.  He pretends to fitness when he cannot hold a job.
so do i.	Objection!
no further questions.  thank you mrs. phillips.	No questions.
objection, your honor.  the answer is, to be generous, very vague.	Can you recall any particular incident that relates to Mr. Kramer's care of his child?
objection!	Your honor, I'd like to ask what this model of stability and respectability has ever succeeded at?  Mrs. Kramer, were you a failure at the longest, most important personal relationship in your life?
mrs. kramer, how can you consider yourself a fit mother when you have been a failure at virtually every relationship you have undertaken as an adult?	Objection!
objection!	Your honor, I would request a direct answer to a direct question.  Does she have a lover?
objection.	How long do you plan to live in New York, Mrs. Kramer?
ted was a good worker.  but, ah... ... after his wife left him and he was taking care of the kid on his own, things started to change. look, i know he had problems, i understand that.  i've got problems, everybody's got problems.  but i've got a shop to run, i can't let that kind of thing get in the way...  i guess i felt that ted was letting his duties at home interfere with his responsibilities in the office.	Thank you.  I have no further questions.
and yet you fired him.	Ted was a good worker.  But, ah... ... after his wife left him and he was taking care of the kid on his own, things started to change. Look, I know he had problems, I understand that.  I've got problems, everybody's got problems.  But I've got a shop to run, I can't let that kind of thing get in the way...  I guess I felt that Ted was letting his duties at home interfere with his responsibilities in the office.
it was good.  he was a hard worker, a lot of drive, a real hustler.	And yet you fired him.
and how did you find his work?	It was good.  He was a hard worker, a lot of drive, a real hustler.
yes...	And how did you find his work?
and did you have a close personal relationship?	Yes...
eight, almost nine years.	And did you have a close personal relationship?
now then, mr. o'connor, how long did ted kramer work for you?	Eight, almost nine years.
either you call and set up the appointment, or i'll call.  and if i call, you lose the commission.	My, we are a hot shot aren't we?
mis-ter kramer, it's...  ...almost four now.  it's the friday before christmas.  nobody is going to want to--	Either you call and set up the appointment, or I'll call.  And if I call, you lose the commission.
call up the people at j. walter thompson.  set up an appointment at four.	Mis-ter Kramer, it's...  ...almost four now.  It's the Friday before Christmas.  Nobody is going to want to--
there might be something at j. walter thompson.  but...  ...i don't think they're really serious.  the position's been open for two months and...  they may just be on a fishing expedition.  i'm sure you'll be much happier if you wait until after the first--	Call up the people at J. Walter Thompson.  Set up an appointment at four.
look, you don't understand.  i need a job.  i've got a kid and--	I understand and I'm absolutely sure something wonderful will turn up....  ...after the first of the year.
mr. kramer, nobody even thinks about leaving their job until after they get their christmas bonus.	Look, you don't understand.  I need a job.  I've got a kid and--
what?!  what do you mean, i don't understand.	Mr. Kramer, nobody even thinks about leaving their job until after they get their Christmas bonus.
ummm, hmmm... umm, hmmm...  well, this looks very good.. of course  ... you understand this is the worst time of the year to look for a job.	What?!  What do you mean, I don't understand.
were you?	Yes.
i consider it less my failure than his.	Congratulations, Mrs. Kramer. You have just rewritten matrimonial law.  You were both divorced, Mrs. Kramer.
oh?  what do you call it then --a success?  the marriage ended in divorce.	I consider it less my failure than his.
i was not a failure.	Oh?  What do you call it then --a success?  The marriage ended in divorce.
we were married two years before the baby.  and then four very difficult years.	So, you were a failure at the longest, most important relationship in your life.
how long was that?	We were married two years before the baby.  And then four very difficult years.
yes.	How long was that?
would you speak up, mrs. kramer? i couldn't hear you.	Yes.
i suppose...	Would you speak up, Mrs. Kramer? I couldn't hear you.
whom you've seen twice in a year? mrs. kramer, your ex-husband, wasn't he the longest personal relationship in your life?	I suppose...
i...i don't know...	Then, we don't really know, do we, when you say "permanently" if you're planning to remain in New York, or even to keep the child for that matter, since you've never really done anything in your life that was continuing, stable, that could be regarded as permanent.
is that...permanent?	I...I don't know...
somewhere in between.	Do you have a lover now?
i don't recall.	More than three, less than thirty- three--permanently?
how many lovers have you had-- permanently?	I don't recall.
i don't recall.	How many lovers have you had-- permanently?
no.	Well, I can certainly understand why you left him.
did he ever fail to provide for you?	No.
no.	Did he ever fail to provide for you?
was he unfaithful?	No.
no.	Was he unfaithful?
a heavy drinker?	No.
no.	A heavy drinker?
would you describe your husband as an alcoholic?	No.
no.	Would you describe your husband as an alcoholic?
did your husband strike or physically abuse his child in any way?	No.
no.	Did your husband strike or physically abuse his child in any way?
in all that time did your husband ever strike you or abuse you physically in any way.	No.
yes.	In all that time did your husband ever strike you or abuse you physically in any way.
now then, mrs. kramer, you said you were married seven years. is that correct?	Yes.
okay...i think i'll go talk to my son now.  how do i look?	Beautiful.
no more waiting in coffee shops ...i promise.	Okay...I think I'll go talk to my son now.  How do I look?
only can i still see him?	No more waiting in Coffee Shops ...I promise.
oh, god...oh, my god...	Only can I still see him?
he's already got one mother, he doesn't need two...he's yours...  i won't fight you for him any more. he's yours...	Oh, God...Oh, my God...
what?	He's already got one mother, he doesn't need two...He's yours...  I won't fight you for him any more. He's yours...
after i left...when i was in california, i began to think, what kind of mother was i that i could walk out on my own child. it got to where i couldn't tell anybody about billy--i couldn't stand that look in their faces when i said he wasn't living with me.  finally it seemed like the most important thing in the world to come back here and prove to billy and to me and to the world how much i loved him...and i did ...and i won.  only...it was just another "should."  ...sitting in that courtroom. hearing everything you did, everything you went through... something happened.  i guess it doesn't matter how much i love him, or how much you love him. i guess it's like you said, the only thing that counts is what's best for billy.  i don't know, maybe that's all love is anyway... ted, i think billy should stay with you...	What?
please...please don't stop me. this is the hardest thing i've ever had to do..	After I left...when I was in California, I began to think, what kind of mother was I that I could walk out on my own child. It got to where I couldn't tell anybody about Billy--I couldn't stand that look in their faces when I said he wasn't living with me.  Finally it seemed like the most important thing in the world to come back here and prove to Billy and to me and to the world how much I loved him...And I did ...And I won.  Only...it was just another "should."  ...Sitting in that courtroom. Hearing everything you did, everything you went through... Something happened.  I guess it doesn't matter how much I love him, or how much you love him. I guess it's like you said, the only thing that counts is what's best for Billy.  I don't know, maybe that's all love is anyway... Ted, I think Billy should stay with you...
joanna, what the hell is--	Please...Please don't stop me. This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do..
ted, when we got married it was because i was twenty-seven years old and i thought i should get married and...when i had billy it was because i thought i should have a baby...and i guess all i did was mess up my life and your life and--	Joanna, what the hell is--
goddamnit, joanna. what the--	Ted, do you love him?
ted, do you love him?	Goddamnit, Joanna. What the--
okay, i'm here.  now why did you--	Ted, do you love him?
please, ted.  i never would have brought it up if i thought--	I'm not interested, Joanna. Goodbye.
yeah, well he did, didn't he.	Please, Ted.  I never would have brought it up if I thought--
i'm sorry...i just mentioned it in passing.  i never thought he'd use it.	Yeah, well he did, didn't he.
ted, if you can't discuss this rationally--	Joanna, go fuck yourself!
joanna, go be a mother.  get married, have kids.  don't get married, have kids.  do whatever you want.  i don't give a damn. just leave me out of it--and leave my baby out of it.	Ted, if you can't discuss this rationally--
ted, all my life i'd either been somebody's daughter or somebody's wife, or somebody else's mother. then all of a sudden, i was a thirty-two-year-old, highly neurotic woman who had just walked out on her husband and child.  i went to california because that was about as far away as i could get.  only... i guess it wasn't far enough. so i started going to a shrink.  ted, i've had time to think. i've been through some changes. i've learned a lot about myself.	Such as?
joanna, i don't give a--	Ted, all my life I'd either been somebody's daughter or somebody's wife, or somebody else's mother. Then all of a sudden, I was a thirty-two-year-old, highly neurotic woman who had just walked out on her husband and child.  I went to California because that was about as far away as I could get.  Only... I guess it wasn't far enough. So I started going to a shrink.  Ted, I've had time to think. I've been through some changes. I've learned a lot about myself.
ted, listen to me...you and i, we had a really crappy marriage--  look, don't get so defensive, okay?  it was probably as much my fault as it was yours... anyway when i left i was really screwed up--	Joanna, I don't give a--
are you out of your mind?! you're the one that walked out on him, remember?	Ted, listen to me...You and I, we had a really crappy marriage--  Look, don't get so defensive, okay?  It was probably as much my fault as it was yours... Anyway when I left I was really screwed up--
i want my son.  i'm through sitting in coffee shops looking at him from across the street. i want my son.	Are you out of your mind?! You're the one that walked out on him, remember?
you want what?!	I want my son.  I'm through sitting in coffee shops looking at him from across the street. I want my son.
ted...the reason i wanted to see you...i want billy back.	You want what?!
you've been living here, in the city?	Ted...The reason I wanted to see you...I want Billy back.
watching my son...ted, i've been living in new york for the past two months.	You've been living here, in the city?
he is...  you sat in that coffee shop across from school--	Watching my son...Ted, I've been living in New York for the past two months.
he looks like a terrific kid.	He is...  You sat in that coffee shop across from school--
a few times.  sometimes i sit in that coffee shop across the street and watch when you take him to school.	He looks like a terrific kid.
you have?	A few times.  Sometimes I sit in that coffee shop across the street and watch when you take him to school.
i've seen him.	You have?
i can't help but feel somehow... it's my fault.  i keep thinking i could've done something-- stopped it...	You can't tell it from a distance, Ted.
look at us, joanna.  just like any old married couple having dinner.  who would believe it.	Yes...How's Billy?
fine.	Look at us, Joanna.  Just like any old married couple having dinner.  Who would believe it.
how's the new job?	Fine.
hello, ted.  you look well.	So do you.
where are you going?	I don't know...
no!...please...please don't make me stay...i swear...if you do, sooner or later...maybe tomorrow, maybe next week...maybe a year from now...  i'll go right out the window.	Where are you going?
okay, i understand and i promise i won't try and stop you, but you can't just go...look, come inside and talk...just for a few minutes.	NO!...Please...Please don't make me stay...I swear...If you do, sooner or later...maybe tomorrow, maybe next week...maybe a year from now...  I'll go right out the window.
i am not!  i'm a terrible mother! i'm an awful mother.  i yell at him all the time.  i have no patience.  no...no.  he's better off without me.  ted, i've got to go...i've got to go.	Okay, I understand and I promise I won't try and stop you, but you can't just go...Look, come inside and talk...Just for a few minutes.
c'mon, joanna, you don't mean that.  you're a terrific mother--	I am not!  I'm a terrible mother! I'm an awful mother.  I yell at him all the time.  I have no patience.  No...No.  He's better off without me.  Ted, I've got to go...I've got to go.
ted, i can't...i tried...i really tried but...i just can't hack it anymore...	C'mon, Joanna, you don't mean that.  You're a terrific mother--
what?	Ted, I can't...I tried...I really tried but...I just can't hack it anymore...
i'm not taking him with me.	What?
what about billy?	I'm not taking him with me.
no you didn't.  you didn't even ask about billy.	What about Billy?
i heard you, joanna.  i promise i heard you.	No you didn't.  You didn't even ask about Billy.
you just don't get it, do you?  i - am - really - and - truly - leaving - you.	I heard you, Joanna.  I promise I heard you.
i'm listening, joanna--believe me, i'm listening.  my wife is walking out on me after eight years of--	You just don't get it, do you?  I - am - really - and - truly - leaving - you.
ted, you're not listening to me. it's over, finished.	I'm listening, Joanna--believe me, I'm listening.  My wife is walking out on me after eight years of--
so we've got problems.  everybody's got problems--that's normal--	Ted, you're not listening to me. It's over, finished.
look, it's not your fault, okay? it's me.  it's my fault--you just married the wrong person.	So we've got problems.  Everybody's got problems--that's normal--
now listen, before you do something you'll really regret you'd better stop and think--	I've paid the rent, the Con-Ed and the phone bill, so you don't have to worry about them.
here are the slips for the laundry and the cleaning.  they'll be ready on saturday.	Now listen, before you do something you'll really regret you'd better stop and think--
joanna, whatever it is, believe me, i'm sorry.	Here are the slips for the laundry and the cleaning.  They'll be ready on Saturday.
i took two thousand out of the savings account.  that was what i had in the bank when we got married.	Joanna, whatever it is, believe me, I'm sorry.
okay, okay...what is it this time? what did i do now?...	I took two thousand out of the savings account.  That was what I had in the bank when we got married.
my american express...my bloomingdale's credit card... my check book--	Okay, okay...What is it this time? What did I do now?...
ted, i'm leaving you.	That represents a gross billing in excess of two million--  What?!
i thought you might just like to know that at five-fifteen this afternoon we were officially handed the fire and ice account by revlon.	Ted, I'm leaving you.
disappointing.  it only pulled a fourteen share and they were hoping for a twenty-five minimum, and...ah...they're not very happy and...well, the guys have decided they want to...ah, re-think the entire concept and...look, i don't like having to do this, okay?... but...i mean, what i mean is...ah, i'm going to have to...ah, let you go--	Are you firing me, Jim?
jim, this is garbage.  this isn't anything like what we talked to revlon about.  none of it. you can't--	That's my decision, Ted and that's final.
well, ah...i thought it over and i decided we're doing it murray's way.	Jim, this is garbage.  This isn't anything like what we talked to Revlon about.  None of it. You can't--
all right, jim.  you said i was running this show, right? you said no decisions without my approval, right?  well what the hell is this? what's going on, jim?	Well, ah...I thought it over and I decided we're doing it Murray's way.
murray had some ideas about the fire and ice campaign and he had the art department make up a few roughs...  i think they're kind of interesting.	I don't.  Jim, this isn't anything like what we talked about.  It's not even close.
what the hell is this?	Murray had some ideas about the Fire and Ice campaign and he had the art department make up a few roughs...  I think they're kind of interesting.
'night, jim.	Hey, Ted.  C'mon in.  I wanna' talk to you.
ted, this may sound a little rough, but we've just landed the biggest account in the history of this agency, right? and now it's up to us--that's you and me --to deliver the goods.  ted, you're my main man, and if i can't depend on you a hundred and ten percent, twenty-four hours a day, because you're worried about a kid with a runny nose--	Jim, I appreciate what you're saying.  I mean it, but I really think Joanna's coming back.
i don't know, jim...	Ted, this may sound a little rough, but we've just landed the biggest account in the history of this agency, right? And now it's up to us--that's you and me --to deliver the goods.  Ted, you're my main man, and if I can't depend on you a hundred and ten percent, twenty-four hours a day, because you're worried about a kid with a runny nose--
look, it's none of my business, so you can tell me to butt out, okay?  but if you want my advice, you'll send billy away to stay with relatives for a while.  just until you get yourself straightened out.	I don't know, Jim...
i don't know, jim.  this whole thing has happened so...pow-- like that.	Look, it's none of my business, so you can tell me to butt out, okay?  But if you want my advice, you'll send Billy away to stay with relatives for a while.  Just until you get yourself straightened out.
but...just in case...i mean, just on the off chance she doesn't. what are you going to do about the kid?	I don't know, Jim.  This whole thing has happened so...Pow-- like that.
she'll be back...	But...just in case...I mean, just on the off chance she doesn't. What are you going to do about the kid?
i'm going to be okay.  the way i see it, joanna'll come home, it's just a matter of time.	She'll be back...
look, ted, i'm the oldest whore on the beat, okay?  three marriages, two divorces...you're gonna be okay.	I'm going to be okay.  The way I see it, Joanna'll come home, it's just a matter of time.
me?  i've never been better. i mean having my wife walk out on me after seven years of marriage agrees with me just fine.	Look, Ted, I'm the oldest whore on the beat, okay?  Three marriages, two divorces...You're gonna be okay.
listen, don't let it get you down.  you're going to be fine.	Me?  I've never been better. I mean having my wife walk out on me after seven years of marriage agrees with me just fine.
you want to know the real kicker?  the real kicker is, for the first time in my life-- the first time--i feel like a loser.	Listen, don't let it get you down.  You're going to be fine.
jesus christ.  that's a real blockbuster.  i always figured you guys had it made.	You want to know the real kicker?  The real kicker is, for the first time in my life-- the first time--I feel like a loser.
wow!	I mean it Ted, you're running this one.
jim, i've got to go.  i'm already late--	Listen, Ted...I just want to tell you, when old man Schmidt retires next year, I've got a pretty
hey, what's the rush?  c'mon, walk me a couple of blocks.	Jim, I've got to go.  I'm already late--
ted, will you take it easy? revlon's not about to drop an account that represents more than two million in gross billing receipts in a small agency like this, without making us sweat.  now just relax, okay? everything's gonna be fine.	I don't think so, Jim.  Maybe I shouldn't have--
it's a very good job--too good to pass up.  i'll be handling funding for the whole...  look, i...  ..."like" you a lot.  and you...  ..."like" me, okay?  maybe if it was a year from now, maybe things would be different...	But it's not a year from now, is it?
i'm going to take it.	It's a very good job--too good to pass up.  I'll be handling funding for the whole...  Look, I...  ..."like" you a lot.  And you...  ..."like" me, okay?  Maybe if it was a year from now, maybe things would be different...
and?	I'm going to take it.
i've been offered a job in washington with h.e.w.	And?
yeah?	I've been offered a job in Washington with H.E.W.
kramer...there's something i ought to tell you.	Yeah?
now in haskins vs. haskins the court ruled in favor of the mother, thus establishing a precedent for awarding the child to the mother even though she previously abandoned the baby.	Kramer...There's something I ought to tell you.
kramer--	Now in Haskins vs. Haskins the court ruled in favor of the mother, thus establishing a precedent for awarding the child to the mother even though she previously abandoned the baby.
but it doesn't work that way. a major decision was handed down by the appellate court in 1969--in the case of haskins vs. haskins.	Kramer--
right.	But it doesn't work that way. A major decision was handed down by the Appellate Court in 1969--in the case of Haskins vs. Haskins.
so, naturally, you assume that since joanna left, that would be a compelling point against her, right?	Right.
kramer, i'm sorry.  all i was trying to do was--	I don't want to hear another word against him.  Not another word.  He's a wonderful man ...a wonderful man...
no.  no, i don't believe it. jim o'connor would never let anything like that happen.  he gave me my shot in this business. if it wasn't for jim o'connor i'd be--i don't know where i'd be. he's a wonderful man...	Kramer, I'm sorry.  All I was trying to do was--
oh, for god's sake, kramer. you have got to be the world's most naive human being.  murray has gone in and changed every single ad you've done on the entire fire and ice campaign. every layout...every idea...every single thing, right down the line.	No.  No, I don't believe it. Jim O'Connor would never let anything like that happen.  He gave me my shot in this business. If it wasn't for Jim O'Connor I'd be--I don't know where I'd be. He's a wonderful man...
so...what's so terrible about that?	Oh, for God's sake, Kramer. You have got to be the world's most naive human being.  Murray has gone in and changed every single ad you've done on the entire Fire and Ice campaign. Every layout...Every idea...Every single thing, right down the line.
murray.	So...what's so terrible about that?
how should i know?	Murray.
you dope.  o'connor doesn't give a damn about billy.  all he wants is somebody that'll hang around with him every night so he won't have to go home.	I don't believe you.
i can't.  i've got billy to take care of.	You dope.  O'Connor doesn't give a damn about Billy.  All he wants is somebody that'll hang around with him every night so he won't have to go home.
you want to know why?  i'll tell you why...  another scotch and soda for the gentleman.  i'll tell you exactly why. because you're not his buddy anymore.  because he can't count on you to sit around the office every night until eight or nine and shoot the shit with him.	I can't.  I've got Billy to take care of.
o'connor's out to get you.  he's going to take the fire and ice account away from you.	What?!?
kramer...	O'Connor's out to get you.  He's going to take the Fire and Ice account away from you.
okay, phyllis, what's up?	Kramer...
he wanted to know if i liked fried chicken.	Do you?
and?	He wanted to know if I liked fried chicken.
kramer, i've got to go.  i've got an eight o'clock closing tomorrow down on centre street.	Mmmmnph...I'll get you a cab...
yes, i'll have dinner with you.	Kramer, I've got to go.  I've got an eight o'clock closing tomorrow down on Centre Street.
yes, what?	Yes, I'll have dinner with you.
yes.	Yes, what?
sure.	Yes.
hiya, phyllis.  these are the revlon contracts.  i thought you ought to check them out.	Sure.
three months.  how can you tell?	You've got that look.  My lady and I split two years ago in August and I'm an old pro at this shit.  First thing, stay away from the Children's Zoo.  It's pure hell--if I never see another chicken, I'll be happy.  I'm here, darling.  Don't worry...
tough...  ...i get off duty at five-thirty.  how long you been divorced?	Three months.  How can you tell?
i've got a lot more than twenty minutes to kill.	Tough...  ...I get off duty at five-thirty.  How long you been divorced?
walk him over to bethesda fountain, buy him an ice.  it'll kill twenty minutes.	I've got a lot more than twenty minutes to kill.
what?	Walk him over to Bethesda Fountain, buy him an ice.  It'll kill twenty minutes.
mr. lombardo from packaging wants to meet on friday.	Fine.
no.  uh, uh.  tell him i asked for it friday.  i want it friday. period.	Mr. Lombardo from packaging wants to meet on Friday.
mr. schmidt can't have the figures on the television buy until monday.	No.  Uh, uh.  Tell him I asked for it Friday.  I want it Friday. Period.
i know....i know.	Mr. Schmidt can't have the figures on the television buy until Monday.
mr. o'connor called.  there's a meeting with the revlon people in the board room and you're fifteen minutes late.	I know....I know.
it's going to cost.	Don't worry.  I'll get the money.
i'll take my chances.	It's going to cost.
we can appeal, but i can't guarantee anything.	I'll take my chances.
what if i fight it?	We can appeal, but I can't guarantee anything.
ordered, adjudged and decreed that the petitioner be awarded custody of the minor child, effective monday the 23rd of january.  that the respondent pay for the maintenance and support of said child, four hundred dollars each month.  that the father shall have the following rights of visitation: every other weekend, one night each week to be mutually agreed upon and one half of the child's vacation period.  that's it.	What if I fight it?
oh, no..	Ordered, adjudged and decreed that the petitioner be awarded custody of the minor child, effective Monday the 23rd of January.  That the respondent pay for the maintenance and support of said child, four hundred dollars each month.  That the father shall have the following rights of visitation: every other weekend, one night each week to be mutually agreed upon and one half of the child's vacation period.  That's it.
i can't tell you how sorry i am.	Oh, no..
i lost him?  i lost him?	I can't tell you how sorry I am.
the judge went for motherhood straight down the line.	I lost him?  I lost him?
oh, christ!	The judge went for motherhood straight down the line.
mr. kramer, would you tell the court exactly why you want to retain custody of your child.	When Joanna--  my ex-wife--when she was talking before about how unhappy she was during our marriage...Well, I guess most of what she said was probably true.  There were a lot of things I didn't understand-- a lot of things I would do different if I could.  Just like I guess there are a lot of things Joanna wishes she could change...But we can't.  Some things, once they are done, can't be undone.  Joanna says she loves Billy.  I believe she does.  So do I.  But the way it was explained to me, that's not the issue.  The only thing that's supposed to matter here is what's best for Billy...When Joanna said why shouldn't a woman have the same ambitions as a man, I suppose she's right.  But by the same token what law is it that says a woman is a better parent simply by virtue of her sex?  I guess I've had to think a lot about whatever it is that makes somebody a good parent:
jesus christ.  did you have to be so rough on her?	Do you want the kid or don't you?
look, ted, i don't honestly think she would go to the trouble of suing you for custody of the child if she was planning on kidnapping him.	I don't know, John...I mean, to be brutally honest, I'm not so sure what kind of mental shape Joanna's in right now.  Y'know she admitted she was seeing a shrink.
good.  you've hired yourself a hell of a lawyer, mr. kramer.  how old is the child?	Six.
fine.	Good.  You've hired yourself a hell of a lawyer, Mr. Kramer.  How old is the child?
that's if we win.  if we lose, you could end up having to pay your wife's court costs as well.	Fine.
look, she walked out on her own child, right?  that's desertion, right? mr. shaunessy, i'm telling you it's an open and shut case.	First, there's no such thing as an open and shut case. Especially where custody is involved.  Got it?
can you describe the relationship between mr. kramer and his son?	It's beautiful.  It's just beautiful. They have a beautiful relationship.
charley, my husband, and i are ...divorced and kim, that's our daughter is about billy's age and the children play together a lot.  so, i guess we see each three or four times a week.	Can you describe the relationship between Mr. Kramer and his son?
how often do you see mr. kramer and his son?	Charley, my husband, and I are ...divorced and Kim, that's our daughter is about Billy's age and the children play together a lot.  So, I guess we see each three or four times a week.
six years.  ever since ted and joanna moved into the building.	How often do you see Mr. Kramer and his son?
mrs. phillips, how long have you known ted kramer?	Six years.  Ever since Ted and Joanna moved into the building.
no, but--	Then you don't have a choice. Have Billy at the Seventy- Fifth Street entrance to Central Park, Saturday at ten.
you ever see her talk to the walls?	No, but--
she's the mother.  that means she's within her legal rights.	John, what if she kidnaps him.
what?!  she wants what?!	She's the mother.  That means she's within her legal rights.
how the hell are you going to do that?	I don't know.
don't worry.  i plan to have something within twenty-four hours, john.	How the hell are you going to do that?
any prospects?	Don't worry.  I plan to have something within twenty-four hours, John.
yeah.	Any prospects?
ted?  are you there?	Yeah.
good christ, joanna, just get the hell out of my life.	Ted?  Are you there?
ted, i won't lie to you, we don't have a hope in hell of winning a custody hearing if you're out of work.	Good Christ, Joanna, just get the hell out of my life.
john?	Ted, I won't lie to you, we don't have a hope in hell of winning a custody hearing if you're out of work.
oh, christ.. .john, there's some- thing i ought to tell you.  my... ah, situation has...changed.  i lost my job.	John?
ted?  they've set the court date. i just heard today...it's...  january sixth.	Oh, Christ.. .John, there's some- thing I ought to tell you.  My... ah, situation has...changed.  I lost my job.
mr. kramer, there's--	Fuck you.  He's my son.  I'm staying with him.
no.	Mr. Kramer, there's--
now, i'd advise you to wait outside.  it'll be eas--	No.
how many?	Ten.
but i'm going to have to take some stitches.	How many?
your boy is very lucky, mr. kramer.  one inch over and it would have caught the eye.	But I'm going to have to take some stitches.
ted, i just heard...	Please, Thel...
please go away, thel...i...i just have to be by myself for a little while...	Ted, I just heard...
hey, that's terrific.	Maybe.  I said maybe.  What I mean is, ah...I don't think it'll really work out, but Charley seems to want it, so...
ah, charley and i are...well, we're thinking about...i mean, actually we're sort of talking about maybe getting back together.	You and Charley?
uh, huh...	Ah, Charley and I are...Well, we're thinking about...I mean, actually we're sort of talking about maybe getting back together.
ted.	Uh, huh...
any day.	Ted.
you heard anything yet?	Any day.
me?!  you want me to take care of billy?!	I thought about it a lot and you're the only person I know that I trust with him.  I mean, if anything happened to me, he'd be okay with you.  You're a good mother.
thel, listen to me.  if, on the million to one shot that i should--  that anything should happen to me.  would you take care of billy?	Me?!  You want me to take care of Billy?!
don't say that!  i don't want to hear you say that!	Thel, listen to me.  If, on the million to one shot that I should--  That anything should happen to me.  Would you take care of Billy?
i didn't say i'm going to die, but if i should--	Don't say that!  I don't want to hear you say that!
what?	I didn't say I'm going to die, but if I should--
thelma, if i die--	What?
i don't mean a little favor. mean a big f favor.	Thelma, if I die--
sure.	I don't mean a little favor. mean a big F favor.
he's okay...thel, can i ask you a favor?	Sure.
what d'you tell her?	I told her you're doing a
uh, huh...yeah...	What d'you tell her?
she ever ask about me?	Uh, huh...Yeah...
uh, huh...she said she had a good job, was playing a lot of tennis.  she wanted to know all about billy.	She ever ask about me?
california?	Uh, huh...She said she had a good job, was playing a lot of tennis.  She wanted to know all about Billy.
not for a couple of months. the last time i heard from her she was living in san francisco.	California?
thel, you ever hear from joanna?	Not for a couple of months. The last time I heard from her she was living in San Francisco.
c'mon, thel.  so charley had a little fling.  so what? all in all he was a pretty good husband.	Look,  I know this isn't gonna make any sense, okay?  I mean forget the logic part...But I keep thinking if Charley really loved me, he wouldn't have let me divorce him.
no.  i don't think so.	C'mon, Thel.  So Charley had a little fling.  So what? All in all he was a pretty good husband.
d'you think you and charley'll ever get back together again?	No.  I don't think so.
three.  and add some basil.	D'you think you and Charley'll ever get back together again?
how many onions does it say to use?	Three.  And add some basil.
no, not really...  i guess it's different if you don't have children, but...i dunno, even if charley and i don't live together, even if we're sleeping with other people, even if charley was to marry again...he'd still be my husband. that stuff about "till death do you part?"  that's really true.	How many onions does it say to use?
you ever think about getting married again?	No, not really...  I guess it's different if you don't have children, but...I dunno, even if Charley and I don't live together, even if we're sleeping with other people, even if Charley was to marry again...He'd still be my husband. That stuff about "Till death do you part?"  That's really true.
lenox hill.  77th street between park and lex.  the emergency number is 327-0800.	Slow down...Slow down...
wait a minute!  wait a minute!	Lenox Hill.  77th Street between Park and Lex.  The emergency number is 327-0800.
you're sure?	I'm sure.
i understand.	You're sure?
you're on your own, understand?	I understand.
got it.	You're on your own, understand?
i've got enough trouble raising my own kid.  i don't need another one.  got it?	Got it.
thelma, i've lost my wife, i'm not losing my child.	All right...Okay...But let's get something straight, right now. I mean, I'm sorry about what happened between you and Joanna, but it's not my problem, understand?
look, this is nothing personal, but i don't think you can do it.	Thelma, I've lost my wife, I'm not losing my child.
i'm gonna keep him, why?	Look, this is nothing personal, but I don't think you can do it.
i mean, what are you going to do about billy?	I'm gonna keep him, why?
i don't know, thel...this whole thing has happened so...pow, like that.	I mean, what are you going to do about Billy?
what are you going to do?	I don't know, Thel...This whole thing has happened so...Pow, like that.
ted, divorce is a terrible thing. i know, i went through it. you've got to believe i did everything i could to get joanna to stay.  but i'll tell you something. you may not want to hear it, but it took a lot of courage for joanna to do what she just did.	I'd like to know what the hell kind of courage it takes to walk out on your husband and your child?
y'know something thelma--you are the typhoid mary of divorce. i mean it.  joanna and i never had any trouble until you and charley split up.	Ted, divorce is a terrible thing. I know, I went through it. You've got to believe I did everything I could to get Joanna to stay.  But I'll tell you something. You may not want to hear it, but it took a lot of courage for Joanna to do what she just did.
no.	Y'know something Thelma--you are the typhoid Mary of divorce. I mean it.  Joanna and I never had any trouble until you and Charley split up.
boy, you guys are really something, y'know?  i'd like to know one thing, okay--just one little thing.  did you tell joanna she should leave me?	No.
maybe she didn't feel like she should have to.  maybe she felt like if you'd been paying any real attention to her to start with, maybe you would've noticed.	Boy, you guys are really something, y'know?  I'd like to know one thing, okay--just one little thing.  Did you tell Joanna she should leave me?
then how come she never said anything like that to me?	Maybe she didn't feel like she should have to.  Maybe she felt like if you'd been paying any real attention to her to start with, maybe you would've noticed.
joanna said that?	Then how come she never said anything like that to me?
oh for shit's sake, ted, you are the most selfish human being i have ever met.  no wonder she said you came first, then billy, then, if there was anything left over, she got the scraps.	Joanna said that?
two.  she is getting to be a real hermit or recluse or whatever it is you call it.  thelma, do you know where i could be in this business if i had a wife that entertained or went out socially--	Oh for shit's sake, Ted, you are the most selfish human being I have ever met.  No wonder she said you came first, then Billy, then, if there was anything left over, she got the scraps.
did it ever occur to you guys that joanna kramer's not the easiest person in the world to live with?!  did it?!  for one thing she's always thirty minutes late.  you can set your watch by it--	Two.  She is getting to be a real hermit or recluse or whatever it is you call it.  Thelma, do you know where I could be in this business if I had a wife that entertained or went out socially--
what d'you know about how joanna felt?  you went off to an office every morning and you'd come dragging home at seven or eight every night and as long as dinner was on the table you thought everything was swell.	Did it ever occur to you guys that Joanna Kramer's not the easiest person in the world to live with?!  Did it?!  For one thing she's always thirty minutes late.  You can set your watch by it--
listen, joanna kramer's got a goddamn good life.  she's got a husband that loves her.  she's got a terrific kid.  she's got a wonderful home--	What d'you know about how Joanna felt?  You went off to an office every morning and you'd come dragging home at seven or eight every night and as long as dinner was on the table you thought everything was swell.
i mean...things.  ted, joanna's very unhappy and--	Listen, Joanna Kramer's got a goddamn good life.  She's got a husband that loves her.  She's got a terrific kid.  She's got a wonderful home--
things? what kind of things?	I mean...things.  Ted, Joanna's very unhappy and--
ted, joanna and i used to talk a lot and...well, she told me a lot of...ah, things about the two of you.	Things? What kind of things?
hostile?  me?  thelma, i'm not hostile.  i am anything but hostile.  but if you want to know what i am.  i'll tell you what i am. what i am is, i am hurt.  i am very hurt.  and i just want to know one thing, okay?  just one thing ...why?  that's all i want to know...why?	Ted, Joanna and I used to talk a lot and...well, she told me a lot of...ah, things about the two of you.
ted, don't be so hostile.	Hostile?  Me?  Thelma, I'm not hostile.  I am anything but hostile.  But if you want to know what I am.  I'll tell you what I am. What I am is, I am hurt.  I am very hurt.  And I just want to know one thing, okay?  Just one thing ...Why?  That's all I want to know...Why?
yeah, she said it wasn't any use talking anymore.	Ted, don't be so hostile.
ohmygod.  didn't she say anything? she must've said something.	Yeah, she said it wasn't any use talking anymore.
i walk in the house and before i can say "how are you?", "did you have a nice day?" before i can say anything.   pow she's out the door.	OhmyGod.  Didn't she say anything? She must've said something.
ted, all i wanted to know was where--	I walk in the house and before I can say "How are you?", "Did you have a nice day?" before I can say anything.   Pow she's out the door.
i came home tonight.  we just got the fire and ice account at the agency.  do you know what that means?!  do you understand what that means?  it means that it was maybe one of the five best days in my whole life.	Ted, all I wanted to know was where--
look, ted, all i--	I came home tonight.  We just got the Fire and Ice account at the agency.  Do you know what that means?!  Do you understand what that means?  It means that it was maybe one of the five best days in my whole life.
all right, thelma, you want to know what's going on?  i'll tell you what's going on.  i'll tell you exactly what's going on.	Look, Ted, all I--
ted, i don't understand a word you're saying.  where's joanna?	Ha!  You tell me.
don't play innocent with me, thelma.  you know perfectly well what's going on.	Ted, I don't understand a word you're saying.  Where's Joanna?
ted, what are you talking about?!	Don't play innocent with me, Thelma.  You know perfectly well what's going on.
all right, thelma...that's it. i've had it.  you can call your good friend joanna kramer and tell her enough is enough, okay?  i mean, i don't know what i did, but you can tell her she's made her point.	Ted, what are you talking about?!
huh.. .hello?	All right, Thelma...That's it. I've had it.  You can call your good friend Joanna Kramer and tell her enough is enough, okay?  I mean, I don't know what I did, but you can tell her she's made her point.
i worry about them.	Do not worry, Holiness. They fight for you. They are under your protection.
khambas are wild men.	I worry about them.
your people are very brave. they are fighting the chinese. no one can stop them. not even me.	Khambas are wild men.
kham, holiness.	Your people are very brave. They are fighting the Chinese. No one can stop them. Not even me.
where are you from?	Kham, Holiness.
yes, holiness.	Where are you from?
all quiet?	Yes, Holiness.
please, come, holiness.	Yes. I am ready.
a moment.	Please, come, Holiness.
we must go, holiness.	A moment.
and that day, your father got better. he named you lhamo. "the protector."	I know.
you were a beautiful baby. so calm.	No cried?
your father had been very ill, we thought he would die, and some animals had died.	Cow.
tell me.	Your father had been very ill, we thought he would die, and some animals had died.
again?	Tell me.
mama, my story.	Again?
goodbye, kundun.	No!
can i free the prisoners?	Hmmm.
i will buy them for you.	Can I free the prisoners?
here. we'll collect them.	I will buy them for you.
where will you keep them?	Here. We'll collect them.
will you buy the sheep for me?	Where will you keep them?
i do, beautiful horses. thank you, holiness.	Will you buy the sheep for me?
and you have horses? you love horses.	I do, beautiful horses. Thank you, Holiness.
i do, now.	And you have horses? You love horses.
but, i am in charge.	Are you? Of whom?
no.	But, I am in charge.
can i do anything i want?	No.
not the way to talk to people.	Can I do anything I want?
i am sorry, lhamo.	It is alright, Father.
then, we will begin with replacing the tibetan flag with the flag of the motherland.	And we will begin with tearing it down.
i will not approve it.	Then, we will begin with replacing the Tibetan flag with the flag of the Motherland.
plans for absorbing the tibetan army into the people's army will soon be finalized.	I will not approve it.
chairman mao can keep china. just give us back tibet.	Plans for absorbing the Tibetan army into the People's Army will soon be finalized.
to protect. to serve you. chairman mao wants you to feel that china belongs to you now.	Chairman Mao can keep China. Just give us back Tibet.
why is it necessary for the chinese to keep so many soldiers in lhasa?	To protect. To serve you. Chairman Mao wants you to feel that China belongs to you now.
it depends on the quality. and, that it be indian.	Why is it necessary for the Chinese to keep so many soldiers in Lhasa?
how much tea do you drink, prime minister?	It depends on the quality. And, that it be Indian.
so far, they do. but, the quantity, it does not exist. you will have to re-evaluate your needs.	How much tea do you drink, Prime Minister?
the people's liberation army pays for all food and lodging.	So far, they do. But, the quantity, it does not exist. You will have to re-evaluate your needs.
impossible! you will bring famine down on the people of tibet with these insatiable demands! more food, the best land for your soldiers to camp.	The People's Liberation Army pays for all food and lodging.
we want 2,000 more tons of barley distributed.	Impossible! You will bring famine down on the people of Tibet with these insatiable demands! More food, the best land for your soldiers to camp.
are you, general?	We want 2,000 more tons of barley distributed.
we are simply respecting the terms of the seventeen point agreement.	Are you, General?
you have cracked a man's skull and that crack has not healed. it is too soon to expect him to be your friend.	We are simply respecting the terms of the Seventeen Point Agreement.
you must also do something about the public meetings. i see this, memorandum circulating, with tibetan grievances.	You have cracked a man's skull and that crack has not healed. It is too soon to expect him to be your friend.
soon.	Good. Our first request is that you allow us to build a road. You have no roads in Tibet. We can discuss the plans in Lhasa. When you return.
do you have plans to return soon, dalai lama?	Soon.
i have.	I have a copy for you.
have you heard the terms of the seventeen point agreement?	I have.
thank you. please sit.	Have you heard the terms of the Seventeen Point Agreement?
we bring greetings from chairman mao.	Thank you. Please sit.
general chiang.	We bring greetings from Chairman Mao.
dalai lama.	General Chiang.
your prime ministers, support the proposal that you return to lhasa. on the opposite hand, some officials urge you not to return. they believe you should leave now, for india.	If I were to go into exile, could we expect any serious assistance, from India, suppose?
general chiang chin-wu, the chinese representative, is en route to dromo. he is coming to meet you.	Then, we shall meet.
yes.	General Chiang Chin-wu, the Chinese representative, is en route to Dromo. He is coming to meet you.
holiness?	Yes.
yes, but they say he did.	Holiness?
ngabo did not have the state seal. he could not sign.	Yes, but they say he did.
yes.	Time to study.
not yet, but the governor of chamdo, ngabo jigme, suggests we must negotiate and offers to go to peking.	He is a capable man.
i want at all costs to avoid this. do we have news from the delegation in china?	Not yet, but the Governor of Chamdo, Ngabo Jigme, suggests we must negotiate and offers to go to Peking.
i am afraid.	I want at all costs to avoid this. Do we have news from the delegation in China?
with much bloodshed.	I am afraid.
yes. most of the chamdo region is now in chinese hands. there is a report from chamdo which makes quite clear that, unless some settlement can soon be reached, communist troops will soon be marching on lhasa.	With much bloodshed.
so, we must face china and all her might alone.	Yes. Most of the Chamdo region is now in Chinese hands. There is a report from Chamdo which makes quite clear that, unless some settlement can soon be reached, Communist troops will soon be marching on Lhasa.
and the united nations? surely?	The United Nations voted not to hear our appeal.
of the tibetan delegations sent abroad, all have been turned away.	All?
did you receive the letter?	We did not.
the tibetans were introduced as delegates from the "chinese region of tibet". we protested this reference and demanded a letter rebutting it.	Did you receive the letter?
very complicated, holiness. let me tell you current news. the chinese have launched a deceptive campaign aimed at convincing the world that tibet belongs to china. we sent a mission to the chinese national conference. our attendance was a grave mistake.	The Tibetans were introduced as delegates from the "Chinese region of Tibet". We protested this reference and demanded a letter rebutting it.
the sera monks have surrendered?	It is calm.
he has been imprisoned, here in the potala, holiness.	The Sera monks have surrendered?
who am i?	We do not know.
this many?	Yes, yes. Your brothers are here.
two.	This many?
how many?	Two.
i will be back in a few days.	How many?
i miss my brother.	I miss him too.
you did. we washed you and wrapped you in sheepskin and took you to your father. that day the father got better. and that day, a pair of crows came to nest in our roof. i just remembered.	I miss my brother.
i pooped.	You did. We washed you and wrapped you in sheepskin and took you to your father. That day the father got better. And that day, a pair of crows came to nest in our roof. I just remembered.
at dawn, you were born. one eye was closed, and your sister opened it with her thumb. we gave you the sweet drink.	I pooped.
me. first break of day.	At dawn, you were born. One eye was closed, and your sister opened it with her thumb. We gave you the sweet drink.
yes. a cow had died. one night, you stopped all your moving, and i said to your sister, "his time has come."	Me. First break of day.
cow.	Yes. A cow had died. One night, you stopped all your moving, and I said to your sister, "His time has come."
he had been sick from the time you began growing in me. we thought he would die.	Cow.
your father had been very sick.	He had been sick from the time you began growing in me. We thought he would die.
oh, no. where will he go?	Far, far away.
i need to squeeze this brain.	Answer.
i accept it. what are the causes of suffering?	The causes of suffering arise from true sources. Attachment, desire, envy, hatred, greed, unkindness, wrong view and so forth -- these are some causes of suffering.
true suffering arises from contaminated actions and afflictions. birth, illness, grief, old age, poverty, pain, death -- these are surferings.	I accept it. What are the causes of suffering?
i accept it. what is suffering?	True suffering arises from contaminated actions and afflictions. Birth, illness, grief, old age, poverty, pain, death -- these are surferings.
the four noble truths, as taught by the lord sakyamuni buddha are: the truth of suffering the truth of the cause of suffering, the truth of the cessation of suffering, the truth of the way which leads to the cessation of suffering.	I accept it. What is suffering?
i am him.	Not until you are eighteen.
you can't do anything real until you are dalai lama.	I am him.
what do you think?	Do you have money?
do i have money?	What do you think?
you could buy them.	Do I have money?
can i save the sheep from going to the market? so they don't die.	You could buy them.
we are now accused of aiding the rebels. the chinese said we can expect drastic measures to be taken to crush this revolt.	Arrange for me to speak to the people's leaders.
i will not go.	I will alert the Chinese delegation. You know, I would never have let you go alone, Kundun.
the crowd will not disperse until you give your assurance that you will not attend the chinese festivities. many who have been invited to dine with the chinese do not return home.	I will not go.
they will take lhasa next.	The people will not allow it.
the pursuit of non-violence. very difficult.	Non-violence means co-operation when it is possible. Resistance, when it is not.
the communists put their guns in the hands of the khamba children and force the child to kill the parent. they have dropped bombs on the monastery of lithang in kham. it has been destroyed. women and children, trying to escape from the fighting, have been shot with machine guns, fired from airplanes.	The pursuit of non-violence. Very difficult.
i have always asked for plain information. just the truth.	The Communists put their guns in the hands of the Khamba children and force the child to kill the parent. They have dropped bombs on the monastery of Lithang in Kham. It has been destroyed. Women and children, trying to escape from the fighting, have been shot with machine guns, fired from airplanes.
a beggar can be called a landlord if he disapproves of the chinese.	I have always asked for plain information. Just the truth.
land reform is underway in amdo. the large estates are being confiscated and redistributed. landlords are being punished.	A beggar can be called a landlord if he disapproves of the Chinese.
the khamba's gun is his most prized possession. i admire them so. they face a modern, well equipped army, and still, they fight.	Land reform is underway in Amdo. The large estates are being confiscated and redistributed. Landlords are being punished.
i ask them to stop, to lay down their guns.	The Khamba's gun is his most prized possession. I admire them so. They face a modern, well equipped army, and still, they fight.
did you ever doubt it?	I had relinquished doubt.
shall we consult the protective deities, holiness?	My first and foremost duty is to protect my people. I feel sure of this. And, things change. Maybe not right away, maybe not soon. But I believe this -- things will change.
i am scared.	Shall we consult the protective deities, Holiness?
the chinese would see such a pact as an open declaration of war.	Tibet, at war? No. China is close, America is far away. After countless people die, China would still, always, be close. We will work with what we have.
at this point, the most likely result of a foreign pact is war.	The Chinese would see such a pact as an open declaration of war.
it is unlikely. america, perhaps. there is great anti-communist feeling in america.	At this point, the most likely result of a foreign pact is war.
your prime minsters would argue that such negotiations should take place in lhasa.	And then they would concede that the times are desperate and we must go to Peking. Agreed. Send Ngabo. Is that all?
where is that?	In the Americas.
one country did sponsor the resolution. a land called "el salvador".	Where is that?
has anyone died?	The radio contact said one officer had died. Then he said, "The Chinese soldiers -- they are coming." And then, the radio went dead.
eight thousand, five hundred, soldiers and officers. we have recently requested mortars, anti-aircraft guns and ammunition from india. we have several hundred in the area.	Has anyone died?
what is the size of our army, now?	Eight thousand, five hundred, soldiers and officers. We have recently requested mortars, anti-aircraft guns and ammunition from India. We have several hundred in the area.
quite simple. yes. good.	I shall send a letter to America, to the President, informing him of our problem.
ask the chinese mission to leave our country. immediately.	Quite simple. Yes. Good.
america, we shall see.	Ask the Chinese mission to leave our country. Immediately.
and, america?	America, we shall see.
britain chooses not to.	And, America?
britain?	Britain chooses not to.
india is a newly independent nation. they are struggling. india is in no position to help us.	Britain?
can india help us?	India is a newly independent nation. They are struggling. India is in no position to help us.
yes. as a free country. but our attempts have proven futile. we continue to be badly outmaneuvered by the chinese.	Can India help us?
so, tibet, too, needs to define itself.	Yes. As a free country. But our attempts have proven futile. We continue to be badly outmaneuvered by the Chinese.
the war is over. this is a time in when nations are redefining themselves.	So, Tibet, too, needs to define itself.
ask whatever you will.	What is the danger from the Chinese, now?
i need to know what you know. i am no longer a child.	Ask whatever you will.
what can i do? i am only a boy.	You are the man who wrote this letter. You are the man who has come back to lead us. You will soon have great responsibilities. You must know what to do.
i am sorry for you to have to witness this, kundun.	Look here!
tell me.	When it is time.
he warned about the future of tibet.	Tell me.
what was the warning of the thirteenth dalai lama?	He warned about the future of Tibet.
where is alsace?	I do not know, Holiness.
it is an island. american territory.	Where is Alsace?
in the pacific ocean.	It is an island. American territory.
no. this war is almost over.	Will we ever be in war?
will we be in this war?	No. This war is almost over.
the regent is adding men. and he bought rifles and ammunition from india. mountain guns, too.	Will we be in this war?
no. not very big.	The Regent is adding men. And he bought rifles and ammunition from India. Mountain guns, too.
is that big?	No. Not very big.
roughly five thousand men.	Is that big?
how big is tibet's army?	Roughly five thousand men.
please.	How big is Tibet's army?
may i listen to the news with you, holiness?	Please.
of course, please, this way. your servant may use the kitchen.	Thank you.
we are traveling to lhasa. may we...?	Of course, please, this way. Your servant may use the kitchen.
please, come in, so cold.	We are traveling to Lhasa. May we...?
good day.	Please, come in, so cold.
good day.	Good day.
you have a lot to learn about organization. how to draw out people's opinions. how to make key decisions. train your young tibetans. when i make contact with you, i want to reach you through a tibetan.	Always.
i have been greatly impressed by your accomplishments. industrial progress. great efficiency. your people are capable and courteous.	You have a lot to learn about organization. How to draw out people's opinions. How to make key decisions. Train your young Tibetans. When I make contact with you, I want to reach you through a Tibetan.
yes, i am aware. how has your time in china been?	I have been greatly impressed by your accomplishments. Industrial progress. Great efficiency. Your people are capable and courteous.
i leave tomorrow.	Yes, I am aware. How has your time in China been?
ah, dalai lama, thank you for coming so late.	I leave tomorrow.
for me, i think such a mix is crucial.	Have a sweet. Made in my home province. The kind my mother used to make.
you know, i have great respect for your lord buddha. he was anti-caste. anti-corruption. anti-exploitation. for some, politics and religion can mix.	For me, I think such a mix is crucial.
good. very good. tibet is a great country. a wonderful history. long ago, you even conquered part of china. but now you have fallen behind and we want to help you. in twenty years time you could be ahead of us. then it will be your turn to help china.	You know, I have great respect for your Lord Buddha. He was anti-caste. Anti-corruption. Anti-exploitation. For some, politics and religion can mix.
i am happy to hear you say this, chairman mao. i have created a reform committee to investigate grievances and we have abolished inherited tax, and forgiven all money owed the government by people who are unable to pay.	Good. Very good. Tibet is a great country. A wonderful history. Long ago, you even conquered part of China. But now you have fallen behind and we want to help you. In twenty years time you could be ahead of us. Then it will be your turn to help China.
it is too early to implement all the clauses of the seventeen point agreement. we will establish a preparatory committee for the autonomous region of tibet. the pace of reform must meet with the desires of the tibetan people. changes must be made slowly, as you, yourself, judge necessary.	I am happy to hear you say this, Chairman Mao. I have created a reform committee to investigate grievances and we have abolished Inherited Tax, and forgiven all money owed the Government by people who are unable to pay.
i have great hopes for the future of our co-operation.	It is too early to implement all the clauses of the Seventeen Point Agreement. We will establish a Preparatory Committee for the Autonomous Region of Tibet. The pace of reform must meet with the desires of the Tibetan people. Changes must be made slowly, as you, yourself, judge necessary.
you must inform me at once if any of our people abuse the tibetans trust and good nature.	I have great hopes for the future of our co-operation.
do you think i must?	You decide.
you will always!	I have one more piece of news. A baby is coming.
me?	You will always!
but you will always be here?	Me?
i turn you over again, today, lhamo. one day, you will not be able to come running to us.	But you will always be here?
he was always nice to me. he found me. he saw me in his dreams.	I turn you over again, today, Lhamo. One day, you will not be able to come running to us.
well, some say. it's not for you to worry about. another will be chosen.	He was always nice to me. He found me. He saw me in his dreams.
is he a bad man? norbu says he is "lavish" and "willful". "how can he give you monk's vows if he has not kept them himself?"	Well, some say. It's not for you to worry about. Another will be chosen.
i have news. the regent has resigned his post.	Is he a bad man? Norbu says he is "lavish" and "willful". "How can he give you monk's vows if he has not kept them himself?"
what does the butter spot feel like?	Soft. Nice. I have a good friend back in Lhasa.
you decide.	What does the butter spot feel like?
true.	You decide.
what do you think?	True.
is that a true story, or pretend?	What do you think?
he does, a little spot where the butter had been.	Is that a true story, or pretend?
does he have the spot?	He does, a little spot where the butter had been.
this little brother was terribly sweet. when he died, my mother was so sad. a lama said to her, before the little brother was laid out for burial, take a bit of butter and rub a spot on his skin. he will come back to you, you will see. so, my mother did this, and a few years later, a new boy was born.	Does he have the spot?
you have grown up very good.	And you have grown older and your chin has grown balder.
we have.	You have grown up very good.
we have had fun, you and i. fun for a little boy in an old palace.	We have.
i will miss you.	We have had fun, you and I. Fun for a little boy in an old palace.
you must study very hard, do not neglect the holy things during this time.	I will miss you.
am i running away?	The people will cry when they learn you are gone. But they would all want you safe.
no, holiness.	Am I running away?
you will not come?	No, Holiness.
but, i have no experience.	Oh, but you do, Kundun. Who else would be here?
these are dangerous times. they want the dalai lama to lead them.	But, I have no experience.
then, i am lucky. i am still too young.	These are dangerous times. They want the Dalai Lama to lead them.
the people want you made dalai lama.	Then, I am lucky. I am still too young.
why is this? what is happening? tell me!	Reting Rinpoche has been arrested. He tried to overthrow Regent Taktra. Today, he is brought back to Lhasa by government officials. The monks at Sera Monastery have been on his side. Now, there is trouble between them and the army.
this is tibet. and this is china.	Ahh.
ahh.	Where is Poland?
this is britain.	Ahh.
yes.	But, surely, we are safe in Tibet. We don't believe in killing.
the chinese.	Yes.
we have enemies.	The Chinese.
maybe in the next life, the world will not need a dalai lama.	I would not know. Maybe.
but you are not a shepherd, you are the dalai lama.	Maybe in the next life, the world will not need a Dalai Lama.
i want to be a shepherd, taking those goats and cows out to the hillside.	But you are not a shepherd, you are the Dalai Lama.
you cannot.	I want to be a shepherd, taking those goats and cows out to the hillside.
i want to run down the street. i want to buy a toy. eat from the shops.	You cannot.
you can only go with attendants and a big ceremony.	I want to run down the street. I want to buy a toy. Eat from the shops.
i want to go down there.	You can only go with attendants and a big ceremony.
pretend.	As you say.
it is a story, you decide.	Pretend.
is that true or pretend?	It is a story, you decide.
she carried a basket in her arms, a big, heavy basket, and the old monk cautiously approached. she opened her basket and showed what she had. heads. human heads. only the heads.	Is that true or pretend?
things change, kundun.	Why is your beard so funny? Let me touch this.
i have more men.	I have smarter men.
i am braver.	I have more men.
and after the game, we're going to trade. you just stay over there, no, there!, norbu, and i will shoot at you. i want your land. i take it. i am stronger.	I am braver.
i'm on a big mountain and hitting at the bad men.	And after the game, we're going to trade. You just stay over there, no, there!, Norbu, and I will shoot at you. I want your land. I take it. I am stronger.
how could i ever leave?	It may not be your decision to make.
you are in great danger. the dalai lama cannot fall into chinese hands. you must flee.	How could I ever leave?
these are not human beings. they are worse than ghosts.	You are in great danger. The Dalai Lama cannot fall into Chinese hands. You must flee.
buddha teaches that we must learn from our enemy. we have compassion for all people.	These are not human beings. They are worse than ghosts.
this is not a fight to put bread just in one's own mouth. this is a fight for tibet.	Buddha teaches that we must learn from our enemy. We have compassion for all people.
we cannot.	This is not a fight to put bread just in one's own mouth. This is a fight for Tibet.
the chinese have one goal. the complete dissolution of our nation. the destruction of our culture. there is no room for buddha in their world. our only hope is to fight.	We cannot.
i remember, too, actually. i was frightened then. i am frightened now.	The Chinese have one goal. The complete dissolution of our nation. The destruction of our culture. There is no room for Buddha in their world. Our only hope is to fight.
i do.	I remember, too, actually. I was frightened then. I am frightened now.
do you remember the day i came to your monastery, when i was a baby? and you comforted me?	I do.
don't eat all those sweets. you'll get sick.	Do you remember the day I came to your monastery, when I was a baby? And you comforted me?
you, kill me?	Eliminate you.
they think they have convinced me. they think i am on their side. they have allowed me to leave kumbum and come to lhasa believing that i will try to turn you to their ways. if i do not succeed, i am to eliminate you.	You, kill me?
tell me.	They think they have convinced me. They think I am on their side. They have allowed me to leave Kumbum and come to Lhasa believing that I will try to turn you to their ways. If I do not succeed, I am to eliminate you.
i mean, my doubt. why me? am i him?	Doubt is an affliction. Reliquish it. Accept.
it is a difficult situation.	I mean, my doubt. Why me? Am I Him?
what should i do about my doubt, teacher?	It is a difficult situation.
what would you do, holiness?	What should I do about my doubt, Teacher?
if we agree that we are part of china, nothing else will matter. not trade, not defense. we will be lost.	What would you do, Holiness?
completely.	Good. Where is Reting Rinpoche now?
you are unharmed?	Completely.
it is possible, holiness.	You are unharmed?
taktra rinpoche, i understand there was an attempt on your life.	It is possible, Holiness.
like my mother.	I see that.
look for a strong woman, not too occupied with her beauty. look for a woman who keeps her hands busy. look for a kind heart.	Like my mother.
much too young.	Look for a strong woman, not too occupied with her beauty. Look for a woman who keeps her hands busy. Look for a kind heart.
too young?	Much too young.
no.	Too young?
the land has stayed in the family. we work together. the nobleman is not too bad.	Does he treat you fairly?
hmm.	The land has stayed in the family. We work together. The nobleman is not too bad.
i did not know him before i married him. i loved his brother, but then, i married his brother, too. he is dead now.	Hmm.
did you love your husband, before you married?	I did not know him before I married him. I loved his brother, but then, I married his brother, too. He is dead now.
we won't let him get hurt, ma'am.	You're all fuckers.  Vicious little fuckers.
you can't take a cow by eminent domain.	We won't let him get hurt, Ma'am.
he just <u>appeared</u>.  you have no idea how he arrived in this lake?	No.  Do you?
you killed him.	Oh, yes.
oh yes.  i killed him.	You killed him.
mrs. bickerman, the reason we're up here... a man was fatally attacked yesterday by some animal in this lake.  do you know how your husband died?	Oh yes.  I killed him.
i'll sue you.	Go ahead.
you're to wait right here until the police show, you're under full house arrest.	Thank you, Officer Fuckmeat.
murders and rapes in the cities. people bomb planes... can the police stop them?  <u>no</u>.  but feed one little cow to a crocodile...	You're to wait right here until the police show, you're under full house arrest.
ma'am, how could you not report this?  he puts human life at risk and--	Nobody <u>lives</u> on this lake.  it's really <u>his</u> lake now.
ma'am.  your husband, bernie.  you didn't, by any chance, lead him to the lake blindfolded?	<u>No</u>, <u>I</u> <u>did</u> <u>not</u>.  The crocodile <u>did</u> kill him, though. But it was all... it was a mistake.
oh, but you <u>have</u>, ma'am.  you lied to us, that could be obstruction of justice.  a man's been killed in part 'cause of your silence, i could make out a charge of reckless endangerment and i'm sure peta would be annoyed at how you treat your cows.	The <u>reason</u> I lied is if I'd told you the truth, you'd just hunt it down and kill it which seems to be exactly what you're doing.
i haven't broken any laws.	Oh, but you <u>have</u>, Ma'am.  You lied to us, that could be obstruction of justice.  A man's been killed in part 'cause of your silence, I could make out a charge of reckless endangerment and I'm sure PETA would be annoyed at how you treat your cows.
and how would you have accomplished this, ma'am?	Well, he was very ill and he refused to go see a doctor and well... I think he had Alzheimer's, he would be coherent one day, incoherent the next and one <u>coherent</u> day, he asked me to end his suffering.  I wouldn't <u>do</u> it but he kept insisting and insisting and deteriorating till the point the only cognitive thing he could really do was that I finish him off.  Finally I just gave in and hit him on the head with a skillet then buried him under the bulkhead.
my department doesn't have any record of that, mrs. bickerman.	Oh well, I'm sorry.  I didn't realize you keep such a firm track of the dead.
oh, my husband passed away almost two years ago.	My department doesn't have any record of that, Mrs. Bickerman.
go!!!	<u>I'm</u> <u>trying</u>!!!
<u>no</u>.  if you don't kill him instantly, i'm dead and you'll only kill him instantly if you get his brain, which is about the size of a cherry.  and even if you <u>were</u> on target, a bullet might not penetrate his hide.	Jesus.  About twelve more yards.  Keep coming just like that.
i might get a shot.	<u>No</u>.  If you don't kill him instantly, I'm dead and you'll only kill him instantly if you get his brain, which is about the size of a cherry.  And even if you <u>were</u> on target, a bullet might not penetrate his hide.
<u>please</u>.  i'll have sex with you, anything, but get out of the water.	He's not gonna hurt <u>me</u>.
i need to see his habitat.	<u>Please</u>.  I'll have sex with you, anything, but get out of the water.
c'mon hector.  i know you're crazy but you can't--	I need to see his habitat.
'cause this is the cove he obviously lives in.	<u>So</u> <u>why</u> <u>are</u> <u>we</u> <u>landing</u>?  <u>Hector</u>.
why are we landing?	'Cause this is the cove he obviously lives in.
it happens when i land.	Why are we landing?
it seems like we're getting lower.	It happens when I land.
thank you.	And law enforcement, such dangerous work.  The idea that you could die suddenly with no offspring, disconcerting, let's mate, commit your genes to perpetuity.
you're a beautiful woman.	Thank you.
where is he?!	I don't know!
i just have this feeling everything's totally safe.	I see blood.  Maybe you got him, Hank.
no!	I just have this feeling everything's totally safe.
gee, that would really disappoint me.	Forget about him being God, he's thirty feet long, he <u>is</u> a miracle of nature, who somehow made his way to Maine.  This is a grand beast. <u>A</u> <u>grand</u> <u>dragon</u>.  An attempt should at least be made to capture him alive.
you probably <u>do</u> want to be killed by it, that was you trying to meet your maker.	So profound and fat.
then do it!!	You probably <u>do</u> want to be killed by it, that was you trying to meet your maker.
i can arrest you!!	Then do it!!
that <u>sounds</u> good but underneath it's hurtful.  nightcap?	Raincheck.
i'm tired, hector.  i know this because you're beginning to not bug me.	That <u>sounds</u> good but underneath it's hurtful.  Nightcap?
sobek.  half man, half croc, oldest god--	I'm tired, Hector.  I know this because you're beginning to not bug me.
he didn't eat the kid cause he'd just swallowed a bear.	Sobek.  Half man, half croc, oldest God--
just spit him back out.  some shall live, some shall die, arbitrarily, sound like any higher power we know?	He didn't eat the kid cause he'd just swallowed a bear.
what's that?	It came from across the lake.
is everything a big fucking joke to you?	<u>Bite</u> <u>my</u> <u>bishop</u>.
maybe he doesn't play well with others.	Is everything a big fucking joke to you?
asia?  how... how could he get here?	Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down a toilet.
promise you won't kill me, first.	I have no interest in ever looking at you, Hector.  Could you please cut me down?
this is a setback.	You don't want to cut me down. 'Cause I'll kill you.
his head was just... bitten off.	I used to have this recurring nightmare that I was headless.
whenever somebody dies i consider it such a waste that i didn't know him better.	His head was just... bitten off.
yup.	Whenever somebody dies I consider it such a waste that I didn't know him better.
was he a good man?	Yup.
i brought a pork chop, maybe we could hang it around your neck for luck.	No thank you, but maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.
is this a trick?	What I'm saying is <u>if</u> it's a crocodile that cut a man in half he would have to be over twenty feet which would make him well over a hundred years old, it would be unthinkable to destroy him.
crocodiles don't sever with their teeth, their molars are blunt.	Is this a trick?
again.  not to be disruptive.  do we have a problem with it dying?	Crocodiles don't sever with their teeth, their molars are blunt.
that "walt" guy got hit underwater--	No crocodile has ever--
they don't really attack underwater and--	That "Walt" guy got hit underwater--
again, i don't mean to be annoying with my questions.  but if it <u>is</u> a crocodile which i don't think it is.  and if they <u>do</u> charge these baby hatchling sounds...  why exactly would you want to be underwater at the time?  with you it makes sense.	They don't really attack underwater and--
i coulda shot you, you--	This could end up saving your life,--
i keep telling you, they <u>can</u> come on land, i don't wanna wake up in the middle of the night--	I coulda shot you, you--
a spring trap!	I keep telling you, they <u>can</u> come on land, I don't wanna wake up in the middle of the night--
i'm laying a spring trap!	A spring trap!
you're crawling around like a--	I'm laying a spring trap!
what are <u>you</u> doing?!	You're crawling around like a--
what the hell are you doing?!!	What are <u>you</u> doing?!
jesus christ!!	What the hell are you doing?!!
i do <u>not</u> like you.	Deep down, gut check.  I'm growing fond of <u>you</u> and it's liberating to say so.
and you like me.	I do <u>not</u> like you.
you listen to me.  the only reason i'm letting you be part of this is 'cause you got the helicopter and the radar--	And you like me.
no!!  out!	You listen to me.  The only reason I'm letting you be part of this is 'cause you got the helicopter and the radar--
could <u>she</u> stay, we've tentatively scheduled intercourse.	No!!  Out!
everybody out, back to your tents, <u>now</u>!	Could <u>she</u> stay, we've tentatively scheduled intercourse.
they come on land and they're brazen.  they're also attracted to noise, you can see i make a lot of it.	Everybody out, back to your tents, <u>now</u>!
<u>no</u>!!  what's with digging the holes?	They come on land and they're brazen.  They're also attracted to noise, you can see I make a lot of it.
cocktail?	<u>No</u>!!  What's with digging the holes?
we are here on official business.	Cocktail?
keystone what?	Species, keystones affect the entire ecosystem, that could explain all these worms, the water. You've got a crocodile.  Bury your friend.
well, you've got a croc alright, they're keystone species.	Keystone what?
we'd only just met.	Well, you've got a croc alright, they're keystone species.
around here.  yeah.	If he's eaten in the area, he shouldn't be far away.  Crocs hang around the food source.
and what would he do come winter?	They can survive winter.  As long as their nostrils don't freeze, they survive,  am I foolish to explain things, he had such trouble with my name?
they have saltwater glands, they can swim across oceans, it's only a matter of time.	And what would he do come winter?
i really don't mean to be discourteous.  but how is it a person could come to believe that a crocodile is in new england?	They have saltwater glands, they can swim across oceans, it's only a matter of time.
mr. cyr!	C'mon, we're losing light,  why does the big one heckle me?
they've been migrating north, kelly, this lake connects to the ocean,--	Mr. Cyr!
wait just a second.  you don't just fly in here and start barking orders.	I apologize, I just don't want to lose the light, we've got time for a quick scout,  you've had work done.
i'll need any and all topographic studies.	Wait just a second.  You don't just fly in here and start barking orders.
--<u>who</u> <u>is</u> <u>he</u>?	I'll need any and all topographic studies.
women's intuition.  are there anymore?	Just those two.
she didn't tell us about the other croc 'cause she was afraid we'd blow it's head off.	Women's intuition.  Are there anymore?
you talk to bickerman?	She didn't tell us about the other croc 'cause she was afraid we'd blow it's head off.
you take care.	You talk to Bickerman?
<u>no</u>.  look.  he's got nothing left.	Yeah and every time we think there's no more danger--
where is he?	Tranq guns down, rifles up!
thank you, jack.	You shoot on my order.  If he charges, I'll be yelling "go" which means drivers take off.  And drive fast, they can move on land.  You set?
almost here, hector.  don't forget to lift up the cow.	Thank you, Jack.
radar, he's underwater.  but he's definitely coming.	Okay.  Lead him in.  Okay, everybody up on the trucks. We aim for the stomach or side... there's little chance the darts will pierce his hide.  <u>Everybody</u> <u>up</u> <u>on</u> <u>the</u> <u>trucks</u>.
can you confirm visually or just radar?	Radar, he's underwater.  But he's definitely coming.
thirty meters or so.  moving slow, but straight toward elsie.	Can you confirm visually or just radar?
where?  where?	Thirty meters or so.  Moving slow, but straight toward Elsie.
i got something on the screen.	You do?
you ready on shore?	We're ready.
the more he thrashes, the better.	You ready on shore?
right.	The more he thrashes, the better.
keep enough tension to hold him up, hector, we don't know if he can swim.	Right.
and again.  how would you get him on land?	That's actually the easy part.
so maybe wildlife will try to save him, they're more equipped to--	We both know what they'll do.
jack.  we've all seen it.  he's probably a hundred and fifty years old, he's bigger than an elephant.	So maybe Wildlife will try to save him, they're more equipped to--
no way.	Jack.  We've all seen it.  He's probably a hundred and fifty years old, he's bigger than an elephant.
<u>forget</u> <u>it</u>.	Look.  I know I'm crazy, but when they come, they will kill it.  They have to, politically, he's too dangerous, if something were to go wrong... the odds are he will be destroyed,--
i have enough flaxedil with me to put him out.  and i think i know a way to--	<u>Forget</u> <u>it</u>.
well, you can try talking them into that, if--	I have enough flaxedil with me to put him out.  And I think I know a way to--
let's not overlook he didn't eat me, maybe--	'Cause he just ate a cow, you stupid--
bastard bit my chopper.	Hey!!
this time, <u>i'm</u> gonna kick your ass.	Bastard bit my chopper.
he never said "go".	Get the gun.
get your big gun and guard the shore.  hector.  go to your tent.	He never said "go".
at school they'd always say "go" first.	Get your big gun and guard the shore.  Hector.  Go to your tent.
yeah.  thanks to you.	And Hank.  I know you weren't really trying to hit him.
he's gonna live?	Yeah.  Thanks to you.
guess i finally got bit.	Yeah, you got bit.  I'm gonna fix it.
you're gonna be okay.	Guess I finally got bit.
i'm okay.	You're not okay, your leg's a mess.
and how would we neutralize him?	We lure him on land and pump him with the drugs.
they could try to tranq him on land.	They won't.  He's taken human life, the mission will be to put him down.
they're not going to be able to snag him in pitmans.  tranq him in water, he drowns.	They could try to tranq him on land.
what?	Could we have intercourse?
yes.  you may.  but maybe... i don't know...	What?
can i tell them you won't go back in the water?	Yes.  You may.  But maybe... I don't know...
eh.  fuck it.	Can I tell them you won't go back in the water?
no.	Eh.  Fuck it.
didn't even <u>sound</u> good?	No.
oh, bullshit.	Didn't even <u>sound</u> good?
i'm an empty man, kelly, wealth has robbed me of the dream in life, i sit here broken, a hollow sack--	Oh, bullshit.
i'm no psychiatrist.  but i would think there have to be better places to look for autonomy, than--	I'm an empty man, Kelly, wealth has robbed me of the dream in life, I sit here broken, a hollow sack--
with crocodiles... everything's even.	I'm no psychiatrist.  But I would think there have to be better places to look for autonomy, than--
<u>nothing's</u> real.  i'm rich, people are automatically my friends, sycophants ooze out like oil slicks and and and--	With crocodiles... everything's even.
excuse me?	<u>Nothing's</u> real.  I'm rich, people are automatically my friends, sycophants ooze out like oil slicks and and and--
nothing's real.	Excuse me?
hector.  what you just did... there was at least some sort of a death wish going on.	Nothing's real.
you think i'm <u>that</u> nuts?	Hector.  What you just did... there was at least some sort of a death wish going on.
<u>did</u> you want to be killed by it?	You think I'm <u>that</u> nuts?
<u>jack</u>!	I'm a civilian!  You don't have any authority--
are you sure?	Scales were oval.  It was an <u>Asian</u> crocodile.
he was an indo-pacific.	Are you sure?
what?  oh as <u>if</u> i'm interested.	As if.  Will you miss me?
two years married, divorced, used to be a lawyer, quit, i'm still waiting on his sperm count.	What?  Oh as <u>if</u> I'm interested.
and what if i tranq him kelly?  he drowns.  you think about that?	I'm just saying last resort.
you <u>should</u> take a flax pole.	And what if I tranq him Kelly?  He drowns.  You think about that?
such the flirt.	U.S. Wildlife won't send anybody without a confirmation.
none of us actually <u>saw</u> anything.  i realize this sir, but something flipped us over, i doubt very much it was a mink.	What's going on?
'cept he wasn't before, was he?  you know, when friends or family members say things, they tend not to register so sometimes it helps to hear it from a total stranger. you're fat.	<u>Hector</u>.
but they're nighttime hunters, hector, he'd probably be on land now anyway.	'Cept he wasn't before, was he?  You know, when friends or family members say things, they tend not to register so sometimes it helps to hear it from a total stranger. You're fat.
i never had sex with you!	Even so, you're allowed to boast. You look thin by the way, I've mentally undressed you, I can see your ribcage.
if he's here, i'll find him.  did she tell you we had sex together?	I never had sex with you!
hector.  the big one has no sense of humor.  and since <u>he's</u> the one who decides whether you get to play, try not to be your obnoxious self.	That hurt my feelings.
that was... y'know if the guy asks me can she kiss, now i'll be able to tell him if you can.	Good thinking.
probably not.	That was... y'know if the guy asks me can she kiss, now I'll be able to tell him if you can.
worth a try.  we don't wanna be alone forever, do we?	Probably not.
you think?	Worth a try.  We don't wanna be alone forever, do we?
so i was thinking... maybe if i met anybody in <u>my</u> world who was good for <u>you</u> and if you know somebody in new york good for me, we could fix each other up.	You think?
no.	So I was thinking... maybe if I met anybody in <u>my</u> world who was good for <u>you</u> and if you know somebody in New York good for me, we could fix each other up.
yeah, i thought about that as i was driving... and... i haven't found somebody in my world.  you found anyone in yours?	No.
different worlds, jack.	Yeah, I thought about that as I was driving... and... I haven't found somebody in my world.  You found anyone in yours?
it was... something meeting you.	Likewise.
but we do.  hey, we'll always have maine.	It was... something meeting you.
y'know, if we didn't live in separate worlds and...	But we do.  Hey, we'll always have Maine.
yeah.	Y'know, if we didn't live in separate worlds and...
if i'm ever in new york...	Yeah.
you sure?  i don't mind...	No, I actually <u>want</u> to stay for a little while.
well...	You wanna ride in my truck?
get him onto shore.	He heeds a tourniquet.
he's through fighting.  look at him.	I don't care.  Hank.  End it.
we gotta get to hector!!	Back us in a little, we need to get a shot!
hector!!	Take him.
watch out!!	Keep firing!
he's mooing.	You wouldn't?
he's floating.  take it home.	Hector.
he doesn't seem to be swimming.  is he swimming?	He's floating.  Take it home.
he looks like a giant tea bag.	He doesn't seem to be swimming.  Is he swimming?
he <u>has</u> been going after everything. it <u>could</u> work.  but this is not a happy cow.	He looks like a giant tea bag.
it can't work.	He <u>has</u> been going after everything. It <u>could</u> work.  But this is not a happy cow.
well...	We've got a cow hanging from a helicopter.
are we crazy?	Well...
we might as well pack.	Good idea.
okay.	We might as well pack.
just heard from wildlife and florida fish and game.  they should be here by four.	Okay.
alright, jack!	<u>No</u>!  You might think they're Godly, you might get some spiritual lift backstrokin' with dragons but you just put a deputy at risk and--
you wanna kill yourself, that it, you looking to commit some kind of divine suicide?	Alright, Jack!
what?	Look.
you calm down!	<u>Calm</u> <u>down</u>.
calm down.	You calm down!
<u>no</u>.  i keep getting hit with heads!	Calm down.
really--	<u>No</u>.  I keep getting hit with heads!
<u>that</u> <u>is</u> <u>it</u>!!	Really--
okay.  okay.  okay.	<u>That</u> <u>is</u> <u>it</u>!!
<u>i'm</u> <u>not</u> <u>mushing</u> <u>it</u>.	Okay.  Okay.  Okay.
you're mushing it a little around the--	<u>I'm</u> <u>not</u> <u>mushing</u> <u>it</u>.
i'm not mushing it.	You're mushing it a little around the--
maybe.  don't mush it.	I'm not mushing it.
thing we can lift it?	Maybe.  Don't mush it.
what?	I heard something.
ssssh!	What?
i'm gonna get ticks.  i know it. they're drawn to me.  i got a thing about ticks.	Ssssh!
we seem to say goodnight a lot.	We could <u>not</u> say it and...  Well, that thing is ambulatory if you want somebody in your tent to...
well.  goodnight.	We seem to say goodnight a lot.
thanks for the... bandaid.	Night.
that's why you're here.  to get in the middle of something?	Maybe.  I've always <u>read</u> about what's happened.  I've never... I know it sounds silly but, it's nice to be someplace <u>while</u> something is actually... y'know... happening.
you're having the best time of your life, aren't you?	What?  Why... people have been killed, I hardly think I'm having a good time, why would...  Does it show?
thank you.	You're having the best time of your life, aren't you?
keep it dry.  no swimming.	Thank you.
no thanks.	Keep it dry.  No swimming.
father's a surgeon.  i can even stitch in a pinch, wouldn't be a bad idea here.	No thanks.
who taught you be be a nurse?	Father's a surgeon.  I can even stitch in a pinch, wouldn't be a bad idea here.
just gotta pull it a little tighter.	Who taught you be be a nurse?
<u>ow</u>.  shit.	Just gotta pull it a little tighter.
sorry.	It's okay.
let's get away from the shore.	Sorry.
i wonder if he's some kind of mutant.  that bear had to be surprised.	Let's get away from the shore.
i couldn't believe... did you see the size of that thing's mouth?	I wonder if he's some kind of mutant.  That bear had to be surprised.
yeah.  i got some stuff for your cut.	I couldn't believe... did you see the size of that thing's mouth?
like little children.  you okay?	Yeah.  I got some stuff for your cut.
why he's that <u>big</u>, i don't know. why he's <u>here</u>... the wetlands are being developed, crocodiles are moving.  australia, fiji, the things have started to cross oceans.	But why <u>Maine</u> and why alone?  Crocs are social, why's this guy on the move by himself?
a man just died, you're hitting on me with science.	Just forget it.
i was trying to pay you a compliment, i was guising it as science 'cause i know you're comfortable in that arena. science.	A man just died, you're hitting on me with science.
you <u>did</u>, you--	I was trying to pay you a compliment, I was guising it as science 'cause I know you're comfortable in that arena. Science.
i didn't say it like that.	You <u>did</u>, you--
nice?  nice would be "you look pretty," nice is not some man- eating monster has tricked my brain into making you look good.	I didn't say it like that.
forgive me for trying to be nice.	Nice?  Nice would be "you look pretty," nice is not some man- eating monster has tricked my brain into making you look good.
gee, that was so poetic, jack.  i'm all moist.	Forgive me for trying to be nice.
i'm saying between the moonlight, a beautiful lake <u>and</u> a monster that bites heads off... you look good.	Gee, that was so poetic, Jack.  I'm all moist.
what are you talking about?	I'm saying between the moonlight, a beautiful lake <u>and</u> a monster that bites heads off... you look good.
when you get scared, the brain releases a chemical, same chemical it releases when somebody's...  in high school, the thing to do was to take the girl to a scary movie.	What are you talking about?
excuse me?	When you get scared, the brain releases a chemical, same chemical it releases when somebody's...  in high school, the thing to do was to take the girl to a scary movie.
you know they say the brain confuses fear for passion.	Excuse me?
i thought i might track the shoreline tomorrow, look for prints.	You know they say the brain confuses fear for passion.
hard to believe there could be a monster under such peacefulness.	I thought I might track the shoreline tomorrow, look for prints.
<u>are</u> you okay?	Um... y'know...  Yeah.
police want to keep it quiet, if the press gets word... lake monster.  they just want us to sit tight.	<u>Are</u> you okay?
that's probably good.	Police want to keep it quiet, if the press gets word... lake monster.  They just want us to sit tight.
no.  u.s. wildlife is on their way.	That's probably good.
yeah.  nobody saw <u>anything</u>?	No.  U.S. Wildlife is on their way.
you okay?  kelly?	Yeah.  Nobody saw <u>anything</u>?
good.  see ya soon.	Good luck.
they respond pretty quick.  i'll wait till you get down before i turn it on.	Good.  See ya soon.
he thinks they're what?	In his defense, every primitive culture known to man deified them. He's a mythology professor, he thinks crocs are divine conduits.
good.	'Night.
okay.  we're up at six.	Good.
that was an awful thing to say to me.	I'm sorry but you're...
you flew up here because your boss--	I am going out on that boat and why are you picking on me, is this some kind of--
i didn't fly up here to roast marshmallows--	You flew up here because your boss--
it's too dangerous for--	I didn't fly up here to roast marshmallows--
i am <u>not</u> staying on shore.	It's too dangerous for--
whatever's out there <u>did</u> flip over a canoe--	I am <u>not</u> staying on shore.
i beg your pardon?	Whatever's out there <u>did</u> flip over a canoe--
listen, uh... hank and i think it best if you stay on shore.	I beg your pardon?
skipping stones.  look how flat that water is, you can get ten skips on a good one.	Listen, uh... Hank and I think it best if you stay on shore.
what are you doing?	Skipping stones.  Look how flat that water is, you can get ten skips on a good one.
he could be right there and you wouldn't see him.	I'd be able to see something.
if one could be out there... why does fish and game tell me it's impossible?	Because they just consult their little indigenous charts.
adult males will charge hatchlings. if there's one out there...	If one could be out there... why does Fish And Game tell me it's impossible?
baby crocs?	Adult males will charge hatchlings. If there's one out there...
<u>something's</u> in that water.	Well until we see it, we're not gonna be convincing too many people.
same thing from fish and game.	<u>Something's</u> in that water.
in maine?	There <u>have</u> been Northern sightings. But not <u>this</u> North.
who?	Hector Cyr.  He's a rich kook mythology professor.  He's done some work with our museum.  He also treks the world to swim with crocodiles.
if this is who i <u>think</u> it is.  it <u>is</u>.	Who?
what?	If this is who I <u>think</u> it is.  It <u>is</u>.
oh my god.	What?
i've come, i'm here, i'm staying. unless there are ticks.	Oh my God.
well.  you don't have to <u>stay</u> out <u>here</u>, why don't--	I've come, I'm here, I'm staying. Unless there are ticks.
i'm not making it up.	Well.  You don't have to <u>stay</u> out <u>here</u>, why don't--
so i don't like tents, why--	You don't like tents, mosquitos, look at your fingernails, you have about as much business being in the woods--
and even if they <u>did</u>, i doubt <u>he</u> or <u>she</u> would have problems with <u>tents</u>.	So I don't like tents, why--
how would <u>you</u> know, what--	And even if they <u>did</u>, I doubt <u>he</u> or <u>she</u> would have problems with <u>tents</u>.
the museum of natural history doesn't send out investigators to--	How would <u>you</u> know, what--
i <u>told</u> you.	The Museum of Natural History doesn't send out investigators to--
why are you here?  really.	I <u>told</u> you.
i was told they discriminate against people with hygiene.  i never <u>believed</u> it.	Why are you here?  Really.
never been to maine before?	I was told they discriminate against people with hygiene.  I never <u>believed</u> it.
it really is beautiful, isn't it?	Never been to Maine before?
hank <u>says</u> he's sure.	It really is beautiful, isn't it?
and they're sure he didn't get tangled under the outboard somehow?	Hank <u>says</u> he's sure.
big but... a bear couldn't do that to a moose or man in <u>water</u>.  on <u>land</u> maybe.  but...	And they're sure he didn't get tangled under the outboard somehow?
how big do the bears get?	Big but... a bear couldn't do that to a moose or man in <u>water</u>.  On <u>land</u> maybe.  But...
excuse me.  one other thing, it's a <u>small</u> point, but... i have a thing about being humored, and i'm feeling humored, more by <u>him</u>, but you seemed quick to join in.	Ma'am, your first impression isn't going well.
did you make anything of the tooth?	Yes, it <u>did</u> seem prehistoric but I'm sure he just carried the thing for luck.  Not that it <u>worked</u>, obviously.  It probably somehow got lodged into his body.
are we all museum bigots in maine?	Did you make anything of the tooth?
jack wells.  a museum sent you?	Are we all museum bigots in Maine?
kelly scott.	Jack Wells.  A museum sent you?
thanks for your help.	You too.
he's done.  he's dying.	Don't count on it.  We better take him out.
i'll take it!	Hector.  <u>Do</u> <u>not</u> <u>move</u>.
if you get a safe shot...	I'll take it!
i can't.  i'll get hector!!	Where is he?!
even if we <u>could</u> tranq him-- how would we get him on land.	Other than to eat us?
now i'm gonna puke.	<u>You</u> <u>gotta</u> <u>be</u> <u>kidding</u>.
they won't be here till at least noon.  we got a few hours to kill.	So does he.
we shouldn't even really be doing this.	They won't be here till at least noon.  We got a few hours to kill.
get back from the shore.  we know how fast he can leap out.	We shouldn't even really be doing this.
you said nobody came in here!	Obviously I was wrong!
hank.  the little cannon you brought, get it.  guard the shoreline.  otherwise, we're done. we made the i.d., our job is finished.	Alright, Ms. Paleontologist.  I wanna know why that monster is here.  You got a theory?
doesn't <u>look</u> like it.	They look like they're jumping.
are they feeding?	Doesn't <u>look</u> like it.
white perch.	Are they feeding?
what's that?	White perch.
you gonna dig up that lady's husband?	I'll call the coroner.
half mile up, there's a clearing.	You gonna dig up that lady's husband?
i'm ready when you are.	Let's go.
we set?	Ready.  A museum in New York sent us some additional back up.
i'm sure this would offend you on principal but... could we keep in touch?	I guess.
should i?	Wait.
did you get him?	I don't know.  Back the truck--
such a simple idea and it's working.  what does that tell you?	That it's about to go wrong.
they're coming right in.	Such a simple idea and it's working.  What does that tell you?
if he gets close, you go <u>up</u>, hector, don't you endanger that cow.	She's worried about the cow now.
what?	Look ten feet into the water.
what is she doing <u>now</u>?  <u>mother</u> <u>of</u> <u>god</u>.	What?
shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.	Look.
hank!	He said he knew Karate!
are you okay?	Other than feeling slightly embarrassed, I'm perfectly fine.  Could you cut me down?
yes.	Are you okay?
hank?	Yes.
are you alright?	I think.  My hair.  Where's Hector?!  Where is he?
what was that?	I don't know.  It was like a tug. Something tugged us.
<u>that</u> was a bust.	What was that?
hector, jack, we show you with about twelve minutes of oxygen left, and you're on the last tank. time to go home.	<u>That</u> was a bust.
i'm just curious.  i can never tell what women think is handsome.  is he handsome?	Well.  He's probably rugged handsome I guess.  Yeah.
what is this?	I'm just curious.  I can never tell what women think is handsome.  Is he handsome?
you think jack's handsome?	What is this?
well hector's a giant cracker.	You think Jack's handsome?
hector thinks you like him.	Well Hector's a giant cracker.
<u>what</u>?  i don't even <u>know</u> the guy.	Hector thinks you like him.
you like jack?	<u>What</u>?  I don't even <u>know</u> the guy.
he said he knew it when he looked into their eyes.	You like Jack?
and that's why he thinks they're godly?	He said he knew it when he looked into their eyes.
he may be a kook but he's also been all over the world with them.  he even swam in the grimetti with killer niles all around him, he never got nipped.	And that's why he thinks they're Godly?
i asked you to be nice to him.	He may be a kook but he's also been all over the world with them.  He even swam in the Grimetti with killer Niles all around him, he never got nipped.
was that like a homo-sexual remark?	I asked you to be nice to him.
why does everybody insult my intelligence, i have intelligence, intelligent people eat twinkies.	I'm sorry.
it's to make you <u>understand</u> him, with understanding comes tolerance. too bad they don't put proverbs in twinkies, my load would be lighter.	Why does everybody insult my intelligence, I have intelligence, intelligent people eat Twinkies.
is this 'spose to make me take him more serious?	It's to make you <u>understand</u> him, with understanding comes tolerance. Too bad they don't put proverbs in Twinkies, my load would be lighter.
you hurt his feelings.  i think you should go apologize.	<u>Apologize</u>?
they don't believe her.	Thank you, it's so rewarding to imagine my tax dollar finding its way to you, you Fucker.
with what?	Crocodiles.  He's an expert on them.  And if he's <u>here</u>... then he must think that's what's in this lake.
you threw it at me!!	I just let go of it.
hey!!	You threw it at me!!
it looks like a branch.	Hey!!
i thought i saw...	It looks like a branch.
what?	I thought I saw...
what the hell?	What?
yes, <u>camp</u>, i thought that meant holiday inn, i never heard "tents", will there be toilets?	What the hell?
i told you.  two days, we'd have to camp.	Yes, <u>camp</u>, I thought that meant Holiday Inn, I never heard "tents", will there be toilets?
we're staying in <u>tents</u>?	I told you.  Two days, we'd have to camp.
the tents were sent ahead, they should already be set-up.	We're staying in <u>tents</u>?
gee.	The tents were sent ahead, they should already be set-up.
they wanted to call it lake placid. but somebody said that name was taken.	Gee.
what is with this lake?  it looks black and... there are no waves or anything.	They wanted to call it Lake Placid. But somebody said that name was taken.
was he swallowed?	Sheriff.
we don't mean to invade your privacy but... was he ill, was he sick?	Was he swallowed?
you're sort of a rude person.	It's just that--
and you stock these things for what, to fend off russia?	You're sort of a rude person.
lightweight forward area air device unit.  whatever's out there, one shot with this and he's dead.	And you stock these things for what, to fend off Russia?
<u>what</u> <u>is</u> <u>that</u>?	Lightweight Forward Area air device unit.  Whatever's out there, one shot with this and he's dead.
ever even been <u>in</u> one?	<u>What</u> <u>is</u> <u>that</u>?
i got nothing against--	Ever even been <u>in</u> one?
you have a thing against museums?	I got nothing against--
sorry.  i'm just a little unclear as to why the museum of natural history would send somebody here.	You have a thing against museums?
what?	Sorry.  I'm just a little unclear as to why the Museum of Natural History would send somebody here.
<u>we</u>?	What?
what kind of backup do we have?	<u>We</u>?
not yet.	What kind of backup do we have?
you talk to the married couple?	Not yet.
nobody lives within twenty-five miles, 'cept some old couple who live right on the lake.  teenagers trek in every once in a while, none have disappeared, and none have spotted anything unusual.	You talk to the married couple?
okay.  and is there a place nearby i could go to vomit?	Nobody lives within twenty-five miles, 'cept some old couple who live right on the lake.  Teenagers trek in every once in a while, none have disappeared, and none have spotted anything unusual.
yes.	Okay.  And is there a place nearby I could go to vomit?
and this is how he came to the boat?	Yes.
seconds.  three, four.	And this is how he came to the boat?
this... how long did this attack go on for?	Seconds.  Three, four.
this is a little different.	I can look at dead things.
well.  at wakes.	This is a little different.
have you ever seen a dead body before, ms. scott?	Well.  At wakes.
i'm fine, thank you.	Have you ever seen a dead body before, Ms. Scott?
i wouldn't.	I'm fine, thank you.
that's where they keep them.  you want me to bring the tooth out here?	Um.  No, no.  Let's go.
is the dead guy in there?	That's where they keep them.  You want me to bring the tooth out here?
yes.	Is the dead guy in there?
<u>there</u>?  that's the morgue.	Yes.
the lake was dead calm until up he came.  the tooth is in there.	<u>There</u>?  That's the morgue.
and you didn't see <u>anything</u>?	The lake was dead calm until up he came.  The tooth is in there.
he just kinda gurgled.  he was pretty much dead.	And you didn't see <u>anything</u>?
did he say anything?	He just kinda gurgled.  He was pretty much dead.
he just came up screaming.	Did he say anything?
<u>i</u> <u>am</u> <u>not</u> <u>going</u> <u>to</u> <u>maine</u>.  that's ridiculous.	He just came up screaming.
<u>kelly</u>--	<u>I</u> <u>am</u> <u>not</u> <u>going</u> <u>to</u> <u>Maine</u>.  That's ridiculous.
i never do field work and even if i did, <u>maine</u>, to look at a tooth of a <u>dinosaur</u> who bit somebody, couldn't you dream up something--	<u>Kelly</u>--
it has nothing to do with--	I never do field work and even if I did, <u>Maine</u>, to look at a tooth of a <u>dinosaur</u> who bit somebody, couldn't you dream up something--
this was myra's idea, wasn't it? get me out of the office for a few days, until--	It has nothing to do with--
well on this one i'd like you to be.	This was Myra's idea, wasn't it? Get me out of the office for a few days, until--
i'm not even a field person.	Well on this one I'd like you to be.
part of our research--	I'm not even a field person.
i'm not going to maine, i won't even go west of forty-third street--	Part of our research--
kelly--	I'm not going to Maine, I won't even go west of Forty-third Street--
are you on drugs?	Kelly--
i'd like you to check out this lake.  see--	Are you on drugs?
this is what we do?	I'd like you to check out this lake.  See--
i'm sure it's nothing, but you're a paleontologist, this is what we do, i--	This is what we do?
sorry?	I'm sure it's nothing, but you're a paleontologist, this is what we do, I--
i want you to go there.	Sorry?
oh, well then i'm sure that's it, he got killed by a dinosaur, anything else?	I want you to go there.
a tooth they say couldn't have come from any bear.  they say it looks prehistoric.  like maybe a dinosaur.	Oh, well then I'm sure that's it, he got killed by a dinosaur, anything else?
a tooth?	A tooth they say couldn't have come from any bear.  They say it looks prehistoric.  Like maybe a dinosaur.
this is business.  there was an accident in maine, some guy got killed by something in a lake.  probably a bear, but... they found a tooth.	A tooth?
kevin.  how's it going, what's happenin', family good, great, nice to catch up, get out.	This is business.  There was an accident in Maine, some guy got killed by something in a lake.  Probably a bear, but... they found a tooth.
hey.	Kevin.  How's it going, what's happenin', family good, great, nice to catch up, get out.
it's ten after nine.	Yes, well...  famished.
<u>oh</u>...  no, no, i'm not angry i'm not, i'm just thrown, i'm...  i actually have an early lunch, so...	It's ten after nine.
a jerk.	<u>Oh</u>...  No, no, I'm not angry I'm not, I'm just thrown, I'm...  I actually have an early lunch, so...
oh.  oh.  that's okay.  well.  this uh... this probably wasn't meant to be, y'know.  i mean, i'm... god, i gotta be ten years younger and you, <u>you</u>... you're y'know...	A jerk.
else.	Oh.  Oh.  That's okay.  Well.  This uh... this probably wasn't meant to be, y'know.  I mean, I'm... God, I gotta be ten years younger and you, <u>you</u>... you're y'know...
yeah, that part.  there's... somebody who's um...	Else.
the somebody else part?	Yeah, that part.  There's... somebody who's um...
kevin, as long as we...  what was that last part?	The somebody else part?
i know and i thought i could handle it but work and pleasure along with somebody else, it's a dangerous mix.	Kevin, as long as we...  What was that last part?
i was working for you when "us" started, what's--	I know and I thought I could handle it but work and pleasure along with somebody else, it's a dangerous mix.
you work for me.  i'm not comfortable with-- y'know, "us"...	I was working for you when "us" started, what's--
that's not what you came to say.	You work for me.  I'm not comfortable with-- y'know, "us"...
me too.	That's not what you came to say.
i had a great time last night. again.	Me too.
absolutely.	I had a great time last night. Again.
hi.  listen.  could i steal you a second?	Absolutely.
kevin, hey.	Hi.  Listen.  Could I steal you a second?
kelly.	Kevin, hey.
shitbutt?	I really... I should get back.
myra.	Shitbutt?
liar?	Myra.
no.	Liar?
backstabber?	No.
i'm not upset, myra, okay.  i just never thought of you as a y'know...	Backstabber?
kelly--	I'm not upset, Myra, okay.  I just never thought of you as a y'know...
you don't know what to say, lucky for you action speaks louder than words.	Kelly--
it wasn't suppose to happen, i don't know what to say...	You don't know what to say, lucky for you action speaks louder than words.
you and kevin.	It wasn't suppose to happen, I don't know what to say...
it was just a quick thing which we thought was over, and and...	You and Kevin.
<u>you</u>?	It was just a quick thing which we thought was over, and and...
it started <u>before</u> you, kelly, i never would've--	<u>You</u>?
<u>you</u>?	It started <u>before</u> you, Kelly, I never would've--
well... he didn't have to tell me that part.	<u>You</u>?
really?  i never realized he was so psychic, how could he detect that, did he tell you there's somebody else?	Well... he didn't have to tell me that part.
kevin told me you were upset.	Really?  I never realized he was so psychic, how could he detect that, did he tell you there's somebody else?
i don't like to be scared, myra, i have a thing about fright, don't ever scare me.	Kevin told me you were upset.
wild guess.	I don't like to be scared, Myra, I have a thing about fright, don't ever scare me.
well you <u>shouldn't</u> have.  how did you even know where i was.	Wild guess.
i <u>tapped</u> you.	Well you <u>shouldn't</u> have.  How did you even know where I was.
what do you expect, mugging me from behind?	I <u>tapped</u> you.
agent starling! telephone!	Agent Mapp! Thank you!
hot damn, clarice.	He knew her...!
"- every day."	Hot damn, Clarice.
'cause she didn't drift. he weighted her down.	But why? He didn't weight the others.
fredrica bimmel, from belvedere, ohio. the first girl taken, but the third body found... why?	'Cause she didn't drift. He weighted her down.
the one that was weighted down. where is she...? fred something.	Fredrica Bimmel, from Belvedere, Ohio. The first girl taken, but the third body found... Why?
what girl?	The one that was weighted down. Where is she...? Fred something.
well, except for the one girl.	What girl?
but there is no pattern. there's no connection at all among these places, or the computers would've nailed it! they're even found in random order.	Well, except for the one girl.
not random at all, maybe. like there's some pattern here...?	But there is no pattern. There's no connection at all among these places, or the computers would've nailed it! They're even found in random order.
"desperately random." what does he mean?	Not random at all, maybe. Like there's some pattern here...?
lecter said a lot of things.	He's here, Ardelia.
the worst part - the thing that's making me crazy - is that bill is right in front of me. only i can't see him...  lecter said, everything i need to catch him is right here, in these pages...	Lecter said a lot of things.
clarice - you did the best anybody could have for catherine martin. you stuck your neck out for her and you got your butt kicked for her and you tried. it's not your fault it ended this way.	The worst part - the thing that's making me crazy - is that Bill is right in front of me. Only I can't see him...  Lecter said, everything I need to catch him is right here, in these pages...
it would be rude. and he wouldn't get to ask any more questions...	Clarice - you did the best anybody could have for Catherine Martin. You stuck your neck out for her and you got your butt kicked for her and you tried. It's not your fault it ended this way.
why not?	It would be rude. And he wouldn't get to ask any more questions...
no. he won't come after me.	Why not?
why does she keep repeating the name?	Somebody's coaching her... They're trying to make him see Catherine as a person - not just an object.
boy, is that smart...	Why does she keep repeating the name?
you missed fourth amendment law. unlawful seizure, real juicy stuff. where were you all afternoon?	Pleading with a crazy man, with come all over my face.
thanks, ardelia.	You missed Fourth Amendment law. Unlawful seizure, real juicy stuff. Where were you all afternoon?
phone call, clarice. it's god.	Thanks, Ardelia.
what'd i do?	Stay cool. Just remember to call him "God."
never cock. just squeeze.	I love it when you talk dirty.
damn, clarice, how'd you make me?	Never cock. Just squeeze.
i will... i promise.	Listen, I hope you never need a thing I've taught you. But you've got something... Jack sees it, I do too. If you ever need to, you can shoot.
wear it, don't ever leave it in your purse. dry fire it whenever you get the chance. and do your exercises.	I will... I promise.
sometimes.	He's got a lot on his mind besides Buffalo Bill... His wife, Bella, is real sick. Comatose... I'm tellin' you about it now, 'cause he may never.
jack's pretty tough on you, isn't he? impatient...	Sometimes.
i'll need the big fingerprint kit... and the one-to-one polaroid, the cu- 5, with film packs and batteries.	Jack's pretty tough on you, isn't he? Impatient...
some fishermen in west virginia found an unidentified girl's body. it's a buffalo bill-type situation. been in the water about a week, and jack needs somebody that can print a floater. think you can handle it?	I'll need the big fingerprint kit... and the one-to-one Polaroid, the CU- 5, with film packs and batteries.
where?	Some fishermen in West Virginia found an unidentified girl's body. It's a Buffalo Bill-type situation. Been in the water about a week, and Jack needs somebody that can print a floater. Think you can handle it?
get your field gear, take stuff for overnight. you're goin' with crawford.	Where?
nooooo! you fucking bitch don't you leave me down here, don't you - you	Shut UP!  The other officers will be here any minute! you're perfectly safe now!
catherine. listen to me. i have to find a rope. i have to leave this room, just for a minute, but -	NOOOOO! You fucking bitch don't you LEAVE ME down here, DON'T YOU - YOU
i don't know! get me out!!	Catherine. Listen to me. I have to find a rope. I have to leave this room, just for a minute, but -
i'll get you out! just be quiet so i can hear. shut that dog up.  is there a ladder? is there a rope?	I don't know! Get me out!!
get me out!	I'll get you out! Just be quiet so I can hear. Shut that dog up.  Is there a ladder? Is there a rope?
you're all right! where is he?	Get me out!
safe, shit, he's got a gun! getmeout. get me out!	You're all right! Where is he?
fbi, catherine, you're safe.	Safe, SHIT, he's got a gun! Getmeout. GET ME OUT!
dr. chilton, i told you - this is just routine follow-up on the raspail case.	He's my patient! I have rights!  I'm not just some turnkey, Miss Starling. I shouldn't even be here this afternoon. I had a ticket to Holiday on Ice.
what you're doing, miss starling, is coming into my hospital to conduct an interview, and refusing to share information with me. for the third time!	Dr. Chilton, I told you - this is just routine follow-up on the Raspail case.
you might have suggested that in my office, and saved me the time.	But then I would've missed the pleasure of your company.
dr. chilton - if lecter feels you're his enemy - as you've said - then maybe i'll have more luck by myself. what do you think?	You might have suggested that in my office, and saved me the time.
i understand.	I'm going to show you why we insist on such precautions... On the afternoon of July 8, 1981, he complained of chest pains and was taken to the dispensary. His mouthpiece and restraints were removed for an EKG. When the nurse bent over him, he did this to her...
do not reach through the bars, do not touch the bars. you pass him nothing but soft paper - no pens or pencils. no staples or paperclips in his paper. use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. do not accept anything he attempts to hold out to you. do you understand me?	I understand.
good. then you should be able to remember the rules.	Do not reach through the bars, do not touch the bars. You pass him nothing but soft paper - no pens or pencils. No staples or paperclips in his paper. Use the sliding food carrier, no exceptions. Do not accept anything he attempts to hold out to you. Do you understand me?
i graduated magna from uva, doctor. it's not a charm school.	Good. Then you should be able to remember the rules.
a pretty young woman, to turn him on? i don't believe lecter's ever seen a woman in eight years. and oh, are you ever his "taste" - so to speak.	I graduated magna from UVA, Doctor. It's not a charm school.
how do you mean, dr. chilton?	A pretty young woman, to turn him on? I don't believe Lecter's ever seen a woman in eight years. And oh, are you ever his "taste" - so to speak.
lecter carved up nine people - that we're sure of - and cooked his favorite bits. we've tried to study him, of course - but he's much too sophisticated for the standard tests. and my, does he hate us! thinks i'm his nemesis... crawford's very clever, isn't he? using you.	How do you mean, Dr. Chilton?
i see.  let's make this quick, then. i'm busy.	Lecter carved up nine people - that we're sure of - and cooked his favorite bits. We've tried to study him, of course - but he's much too sophisticated for the standard tests. And my, does he hate us! Thinks I'm his nemesis... Crawford's very clever, isn't he? Using you.
i'm sure it's a great town, dr. chilton, but my instructions are to talk to lecter and report back this afternoon.	I see.  Let's make this quick, then. I'm busy.
but then he had to cover up, make her seem just like all the rest of them. that's what lecter was hinting!	The market in Lecter hints is way down, today, okay? I've got two good men dead in Memphis, and three civilians. I've got -
starling -	But then he had to cover up, make her seem just like all the rest of them. That's what Lecter was hinting!
maybe he lives in this, this belvedere, ohio, too! maybe he saw her every day, and killed her sort of spontaneously. maybe he just meant to... give her a 7-up and talk about the choir. but then -	Starling -
do you need a police escort, starling? or do you think you can find the airport by yourself?	Yes sir. I can find it by myself.
sir, doesn't this "william rubin" strike you as - i don't know - kind of vague?	Do you need a police escort, Starling? Or do you think you can find the airport by yourself?
he gave us a perfectly good description, and we're on it now, so we won't be needing your little novelty act any longer - or his, either. he's under close guard at the courthouse, pending a prison transfer. the next plane, officer.	Sir, doesn't this "William Rubin" strike you as - I don't know - kind of vague?
lecter has already named buffalo bill.	He gave us a perfectly good description, and we're on it now, so we won't be needing your little novelty act any longer - or his, either. He's under close guard at the courthouse, pending a prison transfer. The next plane, Officer.
mr. krendler... dr. lecter trusts me. or at least, he used to. if i could just -	Lecter has already named Buffalo Bill.
gun. jesus. turn in the id as soon as you get back. the gun, too. be on the next plane, starling, there's one in 90 minutes.	Mr. Krendler... Dr. Lecter trusts me. Or at least, he used to. If I could just -
i need the id to fly with my gun. the gun belongs in quantico.	Gun. Jesus. Turn in the ID as soon as you get back. The gun, too. Be on the next plane, Starling, there's one in 90 minutes.
your instructions are what i'm giving you now. jack crawford answers to the director, and the director answers to me. my god, crawford's losing it...! he shouldn't even be on this, with his wife sick as she is... how the hell did you get in here, anyway? he gave you - what? some kind of special id? let's have it.	I need the ID to fly with my gun. The gun belongs in Quantico.
sir, mr. crawford instructed me -	Your instructions are what I'm giving you now. Jack Crawford answers to the Director, and the Director answers to me. My God, Crawford's losing it...! He shouldn't even be on this, with his wife sick as she is... How the hell did you get in here, anyway? He gave you - what? Some kind of special ID? Let's have it.
you're out of line, starling, and you're off this case. back to quantico.	Sir, Mr. Crawford instructed me -
oh my! oh my... maybe you better come out now, miss starling.	Not yet! - just wait for me.  Maybe in about two seconds.
mr. yow? oh mr. yow...? it looks like somebody is sitting in this car.	Oh my! Oh my... Maybe you better come out now, Miss Starling.
oh.	Mr. Yow? Oh Mr. Yow...? It looks like somebody is sitting in this car.
that wasn't me.	Oh.
you're playing a piano, miss starling?	That wasn't me.
okay, mr. yow...	You're playing a piano, Miss Starling?
okay, miss starling?	Okay, Mr. Yow...
good idea.	Okay, Miss Starling?
might i suggest tucking your pants into your socks? to prevent mouse intrusion.	Good idea.
mr. yow, if this door should fall down -ha ha! - or anything else - would you be kind enough to call this number? it's our baltimore field office. they know you're here with me... do you understand?	Might I suggest tucking your pants into your socks? To prevent mouse intrusion.
not to my knowledge. privacy is a great concern to my customers. but, if you say this is an fbi matter...	I won't disturb anything, Mr. Yow, I promise. Be gone before you know it.
yes. i bought the house from her, two years ago.	Did she leave any records here? Tax or business records? Maybe a list of employees?
mr. gordon, did you take over this place after mrs. lippman died?	Yes. I bought the house from her, two years ago.
i think we may be, yes.	Mr. Gordon, did you take over this place after Mrs. Lippman died?
are they close to catching somebody, do you think?	I think we may be, yes.
mrs. lippman had a son, maybe he could help you. i have his card somewhere. do you mind stepping inside, while i looks for it?	Thanks.
no. wait... was she a great, fat person? i may have seen her, i'm not sure...	Mrs. Lippman had a son, maybe he could help you. I have his card somewhere. Do you mind stepping inside, while I looks for it?
mr. gordon, did you know fredrica when she worked for mrs. lippman?	No. Wait... Was she a great, fat person? I may have seen her, I'm not sure...
jack gordon.	Mr. Gordon, did you know Fredrica when she worked for Mrs. Lippman?
i'm investigating the death of fredrica bimmel. who are you, please?	Jack Gordon.
just briefly. what's the problem, officer?	I'm investigating the death of Fredrica Bimmel. Who are you, please?
excuse me, but i really do need to talk to you. this was mrs. lippman's house. did you know her?	Just briefly. What's the problem, Officer?
starling - you've earned back your place in the academy. we never would've found him without you, and nobody's ever going to forget that. least of all me.	Yes sir. Thank you, sir...
yes sir... i'll do my best.	Starling - you've earned back your place in the Academy. We never would've found him without you, and nobody's ever going to forget that. Least of all me.
no, starling, there isn't time. and you've still got crucial work to do in ohio. we want him for murder, not kidnapping. i'm counting on you to link him to the bimmel girl, before he's indicted.	Yes sir... I'll do my best.
chicago's only about 400 miles from here. i could be there in -	No, Starling, there isn't time. And you've still got crucial work to do in Ohio. We want him for murder, not kidnapping. I'm counting on you to link him to the Bimmel girl, before he's indicted.
take a bow. customs had some paper on his alias. they stopped a carton two years ago at lax - live caterpillars from surinam. the addressee was "john grant." calumet power & light's given us two possible residences under that alias. we're hitting one, chicago swat's taking the other.	Chicago's only about 400 miles from here. I could be there in -
sewing...	Take a bow. Customs had some paper on his alias. They stopped a carton two years ago at LAX - live caterpillars from Surinam. The addressee was "John Grant." Calumet Power & Light's given us two possible residences under that alias. We're hitting one, Chicago SWAT's taking the other.
this gumb's a real beauty. slaughtered both his grandparents when he was twelve, and did nine years in juvenile psychiatric. where, starling, he took vocational rehab, and learned a useful trade...	Sewing...
johns hopkins finally came up with a name for us. we fed him into known offenders, and he came up cherries.  subject's name is "jamie gumb," aka "john grant." lecter's description was accurate, he just lied about the name.	This Gumb's a real beauty. Slaughtered both his grandparents when he was twelve, and did nine years in juvenile psychiatric. Where, Starling, he took vocational rehab, and learned a useful trade...
sir, that's great news. but how -	Johns Hopkins finally came up with a name for us. We fed him into Known Offenders, and he came up cherries.  Subject's name is "Jamie Gumb," AKA "John Grant." Lecter's description was accurate, he just lied about the name.
starling, we know who he is! and where he is. we're on our way now.	Where?
that's why they're all so big - because he needs a lot of skin! he keeps them alive to starve them awhile - to loosen their skin, so that -	Starling, we know who he is! And where he is. We're on our way now.
starling -	That's why they're all so big - because he needs a lot of skin! He keeps them alive to starve them awhile - to loosen their skin, so that -
he's making himself a "woman suit," mr. crawford - out of real women! and he can sew, this guy, he's really skilled. a dressmaker, or a tailor -	Starling -
with id and a gun...? impersonating a federal agent is a felony.	He's going to kill her, Mr. Crawford. This morning, or maybe at noon, but today, and Belvedere's our last chance. I'm flying there, right now, unless you stop me. You want my ID? Here - take it...
but i just became a private citizen. i can go anywhere i want to.	With ID and a gun...? Impersonating a federal agent is a felony.
i'm bureau for 28 years, starling. i won't disobey orders, not even now.	But I just became a private citizen. I can go anywhere I want to.
but not from this angle. not thinking he knew her. you've got to send me!	I'm Bureau for 28 years, Starling. I won't disobey orders, not even now.
ohio is cold ground. picked over, ten months ago. our people worked it, so did the locals.	But not from this angle. Not thinking he knew her. You've got to send me!
you do until six p.m.	Ohio is cold ground. Picked over, ten months ago. Our people worked it, so did the locals.
you heard them. i don't have that authority anymore.	You do until six p.m.
all his victims are women... his obsession is women, he lives to hunt women. but not one women is hunting him - except me. i can walk in a woman's room and know three times as much about her as a man would.  i have to go to belvedere.	You heard them. I don't have that authority anymore.
mr. crawford... can those cops down there handle dr. lecter?	They'll use their best men. But they better be paying attention...
good idea. meantime, try to get a feel for catherine martin. her apartment, her friends... how he might've stalked her. i'm going to the other two clinics, minnesota and ohio.  now's the hardest part, starling. use your anger, don't let it keep you from thinking. just keep your eyes on catherine. we've got less than 30 hours.	Mr. Crawford... can those cops down there handle Dr. Lecter?
i lied to lecter. i'll need some kind of peace offering... can i get the drawings from his cell?	Good idea. Meantime, try to get a feel for Catherine Martin. Her apartment, her friends... how he might've stalked her. I'm going to the other two clinics, Minnesota and Ohio.  Now's the hardest part, Starling. Use your anger, don't let it keep you from thinking. Just keep your eyes on Catherine. We've got less than 30 hours.
or just as worthless. but i want you in memphis, close to him. maybe when he gets tired of toying with senator martin, he'll talk to you again. there's a plane waiting for you now at the airstrip.	I lied to Lecter. I'll need some kind of peace offering... Can I get the drawings from his cell?
lecter is still the key, i know he is. whatever he told me about bill is just as good now as it was before.	Or just as worthless. But I want you in Memphis, close to him. Maybe when he gets tired of toying with Senator Martin, he'll talk to you again. There's a plane waiting for you now at the airstrip.
if you didn't want me chasing him, you shouldn't have taken me to that funeral home.	Lecter is still the key, I know he is. Whatever he told me about Bill is just as good now as it was before.
i'm 53, starling. if i found jimmy hoffa on national tv, i'd still have to retire in two years. it's not a consideration. but you are...  you've done enough. if i keep you out of school any longer, you'll be recycled. cost you six months, at least. i can guarantee you readmission here, but that's about it.  now's your chance, starling. go back to class. leave bill to me.	If you didn't want me chasing him, you shouldn't have taken me to that funeral home.
are you in trouble over this, mr. crawford? can senator martin do something to you?	I'm 53, Starling. If I found Jimmy Hoffa on national TV, I'd still have to retire in two years. It's not a consideration. But you are...  You've done enough. If I keep you out of school any longer, you'll be recycled. Cost you six months, at least. I can guarantee you readmission here, but that's about it.  Now's your chance, Starling. Go back to class. Leave Bill to me.
let's get some coffee and talk.	Are you in trouble over this, Mr. Crawford? Can Senator Martin do something to you?
chilton has killed her, hasn't he? that slimy little bastard! we were so close with lecter - and now her last chance is gone.	Let's get some coffee and talk.
you'll back me up with some paperwork?  then i'll try. but wouldn't this have more weight coming from the senator herself?	She doesn't know what we're up to. And we can't afford to let her find out.
state to federal jurisdiction... we can do it - eventually - but we'll never get all the clearances in time. can you convince him a deal's already in place?	You'll back me up with some paperwork?  Then I'll try. But wouldn't this have more weight coming from the Senator herself?
transfer to a new prison. with a view of trees, he said, or even water... can we swing that?	State to federal jurisdiction... We can do it - eventually - but we'll never get all the clearances in time. Can you convince him a deal's already in place?
what would it take?	Transfer to a new prison. With a view of trees, he said, or even water... Can we swing that?
i think he means it, this time. i think he'll deal.	What would it take?
if we act too anxious, he'll make us wait. he'll let the senator keep hoping, day after day, until catherine finally washes up. that'd be the most fun of all.	I think he means it, this time. I think he'll deal.
but if he knew we have so little time -	If we act too anxious, he'll make us wait. He'll let the Senator keep hoping, day after day, until Catherine finally washes up. That'd be the most fun of all.
he offered to help, starling, not to snitch. that wouldn't give him enough chance to show off. remember, lecter looks mainly for fun. never forget fun.	But if he knew we have so little time -
he's already offered to help... what would happen if we just showed our cards - asked him for bill?	He offered to help, Starling, not to snitch. That wouldn't give him enough chance to show off. Remember, Lecter looks mainly for fun. Never forget fun.
but for catherine martin, it all comes down to you and lecter. you're the one he talks to.	He's already offered to help... What would happen if we just showed our cards - asked him for Bill?
you seem pretty sure of that.	Raspail was killed by the same man who's killing these girls. And Lecter knows him. Maybe even treated him... You think so, too, don't you? Or you'd never have sent me to that asylum.
then have the lab check raspail's head.  dr. lecter's patient - have them probe his soft-palette tissues... they'll find another cocoon.	You seem pretty sure of that.
the other girls are in the ground. exhumations are upsetting for the families. i'll do it if i have to, but -	Then have the lab check Raspail's head.  Dr. Lecter's patient - have them probe his soft-palette tissues... They'll find another cocoon.
i'm wondering if he's done that before - placed a cocoon, or an insect. it would be easy to miss in an autopsy, especially with a floater... can we check back on that?	The other girls are in the ground. Exhumations are upsetting for the families. I'll do it if I have to, but -
when we get back, i want you to run that bug by the smithsonian, see if they can identify it. maybe it's got some limited range, or it only breeds at certain times of year... you found it, starling, you deserve the credit.	I'm wondering if he's done that before - placed a cocoon, or an insect. It would be easy to miss in an autopsy, especially with a floater... Can we check back on that?
point taken.	When we get back, I want you to run that bug by the Smithsonian, see if they can identify it. Maybe it's got some limited range, or it only breeds at certain times of year... You found it, Starling, you deserve the credit.
it matters, mr. crawford... other cops know who you are. they look at you to see how to act... it matters.	Point taken.
when i told that sheriff we shouldn't talk in front of a woman, that really burned you, didn't it?  that was just smoke, starling, i had to get rid of him. you did well in there.	It matters, Mr. Crawford... Other cops know who you are. They look at you to see how to act... It matters.
i don't know. i didn't see those on any of the other girls...	They weren't there. Get close-ups.
what do you see, starling?	Well, she's not local. Her ears are pierced three times each, and she's wearing green glitter nail polish. Looks like town to me...
are you finished?	He starts this - buzzing in me, in my head. He makes me feel violated... You used me, Mr. Crawford.
you knew. you knew from the start that lecter held the key to this... but you weren't up front with me. you sent me in to him naked.	Are you finished?
what should i say? you did fine work. we'll wait on the lab.	You knew. You knew from the start that Lecter held the key to this... But you weren't up front with me. You sent me in to him naked.
you haven't said a word today about that garage. or what i found there.	What should I say? You did fine work. We'll wait on the lab.
okay, starling. let's have it.	You haven't said a word today about that garage. Or what I found there.
like i have a "knack" for dr. lecter?	Okay, Starling. Let's have it.
maybe you've got a knack for this... i guess we're about to find out.	Like I have a "knack" for Dr. Lecter?
he's got a real taste for it now. and he's getting better at his work.	Maybe you've got a knack for this... I guess we're about to find out.
why not?	He's got a real taste for it now. And he's getting better at his work.
what he does with them - takes privacy... time, tools... he's in his 30's or 40's - he's got real physical strength, but combined with an older man's self-control. he's cautious, precise, never impulsive... this won't end in suicide, like they often do.	Why not?
why?	What he does with them - takes privacy... Time, tools... He's in his 30's or 40's - he's got real physical strength, but combined with an older man's self-control. He's cautious, precise, never impulsive... This won't end in suicide, like they often do.
he's a white male... serial killers tend to hunt within their own ethnic group. and he's not a drifter - he's got his own house, somewhere. not an apartment.	Why?
talk about him, starling. tell me what you see.	He's a white male... Serial killers tend to hunt within their own ethnic group. And he's not a drifter - he's got his own house, somewhere. Not an apartment.
good idea, but he thought of it, too. we've run simulations, using different vectors and the best dates we can assign. you put it all in the computer, and smoke comes out. no, this one is different. this one has seen us coming...	Talk about him, Starling. Tell me what you see.
there's no correlation at all between where they're kidnapped and where they're found...?  what if - what if you trace the heaviest-traffic routes backwards from the dump sites? do they converge at all?	Good idea, but he thought of it, too. We've run simulations, using different vectors and the best dates we can assign. You put it all in the computer, and smoke comes out. No, this one is different. This one has seen us coming...
blue square for belvedere, ohio, where the bimmel girl was abducted. blue triangle where her body was found - down here in missouri. same marks for the other four girls, in different colors. this new one, today... washed up here.  elk river, in west virginia, about six miles below u.s. 79. real boonies.	There's no correlation at all between where they're kidnapped and where they're found...?  What if - what if you trace the heaviest-traffic routes backwards from the dump sites? Do they converge at all?
i'm here, sir, i just - i don't know how to feel about it.	You don't have to feel any way about it. Lecter did it to amuse himself. Why not, what can they do? Take away his books for awhile, and no jello...  I know it got ugly today. But this is your report, Starling - take it as far as you can. On your own time, outside of class. Now carry on.
the orderly heard lecter whispering to him, all afternoon, and miggs crying. they found him at bed check. he'd swallowed his own tongue... chilton is scared stiff the family will file a civil rights lawsuit, and he's trying to blame it on you. i told the little prick your conduct was flawless.  starling...?	I'm here, sir, I just - I don't know how to feel about it.
murdered...? how?	The orderly heard Lecter whispering to him, all afternoon, and Miggs crying. They found him at bed check. He'd swallowed his own tongue... Chilton is scared stiff the family will file a civil rights lawsuit, and he's trying to blame it on you. I told the little prick your conduct was flawless.  Starling...?
miggs has been murdered.	Murdered...? How?
sir, what is it? there's something you're not telling me.	Miggs has been murdered.
then do that, starling. do just exactly that.	Sir, what is it? There's something you're not telling me.
to complete and file my report by 0800 wednesday. but sir -	Then do that, Starling. Do just exactly that.
do you recall my instructions to you, starling? what were they?	To complete and file my report by 0800 Wednesday. But sir -
sir, that's a field job. it's outside the scope of my assignment. and i've got a test tomorrow on -	Do you recall my instructions to you, Starling? What were they?
well? why aren't you there right now?	Sir, that's a field job. It's outside the scope of my assignment. And I've got a test tomorrow on -
i spent all evening on the mainframe. lecter altered or destroyed most of his patient histories, prior to capture. no record of anyone named mofet. but "split city" sounded like it might have have something to do with divorce. i tracked it down in the library's catalogue of national yellow pages.  it's a mini-storage facility outside baltimore, where lecter had his practice.	Well? Why aren't you there right now?
he mentioned a name, at the very end. "mofet..." any followup on her?	I spent all evening on the mainframe. Lecter altered or destroyed most of his patient histories, prior to capture. No record of anyone named Mofet. But "Split City" sounded like it might have have something to do with divorce. I tracked it down in the library's catalogue of national yellow pages.  It's a mini-storage facility outside Baltimore, where Lecter had his practice.
right down to the kleenex i used.  sir, why? is something wrong?	He mentioned a name, at the very end. "Mofet..." Any followup on her?
every word, starling? every gesture?	Right down to the kleenex I used.  Sir, why? Is something wrong?
it's all there, sir, practically verbatim.	Every word, Starling? Every gesture?
i've read your interim memo on lecter. you sure you've left nothing out?	It's all there, sir, practically verbatim.
be very careful with hannibal lecter. dr. chilton at the asylum will go over the physical procedures used with him. do not deviate from them, for any reason. you tell him nothing personal, starling. believe me, you don't want hannibal lecter inside your head... just do your job, but never forget what he is.	And what is that, sir?
yes sir.	Be very careful with Hannibal Lecter. Dr. Chilton at the asylum will go over the physical procedures used with him. Do not deviate from them, for any reason. You tell him nothing personal, Starling. Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your head... Just do your job, but never forget what he is.
now. i want your full attention, starling. are you listening to me?	Yes sir.
yes, well... okay, right. i'm glad for the chance, sir, but - why me?	You're qualified and available. And frankly, I can't spare a real agent right now.
who's the subject?	The psychiatrist - Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
you see, the one we want most refuses to cooperate. i want you to go after him again today, in the asylum.	Who's the subject?
not yet.	You see, the one we want most refuses to cooperate. I want you to go after him again today, in the asylum.
we're trying to interview all of the serial killers now in custody, for a psychobehavioral profile. could be a big help in unsolved cases. most of them have been happy to talk to us. they have a compulsion to boast, these people... do you spook easily, starling?	Not yet.
a job's come up and i thought about you. not really a job, more of - an interesting errand. walk me to my car, starling.	We're trying to interview all of the serial killers now in custody, for a psychobehavioral profile. Could be a big help in unsolved cases. Most of them have been happy to talk to us. They have a compulsion to boast, these people... Do you spook easily, Starling?
i hope so. they haven't posted anything.	A job's come up and I thought about you. Not really a job, more of - an interesting errand. Walk me to my car, Starling.
your instructors tell me you're doing well. top quarter of the class.	I hope so. They haven't posted anything.
good morning, mr. crawford.	Your instructors tell me you're doing well. Top quarter of the class.
starling, clarice m., good morning.	Good morning, Mr. Crawford.
they live in malaysia. in this country, they'd have to be specially raised, from imported eggs.	Dr. Lecter...
and there's no way - no natural way - these could've wound up in the bodies?	They live in Malaysia. In this country, they'd have to be specially raised, from imported eggs.
ever get out for cheeseburgers and beer? the amusing house wine...?	Not lately. But maybe someday.
i try to be a student, dr. pilcher.	Ever get out for cheeseburgers and beer? The amusing house wine...?
what do you do when you're not detecting, officer starling?	I try to be a student, Dr. Pilcher.
sometimes you do.	Freddie was so happy for me when I got this job. This - toaster giveaways, and Barry Manilow on the speakers all day - she thought this was really hot shit. What did she know, big dummy...
you get to travel around and stuff? i mean, better places then this?	Sometimes you do.
i think so.	You get to travel around and stuff? I mean, better places then this?
is that a pretty good job, fbi agent?	I think so.
she died. she went to florida to retire, like two years ago? she dies own there.	Is that a pretty good job, FBI agent?
where does mrs. lippman live? i'd like to talk to her.	She died. She went to Florida to retire, like two years ago? She dies own there.
oh sure, me'n pam malavesi used to help her do alterations for old mrs. lippman. lots of people worked for her, she had the business from all these retail stores? but she was like, totally old, it was more'n she could handle.	Where does Mrs. Lippman live? I'd like to talk to her.
did you ever work with her?	Oh sure, me'n Pam Malavesi used to help her do alterations for old Mrs. Lippman. Lots of people worked for her, she had the business from all these retail stores? But she was like, totally old, it was more'n she could handle.
no way. she had a guy, i'da known, believe me. sewing was her life, she was really great at it. poor freddie.	Did you ever work with her?
stacy, did fredrica ever mention a man named jamie gumb? or john grant?  do you think she could've had a friend you didn't know about?	No way. She had a guy, I'da known, believe me. Sewing was her life, she was really great at it. Poor Freddie.
they said she was just rags, like somebody -	Stacy, did Fredrica ever mention a man named Jamie Gumb? Or John Grant?  Do you think she could've had a friend you didn't know about?
you know i can't make that promise.	Goodbye, Clarice...  You looked - so very lovely today, in your blue suit.
i have no plans to call on you, clarice, the world being more interesting with you in it. be sure you extend me the same courtesy.	You know I can't make that promise.
dr. lecter -	I have no plans to call on you, Clarice, the world being more interesting with you in it. Be sure you extend me the same courtesy.
your lambs are still for now, clarice, but not forever... you'll have to earn it again and again, this blessed silence. because it's the plight that drives you, and the plight will never end.	Dr. Lecter -
starling.	Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming...?
yes. i'll tell you.	Promise...?  Then why not take your case file? I won't be needing it anymore.
brave clarice. will you let me know if ever the lambs stop screaming?	Yes. I'll tell you.
tell me his name, dr. lecter.	Dr. Chilton... I believe you know each other?
thank you, clarice.	Tell me his name, Dr. Lecter.
yes! i don't know...! i don't know.	Thank you, Clarice.
do you think if you saved catherine, you could make them stop...? do you think, if catherine lives, you won't wake up in the dark, ever again, to the screaming of the lambs? do you...?	Yes! I don't know...! I don't know.
yes...	Do you think if you saved Catherine, you could make them stop...? Do you think, if Catherine lives, you won't wake up in the dark, ever again, to the screaming of the lambs? Do you...?
you still wake up sometimes, don't you? wake up in the dark, with the lambs screaming?	Yes...
but what became of your lamb?  clarice...?	You still wake up sometimes, don't you? Wake up in the dark, with the lambs screaming?
i didn't get more than a few miles before the sheriff's car found me. the rancher was so angry he sent me to live at the lutheran orphanage in bozeman. i never saw the ranch again...	But what became of your lamb?  Clarice...?
i don't know. i had no food or water. it was very cold. i thought - if i can even save just one... but he got so heavy. so heavy...	I didn't get more than a few miles before the sheriff's car found me. The rancher was so angry he sent me to live at the Lutheran orphanage in Bozeman. I never saw the ranch again...
where were you going?	I don't know. I had no food or water. It was very cold. I thought - if I can even save just one... but he got so heavy. So heavy...
i took one lamb. and i ran away, as fast as i could...	Where were you going?
but you could. you did.	I took one lamb. And I ran away, as fast as I could...
no. first i tried to free them... i opened the gate of their pen - but they wouldn't run. they just stood there, confused. they wouldn't run...	But you could. You did.
so you ran away...	No. First I tried to free them... I opened the gate of their pen - but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run...
yes...! they were screaming.	So you ran away...
they were slaughtering the spring lambs?	Yes...! They were screaming.
what did you do?	Got dressed without turning on the light. I went downstairs... outside...
i heard a strange sound...	What was it?
then something woke you. what? did you dream...? what was it?	I heard a strange sound...
early. still dark.	Then something woke you. What? Did you dream...? What was it?
not "just," clarice. what set you off? you started what time?	Early. Still dark.
and - one morning i just - ran away...	Not "just," Clarice. What set you off? You started what time?
i'll listen now. after your father's murder, you were orphaned. you were ten years old. you went to live with cousins, on a sheep and horse ranch in montana. and - ?	And - one morning I just - ran away...
later, listen, i'll -	I'll listen now. After your father's murder, you were orphaned. You were ten years old. You went to live with cousins, on a sheep and horse ranch in Montana. And - ?
we don't reckon time the same way, clarice. this is all the time you'll ever have.	Later, listen, I'll -
dr. lecter, when there's time i'll -	We don't reckon time the same way, Clarice. This is all the time you'll ever have.
no. it's your turn to tell me, clarice. you don't have any more vacations to sell, on anthrax island. why did you run away from that ranch?	Dr. Lecter, when there's time I'll -
all right, then tell me how -	No. It's your turn to tell me, Clarice. You don't have any more vacations to sell, on Anthrax Island. Why did you run away from that ranch?
no. precisely. we begin by coveting what we see every day. don't you feel eyes moving over your body, clarice? i hardly see how you couldn't. and don't your eyes move over the things you want?	All right, then tell me how -
no. we just -	No. Precisely. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don't you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? I hardly see how you couldn't. And don't your eyes move over the things you want?
no, he covets. that's his nature. and how do we begin to covet, clarice? do we seek out things to covet? make an effort to answer.	No. We just -
anger, social resentment, sexual frus-	No, he covets. That's his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer.
what is the first and principal thing he does, what need does he serve by killing?	Anger, social resentment, sexual frus-
no! that's incidental.	What is the first and principal thing he does, what need does he serve by killing?
he kills w-	No! That's incidental.
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing, ask: what is it, in itself, what is its nature...? what does he do, this man you seek?	He kills w-
then tell me how.	First principles, Clarice. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing, ask: What is it, in itself, what is its nature...? What does he do, this man you seek?
i've studied the case file, have you...? everything you need to find him is right in these pages. whatever his name is.	Then tell me how.
i think you were telling me the truth in baltimore - or starting to. tell me the rest now.	I've studied the case file, have you...? Everything you need to find him is right in these pages. Whatever his name is.
clarice... you're hardly in a position to accuse me of lying.	I think you were telling me the truth in Baltimore - or starting to. Tell me the rest now.
dr. lecter, you find out everything. you couldn't have talked with this "william rubin", even once, and come out knowing so little about him... you made him up, didn't you?	Clarice... you're hardly in a position to accuse me of lying.
how very thoughtful... or did crawford send you here for one last wheedle - before you're both booted off the case?	Nobody sent me. I came on my own.
i thought you might want your drawings back... just until you get your view.	How very thoughtful... Or did Crawford send you here for one last wheedle - before you're both booted off the case?
that's enough, i think. happy hunting. oh, and clarice - next time you will tell me why you ran away. shall i summarize?	Yes, Doctor. Please.
how would he test?	That's enough, I think. Happy hunting. Oh, and Clarice - next time you will tell me why you ran away. Shall I summarize?
the personality inventories would trip him up. rorschach, wechsler, house-tree-person... he wouldn't test like a real transsexual.	How would he test?
on what basis would they reject him?	The personality inventories would trip him up. Rorschach, Wechsler, House-Tree-Person... He wouldn't test like a real transsexual.
there are three major centers for transsexual surgery: johns hopkins, the university of minnesota, and columbus medical center. i wouldn't be surprised if billy has applied for sex reassignment at one or all of them, and been rejected.	On what basis would they reject him?
you said - i was very close to the way we'd catch him.	There are three major centers for transsexual surgery: Johns Hopkins, the University of Minnesota, and Columbus Medical center. I wouldn't be surprised if Billy has applied for sex reassignment at one or all of them, and been rejected.
billy's not a real transsexual, but he thinks he is. he tries to be. he's tried to be a lot of things, i expect.	You said - I was very close to the way we'd catch him.
no...! quid pro quo, doctor.	Billy's not a real transsexual, but he thinks he is. He tries to be. He's tried to be a lot of things, I expect.
did he try to?	No...! Quid pro quo, Doctor.
no.	Did he try to?
why, clarice? did the rancher fuck you?	No.
i - ran away...	Why, Clarice? Did the rancher fuck you?
why so briefly?	I - ran away...
two months.	Why so briefly?
how long did you live there?	Two months.
horses - and sheep...	How long did you live there?
a cattle ranch?	Horses - and sheep...
i went to live with my mother's cousin and her husband in montana. they had a ranch.	A cattle ranch?
after your father's death, you were orphaned. what happened next?  i don't imagine the answer's on those second-rate shoes, clarice.	I went to live with my mother's cousin and her husband in Montana. They had a ranch.
no. tell me why.	After your father's death, you were orphaned. What happened next?  I don't imagine the answer's on those second-rate shoes, Clarice.
clever girl. you're so close to the way you're going to catch him - do you realize that?	No. Tell me why.
dr. lecter, there's no correlation in the literature between transsexualism and violence. transsexuals are very passive.	Clever girl. You're so close to the way you're going to catch him - do you realize that?
the significance of the moth is change. caterpillar into cocoon into beauty... billy wants to change, too, clarice. but there's the problem of his size, you see. even if he were a woman, he'd have to be a big one...	Dr. Lecter, there's no correlation in the literature between transsexualism and violence. Transsexuals are very passive.
quid pro quo, doctor.	The significance of the moth is change. Caterpillar into cocoon into beauty... Billy wants to change, too, Clarice. But there's the problem of his size, you see. Even if he were a woman, he'd have to be a big one...
you're very frank, clarice. i think - it would be quite something to know you in private life.	Quid pro quo, Doctor.
no. he was strong, he lasted almost a month. my mother - died when i was very young, so my father had become - the whole world to me... after he left me, i had nobody. i was ten years old.	You're very frank, Clarice. I think - it would be quite something to know you in private life.
killed outright?	No. He was strong, he lasted almost a month. My mother - died when I was very young, so my father had become - the whole world to me... After he left me, I had nobody. I was ten years old.
he was a town marshal... one night he surprised two burglars, coming out the back of a drugstore... they shot him.	Killed outright?
tell me. don't lie, or i'll know.	He was a town marshal... one night he surprised two burglars, coming out the back of a drugstore... They shot him.
the death of my father.	Tell me. Don't lie, or I'll know.
what's your worst memory of childhood?  quicker than that. i'm not interested in your worst invention.	The death of my father.
go, doctor.	What's your worst memory of childhood?  Quicker than that. I'm not interested in your worst invention.
terns... if i help you, clarice, it will be "turns" with us, too. quid pro quo. i tell you things, you tell me things. not about this case, though - about yourself. yes or no?  yes or no, clarice. catherine is waiting. tick-tock, tick-tock...	Go, Doctor.
that's just part of the island. it has a very nice beach. terns nest there.	Terns... If I help you, Clarice, it will be "turns" with us, too. Quid pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case, though - about yourself. Yes or no?  Yes or no, Clarice. Catherine is waiting. Tick-tock, tick-tock...
"plum island animal disease research center." sounds charming.	That's just part of the island. It has a very nice beach. Terns nest there.
a moth... how did you predict that?	I'm waiting for your offer, Clarice. Enchant me.
was it a butterfly?	A moth... How did you predict that?
she had an insect deliberately inserted in her throat. that hasn't been made public yet. we don't know what is means.	Was it a butterfly?
mmm. and what else...?	She had an insect deliberately inserted in her throat. That hasn't been made public yet. We don't know what is means.
they all were.	Mmm. And what else...?
big through the hips. roomy.	They all were.
yes.	Big through the hips. Roomy.
life's too slippery for books, clarice. typhoid and swans came from the same god.  tell me, miss west virginia - was she a large girl?	Yes.
by the book, he's a sadist.	Life's too slippery for books, Clarice. Typhoid and swans came from the same God.  Tell me, Miss West Virginia - was she a large girl?
that is both impudent and untrue... tell me, how did you feel when you viewed our billy's latest effort?  or should i say, his "next-to-latest"?	By the book, he's a sadist.
i was your choice, dr. lecter. you chose to speak to me. would you prefer someone else now? or perhaps you don't think you can help us.	That is both impudent and untrue... Tell me, how did you feel when you viewed our Billy's latest effort?  Or should I say, his "next-to-latest"?
oh, a very naughty boy. someone you and jack crawford are most anxious to meet.	Buffalo Bill...?  Bill killed him, all those years ago...? That's impossible.
who killed your patient?	Oh, a very naughty boy. Someone you and Jack Crawford are most anxious to meet.
i've been in this room for eight years, clarice. i know they will never, ever let me out while i'm alive. what i want is a view. i want a window where i can see a tree, or even water. i want to be in a federal institution, away from chilton - and i want a view. i'll give good value for it. crawford could do that for me, but he won't. you persuade him.	Who killed your patient?
who killed raspail, doctor...? you know, don't you?	I've been in this room for eight years, Clarice. I know they will never, ever let me out while I'm alive. What I want is a view. I want a window where I can see a tree, or even water. I want to be in a federal institution, away from Chilton - and I want a view. I'll give good value for it. Crawford could do that for me, but he won't. You persuade him.
punishment, you see. for miggs. just like that gospel program. when you leave, they'll turn the volume way up. chilton does enjoy his petty torments.	Who killed Raspail, Doctor...? You know, don't you?
or doesn't this all begin to suggest to you a kind of... negotiation? there's something crawford can give me, and i want to trade for it. i even wrote to him, offering my help. but he hates me, so he won't deal directly.	Punishment, you see. For Miggs. Just like that gospel program. When you leave, they'll turn the volume way up. Chilton does enjoy his petty torments.
i don't know. is it?	Or doesn't this all begin to suggest to you a kind of... negotiation? There's something Crawford can give me, and I want to trade for it. I even wrote to him, offering my help. But he hates me, so he won't deal directly.
not anymore.  surely the odd confluence of events hasn't escaped you, clarice. crawford dangles you before me. then i give you a bit of help. do you think it's because i like to look at you, and imagine how good you would taste...?	I don't know. Is it?
that doesn't interest me, doctor. and it's the sort of thing miggs would ask.	Not anymore.  Surely the odd confluence of events hasn't escaped you, Clarice. Crawford dangles you before me. Then I give you a bit of help. Do you think it's because I like to look at you, and imagine how good you would taste...?
your first lie to me, clarice. how sad. tell me - do you think crawford wants you, sexually? true, he's much older, but - do you think he visualizes... scenarios, exchanges...? fucking you?	That doesn't interest me, Doctor. And it's the sort of thing Miggs would ask.
i never thought about it.	Your first lie to me, Clarice. How sad. Tell me - do you think Crawford wants you, sexually? True, he's much older, but - do you think he visualizes... scenarios, exchanges...? Fucking you?
jack crawford is helping your career, isn't he? apparently he likes you. and you like him, too.	I never thought about it.
i don't know. next time i'll have to check.	Jack Crawford is helping your career, isn't he? Apparently he likes you. And you like him, too.
do you have something you use, when you need to get up your courage? memories, tableaux... scenes from your early life?	I don't know. Next time I'll have to check.
because you weren't wasting my time.	Do you have something you use, when you need to get up your courage? Memories, tableaux... scenes from your early life?
ahhh... why?	Because you weren't wasting my time.
scared, at first. then - exhilarated.	Ahhh... Why?
and have them clomping about in my life? oh dear, no... at that time i still had certain private amusements of my own.  how did you feel when you saw him, clarice? may i call you clarice?	Scared, at first. Then - exhilarated.
wouldn't it have been easier to just leave him for the police to find?	And have them clomping about in my life? Oh dear, no... At that time I still had certain private amusements of my own.  How did you feel when you saw him, Clarice? May I call you Clarice?
who can say...? best thing for him, really. his therapy was going nowhere.	Wouldn't it have been easier to just leave him for the police to find?
if you didn't kill him, then who did?	Who can say...? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere.
his real name is benjamin raspail. a former patient of mine, whose romantic attachments ran to, shall we say, the exotic...? i didn't kill him, merely tucked him away. very much as i found him, in that ridiculous car, in his own garage, after he's missed three appointments. you'd have him under "missing person" - which, in poor raspail's case, could hardly be more true.	If you didn't kill him, then who did?
why don't you tell me about "miss mofet?" you wanted me to find him. or do i have to wait for the lab?	His real name is Benjamin Raspail. A former patient of mine, whose romantic attachments ran to, shall we say, the exotic...? I didn't kill him, merely tucked him away. Very much as I found him, in that ridiculous car, in his own garage, after he's missed three appointments. You'd have him under "Missing Person" - which, in poor Raspail's case, could hardly be more true.
i might if i saw the case file. you could get that for me.	Why don't you tell me about "Miss Mofet?" You wanted me to find him. Or do I have to wait for the lab?
why? do you know something about him?	I might if I saw the case file. You could get that for me.
why don't you ask me about buffalo bill?	Why? Do you know something about him?
how did -  it's nothing. a scratch.	Why don't you ask me about Buffalo Bill?
your bleeding has stopped.	How did -  It's nothing. A scratch.
what's that, dr. lecter?	Advancement, of course.  Go to Split City. See Miss Mofet, an old patient of mine. M-O-F-E-T... Now go. Go.  I don't think Miggs could manage again so soon, even if he is crazy - do you?
no. but i will make you happy... i'll give you a chance for what you love most, clarice starling.	What's that, Dr. Lecter?
then please - do this test for me.	No. But I will make you happy... I'll give you a chance for what you love most, Clarice Starling.
i would not have had that happen to you. discourtesy is - unspeakably ugly to me.	Then please - do this test for me.
and the questionnaire...?	A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... Fly back to school, little Starling.
and you'd hate to think you were common. my, wouldn't that sting! well you're far from common, officer starling. all you have is the fear of it.  now please excuse me. good day.	And the questionnaire...?
reasonably so. yes.	And you'd hate to think you were common. My, wouldn't that sting! Well you're far from common, Officer Starling. All you have is the fear of it.  Now please excuse me. Good day.
you're a tough one, aren't you?	Reasonably so. Yes.
you see a lot, dr. lecter. but are you strong enough to point that high- powered perception at yourself? how about it...? look at yourself and write down the truth.  or maybe you're afraid to.	You're a tough one, aren't you?
oh, officer starling... do you think you can dissect me with this blunt little tool?	No. I only hoped that your knowledge -
i didn't.	No. You ate yours.
it excites him. most serial killers keep some sort of trophies.	I didn't.
witless and misleading. why do you think he takes their skins, officer starling? thrill me with your wisdom.	It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies.
i'll tell you if you'll look at this form.  it started as a bad joke in kansas city homicide. they said... this one likes to skin his humps.	Witless and misleading. Why do you think he takes their skins, Officer Starling? Thrill me with your wisdom.
do you know why he's called buffalo bill? tell me. the newspapers won't say.	I'll tell you if you'll look at this form.  It started as a bad joke in Kansas City Homicide. They said... this one likes to skin his humps.
partially, yes. but doctor, that's an active case, i'm not involved. if -	Do you know why he's called Buffalo Bill? Tell me. The newspapers won't say.
all flayed...?	Partially, yes. But Doctor, that's an active case, I'm not involved. If -
five... so far.	All flayed...?
how many women has he used, our bill?	Five... so far.
no, i came because we need -	How many women has he used, our Bill?
jack crawford must be very busy indeed if he's recruiting help from the student body. busy hunting that new one, buffalo bill... such a naughty boy! did crawford send you to ask for my advice on him?	No, I came because we need -
i'm only asking you to look at this, doctor. either you will or you won't.	Jack Crawford must be very busy indeed if he's recruiting help from the student body. Busy hunting that new one, Buffalo Bill... Such a naughty boy! Did Crawford send you to ask for my advice on him?
no, no, no. you were doing fine, you'd been courteous and receptive to courtesy, you'd established trust with the embarrassing truth about miggs, and now this ham-handed segue into your questionnaire. it won't do. it's stupid and boring.	I'm only asking you to look at this, Doctor. Either you will or you won't.
dr. lecter, if you'd please consider -	No, no, no. You were doing fine, you'd been courteous and receptive to courtesy, you'd established trust with the embarrassing truth about Miggs, and now this ham-handed segue into your questionnaire. It won't do. It's stupid and boring.
memory, officer starling, is what i have instead of view.	Dr. Lecter, if you'd please consider -
all that detail, just from memory...?	Memory, Officer Starling, is what I have instead of view.
yes. that's the duomo, seen from the belvedere. do you know florence?	All that detail, just from memory...?
did you do those drawings, doctor?	Yes. That's the Duomo, seen from the Belvedere. Do you know Florence?
i have no doubt of it.	Did you do those drawings, Doctor?
maybe they'll catch up.	I have no doubt of it.
it's much better than your shoes.	Maybe they'll catch up.
yes.	It's much better than your shoes.
i see. i myself cannot. you use evyan skin cream, and sometimes you wear l'air du temps, but not today. you brought your best bag, though, didn't you?	Yes.
he said - "i can smell your cunt."	I see. I myself cannot. You use Evyan skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today. You brought your best bag, though, didn't you?
now then. what did miggs say to you?  "multiple miggs," in the next cell. he hissed at you. what did he say?	He said - "I can smell your cunt."
mmmmm... that's rather slippery of you, officer starling. sit. please.	Now then. What did Miggs say to you?  "Multiple Miggs," in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
we're talking about psychology, doctor, not the bureau. can you decide for yourself whether or not i'm qualified?	Mmmmm... That's rather slippery of you, Officer Starling. Sit. Please.
jack crawford sent a trainee to me?	We're talking about psychology, Doctor, not the Bureau. Can you decide for yourself whether or not I'm qualified?
i'm - still in training at the academy.	Jack Crawford sent a trainee to me?
that expires in one week. you're not real fbi, are you?	I'm - still in training at the Academy.
i am, yes.	May I see your credentials?
"we" being the behavioral science unit, at quantico. you're one of jack crawford's, i expect.	I am, yes.
doctor, we have a hard problem in psychological profiling. i want to ask for your help with a questionnaire.	"We" being the Behavioral Science Unit, at Quantico. You're one of Jack Crawford's, I expect.
it may be that - i could confer with my colleagues on this. and get back to you.	Would you, Doctor? That would be so kind.
oh, that's clever, dr. danielson. very humorous. you like the truth? try this.  he kidnaps young women and kills them and rips their skin off. we don't want him to do that anymore. if you don't help me, just as fast as you can, then the justice department is going to ask publicly for a court order, we'll ask twice a day, just in time for the morning and evening news. and each one of our press conferences will focus on dr. danielson, over at johns hopkins, and how we're still hoping for his cooperation. and every time there's any news on the case - when catherine martin floats, when the next one floats, and the next one - why, we'll just issue another press release about good ol' dr. danielson, over at johns hopkins - complete with all his humorous fucking remarks.	It may be that - I could confer with my colleagues on this. And get back to you.
i doubt very much that the fbi or any other government agency can keep a secret, mr. crawford. truth will out... and then what? will you give johns hopkins a new identity? put a big pair of sunglasses on this building, and a funny nose?	Oh, that's clever, Dr. Danielson. Very humorous. You like the truth? Try this.  He kidnaps young women and kills them and rips their skin off. We don't want him to do that anymore. If you don't help me, just as fast as you can, then the Justice Department is going to ask publicly for a court order, We'll ask twice a day, just in time for the morning and evening news. And each one of our press conferences will focus on Dr. Danielson, over at Johns Hopkins, and how we're still hoping for his cooperation. And every time there's any news on the case - when Catherine Martin floats, when the next one floats, and the next one - why, we'll just issue another press release about good ol' Dr. Danielson, over at Johns Hopkins - complete with all his humorous fucking remarks.
look... search your own records, if you prefer. you can do it a lot faster than us, anyway. if we find buffalo bill through your information, i'll suppress it. nobody has to know this hospital cooperated.	I doubt very much that the FBI or any other government agency can keep a secret, Mr. Crawford. Truth will out... And then what? Will you give Johns Hopkins a new identity? Put a big pair of sunglasses on this building, and a funny nose?
her name is kimberly jane emberg, she was just id'd. i met her on a slab in west virginia. and sometime tomorrow, or tomorrow night, he's going to do the same thing to catherine martin.	That's a childish, bullying stunt, Mr. Crawford. I was a battlefield surgeon, so you can put away your picture.
you want to see a violation? this is a violation...	Her name is Kimberly Jane Emberg, she was just ID'd. I met her on a slab in West Virginia. And sometime tomorrow, or tomorrow night, he's going to do the same thing to Catherine Martin.
examination and interview materials are confidential. we've never violated an applicant's trust, and we never will.	You want to see a violation? This is a violation...
dr. danielson, the man we want was never your patient. it would be someone you refused because he tries to conceal a record of criminal violence. please, doctor - time is eating us up. just show me the ones you've turned away.	Examination and interview materials are confidential. We've never violated an applicant's trust, and we never will.
i'm not having a witch hunt here, mr. crawford! our patients are decent, non-violent people with a real problem.	Dr. Danielson, the man we want was never your patient. It would be someone you refused because he tries to conceal a record of criminal violence. Please, Doctor - time is eating us up. Just show me the ones you've turned away.
thank you, doctor. i'll keep it in mind.	Oh, and Senator...? Love you suit.
senator martin...! you can't trust jack crawford or clarice starling. it's such a game with these people. they're determined to get the arrest for themselves. the "collar," i think they say.	Thank you, Doctor. I'll keep it in mind.
let's go with it.	Senator Martin...! You can't trust Jack Crawford or Clarice Starling. It's such a game with these people. They're determined to get the arrest for themselves. The "collar," I think they say.
toughened your nipples, didn't it...?  six foot one, strongly built, about 190 pounds. hair brown, eyes pale blue. he'd be about 35 now. he said he lived in philadelphia, but may have lied. that's really all i can remember, senator - but if i think of any more, i'll let you know.	Let's go with it.
yes... i did.	Toughened your nipples, didn't it...?  Six foot one, strongly built, about 190 pounds. Hair brown, eyes pale blue. He'd be about 35 now. He said he lived in Philadelphia, but may have lied. That's really all I can remember, Senator - but if I think of any more, I'll let you know.
what...?	Did you breast-feed her?
i won't waste your time and catherine's time bargaining for petty privileges. clarice starling and that awful jack crawford have wasted far too much already. i only pray they haven't doomed the poor girl... let me help you now, and i'll trust you when it's all over.	You have my word. Paul?
better known to his friends as the death's-head moth...	The Latin name comes from two rivers in Hell. Your man - he drops these girls into rivers, every time. Didn't I read that?
i'm the one who found his perforating proboscis! are you wearing a gun, right now?  ooh, cool! can i see it? can i?	Just ignore him. He's not a Ph.D.
your west virginia specimen gave us quite a bit of trouble, but i finally managed to narrow his species through chaetaxy - studying the skin.	I'm the one who found his perforating proboscis! Are you wearing a gun, right now?  Ooh, cool! Can I see it? Can I?
of course it counts. how do you play?	Officer Starling. Welcome back.
time, pilch! my move.	No fair! You lured him with produce.
the men of the regiment will fetch water from the lake, build fires and provide every comfort you desire, alice...	Duncan, you are absolutely gallant. If Cora doesn't marry you, I shall.
can we rest soon?	Absolutely.
are you alright?	Can we rest soon?
yes, miss.	I won't sleep tonight. What an adventure!  I absolutely cannot wait to return to Portman Square, having laid eyes upon the full-blooded, red men in the wild!
we leave in the morning?!	Yes, miss.
my god, you've grown up.	We leave in the morning?!
where will we go?	Winter with the Delaware, my father's cousins. And in the spring, cross the Ohio and look for land to settle with my father in a new place called Can-tuck-ee.
will you go back to england?	I have nothing to go back for.
and my compliments to you...	Alice?
listen. submit. you hear me?  you're strong. you stay alive. i will find you...  no matter how far, how long it takes...	...never doubt what you are doing.
in this there is a chance. if i live, i can try to free you. if we don't go, there is no powder, there's too many of them.  though my heart would keep me here, in that there is no chance. none. i can do nothing. do you understand?	Yes. I want you to go.
maybe...	Our father? Did you see my father?
are we safe?	Maybe...
what is it?	I don't know. Whatever happens you stay with your father. You stay among the officers.
no. i will find you.	Do not.  Promise me.
webb's reinforcements will arrive or not.  if they do not arrive, the fort will fall. if that happens, stay close to your father.  the french will protect the officer class among the english.	No. I will find you.
what would you have me do?	Webb's reinforcements will arrive or not.  If they do not arrive, the fort will fall. If that happens, stay close to your father.  The French will protect the officer class among the English.
because what i am interested in is right here...	What would you have me do?
they're going to hang you.  why didn't you leave when you had the chance?	Because what I am interested in is right here...
what are you looking at, mr. poe?	Why, I am looking at you, Miss.
mr poe?	Miss.  May I?
much further?	Top of this ridge. Fort and Lake George are downhill of it.
on the contrary. it is more deeply stirring...  to my blood...  ...than any imagining could possibly have been...	Much further?
sorry to disappoint you...	On the contrary. It is more deeply stirring...  to my blood...  ...than any imagining could possibly have been...
you are right, mr. poe. we do not understand what is happening here. and it is not as i imagined it would be, thinking of it in boston and london...	Sorry to disappoint you...
in london those radical ideas could land you in newgate prison.  why were those people living in this defenseless place...?	'Cos frontier land's the only land affordable to poor people. So after seven years indentured service in Virginia, they headed out here where they are beholden to none and not livin' by another's leave...  Their name was Cameron. John & Alexandria.
the bible. monarchy. many wrong ideas about the government of men. my father's people already know each man is his own nation. and only he can have dominion over himself. not kings. no man is better than any other man.	In London those radical ideas could land you in Newgate prison.  Why were those people living in this defenseless place...?
and what were the consequentialities of european culture you didn't bother with?	The Bible. Monarchy. Many wrong ideas about the government of men. My father's people already know each man is his own nation. And only he can have dominion over himself. Not kings. No man is better than any other man.
my father sent uncas & i to reverend wheelock's school when i was ten. so we would know both worlds... though we were told only bother learning readin' & arithmetic from yours.	And what were the consequentialities of European culture you didn't bother with?
how did you learn english?	My father sent Uncas & I to Reverend Wheelock's school when I was ten. So we would know both worlds... though we were told only bother learning readin' & arithmetic from yours.
i do not remember them. i was one or two.	How did you learn English?
i'm sorry.	I do not remember them. I was one or two.
they buried my ma & pa and my sisters. and chingachgook - who found me with two french trappers - raised me up as his own.	I'm sorry.
in your particular case, miss, i would make some allowance...	Thank you so much.
"we're a breed apart and we make no sense"...?	In your particular case, miss, I would make some allowance...
why did they turn back?	"We're a breed apart and we make no sense"...?
the ottawa are gone.	Why did they turn back?
yes. and "do not try to understand them.  that is because they are a breed apart and they make no sense..."	The Ottawa are gone.
what?!	Yes. And "do not try to understand them.  That is because they are a breed apart and they make no sense..."
yes. he said... "do not try to make them understand you."	What?!
he did?	Yes. He said... "do not try to make them understand you."
chingachgook. he warned me about people like you.	He did?
your "father"?	Chingachgook. He warned me about people like you.
well that is to be expected. my father...	Your "father"?
you were acting for our benefit. and i apologize. i misunderstood you.	Well that is to be expected. My father...
you knew them.	You were acting for our benefit. And I apologize. I misunderstood you.
anyone lookin' to pick up our trail, would see it as a sign of our passing...	You knew them.
why didn't you bury those people?	Anyone lookin' to pick up our trail, would see it as a sign of our passing...
let us go, miss.	I will not. I have seen the face of war before, Mr. Poe, but never war made on women and children. And almost as cruel is your indifference.
though they are strangers, they are at least entitled to a christian burial!	Let us go, miss.
you do not know what you are saying!	Yes I do! I know exactly what I am saying.  And if it is sedition, then I am guilty of sedition, too!
"justice"?  if that's "justice"..., then the sooner french guns blow the english army out of america, the better it will be for these people.	You do not know what you are saying!
but the man is guilty of sedition and subject to military justice and beyond pardon.	"Justice"?  If that's "justice"..., then the sooner French guns blow the English army out of America, the better it will be for these people.
the man encouraged the colonials to desert in this very room, in my presence. he is guilty of sedition and must be tried and hanged like any other criminal, regardless of what he did for my children.	He knew the consequences. And he stayed.  Are those the actions of a criminal?  ...Duncan, do something.
there was no letter.	I sent three men to Webb!
what?	There was no letter.
there was none!	What?
my letter...	There was none!
when? how?	My letter...
told you to stay away from this hell hole!  why did you disobey me?	When? How?
... compliments, mr. poe.  take her and get out.	What are they doing to Duncan? Duncan!
yes. go ahead.	What the bloody hell plan is this?
they do not live their lives "by your leave."  ...they hack it out of the wilderness with their own two hands, burying their dead and their children along the way.	You are defending him because you've become infatuated with him.
he knew the penalty for breaking regulations.  he ought to pay without sending you to beg.	You know he wouldn't send me...! You misrepresented what you saw and caused this.  I, too, was at that farm. It was as he said...
beyond the periphery of men, staring at him.	Munro is expecting him to be the good soldier in defense of British military interests.
i see...	I am sorry, Duncan...
cora, i adore you and, when we come together, we will be the happiest couple in england...  i am certain of that. more than ever before.  i believe you must trust the judgment of others who hold your welfare so close to their hearts...	Duncan...  Duncan, I promised you an answer. You have complimented me with your persistence and patience... But the decision I've come to is I'd rather make the gravest of mistakes than surrender my own judgment.
one called magua arrived.	He delivered no such message.
my god, alice.	It can be dangerous...
will you consider that?	Yes. Yes, I will.
cora, in my heart, i know once we're joined, we'll be the happiest couple in england. let those whom you trust, your father, help settle what's best for you. in view of your indecision, why not rely on their advice and judgment as well as mine?	Will you consider that?
cousin eugenie, my father, but...	Cora, in my heart, I know once we're joined, we'll be the happiest couple in England. Let those whom you trust, your father, help settle what's best for you. In view of your indecision, why not rely on their advice and judgment as well as mine?
"some"?	Cousin Eugenie, my father, but...
some say that's the way of it.	"Some"?
isn't respect and friendship, a reasonable basis for a man and woman to be joined? and all else may grow in time...?	Some say that's the way of it.
dear duncan, my affection is as towards a closest friend. alice and i depend on you and respect you immensely... i wish they did, but my feelings don't go beyond that. do you see?	Isn't respect and friendship, a reasonable basis for a man and woman to be joined? And all else may grow in time...?
you still have an aversion to the water?	Aversion?  No... "Hatred"... "Loathing"...
and by sea!	You still have an aversion to the water?
i'm embarrassed to be so indecisive... after so long apart and after you've traveled so far...	And by sea!
any powder?	: Only one or two loads.
you will have to forego the pleasure of hangin' me.	Any powder?
and if we're unlucky?	You will have to forego the pleasure of hangin' me.
then we take the south rim down the mountain and it's 12 miles cross country to fort edward.	And if we're unlucky?
then what?	Then we take the south rim down the mountain and it's 12 miles cross country to Fort Edward.
this is it, as far as we can go... if we're lucky, they'll be figurin' we can't have come this way and must've beached our canoes and headed cross land. if we're very lucky, they'll figure we went over the falls.	Then what?
i don't understand!	This is it, as far as we can go... If we're lucky, they'll be figurin' we can't have come this way and must've beached our canoes and headed cross land. If we're very lucky, they'll figure we went over the falls.
we don't.	I don't understand!
where do we go from here?	We don't.
head for... for the white water.	Do you hear me, sir!  If you ever fall... into British hands...  What white water?
how long?	Only chance we got is...  ... to get more distance on 'em and go to ground!
i ought to have you whipped from this fort!	Major!  Some day I think you and I are gonna have a serious disagreement.
that is the truth!	I ought to have you whipped from this fort!
that is sedition! treason!	That is the truth!
and if english law cannot be trusted, maybe these people would do better makin' a peace with the french!	That is sedition! Treason!
ottawa!	Excuse me...
who were these people?	Ottawa!
i owe you gratitude or i'd call you out!	Do not let gratitude get in the way...
then you are one of those who would allow england to fight alone while she protects you from france?	England does not protect me and does not war against France on our account. She uses us to war against France on her own account...  of greed for land and furs.
i ain't your "scout". and i am in no damn militia.	Then you are one of those who would allow England to fight alone while she protects you from France?
i thought all our colonial scouts were in the militia?	I ain't your "scout". And I am in no damn militia.
no. headin' west. to can-tuck-ee.	I thought all our colonial scouts were in the militia?
fort edward, then?	No. Headin' west. To Can-tuck-ee.
no.	Fort Edward, then?
then you're assigned to fort william henry?	No.
came across the war party, tracked 'em.	Then you're assigned to Fort William Henry?
of course not!  and how is it you were nearby?	Came across the war party, tracked 'em.
no blood vengeance? no re-proach or insult?	Of course not!  And how is it you were nearby?
miss cora munro. he never set eyes on her before today.	No blood vengeance? No re-proach or insult?
dark haired...	Miss Cora Munro. He never set eyes on her before today.
what?!	Dark haired...
he is huron and nothing else.  why would he want to murder the girl?	What?!
colonel munro sent him. he was one of our mohawk allies.	He is Huron and nothing else.  Why would he want to murder the girl?
day and a half  where did you get... the guide?	Colonel Munro sent him. He was one of our Mohawk allies.
how far is it, scout?	Day and a half  Where did you get... the guide?
we were headed...	...Fort William Henry.
your wounded should try walkin' back to albany.  they'll never make a passage north.	We were headed...
you, sir! you call yourself a loyal subject?	...No...Do not call myself much of a subject at all.
you do what you want with your own scalp.  do not be tellin' us what to do with ours.	You, sir! You call yourself a loyal subject?
will you men help us stop the french?	... and while they are cooped up in your fort, what if the French send war parties to raid their homes?
first place, you started it with the french over fur-trapping claims to the head waters of the ohio.  now you're sayin' these people have a fight on their hands...	Will you men help us stop the French?
really? do you want them to overrun all new york colony?	First place, you started it with the French over fur-trapping claims to the head waters of the Ohio.  Now you're sayin' these people have a fight on their hands...
i said... france is your enemy. not ours.	Really? Do you want them to overrun all New York colony?
what did you say?	I said... France is your enemy. Not ours.
your enemy...	What did you say?
it should be enough to remind you france is the enemy.	Your enemy...
that reason wear a blue dress and work in the surgery?	It does and it is a better lookin' reason than you, Jack Winthrop.  Push hard, 'cos you got to clear the French outpost by dawn.  Good luck, Jack.
got a reason to stay.	That reason wear a blue dress and work in the surgery?
you're not coming with us?	Got a reason to stay.
i'll cover them from the top of the casement.	You're not coming with us?
i believe if they set aside their law as and when they wish, their law no longer has rightful authority over us. all they have over us is tyranny, then. and i'll stay here no longer.  no force on earth will keep me here... anyone caught leavin' the fort could be shot. so each man make your own decision... those who are goin', be back here in an hour.	Out the northern sally-port. Strike for the east side of the swamp until you clear the French picket line. Head north over the ridge, then come about southeast and fork left in Little Meadow and you're free of the outpost and skirmishers...
folks here goin' to join in that fight?	We'll see in the morning...
a french & indian army out of fort carillon's heading south to war against the english. i'm here to raise this county's militia to aid the british defense.	Folks here goin' to join in that fight?
so what is it, jack? what brings you up here?	A French & Indian army out of Fort Carillon's heading south to war against the English. I'm here to raise this county's militia to aid the British defense.
that we did. john. but the horicane  is near trapped out.	Tradin' your skins in Castleton?
the red man put down the bow, picked up the fire stick and became the best warrior in the forest. yes. it is the only way.	Would the Huron make his Algonquin brothers foolish with brandy and steal his lands to sell them for gold to the white man?  Would the Huron have greed for more land than a man can use? Like Francais Black Robes do?  Would Huron kill tribes with disease? Would the Huron fool Seneca into taking all the animals in the forest for beads & brandy? But sell the fur to the white man for gold?...  Those are the ways of Yengeese and Les Francais masters. Are they the ways of Huron men who hunt & work the land? Or of dogs?  ...Magua's heart is twisted. He would make himself into what twisted him. A Dog, become Master of Dogs. But are Hurons dogs?  ...Magua's way is false. It is like the white sickness. Magua's way will bring only sadness and shame. Is there another way? I don't know.  I am Nathaniel of the Yengeese; Hawkeye, adopted son of Chingachgook, of the Mohican people... Let the children of the dead Munro go free... I speak the truth.
magua would use the ways of les francais and the yengeese...	The red man put down the bow, picked up the fire stick and became the best warrior in the forest. Yes. It is the only way.
no.  huron serve no one. the french father believes he fooled magua because he is so proud of his cleverness, he is blind. but it is the huron path that magua walks down, not the french one... now, les francais, also, fear huron. that is good. when the huron is strong from their fear, we will make the terms of trade with les francais. and we will trade as the white man trades. take land from the abnakes; fur from the osage, sauk & fox. and make the huron great. over other tribes. no less than the whites, as strong as the whites.	Magua would use the ways of Les Francais and the Yengeese...
so the huron are the servants of the french?  to do what the french are shamed to do?	No.  Huron serve no one. The French father believes he fooled Magua because he is so proud of his cleverness, he is blind. But it is the Huron path that Magua walks down, not the French one... Now, Les Francais, also, fear Huron. That is good. When the Huron is strong from their fear, we will make the terms of trade with Les Francais. And we will trade as the white man trades. Take land from the Abnakes; fur from the Osage, Sauk & Fox. And make the Huron great. Over other tribes. No less than the whites, as strong as the whites.
our father, montcalm, is greater than the yengeese in the arts of war. the huron do not fear english anger.	Wise one, the French fathers made peace and swore to their honor not to break the friendship. Magua broke it. It is false that the French would not be friends, still, to the Huron.
let the children of the dead colonel munro go free and take the fire out of the english anger over the murder of their helpless ones.	Our father, Montcalm, is greater than the Yengeese in the arts of war. The Huron do not fear English anger.
easy for you to suppose. while it is their women and children, not yours, alone in their farms!	You forget yourself!
i'll have none of that!  montcalm is a soldier and a gentleman. not a butcher.	Easy for you to suppose. While it is their women and children, not yours, alone in their farms!
that judgment is not more important than their right under agreement with webb to defend their farms & families... major heyward was at john cameron's. he saw what it was.	What did you see, Major?
many men here, their homes are in the path.	That's all, sir.
yes, mr. poe? so?	It was a war party. It means they're on the attack up and down the frontier.
a man, here, can make a run straight through to webb.	...not enough time to get to Albany and back with reinforcements...
help ourselves to a few horns from your powder stores.	What else?
the scotsman's daughters are at the poltroon's house. a company of the 33rd will accompany you and magua will show you the way.	By your leave, sir.
yes. you may.  you there. what does munro call you?  the "scotsman" has sent one of his indian allies to guide you.	The Scotsman's daughters are at the Poltroon's house. A company of the 33rd will accompany you and Magua will show you the way.
sir!... might i inquire if general webb has heard from colonel munro's daughters? i was to rendezvous with them in albany and escort them to the fort.	Yes. You may.  You there. What does Munro call you?  The "Scotsman" has sent one of his Indian allies to guide you.
you will take command of the 62nd regiment of foot. at fort william henry under colonel munro. i will march the 33rd to fort edward.	Sir!... Might I inquire if General Webb has heard from Colonel Munro's daughters? I was to rendezvous with them in Albany and escort them to the fort.
i thought british policy is 'make the world... england', sir.	You will take command of the 62nd Regiment of Foot. At Fort William Henry under Colonel Munro. I will march the 33rd to Fort Edward.
i know.  one has to give americans "reasons" and make agreements to get them to do anything at all.  tiring, isn't it?  but that's the way of it here.	I thought British policy is 'Make the World... England', sir.
the crown "negotiating" the terms of service?	I know.  One has to give Americans "reasons" and make agreements to get them to do anything at all.  Tiring, isn't it?  But that's the way of it here.
and what is that?	The Crown "negotiating" the terms of service?
i didn't experience anything so surprising from bristol to albany as what i witnessed here today.	And what is that?
sir!	The decision is final.
death and honor are sometimes thought to be the same. today i have learned that they are not.	Sir!
general webb can burn in hell. we'll go back and dig our graves behind the ramparts! our mission is to fight.	Death and honor are sometimes thought to be the same. Today I have learned that they are not.
i have lived to see two things i never expected.  an englishman afraid to support a friend. and a frenchman too honest to profit by that advantage.	General Webb can burn in hell. We'll go back and dig our graves behind the ramparts! Our mission is to fight.
this is the signature of webb.  and i know the temper of our men. rather than spend the war in a french prison hulk in hudson bay, they'd fight to the end.	You have heard your answer, Monsieur le Marquis.
not with enough certainty to outweigh british interests in this fort.	And who empowered these provincials to pass judgment upon England's policies in her own colonies? To come and go without so much as a "by your leave."
things were done. nobody was spared...	Terrible feature of war in the Americas.  Best to keep your sight fixed on our duty.
yes, sir.	Only twelve miles away! He could be here day after tomorrow.  Find your man, sir! Captain Beams will give you the message.
webb's at edward?	Yes, sir.
webb's not in albany. he marched the 33rd to fort edward two days ago.	Webb's at Edward?
might i enquire after the situation, sir, given that i've seen of the french engineering from the ridge above?	Logistics are his guns are bigger than mine and he has more of them. They keep our heads down while his sappers make thirty yards of trench a day. His thirteen inch mortars have a two hundred yard range, so when they're close enough, they'll move them in, lob explosive rounds over our walls and pound us to dust. They look to be three hundred yards out.  Bloody murderers.  You have three days.
what a place for them...	Might I enquire after the situation, sir, given that I've seen of the French engineering from the ridge above?
ambush... on the george road. this magua led us into it.  ...eighteen killed. it's these men who saved us. they guided us here...	Thank you. How can I reward you?
what happened to you?	Ambush... on the George Road. This Magua led us into it.  ...eighteen killed. It's these men who saved us. They guided us here...
sir. webb has no idea. and he certainly does not know to send reinforcements!	What happened to you?
does webb not even know we are besieged?	Sir. Webb has no idea. And he certainly does not know to send reinforcements!
right - about face! march! first rank present!	Fire!
men are to stay in file, sergeant major!	Yes sir!
thank you, sergeant major. thank the men.	Atten-hut!
sir!	Thank you, Sergeant Major. Thank the men.
sergeant major!	Sir!
shoulder arms!  present!	Fire!!!
sir!!!  third rank! twelve paces! forward march!	Shoulder arms!  Present!
advance, sergeant major!	Sir!!!  Third rank! Twelve paces! Forward march!
fire!!!	Advance, Sergeant Major!
first rank! second rank! present arms!	Fire!!!
sir!  upon the center, wheel to the left- about!  march!  rear ranks, proper distance!  front ranks, take your distance! march!  halt!  make ready!	First rank! Second rank! Present arms!
sergeant! form three ranks!	Sir!  Upon the center, wheel to the left- about!  March!  Rear ranks, proper distance!  Front ranks, take your distance! March!  Halt!  Make ready!
what is enough?	Heart. Give Magua new heart.
how much gold has the master of the yengeese?	The King? The King has mountains of gold!
yes.	How much gold has the master of the Yengeese?
for munro children?	Yes.
gold could be arranged.	For Munro children?
yengeese major give all property to magua.  magua give yengeese major much wampum, many gifts, maybe three, four oxen.	Gold could be arranged.
yes.	Yengeese Major give all property to Magua.  Magua give Yengeese Major much wampum, many gifts, maybe three, four oxen.
does yengeese major have property across salt sea?	Yes.
yes.	Does Yengeese Major have property across salt sea?
wampum?	Yes.
three, four oxen... much wampum.	Wampum?
gifts?	Three, four oxen... much wampum.
if magua give women to yengeese soldiers... will receive many gifts.	Gifts?
excuse me. what did you say?	Magua say: "Yes. Good idea."
"magua understand paleface is a dog to his women.  when his women want to eat, he lay aside his tomahawk to feed their laziness."	Excuse me. What did you say?
no. stop in the glade just ahead! when the ladies are rested, we will proceed. do you understand?	"Magua understand paleface is a dog to his women.  When his women want to eat, he lay aside his tomahawk to feed their laziness."
i understand. this is not good place to stop.  two leagues from here. no water 'til then.  that where we stop. better place.	No. Stop in the glade just ahead! When the ladies are rested, we will proceed. Do you understand?
we must... stop... soon. women are... tired.  you... understand?	I understand. This is not good place to stop.  Two leagues from here. No water 'til then.  That where we stop. Better place.
this interview's over! the militia stays!	Does the rule of English law no longer govern?  Has it been replaced by absolutism?
nathaniel's word been good on the frontier a long time before you got here!	This interview's over! The militia stays!
british promises are honored. and the militia will not be released. because i need more definite proof than this man's word!	Nathaniel's word been good on the frontier a long time before you got here!
we are not forgettin' webb's promise!	British promises are honored. And the militia will not be released. Because I need more definite proof than this man's word!
chingachgook's of the same opinion. taken together, that's gospel. your fort will stand or fall depending on webb and reinforcements, not these colonials' presence.	I judge military matters, Captain Winthrop, not you.
i must receive proof more conclusive than mr. poe's opinion before i weaken our defenses by allowing militia to withdraw.	Chingachgook's of the same opinion. Taken together, that's gospel. Your fort will stand or fall depending on Webb and reinforcements, not these colonials' presence.
munro would. but general webb will not send their soldiers across the salt lake.  having let them go, i fear i will only fight the same men again when i move south.  and yet, i cannot break the terms of the capitulation and sully the lilies of france...	Many things my French father cannot do, Magua can.
does the chief of the canadas believe the english will keep the terms?	Munro would. But General Webb will not send their soldiers across the salt lake.  Having let them go, I fear I will only fight the same men again when I move south.  And yet, I cannot break the terms of the capitulation and sully the lilies of France...
my son magua's pain is my pain.	Does the chief of the Canadas believe the English will keep the terms?
magua slept hard in the english wigwams.  and the sticks left their mark...  magua's village and lodges were burnt. magua's children were killed by the english.  magua was taken as a slave by the mohawks who fought for the grey hair. magua's wife believed he was dead and became the wife of another. the grey hair was the father of all this.  in time magua became blood-brother to mohawk to become free. in his heart he always was huron.  and his heart will be whole again on the day when the grey hair and all his seed are dead!	My son Magua's pain is my pain.
my son has been sadly injured. who did this?	Magua slept hard in the English wigwams.  And the sticks left their mark...  Magua's village and lodges were burnt. Magua's children were killed by the English.  Magua was taken as a slave by the Mohawks who fought for the Grey Hair. Magua's wife believed he was dead and became the wife of another. The Grey Hair was the father of all this.  In time Magua became blood-brother to Mohawk to become free. In his heart he always was Huron.  And his heart will be whole again on the day when the Grey Hair and all his seed are dead!
and this?	My son has been sadly injured. Who did this?
that's where a lead bullet has torn you.	And this?
where is that sun?! it has gone behind the hill.  it is dark and cold. it has set on his people, they are fooled and kill all the animals and sell all of their lands to enrich the european masters who are always greedy for more than they need.  and le subtil is the son of his tribe. there have been many clouds and many mountains. but now he has come to lead his nation.	That Le Renard has the power to lead his people into the light, I know well.
but so many suns have set since le renard struck the war post. is he not tired?	Where is that sun?! It has gone behind the hill.  It is dark and cold. It has set on his people, they are fooled and kill all the animals and sell all of their lands to enrich the European masters who are always greedy for more than they need.  And Le Subtil is the son of his tribe. There have been many clouds and many mountains. But now he has come to lead his nation.
magua took the hatchet to color it with blood.  it is still bright. only when it is red, then it will be buried.	But so many suns have set since Le Renard struck the war post. Is he not tired?
my master owns these lands and your father has been ordered to drive off the english squatters. they have consented to go. so now he calls them enemies no longer.	Magua took the hatchet to color it with blood.  It is still bright. Only when it is red, then it will be buried.
not a warrior has a scalp and the white men become friends.	My master owns these lands and your father has been ordered to drive off the English squatters. They have consented to go. So now he calls them enemies no longer.
yes.	Not a warrior has a scalp and the white men become friends.
is the hatchet buried between the english and my french father?	Yes.
why do hate the grey hair, magua?	When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies Magua will put his children under the knife so the Grey Hair will see his seed is wiped out forever.
i am deeply touched by such unusual and unexpected generosity... the fort is yours under the condition that we be given until dawn to bury our dead, prepare our men and women for their march and turn our wounded over to your surgeon.	Granted, Monsieur.
carry them to england to your king with pride.	Allow me to consult with my officers.
my colors?	Carry them to England to your King with pride.
granted.	My colors?
the honors of war?	Granted.
they may leave the fortress fully armed, but with no ammunition... other than that, ask what you wish.	The honors of war?
their arms?	They may leave the fortress fully armed, but with no ammunition... Other than that, ask what you wish.
my master requires the fort be destroyed.  but, for you and your comrades, there is no privilege that will be denied. none of your men will see the inside of a prison barge. they're free to go so long as they return to england and fight no more on this continent, and the civilian militia return to their farms.	Their arms?
such as...?	My master requires the fort be destroyed.  But, for you and your comrades, there is no privilege that will be denied. None of your men will see the inside of a prison barge. They're free to go so long as they return to England and fight no more on this continent, and the civilian militia return to their farms.
honor that is freely accorded to courage, may be refused obstinacy... these hills afford to us every opportunity to reconnoiter your works and i am possibly as well acquainted with your weak condition as you are yourselves.  is webb really en route and montcalm hopes to take the fort by duplicity before british reinforcements arrive?	Perhaps the General's glasses can reach to the Hudson and he knows the size and imminence of the army of Webb...?
however i may apprise such testimony from monsieur montcalm, fort william henry is strong and stands.	Honor that is freely accorded to courage, may be refused obstinacy... These hills afford to us every opportunity to reconnoiter your works and I am possibly as well acquainted with your weak condition as you are yourselves.  Is Webb really en route and Montcalm hopes to take the fort by duplicity before British reinforcements arrive?
you have already done everything which is necessary for the honor of your prince. i will forever bear testimony that your resistance has been gallant and was continued as long as there was hope. but now, i beg you to listen to the admonitions of humanity. i beg you to consider my terms for your surrender.	However I may apprise such testimony from Monsieur Montcalm, Fort William Henry is strong and stands.
monsieur le marquis, i am a soldier, not a diplomat. you called this parlay for a reason.	You have already done everything which is necessary for the honor of your Prince. I will forever bear testimony that your resistance has been gallant and was continued as long as there was hope. But now, I beg you to listen to the admonitions of humanity. I beg you to consider my terms for your surrender.
please accept my compliments for the strong and skillful defense of your fortress. under the command of a lesser man it would have fallen long ago given the superior numbers and material... mere chance has allowed me to array against you...	Monsieur le Marquis, I am a soldier, not a diplomat. You called this parlay for a reason.
and i to make yours, monsieur le marquis.	Please accept my compliments for the strong and skillful defense of your fortress. Under the command of a lesser man it would have fallen long ago given the superior numbers and material... mere chance has allowed me to array against you...
colonel munro, i have known you as a gallant antagonist. i am happy to make your acquaintance as a friend.	And I to make yours, Monsieur le Marquis.
c'est bien, vous vous promenez bien matin, monsieur!	Il est necessaire d'etre vigilant, mon enfant.
la victoire.	C'est bien, vous vous promenez bien matin, monsieur!
le mot d'ordre?	La victoire.
france.	Le mot d'ordre?
qui vive?	France.
be careful with it.	Don't worry, I don't want to give up any more.
that it acquires intelligence from its victims?	Intelligence may not be the right word...
why stop with just one aspect of marine life?  why not incorporate the best genetic components the ocean has to offer?...	Well, if they were perfecting an aquaman, then why's there a dead one onboard that Russian ship?  Why isn't he out swimming around?
but what about those scales... or that leech-like thing that bit cobb?	Why stop with just one aspect of marine life?  Why not incorporate the best genetic components the ocean has to offer?...
some say that's why we're basically hairless, for less water resistance, faster swimming speeds...	But what about those scales... or that leech-like thing that bit Cobb?
it was when it counted a couple of million years ago when the seas came in and drove us into the water.  most homo sapiens didn't make it...danakil man... <u>adapted</u>.	Some say that's why we're basically hairless, for less water resistance, faster swimming speeds...
not exactly a big ocean country.	It was when it counted a couple of million years ago when the seas came in and drove us into the water.  Most homo sapiens didn't make it...Danakil man... <u>adapted</u>.
danakil man?...one of our ancestors.  named for the danakil alps in ethiopia.	Not exactly a big ocean country.
was there such a thing?	Danakil man?...one of our ancestors.  Named for the Danakil Alps in Ethiopia.
no.  i think they isolated him in genetic engineering. homo aquaticus...	Was there such a thing?
they found this?	No.  I think they isolated him in genetic engineering. Homo aquaticus...
it could be a million things, something in the air, food....  but he went on that ship and so did williams...  i want to examine the crew.	Yeah...right...
why sixpack?	It could be a million things, something in the air, food....  But he went on that ship and so did Williams...  I want to examine the crew.
and they didn't believe the symptoms i described...	Why Sixpack?
and?	And they didn't believe the symptoms I described...
i don't know.  i've been back and forth with narragansett naval all day, consulting with the best people in maritime medicine, the best people in viruses...	And?
the mask is because you think it might be...catching?	I don't know.  I've been back and forth with Narragansett Naval all day, consulting with the best people in maritime medicine, the best people in viruses...
for this...you don't need to be.	The mask is because you think it might be...catching?
i'm not a doctor.	For this...you don't need to be.
here.  put this on.  you examine him.	I'm not a doctor.
well, how the hell does a skin rash kill you in eight hours?!	Here.  Put this on.  You examine him.
he did.	Well, how the hell does a skin rash kill you in eight hours?!
dead?  this morning you said he had some skin disorder.	He did.
what's wrong?	Pretty good imitation of a hangover and I ought to know.
these observers were doing something. a test...i think they sank that ship on purpose to cover up their mistakes.	What mistakes?  Look, I think it's no big deal but if you want to find out why this ship sank have Maritime run a check.
what do you want me to say? that it all sounds mysterious?	These observers were doing something. A test...I think they sank that ship on purpose to cover up their mistakes.
you mind if i take a look at this?	Be my guest.
well, i'll be on the golf course in the morning.  then, if i don't have any babies to deliver--	We almost had an accident today. DeJesus' suit...
are you planning on working tomorrow?	Well, I'll be on the golf course in the morning.  Then, if I don't have any babies to deliver--
your suit, becky!	Just get in yours!
where the hell've you been?	I got hung up!  Try this!
that's an order!	Fuck your orders!
no!	That's an order!
go on!	No!
i hit it.  but i can't see it!  can you see it?!	No.
i am thinking, man!  you think i want to die!  i am thinking!  i--	I hit it.  But I can't see it!  Can you see it?!
think!  can we stop it?! block it up?!  shut down the line somewhere?!  think!	I am thinking, man!  You think I want to die!  I am thinking!  I--
no way...	Think!  Can we stop it?! Block it up?!  Shut down the line somewhere?!  Think!
can you fix it?	No way...
jesus christ...	Can you fix it?
we don't have much choice... without air, the internal pressure will fall and--	Crunch...Implosion.
that's why there's a dead one on the ship.  it ran out of blood.	What dead one on the ship?
no, it's not going through. the intercom's busted.  i thought dejesus fixed that?	He did.
i thought they were your friends?	Were, Doss <u>were</u>.
what has?	One of those chunks of Sixpack!  Like a big leech, with those teeth!...
it's got hazy!	What has?
we're getting out of here just in time.	There's now a problem with the weather for pickup.  There's a typhoon in our sector... ...We're going to be delayed twelve hours...
bullshit...i was just talking to him.  i saw him move.	What?...
uh, oh...i see where this is going...	...all of you owe time and I thought tonight would be a good time to---
i've been looking at the duty roster...at the shack hours outstanding...	Uh, oh...I see where this is going...
doc eat already?	The good doctor hasn't showed yet.
he don't need a readout, man, he needs help!	Stay calm!
dejesus!  a readout!	He don't need a readout, man, he needs help!
huh?  i...uh...uh...	All right, Sixpack, you and Williams are gonna pull water duty tomorrow--
how do you know it was williams?	Huh?  I...uh...uh...
look at my foot, sir!  this bitch put a goddamn sea monster in my bunk!	How do you know it was Williams?
shit...	Williams...get DeJesus' suit on the "sick rack" and do a diagnostics.  Any other suit problems she should know about?
cobb, jones, i want you to do something about that damn rattle in the air system...  bowman and sixpack...living quarters...	Shit...
it hit me!  where are they?!	I can't see them!
we made it!	Where's Jones?
less than an hour.  it's ruptured an air duct.	Can't we fix it?
how much time does that give us?	Less than an hour.  It's ruptured an air duct.
we're on backup air.	How much time does that give us?
what are you doing?	Seeing how my stock's doing...
maybe they already have.	What are you doing?
yeah...i think they're just deciding what to do with us.	Maybe they already have.
they know, don't they?	Yeah...I think they're just deciding what to do with us.
shit!  he sent them all.	The escape bubbles?
what can we do?	Our only chance is to lure it to the Swamp and flush it like we did the other.
i guess i figured if i was in their shoes that's what i would've done.	Maybe you're more one of us than you think...sir.
well, i always heard you don't "learn" leadership, you earn it.  how did you know they'd get into the vodka?	I guess I figured if I was in their shoes that's what I would've done.
you think i should hang around more with the crew?	Well, I always heard you don't "learn" leadership, you earn it.  How did you know they'd get into the vodka?
everybody in corporate training serves a tour on the line.  sup- posed to hone leadership skills or something.	Has it helped?
i need electrical field experience on my resume. everything helps...  why are you here?	Everybody in corporate training serves a tour on the line.  Sup- posed to hone leadership skills or something.
whatever made you want to do a tour down here?	I need electrical field experience on my resume. Everything helps...  Why are you here?
good...it's going good.	Whatever made you want to do a tour down here?
no.  i'm just being friendly.	Good...It's going good.
why?  you going to give me hard time like the others?	No.  I'm just being friendly.
how's astronaut training?	Why?  You going to give me hard time like the others?
after a month of it you'd think i'd be used to it.	How's astronaut training?
that was a loud one wasn't it?	After a month of it you'd think I'd be used to it.
sixpack?	Why can't we pick up his signal?
that's great.  now let's move 35 degrees southwest.	You screw around like that again and--
i need more light on that, four.	Roger...  More light, Sixpack...
there probably wasn't anything wrong with his suit...	Still...you did the right thing.
today...with dejesus.  that was smart thinking to get him inside...	There probably wasn't anything wrong with his suit...
what?	Today...with DeJesus.  That was smart thinking to get him inside...
you did good...	What?
oh, god, she's out there...	Jones...come with me.  Cobb, you and Doc check the rooms.
no!	It bit me!
shut up, all of you.	Mr. Beck, the contract states that no body can be disposed of without authorization of---
is this a contract violation, mr. cobb?	No sir...I just wanted to know if you needed a hand?
excuse me, sir...	Is this a contract violation, Mr. Cobb?
...i'd really have to show it to you.	All right...
what's wrong with it?	...I'd really have to show it to you.
uh..excuse me sir, it's the air recirculating system, sir...	What's wrong with it?
something wrong, cobb?	Uh..Excuse me sir, it's the air recirculating system, sir...
what about our quota?	You're only twenty-five tons off quota.  Barring an unforeseen problem you should reach it easily on the last day.  It's just a day off.  You don't have to take it, I just thought it might help.
where's doc?!	He's not at his station.
the internal monitors read normal.	Where's Doc?!
wait till you reach thirty- five before you blow your suit...	Roger.
twenty minutes...	Twenty minutes!...Who had tank duty?
what's your air reading?	Twenty minutes...
i'm going inside.	What's your air reading?
charge set?	Charge set.  Backing off.  C'mon Rover let's get out of here.
and it killed bo?	No...she killed herself.
i can't tell you much about it, except that none of you show any symptoms.	And it killed Bo?
okay, number 23's full.	Let's get it out of here and bring in a new one.
okay.	Better let the Doc take a look at you, after dinner.
how do you feel, dejesus?	Okay.
give me a readout, dejesus.	Ahhhh!
forty-eight hours!	I realize you must have gone through hell--
but it's a delay!  how long? a day?  two days?!	Twelve hours, no big deal.  We should know something first thing in the morning.  Don't worry.
it shouldn't be a long delay.	But it's a delay!  How long? A day?  Two days?!
what're you saying?  that we're not even going to be picked up tomorrow?	It shouldn't be a long delay.
unfortunately.  we can't.	What're you saying?  That we're not even going to be picked up tomorrow?
do it.	Unfortunately.  We can't.
beck, trust me.  if the company felt that you or your crew were in any danger we would authorize an immediate emergency pickup. we could be there in a few hours.	Do it.
i'm not anxious to find out, either.	Beck, trust me.  If the company felt that you or your crew were in any danger we would authorize an immediate emergency pickup. We could be there in a few hours.
but you don't have any proof at this point to assume that this disease is contagious, do you?	I'm not anxious to find out, either.
what you don't understand is that my crew is in jeopardy.	But you don't have any proof at this point to assume that this disease is contagious, do you?
well, according to maritime law, you, as commander of the shack have the authority to dispose of the body.  however, the company doesn't want you to do that.	What you don't understand is that my crew is in jeopardy.
how's the weather for pickup tomorrow?	Beautiful.
well, suit yourself, then...its your decision...  ha ha...a little joke...suit yourself...	How's the weather for pickup tomorrow?
i know that.	Well, suit yourself, then...its your decision...  Ha ha...a little joke...suit yourself...
...as long as you know it's not in your contract.	I know that.
thank you, martin.	Don't thank me, yet, but it is important to know where you're going and who your friends are... 'Know what I mean?
sounds like a good week, beck. in fact...i put your folder in front of the vice president of district operations last night...	Thank you, Martin.
two hundred and fifty-two tons of magnesium and 15 tons of sodium.	Sounds like a good week, Beck. In fact...I put your folder in front of the Vice President of District Operations last night...
personal effects...	Timex...
you take your money, too seriously, bo.	You're damn right I do.  Five years down here and I'll pull in more than 15 topside.  I'm not down here for the fun, I'll tell you that.
you got money in this tub?	I signed-up for the stock option.
how's transocean doing?	You got money in this tub?
not yet.	How's TransOcean doing?
made your million, yet?	Not yet.
yes sir...	Hook's on 24...
cute, dejesus...specimen cups?	Aw, loosen up, Bowman...  Hey, Willie, I got one served up for you.
the man is unbelievable... i say, leave him in there.	What about his suit?  That's a million five the company's got to replace.  They'll make somebody go get it.
who else...sixpack.	The man is unbelievable... I say, leave him in there.
if he had his blinkers on--	It wouldn't make any difference in there...He could be two feet away and on fire and she'd still not see him!
hey, bo...when're you going to be off that thing?  i want to find out tonight's nba scores and check the weather.	The weather's good, I already checked, but I'll be off in a minute.
i'm telling you, it's the suits!	Fuck the suits, it's the people monitoring them.  It Doc had been there like he's supposed to it never would've happened!
itches like hell.	Take it off and let me have a look.
still bothering you?	Itches like hell.
it...almost got you.	What was it?
what happened?	It...almost got you.
bullshit.	...and a Russian grandmother...
russian, french, italian, spanish, greek, german, a little hindu, some serbo croat and a smattering of swahili...standard pre-med background...	Bullshit.
you read russian?	Russian, French, Italian, Spanish, Greek, German, a little Hindu, some Serbo Croat and a smattering of Swahili...standard pre-med background...
what the?...	Russian.
i say we should go get in the escape bubbles and get the hell out of here!	And hit the surface in the middle of a typhoon?...No, thank you. I'll take my chance down here.
i ain't doing nothing for that thing without something to defend myself.	That <u>thing</u> happens to be my friend.
you let him get away!	I ain't doing nothing for that thing without something to defend myself.
what's going on?	It's Hazy...It's got him! Stay here and don't let him out.  I'm going to get the Doc.
at least we get time and a half.  that's in the contract.	Fuck double pay, man!  I want out of here!
"routine," my ass!  ain't nothin' "routine" about no physical check- up 10,000 feet down...especially when we're getting picked up the next day!	He didn't say it was a "routine check-up," he said it was a "routine <u>precaution</u>."
yeah?  how'd the kid hold up?	Pretty good.  He sent them out videotaping outcrop.
oooooh.  damn!  not so loud. turn down the music.	What music?  There ain't no music.
so that's all you do?...	Shhhh...don't tell no one.  Job security.
listen to it for christsake.	Ah, it's just old, like me. You don't see the Doc opening me up every time I get a new creak in my joints...I say, as long as it's recycling the air let the next shift deal with it. But, 'long as we're here...
no way, mister beck!  <u>no</u> <u>fucking way</u>!  we just did a full shift, you can't call shack duty on top of a full shift.  it's a contract violation!	Whooo!  Right on, Cobb!  Let's hear it for our shop Steward!
it's sixpack!	I'm going to kill it!
hey!...i feel something. it's moving!  he's alive!	I feel it, too...Someone's trying to get out.
c'mon, cobb...you're slacking...	I ain't, goddamnit...It's Jones!..
bad as he is there's no way we can make our quota with- out his sad self out there. you just can't do it.	He's tanking on us...
you're on your way somewhere all right...the looney bin.	I'm on the way to the looney bin?  Hey, man, I'm not the dude sun bathing in his clothes.
what game, cobb?...i'm on my way to nirvana...	You're on your way somewhere all right...the looney bin.
you guys are crazy.  what the hell you play that stupid game for?	What game, Cobb?...I'm on my way to Nirvana...
hey, cobb...man, why don't you take off your shirt and pants, man?  you should do that wearing what you're going to wear at the beach.	This is what I wear at the beach, goddamnit.
i do, man.  that's a beautiful place.  when i get out of here i'm going there.  find a nice little snow covered chalet, warm little woman, crackling fire--	Hey, Cobb...Man, why don't you take off your shirt and pants, man?  You should do that wearing what you're going to wear at the beach.
who cares?	I do, man.  That's a beautiful place.  When I get out of here I'm going there.  Find a nice little snow covered chalet, warm little woman, crackling fire--
hey, man, you know that in switzerland--and this country's the size of east l.a., okay?--they speak 54 different dialects? fifty-four!	Who cares?
look.  water.	Probably the plumbing.  You gonna make me finish that puzzle by myself, or what?
under there?	Look.  Water.
getting some food.	Under there?
how'd you do that?	What?  That?...I've done this one before.  You hungry?  I'm hungry.
serves his ass right to get it.  motherfucker brings that shit onboard.  i hope his fucking ass rots in the sea and is shit upon by the fish.	'Fucker could have gotten us all killed.
typhoon?!	Twelve hours!
burritos...enchiladas...	Oh, gag, man, how can you eat that stuff?...
fuck semantics, doc! you saying its like part dejesus, part sixpack, part bowman?!	I don't know.  I'm guessing.
no fuckin' lie...	...It has many traits of deep sea marine life...regeneration, scales, gills, even a period of dormancy...  but the fact that it remembered where the plasma was stored, or where the communication wiring was, may imply that it has some other quality...
the monster appears to be a genetic aberration...	No fuckin' lie...
it would explain the suction- like appendages.	Like a leech.
bigger than dejesus?  how?	It's had a meal.
i'm going to try to remove it.	I've got Cobbie downstairs watching the door.
what are you going to do to him?	I'm going to try to remove it.
we've got to get him to the infirmary.	What are you going to do to him?
yes sir, ain't that where we usually go when we're sick?	We're simply concerned about her...proximity to...
the infirmary?...	Yes sir, ain't that where we usually go when we're sick?
excuse me, sir...bowman's sick.  she's downstairs in the infirmary.	The infirmary?...
how far away is she?	Two hundred meters.
answer them and quit kicking me!	I'm not touching you!
it saw us!	Answer them and quit kicking me!
who's the best power forward in the nba...jameson?	Jameson?  Who are you trying to con...?
tip top, willie...tip top.	Who's the best power forward in the NBA...Jameson?
are you okay, jonesy?	Tip top, Willie...tip top.
how many times i got to tell you.  i saw a ship.	Well, why haven't they answered our flares?
are you sure you saw something?	How many times I got to tell you.  I saw a ship.
don't spend all day down there.	Don't fuckin' worry, I ain't.
the shack...	She's wondering what's happening.  We're losing air faster than I thought.
what is it?	The air's stopped.
what is it?	The good doctor signed our death warrant.
cobb's cut...it was in him! it got doc...	Oh man, that's just great...
it needs blood?	Fucking great...You telling me we got a fucking dracula in here with us?
what's wrong?	DeJesus...It's got him.
i ought to smack your face!	What's wrong?
what on earth's the matter with you?	I ought to smack your face!
how is he?	Sleeping.  No sign of Doc, though.  I'll check the control room.  You look in the shower room...
sixpack...	How is he?
who were you talking to?	Sixpack...
no...he's really sick.  i heard him last night.  the company will take that into consideration...	Honey, the company don't give a flying fuck about "whys," they just look at the numbers and the contract says if we miss our quota they only got to pay us half-pay for the entire month.
what is it?	"Debbie Does Dallas"...  Hell, it's in Russian.  I can't read it...
hey, jonesy, who's the best power forward in the nba...jameson?	Jameson?  Who're you trying to con?
clear for pickup.	Let's hope it holds.
hardly.	Don't worry, darlin, I'm...
what's wrong, did you miss me?	Hardly.
bitch!  look what you did!	Sorry, darling...Just thought a little humor would loosen us all up...you know?...
the latch is screwed up.  or the hinge.	Right.
your pocket?	The latch is screwed up.  Or the hinge.
my pocket.  check my pocket, will ya, honey?	Your pocket?
well, talk.	Well not exactly, no; I got 'em sitting in the car, actually; I thought we might sell them back to the Greek, but I am having a bit of a problem getting hold of him.
i wanted to talk to you about that.	Well, talk.
a what?	A traffic warden. Look, what's this?
is there something we should know about you, soap?	I am not sure what's more worrying, the job or your past.
how much did you part with?	Seven hundred for the pair.
a month? so, my friend, what fucking good is that, if we need it in six . . . no, five days?	Well, it's still a good idea.
probably no longer than four weeks.	A month? So, my friend, what fucking good is that, if we need it in six . . . no, five days?
so how long do you have to wait 'till you see a return?	Probably no longer than four weeks.
i'll kill him!	Stop fucking around, Tom, and think. What are we going to do?
soap is called soap because he likes to keep his hands clean of any unlawful behaviour. he is proud of his job, and even more proud that it's legal.	He's a stroppy sod but he's got more balls than a golfer, only he doesn't know it. ' * Cut from completed film.
drachmas, i hope. i would feel safer with a chicken drumstick. they could do more harm than good.	Jesus, Tom, do they work?
it's hit us all hard!	Yeah, but he has got to tell his Dad he is about to lose his bar.
at the bottom of a bottle and has been for two days; it's hit him hard.	It's hit us all hard!
i would rather put my money on a three-legged rocking horse. the odds are a hundred to one for a good reason, bacon . . . it won't win. so where is ed with all the bright ideas?	At the bottom of a bottle and has been for two days; it's hit him hard.
the odds are one hundred to one so all we need is five grand.	I would rather put my money on a three-legged rocking horse. The odds are a hundred to one for a good reason, BACON . . . it won't win. So where is Ed with all the bright ideas?
when the old bastard is not playing cards he's chasing a thousand debts that ill-fated individuals owe for an array of reasons.	Sex and sleaze and antique shotguns are all deep and dear in Harry's stone cold heart.
apart from those shotguns.	And Tom took care of them.
the traffic warden went to the morgue and recognized dog and his lot so that put us sort of in the clear. they got no case against us because there is no evidence against us.	Apart from those shotguns.
well?	Well what?
he'll care all right. that was going to be his money. whether he cares about us is different. pass your phone.	Think about what you're going to say, Ed; we are on thin ice.
scarface, i have watched scarface. you want to know how to do a drug deal, you watch scarface!	That inspires confidence, that does.
i think he's still alive. he's got claret coming out of him somewhere. what did they want with a traffic warden?	I dunno, but I don't think we need him. Dump him at the lights.
bacon, see what we got.	Let's have a butcher's. Jesus, there's lots of everything. We've got god knows how much of this stinking weed; we've got a shit load of cash; and we've got a . . . traffic warden.
of course you will, sweetheart. this one, search this one. ed finds the keys without any trouble.	I'll meet you in the van when you have finished with handsome there.
yes?	It's happening tomorrow morning. Get back here now.
i don't know how you've reached that conclusion.	They can't report they have had all their drugs and money nicked, can they?
let me tell you about hatchet harry. once there was this geezer called smithy robinson who worked for harry. it was rumoured that he was on the take. harry invited smithy round for an explanation. smithy didn't do a very good job. within a minute harry lost his temper and reached for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a fifteen-inch black rubber cock. he then proceeded to batter poor smithy to death with this; that was seen as a pleasant way to go . . . hence, hatchet harry is a man you pay if you owe.	I'll think of something, don't worry.
because it's cheap like a budgie.	And nobody wants to live next door to the people that we live next to; a bit anti-social, you know.
twenty-five from me, tom, soap and yourself; a hundred grand to the pound. you don't need to count it.	I still will, if you don't mind.
hatchet has a colleague, a monster of a man: barry the baptist.	The Baptist got his name from drowning people for Hatchet.
ed can run fast, talk fast, eat fast, and play cards fast, but he's fucking slow when it comes to spotting the roz.	The reason he is called BACON is he spent so much of his youth in the police station that people thought he was one of them. But he is a big boy now and it is time to move on.
well whatever it is, could you get your man to turn the tv down?	You ask him if you like, but I would leave him to it if I was you.
it's a samoan pub.	Well whatever it is, could you get your man to turn the TV down?
i thought this was a pub.	It's a Samoan pub.
you want a pint, go to the pub.	I thought this was a pub.
no, i asked you to give me a refreshing drink. i wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-utan in that.	You want a pint, go to the pub.
a cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.	No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-utan in that.
what's that?	A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.
yeah, bazza, what?	You heard of Harry Lonsdale? Otherwise known as Back-you-up with-a- Hatchet Harry, infamous for his removal of digits?
inside, out-fuckin'-side. i don't give a shit, you get those guns because if you don't . . .	Yeah, Bazza, what?
we made a deal for everything inside the cabinet.	Inside, out-fuckin'-side. I don't give a shit, you get those guns because if you don't . . .
you fucking well have to get 'em!	We made a deal for everything inside the cabinet.
they were . . .	I am not fucking interested.
well you just better un-sell 'em, sharpish.	They were . . .
not in the cabinet there wasn't. there was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying; they were ours, and we sold 'em!	Well you just better un-sell 'em, sharpish.
there were two old guns there; where are they?	Not in the cabinet there wasn't. There was a couple of old hammer-lock muskets the butler was carrying; they were ours, and we sold 'em!
i don't know what you mean.	There were two old guns there; where are they?
now, stop fucking around. the others, the old ones?	I don't know what you mean.
there are no others.	Now, stop fucking around. The others, the old ones?
where're the others?	There are no others.
next time we do a job like this we gonna want more money, or we are going back to post offices and cars.	Where're the others?
you get the guns?	You should see what they did to poor Gary.
i thought you said no staff, bazza!	You get the guns?
antiques? what the fuck do we know about antiques? we rob post offices and steal cars, what the fuck do we know about antiques?	If it looks old, it's worth money, simple. So stop fucking moaning and rob the place.
like antiques.	Antiques? What the fuck do we know about antiques? We rob post offices and steal cars, what the fuck do we know about antiques?
like what?	Like antiques.
er, very nice harry. what's it for?	Don't play innocent with me Bazza; spanking!
good, you can get this under control now.	Er, very nice Harry. What's it for?
no mortgage, no debts; lock, stock, the sodding lot . . . don't worry, i got it under control.	Good, you can get this under control now.
and jd is his dad, and owns the whole property?	No mortgage, no debts; lock, stock, the sodding lot . . . don't worry, I got it under control.
where did he get a hundred grand?	And JD is his dad, and owns the whole property?
better than good, he is a fucking liability.	Where did he get a hundred grand?
all right, all right, so we can say he is good.	Better than good, he is a fucking liability.
i hate these southern shites.	Fucking Northern monkeys.
careful, remember who's giving you this job.	I hate these Southern shites.
i see, one of those `on a need to know' basis things, like a james bond film, is it?	Careful, remember who's giving you this job.
you're doing it for me is all you need to know. you only know that because you need to know.	I see, one of those `on a need to know' basis things, like a James Bond film, is it?
so who's the guv? who we doing this for?	You're doing it for me is all you need to know. You only know that because you need to know.
oh, thanks very much. and there had better be something there for us.	It's a fucking stately home, of course there'll be something there.
oh, you must be the brains then. that's right, guns that fire shot . . . make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. there will be a load of guns, that's all i want. i'll pay you when you deliver. everything outside the cabinet you can keep; it's yours.	Oh, thanks very much. And there had better be something there for us.
shotguns? what, like guns that fire shot?	Oh, you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shot . . . Make sure you bring everything from inside the gun cabinet. There will be a load of guns, that's all I want. I'll pay you when you deliver. Everything outside the cabinet you can keep; it's yours.
i have got something for ya. well, for your boy, actually.	Well, I suggest you speak to him, then.
yes?	I have got something for ya. Well, for your boy, actually.
i think i can help you, as it happens.	Yes?
can i help?	I think I can help you, as it happens.
nope.	Can I help?
chris.  you come to collect something, chris? should i have something for you?	Nope.
jd.	Chris.  You come to collect something, Chris? Should I have something for you?
it looks like t, but who knows? the opportunity was there. in my experience it is best to take the opportunity if it is there.	Good job, Chris.
they were going to pay, then?	It looks like t, but who knows? The opportunity was there. In my experience it is best to take the opportunity if it is there.
yeah, it's all there, to the pound.	They were going to pay, then?
have you counted the money?	Yeah, it's all there, to the pound.
the boys had 'em. i know you like these things; wondered if you wanted them?	Er, yeah, sure, I'll have 'em.
it's about time you give my young friends a visit, chris. tomorrow is the day and mum seems to be the word, and i can't have that now, can i, chris?	No Harry, you can't.
i won't be seeing you again chris; i have paid him every last penny.	I am sure you have, no one was accusing you of being dishonest, John.
hello, john. nice holiday?	I won't be seeing you again Chris; I have paid him every last penny.
son, have a look in his locker.	No chance of you lifting this sunbed up is there?
i'll have it for mr harry in a few days. i have been busy, and i am nearly there.	Son, have a look in his locker.
did i say speak? and it's mr harry to you . . . now don't disappoint me and chose your words carefully. you may speak.	I'll have it for Mr Harry in a few days. I have been busy, and I am nearly there.
mind your language in front of my boy.	Jesus Christ!
well, it's a five minute walk or a thirty second drive.	You had better be careful.
what are you doing?	Well, it's a five minute walk or a thirty second drive.
all right, furry muff.	What are you doing?
well, you had better go and get it from the office. that's if you want to see your son reach his next birthday. now chop-fuckin'-chop.	All right, furry muff.
it's in an office; i have just left it in the office. 137	Well, you had better go and get it from the office. That's if you want to see your son reach his next birthday. Now chop-fuckin'-chop.
very fucking funny. where's what i want?	It's in an office; I have just left it in the office. 137
you all right back there, mate?	Very fucking funny. Where's what I want?
made a few quid, did ya? now where is it?	You all right back there, mate?
son?	Made a few quid, did ya? Now where is it?
all right, dad.	Well, put your seatbelt on then.
that should take care of that lot. we are now officially in the money- loaning business, all right, son?	All right, Dad.
it's not him, dad.	Try that one.
just carrying a bag.	Let's have a look, shall we?
is he on his own?	Just carrying a bag.
about twenty minutes.	Is he on his own?
how long has he been in there, son?	About twenty minutes.
i got the money to pay for 'em.	I am sure you do, but I don't think you understand; I am not going to see them or the guns again.
not likely i am afraid; i don't think i'll be seeing them again.	I got the money to pay for 'em.
you know those shotguns i sold ya, well i need 'em back.	Not likely I am afraid; I don't think I'll be seeing them again.
what can i do for you?	You know those shotguns I sold ya, well I need 'em back.
sure is.	What can I do for you?
is that you, dean?	Sure is.
that's no way to answer the phone.	Is that you, Dean?
yeah?	That's no way to answer the phone.
listen, i don't care who lives in there; all as i know it's got to be preferable to death by hatchet.	Furry muff, let's go.
this is dangerous shit, dean; we don't even know who lives in there.	Listen, I don't care who lives in there; all as I know it's got to be preferable to death by Hatchet.
we gotta get those guns.	This is dangerous shit, Dean; we don't even know who lives in there.
jesus, i have heard about him.	We're in the spite. They were his fucking guns that we sold; we gotta find 'em.
that was hatchet horrible harry.	Jesus, I have heard about him.
who was that?	That was Hatchet Horrible Harry.
can't you pull that stocking down further, kenny?	It just cost me fifty quid to have this done.  If you think I am going to ruin it for a couple of old bastards you're mistaken, Kenny.
all right, kenny.	Can't you pull that stocking down further, Kenny?
ok gary, we call each other kenny, all right?	All right, Kenny.
we're not going next door until we've flayed these dead men walking. count it out the back. i don't want them seeing you fingering that money as soon as they walk in.	But...  Give it us here, you dozy sod. You hide and get the guns ready. Wait until they are well in, then give it to 'em.
shit, dog, there's a lot. don't you want to do this next door?	We're not going next door until we've flayed these dead men walking. Count it out the back. I don't want them seeing you fingering that money as soon as they walk in.
the stupid bastards! count it!	Shit, Dog, there's a lot. Don't you want to do this next door?
dog, i have found the cash!	The stupid bastards! Count it!
er well, yes we do.	In fact it is a little more than a bit of a problem, isn't it? You could say that in the scale of these things this is the Mount fucking Everest of problems, couldn't you? . . . And the reason it is such a mon fucking-strosity of a problem is because you don't have the first fucking idea who did this to us, do you?
so we have a bit of a problem, don't we?	Er well, yes we do.
what is the point in that? even if it was a bug they would have taken it with 'em.	It is too late for you to start thinking John. It is a possibility and that is good enough for me. And after you strip the house, I want you to get every thieving slag this side of Ceylon and torture them, badly. I want to know who is responsible, otherwise I will hold you responsible.
i want you to search the house for bugs. i mean i want you to strip it.	What is the point in that? Even if it was a bug they would have taken it with 'em.
my neck, dog.  that's the last bag?	How about you? All right?
yeah, one of them's out.	OK, open the gate.
don't you stags move or i'll kill the lot of ya.	Who are you going to kill Plank? There's no one there.
it must be this one.	Just give me the keys.
what the fuck did you do to fauntleroy?	I didn't touch him, he just passed out.
just hold on, i got the keys.	What the fuck did you do to Fauntleroy?
no.	And it better bloody not be. Once he is firmly in place, he gets the rest of us in. We'll get nasty with a couple of them, shit 'em up, scare and gag 'em. I can't see these wankers giving us a problem, but they might have a couple of tools hanging around like any cowboy. When the job is done we'll come straight back here. It's dark by then, unload and Robert's your father's brother. Everybody savvy?
what's that idiot doing next door?  we use your van. it's up some stairs this place, so we'll stick out like balls on a bulldog. plank is going up first. there is a cage but it is never locked, is it plank?	No.
there is no such thing as easy in my experience and, if you think this is going to be easy, you're a dick. it may be easier than most but it's not going to be easy.	What's that idiot doing next door?  We use your van. It's up some stairs this place, so we'll stick out like balls on a bulldog. Plank is going up first. There is a cage but it is never locked, is it Plank?
there's nothing to worry about, it's going to be easy.	There is no such thing as easy in my experience and, if you think this is going to be easy, you're a dick. It may be easier than most but it's not going to be easy.
is there no way they can get back to you?	Even if they could they'd be too shit scared. They have got no muscle; they're gutless faggots.
i must have been there fifty times, it's never been locked; they're not suspicious. everybody who goes there are toffs. they're all into that karma crap: `if i don't harm nobody, nobody harms me' stuff.	Is there no way they can get back to you?
what do you mean, never? well what have they got it for, then?	I must have been there fifty times, it's never been locked; they're not suspicious. Everybody who goes there are toffs. They're all into that karma crap: `If I don't harm nobody, nobody harms me' stuff.
there's one steel gate as you go in but they never lock it.	What do you mean, never? Well what have they got it for, then?
what they like then?	Poofs. Nothing heavy, four public school guys. Soft as shite.
well enough. i have been buying gear off one of them for a couple of years.	What they like then?
so do you know these geezers well?	Well enough. I have been buying gear off one of them for a couple of years.
and the weed?	Out the back.
out the back.	And the weed?
where?	Out the back.
i mean it, there is only three of us here.	Plank?
do you want me to take his leg off? where's the fourth?	I mean it, there is only three of us here.
there is only three of us here.	Do you want me to take his leg off? Where's the fourth?
and all your friends, there's a good lad.	There is only three of us here.
all right, all fucking right, i am coming.  willie, he doesn't know you are here, just sort something out, ok.	And all your friends, there's a good lad.
right, his leg's going now.	All right, all fucking right, I am coming.  Willie, he doesn't know you are here, just sort something out, OK.
j, what's going on out there?  get the rifle out, charles. we're being fucked.	Get the sodding gate open now, Plank.
willy, this is the last time, and don't let him know that you're here, otherwise he will be here all day, and get rid of him quick. we have work to do.	What the fuck is going on?
samoan jo's? yon mean the pub? hold on . . .	Hold on bollocks, no one but card players in here tonight sonny, and I do mean no one.
all right, just you; the others can wait in samoan jo's next door.	Samoan Jo's? Yon mean the pub? Hold on . . .
well we have got about a hundred thousand pretty pieces of paper with the queen on it. will that do?	All right, just you; the others can wait in Samoan Jo's next door.
yeah invitations, you know a pretty white piece of paper with your name on it.	Well we have got about a hundred thousand pretty pieces of paper with the Queen on it. Will that do?
invitations?	Yeah invitations, you know a pretty white piece of paper with your name on it.
invitations.	Invitations?
what do you mean?	I mean it's fucking empty.
there's nothing in it!	What do you mean?
i don't think we will take the risk for seven hundred quid.	Tom, go and throw those guns off a bridge.
well, what's going on?	I don't know, but what I do know is that there's no more Harry, which means there's no more debt, and if there's no more debt there's no more problem, and there's no more problem with our neighbours because they are all dead. I think, if I get this right, we haven't done anything wrong anyway, which means we are in the clear.
you what? what are you on about?	Listen, if he has the guns he might have the money . . . I think we should go and see him.
i hope this is the right move.	It's either that, my old boy's place, and we lose a digit daily. I am going to call him.
you think it's a good idea taking it back to yours?	There is nowhere else to keep it, and it's the last place they are going to look. Anyway the battle's over and the war is won.
that's it all done, we are off.	You think it's a good idea taking it back to yours?
and look what happened to that.	If you think I am going to war without one, you're mistaken, mate.
why not? the whole of the british empire was built on cups of tea.	And look what happened to that.
no i fucking don't! you can't make a cup of tea, edward.	Why not? The whole of the British Empire was built on cups of tea.
where the fuck are they going? to butcher a sheep? i thought this was a robbery.	Where did they get those outfits from? Haven't we got some like that, Tom?
carrying them. they could all be carrying them for what we know.	No, just one of them is in charge of them going to the job. So I assume he will still
and we will just have to find out who's going to be carrying them.	Carrying them. They could all be carrying them for what we know.
jesus, soap, stop being such a mincer. i thought about that and...	And we will just have to find out who's going to be carrying them.
guns! you never said anything about guns. a minute ago this was the safest job in the world, now it's turning in to a bad day in bosnia . . .	Jesus, Soap, stop being such a mincer. I thought about that and...
er, bad breath, colourful language and a feather duster! . . . what do you think they will be armed with? guns, you tit!	Guns! You never said anything about guns. A minute ago this was the safest job in the world, now it's turning in to a bad day in Bosnia . . .
what was that, armed? what do you mean, armed? armed with what?	Er, bad breath, colourful language and a feather duster! . . . What do you think they will be armed with? Guns, you tit!
well, what do you want us to do about it?	Hit the fuckers.
are you sure you can afford twenty-five?	Well that depends on how you look at it. I can afford it as long as I see it again, if that's what you mean. You got the rest from the fat man and Bacon?
the only item that connects us with the crime is sitting in your car which is sitting outside?	We paid seven hundred quid for those guns. They could hardly trace them to you, could they?
tom?	I'll only be a minute.
i'11 meet you in the car.	Tom?
tom, don't mess around, let's go.	I'11 meet you in the car.
. . . what?	This is our money, Tom! . . . Now I think we should go.
tom, this is our case.	. . . What?
you and me, tom.	What do you mean, me?
well, what did he say?	He said he thinks we have paid him, and he wants to talk about those guns . . . now.
right as rain.	Where the hell are we supposed to hide?
everything all right out there, tom?	Right as rain.
i dunno, but they look nice. i rather like ' em.	Top of the list of priorities, how nice they look.
why, what's up?	Er, let me guess, my foot in your arse? A game of cards and Hatchet Harry. You're supposed to be getting some rest, boy!
what the hell are you doing here?	Why, what's up?
what do you mean?	He means they're thieving dogs.
you see it's not easy to take a seat at this table; the money involved has to be a hundred grand upwards and there is no shortage of punters.	The man who decides if you can play is this man Harry, or Hatchet Harry as some including himself like to call him.
who's this fat man, then?	Bacon, the fat man and myself, and it's time to make a call to Harry.
i wanted to talk to you about that.	I bet you did. I have got half a million nicker sitting in front of me, which means that some poor sod doesn't. You must have upset a few people, boy . . . but that isn't really my concern, is it? But what does concern me is the guns you had. I want to talk to you about that. Get your arse over here now, and I do mean now!
it's pay day, ain't it?	I wanted to talk to you about that.
it's ed, if that's what you mean.	It's pay day, ain't it?
that you, boy?	It's Ed, if that's what you mean.
unless you are going to accept twenty quid.	And still got a sense of humour. That's not monkey nuts son; you can still fold.  OK, before I loan you this, I expect, if you lose of course, my money back within a week, Crystal? That's Sunday, OK?
for half a million?	Unless you are going to accept twenty quid.
i'll see ya.	For half a million?
that's if i want to see you.	Well, you're going to have a problem carrying on, aintcha.
no, you need five hundred grand to see me.	That's if I want to see you.
i need two hundred and fifty grand.	No, you need five hundred grand to see me.
i am not interested in what you would rather; i want to keep going. i am also offering you the money, so we don't have to turn them over because you can borrow.	I need two hundred and fifty grand.
i think i would rather just turn them over.	I am not interested in what you would rather; I want to keep going. I am also offering you the money, so we don't have to turn them over because you can borrow.
i will loan you the money.	I think I would rather just turn them over.
you will what?	I will loan you the money.
i will.	You will what?
that is quite a raise, one hundred and fifty on my hundred.	Yes . . . and is there something else you want to say? EDDY
yup, you must be harry? sorry, i didn't know your father.	Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.
you must be eddy. jd's son.	Yup, you must be Harry? Sorry, I didn't know your father.
you got it all?	A hundred grand.
what, and i care? remember, you do have the luxurious advantage of being able to sustain your son's life.	And you do have a reputation, so I'll choose my words carefully. But not to put too fine a point on it, fuck yourself, Harry!
harry, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his ear-hole, or you from a hoodwink. this bar is mine, and he has nothing to do with it.	What, and I care? Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage of being able to sustain your son's life.
do you want me to draw a picture?	Harry, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his ear-hole, or you from a hoodwink. This bar is mine, and he has nothing to do with it.
and?	Do you want me to draw a picture?
i want your bar.	And?
yes?	I want your bar.
i like your bar.	Yes?
go on.	I like your bar.
what are you doing, plank?	What do you think I am doing? Hold on. What are you doing? Unlock that gate. Oi! I said unlock that fucking gate.
i know.  now shut it. you say a fucking word the right knee goes, another word then your left.	What are you doing, Plank?
sorry, got to do business like this now; can't be too careful these days.	I know.  Now shut it. You say a fucking word the right knee goes, another word then your left.
lives and learns doesn't one.	Sorry, got to do business like this now; can't be too careful these days.
i didn't know you were a kebab man, plank.	Lives and learns doesn't one.
i thought you were going to leave me out there all day.	I didn't know you were a kebab man, Plank.
i think you'll find it is in your interest.	Hold on. OK.  Look Willie, it's Plank outside asking for you, he says it's in our interest.
i can't help you, plank.	I think you'll find it is in your interest.
look, could you just open the door so i could talk without shouting?	I can't help you, Plank.
well, perhaps i can't, plank, if you know what i mean.	Look, could you just open the door so I could talk without shouting?
well, perhaps you can help?	Well, perhaps I can't, Plank, if you know what I mean.
no, i'm afraid he's not. he's out at the moment.	Well, perhaps you can help?
all right, it's plank. is willie there?	No, I'm afraid he's not. He's out at the moment.
hello, can i help you?	All right, it's Plank. Is Willie there?
all right, let's forget about them for the time being. what about your weed man?	Rory Breaker is standing by. You stand to make a lot of money, Tommy boy.
of course you will look mean, tom, you will look really scary.	All right, let's forget about them for the time being. What about your weed man?
range? i don't want to blow the arse out of this country, granted, but i don't want anybody blowing a raspberry at me either. i want to look fucking mean.	Of course you will look mean, Tom, you will look really scary.
sawn-offs are out, tom; people like to have a bit mare range nowadays.	Range? I don't want to blow the arse out of this country, granted, but I don't want anybody blowing a raspberry at me either. I want to look fucking mean.
they look nice, i agree . . . but lacking in criminal credibility, aren't they? i might get laughed at. how much do you want for these muskets?	Seven hundred each.
i got contacts. listen tom, if you pointed them at me i'd shit myself or do whatever you said to do. either way you still get the desired effect.	They look nice, I agree . . . but lacking in criminal credibility, aren't they? I might get laughed at. How much do you want for these muskets?
jesus, if i pick them up, will they stay in one piece? where did you get them from?	I got contacts. Listen Tom, if you pointed them at me I'd shit myself or do whatever you said to do. Either way you still get the desired effect.
bloody hell, tom! this is a bit heavy. this is london, not the lebanon' who do you think i am?	I think you're Nick the Greek.
never mind that now. i also need some artillery, you know, a couple of sawn-off shotguns.	Bloody hell, Tom! This is a bit heavy. This is London, not the Lebanon' Who do you think I am?
jews don't celebrate christmas, tom.	Never mind that now. I also need some artillery, you know, a couple of sawn-off shotguns.
doesn't sound very good to me.	Neither me, but it depends on what flicks your switch, and the light's on and burning bright for the masses.
not normal weed. this is some fucked-up skunk class a. i can't think let alone move shit.	Doesn't sound very good to me.
and that does include the amp?	You know it doesn't include the amp.
you know how much it is, nick.	And that does include the amp?
how much did you say it was, tom?	You know how much it is, Nick.
what are you talking about? i am bloody skinny, pal.	Of course you are. All right, Ed.
so?	So I've just got to put you in, and I am off.
my van is half full.	So?
at what, exactly?	My van is half full.
look. go on, look.	At what, exactly?
you've already been fifteen.	Look. Go on, look.
i'll only be a minute.	You've already been fifteen.
you got a ticket already and, if you don't move it now, sir, we will move it for you.	I'll only be a minute.
that's fucked it. what do we do now? no money, no weed; it's all been swapped for a pile of corpses.	OK, don't panic; let's think about this.
the money, the gear!	That's fucked it. What do we do now? No money, no weed; it's all been swapped for a pile of corpses.
how the fuck should i know?	How come you know so much about black cocks and so little about white pussy?]
that's right. so how many whiskers has the little white kitten got?	How the fuck should I know?
er, well, twelve.	That's right. So how many whiskers has the little white kitten got?
how many feet?	Er, well, twelve.
twelve.	How many feet?
how many wings have they got between them?	Twelve.
six.	How many wings have they got between them?
there's six black cocks sitting on the side of the road. how many beaks have they got between them?	Six.
you would take a pain n the arse full stop.	Tom, the fatter you get, the sadder you get.
i would take a pain in the arse for half a million.	You would take a pain n the arse full stop.
this guy rory breaker can afford to do the deal at the price we are selling. it's not worth him giving us trouble; he knows we would be a pain in the arse, and who wants a pain in the arse?	I would take a pain in the arse for half a million.
hold on, give us half a chance to count it.	What about all the gear?
what's left over?'	Hold on, give us half a chance to count it.
well jesus, that wasn't so bad, was it?	When the bottle in my arse has contracted I'll let you know.
where did you get those from, a museum?	Nick the Greek.
it's the mother of fuck-ups, stupid!	Well, excuse me, brother, mother or any other sucker, doesn't make any difference, they are still fucking guns, and they still fire fucking bullets!
oh, you assume, do ya? what do they say about assumption being the brother of all fuck-ups?	It's the mother of fuck-ups, stupid!
tom, you're all heart.	Listen cooky, you want to make sure that man rests before he plays; it's in all our interests.
what you telling us for? the only thing i care about is whether you get your rest in.	Tom, you're all heart.
whatever it's going on, it's still enough to send you on a cooking course.	You're not funny Tom; you're fat and look as though you should be funny, but you're not.
that's going on optimism.	Whatever it's going on, it's still enough to send you on a cooking course.
so, a reasonable return should be in the region of one hundred and twenty, for twenty-five grand invested. that's going on previous experiences.	That's going on optimism.
if you will order stuff that comes from kat-man-fucking-du don't be surprised if your fruit picks up a few tourists en route. ~ never mind that, what about the money?	Get your fingers out of my soup!
cupid stupid! that's the last time i am getting any more fruit off you tom. call that fresh? there was more small hairy armoured things in your fruit than there was fruit. you should open a butcher's, not a grocer's.	If you will order stuff that comes from Kat-Man-Fucking-Du don't be surprised if your fruit picks up a few tourists en route. ~ Never mind that, what about the money?
what have you come as?	Cupid stupid! That's the last time I am getting any more fruit off you Tom. Call that fresh? There was more small hairy armoured things in your fruit than there was fruit. You should open a butcher's, not a grocer's.
what do you mean?	I mean we grow copious amounts of ganja, and you don't look like your average hort-er-fucking-culturalist, that's what I mean, Willy.
we also need a fucking money counter, william! we have to get the money out by thursday and i'll be buggered if i am counting it . . . and if you have to get your sodding fertilizer, couldn't you be a little more subtle?	What do you mean?
we need fertilizer, winston.	We also need a fucking money counter, William! We have to get the money out by Thursday and I'll be buggered if I am counting it . . . and if you have to get your sodding fertilizer, couldn't you be a little more subtle?
you went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back carrying two bags of fertilizer. alarm bells are ringing, willy.	We need fertilizer, Winston.
er, fertilizer.	You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back carrying two bags of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willy.
what are you carrying, willy?	Er, fertilizer.
the problem is, willy, that charlie and yourself are not the quickest of cats in the alley at the best of times, so just do as i say and keep the fucking cage locked.	What are you carrying, Willy?
chill, winston, it's me and charlie can see it's me, so what's the problem?	The problem is, Willy, that Charlie and yourself are not the quickest of cats in the alley at the best of times, so just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked.
so?	It's pathetic. You can't be desperately in love when you're 14 years old.
joanie orozco's telling the whole school she's like desperately in love with santo guerra.	So?
just shut up.	Joanie Orozco's telling the whole school she's like desperately in love with Santo Guerra.
and those stupid girls who hang out with them--	Just shut up.
i don't pretend i came over on the mayflower--	And those stupid girls who hang out with them--
who'd want to be friends with that bunch of pachuco wannabes?	I don't pretend I came over on the Mayflower--
i'm not talking to you. you don't have any friends.	Who'd want to be friends with that bunch of pachuco wannabes?
you jerk--	I'm not talking to you. You don't have any friends.
two years at hard labor, our lady of perpetual help.	Catholic school, nasty.
and what did she do?	Two years at hard labor, Our Lady of Perpetual Help.
i said pretty much the same thing to my mother when i was your age.	And what did she do?
it's my life. if i want to fuck it up, that's my business.	I said pretty much the same thing to my mother when I was your age.
if you grew up to he anywhere near as good a man as your father was, i would be happy! i would be thrilled.	It's my life. If I want to fuck it up, that's my business.
oh, come on--you and grandma think anybody who works with their hands is a peasant. when dad--	If you grew up to he anywhere near as good a man as your father was, I would be happy! I would be thrilled.
that isn't true.	Oh, come on--you and Grandma think anybody who works with their hands is a peasant. When Dad--
i'm not settling for anything. i like cars, it's just not a move up the ladder to you, so you think it's a waste.	That isn't true.
i think you can learn whatever you want to. i just don't see you doing it. if you want to settle for--	I'm not settling for anything. I like cars, it's just not a move up the ladder to you, so you think it's a waste.
you think i can't learn that?	I think you can learn whatever you want to. I just don't see you doing it. If you want to settle for--
you can fix old cars. mr. washburn told me that the cars they're making now are all computerized--	You think I can't learn that?
i can fix cars.	You can fix old cars. Mr. Washburn told me that the cars they're making now are all computerized--
how do you think you're going to make a living?	I can fix cars.
save your breath. that line doesn't cut it with me.	How do you think you're going to make a living?
they stole our land--	Save your breath. That line doesn't cut it with me.
that makes it okay?	They stole our land--
just some rich anglo out on the lake. don't even live here all year.	That makes it okay?
don't try to con me, amado. you knew how they got all those things.	Just some rich Anglo out on the lake. Don't even live here all year.
they're not going to jail.	Don't try to con me, Amado. You knew how they got all those things.
so i'm worried about you. i don't want you to end up in jail like your friends.	They're not going to jail.
so?	So I'm worried about you. I don't want you to end up in jail like your friends.
--you're going to be on your own.	So?
i can't take any more school.	--you're going to be on your own.
i'm only going to have you for two more years. if you decide not to go on to college--	I can't take any more school.
leave your sister out of it.	You and all of the teachers in this dump--your story's over, so you don't want anybody else to have fun.
just 'cause i'm not like little miss honor roll here--	Leave your sister out of it.
oh, come on, amado--	Just 'cause I'm not like Little Miss Honor Roll here--
if you had your way i wouldn't have any friends.	Oh, come on, Amado--
i don't know what the big deal is.	You'll find out when I get you home. Thanks, Sam.
you're dismissed, private.	Thank you, sir.
yes, sir.	You're dismissed, Private.
why don't you start with that?	Yes, sir.
any serious problems with your sergeant or your fellow soldiers?	No, sir. They all been real straight with me.
no, sir. not at all.	Any serious problems with your sergeant or your fellow soldiers?
do you think you've been discriminated against on this post?	No, sir. Not at all.
they got people to fight. arabs, yellow people, whatever. might as well use us.	Do you think you've been discriminated against on this post?
why do you think they let us in on the "deal"?	They got people to fight. Arabs, yellow people, whatever. Might as well use us.
chaos.	Why do you think they let us in on the "deal"?
outside it's--it's such a mess--it's--	Chaos.
because it's a job?	Outside it's--it's such a mess--it's--
i do, sir.	Because it's a job?
with your attitude, private, i'm surprised you want to stay in the service.	I do, sir.
i mean, follow orders, sir.	With your attitude, Private, I'm surprised you want to stay in the service.
do whatever they tell you--	I mean, follow orders, sir.
work hard, be good at your job. sir. do whatever they tell you.	Do whatever they tell you--
how do you think i got to be a colonel?	Work hard, be good at your job. Sir. Do whatever they tell you.
it's their country. this is one of the best deals they offer.	How do you think I got to be a colonel?
please.	It's their country. This is one of the best deals they offer.
you really want to know, sir?	Please.
well?	You really want to know, sir?
the--the officers.	And that's the job? Nothing about serving your country?
who's "they"?	The--the officers.
follow orders. do whatever they say.	Who's "they"?
what exactly do you think your job is, private?	Follow orders. Do whatever they say.
i am, sir.	What exactly do you think your job is, Private?
you don't sound too enthusiastic.	I am, sir.
i-i can do the job, sir.	You don't sound too enthusiastic.
do you believe in what we're doing here, private johnson?	I-I can do the job, sir.
yes, sir--	Do you believe in what we're doing here, Private Johnson?
when you were given the opportunity to enlist, a kind of contract was agreed upon. i think the army has honored its part of that agreement.	Yes, sir--
i'm sorry, sir.	When you were given the opportunity to enlist, a kind of contract was agreed upon. I think the Army has honored its part of that agreement.
then how would you explain the fact that out of one hundred twenty people we tested, you're the only one who came up positive for drugs?	I'm sorry, sir.
no, sir--	Then how would you explain the fact that out of one hundred twenty people we tested, you're the only one who came up positive for drugs?
private johnson, are you unhappy in the army?	No, sir--
you're dismissed.	Thank you, Sergeant Major.
thank you, sergeant major.	You're dismissed.
if the incident happened the way you say it did, there hasn't been an infraction.	Thank you, Sergeant Major.
will this go on my record?	If the incident happened the way you say it did, there hasn't been an infraction.
he's going to lose a lung. this is not good news for athena--	Will this go on my record?
out of the army?	He's going to lose a lung. This is not good news for Athena--
sergeant major? how is richie doing? private graves?	He'll live.
i'm sorry, sergeant major. there wasn't anything i could do. shadow gets crazy--	Sergeant Major? How is Richie doing? Private Graves?
it's not our job to get involved in your personal life, but when it interferes with the training here--	I'm sorry, Sergeant Major. There wasn't anything I could do. Shadow gets crazy--
so you knew this young man before?	From back in Houston. We both come up on Fifth Street.
you and one hundred nineteen other fortunate individuals. put it in gear.	Yes, Sergeant.
you're testing me?	You and one hundred nineteen other fortunate individuals. Put it in gear.
i'm very happy to hear that, private. now you go put some pee-pee in a cup for dr. innis and i'll be feeling okay, too.	You're testing me?
i'm feeling okay--	I'm very happy to hear that, Private. Now you go put some pee-pee in a cup for Dr. Innis and I'll be feeling okay, too.
report to dr. innis at the clinic.	I'm feeling okay--
sergeant?	Report to Dr. Innis at the clinic.
private johnson!	Sergeant?
we're not running a dating service here.	I know that, Sergeant. We were just dancing. There was a bunch of us there. Shadow just come down looking for trouble.
we were just dancing--	We're not running a dating service here.
and you and private graves--	We were just dancing--
if i had i wouldn't have gone in.	And you and Private Graves--
did you know he was going to be there last night?	If I had I wouldn't have gone in.
what i will do is keep names out of it till we got some answers or hit a dead end. you know how the press is with a murder story--even if it's forty years old.	Yeah, it's a pretty cold trail.
you got to investigate. no question about it.	What I will do is keep names out of it till we got some answers or hit a dead end. You know how the press is with a murder story--even if it's forty years old.
if it was some poor mojado, swam across at night, got lost in the scrub and starved out there, we wouldn't go any further. but this is a formerly prominent citizen.	You got to investigate. No question about it.
so is buddy on your short list?	If it was some poor mojado, swam across at night, got lost in the scrub and starved out there, we wouldn't go any further. But this is a formerly prominent citizen.
just wondering.	So is Buddy on your short list?
he swore by it.  what?	Just wondering.
a .45--	He swore by it.  What?
colt peacemaker.	A .45--
you uhm--you remember what old buddy carried for a side arm?	Colt Peacemaker.
so he could have gone out to the base, hopped the fence, dug down into the dirt on the old rifle range and had a heart attack.	You uhm--you remember what old Buddy carried for a side arm?
skull was intact, no soft tissue left--not much to go on.	So he could have gone out to the base, hopped the fence, dug down into the dirt on the old rifle range and had a heart attack.
you got a cause of death?	Skull was intact, no soft tissue left--not much to go on.
everybody on the border knows that story.	You got a cause of death?
you know the popular version of how he left town.	Everybody on the border knows that story.
yeah.	You know the popular version of how he left town.
--it didn't come out of a cereal box.	Yeah.
that badge--	--it didn't come out of a cereal box.
charley wade.	That badge--
male, 40 to 50 years old, five-foot- eleven, chewed tobacco--then we get into the dental records--	Charley Wade.
nice job.	Male, 40 to 50 years old, five-foot- eleven, chewed tobacco--then we get into the dental records--
we find a body, it's either skinny or stinky, depending on how much meat there is on the bones.	Nice job.
skinny?	We find a body, it's either Skinny or Stinky, depending on how much meat there is on the bones.
yeah, this is skinny.	Skinny?
that the word on our boy?	Yeah, this is Skinny.
yeah, we'll have folks swimming over to mexico to work in the sweatshops.	That the word on our boy?
gonna pull a lot of jobs out of this county.	Yeah, we'll have folks swimming over to Mexico to work in the sweatshops.
september '97, that's all she wrote.	Gonna pull a lot of jobs out of this county.
i hear they're closing that post down.	September '97, that's all she wrote.
business is booming. got your drugs, got your illegals--had a shooting the other night at big o's--soldier got ventilated.	I hear they're closing that post down.
how's business?	Business is booming. Got your drugs, got your illegals--had a shooting the other night at Big O's--Soldier got ventilated.
hey, ben. thanks for coming down.	How's business?
sam the man.	Hey, Ben. Thanks for coming down.
you little pissant--	Now or later, Charley. You won't have any trouble finding me.
there's not a soul in this county isn't sick to death of your bullshit, charley. you made yourself scarce, you could make a lot of people happy.	You little pissant--
you're fired. you're outta the department.	There's not a soul in this county isn't sick to death of your bullshit, Charley. You made yourself scarce, you could make a lot of people happy.
whole different story; isn't it?	You're fired. You're outta the department.
who said anything about shootin' anybody?	Whole different story; isn't it?
you ever shoot anybody was looking you in the eye?	Who said anything about shootin' anybody?
i'm not picking it up.	You do whatever I say you do or else you put it on the trail, son.
you feeling bad for jimmy? have him tell you the size of the mordida they took out of his hide when he run a place on the other side. those old boys in ciudad leon--	I'm not picking it up.
that's not the point.	You feeling bad for Jimmy? Have him tell you the size of the mordida they took out of his hide when he run a place on the other side. Those old boys in Ciudad Leon--
there's gonna be some left over for you, buddy. i take care of my boys.	That's not the point.
it's your deal. you sweated it out of him, you pick it up.	There's gonna be some left over for you, Buddy. I take care of my boys.
so?	I roust some muchacho on the street, doesn't have his papers, all he got to say is "Yo trabajo para Jimmy Herrera."
jimmy got a kitchen full of wetbacks, most of 'em relatives. people breed like chickens.	So?
what's that for?	Jimmy got a kitchen full of wetbacks, most of 'em relatives. People breed like chickens.
you look good, bunny. it's nice to see you.	Thanks. I like it when you say that, Sam.
"i only got my little girl now," he says, "she's my lifeline." then he tells me i can't be in the box anymore if i can't control myself. sonofabitch don't even watch the damn game, just sits there drinking with his bidness friends, look up at the tv now and then. i do better to sit in the cheap seats with some real football people.	You look good, Bunny. It's nice to see you.
i think they have another fella there to keep it off your chest. a spotter.	"I only got my little girl now," he says, "she's my lifeline." Then he tells me I can't be in the box anymore if I can't control myself. Sonofabitch don't even watch the damn game, just sits there drinking with his bidness friends, look up at the TV now and then. I do better to sit in the cheap seats with some real football people.
this boy from west side, plays tackle both ways. bench-presses 350 pounds. you imagine having that much weight on top of you? pushing down? be hard to breathe. hard to swallow.	I think they have another fella there to keep it off your chest. A spotter.
what?	This boy from West Side, plays tackle both ways. Bench-presses 350 pounds. You imagine having that much weight on top of you? Pushing down? Be hard to breathe. Hard to swallow.
350 pounds.	What?
it wasn't just you, bunny.	No, it wasn't, was it? You didn't exactly throw yourself into it heart and soul, did you?
you kind of bought yourself a pig in a poke, didn't you, sam? all that time we were first seeing each other you didn't know i was tightly wound--	It wasn't just you, Bunny.
suppose not.	You kind of bought yourself a pig in a poke, didn't you, Sam? All that time we were first seeing each other you didn't know I was tightly wound--
you watch the draft this year? 'course you didn't, idiot question. they try to make it dramatic, like there's some big surprise who picks who in the first round? only they been working it over with their experts and their computers for months. doctor's reports, highlight reels, coaches' evaluations, psychological profiles--hell, i wouldn't be surprised if they collected stool samples on these boys, have 'em analyzed. all this stuff to pick a football player for your squad. compared to that, what you know about the person you get married to don't amount to diddly, does it?	Suppose not.
you didn't--uhm--you didn't have one of your fires, did you? the stuff i left in the garage--some of it was my father's--	You watch the draft this year? 'Course you didn't, idiot question. They try to make it dramatic, like there's some big surprise who picks who in the first round? Only they been working it over with their experts and their computers for months. Doctor's reports, highlight reels, coaches' evaluations, psychological profiles--hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they collected stool samples on these boys, have 'em analyzed. All this stuff to pick a football player for your squad. Compared to that, what you know about the person you get married to don't amount to diddly, does it?
yeah. sort of. daddy rounds 'em up. you aren't talking about money, their beady little eyes go dead.	You didn't--uhm--you didn't have one of your fires, did you? The stuff I left in the garage--some of it was my father's--
no. you?	Yeah. Sort of. Daddy rounds 'em up. You aren't talking about money, their beady little eyes go dead.
least he never called me that. with me, it was always "high-strung." "my bunny might have done something with her life, she wasn't so high-strung." or "tightly wound," that was another one. you seeing anyone?	No. You?
bunny, is that stuff i left in the garage still there?	Least he never called me that. With me, it was always "high-strung." "My Bunny might have done something with her life, she wasn't so high-strung." Or "tightly wound," that was another one. You seeing anyone?
daddy hired a pinhead to take your job. he says so himself. says "even my son-in-law was better than this pinhead i got now".	Bunny, is that stuff I left in the garage still there?
best part of the job.	Daddy hired a pinhead to take your job. He says so himself. Says "Even my son-in-law was better than this pinhead I got now".
you look awful good in that uniform, though.	Best part of the job.
same weight i always was.	You look awful good in that uniform, though.
daddy calls it an "altercation." how you doing, sam? you look skinny.	Same weight I always was.
you were in a fight--	Daddy calls it an "altercation." How you doing, Sam? You look skinny.
--they hadn't pulled me off that woman i would have jerked a knot in her.	You were in a fight--
yeah, well--	--they hadn't pulled me off that woman I would have jerked a knot in her.
--and that squeaker the aggies dropped to oklahoma-sonofabitch stepped in some lucky shit before he kicked that goal--	Yeah, well--
you look good--	--and that squeaker the Aggies dropped to Oklahoma-sonofabitch stepped in some lucky shit before he kicked that goal--
last year was awful rough--mama passing on and the whole business with o.j.--i mean it's not like it was don meredith or roger staubach or one of our own boys, but it really knocked me for a loop--	You look good--
no, you look good. i was just wondering.	Last year was awful rough--Mama passing on and the whole business with O.J.--I mean it's not like it was Don Meredith or Roger Staubach or one of our own boys, but it really knocked me for a loop--
do i seem jumpy?	No, you look good. I was just wondering.
bunny, you--uhm--you on that same medication?	Do I seem jumpy?
well, daddy's got his box at the stadium, of course, and i'll fly to the cowboy away games when they're in the conference. then there's the high school on friday' nights. west side got a boy 6'6", 310, moves like a cat. high school, we're talkin'. guess how much he can bench-press?	Bunny, you--uhm--you on that same medication?
you still going to all the home games?	Well, Daddy's got his box at the stadium, of course, and I'll fly to the Cowboy away games when they're in the Conference. Then there's the high school on Friday' nights. West Side got a boy 6'6", 310, moves like a cat. High school, we're talkin'. Guess how much he can bench-press?
rio. bunny right. this kid, hosea brown? does tire 40 in 3.4, soft hands, lateral movement--the whole package. only a sophomore--	You still going to all the home games?
oh. right. and you're in--?	Rio. BUNNY Right. This kid, Hosea Brown? Does tire 40 in 3.4, soft hands, lateral movement--the whole package. Only a sophomore--
that's in maverick county.	Oh. Right. And you're in--?
the longhorns gonna kick some serious butt this saturday, you just watch. we got a kid at tailback from down your way--outta el indio--	That's in Maverick County.
my mother said he never asked about--	He never asked her.
otis went on like you were that guy who won the gulf war. colin whatsit.	My mother said he never asked about--
it's a small post and they're phasing it out in two years, but i moved up in rank and--well, a command is a command.	Otis went on like you were that guy who won the Gulf War. Colin whatsit.
yeah, i know--man made me memorize the whole damn army chain of command before he'd marry me. so this is a big deal, commander and  all?	It's a small post and they're phasing it out in two years, but I moved up in rank and--well, a command is a command.
i'm a colonel.	Yeah, I know--Man made me memorize the whole damn Army chain of command before he'd marry me. So this is a big deal, commander and  all?
otis stood on good terms with the man. whenever you do something makes the news, he sends it on. when they made you general, otis just about drove away all our customers going on about it.	I'm a colonel.
uncle al--	Otis stood on good terms with the man. Whenever you do something makes the news, he sends it on. When they made you General, Otis just about drove away all our customers going on about it.
your mother got a brother--alphonse--	Uncle Al--
where'd he get all this?	Your mother got a brother--Alphonse--
i never met her.	There was a bunch of 'em You never met. Me neither.
i been here with him eight years now. he built it when he was with leora.	I never met her.
you've been in this house for a while?	I been here with him eight years now. He built it when he was with Leora.
if it's too late--	Come on in.
come on in--	If it's too late--
colonel. is uhm--is otis in?	Come on in--
hey, it's the general.	Colonel. Is uhm--is Otis in?
you'll get official notification when i make my decision. he is out the door--otis pulls himself a beer as carolyn steps back out--	So that's him--
my father says the day you're  born you start from scratch, no breaks and no excuses, and you got to pull yourself up on your own.	Well, he's living proof of that, son. Living proof.
by blood you are. but blood only means what you let it.	My father says the day you're  born you start from scratch, no breaks and no excuses, and you got to pull yourself up on your own.
so i'm part-indian?	By blood you are. But blood only means what you let it.
these are our people. there were paynes in florida, oklahoma, piedras negras--couple of 'em won the whatsit-- congressional medal of honor--	So I'm part-Indian?
so how come you got into all this?	These are our people. There were Paynes in Florida, Oklahoma, Piedras Negras--couple of 'em won the whatsit-- Congressional Medal Of Honor--
when you're his age you'll still be pissed off about him.	So how come you got into all this?
he's still pissed off about it.	When you're his age you'll still be pissed off about him.
didn't have a father?	He's still pissed off about it.
i mean, just 'cause he didn't--you know--	Didn't have a father?
well--	I mean, just 'cause he didn't--you know--
public display of affection. every time he moves up a rank, it's like he's got to tighten the screws a little more--	Well--
pda?	Public Display of Affection. Every time he moves up a rank, it's like he's got to tighten the screws a little more--
no sports if i don't keep a b average, no tv on school nights, no pda's--	PDA?
he's a pretty tough old man, huh?	No sports if I don't keep a B average, no TV on school nights, no PDA's--
are you kidding? and face a court- martial?	He's a pretty tough old man, huh?
you didn't go telling your father you were here?	Are you kidding? And face a court- martial?
that guy who got shot--	You didn't go telling your father you were here?
i got a pretty good guess.	That guy who got shot--
you know who i am?	I got a pretty good guess.
they were in the army. like your father.	You know who I am?
but they were indians themselves.	They were in the Army. Like your father.
same as they done in mexico.	But they were Indians themselves.
they fought against the indians?	Same as they done in Mexico.
men worked for santa anna down there, waited out the civil war. the land wasn't much to feed people on, so in 1870 they come north and put up at fort duncan and the men joined up what was called the seminole negro indian scouts. best trackers either side of the border. bandits, rustlers, texas rednecks, kiowa, comanche--	They fought against the Indians?
they got tired of fighting, went to the indian territories for a while. but the slave-raiders were on 'em even there, and one night they packed up and nearly the whole band rode down to mexico. crossed at eagle pass.	Men worked for Santa Anna down there, waited out the Civil War. The land wasn't much to feed people on, so in 1870 they come north and put up at Fort Duncan and the men joined up what was called the Seminole Negro Indian Scouts. Best trackers either side of the border. Bandits, rustlers, Texas rednecks, Kiowa, Comanche--
so they stayed in florida?	They got tired of fighting, went to the Indian Territories for a while. But the slave-raiders were on 'em even there, and one night they packed up and nearly the whole band rode down to Mexico. Crossed at Eagle Pass.
they teaching that now?  good. only a couple of 'em held out--this man, john horse, and his friend wild cat, and a fella name of osceola. army put all of them in prison and osceola died, but them other two escaped and put together a fighting band and held out another ten, fifteen years. beat zach taylor and a thousand troops at lake okeechobee.	So they stayed in Florida?
the trail of tears.	They teaching that now?  Good. Only a couple of 'em held out--this man, John Horse, and his friend Wild Cat, and a fella name of Osceola. Army put all of them in prison and Osceola died, but them other two escaped and put together a fighting band and held out another ten, fifteen years. Beat Zach Taylor and a thousand troops at Lake Okeechobee.
he was part of the seminole nation, got pushed down into the everglades in pioneer days. african people who run off from the slaveholders hooked up with them, married up, had children. when the spanish give up florida, the u.s.army come down to move all them indian peoples off to oklahoma--	The Trail of Tears.
both.	He was part of the Seminole Nation, got pushed down into the Everglades in pioneer days. African people who run off from the slaveholders hooked up with them, married up, had children. When the Spanish give up Florida, the U.S.Army come down to move all them Indian peoples off to Oklahoma--
he a black man or an indian?	Both.
spanish in florida called him juan caballo. john horse.	He a Black man or an Indian?
no sir.	Go out through the back.
you weren't in here tonight, were you?	No sir.
maybe we'll clean that thing out back up, have a barbecue next weekend. we could invite him and his wife over.	Cool.
he does.	Maybe we'll clean that thing out back up, have a barbecue next weekend. We could invite him and his wife over.
yeah. he lives here, right?	He does.
my father.	Yeah. He lives here, right?
are we going to ever see your father?	My father.
good.	Are we going to ever see your father?
fine. i'm pretty much moved in.	Good.
how's your room shaping up?	Fine. I'm pretty much moved in.
no.	How's your room shaping up?
you wouldn't?	No.
not that i don't think you'd be good at it, but--you know--i wouldn't be disappointed if you decided to do something else with your life.	You wouldn't?
you got to be in the army, you might as well have something slick to drive.	So you're going into the Army?
tanks, huh?	You got to be in the Army, you might as well have something slick to drive.
i finished that. i'm just messing around.	Tanks, huh?
homework?	I finished that. I'm just messing around.
i have a b average.	How many B-average students do you think they take at West Point?
i thought we already had this out? next year, if your grades are high enough--	I have a B average.
dad, i talked to the track coach--	I thought we already had this out? Next year, if your grades are high enough--
big o was always there with a  smile or a loan or a free drink.	Dad, can I talk to you about track?
dad--?	"Hey, Delmore, where's your Daddy?"
otis payne was never embarrassed about a thing in his life.	Dad--
your government always been pretty happy to have that line. the question's just been where to draw it	My government can go fuck itself, and so can yours. I'm talking about people here--men. Mi amigo Eladio Cruz is giving some friends of his a lift in his camion one day--
bird flying south-you think he sees that line? rattlesnake, javelina-- whatever you got--halfway across that line they don't start thinking different. so why should a man?	Your government always been pretty happy to have that line. The question's just been where to draw it
something like that.	You ever know a fella named Eladio Cruz?
made some money, came back here--	Something like that.
fifteen years in el paso.	Made some money, came back here--
you lived in the states for a while?	Fifteen years in El Paso.
this place, the one across the street, four other ones around ciudad leon-- soy el rey de las llantas. king of the tires. lots of your people rollin' back over that bridge on my rubber.	You lived in the States for a while?
you own this place?	This place, the one across the street, four other ones around Ciudad Leon-- soy el Rey de las Llantas. King of the Tires. Lots of your people rollin' back over that bridge on my rubber.
recycling, right? we invented that. the government doesn't have to tell people to do it.	You own this place?
they were using m-1's, yeah--	What's it doing on a rifle range?
this is the stuff we picked up the other day, right? the rest of this is all .30 caliber--	They were using M-1's, yeah--
yeah?	This is the stuff we picked up the other day, right? The rest of this is all .30 caliber--
it's a .45.	Yeah?
what--it's a bullet. i'm lousy with bullets here.	It's a .45.
mikey look at this--	What--it's a bullet. I'm lousy with bullets here.
if i stayed out past ten with the guys she'd go into her madame butterfly routine--	Mikey look at this--
mikey--	If I stayed out past ten with the guys she'd go into her Madame Butterfly routine--
her parents acted like i was gonna blow my nose on their curtains--	Mikey--
mikey--	Her parents acted like I was gonna blow my nose on their curtains--
i knew she was japanese going into it, but she didn't tell me the ninja assassin part--	Mikey--
hey, mikey--	I knew she was Japanese going into it, but she didn't tell me the ninja assassin part--
always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.  but marriage, man--i did two tours in southeast asia and i was married for five years--i couldn't tell you which experience was worse.	Hey, Mikey--
priscilla says they think any woman over 30 who isn't married must be a lesbian. she figures they'll be so relieved i'm a man--	Always heartwarming to see a prejudice defeated by a deeper prejudice.  But marriage, man--I did two tours in Southeast Asia and I was married for five years--I couldn't tell you which experience was worse.
you met her family? they gonna be cool about you being a white guy?	Priscilla says they think any woman over 30 who isn't married must be a lesbian. She figures they'll be so relieved I'm a man--
maybe.	You met her family? They gonna be cool about you being a white guy?
you going to get married?	Maybe.
i think it's beyond what you'd call dating.	You going to get married?
never thought i'd see the day a buddy of mine was dating a woman with three up and three down on her shoulder.	I think it's beyond what you'd call dating.
guy cracks walnuts with his asshole.	You get the feeling he doesn't want to be here?
since i've been stationed here? a fistfight now and then--	We had a kid pass out in the men's room. The town isn't much.
the sheriff says we shouldn't touch anything,	He can't hear with that rig on-- Mikey!
you live in a place, you should know something about it. explore--	Cliff--
cliff--	You live in a place, you should know something about it. Explore--
man knows a hundred-fifty varieties of beer, he can't tell a poinsettia from a prickly pear.	Cliff--
looks like a lot of cactus to me.	Man knows a hundred-fifty varieties of beer, he can't tell a poinsettia from a prickly pear.
it's not just cactus.  there's the nopals, the yuccas--	Looks like a lot of cactus to me.
you finding lots of cactus and shit?	It's not just cactus.  There's the nopals, the yuccas--
i don't know why i'm talking to you, you've got that thing on your head.	You finding lots of cactus and shit?
right.	I don't know why I'm talking to you, you've got that thing on your head.
it's a lead mine.	Right.
what?	It's a lead mine.
lead mine.	What?
this place is a gold mine.	Lead mine.
they stopped training infantry there in the late '50s. it was just a playground for the jackrabbits till they gave it to the county last year.	You know who it was they dug up?
i'd quit the army for you, if it came to that.	Man's gonna retire in two years and he offer to quit. Big goddamn deal.
it's up or out these days, cliff. say i get transferred to a different post--	I'd quit the Army for you, if it came to that.
you could take it--	It's up or out these days, Cliff. Say I get transferred to a different post--
and if i get a shot at a promotion somewhere--	You could take it--
we should just do it.	And if I get a shot at a promotion somewhere--
we been through this before--	We should just do it.
seriously, i think we should get married.	We been through this before--
seriously.	Seriously, I think we should get married.
well--i don't see what's changed. no - pda's, no necking on the obstacle course.	Seriously.
so where does that put us?	Well--I don't see what's changed. No - PDA's, no necking on the obstacle course.
but i'm the one in charge of her sorry ass.	She's pulled herself out of a pretty rough neighborhood.
hey--she's in a tough situation. i cut her some slack--	But I'm the one in charge of her sorry ass.
you spoil 'em, cliff.	Hey--she's in a tough situation. I cut her some slack--
he'll be transferred to a military hospital as soon as he's stabilized--	He'll probably be getting a medical discharge--
pleased to meet you.	Sheriff Deeds was in on our archeological find yesterday.
sheriff--hi--this is sergeant--this is priscilla worth.	Pleased to meet you.
treasure hunter?	Old bullets.  He uhm-- makes art with them.
masons been around a long while.	Treasure hunter?
that ring--	Masons been around a long while.
i've got the forensics fella coming down from the rangers. no way to know how old the body is without some lab work.	That ring--
this was a rifle range way back when. but we figured it isn't army land anymore, it's your jurisdiction.	I've got the forensics fella coming down from the Rangers. No way to know how old the body is without some lab work.
i was driving back from apache wells when they got me on the radio.	This was a rifle range way back when. But we figured it isn't Army land anymore, it's your jurisdiction.
yeah. i bet he would.	Old Sam stood for somethin', you know? The day that man died they broke the goddamn mold.
--but just as a kind of safety tip.	Yeah. I bet he would.
--warning. not 'cause he had it in for the colored	--but just as a kind of safety tip.
you mixed drinks bad as you mix metaphors, you be out of a job.	Take that pair over in the corner--
you joke about it, sam, but we are in a state of crisis. the lines of demarcation has gotten fuzzy--to run a sucessfull civilization you got to have lines of demarcation between right and wrong, between this one and that one--your daddy understood that. he was like the whatchacallit-- the referee for this damn menudo we got down here. he understood how most people don't want their sugar and salt in the same jar.	You mixed drinks bad as you mix metaphors, you be out of a job.
good deal you were born down here, then.	You joke about it, Sam, but we are in a state of crisis. The lines of demarcation has gotten fuzzy--to run a sucessfull civilization you got to have lines of demarcation between right and wrong, between this one and that one--your Daddy understood that. He was like the whatchacallit-- the referee for this damn menudo we got down here. He understood how most people don't want their sugar and salt in the same jar.
--but i gotta say i think there's something to this cold climate business. i mean, you go to the beach- what do you do? drink a few beers, wait for a fish to flop up on the sand. can't build no civilization that way. you got a hard winter coming, though, you got to plan ahead, and that gives your cerebral cortex a workout.	Good deal you were born down here, then.
if the next guy's a redneck.	--but I gotta say I think there's something to this cold climate business. I mean, you go to the beach- what do you do? Drink a few beers, wait for a fish to flop up on the sand. Can't build no civilization that way. You got a hard winter coming, though, you got to plan ahead, and that gives your cerebral cortex a workout.
now i'm just as liberal as the next guy--	If the next guy's a redneck.
i sprint the last quarter mile. you gentlemen don't have to keep up if you don't care to.	Appreciate it, sir.
well, yeah, but i went through the program. i haven't had a drink since--	I meant on the post. In general. How are you dealing with it?
substance abuse?	Well, yeah, but I went through the Program. I haven't had a drink since--
you know how it is, colonel--first time away from home, dealing with new people--i remember my first hitch--	Substance abuse?
there's not that much down here, colonel. big o's is the only place in the county that our african american soldiers are uhm--that they feel comfortable in.	Have we had trouble there before?
why would you want to do that?	Because I'm your father.
i gonna meet that family of yours?	Why would you want to do that?
a lot of 'em choose both. there's not like a borderline between the good people and the bad people--you're not either on one side or the other--	I gonna meet that family of yours?
and people make their choice--	A lot of 'em choose both. There's not like a borderline between the good people and the bad people--you're not either on one side or the other--
over the years, this is the one place that's always been there. i loan a little money out, settle some arguments. got a cot in the back- people get afraid to go home they can spend the night. there's not enough of us to run anything in this town- the white people are mostly out on the lake now and the mexicans hire each other. there's the holiness church and there's big o's place.	And people make their choice--
i hear things, too.  people call you the mayor of darktown.	Over the years, this is the one place that's always been there. I loan a little money out, settle some arguments. Got a cot in the back- people get afraid to go home they can spend the night. There's not enough of us to run anything in this town- the white people are mostly out on the lake now and the Mexicans hire each other. There's the Holiness Church and there's Big O's place.
right.	I hear things, too.  People call you the Mayor of Darktown.
the army hands you a command, you go wherever it is.	Right.
i been hearing rumors about this new commander coming for a couple weeks now. boys say they heard he's a real hard case. spit-and-polish man. full- bird colonel name of payne, they say-- bet you never figured you end up back here.	The Army hands you a command, you go wherever it is.
that's right.	I been hearing rumors about this new commander coming for a couple weeks now. Boys say they heard he's a real hard case. Spit-and-polish man. Full- bird colonel name of Payne, they say-- Bet you never figured you end up back here.
well, you're the man out there now, aren't you? it's your call.	That's right.
we have an enlisted man's club at the post.	Well, you're the Man out there now, aren't you? It's your call.
your boys out there cooped up together, need somewhere they can let the steam out. if they're black, there's not but one place in this town they feel welcome. been that way since before you were born.	We have an enlisted man's club at the post.
i assume a lot of your business is from our people.	Your boys out there cooped up together, need somewhere they can let the steam out. If they're Black, there's not but one place in this town they feel welcome. Been that way since before you were born.
this is an official visit, then--	I assume a lot of your business is from our people.
so tell me why i shouldn't make this place off-limits.	This is an official visit, then--
so.	So tell me why I shouldn't make this place off-limits.
this here's carolyn. honey, this is my son, delmore.	Nice to meet you, Ma'am.
if i thought it would help i'd put up a sign telling them not to. right under the one about the employees washing their hands.	This here's Carolyn. Honey, this is my son, Delmore.
deal drugs in the bathroom--	If I thought it would help I'd put up a sign telling them not to. Right under the one about the employees washing their hands.
it's a bar. people come together, drink, fall in love, fall out of love, air their grudges out--	Deal drugs in the bathroom--
you get much of that in here?	It's a bar. People come together, drink, fall in love, fall out of love, air their grudges out--
that's where he fell.	You get much of that in here?
that where he was shot?	That's where he fell.
hobby of mine. got some artifacts, couple pieces one of your men out at the base made. free admission.	That where he was shot?
black seminoles?	Hobby of mine. Got some artifacts, couple pieces one of your men out at the base made. Free admission.
si--tengo escopeto--just a shotgun--	Just a shotgun, huh? Better let me take a look at that.
you carryin' a firearm, son?  don't lie to me now.	Si--tengo escopeto--just a shotgun--
protection?	You carryin' a firearm, son?  Don't lie to me now.
there's many an unfortunate soul been ambushed out on this stretch. hope you're carrying some protection.	Protection?
bandidos, injuns--	There's many an unfortunate soul been ambushed out on this stretch. Hope you're carrying some protection.
reputation?	Bandidos, Injuns--
you know this road got a bad reputation, eladio--	Reputation?
eladio cruz.	You know this road got a bad reputation, Eladio--
this same person been bragging all over the county how he don't have to cut that big gringo sheriff in on it-- he can run his own operation 'thout any help. como se llama, amigo?	Eladio Cruz.
i haven't seen anybody doing that.	This same person been bragging all over the county how he don't have to cut that big gringo Sheriff in on it-- he can run his own operation 'thout any help. Como se llama, amigo?
i heard somebody been haulin' wets on this road.	I haven't seen anybody doing that.
not much, jefe. some watermelons.	I heard somebody been haulin' wets on this road.
what's in the back?	Not much, jefe. Some watermelons.
no hay de que. tengo otra. [no problem, i've got another.]	What's in the back?
hola, amgio. problemas de llanta? [hey, friend. tire problems?]	No hay de que. Tengo otra. [No problem, I've got another.]
mercedes gonzales ruiz.	Me llama Eladio Cruz--Bienvenido a Tejas. [Welcome to Texas.]
como se llama? [what's your name?]	Mercedes Gonzales Ruiz.
no te molestas. tenemos a ella. [don't worry. we've got her.]	Como se llama? [What's your name?]
vi a rosaria arastrado para el corriente--[i saw rosaria taken away by the current--]	No te molestas. Tenemos a ella. [Don't worry. We've got her.]
aqui! venga por aqui! [over here! come this way!]	Vi a Rosaria arastrado para el corriente--[I saw Rosaria taken away by the current--]
no puedo ver la orilla! [i can't see the bank!]	Aqui! Venga por aqui! [Over here! Come this way!]
aqui! [here!]	No puedo ver la orilla! [I can't see the bank!]
donde esta? estoy perdido--[where are you? i'm lost--]	Aqui! [Here!]
senora, anything it costs, i can work--	Don't worry about it. He owes me some favors.
a casa de porfirio zayas. he used to be a doctor on the other side. gunshot wounds, fixing babies--if you can pay he can handle it.	Senora, anything it costs, I can work--
donde vamos? [where are we going?]	A casa de Porfirio Zayas. He used to be a doctor on the other side. Gunshot wounds, fixing babies--if you can pay he can handle it.
rapidamente! everybody in the world is going to see!	Donde vamos? [Where are we going?]
we have a daughter.	Tipico.
this girl has a child?	We have a daughter.
i am marry to the cousin of a friend-- but only to be able to live here. this is the mother of my child--	This girl has a child?
i thought you were married!	I am marry to the cousin of a friend-- but only to be able to live here. This is the mother of my child--
es mi novia. [she's my girlfriend.]	I thought you were married!
this girl is a friend of yours?	Es mi novia. [She's my girlfriend.]
you think you're doing these people a favor? what are they going to do? either they get on welfare or they become criminals--	No es la verdad--[That isn't true--]
no! no puede hacer esto--[you can't do that--]	You think you're doing these people a favor? What are they going to do? Either they get on welfare or they become criminals--
enrique! quienes son estos? how could you bring them here?	They need help. Jaime, Anselma-- esta es mi jefa--
we was crossin' the river--	Enrique! Quienes son estos? How could you bring them here?
don't tell me lies, enrique. que paso?	We was crossin' the river--
we was by the river? and i hear my friend callin' for help, and i look and she has falling in the water--	Don't tell me lies, Enrique. Que paso?
you have somebody else out there?	We was by the river? And I hear my friend callin' for help, and I look and she has falling in the water--
i have some friends who have had a accident--	You have somebody else out there?
in english, enrique. we're in the united states--	I have some friends who have had a accident--
hay pasado un accidente muy grave-- [there's been a bad accident--]	In English, Enrique. We're in the United States--
what are you doing out there? are you crazy?	Hay pasado un accidente muy grave-- [There's been a bad accident--]
soy yo, enrique! no tiene miedo-- [it's me, enrique. don't be afraid]	What are you doing out there? Are you crazy?
quien es? [who is it?]	Soy yo, Enrique! No tiene miedo-- [It's me, Enrique. Don't be afraid]
senora cruz?	Quien es? [Who is it?]
good night, enrique. she slides into the car--	Buenas noches, Senora Cruz. Enrique walks in the opposite direction--
is very beautiful, your car.	Good night, Enrique. She slides into the car--
en ingles enrique. this is the united states. we speak english.	Is very beautiful, your car.
es muy lindo, su coche--	En ingles Enrique. This is the United States. We speak English.
your mother was a saint.	--but Buddy Deeds was my salvation.
charley wade were known to have put a good number of people in the ground, and your daddy gets eyeball to eyeball with him.	We made our collection at Roderick's place and that was the last anybody seen hide nor hair of him.  He went missing the next day, along with ten thousand dollars in county funds from the safe at the jail.
that buddy was a cool breeze.	Charley Wade were known to have put a good number of people in the ground, and your daddy gets eyeball to eyeball with him.
"mas cerveza por favor."	That Buddy was a cool breeze.
'57, 1 believe--	And the Sheriff at the time was Big Charley Wade. Charley was one of your old-fashioned bribe-or-bullets kind of Sheriffs, he took a healthy bite out of whatever moved through this county.
the two of us were the only deputies back then me and buddy--it's what-- '58--	'57, 1 believe--
tell that one, hollis--	Hell, everybody heard that story a million times.
they just wanted it to be one of theirs--	That's not the whole story. The Mexicans that know, that remember, understand what Buddy was for their people.  Hell, it was Mercedes over there who swung the deciding vote for him.
king wasn't mexican, fenton--	Bad enough all the street names are in Spanish--
every other damn thing in the country is called after martin luther king, they can't let our side have one measly park?	King wasn't Mexican, Fenton--
big day coming up--i wish we'd have thought of it while he was still living. but he went so unexpected.	Better late than never. Korean War hero, Sheriff for near thirty years-- Buddy Deeds Memorial P--
sam! i was just telling a few about your old man.	He was a unique individual.
buddy deeds. he had a way.	He known who it was onnacouna the tire tracks in the dirt from the back of the garage to where they loaded up. "Old Fishbait," he says, "never lifted a thing in this world if there was a way he could roll it."
"fishbait," says buddy, in that quiet way of his, "what you know about them tires that went missing from markets?" fishbait thinks for a minute, then he lifts up a loose board from the porch floor and calls down into it, "c'mon out, pooter, they caught us!"	Buddy Deeds. He had a way.
when we backed you--	When you backed me you needed somebody named Deeds to bump the other fella out of office.  Hey, folks--
dammit, sam, the people are concerned about crime--	We need a drug rehab program, we need a new elementary school--
that's a matter of interpretation--	We're already renting cells to the Feds for their overflow--
we don't need a new jail.	That's a matter of interpretation--
which is why we need to talk to you about the new jail--just so we're all on the same page.	We don't need a new jail.
that kind of talk doesn't help, sam.	Rather have that than the ten-foot- high catfish statue--
seems like we have another one every week.	Jorge and his Chamber of Commerce boys got to keep things hummin'--
historic occasion, isn't it?	Seems like we have another one every week.
don't think the rangers are likely to find out any more than they already have.	Word gets out who that body was, people are gonna think Buddy done it.
and the ten thousand?	Widow's benefits. He figured it would make the disappearance look better, and that Mexican gal was just scrapin' by after Charley killed her man. They didn't get hooked up till late--
the three of us cleaned up and took him to the post and put him under. can't say i was much help.	And the ten thousand?
buddy deeds--	Buddy Deeds was a murderer.
yeah, and my mother was a saint. for fifteen years the whole damn town knew he had another woman on the side. stole ten thousand dollars to set her up in business. but hell, what's that? you got a problem? buddy'll fix it. facing some time in jail? buddy'll knock half of it off-- if you do what he says, when he says. you got some business that's not exactly legal? talk to buddy--	Buddy Deeds--
your father had the finest sense of justice of any man i ever met--	Yeah, and my mother was a saint. For fifteen years the whole damn town knew he had another woman on the side. Stole ten thousand dollars to set her up in business. But hell, what's that? You got a problem? Buddy'll fix it. Facing some time in jail? Buddy'll knock half of it off-- if you do what he says, when he says. You got some business that's not exactly legal? Talk to Buddy--
imonna find out one way or the other.	Your father had the finest sense of justice of any man I ever met--
hey, sam.	Open late.
fellas.	Hey, Sam.
you lived in the man's house what-- seventeen, eighteen years? and you didn't get to know him any better than that?	I got to go see somebody in San Antonio today. Your memory gets any better, I'll be back tonight.
i think somewhere between roderick bledsoe's club and his house, wade ran into buddy deeds. i think buddy put a bullet in him, waited for him to die, threw him in the trunk of the sheriff's car and drove him out by the army post, i think he buried him under four feet of sand and never looked back.	You lived in the man's house what-- seventeen, eighteen years? And you didn't get to know him any better than that?
do you?	I think somewhere between Roderick Bledsoe's club and his house, Wade ran into Buddy Deeds. I think Buddy put a bullet in him, waited for him to die, threw him in the trunk of the Sheriff's car and drove him out by the Army post, I think he buried him under four feet of sand and never looked back.
i got an idea what happened.	Do you?
i wish i could tell you i remembered something new, but i can't.	I got an idea what happened.
charley wade.	I wish I could tell you I remembered something new, but I can't.
we have a murder?	Charley Wade.
you thought any more about our murder?	We have a murder?
sam! quite a do the other day. it meant a lot to folks that you said something.	You thought any more about our murder?
morning, hollis.	Sam! Quite a do the other day. It meant a lot to folks that you said something.
people have worked this whole big thing up around my father. if it's built on a crime, they deserve to know. now i understand why you might want to believe he couldn't do it.	And I understand why you might want to think he could.
we got that dedication tomorrow. this is a hell of a time to be draggin' up old business.	People have worked this whole big thing up around my father. If it's built on a crime, they deserve to know. Now I understand why you might want to believe he couldn't do it.
and buddy was one of them.	We got that dedication tomorrow. This is a hell of a time to be draggin' up old business.
there's no call for that, sam. fella made himself a pile of enemies over the years.	And Buddy was one of them.
besides my father, i mean.	There's no call for that, Sam. Fella made himself a pile of enemies over the years.
forensics people are sure of it. you have any idea who might have put him there?	Besides my father, I mean.
no. i think his widow's still in their place in darktown, though.  you think it's charley wade, huh?	Forensics people are sure of it. You have any idea who might have put him there?
he still living?	No. I think his widow's still in their place in Darktown, though.  You think it's Charley Wade, huh?
he owned the colored roadhouse before big o--	He still living?
bledso	He owned the colored roadhouse before Big O--
i told the story enough times--hell, we were just in the car, he was stewing about the fight with buddy while we drove over to roderick bledsoe's--	Bledso
you don't remember anything else from that last night you saw him, do you?	I told the story enough times--hell, we were just in the car, he was stewing about the fight with Buddy while we drove over to Roderick Bledsoe's--
all it was wearing was a big old masonic ring and a rio county sheriffs badge.	You don't remember anything else from that last night you saw him, do you?
charley? i believe he was. used to go for lodge meetings over to laredo. what's he got to do with your body?	All it was wearing was a big old Masonic ring and a Rio County Sheriffs badge.
you recall if charley wade was a mason?	Charley? I believe he was. Used to go for lodge meetings over to Laredo. What's he got to do with your body?
was it davy crockett or jim bowie?	You recall if Charley Wade was a Mason?
we found a body out by the army base yesterday. been there for a long time.	Was it Davy Crockett or Jim Bowie?
just as well. the new people just painted it some god-awful color--	We found a body out by the Army base yesterday. Been there for a long time.
no.	Just as well. The new people just painted it some God-awful color--
you go by your old house?	No.
i haven't been out here for a while.	You go by your old house?
sounds great. where do i sign up?	I haven't been out here for a while.
floating around out here, playin' hell with them bass--play a little cards, play a little golf, drink some beer--	Sounds great. Where do I sign up?
sam! hey podner! you caught me playing hooky--	Floating around out here, playin' hell with them bass--play a little cards, play a little golf, drink some beer--
i always wondered what you mayors do when you're not cutting ribbons.	Sam! Hey podner! You caught me playing hooky--
right.	Look, I know you had some problems with your father, and he and Muriel-- well--
oh--he come to an accommodation. money doesn't always need to change hands to keep the wheels turning.	Right.
never heard from him again?	Not a peep. Buddy run the man out of town.
that so?	She put it even at three to three, so as the Mayor I get to cast the tiebreaker. The older generation won't have any problem with it. They remember how Buddy come to be Sheriff, that it was all 'cause he took their part.
--santiago.	Right. But nobody here ever noticed him till they read his name on the national news--
there was a faction pulling for that boy who was killed in the gulf war-- ruben--	--Santiago.
i heard there was a bit of a fuss.	Oh, you know, the usual troublemakers. Danny Padilla from the Sentinel, that crowd.
there isn't money allocated for that. but a jail--	Look, I'm not gonna campaign against your deal here, but if anybody asks me, I got to tell them the truth. We-- don't--need--a new jail.
there was a mandate in the last election--	It wouldn't happen to be your construction company gonna get the bid on building this thing, would it, H.L. And Jorge, you wouldn't be thinking about a couple dozen new jobs to dangle in front of the voters--
he agreed it wasn't exactly news--	Danny's gonna be out for blood the next time.
the perdido thing?	He agreed it wasn't exactly news--
i got eddie richter at the sentinel to kill that story.	The Perdido thing?
sam--	You ought to put up a banner-- "Frontera, Texas: Gateway to Cut- Rate Pussy"--
people come here to catch bass and to get laid at the boy's town in cuidad leon--	Sam--
we're building up tourism, sam--	People come here to catch bass and to get laid at the Boy's Town in Cuidad Leon--
i'm unmarried. i'm not available.	You told me one time it was true love.
the old-high-school-heartthrob sheriff. i thought you were crazy about each other. he's available, you're available--	I'm unmarried. I'm not available.
the sheriff.	The old-high-school-heartthrob Sheriff. I thought you were crazy about each other. He's available, you're available--
how 'bout the sheriff?	The Sheriff.
all my mother does is work. that's how you get to be spanish.	How 'bout the Sheriff?
you got to be interested in somebody. all you do is work.	All my mother does is work. That's how you get to be Spanish.
sure, they go back to cortez. when he rode by, they were squatting in a hut cooking hamsters for dinner.	You got to be interested in somebody. All you do is work.
your mother's family is spanish?	Sure, they go back to Cortez. When he rode by, they were squatting in a hut cooking hamsters for dinner.
spanish, please. my mother would have a heart attack.	Your mother's family is Spanish?
steve. board of education steve who likes you? he goes for us hot-blooded mexican girls, i can tell.	Spanish, please. My mother would have a heart attack.
steve?	Steve. Board of Education Steve who likes you? He goes for us hot-blooded Mexican girls, I can tell.
steve called for you.	Steve?
i never said that. it was just that boy--	"That boy"--Mami, say his name for chrissakes!
what? become a nun? you didn't want me going out with anglos--	I never said that. It was just that boy--
i felt that you could do better for yourself--	What? Become a nun? You didn't want me going out with Anglos--
you made it pretty damn clear you thought he was nobody.	I felt that you could do better for yourself--
i never said that.	You made it pretty damn clear you thought he was nobody.
mami, the first time i brought him home, those were your exact words-- "some chulo with grease under his nails."	I never said that.
i don't mean fernando.	Mami, the first time I brought him home, those were your exact words-- "some chulo with grease under his nails."
thank you.	I don't mean Fernando.
maybe now. it was different back then. i had this place, i was doing all the shopping, all the cooking. what do i need some chulo with grease under his nails to drink up the profit?	Thank you.
nobody's too busy.	Maybe now. It was different back then. I had this place, I was doing all the shopping, all the cooking. What do I need some chulo with grease under his nails to drink up the profit?
i was too busy.	Nobody's too busy.
there must have been somebody.	I was too busy.
how come you never got married again?	There must have been somebody.
a little older than paloma is now.	How come you never got married again?
right. when he was killed.	A little older than Paloma is now.
he was killed.	Right. When he was killed.
mami, how old were you when my father--	He was killed.
you want to see mexicans, open your eyes and look around you. we're up to our ears in them.	Mami, how old were you when my father--
oh, come on--you must be curious how it's changed. amado is into this big tejano roots thing and i've never been further than ciudad leon--	You want to see Mexicans, open your eyes and look around you. We're up to our ears in them.
why would i want to go there?	Oh, come on--you must be curious how it's changed. Amado is into this big Tejano roots thing and I've never been further than Ciudad Leon--
no. i was wondering if you'd like to take a trip down south with us. maybe see where you grew up--	Why would I want to go there?
did you come here to tell me how to run my business?	No. I was wondering if you'd like to take a trip down south with us. Maybe see where you grew up--
if you spent a little more time training them--	Did you come here to tell me how to run my business?
nobody is illegal in my cafe! they've got green cards, they've got relatives who were born here--if they only had a little common sense i'd be very happy.	If you spent a little more time training them--
well, you hire illegals--	Nobody is illegal in my cafe! They've got green cards, they've got relatives who were born here--if they only had a little common sense I'd be very happy.
if they're going to survive here, they have to know how to work, elalco! adelante! los clientes esperan!	Well, you hire illegals--
maybe you're just getting less patient.	If they're going to survive here, they have to know how to work, Elalco! Adelante! Los clientes esperan!
these ones coming up are getting stupider every year.	Maybe you're just getting less patient.
not if they was colored or meskin. not if they wanted to keep breathin'.	Do you remember the last time you saw him?
people didn't complain?	Not if they was colored or Meskin. Not if they wanted to keep breathin'.
sheriff buddy was a different story. long as roderick throw his weight the right way on election day, make sure all the colored get out to vote- we was called colored back then, if you was polite--maybe throw a barbecue for the right people now and then, things was peaceful. that sheriff wade, though, he took an awful big bite.	People didn't complain?
and my father?	Sheriff Buddy was a different story. Long as Roderick throw his weight the right way on election day, make sure all the colored get out to vote- we was called colored back then, if you was polite--maybe throw a barbecue for the right people now and then, things was peaceful. That Sheriff Wade, though, he took an awful big bite.
wasn't legal to sell liquor in a glass back then unless you was a club, see. roderick used to say, "buy yourself a drink, you get a free membership." but sheriff wade, he could shut you down anytime.	And my father?
he squeezed money out of you?	Wasn't legal to sell liquor in a glass back then unless you was a club, see. Roderick used to say, "Buy yourself a drink, you get a free membership." But Sheriff Wade, he could shut you down anytime.
them days, you deal with sheriff wade or you didn't deal at all. first of the month, every month, he remind you of who you really workin' for.	He squeezed money out of you?
you had to deal with him in running the club.	Them days, you deal with Sheriff Wade or you didn't deal at all. First of the month, every month, he remind you of who you really workin' for.
not if i can help it.	You had to deal with him in running the club.
so you must remember sheriff wade.	Not if I can help it.
we run that twenty-odd years. give it over to otis payne in 1967. april.	So you must remember Sheriff Wade.
he had the club out on the old trail road--	We run that twenty-odd years. Give it over to Otis Payne in 1967. April.
i won't say nothing bad about the man, but you can ask away.	He had the club out on the old trail road--
you mind if i ask a few questions about your husband? roderick?	I won't say nothing bad about the man, but you can ask away.
well, don't ever start up on 'em, cause once you do you can't stop. i tell myself i'm gonna play just three little games after breakfast, and here i sit with half the day gone.	You mind if I ask a few questions about your husband? Roderick?
i've seen 'em.	Well, don't ever start up on 'em, cause once you do you can't stop. I tell myself I'm gonna play just three little games after breakfast, and here I sit with half the day gone.
you ever play one of these?	I've seen 'em.
yeah, that's the story of my life.	You ever play one of these?
sheriff deeds' dead, honey--you just sheriff junior.	Yeah, that's the story of my life.
i'm sheriff deeds--	Sheriff Deeds' dead, honey--you just Sheriff junior.
that's me.	I'm Sheriff Deeds--
mrs. bledsoe?	That's me.
i'd like to see them spend a day pulling 14-year-olds off of each other--i should get combat pay--	I have new respect for some of my kids, meeting the parents they've been dealt--
i don't think you can take it personally--	I'd like to see them spend a day pulling 14-year-olds off of each other--I should get combat pay--
no. is he sick?	He's going to wish he was dead.
okay? he's not here?	No. Is he sick?
pilar, is uhm--is amado okay?	Okay? He's not here?
hollis probably told you we found charley wade.	Yeah. How about that? People start digging holes in this county, there's no telling what'll come up.
i'm not open. we were just talking.	Hollis probably told you we found Charley Wade.
buddy was more a part of the big picture--county political machine, chamber of commerce, zoning board if i kept those people happy, he was pretty much on my side.  whenever somebody thought--they start up another bar for the black  folks, they'd be--how should i put this? they'd be officially discouraged.	He ever accept cash for a favor?
what was your deal with him?	Buddy was more a part of the big picture--county political machine, chamber of commerce, zoning board if I kept those people happy, he was pretty much on my side.  Whenever somebody thought--they start up another bar for the black  folks, they'd be--how should I put this? They'd be officially discouraged.
what about it?	What was your deal with him?
and when my father was sheriff?	What about it?
could of been. that was white people's business.	And when my father was Sheriff?
that was the night he disappeared?	Could of been. That was white people's business.
oh--i think he came in one more time with hollis and--naw, your daddy wasn't with them. made their monthly pickup. roderick wasn't in so i just kept my mouth good and shut and handed over that envelope.	That was the night he disappeared?
and that was the last time you saw him?	Oh--I think he came in one more time with Hollis and--naw, your Daddy wasn't with them. Made their monthly pickup. Roderick wasn't in so I just kept my mouth good and shut and handed over that envelope.
i didn't understand the spot i was putting roderick in.	And that was the last time you saw him?
how come?	Oh, my mother wanted to keep me away from away from boys.
i only went for my last two years.	How come?
just 'cause you went to catholic school and wore a uniform.	I only went for my last two years.
enough with the clothes--	Just 'cause you went to Catholic school and wore a uniform.
i could name five girls at school who have one just like it--	Enough with the clothes--
nobody really wears that stuff, paloma.	I could name five girls at school who have one just like it--
can i get this?	Nobody really wears that stuff, Paloma.
yeah. i had uhm--school business.	Can I get this?
you got in late last night.	Yeah. I had uhm--school business.
it's saturday.	You got in late last night.
she finally got in--	It's Saturday.
what's she singing about?	What do you think?
for a while.	What's she singing about?
you gonna stay out here?	For a while.
yeah?	You gonna stay out here?
mom?	Yeah?
what?	It doesn't have anything to do with being smart.
of course you can.	What?
not if you have half a brain in your head.	Of course you can.
murdered him?	Chucho Montoya saw it with his own eyes. Shot him in cold blood.
he murdered eladio cruz. that tough enough for you?	Murdered him?
i've heard wade was a bit tough on the mexicans--	He murdered Eladio Cruz. That tough enough for you?
out in the fresh air, nice gringo lady making you pies--who's gonna sit back in a little jail cell all day? sheriff buddy, man. como el no hay dos. and after that cabron charley wade--	I've heard Wade was a bit tough on the Mexicans--
you built our patio while you  were on the county?	Out in the fresh air, nice gringo lady making you pies--who's gonna sit back in a little jail cell all day? Sheriff Buddy, man. Como el no hay dos. And after that cabron Charley Wade--
it could have just been a box lunch from the jail.	You built our patio while you  were on the county?
well, you were working there--	It could have just been a box lunch from the jail.
and your mother was a saint. that summer i built the patio at your house? she made me lunch every day.	Well, you were working there--
so i've heard--	And your mother was a saint. That summer I built the patio at your house? She made me lunch every day.
he was afraid i was going to poison somebody. your father tried to do good for people--	So I've heard--
i'm surprised he bothered with it.	He was afraid I was going to poison somebody. Your father tried to do good for people--
that's how i ruined my stomach.	I'm surprised he bothered with it.
different charge. i had a still. made my own mescal.	That's how I ruined my stomach.
i thought he busted you a couple times.	Different charge. I had a still. Made my own mescal.
your father never bothered me about it. leastways not till the drug people got on his back in the late '60s.	I thought he busted you a couple times.
i got a bad stomach. it helps me digest.	Your father never bothered me about it. Leastways not till the drug people got on his back in the late '60s.
you're going to smoke an acre and a half of marijuana?	I got a bad stomach. It helps me digest.
it was for personal consumption.	You're going to smoke an acre and a half of marijuana?
you stop growing that loco weed at your place, you'd see a lot more daylight.	It was for personal consumption.
three months.	You stop growing that loco weed at your place, you'd see a lot more daylight.
how much you got left?	Three months.
time marches on.	How much you got left?
hey, pete. how's it going?	Time marches on.
morning, sheriff.	Hey, Pete. How's it going?
yeah--	Everything that went before, all that stuff, that history--the hell with it, right?
we start from scratch--	Yeah--
if i met you for the first time today, i'd still want to be with you.	We start from scratch--
i'm not having any more children. after amado, i had some complications-- i can't get pregnant again, if that's what the rule is about--	If I met you for the first time today, I'd still want to be with you.
from the first time i saw you at school--all those years we were married to other people i always felt like we were connected.	I remember thinking you were the one part of my life Buddy didn't have a piece of--
he paid the hospital bill when you were born. your mom always calls you "our beautiful daughter" in the letters she wrote to him.	From the first time I saw you at school--all those years we were married to other people I always felt like we were connected.
they can't pull this on me. it isn't fair--i don't believe this--	He paid the hospital bill when you were born. Your mom always calls you "our beautiful daughter" in the letters she wrote to him.
buddy bought the cafe for her with money he took from the county. pilar looks away, struggling not to cry--	They can't pull this on me. It isn't fair--I don't believe this--
i've never seen my mother in a bathing suit before.  didn't know she owned one.	Buddy bought the cafe for her with money he took from the county. Pilar looks away, struggling not to cry--
try a year and a half. he bands her an old snapshot. pilar looks at it--	I've never seen my mother in a bathing suit before.  Didn't know she owned one.
couple months before i was born--	Try a year and a half. He bands her an old snapshot. PILAR looks at it--
you have any idea when your father died? eladio?	Couple months before I was born--
she'll figure it out sooner or later. i don't have to ask permission anymore, if that's what you mean.	You have any idea when your father died? Eladio?
you gonna tell your mother we been seeing each other?	She'll figure it out sooner or later. I don't have to ask permission anymore, if that's what you mean.
what was your father's name?	Eladio. Eladio. Cruz.
yeah?	What was your father's name?
pilar--	Yeah?
it isn't. not by a long shot. he holds her and they lie silently for a moment--	Pilar--
i've felt that way, yeah.	It isn't. Not by a long shot. He holds her and they lie silently for a moment--
like your story is over.	I've felt that way, yeah.
don't have kids. other pictures--i don't know--it's nothing i want to look back on.	Like your story is over.
there's nothing on the walls. no pictures--	Don't have kids. Other pictures--I don't know--it's nothing I want to look back on.
two years.	There's nothing on the walls. No pictures--
how long have you lived here?	Two years.
more, i hope.	How long have you lived here?
so what are we gonna do about this?	More, I hope.
i don't know. it just feels good. always did.	So what are we gonna do about this?
how come it feels the same?	I don't know. It just feels good. Always did.
yeah.	How come it feels the same?
wow.	Yeah.
yeah?	I came back 'cause you were here.
you know the other day, you asked why i came back?	Yeah?
when nando died--it was so sudden--i was kind of in shock for awhile. then i woke up and there was the whole rest of my life and i didn't have any idea what to do with it.	You know the other day, you asked why I came back?
nothing.	When Nando died--it was so sudden--I was kind of in shock for awhile. Then I woke up and there was the whole rest of my life and I didn't have any idea what to do with it.
i mean what did we know about anything?	Nothing.
yeah.	I mean what did we know about anything?
i look at my kids in school--tenth, eleventh graders. that's who we were. children.	Yeah.
yeah.	I look at my kids in school--tenth, eleventh graders. That's who we were. Children.
we thought we were something, didn't we?	Yeah.
pilar--	Looks real bad if the teacher's late for class. It's really nice to talk with you, Sam.
i should get back.	Pilar--
you've got your mother, your kids--	They've got me. Different thing.
it can happen so sudden, can't it? being left out on your own.	You've got your mother, your kids--
i got to admit it's not what i thought it'd be. back when buddy had it-- hell, i'm just a jailer. run a 60- room hotel with bars on the windows.	It can happen so sudden, can't it? Being left out on your own.
you don't want to be sheriff.	I got to admit it's not what I thought it'd be. Back When Buddy had it-- hell, I'm just a jailer. Run a 60- room hotel with bars on the windows.
got divorced, i wasn't gonna work for my father-in-law anymore. the fellas down here said they'd back me--	You don't want to be Sheriff.
so why did you come back here, sam?	Got divorced, I wasn't gonna work for my father-in-law anymore. The fellas down here said they'd back me--
it might just be the age. i spent my first fifteen years trying to be just like buddy and the next fifteen trying to give him a heart attack.	So why did you come back here, Sam?
fernando wasn't pissed off at everybody. he just wanted to fix their cars.	It might just be the age. I spent my first fifteen years trying to be just like Buddy and the next fifteen trying to give him a heart attack.
fernando did okay, and he dropped out--	Fernando wasn't pissed off at everybody. He just wanted to fix their cars.
with paloma, it's more like she pities and tolerates me- totally age- appropriate. but amado--he's--he's never been book-smart. had a hard time learning to read. me being a teacher and caring about those things is like an embarrassment--like a betrayal.	Fernando did okay, and he dropped out--
no--	With Paloma, it's more like she pities and tolerates me- totally age- appropriate. But Amado--he's--he's never been book-smart. Had a hard time learning to read. Me being a teacher and caring about those things is like an embarrassment--like a betrayal.
he hates me.	No--
nice-looking kid.	He hates me.
amado.	Nice-looking kid.
your boy, there--	Amado.
weird what you remember.	Your boy, there--
yeah.	Weird what you remember.
i was on the playground with all the other kids, but i thought he was only looking at me. i was afraid he was going to arrest me--he had those eyes, you know--	Yeah.
i remember him watching me once. when i was little--before you and i--	I was on the playground with all the other kids, but I thought he was only looking at me. I was afraid he was going to arrest me--he had those eyes, you know--
most people did, yeah.	I remember him watching me once. When I was little--before you and I--
people liked him.	Most people did, yeah.
they cooked the whole thing up without asking me.	People liked him.
i thought you got through that pretty well.	They cooked the whole thing up without asking me.
so she tells me three times a week.	I thought you got through that pretty well.
she's done well for herself--on her own and all--	So she tells me three times a week.
a real palace. she rattles around alone in that thing--	She's done well for herself--on her own and all--
i see she built a place up here by the river.	A real palace. She rattles around alone in that thing--
i can't name anybody she does like these days.	I see she built a place up here by the river.
your mother still doesn't like me.	I can't name anybody she does like these days.
want to take a walk?	Your mother still doesn't like me.
lunch hour. my next class isn't till nine-thirty.	Want to take a walk?
field trip?	Lunch hour. My next class isn't till nine-thirty.
he's all yours.	Are you okay?
we haven't talked since high school.	Yeah. I'll go check on your boy.
i was--i was real sorry about nando. he was a good fella. we haven't talked since.	We haven't talked since high school.
i'll see what's going on.	I was--I was real sorry about Nando. He was a good fella. We haven't talked since.
somebody called--something about an electronics store.	I'll see what's going on.
got him here?	Somebody called--something about an electronics store.
they've got my amado.	Got him here?
something wrong?	They've got my Amado.
you think we need a new jail?	Well, it's a complicated issue--
i appreciate you telling me.	You think we need a new jail?
i didn't want to be going around your back.	I appreciate you telling me.
don't know if i'll still want it.	I didn't want to be going around your back.
how 'bout you?	Don't know if I'll still want it.
you'd do a good job.	How 'bout you?
yeah.	You'd do a good job.
they want you to stand for sheriff next election.	Yeah.
sam? i--the committee--you know jorge and h.l. and all--they asked me--	They want you to stand for Sheriff next election.
oh.	Sam? I--the Committee--you know Jorge and H.L. and all--they asked me--
gotta be in person.	Oh.
they got telephones.	Gotta be in person.
no--to mexico. i've got to talk to somebody.	They got telephones.
the republicans?	No--to Mexico. I've got to talk to somebody.
i'm going over to the other side.	The Republicans?
uh-huh.	I'm going over to the other side.
i been working on a few things.	Uh-huh.
haven't seen much of you at the jail lately.	I been working on a few things.
yeah.	Haven't seen much of you at the jail lately.
you're out early.	Yeah.
any poop on the john doe you found out there today?	Nothin' much. The Rangers put Ben Wetzel on it. Catch you later.
okay--we'll take a statement from all the gis before they go back to post. you can get the story from otis over at the club.	Any poop on the John Doe you found out there today?
down from houston. i think he knew the girl before.	Okay--we'll take a statement from all the GIs before they go back to post. You can get the story from Otis over at the club.
the shooter local?	Down from Houston. I think he knew the girl before.
hospital says the other kid is in bad shape--	The shooter local?
this isn't houston, my friend. we pretty much running things now. our good day has come.	You suckers haven't had a good day since the Alamo.
white man just using you to keep the black man down.	This isn't Houston, my friend. We pretty much running things now. Our good day has come.
just doing my job.	White man just using you to keep the Black man down.
you're the one who's a good boy. man say "fetch" and you fetch--	Just doing my job.
you been talking so much trash today, you made us think you're a dangerous criminal. be a good boy, now--	You're the one who's a good boy. Man say "fetch" and you fetch--
you don't need to cuff me.	You been talking so much trash today, you made us think you're a dangerous criminal. Be a good boy, now--
excellent performance, my friend. the judge was very impressed.	You don't need to cuff me.
this is a club, sheriff--you been in here--	And people better clear out of here! Now!
what's this i see? is that whiskey in them glasses on the bar? roderick, i'm gonna have to cite you for a violation of state law--	This is a club, Sheriff--you been in here--
no, sheriff, i'm just--	What's this I see? Is that whiskey in them glasses on the Bar? Roderick, I'm gonna have to cite you for a violation of state law--
you telling me what to do, roderick?	No, Sheriff, I'm just--
you got him too scared to peep, sheriff. maybe if you put that gun up--	You telling me what to do, Roderick?
otis, apologize to the sheriff--	You got him too scared to peep, Sheriff. Maybe if you put that gun up--
that the problem, son?  you slow?	Otis, apologize to the Sheriff--
don't mind him, sheriff. boy's just a bit slow, is all. he don't mean nothin' by it--	That the problem, son?  You Slow?
sure.	The stories people tell, he was a real colorful fella--
i heard about that deal for your father--you must be real proud.	Sure.
yeah. it's quiet--	I heard about that deal for your father--You must be real proud.
we'll get 'em--  so you livin' out here now?	Yeah. It's quiet--
i haven't seen anybody come by.	We'll get 'em--  So you livin' out here now?
we had about a dozen wets come over just upriver. they ran into one of our posts--it was like a breakshot on a pool table, illegals runnin' every which way.	I haven't seen anybody come by.
what's up?	We had about a dozen wets come over just upriver. They ran into one of our posts--it was like a breakshot on a pool table, illegals runnin' every which way.
hey sam. sorry 'bout that.	What's up?
you know who it was?	The other one? Hell, at my age, every time you learn a new name you got to forget an old one. Your head's all crowded up--here it is--
your mother wasn't one to get chased off her patch. half the damn county knew and nobody thought the worse of her for seein' it through.	You know who it was?
another woman?	Your mother wasn't one to get chased off her patch. Half the damn county knew and nobody thought the worse of her for seein' it through.
if he hadn't found that deputy job, i believe buddy might've gone down the other path, got into some serious trouble. settled him right down. that and your mother. 'course he had that other one later.	Another woman?
me neither.	If he hadn't found that Deputy job, I believe Buddy might've gone down the other path, got into some serious trouble. Settled him right down. That and your mother. 'Course he had that other one later.
no--	Me neither.
they don't hand those medals out for hidin'in your foxhole. would you buy this?	No--
you think he killed anybody in korea?	They don't hand those medals out for hidin'in your foxhole. Would you buy this?
for frontera? hell, i can't remember dates no more. i do recall it was after an affair of the heart had gone sour on him. he almost took some poor fella's head off at the legion in arroyo grande, and figured it was time to move on.	You think he killed anybody in Korea?
so when did buddy leave?	For Frontera? Hell, I can't remember dates no more. I do recall it was after an affair of the heart had gone sour on him. He almost took some poor fella's head off at the Legion in Arroyo Grande, and figured it was time to move on.
buffalo chips. fella in santa fe told me he sells these as fast as the buffalo can squeeze 'em out.	So when did Buddy leave?
hell of a spot to put a business.	But you don't see much competition, do you?
how am i gonna sell things if nobody comes by? this stretch of road runs between nowheres and nothin' much.	Hell of a spot to put a business.
you sell much out here?	How am I gonna sell things if nobody comes by? This stretch of road runs between Nowheres and Nothin' Much.
--but longhorns are hard to come by these days.	You sell much out here?
been away. up to houston.	Houston, huh? I hear they let you boys run wild up there.
how come you don't took familiar?	Been away. Up to Houston.
runnin' numbers illegal.	Runnin' numbers without I know about it is both illegal and unhealthy. You remember that.
as i remember it was because he had a sassy mouth on him. must run in the family--you wouldn't be runnin' numbers out of this club, now, would you, son?	Runnin' numbers illegal.
i know that.	Why you think that was?
i sent your daddy to the farm once.	I know that.
uh-huh.	I sent your Daddy to the farm once.
one of cleroe payne's boys?	Uh-huh.
payne.	One of Cleroe Payne's boys?
otis what?	Payne.
name's otis.	Otis what?
i know you?	Name's Otis.
it's supposed to be some big sin, even if you love each other.	You believe that?
so? what's he gonna do, arrest us?	It's supposed to be some big sin, even if you love each other.
he's gonna find out.	So? What's he gonna do, arrest us?
he doesn't need to know all my business.	He's gonna find out.
you going to tell him?	He doesn't need to know all my business.
you going to tell her?	You going to tell him?
have a nice evening, mr. d'amour.	You bet.
hello, l.a.	Have a nice evening, Mr. D'Amour.
thirty-five bucks.	Tell him he can keep them. The Bellboy looks puzzled.
how much?	Thirty-five bucks.
you haven't paid the cab.  he won't give us your bags 'til you pay him.	How much?
yeah?	You haven't paid the cab.  He won't give us your bags 'til you pay him.
mister d'amour?	Yeah.  It's French.
thanks, billy.	Hey, anytime.  Actually, no.  This was enough.
hokey enough for you?	I'm out of here, man!  Are you coming?
that's because he knew.  he'd seen these files and knew.	Knew what?
trickery and divinity.  yeah, he says that all the time.	That's because he knew.  He'd seen these files and knew.
what did vinovich say? something about walking a path between --	Trickery and divinity.  Yeah, he says that all the time.
i mean, there's no instructions--  what do you mean, they're not tricks?	What did Vinovich say? Something about walking a path between --
maybe they're not tricks.	I mean, there's no instructions--  What do you mean, they're not tricks?
take a look at this.	A Nix specialty?
that's butterfield...	doorway) And who's that?
i could have lost my fucking hands.	That would have kept you out of the Magic Circle.  Which was presumably the idea.  These are about Nix.
billy?  this was on miller's forehead.  any idea what it is?	Nope.
i love weird.	Billy?  This was on Miller's forehead.  Any idea what it is?
my life was too weird for her.	I love weird.
why?	My life was too weird for her.
yeah.  she was killed in a car crash.  her lawyer was driving. she was filing for divorce.	Why?
you ever been married?	Yeah.  She was killed in a car crash.  Her lawyer was driving. She was filing for divorce.
you heard right.	You ever been married?
i hear mrs. swann's quite a babe.	You heard right.
how?	It'll be something hokey.
i'm sure they'll have this place rigged.	How?
who is he?	I think maybe he taught Swann.  This is me.  See ya around.
like in nothing.  nobody.  nix.	Who is he?
nix?	Like in nothing.  Nobody.  Nix.
nix.	Nix?
who?	Nix.
i've heard a name.  someone they talk about in whispers.	Who?
they go together.	I've heard a name.  Someone they talk about in whispers.
i gotta be careful.  if vinovich sees me talking to you.  he's an asshole, but he's a powerful asshole.	They go together.
right.	That's so cool.
right.	Isn't that French for something?
d'amour.	Right.
d.a.m.o.u.r.  d'amour.  harry d'amour.	D'Amour.
how'd you spell that again?	D.A.M.O.U.R.  D'Amour.  Harry D'Amour.
who did this?	All right.  It was...
i told you --	Who did this?
who did this?	I told you --
deep shit?	Who did this?
you don't have a clue what you're into, do you?	Deep shit?
beats me.	You don't have a clue what you're into, do you?
why would i do that?	Beats me.
you did.  didn't you?	Why would I do that?
what about death?	It's an illusion.
death.	What about death?
about?	Death.
you didn't think it was just going to be you and me?  a lot of people believed in nix. they haven't forgotten his promise.	About?
what do you mean, "all of us?"	You didn't think it was just going to be you and me?  A lot of people believed in Nix. They haven't forgotten his promise.
we've all of us waited too long to have the homecoming spoiled.	What do you mean, "all of us?"
he won't.	We've all of us waited too long to have the homecoming spoiled.
i don't want him getting in the way.	He won't.
no.  he's just a guy who's got a nose for this shit.  like you.	I don't want him getting in the way.
he's a priest?	No.  He's just a guy who's got a nose for this shit.  Like you.
i saw him on t.v.  some kid got possessed and he saved the little bastard's life.	He's a priest?
i know him.  i saw him.	I saw him on T.V.  Some kid got possessed and he saved the little bastard's life.
d'amour... d'amour... why do i know that name?	I know him.  I saw him.
oh christ!  oh christ!	It's him... it's him.
if you've lied to me to me --	I swear... this is the place Swann told me about.  The rocks...
not yet.	If you've lied to me to me --
anything?	Not yet.
i'll tell you.	You'll do more.than that.
so tell me where nix is buried.	I don't know.
don't.	So tell me where Nix is buried.
i could scoop them out.	Don't.
please.	I could scoop them out.
what is he?	Maybe he'll show you.
if he was just a man like me, then no.  but he's not.	What is he?
and you think he'll be in a fit state to resurrect, after thirteen years?	If he was just a man like me, then no.  But he's not.
i didn't have the skill to resurrect him.  i had to teach myself.  and that took time.	And you think he'll be in a fit state to resurrect, after thirteen years?
why did you wait so long?	I didn't have the skill to resurrect him.  I had to teach myself.  And that took time.
like the look of these?  i made them myself, to set him free.	Why did you wait so long?
jesus.  valentin.  what did you do to your face?	It was me.
he's with us...	He's with us... He's with us...
yes...	Be ready.
will you come to him on your knees?	Yes...
yes...	Will you come to him on your knees?
do you wish him to be amongst us?	Yes...
please... i wasn't there... ask pimm.	Pimm's dead.  Jennifer Desiderio's disappeared...
and are you afraid?	Yes.
yes.	And are you afraid?
so do you.  you've seen the future. haven't you?	Yes.
pimm's dead.  jennifer desiderio's disappeared.  they knew the puritan was coming home.	So do you.  You've seen the future. Haven't you?
please... butterfield... i wasn't there.  ask pimm.	Pimm's dead.  Jennifer Desiderio's disappeared.  They knew the Puritan was coming home.
ever watched a man die?  if you watch very closely, you can sometimes see the soul escaping. and if you're very quick, you can catch it.	Please... Butterfield... I wasn't there.  Ask Pimm.
harry-?	Out!  Out!
what the fuck?	Harry-?
is it finished?	I think so.
harry?	I'm okay.  I'm okay.
don't look.	I... have... to.
...yes?	Yes.
i'm here, harry.	...yes?
... oh... god...	I'm here, Harry.
no!  no!  no!	Harry...
you can't.	Nix has got to have a weak spot. Everybody's got a fucking weak spot.
i've got to help him.	You can't.
oh god!	Hang on!
harry?	It's all right.  It's not hurting...
are you all right?	Find Valentin!  Find him!  Get him in here!
what was that?	It's okay.
and pimm and swann.  only nix was ready for them.	What was that?
quaid and jennifer--	And Pimm and Swann.  Only Nix was ready for them.
yes.	Quaid and Jennifer--
and they all came...	Yes.
i was twelve.  nix took me hostage, to get swann to come to him.	And they all came...
i know.  i'm the one who shot him.	I was twelve.  Nix took me hostage, to get Swann to come to him.
i'm sure.  he's dead.	I know.  I'm the one who shot him.
are you sure?	I'm sure.  He's dead.
don't be.  nix can't hurt you now.	Are you sure?
i was so afraid.	Don't be.  Nix can't hurt you now.
nothing you don't want.	I was so afraid.
nothing?	Nothing you don't want.
nothing's going to happen to you.	Nothing?
i'm here, aren't i?	Nothing's going to happen to you.
no it isn't.  you can't help me.	I'm here, aren't I?
it's okay.	No it isn't.  You can't help me.
i was grateful to him.  i owed him my life.  and he loved me. he couldn't always show it, but he felt it.	He thought Nix was coming back, didn't he?
what then?	I was grateful to him.  I owed him my life.  And he loved me. He couldn't always show it, but he felt it.
i wasn't.	What then?
you said you weren't with him for love.	I wasn't.
no.	You said you weren't with him for love.
too much fame.  yeah, i guess that'd turn anybody's head. including yours.	No.
i told you --	Too much fame.  Yeah, I guess that'd turn anybody's head. Including yours.
so swann was performing magic. not illusions?  and what?  you thought he should be using it to cure cancer, not making millions.	I told you --
some or it.	So Swann was performing magic. not illusions?  And what?  You thought he should be using it to cure cancer, not making millions.
he taught all this to swann?	Some or it.
he could get into people's heads. make them see things. terrible things.  and he could levitate. juggle fire.	He taught all this to Swann?
stuff?	He could get into people's heads. Make them see things. Terrible things.  And he could levitate. Juggle fire.
swann said he could do stuff, yes.	Stuff?
he was the real thing, right?	Swann said he could do stuff, yes.
it was more than that, i think.	He was the real thing, right?
nix ran some kind of cult, right? some kind of charlie manson deal?	It was more than that, I think.
why don't you tell me the truth?	Nix ran some kind of cult, right? Some kind of Charlie Manson deal?
oh christ.	Why don't you tell me the truth?
jennifer desiderio, for one.  she threw herself in front of a car this afternoon.	Oh Christ.
what did you find?	Jennifer Desiderio, for one.  She threw herself in front of a car this afternoon.
i didn't leave.  i was just digging around.	What did you find?
flesh is a trap.  that's what he used to say.  flesh is a trap and magic sets us free.  why did you come back?	I didn't leave.  I was just digging around.
okay.  i'll keep digging.	Yes.  You do that.
it doesn't ring a bell.  i have to go.	Okay.  I'll keep digging.
what about jennifer desiderio?	It doesn't ring a bell.  I have to go.
yes... i'm here.  and no.  i don't know the name.	What about Jennifer Desiderio?
just curious.  back to business.  ever heard of a man called nix?  dorothea?	Yes... I'm here.  And no.  I don't know the name.
that's my business. harry.	Just curious.  Back to business.  Ever heard of a man called Nix?  Dorothea?
so why did you marry him?	That's my business. Harry.
you didn't marry him for love.	So why did you marry him?
he... didn't have me..  i told you-	You didn't marry him for love.
why?  because he had you?	He... didn't have me..  I told you-
they were jealous of him.	Why?  Because he had you?
i went up to the magic castle. you were right.  he didn't have a lot of fans up there.	They were jealous of him.
how did it go today?	I went up to the Magic Castle. You were right.  He didn't have a lot of fans up there.
yes.  i think you probably can.  we'd need to talk about your fee.	Forget the fee.  If I find Butterfield, maybe we'll talk about money.  If I don't...  ...my gamble.  Either way... I get to spend some time... here.
i can be very persuasive.	Yes.  I think you probably can.  We'd need to talk about your fee.
they won't tell you anything.	I can be very persuasive.
well... how about some of the other illusionists?	They won't tell you anything.
i don't know where you'd start.	Well... how about some of the other illusionists?
i'm sorry i got into this too late. but if you want me to stick around, maybe dig where the cops don't look...	I don't know where you'd start.
i heard what happened.  it looks like somebody murdered him.	I'm sorry I got into this too late. But if you want me to stick around, maybe dig where the cops don't look...
are they treating you okay?	I heard what happened.  It looks like somebody murdered him.
he's good.	You haven't seen anything yet.
i didn't marry him for love, mr. d'amour.  tonight?	Sure.
do you?	I didn't marry him for love, Mr. D'Amour.  Tonight?
come to the show with me. tonight i want you to see him with an audience.  they love him.	Do you?
when do you want me to start?	Come to the show with me. Tonight I want you to see him with an audience.  They love him.
that's not what i'm asking for. i want somebody who can find out what philip saw in those damn cards. and stop it from happening.	When do you want me to start?
i'm no bodyguard.	That's not what I'm asking for. I want somebody who can find out what Philip saw in those damn cards. And stop it from happening.
harry.	I'm no bodyguard.
harry.	Harry.
will you take the job, mr. d'amour?	Harry.
where do i sign?	Will you take the job, Mr. D'Amour?
no.  you're right.  he could have been something more. maybe a lot more.  but people get lost.  even good people. too much fame.  too much money,	Where do I sign?
sorry.  you asked.	No.  You're right.  He could have been something more. Maybe a lot more.  But people get lost.  Even good people. Too much fame.  Too much money,
he's an illusionist.  it's not exactly brain surgery.	Sorry.  You asked.
you don't believe me.	He's an illusionist.  It's not exactly brain surgery.
we wouldn't be having this conversation if i didn't. swann's one of the most remarkable men alive.	You don't believe me.
but obviously you still care what happens to him.	We wouldn't be having this conversation if I didn't. Swann's one of the most remarkable men alive.
we haven't slept in the same bed for years.	But obviously you still care what happens to him.
does that mean...?	We haven't slept in the same bed for years.
we don't share our lives the way a lot of people do.	Does that mean...?
and you don't ask questions?	We don't share our lives the way a lot of people do.
he's a secretive man.	And you don't ask questions?
why not?	He's a secretive man.
i don't exactly know. philip doesn't like to talk about the past.	Why not?
what's the connection?	I don't exactly know. Philip doesn't like to talk about the past.
i think we make our own futures.	What's the connection?
you don't?	I think we make our own futures.
yes.  they weren't close, but they saw each other once in a while.  i think philip believes all that stuff with the tarot cards.	You don't?
did your husband know quaid?	Yes.  They weren't close, but they saw each other once in a while.  I think Philip believes all that stuff with the tarot cards.
i want you to help me help my husband.  i know he's in some kind of trouble.  and it's something to do with the man you saw murdered.	Did your husband know Quaid?
what about me?	Nix was never interested in you. It was always Swann.
harm to whom?  me?  i don't think, so.  try him again at the hotel.	I left three messages already.
it's better he's gone.  he would have done more harm than good.	Harm to whom?  Me?  I don't think, so.  Try him again at the hotel.
no word from d'amour?	It's better he's gone.  He would have done more harm than good.
crank call.  i'll get the number changed.	No word from D'Amour?
good.  there.  yes?	You saw this?
valentin?	Good.  There.  Yes?
sure.  you want me to find out about quaid?  i mean, the funeral?	No.  I'm not going near him.
i'm putting in a new illusion tonight.  will you be there?	Sure.  You want me to find out about Quaid?  I mean, the funeral?
i just saw him.	I'm putting in a new illusion tonight.  Will you be there?
oh god.	I just saw him.
somebody killed him.	Oh God.
sure.	Somebody killed him.
yeah.  remember quaid?	Sure.
... they believe you.	Yeah.  Remember Quaid?
the usual.  full house. standing ovation.  i tell them it's magic...	... they believe you.
bad show last night?	The usual.  Full house. Standing ovation.  I tell them it's magic...
for now.  are you planning to go back to new york?	No.  Not yet...
are you finished with me?	For now.  Are you planning to go back to New York?
another fucking magician. jesus.	Are you finished with me?
--vanished.	Another fucking magician. Jesus.
and this butterfield guy--	--vanished.
he got up and walked.	After that fall?. He must have broken half his bones.
where the fuck is he?	He got up and walked.
new one on me.  okay.  let's see him.	Where the fuck is he?
i got a file on him two inches thick.  he's a petty fraudster. this is something else.  ever heard of someone called the puritan?	New one on me.  Okay.  Let's see him.
what makes you so sure?	I got a file on him two inches thick.  He's a petty fraudster. This is something else.  Ever heard of someone called the Puritan?
tapert's got nothing to do with this.  he came here to get his palm read.	What makes you so sure?
tapert.  so, now i've got tapert, butterfield.	Tapert's got nothing to do with this.  He came here to get his palm read.
i'm a private detective.  i was hired to follow somebody for a few days.  a guy called tapert. insurance fraud.	Tapert.  So, now I've got Tapert, Butterfield.
what were you doing up there?	I'm a private detective.  I was hired to follow somebody for a few days.  A guy called Tapert. Insurance fraud.
great accent, by the way.  is it brooklyn?	Fuck you.
with what?	Evil.  He was evil.  Come on.
he was a freak.  everything he did was tainted.	With what?
just tell me about swann.  or are you too scared?	He was a freak.  Everything he did was tainted.
i'm not saying another word.  you damn fool.  he's a journalist.	Just tell me about Swann.  Or are you too scared?
i'd like to hear them.	I'm not saying another word.  You damn fool.  He's a journalist.
oh, i've got plenty.	I'd like to hear them.
you tell me.  no?  i thought you'd maybe have a theory.	Oh, I've got plenty.
if he was so good why's he so dead?	You tell me.  No?  I thought you'd maybe have a theory.
i heard he was the best.	If he was so good why's he so dead?
they weren't worth a damn.	I heard he was the best.
what about swann's miracles?	They weren't worth a damn.
i could reproduce any miracle that's ever been performed, with a little preparation.	What about Swann's miracles?
so could you walk on water?	I could reproduce any miracle that's ever been performed, with a little preparation.
no.  i'm saying they were always fake.  the saints, the messiahs, they were just illusionists.	So could you walk on water?
are you saying that sometimes the miracles are real?	No.  I'm saying they were always fake.  The saints, the messiahs, they were just illusionists.
trickery and divinity.	Are you saying that sometimes the miracles are real?
heaven and hell?	Trickery and divinity.
i think we walk a narrow path, between... between...	Heaven and Hell?
you believe that?	I think we walk a narrow path, between... between...
what about?	... Looks like you're going... to lose... one more.
i'm sorry, d'amour...	What about?
shut up.  we've lost enough lives already.	I'm sorry, D'Amour...
don't bother.	Shut up.  We've lost enough lives already.
we've got to get you to a hospital.	Don't bother.
him too.	We've got to get you to a hospital.
shit...	Help me.
d'amour --	Shit...
i want to see swann face to face.	Why don't you leave this alone? Let everybody think it's over?
haven't you seen enough to know that doesn't matter?	I want to see Swann face to face.
nix is dead and buried, for fuck's sake.	Haven't you seen enough to know that doesn't matter?
no.  it was mine.  i didn't want any more bloodshed. that's why we went to all this trouble, so there'd be no one for nix to come after.	Nix is dead and buried, for fuck's sake.
was that swann's idea?	No.  It was mine.  I didn't want any more bloodshed. That's why we went to all this trouble, so there'd be no one for Nix to come after.
i tried to pay you off.	Was that Swann's idea?
and then... because i was getting too close to something --  --or someone, you called swann	I tried to pay you off.
yes.	And then... because I was getting too close to something --  --or someone, you called Swann
you paid off the doctor.  you set up the fake body.  yes?	Yes.
yes.	You paid off the doctor.  You set up the fake body.  Yes?
you rigged the illusion to fail, right?	Yes.
are you satisfied now?	No.
leave her alone --	Shut up!
yeah, i know.	You want more money, is that it?
i can't let you in.	Yeah, I know.
i'm afraid she's not in.	When will she be in?
i want to speak to dorothea.	I'm afraid she's not in.
why people die?  give it up, d'amour.  go home.	No.
i like to know why things happen.	Why people die?  Give it up, D'Amour.  Go home.
what for?  you need to stay busy?	I like to know why things happen.
fuck regrettable!  i want to know why.	What for?  You need to stay busy?
yes.  it's regrettable	Fuck regrettable!  I want to know why.
left alone?  somebody's been murdered.	Yes.  It's regrettable
she doesn't want to see you. she's had enough pain.  enough churning over the past.  she wants it all left alone.	Left alone?  Somebody's been murdered.
you didn't hire me.  she did. if she wants me off the job, i want to hear it from her.	She doesn't want to see you. She's had enough pain.  Enough churning over the past.  She wants it all left alone.
a ticket home,	You didn't hire me.  She did. If she wants me off the job, I want to hear it from her.
what for?	A ticket home,
you're a detective, with no clues. where else are you going to look? i'm going to keep this brief.  here's thirty thousand dollars.	What for?
why'd you come here?	You're a detective, with no clues. Where else are you going to look? I'm going to keep this brief.  Here's thirty thousand dollars.
looking for you.  i tried the hotel.	Why'd you come here?
what the fuck are you doing here?	Looking for you.  I tried the hotel.
who is she?	Swann's wife.
are you sure?	Are you a believer, then?
i don't think the dead much care.	Are you sure?
it's not a bad place.  warm. great view.	I don't think the dead much care.
probably.	It's not a bad place.  Warm. Great view.
any movie stars buried here?	Probably.
illusions are trickery. magicians do it for real.	Any movie stars buried here?
what's the difference?	Illusions are trickery. Magicians do it for real.
never call him that.  he's strictly an illusionist.	What's the difference?
when i can afford to lose. swann's quite a magician.	Never call him that.  He's strictly an illusionist.
are you a gambling man?	When I can afford to lose. Swann's quite a magician.
i saw him in vegas once.	Are you a gambling man?
you know of him?	I saw him in Vegas once.
philip swann?	You know of him?
you could almost pass for a detective, d'amour.  i work for the best illusionist in the world.	Philip Swann?
havanas.  you're not the smoker.  so who is?	You could almost pass for a detective, D'Amour.  I work for the best illusionist in the world.
somebody's been smoking in here for months.	Havanas.  You're not the smoker.  So who is?
maybe i just bought it.	Somebody's been smoking in here for months.
nah.  you're driving it too carefully.	Maybe I just bought it.
mine.	Nah.  You're driving it too carefully.
whose is the car?	Mine.
i'm going back to new york in--  shit!  i'm outta here.	Have you got a job that'll pay you five thousand a day?
i'm here to offer you a job.	I'm going back to New York in--  Shit!  I'm outta here.
then what do you want?	I'm here to offer you a job.
we've never met.	Then what do you want?
whatever i said, i didn't mean it, okay?  i get a few drinks inside me --	We've never met.
i need to speak to you, mr. d'amour.  about last night.	Whatever I said, I didn't mean it, okay?  I get a few drinks inside me --
what are you, my mother?	I need to speak to you, Mr. D'Amour.  About last night.
it's one in the afternoon.	What are you, my mother?
go away.	It's one in the afternoon.
mr. d'amour?	Go away.
shit.	Mr. D'Amour?
oh yes.  we have to agree what's real and what's not. that's what holds us together.	And what does Jennifer think's real?
does anybody?	Oh yes.  We have to agree what's real and what's not. That's what holds us together.
she has no real grip on reality.	Does anybody?
what's her problem?	She has no real grip on reality.
jennifer's been with us four years. she was coming on nicely. but just the last month or so, she's worse than ever.	What's her problem?
i won't say anything.	Jennifer's been with us four years. She was coming on nicely. But just the last month or so, she's worse than ever.
right.  and he's dead, isn't he?  i saw it on the news. jennifer doesn't know.  and frankly, this isn't the best tine for her to be told.	I won't say anything.
a mister quaid?	Right.  And he's dead, isn't he?  I saw it on the news. Jennifer doesn't know.  And frankly, this isn't the best tine for her to be told.
jennifer's only ever had one visitor.	A Mister Quaid?
yes...	Who is he?
the puritan?	Yes...
i'm not afraid to die.  there's something terrible... coming home...	The Puritan?
hold on.	I'm not afraid to die.  There's something terrible... coming home...
you can't change it.  you have to walk...  ...walk the line between heaven and hell.  it's your destiny.  accept it.	Hold on.
not much.	You can't change it.  You have to walk...  ...walk the line between Heaven and Hell.  It's your destiny.  Accept it.
you're drawn to the dark side, over and over.  and it's drawn to you.  you don't like that.	Not much.
yeah.  you could say that.	You're drawn to the dark side, over and over.  And it's drawn to you.  You don't like that.
you've taken some strange journeys in your life.	Yeah.  You could say that.
what?	You've taken some strange journeys in your life.
my god.	What?
you need an ambulance.	Too late.  Why are you here? Did you cone... up here for a reading?
have you been in?	No.  There's only three keys. Vinovich has got one, of course.  He's a little crazy, by the way. And he's a mean drunk. Otherwise, he's a real charmer.
that's what they call the repository.  every magic secret known to man's locked up in that room.	Have you been in?
it's not a business. harry. it's a vocation.	That's what they call the Repository.  Every magic secret known to man's locked up in that room.
are they all in the business?	It's not a business. Harry. It's a vocation.
you don't get in without one. it's like a gentlemen's club for illusionists.  except most of us aren't gentlemen.	Are they all in the business?
i only wear ties for funerals.	You don't get in without one. It's like a gentlemen's club for illusionists.  Except most of us aren't gentlemen.
for an introduction.	Well... nobody.
for what?	For an introduction.
people are pretty cagey.  who do you know?	For what?
i'd love to... you know... hang with some of you guys.	People are pretty cagey.  Who do you know?
he knew swann way back.  he says there were a lot of drugs, a lot of crazy shit.	I'd love to... you know... hang with some of you guys.
sure.  vivovich.	He knew Swann way back.  He says there were a lot of drugs, a lot of crazy shit.
you know vinovich?	Sure.  Vivovich.
you don't know the half of it. i'm walter wilder, by the way.	Not the Walter Wilder?
was he taking a lot of risks?	You don't know the half of it. I'm Walter Wilder, by the way.
what a tragedy.  it was just a matter of time, of course, but it's not good for the business.	Was he taking a lot of risks?
i'm in from new york.  i came to see swann.	What a tragedy.  It was just a matter of time, of course, but it's not good for the business.
i know all the kids coming up. got to stay ahead of the game. but i don't know you.	I'm in from New York.  I came to see Swann.
harry d'amour.	I know all the kids coming up. Got to stay ahead of the game. But I don't know you.
at birth.  i don't know you --	Harry D'Amour.
that.	At birth.  I don't know you --
what?	That.
where'd you learn that?	What?
i don't know.	Try.
can you do it?	I don't know.
yes?	Can you do it?
he did something with the ground.	Yes?
you didn't try hard enough.	I can't... I can't go any further...
this is where we killed him.	You didn't try hard enough.
at a guess... they just resurrected him.	Fuck.
jesus... what the hell's going on in there?	At a guess... they just resurrected him.
that's where we're all going.	In my time, and nobody else's.
you don't get it, do you? we're shit. d'amour.	That's where we're all going.
nobody's better off this wav!	You don't get it, do you? We're shit. D'Amour.
he's better off this way.	Nobody's better off this wav!
... no...	He's better off this way.
they got here before us.	Looks that way.
yes.	Jesus!
who else did?  did valentin?	Yes.
no.	Who else did?  Did Valentin?
did she know where nix was buried?	No.
and you believed him?	I saw it with my own fucking eyes! See, that's his best trick.  No illusions.  Just the truth.  Are you ready for that?
no.  at the end... when we had him cornered, he got into my head. he showed me what we really look like, when the veneer's gone.  jelly. shit...	And you believed him?
is that all?	No.  At the end... when we had him cornered, he got into my head. He showed me what we really look like, when the veneer's gone.  Jelly. Shit...
he had something.  he showed me how to bend the rules.  a little levitation.  a few fireworks.	Is that all?
and he didn't have them?	He had something.  He showed me how to bend the rules.  A little levitation.  A few fireworks.
oh, i was going to discover the secret of the universe.  that's why i liked nix.  he promised me all these explanations.	And he didn't have them?
and you're not?	Oh, I was going to discover the secret of the universe.  That's why I liked Nix.  He promised me all these explanations.
i distract them from their banality for a few minutes. it's like a public service.  it doesn't mean much in the end. they're all going to die.	And you're not?
is that all?	I distract them from their banality for a few minutes. It's like a public service.  It doesn't mean much in the end. They're all going to die.
i can do a lot of shit, d'amour. but you know that.  so i like playing games with people.  gives them something to wonder about...	Is that all?
didn't know you read minds.	I can do a lot of shit, D'Amour. But you know that.  So I like playing games with people.  Gives them something to wonder about...
you think i'm an asshole.	Didn't know you read minds.
oh jeez.	Will that do?  No?
i don't know what else to do.	Help me.
and she shot him i  i think that'd piss me off if i were nix.	I don't know what else to do.
it's me betrayed him.	And she shot him I  I think that'd piss me off if I were Nix.
so nix won't come looking for her?	It's me betrayed him.
now that i'm dead, the spotlight's off her.	So Nix won't come looking for her?
oh yeah?	Now that I'm dead, the spotlight's off her.
i did it for dorothea.	Oh yeah?
maybe he doesn't see it that way. maybe he's digging his way out of the hole you put him right now.  that's what you're hiding away from, isn't it?	I did it for Dorothea.
he deserved it.	Maybe he doesn't see it that way. Maybe he's digging his way out of the hole you put him right now.  That's what you're hiding away from, isn't it?
or murdered, like nix.	He deserved it.
illusionists get. las vegas contracts, d'amour.  magicians get burned.	Or murdered, like Nix.
you know, it's such a fucking waste.  you can do shit most of us can only dream about, and you go around pretending it's some trick.	Illusionists get. Las Vegas contracts, D'Amour.  Magicians get burned.
i don't think so.  you need me alive.	Why?  So you can fuck my wife?
now i'm going to have to kill you.	I don't think so.  You need me alive.
how the fuck do you do that?	Now I'm going to have to kill you.
you shouldn't have followed me, d'amour.	How the fuck do you do that?
look, ma, no wires.	You shouldn't have followed me, D'Amour.
they'll never find out.	Look, Ma, no wires.
a lot of people are going to be really pissed off when they discover you're still alive.	They'll never find out.
what?	Who is she?
one question.	What?
a couple of weeks.	One question.
yeah.  but not as cheap.  call me.	A couple of weeks.
there's other guys as good as me, loomis.	Yeah.  But not as cheap.  Call me.
call me tomorrow.	There's other guys as good as me, Loomis.
i got to go.  i'm late.	Call me tomorrow.
you never took a fucking vacation in your life, harry. what's going on?	I got to go.  I'm late.
no.  i'm taking a couple of weeks' vacation.	You never took a fucking vacation in your life, Harry. What's going on?
the case is closed. harry. tapert's given us a full confession.  get your ass back to mew york.	No.  I'm taking a couple of weeks' vacation.
and he's dead?	No.  He's coming back.  He's digging his way out!
yes! yes!	And he's dead?
is he the puritan?	Yes! Yes!
nix! nix!	Is he the Puritan?
who's not?	Nix! Nix!
he's not!  he's not!	Who's not?
i don't want to think about it. if i think about it he'll hear me. he'll find me.	Swann?
what is?	I don't want to think about it. If I think about it he'll hear me. He'll find me.
he said he knew how to protect us. but he didn't know anything.  he made us think it was over and done with.	What is?
why's that?	He said he knew how to protect us. But he didn't know anything.  He made us think it was over and done with.
i knew swann.  he's a fucking liar.	Why's that?
what about philip swann?	I knew Swann.  He's a fucking liar.
maybe... i... don't...	What about Philip Swann?
well, you didn't forget me.  i just came because i wanted to know if you knew a man called butterfield.	Maybe... I... don't...
only i forget.  they give me pills, you know, to keep me... even... and... i forget things,	Well, you didn't forget me.  I just came because I wanted to know if you knew a man called Butterfield.
no.	Only I forget.  They give me pills, you know, to keep me... even... and... I forget things,
have we met before?	No.
no!	Liar!
wait... you still feel something for that bitch?	No!
yes.	Wait... you still feel something for that bitch?
but until then... it's you and me... the way it always was.	Yes.
yes.	But until then... it's you and me... the way it always was.
you know i'll kill you when we're done.  i have to.	Yes.
not true.	The woman has a new love in her life.  Your friends are dead. Nobody's left to save you, but me
because you've got nothing else to live for.	Not true.
why would i want to?	Because you've got nothing else to live for.
you could still help me do that.	Why would I want to?
i should have been honest with you, right from the start.  i wasn't born to show people the error of their ways.  i was born to murder the world.	You could still help me do that.
and?	I should have been honest with you, right from the start.  I wasn't born to show people the error of their ways.  I was born to murder the world.
swann?  what are you doing?	Binding you.
don't touch me.  he's got... got into my head.	You want to be like that, Swann? Mud and shit?
you don't think i've got it to give?	No!
fuck you.	You don't think I've got it to give?
i've got so much power to give you, swann.  all you have to do is...beg.	Fuck you.
you'll do it?	Yeah, I'll stay.
ok.	You'll do it?
so, we got you on an earlier flight, but i really think you should think about staying for that talk show.	Ok.
oh, hi, elaine.	So, we got you on an earlier flight, but I really think you should think about staying for that talk show.
bob, it's me.	Oh, hi, Elaine.
hello?	Bob, it's me.
ok, you're scheduled to leave saturday, but we'll hold a seat thursday in case, but first class is full, you're waitlisted for an upgrade... there might be a seat on lufthansa...	Oh, great. I'll talk to you later, bye.
just get me out of here as soon as you can.	Ok, you're scheduled to leave Saturday, but we'll hold a seat Thursday in case, but first class is full, you're waitlisted for an upgrade... there might be a seat on Lufthansa...
these people are paying you a lot, do you think you could consider it?	Just get me out of here as soon as you can.
yeah, they told me.	These people are paying you a lot, do you think you could consider it?
we're looking into it bob, but they really want you to stay to do that talk show friday, apparently it's a really big deal, he's the johnny carson of japan.	Yeah, they told me.
can you get me on a flight thursday night?	We're looking into it Bob, but they really want you to stay to do that talk show Friday, apparently it's a really big deal, he's the Johnny Carson of Japan.
why are you crying?	I'll miss you.
thanks.	Ok, bye.
well... have a good flight.	Thanks.
yes.	Well... have a good flight.
you're leaving right now?	Yes.
just saying good-bye to everyone before you leave?	Yes, no.
uh, yeah... i'll bring it down.	That'd be great.
i'm just leaving.... do you have my jacket?	Uh, yeah... I'll bring it down.
hi, bob.	I'm just leaving.... do you have my jacket?
charlotte?	Hi, Bob.
why can't it last?	I don't know, it just doesn't, reality changes things....we can't stay here forever, unless maybe we started a Jazz band.
i know. but, it doesn't last, you have to go back sometime.	Why can't it last?
i don't want to go back tomorrow.	I know. But, it doesn't last, you have to go back sometime.
that's what you said the other night.	Well, I mean it more now.
i'm going to miss you.	That's what you said the other night.
tomorrow.	I'm going to miss you.
when are you leaving?	Tomorrow.
that lunch was the worst, huh.	When are you leaving?
i'm sorry.	That lunch was the worst, huh.
so, where'd you go today.	Around.
a coke.	So, where'd you go today.
what do you want to drink?	A coke.
well, i guess she's more around your age...  you guys could talk about things in common, like growing up in the fifties.	You're a brat, wasn't there anyone else around to lavish you with attention?
you can't get sushi anywhere in japan after 2 o'clock. did you know that?	No, we'll find something around here.
oh, i guess you're busy, huh.	I don't want to be.
yes, but no, i can't right now.	Oh, I guess you're busy, huh.
i'm going to daikanyama, do you want to come walk around?	Yes, but no, I can't right now.
do you know where we are?	No.
yeah.	Do you know where we are?
do you ever see him?	Yeah.
working.	Do you ever see him?
where's your husband?	Working.
you think so?	Yeah, look at that thing.
we should get you to the doctor.	You think so?
it's bad isn't it?	We should get you to the doctor.
what happened to your toe?	I don't know, I think maybe I broke it? I knocked into something the other day...
fuck off.	What happened to your toe?
nice one.	Fuck off.
oh, she'll love it.	Nice one.
four.	Oh, she'll love it.
how old is she?	Four.
it's for my daughter.	How old is she?
you made it.	They really have to work on that street name thing.
why do you have to be with your opposite, why cant similar people be together?	Because that would be too easy.
i know, but that's what you like about me.	Why do you have to be with your opposite, why cant similar people be together?
you are.	I know, but that's what you like about me.
john thinks i'm so snotty.	You are.
i know.	John thinks I'm so snotty.
in d.c., my dad was the ambassador to france in the eighties, so we went to school in paris for a few years... but we mostly lived in d.c., and they were never around... and then i moved to los angeles when john and i got married... it's so different there.	I know.
where'd you grow up?	In D.C., my dad was the Ambassador to France in the eighties, so we went to school in Paris for a few years... but we mostly lived in D.C., and they were never around... and then I moved to Los Angeles when John and I got married... it's so different there.
that's nice. my parents were always traveling, they weren't around so much.	Where'd you grow up?
but, it's great being with them, after they can talk, and can do things with you.	That's nice. My parents were always traveling, they weren't around so much.
no one ever tells you that...	But, it's great being with them, after they can talk, and can do things with you.
when they're born its like vietnam. it's terrifying.	No one ever tells you that...
that's too scary.	When they're born its like Vietnam. It's terrifying.
we used to have fun, she used to like to go to places with me for my movies and we would laugh at all the weirdos, but now she's tired of it all. she never wants to leave the kids, she doesn't need me, and they don't need me, i feel like i'm in the way. it gets complicated when you have kids... that changes everything.	That's too scary.
oh.	We used to have fun, she used to like to go to places with me for my movies and we would laugh at all the weirdos, but now she's tired of it all. She never wants to leave the kids, she doesn't need me, and they don't need me, I feel like I'm in the way. It gets complicated when you have kids... that changes everything.
we established that we have no communication.	Oh.
did that help? did you learn anything?	We established that we have no communication.
it's hard. we started going to a marriage counselor.	Did that help? Did you learn anything?
and marriage, does that get easier?	It's hard. We started going to a marriage counselor.
that's ok.	And marriage, does that get easier?
but, i'm mean.	That's ok.
you'll figure it out. i'm not worried about you. keep writing.	But, I'm mean.
i just don't know what i'm supposed to be. i thought maybe i wanted to be a writer... but i hate what i write, and i tried taking pictures, but john's so good at that, and mine are so mediocre... and every girl goes through a photography phase, like horses, you know dumb pictures of your feet...	You'll figure it out. I'm not worried about you. Keep writing.
thanks. it does, the more you know who you are... you don't care about things the same way...	I just don't know what I'm supposed to be. I thought maybe I wanted to be a writer... but I hate what I write, and I tried taking pictures, but John's so good at that, and mine are so mediocre... and every girl goes through a photography phase, like horses, you know dumb pictures of your feet...
yeah? but look at you.	Thanks. It does, the more you know who you are... you don't care about things the same way...
no, yes, it does...	Yeah? But look at you.
i'm stuck. does it get easier.	No, yes, it does...
i know.	I'm stuck. Does it get easier.
you're possessive.	I know.
oh.	You're possessive.
no, for a candlelight dinner, yes, for her show.	Oh.
oh, for her show?	No, for a candlelight dinner, yes, for her show.
i got a fax today from your friend hiromix.	Oh, for her show?
oh.  well... they were dancing on the couch with that weird english guy who kept talking about hanging out with the sex pistols on kings road...	I got a fax today from your friend Hiromix.
no, i was looking at you.	Oh.  Well... they were dancing on the couch with that weird English guy who kept talking about hanging out with the Sex Pistols on Kings Road...
did you see hiromix last night dancing with bambi?	No, I was looking at you.
ok, whatever you want.	Did you see Hiromix last night dancing with Bambi?
let's never come here again, because it would never be as much fun.	Ok, whatever you want.
i don't know. my fax said "have a good fright".	Let's never come here again, because it would never be as much fun.
why do they switch the r's and l's here?	I don't know. My fax said "have a good fright".
i know, i kind of blend in here.	Why do they switch the r's and l's here?
i don't remember.	I know, I kind of blend in here.
no, you smiled.	I don't remember.
did i scowl at you?	No, you smiled.
yeah, you don't remember?	Did I scowl at you?
really?	Yeah, you don't remember?
but the first time i saw you was in the elevator.	Really?
do you remember when we met at the bar? ...you were wearing a tuxedo.	But the first time I saw you was in the elevator.
i don't know.	Do you remember when we met at the bar? ...You were wearing a tuxedo.
how'd a japanese guy get a name like hans?	I don't know.
no, its easy.	How'd a Japanese guy get a name like Hans?
i think he kind of liked me...is that so hard to imagine?	No, its easy.
hans was very attentive to you.	I think he kind of liked me...Is that so hard to imagine?
i see them every morning.	Hans was very attentive to you.
hey look, it's sausalito.	I see them every morning.
ok, see you downstairs.	Hey look, it's Sausalito.
yeah, i'm going to take a shower and i'll meet you downstairs.	OK, see you downstairs.
do you want to have some breakfast?	Yeah, I'm going to take a shower and I'll meet you downstairs.
of course.	Do you want to have some breakfast?
thanks for getting me back in one piece.	Of course.
charlotte, who?	Thanks for getting me back in one piece.
it's charlotte.	Charlotte, who?
hello?	It's Charlotte.
i don't want to go home.	I know. I don't either.
i could cut the ones that are left for you.	Ok.
what do you feel like singing, bob?	No way.
charlie, this is bob. bob  charlie brown.	Hi, Charlie.
a soul's search: finding your true calling - are you reading this?	No.
i know, it's stupid.	A Soul's Search: Finding Your True Calling - are you reading this?
you really are having a mid-life crisis.	I know, it's stupid.
ok.	See you later.
oh, good. do you want to go to a party tonight with me and some friends who live here?	Ok.
i'm here for the week.	Oh, good. Do you want to go to a party tonight with me and some friends who live here?
not really. how long are you here for?	I'm here for the week.
no, how about you?	Not really. How long are you here for?
yeah. did you get some sleep?	No, how about you?
hi. did you have a nice swim?	Yeah. Did you get some sleep?
oh, hi.	Hi. Did you have a nice swim?
hi again, how's it going?	Who do I have to fuck to get off this planet?
thanks. i'm sure your mid-life crisis will work out,too.	Thanks.
it takes a while to figure it out. i'm sure you will, though.	Thanks. I'm sure your mid-life crisis will work out,too.
i don't know, but i can think about it, a lot.	It takes a while to figure it out. I'm sure you will, though.
oh, what do you do with that?	I don't know, but I can think about it, a lot.
philosophy.	Oh, what do you do with that?
what did you study?	Philosophy.
i'm not sure, yet... i graduated last spring.	What did you study?
what do you do?	I'm not sure, yet... I graduated last spring.
oh.	What do you do?
yes... i don't know, i don't know her anymore. i don't know if you can be in love with one person the whole time. i was... actually i was in love with her sister first, when i was twenty-one. and one day her sister said to me she wanted to move to paris, so i said okay, and she said no, she wanted to move to paris with francois,   and she's still married to him. and i moved in with lydia... but i always really liked lydia.	Oh.
25 years... that's a long time... are you still in love with your wife?	Yes... I don't know, I don't know her anymore. I don't know if you can be in love with one person the whole time. I was... actually I was in love with her sister first, when I was twenty-one. And one day her sister said to me she wanted to move to Paris, so I said okay, and she said no, she wanted to move to Paris with Francois,   and she's still married to him. And I moved in with Lydia... but I always really liked Lydia.
i'm thinking about it.	25 years... that's a long time... Are you still in love with your wife?
you're probably just having a mid- life crisis. did you buy a porche?	I'm thinking about it.
try twenty-five.	You're probably just having a mid- life crisis. Did you buy a Porche?
two years.	Try twenty-five.
how long have you been married?	Two years.
my husband's here for work-he's a photographer- and i just came along...i'm not really doing anything right now, and we have some friends who live here.	How long have you been married?
what about you? why are you here?	My husband's here for work-he's a photographer- and I just came along...I'm not really doing anything right now, and we have some friends who live here.
what are you doing here?	My wife needs space, I don't know my kids ' birthdays.  Everyone wants Tiger Woods, but they could get me, so I'm here doing a whiskey commercial.
yes?	Take them.
my stockings.	Yes?
mr. kazuzo send premium fantasy.	My stockings.
i don't think so.	Mr. Kazuzo send Premium Fantasy.
do you like massage?	I don't think so.
yes?	Do you like massage?
mr. harris?	Yes?
can i enter?	Mr. Harris?
oh?	Can I enter?
mr. kazuzo sent me.	Oh?
yes?	Mr. Kazuzo sent me.
mr. harris?	Yes?
ok, well, travel safely. see you soon.	Bye.
ok.	Ok, well, travel safely. See you soon.
her ballet recital is saturday, don't forget.	Ok.
tomorrow.	Her ballet recital is Saturday, don't forget.
when are you coming home?	Tomorrow.
that's ok.	When are you coming home?
i guess she's busy.	That's ok.
zoe, come say hello to your father...	I guess she's busy.
yeah.	Zoe, come say hello to your father...
do you want to talk to  zoe?	Yeah.
what?	Do you want to talk to  Zoe?
do you want to-	What?
it's ok.	Do you want to-
fine. is it going ok?	It's ok.
i couldn't hear you. how are you?	Fine. Is it going ok?
it's lydia, your wife.	I couldn't hear you. How are you?
hello?	It's Lydia, your wife.
hello, bob, it's me.	Hello?
hello?	Hello, Bob, it's me.
i have to go, adam's tormenting zoe, i'll talk to you later. are you going to be ok?	Yeah, I'll be fine. Bye.
oh, come on.	I have to go, Adam's tormenting Zoe, I'll talk to you later. Are you going to be Ok?
why don't you just stay there, and you can have it everyday.	Oh, come on.
like japanese food.	Why don't you just stay there, and you can have it everyday.
fine.	Like Japanese food.
not all that pasta.	Fine.
alright?	Not all that pasta.
you know, eat healthier.	Alright?
what?	You know, eat healthier.
i don't know... i want to be more healthy. i want to eat better.	What?
is there anything i can do?	I don't know... I want to be more healthy. I want to eat better.
i don't know.	Is there anything I can do?
what are you talking about?	I don't know.
that's not what i'm talking about.	What are you talking about?
it's just carpet.	That's not what I'm talking about.
ok, whatever you think... i'm lost.	It's just carpet.
it's really hard to reach you... did you get the carpet samples? i like the burgundy.	Ok, whatever you think... I'm lost.
uh, no.	It's really hard to reach you... Did you get the carpet samples? I like the burgundy.
is this a bad time?	Uh, no.
hi, lydia.	Is this a bad time?
bob?	Hi, Lydia.
hello?	Bob?
i love you, too, good-night, or good- morning .	Good-night.
ok, well... i love you.	I love you, too, good-night, or good- morning .
it's four in the morning... i'm going to go to sleep.	Ok, well... I love you.
well, that's good, i have to get the kids off for school.  can i call you in a little while?	It's four in the morning... I'm going to go to sleep.
yeah, its really different here.	Well, that's good, I have to get the kids off for school.  Can I call you in a little while?
he was this fashion guy, and there were all these japanese fashion people- it's a whole other world, and i was talking to these japanese surfers... he was playing all this great music- i have to find out what it was...	That sounds great  can you hold on...  What Zoe?
oh, yeah? i wish i had seen it.	He was this fashion guy, and there were all these Japanese fashion people- it's a whole other world, and I was talking to these Japanese surfers... He was playing all this great music- I have to find out what it was...
lydia, i went to this great house tonight, this guy designed and built, you would have loved it.	Oh, yeah? I wish I had seen it.
hello, darling.	Lydia, I went to this great house tonight, this guy designed and built, you would have loved it.
lydia?	Hello, darling.
hello, can i have room 5601.	One moment.
hello? yes?	Hello, can I have room 5601.
hospital?	One moment, please.
excuse me?	Hospital?
how do you say "hospital" in japanese?	Excuse me?
great.	Thank you, Mr. Harris.
do you want i send it to your room?	Great.
ok.	Do you want I send it to your room?
mr. harris, we have fax for you!	Ok.
hello?	Mr. Harris, we have fax for you!
i miss you.	It'll just be a few days.
yeah, i know you have to work the whole time, i'll probably have more fun here. i'll call charlie and those guys.	Ok, definitely call them, I'll be back Friday. I love you.
are you sure you have to go?	Yeah, I know you have to work the whole time, I'll probably have more fun here. I'll call Charlie and those guys.
are you sure you want to stay?	Are you sure you have to go?
i gotta go... and i don't really like champagne.	Are you sure you want to stay?
mmm, i love cristal, let's have some.	I gotta go... and I don't really like champagne.
oh, the record company sent these...	Mmm, I love Cristal, let's have some.
it's ok if you are.	Oh, the record company sent these...
i'm not. it's just corny, but i'm not into it.	It's ok if you are.
you don't have to be embarrassed.	I'm not. It's just corny, but I'm not into it.
oh... that's nothing, someone gave it to me.	You don't have to be embarrassed.
a soul's search: finding your true character and calling? is this yours?	Oh... that's nothing, someone gave it to me.
ok, i will... later.	A Soul's Search: Finding Your True Character and calling? Is this yours?
its bad for you.	Ok, I will... later.
but i like to... and i don't smoke that much.	Its bad for you.
will you please stop smoking?	But I like to... and I don't smoke that much.
i don't know.	Will you please stop smoking?
do you think it's done?	I don't know.
yeah, i think you're probably right... because when you try to...	Do you think it's done?
yeah.	Yeah, I think you're probably right... because when you try to...
see you later.	Bye.
hair stuff?	I gotta go to work.
i got some hair stuff.	Hair stuff?
like popcorn?	I got some hair stuff.
what?	Like popcorn?
you smell weird.	What?
that's ok, you'll figure it out.	You smell weird.
i don't know what to do.	That's ok, you'll figure it out.
that's ok.	I don't know what to do.
i went to a temple today and i didn't feel anything.	That's ok.
no, what are you talking about.	I went to a temple today and I didn't feel anything.
sure.	Ok.
you wanna come?	Sure.
ok. maybe i'll walk down with you.	You wanna come?
i gotta go meet kelly for a drink downstairs. she wants to talk about some photo thing.	Ok. Maybe I'll walk down with you.
good...i'm tired.	I gotta go meet Kelly for a drink downstairs. She wants to talk about some photo thing.
how'd it go today?	Good...I'm tired.
i'm not, but do you have to point out how stupid everyone is.	No, I thought it was funny. Forget it.
why do you have to defend her?	I'm not, but do you have to point out how stupid everyone is.
its just a pseudonym, it doesn't matter.	Why do you have to defend her?
what?	Evelyn Waugh was a man.
evelyn waugh?	What?
ok, have fun there, you're so lucky you don't have any kids yet and you can go off to japan... call me when you get back.	Ok, bye.
oh, it's nothing... i better go, i'll talk to you later.	Ok, have fun there, you're so lucky you don't have any kids yet and you can go off to Japan... call me when you get back.
oh, wait, can you hold on one sec?	Sure.
it's cool... but,i don't know... i went to a shrine today and all these little monk's were chanting... and, i didn't feel anything... i even tried ikebana, ...   and john's using hair products... i don't know who i.	Oh, wait, can you hold on one sec?
charlotte?! how's tokyo?	It's cool... but,I don't know... I went to a shrine today and all these little monk's were chanting... and, I didn't feel anything... I even tried ikebana, ...   and John's using hair products... I don't know who I.
lauren?	Charlotte?! How's Tokyo?
oh no...	...Well, I have the worst  headache, I have to go find some aspirin. But, call me, let's have a drink, I'm under Evelyn Waugh.
sorry if i have the worst b.o., i've been sweating in this little room with t.v. lights for hours...	Oh no...
uh..thanks.	Sorry if I have the worst B.O., I've been sweating in this little room with T.V. lights for hours...
have you met charlotte? my wife.	No!  Hi! So great to meet you!
it's amazing  there!	Have you met Charlotte? My wife.
we're here for the week. i'm shooting in osaka for a few days.	It's amazing  there!
...doing like twenty million interviews a day... it's soo good to see you. how long are you here for?	We're here for the week. I'm shooting in Osaka for a few days.
promoting that action movie i did...	...doing like twenty million interviews a day... It's soo good to see you. How long are you here for?
i'm just here shooting this band, what about you?	Promoting that action movie I did...
john! what are you doing here?	I'm just here shooting this band, what about you?
you really had me going, claire.  i was finally ready to propose to you.	We're still going to be together.
listen to me, i love you, peter, i'm trying to protect you!	You really had me going, Claire.  I was finally ready to propose to you.
so you're going to kill her?  put the gun down claire.	Listen to me, I love you, Peter, I'm trying to protect you!
she's been stalking you, peter.	So you're going to kill her?  Put the gun down Claire.
i found the pentacle.	She's been stalking you, Peter.
honey, you're exhausted.  do you want to lie down for a little while?	I found the pentacle.
must be a spare set.	I thought the spare set was in the kitchen drawer.
i found them in your file box.	Must be a spare set.
i don't know.  what are they?	I found them in your file box.
what're these?	I don't know.  What are they?
claire...	This is the person...you were talking about?
there you are!  my god, darling, i've been so worried.  are you alright?	Claire...
you need to believe in something besides yourself.	I believe in you.
i'm just temporarily off my game.	You need to believe in something besides yourself.
well, it shattered your faith in everything.	I'm just temporarily off my game.
it's with me all the time, claire, i just don't like to talk about it.	Well, it shattered your faith in everything.
like you need to admit that losing your parents when you were twelve was traumatic.	It's with me all the time, Claire, I just don't like to talk about it.
yeah, like...	Like you need to admit that losing your parents when you were twelve was traumatic.
no, of course not, but i think now that this has happened, a lot of things can start to come out...	Yeah, like...
you're glad somebody tried to kill me?	No, of course not, but I think now that this has happened, a lot of things can start to come out...
i don't know.  in a way, i'm glad it all happened.	You're glad somebody tried to kill me?
i'm gonna have to get a restraining order.  what a nightmare.	I don't know.  In a way, I'm glad it all happened.
i can't believe will killed him.	Thank God he did.
i'm still shaking.	I can't believe Will killed him.
yeah, i appreciate it.  thanks, josef.	When did they find her?
what?  that's horrible!	What happened?
i spaced out.	Well, it's a nice surprise.  Should I hit the "stop" button?
forgot my car keys.  what are you doing on the fourth floor?	I spaced out.
hey, what are you doing here in the middle of the day?	Forgot my car keys.  What are you doing on the fourth floor?
oh, peter, you're going to pursue this.	No.  Of course not.  Mmmm.  Anago.  My favorite.
now that you're on tv, you're a magnet for all the wackos out there.	Oh, Peter, you're going to pursue this.
says she can get me in to see this killer.	Now that you're on TV, you're a magnet for all the wackos out there.
did she waltz in or fly on little bat wings?	Says she can get me in to see this killer.
sorry.  it's just...a strange woman waltzes into my office today.  tells me she murdered her parents and can prove satan exists.	Did she waltz in or fly on little bat wings?
peter, where are you?	Sorry.  It's just...a strange woman waltzes into my office today.  Tells me she murdered her parents and can prove Satan exists.
you know, there was a guy on the radio today trying to explain why we're losing daylight.  quarks and dark matter, things like that.  even how daylight savings has caught up with us over the last hundred years and our universal watch is just fast, you know?	Peter, where are you?
hmmm.	You know, there was a guy on the radio today trying to explain why we're losing daylight.  Quarks and dark matter, things like that.  Even how daylight savings has caught up with us over the last hundred years and our universal watch is just fast, you know?
i can't believe it's already starting to get dark so early.	Hmmm.
sushi.	I can't believe it's already starting to get dark so early.
uh...sure...i...what?	Sushi.
i must really be slacking off.  hungry?	Uh...sure...I...what?
weird.  the book again.  sex spelled backwards...	I must really be slacking off.  Hungry?
bad?	Weird.  The book again.  Sex spelled backwards...
shi... sorry, honey.  i was having the weirdest dream.	Bad?
you never said anything to me...	It's probably trivial.
it's great of you to let william and susan stay at the house until he gets on his feet.	It's Susan's cooking, Claire.  That's why Uncle James lets them stay.
how'd your interview go?  i'm sure you charmed the hell out of sally.	She's a talk show host.  They can't be charmed.  By definition.
do you think they have a room here?	How'd your interview go?  I'm sure you charmed the hell out of Sally.
i missed you.	Do you think they have a room here?
what time did you make it for?	Eight.  That okay?
you know, i made a reservation at marco's for peter's birthday dinner, but maybe you should cater it.	What time did you make it for?
...you wearing a watch, father?	Yes.  It's exactly...
well, if peter here would hop off his laurels long enough to marry you...	...you wearing a watch, Father?
frustrating.  form over content. everything's so retro.	Well, if Peter here would hop off his laurels long enough to marry you...
nonsense, it's all of our home.  so how's work treating you?	Frustrating.  Form over content. Everything's so retro.
what a...jerk!	Peter, are you okay?
tell the jury how many people work in that office with you and mr. viznick.	Just me.
he asked to go home early.  he said he was bothered by all the people who kept telling him what to do.	Tell the jury how many people work in that office with you and Mr. Viznick.
on the day of the murders  what did the defendant request?	He asked to go home early.  He said he was bothered by all the people who kept telling him what to do.
seemed...on edge.	On the day of the murders  what did the defendant request?
and on the day of the murders, his state of mind?	Seemed...on edge.
quiet.  real quiet...	And on the day of the murders, his state of mind?
and how would you describe him?	Quiet.  Real quiet...
yes.	And how would you describe him?
i can take care of myself.	I'm gonna go make a stink.  Sit tight. I'll make sure you get a change of clothes.
you have to tell me who did it.	I can take care of myself.
not the guards.  some of the prisoners are easily disturbed.	You have to tell me who did it.
sure it is.  if the guards did this, we can file charges.	Not the guards.  Some of the prisoners are easily disturbed.
it's nothing.	Sure it is.  If the guards did this, we can file charges.
george, come in.  what the hell happened to you?	It's nothing.
so you don't believe his condition is the result of anything supernatural?	Of course not.  They put him through severe mental stress.  Causing this aneurysm.
you should know i never felt mr. birdson needed anything but professional psychiatric care.  and then, minutes after they left, he suffered a stroke. he's comatose.  no brain wave activity at all.	So you don't believe his condition is the result of anything supernatural?
no, i wasn't, actually.	You should know I never felt Mr. Birdson needed anything but professional psychiatric care.  And then, minutes after they left, he suffered a stroke. He's comatose.  No brain wave activity at all.
you're aware that this woman was party to the so-called exorcism.	No, I wasn't, actually.
my secretary?	You're aware that this woman was party to the so-called exorcism.
when your secretary called, she made no mention of her coming, too.	My secretary?
quite a compliment coming from you, doctor.	When your secretary called, she made no mention of her coming, too.
mr. kelson, what a pleasure to meet you. i have to say your instincts about the criminally insane are impeccable.  i am a fan.	Quite a compliment coming from you, doctor.
father jeremy and deacon john townsend of st. ursula's, and our associate, maya larkin.  secular assistants are permitted if regarded as qualified.  maya is eminently qualified.	I think I should join you.
i'm aware of that, but i don't think he's in any condition to make requests. i'm trying to appeal to your more...logical self, father.  i'm concerned about harm to my patient.	Father Jeremy and Deacon John Townsend of St. Ursula's, and our associate, Maya Larkin.  Secular assistants are permitted if regarded as qualified.  Maya is eminently qualified.
it's the patient's request, doctor.	I'm aware of that, but I don't think he's in any condition to make requests. I'm trying to appeal to your more...logical self, Father.  I'm concerned about harm to my patient.
this patient has been plagued with temporal lobe seizures.	It's the patient's request, doctor.
but your patient is legally entitled to it.	This patient has been plagued with temporal lobe seizures.
you know i'm not comfortable with this.	But your patient is legally entitled to it.
your court order, dr. allen.	You know I'm not comfortable with this.
there is a medical explanation for everything that happened.	You heard voices, you know you did.
and was he in distress when you opened the door?  or was he sitting here, relaxed, at this table?	There is a medical explanation for everything that happened.
the patient was in great distress. naturally he was...yelling.	And was he in distress when you opened the door?  Or was he sitting here, relaxed, at this table?
what did you hear?	The patient was in great distress. Naturally he was...yelling.
i certainly hope you're not lending any credence to this.	What did you hear?
dr. allen, could you please tell mr. kelson what you heard as you tried to enter mr. birdson's room?	I certainly hope you're not lending any credence to this.
you'll do it?	I don't have the experience.  Father Thomas should officiate.
father, i have nowhere else to stay.	You have a sister in New Orleans.
i've had it.  townsend's dead.  the police are calling and now i see you having a scene in front of the children. i'm sorry, maya, you've been with us for many years, but effective immediately, i'm rescinding your right to live at the church.	Father, I have nowhere else to stay.
is he going to be okay?	I hope so.
he will.  he has great faith.	But bad judgement.  And now you see how dangerous the consequences can be.
the doctor's concerned he may never come out of this dementia.	He will.  He has great faith.
if you really believe in god, why is it so inconceivable that his enemy is just as real?	Maya, for the last time, I will not tolerate these obsessions.
please, maya.  i'm trying to get us into the next century and you insist on this medieval nonsense.	If you really believe in God, why is it so inconceivable that his enemy is just as real?
you weren't there.  give me time to get some proof.	Please, Maya.  I'm trying to get us into the next century and you insist on this medieval nonsense.
i don't mean to belittle you, but we've been through this before.  satan is not what you think he is.  satan is not some creature.	You weren't there.  Give me time to get some proof.
you killed my parents.	I had to.  There was no other way. Their deaths were part of the greatest legacy I could have given you.
you are my son.  don't you see the opportunity that lies before you?	You killed my parents.
you raised me, like a son.	You are my son.  Don't you see the opportunity that lies before you?
everything i did, i did for you.  i love you, peter.  think of it.  i'm giving you a gift, absolute power and knowledge.	You raised me, like a son.
you lied to me my whole life. everything you said, everything you did.	Everything I did, I did for you.  I love you, Peter.  Think of it.  I'm giving you a gift, absolute power and knowledge.
it was perfect.  the harder i pushed, the more you pulled away.	You lied to me my whole life. Everything you said, everything you did.
so all that bullshit about god and faith.	It was perfect.  The harder I pushed, the more you pulled away.
don't you get it?  they had their 2,000 years.  now it's our turn.	So all that bullshit about God and faith.
you fucking bastard.	Don't you get it?  They had their 2,000 years.  Now it's our turn.
peter.  your life must matter to you because it matters to all of us who love you.	You know, I respect that you have such faith, James.  I don't understand it, but I want you to know that despite our differences, I admire you and I always will.
but it's true.  i have no faith.  it's strange.  when that gun was pointed at my face tonight, i was surprised, but never frightened.  it was as if i knew nothing could possibly happen to me and...in that one moment i didn't care about anything.  not eve my own life.	Peter.  Your life must matter to you because it matters to all of us who love you.
no matter, my son, he believes in you.	But it's true.  I have no faith.  It's strange.  When that gun was pointed at my face tonight, I was surprised, but never frightened.  It was as if I knew nothing could possibly happen to me and...in that one moment I didn't care about anything.  Not eve my own life.
you're right, but it's funny.  all my life i thought i was simply a man who didn't believe in any of it.	No matter, my son, he believes in you.
listen to me, peter.  you can't let the ravings of a madman disturb you, okay?	You're right, but it's funny.  All my life I thought I was simply a man who didn't believe in any of it.
yeah.  it didn't make any sense.	Listen to me, Peter.  You can't let the ravings of a madman disturb you, okay?
he spoke to you?	Yeah.  It didn't make any sense.
something he said, just before...	He spoke to you?
what is it?	Something he said, just before...
you know how i feel.  the world is random.  the only certainty i believe in is death.	Given all that's happened, I understand. The world is random, but then there's faith.  Where are you in death without it?
between your book sales and this tv thing, there's going to be no living with you.  and let me guess, you boiled god down to a conceit.	You know how I feel.  The world is random.  The only certainty I believe in is death.
how're you doing?  looking lovely as always.	You ready?
father, please don't die.	...art sank, sun set, ark sank again...
so i guess satan lost.  satan is the weak one.	Miette, come here and relax.
would you like to rest, miette?  you must be exhausted.	So I guess Satan lost.  Satan is the weak one.
so, if christ won, that means, what does that mean, father?  that satan...	Would you like to rest, Miette?  You must be exhausted.
um hm.  that's right, maya.	So, if Christ won, that means, what does that mean, Father?  That Satan...
we won because christ...triumphed over satan?	Um hm.  That's right, Maya.
yes.  we won, that's right.	We won because Christ...triumphed over Satan?
so...we won?	Yes.  We won, that's right.
what do you mean "don't worry?"	Well, in my prayers, I realized we've been fooling ourselves and probably... blown this all out of proportion.  God would never allow anything like that to happen.
don't worry...about the transformation, maya.	What do you mean "don't worry?"
father!  thank god you're better!  i really need your help.  we've only got a few more hours.	Don't worry...about the transformation, Maya.
father, i'm right here.	...the ark sank, the sun set, the ark sank again...
...the ark sank, the sun set, the ark sank again.	Father, I'm right here.
-- you wouldn't last five minutes.	Just open the door, please.
why are you doing this to me?	I know, Maya, but you'll understand when you see this man.  I really need your strength.
two negatives always make a positive.	Oh, thank you, thank you so much!
you just call?	I didn't know what else to do...
peter...peter kelson.	You just call?
what's his name?	Peter...Peter Kelson.
well i know he's come here before.	What's his name?
you need his blood-type.  like right away.	Well I know he's come here before.
thirteen.  the last time, can you believe it?  this is how he says "goodbye?"	You need his blood-type.  Like right away.
how many weeks are you honey/	Thirteen.  The last time, can you believe it?  This is how he says "Goodbye?"
i took one of those home pregnancy tests, but i don't want to tell him. i'm rh negative.  my blood type is negative...  if he's rh positive, i'll have to terminate.	How many weeks are you honey/
hi, i'd like to make an appointment for peter kelson.	Kelson, hold on a second...
oh, peter.	It's me.  Put the gun down.  Maya...
how much time do we have?	Not a lot.
book five, deuteronomy, chapter seven, verse five.  "but this shall you deal with them.  you shall break down their altars and burn their graven images with fire."	And what's that mean?
he was trying to tell me something.	And his message was  "Together, no matter what?"
terrific.	He was trying to tell me something.
that's his, i don't know, his 'grounding' phrase for me, "together, no matter what."	Terrific.
what did he say to you in french?	That's his, I don't know, his 'grounding' phrase for me, "together, no matter what."
he's been repeating that since birdson's exorcism.  i looked in every passage in the bible and there's nothing about an ark or a sunset that tells us anything.	What did he say to you in French?
so, what does it mean.  the ark sank and the sun set?	He's been repeating that since Birdson's exorcism.  I looked in every passage in the Bible and there's nothing about an ark or a sunset that tells us anything.
i'll be all right.  peter, at the very end, i think father was back.  i saw it in his eyes.	So, what does it mean.  The ark sank and the sun set?
what can i do?	You have to be experienced to do this. Just wait outside. Otherwise, you risk killing him.
maybe i should check lareaux's book. it's in the car.  be right back.  don't go anywhere.	Sure.
i don't know.  extra apartment keys. what's it matter?	Maybe I should check Lareaux's book. It's in the car.  Be right back.  Don't go anywhere.
what are these?	I don't know.  Extra apartment keys. What's it matter?
plenty of time.	What are these?
what about after?	Only your body will remain.  I believe your soul will be at peace.  If we kill you, Satan can't stay.
until it happens, you're still a human being.	What about after?
why didn't you just go along with townsend.  get rid of me.  i would've...	Until it happens, you're still a human being.
maybe that's my problem.	Why didn't you just go along with Townsend.  Get rid of me.  I would've...
no oxygen to the brain.	Maybe that's my problem.
i know it is.  right after my parents died, i went to the beach...  i was in the water.  everything was calm.  and then one of those really big waves hit me.  hard.  pulled me straight to the bottom.  i struggled and finally ran out of air.  if it hadn't been for my sister who pulled me out, i would've drowned. legally dead for a couple of minutes is what they told me.	No oxygen to the brain.
close call.  for the first time in a long time, it's really hitting me. life's tenuous.	I know it is.  Right after my parents died, I went to the beach...  I was in the water.  Everything was calm.  And then one of those really big waves hit me.  Hard.  Pulled me straight to the bottom.  I struggled and finally ran out of air.  If it hadn't been for my sister who pulled me out, I would've drowned. Legally dead for a couple of minutes is what they told me.
i was desperate.  i knew you wrote about murders.  i needed a way in.	Close call.  For the first time in a long time, it's really hitting me. Life's tenuous.
why did you lie to me about your parents' deaths?	I was desperate.  I knew you wrote about murders.  I needed a way in.
you have to say that.	That's true.
we're going to do this.	You have to say that.
i'm scared i'm slipping back.	We're going to do this.
i see things.  my worst fears.  you need to know something, peter.  i was possessed once.  like birdson.  it took father lareaux six days to pull me out of it.	I'm scared I'm slipping back.
what do you mean?	I see things.  My worst fears.  You need to know something, Peter.  I was possessed once.  Like Birdson.  It took Father Lareaux six days to pull me out of it.
sometimes, when i feel weak, i have these...visions.	What do you mean?
are you alright?	Sometimes, when I feel weak, I have these...visions.
what's the bible for?	Comfort.
there's nothing else here.	What's the bible for?
i don't know.  probably have a copy of my birth certificate...my apartment.	There's nothing else here.
he couldn't stop us and that's how he was punished.  peter, what time were you born?	I don't know.  Probably have a copy of my birth certificate...my apartment.
it'll happen at the exact time of your birth.	That can't be right.  My birthday's tomorrow.
your 33rd birthday.  the transformation will be a perversion of christ's rising from the dead.  townsend discovered it in one of lareaux's books.	It'll happen at the exact time of your birth.
hang on, get it up, go on, higher.	Your 33rd birthday.  The transformation will be a perversion of Christ's rising from the dead.  Townsend discovered it in one of Lareaux's books.
what?	Hang on, get it up, go on, higher.
when's your birthday?	What?
you okay?	When's your birthday?
peter, let go of the chair!	What?
what's the...oh shit!	Peter, let go of the chair!
get up!!	What's the...OH SHIT!
nothing yet.	I'll go outside and take a look in the garage.
we needed to know all we could.	I'm going to look around.
what are you looking for exactly?	The books themselves or maybe some pages he ripped out.
when townsend tried to kill me, he said something strange like...  "the time of transformation is near..."	Townsend, he had some of Father's books.
i don't know.  i do know that people who are possessed have to accept evil in some way.  i don't know if it works the same way in this instance.  i don't even know when it's going to happen.	When Townsend tried to kill me, he said something strange like...  "The time of transformation is near..."
and if what you're saying is true, what would happen to me?	I don't know.  I do know that people who are possessed have to accept evil in some way.  I don't know if it works the same way in this instance.  I don't even know when it's going to happen.
peter, i believe your baptism was perverted.  look at your certificate. your mother was the only witness to it. your blood-type doesn't match who you thought your father was.  peter...i'm sorry.	And if what you're saying is true, what would happen to me?
then why are you here?	Peter, I believe your baptism was perverted.  Look at your certificate. Your mother was the only witness to it. Your blood-type doesn't match who you thought your father was.  Peter...I'm sorry.
so...then the coroner's report is probably wrong.  i mean...this is ridiculous.  there's been a mistake.  i don't believe any of this.	Then why are you here?
peter, your blood-type is ab negative. there's no way your birth father can be o positive.  you father is not who you think he is.	So...then the coroner's report is probably wrong.  I mean...this is ridiculous.  There's been a mistake.  I don't believe any of this.
i looked at the coroner's report.  my father's o positive and my mother...a negative.	Peter, your blood-type is AB negative. There's no way your birth father can be O positive.  You father is not who you think he is.
do you know your parents' blood types?	I looked at the coroner's report.  My father's O positive and my mother...A negative.
yes.	Do you know your parents' blood types?
seven years.  one baptism?  he's your mother's only brother	Yes.
so what?	Seven years.  One baptism?  He's your mother's only brother
the only baptism he ever performed in seven years as pastor at bedford.	So what?
yes, i know.	The only baptism he ever performed in seven years as pastor at Bedford.
you were not baptized.  at least i don't believe it was christian.  your baptism was performed by your uncle, james mckenzie.	Yes, I know.
but i was baptized.  and i certainly wasn't born of incest.	You were not baptized.  At least I don't believe it was Christian.  Your baptism was performed by your uncle, James McKenzie.
there's no reason why you should.  this has been planned from your birth. you fit all the criteria that we know of.  never baptized, born of incest, devoid of faith...	But I was baptized.  And I certainly wasn't born of incest.
i don't understand what's going on.	There's no reason why you should.  This has been planned from your birth. You fit all the criteria that we know of.  Never baptized, born of incest, devoid of faith...
you're about to become the anti-christ who is born unholy and becomes the door to eternal suffering in this world.	If you or any of your lunatic friends ever come near me again...
my parents are dead.  don't even think of bringing them into this.	You're about to become the anti-Christ who is born unholy and becomes the door to eternal suffering in this world.
i know this sounds crazy.  i understand. check your parents' blood types.  are you sure your parents are your birth parents?	My parents are dead.  Don't even think of bringing them into this.
i'm not going to be drawn into this.	I know this sounds crazy.  I understand. Check your parents' blood types.  Are you sure your parents are your birth parents?
you're already contaminated.  it's why you couldn't hear the tape.  there's probably a pentacle near your bed.  to sanctify you.	I'm not going to be drawn into this.
you should think about getting professional help.	You're already contaminated.  It's why you couldn't hear the tape.  There's probably a pentacle near your bed.  To sanctify you.
the good outwitting the bad.  it's like birdson had a split personality.	You should think about getting professional help.
trick him.	The good outwitting the bad.  It's like Birdson had a split personality.
if you're possessed, you can't reveal anything satan wants hidden.  unless you trick him.	Trick him.
why didn't birdson just say so?	If you're possessed, you can't reveal anything Satan wants hidden.  Unless you trick him.
it's true.  birdson knew your name, he was writing it in numerical code.  it wasn't easy but i figured it out.  it spelled your name.	Why didn't Birdson just say so?
what?!?!	It's true.  Birdson knew your name, he was writing it in numerical code.  It wasn't easy but I figured it out.  It spelled your name.
at the exorcism, birdson boasted that satan is about to take over the body of a man.  you are that man, peter.	What?!?!
and the point is?	At the exorcism, Birdson boasted that Satan is about to take over the body of a man.  You are that man, Peter.
townsend believed, just as god became man in christ.  so satan will assume human form.  i believe it too.	And the point is?
why did he try to kill me?	Townsend believed, just as God became man in Christ.  So Satan will assume human form.  I believe it too.
please, the children.	Why did he try to kill me?
last night a guy named john townsend tried to shoot me and now i find out you knew him.  what the fuck is going on?	Please, the children.
we need to talk.	Peter, please...
that's their explanation.  you might not believe me...	Well, why should I?  Alright, what's your name, where do you live, when did you kill your parents?
and this is evil?  the guy had an aneurysm and now he's in a coma.	That's their explanation.  You might not believe me...
i had to.	And this is evil?  The guy had an aneurysm and now he's in a coma.
where do you get off pretending to be my secretary?	I had to.
so what'd i miss?	You're right.  I must've made a mistake.
i cranked it all the way up.  nothing but hum.	So what'd I miss?
you're sure?  there was nothing?	I cranked it all the way up.  Nothing but hum.
it was blank.  nothing on it.  you gave me the wrong one.	You're sure?  There was nothing?
what do you mean?	It was blank.  Nothing on it.  You gave me the wrong one.
i think you gave me the wrong one.	What do you mean?
so...what did you think of the tape.	I think you gave me the wrong one.
the world would be so much simpler if it were all just about good and evil. unfortunately i find it much more slippery and elusive place.	Well, I think it's very simple.  Here's a tape of Birdson's exorcism.  I'll be at the Public Library.  Tomorrow at 2... if you want to meet him.
on television, you seemed so sure of yourself.  if you're really that confident, you'd be willing to let someone prove you wrong?	The world would be so much simpler if it were all just about good and evil. Unfortunately I find it much more slippery and elusive place.
i'll bet.	On television, you seemed so sure of yourself.  If you're really that confident, you'd be willing to let someone prove you wrong?
an exorcism was just held for birdson. it failed.  disastrously.  which means there's still a demonic spirit present in his body.  i was wondering, perhaps you'd like to go meet henry.  he's pretty amazing.	I'll bet.
i do.	An exorcism was just held for Birdson. It failed.  Disastrously.  Which means there's still a demonic spirit present in his body.  I was wondering, perhaps you'd like to go meet Henry.  He's pretty amazing.
last week the catholic church certified him as genuinely possessed.  you realize how rarely they make that ruling?	I do.
what's that got to do with you?	Last week the Catholic Church certified him as genuinely possessed.  You realize how rarely they make that ruling?
do you remember henry birdson?  the math professor who won the salwen medal, then went home and killed his family?	What's that got to do with you?
well, then it all seems to be working out for you.  listen, ms...?	Do you remember Henry Birdson?  The math professor who won the Salwen Medal, then went home and killed his family?
in the end, the jury saw it my way.	Well, then it all seems to be working out for you.  Listen, Ms...?
ooooooh-kayyyyyy.	In the end, the jury saw it my way.
i murdered my parents, mr. kelson.  and while they deserved it, i still went to confession the following sunday.	Ooooooh-kayyyyyy.
well, by saying that, you're acknowledging the existence of a higher power.  which, to a narcissist, is impossible.	I murdered my parents, Mr. Kelson.  And while they deserved it, I still went to confession the following Sunday.
and i also believe in god and the devil. in fact, i know they exist.	Well, by saying that, you're acknowledging the existence of a higher power.  Which, to a narcissist, is impossible.
a narcissist doesn't admit it.  it's the extreme of self-denial.	And I also believe in God and the Devil. In fact, I know they exist.
what if i told you i was a malignant narcissist?	A narcissist doesn't admit it.  It's the extreme of self-denial.
not the most popular opinion, but yes.	What if I told you I was a malignant narcissist?
that there is no such thing as evil with a capital "e."	Not the most popular opinion, but yes.
listen, i'm sorry, but i'm running late.	That there is no such thing as evil with a capital "E."
and also that...	Listen, I'm sorry, but I'm running late.
not pure evil.  that's correct.	And also that...
you said that malignant narcissism was not evil.	Not pure evil.  That's correct.
thank you.  do you work in the building? you coming from the party?	You said that malignant narcissism was not evil.
i saw you on television yesterday.  you were brilliant.	Thank you.  Do you work in the building? You coming from the party?
yes... and you are?	I saw you on television yesterday.  You were brilliant.
peter kelson?	Yes... and you are?
may i help you?	Peter Kelson?
oh my god!	...as a narcissist, he couldn't blame himself.  He created the voices after the fact.
look, john, i'm facing it.	I'm not waiting until it's too late.
you don't want to face it.	Look, John, I'm facing it.
sure of what?  who cares if this guy is devoid of faith or sleeps over a pentacle?  results are what lareaux would want.	You don't want to face it.
you can't back out on me now.  we need to be sure.	Sure of what?  Who cares if this guy is devoid of faith or sleeps over a pentacle?  Results are what Lareaux would want.
it's useless...look at him.	You can't back out on me now.  We need to be sure.
we'll see father frank in the morning. there's nothing to be done until then.	Alright, Maya.  We'll do it your way.
i've dealt with these people before, maya.  they're not going to help us.	We'll see Father Frank in the morning. There's nothing to be done until then.
we need all the help we can get.	I've dealt with these people before, Maya.  They're not going to help us.
a lot of good that'll do.	We need all the help we can get.
i've filed a report with father frank.	A lot of good that'll do.
and what are you thinking we should do now?	I've filed a report with Father Frank.
maya?  what do you mean?	I'll explain everything later.  Can you meet me tonight?
i know who he is.	Maya?  What do you mean?
hello?	I know who he is.
good seeing you again.	Whish the circumstances were different.
get out of here.	Goodbye.
you do know, don't you.  that these are also numbers.  greek numbers, 600, 60 and 6 - or 666.  the sign of the devil.	Get out of here.
suit yourself.  but does this mean anything to you?	You do know, don't you.  That these are also numbers.  Greek numbers, 600, 60 and 6 - or 666.  The sign of the Devil.
you know what?  you can go.	Suit yourself.  But does this mean anything to you?
viznick will get off and michael's got a crush on you.	You know what?  You can go.
nothing you couldn't find out from reading the papers.  and you're already wrong on one count.	Viznick will get off and Michael's got a crush on you.
but she worships you.  your mother's dead but your father's alive.	Nothing you couldn't find out from reading the papers.  And you're already wrong on one count.
i'd appreciate it if you'd put that back.	You are the younger of two...
i'll be at bedford tonight, if you need me.	Nice suit.
the police used him as a witness in this case.	I'll be at Bedford tonight, if you need me.
i think it's gonna be a waste of time.	The police used him as a witness in this case.
he can see you thursday.	I think it's gonna be a waste of time.
what about that psychic, what's his name, szabo?	He can see you Thursday.
mr. kelson, here's the stuff you wanted on pathological narcissism.	What about that psychic, what's his name, Szabo?
good of you to stop by.	We millionaires yet?
yeah.	It's Detective Smythe.
you know what they say.  you have the same chance of winning whether you play or not.	You watch.  One day, I'll hit the jackpot, get the big house, car, clothes.  I'll have more money than God.
sometimes i can just feel the numbers.	You know what they say.  You have the same chance of winning whether you play or not.
lemme guess.  the lottery.	Sometimes I can just feel the numbers.
i plan to.  you want a tip?	Lemme guess.  The lottery.
would you sign it for me?	Of course.
right.  if you believe in god.  as a narcissist, viznick couldn't blame himself for the alleged murders.  he created the voices after the fact.  in order to avoid the simple truth that there is no outside force that guides george viznick and that george viznick needs to pay.	And what about you?  What about Peter Kelson?  Where is your moral compass?
meaning, viznick's a man who answers to no one.  not even god.	Right.  If you believe in God.  As a narcissist, Viznick couldn't blame himself for the alleged murders.  He created the voices after the fact.  In order to avoid the simple truth that there is no outside force that guides George Viznick and that George Viznick needs to pay.
well, george viznick is in the grayest of gray areas in the sanity spectrum. viznick is not psychotic. he's simply unable to submit to any higher authority.	Meaning, Viznick's a man who answers to no one.  Not even God.
are you saying he's legally sane?	Well, George Viznick is in the grayest of gray areas in the sanity spectrum. Viznick is not psychotic. He's simply unable to submit to any higher authority.
well, we all have a degree of narcissism, sally, but a malignant narcissist is dangerously self-obsessed.	Are you saying he's legally sane?
what do you mean by that?	Well, we all have a degree of narcissism, Sally, but a malignant narcissist is dangerously self-obsessed.
as if there's another cause for little voices?  no, sally, viznick's a manipulator, he's clever, he has what i call malignant narcissism.	What do you mean by that?
not even from some mental illness, as the prosecution asserts?	As if there's another cause for little voices?  No, Sally, Viznick's a manipulator, he's clever, he has what I call malignant narcissism.
there weren't any voices.	Not even from some mental illness, as the prosecution asserts?
you're referring to the defense's efforts to prove that george viznick is tormented by "demonic voices?"	There weren't any voices.
no, the less mystifying.  good and evil are only illusions.  there is no such thing as evil with a capital "e."  that suggests some third party bad guy pulling all the strings.	You're referring to the defense's efforts to prove that George Viznick is tormented by "demonic voices?"
it's as if you are saying the closer you get to evil, the less evil it becomes.	No, the less mystifying.  Good and evil are only illusions.  There is no such thing as evil with a capital "E."  That suggests some third party bad guy pulling all the strings.
well, long-term exposure to things like this tends to give you a sort of clinical understanding of the subject. after awhile, you begin to make friends with it, so to speak.	It's as if you are saying the closer you get to evil, the less evil it becomes.
peter, you're now writing a book about the viznick case.  you seem to be making a career of studying sensational murderers.  i have to ask, how does it make you feel when you sit in courtrooms day after day, face to face with alleged killers?	Well, long-term exposure to things like this tends to give you a sort of clinical understanding of the subject. After awhile, you begin to make friends with it, so to speak.
thanks for having me, sally.	Peter, you're now writing a book about the Viznick case.  You seem to be making a career of studying sensational murderers.  I have to ask, how does it make you feel when you sit in courtrooms day after day, face to face with alleged killers?
as a part of today's story on the trial of mass murderer george viznick, we welcome peter kelson, author of the current best-seller, vicious intent. thank you for joining us, peter.	Thanks for having me, Sally.
where is she now?	Had to let her go.  I see you thinkin' there, superstar. Don't.
we hauled her in earlier but didn't have anything hard to tie her to townsend. far as the priest goes, he won't be bothering you.  suffered a complete mental breakdown, during - get this - during an exorcism.	Where is she now?
not what the records show.  anyway, she was a runaway, arrests for vandalism, petty theft, drugs, the whole bit. parole records show she graduated from community college, moved into a retreat house, teaches some classes at the seminary school, hasn't been in any trouble since.	We hauled her in earlier but didn't have anything hard to tie her to Townsend. Far as the priest goes, he won't be bothering you.  Suffered a complete mental breakdown, during - get this - during an exorcism.
she told me she killed them.	Not what the records show.  Anyway, she was a runaway, arrests for vandalism, petty theft, drugs, the whole bit. Parole records show she graduated from community college, moved into a retreat house, teaches some classes at the seminary school, hasn't been in any trouble since.
mother killed the father, then killed herself.  crime of passion.	She told me she killed them.
what happened?	Mother killed the father, then killed herself.  Crime of passion.
yeah, murder-suicide.	What happened?
parents died?	Yeah, murder-suicide.
she's got a juvenile record from new orleans.  parents died when she was 13.	Parents died?
she came to me with a wild story about demonic possession.	She's got a juvenile record from New Orleans.  Parents died when she was 13.
it's another day.  i think i'm alright.	You got the right attitude, anyway, look, we gotta talk.
how're you doin' today?	It's another day.  I think I'm alright.
what's up?	How're you doin' today?
thanks again for everything.	Hey, don't thank me.  Somebody up there likes you.
thanks for handling this.	Sure thing.  Look, I've got enough, between your preliminary statements and all the witness accounts.  You can go home.  Gimme til morning.  Find out who he is. Until then, don't sweat it, huh?  Just your random bad cheese trying to hole you.
he could see me.	I'll quit, maybe you should start.
he's looking right at me.	He could see me.
what's the matter with you?	He's looking right at me.
yeah, look at that sweet face.  you'd never guess he killed nine people.  i'm gonna get my smokes.  be right back.	You're too old to smoke.  Won't be able to shoot hoops with your grandkid.
seems george isn't making too many friends in lockup.	Yeah, look at that sweet face.  You'd never guess he killed nine people.  I'm gonna get my smokes.  Be right back.
what's this?	So you can see where you're going when you crawl up his asshole.
yeah, yeah.  i've heard it before.  just be sure you spell my name right.  nine o'clock?	What's this?
really?  you know, seeing these guys away from the court, the facade slips. you catch things.	Yeah, yeah.  I've heard it before.  Just be sure you spell my name right.  Nine o'clock?
so, viznick's got a meet with his lawyer in the ayem.	Really?  You know, seeing these guys away from the court, the facade slips. You catch things.
yeah, right.  i don't know why i bothered inviting you guys.  i knew you wouldn't show.	So, Viznick's got a meet with his lawyer in the ayem.
mike.  oh, the christening.  i meant to call...	Yeah, right.  I don't know why I bothered inviting you guys.  I knew you wouldn't show.
hey!  mr. big shot.	Mike.  Oh, the christening.  I meant to call...
what are you talking about?	When I said Quincy could do better, I was thinking about you.
you had your coaches and your father for that stuff.  it never mattered one way or the other if i went to your games.	It mattered, Mom.
that's all you cared about.  i must have played in a thousand games and i can only remember you being to two.	You had your coaches and your father for that stuff.  It never mattered one way or the other if I went to your games.
that's ridiculous.	What's ridiculous is not being a caterer so your husband can feel like a man knowing his woman's home cooking and ironing his drawers.
i do.  you never stood up for yourself. ever.  if i was ashamed, it was because of that.	That's ridiculous.
i don't remember that.	I do.  You never stood up for yourself. Ever.  If I was ashamed, it was because of that.
i remember when i was eight years old, you spent like four hours cooking up this fancy meal.  all you'd let me and lena do was set the table.  and i guess you and dad got your wires crossed or something because he walks in with a couple of pizzas.  and you didn't say anything. you just threw the whole meal into some tupper-ware and tossed it in the fridge.	I don't remember that.
don't tell me you aren't ashamed of that because i know.	I remember when I was eight years old, you spent like four hours cooking up this fancy meal.  All you'd let me and Lena do was set the table.  And I guess you and Dad got your wires crossed or something because he walks in with a couple of pizzas.  And you didn't say anything. You just threw the whole meal into some tupper-ware and tossed it in the fridge.
that's not it.	Don't tell me you aren't ashamed of that because I know.
oh, yes.  the superstar female athlete whose mother is nothing but a housewife.	That's not it.
i'm angry because i want a mother, not martha stewart.	Oh, yes.  The superstar female athlete whose mother is nothing but a housewife.
so you're angry with me because you're standing here with your hair combed and wearing perfume?	I'm angry because I want a mother, not Martha Stewart.
because you're pushing me to be something i'm not.	So you're angry with me because you're standing here with your hair combed and wearing perfume?
what was so wrong with wanting to teach you the things i knew could help you?	Because you're pushing me to be something I'm not.
i wasn't lena.  i didn't care about nail polish or lip gloss or sneaking a spray of your perfume.	What was so wrong with wanting to teach you the things I knew could help you?
child, please.  ever since you were little you thought you were too good for anything i had to say.	I wasn't Lena.  I didn't care about nail polish or lip gloss or sneaking a spray of your perfume.
no i don't.	Child, please.  Ever since you were little you thought you were too good for anything I had to say.
you're the one always turning your nose up at me.	No I don't.
so that's why we can't get along? because i'd rather shoot a "dumb" jump shot?	You're the one always turning your nose up at me.
what do you want me to tell you, monica, to go beat that girl up?  to go have sex with him?  i'm not going to do that. yes, i believe thinking of other people is important and yes i'd rather bake a pie than shoot a dumb jump shot.  if that makes me too "prissy" for you, too bad.	So that's why we can't get along? Because I'd rather shoot a "dumb" jump shot?
there you go.	What do you want me to tell you, Monica, to go beat that girl up?  To go have sex with him?  I'm not going to do that. Yes, I believe thinking of other people is important and yes I'd rather bake a pie than shoot a dumb jump shot.  If that makes me too "prissy" for you, too bad.
don't curse.	There you go.
i asked but why does it always have to be so damn prissy.	Don't curse.
you didn't want my opinion in the first place, so why even ask?	I asked but why does it always have to be so damn prissy.
whatever.	You didn't want my opinion in the first place, so why even ask?
find out where they're registered and send them a gift.	Whatever.
so what do i do?	Find out where they're registered and send them a gift.
his mother had a cookout a few weeks ago. he could do a lot better if you ask me.	Maybe she is.
yeah, you met her?	His mother had a cookout a few weeks ago. He could do a lot better if you ask me.
to that stewardess?	Yeah, you met her?
engaged.	To that stewardess?
how is he?	Engaged.
yeah.  can't wait to see him  i just saw quincy.	How is he?
i can manage.	Yeah.  Can't wait to see him  I just saw Quincy.
need any help?	I can manage.
hi.	Need any help?
what?	Whenever you lose, you get this attitude. But it's just a game.
dad around?	He's still at the bank.
don't be defensive.  i'm just surprised to see you.	Dad around?
didn't know i needed a reason to come home.	Don't be defensive.  I'm just surprised to see you.
monica.  what are you doing here?	Didn't know I needed a reason to come home.
what?	Tonight, don't worry about yesterday's game, the recruiters, or anything else. I just want you to enjoy being beautiful. Will you do that?
what?	Nothing.  So good luck.
sure.  in between all the other things i have to do.	What?
you really should be a caterer or something like you used to say.	Sure.  In between all the other things I have to do.
child, take a bite.	You really should be a caterer or something like you used to say.
i can't eat before a game.	Child, take a bite.
taste this.	I can't eat before a game.
well, that's what you think, isn't it? cause i'd rather wear a jersey than an apron...	Watch your mouth.
that's not funny	Well, that's what you think, isn't it? Cause I'd rather wear a jersey than an apron...
i won't.  i'm a lesbian.	That's not funny
i don't know why i keep hoping you'll grow out of this tomboy thing.	I won't.  I'm a lesbian.
nothing.	I don't know why I keep hoping you'll grow out of this tomboy thing.
fine, you don't like this one, which one would you rather wear?	Pants.
i hate it.	Fine, you don't like this one, which one would you rather wear?
i'm lucky i found it.  someone put your box of dresses under a pile of rags in the garbage.	I hate it.
ah, mom.	I'm lucky I found it.  Someone put your box of dresses under a pile of rags in the garbage.
nothing.	Oh, all that work.
monica, what did you do?	Nothing.
okay.	Thanks, sweetheart.
you sure?	Okay.
the blue.	You sure?
which one for tomorrow?	The blue.
how is she alright looking the way she does?	Camille, she'll be fine.
she's alright.	How is she alright looking the way she does?
she needs to stop running around like a little boy.	She's alright.
he's fine.	Okay.
you might want to put a jacket on him, it's getting cold.	He's fine.
the doctor said it was okay.  anyway, i'm still trying to lose some of this baby fat.	You might want to put a jacket on him, it's getting cold.
so you're still breast-feeding?	The doctor said it was okay.  Anyway, I'm still trying to lose some of this baby fat.
so that means it's alright for you to act like that?	What'd you do?
...and if you want a thicker base, you can cut in a potato or just use a little flour.	But you use potato?
are you okay?	I just need to lay down.  I've been running around all day.
when you're done can you make sure she brushes her teeth?	Are you okay?
you know, girl, long as i've lived next door, i've never seen the inside of this house.	Really?  Well, come on, then.
well, no, but once nathan gets settled and the girls get a little older, it's definitely something i want to do.  since you love to cook, maybe it's something we can talk about.	You know, girl, long as I've lived next door, I've never seen the inside of this house.
you're a caterer?	Well, no, but once Nathan gets settled and the girls get a little older, it's definitely something I want to do.  Since you love to cook, maybe it's something we can talk about.
oh, me too.  i used to cook for my friends' parties and things back in atlanta.	You're a caterer?
it was the least we could do.  and i love to cook.	Oh, me too.  I used to cook for my friends' parties and things back in Atlanta.
well, thanks again.  this was really nice of you.	It was the least we could do.  And I love to cook.
okay?	Well, thanks again.  This was really nice of you.
until the black family down the street became the black family next door.	Okay?
...we moved back here when quincy was about five, after zeke was traded. neighborhood was a little more mixed back then...	Until the Black family down the street became the Black family next door.
it's just...it seems like you're always yelling at me.	You think I'd go hoarse for a player with no potential?   When I ignore you, that's when you worry.  Go get dressed.
what?	It's just...it seems like you're always yelling at me.
i thought sidra's ankle was okay for next game.	You want the job or not?
we've got our final games against oregon and oregon state and i want to shake things up a bit, so i'm starting you at point again.	I thought Sidra's ankle was okay for next game.
thanks.	We've got our final games against Oregon and Oregon State and I want to shake things up a bit, so I'm starting you at point again.
you could've given up after you threw that ball away.  but you kept your head and you showed real heart.	Thanks.
coach...	I want you to stand like that until you're sick of it because I don't ever want to see it again, you hear me?  Dora, take her spot.
you love to pose so much, let's see it again.	Coach...
what?	You love to pose so much, let's see it again.
i can take it.	This time get your feet set.
wait...	Shh.  It's okay.
your sister told me hands off, but i can't help myself...	Wait...
uh-huh.	Your sister told me hands off, but I can't help myself...
that was nice.	Uh-huh.
my mouth is kinda dry.	Then I'll get you some punch.
i mean, i'm having a good time with you...	My mouth is kinda dry.
sorry.	I mean, I'm having a good time with you...
that was two words.	Sorry.
huh?	That was two words.
careful.	Huh?
sort of.	Careful.
i'm an english major.  you like english?	Sort of.
no, i mean i can check it for you.	Oh, sorry.
you're cold?	No, I mean I can check it for you.
can i take your coat?	You're cold?
but you'd love for him to play at usc, like you did.	I'd love for him to get a good education.  That's it.
gotta wait til the press conference.	But you'd love for him to play at USC, like you did.
you could make a career by telling me where.	Gotta wait til the press conference.
don't go starting rumors, jim.  my son's college bound with or without basketball.	You could make a career by telling me where.
quincy, word has it you might make the jump the nba.	Don't go starting rumors, Jim.  My son's college bound with or without basketball.
a horse?	Don't make fun of me when I'm being wonderful and supportive.  You belong on the court.  Just like I belong in the stands, looking cute and cheering you on.
you're just scared.  i know rehab is hard, and you have to worry about whether you'll be as good as you were but you will be.  i believe in you.  you just have to get back on the court.  like you'd get back on a horse.	A horse?
i don't know sometimes.	You're just scared.  I know rehab is hard, and you have to worry about whether you'll be as good as you were but you will be.  I believe in you.  You just have to get back on the court.  Like you'd get back on a horse.
to do what you love.	I don't know sometimes.
sometimes i wonder if it's worth it. busting my ass, for what?	To do what you love.
baby, don't talk like that.  your rehab's going well.  you'll be back before you know it.	Sometimes I wonder if it's worth it. Busting my ass, for what?
you might be the only one with a job.	Baby, don't talk like that.  Your rehab's going well.  You'll be back before you know it.
why not?	You might be the only one with a job.
nah.	Why not?
four days.	Nah.
so how long is this trip?	Four days.
i don't wanna see that.	Get used to it, babe.
what?	I don't wanna see that.
damn, girl.	What?
it means a lot that you came by.	Yes, we appreciate that.
kyra, this is monica.  she, uh...	Monica.  You grew up together, right? Quincy's told me about you.
hello.	Kyra, this is Monica.  She, uh...
it's okay.	Why are you up?  Get in bed.
i'm so sorry.  no one would switch flights with me.	It's okay.
they ever love you back?	Yeah, once I cut them off.  Why?
too many times.	They ever love you back?
you ever been in love?	Too many times.
hey.  you just worry about playing your behind off for that recruiter tonight. let me worry about your date.	You ever been in love?
i don't know how to walk in heels.	Hey.  You just worry about playing your behind off for that recruiter tonight. Let me worry about your date.
if you were tore up i would not be claiming you.  trust.	I don't know how to walk in heels.
yeah, right.	If you were tore up I would not be claiming you.  Trust.
you do.	Yeah, right.
oh, great.	You do.
i told him you looked like me.	Oh, great.
how'd you get him to say yes?	I told him you looked like me.
and he's fine, girl.	How'd you get him to say yes?
he's in college?	And he's fine, girl.
this brother from my college.	He's in college?
damn, lena...  who is he?	This brother from my college.
no.	Damn, Lena...  Who is he?
mom tell you to do this?	No.
i know...	Mom tell you to do this?
found?  i'm not some charity case.	I know...
i found you someone.	Found?  I'm not some charity case.
yeah, brothers are lined up at my locker.	I found you someone.
so what's going on with the spring dance? you have a date yet?	Yeah, brothers are lined up at my locker.
no one's forcing her.	Just try and chill a little bit, alright.
you need to.  she's alone in this house all day, taking care of dad and your ungrateful behind.	No one's forcing her.
just cause i don't kiss her booty like you...	You need to.  She's alone in this house all day, taking care of Dad and your ungrateful behind.
like you don't give her a hard time.	Just cause I don't kiss her booty like you...
always on my ass, anyway.	Like you don't give her a hard time.
mom's going to hate it.	Always on my ass, anyway.
no.	Mom's going to hate it.
that too tight?	No.
you shoot like a girl.	I'll take that as a compliment.
that tends to happen when you're the boss's daughter.	So how's the job going?
i was upstairs for a meeting.  i've been hearing good things about you.	That tends to happen when you're the boss's daughter.
dad.  what are you doing here?	I was upstairs for a meeting.  I've been hearing good things about you.
hey, munchkin.	Dad.  What are you doing here?
i know.  but chances are...	Chances are there's still a chance.
the coach from usc is going to be at the championship.	I know.  But chances are...
you only have one game left and you haven't been recruited.  munchkin, i wanted it as bad as you did, but we have to face reality.	The coach from USC is going to be at the championship.
what?	You only have one game left and you haven't been recruited.  Munchkin, I wanted it as bad as you did, but we have to face reality.
monica, i think her point is...maybe it's time to start thinking about other things besides basketball.	What?
you lost your head.	I was just showing emotion.
the coach from tennessee was there and he has me riding the bench.	You lost your head.
and what am i supposed to say to the man?	The coach from Tennessee was there and he has me riding the bench.
dad, you have to talk to coach for me.	And what am I supposed to say to the man?
you ever think about going back?	Sometimes.  But what's the alternative, not playing?  You remember big Toni?  She quit last year, now she's working at some bookstore.  I mean, look at us. They treat us like we're Hollywood stars over here.  We just played in the championship game.  It doesn't get much sweeter than this.
shoot, italian boys love them some black women.  they can't get enough of me.	You ever think about going back?
just not my type, i guess.	Shoot, Italian boys love them some black women.  They can't get enough of me.
what?  you've been over here seven months and you ain't tapped anything?	Just not my type, I guess.
i wouldn't know.	What?  You've been over here seven months and you ain't tapped anything?
so what are these spanish guys like?	I wouldn't know.
how's that been?	It's better.  Even though the whole first season my teammates didn't pass to me cause they were mad "The American" was making more money.  I led the team in rebounds cause it was the only way I could touch the damn ball.
yup.  so i've been playing with this italian club the last three years.	How's that been?
just like that?	Yup.  So I've been playing with this Italian club the last three years.
yeah, four years ago.  they had me staying in this tiny-ass town with like fifty people.  i'm not playing, there was about a thousand goats running around, and it gets dark at four o'clock.  then the whack club i'm on loses three games in a row and i get blamed.  so they fire me.	Just like that?
can you take that damn thing off the table.	You mean my championship trophy?  My bad.
how do you say "you're dreaming" in italian?	Can you take that damn thing off the table.
i'm gonna love winning this championship in your house.	How do you say "you're dreaming" in Italian?
what's up, sidra.	I'm gonna love winning this championship in your house.
well, what do you know.	What's up, Sidra.
what's that?	Never let a freshman take your spot.
just one word of advice for next season.	What's that?
i know.	Just one word of advice for next season.
but that was a dumb-ass pass to toni. ten seconds left, you run out the clock.	I know.
thanks.	But that was a dumb-ass pass to Toni. Ten seconds left, you run out the clock.
no buts.  took a lot of heart to take that charge.	Thanks.
but?	No buts.  Took a lot of heart to take that charge.
just wanted to say good game.	But?
what's up?	Just wanted to say good game.
you were trying to make me look bad.	Didn't have to try very hard.
i was just playing ball.	You were trying to make me look bad.
that's what you get for trying to show out, freshman.	I was just playing ball.
thanks, sidra.	Besides.  I've been starting point the last two years.  Ain't no way some dumb- ass freshman is taking my spot.
hey, don't take it personal.  and don't think just cause we play the same position we have to compete with each other.  we're teammates, okay?	Thanks, Sidra.
what's up with that?	Hey, don't take it personal.  And don't think just cause we play the same position we have to compete with each other.  We're teammates, okay?
she hates all freshmen.	What's up with that?
coach hates me, doesn't she?	She hates all freshmen.
and what happens when you lose?	If I lose, I'll buy you a wedding present.
so, if i win it's because deep down you know you're about to make the biggest mistake of your life, and deep down your want me to stop you.	And what happens when you lose?
so?	So, if I win it's because deep down you know you're about to make the biggest mistake of your life, and deep down your want me to stop you.
you once said the reason i beat you was because you wanted me to.	So?
what will this prove?	You once said the reason I beat you was because you wanted me to.
i know why you broke up with me in college.  and not that what you did wasn't messed up, but what i did was, too.  so if you forgive me, i'll forgive you.	Monica, after that stuff with my dad, I couldn't trust anybody, okay.  I mean, I was lost.  So you are forgiven.  But that was five years ago.  I moved on.
what's that supposed to be, psychology?	I know why you broke up with me in college.  And not that what you did wasn't messed up, but what I did was, too.  So if you forgive me, I'll forgive you.
so you're gonna bitch up?	What's that supposed to be, psychology?
you're out of your mind.	So you're gonna bitch up?
your heart.	You're out of your mind.
for what?	Your heart.
one game.  one-on-one.	For what?
what?	One game.  One-on-one.
i'll play you.	What?
wrong.	I'll play you.
better late than never, right?	Wrong.
because you don't pull this on someone who's about to get married.	Better late than never, right?
then why are you so upset?	Because you don't pull this on someone who's about to get married.
you haven't changed.  you still think the sun rises and sets on your ass.  well, guess what, it doesn't.	Then why are you so upset?
i know, i probably should have said it two weeks ago.	You haven't changed.  You still think the sun rises and sets on your ass.  Well, guess what, it doesn't.
we haven't talked since college and now you wait two weeks before my wedding to say something like this?	I know, I probably should have said it two weeks ago.
what i'm trying to say is, i've loved you since i was eleven and the shit won't go away.	We haven't talked since college and now you wait two weeks before my wedding to say something like this?
i heard enough.	What I'm trying to say is, I've loved you since I was eleven and the shit won't go away.
it's not fun for me anymore because you're missing.	I heard enough.
you woke me up to tell me that?	It's not fun for me anymore because you're missing.
from basketball.	you woke me up to tell me that?
what?	From basketball.
you asked me what was missing.	What?
what's going on?	We need to talk.
it doesn't matter, alright.  just leave it alone.	Find.
what?	It doesn't matter, alright.  Just leave it alone.
something was just missing.	What?
cause i don't get it.	Something was just missing.
why do you keep asking me that?	Cause I don't get it.
so why'd you give up ball?	Why do you keep asking me that?
it's a trip, you know?  when you're a kid, you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.	So why'd you give up ball?
i mean, kyra hasn't heard the school thing yet.  she'll probably say it's the painkillers talking.	It's a trip, you know?  When you're a kid, you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.
wow.	I mean, Kyra hasn't heard the school thing yet.  She'll probably say it's the painkillers talking.
maybe go back to school.	Wow.
like what?	Maybe go back to school.
seems like i needed a ball when i was trying to be like my pops...or trying to be better than him.  now, i kinda think i need to try something else.	Like what?
you're serious.	Seems like I needed a ball when I was trying to be like my pops...or trying to be better than him.  Now, I kinda think I need to try something else.
nah.  i haven't dribbled a ball in four and a half months.  maybe i miss some of the attention, but besides that...	You're serious.
and you tore up your knee.  rehab is tough.	Nah.  I haven't dribbled a ball in four and a half months.  Maybe I miss some of the attention, but besides that...
that a nice way of saying i rode the bench?	And you tore up your knee.  Rehab is tough.
you had a rough couple years, that's all.	That a nice way of saying I rode the bench?
because i'm kinda feeling that way, too.	You had a rough couple years, that's all.
it just isn't.	Because I'm kinda feeling that way, too.
yeah.  two weeks.  i didn't get to send you an invitation, but if you...	That's okay.  I'm probably, you know, busy.
strong enough to get you down the aisle?	Yeah.  Two weeks.  I didn't get to send you an invitation, but if you...
getting there.	Strong enough to get you down the aisle?
so...how's the knee?	Getting there.
darryl.  he's alright, kinda corny.	So...how's the knee?
who's this guy i always see her around?	Darryl.  He's alright, kinda corny.
kyra's gone for a couple days.  figured i'd keep mom company.	Who's this guy I always see her around?
you visiting?	Kyra's gone for a couple days.  Figured I'd keep Mom company.
yeah, and quincy, good luck with your knee, and everything.	Thanks.
yeah.  basketball just, isn't fun anymore.  you know?	No.
a rest?	Yeah.  Basketball just, isn't fun anymore.  You know?
i'm tired of playing overseas.  thinking about giving it a rest for awhile.	A rest?
what do you mean?	I'm tired of playing overseas.  Thinking about giving it a rest for awhile.
actually, i don't...	What do you mean?
figured it was something like that.	Actually, I don't...
must have been my cheap-ass answering machine.  it was always messing up.	Figured it was something like that.
wanted to give you props on making first team all-american.  and then when magic retired, i tried calling you again.	Must have been my cheap-ass answering machine.  It was always messing up.
oh yeah?	Wanted to give you props on making First Team All-American.  And then when Magic retired, I tried calling you again.
tried calling you a couple times.	Oh yeah?
kiss my ass.	Tried calling you a couple times.
funny.  i never did.	Kiss my ass.
well, i tried sneaking in after college, but they found breasts during my physical.	Funny.  I never did.
still working on being the first girl in the nba?	Well, I tried sneaking in after college, but they found breasts during my physical.
we won the championship.	Still working on being the first girl in the NBA?
so, how's pro-ball, europe?	We won the championship.
i forgot, "q-man."	So, how's pro-ball, Europe?
not for quincy mccall.	I forgot, "Q-man."
i thought a torn acl was ten to twelve.	Not for Quincy McCall.
a lot of things.  all i know is i'll be back in six months.	I thought a torn ACL was ten to twelve.
what are the doctors saying?	A lot of things.  All I know is I'll be back in six months.
yup.	What are the doctors saying?
i'm fine.  my dad said you tore your acl.	Yup.
i'm alright.  but you can sit.	I'm fine.  My dad said you tore your ACL.
shouldn't you be lying down, or...	I'm alright.  But you can sit.
thanks.	Shouldn't you be lying down, or...
no, it looks good.  i mean, it's cool.	Thanks.
just something i'm trying.	No, it looks good.  I mean, it's cool.
i was.  i see your peach fuzz finally grew in.	Just something I'm trying.
alright.  i heard you were in spain.	I was.  I see your peach fuzz finally grew in.
so...i guess i'll see you around.	Uh huh.
so that's it, just forget about us?	Damnitt, Monica.  This ain't about us anymore, it's about me.
few days ago.	So that's it, just forget about us?
when did you decide all this?	Few days ago.
i decided to go pro.  and who knows where i'll end up, you know?	When did you decide all this?
you're what?	I decided to go pro.  And who knows where I'll end up, you know?
look, i'm entering the draft.	You're what?
you don't think so?	Look, I'm entering the draft.
i don't think so.	You don't think so?
how are you going to tell me what i have time for?  i mean, whatever i did...we can fix this.	I don't think so.
i'm going through a lot of shit right now, more than you have time for.	How are you going to tell me what I have time for?  I mean, whatever I did...we can fix this.
what?	I'm going through a lot of shit right now, more than you have time for.
i'm not asking for us to be together.	What?
how do i know next time you're feeling neglected or whatever, you're not going to run around on me?  if we're going to be together i have to be able to trust you.	I'm not asking for us to be together.
well, if all you care about is basketball, why you fucking me?  go fuck dick vitale.	How do I know next time you're feeling neglected or whatever, you're not going to run around on me?  If we're going to be together I have to be able to trust you.
i'm a ballplayer.  if anyone knows what that means it should be you.	Well, if all you care about is basketball, why you fucking me?  Go fuck Dick Vitale.
never had to.	I'm a ballplayer.  If anyone knows what that means it should be you.
i never asked you to choose.	Never had to.
least you got your priorities straight.	I never asked you to choose.
if i stayed, i wouldn't be starting!	Least you got your priorities straight.
stay!	If I stayed, I wouldn't be starting!
that night you wanted to talk about your dad i had a curfew.  what was i supposed to do?	Stay!
you forgot to be there.	That night you wanted to talk about your Dad I had a curfew.  What was I supposed to do?
what, "q-man", did i forget to kiss your ass like everybody else?	You forgot to be there.
i just said i didn't fuck around.  but you got your head so far up your ass it took a cheap date for you to notice me.	What, "Q-man", did I forget to kiss your ass like everybody else?
so you fucked around to prove a point!	I just said I didn't fuck around.  But you got your head so far up your ass it took a cheap date for you to notice me.
least she had time for me.	So you fucked around to prove a point!
cheap date.	Least she had time for me.
i just took the ho to burger king, alright.	Cheap date.
talk to your new girlfriend.	I just took the ho to Burger King, alright.
can we talk?	Talk to your new girlfriend.
we're going to get some food.	Are you out of your mind?
what the hell's going on?	We're going to get some food.
oh, kerry, this is monica.  monica, kerry.	What the hell's going on?
the "man" again.	Woman...
yeah, i hit a three at the buzzer.	The "man" again.
yeah, sorry about that.  i had this meeting with this guy.	Yeah, I hit a three at the buzzer.
you weren't at my game.	Yeah, sorry about that.  I had this meeting with this guy.
hey, what's up.	You weren't at my game.
hey.	Hey, what's up.
fine...maybe i'll come by later.	Nah.  I have curfew.
you know what, i'm just gonna crash.	Fine...Maybe I'll come by later.
you want to go talk?	Not really.
look, this party's whack.  you ready to go?	You want to go talk?
who's nobody?	Look, this party's whack.  You ready to go?
nobody.	Who's nobody?
who was that?	Nobody.
he's just playing, q...	You think for once we could talk about something besides basketball?
sorry about your game.	It happens, right...
here i am.	Sorry about your game.
i've been trying to find you all day.	Here I am.
what's up?	I've been trying to find you all day.
hey.	What's up?
quincy...	For real.  I should be alone, anyway.
nah.  don't sweat it.	Quincy...
i mean, i can stay a few more minutes.	Nah.  Don't sweat it.
didn't realize you were watching the clock.	I mean, I can stay a few more minutes.
coach has us on eleven o'clock curfew. if i'm late, i don't suit up.	Didn't realize you were watching the clock.
why not?	Coach has us on eleven o'clock curfew. If I'm late, I don't suit up.
i...can't.	Why not?
i'm not up for running into anybody. let's just kick it here, alright?	I...can't.
nothing.  why don't we walk to my dorm?	I'm not up for running into anybody. Let's just kick it here, alright?
i know a lot of brothers dog their wives, i just never thought my pops would do some shit like this...	Nothing.  Why don't we walk to my dorm?
you're not stupid.	I know a lot of brothers dog their wives, I just never thought my pops would do some shit like this...
he even had me wanting to play for the "clippers."  man, how stupid am i.	You're not stupid.
she understands.	He even had me wanting to play for the "Clippers."  Man, how stupid am I.
what has he been to me?  i mean, he looked me in my face and lied like it was nothing.  like it was easy.  and i'm standing there getting loud on my mom like she's the one with no sense...	She understands.
i know he messed up, but that doesn't change what he's been to you.	What has he been to me?  I mean, he looked me in my face and lied like it was nothing.  Like it was easy.  And I'm standing there getting loud on my mom like she's the one with no sense...
don't put your hands in your pockets, hold your head up, always look a man in the eye, and all the time i'm hanging on his every word like he's god or something...	I know he messed up, but that doesn't change what he's been to you.
i won.	I wanted you to.
right here.	I won.
yo, where's the "d"?	Right here.
kiss my booty.	Plan to.
my court, i go first.	Kiss my booty.
give me the ball.	My court, I go first.
clothes.	What?
what are we playing for?	Clothes.
so how about a little one-on-one?	What are we playing for?
that was so weak.	Who cares if you're never known as the first girl in the NBA.  You'll get more play behind Quincy McCall's woman anyway.
i don't have it easy like you, alright. there's no red carpet laid out for me.	So you're gonna act salty all night?
then prove her wrong.	I don't have it easy like you, alright. There's no red carpet laid out for me.
i'm telling you, coach wishes she was here instead of me.	Then prove her wrong.
forget tonya randall.	I'm telling you, Coach wishes she was here instead of me.
it's okay, little baby.	Quit.
i said fine.	It's okay, little baby.
i can't help girls coming up to me.	I said fine.
fine, quincy.	I can't help girls coming up to me.
i can't be nice to a fan?	Fine, Quincy.
you do see me standing here, right?	I can't be nice to a fan?
what?	You do see me standing here, right?
basically broke down how i'm gonna make mad loot in the nba, me being such a limited commodity and all.	Whatever, big head.
what'd it say?	Basically broke down how I'm gonna make mad loot in the NBA, me being such a limited commodity and all.
yeah.	What'd it say?
you finish the reading for e-con?	Yeah.
what was that about?	I know, right?
it was on my bed when i came in.  can you just...?	You sure?
when'd you get this?	It was on my bed when I came in.  Can you just...?
what?	You had four offensive rebounds.
four.	What?
why?	Cause I don't just stick my dick in anything.
that what you think?	Why?
well, i'm sure she kept her word and left you satisfied.	That what you think?
none of your business.	Well, I'm sure she kept her word and left you satisfied.
so what dead-end street did you and shawnee hit?	None of your business.
figures.	So what dead-end street did you and Shawnee hit?
mulholland drive.	Figures.
i was about to ask you the same thing, going out with a college boy and all.	Mulholland Drive.
early night for you, isn't it?	I was about to ask you the same thing, going out with a college boy and all.
guess not.	So you took Shawnee, huh?
he ain't spalding.	Guess not.
yeah, the dj's kinda whack, though.  so who is this clown?	He ain't Spalding.
yeah.	Yeah, the DJ's kinda whack, though.  So who is this clown?
you having fun?	Yeah.
hey.	You having fun?
hey.	Hey.
you don't look half-bad.	You either.
yeah.	You don't look half-bad.
see you made it.	Yeah.
i don't.	Good.
didn't know you cared so much.	I don't.
with a jacked-up attitude.	Didn't know you cared so much.
please, you jump in some guy's face, talk smack and you get a pat on your ass.  but because i'm a female, i get told to calm down and act like a "lady".  i'm a ballplayer, okay.  a ball player.	With a jacked-up attitude.
i'm warning you.  you don't stall that bad attitude, no one's gonna recruit you.	Please, you jump in some guy's face, talk smack and you get a pat on your ass.  But because I'm a female, I get told to calm down and act like a "lady".  I'm a ballplayer, okay.  A ball player.
i'm warning you, don't tempt me.	I'm warning you.  You don't stall that bad attitude, no one's gonna recruit you.
i mean it, give it your best shot, cause i'm tired of you holding that over my head.	I'm warning you, don't tempt me.
would you watch the damn road?	I mean it, give it your best shot, cause I'm tired of you holding that over my head.
that's it, give it your best shot.	Would you watch the damn road?
when we were eleven years old cause he was about to lose.	That's it, give it your best shot.
god, here we go.	When we were eleven years old cause he was about to lose.
i'm not the one who put this scar here.	God, here we go.
your hot-ass temper.	I'm not the one who put this scar here.
who said i'm not getting recruited?	Your hot-ass temper.
see, that's why you ain't getting recruited.	Who said I'm not getting recruited?
who's spalding?	See, that's why you ain't getting recruited.
so who you going to the dance with, spalding?	Who's Spalding?
i don't.	So who you going to the dance with, Spalding?
didn't know you cared so much.	I don't.
yeah, an honest tramp-ass ho.  but i guess you'll stick your dick in anything.	Didn't know you cared so much.
so she's honest.	Yeah, an honest tramp-ass ho.  But I guess you'll stick your dick in anything.
and?  she's not saying, "i think you're a nice guy and i wanna get to know you better," she's saying, "i wanna bone."	So she's honest.
and?	And?  She's not saying, "I think you're a nice guy and I wanna get to know you better," she's saying, "I wanna bone."
she's a ho cause she's sending her coochie through the mail.	And?
why she gotta be a ho, just cause she wants to get with me.	She's a ho cause she's sending her coochie through the mail.
some note shawnee easton told me to give to you.	Big-ass titties?
what's that?	Some note Shawnee Easton told me to give to you.
please.	What's that?
guess "please" would be a stretch.	Please.
look, big head, i'll be at your car.	Guess "please" would be a stretch.
your legs don't look broke.	Look, big head, I'll be at your car.
a ride home.	Your legs don't look broke.
i know this.  what do you want?	A ride home.
way to hoop.	I know this.  What do you want?
last time they won, dr. j. was a nurse.	Shut up!
what?	Last time they won, Dr. J. was a nurse.
you're stupid.  and your daddy plays for the worst team in the nba.	What?
man, forget you then, stupid.	You're stupid.  And your Daddy plays for the worst team in the NBA.
i don't have to do what you say.	Man, forget you then, stupid.
so that means i have to ride with you.	I don't have to do what you say.
so?	So that means I have to ride with you.
my dad always drives my mom.	So?
i want to ride my own bike.	My Dad always drives my Mom.
five seconds.	I want to ride my own bike.
for how long?	Five seconds.
i think we gotta kiss now.	For how long?
okay.	I think we gotta kiss now.
kay.	Okay.
how bout twinkies?  my mom won't ever buy them.	Kay.
oh.	How bout Twinkies?  My mom won't ever buy them.
i don't like flowers.	Oh.
i guess, you know, we play ball and we ride to school together.  and if you get mad at me, i gotta give you flowers.	I don't like flowers.
what do i have to do?	I guess, you know, we play ball and we ride to school together.  And if you get mad at me, I gotta give you flowers.
i'd just tell my sister, lena.	She don't know how to box, I bet.  My dad showed me how to fight like Ali.
well, if anybody bothers you, you could just tell me cause i run this street.	I'd just tell my sister, Lena.
i don't care.	Well, if anybody bothers you, you could just tell me cause I run this street.
you do act different.	I don't care.
one time magic scored forty-eight points, and they only had six minute quarters and he sat out the whole fourth.	You do act different.
i don't know.  a lot.	One time Magic scored forty-eight points, and they only had six minute quarters and he sat out the whole fourth.
what was the most points your daddy ever got in junior high?	I don't know.  A lot.
he's alright, but my dad can take him.	What was the most points your Daddy ever got in Junior High?
i'm going to be number thirty-two, like magic.	He's alright, but my Dad can take him.
my dad plays for the "clippers."  he says i'ma be a doctor or a lawyer, but i'ma play for them, too.  same number and everything.	I'm going to be number thirty-two, like Magic.
he works at a bank.	My Dad plays for the "Clippers."  He says I'ma be a doctor or a lawyer, but I'ma play for them, too.  Same number and everything.
your dad play?	He works at a bank.
my mom says she doesn't know where i come from 'cause i act different.	Your Dad play?
i never knew a girl that could play.	My Mom says she doesn't know where I come from 'cause I act different.
i just can.	I never knew a girl that could play.
so how come you could play basketball?	I just can.
uh huh.	So how come you could play basketball?
for real?	Uh huh.
it's this big hole.  you could almost see bone.	For real?
so...does it hurt?	It's this big hole.  You could almost see bone.
told you i was nice.  i'm going to be the first girl in the nba.	I'ma be in the NBA.  You're gonna be my cheerleader.
one, up.	Lucky.
give it yourself.	I don't wanna look fast.  Thanks, girl.
well, can you give him this for me?	Give it yourself.
there's so many i just can't keep track.	Well, can you give him this for me?
c'mon, girl, you live next door.  who's been creeping?	There's so many I just can't keep track.
no.	C'mon, girl, you live next door.  Who's been creeping?
your hair looks so cute like that.	No.
hey.	Your hair looks so cute like that.
hey, girl.	Hey.
almost didn't recognize you with your hair like that.  how you been?	Happy.  And he won't want to see you.
he tore his acl.	Almost didn't recognize you with your hair like that.  How you been?
nona, please.	He tore his ACL.
the doctor'll be back in a minute.	Nona, please.
what's that, not great?	The doctor'll be back in a minute.
not great.	What's that, not great?
fine, then how many nights home is that?	Keep your voice down.
no, you said i should get my degree.  i like my "bullshit" job, okay, and it's gonna lead to a spot in the front office. til then, don't worry, there's just enough savings to keep your ass in gucci and gold.	Fine, then how many nights home is that?
you said you'd think about going back to get your degree.	No, you said I should get my degree.  I like my "bullshit" job, okay, and it's gonna lead to a spot in the front office. Til then, don't worry, there's just enough savings to keep your ass in Gucci and gold.
i have.	You said you'd think about going back to get your degree.
i'm just saying it'd be nice if you found time for your family. you should see the tramps coming after quincy.  if you don't talk to him...	I have.
yeah.	I'm just saying it'd be nice if you found time for your family. You should see the tramps coming after Quincy.  If you don't talk to him...
i came second to the nba.  i'm not about to come second to this bullshit scouting job.	Yeah.
i'm not gonna get anywhere punching a clock just so my wife doesn't get an attitude.	I came second to the NBA.  I'm not about to come second to this bullshit scouting job.
at one in the morning?	I'm not gonna get anywhere punching a clock just so my wife doesn't get an attitude.
i had some players to see and hands to shake.	At one in the morning?
you just got back from a four game road trip.	Nona, don't start bitching.  I got maybe two years left to play.  I'm just trying to put some things together for us.
business folks.	You just got back from a four game road trip.
with who?	Business folks.
just you and quincy, baby.  i got a meeting.	With who?
we should head over.	Just you and Quincy, baby.  I got a meeting.
what?  oh, and, uh, don't say "shit."	We should head over.
zeke.	What?  Oh, and, uh, don't say "shit."
guess i should have been telling your father.	So you're gonna take the word of some trick over Pop's?  He wouldn't lie.
i mean, how many times have you told me yourself to watch out for these ho's?	Guess I should have been telling your father.
quincy, please...	I mean, how many times have you told me yourself to watch out for these ho's?
this is just about money, you know that.	Quincy, please...
just...leave it alone.	This is just about money, you know that.
mom, we can't let something like this mess up the family.	Just...leave it alone.
whose truth are you talking about?	Mom, we can't let something like this mess up the family.
don't sweat it, okay.  sooner or later the truth'll come out.	Whose truth are you talking about?
guess he talked to you.	Don't sweat it, okay.  Sooner or later the truth'll come out.
sorry.  you okay?	I'm fine.
you scared me.	Sorry.  You okay?
later when?	I don't know, he had a meeting or something.
said he'd be home later.	Later when?
where's your dad?	Said he'd be home later.
yup.	Where's your dad?
still the man.	Yup.
twenty-seven points, eleven assists and still undefeated.	Still the man.
how was your game?	Twenty-seven points, eleven assists and still undefeated.
i've been hearing you.	How was your game?
you hearing me?	I've been hearing you.
okay.	You hearing me?
i'm not playing with you, these girls are looking to get you caught.  they see you, they see dollar signs.	Okay.
we were just studying.	I'm not playing with you, these girls are looking to get you caught.  They see you, they see dollar signs.
quincy, i told you about these fat-ass girls.	We were just studying.
what are you doing in my room?	Quincy, I told you about these fat-ass girls.
i look like some hoochie to you?  i found it on your floor.	What are you doing in my room?
uh, your earring?	I look like some hoochie to you?  I found it on your floor.
what is this?	Uh, your earring?
we still have to go?	Yeah.
what?	We still have to go?
yeah.	Fine, I'll fuck off, but not til I say something.
you want me to fuck off?	Yeah.
and now i'm paying for it, right?  that what this is about?  "i told you so?"	You want me to fuck off?
quincy.  i know you left school early to throw your middle finger up at me.	And now I'm paying for it, right?  That what this is about?  "I told you so?"
good.	Quincy.  I know you left school early to throw your middle finger up at me.
no.	Good.
i stopped taking your advice a long time ago, or did you forget?	No.
i can see that.  i know things look pretty bleak right now, but you can't get down on yourself.	I stopped taking your advice a long time ago, or did you forget?
look, i'm busy.	I can see that.  I know things look pretty bleak right now, but you can't get down on yourself.
don't remember that being my fault. seems like you divorced me same time as your mom.	Look, I'm busy.
after five years.	Don't remember that being my fault. Seems like you divorced me same time as your mom.
came by to check on you.	After five years.
what do you want?	Came by to check on you.
i know your mad at me, okay, but i can't let you do this.	Always thought "can't" wasn't in a man's vocabulary.
from your mouth.	I know your mad at me, okay, but I can't let you do this.
what?	From your mouth.
since we're being honest, guess i should tell you.  i'm dropping out of school and going pro.	What?
i'm saying i handled my responsibilities like a man.  but when you're in the nba, you pull into a city and there's a hundred women waiting at the hotel.  and another twenty that made it past security on your floor.  and the boldest one is standing right at your door.  and after awhile, it just becomes part of the game.  i'm sorry i lied to you, i shouldn't have.  but i did it cause i love you.	Since we're being honest, guess I should tell you.  I'm dropping out of school and going pro.
so now you're saying my mother trapped you?	I'm saying I handled my responsibilities like a man.  But when you're in the NBA, you pull into a city and there's a hundred women waiting at the hotel.  And another twenty that made it past security on your floor.  And the boldest one is standing right at your door.  And after awhile, it just becomes part of the game.  I'm sorry I lied to you, I shouldn't have.  But I did it cause I love you.
your mom was real quick to show you those pictures, wasn't she? well, she was nineteen when she got pregnant and don't get me wrong, you're the best thing in my life, but she knew i wasn't ready for no marriage.	So now you're saying my mother trapped you?
i ain't a damn liar.	Your mom was real quick to show you those pictures, wasn't she? Well, she was nineteen when she got pregnant and don't get me wrong, you're the best thing in my life, but she knew I wasn't ready for no marriage.
boy, you're so perfect you can look down on me?	I ain't a damn liar.
and some things should never fucking happen!	Boy, you're so perfect you can look down on me?
look, i ain't saying it was right, but sometimes things happen.	And some things should never fucking happen!
lucky kid.	Look, I ain't saying it was right, but sometimes things happen.
i messed up, okay, i know that.  but i ain't that kid's father.	Lucky kid.
we ain't got nothing to talk about.	I messed up, okay, I know that.  But I ain't that kid's father.
we need to talk.	We ain't got nothing to talk about.
still is, so let yourself out.	We need to talk.
your door was unlocked.	Still is, so let yourself out.
what are you doing here?	Your door was unlocked.
what's mom think?	We haven't exactly been living the fairy- tale life the past few years.  Something like this happens, it either brings a family closer or pushes them further apart.  We'll just have to see how it plays out.  I'm giving her some space, couple days...
a case like this could hang around for months and i'm up for this player relations job with the "clips."  this gets out, false or not, no one'll touch me.	What's Mom think?
why?	A case like this could hang around for months and I'm up for this player relations job with the "Clips."  This gets out, false or not, no one'll touch me.
i want this thing to go to court, but my lawyer's telling me to settle.	Why?
so what are you gonna do?	I want this thing to go to court, but my lawyer's telling me to settle.
no, you need to hear me say it, i'll say it.  it's not true.	So what are you gonna do?
sorry.	No, you need to hear me say it, I'll say it.  It's not true.
i just told you.	I mean, it's not true, is it?
tell me what?	I just told you.
some girl that's been hanging on at every party.  now i'm supposed to be her baby's daddy.  anyway, i told your mom i wanted to be the one who told you.	Tell me what?
what?	Some girl that's been hanging on at every party.  now I'm supposed to be her baby's Daddy.  Anyway, I told your mom I wanted to be the one who told you.
there's this thing out there.  this paternity suit.	What?
what mess?	there's this thing out there.  This paternity suit.
besides, the sooner you go pro, the sooner you'll have to deal with the mess i'm dealing with.	What mess?
okay...	Besides, the sooner you go pro, the sooner you'll have to deal with the mess I'm dealing with.
your mom got pregnant and i had to make choices.  you don't have a choice.	Okay...
you came out early.	Your mom got pregnant and I had to make choices.  You don't have a choice.
you know how much higher the play level is in the nba?  give yourself time to develop, quincy.  get an education.  the nba ain't going nowhere.	You came out early.
i'm also good enough to go pro.	You know how much higher the play level is in the NBA?  Give yourself time to develop, Quincy.  Get an education.  The NBA ain't going nowhere.
well, tell them to mind their damn business.  you're smart enough to get a degree.	I'm also good enough to go pro.
you know, people.	Well, tell them to mind their damn business.  You're smart enough to get a degree.
what people?	You know, people.
you work too hard, pop.	Let's hope I can say the same about you one day.
anyway, i gotta get to this meeting. tell your mom i'm gonna be late.	You work too hard, Pop.
you don't wanna hurt your back.	Anyway, I gotta get to this meeting. Tell your Mom I'm gonna be late.
i don't wanna hurt your feelings.	You don't wanna hurt your back.
yeah?  so you up for a game later?	I don't wanna hurt your feelings.
i don't care about the team.  i care about the school.	Didn't we already have this conversation?
pop, there's no way an ivy league team is going all the way.	I don't care about the team.  I care about the school.
cause when you say can't, you ain't a man.	That's right.
why not?	Cause when you say can't, you ain't a man.
"can't" should never be in a man's vocabulary.	Why not?
boy, what'd i tell you about using that word?	"Can't" should never be in a man's vocabulary.
that's none of your bussiness. i have been a good worker, a good and loyal worker for you, you fucking asshole.	HEY FUCK YOU DON WATCH IT NOW.
no need for braces, donnie.	THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS. I HAVE BEEN A GOOD WORKER, A GOOD AND LOYAL WORKER FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.
how are you paying tor the braces, donnie?	I don't know.
i can't believe you're gonna do this to me, the situation i'm in, i don't -- avi: you know what?  being hit by lighting doesn't matter for getting braces, ok? now solomon, let me just ask you once: please. please. don't do this.	How are you paying tor the braces, Donnie?
don, you got hit by lightning that time in tahoe, you went on vacation, i don't think braces is a good idea --	I can't believe you're gonna do this to me, the situation I'm in, I don't -- Avi: You know what?  Being hit by lighting doesn't matter for getting braces, ok? Now Solomon, let me just ask you once: Please. Please. Don't do this.
i need corrective oral surgery. i need the braces.	Don, you got hit by lightning that time in Tahoe, you went on vacation, I don't think braces is a good idea --
your teeth are straight.	I need corrective oral surgery. I need the braces.
what surery?	Oral surgery.  Corrective teeth surgery.
jimmy you look like you're about to fuckin' die right here --	Shut it.  Shut yer fuckin' mouth.
you fuckin' don't do that. you don't do it, you cocksucker. i'll fuckin' kill you with my barehands.  go. get the fuck fuck -- we're going back and we finish the show --	Jimmy you look like you're about to fuckin' die right here --
call 911, mary, do it right now.	You fuckin' don't do that. You don't do it, you cocksucker. I'll fuckin' kill you with my barehands.  Go. get the fuck fuck -- we're going back and we finish the show --
i'm telling you right now, i'm fine. i lost my goddamn balance and i couldn't see a moment, but i'm ok.	Call 911, Mary, do it right now.
no, no, c'mon jimmy we need to call this quits and you need to see a doctor.	I'm telling you right now, I'm fine. I lost my goddamn balance and I couldn't see a moment, but I'm ok.
no, no, no. i'm fine. it's small, i wanna keep going --	no, no, c'mon Jimmy we need to call this quits and you need to see a doctor.
call 911. call 911 right now.	No, no, no. I'm fine. It's small, I wanna keep going --
c'mon, jimmy, snap up, snap up --	In my sleep, Burt.
and the book says: "we may by through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."	C'mon, Jimmy, snap up, snap up --
you okay?  huh?  jimmy?	And the book says: "We may by through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."
it's been the same fuckin' thing for thirty years, burt --	These adults are tough enough, I think you'll be surprised -- the Mexican's a bit of a question mark --
ooohhhhhh no.	It's been the same fuckin' thing for thirty years, Burt --
you ok?	ooohhhhhh no.
i'm fuckin' hammered, burt.	You ok?
you smell like trouble --	I'm fuckin' hammered, Burt.
ok. janet you have phil parma --	Hello, Phil.
hello?	Ok. Janet you have Phil Parma --
nothing's wrong, i just got some guy on the phone on my other line, he's says he works for this guy, this guy who's frank's father --	-- no,no,no what is this? who? What's this guy's name?
what's wrong?	Nothing's wrong, I just got some guy on the phone on my other line, he's says he works for this guy, this guy who's Frank's father --
hey, janet, it's chad.	What's wrong?
thank you, chad, and good luck to you and your mother --	Thank you.  Thank you very much.
alright, so i'm gonna transfer you over to frank's assitant, janet she's gonna see what she can do --	Thank you, Chad, and good luck to you and your mother --
yeah, hey. chad.	Alright, so I'm gonna transfer you over to Frank's assitant, Janet she's gonna see what she can do --
it's a helluva disease.	Sure is.  So why call me?
it was scary though.	It's a helluva disease.
oh that's good.	It was scary though.
oh, she's fine.	Oh that's good.
it's rough.  i'm sorry, did she make it?	Oh, she's fine.
my mother had breast cancer.	It's rough.  I'm sorry, did she make it?
brain and lung.	My mother had breast cancer.
what kind of cancer?	Brain and Lung.
there's no number for frank in any of earl's stuff and he's pretty out of it -- i mean, like i said, he's dying, y'know.  dying of cancer.	What kind of Cancer?
well i'm not sure why you're calling me.	There's no number for Frank in any of Earl's stuff and he's pretty out of it -- I mean, like I said, he's dying, y'know.  Dying of Cancer.
does this sound weird?	Well I'm not sure why you're calling me.
uh-huh.	Does this sound weird?
i know -- and i can't really explain that, but i have a feeling there's something, some situation between them, like they don't really know each other much or well, something like they don't talk much anymore --	Uh-huh.
why don't they have the same last name? they don't have the same last name.	I know -- and I can't really explain that, but I have a feeling there's something, some situation between them, like they don't really know each other much or well, something like they don't talk much anymore --
i'm here, i'm listening.	OK.  See:  Frank TJ Macky is Earl Partridge's son....
well, ok.  lemme see how i explain this without it seeming kinda crazy, but here go:  i'm, my name is phil parma and i work for a man named earl partridge -- mr. earl partidge. i'm his nurse.  he's a very sick man. he's a dying man and he's sick and he's asked me to help him, to help him find his son -- hello?  are you there, hello?	I'm here, I'm listening.
well what's the situation?	Well, ok.  Lemme see how I explain this without it seeming kinda crazy, but here go:  I'm, my name is Phil Parma and I work for a man named Earl Partridge -- Mr. Earl Partidge. I'm his nurse.  He's a very sick man. He's a dying man and he's sick and he's asked me to help him, to help him find his son -- Hello?  Are you there, hello?
well can you connect me to someone else?	Well what's the situation?
i'm really only equipped to take orders --	Well can you connect me to someone else?
well i don't want to order anything, you see. i have a situation, a situation just come up that's really pretty serious and i'm not sure who i should talk to or what i should do but could you maybe put me in touch with the right person if i explain myself?	I'm really only equipped to take orders --
it is.  can i have your home phone number with area code?	Well I don't want to order anything, you see. I have a situation, a situation just come up that's really pretty serious and I'm not sure who I should talk to or what I should do but could you maybe put me in touch with the right person if I explain myself?
hi, hello, great.  this is seduce and destroy?	It is.  Can I have your home phone number with area code?
your mother wants to hear from you --	GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
get out.	Your mother wants to hear from you --
honey.	GET OUT.
you burn in bell.  you burn in hell and you deserve it -- you get the fuck out.	Honey.
please put your clothes on, please --	YOU BURN IN BELL.  You burn in hell and you deserve it -- YOU GET THE FUCK OUT.
i'm not your baby, i'm not your girl. i'm not your fuckin' baby --	Please put your clothes on, please --
baby, please, please --	I'M NOT YOUR BABY, I'M NOT YOUR GIRL. I'm not your fuckin' baby --
fuck you.  you get the fuck out of here.	baby, please, please --
i'm not lying to you, i'm not --	FUCK YOU.  YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
fuck you.  fuck you, you get out.	I'm not lying to you, I'm not --
i'm dying, claudia.  i have cancer. i have cancer and i'm dying, soon. it's metastasized in my bones and i --	FUCK YOU.  FUCK YOU, YOU GET OUT.
get the fuck out.	I'm dying, Claudia.  I have cancer. I have cancer and I'm dying, soon. It's metastasized in my bones and I --
now stop it and listen to me right now. i am dying, i got sick...now i fell down and i'm not...don't --	GET THE FUCK OUT.
get out of here, get the fuck out of my house --	Now STOP IT and LISTEN to me right now. I AM DYING, I GOT SICK...now I fell down and I'm Not...DON'T --
i have something, so much -- i'm sick, claudia. i'm sick.	Get out of here, get the fuck out of my house --
i'm not crazy.  you're the one.  you're the one who's wrong.  you're the one --	I have something, so much -- I'm sick, Claudia. I'm sick.
i'm not saying that, i'm sorry --	I'M NOT CRAZY.  You're the one.  You're the one who's wrong.  You're the one --
i'm not crazy.  don't you tell me i'm crazy.	I'm not saying that, I'm sorry --
don't yell, honey.  please don't go crazy --	I'M NOT CRAZY.  Don't you tell me I'm crazy.
yeah, yeah right -- what the fuck are doing?  what the fuck are you doing in my house?	Don't yell, honey.  Please don't go crazy --
i don't want you to think that i'm that way to you -- i'm not gonna call you a slut or something --	Yeah, yeah right -- what the fuck are doing?  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?
why are you here, why are you doing this? coming in here -- you wanna call me a whore?	I don't want you to think that I'm that way to you -- I'm not gonna call you a slut or something --
please.  it doesn't have to be now. maybe we can make a date to sit down, i didn't mean to walk in on you like this --	Why are you here, why are you doing this? Coming in here -- you wanna call me a whore?
i don't wanna talk to you.	Please.  It doesn't have to be now. Maybe we can make a date to sit down, I didn't mean to walk in on you like this --
...i want to....i want so many things, claudia. maybe we can just talk to straighten our things out....there are so many things that i want to tell you --	I don't wanna talk to you.
don't sit down.	...I want to....I want so many things, Claudia. Maybe we can just talk to straighten our things out....there are so many things that I want to tell you --
i want to sit.  i want to talk to you.	Don't sit down.
what the fuck do you want?	I want to sit.  I want to talk to you.
no.  no.	What the fuck do you want?
wanna call me a slut now, something?	No.  No.
he's not my boyfriend.	Wanna call me a slut now, something?
i'd like to talk to you.  your boyfriend let me in, i just knocked on the door --	He's not my boyfriend.
what do you want? why are you here?	I'd like to talk to you.  Your boyfriend let me in, I just knocked on the door --
it's me.  claudia.  it's me.	What do you want? Why are you here?
...what the fuck is this...?	It's me.  Claudia.  It's me.
please, what is it, please --	just let me walk out, ok?
let me go, leave me, let me go, it's ok, please.	please, what is it, please --
i won't say, no, wait, claudia --	Let me go, leave me, let me go, it's ok, please.
just say no.	I won't say, no, wait, Claudia --
what?	Just say no.
....now that i've met you.... would you object to never seeing me again?	What?
wanna kiss me, jim?	Yes I do.
say what you want and you'll see --	Wanna kiss me, Jim?
ohhhh i started this, didn't i, didn't i, didn't i, fuck.	Say what you want and you'll see --
i'll take everything at face value. i'll be a good listener to you.	Ohhhh I started this, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I, fuck.
i've got troubles.	I'll take everything at face value. I'll be a good listener to you.
it's ok.	I've got troubles.
you don't know how crazy i am.	It's ok.
it's ok.	You don't know how crazy I am.
you don't how fuckin' stupid i am.	It's ok.
i haven't been on a date since i was married and that was three years ago....and claudia...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't...and i will listen...i will be a good listener to you if that's what you want...and you know, you know...i won't judge you.... i can do that sometimes, i know, but i won't...i can...listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might think i'll think or on and on and just say it and i'll listen to you....	You don't how fuckin' stupid I am.
that was so great what you just said.	I haven't been on a date since I was married and that was three years ago....and Claudia...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't...and I will listen...I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want...and you know, you know...I won't judge you.... I can do that sometimes, I know, but I won't...I can...listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might think I'll think or on and on and just say it and I'll listen to you....
i'm sorry --	That was so great what you just said.
oh my god, jim. jim, that was so --	I'm sorry --
i lost my gun after i left you today and i'm the laughing stock of a lot of people.  i wanted to tell you that. i wanted you to know...and it's on my mind and it makes me look like a fool and i feel like a fool and you asked that we should say things, that we should say what we're thinknig and not lie about things and i'll tell you that, this: that i lost my gun and i'm not a good cop...and i'm looked down at...and i know that....and i'm scared that once you find that out you might not like me.	Oh my god, Jim. Jim, that was so --
what?	I lost my gun after I left you today and I'm the laughing stock of a lot of people.  I wanted to tell you that. I wanted you to know...and it's on my mind and it makes me look like a fool and I feel like a fool and you asked that we should say things, that we should say what we're thinknig and not lie about things and I'll tell you that, this: that I lost my gun and I'm not a good cop...and I'm looked down at...and I know that....and I'm scared that once you find that out you might not like me.
i lost my gun.	What?
you're a police officer.  you have so much, so many good things and you seem so together...so all straight and put together without problems.	I lost my gun.
-- no, like what, what do you mean?	You're a police officer.  You have so much, so many good things and you seem so together...so all straight and put together without problems.
i'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon.  that you're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me --	-- no, like what, what do you mean?
yeah, of course.	I'm really nervous that you're gonna hate me soon.  That you're gonna find stuff out about me and you're gonna hate me --
can i tell you something?	Yeah, of course.
yeah.	Can I tell you something?
that felt good to do...to do what i wanted to do.	Yeah.
well.	That felt good to do...to do what I wanted to do.
ok.	ok.
i'm gonna run to the bathroom for a minute...maybe just --	ok.
i'm sorry.	I'm gonna run to the bathroom for a minute...maybe just --
-- well i'm a real...y'know, straight when it comes to that...curse words i just don't use much --	I'm sorry.
no, i'm sorry.  i'm saying i'm sorry. i talk like a jerk sometimes --	-- well I'm a real...y'know, straight when it comes to that...curse words I just don't use much --
...nothing.  i'm sorry...	No, I'm sorry.  I'm saying I'm sorry. I talk like a jerk sometimes --
i'm sorry.	...nothing.  I'm sorry...
it's fine.	I'm sorry.
i didn't mean...it's seems vulgar or something, i know --	It's fine.
-- no, no, it's fine. fine.	I didn't mean...it's seems vulgar or something, I know --
i'm sorry --	-- no, no, it's fine. Fine.
you really use strong language.	I'm sorry --
what?	You really use strong language.
wow....huh..."...piss and shit..."	What?
ok.  i'll tell you everything and you tell me everything and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people....	Wow....huh..."...piss and shit..."
let's make a deal.	Ok.  I'll tell you everything and you tell me everything and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people....
to not do that.  to not do that that we've maybe done -- before --	Let's make a deal.
...yeah...	To not do that.  To not do that that we've maybe done -- before --
what i just said...y'know, people afraid to say things....no guts to say the things that they...that are real or something...	...yeah...
ok.	What I just said...y'know, people afraid to say things....no guts to say the things that they...that are real or something...
you wanna make a deal with me?	ok.
no, no.	You wanna make a deal with me?
and i bet you say that to all the girls --	No, no.
i've never found someone really that i think i would like to go out with.	And I bet you say that to all the girls --
why not?	I've never found someone really that I think I would like to go out with.
well i don't go out very much.	Why not?
so you've done it --	Well I don't go out very much.
well, that's a natural thing, two people go out on a date, something.  they want to impress people, the other person...or they're scared maybe what they say will make the other person not like them --	So you've done it --
did you ever go out with someone and just....lie....question after question, maybe you're trying to make yourself look cool or better than you are or whatever, or smarter or cooler and you just -- not really lie, but maybe you just don't say everything --	Well, that's a natural thing, two people go out on a date, something.  They want to impress people, the other person...or they're scared maybe what they say will make the other person not like them --
great, bye.	Bye.
oh, see?  this is great.  ten o'clock.	Great, bye.
it's my favorite place --	Oh, see?  This is great.  Ten o'clock.
yeah, you know it? you know billingsley's?	It's my favorite place --
billingsley's?	Yeah, You know it? You know Billingsley's?
no, no, just casual maybe, maybe i thought -- there's a spot i like to go, it's real nice that overlooks a golf course and the course is lit up at night --	Billingsley's?
oh sure yes, that's fine, late dinners are good.  should i get dressed up or -- ?	No, no, just casual maybe, maybe I thought -- there's a spot I like to go, it's real nice that overlooks a golf course and the course is lit up at night --
what about ten o'clock, is that too late?  i don't get off and then --	Oh sure yes, that's fine, late dinners are good.  Should I get dressed up or -- ?
eight o'clock?	What about ten o'clock, is that too late?  I don't get off and then --
no, i'm off tonight.  i would lov-like, to go tonight, i can pick you up, i can pick you up here at about what time?  what time?	Eight o'clock?
do you wanna go tonight?  i mean, are you working?	No, I'm off tonight.  I would lov-like, to go tonight, I can pick you up, I can pick you up here at about what time?  What time?
i thought you were flirting with me a little.	Do you wanna go tonight?  I mean, are you working?
yeah.	I thought you were flirting with me a little.
really?	Yeah.
i don't know.  i haven't thought about it -- you know what -- that's not true -- i have thought about it.  i've thought about going on a date with you since you opened the door.	Really?
then...i'd like to go...what do you want to do?	I don't know.  I haven't thought about it -- you know what -- that's not true -- I have thought about it.  I've thought about going on a date with you since you opened the door.
no.	Then...I'd like to go...What do you want to do?
well...is that illegal?	No.
please, yes.	Well...is that illegal?
you wanna go on a date with me?	Please, yes.
no, no.  i was wondering...man oh man. i think i feel like a bit of a scum-bucket doing this, considering that i came here as an officer of the law and the situation and all this but i think i'd be a fool if i didn't do something i really want to do which is to ask you on a date.	You wanna go on a date with me?
what is it?  did you forget something?	No, no.  I was wondering...man oh man. I think I feel like a bit of a scum-bucket doing this, considering that I came here as an officer of the law and the situation and all this but I think I'd be a fool if I didn't do something I really want to do which is to ask you on a date.
i'm sorry, claudia.	What is it?  Did you forget something?
good bye.	I'm sorry, Claudia.
bye, bye, claudia.	Good bye.
yeah, good, ok.	Bye, bye, Claudia.
just jim.	yeah, good, ok.
yes.  i will.  it was nice to meet you officer jim.	Just Jim.
ok, then.  keep your chin up and your music down, alright?	Yes.  I will.  It was nice to meet you Officer Jim.
i'm sorry.	Ok, then.  Keep your chin up and your music down, alright?
no. no.  don't joke about that. that's not funny, claudia.  please, now.	I'm sorry.
if you're not here for a 422 --	No. No.  Don't joke about that. That's not funny, Claudia.  Please, now.
well if you listen' to that music too loud again and that fella returns maybe we'll share another cup of coffee --	If you're not here for a 422 --
we were just gettin' warmed up. we were just getting started.	Well if you listen' to that music too loud again and that fella returns maybe we'll share another cup of coffee --
this is my job.	We were just gettin' warmed up. We were just getting started.
tempural-something-mandibular, thing with something, i dunno. but it affects my ear, i don't even know if i have tmj exactly but just very tight, like - it's like a muscle spasm and it's just gets so clenched --	This is my job.
what's that stand for?	Tempural-something-mandibular, thing with something, I dunno. But it affects my ear, I don't even know if I have TMJ exactly but just very tight, like - it's like a muscle spasm and it's just gets so clenched --
--- yeah, yeah, i get in it in my ear. it's tmj is what it's called technically.	What's that stand for?
this is, for not a fresh cup, a great cup of coffee, claudia --	Thank you.
ok, ok. i'm back.	This is, for not a fresh cup, a great cup of coffee, Claudia --
i'm gonna run to the bathroom real quick.	Okey-doke.
but i wouldn't mind comin' back in an hour just to see your pretty face!	I'm gonna run to the bathroom real quick.
you won't.  you won't have to.	But I wouldn't mind comin' back in an hour just to see your pretty face!
i don't wanna have to come back here in an hour and find that there's been another disturbance.	You won't.  You won't have to.
it's not my boyfriend -- and it's not anything -- it's over.  really. it's not.  he won't came back.	I don't wanna have to come back here in an hour and find that there's been another disturbance.
it's where situations like these lead, claudia, unless you do something about it early, if and when the police call and come for help.  now there are certain measures you can take --	It's not my boyfriend -- and it's not anything -- it's over.  Really. It's not.  He won't came back.
it's not -- what's a 422?	It's where situations like these lead, Claudia, unless you do something about it early, if and when the police call and come for help.  Now there are certain measures you can take --
many times, in damestic abuse situations the young lady is afraid to speak, but i have to tell you that, being a police officer, i've seen it happen: young woman afraid to speak, next thing you know, i'm gettin' a call on the radio, i got a 422 --	It's not -- what's a 422?
-- is not my boyfriend.	Many times, in damestic abuse situations the young lady is afraid to speak, but I have to tell you that, being a police officer, I've seen it happen: Young woman afraid to speak, next thing you know, I'm gettin' a call on the radio, I got a 422 --
the gentleman who came to the door --	-- is not my boyfriend.
i don't have a boyfriend.	The gentleman who came to the door --
is this boyfriend bothering you?	I don't have a boyfriend.
arlight, then.  cheers.	Is this boyfriend bothering you?
yeah.	Arlight, then.  Cheers.
that'd be fine.  so, claudia, lemme just say, so i can get my role of lapd officer out of the way before we enjoy our coffee  i'm not gonna write you up or anything, i'm not gonna give you a citation here -- but the real problem we have is that there are people around here, people that work from their homes, people tryin' to get some work done, and if you're listenin' to your music that loud:  they're incovenienced by that.  if you had a job you'd probably understand, but i see you like listenin' to your music and that's fine, you're just gonna wanna keep it down at a certain volume, maybe memorize what number you see on the dial and just always put it to that -- if it's the middle of the day -- that's what i do -- just put it on two and a half and that's a good listening level, alright? i see you like listenin' to your music loud, but, hey, forget about the neighbors, you end up damaging your own ears ok?	Yeah.
you take cream or sugar?	That'd be fine.  So, Claudia, lemme just say, so I can get my role of LAPD officer out of the way before we enjoy our coffee  I'm not gonna write you up or anything, I'm not gonna give you a citation here -- but the real problem we have is that there are people around here, people that work from their homes, people tryin' to get some work done, and if you're listenin' to your music that loud:  They're incovenienced by that.  If you had a job you'd probably understand, but I see you like listenin' to your music and that's fine, you're just gonna wanna keep it down at a certain volume, maybe memorize what number you see on the dial and just always put it to that -- If it's the middle of the day -- that's what I do -- just put it on two and a half and that's a good listening level, alright? I see you like listenin' to your music loud, but, hey, forget about the neighbors, you end up damaging your own ears ok?
oh, it'll be fine, i'm sure, claudia.	You take cream or sugar?
i don't know how fresh it's gonna be --	Oh, it'll be fine, I'm sure, Claudia.
that's great, thank you.	I don't know how fresh it's gonna be --
-- do you wanna cup?	That's great, thank you.
i like iced coffee, generally, but a day like this, rain and what not, i enjoy a warm cup --	-- do you wanna cup?
yeah...it's not...it's been on for a bit --	I like iced coffee, generally, but a day like this, rain and what not, I enjoy a warm cup --
got some coffee brewing, huh?	Yeah...it's not...it's been on for a bit --
you and your boyfriend have a party last night?	I don't have a boyfriend.
yeah.	You and your boyfriend have a party last night?
i'm a bit of a slob myself.	Yeah.
yeah.	I'm a bit of a slob myself.
bit messy.	Yeah.
about two years ago.	Bit messy.
you just move in here?	About two years ago.
ok.	You just move in here?
claudia: why don't you let me handle the questions and you handle the answers, ok?	ok.
what are you lookin' for?	Claudia: Why don't you let me handle the questions and you handle the answers, ok?
it's fine.	What are you lookin' for?
you mind if i check things back here?	It's fine.
i was...he's gone...i mean it's not. it's over, y'know --	You mind if I check things back here?
who was it?	I was...he's gone...I mean it's not. It's over, y'know --
no.	Who was it?
you don't have a boyfriend?	No.
no.	You don't have a boyfriend?
was it a boyfriend of yours?	No.
yes.  i had someone come to my door, someone i didn't want here and i told them to leave -- so -- it's no big deal. they left.  i'm sorry.	Was it a boyfriend of yours?
i got a call of a disturbance, screaming and yelling, loud music.  has there been some screaming and yelling?	Yes.  I had someone come to my door, someone I didn't want here and I told them to leave -- so -- it's no big deal. They left.  I'm sorry.
no.	I got a call of a disturbance, screaming and yelling, loud music.  Has there been some screaming and yelling?
yeah.	You got the TV on too, keep those on at that same time usually?
and that could be the sign of a damaged ear drum, you understand?	Yeah.
i didn't realize it was that loud.	And that could be the sign of a damaged ear drum, you understand?
well if you keep listenin' to the music that loud you're not only gonna damage your ears but your neighbors ears.	I didn't realize it was that loud.
no.	Well if you keep listenin' to the music that loud you're not only gonna damage your ears but your neighbors ears.
-- listenin' to that music so loud: you tryin' to damage your ears?	No.
yeah, but i don't know --	-- listenin' to that music so loud: You Tryin' To Damage Your Ears?
did you hear what i said?	Yeah, but I don't know --
what?	Did you hear what I said?
ok.  claudia wilson: you tryin' to go deaf?	What?
wilson.	Ok.  Claudia Wilson: You tryin' to go deaf?
ok. for one thing, we're gonna need to turn that music down so we can talk, ok?	I'm sorry.
for what?	Ok. For one thing, we're gonna need to turn that music down so we can talk, ok?
yes.	No one else in there with you?
...yeah...	I'm sorry, I had to get dressed.
open the door.	I'm coming!
uh...uh...what is it?	It's the LAPD, can you open the door, please?
lapd. open the door.	uh...uh...What is it?
...hello...?	LAPD. Open the door.
claudia.	Claudia What?
what's your name?	Claudia.
yes.	What's your name?
you live alone?	Yes.
no, what's wrong?	You mind if I come in, check things?
yes.	You alone in there?
-- you the resident here?	Yes.
-- what kind?	It doesn't matter.
i want a shot of tequila too.	-- what kind?
diet coke.	I want a shot of tequila too.
diet coke.	Diet Coke.
-- can i get you?	Diet Coke.
yeah, yes, hi, hello.	-- can I get you?
hello.  you're back again, huh?	yeah, yes, hi, hello.
nothing. nothing happend. go away.	Don't tell me to go away, Stanley. I am the Co-ordinator in this show and you will answer the questions that I ask, you understand?
what happend, what's going on?	NOTHING. NOTHING HAPPEND. GO AWAY.
jesus christ, stanley, you can't go to the bathroom now.  you have exactly one minute before we're back on the air, this is not the time to go to the bathroom.	I'm, I need to go, I'm gonna --
i have to go to the bathroom, cynthia.	Jesus Christ, Stanley, you can't go to the bathroom now.  You have exactly one minute before we're back on the air, this is NOT the time to go to the bathroom.
i don't know.	Just hold it, you'll be fine.
can you hold it?	I don't know.
i should maybe go to the bathroom.	Can you hold it?
not enough, what do you want?	I should maybe go to the bathroom.
how much time do we have?	Not enough, what do you want?
what?	How much time do we have?
cynthia?	What?
c'mon guys, settle down --	Cynthia?
i can check on that for you, maybe we can take a tour --	Ok.
i'm wondering about the weather department. i'm wonderin' wether or not the weather people use outside meteorlogical services or if they have in-house instruments?	I can check on that for you, maybe we can take a tour --
sure, why?	I'm wondering about the weather department. I'm wonderin' wether or not the weather people use outside meteorlogical services or if they have in-house instruments?
have you ever been there?	Sure, why?
it's upstairs.	Have you ever been there?
where's the news department at this studio?	It's upstairs.
where's richard and julia?	They're here, they're fine. In the dressing room.  See you later --
ready to go,go,go?	Where's Richard and Julia?
i'm fine. yes. i'm fine.	Ready to go,go,go?
richard, shut it and keep it down.	If he hadn't pissed his pants, we woulda won.  We fucking had this game.
did we win or lose, i mean --?	I don't know, Richard, they need to talk it over --
let's go, c'mon, get up --	Did we win or lose, I mean --?
-- richard.	Bite it, Cynthia.  You could get free things from people that want you to endorse their products.
what do you mean, "like what?" -- you could get endorsments and shit --	-- Richard.
i - just - thought - that - i - didn't want - i - didn't - i - didn't -	It's ok, boy.
dad.	I - just - thought - that - I - didn't want - I - didn't - I - didn't -
i'm not mad, son, i will not be mad at you and it's ok and please put it down and i won't be mad and i won't --	DAD.
daddy, fuck, daddy, don't get mad at me. don't get mad at me --  just gimme your money.	I'm not mad, son, I will not be mad at you and it's ok and please put it down and I won't be mad and I won't --
that idea is over now. we're not gonna do that now.	DADDY, FUCK, DADDY, DON'T GET MAD AT ME. DON'T GET MAD AT ME --  JUST GIMME YOUR MONEY.
we gotta get his money so we can get outta here -- we gotta --	That idea is over now. We're not gonna do that now.
it's ok --	We gotta get his money so we can get outta here -- we gotta --
please, boy, put it down and it's ok.	It's ok --
dad --	Please, boy, put it down and it's ok.
son, please, now....	DAD --
give us your money, kid.	Son, please, now....
put the gun down, please, boy.	GIVE US YOUR MONEY, KID.
give us your money.	Put the gun down, please, boy.
-- no.	GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
bullshit, bullshit dad we gotta get his money --	-- no.
son, don't --	BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT DAD WE GOTTA GET HIS MONEY --
give us your money man.	Son, don't --
bullshit. bullshit, dad we need to get his money and go.	GIVE US YOUR MONEY MAN.
we're not gonna do that now.  we're not gonna do that now and that's over.	BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT, DAD WE NEED TO GET HIS MONEY AND GO.
c'mon, dad.  we gotta just get his money and go, let's go. let's get the money --	We're not gonna do that now.  We're not gonna do that now and that's over.
no, son...be quiet...be quiet now...	C'mon, Dad.  We gotta just GET HIS MONEY AND GO, LET'S GO. Let's get the money --
let's go, let's go, let's get his money and go -- did you get his money? did you get it?  did you get his money, dad?	No, Son...be quiet...be quiet now...
stay quiet...stay quiet, son --	LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GET HIS MONEY AND GO -- DID YOU GET HIS MONEY? DID YOU GET IT?  DID YOU GET HIS MONEY, DAD?
daddy! dad! dad what the hell is goin' on?	Stay quiet...stay quiet, son --
-- i told you who did it and you're not listening to me.	-- and I'm through playin' games.
i was listening --	-- I told you who did it and you're not listening to me.
did you listen to me?	I was listening --
whatever that meant, i'm sure it's real helpful ice-t.	Did you listen to me?
now that shit will help you solve the case.	Whatever that meant, I'm sure it's real helpful Ice-T.
check that ego - come off it - i'm the profit - the proffesor ima teach you 'bout the worm, who eventually turned to catch wreck with the neck of a long time oppressor and he's runnin from the devil, but the debt is always gaining and if he's worth being hurt, he's worth bringin' pain in - when the sunshine don't work, the good lord bring the rain in.	Now that shit will help you SOLVE the case.
finish it up without the lip.	Check that ego - come off it - I'm the profit - the proffesor Ima teach you 'bout The Worm, who eventually turned to catch wreck with the neck of a long time oppressor And he's runnin from the devil, but the debt is always gaining And if he's worth being hurt, he's worth bringin' pain in - When the sunshine don't work, the Good Lord bring the rain in.
i'm almost done.	Finish it up without the lip.
alright, alright, cut it, coolio. that's enough with the mouth and the language.	I'm almost done.
-- livin' to get older with a chip on your shoulder 'cept you think you got a grip, cauze you hip gotta holster? ain't no confessor, so busta, you best just shut the fuck up, try to listen and learn --	Alright, alright, cut it, coolio. That's enough with the mouth and the language.
-- watch the mouth, homeboy, i don't need to hear that word --	-- livin' to get older with a chip on your shoulder 'cept you think you got a grip, cauze you hip gotta holster? Ain't no confessor, so busta, you best just Shut The fuck up, try to listen and learn --
presence - with a double ass meaning gifts i bestow, with my riff, and my flow but you don't hear me though think fast, catch me, yo cause i throw what i know with a resonance - fo'yo'trouble-ass fiend in weenin yo-self off the back of the shelf jackass crackas, bodystackas dicktootin niggas, masturbatin' yo trigga butcha y'all just fake-ass niggas --	-- watch the mouth, homeboy, I don't need to hear that word --
go. hurry up. let's go.	Presence - with a double ass meaning gifts I bestow, with my riff, and my flow but you don't hear me though think fast, catch me, yo cause I throw what I know with a Resonance - fo'yo'trouble-ass fiend in weenin yo-self off the back of the shelf Jackass crackas, bodystackas dicktootin niggas, masturbatin' yo trigga butcha y'all just fake-ass niggas --
c'mon, man, just watch me, watch and listen --	Go. Hurry up. Let's go.
hey. watch the mouth. watch it.	C'mon, man, just watch me, watch and listen --
i ain't fuckin with you --	Hey. Watch the mouth. Watch it.
have you ever been to juvenille hall?	I ain't fuckin with you --
not yet -- "give you the clue for the bust if you show me some trust --"	Have you ever been to Juvenille Hall?
oh, you're a rapper, huh?  you got a record contract?	Not yet -- "give you the clue for the bust if you show me some trust --"
i'm a rapper.	Oh, you're a rapper, huh?  You got a record contract?
are you a joker? huh? tellin' jokes?	I'm a rapper.
i can help you solve the case, i can tell you who did it.	Are you a joker? huh? Tellin' jokes?
you wanna disrespect an officer of the law?	I can help you solve the case, I can tell you who did it.
no.	You wanna disrespect an officer of the law?
ok. listen. you: c'mere.	No.
leave this one to the detectives, they ain't gonna solve shit, i can help you, make you the man with a plan, give you the gift that i flow -- think fast -- you wanna know who killed that guy?	Ok. Listen. You: c'mere.
no can do.	Leave this one to the detectives, they ain't gonna solve shit, I can help you, make you the man with a plan, give you the gift that I flow -- think fast -- you wanna know who killed that guy?
tell me what you know, i'll tell you what i know --	No Can Do.
that's confidential information, little man.	Tell me what you know, I'll tell you what I know --
nope.  so what'd they find out in there?	That's confidential information, little man.
they don't have substitute teachers where you go to school?	Nope.  So what'd they find out in there?
no school today.  my teacher got sick.	They don't have substitute teachers where you go to school?
why the hell aren't you in school?	No school today.  My teacher got sick.
you wanna take my statement, i'll perform for you, gotta get paid though, gotta get paid.	Why the hell aren't you in school?
sorry, little man.	You wanna take my statement, I'll perform for you, gotta get paid though, gotta get PAID.
i'm trained, i'm ready to go, you wanna buy some candy to help underprivelaged youth in the --	Sorry, little man.
you don't just sign up to be a police officer -- it's about three years of training -- ok?	I'm trained, I'm ready to go, you wanna buy some candy to help underprivelaged youth in the --
put me on the payroll, find out, find out wassup --	You don't just sign up to be a police officer -- it's about three years of training -- ok?
i think it's more complicated than that little man.	Put me on the payroll, find out, find out wassup --
how much you pay me for my help?	I think it's more complicated than that little man.
phil, hang in just one more minute ok?  i'm gonna put you on hold -- doc you still there?	Yeah, I'm here, I'm off the elevator, walking down the hall, now --
i'm about to get off the elevator --	Phil, hang in just one more minute ok?  I'm gonna put you on hold -- Doc you still there?
doc, just - don't, how close are you?	I'm about to get off the elevator --
what happend?	Doc, just - don't, how close are you?
i'm walking towards the elevator's, janet.	Fine.  Phil, you still there?
what happend?	Doc, go get Frank and put him on the phone.
i need you to interupt him, i need to get him on the phone with me right away --	What happend?
he's doing the interview with the lady --	I need you to interupt him, I need to get him on the phone with me right away --
i have to talk to frank, is he nearby?	He's doing the interview with the lady --
what's up?	I have to talk to Frank, is he nearby?
doc it's janet.	What's up?
"it's a dangerous thing to confuse chidlren with angels..."	-- and you wanna know the common element for the entire group, like he asks...I'll tell you the answer: I'll tell you, 'cause I had that question.  I had that same question....Carbon. In pencil led, it's in the form of graphite and in coal, it's all mixed up with other impurities and in the diamond it's in hard form.  "Well...all we were asking was the common element, Donnie...but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge...ahhh, Kids!  Full of useless thoughts, eh?"  Thank you. Thank you.  And the book says: "We may be through with the past but the past is not through with us."  And NO IT'S NOT DANGEROUS TO DO THAT.
brad, i know you don't love me now --	"It's a dangerous thing to confuse chidlren with angels..."
gently, son --	Brad, I know you don't love me now --
you mind your own bussines.	Gently, son --
brad, honey, you have a special secret crush over here i think, don't take him too lovely -- he might get hurt --	You mind your own bussines.
i love you.  i love you and i'm sick.  i'ii talk to you....i'll talk to you tommorrow.  i'm getting corrective oral surgery tomorrow.  for my teeth.  for my teeth and for you....for you so we can speak. you have braces.  me too.  me too.  i'm getting braces, too.  for you.  for you, dear brad. and i don't have any money.  and i don't have any money now but i'ii get it...i will for you, brad.  i love you, brad.  brad the bartender.  you wanna love me back?  love me back and i'll be good to you.  i'ii be god damn good for you. and i won't be mad if you don't know who said what. i won't punish you if you get the answer wrong. i can teach and tell you: samuel johnson.	Brad, honey, you have a special secret crush over here I think, don't take him too lovely -- he might get hurt --
you seem the sort of person who confuses the two.	That's right.  That's the first time you're right.  I CONFUSE THE TWO AND I DON'T CARE.
i'm sick and i'm in love.	You seem the sort of person who confuses the two.
stay that way.	I'm sick and I'm in love.
i'm sick.	Stay that way.
why don't you run along now friend, your dessert is getting cold.	I'm sick.
you see?	Why don't you run along now friend, your dessert is getting cold.
mmm.hmm.	You see?
i confuse melancholy and depression sometimes....	Mmm.Hmm.
"if a brick weighs one pound plus one half brick -- how much does the brick weigh?" "well if subtracting the half of brick from the whole brick you got one half of brick, equals one pound so therefore the brick equals two pounds --" "a little more than kin and less than kind," is hamlet to claudius. "the sins of the father laid upon the children," is merchant of venice but borrowed from exodus 20:5 and "win her with gifts if she respects not words," is two gentleman from verona. where? who? how and why, kids?	"Why don't you shut the fuck up," is me to you, Chapter Right Here, Verse Right Now.
shall we drink to that?	"If a brick weighs one pound plus one half brick -- how much does the brick weigh?" "Well if subtracting the half of brick from the whole brick you got one half of brick, equals one pound so therefore the brick equals two pounds --" "A little more than kin and less than kind," is Hamlet to Claudius. "The sins of the father laid upon the children," is Merchant of Venice but borrowed from Exodus 20:5 and "win her with gifts if she respects not words," is Two Gentleman from Verona. Where? Who? How and Why, Kids?
i used to be smart but now i'm just stupid.	Shall we drink to that?
this sounds sad as a weeping willow.	I used to be smart but now I'm just stupid.
yes they do, they do, but i'll make my dreams come true, you see?  i will.	This sounds Sad as a Weeping Willow.
things go round 'n round, don't they?	Yes they do, they do, but I'll make my dreams come true, you see?  I will.
picky, picky.	-- and lemme tell you this: Samuel Johnson never had his life shit on and taken from him and his money stolen -- who took his life and his money?  His parents? His mommy and daddy?  Make him live this life like this -- "A man of genius" gets shit on as a child and that scars and it hurts and have you ever been hit by lighting? It hurts and it doesn't happen to everyone, it's an electrical charge that finds it's way across the universe and lands in your body and your head -- and as for "ruined but by himself," not if his parents take his friggin' life and his money and tell you to do this and do that and if you don't? well, what --
"the" cause of dullness in others --	Picky, picky.
it was the lovely samuel johnson who also spoke of a fella "who was not only dull but a cause of dullness in others."	"The" cause of dullness in others --
who was it that said: "a man of genius has seldom been ruined but by himself."	-- Samuel Johnson.
brad, dear?	Who was it that said: "A man of genius has seldom been ruined but by himself."
i used to be smart but now i'm just stupid.	Brad, dear?
that's right.	I used to be smart but now I'm just stupid.
what?	That's right.
but you're alright now, so what's the what?	What?
you talk in rhymes and riddles and ra...rub-adub --- but that doesn't mean anything to me, see....see...see i used to be smart....i'm quiz kid donnie smith. i'm quiz kid donnie smith from the tv --	Might of been before my time.
nothing special, just a spoke in the wheel.	You talk in rhymes and riddles and ra...rub-adub --- but that doesn't mean anything to me, see....see...see I used to be smart....I'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith. I'm Quiz Kid Donnie Smith from the tv --
what?  what does that mean?	Nothing special, just a spoke in the wheel.
you're a friend of the family i presume?	What?  What does that mean?
....do you know who i am?	You're a friend of the family I presume?
and i'm listening avidly, fellow.	My name is Donnie Smith and I have lot's of love to give.
no.  i mean, i'm telling you: i'm telling you that i have love.	And I'm listening avidly, fellow.
a very chatty-kind, you do, indeed, it seems.	No.  I mean, I'm telling you: I'm telling you that I have love.
i have love.	A very chatty-kind, you do, indeed, it seems.
well you lost me with the last couple of cocktail words spoken, m'boy, but i believe it's that sort of love. sounds nice to me.	I have love.
-- the kind of love that makes you feel that intagible joy.  pit of your stomach. like a bucket of acid and nerves running around and making you hurt and happy and all over you're head over heels....?	Well you lost me with the last couple of cocktail words spoken, m'boy, but I believe it's that sort of love. Sounds nice to me.
well --	-- the kind of love that makes you feel that intagible joy.  Pit of your stomach. Like a bucket of acid and nerves running around and making you hurt and happy and all over you're head over heels....?
is it real love?	Well --
i have love all over.  i even have love for you, friend.	Is it real love?
do you have love in your heart?	I have love all over.  I even have love for you, friend.
this sounds threatening.	Do you have love in your heart?
just throw some money around. money, money, money.	This sounds threatening.
maybe i'm just happy to see my friend, brad there.	Just throw some money around. Money, money, money.
you look like you've got money in your pocket.	Maybe I'm just happy to see my friend, Brad there.
please don't do this!	GIMME YOUR FUCKIN' KEYS.
give me your keys, don.	PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!
you were gonna ask me weren't you?	I've been a good worker, Solomon. A hard and loyal --
i don't know.	You were gonna ask me weren't you?
i've been a good worker --	Don't do this, Don.
and how much is braces?	It's...doesn't matter....
yes i do.	Your teeth are fine.
you don't need braces.	Yes I do.
yes.	You don't need braces.
braces?	Yes.
braces.	Braces?
what is that?	Braces.
two years! two years later and out of your paycheck, i never charge interest --	Solomon, please.  Please.  I am so fucked here if you do this.  This is the worst timing. The worst timing I could ever imagine. I need to keep working.  I have so many debts, so many things, I have, I have, I have -- I have surgery -- I have my oral surgery coming --
i paid you back.	Two years! Two years later and out of your paycheck, I never charge interest --
fuck you.  i pay you, i paid you. i give you a fucking chance and a chance and over and over, over you let me down.  i trust you with so much. the keys to my store, the codes to my locks, the life, the blood of my bussiness and return is smashing in seven-eleven, late, <u>always</u> late, loans -- i loaned you money for your kitchen that you never did --	I paid you back.
i lent my name, my celebrity. exactly --	FUCK YOU.  I pay you, I paid you. I give you a fucking chance and a chance and over and over, over you let me down.  I trust you with so much. The keys to my store, the codes to my locks, the life, the blood of my bussiness and return is smashing in seven-eleven, late, <u>always</u> late, loans -- I loaned you money for your kitchen that you never did --
-- i give you money, i give you a paycheck. your sales suck, don. i give, i give. when i find you, when i meet you, what? i put you on the billboard, i put you in the store, my salesman, my fucking representation of solomon and solomon electronic, quiz kid donnie smith from the game show --	I lent my name, my celebrity. Exactly --
i don't have any money, solomon. if you fire me --	-- I give you money, I give you a paycheck. Your sales suck, Don. I give, I give. When I find you, when I meet you, what? I put you on the billboard, I put you in the store, my salesman, my fucking representation of Solomon and Solomon Electronic, Quiz Kid Donnie Smith from the game show --
don't get strong, donnie. this is making sense, this making a lot of sense. you are not doing the job, the job i ask you to do, a job i give you. over and over and over and i'm sorry. but i'm not gonna say i'm sorry that much more.	Solomon: I am in the middle of so much. So much in my life and this is -- If you do this, if you fire me: I Am Fucked. I can't really explain much, but please, please, I've worked here for four years, four years I've given you and I'm, I'm, I mean what?  I'm sorry I was late. I had a car accident.  I accidentaly drove into a seven-eleven. It was not my fault.
this is so fucked, solomon. i don't deserve this.	Don't get strong, Donnie. This is making sense, this making a lot of sense. You are not doing the job, the job I ask you to do, a job I give you. Over and over and over and I'm sorry. But I'm not gonna say I'm sorry that much more.
don't donnie. don't do it.	This is so fucked, Solomon. I don't deserve this.
...please...	Don't Donnie. Don't do it.
-- how the fuck can i say anything to that -- i don't know what to say to that --	The job here is to make him as comfortable as possible -- right now -- our job is to just try and make it as painless as possible. Right?  You understand?
this is the number for hospice. ok. now. as far as the morphine pills go, there is something else to consider that can take the pain away that he is in, there is a very strong and very potent solution of liquid morphine....it's a little bottle, with an eye dropper and it's easy to get in his mouth and drop on his tounge and it will certainly diminish the pain that he is in but you have to realize that once you give it to him; there really is no coming back, i mean, it will certainly cure his pain, but he will float in and out of consciousness, even worse than he is now, linda.  i mean, any sign of the recognizable earl will pretty much go away --	-- how the fuck can I say anything to that -- I don't know what to say to that --
i need to sit down.	Ok. Linda:  Earl is not gonna make it. He's dying. He is.  He is dying very, very rapidly --
do you wanna sit down?	I need to sit down.
i'm listening.  i'm getting better.	Do you wanna sit down?
we can fix that, because i can give you -- are you listening?	I'm listening.  I'm getting better.
-- you don't understand: it's more pain than before and the fucking morphine pills aren't working, he's -- past two days it's like he can't really swallow them and i don't know if they're going down -- i can't see inside his mouth anymore -- i'm up all night staring at him and i don't think the pills are going down and he moans and he hurts --	We can fix that, because I can give you -- are you listening?
if you're happy with phil taking care of him and helping you, that's fine, but contact hospice to arrange for the body --	-- you don't understand: it's more pain than before and the fucking morphine pills aren't working, he's -- past two days it's like he can't really swallow them and I don't know if they're going down -- I can't see inside his mouth anymore -- I'm up all night staring at him and I don't think the pills are going down and he moans and he hurts --
yeah.	If you're happy with Phil taking care of him and helping you, that's fine, but contact Hospice to arrange for the body --
phil's one of the nurses from the service?	Yeah.
he has phil right now.	Phil's one of the nurses from the service?
well that's what hospice will take care of for you.  they will send a nurse, someone who can take care of all of that for you --	He has Phil right now.
i just, i just -- i just -- i'm just in a fucking state, i know he's going and it's like i don't know how -- just tell me <u>practical</u> things -- what the fuck do i do with his body? what happens when he dies? that next moment: what? what do i do?  then what?	Well that's what Hospice will take care of for you.  They will send a nurse, someone who can take care of all of that for you --
i can help you through this the best i know how but there are certain things you are gonna have to be strong about and take care of, now we can go over them, but i need to know that you're listening to me, ok?	I just, I just -- I just -- I'm just in a fucking state, I know he's going and it's like I don't know how -- just tell me <u>practical</u> things -- What the fuck do I do with his body? What happens when he dies? That next moment: What? What do I do?  Then What?
-- he's fucking dying, he's dying as we're sitting here and there isn't a fucking thing -- jesus, how can you tell me to calm down?	I can help you through this the best I know how but there are certain things you are gonna have to be strong about and take care of, now we can go over them, but I need to know that you're listening to me, ok?
what?  say it again...walking in the car?	....getthat on the tv....there...
she had cancer...from her...in her stomach and i didn't go anywhere with her...and i didn't do a god thing... for her and to help her....shit...this bitch...the beautiful, beautiful bitch with perfect skin and child bearing hips and so soft...her namewaslilysee?  he liked her though he did, his mom, frank/jack...he took care of her and she died. she didn't stick with him and he thinks and he hates me, ok...see...i'm...that's then what you get? ....are you still walkin' in that car...?	What?  Say it again...walking in the car?
yeah...so i go to her school for that for grade twelve...and we meet...she was fuckin...like a doll...porcelain doll...and the hips...child bearing hips...y'know that?  so beautiful. but i didn't have sex with anyone, you know?  i was not...i couldn't do anything...always scared, y'know... she was...she had some boyfriends...they liked her y'know...but i didn't like that. i couldn't get over that i wasn't a man, but she was a woman. y'see?  y'see i didn't make her feel ok about that....i would say, "how many men you been with?" she told me, i couldn't take it...take that i wasn't a man....because if i hadn't had sex with women...like as many women as she had men...then i was weak...a boy.... but i loved her...you understand? ....well, of course, i wanted to have sex with her...and i did and we were together....we met...age twelve, but then again...age seventeen...something, somethin... i didn't let her forget that i thought she was a bad...a slut.....a slut i would call her and hit her....i hit her for what she did...but we married...lily and me and we married...but i cheated on her...over and over and over again...because i wanted to be a man and i couldn't let her be a woman...a smart, free person who was something...my mind then, so fuckin' stupid, so fuckin....jesus christ, what would i think...did i think....? ...for what i've done...she's my wife for thirty eight years...i went behind her... over and over...fucking asshole i am that i would go out and fuck and come home and get in her bed and say "i love you..."  this'z jack's mother. his mother lily...these two that i had and i lost .... and this is the regret that you make...the regret you make is the something that you take...blah...blah...blah... something, something.....  gimme a cigarettee?	She had cancer...from her...in her stomach and I didn't go anywhere with her...and I didn't do a god thing... for her and to help her....shit...this bitch...the beautiful, beautiful bitch with perfect skin and child bearing hips and so soft...her namewasLilysee?  He liked her though he did, his mom, Frank/Jack...he took care of her and she died. She didn't stick with him and he thinks and he hates me, ok...see...I'm...that's then what you get? ....are you still walkin' in that car...?
twelve.	Yeah...So I go to her school for that for grade twelve...and we meet...she was fuckin...like a doll...porcelain doll...and the hips...child bearing hips...y'know that?  So beautiful. But I didn't have sex with anyone, you know?  I was not...I couldn't do anything...always scared, y'know... she was...she had some boyfriends...they liked her y'know...but I didn't like that. I couldn't get over that I wasn't a man, but she was a woman. Y'see?  Y'see I didn't make her feel ok about that....I would say, "How many men you been with?" She told me, I couldn't take it...take that I wasn't a man....because if I hadn't had sex with women...like as many women as she had men...then I was weak...a boy.... But I loved her...you understand? ....well, of course, I wanted to have sex with her...and I did and we were together....we met...age twelve, but then again...age seventeen...something, somethin... I didn't let her forget that I thought she was a bad...a slut.....a slut I would call her and hit her....I hit her for what she did...but we married...Lily and me and we married...but I cheated on her...over and over and over again...because I wanted to be a man and I couldn't let her be a woman...a smart, free person who was something...my mind then, so fuckin' stupid, so fuckin....jesus christ, what would I think...did I think....? ...for what I've done...She's my wife for thirty eight years...I went behind her... over and over...fucking asshole I am that I would go out and fuck and come home and get in her bed and say "I love you..."  This'z Jack's mother. His mother Lily...these two that I had and I lost .... and this is the regret that you make...the regret you make is the something that you take...blah...blah...blah... something, something.....  Gimme a cigarettee?
no, no, the grade...the grade that you're in?	Twelve.
graduation?	No, no, the grade...the grade that you're in?
she's my love...my life...love of it... in school when you're 12 years old. in school, in six grade....and i saw her and i didn't go to that school...but we met. and my friend knew her...i would say, "what's that girl?"  "how's that lily?" "oh, she's a bad girl...she sleeps with guys..."  my friend would say this....but then sometime...i went to another school, you see? but then...when high school at the end, what's that?  what is that?  when you get to the end?	Graduation?
no.	She's my love...my life...love of it... In school when you're 12 years old. In school, in six grade....and I saw her and I didn't go to that school...but we met. And my friend knew her...I would say, "What's that girl?"  "How's that Lily?" "Oh, she's a bad girl...she sleeps with guys..."  My friend would say this....but then sometime...I went to another school, you see? But then...when high school at the end, what's that?  What is that?  When you get to the end?
...lily...?	No.
no.	...Lily...?
do you know lily?  phil..do you know her?	No.
frank mackey.  that's your son?	that'snotmy name...find Lily, gimmme that, give it --
...find him on the...frank. his name's frank mackey --	Frank Mackey.  That's your son?
it's ok.	...find him on the...Frank. His name's Frank Mackey --
this is so boring...so goddamn... and dying wish and all that, old man on a bed...fuck...wants one thing:	It's ok.
-- it's not him. it's not him. he's the fuckin' asshole...phil..c'mere...	This is so boring...so goddamn... and dying wish and all that, old man on a bed...fuck...wants one thing:
you wanna call him on the phone? we can call him, i can dial the phone if you can remember the number --	-- it's not him. it's not him. He's the fuckin' asshole...Phil..c'mere...
is jack your son?	You wanna call him on the phone? We can call him, I can dial the phone if you can remember the number --
jack.	Is Jack your son?
who?	Jack.
i wanna see this...where is he, do you know?	Who?
who are you gonna call?	I wanna see this...where is he, do you know?
...gimme that fuckin' phone...	Who are you gonna call?
i'll get you another pain pill. another morphine pill --	...gimme that fuckin' phone...
...i can't hold onto this anymore...	I'll get you another pain pill. Another morphine pill --
you got it.	...I can't hold onto this anymore...
go fuck myself?	You got it.
do me a personal favor --	Go fuck myself?
how come every word you say is either "cocksucker," or "shitballs," or "fuck?"	Do me a personal favor --
...cocksucker....	How come every word you say is either "cocksucker," or "shitballs," or "fuck?"
there's no asshole like you.	...cocksucker....
other fuckin' assholes like me.	There's no asshole like you.
i've seen it before.	Other fuckin' assholes like me.
"yeah."  the fuck do you know?	I've seen it before.
yeah.	"yeah."  the fuck do you know?
time lines, y'know?  i remember things but not so -- right there -- y'know?	Yeah.
-- memory?	Time lines, y'know?  I remember things but not so -- right there -- y'know?
....i dunn...o....maybe ten...five, fuck, fuck....that's another thing that goes --	-- memory?
when was the last time you talked to your son?	....I dunn...o....maybe ten...five, fuck, fuck....that's another thing that goes --
...ah...maybe...yeah...she's a good one...	When was the last time you talked to your son?
she loves you.	...ah...maybe...yeah...she's a good one...
she's a good girl.  she's a little nuts, but she's a good girl i think. she's a little daffy.	She loves you.
she went out.  she said she went out to run some errands.  she'll be back.	She's a good girl.  She's a little nuts, but she's a good girl I think. She's a little daffy.
and do good things with her...share the thing...all that bullshit is true, y'know...find someone and hold on all that...where's linda?	She went out.  She said she went out to run some errands.  She'll be back.
i'm trying.	And do good things with her...share the thing...all that bullshit is true, y'know...find someone and hold on all that...Where's Linda?
get a girlfriend.	I'm trying.
no.	Get a girlfriend.
i don't know...i mean, he's around, he's here, in town, y'know, but i don't know...he's a tough one...very.... do you have a girlfriend, phil?	No.
where is he?	I don't know...I mean, he's around, he's here, in town, y'know, but I don't know...he's a tough one...very.... Do you have a girlfriend, Phil?
...ah...	Where is he?
you do?	...ah...
...no...no goddamn use.  i have a son, y'know?	You do?
fuckin' bullshit is what this is.	Fuckin' bullshit is right, in'it?
how's today then?	Fuckin' bullshit is what this is.
alright.  thank you.	Yep.
yeah.  you have the wrong number. there's no one named frank here.	Alright.  Thank you.
is this 509-9027?	Yeah.  You have the wrong number. There's no one named Frank here.
no.	Is this 509-9027?
i'm looking for frank mackey.	No.
i think you have the wrong number.	I'm looking for Frank Mackey.
hi.  is frank there?	I think you have the wrong number.
hello?	Hi.  Is Frank there?
you're hurting a lot of people, frank --	-- fuck you.
you requested my time and i gave it you, you called me a liar and made accusations. and you say, "if i'd known i wouldn't have asked," then it's not an attack?  well, i don't wanna be the sort of fella who doesn't keep his word.  i gave you my time, bitch. so fuck you now.	You're hurting a lot of people, Frank --
so you sat it out, that's what you did?	You requested my time and I gave it you, you called me a liar and made accusations. And you say, "If I'd known I wouldn't have asked," then it's not an attack?  Well, I don't wanna be the sort of fella who doesn't keep his word.  I gave you my time, Bitch. So fuck you now.
time's up.  thank you for the interview.	So you sat it out, that's what you did?
yeah.	I'm quietly judging you.
what am i doing?	Yeah.
c'mon, frank.  what are you doing?	What am I doing?
and that's what you've heard?	I talked to Miss Simms.  Miss Simms was your caretaker and neighbor after your mother died in 1980.
i was told that your mother died. that your mother died when you were young --	And that's what you've heard?
go ahead and waste your time.	I was told that your mother died. That your mother died when you were young --
no, this is about getting something right and claryfying one of your answers to an earlier question --	Go ahead and waste your time.
an old stomping ground --is this the "attack" portion of the interview, i figured this was coming sooner or later -- is "the girl" coming in for the kill?	No, this is about getting something right and claryfying one of your answers to an earlier question --
she lived in tarzana.	An old stomping ground --is this the "attack" portion of the interview, I figured this was coming sooner or later -- Is "the girl" coming in for the kill?
mm. hm.	She lived in Tarzana.
she does.  from when you were a boy.	Mm. Hm.
i know alotta women and i'm sure she remembers me.	She does.  From when you were a boy.
do you remember a miss simms?	I know alotta women and I'm sure she remembers me.
i'm not sure i hear a question in there?	Do you remember a Miss Simms?
we talked earlier about your mother. and we talked about your father and his death. and i don't want to be challenging or defeatist here, but i have to ask and i would want to clarify something -- something that i understand --	I'm not sure I hear a question in there?
this is how you wanna spend the time, then go, go, go -- you're gonna be surprised at what a waste it is -- "the most useless thing in the world is that which is behind me," chapter three --	We talked earlier about your mother. And we talked about your father and his death. And I don't want to be challenging or defeatist here, but I have to ask and I would want to clarify something -- something that I understand --
it's not like i'm trying to attack you --	This is how you wanna spend the time, then go, go, go -- you're gonna be surprised at what a waste it is -- "The most useless thing in the world is that which is behind me," Chapter Three --
not really.	It's not like I'm trying to attack you --
it's all important --	Not really.
-- there's a lot more important things i'd like to put myself <u>into</u> --	It's all important --
i'm saying, frank, in trying to figure out who you are --	-- there's a lot more important things I'd like to put myself <u>into</u> --
in aid of what?	I'm saying, Frank, in trying to figure out who you are --
well, just trying to figure out who you are, and how you might have become --	In aid of what?
yes.	Well, just trying to figure out who you are, and how you might have become --
are you asking me that?	Yes.
-- and i try and teach the students to ask: what is it in aid of?	Are you asking me that?
this isn't meant --	-- and I try and teach the students to ask: What is it in aid of?
thank you, muffy.  funny thing is: this is an important element of, "seduce and destory:" "facing the past is an important way in not making progress," that's something i tell my men over and over --	This isn't meant --
i would just want to clear some things up:	Thank you, Muffy.  Funny thing is: This is an important element of, "Seduce and Destory:" "Facing the past is an important way in not making progress," that's something I tell my men over and over --
so boring, so useless --	I would just want to clear some things up:
-- just to clarify --	So boring, so useless --
is that still lingering?	-- just to clarify --
i'm confused about your past is the thing.	Is that still lingering?
muffy -- coffee?	I'm confused about your past is the thing.
-- let's talk more about your background --	Muffy -- coffee?
i warned you -- i get on a roll...	-- let's talk more about your background --
it's fine.  i can bleep it out.	I warned you -- I get on a roll...
i just realized this is for television, isn't it?  i can't swear up and down like i just did.	It's fine.  I can bleep it out.
let's talk about --	I just realized this is for television, isn't it?  I can't swear up and down like I just did.
-- that's right, that's right, and what i'm saying, that none of my competitors can say is this:  that there is no need for insight or understanding.  things of the past! gone, over, done. do you realize how fucking miraculous this is? how fucking razor sharp and cutting edge and ahead of it's time this concept is?  i'm talking about eliminating <u>insight</u> and <u>understanding</u> as human values.  god damn i'm good.  there is no need for insight.  there is no need for understanding.  i have found a way to take <u>any</u> subjective human experience -- in other words -- all the terrible shit or all the great shit that you've had happen to you in your life -- and quickly and easily transform it in the unconscious mind through the subtle and cunning use of language.  the "listener-patient"  settles into a very light, very delicate, conversationally induced state: not a trance, mind you, but a state. a state that is brand new.  the system's state. what did i do?  i realized that concept and put it into practical "get my dick hard and fuck it" use. i'm gonna build a state for the seducer and the seducee to live, vote, breath, pay takes and party 'till dawn.  i'm gonna teach methods of language that will help anyone get a piece of ass, tit and tail --	Let's talk about --
-- see, i thought you grew up here in the valley --	Like I said, yeah --
-- go, go, go.  i'm givin' pearls here. and i'ii tell you samethin' else: i'm not succeding in the bush because i'm frank tj mackey.  if anything, there are women out there that want to <u>destroy</u> me -- it makes it twice as hard for me, i run into some little muffin, knows who i am, knows my schemes and plans -- shit, she's gonna wanna fuck around, prove to her friends, say, "yaddda-yadda-yadda, i saw that guy, he wasn't anything, didn't get me."  so me? i'm runnin' on full throttle the whole fuckin' time.  dodging bullets left and right from terrorist blonde beauties. but i'ii tell you this: the battle of the bush is being fought and won by team mackey.  can i have a cigarette?	Ok.  So, lemme just ask you a couple questions to start --
i'm gonna start rolling --	-- go, go, go.  I'm givin' pearls here. And I'II tell you samethin' else: I'm not succeding in the bush because I'm Frank TJ Mackey.  If anything, there are women out there that want to <u>destroy</u> me -- it makes it twice as hard for me, I run into some little muffin, knows who I am, knows my schemes and plans -- shit, she's gonna wanna fuck around, prove to her friends, say, "Yaddda-yadda-yadda, I saw that guy, he wasn't anything, didn't get me."  So me? I'm runnin' on full throttle the whole fuckin' time.  Dodging bullets left and right from terrorist blonde beauties. But I'II tell you this: The battle of the bush is being fought and won by Team Mackey.  Can I have a cigarette?
just one look, one hesitation, one subtle gesture for me to know -- and bing-bam-boom i'm away on a tangent -- i get so fuckin' amped at these seminars and lemme tell you why: because i am what i believe. i am what i teach, i do as i say, i live by these rules as religiously as i preach them: and you wanna know what? i'm gettin' pussy left, right, up, down, center and sideways.	I'm gonna start rolling --
all it takes is one second?	Just one look, one hesitation, one subtle gesture for me to know -- And Bing-Bam-Boom I'm away on a tangent -- I get so fuckin' amped at these seminars and lemme tell you why: Because I Am What I Believe. I am what I teach, I do as I say, I live by these rules as religiously as I preach them: And you wanna know what? I'm gettin' pussy left, right, up, down, center and sideways.
if you're up to it, i've got us set up in a suite upstairs --	You got us a room so quick?
are we gonna tape some stuff now?	If you're up to it, I've got us set up in a suite upstairs --
that's fine.  it's nice to meet you.	Are we gonna tape some stuff now?
are you asking me a question?	Well I guess the question is this: Do you remember Miss Simms?
kind of.	I wouldn't want that to be misunderstood: My enrollment was totally unoffical because I was, sadly, unable to afford tuition up there.  But there were three wonderful men who were kind enough to let me sit in on their classes, and they're names are: Macready, Horn and Langtree among others. I was completely independent financially, and like I said: One Sad Sack A Shit. So what we're looking at here is a true rags to riches story and I think that's what most people respond to in "Seduce," And At The End Of The Day? Hey -- it may not even be about picking up chicks and sticking your cock in it -- it's about finding What You Can Be In This World.  Defining It.  Controling It and saying: I will take what is mine.  You just happen to get a blow job out of it, then hey-what-the-fuck- why-not?  he.he.he.
no, no, no.  certainly not.  i wasn't officialy enrolled, that's right. was that unclear?	Kind of.
they wouldn't?	no, no, no.  Certainly not.  I wasn't officialy enrolled, that's right. Was that unclear?
oh, yeah.  no, no, no.  they wouldn't --	They wouldn't?
ok.  that's why.  i had trouble locating your school records at berkely and ucla. your name change -- they had no official enrollment --	Oh, yeah.  No, no, no.  They wouldn't --
"frank" was my mother's father.	Ok.  That's why.  I had trouble locating your school records at Berkely and UCLA. Your name change -- they had no official enrollment --
and "frank?"	"Frank" was my mother's father.
my mother's name, actually. good question.  you've done you're research.	And "Frank?"
it's not your given name, right?	My mother's name, actually. Good question.  You've done you're research.
what name?  my name?	It's not your given name, right?
where does that name come from?	What name?  My name?
i don't how much i went -- but i was enrolled.  i was such a loser back then. i was -- misguided, pathetic -- i was very fat. not even close to what i am today. not the frank tj mackey you're eager to talk to because i was swimming in what <u>was</u> as opposed to i <u>wanted</u>.	Where does that name come from?
and you went to van nuys high, right?	I don't how much I went -- but I was enrolled.  I was such a loser back then. I was -- misguided, pathetic -- I was very fat. Not even close to what I am today. Not the Frank TJ Mackey you're eager to talk to because I was swimming in what <u>was</u> as opposed to I <u>wanted</u>.
...this close...	In five years?
do you have your masters?	...this close...
right.	Do you have your masters?
psychology major?	Right.
from '84 to '89.	Psychology major?
and you ended up at uc berkely --	From '84 to '89.
not a problem.	And you ended up at UC Berkely --
i wouldn'tve asked --	Not a problem.
people die.	I wouldn'tve asked --
i'm sorry.	people die.
he passed away.	I'm sorry.
and your father?	He passed away.
"go get 'em, honey."	And your father?
what does she say about, "seduce and destroy."	"Go Get 'Em, Honey."
she's my mother.	What does she say about, "Seduce and Destroy."
are you close?	She's my mother.
she's retired.	Are you close?
does you mother still work?	She's retired.
well i guess it doesn't.	Does you mother still work?
why does that sound silly?	Well I guess it doesn't.
my father worked in televison. my mother -- this is gonna sound silly to you -- she was a librarian.	Why does that sound silly?
and what did your parents do?	My father worked in televison. My mother -- this is gonna sound silly to you -- she was a librarian.
hollywood, mainly.	And what did your parents do?
the valley?	Hollywood, mainly.
around here.	the valley?
where are you from originally?	Around here.
i don't think, he can't...	...just wait...Dad...you want something...can you say...
i'm here.  i'm here now.  what do you want? do you want anything?	I don't think, he can't...
can you stand...back...maybe, i mean... just a little bit...in the room is ok, but back from us a little...	yeah.
...ok...	Can you stand...back...maybe, I mean... just a little bit...in the room is ok, but back from us a little...
so....phil....um...i think i'm gonna step in and try and see him and say something if he can...talk...i mean:	...ok...
it's interesting.	Mmm.
uh. huh.	It's interesting.
when they put me on hold, to talk to you...they play the tapes. i mean: i'd seen the commercials and heard about you, but i'd never heard the tapes ....	Uh. huh.
oh yeah.	When they put me on hold, to talk to you...they play the tapes. I mean: I'd seen the commercials and heard about you, but I'd never heard the tapes ....
i've heard your tapes on the phone.	Oh yeah.
he's in here --?	Yeah.
i'm really sorry.	He's in here --?
uh. huh.	I'm really sorry.
i work as a nurse, for a proffesion --	Uh. huh.
.....have you ever seen this..i mean, never mind, you said --	I work as a nurse, for a proffesion --
about three weeks ago.	.....have you ever seen this..I mean, never mind, you said --
when did he go off chemo?	About three weeks ago.
um...soon tonight...i think, yes? tommorrow...i mean...very soon...very...	When did he go off chemo?
how long...you think?	Um...soon tonight...I think, yes? Tommorrow...I mean...very soon...very...
...uh-huh...	How long...you think?
i just...he was...but i gave him, i just had to give him a small dose of liquid morphine.  he hasn't been able to swallow the morphine pills so we now, i just had to go to the liquid morphine... for the pain, you understand?	...uh-huh...
is he in pain?	I just...he was...but I gave him, I just had to give him a small dose of liquid morphine.  He hasn't been able to swallow the morphine pills so we now, I just had to go to the liquid morphine... For the pain, you understand?
he's...i'm sorry...so sorry...i've seen this before, you know and you don't.... he's going very fast....frank...um....	Is he in pain?
uh-huh.  what's going on?	He's...I'm sorry...so sorry...I've seen this before, you know and you don't.... He's going very fast....Frank...um....
for six months.  i'm the day nurse...	Uh-huh.  What's going on?
how long have you taken care of him?	For six months.  I'm the day nurse...
ok.	How long have you taken care of him?
let's just wait one minute and stay here, okay?	Ok.
he's in here.	Let's just wait one minute and stay here, okay?
these dogs'll calm down -- you just have to come in --	He's in here.
yeah let's...maybe just stand.	These Dogs'll calm down -- you just have to come in --
she's not here, she went out. i'm sorry.  this is all just so, i don't know what, what to do -- your dad asked me to try and track you down. to get you and i did, i called the number -- do you wanna come in?	Yeah let's...maybe just stand.
is linda here?	She's not here, she went out. I'm sorry.  This is all just so, I don't know what, what to do -- your Dad asked me to try and track you down. To get you and I did, I called the number -- Do you wanna come in?
yes.  i didn't know how to find you. earl asked me, so i looked through the adress books and there was no number, nothing --	Is Linda here?
i got your message.  that you were trying to get me -- right?	Yes.  I didn't know how to find you. Earl asked me, so I looked through the adress books and there was no number, nothing --
yeah. i was trying to get in touch with you.  we got dissconnected.	I got your message.  That you were trying to get me -- right?
...are you phil...?	Yeah. I was trying to get in touch with you.  We got dissconnected.
hello.  frank.  frank tj mackey.	...are you Phil...?
what the hell is this marcie?	THAT'S NOT MINE.
there's no one in my motherfuckin closet and stay out of my bedroom, stay out of my god damn bedroom.	-- do not do this -- my gun is drawn and If I Have To Open That Closet you will get shot -- Step Out Now.
marcie - quiet down! now if anyone is in the closet, come out now --	THERE'S NO ONE IN MY MOTHERFUCKIN CLOSET AND STAY OUT OF MY BEDROOM, STAY OUT OF MY GOD DAMN BEDROOM.
there's no one in there!	Marcie - quiet down! Now if anyone is in the closet, come out now --
this is the lapd, if anyone is in the closet i want you to come out and show yourself to me, slowly and with your hands up --	THERE'S NO ONE IN THERE!
there's no one in there. stay out of my motherfuckin bedroom.	This is the LAPD, if anyone is in the closet I want you to come out and show yourself to me, slowly and with your hands up --
this is the lapd. if anyone is back here i want you to come out and i want you to show yourself to me with your hands in the air --	THERE'S NO ONE IN THERE. STAY OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKIN BEDROOM.
what's this? what's this? god damn bullshit. bullshit. don't put those --	Marcie - CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN and don't do this. I want you to stay --
i don't have to do a god damn thing.	WHAT'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS? GOD DAMN BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. DON'T PUT THOSE --
no. no. stay down, marcie, sit back down on that couch --	I don't have to do a god damn thing.
i didn't hear anything.	No. No. Stay down, Marcie, sit back down on that couch --
--- what was that?	I didn't hear anything.
it's ten o'clock in the morning --	--- What was that?
been drinkin' today?	It's ten o'clock in the morning --
no.	Been drinkin' today?
you on any medication?	No.
no.	You on any medication?
bad and illegal behavior. that's what i mean. ok?  mischief.  now have you been doin' some drugs today?	No.
mischief?  what the fuck you talkin' about, mischief?	Bad and illegal behavior. That's what I mean. Ok?  Mischief.  Now have you been doin' some drugs today?
yes i can, marcie.  and until you start givin' me some straight answers: i'm gonna assume that some mischief has been goin' on here.	Mischief?  What the fuck you talkin' about, mischief?
it's a free country, you can think anything you want.	Yes I can, Marcie.  And until you start givin' me some straight answers: I'm gonna assume that some mischief has been goin' on here.
ok. marcie. starting now i want you to have a new attitude with me.  the more you play games, the more suspicious i'm gonna become that you've been up to something.	It's a free country, you can think anything you want.
i went out last night.	Ok. Marcie. Starting now I want you to have a new attitude with me.  The more you play games, the more suspicious I'm gonna become that you've been up to something.
you just woke up.  and what'd you have a party last night, the way this place looks?	I went out last night.
i said: i don't know.  you can't just come in here and start pokin' around --	What's this, how did this happen?
and what about screaming?	I said: I DON'T KNOW.  You can't just come in here and start pokin' around --
i don't know a loud crash.	And what about screaming?
maybe you didn't, but i'm here to find out about a disturbance. some neighbors called said they heard screaming and a loud crash.	I don't know a loud crash.
i didn't do anything.	Maybe you didn't, but I'm here to find out about a disturbance. Some neighbors called said they heard screaming and a loud crash.
i'm not askin', marcie.	I didn't do anything.
i preffer to stand.	I'm not askin', Marcie.
ok. marice why don't you take a seat for me?	I preffer to stand.
marcie.	Ok. Marice why don't you take a seat for me?
ok. what's your name?	Marcie.
no i said.	Ok. What's your name?
maybe so, but i'm gonna ask you one more time: is anyone else in this house right now?	No I Said.
i live alone.	Maybe so, but I'm gonna ask you one more time: Is Anyone Else In This House Right Now?
are you lyin' to me?	I live alone.
no.  i said that.	Are you lyin' to me?
ok.  that's true.  is anyone else, besides me and besides you in this house?	No.  I said that.
you're here.	OK.  That's true.  Is anyone else, besides me and besides you in this house?
no one else in here?	You're here.
what does it look like?	No one else in here?
no you don't: but i'm gonna ask you one more time: are you alone in here?	What does it look like?
i don't have to answer your questions.	No you don't: But I'm gonna ask you one more time: Are you alone in here?
you're not calm.  you're screamin' and yellin' and i'm here to check on a disturbance that was reported and that's what i'm gonna do - now are you alone in here?	I don't have to answer your questions.
i am calm.	You're not calm.  You're screamin' and yellin' and I'm here to check on a disturbance that was reported and that's what I'm gonna do - now are you alone in here?
don't test me, you wanna talk about what the law book says, we can do that, push me far enough and i'll take you to jail -- now calm down.	I AM CALM.
you don't tell me, i know my rights, just come right in, you can't --	Don't test me, you wanna talk about what the law book says, we can do that, push me far enough and I'll take you to jail -- now calm down.
then you've got nothin' to worry about.	You don't tell me, I know my rights, just come right in, you can't --
there's no disturbance.	Then you've got nothin' to worry about.
i got a call of a disturbance, you're door was open, i just wanna see what's goin' on --	There's no disturbance.
there's no disturbance.	I got a call of a disturbance, you're door was open, I just wanna see what's goin' on --
i got a call to this apartment, report of a disturbance --	There's no disturbance.
i am calm.	I got a call to this apartment, report of a disturbance --
calm down.	I am calm.
you're just come in --	Calm down.
the door was open, i got a call --	You're just come in --
you can't just come in here.	The door was open, I got a call --
quietly, slow down, whoa --	You can't just come in here.
what? what? what now?	Quietly, slow down, whoa --
are you ok?	Fuck no.
i got in trouble at school.	Are you ok?
what happend to you?	I got in trouble at school.
i won't.	What happend to you?
come and tell me it's over and i'll walk away, jimmy.  i've fucked you behind your wife's back for three years, and you've fucked teenage girls behind mine for the same amount of time -- i'll walk away, you need something for your life, for your conscience, but don't put me in the middle --	I won't.
well can you do me one favor and don't do that.	Come and tell me it's over and I'll walk away, Jimmy.  I've fucked you behind your wife's back for three years, and you've fucked teenage girls behind mine for the same amount of time -- I'll walk away, you need something for your life, for your conscience, but don't put me in the middle --
if she asks me any question i want to tell her.  i want to tell her everything i've done.	Well can you do me one favor and don't do that.
will you say my name?	If she asks me any question I want to tell her.  I want to tell her everything I've done.
yes.	Will you say my name?
are you gonna tell her what you've done?	Yes.
you're making me feel so dirty and shitty. i feel like a big piece of shit right now.	Are you gonna tell her what you've done?
yeah. yes.	You're making me feel so dirty and shitty. I feel like a big piece of shit right now.
all your other fluzzies?	Yeah. Yes.
thirty fuckin' years i've been with rose, don't -- y'know -- with this, and i know what you think --	All your other fluzzies?
i don't wanna have to lie to anyone. i don't want to hurt anyone else, anymore.	Thirty fuckin' years I've been with Rose, don't -- y'know -- with this, and I know what you think --
-- that you shouldn't have done? that you regret, what? this? what's this? fuck, man, c'mon.  treat me like an asshole, but treat me like an <u>asshole</u>.	I don't wanna have to lie to anyone. I don't want to hurt anyone else, anymore.
it's just...too late for me to be fuckin' around.  i gotta stop. i gotta clean my brain of all the shit i've done that i shouldn't have done --	-- that you shouldn't have done? That you regret, what? This? What's this? Fuck, man, c'mon.  Treat me like an asshole, but treat me like an <u>asshole</u>.
then what?	It's just...too late for me to be fuckin' around.  I gotta stop. I gotta clean my brain of all the shit I've done that I shouldn't have done --
no.	Then what?
did your wife find out?	No.
...you know...	Did your wife find out?
what the fuck is this, jimmy?	...you know...
you look great.	What the fuck is this, Jimmy?
are you alright?	Fuck.  I think I'm gonna throw up, I think.  I haven't thrown up since I was twenty years old.
i can't fuckin' do this.	Are you alright?
we're on the air in twenty minutes, jimmy.	Find her, get her and tell her I want to talk to her, Mary.  Fucking hell.
yes. now. find her. she's somewhere in the building --	We're on the air in twenty minutes, Jimmy.
you want her right now?	Yes. Now. Find her. She's somewhere in the building --
i need you to get me paula --	You want her right now?
i'm sorry.	I need you to get me Paula --
fifteen minutes ago, where were those cards?	I'm sorry.
rose is on the phone and here's the cards for today --	Fifteen minutes ago, where were those cards?
i don't mean to cry, i'm sorry.	It's okay, Stanley. It's alright.
we are not on display.  i am not a doll. i am not a doll...i' m not silly and cute. i'm smart so that shouldn't make me something, something so people can watch how silly it is that he's smart?  i know.  i know things. i know. i have to go to the bathroom i have to go to the bathroom and i have to go.	I'm sorry, Stanley.
what were you saying, stanley?	I was saying...thinking maybe I'd get my own quiz show someday, Jimmy. Just like you!
i'm gonna need a full name, stanley.	Jean Baptiste Poquelin Moliere.
willa cather.	For 25.  Best known for the "tragedy and blood" genre, this author-playwright --
i don't know what i've done.	You should know better.
no.	I don't know what I've done.
stay here, please don't leave me, please, please, if i said i knew would you stay?	No.
yes you do.	Stay here, please don't leave me, please, please, if I said I knew would you stay?
i don't know what i've done.	Yes you do.
you deserve to die alone for what you've done.	I don't know what I've done.
yes you do....you do and you won't say.	...I don't know...
<u>i don't know what i've done</u>.	Yes you do....you do and you won't say.
but you can't say....	<u>I don't know what I've done</u>.
i really don't know.	But you can't say....
...jimmy...	I really don't know.
i don't know.	...Jimmy...
jimmy, did you touch her?	I don't know.
...no....	Jimmy, did you touch her?
did you ever touch her?	...No....
she thinks terrible things that somehow got in her head...that i might have done something.  she said that to me last time...when it was...ten years ago she walked out the door, "you touched me wrong..." "i know that." some crazy thought in her, in her head...	Did you ever touch her?
i think that she thinks i may have molested her.	She thinks terrible things that somehow got in her head...that I might have done something.  She said that to me last time...when it was...ten years ago she walked out the door, "You touched me wrong..." "I know that." Some crazy thought in her, in her head...
i'm asking you.  i'm asking you if you know why clauida will not speak to you....please, jimmy....tell me.	I think that she thinks I may have molested her.
do you know the answer to this?	I'm asking you.  I'm asking you if you know why Clauida will not speak to you....please, Jimmy....tell me.
...say it, jimmy...	Do you know the answer to this?
i think that you know.	Maybe...I don't...
why, well i think we've, we both don't know...what do you mean?	I think that you know.
why doesn't claudia talk to you, jimmy?	Why, well I think we've, we both don't know...what do you mean?
i'm not through asking my questions.	Why doesn't Claudia talk to you, Jimmy?
i love you so much.	I'm not through asking my questions.
i'm not mad.  i am, but i'm not.  y'know?	I love you so much.
i don't know....	I'm not mad.  I am, but I'm not.  Y'know?
do you feel better now that you've said this?	I don't know....
i don't.	Do you feel better now that you've said this?
well maybe.	I don't.
what? no, rose, jesus, no --	Well maybe.
do you have any children with anyone?	What? No, Rose, jesus, no --
it's over becuase...for all the the right reasons i hope, what i said.	Do you have any children with anyone?
is it over 'cause you're sick?	It's over becuase...for all the the right reasons I hope, what I said.
it's over.  i talked to her this morning.	Is it over 'cause you're sick?
what about now?	It's over.  I talked to her this morning.
two years...three years...	What about now?
how long with paula?	Two years...three years...
just once.	How long with Paula?
how long with ellen?	Just once.
no.	How long with Ellen?
no one else that i know?	No.
that's it.	No one else that I know?
paula.  ellen.	That's it.
hey.	Paula.  Ellen.
rose, i don't --	hey.
who?	Rose, I don't --
yes.	Who?
was there anyone that i know?	Yes.
i'll answer anything.	Was there anyone that I know?
i don't hate you, jimmy.  but i have a couple questions that i wanna ask....	I'll answer anything.
i don't even remember...many...twenty... maybe more...not much more...twenty times.	I don't hate you, Jimmy.  But I have a couple questions that I wanna ask....
how many times....it's ok...just say... just say...	I don't even remember...many...twenty... maybe more...not much more...twenty times.
will that help?	Yeah.
the question isn't wether or not you cheated on me, the question is how many times have you cheated on me?	Will that help?
yeah.	The question isn't wether or not you cheated on me, the question is how many times have you cheated on me?
...no...i don't hate you.  do you want talk...do you really want to talk to me and say things and get things figured out, jimmy?	Yeah.
you feel like you want to be forgiven for your sins?  honey, you're not on your death bed, yet....this kinda talk's gonna get you in trouble --	--- don't.  don't.  Please.  Just... listen to me...honey....  ...I've done...I've cheated on you.
no, i mean:  i'm telling you this, now. you see?  you see i want to make everything clear and clean...and apologize for me....for all the stupid things i've done....that will eat me up....	You feel like you want to be forgiven for your sins?  Honey, you're not on your death bed, yet....this kinda talk's gonna get you in trouble --
no.  no.	No, I mean:  I'm telling you this, now. You see?  You see I want to make everything clear and clean...and apologize for me....for all the stupid things I've done....that will eat me up....
i'm a bad person.	No.  No.
you're my handsome man.	I'm a bad person.
do you love me, rose?	You're my handsome man.
we just do it...we do it and we figure it out and we do as we do, i guess...	Do you love me, Rose?
how do we do this, then?	We just do it...we do it and we figure it out and we do as we do, I guess...
it'll take the pain away.	It's not really pain.
i don't think i want that.	It'll take the pain away.
love you too..	Bye.
i love you.	Love you too..
i don't know.  i have to go, i don't have time and i have more drinking to do before i go march --	I love you.
did you tell her?	I don't know.  I have to go, I don't have time and I have more drinking to do before I go march --
she went crazy.  she went crazy, rose.	Did you tell her?
-- did she talk to you?	She went crazy.  She went crazy, Rose.
i went to see her -- some fuckin' asshole answers the door in his underwear, he's fifty years old, there's coke and shit laid out on the table --	-- did she talk to you?
come home soon after the show.	I went to see her -- some fuckin' asshole answers the door in his underwear, he's fifty years old, there's coke and shit laid out on the table --
as fast as i can.	Come home soon after the show.
slowly or quickly?	As fast as I can.
i'm drinking.	Slowly or quickly?
how you doing?	I'm drinking.
i'm sorry.	It's alright.
want me to wake her up?	I'II go....is it...back here?
yeah.  she's sleeping now, i mean --	Want me to wake her up?
can i come in?	Yeah.  She's sleeping now, I mean --
i'm her father.	Can I come in?
no, i'm just a friend.  what are you doing here, i mean...you know claudia?	I'm her father.
you're her boyfriend?	No, I'm just a friend.  What are you doing here, I mean...you know Claudia?
i'm bob.	You're her boyfriend?
yes.  what's your name?	I'm Bob.
you're jimmy gator, right?	Yes.  What's your name?
are you her boyfriend?	You're Jimmy Gator, right?
she's asleep.	Are you her boyfriend?
hello.  is claudia here?	She's asleep.
hello?	Hello.  Is Claudia here?
we're not going out two days before we set the record, it's not gonna happen.	When they want us done, they'll call in the Harvard S.W.A.T team or some shit.
i'll get it because i'm a good actress, richard.	Saucy-saucy.
if we beat the record, you might get a call back --	I'll get it because I'm a good actress, Richard.
no.  but i probably will get a call back.	If we beat the record, you might get a call back --
was it a call back?	No.  But I probably will get a call back.
do you still have to do homework?	Not as much as I used to.  Ever since we started, I haven't really gone in to school that much because I've been getting more and more auditions --
you have to go, stanley.  you're the smartest.	I don't wanna do it.  Why can't one of you do it --
they look pretty smart, i think.	No they don't --
what's mow?	Movie Of The Week.  I went up for one this morning with Alan Thicke and Corey Haim --
commercials, a sitcom, an mow or something.	What's MOW?
you should get one, i'm serious, you could get a lot of stuff out of this --	Like what?
no.	You should get one, I'm serious, you could get a lot of stuff out of this --
do you have an agent, stanley?	No.
let me call you a car, linda.	Shut the fuck up.
i have to go.	Let me call you a car, Linda.
linda --	I have to go.
now you must really shut the fuck up, please. shut the fuck up.	Linda --
you need to sober up.	Now you must really shut the fuck up, please. Shut The Fuck Up.
shut the fuck up. shut the fuck up.	You need to sober up.
i'm trying to help, linda --	Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
shut the fuck up.	I'm trying to help, Linda --
linda, you just have to take a moment and breath and one thing at a time --	Shut the fuck up.
this is so over-the-top and fucked-up i can hardly stand it.	Linda, you just have to take a moment and breath and one thing at a time --
-- unless frank is specifically ommitted as a beneficiary that's what will happen.	This is so over-the-top and fucked-up I can hardly stand it.
-- that can't happen.  earl doesn't want him to have the money, the things.	-- unless Frank is specifically ommitted as a beneficiary that's what will happen.
the money would go to frank.  the court would put the money in the hands of a relative --	-- that can't happen.  Earl doesn't want him to have the money, the things.
what does that mean?	The money would go to Frank.  The court would put the money in the hands of a relative --
well.  considering that there's no one else mentioned in the will...we'd have to go to the laws of intestacy, which is -- as if someone died without a will --	What does that mean?
where will the money go?	Well.  Considering that there's no one else mentioned in the will...we'd have to go to the laws of intestacy, which is -- as if someone died without a will --
you don't have to change the will, if what you want to do is get nothing you can renounce the will when it's time.	Where will the money go?
i can't.	You don't have to change the will, if what you want to do is get nothing you can renounce the will when it's time.
adultery isn't illegal -- it's not something that can be used in a court to discredit the will or -- linda. linda. calm down.	I can't.
this is not any fucking medication talking, this isn't -- i don't know. i don't know -- can you give me nothing? you have power of attorney, can you see him, can you, in this final fucking moment, go see him and make sure --- change the fucking will -- i don't want any money, i couldn't live with myself, this thing i've done -- i've fucking done so many bad things -- i fucked around.  i fucked around on him, i fucking cheated on him, alan. you're his lawyer, our laywer, there, i'm his wife, we are married. i broke the conract of marriage, i fucking cheated on him, many times over, i sucked other men's cocks and fuck - fuck - fuck - ....fuck.... other things i've done..	Adultery isn't illegal -- it's not something that can be used in a court to discredit the will or -- Linda. Linda. Calm down.
what kind of medication are you on right now, linda that's --	This is not any fucking medication talking, this isn't -- I don't know. I don't know -- Can you give me nothing? You have power of attorney, can you see him, can you, in this final fucking moment, go see him and make sure --- change the fucking will -- I don't want any money, I couldn't live with myself, this thing I've done -- I've fucking done so many bad things -- I fucked around.  I fucked around on him, I fucking cheated on him, Alan. You're his lawyer, our laywer, THERE, I'm his wife, we are married. I broke the conract of marriage, I fucking cheated on him, many times over, I sucked other men's cocks and fuck - fuck - fuck - ....fuck.... Other Things I've Done..
i don't want him to die, i didn't love him when we met, and i've done so many bad things to him that he doesn't know, things i want to confess to him, but now i do: i love him. i love him so much and i can't stand -- he's going.	What kind of medication are you on right now, Linda that's --
you can't change his will.  only earl can change his will.	No, no....no, you see...I never loved him. I never loved him, Earl.  When I started, when I met him, I met him and I fucked him and I married him because I wanted his money, do you understand?  I'm telling you this now...this I've never told anyone...I didn't love him. And now....I know I'm in that will, I know, I was there with him, we were all there together when we made that fucking thing and all the money I'II get -- I don't want it -- Because I love him so much now...I've fallen in love with him now, for real, as he's dying, and I look at him and he's about to go, Alan, he's dead...he's moments...  I took care of him through this, Alan. And What Now Then?
-- i have something to tell you. i have to tell you something. i want to change his will, can i change his will?...i need to ---	You can't change his will.  Only Earl can change his will.
linda, you're safe.  ok. it's alright. you're my friend.  you and earl are my clients and what you need to talk about won't leave this room, you have something you have to say --	-- I have something to tell you. I have to tell you something. I want to change his will, can I change his will?...I need to ---
like a shrink, like if i go to see a shrink, i'm protected, i can say things -- fuck -- i don't know what i'm doing --	Linda, you're safe.  Ok. It's alright. You're my friend.  You and Earl are my clients and what you need to talk about won't leave this room, you have something you have to say --
not exactly, linda. i'm not sure where you're going with this --	Like a shrink, like if I go to see a shrink, I'm protected, I can say things -- fuck -- I don't know what I'm doing --
if i talk to you...y'know...if i tell you things...then you're a lawyer, right? you can't say things, you can't tell anyone, it's like the privelage, right? attornery-client, you understand?	Not exactly, Linda. I'm not sure where you're going with this --
are you on drugs right now?	If I talk to you...y'know...if I tell you things...then you're a lawyer, right? You can't say things, you can't tell anyone, it's like the privelage, right? Attornery-client, you understand?
no...i just... i'm so fucked up here alan, i don't know...there's so much...so many things --	Are you on drugs right now?
you don't want any water?	No...I just... I'm so fucked up here Alan, I don't know...there's so much...so many things --
....it's alright....	Tell him I'm sorry, ok, yes, you do that, now, I'm sorry, tell him, for all the things I've done...I fucked up and I'm sorry.... And I'm Gonna Turn Away And Walk Now And Not Look At Him Not See My Man, My Earl, I'll leave now...and tell him it's ok and I'm ok. The whole thing was ok with me -- and I know.
listen...listen to me now, phil: i'm sorry, sorry i slapped your face. ...because i don't know what i'm doing... ...i don't know how to do this, y'know? you understand?  y'know?  i...i'm...i do things and i fuck up and i fucked up....forgive me, ok? can you just...	....it's alright....
earl asked me, linda, please, linda, i'm sorry -- earl asked me --	BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT HE DIDN'T ASK YOU, HE DOESN'T WANT HIM, HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO HIM, SO FUCK YOU THAT HE ASKED THAT. THERE IS NO ONE BUT ME AND HIM.
you don't do that, you don't call him, you don't know to get involved in the bussiness of his, of his of <u>my</u> family. this is the <u>family</u>, <u>me</u> and <u>him</u> do you understand?  you understand? no one else. there is no one else.  that man, his son does not exist.  he is dead.  he is dead and who told you to do that?	Earl asked me, Linda, please, Linda, I'm sorry -- Earl asked me --
no, linda, you don't understan --	PUT THE FUCKIN' PHONE DOWN, HANG IT UP.
hang up the phone.	No, Linda, you don't understan --
i've got frank...frank earl's son. he's...he asked me to get him and i did --	Hang up the phone.
what are you doing?	I've got Frank...Frank Earl's son. He's...he asked me to get him and I did --
linda --	What are you doing?
-- what-what-what, ma'am -- i --	I COME IN HERE - YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM OR WHAT MY LIFE IS AND YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BALLS, THE <u>INDECENCY</u> TO ASK ME A QUESTION ABOUT MY LIFE --
you motherfucker...you motherfucker.... you fucking asshole, who the fuck are you? who the fuck do you think you are?	-- what-what-what, ma'am -- I --
you been on prozac long?  dexadrine?	...I don't....
must have alot goin' on for all that stuff you got back there, eh?  you could have quite a party all that stuff....	You been on Prozac long?  Dexadrine?
mmmhmm.	Must have alot goin' on for all that stuff you got back there, eh?  You could have quite a party all that stuff....
cats and dogs out there, huh?	mmmhmm.
hello.	Hi.
total is $15.29.  thirty minutes or less.	Thank you.
yes. what? yes.	Total is $15.29.  Thirty minutes or less.
do you still want the peanut butter, bread and cigarettes ?	Yes. What? Yes.
that's it.	Do you still want the peanut butter, bread and cigarettes ?
yeah, i said.  is that it?	That's it.
do you have that?	yeah, I said.  Is that it?
yeah.	Do you have that?
ok. one of those.  and...um...barely legal?	yeah.
yeah.	Ok. One of those.  And...um...Barely Legal?
ok. one of those. do you have ram rod? the magazine, ram rod?	Yeah.
yeah.	Ok. One of those. Do you have Ram Rod? The magazine, Ram Rod?
and um....do you have swank magazine?	Yeah.
ok.	And um....do you have Swank magazine?
um, no, y'know what? forget the water, just give me a loaf of bread...white bread.	Ok.
bottled water?	Um, no, y'know what? Forget the water, just give me a loaf of bread...white bread.
water.	Bottled Water?
mmm.hmm.	Water.
cigarettes. camel lights.	mmm.hmm.
mmm.hmmm.	Cigarettes. Camel Lights.
i'd like to get an order of...um...peanut butter.	Mmm.Hmmm.
what would you like?	I'd like to get an order of...um...peanut butter.
yeah.	What would you like?
partridge?	Yeah.
818-753-0088.	Partridge?
phone number.	818-753-0088.
hi. i'd like to get an order for delivery.	Phone number.
pink dot.	Hi. I'd like to get an order for delivery.
stanley if you don't fuckin' stand up and go over there i'm gonna beat your ass --	I'm sick of being the one, the one who always has to do everything, I don't want to be the one always --
i don't wanna go, i can't do it this time.	-- the fuck are you talking about?
did you piss your fuckin' pants, stanley?	Shut up -- shut up --
the fuck is wrong with you?	I gotta go to the bathroom.
what are they gonna do -- beat us?	Maybe.
they just let me have my own study-time, my own reading time in the library.	That's pretty cool.
what do you do?	They just let me have my own study-time, my own reading time in the library.
i don't have regular classes anymore.	What do you do?
i think that you have to be nicer to me.	Go to bed.
go to bed.	I think that you have to be nicer to me.
you have to be nicer to me, dad.	Go to bed.
alright.	hang in there, ok. I love you.
you're two fuckin' days from the record, get through this and i'ii do anything for you, you just gotta get through this --	Alright.
yes.	You're two fuckin' days from the record, get through this and I'II do anything for you, you just gotta get through this --
are we gonna keep going with this game?	Yes.
i'm fine. i'm fine, i just wanna keep playing --	Why did you do this?
...oh jesus, what the fuck...?	I'm fine. I'm fine, I just wanna keep playing --
i said i'm fine.	...oh Jesus, what the fuck...?
stand up.	I said I'm fine.
i didn't i'm fine, i'm fine.	Stand up.
bullshit.  bullshit. you know the answer to every goddamn question and i knew the answer to those questions and i'm not half as smart as you are so what happened?	I don't know.
i didn't know the answer --	Bullshit.  Bullshit. You know the answer to every goddamn question and I knew the answer to those questions and I'm not half as smart as you are so What Happened?
why didn't you answer those questions?	I didn't know the answer --
i'm fine. nothing.	Why didn't you answer those questions?
what's the problem, what's the problem here?	I'm fine. nothing.
go to it, handsome.	See you.
you ready to keep winning?	Sure.
-- i didn't see you from the window.	You ready to keep winning?
you coulda been in front --	-- I didn't see you from the window.
you're late, not me.	You coulda been in front --
c'mon, man.	You're late, not me.
i got an audition, i won't make it here 'till two, c'mon, i'll see you later. love you.	Love you too.
should be one-thirty.	I got an audition, I won't make it here 'till two, c'mon, I'll see you later. Love you.
be ready at two --	Should be one-thirty.
why the hell do you need all four bags of books to go to school each day?	I can't carry all of them. I need them. I need my books. I need them to go to school.
i need this one.	Why the hell do you need all four bags of books to go to school each day?
cmon,cmon,cmon, that one to?	I need this one.
-- talk in the car, talk in the car, moves your ass, c'mon --	Cmon,cmon,cmon, that one to?
we need more dog food --	-- talk in the car, talk in the car, moves your ass, c'mon --
let's go,let's go, let's go, you shoulda done that ten minutes ago --	We need more dog food --
this happens....this is something that happens.	What the fuck is goin' on, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
....what the fuck, what the fuck....	This happens....this is something that happens.
it's raining frogs from the sky.	....what the fuck, what the fuck....
...fuck you mean, it's raining frogs?	It's raining frogs from the sky.
it's frogs.  it's raining frogs.	...fuck you mean, it's raining frogs?
what is that?	It's frogs.  It's raining frogs.
no.  no.  i have to do this on my own.	I can take you to get money.  I don't need it...I don't <u>need</u> it -- listen to me: I can let you have money so your father won't hit you ever again -- you'll have the money because I don't need it.
i have money to give you.	No.  No.  I have to do this on my own.
...what...?	I have money to give you.
i have money.	...what...?
i'm sorry to put all this on you, stanley --	I have money.
i hate it.	I'm sorry to put all this on you, Stanley --
it's not right.	I hate it.
cause he hates me....he hates me so much.	It's not right.
....why does he do it...?	Cause he hates me....he hates me so much.
you know what it's like to come home scared, scared that maybe if you don't have the money you're supposed to go out each day and get that you're gonna get beaten....by a belt...he hits me with a belt, stanley....  i'm supposed to sell those candy bars, and if i don't, i come home without the money....	....Why does he do it...?
yes.	You know what it's like to come home scared, scared that maybe if you don't have the money you're supposed to go out each day and get that you're gonna get beaten....by a belt...he hits me with a belt, Stanley....  I'm supposed to sell those candy bars, and if I don't, I come home without the money....
....you have it...easy....you know? you have a father who loves you, huh?	Yes.
..sorry...	It's ok.
hi.	..sorry...
hi.	Hi.
..sorry...	It's ok.
hi.	..sorry...
hi.	Hi.
i couldn't tell you.  you had enough to carry.	Anne... The night we had together... I always wanted more.  But that one, it was enough.  Enough to make me love you forever.  I want you to remember that... and go on.  As strong as you are now.  No matter what happens.
there were two.  not one.  but two.	I couldn't tell you.  You had enough to carry.
i have never seen a sight more beautiful than you, tonight.	We have much to discuss.  Tomorrow.
d'artagnan.	I have never seen a sight more beautiful than you, tonight.
my queen...	D'Artagnan.
anne...!  i know... i know that to love you is treason against france. but not to love you... is treason against my heart.	Then we will both die traitors, d'Artagnan.
i can't bear to see you cry.  what is wrong?	Nothing... Nothing.
if i don't kiss you, i die anyway.	I can't bear to see you cry.  What is wrong?
m'lady... if anyone sees, it is death...	If I don't kiss you, I die anyway.
what -- ?	No, stay back!  Stay back!
m'lady...?	What -- ?
oh god i -- forgive me...	M'lady...?
no, m'lady.	That is good.
and you were not hurt?	No, M'lady.
god smiled upon us.	And you were not hurt?
i understand you saved my son's life today.	God smiled upon us.
m'lady...?	I understand you saved my son's life today.
no, louis!  no!	Wear it until you love it.  And die in it!!
d'artagnan, you will hunt down aramis, porthos and athos, and bring me their heads, or i will have yours.  and as for you, phillippe... back to the prison you shall go, and into the mask you hate.	No, Louis!  No!
he is your brother!	He is nothing now.
what had you to do with this, mother?	He is your brother!
my guards are useless!  take her from me!	What had you to do with this, Mother?
louis, please -- !	My guards are useless!  Take her from me!
it -- it doesn't matter, mother!  he is dead now!  dead!	Yes.  Dead.  Two nights ago.  The night of my dream.
because i have dreamed of him.  not as the baby they took away, but as a man.	You have prayed too much.  Your mind is weak.
why would you ask now?  you never asked before!	Because I have dreamed of him.  Not as the baby they took away, but as a man.
he was my blood -- and i demand to know what happened to him.	Why would you ask now?  You never asked before!
i am king, mother!  and i do not wish to discuss this with you.	He was my blood -- and I demand to know what happened to him.
first they told me he had died at birth.  then your father admitted he was alive, but well cared for, in secret.  but the message that told of his death said he had been a prisoner.	I am King, Mother!  And I do not wish to discuss this with you.
he is dead!  by god's choice!  there is nothing to discuss.	First they told me he had died at birth.  Then your father admitted he was alive, but well cared for, in secret.  But the message that told of his death said he had been a prisoner.
i wish to discuss your brother.	He is dead!  By God's choice!  There is nothing to discuss.
what is it, mother?	I wish to discuss your brother.
we haven't visited in three years. and we should have privacy.	What is it, mother?
i am preparing for a ball!	We haven't visited in three years. And we should have privacy.
may i speak with you?  alone?	I am preparing for a ball!
mother -- ?	May I speak with you?  Alone?
d'artagnan, arrest them all!	Shut up, knave!
don't look so shocked, phillippe. come, you're going back to prison.	Phillippe?!  Why do you call me --
wh-- wha--	Don't look so shocked, Phillippe. Come, you're going back to prison.
i grow closer to my target, your majesty.	You bring me the heart of the Jesuit General, and you will have a palace of your own.
how goes that favor i asked of you?	I grow closer to my target, your Majesty.
your majesty...	How goes that favor I asked of you?
if i find out the identity of this jesuit rebel.  i will kill both him and the man who told me.	Once a Musketeer, always a Musketeer, eh?
perhaps you can find out who this secret leader of the jesuits is. you are now a priest, but you were once a musketeer, serving the throne of france, a throne ordained of god. can you accept this mission, and keep it private?	If I find out the identity of this Jesuit rebel.  I will kill both him and the man who told me.
how can i serve you in this?	Perhaps you can find out who this secret leader of the Jesuits is. You are now a priest, but you were once a Musketeer, serving the throne of France, a throne ordained of God. Can you accept this mission, and keep it private?
i have demanded it -- and common priests present themselves!  can you imagine the arrogance?  common jesuit priests try to act as my equals, and they refuse to reveal the names of anyone else in their order!  no one can keep secrets like the jesuits can, and the identity of their leader is the darkest secret they hold.  even the pope himself does not know who leads the jesuit order in france!  he suspects the governor general of jesuits, whoever he is, is angling to become pope himself.	How can I serve you in this?
well... perhaps you should speak with them, your majesty.	I have demanded it -- and common priests present themselves!  Can you imagine the arrogance?  Common Jesuit priests try to act as my equals, and they refuse to reveal the names of anyone else in their order!  No one can keep secrets like the Jesuits can, and the identity of their leader is the darkest secret they hold.  Even the Pope himself does not know who leads the Jesuit Order in France!  He suspects the Governor General of Jesuits, whoever he is, is angling to become Pope himself.
next week.  this is a mere garden party -- and i wish to join it, so i will be brief.  i am experiencing resistance from the jesuits.	Well... perhaps you should speak with them, your Majesty.
your birthday celebration, your majesty?	Next week.  This is a mere garden party -- and I wish to join it, so I will be brief.  I am experiencing resistance from the Jesuits.
then to the bastille.	To the Bastille.  And death.
so what has changed?	Perhaps he serves a different king.
perhaps.  but of d'artagnan i am certain.  what he did tonight was what he told us all along he would do -- be faithful to his king.	So what has changed?
you're a fool!	Perhaps.  But of d'Artagnan I am certain.  What he did tonight was what he told us all along he would do -- be faithful to his King.
he seeks redemption.	You're a fool!
bloody hell...	We can't... stay here.  That traitor d'Artagnan... knows about this place.
remember, phillippe... nobility is born in the heart.	Hold your goblet with two fingers.
but --	It presses us but it is good for us too!  Louis' whims make him more vulnerable.  We are less ready, but so are his guards!
louis is planning a visit to the vatican, then who knows where after that.  if we miss him now we may not get another chance.	But --
aramis, this will never --	Louis is planning a visit to the Vatican, then who knows where after that.  If we miss him now we may not get another chance.
but --	You said you'd do anything, Athos, anything to replace this King.  So do it.
i offer you the perfect revolution. a revolution without bloodshed, without any loss of life, even without treason, for he too is the son of the king.	But --
what you're asking is impossible!	I offer you the perfect revolution. A revolution without bloodshed, without any loss of life, even without treason, for he too is the son of the King.
he can learn to be phillippe in time.  but first he must learn to be louis, and for that he has two more days.	What you're asking is impossible!
but aramis -- !  phillippe can learn in time, but --	He can learn to be Phillippe in time.  But first he must learn to be Louis, and for that he has two more days.
paris.  there is still much to do. we'll be back soon.  be ready.	But Aramis -- !  Phillippe can learn in time, but --
where are you going?!	Paris.  There is still much to do. We'll be back soon.  Be ready.
the mask is terrifying... especially when unexpected.  do you notice?	All I noticed was that Phillippe feels even more like an animal.
poor phillippe!	The mask is terrifying... especially when unexpected.  Do you notice?
come now, athos, if porthos is determined to end his life, then he will certainly manage to find the opportunity.	But -- but --
we must stop him!	Come now, Athos, if Porthos is determined to end his life, then he will certainly manage to find the opportunity.
he's threatened to do it, it's been building up in him for months.	We must stop him!
hang himself?!	He's threatened to do it, it's been building up in him for months.
about to hang himself, i should think.	Hang himself?!
but -- what is he doing?	About to hang himself, I should think.
now.  you were saying?	But -- what is he doing?
going into the barn naked -- or so it appears.	Now.  You were saying?
but -- what is porthos doing?	Going into the barn naked -- or so it appears.
go on.	But -- what is Porthos doing?
don't play god with me, aramis i --	Go on.
you grow fond of him.  that's good.	Don't play God with me, Aramis I --
phillippe -- he's very bright, he's perceptive, but he is in such turmoil --	You grow fond of him.  That's good.
three days??!!	The King is having a ball, a masquerade ball.  It is the perfect opportunity and perhaps our only one.  At any time Phillippe could be discovered, and what then?  Remember France.  Remember the poor. Remember Raoul.  More wine!!  Where are those serving girls...?
three days.	Three days??!!
in a year, maybe two, i could teach him enough to --	Three days.
you can do it.	In a year, maybe two, I could teach him enough to --
you must reconsider this plan. phillippe is like a child, he --	You can do it.
more wine!!	You must reconsider this plan. Phillippe is like a child, he --
resting, he's had a long day. aramis --	More wine!!
how is he?	Resting, he's had a long day. Aramis --
it is not just our lives you risk with this conceit of yours!  it is phillippe's as well!	Yes, and he has a choice!
do you think i have not considered that?  i have a plan -- and you may rest assured that it is brilliant!	It is not just our lives you risk with this conceit of yours!  It is Phillippe's as well!
and people close to him, who --	Do you think I have not considered that?  I have a plan -- and you may rest assured that it is brilliant!
those can be adopted --	And people close to him, who --
physical resemblance is but one small thing!  louis has an arrogance, a manner --	Those can be adopted --
i have it all worked out.	Physical resemblance is but one small thing!  Louis has an arrogance, a manner --
switch?!  that is your plan?  it is ludicrous!	I have it all worked out.
then you are a fool -- a fool who has never lost a son.  what gives you the right to judge me, to play god with the lives of others?  is it because you are so much holier than everyone else?!	There is that, of course -- but mainly it is because I am so much smarter than everyone else.
those are the words of a broken spirit.  my spirit is whole.  i have trusted d'artagnan with my deepest secrets, and i will never believe he is my enemy.	Then you are a fool -- a fool who has never lost a son.  What gives you the right to judge me, to play God with the lives of others?  Is it because you are so much holier than everyone else?!
he who is not with us is against us.	Those are the words of a broken spirit.  My spirit is whole.  I have trusted d'Artagnan with my deepest secrets, and I will never believe he is my enemy.
you are bitter, athos.  you are torn by grief, not only for raoul, but for d'artagnan, whom you love, and now treat as an enemy.	He who is not with us is against us.
you are not my priest, aramis!  you would not be, even if i had one.	You are bitter, Athos.  You are torn by grief, not only for Raoul, but for d'Artagnan, whom you love, and now treat as an enemy.
you seek facts, when it would be better to seek truth.	You are not my priest, Aramis!  You would not be, even if I had one.
tonight!  right now!  we steal a man from a royal prison, we hide in a country chateau among an assortment of saints and sluts such as only you could provide, and still you wish to tell me nothing?!	You seek facts, when it would be better to seek truth.
tomorrow.	Tonight!  Right now!  We steal a man from a royal prison, we hide in a country chateau among an assortment of saints and sluts such as only you could provide, and still you wish to tell me nothing?!
who is he, aramis?	Tomorrow.
excellent, athos.  you have a keen sense of this man.	His plight is obvious, isn't it?
prison was horrible but it was his home.  he's been torn from it by strangers.  he's frightened, exhausted -- and the mask is familiar.  let him rest in it tonight, and remove it tomorrow.	Excellent, Athos.  You have a keen sense of this man.
a body.	I see that is a body!  But where did you get it?
what is that?	A body.
come, we have a boat waiting.	What is that?
the prison of belle sur.	Come, we have a boat waiting.
soon enough.  here we are.	The Prison of Belle Sur.
porthos sleeps, and you plot.  don't you think it's time you told me what it is you are plotting?	Soon enough.  Here we are.
what are they doing?	Making the key to the throne.
it can.  i know the way.	I am with you!
what do you propose to do?	Replace the king.
and some problems cannot be settled without one.	Well here is the problem at hand: the King has ordered me to discover the identity of the Governor General of Jesuits, and kill him.  As our English rivals have left the Catholic Church, Louis has struck on a plan to dominate the whole of Europe by uniting Church and State and making himself head of both.  He has already picked the Pope.  Only the Jesuits, who put God above throne or papacy, stand in his way.
d'artagnan... those are young musketeers down there.  they have been weaned on our legends.  they revere us -- it is an advantage. why don't we charge them?	I trained those men myself.  They will stand and fight.  But if we are to die, let it be this way.
they will know you helped us, if we go this way.	That doesn't matter now.
once you are through, don't stop until you reach the river.	They will know you helped us, if we go this way.
everyone back.	Phillippe, get into the boat.  Into the boat!  Now!
pull them back!	Everyone back.
you can't do it.	Pull them back!
pull them back, d'artagnan.	You can't do it.
i cannot betray louis.  i will defend him with my life.	I know.  God go with you.
the secret i carry i cannot share. not even with god.	I cannot betray Louis.  I will defend him with my life.
i have heard many confessions, d'artagnan.  but even if i were not a priest, i could tell your heart has a secret weight, and it is hurting you to carry it alone.	The secret I carry I cannot share. Not even with God.
i will need you all.  all for one. one for all.	You -- You cannot ask me to betray my king!  I have sworn to him!
no!  stop --	I will need you all.  All for one. One for all.
look at us.  we are old men now.  but once we were young.  and when we saw injustice, we fought it.	We have grown wiser with age.  Now we know that some problems cannot be settled with a sword.
aramis -- the king wishes to see you.	Still you serve him loyally -- though people hurl rotten eggs at his royal emblem.
a simple theological discussion.	Aramis -- the King wishes to see you.
d'artagnan.  perhaps you should accept his offer, for we are dead anyway.	He is right, d'Artagnan.
can we eat... before we go?  this excitement's given me an appetite.	Bread and wine... in that cupboard.
d'artagnan watches everything.  we have to be lucky.	We will make our own luck tonight... if Phillippe holds up.
who?	The Queen Mother.  Anne.
but what if something extraordinary happened?  something so unusual that all the attention went to someone else?  someone whose confirmation of phillippe the king would never be questioned.	Who?
he's going to kill you, aramis.	Then let him kill me, if all my faith is wrong.
so was mary magdalene, and our lord loved her.	Did she have tits like that?
aramis... these are... these are whores!	So was Mary Magdalene, and our Lord loved her.
let's see you rob somebody with your pistol there!	Come on...
we go someplace dangerous.	Why didn't you say so?
what use am i?	We go someplace dangerous.
coming?	What use am I?
you've been moping for months.  now that you've gotten the idea of killing yourself out of the way, you can stop boring me and start being useful to me.  now get some rest.	Well... Well... Okay.
but why?	Because the old king had a twin as well, and through his whole reign his brother fought him for the throne.  Then he had two heirs, not just sons but twins.  So he decided that one be put away, as if he never existed.  You, Phillippe.
i carried the king's child!  the queen had twins that night, and one of them was sent away, in secret!	But why?
athos, do you understand this?  he confuses me --	I carried the king's child!  The queen had twins that night, and one of them was sent away, in secret!
no, not louis!	Athos, do you understand this?  He confuses me --
the child of the king is... the king.  louis!	No, not Louis!
not just a baby, porthos.  i carried the child of the king.	The child of the king is... the king.  Louis!
i don't understand.  what does this have to do with...?  you carried a baby somewhere, it's unusual, but --	Not just a baby, Porthos.  I carried the child of the king.
i remember that night.  d'artagnan was drunk, the only time i've seen him that way.  the three of us were reveling, remember, athos?	But I was on duty...
the greatest secret of life is who we truly are.  now i must give you that secret, which has been kept from you your whole life.  it began on the night when louis was born.	I remember that night.  D'Artagnan was drunk, the only time I've seen him that way.  The three of us were reveling, remember, Athos?
aramis!  athos!  he looks exactly like... exactly like...	I will answer all your questions. But first soap, water, and a razor.
and why are you so glum?	I expected action.  There was no killing, no fighting, I was useless.
it is a weighty problem, aramis -- but perhaps you should leave it to this secret general of the jesuits, whoever he might be.	Easy to say, but hard to do.  For what I am trying to tell you is that I am the Governor General of Jesuits in France.
so they tell us.  but what are we to believe when the king is a tyrant, and the church, meant to stand for all those oppressed, has become the tool of oppression?  when no conscience is tolerated?  no dissent, no objection?	It is a weighty problem, Aramis -- but perhaps you should leave it to this secret General of the Jesuits, whoever he might be.
but -- doesn't god ordain both pope and king?	So they tell us.  But what are we to believe when the king is a tyrant, and the Church, meant to stand for all those oppressed, has become the tool of oppression?  When no conscience is tolerated?  No dissent, no objection?
a tomb?  we're in a tomb?	Catacombs.  Very holy.
it is also a place of burial.	A tomb?  We're in a tomb?
mother of god!	It is also a place of burial.
jesus of nazareth found the holy among the profane.  if we are to have a place of private prayer, where better than here, beside the channels where the shit and the garbage run to the river?	Mother of God!
where are we?	Jesus of Nazareth found the holy among the profane.  If we are to have a place of private prayer, where better than here, beside the channels where the shit and the garbage run to the river?
hell may be our destination, dear porthos, but not this trip.	Where are we?
aramis... is this the way to hell?	Hell may be our destination, dear Porthos, but not this trip.
i observe your forgiveness isn't sweeter than a plump nipple.	Can't you see I'm praying, goddammit?!
forgiveness.	Forgiveness?
really?  if you can name me one thing, one single thing, that is more sublime than the feel of a plump pink nipple between my lips, i will buy you a new cathedral.	Forgiveness.
there are more important things than tits.	Really?  If you can name me one thing, one single thing, that is more sublime than the feel of a plump pink nipple between my lips, I will buy you a new cathedral.
i just said you're praying!  are you deaf too?  i know you're blind, because if you had seen the tits that just walked out of here, you'd have tears in your eyes.	There are more important things than tits.
be quiet, you fat fool.  can't you see i'm praying?	I just said you're praying!  Are you deaf too?  I know you're blind, because if you had seen the tits that just walked out of here, you'd have tears in your eyes.
please revel with me, aramis, i need my spirits lifted.  i'm old, i'm weak, my strength is gone --	Be quiet, you fat fool.  Can't you see I'm praying?
it worked!	It's a prison, you idiot!  They don't expect anyone to try getting in!  The problem will come when we want out!
you are right.  but it is a trap.	So what?  I'd rather die covered in blood, than an old man, lying in my own piss.
what choice is there?  if phillippe is in the bastille, then to the bastille we will go.	You are right.  But it is a trap.
"phillippe has been removed to the bastille, to the lower dungeon.  at midnight tonight i will order the guard changed, and will delay the replacements for ten minutes.  that should give you ample time.  never have i needed more to say:  one for all, and all for one.  d'artagnan."	He lures us to capture.
d'artagnan, unready?	At a ball, everyone watches the King!
what do we do now?	I don't know about you, but I plan to wait here.
best not to ask.  shouldn't even talk about it.	What do we do now?
who does?	Best not to ask.  Shouldn't even talk about it.
he gets one day of confession each year.  today is the day.	Who does?
goodbye, father.  i am sorry.	Raoul --
raoul, no... you cannot do this.  no matter how your heart is broken --	Goodbye, father.  I am sorry.
it is already done.  i have just stopped at mother's grave, to say goodbye, before coming to tell you.	Raoul, no... You cannot do this.  No matter how your heart is broken --
fromberge...?!  at the front?!  no.	It is already done.  I have just stopped at Mother's grave, to say goodbye, before coming to tell you.
i have rejoined the army, and asked to resume my commission at the head of the troops of general fromberge.	Fromberge...?!  At the front?!  No.
die?  what...?	I have rejoined the army, and asked to resume my commission at the head of the troops of General Fromberge.
never mind, papa, it doesn't matter now.  she loved me once.  i want to die remembering that.	Die?  What...?
piglet -- ?  what are you -- ?	Never mind, Papa, it doesn't matter now.  She loved me once.  I want to die remembering that.
she cannot possibly refuse.  her family is poor, they have even less money than we do.  and along with the invitation, the king sent the diamond pendant, from the piglet.	Piglet -- ?  What are you -- ?
michelle cannot possibly accept!	She cannot possibly refuse.  Her family is poor, they have even less money than we do.  And along with the invitation, the King sent the diamond pendant, from the piglet.
we were at her door.  i was just taking the ring from my pocket, for the third time today, when a young musketeer brought the invitation for her to become a lady-in-waiting for the queen mother.	Michelle cannot possibly accept!
but -- are you sure?	We were at her door.  I was just taking the ring from my pocket, for the third time today, when a young Musketeer brought the invitation for her to become a lady-in-waiting for the Queen Mother.
michelle, she -- the king has invited her to come live in the palace.	But -- are you sure?
that must be raoul!  raoul!  look, d'artagnan's come to visit...! what's wrong?  you look awful!	Michelle, she -- The king has invited her to come live in the palace.
mother's ring.  i can't take this.	She died giving you to me.  And I want to die knowing it is one the finger of the women my son loves.
perhaps this will help.	Mother's ring.  I can't take this.
i care only about michelle.  should i ask her when we first arrive? or... or when we're leaving?  i could ask her in the carriage -- but it is more romantic at the palace. i get so confused...	Perhaps this will help.
none of the ladies will be able to take their eyes off you.	I care only about Michelle.  Should I ask her when we first arrive? Or... or when we're leaving?  I could ask her in the carriage -- but it is more romantic at the palace. I get so confused...
do i look all right?	None of the ladies will be able to take their eyes off you.
he lies.  he is here to trap us.	I came to see you safely out.  Check for yourself.
if you ever loved me -- if you ever loved honor, or anything else -- then stand now, and let it happen.	I cannot, Athos.  Dearly as I love you, I cannot.
why do you follow him, d'artagnan?! i know you have put service above your own life, but why does this king deserve such loyalty?  he is a monster!  he executes ministers for his own blunders, with their families hostage so they take the blame!  he has no honor!	No man is all bad... or all good.  I believe -- I must believe -- that Louis can learn.  And perhaps I can help him.
an oath is an oath precisely because it cannot be removed!	Why do you follow him, d'Artagnan?! I know you have put service above your own life, but why does this King deserve such loyalty?  He is a monster!  He executes ministers for his own blunders, with their families hostage so they take the blame!  He has no honor!
it is honor you serve, and when the king is dishonorable you are removed from your oath of honor!	An oath is an oath precisely because it cannot be removed!
the king killed my son!	The cannons killed Raoul!  The cannons, and love.  But not the King.
athos!  i know life means nothing to you at this moment, but i will not let you kill yourself.	The King killed my son!
to kill the king.	Athos!  I know life means nothing to you at this moment, but I will not let you kill yourself.
where are you going?	To kill the king.
athos, i beg you --	Where are you going?
get out of my way.	Athos, I beg you --
athos, please...!	Get out of my way.
raoul is hurrying to the front, so i must hurry too.	Save my son, d'Artagnan.
you trust his character more than anyone else does.	Raoul is hurrying to the front, so I must hurry too.
i will also speak with the king, for he is surely unaware of the problems his invitation to mademoiselle beaufort has caused.	You trust his character more than anyone else does.
oh my friend.	I will also speak with the King, for he is surely unaware of the problems his invitation to Mademoiselle Beaufort has caused.
i know.	Oh my friend.
raoul is everything to me.	I know.
i have dispatches a message to fromberge requesting that raoul be kept far from the fighting.	Raoul is everything to me.
what hope is there?  a wartime commission cannot be vacated except by the king, and what chance is there of that?  fromberge is on the battle line, and raoul --	I have dispatches a message to Fromberge requesting that Raoul be kept far from the fighting.
i fear i know our king.  i came to try to bring you hope.	What hope is there?  A wartime commission cannot be vacated except by the king, and what chance is there of that?  Fromberge is on the battle line, and Raoul --
you knew this was happening.  you knew and that's why you came.	I fear I know our King.  I came to try to bring you hope.
she's a woman, d'artagnan!  from a poor family.  you may still be young enough to believe love conquers everything, but i am old and hard and i've seen too much.  even when kings are hunchbacks they have any woman they desire, because power seduces even more than love!	You knew this was happening.  You knew and that's why you came.
if the young woman truly loves raoul --	She's a woman, d'Artagnan!  From a poor family.  You may still be young enough to believe love conquers everything, but I am old and hard and I've seen too much.  Even when kings are hunchbacks they have any woman they desire, because power seduces even more than love!
this cannot be.  everyone knows the queen mother is a recluse, and the ladies-in-waiting are but mistresses for the king!	If the young woman truly loves Raoul --
i heard your playing.	I was feeling sorry for myself. Raoul is getting married, he proposed today!  I love that boy beyond all measure, I've spent everything I own to give him education and opportunity.  Now he has complete happiness, and I mope.
another?  how many times have you saved his life in this year alone? three?  four?	I heard your playing.
they must stay sharp.  there was an attempt on the king's life today.	Another?  How many times have you saved his life in this year alone? Three?  Four?
midnight!  mon dieu!  driving the youngsters hard, eh?	They must stay sharp.  There was an attempt on the King's life today.
i have ordered a drill of the royal guard for midnight, and must be clear-headed for it.	Midnight!  Mon dieu!  Driving the youngsters hard, eh?
you can't drink with a friend you haven't seen in months?	I have ordered a drill of the Royal Guard for midnight, and must be clear-headed for it.
thanks, but not for me.	You can't drink with a friend you haven't seen in months?
life is too long.  except when we have our friends.  look at you! you're still a boy!  sit, sit!  i'll open a bottle of wine.	Thanks, but not for me.
it's been too long.	Life is too long.  Except when we have our friends.  Look at you! You're still a boy!  Sit, sit!  I'll open a bottle of wine.
athos, my friend!	It's been too long.
d'artagnan!	Athos, my friend!
all this time... i was a lost secret.  but you were hiding all your loyalty, all your love.  you were the man in the iron mask.	D'Artagnan...
one for all.  all for one.	If I could have a blade, then I would be please to run with you.
phillippe...?	How did you --
the room of the king's favorite mistress?	She will be at the ball.
whose rooms are those?	Your mother's.
these rooms are yours.  up these stairs -- or through this hidden passage -- is the room of your mistress... michelle.	Whose rooms are those?
how did you know -- ?	Porthos told me.
is that the king of king you wish me to be?  or do you say this because of your son?	How did you know -- ?
no!  do not be sorry!  never be sorry!  the king cares for nothing and for no one!  there are no mistakes when you are king!  what you do is right for every person!  a king has contempt for everyone!	Is that the king of king you wish me to be?  Or do you say this because of your son?
i am so sorry!  forgive me, i --	No!  Do not be sorry!  Never be sorry!  The King cares for nothing and for no one!  There are no mistakes when you are King!  What you do is right for every person!  A King has contempt for everyone!
i've worn this mask so long, i couldn't sleep without it.	I will sit with you.  I can't sleep either.
what is that?	I did not share beauty with someone... who is no longer here for me to share beauty with.
it is something i have done -- or did not do.	What is that?
you look so sad.  is it something i have done?	It is something I have done -- or did not do.
i suppose... it is to remember there are many people who have never been in a prison, who pass such beauty every day, and never see it.	You look so sad.  Is it something I have done?
what is its antidote?	I suppose... it is to remember there are many people who have never been in a prison, who pass such beauty every day, and never see it.
the desire for vengeance... can be a poison.	What is its antidote?
there is... wrath... in me.  i have learned to hide it.  those years in the cell, i dreamed that freedom would someday just happen, the way the mask happened.  now i am free. and with each free breath i feel the growing desire to make someone suffer for all i lost.  look at this, all this that for ten years i could not see!  what if i become a king -- a king no different from my brother?	The desire for vengeance... can be a poison.
phillippe... there is something i hope you understand.  terrible cruelty has been used against you. and... you must understand that you did nothing to deserve it.	There is... wrath... in me.  I have learned to hide it.  Those years in the cell, I dreamed that freedom would someday just happen, the way the mask happened.  Now I am free. And with each free breath I feel the growing desire to make someone suffer for all I lost.  Look at this, all this that for ten years I could not see!  What if I become a king -- a king no different from my brother?
perhaps not as much as you might imagine.  when tutors answered every question except those about who i was.  when i was imprisoned in a way no other man had ever been, i knew there was something different about me.  but a king...	Phillippe... there is something I hope you understand.  Terrible cruelty has been used against you. And... you must understand that you did nothing to deserve it.
recent hours have been a shock.	Perhaps not as much as you might imagine.  When tutors answered every question except those about who I was.  When I was imprisoned in a way no other man had ever been, I knew there was something different about me.  But a king...
the old man and woman called me... phillippe.	Phillippe.  Rest now.
a man in black.  i never saw his face.  he took me to the cell.  a blacksmith came and they put me into the mask.  for days i shouted, "what have i done?  why do you do this to me?"  but no one heard, so i just stopped shouting.	And you never knew why?
who came?	A man in black.  I never saw his face.  He took me to the cell.  A blacksmith came and they put me into the mask.  For days I shouted, "What have I done?  Why do you do this to me?"  But no one heard, so I just stopped shouting.
this place... i once lived in a country house.  i had guardians -- an old man and woman.  and tutors. but no friends.  then when i was twelve, they came and took me to the prison.	Who came?
are you hungry?	Just... water.
where is michelle?	There.
aramis, porthos and athos too.  i know what they have done was a threat against you -- and yet that threat has been removed, with no harm coming to your majesty.  if their passions were in error, their spirits have ever been noble. forgive them.	They have plotted against me!  Me! The embodiment of God's will!
forgive?!	Aramis, Porthos and Athos too.  I know what they have done was a threat against you -- and yet that threat has been removed, with no harm coming to your Majesty.  If their passions were in error, their spirits have ever been noble. Forgive them.
not once have i ever asked anything for myself.  i ask now.  forgive this man, this prisoner... your brother.	Forgive?!
get out of my way.	Not once have I ever asked anything for myself.  I ask now.  Forgive this man, this prisoner... your brother.
your majesty... this man before you... he is royal blood, the same as you.  to spill it is the one thing even you cannot do.  it is against the laws of god, and of france.	Get out of my way.
i -- i thought he was but... an impostor who resembled --	My twin.  Which has kept him alive. Until now.
he is my brother.	I -- I thought he was but... an impostor who resembled --
... you knew you had a double?	He is my brother.
i was told this impostor was dead!	... You knew you had a double?
yes, your majesty.	I was told this impostor was dead!
even the bedchamber passages!  let none remain!	Yes, your Majesty.
it shall be done, your majesty.	Even the bedchamber passages!  Let none remain!
i want all these passages sealed! another stupid idea of my father's! seal them all, every one!	It shall be done, your Majesty.
your majesty...?	... tired.  Must... lie down.
your majesty.  this ball, with an open invitation to the nobility of paris -- we have no way of checking --	You will protect me as you always have, d'Artagnan.
i just left the garden, it was empty.  what did you see?	It... was nothing.  A nightmare, nothing more.  Go away, I --
i will consider it.  now leave me.	Thank you, your Majesty.
order fromberge to keep him in safety!  it is the least you can do, to protect your own honor!	I will consider it.  Now leave me.
silence!  i order you!	Order Fromberge to keep him in safety!  It is the least you can do, to protect your own honor!
at least help raoul.	Silence!  I order you!
that is enough!  you are a good servant, d'artagnan, but you forget your place!	At least help Raoul.
not criticize -- plead.  love.  love your people, and you will not bear to see them hungry.  love women, and they will love you.  love yourself, and --	That is enough!  You are a good servant, d'Artagnan, but you forget your place!
you dare criticize my father?!  or lecture me?!	Not criticize -- plead.  Love.  Love your people, and you will not bear to see them hungry.  Love women, and they will love you.  Love yourself, and --
there is more to love than he knew, or that you know.	You dare criticize my father?!  Or lecture me?!
what quaint notions, d'artagnan! but they contradict my father, who picked his queen when he was old, and only then to bear me.	There is more to love than he knew, or that you know.
it is not raoul's heart alone that concerns me.  it is yours.  i know you find women compliant -- especially the poorer ones like michelle.  but do they love you?  do you love them?  what about a queen to love?  a son of your own?	What quaint notions, d'Artagnan! But they contradict my father, who picked his queen when he was old, and only then to bear me.
that is my desire, and my desire is what should concern you, not the sentiments of some commoner!	It is not Raoul's heart alone that concerns me.  It is yours.  I know you find women compliant -- especially the poorer ones like Michelle.  But do they love you?  Do you love them?  What about a queen to love?  A son of your own?
your majesty has had many women --	That is my desire, and my desire is what should concern you, not the sentiments of some commoner!
miss beaufort has accepted our invitation.  by this we can only suppose that she wishes to come -- as we wish her to be here.	Your Majesty has had many women --
in his mind, anyway, and soon enough in hers.  she had written him many letters of love.	Miss Beaufort has accepted our invitation.  By this we can only suppose that she wishes to come -- as we wish her to be here.
betrothed?  i think not.	In his mind, anyway, and soon enough in hers.  She had written him many letters of love.
mademoiselle michelle beaufort.  she is betrothed to raoul, the son of athos the musketeer, who has served france through many tribulations.	Betrothed?  I think not.
a personal nature?	Mademoiselle Michelle Beaufort.  She is betrothed to Raoul, the son of Athos the Musketeer, who has served France through many tribulations.
then there is one more thing, of an even more personal nature.	A personal nature?
i already know about the riots, d'artagnan, i heard them out there whispering.  some fool gave the order to distribute rotten food.  i will deal with it tomorrow.	Then there is one more thing, of an even more personal nature.
it is for your security that i have come, your majesty -- for the security of your honor.	I already know about the riots, d'Artagnan, I heard them out there whispering.  Some fool gave the order to distribute rotten food.  I will deal with it tomorrow.
aaa!  d'artagnan!  these passages were constructed for the king's security, not so you could step from my father's portrait and startle me to death!	It is for your security that I have come, your Majesty -- for the security of your honor.
but i deployed the royal guards according to your previous --	Let us play a game, d'Artagnan, let us pretend I am King and you are Captain of my Musketeers.  Let us behave as if my wish is law.  And my wish is to enjoy this party!
i am king, d'artagnan.  i will change my mind as i wish, and i will enjoy my banquet as i wish!	But I deployed the Royal Guards according to your previous --
then you must allow me to stay close to you so that --	I am King, d'Artagnan.  I will change my mind as I wish, and I will enjoy my banquet as I wish!
i decided it this morning.	Then you must allow me to stay close to you so that --
the plans for use of the maze were not disclosed to me.	I decided it this morning.
what is it, d'artagnan?  assassins falling from the sky now?	The plans for use of the maze were not disclosed to me.
your majesty...	What is it, d'Artagnan?  Assassins falling from the sky now?
phillippe!	I am unhurt --
wait.  bargain me to louis, for all your lives.  you have done your best.  let me go, and let all of you find peace.	No.  Even if I could give up my friends, I could never give up my son.
... the ball... continue.	I must insist, Sire.
sire, we have an emergency -- of security.  i must ask you to accompany me.	... The ball... Continue.
continue.	Sire, we have an emergency -- of security.  I must ask you to accompany me.
you've... memorized...?	What was the end page?
two-thirty-seven:  "... and the descendants of japeth are these: obediah, zebulon, hezekiah..."	You've... memorized...?
... two-thirty-seven.	Two-thirty-seven:  "... And the descendants of Japeth are these: Obediah, Zebulon, Hezekiah..."
what number, on the first page?	... Two-thirty-seven.
eh?	What number, on the first page?
what number did you tear out?	Eh?
food, moron.	Thank you, Keeper.
you dead yet?	No, Keeper.
magnificent valor...	Shoot them!  Shoot them!
cowards!  twenty run from four?!	The corridor nullifies our number... And no one has stomach to fight the Captain.
out directing the search for the traitors.	When he returns, watch him.  When he leaves again, you tell me.
now.  where is d'artagnan?	Out directing the search for the traitors.
do you want athos arrested, your majesty?	Not by you.  I will order d'Artagnan to do it.
you may go, lieutenant.	Do you want Athos arrested, your Majesty?
... he did -- but captain d'artagnan blocked his way.	You may go, Lieutenant.
who was athos seeking?  tell me! did he try to enter the palace?	... He did -- but Captain d'Artagnan blocked his way.
no.  he cut an ear from one of the men, no one else was hurt.  captain d'artagnan allowed him to leave. athos was upset about the death of his son, at the front.	Who was Athos seeking?  Tell me! Did he try to enter the palace?
did they kill him?	No.  He cut an ear from one of the men, no one else was hurt.  Captain d'Artagnan allowed him to leave. Athos was upset about the death of his son, at the front.
athos, the former musketeer, has just fought with several of your guard, at the musketeers' gate.	Did they kill him?
yes, yes, go on.	Athos, the former Musketeer, has just fought with several of your guard, at the Musketeers' Gate.
i would not have disturbed you, majesty, but you ordered me to keep you informed --	Yes, yes, go on.
exactly why it should be given away.	What... an excellent idea, your Majesty!
that food has spoiled.  that is why it was not shipped to the army.	Exactly why it should be given away.
ah yes, the riots.  we have food stocks on the wharves right now, no?	That food has spoiled.  That is why it was not shipped to the army.
majesty... we have more than enough food set aside for your birthday celebration next week.  if we distributed some of that, we would have time to gather more before --	Aramis!  I have been expecting you!  We are satisfied, that will do.
sometimes the poor do grow hungry. but why would they riot about it?	Majesty... We have more than enough food set aside for your birthday celebration next week.  If we distributed some of that, we would have time to gather more before --
well yes, of course, majesty, and i'm sure they are content... except that... well, they are starving.	Sometimes the poor do grow hungry. But why would they riot about it?
riots?  my people live in the world's most beautiful city, their king has the grandest palaces on earth.  why should they feel anything but pride and contentment?	Well yes, of course, Majesty, and I'm sure they are content... except that... well, they are starving.
listen, my darling... raoul was a... a good friend.  and now he is dead and that is very sad but --	We'll burn in hell.  Both of us.
raoul... oh, raoul...	Listen, my darling... Raoul was a... a good friend.  And now he is dead and that is very sad but --
i will order a mass for his soul. it will guarantee his place in heaven.	Oh Louis, Louis...
i did not want to upset you.  it was tragic.  i did everything i could for him.  i ordered him positioned in a spot of complete safety, far from the fighting.  but he disregarded my wishes and charged into danger.	I will order a Mass for his soul. It will guarantee his place in Heaven.
did you know... about raoul?	I did not want to upset you.  It was tragic.  I did everything I could for him.  I ordered him positioned in a spot of complete safety, far from the fighting.  But he disregarded my wishes and charged into danger.
shall i leave?	No, you may wait behind the screen.
sire, i --	If you don't want to be so appealing, why did you touch the rose to your skin?  Where was it? Here?
you are beautiful.  you know you are.	Sire, I --
you would do that, your majesty?	My dear, I've already done it.
wait, no!  do not be ashamed.  the straits of your family need not be permanent.  it is a simple matter to have them brought to one of my country estates, where they may have fine meals, and physicians to look after them.	You would do that, your Majesty?
i... we are humble people...	Wait, no!  Do not be ashamed.  The straits of your family need not be permanent.  It is a simple matter to have them brought to one of my country estates, where they may have fine meals, and physicians to look after them.
this is more than you are used to. your mother is a seamstress, your father is dead.  you have three younger sisters, two of whom suffer from consumption.  don't look so surprised, kings know such things.	I... we are humble people...
it's lovely.  it's just...	This is more than you are used to. Your mother is a seamstress, your father is dead.  You have three younger sisters, two of whom suffer from consumption.  Don't look so surprised, Kings know such things.
the food doesn't please you?	It's lovely.  It's just...
enough of this, our dinner waits.	The food doesn't please you?
raoul... is in love...	Enough of this, our dinner waits.
from raoul.  he urges you to guard your honor -- as if it could be in any danger... from your king.	Raoul... is in love...
a letter.  may i see?	From Raoul.  He urges you to guard your honor -- as if it could be in any danger... from your king.
... nothing.	A letter.  May I see?
how did i get in?  you're new here, and will soon learn many secrets. what is that?	... Nothing.
sire!  i -- how did you --	How did I get in?  You're new here, and will soon learn many secrets. What is that?
sire, i --	You blush!  You do not wish to be beautiful to your King?
i would have said it was impossible, but i believe the excitement of the chase has made you even more beautiful.	Sire, I --
you mind if i ride with you?	Yeah, stick around, you might learn something.
alright, we know who we're looking for.  play it cool until the time is right to make a move.  let's not pull any gangbusters shit or we'll lose him again.	Or worse, we'll have a hostage situation on our hands.
every step of the way.	If you guys want in, fine.  Just remember this is our jurisdiction.
cooperate?	Every step of the way.
i'm sure if our departments cooperate we can find out the truth.	Cooperate?
that's the point.  he slipped up, and he's desperate now.  and that means he's all the more dangerous.	I'm sure if our departments cooperate we can find out the truth.
if what you're saying is true, then why would he have killed two police officers? a man like that would want to lay low, if he was planning some kind of damn sabotage mission!	That's the point.  He slipped up, and he's desperate now.  And that means he's all the more dangerous.
our agency monitors all threats very carefully, and there's good reason to believe jim trudell has the training, the connections, and the experience to present a clear threat to the public if he remains at large.	If what you're saying is true, then why would he have killed two police officers? A man like that would want to lay low, if he was planning some kind of damn sabotage mission!
yeah?..well what are you getting at? you saying he has an agenda down here?	Our agency monitors all threats very carefully, and there's good reason to believe Jim Trudell has the training, the connections, and the experience to present a clear threat to the public if he remains at large.
i don't think you understand. i don't mean shuffling papers in an office, i mean jim trudell worked classified assignments, special forces...sabotage...until last year. he was brought up on charges of espionage, but the charges were later dropped, and he sprang the service.	Yeah?..well what are you getting at? You saying he has an agenda down here?
we ran the i.d.  i could have told you that.	I don't think you understand. I don't mean shuffling papers in an office, I mean Jim Trudell worked classified assignments, special forces...sabotage...until last year. He was brought up on charges of espionage, but the charges were later dropped, and he sprang the service.
we did a little digging on jim trudell at sergeant zydowski's request. he's 31, no priors, and he's been working for the military for ten years.	We ran the i.d.  I could have told you that.
your department contacted our agency regarding information on sarah williams.	Yeah - I heard - nothing came up.
what can i do for you?	Your department contacted our agency regarding information on Sarah Williams.
captain doyle?	Yeah?
what do you think?	Alright, stay on the phone.
you set to go -	What do you think?
we're by ozone...	You set to go -
where are you?	We're by Ozone...
yeah?	Where are you?
you mean shut your ass down!	No I mean ours, motherfucker! If I go down everyone's going with me - you and your crew especially! You won't get protection, you won't get the trucks - nothing!
so what is they have enough to shut us down!	You mean shut your ass down!
so what?	So what is they have enough to shut us down!
he walked in on fleming and took him out.	So what?
the shit just hit the fan, brother. that bitch has a partner and he got away from me.	He walked in on Fleming and took him out.
what do you need?	The shit just hit the fan, brother. That bitch has a partner and he got away from me.
it's marvosa -	What do you need?
it's just...catching up with me, you know?	Well why don't you sit this one and get some rest...you look like shit. CUT TO INT TUBBS' APARTMENT - NIGHT
something wrong with you marvosa?	It's just...catching up with me, you know?
outside hacker?  what the fuck are you talking about?	That's got to our secret agent man! Do we have an address?
just wondering if maybe they had a thing going with this hooker, you know, some connection.	Hey what they did on their time was their business, you know?  I just want to catch this scumbag, wherever he is.
gotta come from somewhere...	Where do you come from, Marvosa?
it's kind of a funny coincidence, isn't it?	Gotta come from somewhere...
what?	It's kind of a funny coincidence, isn't it?
well don't you think that's odd?	What?
yeah i saw 'em around.  they worked vice.	Well don't you think that's odd?
so you must have known fleming... and stanton -	Yeah I saw 'em around.  They worked vice.
yeah...	So you must have known Fleming... and Stanton -
did you start out area six?	Yeah...
nineteen eighty four.  what fucking difference does it make?	Did you start out area six?
when did you join the force?  you know, the police force, the place you work...	Nineteen eighty four.  What fucking difference does it make?
what?	When did you join the force?  You know, the police force, the place you work...
what's this?	Our getaway car.  You said a cell phone?
i'll take the south end -	Fine -
i'm sure you can handle it.  now i want to do an alley-to alley sweep beginning at the north and south ends from marine to 30th.  foot beat units continue on the boardwalk.	I'll take the south end -
these crowds are going to make it a bitch!	I'm sure you can handle it.  Now I want to do an alley-to alley sweep beginning at the north and south ends from Marine to 30th.  Foot beat units continue on the boardwalk.
if you can trail him to a remote area do it. we all want a piece of him but let's keep our heads and stay within the law - we got people everywhere out here.	These crowds are going to make it a bitch!
let's roll -	Right behind you.
find out for me.	Fine...
but what was a hair dresser from malibu doing 60 miles away in some dive bar?	I don't know, shit.  Maybe she was looking for love...
so? girls left bars with ted bundy too. it doesn't rule out foul play.	But what was a hair dresser from Malibu doing 60 miles away in some dive bar?
sarah williams left the bar with trudell on her own.	So? Girls left bars with Ted Bundy too. It doesn't rule out foul play.
what did the six-toes have to say?	Sarah Williams left the bar with Trudell on her own.
did you hit him?	I didn't hit shit!
don't take any chances.  call for back-up this time!	Don't worry -
i'm going to look for him on my own. fuck this.	We're all gonna fan out!  C'mon, let's do a sweep of the alleys -
great. well that changes a lot...	I'm going to look for him on my own. Fuck this.
he must have got the keys... off stanton.	Great. Well that changes a lot...
what the hell is this marvosa!!	He must have got the keys... off Stanton.
i don't know how you're used to doing things, marvosa, but it sounds like some damn sloppy work to me!	Oh for Chrissakes it could have happened to anyone of--
it happened too fast.  he was in the back, quiet and calm and boom! he was out - and gone.  we...we fanned out...stanton must have let his guard down!	I don't know how you're used to doing things, Marvosa, but it sounds like some damn sloppy work to me!
why didn't you call for back-up! what were you thinking, jesus!!!	It happened too fast.  He was in the back, quiet and calm and boom! He was out - and gone.  We...we fanned out...Stanton must have let his guard down!
he busted the back window with his feet, and fled on foot.  we pursued him into this warehouse - but he's - gone, south - maybe a couple of miles if he's fast -	Why didn't you call for back-up! What were you thinking, Jesus!!!
what the hell happened?	He busted the back window with his feet, and fled on foot.  We pursued him into this warehouse - but he's - gone, south - maybe a couple of miles if he's fast -
you can cut the shit, asshole--	we've got kidnapping, grand theft auto, burglary, and two counts of murder on you, and I'm gonna see to it personally that it sticks!
bullshit...	Did you report it stolen?
i tell you one thing trudell - you'd make a hell of a cop...	It wasn't in the cards.
i'll live...	I tell you one thing Trudell - you'd make a hell of a cop...
are you alright?	I'll live...
i didn't break in - the back door was open!	Yeah, it was opened -  with a goddamn screwdriver!!!
so...  to get the car back, you break into her house.	I didn't break in - the back door was open!
anyhow... you wake up and she's gone. but--  --this is my favorite part--  she leaves you the keys to a brand new beemer.	She stole my car!!
who am i?  i'm gonna be your worst fucking nightmare until you start breaking it down for me.  you understand? where did you get the car!	I'm done talking until I get a lawyer.
and who are you?	Who am I?  I'm gonna be your worst fucking nightmare until you start breaking it down for me.  You understand? Where did you get the car!
alright, where is she?	And who are you?
and what did he do to the girl?	Nothing!  He didn't do nothing!
i was just having a little fun -	And what did he do to the girl?
now you listen to me hay-seed! if you don't want to spend a year in jail for making a false report you'll start giving me straight answers, you got that!!	Alright, alright!  We were just fucking with him..you know?
mm-hmm...that's not what the bartender told us.	Now you listen to me hay-seed! If you don't want to spend a year in jail for making a false report you'll start giving me straight answers, you got that!!
hell, he probably raped her in the lot, dumped the body somewhere. that's what he was like - a real wacko.	Mm-hmm...that's not what the bartender told us.
did he harm the girl?	Hell, he probably raped her in the lot, dumped the body somewhere. That's what he was like - a real wacko.
yeah...the guy was psycho - i was just tying to protect the girl...	Did he harm the girl?
and he took a swing at you?	Yeah...the guy was psycho - I was just tying to protect the girl...
the guy was looking for trouble, shoving people around, being an asshole...	And he took a swing at you?
he said he was following up some lead.	Well let's get his ass to the garage!  Some lead...
and where the hell is marvosa?	He said he was following up some lead.
vice...you think they had something to do with this dead hooker?	Could explain why Fleming was there.
well it's just kind of a coincidence, isn't it?  stanton and fleming, both started in '83, both in area six...both in vice?	Vice...you think they had something to do with this dead hooker?
something i don't already know?	Well it's just kind of a coincidence, isn't it?  Stanton and Fleming, both started in '83, both in area six...both in Vice?
well read this -	Something I don't already know?
no zydowski i didn't read today's paper - it's just going to irritate the hell out of me.	Well read this -
did you read today's paper?	No Zydowski I didn't read today's paper - it's just going to irritate the hell out of me.
that's not all.  according to the computer - she died of a drug overdose last year.	That's great Zydowski, you tech guys are really on the ball.  Harding - call the print lab at the FBI, run the prints through their library, see if it's less screwed-up than ours...
what?  wait a minute -	That's not all.  According to the computer - she died of a drug overdose last year.
her prints belong to stephanie field, convicted for soliciting two years ago.	What?  Wait a minute -
yeah?	Her prints belong to Stephanie Field, convicted for soliciting two years ago.
you won't like this.  i ran the prints from the house.  no police record on your suspect--at least not in our files. but there is a match on the girl.	Yeah?
zydowski.  it's about time.	You won't like this.  I ran the prints from the house.  No police record on your suspect--at least not in our files. But there is a match on the girl.
yeah?	LAPD data center reports a breach on the system.  An outside hacker has accessed files on Detectives Fleming and Stanton...and yours too, Marvosa.
captain?	Yeah?
they found the getaway mercedes a parking garage north of venice. it checks out.	Good! We'll get it to the nearest outlying station and hold it for prints - we're on our way -  You coming?
speak of the devil.	They found the getaway Mercedes a parking garage north of Venice. It checks out.
where is he?!!	I lost him - I heard shots - that way!!
who is it?	I don't know - but he's from the FBI.
captain there's someone here to see you - he's waiting in your office.	Who is it?
no -	Neither did I.  I'll make it up to you, I promise...
have you ever heard of the live oak river?	No -
where the hell is my car?	Have you ever heard of the Live Oak River?
yeah.	Where the hell is my car?
there's something i've been meaning to ask you, stephanie.	Yeah.
i took it with me.  it's in a safe place.	So you know about Marvosa, and Stanton, and all of them.
what happened with the tape?	I took it with me.  It's in a safe place.
i didn't know what to do - but i knew i had something somebody would want.  that's where i met him - told him what i had.  the fbi set me up with a new place...but the cops found me somehow.  so i ran...and met you.	What happened with the tape?
what did you do then?	I didn't know what to do - but I knew I had something somebody would want.  That's where I met him - told him what I had.  The FBI set me up with a new place...but the cops found me somehow.  So I ran...and met you.
i had it all on tape...	What did you do then?
i got out of there. i just grabbed up my stuff, and then i found it.	Found what?
and what did you do?	I got out of there. I just grabbed up my stuff, and then I found it.
didn't these - professionals - figure he had a girl in the room?	Yeah...they did.  One girl...
i was there, and it was no suicide. he was killed by professionals.  i was in the bathroom when it happened.	Didn't these - professionals - figure he had a girl in the room?
no, but i'm listening.	I was there, and it was no suicide. He was killed by professionals.  I was in the bathroom when it happened.
six months ago, a police lieutenant named charles fletcher was found dead in a hotel room - he blew his brains out - left no note, you may have heard of it...	No, but I'm listening.
what exactly did you see?	Six months ago, a police lieutenant named Charles Fletcher was found dead in a hotel room - he blew his brains out - left no note, you may have heard of it...
no.  a witness.	What exactly did you see?
look what are you anyway? some kind of spy?	No.  A witness.
i had to get away!  my life was in danger!	Look what are you anyway? Some kind of spy?
well you figured wrong!  and now i'm public enemy number one.  you have an answer for that?	I had to get away!  My life was in danger!
i didn't.  i figured you leave it well enough alone.	Well you figured wrong!  And now I'm public enemy number one.  You have an answer for that?
why did you set me up?	I didn't.  I figured you leave it well enough alone.
what's going on here?	You'll find out - soon enough.
no.	Only on dates?
you always carry a gun with you?	No.
figure you would have tried it already.	You always carry a gun with you?
you know, you don't seem afraid of much either.  how do you know i'm not going to try to rape you?	Figure you would have tried it already.
no...	You know, you don't seem afraid of much either.  How do you know I'm not going to try to rape you?
mind if i turn out the light?	No...
no...	You're the mysterious type, right?
you got any family?	No...
seattle.	You got any family?
where up north?	Seattle.
up north.	Where up north?
so where are you from?	Up north.
are you going to be alright?	Don't worry about me...  ...and don't forget your helmet. You don't want to get a ticket.
i can't help you anymore, jimmy. i'm sorry.	I'm going to need a way to get there.
i told you i'm not going anywhere! i got my whole life in this place!  i'll just destroy the evidence and play dumb.	I can't help you anymore, Jimmy. I'm sorry.
tubbs, these people mean business.	I told you I'm not going anywhere! I got my whole life in this place!  I'll just destroy the evidence and play dumb.
i'm not going anywhere!	Tubbs, these people mean business.
that was her - the girl... we have to go.	I'm not going anywhere!
it's not very much to go on...is there anything else we can check?	Shit, we just started.  But I better log out of this.
ahh, shit.  we're pretty much tapped out.  i'm getting denied access all over the place...	It's not very much to go on...is there anything else we can check?
both at the same bank...	And look at the balances...these aren't police salaries...
who knows?  maybe he's ordering army knives. i can't access that, but look what we have here...these are the account records for fleming and marvosa.	Both at the same bank...
a bank?	Who knows?  Maybe he's ordering army knives. I can't access that, but look what we have here...these are the account records for Fleming and Marvosa.
ok...marvosa makes calls to this fax number overseas.  and that's switzerland's country code.	A bank?
you know this time, there's nobody that's gonna cover your ass. you're over your head this time.	What else is new?
i gave all that up.  i got tired of the lies. they wanted to stuff me in levenworth to cover their asses on a botched assignment.  it got so i didn't know who to trust anymore...  ...some things never change, i guess.	You know this time, there's nobody that's gonna cover your ass. You're over your head this time.
so...what happened to you, jimmy?  i figure you'd be in some far off place somewhere, living on the edge like the good old days.	I gave all that up.  I got tired of the lies. They wanted to stuff me in Levenworth to cover their asses on a botched assignment.  It got so I didn't know who to trust anymore...  ...some things never change, I guess.
i'll access the lapd mainframe, but we gotta be careful - that one's kind of tricky -	So...what happened to you, Jimmy?  I figure you'd be in some far off place somewhere, living on the edge like the good old days.
how about marvosa and the others?	I'll access the LAPD mainframe, but we gotta be careful - that one's kind of tricky -
ok...county tax records...they're saying 1490 breckinridge is owned by... an atlantic trust corporation...they have a p.o. box in d.c.	How about Marvosa and the others?
i got a lot of free time, you know what i mean?	OK...county tax records...they're saying 1490 Breckinridge is owned by... an Atlantic Trust Corporation...they have a P.O. box in D.C.
i knew i could count on you.	I got a lot of free time, you know what I mean?
i don't, but i'm pretty sure. it's a long story but i cloned a cellular linkup with a binary code scrambler and sent it through the phone network mainframe.  if they start a trace it will be to a pic'n'save on pico.	I knew I could count on you.
no thanks.  how do you know they can't catch you on this thing?	I don't, but I'm pretty sure. It's a long story but I cloned a cellular linkup with a binary code scrambler and sent it through the phone network mainframe.  If they start a trace it will be to a Pic'n'Save on Pico.
donut?	No thanks.  How do you know they can't catch you on this thing?
let's see what we got...	Donut?
1490...breckinridge...	Let's see what we got...
ok, i'm logged on to the municipal network.  i'm showing sixteen people with the name sarah williams in l.a. county.  none of them live in hollywood.  do you remember the address?	1490...Breckinridge...
i've got a better idea...	OK...where do you want to start?
shit, what i have now made our setup in angola look like tinker toys.  i've been skipping through internal revenue records all day. i even have video strip poker. you want to check it out?	I've got a better idea...
i hope you haven't lost your touch with this stuff.	Shit, what I have now made our setup in Angola look like Tinker Toys.  I've been skipping through Internal Revenue records all day. I even have video strip poker. You want to check it out?
alright...alright...you've saved my ass enough times.  what do you want to do?	I hope you haven't lost your touch with this stuff.
i don't know.  but i'm in trouble. i'm all over the papers. i have to figure out what's going on.	Alright...alright...you've saved my ass enough times.  What do you want to do?
oh man...what happened?	I don't know.  But I'm in trouble. I'm all over the papers. I have to figure out what's going on.
i have nowhere else to go, tubbs, i need your help!	Oh man...what happened?
shit, you know what happens to me if i'm harboring a fugitive?  i already think they're on to me! i thought you were the phone police for chrissake!	I have nowhere else to go, Tubbs, I need your help!
they're inside the department, they're everywhere - it's not safe.	Shit, you know what happens to me if I'm harboring a fugitive?  I already think they're on to me! I thought you were the phone police for Chrissake!
you gotta turn yourself in. before it's too late -	They're inside the department, they're everywhere - it's not safe.
it was self-defense, tubbs! they're dirty!  i walked in on something, i don't know what -	You gotta turn yourself in. Before it's too late -
jimmy, do you realize what you did? man that's like death penalty shit -	It was self-defense, Tubbs! They're dirty!  I walked in on something, I don't know what -
yeah i'm sure!  i did it with my own hands!	Jimmy, do you realize what you did? Man that's like death penalty shit -
oh, shit, shit, shit - i don't know about all this! you sure?!	Yeah I'm sure!  I did it with my own hands!
i killed them.	Oh, shit, shit, shit - I don't know about all this! You sure?!
and?...	I killed them.
no...	Look, Jimmy, you know, I haven't seen you in eight years, you show up to my door like you're on drugs - now the least you could do is tell me what the fuck is going on!
hello tubbs.  can i come in?	Yeah, c'mon in...you scared the hell out of me!
holy shit -	Hello Tubbs.  Can I come in?
operator, i'd like to make a collect call - 213-467-0972...	This is Tubbs. Sorry I can't answer the phone, I'm out square dancing. Leave a message--
jesus, man...	Please...
it's...it's a long story.  can we meet somewhere?	Jesus, man...
just what did you get yourself into, jimmy?	It's...it's a long story.  Can we meet somewhere?
tubbs listen!  i don't know anywhere else to go!  i need your help!	Just what did you get yourself into, Jimmy?
you are drunk.  you know, it's been a long time and i'd love to catch up, but i really got to -	Tubbs listen!  I don't know anywhere else to go!  I need your help!
well...whatsamatter?  run in with the law?	Yeah...
no...i'm in some trouble...	Well...whatsamatter?  Run in with the law?
well where are ya, what are ya, drunk?	No...I'm in some trouble...
tubbs, it's me.	Well where are ya, what are ya, drunk?
what?	Jim Trudell!  Bravo company!
you don't seem afraid of much.	Not with this...
screw him!	You don't seem afraid of much.
what would your - boyfriend - think?	Screw him!
we were fighting - i told him to let me out.  so where are you headed?	Bartender said there are motels south of here.
ditched you?	We were fighting - I told him to let me out.  So where are you headed?
are you serious?  my boyfriend ditched me...	Ditched you?
are you a regular there?	Are you serious?  My boyfriend ditched me...
well, you saved me from a bad situation. thanks.  i admit this is...unusual.	Are you a regular there?
where did you learn to fight like that? jim  i read a book.	Well, you saved me from a bad situation. Thanks.  I admit this is...unusual.
i'm stranded out here.	Hop in.
mind if i come along for the ride?	I'm stranded out here.
i don't have any real destination. i'm just going south.	Mind if I come along for the ride?
you must be going somewhere.	I don't have any real destination. I'm just going South.
well i've kind of had my fill of the place, you know what i mean?	You must be going somewhere.
where are you going?	Well I've kind of had my fill of the place, you know what I mean?
where am i going?	County jail - get in.
no.  it wasn't like that!	Then what did you do, play canasta?
did you have sexual intercourse with the woman in question?	No.  It wasn't like that!
what?	Did you have sexual intercourse with the woman in question?
did you have sex with her?	What?
no - that's not it!  she said her boyfriend stranded her up there! i didn't ask her to come with me!	Did you have sex with her?
yeah, and that's all i'm going to say. if you want to arrest me, go ahead...	Nahhh...
oh yeah?  you're a smart man?...	Yeah, and that's all I'm going to say. If you want to arrest me, go ahead...
i asked him not to tell me where he was going.  i told him i don't want any part of it.	Oh yeah?  You're a smart man?...
long gone, huh?	I asked him not to tell me where he was going.  I told him I don't want any part of it.
where is he?	Long gone... MARVOSA Well you won't mind if I don't take your word for it, right?
don't you guys ever knock?	Where is he?
could he handle a direct contact?	I don't recommend it.
if he pushes too deep into our boy's mind-set, he may destroy himself.  what are you planning, jack?	Could he handle a direct contact?
what's the bottom line?	If he pushes too deep into our boy's mind-set, he may destroy himself.  What are you planning, Jack?
no. it happened when graham went to see hobbs' daughter four months later in the hospital. she saved her carotid artery.., but lost three fingers and her larynx. she was connected up to a voice box.  when graham went to see her, she asked him -- through the speaker: 'why did you have to kill my daddy?'  that's when graham had his nervous breakdown.	What's the bottom line?
that's when it happened?	No. It happened when Graham went to see Hobbs' daughter four months later in the hospital. She saved her carotid artery.., but lost three fingers and her larynx. She was connected up to a voice box.  When Graham went to see her, she asked him -- through the speaker: 'Why did you have to kill my daddy?'  That's when Graham had his nervous breakdown.
i'll tell you the events. the psychology's none of your business. hobbs was trying to cut his eleven- year-old daughter's throat. graham shot him with his .38 six times. hobbs still didn't go down. he had to wade in...	That's when it happened?
his nervous breakdown followed hobbs. could he kill again if he had to save his life? or would he hesitate?	I'll tell you the events. The psychology's none of your business. Hobbs was trying to cut his eleven- year-old daughter's throat. Graham shot him with his .38 six times. Hobbs still didn't go down. He had to wade in...
because i'm professionally concerned about him. and he'd pick up on that. he's fast. he hates being prodded and poked.  so do i.  what do you want?	His nervous breakdown followed Hobbs. Could he kill again if he had to save his life? Or would he hesitate?
why aren't you ever alone with him?	Because I'm professionally concerned about him. And he'd pick up on that. He's fast. He hates being prodded and poked.  So do I.  What do you want?
he's an eideteker. he has almost total recall.  but i don't think he's psychic.  what he has it empathy and projection.  he can assume your point of view and mine.., and some other points of view that scare and sicken him.	Why aren't you ever alone with him?
you're never alone in a room with graham, are you? you're smooth about it, but you're never one-on-one with him. why's that? do you think he's psychic?	He's an eideteker. He has almost total recall.  But I don't think he's psychic.  What he has it empathy and projection.  He can assume your point of view and mine.., and some other points of view that scare and sicken him.
i wouldn't presume to try.	You're never alone in a room with Graham, are you? You're smooth about it, but you're never one-on-one with him. Why's that? Do you think he's psychic?
he doesn't think you run mind games on him.	I wouldn't presume to try.
it was you who did the asking.	He doesn't think you run mind games on him.
that was peterson upstairs.	It was you who did the asking.
remember when you asked for a study on him, i refused. same goes for now.	That was Peterson upstairs.
i need to ask you questions of a psychological nature.	Remember when you asked for a study on him, I refused. Same goes for now.
what about him?	I need to ask you questions of a psychological nature.
how are molly and the boy?	Kevin and Molly are on their way to Montana.  Who the hell is he to do this to my family, Sidney? Answer me that...!
and do what? read about the next family in the morning paper?  in my monkey ward safehouse 'cause i can't take my family home?  this ends when i make it over.	How are Molly and the boy?
the usual motivation doesn't apply to him, nor the way he uses them.  i don't have an answer for you.  listen to me, my friend: leave this.	And do what? Read about the next family in the morning paper?  In my Monkey Ward safehouse 'cause I can't take my family home?  This ends when I make it over.
sidney: i don't understand him.  we know he re-arranges the kids and husbands into a dead audience.  to witness the act. we know he thinks the act is making him into something different. his 'becoming'... but i don't know what it is he thinks he's becoming.  the answer is something to do with how he uses the mirrors. that's what's missing for me.  why the mirrors?	The usual motivation doesn't apply to him, nor the way he uses them.  I don't have an answer for you.  Listen to me, my friend: leave this.
what have we missed?	He may have an unconscious homosexual conflict. A fear of being gay. He objects to the word 'fairy.' Plus smeared bloodstains indicate that he put the shorts on Charles Leeds after he was dead.  I believe he did this to emphasize his lack of interest in Mr. Leeds.
crawford has a proposition. i don't think it's a good idea.	If the Tooth Fairy listens to Lecktor, he'll come for me. So we're going to set me up as bait to draw him out. Give him a clean shot.  That's what you were thinking, isn't it?
it has to be a book the tooth fairy would know lecktor has in his cell.	He'd know it from articles he's read about Lecktor...
they tried sodium amytal on him three years ago to find where he buried a princeton student.  he gave them a recipe for potato chip dip.	It has to be a book the Tooth Fairy would know Lecktor has in his cell.
right.  what about sweating lecktor?	They tried sodium amytal on him three years ago to find where he buried a Princeton student.  He gave them a recipe for potato chip dip.
then the tooth fairy named the book in the part lecktor tore out.	Right.  What about sweating Lecktor?
in thirty-five minutes.	Christ!
that's probably in the part lecktor tore out.  at the top it says: 'i hope we can correspond.' and then the hole begins.  it looks like lecktor went over it with a felt tip pen and then folded it and pinched most of it away.	He doesn't have anything to cut with.
the main thing is: how was lecktor to reply.	That's probably in the part Lecktor tore out.  At the top it says: 'I hope we can correspond.' And then the hole begins.  It looks like Lecktor went over it with a felt tip pen and then folded it and pinched most of it away.
where?	Library of Congress.
have him meet me with pictures of lecktor's books...	Where?
willingham, when he tossed his cell, took polaroids so they could get everything back in place...	Have him meet me with pictures of Lecktor's books...
not the bible?	No. Galatians 15:2? Galatians has only six chapters. The same with Jonah 6:8 -- Jonah has four chapters. Lecktor wasn't using a Bible.
'one hundred prayers' could be the page number. the paired numbers and the scriptural references could be line and letter. but what book?	Not the Bible?
book code?	'One hundred prayers' could be the page number. The paired numbers and the scriptural references could be line and letter. But what book?
no.  the numbers aren't right for a jailhouse alphabet code. it's a book code.  and your message has to go out in it, or he'll know it's not lecktor talking to him.	Book code?
if there's any doubt, we matched the indents of the bitemark on the note against the smithsonian teeth. this is your boy...  he folded the bottom part, including what lecktor tore out. in this enlargement of the back side, oblique light revealed impressions.  we can make out: 'six-six-six'.  i didn't spot it until i had this high-contrast print. i advised chicago as soon as i saw it.	Issue the toilet paper tear as a...
the chicago office is running through all the personal ads in the tattler right now.	When do they go to press?
that could be the tip of a 't.  here and here. and here.	At the end is the tail of what could be an 'r.
aniline dyes in the inks in felt-tip pens -- which is what lecktor has -- are transparent to infrared. the tooth fairy's ballpoint isn't...	That could be the tip of a 't.  Here and here. And here.
how long do i have?	Twenty minutes max.
that's it. lecktor called him a pilgrim when he was talking to me...	'You're very beautiful.
'dear pilgrim, you honor me.'	That's it. Lecktor called him a Pilgrim when he was talking to me...
read it.	'Dear Pilgrim, you honor me.'
we got an ad order in tonight's "tattler" with 'six-six-six' in it. it's being telexed to you right now.	Read it.
will graham, jack crawford...	We got an ad order in tonight's "Tattler" with 'six-six-six' in it. It's being Telexed to you right now.
this is chester here. who am i talking to?	Will Graham, Jack Crawford...
let's go to bed. i'll rub your back.	I need to talk to you about Will Graham.
no.  i don't like people who park in the 'handicapped zone'...	I'll try to keep him as far away from it as I can...
talking about 'like,' you don't like me very much, do you?	No.  I don't like people who park in the 'handicapped zone'...
you wouldn't like it, either if you had it.	Talking about 'like,' you don't like me very much, do you?
nobody's better with evidence. but he has the other thing, too. he doesn't like that part of it...	You wouldn't like it, either if you had it.
he thinks you want him to look at evidence.	Nobody's better with evidence. But he has the other thing, too. He doesn't like that part of it...
because it's his bad luck to be special.	He thinks you want him to look at evidence.
you're his friend, jack. why can't you leave him alone?	Because it's his bad luck to be special.
i have to.	You're his friend, Jack. Why can't you leave him alone?
whatever i say, you'll take him away, won't you?	I have to.
wait for the back-up! will?	It's happening again, Jack...
there's somebody in the house, jack...	Wait for the back-up! Will?
stay in the trees.	There's somebody in the house, Jack...
i'll cover the back.	Stay in the trees.
three minutes.	I'll cover the back.
how far away's the back-up?	Three minutes.
get the roadblocks set on route three! there's an access road to the back of the house. that ought to be a second team's approach.  will graham and i are in an orchard due west of the house.	How far away's the back-up?
what?	You're not going to need that. Because we're going in careful and slow and secure a perimeter and a St. Louis PD Swat team is going to take him. Not us.
will...?	What?
fogel has four more names. he knows two: both dark hair. third's a woman. fourth's a handicapped parking permit...	This is our boy...!
parking permits...	Are your parking permits in the computer? He drives a van.
it does, doesn't it?	I want a chopper on the roof in three minutes. To Meigs Field.  At Meigs have them warn up and flight- prep the Gulf Stream.
see if there's another label underneath.	It does, doesn't it?
have him peel the top label back.	See if there's another label underneath.
no. it's bob's photo store in...	Have him peel the top label back.
is there a label on the jacobi can that says what lab processed it?	No. It's Bob's Photo Store in...
what it's going to say on the jacobi film can is the same as it says on the leeds' film can: gateway lab, st. louis, missouri.	Is there a label on the Jacobi can that says what lab processed it?
we want the cans the jacobi home movies came in.  they're in the far corner of the room under the windows.	There's some film cans in the far corner of the room underneath one of the windows.
it's the guard in the storeroom.	We want the cans the Jacobi home movies came in.  They're in the far corner of the room under the windows.
it's getting late and...	Don't talk to me!!
you mean jacobi put it in between when this film was made and when he was murdered?	He had to.
because a steel door and deadbolt were there when they were killed.	You mean Jacobi put it in between when this film was made and when he was murdered?
he used a boltcutter to trim the branch out of his way. when he was watching from the woods. why didn't he use it to go through the basement door?	Because a steel door and deadbolt were there when they were killed.
what's that?	He used a boltcutter to trim the branch out of his way. When he was watching from the woods. Why didn't he use it to go through the basement door?
that's why the boltcutter.	What's that?
you wanna watch this or what?!	That's why the boltcutter.
will?	You wanna watch this or what?!
it's a foregone conclusion. for christ's sake, it's eleven pm.  the full moon is tonight.	Will?
it's not over yet.	It's a foregone conclusion. For Christ's sake, it's eleven PM.  The full moon is tonight.
let's admit we struck out this month. the gulf stream's standing by. the basic lab stuff is on it.  you, zeller, jimmie price, a photographer. anywhere he hits, we can be there in an hour and fifteen minutes. we get the call, we roll. the scene'll be very fresh...	It's not over yet.
something lecktor said.	Let's admit we struck out this month. The Gulf Stream's standing by. The basic lab stuff is on it.  You, Zeller, Jimmie Price, a photographer. Anywhere he hits, we can be there in an hour and fifteen minutes. We get the call, we roll. The scene'll be very fresh...
what?	Something Lecktor said.
he's a very shy boy...	What?
there is none! we've run it through the computer a dozen times.	He's a very shy boy...
there has to be.	There is none! We've run it through the computer a dozen times.
there's no connection between the families.	There has to be.
he's very careful, very... designed when he chooses.  if we find out how he finds them, then we'll find him.	There's no connection between the families.
how do i know?!	He's very careful, very... designed when he chooses.  If we find out how he finds them, then we'll find him.
vtr, film, polaroid, stills, what?	How do I know?!
it's a word. killing them...  his delusion is: if he sees himself accepted enough times, he will become as one who has the power to be accepted all the time.  and he would record it somehow. so he can see himself received over and over again...	VTR, film, Polaroid, stills, what?
'changes?'	It's a word. Killing them...  His delusion is: if he sees himself accepted enough times, he will become as one who has the power to be accepted all the time.  And he would record it somehow. So he can see himself received over and over again...
he changes them into beings that accept him... and he needs to see the acceptance, in the mirrors.  i didn't understand the mirrors before.  it's very important.	'Changes?'
when are you coming back?	When I'm done.
that's narrow?	When are you coming back?
milwaukee, madison, dubuque, peoria, st. louis, indianapolis, cincinnati, toledo and detroit.	That's narrow?
what's it narrow down to?	Milwaukee, Madison, Dubuque, Peoria, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, Toledo and Detroit.
from the lip wound, which happened seven hours before he got burned, we've narrowed it down to those cities within the seven-hour driving radius that also would've caught the 'tattler' early tuesday morning.	What's it narrow down to?
i arranged for him to have a phone. i have to call him in a few minutes.	From the lip wound, which happened seven hours before he got burned, we've narrowed it down to those cities within the seven-hour driving radius that also would've caught the 'Tattler' early Tuesday morning.
you got the message lecktor called...	I arranged for him to have a phone. I have to call him in a few minutes.
asian studies at langley said the mark you found on the tree is a chinese character considered a positive or a lucky sign in gambling. the character also appears on a mah- jongg piece.  it means red dragon.  that mean anything to you?	No.
i'll pick you up in...	I won't be here.
get me a plane!	I'll pick you up in...
wait, will...	Get me a plane!
get me a plane...	Wait, Will...
it says: 'graham home, 3860 desoto highway, marathon, florida. save yourself. kill them all.  it's your home address, will. the bastard gave him your home address.	Get me a plane...
tell me now.	It says: 'Graham home, 3860 DeSoto Highway, Marathon, Florida. Save yourself. Kill them all.  It's your home address, Will. The bastard gave him your home address.
i'll tell you in a second. now listen to me: everything is okay, i'm taking care of it, so stay on the phone when i tell you.	Tell me now.
what'd it say?	I'll tell you in a second. Now listen to me: everything is okay, I'm taking care of it, so stay on the phone when I tell you.
will, bowman just broke the code. it was a james beard cook book. you need to know what it says right now.	What'd it say?
who is it?	Will, Bowman just broke the code. It was a James Beard cook book. You need to know what it says right now.
we will feel sick for a very long time.	Who is it?
what if it encourages the tooth fairy to do something besides write?	We will feel sick for a very long time.
run it.	What if it encourages the Tooth Fairy to do something besides write?
it's your call, will. what do we do?	Run it.
and if we pull it, we lose a week... we only have two to the next full moon.	It's your call, Will. What do we do?
yes. and i'm leery of running lecktor's message without knowing what it says.	And if we pull it, we lose a week... We only have two to the next full moon.
can we still get lecktor's message out of the paper?	Yes. And I'm leery of running Lecktor's message without knowing what it says.
we let lecktor's message run as is and decode it after. or we pull it, work our the code and put ours in next week.	Can we still get Lecktor's message out of the paper?
twenty-five minutes. we won't make it in time.	We let Lecktor's message run as is and decode it after. Or we pull it, work our the code and put ours in next week.
...there's three 't's' and an 'r' in tattler.	Personal ads?
we know the tooth fairy reads the tattler. the stuff about me and lector? i don't know any other paper that carried it...	...there's three 't's' and an 'r' in Tattler.
sarah, order a chopper. i want the next thing smoking and i don't care whose. ours. dcpd.  or the marines. then call documents. tell them to scramble a team. i want everybody moving in five minutes.  dr. chilton, please do not handle the note. i have a documents team on the way to you by helicopter to pick it up.	After we've worked the note we want to replace it in Lecktor's cell. I don't want him to know we found it.  Where's Lector now?
how'd you know 'broken mirrors?' bribe a cop?  tell it to the u.s. attorney, lounds!	What is it?
who did he ask for?	You.
if the documents section can't do it... i'll send it up to langley...	Did Price get anywhere with the single prints off the Leeds?
the mark? yes.	If the Documents section can't do it... I'll send it up to Langley...
is it weird?	The mark? Yes.
for christ's sake, why?	To recover the mind set.
...i'm going to see lecktor.	For Christ's sake, why?
see? you do know something about him.	...I'm going to see Lecktor.
because he has a genuine taste for it, jack.	See? You do know something about him.
why?	Because he has a genuine taste for it, Jack.
you think i'm gonna spot him 'across a crowded room?'  that's ezio pinza you're thinking about.  the tooth fairy will go on until we get smart or get lucky. he won't stop.	Why?
no other possibilities?	You think I'm gonna spot him 'across a crowded room?'  That's Ezio Pinza you're thinking about.  The Tooth Fairy will go on until we get smart or get lucky. He won't stop.
he makes noise going in and the husband gets to a gun in time.	No other possibilities?
we're running it through the computers now. so far there's no event or service that doubles back into both families. plus they were big consumers: snowmobiles, fishing trips, scuba, videogames, lots of routine medical and dental. it's a haystack.  what's the other?	He makes noise going in and the husband gets to a gun in time.
we find an event that connects both families. same vacation hotel; same hospital, different times. then we check employees and come up with a male nurse, hairdresser, whatever...  if we find out how he found them, then we'll find him.	We're running it through the computers now. So far there's no event or service that doubles back into both families. Plus they were big consumers: snowmobiles, fishing trips, scuba, videogames, lots of routine medical and dental. It's a haystack.  What's the other?
what's one way?	We find an event that connects both families. Same vacation hotel; same hospital, different times. Then we check employees and come up with a male nurse, hairdresser, whatever...  If we find out how he found them, then we'll find him.
don't expect too much from me, jack, all right?  we'll get him one way or the other.	What's one way?
you can tell something about him or we wouldn't have found the finger print...	Don't expect too much from me, Jack, all right?  We'll get him one way or the other.
i don't know, jack. he's got no face for me.	You can tell something about him or we wouldn't have found the finger print...
say we've arrested a good suspect. you walk in and see him. what is there about him that doesn't surprise you?	I don't know, Jack. He's got no face for me.
atlanta and birmingham can run the thumb print against known sex offenders. five will get you ten they don't come up with an identification. jimmie may in the finder program... if he's ever been printed and in his index.	Say we've arrested a good suspect. You walk in and see him. What is there about him that doesn't surprise you?
i know...	Atlanta and Birmingham can run the thumb print against known sex offenders. Five will get you ten they don't come up with an identification. Jimmie may in the Finder program... if he's ever been printed and in his Index.
...snuck in the hospital while i was sedated, flipped back the sheets and shot pictures. the only decent thing he did was run a black square over my balls...	I know...
a cat. we found a litter box downstairs but not the cat.  neighbors are watching for it.	Why don't you get Birmingham P.D. a methane probe out of D.C. and have them cover the backyard...  maybe the cat's dead and the kids buried it.
what do you want to do?	Mrs. Leeds' fingernails and toenails. I think he took off his gloves, Jack.  And dust all the corneas of all their eyes.
he is good. bur not as good as price.	What do you want to do?
you said the guy down here is good.	He is good. Bur not as good as Price.
get him to atlanta.	You said the guy down here is good.
he's working on the single print index. what time is it?	Get him to Atlanta.
jack, this is graham. is price still in latent prints?	He's working on the single print index. What time is it?
let's talk after dinner. stay and eat.	I'LL come back later. I got messages at the Holiday Inn to collect.
these are all dead, will.	Let's talk after dinner. Stay and eat.
as long as they're dead...	These are all dead, Will.
if you can't look anymore, i understand...	As long as they're dead...
i am all right.	If you can't look anymore, I understand...
you look all right now.	I am all right.
i think there has been a lot of bullshit about the way i think.  i came down here to get away from all that.	You look all right now.
that's not entirely true, will. it's the way you think.	I think there has been a lot of bullshit about the way I think.  I came down here to get away from all that.
that was three years ago. and by doing the same things you and the rest of them at the lab are doing.	That's not entirely true, Will. It's the way you think.
last two like this we had, you caught.	That was three years ago. And by doing the same things you and the rest of them at the lab are doing.
you don't need me. i wouldn't be useful to you anymore, jack.	Last two like this we had, you caught.
and i got you down here fixing fuckin' boat motors.	You don't need me. I wouldn't be useful to you anymore, Jack.
the bureau already has the best lab. plus you have bloom at the university of chicago...	And I got you down here fixing fuckin' boat motors.
why not?	The Bureau already has the best lab. Plus you have Bloom at the University of Chicago...
no.	Why not?
will... you saw this in the papers. the second one was all over tv. did you ever think about givin' me a call?	No.
typed him from semen. he's a secretor.	Will... you saw this in the papers. The second one was all over TV. Did you ever think about givin' me a call?
somebody hurt him?	Typed him from semen. He's a secretor.
blond, right-handed, really strong, wears a size eleven shoe. the prints are all smooth gloves. he's on a full moon cycle. both times. his blood is ab positive.	Somebody hurt him?
what else did you keep out of the papers?	Blond, right-handed, really strong, wears a size eleven shoe. The prints are all smooth gloves. He's on a full moon cycle. Both times. His blood is AB Positive.
eighty-six so far. all cranks. he smashes the mirrors and uses the pieces.  none of them knew that;	What else did you keep out of the papers?
what was in the 'miami herald' and the 'times.'  confessions?	Eighty-six so far. All cranks. He smashes the mirrors and uses the pieces.  None of them knew that;
how much do you know?	What was in the 'Miami Herald' and the 'Times.'  Confessions?
i don't want to talk about it anywhere.  if you brought pictures, leave them in the briefcase. molly and kevin will be back soon.	How much do you know?
i should have caught you at the boat yard when you got off work. you don't want to talk about it here...	I don't want to talk about it anywhere.  If you brought pictures, leave them in the briefcase. Molly and Kevin will be back soon.
...twenty-eight minutes.  cryptography at langley?	They got shot a Telex. They're on if now...
not yet.	Let's get to the physical.
he went to the men's room.	For Christ's sake get him!
where the hell's graham!	He went to the men's room.
he asked for will. he said he might call back tonight. i tried to hold him... i'm sorry... he said 'tell graham "broken mirrors."'	Will. Get right back here. He just called.
...but if we find him, the print as evidence will get a conviction, hold on. what?	He asked for Will. He said he might call back tonight. I tried to hold him... I'm sorry... He said 'tell Graham "broken mirrors."'
it's dragon. dragon... red dragon.	Francis did a thing for you today so I couldn't have you. And he was wrong.  I AM THE DRAGON!  Give me your hand.
two groups of people were changed. leeds and jacobi. the police think they were murdered.  do you know what they call the being that visited these people?  you can say.	The Tooth...
some remarkable events have happened in birmingham and atlanta.  do you know what i'm talking about?	Two groups of people were changed. Leeds and Jacobi. The police think they were murdered.  Do you know what they call the being that visited these people?  You can say.
am i alone in this room? are you here...  why are you doing this?!	Some remarkable events have happened in Birmingham and Atlanta.  Do you know what I'm talking about?
me.	Francis...?
who?	Me.
it's me.	Who?
who is it?	It's me.
you'll come by?	Yes.
i'll see you later. all right?	You'll come by?
are you okay...?	I'll see you later. All right?
no. reba...?	Are you okay...?
i want to see you, too, francis... should i come over?	No. Reba...?
the developing room.  i need to... see you.	I want to see you, too, Francis... Should I come over?
francis? where are you?	The developing room.  I need to... see you.
reba...	Francis? Where are you?
do you want a coke or something, reba?	I'm fine, Francis.
i'll get it.  stay right here. you look very good in the sun...	Do you want a Coke or something, Reba?
i'll get my purse.	I'll get it.  Stay right here. You look very good in the sun...
i have work to do at the plant.	I'll get my purse.
my sister's coming by to pick me up for brunch. why don't you come, too?	I have work to do at the plant.
no! don't go back into the house...  it's too nice outside.	My sister's coming by to pick me up for brunch. Why don't you come, too?
good morning...  if you show me where things are, i'll make us some coffee...	No! Don't go back into the house...  It's too nice outside.
i'm fine.	Good morning...  If you show me where things are, I'll make us some coffee...
yes, are you okay...?!	I'm fine.
is that you. d?	Yes, are you okay...?!
that was nice of you to think of that.	I made you a gin and tonic. It's by the side of the sofa...
ready to tell me what kind of 'outing' this is?	It's a surprise.
i'll probably go back to it someday.	Uh-huh.
you know you speak very well, although you avoid fricatives and sibilants in your speech. at the riker institute for the blind. i trained in speech therapy for speech and hearing impaired children...	I'll probably go back to it someday.
you worked out well.	You know you speak very well, although you avoid fricatives and sibilants in your speech. At the Riker Institute for the Blind. I trained in speech therapy for speech and hearing impaired children...
they had to shape up their employment practices to keep this defense contract.	You worked out well.
how did you come to gateway?	They had to shape up their employment practices to keep this defense contract.
in the kitchen.	How did you come to Gateway?
tonic will be fine.	In the kitchen.
come on in.  how about a gin and tonic?	Tonic will be fine.
thanks, but i'll take the bus. i do it all the time.	Dandridge is a condescending prick. Ride with me. It would be because I want you to.
ride with me.	Thanks, but I'll take the bus. I do it all the time.
no, thanks. i manage very well.  i'll order you twelve hundred feet: of 1000 c tomorrow.	Ride with me.
i'll take you.	No, thanks. I manage very well.  I'll order you twelve hundred feet: of 1000 C tomorrow.
the 1000 c infrared sensitive film must be handled in total darkness. i keep the samples straight by touch code.  it's still easier to handle than a 1200 series. think it'll do?	It'll do fine.
let me stick this in the black hole.	The 1000 C Infrared Sensitive Film must be handled in total darkness. I keep the samples straight by touch code.  It's still easier to handle than a 1200 series. Think it'll do?
in eight days.	Let me stick this in the black hole.
when do you need it?	In eight days.
the activities of nocturnal animals.	When do you need it?
what's being photographed?	The activities of nocturnal animals.
shooting at maybe eight feet. i can't use any lights.	What's being photographed?
can you give me an idea of the conditions...	Shooting at maybe eight feet. I can't use any lights.
put your back against the door. come forward three steps until you feel the tile on your feet and there will be a stool just to your left.	Can you give me an idea of the conditions...
ms. mcclain, i'm francis dollarhyde. i came about the low light level infrared film stock.	Put your back against the door. Come forward three steps until you feel the tile on your feet and there will be a stool just to your left.
you give me her and the shermans! you better give me both!	I want her! I want her alive...  I'm going to keep her! YOU HEAR ME!!!
shut up. stop. stop it.	YOU GIVE ME HER AND THE SHERMANS! YOU BETTER GIVE ME BOTH!
she'll fuck other people. pretty people. she'll put in her mouth their...	Shut up. Stop. Stop it.
no!	SHE'LL FUCK OTHER PEOPLE. PRETTY PEOPLE. SHE'LL PUT IN HER MOUTH THEIR...
they'll make you be a piece of shit again. they'll make you be a harelip again. you better give me what i want!	No!
no.	THEY'LL MAKE YOU BE A PIECE OF SHIT AGAIN. THEY'LL MAKE YOU BE A HARELIP AGAIN. YOU BETTER GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!
they will find out about you.  they will lock you in a place worse than brother buddy's.	No.
absolutely,	Good.  We'll seal your promise with...
you will tell the truth?	Absolutely,
you'll let me go now?	You will tell the truth?
you did very well.  i apologize for the crude images.  next time i'll have film stock that doesn't need lights.	You'll let me go now?
'i have had a great privilege. i have seen with wonder the strength of the red dragon. all i wrote about him before was lies from will graham. he made me write them. now i understand.  'will graham: you will learn from my own lips how much you have to dread. because i was forced to lie, he will be more merciful to me than to you.  'i will be a testament to the truth, now.  about his work. about his becoming.'	You did very well.  I apologize for the crude images.  Next time I'll have film stock that doesn't need lights.
now you will read this into the tape recorder.	'I have had a great privilege. I have seen with wonder the strength of the Red Dragon. All I wrote about him before was lies from Will Graham. He made me write them. Now I understand.  'Will Graham: you will learn from my own lips how much you have to dread. Because I was forced to lie, he will be more merciful to me than to you.  'I will be a testament to the truth, now.  About his work. About his becoming.'
are you queer, mr. lounds?	No.
god, no.	Are you queer, Mr. Lounds?
do you imply that i'm a queer?	God, no.
yes.	Do you imply that I'm a queer?
are you a man?	Yes.
not me.	Are you a man?
'no' what?	Not me.
please, no.	'No' what?
do you see?	Please, no.
oh, god.	Do you see?
freddie lounds. your photograph. do you see?	Oh, God.
yes.	Freddie Lounds. Your photograph. Do you see?
mrs. jacobi after her changing.  the dragon rampant. do you see?	Yes.
yes.	Mrs. Jacobi after her changing.  The Dragon rampant. Do you see?
mrs. leeds harlequined with blood, her husband beside her. do you see?	Yes.
yes.	Mrs. Leeds harlequined with blood, her husband beside her. Do you see?
do you see?	Yes.
yes.	Do you see?
do you see?	Yes.
yes...	Do you see?
look at the screen. that is william blake's 'the great red dragon and the woman clothed with the sun.'  do you see?	Yes...
no. i don't want to see you.	Mr. Lounds, you're a reporter.  You're here to titillate your readers. If you don't open your eyes, I'll staple your eyelids to your forehead.
open your eyes, mr. lounds.	No. I don't want to see you.
i don't know...	In a little while I'll help you understand.
do you believe god is in attendance here, mr. lounds?	I don't know...
yes.	Do you believe God is in attendance here, Mr. Lounds?
do you pray to god, mr. lounds?	Yes.
i'm very scared.	Do you pray to God, Mr. Lounds?
do you feel privileged?	I'm very scared.
yes.	Do you feel privileged?
according to you i'm a sexual failure. an animal, you said.  you know now, don't you?	Yes.
i don't want to know.	According to you I'm a sexual failure. An animal, you said.  You know now, don't you?
do you know who i am, mr. lounds?	I don't want to know.
atoning, mr. lounds.	Do you know who I am, Mr. Lounds?
what am i doing here?	Atoning, Mr. Lounds.
let me lie down.  listen, i want to call my office. my god, i'm in a stryker frame.  my back's broken. tell me the truth.	What am I doing here?
burned? burned. no. you just rest there. i'll be right back.	Let me lie down.  Listen, I want to call my office. My God, I'm in a Stryker frame.  My back's broken. Tell me the truth.
my back hurts, my skin. did i get burned? i hope to god i'm not burned.	Burned? Burned. No. You just rest there. I'll be right back.
no, mr. lounds. you'll be just fine.	My back hurts, my skin. Did I get burned? I hope to God I'm not burned.
was i in an accident?	No, Mr. Lounds. You'll be just fine.
are you cold? would you like a blanket?	Was I in an accident?
put it down on my desk blotter and don't touch it again. has anyone else handled it except you?	No.
yeah. it's right here.	Put it down on my desk blotter and don't touch it again. Has anyone else handled it except you?
do you have it?	Yeah. It's right here.
when we were cleaning out dr. lector's cell, he heard us coming and hid something in a book... we got him out of there and dug around...	Do you have it?
yes?	When we were cleaning out Dr. Lector's cell, he heard us coming and hid something in a book... We got him out of there and dug around...
dr. chilton.	Yes?
come in.	Dr. Chilton.
how long can you keep lecktor out without him getting suspicious?	Three, four hours.
in a holding cell.	How long can you keep Lecktor out without him getting suspicious?
can you read it to me?	It's written on toilet tissue.  'My dear Dr. Lecktor, I wanted to tell you I'm delighted that you've taken an interest in me. I know that you alone can understand what I'm becoming.  'I know you alone understand the reality of the people who die to help me in these things, understand that they are only elements undergoing change to fuel the radiance of what I am becoming.  Just as the source of light is burning.  Mr. Graham, there's a hole torn and punched out, then it says...  'I have a complete collection of your press notices.  I think of them as unfair. As unfair as mine. The "Tooth Fairy." What could be more inappropriate.  Investigator Graham interests me.  Very purposeful looking. I hope we can correspond.  There's another piece missing here. I'll read the bottom part.  'After I hear back from you, I might send you something wet.  Signed: Avid Fan.  It has teethmarks pressed in it at the bottom.
well, it's about goddamn time!  i have a note here, or two pieces of a note, that appears to be from the man who killed those people in atlanta and....	Where did you get it?!
it's will graham...	Well, it's about goddamn time!  I have a note here, or two pieces of a note, that appears to be from the man who killed those people in Atlanta and....
i want to see lecktor now.	Uh... sure...
when you saw dr. lecktor's murders, their 'style,' so to speak, were you able to reconstruct his fantasies? and did that help you identify him?	I want to see Lecktor now.
no.	When you saw Dr. Lecktor's murders, their 'style,' so to speak, were you able to reconstruct his fantasies? And did that help you identify him?
the consensus around here is that the only person who has demonstrated any practical understanding of dr. hannibal lecktor is you, mr. graham. can you tell me anything about him?	No.
i might have to show him some material that could stimulate him.	As long as it's on soft paper.  You may...  Find this curious.
dr. lecktor will stay in his room. that is absolutely the only place where he is not put in full body restraints. one wall of his room is a double barrier. i will have a chair put just outside.	I might have to show him some material that could stimulate him.
3680 desoto highway. marathon, florida.	Thank you very much.
now i'll bet it has his home address there, too	3680 DeSoto Highway. Marathon, Florida.
federal bureau of investigation, tenth and pennsylvania, washington, d.c.	Now I'll bet it has his home address there, too
we're looking for graham. the man the book is supposed to go to is a mr. will graham.	Federal Bureau of Investigation, Tenth and Pennsylvania, Washington, D.C.
okay.	We're looking for Graham. The man the book is supposed to go to is a Mr. Will Graham.
well, zip that little pointer right on down to the letter g.	Okay.
yeah...	Well, zip that little pointer right on down to the letter G.
i'll bet she has a call caddy right next to her phone.	Yeah...
she doesn't have a rolodex.	I'll bet she has a call caddy right next to her phone.
i have to catch federal express within about five minutes. i'd be immensely appreciative if you'd pull it out of her rolodex for me.	She doesn't have a Rolodex.
she'll be in, in the morning...	I have to catch Federal Express within about five minutes. I'd be immensely appreciative if you'd pull it out of her Rolodex for me.
maybe you can help me. this is bob greer of blaine & edwards publishing company. dr. bloom asked me to send a copy of 'the psychiatrist and the law' to someone. linda never sent me the address and phone number.	She'll be in, in the morning...
linda doesn't come in nights.	Maybe you can help me. This is Bob Greer of Blaine & Edwards Publishing Company. Dr. Bloom asked me to send a copy of 'The Psychiatrist and the Law' to someone. Linda never sent me the address and phone number.
hi, linda. ..	Linda doesn't come in nights.
linda king's desk.	Hi, Linda. ..
i don't want to do that,	Goodbye.
describe exactly what you think he did to mrs. leeds and i'll tell you if you're right or not.	I don't want to do that,
he's white and six feet tall. you haven't told me anything yet.	Describe exactly what you think he did to Mrs. Leeds and I'll tell you if you're right or not.
that's true.	He's white and six feet tall. You haven't told me anything yet.
he's very strong physically.	That's true.
cut the general crap.	He's very strong physically.
he's misunderstood.	Cut the general crap.
most people are.	He's misunderstood.
he's right-handed.	Most people are.
i don't think i'll tell you.	He's right-handed.
let's get straight who we've talking about.  are you the man i'm interested in?	I don't think I'll tell you.
you tell me what you know about him. i'll tell you whether you're right or not.	Let's get straight who we've talking about.  Are you the man I'm interested in?
talk to them a few minutes and you can tell they don't have the capacity to even understand what's going on. do you?	You tell me what you know about him. I'll tell you whether you're right or not.
i get a lot of calls. most of them are from people who say they know things.	Talk to them a few minutes and you can tell they don't have the capacity to even understand what's going on. Do you?
why do you think i called?	I get a lot of calls. Most of them are from people who say they know things.
do you know something about that?	Why do you think I called?
atlanta and birmingham.	Do you know something about that?
i don't understand.	Atlanta and Birmingham.
no. i can help you.	I don't understand.
this is will graham. can i help you?	No. I can help you.
no.	Did the Jacobis in Birmingham have a dog?
was the dog wearing a collar with the leeds' name on it?	No.
it's at the vet's. the kids brought it in with a puncture wound in the abdomen. icepick or an awl.	Was the dog wearing a collar with the Leeds' name on it?
what about the dog?	It's at the vet's. The kids brought it in with a puncture wound in the abdomen. icepick or an awl.
i understand he cut you pretty good...	What about the dog?
i call him a monster.	I understand he cut you pretty good...
to yourself...	I call him a monster.
what would you call him?	To yourself...
psychologists call him a sociopath. they don't know what else to call him.	What would you call him?
what did the psychologists say was wrong with lecktor?	Psychologists call him a sociopath. They don't know what else to call him.
one's on the respirator at a hospital in baltimore. the other is in a private mental hospital in denver.	What did the psychologists say was wrong with Lecktor?
what happened to them?	One's on the respirator at a hospital in Baltimore. The other is in a private mental hospital in Denver.
nine that we know of. two didn't die.	What happened to them?
the commissioner was saying you were the one that caught dr. lecktor three years ago.  he killed nine people, didn't he?	Nine that we know of. Two didn't die.
what's average?	Sex murder: three. He likes to bite. Six bad ones in Mrs. Leeds.  Eight in Mrs. Jacobi...  ...that's all I have.
that's all we know about.  most of the time in sex assaults the bite mark has a livid spot in the center. a suck mark. these don't. so, for him, biting may be a fighting pattern as much as sexual behavior.  you could try emergency room personnel, treatment for bite wounds. i know that's pretty thin...  he bites a lot.	What's average?
he only bit women so far, right?	That's all we know about.  Most of the time in sex assaults the bite mark has a livid spot in the center. A suck mark. These don't. So, for him, biting may be a fighting pattern as much as sexual behavior.  You could try emergency room personnel, treatment for bite wounds. I know that's pretty thin...  He bites a lot.
he may have a history of biting -- barroom fights or child abuse.	He only bit women so far, right?
'intimate? !"	Yes. 'Intimate.' They had privacy.  Everybody else was dead.
mrs. leeds was a good-looking woman. i'd want to touch her skin in an intimate situation, wouldn't you?	'Intimate? !"
why do you think he took his gloves off?	Mrs. Leeds was a good-looking woman. I'd want to touch her skin in an intimate situation, wouldn't you?
the report didn't mention nails and eyes.	Why do you think he took his gloves off?
our people swear he wore surgeons' gloves the whole time. they dusted everything.	The report didn't mention nails and eyes.
let's forget who said what to whom...	You got a deal...
maybe we should give it some time...	Yeah. That's great. A little time.  I tell you what, buckaroo...  See you around.
okay. they're full of shit and they make me sick...	Maybe we should give it some time...
that's not true.	Okay. They're full of shit and they make me sick...
they don't want me up there. every time they look at me i remind them... if they thought about it, they'd want you. bur all they really want's the boy. and they'll take you.  but they don't want to see me...	That's not true.
will?  you could come up here.	They don't want me up there. Every time they look at me I remind them... If they thought about it, they'd want you. Bur all they really want's the boy. And they'll take you.  But they don't want to see me...
small difference: i'm not dead, yet.	Will?  You could come up here.
i came up here after kevin's father died.  they were very supportive and helped me adjust. i got myself together. i've gotten myself together now, too.	Small difference: I'm not dead, yet.
what's the problem, molly?	I came up here after Kevin's father died.  They were very supportive and helped me adjust. I got myself together. I've gotten myself together now, too.
it's what kevin called her when he was little...	What's the problem, Molly?
what's this mama shit?	It's what Kevin called her when he was little...
will, they never get to see kevin and a few more days...	What's this Mama shit?
come home with me.	Will, they never get to see Kevin and a few more days...
mama has all kevin's uncles and aunts coming down from cheyenne next week and...	Come home with me.
today's wednesday. by friday i ought to...	Mama has all Kevin's uncles and aunts coming down from Cheyenne next week and...
i want to see you, too.	Today's Wednesday. By Friday I ought to...
not too bad. i'll be here a few days longer.  i want to see you.	I want to see you, too.
will? are you okay?	Not too bad. I'll be here a few days longer.  I want to see you.
mama was probably asleep.	Will? Are you okay?
i was out in the garden. mama came out and told me when she saw it on tv. why didn't you call me?	Mama was probably asleep.
hello.	I was out in the garden. Mama came out and told me when she saw it on TV. Why didn't you call me?
you should go to montana. stay with kevin's grandparents. they haven't seen him for a while.  i'll come and get you afterwards...	Will...
no. i have to be in there...  alone. maybe there's something for me if i know how he feels and thinks.	William: you are going to make yourself sick or get yourself killed.
is crawford going with you?	No. I have to be in there...  alone. Maybe there's something for me if I know how he feels and thinks.
i have to go back to birmingham.	Is Crawford going with you?
what will you do?	I have to go back to Birmingham.
where we're at is nowhere. we have nothing. we're running out of time.	What will you do?
and... where are things?	Where we're at is nowhere. We have nothing. We're running out of time.
no.	And... where are things?
can you quit?	No.
i wanted it over fast.  it felt dirty to not tell you.	Can you quit?
then why?	I wanted it over fast.  It felt dirty to not tell you.
no.	Then why?
have you ever omitted telling me. things before?	No.
i'd like one of your cigarettes, please.	Have you ever omitted telling me. things before?
you haven't smoked in two years.	I'd like one of your cigarettes, please.
can i have one of your cigarettes?	You haven't smoked in two years.
do you remember what you said?	Yes. I said this is too good to live...
i remember.	Do you remember what you said?
you remember when we first met?  and were together alone in that room. and the exhilaration was too much to hold on to. and then something flickered across your face like a shadow and i asked you what was wrong?	I remember.
he didn't know you had been in a mental institution. be asked me if i knew. i said yes. i wanted to talk to him. he said he wanted to bring it up to you. face to face.	Good for him.  Thanks a lot, Freddie!  Kevin. We're going grocery shopping.
...sorry, molly. i'm sorry this happened to you.	You didn't do it to me, Will; it's happened to us.  And if I survive the wallpaper we'll be okay...  He's after you now, isn't he?
molly, dear molly. go to bed now, baby...	I love you...
blue is cold.	Hey, goddamn it, paint it shit-brown for all I care...  Look, I'm sorry. When I come home, we'll go to the paint store together and get some chips and...
blue, then.	Blue is cold.
yellow's a bad color for me.  i'll look green at breakfast.	Blue, then.
yeah. ah... yellow, let's paint it yellow.	Yellow's a bad color for me.  I'll look green at breakfast.
i'm thinking about painting the kitchen. what color do you like, will? are you there?	Yeah. Ah... yellow, let's paint it yellow.
i have to see somebody.	I'm thinking about painting the kitchen. What color do you like, Will? Are you there?
to do what?	I have to see somebody.
i don't know. i'm goin' up to baltimore this afternoon.	To do what?
will you be in atlanta for a while? i'm not buggin' you about coming home, i just wondered.	I don't know. I'm goin' up to Baltimore this afternoon.
eating junk food.  they don't have a lock on anything, molly. there's not enough information. or i haven't done enough with it...	Will you be in Atlanta for a while? I'm not buggin' you about coming home, I just wondered.
kevin's fine. he had to recover the turtle eggs you two fenced in. the dogs dug them up. tell me what you're doing.	Eating junk food.  They don't have a lock on anything, Molly. There's not enough information. Or I haven't done enough with it...
let's keep it the day-to-day stuff.  how's kevin?	Kevin's fine. He had to recover the turtle eggs you two fenced in. The dogs dug them up. Tell me what you're doing.
which part? that or the day-to-day.	Let's keep it the day-to-day stuff.  How's Kevin?
tell me about yourself.	Which part? That or the day-to-day.
me, too. and very erotic...	Tell me about yourself.
none you'd notice. i'm lonely...	Me, too. And very erotic...
at the store. you doin' some good?	None you'd notice. I'm lonely...
hey, baby! where are you?	At the store. You doin' some good?
hello, hotshot!	Hey, baby! Where are you?
it's me. i'll call you tomorrow, sweetheart. go back to sleep.  i love you...	Mmmmh... I love you, too, Will. Good night.
huh?  will? is that you?	It's me. I'll call you tomorrow, sweetheart. Go back to sleep.  I love you...
molly?	Huh?  Will? Is that you?
stay here with me. me. me. me.  and kevin.  that's selfish, huh?	I don't care.  He'll never see me or know my name. If we find him, the police will have to take him down. Not me, I'm just looking at evidence.
if i were?	Stay here with me. Me. Me. Me.  And Kevin.  That's selfish, huh?
what you've already decided. you're not really asking.	If I were?
what the hell can i do?	What you've already decided. You're not really asking.
all the things that happened to you before make you know that...	What the hell can I do?
we have it good, don't we?	All the things that happened to you before make you know that...
you mended a crack in the wallpaper with your diploma.  you are open and easy now... it took you a lot of work to get to that...	We have it good, don't we?
i'm a forensic specialist, molly. you've seen my diploma?  i got a diploma and everything.	You mended a crack in the wallpaper with your diploma.  You are open and easy now... It took you a lot of work to get to that...
i said you are fine, he should leave you the hell alone.	I'm a forensic specialist, Molly. You've seen my diploma?  I got a diploma and everything.
and you said?	I said you are fine, he should leave you the hell alone.
he asked how you are.	And you said?
what did he want?	He asked how you are.
he stopped by to see me at the shop before he came out here.	What did he want?
what's that?	Tell her I called.
i know... 'out in the good air...'	What's that?
my grandboy's been eatin' a ton of breakfast every day. been out riding. must be the good air. you oughta see that little booger eat.  i'll bet he's gained ten pounds.  molly's out in the motor home...	I know... 'Out in the good air...'
yes. is molly there?	My grandboy's been eatin' a ton of breakfast every day. Been out riding. Must be the good air. You oughta see that little booger eat.  I'll bet he's gained ten pounds.  Molly's out in the motor home...
you going back down to florida after?	Yes. Is Molly there?
sure he is. blond.  probably scandinavian, too...	You going back down to Florida after?
well, how you doin', mr. graham?! you sure are in the center of a storm. burning up lots of taxpayer's dollars, too, i bet.  on the news they said he was a white man. he isn't really, is he?	Sure he is. Blond.  Probably Scandinavian, too...
it's will graham. is molly there, mr. swenson?	Well, how you doin', Mr. Graham?! You sure are in the center of a storm. Burning up lots of taxpayer's dollars, too, I bet.  On the news they said he was a white man. He isn't really, is he?
lt. fisk said...	Go on to the house...
go on to the house.	Lt. Fisk said...
meet point's up ahead!	Go on to the house.
there's a vtr setup waiting in your hotel room, that you asked for. they transferred the home movies of both families onto half-inch vhs.	Thanks.
that's right.	There's a VTR setup waiting in your hotel room, that you asked for. They transferred the home movies of both families onto half-inch VHS.
i'll come inside with you, if you like, but mr. crawford said you'd probably want to be alone.	That's right.
thanks for the lift.	I'll come inside with you, if you like, but Mr. Crawford said you'd probably want to be alone.
no, i'm okay. i just wanted to...  ...stop by and...	I can't thank you enough, I...
we're fine. fine. we're all well. we're okay!  that man, crawford, called and... told me...  ...how 'bout a drink? coffee or something?	No, I'm okay. I just wanted to...  ...stop by and...
my name's will graham. i...	Oh, Jesus... Come in.  Honey...!
yes. who are you?	My name's Will Graham. I...
are you george sherman?	Yes. Who are you?
what do you want?	Are you George Sherman?
huh?	You like that Colombian stuff, don't you?
what kind of coffee do you like?	Huh?
and hobbs died?	...yes.
...after a while.	And Hobbs died?
she got all right?	...after a while.
no.	She got all right?
did the girl die?	No.
you went in the apartment?	Yes. Hobbs had one of his daughters from behind. He was cutting her. I shot him.
with a knife.  i found a curly piece of metal in the clothes of one of the girls. the kind of shred a pipe threader makes. i was taking a look at steam fitters, plumbers. it took a long time. in one place there was a resignation letter from a man named hobbs. i saw it and it was..., peculiar.  i was going up these stairs to hobbs' apartment. i was halfway up when he shoved his wife down at me. she was dying.  i sent the officer with me to call a swat team. but i could hear kids in there and screaming. i couldn't wait.	You went in the apartment?
how?	With a knife.  I found a curly piece of metal in the clothes of one of the girls. The kind of shred a pipe threader makes. I was taking a look at steam fitters, plumbers. It took a long time. In one place there was a resignation letter from a man named Hobbs. I saw it and it was..., peculiar.  I was going up these stairs to Hobbs' apartment. I was halfway up when he shoved his wife down at me. She was dying.  I sent the officer with me to call a SWAT team. But I could hear kids in there and screaming. I couldn't wait.
hobbs was insane. he was attacking college girls and he killed them.	How?
how did it happen?	Hobbs was insane. He was attacking college girls and he killed them.
no. it's just my job to find him.  i was in the hospital after garrett jacob hobbs.	How did it happen?
are you gonna kill him?	No. It's just my job to find him.  I was in the hospital after Garrett Jacob Hobbs.
we don't know that.	Are you gonna kill him?
i told my dad before he died, i'd take care of mom. and i'll do it.  this guy wants to kill you?	We don't know that.
i was in the psychiatric wing. it bothers you, finding out i was in there... doesn't it?	I told my dad before he died, I'd take care of Mom. And I'll do it.  This guy wants to kill you?
i figured i'd ask you...	I was in the psychiatric wing. It bothers you, finding out I was in there... doesn't it?
yes.	I figured I'd ask you...
barry's mom had this newspaper. it said you killed the guy in minnesota and were in a mental hospital. is it true?	Yes.
no. you're very well-protected.  no one can find our where you are.	Barry's mom had this newspaper. It said you killed the guy in Minnesota and were in a mental hospital. Is it true?
is there anything i need to know to see about mom?	No. You're very well-protected.  No one can find our where you are.
i'll hang around in here. i'll just be in the kitchen, mom...	What is he? Afraid to leave you alone with me now?'  He read the Tattler piece, didn't he?
it's a precaution...  why don't you run down to the bay. they got a swimming float.	I'll hang around in here. I'll just be in the kitchen, Mom...
crabs would get most of the newborns before they made it to the sea, huh?	Yeah, but not now... These will all make it... guaranteed.
in this hatchery? forty to fifty.	Crabs would get most of the newborns before they made it to the sea, huh?
how many turtle eggs you think are in here?	In this hatchery? Forty to fifty.
yeah...	How many turtle eggs you think are in here?
will it keep them out?	Yeah...
why does it feel good?	It feels good because: if you do as God does, enough times, you become as God is: powerful...
you should, will. god's terrific!  he dropped a church roof on thirty- four of his worshippers in texas last wednesday night. just as they were groveling to him and singing a hymn.  don't you think that felt good?  he wouldn't begrudge you two measly murders.	Why does it feel good?
i don't believe in god.	You should, Will. God's terrific!  He dropped a church roof on thirty- four of His worshippers in Texas last Wednesday night. Just as they were groveling to Him and singing a hymn.  Don't you think that felt good?  He wouldn't begrudge you two measly murders.
when you were so depressed after you shot mr. garrett jacob hobbs to death, it wasn't the act that got you down. didn't you really feel so bad because killing him felt so good?  and why shouldn't it feel good?! it must feel good to god. god does it all the time!	I don't believe in God.
fight what?	When you were so depressed after you shot Mr. Garrett Jacob Hobbs to death, it wasn't the act that got you down. Didn't you really feel so bad because killing him felt so good?  And why shouldn't it feel good?! It must feel good to God. God does it all the time!
i want to help you, will. you'd be more comfortable if you relaxed with yourself. we don't invent our natures, they're issued to us.  along with our lungs and pancreas and everything else. why fight it?	Fight what?
i'm worn out with you crazy sons-of- bitches. if you've got something to say, lecktor, say it.	I want to help you, Will. You'd be more comfortable if you relaxed with yourself. We don't invent our natures, They're issued to us.  Along with our lungs and pancreas and everything else. Why fight it?
you know lounds's enlightened me on one thing: your confinement in the mental hospital. my attorney should have brought that our in court.	I'm worn out with you crazy sons-of- bitches. If you've got something to say, Lecktor, say it.
what do you want?	You know Lounds's enlightened me on one thing: your confinement in the mental hospital. My attorney should have brought that our in court.
i wanted to congratulate you for the job you did on mr. lounds. i admired it enormously. what a cunning boy you are, will.	What do you want?
do you know how you caught me, will?	Goodbye, Dr. Lecktor. You can leave messages for me at the number on the file.
no.	Do you know how you caught me, Will?
i'll study it, will. when you get more files, i'd like to see them, too. you can call me. when i have to call my lawyer, they bring me a telephone. would you like to give me your home number?	No.
i haven't decided yet.	I'll study it, Will. When you get more files, I'd like to see them, too. You can call me. When I have to call my lawyer, they bring me a telephone. Would you like to give me your home number?
may i keep the file?	I haven't decided yet.
when you do have one i'd like to hear it.	May I keep the file?
i don't have one right now.	When you do have one I'd like to hear it.
i want your opinion.	I don't have one right now.
you came here to look at me, will. to get the old scent again, didn't you?	I want your opinion.
yes. i'd considered it.	You came here to look at me, Will. To get the old scent again, didn't you?
it's not 'interesting'. you thought of it before.	Yes. I'd considered it.
that's interesting.	It's not 'interesting'. You thought of it before.
because, my dear will, if this pilgrim imagines he has a relationship with the full moon, he might go outside and look at it.  have you seen blood in moonlight, will? it appears quite black. if one were nude, it would be better to have outdoor privacy for this sort of thing.	That's interesting.
big backyards, fences, some hedges, why?	Because, my dear Will, if this Pilgrim imagines he has a relationship with the full moon, he might go outside and look at it.  Have you seen blood in moonlight, Will? It appears quite black. If one were nude, it would be better to have outdoor privacy for this sort of thing.
what were the yards like?	Big backyards, fences, some hedges, why?
good-bye, dr. lecktor.	You haven't threatened to take away my books yet.
do you dream much, will?	Good-bye, Dr. Lecktor.
no.	Do you dream much, Will?
let me have them, and i might consider it.	No.
yes.	Let me have them, and I might consider it.
pictures?	Yes.
yes.	Pictures?
do you have the file with you	Yes.
i don't think i'll persuade you. you'll do it or you won't. dr. bloom is working an it anyway, and he's the best...	Do you have the file with you
don't think you can persuade me with appeals to my intellectual vanity.	I don't think I'll persuade you. You'll do it or you won't. Dr. Bloom is working an it anyway, and he's the best...
you're insane.	You're very tan, Will.
what disadvantage?	You're insane.
you had disadvantages.	What disadvantage?
then how did you catch me, will?	You had disadvantages.
no. i knew that i'm not smarter than you are.	Then how did you catch me, Will?
then by implication, you think that you are smarter than me, since you caught me.	No. I knew that I'm not smarter than you are.
i thought you might be curious to find our if you're smarter than the person i'm looking for.	Then by implication, you think that you are smarter than me, since you caught me.
pray tell.	I thought you might be curious to find our if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.
you'll get to see the file on this case. and there's another reason.	Pray tell.
chilton? gruesome, isn't he? he fumbles at your head like a freshman pulling at a panty girdle.  he actually tries to give me a thematic and apperception test. hah. sat there waiting for mf-13 to come up. it's a card with a woman in bed and a man in the foreground.  i was supposed to avoid a sexual interpretation. i laughed in his face.  never mind, it's boring.	You'll get to see the file on this case. And there's another reason.
there are things you don't have. research materials... i could speak to the chief of staff...?	Chilton? Gruesome, isn't he? He fumbles at your head like a freshman pulling at a panty girdle.  He actually tries to give me a Thematic and Apperception test. Hah. Sat there waiting for MF-13 to come up. It's a card with a woman in bed and a man in the foreground.  I was supposed to avoid a sexual interpretation. I laughed in his face.  Never mind, it's boring.
why should i tell you?	There are things you don't have. Research materials... I could speak to the Chief of Staff...?
i thought you would have some ideas.	Why should I tell you?
in the papers. i don't tear out the articles.  i wouldn't want them to think i was dwelling on anything morbid. you want to know how he's choosing them, don't you?	I thought you would have some ideas.
you read about it, i'm sure.	In the papers. I don't tear out the articles.  I wouldn't want them to think I was dwelling on anything morbid. You want to know how he's choosing them, don't you?
yes.	You read about it, I'm sure.
it's about atlanta and birmingham.	Yes.
yes, i thought so.	It's about Atlanta and Birmingham.
i want you to help me, dr. lecktor.	Yes, I thought so.
it doesn't matter to me, will.	I want you to help me, Dr. Lecktor.
it's in the transcript. what does it matter now?	It doesn't matter to me, Will.
no it's not. do you know how you did it will?	It's in the transcript. What does it matter now?
you've read the transcript. it's all there.	No it's not. Do you know how you did it Will?
a layman..., layman. interesting term. so many experts on government grants. and you say you're a 'layman?' but it was you who caught me, wasn't it, will? do you know how you did it'	You've read the transcript. It's all there.
very interesting, even to a layman.	A layman..., layman. Interesting term. So many experts on government grants. And you say you're a 'layman?' But it was you who caught me, wasn't it, Will? Do you know how you did it'
and?	Very interesting, even to a layman.
dr. bloom showed me your article on surgical addiction in the journal of clinical psychiatry.	And?
of course, you don't.  i'm glad you came. my callers are all professional. clinical psychiatrists from cornfield colleges somewhere. second-raters, the lot.	Dr. Bloom showed me your article on surgical addiction in the journal of Clinical Psychiatry.
no.	Of course, you don't.  I'm glad you came. My callers are all professional. Clinical psychiatrists from cornfield colleges somewhere. Second-raters, the lot.
emotional problems, i hear. he was a very promising young officer. do you ever have any problems, will?	No.
stuart is fine.	Emotional problems, I hear. He was a very promising young officer. Do you ever have any problems, Will?
and how is officer stuart? the one who was the first to see my basement.	Stuart is fine.
i got it. thank you.	And how is Officer Stuart? The one who was the first to see my basement.
did you get my card?	I got it. Thank you.
i keep getting it for christmas.	Did you get my card?
that's the same atrocious aftershave you wore in court three years ago.	I keep getting it for Christmas.
you got it.	Let's walk the route.
because he's gone for the head shot seven out of eight times'	You got it.
i hope you have a second chance...	Because he's gone for the head shot seven out of eight times'
kevlar second chance.	I hope you have a second chance...
...commercially prohibited.  number twelve shot in liquid teflon in a copper casing. on impact it all opens up in the target. expect the recoil. they're hot loads.  body armor?	Kevlar Second Chance.
glaser safety slugs?	...commercially prohibited.  Number Twelve shot in liquid Teflon in a copper casing. On impact it all opens up in the target. Expect the recoil. They're hot loads.  Body armor?
good. you'll load these, ever fire them?	Glaser Safety Slugs?
yes.	Good. You'll load these, Ever fire them?
i'm gonna spray your suit jackets. it'll be invisible in this light, but you'll stand out like a zebra for us.  they told me you checked out a .44 charter arms bulldog.	Yes.
pretty well.	I'm gonna spray your suit jackets. It'll be invisible in this light, but you'll stand out like a zebra for us.  They told me you checked out a .44 Charter Arms Bulldog.
...if he's smart he'll approach from the front, pass, and take you from the back. how well do you hear?	Pretty well.
really?	Yeah!  He's a psychic surgeon in the Philippines, and he's amazing!  He rubs you and sucks the disease right out!
ehhh, you know those guys.  if he had his way, i'd be stuck in the hospital, running tests all day.  and anyway, i've found a new guy who's gonna be able to instantly remove the cancer.	Really?
did your -- doctor say it's okay for you to go back to work?	Ehhh, you know those guys.  If he had his way, I'd be stuck in the hospital, running tests all day.  And anyway, I've found a new guy who's gonna be able to instantly remove the cancer.
my hair is coming out.	Yeah...
you've got good days and bad days.	My hair is coming out.
i can't move my arm.	You've got good days and bad days.
you know tony doesn't have that kind of money.	Then he'll borrow it.  I know Tony better than you do.  Even if he has to work another ten years to pay it off, he'll do it!
tony clifton.	You know Tony doesn't have that kind of money.
so who's gonna pay for it?	Tony Clifton.
i don't care about the money.  i just want the show to deliver.	So who's gonna pay for it?
do you wanna tour the clubs?	No clubs.  I wanna reach the TOP!  Carnegie Hall...!
i wanna go back to work and put on a happy show.  the best show anybody's ever seen!	Do you wanna tour the clubs?
so how can i help you...?	I wanna go back to work and put on a happy show.  The best show anybody's ever seen!
y-yeah?  well, then it has to stop! because if these bad vibes get out... then everyone will be talkin' about how sick i am, and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, and then -- i'm dead.	So how can I help you...?
andy, you're surrounded by what you create.  you are the king of negative energy.	Y-yeah?  Well, then it has to stop! Because if these bad vibes get out... then everyone will be talkin' about how sick I am, and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, and then -- I'm dead.
of course!  but that doesn't mean i don't need everyone's support!  i can't be surrounded by negative energy.	Andy, you're surrounded by what you create.  You are the KING of negative energy.
you must take a little pleasure in it.	Of course!  But that doesn't mean I don't need everyone's support!  I can't be surrounded by negative energy.
what was that all about?	It's visualization therapy.  He's helping me turn inward and fight the disease.
that's ridiculous.  you don't even smoke.	I -- I got some freaky rare kind. It's called large-celled carcinoma.
no, it's true.  i have lung cancer.	That's ridiculous.  You don't even smoke.
the world thinks andy kaufman sucks. so i was just giving 'em what they want...	Andy, they don't think you suck. They've just... lost a reason to love you.
hey!  our first phone call!  hello?	Andy... it's me.  I've got some crummy news.  Taxi's been canceled.
maybe i can turn it into a bit.  i can go back on the show, and say it was rigged.  demand a recount...	Andy!  You don't get it!  They don't want you back.
we were just trying to push the envelope --	You're BLIND!  There is no envelope anymore!!  It hurts me to say this... but there's only one solution --  I don't want you two to ever work together again.
what, you don't think i can beat him?	He is the Southern Heavyweight Champion.  He'll kill you.  First, you piss-off women.  Then you piss-off the South.  Then you get killed!  And I did the bookings.
andy, do you realize you don't do comedy anymore?  where's that sweet guy who used to do  "here i come to save the day!"?  please, enough with the wrestling! you've lost touch with reality!	What, you don't think I can beat him?
wrong!  you haven't given them any clues that it's a parody!	That's because they've only seen it once.  But I'll do it again, and again, and AGAIN...  They'll catch on!
they're having a laugh...	WRONG!  You haven't given them any clues that it's a parody!
no, i'm not gonna take it.  if i take it i'll break my back.	They're having a laugh...
that means it was a success.  i woke up the audience -- like punk rock!  here, take this.	No, I'm not gonna take it.  If I take it I'll break my back.
george... i'm at a stage where the audience expects me to constantly shock them.  but short of faking my death, or setting the theater on fire, i don't know what else to do.  'cause i've always got to be one step ahead of them.	But I feel you're extending this philosophy to real life.  It's obsessive.  Nothing's ever on the level anymore.
but wasn't it funny?	"Funny"?  I dunno.  But "intriguing"... "mindboggling"... perhaps "headache-inducing"... sure.  Like, that moment, when you both came onstage...
you're so proud.  you're like some retarded kid comin' home from school: "look, dad, i got an f!"	But wasn't it funny?
oh dear!  george, this is gonna kill tony. he's waited his whole life for this break.	There'll be other shots.
i'm here with ed over at taxi. there's been some trouble with tony.	Oh no!  Did he get hurt?
oh, you know the bay area!  always foggy!	I'm here with Ed over at Taxi. There's been some trouble with Tony.
hi, andy.  how's the weather up there?	Oh, you know the Bay Area!  Always foggy!
hi, george!  good to hear from you!	Hi, Andy.  How's the weather up there?
how long would they let me sleep?	I don't know!  Andy... you need to look inside: Who are you trying to entertain?  The audience... or yourself?
and that's great.  but do it in la and new york!  there you experiment! show up with a sleeping bag and take a nap on stage!  i don't care!	How long would they let me sleep?
but george, i like to push the boundaries...	And that's great.  But do it in LA and New York!  There you experiment! Show up with a sleeping bag and take a nap on stage!  I don't care!
when you play the midwest and south, you don't mindfuck these people! it's not postmodern -- it's rude.  if you wanna perform in texas, you give 'em mighty mouse!  you give 'em elvis!!	But George, I like to push the boundaries...
i'm sorry, george...	You're DAMN RIGHT you're sorry!  And you -- you're the road manager! You should be watchin' out for him!
you signed for five years --  so four years, seven months.	Okay... I'll go back.  But just let them know, first they ain't gettin' Latka.  They're gettin' Tony!
yeah, we can have a garage sale. "hey look, i got a floor lamp and a network tv special for only fifty cents!"	You signed for five years --  So four years, seven months.
tell you what.  i'll book you on some concerts, and meanwhile, we'll show the special around... see if somebody wants to buy it --	Yeah, we can have a garage sale. "Hey look, I got a floor lamp and a network TV Special for only fifty cents!"
the only reason i did taxi was so i could have my own special!	Tell you what.  I'll book you on some concerts, and meanwhile, we'll show the Special around... see if somebody wants to buy it --
look, i'm sorry.  they're assholes! but we work in a creative business. you can't predict what people are gonna like --	The ONLY reason I did Taxi was so I could have my own Special!
andy!	What's up?
of course.  but only on monday nights.	That's alright.  Where...?
eh, hi, andy.  look, this tony clifton... is he performing anywhere?	Of course.  But only on Monday nights.
hi george!	Eh, hi, Andy.  Look, this Tony Clifton... is he performing anywhere?
andy?	Hi George!
they're impossible!!  jesus!  i mean -- "two guaranteed guest shots for tony clifton"??!  who is this tony clifton?!	He's a Vegas entertainer.  I used to do impressions of him.  We sorta... got in a fight over that.
those are my terms.	They're IMPOSSIBLE!!  Jesus!  I mean -- "two guaranteed guest shots for Tony Clifton"??!  Who is this TONY CLIFTON?!
are you makin' fun of me --?  this is ridiculous!	Those are my terms.
okay.  fine, i'll do it.  but i have a few terms.	Of course!  That's what negotiations are for.
listen, you arrogant putz!  i've been in this business for twenty years!  i know!  if you walk away from this opportunity, you will never, never see another one like it again!!!!	Okay.  Fine, I'll do it.  But I have a few terms.
i refuse.	LISTEN, you arrogant putz!  I've been in this business for twenty years!  I know!  If you walk away from this opportunity, you will never, NEVER see another one like it again!!!!
you have to do it.	I refuse.
i'm not interested.  i want to create my own material.	You have to do it.
b-but, this is classy... they did bob newha--	I'm not interested.  I want to create my own material.
i told you, i'm not a comedian.  and sitcoms are the lowest form of entertainment: stupid jokes and canned laughter.	B-but, this is classy... they did Bob Newha--
andy... this is every comedian's dream.	I told you, I'm not a comedian.  And sitcoms are the lowest form of entertainment: Stupid jokes and canned laughter.
no to the whole thing.  none of it sounds good.	Andy... this is every comedian's dream.
"no"?  "no" to which part??	No to the whole thing.  None of it sounds good.
no.	"No"?  "No" to which part??
hang on, you ain't heard the best part!  abc has seen your foreign man character, and they want to turn him into --  "latka," a lovable, goofy mechanic!!!	No.
george, i hate sitcoms.	HANG ON, you ain't heard the best part!  ABC has seen your foreign man character, and they want to turn him into --  "Latka," a lovable, goofy mechanic!!!
i'm -- fonzie? george no!  the fonzie!  the crazy breakout character!  the guy that all the kids impersonate and put on their lunchboxes!	George, I hate sitcoms.
and this is a class act!  it's the guys who did the mary tyler moore and bob newhart shows!  it takes place in a taxi stand!  and you're gonna be the fonzie!	I'm -- Fonzie? GEORGE NO!  The Fonzie!  The crazy breakout character!  The guy that all the kids impersonate and put on their lunchboxes!
sitcom...?	And this is a CLASS ACT!  It's the guys who did the Mary Tyler Moore and Bob Newhart shows!  It takes place in a taxi stand!  And you're gonna be the Fonzie!
that's... terrific!  but i got something better.  this is big...  you are getting a once-in-a- lifetime, unbelievably lucrative opportunity to star on... a primetime network sitcom!!!!	Sitcom...?
the stewardess let me keep my headphones.	That's... terrific!  But I got something better.  This is BIG...  You are getting a once-in-a- lifetime, unbelievably lucrative opportunity to star on... a PRIMETIME NETWORK SITCOM!!!!
andy, c'mon in!  thanks for flyin' out here!!	The stewardess let me keep my headphones.
you show a lot of promise... but... my concern is i don't know where to book you.  you're not a stand-up... your act doesn't exactly translate to films... help me... where do you see yourself?	I've always wanted to play Carnegie Hall.
i'm not a comedian.  i have no talent.  i'm a song-and-dance man.	You show a lot of promise... but... my concern is I don't know where to book you.  You're not a stand-up... your act doesn't exactly translate to films... help me... where do you see yourself?
people love... comedians.	I'm not a comedian.  I have no talent.  I'm a song-and-dance man.
caspiar?  i haven't heard of that.	It's a veddy small island in de Caspian Sea.  It sunk. GEORGE Oh.  Hm.  I'm uh, sorry.  Well, look, I'm probably out of my mind -- but I think you're very interesting.  If you ever need representation... we should talk.
no.  caspiar.	Caspiar?  I haven't heard of that.
so i understand you're from lithuania?	No.  Caspiar.
tank you veddy much.	So I understand you're from Lithuania?
hey, i really enjoyed your set.	Tank you veddy much.
i don't swear.  i -- i don't do what everyone else does!	Well, everyone else gets this place cookin'!  Pal, it's hard for me to move the booze when you're singin' "Pop Goes The Weasel."
sure!  comedy!  make jokes about the traffic.  do impressions.  maybe a little blue material...	I don't swear.  I -- I don't do what everyone else does!
what do you want?  "take my wife, please"??	Sure!  Comedy!  Make jokes about the traffic.  Do impressions.  Maybe a little blue material...
look -- i don't wanna seem insulting.  but... your act is like amateur hour: singalongs... puppets... playing records...	What do you want?  "Take my wife, please"??
you're firing me??  you don't even pay me!	Look -- I don't wanna seem insulting.  But... your act is like amateur hour: Singalongs... puppets... playing records...
eh, i dunno... andy.  i'm... thinkin' of letting you go...	You're firing me??  You don't even pay me!
so, mr. besserman, same slot tomorrow...?	Eh, I dunno... Andy.  I'm... thinkin' of letting you go...
andrew -- how dare you!!  for all we knew, you were dying!  look at your mother -- she's still shaking!	But that's it.  I needed you to believe!  Our family will be in the newspapers.  People will look, and they'll be touched.  Because your emotions were honest!
nah, it's phony baloney -- i faked the whole thing.  it didn't hurt at all.  it was just a yoga move.  i tucked my head in.	Andrew -- HOW DARE YOU!!  For all we knew, you were DYING!  Look at your mother -- she's still shaking!
b-but... we saw... your neck...	Nah, it's phony baloney -- I faked the whole thing.  It didn't hurt at all.  It was just a yoga move.  I tucked my head in.
b-but... we saw... your neck...	Nah, it's phony baloney -- I faked the whole thing.  It didn't hurt at all.  It was just a yoga move.  I tucked my head in.
b-but i have them.	No!  That is NOT an audience!  That is PLASTER!  An audience is people made of flesh!  They -- live and breathe!  Got it?!
you know that's not what i meant! look, i'm gonna put my foot down! no more playing alone.  you wanna perform, you gotta have an audience!	B-but I have them.
but i've got a sports show. championship wrestling, at five.	You know that's not what I meant! Look, I'm gonna put my foot down! No more playing alone.  You wanna perform, you GOTTA have an audience!
andy!	Oh!
maybe i should talk to the natives.  shoom boom boo ba!  shoom boom boo ba --	Andy!
cue the commercial!	These kinds of things go on everyday at the networks, only you never see it, because they cut to commercials.  Now for sure they're gonna fire me, so if you want to see me again, you'll have to come to Memphis...
right...	Okay, great!  So let's reset!
ten.	Deal.
twenty!	Ten.
five.	Twenty!
but it's only for thirty seconds!	Five.
andy... uhh... this network has a long-standing policy: the viewer must be able to see the program.	But it's only for thirty seconds!
but it's funny!  it's a practical joke.  they'll get frustrated!	Andy... uhh... this network has a long-standing policy: The viewer must be able to see the program.
andy... we don't want the viewer to get out of their chair.  they might change the channel.	But it's funny!  It's a practical joke.  They'll get frustrated!
i mean -- uh -- the colors in the sky are so vibrant.  i love this time of day.	I've never understood that.  It's just... getting dark.  But I like you!  Hey!  Why don't we fill the car with gas, drive to Tijuana, and GET MARRIED???
what do you mean?	I mean -- uh -- the colors in the sky are so vibrant.  I love this time of day.
i don't wanna talk about it!	What do you mean?
no no no, it's not sex!  i mean -- it can lead to sex... but really, it's just wrestling.	I don't wanna talk about it!
what are you talking about?!  we just met an hour ago.	No no no, it's not sex!  I mean -- it can lead to sex... but really, it's just wrestling.
do you wanna wrestle?  it's a good way of breaking the ice.  that instant physical intimacy really brings two people together.	What are you talking about?!  We just met an hour ago.
excuse me -- ?	Do you wanna wrestle?  It's a good way of breaking the ice.  That instant physical intimacy really brings two people together.
you're not dying!	Okay.  You're probably right.
even if i'm dying -- i still need clean socks.	You're NOT DYING!
how can you be so casual??!	Even if I'm dying -- I still need clean socks.
have you told your family?	No, NO!  Not yet.  I feel bad -- I've jerked 'em around so many times.
they don't know... they've gotta run more tests.	Have you told your family?
jesus, andy!  can they cure it?	They don't know... they've gotta run more tests.
you don't know the real me.	Andy... there is no real you.
andy, you're not horrible.  you're just... complicated.	You don't know the real me.
i don't deserve haagen daz.  i'm a horrible person.	Andy, you're not horrible.  You're just... complicated.
i brought you haagen dazs. chocolate.	I don't deserve Haagen Daz.  I'm a horrible person.
oh, it's open.	I brought you Haagen Dazs. Chocolate.
it's me.	Oh, it's open.
go away.	It's me.
then stop treating me like a fucking prop.	I-I'm sorry.  I got caught up in the action...!
i can shtop whenever i want...	Then stop treating me like a fucking prop.
is this an act -- or are you addicted to causing trouble??	I can shtop whenever I want...
ooo, the little lady's upset.  well i say -- get back in the kitchen!	No!  YOU get in the kitchen.  I'm gonna make you dry my dishes!
and all this will be for real?	If you want...
because memphis is the wrestling capital of the world!  i'll go in the ring, and i'll announce that i will shave my head and marry any woman who beats me!  then you'll come up, we'll wrestle and i'll let you win!  then you'll scalp me, and we'll get married on letterman, like tiny tim did on carson... right there on the show!  what do you say???	And all this will be for real?
why memphis?	Because Memphis is the wrestling capital of the world!  I'll go in the ring, and I'll announce that I will shave my head and marry any woman who beats me!  Then you'll come up, we'll wrestle and I'll let you win!  Then you'll scalp me, and we'll get married on Letterman, like Tiny Tim did on Carson... right there on the show!  What do you say???
yes.	Why Memphis?
do i wanna go to memphis and get married?	Yes.
do you wanna to go to memphis and get married?	Do I wanna go to Memphis and get married?
i'm here, ain't i?	Do you wanna to go to Memphis and get married?
oh!  uh, i hope i didn't offend you.	I'm here, ain't I?
you were impressed with something. it's pretty odd when a man sports a hard-on that large on national television.	Oh!  Uh, I hope I didn't offend you.
gosh.  gee, lynne... i was just so impressed with your wrestling moves.	You were impressed with something. It's pretty odd when a man sports a hard-on that large on national television.
why did you call me?  the last person i ever expected to get a call from was you.	Gosh.  Gee, Lynne... I was just so impressed with your wrestling moves.
andy, the theater's that way!	Hey, I love movie theater popcorn... but that doesn't mean I have to sit through "On Golden Pond."
i really want one.  one large tub of popcorn, please, extra butter.	Andy, the theater's that way!
no thanks.	I really want one.  One large tub of popcorn, please, extra butter.
popcorn?	No thanks.
no, i'm sure we'll be fine.	Popcorn?
hi... am i late?	No, I'm sure we'll be fine.
hi...	Hi... am I late?
gosh.  gee, lynne... i was just so impressed with your wrestling moves. ext. movie theater - day	Hi...
why did you call me?  the last person i ever expected to get a call from was you.	Gosh.  Gee, Lynne... I was just so impressed with your wrestling moves. EXT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY
andy, the theater's that way!	Hey, I love movie theater popcorn... but that doesn't mean I have to sit through "On Golden Pond."
i really want one.  one large tub of popcorn, please, extra butter.	Andy, the theater's that way!
no thanks.	I really want one.  One large tub of popcorn, please, extra butter.
popcorn?	No thanks.
no, i'm sure we'll be fine.	Popcorn?
hi... am i late?	No, I'm sure we'll be fine.
hi...	Hi... am I late?
hey, i hope you didn't take that stuff i said seriously.  it was just part of the show!  it's like the old days, when a carnival barker would try to rile up the crowd.	Oh.  So you were just pretending to be an asshole.
buzz off.  go patronize somebody else.	Hey, I hope you didn't take that stuff I said seriously.  It was just part of the show!  It's like the old days, when a carnival barker would try to rile up the crowd.
gosh, you scored!  look at all those goodies!	Buzz off.  Go patronize somebody else.
get off!	DON'T TOUCH ME!
i said i didn't want to do the sketch.	GET OFF!
go to commercial, man!  get off the stage!	I said I didn't want to do the sketch.
don't worry!  the kids will love it --	But I don't do drugs!  And I don't enjoy making light of them!  I was promised creative control!
you're not listening to me --	Don't worry!  The kids will love it --
andy, it'll be fine!  it's what we're known for!  "maui?  "wowie!"	You're not listening to me --
i'm not comfortable with the last sketch.  i don't do drug humor!	Andy, it'll be fine!  It's what we're known for!  "Maui?  "Wowie!"
then your father's a wimp.	And you're just poor white trash!
my father said i should've gotten a lawyer --!	Then your father's a wimp.
you're a wimp.	My father said I should've gotten a lawyer --!
t-there wasn't a reason to purposely hurt me --	You're a wimp.
then your father's a wimp.	And you're just poor white trash!
my father said i should've gotten a lawyer --!	Then your father's a wimp.
you're a wimp.	My father said I should've gotten a lawyer --!
t-there wasn't a reason to purposely hurt me --	You're a wimp.
and you say, "santa, what am i gettin' for christmas?"  and he says, "cancer!"	No!  NO NO NO!  None of that!  I want this show to be positive!
well, call sag.  it'd be cool to get one on the show.  i want the evening to build and build.  it's gonna have the most incredible ending: singers, dancers, the "hallelujah chorus" -- then the sky opens, and santa claus comes flying down!	And you say, "Santa, what am I gettin' for Christmas?"  And he says, "Cancer!"
i dunno.  if they were, they'd be pushin' 80.	Well, call SAG.  It'd be cool to get one on the show.  I want the evening to build and build.  It's gonna have the most incredible ending: Singers, dancers, the "Hallelujah Chorus" -- then the sky opens, and Santa Claus comes flying down!
this is great.  the crowd's gonna love this!  hey... do you still think any of those cowgirls are still alive?	I dunno.  If they were, they'd be pushin' 80.
i was very original!	Yeah, exactly -- "was"!  But now, you're creatively bankrupt.  In fact, Ladies and Gentlemen, Kaufman's so desperate, he PAID me to do this tonight!!  I'm a plant. It's just a fresh coat of paint on an old broken-down routine.  Isn't that true???
hey -- that stuff gets written-up in the papers --	Who gives a shit?!  It's not funny!
sure, because your new stuff's a bunch of crap.  kaufman, people are sick of you.  the wrestling... the hoaxes...	Hey -- that stuff gets written-up in the papers --
i, i was asked to do this material - -	Sure, because your new stuff's a bunch of crap.  Kaufman, people are sick of you.  The wrestling... the hoaxes...
yeah, my problem is you're tired.	I, I was asked to do this material - -
sir, do you have a problem?	Yeah, my problem is you're tired.
it's a rave!  boy, if i ever fake my death, they'll really miss me.	It's working for Elvis.
"... has been rushed to a nearby hospital, where doctors are checking him for possible paralysis.  his parents are at his bedside.  fans will best remember kaufman as lovable latka on television's taxi"...	It's a rave!  Boy, if I ever fake my death, they'll really miss me.
you know, i always wanted to be a bad-guy wrestler...	No offense, pal, but I just don't think you're built for it.  These he- men'll kick your ass!!  They're huge!
what is this, world war two...?	You know, I always wanted to be a bad-guy wrestler...
look at this!  an evil russian! ooo, here's an evil nazi -- he likes to fight dirty!  hey, here's an evil japanese guy!	What is this, World War Two...?
"was this in actuality andy kaufman? and if it was andy kaufman, is andy kaufman crazy?"	Boy, they totally fell for it!  I'm only acting crazy!
it's so dirty.	Nah.  The girls sponge off between johns.
she'll say, "now my son is a man."	It's so dirty.
i dunno about this...  what will my mother think?	She'll say, "Now my son is a man."
no!  andy, don't do it --	They're asking for it.
give me the book.	No!  Andy, don't do it --
so?  what do they know?	Absolutely nothing!  That's the beauty!  It's credibility.  You make them love you... and then later, on your special, you'll screw with their heads!
are you nuts?!  40 million people watch you every week!	So?  What do they know?
each show is worse than the next.	Are you nuts?!  40 million people watch you every week!
what?!?	Each show is worse than the next.
i'm gonna quit.	What?!?
hey andy, good show.	Oh George, this is Bob Zmuda.  Bob and I have been buddies for years.
so help me!  all i wanna do is meditate!!	Andy, don't raise your voice.  We don't wish your presence here.
it is apparently not working.	So HELP ME!  All I wanna do is MEDITATE!!
please!  you've got to let me take the classes!  it's how i keep myself balanced!!	It is apparently not working.
"philosophically"?	The wrestling... the sexist remarks... the foul language... these things are not becoming of an enlightened individual.  It seems you have no respect for anything.
yes -- we do not doubt your devotion to tm.  but we feel that perhaps... you and the program have grown apart philosophically.	"Philosophically"?
why??  i... i attend every year.	Yes -- we do not doubt your devotion to TM.  But we feel that perhaps... you and the program have grown apart philosophically.
this is very difficult for me to say... but -- perhaps it would be best if you didn't attend the retreat.	Why??  I... I attend every year.
yes, your holiness?	This is very difficult for me to say... but -- perhaps it would be best if you didn't attend the retreat.
excuse me, andy...	Yes, your Holiness?
i stopped drinking.  i gave up drugs.  and i'm meditating three hours a day.  it's the center of my life...	We are all impressed.
goals are important.	I stopped drinking.  I gave up drugs.  And I'm meditating three hours a day.  It's the center of my life...
um, yes.  i haven't fought with them, since i started here.	Goals are important.
are you at peace with your family?	Um, yes.  I haven't fought with them, since I started here.
it's probably just a strained muscle.	Doctor, I think I need a neck brace.
but my neck hurts... and i have a slight cough...	It's probably just a strained muscle.
positive.	But my neck hurts... and I have a slight cough...
are you sure?	Positive.
i don't see any injury to your neck, mr. kaufman.	Are you sure?
yeah, i know what i said!  but -- trust me, it's not gonna happen!	Sure it is.  Tony called me himself. He yelled at me, insisting that his dressing room be bigger than Andy's. They're both going on tonight, believe me!
why's that?  you said over and over and over, tony clifton is not andy kaufman --	Yeah, I KNOW what I said!  But -- trust me, it's not gonna happen!
gene, you misunderstood!!  you're not getting both of them!  it's physically impossible!	Why's that?  You said over and over and over, Tony Clifton is not Andy Kaufman --
no, i'm serious.  if you book tony, do not expect to get andy.	I'll take my chances!!
yeah, yeah, yeah.  i know!  wink wink!  nudge nudge!	No, I'm serious.  If you book Tony, do NOT EXPECT TO GET ANDY.
look -- i gotta be clear with you. tony clifton is not andy kaufman.	Yeah, yeah, yeah.  I know!  Wink wink!  Nudge nudge!
eh, sure.  we're trying to expand our audience base -- and i know the college kids really love andy kaufman.	Look -- I gotta be clear with you. Tony Clifton is NOT Andy Kaufman.
really?!  you want tony clifton to headline harrah's tahoe??	Eh, sure.  We're trying to expand our audience base -- and I know the college kids really love Andy Kaufman.
oh.	Really?!  You want Tony Clifton to headline Harrah's Tahoe??
ehh -- andy doesn't really like playing casinos.  the audiences don't work well for him.	Oh.
get off my stage!  you're fired!	I GOT A CONTRACT!!  I'm gonna take you to the DEPARTMENT OF LABOR!
i don't know nothin' about no kaufman.  he's been ridin' my coattails, smearing my reputation. been usin' my good name, to get places.	Get off my stage!  You're fired!
yeah!!  i talked to andy kaufman!	I don't know nothin' about no Kaufman.  He's been ridin' my coattails, smearing my reputation. Been usin' my good name, to get places.
i don't know what yer talkin' about. you musta talked to someone else --	Yeah!!  I talked to Andy Kaufman!
we had a deal!!	I don't know what yer talkin' about. You musta talked to someone else --
"burlesque"?	Andy, I'm calling you up like this because I have the utmost respect for your artistry.  But -- I need your permission to fire him.
look... i don't know what your problem is...	Kaufman's a lying bastard!  If you sign him, I'll RUIN YOU!
who is this? tony clifton  you -- you know damn straight who it is.  tony clifton!  a name to respect.  a name to fear.  beer.  gear.  deer.  ear.	Look... I don't know what your problem is...
yeah!  you stay away from that andy kaufman, if you know what's good for you!	Who is this? TONY CLIFTON  You -- you know damn straight who it is.  Tony Clifton!  A name to respect.  A name to fear.  Beer.  Gear.  Deer.  Ear.
can i help you with something?	Yeah!  You stay away from that Andy Kaufman, if you know what's good for you!
"speaking"!  reeking, seeking, creaking... freaking!	Can I help you with something?
er, yes.  speaking.	"Speaking"!  Reeking, seeking, creaking... Freaking!
uh, yeah.  is this george shapiro?	Er, yes.  Speaking.
it's a perfect kaufman audience.	Yeah.  They don't know whether to be sad, or angry.
if i find out you're behind this, i'll kill you.	What are ya TALKIN' ABOUT?!  I was the one saying I didn't believe it!
hey, that's good!  we can make that play.  and we'll really drag it out.  you get better, you get worse... you die...	FORGET IT.  It's in terrible taste! I want nothing to do with this.
why...?  andy, why...?	I used to think you were original.
yeah, he's just laying low, waitin' for his comeback.  god, listen to this!  "it was morally wrong to take advantage of such an unstable individual..."	Wow, you can't BUY this kind of publicity!
sure!  but we think it's kickass! now i get to be tony.  i get to dump the glass of water on someone else's head!	But what's the POINT?  How will any of this make you the biggest star in the world?
so you've got this big elaborate joke, which is really only funny to two people in the universe.  you... and you.	Sure!  But WE think it's kickass! Now I get to be Tony.  I get to dump the glass of water on someone else's head!
isn't tony clifton going on taxi soon?  maybe that'll chill him out.	Bob, Andy needs to RELAX.  See if you can get him away from all this. Take him to Hawaii, or Bali... Find something special.  Something nice...
i'm worried about andy.  his stress level is affecting his work.	Isn't Tony Clifton going on Taxi soon?  Maybe that'll chill him out.
so your name's not gorsky.	Don't believe everything you hear.
that was a really hot house!	So your name's not Gorsky.
jesus christ!!!!!	Why isn't he MOVING??
why is he saying these things?!	They're gonna lynch him!
what's in memphis?	Who knows?!  That kid is totally meshuga.
hmph!  they sure didn't give andy much to do.	He said he's coming back!
where?	There!
i saw michael!	Where?
is he in his room?	Of course he's in his room.  All his "friends" are in there.
a -- a tourist.	See, that's EXACTLY what I'm talkin' about!  Here!  I'LL give you a little humor!
shut up!  i hate them polish jokes!	A -- a tourist.
it's my name.	SHUT UP!  I hate them Polish jokes!
are you tryin' to do some of that polack humor?  well if that's so, you can just get the hell out of this restaurant!	It's my name.
yes.	Are you tryin' to do some of that Polack humor?  Well if that's so, you can just get the hell out of this restaurant!
"gorsky"?  what is that, polish?	Yes.
bob gorsky.	"Gorsky"?  What is that, Polish?
"bob"?  bob!  bob bob bob.  bob what?	Bob Gorsky.
bob.	"Bob"?  BOB!  Bob bob bob.  Bob what?
what's your name?	Bob.
sure...	What's your name?
you don't know.	Know what?
they are dead.  in either case --	We have no choice but to continue as planned.  Deploy the sentinels. Immediately.
we'll need a search running.	It's already begun.
their next target.  the name is neo.	We'll need a search running.
expect it.  did you get anything from the room?	Their next target.  The name is Neo.
he'll be contacting us again.	Expect it.  Did you get anything from the room?
does that surprise you?  it was inevitable.	He'll be contacting us again.
then the informant is real.	Does that surprise you?  It was inevitable.
smith.  i am agent smith.	You all look the same to me.
and you are?	Smith.  I am Agent Smith.
the great morpheus.  we meet at last.	And you are?
hurry!	They won't make it.
the sewers.  of course.	Hurry!
i sent two units.  they're bringing her down now.	No, Lieutenant, your men are already dead.
i'm just doing my job.  you gimme that juris-my-dick-tion and you can cram it up your ass.	The orders were for your protection.
lieutenant, you were given specific orders --	I'm just doing my job.  You gimme that Juris-my-dick-tion and you can cram it up your ass.
oh shit.	Lieutenant, you were given specific orders --
lieutenant?	Oh shit.
what?!	Oh, God.
that's the third white van i've seen.	Should Tank I.D. it?
what?	That's the third white van I've seen.
weird.	What?
he's gonna make it.	No way.  Not possible.
you ever have the feeling that you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?	All the time.  It's called mescaline and it is the only way to fly.
i don't know... my computer...	You ever have the feeling that you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?
something wrong, man?  you look a little whiter than usual.	I don't know... My computer...
right...	Something wrong, man?  You look a little whiter than usual.
i know, i know.  this never happened.  you don't exist.	Right...
if you get caught using that --	I know, I know.  This never happened.  You don't exist.
hallelujah!  you are my savior, man! my own personal jesus christ!	If you get caught using that --
you got the money?	Two grand.
i know.  it's her fault.	You got the money?
you're two hours late.	I know.  It's her fault.
it's choi.	You're two hours late.
who is it?	It's Choi.
... yes.	No!
goddamn you, cypher!	Don't hate me, Trinity.  I'm just the messenger.  And right now I'm going to prove it to you.
but you're out, cypher.  you can't go back.	That's what you think.  They've promised to back me, Trinity. They're going to reinsert my body. I'll go back to sleep and when I wake up, I'll be fat and rich and I won't remember a goddamn thing. It's the American dream.
the matrix isn't real!	Oh, I disagree, Trinity.  I disagree.  I think the Matrix is more real than this world.  I mean, all I do is pull a plug here.  But there, you watch a man die.
yes.  you see, the truth is, trinity, that we humans have a place in the future.  but it's not here. it's in the matrix.	The Matrix isn't real!
my god.  morpheus.  you gave them morpheus.	Yes.  You see, the truth is, Trinity, that we humans have a place in the future.  But it's not here. It's in the Matrix.
i'm tired, trinity.  i'm tired of this war, i'm tired of fighting. i'm tired of this ship, of being cold, of eating the same fucking goop every day.  but most of all, i'm tired of this jagoff and all of his bullshit.	My God.  Morpheus.  You gave them Morpheus.
you are a beautiful woman.  too bad things had to work out like this.	You killed them.
he had an accident.	An accident?!
cypher?  where's tank?	He had an accident.
hello, trinity.	Cypher?  Where's Tank?
i just keep wondering if morpheus is so sure, why doesn't he take him to the oracle?  she would know.	Morpheus will take him when he's ready.
don't tell me you're a believer now?	I just keep wondering if Morpheus is so sure, why doesn't he take him to the Oracle?  She would know.
there's something about him, isn't there?	Don't tell me you're a believer now?
are you sure this line is clean?	Yeah, 'course I'm sure.
hear what?	Are you sure this line is clean?
did you hear that?	Hear what?
i intend to, believe me.  someone has to.	Did you hear that?
if you have something to say, i suggest you say it to morpheus.	I intend to, believe me.  Someone has to.
you don't, do you?	If you have something to say, I suggest you say it to Morpheus.
i... it doesn't matter what i believe.	You don't, do you?
do you?	I... it doesn't matter what I believe.
morpheus believes he is the one.	Do you?
we're going to kill him.  do you understand that?  he's going to die just like the others.	Morpheus believes he is the One.
don't be ridiculous.	We're going to kill him.  Do you understand that?  He's going to die just like the others.
you weren't supposed to relieve me.	I know but I felt like taking a shift.
thanks... for the drink.	Any time.
how?	Honestly.  Morpheus.  He got them all amped up believing in bullshit. I watched each of them take on an agent and I watched each of them die.  Little piece of advice:  you see an agent, you do what we do; run.  Run your ass off.
dead.  all dead.	How?
what happened to them?	Dead.  All dead.
five.  since i've been here.	What happened to them?
how many were there?	Five.  Since I've been here.
you bet your ass.  it keeps him going.  maybe it keeps all of us going.	How many were there?
really?	You bet your ass.  It keeps him going.  Maybe it keeps all of us going.
i'm going to let you in on a little secret here.  now don't tell him i told you this, but this ain't the first time morpheus thought he found the one.	Really?
gee-zus!  what a mindfuck.  you're here to save the world.  you gotta be shitting me.  what do you say to something like that?	I'm going to let you in on a little secret here.  Now don't tell him I told you this, but this ain't the first time Morpheus thought he found the One.
... yeah.	Gee-zus!  What a mindfuck.  You're here to save the world.  You gotta be shitting me.  What do you say to something like that?
why you're here?	... Yeah.
do you always look at it encoded?	Have to.  The image translators sort of work for the construct programs but there's way too much information to decode the Matrix.  You get used to it, though.  Your brain does the translating.  I don't even see the code.  All I see is blonde, brunette, and redhead.  You want a drink?
the matrix?  yeah.	Do you always look at it encoded?
is that...?	The Matrix?  Yeah.
midnight watch.	Is that...?
what are you doing?	Midnight watch.
no, it's all right.	What are you doing?
sorry.	No, it's all right.
whoa!  shit, neo, you scared the bejeezus out of me.	Sorry.
i don't believe it!  i don't believe it!	He's going to pop!
just get me outta here.	Nearest exit is Franklin and Erie. An old appliance store.
i got you.	Just get me outta here.
there was an accident.  a fucking car accident.  all of a sudden. boom.  jesus, someone's going to make a believer out of me.	I got you.
cypher?	There was an accident.  A fucking car accident.  All of a sudden. Boom.  Jesus, someone's going to make a believer out of me.
i need an exit!  fast!	Cypher?
operator.	I need an exit!  Fast!
you can't use that until neo is out!	I know, Trinity.  Don't worry.  He's going to make it.
how long?	Five minutes.  Maybe six.
what is he doing?	He's beginning to believe.
they'll be able to track it.	We have no choice.
give me your phone.	They'll be able to track it.
we found him, trinity.  we finally found him.	What if he isn't the One, Morpheus? How can you be so sure?
i got a fibrillation!	Shit!  Apoc?
all right --	Go.
you have to focus.  there is a phone.  wells and lake.  you can make it.	All right --
goddamnit!	You have to focus.  There is a phone.  Wells and Lake.  You can make it.
yes.	Goddamnit!
are they any agent?	Yes.
i know.  they cut the hardline. this line is not a viable exit.	Are they any agent?
morpheus, the oracle... she told me --	She told you exactly what you needed to hear.  That's all.  Sooner or later, Neo, you're going to realize just like I did the difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
no.  no!  morpheus!  don't!	Trinity!  Go!  Get to the basement. Find the catch basin!
morpheus, i don't know --	I know.  That is why it is so important for you to go.  Please, Neo, I'm asking you to find whatever respect you may have for me and trust me.
listen to me, neo.  i know why you're afraid to go through that door.  you can't get free of thinking that i could be wrong.  you must believe me.  there is a greatness inside of you, neo.  a greatness that is going to lift you to unimaginable heights and that in time will change the world.	Morpheus, I don't know --
did you believe in them too?	No.  I did not.  I have never told anyone this, Neo.  After I saw the Oracle I thought... no, I misunderstood what she told me.  I believed that it was all about me. That I would find the One, not that he would find me.
yeah?  what about the other five guys?  the five before me?  what about them?	Did you believe in them too?
yes i do.	Yeah?  What about the other five guys?  The five before me?  What about them?
and you still believe i'm the one?	Yes I do.
faith is beyond the reach of whys and why nots.  these things are not a matter of cause and effect, neo. i do not believe things with my mind.  i believe them with my heart. in my gut.	And you still believe I'm the One?
why?  so i can hear some old lady tell me, what?  that i'm this guy that everybody's been waiting for? the one that's supposed to save the world?  come on.  how do i respond to that?  i can't.  it's ridiculous. i mean who am i?  i'm nobody, i'm just a guy.  what did i do, morpheus?  why me?	Faith is beyond the reach of whys and why nots.  These things are not a matter of cause and effect, Neo. I do not believe things with my mind.  I believe them with my heart. In my gut.
that's why we're here.	Why?  So I can hear some old lady tell me, what?  That I'm this guy that everybody's been waiting for? The one that's supposed to save the world?  Come on.  How do I respond to that?  I can't.  It's ridiculous. I mean who am I?  I'm nobody, I'm just a guy.  What did I do, Morpheus?  Why me?
what do i believe it?  are you kidding me?  what do you think?  i'm still trying to deal with the fact that everything i believed was real, wasn't.  the whole world, my entire life was a lie.  i don't know anything anymore, morpheus.	That's why we're here.
what do you believe in?	What do I believe it?  Are you kidding me?  What do you think?  I'm still trying to deal with the fact that everything I believed was real, wasn't.  The whole world, my entire life was a lie.  I don't know anything anymore, Morpheus.
i told you i don't believe in this stuff.  no matter what she says i'm not going to believe it, so what's the point?	What do you believe in?
why?	I told you I don't believe in this stuff.  No matter what she says I'm not going to believe it, so what's the point?
morpheus, i don't think this is a good idea.	Why?
what did she tell you?	That I would find the One.
yes.	What did she tell you?
she helped you?	Yes.
don't think of it in terms of right and wrong.  she is a guide, neo. she can help you find the path.	She helped you?
and she's never wrong.	Don't think of it in terms of right and wrong.  She is a guide, Neo. She can help you find the path.
she is a true psychic.  she sees beyond the relativity of time.  for her there is no past, present or future.  there is only what is.	And she's never wrong.
how does she know?	She is a true psychic.  She sees beyond the relativity of time.  For her there is no past, present or future.  There is only what is.
she would say she knows enough.	How does she know?
and she knows what?  everything?	She would say she knows enough.
of the resistance.	And she knows what?  Everything?
the beginning?	Of the Resistance.
yes.  she's very old.  she's been with us since the beginning.	The beginning?
so is this the same oracle that made the, uh, prophecy?	Yes.  She's very old.  She's been with us since the beginning.
set down in there.	What's going on?
what?  are you trying to tell me that i can dodge bullets?	No, Neo.  I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
i've seen an agent punch through a concrete wall.  men have emptied entire clips at them and hit noting but air.  yet as powerful as they are, their speed and strength are but tethers to the rules of an unreal world.  because of this, they will never be as strong or as fast as you can be.	What?  Are you trying to tell me that I can dodge bullets?
how?	I've seen an agent punch through a concrete wall.  Men have emptied entire clips at them and hit noting but air.  Yet as powerful as they are, their speed and strength are but tethers to the rules of an unreal world.  Because of this, they will never be as strong or as fast as you can be.
every attempt to fight them has ended in failure.  only a handful of men and women have ever crossed an agent and lived because they are everyone and they are no one. unkillable.  but now i believe that is going to change.	How?
yeah.	Look again.
no you don't.  did you see the woman in the red dress?	Yeah.
i think i do.	No you don't.  Did you see the woman in the red dress?
do you understand, neo?	I think I do.
this is another matrix simulation. a training program to help you get your sea legs and teach you one very important lesson.	What -- what lesson?
if you are killed in the matrix, you die here?	The body cannot live without the mind.
your mind makes it real.	If you are killed in the Matrix, you die here?
i thought it wasn't real.	Your mind makes it real.
do you know why you didn't make it?	Because... I didn't think I would?
i know what you're trying to do --	I'm trying to free your mind, Neo, but all I can do is show you the door.  You're the one that has to step through.  Tank, load the jump program.
you -- you're too fast.	Do you think my being faster, stronger has anything to do with my muscles in this place?
how did i beat you?	You -- you're too fast.
this is incredible.  i know kung fu.	Show me.
for what?	Your training.
get some rest.  you're going to need it.	For what?
no!  i don't believe it!  it's not possible!	I didn't say that it would be easy, Neo.  I just said that it would be the truth.
a.i.?  you mean artificial intelligence?	Yes.  A singular consciousness that spawned an entire race of machines. I must say I find it almost funny to imagine the world slapping itself on the back, toasting the new age.  I say almost funny.
we have only bits and pieces of information.  what we know for certain is that, at some point in the early twenty-first century, all of mankind was united in celebration.  through the blinding inebriation of hubris, we marveled at our magnificence as we gave birth to a.i.	A.I.?  You mean artificial intelligence?
this isn't real?	What is real?  How do you define real?  If you're talking about your senses, what you feel, taste, smell, or see, then all you're talking about are electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
wild, isn't it?	This isn't real?
right now, we're inside a computer program?	Wild, isn't it?
when?	You believe the year is 1997 when in fact it is much closer to 2197.  I can't say for certain what year it is because we honestly do not know.
more important than what is when?	When?
morpheus, what's happened to me? what is this place?	More important than what is when?
why do my eyes hurt?	You've never used them before.
your muscles have atrophied.  we're rebuilding them.	Why do my eyes hurt?
what are you doing?	Your muscles have atrophied.  We're rebuilding them.
... am i dead?	Far from it.
this can't be...	Be what?  Be real?
have you ever had a dream, neo, that you were so sure was real?	This can't be...
the pill you took is part of a trace program.  it's designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can pinpoint your location.	What does that mean?
what truth?	That you are a slave, Neo.  Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, kept inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind.
the matrix is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this room. you can see it out your window or on your television.  you feel it when you go to work, or go to church or pay your taxes.  it is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.	What truth?
do you want to know what it is?	The Matrix is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this room. You can see it out your window or on your television.  You feel it when you go to work, or go to church or pay your taxes.  It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
the matrix?	Do you want to know what it is?
let me tell you why you are here. you have come because you know something.  what you know you can't explain but you feel it.  you've felt it your whole life, felt that something is wrong with the world. you don't know what, but it's there like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.  it is this feeling that brought you to me.  do you know what i'm talking about?	The Matrix?
i know exactly what you mean.	Let me tell you why you are here. You have come because you know something.  What you know you can't explain but you feel it.  You've felt it your whole life, felt that something is wrong with the world. You don't know what, but it's there like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.  It is this feeling that brought you to me.  Do you know what I'm talking about?
because i don't like the idea that i'm not in control of my life.	I know exactly what you mean.
why not?	Because I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.
no.	Why not?
yes.  thank you.  but i think we both know there's more to it than that.  do you believe in fate, neo?	No.
you're morpheus, you're a legend. most hackers would die to meet you.	Yes.  Thank you.  But I think we both know there's more to it than that.  Do you believe in fate, Neo?
ironically, this is not far from the truth.  but i'm getting ahead of myself.  can you tell me, neo, why are you here?	You're Morpheus, you're a legend. Most hackers would die to meet you.
i can see it in your eyes.  you have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up.	Ironically, this is not far from the truth.  But I'm getting ahead of myself.  Can you tell me, Neo, why are you here?
you could say that.	I can see it in your eyes.  You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up.
i imagine, right now, you must be feeling a bit like alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole?	You could say that.
it's an honor.	Please.  Come.  Sit.
welcome, neo.  as you no doubt have guessed, i am morpheus.	It's an honor.
... yes.	Go the the Adams Street bridge.
do you still want to meet?	... Yes.
you're the one, neo.  you see, you may have spent the last few years looking for me, but i've spent most of my life looking for you.	Do you still want to meet?
what do you know?	You're the One, Neo.  You see, you may have spent the last few years looking for me, but I've spent most of my life looking for you.
they got to you first, but they've underestimated how important you are.  if they knew what i know, you would probably be dead.	What do you know?
the agents --	They got to you first, but they've underestimated how important you are.  If they knew what I know, you would probably be dead.
this line is tapped so i must be brief.	The agents --
no way, no way, this is crazy.	There are only two ways out of this building.  One is that scaffold. The other is in their custody.  You take a chance either way.  I leave it to you.
there's a small ledge.  it's a short climb.  you can make it.	No way, no way, this is crazy.
no!  it's too far away.	There's a small ledge.  It's a short climb.  You can make it.
good.  now there is a window.  open it.	How do you know all this?
but what if...?	Go!  Now!
the cubicle across from you is empty.	But what if...?
i can guide you out, but you have to do exactly what i say.	The cubicle across from you is empty.
how?!	I can guide you out, but you have to do exactly what I say.
i'm not sure, but if you don't want to find out, you better get out of there.	How?!
what the fuck do they want with me?!	I'm not sure, but if you don't want to find out, you better get out of there.
yes.	What the fuck do they want with me?!
holy fucking shit!	Yes.
right now?	Yes.  Now.
stand up and see for yourself.	Right now?
who's coming for me?	Stand up and see for yourself.
i've been looking for you, neo.  i don't know if you're ready to see what i want to show you, but unfortunately, we have run out of time.  they're coming for you, neo. and i'm not sure what they're going to do.	Who's coming for me?
morpheus...	I've been looking for you, Neo.  I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately, we have run out of time.  They're coming for you, Neo. And I'm not sure what they're going to do.
hello, neo.  do you know who this is?	Morpheus...
hello?	Hello, Neo.  Do you know who this is?
how...?!	He is the One.  He is the One!
i'm going to make the call.	Do it!
tank, charge the e.m.p.	Yes, sir.
got one ready, sir.  subway.  state and balbo.	We're on our way --
we need an exit.	Got one ready, sir.  Subway.  State and Balbo.
goddamn!  it's good to hear your voice, sir!	We need an exit.
tank.	Goddamn!  It's good to hear your voice, sir!
now left and that's it in front of you.	Good.
i need the main wet-wall.	Now left and that's it in front of you.
got it.	I need the main wet-wall.
how is he?	Ten hours straight.  He's a machine.
what?	You're going to have to make a final choice.  In one hand, you will have Morpheus' life.  In the other hand, you will have your own.  One of you is going to die.  Which one, will be up to you.
morpheus believes in you, neo and no one, not you or even me can convince him otherwise.  he believes it so blindly that he's going to sacrifice his life to save yours.	What?
i know.  poor morpheus.  without him we are lost.  we will never find the one.	What do you mean, without him?
morpheus.  he almost had me convinced.	I know.  Poor Morpheus.  Without him we are lost.  We will never find the One.
what's funny?	Morpheus.  He almost had me convinced.
your next life, maybe.  who knows. that's how these things go.	What's funny?
what?	Your next life, maybe.  Who knows. That's how these things go.
sorry, kid.  you got the gift but looks like you're waiting for something.	What?
i'm not the one.	Sorry, kid.  You got the gift but looks like you're waiting for something.
but you already know what i'm going to tell you.	I'm not the One.
but what?	But you already know what I'm going to tell you.
okay, now i'm supposed to say, 'hmmm, that's interesting but...' then you say --	But what?
so?  what do you think?  you think you're the one?	Honestly?  I don't know.
who?	Not too bright though.
you're cuter than i thought.  i see why she likes you.	Who?
i said don't worry about it.  i'll get one of my kids to fix it.	How did you know...?
shit, i'm sorry.	I said don't worry about it.  I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
that vase.	Shit, I'm sorry.
what vase?	That vase.
i'd ask you to sit down, but you're not going to anyway.  and don't worry about the vase.	What vase?
yeah.	I'd ask you to sit down, but you're not going to anyway.  And don't worry about the vase.
bingo.  not quite what you were expecting, right?  i got to say i love seeing you non-believers. always a pip.  almost done.  smell good, don't they?	Yeah.
you're the oracle?	Bingo.  Not quite what you were expecting, right?  I got to say I love seeing you non-believers. Always a pip.  Almost done.  Smell good, don't they?
i know.  you're neo.  be right with you.	You're the Oracle?
hello?	I know.  You're Neo.  Be right with you.
can you fly that thing.	Not yet.
i'm fine.  come on, we have to keep moving.	Can you fly that thing.
are you all right?	I'm fine.  Come on, we have to keep moving.
it wasn't fast enough.	Are you all right?
you moved like they moved.  i've never seen anyone move that fast.	It wasn't fast enough.
do what?	You moved like they moved.  I've never seen anyone move that fast.
neo, how did you do that?	Do what?
no one has ever done anything like this.	Yeah?
no, you're not.	No?  Let me tell you what I believe. I believe Morpheus means more to me than he does to you.  I believe that if you are serious about saving him then you are going to need my help and since I am the ranking officer on this ship, if you don't like it then I believe that you can go to hell, because you aren't going anywhere else.
i'm coming with you.	No, you're not.
what are you doing?	I'm coming with you.
i believe i can bring him back.	What are you doing?
what?	I believe I can bring him back.
why?	Because...
no, neo.  that's not true.  it can't be true.	Why?
i'm sorry, i'm not.  i'm just another guy.  morpheus is the one that matters.	No, Neo.  That's not true.  It can't be true.
no, you... have to be.	I'm sorry, I'm not.  I'm just another guy.  Morpheus is the one that matters.
i'm not the one, trinity.  the oracle hit me with that too.	No, you... have to be.
what?	I'm not the One, Trinity.  The Oracle hit me with that too.
morpheus did what he did because he believed that i'm something i'm not.	What?
morpheus sacrificed himself so we could get you out!  there's no way you're going back in!	Morpheus did what he did because he believed that I'm something I'm not.
i have to.	Morpheus sacrificed himself so we could get you out!  There's no way you're going back in!
you can't!	I have to.
i'm going in after him.	You can't!
what are you doing?	I'm going in after him.
what choice?	What are you doing?
that i would have to make a choice...	What choice?
goddamnit!  goddamnit!	There has to be something that we can do.
what happened?	I don't know.  It just went dead.
is morpheus alive?	Is Morpheus still alive, Tank?
we can't leave him!	We have to!
go!	We can't leave him!
what is it?	A deju vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix.  It happens when they change something.
it might have been.  i'm not sure.	What is it?
how much like it?  was it the same cat?	It might have been.  I'm not sure.
a black cat went past us and then i saw another that looked just like it.	How much like it?  Was it the same cat?
what happened?  what did you see?	A black cat went past us and then I saw another that looked just like it.
nothing.  just had a little deja vu.	What happened?  What did you see?
what did you just say?	Nothing.  Just had a little deja vu.
are you all right?	... right as rain.
what did she tell you?	She told me...
yes.	What did she tell you?
did you go to her?	Yes.
no.	Did you go to her?
should i be?	No.
are you worried?	Should I be?
is it?	Are you worried?
that's different.	Is it?
but an oracle can.	That's different.
that the matrix cannot tell you who you are.	But an Oracle can.
what does that mean?	That the Matrix cannot tell you who you are.
what?	I used to eat there... Really good noodles.
god...	What?
e.m.p.  an electromagnetic pulse.	It disables any electrical system in the blast radius.  It's the only weapon we have against the machines.
get this thing out of me!	Easy, Neo.  Easy.
uh-oh...	It's going into replication.
what is this thing?	We think you're bugged.  Try to relax.
and i know that's not where you want to be.	... shit.
because you've been down there, neo. you already know that road.  you know exactly where it ends.	And I know that's not where you want to be.
why?	Because you've been down there, Neo. You already know that road.  You know exactly where it ends.
neo, please, you have to trust me.	Why?
from what?	From you.
it's necessary, neo.  for our protection.	From what?
what the hell is this?!	It's necessary, Neo.  For our protection.
what is the matrix?	When I asked him, he said that no one could ever be told the answer to that question.  They have to see it to believe it.
it's the question that brought you here.  you know the question just as i did.  it is a hacker's question.	What is the Matrix?
who is?	Please.  Just listen.  I know why you're here, Neo.  I know why you left your family and your friends, why you left your home to come to this city.  You're looking for him.
they're watching you, neo.	Who is?
of what?	They're watching you, Neo.
right now, all i can tell you, is that you are in danger.  i brought you here to warn you.	Of what?
how did you do that?	Right now, all I can tell you, is that you are in danger.  I brought you here to warn you.
do you want to go somewhere and talk?	No.  It's safe here and I don't have much time.
most guys do.	Do you want to go somewhere and talk?
i just thought... you were a guy.	Most guys do.
what?	I just thought... you were a guy.
gee-zus.	What?
that was a long time ago.	Gee-zus.
trinity?  the trinity?  the trinity that cracked the i.r.s. kansas city d-base?	That was a long time ago.
my name is trinity.	Trinity?  The Trinity?  The Trinity that cracked the I.R.S. Kansas City D-Base?
who are you?	My name is Trinity.
i know a lot about you.  i've been wanting to meet you for some time.	Who are you?
how do you know that name?	I know a lot about you.  I've been wanting to meet you for some time.
hello, neo.	How do you know that name?
it's locked.	Kick it in!  Kick it in!
which way?  which way?	Duck!
operator.	Mr. Wizard, get me the fuck out of here!
okay.  store's open.  what do you need?  besides a miracle...	Guns.  Lots of guns.
why?	Because I believe in something.
i know that's what it looks like, but it's not.  i can't logically explain to you why it's not. morpheus believed something and he was ready to give his life for what he believed.  i understand that now. that's why i have to go.	Why?
neo, this is loco.  they've got morpheus in a military-controlled building.  even if you somehow got inside, those are agents holding him.  three of them!  i want morpheus back, too, but what you are talking about is suicide.	I know that's what it looks like, but it's not.  I can't logically explain to you why it's not. Morpheus believed something and he was ready to give his life for what he believed.  I understand that now. That's why I have to go.
what are you talking about?	The Oracle.  She told me this would happen.  She told me...
does it?  i don't know.  this can't be just coincidence.  it can't be! can it?	What are you talking about?
neo, this has to be done!	Does it?  I don't know.  This can't be just coincidence.  It can't be! Can it?
goddamnit!  i don't believe this is happening!	Neo, this has to be done!
what do they want?	Every leader of every ship is given the codes to Zion's mainframe computer which can be accessed only through the Matrix.  They are used only in emergencies.  If an agent had those codes and got inside Zion's mainframe they could disable the entire defense system.  It would be the end of everything.
when it does, morpheus will tell them anything they want to know.	What do they want?
depends on the mind.  but eventually, it will crack and his alpha pattern will change from this to this.	When it does, Morpheus will tell them anything they want to know.
how much time?	Depends on the mind.  But eventually, it will crack and his alpha pattern will change from this to this.
they inject virus-like serums to attack the neuro-systems.  it's like cracking a computer.  all it takes is time.	How much time?
how?	They inject virus-like serums to attack the neuro-systems.  It's like cracking a computer.  All it takes is time.
they're hacking his mind.	How?
what are they doing to him?	They're hacking his mind.
see who?	The Oracle.
hey, mikey, he likes it!  ready for more?	Hell yes!
holy shit!	Hey, Mikey, he likes it!  Ready for more?
where is it?	Deep underground.  Near the earth's core, where it's still warm.  You live long enough, you might even see it.
the last human city.  the only place we got left.	Where is it?
it's a city?	The last human city.  The only place we got left.
if this war ended tomorrow, zion is where the party would be.	It's a city?
zion?	If this war ended tomorrow, Zion is where the party would be.
any holes?  nope.  me and my brother dozer, we are 100 percent pure, old- fashioned, home-grown human.  born free.  right here in the real world. genuine child of zion.	Zion?
you don't have...	Any holes?  Nope.  Me and my brother Dozer, we are 100 percent pure, old- fashioned, home-grown human.  Born free.  Right here in the real world. Genuine child of Zion.
you will tonight.  i guarantee it. i'm tank.  i'll be your operator.	You don't have...
no.	You will tonight.  I guarantee it. I'm Tank.  I'll be your operator.
morning.  did you sleep?	No.
they've burned through the outer shields.	Hurry, Neo.
what just happened?	I don't know.  I lost him.
an agent!  you have to send me back!	I can't!
what the hell just happened?	An Agent!  You have to send me back!
neo!	What the hell just happened?
operator.	Tank, I need a pilot program for a military M-109 helicopter.
you're going to kill him?  kill morpheus?!	Trinity, we don't have any other choice.
there is.  we have to pull the plug.	You're going to kill him?  Kill Morpheus?!
i'll be all right.	Dozer?
tank, you're hurt.	I'll be all right.
so did we.  i sent him to franklin and erie.	Got it.
cypher, i thought --	So did we.  I sent him to Franklin and Erie.
you're not far from cypher.	Cypher, I thought --
we need an exit!	You're not far from Cypher.
he's alive.	We need an exit!
yes.  they're moving him.  i don't know where yet.	He's alive.
operator.	Tank, it's me.
whether she wants to or not...she's not going.	Let go of her.
look fella...this is private...	Nothing's private...
it's obvious that the girl doesn't want to accompany you, isn't it?	Look fella...this is private...
sounds good.	Of course, 'The Season of the Witch' won't be ready for a while yet but we have to keep in touch.
great...great...listen, i'm very interested in you guys because i'll be opening a new club myself soon... uptown...and maybe we can work something out...	Sounds good.
well, we're here for about two weeks, then whatever else comes along... we're still working on our album and...	Great...great...listen, I'm very interested in you guys because I'll be opening a new club myself soon... uptown...and maybe we can work something out...
what are your plans?	Well, we're here for about two weeks, then whatever else comes along... we're still working on our album and...
thanks.	What are your plans?
no, really, i liked it...thought it was great.	Thanks.
know where he is?	Follow me.
yeah.  but he ain't here now.	Know where he is?
isn't this jack groppi's place?	Yeah.  But he ain't here now.
riverdale.	Well, maybe they do that in Riverdale, but down here we take cash.  Now, you got it or not?
no, all we got is $40.	You sure?
that means it's good.	You got sparklers?
no.	That means it's good.
well, i don't know if we want to buy all $40 worth...	Hey!  You want good stuff, or you want shit?
we went down to chinatown but they don't have any.	Yeah, well, keep away from those Chinx.  They don't have shit.
and cherry bombs...ash cans...and rockets?	Ok.  For another $5.00 a special on the packs.
yeah.	And cherry bombs...ash cans...and rockets?
well, we want good stuff.	Well, my stuff comes from Maryland... you know what that means?
well, we got $40, and we wanna buy...	All right!  Quiet!  For $40 I could give you...
well the guy over there said...	Yeah, yeah, never mind.  You gotta be careful.
sssh!  quiet.  y'know that's illegal.	Well the guy over there said...
uh...can we give you a check?	A check?  What the...hey, where you kids from?
hey hold it!  gimmie the cash.	Uh...can we give you a check?
nobody sees where i get the stuff. that's good business.  i'll be back in thirty minutes.	Hey hold it!  Gimmie the cash.
can't we come with you?	Nobody sees where I get the stuff. That's good business.  I'll be back in thirty minutes.
i gotta get the stuff.	Can't we come with you?
why?	I gotta get the stuff.
ok, you guys get out, and wait here for me.	Why?
yeah.	Ok.  Wait here.
sure.  and you're gonna take the vows next tuesday, right.	Yeah, I'm gonna worry about you, too.
hey...no more good times like before.  until you come back.	Sure.  And you're gonna take the vows next Tuesday, right.
panther!  same thing...	Hey...no more good times like before.  Until you come back.
panther...	Panther!  Same thing...
listen, try a place with some sun. swimming pools.  palm trees.  girls in little french bathing suits.	Thanks for the ride.
i'll say that i'm travelling.	Listen, try a place with some sun. Swimming pools.  Palm trees.  Girls in little French bathing suits.
and say what?	I'll say that I'm travelling.
listen, i appreciate it, but i'll handle it myself.  i'll write.	And say what?
how about teresa?  i could talk...	Listen, I appreciate it, but I'll handle it myself.  I'll write.
yeah, well thanks, but i got enough to hold me.  my mother can send me some.  i don't know.	How about Teresa?  I could talk...
take it easy.  i only asked because maybe i could, you know, let you have a little something.	Yeah, well thanks, but I got enough to hold me.  My mother can send me some.  I don't know.
hey, come on...	Take it easy.  I only asked because maybe I could, you know, let you have a little something.
no.	Hey, come on...
you flew before?	No.
yeah.	You flew before?
nervous?	Yeah.
so i'll send you a postcard from wherever.  if i get there.	Nervous?
so?	So I'll send you a postcard from wherever.  If I get there.
it's an open ticket.  i can go anywhere up to $350.	So?
i know, i know, stupid.  i mean where you goin'?	It's an open ticket.  I can go anywhere up to $350.
kennedy.	I know, I know, stupid.  I mean where you goin'?
where to?	Kennedy.
hide the gun.  throw it away. anything.  listen, i gotta borrow your car...i think we should take a ride...away from here for the night...you know what i mean?	Ok...but go to a movie first or something...not good to be driving around right away.  You know you can't do much for him now...it's out of your hands.
get out of here before this really goes up.	Hide the gun.  Throw it away. Anything.  Listen, I gotta borrow your car...I think we should take a ride...away from here for the night...you know what I mean?
she don't look jewish.	Sure she is.  She's always in here with some different guy.  You know the way they are.
look at her.	She don't look Jewish.
how do you know?	Look at her.
jewish...	How do you know?
who's the girl?	Jewish...
prophesy to us, oh christ!  who is it that struck thee?	I don't know, but God help him if he does it again!
'thou art then a king?'	'Thou sayest it; I am a king.  This is why I was born and why I have come into this world, to bear witness to the truth.  Everyone who is of the truth hears my voice.'
'my kingdom is not of this world. if my kingdom were of this world my followers would have fought that i might not be delivered to the jews. but, as it is my kingdom is not from here.'	'Thou art then a king?'
'art thou the king of the jews'?	'Dost thou say this of thyself, or have others told thee of me?'
salute!!!	'Art thou the King of the Jews'?
'and with your spirit.'	Salute!!!
may god be with you.	'And with your spirit.'
no.	Anybody wanna have a game?
you are with out a doubt the biggest, most pretentious bullshit thrower i know.  like to see what kind of business you'd do.	Look who's talking.  Pretentious bullshit.  Who's the guy with William Blake and the tigers, eh?
and i wouldn't call it tony's place or charlie's place...  i'd call it something like season of the witch... get it?	You are with out a doubt the biggest, most pretentious bullshit thrower I know.  Like to see what kind of business you'd do.
see what i mean?  a question please...'is this what you call living?'	'Take a little tip from Mack the Knife...'
really wanted to get a little tiger charlie, y'know...a little william blake and all that...	Be careful.
don't go to any trouble.  we believe you... we believe you.	Really wanted to get a little tiger Charlie, y'know...a little William Blake and all that...
keep quiet about this.  i don't have any license for him yet.  i've only had him a couple of days. nobody can feed him except me.  i'm the only one he trusts.  watch.	Don't go to any trouble.  We believe you... We believe you.
you got some mouth!	Johnny, you're a real jerk-off.
it'll be ok - i know those guys. they won't stiff you.	I bet 235.  Because I dreamt of my grandfather - and when he died, the number of the funeral parlour was 235 - so when I dreamt...
the number was 235 - i bet it combination.	It'll be OK - I know those guys. They won't stiff you.
next time, bet with your own kind.	The number was 235 - I bet it combination.
waddaya think?	Not quite...but keep trying.
what are you going to do?  hide me?	Good idea.
forget it.	What are you going to do?  Hide me?
this can't be settled any other way now...i'll take full blame.	Forget it.
no.	This can't be settled any other way now...I'll take full blame.
i think we should see your uncle.	No.
hello, michael.  i've got something for you...not much...but...	He has about twenty-eight bucks... it's all he has on him.
back so soon.	Mind your own business.
don't you move!!!	I'll be here.  Don't worry.
no, i just want to help myself, that's all.	Come on.
no!!!  what do you think i am, crazy???	No, I just want to help myself, that's all.
charlie, twenty-eight bucks is nothing.  the only way to do it is through your uncle...think about it will you?	NO!!!  What do you think I am, crazy???
oh, cut it out, will ya?	Charlie, twenty-eight bucks is nothing.  The only way to do it is through your uncle...think about it will you?
no you're not...	Oh, cut it out, will ya?
take it.  i'm doing it for you, stupid!	No you're not...
you threaten me with my uncle? after what i'm doing for you?	What you're doing for me isn't worth it...believe me!
johnny, i swear to god, if you open your mouth about any of this...	Me?  I wouldn't say a word to my aunt and uncle...or even your uncle, Charlie...
don't be smart.	I'm not smart...I'm stupid, remember. I'm so stupid that you have to look out for me, remember?
well kids...have the bans been announced yet?	Don't be smart.
oh, that's too bad, teresa...	Well kids...have the bans been announced yet?
your cousin here was getting sick, worrying about you.  we've been in here calling...	Oh, that's too bad, Teresa...
shut up!	Yeah, Teresa, shut up!  We don't wanna get Charlie here in trouble, do we?...We love Charlie.
keep your mouth shut.	You tell me that in front of these creeps?
that's what i get for getting involved.  look, on pay-day at least show up at tony's place to meet him, ok?  this way he doesn't think that you're trying to screw him.  if you show good faith and save his face maybe we can talk and he'll take off the interest or make different payment arrangements or something... understand?  i'm not asking i'm telling you!!	I understand.
yeah, take it easy.  will you relax.	That's what I get for getting involved.  Look, on pay-day at least show up at Tony's Place to meet him, ok?  This way he doesn't think that you're trying to screw him.  If you show good faith and save his face maybe we can talk and he'll take off the interest or make different payment arrangements or something... understand?  I'm not asking I'm telling you!!
i don't get involved with anything, you understand that?  nothing!  i'm clean as far as you know...right?	Yeah, take it easy.  Will you relax.
that'll help you out fine.  that's the best way for you, not for me! i swear to god, i'll rip you open if my uncle ever hears a word about this.  you understand?  i don't care what happens, he doesn't find out.	I don't get involved with anything, you understand that?  Nothing!  I'm clean as far as you know...right?
if you had a little talk with your uncle...if anybody can do it, he can.	That'll help you out fine.  That's the best way for you, not for me! I swear to God, I'll rip you open if my uncle ever hears a word about this.  You understand?  I don't care what happens, he doesn't find out.
how?	If you had a little talk with your uncle...if anybody can do it, he can.
charlie, you know the best way to take care of this whole mess.	How?
big deal...in the meantime, it's done...i'll still try to help you out...you know that...but you gotta show some effort...some respect... understand?	Charlie, you know the best way to take care of this whole mess.
i'm sorry charlie...i didn't mean it.	Big deal...in the meantime, it's done...I'll still try to help you out...You know that...but you gotta show some effort...some respect... understand?
it's impossible for you to catch up on the loan now...the interest is going up...$3,000...do you realize that, flash?	I'm sorry Charlie...I didn't mean it.
i'm going to work this week...i mean it.	It's impossible for you to catch up on the loan now...the interest is going up...$3,000...do you realize that, flash?
that's not going to help.	I'm going to work this week...I mean it.
i swear to god charlie...my arm still hurts from the car accident...that's why i didn't go to work.  i swear it.	That's not going to help.
did you see them run!	I swear to God Charlie...my arm still hurts from the car accident...that's why I didn't go to work.  I swear it.
let's get out of here.	Did you see them run!
hey...don't do that...i'm only scaring them.	Stupid bastard...you get your cousin half-sick over this.
don't come any closer!!!	Cut it out stupid.  It's me.
i could have told you that.	We'll get some food from my aunt's. I'll get in through the fire escape. She's always got something.
hey...you got nothing here.	I could have told you that.
i won't wait until tuesday.  i'll break your arms right now.	Listen...I'm a guest here.
ok, now that that's over with...what are you gonna make me for breakfast?	I won't wait until Tuesday.  I'll break your arms right now.
don't promise...just deliver.	Ok, now that that's over with...what are you gonna make me for breakfast?
ok, ok...take it easy.  i'll show. tuesday i'll give michael something. i promise.	Don't promise...just deliver.
i'll tell you what i don't do... i don't owe anybody 2,000 clams plus interest, stupid.  show up or i break both your arms, we understand each other?	Ok, ok...take it easy.  I'll show. Tuesday I'll give Michael something. I promise.
what about your attitude...where's your job...eh?  you talk and talk and i go to work...what do you do?	I'll tell you what I don't do... I don't owe anybody 2,000 clams plus interest, stupid.  Show up or I break both your arms, we understand each other?
you're not supposed to like it. what gets me is your attitude. listen... tomorrow you show up.	What about your attitude...Where's your job...eh?  You talk and talk and I go to work...what do you do?
i don't like loading crates.	You're not supposed to like it. What gets me is your attitude. Listen... tomorrow you show up.
you sick or what?  you forget what we had to do to get you on the trucks, stupid?	I don't like loading crates.
didn't show up.	You sick or what?  You forget what we had to do to get you on the trucks, stupid?
what do you mean?	Didn't show up.
there won't be any this week.	What do you mean?
you couldn't handle shit.  you just better come through with some kind of payment on tuesday...anything. understand?  hold onto your pay- check this week.	There won't be any this week.
don't worry.  i can handle it.	You couldn't handle shit.  You just better come through with some kind of payment on Tuesday...anything. Understand?  Hold onto your pay- check this week.
yeah, big man...get yourself in more trouble.  you make a fool out of him, you're doing the same to me. i signed for you don't forget.	Don't worry.  I can handle it.
wouldn't bother me.	Yeah, big man...get yourself in more trouble.  You make a fool out of him, you're doing the same to me. I signed for you don't forget.
you'd better make a move kid.  he thinks you're trying to screw him.	Wouldn't bother me.
i don't think i should go home looking like this.  you think i could stay at your place tonight? your mother's not there is she?	No, she isn't.
yes, you're gettin' it all over my tie.	Should I slap him?
nah.	C'mon Tony, waddaya say?
it's the truth, i swear.	All right, forget it.  Tony, you got anything we can put on his face?
i know but let's hear it anyway.	I swear to God Charlie, it's the truth.
charlie, i swear on my mother, you're not going to believe this.	I know but let's hear it anyway.
what happened to you flash?	Charlie, I swear on my mother, you're not going to believe this.
drinks for everybody tony...	Giovanino!  Where have you been?
my uncle figured that this week was bad...but about next week...i dunno. maybe you should speak to him yourself.	What can I say?
i should know?  his wife don't even know.  probably off with one of his little girls...i don't know.  i tell you, if he don't give a damn, then i don't give a damn...why should i kill myself?	My uncle figured that this week was bad...but about next week...I dunno. Maybe you should speak to him yourself.
i don't understand, where's groppi?	I should know?  His wife don't even know.  Probably off with one of his little girls...I don't know.  I tell you, if he don't give a damn, then I don't give a damn...Why should I kill myself?
your uncle's a good man...i won't stick him.  either he gets the money or the place and right now he's getting the place.  and tell me why should i care?  i got a partner who's a bum, who doesn't help out...who disappears and leaves me with all the problems.  i should go back to florida...i don't need this.	I don't understand, where's Groppi?
he'd rather have the loan payed, you know that.	Your Uncle's a good man...I won't stick him.  Either he gets the money or the place and right now he's getting the place.  And tell me why should I care?  I got a partner who's a bum, who doesn't help out...who disappears and leaves me with all the problems.  I should go back to Florida...I don't need this.
listen, i should wrap up this place in a ribbon and hand it to him, you know that.  i don't need this aggravation.  i'm getting old.	He'd rather have the loan payed, you know that.
not next week's either...listen...you tell that to giovanni, not me.	Listen, I should wrap up this place in a ribbon and hand it to him, you know that.  I don't need this aggravation.  I'm getting old.
i can't make this week's payment and if this keeps up not next week's either.	Not next week's either...listen...you tell that to Giovanni, not me.
that bad, huh?	I can't make this week's payment and if this keeps up not next week's either.
look charlie, you're a good boy. will you just tell your uncle that i have nothing.  there is nothing to give him.  no envelopes with cash inside, no checks, nothing.	That bad, huh?
what pipes...the ones from last year...those pipes.	Look Charlie, you're a good boy. Will you just tell your uncle that I have nothing.  There is nothing to give him.  No envelopes with cash inside, no checks, nothing.
what pipes?	What pipes...the ones from last year...those pipes.
i was in the basement fixing the pipes.  would you believe that?	What pipes?
no.	I was in the basement fixing the pipes.  Would you believe that?
don't ask...do you have any idea what i've been doing all morning...eh?	No.
ok, how's everything going?	Don't ask...do you have any idea what I've been doing all morning...eh?
hey...you're here.  they told me you're here...and you're here.  how are you?	Ok, how's everything going?
you're really crazy.	You're not going to use that gun, Johnny.
where's the rest?	Yeah, where's the rest?
look, michael, i'll get him here. what do you want me to do, kill him?	Whatever.
be seeing you and johnny tonight... here...right?	We'll be here.
'amen i say to thee, thou wilt not come out from it until thou hast paid the last penny.'	You said it.
he could at least show some respect and show his face, even if he doesn't have the money...	'Amen I say to thee, thou wilt not come out from it until thou hast paid the last penny.'
'but i say to you not to resist the evildoer; on the contrary, if someone takes thy tunic, let him take thy cloak as well...to him who asks of thee, give; and from him who would borrow of thee do not turn away!	He could at least show some respect and show his face, even if he doesn't have the money...
i'll tell you who you can pray for... next payday, i'll be at tony's place...johnny better show or i find him and break his legs...and i mean it.	'But I say to you not to resist the evildoer; on the contrary, if someone takes thy tunic, let him take thy cloak as well...to him who asks of thee, give; and from him who would borrow of thee do not turn away!
'but i say to you, love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who persecute...'	I'll tell you who you can pray for... Next payday, I'll be at Tony's Place...Johnny better show or I find him and break his legs...and I mean it.
charlie, this is business.	'But I say to you, love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, and pray for those who persecute...'
$3,000.  shit!  can we hold it at $3,000?	Charlie, this is business.
$500.  he borrowed that because he wanted to pay off his other loans... now, counting the interest...it's almost $3,000.	$3,000.  Shit!  Can we hold it at $3,000?
how much was the original loan again?	$500.  He borrowed that because he wanted to pay off his other loans... now, counting the interest...it's almost $3,000.
you kiddin.  the way it is now this isn't even interest for two hours.	How much was the original loan again?
he'll be here.  look, take this for now.	You kiddin.  The way it is now this isn't even interest for two hours.
well, he isn't.  nice...real nice.	He'll be here.  Look, take this for now.
$20.	Let's go to the movies...on you.
how much?	$20.
nothin'.  just stiffed those kids. don't want'em comin' back and findin' you...start asking you questions.	How much?
what's a'matter?	Nothin'.  Just stiffed those kids. Don't want'em comin' back and findin' you...start asking you questions.
all right...but understand, i don't like being taken advantage of.  i mean you're in there talking with your uncle and all...this is embarassing.	We'll settle it tonight.
look...i've talked to him and i've talked to him...what more can i do...?  tonight at the party all three of us get together and we knock some sense into his head...ok?	All right...but understand, I don't like being taken advantage of.  I mean you're in there talking with your uncle and all...This is embarassing.
nevamind 'look'...this punk bastard...i call him at work...i say 'johnny boy there?'...he doesn't even show up for work anymore...	Look...I've talked to him and I've talked to him...what more can I do...?  Tonight at the party all three of us get together and we knock some sense into his head...ok?
oh michael, look...	Nevamind 'look'...This punk bastard...I call him at work...I say 'Johnny Boy there?'...He doesn't even show up for work anymore...
you getting out too?	Yeah, thanks, it's ok.
c'mon johnny.	You getting out too?
out!!!!	C'mon Johnny.
ok...that's it.	Out!!!!
disgraceful.	Ok...that's it.
hey, shut up.	Get him in.
michael, give us a lift.	OK, get in.
michael, believe me.  you know the kid's a little crazy sometimes.  i vouched for him and he'll come through.  i promise.  i'll talk to him and straighten him out.  don't worry, ok?	OK.
i don't know that.  that's what i'm telling you.	Michael, believe me.  You know the kid's a little crazy sometimes.  I vouched for him and he'll come through.  I promise.  I'll talk to him and straighten him out.  Don't worry, OK?
you're right.  you're right.  look, i'm not gonna wind up paying his debts.  you know that.	I don't know that.  That's what I'm telling you.
i know that charlie but look at my side.  you undersigned the loans. you vouched for him.  what happens if this kid don't pay me?  i gotta collect from you?  i don't want to do that.  i made a deal with him not you, right?	You're right.  You're right.  Look, I'm not gonna wind up paying his debts.  You know that.
michael, nobody's out to screw you, i guarrantee that.	I know that Charlie but look at my side.  You undersigned the loans. You vouched for him.  What happens if this kid don't pay me?  I gotta collect from you?  I don't want to do that.  I made a deal with him not you, right?
...charlie, don't you think you should be interested in johnny's payments to me?  i think you should be, you know that.	Michael, nobody's out to screw you, I guarrantee that.
i'd like to know charlie, it looks like your little friend is trying to duck me...	...Charlie, don't you think you should be interested in Johnny's payments to me?  I think you should be, you know that.
look...i don't know.  what am i supposed to be, his keeper or something?  yeah, he's supposed to be here but who knows what goes on in his head.  right?	I'd like to know Charlie, it looks like your little friend is trying to duck me...
isn't he supposed to be here tonight...i mean...	Look...I don't know.  What am I supposed to be, his keeper or something?  Yeah, he's supposed to be here but who knows what goes on in his head.  Right?
nope...	Isn't he supposed to be here tonight...I mean...
you seen johnny boy tonight?	Nope...
no...i'll be ok for a week.	You seen Johnny Boy tonight?
sell 'em if you can't smoke them.	No...I'll be ok for a week.
ok, ok...	Sell 'em if you can't smoke them.
for these prices don't be particular. that's all they had - but next week we'll see...	OK, ok...
oh great...hey - winstons?	For these prices don't be particular. That's all they had - but next week we'll see...
why not here...ok nevermind...6th avenue and waverly.	Bye.
ok.  chinese.  we'll meet on the corner of 6th avenue and waverly place after you finish.	Why not here...Ok nevermind...6th Avenue and Waverly.
chinese food?	Ok.  Chinese.  We'll meet on the corner of 6th Avenue and Waverly Place after you finish.
yeah, you know...you greet the people...see them to their tables... well...it'll be different though... listen...why don't we get together and talk after your show tonight.	Chinese food?
hostess?	Yeah, you know...you greet the people...see them to their tables... well...it'll be different though... Listen...why don't we get together and talk after your show tonight.
no...no stripping...as the hostess.	Hostess?
stripper?	No...no stripping...as the hostess.
i was thinking maybe you'd do very nicely for the place.	Stripper?
that's nice.	I was thinking maybe you'd do very nicely for the place.
in a little while...i'm gonna have the opportunity of opening my own place...not here...much nicer than this...uptown...sort of nite-club and restaurant and everything.	That's nice.
i know.	In a little while...I'm gonna have the opportunity of opening my own place...not here...much nicer than this...uptown...sort of nite-club and restaurant and everything.
no, i'm serious...you're really good.	I know.
fine.	No, I'm serious...You're really good.
you know diane...i've been wanting to talk to you for a while now...er... a...  aside from all that joking around we do out there...when you're on...i... a...i really...think that you're a terrific performer...	Fine.
fine.	You know Diane...I've been wanting to talk to you for a while now...er... a...  aside from all that joking around we do out there...when you're on...I... a...I really...think that you're a terrific performer...
diane, how are you feeling?	Fine.
well, maybe you missed something?	Oh yeah, that's a possibility.
who knows?  it's not hard to figure out what she'll wind up like.  when the respect for parents breaks down, that's bad...you know i'm "cumpari" with them...so i take an interest.  you live next door, keep an eye open...but don't get involved.	All right.
what do they expect you to say?	Who knows?  It's not hard to figure out what she'll wind up like.  When the respect for parents breaks down, that's bad...you know I'm "cumpari" with them...so I take an interest.  You live next door, keep an eye open...but don't get involved.
her mother and father come to me and ask advice...she wants to leave...get her own apartment...worries them sick...what am i gonna tell them?  lock her up?	What do they expect you to say?
yeah.  that's what i said, sick in the head.	Her mother and father come to me and ask advice...she wants to leave...get her own apartment...worries them sick...what am I gonna tell them?  Lock her up?
no, she's got epilepsy.	Yeah.  That's what I said, sick in the head.
...the one who's sick, right?  in the head.	No, she's got epilepsy.
teresa.	...The one who's sick, right?  In the head.
his whole family has problems...his cousin, the girl who lives next door to you...	Teresa.
...but it's the same thing, all the same...they're in there by having something on somebody...and when that doesn't work...they fight...our life has honor...we have no show to put on because we do what we have to do.  they know where to come when they need us.  i realize this during the war...world war ii...vito genovese... during wwii he worked with the government, taking care of the docks...	What did he do?
oh yes, he's pretty good.	What I don't understand is why you have to go to college to read these books that you're gonna read anyway.
hemmingway.  killed himself.  i was more upset about that than about groppi, that's for sure.	You know, this boy over here, once, long time ago, tried to enrich my mind...so he gives me a book by this Hemin fella...to read, so I read it.
well, he was always a little crazy... he puts a gun in his mouth...  ...like your friend...comme si chiama...henning?  heming?	Hemmingway.  Killed himself.  I was more upset about that than about Groppi, that's for sure.
i really couldn't believe it when you told me, you know that?	Well, he was always a little crazy... he puts a gun in his mouth...  ...like your friend...comme si chiama...Henning?  Heming?
who me? ...no, i don't know, not me...all i know is...	Our friend, Groppi, went to his mother's house.  And when he was there...at night...
you heard what happened to groppi, eh?	Who me? ...No, I don't know, not me...all I know is...
oh...around...why?	You heard what happened to GROPPI, eh?
hey, where you been?	Oh...around...why?
ok.	Hey, where you been?
take a drink!	Ok.
about oscar...i think he put on this act...about the restaurant being in bad shape and all that. he can't make the payments...i don't know what to make of it.  he says groppi's run off with a girl. i could help if you want.	No...his business is bad.  But I'll decide what to do and you...and you just keep out of anything that might...might...er draw attention to you.
yes, you did.	About Oscar...I think he put on this act...about the restaurant being in bad shape and all that. He can't make the payments...I don't know what to make of it.  He says Groppi's run off with a girl. I could help if you want.
you're right uncle.  i must have gotten it confused with something else.	Yes, you did.
no you weren't.	You're right uncle.  I must have gotten it confused with something else.
about that shooting last night...i was there and...	No you weren't.
fine.  did you have a good time last night?	About that shooting last night...I was there and...
uncle, how are you feeling?	Fine.  Did you have a good time last night?
why don't you take a look around the place if you want?	Oh, that's ok...I've been in and out of this place fifty times.
it's only a couple of courses...just for the draft.	Charlie, couple of courses isn't enough to get you student deferred... I mean if they wanted to draft you, you would've been drafted by now.
"short happy life of francis macomber."	Oh yeah...didn't read it but I saw the movie...Gregory Peck...pretty good.
wha?	"Short Happy Life of Francis Macomber."
"francis macomber."	Wha?
no, c'mon...y'know, i read.	"Francis Macomber."
nothing.	No, c'mon...Y'know, I read.
what was it?	Nothing.
wasn't a book...was a short story.	What was it?
are you sure he didn't say anything to you about tonight?	For God's Sakes...I told you before...nothing.  Charlie, I can't stay in here too long at this hour...will you please listen to me?
honey, i can't talk now...i've gotta run, bye.	But...
charlie...i've got to see you.  i want to talk...	Honey, I can't talk now...I've gotta run, bye.
teresa?...yeah, charlie.  listen, i'm looking for your cousin.  yeah, well today's tuesday, payday.  i haven't seen him all day...no...well, have you got any idea where he is?  i know it's early yet but i'm just getting worried that's all...	Charlie...I've got to see you.  I want to talk...
the building on the corner.  that one!  he's been on the roof a half hour now!	Now don't get excited.  Don't get excited!!
you've been running round too much. bet you've been forgetting your medicine.	The green capsules in the top drawer.
i'm sleepy.	You've been running round too much. Bet you've been forgetting your medicine.
of all people.  now say the truth. do i look like che guevara.  c'mon.	I'm sleepy.
ummmmmmmmmmmmm.	Of all people.  Now say the truth. Do I look like Che Guevara.  C'mon.
...he must have heard the name from those t.v.'s in the hall that were blaring all the time.  i remember guevara was in town at the time. must've heard it from there i guess...but that's funny, isn't it?	Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.
i can take care of myself.  you know that.	I know...I know.
well you can't blame them in a way.	I can take care of myself.  You know that.
you know why...with my parents.	Well you can't blame them in a way.
uhuh...probably a good idea.  why don't you do it this time?	You know why...with my parents.
i'm going to take that apartment uptown.	Uhuh...probably a good idea.  Why don't you do it this time?
you're intolerable today.	Watch your language.
that w.a.s.p. bastard.	You're intolerable today.
no.  of course he lives there. would i point it out to you if he didn't?	That W.A.S.P. bastard.
sure...he lives there?	No.  Of course he lives there. Would I point it out to you if he didn't?
see that...know who lives there? the name george earhardt mean anything to you?	Sure...He lives there?
i know you don't.  you've been very preoccupied lately.	That's the word...preoccupied.
take your time.  i don't care.	I know you don't.  You've been very preoccupied lately.
it was nothing.  i'm almost finished.	Take your time.  I don't care.
yeah...but don't worry about that now.  the hemmingway one is first.	It was nothing.  I'm almost finished.
a paper on that one too?	Yeah...but don't worry about that now.  The Hemmingway one is first.
bore.	A paper on that one too?
ok.	Bore.
no...we can come back in a couple of weeks.  besides, if we're both gone for three days it wouldn't look right.	Ok.
c'mon charlie...one more day.  i'll call in sick for work.	No...we can come back in a couple of weeks.  Besides, if we're both gone for three days it wouldn't look right.
it's still sick.	Not sick...just stupid.  Speaking of stupid, your cousin last night was feeling so good he decided to break into your mother's house...to get some food.
you missed the point.  the kid's a climber...not very bright...but if you get down to his level to look at it his way; he kills a guy who insulted a big man - he gets a reputation.  he thinks he's in good standing.	It's still sick.
it doesn't make any sense.  he wouldn't shoot him just because he insulted a racket guy...not unless it was personal.	You missed the point.  The kid's a climber...not very bright...but if you get down to his level to look at it his way; he kills a guy who insulted a big man - he gets a reputation.  He thinks he's in good standing.
christ, you should have seen it. unbelievable.  the kid would turn around and fire and he would just keep coming at him like rasputin. that kid was scared.  not half as much as we were though.	It doesn't make any sense.  He wouldn't shoot him just because he insulted a racket guy...not unless it was personal.
no.	CHRIST, you should have seen it. Unbelievable.  The kid would turn around and fire and he would just keep coming at him like Rasputin. That kid was scared.  Not half as much as we were though.
did you?	No.
alright... hey, did you hear any more about what happened last night?	Did you?
don't ask.	Alright... Hey, did you hear any more about what happened last night?
what is it now?	Don't ask.
you know...like restaurants, night clubs...	What is it now?
anything specific?	You know...like restaurants, night clubs...
see if you can get your hands on some pamphlets on laws or by laws...or proprietorship...you know...at your place.	Anything specific?
nobody knows anything, believe me.	See if you can get your hands on some pamphlets on laws or by laws...or proprietorship...you know...at your place.
charlie...?	Nobody knows anything, believe me.
maybe, who knows.	Charlie...?
an apartment uptown?  downtown?	Maybe, who knows.
well, if things go the way i hope they'll go, this money business will take care of itself.  god willing.	An apartment uptown?  Downtown?
it's all right.	Well, if things go the way I hope they'll go, this money business will take care of itself.  God willing.
sure...it's not that...i mean...	It's all right.
i don't mind.	Sure...it's not that...I mean...
well...	I don't mind.
please take it.	Well...
here.	Please take it.
well...with the hotel that's ten... fifteen...	Here.
do you have enough?	Well...with the hotel that's ten... fifteen...
ok, we'll go for lunch.	Do you have enough?
i'd like to eat something before i go back to work.	Ok, we'll go for lunch.
count it.	Hey, c'mon - no bullshit - friends.
don't count it...it's all there.	Count it.
what's the matter with this kid?	I feel fine--nothing wrong with me.
girls?  you call those skanks girls?!	What's the matter with this kid?
the girls like it loud.	Girls?  You call those skanks girls?!
lower the fuckin music--i can't hear nothin.	The girls like it loud.
scumbag--	Shut up.
will you guys shut up with the witches and tigers.  tony, you gonna close the place, we get out of here, get something to eat, or what?	We'll close up as soon as everybody leaves.
put it on the little tab so that it balances with the big one.	Yeah, so things'll be even.
which one, the big tab or the little tab?	Put it on the little tab so that it balances with the big one.
and a double for you and charlie here.  and put it on my tab, willya?	Which one, the big tab or the little tab?
you could say that.	This is a heisted car!
you mean it's heisted.	You could say that.
well...no.	You mean it's heisted.
yeah, it's your father's.	Well...no.
no...no.  nooo...it's just that i...i...uh... this ain't my car.	Yeah, it's your father's.
what'sa matter...forget your registration?	No...no.  Nooo...it's just that I...I...uh... this ain't my car.
i know...i know.	What'sa matter...forget your registration?
ah...there's a funny lookin' cab behind us.	I know...I know.
hey... you got stereo.	Yeah, I think so.
yeah...just had it delivered...	Hey... you got stereo.
this is some boat.  your father's?	Yeah...just had it delivered...
come on.	This is some boat.  Your father's?
sal!... fourteen street.	Come on.
hey johnny, where're you goin'?	Sal!... fourteen street.
must have been all the liquor in him.	Quiet please.
friends of yours michael.	Shut up.
just keep him quiet.	Friends of yours Michael.
i know what you're going to say but don't say it.  these drinks are all on the tab.  i'm gonna see you this tuesday payday, i promise.  i give you my word.	You what?
of course!  a double for michael, tony.	I know what you're going to say but don't say it.  These drinks are all on the tab.  I'm gonna see you this Tuesday payday, I promise.  I give you my word.
how about me?  i don't get a drink john?	Of course!  A double for Michael, Tony.
yeah.	Ok guys...have a heart.  This is my business.
sure.	Thanks.
can you spare it?	Sure.
not bad.  $20.  here, $5.	Can you spare it?
how much?	Not bad.  $20.  Here, $5.
dinner?  again?	Haven't you had enough of us, Dad?
look who's talking.	Yeah, speak for yourself.
-- but he does seem very nice.	You think so?
nothing's going on.  maybe he doesn't want to be alone.  he's go- ing to be sixty-five in a minute --	...I don't know, Daddy seems funny to me.  Ever since Joe showed.  It's like he dropped from the clouds...
...we're never all together two nights in a row.  maybe christmas, thanksgiving, that's it.  what's going on?	Nothing's going on.  Maybe he doesn't want to be alone.  He's go- ing to be sixty-five in a minute --
that's your name?	And isn't it a lovely one?  So sturdy, so straight --
you ate?	...I'm here, aren't I?  Wouldn't miss a loose end meeting.  What's on the table for discussion?  Party favors, flowers -- hi Dad, hi Drew --
hi, everybody.  sorry to be late -- had to have dinner with my depart- ment chief --	You ate?
i'm allison, you're 'honey'.	Drew called from the AStar, they're still two minutes away.
did he?  that's more than we get to do.	Well, maybe next time Joe goes, he'll take us along.
he's cute.	Very.
that was 'joe'.	He's cute.
just plain 'joe'?	Love that name.
daddy!  come on, a name.	Yeah, Bill, the suspense is killing me.
his wife?	Unfortunately.  I sat between them at the Bronx Zoo benefit -- it was better than Seconal.
he's coming.	His wife?
did you speak to the governor?	He's coming.
you know, darling, this is going to be a wonderful party.	Yes, it is.
i wasn't going to say --	But that's what you were thinking. And that's okay.  Because I know you love me.  Not like it is with Susan, the way your eyes light up when she comes in the room and the way she always gets a laugh out of you, as opposed to me when I walk in a room and that look comes over your face, "What does she want now?"
that you've been to susan?	I wasn't going to say --
i haven't been the father to you that --	That you've been to Susan?
they respect you.  isn't that a kind of love?	I haven't been the father to you that --
yeah?  and what about my enemies?	They respect you.  Isn't that a kind of love?
i do it because i love you.  because everybody i loved you.  mommy -- wher- ever she is -- susan, quince, the people who work for you, everybody who's ever known you.	Yeah?  And what about my enemies?
do they, m'dear?	-- Plus we've got a baritone with a balalaika coming from The Russian Tea Room.  I've dressed him in a Cossack shirt and he'll sing Nelson Eddy songs.
the fountain is the caspian sea and the sea is serving up caviar.  the 'b's for beluga, the 'p' for petrossian.  of course, they also stand for 'bill' and for 'parrish'.	Do they, m'dear?
it's starting to grow on me.  but what do the 'b' and 'p' mean?	The fountain is the Caspian Sea and the Sea is serving up caviar.  The 'B's for Beluga, the 'P' for Petrossian.  Of course, they also stand for 'Bill' and for 'Parrish'.
hi, daddy, what do you think?	It's starting to grow on me.  But what do the 'B' and 'P' mean?
oh, the goddam party --	'Goddam party'!
it's for the party, dad --	Oh, the goddam party --
i don't like cake.	It's for the party, Dad --
from la rosette, only the greatest pastry chef in america.  this is orange, from real seville oranges.  lemon, on a mille-feuille crust, a little on the fanciful. and a while, nothing like a good old white cake, vanilla, with angel food but some maroons shavings thrown in.	I don't like cake.
who's annie?	From La Rosette, only the greatest pastry chef in America.  This is orange, from real Seville oranges.  Lemon, on a mille-feuille crust, a little on the fanciful. And a while, nothing like a good old white cake, vanilla, with Angel food but some maroons shavings thrown in.
annie made them.	Who's Annie?
what is this?	Annie made them.
i like it.  i like it.  i'm sorry i don't seem more appreciative.	That's okay, Daddy.
you know, we're going to give this party for you whether you like it or not.	I like it.  I like it.  I'm sorry I don't seem more appreciative.
of course.	You know, we're going to give this party for you whether you like it or not.
whatever it was, they'll be here. we sent out invitations to everyone, plane tickets included -- the rsvp's are amazing.  a few of them we didn't hear from, and some of them are dead, of course --	Of course.
conflict, honey.  korean conflict.	Whatever it was, they'll be here. We sent out invitations to everyone, plane tickets included -- the RSVP's are amazing.  A few of them we didn't hear from, and some of them are dead, of course --
from the korean war.	Conflict, honey.  Korean Conflict.
who?	From the Korean War.
did you know twenty-six members of your rifle company are coming?	Who?
now, i'm getting interested.  i want to know more ---	We've got some things to discuss.
-- black.	Whew, at last.  Nice to meet you, Mr. Black.
daddy.  does your friend have a name?	A name?
oh, you couldn't be more wrong, sweetheart.  i can' tell you how much i appreciate it and how i'm looking forward to it.	Good.  Songs.  What songs should Sidney -- Pancho and his six men we can forget about -- what songs do you think he should play?
and you could care less --	Oh, you couldn't be more wrong, sweetheart.  I can' tell you how much I appreciate it and how I'm looking forward to it.
i know you do, darling.	And you could care less --
i lay awake nights in a cold sweat, i want this party to be like some- thing mom would have made for you, i want it to be perfect --	I know you do, darling.
what, honey?	I lay awake nights in a cold sweat, I want this party to be like some- thing Mom would have made for you, I want it to be perfect --
isn't it enough to be on this earth sixty-five years without having to be reminded of it.	No.
calm down, daddy, you'll see, you're going to love it.	Isn't it enough to be on this earth sixty-five years without having to be reminded of it.
i hate parties --	Calm down, Daddy, you'll see, you're going to love it.
allison, i trust you.  this is your thing.	But it's your birthday.
fireworks.  update -- we're con- structing the number '65' on the barge, archers from the state college at new paltz will shoot flaming arrows at it, when it catches fire it will give us the effect of a viking funeral with none of the morbidity... the hudson river authority says, for you, they'll make a special dispensation - of course there'll be an overtime bill for the poughkeepsie fire dept...	Allison, I trust you.  This is your thing.
not much more.  big day in the big city.  what's on your mind?	Fireworks.  Update -- we're con- structing the number '65' on the barge, archers from the State College at New Paltz will shoot flaming arrows at it, when it catches fire it will give us the effect of a Viking funeral with none of the morbidity... The Hudson River Authority says, for you, they'll make a special dispensation - of course there'll be an overtime bill for the Poughkeepsie Fire Dept...
have you got a minute?	Not much more.  Big day in the big city.  What's on your mind?
hi, allison --	Have you got a minute?
daddy!	Hi, Allison --
but what?	What will I tell Annie?
yeah, but --	But what?
honey --!	You know what I'm saying, Joe?
yeah, they hit the calf over the head with a mallet and then luisa hits it again in the kitchen.	Honey --!
paillarde of veal.	Yeah, they hit the calf over the head with a mallet and then Luisa hits it again in the kitchen.
please don't be negative, drew, we have an acceptance list that would do the white house proud -- the secretary-general of the un, the chairman of the fcc, nine senators, i don't know how many congressmen, and at least twelve of the fortune '500'.	No jocks?  A twenty-game winner or a Masters champion?  Someone I could talk to.  Or would talk to me.
what about the mayor?	He said he would be there with bells on.
okay.  all aboard - new york, new york!	Remember everybody, tonight, dinner in the city at Daddy's.  You too, Drew.  We've still got some loose ends --
honey, please.	Okay.  All aboard - New York, New York!
red or white?	Both.
okay, give me a bottle of wine.	Red or white?
i'm afraid this is a wine bar, mr. quince.	Okay, give me a bottle of wine.
well sir, it's 9:30 in the morning.	9:30's almost 10:30.  Where I come from, the sun's over the yardarm, m'boy, and the cocktail lamp is lit.
what do you do that for?	Well sir, it's 9:30 in the morning.
pinot grigio.  we're considering it for the appetizer.	What do you do that for?
and that?	Pinot Grigio.  We're considering it for the appetizer.
-- the late harvest riesling, mr. quince, a possibility for dessert.	And that?
...this shit's not bad.	-- The late harvest Riesling, Mr. Quince, a possibility for dessert.
i thought you were buying my company.	Oh, Mr. Parrish, I could never buy Parrish Communications.  I could pay for it, of course, but it would always have your imprint.
left field somewhere.  well, bill, i want to come in from the outfield, bat cleanup like you have, learn the plush ropes --	I thought you were buying my company.
i'm sorry, i don't recall --	Left field somewhere.  Well, Bill, I want to come in from the outfield, bat cleanup like you have, learn the plush ropes --
we've met before, y'know, that white house function, the president had you on his right and you know where i was?	I'm sorry, I don't recall --
good, good.  glad to hear it.	We've met before, y'know, that White House function, the President had you on his right and you know where I was?
bill, thanks for coming over...  and how're you doing today, drew?  you've got a firecracker here, the kid's really set the table.	Good, good.  Glad to hear it.
toast?  no...just the butter.	Right away.
how would you like that, sir?  on some kind of toast?	Toast?  No...just the butter.
i would prefer some peanut butter.	How would you like that, sir?  On some kind of toast?
'laura scudder's peanut butter'.  you like it?	I would say, sir, it is right up there with Jif and Skippy.  But miles ahead of Peter Pan.  Like a taste?
you mean this, sir?	'Laura Scudder's Peanut Butter'.  You like it?
what are you eating.	You mean this, sir?
yes sir, mr. black, a pleasure.	What are you eating.
hello.  i'm joe black.  nice to meet you.	Yes sir, Mr. Black, a pleasure.
yes, sir?	Hello.  I'm Joe Black.  Nice to meet you.
that's it.  it's over.  get out.	So I guess a blowjob's out of the question?
oh, you're the great joe's attorney now?  are we going to go to court? or are we going to go to bed?  and i don't mean you and me.  i mean you and him.	That's it.  It's over.  Get out.
well... goodnight.	Yeah.  Goodnight.
no, not okay.  i thought we had a good thing going here.  it shows you never know.	Well... goodnight.
sorry, but i like the way he looks and talks to me.  and vice versa. okay?	No, not okay.  I thought we had a good thing going here.  It shows you never know.
that may be.  but i don't like the fucker.  i don't like the way he looks at you and talks to you.  and vice versa.	Sorry, but I like the way he looks and talks to me.  And vice versa. Okay?
drew, you're out of line.	That may be.  But I don't like the fucker.  I don't like the way he looks at you and talks to you.  And vice versa.
daddy'll do fine.  besides, he's got joe.  and so do you.	Drew, you're out of line.
you don't mean that.  you wouldn't disappoint daddy --	Daddy'll do fine.  Besides, he's got Joe.  And so do you.
include me out.  i've had enough of the conversations.	You don't mean that.  You wouldn't disappoint Daddy --
...see you tomorrow night.	Include me out.  I've had enough of the conversations.
-- did i hear 'business'?	What 'business'?
hello, beautiful.	Hi.
bontecou wants a speedier response than that.	He'll wait --
we're not getting anywhere here. why don't we take some of the best out of this thing, let's consider it coolly, let's take a week --	Bontecou wants a speedier response than that.
thank you for coming.	Hello, Quince.
you're taking this too far, drew.	Am I not obligated to?
bill's birthday is the day after tomorrow.  there is a provisory by- law in our charter.  per the discre- tion of the board, corporate off- icers can be retired at age sixty- five.	You're taking this too far, Drew.
and what would that be?	Bill's birthday is the day after tomorrow.  There is a provisory by- law in our charter.  Per the discre- tion of the Board, Corporate off- icers can be retired at age sixty- five.
i appreciate your gentlemanliness, bill, but what we need to do here is drive the dagger home --	The dagger --?
i'm not stepping anywhere --	I appreciate your gentlemanliness, Bill, but what we need to do here is drive the dagger home --
so tell me, tell me, i'm peeing in my pants.	-- And now you're going to pee some more.
no, i don't --	Not good, not bad, you know what we got?  Nothing.  No credit, no cars, no mortgages -- no wives.  Nothing.
perhaps you could remind me.	I'll make a note of it.  Anything else?
is this a state secret or are we being excluded just for the fun of it?	Susan's patient is whom we are talking about.
but i know she's grateful for the care you're giving her.	Is this a state secret or are we being excluded just for the fun of it?
who are we talking about?	But I know she's grateful for the care you're giving her.
no.	Well, I'm going to tell you anyway. I did cheat on that exam at Groton. But so did twenty-six other guys, and nobody ever mentioned it until today.  And I'm expecting you won't mention it again.  I don't know who you are and where you're getting your information, but I'm willing to pretend I did not hear it, and let bygones be bygones.  But can I tell you something else, it'd be nice to see the big guy without you next to him.  What are you, his shadow?  Do you hold his dick for him when he goes to take a leak?  You know some- times somebody would like a few min- utes alone with W.P.  That means without you.  Okay, pal?  Let's eat.
may i interrupting?	Yes.
it doesn't matter.	Then why did you bring it up?
of whom?	It doesn't matter.
it's just a saying, mr. black,	Of whom?
what an odd pairing.	It's just a saying, Mr. Black,
yes.	What an odd pairing.
"death and taxes"?	Yes.
yes.	"Death and Taxes"?
cold.	And a glass.
hot or cold.	Cold.
why yes, thank you.	Hot or cold.
anything else, mr. black?  how about some water?	Why yes, thank you.
do you have any more of these deli- cious cookies?	Anything else, Mr. Black?  How about some water?
the board of parrish communications - is hereby called to order.  our sole order of business is an acceptance of john bontecou's generous offer and --	Do you have any more of these deli- cious cookies?
thank you.	The Board of Parrish Communications - is hereby called to order.  Our sole order of business is an acceptance of John Bontecou's generous offer and --
nice to see you.  i didn't expect you, but certainly you can't get enough of a good thing.	Thank you.
here...	'Here'?
incidentally, joe, where're you staying?	Here...
i didn't say.	Joe sounds like a ringer, Bill.  I have the feeling you guys got the broad strokes already.  Need any help with the details?
what side of the industry did you say you were on?	I didn't say.
we have an arrangement now.	What side of the industry did you say you were on?
you're talking through your hat. you're offering a deal because you've got no proof.	Proof?  We've got plenty of proof.
you get not to go to jail.	You're talking through your hat. You're offering a deal because you've got no proof.
and what do i get?	You get not to go to jail.
no lawyers, drew.  we're going to offer you a deal.	And what do I get?
i think i'd like to talk to my lawyer --	No lawyers, Drew.  We're going to offer you a deal.
the board didn't know you're a mole who burrowed inside so you could bury us all.	Is this Mr. Black's fantasy?  Another one of his whoppers?  Aren't you sick of this asshole lurking around? No one knows who he is, but one thing everyone does know, he somehow got your ear and has been pouring poison into it ever since.
i don't know where you get that idea -- the board agreed --	The Board didn't know you're a mole who burrowed inside so you could bury us all.
in english, please.	Mandatory retirement upon our Chairman's sixty-fifth birthday.
but who is he?  what are his creden- tials?  what is his relationship to you?	In English, please.
i've already introduced mr. black to you all.	But who is he?  What are his creden- tials?  What is his relationship to you?
certainly, bill.	Are you running this Board or am I?
yes, you are to understand that, and now may i ask you a question?	Certainly, Bill.
so i am to understand from your re- sponse that you do not want to hear the details of bontecou's offer?	Yes, you are to understand that, and now may I ask you a question?
i'm not interested in the details. and i'm not interested in the big picture either.  what i am inter- ersted in is how my board got conven- ed behind my back, is entertaining a further proposal from a man whom it offends me to do business with, moreover has the audacity to present this to me like a prize fish, and i am expected to clap for it like a performing seal.  no, thank you.	So I am to understand from your re- sponse that you do not want to hear the details of Bontecou's offer?
don't you want to hear the details?	I'm not interested in the details. And I'm not interested in the big picture either.  What I am inter- ersted in is how my Board got conven- ed behind my back, is entertaining a further proposal from a man whom it offends me to do business with, moreover has the audacity to present this to me like a prize fish, and I am expected to clap for it like a performing seal.  No, thank you.
the answer is no, quick enough for you?	Don't you want to hear the details?
bontecou wants a quick response and --	The answer is no, quick enough for you?
that's it?	Bontecou wants a quick response and --
did you want to have a cup of coffee or something, bill?	I don't think so.  Do you?
i think it's time you went home, drew.	Certainly.  Goodnight.
i'm just giving you the truth.  there was a time when william parrish liked the truth.	I think it's time you went home, Drew.
i'm feeling real uncomfortable right now because the guy who reports to me is threatening me.	I'm just giving you the truth.  There was a time when William Parrish liked the truth.
yours.	I'm feeling real uncomfortable right now because the guy who reports to me is threatening me.
whose?	Yours.
with all due respect, you damn well better care because if you try to stonewall them again, there'll be blood on the floor.	Whose?
i don't care.	With all due respect, you damn well better care because if you try to stonewall them again, there'll be blood on the floor.
what do you think the board is going to say when i tell them that?	I don't care.
over my dead body.	What do you think the Board is going to say when I tell them that?
if i read this board right now, they want you to accept bontecou's offer.	Over my dead body.
what are their feelings?	If I read this Board right now, they want you to accept Bontecou's offer.
yes, you made your feeling abun- dantly clear.  now they want to do the same with theirs.	What are their feelings?
what is there to say?  they know what john bontecou is -- and if they didn't, they know now.	Yes, you made your feeling abun- dantly clear.  Now they want to do the same with theirs.
okay, we'll see you tomorrow.	Sure.
i have to go, bill -- it's been a helluva day.  need a few minutes to sort everything out.	Okay, we'll see you tomorrow.
mind if i throw up?	Please, Drew.
for how long?  and why?	Please.  Don't worry about him.  And above all, don't antagonize him.
you're competitive soul, drew. that's what makes you a great addi- tion to the money.  joe is just... around.	For how long?  And why?
as much as joe's?	You're competitive soul, Drew. That's what makes you a great addi- tion to the money.  Joe is just... around.
i was a little abrupt with you this afternoon, drew.  forgive me.  i want you to know i value your advice.	As much as Joe's?
i thought this was practically a done deal --	Well now it's undone, okay?  Forget Bontecou!  Scrub him!  I'm tired of his fancy name and his fancy offer. I'm not going for it.
joe, cut it out.  and you too, drew.	I thought this was practically a done deal --
why?	I was hired, you told me, to help bring Parrish Communications into the 21st Century.  This merger is the vehicle --
how nice for you both.	Why?
joe and i have no secrets from each other.	How nice for you both.
before i do --  i was hoping we might be alone, bill.	Joe and I have no secrets from each other.
sit down, drew.	Before I do --  I was hoping we might be alone, Bill.
'just kidding'?	Sit down, Drew.
no.	'Just kidding'?
shall we adjourn?	But the matter's still on the table, Bill --
glad i could be of some help.	Shall we adjourn?
i am now.	Glad I could be of some help.
you're not familiar with the phrase, "in this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes"?	I am now.
sorry.  i know it looks like i'm reversing my field.	That's your privilege, Bill.  But given our needs, given the absolute necessity for growth, given the fu- ture, the truth is... joining John Bontecou is every bit as certain as - Death and Taxes.
...sounds like you're not leaving much room for discussion.	Sorry.  I know it looks like I'm reversing my field.
no --	I get the feeling you've done some business before.
have we met?	Uh -- he's from out of town --
what do you mean?	Like 'Smith' or 'Jones --'
is there any more to it?	What do you mean?
yes.	Is there any more to it?
'joe...'	Yes.
sorry...um - you - you know it's gone right out of my head --	What?!
yeah, something he goes by --	Oh, excuse me.  This is -- uh -- this is --
as close as a deal could be.	Olympic.
so... board convenes tomorrow, you'll recommend, we close and it's a deal, right?	As close as a deal could be.
like a marriage made in heaven?	You have a way with words.
i thought it was great, i thought you and big john would be like a couple of bulls in a china shop --  instead it was --	Like a marriage made in heaven?
me, too.	I thought it was great, I thought you and Big John would be like a couple of bulls in a china shop --  Instead it was --
i'm all excited --	Me, too.
our first annual report, must be thirty-five years ago now, i owned two stations, i wrote down a state- ment of purpose, that one day you would wake up to a parrish radio station, read a parrish paper at breakfast, catch our news on tele- vision during the day, and go to bed with one of our books or magazines and you would always be told the truth and in the bargain, have a good time.	That's great!  Wait 'til I show it to Bontecou.
do you think i need a haircut?	Bill, after this deal, you'll be able to afford one.
it's going to be great --	Do you think I need a haircut?
sounds good.	It's going to be great --
...tomorrow we sign off -- photo opportunity, you and big john, it'll lead network news.  okay so far?	Sounds good.
why yes, bill, i was saying to quince --	No no, not you.
did you just hear something?	Why yes, Bill, I was saying to Quince --
i was saying to quince we won't need --	Did you just hear something?
'yes' to the deal?	Maybe, who knows?  You know how voices are.  Let's go.
'yes'.	'Yes' to the deal?
what'd it say?	'Yes'.
in my sleep.	What'd it say?
a voice?	In my sleep.
'thoughts'?  not a one -- but i did hear a voice last night.	A voice?
well, it's a big day.  wanted to line up a few ducks before kickoff. any thoughts?  last minute refine- ments or variations?	'Thoughts'?  Not a one -- but I did hear a voice last night.
good morning, drew.  thanks for coming out.	Well, it's a big day.  Wanted to line up a few ducks before kickoff. Any thoughts?  Last minute refine- ments or variations?
well, you've got him by the short- hairs.	Yeah, the short, gray hairs.
he said that?	Well, you've got him by the short- hairs.
he had no choice.  you're a formidable adversary.	He said that?
this is damn big of bill, i also think it's smart.	He had no choice.  You're a formidable adversary.
i don't want to get rich this way -- i'm going to expose you.	Go right ahead.  Tell William Parrish how you betrayed him at a secret Board meeting.  And tell Allison how you got her father fired -- and he lost his company.
the train's left the station, pal, and you're aboard.  would you like to hear the silver lining?  check that, gold.  i've been working with john bontecou all along.  we had a game plan -- acquire parrish communications then break it apart and peddle it piece-by-piece to the highest bidder.  i set it up for him, he smacks it out of the park.	I don't want to get rich this way -- I'm going to expose you.
but i didn't mean to do it!	The train's left the station, pal, and you're aboard.  Would you like to hear the silver lining?  Check that, gold.  I've been working with John Bontecou all along.  We had a game plan -- acquire Parrish Communications then break it apart and peddle it piece-by-piece to the highest bidder.  I set it up for him, he smacks it out of the park.
quince, you can't unscramble scrambled eggs.	But I didn't mean to do it!
i'm going to put a stop to this!	Quince, you can't unscramble scrambled eggs.
that we did.  thanks to you.  he was wobbling, mind you, but you spplied the coup de grace.	I'm going to put a stop to this!
what have you done?  you've gotten the old man fired!	That we did.  Thanks to you.  He was wobbling, mind you, but you spplied the coup de grace.
'it's up to joe'?	That's what he said.
the timing -- yes.  he says it's up to joe.	'It's up to Joe'?
-- but he was concerned about the timing?	The timing -- yes.  He says it's up to Joe.
he was interested.	-- But he was concerned about the timing?
how did bill react to the leads you've developed?	He was interested.
well, i'm happy to tell you i've got good news.  as i was telling drew, i've been making a little hay while the bontecou sun was shining -- two, possibly three new and boiling hot prospects for merger.	How did Bill react to the leads you've developed?
i'd like to come, too.  see susan strut her stuff.	You're on, Quin-cee.  Destination Hospital.  Joe, you'll be the Tour Guide.  Okay?  How's that sound to you?
i thought so, too.  joe's a neat guy.	Yeah.  Neat.
well, that's very interesting.	I thought so, too.  Joe's a neat guy.
yeah, that's what he said.	Well, that's very interesting.
'it's up to joe', huh?	Yeah, that's what he said.
yeah.	'It's up to Joe', huh?
'it's up to joe'?  those were his words?	Yeah.
we'll do it together.  i'll clue you in.  timing's got to be right.  the old man says it's up to joe.	'It's up to Joe'?  Those were his words?
are you?	We'll do it together.  I'll clue you in.  Timing's got to be right.  The old man says it's up to Joe.
never mind bontecou.  i've got some other merger possibilities up my sleeve, and i'm putting them to see old man.	Are you?
thanks, quince.	Never mind Bontecou.  I've got some other merger possibilities up my sleeve, and I'm putting them to see old man.
...i know you're down, but you know when you're down, drew, there's no place to go but up.	Thanks, Quince.
well, i guess he's found one.	Joe, you do get around.
you're overthinking it --	I don't think they're ordinary.  I love keychains.
quince, m'man, thanks for the offer, but it's all set for just me and bill. more people might --	I know.  Gum up the works.
hey, this is it, the hour approach- es, i'm getting all excited.  so what do you think, is it --  -- just the 'executive committee' or could you guys use me?	Quince, m'man, thanks for the offer, but it's all set for just me and Bill. More people might --
only flowers i wan' see's one's over my peaceful self restin' in the dutty.	Can do no right by people.  Come to take, you wan' to stay, leave you stay, you wan' to go.  Rahtid!
brung you flowers and all i gettin's facety back.	Only flowers I wan' see's one's over my peaceful self restin' in the dutty.
schoolboy tings is you head. badness for you, badness for her, badness for me, lyin' here tumor, big as breadfruit, poison my inners an' waiting.	Brung you flowers and all I gettin's facety back.
don' need you okayin'.	Schoolboy tings is you head. Badness for you, badness for her, badness for me, lyin' here tumor, big as breadfruit, poison my inners an' waiting.
rass!	Don' need you okayin'.
she knows how she feel.	Rass!
she knows you real self?	She knows how she feel.
i am.	She knows you real self?
you loved back?	I am.
yah.	You loved back?
my doctor lady?	Mine, too.
yes.	My Doctor Lady?
oh, you come to see doctor lady?	Yes.
nuthin'.	Oh, you come to see Doctor Lady?
doctor?  what could be wrong wit' you?	Nuthin'.
no, i come to see doctor.	Doctor?  What could be wrong wit' you?
none facety, mistah.  you come for me?  dat's good news.	No, I come to see Doctor.
don' be facety, woman.	None facety, mistah.  You come for me?  Dat's good news.
not time yet.	Make it time.
can, mistah.  take me to dat nex' place.	Not time yet.
can't, sistah.	Can, mistah.  Take me to dat nex' place.
not dis pain.  dis pain tru an' tru. make it go 'way.	Can't, sistah.
doctor lady make it irey.	Not dis pain.  Dis pain tru an' tru. Make it go 'way.
make it go 'way.	Doctor lady make it irey.
i nuttin' to do wi' dat.	Make it go 'way.
some spot you pick.	I nuttin' to do wi' dat.
no, no.  i on holiday.	Some spot you pick.
you wait here'n to take us?  like you bus driver to dere?	No, no.  I on holiday.
i from dat nex' place.	You wait here'n to take us?  Like you bus driver to dere?
what you then?	I from dat nex' place.
obeah evil.  i not evil.	What you then?
obeah.	Obeah evil.  I not evil.
what?	Didn't you call a Board meeting?
the board is waiting.	What?
good morning, jennifer.	The Board is waiting.
good morning, mr. parrish.	Good morning, Jennifer.
jennifer.	Of course, Mr. Parrish.  Right away.
didn't the family get together last night --?	Jennifer.
-- and call my family, i'd like them to come over for dinner tonight.	Didn't the family get together last night --?
no.  nothing.	Nothing?
lunch is 'in' today, have you given it any thought --_	No.  Nothing.
sure.	Lunch is 'in' today, have you given it any thought --_
i've been buzzing you, mr. parrish. are you all right?	Sure.
good morning, mr. parrish.	Hi, Jennifer.
do you think i should wait to tell him 'till after the party?	No.
you think so?  how do you know?	Because that's the kind of man Bill Parrish is.
oh yes, you are one of my favorites.	What would you say if you knew it was me who brought down Bill Parrish?  I told Drew and the Board that Bill depended on you.  Drew led me on, but I had no business telling him in the first place.  He was setting up Bill from day one.  Drew and Bontecou are going to chop up the company and sell it off for parts. Bontecou was outside, Drew was Mr. Inside.  And I was the fool who made it all happen.  Oh God, what do I do?
free to love each other.  com- pletely.  totally.  no fear.	Oh yes, you are one of my favorites.
what do you mean 'free'?	Free to love each other.  Com- pletely.  Totally.  No fear.
yeah, it's like you know every inch of each other's souls -- and then you're free.	What do you mean 'free'?
'the deepest, darkest secrets --'?	Yeah, it's like you know every inch of each other's souls -- and then you're free.
because there's nothing we don't know about each other and it's okay. i mean the deeper, darkest secrets -- they don't matter.	'The deepest, darkest secrets --'?
but she loves you?	Because there's nothing we don't know about each other and it's okay. I mean the deeper, darkest secrets -- they don't matter.
i was a world-class loser and she was a happy, little rich girl -- and for some reason she took me in.	But she loves you?
how did you meet?	I was a world-class loser and she was a happy, little rich girl -- and for some reason she took me in.
oh yes, i do.	How did you meet?
you love allison, don't you?	Oh yes, I do.
'love'?  oh, man, i've got troubles of my own.	You love Allison, don't you?
love.	'Love'?  Oh, man, I've got troubles of my own.
confused, huh?  about what?	Love.
do i?  i'm a little confused.	Confused, huh?  About what?
c'mon, have a drink.  you look like you need one bad as me.	Do I?  I'm a little confused.
thanks.	You're welcome.
and you're a nice man, quince.	Thanks.
you're an original, joe.  a little hard to figure, maybe...	And you're a nice man, Quince.
on the other hand, winston churchill drank a bottle of cognac a day and lived until he was ninety-one.	You're an original, Joe.  A little hard to figure, maybe...
i didn't know that.	On the other hand, Winston Churchill drank a bottle of cognac a day and lived until he was ninety-one.
cirrhosis of the liver is the fifth leading killer of adult western males.	I didn't know that.
that's very gracious of you, quince.	No problem.  I'll leave you two alone.  I can tell you guys have something on the fire --
don't bother asking, we already tried.	It's so very nice to see you again.
black.	Hey, this is fun.
how long you here, joe?	As long as it takes.
you bet.  i'm king of my rotisserie league.	Are you?
yes?	You bet.  I'm king of my Rotisserie League.
'joe black'.  won fifteen and lost two for the brooklyn dodgers in 1952.	Yes?
you think so?	Yeah...and you're the prettier thing here.
well, i don't know what else to say. it's a helluva party --	You think so?
that's it?	Well, I don't know what else to say. It's a helluva party --
-- yes?	Thank you for loving me.
susan --	-- Yes?
hold me --	Susan --
i love you now, i'll love you always --	Hold me --
tell me you love me -- tell me you love me now --	I love you now, I'll love you always --
but you're not.  you're somewhere else.  you're someone else --	Tell me you love me -- tell me you love me now --
i'm still here.	But you're not.  You're somewhere else.  You're someone else --
i - uh --	You want me to wait for you, you'll be back --
-- that was the place... and you were the guy.	I - uh --
the 'coffee shop' --	-- That was the place... and you were the guy.
and i said you'd have a hard time finding a woman like that.	The 'coffee shop' --
did i say that?	And I said you'd have a hard time finding a woman like that.
i believe that, don't you?	Yes, that's why I said it.
it's a saying.	I believe that, don't you?
'love will find out the way'?	It's a saying.
'love will find out the way'.	'Love will find out the way'?
what will we do?	'Love will find out the way'.
lightning struck.  we caught it in a bottle.  don't let it out.  i want to be with you, joe --	What will we do?
will it?	Lightning struck.  We caught it in a bottle.  Don't let it out.  I want to be with you, Joe --
don't.  that will come later.	Will it?
but there's so much to tell you --	Don't.  That will come later.
we know all that we need to know --	But there's so much to tell you --
we know so little about each other --	We know all that we need to know --
then don't.	We know so little about each other --
no worse than it gets for me.  i'm in love with a woman whom i don't want to leave.	Then don't.
it gets worse.	No worse than it gets for me.  I'm in love with a woman whom I don't want to leave.
i can tell you the when part.  tonight.	It gets worse.
and you can't tell me who you are.	I can tell you the when part.  Tonight.
well -- i --	And you can't tell me who you are.
where are you going?	Well -- I --
yes.  your father and i, our time together has come to an end.	Where are you going?
it beats a surgical, doesn't it?	Yes.  Your father and I, our time together has come to an end.
i love you in an evening gown.	It beats a surgical, doesn't it?
i like you in a black tie.	I love you in an evening gown.
for how long?	Oh, I hope a long, long time.
nowhere?  i'm...here.	For how long?
where are you going?	Nowhere?  I'm...here.
yes!	Where are you going?
more than you love peanut butter?	Yes!
i loved it.	More than you love peanut butter?
did you like making love to me?	I loved it.
...no.	Maybe it's the draft through the door.
he must be tired -- this bontecou thing --	Yes, he's tired.  I believe so.
he's taking a nap.	He must be tired -- this Bontecou thing --
i just thought i'd drop by, scrounge a little lunch, i was in the neigh- borhood --	How beautiful.
i am.	I just thought I'd drop by, scrounge a little lunch, I was in the neigh- borhood --
you're here?	I am.
and is your heart beating strangely?	Faster.  And I want the scent from underneath your ears and the taste of your lips and the touch of your tongue to stay with me -- forever.
well...i'm -- uh, joe.  and you're susan.  and i - uh - have this weak feeling in my knees --	And is your heart beating strangely?
i don't know who you are.	Well...I'm -- uh, Joe.  And you're Susan.  And I - uh - have this weak feeling in my knees --
yes?	I don't know who you are.
never tried, 'til now.  joe, may i kiss you?	Why, yes.  Thank you.
-- could you?	Never tried, 'til now.  Joe, may I kiss you?
it was everything.	-- Could you?
thank you.	It was everything.
-- i guess you haven't.	Thank you.
i love your smell.	-- I guess you haven't.
i'm sorry about --	Please.  We don't need to talk about Drew.
almost.	I said get out.
you first.	Why don't you get off his case?
'to bed'?	Yes.  I'm tired.
to bed.	'To bed'?
where are you going?	To bed.
gay?	No.
no.	Gay?
girlfriend?	No.
no, i'm not.	Girlfriend?
because guys who never say anything about themselves are always married.	No, I'm not.
why?	Because guys who never say anything about themselves are always married.
how long have you been standing there?	I don't like the way Drew spoken to you.  But I feel better about it now because of the way you spoke back.
we're doing what we can for her. but it doesn't look good.	I'm sorry to hear that.
has her pain abated?	We're doing what we can for her. But it doesn't look good.
i am, too.	Has her pain abated?
i'm very concerned about the woman you attended to today.	I am, too.
it comforts you, doesn't it?	Yes...I've found that it does.
yes...	It comforts you, doesn't it?
i adore things like that....food i can't do without.  don't you?	Yes...
i don't know.	I adore things like that....food I can't do without.  Don't you?
why do you love peanut butter so much?	I don't know.
i mean i appreciate that.	And I appreciate you, too.
excuse me?	I mean I appreciate that.
i appreciate you --	Excuse me?
it wasn't an intrusion.  and if it was, it turned out to be welcome.	I appreciate you --
well, now i am sorry.  for intruding on you this afternoon.	It wasn't an intrusion.  And if it was, it turned out to be welcome.
i thought you said 'be sorry for nothing'.	Well, now I am sorry.  For intruding on you this afternoon.
i wanted to apologize, susan --	I thought you said 'Be sorry for nothing'.
i have to go, i'm sorry to say --	Be sorry for nothing.
not now.	I have to go, I'm sorry to say --
joe, i'm with drew.	Not now.
she's in a great deal of pain.	Yes.
patients have visitors, not doctors.	I don't mind --
and i'll be a visitor.	Patients have visitors, not doctors.
that's impossible.  i'm a doctor, i'm --	And I'll be a visitor.
whatever you do.	That's impossible.  I'm a doctor, I'm --
watch me do what?	Whatever you do.
very well, i'll watch.	Watch me do what?
i don't have any time to see you now.  i'm doing grand rounds and then i'm examining back-to-back patients until dinner and then --	Very well, I'll watch.
i came to see you.	I don't have any time to see you now.  I'm doing grand rounds and then I'm examining back-to-back patients until dinner and then --
then why are you here, joe?	I came to see you.
oh goodness, no.	Then why are you here, Joe?
joe --	How nice you look.  Is that your uniform?
yes?	I think you want to go to the west wing.  Through there.
goodnight, joe.	Goodnight to you, Susan.
did you know you have a wet spot on your shoulder?	Goodnight, Joe.
yes?	Did you know you have a wet spot on your shoulder?
susan?	Yes?
i'm sorry to say i know what you're saying.	Susan?
i have a certain function to per- form, and that seems to take all of my time.  bu sometimes - uh - i speculate - uh - i haven't left room for - uh - anything else.	I'm sorry to say I know what you're saying.
yes --?	I have a certain function to per- form, and that seems to take all of my time.  Bu sometimes - uh - I speculate - uh - I haven't left room for - uh - anything else.
i don't have any.	I can see why.
i've got plenty of friends.	I don't have any.
i guess what i'm trying to say is -- i'd like us to be friends.	I've got plenty of friends.
no, joe, i'm swimming here.  then i'm going home.	I guess what I'm trying to say is -- I'd like us to be friends.
i'm sorry.  do you live here?	No, Joe, I'm swimming here.  Then I'm going home.
drew is none of your damn business. nor is where i put my mouth.	I'm sorry.  Do you live here?
when you put your mouth to his, susan, it seems a frequent thing.	Drew is none of your damn business. Nor is where I put my mouth.
come again?	When you put your mouth to his, Susan, it seems a frequent thing.
do you love drew?	Come again?
-- what kind of childhood did you have?	Do you love Drew?
i haven't.	-- What kind of childhood did you have?
you act like you never had peanut butter before --	I haven't.
peanut butter.	You act like you never had peanut butter before --
what are your intentions?  to make little dreams in coffee shops, turn a woman's head, and i don't mind admitting it was turned, i liked it, but ten hours later i feel like a fool.  i don't get it.  you, my father, here in this house, the cof- fee shop, it's making me upset, and i don't like being upset.  who are you anyway?  and what are you eating?	Peanut butter.
that is not my intention.	What are your intentions?  To make little dreams in coffee shops, turn a woman's head, and I don't mind admitting it was turned, I liked it, but ten hours later I feel like a fool.  I don't get it.  You, my father, here in this house, the cof- fee shop, it's making me upset, and I don't like being upset.  Who are you anyway?  And what are you eating?
not the one i met this morning, hit- ting on me in as nice a way as i've been hit on in a long time, but the moment you find out i'm my dad's daughter, you act like a stranger.	That is not my intention.
i am joe.	Not the one I met this morning, hit- ting on me in as nice a way as I've been hit on in a long time, but the moment you find out I'm my Dad's daughter, you act like a stranger.
you appear at his side out-of-the- blue, stay at his house, eat dinner with his family, it's practically a first.  you're in the red-hot center of big business and i thought you were a regular joe.	I am Joe.
'big'?	You appear at his side out-of-the- blue, stay at his house, eat dinner with his family, it's practically a first.  You're in the red-hot center of big business and I thought you were a regular Joe.
-- can't seem to escape you today.	I'm sorry.
i'm lost.	-- Can't seem to escape you today.
what are you doing here?	I'm lost.
yes.	That's life.  What can I tell you?
i guess you have your reasons.	Yes.
not exactly.	I guess you have your reasons.
thank you.	Not exactly.
happy birthday, bill.	Thank you.
an offense --	An indictable offense.
undisclosed conflict of interest --	An offense --
moreover, agent joe black here -- of course that's not his real name -- smelled out your involvement, drew.  he developed evidence you were working both sides of the fence.  unfortunately, that's known as a conflict of interest --	Undisclosed conflict of interest --
and we're very grateful.	Moreover, Agent Joe Black here -- of course that's not his real name -- smelled out your involvement, Drew.  He developed evidence you were working both sides of the fence.  Unfortunately, that's known as a conflict of interest --
the treasury department asked my cooperation in his undercover investigation of john bontecou. they were convinced that bontecou, on past deals, had structured his mergers and acquisitions in sus- picious and complicated ways so as to evade paying the taxes he is liable for.  the irs wanted to go after him, and this deal offered them the opportunity.  i agreed to cooperate.	And we're very grateful.
i'll take it from here --  i am --	-- An IRS man.
he is --	I'll take it from here --  I am --
prepare yourself, drew - i am --	He is --
i told you to shut up.	Prepare yourself, Drew - I am --
it's time to put this person where he belongs.	It's not necessary, Joe.  Drew's going to step aside --
joe, don't do this --	It's time to put this person where he belongs.
okay.	Get him in here.
are you threatening me?	I certainly hope so -- I loved Susan from the moment she was born, and I love her now, and every minute in between, and what I dream of is a man who will discover her and she will discover a man who will love her, who is worthy of her, who is of this world, of this time and has the grace and compassion and fortitude to walk beside her as she makes her way through this beautiful thing called life.
i don't expect you to.	Are you threatening me?
i don't like what you're saying.	I don't expect you to.
does she know where she's going?	I don't like what you're saying.
no.	Does she know where she's going?
with you?!  who is 'you'?  did you tell her who you are?	No.
susan wants to come.  she says she's in love with me.	With you?!  Who is 'you'?  Did you tell her who you are?
well, they're mine now.	Susan wants to come.  She says she's in love with me.
those were my words, bill.	Well, they're mine now.
multiply it by infinity and take it to the death of forever and you will still have barely a glimpse of what i am talking about.	Those were my words, Bill.
so that's what love is?	Multiply it by infinity and take it to the death of forever and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I am talking about.
trust, responsibility, taking the weight, for your choices and feel- ings and spending the rest of your life living up to them.  and above all, not hurting the object of your love.	So that's what love is?
which is what?	Trust, responsibility, taking the weight, for your choices and feel- ings and spending the rest of your life living up to them.  And above all, not hurting the object of your love.
some aimless infatuation in which, for the moment, you feel like in- dulging.  it's missing everything that matters.	Which is what?
then what is it?	Some aimless infatuation in which, for the moment, you feel like in- dulging.  It's missing everything that matters.
how perfect for you -- to take whatever you want because it pleases you.  it's not love --	Then what is it?
i love her, bill.  she is all that i ever wanted, and i've never wanted for anything because i've never wanted anything before, if you can understand.	How perfect for you -- to take whatever you want because it pleases you.  It's not love --
susan is my daughter, she has a wonderful life ahead of her and you're going to deprive her of it and you're telling me you're sorry?  well, i'm sorry, apology not accepted.	I love her, Bill.  She is all that I ever wanted, and I've never wanted for anything because I've never wanted anything before, if you can understand.
i'm sorry, bill --	Susan is my daughter, she has a wonderful life ahead of her and you're going to deprive her of it and you're telling me you're sorry?  Well, I'm sorry, apology not accepted.
you're not taking susan anywhere. and what the hell does that mean anyway?	I'm sorry, Bill --
i think you heard me, bill.	You're not taking Susan anywhere. And what the hell does that mean anyway?
you're what?	I think you heard me, Bill.
i'm in love with your daughter, and i'm taking her with me tonight.	You're what?
say again?	I'm in love with your daughter, and I'm taking her with me tonight.
-- and i'm in love with your daughter.	Say again?
you 'want to know', i'll tell you. you're looking at a man who tonight is not about to walk through the valley of the shadow of death, he's galloping into it.  and the same time, the business he built with his own hands and his own head is being commandeered by a couple of cheap pirates.  and, oh yes, i almost forgot, my daughter's fallen in love with death.	-- And I'm in love with your daughter.
i was just asking, bill.	You 'want to know', I'll tell you. You're looking at a man who tonight is not about to walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, he's galloping into it.  And the same time, the business he built with his own hands and his own head is being commandeered by a couple of cheap pirates.  And, oh yes, I almost forgot, my daughter's fallen in love with Death.
what the hell do you care?	I was just asking, Bill.
not at all.	What the hell do you care?
thanks.	Not at all.
yeah.	Good.  Tomorrow, after the party.
you are?	Yeah.
what are you saying, that it's time to go?	You are?
-- i have the feeling that, all in all, what i made this voyage for -- has served its purpose.	What are you saying, that it's time to go?
yes?	-- I have the feeling that, all in all, what I made this voyage for -- has served its purpose.
uh --	Yes?
cut the 'bill' crap out -- you sonofabitch.	I told you, 'watch it'.
may i remind you this is not just a dispute with a putative suitor, this is me.  so watch it...bill.	Cut the 'Bill' crap out -- you sonofabitch.
and i don't give a shit.	May I remind you this is not just a dispute with a putative suitor, this is me.  So watch it...Bill.
i don't like your tone, and i don't like your references.	And I don't give a shit.
any universe that exists or ever existed.  you may be the pro, joe. but i know who you are.  and you're all fucked up.	I don't like your tone, and I don't like your references.
this universe?	Any universe that exists or ever existed.  You may be the pro, Joe. But I know who you are.  And you're all fucked up.
you're violating the laws of the universe.	This universe?
yes, and stop repeating everything i say, and turning it into a question. spooning, fooling around, god knows what.  you arrive on the scene -- why you picked me, i still don't under- stand --	I picked you for your verve, your excellence, and for your ability to - how shall I say - instruct.  You've lived a first-rate life.  And I find it eminently usable.
'spooning'?	Yes, and stop repeating everything I say, and turning it into a question. Spooning, fooling around, God knows what.  You arrive on the scene -- why you picked me, I still don't under- stand --
well, you goddam well should.  you walk into my life, give me the worst news a guy can get, have me dancing on the heads of pins with my busi- ness and with my family, and now you're spooning with my daughter.	'Spooning'?
with all due respect, bill, i'm not asking your permission.	Well, you goddam well should.  You walk into my life, give me the worst news a guy can get, have me dancing on the heads of pins with my busi- ness and with my family, and now you're spooning with my daughter.
i'm her father!	With all due respect, Bill, I'm not asking your permission.
i'll be the judge of that.	I'm her father!
well, you're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman.	I'll be the judge of that.
yes, i saw you see me.	Well, you're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman.
i couldn't sleep.	I'm sorry to hear that.
i'm not hungry.	Then I can't help you.
never mind.  i'm tired.  i'm going to take a nap.	I'm not hungry.
'fish'?	Never mind.  I'm tired.  I'm going to take a nap.
what 'okay' is, it's 'okay' it's over.  we've got bigger fish to fry, don't we, joe?	'Fish'?
just a manner of speaking.	What 'okay' is, it's 'okay' it's over.  We've got bigger fish to fry, don't we, Joe?
what's okay?	Just a manner of speaking.
that's okay.	What's okay?
i'm sorry, bill --	That's okay.
okay.  goodnight.	Goodnight.
um -- not right now.	Okay.  Goodnight.
hello.  would you like to join me, quince and allison for a nightcap?	Um -- not right now.
hello, bill.	Hello.  Would you like to join me, Quince and Allison for a nightcap?
how about you telling me?  when i ask a simple question, i expect a straight answer.  that's what i'm used to.  anybody who doesn't give it to me, i fire.	Are you going to fire me, Bill?
you tell me, bill.	How about you telling me?  When I ask a simple question, I expect a straight answer.  That's what I'm used to.  Anybody who doesn't give it to me, I fire.
what way would you put it?	You tell me, Bill.
i wouldn't put it that way.	What way would you put it?
about susan?	I wouldn't put it that way.
i guess...	About Susan?
you were just curious?	I guess...
i don't know.	You were just curious?
why did you go to the hospital?	I don't know.
and i don't need your goddamn permis- sion either!  you!  drew!  i don't need anyone to tell me how to run my life.	Easy, Bill.  You'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.
okay.	And I don't need your goddamn permis- sion either!  You!  Drew!  I don't need anyone to tell me how to run my life.
i don't want anybody buying up my life's work and turning it into something it wasn't meant to be.  a man wants to leave something behind. and he wants it left behind the way he made it.  and he wants it to be run the way he run it -- with a sense of honor, of dedication, of truth. okay?	Okay.
why, at this juncture, are you letting yourself be so concerned by business matters?	I don't want anybody buying up my life's work and turning it into something it wasn't meant to be.  A man wants to leave something behind. And he wants it left behind the way he made it.  And he wants it to be run the way he run it -- with a sense of honor, of dedication, of truth. Okay?
dinner?  absolutely.	Absolutely.
i thought you'd heard a trillion times --	This part I'm interested in.
well...i don't know.	I thought you'd heard a trillion times --
why didn't you stop me?	Well...I don't know.
and more.	Why didn't you stop me?
cold lamb sandwiches -- not as chewy as roast beef, not as boring as chicken.  she knew stuff like that.	And more.
uh-huh.	Cold lamb sandwiches -- not as chewy as roast beef, not as boring as chicken.  She knew stuff like that.
glad you like it.  my wife turned me onto cold lamb sandwiches.  joan -- that was my wife --	Uh-huh.
truly - uh - splendid.	Glad you like it.  My wife turned me onto cold lamb sandwiches.  Joan -- that was my wife --
cold lamb sandwich with cilantro.  a little coleman's mustard.	Truly - uh - splendid.
excellent.  what is it?	Cold lamb sandwich with cilantro.  A little Coleman's mustard.
it's all yours.	Excellent.  What is it?
are you going to eat your lunch	It's all yours.
jennifer, give mr. black a map of the city.	No thank you, Bill.  I can manage.
now i'd like to be alone.	Oh.  Okay.
of course.	Now I'd like to be alone.
joe, could i ask you to take a walk? buy a tie or something.  i know i'll be seeing you.	Of course.
you're not thinking of going some- where, are you, bill?	Joe, could I ask you to take a walk? Buy a tie or something.  I know I'll be seeing you.
yes, i am.  there's a research lib- rary on the fourth floor.  why don't you go down and read some magazines?	You're not thinking of going some- where, are you, Bill?
are you sad, bill?	Yes, I am.  There's a research lib- rary on the fourth floor.  Why don't you go down and read some magazines?
...i'd like to be alone for a while.	Are you sad, Bill?
i don't understand.	...I'd like to be alone for a while.
-- what's the deal here?  are you going to be breathing down my neck right 'til the very end?	I don't understand.
would you like to sit down, joe?	Yes.
what i'm trying to say is this is a board meeting and you are not a mem- ber of the board.	I'm sure you'll see to it that it won't be a problem.
no.	What I'm trying to say is this is a Board meeting and you are not a mem- ber of the Board.
perhaps you would like to wait in my office --?	No.
yes.	So can I.
can you keep a secret?	Yes.
what's it like where i'm going?	Can you keep a secret?
what do you mean?	What's it like where I'm going?
what's it like?	What do you mean?
i understand.	What's it like?
i want to live.	I understand.
that's what everybody says.	I want to live.
i'm not everybody.	That's what everybody says.
that's what everybody says.	I'm not everybody.
-- i don't deserve this.  i'm still young, this is not my time --	That's what everybody says.
not this.	-- I don't deserve this.  I'm still young, this is not my time --
there's one to every rule.	Not this.
make an exception?	There's one to every rule.
how about giving a guy a break?	Make an exception?
yes, bill.	How about giving a guy a break?
joe --?	Yes, Bill.
so you've grasped the idea.  con- gratulations.  now multiply it by infinity and take it to the depth of forever, and you still will have barely a glimpse of what i am talking about.	Joe --?
of course.	So you've grasped the idea.  Con- gratulations.  Now multiply it by infinity and take it to the depth of forever, and you still will have barely a glimpse of what I am talking about.
so you understand the concept then. when you're busy here, your work, what your task is, is being executed elsewhere.	Of course.
i guess so.	So you understand the concept then. When you're busy here, your work, what your task is, is being executed elsewhere.
you were hatching ideas, making plans, arriving at decisions, right?	I guess so.
what do you mean?	You were hatching ideas, making plans, arriving at decisions, right?
when you were shaving this morning, you weren't just shaving, right?	What do you mean?
yes?	You've got a deal.
bill --	Yes?
you give your word, i give mine -- that we'll do what we say.  it's a truth exchanged between two people.	Bill --
a 'deal'?	You give your word, I give mine -- that we'll do what we say.  It's a truth exchanged between two people.
it is a deal?	A 'deal'?
sounds fair enough.	It is a deal?
and i won't tell anyone who you are.	Sounds fair enough.
and what?	And I won't tell anyone who you are.
um -- well, i didn't sleep too well. this is crazy.  this is the left- field thing of all time.  what do i do?  what do i tell my family?	Oh, I wouldn't tell them anything, Bill.  You'll ruin the good start we had last night.  I felt as if I were being treated like a person.  'Joe' this and 'Joe' that - a nice smile - Quince passed me the rolls -- no 'rapture' or 'passion' or any of those mighty things you seem so intent on imparting, but I am cer- tain, should you - uh - say - uh - who I am - our adventure would end abruptly.
'feeling'?  i feel fine.  how do you feel?	Um -- well, I didn't sleep too well. This is crazy.  This is the left- field thing of all time.  What do I do?  What do I tell my family?
how are you?  how're you feeling?	'Feeling'?  I feel fine.  How do you feel?
good morning, bill.	How are you?  How're you feeling?
good morning.	Good morning, Bill.
and - uh - i  guess, 'goodnight'.	Good night to you, Bill.
not at all.	And - uh - I  guess, 'goodnight'.
well, thank you for letting me know.	Not at all.
closer than that.	Well, thank you for letting me know.
i hope you realize, bill...in your office this morning, that was your time.	Closer than that.
no --	I hope you realize, Bill...in your office this morning, that was your time.
your doctor?  did your doctor say anything about a tiny, undetectable hole in your aorta?  did he mention an irreparab- ly weak vein in the further reaches of your famous brain?  were there any prognostications about the possibil- ilites of a fatal collision on a golf cart or suffocating in an avalanche on a ski vacation in gstaad?	No --
...i just saw my doctor, he told me everything was fine.	Your doctor?  Did your doctor say anything about a tiny, undetectable hole in your aorta?  Did he mention an irreparab- ly weak vein in the further reaches of your famous brain?  Were there any prognostications about the possibil- ilites of a fatal collision on a golf cart or suffocating in an avalanche on a ski vacation in Gstaad?
that's the best i can do.  ...but minute-by-minute, i find myself lingering.	...I just saw my doctor, he told me everything was fine.
when you go, i go.	That's the best I can do.  ...but minute-by-minute, I find myself lingering.
you're putting me on the spot, bill.	When you go, I go.
how long have i got?	You're putting me on the spot, Bill.
i won't.	How long have I got?
if there is anything else, don't hesitate --	I won't.
no.	If there is anything else, don't hesitate --
thank you.  would you like the man's name?	No.
what a good idea.	Thank you.  Would you like the man's name?
i wish you had said something to me about staying here --	It hadn't occurred to me until then. I was just having such a wonderful time -- Besides, isn't this what I'm here for?
no.	I wish you had said something to me about staying here --
so there's nothing between you and susan?	No.
i didn't know her.  the body i took knew her.  the man she met in the coffee shop this morning.  i - uh - took him.	So there's nothing between you and Susan?
shook me up.  i mean that you knew her and everything --	I didn't know her.  The body I took knew her.  The man she met in the coffee shop this morning.  I - uh - took him.
'threw' you?  where?	Shook me up.  I mean that you knew her and everything --
...i'm sorry, i'm a little discon- certed, that stuff between you and susan -- uh -- threw me.	'Threw' you?  Where?
joe, that's the kitchen.	Thank you.
no --	Joe knows what you're saying, just being polite --
when i introduce you, if i say who you are, i don't think anyone will stay for dinner.	Then don't.
speak up, please.	When I introduce you, if I say who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.
it just occurred to me --	Speak up, please.
of course.	It just occurred to me --
excuse me?  could i say something?	Of course.
bill, i am eating dinner with you. and your family.  and that's what we're doing.  it's not open for discussion.  nothing is.  don't you understand?	Excuse me?  Could I say something?
this is crazy -- you're not going to eat dinner with us.	Bill, I am eating dinner with you. And your family.  And that's what we're doing.  It's not open for discussion.  Nothing is.  Don't you understand?
you should hope quite a while.	And then --?
i do?  how long will you be staying?	You should hope quite a while.
you fill the bill, bill.	I do?  How long will you be staying?
you want me to be your guide --?	You fill the bill, Bill.
the jacket and the pair of pants came with the body i took.  let me ask your opinion.  do i blend in?	You want me to be your guide --?
you're not death.  you're just a kid in a jacket and a pair of pants.	The jacket and the pair of pants came with the body I took.  Let me ask your opinion.  Do I blend in?
that's me.	You're not Death.  You're just a kid in a jacket and a pair of pants.
death!	That's me.
yes.	Death!
you are --?	'...Yes --'
you're coming to 'take me'.  what is that?  who the hell are you?	You are --?
i am not a dream.	You're coming to 'take me'.  What is that?  Who the hell are you?
am i dreaming this?  are you a dream?	I am not a dream.
the 'question' --	Yes, Bill.  The question.
bill.  come on.  the question.  the question you've been asking yourself with increased regularity, at odd moments, panting through the extra game of handball, when you ran for the plane in delhi, when you sat up in bed last night and hit the floor in the office this morning.  the question that is in the back of your throat, choking the blood to your brain, ringing in the ears over and over as you put it to yourself --	The 'question' --
what question?	Bill.  Come on.  The question.  The question you've been asking yourself with increased regularity, at odd moments, panting through the extra game of handball, when you ran for the plane in Delhi, when you sat up in bed last night and hit the floor in the office this morning.  The question that is in the back of your throat, choking the blood to your brain, ringing in the ears over and over as you put it to yourself --
'yes' is the answer to your ques- tion.	What question?
yes what?	'Yes' is the answer to your ques- tion.
in return you'll receive minuets, days, weeks, i'm not going to go into details ... what matters is that i stay interested.	Yes what?
i'm sorry --	In return you'll receive minuets, days, weeks, I'm not going to go into details ... what matters is that I stay interested.
watch it!	I'm sorry --
what the hell are you talking about?	Watch it!
time.	What the hell are you talking about?
get what?	Time.
show me around.  be my guide.  and in return, you get...	Get what?
'the one' to do what?	Show me around.  Be my guide.  And in return, you get...
it requires competence, wisdom, experience -- all those things they say about you in testimonials -- and you're the one.	'The one' to do what?
'take me'...?  where?	It requires competence, wisdom, experience -- all those things they say about you in testimonials -- and you're the one.
i want to have a look around before i take you.	'Take me'...?  Where?
about what?	I want to have a look around before I take you.
just think of millenniums multiplied by aeons compounded by infinity, i've been around that long, but it's only recently that your affairs here have piqued my interest.  call it boredom, the natural curiosity of me, the most lasting and significant element in existence has come to see you.	About what?
what the hell is this?  who are you?	Just think of millenniums multiplied by aeons compounded by infinity, I've been around that long, but it's only recently that your affairs here have piqued my interest.  Call it boredom, the natural curiosity of me, the most lasting and significant element in existence has come to see you.
the great bill parrish at a loss for words?  the man from whose lips fall 'rapture' and 'passion' and 'obses- sion'...all those admonitions about being 'deliberately happy', what there is no sense 'living your life without...', all the sparks and energy you give off, the rosy advice you dispense in round, pear-shaped tones --	What the hell is this?  Who are you?
what is this, a joke, right?  some kind of elaborate practical joke? at my 40th reunion, we delivered a casket to the class president's hotel room and --	Quiet.
i'm here.	What is this, a joke, right?  Some kind of elaborate practical joke? At my 40th reunion, we delivered a casket to the Class president's hotel room and --
where are you?	I'm here.
i think you know --	Know what?  Know what, goddammit!
what do you mean?!	I think you know --
there's going to be plenty of time for that.	What do you mean?!
please.  talk to me --	There's going to be plenty of time for that.
it's enough now.	Please.  Talk to me --
where are you?  are you there?	It's enough now.
no, you're not.  you're trying to 'handle' the situation but this is the one situation you knew you never could handle.	Where are you?  Are you there?
i'm sorry, i --	No, you're not.  You're trying to 'handle' the situation but this is the one situation you knew you never could handle.
are you giving me orders?	I'm sorry, I --
what are you talking about?	What you were talking about.
try.  because 'if you haven't tried, you haven't lived'.	What are you talking about?
i don't!	Try.  Because 'if you haven't tried, you haven't lived'.
i think you know --	I don't!
i didn't ask any question.	I believe you did.
'yes' is the answer to your question.	I didn't ask any question.
'yes' what?	'Yes' is the answer to your question.
'...i know, it's none of my business.'	What?
quince, i've got confidence in you.	Sir, I'll deliver the package.
you think drew will go for it?	Quince, I've got confidence in you.
all in all, what bill wants to do is build the golden bridge to drew with no hard feelings.	You think Drew will go for it?
joe knew the whole story.  i told him.  it was his idea that i come clean.  i mean i wanted to come clean but he gave me a pair of balls, you know what i mean?	Yes, I believe I do.
sure.	Joe knew the whole story.  I told him.  It was his idea that I come clean.  I mean I wanted to come clean but he gave me a pair of balls, you know what I mean?
come in, joe -- i want to thank you -- okay, bill?	Sure.
...what can i say after i say that i'm sorry?  i zipped when i should've zagged, i opened my big mouth one too many times, everything got all twisted --	It's okay, Quince.  I understand. You've always meant well and I appreciate that.  Sometimes things just turn out -- wrong.
this one.	The vodka.  What'd I tell you?
yeah, i give a shit.	See.  There.  What'd I tell you?
but he does give a shit.  don't you, bill?	Yeah, I give a shit.
this is great, honey.  the orange. has it got a little vodka in it? like that finnish stuff, orange vodka --  put your lips around this one, bill. it's out of this world.	No thank you, Quince.  I'm sorry, honey.  I'm no good at this.  Why don't you choose whatever cake you like?
no, anything is possible.  it's up to joe.	Joe, you don't know how glad I am you're aboard.  Anybody who can take some of the weight off the old man, I'm in his corner.
yeah.  or the week after.	No, anything is possible.  It's up to Joe.
next week?	Yeah.  Or the week after.
but i've got to tell you, if mergers are in the wild, i've got some great prospects i've developed.  i want to talk to you about them next week.	Next week?
thank you, quince.	But I've got to tell you, if mergers are in the wild, I've got some great prospects I've developed.  I want to talk to you about them next week.
...i read you all the way on the bontecou thing, and i know where you're coming from.  and i'm with you a hundred and one percent.	Thank you, Quince.
how's that, quince?	Bontecou Day.  Going to close with Big John -- Look at you, Bill, all cool as a cat and over at Bontecou's, I'll bet he's shitting in his pants.
i am, this is it.  b day.	How's that, Quince?
i'm doing great.  you ready?	I am, this is it.  B Day.
how're you doing--?	I'm doing great.  You ready?
good morning, quince.	How're you doing--?
hi, bill --	Good morning, Quince.
well, thank you, that's great, but it's more than i bargained for.  i just wanted to set the record straight.	But we want you back, Bill.  Mean- while, enjoy your party, celebrate, we'll attend to the nasty details. And Mr. Black, may we say thank you.
i appreciate this, eddie, members of the board, this will just take a minute of your time.  as the custo- dians of the company, you may re- ceive information from what follows that is valuable to you --  -- or not.  either way, thanks.	We're all ears.
we're all here, bill --	I appreciate this, Eddie, members of the Board, this will just take a minute of your time.  As the custo- dians of the company, you may re- ceive information from what follows that is valuable to you --  -- or not.  Either way, thanks.
sorry, bill, have a drink, eat your cake, blow out the candles and make a wish.  talk to you monday.  okay?	Okay, Eddie -- anyway, thanks for the memory.
if you're trying to show me lay- down-in-front-of-the-bus loyalty, forget it.	Sorry, Bill, have a drink, eat your cake, blow out the candles and make a wish.  Talk to you Monday.  Okay?
no, i'm going to stay down here, keep my finger in the dike and maybe by monday, the waters could recede.	If you're trying to show me lay- down-in-front-of-the-bus loyalty, forget it.
eddie, hold out all the hope you want but, i promise you, it's hope- less, it's over.  come on up, let's get drunk, if i had your shoulder to lean on i might actually enjoy this --	No, I'm going to stay down here, keep my finger in the dike and maybe by Monday, the waters could recede.
the board's working through the weekend, tying up the loose ends on this damn thing.  but i want to give it one more try, i'm still holding out some hope.	Eddie, hold out all the hope you want but, I promise you, it's hope- less, it's over.  Come on up, let's get drunk, if I had your shoulder to lean on I might actually enjoy this --
fine, fine.  big doing up here.  why are you still down here?	The Board's working through the weekend, tying up the loose ends on this damn thing.  But I want to give it one more try, I'm still holding out some hope.
yeah - bill - how are you?  you okay?	Fine, fine.  Big doing up here.  Why are you still down here?
eddie?	Yeah - Bill - How are you?  You okay?
yes, the big 'celebration' of my mandatory retirement birthday. you're an honored guest, eddie.	I'm going to stick it out here.  We still have a shot.
i still sense some doubt in this group, we could turn it around. you'll be up in the country?	Yes, the big 'celebration' of my mandatory retirement birthday. You're an honored guest, Eddie.
please, eddie, no 'fat lady sings" shit.	I still sense some doubt in this group, we could turn it around. You'll be up in the country?
...it's not over, 'til it's over.	Please, Eddie, no 'Fat Lady Sings" shit.
why don't we let it rest for the moment?  give it some air?	Well said, Eddie.  Mr. Black, shall we?
what was that?	The fireworks are about to start.
if you don't mind dancing with an old fogey like me.	Oh, Dad, you're not old.  You'll never be old.
oh, yes --	If you don't mind dancing with an old fogey like me.
i'm still here.  would you like to dance with me, susan?	Oh, yes --
i love you, daddy --	That's why it's okay.
no -- i love you so much and i want you to promise me something.  i don't want you to ever worry about me.  if anything should happen, i'm going to be fine and everything's going to be all right.  -- and i have no regrets.	I love you, Daddy --
daddy --	No -- I love you so much and I want you to promise me something.  I don't want you to ever worry about me.  If anything should happen, I'm going to be fine and everything's going to be all right.  -- And I have no regrets.
i want you to know how much i love you.  that you've given a meaning to my life that i had no right to expect, and that no one can ever take from me.	Daddy --
but what?	I want you to know how much I love you.  That you've given a meaning to my life that I had no right to expect, and that no one can ever take from me.
yes, but --	But what?
are you relieved?	Yes, but --
i'm sorry.	Are you relieved?
you were right about joe, he is going somewhere --	I'm sorry.
i'm having a helluva time.	You were right about Joe, he is going somewhere --
what a night.	I'm having a helluva time.
i love him.	I don't care if you love him!  I'm telling you he's no good for you!
in this case, i can't.  i - uh -- i just can't help you.  i only would tell you -- that with joe, you are on very, very dangerous ground.	I love him.
c'mon!  the guy's working with you. you always know chapter and verse about everyone who works --	In this case, I can't.  I - uh -- I just can't help you.  I only would tell you -- that with Joe, you are on very, very dangerous ground.
i don't know, i can't say --	C'mon!  The guy's working with you. You always know chapter and verse about everyone who works --
where's he going?	I don't know, I can't say --
susan, i don't think joe is going to be with us long.	Where's he going?
what are you afraid of, dad?  that i'll fall head over heels for joe -- well, i have -- as you did with mom.  that's always been standard, whether you like or not.	Susan, I don't think Joe is going to be with us long.
you don't know anything about joe --	What are you afraid of, Dad?  That I'll fall head over heels for Joe -- well, I have -- as you did with Mom.  That's always been standard, whether you like or not.
why?  a man appears at your side, almost never leaves it, you clearly trust him, depend on him, i sense you value him deeply, why aren't those things good enough for me?	You don't know anything about Joe --
this is crazy --	Why?  A man appears at your side, almost never leaves it, you clearly trust him, depend on him, I sense you value him deeply, why aren't those things good enough for me?
love.  passion.  obsession, all those things you told me to wait for.  well, they've arrived.	This is crazy --
i don't understand.	Love.  Passion.  Obsession, all those things you told me to wait for.  Well, they've arrived.
because i was sitting in a staff meeting, incredibly bored, my mind kept wandering and the only place it landed was -- joe.	I don't understand.
i don't know.	Because I was sitting in a staff meeting, incredibly bored, my mind kept wandering and the only place it landed was -- Joe.
where is he?	I don't know.
joe?	Where is he?
where's joe?	Joe?
then what is it?	It's something.
when you say 'nothing' that way, it's not nothing.	Then what is it?
nothing.	When you say 'nothing' that way, it's not nothing.
now we love drew and joe in verbo- ten?  what's going on?	Nothing.
i don't think this is the lightning you are looking for.  drew's a good man.  i know i didn't seem to be completely in his corner before, but i've come to appreciate --	Now we love Drew and Joe in verbo- ten?  What's going on?
then what will you say?	I don't think this is the lightning you are looking for.  Drew's a good man.  I know I didn't seem to be completely in his corner before, but I've come to appreciate --
i won't say you may be getting onto shaken ground --	Then what will you say?
well, remember how you told me about "lightning striking"?  the nature of it's in there somewhere.	I won't say you may be getting onto shaken ground --
what is the nature of your interest in joe?	Well, remember how you told me about "lightning striking"?  The nature of it's in there somewhere.
raise away.	What is the nature of your interest in Joe?
do you mind if i raise a little caution flag?	Raise away.
yeah, it's good to get together.	Do you mind if I raise a little caution flag?
that was wonderful.	Yeah, it's good to get together.
it'll come back, daddy.	Will it?...
funny, i don't get that feeling. maybe it's because you found out i'm bill parrish's daughter.	Cut it out, Susan.  You and I've got to talk.  Big day tomorrow, everybody.  Joe, let's go.
uh - will that hold you, joe?	Incidentally, 'Joe' what?
what?!	-- This morning.  The Corinth Coffee Shop.  He was looking for a doctor.
we've met.	What?!
you know each other?	We've met.
well, go get 'em, pops.	Yer damn right.
a-okay.  got my gloves on, my ears pricked.  i'm ready for action.	Well, go get 'em, Pops.
are you okay?	A-Okay.  Got my gloves on, my ears pricked.  I'm ready for action.
what is it, daddy --?	Nothing.
daddy, what's the matter?	Nothing.  I'm sorry.
thank god.	He doesn't care.  But thanks anyway.
i know.  but i'm the only father you've got.	Thank God.
you're terrible.	I know.  But I'm the only father you've got.
you won't tell him, and even if you did, he'd clock it and punch it into his laptop in order to pull out some key phrases when he gives the commencement speech at wharton.	You're terrible.
i won't.  and when i tell drew about it, he won't either.	You won't tell him, and even if you did, he'd clock it and punch it into his laptop in order to pull out some key phrases when he gives the Commencement Speech at Wharton.
stay open.  who knows?  lightning could strike.	I won't.  And when I tell Drew about it, he won't either.
i'm sorry.  but give it to me again. the short version.	Stay open.  Who knows?  Lightning could strike.
aw, you're tough.	I'm sorry.  But give it to me again. The short version.
bravo.	Aw, you're tough.
i know it's a cornball thing but love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without.  if you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with?  i say fall head over heels.  find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back.  and how do you find him?  forget your head and listen to your heart.  i'm not hearing any heart.  run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back.  because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this.  to make the journey and not fall deeply in love -- well, you haven't lived a life at all. you have to try.  because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.	Bravo.
'be deliriously happy'.  i'm going to do my upmost --	I know it's a cornball thing but love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without.  If you don't start with that, what are you going to end up with?  I say fall head over heels.  Find someone you can love like crazy and who'll love you the same way back.  And how do you find him?  Forget your head and listen to your heart.  I'm not hearing any heart.  Run the risk, if you get hurt, you'll come back.  Because, the truth is there is no sense living your life without this.  To make the journey and not fall deeply in love -- well, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try.  Because if you haven't tried, you haven't lived.
be deliriously happy.  or at least leave yourself open to be.	'Be deliriously happy'.  I'm going to do my upmost --
that's all?	Be deliriously happy.  Or at least leave yourself open to be.
well, it worries me.  i want you to get swept away.  i want you to levitate.  i want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.	That's all?
don't get dirty, dad --	Well, it worries me.  I want you to get swept away.  I want you to levitate.  I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.
oh yes, i am.  not an ounce of excitement, not a whisper of a thrill, this relationship has all the passion of a pair of titmice.	Don't get dirty, Dad --
you're not listening --	Oh yes, I am.  Not an ounce of excitement, not a whisper of a thrill, this relationship has all the passion of a pair of titmice.
that's for me.  i'm talking about you.  it's not so much what you say about drew, it's what you don't say.	You're not listening --
so what's wrong with that?	That's for me.  I'm talking about you.  It's not so much what you say about Drew, it's what you don't say.
listen, i'm crazy about the guy -- he's smart, he's aggressive, he could carry parrish communications into the 21st century and me along with it.	So what's wrong with that?
what were you going to say?	Listen, I'm crazy about the guy -- He's smart, he's aggressive, he could carry Parrish Communications into the 21st century and me along with it.
well, i wasn't going to say that --	What were you going to say?
and i'm your daughter and no man will ever be good enough for me.	Well, I wasn't going to say that --
susan, you're a hell of a woman. you've got a great career, you're beautiful --	And I'm your daughter and no man will ever be good enough for me.
uh oh --	Susan, you're a hell of a woman. You've got a great career, you're beautiful --
don't get carried away.	Uh oh --
probably.	Don't get carried away.
forget about me and mom -- are you going to marry him?	Probably.
you mean like you loved mom?	Forget about me and Mom -- are you going to marry him?
do you love drew?	You mean like you loved Mom?
...there's a start for a meeting.	I know it's none of my business --
i am.  with you.	...There's a start for a meeting.
i thought you were in a meeting--?	I am.  With you.
thank god.  now could we go?  let's get this day started.	I thought you were in a meeting--?
you're only six-five once.	Thank God.  Now could we go?  Let's get this day started.
not my birthday again?	You're only six-five once.
i don't like to interfere.	...Then don't.
yeah.  i guess so.	I don't like to interfere.
you like him, don't you?	Yeah.  I guess so.
i hope so.	You like him, don't you?
does drew tell you everything?	I hope so.
drew told me.	Does Drew tell you everything?
how did you know?	Drew told me.
will you relax?  i know it is a big deal day --	How did you know?
drew's aboard?	He wanted to ride back down with you. Now sit and relax, get some- thing in that flat tummy of yours --
good morning, dad.	Hi, honey.
...we know so little about each other.	But we've got time.
no --	Y'didn't?
you said you liked me.	No --
why not?	Because I like you so much.  Now I've got to go.
sure, i'll give you the name of a doctor.  ...and i don't want to examine you.	Why not?
because i like you so much.  you have coffee here every morning, don't you?  if i came by, could you give me the name of a doctor?	Sure, I'll give you the name of a doctor.  ...And I don't want to examine you.
why?	Because I like you so much.  You have coffee here every morning, don't you?  If I came by, could you give me the name of a doctor?
i've been thinking... i don't want you to be my doctor.  because i don't want you to examine me.	Why?
no, it was so right it scares me.	I've been thinking... I don't want you to be my doctor.  Because I don't want you to examine me.
did i say something wrong?	No, it was so right it scares me.
i've got to go --	Did I say something wrong?
you never know.  lightning could strike.	I've got to go --
you'll have a hard time finding a woman like that these days --	You never know.  Lightning could strike.
i would.	You'll have a hard time finding a woman like that these days --
you'd give up what you want for the woman you marry?	I would.
i know what you're saying.  doesn't pay very well.  depends on the woman i marry.  maybe she'd like a bigger house, a better car, lotsa kids, college doesn't come cheap --	You'd give up what you want for the woman you marry?
'pro bono'.  that means doing good -- going to be doing good all your life?	I know what you're saying.  Doesn't pay very well.  Depends on the woman I marry.  Maybe she'd like a bigger house, a better car, lotsa kids, college doesn't come cheap --
...it's kind of a pro bono job.	'Pro bono'.  That means doing good -- Going to be doing good all your life?
i've got patients coming in --	And I want to get into my apartment and go to work.  Please, what do you say, another cup of coffee?
how 'bout another cup of coffee?	I've got patients coming in --
not at all.	How 'bout another cup of coffee?
-- this is my lucky day.  i arrive in this big bad city and i not only find a doctor, a beautiful woman as well.	Not at all.
yes, i could.  i have an office in the hospital.	-- This is my lucky day.  I arrive in this big bad city and I not only find a doctor, a beautiful woman as well.
'her'.	Yes, I could.  I have an office in the hospital.
i could be her.	'Her'.
so if i needed a doctor, you could be it?	I could be her.
me?  internal medicine.	So if I needed a doctor, you could be it?
everybody's a doctor around here. this apartment house is all green pajamas and slippers.  the guy i'm waiting for to vacate is a doctor. what kind of doctor?	Me?  Internal medicine.
how'd you know?	Everybody's a doctor around here. This apartment house is all green pajamas and slippers.  The guy I'm waiting for to vacate is a doctor. What kind of doctor?
damn right.  looking for her right now.  who knows?  you might be her.	How'd you know?
so you're a one-girl guy?	Damn right.  Looking for her right now.  Who knows?  You might be her.
i'm not trying to sharpshoot you, but that 'nothing lasts' stuff, that's what was the trouble with honey's guy.  he was fooling around and honey caught him at it.  one girlfriend wasn't enough for him.	So you're a one-girl guy?
i was just being agreeable, now i've got to explain why?	I'm not trying to sharpshoot you, but that 'nothing lasts' stuff, that's what was the trouble with Honey's guy.  He was fooling around and Honey caught him at it.  One girlfriend wasn't enough for him.
why?	I was just being agreeable, now I've got to explain why?
i agree --	Why?
nothing lasts.	I agree --
what's the way?	Nothing lasts.
nothing to be sorry about.  that's the way with men and women, isn't it?	What's the way?
i'm sorry --	Nothing to be sorry about.  That's the way with men and women, isn't it?
my kid sister.  she just broke up with her boyfriend and she's thinking about dropping out of law school.	I'm sorry --
you and 'honey'?	My kid sister.  She just broke up with her boyfriend and she's thinking about dropping out of law school.
oh yeah?  what was 'fascinating' about it?	You and 'Honey'?
not at all.  it was fascinating.	Oh yeah?  What was 'fascinating' about it?
good morning, i was talking kind of loud there, sorry.	Not at all.  It was fascinating.
memento pink revisions - 9/7/99 85.	I've got to get back for the evening shift, so make yourself at home, watch T.V., whatever. Just grab a blanket and pillow off the bed. I never need them all anyway.
79.	Not to me! I wasn't fucking married to her!
78.	I know about your fucking condition, Leonard! I probably know more about it than you do! You don't have a fucking clue about anything else!
39.	Relax a little, okay? Take off your jacket.
38.	This has nothing to do with you. You helped me out, and I'm grateful.
21.	It's not your fault. See, you have this condition...
69.	From what?
66.	Sense of humour went with the memory, huh? You know why you're still here, don't you?
47.	I think I know her.
30.	Because you're relying on them alone. You Don't remember what you've discovered or how. Your notes might be unreliable.
you read it off your fucking photo. you don't know me, you don't even know who you are.	MEMENTO Pink Revisions - 9/7/99
no. just leave the stuff lying around as if it were yours. like you just took it off or something.	Whatever gets you off.
should i wear it?	No. Just leave the stuff lying around as if it were yours. Like you just took it off or something.
that's it.	Should I wear it?
that's it?	That's it.
just loud enough to wake me up.	That's it?
slam it?	Just loud enough to wake me up.
it's simple, you just go to the bathroom.	Slam it?
well, what then?	It's simple, you just go to the bathroom.
and he says you're gonna wanna hear what he's got to say.          *	* I'm not too good on the phone. I need to      * look people in the eye when I talk to     * them.           *
a cop?	And he says you're gonna wanna hear what he's got to say.          *
yeah, but there's a call for you from this guy. he's a cop.	A cop?
that's right i did, didn't i?	Yeah, but there's a call for you from this guy. He's a cop.
i know you said you didn't want any calls...	That's right I did, didn't I?
yeah?	I know you said you didn't want any calls...
leonard, it's burt from the front desk.	Yeah?
i'm sorry, i think i'm checked in here, but i've misplaced my key.	Hi, Leonard.
you don't have to be that honest, burt.	Leonard.
yeah, well you're not gonna remember, anyway.	You don't have to be that honest, Burt.
well, at least you're being honest about cheating me.	Yeah, well you're not gonna remember, anyway.
just two. so far.         *	Well, at least you're being honest about cheating me.
so how many rooms am i checked into in this dump?	Just two. So far.         *
you're still paying for it. it's still your room.	So how many rooms am I checked into in this dump?
why didn't you clean it out?      *	You're still paying for it. It's still Your room.
business is slow. i told my boss about you, about your condition. he told me to try and rent you another room.	Why didn't you clean it out?      *
why?	Business is slow. I told my boss about You, about your condition. He told me to Try and rent you another room.
last week. then i rented you another one on top of this.	Why?
when was i in here?	Last week. Then I rented you another one On top of this.
this was your room. you're up in 304 now.	When was I in here?
then why is this my handwriting?	This was your room. You're up in 304 now.
no, let's go.	Then why is this my handwriting?
this isn't my room?	No, let's go.
this isn't your room. you're in 304. i fucked up.	This isn't my room?
what?	This isn't your room. You're in 304. I Fucked up.
shit. wrong room.	What?
i'm sorry, i think i'm checked in here, but i've misplaced my key.	Hi, Leonard.
seen you together, that's all.	He's not my friend, Burt. But if he calls, or if he turns up here, then you give me a call in my room, okay?
what makes you think he's my friend?	Seen you together, that's all.
so you're holding my calls?	As requested.
couple days.	So you're holding my calls?
how long have i been here?	Couple days.
that must suck. all... backwards.     *	How long have I been here?
like waking. like you always just woke up.        *	That must suck. All... backwards.     *
what's it like?	Like waking. Like you always just woke up.        *
my wife.	What's it like?
amnesia?	No. It's different. I have no short-term memory. I know who I am and all about myself, but since my injury I can't make any new memories. Everything fades. If we talk for too long, I'll forget how we started. I don't know if we've ever met before, and the next time I see you I won't remember this conversation. So if I seem strange or rude, that's probably...
i have no memory.	Amnesia?
condition?	I have no memory.
that's the thing. i have this condition.	Condition?
you said you like to look people in the eye when you talk to them. don't you remember?	That's the thing. I have this condition.
i think i may have. i'm not good on the phone.	You said you like to look people in the eye when you talk to them. Don't you remember?
you don't know?	I think I may have. I'm not good on the phone.
burt, i'm not sure, but i may have asked you to hold my calls -  memento blue revisions - 8/27/99	You don't know?
burt.	Burt, I'm not sure, but I may have asked you to hold my calls -  MEMENTO Blue Revisions - 8/27/99
i'm sorry... um... ?	Burt.
what can i do for you, leonard?	I'm sorry... um... ?
i'm mr. shelby from 304.	What can I do for you, Leonard?
hiya.	I'm Mr. Shelby from 304.
i just want you to tell me how you came by that car.	I forget.
interested in buying one?	I just want you to tell me how you came by that car.
where'd you get it?	Interested in buying one?
thanks.	Where'd you get it?
i like your car.	Thanks.
i haven't made a strong enough impression.	Don't be too hard on yourself.
who did this to you?	You did.
what?	Who did this to you?
take the money and walk away!	I don't want your fucking money!
you think you can bargain with me?!	Take the money and walk away!
look, there's two hundred grand stashed in the car. just take it!	You think you can bargain with me?!
strip!	Look, there's two hundred grand stashed in the car. Just take it!
wait! did he tell you what i was bringing?	Strip!
i don't want blood on them.	Wait! Did he tell you what I was bringing?
why?	I don't want blood on them.
quiet!	Why?
i knew i couldn't trust that fuck -	Quiet!
don't say anything else.	I knew I couldn't trust that fuck -
you're making a big fucking mistake. my associates are not people you want -	Don't say anything else.
you jimmy grantz?         *	Expecting any other Jimmy's out here, Memory Man? Where the fuck's Teddy?
yeah, i remember you.	You Jimmy Grantz?         *
do you remember me?	Yeah, I remember you.
what the fuck are you doing here?	Do you remember me?
jimmy?	What the fuck are you doing here?
i can't make new memories. everything     * fades, nothing sticks. by the time we finish this conversation i won't remember how it started, and the next time i see you i won't know that i've ever met you before.	So why did you come here?
you have no idea where you've just come from? what you've just done?	I can't make new memories. Everything     * fades, nothing sticks. By the time we finish this conversation I won't remember how it started, and the next time I see you I won't know that I've ever met you before.
i don't know. i'm sorry.	You have no idea where you've just come from? What you've just done?
did teddy send you?	I don't know.
my name's leonard.        *	Did Teddy send you?
are you teddy?	My name's Leonard.        *
chronic alcoholism ~ one cause of short term memory loss.	Are you Teddy?
jimmy grantz. know him?	Chronic alcoholism ~ one cause of short term memory loss.
who's your boyfriend?	Jimmy Grantz. Know him?
my boyfriend told me about you.	Who's your boyfriend?
how do you know about me?	My boyfriend told me about you.
you're the memory guy?	How do you know about me?
i don't remember. see, i have no short-   * term memory. it's not amnesia -       *	You're the memory guy?
you tell me.	I don't remember. See, I have no short-   * term memory. It's not amnesia -       *
oh. but haven't we met before?	You tell me.
well, that's me.	Oh. But haven't we met before?
i'm meeting someone called natalie.	Well, that's me.
what are you here for?	I'm meeting someone called Natalie.
there's a dress code?	What are you here for?
don't just waltz in here dressed like     * that and order a beer.        *	There's a dress code?
a beer, please.	Don't just waltz in here dressed like     * that and order a beer.        *
what do you want?	A BEER, please.
beer, please.	What do you want?
what?	I remember my wife dying.
dying.	What?
sweet.	Dying.
my wife.	Sweet.
on the house.	Thanks.
you can stay here for a couple of days if it'll help.	Thank you.
* john g. was clever. he took the dead man's gun and replaced it with the sap that he'd hit me with. he left my gun and left the getaway car. he gave the police a complete package. they found a sap with my blood on it in the dead man's hand, and they only found my gun. they didn't need to look for anyone else. i was the only guy who disagreed with the facts, and i had brain damage.       *	You can stay here for a couple of days if it'll help.
how did they explain what you remembered? the gun and stuff?	* John G. was clever. He took the dead man's gun and replaced it with the sap that he'd hit me with. He left my gun and left the getaway car. He gave the police a complete package. They found a sap with my blood on it in the dead man's hand, and they only found my gun. They didn't need to look for anyone else. I was the only guy who disagreed with the facts, and I had brain damage.       *
they're not looking for him.	Why not?
can i ask you something?	They're not looking for him.
* depends on if he's here in town. or if he's moved on. see, i've got all this -   *	Can I ask you something?
don't say another fucking word!	About your whore of a wife?
you pathetic piece of shit. i can say whatever the fuck i want and you won't have a clue, you fucking retard.	Shut the fuck up!
yes.	You pathetic piece of shit. I can say whatever the fuck I want and you won't have a clue, you fucking retard.
maybe it is! how the fuck would you know?! you don't know a fucking thing! you can't get scared, can you get angry?!	Yes.
just take it easy, this isn't my fault.	Maybe it is! How the fuck would you know?! You don't know a fucking thing! You can't get scared, can you get angry?!
that's easy for you to say! you can't get scared, you don't remember how, you fucking idiot!	Just take it easy, this isn't my fault.
calm down.	That's easy for you to say! You can't get scared, you don't remember how, you fucking idiot!
i can talk about whoever the fuck i want! you won't even remember what i say! i can tell you that your wife was a fucking whore and we can still be friends!	Calm down.
don't talk about my wife.	I can talk about whoever the fuck I want! You won't even remember what I say! I can tell you that your wife was a fucking whore and we can still be friends!
what then? love? what would you kill for? for your wife, right?	That's different.
what do you think i am?! i'm not gonna kill someone for money.	What then? Love? What would you kill for? For your wife, right?
kill him. i'll pay you.	What do you think I am?! I'm not gonna kill someone for money.
what?	Kill him. I'll pay you.
get rid of dodd for me.	What?
how?	Get rid of Dodd for me.
help me.	How?
i'm not.	Help me.
don't protect him.	I'm not.
neither do i.	Don't protect him.
what happened is that jimmy went to meet a guy called teddy. he took a lot of money with him and he didn't come back. jimmy's partners think i set him up. i don't know whether you know this teddy or how well -	Neither do I.
what happened?	What happened is that Jimmy went to meet a guy called Teddy. He took a lot of money with him and he didn't come back. Jimmy's partners think I set him up. I don't know whether you know this Teddy or how well -
you don't know, do you? you're blissfully ignorant, aren't you?	I have this condition -
what's this all about?	You don't know, do you? You're blissfully ignorant, aren't you?
no!	What's this all about?
did you?	No!
wants to know what happened to jimmy. and his money. he thinks i have it. he thinks i took it.	Did you?
what does he want?	Wants to know what happened to Jimmy. And his money. He thinks I have it. He thinks I took it.
calls himself dodd.	What does he want?
who?	Calls himself Dodd.
somebody's come. already.	Who?
what's wrong?	Somebody's come. Already.
why would you do that?	He was beating the crap out of me! I had to tell him something!
i told him about your car.	Why would you do that?
me? why would he be interested in me?	I told him about your car.
yeah, i hated it.	This guy's dangerous, let's think of something else.
yeah?	Yeah, I hated it.
my wife used to call me lenny.	Yeah?
he'll kill you, lenny.	My wife used to call me Lenny.
give him some bruises of his own and tell him to look for a guy called teddy.	He'll kill you, Lenny.
and?	Give him some bruises of his own and tell him to look for a guy called Teddy.
i'll go see him.	And?
what are you gonna do?	I'll go see him.
where is he?	What are you gonna do?
he didn't believe me. he said that if i don't get him the money tomorrow he's gonna kill me. then he started hitting me.	Where is he?
and what did he say?	He didn't believe me. He said that if I don't get him the money tomorrow he's gonna kill me. Then he started hitting me.
i did exactly what you told me. i went to     * dodd and i said that i didn't have    * jimmy's money, or any drugs, that this teddy must have taken everything.	And what did he say?
who?	Who?! Fuck, Leonard! Dodd! Dodd beat the shit out of me.
kill him.	Maybe I can help you find him. I know a   * lot of people.
they don't look too hard for guys like jimmy.	Kill him.
what do the police think?	They don't look too hard for guys like Jimmy.
he went to meet somebody and didn't come back.	Who did he go to meet?
what happened?	He went to meet somebody and didn't come back.
his name was jimmy.	What happened?
it's not easy to be calm when -	Just relax.
your wife?	She's gone and the present is trivia, which I can scribble down as notes.
i know the feel of the world.  i know how this wood will sound when i knock.  i know how this glass will feel when i pick it up.  certainties. you think it's knowledge, but it's a kind of memory, a kind you take for granted. i can remember so much.  i know the feel of the world,  and i know her.	Your wife?
such as?	I know the feel of the world.  I know how this wood will sound when I knock.  I know how this glass will feel when I pick it up.  Certainties. You think it's knowledge, but it's a kind of memory, a kind you take for granted. I can remember so much.  I know the feel of the world,  and I know her.
there are things you know for sure.	Such as?
you decided to help me. trust yourself. trust your own judgment. you can question everything, you can never know anything for sure.	There are things you know for sure.
kill him.	Course not.
what?	Kill him.
did you?	What?
something feels wrong. i think someone's fucking with me. trying to get me to kill the wrong guy.	Did you?
yes.	Something feels wrong. I think someone's fucking with me. Trying to get me to kill the wrong guy.
so i just take your word?	Yes.
i came to you straight after he did it. i showed you what he'd done and asked for your help.	So I just take your word?
how do i know he did that to you?	I came to you straight after he did it. I showed you what he'd done and asked for your help.
leonard, you offered to help when you saw what this guy did to me.	How do I know he did that to you?
that's the problem! how can i find john g. when i don't know what's going on?! how did you get me into this?!	Leonard, you offered to help when you saw what this guy did to me.
calm down. you're not into anything. it was my problem, you offered no help. it's got nothing to do with your investigation.	That's the problem! How can I find John G. when I don't know what's going on?! How did you get me into this?!
guess i don't have to worry about him anymore.	Who is he? What have you got me into?
sleep okay?	Yeah. You?
don't remember.	You know what we have in common?
they treating you alright?	Don't remember.
i wasn't helping you for money.	Sorry.
sounds perfect? what do i owe you?	I wasn't helping you for money.
it's isolated.	Sounds perfect? What do I owe you?
deals?	It's isolated.
i wrote an address in there, too. might be useful. it's this abandoned place outside of town. i guy i know used to use it for his bigger deals.	Deals?
because you like to remember her. i want to see you enjoy yourself.	She was beautiful. Perfect to me -    *
why?	Because you like to remember her. I want to see you enjoy yourself.
tell me about her again.	Why?
* so i'll take a picture, get a tattoo.     *           * the world doesn't disappear when you      * close your eyes, does it? my actions      * still have meaning, even if i can't       * remember them. my wife deserves       * vengeance, and it doesn't make any    * difference whether i know about it.       *	Tell me about her again.
but even if you get your revenge, you won't remember it. you won't even know it's happened.	* So I'll take a picture, get a tattoo.     *           * The world doesn't disappear when you      * close your eyes, does it? My actions      * still have meaning, even if I can't       * remember them. My wife deserves       * vengeance, and it doesn't make any    * difference whether I know about it.       *
then you shouldn't have to ask.	But even if you get your revenge, you won't remember it. You won't even know it's happened.
yes.	Then you shouldn't have to ask.
have i told you what this man did?    *	Yes.
no. but the photo on his license looked familiar. i think he's been in the bar before	Have I told you what this man did?    *
you know him?	No. But the photo on his license looked familiar. I think he's been in the bar before
yes.	Must be tough living life according to a few scraps of paper. Mix up your laundry list and your grocery list, you'll be eating your underwear.
is that what your little note says?	Yes.
so you have information for me?	Is that what your little note says?
yeah.	So you have information for me?
please call me leonard. my wife called me lenny.	You told me.
you did explain, lenny.	Please call me Leonard. My wife called me Lenny.
sorry, i should have explained. you see, i have this condition -	You did explain, Lenny.
you don't remember me.	Sorry, I should have explained. You see, I have this condition -
thank you.	She seemed to leave happy. I thought I'd helped her.
i believe that sammy should be physically capable of making new memories.	Thank you.
i want you to forget the company you work for for thirty seconds, and tell me if you really think that sammy is faking his condition.	I believe that Sammy should be physically capable of making new memories.
mrs. jankis, what do you want from me?	I want you to forget the company you work for for thirty seconds, and tell me if you really think that Sammy is faking his condition.
i'm not appealing the decision.	Then why are you here?
we shouldn't even be talking this way while the case is still open to appeal.	I'm not appealing the decision.
i'm not interested in the company position, mr. shelby. i want to know your honest opinion about sammy.	We shouldn't even be talking this way while the case is still open to appeal.
mrs. jankis, the company's position isn't that sammy is "faking" anything, just that his condition can't be shown -	I'm not interested in the company position, Mr. Shelby. I want to know your honest opinion about Sammy.
mr. shelby, you know all about sammy and you decided that he was faking -	Mrs. Jankis, the company's position isn't that Sammy is "faking" anything, just that his condition can't be shown -
yeah, but the pleasure of a book is in wanting to know what happens next -	Don't be a prick. I'm not reading it to annoy you, I enjoy it. Just let me read, please.
i enjoy it.	Yeah, but the pleasure of a book is in wanting to know what happens next -
you've read it a hundred times.	I enjoy it.
it's good.	You've read it a hundred times.
how can you read that again?	It's good.
it is now.	You can't just take it!
i should kill you.        *	Quit it!        *         * You're not a killer, Lenny. That's why    * you're so good at it.         *
my mother calls me teddy. i'm john edward gammell. cheer up, there's a lot of john      * g's for us to find. all you do is moan.   * i'm the one that has to live with what    * you've done. i'm the one that has to put      * it all together. you just wander around   * playing detective. you're living a dream,     * kid. a dead wife to pine for and a sense      * of purpose to your life. a romantic quest     * which you wouldn't end even if i wasn't   * in the picture.           *	I should kill you.        *
your name's teddy.	My mother calls me Teddy. I'm John Edward Gammell. Cheer up, there's a lot of John      * G's for us to find. All you do is moan.   * I'm the one that has to live with what    * you've done. I'm the one that has to put      * it all together. You just wander around   * playing detective. You're living a dream,     * kid. A dead wife to pine for and a sense      * of purpose to your life. A romantic quest     * which you wouldn't end even if I wasn't   * in the picture.           *
to set yourself a puzzle you won't ever solve. you know how many towns, how many      * guys called james g? or john g? shit, leonard, i'm a john g.	Your name's Teddy.
why would i do that?          *	To set yourself a puzzle you won't ever solve. You know how many towns, how many      * guys called James G? Or John G? Shit, Leonard, I'm a John G.
no. you took them out.        *	Why would I do that?          *
you probably.        *	No. You took them out.        *
so who are you saying he was?     *	Just some guy. Does it even matter who? I stopped asking myself why a long time ago. No reason, no conspiracy; just bad fucking luck. A couple of junkies, too    * strung out to realize that your wife didn't live alone. When you killed him,   * I've never seen you so happy - I was convinced you'd remember. But it didn't stick, like nothing ever sticks. Like this won't stick.
i'm not. i was the cop assigned to your   * wife's death. i believed you, i thought   * you deserved the chance for revenge. i helped you find the other guy who was in your bathroom that night. the guy who cracked your skull and fucked your wife.      * we found him and you killed him.      *   memento - green revisions 10-4-99 115a.	So who are you saying he was?     *
why do you keep lying to me?      *	I'm not. I was the cop assigned to your   * wife's death. I believed you, I thought   * you deserved the chance for revenge. I helped you find the other guy who was in your bathroom that night. The guy who cracked your skull and fucked your wife.      * We found him and you killed him.      *   MEMENTO - Green Revisions 10-4-99 115A.
you know, when we found your guy and      * killed him.  that's right, the real john g. over a     * year ago. i helped you find him. he's     * already dead.        *	Why do you keep lying to me?      *
i thought so too! i was sure you'd    * remember. but you didn't.         *	You know, when we found your guy and      * killed him.  That's right, the real John G. Over a     * year ago. I helped you find him. He's     * already dead.        *
when it's done, i'll know! it'll be different!	I thought so too! I was sure you'd    * remember. But you didn't.         *
you won't remember!	When it's done, I'll know! It'll be different!
somehow, i'll know!	You won't remember!
no, you won't.	Somehow, I'll know!
yes, i will.	No, you won't.
why? you're never going to know.      *	Yes, I will.
it makes all the difference.      *	Why? You're never going to know.      *
what difference does it make whether he   * was your guy or not?          *	It makes all the difference.      *
i guess i can only make you believe the things you want to be true, huh? like ol'     * jimmy down there.	But he's not the right guy!       *
she wasn't diabetic. you think i don't    * know my own wife? what the fuck is wrong      * with you?       *	I guess I can only make you believe the things you want to be true, huh? Like ol'     * Jimmy down there.
my wife wasn't diabetic.	Are you sure?
i was wrong! that's the whole point! sammy's wife came to me and -	Sammy didn't have a wife.
you exposed him for what he was: a fraud.	I was wrong! That's the whole point! Sammy's wife came to me and -
i never said he was faking! i never said that!	You exposed him for what he was: a fraud.
sammy was a con man. a faker.	I never said he was faking! I never said that!
sammy let his wife kill herself! sammy ended up in an institution - !        *	Sammy was a con man. A faker.
like you've told yourself. over and over. conditioning yourself to believe. "learning through repetition" -	Sammy let his wife kill herself! Sammy ended up in an institution - !        *
that's sammy, not me! i told you about sammy -	Like you've told yourself. Over and over. Conditioning yourself to believe. "learning through repetition" -
i dunno... your wife surviving the assault... her not believing about your condition... the doubt tearing her up inside.., the insulin -	That's Sammy, not me! I told you about Sammy -
what the fuck are you talking about?	I dunno... your wife surviving the assault... her not believing about your condition... the doubt tearing her up inside.., the insulin -
you tell everyone about sammy. everyone who'll listen. "remember sammy jankis, remember sammy jankis". great story. gets better every time you tell it. so you lie to yourself to be happy. nothing wrong with that - we all do. who cares if there's a few little things you'd rather not remember?	What the fuck are you talking about?
he knew about sammy. why would i tell him about sammy?         *	You tell everyone about Sammy. Everyone who'll listen. "Remember Sammy Jankis, remember Sammy Jankis". Great story. Gets better every time you tell it. So you lie to yourself to be happy. Nothing wrong with that - we all do. Who cares if there's a few little things you'd rather not remember?
this is a drug deal?!	That, and your thing.         *
i don't know. see, i have this condition.	Well, I hope it's not as serious as his, 'cos this guy's dead.
no. don't worry, i'm a cop. everything'll be okay. is he still breathing?	Maybe. Maybe just.
he might have fallen down the stairs, i don't know, i don't know what's going on, i'm confused. i have this memory thing - do i know you?	No. Don't worry, I'm a cop. Everything'll be okay. Is he still breathing?
there's a guy in here, hurt bad! we gotta get him to a doctor!	He might have fallen down the stairs, I don't know, I don't know what's going on, I'm confused. I have this memory thing - do I know you?
what's wrong?	There's a guy in here, hurt bad! We gotta get him to a doctor!
you're not coming?	Wouldn't be appropriate.      *
how do you know him?	I'm a snitch. He's a cop from out of town looking for information. The local boys put us in touch.
'cos he fucking told me. he thinks it's funny. he's laughing at you.	How do you know him?
how do you know this?	'Cos he fucking told me. He thinks it's funny. He's laughing at you.
he knows you're no good on the phone, so      * he calls you up to bullshit you.      * sometimes you stop taking his calls, so   * he slips something under your door to     * frighten you into answering your phone    * again. he's been pretending to help you.      * feeding you a line of crap about john g.      * being some local drug dealer.     *	How do you know this?
envelopes?           *	He knows you're no good on the phone, so      * he calls you up to bullshit you.      * Sometimes you stop taking his calls, so   * he slips something under your door to     * frighten you into answering your phone    * again. He's been pretending to help you.      * Feeding you a line of crap about John G.      * being some local drug dealer.     *
why? come on, leonard, we talked about this. it's not safe f or you to be walking around like this.	Why not?
why?	Why? Come on, Leonard, we talked about this. It's not safe f or you to be walking around like this.
how'd you know i was in here?	The Jaguar's out front. You didn't even Bother to put it around back.
yeah, well, thanks for the advice.	Don't go back in there. There's a motel out of town.
i know, you investigated. maybe you need to apply some of your investigative skills to yourself.	Yeah, well, thanks for the advice.
i didn't sell -	I know, you investigated. Maybe you need to apply some of your investigative skills to yourself.
that's who you were, lenny. you don't know who you are, who you've become since the incident. you're wandering around, playing detective... and you don't even know how long ago it was.	I didn't sell -
yes, i do. i don't have amnesia. i remember everything about myself up until the incident. i'm leonard shelby, i'm from san fran -	That's who you were, Lenny. You don't know who you are, who you've become since the incident. You're wandering around, playing detective... and you don't even know how long ago it was.
so in your grief you wandered into a jaguar dealership?	Yes, I do. I don't have amnesia. I remember everything about myself up until the incident. I'm Leonard Shelby, I'm from San Fran -
my wife's death. i used to work in insurance, we were well covered.	So in your grief you wandered into a Jaguar dealership?
like how'd you get this car? that suit?	I have money.
like what?	Like how'd you get this car? That suit?
the sort of questions you should be asking yourself.	Like what?
what sort of questions?	The sort of questions you should be asking yourself.
how long do you think you can hang around here before people start asking questions?	What sort of questions?
why?	How long do you think you can hang around here before people start asking questions?
i won't be happy until you leave town.	Why?
happy now?	I won't be happy until you leave town.
i'm trying to help you. i knew she'd get her claws into you. she doesn't know anything about your investigation, so when she offers to help you, it'll be for her own reasons. why would i lie? do not go back to her. take out a pen, write yourself a note, do not trust her.	Happy now?
why are you following me?	I'm trying to help you. I knew she'd get her claws into you. She doesn't know anything about your investigation, so when she offers to help you, it'll be for her own reasons. Why would I lie? Do not go back to her. Take out a pen, write yourself a note, do not trust her.
she has no idea who i am.	Why are you following me?
why not?  memento blue revisions - 8/27/99	She has no idea who I am.
she couldn't.	Why not?  MEMENTO Blue Revisions - 8/27/99
yeah, well maybe she'll make it you. is that it? you worried she'll use me against you?	She couldn't.
guys who'll come after her. guys who'll want to know what happened to her boyfriend. they'll want to make somebody pay. maybe she'll try and make it you.	Yeah, well maybe she'll make it you. Is that it? You worried she'll use me against you?
from who?	Guys who'll come after her. Guys who'll want to know what happened to her boyfriend. They'll want to make somebody pay. Maybe she'll try and make it you.
she's gonna use you. to protect herself.	From who?
what do you mean "bad news"?	She's involved with these drug dealers.
why's that?	Because she'll have taken one look at your clothes and your car and started thinking of ways to turn the situation to her advantage. She's already got you staying with her, for fuck's sake.
lenny, as a buddy, let me inform you. your business here is very much finished. you're still here because of natalie.	Who's she?
unfinished business.	Lenny, as a buddy, let me inform you. Your business here is very much finished. You're still here because of Natalie.
prove it.	Sammy. Remember Sammy. You told me about Sammy.
teddy. your buddy.	Prove it.
who the fuck are you?	Teddy. Your buddy.
i'm gonna ask natalie what the fuck that was all about.	Natalie who?
so what are you gonna do now?	I'm gonna ask Natalie what the fuck that was all about.
you like it? let's trade.	So what are you gonna do now?
what's wrong with this one?	You like it? Let's trade.
fuck you. we shoulda taken his car.	What's wrong with this one?
so was he scared?	Yeah. I think it was your sinister mustache that got him.
i'll ride with him. you follow.	Give me your keys.
easy for you to say, you've got the jag.	I'll ride with him. You follow.
shut it, teddy.	Easy for you to say, you've got the Jag.
we probably ought to take his car, you know, teach him a lesson.	Shut it, Teddy.
it must be his. i don't think they'd let someone like me carry a gun.	Fucking hope not.
how'd ya get him in here in the first place?	I don't know.
we can't just walk him out tied up and bleeding.	How'd ya get him in here in the first place?
he's got to have a car, right? we just take him back to his car and tell him to get the fuck out of town before we kill him.	We can't just walk him out tied up and bleeding.
we've got to get him out of here.	He's got to have a car, right? We just take him back to his car and tell him to get the fuck out of town before we kill him.
natalie? natalie who?	Why?
no. no, just let me think for a minute.	Natalie? Natalie who?
i'm not gonna help you kill this guy, if that's what -	No. No, just let me think for a minute.
think so? you don't know? didn't you write it down?	I might have fallen asleep before I did.
i don't think so.	Think so? You don't know? Didn't you write it down?
no! should i?	I don't think so.
you don't know him?	No! Should I?
you called me. you wanted my help. you know, lenny, i've had more rewarding friendships than this one. although i do get to keep using the same jokes.	You don't know him?
why are you here?	You called me. You wanted my help. You know, Lenny, I've had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep using the same jokes.
discount inn. don't know what room; haven't got my key.	Probably left it in your room.
you're living.	Just for revenge. That's what keeps me going. It's all I have.
he took away the woman i love and he took away my memory. he destroyed everything; my life and my ability to live.	You're living.
you really want to find this guy?	He took away the woman I love and he took away my memory. He destroyed everything; my life and my ability to live.
lenny, you can't trust a man's life to your little notes and pictures.	Why?
yeah, well i go on facts, not recommendations, okay?	Lenny, you can't trust a man's life to your little notes and pictures.
well, the other day you made it sound like you thought somebody might be trying to set you up. get you to kill the wrong guy.	Yeah, well I go on facts, not recommendations, okay?
why?	Well, the other day you made it sound like you thought somebody might be trying to set you up. Get you to kill the wrong guy.
the guy you're looking for, johnny g. that's why you haven't left. am i right?	Why?
who?	The guy you're looking for, Johnny G. That's why you haven't left. Am I right?
yeah, yeah. i heard enough about him. tell me about john g. you still think he's here, right?	Who?
it's weird, but if you don't eat for a while then your body stops being hungry. you get sort of shaky but you don't realize you haven't eaten. have i told you about sammy jankis?	Yeah, yeah. I heard enough about him. Tell me about John G. You still think he's here, right?
you don't have to remember to be hungry.	It's weird, but if you don't eat for a while then your body stops being hungry. You get sort of shaky but you don't realize you haven't eaten. Have I told you about Sammy Jankis?
it's my condition. i never know if i've already eaten, so i always just eat small amounts.	You don't have to remember to be hungry.
guess i've told you about my condition.	Only every time I see ya! Come on, I'll buy you lunch.
so i see. it's good to see you. my name's teddy.	Guess I've told you about my condition.
things change.	So I see. It's good to see you. My name's Teddy.
you said you were leaving town.	Things change.
unfinished business. what made you think i wasn't coming back?	You said you were leaving town.
lenny, it's teddy. look, stay there, okay? i'm gonna be right over.	I'll be waiting.          *
john gammell?	Lenny, it's Teddy. Look, stay there, okay? I'm gonna be right over.
lenny, is that you?	John Gammell?
mr gammell?	Lenny, is that you?
yup?	Mr Gammell?
yeah, it's just this fucked-up building.      * why are we going there?	I don't remember.
you know it?	Yeah, it's just this fucked-up building.      * Why are we going there?
what the hell you want to go there for?	You know it?
this is your car.	You're in a playful mood.
did you? i musta forgot. i'm teddy.       *	I guess I've told you about my condition.
shut your mouth!	Lemme take you down in the basement and show you what you've become.
that's who you were, you don't know who you are.	Shut your mouth!
i'm leonard shelby, i'm from san francisco and i'm -	That's who you were, you don't know who you are.
leonard, you don't have a clue what's going on. you don't even know my name.	Teddy!
beg my forgiveness! beg my wife's forgiveness before i blow your brains out!	Leonard, you don't have a clue what's going on. You don't even know my name.
* thank you.           *	Fuck you; I gave you a reason to live and     * you were more than happy to help. You lie     * to yourself! You don't want the truth,    * the truth is a fucking coward. So you     * make up your own truth.       *
what was it for?          *	A load of amphetamine I told him I had.
bullshit.       *	His name's James F. Grantz, John G. Check     * your tattoos.        *
what cop?	This bad cop. He checked you into the     * Discount Inn. Then he's been calling you      * for days, sticking envelopes under your   * door, telling you shit.       *
okay. we clean him up, untie him and      * march him out with a gun in his back.     *	Why would I have a gun?
doing...?	With the United Nations High Commission on Refugees.  Famine relief.
no.  i was in namibia...	Doing...?
you in miami workin' on your complexion...?	No.  I was in Namibia...
gottingen.  that's in sweden.	You in Miami workin' on your complexion...?
lemon doesn't go in gin and tonics, darlin'.  where ya' from?	Gottingen.  That's in Sweden.
lemon or lime?	Lemon doesn't go in Gin and Tonics, darlin'.  Where ya' from?
gin and tonic.  plymouth or boodles.	Lemon or lime?
...eliminated one.  swat's on the next two...	Trudy and I are goin' for Gina...
she's sending a message.  meth lab. trailer park.  anything with interesting antenna arrays...?	There's three between Miami International and the glades.  I'm gonna try for her, but this is triage.  Protect the maximum number of lives.  You need to know that...
they'll kill gina.	They may have already, so we protect the living.  Proof she's alive?
with sonny.  110%.	Then that's it.  Change the mission statement. Crockett stays in.  He keeps working up the ladder.  The local importers get a pass for the time being.
oh, yeah...	So what's gonna persuade Montoya to change off Sal Maguda running his deliveries...?
he any good?	Oh, yeah...
sal maguda.	He any good?
"and" what?	I got to know.  There is never any room for "personal"...
and...?	"And" what?
i was the kids' godfather.	And...?
about the stevens family, i'm sorry.  i know you were close to them.	I was the kids' godfather.
we know these people...!	Grieve elsewhere.
turn around.	We know these people...!
quarter mile away.  we see the lights...	Turn around.
what's your twenty?	Quarter mile away.  We see the lights...
yeah.	What's your twenty?
just came in.  she's still alive.	Safe house is empty...  Air Support's set to jump when we know your drop point.  Gina?
get me air support...  we'll be airborne and assault the ambush...	You can't.
it's a rip and a hit.	Get me Air Support...  We'll be airborne and assault the ambush...
what do you think?	It's a rip and a hit.
they'll have surveillance on us. we'll know only at the last moment...	What do you think?
where's the new drop point...?	They'll have surveillance on us. We'll know only at the last moment...
jos yero changed-up the drop plan on us.  he's grabbed gina.	Where's the new drop point...?
yeah?	Jos Yero changed-up the drop plan on us.  He's grabbed Gina.
okay.  what'd you spot...?	Three wakes off the back of those boats.  Who runs three Sterling engines off a deep-V hull?
he is fine.  and we know the jokes. when it gets vengeful, things get messy.  when they get messy the wrong people die...  everybody gets it.	Good.
...i didn't want you around the crime scene because it's crawling with federal law enforcement.  we don't know who's straight up, who's not...	Recruit us to do what?
i got to talk to my ado...	No, you don't, Jim.  'Cause if I close this down, you got nothing to make a phone call about.  And my guys don't have a week for a Feeb bureaucratic process.  Every hour longer they're in there, they risk exposure.  So, right here, right now, they're back in or I pull them out and close you down.  What's it going to be?
yes you do...	I got to talk to my ADO...
i don't know.	Yes you do...
i mean <u>full</u> disclosure.	Of course.  From my side, I don't WANT to know anything about what you're doing or how you do it...  So let me know if we're on...
sure.	I mean <u>full</u> disclosure.
...you'd be operating outside territorial united states.  your badges do not count.  you have no authorization to carry weapons.  if you're busted, it could take a long time to get you re-patriated.  and there's no backup...  and you will share with them all your intel on montoya...	Sure.
you need to consider a few issues.	...you'd be operating outside territorial United States.  Your badges do not count.  You have no authorization to carry weapons.  If you're busted, it could take a long time to get you re-patriated.  And there's no backup...  And you will share with them all your intel on Montoya...
tell them what you want.	They knew about Alonzo, <u>before</u> he made a move on them.  They had our operation.  They've cut into us.
not anymore.  this is a distribution network out of south florida, moving poly-drug loads, crystal meth through coke, to nashville, atlanta, memphis, cleveland.  and computer fraud, identity theft. it's like that.	Tell them what you want.
you said nazi low-riders...?	We're not certain!
we're not certain...	You said Nazi Low-riders...?
make it 35.	Deal.
make it 40%.	Make it 35.
25% discount on the load.	Make it 40%.
my end?	25% discount on the load.
two main players plus three.	My end?
how many?	Two main players plus three.
and our friend don't like the rest of the people bringin' the merch to you.	How many?
i got the item.	And our friend don't like the rest of the people bringin' the merch to you.
okay.  you got the "item"?	I got the item.
all i want to know is the where and the when.  spare me mini moves, progress reports and bullshit.	Okay.  You got the "item"?
meth precursors and the dutch party favors are en route.	All I want to know is the where and the when.  Spare me mini moves, progress reports and bullshit.
so...?	Meth precursors and the Dutch party favors are en route.
i know.  and now?	It still is.  I'm so in this, I don't know which way is up... All I know is I won't let anything bad happen to you.  Just like I said.  And I know we can't ever see each other again.  And we never will.
no part of it wasn't real.	I know.  And now?
what are you going to do with me? are you taking me to jail?  you think i will turn into your informant, is that it?	No.
if they attack you...	...it's gonna be an L-shaped ambush.  They're not gonna open up until they got the party favors, 'cause all they'd get is a lot of police scrambling to a gunfight. They <u>will</u> wait till they got the goods before they do the deed.
yero, by himself?	Maybe.  Maybe with the crazy whites.
...in the morning.	I'll be on board by noon.
would you?  because if you couldn't, i would be very lonely... i would have left the only world i know and have known since i was seventeen.  but none of this will happen.  so it doesn't matter.  because we are on the guajira peninsula.  and all you see around you...look around... is archangel de jesus montoya- londono.  he is my man.  and you are a smuggler moving a load...	...in the morning.
a few more moments, still in this business.  then i'd find you.	Would you?  Because if you couldn't, I would be very lonely... I would have left the only world I know and have known since I was seventeen.  But none of this will happen.  So it doesn't matter.  Because we are on the Guajira Peninsula.  And all you see around you...look around... is Archangel de Jesus Montoya- Londono.  He is my man.  And you are a smuggler moving a load...
and if i were in the comoros, in the indian ocean, where would you be...?	A few more moments, still in this business.  Then I'd find you.
this is the talk of a man...if he were your husband...he would never put you at risk.  he would never put you within a thousand miles of anything that could hurt you.	And if I were in the Comoros, in the Indian Ocean, where would you be...?
is this the protective male talk?	This is the talk of a man...if he were your husband...he would never put you at risk.  He would never put you within a thousand miles of anything that could hurt you.
zanzibar.  the comoros islands. somewhere in the indian ocean. there's twelve-hundred islands there...	Is this the protective male talk?
where would i go?	Zanzibar.  The Comoros Islands. Somewhere in the Indian Ocean. There's twelve-hundred islands there...
of course.	Where would I go?
would you find me...?	Of course.
whenever.  maybe later, maybe sooner.	Would you find me...?
when?	Whenever.  Maybe later, maybe sooner.
sure.  as far away and as fast as you can.	When?
really?	Sure.  As far away and as fast as you can.
something like that.  the odds catch up with you.  the odds are like gravity.  you can't negotiate with them.  so...at some point, you should cash out, take your money and run...	Really?
'cause whatever can go wrong, will...?	Something like that.  The odds catch up with you.  The odds are like gravity.  You can't negotiate with them.  So...at some point, you should cash out, take your money and run...
everybody needs it.  ask prudential.  or allstate.	'Cause whatever can go wrong, will...?
do i need it?	Everybody needs it.  Ask Prudential.  Or Allstate.
...to fall back on.  you know, a fail-safe.  insurance.	Do I need it?
why?	...to fall back on.  You know, a fail-safe.  Insurance.
do you have assets somewhere else? bank accounts?	Why?
in kowloon, once, i got one that said, "live now because life is dust."	Do you have assets somewhere else? Bank accounts?
they're all the same.  "financial security is around the corner." "your friends love you."	In Kowloon, once, I got one that said, "Live now because life is dust."
what's the best fortune you ever got?	They're all the same.  "Financial security is around the corner." "Your friends love you."
and the chopsticks and fortune cookies?	What's the best fortune you ever got?
i forgot the napkins.	And the chopsticks and fortune cookies?
hola, chica.	Hola, viejo.
i would say you're...  ...four percentage points away from a deal...	Maybe I'm only one.
what if i pushed to twenty-one...?	I would say you're...  ...four percentage points away from a deal...
twenty-eight-point-five.	What if I pushed to twenty-one...?
available cash is not an issue for us...	Twenty-eight-point-five.
i need thirty.  calculate in, also, the cash you don't have to front...	Available cash is not an issue for us...
the range should be between fifteen and seventeen-point-five percent of the p.o.e....to even consider it.	I need thirty.  Calculate in, also, the cash you don't have to front...
'cause we <u>guarantee</u> every load.  anywhere, for any reason, it comes up short, we make good.  your operations will, from now on, run risk-free.	And you're our thirty-percent partner?
'cause you don't lose loads?	'Cause we <u>guarantee</u> every load.  Anywhere, for any reason, it comes up short, we make good.  Your operations will, from now on, run risk-free.
zero risk.	'Cause you don't lose loads?
good samba dancing...?	Zero risk.
better than that.  we become partners.  only in this territory and only on loads we run. and you don't pay us three thousand a ki.  you pay us zero.  why we get is thirty percent of the load. product or cash.  "and why," you're thinking, "would i be crazy enough to out in these gringos like that? is he chipping?  crazy for my love? too many mojitas?"  and the answer is, "of course" but also "no.  it is because sonny can deliver what no one else can."	Good samba dancing...?
did christmas come early this year...?	Better than that.  We become partners.  Only in this territory and only on loads we run. And you don't pay us three thousand a ki.  You pay us zero.  Why we get is thirty percent of the load. Product or cash.  "And why," you're thinking, "would I be crazy enough to out in these gringos like that? Is he chipping?  Crazy for my love? Too many mojitas?"  And the answer is, "of course" but also "no.  It is because Sonny can deliver what no one else can."
what do you mean?	Did Christmas come early this year...?
is it december?	What do you mean?
cost less.  that's the point.	Is it December?
and why should continuing excellence cost more?	Cost less.  That's the point.
like "three thousand a ki?"  that's nice. and i can supply the transportation into south florida and the gulf, more reliable and on-time than fedex.  but, three per ki was ok for openers.	And why should continuing excellence cost more?
like...?	Like "three thousand a ki?"  That's nice. And I can supply the transportation into South Florida and the Gulf, more reliable and on-time than FedEx.  But, three per ki was OK for openers.
...and therafore there is no consequence?	Exactly.
that's right.	...and therafore there is no consequence?
...'cause we have no future...are of today and not tomorrow.	That's right.
"probable"...applies to an event that may be real.  doesn't apply here.	...'cause we have no future...are of today and not tomorrow.
you know how improbable this is...?	"Probable"...applies to an event that may be real.  Doesn't apply here.
to mothers.  and all that we owe them...	You know how improbable this is...?
died in childbirth, having me...	To mothers.  And all that we owe them...
blanca...a rubio like you.  i see her in a dress...an old photograph from lucinda somebody's wedding...everybody is with couples.  husbands and wives.  they all pose.  my mother is alone because my father had to go back to the fighting.  ...she looks right into the camera. she is the most beautiful woman in the room.  by herself.  in a party dress.  and she looked like she knew she would die alone...  she spoke many languages.  we were in luanda when she died.  i went to her friends in mali.  they sent me to the ecole polytechnique in geneva to study mathematics, where i met montoya in the discos.  he had banking there...i was seventeen and very much into the clubs.  and he sent me to university for an mba in finance.  your mother?	Died in childbirth, having me...
okay.  macon, georgia is where i was born. wound up in a juvenile facility.  i was 14.  then the military.  then prison.  because i was dumb and angry.  then i read.  then i got smart.  then i discovered what i know, now...it's all business...	Blanca...a rubio like you.  I see her in a dress...an old photograph from Lucinda somebody's wedding...everybody is with couples.  Husbands and wives.  They all pose.  My mother is alone because my father had to go back to the fighting.  ...she looks right into the camera. She is the most beautiful woman in the room.  By herself.  In a party dress.  And she looked like she knew she would die alone...  She spoke many languages.  We were in Luanda when she died.  I went to her friends in Mali.  They sent me to the Ecole Polytechnique in Geneva to study mathematics, where I met Montoya in the discos.  He had banking there...I was seventeen and very much into the clubs.  And he sent me to University for an MBA in Finance.  Your mother?
i insist.	Okay.  Macon, Georgia is where I was born. Wound up in a juvenile facility.  I was 14.  Then the military.  Then prison.  Because I was dumb and angry.  Then I read.  Then I got smart.  Then I discovered what I know, now...it's all business...
no.	I insist.
tell <u>me</u> everything.	No.
later!  do you dance?	I dance...
mojitas...?	Later!  Do you dance?
i am no one's wife.  i live in my own house.  i do not live in a man's house.  he has a wife.  we are together.  i am free.  because of banking and finance and travel...  and i can do anything i want...	Mojitas...?
how's he not your husband?	I am no one's wife.  I live in my own house.  I do not live in a man's house.  He has a wife.  We are together.  I am free.  Because of banking and finance and travel...  And I can do anything I want...
angolan military.  went back to the fighting.  disappeared.  who knows...?	How's he not your husband?
your father?	Angolan Military.  Went back to the fighting.  Disappeared.  Who knows...?
she's dead...	Your father?
where's she now?	She's dead...
angola.  my mother was being a surgeon there.  she volunteered. mozambique and mali, too...  ...those days, in those days...she was part of cuba's gift to the third world.  she came from a bourgeois family with a house in verdado...we still have the house. we will go there...	Where's she now?
were you born in havana?	Angola.  My mother was being a surgeon there.  She volunteered. Mozambique and Mali, too...  ...those days, in those days...she was part of Cuba's gift to the third world.  She came from a bourgeois family with a house in Verdado...we still have the house. We will go there...
i never do business in cuba.  and nobody goes to cuba but me.  and he is not my husband...	Were you born in Havana?
you do business in cuba with your husband?	I never do business in Cuba.  And nobody goes to Cuba but me.  And he is not my husband...
my cousin is the harbor master. you must not bring in drugs.  you cannot be armed.  if you're carrying, it has to go.  or stow it inside.  no one will go near your boat...	You do business in Cuba with your husband?
havana?  cubans don't like us or my business...	Are you afraid?  Good.  And you don't need a visa. Cause you're with me.
havana.	Havana?  Cubans don't like us or my business...
the keys?	Havana.
off a little alley with cobblestones.  hemingway went there...	The Keys?
where's that?	Off a little alley with cobblestones.  Hemingway went there...
bodeguita del medio.  it's the <u>only</u> place for mojitas...	Where's that?
so where's the best place for mojitas?	Bodeguita del Medio.  It's the <u>only</u> place for mojitas...
it goes very fast.	Show me...?
how fast does that go?	It goes very fast.
i'm a fiend for mojitas.	How fast does that go?
what do you like to drink?	I'm a fiend for mojitas.
there is one thing you can do for me in recognition of the death- defying risks we took to recover your product...	And what is that?
what's "nothing"?	Nothing.  As in "free, gratis."
okay.	What's the recovery?  How much are you looking for?
we want it back.	Okay.
when?	Right now.
you do.	When?
i thought we had to meet the man.	You do.
put your guns on the table...  if we wanted you dead, you would no longer be drawing breath in miami. we wouldn't have brought you all the way here.	Really?  So, what is this, a party?
proof of life.  how do i know mrs. rico's alive?	'Cause she will tell you.
mrs. rico.  but don't worry.  she is safe.  to insure that, i am keeping her close to me.  it's always good to keep people your friends care about close to you.	Proof of life.  How do I know Mrs. Rico's alive?
what friend?	Mrs. Rico.  But don't worry.  She is safe.  To insure that, I am keeping her close to me.  It's always good to keep people your friends care about close to you.
i confess i have succumbed to my weaknesses.  an inability to see another's point of view.  i've discussed it with professionals.  even with one of your friends.  she's here now...	What friend?
you got something to say, jos, let's hear it.	I confess I have succumbed to my weaknesses.  An inability to see another's point of view.  I've discussed it with professionals.  Even with one of your friends.  She's here now...
hey, captain kirk.  i think maybe i have second thoughts.	You got something to say, Jos, let's hear it.
yeah?	Hey, Captain Kirk.  I think maybe I have second thoughts.
packaging?	Fifty-gallon drums.  Thirty-two.  A hundred kilos in each.  You transship that to the Malaysian boat.
he didn't.  interrogation's not in our skill set.  so c'mon, what suspicions have you master-minded off these associations?	Here's what this is...ask how much they want to turn back to us our load...
what'd neptune tell you?	He didn't.  Interrogation's not in our skill set.  So c'mon, what suspicions have you master-minded off these associations?
how 'bout this?  how'd neptune know where to hit us?  huh?  whose op sec's got a leak?  yours?	What'd Neptune tell you?
yeah.	And what do I do with him?
he tried to..."do business"...with you.  around ten.  his place.  be there.	I'll be there.
i do.  we don't do business with him...	He tried to..."do business"...with you.  Around ten.  His place.  Be there.
"extras" tried to relieve us of your weight...  and by the by, you know of a player in overtown who goes by the name of "things aquatic"?	I do.  We don't do business with him...
client got delivery.  but there were..."extras" in the back of the truck.	"Extras" tried to relieve us of your weight...  And by the by, you know of a player in Overtown who goes by the name of "Things Aquatic"?
red light, green light, jos?	I'm also called "Cochi Loco."  That means "Crazy pig."  'Cause I enforce security and get people to tell me what I need to know.  That part of what I do, you never want to find out about.  Other people will negotiate the money and go or not go.  Not me...
you afraid of violence?	I am not John Wayne.  There is no "S" on his chest.  We get down if the play calls for it.  But we are into business and making money.
what...?	Who you run loads for?  Cause other than Nicholas, you knows you?
sonny burnett...this is my partner, rico.	Sit.
jos...	Sonny Burnett...this is my partner, Rico.
what's the point?  it's going down.	Call the US Coast Guard:  "Come and arrest our ass."  And Switek resumes romancing Miss Ukraine...
what's your take?	What's the point?  It's going down.
if you see a few new faces, don't get jumpy...	And Jos, my ace, lots of transshipment.  Lots of action. Skies are crowded.  And the JIT has assets on land, air, and sea.  So any intel you got that can come our way and contribute to the good and welfare...?
do you <u>believe</u>...i have forgotten i am a cop?	I would never doubt you.
i am asking.  you to me.	Do you <u>believe</u>...I have forgotten I am a cop?
you think i am in so deep i forgot?	I am asking.  You to me.
there is "undercover."  and there is "which way is up?"	You think I am in so deep I forgot?
as in...?	There is "undercover."  And there is "Which way is up?"
what is going on...?!	As in...?
chill out sonny.	We're the ones doing the death- defying shit?  And he wants us to give that up?  For what? A chump-change bust so he can get his picture in <i>The Miami Herald</i> to impress the slug farm in DC...
hey, fuck him.	Chill out Sonny.
and we can illuminate part of it from the inside out.	So we want to change-up the mission statement.
their loads are poly-drug.  "e" from holland, methamphetamine precursors from jordan, afghan "h." mid-ocean transshipments.  his real business is:  he's a network.	And we can illuminate part of it from the inside out.
and what does that level of spending on first-class, private- sector infrastructure signify to you?	Mega-tonnage and mega-cash flow...
yeah.  cia-level stuff...	And what does that level of spending on first-class, private- sector infrastructure signify to you?
we're makin' moves on each other.	Oh, that makes it okay, then.
you're not makin' a move on her...?	We're makin' moves on each other.
no.	You're not makin' a move on her...?
...where you're makin' a move on the wife of archangel de jesus montoya?	No.
no.  havana, louisiana.  don't we have a meet?	...where you're makin' a move on the wife of Archangel de Jesus Montoya?
havana, cuba...?	No.  Havana, Louisiana.  Don't we have a meet?
it's in the suburbs outside havana.	Havana, Cuba...?
verdado where?	It's in the suburbs outside Havana.
verdado.	Verdado where?
where?	Verdado.
hit a couple of jazz clubs.  fell back to her place.	Where?
where'd you go?	Hit a couple of jazz clubs.  Fell back to her place.
where the hell are you, man?	On my way back...
how much we looking for?	Nothing.
no.	Good.  So let's go...
no.  you gonna give me phony reassurances?	No.
gina in the miami pad.  you gonna give me phony denials?	No.  You gonna give me phony reassurances?
like...?	Gina in the Miami pad.  You gonna give me phony denials?
you worried about the tree line, us customs awacs, or something else on your mind?	Like...?
to the limit.	You worried about the tree line, US Customs AWACS, or something else on your mind?
they watching us watching them watching us waiting for them?  or what?	Who knows...
what do we got?	Five minutes...
port-au-prince.	What do we got?
where we meeting 'em...?	Port-Au-Prince.
anything?	Nothing.
then it don't work.	What happened to the last transporter you <u>had</u>?
what <u>you</u> get <u>from</u> us is a date.  a place.  "in the parking lot of a jack-in-the-box in north miami."  at such-and-such time, an eighteen- wheeler will be there.  keys in the ignition.  ready to roll.  you pick it up.  and you drive it...  ...away.	Money thing is done in advance in places where there are no guns. Because when money and guns get together, there is violence...
the people on shore who handle a load we run are our people, not your people.  no tweakers, dopers, first- timers we don't know.  they didn't do time with us, they ain't doing crime with us.	What <u>you</u> get <u>from</u> us is a date.  A place.  "In the parking lot of a Jack-in-the-Box in north Miami."  At such-and-such time, an eighteen- wheeler will be there.  Keys in the ignition.  Ready to roll.  You pick it up.  And you drive it...  ...away.
and specialize in very fast go-fast boats for coastal runs.	What kind of weight?
"no, viejo.  that was jos yero, splattered all over his motherfucking wall."	So we can close each other's eyes right now.  Real easy.  Real fast.  But, then, nobody makes any money...
people gonna walk into this place and say, "ola, hijo!  that some crazy wallpaper.  whew...it wild! is that a jackson pollack?"	"No, viejo.  That was Jos Yero, splattered all over his motherfucking wall."
and we didn't come down here to audition.  business auditions for us...  ...and know who we are and know they want their load run by us <u>before</u> nicholas calls.	That way we do not waste AvGas or our motherfucking time.
so?	We could try to run loads into these guys.  Run a few loads for Montoya into South Florida.  Into this group.
it says, "we do not fear you."  it says, "fuck off and die."  it says, "we get down for recreation..."	So?
track with me, here...  they knew the "russians" were undercover feeb?  they should have no-showed.  but, no, these guys show anyway, and commit murder upon federal officers.  and steal all your money...  what does that say to you?	It says, "We do not fear you."  It says, "Fuck off and die."  It says, "We get down for recreation..."
aryan brothers are not going to change-up suppliers.  so...	Transpo?  How they bringing the loads in...?
white gangs...?  it doesn't track.	White gangs is tweakers and a crystal meth lab in a trailer park. Bounce around the old lady Saturday night and get your recidivist ass busted back...
stevens?	Something's wrong.
alonzo...	Stevens?
what is it?	Alonzo...
the honey trap.  and there's the honey.	Hello, Miss Ukraine...
and there's dmitri...	The honey trap.  And there's the honey.
how lucky's miss universe gotta be?	Skin has to touch skin.  That's the requirement for the warrant.  Then he makes a credible excuse and he stops....  Her crew blackmailed and asset- stripped the last mark down to his social security...
backup in case the russians get physical.	How lucky's Miss Universe gotta be?
what's our deal?	Backup in case the Russians get physical.
then you should.	If you're down, we're down for the play.
if we were for real, and knew our shit, we'd fade this one...	Then you should.
too fast.  too many moving parts.	Switek?
go ahead.	Too fast.  Too many moving parts.
twenty on my man...	You're giving away your money, fool...
eleven to seven he blows it.	Twenty on my man...
control your men.	I'm my <u>own</u> man.  And anytime you want to see how much man I am?
out of...?	Haiti and Puerto Rico.  Money through Dubai and Geneva maybe.
what are you talking about?	Montoya.  We went to meet the village priest.  It turns into Alice in the fucking Vatican and here's the Pope...of the North Valle Colombia dope trade.
who's the "we"?  there's you and there's us.  and all we got from you was bad intel.  "low-level producer."  yeah, right...	What are you talking about?
who said, "go exploring"?  we want this staying on track.	Who's the "we"?  There's you and there's us.  And all we got from you was bad intel.  "Low-level producer."  Yeah, right...
never heard of him.	From the North Valle area.  New. Low-level, we think.
a colombian producer.  named archangel de jesus montoya-londono.	Never heard of him.
from whom...?	A Colombian producer.  Named Archangel de Jesus Montoya-Londono.
get into business with this crew, identify them.  illuminate their network.  if you're lucky, discover their source, how they penetrated us.  we'll indict and take it from there...	How do we do that?  Make a buy?  That went well...
so what do you want?	To recruit you.
how?	We don't know.
omgs, mongols, nazi low-riders, prison gangs?	NLR, we think.  I wanna know...
that's right.	...so there's <u>no</u> industrial- strength HRT weapons team out there tonight?
and the deal goes down at another place at another time.	That's right.
meet and greet.  "i flash you some of mine, you flash me some of yours?"	And the deal goes down at another place at another time.
"buy and walk"?  "buy and bust"? "reverse undercover"?  what?	Meet and greet.  "I flash you some of mine, you flash me some of yours?"
guy's involved in a "meet"...	"Buy and walk"?  "Buy and bust"? "Reverse undercover"?  What?
how do i know?  i got the call from alonzo on an open line.  that is the hand we have been dealt at this moment, at eleven-forty-seven o'clock friday night.  okay?  i am trying to alert you, here.  <u>you</u> know whether or not...you have a thing goin' down.  i do not.  but we know this guy.  i think you know this guy.  normally, he is cool.  tonight he is distraught. that is atypical.  that engenders foreboding.  do you understand the meaning of the word "foreboding"? as in badness is happening to <u>your</u> deal right fucking now?	Guy's involved in a "meet"...
how do i discuss operations over an open line?	How do I know?  I got the call from Alonzo on an open line.  That is the hand we have been dealt at this moment, at eleven-forty-seven o'clock Friday night.  Okay?  I am trying to alert you, here.  <u>You</u> know whether or not...you have a thing goin' down.  I do not.  But we know this guy.  I think you know this guy.  Normally, he is cool.  Tonight he is distraught. That is atypical.  That engenders foreboding.  Do you understand the meaning of the word "foreboding"? As in badness is happening to <u>your</u> deal right fucking now?
a c.i. we cut loose to your joint interagency task force.  name of alonzo stevens.  now, he's your informant.  stevens, called us.  i haven't spoken to him for six months. i do not know what case you have him on.  i do not know what he is talking about.  but whatever he is doing for you, it sounds like it is going bad.  right now...	How do I discuss operations over an open line?
okay.  what's up?	A C.I. we cut loose to your Joint Interagency Task Force.  Name of Alonzo Stevens.  Now, he's YOUR informant.  Stevens, called us.  I haven't spoken to him for six months. I do not know what case you have him on.  I do not know what he is talking about.  But whatever he is doing for you, it sounds like it is going bad.  Right now...
4-4-7 charlie 12-92.	Okay.  What's up?
what's your miami pd badge number?	4-4-7 Charlie 12-92.
detective crockett.	What's your Miami PD badge number?
this is agent james fujima.	Detective Crockett.
hello?	This is Agent James Fujima.
how will it stand up?	If they ran the rental car or lease on this place...even if it's EPIC database in El Paso...they'd have to work through the layers of bullshit three weeks deep.  Then they'd find your deeper, hidden criminal selves...
you're so <u>not</u> the pd, if you got busted on a dui, you're in serious trouble...you're bad men back to grammar school.  san quentin.  pelican bay.  marine corps.  statesville. pelican bay, where you guys hooked up.  now you're too smart and too fast to get jacked again...	How will it stand up?
"hi, gina.  hi, sonny."	Hi, Gina.  This is from Frick and Frack. Trudy?
have faith.	I have faith.  In horoscopes and fortune cookies...
this i gotta see...  ...the "make up an excuse and stop" part.	Have faith.
how'd they get onto you?	How do I know?  But it was from the get-go.  Knew the FBI had run me into them.  Sonny, I gotta go...!
alonzo...!	Goodbye.
...look after her.  ask rico to. okay?  do that for me.  i had to do it.  they had me from the gate. do that.  whatever you can do for them.  okay?  look what i did to them, sonny...!	Alonzo...!
where are you?	...look after her.  Ask Rico to. Okay?  Do that for me.  I had to do it.  They had me from the gate. Do that.  Whatever you can do for them.  Okay?  Look what I did to them, Sonny...!
after i check on francine and the boys, then i'm gone.  sonny, tell rico i'm so sorry.  i wanted you to know...	Where are you?
alonzo, what's goin' on?!	After I check on Francine and the boys, then I'm gone.  Sonny, tell Rico I'm so sorry.  I wanted you to know...
i gave up nothing on you guys. don't worry.  i kept you and rico out of it.  only the feds.  they're on their own...it's all their deal, anyway, so fuck 'em.	Alonzo, what's goin' on?!
i don't understand...	I gave up nothing on you guys. Don't worry.  I kept you and Rico out of it.  Only the Feds.  They're on their own...it's all their deal, anyway, so fuck 'em.
they had me from the gate.	I don't understand...
alonzo?  what are you talking about?  where are you...?	They had me from the gate.
it's fucked up.  i'm sorry...	Alonzo?  What are you talking about?  Where are you...?
on the phone.	I'm sorry.  I'm sorry, Sonny...
where's riccardo?	On the phone.
yeah.	Where's Riccardo?
sonny...?	Yeah.
yeah...?	Sonny...?
who are you talking to?	He's talking to you, bro.  What he means to say is he is reluctant to abandon the penetration of a major narcotrafficking organization...
reverse undercover?  we supply to them?	They got a steady stream of supply. So, no...
as in, your ass is dead in the water.	But Miami PD wasn't part of the J.I.T.  And from what Alonzo said, he didn't give you up.
we don't know.  and that's the point.  maybe there's a mole. whatever, it's a disaster.  and it's a joint interagency task force.  i have dea, atf, u.s. customs components in on it.  so the penetration could be from any one agency.  what we do know is i have to suspend operations right now from undercover work through interdictions 'cause i have to assume our operational security is blown.	As in, your ass is dead in the water.
break your encryption?  hack your e- mail?  employee databases? somebody on the inside?	We don't know.  And that's the point.  Maybe there's a mole. Whatever, it's a disaster.  And it's a Joint Interagency Task Force.  I have DEA, ATF, U.S. Customs components in on it.  So the penetration could be from any one agency.  What we do know is I have to suspend operations right now from undercover work through interdictions 'cause I have to assume our Operational Security is blown.
c'mon, man!	We think NLR.  We don't know! Alonzo only fronted as a broker for our guys to make the meet.  He wasn't deep into the crew.
oh, good...	...what else, what else did he indicate to you?  I need to know everything he said.
haitian, dominican, russian, israeli?	White supremacist types.
correct.  flash samples.  flash cash.	Haitian, Dominican, Russian, Israeli?
...even if they could run the identities you built to epic, all they'll find is more cover... trust what you built.  it's quality, girl.  we're cool...	...you are trying to reassure me because you know when people get anxious, they make mistakes. You're worried about me.  Do not be.  I am careful.  I am cool.  I got Trudy, backup, whatever.  You worry about you.  Because you are the ones who are in denied territory, not me.  If your focus is on me, you'll miss something coming at you.  That's how people slip up. Get hurt.  And I'd die if anything happened.  You worry about <u>you</u>. You and Sonny...are in the dangerous place.  I'm fine...
...the lease, the phones, the cars...layers of false ident. would take the fbi weeks.  how long did it take them?  three hours? four?  this means, "we can reach out and touch somebody."  like bad teleflora.	...even if they could run the identities you built to EPIC, all they'll find is more cover... Trust what you built.  It's quality, girl.  We're cool...
good idea.  we'll grab a bite.	...the lease, the phones, the cars...layers of false ident. Would take the FBI weeks.  How long did it take them?  Three hours? Four?  This means, "We can reach out and touch somebody."  Like Bad Teleflora.
okay.	Good idea.  We'll grab a bite.
what's it say?	"Salutations from the south..."
you mean with the flowers...?	What's it say?
what flowers?	The bouquet, here.  Five-hundred dollars worth of roses...yellow.
...and thanks for the flowers.	What flowers?
okay...see you soon.	...and thanks for the flowers.
bored.	Okay...see you soon.
nothing.  calling to say hi... what's up with you?	Bored.
yes.  what's up?	Nothing.  Calling to say hi... What's up with you?
you sure?	Yes.  What's up?
yeah.	You sure?
you okay?	Yeah.
what am i supposed to do after i get my nails and hair done...?	Reality TV and stay by the phone. That's what all wives-in-crime do...
only african he ever "relocated" was a $2,000-an-hour nigerian model for gucci, and he got wounded when she took an nba draft choice to the super bowl instead of him...	He did volunteer one time...
so?	Switek pulling this off...?  That's not faith; that's delusional...
what would you do...?	I like the diminished risk.  It frees up capital reserves.  I like working with self-interested businessmen who are competent.  You can predict their behavior....
i think jos suspects anybody he doesn't intimidate.  and people, who are good at what they do?  they have egos, too...	What would you do...?
why?	A good deal, like this with us, for Burnett will be good only temporarily.  He'll get restless because he believes nothing is forever.  Life is dust, make it while you can.  He's ambitious.
they're serious.  they're cautious. they'll forgo a deal over a technicality of how a delivery's handled...they'd walk away, rather than compromise operational security...that's good.	Why?
and...?	They're serious.  They're cautious. They'll forgo a deal over a technicality of how a delivery's handled...they'd walk away, rather than compromise operational security...that's good.
burnett?  they want 22% of the value on loads they run into south florida.  it's the juarez cartel model. they guarantee the loads.  the upside is our risk goes to zero. that frees-up capital.	But what does your intuition tell you...?
jos doesn't like the deal in south florida...	Burnett?  They want 22% of the value on loads they run into South Florida.  It's the Juarez cartel model. They guarantee the loads.  The upside is our risk goes to zero. That frees-up capital.
they've been targeted.  and pakistani registry is too vulnerable to search and seizure right now.	Jos doesn't like the deal in South Florida...
not french registry?	They've been targeted.  And Pakistani registry is too vulnerable to search and seizure right now.
transshipped to a malaysian container ship.	Not French registry?
precursor shipments from ras tanura and ju'aymah?	Transshipped to a Malaysian container ship.
...and we're looking at nigerian crude...	Precursor shipments from Ras Tanura and Ju'aymah?
meaning...?	They will kill you.  And then they will kill your wife, too.
it's all bullshit.  jesus is out of communication in fals de iguazu. jos knows that...  whatever he's going to do, he has to do it fast because he's acting on his own. and he will need a story.	Meaning...?
you set this up!	Of course!  That is why I placed myself here, with you, knowing Yero would pull this crap.
that sonofabitch!	You set this up!
conveyance?	Maritime.  Jose will fill you in.
and as an investment in the future...	"Future" of...?
define small.	Two, three thousand a ki. Two thousand ki's, your end is $6,000,000.  Complex transshipments or dealing with containers, these have front- loaded costs we pickup.  For this kind of weight, the balance of 80% is when our buyer picks up the load.  Transactions are offshore.  Dollars or euros.  Secure internet transfers.  We have lists of Cayman and Isle of Man banks infiltrated by IRS, to be avoided...  No transactions of cash or other banking instruments take place on U.S. soil...  That's the deal.
i run down the numbers.  nothing is very negotiable.  small loads?  we pay three thousand a ki. we pay your fuel costs up front plus ten percent.  the next ten percent on u.s. landfall.	Define small.
importation value?  at twenty-two thousand a ki...	You work that out with La Senora.  You will get sixteen fuel bladders of crystal meth precursors from the Malaysian ship.  For collection in North Miami.  You warehouse it. Release it when we say.  I'm sure you have friends with fast boats...
uh-uh.  no predetermined places and times to meet.  give me their heading and radio codes and i will talk to them directly with the longs and lats and time which will be a last minute deal...	<u>You</u> give <u>yours</u> to me.  <u>We</u> position all the assets hauling our loads...
transshipment point is here at 17:00 hours on the 23rd.	Uh-uh.  No predetermined places and times to meet.  Give me their heading and radio codes and I will talk to them directly with the longs and lats and time which will be a last minute deal...
i walk into neptune's house...very nice.  but i also see you... and our drugs that got ripped from maguda.	You don't like us finding your load?  We can go and lose it all over again...
this the load you lost a while back?	It is.  He try to take tonight's load?
what do i care what you think about how he looks?  you wanna fuck my partner or do business?	Wait by the phone.  You get a call.  Or maybe you don't.  Until then, piss off back to where you come from...
then what were we talking to you for?	I had to lay eyes on you.
what do you care?	Do we need this...?
and violence is extra.  and expensive.  so how much weight you looking to move?	Nothing.  'Cause how you do delivery on the beach, I don't like.  Maybe this does not work.
equipment?	Slow and low, Adam A-500s...  ...carbon composite, stealthy, 1400 nautical-mile range, thousand ki payload...all the way to Caravels and 727's from a source country to a transshipment point.  Small freighters.  We've done containers...
so lay it out, my brother...	Nicholas said you okay.  That's nice.  But how I know if you any good?
they said they wouldn't hurt them, wouldn't hurt them if...	They lied.
alonzo, you don't need to go home.	They said they wouldn't hurt them, wouldn't hurt them if...
what...?	Alonzo, you don't need to go home.
alonzo...	What...?
i gotta, i gotta go...!	Alonzo...
what the hell did you do?	The Feeb gig was I front a coupla undercover, Russian-speakers to them.  One's ATF.  And broker the deal.  Set up the meet with the NLR types...
you're such a doll. i hate money, don't you? god, it's been fun.	Funny thing, you mentioning money. I was just about to ask your for some...
you sure you heard what i said?	Scuse me, hon, fraid I'm only half here. Maybe you oughta run on along. But why don't you take this phone number?
said, a person's gotta make a living.	You sure you heard what I said?
beg pardon, ma'am?	Said, a person's gotta make a living.
hers'n zodda meg a livig.	Beg pardon, ma'am?
don't know what line morey's in, but myself now, fact is -- i'm a hustler.	Hers'n zodda meg a livig.
the statue of liberty.	It's up in Central Park, taking a leak. If you hurry, you'll make the supper show. Now get lost.
you're hoping to get a look at what?	The Statue of Liberty.
beg pardon, ma'am. i'm brand spanking new to this town, come from houston, texas, and hoping to get a look at the statue of liberty...	You're hoping to get a look at what?
ain't gonna collect your pay?	I got me two hundred twenty-four bucks of flat folding money...  He know what he can do with that chicken-shit day's pay. And if he ain't man enough to do it for himself, I be happy to oblige!
well, ain't no use hanging around here.	Ain't gonna collect your pay?
must be some mess back there.	Well, ain't no use hanging around here.
men, they mostly faggots.	Must be some mess back there.
yeah?	Men, they mostly faggots.
lotta rich women back there...	Yeah?
what you gonna do back there, east?	Lotta rich women back there...
you ain't coming to work?	Don't guess. Just come for my day's pay owing and to tell you I'm heading East.
no, ma'am, i'm not.	Why, that's perfectly dreadful. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
you're not looking for the statue of liberty at all.	No, ma'am, I'm not.
you sure are a pretty lady.	You're not looking for the Statue of Liberty at all.
i'm sorry. i thought you were -- never mind -- i've never actually been there, but let me see, you take the seventh avenue subway, i think, to the end of the line...	You sure are a pretty lady.
joking? no, ma'am. oh no! i mean business!	I'm sorry. I thought you were -- never mind -- I've never actually been there, but let me see, you take the Seventh Avenue subway, I think, to the end of the line...
were you looking? about the statue of liberty?	Joking? No, ma'am. Oh no! I mean business!
gay ends in y. fey. you like that -- gay fey -- is that your problem?	I show you what problem --
beat your butt, you don't lemme think!	Gay ends in Y. Fey. You like that -- gay fey -- is that your problem?
you gonna beat me, joe?	Beat your butt, you don't lemme think!
cut it out. that's cheating, teasing me so i can't think. just one bitsy y word and i gonna beat you!	You gonna beat me, Joe?
okay. never argue with a man.	Y -- what in hell starts with Y?
m-o-n-y -- i'm right! that's just exactly how they spell it up there on that big building, bet you could see it from here. m-o-n-y.	Okay. Never argue with a man.
there's an e in money. if that's your word.	M-O-N-Y -- I'm right! That's just exactly how they spell it up there on that big building, bet you could see it from here. M-O-N-Y.
talking helps. don't talk, you get muddled in your head. hey! now you just look at this here!	There's an E in MONEY. If that's your word.
if you didn't talk so much, maybe you could think more.	Talking helps. Don't talk, you get muddled in your head. Hey! Now you just look at this here!
what? it's a perfectly good word, ain't it. how much time i got?  goddam sand thing drive you crazy. kee-rist. spelling never was a very strong point with me. even in school.	If you didn't talk so much, maybe you could think more.
that's pretty freudian, joe.	What? It's a perfectly good word, ain't it. How much time I got?  Goddam sand thing drive you crazy. Kee-rist. Spelling never was a very strong point with me. Even in school.
i ain't sleepy.	I know. Scribbage!
maybe we should take a little nap, see what happens?	I ain't sleepy.
you think i'm lying!	No. Of course not. Just something struck me funny...
well, that's something never happened to me before, you can bet your bottom dollar. uh, where's the matches, ma'am?	Top drawer. Maybe if you didn't call me ma'am, things would work out better.
he's got taxi fare.	Sure you're all right?
yeah, oh yeah.	What'll we do? Leave now or what? Your place or mine? Oh God, the second I looked at you I knew. Did you?
i can tell, can't you?	Yeah, oh yeah.
thanks, joe.	Shee-it, you know, I got this thing all figured out, Ratso. I mean Rico. When we get to Miami, what I'll do, I'll go to work. I gotta do that, 'cause see, I ain't no kind of a hustler. I ain't even any goddam good as a bum. I'm a nothing, that's what I am. So reckon I'd better go to work and get me a goddam job. Okay?
i'm zipping your fly, what the hell you think i'm doing?	Thanks, Joe.
hey, what the hell you doing?	I'm zipping your fly, what the hell you think I'm doing?
i'm falling apart, that's funny?	You just -- just -- what happened, you just had a little rest stop wasn't on the schedule.
here i am going to florida and my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, i gotta pee all over myself.	I'm falling apart, that's funny?
hell, don't cry about it!	Here I am going to Florida and my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself.
i wet my pants! my seat's all wet.	Hell, don't cry about it!
you're what?	I wet my pants! My seat's all wet.
i'm wet.	You're what?
hey -- whatsa matter?	I'm wet.
sounds like crap, admit it. and i'm not gonna have it. i'm rico all the time, okay, do you blame me? that's agreed, okay? we're gonna tell all these new people my name's rico?	Hey -- whatsa matter?
sounds like they knew you.	Sounds like crap, admit it. And I'm not gonna have it. I'm Rico all the time, okay, do you blame me? That's agreed, okay? We're gonna tell all these new people my name's Rico?
i mean new york's one thing, but can you see this guy, imagine it, running around the goddam beach all suntan and he's going in swimming, like, and then somebody yells 'hey, ratso' -- how does that sound to you?	Sounds like they knew you.
keep the goddam blanket on.	I mean New York's one thing, but can you see this guy, imagine it, running around the goddam beach all suntan and he's going in swimming, like, and then somebody yells 'Hey, Ratso' -- how does that sound to you?
i been thinking. i hope we're not gonna have a lotta trouble about my name down there. because like what's the whole point of this trip anyway?	Keep the goddam blanket on.
if you have to shiver, why don't you pull the blanket up more?	I been thinking. I hope we're not gonna have a lotta trouble about my name down there. Because like what's the whole point of this trip anyway?
shee-it. you believe all you read?	If you have to shiver, why don't you pull the blanket up more?
i read it.	Shee-it. You believe all you read?
how'n hell a dumb bronx kid like you know that?	I read it.
you get your first palm tree in south carolina.	How'n hell a dumb Bronx kid like you know that?
yeah.	You get your first palm tree in South Carolina.
they gotta be.	Yeah.
these guys're good drivers.	They gotta be.
just when everything's going my way, you gotta pull a stunt like this.	I don't even want you to go. Whaddya think of that? I got other plans for my life than dragging around some dumb cowboy that thinks he's God's gift to women. One twenty-buck trick and he's already the biggest stud in New York City. It's laughable.
i'll find the money. if you just get me on the bus, that's all i ask.	Just when everything's going my way, you gotta pull a stunt like this.
you know what's wrong with you? you got fevers. you kinky as a bedbug. how you gonna get to florida?	I'll find the money. If you just get me on the bus, that's all I ask.
i'm going to florida, that's my only chance.	You know what's wrong with you? You got fevers. You kinky as a bedbug. How you gonna get to Florida?
well, just exactly what the hell you think you're gonna do? die on me?	I'm going to Florida, that's my only chance.
no doctors. no, sir. not me. doctors are like goddam auto mechanics. fix one-thing, unplug another. operate for piles and while they're there, they unscrew your liver. my old man, for god's sake, wasn't any sicker'n i am when he went to the doctor.	Well, just exactly what the hell you think you're gonna do? Die on me?
okay. here it is. you gonna go see the doctor. i got nine bucks and twenty more thursday and i gonna be riding high before you know it. so you gonna get you the best goddam doctor in this town and get yourself straightened out, that's what.	No doctors. No, sir. Not me. Doctors are like goddam auto mechanics. Fix one-thing, unplug another. Operate for piles and while they're there, they unscrew your liver. My old man, for God's sake, wasn't any sicker'n I am when he went to the doctor.
i don't know. cops. or the -- how should i know?	Okay. Here it is. You gonna go see the doctor. I got nine bucks and twenty more Thursday and I gonna be riding high before you know it. So you gonna get you the best goddam doctor in this town and get yourself straightened out, that's what.
who?	I don't know. Cops. Or the -- how should I know?
what'll happen. i mean what they do to, you know, do with you -- if you can't -- ah, christ!	Who?
what of?	What'll happen. I mean what they do to, you know, do with you -- if you can't -- ah, Christ!
i'm scared.	What of?
and what?	I'm scared.
well, i don't think i can walk.  i mean, i been falling down a lot and, uh...	And what?
yeah.	Well, I don't think I can walk.  I mean, I been falling down a lot and, uh...
but thanks.  hey, joe, don't get sore about this or anything. you promise?	Yeah.
you couldn't lift fly specks from a sugar bowl. can you hold this?	But thanks.  Hey, Joe, don't get sore about this or anything. You promise?
no. but while you was buying the underwear, i could have lifted the socks.	You couldn't lift fly specks from a sugar bowl. Can you hold this?
they wrong?	No. But while you was buying the underwear, I could have lifted the socks.
well, if you're awright, why you hanging on the bannister. can you walk or not?	Walk? Naturally I can walk.
tell her, ratso.	Twenty bucks...
well, i made it. this here is ratso rizzo and i...	Rico. Rico Rizzo.
don't need a comb.	Few dozen cooties won't kill me, don't guess.
you got a comb?	Don't need a comb.
but they picked me, right? so what i'll do, i'll just say, now look, you want me? well, i don't go nowhere without my buddy here.	Well, what the hell, I got nothing better to do.
don't say nothing about you either.	But they picked me, right? So what I'll do, I'll just say, now look, you want me? Well, I don't go nowhere without my buddy here.
did i say that? did i?  it don't say nothing about you...	Don't say nothing about you either.
what you're driving at, you want me to get lost so you can go to your fancy-ass party.	Did I say that? Did I?  It don't say nothing about you...
now i'm here. i'm in new york city. getting picked for things. don't you see what i'm driving at?	What you're driving at, you want me to get lost so you can go to your fancy-ass party.
yeah, well, so?	Now I'm here. I'm in New York City. Getting picked for things. Don't you see what I'm driving at?
well, this thought just struck me. it wasn't too long ago i was washing dishes way the hell somewhere in texas.	Yeah, well, so?
well, uh, he dam well know he ain't 'be-loved aunt winifred'.	He can't read. Even dumber than you. Couldn't write his own name. X -- that's what it ought to say there on that goddam headstone. One big lousy X like our flat. Condemned. By order of City Hall.
can he smell the difference, eh?	Well, uh, he dam well know he ain't 'be-loved Aunt Winifred'.
respect shee-it! you even steal flowers for his grave.	Can he smell the difference, eh?
the name's rico, at my own father's grave, a man deserves some respect.	Respect shee-it! You even steal flowers for his grave.
kee-rist, you sure are one twisty little bastard, ratso.	The name's Rico, at my own father's grave, a man deserves some respect.
forty-second street. where'n hell you think it come from?	You wanna know the truth? You dumb bastard, I got it for you. Look at it. Goddam thing's ten sizes too big for me.
where'd that come from?	Forty-second Street. Where'n hell you think it come from?
who'd you ever do a favor for? you just let some poor bastard freeze to death, wouldn't you?	Where'd that come from?
the coat? a guy i did a favor once gave it to me. christ.	Who'd you ever do a favor for? You just let some poor bastard freeze to death, wouldn't you?
shee-it. cough yourself inside out, then light a fag, a goddam fag. you make me puke. where'd you steal it? in the movies?	The coat? A guy I did a favor once gave it to me. Christ.
not bad -- for a cowboy -- you're okay, you're okay.	What I'm gonna do, I'm gonna make a cowboy outta you, kid. How about that? Build you up a little, teach you couple little tricks'n turn y'out to stud, Rat-stuff.
don't rush me. how i do it, see, i get myself primed, like i was turning on the charm for some pretty little blonde lady, then kinda mosey away slow and easy and - swing around! -- and there you are, you handsome devil.	Not bad -- for a cowboy -- you're okay, you're okay.
you like it? take a look.	Don't rush me. How I do it, see, I get myself primed, like I was turning on the charm for some pretty little blonde lady, then kinda mosey away slow and easy and - swing around! -- and there you are, you handsome devil.
kee-rist, you pretty damn clever for a skimpy little gimp.	You like it? Take a look.
hey, you're good! i bet you could pick up a living at this if you tried.	And end up a hunchback like my old man? You think I'm crippled? You shoulda caught him the end of a day.
you ain't got a chance in hell. you need threads and glitter, baby. a front, hey?	Well, uh, my manager's gonna manage all that crap, or else he gonna get a coconut up his flue.
you talk like a man with a tin twat.	You ain't got a chance in hell. You need threads and glitter, baby. A front, hey?
look at yourself, joe, no offense, but frankly, you're beginning to smell. for a stud in this town that's a handicap.	You talk like a man with a tin twat.
miami beach is the only place for a real hustler. florida has more rich chicks per square yard than any resort spot in the world. they lie out in their pagodas and pergolas waiting to grab the first jockstrap that passes.	What's all this sweet talk about Florida? Your friend O'Daniel got a stable down there now?
i think finding you's the smartest thing i ever did, for both of us. you just the crooked kinda sneaky little sidewinder i need to get me hustling in this town. hey!	Miami Beach is the only place for a real hustler. Florida has more rich chicks per square yard than any resort spot in the world. They lie out in their pagodas and pergolas waiting to grab the first jockstrap that passes.
in florida, they come smooth, ready to eat. down there, your only problem is, diet-wise, you gotta lift an arm to wipe warm milk off your chin. tough, hey?	I think finding you's the smartest thing I ever did, for both of us. You just the crooked kinda sneaky little sidewinder I need to get me hustling in this town. Hey!
i been sick. hold this, will ya?	In Florida, they come smooth, ready to eat. Down there, your only problem is, diet-wise, you gotta lift an arm to wipe warm milk off your chin. Tough, hey?
this is an okay setup you got here, but i'd say you ain't just exactly, uh, flush, is that right or not?	I been sick. Hold this, will ya?
the two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. that's a known fact. if i can find the goddam hole the milk squirts out.	This is an okay setup you got here, but I'd say you ain't just exactly, uh, flush, is that right or not?
rico then, at least call me rico in my own goddam place.	Rico! Rico! Rico! Is that enough?  And keep your meat hooks off my radio.
shee-it, man, i can't say all that.	Rico then, at least call me Rico in my own goddam place.
joe -- do me one favor -- this is my place, am i wrong? you know, in my own place my name ain't ratso. i mean it so happens my name is enrico salvatore rizzo.	Shee-it, man, I can't say all that.
i'm impressed. you're a killer.	So if you want me to hang around for a few days, I thought you should know.
well, i hope you know what you're in for. i'm a very dangerous person. someone does me bad like you. if i caught up with you that night, there'd be one dead ratso long about now. hear?	I'm impressed. You're a killer.
i want you to stay, okay? i goddam invited you, didn't i?	Well, I hope you know what you're in for. I'm a very dangerous person. Someone does me bad like you. If I caught up with you that night, there'd be one dead Ratso long about now. Hear?
oh. guess i got the wrong impression.	I want you to stay, okay? I goddam invited you, didn't I?
i ain't forcing you, like, i mean, who's forcing you?	Oh. Guess I got the wrong impression.
you want me to stay here tonight, is that the idea?	I ain't forcing you, like, I mean, who's forcing you?
well now, ratso, i'm gonna tell you something for your own good, only first gimme a cigarette.	You want me to stay here tonight, is that the idea?
i drug in a cot, if you want to stay.	Well now, Ratso, I'm gonna tell you something for your own good, only first gimme a cigarette.
so you could sleep! i mean christ!	I drug in a cot, if you want to stay.
what for?	So you could sleep! I mean Christ!
you don't seem like no fag...	What's that supposed to mean?
whatsa matter now?	You don't seem like no fag...
smart thing for me to do is haul ass outta here.	Whatsa matter now?
i'm inviting you. i mean if you're not located, i got a place. i'm inviting you, goddamit.	You inviting shee-it.
listen, keep away from me, hear? you come near me again, i snatch you bald-headed!	I'm inviting you. I mean if you're not located, I got a place. I'm inviting you, goddamit.
you want some free medical advice, shut your goddam mouth about that night.	Okay, right, right, okay. Another subject. Where you living? Still at the hotel?
you keep the sixty-four cents. i want you to have it.	It's sticky. What you do, slobber on 'em? I wouldn't touch 'em.
not a cent, i swear to god, i swear on my mother's eyes.	You keep the sixty-four cents. I want you to have it.
what's in your socks?	Not a cent, I swear to God, I swear on my mother's eyes.
forget it.	I mean, dammit, where you live?
now take it. go on.  listen, where can i reach you? cause i'm gonna make this right with you soon's i get me set up...	Forget it.
oh hell, forget it.	Now take it. Go on.  Listen, where can I reach you? Cause I'm gonna make this right with you soon's I get me set up...
ten, ten -- i got a twenty -- take that...	Oh hell, forget it.
let's see how you look. fine. you look fine. now i'm gonna have to have that other ten...	Ten, ten -- I got a twenty -- take that...
tomorrow when some piece like that's scratching your back in a fifth avenue townhouse, where'll your pal rizzo be? nedicks.	Hold it, just hold it. You think I'm that kinda sombitch? Just name your cut, whatever you want, you got it right now. Five? Ten, how's that?
well, joe, you're a nice guy, and i'd be doing you both a favor, but why? what'm i dragging my bum leg all over town for? it's no picnic and what for, for me myself, what?	Tomorrow when some piece like that's scratching your back in a Fifth Avenue townhouse, where'll your pal Rizzo be? Nedicks.
hey, listen, how about you take me to mee this mister o'diddle bird right now?	Well, Joe, you're a nice guy, and I'd be doing you both a favor, but why? What'm I dragging my bum leg all over town for? It's no picnic and what for, for me myself, what?
i think you just put your finger on it, i do.	My friend O'Daniel. That's who you need. Operates the biggest stable in town. In the whole goddam metropolitan area. A stud like you - paying! -- not that I blame you -- a dame starts crying, I cut my heart for her...
how would i know? you gotta tell a person these things  a hustler? picking up trade on the street like that -- baby, believe me -- you need management.	I think you just put your finger on it, I do.
i'm a hustler, hell, didn't you know that?	How would I know? You gotta tell a person these things  A hustler? Picking up trade on the street like that -- baby, believe me -- you need management.
for money for what?	I'm a hustler, hell, didn't you know that?
for money.	For money for what?
for what?	For money.
... you see what i'm getting at here? she got a penthouse up there with color tv and more goddam diamonds than an archbishop and she busts out bawling when i ask for money!	For what?
enrico rizzo from the bronx. don't mind if i do.	Same all around! For my friend, too!
shee-it...  kee-rist, you really know the ropes. wish to hell i bumped into you before. i'm joe buck from texas and i'm gonna buy you a drink, what do you say to that?	Enrico Rizzo from the Bronx. Don't mind if I do.
that is one hell of a shirt. i bet you paid a pretty price for it, am i right?	Oh, it ain't cheap. I mean, yeah, I'd say this was an all right shirt. Don't like to, uh, you know, have a lot of cheap stuff on my back.
get outta my way.	You're wasting your time. There's nothing in there.
i simply don't have it, joe.	Get outta my way.
i gotta have more'n ten. i gotta have fifty-seven dollars.	I simply don't have it, Joe.
here. don't even thank me.	I gotta have more'n ten. I gotta have fifty-seven dollars.
oh. yes. of course. i should have thought. you shouldn't have to ask. that was thoughtless of me. yes. wait here...	Here. Don't even thank me.
listen, i gotta have money.	Oh. Yes. Of course. I should have thought. You shouldn't have to ask. That was thoughtless of me. Yes. Wait here...
i'm going to florida.	This is terrible. I meet someone who -- then -- wait, I want to give you a present. For your trip. You'll let me please...
no, yes. no, i mean yes please go. help me to be good. come back tomorrow. promise.	I'm going to Florida.
you want me to leave?	No, yes. No, I mean yes please go. Help me to be good. Come back tomorrow. Promise.
oh, difficult, it's so difficult. you're a nice person, joe -- i should never have asked you up -- a lovely person. oh, how i loathe life. i loathe it. please go. please.	You want me to leave?
what you got me up here for?	Oh, difficult, it's so difficult. You're a nice person, Joe -- I should never have asked you up -- a lovely person. Oh, how I loathe life. I loathe it. Please go. Please.
what?	What you got me up here for?
what d'you want?	What?
sometimes it seems to me time stopped twenty years ago. there was this war, there was this handsome young man with quite black hair and he was supposed to die. but he didn't. isn't that amusing?	What?
it's so exciting. new york. the mad forward thrust of everything. my sense of time here is completely altered.	Sometimes it seems to me time stopped twenty years ago. There was this war, there was this handsome young man with quite black hair and he was supposed to die. But he didn't. Isn't that amusing?
gin's okay.	It's so exciting. New York. The mad forward thrust of everything. My sense of time here is completely altered.
a drink? i've got some nice gin. if you'd prefer something else, they'll send it up...	Gin's okay.
get down -- where?	Right here, why not? I prayed in saloons, I prayed in the street, I prayed an the toilet. He don't care where, what He wants is that prayer.
you're a wonderful boy. you'n me gonna have fun, dammit, it don't have to be joyless. say, why don't we get right down on our knees now?	Get down -- where?
money from home, see, there's your strength, you put things in earthy terms any man can understand, son. i warn you i'm gonna use you, i'm gonna run you ragged!	You're a wonderful boy. You'n me gonna have fun, dammit, it don't have to be joyless. Say, why don't we get right down on our knees now?
gonna be like money from home.	Money from home, see, there's your strength, you put things in earthy terms any man can understand, son. I warn you I'm gonna use you, I'm gonna run you ragged!
i got a hunch, joe buck, it's gonna be easier for you than most.	Gonna be like money from home.
ready for anything.	I got a hunch, Joe Buck, it's gonna be easier for you than most.
ready for hard work, son?	Ready for anything.
uh, yessir.	Ready for hard work, son?
yes, i believe you are. cowboy, huh?	Uh, yessir.
well, uh, i'm raring to go.	Yes, I believe you are. Cowboy, huh?
lonesomeness is something you take. you bear? dammit, you take it and go about your business, that's all.	Well, uh, I'm raring to go.
yessir, i can see that.	Lonesomeness is something you take. You bear? Dammit, you take it and go about your business, that's all.
i'm lonesome. i'm lonesome so i'm a drunk. i'm lonesome so i'm a dope fiend. i'm lonesome so i'm a thief, a fornicator, a whore-monger. poop, i say, poop! i've heard it all and i'm sick of it, sick to death.	Yessir, I can see that.
well, not too, i mean, a little.	I'm lonesome. I'm lonesome so I'm a drunk. I'm lonesome so I'm a dope fiend. I'm lonesome so I'm a thief, a fornicator, a whore-monger. Poop, I say, poop! I've heard it all and I'm sick of it, sick to death.
but i'll bet you got one thing in common with them other boys. i'll bet you're lonesome.	Well, not too, I mean, a little.
you bet i do, sir.	But I'll bet you got one thing in common with them other boys. I'll bet you're lonesome.
take it,easy, boy...  seems to me you're different than a lotta boys that come to me. most of 'em seem troubled, confused, but i'd say you knew exactly what you want.	You bet I do, sir.
no sir, i'm no cowboy really, but i'm a first class stud.	Take it,easy, boy...  Seems to me you're different than a lotta boys that come to me. Most of 'em seem troubled, confused, but I'd say you knew exactly what you want.
am i tickled to find you, boy! come on in and let's get a look at you. turn around. good strong back. you'll need it. so you want help -- take a seat, relax, tell me about yourself. cowboy, huh?	No sir, I'm no cowboy really, but I'm a first class stud.
you got it.	No. You got it.
big peni-goddam-cillin bargain, right?	You got it.
this pensacola teeny-bopper -- jail bait -- but built? ten bucks she wanted. three of us made a deal for, twenty-five, see, big goddam bargain?	Big peni-goddam-cillin bargain, right?
instant v-goddam-d.	This Pensacola teeny-bopper -- jail bait -- but built? Ten bucks she wanted. Three of us made a deal for, twenty-five, see, big goddam bargain?
ever stationed at kennedy? those florida chicks...	Instant V-goddam-D.
he fell. hey, fella, you fell. is he all right?	Is he all right!
get lost.	I agree. And for that service I charge one dollar taxi fare.
... and taxi fare for me.	Get lost.
sold. let's go.	... and taxi fare for me.
you really want to do business?	Who's he? Oh God! Don't tell me you two are a couple -- ?
who?	Ziat!
nah, just covered with batshit!	They went out over there: must be some kind of exit.
anybody bitten?	Nah, just covered with batshit!
how's your hernia?	Don't make me laugh.
what?	How's your hernia?
want me to take over?	You want to split your hernia again?
what?	Listen!
it's there!	What?
you got that, shit face? asina...	KNOCK IT OFF!
hey!  i'm getting this together man and i don't need no fucking gastro-head along on this trip!  we go through the wall.	We go through the wall?
tunnel?	It's already built!  There's a basement substructure where they used to keep weapons and stuff, but beneath that there's these old catacombs that the Christians built 'bout a thousand fucking years ago to bury their dead.  We're sitting right on top of it -- here.
years?	Yeah, what do you think this is, the good USA? This is Turkey, man... ) It's a fucking accident here if you're innocent. And anyway... ...ain't nobody who's innocent.
twenty fucking years, man - years! i figger ten at the least.	Years?
twenty months?	Twenty fucking YEARS, man - YEARS! I figger ten at the least.
could be ten or fifteen.  maybe even twenty.	Twenty months?
the airport. trying to get on the plane for the states.	Could be ten or fifteen.  Maybe even twenty.
where?	The airport. Trying to get on the plane for the States.
two kilos.	Where?
history, man, history. how much?	Two kilos.
yeah.	History, man, history. How much?
the kids? why are they...	Little fuckers are thieves, rapists, pickpockets, murderers, you name it - they do it. Don't trust any of 'em...
...he had a bald skull and...	Hamidou.  Chief of the Guards. Don't fuck with him. He almost killed an Italian dude couple months ago.  Bad news. He try anything with you?
'figgers.	...He had a bald skull and...
looks like a cheap hotel.	Yeah... Only the room service is lousy.  Come on, let me show you the tennis courts.
getchmis...?	Olsun - "May it pass quickly." I'm Bell, Jimmy Bell. This is Erich something Swedish.
getchmis olsun	Getchmis...?
haps, railroad, bus timetables?	Everything.
shit.	Billy?
hey, you know what's gonna get us out of here?  it's not a map, max. it's our balls. you know what i mean...  ...i gotta get laid man, i don't know 'bout you guys, but if i don't get it on soon, i'm... i'm not gonna make it.	Shit.
and what do you do when you in the catacombs?	The catacoombs?  Whaddya want, a door?  There's miles of em like a sewer system but they got to come up someplace in Istanbul.
--the water like "'weeps" through the cement, see. twenty, thirty years, you can almost push it over. all we do is use gastrohead's screwdriver here and scrape the mortar out. pull out 2, 3 stones, squeeze through, put 'em back, and get our ass down the shaft, it's a two night operation, maybe three.	And what do you do when you in the catacombs?
gotta be here someplace.  thought i heard a couple of dead christians singing down there.	Stop shitting me, man!
too bad you didn't have a machine.	There's two ways out I figger - over the roof, but that's only one person, maybe two. The other way is Under.
the prison, man. there was this german cat an architect in the hospital. he was helping the turks build some shit round the place. i laid some bread on him and he let me copy them.	Too bad you didn't have a machine.
to what?	The prison, man. There was this German cat an architect in the hospital. He was helping the Turks build some shit round the place. I laid some bread on him and he let me copy them.
dad!	Oh Jesus!
i know you kids smoke that stuff, and we drink booze, but taking it across a border - it was stupid, billy. stupid.	I know.
for the money... )	I know you kids smoke that stuff, and we drink booze, but taking it across a border - it was stupid, Billy. Stupid.
why'd you do it, billy?	For the money... )
how do you like it?  istanbul?	Well, it's an interesting place...  Tell you the truth, I think the food is lousy. The crap they sell in these little restaurants. I went out to eat in one of them last night, and I had to run to the damn toilet... You shoulda' seen the toilet.
the hilton.	How do you like it?  Istanbul?
where you staying, dad?	The Hilton.
nothing. just twisted my ankle.	Where you staying, Dad?
where'd you get that limp?	Nothing. Just twisted my ankle.
don't worry about it.  right now money doesn't count. okay?	Where'd you get that limp?
dad...  i'll pay you back for all this, i promise.	Don't worry about it.  Right now money doesn't count. Okay?
right!  that's what we're shooting for.  mister davis and have been in contact with the state department, but right now relations with the turks aren't too good, nixon's upset the hell out of them. our best bet's... right here.	Dad...  I'll pay you back for all this, I Promise.
no, don't let her!  i'll... how about peg? robbie?	Same. None of the neighbors know. We told them you were in a hospital in Europe.  Oh... this is Stanley Davis. He's the American Consul here... And Necdit Yesil, the lawyer you wanted...
bad. she couldn't make the trip. you know her boy...  susan told us before we got your letter. she's fine; she's trying to get the money to come back and see you, but...	No, don't let her!  I'll... How about Peg? Robbie?
yeah. how's mom?	Bad. She couldn't make the trip. You know Her boy...  Susan told us before we got your letter. She's fine; she's trying to get the money to come back and see you, but...
...don't worry about it.  i can punch you in the nose later. right now we've got to get you out of here.  you all right?	Yeah. How's Mom?
dad...i'm...	...Don't worry about it.  I can punch you in the nose later. Right now we've got to get you out of here.  You all right?
okay!  ley me out right here.  i'm getting tired of all this bullshit from you.  i'll walk it.	Ah, look!  they probably know where the campers are
all over.  turkish army up there. it's against the law. they shoot us.  you sure you looking for your friends, man?	Okay!  Ley me out right here.  I'm getting tired of all this bullshit from you.  I'll walk it.
where are the minefields?	All over.  Turkish Army up there. It's against the law. They shoot us.  You sure you looking for your friends, man?
how much?	Where are the minefields?
i'll pay extra	How much?
no!  i'm not going any further! it'll wreck my car.	I'll pay extra
not far. just a little way.	No!  I'm not going any further! It'll wreck my car.
two miles! minefields over there. do you know where this campground is or not?	Not far. Just a little way.
those mountains? are they?	Very bad now. Maybe war. Those Greek pigs try to steal Cyprus again ) How'd you lose your friends?
sixty lira?	Sixty?
about ten kilometers.	Sixty Lira?
how far?	About ten kilometers.
sure.	How far?
you know where they are?	Sure.
yes.  i think so.	Good.  Would you go back to the Pudding Shoppe now and point him out to my men if you see him?
would you recognize him again?	Yes.  I think so.
a cabdriver. he picked me up in the pudding shoppe in the bazaar.	Would you recognize him again?
good. now, where did you get the hashish?	A cabdriver. He picked me up in the Pudding Shoppe in the bazaar.
yes...?	Good. Now, where did you get the hashish?
good. there's nothing to be afraid of. if you co-operate with us, you will be on the plane for new york tomorrow... yes?	Yes...?
no, i'm not afraid.	Good. There's nothing to be afraid of. If you co-operate with us, you will be on the plane for New York tomorrow... yes?
jeez, she used to say i was the lucky one.	Let's hope so, Billy.  Let's sure hope so.
lucky girl.	Jeez, she used to say I was the lucky one.
she didn't know anything about...i wouldn't have wanted her to.	Lucky girl.
...she was on the plane.	She didn't know anything about...I wouldn't have wanted her to.
girlfriend?	...She was on the plane.
be tough on 'em.	Girlfriend?
he sells insurance for metropolitan life.	Be tough on 'em.
what's your father do?	He sells insurance for Metropolitan Life.
yeah. parents, brother, sister. babylon, long island.	What's your father do?
got a family back there?	Yeah. Parents, brother, sister. Babylon, Long Island.
i was just going to sell it to friends.  i'm not a pusher, honest.	Got a family back there?
beats working.	I was just going to sell it to friends.  I'm not a pusher, honest.
three, four thousand...i don't know.  the guy offered me the hash--  ...it just seemed like easy money.	Beats working.
how much did you figure to make?	Three, four thousand...I don't know.  The guy offered me the hash--  ...it just seemed like easy money.
two hundred dollars. it was my last two hundred.	How much did you figure to make?
how much you pay this joker... this cab driver?	Two hundred dollars. It was my last two hundred.
something like that. cigarette?	How much you pay this joker... this cab driver?
...are you with the consulate?	Something like that. Cigarette?
i just needed some extra money.  i was broke, the guy offered me the hash and...	...are you with the Consulate?
just what?	I just needed some extra money.  I was broke, the guy offered me the hash and...
but just...	Just what?
well, you see billy, it don't really matter right now if it's 2 kilos or 200 kilos. the turks love to catch any foreigner smuggling - it shows the world they're fighting the drug trade.	But just...
four planes in four days...but i guess you kids don't read the newspapers...and what with our people kicking up a shit storm 'bout the flow of heroin from turkey you got...	But didn't have heroin.
stupid.	Four planes in four days...but I guess you kids don't read the newspapers...and what with our people kicking up a shit storm 'bout the flow of heroin from Turkey you got...
you decided to fly at a bad time billy palestinian guerrillas all over the place blowing up planes and all.	Stupid.
how long?	Seven years...
you just got to get yourself a good lawyer.  and some money... talk to max.  he's been in the longest.	How long?
he wasn't even in the car?	Aslan, there...
but he was eating lunch a mile away when the turk smashed into killed himself.	He wasn't even in the car?
that doesn't seem so bad.	But he was eating lunch a mile away when the Turk smashed into killed himself.
there is no fair in turkey, billy. it's all "sula-bula" like this, like that. an italian hippie had a car accident and a turk was killed. so, they threw him in here for six months...	That doesn't seem so bad.
it's not fair!	There is no fair in Turkey, Billy. It's all "sula-bula" like this, like that. An Italian hippie had a car accident and a Turk was killed. SO, they threw him in here for six months...
a hundred grams.	It's not fair!
how much did you have?	A hundred grams.
twelve years.	How much did you have?
what they give you?	Twelve years.
hashish.  ninety percent of the foreigners are in for hashish.	What they give you?
and you?	Hashish.  Ninety percent of the foreigners are in for hashish.
new people sometimes get on his nerves.	What did he do?
feeling all right?	Yeah.  That guy who beat me?  I feel stoned.
just erich.	I'm Billy Hayes... At least I used to be.
how's it feel?	About as good as it looks.
what do you mean life for for what! for what!	Billy!  Please!
and?	We've been notified that they rejected the sentence...
the prosecutor objected to your sentence for possession; he wanted a smuggling conviction and the high court in ankara reviewed it.	And?
what do you mean?	The Prosecutor objected to your sentence for possession; he wanted a smuggling conviction and the High Court in Ankara reviewed it.
no... it looks like your going to have a new court.	What do you mean?
what's wrong?	Sit down a moment, Billy.  I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.
i want you to know we're going to do everything, in our power to get you out as soon as possible. believe me.	Thank you.
hello.	I want you to know we're going to do everything, in our power to get you out as soon as possible. Believe me.
hello, billy.	Hello.
why the suit?	Maybe he's changing jobs.
bad. sent to the city hospital. they ruptured his hernia again.	Oh shit.
what?	Bad. Sent to the City Hospital. They ruptured his hernia again.
just got some news on bell.	What?
max - where?	His radio Back of his open, radio...
hishradyo.	Max - where?
yeah? where?	Hishradyo.
'dem dat hides can finds says i'... i seen him, the clever tit, sneaking looks at it late at night, talking to it.	Yeah? Where?
what?	I know where it is.
you know where it is?	What?
...his money - steal that, you steal his blood... could you see his face when everything he worked so hard to get got snatched?  if we knew where he hid it.  anyway, steal from him they'd pick up the whole prison and shake it sideways.  we couldn't hide it anywhere.	You know where it is?
it's already been cut.	Then I'll cut his balls off.
i want to cut his throat.	It's already been cut.
max, sit down. you're in no shape to kill anybody.	I want to cut his throat.
ziat... what do i got to lose huh! what do i got to lose. and i'd really enjoy it.	Max, sit down. You're in no shape to kill anybody.
whose?	ZIAT... What do I got to lose huh! What do I got to lose. And I'd really enjoy it.
cut his fucking throat.	Whose?
what?	Cut his fucking throat.
oh we... we...	Max... Your BILLY shirt's on fire...
after we're outside the kogus?	Oh we... we...
what?	After we're outside the kogus?
then we're outside the kogus. then what?	What?
yeah i got it all worked out. billy, listen to me.  that old guard likes you, you drop some acid on him.  when he's seeing rainbows yer know. walk out - tonight.	Then we're outside the kogus. Then what?
i got some acid man.  maybe we can drop some on the guards huh? in their tea or something.	Yeah I got it all worked out. Billy, listen to me.  That old guard likes you, You drop some acid on him.  When he's Seeing rainbows yer know. walk out - tonight.
yeah.	I got some acid man.  Maybe we can drop some on the guards huh? In their tea or something.
goddamn gastro's killing me.  making me blind. hey billy!	Yeah.
what?  you gotta be joking.	We go back, seal it up again, and come in tomorrow night - every night 'till we get out of here. There's gotta be a way. Those bats got out someplace.  Now let's go.  Doubletime!
we go back.	What?  You gotta be joking.
shit!  shit!  shit!	It's a dead end. The Turks musta' sealed it up.
two thirty.	Shit!  Shit!  Shit!
what time is it?	Two thirty.
yeah!	Jimmy?
okay?	Yeah!
you got your stuff?	Yeah.
where is it?	I don' t know. It's someplace down in there....  ..deep.. A big door...a wheel....
yeah,  for the criminally insane.  i was there once for two weeks and it ain't an illusion. it's awful. namidou runs it like a death camp, that's where he spends most of his time...	Where is it?
section 13?	Yeah,  for the criminally insane.  I was there once for two weeks and it ain't an illusion. It's awful. Namidou runs it like a death camp, that's where he spends most of his time...
you gotta be fucking crazy!  you got stabbed in the ass once too much, sweetheart, cause you're gonna end up in section 13, that's what - not the 'catacombs.	Section 13?
but how would you get into the shaft, jimmy?	I suppose you knock three times and ask for St. Peter.
get the... midnight... express.	What's that?
what do you mean?	Get the... midnight... express.
best way is get your ass out... any... way... you can...	What do you mean?
billy - you'll just make yourself crazy.	Take it off! Take it off!  ...S'il vous plait?...
what is it? . . . billy?	For Christ's sake, just GET on the plane, okay!
susan - forget it. go get us a seat on the plane. now.	What is it? . . . Billy?
no!	Susan - forget it. Go get us a seat on the plane. Now.
my passport!	No!
billy, what's the matter?	My passport!
you can't take anything seriously.	You're right.
never was anybody like you...	You can't take anything seriously.
and you ate two baclavas, right? i not to touch them, mine was awful.	Look, I think I'm going to have to go to the john again.  You go on through, I'll catch up.
i think i've been poisoned.	And you ate two baclavas, right? I not to touch them, mine was awful.
work, work, work, that's all do	I don't hear you bitch about the money.
hey, ziat, hurry up with the tea will ay!	Work, work, work, that's all do
that's a great philosophy.	You 'Merican.  You don't know.
dog eat dog, hi-yes. you fuck other man before he fuck you.  and you must fuck last.	That's a great philosophy.
learn what?	Dog eat dog, Hi-yes. You fuck other man before he fuck you.  And you must fuck last.
was..  ...seven years old. i was on street in suk.  buy.  sell.  no family to take care. i learn.	Learn what?
know what?	Was..  ...seven years old. I was on street in Suk.  Buy.  Sell.  No family to take care. I learn.
i make special tea for you, hiyes, okay?  we've to live like brothers. we have to be in here together.	Oh shove it, Ziat for all the money you have, you have nothing!
but you fuck with me. you fuck with me all the time. you make crummy tea.  you rip us off on the hash.	I make special tea for you, Hiyes, okay?  We've to live like brothers. We have to be in here together.
look, you don't fuck with me, i don't fuck with you, right?	But you fuck with me. You fuck with me all the time. You make crummy tea.  You rip us off on the hash.
you're ayip!	Look, you don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with you, right?
cat, ah!  ayip!	You're ayip!
what is it with you man, what the hell is it?	Cat, ah!  Ayip!
it's not important, just technical things. we make our case.  you were very good, you spoke well. the judge like you. it look good. don't worry.	Did you ask for bail?
what'd the prosecutor say?	It's not important, just technical things. We make our case.  You were very good, you spoke well. The Judge like you. It look good. Don't worry.
you know i have lectured at the university of maryland in your country?  also university michigan very nice country. we both go back.	If I get bail, Mister Yesil, they say it's easy to cross the border into Greece?
i know exactly what you feel but you must not worry, we are acting immediately, we get the right court, the right judge,  i arrange everything - just right.  and i think we get you bail. if very bad, maybe twenty month sentence... but i think we get you bail...	You know I have lectured at the University of Maryland in your country?  Also University Michigan Very nice country. We both go back.
mr. yesil.	I know exactly what you feel but you must not worry, we are acting immediately, we get the right court, the right judge,  I arrange everything - just right.  And I think we get you bail. If very bad, maybe twenty month sentence... But I think we get you bail...
vilyum, i am necdit yesil.	Mr. Yesil.
who got the frenchman out?	Oh Yesil...  Yesil's his name but I...don't know anything... 'bout...Yesil...
what lawyer?	Who got the Frenchman out?
the lawyer?	What lawyer?
who?	The lawyer?
his name?	Who?
yeah... there's no straight lawyers in turkey... they're all bent bent as hairpins...	His name?
lawyers?	Yeah... there's no straight lawyers in Turkey... They're all bent bent as hairpins...
lady...	Did you hear me?  Get Dr. Raymond! NOW!!
okay, jeremy...go get dr. chris raymond, will you?	Lady...
jeremy...	Okay, Jeremy...go get Dr. Chris Raymond, will you?
what's your name?	Jeremy...
hey, you can't...	What's your name?
weird shit...?	Take a look.
there's some weird shit here.	Weird shit...?
yeah...?	There's some weird shit here.
peter...	Yeah...?
there are thirty five listed in the reverend wong's roster...	Shit.
did they get the sleazebag who owns this place?	Triad, Chinese Mafia. They bring people from Yunan. Slave labor...  Reverend Harry Wong, a preacher had the flophouse fronting for them. No sign of him.
immigration's gonna love you for that.	Tell them to send flowers to the usual address.
internal hemorrage. 2 our of 5 have it.  no definite signs of tb, but we'll quarantine them a week just to make sure.	Immigration's gonna love you for that.
you really love flashing that thing, don't you?	Hey. I'm a short guy. Waddaya want?
not just any carbohydrates, mind you. it was like being on the receiving end of some kind of transcendent oral sex.  we should get a strobe on this thing. maybe even a siren.	Yeah, and a loudspeaker so you can yell "Epidemic! Epidemic! You're all going to die!"
selling your sould for a fistful of carbohydrates...	Not just any carbohydrates, mind you. It was like being on the receiving end of some kind of transcendent oral sex.  We should get a strobe on this thing. Maybe even a siren.
the blintzes!  "try the blintzes..."	Selling your sould for a fistful of carbohydrates...
and a right.	Right.
i think so. one right, two lefts...	And a right.
go left.  go left again till you hit the fork... then right again. you got that?	I think so. One right, two lefts...
way we came.  take the first tunnel to your right...	Go left.  Go left again till you hit the fork... Then right again. You got that?
h-how do i get...?	Way we came.  Take the first tunnel to your right...
show that to the station manager.  tell him leonard's gonna have his bubble-butt he don't have someone down here in ten.	H-how do I get...?
what?	Track bunnies.  Rats.  They're usually around.
funny.  shoulda seen some track bunnies by now.	What?
there's really people living down here?	Mole people. This section was pretty popular, all the way to Fulton Street...
new york's finest.	There's really people living down here?
you all watch your step.  we got some burrows goin' down seven stories here.  you fall, i don't wanna have to come pick you up.	New York's finest.
what do you-?	Go!! Just go!!
the kid's with them!!	What do you-?
the kid...	The kid's with them!!
you gonna finally get to fuck around with the wires.  think you can handle it?	Depends.  You got a memo?
can we get this car there?	Someone'd have to go to the switchroom, pull the coupling lever, that'll send us left and to the elevator.
is there a switch?	Third rail is dead.  Get me up.  There must be a manual override in the booth.
it doesn't matter, all right?  it's dead.	How you know that?  Shit, it was runnin' around with its buttside gone and a fucking pipe through its heart...
"mistake"?  what's that supposed to...?	It doesn't matter, all right?  It's dead.
a mistake.	"Mistake"?  What's that supposed to...?
oh, you helped me here, all right, white boy.  you and your goddam memo. you needed to prove your point, uh?	I'm sorry.  But I don't think letting you bleed to death is the best apology.
leonard, listen.  i need to see if there's any nerve damage before we carry you back.  look, i'm trying to help you here...	Oh, you helped me here, all right, white boy.  You and your goddam memo. You needed to prove your point, uh?
yeah, i feel like ripping your fucking eyes out...	Leonard, listen.  I need to see if there's any nerve damage before we carry you back.  Look, I'm trying to help you here...
you feel anything?	Yeah, I feel like ripping your fucking eyes out...
its muscles are locked.	Oh, Jesus!!
wait a minute-	Fuck you, wait a minute. I'm going to-
i only got...	Just do it!
for chrissakes, what's the problem? you need a memo every time you fart?	All right, motherfucker, that's it.
those things bring juice to the new stations.  you just can't rewire that shit...	For Chrissakes, what's the problem? You need a memo every time you fart?
what?	Those things bring juice to the new stations.  You just can't rewire that shit...
oh, man, there you go again.	What?
you said those cables're still live. can't we rewire...?	Oh, man, there you go again.
well...there's an old service elevator half a mile down the tracks.  ain't gonna be much use, though.  lines are dead.	You said those cables're still live. Can't we rewire...?
any luck?	Well...there's an old service elevator half a mile down the tracks.  Ain't gonna be much use, though.  Lines are dead.
oh, that's gonna work.	You got a better way up?
did you see the size of that thing?!	Look what you did! You stupid sonofa-
20 minutes. if you don't go sight-seeing anymore.	20 minutes.  Susan?
we'll be back at the platform in...	20 minutes. If you don't go sight-seeing anymore.
for chrissakes.  you gonna lay a two- bit bureaucratic, territorial number on me?	You wanna keep up the conversation, you best come back with the proper permits and the right attitude.
excuse me, i'm talking to you.	No, you talkin' at me.
fine.  you want me to call your supervisor?	Please do.  He's a lonely guy.
...should know better'n to go sneakin' around my turf...	Fine.  You want me to call your supervisor?
the department of public health...	...should know better'n to go sneakin' around my turf...
yeah, and you gonna have to show me a lot bigger one you wanna go down there. that's the old maintenance grid, doc. swiss cheese: tunnels, tracks...	The Department of Public Health...
look, i showed you my badge...	Yeah, and you gonna have to show me a lot bigger one you wanna go down there. That's the old maintenance grid, Doc. Swiss cheese: tunnels, tracks...
what's manny doing? i can't see him anymore.	Nino, please...
i pull.	You don't do that, we're on the wrong track.  You...
the lights come up, you pull the switch.	I pull.
you better tell me what the hell's going on here!	Hey, hey!! Take it easy!!
what are you doing down here?	Chuy. He was taken. He's down here somewhere...  Oh, please, hurry. I saw what was after her.
my god, what the hell are you...?	Hurry, the woman needs help!
he's special.	He can imitate anything, you just watch him.
we're no leaving you!	No way we can outrun 'em together. Move it!
which way?	Across both tracks!!
what?	Manny never threw the coupling switch!! We're goin' the wrong way!!!
he didn't do it!	What?
it would take a minute or so.  you won't last that long out there.	Peter, you couldn't even fix our TV!
but the power...	Hell, I might be able to juice the whole area, if I can get to the power box. It's just a couple of cables...
what are you putting that crap on me for?	Scent glands.  Insects use 'em to identify themselves to each other.
i didn't protect him, lady. he trusted me. and i didn't protect him... his father...i lost his father to the streets and now, chuy...	We'll find him. We'll be back and find him.
manny...	I didn't protect him, lady. He trusted me. And I didn't protect him... His father...I lost his father to the streets and now, Chuy...
he's out there. i heard him. how can he be? this things...	Manny...
"...and behold he will come that walks as a man, yet is not a man- ..."	This, is our baby Peter. Yours and mine. Aren't you proud?
mantids can mimic. we gave the judas that code...	"...and behold he will come that walks as a man, yet is not a man- ..."
but it look like a man. it... i saw it.	No...
just inner chambers...	But it look like a man. It... I saw it.
no...	We can do it!
talk to me.	Peter...
ah...	Talk to me.
c'mon...	Ah...
your arm, you can't...	I can.  We can do this...
you go first. i'll be right below you.	Your arm, you can't...
jump in.	You go first. I'll be right below you.
oh, come on, come on!	Jump in.
i was just thinking how i could use a pair of pliers... and i remembered where they are...	That's it. That's it. Breathe easy.
don't touch it.  and for godsakes, try not to sweat.  they can sense chemical changes...	Try not to sweat?
the scent won't last...	That's why we should do it now.
it worked before...	The scent won't last...
peter-	It worked before...
we'll cover ourselves with this. they can mimic us-  we goddam mimic them!	Peter-
what-	Just do it!!
rub it on the windows!	What-
they don't know anything peter, they just sense. they're hardwired!	Right. Hardwired to eat anything that's not like them!
it's no use! they know we're in here!	They don't know anything Peter, they just sense. They're hardwired!
how?!	It's no use! They know we're in here!
his blood! it's driving them crazy! we have to mask the odor!	How?!
so, you're saying this is like those bugs that -- that look like twigs or leaves or...	That's camouflage...
no, jesus, no.	Toss the flare down!
don't.	Listen to me:  we're getting you out.
it's me. can you hear me?	Yeah, barely. We haven't found anything down here. Nothing...
it didn't bite me.	I know.  But if it was carrying something...there's a chance you could have been exposed.
susan, listen to me:  you handled that insect almost as much as siri...	It didn't bite me.
no.	Susan, listen to me:  you handled that insect almost as much as Siri...
why take the chance?  just let me go down there with you...	No.
you said that thing was big as your hand.  i don't think i'm going to miss...	Why take the chance?  Just let me go down there with you...
...you don't even know what you're looking for.	You said that thing was big as your hand.  I don't think I'm going to miss...
ironic, don't you think?  these guys can hatch hundreds of offspring in a single clutch of eggs, right? and here we are...	Susan, we're not b-
i was just late.	Ironic, don't you think?  These guys can hatch hundreds of offspring in a single clutch of eggs, right? And here we are...
oh, no, you were-	I was just late.
fuck 'em.  they don't know what they're missing.	Right.
i get the feeling they came more for the potroast than the apterids.	Fuck 'em.  They don't know what they're missing.
no such thing, baby.	I get the feeling they came more for the potroast than the apterids.
great crowd.	No such thing, baby.
he was just doing his job.	Fine, then I'm the bad guy. Jesus!
oh, so i'm the bad guy now?	He was just doing his job.
i heard how you talked to him.	Oh, so I'm the bad guy now?
you give someone a fucking uniform and... did you hear how he talked to us?	I heard how you talked to him.
honey, just leave it.	No, there's...
metaxonycha godmani.	So?
maybe they lied to you.	Even if they did... that's all we have, isn't it?
keep going. we'll tell you when to stop...	Maybe they lied to you.
evolution doesn't work that fast. something pushed that thing to take the leap. we need to find another specimen.	We?
okay. so you lost a great specimen-	Don't you get it? It's more than that.
this thing was the size of my fist, peter!! that's off the charts!	Okay. So you lost a great specimen-
i needed to think. it was either this or the weather channel.	This thing was the size of my fist, Peter!! That's off the charts!
thought it was my week for that.	I needed to think. It was either this or the weather channel.
okay, meet me out front.  i gotta go. josh's picking me up in five. see you tonight.	I'll be late.
don't get kinky here...	Okay, meet me out front.  I gotta go. Josh's picking me up in five. see you tonight.
you were the one who ran around with ice in his underwear, don't forget that.	Don't get kinky here...
you know where they get this fertility stuff?  they extract it from the urine of menopausal italian nuns.	Monks bottle their own wine. Don't they?
who know?  we get lucky, maybe a couple of 'em'll be ours.	We're down to a "couple" now, huh?
we did no impact evaluation.  the consequences of...	Is this a Catholic guilt thing...?
you know what i mean...	We did no impact evaluation.  The consequences of...
taking a cab instead of hiring a limo?	You know what I mean...
do you think we did the right thing?	Taking a cab instead of hiring a limo?
you did!	Do you think we did the right thing?
please.	You did!
a shame.  you looked great tonight.	Please.
an "ootheca". an eggcase. it probably had more, uh "weirdbugs" inside.	No way. I see one of those, I'd puke.
gross. what is it?	An "Ootheca". An eggcase. It probably had more, uh "weirdbugs" inside.
you sure you didn't see one of these?	Gross. What is it?
you guys have done a nice job.  how bout five dollars?	That's it?
hello.	You the bug lady, right?
that's impossible.  insects don't...	I know.  Help me get a sample.
my god.	What?
and they're not fully developed.  this thing's not even an adult.	My God.
fuck! it broke the skin...	And they're not fully developed.  This thing's not even an adult.
this wing configuration. i've never...	Fuck! It broke the skin...
no shit.	This wing configuration. I've never...
it bit you.	No shit.
what is it?	I have no idea.  Are you ready?
i'm gonna pull it out and i want you to pin it down, okay?	What is it?
what's this?	Oh, right... They been here since noon. I told them you're real busy.
not a big one.  i mean, it was like a turkey baster.	Oh, Jesus.
she used a baster.	Not a big one.  I mean, it was like a turkey baster.
what?	She used a baster.
i just...well, i had this cousin in delhi.  she was having problems, too. she, ah...	What?
watch your step, siri.  your grant could be on the line here.	I just...well, I had this cousin in Delhi.  She was having problems, too. She, ah...
i'm on it.  don't worry.  look, susan...i don't mean to pry, but... i kinda overheard you and peter.	Watch your step, Siri.  Your grant could be on the line here.
...as long as they're ready for the opening i don't care, just tell them that.	I'm on it.  Don't worry.  Look, Susan...I don't mean to pry, but... I kinda overheard you and Peter.
siri, sandblast that thing. it looks like trump tower.  those mounds are supposed to be made of dirt and excretions...	Just like Trump Tower, then.
if you don't mind, perhaps i could pay you another visit sometime.	I'd be delighted. Now that you know the way...
thanks, miz wilkes, but i don't want to take up any more of your time. i best be going.	But you didn't even taste your cocoa.
i always say if you can't enjoy your own company, you're not fit company for anyone else.	You got a point there...
must get lonely, living out here all by yourself.	I always say if you can't enjoy your own company, you're not fit company for anyone else.
how does a nice cup of cocoa sound?	Sounds good.
sure.	How does a nice cup of cocoa sound?
well, i just thought--oh, look at me. you'd think i'd never had a house guest before. would you like something to drink?	Sure.
i'm not much of a critic.	Well, I just thought--oh, look at me. You'd think I'd never had a house guest before. Would you like something to drink?
i could give you a couple of hundred pages of mine, and you could tell me what you think.	I'm not much of a critic.
well...  ...maybe it takes time to get the hang of it.	I could give you a couple of hundred pages of mine, and you could tell me what you think.
sure.	It's right this way.
god told me, since i was his number- one fan, that i should make up new stories as if i was paul sheldon. so, went to town. and i bought a typewriter. and paper to type on. the same kind paul sheldon used. and i turned the guest bedroom into a writing studio. would you like to see it?	Sure.
i know. it's so upsetting. i'm his number-one fan...i've got all his books, every sentence he ever put down. i'm so proud of my paul sheldon collection...  ...here i am, prattling on and my manners have just flown away. i haven't invited you in. please.	Thank you.
excuse me, that's not exactly the kind of information i was after. you see, he's been missing for quite some time now, and...	I know. It's so upsetting. I'm his number-one fan...I've got all his books, every sentence he ever put down. I'm so proud of my Paul Sheldon collection...  ...here I am, prattling on and my manners have just flown away. I haven't invited you in. Please.
what do you want to know?	Anything you can tell me might help.
i was just wondering if you happen to know anything about paul sheldon.	What do you want to know?
guess you can tell from my reaction, i'm not all that used to visitors out here. what can i do for you?	I was just wondering if you happen to know anything about Paul Sheldon.
sorry, didn't mean to startle you. you didn't give me a chance to knock.	Guess you can tell from my reaction, I'm not all that used to visitors out here. What can I do for you?
oh, my!	Sorry, didn't mean to startle you. You didn't give me a chance to knock.
did i do good?	You did perfect. Except for one thing. This time we need two glasses.
ahh!!!	Did I do good?
you'll know everything in a minute. get the champagne.	Ahh!!!
oh, paul, this is so romantic. ian and windthorne dueling for the right to misery's hand. does ian win? oh, don't me. it's windthorne, right?	You'll know everything in a minute. Get the champagne.
i'm almost done.	Oh, Paul, this is so romantic. Ian and Windthorne dueling for the right to Misery's hand. Does Ian win? Oh, don't me. It's Windthorne, right?
yes, paul.	I'm almost done.
i was fooling, silly.  you need a cigarette, because you used to smoke but you quit except when you finish a book, and you just have one, and the match is to light it. and you need one glass of champagne.  dome pear-igg-non.	Dome Pear-igg-non it is.
you don't know?	I was fooling, silly.  You need a cigarette, because you used to smoke but you quit except when you finish a book, and you just have one, and the match is to light it. And you need one glass of champagne.  Dome Pear-igg-non.
what things?	You don't know?
you'll know very soon. i'm starting the last chapter. and when i finish, i want everything to be perfect. i'll require three things.	What things?
oh, paul. i'm dying. does she wind up with ian or windthorne? you have to tell me.	You'll know very soon. I'm starting the last chapter. And when I finish, I want everything to be perfect. I'll require three things.
it will.	Oh, Paul. I'm dying. Does she wind up with Ian or Windthorne? You have to tell me.
paul, this will be our legacy.	It will.
i'm glad you like it.	Paul, this will be our legacy.
it was windthorne. i knew it--what does that do to her love for ian?--  --of course, if she hadn't thought windthorne was murdered she never would have fallen in love with ian in the first place.  sorry, it's just that this is so wonderful.	I'm glad you like it.
this is so exciting. it's windthorne, her first love, right?	Maybe. Are you ready for the next chapter?
maybe.	This is so exciting. It's Windthorne, her first love, right?
the stranger staying at the inn, is he someone from misery's past?	Maybe.
three more chapters to go.	The stranger staying at the Inn, is he someone from Misery's past?
oh, paul. it's beautiful.	Three more chapters to go.
but the time is now. soon others will come.	It's almost done. By dawn we'll be able to give Misery back to the world.
i know you do. i love you too, annie.  and you're right. we are meant to be together. and i know we must die. but it must be so that misery can live. we have the power to give misery eternal life. we must finish the book.	But the time is now. Soon others will come.
be my guest.	That's disgusting.
i'll drive a sledgehammer into your man-gland if you're not nicer--	Be my guest.
oh, no reason, you keep me prisoner, you make me burn my book, you drive a sledgehammer into my ankles...	I'll drive a sledgehammer into your man-gland if you're not nicer--
why are you so mean, mister you'd-be- dead-in-the-snow-if-it-wasn't-for- me?	Oh, no reason, you keep me prisoner, you make me burn my book, you drive a sledgehammer into my ankles...
why, what are you going to do?  kill me? take your best shot.	Why are you so mean, Mister you'd-be- dead-in-the-snow-if-it-wasn't-for- me?
don't talk to me like that.	Why, what are you going to do?  Kill me? Take your best shot.
i don't know, it's weird, but a couple of broken bones hasn't done a lot for my creative juices. get the fuck out of here.	Don't talk to me like that.
paul, don't you think it's time for you to start writing again? it's been over a week.	I don't know, it's weird, but a couple of broken bones hasn't done a lot for my creative juices. Get the fuck out of here.
now don't fuss, paul.	Why would I run away? I'm a writer, Annie--it's all I am--and I've never written this well--even you said that this is my best, didn't you?
paul, my little ceramic penguin in the study always faces due south.	I don't know what you're talking about.
no, i haven't.	Paul, my little ceramic penguin in the study always faces due south.
you've been out of your room.	No, I haven't.
what?	You've been out of your room.
paul, i know you've been out.	What?
that's very kind of you, but i'll bet it's not altogether true.	It is.
why would i want to leave? i like it here.	That's very kind of you, but I'll bet it's not altogether true.
the book is almost finished. your legs are getting better. soon you'll be able to walk. you'll be wanting to leave.	Why would I want to leave? I like it here.
why would you lose me?	The book is almost finished. Your legs are getting better. Soon you'll be able to walk. You'll be wanting to leave.
when you first came here, i only loved the writer part of paul sheldon. but now i know i love the rest of him too. as much as misery loves ian.  i know you don't love me--don't say you do--you're a beautiful, brilliant, famous man of the world; and i'm...not a movie star type. you'll never know the fear of losing someone like you if you're someone like me.	Why would you lose me?
the rain... sometimes it gives me the blues.	When you first came here, I only loved the writer part of Paul Sheldon. But now I know I love the rest of him too. As much as Misery loves Ian.  I know you don't love me--don't say you do--you're a beautiful, brilliant, famous man of the world; and I'm...not a movie star type. You'll never know the fear of losing someone like you if you're someone like me.
annie, what is it?	The rain... sometimes it gives me the blues.
paul, this is positively the best misery you've ever written.	I think you're right.
to misery.	Paul, this is positively the best Misery you've ever written.
oh, god, what have i done? i'm so sorry, paul. i ruined your beautiful toast. will you ever forgive me? here, let me pour another one.  can we pretend this never happened? to misery?	To Misery.
are you kidding? if anyone ever told me that one day i'd be having a candlelit dinner with paul sheldon in my own house, i woulda checked both legs to see which one was being pulled. will this do?	It's perfect.
absolutely. listen, if you can't find any, it's okay. i just thought it might be nice.	Are you kidding? If anyone ever told me that one day I'd be having a candlelit dinner with Paul Sheldon in my own house, I woulda checked both legs to see which one was being pulled. Will this do?
you really think so?	Absolutely. Listen, if you can't find any, it's okay. I just thought it might be nice.
well, it certainly says you.	You really think so?
oh, you. i just picked things up over the years.	Well, it certainly says you.
did you study decorating, or do you just have a flair?	Oh, you. I just picked things up over the years.
oh, i don't know. i think so. i'll go look.	Did you study decorating, or do you just have a flair?
wait, let's do this right. do you have any candles?	Oh, I don't know. I think so. I'll go look.
to misery.	Wait, let's do this right. Do you have any candles?
yes, to misery. let me pour you some more wine.	To Misery.
a toast?	Yes, to Misery. Let me pour you some more wine.
annie, i think we should have a toast.	A toast?
oh.  you can't get this in a restaurant in new york.	Annie, I think we should have a toast.
my secret is i only use fresh tomatoes, never canned. and to give it that little extra zip, i mix in some spam with the ground beef.	Oh.  You can't get this in a restaurant in New York.
i've never had meatloaf this good, what do you do to it?	My secret is I only use fresh tomatoes, never canned. And to give it that little extra zip, I mix in some Spam with the ground beef.
oh...	I've never had meatloaf this good, what do you do to it?
it looks wonderful. and so do you.	Oh...
i hope you like it.	It looks wonderful. And so do you.
to celebrate misery's return. i couldn't have done it without you.	Oh, Paul. It would be an honor.
whenever he played radio city, who do you think was right there in the front row?	I'm going to play my records all day
misery's alive! misery's alive. oh, it's so romantic--this whole house is going to be filled with romance. i'm going to put on my liberace records--  --you do like liberace, don't you?	Whenever he played Radio City, who do you think was right there in the front row?
not even a hint?	Misery's alive! Misery's alive. Oh, it's so romantic--this whole house is going to be filled with romance. I'm going to put on my Liberace records--  --you do like Liberace, don't you?
have to wait.	Not even a hint?
will she still love him with that special perfect love?	Have to wait.
...have to wait.	Will she still love him with that special perfect love?
oh, paul, can i read each chapter when you finish? i can fill in the "n"s.  will she be her old self, now that ian has dug her out, or will she have amnesia...?	...have to wait.
yeah, yeah...	Oh, Paul, can I read each chapter when you finish? I can fill in the "n"s.  Will she be her old self, now that Ian has dug her out, or will she have amnesia...?
i've known from the very first book that misery had to be born of nobility and i was right!	Yeah, yeah...
well, is it fair? should i keep going?	You better. Oh, Paul, when Ian realized that the reason they'd buried Misery alive was because the bee sting had put her in that temporary coma--
nothing.	Well, is it fair? Should I keep going?
what?	Nothing.
what about a bee...?	What?
you said you can make it so they gotta turn the page. you know, "i 'gotta' know will she live," "i 'gotta' know will he catch the killer." "i gotta see how this chapter ends." you said it. i don't usually buy that magazine. i only got it, 'cause they were interviewing you.	What about a bee...?
i said that?	You said you can make it so they gotta turn the page. You know, "I 'gotta' know will she live," "I 'gotta' know will he catch the killer." "I gotta see how this chapter ends." You said it. I don't usually buy that magazine. I only got it, 'cause they were interviewing you.
the "gotta." remember, you talked about it in playboy magazine. you said there's a million things you can't do in this world; you can't hit a curve ball, you can't fix a leaky faucet or make a marriage work-- but there's one thing you always have, and that's the power of the "gotta."	I said that?
the what?	The "gotta." Remember, you talked about it in Playboy magazine. You said there's a million things you can't do in this world; you can't hit a curve ball, you can't fix a leaky faucet or make a marriage work-- but there's one thing you always have, and that's the power of the "gotta."
you can--you have the "gotta"--	The what?
i'm telling you, i can't.	You can--you have the "gotta"--
don't be silly. of course you can.	I'm telling you, I can't.
i can't write this anymore.	Don't be silly. Of course you can.
what's the matter, paul? you haven't written a word.	I can't write this anymore.
they always cheated like that in cliff--  --chapter plays.	But not you. Not with my Misery. Remember, Ian did ride for Dr. Cleary at the end of the last book, but his horse fell jumping that fence and Ian broke his shoulder and his ribs and lay there all night in the ditch so he never reached the doctor, so there couldn't have been any "experimental blood transfusion" that saved her life. Misery was buried in the ground at the end, Paul, so you'll have to start there.
"he didn't get out of the cockadoodie car!"	They always cheated like that in cliff--  --chapter plays.
i know that, mister man--they also call them serials. i'm not stupid, you know.  anyway, my favorite was rocket man, and once it was a no-brakes chapter, the bad guys stuck him in a car on a mountain road and knocked him out and welded the doors shut and tore out the brakes and started him to his death and he woke up and tried to steer and tried to get out, but the car went off a cliff before he could escape and it crashed and burned and--i was so upset and excited and the next week you better believe i was first in line and they always start with the end of the last week and there was rocket man trying to get out, and here came the cliff and just before the car went off he jumped free and all the kids cheered--  --but i didn't cheer, i stood right up and started shouting, "this isn't what happened last week--have you all got amnesia?--they just cheated us--this wasn't fair--"	"HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR!"
--cliff-hangers--	I know that, Mister Man--they also call them serials. I'm not stupid, you know.  Anyway, my favorite was Rocket Man, and once it was a no-brakes chapter, the bad guys stuck him in a car on a mountain road and knocked him out and welded the doors shut and tore out the brakes and started him to his death and he woke up and tried to steer and tried to get out, but the car went off a cliff before he could escape and it crashed and burned and--I was so upset and excited and the next week you better believe I was first in line and they always start with the end of the last week and there was Rocket Man trying to get out, and here came the cliff and JUST BEFORE the car went off he jumped free and all the kids cheered--  --but I didn't cheer, I stood right up and started shouting, "This isn't what happened last week--have you all got amnesia?--THEY JUST CHEATED US--THIS WASN'T FAIR--"
that's right--when i was growing up in bakersfield, my favorite thing in all the world was to go to the movies on saturday afternoons for the chapter plays...	--cliff-hangers--
--not fair?	That's right--when I was growing up in Bakersfield, my favorite thing in all the world was to go to the movies on Saturday afternoons for the chapter plays...
paul, what you've written just isn't fair.	--not fair?
i really value your criticism, but maybe you're being a little hasty here.	Paul, what you've written just isn't fair.
paul, it's not worthy of you. throw it all out except for the part of naming that gravedigger after me. you can leave that in.	I really value your criticism, but maybe you're being a little hasty here.
what? what happened to "i'll treasure whatever you do?"	Paul, it's not worthy of you. Throw it all out except for the part of naming that gravedigger after me. You can leave that in.
i'm sorry, paul. this is all wrong, you'll have to do it over again.	What? What happened to "I'll treasure whatever you do?"
yeah, well i wouldn't expect too much.	Don't be silly. You'll be brilliant. Think of me as your inspiration.
here, in case you think of any ideas.	Yeah, well I wouldn't expect too much.
it'll only take a second.	I want my pain to go 'way, Annie-- make it go 'way, please Annie--  --please...
i want my pills now!	It'll only take a second.
poor dear... let's get you back in bed and i'll get them for you.	I want my pills NOW!
you know goddamn well what i've been doing--i've been sitting here suffering. i need my pills.	Poor dear... Let's get you back in bed and I'll get them for you.
paul, you're dripping with perspiration, your color is very hectic--what have you been doing?	You know goddamn well what I've been doing--I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE SUFFERING. I need my pills.
annie, what's the matter?	What's the matter? I'll tell you what's the matter. I go out of my way for you. I do everything to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you. And what thanks do I get? "You bought the wrong paper, Annie. I can't write on this paper, Annie." Well, I'll get your stupid paper, but you just better start showing me a little more appreciation around here, Mister Man.
are you sure? 'cause if you want, i'll bring back the whole store for you.	Annie, what's the matter?
no, just the paper will be fine.	Are you sure? 'Cause if you want, I'll bring back the whole store for you.
thank you for thinking of me.  anything else i can get while i'm in town? any other crucial requirements that need satisfying? would you like a tiny tape recorder? or maybe a handmade set of writing slippers?	No, just the paper will be fine.
i thought you'd be interested. i'd like you to be in on everything, annie. not just the finished book, but how it's written.	Thank you for thinking of me.  Anything else I can get while I'm in town? Any other crucial requirements that need satisfying? Would you like a tiny tape recorder? Or maybe a handmade set of writing slippers?
well, it does smudge after all--isn't that fascinating?	I thought you'd be interested. I'd like you to be in on everything, Annie. Not just the finished book, but how it's written.
c'mere, i'll show you.	Well, it does smudge after all--isn't that fascinating?
but mine cost the most so i don't see how it could smudge.	C'mere, I'll show you.
you did great, except there's just one little thing--i can't work with this paper. it's corrasable bond, it smudges. maybe you could go back into town and bring me some white, long-grained mimeo.	But mine cost the most so I don't see how it could smudge.
you--fooler...!  did i do good?	You did great, except there's just one little thing--I can't work with this paper. It's Corrasable Bond, it smudges. Maybe you could go back into town and bring me some white, long-grained mimeo.
it's two of the letters in my favorite nurse's name, annie.	You--fooler...!  Did I do good?
and i got a great deal on this fifty- pound clunker--on account of it's missing an "n." i told the saleslady "n" was one of the letters in my favorite writer's name.	It's two of the letters in my favorite nurse's name, Annie.
don't worry about that. you'll have total solitude so you can concentrate on your work.	Great.
i guess you don't get bothered by neighbors much.	Don't worry about that. You'll have total solitude so you can concentrate on your work.
i expect nothing less than your masterpiece.	You do understand that this isn't the ordinary way books get written-- I mean, some people might actually consider this an oddball situation.
you just expect me to whip something off, that it?	I expect nothing less than your masterpiece.
yes. it will be a book in my honor. for saving your life and nursing you back to health. i'll be the first one to read it.  oh, paul, you're going to make me the envy of the whole world...	You just expect me to whip something off, that it?
i know you didn't mean it when you killed her, and now you'll make it right.	Yes. It will be a book in my honor. For saving your life and nursing you back to health. I'll be the first one to read it.  Oh, Paul, you're going to make me the envy of the whole world...
misery's return?	I know you didn't mean it when you killed her, and now you'll make it right.
oh, but paul!  i don't think, i know! now that you've gotten rid of that nasty manuscript, you can go back to doing what you're great at--  --you're going to write a new novel-- your greatest achievement ever-- misery's return.	Misery's Return?
work? you mean write? what in the world do you think i'd write?	Oh, but Paul!  I don't think, I know! Now that you've gotten rid of that nasty manuscript, you can go back to doing what you're great at--  --you're going to write a new novel-- your greatest achievement ever-- Misery's Return.
that's the big surprise. your new studio--after all, writers do need a place to work.	Work? You mean write? What in the world do you think I'd write?
set what up?	That's the big surprise. Your new studio--after all, writers do need a place to work.
now don't josh. this is a very big day for you, paul. here. you just sit tight, and i'll set everything up.	Set what up?
if i knew this was gonna be the surprise, you could've gotten me to burn all my books.	Now don't josh. This is a very big day for you, Paul. Here. You just sit tight, and I'll set everything up.
and look what i've got for you. an electric razor so you can shave yourself now.	If I knew this was gonna be the surprise, you could've gotten me to burn all my books.
great. i've always wanted to visit the other side of the room.	And look what I've got for you. An electric razor so you can shave yourself now.
see, isn't this nice?	Great. I've always wanted to visit the other side of the room.
great.	See, isn't this nice?
yeah, well, it's a theory. here's your novril.  how does tuna casserole sound for dinner?	Great.
i don't know.	Yeah, well, it's a theory. Here's your Novril.  How does tuna casserole sound for dinner?
i do believe the winters are getting shorter and shorter every year. people say it has something to do with the ozone layer. what do you think?	I don't know.
you're right. you're right. i don't know what i was thinking. i'll tell you what. it doesn't have to be published. nobody ever has to see it. i'll just keep it for myself. no one will ever have to know it exists.	As long as it does exist, your mind won't ever be free. I think you should light the match, Paul.
oh, paul. this isn't about money. it's about decency and purity. it's about god's values.	You're right. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking. I'll tell you what. It doesn't have to be published. Nobody ever has to see it. I'll just keep it for myself. No one will ever have to know it exists.
you know, annie, this book never would have survived without you. when it gets to new york, there will be a big auction, and whatever it brings we can split.  god knows you're entitled to it.	Oh, Paul. This isn't about money. It's about decency and purity. It's about God's values.
i know this is the only copy, paul. when you were twenty-four you wrote your first book and you didn't make a copy, because you didn't think anybody would take it seriously. but they did. and ever since you've never made any copies because you're superstitious--it's why you always come back to the silver creek lodge. you told that story to merv griffin eleven years ago.	You know, Annie, this book never would have survived without you. When it gets to new York, there will be a big auction, and whatever it brings we can split.  God knows you're entitled to it.
so you've indicated. do it.	I know this is the only copy, Paul. When you were twenty-four you wrote your first book and you didn't make a copy, because you didn't think anybody would take it seriously. But they did. And ever since you've never made any copies because you're superstitious--it's why you always come back to the Silver Creek Lodge. You told that story to Merv Griffin eleven years ago.
no big deal.	So you've indicated. Do it.
then light the match, paul.	No big deal.
this isn't difficult, my agent's made dozens of copies. there's gonna be an auction on this, and every publishing house in new york is reading it now. so if you want me to burn it, fine. you're not ridding the world of anything.	Then light the match, Paul.
i know this may be difficult for you, but it's for the best.	This isn't difficult, my agent's made dozens of copies. There's gonna be an auction on this, and every publishing house in New York is reading it now. So if you want me to burn it, fine. You're not ridding the world of anything.
you want me to burn my book?	I know this may be difficult for you, but it's for the best.
yes.	You want me to burn my book?
you want me to burn my book?	Yes.
show me the way?	Yes.
but this time i thought clearly. i asked god about you and god said "i delivered him unto you so that you may show him the way."	Show me the way?
i'll get you everything you want, but you must listen first. sometimes my thinking is a little muddy, i accept that. it's why i couldn't remember all those things they were asking me on the witness stand in denver.	But this time I thought clearly. I asked God about you and God said "I delivered him unto you so that you may show him the way."
i don't suppose i could have a little snack while i wait for the surprise?	I'll get you everything you want, but you must listen first. Sometimes my thinking is a little muddy, I accept that. It's why I couldn't remember all those things they were asking me on the witness stand in Denver.
you're such a kidder. i have a big surprise for you. but first there's something you must do.	I don't suppose I could have a little snack while I wait for the surprise?
perfect.	You're such a kidder. I have a big surprise for you. But first there's something you must do.
what are you doing on the floor?  it's my fault. if i'd had a proper hospital bed, this never would have happened. here, let me help you back in.  i know this hurts, but it'll only take a few seconds. there you go. comfy?	Perfect.
no one--she just died--she slipped away, that's all.	She slipped away? She slipped away? She didn't just slip away. You did it. You did it. You did it. You did it. You murdered my Misery.
then who did?	No one--she just died--she slipped away, that's all.
i didn't...	Then who did?
i don't want her spirit! i want her! and you murdered her!	I DIDN'T...
annie, in 1871, women often died in childbirth, but her spirit is the important thing, and misery's spirit is still alive--	I DON'T WANT HER SPIRIT! I want HER! And you MURDERED her!
you...you dirty bird. she can't be dead. misery chastain cannot be dead! how could you?	Annie, in 1871, women often died in childbirth, but her spirit is the important thing, and Misery's spirit is still alive--
of course i'll like it. misery's about to have her child. what's it gonna be, a boy or a girl? ooh, don't tell me.	You...you dirty bird. She can't be dead. Misery Chastain cannot be dead! How could you?
well, i hope you like it.	Of course I'll like it. Misery's about to have her child. What's it gonna be, a boy or a girl? Ooh, don't tell me.
i'd love to stay here and chat, but i'm right at the end and i gotta find out what happens.	Well, I hope you like it.
it boils down to respect. people just don't respect the institution of marriage any more. they have no sense of real commitment.	I'd love to stay here and chat, but I'm right at the end and I gotta find out what happens.
well, it's not something you should enter into lightly.	It boils down to respect. People just don't respect the institution of marriage any more. They have no sense of real commitment.
don't get me wrong. i'm not against marriage per se. but it would take a pretty special guy to make me want to go down the aisle again.	Well, it's not something you should enter into lightly.
no problem.	Don't get me wrong. I'm not against marriage per se. But it would take a pretty special guy to make me want to go down the aisle again.
yeah, thanks.	No problem.
done?	Yeah, thanks.
i'm...	Done?
i just kept reading them over and over. i know when i finish this one-- and i've only got two chapters to go-- i'll just turn right to the front page and start reading it again.	I'm...
i know how that can be.	I don't know about you, but what I did to get through it was I dove into work--days, nights--night shifts can be lonely at a hospital. I did a lot of reading. That was hen I first discovered Misery. She made me so happy. She made me forget all my problems.  'Course, I suppose you had a little something to do with that too.
for a while i thought i might go crazy.	I know how that can be.
the sistine chapel?	Yeah, that and Misery's Child--those are the only two divine things ever in this world...
i'm on page three-hundred now, paul, and it's better than perfect--it's divine. what's the ceiling that dago painted?	The Sistine Chapel?
she's a fine... uh... pig is what she is...	I'm on page three-hundred now, Paul, and it's better than perfect--it's divine. What's the ceiling that dago painted?
this farm was getting kind of dreary, what with just the few cows and chickens and me--  but when i got misery here, everything changed--she just makes me smile so.	She's a fine... uh... pig is what she is...
i'm getting to believe you.	This farm was getting kind of dreary, what with just the few cows and chickens and me--  But when I got Misery here, everything Changed--she just makes me smile so.
yes. i told you i was your number- one fan.	I'm getting to believe you.
misery?	Yes. I told you I was your number- one fan.
i thought it was time you two should meet. paul, say hello to my favorite beast in all the world, my sow, misery.	Misery?
my pleasure.	I thought it was time you two should meet. Paul, say hello to my favorite beast in all the world, my sow, Misery.
thank you so much.	My pleasure.
you'd be amazed at what some people will believe.	Thank you so much.
i knew it. i knew it wasn't true. boy, how do they get away with printing stuff like that?	You'd be amazed at what some people will believe.
well, you can't believe everything you read in magazines.	I knew it. I knew it wasn't true. Boy, how do they get away with printing stuff like that?
i don't mean to pry, but i've read in two magazines now where you were seeing this model who does those disgusting jeans commercials. and i said it can't be true. paul sheldon would never waste his time with a trampy woman like that.	Well, you can't believe everything you read in magazines.
no. no, it isn't, it's--  --oh pooh, i can't think of any words. would "great" be insulting?	I can live with "great."
i guess that means it's okay.	No. No, it isn't, it's--  --oh pooh, I can't think of any words. Would "great" be insulting?
i made you my speciality--scrambled eggs a la wilkes. and i'm on page 75.	I guess that means it's okay.
i was supposed to be home for her birthday three days ago.	Your agent said she would tell her you were okay. But I'm afraid you'll have to wait until tomorrow if you want to speak to her yourself.
...it's like a visit from my oldest, dearest friend.	I was supposed to be home for her birthday three days ago.
my daughter must be going nuts.	...it's like a visit from my oldest, dearest friend.
well, mine's still out. but the ones in town were working just fine. i called that agent of yours.  oh, paul, i peeked at the very beginning.  what a wonderful first page--just to read the name misery chastain...	My daughter must be going nuts.
the phones are working?	Well, mine's still out. But the ones in town were working just fine. I called that agent of yours.  Oh, Paul, I peeked at the very beginning.  What a wonderful first page--just to read the name Misery Chastain...
the one to town is, but that's about it. i called the hospital and talked to the head orthopedic surgeon. i told him who you were and what had happened. he said as long as there's no infection, you're not in any danger, and as soon as the road to the hospital is open, they'll send an ambulance for you.	The phones are working?
then the roads are open...	The one to town is, but that's about it. I called the hospital and talked to the head orthopedic surgeon. I told him who you were and what had happened. He said as long as there's no infection, you're not in any danger, and as soon as the road to the hospital is open, they'll send an ambulance for you.
they had it at the store, paul, there was a whole batch of them there. as soon as i saw it, i slammed my money down. i got the first copy.	Then the roads are open...
it's fine.	They had it at the store, Paul, there was a whole batch of them there. As soon as I saw it, I slammed my money down. I got the first copy.
oh, i'm sorry. i didn't mean to wake you.	It's fine.
it has no nobility.	Well, these are slum kids, I was a slum kid, everybody talks like that.
the profanity bothers you?	It has no nobility.
the swearing, paul.  there, i said it.	The profanity bothers you?
pretty rough so far.	The swearing, Paul.  There, I said it.
well, it's brilliantly written, but then everything you write is brilliant.	Pretty rough so far.
i can take it, go ahead.	Well, it's brilliantly written, but then everything you write is brilliant.
oh, it's ridiculous, who am i to make a criticism to someone like you?	I can take it, go ahead.
no, what is it?	Oh, it's ridiculous, who am I to make a criticism to someone like you?
nothing.	No, what is it?
but what?	Nothing.
it's crazy, but i don't really know, i mean i haven't written anything but "misery" for so long that--you read it you can tell me what you think it's about. maybe you can come up with a title.	Oh, like I could do that?
what's it about?	It's crazy, but I don't really know, I mean I haven't written anything but "Misery" for so long that--you read it you can tell me what you think it's about. Maybe you can come up with a title.
i don't have a title yet.	What's it about?
what's your new book called?	I don't have a title yet.
i have a hard and fast rule about who can read my stuff at this early stage--only my editor, my agent, and anyone who saves me from freezing to death in a car wreck.	You'll never realize what a rare treat you've given me.
if you wouldn't mind.	I have a hard and fast rule about who can read my stuff at this early stage--only my editor, my agent, and anyone who saves me from freezing to death in a car wreck.
you want to read it?	If you wouldn't mind.
it shouldn't be too much longer.  once the roads are open, the lines'll be up in no time. if you give me their numbers, i'll keep trying them for you.  could i ask you a favor?  i noticed in your case there was a new paul sheldon book and...  and i wondered if maybe...	You want to read it?
when do you think the phone lines'll be back up? i have to call my daughter, and i should call new york and let my agent know i'm breathing.	It shouldn't be too much longer.  Once the roads are open, the lines'll be up in no time. If you give me their numbers, I'll keep trying them for you.  Could I ask you a favor?  I noticed in your case there was a new Paul Sheldon book and...  and I wondered if maybe...
and you're very brilliant, and you must be a good man, or you could never have created such a wondrous, loving creature as misery chastain.  like a baby.  all done.	When do you think the phone lines'll be back up? I have to call my daughter, and I should call New York and let my agent know I'm breathing.
you're very kind...	And you're very brilliant, and you must be a good man, or you could never have created such a wondrous, loving creature as Misery Chastain.  Like a baby.  All done.
i didn't know it was going to be a big storm.	Lucky for you, I did.  Lucky for me too. Because now you're alive and you can write more books. Oh, Paul, I've read everything of Yours, but the Misery novels...
don't move now--wouldn't want to hurt this neck--  well, the other afternoon i was on my way home, and there you were, leaving the lodge, and i wondered why a literary genius would go for a drive when there was a big storm coming.	I didn't know it was going to be a big storm.
say that last part again, i didn't quite hear--	Don't move now--wouldn't want to hurt this neck--  Well, the other afternoon I was on my way home, and there you were, leaving the Lodge, and I wondered why a literary genius would go for a drive when there was a big storm coming.
well, it wasn't any secret to me that you were staying at the silver creek, seeing as how i'm your number- one fan and all. some nights i'd just tool on down there, sit outside and look up at the light in your cabin--  and i'd try to imagine what was going on in the room of the world's greatest writer.	Say that last part again, I didn't quite hear--
following me?	Well, it wasn't any secret to me that you were staying at the Silver Creek, seeing as how I'm your number- one fan and all. Some nights I'd just tool on down there, sit outside and look up at the light in your cabin--  and I'd try to imagine what was going on in the room of the world's greatest writer.
no, it wasn't a miracle at all... in a way, i was following you.	Following me?
will i be able to walk?	Of course you will. And your arm will be fine, too. Your shoulder was dislocated pretty badly, but I finally popped it back in there.  But what I'm most proud of is the work I did on those legs. Considering what I had around the house, I don't think there's a doctor who could have done any better.
your legs just sing grand opera when you move, don't they?  it's not going to hurt forever, paul, i promise you.	Will I be able to walk?
shouldn't i be in a hospital?	The  blizzard was too strong. I couldn't risk trying to get you there. I tried calling, but the phone lines are down.
they're called novril--they're for your pain.	Shouldn't I be in a hospital?
what are they...?	They're called Novril--they're for your pain.
here.	What are they...?
you've been here two days. you're gonna be okay.  my name is annie wilkes and i'm--	--my number one fan.
how long...?	You've been here two days. You're gonna be okay.  My name is Annie Wilkes and I'm--
shhh... we're just outside silver creek.	How long...?
it's good you found it.	There's that spice again.
i'm not sure. maybe nothing.	It's good you found it.
what is it?	I'm not sure. Maybe nothing.
that thing.  here it is. right where it's supposed to be.	What is it?
what thing?	That thing.  Here it is. Right where it's supposed to be.
how many times do i have to tell you-- i have a system here.  where the hell is that thing?	What thing?
oh, i like that tone.	How many times do I have to tell you-- I have a system here.  Where the hell is that thing?
just leave it, all right?	Oh, I like that tone.
that's nice.	"There is a justice higher than that of man--I will be judged by Him."
they're hauling misery into court.	That's nice.
what?	They're hauling Misery into court.
"there is a justice higher than that of man. i will be judged by him."	What?
what do you expect to find? a story about a guy who drove his car off a cliff in a snowstorm?	Now, you see, it's that kind of sarcasm that's given our marriage real spice.
virginia, i'm flattered you think i got that much energy. i just figured if i can't find paul sheldon, at least i can find out what he wrote about.	What do you expect to find? A story about a guy who drove his car off a cliff in a snowstorm?
well, whoever she is, she sure likes to read a lot.	Virginia, I'm flattered you think I got that much energy. I just figured if I can't find Paul Sheldon, at least I can find out what he wrote about.
hey, jim, what's doing? uh-huh... uh- huh... jim, we've been over this. if you're gonna have benches in front of your store, people are gonna sit on them. i don't like him either, but i'm not going to come over there and tell him to move. give my best to denise. bye.	Well, whoever she is, she sure likes to read a lot.
it was an old car--those dents could have been there forever.	There's two kinds of people that drive around in old cars: the ones that can't afford new ones, and the ones who wouldn't give 'em up for anything in the world. That second bunch don't drive around with twenty- five-year-old dents.
he might well be. but not the way they say. he didn't crawl out of that car by himself. you saw those dents on the door--someone pulled him out.	It was an old car--those dents could have been there forever.
you don't think he's dead, do you?	He might well be. But not the way they say. He didn't crawl out of that car by himself. You saw those dents on the door--someone pulled him out.
here's the list of all sheldon's credit charges. nothing after the silver creek.  any calls?	Just from his agent.
you really think sheldon's out there?	Hope not--if he is, he's dead. Let's go to the newspaper office.
could be the weight of the snow.	Could be--or a rotten branch or a mountain lion could have landed on it. Could be a lot of things.
stop--stop right here.	What? What is it?
well, this deputy would rather be home under the covers with the sheriff.	Stop--stop right here.
virginia, when you're in this car, you're not my wife, you're my deputy.	Well, this deputy would rather be home under the covers with the Sheriff.
work, work, work.  virginia? when was that blizzard?	Four or five days ago. Why?
we actually got a phone call. busy morning.	Work, work, work.  Virginia? When was that blizzard?
g'bye, ms. sindell.	We actually got a phone call. Busy morning.
i appreciate that. thanks a lot.	G'bye, Ms. Sindell.
you think he might be missing?	I hate that I made this call--tell me I'm being silly.
no, no, of course not. it's just that his daughter hasn't heard from him, and when he's got a book coming out, he usually keeps in touch. so when there was no word from him...	You think he might be missing?
i don't know. does he always phone you when he checks out of hotels?	No, no, of course not. It's just that his daughter hasn't heard from him, and when he's got a book coming out, he usually keeps in touch. So when there was no word from him...
not quite. i just called, and they said he checked out five days ago. isn't that a little strange?	I don't know. Does he always phone you when he checks out of hotels?
yeah, i understand he's been up here the last six weeks.	Not quite. I just called, and they said he checked out five days ago. Isn't that a little strange?
i'm sure you know paul's been going to the silver creek lodge for years to finish his books.	Yeah, I understand he's been up here the last six weeks.
people sure like those misery books.	I'm sure you know Paul's been going to the Silver Creek Lodge for years to finish his books.
yes, he is.	People sure like those Misery books.
he's your client, huh?	Yes, he is.
yes.	He's your client, huh?
paul sheldon? you mean paul sheldon the writer?	Yes.
i'm a literary agent, and i feel like a fool calling you, but i think one of my clients, paul sheldon, might be in some kind of trouble.	Paul Sheldon? You mean Paul Sheldon the writer?
i'll bet that old mustang's pulling into new york right now.	I'm sure you're right.
so do i...	I'll bet that old Mustang's pulling into New York right now.
i don't think mr. sheldon likes for things to be out of the ordinary. considering who he is and all, famous and all, he doesn't have airs. drives the same car out from new york each time--'65 mustang--said it helps him think. he was always a good guest, never made a noise, never bothered a soul. sure hope nothing happened to him.	So do I...
no long-distance phone calls, federal express packages--anything at all out of the ordinary?	I don't think Mr. Sheldon likes for things to be out of the ordinary. Considering who he is and all, famous and all, he doesn't have airs. Drives the same car out from New York each time--'65 Mustang--said it helps him think. He was always a good guest, never made a noise, never bothered a soul. Sure hope nothing happened to him.
no, see, he always ordered a bottle of dom perignon when he was ready to go. then he'd pay up and be out the door.	No long-distance phone calls, Federal Express packages--anything at all out of the ordinary?
maybe you can, libby.	No, see, he always ordered a bottle of Dom Perignon when he was ready to go. Then he'd pay up and be out the door.
nothing unusual about mr. sheldon's leaving, buster--you can tell by the champagne.	Maybe you can, Libby.
no, the typing kind.	Oh. That kind. Nothing odd about that.
newspapers?	No, the typing kind.
miz wilkes? same old stuff.  --lest you call paper odd.	Newspapers?
has she been buying any odd things lately?	Miz Wilkes? Same old stuff.  --Lest you call paper odd.
are you kidding? every time that fella writes a book, she makes me set aside the first copy.	Has she been buying any odd things lately?
you wouldn't happen to remember if miz wilkes bought one, would you?	Are you kidding? Every time that fella writes a book, she makes me set aside the first copy.
we had a batch. sold 'em all in three days.	You wouldn't happen to remember if Miz Wilkes bought one, would you?
do you have any of those new paul sheldon books?	We had a batch. Sold 'em all in three days.
if i can.	Do you have any of those new Paul Sheldon books?
answer me a couple things?	If I can.
buster.	Answer me a couple things?
hey, pete.	Buster.
i thought you were over it.	I am. Well, maybe not completely--
now you've hurt me, paul.	I thought you were over it.
gee, marcia, if i didn't know you better, i'd think you were suggesting i dredge up the worst horror of my life just so we could make a few bucks.	Now you've hurt me, Paul.
paul, since you brought her up, i have to ask you this, or i'd be drummed out of the agents' union-- what about a non-fiction book? the truth about what went on in that house.	Gee, Marcia, if I didn't know you better, I'd think you were suggesting I dredge up the worst horror of my life just so we could make a few bucks.
i like it. remember how you once said i live my whole life as if i'm in danger of being found out? well, i believe i've managed to get that guy down on paper.  don't think i'm completely nuts, but in some way, annie wilkes, that whole experience, helped me.	Paul, since you brought her up, I have to ask you this, or I'd be drummed out of the agents' union-- what about a non-fiction book? The truth about what went on in that house.
i'm delighted the critics are liking it, and i hope the people like it, too. but it's not why i wrote the book.	I like it. Remember how you once said I live my whole life as if I'm in danger of being found out? Well, I believe I've managed to get that guy down on paper.  Don't think I'm completely nuts, but in some way, Annie Wilkes, that whole experience, helped me.
i thought you'd be thrilled. you're being taken seriously.	I'm delighted the critics are liking it, and I hope the people like it, too. But it's not why I wrote the book.
great.	I thought you'd be thrilled. You're being taken seriously.
and my contacts at time and newsweek tell me they're both raves. and don't laugh--for the first time, i think you've got a shot at some prizes.	Great.
that'd be a first.	And my contacts at Time and Newsweek tell me they're both raves. And don't laugh--for the first time, I think you've got a shot at some prizes.
the word i'm getting is the times review is gonna be a love letter.	That'd be a first.
here it is.  very first copy.	The word I'm getting is the Times review is gonna be a love letter.
yeah. they're in the semis.	Here it is.  Very first copy.
did they win?	Yeah. They're in the semis.
sorry i'm late. jenny's basketball game went into overtime. if anybody ever told me i'd have a daughter who'd get a triple double, i'd...	Did they win?
i'm glad to hear that, paul, i really am. but you have to know--when your fans find out that you killed off their favorite heroine, they're not going to say, "ooh, good, paul sheldon can finally write what we've always wanted: an esoteric, semi- autobiographical character study.	Marcia, why are you doing this to me? Don't you know I'm scared enough? Don't you think I remember how nobody gave a shit about my first books? You think I'm dying to go back to shouting in the wilderness?  I'm doing this because I have to.  Now, I'm leaving for Colorado to try to finish this and I want your good thoughts--because if I can make it work ...  I might just have something that I want on my tombstone.
marcia, you know i started "misery" on a lark. do i look like a guy who writes romance novels? do i sound like danielle steel? it was a one- time shot and we got lucky. i never meant it to become my life. and if i hadn't gotten rid of her now, i'd have ended up writing her forever.  for the first time in fifteen years, i think i'm really onto something here.	I'm glad to hear that, Paul, I really am. But you have to know--when your fans find out that you killed off their favorite heroine, they're not going to say, "Ooh, good, Paul Sheldon can finally write what we've always wanted: An esoteric, semi- autobiographical character study.
no, no. misery chastain put braces on your daughter's teeth and is putting her through college, bought you two houses and floor seats to the knick games and what thanks does she get? you go and kill her.	Marcia, you know I started "Misery" on a lark. Do I look like a guy who writes romance novels? Do I sound like Danielle Steel? It was a one- time shot and we got lucky. I never meant it to become my life. And if I hadn't gotten rid of her now, I'd have ended up writing her forever.  For the first time in fifteen years, I think I'm really onto something here.
marcia, please.	No, no. Misery Chastain put braces on your daughter's teeth and is putting her through college, bought you two houses and floor seats to the Knick games and what thanks does she get? You go and kill her.
not a bad business. this thing would still be growing, too. the first printing order on misery's child was the most ever--over a million.	Marcia, please.
i haven't been a writer since i got into the misery business--	Not a bad business. This thing would still be growing, too. The first printing order on Misery's Child was the most ever--over a million.
you're still a writer.	I haven't been a writer since I got into the Misery business--
when i wrote my first book, i used to carry it around in this while i was looking for a publisher. that was a good book, marcia. i was a writer then.	You're still a writer.
it's... it's nice, paul. it's got... character.	When I wrote my first book, I used to carry it around in this while I was looking for a publisher. That was a good book, Marcia. I was a writer then.
an old friend. i was rummaging through a closet and it was just sitting there. like it was waiting for me.	It's... it's nice, Paul. It's got... character.
afraid he's got no choice.  i believe i broke his jaw.	Hugh, I'm impressed..
where is it?	In the envelope in my pocket.  My right.. jacket..pocket..
hugh, take care of the nekhorvich memory card.	Where is it?
i thought you were going to dinner.	Hugh, take care of the Nekhorvich memory card.
you're not scrutinizing any casual shrug for some hair-splitting nuance, are you?	Sean, please..
one considers her timing, of course - getting nicked within a week of the plane going down.  suggestive, even borderline suspicious, but hardly conclusive.	Well, you've thorough about it, at any rate.
wasn't exactly gagging for it when she left you six months ago..the question is, do you trust her?	One considers her timing, of course - getting nicked within a week of the plane going down.  Suggestive, even borderline suspicious, but hardly conclusive.
from her point of view or mine?	Wasn't exactly gagging for it when she left you six months ago..The question is, do you trust her?
not everything.  why do you think she's really here?	From her point of view or mine?
- right -  - don't go too far ahead of me now -	Not possible..
all done, chief..	- right -  - don't go too far ahead of me now -
- pull the no2 tank and dump it, it's potential evidence..	All done, chief..
what are you talking about?	In just a few hours you can be assured of going down in history as the typhoid Mary of Oz.  G'day.
if it'll make you feel any better, you're going to take a lot of aussies with you and make me a lot of money.	What are you talking about?
if it'll make you feel any better i won't do it again.	If it'll make you feel any better, you're going to take a lot of Aussies with you and make me a lot of money.
god damn it, nyah!  why did you do it?  why did you save that bastard?	If it'll make you feel any better I won't do it again.
not as much as you feel like hearing it.	God damn it, Nyah!  Why did you do it?  Why did you save that bastard?
feel like pleading for your life?	Not as much as you feel like hearing it.
ulrich will be about.  he'll look after you.	Lovely.
oh, no, not at all.  maybe just a bit.	Ulrich will be about.  He'll look after you.
yes.  we won't be able to have dinner tonight.  something's come up.  i hope you don't mind.	Oh, no, not at all.  Maybe just a bit.
a change of plans?	Yes.  We won't be able to have dinner tonight.  Something's come up.  I hope you don't mind.
and you're going to have time.  there's been a change of plans.	A change of plans?
sort it all out.	And you're going to have time.  There's been a change of plans.
to do what?	Sort it all out.
i don't know what to do about you, sean. i'm more than a bit muddled.  i need time.	To do what?
then don't say it.	I don't know what to do about you, Sean. I'm more than a bit muddled.  I need time.
sean, there's something i've been meaning to talk to you about... isn't going to be easy for me to say.	Then don't say it.
you picked another winner!	Well, that's good, isn't?
to win?	What else?
see anything you like?	Yeah.  Naturally vain -- but they're about to close the betting table and I haven't a sou..
'thief in the night?'	Say no more.  I'm off to grab a drink. Still favor Bellinis?
what made you pick <i>that</i> nag?  she'd never won a bloody thing.	'Thief in the Night?'
i suppose i did.	What made you pick <i>that</i> nag?  She'd never won a bloody thing.
you won.	I suppose I did.
won't do, love.  it's not spring.  it's nearly autumn..you're in oz.  everything's upside down and backwards here.	Maybe that's it, then.  Everything's upside down and backwards...
only because..it's spring..chalk it up  - to spring fever.	Won't do, love.  It's not spring.  It's nearly autumn..You're in Oz.  everything's upside down and backwards here.
i said you're beautiful, nyah.	Only because..it's spring..chalk it up  - to spring fever.
you're not interested in seeing how it looks.	Oh, I am.  Later..
mmmm.	And my room?
your room.	Mmmm.
magic...	Ahh..
how do you that.	Magic...
how i usually find you, nyah.	How do you that.
how hard you had to work to get me out of there..how in the world did you ever find me?	How I usually find you, Nyah.
on what.	How hard you had to work to get me out of there..how in the world did you ever find me?
well that depends.	On what.
how grateful?	Well that depends.
i left in a bit of a hurry.  i'm terribly grateful, sean.	How grateful?
not much luggage.	I left in a bit of a hurry.  I'm terribly grateful, Sean.
outrageous.  i won't let you take control of my company.	Sit down.  You'll be a billionaire.  Better than being broke.  I've got terrorists and other pharmaceutical companies standing in line.  Ball's in your court, Mr. McCloy.
where?	In downtown Sydney for a start.
an outbreak of <i>chimera.</i>	Where?
what are you talking about?	An outbreak of <i>Chimera.</i>
good.  biocyte stock is just a week or two away from going through the roof.	What are you talking about?
bellerophen?  no time at all once i've got it.	Good.  Biocyte stock is just a week or two away from going through the roof.
oh, hunt, please! one can't hold nyah responsible for her actions..	In other words, you're calling her a flake.
she doesn't belong here, sean.  let her go.	She wouldn't  be here if it wasn't for you, Hunt.  from this moment you're responsible for what happens to her, and if you're looking out for her well-being, I suggest you advise her to pick up the gun and bring it to me.  Ball's in your court, Hunt.  What've you got to say? Nyah's waiting for your answer.
somebody's been slipping you our mail. come on out here, you bad girl.	She doesn't belong here, Sean.  Let her go.
than thirty-seven million pounds?  not really.	Somebody's been slipping you our mail. Come on out here, you bad girl.
why, you going to make me a better offer?	Than thirty-seven million pounds?  Not really.
what was the top bid?	Why, you going to make me a better offer?
yep.  you've provided us with a golden opportunity to have both the bug and the bug killer.	What was the top bid?
there it is, guys, the last of it.	Yep.  You've provided us with a golden opportunity to have both the bug and the bug killer.
i knew where it was.	Oh.  then you knew the only way could smuggle the live virus to the CDC scientists in Atlanta was by injecting himself and using his own bloodstream as a Petri dish, doing it inside of twenty hours so he could take the anti-virus and still have it be effective.  You knew that while you were knocking him off and destroying the very thing you came for.
i would've thought the hardest part was exercising restraint.  curbing that pressing need of your to get your gun off.  you were in such a hurry to knock off that 747, you never figured out where the virus really was.	I knew where it was.
you know, that was the hardest part of having to portray you.  grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes.	I would've thought the hardest part was exercising restraint.  Curbing that pressing need of your to get your gun off.  You were in such a hurry to knock off that 747, you never figured out where the virus really was.
beats fighting the flu, i'm here to tell you.	You know, that was the hardest part of having to portray you.  Grinning like an idiot every fifteen minutes.
and you're happy about that?	Beats fighting the flu, I'm here to tell you.
fight a bit of a cold..	And you're happy about that?
if you look at hunt's operational history, he invariably favors misdirection and deception. for a start he won't go into biocyte from the ground where he has to risk confrontation with security.	Not going in from the ground.  Show me the atrium.
nyah!	Billy, make sure Nyah's not followed.
ninety-three point four million.	Which means, Mr. McCloy, we have to get our hands on four hundred and eighty thousand options.  We'll borrow your thirty million to buy those options.  Your stock's never sold above thirty-one dollars a share.  We'll agree to buy at fifty.
-- now here's the way it's going to work..wallis, the shares outstanding are..	Ninety-three point four million.
more like two-two point two million.	In any case we don't want your cash.
not exactly.  wallis?	More like two-two point two million.
checkpoint charlie plus 30, altitude minus two-zero-thousand.  airspeed one-seven- niner knots..	It's that time.  Go.
what are you talking about?	Unless we dose her with Bellerophon on the next ninety-seven minutes, Nyah will kill herself.  So, first things, first. Swanbeck said there's no cash movement from any monitored terrorist accounts.
wrong.  all we've got to worry about is ambrose.  nyah will take care of nyah.	What are you talking about?
ambrose is meeting some bloke in the bar. big bloke, ginger hair. they're into something.	I'll be damned.  It's McCloy, the Biocyte CEO.
not at all.  but how about going into town and confirming your intuitions on site?	Oh well, if that's how you feel about it.
well do you disagree with that?	Not at all.  But how about going into town and confirming your intuitions on site?
..or hard wired..	- or hard wired, right.  First line of perimeter defence'll run from the back of the dock to the front of the house. Whatever moves burps or bleep is gonna be picked up to a height of twenty feet. Basically impenetrable, I'd say.
well you know his blokes'll place the oscor in his annex, where else if you're pinpointing transmitters, video signals, covert chip cameras, anything radiating, oscillating..	..or hard wired..
a myth..just a myth...shouldn't you be checking out their countersurveillance?	Well you know his blokes'll place the OSCOR in his annex, where else if you're pinpointing transmitters, video signals, covert chip cameras, anything radiating, oscillating..
what you got there, mate?	A myth..just a myth...shouldn't you be checking out their countersurveillance?
damn.  just when it was about to get interesting.	It's okay.  She scrambled the transmission.  Luther, continue feeding the GPS her position.
and the check's in the mall.	Right.  Just remember, mates.  Billy Baird's the name.  Anything you need to get, move or watch, I'm your man.
that's it?  that's it? that's it?	And the check's in the mall.
there she is.  i got visual.	We're down to seven minutes 23 seconds..
i hope there's a place to land.	There she is.  I got visual.
range is two kay.	I hope there's a place to land.
we're due to take off.	Not for seven more minutes.
before we kill her or cure her..	Right.
exactly where is she?	..in the building...
billy.  i think we got a problem.  nyah's on the wing.  up early.  billy, do you copy?	Exactly where is she?
package away in five..four..three.. two..one...	I'm not ready!
so ambrose has bellerophon and mccloy's got chimera.	There guys are walking around with different halves of the same dollar bill?
ambrose obviously got these from nekhorvich on the plane.	What manic invents  disease like that in the first place?  Why would he do it?
it is, billy.	Then we got'em!
what can we do' mate?	Hope he kills all the bugs before the yellow dot gets to the red one.
he should've have killed the virus in the incubation area..nyah's exited the elevator on the same level as the lab.	What can we do' mate?
how're we doin', then?	He should've have killed the virus in the incubation area..Nyah's exited the elevator on the same level as the lab.
how much longer before you can reach him?	Five and a half minutes.  He's breached the hot zone..
she's in the elevator heading toward ethan.	How much longer before you can reach him?
say again. sounds like you're saying 'she's in the building.'	I am. She is.
i'm booted up.  go, ethan.	He's heading down the stairs, now..
no.  you just looked as if you did.	No...
no.  should i?	No.  You just looked as if you did.
no.	I'm infected with Chimera.  You know you don't have a choice.  Just do it now.
then you'll have to kill me before it's too late.  before i start killing people.	No.
no.	Then you'll have to kill me before it's too late.  Before I start killing people.
i guess i lied..you can't get both of us out of here, can you?	No.
- you who don't have a conscience.	I guess I lied..You can't get both of us out of here, can you?
i wasn't thinking!  just..trying to keep you from getting hurt, that's all.	- you who don't have a conscience.
what did you think you were doing!	I wasn't thinking!  Just..trying to keep you from getting hurt, that's all.
what?  you told me to get out of here.  i thought you were here to collect me.  i was so relieved.	No time to explain.  You've done well, and we're so close.  So close.  It's critical that you do whatever Ambrose asks.  Don't worry - it'll be over soon.. That's a promise.. Come on, now off you go!
nyah, it's very important not do anything to alarm ambrose..	What?  You told me to get out of here.  I thought you were here to collect me.  I was so relieved.
ethan, you know what frightens me most when i'm with him?..the thought of never seeing you..how are we getting out of here?	Nyah, it's very important not do anything to alarm Ambrose..
i am now.  get me out of here.  just get me out of here.	It's going to be okay.
are you okay?	I am now.  Get me out of here.  Just get me out of here.
oh ethan!..	Are you okay?
easy, easy, easy, shhh!	Oh Ethan!..
how do you suggest i go about it?	He's touched your heart.  You're overwhelmed.  You need to think it over. You'll meet him somewhere in a month.  If You're not out in 48 hours I'm coming in and getting you out.  Give me the ear piece.
i want you out of australia!  ..i don't know how much more plainly i can put it.	How do you suggest I go about it?
nyah, you've done more than enough.  even the best of snake charmers get bit.	Ethan, tell me -
i want <i>you out of there.</i>	Why?  What's happened. What did you see?
i managed.	You noticed.  What're you going to do? Spank me?
betting table twelve off the paddock. nyah, are you up to this?	I'll muddle through.
where do i meet you?	Betting table twelve off the paddock. Nyah, are you up to this?
affirmative.	Where do I meet you?
-- his left jacket pocket.	Affirmative.
ambrose has photographs of newspapers with loads of money piled on them -- thirty- seven million on the london times.  what's that about?	Bids from possible Chimera buyers -- to prove that as of the date on the newspaper those bids are back up by earnest money --
annex is strictly off limits to me and they never come to the main house, michael even takes their meals to them all but shoves them under the door.	I've no doubt.
have you met them?	Annex is strictly off limits to me and they never come to the main house, Michael even takes their meals to them all but shoves them under the door.
- michael, his driver's an aussie, new to me.  then there's the blokes in the annex at the back of the house.	Have you met them?
we know him.  he's over your left shoulder, looking right at you as you go on..	- Michael, his driver's an Aussie, new to me.  Then there's the blokes in the annex at the back of the house.
just like old times?	Just about..
just like old times.	Just like old times?
how's it going?  everything okay?	Just like old times.
ethan, you take care of yourself, i'll take care of myself because if push comes to shove, i'm gonna bail - and without giving two week notice.	Well, forewarned is forearmed.  And while we're at it, be especially sensitive to any sudden change in Ambrose's plans, especially any involving you..
you'll be fine.  i'm going to lose you.	Ethan, you take care of yourself, I'll take care of myself because if push comes to shove, I'm gonna bail - and without giving two week notice.
yes?	You'll be fine.  I'm going to lose you.
he's got you on qantas flight 2735.  it's going to be delayed.	Yes?
oh, i do.  but as we know i'm a very poor judge of character.	He's got you on Qantas flight 2735.  It's going to be delayed.
you don't trust me.	Oh, I do.  But as we know I'm a very poor judge of character.
how can you possibly?  i've got to get right on the plane.  i'm leaving now.	You don't trust me.
before you are.	How can you possibly?  I've got to get right on the plane.  I'm leaving now.
well, i mean it's not a total loss.  it is keeping a very capable thief off the street..	Very funny..maybe he has heard and doesn't want to know.  Maybe he's lost interest.
this doesn't seem to be accomplishing much.	Well, I mean it's not a total loss.  It is keeping a very capable thief off the street..
look, i can't run your arrest in cnn, but i guarantee he's monitoring every law enforcement agency in the world, for what they might be saying about him, if nothing else - he's got the ability and, we assume, the desire to get you out of there.	This doesn't seem to be accomplishing much.
what wouldn't make him suspicious?	Probably that I needed him in some urgent way..destitute - in serious trouble..the kind I couldn't possible sort out myself..
sean will never be anything but suspicious if he picks up some sort of 'yoo-hoo-i'm- not-nad' message.  not after the way we broke up.	What wouldn't make him suspicious?
then feel better!..	Sean will never be anything but suspicious if he picks up some sort of 'yoo-hoo-I'm- not-nad' message.  Not after the way we broke up.
much.	Then feel better!..
look, would it make you feel better if i didn't want you to do this?	Much.
not me.  i was just hoping you might..or that..somehow in the course of business this got personal as well as physical.	Look, would it make you feel better if I didn't want you to do this?
can you think of a better one?	Not me.  I was just hoping you might..or that..somehow in the course of business this got personal as well as physical.
and that's the only reason?	Can you think of a better one?
generally, i don't favor coercing someone. not when there's a chance my life could end up in their hands.	And that's the only reason?
someone in possession of all the facts.  are you telling me i have to do this?	Generally, I don't favor coercing someone. Not when there's a chance my life could end up in their hands.
i don't.	Someone in possession of all the facts.  Are you telling me I have to do this?
no.  you can be a thief and have a conscience:  not me.  why did you have to tell me about this!  what do i have to do to get away from this guy?  when you're with him, he messes about with your head every waking moment..even now i'll be at some out-of- the-way-place, a tin of caviar and a bottle of crystal shows up at the table, with two glass, god knows how he finds out at any given moment where i am in the world but he does.  and it looks like he's done it again.  you know his definition of a  true paranoid?	I don't.
you can be a thief and have a conscience.	No.  You can be a thief and have a conscience:  Not me.  Why did you have to tell me about this!  What do I have to do to get away from this guy?  When you're with him, he messes about with your head every waking moment..even now I'll be at some out-of- the-way-place, a tin of caviar and a bottle of Crystal shows up at the table, with two glass, God knows how he finds out at any given moment where I am in the world but he does.  And it looks like he's done it again.  You know his definition of a  true paranoid?
but i don't have a conscience.  i'm a bloody thief.	You can be a thief and have a conscience.
something like that.	But I don't have a conscience.  I'm a bloody thief.
you've either got it or you don't.  let your conscience be your guide?	Something like that.
so would i.  but it's not mine to give.	You've either got it or you don't.  Let your conscience be your guide?
i'd like a little more conviction..	So would I.  But it's not mine to give.
go and insinuate yourself back into sean's life.	I'd like a little more conviction..
but it is what you'd like me to do. so tell me to do it..	Go and insinuate yourself back into Sean's life.
this wasn't what i had in mind, nyah.	But it is what you'd like me to do. so tell me to do it..
not that it matter much but..i seem to recall you staying something like, 'i was hoping we could work together.'	This wasn't what I had in mind, Nyah.
that's lot of people out there..how many of them, i wonder, are capable of something like that?	Sean Ambrose, for one.
and six billion in the world.	That's lot of people out there..how many of them, I wonder, are capable of something like that?
there's nearly 2 million in london.	And six billion in the world.
five, six-hundred thousand.	There's nearly 2 million in London.
what's the population of seville any idea?	Five, six-hundred thousand.
damn, you're beautiful.	That's because I'm on my back.
ask a question, you get an answer!..	Damn, you're beautiful.
of what?	Ask a question, you get an answer!..
spoken like a spook..you ever afraid?	Of what?
so do i.  sort of.	Spoken like a spook..you ever afraid?
well, then, what i am i doing here?  i assume i'm meant to be some sort of thief-to catch-a-thief..	So do I.  Sort of.
i don't know that they 'pinched' it. don't even know that they're blokes.	Well, then, what I am I doing here?  I assume I'm meant to be some sort of thief-to catch-a-thief..
you're not a liar.  or you're an awfully good one..  ..this thing these blokes pinched..	I don't know that they 'pinched' it. Don't even know that they're blokes.
so where did i got right?	You're not a liar.  Or you're an awfully good one..  ..this thing these blokes pinched..
that they're lying.	So where did I got right?
which is?	That they're lying.
that's not the point.  in the end what spies rely on is the one thing they think they know that you don't.	Which is?
not revealing information doesn't necessarily make someone a liar.	That's not the point.  In the end what spies rely on is the one thing they think they know that you don't.
the only other spook i knew was a liar. charming but absolutely incapable of telling the truth.  he'd lie about his favorite color.  but then i reckon it's an occupational hazard.  all spies really do is conceal the truth and tell lies.	Not revealing information doesn't necessarily make someone a liar.
they've got a book for everything.	The only other spook I knew was a liar. Charming but absolutely incapable of telling the truth.  He'd lie about his favorite color.  But then I reckon it's an occupational hazard.  All spies really do is conceal the truth and tell lies.
they've got a book for this?	They've got a book for everything.
oh.  well..this isn't exactly by the book.	They've got a book for this?
when they've got your recruiting technique?  not a thing.	Oh.  Well..this isn't exactly by the book.
care to wait a decent interval?	Who wants to be decent?..
awfully short notice..	Care to wait a decent interval?
ethan hunt.	Well, Ethan Hunt, what is it you want to talk to me about?
what's you name?	Ethan Hunt.
scotland yard, interpol, every dutch authority.  i can make them go away.	Oh bloody hell.  You're a spy.
your help?  what are you talking about?	Scotland Yard, Interpol, every Dutch authority.  I can make them go away.
i need your help and i thin you can use mine.	Your help?  What are you talking about?
listen to what?	I need your help and I thin you can use mine.
pull over and listen to me, will you? just listen..	Listen to what?
hi.  would you mind slowing down?	Where did you get this number?  I don't even have it!
hola..	Hi.  Would you mind slowing down?
you're apologizing for me?  quite the gentleman..	Not really.  I triggered the alarm..
you didn't do that badly.	You're apologizing for me?  Quite the gentleman..
sounds smashing.  i'm in.  muchacho, mi carro, por favor!  now be serious.  you couldn't possibly want me off tonight's performance..	You didn't do that badly.
working under adverse conditions.  highly adverse conditions.	Sounds smashing.  I'm in.  Muchacho, mi carro, por favor!  Now be serious.  You couldn't possibly want me off tonight's performance..
may i say something, no offence?  you look like a gigolo, you sound like a thief, you act like a cop - what the bloody hell do you have in mind?	Working under adverse conditions.  Highly adverse conditions.
wanted to see how good you were. i'm hoping we might work together.	May I say something, no offence?  You look like a gigolo, you sound like a thief, you act like a cop - what the bloody hell do you have in mind?
if you weren't going to let me get away with it, why did you let me go thru with it?	Wanted to see how good you were. I'm hoping we might work together.
at least you walked.	If you weren't going to let me get away with it, why did you let me go thru with it?
i'm missing something here, aside from a 500,000 pound necklace.  even after i botched the job, i could've walked out of there with the bloody thing.	At least you walked.
indeed.	Well, Senor de l'Arena, there's no reason to disrupt your party any longer.  we have some further concerns about the disposition of your security guards, which you'll receive in our written report by fax in the morning, hard copy to follow.  Shall we?
under the circumstances i think we would recommend re-setting the senors to respond to a lighter load.  how do you feel about forty kilos, miss hall?	Indeed.
i wouldn't do that.	Do what?
- right..	I wouldn't do that.
hey, you put me here.  i just do what i'm told.	- right..
- this is very disconerting..	Hey, you put me here.  I just do what I'm told.
- torque wrench.	- this is very disconerting..
where's the bloody -	- torque wrench.
far right.	Where's the bloody -
- right..where is it?	Far right.
would you mind if i'm on top?	Oh, either way works for me.
think you're the only one who can pick a lock?	I see.  You're not just another pretty face..
what are you doing here?	Think you're the only one who can pick a lock?
uh-huh.	Uh-huh?
what if i pay the rent?	Uh-huh.
look, it's either you or the rent and i don't mind telling you it's not an easy choice.	What if I pay the rent?
there's not enough time in the world for any of it to be bad.	Look, it's either you or the rent and I don't mind telling you it's not an easy choice.
not tonight.  bad timing.  sorry -	There's not enough time in the world for any of it to be bad.
oh.  well.  i think that can be arranged.	Not tonight.  Bad timing.  Sorry -
no.  just as if i'd like to.	Oh.  Well.  I think that can be arranged.
no.  you just looked as if you did.	No.  Just as if I'd like to.
no.  should i?	No.  You just looked as if you did.
do you know me?	No.  Should I?
not sure.  some sort of vacation.  i'll let you know where i'm going.	Oh, you don't have to do that. Wouldn't be a vacation if you did.
well, hunt, what are your plans?	Not sure.  Some sort of vacation.  I'll let you know where I'm going.
i don't.  no exactly.	Well, Hunt, what are your plans?
where is she now, by the way?  do you know?	I don't.  No exactly.
i do.	Where is she now, by the way?  Do you know?
in this case, it wasn't a bad idea.  in face, it was a pretty damn good idea. just don't make a habit of it.  and, as for ms. hall, in light of her efforts, her criminal records will certainly be expunged.  i'm assuming you approve.	I do.
no, i don't.  but in this case -	In this case, it wasn't a bad idea.  In face, it was a pretty damn good idea. Just don't make a habit of it.  And, as for Ms. Hall, in light of her efforts, her criminal records will certainly be expunged.  I'm assuming you approve.
but you were under specific instructions to bring back a living sample of the chimera virus.  i'd be very interested to know how, after you'd managed its recovery intact, it subsequently got destroyed.	By fire.  That's the best way, really.
well, bellerophon, it turns out, was only really effective against chimera.	But you were under specific instructions to bring back a living sample of the Chimera virus.  I'd be very interested to know how, after you'd managed its recovery intact, it subsequently got destroyed.
and that appears to have been destroyed. it also contained the anti-virus, bellerophon.	Well, Bellerophon, it turns out, was only really effective against Chimera.
yes.	And that appears to have been destroyed. It also contained the anti-virus, Bellerophon.
and the only other remaining sample was in the canister you recover from ambrose.	Yes.
yes, i gathered as much.	And the only other remaining sample was in the canister you recover from Ambrose.
of course it was.  anyone whose operations requires the level of disinformation that yours do, is bound to get a little flak here and there.  you try flogging the stories on cnn i've had to come up with about what's been going on around here the last few days.  at any rate, it's been most instructive -- what they'll swallow, or what they'll broadcast with a straight face.  miss hall's blood, it appears, has absolutely no elements of the chimera virus.  not even antibodies.	Yes, I gathered as much.
i'd thank you -- but i'm not sure that was a compliment.	Of course it was.  Anyone whose operations requires the level of disinformation that yours do, is bound to get a little flak here and there.  You try flogging the stories on CNN I've had to come up with about what's been going on around here the last few days.  At any rate, it's been most instructive -- what they'll swallow, or what they'll broadcast with a straight face.  Miss Hall's blood, it appears, has absolutely no elements of the Chimera virus.  Not even antibodies.
why not?  you've done just about everything else on this operation.	I'd thank you -- but I'm not sure that was a compliment.
you'd like me to conduct my own debriefing.	Why not?  You've done just about everything else on this operation.
sorry, ethan.  i don't quite know where to begin.  any suggestions?	You'd like me to conduct my own debriefing.
aren't you even curious?  about why she did it?	No.  I can't afford to be curious.  And neither can you, Hunt..
something else?	Aren't you even curious?  About why she did it?
brave girl.  if you can get hold of bellerophon with the time limit, you may spare her the ultimate sacrifice.  but in either case you've got less than nine hours to kill her or cure her.  after that it's out of our hands and a matter of worldwide material law.  and hunt.  however you obtain it, we want you to preserve a sample of chimera.  bring it back alive.	Something else?
she sacrificed herself..	Brave girl.  If you can get hold of Bellerophon with the time limit, you may spare her the ultimate sacrifice.  But in either case you've got less than nine hours to kill her or cure her.  After that it's out of our hands and a matter of worldwide material law.  And Hunt.  However you obtain it, we want you to preserve a sample of Chimera.  Bring it back alive.
- good.  then if you manage to get hold of ambrose, and obtain what he's got, you've got -  - 8 hours 57 minutes and twenty-three seconds to destroy the largest remaining source of chimera on earth.	She sacrificed herself..
you mean that leaves miss hall.	Yes, I believe that's right.  Now my understanding is that 20 hours after exposure, the victim becomes infectious. Highly infectious.
but that leaves another seven or eight pints of chimera.	You mean that leaves Miss Hall.
yes, i believe that's right.	But that leaves another seven or eight pints of Chimera.
do you?  even assuming you're able to prevent ambrose selling chimera, you've now got an additional problem.  you destroyed all of chimera at biocyte.  if ambrose is going to sell chimera now, he'll have to do it by taking a pint or so of miss hall's blood to market.	Yes, I believe that's right.
we think we've got our finger on the buyer.	Do you?  Even assuming you're able to prevent Ambrose selling Chimera, you've now got an additional problem.  You destroyed all of Chimera at Biocyte.  If Ambrose is going to sell Chimera now, he'll have to do it by taking a pint or so of Miss Hall's blood to market.
we could lock down passport control and all ports of authority, but that won't stop ambrose, and beyond him, we don't know who else we're looking for -- all terrorist bank accounts of which we're aware are stable.  no deposits, no withdrawals.  therefore no suspects.	We think we've got our finger on the buyer.
not yet.  we did manage to pull any sensitive equipment and material out of our safehouse wreckage.	We could lock down passport control and all ports of authority, but that won't stop Ambrose, and beyond him, we don't know who else we're looking for -- all terrorist bank accounts of which we're aware are stable.  No deposits, no withdrawals.  Therefore no suspects.
very.	Well it's not mission <i>difficult,</i> Hunt. It's mission <i>impossible.</i>  Difficult should be a walk in the park for you.  If you can think of a quicker way to get to Ambrose, you're welcome to try.  Oh, by the way, you might want to take a look at these..if you have any further qualms about getting her to do the job.
you mean it'll be difficult.	Very.
i don't think i can get her to do it.	You mean it'll be difficult.
go to bed with a man and lie to him? she's a woman.  she's got all the training she needs.	I don't think I can get her to do it.
she's got no training for this kind of thing.	Go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman.  She's got all the training she needs.
well, then i mislead you.  or you made the wrong assumption.  either way we're asking her to resume a prior relationship, not do anything she hasn't already done.	She's got no training for this kind of thing.
you made it sound as if i was recruiting her for her skills as a thief.	Well, then I mislead you.  Or you made the wrong assumption.  Either way we're asking her to resume a prior relationship, not do anything she hasn't already done.
then makes sure she continues to see him. gets him confide in her and report to you.	You made it sound as if I was recruiting her for her skills as a thief.
and then what?	Then makes sure she continues to see him. Gets him confide in her and report to you.
miss hall and ambrose had a relationship which he took very seriously.  she walked away and he's wanting her back ever since.  we believe she's our surest and quickest way of location him.	And then what?
excuse me?	Miss Hall and Ambrose had a relationship which he took very seriously.  She walked away and he's wanting her back ever since.  We believe she's our surest and quickest way of location him.
- is where miss hall comes in.	Excuse me?
if that's what you're thinking ambrose would have set up a bidding situation with any number of buyers before he got on the plane.  locating him in time to stop something like that -	- is where Miss Hall comes in.
well you know nekhorvich's history. you're the one who got him out of the soviet union was it still in bio- weapon business.	If that's what you're thinking Ambrose would have set up a bidding situation with any number of buyers before he got on the plane.  Locating him in time to stop something like that -
'terrorists?'	Well you know Nekhorvich's history. You're the one who got him out of the Soviet Union was it still in bio- weapon business.
- right.  in fact since the plane went down our banking sources have confirmed a marked increase in the stock pilling of cash in terrorists accounts.	'Terrorists?'
in order to do that, i've got to figure out how he plans to make money with it.	- right.  In fact since the plane went down our banking sources have confirmed a marked increase in the stock pilling of cash in terrorists accounts.
in any case, you've got to recover chimera and bring it to us.	In order to do that, I've got to figure out how he plans to make money with it.
right now only ambrose knows that.	In any case, you've got to recover Chimera and bring it to us.
the question is why?  what was this chimera nekhorvich was carrying?	Right now only Ambrose knows that.
sean feels he hasn't done the job unless he leaves a lot of hats on the ground.	The question is why?  What was this Chimera Nekhorvich was carrying?
enough to kill nekhorvich and two hundred innocent passengers?	Sean feels he hasn't done the job unless he leaves a lot of hats on the ground.
whatever nekhorvich was carrying sean wanted and he wanted to conceal the fact that he took it.	Enough to kill Nekhorvich and two hundred innocent passengers?
then you do think it was ambrose.	Whatever Nekhorvich was carrying Sean wanted and he wanted to conceal the fact that he took it.
so there's one thing we know ambrose doesn't.	Then you do think it was Ambrose.
you know we had reservations about each other.  isn't it a little late in the day to be asking me that?	Not necessarily.
what did you think of him?	You know we had reservations about each other.  Isn't it a little late in the day to be asking me that?
twice.	What did you think of him?
when i couldn't find you, i had to replace you.  sean ambrose was the obvious choice. he double you, what?  two, three times?	Twice.
you were there.	When I couldn't find you, I had to replace you.  Sean Ambrose was the obvious choice. He double you, what?  Two, three times?
if he didn't want to go anywhere without me, how did you get him on the flight?	You were there.
dr. vladimir nekhorvich is dead.  so is his colleague, gradski, but that happened earlier.  we had nekhorvich on a flight from sydney that crashed in the rockies..	If he didn't want to go anywhere without me, how did you get him on the flight?
like it's a good idea to pick him up in a hurry.  and a bad idea to fly him on a commercial carrier.  so let's get on with it.  he's still in sydney?	Dr. Vladimir Nekhorvich is dead.  So is his colleague, Gradski, but that happened earlier.  We had Nekhorvich on a flight from Sydney that crashed in the Rockies..
like?	Like it's a good idea to pick him up in a hurry.  And a bad idea to fly him on a commercial carrier.  So let's get on with it.  He's still in Sydney?
an idea, yeah.	Like?
'you're sorry and i'm sorry.'	You gotta be kidding.
like what?	'You're sorry and I'm sorry.'
why did you phrase it like that?	Like what?
well.  you're sorry and i'm sorry.	Why did you phrase it like that?
don't be.  wouldn't be on vacation if you did.	Well.  You're sorry and I'm sorry.
sorry i didn't let you know where i was.	Don't be.  Wouldn't be on vacation if you did.
..i'm fine..and you?	I'm fine..
..it seems we have a problem, dmitri.	You keep calling me Dmitri.  You really shouldn't.
..not in time to save him.	No.  After you've lived with <i>Chimera</i> for twenty hours, nothing can save you.  Not even...<i>Bellerophon.</i>
yes, he knew.  just..	..not in time to save him.
he was quite a man.  did he know before the end you two had succeeded?	Yes, he knew.  Just..
yes, i'm sorry too.. 'you're sorry and i'm sorry..'  - you do know gradski thought the world of you.	He was quite a man.  Did he know before the end you two had succeeded?
sorry it couldn't be under happier circumstances.	Yes, I'm sorry too.. 'You're sorry and I'm sorry..'  - you do know Gradski thought the world of you.
i'm with an old friend now, dmitri.	Sorry it couldn't be under happier circumstances.
they're ready and waiting.  you'll soon be with old friends.	I'm with an old friend now, Dmitri.
well, yes.  i suppose i am a bit anxious.	They're ready and waiting.  You'll soon be with old friends.
you keep staring at that watch as if your life depended on it, doctor..	Well, yes.  I suppose I am a bit anxious.
so what did he say?	Good job.  And thanks.
she's on the north head bluff - approaching the cliffs.  one klick away.	Copy.  She's only got twenty-eight minutes left.  Track ahead and pick her up.
luther, say again.	She's on the North Head Bluff - approaching the cliffs.  One klick away.
ethan, i keep telling you there's not a chance of locating nyah til i access the satellite and there's not a chance of doing that til i get this thing booted up and running!  how much time does she have left?	Ninety-seven minutes, twenty-seven seconds.
luther, i'm looking at security.	Oh. Uh. Commencing diversion.  Alarm in cosmetics.
thirty-second opening in the roof and a 250-foot drop.	I'm not waiting 48 hours.  When we're done at Biocyte, if she's not out of Ambrose's, I'm going in and getting her out.
now how to get in there.	No garage entrance.  Lobby's protected by five guards on rotating patrol.
let's start from the inside out.	All storage and production of Chimera is done here, in this lab on the forty-second floor, the heart of the building.
sorry, that it a biocyte facility, their storage structure..	Nyah still on the property?
i kill chimera at biocyte and he's sitting on a cure without a disease.	You've got the voice print, I'll get us in..
yeah.  why else would he come back to australia?  if he had them both, he could sell them anywhere.	I kill Chimera at Biocyte and he's sitting on a cure without a disease.
ambrose got bellerophon from nekhorvich on the plane, but he didn't get the chimera virus.	Yeah.  Why else would he come back to Australia?  If he had them both, he could sell them anywhere.
she must still be on the property.	I told her to get outta there.
i don't know, but nekhorvich was not a manic.  get me a twenty on nyah.	She must still be on the property.
left jacket pocket confirmed.	Nyah, Ambrose is heading back.  There's an enveloped inside --
confirm.  left jacket pocket.	Left jacket pocket confirmed.
roger that.	Confirm.  Left jacket pocket.
left jacket pocket?	Roger that.
ambrose just pulled the memory card out of the digital camera and put it into an envelope, put it in his inner left jacket pocket...	Left jacket pocket?
nekhorvich's boss?	Yep.
luther..get us everything you can on the outbreak of influenza on bruny island last month, including photos of the victims.	Right.  I guess there aren't many flu epidemics in the middle of summer.
that simple, huh?	Why not?
nekhorvich specialized in recombining dna molecules.  in the myth, bellerophon killed chimera, a recombinant monster with the head of a lion and the tail of a serpent who plagued the ancient world.  i think nekhorvich has created a monster virus in chimera and apparently the means to kill it in bellerophon.	That simple, huh?
put in the coordinates and let's get a visual.  the visuals aren't coming up.	The satellite doesn't work as fast as I do.
it's the transponder.	Put in the coordinates and let's get a visual.  The visuals aren't coming up.
well, the thought had occurred to me.  i needed chimera in order to peddle bellerophon.  for hero to be appreciated, you need a monster. now that's not so difficult to understand, is it?  look, time was a shot of penicillin could knock off every bloody bug in the zoo!  not anymore!..have you any idea the r&d money it takes to float one little pissy boutique antibiotic that's barely effective against one strain of one bacterium?  if i couldn't makes money killing the microscopic little shits that are out there, you'd help me put one out there i can make on!..there it is.  i've confessed.  i, john c. mccloy, am in business to make money.  lilly's making billions feeding prozac to depressed dogs.  pfizer doesn't even know where to put the money they're making on viagra, and let me tell you that shit didn't do a thing for me even at twice the recommended dose, jesus, who do i have to screw to get a a break!..now get me out of here, get me treated and let's go back to work!..	You know, I think it's a little late for that.  Do give my regards to Gradski if you see him.
you wanted the disease in order to peddle the cure.	Well, the thought had occurred to me.  I needed Chimera in order to peddle Bellerophon.  For hero to be appreciated, you need a monster. Now that's not so difficult to understand, is it?  Look, time was a shot of penicillin could knock off every bloody bug in the zoo!  Not anymore!..have you any idea the R&D money it takes to float one little pissy boutique antibiotic that's barely effective against one strain of one bacterium?  If I couldn't makes money killing the microscopic little shits that are out there, you'd help me put one out there I can make on!..there it is.  I've confessed.  I, John C. McCloy, am in business to make money.  Lilly's making billions feeding Prozac to depressed dogs.  Pfizer doesn't even know where to put the money they're making on Viagra, and let me tell you that shit didn't do a thing for me even at twice the recommended dose, Jesus, who do I have to screw to get a a break!..now get me out of here, get me treated and let's go back to work!..
you still don't get it, do you?  you want to make an omelet, you break a few eggs - <i>i needed to know just how bad the disease was</i> - in the real world, not the lab.  and you never know til you try.  you thought you were genetically splicing together strains of influenza to create a cure for all influenzas.  but i saw you creating a disease so terrible in <i>chimera</i> that the cure would be priceless.	You wanted the disease in order to peddle the cure.
by asking me.	You still don't get it, do you?  You want to make an omelet, you break a few eggs - <i>I needed to know just how bad the disease was</i> - in the real world, not the lab.  And you never know til you try.  You thought you were genetically splicing together strains of influenza to create a cure for all influenzas.  But I saw you creating a disease so terrible in <i>Chimera</i> that the cure would be priceless.
oh, please!  how was i to know they had to be treated with bellerophon within twenty hours?	By asking me.
'if?'  my, my, my...the five hundred people on bruny island that you deliberately infected with <i>chimera</i> needed it as well.	Oh, please!  How was I to know they had to be treated with Bellerophon within twenty hours?
you took it!  all of it!  and what if i need it?	'If?'  My, my, my...the five hundred people on Bruny Island that you deliberately infected with <i>Chimera</i> needed it as well.
do i?	You took it!  All of it!  And what if I need it?
you have bellerophon.	Do I?
it was in the bloody papers, on the telly..what's this about gradski?	You are infected with <i>Chimera,</i> my friend.
fatigued, certainly.  but dead is a little extreme.  on the other hand, when me dear gradski had your pulse and blood pressure he has less than ten hours to live.	It was in the bloody papers, on the telly..what's this about Gradski?
what's happening here?  you're dead!	Fatigued, certainly.  But dead is a little extreme.  On the other hand, when me dear Gradski had your pulse and blood pressure he has less than ten hours to live.
a visit from an old friend.	What's happening here?  You're dead!
to friends.	Yes, Anatoly, yes.
his name is.....dimitri miediev.	Dimitri Miediev...Dimitri Miediev...
come on!	His name is.....Dimitri Miediev.
you asked for my help.  you <u>asked</u> for <u>my</u> help...come on...	You're right, of course.
they'll kill me.	You asked for my help.  You <u>asked</u> for <u>my</u> help...come on...
c'mon, c'mon, tell the truth...c'mon.	They'll kill me.
kasimov, kasimov, good that you called us.	I don't remember what happened!  We were at the bar, drinking, laughing -- having fun.
maybe we dont have to know what he looks like.  if hes got that list, hes going to want to check it.  we should be looking for laptops.	Good idea.
this is bullshit - we dont even know what max looks like.	Maybe we dont have to know what he looks like.  If hes got that list, hes going to want to check it.  We should be looking for laptops.
nothing but civilians, gene.	This is bullshit - we dont even know what Max looks like.
what kind of show.	I dont know.  It didnt say on the tickets.
hes putting on a show, barnes.	What kind of show.
but why tell us?	Hes putting on a show, Barnes.
high speed train.  no-one gets on.  no- one gets off.  high security.  good place for a pass off to max.	But why tell us?
whats hunt doing on the tgv?	High speed train.  No-one gets on.  No- one gets off.  High security.  Good place for a pass off to Max.
and if we dont find him - well search the whole train again.	Whats Hunt doing on the TGV?
only four more cars.	And if we dont find him - well search the whole train again.
you and i know about this -- and that's where it stops.  understand?  it never happened.	What about him...?
same thing he wanted in prague!  same thing he's always wanted!  the noc list!	Okay!
<u>think</u>, for christ's sake, you guys are mired in detail, open your minds, it's gotta be staring us in the face!  what does ethan hunt <u>want</u>?!	Same thing he wanted in Prague!  Same thing he's always wanted!  The NOC list!
that's s.o.p..	S.O.P..
so what do you suggest?	Let's not waste time chasing him.  Make him come to us.  Everybodys got pressure points.  Find out something that's important to him personally and you squeeze.
what can we do, barnes?  put a guy at the airport?  how many identities do you think hunt has?  how many times has he slipped past custom, in how many countries?  these guys are trained to be ghosts.  <u>we</u> taught them how to do it, for christ's sake!	So what do you suggest?
look we can use someone from the embassy and we can get the local authorities involved. close off his transportation.	What can we do, Barnes?  Put a guy at the airport?  How many identities do you think Hunt has?  How many times has he slipped past custom, in how many countries?  These guys are trained to be ghosts.  <u>We</u> taught them how to do it, for Christ's sake!
the man's gone black, barnes.  he's under until he decides to surface.	Look we can use someone from the Embassy and we can get the local authorities involved. Close off his transportation.
now we dont have to eliminate him?  you like that, dont you claire?  dont you?	Yes.
dont jim.	Now we dont have to eliminate him?  You like that, dont you Claire?  Dont you?
all ten million.	Fold it.  Fold it tight.
satisfied?	All ten million.
well claire do you?  have you been exploiting his feelings or returning them?	Jim - lets just get the money and get out of here.
ethan, if you knew about jim?..why..	Why the masquerade?  Why take the risk? Well, Claire, youve asked the question and you are the answer.
two minutes til krieger shows.  thisll have to be quicker than id like. certainly quicker than youd like.	Ethan, if you knew about Jim?..Why..
you knew about jim?	Course he did.  Just exactly when he knew is something of a question.  Before or after I showed in London, mind telling me, Ethan?
krieger.	Stay out of this. OR Lachez - moi OR T'agueue
i don't think you're in any position to give orders, do you?  not while i'm holding this.	Krieger.
krieger can get it.  right?	May take a little time.
always.	If we're going to Virginia, why don't we drop by Fort Knox?  I can fly a helicopter right in through the lobby and set it down inside the vault and it will be a hell of a lot easier than breaking into the God damn CIA.
is he serious?	Always.
its all right, ethan..youll bring me back...wont you...	I always have, Claire..
claire.	Its all right, Ethan..youll bring me back...wont you...
this stuff is so sticky.	Claire.
claire...hey...	This stuff is so sticky.
of course - im sorry to hear you say that claire.	Ethan?
ethans right behind me.  listen to me jim.  is it such a good idea to kill him? we take the money.  ethan takes the blame.  no-one else has seen you alive. no-one will believe him.	Of course - Im sorry to hear you say that Claire.
two cars.  where are you?	You are my eyes.  Stay with him.
kittridge is job.  max delivered.  how far is he from luther?	Two cars.  Where are you?
ethan...kittridge is on the train.	Kittridge is Job.  Max delivered.  How far is he from Luther?
is this the only way?	Yes.......come here....viens pres moi...
okay...	Is this the only way?
i sent the message to max.  were on for tomorrow.	Okay...
what happened?	I sent the message to Max.  Were on for tomorrow.
what are you going to do?	He's expecting my call.  I'm going to the station...  And I'm going to call him.
kittridge...	Bastard!
we did what we had to do.	I'm going to try and get some sleep.
i'm so sorry.  krieger was my call.  i've never worked with him.  i'm sorry, ethan.	We did what we had to do.
what about you?	What about me - Jim called an abort - I didn't comply.  I lost the team. I just need you to be safe.
i just need you to be safe.	What about you?
you didn't have to.........	I just need you to be safe.
i didn't say that.	You didn't have to.........
you don't think we're going to make it.	I didn't say that.
it's cash. and a second passport. if anything goes wrong when we're inside, if you sense even the slightest deviation don't look over your shoulder, you walk away - you hear me? just walk away.	You don't think we're going to make it.
sure...	It's cash. And a second passport. If anything goes wrong when we're inside, if you sense even the slightest deviation don't look over your shoulder, you walk away - you hear me? Just walk away.
may i come in?	Sure...
we need help, and we don't have time. they have to be local.	What kind of help?
jim was my husband. i want to know who killed him.  i want to get the son of a bitch who did this.	We need help, and we don't have time. They have to be local.
you're sure about this?	Jim was my husband. I want to know who killed him.  I want to get the son of a bitch who did this.
we've got seventy-five rounds for your glock 9, but only twenty for the sig sauer, one pair of visco glasses with monitor, plenty of passports. you said it yourself -- if i'm not dead, i'm with you.	You're sure about this?
i deliver the noc list, max delivers job.	We've got seventy-five rounds for your Glock 9, but only twenty for the Sig Sauer, one pair of Visco glasses with monitor, plenty of passports. You said it yourself -- if I'm not dead, I'm with you.
max made a deal with you?	I deliver the NOC list, Max delivers Job.
the message is for job.	I'm going to answer it.
claire, claire, claire, if you're not dead, he's going to assume you're with me.	The message is for Job.
ethan, you're not making sense. let me go in and talk to kittridge. i'm going to tell him you had nothing to do...	Claire, Claire, Claire, if you're not dead, he's going to assume you're with me.
i'm going to get it for him.  whoever the mole is, i think goes by the name of job, at least part of the time. 1 can't find him, but if he knows 1 have the noc list, he'll find me.	Ethan, you're not making sense. Let me go in and talk to Kittridge. I'm going to tell him you had nothing to do...
what are you going to do?	I'm going to get it for him.  Whoever the mole is, I think goes by the name of Job, at least part of the time. 1 can't find him, but if he knows 1 have the NOC list, he'll find me.
i've been disavowed.  they think i killed jim and everyone else.  somehow a hundred thousand dollars found its way into my parents' bank account.  kittridge assumes i'm a mole they've been tracing and i've been in the employ of an arms dealer, max, for the last two years, to get him our noc list.	What are you going to do?
why haven't they brought us in yet?	I've been disavowed.  They think I killed Jim and everyone else.  Somehow a hundred thousand dollars found its way into my parents' bank account.  Kittridge assumes I'm a mole they've been tracing and I've been in the employ of an arms dealer, Max, for the last two years, to get him our NOC list.
no one sent me!  we're supposed to be back here at four o'clock, four o'clock, if we abort, we don't return here until four o'clock, 0-four hundred, four am, four o'clock --!	Why haven't they brought us in yet?
who sent you?!  who sent you?	No one sent me!  We're supposed to be back here at four o'clock, four o'clock, if we abort, we don't return here until four o'clock, 0-four hundred, four am, four o'clock --!
who is they, who is they?	Who sent you?!  Who sent you?
did they send you...did they send you?	Who is they, who is they?
who is "they?"	Did they send you...Did they send you?
that was four hours ago!  who sent you? did they send you here?	Who is "they?"
i walked away.  he said abort.  he was gone so i walked away.	That was four hours ago!  Who sent you? Did they send you here?
where were you?	I walked away.  He said abort.  He was gone so I walked away.
take off your god damn coat!	Where were you?
what?	Take off your God damn coat!
take off your coat.	What?
they're dead.  jim's dead.	Take off your coat.
there was nobody on the bridge.	What happened to Jim?
what happened to jim?	There was nobody on the bridge.
don't give me that!  i was on the bridge.	What happened to Jim?
no, i got out of the car and i ran to the bridge.	Don't give me that!  I was on the bridge.
shut up!  i saw you.  you were in the car.	No, I got out of the car and I ran to the bridge.
i wasn't.  i heard that jim was in trouble on the radio.  he said someone was...	Shut up!  I saw you.  You were in the car.
you were in the car!	I wasn't.  I heard that Jim was in trouble on the radio.  He said someone was...
don't move.	You were in the car!
ethan -- ethan, it's okay.  it's claire. ethan what's wrong with you?	Don't move.
sarah's reconsidering.  claire, transport in five minutes.	Roger that.
if you're gonna do this again claire, it's not gonna be on my watch.	Oh yeah?
are <u>you</u> all right ethan.  what's wrong with you?	If you're gonna do this again Claire, It's not gonna be on my watch.
sleeping's better.	Are <u>you</u> all right Ethan.  What's wrong with you?
talking's good, walking's better.	Sleeping's better.
i'm walking.	Talking's good, walking's better.
walk, just walk.  start walking.	I'm walking.
i want to sleep.  can i sleep here.	Walk, just walk.  Start walking.
we got it.  on your feet.	I want to sleep.  Can I sleep here.
did we get it?	We got it.  On your feet.
if you're dealing with someone who's crushed, stabbed, shot and detonated five members of his own imf team, how devastated do you think you're going to make him by marching ma and uncle donald down to the county courthouse?	I don't know, Ethan. Suppose you tell me?
certainly ethan.	If you're dealing with someone who's crushed, stabbed, shot and detonated five members of his own IMF team, how devastated do you think you're going to make him by marching Ma and Uncle Donald down to the county courthouse?
can i ask you something, kittridge?	Certainly Ethan.
i see you've been out visiting the folks.	It's Hunt.  What do you need for a pinpoint?  Been watching a little T.V., have you?
kittridge.	I see you've been out visiting the folks.
ethan, i can understand you're very upset.	Kitteridge, you've never seen me very upset.
how about if we just go quietly into the bathroom and i wash your mouth out with soap - you pathetic button down bureaucratic asshole.	Ethan, I can understand you're very upset.
since your father's death, your family's farm has been in sub-chapter s and now, suddenly, they're flush with over a hundred and twenty grand in the bank. dad's illness was supposed to have wiped out the bank account -- dying slowly in america after all, can be a very expensive proposition ethan.  so, why don't we go quietly out of here onto the plane...	How about if we just go quietly into the bathroom and I wash your mouth out with soap - you pathetic button down bureaucratic asshole.
this whole operation was a molehunt.	Yes, the mole's deep inside. And -- like you said.  You survived.
correct the actual list is safe at langley.  "golitsyn" was a lightning rod, one of ours.	This whole operation was a molehunt.
but the list golitsyn stole was a decoy.	Correct the actual list is safe at Langley.  "Golitsyn" was a lightning rod, one of ours.
that's right.  max, it seems, has two unique gifts -- a capacity for anonymity and for corrupting susceptible agents. this time he's gotten to someone on the inside - he's put himself in a position to buy our noc list. an operation he referred to as "job 314".  the job he thought golitsyn was doing tonight.	But the list Golitsyn stole was a decoy.
the arms dealer.	That's right.  Max, it seems, has two unique gifts -- a capacity for anonymity and for corrupting susceptible agents. This time he's gotten to someone on the inside - he's put himself in a position to buy our NOC list. An operation he referred to as "Job 314".  The job he thought Golitsyn was doing tonight.
for a little over two years now we've been spotting serious blowback in imf operations.  we have a penetration.  the other day we decoded a message on the internet from a czech we know as "max."	The arms dealer.
you're right.  maybe this'll save some time.	For a little over two years now we've been spotting serious blowback in IMF operations.  We have a penetration.  The other day we decoded a message on the Internet from a Czech we know as "Max."
let's see if you can follow me around this room.  the drunk russians on the embankment at 7 and 8 o'clock...the couple waltzing around me at the embassy at 9 and 11. the waiter behind hannah at the top of the staircase - bowtie, 12 o'clock. the other imf team.  you're worried about me. <u>why</u>?	You're right.  Maybe this'll save some time.
i don't quite follow you.	Let's see if you can follow me around this room.  The drunk Russians on the embankment at 7 and 8 o'clock...The couple waltzing around me at the Embassy at 9 and 11. The waiter behind Hannah at the top of the staircase - Bowtie, 12 o'clock. The other IMF team.  You're worried about me. <u>Why</u>?
of imf agents.  at the embassy.  tonight.	I don't quite follow you.
what?	Of IMF agents.  At the Embassy.  Tonight.
why was there another team?	What?
yes.  i see your point.	Why was there another team?
who else is left?	Yes.  I see your point.
you seem hell bent on blaming yourself, ethan.	Who else is left?
you mean <u>i've</u> lost enough agents for one night.	You seem hell bent on blaming yourself, Ethan.
we've lost enough agents for one night.	You mean <u>I've</u> lost enough agents for one night.
yeah.  i follow you.	We've lost enough agents for one night.
passport, visas - you know the drill. we'll work the exfiltration thru canada, debrief you at langley.  throw the prague police a bone, you know toss them a few suspects.  follow me?	Yeah.  I follow you.
yeah.	Passport, visas - you know the drill. We'll work the exfiltration thru Canada, debrief you at Langley.  Throw the Prague police a bone, you know toss them a few suspects.  Follow me?
i can't tell you how sorry i am.  i know how much jim in particular meant to you, ethan.  personally as well as professionally.	Yeah.
one hour.	I can't tell you how sorry I am.  I know how much Jim in particular meant to you, Ethan.  Personally as well as professionally.
no sir.	One hour.
heard a lot about you, hunt.  dont disappoint me.	No sir.
youre in prague?	Heard a lot about you, Hunt.  Dont disappoint me.
location green.  one hour.  ill be there myself.	Youre in Prague?
yes.	Location green.  One hour.  Ill be there myself.
dont <u>think</u>, be <u>sure</u>.  are you clean?	Yes.
i dont think so.	Dont <u>think</u>, be <u>sure</u>.  Are you clean?
let's just bring you in safely, and then we'll worry about that, okay?  were you followed?	I dont think so.
do you read me?  <u>the list is in the open</u>!	Let's just bring you in safely, and then we'll worry about that, okay?  Were you followed?
<u>are you intact</u>?	Do you read me?  <u>The list is in the open</u>!
they knew we were coming.  golitsyns dead too.  the disk is gone.	<u>Are you intact</u>?
are you damaged?	They knew we were coming.  Golitsyns dead too.  The disk is gone.
my team.  claire, jack, even jim - - hannah, maybe, i -- dont know	Are you damaged?
whos dead?	My team.  Claire, Jack, even Jim - - Hannah, maybe, I -- dont know
theyre dead.	Whos dead?
go ahead.	Theyre dead.
go secure.	Go ahead.
this is kittridge.	Go secure.
oh man...i don't know.  i'm gonna miss being disreputable.	Well, Luther - if it makes you feel any better I'll always think of you that way.
he was a good guy for a long, long time. just - not long enough.  gotta catch my flight.. so.  how's it feel being a solid citizen again?	Oh man...I don't know.  I'm gonna miss being disreputable.
you really liked phelps, didn't you?	He was a good guy for a long, long time. Just - not long enough.  Gotta catch my flight.. So.  How's it feel being a solid citizen again?
just don't know why i'd be doing it.	You really liked Phelps, didn't you?
why don't you come back with me?	Just don't know why I'd be doing it.
it's all one big negotiation, isn't it?	Why don't you come back with me?
i figured i'd let 'em reinstate my back pay, give me a promotion, check out my office at langley and <i>then</i>, maybe, talk about it.	It's all one big negotiation, isn't it?
you didn't tell 'em at the debriefing?	I figured I'd let 'em reinstate my back pay, give me a promotion, check out my office at Langley and <i>then</i>, maybe, talk about it.
sure.  they want me back in so i won't break in!  they <i>still</i> can't figure out how we did it.	You didn't tell 'em at the debriefing?
you're more than that, luther.  they were mistaken about you and they're trying to show you they know it.  they want you back in.	Sure.  They want me back in so I won't break in!  They <i>still</i> can't figure out how we did it.
hey, i'm the flavour of the month!	You're more than that, Luther.  They were mistaken about you and they're trying to show you they know it.  They want you back in.
here's to  you, luther.   to being off the disavowed list.	Hey, I'm the flavour of the month!
the official apology from the justice department, the vip treatment, you know, the whole nine yards.	Well my Mother was a little confused about how the DEA could mistake her and Uncle Donald for a couple of dope smugglers in the Florida keys.
about what?	The official apology from the Justice Department, the VIP treatment, you know, the whole nine yards.
reach your folks?  how they feeling?	About what?
it's hard to tell.  i'm gonna have to be close.	I'll get you close.
exactly, that's your job.  tomorrow on the train, you can't let this list get out into the open.  what's the range of this thing?	It's hard to tell.  I'm gonna have to be close.
i'm not letting this list get out in the open.	Exactly, that's your job.  Tomorrow on the train, you can't let this list get out into the open.  What's the range of this thing?
because if you knew what you were getting into, you never would have done it.	I'm not letting this list get out in the open.
what makes you trust me?	Because if you knew what you were getting into, you never would have done it.
now i want you to hold onto it.	What makes you trust me?
krieger <u>did</u> have the noc list.	Now I want you to hold onto it.
i can't just hack my way inside.  there's no modem access to the mainframe, it's in a stand-alone.  i'd have to be physically at the terminal.	Luther, relax, it's worse than you think. The terminal's in black vault lock-down.
luther, i guess you're all out of excuses.	I can't just hack my way inside.  There's no modem access to the mainframe, it's in a stand-alone.  I'd have to be physically at the terminal.
and i get to keep the equipment when we're done.	Luther, I guess you're all out of excuses.
may take a little time. that's not what claire tells me about you.	Thinking Machine laptops, I'm talking about the 686 prototypes -- <u>with</u> the artificial intelligence Risk chip --
you don't know what you're missing. this is the mt. everest of hacks.	You're all kidding yourselves. Even with top of the line crypto.  Cray access. STU 3's --
there was never any physical evidence that i had anything to do with that.. that..  with that exceptional piece of work.	You don't know what you're missing. This is the Mt. Everest of hacks.
this doesn't sound like the luther stickell i've heard of.  what'd they used to call you?  the net ranger?  phineas phreak?  the only man alive who actually hacked nato ghostcom.	There was never any physical evidence that I had anything to do with that.. that..  With that exceptional piece of work.
what kind?	Profitable.
information.	What kind?
what are we downloading?	Information.
what about job?	I wouldnt worry about him.  Once youve got the money -- hell find you.
the possibility alone is worth ten million.  baggage car, rack 3.  silver briefcase.  combination 314.	What about Job?
it doesnt, dear girl.  as long as you tell me where the money is.	The possibility alone is worth ten million.  Baggage car, rack 3.  Silver briefcase.  Combination 314.
ha, dear boy!  i do hope this doesnt prelude a meeting in private.	It doesnt, dear girl.  as long as you tell me where the money is.
i'm going to have to front you personally.  don't lose that money without losing your life.	I wouldn't dream of it.
i'm not being dropped anywhere without my money.	I'm going to have to front you personally.  Don't lose that money without losing your life.
how will you make sure i'll have the list in three days?  it's been a delight.  now where can i drop you dear boy?	I'm not being dropped anywhere without my money.
how will you make sure job will be there?	How will you make sure I'll have the list in three days?  It's been a delight.  Now where can I drop you dear boy?
done.  bring it to me in london.  i want it by the end of the week.	How will you make sure Job will be there?
<u>ten</u> million.  ten million in negotiable u.s. treasury certificates, in bearer form, coupons attached.  and one more thing -- your personal assurance that job will be at the exchange.	Done.  Bring it to me in London.  I want it by the end of the week.
six million dollars.  i'll give you the same.  but i want the complete list now, not just eastern europe.  i won't do this piecemeal, it's too dangerous.  i want the <u>entire</u> list, the true name of every non-official cover agent throughout the world.	<u>Ten</u> million.  Ten million in negotiable U.S. Treasury certificates, in bearer form, coupons attached.  And one more thing -- your personal assurance that Job will be at the exchange.
what was your deal with job?	Six million dollars.  I'll give you the same.  But I want the complete list now, not just Eastern Europe.  I won't do this piecemeal, it's too dangerous.  I want the <u>entire</u> list, the true name of every non-official cover agent throughout the world.
i don't have to tell you what a comfort anonymity can be in my profession -- like a warm blanket.  my deal with job was subject to a successful boot scan.  obviously it didn't pass muster.  deal's off.	What was your deal with Job?
thanks, max.  or is it maxine?	I don't have to tell you what a comfort anonymity can be in my profession -- like a warm blanket.  My deal with Job was subject to a successful boot scan.  Obviously it didn't pass muster.  Deal's off.
very good.	Okay, use it.  But I suggest pack up first.
tell you what.  how good's the rf scanner you used in the car?	Very good.
mm - hmmm...	Tell you what.  How good's the RF scanner you used in the car?
okay, boot it up and in anywhere from thirty seconds to ten minutes you're gonna have virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.	Mm - Hmmm...
it's easy to say the disk is worthless when you say i can't look at the information and <u>see</u> if it's worthless. not a tenable position, sir.	Okay, boot it up and in anywhere from thirty seconds to ten minutes you're gonna have Virginia farm boys hopping around you like jackrabbits.
because i can deliver the actual noc list.  the one you have is not only worthless, it's certain to be equipped with a homing device to pinpoint your exact location.	It's easy to say the disk is worthless when you say I can't look at the information and <u>see</u> if it's worthless. Not a tenable position, sir.
why should i?	Because I can deliver the actual NOC list.  The one you have is not only worthless, it's certain to be equipped with a homing device to pinpoint your exact location.
even so, i'm sure you could arrange an introduction.	Why should I?
i don't know job any more than he knows me.	Even so, I'm sure you could arrange an introduction.
that's the question i want to ask job.	I don't know Job any more than he knows me.
why, may i ask?	That's the question I want to ask Job.
i'm noc.  was.  <u>now</u> disavowed.	Why, may I ask?
ah, but, we're asking about you.	I'm NOC.  Was.  <u>Now</u> disavowed.
like job?	Ah, but, we're asking about you.
and how might you know that?  are you another company man?	Like Job?
the disk job sold you is worthless.  it's bait, part of an internal molehunt.	And how might you know that?  Are you another Company man?
it's quite out of the question.	The disk Job sold you is worthless.  It's bait, part of an internal molehunt.
whether you like a paradox.  i want a hundred and fifty thousand dollars.	It's quite out of the question.
on what?	Whether you like a paradox.  I want a hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
that depends.	On what?
the penny drops.  <u>you</u> are <u>not</u> job.  yes, job is not given to quoting scripture in his communications. and there was its tone -- aggressive but playful.  job is not playful.  so you're something of a paradox.	That depends.
why not?  you gave job a hundred and twenty five thousand.	The penny drops.  <u>You</u> are <u>not</u> Job.  Yes, Job is not given to quoting Scripture in his communications. And there was its tone -- aggressive but playful.  Job is not playful.  So you're something of a paradox.
really?  and you thought if you simply showed up i might give it to you?	Why not?  You gave Job a hundred and twenty five thousand.
i need one hundred thousand dollars.	Really?  And you thought if you simply showed up I might give it to you?
who are you and what are you doing here?	I need one hundred thousand dollars.
wait!  hold it - it's on. let's go.	Let's move!
nobody goes into any sector where the alarm didn't go off.	Do you <u>want</u> to blow the fire through the whole building?
i gotta go in there and shut it down!	Nobody goes into any sector where the alarm didn't go off.
uh -- twenty-one, but there's no alarm in sector twenty-one.	I gotta go in there and shut it down!
what sector's the air conditioning?	Uh -- twenty-one, but there's no alarm in sector twenty-one.
that's not it.  that's not the list.	What's the matter, you don't know this trick?
you're not going to any meeting without me.	My contact is extremely shy.
merci.	We're not outta here yet.
we'll see.	Time up.
zero body count.	We'll see.
where exactly is it?	In Langley.
imf mainframe.	Where exactly is it?
bank?	IMF mainframe.
simple game.  four players.  exfil opens the pocket --  -- cyber ops lifts the wallet.	Bank?
roger that.  opening doors now.	Stairway, youre wrapped, go to transport.
in position.  jack open the door, let the package roll.	Roger that.  Opening doors now.
he's got it.  saved your ass again jack.	Give me a break, Pops.
jack.  jack.	I didn't touch it.
give me the god damn gum.	Just don't chew it.
sorry, am i interrupting?	Always.
is there any particular reason we're not out of here yet?!	Just waiting for you, tubs.
jack.	IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR REASON WE'RE NOT OUT OF HERE YET?!
claire.	Jack.
jim gave an abort, we should walk away.	No, were going to recover the disk, understand?!  Now move!
sarah eye on the package.  jim, im coming to you.	Jim gave an abort, we should walk away.
ethan.  hes out of pocket.	Jim we cant.
the package is in the open.	Jim.  Jim.  Hes in the open.
ok.  taking golitsyn's exit.  jack, open the doors.	What about my coat?  I'll freeze.
higher.	Right, right.  Good.
higher.  higher.	Higher.
forty-four.  forty-five.	I'd say you've got about two minutes.
i'm willing to take the chance.	Very well.
if max doesn't like what you have to say, you'll be wearing that shroud indefinitely.	I'm willing to take the chance.
i don't communicate very well through a shroud.	If Max doesn't like what you have to say, you'll be wearing that shroud indefinitely.
allowing max to see you and hear what you've got to say.	I don't communicate very well through a shroud.
then what am i doing here?	Allowing Max to see you and hear what you've got to say.
you misunderstood.  no one sees max.	Then what am I doing here?
i thought i was going to see max.	You misunderstood.  No one sees Max.
you wish to meet max?  this is the price of admission.	I thought I was going to see Max.
why?	You wish to meet Max?  This is the price of admission.
would you remove your hat please?	Why?
jim, its over.	Ethan - Ive always taught you, nothing can be more dangerous than the truth.  It can kill you.
sorry ethan.  times up.  say goodbye.	Youre wrong about one thing.  Im not the only one whos seen you alive.
dont flatter yourself - six was for <u>eastern europe</u>.  you made a lousy deal - ten for the world?  what is that?  but i needed you for the transfer with max.  i got a little extra change;  and you got a little extra too.	Sorry Ethan.  Times up.  Say goodbye.
arent you going to thank me jim.  ten million is better than six.	Dont flatter yourself - six was for <u>Eastern Europe</u>.  You made a lousy deal - ten for the world?  What is that?  But I needed you for the transfer with Max.  I got a little extra change;  and you got a little extra too.
tell me something claire, that night in prague, was it you or jim that blew up the car and scattered hannah all over town?	Keep counting Claire.
i knew about jim.	But, he didnt know about you.  In all fairness, Ethan, Claire was never convinced her charms would work with you. But I was supremely confident - having tastes the goods.  "Thou shall not covet thy Neighbours wife", Ethan.  Oh, Ethan is in love with you, Claire, make no mistake about it.  And like all the worlds lovers, hes tortured by the same, one pathetic question - "does she feel the same way I do?"
before london.  but after you took the bible out of the drake hotel in chicago.	They stamped it, didnt they?  Those damn Gideons.
and get a doctor.	Good luck.
you got it.	And get a doctor.
once we leave the safehouse, get in there and crash.  ill call you from paris.	You got it.
i usually am.	Once we leave the safehouse, get in there and crash.  Ill call you from Paris.
youre probably right.	I usually am.
- no.  she cant know about me.  no one can.  not til this is over.  theres too much at stake, ethan.	Youre probably right.
i was sitting in a cafe waiting for you and suddenly there she was, standing in the rain just outside the safe house..alive and beautiful..and thinking im dead and gone.  god knows what shes had to do forget about me to keep going and get the job done, i..	- no.  She cant know about me.  No one can.  Not til this is over.  Theres too much at stake, Ethan.
jim...?	I was sitting in a cafe waiting for you and suddenly there she was, standing in the rain just outside the safe house..alive and beautiful..and thinking Im dead and gone.  God knows what shes had to do forget about me to keep going and get the job done, I..
if i supposedly deliver the noc list to max, max has agreed to deliver job to me. ill have claire and luther stickell with me on the train.  marcel krieger will have helicopter transport waiting in paris.	Jim...?
tight security.  no guns.  real plus.	If I supposedly deliver the NOC list to Max, Max has agreed to deliver Job to me. Ill have Claire and Luther Stickell with me on the train.  Marcel Krieger will have helicopter transport waiting in Paris.
a meeting tomorrow on the tgv, enroute to paris.	Tight security.  No guns.  Real plus.
jesus, ethan.  good for you.	A meeting tomorrow on the TGV, enroute to Paris.
what he didnt get in prague.  the noc list.	Jesus, Ethan.  Good for you.
whats going to make him do that?	What he didnt get in Prague.  The NOC list.
we dont have to, jim.  hell come after us.	Whats going to make him do that?
..when you think about it, ethan, it was inevitable..no more cold war.  no more secrets you keep from everyone but yourself, operations you answer to no one but yourself.  then one morning you wake up and find out the president of the united states is running the country - <i>without your permission</i>.  the son-of-a- bitch!  how <i>dare</i> he?  you realize its over, youre an obsolete piece of hardware not worth upgrading, youve got a lousy marriage and sixty-two grand a year.  kittridge, well go after that no good son-of-a-bitch, big time!	We dont have to, Jim.  Hell come after us.
yeah.	How did Kittridge do it?..
kitteridge.  oh my god!  kittridge is the mole?	Yeah.
i can sit up straight.  i just can't..sit up straight very well.  it's not important!  i saw who shot me.  ethan, i saw the mole.  it was kittridge.  <i>kittridge!</i>	Kitteridge.  Oh my god!  Kittridge is the mole?
jim, who do you think you're kidding?  a doctor's gotta look at that.  you can't sit up straight.	I can sit up straight.  I just can't..sit up straight very well.  It's not important!  I saw who shot me.  Ethan, I saw the mole.  It was Kittridge.  <i>Kittridge!</i>
i remember..	Jim, who do you think you're kidding?  A doctor's gotta look at that.  You can't sit up straight.
hey, i showed 'em to you!	I remember..
you knew i liked the rentals at liverpool street.	Hey, I showed 'em to you!
- so i watched europe. once you showed up in england..it was easy.	You knew I liked the rentals at Liverpool Street.
yeah, smaller countries don't computerize customs records -	- so I watched Europe. Once you showed up in England..it was easy.
- but you left before i could get there and i could check just so many places..	Yeah, smaller countries don't computerize customs records -
- and picked us up in the states -	- but you left before I could get there and I could check just so many places..
..the next day i managed to drag myself to the safe house, must've just missed you..anyway, i checked our aliases.	- and picked us up in the States -
about two hundred yards from the bridge.	Theyre covering this frequency, Ethan. Cut all radio communications.  Repeat. Cut all radio communications.
where are you?	About two hundred yards from the bridge.
abort.  thats an order.	<u>Negative</u>, Golitsyns on the move.
can you lose him?	No.  Abort.
ive got a shadow.	Can you lose him?
jack's pinned down sarah.  should be a second.  keep dancing.	We were forced to tie him to my best stallion and drag him around the barn a few times.
sure.  if the main character does.	If you were me, Ethan, who would <u>you</u> trust to make him believable?
no, not in a hurry.  what do you think? you think the plot'll work?	Sure.  If the main character does.
he won't be back in a hurry?	No, not in a hurry.  What do you think? You think the plot'll work?
not this week. this week he's flyfishing at the oughterard slough in county kildare, with one of our best irish guides.	He won't be back in a hurry?
isn't he chairing the armed services hearing?	Not this week. This week he's flyfishing at the Oughterard Slough in County Kildare, with one of our best Irish guides.
he's our guy.	Isn't he chairing the Armed Services hearing?
you're going to use walter?	He's our guy.
how was chicago?	Wonderful.  Ran into a convention of auto dealers at the Drake Hotel.  You hear the one about the astronaut who comes back from the first manned flight to Mars after two years?  His wife's got a year old kid.  So he says "All right.  Who was it?  My friend Harry?"  She says no. "Oh, it was my friend Sammy."  She says it wasn't Sammy.  "Oh, I suppose it was my friend Lou."  "No, what's the matter, don't you think I have any friends of my own?!"
because i can't afford it. and because you'd burn up before you'd burn out.	How was Chicago?
why not?	Because I can't afford it. And because you'd burn up before you'd burn out.
ethan, you <u>can't</u> burn out.	Why not?
i guess.	Ethan, you <u>can't</u> burn out.
ah, god, forget it.  what are we talking burnout here?	I guess.
what problem?	Ah, God, forget it.  What are we talking burnout here?
when you started noticing your short term memory loss.  what <u>the problem was</u> you and claire had in kiev?	What problem?
tell you what?	When you started noticing your short term memory loss.  What <u>the problem was</u> you and Claire had in Kiev?
i don't know, i had to go to chicago again.  you were in kiev.  you tell me.	Tell you what?
oh?  what's the problem?	I don't know, I had to go to Chicago again.  You were in Kiev.  You tell me.
what the hell's made you decide to take your leave at the worst possible time? claire's in a weird mood too.	Oh?  What's the problem?
i thought i'd take some now.	What the hell's made you decide to take your leave at the worst possible time? Claire's in a weird mood too.
a hundred and sixty-seven, i think it is. take it all, if you want.  <u>after</u> this one.	I thought I'd take some now.
yeah, well, jim, fact is i've got more than ninety days leave coming.	A hundred and sixty-seven, I think it is. Take it all, if you want.  <u>After</u> this one.
such a nice ass.	And a lonely ass.
too wicked to have a drink later?	I think I might just take that look.
jack you're so wicked.	Too wicked to have a drink later?
that's what we do isn't it?	Jack you're so wicked.
jack...that's spying.	That's what we do isn't it?
why don't you take a look?	Jack...that's spying.
i don't know.	Why don't you take a look?
what's going on?	I don't know.
loud and clear.	What's going on?
no, in your...ear piece. you have a lovely smile . can you hear me now?	Loud and clear.
of course i can hear you.	No, in your...ear piece. You have a lovely smile . Can you hear me now?
look to your right, then back to me. there's a camera built right into the bridge.  whatever you see it sees and transmits it back here.  can you hear me?	Of course I can hear you.
its working.	Phew!  Weve got five minutes...
i always check the batteries.	Run it through from the top.
is something wrong with the phone?  well is something wrong with the batteries?	I always check the batteries.
its not working.	Is something wrong with the phone?  Well is something wrong with the batteries?
try it again.	Its not working.
connection denied.	Try it again.
whats the problem.	Connection denied.
yes...  its him.	This wasnt what we discussed.
twenty minutes.	Yes...  Its him.
how long until we reach the chunnel?	Twenty minutes.
thirty-two and change.	Doesn't mean it's a signal.  Could just be the hard drive heating up.
that's not so good for you, my friend.	Thirty-two and change.
twenty-six, twenty-seven.  so far so good.	That's not so good for you, my friend.
then, i suppose the time has come say it's been nice dwight lionel. it's been everything. oh, dwight, i'm frightened.	I know, I am so sorry for so many things. I love you, Moira. I love you. I love you.
just across the bay, at the fuel depot. the men wanted to try to get home. i can't explain.	Then, I suppose the time has come say it's been nice Dwight Lionel. It's been everything. Oh, Dwight, I'm frightened.
the shawfish?	Just across the bay, at the fuel depot. The men wanted to try to get home. I can't explain.
no, i'm going.	The Shawfish?
oh, you're not going. you're staying.	No, I'm going.
i forgot to bring the champagne, mr. johnny.	I forgot to wave. We'll have it at the wedding.
no, i want to see the dessert cart.	Very good.
uh-huh	And I'll have the special fish.
we will both have the salad ticino.	Uh-huh
very good, mr. johnny.	We will both have the Salad Ticino.
hello, bobo. how are you tonight?	Very good, Mr. Johnny.
are you ready?	Hello, Bobo. How are you tonight?
a man... under stands one day... that his life is built on nothing. and that's a bad, crazy day.	Your life is not built on nothing. Ti amo.
and go to confession.	A man... under stands one day... that his life is built on nothing. And that's a bad, crazy day.
okay.	And go to confession.
i want you to stop seeing her.	Okay.
yes.	I want you to stop seeing her.
have i been a good wife?	Yes.
cosmo, this is ronny, johnny's brother.	His brother.
you're welcome.	I'm going to bed now.
thank you, rose.	You're welcome.
i just want you to know. no matter what you do. you are going to die, just like everybody else.	Thank you, Rose.
what?	I just want you to know. No matter what you do. You are going to die, just like everybody else.
cosmo?	What?
where you been?	I don't know, Rose. I don't know where I've been, and I don't know where I'm going.  You should have your eyes opened for you, my friend.
rita. pass the wine.	Why you drinking so much?
well, what do you wanna talk about!	Rita. Pass the wine.
i don't wanna talk about it.	Well, what do you wanna talk about!
i won't pay for nothing.	He didn't used to be cheap. He thinks if he holds on to his money, he will never die.
you're rich as roosevelt. you're just cheap, cosmo.	I won't pay for nothing.
i have no money!	You're rich as Roosevelt. You're just cheap, Cosmo.
i don't like him.	You're not gonna marry him, Cosmo. Do you love him, Loretta?
again? johnny cammareri.	I don't like him.
nobody. loretta is getting married.	Again? Johnny Cammareri.
who's dead?	Nobody. Loretta is getting married.
you were altogether asleep. you were dreaming.	No. You were there.
i never seen anybody so in love like cosmo back then! he'd stand outside the house all day and look in the windows. i never told you this cause it's not really a story. but one time i woke up in the middle of the night cause this bright light was in my face. like a flashlight. i couldn't think a what it was. i looked out the window, and it was the moon! big as a house! i never seen the moon so big before or since. i was almost scared, like it was gonna crush the house. and i looked down, and standing there in the street was cosmo, looking up at the windows. this is the funny part. i got mad at you, cosmo! i thought you brought this big moon over to my house cause you were so in love and woke me up with it. i was half asleep i guess and didn't know no better.	You were altogether asleep. You were dreaming.
rose, pass the wine.	I never seen anybody so in love like Cosmo back then! He'd stand outside the house all day and look in the windows. I never told you this cause it's not really a story. But one time I woke up in the middle of the night cause this bright light was in my face. Like a flashlight. I couldn't think a what it was. I looked out the window, and it was the moon! Big as a house! I never seen the moon so big before or since. I was almost scared, like it was gonna crush the house. And I looked down, and standing there in the street was Cosmo, looking up at the windows. This is the funny part. I got mad at you, Cosmo! I thought you brought this big moon over to my house cause you were so in love and woke me up with it. I was half asleep I guess and didn't know no better.
johnny cammareri. i think it's great and about time. what's she gonna do with the rest of her life she don't get married?	I don't wanna talk about it.
i don't wanna talk about it.	Johnny Cammareri. I think it's great and about time. What's she gonna do with the rest of her life she don't get married?
you haven't said anything.	And that's how much I'm saying.
i know you don't. that's the point. i'll say no more.	You haven't said anything.
i don't know what you mean.	I know you don't. That's the point. I'll say no more.
you do, huh? stick around. don't go on any long trips.	I don't know what you mean.
i have my eyes open.	You do, huh? Stick around. Don't go on any long trips.
hi.  hi.	Hello, Mr. Castorini.
alright. i didn't see you here.	I don't know whether I saw you or not.
you're my father.	Alright. I didn't see you here.
you're my daughter. i won't have you acting like a tramp!	You're my father.
you're married.	You're my daughter. I won't have you acting like a tramp!
who is this man? you're engaged!	You're married.
what are you doing here?	Who is this man? You're engaged!
what are you doing here?	What are you doing here?
i got it done.	What are you doing here?
what'd you do to your hair?	I got it done.
mona?	What'd you do to your hair?
so you'll come to the wedding, right?	Let's go tell your Mother.
everything is temporary. that don't excuse nothing.	So you'll come to the wedding, right?
it's temporary.	Everything is temporary. That don't excuse nothing.
it looks stupid. it's a pinky ring. it's a man's ring.	It's temporary.
here.	It looks stupid. It's a pinky ring. It's a man's ring.
that don't sound like johnny. where's the ring?	Here.
yeah.	That don't sound like Johnny. Where's the ring?
he did?	Yeah.
i didn't have no wedding cake, no reception or nothing. johnny got down on his knees and proposed to me at the grand ticino.	He did?
maybe.	I didn't have no wedding cake, no reception or nothing. Johnny got down on his knees and proposed to me at The Grand Ticino.
and maybe that's why i had the bad luck. maybe if you gave me away, and i got married in a church, in a wedding dress, instead of at the city hall with strangers standing outside the door, maybe then i wouldn't had the bad luck i had.	Maybe.
i didn't give you away the first time.	And maybe that's why I had the Bad Luck. Maybe if you gave me away, and I got married in a church, in a wedding dress, instead of at the City Hall with strangers standing outside the door, maybe then I wouldn't had the Bad Luck I had.
you've got to come. you've got to give me away.	I didn't give you away the first time.
i won't come.	You've got to come. You've got to give me away.
in a month.	I won't come.
more bad luck! i don't like his face, loretta. i don't like his lips. when he smiles i can't see his teeth. when will you do it?	In a month.
he's flying to sicily. his mother's dying.	More Bad Luck! I don't like his face, Loretta. I don't like his lips. When he smiles I can't see his teeth. When will you do it?
him? he's a big baby. why isn't he here with you telling me?	He's flying to Sicily. His mother's dying.
johnny cammareri.	Him? He's a big baby. Why isn't he here with you telling me?
no! bad luck! your ma and i been married fifty-two years an nobody died. you were married, what, two years, and somebody is dead. don't get married again, loretta. it don't work out for you. who's the man?	Johnny Cammareri.
he got hit by a bus.	No! Bad luck! Your Ma and I been married fifty-two years an nobody died. You were married, what, two years, and somebody is dead. Don't get married again, Loretta. It don't work out for you. Who's the man?
what killed him?	He got hit by a bus.
the guy died.	What killed him?
you did this once it didn't work out.	The guy died.
yeah.	You did this once it didn't work out.
again?	Yeah.
i'm getting married.	Again?
what's your news?	I'm getting married.
you look tired.	What's your news?
ti amo.	You look tired.
here.  ti amo.	Ti amo.
i can't sleep anymore. it's too much like death.	Pop, I got news.
you're not sleepy?	I can't sleep anymore. It's too much like death.
bed.	You're not sleepy?
where's ma?	Bed.
i don't know. i got a feeling.	I'm wearing your bracelet.
why you looking around so much?	I don't know. I got a feeling.
i like your dress.  it's very bright.	Why you looking around so much?
you haven't once said you like my dress.	I like your dress.  It's very bright.
oh, cosmo!	They are little stars and birds. Birds fly to the stars, I guess.
you have such a head for knowing. you know everything.	I brought you something.
the man understood me. the woman wanted to be cheap, but the man saw that i was right.	You have such a head for knowing. You know everything.
and what did they say?	The man understood me. The woman wanted to be cheap, but the man saw that I was right.
and then there is copper, which is the only pipe i use. it costs money. but it costs money because it saves money.	And what did they say?
yes!	Hurry up, hurry up. We open in five minutes.
we're supposed to do fifty apples. we only got twelve done.	I don't know what to advise my son. I think he should pay for the wedding, but it is important that he don't look ridiculous.
at dinner, my daughter-in-law threatened to kill me. things are very bad in my house.	Hurry up.
i won't have to shoot those dogs. they will kill each other.	You think so, huh, Stupid? Those dogs love each other.
what do you want me to do? pick up after five dogs? i'm eighty-three years old. god in his heaven understands that i cannot pick up after five dogs.	You have too many dogs.
it's wrong to just let them go.	Good morning, Lucy.
will you marry me, loretta castorini clark?	Before all these people, yes, I will marry you, Ronny Cammareri!
what!	Will you marry me.
loretta?	What!
loretta, what are you talking about?	I'm talking about a promise. You proposed to me!
what the hell are you talking about? we're engaged.	Loretta, what are you talking about?
no, i'll tell him.	No, I'll tell him.  What am I going to tell him?
no. i'm gonna wait.	Ronny, please...
you've gotta get outta here.	No. I'm gonna wait.
he's coming.	Good! We can get this out on the table.  I'm Ronny, Johnny's brother.
is johnny here?	He's coming.
ronny!	Is Johnny here?
i'm freezing to death.	Come upstairs. I don't care why you come. No, that's not what I mean. Loretta, I love you. Not like they told you love is and I didn't know this either. But love don't make things nice, it ruins everything, it breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We're not here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people and die! The storybooks are bullshit. Come upstairs with me, baby! Don't try to live your life out to somebody else's idea of sweet happiness. Don't try to live on milk and cookies when what you want is meat! Red meat just like me! It's wolves run with wolves and nothing else! You're a wolf just like me! Come upstairs with me and get in my bed! Come on! Come on! Come on!
no.	I'm freezing to death.
let me go home.	No.
no.	Let me go home.
let me go home.	No.
i don't know. everything seems like nothing now against that i want you in my bed. i don't care if i burn in hell. i don't care if you burn in hell. the past and future is a joke to me now. i see that they're nothing, i see they ain't here. the only thing that's here is you. and me. i want you to come upstairs. now. i tried to take everything last night, like you told me, but i couldn't. i couldn't take everything in a hundred years. it's the way we are. we compound each other.	Let me go home.
why not?	I don't know. Everything seems like nothing now against that I want you in my bed. I don't care if I burn in hell. I don't care if you burn in hell. The Past and Future is a joke to me now. I see that they're nothing, I see they ain't here. The only thing that's here is you. And me. I want you to come upstairs. Now. I tried to take everything last night, like you told me, but I couldn't. I couldn't take everything in a hundred years. It's the way we are. We compound each other.
and you're not now?	Why not?
i was.	And you're not now?
i'm afraid of who i am.	I was.
why?	I'm afraid of who I am.
i'm really afraid.	Why?
yeah.	I'm really afraid.
i went with you.  now i'm gonna marry johnny and you're gonna leave me alone.  right?  a person can see where they've messed up in their life, and they can change how they do things, and they can change their luck. maybe my nature does draw me to you, but i don't haveta go with that. i can take hold of myself and say yes to some things and no to something that's just gonna ruin everything! i can do that. otherwise, what is this stupid life that god gave us for what?  ronny? are you listening to me?	Yeah.
the deal was if i came to the opera with you you'd leave me alone forever.	I went with you.  Now I'm gonna marry Johnny and you're gonna leave me alone.  Right?  A person can see where they've messed up in their life, and they can change how they do things, and they can change their Luck. Maybe my nature does draw me to you, but I don't haveta go with that. I can take hold of myself and say yes to some things and no to something that's just gonna ruin everything! I can do that. Otherwise, what is this stupid life that God gave us for what?  Ronny? Are you listening to me?
yeah.	The deal was if I came to the Opera with you you'd leave me alone forever.
this is where we're going!	Yeah.
that's right.	This is where we're going!
this is your place.	That's right.
we're here.	This is your place.
you're late!	We're here.
i'm here!	You're late!
he didn't come!	I'm here!
and what do you know? you tell me my life? i'll tell you yours. i'm a wolf? you run to the wolf in me, that don't make you no lamb! you're gonna marry my brother? why you wanna sell your life short? playing it safe is just about the most dangerous thing a woman like you could do. you waited for the right man the first time, why didn't you wait for the right man again?	He didn't come!
i know what i know.	And what do you know? You tell me my life? I'll tell you yours. I'm a wolf? You run to the wolf in me, that don't make you no lamb! You're gonna marry my brother? Why you wanna sell your life short? Playing it safe is just about the most dangerous thing a woman like you could do. You waited for the right man the first time, why didn't you wait for the right man again?
of what? only god can point the finger, loretta.	I know what I know.
you are guilty. i'm guilty.	Of what? Only God can point the finger, Loretta.
you're making me feel guilty again.	You are guilty. I'm guilty.
how can you ask me that?	You're making me feel guilty again.
what's the matter?	How can you ask me that?
it's really cold.	Yeah. It smells like snow.
i wanna go home.	It's really cold.
what do you want to do now?	I wanna go home.
i think that's it.	What do you want to do now?
no thanks.	I think that's it.
yeah.	I couldn't believe it! I didn't think she was going to die. I knew she was sick...
beautiful. sad. she died!	Yeah.
awful?	Beautiful. Sad. She died!
that was just so... awful!	Awful?
it's the best thing there is.	I like parts of it, but I don't really get it.
they get some turnout for this stuff.	It's the best thing there is.
so. where are we sitting?	Come on.
i don't know. for your hair. for your beautiful dress. for... you know, i feel like a man again. you know i love the opera. you know it's been a long time since i've been to the opera.	So. Where are we sitting?
for what?	I don't know. For your hair. For your beautiful dress. For... you know, I feel like a man again. You know I love the Opera. You know it's been a long time since I've been to the Opera.
thank you!	For what?
he was having some fun. yeah, well he's dead.  come on, let's go in.	Thank you!
kinda gaudy.	He was having some fun. Yeah, well he's dead.  Come on, let's go in.
marc chagall. a russian.	Kinda gaudy.
who painted that?	Marc Chagall. A Russian.
i thought i'd try it.  you look good.	Thank you.
you look beautiful. your hair...	I thought I'd try it.  You look good.
hi.	You look beautiful. Your hair...
hi.	Hi.
alright. meet me at the met.	Alright. Where's the Met?
alright.	Alright. Meet me at the Met.
i love two things. i love you, and i love the opera. if i can have the two things that i love together for one night, i will be satisfied to give up the rest of my life.	Alright.
what are you talking about?	I love two things. I love you, and I love the Opera. If I can have the two things that I love together for one night, I will be satisfied to give up the rest of my life.
that you come with me tonight. once. to the opera.	What are you talking about?
what?	That you come with me tonight. Once. To the Opera.
alright. i will not come. provided one thing.	What?
but that's cause he don't know!	Alright. I will not come. Provided one thing.
but he wants me to come!	But that's cause he don't know!
i'm telling you you can't.	But he wants me to come!
i'll come to the wedding.	I'm telling you you can't.
alright. then i must never see you again. the bad blood will have to stay there between you and johnny for all time. you won't come to the wedding.	I'll come to the wedding.
i can't!	Alright. Then I must never see you again. The bad blood will have to stay there between you and Johnny for all time. You won't come to the wedding.
snap out of it!	I can't!
i'm in love with you!	Snap out of it!
why not?	I'm in love with you!
i can't do that!	Why not?
last night never happened, you hear me? i'm gonna marry him anyway and last night never happened, and you and i are gonna take this to our coffins!	I can't do that!
what?	Last night never happened, you hear me? I'm gonna marry him anyway and last night never happened, and you and I are gonna take this to our coffins!
oh yes, oh yes you did! you've got those bad eyes like a gypsy! why didn't i see it yesterday! bad luck! is that all i'm ever gonna have? why didn't i just pick up a stone and kill myself years and years ago? i'm gonna marry him!	What?
oh no i didn't!	Oh yes, oh yes you did! You've got those bad eyes like a gypsy! Why didn't I see it yesterday! Bad Luck! Is that all I'm ever gonna have? Why didn't I just pick up a stone and kill myself years and years ago? I'm gonna marry him!
that's impossible! it was ruint when i got here! you ruint my life!	Oh no I didn't!
you ruined my life.	That's impossible! It was ruint when I got here! You ruint my life!
what did i do?	You ruined my life.
what did you do?	What did I do?
you don't get along with anybody!	What did you do?
she didn't like me.	You don't get along with anybody!
you're invited to the wedding! it's in a few weeks. why didn't you do like him and be with your dying mother in palermo?	She didn't like me.
all right, i'm guilty. i confess!	You're invited to the wedding! It's in a few weeks. Why didn't you do like him and be with your dying mother in Palermo?
i'm marrying your brother!	All right, I'm guilty. I confess!
you're trying to make me feel guilty.	I'm marrying your brother!
i thought if i stayed away from the city hall, i won't have that bad luck i had again.	You're trying to make me feel guilty.
don't just become excited.	I thought if I stayed away from the City Hall, I won't have that Bad Luck I had again.
this time i was trying to do everything right.	Don't just become excited.
take it easy.	This time I was trying to do everything right.
what? what have we done?	Take it easy.
what?	What? What have we done?
oh my god.	What?
i've never seen a moon like that.	It makes you look like an angel.
it's so bright.	I've never seen a moon like that.
that light.	I don't know. I think it's the moon.
what?	That light.
you're mad at him, take it out on me, take your revenge on me! take everything, leave nothing for him to marry! hollow me out so there's nothing left but the skin over my bones. suck me dry!	Alright. Alright. There will be nothing left.
what about johnny?	You're mad at him, take it out on me, take your revenge on me! Take everything, leave nothing for him to marry! Hollow me out so there's nothing left but the skin over my bones. Suck me dry!
get all of me. take everything.	What about Johnny?
i've got you.	Get all of me. Take everything.
i want to cut you open and crawl inside of you. i want you to swallow me.	I've got you.
loretta.	I want to cut you open and crawl inside of you. I want you to swallow me.
all my life i have never reached a man. i knew that i would reach my husband, but i took my time and he was dead. ronny.	Loretta.
your blood.	All my life I have never reached a man. I knew that I would reach my husband, but I took my time and he was dead. Ronny.
i was dead, too.	Your blood.
i was dead.	I was dead, too.
me neither.	I was dead.
i can't believe what is happening.	Me neither.
oh. oh god. i don't care about anything. i don't care about anything! take me to the bed.	I can't believe what is happening.
to the bed.	Oh. Oh God. I don't care about anything. I don't care about anything! Take me to the bed.
where are you taking me?	To the bed.
son of a bitch!	Where are you taking me?
a bride without a head!	A wolf without a foot!
i am looking where i should to become a bride!	A bride without a head!
he made me look the wrong way and i cut off my hand. he could make you look the wrong way and you could cut off your whole head!	I am looking where I should to become a bride!
because i have no luck!	He made me look the wrong way and I cut off my hand. He could make you look the wrong way and you could cut off your whole head!
why are you marrying johnny? he's a fool!	Because I have no Luck!
no!	Why are you marrying Johnny? He's a fool!
stop it!	No!
i'm telling you your life!	Stop it!
what are you doing!	I'm telling you your life!
the big part of you has no words and it's-a wolf. this woman was a trap for you. she caught you and you could not get away.  so you chewed off your foot! that was the price you had to pay to be free.  johnny had nothing to do with it. you did what you had to do, between you and you, and i know i'm right, i don't care what you say. and now you're afraid because you found out the big part of you is a wolf that has the courage to bite off its own hand to save itself from the trap of the wrong love. that's why there has been no woman since that wrong woman. you are scared to death what the wolf will do if you make that mistake again!	What are you doing!
i'm a wolf?	The big part of you has no words and it's-a wolf. This woman was a trap for you. She caught you and you could not get away.  So you chewed off your foot! That was the price you had to pay to be free.  Johnny had nothing to do with it. You did what you had to do, between you and you, and I know I'm right, I don't care what you say. And now you're afraid because you found out the big part of you is a wolf that has the courage to bite off its own hand to save itself from the trap of the wrong love. That's why there has been no woman since that wrong woman. You are scared to death what the wolf will do if you make that mistake again!
i was raised that a girl gets married young. i didn't get married until i was twenty-eight. i met a man. i loved him. i married him. he wanted to have a baby right away. i said no. then he got hit by a bus. no man. no baby. no nothing! i did not know that man was a gift i could not keep. i didn't know... you tell me a story and you think you know what it means, but i see what the true story is, and you can't.  she didn't leave you! you can't see what you are. i can see everything. you are a wolf!	I'm a wolf?
you don't know nothing about it.	I was raised that a girl gets married young. I didn't get married until I was twenty-eight. I met a man. I loved him. I married him. He wanted to have a baby right away. I said no. Then he got hit by a bus. No man. No baby. No nothing! I did not know that man was a gift I could not keep. I didn't know... You tell me a story and you think you know what it means, but I see what the true story is, and you can't.  She didn't leave you! You can't see what you are. I can see everything. You are a wolf!
you really are stupid, you know that.	You don't know nothing about it.
yes.	You really are stupid, you know that.
you think so?	Yes.
she was right to leave me.	You think so?
you got any whiskey? how 'bout giving me a glass of whiskey?	She was right to leave me.
why you talking to me?	You got any whiskey? How 'bout giving me a glass of whiskey?
what? do you think you're the only one ever shed a tear?	Why you talking to me?
i don't care about luck, you understand me? it ain't that.	What? Do you think you're the only one ever shed a tear?
no. unlucky. i have not been lucky.	I don't care about Luck, you understand me? It ain't that.
stupid yourself.	No. Unlucky. I have not been lucky.
just johnny.	Stupid yourself.
how many men since then?	Just Johnny.
seven years ago.	How many men since then?
when your husband get hit by the bus?	Seven years ago.
stupid.	When your husband get hit by the bus?
no.	Stupid.
so. five years ago your hand got cut off and your woman left you for another man. no woman since then?	No.
i don't know.	So. Five years ago your hand got cut off and your woman left you for another man. No woman since then?
why what?	I don't know.
why?	Why what?
yesterday.	Why?
when you get engaged?	Yesterday.
instantaneous.	When you get engaged?
fast.	Instantaneous.
bus hit him.	Fast.
how'd he die?	Bus hit him.
he knew my husband who died.	How'd he die?
where'd johnny find you?	He knew my husband who died.
loretta.	Where'd Johnny find you?
this is good. uhh...	Loretta.
you'll eat this bloody to feed your blood.	This is good. Uhh...
i like it well done.	You'll eat this bloody to feed your blood.
i know that. i do what i want.	I like it well done.
you don't have to help me.	I know that. I do what I want.
i'm making you a steak.	You don't have to help me.
loretta. what's that smell?	I'm making you a steak.
but that wasn't johnny's fault.	I don't care! I ain't no freakin monument to justice! I lost my hand, I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand, Johnny has his bride! You come in here and you want me to put away my heartbreak and forget?
that's it.	But that wasn't Johnny's fault.
that's the bad blood between you and johnny?	That's it.
it's wood. it's fake. five years ago i was engaged to be married. johnny came in here, he ordered bread from me. i put it in the slicer and i talked with him and my hand got caught cause i wasn't paying attention. the slicer chewed off my hand. it's funny 'cause - when my fianc saw that i was maimed, she left me for another man.	That's the bad blood between you and Johnny?
maybe i should come back another time.	No, I want you to see this! I want you to watch me kill myself so you can tell my brother on his wedding day! Chrissy, gimme the big knife!
gimme the big knife! i'm gonna cut my throat!	Maybe I should come back another time.
i have no life. my brother johnny took my life from me.	I don't understand.
excuse me.	I have no life. My brother Johnny took my life from me.
i have no life.	Excuse me.
yes. do you want...	I have no life.
you are going to marry my brother?	Yes. Do you want...
i'm going to marry him.	You are going to marry my brother?
why?	I'm going to marry him.
yes.	Why?
have you come from my brother?	Yes.
what's wrong can never be made right.	Let me come and talk to you.
he's in palermo.	What's wrong can never be made right.
why didn't he call himself?	He's in Palermo.
i'm calling for your brother johnny. he's getting married and he wants you to come.	Why didn't he call himself?
yeah, this is ronny.	I'm calling for your brother Johnny. He's getting married and he wants you to come.
it's johnny cammareri.	Johnny.
is there anything you want to tell us, honey?	You? No.
hi loretta.	Hi.
bye, bye, honey. see you tomorrow?	Yeah, I'll be in.
bye, aunt rita.	Bye, bye, honey. See you tomorrow?
what's the matter? you look crazy.	I got a lot on my mind, Aunt Rita.
sure you do. you got all that wedding stuff.	Right.
i got things to do.	Sure you do. You got all that wedding stuff.
what?	Where's the ring?
in time, you will see that this is the best thing.	In time, you will drop dead, and I will come to your funeral in a red dress.
and you're a big liar! i've got your ring here!	I must ask for that back.
what?	If I marry you my mother will die.
loretta, i can't marry you.	WHAT?
i have no secrets from my family.	Loretta, I can't marry you.
i have something to tell you. but i must talk to you alone.	I have no secrets from my family.
johnny, i have something to tell you.	I have something to tell you. But I must talk to you alone.
i can't. i need my family around me now.	Well. I told my mother that we were to be married. And she got well. Right away.
we should talk alone.	I can't. I need my family around me now.
i don't know. but johnny, how did your mother recover? she was dying.	We should talk alone.
have you told her we're getting married?	Not yet. I'm waiting till a moment when she's peaceful.
how was your plane ride?	The waitresses were very nice.  My mother is slipping away.
ssh, it's me. i'm calling from the deathbed of my mother.	How was your plane ride?
we haven't spoken in five years. there was some bad blood. i want you to call him and invite him to the wedding. will you do it?	Sure.
you have a brother?	We haven't spoken in five years. There was some bad blood. I want you to call him and invite him to the wedding. Will you do it?
he's my younger brother.	You have a brother?
who is he?	He's my younger brother.
there's one thing about this wedding i want you to do. call this number. it's a business number. ask for ronny. invite him to the wedding.	Who is he?
you've made me very happy, johnny.	There's one thing about this wedding I want you to do. Call this number. It's a business number. Ask for Ronny. Invite him to the wedding.
i'll call you when i get to mama's house.	You've made me very happy, Johnny.
yeah.	I'll take care of it, Johnny. I'll take care of the whole thing. All you have to do is show up.
a month from today?	Yeah.
alright. a month. in a month.	A month from today?
where? at the city hall? no! i want the whole wedding or we will have bad luck. for a whole wedding to be planned, a date must be set.	Alright. A month. In a month.
must it be so definite? can't we just say that we will be married when i get back?	Where? At the City Hall? No! I want the whole wedding or we will have Bad Luck. For a whole wedding to be planned, a date must be set.
how about a month from today?	Must it be so definite? Can't we just say that we will be married when I get back?
then let's set the date.	How about a month from today?
a week. two weeks. no more.	Then let's set the date.
how near is she to death?	A week. Two weeks. No more.
my mother is dying. when she is dead, i'll come back and we'll be married.	How near is she to death?
what about the wedding?	My mother is dying. When she is dead, I'll come back and we'll be married.
seven-thirty.	So we'll pick up the car, we'll make the plane in plenty of time.
what time is it?	Seven-thirty.
i like this ring.	You propose to a woman you should offer her a ring of engagement.
i helped you buy it. it came with two pairs of pants. it's for luck, johnny. when you propose marriage to a woman, you should kneel down.	Alright.
this is a good suit.	I helped you buy it. It came with two pairs of pants. It's for luck, Johnny. When you propose marriage to a woman, you should kneel down.
yes, on the floor.	This is a good suit.
on the floor?	Yes, on the floor.
right from the start we didn't do it right. could you kneel down?	On the floor?
i don't understand.	Right from the start we didn't do it right. Could you kneel down?
we got married at the city hall and i think it gave bad luck the whole marriage.	I don't understand.
what do you mean?	We got married at the City Hall and I think it gave bad luck the whole marriage.
you know i was married and that my husband died. but what you don't know is i think he and i had bad luck.	What do you mean?
yes?	You know I was married and that my husband died. But what you don't know is I think he and I had Bad Luck.
are you proposing marriage to me?	Yes?
bobo, take the cart away.	Are you proposing marriage to me?
will you marry me?	Bobo, take the cart away.
what?	Will you marry me?
will you marry me?	What?
i shouldn't.	Will you marry me?
have something.	I shouldn't.
my scalp is not getting enough blood sometimes.	Have Something.
what's the matter?	My scalp is not getting enough blood sometimes.
never is a long time.	What's the matter?
you never have dessert.	Never is a long time.
a man who can't control his woman is funny.	She was too young for him.
maybe you're right.	Give him the manicotta, Bobo. Me, too.
it's the oily fish tonight. not before the plane ride.	Maybe you're right.
no?	It's the oily fish tonight. Not before the plane ride.
you don't want the fish.	No?
yeah, ma, i love him awful.	Oh God, that's too bad.
do you love him, loretta?	Yeah, Ma, I love him awful.
a miracle? this is modern times! there ain't supposed to be miracles any more!	I guess it ain't modern times in Sicily. He came right from the airport. He wanted to talk to you. You got a love bite on your neck. He's coming back this morning.
it was a miracle.	A miracle? This is modern times! There ain't supposed to be miracles any more!
what!! she was dying!	It was a miracle.
she recovered.	WHAT!! She was dying!
he's with his dying mother!	She recovered.
no more he's not.	He's with his dying mother!
what? he's in sicily!	No more he's not.
upstairs. johnny cammareri showed up last night.	What? He's in Sicily!
where's pop?	Upstairs. Johnny Cammareri showed up last night.
no. but i have a hangover.	Where's pop?
no. are you drunk?	No. But I have a hangover.
are you drunk?	No. Are you drunk?
everything's different.	Are you drunk?
your hair's different.	Everything's different.
well. i don't really know where to start.	Your hair's different.
what the hell happened to you?	Well. I don't really know where to start.
a wife knows.	Then you don't know. You're just imagining it. He's too old.
what! how do you know?	A wife knows.
cosmo's cheating on me.	What! How do you know?
thanks. what's the matter with you?	Cosmo's cheating on me.
just like your father. i lied to him. he thinks you came home last night.	Thanks. What's the matter with you?
i don't wanna talk about it.	Just like your father. I lied to him. He thinks you came home last night.
where you been?	I don't wanna talk about it.
hi.	Where you been?
did he tell her?	Not yet. That old lady makes him sweat.  Where's that card?
she's dying. but i could still hear her big mouth.	Did he tell her?
how's the mother?	She's dying. But I could still hear her big mouth.
i'd like to stay, ma. i love the house. but pop don't like johnny.	No. He don't.
and we'll sell the house.	I'd like to stay, Ma. I love the house. But Pop don't like Johnny.
johnny has a big apartment. we'll live there.	And we'll sell the house.
what's thirty-seven? i had chiro after i was thirty-seven. it ain't over till it's over.	Johnny has a big apartment. We'll live there.
i'm thirty-seven years old.	What's thirty-seven? I had Chiro after I was thirty-seven. It ain't over till it's over.
grandma was still alive. chiro was still home going to school. now he's married and gone to florida. if you and johnny moved in, had a baby...	I'm thirty-seven years old.
i got married before, you didn't sell.	Grandma was still alive. Chiro was still home going to school. Now he's married and gone to Florida. If you and Johnny moved in, had a baby...
so we'll sell the house.	I got married before, you didn't sell.
pop don't like johnny.	So we'll sell the house.
why not?	Pop don't like Johnny.
no.	Why not?
will you live here?	No.
and who's gonna pay for that?	Pop.
oh yeah. he's a sweet man. i wanna have a big church wedding, ma. and a reception.	And who's gonna pay for that?
good. when you love them they drive you crazy cause they know they can. but you like him?	Oh yeah. He's a sweet man. I wanna have a big church wedding, Ma. And a reception.
no.	Good. When you love them they drive you crazy cause they know they can. But you like him?
we just come from the bank.	The bank. OH MY GOD, I FORGOT TO MAKE THE DEPOSIT!
hi, loretta.	Hi. Why ain't you at the store?
listen, i gotta go. i'll take the deposit to the bank but i'll do the books tomorrow. i gotta go.	You gotta date?
oh.	Listen, I gotta go. I'll take the deposit to the bank but I'll do the books tomorrow. I gotta go.
no.	Oh.
did you see it?	No.
what about the moon?	Did you see it?
hey there  ...you with the stars in your eyes...	What's the matter with him?
hi.	Hey there  ...YOU WITH THE STARS IN YOUR EYES...
alright.	I absolve you in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, Amen.
alright. this is your penance. say two rosaries and... be careful, loretta. reflect on your life.	Alright.
i know.	Alright. This is your penance. Say two rosaries and... be careful, Loretta. Reflect on your life.
you should think about this.	I know.
i know.	You should think about this.
that's a pretty big sin.	I know.
i... a... slept with my fianc's brother.	That's a pretty big sin.
then it was not a sin. but what was that second thing you said, loretta?	I... a... slept with my fianc's brother.
twice i took the name of god in vain, once i slept with the brother of my fianc, and once i bounced a check at the liquor store -- but that was really an accident.	Then it was not a sin. But what was that second thing you said, Loretta?
what sins have you to confess?	Twice I took the name of God in vain, once I slept with the brother of my fianc, and once I bounced a check at the liquor store -- but that was really an accident.
bless me, father, for i have sinned. it's been two months since my last confession.	What sins have you to confess?
i will. but i must find the right moment.	Did you see the moon last night?
talk to him.	I will. But I must find the right moment.
cosmo drank five glasses of wine at dinner.	Talk to him.
don't make yourself sick.	Cosmo drank five glasses of wine at dinner.
don't fight.	If I hit the stick too hard, the apple will split. If I am too timid, the apple will fall off the stick.
he owes her a wedding from the first time when there was none.	Maybe. I don't know. He has not asked my advice. If he asks my advice, I don't know what I will say.
i don't know.	He owes her a wedding from the first time when there was none.
he should pay.	I don't know.
my granddaughter wants my son to pay for the wedding. but he does not want to pay.	He should pay.
don't fight.	My granddaughter wants my son to pay for the wedding. But he does not want to pay.
i have heard that johnny cammareri got down on his knees in the grand ticino and proposed to her.	My son does not like this Johnny Cammareri. He says he is a big baby.
lucy. there are big things going on in my house. my granddaughter loretta, the only daughter of my son cosmo, has engaged herself to be married a second time.	I have heard that Johnny Cammareri got down on his knees in The Grand Ticino and proposed to her.
then tell her i'll come by in the morning. we need to talk.	Okay, I'll tell her.
no idea.	Then tell her I'll come by in the morning. We need to talk.
you don't know where loretta is?	No idea.
he doesn't like you. thank you for answering my question.	You don't know where Loretta is?
i don't know.	No, that's really it. Thank you for answering my question.
that's it! that's the reason!	I don't know.
i don't know. maybe because he fears death.	That's it! That's the reason!
but why would a man need more than one woman?	I don't know. Maybe because he fears death.
well. there's the bible story. god took a rib from adam and made eve. maybe men chase women to get the rib back. when god took the rib, he left a hole there, place where there used to be something. and the women have that. maybe a man isn't complete as a man without a woman.	But why would a man need more than one woman?
that was my father-in-law, who has a wrong idea in his head. listen, johnny, there's a question i want to ask you. and i want you to tell me the truth if you can. why do men chase women?	Well. There's the Bible story. God took a rib from Adam and made Eve. Maybe men chase women to get the rib back. When God took the rib, he left a hole there, place where there used to be something. and the women have that. Maybe a man isn't complete as a man without a woman.
who was that?	That was my father-in-law, who has a wrong idea in his head. Listen, Johnny, there's a question I want to ask you. And I want you to tell me the truth if you can. Why do men chase women?
that's incredible.	Yes.
the breath had almost totally left her body. she was as white as snow. and then she completely pulled back from death and stood up and put on her clothes and began to cook for everyone in the house. the mourners. and me. and herself! she ate a meal that would choke a pig!	That's incredible.
you're kidding?	The breath had almost totally left her body. She was as white as snow. And then she completely pulled back from death and stood up and put on her clothes and began to cook for everyone in the house. The mourners. And me. And herself! She ate a meal that would choke a pig!
my mother's recovered.	You're kidding?
a miracle. well, that's news.	My mother's recovered.
that's what i came to tell loretta. there's been a miracle.	A miracle. Well, that's news.
what are you doing here? you're supposed to be in palermo.	That's what I came to tell Loretta. There's been a miracle.
maybe i should go?	What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in Palermo.
yes.	Maybe I should go?
it's late.	Yes.
out. i don't know where. i was waiting up for my husband.	It's late.
where is she?	Out. I don't know where. I was waiting up for my husband.
so.	Where is she?
can you wake up loretta? i need to talk to her.	She's not home yet. Take off your coat and come in the living room. I'll make you a drink. I wanna talk to you.
come on in.	Can you wake up Loretta? I need to talk to her.
i came right from the airport.	Come on in.
moving in?	I came right from the airport.
you're forty-two years old, johnny, and mama is still running your life.	And you are a son who doesn't love his mother!
because my mother was dying! but now she's not.	You're forty-two years old, Johnny, and Mama is still running your life.
i'm sure she did.	It was a miracle!
well. yeah. you may not want to.	Of course I want to.
have you come to make peace with me?	Well. Yeah. You may not want to.
good.	Have you come to make peace with me?
ronny! our mother has recovered from death!	Good.
johnny...	Ronny! Our mother has recovered from death!
loretta...	Johnny...
thanks, comrade.	It's nothing!
don't mind about me. but could you do me a favor and clear her place and take away all evidence of her, and bring me a big glass of vodka?	Absolutely!
what happened?	She didn't hear me. She asked me to repeat, so she could understand what I said. But I wouldn't repeat it. Outta shyness. So I'm a bachelor.
when i was twenty-seven years old, in jersey city, i asked a woman to marry me. she had red hair. she smelled a jasmine. she wore black shoes with pointy white tips.	What happened?
do you have a girlfriend?	I am alone in the world.
sure!	Do you have a girlfriend?
may i presume to ask you a question?	Sure!
definitely!	May I presume to ask you a question?
can i get another one of these?	Definitely!
could you do away with her dinner, and any evidence of her, and bring me an big glass of vodka?	But absolutely!
yes?	Could you do away with her dinner, and any evidence of her, and bring me an big glass of vodka?
i'm freezing	Good night.
sure.	I'm freezing
good night. can i kiss you on the cheek, too?	Sure.
good night.	Good night. Can I kiss you on the cheek, too?
i'm too old for me. that's my predicament.	Good night.
i'm too old for you.	I'm too old for me. That's my predicament.
we could go to my apartment. you could see how the other half lives.	I'm too old for you.
you're a little boy and you like to be bad.	We could go to my apartment. You could see how the other half lives.
i'm a little cold.	You're a little boy and you like to be bad.
no. i think the house is empty. i can't invite you in because i'm married and because i know who i am. you're shaking.	I'm a little cold.
people home.	No. I think the house is empty. I can't invite you in because I'm married and because I know who I am. You're shaking.
no.	People home.
i guess you can't invite me in?	No.
yes.	I guess you can't invite me in?
temperature's dropping.	Yes.
you knew that man?	Yes.
sure.	You knew that man?
may i walk with you a ways?	Sure.
i teach these classes i've taught for a million years. the spontaneity went out of it for me a long time ago. i started off, i was excited about something and i wanted to share it. now it's rote, it's the multiplication table. except sometimes. sometimes i'm droning along and i look up, and there's this fresh young beautiful face, and it's all new to her and i'm this great guy who's just brilliant and thinks out loud. and when that happens, when i look out among those chairs and look at a young woman's face, and see me there in her eyes, me the way i always wanted to be and maybe once was, then i ask her out on a date. it doesn't last. it can go for a few weeks or a couple of precious months, but then she catches on that i'm just a burnt out old gasbag and that she's as fresh and bright and full of promise as moonlight in a martini. and at that moment, she stands up and throws a glass of water in my face, or some action to that effect.	What you don't know about women is a lot.
maybe. listen. you wanna know why i chase women? i find women charming.	I teach these classes I've taught for a million years. The spontaneity went out of it for me a long time ago. I started off, I was excited about something and I wanted to share it. Now it's rote, it's the multiplication table. Except sometimes. Sometimes I'm droning along and I look up, and there's this fresh young beautiful face, and it's all new to her and I'm this great guy who's just brilliant and thinks out loud. And when that happens, when I look out among those chairs and look at a young woman's face, and see me there in her eyes, me the way I always wanted to be and maybe once was, then I ask her out on a date. It doesn't last. It can go for a few weeks or a couple of precious months, but then she catches on that I'm just a burnt out old gasbag and that she's as fresh and bright and full of promise as moonlight in a martini. And at that moment, she stands up and throws a glass of water in my face, or some action to that effect.
i think it's because they fear death.	Maybe. Listen. You wanna know why I chase women? I find women charming.
nerves.	I think it's because they fear death.
why do men chase women?	Nerves.
go ahead.	Why do men chase women?
i'm not eating alone. can i ask you a question?	Go ahead.
then why are you eating alone?	I'm not eating alone. Can I ask you a question?
i'm a housewife.	Then why are you eating alone?
i'll remember that. what do you do?	I'm a housewife.
don't shit where you eat.	I'll remember that. What do you do?
yes.	Don't shit where you eat.
there's old saying my mother told me. would you like to hear it?	Yes.
sheila? yes she was. is. was.	There's old saying my mother told me. Would you like to hear it?
that woman was a student of yours?	Sheila? Yes she was. Is. Was.
i'm a professor. i teach communications at n.y.u.	That woman was a student of yours?
what do you do?	I'm a professor. I teach communications at N.Y.U.
then i'd be delighted. i hate eating alone, and it's amazing how often i end up doing just that.	What do you do?
are you sure?	Then I'd be delighted. I hate eating alone, and it's amazing how often I end up doing just that.
will you join me for dinner?	Are you sure?
sorry. that was rude.	Will you join me for dinner?
none of your business.	Sorry. That was rude.
ouch. too young! i just got that. you know how to hurt guy. how old are you?	None of your business.
my lady friend has a personality disorder.	She was just too young for you.
i'm not disturbed. by you.	My lady friend has a personality disorder.
i'm sorry if we disturbed you.	I'm not disturbed. By you.
he's a plumber.	Well. That explains it.
i live in a one-bedroom apartment. what exactly does your husband do?	He's a plumber.
it's a house.	I live in a one-bedroom apartment. What exactly does your husband do?
my god, it's a mansion!	It's a house.
yes.	My God, it's a mansion!
you mean the whole house?	Yes.
that's my house.	You mean the whole house?
we didn't know what to think. you were so weird yesterday, and then this morning, we go to the bank and no bag.	WE NEVER SUSPECTED YOU!
i knew she had it.	We didn't know what to think. You were so weird yesterday, and then this morning, we go to the bank and no bag.
she's got it.	I knew she had it.
what are you talking about, you fool? her fianc's in palermo.	Oh. Right.
you got me.	You see that moon last night?
raymond, raymond, lower your voice! what's got into you?	I don't know! That moon! That crazy moon Cosmo sent over!
so what? the pleasure of marriage is you sleep with the woman and then you don't worry about nothing. hey, how about a date tonight, rita. let's eat pasta and roll around.	Raymond, Raymond, lower your voice! What's got into you?
shut up. they'll hear you in the back.	So what? The pleasure of marriage is you sleep with the woman and then you don't worry about nothing. Hey, how about a date tonight, Rita. Let's eat pasta and roll around.
and you were a lamb. as soft as milk.	Shut up. They'll hear you in the back.
you were a tiger last night.	And you were a lamb. As soft as milk.
i feel great i got no sleep but i feel like orlando furioso!	You were a tiger last night.
i don't know.	You know, in this light, and with that expression on your face, you look about twenty-five years old.
what would he be doing down there?	I don't know.
cosmo.	What would he be doing down there?
is who down there?	Cosmo.
i mean it's that moon i was talking about at dinner.  is he down there? no.	Is who down there?
what are you talking about, raymond? cosmo can't own the moon.	I mean it's that moon I was talking about at dinner.  Is he down there? No.
it's cosmo's moon.	What are you talking about, Raymond? Cosmo can't own the moon.
oh.	It's Cosmo's moon.
look.	Oh.
what? what?	Look.
rita. rita.	What? What?
cosmo. many years ago, when they told me you were marrying my sister, i was happy. when i told rose i was marrying rita, she was happy.	Marriage is happy news.
wait.  wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?	Bread?  No, no, no.  Apples .... gravy ... very small rocks ...
no, no,  it floats.   throw her in the pond tie weights on her.  to the pond.	Wait.  Wait ... tell me, what also floats on water?
does wood sink in water?	No, no,  It floats.   Throw her in the pond Tie weights on her.  To the pond.
ah.  yes, of course ... um ... err ...	Does wood sink in water?
i see.  yes, of course.	So how can we tell if she is made of wood?
burn them.	And what do you burn, apart from witches?
tell me ...  what do you do with witches?	Burn them.
there are?  tell up.  what are they, wise sir bedevere?	Tell me ...  what do you do with witches?
quiet! quiet!  there are ways of telling whether she is a witch.	There are?  Tell up.  What are they, wise Sir Bedevere?
burn her anyway.	Quiet! Quiet!  There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
a witch,  a witch,  burn her!	Did you dress her up like this?
she looks like one. yes, she does.	Bring her forward.
how do you know she is a witch?	She looks like one. Yes, she does.
am i right?	I'm not interested.
please!	Am I right?
look! to maintain velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings four hundred and ninety three times every second.   right?	Please!
well, it doesn't matter.   go and tell your master that arthur from the court of camelot is here.	Look! To maintain Velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings four hundred and ninety three times every second.   right?
it's not a question of where he grips it,  it's a simple matter of weight - ratios ...  a five-ounce bird could not hold a a one pound coconut.	Well, it doesn't matter.   Go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
not at all.  they could be carried.	What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
are you suggesting coconuts migrate?	Not at all.  They could be carried.
the swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.	Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
well, this is a temperate zone.	The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
what do you mean?	Well, this is a temperate zone.
found them?  in mercea.  the coconut's tropical!	What do you mean?
through ... we found them.	Found them?  In Mercea.  The coconut's tropical!
where did you get the coconuts?	Through ... We found them.
so?  we have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of mercea.	Where did you get the coconuts?
you've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together.	So?  We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea.
...what?	You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together.
you're using coconuts!	...What?
yes!	You're using coconuts!
what?  ridden on a horse?	Yes!
i am...  and this my trusty servant, patsy. we have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at camelot..  i must speak with your lord and master.	What?  Ridden on a horse?
get away!	I am...  And this my trusty servant, Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at Camelot..  I must speak with your lord and master.
it is i, arthur, son of uther pendragon, from the castle of camelot.  king of all britons, defeator of the saxons, sovereign of all england!	Get away!
halt!  who goes there?	It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.  King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!
seek you the bridge of death ...	The Bridge of Death? ... which leads to the Grail?
but the grail ... where is the grail!?	Seek you the Bridge of Death ...
there is much danger ... for beyond the cave lies the gorge of eternal peril which no man has ever crossed.	But the Grail ... where is the Grail!?
and ... the grail ... the grail is there?	There is much danger ... for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril which no man has ever crossed.
he knows of a cave ... a cave which no man has entered.	And ... the Grail ... The Grail is there?
where does he live?  old man ... where does he live ...	He knows of a cave ... a cave which no man has entered.
well, how did you become king, then?	The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence ...  that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur ... That is why I am your king! | |                              OLD WOMAN |      Is Frank in?  He'd be able to deal with this one. | DENNIS Look,  strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for a system of government.  Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
you don't vote for kings.	Well, how did you become king, then?
well, i didn't vote for you.	You don't vote for kings.
i am your king!	Well, I didn't vote for you.
order, eh -- who does he think he is?	I am your king!
we don't have a lord.	What?
well, who is your lord?	We don't have a lord.
no one live there.	Well, who is your lord?
please, please good people.  i am in haste.  what knight lives in that castle?	No one live there.
who are the britons?	All of us are ... we are all Britons.
the britons.	Who are the Britons?
king of the who?	The Britons.
how d'you do, good lady ... i am arthur, king of the britons ... can you tell me who lives in that castle?	King of the WHO?
dennis! there's some lovely filth down here ...  oh! how d'you do?	How d'you do, good lady ... I am Arthur, King of the Britons ... can you tell me who lives in that castle?
what, "is"?	No, no ... not "is"!
you said it again!	What, "is"?
how can we not say the word, if you don't tell us what it is?	You said it again!
i cannot tell you.  suffice to say is one of the words the knights of ni! cannot hear!	How can we not say the word, if you don't tell us what it is?
what word?	I cannot tell you.  Suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni! cannot hear!
oh, please!	Cut down a tree with a herring?  It can't be done!
we shall do no such thing ... let us pass!	Oh, please!
what is that?	We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!
that is a good shrubbery.  i like the laurels particularly - but there is one small problem.	What is that?
oh, knights of ni, here is your shrubbery.  may we go now?	That is a good shrubbery.  I like the laurels particularly - But there is one small problem.
yes ...	Now - go!
and not too expensive.	Yes ...
of course.	And not too expensive.
one that looks nice.	Of course.
thanks you, knights who say ni!  you are fair and just.  we will return with a shrubbery.	One that looks nice.
you must return here with a shrubbery or else ...  you shall not pass through this wood alive!	Thanks you, Knights Who Say Ni!  You are fair and just.  We will return with a shrubbery.
all right!  all right! ... no more, please.  we will find you a shrubbery ...	You must return here with a shrubbery or else ...  you shall not pass through this wood alive!
ni!  ni!  ni ... peng ... nee ... wum!	All right!  All right! ... No more, please.  We will find you a shrubbery ...
a what?	Ni!  Ni!  Ni ... Peng ... Nee ... Wum!
we want ... a shrubbery!	A what?
all right!  what do you want?	We want ... a shrubbery!
we shall say ni! again to you if you do not appease us.	All right!  What do you want?
oh!	We shall say Ni! again to you if you do not appease us.
ni!   ni!	Oh!
oh!	NI!   NI!
ni!	Oh!
knights who say "ni" ... we are but simple travellers.  we seek the enchanter who lives beyond this wood and who ...	NI!
who are they?	We are the keepers of the sacred words.  NI ... Peng ... and Neee ... Wom!
the same!	Who are they?
all right, we'll call it a draw.	Come, Patsy.
the black knight always triumphs. have at you!	All right, we'll call it a draw.
you're a looney.	The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you!
i'm invincible!	You're a looney.
what are you going to do. bleed on me?	I'm invincible!
come here.	What are you going to do. bleed on me?
you'll what ... ?	Come Here.
i'll do you for that.	You'll what ... ?
i'll have your leg.	I'll do you for that.
had enough ... ?	I'll have your leg.
stop that.	Had enough ... ?
what!  just a flesh wound.	Stop that.
look!	What!  Just a flesh wound.
course i have.	Look!
you stupid bastard.  you havn't got any arms left.	Course I have.
had enough?	You stupid bastard.  You havn't got any arms left.
you are indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.	Had enough?
what?	You are indeed brave Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
come on then.	What?
victory is mine.  i thank thee o lord that in thy ...	Come on then.
come on you pansy!	Victory is mine.  I thank thee O Lord that in thy ...
you're a liar.	Come on you pansy!
i've had worse.	You're a liar.
well, what's that then?	I've had worse.
no, it isn't.	Well, what's that then?
a scratch?  your arm's off.	No, it isn't.
'tis but a scratch.	A scratch?  Your arm's off.
now stand aside worthy adversary.	'Tis but a scratch.
so be it!	Now stand aside worthy adversary.
i move for no man.	So be it!
i command you, as king of the britons to stand aside.	I move for no man.
then you shall die.	I command you, as King of the Britons to stand aside.
i have no quarrel with you, brave sir knight, but i must cross this bridge.	Then you shall die.
none shall pass.	I have no quarrel with you, brave Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
what?	None shall pass.
none shall pass.	What?
well, what are you then?	I'm French.  Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.
of course not!  you are english pigs.	Well, what are you then?
well ... can we come up and have a look?	Of course not!  You are English pigs.
oh yes.  it's very nice + +  cut to battlements. the taunter  turns to some others. + +                              man +      i told him we already got one. + +  they all giggle. +	Well ... can we come up and have a look?
are you sure he's got one?	Oh yes.  It's very nice + +  CUT TO BATTLEMENTS. THE TAUNTER  turns to some others. + +                              MAN +      I told him we already got one. + +  They all giggle. +
well, i'll ask him, but i don't think he'll be very keen. he's already got one, you see?	What?
please go and tell your master that we have been charged by god with a sacred quest,  and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the holy grail.	Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see?
this is the castle of of my master, guy de loimbard.	Please go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest,  and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
i am king arthur and these are the knights of the round table.  whose castle is this?	This is the castle of of my master, Guy de Loimbard.
'allo.  whoo is eet?	I am King Arthur and these are the Knights of the Round Table.  Whose castle is this?
hello.	'Allo.  Whoo is eet?
who are they?	Oh, just some friends!
yes, my liege.  stand by for attack!!	Who are they?
we shall attack at once.	Yes, my liege.  Stand by for attack!!
what?	It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh! | |  At that moment there is a yell and a scream OUT OF VISION.  ARTHUR turns. | |                              ARTHUR |      Who was that? | |                              HECTOR |           |      It was Sir Alf. | |                              ARTHUR |      I didn't know we had a Sir Alf. | |                              HECTOR |      He was feeding it bread. | |                              ARTHUR |           |      Well, that was a very silly thing to do.  Now the rest of you stand |      well back from the BLACK BEAST of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh! | |                              HECTOR |      Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh! | |                              ROBIN |      Look out. | |  The animation MONSTER starts lumbering towards them.  The KNIGHTS retreat |  into the darkness of the cave. | |                              GAWAIN |           |      It's only a cartoon. | |                              ARTHUR |      Sh!
it's the ... oh ...  it's the ... it's on the tip of my tongue ...	What?
what?	It's the ... oh ...  it's the ... it's on the tip of my tongue ...
there!  look!	What does it say?
what with?	Just keep me covered.
they're nervous, sire.	Then we'd best leave them here and carry on on foot.
ni!	No.  No.  No!
ni!	That's it.  Ni!  Ni!
|      it's not working. you're not doing it properly.  ni!	Ni!
ni, ni, ni!	|      It's not working. You're not doing it properly.  Ni!
no.  ni!  more like this. "ni"!	Ni, ni, ni!
nu!	No.  Ni!  More like this. "Ni"!
who are you? tall knight we are the knights who say "ni"!	No!  Not the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
who ... who breaks out?	Er ... We ... Launcelot, Galahad, and I ... Er ...  leap out of the rabbit and ...
well now, launcelot, galahad, and i wait until nightfall and then leap out of the rabbit and take the french by surprise, not only by surprise but totally unarmed!	Who ... Who breaks out?
now what happens?	Well now, Launcelot, Galahad, and I wait until nightfall and then leap out of the rabbit and take the French by surprise, not only by surprise but totally unarmed!
this new learning amazes me, sir bedevere.  explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.	OF course, my Liege ...
and that, my lord, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.	This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere.  Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
bedevere, my liege.	Then I dub you ... Sir Bedevere ... Knight of the Round Table!
what is your name?	Bedevere, my Liege.
my liege,  i am honored.	What is your name?
good sir knight, will you come with me to camelot, and join our number at the round table?	My liege,  I am honored.
my liege ... forgive me ...	Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot, and join our number at the Round Table?
i am arthur, king of the britons.	My liege ... forgive me ...
who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?	I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
ha ha ha.  ha ha ha.	Who did we lose?
it's always the same ... if i've said it once.	Charge!
oh, shut up.	It's always the same ... if I've said it once.
je...sus christ!	I warned you!
what?	You got us all worked up.
... you silly sod.	What?
it is the rabbit.	... You silly sod.
behind the rabbit?	It is the rabbit.
there.	Behind the rabbit?
where?	There.
there he is!	Where?
what?	There he is!
too late.	What?
how shall we find this cave, o tim?	Follow!
... make plain the last resting place of the most holy grail.	How shall we find this cave, O Tim?
look, you're a busy man ...	Yes, I can help you with your guest.
a g...g...g...	A Grail?
what?	A G...g...g...
that is our quest.  you know much that is hidden o tim.	Quite.
i do.  you seek the holy grail.	That is our quest.  You know much that is hidden O Tim.
you know my name?	I do.  You seek the Holy Grail.
greetings king arthur.	You know my name?
greetings tim the enchanter!	Greetings King Arthur.
there are some who call me tim?	Greetings Tim the Enchanter!
by what name are you known?	There are some who call me Tim?
i am an enchanter.	By what name are you known?
what manner of man are you that can conjure up fire without flint or tinder?	I am an enchanter.
oh, did you hear that!  what a give-away.	Come on, patsy.
bloody peasant!	Oh, Did you hear that!  What a give-away.
come and see the violence inherent in the system. help, help, i'm being repressed!	Bloody peasant!
shut up!	Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed!
ah! now ... we see the violence inherent in the system.	Shut up!
shut up, will you. shut up!	Ah! NOW ... we see the violence inherent in the system.
i mean, if i went around saying i was an emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!	Shut up, will you. Shut up!
shut up!	I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!
you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!	Shut up!
... but a two-thirds majority ...	Be quiet!  I order you to shut up.
be quiet!	... but a two-thirds majority ...
... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs.	Be quiet!
yes, i see.	... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs.
... but all the decision of that officer ...	Yes, I see.
yes.	... But all the decision of that officer ...
i told you,  we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune,  we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.	Yes.
well ... i am king.	Oh, very nice. King, eh!  I expect you've got a palace and fine clothes and courtiers and plenty of food.  And how d'you get that? By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our society!  If there's EVER going to be any progress ...
what i object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior ...	Well ... I AM king.
i've said i'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked ...	What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior ...
you didn't bother to find out, did you?	I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked ...
i didn't know you were called dennis.	You didn't bother to find out, did you?
well you could say: "dennis"	I didn't know you were called Dennis.
:well - i can't just say:  "hey, man!'	Well you could say: "Dennis"
:i'm thirty-seven ... i'm not old.	:Well - I can't just say:  "Hey, Man!'
what?	:I'm thirty-seven ... I'm not old.
i'm thirty-seven.	What?
man.  i'm sorry.  old man, what knight live in that castle over there?	I'm thirty-seven.
man!	Man.  I'm sorry.  Old man, What knight live in that castle over there?
old woman!	Man!
good idea, o lord!	Course it's a good idea.
right.  arthur, king of the britons, you're knights of the round table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times ...	Good idea, O Lord!
yes, lord.	Right.  Arthur, King of the Britons, you're Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times ...
well, don't. |      i really don't know where all this got started. it's like those miserable psalms.  they're so depressing. now knock it of	Yes, Lord.
i'm averting my eyes, lord.	Well, don't. |      I really don't know where all this got started. It's like those miserable psalms.  they're so depressing. Now knock it of
and don't apologize.  every time i try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and i'm not worthy and ... what are you doing now?	I'm averting my eyes, Lord.
sorry ...	And don't apologize.  Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy and ... What are you doing now?
if she ... weighs the same as a duck ... she's made of wood.	And therefore?
exactly.  so... logically ...	If she ... weighs the same as a duck ... she's made of wood.
make a bridge out of her.	Ah ... but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
... um ... yes ... no ... a bit ... yes... she has got a wart.	Why do you think she is a witch?
the nose?	And the hat.  But she is a witch.
... well, we did do the nose.	The nose?
well?	... Well, we did do the nose.
you're not fooling anyone you know.  isn't there anything you could do?	I feel happy... I feel happy.
i think i'll go for a walk.	You're not fooling anyone you know.  Isn't there anything you could do?
i feel fine.	Do me a favour.
i'm getting better!	You're not.   You'll be stone dead in a few minutes.
he will be soon. he's very ill.	I'm getting better!
nothing... there's your ninepence.	I'm not dead!
blue.	Right.  Off you go.
what is your favorite colour?	Blue.
to find the holy grail.	What is your favorite colour?
what is your quest?	To find the Holy Grail.
my name is sir launcelot.	What is your quest?
what is your name?	My name is Sir Launcelot.
ask me the questions, bridgekeeper.  i am not afraid.	What is your name?
who approaches the bridge of death must answer me these questions three! ere the other side he see.	Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper.  I am not afraid.
what is the capital of assyria?	I don't know that!
to seek the grail!	What is the capital of Assyria?
what is your quest?	To seek the Grail!
my name is sir robin of camelot!	What is your quest?
what is your name?	My name is Sir Robin of Camelot!
ask me the questions, bridgekeeper.  i am not afraid.	What is your name?
stop! who approacheth the bridge of death must answer me these questions three! ere the other side he see!	Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper.  I am not afraid.
that's easy!	Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death Must answer me These questions three! Ere the other side he see!
why?	He hasn't got shit all over him.
i dunno, must be a king.	Why?
who's that then?	I dunno, Must be a king.
that's all right.  see you on thursday.	Who's that then?
thanks very much.	That's all right.  See you on Thursday.
when's your next round?	Thursday.
i promised i'd be at the robinson's.  they've lost nine today.	When's your next round?
well, can you hang around a couple of minutes.  he won't be long.	I promised I'd be at the Robinson's.  They've lost nine today.
i can't.	Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes.  He won't be long.
don't be such a baby.	I can't take him.
'ere.  he says he's not dead.	Yes he is.
here's one!	Ninepence.
bring out your dead!	Here's one!
farewell, concorde!	It just seems silly ... me lying here.
really, i feel fine, sir.	Farewell, Concorde!
i will send help, brave friend, as soon as i have accomplished this most daring, desperate adventure in this genre.	Really, I feel fine, sir.
i think i'll be all right to come with you, sir.	I will send help, brave friend, as soon as I have accomplished this most daring, desperate adventure in this genre.
good concorde ... stay here and rest awhile.	I think I'll be all right to come with you, sir.
i think i could pull through, sir.	Good Concorde ... stay here and rest awhile.
oh, well ... er brave concorde!  you shall not have been fatally wounded in vain!	I think I could pull through, sir.
i'm not quite dead, sir ...	Oh, well ... er brave Concorde!  You shall not have been fatally wounded in vain!
at last!   a call!  a cry of distress ...  concorde!  brave, concorde ... you shall not have died in vain!	I'm not quite dead, sir ...
thank you, sir, most kind ...	And another!
well taken, concorde!	Thank you, sir, most kind ...
it's just that when i'm in this genre, i tend to get over-excited and start to leap around and wave my sword about ... and ...	Oh, don't worry about that ... Tell me ... doesn't Camelot own that stretch of farmland up by the mountains?
do you want to come and have a drink?	Oh ... that's awfully nice.
is it?	Do you want to come and have a drink?
'mm ... very nice castle, camelot ... very good pig country....	Is it?
i can explain ...  i was in the forest ... riding north from camelot ... when i got this note.	Camelot?  Are you from Camelot?
you even kicked the bride in the chest!  it's going to cost me a fortune!	I can explain ...  I was in the forest ... riding north from Camelot ... when I got this note.
gosh - is he all right?	You even kicked the bride in the chest!  It's going to cost me a fortune!
didn't mean to?  you put your sword right through his head!	Gosh - Is he all right?
oh dear, i didn't really mean to...	Didn't mean to?  You put your sword right through his head!
er, well ... the thing is ... i thought your son was a lady.	I can understand that.
you killed eight wedding guests in all!	Er, Well ... the thing is ... I thought your son was a lady.
they cost fifty pounds each!	Well, I'm really am most awfully sorry but I ... I can explain everything ...
yes ...  i'm very sorry ...	They cost fifty pounds each!
did you kill all those guards?	Yes ...  I'm very sorry ...
how?	Well ... I'll tell you ...
i was saved at the last minute.	How?
you fell out of the tall tower you creep!	I was saved at the last minute.
hurry, brave sir launcelot!	Shut up!  You only killed the bride's father - that's all -
i'm ... your son ...	Not you.
who are you?	I'm ... your son ...
but, father.	Shut your noise, you,  and get that suit on!
don't like her?   what's wrong with her?  she's beautiful ... she's rich ... she's got huge tracts of land ...	I know ... but ... I want the girl that I marry to  have ... a certain ... special ... something ...
but i don't like her.	Don't like her?   What's wrong with her?  She's beautiful ... she's rich ... she's got huge tracts of land ...
herbert ...  we built this castle on a bloody swamp, we need all the land we can get.	But I don't like her.
herbert.	Herbert ...  We built this castle on a bloody swamp, we need all the land we can get.
listen, alice ...	Herbert.
i don't want land.	Listen, Alice ...
you're not going to do a song while i'm here!	I don't want land.
i'd rather ... just ... sing ...	You're not going to do a song while I'm here!
rather what?	I'd rather ... just ... sing ...
but i don't want any of that, i'd rather ...	Rather what?
listen, lad, i built this kingdom up from nothing.  all i had when i started was swamp ...  other kings said i was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but i built it all the same ... just to show 'em. it sank into the swamp.  so i built a another one ... that sank into the swamp.  i built another one ...  that fell over and then sank into the swamp ....  so i built another ... and that stayed up. ... and that's what your gonna get, lad: the most powerful kingdom in this island.	But I don't want any of that, I'd rather ...
but, father, i don't really want any of that.	Listen, lad, I built this kingdom up from nothing.  All I had when I started was swamp ...  other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same ... just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp.  So I built a another one ... that sank into the swamp.  I built another one ...  That fell over and THEN sank into the swamp ....  So I built another ... and that stayed up. ... And that's what your gonna get, lad: the most powerful kingdom in this island.
father, lad.	But, Father, I don't really want any of that.
but, mother ...	Father, lad.
no!  not the curtains, lad ...  all that ...  all that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys ... as far as the eye can see and beyond ... that'll be your kingdom, lad.	But, Mother ...
what - the curtains?	No!  Not the curtains, lad ...  All that ...  all that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys ... as far as the eye can see and beyond ... that'll be your kingdom, lad.
one day, lad, all this will be yours ...	What - the curtains?
no, i want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room until i get back.	Oh, I see,  Right.
we're coming with you.	No, I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room until I get back.
where are you going?	We're coming with you.
oh yes, of course!  i thought you meant him!  you know it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard ...	Is that clear?
yes ...  make sure ...	Oh yes, of course!  I thought you meant him!  You know it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard ...
the prince ... ?	Yes ...  make sure ...
make sure he doesn't leave.	The Prince ... ?
what?	Make sure he doesn't leave.
and make sure he doesn't leave.	What?
okay.  fine.  we'll remain here until you get back.	And make sure he doesn't leave.
right.	Okay.  Fine.  We'll remain here until you get back.
no, not anyone else - just me.	Just you ...
until you, or anyone else ...	No, not anyone else - just me.
no ... just keep him in here.	Until you, or anyone else ...
oh, yes!  we'll keep him in here, obviously.  but if he had to leave and we were with him.	No ... just keep him in here.
no ....  keep him in here ... and make sure he doesn't ...	Oh, yes!  we'll keep him in here, obviously.  But if he had to leave and we were with him.
oh, i remember ... can he ... er ... can he leave the room with us?	No ....  keep him in here ... and make sure he doesn't ...
if we ... er ...	Look, it's  simple.  Just stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room.
yes?	If we ... er ...
er ... if ... we ... er ...	Yes?
leaving the room ... yes.	Got it?
leaving the room.	Leaving the room ... yes.
we don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.	Leaving the room.
no ...  you stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.	... and you'll come and get him.
not ... to leave the room ... even if you come and get him.	No.  Until I come and get him.
make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until i come and get him.	Not ... to leave the room ... even if you come and get him.
no, it's nothing!	You must see the doctors immediately.  You must lie down.
we are just not used to handsome knights ...  but you are wounded!	No, It's nothing!
i'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours.  we are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us.  oooh.  it is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear....	We are just not used to handsome knights ...  But you are wounded!
well ...	I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours.  We are but eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us.  Oooh.  It is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear....
well look, i'm afraid i really ought to be ...	Sir Galahad!!
mine is zoot. just zoot  but come.	Well Look, I'm afraid I really ought to be ...
er ... sir galahad... the chaste.	Mine is Zoot. Just Zoot  But come.
what is your name, handsome knight?	Er ... Sir Galahad... the Chaste.
well, look er, i ...	What is your name, handsome knight?
er ... +      you are the keepers of the holy grail?	The what?  But you are tired and you must rest awhile.  Midget! Crapper!
yes.  it's not a very good name, is it?  but we are nice and we shall attend to your every ... every need!	Er ... +      You are the keepers of the Holy Grail?
the castle anthrax?	Yes.  It's not a very good name, is it?  But we are nice and we shall attend to your every ... every need!
sir gawain.	Ector.
... i bet you're gay.	No, I'm not.
no.  it's unhealthy.	... I Bet you're gay.
oh, let me go and have a bit of peril?	No.  It's unhealthy.
no, no, we must find the grail.	Oh, let me go and have a bit of peril?
look, it's my duty as a knight to try and sample as much peril as i can.	No, no, we must find the Grail.
it's too perilous.	Look, it's my duty as a knight to try and sample as much peril as I can.
look, let me go back in there and face the peril?	It's too perilous.
you were, sir galahad, you were in terrible peril.	Look, let me go back in there and face the peril?
i don't think i was.	You were, Sir Galahad, You were in terrible peril.
we were in the nick of time.  you were in great peril.	I don't think I was.
come sir galahad, quickly!	No, really, I can cope.  I can handle this lot easily!
we'll cover your escape!	Look - I'm fine!
well, she's got a point.	We'll cover your escape!
why?	You are in great peril.
quick!	Why?
oh ... hello ...	Quick!
sir galahad!	Oh ... hello ...
camelot ...	Camelot ...
back to your bed!  at once!	I'm sorry, I must go.
no, no, this cannot be.   i am sworn to chastity!	Back to your bed!  At once!
please ... we are doctors.	No, no, this cannot be.   I am sworn to chastity!
there's nothing wrong with ... that.	Please ... we are doctors.
we must examine you.	There's nothing wrong with ... that.
no look, really, this isn't nescess ...	We must examine you.
well,  what seems to be the trouble?	They're doctors?
hurry!	I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
he's come to rescue me, father.	Well, let's not jump to conclusions ...
i'm ... er ... sir launcelot, sir.	He's come to rescue me, father.
well ... yes ... but i hadn't realised ...	I knew that someone would come.  I knew ... somewhere out there ... there must be ...
you've come to rescue me?	Well ... yes ... but I hadn't realised ...
well ... yes ...	You've come to rescue me?
you got my note!	Well ... yes ...
oh, fair one, behold your humble servant, sir launcelot, from the court of camelot.  i have come to take you ...  away ... i'm terribly sorry ...	You got my note!
stop saying it.  aaaarghh! ... i've said it ...	You've said it!  Aaaaarghhh! ... We've said it ... Wwe're all saying it.
they're all saying the word ...	Stop saying it.  AAAArghh! ... I've said it ...
stop saying the word!	Stop saying the word!  The word we cannot hear!  The word ...
oh!	Don't say that word.
when you have found the shrubbery, then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest ... with a herring.	Yes!  With a herring!  With a herring!  Cut down with a herring!
a path!  a little path for the late knights of ni!	When you have found the shrubbery, then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest ... with a herring.
when you have found the shrubbery, place the shrubbery here, beside this shrubbery ... only slightly higher, so you get a two-level effect with a path through the middle.	A path!  A little path for the late Knights of Ni!
i done it again.	Did I tell you?  Did you listen to me?  Oh no, no, you knew better didn't you?  No, it's just an ordinary rabbit isn't it.  The names you called me.  Well, don't say I didn't tell you.
what's he do?  nibble your bum?	Well, It's got huge ... very sharp ... it can jump a... look at the bones.
look.  i'm warning you.	What's he do?  Nibble your bum?
|      you turd! +      mangy scots git!	Look.  I'm warning you.
you tit.  i soiled my armour i was so scared!	That rabbit's got a vicious streak. It's a killer!
no, no, no.	When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat Bravest of the brave Sir Robin Petrified of being dead Soiled his pants then brave Sir Robin Turned away and fled.
bravely ran away, away.	No, no, no.
i didn't.	Bravely ran away, away.
brave sir robin ran away.	I didn't.
he is brave sir robin, brave sir robin, who ...	Shut up.  Oh, nobody really. just passing through.
brave, sir rob ...	Shut up.
er, that's ... that's enough music for a while, lads. it looks as though like there's dirty work afoot.	Brave, Sir Rob ...
won't you give yourself a rest, john? she's other people to look out for her.	She needs me, Archie.  She canna do without me, she said it to my face.  How can I stop now?
i'm not having some prattler going through my things.	Won't you give yourself a rest, John? She's other people to look out for her.
it's what the maids are for.	I'm not having some prattler going through my things.
i can't move to tidy.	It's what the maids are for.
the place is a mess.	I can't move to tidy.
i'm all right.  i just need to rest up a wee bit.  the room ... you don't have to stay.	The place is a mess.
you should have someone look after you.	I'm all right.  I just need to rest up a wee bit.  The room ... You don't have to stay.
what do you take me for?	You should have someone look after you.
be careful who sees it.	What do you take me for?
it's a diary.	Be careful who sees it.
what's this?	It's a diary.
she'll drop you.  when she's done with you, she'll drop you.	Get out.  Out!
she means it.	She'll drop you.  When she's done with you, she'll drop you.
aye.	She means it.
my lips may give a message better of christmas love than e'en this letter.  to my best friend, j.b. from his best friend, v.r.  best friend!	Aye.
you know nothing about her!	When are you gonna see it, John?  She doesn't give a damn about you.
come on, man, i'm telling you what you already know.	You know nothing about her!
you watch your tongue.	Come on, man, I'm telling you what you already know.
aye, she may say that to you, but the woman can say what she wants.	You watch your tongue.
oh, i'm much more than that.	Aye, she may say that to you, but the woman can say what she wants.
and when was the last time she put herself out for you?  look, john, whatever she says to you now, in the end you're still a servant.	Oh, I'm much more than that.
i can't let her down now, archie.	And when was the last time she put herself out for you?  Look, John, whatever she says to you now, in the end you're still a servant.
she'll get over it.	I can't let her down now, Archie.
she'll be worried about me.	She'll get over it.
don't be an idiot!  you're in no fit state to go anywhere.	She'll be worried about me.
i've got my duties to attend to.	Don't be an idiot!  You're in no fit state to go anywhere.
you've got three broken ribs, man!	I've got my duties to attend to.
i'm getting dressed.	You've got three broken ribs, man!
what are you doing?!	I'm getting dressed.
she'll think it's her fault for keeping me.	What are you doing?!
they said you were drunk.  why don't you tell her the truth?	She'll think it's her fault for keeping me.
and she sent no word down?	They said you were drunk.  Why don't you tell her the truth?
she'll blow hot and cold on you, john, she always does.  you want to be careful.	I'm on ninety pounds a year plus seventy pounds for a pile of tartan I'd be wearing anyway.  That's as much as a Page of the Back Stairs gets and that job's only for toffs.  I'm Her Majesty's Highland Servant! Indoors and Out.  There's no stopping me now.
but i'm the only one she trusts.	She'll blow hot and cold on you, John, she always does.  You want to be careful.
she's got an army of people to get her up and out.	But I'm the only one she trusts.
the woman's surrounded by fools!  she has to be packed and ready to leave by seven thirty tomorrow morning.  knowing that lot, they'll still be dressing her at eight.	She's got an army of people to get her up and out.
john, it's not your problem what she eats.	The woman's surrounded by fools!  She has to be packed and ready to leave by seven thirty tomorrow morning.  Knowing that lot, they'll still be dressing her at eight.
aye, but will they?	John, it's not your problem what she eats.
so?  someone'll send it on ahead.	Aye, but will they?
one box of biscuits, one box of drop tablets, one box of pralines, sixteen chocolate sponges.  it's the same order every week, but does anybody bother to check it?  now she has to travel all the way to balmoral without the few luxuries she actually enjoys.	So?  Someone'll send it on ahead.
aye?  then she's obviously not got enough to do.	You work the system right, you could ask her yourself.  Just be thankful you're not working for Household.  The Queen never lets them out of her sight.  But wee spats like us can slip through the net, easy.
the good-looking one.	Aye?  Then she's obviously not got enough to do.
which one of us is she flirting with?	The good-looking one.
there's love and there's behaving like you do because there's nobody to tell you not to.	Which one of us is she flirting with?
i'm not sure i do, archie.	There's love and there's behaving like you do because there's nobody to tell you not to.
you know what i mean.	I'm not sure I do, Archie.
what?	You know what I mean.
come on, man.  there's love and there's ...	What?
she loved him.	Come on, man.  There's love and there's ...
three years, john.  is that not a bit long to be grieving?	She loved him.
it's only grief makes her like she is.	Three years, John.  Is that not a bit long to be grieving?
she's hardly a full hamper herself.	It's only grief makes her like she is.
if you were looking for promotion, you should have picked one of the healthier ones.	She's hardly a full hamper herself.
it's better than shovelling horse shit.	If you were looking for promotion, you should have picked one of the healthier ones.
prince leopold?  is he the one who bleeds all day?  so what does his valet do?  wash his poultices for him?	It's better than shovelling horse shit.
that's pretty good for a ghillie.	Prince Leopold?  Is he the one who bleeds all day?  So what does his valet do?  Wash his poultices for him?
sixty.	That's pretty good for a ghillie.
how about yourself?	Sixty.
not bad, not bad.	How about yourself?
seventy a year.	Not bad, not bad.
how much?	Seventy a year.
i think he nearly ruptured his truss.	How much?
so what did ponsonby do when she started shouting?	I think he nearly ruptured his truss.
not down south you don't.	So what did Ponsonby do when she started shouting?
i speak as i find, archie.	Not down south you don't.
you don't tell her majesty how you feel.	I speak as I find, Archie.
i was just telling the woman how i feel, for god's sake.	You don't tell Her Majesty how you feel.
so, there are rules.  things you do and things you don't do.	I was just telling the woman how I feel, for God's sake.
so?	So, there are rules.  Things you do and things you don't do.
checked and locked, sir.	Kitchen and lower house.
louder, girl!	Checked and locked, sir.
checked and locked, sir.	Louder, girl!
i hope to go up next year.	You wouldn't happen to know what the Queen's reading for recreation, would you, Mary?
have i seen you up in balmoral, mary?	I hope to go up next year.
mary taylor, sir.	Have I seen you up in Balmoral, Mary?
what's your name?	Mary Taylor, sir.
yeah.	Are you all right, Barney?
good.  she's a good girl.  aren't you? yeah, she's a lovely girl.  and you know the queen's riding tomorrow?	Yeah.
yeah.	Good.  She's a good girl.  Aren't you? Yeah, she's a lovely girl.  And you know the Queen's riding tomorrow?
good man.  and is she all right?	Yeah.
yeah, yeah, i did.	Good man.  And is she all right?
yeah, there's a good girl.  have you had a look at this hoof?  she was limping badly.  i think there might be a stone in it.	Yeah, yeah, I did.
it's cold out there tonight, barney.	Yeah, there's a good girl.  Have you had a look at this hoof?  She was limping badly.  I think there might be a stone in it.
mr brown, sir --	It's cold out there tonight, Barney.
hey, barney.	Mr Brown, sir --
i tell you, if we don't stick together on this, you could find yourself first president's opposition.  du royaum uni.	Quite.
i'm flattered you think so.	I tell you, if we don't stick together on this, you could find yourself First President's Opposition.  Du Royaum Uni.
i don't imagine you frequent the republican clubs.  but the fact that neither you nor i are members should not blind us to the significance of their existence.  the tory party has always been our party.	I'm flattered you think so.
a situation?	I don't imagine you frequent the Republican Clubs.  But the fact that neither you nor I are members should not blind us to the significance of their existence.  The Tory Party has always been our party.
i would talk to her myself, but she won't listen to me.  she must be persuaded, by someone she respects, to abandon this ridiculous favoritism before a situation develops.	A situation?
i see.	I would talk to her myself, but she won't listen to me.  She must be persuaded, by someone she respects, to abandon this ridiculous favoritism before a situation develops.
i fear the influence he has on her. the man's word is not to be credited. he is an arriviste of the very lowest water.  she's having a bust cast of him.  in nero marquino marble.	I see.
of course.	I fear the influence he has on her. The man's word is not to be credited. He is an arriviste of the very lowest water.  She's having a bust cast of him.  In Nero Marquino marble.
my concern is for the reputation of the monarchy.	Of course.
i take no account of gossip, your highness.	My concern is for the reputation of the Monarchy.
no doubt you've heard the rumors.	I take no account of gossip, Your Highness.
i don't think i've had that pleasure.	No doubt you've heard the rumors.
have you met mr lyle?  he's in sugar...?	I don't think I've had that pleasure.
your royal highness.  what a pleasure to see you here.	Have you met Mr Lyle?  He's in sugar...?
mr disraeli.  ma'am.	Your Royal Highness.  What a pleasure to see you here.
well, everyone's entitled to their opinion.	Out of my way!
the future king!	Well, everyone's entitled to their opinion.
whom you address.	The future King!
do you know who you address, sir?	Whom you address.
i said, are you deaf as well as stupid?	Do you know who you address, sir?
what did you say?	I said, are you deaf as well as stupid?
are you deaf as well as stupid?	What did you say?
tell her the prince of wales wishes to speak with her urgently about matters concerning the press.	Are you deaf as well as stupid?
she's away to windsor tomorrow.  talk to her there.	Tell her the Prince of Wales wishes to speak with her urgently about matters concerning the press.
convey her a message.	She's away to Windsor tomorrow.  Talk to her there.
she's busy.	Convey her a message.
i wish to see my mother.	She's busy.
it's the queen's decision.	I beg your pardon?  Mama...?
well, i'm sorry, but i really do think it's too much that the gentlemen of the house should be dictated to by a servant.	It's the Queen's decision.
and that is my last word on the matter.	Well, I'm sorry, but I really do think it's too much that the gentlemen of the house should be dictated to by a servant.
mama...	And that is my last word on the matter.
brown's responsibilities are onerous enough already.  he has far too much to do without having to stay up all night waiting for you to go to bed. the smoking-room will be closed and the lights put out at twelve o'clock.	Mama...
but mama, the room was built expressly for that purpose.  it has been a smoking-room by tradition ever since father --	Brown's responsibilities are onerous enough already.  He has far too much to do without having to stay up all night waiting for you to go to bed. The smoking-room will be closed and the lights put out at twelve o'clock.
it is quite late enough.	But mama, the room was built expressly for that purpose.  It has been a smoking-room by tradition ever since father --
yes, but isn't midnight a little excessive?	It is quite late enough.
it is a disgusting habit, bertie.  it should be discouraged.	Yes, but isn't midnight a little excessive?
surely it is for the gentlemen to decide when to stop...	It is a disgusting habit, Bertie.  It should be discouraged.
if it is inconvenient to her majesty, then perhaps she might consider allowing the prince of wales to host--	I do believe they send so many boxes to taunt me. Doctor Jenner writes to them to say that my nerves are in an extremely fragile state and yet they continue to hound me with box after box after box after box after box!
... least of all my son.  it was his irresponsibility that drove my husband to his grave.	If it is inconvenient to Her Majesty, then perhaps she might consider allowing the Prince of Wales to host--
mother....	... Least of all my son.  It was his irresponsibility that drove my husband to his grave.
it's so infernally cold in here.	Cold is good--  Is that not so, Dr. Jenner?!
no dinners, bertie.  why are you dressed for outdoors?	It's so infernally cold in here.
i thought, a dinner for our ambassadors perhaps?	No dinners, Bertie.  Why are you dressed for outdoors?
gesture?	I thought, a dinner for our ambassadors perhaps?
checked and locked, sir.	Back and upper corridors.
we --	You'll talk when I'm finished!
what happens to john brown is his business, but the queen's security will never be compromised!	We --
the order of seating at the upper servant's table is arranged personally by the queen herself.	That's a tautology lad.  If you say the Queen arranges something, you've no need to say she's done it personally.  That's understood.
my own.	The order of seating at the Upper Servant's table is arranged personally by the Queen herself.
by whose authority?	My own.
not now he doesn't.  this is my place.	By whose authority?
mr. carter, the head butler, sits there.	Not now he doesn't.  This is my place.
the queen will be riding to st. george's on the fifth.	I recommend Her Majesty uses the covered carriage with a full Horse Guard.  In the event of any disturbance I will ensure --
nobody has any rights over me.	We are all of us subject to forces beyond our control, Mr Brown, even you.
in as much as the article is about yourself, i think you must now accept that the public has a right to its interest in you.	Nobody has any rights over me.
this is a slur on her good name.	In as much as the article is about yourself, I think you must now accept that the public has a right to its interest in you.
i don't doubt that the queen was highly amused.  she has always had a very healthy sense of humor.	This is a slur on her good name.
don't think i can't persuade her.	I don't doubt that the Queen was highly amused.  She has always had a very healthy sense of humor.
i believe that decision rests with her majesty.	Don't think I can't persuade her.
if i find out that you had anything to do with this, i will have you sacked.	I believe that decision rests with Her Majesty.
there are important papers from --	It can wait.  Anything else?
that can wait till the weekend.	There are important papers from --
she'll need to sign dispatches before she retires.	That can wait till the weekend.
she'll be away on friday between eight o'clock and six in the evening to visit the grants in glasalt.  if she's to make the journey there and back in the day she's to have no distractions the night before.  she'll take a light supper alone in her private drawing room and retire early.	She'll need to sign dispatches before she retires.
is that the queen's request?	Yes, it most certainly is!
go inside at once.	Is that the Queen's request?
well, you tell her majesty from me, if her husband was here now, he'd have had her out of that house and getting some air in her.  what the hell's the point in me being here otherwise?!	Go inside at once.
i thought i made myself perfectly clear.  you do not leave your room until her majesty requests it.	Well, you tell Her Majesty from me, if her husband was here now, he'd have had her out of that house and getting some air in her.  What the hell's the point in me being here otherwise?!
i beg your pardon?	I thought I made myself perfectly clear.  You do not leave your room until Her Majesty requests it.
no.	I beg your pardon?
you will await your orders like everyone else.  unless you prefer a repeat of yesterday's little excitement.	No.
i didn't come all this way to sit on my arse.	You will await your orders like everyone else.  Unless you prefer a repeat of yesterday's little excitement.
you do not report for duty unless the queen requests it.  you know that very well.	I didn't come all this way to sit on my arse.
awaiting my orders.	You do not report for duty unless the Queen requests it.  You know that very well.
do you?	Yes.  I do.
in matters concerning the household, i act on her behalf.	Do you?
i came down at the queen's request. i'll take my orders from her.	In matters concerning the Household, I act on her behalf.
there is to be no communication with other members of the household on matters concerning the court except through myself or one of the equerries.  no plans must be altered unless you are given prior authority by myself or a senior member of the household.	I came down at the Queen's request. I'll take my orders from her.
aye, do.	There is to be no communication with other members of the household on matters concerning the court except through myself or one of the Equerries.  No plans must be altered unless you are given prior authority by myself or a senior member of the household.
then we'll have to see what can be arranged.	Aye, do.
that's not good enough.	Then we'll have to see what can be arranged.
i'm sure it won't be difficult to find you.	That's not good enough.
i need a man who knows where i am.	I'm sure it won't be difficult to find you.
her highness' equerry.	I need a man who knows where I am.
who'll bring it to me?	Her Highness' Equerry.
you'll be sent a message.	Who'll bring it to me?
how will i know what she requires?	You'll be sent a message.
i'm sorry?	How will I know what she requires?
how will i know?	I'm sorry?
her majesty's routine at osborne house is not as you will remember it.  the household remains in full mourning and no-one is permitted to raise their voice under any circumstances whatsoever.  as for the queen's routine, she breakfasts at nine thirty, lunches at two,takes tea at five thirty and dinner at eight forty five.  no one is allowed to leave the building while the queen is at home. on the rare occasions when she is out, you may ask permission to leave, but only with my consent. you're to be ready to walk the pony at any time after ten o'clock.  you'll clean her outdoor things and do any odd jobs as and when she requires.	How will I know?
she'll think i betrayed her.	But others will know that you acted for the greater good.
in time, she will.	She'll think I betrayed her.
she'll never understand it.	In time, she will.
for once in my life, i am not the issue.	She'll never understand it.
i promised to protect her from people like you.	For once in my life, I am not the issue.
no love.	I promised to protect her from people like you.
no loyalty.	No love.
the greasy pole.	No loyalty.
too busy looking after themselves.	The greasy pole.
they aren't as watchful as you.	Too busy looking after themselves.
the threat.  i tell them, but they don't see it.	They aren't as watchful as you.
see what?	The threat.  I tell them, but they don't see it.
they don't see it.	See what?
she trusts you, john.	They don't see it.
her mind is set.  she won't change now.	She trusts you, John.
the truth is, the queen would be safer doing her duty and returning south to her public.  john bull loves her and john bull is her best defense.	Her mind is set.  She won't change now.
so...?	The truth is, the Queen would be safer doing her duty and returning south to her public.  John Bull loves her and John Bull is her best defense.
ah, but therein lies the paradox.  it is her very isolation that encourages the malcontents.  the longer she is away, the stronger they become; and who, honestly, can promise security against that?  however many doors you lock, someone will always get in. even here.	So...?
why do you think i keep her here?	Ah, but therein lies the paradox.  It is her very isolation that encourages the malcontents.  The longer she is away, the stronger they become; and who, honestly, can promise security against that?  However many doors you lock, someone will always get in. Even here.
you will not be unaware of the threat now posed by republicanism.	Why do you think I keep her here?
i said.  i serve the queen.	No other aspiration?
but yourself?  what about john brown?	I said.  I serve the Queen.
aye.	But yourself?  What about John Brown?
for her majesty.	Aye.
i do what i do.	For Her Majesty.
to have achieved one's ambition, or to have reconciled oneself to its limits, is a lifetime's work.	I do what I do.
why?	To have achieved one's ambition, or to have reconciled oneself to its limits, is a lifetime's work.
then i envy yo.	Why?
maybe, once.	Then I envy yo.
was there never ambition?	Maybe, once.
what i do, i do for my queen.	Was there never ambition?
surely --	What I do, I do for my Queen.
i wouldn't know.	Surely --
the look on their faces when one walks into the room.  still gives one a ridiculous thrill.	I wouldn't know.
oh.	This is the top.
i'm not married.	Oh.
still, someone must attend you.  your wife should not have let you out.	I'm not married.
it's nothing.	Still, someone must attend you.  Your wife should not have let you out.
you're injured.	It's nothing.
i'm fine.	You're injured.
forgive me, i've called you out and you should have been resting.	I'm fine.
i don't think about it.	Forgive me, I've called you out and you should have been resting.
princes and lords are but the breath of kings, an honest man's the noblest work of god.  you must miss such magnificent views.	I don't think about it.
i've been called back to london.  my last day.  i thought i might take a walk on lochnagar.	Princes and Lords are but the breath of kings, An honest man's the noblest work of God.  You must miss such magnificent views.
you sent for me.	I've been called back to London.  My last day.  I thought I might take a walk on Lochnagar.
always remember, you keep it tight to your shoulder, you absorb the kick. aim for the head.  then imagine it's gladstone.	Quite.
to shoot perhaps, but not to kill.	If you hunt, you kill.
dare say you can be taught.	To shoot perhaps, but not to kill.
occasionally.	Dare say you can be taught.
do you hunt?	Occasionally.
i am a blank sheet.	Do you hunt?
what do you know about the highlands?	I am a blank sheet.
a man can refuse only so many invitations from his queen.  it was remiss of me not to come earlier.	What do you know about the Highlands?
what brings you here?	A man can refuse only so many invitations from his Queen.  It was remiss of me not to come earlier.
someone has to look after you.  it could've been someone.  it was before.	Yes.  Yes it was.
you should never have gone out in such foul weather.	Someone has to look after you.  It could've been someone.  It was before.
then why send me back to them?!	Because I have to!
-- when i took you out riding, come rain or shine, because i knew it was right for you, when i kept the bairns off your back so you could have a bit of peace, when i saw you safe from home to home and you didn't even know i was there...!  all i've ever thought about is you!	Then why send me back to them?!
i will not hear any more about my safety!!  you made me a promise and now you have broken it!	-- When I took you out riding, come rain or shine, because I knew it was right for you, when I kept the bairns off your back so you could have a bit of peace, when I saw you safe from home to home and you didn't even know I was there...!  All I've ever thought about is you!
for god's sake, woman, i'm just trying to keep you safe!	I will not hear any more about my safety!!  You made me a promise and now you have broken it!
you are forcing me to do the very thing you know i fear most!	For god's sake, woman, I'm just trying to keep you safe!
i'm breaking no promises!	You are forcing me to do the very thing you know I fear most!
-- you stand there and tell me it is my duty ... after all you promised me!	I'm breaking no promises!
have i ever let you down before--?	-- You stand there and tell me it is my duty ... after all you promised me!
i cannot believe you are saying this? you, who i have relied on all this time --	Have I ever let you down before--?
if duty and safety are served by the same end then, aye, i do.	I cannot believe you are saying this? You, who I have relied on all this time --
duty?!  you talk about duty?!	If duty and safety are served by the same end then, aye, I do.
i had foreseen that you would not. but your majesty should understand -- that my mind will not be changed in this.  i leave for deeside --	The Queen forbids it.  I cannot allow it because I cannot live without you.  Without you, I cannot find the strength to be who I must be.  Please.
i do not accept.	I had foreseen that you would not. But Your Majesty should understand -- that my mind will not be changed in this.  I leave for Deeside --
having considered my position here at court, i have come to the conclusion that it is in the best interest of your majesty that i should resign.	I do not accept.
yes?	Having considered my position here at court, I have come to the conclusion that it is in the best interest of Your Majesty that I should resign.
ma'am?	Yes?
yes, ma'am.	Ma'am?
has someone seen to those bruises?	Yes, ma'am.
yes, ma'am.	Has someone seen to those bruises?
i was told you were in a fight.	Yes, ma'am.
yes, ma'am?	I was told you were in a fight.
john?	Yes, ma'am?
the threat from the irish is greatly exaggerated, i'm sure.	I'll decide when it's exaggerated.
aye.  but there are fenians reported on the mainland.	The threat from the Irish is greatly exaggerated, I'm sure.
am i not safe enough with you, john?	Aye.  But there are Fenians reported on the mainland.
dear me, you'll be telling me to watch what i eat next.	Am I not safe enough with you, John?
i ordered it.  it's for your own safety.	Dear me, you'll be telling me to watch what I eat next.
must they always follow us?	I ordered it.  It's for your own safety.
what is it, john?  john?	I heard something.
to keep out the cold.	Aye.
we took a nip of whiskey.	To keep out the cold.
i hope they didn't go to any trouble, john.	Ah, well...
they're ready now.	I hope they didn't go to any trouble, John.
aye, well, if all you want is a good opinion then he'd be sure to oblige you.	What Mr Ponsonby was appreciating was their literary merit, a skill not intimately associated with the knowledge of grooming.  Literary appreciation does not begin and end with Tennyson.
of course i shall say what i have to say.  i always do.	Aye, well, if all you want is a good opinion then he'd be sure to oblige you.
just say what you have to say, woman. what other people think shouldn't matter to you.	Of course I shall say what I have to say.  I always do.
i do not do it for others.  but ponsonby thinks they are good.	Just say what you have to say, woman. What other people think shouldn't matter to you.
i don't groom a horse to have it admired by others, i groom it because it needs grooming.	I do not do it for others.  But Ponsonby thinks they are good.
his remarks were directed at the quality of the writing, not its subject.	I don't groom a horse to have it admired by others, I groom it because it needs grooming.
that doesn't make him an expert.	His remarks were directed at the quality of the writing, not its subject.
he has been attending at balmoral for many years.	That doesn't make him an expert.
what does he know about the highlands?	He has been attending at Balmoral for many years.
sir henry ponsonby tells me they are charming.	What does he know about the Highlands?
who by?	Sir Henry Ponsonby tells me they are charming.
i am told so.	Who by?
are they worth reading?	I am told so.
i am thinking of publishing my "highland journals."	Are they worth reading?
craobhan-geanmchno...  how can i possibly say that with a straight face?!	I am thinking of publishing my "Highland Journals."
craobhan-geanmchno-fhiadhaich.	Craobhan-geanmchno...  How can I possibly say that with a straight face?!
those, over there, there.	Craobhan-geanmchno-fhiadhaich.
what?	Those, over there, there.
what are those?	What?
aye, ma'am.	Yes.
it is a fine spot for a bench, is it not?	Aye, ma'am.
sir henry is not alone.  they all wish it.  the same people who refused to grant my husband the title of king because he was deemed of insufficient rank--	It is a fine spot for a bench, is it not?
if prince albert were here today, he'd tell him a thing or two.	Sir Henry is not alone.  They all wish it.  The same people who refused to grant my husband the title of King because he was deemed of insufficient rank--
it's a fine spot, ma'am.	He thought so, yes.
prince albert was going to build a bench here.  he thought it one of the best views in osborne.	It's a fine spot, ma'am.
and i intend to be there when she's ready.	Prince Albert was going to build a bench here.  He thought it one of the best views in Osborne.
the queen will ride out if and when she chooses.	And I intend to be there when she's ready.
because i think her majesty is wrong. if ever there was a poor soul who needed fresh air, it is her.	The Queen will ride out if and when she chooses.
then why do you persist in doing it?	Because I think Her Majesty is wrong. If ever there was a poor soul who needed fresh air, it is her.
yes, ma'am.	Then why do you persist in doing it?
you have been told repeatedly not to stand in the courtyard unless requested to do so.	Yes, ma'am.
yes, ma'am.	You have been told repeatedly not to stand in the courtyard unless requested to do so.
mr brown.	Yes, ma'am.
yes.  that will be company for you.	Yes, ma'am.
archie.	Yes.  That will be company for you.
yes.  you have a brother in service here, do you not?  i forget his name.	Archie.
i've no family, ma'am, apart from my brothers and sisters.	Yes.  You have a brother in service here, do you not?  I forget his name.
my husband was always very complimentary in speaking of you.  he would have approved, i am sure, of my calling on you in this way.  i trust it does not inconvenience you too much.	I've no family, ma'am, apart from my brothers and sisters.
i'm glad of it.	My husband was always very complimentary in speaking of you.  He would have approved, I am sure, of my calling on you in this way.  I trust it does not inconvenience you too much.
your family sent cards.  it was much appreciated.	I'm glad of it.
she's well, too.	Your family sent cards.  It was much appreciated.
and the pony?	She's well, too.
i am.	And the pony?
you are well?	I am.
aye, ma'am.	You are well?
you are here safely.	Aye, ma'am.
ma'am.	You are here safely.
mr brown.	Ma'am.
what can we do?	Oh, several things.
you've seen the latest cartoon in punch, i take it?	I beg your pardon?
i came as quickly as i could.	You've seen the latest cartoon in Punch, I take it?
not at all, dean.  good of you to spare the time.	I came as quickly as I could.
forgive me, gentlemen.  i'm late.	Not at all, Dean.  Good of you to spare the time.
yes.	I have asked him to show you a little of Highland life while you are with us at Balmoral.
this is my good john brown.	Yes.
i stay here because i am happy.  is that such a terrible crime?	No, ma'am.
forgive me, ma'am, i cannot speak for the nation, only for myself.  as prime minister i confess i miss your presence, but that is only an expression of my own selfish desires and i should not burden you with it.	I stay here because I am happy.  Is that such a terrible crime?
i never thought to be bullied by you, mr disraeli.  you, i thought, understood a widow's grief.	Forgive me, ma'am, I cannot speak for the nation, only for myself.  As Prime Minister I confess I miss your presence, but that is only an expression of my own selfish desires and I should not burden you with it.
in so many ways ... and yet it is your presence they crave.  a figurehead.	I never thought to be bullied by you, Mr Disraeli.  You, I thought, understood a widow's grief.
is that not enough?	In so many ways ... and yet it is your presence they crave.  A figurehead.
indeed, and for that they are eternally grateful.	Is that not enough?
then they may read about me.	Indeed, and for that they are eternally grateful.
your majesty remains at the very epicenter of governance.  as for your people, look no further than the sales of your highland journals to see in what affection the nation holds their queen.  you sell even more copies than mr dickens.	But I lack your prose, Mr Disraeli.
the princess louisa is too ill to move.  frankly, the queen's rather upset at the recent spate of bad publicity.  you're smiling.	I was trying to imagine "rather upset."
what's her excuse this time?	The Princess Louisa is too ill to move.  Frankly, the Queen's rather upset at the recent spate of bad publicity.  You're smiling.
she's refusing to leave balmoral.	What's her excuse this time?
in the press, perhaps.  but she's sold more copies of her highland journal in three months than punch will ever sell in a year.  time to wheel her out.	She's refusing to leave Balmoral.
it's questionable whether there's any advantage to be had from that direction.  she's never been less popular.	In the press, perhaps.  But she's sold more copies of her Highland Journal in three months than Punch will ever sell in a year.  Time to wheel her out.
mrs brown.	It's questionable whether there's any advantage to be had from that direction.  She's never been less popular.
who?	Mrs Brown.
gladstone's got his party facing the same way for the first time in years. we need help.  where is the old girl?	Who?
you can't know that for sure.	Gladstone's got his party facing the same way for the first time in years. We need help.  Where is the old girl?
we're going to lose.	You can't know that for sure.
what did he want?	To know when he'll be king.
i see the prince of wales is here.	I hope he got his mother's permission.
so?	We'll see which way the wind blows.
gossip counts.  lord aberdeen was right.  this country is not governed by wisdom but by talk.  granted, it wouldn't take much to winkle the old girl out of mourning, but if public opinion is against her, then it doesn't do to appear too close.	So?
my dear stanley, a prime minister with only a handful of friends must respect public opinion.	Gossip counts.  Lord Aberdeen was right.  This country is not governed by wisdom but by talk.  Granted, it wouldn't take much to winkle the old girl out of mourning, but if public opinion is against her, then it doesn't do to appear too close.
surely, you're not suggesting we dispense--	My dear Stanley, a Prime Minister with only a handful of friends must respect public opinion.
the question is, do we need her?	Surely, you're not suggesting we dispense--
well, both.	The question is, do we need her?
the cartoon or her majesty's absenteeism?	Well, both.
should we take it seriously?	The cartoon or Her Majesty's absenteeism?
well, no rest for the wicked, henry.	No, indeed.
some young page was boasting about having seen it.  lucky.	Well, no rest for the wicked, Henry.
where did you find it by the way?	Some young page was boasting about having seen it.  Lucky.
of course.	Where did you find it by the way?
quite.  i think i'd best take it back.	Of course.
yes.	Quite.  I think I'd best take it back.
we think she can be dissuaded.  have you had a glance at the diary?	Yes.
dear oh dear.	We think she can be dissuaded.  Have you had a glance at the diary?
the queen wishes to publish an account of him.	Dear oh dear.
a few days...  when he heard, the prince of wales threw the bust from the window of the royal gallery.  it took four hours to gather the fragments.	The Queen wishes to publish an account of him.
not too protracted, i hope.	A few days...  When he heard, the Prince of Wales threw the bust from the window of the Royal Gallery.  It took four hours to gather the fragments.
erysipelas.	Not too protracted, I hope.
a distinct flushing around the cheeks. she was drunk, i tell you.	No, she wasn't.
a fine choice, sir.	Excellent!
i did not consider it wise, in the circumstances, to tax your nerves.	How ill is he?
why was i not informed?	I did not consider it wise, in the circumstances, to tax your nerves.
the same, your majesty.	Why was I not informed?
no.  you are mistaken.  prince albert, my husband, had typhoid fever.  i asked what was wrong with my son.	The same, your Majesty.
forgive me, your majesty.  in no way did i wish to suggest--	I will not tolerate anybody lecturing me about the responsibility of the monarchy....
why am i being lectured in this way?!	Forgive me, Your Majesty.  In no way did I wish to suggest--
excellent, ma'am, excellent.  but perhaps if her majesty were to consider accompanying her new-found physical vigor with the benefits of mental activity...	Why am I being lectured in this way?!
cold is good!	Excellent, ma'am, excellent.  But perhaps if her Majesty were to consider accompanying her new-found physical vigor with the benefits of mental activity...
i'm sorry, ma'am?	Cold is good!
we're expecting brown this afternoon, ma'am.	Whom?
a few days, ma'am.	Why was I not told earlier?
how long has he been this sick?	A few days, ma'am.
has he been hurt?	I believe not, ma'am.  I understand -- he'd had rather too much to drink.
i understand he was in a fight.	Has he been hurt?
unwell?	I understand he was in a fight.
i believe he is unwell, ma'am.	Unwell?
why?	I believe he is unwell, ma'am.
mr brown is unable to attend today.	Why?
well?	Mr Brown is unable to attend today.
i made no request to go out riding today.  how long has he been there?	I don't know, ma'am.  He was observed earlier, I believe.
he appears to be ... standing by his horse.	I made no request to go out riding today.  How long has he been there?
what is he doing there?	He appears to be ... standing by his horse.
it's mr brown, ma'am.	What is he doing there?
just them?	Yes, ma'am.
the royal family and senior members of the household, ma'am.	Just them?
please tell the princess, and other signatories to this letter, that the queen will not be dictated to, or made to alter, in any way, what she has found to answer for her comfort.  do i make myself clear?	Ma'am.
ma'am?	Please tell the Princess, and other signatories to this letter, that the Queen will not be dictated to, or made to alter, in any way, what she has found to answer for her comfort.  Do I make myself clear?
what do they want?	They are demanding the dismissal of John Brown on grounds of drunkeness.
my family is quite capable of communicating with the queen in person.	What do they want?
from princess helena and other members of your family.	My family is quite capable of communicating with the Queen in person.
from whom?	From Princess Helena and other members of your family.
i have a letter, ma'am.	From whom?
what is it?	I have a letter, ma'am.
there is one other matter.	What is it?
your majesty --	Is it not enough that She is uncheered and unguided that she should also have to suffer these malicious rumors?!  I am not a fool.  I know there are those in the establishment too afraid to attack me and so they attack my dearest friends. Sometimes -- I feel that Brown is all I have left of Albert.  And now they attack Brown too.
no-one should think themselves wiser than me!  it is not for any of the queen's subjects to presume to tell her majesty when and where she should come out of mourning.  it is the queen's sorrow that keeps her secluded!  it is her overwhelming amount of work and responsibility, work which she feels will soon wear her out entirely!	Your Majesty --
i -- forgive me, ma'am, i am no wiser than yourself.	No-one should think themselves wiser than me!  It is not for any of the Queen's subjects to presume to tell Her Majesty when and where She should come out of mourning.  It is the Queen's sorrow that keeps her secluded!  It is Her overwhelming amount of work and responsibility, work which She feels will soon wear her out entirely!
why not?	I -- forgive me, ma'am, I am no wiser than yourself.
i have no idea.	Why not?
who told them that?	I have no idea.
again?	Read it!
read it.	Again?
we were expecting you to return by six.	And now I am back.
we stayed a little longer than expected with mr and mrs grant.  it was most agreeable.	We were expecting you to return by six.
he thought, perhaps, your majesty might wish to be informed of the latest developments in government.	No.  I shall be out walking.
why?	He thought, perhaps, Your Majesty might wish to be informed of the latest developments in government.
lord clarendon arrives, by invitation, at eleven o'clock, followed at twelve by a picnic in the grounds to celebrate princess alice's birthday. dispatches, as usual, at two.  the chancellor writes to say that, by happy coincidence, he will be in cowes for the weekend.  he asks if your majesty might grant him an audience.	Why?
please make sure it does not happen again.	Of course, at once.
i'm very sorry, ma'am.  i can't imagine -- he was certainly given no instructions.	Please make sure it does not happen again.
sir henry, mr brown is standing in the courtyard.  i have no wish to go riding.	I'm very sorry, ma'am.  I can't imagine -- he was certainly given no instructions.
what is the matter with him?	He has typhoid fever, ma'am.
you ordered all members of the royal family to attend you at balmoral.	What is the matter with him?
then why are you not with him?	You ordered all members of the Royal Family to attend you at Balmoral.
he is sick, ma'am.	Then why are you not with him?
why is he not here?	He is sick, ma'am.
prince albert is at windsor, ma'am.	Why is he not here?
where is my son?	Prince Albert is at Windsor, ma'am.
that's a very pretty shawl you are wearing, alex.  silk suits you well.  but you are not eating enough.  one must not let vanity overrule one's appetite.	Yes, ma'am.
thanks, albert.  think you could print up those schematics?	Sure.
well, technically "yes", but this is only the prototype.	Thanks, Albert.  Think you could print up those schematics?
could you play arcade with that?	Well, technically "yes", but this is only the prototype.
how the hell did you do that?	Well, we're veering into classified info here, but I'll tell you that it involved a donor.  He was dead of course, so it's not like anything unethical was happening.
just tell me the fucking riddle.	Well...it involves a paradox.  You have to trick The Boatman.  Now all the while, you also have to watch your strength.  You can build that back up by catching FIREFLIES...the little glowing guys...
if i tell you, then it's no fun.	Just tell me the fucking riddle.
what's the riddle?	If I tell you, then it's no fun.
you can't.  he gets you and you're dead. it's like time catching up with you, you know?  like fate.  each level you get progressively less time to complete.  first half of the game takes place in the wild lands.  then you reach level 6, and that's the sea of darkness.  there's a two-headed boatman that'll take you across if you answer his riddle right.  if you don't...	What's the riddle?
how do you stop the screamer?	You can't.  He gets you and you're dead. It's like time catching up with you, you know?  Like Fate.  Each level you get progressively less time to complete.  First half of the game takes place in the Wild Lands.  Then you reach Level 6, and that's the Sea of Darkness.  There's a two-headed Boatman that'll take you across if you answer his riddle right.  If you don't...
you've got your ten levels, right? here they are...  each level has an exit, only remember, the exits aren't always what they seem.  first one's the blood red sky, then you've got the blue desert, tower of ghosts, kingdom of the blind...  on each world you have to find a golden key and you've only got so much time to do it in.  if you're too late, the screamer comes.	How do you stop The Screamer?
what do you mean?	It's a tough game.  Hard to pin that bastard down.  Keeps on changing the rules.
does that thing work?	Getting there.  It's more sensitive than a joy-stick.  Your video-character can respond as fast as you can.  But what can I do for you?
the donor.  maybe he's alive inside the game.	And maybe you've been taking too many drugs.
he?	The donor.  Maybe he's alive inside the game.
maybe he's not dead.	He?
well, brain-dead anyway.  coma patient. it's really not all that important.	Maybe he's not dead.
dead?	Well, brain-dead anyway.  Coma patient. It's really not all that important.
but how can it change every time?	It's the game's logic core.  We actually patterned it after human brainwaves.  I mean, there's a personality in there. That's what makes it so incredible.
good question.  see, that's where the fun comes in.  arcade changes it every time. he's a machine without a soul. once you give him a soul, he stops being a threat.	But how can it change every time?
how do you do that?	Good question.  See, that's where the fun comes in.  ARCADE changes it every time. He's a machine without a soul. Once you give him a soul, he stops being a threat.
level ten.  that's where you've got to unlock arcade's heart using the keys you've found.	How do you do that?
what's the question mark?	Level Ten.  That's where you've got to unlock ARCADE's heart using the keys you've found.
the next half of the game takes place in arcade's brain, the city of truth. it's urban scenarios, lots of metal and concrete. screamer comes faster here.  on level four you can get a free life if you wait until the last possible second before exiting that world.  gotta time it right though.	What's the question mark?
we vere thinking there might be tricks. you know, surprises that you'd worked into the game...	Sure.  Every game's got 'em.  I'll start with the schematics.  I can print these up if you want.
we're having some problems with arcade...	Yeah, who isn't.
talk to me.	There's something wrong with ARCADE. The game's alive somehow...
why don't we take this into my office.	Talk to me.
neither are we.  something's wrong with the game, mr. difford.	Why don't we take this into my office.
if this is a joke, i'm not laughing.	Neither are we.  Something's wrong with the game, Mr. Difford.
it's the game, arcade.	You don't like it?
now what seems to be the problem?	It's the game, ARCADE.
security camera.  pulled your files before i came down. be careful what you say, kids ... i know where you live.	Now what seems to be the problem?
how'd you know it was us?	Security camera.  Pulled your files before I came down. Be careful what you say, kids ... I know where you live.
nick, alex, how are we today?	How'd you know it was us?
i came from the city on the left.	But you always lie, so you didn't come from there.  That means the city on the left must be the City of Truth.
liar.  did you come from the city on the left, or the city on the right?	I came from the city on the left.
did you play arcade last night?	Actually, no.  I was just telling Nick, here, that my t.v.'s busted...
what's her problem?	Did you play ARCADE last night?
everybody's sick, huh?  it's fifteen after.  we always meet here, you know that.	What's her problem?
sick?	Everybody's sick, huh?  It's fifteen after.  We always meet here, you know that.
has anyone seen greg?	He's probably outside.  You know how he is. Gets bored...
he thinks i'm "sublimating".	What the hell does that mean?
what is it?	I just thought of something.  If we came back from the game...  ...what if ARCADE did too?
we can take the dunes down like a ski slope. pretend you're on a snowboard.	Never been on a snowboard.
there never is.	We can take the dunes down like a ski slope. Pretend you're on a snowboard.
christ...no time...	There never is.
i don't want to talk about it.	Christ...no time...
one of them, anyway...  did you see it?  the screamer?	I don't want to talk about it.
so that's what we almost died for?	One of them, anyway...  Did you see it?  The Screamer?
we don't have a choice!	So that's what we almost died for?
we can't reach that!	We don't have a choice!
what the fuck is that?!	Screamer.
what?!  there's nothing here!	Look around...
our time's up.	What?!  There's nothing here!
shit...	Check your read-out.
there...	Shit...
hey, my strength's low.  look out for fireflies.	There...
yeah, that's what worries me.	Hey, my strength's low.  Look out for Fireflies.
and we've still got time left.  this was a piece of cake.	Yeah, that's what worries me.
the clock's already ticking.	Right, then...
okay.  it's west.	The keys are supposed to be at the end of each level.  Once we get all the keys, we can unlock ARCADE's heart. And then...
which way do you think level two is?	You've got the schematics, check.
i'll take the lead and handle the physical threats.  you watch the elapsed time and look for exits.	Got it.
that's what i was hoping you'd say.	I'll take the lead and handle the physical threats.  You watch the elapsed time and look for exits.
yeah, well i figure these are unusual circumstances.	That's what I was hoping you'd say.
thanks.  always wanted to do that.	Yeah, well I figure these are unusual circumstances.
don't even say it.	Thanks.  Always wanted to do that.
one.  in case...	Don't even say it.
okay.  give us a kiss?	One.  In case...
we're actually inside, aren't we?	Okay.  Give us a kiss?
you feel it?  it's different this time.	We're actually inside, aren't we?
i already have a boyfriend, nick.	I know.  It sucks.
i don't want anything to happen to you.  i care about you.	I already have a boyfriend, Nick.
what?	I don't want anything to happen to you.  I care about you.
you don't get it, do you?	What?
and what if something happens to you? am i suppose to go in after you alone?!	No.  If you're smart, you run like hell.
i know how to do this!  i'm good at these games.  you never play, you'd be nailed in an instant.	And what if something happens to you? Am I suppose to go in after you alone?!
yes i am...	I know how to do this!  I'm good at these games.  You never play, you'd be nailed in an instant.
you're not coming, alex.	Yes I am...
it can turn itself on, alex!  it doesn't need a quarter.	Yes it does.  Don't you see?  We have to play by the rules.  That's what it wants.
put in a quarter.	It can turn itself on, Alex!  It doesn't need a quarter.
i don't understand.  it wants us to play the game.  it's been taunting us ...	Put in a quarter.
what are you looking for?	A way to hook this helmet into the game. I'm sure there are interfaces...
alex...	You didn't hear me?
dante's inferno.	Yeah.  The Inferno.
i've been thinking about that.  arcade's like a virus, so it seems like the place to hit him would be where the virus started.  you know, like his point of origin?	Dante's Inferno.
you got the schematics?	Everything.
i can't believe you made it!	You got the schematics?
jesus christ!	I can't believe you made it!
what are you going to do?	Get that helmet.  If we're going to play ARCADE, I want every advantage possible.
go outside, get your car, and meet me out front with the engine running. and make it quick, okay?	What are you going to do?
no i'm not...	We're not getting very far into the levels and we kind of thought maybe we could talk to a programmer, learn some tricks and stuff...  I mean, you don't want us kids running around school saying your game's too hard, right?
what alex is trying to say is that it "seems" like it's alive.	No I'm not...
virgin sacrifices?	Drives 'em crazy every time.
you realize that in order to do that, we'd actually have to play the game.	I was afraid you'd say that.
and beat it at it's own game.	You realize that in order to do that, we'd actually have to play the game.
you mean we learn the rules...	And beat it at it's own game.
they made arcade.  it's still a game, right?  it thinks like a game.  maybe it still has to play by the rules. someone had to program it in the first place, didn't they?.	You mean we learn the rules...
what?	They made ARCADE.  It's still a game, right?  It thinks like a game.  Maybe it still has to play by the rules. Someone had to program it in the first place, didn't they?.
slip-stream.	What?
i don't know.	SLIP-STREAM.
then where do we go?!	I don't know.
give me a break, alex.  what are we going to tell them?  excuse me, officer, but there's some sort of electronic monster loose in the phone lines.  i'd think twice about calling any of those 976 numbers...	Then where do we go?!
the police, then...	Give me a break, Alex.  What are we going to tell them?  Excuse me, officer, but there's some sort of electronic monster loose in the phone lines.  I'd think twice about calling any of those 976 numbers...
it's already out.	The Police, then...
anywhere.  we have to stop it from getting out.	It's already out.
right.  and then communication satellites, and then anywhere.	Anywhere.  We have to stop it from getting out.
...but then it hits the relay stations...	Right.  And then communication satellites, and then anywhere.
it's growing.  getting stronger. maybe it's only localized now...	...but then it hits the relay stations...
like the fractals?	It's growing.  Getting stronger. Maybe it's only localized now...
maybe it is alive in a way...some sort of electronic intelligence.  it's like a computer virus that developed a personality or something.  it's self-replicating...it mimics life.	Like the fractals?
nick, what is it.	Maybe it is alive in a way...some sort of electronic intelligence.  It's like a computer virus that developed a personality or something.  It's self-replicating...it mimics life.
it's not just the cable system.  it's in the phone system as well, the electronic net.  it's everywhere.	Nick, what is it.
what?	It's not just the cable system.  It's in the phone system as well, the electronic net.  It's everywhere.
that's what i thought.	What?
where do we go?	My house.  I want to try something.
we can't...	We'll call 911.  Look around Alex.  We broke in, smashed the t.v., no one's going to believe what happened here!
then leave her.	We can't...
change the channel!	What?!
it doesn't necessarily mean she's...	Let's go around back.
this is like a movie or something.  i mean, am i paranoid or what?	It doesn't necessarily mean she's...
where to now?	Laurie's.
she thought benz was at school.	Where to now?
well?	She thought Benz was at school.
if they're sick, great.  but let's make sure.  come on, nick.	Okay.  We'll see what's up.  But if things are cool, I don't want to hear anything more about this.  Life's too short, know what I mean?
no way.	If they're sick, great.  But let's make sure.  Come on, Nick.
we have to find out what's happened to them. i think they're gone...	No way.
it's not this weird.  it'll make sense. everything gets weird this late anyway, right?	Sure.
it's two o'clock in the morning.  go home. go to sleep.  we'll figure something out in the morning.	It's not this weird.  It'll make sense. Everything gets weird this late anyway, right?
because i didn't know where else to go.	It's two o'clock in the morning.  Go home. Go to sleep.  We'll figure something out in the morning.
it's the middle of the night.  they're asleep.  phone didn't wake them.	All of them?
something's happened to them.	It's the middle of the night.  They're asleep.  Phone didn't wake them.
sorry.  maybe i need the valium.	Call the others.  Laurie, Benz...
it turned itself back on, nick.	No it didn't.  It's just a faulty relay or something.  It happens.
see, men always do this.  "quiet down, honey.  chill out.  take a valium". i'm not a fucking idiot, nick!  i did not imagine it!!!	Quiet.  I do have parents, you know.
you imagined it.	See, men always do this.  "Quiet down, honey.  Chill out.  Take a Valium". I'm not a fucking idiot, Nick!  I DID NOT IMAGINE IT!!!
so how did it know my name, then?	You imagined it.
how?!  it's a machine, alex. machine's don't think.  they're not alive.  it's a good program, a brilliant program, it was designed so it would act as if it were alive, but it's not alive.	So how did it know my name, then?
it is.	How?!  It's a machine, Alex. Machine's don't think.  They're not alive.  It's a good program, a brilliant program, it was designed so it would act as if it were alive, but it's not alive.
alex, i think you're freaking out. greg's gone, i'll give you that.  and maybe he's in trouble.  but it's not arcade that's doing it...	It is.
no, wait.  just listen.  i hooked it up earlier tonight, and it said my name.  as soon as i turned it on, nick.  it said my name.  how could it know?  and then, i asked it where greg was, and it said, "in here".	Alex, I think you're freaking out. Greg's gone, I'll give you that.  And maybe he's in trouble.  But it's not ARCADE that's doing it...
no.  look, i know you're not going to believe me, but listen anyway...  i think the game's alive somehow.	No, wait.  Just listen.  I hooked it up earlier tonight, and it said my name.  As soon as I turned it on, Nick.  It said my name.  How could it know?  And then, I asked it where Greg was, and it said, "In here".
happy?	No.  Look, I know you're not going to believe me, but listen anyway...  I think the game's alive somehow.
turn if off!	Happy?
i'm in the middle of it...	Turn if off!
can you turn off the game?	I'm in the middle of it...
greg never came home.  a few hours is one thing, nick, but this is different. something's happened to him.	Can you turn off the game?
what do you mean by "weird"?	Greg never came home.  A few hours is one thing, Nick, but this is different. Something's happened to him.
alex, you don't know how long i've waited for this.	Funny.
it's twelve-thirty!	I'm coming over.
no, in person.  now.	It's twelve-thirty!
we are talking...	No, in person.  Now.
i have to talk to you.	We are talking...
listen to me!  greg never came home. i think the game has something to do with it.	What the hell are you talking about?
have you played the game yet?  it's incredible!  i was just...	Listen to me!  Greg never came home. I think the game has something to do with it.
nick...	Have you played the game yet?  It's incredible!  I was just...
hey, kid.	Nick...
hello?	Hey, kid.
so take his car home.  wait.  i'm sure he's up to something...	But he was playing the game.  I mean, you saw him...
yeah...	So take his car home.  Wait.  I'm sure he's up to something...
hmmm.  he said you were going to have dinner?	Yeah...
guess he took off...  you have his keys, right?	Hmmm.  He said you were going to have dinner?
so where is he?	Guess he took off...  You have his keys, right?
so how did you do it, alex?	Well, it's a long story...
go for it.	Hold my keys, then.
and then keep on driving?	Sure.  Never come back.  Disappear forever.
come on.  we'll hit dante's after school, try the game out, maybe get some dinner.	And then keep on driving?
i'm okay.	Good.   Cause I'd freak if you weren't.
so tell me you're okay, then.	I'm okay.
i know.	So tell me you're okay, then.
listen to me, alex.  these counselor's don't know anything.  they're full of shit. if you don't fit the pattern of the perfect kid, they freak.	I know.
it's here!!!	Oh God...oh god...
in this world, wrong is right!	It's here!!!
it's the wrong way!	In this world, wrong is right!
which way?	That way.
then we'll go home?	Then we'll go home.
yes...	Thought so.
how did you get here?  did you play the game?!	Yes...
i'm thinking!	You have no time.
you have no time.  what is your question?	I'm thinking!
think!  i want to go to the city of truth, and the truth teller is from there...but which one is which?  the liar...think!	You have no time.  What is your question?
wait!  no!  that's not it!	Think!  I want to go to the City of Truth, and the Truth Teller is from there...but which one is which?  The liar...think!
is that your question?	Wait!  No!  That's not it!
what did he do to you?	Is that your question?
is...is that where we are?  did i die?	Not yet, honey...
i love you, alex.  i never wanted to leave. you know that, don't you?	Yes...but...how did you...
i miss you so much, alex.  i want so much to be with you...	I love you, Alex.  I never wanted to leave. You know that, don't you?
but i don't understand...	I miss you so much, Alex.  I want so much to be with you...
of course i am.	But I don't understand...
mom?  you're alive...	Of course I am.
this is one of our newest projects. we're trying to get rid of joy-sticks altogether ...	The Air-Force is working on the same thing.
so what do you think?	Sign me up.
so how do i start?	The game will guide you.
it changes.  there are eleven levels. each one is a different layer of the arcade universe.  the concept is, you're entering the video game itself, making your way across the circuit board to the logic core ... arcade's brain.	So how do I start?
so what's the scenario?  am i saving a princess?  fighting zombies?	It changes.  There are eleven levels. Each one is a different layer of the ARCADE universe.  The concept is, you're entering the video game itself, making your way across the circuit board to the logic core ... ARCADE's brain.
"escape"?	In case things get too intense.  It automatically freezes the game, gives you a breather.  Things can get pretty wild...
that's impossible.	Is it?  Why don't you see for your self?
a man after my own heart.  straight to the point.  what's different about arcade is the way it reacts.  it responds like a human does.  it learns.  it adapts. each time you play, it changes its strategy.	That's impossible.
so what's so different about arcade? you guys've been talking about it for months.	A man after my own heart.  Straight to the point.  What's different about ARCADE is the way it reacts.  It responds like a human does.  It learns.  It adapts. Each time you play, it changes its strategy.
we're glad you people could make it, and we're anxious to have you try out our new product.  we think it's going to be a big seller.  but you're the people that make it happen.  you're the market share everyone's tearing each other apart to get at.  it's your opinion that's going to make or break us.	So what's so different about Arcade? You guys've been talking about it for months.
give her a chance, will you?	I am giving her a chance.  Why don't you get off my back?
so start at the beginning...	Give her a chance, will you?
i am the liar.  where should i take you?	I am the Truth Teller.  Where should I take you?
one of these cities, is the place you seek. the teller of truths will take you there. but the city of lies, is dark and bleak. and death is certain if you enter, beware.	I am The Liar.  Where should I take you?
can you say anything but "cool"?	Of course I can.  I can say all sorts of things...
cool.	Can you say anything but "cool"?
it means she's screwed up.	Fucked up.  That's what they said I was.
okay, but you don't know what you're missing.	Git along little dowgie and call me back.
i understand, cynthia and thank you for the offer. i'll find a place. now go ahead and give the cowboy a yodel and get back to me.	Okay, but you don't know what you're missing.
i'm just offering a place to stay.	I understand, Cynthia and thank you for the offer. I'll find a place. Now go ahead and give the Cowboy a yodel and get back to me.
cynthia... that would not be a good idea.	I'm just offering a place to stay.
i'll call him, then call you back...if you want you could stay at my place.	Cynthia... that would not be a good idea.
yeah, sure. it is that kind of a day. when?	I'll call him, then call you back...If you want you could stay at my place.
will you meet with him?	Yeah, sure. It is that kind of a day. When?
you gotta be kidding?	Will you meet with him?
sort of, funny boy. if i tell him the meeting's on you're to go to the top of beachwood canyon. there's a corral up there where he'll be.	You gotta be kidding?
and getting stranger. where do i meet this cowboy? i mean do i have to ride out to the range?	Sort of, funny boy. If I tell him the meeting's on you're to go to the top of Beachwood Canyon. There's a corral up there where he'll be.
it's been a very strange day.	And getting stranger. Where do I meet this Cowboy? I mean do I have to ride out to the range?
cynthia...what's going on?	It's been a very strange day.
something tells me this guy is connected with what's happening, adam, and i think you should do it and i think you should do it right away.	Cynthia...what's going on?
oh, jason thought it would be a good idea for me to meet the cowboy. should i wear my ten gallon hat and my six shooters?	Something tells me this guy is connected with what's happening, Adam, and I think you should do it and I think you should do it right away.
yeah, the cowboy. this guy, the cowboy, wants to see you. jason said he thought it would be a good idea.	Oh, Jason thought it would be a good idea for me to meet the Cowboy. Should I wear my ten gallon hat and my six shooters?
the cowboy??	Yeah, the Cowboy. This guy, the Cowboy, wants to see you. Jason said he thought it would be a good idea.
do you know somebody called the the cowboy?	The Cowboy??
beverly hills hotel. i've got enough cash in my pocket for one night.	Do you know somebody called the The Cowboy?
i know, but you're broke. where are you?	Beverly Hills Hotel. I've got enough cash in my pocket for one night.
but i'm not broke.	I know, but you're broke. Where are you?
you're broke!	But I'm not broke.
and?	You're broke!
someone called me. when they couldn't get you they told me you were as good as broke. i didn't believe then, so i made some calls.	And?
what do you mean "you know"?	Someone called me. When they couldn't get you they told me you were as good as broke. I didn't believe then, so I made some calls.
i know.  where are you adam?	What do you mean "you know"?
someone's shut off my money!	I know.  Where are you Adam?
adam, this isn't like you. please come to the office. there must be something we can do.	I'm going home. I'll call you later.
i'm going home cynthia.	Adam, this isn't like you. Please come to the office. There must be something we can do.
home! meet me at the office. we've got to do something ... you've got to do something adam!	I'm going home Cynthia.
i'm going home.	Home! Meet me at the office. We've got to do something ... you've got to do something Adam!
you've got to talk to ray you've got to fix this.	I'm going home.
no.	You've got to talk to Ray you've got to fix this.
ray did ... and then they closed the set.... everybody's gone. you'd better get down here adam!	No.
who fired everyone?	Ray did ... and then they closed the set.... everybody's gone. You'd better get down here Adam!
they fired everyone.	Who fired everyone?
what did you say?	They fired everyone.
they've closed the set. they sent everybody home.	What did you say?
what's going on, cynthia?	They've closed the set. They sent everybody home.
adam, where are you?	What's going on, Cynthia?
i'll speak to someone.	And you'd better speak to someone too ... or find yourself another client!! This smells like a set-up to me!  And by the way, Ray, I don't know who these guys are kidding, but every foot of film I've shot is in a vault at the lab that only I can access. No one's getting that film!!
you'd better fix this, ray!!!	I'll speak to someone.
we'd be happy to put her in the pile for considerations ... you'd be pleased to know there's quite a lot of interest in this role.	Interest?! There's six of the top actresses that want this thing.
there is no problem.	So why did you idiots bring me here? ... I'm in the middle of making a picture.
so what's the problem?	There is no problem.
no, this one doesn't count. it's part of the original one. so then ... until we meet again.	Okay.
so, this is the last time i see you then unless i do bad?	No, this one doesn't count. It's part of the original one. So then ... until we meet again.
you're an understandin' fella.	So, this is the last time I see you then unless I do bad?
i understand.	You're an understandin' fella.
good then, but, just in case, that bank's gonna stay closed a bit longer. you understand that?	I understand.
it will work out.	Good then, but, just in case, that bank's gonna stay closed a bit longer. You understand that?
now i know a few things. i know you have had a rough day. you're probably thinkin' i don't know the half of it, but in actual fact i know every part of it. the business of gittin' thrown off your movie, the heartache of seeing your wife with another man... losin' access to that precious film vault...	It will work out.
okay.	Now I know a few things. I know you have had a rough day. You're probably thinkin' I don't know the half of it, but in actual fact I know every part of it. The business of gittin' thrown off your movie, the heartache of seeing your wife with another man... losin' access to that precious film vault...
so let's just say i'm drivin' this buggy and you fix your attitude and you can ride along with me.	Okay.
one.	So let's just say I'm drivin' this buggy and you fix your attitude and you can ride along with me.
there's sometimes a buggy. how many drivers does a buggy have?	One.
look ... where's this going? what do you want me to do?	There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy have?
no. you're too busy being a smart aleck to be thinkin'. now i want ya to think and quit bein' such a smart aleck. can ya do that for me?	Look ... where's this going? What do you want me to do?
okay, i'm thinking.	No. You're too busy being a smart aleck to be thinkin'. Now I want ya to think and quit bein' such a smart aleck. Can ya do that for me?
well, just stop for a little second and think about it. will ya do that for me?	Okay, I'm thinking.
how's that?	Well, just stop for a little second and think about it. Will ya do that for me?
so since you agree i guess you could be a person who does not care about the good life.	How's that?
that a man's attitude determines to a large extent how his life will be.	So since you agree I guess you could be a person who does not care about the good life.
what did i say?	That a man's attitude determines to a large extent how his life will be.
i agree with what you said...truly.	What did I say?
now... did you answer cause you thought that's what i wanted to hear or did you think about what i said and answer cause you truly believe that to be right?	I agree with what you said...truly.
sure.	Now... did you answer cause you thought that's what I wanted to hear or did you think about what I said and answer cause you truly believe that to be right?
a man's attitude ... a man's attitude goes some ways toward how a man's life will be. is that somethin' you agree with?	Sure.
whatever.	A man's attitude ... a man's attitude goes some ways toward how a man's life will be. Is that somethin' you agree with?
well now, here's a man who wants to get right to it. kinda anxious to get to it are ya?	Whatever.
no problem. what's on your mind?	Well now, here's a man who wants to get right to it. Kinda anxious to get to it are ya?
sure want to thank ya for drivin' all the way up to see me from that beverly hills hotel.	No problem. What's on your mind?
yeah.	Sure want to thank ya for drivin' all the way up to see me from that Beverly Hills Hotel.
beautiful night.	Yeah.
howdy to you.	Beautiful night.
howdy!	Howdy to you.
fine. i'll check out in the morning.	Have a good evening, Mr. Kesher.
that's fine, mr. kesher. you can pay cash when you check out. i'm sorry. it was my duty to inform you.	Fine. I'll check out in the morning.
unbelievable. look... here.  i don't know what's going on. that's so much baloney. i've got enough cash for one night, okay?	That's fine, Mr. Kesher. You can pay cash when you check out. I'm sorry. it was my duty to inform you.
well, sir, i'm afraid they said you're overdrawn at your bank and your line of credit has been cancelled.	Unbelievable. Look... here.  I don't know what's going on. That's so much baloney. I've got enough cash for one night, okay?
so, what did they say?	Well, Sir, I'm afraid they said you're overdrawn at your bank and your line of credit has been cancelled.
i don't know. all we do is take an impression of the credit card and until you check out it just sits in our files.	So, what did they say?
how...  how'd they know i was here?	I don't know. All we do is take an impression of the credit card and until you check out it just sits in our files.
the fact is mr. kesher a representative of your bank called us.	How...  how'd they know I was here?
... what??	The fact is Mr. Kesher a representative of your bank called us.
i'm sorry mr. kesher, but there seems to be some problem concerning your credit card.	... What??
yes...what is it?	I'm sorry Mr. Kesher, but there seems to be some problem concerning your credit card.
right. see ya.	Good luck, honey!
get going. you don't want to be late.	Right. See ya.
thanks coco. i'll let you know.	Get going. You don't want to be late.
naw! he wouldn't have cared. just give him a good performance and he'll be happy and i've got a feeling you'll do just that.	Thanks Coco. I'll let you know.
thanks coco. it'd be so embarrassing	Naw! He wouldn't have cared. Just give him a good performance and he'll be happy and I've got a feeling you'll do just that.
his name's wally brown .... great guy. been in the business since forever.	Thanks Coco. It'd be so embarrassing
no, no. i'm on my way to my audition. before i go i wanted to ask you if you could remember the man's name ... aunt ruthie's friend who helped put this together. it completely went out of my mind.	His name's Wally Brown .... great guy. Been in the business since forever.
it's all right gorgeous. something wrong?	No, no. I'm on my way to my audition. Before I go I wanted to ask you if you could remember the man's name ... Aunt Ruthie's friend who helped put this together. It completely went out of my mind.
sorry to trouble you, coco.	It's all right gorgeous. Something wrong?
you're really something coco...thank you.	Don't make me out to be a sucker. Louise Bonner says there's trouble in there. You remember last night. Sometimes she's wrong, but if there is trouble - get rid of it.
so i guess your grandpa and grandma know her.	Not really. I met her in junior college and she was from this other town.
coco...she's very nice. we went to school together.	So I guess your Grandpa and Grandma know her.
sweetie, look at me straight.	Coco...she's very nice. We went to school together.
it's just for a night or two, until she finds her own place. i tried to explain that to aunt ruth, but the connection was bad and her plane was leaving and she got it all mixed up. i kept telling her it was my friend and she kept saying she didn't know any ritas ...	Sweetie, look at me straight.
she wants to know who's staying in her apartment.	It's just for a night or two, until she finds her own place. I tried to explain that to Aunt Ruth, but the connection was bad and her plane was leaving and she got it all mixed up. I kept telling her it was my friend and she kept saying she didn't know any Ritas ...
i was afraid of that.	She wants to know who's staying in her apartment.
your aunt called me.	I was afraid of that.
oh coco thank you. thank you so much.	You got it! See you later honey.
now i guess you and your aunt have an understanding. so here's the key and you need anything, just give a holler.  everybody in this building's pretty much okay with me or they wouldn't be here. if you want, later i'll introduce you around. no hard feelings if you don't, and don't forget the rooftop garden. it's just up the stairs we passed. it's open to all the tenants. you can see the hollywood sign from there.	Oh Coco thank you. Thank you so much.
wow!	Now I guess you and your Aunt have an understanding. So here's the key and you need anything, just give a holler.  Everybody in this building's pretty much okay with me or they wouldn't be here. If you want, later I'll introduce you around. No hard feelings if you don't, and don't forget the rooftop garden. It's just up the stairs we passed. It's open to all the tenants. You can see the Hollywood sign from there.
i told ya.	Wow!
it's unbelievable!	I told ya.
i can hardly wait, coco.	It's unbelievable!
that's good. they're allowed, but i don't like 'em...for obvious reasons. one man used to live here that had a prize fighting kangaroo. you wouldn't believe what that kangaroo did to this courtyard ... let's see your aunt's apartment ... it's a good one.	I can hardly wait, Coco.
no, i don't.	That's good. They're allowed, but I don't like 'em...for obvious reasons. One man used to live here that had a prize fighting kangaroo. You wouldn't believe what that kangaroo did to this courtyard ... let's see your Aunt's apartment ... it's a good one.
i guess i've come to quite a place.	Sweetheart, you don't know the half of it.
honey, all the great ones came through here at one time or another.	I guess I've come to quite a place.
have many famous actors and actresses lived here? i was meaning to ask you that.	Honey, all the great ones came through here at one time or another.
you probably don't remember her, but louise bonner lives right over there in number 29. when she isn't drunk she runs a damn good acting class.	Have many famous actors and actresses lived here? I was meaning to ask you that.
i...	You probably don't remember her, but Louise Bonner lives right over there in number 29. When she isn't drunk she runs a damn good acting class.
you don't have to tell me. it's written all over that pretty face of yours.. you came here to be an actress. i just hope you'll remember there's never been a great poem called "tits and ass."	I...
well, i ...	You don't have to tell me. It's written all over that pretty face of yours.. You came here to be an actress. I just hope you'll remember there's never been a great poem called "tits and ass."
damn lot of corn raised in hollywood these days too.	Well, I ...
yes, he is. he raises corn.	Damn lot of corn raised in Hollywood these days too.
i guess it was your grandfather, was it ... he called me to check in, said you were on your way and for you to call when you get in. nice man... farmer i hear.	Yes, he is. He raises corn.
my name is rita.	Hi...do you work with my Aunt?
oh my god. i'm sorry. i'll let you get back to that. i'm going to get unpacked.	My name is Rita.
i think so. i was just taking a shower.	Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'll let you get back to that. I'm going to get unpacked.
are you okay?	I think so. I was just taking a shower.
a car ... a car accident.	Are you okay?
i understand. i saw the dress. i...i'm sorry.   are you all right?	A car ... a car accident.
there was an accident. i came here.	I understand. I saw the dress. I...I'm sorry.   Are you all right?
i'm ruth's niece. my name's betty. i'm sure she told you i was coming.	There was an accident. I came here.
that's okay.	I'm Ruth's niece. My name's Betty. I'm sure she told you I was coming.
no, no, i'm fine.	Well then, take a seat everyone. Betty why don't you join Jimmy and we'll play the scene. Is there anything you'd like to say Bob... something to Betty before they begin?
well. shall we get to it? would you like a water or a coffee before we begin?	No, no, I'm fine.
hi.	Well. Shall we get to it? Would you like a water or a coffee before we begin?
very pleased to meet you.	Come in. I'd like you to meet everyone.
i'm wally brown. your aunt is a very dear friend of mine so it's particularly nice to meet you.	Very pleased to meet you.
yes.	I'm Wally Brown. Your Aunt is a very dear friend of mine so it's particularly nice to meet you.
betty elms?	Yes.
stop... just stop! that's what you said from the beginning. if i tell what happened... they'll arrest you and put you in jail, so get out of here before...	Before what?
i can call them... i can call my dad.	But you won't.
you're still here?	I came back. I thought that's what you wanted.
betty.	Yeah ... Betty. You don't rush it. I don't rush it. We play it close, just like in the movies.
what?	I want to play this one close, Bob. Like it was with that girl, what's her name, with the black hair. That felt good. Whaddya think?
just tell me where it hurts, baby.	What?
was anyone hurt?	May I have your name please?
no. i can't.	Was anyone hurt?
can you tell me what happened?	No. I can't.
yes, there was.	Can you tell me what happened?
hi. i'm inquiring ...well, i heard a sound last night that sounded like a car crash and i want to know if there was an accident on mulholland drive.	Yes, there was.
well ... we'll leave her a note.	I'll go with you. She's still got some of my stuff.
i switched apartments with her. she's in #17. just walk down that way. it's just to the right.	Well ... we'll leave her a note.
but it said #12.	I switched apartments with her. She's in #17. Just walk down that way. It's just to the right.
number 17.	But it said #12.
diane?	Number 17.
yes?	Diane?
it sounds kind of nice ... being somebody brand new.	Hey, let's introduce the brand new you to Hollywood. We haven't seen the roof garden yet.
no. we shouldn't touch that money. we don't know about that money. that might be dangerous money. you have to start all over again. you look like a brand new person and you can be a brand new person... whoever you want to be.	It sounds kind of nice ... being somebody brand new.
but i want to.	No. We shouldn't touch that money. We don't know about that money. That might be dangerous money. You have to start all over again. You look like a brand new person and you can be a brand new person... whoever you want to be.
rita... i want you to stay here and you don't have to give me that money.	But I want to.
what ... i..have... to do.	I know what you have to do, but let me do it.
rita... i know what you're doing.	What ... I..HAVE... to do.
c'mon help me in. i'll open the front door.	No.
i don't think...	C'mon help me in. I'll open the front door.
no... but...	Keep going. Go around to the back.
do you know them?!	No... but...
those men in front, in the car.	Do you know them?!
what is it? what do you see?!	Those men in front, in the car.
don't stop!	What is it? What do you see?!
but i don't know, sol. i never heard of sol. i'd just get in trouble. that's why we shouldn't go see about diane selwyn... it's better not to get in trouble.	You're not going to get in trouble. You're going to find out who you are. Finding out who you are gets you out of trouble.
why didn't you ask him? sol knows you!	But I don't know, Sol. I never heard of Sol. I'd just get in trouble. That's why we shouldn't go see about Diane Selwyn... it's better not to get in trouble.
when i get back i'll have the cab waiting, so be ready to go.	Okay.
good luck!	When I get back I'll have the cab waiting, so be ready to go.
i hope i'm back in a couple of hours. don't drink all the coke.	Good luck!
is everything all right? is it bad for you that i'm here?	Everything is A-okay, but I've gotta get that sandwich!
i'm all right.	You've got to eat something. You're just nervous about going over to see if you're Diane Selwyn.
oh, no wonder i'm starving. i'm going to fix a sandwich. you want one?	I'm all right.
"before i kill you."	"Then they'd put you in jail."
"before what?"	"Before I kill you."
"stop! just stop! that's what you said from the beginning. if i tell what happened... they'll arrest you and put you in jail, so get out of here before..."	"Before what?"
"what about you? what will your dad think about you?"	"Stop! Just Stop! That's what you said from the beginning. If I tell what happened... they'll arrest you and put you in jail, so get out of here before..."
"get out! get out before i call my dad ... he trusts you ... your his best friend. this will be the end of everything... "	"What about you? What will your dad think about you?"
"you know what i want...it's not that difficult."	"Get out! Get out before I call my dad ... he trusts you ... your his best friend. This will be the end of everything... "
"you're playing a dangerous game here. if you're trying to blackmail me... it's not going to work."	"You know what I want...it's not that difficult."
"but you won't..."	"You're playing a dangerous game here. If you're trying to blackmail me... it's not going to work."
"i can call them... i can call my dad... "	"But you won't..."
"so... surprise"...	"I can call them... I can call my dad... "
"my parents are right upstairs! they think you've left..."	"So... surprise"...
"really?"	"My parents are right upstairs! They think you've left..."
"you're still here?"	"I came back. I thought that's what you wanted."
i'm not sure about this.	I know you're afraid of something. We'll be careful. Tomorrow we'll go over there and we'll find out.
what's wrong with that?	I'm not sure about this.
maybe the voice isn't diane selwyn. maybe that's your roommate or if it is diane selwyn she can tell you who you are.	Maybe...maybe ... maybe.
it's not my voice ... but i know her.	Maybe the voice isn't Diane Selwyn. Maybe that's your roommate or if it is Diane Selwyn she can tell you who you are.
maybe it's not me.	Call the number.
strange to be calling yourself.	Maybe it's not me.
no. just the coffee.	We'll take our check.
there's nothing?	Not that I can see.
okay.	Come on... let's find you something to wear.
just to see if there was an accident on mulholland drive.	Okay.
okay... but just...just to see.	Just to see if there was an accident on Mulholland Drive.
we could call anonymously from a pay phone... just to see if there was an accident.	Okay... but just...just to see.
no.... i don't...	We could call anonymously from a pay phone... just to see if there was an accident.
maybe that's where the accident was. there must be a police report. we could call.	No.... I don't...
that's where i was going... mulholland drive.	Maybe that's where the accident was. There must be a police report. We could call.
mulholland drive?	That's where I was going... Mulholland Drive.
mulholland drive.	Mulholland Drive?
unh, unh.	When you think about them... the money... the key ... does it make you remember anything?
the money. you don't know where it came from?	Unh, unh.
no  there is something...something there i can't tell... i can't describe it.  there are things there.... but i'm... here.	The money. You don't know where it came from?
you don't remember anything else?	No  There is something...something there I can't tell... I can't describe it.  There are things there.... but I'm... here.
i don't know.	You don't remember anything else?
how do you remember how to talk?	I don't know.
nothing. i do remember the car crash... i told you... i remember the glass ... i think about that sometimes ... i remember walking here, sort of. now i remember this place and you. that's about it.	How do you remember how to talk?
well ... if you don't remember anything, i mean what goes through your mind then if you don't remember anything?	Nothing. I do remember the car crash... I told you... I remember the glass ... I think about that sometimes ... I remember walking here, sort of. Now I remember this place and you. That's about it.
what do you mean?	Well ... if you don't remember anything, I mean what goes through your mind then if you don't remember anything?
well...  what do you think about then? i mean...  well what do you think about?	What do you mean?
what do you mean? you're rita.	I'm not. I don't know what my name is. I don't know who I am!!
i don't know who i am.	What do you mean? You're Rita.
what's wrong?	I don't know who I am.
i'm...i'm... oh no... i thought when i woke up... i thought sleep would do it ...	What's wrong?
what is it rita?	I'm...I'm... oh no... I thought when I woke up... I thought sleep would do it ...
it will be okay if i sleep. i need to lie down and sleep.	All right, but...I'm going to check on you.
if you have a concussion you shouldn't sleep.	It will be okay if I sleep. I need to lie down and sleep.
no...i need to sleep.	If you have a concussion you shouldn't sleep.
but, this could be serious.	No...I need to sleep.
no.	But, this could be serious.
oh...	No.
i think i've been hurt.	Oh...
she sure is. she's letting me stay here while she's working on a movie that's being made in canada, but i guess you know that.  i couldn't afford a place like this in a million years. unless of course i'm discovered and become a movie star. of course, i'd rather be known as a great actress than a movie star, but sometimes people end up being both and that is, i guess you'd say, sort of why i came here. i'm sorry, i'm just so excited to be here..i mean i just came here from iowa and now i'm in this dream place. you can imagine how i feel.	I think I've been hurt.
she has pretty red hair... she is very kind i think.	She sure is. She's letting me stay here while she's working on a movie that's being made in Canada, but I guess you know that.  I couldn't afford a place like this in a million years. Unless of course I'm discovered and become a movie star. Of course, I'd rather be known as a great actress than a movie star, but sometimes people end up being both and that is, I guess you'd say, sort of why I came here. I'm sorry, I'm just so excited to be here..I mean I just came here from Iowa and now I'm in this dream place. You can imagine how I feel.
i...i mean......i...it's none of my business.	She has pretty red hair... she is very kind I think.
no ..........i.	I...I mean......I...it's none of my business.
let's see if we have a pass for betty elms ... and we do. here we go. and good luck miss. elms.	Thank you... thank you very much.
betty elms.	Let's see if we have a pass for Betty Elms ... and we do. Here we go. And good luck Miss. Elms.
mr.wallace brown is in the executive building on the second floor. we want to go in and turn right at the first street. then we want to walk three blocks down past stage 17 to the white executive building. once we're on the second floor the receptionist will take us from there. now do we have name?	Betty Elms.
yes, sir.	Mr.Wallace Brown is in the Executive Building on the second floor. We want to go in and turn right at the first street. Then we want to walk three blocks down past Stage 17 to the white Executive Building. Once we're on the second floor the receptionist will take us from there. Now do we have name?
well, now we've got to figure that out first don't we?	Yes, Sir.
no, we don't.	Well, now we've got to figure that out first don't we?
and do we know which of the fifty-seven buildings wally brown is in?	No, we don't.
wally brown.	And do we know which of the fifty-seven buildings Wally Brown is in?
and who are we auditioning for today?	Wally Brown.
to my audition.	And who are we auditioning for today?
nothing... i don't like being out in the open like this.	It must be just so pathetic being you. Sure Billy, grab your dog we'll eat in the van.
what's  the matter now?	Nothing... I don't like being out in the open like this.
keep her from gettin' in trouble, that's all.	What's  the matter now?
yeah, what for?	Keep her from gettin' in trouble, that's all.
gotta keep an eye on her, that's all.	Yeah, what for?
you're so easy.	Gotta keep an eye on her, that's all.
my next delivery is up that way, so i'll be getting down to it real soon.	You're so easy.
no, no, no, i told you. they're fine. they're all real happy.	My next delivery is up that way, so I'll be getting down to it real soon.
yeah, sure. look what happened to them.	No, no, no, I told you. They're fine. They're all real happy.
to get rid of this god-awful feeling.	Right then.
so, you came to see if he's out there?	To get rid of this god-awful feeling.
well ... it's the second one i've had, but they were both the same......they start out that i'm in here but it's not day or night. it's kinda half night, but it looks just like this except for the light, but i'm scared like i can't tell ya. of all people you're standing right over there by that counter. you're in both dreams and you're scared. i get even more frightened when i see how afraid you are and then i realize what it is - there's a man...in back of this place. he's the one ... he's the one that's doing it. i can see him through the wall. i can see his face and i hope i never see that face ever outside a dream.	So, you came to see if he's out there?
okay, so you had a dream about this place. tell me.	Well ... it's the second one I've had, but they were both the same......they start out that I'm in here but it's not day or night. It's kinda half night, but it looks just like this except for the light, but I'm scared like I can't tell ya. Of all people you're standing right over there by that counter. You're in both dreams and you're scared. I get even more frightened when I see how afraid you are and then I realize what it is - there's a man...in back of this place. He's the one ... he's the one that's doing it. I can see him through the wall. I can see his face and I hope I never see that face ever outside a dream.
you see what i mean...	Okay, so you had a dream about this place. Tell me.
oh boy.	You see what I mean...
i had a dream about this place.	Oh boy.
go ahead.	I had a dream about this place.
it's kind of embarrassing but,	Go ahead.
okay. why this denny's?	It's kind of embarrassing but,
this denny's.	Okay. Why this Denny's?
to denny's? i wasn't going to say anything, but why denny's?	This Denny's.
i just wanted to come here.	To Denny's? I wasn't going to say anything, but why Denny's?
why did you want to go to breakfast if you're not hungry?	I just wanted to come here.
palmdale.	Damn, that's a long drive.
where at?	Palmdale.
yeah ... and they both use the same address.	Where at?
interesting.	Yeah ... and they both use the same address.
nope, not yet. their fingerprints don't match up anywhere.	Interesting.
find out who they are?	Nope, not yet. Their fingerprints don't match up anywhere.
well he said...  you know in his way... you know what i mean? besides the guy gettin' rolled up under the kids car which busted him up pretty bad, there was this little knife-like torn piece of metal, you know, off the car body, rolled out and slid up through this guy's neck and just kinda slit his aorta, you know, but they didn't find it right away, so the guy's losin' a lot of blood, you know, to the brain - all this time cause it was just like this thin little puncture wound on the surface of his neck that kinda sealed itself, he said, while inside the aorta is bleedin' pretty steady all that time. so, dr. scott's laughin' you know like he does 'cause he knows we want to talk to this guy. he's laughin' you know and shakin'... son of a bitch couldn't stop laughin'... it was kinda contagious 'cause pretty soon we were all laughin'...the nurse was laughin'. you know how he is.	Find out who they are?
oh yeah.	Well he said...  you know in his way... you know what I mean? Besides the guy gettin' rolled up under the kids car which busted him up pretty bad, there was this little knife-like torn piece of metal, you know, off the car body, rolled out and slid up through this guy's neck and just kinda slit his aorta, you know, but they didn't find it right away, so the guy's losin' a lot of blood, you know, to the brain - all this time cause it was just like this thin little puncture wound on the surface of his neck that kinda sealed itself, he said, while inside the aorta is bleedin' pretty steady all that time. So, Dr. Scott's laughin' you know like he does 'cause he knows we want to talk to this guy. He's laughin' you know and shakin'... Son of a bitch couldn't stop laughin'... It was kinda contagious 'cause pretty soon we were all laughin'...the nurse was laughin'. You know how he is.
yeah... just .... dr. scott's got 'im. you remember dr.scott.	Oh yeah.
the one of 'em still alive?	Yeah... just .... Dr. Scott's got 'im. You remember Dr.Scott.
handstitched italian. filled with phony credit cards ... off the two guys in the caddy.	The one of 'em still alive?
nice wallets.	Handstitched Italian. Filled with phony credit cards ... off the two guys in the Caddy.
no. could be someone's missin' maybe.	That's what I'm thinkin'.
could be...any of those dead kids wearin' pearl earrings?	No. Could be someone's missin' maybe.
could be unrelated.	Could be...any of those dead kids wearin' pearl earrings?
yeah, they showed me	Could be unrelated.
the boys found this on the floor in back of the caddy.	Yeah, they showed me
two men... two guns in the caddy.	The boys found this on the floor in back of the Caddy.
sammy thinks the caddy had stopped along the shoulder ... man up the road said he saw two cars drag racin'...then you got that blind corner.	Two men... two guns in the Caddy.
yeah.	Sammy thinks the Caddy had stopped along the shoulder ... man up the road said he saw two cars drag racin'...then you got that blind corner.
you feel it?	Yeah.
it was just a thing. the story made you laugh.	Yeah, that's a funny story.
oh, things aren't so bad. gee, i hope you're not goin' to get in any trouble.	It was just a thing. The story made you laugh.
yeah, look at my digs ... times are tough.	Oh, things aren't so bad. Gee, I hope you're not goin' to get in any trouble.
hardly.	Yeah, look at my digs ... times are tough.
making ends meet, huh.	Hardly.
well, not much ed. just doin' some stuff for this guy.	Making ends meet, huh.
unreal ... so, you're looking good. whatcha doin' these days?	Well, not much Ed. Just doin' some stuff for this guy.
so man, that's unheard of ... an accident like that ... who coulda foreseen that.	Unreal ... so, you're looking good. Whatcha doin' these days?
you'll keep your eyes open for me won't you baby?	Sure.
no...	You'll keep your eyes open for me won't you baby?
a brunette? ... maybe beat up?	No...
no.  i haven't seen any.	A brunette? ... maybe beat up?
sure, reach in my shirt pocket there.	No.  I haven't seen any.
no ... thanks though... i'll take a cigarette if you have one.	Sure, reach in my shirt pocket there.
not a coke or anything?	No ... thanks though... I'll take a cigarette if you have one.
not here...no thanks.	Not a coke or anything?
you must come in first place to move on !	Jesus, my legs are asleep. I'll never be able to win this shit.
great.. great. is there any kind of hint or anything ?	Pick with expediency !
so many tubes to get in, only one is the way out.	Great.. great. Is there any kind of hint or anything ?
and now ladies and gentlemen it's time for the fabulous crocodile show !	Great ! You couldn't be a fan of Dolphins or some other less threatening animal.
that's it folks for the demon boat ride.... everybody off. watch your hands and feet.	Where's the dock ?
i'll do the standard research and have them in by midnight, pending any unforseen problems.	Good. Nice to see you, Bruce. Johnny.
good morning. what do you have today ?	I have an embezzler and his accomplice.
i'm an investment banker. i see blood bathes everyday. besides, mine is not to question why, min is but to do or die.	No one has a gun to your head.
doesn't it bother you to see this kind of brutal death ? i mean , i can understand the old man's infatuation with the stuff, but not you.	I'm an investment banker. I see blood bathes everyday. Besides, mine is not to question why, min is but to do or die.
is that it ?	Yeah, I'd say that's it.
well, i'll see you at the next staff party.	Bye....
yeah a real shame.	Well, I'll see you at the next staff party.
that's a shame.	Yeah a real shame.
apparently pretty high, we just got a new ceo last week.	That's a shame.
well, surprise, surprise, i've been on the payroll for several years now. i still have an office and secretary. no one even batted an eyelash. do you realize what the high turnover is in a multi corporation bank in new york ?	Apparently pretty high, we just got a new CEO last week.
that was eleven years ago.	Well, surprise, surprise, I've been on the payroll for several years now. I still have an office and secretary. No one even batted an eyelash. Do you realize what the high turnover is in a multi corporation bank in New York ?
i work here, remember ?	That was eleven years ago.
what are you doing here ?	I work here, remember ?
just stop it. end it here.	It'll end. It'll end with him and McCay. Then the park shuts down. Permanently.
what about you ?	There's one more person here for me to visit.
what was that ?	Girder, watch your head.
yes.	What was that ?
do you know where you're going ?	Yes.
i don't get it.	It's poison gas, this is the antidote. Drink it.
where are we going ?	The Brooklyn Bridge.
you don't. it's random, there no trick.	Great...
okay mr inventor, how do we avoid it ?	You don't. It's random, there no trick.
yeah, real cute. the storm is fake, but the lightening is real.	Okay Mr Inventor, how do we avoid it ?
this is cute.	Yeah, real cute. The storm is fake, but the lightening is real.
let's go.	This is cute.
if we can get to through the next room, we'll be at a junction for a power grid.	Let's go.
you okay ?	Fine...
okay.	You okay ?
just remember, hold your breath as long as you can. then go right over to that corner. the door will open and go in and up.	Okay.
it wasn't my fault. i was just part of a team. i was doing my job...	So was I. So don't give me any shit. Your business is just as bad. At least I'm up front about it. You kill people slowly. Your corporate take overs can decimate a families livelihood over a year sometimes two. Now you know how it feels.
know what ? that it was your fault ?	It wasn't my fault. I was just part of a team. I was doing my job...
i wanted to let his family know....	Know what ? That it was your fault ?
you didn't think about it did you ? i read your file. it said you had a nervous breakdown.	I wanted to let his family know....
i... i .....	You didn't think about it did you ? I read your file. It said you had a nervous breakdown.
what do you do with the company, if i might ask ?	I'm in charge of the conversions.  When First Bank buys another smaller bank, I'm in charge of converting them to our systems and way of doing things.
how can you just take a life ? i mean it's a life, life is so precious.  how does it feel ?	What do you do with the company, if I might ask ?
this is new york. no one notices anyone. not even when someone disappears. at first it was the guy who was caught trying to steal mccay's jag. then it was dirty accountants that tried to walk away with millions. the old man got such a rush from it, i thought that he would start trying to send me people who used the copier after hours.	How can you just take a life ? I mean it's a life, life is so precious.  How does it feel ?
doesn't anyone notice all the people missing ?	This is New York. No one notices anyone. Not even when someone disappears. At first it was the guy who was caught trying to steal McCay's Jag. Then it was dirty accountants that tried to walk away with millions. The Old Man got such a rush from it, I thought that he would start trying to send me people who used the copier after hours.
i've since changed my mind. i designed this place, based on my belief that i was doing what the legal system couldn't or wouldn't do. mccay had the company buy the property and they pay the bills. it's a tax write off. on the books everything looks kosher. i have an office on 5th that i haven't seen in ten years.	Doesn't anyone notice all the people missing ?
and you believe that ?	I've since changed my mind. I designed this place, based on my belief that I was doing what the legal system couldn't or wouldn't do. McCay had the company buy the property and they pay the bills. It's a tax write off. On the books everything looks kosher. I have an office on 5th that I haven't seen in ten years.
mccay had a lot money done into researching psychological reactions to questions that are seemingly unrelated, but reveal everything. like criminal impulses, homicidal impulses.....	And you believe that ?
what do you mean ?	McCay had a lot money done into researching psychological reactions to questions that are seemingly unrelated, but reveal everything. Like criminal impulses, homicidal impulses.....
there's more to it than trying to see if you'd steal from the company or if you'd lie or cheat.	What do you mean ?
yeah, everyone has to when they get hired.	There's more to it than trying to see if you'd steal from the company or if you'd lie or cheat.
there are other things too. they had everyone start taking those psych tests. did they make you take one ?	Yeah, everyone has to when they get hired.
so you may have been duped this whole time. killing innocent people, that must make you feel ..., how does it feel ?	There are other things too. They had everyone start taking those psych tests. Did they make you take one ?
it was there, clear as day. i saw the computer records. matthew has been fed wiring money to his personal account.  i just knew something was wrong.	So you may have been duped this whole time. Killing innocent people, that must make you feel ..., how does it feel ?
then how come matt and i showed up as guilty ?	It was there, clear as day. I saw the computer records. Matthew has been fed wiring money to his personal account.  I just knew something was wrong.
i do a very thorough background check. i go through police files, personel files, anything.	Then how come Matt and I showed up as guilty ?
but how do you know if the people are guilty ?	I do a very thorough background check. I go through police files, personel files, anything.
i was lured by all the money and i truly did convince myself that what i did was for justice. since then, mccay has wanted to put anyone he can down here.	But how do you know if the people are guilty ?
he hired you to build this place ?	I was hired in and started to do the boring old work routine. I was originally brought in as a technical advisor. First Bank had sponsored my scholarships.
i just graduated from m.i.t. in engineering. that's when john mccay hired me.	He hired you to build this place ?
do you have something better to talk about ?	I just graduated from M.I.T. in engineering. That's when John McCay hired me.
is this really the time ?	Do you have something better to talk about ?
why did you build this whole place ?	Is this really the time ?
excuse me ?	Why did you build this whole place ?
so why this ?	Excuse me ?
how long till the room fills ?	I'd say about thirty to forty minutes. Give or take a few.
once the room depletes it's oxygen, we have about 30 seconds, then a door opens on the bottom over there. then we swim out.	How long till the room fills ?
obviously, but what's the way out ?	Once the room depletes it's oxygen, we have about 30 seconds, then a door opens on the bottom over there. Then we swim out.
we drown.	Obviously, but what's the way out ?
what's the trick here ?	We drown.
i'm listening.	At the subway station, we can get into a power duct that my little shit head of an assistant doesn't know about.
look, there's another train. they'll send it through here. you're fucked if you don't stop and listen to me.	I'm listening.
not listening !	Look, there's another train. They'll send it through here. You're fucked if you don't STOP and listen to me.
it won't take them that long to figure out we weren't on the train when it wrecked.	Not listening !
hey ! i'm still your best chance to get out of here alive.	You've been doing a bang up job so far. Right now Matt is probably dead and it's your fault.
i'm not listening.	Hey ! I'm still your best chance to get out of here alive.
so you're telling me you were set up ? i knew something was wrong.	I'm not listening.
then he isn't embezzling either is he ?	Why would he ? His parents are rich.
no ! i wouldn't do that.	Then he isn't embezzling either is he ?
then you didn't give him any passwords of any kind ?	NO ! I wouldn't do that.
i'm not boffing matthew !	Then you didn't give him any passwords of any kind ?
if you hadn't started boffing that weasel with an attitude, you wouldn't be here.	I'M NOT BOFFING MATTHEW !
look i don't even wanna know how i got in this mess. i just want out. it has nothing to do with me.	If you hadn't started boffing that weasel with an attitude, you wouldn't be here.
you took an awful big risk back there.	Look I don't even wanna know how I got in this mess. I just want out. It has nothing to do with me.
what ?	You took an awful big risk back there.
hey ! hey ! i'm talking to you !	What ?
what are you doing ?	I'm leaving.
mccay knows ?	Knows ? He watches every "Guest" on tape. This whole place is here for his sick amusement. And no so are we.
it's a tax write off for john c. mccay.	McCay knows ?
first bank ? but how ?	It's a tax write off for John C. McCay.
it's called murderland. it's paid for by first bank.	First Bank ? But how ?
who the hell are you anyway ? what is this place ?	It's called Murderland. It's paid for by First Bank.
i'm working on it.	Who the hell are you anyway ? What is this place ?
so what do we do ?	I'm working on it.
no where. we've got about seven minutes before this thing slams into a concrete wall.	So what do we do ?
so where does this lead ?	No where. We've got about seven minutes before this thing slams into a concrete wall.
come on, it works.	Give me a fucking.....
there's enough force to push you twenty feet in the air. it won't kill you, but it will hurt.	You have issues. I mean you have some serious issues that need to be ironed out.
now what the hell are we supposed to do ?	We have to climb up that.
how do we get out of this room ?	We wait. This is an elevator.
now where do we go ?	I don't know.
maybe not, but he is and fucking him makes you an accessory. he stole your passwords.	I'm not fucking him..
embezzling ? i'm not embezzling !	Maybe not, but he is and fucking him makes you an accessory. He stole your passwords.
you're both embezzling. i saw the records.	Embezzling ? I'm not embezzling !
you said we were criminals, what did you mean ?	You're both embezzling. I saw the records.
why should i ?	You said we were criminals, what did you mean ?
why don't you tell us what the fuck is going on ?	Why should I ?
leave him, he's dead.	No !
what about matt ?	Leave him, he's dead.
why should we trust you ?	I made this place..... now listen to me. I'll get out of this room, we have bigger troubles than this....
where are we ?	No time. Get him up.
what's going on ?	Please don't be alarmed, Ma'am.
you have 43 unpaid parking tickets, sir. you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can & will be held.....	What's going on ?
he's the liaison for mccay. listen go. go now.	Don't have to tell me twice.
where ?	In the jail cell is a spiral staircase. It leads to the surface. Take it all the way up.
almost. look, you two get out of here.	Where ?
is it over ?	Almost. Look, you two get out of here.
knock yourself out.	Thanks...
this probably isn't the bet time, but i really have to pee. can i pee ?	Knock yourself out.
you okay ?	Ow...
what the fuck are you talking about.	Swimming, you know, like in water, moron.
hey, try swimming. it works.	What the fuck are you talking about.
issues ??? this guy has the damn subscription to every psychotic issue i've ever heard of.	That's cute asshole.
that's not to tough.	Look...
why don't you tell us a little about yourself ?	Look pipsqueak, I'm having a real bad day here and we're just starting.
it's fine thanks.	Why don't you tell us a little about yourself ?
an elevator ?	Yeah, we're about a hundred an fifty feet below the subway stations. We're heading a little higher up now.
the room has sound sensors. if you wake it up, it breathes fire.	You were one of those guys that played Dungeons & Dragons with real swords, weren't you.
are you hunting wabbits ?	The room has sound sensors. If you wake it up, it breathes fire.
be very, very quiet...	Are you hunting wabbits ?
so what happened ? did you have a real bad theme park experience as a kid and this is your revenge ?	Be very, very quiet...
a dragon.	So what happened ? Did you have a real bad theme park experience as a kid and this is your revenge ?
what's next walt ?	A dragon.
i thought you made this place ?	I did, but this room has four exits and only one opens, it's up to them in the control room. There's one right over there. The exit light is on, but he can change it.
i'd get out of the water if i were you.	Why ?
that's nice.  i think i lost my wallet.	I'd get out of the water if I were you.
is it over ?	Not quite....
give me one good reason why i don't plug you right here, right now ?	Because of my charming personality ?
hey buddy, thanks for the help back there !	I don't help criminals.
either you'll be shot with bullets, impaled with a large spike, or nailed like a super model. basically you're fucked any way you go.	And that's different than this because...... ?
okay, now i'm worried. what exactly is on the other side of the door ?	Either you'll be shot with bullets, impaled with a large spike, or nailed like a super model. Basically you're fucked any way you go.
wait for what ? i don't wanna alarm you but we'll be the special at the international house of pancakes in about five minutes !	Trust me, if you open any door, you'll be dead a whole lot sooner.
no ! don't open any of them ! they're all wrong. just wait.	Wait for what ? i don't wanna alarm you but we'll be the special at the International House of Pancakes in about five minutes !
ouch !!! goddammit that hurts !!!!	I told him not to sit down in there.....
who are you anyway ? what the hell is this ?	Just shut the fuck up.
no. don't. you'll get a shock from hell if you touch that seat.	Who are you anyway ? What the hell is this ?
kojak here is arresting me for unpaid parking tickets.	43 unpaid parking tickets, sir.
that's very funny, sir. you are under arrest.	Hey , Hey !
yes, can i help you ? maybe a donut or something ?	That's very funny, sir. You are under arrest.
are you matthew parker ?	Yes, can I help you ? Maybe a donut or something ?
you think i'm that easy, bitch ?	For once in your life, shut the fuck up.
why don't you just stop fucking around and just die !	I'm sick of playing. I've got a better idea.
a real criminal.... i still think that's our in... what about her ?	Checking........
yeah, but we're talking 43.	A real criminal.... I still think that's our in... What about her ?
parking tickets ? that's it ?	Yeah, but we're talking 43.
checking..... hah ! he has a shit load of unpaid parking tickets...	Parking tickets ? That's it ?
any priors ? any police record ?	Checking..... Hah ! He has a shit load of unpaid parking tickets...
matthew lives on the upper west side, kinda posh for a temp don't you think ?	Any priors ? Any police record ?
yeah, maybe.... let's start the background checks. let's see where they live and what kind of security systems....	Matthew lives on the Upper West Side, kinda posh for a temp don't you think ?
he probably has a history of this shit.	Yeah, maybe.... Let's start the background checks. Let's see where they live and what kind of security systems....
he already had a balance of $600,000.	He probably has a history of this shit.
so ?	He already had a balance of $600,000.
i see here that this guy has made deposits into his own account for the last four months. each one in the amount of $100,000. he then puts in deposits into his girlfriends account.	So ?
i just want to double check the facts.	I see here that this guy has made deposits into his own account for the last four months. Each one in the amount of $100,000. He then puts in deposits into his girlfriends account.
what's wrong ?	I just want to double check the facts.
you did.	That's right. Now who needs to trust who ? Trust me, when you're ready to work the controls, I'll put you in the hot seat.
and who bailed you out when a hit was put on you, you sorry sack of shit. who put you up ? who gave you a job ?	You did.
i made my bones on the street, you know. i did riglioni in his own house. i was made in the family, okay.	And who bailed you out when a hit was put on you, you sorry sack of shit. Who put you up ? Who gave you a job ?
no.	I made my bones on the street, you know. I did Riglioni in his own house. I was made in the Family, okay.
i've been working with you for four years, don't you think that's worthy of at least one turn at the controls ?	No.
not down here. i'll start trusting you when i feel there the time is right. it's not personal, it's just survival.	I've been working with you for four years, don't you think that's worthy of at least one turn at the controls ?
respect is earned not given away, trust is given away to anybody.	Not down here. I'll start trusting you when I feel there the time is right. It's not personal, it's just survival.
trust is earned not given away.	RESPECT is earned not given away, trust is given away to anybody.
look, you're going to have to start trusting me sometime. i am a trustworthy person.	Trust is earned not given away.
when you are ready.	Look, you're going to have to start trusting me sometime. I am a trustworthy person.
when will that be ?	When you are ready.
when i think you're ready.	When will that be ?
here. am i ever going to get to run the controls for one these capers ?	When I think you're ready.
hand me the 3/8ths.	Here. Am I ever going to get to run the controls for one these capers ?
johnny, let's get the cleanup started.	You've got it boss. One more mangled body to the East River, coming up !
stop the hydraulics.	Got it.
i said no.	Stop the hydraulics.
but, he's...	I said NO.
not yet.	But, he's...
he'll never get it right. try the log ride !	Not yet.
never underestimate a man who cheats on his taxes. his file says he is an avid jogger.	You've got to be kidding me ! His lazy ass couldn't win the special Olympics.
it's my control board and i don't want it acting squirrelly because you dropped a few crumbs into the keyboard, no put the shit away.	Yes, sir Mom.
what ? are you my mother ?	It's my control board and I don't want it acting squirrelly because you dropped a few crumbs into the keyboard, no put the shit away.
don't eat at the console.	What ? Are you my mother ?
what ?	Don't eat at the console.
don't.	What ?
let's just see if he can make it into round two....	Don't.
i didn't think he'd make it past scraps.	Let's just see if he can make it into round two....
if you want, i can fire you and have someone else who has the balls terminate these worthless people. which will it be ?	We will start work on it now sir.
sir, i came from the chicago offices myself, and if i may say, sir, there are still some very good....	If you want, I can fire you and have someone else who has the balls terminate these worthless people. Which will it be ?
fire the whole division. we're moving more of the operations division into manhattan anyway. whoever is left over from the conversion is no longer needed. we already have all the key people here. anyone else is expendable.	Sir, I came from the Chicago offices myself, and if I may say, sir, there are still some very good....
excuse me, sir ?	Fire the whole division. We're moving more of the operations division into Manhattan anyway. Whoever is left over from the conversion is no longer needed. We already have all the key people here. Anyone else is expendable.
fire the whole division.	Excuse me, sir ?
well ?	Fire the whole division.
sir ? we're moving them right along as fast as we can.	Have that tape on my desk tomorrow morning.  First.... thing...
fantastic ! a little faster sweetheart.	Sir ? We're moving them right along as fast as we can.
yes sir. it will be the best of your collection, i assure you.	Fantastic ! A little faster sweetheart.
not you zach.  remember, my wife is asleep upstairs, dear.  zach, am i gonna like what i see on this tape ? is it the grandest of all the park's tapes ?	Yes sir. It will be the best of your collection, I assure you.
sir ?	Not you Zach.  Remember, my wife is asleep upstairs, dear.  Zach, am I gonna like what I see on this tape ? Is it the grandest of all the Park's tapes ?
one moment dear...	Sir ?
better, sir.	One moment dear...
is it as good as i hope it is ?	Better, sir.
good, sir.	Is it as good as I hope it is ?
zach, my boy ! how is tonights adventure going ?	Good, sir.
zachary.	Zach, my boy ! How is tonights adventure going ?
sir, this is not like firing any employee. we can't predict what will happen.	That my boy, is the best part. Life on top of the world is boring... predictable. If I wanted life without chances, I never would have paid for Murderland. Now go. Make a formal proposal and see about the assistant. Find out if it's viable.
yes, do you think he would like a raise and a new position ?	Sir, this is not like firing any employee. We can't predict what will happen.
john, sir.	Yes, do you think he would like a raise and a new position ?
do you think the assistant, what's his name...	John, sir.
what then sir ? what would we do with the park with out bruce ?	Do you think the assistant, what's his name...
i'm willing to bet that even the creator can't out wit his creation.	What then sir ? What would we do with the park with out Bruce ?
sir, he created the park. he would know how to circumvent any of the traps.	I'm willing to bet that even the creator can't out wit his creation.
i'll bet that would be the park run of the century !	Sir, he created the Park. He would know how to circumvent any of the traps.
sir ?	I'll bet that would be the Park run of the century !
what if we were to put bruce into the park as a guest ?	Sir ?
what do you mean sir ?	What if we were to put Bruce into the Park as a Guest ?
i propose we consider a hostile take over. perhaps ol' bruce is in need of a new job opportunity.	What do you mean sir ?
bruce may still refuse. it is my belief that he is becoming more belligerent.	I propose we consider a hostile take over. Perhaps Ol' Bruce is in need of a new job opportunity.
that mail room kid was the longest lasting "guest" yet ! maybe we can alter the computer records and make another "guest" from the more athletic of our staff.	Bruce may still refuse. It is my belief that he is becoming more belligerent.
yes sir. it turns out we put an innocent man into the "park" and he was not the one who stole from the stamp machine. that is also about the time when bruce began refusing.	That mail room kid was the longest lasting "guest" yet ! Maybe we can alter the computer records and make another "guest" from the more athletic of our staff.
what about that time when the mail room kid was accused of stealing and we put him in the "park" ? wasn't that a computer glitch ?	Yes sir. It turns out we put an innocent man into the "park" and he was not the one who stole from the stamp machine. That is also about the time when Bruce began refusing.
that's right, sir. he does a thorough background check and if he finds them to be criminal or guilty of embezzlement, then he will put them in the park. he has refused the last three suggested "guests".	What about that time when the mail room kid was accused of stealing and we put him in the "Park" ? Wasn't that a computer glitch ?
i don't believe ol' bruce is having as much fun with this as he once did. he still insists on the "guests" being of the more nefarious type.	That's right, sir. He does a thorough background check and if he finds them to be criminal or guilty of embezzlement, then he will put them in the park. He has refused the last three suggested "guests".
but sir, most of the people we are putting into the "park" are accountants that embezzle or investment bankers. they are not known for their physical or intellectual prowess.	I don't believe Ol' Bruce is having as much fun with this as he once did. He still insists on the "guests" being of the more nefarious type.
i want more action. i want to see more ingenuity than that. i want to see the injured man out wit the machines !	But sir, most of the people we are putting into the "Park" are accountants that embezzle or investment bankers. They are not known for their physical or intellectual prowess.
i had suggested that they tone down the program so that the "guests" might take longer to expire.	I want more action. I want to see more ingenuity than that. I want to see the injured man out wit the machines !
that was rather.... disappointing.	I had suggested that they tone down the program so that the "guests" might take longer to expire.
son, let's watch the tape.	That was rather.... disappointing.
thank you, sir. i was really hoping for shares, or possibly cash... but this, this is really personal.	Son, let's watch the tape.
thank you, sir.	Thank you, sir. I was really hoping for shares, or possibly cash... but this, this is really personal.
i have entrusted you with a great many things. in your tenure with this company you have seen and heard things that could upset the very economic world in which we live. i think this kind of loyalty should be rewarded.	Thank you, sir.
yes sir.	I have entrusted you with a great many things. In your tenure with this company you have seen and heard things that could upset the very economic world in which we live. I think this kind of loyalty should be rewarded.
zach my boy, i can spend your yearly salary in a blink. i have had that kind of money all of my life. if i wanted to, i could fly to paris for the afternoon.  my father formed this company over seventy years ago. when my brother became mentally challenged, it was put in my charge. now running a bank of this size is very stressful. i need to relax on what little down time i have. a yacht club will not quite make my blood pressure decline. understand ?	Yes sir.
i make roughly four hundred thousand a year.	Zach my boy, I can spend your yearly salary in a blink. I have had that kind of money all of my life. If I wanted to, I could fly to Paris for the afternoon.  My father formed this company over seventy years ago. When my brother became mentally challenged, it was put in my charge. Now running a bank of this size is very stressful. I need to relax on what little down time I have. A yacht club will not quite make my blood pressure decline. Understand ?
and how much do we pay you annually ?	I make roughly four hundred thousand a year.
i am thirty two.	And how much do we pay you annually ?
zach, how old are you, son ?	I am thirty two.
while i am not morally against these little, shall we say "hobbies", as long as i am on the payroll, but why not something like a yacht club ?	Zach, how old are you, son ?
of course.	While I am not morally against these little, shall we say "hobbies", as long as I am on the payroll, but why not something like a yacht club ?
thank you , sir. sir, may i ask you a question ?	Of course.
i have to say, that i am glad you are such an amazing kiss ass.	Thank you , sir. Sir, may I ask you a question ?
yes sir, i do. last night's, fresh from the park.	I have to say, that I am glad you are such an amazing kiss ass.
perhaps it was. i was in boarding school for so many years, it's hard to remember. do you have the tape of the latest exploits from my favorite hobby ?	Yes sir, I do. Last night's, fresh from the Park.
i thought that was darwin, sir. or perhaps nietzsche ?	Perhaps it was. I was in boarding school for so many years, it's hard to remember. Do you have the tape of the latest exploits from my favorite hobby ?
relax, son. they'll learn in time that you don't fuck with first bank. this is the real deal and we aim to keep it strong. my daddy always told me that only the strong survive.	I thought that was Darwin, sir. Or perhaps Nietzsche ?
not that well sir. i believe we have a few too many soft hearts in the building. did we aquire a bank from chicago or a charity ?	Relax, son. They'll learn in time that you don't fuck with First Bank. This is the real deal and we aim to keep it strong. My Daddy always told me that Only The Strong Survive.
zachory ! my boy, how goes the carnage down on 44 ?	Not that well sir. I believe we have a few too many soft hearts in the building. Did we aquire a bank from Chicago or a charity ?
go in there ? what if bruce finds you ?	Yeah, right. He's stuck all the way over here
i don't know. i think that a power grid just needs reset. don't get your panties in a bunch. i'll go down and reset it.	Go in there ? What if Bruce finds you ?
how can this happen ?	I don't know. I think that a power grid just needs reset. Don't get your panties in a bunch. I'll go down and reset it.
the power went out in half the park.	How can this happen ?
what happened ?	The power went out in half the park.
what the ... ?	What happened ?
so what's next ? no one's ever made it this far before.	He's got two chices.either it's the Bowling Alley from Hell or Alice in Murderland. See this ? Even Bruce knows that no one can make it out of here in one piece.
okay, i have five that says this is it for them.	I think I'll see hat action.
thank you very much.	Goddamn it Bruce, you've cost me about thirty dollars so far.
ach ! how will you know if they've made it ?	The room will fill to the top, then if they wind up in the next room, they lived, if not, they're dead.
<<belch>>	Ach ! How will you know if they've made it ?
that is repugnant. you have the habits of a goat.	<<belch>>
there ! there ! did you see ! they're still alive !	I can see that but where ?
yes. i think he's feeling sick or something.	There ! There ! Did you see ! They're still alive !
was that the old man ?	Yes. I think he's feeling sick or something.
i don't know. maybe we should watch the tape to be sure.	You're paying the bills.
shit, i forgot about them. well, i guess the boss man wasn't as tough as i thought.	I don't know. Maybe we should watch the tape to be sure.
look ! look !	Shit, I forgot about them. Well, I guess the boss man wasn't as tough as I thought.
look he figured it out !	I can see your small business ! Look at it it's so small.
maybe you should get over fears.	Well, Mr. Parker it seems that your is not the wardrobe of choice tonight. I'm quite confident that my tie is looking better than yours.
aren't you going to switch exits on him again ?	Why ? The crocks are all going for the dead crock. There's no fun in it. Besides we've got plenty more for them. The night is young....
i've got five bucks that says someone dies here and now.	I'll see that bet.
i have a turn for the worse for the team !	I do believe Mr. McCray will be most pleased with the tape of this one.
what's next ?	I have a turn for the worse for the team !
will he make it out ?	Of course, this one's a gimme. Just be patient, even Ol' Bruce can't outwit some of these traps.
we can't afford too many surprises.	He'll never make it out of the park alive. I promise you that....
he must have had a gun stashed. god damn it !	We can't afford too many surprises.
what was that ?	He must have had a gun stashed. God damn it !
i don't know.....	What was that ?
what is bruce doing ?	I don't know.....
bruce has just awaken.	What ?????
we should have another fifteen minutes at least.	Bruce has just awaken.
how long till the drug wears off ?	We should have another fifteen minutes at least.
aren't you the bitter one.	How long till the drug wears off ?
just a temp who pissed me off and a girl who turned me down for the night of her life.	Aren't you the bitter one.
so who are these people with the boss ?	Just a temp who pissed me off and a girl who turned me down for the night of her life.
i had hoped you would say that. i have a proposal for you.....	I'm listening.
no i am not.	I had hoped you would say that. I have a proposal for you.....
are you happy with your salary and position ?	No I am not.
we can't.	Are you happy with your salary and position ?
i didn't think even this company could afford to write off enough to build a new "park".	We can't.
have you ever considered running your own "park" ? i mean, since you will not be returning to your former profession.	I didn't think even this company could afford to write off enough to build a new "Park".
then what do you want ?	Have you ever considered running your own "Park" ? I mean, since you will not be returning to your former profession.
no. i am not a homosexual.	Then what do you want ?
what are you looking for ? a blow job ?	No. I am not a homosexual.
i thought, and correct me if i'm wrong, but weren't you trying to play both sides ?	What are you looking for ? A blow job ?
there was a bit of confusion on one of my last jobs.	I thought, and correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you trying to play both sides ?
might i ask why you no longer work for the mob ?	There was a bit of confusion on one of my last jobs.
i was.	Might I ask why you no longer work for the mob ?
only that you were one of the finest hit men in the mob. that if you wanted a good clean kill, that johnny tortelli was the man for the job.	I was.
what did you hear ?	Only that you were one of the finest hit men in the mob. That if you wanted a good clean kill, that Johnny Tortelli was the man for the job.
no. i was just curious if what i heard about you is true ?	What did you hear ?
he's been expecting you.	No. I was just curious if what I heard about you is true ?
we have new "guests" for the park. i have a file on them. may i see bruce ?	He's been expecting you.
hey, mr. executive. buy you a drink sailor ?	We have new "guests" for the park. I have a file on them. May I see Bruce ?
he has a phone pole sticking in his chest, i think we don't need an autopsy.	I'm just looking for our best interests. May I have the tapes, Bruce ?
why don't you shut up now.	I'm going to go ahead and go now.
no sir. i was just getting , well you know. water. we weren't talking about sex or anything else except star wars. just saying hello. i think i'm gonna go now.	Why don't you shut up now.
no.	Well, I think if you take several lines out of context, Star Wars becomes a very sexual movie. I mean listen to this.  "Luke, at that speed will you be able to pull out in time ?" or "You came in that thing ? You're braver than I thought".
ow. son of a .....  did i ever tell you my theory on star wars as porn ?	No.
of course i am. i feel the testosterone coursing through my veins.  now that i've gotten the stitches removed from my arm and the chiropractor fixed my back.	Ow. Son of a .....  Did I ever tell you my theory on Star Wars as Porn ?
hey buddy. you okay ?	Of course I am. I feel the testosterone coursing through my veins.  Now that I've gotten the stitches removed from my arm and the chiropractor fixed my back.
hey good lookin' ! what'cha got cookin' ?	Hey buddy. You okay ?
he was right behind me !	Who was that guy anyway ?
thanks a lot. i always wanted to know what it was like to see my life flash before my eyes for the one hundredth time tonight.	Come to the rescue again I see.
no, idiot. where do we go now ?	Where are we ?
i want to go to sleep for about a month.	No, idiot. Where do we go now ?
what now ?	I want to go to sleep for about a month.
we made it !	What now ?
sweet jesus i never dreamed i'd be glad to see central park at night.	We made it !
i was thinking maybe we should try this dinner thing again, but maybe the epcot version will be open by then....	Sweet Jesus I never dreamed I'd be glad to see Central Park at night.
hey matty, don't wait for me or anything.	I was thinking maybe we should try this dinner thing again, but maybe the Epcot version will be open by then....
are you okay ? any holes ? i mean aside from the one's that nature gave you ?	I'm fine.
it's that asshole zach isn't it ?	Zach from work ?
what ?	Nothing.
i think i'm very quickly getting over my phobia of public urination.	What ?
shut up ! it's me.	I think I'm very quickly getting over my phobia of public urination.
jesus christ ! i'm just a temp for christ sakes !	Shut up ! It's me.
how's your foot ?	"How's your foot" ? This guy tried to kill us and he put us in this place, and you want to know how his foot is ?
you don't have to sound so emphatic.	We just having our first date when you showed up.
i'm talking to you asshole !	Maybe all that testosterone plugs his ears.
the roof is coming down.... hey, you.... which door gets us out of here ??	Which one, this door is locked !
are you okay ?	Fine, fine, I feel like a chicken McNugget.
i think we should follow him...	I just need to sit and think for a second.
hey, you ! what the hell is going on ?	What the hell kind of cop are you ?
hey... did we uhm, you know....	No ! Just get up. This is serious.
wake up, we're in trouble.	Hey... did we uhm, you know....
not now, mom.	Wake up, we're in trouble.
okay, now go under go under it ! shoot vader's tie fighter ! get him get him !	Yahoo !!!!!
my own sit down star wars arcade game. wanna play it ?	Okay, now go under go under it ! Shoot Vader's Tie Fighter ! Get Him Get Him !
actually, i'm more interested in the man behind the wheel more than the manufacturer. so what is it that you have that makes you a materialistic fool ?	My own sit down Star Wars arcade game. Wanna play it ?
would that impress you ? i mean you're the kinda woman that probably has ferrari written all over your personal ad.	Actually, I'm more interested in the man behind the wheel more than the manufacturer. So what is it that you have that makes you a materialistic fool ?
like what, a porsche ? a ferrari ?	Would that impress you ? I mean you're the kinda woman that probably has Ferrari written all over your personal ad.
i just want to have something that's mine, you know ? it's like living off of their money is fun and all. there are certain materialistic needs that i have that can only be satisfied with that extra little scratch.	Like what, a Porsche ? A Ferrari ?
if they're so rich, why are you working at all ?	I just want to have something that's mine, you know ? It's like living off of their money is fun and all. There are certain materialistic needs that I have that can only be satisfied with that extra little scratch.
well, i make good investments, i lead a double life as a secret agent.. i....i ... i have very rich parents. i have always had a lot of money.	If they're so rich, why are you working at all ?
you have a real nice place... how can you afford this working as a temp ?	Well, I make good investments, I lead a double life as a secret agent.. I....I ... I have very rich parents. I have always had a lot of money.
yes, excuse me for a second.	You have a real nice place... how can you afford this working as a temp ?
are you okay ?	Yes, Excuse me for a second.
thank you.	Are you okay ?
what an incredible view !	Thank you.
thanks.	What an incredible view !
thank you, won't you come in ?	Thanks.
hi. i brought some wine.	Thank you, won't you come in ?
hello.	Hi. I brought some wine.
dinner at my place then ? say, seven o'clock ?	Sure.
as appealing as that sounds...	Dinner at my place then ? Say, seven o'clock ?
this is too easy, i mean i had a speech prepared, then i even wore these pants because i could get on my knees to grovel.	As appealing as that sounds...
yes.	This is too easy, I mean I had a speech prepared, then I even wore these pants because I could get on my knees to grovel.
really ? on a date ?	Yes.
yes.	Really ? On a date ?
it's sounds so much better when you say it. i'm semi traditional here, and it's important that i ask. will you go out with me ?	Yes.
do you want to go out with me ?	It's sounds so much better when you say it. I'm semi traditional here, and it's important that I ask. Will you go out with me ?
listen, i was thinking, you know. would you go, it's i think you're...	Do you want to go out with me ?
i've never heard the flintstones reduced to a sexual exploitation quite like that. you're funny.	Listen, I was thinking, you know. Would you go, it's I think you're...
come on, i'm serious. look at wilma. she's this frail little thing, and fred, i mean fred flintstone is this big guy. he has to be hung like a horse, and that's why wilma puts up with his b.s.	I've never heard the Flintstones reduced to a sexual exploitation quite like that. You're funny.
just look at this tie. you could fry an egg off that orange, yow. have you ever considered the jerry garcia line of ties ?	Excuse me, gentlemen
i meant him.	Just look at this tie. You could fry an egg off that orange, yow. Have you ever considered the Jerry Garcia line of ties ?
thank you.	I meant him.
good golly miss molly you are looking good today !	Thank you.
look, miss. i know you're still upset about that incident in chicago, but understand, this is a cut throat business. we don't have time to play nursemaid to every single tom dick and harry.	Maybe we should make the time. Especially considering the sixteen million dollars we have set aside expressly to settle law suits from these very events.
i disagree. i think we should start looking into the severance pay schedules and make sure the people with families can.....	Look, Miss. I know you're still upset about that incident in Chicago, but understand, this is a cut throat business. We don't have time to play nursemaid to every single Tom Dick and Harry.
we start with the top and work our way down. we start with the high salaries and then just let the little people go. no need to make the blue collars go crazy.	I disagree. I think we should start looking into the severance pay schedules and make sure the people with families can.....
four years. i came over from the capitol merger in chicago six months ago.	Were you involved in the incident where that guy killed himself in his office ?  I am sorry. Perhaps we should have dinner tonight to.... discuss your future.
i am equally impressed with your knowledge of the market. how long have you been with the company now ?	Four years. I came over from the Capitol merger in Chicago six months ago.
actually it's down .2 from the last quarters highest, but i think it will pick up.	I am equally impressed with your knowledge of the market. How long have you been with the company now ?
did you see what the first bank stock opened at ? very impressive.	Actually it's down .2 from the last quarters highest, but I think it will pick up.
good morning.	Did you see what the First Bank stock opened at ? Very impressive.
good morning.	Good morning.
no they're not. i wanna be a writer, i wanna be just like you.	Humph, meee?? My dear, this is not a country that rewards poetry, this is a country that rewards gas mileage, besides, people don't read poetry anymore, they watch television. Don't be a poet, be a TV repairman.
oh i doubt it...lectures are notoriously boring.	No they're not. I wanna be a writer, I wanna be just like you.
i'm sure she found your lectures fascinating.	Oh I doubt it...lectures are notoriously boring.
i was drinking a little in those days.  i'm drinking a little these days too.	I'm sure she found your lectures fascinating.
people said she looked like me.	I was drinking a little in those days.  I'm drinking a little these days too.
her name was maggie muldovan.	Ohhhhh.
ucla? my cardigan sweater period.	Her name was Maggie Muldovan.
my mother took this course with you at ucla...&quot;the foundations of poetic thought&quot;.	UCLA? My cardigan sweater period.
no, no, no, i gave it up ten years ago...actually it gave me up.	My mother took this course with you at UCLA...&quot;The Foundations of Poetic Thought&quot;.
do you still teach?	No, no, no, I gave it up ten years ago...actually it gave me up.
oh, just put it over there.	Do you still teach?
umm, where do you want this?	Oh, just put it over there.
are you writing a poem?	No, I'm writing to the phone company because they keep charging me for calls to Caracas, Venezuela...do you know any know anybody in Caracas, Venezuela?
you had to remind me?	Are you writing a poem?
don't mention it.	I don't even know your name.
thank you.	Don't mention it.
yeah, well i don't think you're very grateful. a lot of people in your position would say &quot;thank you&quot;.	THANK YOU.
i don't think you're very polite.	Yeah, well I don't think you're very grateful. A lot of people in your position would say &quot;thank you&quot;.
what are you gonna do? tell them that...a polite person helped carry your bag?	I don't think you're very polite.
put that down, i'll...i'll call the police!	What are you gonna do? Tell them that...a polite person helped carry your bag?
gee, that is a problem.	Put that down, I'll...I'll call the police!
my only problem is that your uncle phil is giving me five bucks to pick you up but i don't get paid 'till delivery.	Gee, that is a problem.
are you suffering from a chemical imbalance or is it just an attitude problem.	My only problem is that your Uncle Phil is giving me five bucks to pick you up but I don't get paid 'till delivery.
well if i was looking for a victim, i definitely wouldn't pick your uncle phil who outweighs me by about 150 pounds, besides, who would i ask for ransom? you??	Are you suffering from a chemical imbalance or is it just an attitude problem.
this is california, anything is possible.	Well if I was looking for a victim, I definitely wouldn't pick your Uncle Phil who outweighs me by about 150 pounds, besides, who would I ask for ransom? You??
hey relax, you think i kidnapped him or something?	This is California, anything is possible.
where is he?? he was supposed to meet me.	Hey relax, you think I kidnapped him or something?
your uncle phil told me.	Where is he?? He was supposed to meet me.
how did you know my name?	Your Uncle Phil told me.
you're vada right?	How did you know my name?
i'm not supposed to talk to strangers, not even nuns.	You're Vada right?
excuse me i asked you a question.	I'm not supposed to talk to strangers, not even nuns.
so charge him with something...who's gonna know?	Me, I'll know!
i'm sorry okay...we gotta find this guy because...he knew vada's mom and he could tell her stuff that no one else knows.	You're still asking me to break the law.
i think the phrase was &quot;sleazoid geek&quot;.	I'm sorry okay...we gotta find this guy because...he knew Vada's mom and he could tell her stuff that no one else knows.
look, sergeant i know i said some things last time that i shouldn't have said at all but...	I think the phrase was &quot;Sleazoid Geek&quot;.
i thought i told you to lose this guy.	Look, sergeant I know I said some things last time that I shouldn't have said at all but...
give us a break. all you have to do is make a phone call.	I thought I told you to lose this guy.
what about giving the other guy a break.	What about living in the real world pal?
well maybe you should join a hippie commune. but let me tell you something. sooner or later it's gonna be your turn to take out the garbage.	What about giving the other guy a break.
what kind of sleazoid geek would turn her in?	I would do it again in a minute.
do you wanna be a hall monitor all your life?	Hello, I'm gonna need this right now...this guy...well we think he might be going after the governor.  Twenty minutes? Fine.
i'm leaving sunday.	Could you hold on for a second?
pommeroy...he may or may not be driving a black 54 ford pickup.  monday.	I'm leaving Sunday.
pommeroy.	Pommeroy...he may or may not be driving a black 54 Ford Pickup.  Monday.
yeah, this is sergeant tanaka from holenbeck, i need a current address for a jeffrey....	Pommeroy.
i'm not authorized to trace licenses for civilians.	His name is Jeffrey Pommeroy and he used to drive a 54 Ford pickup, black with red interior. Please?
suspended from school, my mother??	Everyone was really surprised when Maggie was turned in, she got kicked out for two weeks.
she was the uhh...first girl ever suspended for smoking.	Suspended from school, my mother??
wow, you walked out with my mother?	You kidding? he picks up a picture and shows Vada and Nick
well, we worked on the school paper together. i remember when the legion of decency declared rebel without a cause unfit...boy...that jim backers, what an actor uh? what an actor.	Wow, you walked out with my mother?
what do you remember about her.	Well, we worked on the school paper together. I remember when the Legion of Decency declared Rebel without a Cause unfit...boy...that Jim Backers, what an actor uh? What an actor.
it's too bad about your mom. at least she went peacefully, i've seen a lot of people go out the hard way.	What do you remember about her.
can i see him?	You can do anything you want. You're his sister.
uh huh, a boy, you've got a new brother.	Can I see him?
we have a baby?	Uh huh, a boy, you've got a new brother.
she just had a baby that's all.	We have a baby?
what happened to shelly?	She just had a baby that's all.
i love you too sweetie, bye.	Give my love to Shelly.
okay...bye daddy, i love you.	I love you too sweetie, bye.
oh she's fine...ahh...umm the doctor just...ehh...told her to stay in bed and get a little rest and...'n stay quiet...just...just to make sure that...	Okay...bye daddy, I love you.
i will. how's shelly?	Oh she's fine...ahh...umm the doctor just...ehh...told her to stay in bed and get a little rest and...'n stay quiet...just...just to make sure that...
ask him if he needs a good tuba player.	I will. How's Shelly?
totally.	Ask him if he needs a good tuba player.
totally groovy huh?	Totally.
yeah.	Totally groovy huh?
good! you should go over and watch some ted carson.	Actually, I wanna see Jeffrey Pommeroy.
i just called to say that i'm having a really great time.	Good! You should go over and watch some Ted Carson.
hi honey.	I just called to say that I'm having a really great time.
hi dad.	Hi honey.
hello? sultenfuss parlor.	Hi Dad.
i'll be back in 137 hours.	Have fun.
thanks, i needed that.	I'll be back in 137 hours.
bye dad, i'll miss you.	Thanks, I needed that.
it means...i'm a paranoid nitwit who's never let his baby girl out of his sight for the simple reason he's a paranoid nitwit. so why don't you just say &quot;oh dad&quot; and get on the damn plane already?	Bye Dad, I'll miss you.
what does that mean?	It means...I'm a paranoid nitwit who's never let his baby girl out of his sight for the simple reason he's a paranoid nitwit. So why don't you just say &quot;Oh Dad&quot; and get on the damn plane already?
and no boys, promise me, oh those la people are all so corrupt you'll end up pregnant and on drugs...and don't come running to me when you wake up in the city morgue with a tag on your toe having been beaten up into an unrecognizable pulp by some surfer...and don't make eye contact, it communicates an implied vulnerability.	What does that mean?
no nuns, got it.	And no boys, promise me, oh those LA people are all so corrupt you'll end up pregnant and on drugs...and don't come running to me when you wake up in the city morgue with a tag on your toe having been beaten up into an unrecognizable pulp by some surfer...and DON'T make eye contact, it communicates an implied vulnerability.
what??	I used my own money and got a great deal, it's a Q47NR five day fare, which means that I have to change planes in Dallas and stay over a Saturday.
i already bought a ticket.	What??
honey i know it's fun to think about these things but....	I already bought a ticket.
i think that if i'm old enough to accept a new baby, and if i'm old enough to accept a new room, i'm old enough to go to california.	Honey I know it's fun to think about these things but....
of course.	I think that if I'm old enough to accept a new baby, and if I'm old enough to accept a new room, I'm old enough to go to California.
you were just having a fight about me. wouldn't you like to hear my opinion?	Of course.
was it a nice funeral?	Oh yes, lovely funeral, Gernaldi brothers did a beautiful job, lots of pink roses...I used the white hearse. Hey, how about this flowered wallpaper for your room?
she was talented, but honey i wish i could help you a little more, it's just that your mother and i had kind of a whirlwind courtship, she came to town with this traveling theater group, i proposed on our second date, two weeks later we were married and almost nine months later you were here and she was gone.	Was it a nice funeral?
oh, is there anything else you remember, how did you propose? was it romantic?	Well, I kinda just blurted it out over a root beer float.
okay, we need wallpaper paste.  hey cece!	Oh, is there anything else you remember, how did you propose? Was it romantic?
there's still a big spot on the floor.	Okay, we need wallpaper paste.  Hey Cece!
the collected works of alfred biedermeyer	Her favorite poet.
so you're saying...what are you saying??	Honey, ahh, guys don't wanna appear over anxious, so if you think there's a boy that might like you, let him know that you like him, so he won't feel he's taking such a risk when he's thinking of asking you out.
what boy likes you?	It's just a question, it's not about anybody.
dad, when a boy likes you, does he pretend that he doesn't like you? and if he pretends that he doesn't like you how can you tell that he likes you?	What boy likes you?
seriously.	Great.
seriously?	Seriously.
dad i'm kidding, you can have the room.	Seriously?
oh yeah, right-between the power mower and the weed killer.	Dad I'm kidding, you can have the room.
don't do that, you've got the whole garage.	Oh yeah, right-between the power mower and the weed killer.
hey, why don't you just keep your room and we'll put the baby in the back yard.	Don't do that, you've got the whole garage.
maybe i should just move to china. one kid per family, that way you don't lose your room.	Hey, why don't you just keep your room and we'll put the baby in the back yard.
honey that's very mature, i'm proud of you vada.	Maybe I should just move to China. One kid per family, that way you don't lose your room.
no it's okay, i understand, really.	Honey that's very mature, I'm proud of you Vada.
ahh, strike, not, not bad at all. no, this talk isn't about sex, it's, well there've been a lot of changes, and i know you're upset about losing your room, but the baby's gotta go somewhere.	No it's okay, I understand, really.
she told me too, i mean, she told me she told you about sex, i personally new about sex long before i met shelly.	I figured you did.
shelly's already told me all about sex.	She told me too, I mean, she told me she told you about sex, I personally new about sex long before I met Shelly.
no, i just thought it'd be nice if the two of us had an evening out so we could... talk.	Shelly's already told me all about sex.
you're passing up archie bunker to go bowling, you've gotta have an angle.	No, I just thought it'd be nice if the two of us had an evening out so we could... talk.
me? what makes you think there's something on my mind?	You're passing up Archie Bunker to go bowling, you've gotta have an angle.
so, what's on your mind?	Me? What makes you think there's something on my mind?
well you know what i mean.	So, what's on your mind?
visualize a spare?	Well you know what I mean.
okay, no problem.	Okay thanks, atta girl.
well not far, just down the hall. plus grammoo's room's a lot bigger, and you get a view of the whole neighborhood.	Okay, no problem.
you want me to move?	Well not far, just down the hall. Plus Grammoo's room's a lot bigger, and you get a view of the whole neighborhood.
well the thing is your room is right next door to ours, and so we thought, well, i thought, if you were willing we might move you to grammoo's room, and use your old room for the nursery. see we're gonna be up half the night with a newborn and there'll be a lot of noise....	You want me to move?
do what?	Well the thing is your room is right next door to ours, and so we thought, well, I thought, if you were willing we might move you to Grammoo's room, and use your old room for the nursery. See we're gonna be up half the night with a newborn and there'll be a lot of noise....
i got a card from your uncle phil in los angeles today, said he went body surfing.	I don't know if I can picture Uncle Phil body surfing.
vada, try to scrunch these chairs together a little more.	Dad, I'm trying.  The chairs, they won't scrunch.
maybe he's wet?	Maybe he's hungry.
i'm sorry i couldn't come pick you up honey.	I was pushing as fast as I could.
reason? what reason?	Phil's moving to LA, Grammoo's passing, the baby being born, Vada's report, I think...
oh come on harry, we're talking about five days here.	I really think we're going overboard for just a simple school assignment.
yeah and they forgot to ask for one who wasn't having hormone surges.	Oh come on Harry, we're talking about five days here.
disaster, disaster lurks behind every  palm tree.	You're being narrow-minded.
she is not a child harry, she is a young woman, she's on the brink of...	Disaster, disaster lurks behind every  palm tree.
she can spread her wings, right here in pennsylvania. you don't send a child alone to los angeles, she could come back with her ears pierced, her legs shaved and god knows what else.	She is not a child Harry, she is a young woman, she's on the brink of...
no.	Ah, well, I bought her this huge pumpkin for Halloween, but she couldn't bear to carve it so she saved it for weeks, and it ended up under the Christmas tree.
i told you about the pumpkin didn't i?	No.
how about a nice glass of milk?	And some taco chips so I can dunk.
never heard of him.	How about a nice glass of milk?
well if there was an article about it i'm sure she did. she was always reading.	Yes I know, it runs in the family.  New book?
oh, shell, that's ridiculous, where are my needle nosed pliers?	Listen, if a boy wants to do homework with you, it really means he didn't have nerve to ask you out on a date, so you'll get your homework together and pretend to be studying, and the next thing you know you're ordering pizza and talking about your favorite movie stars.
oh, she's fine, she'll love her new room.	Look we react to every kick this baby gives, maybe Vada's trying to tell us something too.
i don't know if i want to.	Vada I wanna ask you a favor, remember you can absolutely say no if you want to.
well you should at least try a little bit.	Then I'll throw up a little bit.
if i eat it i'll throw up.	Well you should at least try a little bit.
hey you're not eating your meatloaf.	If I eat it I'll throw up.
oh honey, back then...people did crazy things.	They sure did! They got kicked out of school, they married truck drivers...these are my mother's greatest accomplishments? I'm sure glad I came all the way out here to find them out.
are you saying my mother had another husband?	Oh honey, back then...people did crazy things.
ummmmm, look, i...i...	Are you saying my mother had another husband?
what're you saying?	Ummmmm, look, I...I...
oh.  ohhh?	What're you saying?
his name's harry sultenfuss.	Oh.  Ohhh?
thanks.	I remember Maggie...and your Dad too, you know we used to all pile into his old 54 Ford pickup. &quot;Chuck the Truck&quot; we used to call it.
it's okay really, i was just a baby.	I'm sorry, it's just...I've been taking all these seminars to get in touch with my feelings and...sometimes it gets out of hand.
are you the hillary mitchell who went to school with maggie muldovan?	Maggie Muldovan? Did you...know her?
oh.	She didn't wanna miss out on anything...especially motherhood...it got to be a real problem with us.
maggie wanted to have a baby...and...umm...i didn't.	oh.
honey i'd be proud to be your father, really. it just isn't so.	Maggie wanted to have a baby...and...umm...I didn't.
well...	Honey I'd be proud to be your father, really. It just isn't so.
wait...woah...woah...wait a minute...do you think i'm your father?	Well...
i guess what i mean is, my mother married my dad after you...and then i was born, so i thought that...maybe you got divorced because of me.	Wait...woah...woah...wait a minute...Do you think I'm your father?
i'd say you turned out just fine.	I guess what I mean is, my mother married my dad after you...and then I was born, so I thought that...maybe you got divorced because of me.
i thought that...umm...maybe you'd be curious about how i turned out.	I'd say you turned out just fine.
well i didn't know about you until after she was gone.	I thought that...umm...maybe you'd be curious about how I turned out.
umm...didn't you ever wonder about me?	Well I didn't know about you until after she was gone.
it's good to see maggie again...and you.	Umm...didn't you ever wonder about me?
more than anything in the world.	It's good to see Maggie again...and you.
would you like...eh...to have these movies?	More than anything in the world.
she's beautiful.	We performed on the beach one summer...ha...everything went wrong.
do you have any pictures if her?	I've got something better.
well, we didn't have a camera...so she just wrote the date on the bag and said, &quot;this will be out wedding album, this will be a day we will never forget.&quot; we never did.	Do you have any pictures if her?
and she saved it.	Well, we didn't have a camera...so she just wrote the date on the bag and said, &quot;This will be out wedding album, this will be a day we will never forget.&quot; We never did.
i don't know very much about her...i was hoping that you could help me.	I'll try.
yeah like, switching a lamp on and off when she was talking about lightning...audiences love stuff like that. and your mom knew how to work an audience.	I don't know very much about her...I was hoping that you could help me.
special effects?	Yeah like, switching a lamp on and off when she was talking about lightning...audiences love stuff like that. And your mom knew how to work an audience.
that's all right, you know what? you sound just sounded just like your mother...she told great stories. stories with crazy accents and...special effects.	Special effects?
i told you it was a long story.	That's all right, you know what? You sound just sounded just like your mother...she told great stories. Stories with crazy accents and...special effects.
hillary mitchell? how's she?	Oh she's great...she's a little crazy though. Anyway, Hillary said that you had a black Ford truck and this policeman I know got in touch with Motor Vehicles and...he gave me your address and here I am.
we have this school assignment to write about someone we never met and i chose my mother. she was born in los angeles and since my uncle phil moved out here i came in to visit him and then i looked at her high school yearbook and...  and i called a few people and one guy said that she went to ucla, another guy said that i should call hillary mitchell so....	Hillary Mitchell? How's she?
yeah, come on, let's talk.	We have this school assignment to write about someone we never met and I chose my mother. She was born in Los Angeles and since my uncle Phil moved out here I came in to visit him and then I looked at her high school yearbook and...  and I called a few people and one guy said that she went to UCLA, another guy said that I should call Hillary Mitchell so....
you are?	Yeah, come on, let's talk.
i'm glad you're here.	You are?
does she?	I'm glad you're here.
bye.  she looks a little like me when i was a little girl.	Does she?
umm...can you come in for a minute?	I'd like to, thanks.
i was hoping i'd get to meet you.	You mean, you knew about me?
maggie...maggie's little girl.	I was hoping I'd get to meet you.
i am vada margaret sultenfuss. my mother was...	Maggie...Maggie's little girl.
sure am, who are you?	I am Vada Margaret Sultenfuss. My mother was...
so she had you in jail, in russia?	Well actually I was born in Siberia and then they shot her and sent me home to my Dad.
then what did she do?	Well...I'm not supposed to talk about it, but since I'm gonna write about it I might as well tell you. She was a spy against the Russians.
hi, wanna help me pick out wallpaper for my new room tomorrow?	ehh...I don't know I mean....
hi.	Hi, wanna help me pick out wallpaper for my new room tomorrow?
that's ridiculous, so, if you really can't stand someone, then you pretend that you're really crazy about them?	I don't know. And I don't care, Kevin's a jerk and I don't like him anymore. He's all yours!
boys always pretend they hate you when they really like you.	That's ridiculous, so, if you really can't stand someone, then you pretend that you're really crazy about them?
likes me? he said i looked like a grasshopper.	Boys always pretend they hate you when they really like you.
he likes you.	Likes me? He said I looked like a grasshopper.
what's the matter?	He likes you.
see you? he can smell you from there.	Oh God, he's coming over here, act natural, totally natural.
it's kevin, i don't want him to see me.	See you? He can smell you from there.
what are you staring at?	It's Kevin, I don't want him to see me.
my mother can't have any more kids.	Neither can mine. She's dead. It's Shelly who's pregnant.
i know that.	You should be here when they bring in a body that's been dead for a couple of days, and they haven't found it yet, 'cause it was in an apartment, and no-one came to visit, or floating in a river, and then the body starts turning this weird shade of green, you know, like watery pea soup? The arms and legs deteriorate first, the body looks like a raisin with four fat legs. Anyway, this is why I'm seriously considering cremation. Judy??
it's just a corpse.	I know that.
that's okay.	It's just a corpse.
come on in!	That's okay.
hi.	Come on in!
all right, so when did she have you between all her acting and spying and getting caught?	That's simple. She was pregnant with me...when she went to Russia and she didn't know...and then when the Russians found out, they waited to shoot her 'cause you're not allowed to kill pregnant women anywhere in the world.
no, not here in pennsylvania, she went to russia undercover with her acting troupe and got a lot of highly sensitive secret plans sent back. just when she was about to go home, she got caught, and they killed her.	All right, so when did she have you between all her acting and spying and getting caught?
oh please, who do you think you're kidding? and where did she spy on the russians from, here in pennsylvania??	No, not here in Pennsylvania, she went to Russia undercover with her acting troupe and got a lot of highly sensitive secret plans sent back. Just when she was about to go home, she got caught, and they killed her.
you're crazy, what was her big achievement? did she invent gravity?	No-one invented gravity, it just exists.
but i wanna write about her.	You're crazy, what was her big achievement? Did she invent gravity?
vada, he was giving you an easy out so you wouldn't have to write about your mother.	But I wanna write about her.
it's okay with me, hi kevin.	Well if it isn't Vada, the grasshopper girl.
is it okay if i drink this?	It's okay with me, hi Kevin.
i'm sam helburn. sam.	Rose.
i guess you have.	I'm Sam Helburn. Sam.
then i have come to the right place.	I guess you have.
well enrique is great and...we are the best.	Then I have come to the right place.
ehh...i'm staying at the chateau and the guy who runs the garage there said that you're the best jag people in town...so uhm.	Well Enrique is great and...we are the best.
what can i do for you?	Ehh...I'm staying at the chateau and the guy who runs the garage there said that you're the best Jag people in town...so uhm.
hi.	What can I do for you?
hello.	Hi.
hi there...can i help you?	Are you Jeffrey Pommeroy?
if you're selling girl scout cookies i'm borderline diabetic.	You're Alfred Beidermeyer aren't you?
he's writing. hello?	If you're selling Girl Scout cookies I'm borderline diabetic.
o.k. thank you very much.	Happy hunting.
if it's in here at all, it's in the back two rows.	O.K. Thank you very much.
it's no problem, i had a mother once myself.	If it's in here at all, it's in the back two rows.
this is really very nice of you.	It's no problem, I had a mother once myself.
thanks, but i think i'm gonna stick to my mom, she led a fascinating life too.	I'm sure she did.
you know i've been re-reading virginia woolf, i think she'd be a natural for you, she led a fascinating life.	Thanks, but I think I'm gonna stick to my mom, she led a fascinating life too.
great, i have so much to say, i hardly know where to start.	You know I've been re-reading Virginia Woolf, I think she'd be a natural for you, she led a fascinating life.
hey vada. how's your report coming?	Great, I have so much to say, I hardly know where to start.
your mother?	I never met my mother.
my mother.	Your mother?
vada what about you, who have you come up with?	My mother.
vada?	The poem is really about attitude. It's about not giving up and...it's easy to be overwhelmed sometimes but...that's when we should...force ourselves to push on.
mom!	You think this is easy for me? You go out on the town and I get to be the bad guy. Look I don't want you to be some punk hoodlum delinquent but I can't do my job as a parent if you don't do your job as a kid.
make that sixty and i'm docking your allowance for two weeks.	MOM!
you're over reacting!	Make that sixty and I'm docking your allowance for two weeks.
you're grounded 'till you're fifty!	You're over reacting!
if the fruit burst into flames i'll be prepared.	You're so clever.
don't wake up vada.	I won't.
i want juice!	Don't wake up Vada.
there's water in your bathroom.	I want juice!
i...ahhh...umm...i'm thirsty.	There's water in your bathroom.
nicholas! what are you doing up?	I...ahhh...umm...I'm thirsty.
but we made a business deal.	What ever happened to a good old-fashioned favor huh?
give it back nicholas!	But we made a business deal.
thanks	Give it back Nicholas!
i'll write you ten poems.  bye.	Good-bye, look in your backpack.
no?	I'll write you ten poems.  Bye.
part adventure...part miracle.	Write me a poem?
an adventure?	Part adventure...part miracle.
i wouldn't say it was terrible...it was...kind of...	An adventure?
you mean...it wasn't that terrible?	I wouldn't say it was terrible...it was...kind of...
some sacrifices are worth it.	You mean...it wasn't that terrible?
...umm...listen, i'm sorry...you had to sacrifice your entire vacation.	Some sacrifices are worth it.
and i'm gonna use the movies when i give my report. jeffrey says audiences love special effects.	You better ace it...you sacrificed our whole vacation.
yeah?	This has been a real confusing day.
nick?	Yeah?
that thing you said about your nose...it was a stranger's nose...well it's not...it's...i mean...it's yours...you know?	Nick?
like what?	Maybe this Jeffrey guy is...is my real father. I mean...look at me, I have the hair of a dead person and...and my nose, no one in my family has this nose, it could be the nose of...a...of a complete stranger,
maybe not...but maybe it does. if no one told me about this, i mean...maybe they're trying to hide something.	Like what?
no, but sometimes he drives a hearse.	He's an undertaker.
it's not his fault!	No...it was me. And I'm sorry mom, really, ju...just tell me what to do, I'll do anything.
marriage can really complicate things. so, aren't you gonna say anything about my earrings?	I already did, it's a totally barbaric custom...but on you, it looks good.
good. i mean...	Marriage can really complicate things. So, aren't you gonna say anything about my earrings?
oh no, we wouldn't be from the same bloodlines or anything. we'd be like two total strangers who...accidentally had relatives that got married.	Good. I mean...
but we wouldn't really be related right?	Oh no, we wouldn't be from the same bloodlines or anything. We'd be like two total strangers who...accidentally had relatives that got married.
yeah i guess...sort of.	But we wouldn't really be related right?
and you'd be my cousin?	Yeah I guess...sort of.
right.	And you'd be my cousin?
hey look!	This is a totally barbaric custom.
really?	Hey look!
what do you think?	Really?
what's he smoking?	What do you think?
big deal.	What's he smoking?
that's 'cause i was cursed with the sultenfuss bear claws.  my hands fit.	Big deal.
i'm afraid your feet won't fit in there.	That's 'cause I was cursed with the Sultenfuss Bear Claws.  My hands fit.
my mother stood on this very spot.	I'm afraid your feet won't fit in there.
here's judy garland!	My mother stood on this very spot.
montgomery clift, wait 'till i tell shelly.	Here's Judy Garland!
never heard of her.	Montgomery Clift, wait 'till I tell Shelly.
you mean,  this ring?	Jerk! You IDIOT!!!
leave me alone!!	You mean,  this ring?
it's dangerous!!	Leave me alone!!
oh no?!?!?!	It's dangerous!!
what are you doing? you can't go in there!	Oh no?!?!?!
where are you going???	Owh...
it was an accident, i'll get you a new one.	Where are you going???
in the tar??	It was an accident, I'll get you a new one.
...i dropped it.	In the tar??
what do you mean &quot;uh oh&quot;???	...I dropped it.
uh oh...	What do you mean &quot;Uh Oh&quot;???
don't!!!	Uh oh...
woah, watch it!	DON'T!!!
don't, come on!!!	Woah, watch it!
just come and get it...right here!	DON'T, come on!!!
just give it to me!!	Just come and get it...right here!
come and get it.	Just give it to me!!
give it to me!	Come and get it.
hey relax, i'm not gonna break it.	Give it to me!
i want it back now. i never should have taken it off, i want it back.	Hey relax, I'm not gonna break it.
i'm not gonna break it, i just wanna see it change colors.	I want it back now. I never should have taken it off, I want it back.
don't force it, you'll break it.	I'm not gonna break it, I just wanna see it change colors.
maybe it'll fit my pinkie.	Don't force it, you'll break it.
ehh...okay...but be careful, it has a lot of sentimental value.	Maybe it'll fit my pinkie.
let me see if it changes colors on me.	ehh...Okay...but be careful, it has a lot of sentimental value.
well, i hope he's not watching me all the time.	Let me see if it changes colors on me.
do you think your friend's up in heaven now, looking down on you and watching you all the time?	Well, I hope he's not watching me all the time.
well he was a boy, he was my friend...he was my best friend. when we were kids we were gonna...move out here and move to the brady bunch.	Do you think your friend's up in Heaven now, looking down on you and watching you all the time?
boyfriend?	Well he was a boy, he was my friend...he was my best friend. When we were kids we were gonna...move out here and move to the Brady Bunch.
well, it doesn't open cans or anything but it...it's sort of a reminder of a friend of mine.	Boyfriend?
does it work?	Well, it doesn't open cans or anything but it...it's sort of a reminder of a friend of mine.
this isn't just a mood ring.	Does it work?
hey what do i care...i mean, consider the sorts, a chick from pennsylvania, who wears a mood ring.	This isn't just a mood ring.
oh, no wait, i like that you bought me here.	Hey what do I care...I mean, consider the sorts, a chick from Pennsylvania, who wears a mood ring.
you are weird. let's just go.	Oh, no wait, I like that you bought me here.
and i thought i was weird.	You are weird. Let's just go.
look at it this way, however bad i feel, it isn't as bad as becoming extinct in a bottomless pit of tar.	And I thought I was weird.
if he has a heart attack you're carrying the body down yourself.	At least it gives you plenty of exercise.
boy, you're really into this.	He is one of the great poets.
just call us the &quot;dead end kids&quot;.	May I use the phone please.
you would.	You'd rather have a mother that's a member of the police state? Rules are made to be broken.  Just ask him.
i think it's cool.	You would.
this'll be great in my report, my mother was suspended for smoking.	I think it's cool.
care for a smoke?	This'll be great in my report, my mother was suspended for smoking.
you ratted on my mother??	Who are you? Hitler's hall monitor?
you saved a lot of lives, you should be very proud.	Umm, I'm trying to find out her greatest achievement.
what if you don't wanna be found?	Why do you argue with everything I say?
i don't think anybody should change their names, that way you can always find them when you need them.	What if you don't wanna be found?
what, you think the guy should change his name?	I don't think anybody should change their names, that way you can always find them when you need them.
change my name.	What, you think the guy should change his name?
get married?	Change my name.
i'd never do that.	Get married?
don't forget, the girls change their names if they got married.	I'd never do that.
it's the leather bindings, i love the fragrance of vintage books.	I love the fragrance of chilidogs.
yearbooks always set you out for disappointment, i want mine to say: nick probably won't amount to much, so don't be surprised if you never hear anything about him again. can we go?...it smells like someone left their gym bag in here.	It's the leather bindings, I love the fragrance of vintage books.
look, here she is. margaret ann muldovan - newspaper, literary magazine, french club, drama club, debate club, girls basketball and swim team.  with maggie's combo of good looks and talent, we're sure to be seeing her name in lights. she was gonna be famous.	Yearbooks always set you out for disappointment, I want mine to say: Nick probably won't amount to much, so don't be surprised if you never hear anything about him again. Can we go?...It smells like someone left their gym bag in here.
oh my gosh, here it is!	Look, here she is. Margaret Ann Muldovan - Newspaper, Literary magazine, French Club, Drama Club, Debate Club, Girls Basketball and Swim team.  With Maggie's combo of good looks and talent, we're sure to be seeing her name in lights. She was gonna be famous.
a big difference, if someone found it we should keep looking, if they didn't we're just wasting our time.	Oh my gosh, here it is!
what difference does it make?	A big difference, if someone found it we should keep looking, if they didn't we're just wasting our time.
i never did understand that story, did someone find the needle or not?	What difference does it make?
just remember the needle in the haystack.	I never did understand that story, did someone find the needle or not?
i don't mean to alarm you, but i'm getting a nose bleed from the altitude.	Just remember the needle in the haystack.
what??	Calm down! We just have to ask ourselves, where your books come from.
vada.	WHAT??
it's not funny! i mean what am i gonna do? without that yearbook i'm lost. i can't just walk around town looking for someone with a wilson high school letter sweater!!!	Vada.
they obviously have no sense of historical perspective either.	It's not funny! I mean what am I gonna do? Without that yearbook I'm lost. I can't just walk around town looking for someone with a Wilson High School Letter sweater!!!
getting off please.	Excuse me, pardon, thank you, excuse me.
well look, i know that all you care about is your precious mini-bike. it's obvious you have no sense of historical perspective, i think we're here.	Getting off please.
i didn't ask for the money, phil just gave it to me.	Well look, I know that all you care about is your precious mini-bike. It's obvious you have no sense of historical perspective, I think we're here.
i wasn't eavesdropping, i was overhearing.	I didn't ask for the money, Phil just gave it to me.
you know eavesdropping is a very unattractive habit.	I wasn't eavesdropping, I was overhearing.
and you're gonna solve the mystery?	I got it all figured out, I know she went to Wilson High School, so first thing tomorrow, I'm gonna go there and get a copy of her yearbook. That way I can get the names of all the people she was in clubs with and found out who her friends were.
my parents had a brief, but intensely fulfilling relationship. she's remained a woman of mystery to this day.	And you're gonna solve the mystery?
i don't need you to be telling me to...	TAXI!!!
yeah, right.	I don't need you to be telling me to...
he said it was a gift.	Yeah, RIGHT.
no thanks!	He said it was a gift.
thanks....	No THANKS!
you're a good man nicholas.	Phil, I think you should consider... fades as Vada walks off
no problem.	You're a good man Nicholas.
well i know you're not crazy about taking vada around tomorrow, so...i just want you to know i appreciate it though.	No problem.
wow!	Well I know you're not crazy about taking Vada around tomorrow, so...I just want you to know I appreciate it though.
for the mini-bike fund.	Wow!
what's it for?	For the mini-bike fund.
ten bucks.	What's it for?
what's that?	Ten bucks.
muh??	I'd consider it a personal favor.
i don't think the color of the interior is....	Rose this not the place to be having this...
you stay out of this, look, if i had a red xk-150 with a black interior, i sure as hell wouldn't be handing out relationship advice.	I don't think the color of the interior is....
and you certainly shouldn't settle for anything less that you deserve.	You stay out of this, look, if I had a red XK-150 with a black interior, I sure as hell wouldn't be handing out relationship advice.
who cares? rose, tell him we have an arrangement.	Well, wha...what kind of arrangement?
i'm not a podiatrist, i'm a cardiologist.	Who cares? Rose, tell him we have an arrangement.
okay, that does it, that does it, the strudel does it, first it's brakes then.... i mean i am not gonna let some podiatrist with a jaguar full of strudel come waltzing in here and....	I'm not a Podiatrist, I'm a Cardiologist.
doctor helburn, what a surprise. in the last couple of days we've changed your oil, realigned your brakes, balanced and rotated your tires, aligned your front end, and flushed out your entire cooling system, i really didn't expect to be seeing you for another three thousand miles.	Oh what can I say Phil, it's just that I feel so welcome here.
well rose was being very thorough.	Was Rose.
dad already gave me this lecture. he's gonna meet me at the airport, then we'll go for some pizza, then we'll have dinner in bed with shelly.	Sounds great, well you give 'em both one of these for me.
no, you're the best and i don't want you talking to anybody on the plane.	Dad already gave me this lecture. He's gonna meet me at the airport, then we'll go for some pizza, then we'll have dinner in bed with Shelly.
okay...take your time...i'll...i'll go for a walk around.	Okay.
i should do this myself.	Okay...take your time...I'll...I'll go for a walk around.
you want me to come with?	I should do this myself.
well, i've come this far...the least i can do is knock on the door.	You want me to come with?
this is it i guess.	Well, I've come this far...the least I can do is knock on the door.
a secret, i like that.	This is it I guess.
then again, your dad's got his own memories and he's got his own life now...i think this is a secret just between you and your mom.	A secret, I like that.
maybe.	Then again, your dad's got his own memories and he's got his own life now...I think this is a secret just between you and your mom.
i don't know, he's got an awful lot on his mind right now.	Maybe.
do you think i should tell my dad about jeffrey pommeroy?	I don't know, he's got an awful lot on his mind right now.
i'd like to see his house but...i don't know if i'd have the nerve to just go up and knock on his door. i don't think i can go through with it.	Then we'll keep driving...you'll decide.
how's this for a solution. we'll take a drive over to his place, you can introduce yourself....	I'd like to see his house but...I don't know if I'd have the nerve to just go up and knock on his door. I don't think I can go through with it.
i feel like before i can talk to him i have to see his face.	How's this for a solution. We'll take a drive over to his place, you can introduce yourself....
uhh sweetie, i wou... i wou...i wou...	Don't worry, I'll do it in my own subtle way.
lock the door.	Bye.
i had to be, i only have five days. so just point me in the right direction and....	I'll do better than that. I'll send you off with your own private guide.
well then that's not exactly dating is it.	Vada, I know that traditionally you're not supposed to do a lot of these things before you're officially married...but these are very, very special circumstances.
yes, it does.	Well then that's not exactly dating is it.
so does that mean that you sleep here every night?	Yes, it does.
committed.	So does that mean that you sleep here every night?
committed?	Committed.
that's ridiculous, i'm...i'm very, umm, what do you call it?	Committed?
sounds like you have a fear of commitment, uncle phil.	That's ridiculous, I'm...I'm very, umm, what do you call it?
dating, seriously dating. you're thirsty, want something to drink? sure you do, it's been a long trip.	Sounds like you have a fear of commitment, Uncle Phil.
but...are you engaged or something?	Dating, seriously dating. You're thirsty, want something to drink? Sure you do, it's been a long trip.
ahh, that's right, like one big happy family. this is nick's room and uhh....	But...are you engaged or something?
she lives here too?	Ahh, that's right, like one big happy family. This is Nick's room and uhh....
he was very polite, worth the entire five dollars.	Uh huh, well...good to know. Phil hands Nick a               5 note
how about nick? did he take good care of you?	He was very polite, worth the entire five dollars.
they're great.	How about Nick? Did he take good care of you?
vada!! vada runs and jumps into phil's arms look at you, oh hi, hi, hi!! how are you? you look great, how's shelly? your dad?	They're great.
you really think i look sexy in this smock?	Is that a yes?
you like the way i cook...you think i make out a great invoice.  phil you and nick and...and this...this garage are my whole life...i love you. sure you don't have the greatest taste in music...but there's not another woman who could look so sexy in that smock. what i'm try... what i'm trying to sa...	You really think I look sexy in this smock?
you know how i feel about you.	You like the way I cook...you think I make out a great invoice.  PHIL You and Nick and...and this...this garage are my whole life...I love you. Sure you don't have the greatest taste in music...but there's not another woman who could look so sexy in that smock. What I'm try... what I'm trying to sa...
i think this place is just fine.	You know how I feel about you.
you know exactly...what kind it is. come on rose...what do you want from me?	I don't want anything you don't wanna give me.
yes, what kind of arrangement? i'd be very interested to know what kind of an arrangement we have.	You know exactly...what kind it is. Come on Rose...what do you want from me?
wha...what do you mean? we have a date every night.	No, that's not a date, a date is when I don't cook.
i'm saying he asked me out for coffee, like a real date, when was the last time you did that?	Wha...what do you mean? We have a date every night.
wait, are you saying that i don't appreciate?	I'm saying he asked me out for coffee, like a real date, when was the last time you did that?
there's plenty of fruit.	You know where the fire extinguisher is.
we may go out for coffee after the meeting so don't expect us before midnight.	There's plenty of fruit.
oh, yeah, sure, help yourself.	Anyone with taste, anyone with breeding.... A gentleman, would choose British racing green, with maybe a tan interior...but when you buy a red car, with a black interior and wire wheels, you have one thing on your mind and one thing only and I'm too much of a gentleman to say what that one thing is...in front of the children.
hi!	Oh, Hi, how's the investigation going?
right now? an intimate border with...mechanical skills.	Hi!
oh...what's that?	Right now? An intimate border with...mechanical skills.
god? no i didn't think you'd want to invoke god rose, because he saw even more than i did. rose look phil, if you want the rights of a husband, you're gonna have to ask me something but if not, you're gonna have to get accustomed to the rights of what you are.	Oh...what's that?
phil for god sake.	God? No I didn't think you'd want to invoke God Rose, because he saw even more than I did. ROSE Look Phil, if you want the rights of a husband, you're gonna have to ask me something but if not, you're gonna have to get accustomed to the rights of what you are.
he was caressing.	Phil for God sake.
he wasn't touching me he was just...gesturing...	He was caressing.
what's with the touching, why was he touching you?	He wasn't touching me he was just...gesturing...
no, there's no problem, dr. helburn just needs to have his oil changed.	Oh I see, 'cause usually that doesn't require such a lengthy consultation.
then you'll be all set.	Sounds like you're very organized.
yeah, well he left out a couple of steps, ah look, i've gotta get back to these bills, phil will you help vada get settled?	Come on...I'll show you where you're gonna stay.
who knew that when i started working in the finest foreign car shop in la, i would also find the light of my life.	Yeah, well he left out a couple of steps, ah look, I've gotta get back to these bills, Phil will you help Vada get settled?
bye aunt rose.	Bye Niece, Vada.
she'll be all right baby.	Yeah...right, it's pointless to worry.
shelly's sick...i have to get to the bottom of this whole thing and get back there.	She'll be all right baby.
not exactly.	Well just don't shave your legs...he'll never let you visit us again if I send you home hairless and full of holes.
go to your room.  and you...i don't suppose your father gave you permission to pierce your ears, did he?	Not exactly.
i'm just tired.	All right, well get to bed early and don't let anybody in. Bye.
you're nick's mother?	What, did you think he was raised by a pack of wolves? Don't be misled by the haircut.
oh, sure okay.	I'll see you then...I look forward to it.
ahh, why don't i come in first thing in the morning and you can check out that left blinker for me.	Oh, sure okay.
lizt was my parents' favorite, they were hungarian.	Hungarian. Famous for their beautiful music...and beautiful women.
all right, so you don't like jewelry but...eh...you do like...eh...good music. liszt, one of my favorites.	Lizt was my parents' favorite, they were Hungarian.
oh, well, i don't wear a lot of jewelry.	All right, so you don't like jewelry but...eh...you do like...eh...good music. Liszt, one of my favorites.
where i come from, involvement...generally calls for a substantial piece of jewelry.	Oh, well, I don't wear a lot of jewelry.
let's just say i...eh...i'm involved.	Where I come from, involvement...generally calls for a substantial piece of jewelry.
sort of?	Let's just say I...eh...I'm involved.
well i'm sort of involved.	Sort of?
you couldn't?	Well I'm sort of involved.
oh no, i, i...eh...i couldn't.	You couldn't?
well, even without anesthesia i always tell my patients to...eh... to relax.	Oh no, I, I...eh...I couldn't.
well let's just say you're lucky you deal with children who are under anesthesia.	Well, even without anesthesia I always tell my patients to...eh... to relax.
something wrong?	Well let's just say you're lucky you deal with children who are under anesthesia.
well maybe for you.	Something wrong?
good morning.	Well maybe for you.
ahh, dr. helburn, why don't you come in tomorrow-morning at eight o'clock, that's when we open, we'll get you started.	I'll be here.
yes, i do.	...so I guess I'll always...teach...you know...'cause it makes a good relief from the operating-room, I feel I have an obligation...
...it's all in the hands really. you know you have nice hands, you operate?	Yes, I do.
mostly...little babies, but...not exclusively.	...It's all in the hands really. You know you have nice hands, you operate?
oh, you mean you...fix the hearts...of little babies?	Mostly...little babies, but...not exclusively.
i'm a pediatric cardiologist.	Oh, you mean you...fix the hearts...of little babies?
oh, are you a hairdresser?	I'm a pediatric cardiologist.
i was commenting on your hair.	Oh, are you a hairdresser?
excuse me?	I was commenting on your hair.
oh, ahh, oil change, i...ehh...i just drove in from chicago and uhh...nice hair.	Excuse me?
i mean...with your car.	Oh, ahh, oil change, I...ehh...I just drove in from Chicago and uhh...nice hair.
nothing, nothing at all.	I mean...with your car.
so what's wrong?	Nothing, nothing at all.
let me hold him.	O.K.
did it hurt a lot?	You have no idea.
he's so tiny.	I know, look at his little hands.
hey! oh look.	He's so tiny.
shelly?	Hey! Oh look.
but dad'll never go for it.	You leave your father to me.
it would be fantastic.	But Dad'll never go for it.
yeah, it would be kinda great.	It would be fantastic.
oh, but i'm not due to have the baby for another six weeks or so.	Yeah, it would be kinda great.
but what about you and the baby? you need me.	Oh, but I'm not due to have the baby for another six weeks or so.
how would you like to go visit your uncle phil in los angeles...next week during your spring vacation, you could do research on your mom.	But what about you and the baby? You need me.
what do you mean?	How would you like to go visit your Uncle Phil in Los Angeles...next week during your spring vacation, you could do research on your mom.
why not now?	What do you mean?
i'm definitely traveling some day.	Why not now?
well you've gotta be prepared.	I'm definitely traveling some day.
i wonder why she got a passport if she never went anywhere.	Well you've gotta be prepared.
uncle phil just needed a change, a little adventure.	I wonder why she got a passport if she never went anywhere.
is that why uncle phil moved there?	Uncle Phil just needed a change, a little adventure.
no. you know they say, that it never rains, that you can barbecue on christmas day...instead of riding your bike, you just surf over to your friends house. oh, and the place is just crawling with celebrities. i know someone who saw walter matthau picking up his dry-cleaning.	Is that why Uncle Phil moved there?
margaret's my middle name, but everybody called her maggie. los angeles, have you ever been there?	No. You know they say, that it never rains, that you can barbecue on Christmas day...instead of riding your bike, you just surf over to your friends house. Oh, and the place is just crawling with celebrities. I know someone who saw Walter Matthau picking up his dry-cleaning.
oh vada she's so beautiful.	Margaret's my middle name, but everybody called her Maggie. Los Angeles, have you ever been there?
this is one of my favorite things, her passport.	Oh Vada she's so beautiful.
well, it must mean something. she was obviously very sentimental.	This is one of my favorite things, her passport.
i don't know, dad doesn't either.	Well, it must mean something. She was obviously very sentimental.
what's this? december 8th, 1958?	I don't know, Dad doesn't either.
mmmmmm. root beer float that sounds good.	Did she mention any contests that she won? I mean she must have had some awards, she was so talented and all.
then grammoo said on christmas eve, there was this sickening smell permeating the entire house.	Oh no.
i know, i guess it's just sort of preparing you for the rest of your life. it's not easy being a woman.	You're telling me.
why do they call them training bra's? it's not like learning to ride a bike.	I know, I guess it's just sort of preparing you for the rest of your life. It's not easy being a woman.
oh, i was a very late developer, they used to call me &quot;shelly two backs&quot;. all my friends had real bra's, not like the training ones i had.	Why do they call them training bra's? It's not like learning to ride a bike.
when did you umm, i mean umm...	Oh, I was a very late developer, they used to call me &quot;Shelly Two Backs&quot;. All my friends had real bra's, not like the training ones I had.
no, the milk comes when the baby comes.	When did you umm, I mean umm...
is there milk in them already?	No, the milk comes when the baby comes.
they're enormous, i know.	Is there milk in them already?
assuming the baby's a &quot;supremes&quot; fan.	I bet your mom sang to you.
i would have tried to show her a good time. i promised her when she left that i would never forget her and i never did. stanley rosenfeld does not forget.	This is the street he walks down every day. When he needs inspiration...
well, thanks for your help mr. rosenfeld and i'm sorry my mother wouldn't go out with you, i'm sure she would have had a really great time.	I would have tried to show her a good time. I promised her when she left that I would never forget her and I never did. Stanley Rosenfeld does not forget.
no it doesn't but... i...i wish it did.	Well, thanks for your help Mr. Rosenfeld and I'm sorry my mother wouldn't go out with you, I'm sure she would have had a really great time.
everybody did, walk along citrus between fountain and sunset any afternoon.	He'll remember my mother for sure.  STANLEY It was a big class Vada and...but...well of course he'll remember, who could forget Maggie?
do you know him?	Everybody did, walk along Citrus between Fountain and Sunset any afternoon.
he is?	Do you know him?
he's a great poet.	He is?
beidermeyer that's it, what a mad man.	He's a great poet.
beidermeyer?	Beidermeyer that's it, what a mad man.
who didn't? she could play basketball like jerry west, she danced like sid cherice, then she'd look at you with those big blue eyes, forget about it. i asked her out a couple of times but she always said no.	Beidermeyer?
really?	Who didn't? She could play basketball like Jerry West, she danced like Sid Cherice, then she'd look at you with those big blue eyes, forget about it. I asked her out a couple of times but she always said no.
wanna play?	No, I gotta go to the cemetery, keep your head up. Don't look at the ball, look at me.
once you put the hotels on board walk and park place he puts a shoe in your way.	I like to buy off all the railroads.
good for you baby.	Once you put the hotels on board walk and Park Place he puts a shoe in your way.
i beat thomas j in monopoly yesterday.	Good for you baby.
vada!!	I beat Thomas J in monopoly yesterday.
arthur!!	Vada!!
of what??	Well, sometimes when we get 'em, they're not completely dead, you know, like when they cut a chickens head off and it still runs around crazy.
you're such a baby.	All right, here.
how do i know you were gonna show us one?	You're such a baby.
hey, you didn't pay me!	How do I know you were gonna show us one?
leave him alone! come on, let's go.	Hey, you didn't pay me!
yeah, to play with his dolls.	Leave him alone! Come on, let's go.
it's her home! it's where she lives!!	Oh really, okay fine look, go cook,  Gimme the goddam keys.
oh.. oh.. oh no?? oh?	It's her home! It's where she lives!!
okay, i know you've suffered a terrible loss, and there's really nothing anyone can do to comfort you, but i urge you to focus on the times you had with the camper, the trips you took, the sights you saw, those days are gone now, but they'll live on in your heart forever.	This guy bonking you?
what?	Okay, I know you've suffered a terrible loss, and there's really nothing anyone can do to comfort you, but I urge you to focus on the times you had with the camper, the trips you took, the sights you saw, those days are gone now, but they'll live on in your heart forever.
danny?	WHAT?
uhh, it's nice to meet ya. uhh, we got burgers and hot dogs here if you'd care to join us?	Can't stay, I'm just here because my wife.....
ex...ex, ex...	My __EX__ wife seems to have ripped off my camper.
this is harry, phil, grammoo and vada sultenfuss...	Vada Sultenfuss?? Tough break.
yeah, all right...	This is Harry, Phil, Grammoo and Vada Sultenfuss...
god i guess i'll have to introduce you now.	Yeah, all right...
i'm impressed.	God I guess i'll have to introduce you now.
the boss is watching us...	I'm impressed.
what?	The boss is watching us...
keep your voice down!	What?
excuse me, mutual asset, that's what the lawyer said, it's supposed to be &quot;our mutual asset&quot;, not &quot;shelly's recreational vehicle&quot;. gimme the keys.	Keep your voice down!
i've been living in it for over a year, the camper is mine.	Excuse me, MUTUAL ASSET, that's what the lawyer said, it's supposed to be &quot;OUR MUTUAL ASSET&quot;, not &quot;Shelly's recreational vehicle&quot;. Gimme the keys.
hi ralph. oh danny, how'd you find me here?	You told everybody where you were going, I'm here for the motor home.
what am i doing here????? what am i doing here?	Hi Ralph. Oh Danny, how'd you find me here?
what hurts vada?	The bee stings! I can't breathe!
it hurts, it hurts so bad, make it stop.	What Hurts Vada?
oh, wait relax now, let me look, let me look, come up here and we'll have a look.	It hurts, it hurts so bad, make it stop.
i can't breathe, i'm suffocating.	Oh, wait relax now, let me look, let me look, come up here and we'll have a look.
vada, what's wrong sweetheart?	I can't breathe, I'm suffocating.
dr. welty!!!? dr. welty??	Vada, what's wrong sweetheart?
it's there.	Vada there is no chicken bone stuck in your throat.
no.	It's there.
can't you see it?	No.
yes.	Vada you've gotta stop this, there's absolutely nothing wrong with you!
sweetheart, did they bring mr. layton to your house today?	Yes.
that can't be, i have all the classic symptoms.	Sweetheart, did they bring Mr. Layton to your house today?
you are perfectly healthy.	That can't be, I have all the classic symptoms.
yeah, and when those suppers are disrupted because there's a car crash, or there's a fire, or a little boy steps on a beehive.	I'm not asking you to stop feeling for those people. But life isn't just death Harry, don't ignore the living, especially your daughter.
stop hiding harry, you run harry. when i first came here, the idea of working with dead people, didn't exactly thrill me, but when i saw a family lived here, i thought, &quot;if i'm living without a family, at least i can work with one, and maybe once in a while i'll be invited in for supper.&quot;	Yeah, and when those suppers are disrupted because there's a car crash, or there's a fire, or a little boy steps on a beehive.
i know that, but what do you want from me?	Stop hiding Harry, you run Harry. When I first came here, the idea of working with dead people, didn't exactly thrill me, but when I saw a family lived here, I thought, &quot;if I'm living without a family, at least I can work with one, and maybe once in a while i'll be invited in for supper.&quot;
open your eyes, she's eleven years old! her only friend in the world is dead.	I know that, but what do you want from me?
perfect.	I don't know which ball's mine.
watch you don't knock out a fish.	Perfect.
did you ahh, love him?	I would never marry anybody I didn't love.
pointing upwards look...	Did you ahh, love him?
yep, there they are... they always look the same every year...	Pointing upwards Look...
you can get the general idea...	Yep, there they are... They always look the same every year...
can we see it from the back yard?	You can get the general idea...
is it really your camper?	Can we see it from the back yard?
well, you were pretty great!	Is it really your camper?
danny that's a real _bonehead_ thing to say!	Look, you're not gonna take Shelly's camper.
shelly?	Honestly Harry, he got the mustang, I promise.....
rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, yay god.	I'll second that.
how's it going chef?	Okay.
you know this is gonna be my first 4th of july picnic in a long time.	Really?
it's for shelly's famous potato salad.	I'm looking forward to that.
not at all. lot of potatoes!	It's for Shelly's famous potato salad.
yeah, me too, mind if i tag along?	Not at all. Lot of potatoes!
i'm just picking some things up for the barbecue.	Yeah, me too, mind if I tag along?
i'm tired of bingo, maybe we should try that drive in of yours.	Goodnight.
goodnight shelly.	Goodnight.
it's only eight o'clock.	Goodnight Shelly.
i ahh, better go.	It's only eight o'clock.
yes.	Good.
kiss me.	Yes.
want to what?	Kiss me.
do you want to?	Want to what?
old spice, phil says it's a timeless classic.	Do you want to?
what are you wearing?	Old Spice, Phil says it's a timeless classic.
at widdman high i was considered a pretty hot date, i did a killer frugue.	What are you wearing?
see, you're not that out of touch.  you're good.	At Widdman High I was considered a pretty hot date, I did a killer frugue.
rock?	See, you're not that out of touch.  You're good.
in ages, i know, me neither.	Rock?
i haven't danced in.....	In ages, I know, me neither.
is there enough room?	I haven't danced in.....
this is where we are.	Is there enough room?
here?	This is where we are.
dance with me?	Here?
i brought the baby into the room a couple of times, she opened her eyes, yeah, yeah i think she saw vada. it was.....	Dance with me?
did she ever see vada?	I brought the baby into the room a couple of times, she opened her eyes, yeah, yeah I think she saw Vada. It was.....
ahh, complications during child birth, she died two days after vada was born.	Did she ever see Vada?
what happened to her?	Ahh, complications during child birth, she died two days after Vada was born.
oh, that was phil, trying to give me advice on dating 70's women. look i'm so out of touch, i haven't dated women in ages, not since my wife died.	What happened to her?
i don't know, tonight you just seemed a little cool, not opening car doors and...	Oh, that was Phil, trying to give me advice on dating 70's women. Look I'm so out of touch, I haven't dated women in ages, not since my wife died.
no, why?	I don't know, tonight you just seemed a little cool, not opening car doors and...
are you mad at me?	No, why?
yeah.	Are you mad at me?
you can look in the bathroom if you want. people are always curious about that, like what happens when you flush.	Yeah.
well it certainly looks bigger that it seems.	You can look in the bathroom if you want. People are always curious about that, like what happens when you flush.
i did it myself. i read a magazine article about how to maximize small spaces.	Well it certainly looks bigger that it seems.
it's nice.	I did it myself. I read a magazine article about how to maximize small spaces.
home sweet home.	It's nice.
okay, sure.	Home sweet home.
would you like to come in and see my house? just for a minute.	Okay, sure.
i haven't had a bingo partner in ages.	Would you like to come in and see my house? Just for a minute.
i had a good time tonight.	I haven't had a bingo partner in ages.
oh, how do you mean?	You can be in a room with 100 men, and not like any of them, or you can be in a room with just one man, and he's exactly the one you want.
kinda like men.	Oh, how do you mean?
look, it's not always luck, i mean, depending upon the placement of the numbers, a guy with 10 cards could win just as easily as a guy with 100.	Kinda like men.
oh, i'm just not lucky harry.	Look, it's not always luck, I mean, depending upon the placement of the numbers, a guy with 10 cards could win just as easily as a guy with 100.
i'm gonna be putting makeup on some of these people very soon.	Why d'you think these seats were empty.
what's that?	I'm gonna be putting makeup on some of these people very soon.
i just had a terrible thought harry.	What's that?
does it make it easier to win?	No. Just, more activity.
i do enjoy playing bingo, if you'd like to join me for a game tomorrow night at church you're welcome to.	Okay.
i love going to movies, especially at the drive in. i don't think there's anything more romantic than going to the drive in.  i'll let you get back to work.	I do enjoy playing bingo, if you'd like to join me for a game tomorrow night at church you're welcome to.
i haven't been to the movies in ages.	I love going to movies, especially at the drive in. I don't think there's anything more romantic than going to the drive in.  I'll let you get back to work.
you have to learn how to take a complement.  movies, movies, ahhhh, &quot;love story&quot; at the drive in, i cried my eyes out, did you see it?	I haven't been to the movies in AGES.
it's no big deal.	You have to learn how to take a complement.  Movies, movies, ahhhh, &quot;Love Story&quot; at the drive in, I cried my eyes out, did you see it?
in lieu... &quot;instead&quot;.... no contest.	It's no big deal.
i prefer it to &quot;instead&quot;, it has more dignity.	In lieu... &quot;instead&quot;.... No contest.
oh it's good, &quot;in lieu of&quot; i love that word lieu.	I prefer it to &quot;instead&quot;, it has more dignity.
no kidding?	Oh it's good, &quot;In lieu of&quot; I love that word lieu.
i wrote that.	No kidding?
oh right, right, . bader lorenzo died june 22 1972 devoted husband to nicolette. cherished father of babritzio and heidi, in lieu of flowers, please send donations to the holy names society.	I wrote that.
oh, i'm just typing up a funeral notice, you know when someone dies people want it in the paper usually, it's a service we provide for the family.	Oh right, right, . Bader Lorenzo Died June 22 1972 Devoted husband to Nicolette. Cherished father of Babritzio and Heidi, In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the holy names society.
nothing, i was just wondering what you were doing.	Oh, I'm just typing up a funeral notice, you know when someone dies people want it in the paper usually, it's a service we provide for the family.
oh hi, what can i do for you?	Nothing, I was just wondering what you were doing.
hi.	Oh Hi, what can I do for you?
after my wife died, grammoo moved in here to help take care of vada. they were very close, but lately as her mind's been wandering more and more, vada's been acting kinda crazy. i'm sure she'll snap out of it though.	I'm sure she will.
i shouldn't stick my nose in other people's business. it's just that i like vada, very much.	After my wife died, Grammoo moved in here to help take care of Vada. They were very close, but lately as her mind's been wandering more and more, Vada's been acting kinda crazy. I'm sure she'll snap out of it though.
thanks, listen i wanna apologize for the other day downstairs, about vada, i was a little harsh.	I shouldn't stick my nose in other people's business. It's just that I like Vada, very much.
excuse me harry, i'm sorry, i just wanna let you know that the flowers were delivered. and the room's all set up.	Thanks, listen I wanna apologize for the other day downstairs, about Vada, I was a little harsh.
can not do without, harry's wild about me.	Excuse me Harry, I'm sorry, I just wanna let you know that the flowers were delivered. And the room's all set up.
harry, i really think she.....	She's a perfectly happy eleven year old girl, look, don't give me any advice about my daughter, okay?
she was raised in a funeral home, she knows a thing or two about it.	Harry, I really think she.....
i don't think so, i think she's confused about death.	She was raised in a funeral home, she knows a thing or two about it.
oh that, she just likes to play.	I don't think so, I think she's confused about death.
well the other night at dinner...	Oh that, she just likes to play.
what do you mean??	Well the other night at dinner...
harry?  i was just wondering, if there is anything wrong with vada.	What do you mean??
that wasn't an image. she was an old school marm.  fix it.	Harry?  I was just wondering, if there is anything wrong with Vada.
i just wanted to get past this &quot;old school marm&quot; image.	That wasn't an image. She WAS an old school Marm.  Fix it.
she did. this photo was taken a month ago at the church food drive.	I just wanted to get past this &quot;old school Marm&quot; image.
i think she looks nice! her lips are very thin so i used the gloss to give them a more sensual quality, and her eyes just needed a little definition, and her hair, i'm sorry, nobody wears this hairdo anymore in 1972.	She did. This photo was taken a month ago at the church food drive.
this was the reverend porter's wife, you have her looking like a two dollar hooker.	I think she looks nice! Her lips are very thin so I used the gloss to give them a more sensual quality, and her eyes just needed a little definition, and her hair, I'm sorry, nobody wears this hairdo anymore in 1972.
you don't like it?	This was the Reverend Porter's wife, you have her looking like a two dollar hooker.
could you take a look at mrs. porter?	Yeah.
uh huh?	Could you take a look at Mrs. Porter?
great, you can start right away. call me harry. now, umm, is this what you'd normally wear for work? don't get me wrong, i like it, very much, but the....	I promise i'll take good care of these people, they deserve it, they're dead, all they've got left is their looks.
okay mr. sultenfuss, you got a deal.	Great, you can start right away. Call me Harry. Now, umm, is this what you'd normally wear for work? Don't get me wrong, I like it, very much, but the....
you'd be doing hair and makeup and answering the phone.	Okay Mr. Sultenfuss, you got a deal.
ohh, oh sure it's no big deal, you see all my former clients will eventually die, and all your clients used to be alive, so they have something in common.	You'd be doing hair and makeup and answering the phone.
oh, you still want it? even though uhh...	Ohh, oh sure it's no big deal, you see all my former clients will eventually die, and all your clients used to be alive, so they have something in common.
i need the job.	Oh, You still want it? Even though uhh...
pardon?	I need the job.
excuse me, what about the job?	Pardon?
deceased.	The add just said &quot;Makeup Artist&quot;
stiffs??	Deceased.
yes they are.	Stiffs??
they're dead?	Yes they are.
uhh, miss devoto, these people are already at ease. this is not a beauty parlor, it's a funeral parlor.	They're dead?
i have a wonderful disposition, i put people right at ease.	Uhh, Miss devoto, these people are already at ease. This is not a Beauty Parlor, it's a Funeral Parlor.
uhh, miss devoto...	I have a wonderful disposition, I put people right at ease.
i'm a licensed cosmetologist, i worked for two years, at the &quot;dino raphael&quot; salon, all my customers cried when i told them i was leaving.	Uhh, Miss devoto...
i think it's still available.	I'm a licensed cosmetologist, I worked for two years, at the &quot;Dino Raphael&quot; Salon, all my customers cried when I told them I was leaving.
it's still available i hope?	I think it's still available.
i think every time i see a climbing tree i'll think of thomas j.	That's good, memories are good sweetheart. Vada, I'm sorry; I was trying to keep it from you, I just couldn't. You're a good girl, and I want you to be happy; don't be an old grump like me.  Seeya in the morning.
yes, i did, very much for a long time, and even now, i get a little sad when i think of a pretty flower or a sunset that your mother would have liked.	I think every time I see a climbing tree i'll think of Thomas J.
do you miss her?	Yes, I did, very much for a long time, and even now, I get a little sad when I think of a pretty flower or a sunset that your mother would have liked.
uh huh. you know what your mother did when she found out she was gonna have you? she came home and painted this whole room pink. she was so sure she was gonna have a little girl.	Do you miss her?
really?	Uh huh. You know what your mother did when she found out she was gonna have you? She came home and painted this whole room pink. She was so sure she was gonna have a little girl.
she was pretty, and kind, she had your eyes. oh boy did she love to laugh. sometimes when you laugh, you sound just like her.	Really?
what was my mama like?	She was pretty, and kind, she had your eyes. Oh boy did she love to laugh. Sometimes when you laugh, you sound just like her.
ahh, that little chevy was your mothers favorite car.	What was my mama like?
in the garage.	Ahh, that little Chevy was your mothers favorite car.
i forgot about that picture, where did you find it?	In the garage.
i found this.	I forgot about that picture, where did you find it?
the bees killed thomas j, and i killed my mother.	No, no.
what??	The bees killed Thomas J, and I killed my mother.
did i kill my mother?	What??
he's gone sweetheart. he's gone!	Get away, get away!!
he's okay isn't he?	There were just too many of 'em.
he was allergic to bees.	He's okay isn't he?
why not?	He was allergic to bees.
no sweetheart, you can't.	Why not?
maybe i should go over and yell at him.	No sweetheart, you can't.
i told him not to tease those bees. did he get stung?	Maybe I should go over and yell at him.
vada, something happened to thomas j last night, he stepped on a beehive.	I told him not to tease those bees. Did he get stung?
he's getting big.  vada, come here and sit down for a minute.	Vada, something happened to Thomas J last night, he stepped on a beehive.
yes.	He's getting big.  Vada, come here and sit down for a minute.
is that the fish you won at the carnival?	Yes.
feeding my fish.	Is that the fish you won at the carnival?
what are you doing.	Feeding my fish.
hi.	What are you doing.
hi vada.	Hi.
i fall asleep at the wheel.	I'll ride on the bumper cars with you!
we're having the wedding sometime near the end of the summer.	Not acknowledging Harry's comment You'll be okay little fish.
i like the freak show.	I know, I know, let's go on the &quot;sit on the bench and rest&quot; ride.
yes..	Hey guess what? We're going to the carnival tonight, be ready to go in 10 minutes.
when??	In a minute, look it's hot, sweetie you'll burn your nose, look out.
soon honey, soon.	When??
when?	Soon honey, soon.
no, sweetie, not yet.	When?
are they ready yet?	No, sweetie, not yet.
dad, didn't you say you needed prunes real bad?	Ahh, Vada, just put anything you want in the cart, anything at all.  I don't know what's gotten into her today.
hey, ouch, damn it!! vada, watch what you're doing.	Sorry.
can i go too?	Naah, I think you'd better stay here and keep Grammoo company.
she likes to play bingo.	Can I go too?
why?	She likes to play bingo.
well shelly's coming over, we're gonna go together.	Why?
you never cared before.	Well Shelly's coming over, we're gonna go together.
ahh, i just wanna look nice.	You never cared before.
dad, why are you dressed up to go to bingo?	Ahh, I just wanna look nice.
goodnight vada.	Dad, why are you dressed up to go to bingo?
the money?	Ahh, maybe next summer.
what?	The money?
dad??	What?
i love this guy!	Dad??
dad?	I love this guy!
last month you wanted to play the violin. then you wanted to be a ventriloquist.	Dad?
shelly thinks i'd be a good writer.	Last month you wanted to play the violin. Then you wanted to be a ventriloquist.
any more soda left?	Shelly thinks I'd be a good writer.
it's for school, for summer writing class.	Any more soda left?
that's a lot of money for a little girl.	It's for school, for summer writing class.
daddy, can i have thirty five dollars?	That's a lot of money for a little girl.
of course not.	Then who's it for?
is it for a child?	Of course not.
they come in all sizes honey, just like shoes.	Is it for a child?
daddy, how come that coffin's so small?	They come in all sizes honey, just like shoes.
dad?	I'm embalming my high school teacher, don't sing.  All right Arthur, just a slide of the needle.....
vada!	Dad?
hand me the canula.	VADA!
cruella deville stole all the puppies, she was gonna make a fur out of 'em!	Hand me the canula.
vada, we're trying to work here.	Cruella deville stole all the puppies, she was gonna make a fur out of 'em!
daddy guess what i beat thomas j in monopoly yesterday.	Ya, that rack holds six ties.
vada, just put 'em on the stool.	Daddy guess what I beat Thomas J in monopoly yesterday.
ahem.	Vada, just put 'em on the stool.
i was born jaundiced. once i sat on a toilet seat at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids. and i've learned to live with this chicken bone that's been lodged in my throat for the past three years, so i knew dad would be devastated when he learned of my latest affliction.  dad, i don't wanna upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. it can only mean one thing.  cancer.  i'm dying.	O.K. Sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge.
no, no no....	Look if you think you know how, why don't you pre-measure the briquettes in little packages, put out a product, support me for a while!
that's what i do. do you wanna do it??	No, no no....
harry harry harry harry harry, i told you to use fewer briquettes and now look what you've done. you've cremated them.	That's what I do. Do you wanna do it??
no, she's just driving over here, then we're taking my car. how do i look?	Like a Sultenfuss. Go get 'em.
oh she's picking you up, good you're on the right track.	No, she's just driving over here, then we're taking my car. How do I look?
oh, i'm running late. shelly'll be here any minute.	Oh she's picking you up, good you're on the right track.
did you not tell vada i'm a womanizer huh?	Oh, I'm running late. Shelly'll be here any minute.
are you sure about all this?	Did you not tell Vada I'm a womanizer huh?
harry, i'm serious, trust me harry this woman's lifting us in, you gotta treat her like every tom dick and harry.	Are you sure about all this?
oh come on.	Harry, I'm serious, trust me Harry this woman's lifting us in, you gotta treat her like every Tom Dick and Harry.
that's true. harry harry sit down, let me fill you in on today's women, since the last time you dated, something happened, &quot;the sexual revolution&quot;, now before that, you used to have to hold a door open for a woman, pull her chair out, pick up the check, no more no more, you wanna know what else is missing? bras!	Oh come on.
the last date i had was twenty years ago.	That's true. Harry Harry sit down, let me fill you in on today's women, since the last time you dated, something happened, &quot;The Sexual Revolution&quot;, now before that, you used to have to hold a door open for a woman, pull her chair out, pick up the check, no more no more, you wanna know what else is missing? BRAS!
why?	The last date I had was twenty years ago.
i'm very nervous.	Why?
oh yes, oh that's great.	I'm very nervous.
nothing, i'm dressing.	Oh, you're dressing, uh huh, Harry Harry Harry Harry, don't you know it's not nice to lie to your big brother?
well well well, what's going on in here?	Nothing, I'm dressing.
thank you. bye.	Bye.
sure.	Thank you. Bye.
will you tell her i came by?	Sure.
well maybe she'll feel better in a couple of days.	Will you tell her I came by?
oh, i'm judy, i go to school with her, i wanted to tell her i'm sorry about thomas j.	Well maybe she'll feel better in a couple of days.
yes she is, but she's very upset, so she's not seeing anyone.	Oh, I'm Judy, I go to school with her, I wanted to tell her I'm sorry about Thomas J.
hi, is vada home?	Yes she is, but she's very upset, so she's not seeing anyone.
hi.	Hi, is Vada home?
we'd love to hear it.	Weeping willow with your tears running down, Why do you always weep and frown, Is it because he left you one day, Is it because he could not stay, On your branches he would swing, Do you long for the happiness that they would bring, He found shelter in your shade, He thought his laughter would never fade, Weeping willow stop your tears, There is something to calm your fears, You think death as if you forever part, But I know he'll always be in your heart.
i can't stay, i just came to read my poem.	We'd love to hear it.
i...i was gonna bring her to class next week. i wanted to hear your poem. oh vada, please honey i cared for him too, vada please! vada, vada sweetheart don't.....	Get away from me!
no....	I...I was gonna bring her to class next week. I wanted to hear your poem. Oh Vada, please honey I cared for him too, Vada please! Vada, Vada sweetheart don't.....
that's suzanne.  she and i are gonna be married this fall.	No....
who's that?	That's Suzanne.  She and I are gonna be married this Fall.
pause as he takes all this in i think your dad would miss you.	No he wouldn't, I can't go home.
i love you like my dad loves shelly. i wanna live here.	Pause as he takes all this in I think your Dad would miss you.
oh, vada...	I love you like my Dad loves Shelly. I wanna live here.
mr. bixler,  i love you.	Oh, Vada...
come here, sit down over here.	Mr. Bixler,  I love you.
justin and ronda say that i should tell people what i feel.	Come here, sit down over here.
okay, okay we don't have to talk about him, vada, vada we don't have to talk about him, it's okay. we won't talk about him all right?	Justin and Ronda say that I should tell people what I feel.
please.	Loads of ice-cream by Vada Sultenfuss I like ice-cream a whole lot, It tastes good when days are hot, On a cone or in a dish, This would be my only wish, Vanilla, chocolate or rocky road, Even with pie a la mode.
i wrote a poem too.	Please.
uhhh, va, uhh, vada.	I wrote a poem too.
uh huh, i wanna be a writer.	Vada, this is an adult writing class.
for this class?	Uh huh, I wanna be a writer.
i paid the money.	For this class?
no. well, guess i'll go home and finish off war &amp; peace.	It's summer! You're kids! Go play!
me, two hours a week, talking about poetry. this an interrogation vada?	No. Well, guess i'll go home and finish off War &amp; Peace.
what do you get for that?	Me, two hours a week, talking about poetry. This an interrogation Vada?
thirty five dollars.	What do you get for that?
how much does it cost?	Thirty five dollars.
well i'm gonna teach creative writing this summer, so, i'm doing some work.	How much does it cost?
how are you gonna get the money for this old house if you're not working?	Well I'm gonna teach creative writing this summer, so, I'm doing some work.
well, you never can tell...  i might get a pet.	How are you gonna get the money for this old house if you're not working?
this is one big house for one single person.	Well, you never can tell...  I might get a pet.
well i just bought it, now i'm fixing it up.	This is one big house for one single person.
mr. bixler, how come you're painting this old house?	Well I just bought it, now I'm fixing it up.
yes, and now i'm reading war &amp; peace for fun.	No wonder you're my prize pupil. What about you Thomas J?
really? already? the summer's just begun.	Yes, and now I'm reading War &amp; Peace for fun.
it's okay. mr. bixler, i finished all the books for summer reading.	Really? Already? The summer's just begun.
mademoiselle sultenfuss and the amazing dr. j! how's the summer treating you?	It's okay. Mr. Bixler, I finished all the books for summer reading.
cause she gets scared of all those dead people in her house, and you know that saying, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, well if she's one of them, she won't be as scared.	You know what I think? I think Vada's very lucky to have a friend like you.
why do you think she says that?	Cause she gets scared of all those dead people in her house, and you know that saying, If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, well if she's one of them, she won't be as scared.
no.	Why do you think she says that?
do you think she is?	No.
cause she's dying.	Do you think she is?
oh yes, yes.	Cause she's dying.
cool, can i get one for vada?	Oh yes, yes.
so you fill it with water like this, and what have you got? a water gun.	Cool, can I get one for Vada?
my dad was funny?	Well he wasn't one of the Marx brothers, but he made me laugh.
now when i see him with shelly, sometimes he seems like the old harry.	My Dad was funny?
really?	Now when I see him with Shelly, sometimes he seems like the old Harry.
after your mother died, he was sad all the time, but before that, he was pretty funny.	Really?
why?	After your mother died, he was sad all the time, but before that, he was pretty funny.
yes i do, and i think she's very good for your father.	Why?
do you like her?	Yes I do, and I think she's very good for your father.
probably.	Do you like her?
does he love her?	Probably.
he likes her.	Does he love her?
he must like shelly, i never saw him hit anyone in his life.	He likes her.
goodnight.	Goodnight.
okay, get in to bed.	Goodnight.
i will i promise.	Okay, get in to bed.
i'll tell you what, you dedicate your first book to me, and we'll forget about the whole thing.	I will I promise.
i'll pay it back, besides, i don't think i'll ever go to class again.	I'll tell you what, you dedicate your first book to me, and we'll forget about the whole thing.
it's okay sweetheart.	I'll pay it back, besides, I don't think i'll ever go to class again.
i think it should be outlawed.	Believe me, some day, you'll feel differently.
it's actually a very beautiful thing, and look there wouldn't have been a vada.	I think it should be outlawed.
my mommy and daddy did that?	It's actually a very beautiful thing, and look there wouldn't have been a Vada.
it's okay, come on upstairs, we have to have a little talk.	My Mommy and Daddy did THAT?
i'm eleven and a half.	It's okay, come on upstairs, we have to have a little talk.
how old are you?	I'm eleven and a half.
what do you mean you're hemorrhaging?	I don't want, I don't need your help....
i'm hemorrhaging.	What do you mean you're hemorrhaging?
well he just left, what's wrong?	I'm hemorrhaging.
where's daddy?	Well he just left, what's wrong?
vada, vada, what's the matter?	Where's Daddy?
daddy??!?!?!	Vada, Vada, what's the matter?
no!	Yes!!
vada? would you like us to get you another goldfish?	NO!, He's fine.  Fish are very resilient animals you know. Don't worry, I won't get another fish.
i won, i won!!!	Oh great!!
nephritis? it's a kidney disease, you don't get it from hot dogs.	Well, I'm no doctor. All I know is, the next day they had really high fevers, and their faces got very fat. They baffled medical science, they were in a magazine.
i don't think that that roller coaster agreed with your bad stomach. you know vada you have to watch what you eat here, i remember one time i went to a carnival with my cousins david and frank, and they both ate hot dogs, and the next day they came down with nephritis.	Nephritis? It's a kidney disease, you don't get it from hot dogs.
this is danny and ralph, they own the dino raphael salon in detroit.  we used to be married.	Are you here to take Shelly back?
i like my name.	This is Danny and Ralph, they own the Dino Raphael salon in Detroit.  We used to be married.
uh huh, why?	See food!
hey shelly, like seafood?	Uh huh, why?
hey, i thought i recognized you two, hi vada.	Hi.
ssshhhhh, i don't want them to see me.	Aarrggh.
do you like putting makeup on people?	Uh huh, i've been trying to get out to Hollywood for years to do makeup for all the stars, I haven't gotten there yet.  All right, open your eyes.
they'll come around. close your eyes, i wanna bring out the gorgeous color in them. the first rule in applying eye makeup, is you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.	Do you like putting makeup on people?
the boys at school don't think i am.	They'll come around. Close your eyes, I wanna bring out the gorgeous color in them. The first rule in applying eye makeup, is you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.
yes, vada i think you're very pretty. you've got these great big sparkling eyes, the cutest little nose, an amazing mouth.	The boys at school don't think I am.
shelly, do you think i'm pretty?	Yes, Vada I think you're very pretty. You've got these great big sparkling eyes, the cutest little nose, an amazing mouth.
no.	Come here, sit down.
have you ever tried any?	No.
i think lipstick looks fake, no-ones lips are that color.	Have you ever tried any?
a girl's always gotta look her best.	I think lipstick looks fake, no-ones lips are that color.
so how come you're putting lipstick on?	A girl's always gotta look her best.
no.	So how come you're putting lipstick on?
are you going out somewhere?	No.
you don't have to wait, daddy'll be mad if you're late.	Okay.
sure.	You don't have to wait, daddy'll be mad if you're late.
can i use your bathroom first?	Sure.
bye. well miss vada, what d'you say we head back?	Can I use your bathroom first?
daddy said it's bad when people get divorced.	Well, sometimes married people just find out they can't live with each other.
no, i'm divorced.	Daddy said it's bad when people get divorced.
are you married?	No, I'm divorced.
what are they about?	Mostly love, and romance.
uh huh.	What are they about?
did you read all these books?	Uh huh.
i would.	Thomas?
ohh, right. would you like a soda?	I would.
big ringo fan.	Ohh, right. Would you like a soda?
can we look around in your camper?	Sure. I'll give you the royal tour.
hi.	Can we look around in your camper?
my ball, i lost my ball.	Come on sweetie.
vada? vada?? what happened??	My ball, I lost my ball.
he won't give it to me.	Well you don't know that. Ask him.
i think you'd make a fine writer, did you ask your dad?	He won't give it to me.
shut your big fat mouth!	I think you'd make a fine writer, did you ask your Dad?
maybe black means you're happy?	I don't think so.  Shelly, how can I get thirty five dollars?
ooh, that's a pretty ring you're wearing.	It's a mood ring, it tells what mood I'm in.
chocolate?	Ooh, that's a pretty ring you're wearing.
he's allergic to everything.	Chocolate?
you know vada, you shouldn't let those girls upset you.	I'm not upset. I will never play with those girls. I only surround myself with people who I find intellectually stimulating.
who's winning?	I am.
she's shy.	Oh.
yes it is.	That's really cool.
is that your camper?	Yes it is.
oh great!	Hey there's your Dad and Shelly.
what are you saving for?	Nothing in particular, just putting it away for a rainy day.
well, i guess you found my secret hiding place.	What are you saving for?
eeeeuuuww, gross.	They're just fun to read.
i'm gonna drive us to liverpool.	Liverpool?
uh huh.	I'm gonna drive us to Liverpool.
wow, this is the coolest thing, like you really eat and sleep here?	Uh huh.
i'm allergic to it.	To chocolate?
thomas j?	I'm allergic to it.
for what?	Well if you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.
would you think of me?	For what?
what?	Would you think of me?
okay, seeya.  vada?	What?
seeya tomorrow.	Okay, seeya.  Vada?
okay.	Seeya tomorrow.
well, let's spit on it.	Okay.
you better not either.	Well, let's spit on it.
umm, ummmmm	Just, hurry.
say something it's too quiet.	Umm, Ummmmm
okay, okay.	Okay on the count of three.
just do it.	Okay, okay.
but then i won't be able to see anything.	Just do it.
close your eyes.	But then I won't be able to see anything.
uh huh.  okay, enough practice.	Close your eyes.
like this?	Uh huh.  Okay, enough practice.
here, practice on your arm like this.	Like this?
but, i don't know how.	Here, practice on your arm like this.
maybe we should, just to see what's the big deal.	But, I don't know how.
no.	Maybe we should, just to see what's the big deal.
uh huh.	No.
like they do on tv?	Uh huh.
have you ever kissed anyone?	Like they do on TV?
not true.	Have you ever kissed anyone?
yes it is, cause then he'll give you all a's and it won't be fair.	Not true.
it is not.	Yes it is, cause then he'll give you all A's and it won't be fair.
you can't marry a teacher, it's against the law.	It is not.
i'm gonna marry mr. bixler.	You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law.
well when you get older, you just have to.	I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler.
i dunno..	Please, it's real hot, maybe we can go swimming?
hi vada, can you come out?	I dunno..
oh, that's probably thomas j, i don't wanna see him. it's not fair. nothing happens to boys.	Hi Vada, can you come out?
no, i'm hiding out.	Okay, seeya.
you can come to my house for dinner?	No, I'm hiding out.
leave then, some friend you are.	You can come to my house for dinner?
i have to anyway, my mom will be worried.	Leave then, some friend you are.
then go home, baby.	I have to anyway, my mom will be worried.
i'm hungry, i can't last any longer.	Then go home, baby.
he likes her better than me.	I'm hungry, I can't last any longer.
i do, she's real funny.	He likes her better than me.
i don't like her.	I do, she's real funny.
so now you'll have a mother.	I don't like her.
they're getting married?	So now you'll have a mother.
you're such a retard, it was an engagement ring.	They're getting married?
wow, was it a decoder ring?	You're such a retard, it was an engagement ring.
my dad gave shelly a ring.	Wow, was it a decoder ring?
why are you running away?	My Dad gave Shelly a ring.
i'm tired of running away. besides, we past this place two times already. we're not getting nowhere.	Why are you running away?
get up!?	I'm tired of running away. Besides, we past this place two times already. We're not getting nowhere.
no, you can't, they have enough kids, you'll have to live with the partridge family.	Really?
i wanna live with them too.	No, you can't, they have enough kids, you'll have to live with the Partridge Family.
california, i'm going to hollywood to live with the brady bunch.	I wanna live with them too.
bye mrs. sennett.	Bye Ma.
come on, let's go.	Bye Mrs. Sennett.
hi, wanna ride bikes?	Sure.
hi vada.	Hi, wanna ride bikes?
but i have my clothes on!	Do it!
jump in the water!!	But I have my clothes on!
hurry!!!	Jump in the water!!
i am running faster!!	Hurry!!!
run faster they're after us!!	I am running faster!!
got it!	My mood ring! It fell off! I gotta find it!
for their meat.	Got it!
what do you want it for anyway?	For their meat.
you're right, let's knock it down.	What do you want it for anyway?
are you crazy, you'll get stung!!	You're right, let's knock it down.
stand back.	Are you crazy, you'll get stung!!
so?	Stand back.
pointing there's a beehive right there!	So?
what?	Pointing There's a beehive right there!
woah!!	What?
this!!	HEY YOU!!!!  I'm gonna get you!!!  I'll get you!!!!
what?	THIS!!
hey vada, guess what we got?	What?
go???	You know I'm not allowed outside my myself after dark.
can we go yet?	Go???
watch bingo? i don't even like to play bingo.	Duck!
we're not gonna bet, we're just gonna watch.	Watch bingo? I don't even like to play bingo.
they're not gonna let us in vada, we're kids.	We're not gonna bet, we're just gonna watch.
bed wetter!	I stopped that!
i am not.	Bed wetter!
pacifist!	I am not.
i told you i'll get in trouble.	Pacifist!
let's go to the church, they're playing bingo tonight.	I told you i'll get in trouble.
what do you want? my mom will skin me alive if she finds i'm out here.	Let's go to the church, they're playing bingo tonight.
sorry.	What do you want? My mom will skin me alive if she finds I'm out here.
don't do that!!	Sorry.
here.	Don't DO that!!
it doesn't matter, 'cause they're not regular horses, they got wings, and it's no big deal if you fall, you just land in cloud.	That doesn't sound so bad, come on, we'll never find that streamer.
but, what if you're afraid to ride horses?	It doesn't matter, 'cause they're not regular horses, they got wings, and it's no big deal if you fall, you just land in cloud.
i think, everybody gets their own white horse, and all they do is ride and eat marshmallows all day, and everybody's best friends with everybody else, when you play sports, there's no teams, so nobody gets picked last.	But, what if you're afraid to ride horses?
heaven.	I think, everybody gets their own white horse, and all they do is ride and eat marshmallows all day, and everybody's best friends with everybody else, when you play sports, there's no teams, so nobody gets picked last.
what?	Heaven.
what do you think it's like?	What?
no. grammoo said she's in heaven.	What do you think it's like?
do you remember her?	No. Grammoo said she's in heaven.
it's my mother.	Do you remember her?
who's that with your dad?	It's my mother.
yes.	Who's that with your Dad?
is that your dad?	Yes.
never mind.	Is that your Dad?
hey, where does it say that?	Never mind.
you have no personality.	Hey, where does it say that?
what?	You have no personality.
hmmmm, interesting.	What?
come on, it's fun.	Hmmmm, interesting.
no, i don't wanna.	Come on, it's fun.
that was grammoo's. it's a phrenology chart, they used to study the bumps in your head to see if you had a good personality or not. come here, i'll diagnose your head.	No, I don't wanna.
hey look at this!	That was Grammoo's. It's a phrenology chart, they used to study the bumps in your head to see if you had a good personality or not. Come here, i'll diagnose your head.
where's your bike?	Oh, in the garage. Walk me over.
a girl can never wear enough eye shadow.	Where's your bike?
what's wrong with your eyes?	A girl can never wear enough eye shadow.
no.	What's wrong with your eyes?
your lip bleeding?	No.
uh huh.	Okay, OW!
if i do it, can we go?	Uh huh.
it'll bleed.	If I do it, can we go?
it's a mosquito bite.	It'll bleed.
you could pick that scab on your arm.	It's a mosquito bite.
naah, i don't wanna.	You could pick that scab on your arm.
hey, we can become blood brothers.	Naah, I don't wanna.
yeah he got away. come on let's go.	Hey, we can become blood brothers.
reel it in.  he's only tiny, throw him back.	I don't like touching fish, how do you pull the hook out without touching it?
i'm trying.	Reel it in.  He's only tiny, throw him back.
hurry!	I'm trying.
oh no!  uuh.	Hurry!
big deal, i can do that too.  thomas j, you got something!	Oh no!  UUH.
i'm gonna be an acrobat when i grow up.	Big deal, I can do that too.  Thomas J, you got something!
maybe they had a big breakfast.	I'm gonna be an acrobat when I grow up.
it's not a real school, it's a writing class, i wanna be a writer.	She only wants to do it because her sweetie pie's the teacher.
she's crazy, she wants to go to school over the summer.	It's not a real school, it's a writing class, I wanna be a writer.
it doesn't work, it always stays black.	It's only black when you're around 'cause you put me in a bad mood.
why? it's not dinner time yet.	Dinner time?? You're like a dog! You just go home to eat.
no, i'm going home.	Why? It's not dinner time yet.
i don't wanna talk to a teacher, it's summer!	Hi Mr. Bixler!
that's mr. bixler, let's go talk to him.	I don't wanna talk to a teacher, it's summer!
at what?	That's Mr. Bixler, let's go talk to him.
hey look at this, no feet!	Oh wow, a real evil canieval.
i knew he wouldn't come.	I can't, I have to go home.
you don't miss much.	Part of being a New Yorker.
i honestly wish i could...	I'll call George's parents. Tell them I need a best man who actually looks after me.
stay, huh?	I honestly wish I could...
i'm just glad someone finally put this thing in its proper perspective.	Stay, huh?
what?	I'm just glad someone finally put this thing in its proper perspective.
well, i'm close to her.  i wanted to meet the one that got away.	What?
long trip.  pretty nice of you to come.	Well, I'm close to her.  I wanted to meet the one that got away.
something like that.	Long trip.  Pretty nice of you to come.
and i'm supposed to respect your fashion tips, because you're what, a new yorker?	Something like that.
you should look like you dressed yourself.	And I'm supposed to respect your fashion tips, because you're what, a New Yorker?
i should look different.	You should look like you dressed yourself.
... trouser width, this is all classic.  which means safe, something i'd wear.	I should look different.
yeah, it's in the contract.	Well, then, I'll take it up with her.
i'll think about it.  i'm okay.	Oh, you're more than okay.
i did what i came to do.	Good girl.
digger and george are with family in the hamptons until monday morning.  brevity is even more in order than usual.	Hey, handsome.  Brevity this...
tell him you know this is the worst, dumbest, cruelest moment to do this to him.  but there it is, and he has to choose.	And what will he do?
needing.	To belong to someone.
tell him you're afraid of love. afraid of needing.	Needing.
i'm moving this book to viking.	Tell him you're afraid of love. Afraid of needing.
tell him you've loved him for nine years, but you were afraid to realize it.	I'm moving this book to Viking.
i'm taking my next book to viking.	Tell him you've loved him for nine years, but you were afraid to realize it.
tell him you love him.  with all your heart.	I'm taking my next book to Viking.
you're going to say it, aren't you?	Tell him you love him.  With all your heart.
major.  dish.	Manicure...
two words.	Major.  Dish.
i suppose it's too late to start over.	It's too late to start over.
how do you know you can touch that plug? are you a licensed contractor?	What do you suggest?
i give.	I can't even say it.
don't be ridiculous, we're having a serious conversation!	I give.
elmer's glue?	DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, WE'RE HAVING A SERIOUS CONVERSATION!
that was thursday.	Elmer's Glue?
ben gay.	That was Thursday.
try less appropriate.	Ben Gay.
neosporin?	Try less appropriate.
i wish.	Neosporin?
zit cream?	I wish.
jesus.  you're supposed to take your make-up off before you apply the m...	I KNOW THAT!  I WAS DISTRACTED BY GRIEF!
someday she'll thank you.	Let's not get carried away.
beyond reason.  the feminist warrior will rise up in this kid, and she'll be standing over his sleeping form with a butcher knife, selecting from a short list of body parts!	Someday she'll thank you.
the man you love.	Beyond reason.  The feminist warrior will rise up in this kid, and she'll be standing over his sleeping form with a butcher knife, selecting from a short list of body parts!
i am breaking her heart in the short run, but doing her a gigantic favor! she would be miserable tagging along after this insensitive doofus!	The man you love.
impressive.	I am breaking her heart in the short run, but doing her a gigantic favor! She would be miserable tagging along after this insensitive doofus!
i don't know the meaning of the word guilt!	Impressive.
it's not his happiness you're feeling guilty about...	I don't know the meaning of the word guilt!
he was in love with me every day for nine years.  i can make him happier than she can.	It's not his happiness you're feeling guilty about...
sure.	He was in love with me every day for nine years.  I can make him happier than she can.
and you believe that.	Sure.
this is my whole life's happiness. i have to be ruthless.	And you believe that.
... and having "done the right thing" will only really be comforting, oh, maybe, five, six times.	This is my whole life's happiness. I have to be ruthless.
you've been working on this, huh?	... and having "done the right thing" will only really be comforting, oh, maybe, five, six times.
there are 18,250 nights in the next 50 years...	You've been working on this, huh?
go figure you.	Because I realized.  When I see him say "I do," that knife will be in my heart.  And it will be there every...
i was devastated.	Go figure you.
you like her.	If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her.
what i mean, when i say annoyingly perfect, is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection. it is vulnerable and endearing. and that is annoying as shit.	You like her.
i noticed.  i'm on the noon back. we have this thing with george's family in the hamptons.	You're butting in.
you flew all the way h...	I noticed.  I'm on the noon back. We have this thing with George's family in the Hamptons.
when i'm talking to children.	You flew all the way h...
chill?  since when do you say ch...	When I'm talking to children.
chill.  we don't want your face coming off with it.	Chill?  Since when do you say ch...
i can see why.	She knows him maybe five seconds, plus she has billions of dollars, plus she's perfect, so don't go feeling sorry for Miss Pre-Teen Illinois!
he's adored me for nine goddamn years.	I can see why.
you have a real philosophy of life.	It's called the Law of Love, asshole.
same difference.  if you love someone, it's your duty to save them from themselves.	You have a real philosophy of life.
no, he's ruining yours.	Same difference.  If you love someone, it's your duty to save them from themselves.
you have no appropriate sense of emergency.  my best friend is ruining his life.	No, he's ruining yours.
i have a suggestion...	I'll have to kill myself before I call him.
we'll never be the same.	I have a suggestion...
he can't do that to me!	We're about to find out.
then why are you compulsively eating? if you're not hysterical?	He can't do that to me!
he's not proposing marriage, there's no way i'm buying one word of th...	Then why are you compulsively eating? If you're not hysterical?
desperate.  to talk.	He's not proposing marriage, there's no way I'm buying one word of th...
you think...	Desperate.  To talk.
blood oath.	He says, "Swear.  When we're both 28, if we've never been married... we marry each other!"
he takes a razor from his dinky little dopp kit, cuts his fingertip, takes my hand, does the same to me...	Blood oath.
i've lost interest.	He takes a razor from his dinky little dopp kit, cuts his fingertip, takes my hand, does the same to me...
whenever george tells someone how steadfast i am, he always makes me sound boring.	Solid and genuine is not boring. Michael can be completely insane...
he's the salt of the earth.  kind and loyal and generous.  the one constant thing in my life, is he'll always be there.	He's still in love with you.
no, he's nothing like me.  he's like you.  only straight.	He's the salt of the earth.  Kind and loyal and generous.  The one constant thing in my life, is he'll always be there.
kindred spirits.	No, he's nothing like me.  He's like you.  Only straight.
nine years, we've seen each other through everything.  losing jobs, losing parents, losing lovers... travelled all over, we've had the best times.  the best times of my life, maybe.  just drinking and talking.  even over a phone.	Kindred spirits.
no, no, the opposite.  that's my best friend, michael o'neal. he sounds desperate to talk.	The wandering sportswriter.
sometimes i do.  like for two months.	... weeks.
... i don't send you men, anymore. you don't know what to do with them.	Sometimes I do.  Like for two months.
is newsday a real interview, or just some cute guy you're setting me up w...	... I don't send you men, anymore. You don't know what to do with them.
needs salt.	Is Newsday a real interview, or just some cute guy you're setting me up w...
which is everyone you couldn't get in.	Plus some guys whose food I don't like.
see the pull of a book like twenty chefs, is not who i put in.  it's who i leave out.	Which is everyone you couldn't get in.
i've adjusted, and thanks for asking.	See the pull of a book like Twenty Chefs, is not who I put in.  It's who I leave out.
is it sad to be an editor, and bask only in reflected insincerity?	I've adjusted, and thanks for asking.
if your ass isn't chapped, you are not a good-writer of note.	Is it sad to be an editor, and bask only in reflected insincerity?
is it ever embarrassing, having your bum kissed in public?	If your ass isn't chapped, you are not a good-writer of note.
i never want to go through this again.	That's entirely understandable.
why don't you just drive a stake through my heart?	Have you ever heard of. Irony?
in one minute.  you are going to feel so foolish.	WHY DON'T YOU JUST DRIVE A STAKE THROUGH MY HEART?
yeah, well, lots of couples are imcompat...	I love him.
if you're waiting for "do you take this man?", that's considered poor form.	... that this is all my fault?
don't you see...	If you're waiting for "Do you take this man?", that's considered poor form.
when are you gonna come clean with your folks?	Don't you see...
what with the psychosis and all, yeah.	When are you gonna come clean with your folks?
this must be... very, very, hard on him.	What with the psychosis and all, yeah.
who?  the jerk who's running your life?	This must be... very, very, hard on him.
look at all this beautiful food, so lovingly prepared...	They'll eat it anyway, you ever been to a walk?
uh, kimmy...?	We settled this.  And I reneged. That wasn't fair.
your call.  you can live a lie. in a fabulous selection of red roof inns.  or you can make one desperate stab at hap...	I just don't want to freak him out.
in six months, he'll be happy, settled, successful...	He won't get mad, huh?
only.  if he wants to.	In six months, he'll be happy, settled, successful...
he'll see right through it.	Only.  If he wants to.
exactly what?	What you said.  Make it appear that he's doing you the favor.
exactly.	Exactly what?
so... one almost has to...	Exactly.
gold dog collars? they don't have dogs.	Hello.
for the twins? what in the world is th...	Gold nose hair clippers.
but he always says...	... whatever is manly and independent.
i mean, he loves his job.	Bad games, bad towns, bad pay, bad flights, bad hotels, real bad food. Homeless, rootless, lonely, maybe your copy gets into one issue out of four...
probably am.  forget i brought it up.	I mean, he loves his job.
i just think you're wrong, is all.	Probably am.  Forget I brought it up.
oh, that.  i forgot i even said th...	I just think you're wrong, is all.
about michael's job.	Oh, that.  I forgot I even said th...
stop, we're embarrassing h...	... best valley in New Zealand, best... women's shoes...
... always.  the best dim sum, the best camping stuff...	Stop, we're embarrassing h...
it's not just clubs.  this guy always knows the best everything. the best guitar store, the best beef ribs, the best horowitz record, was he always like the...	... always.  The best dim sum, the best camping stuff...
ju...	No, this happened to me once, almost, it was excruciating!
jesus, we're trapped!	Ju...
he has you on a pedestal.  and me in his arms.	Jesus, we're trapped!
i've missed a step.	He has you on a pedestal.  And me in his arms.
you're enshrined in his heart and memory.  unassailable. which works out great.	I've missed a step.
you win.	You're enshrined in his heart and memory.  Unassailable. Which works out great.
i was gonna predict that.	You win.
and the answer was so simple.	I was gonna predict that.
no.	And the answer was so simple.
i'm not joking.  i had to face up to all my competitive drives, and believe me, i've got 'em.	No.
well, perfection can get wearing after whi...	I'm not joking.  I had to face up to all my competitive drives, and believe me, I've got 'em.
you'll always be there.  in his mind.  the perfect creature he loved for all those y...	Well, perfection can get wearing after whi...
do you get hysterical in small confined spa...	... except one.
but nothing ever could, ever did, give me a moment's pause about this marriage...	Do you get hysterical in small confined spa...
let me rephrase that...	But nothing ever could, ever did, give me a moment's pause about this marriage...
so it's sweet of you to be protective...	Let me rephrase that...
do you get nervous in small confined spaces?	So it's sweet of you to be protective...
and loving him means loving all of this.	Do you get nervous in small confined spaces?
it's been awhile.  i'll take your word.	After two weeks of cataloguing all his faults, I made a command decision that changed my life.
but he sure can kiss.	It's been awhile.  I'll take your word.
a trademark move, don't touch it.	But he sure can kiss.
he sucks soup through his front teeth.	A trademark move, don't touch it.
how about...	... cigars in bed? I broke him on that.  But the bathroom's a swamp, he wears Reeboks to dinner, tells the same, admittedly funny, jokes three hundred times...
well.  you've been introduced to the symphonic range of...	... his snoring, yeah.  He says it's worse than ever.  That snaffle one...?
it depends.  if san antonio sweeps sacramento, we could start there. or phoenix.  or depending on indiana- clevel...	... garden sports, all.  Little swing of maybe fifty degrees Fahrenheit, represents a packing challenge, but there's fine food and cocktails at a choice of Embassy Suit...
so your honeymoon is exactly where?	It depends.  If San Antonio sweeps Sacramento, we could start there. Or Phoenix.  Or depending on Indiana- Clevel...
i'm excited sports illustrated gave him this kind of shot, he's only there a ye...	So your honeymoon is exactly where?
what? because i'm a little understand...	... most sentimental schmucks I pity want a honeymoon after their wedding.  Just to top it off.
... luckiest guy in the northern fucking hemisphere, is all i'm s...	What? Because I'm a little understand...
don't you have to be somewh...	... just my bridal shower.  And Michael has to meet our dads and the groomsmen at Comiskey for a one-thirty game.
that's why michael and i were the wrong fit.  right from the start.	He said that, too.
what else did he tell you...	... you hate weddings, you never go.
not you.  you won't be comfortable unless you're distinctive.	What else did he tell you...
i thought bridesmaids had to wear the same dress.	Not you.  You won't be comfortable unless you're distinctive.
which was the disqualifying factor?	The twin part.  I like to remain impartial in my contempt.
the bridesmaids are my only two female relatives under forty. identical twin debutantes from nashville, who are basically vengeful sluts.  with amazing bodies!	Which was the disqualifying factor?
uh.  how about promoting a bridesmaid?  someone you know for at least forty-five minutes.	The bridesmaids are my only two female relatives under forty. Identical twin debutantes from Nashville, who are basically vengeful sluts.  With amazing bodies!
you can't believe what it'd cost to bring in a temp.	Uh.  How about promoting a bridesmaid?  Someone you know for at least forty-five minutes.
this is a very presumptuous and burdensome fav...	... you want a menage on your wedding night.
see.  dry.  it's in the delivery.	This is a very presumptuous and burdensome fav...
can you watch the road?	See.  Dry.  It's in the delivery.
but i can't be dry.	Can you watch the road?
i can be quick.  i can even be funny.	But I can't be dry.
excuse me?	I can be quick.  I can even be funny.
my heart's in my throat, here. right off, i have to ask this monstrous favor...	You need a few dollars.
well, we're...	I think the best part of marrying this guy is finding you.
all i've heard, from the day i met michael, is julianne this, and julianne that...	Well, we're...
i had this crank call?  from some guy who thinks he saw her? i said, what would a bride be doin', on her wedding...	You are <u<so right.  What a nerve on that guy!  Bring my dress to church, huh?
ex-cuse me?	I had this crank call?  From some guy who thinks he saw her? I said, what would a bride be doin', on her wedding...
it's jules, you guys haven't had a call from, say, kimberly, have you?	Oh, she's slipped out, the little monkey.  Prob'ly with Michael, doin' the nasty.
wallace egregious residence, mandy speaking.	It's Jules, you guys haven't had a call from, say, Kimberly, have you?
i saw the show.	... well, maybe it works on fingers, too.
... look good on kimberly.	Right.  And then it didn't want to come off.  Exactly.
well.  see.  that was a... reflex to see if it would...	... look good on Kimberly.
have you sized up the groomsmen, jules?  as m. of h., you get first fuck.  don't pick the short, hairy, rich one.	... unless he has a hump.
well, you're a little early...	I need to make some calls. Could I use... your office?
nobody has.  so far.	Well, you're a little early...
i haven't caused... a problem, have i?	Nobody has.  So far.
i thought michael was picking me up.	I told him, get the important stuff, Kim's ring.  I'll collect the inconsequentials.
maybe.  i should call ben.	Then it could all come out, sooner or later.  Nobody should be in on this.  Just you and me.  Or, more correctly, I.
and you think he's kept this to himself.	He's too proud to beg for help. And if you wait till this comes out, your offer will be like charity. Completely humiliating.
it doesn't say th...	He's said some things over the past few weeks.  Look, this is why I came up with the idea of you offering him a job.
i think he's been fired.	It doesn't say th...
it's a fax from sports illustrated from ben isaacson, michael's boss.	I know Ben.
julianne, reading my son-in-law's mail, is not something...	Sir, this is important! Haven't you ever in your life cut one corner, to make something important turn out right?
is anybody watching?	I hope so.  This is all too mysterious to waste on just me.
they both have some growing up to do.  but they're good people, they're starting with love. they've got time.	I think you're making a mistake, sir.
under the circumstances.  charmed to know you, jules.	Nice meeting you, too, Walt.
i guess getting him whacked would be politically out of the question.	Under the circumstances.  Charmed to know you, Jules.
if he gives you grief, i'll have him skillfully beaten, where the wounds won't show.	I guess getting him whacked would be politically out of the question.
the kiss.  may be hard.  for you to explain.  because the only fear she really has, is...	... me, yeah.  And she likes Tommy Lasorda.  Case closed.
if you find her...	The kiss.  May be hard.  For you to explain.  Because the only fear she really has, is...
okay, we'll split up.  you go to every romantic place you guys have, i'll go... someplace brilliant, and the first one who...	If you find her...
i'm just thinking of how she's hurting.  lost.  alone.  like her life is over.	That's little egotistical.
course, if it's later rather than sooner, i'd hate to be you at six o'clock.  you've got a lot of explaining to...	I'm just thinking of how she's hurting.  Lost.  Alone.  Like her life is over.
you can't believe you've lost her!  sooner or later, you'll find her, and you'll look in each other's eyes, and you'll see all that love...	Course, if it's later rather than sooner, I'd hate to be you at six o'clock.  You've got a lot of explaining to...
almost three.	That is so romantic.
it's two weeks.	Almost three.
i never forgot that.	It's two weeks.
why would she come here...	This is where I proposed.
i came here, looking for her.	Why would she come here...
i'm so glad you didn't jump on that train, before...	I came here, looking for her.
lower.	The pus that infects the mucous that cruds up the fungus.
lower.	Lower.
actually.  lower.  i am the fungus that feeds on pond scum.  lower. the layer of mucous that cruds up the fung...	Lower.
i mean, do you realize what you've... well, of course you realize, that's why you're confessing, i mean... i mean... how could you do that?	I didn't know it would get sent.  I just wanted you to... get mad at Kimmy... and...
... wrote it, yeah.  i'm the bad guy.	ARE YOU CRAZY?
you're not saying you actually... you're saying that y...	... wrote it, yeah.  I'm the bad guy.
uh.  i saw that moving...	DON'T SPEAK!
jules, what's wrong...	This is the dumbest thing I will ever do.  So dumb, in fact, that I can't.  I don't think.
what's up?	Shhh.
the big hurt, huh?	Nellie Fox.  Walter likes the past.  And he likes the little guys.
... yeah, that.	You never want to do that, see, that's always a... costly turnover.  As they say in the sport biz.
... your one chance for true happiness?	... yeah, that.
i was so confused, so conflicted, so... unstable.	Well, it happens.
oh, yeah.	I was so confused, so conflicted, so... unstable.
thank god you were here.	Oh, yeah.
does that make it right...	Love doesn't have to be right. It just has to be love.
i asked you...	She admits it's her fault.
well.  how come she didn't...	BECAUSE SHE'S AS CHICKENSHIT AS YOU ARE, YOU MORONS ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.
and your point?	Well.  How come she didn't...
this is her family and her fault.	And your point?
she hasn't told anybody, what am i supposed to do?	Get married, apparently.
but the scotch salmon was so fucking good, you decided to stay for brunch!	She hasn't told anybody, what am I supposed to do?
look, i came down here to face everybody.  i didn't want to slink away like some coward...	But the Scotch salmon was so fucking good, you decided to stay for brunch!
i had the craziest dream last night?  walter and kimmy had asked your boss to...	Look, I came down here to face everybody.  I didn't want to slink away like some coward...
or we'll go somewhere.  if you have the time.	If San Antonio sweeps Sacramento...
should we take a walk?  or maybe some food sent up, or something...	I just want to be alone.  Is that okay?
maybe tomorrow, you'll feel dif...	The job thing would have broken us up, eventually, anyway.  She couldn't have lived with it.  I know that now.
no, it's for the best, it really is.  we were so wrong for each other.	Maybe tomorrow, you'll feel dif...
michael...	No, it's for the best, it really is.  We were so wrong for each other.
she denied it.  said i was crazy and paranoid.	A bad combination.
what happened?	It's over.
i'm just tired.  please put her on?  thanks.	"Maybe you should take the job. And dump the girl."
"mike, the funny thing is, he's offering you a gig you'd be stupid to turn down..."	I'm just tired.  Please put her on?  Thanks.
isabelle?  i need to talk to kim...	"Mike, the funny thing is, he's offering you a gig you'd be stupid to turn down..."
michael? what ha...	Mike.  I can't believe I'm doing this to you on the night before your wedding.  But I think you need and deserve to know...
... maybe it's congratulations.	Michael? What ha...
the fax is from ben, too.  man, it's my wedding, and my boss can't leave me alone...	... maybe it's congratulations.
this thing means that much to y...	It means a lot.
listen up, huh? even if you blow this deal, how big could it be?	You're right.  Easy come, easy go.
we could use... his computer, to... just e-mail those suckers right ou...	Tomorrow is Sunday.  Nobody's doing business.  Crack of dawn, Monday, Walter'll take you up there...
it's just... up there... right in front of walter's... y'know, computer. if memory serves.	We could use... his computer, to... just E-mail those suckers right ou...
i forgot how cute you look.  when you get impossible.	It's just... up there... right in front of Walter's... y'know, computer. If memory serves.
me, too.  i'm getting married tomorrow.	That's my point!!
i'm up against a deadline.	Me, too.  I'm getting married tomorrow.
it's no big deal, she just gave you the wrong keys that's s...	ISN'T THERE A GUARD?  A JANITOR? A FUCKING CLEANING WOMAN? I'LL TAKE A BURGLAR!  SOMEBODY'S GOTTA BE IN TH...
will she like it?	Yes.
yeah, kim told me they were giving you their dueling scarlet's act.  actually, they're sophomores at juilliard.	Will she like it?
no accents today.	Yeah, Kim told me they were giving you their Dueling Scarlet's act.  Actually, they're sophomores at Juilliard.
takes me back.	Well.
so we heard it... like, right that... that first...	We danced to it.  Just like this.
where did we first hear th...	The night we met.
dance card filled?	I'll check.  I have it on powerbook, these days.
i wouldn't know.  i never had that many first thoughts.	I mean, you commit to a wedding. And then it seems like... this... momentum, you know?  You forget you... chose it.
i can hardly wait for your wedding.	Me either.
except for that.	I can hardly wait for your wedding.
except for the hot affairs we'll have twice a year.	Except for that.
and i was thinking this could be our last time.  alone.  together. you know?	Except for the hot affairs we'll have twice a year.
you've been the man in mine.	And I was thinking this could be our last time.  Alone.  Together. You know?
you've sort of been... y'know, the woman in my life.	You've been the man in mine.
well.  there's a lot of memories to choose from...	It's more than that.
have you.	Well.  There's a lot of memories to choose from...
i've been thinking a lot the last couple days.  about us, actually.	Have you.
if you like.	I've been thinking a lot the last couple days.  About us, actually.
don't you throw up on boat?	If you like.
no.  i've got you.	Don't you throw up on boat?
you miss her, huh?	No.  I've got you.
kim has all this stuff to do, i hardly see her.	Well, you've got the rest of your lives.
you keep saying that.	Kim has all this stuff to do, I hardly see her.
big weddings are so strange.	You keep saying that.
you guys are heartless, my bride picked this out.	Like I said, dazzling.
michael, it sounds like a wonderful opportun...	Does it, really? How come you never took some sell-out establishment job? You had plenty of chances!
no problem.  a little bullshit about daddy's "needs," and presto, i'm a lap dog in high society.	Michael, it sounds like a wonderful opportun...
why don't you start being honest for one fucking sec...	Michael!!
wow and wow.  you have a date, after this?	Never can tell.
it's weird being the groom.  all these things kimmy has to take care of...	You need a baby-sitter.  That's what I'm here for.
last zoo we were in was... beijing, yeah?  sure.  the rhinos were fucking.	Boy, those were the days.
i switched that around when you weren't looking.	Last zoo we were in was... Beijing, yeah?  Sure.  The rhinos were fucking.
you never eat when you're despondent.	I switched that around when you weren't looking.
i never eat when i'm serene.	You never eat when you're despondent.
you're not eating.	I never eat when I'm serene.
still.  all's fair in love and w...	That would be a girl.  I don't even know.
i got the point.	Still.  All's fair in love and w...
i guess you're right.  that would be deceitful... manipulative... controlling... emascula...	I got the point.
she would never.  never.  even think of that.	I guess you're right.  That would be deceitful... manipulative... controlling... emascula...
i mean walter owns the sox, cable sports... most girls in her spot would be angling to get daddy to offer you some juicy gig right here in t...	She would never.  Never.  Even think of that.
what, leaving school...	... all of it.  She's leaving her family, her friends, everything she knows.  She's putting her career on hold, and she seems a pretty ambitious, driven, kind of pers...
pretty amazing girl, you've got. make that kind of sacrifice.	What, leaving school...
should i whistle down a cab?	Hey, cabs are expensive.  I'm cheap, remember?
the vespa? me hanging on behind in the rain all night?	Till the gas ran out.
firenze.	The Vespa? Me hanging on behind in the rain all night?
where was that, florence, huh?	Firenze.
gimme like, eight and nine off the top ten list...	First girl I ever knew.  Who lets me give her a bath.
she finds him "personable."	Can that kind of defect be passed on genetically?
waiter! check, please!	She finds him "personable."
she admires.  tommy lasorda.	Waiter! Check, please!
is there a coup de grace in here, somewh...	She admires.  Tommy Lasorda.
at first, i thought it was a gag, but she's always done it!	Is there a coup de grace in here, somewh...
quite the little eccentric.	At first, I thought it was a gag, but she's always done it!
every day.  she makes the bed.	Quite the little eccentric.
my very point.  here's another one...	Every day.  She makes the bed.
endearingly absent-minded.	My very point.  Here's another one...
no matter how many times i leave the toilet seat up, she forgets and puts it down.	Endearingly absent-minded.
what's next?	No matter how many times I leave the toilet seat up, she forgets and puts it down.
how can you trust someone you can never mistrust?	What's next?
hate that.	How can you trust someone you can never mistrust?
she's too genuine.	Hate that.
such as.	She's too genuine.
luckily.  the closer i watched, the more the fault came into focus.  each imperfection its own adorable slice of vulnerability.	Such as.
... see, that's what i thought at first.  how can you like someone that perfect? no potential for long-range livability.	Luckily.  The closer I watched, the more the fault came into focus.  Each imperfection its own adorable slice of vulnerability.
i just admire your maturity, that's all.  i mean, there are people who would find that kind of perfection boring.  day after day, year after year...	... see, that's what I thought at first.  How can you like someone that perfect? No potential for long-range livability.
best everything, joe.  but i'm going to dance with you.	Dance?  You don't dance!  You learn to dance??
what's the sec...	Mirrors.
w...	I can't wait for you to meet her!
please come, please.	W...
well, maybe we should talk ab...	I need you.
well, the sox are at home.  si's letting me do a profile on the big hurt.  that's frank...	... Thomas, yeh.
actually, it all starts tomorrow. it's one of those four-day weddings, with all the traditional events, and ten million people flying in from madagascar such.	Well, the Sox are at home.  SI's letting me do a profile on the Big Hurt.  That's Frank...
michael, it's wednesday night, you can't possibly be getting married on su...	Actually, it all starts tomorrow. It's one of those four-day weddings, with all the traditional events, and ten million people flying in from Madagascar such.
but they're so down to earth, such wonderful people...	You've met her parents.
well, sure.	But they're so down to earth, such wonderful people...
well, somet...	I mean she's a junior at Chicago University, she's twenty years old! Like when I first met you.
and she's all wrong for me!	Well, somet...
you don't understand.  i've never felt this way about anybody!	And she's all wrong for me!
well, that's great.  you haven't really had anybody since dingbat jennylee...	You don't understand.  I've never felt this way about anybody!
i've been calling for days!	Yeh, well my old machine kept eating messages.  I tried constructively ignoring it in hopes of improvement, but finally...
fine.  i'm an insensitive, chauvinist asshole, and you're well rid of m...	MICHAEL!!
well, if that's the way you f...	Damn straight, it's how I feel! What's their wedding gift, a little gold collar that says "Mikey-poo"? Or do I have to change my name to "Binky"?
what a sweet little picture.  mommy and daddy aren't losing a daughter, they're gaining a eunuch!	Well, if that's the way you f...
what is that sup...	And what am I supposed to do with my life, huh? I am 28 years old! I work in a low-paying, low-status, zero-respect job which, unfortunately, I happen to fucking love.  How inconvenient.
i'm sure glad i'm hearing all this now, before it's too late!	What is that sup...
well, forgive me for screwing up your plans!	I'm sure glad I'm hearing all this now, before it's too late!
all of a sudden, i'm supposed to drop out of school, forget my family, forget my career, forget all the plans i had for my life...	Well, forgive me for screwing up your plans!
and to m...	... and you knew about this.
to him.	And to m...
it would only be, maybe, six months? or three or four? it would mean so much to him...	To him.
like family, huh?	It would only be, maybe, six months? Or three or four? It would mean so much to him...
he needs someone incredible, someone really close, who he can trust...	Like family, huh?
... and public relations is a big problem area for him.	He needs someone incredible, someone really close, who he can trust...
he never mentioned that.  neither did y...	... and public relations is a big problem area for him.
it's not just a gag, huh?	No, it's, uh... a real big favor.
because i could come...	To the twins' soiree?  So they can paw you and drool...?
i travel every week.  college ball, motor sports, training camps...	The most important thing. Is being together.
well, the school will be here. architecture will still be around. right now...	I travel every week.  College ball, motor sports, training camps...
personally, i think mr.  michael's marrying the wrong girl.	You're much more his type.
he said you told him.  it'd be safer with you.	An so it is.
oh the way out of the crab house? we asked michael if we could see the ring?	He said you told him.  It'd be safer with you.
maybe it's happy there.	Oh the way out of the crab house? We asked Michael if we could see the ring?
and yet here you are.  all celibate and reclusive.	With those big, dark, haunted eyes. As if you were harborin' some... unspeakably... guilty... secret.
this is usda prime, largely available, beef.  with no notice- able competition, present company excepted...	And yet here you are.  All celibate and reclusive.
... i'm partial to the tight end.	This is USDA Prime, largely available, beef.  With no notice- able competition, present company excepted...
nose tackle from the bears... power forward from the bulls... defenseman from the black hawks... my personal favorite, the designated hitter...	... I'm partial to the tight end.
kimberly wanted to tickle the grandmas, so we figured, give 'em a cheap thrill.  walter supplied the decorative touches...	Nose tackle from the Bears... power forward from the Bulls... defenseman from the Black Hawks... my personal favorite, the designated hitter...
reverend dyer, this is kimberly's somewhat butch maid of honor...	... Mr. Julianne Potter, prominent New York drag queen.
i won first prize.	Come on.
winifred, the kids want you home and so do i.	I won first prize.
hi! star.	Winifred, the kids want you home and so do I.
winifred.	Hi! Star.
i hate that music.	I know that, Star.
grand old opera --	I hate that music.
what?	Grand Old Opera --
okay by me - i'd sure like to see that opryland.	What?
feed, mostly. thought we'd get something for the kids.	Okay by me - I'd sure like to see that Opryland.
what do you have to buy?	Feed, mostly. Thought we'd get something for the kids.
i remember when i just saw you. skinny winnifred. jesus, you were skinny.	What do you have to buy?
you got a real good memory, star.	I remember when I just saw you. Skinny Winnifred. Jesus, you were skinny.
you lost twenty-five dollars once before that, too, near christmas time -- i remember that real well now. december 9th, to be exact.	You got a real good memory, Star.
well, it better not happen again.	You lost twenty-five dollars once before that, too, near Christmas time -- I remember that real well now. December 9th, to be exact.
well, that just happened that time.	Well, it better not happen again.
well, don't lose it. last time i gave you twenty-five dollars, you lost it.	Well, that just happened that time.
right here.	Well, don't lose it. Last time I gave you twenty-five dollars, you lost it.
you got the money?	Right here.
well, i just wondered 'cause being from out or town i wouldn't be able to make anything.	No, those are socials you're thinking of... Saturday's usually.
no.	Well, I just wondered 'cause being from out or town I wouldn't be able to make anything.
is there food?	No.
we have a bible study meeting tonight if you'd like to come.	Is there food?
yes. i'm cutting a record.	We have a Bible study meeting tonight if you'd like to come.
you're from out of town?	Yes. I'm cutting a record.
don't worry, i'll take care or it	You're so good.
all those people...	Don't worry, I'll take care or it
honey, it's okay... how do you feel now?	All those people...
oh, barnett, i'm so sorry.	Honey, it's okay... How do you feel now?
barnett?	What?
you have to what?	Go to the King Of the Road and thank her.
well, i have to go thank her for filling in and it's nice to know the tune she sang.	You have to what?
then why are you listening to her -	Well, I have to go thank her for filling in and it's nice to know the tune she sang.
don't feel that way, honey.	Then why are you listening to her -
i don't want to listen to her sing -	Don't feel that way, honey.
what's wrong honey.	I don't want to listen to her sing -
barnett, please -	What's wrong honey.
i called connie and she said not to worry, she'll fill in for you.	I see.
well, bye, bye now. we have to go.	Bye, Bye.
i got them right here.	Well, Bye, Bye now. We have to go.
you get her those vitamin e right away.	I got them right here.
i'll tell ester, she'll be thrilled i saw you again.	You get her those Vitamin E right away.
thank you-- yes, i am.	I'll tell Ester, she'll be thrilled I saw you again.
you going today?	Thank you-- Yes, I am.
i'll go on. ester'1l be very glad.	You remember what I said about the Vitamins.
it's fine. we were just talking about vitamin s.	I'll go on. Ester'1l be very glad.
what did you say your name was?	Green.
oh just about everything, i guess. those doctors started on an overhaul and don't want to quit. they keep taking things out. she's going to come home an egg shell. tough, though.. she's tough.	What did you say your name was?
what's wrong with her.	Oh just about everything, I guess. Those doctors started on an overhaul and don't want to quit. They keep taking things out. She's going to come home an egg shell. Tough, though.. She's tough.
eater  says she doesn't see how you do it.	What's wrong with her.
i said, i've been real tired.	Eater  says she doesn't see how you do it.
you'll have to speak up.	I said, I've been real tired.
well, i guess you caught me at a weak moment.	You'll have to speak up.
well, my wife, ester's down the hall. i saw barnett leaving and i was just talking to ester about your being here. she loves you so much, i just had to come down and say hello. we've been following you since you were a girl. well, i just scared you to death. i didn't mean to do that.	Well, I guess you caught me at a weak moment.
how did you come in here?	Well, my wife, Ester's down the hall. I saw Barnett leaving and I was just talking to Ester about your being here. She loves you so much, I just had to come down and say hello. We've been following you since you were a girl. Well, I just scared you to death. I didn't mean to do that.
oh, honey, i didn't mean to scare you.	How did you come in here?
am i disturbing you?	I'm really all right, Barnett. Don't you worry really... I just don't want you to leave me that's all.
nothing; barnett. it's my job.	Your job, huh.
no, you don't, so don't say you do. bunch of damn liars. what do you get out or this?	Nothing; Barnett. It's my job.
absolutely. listen, barnett, i understand your position.	No, you don't, so don't say you do. Bunch of damn liars. What do you get out or this?
i got trapped and you know it, so let's have some rules.	Absolutely. Listen, Barnett, I understand your position.
they can come to the concert in the park.	I said 'no!'
what?	They can come to the concert in the park.
his word? are you telling me haven promised you something?	That's pretty close. He's going to be on the bill. Why not put Barbara Jean on with him?
his word.	His word? Are you telling me Haven promised you something?
whose word?	His Word.
everybody likes to be as good as their word.	Whose word?
how is that?	Everybody likes to be as good as their word.
well, it's probably because it would help him.	How is that?
he knows better.	Well, it's probably because it would help him.
i guess that's why he thought you right want to help out.	He knows better.
haven? hell,' we've been playing poker together since we were fourteen.	I guess that's why he thought you right want to help out.
well, that's not entirely true, barnett. at least not according to haven.	Haven? Hell,' we've been playing poker together since we were fourteen.
well, i just thought i'd call.	Well, you did and she's fine. Thanks.
she's fine.	Well, I just thought I'd call.
barnett, john triplette. how's she doing?	She's fine.
yes.	Barnett, John Triplette. How's she doing?
you bet.	Okay. Thanks.
not a thing, barnett, really. i need a little information. but, ah, it can wait.	You bet.
what do you really want?	Not a thing, Barnett, really. I need a little information. But, ah, it can wait.
oh, sure.	What do you really want?
i appreciate your concern, but she has to rest, so you can go on home.	Oh, sure.
okay, i just wanted to see if i could help out at all.	I appreciate your concern, but she has to rest, so you can go on home.
she's going to rest now.	Okay, I just wanted to see if I could help out at all.
i'm sorry. i feel as if i know you. i'm john triplette... a friend of del reese... i was at the airport. i just wanted to introduce myself. i'm a great fan of hers. if there's anything you need, just give me a call. i'm at the sheraton south.	She's going to rest now.
okay, then we'll see you there.	Okay.
yes. she's pretty rested up.	Okay, then we'll see you there.
well, how about the shopping center?	Yes. She's pretty rested up.
i don't care. she's always been neutral in politics and that's not going to change.	Well, how about the shopping center?
it's on national television, barnett.	I don't care. She's always been neutral in politics and that's not going to change.
you know better than that.	It's on National television, Barnett.
that's what he wants.	You know better than that.
what!	That's what he wants.
barbara jean.	What!
what does he want?	Barbara Jean.
he has that sign with the tree.	What does he want?
third party?	He has that sign with the tree.
he's going to run for president.	Third party?
who the hell is he?	He's going to run for president.
he's lining up talent for hal phillip walker.	Who the hell is he?
who the hell is he?	He's lining up talent for Hal Phillip Walker.
have you talked to triplette?	Who the hell is he?
a little slow, but she'll be fine.	Have you talked to Triplette?
how is she?	A little slow, but she'll be fine.
okay.	Okay.
d.c.?  tammany hall?  he came there?	Sure thing.
d.c.	D.C.?  Tammany Hall?  He came there?
where'd he ever see us?	D.C.
how much?	Minimum.
abc.	How much?
national television?	ABC.
what's he running for?	President.
whose?	Hal Phillip Walker.
well, i'm here putting together a show. it's a benefit really.	Whose?
don't you worry. we're just having a quiet sunday at home.	Well, I'm here putting together a show. It's a benefit really.
oh, no, listen, i don't want to take up too much of your time.	Don't you worry. We're just having a quiet Sunday at home.
you want anything?  a drink?	Oh, no, listen, I don't want to take up too much of your time.
hi. i'm john triplette.	Hi. Come on in. Mary!
yes, but we're just singing.	Sue was trying to get hold of you.
you're kidding.	How come?
it's an appearance. it has nothing to do with support. i don't even like him.	Bill, he's a crazy man.
president?	When is it?
bastard	Stop it!
he saw us at tammany hall.	The Hell he did. Look, I'll see you in the morning.
come on. he's a crook.	What crook?
national?	Yes. Percy Warner Park'.
listen, we're suppose to sing on tv day after tomorrow. at the park...	National?
hey!	It's the den mother.
where are you going?	To the bathroom.
howdy.	Where the hell have you been?
you bet.	I'll just be in here.
let me know when you do, all right?	You bet.
not yet.	Let me know when you do, all right?
oh... well... have you heard from barnett?	Not yet.
she's in paris.	Oh... Well... Have you heard from Barnett?
thanks... i'll... go say hello to your mom.	She's in Paris.
sure thing. put them here... i'll take them.	Thanks... I'll... go say hello to your mom.
need to have you check these out before he goes on that walker benefit.	Sure thing. Put them here... I'll take them.
yes, sir. like you to meet opal.	Need to have you check these out before he goes on that Walker benefit.
sorry to bother you, bud.	Yes, sir. Like you to meet Opal.
haven's not going to talk to me.	Sure he will.
sure do. good friend of haven's.	Haven's not going to talk to me.
do you know barbara jean?	Sure do. Good friend of Haven's.
how in the world did he get shot?	Some guy was drunk and hit him. Accident. Haven almost killed him.
you go out in the woods and shoot targets -- whoever shoots the most wins a live turkey	How in the world did he get shot?
what is a turkey shoot.	You go out in the woods and shoot targets -- Whoever shoots the most wins a live turkey
business school so i can run haven's business.	What is a turkey shoot.
harvard?	Business School so I can run Haven's business.
yes. i was in my sophomore year at harvard.	Harvard?
your brother?	Yes. I was in my Sophomore year at Harvard.
he got killed at a turkey shoot.	Your brother?
he's my father.	Haven Hamilton is your father? Can you arrange an interview?
what?	Your wire Ester - she passed away.
no. mr. green, i don't know how to tell you this -- your wire passed away -- i thought they'd called you at home.	What?
you want me to wait?	No. Mr. Green, I don't know how to tell you this -- your wire passed away -- I thought they'd called you at home.
let me see if i can get the doctor hold on one second.	You want me to wait?
i'm fine. can i go up?	Let me see if I can get the doctor hold on one second.
didn't you get?... how are you?	I'm fine. Can I go up?
yes, ma'am. how are you today?	Didn't you get?... How are you?
mr. green?	Yes, ma'am. How are you today?
hi, sherry.	How'd you get in here.
well, mr. green.	Hi, Sherry.
ester and me did;  my niece picked then. she's just here from california.	That's good,  I've never seen anything so healthy.
hi. look at those flowers. did you grow those.	Ester and me did;  My niece picked then. She's just here from California.
okay... you get to sleep. i'll see you in the morning. good night.	Good night,
sure... you're a fine boy, ken, you really are.	Okay... you get to sleep. I'll see you in the morning. Good night.
listen, do you know anything about cars?	A little. What do you need?
suits me.	Listen, do you know anything about cars?
well, don't be shy. i got the address here. anytime you need it. room's twenty-five dollar! a week and you can have breakfast with me if you like.	Suits me.
i'm not really a musician.	Well, don't be shy. I got the address here. Anytime you need it. Room's twenty-five dollar! a week and you can have breakfast with me if you like.
when you run out or money, 'cause you will here, you can go sing at bishop's pub. they let you pass the hat. all these kids do that. most every place doesn't want to bother with you.	I'm not really a musician.
oh... a little of both. just thought i'd look around at nashville for a while.	When you run out or money, 'cause you will here, you can go sing at Bishop's Pub. They let you pass the hat. All these kids do that. Most every place doesn't want to bother with you.
my wife and i think so, but we're family. your family's always good or bad depending on how you look at your family. what do you do, pick or sing?	Oh... a little of both. Just thought I'd look around at Nashville for a while.
she sure sings nice.	My wife and I think so, but we're family. Your family's always good or bad depending on how you look at your family. What do you do, pick or sing?
i didn't think it would. she's calling herself l.a. joan this- week. last week it was dakota. guess if you have to change your name a state's as good as anything.	She sure sings nice.
yes, sir. i need a room	I think we can do that. Come in.
can i help you?	Yes, sir. I need a room
yes, sir.	Can I help you?
maybe you can look after me a little.	That Tom sure is cute.
but not unless nashville really inspires me.	Maybe you can look after me a little.
i see... well, those doctors are real miracle workers.	But not unless Nashville really inspires me.
i said, maybe i'll change my name again.	I see... Well, those doctors are real miracle workers.
what did you say?	I said, maybe I'll change my name again.
well, i could use one, especially if i'm pregnant.	What did you say?
did an exploratory and according to them, she needed an overhaul.	Well, I could use one, especially if I'm pregnant.
all they got is advertisements. just like l.a.	Did an exploratory and according to them, she needed an overhaul.
it's hard to say. doctors thought she'd come home a week ago. all it was was appendix.	All they got is advertisements. Just like L.A.
you know anything about the stations here?	It's hard to say. Doctors thought she'd come home a week ago. All it was was appendix.
she's been in the hospital two weeks yesterday.	You know anything about the stations here?
uh huh.	She's been in the hospital two weeks yesterday.
he is just wonderful.	I'1l get your bag.
glad to see you. ester'll be glad, too.	He is just wonderful.
did you see who that was?	Glad to see you. Ester'll be glad, too.
i mean, mr. green was so nice to me. he took me in and...	I don't really know what you're talking about.
i'm in a hurry, gonna see this great group record at woodland.	I mean, Mr. Green was so nice to me. He took me in and...
listen, your aunt ester just died. i'm... sorry... listen, i really feel bad now about last night...we had no...	I'm in a hurry, gonna see this great group record at Woodland.
well, he's really amazing.	I haven't gotten into politics yet. I'm still into music --except for you. You're into politics.
you must really like him.	Well, he's really amazing.
well i've been following him around just listening to him --he says he can really win -- i bet he can too - -	You must really like him.
how do you know?	Well I've been following him around Just listening to him --He says he can really win -- I bet he can too - -
a guy named walker. amazing person. he's developed a huge following.	How do you know?
who's that?	A guy named Walker. Amazing person. He's developed a huge following.
replacement party.	Who's that?
what's this?	Replacement party.
no.	Get in.
you in music?	No.
no. probably stay at a motel tonight.	You in music?
you got a place to stay?	No. Probably stay at a motel tonight.
no.	You got a place to stay?
hey, there - you seen my winifred?	No.
no.	Need a ride?
she had on high heels?	No.
no.	She had on high heels?
have you seen a woman about so high?	No.
what year?	Sixty-three.
nash.	What year?
what kind?	Nash.
do you carry door handles?	What kind?
parts.	Do you carry door handles?
oh, well, thanks. ah, oh, maybe you know where...	Parts.
we don't mess with accessories.	Oh, well, thanks. Ah, oh, maybe you know where...
ah, hello. my name is kenneth fraser... and i'm here from terre haute, indiana. ah, listen ... somebody stole my handles.	We don't mess with accessories.
wrecks.	Ah, hello. My name is Kenneth Fraser... And I'm here from Terre Haute, Indiana. Ah, listen ... somebody stole my handles.
bye.	Bye.
keep warm, dear. let me hear from you.	Bye.
okay. i'll be talking to you.	Keep warm, dear. Let me hear from you.
but, i'll take some of that nyquil... you know it puts you right to sleep no matter what's wrong, you go right off...	Okay. I'll be talking to you.
i want to get the dog off my bed.	But, I'll take some of that Nyquil... you know it puts you right to sleep no matter what's wrong, you go right off...
i've been a little dyspeptic.	I want to get the dog off my bed.
listen. maybe i should go...	I've been a Little dyspeptic.
your hair fell out? just like your father. weak hair.	Listen. Maybe I should go...
does their hair fall out?	Your hair fell out? Just like your father. Weak hair.
weather's been awful. all those bombs dropping. it changes our weather. sure not like the good old days.	Does their hair fall out?
how do you know if they do?	Weather's been awful. All those bombs dropping. It changes our weather. Sure not like the good old days.
well, you'll get it, skin as sensitive as yours.	How do you know if they do?
i don't think so.	Well, you'll get it, skin as sensitive as yours.
he doesn1t have fungus, does he?	I don't think so.
fungus?	He doesn1t have fungus, does he?
worst time at year for dogs is when they get fungus.	Fungus?
no. no, they're white. he's got a nice dog.	Worst time at year for dogs is when they get fungus.
bet the sheets are grey.	No. No, they're white. He's got a nice dog.
i don't know his first name.	Bet the sheets are grey.
green?  not owen green. owen green embezzled money from your grandfather	I don't know his first name.
i'm in a rooming house with mr. green.	Green?  Not Owen Green. Owen Green embezzled money from your grandfather
how are you going to pay when you get sick?	I'm in a rooming house with Mr. Green.
i feel really good.	How are you going to pay when you get sick?
next you'll be sick.	I feel really good.
well, i got to nashville. that's pretty far.	Next you'll be sick.
oh, well, i knew that before you- even left. i told you, 'kenny, that old nash won't make it down the road.'  but you had to go.	Well, I got to Nashville. That's pretty far.
the car broke down.	Oh, well, I knew that before you- even left. I told you, 'Kenny, that old Nash won't make it down the road.'  But you had to go.
oh... well.	The car broke down.
nashville.	Oh... Well.
i've been so worried, dear. where are you?	Nashville.
mom?	I've been so worried, dear. where are you?
do you like him?	He's a member of our congregation.
no, mostly his wife's. she's in paris, france, right now. my husband delbert is real friendly with him. delbert's in law. does work for him.	Do you like him?
are you a close friend of haven's?	No, mostly his wife's. She's in Paris, France, right now. My husband Delbert is real friendly with him. Delbert's in law. Does work for him.
no, i don't.	Are you a close friend of Haven's?
do you ever do any writing?	No, I don't.
just my church and my boys. we all had to go to school and learn hand talking. i just thank the lord they can see.	Do you ever do any writing?
and before?	Just my church and my boys. We all had to go to school and learn hand talking. I just thank the Lord they can see.
about three years.	And before?
how long have you been with them?	About three years.
it just is.	How long have you been with them?
well, can you tell me why?	It just is.
yes, it is --	Well, can you tell me why?
isn't it unusual for you to be working with a black choir?	Yes, it is --
when i was little, in church.	Isn't it unusual for you to be working with a black choir?
when did you start singing?	When I was little, in church.
yes -- yes, they have. it was a real shock at first, especially since my daddy's a preacher, but delbert and i have been blessed by their being here.	When did you start singing?
have your children been deaf since birth?	Yes -- yes, they have. It was a real shock at first, especially since my daddy's a preacher, but Delbert and I have been blessed by their being here.
that's what you said before.	I know. Goodbye.
i'll talk to you tomorrow.	That's what you said before.
that's unkind.	Come on, you ever been attracted to a black guy?
terrific!  who was that black guy? a friend of yours?	That's unkind.
older than thirty?	Terrific!  Who was that black guy? A friend of yours?
oh.	Older than thirty?
i'm twenty-eight	Oh.
well...	I'm twenty-eight
thirty?	Well...
older.	Thirty?
how old are you?	Older.
oh.	How old are you?
i knew when i first met you.	Oh.
i'm not sure.	I knew when I first met you.
when did you think it would happen?	I'm not sure.
car pool?	When did you think it would happen?
i can't.	Car pool?
stay.	I can't.
i know.	Stay.
i have to go. he sighs.	I know.
wrong.	I have to go. He sighs.
i have to go.	Wrong.
you're really terrific, you know what i mean --linnea rolls over and faces him.	I have to go.
doesn't it have a name?	I can't remember. In out/out in, something like that. Around eight.
end of church street. next to a grocery store.	Doesn't it have a name?
oh?	End of Church Street. Next to a grocery store.
i've got a gig tonight.	Oh?
oh.	I've got a gig tonight.
who is this, right?  i called you last night.	Oh.
what?	Who is this, right?  I called you last night.
wow!	What?
hello.	Wow!
i don't know who you are.	What do you mean?  You said you wanted to see me.
who is this?  it's tom.	I don't know who you are.
who is thin?	Who is this?  It's Tom.
hello.	Hi.
well...how have you been?	Well, they removed my heart last week, but I'm doing fine except my nose fell off. Looks a little funny.
that's not quite what i had in mind.	Well...How have you been?
or course. you should come over to the house. the boys would love to meet you.	That's not quite what I had in mind.
i'd really like to see you.	Or course. You should come over to the house. The boys would love to meet you.
well, i met you that afternoon in the control room and we...	Oh, Tom, of course. What are you doing in Nashville?
yes.	Well, I met you that afternoon in the control room and we...
remember, about a month ago, your church choir cut a record?	Yes.
i'm not sure. where?	Remember, about a month ago, your church choir cut a record?
tom. you remember?	I'm not sure. Where?
who is this?	Tom. You remember?
i'm here.	Who is this?
yes. who's this?	I'm here.
linnea?	Yes. Who's this?
hello.	Linnea?
they said go see the chaplain.	I'm sorry but I have to go.
what?	They said go see the chaplain.
my mother. died in '72. they told me after. they said they couldn't find me before, so they told us after.	What?
yea.	I see.
you know who that is?	Yea.
what...?  0h, yes.	Not me. Ain't never loved anybody. Ain't never been married. Won't either.
sleep. that's all i need. don't want to waste no time sleeping. you married?	What...?  0h, yes.
fifteen minutes?	Sleep. That's all I need. Don't want to waste no time sleeping. You married?
all i need is fifteen minutes a night.	Fifteen minutes?
high?  do you ever get high? a walk on the wild side. ever do dust?	All I need is fifteen minutes a night.
what?	High?  Do you ever get high? A walk on the wild side. Ever do dust?
i'm forty-six. do you like to go up or down?	What?
i'm not sure...	I'm forty-six. Do you like to go up or down?
just got out. had me thirteen lawyers. missed the electric chair twice. .. been out three months. are you heavy?	I'm not sure...
oh.	Just got out. Had me thirteen lawyers. Missed the electric chair twice. .. Been out three months. Are you heavy?
premeditated murder.	Oh.
oh.	Premeditated murder.
i was in prison for twenty-eight years.	Oh.
eight-thirty in the chapel.	I'll be there.
what time?	Eight-thirty in the chapel.
can you make a rehearsal in the morning...?  courtland wants to...	What time?
it's me. what is it?	Can you make a rehearsal in the morning...?  Courtland wants to...
you sound different. is that really you?	It's me. What is it?
yes.	You sound different. Is that really you?
linnea?	Yes.
hello.	Linnea?
that's for sure. at the airport - that's where it was. at the airport, there in one of those gift shops... anyway, you better take a break.	Thanks. You are just a wonderful person.
don't you worry about sueleen gay.	That's for sure. At the airport - that's where it was. At the airport, there in one of those gift shops... Anyway, you better take a break.
well, there's a couple of girls in printers alley if you got any questions. i know i've seen that g- string stuff for sale someplace around.	Don't you worry about Sueleen Gay.
hundreds of times.	Well, there's a couple of girls in Printers Alley if you got any questions. I know I've seen that G- string stuff for sale someplace around.
are you sure you know what you're doing?	Hundreds of times.
i can only give you fifty a week here and ten bucks for the benefit.	Money's no object.
i can do benefits	How much?
you don't know how pleased he'll be.	What!
an album.	Might be good for you.
you're doing some recording here, aren't you?	An album.
what national tv...?	You're doing some recording here, aren't you?
what for?	You're real favorites of his.
for him?	Yes.
wednesday at the park. we've got a lot of names coming in...	For him?
oh, no.	He's pretty well known down here.
hello.	Glad to meet you.
hello. john triplette.	Hello.
where are you going?	Out.
sleeping.	Where are you going?
where's bill?	Sleeping.
you're not.	Where's Bill?
sorry i'm late.	You're not.
i mean...	Mary?
oh?	I mean...
you know bill is really mad at you.	Oh?
they're looking all over for you. do you have a copy of the album.	You know Bill is really mad at you.
not yet. listen, norman, i want...	They're looking all over for you. Do you have a copy of the album.
pretty good. sure was surprised to hear from you. you talk to bill?	Not yet. Listen, Norman, I want...
how's your stomach?	Pretty good. Sure was surprised to hear from you. You talk to Bill?
come on.	Just a minute.
yeah, you bet. you're really terrific. you know what i mean?	Come on.
come on back to bed.	Yeah, you bet. You're really terrific. You know what I mean?
do you study at all?	Depends on what I'm studying.
probably a little too long.	Do you study at all?
how long have you been together?	Probably a little too long.
dent it a little. boy -- just she couldn1t even find it. she had a hamburger on her desk that looked three weeks old.	How long have you been together?
did it break?	Dent it a little. Boy -- just she couldn1t even find it. She had a hamburger on her desk that looked three weeks old.
no  hell, some secretary in new york just hands it to you. only this one kept dropping it out of the box.	Did it break?
do they have a show to give it to you?	No  Hell, some secretary in New York just hands it to you. Only this one kept dropping it out of the box.
we just got a gold record.	Do they have a show to give it to you?
what?	What? Oh. A film.
why?	What?
why?	Why?
the architect  his buildings are drippy. you know, like sand and castles. then i got this assignment. they want to start in two weeks.	Why?
i'm gathering information about the characteristics of music people. i just finished a documentary on gandi.	The architect  His buildings are drippy. You know, like sand and castles. Then I got this assignment. They want to start in two weeks.
oh yes, i'm john triplette.	I'm gathering information about the characteristics of music people. I just finished a documentary on Gandi.
i'm opal.	Oh yes, I'm John Triplette.
hello.	I'm Opal.
hi.	Hello.
well -- maybe. let's see what happens here.	I'll be dammed.
i'll be damned. boy, if you could get ryan to say something about hal phillip walker, wouldn't that be something?	Well -- maybe. Let's see what happens here.
oh, you meet them at parties and stuff.	I'll be damned. Boy, if you could get Ryan to say something about Hal Phillip Walker, wouldn't that be something?
you really do?  ~ god -- how come you know them?	Oh, you meet them at parties and stuff.
ryan o'neal.	You really do?  ~ God -- How come you know them?
i never heard of him. name somebody else.	Ryan O'Neal.
peter finch -- he's english.	I never heard of him. Name somebody else.
who?	Peter Finch -- he's English.
ah... peter finch.	Who?
no kidding -- wait till i tell linnea. who?	Ah... Peter Finch.
i know a couple.	No kidding -- Wait till I tell Linnea. Who?
well, i admire your optimism, and i just wondered if it was regional. you ever see any movie stars?	I know a couple.
spent time in arizona. why?	Well, I admire your optimism, and I just wondered if it was regional. You ever see any movie stars?
you always live there?	Spent time in Arizona. Why?
southern california.	You always live there?
where are you from?	Southern California.
you know, i'll bet you he makes it with a majority.	Where are you from?
he was a good judge, but that was a long time ago.	You know, I'll bet you he makes it with a majority.
he is to a lot of people.	He was a good Judge, but that was a long time ago.
he ain't really new.	He is to a lot of people.
oh yea -- there has never been a better time for something new.	He ain't really new.
you do?	Oh yea -- There has never been a better time for something new.
well, i really think he's got a chance.	You do?
we're connected by a relative. one time, one of his aunts married one of my uncles. that was a long time ago, though. how'd you come to work for him?	Well, I really think he's got a chance.
oh --	We're connected by a relative. One time, one of his aunts married one of my uncles. That was a long time ago, though. How'd you come to work for him?
no, we never did that	Oh --
you go to school together?	No, we never did that
hal? well, hal and i have been friends for a long time.	You go to school together?
what do you think of him?	Hal? Well, Hal and I have been friends for a long time.
pleasure	Where is she?
you think it will?	Sure thing.
well, honey, i sure hope it comes your way then.	You think it will?
wade -- i've been working toward this audition for years.	Well, honey, I sure hope it comes your way then.
you serious?	Wade -- I've been working toward this audition for years.
if you're serious. being serious is real important.	You serious?
you think i should take lessons?	If you're serious. Being serious is real important.
it's not bad.	You think I should take lessons?
is that good?	It's not bad.
you sure do it loud.	Is that good?
you think i got any kind of a voice?	You sure do it loud.
no -- that's exercises. my coach says you have to do exercise because the vocal chords are muscle and need to be stretched. every time you stretch them, the middle part sets stronger. that's the place where i sing.	You think I got any kind of a voice?
got me an audition tonight.	Well, you just remember, if you can't kick front, kick back, 'cause at least you're kicking... Ten minutes, okay?
you bet.	Got me an audition tonight.
you want a ride into town?	You bet.
don't you think they'd just love another song instead?	Now, Sueleen, you know that's not what we talked about right here in this very room.
i see.	I know that you are an artist and I am sure you are very religious.
now this is to raise funds for someone who can help people who are less fortunate than yourself. the more you take off, you see, more money we can raise.	I see.
oh, why thank you.	May I see your costume?
i'm john triplette. excuse me. i got all caught up in looking at you. you'll be fine.	Oh, why thank you.
hi, i'm sueleen gay.	I'm John Triplette. Excuse me. I got all caught up in looking at you. You'll be fine.
thank you. grace, there is one other thing...	What...
that means his hands are considered a weapon like a gun or a knife. am i correct on that point?	Yes, you are.
yes, they were.	That means his hands are considered a weapon like a gun or a knife. Am I correct on that point?
point of fact, weren't tim's hands registered as lethal weapons?	Yes, they were.
yes, i would.	Point of fact, weren't Tim's hands registered as lethal weapons?
so, i think it would be safe to say that anybody who studied the fighting style that bruce lee, arguably the greatest martial artist of all times, developed for nine years, that would be a fella who could defend himself. would you describe tim that way, grace?	Yes, I would.
that's what tim said.	So, I think it would be safe to say that anybody who studied the fighting style that Bruce Lee, arguably the greatest martial artist of all times, developed for nine years, that would be a fella who could defend himself. Would you describe Tim that way, Grace?
now, while i freely admit total ignorance on the subject, i have heard of bruce lee. and i was under the impression that bruce lee was one of the, if not <u>the</u> greatest fighter in the history of martial arts.	That's what Tim said.
yes, i did. that's why tim studied it. because it was bruce lee's fighting style.	Now, while I freely admit total ignorance on the subject, I have heard of Bruce Lee. And I was under the impression that Bruce Lee was one of the, if not <u>the</u> greatest fighter in the history of martial arts.
jeet kune do...now i did some research on that form of fighting, and i found out that jeet kune do was a style developed by bruce lee. did you know that?	Yes, I did. That's why Tim studied it. Because it was Bruce Lee's fighting style.
tim studied several styles, but his favorite was jeet kune do.	Jeet Kune Do...Now I did some research on that form of fighting, and I found out that Jeet Kune Do was a style developed by Bruce Lee. Did you know that?
is that a fact? well then, grace, could you tell us what form of martial arts it was that tim was schooled in?	Tim studied several styles, but his favorite was Jeet Kune Do.
the style of fighting that tim studied didn't believe in belts.	Is that a fact? Well then, Grace, could you tell us what form of martial arts it was that Tim was schooled in?
what was the color of tim's belt?	The style of fighting that Tim studied didn't believe in belts.
yes you are.	What was the color of Tim's belt?
when you study the martial arts, they give out belts that come in different colors to signify what level you're at in your training. am i correct on that point?	Yes you are.
more or less.	More or less...
when ya had it, did ya like it?	No, but that don't mean much. I was a completely different person ten years ago. Let's give key lime a day in court. And a large glass of milk.
i haven't had a key lime pie in ten years.	When ya had it, did ya like it?
the key lime is great, but it's an acquired taste.	I haven't had a key lime pie in ten years.
which do you recommend?	The key lime is great, but it's an acquired taste.
apple, pecan, cherry, and key lime.	Which do you recommend?
what kind of pies do you have?	Apple, pecan, cherry, and key lime.
how do you intend to disappear? you're probably the most famous couple in america.	Well, back in slave times they had a thing called the underground railroad. And we got a whole fan club out there just waiting to be conductors.  So, you kids out there, keep the faith. Cause Mickey and Mallory will be comin' to your town real soon.
well, now me and mickey are gonna take it easy. just enjoy each other's company, stop and smell the roses, notice the color purple, stuff like that.	How do you intend to disappear? you're probably the most famous couple in America.
try to keep it to a minimum.	We had nothing to do with that riot. That riot was just -- whatchmacallit --
haven't you been listening to a fuckin' word i said? ...oh, i'm sorry. can i say fuckin'? i can't, can i?	Try to keep it to a minimum.
did you have anything to do with the riot in the laundry room?	Haven't you been listening to a fuckin' word I said? ...Oh, I'm sorry. Can I say fuckin'? I can't, can I?
i wondered how long it would be before we'd get to be alone together. and i wondered if i could wait that long.	Did you have anything to do with the riot in the laundry room?
what did you think then?	I wondered how long it would be before we'd get to be alone together. And I wondered if I could wait that long.
it wasn't 'till we got on the ground floor that i totally realized they weren't gonna shoot unless we shot first. when we got out of the stairwell, i remember thinking, 'oh my god. this might work.' but mickey knew it would work all along. there wasn't any doubt in his mind. it's not like there was and he just didn't show it. he knew it would work.	What did you think then?
mallory, what did you think of mickey's plan? did you think it would work?	It wasn't 'till we got on the ground floor that I totally realized they weren't gonna shoot unless we shot first. When we got out of the stairwell, I remember thinking, 'Oh my God. This might work.' But Mickey knew it would work all along. There wasn't any doubt in his mind. It's not like there was and he just didn't show it. He knew it would work.
looked like an interview to me.	I said we'd give you an interview. I never said we wouldn't kill you.
divine intervention.	What he said. We didn't know jack shit about and riot. It just happened. It was kismet. We didn't even know those people. How are we supposed to organize a riot when we've been in fuckin' isolation for the past year? Just bleep out the fucks and jack shits.  I mean, it's not like we care. If they wanna say we masterminded the whole thing, let 'em. It won't exactly keep us up at night. But you said you wanted the truth, and the truth is we were just lucky.
hasn't it?	We still got a few tricks up our sleeves.
mickey!	Don't stop!
by all means, knock yourself out.	Thanks. Roll 'em, Donut.
yeah.	By all means, knock yourself out.
you got something you want to do?	Yeah.
are we in a big hurry?	You got something you want to do?
now, when we get out there, you do what we say or it's curtains. if we say move, you move. if we say left, you move left. if we say right, you move right. if we say mole, you dig a hole. got it?	Are we in a big hurry?
naw, she don't mind.	Grace. I'd like to talk to you about your murdered brother Tim, if you feel up to it.
i take it by your answer it was a whole new team?	Now that you bring it up, yes. They were different men. I hadn't really thought that much about it. Since many psychiatric opinions are, by a rule, sought out for this kind of situation. What do you think normally happens? The Knoxs are assigned a family psychologist that takes care of them throughout the rest of their lives? The state doesn't work like that.
using the same doctors is not common practice.	I take it by your answer it was a whole new team?
were any of the doctors who made the first evaluation on the knoxs mental state asked to re-examine them?	Using the same doctors is not common practice.
the prison board and the doctors who examined them.	Were any of the doctors who made the first evaluation on the Knoxs mental state asked to re-examine them?
who is we?	The prison board and the doctors who examined them.
what's changed, mr. gayle, is our minds. we felt they were competent a year ago. a year has passed, sir, a year where they were under close observation, day in and day out, and their behaviour has led us to believe we were wrong.	Who is we?
when they were found competent before, they had already killed fifty people. other than the fact they're a disciplinary problem, which frankly shouldn't surprise anyone, i still don't see where this situation is any different then it was before. so, i ask you again, mr. mcclusky, what's changed?	What's changed, Mr. Gayle, is our minds. We felt they were competent a year ago. A year has passed, sir, a year where they were under close observation, day in and day out, and their behaviour has led us to believe we were wrong.
well, since that time, they've killed one person during their trail. and since their incarceration, they've killed one psychologist along with several guards and inmates.	When they were found competent before, they had already killed fifty people. Other than the fact they're a disciplinary problem, which frankly shouldn't surprise anyone, I still don't see where this situation is any different then it was before. So, I ask you again, Mr. McClusky, what's changed?
mickey and mallory were deemed competent in a mental examination before their trial. i'm confused. what's changed?	Well, since that time, they've killed one person during their trail. And since their incarceration, they've killed one psychologist along with several guards and inmates.
the prison board made the decision. a board of which i belong. we're the who. the why is simple. mickey and mallory are mentally ill and need to be under a doctor's care, where hopefully they'll receive the help they need.	Mickey and Mallory were deemed competent in a mental examination before their trial. I'm confused. What's changed?
why are mickey and mallory being moved to an asylum? and who made the decision?	The prison board made the decision. A board of which I belong. We're the who. The why is simple. Mickey and Mallory are mentally ill and need to be under a doctor's care, where hopefully they'll receive the help they need.
because they wouldn't give them their blessing for marriage.	Ain't love grand.
who's the song bird?	Mickey's better half herself. Mallory Knox. This little lady drowned her father in a fish tank.
i see.	You write the script Jack, call it, 'Showdown in Mojave: The extermination of Mickey and Mallory', whatever... Have we found our man?
you're a breathing icon of justice and that's why you were chosen to deliver mr. and mrs. knox. we, the prison board we, knows that once you get them on the road if anything should happen, an escape attempt, an accident, fire, anything...jack 'supercop' scagnetti would be there to look out for his public's best interests.	I see.
by all means.	You're a celebrated cop. Twenty-six years on the force, a best-seller out on paperback...
the public loves you jack...you don't mind if i call you jack, do you?	By all means.
so, how do i fit into this scheme?	The public loves you Jack...You don't mind if I call you Jack, do you?
you've heard of it?	So, how do I fit into this scheme?
lobotomy bay?	You've heard of it?
so can we. so the solution to our little problem is we had them deemed crazy. and we're shippin' 'em to nystrom asylum for the criminally insane.	Lobotomy Bay?
i can appreciate that.	So can we. So the solution to our little problem is we had them deemed crazy. And we're shippin' 'em to Nystrom Asylum for the criminally insane.
look, our situation in a nutshell is, no prison wants 'em, no prison will take 'em. i'm even talkin' hellholes, where the warden's as hard as a bar of iron. no one wants those fuckin' assholes behind their walls, dealin' with 'em day in, day out.	I can appreciate that.
five inmates, eight guards and one psychiatrist all in one year's time... very good. you do keep up with the headlines.	Look, our situation in a nutshell is, no prison wants 'em, no prison will take 'em. I'm even talkin' hellholes, where the warden's as hard as a bar of iron. No one wants those fuckin' assholes behind their walls, dealin' with 'em day in, day out.
they've killed a shitload of inmates and guards---	Five inmates, eight guards and one psychiatrist all in one year's time... Very good. You do keep up with the headlines.
susanville, soledade.	They've killed a shitload of inmates and guards---
they've been separated since their incarceration in a couple of penitentiaries---	Susanville, Soledade.
you been followin' the news coverage?	They've been separated since their incarceration in a couple of penitentiaries---
who isn't?	You been followin' the news coverage?
thank you, sir.	Dewight McClusky of the California Prison Board. Take a seat please.
congratulations on the curtis fox case, scagnetti. you put an end to a nightmare. the ladies of this city can get to sleep again, and they have you to thank.	Thank you, sir.
yeah.	Okay, Wayne, step forward.
she's in the holding cell, on this floor.	You're taking us to that holding cell now.  All right, Cut!
okay, buddy boy, where ya keepin' mallory? i know she's still here, and i know you know where. so, start talking or my first work as a director will be your death scene.	She's in the holding cell, on this floor.
did you ever see 'eldorado?'	What?
or what? you'll wound me? i can blow you in half and you know it.	I've never wounded anything in my life. I got you locked right between the eyes.
slide the shotgun over here, put your hands behind your head, put your forehead on the floor.	Or what? You'll wound me? I can blow you in half and you know it.
looks like we got a mexican standoff.	Slide the shotgun over here, put your hands behind your head, put your forehead on the floor.
...one night i was asleep, and a noise wakes me up. i thought, 'oh shit, somebody's broken in.' i didn't own a gun, so i go into the living room with a fucking umbrella. okay, it turned out to be nothing. god made the noise. who knows?	How's it goin'?
ready.	Wagons, hooaaa!
you ready, donut?	Ready.
it's video.	Even better. Wayne call your station, tell 'em we're going live a little early today. Make it happen!
do you have a back up.	It's video.
not good.	Do you have a back up.
how is it?	Not good.
you guys stay on your bellies.	Yes, sir.
tough titty, it's mine now.	Look, I'll trade you.
yeah. ya see, i ordered that special.	Tough titty, it's mine now.
there's a chocolate cream filled in there?	Yeah. Ya see, I ordered that special.
ah...fine. let me make an adjustment here, and we'll be ready to rock 'n roll. oh...uh, the dumbass at the donut place put a chocolate cream filled i asked for in your box.	There's a chocolate cream filled in there?
what?	Anything.
say something.	What?
she was born without a tongue.	Oh my God!  Sorry.
how come you never talk?	She was born without a tongue.
let's make a little music, colorada.	NO!!!
we are.  your camera.	Let's make a little music, Colorada.
wait! you can't kill me. mickey and mallory always leave somebody alive to tell the tale.	We are.  Your camera.
just save your breath, wayne. we hate you. if anybody in the fuckin' world deserves to die, it's you.	Wait! You can't kill me. Mickey and Mallory always leave somebody alive to tell the tale.
don't touch those triggers! please. i think i've already proven that a live wayne gayle is much more better that a dead...way-- gayle. i was your passport out of jail, not duncan homolka. but me! i'll be your passport outta---	Just save your breath, Wayne. We hate you. If anybody in the fuckin' world deserves to die, it's you.
no. not really.	Don't touch those triggers! Please. I think I've already proven that a live Wayne Gayle is much more better that a dead...Way-- Gayle. I was your passport out of jail, not Duncan Homolka. But me! I'll be your passport outta---
...developed between the three of us. we're kindda in this together, don't ya think?	No. Not really.
just wait one fucking minute.	I said I'd give you a interview. Now unless I'm mistaken, we just did a interview.  We did an interview, didn't we?
c'mon, c'mon, let's hurry this up.	So, what now?
we ain't got all fuckin' day!	Without any further ado, Mickey and Mallory...
say it. scream it. all the way out the front door and into your van. and if you stop screaming, i swear to god i'll blow your head off.	Got it.
yes.	Say it. Scream it. All the way out the front door and into your van. And if you stop screaming, I swear to God I'll blow your head off.
...'winner of the golden globe and the edward r. murrow award among others.' tell 'em the name of your personal lawyer, his firm, his address, and phone number. tell 'em about the mayor and the unemployment lines. you getting the idea?	Yes.
'respected journalist'-- on your knees...	...'Winner of the Golden Globe and the Edward R. Murrow award among others.' Tell 'em the name of your personal lawyer, his firm, his address, and phone number. Tell 'em about the mayor and the unemployment lines. You getting the idea?
are you kidding? the golden globe, the edward r. murrow award...	'Respected journalist'-- On your knees...
'every week by forty million people. i am a respected journalist.' have you won any awards?	Are you kidding? The Golden Globe, The Edward R. Murrow award...
on average forty million.	'Every week by forty million people. I am a respected journalist.' Have you won any awards?
that's what i thought. you tell them that. when we go down those stairs, i want you to scream what you just told me. 'my name is wayne gayle! i am the star of american maniacs watched every week by'-- how many people?	On average forty million.
probably not, but we're gonna give it the old college try.	We'll all be killed.
this is crazy. you can't escape like this.	Probably not, but we're gonna give it the old college try.
no.	This is crazy. You can't escape like this.
mickey, can i talk to you alone?	No.
let me have the keys.	Mickey, can I talk to you alone?
out front.	Let me have the keys.
where's it parked?	Out front.
yeah, we have a van.	Where's it parked?
okay, we're going out that door, and we're gonna march down the hall and right out of the building.  donut said something about a news van.	Yeah, we have a van.
let me check on scott. he's hurt bad.	Scott's dead. And unless you wanna play follow the leader, shut up and do as you're told.
donut, get your camera. see if it's broke.	Let me check on Scott. He's hurt bad.
sure.	Now, I'm no comedian, but it's pretty funny. It's a Little Johnny joke. Now in the joke, Little Johnny can't talk. And Little Johnny's teenage sister asks her mother if she can go out on a date.
you guys wanna hear a joke i heard?	Sure.
i could go for a coke.	Could I get a Coke for Mickey?
everybody thought i'd gone crazy. the cops, my mom, everybody. but you see, they all missed the point of the story. i wasn't crazy. but when i was holding the shotgun, it all became clear. i realized for the first time my one true calling in life. i'm a natural born killer.	Okay, let's cut it.
says the united states of america.	When have they ever been right?
says who?	Says the United States of America.
well, riddle me this, batman. how do you feel about the fact that you're never gonna see mallory again?	Says who?
that's indescribable.	Well, riddle me this, Batman. How do you feel about the fact that you're never gonna see Mallory again?
don't play dumb with me, mickey. you know what i mean. describe mallory.  what's up here?  what's in here?	That's indescribable.
describe mallory? okay. she's pretty, she's got blonde hair, two eyes, two feet, two hands, ten fingers...	Don't play dumb with me, Mickey. You know what I mean. Describe Mallory.  What's up here?  What's in here?
describe mallory.	Describe Mallory? Okay. She's pretty, she's got blonde hair, two eyes, two feet, two hands, ten fingers...
i'm sure we will.	Describe Mallory.
okay...okay...i'll buy that. we'll move on and come back later.	I'm sure we will.
it's not that easy, wayne. donuts and a smoke only get you so far. you're gonna have to do your job.	Okay...okay...I'll buy that. We'll move on and come back later.
tell me about the purity.	It's not that easy, Wayne. Donuts and a smoke only get you so far. You're gonna have to do your job.
you'll never understand. me and you, wayne, we're not even the same species. i used to be you...then i evolved. from where you're standing, you're a man. from where i'm standing, you're a ape. i'm here...i'm right here... and you...you're somewhere else, man. you say why? i say why not?	Tell me about the purity.
you just said an instant of purity was preferrable to a lifetime lie. i don't understand. what's so pure about forty-eight dead bodies?	You'll never understand. Me and you, Wayne, we're not even the same species. I used to be you...then I evolved. From where you're standing, you're a man. From where I'm standing, you're a ape. I'm here...I'm right here... and you...you're somewhere else, man. You say why? I say why not?
that's only part of it. i mean, it's a big, big, big part. but it's only the chorus, it's not the whole song.	Please explain to me, Mickey, where's the purity that you couldn't live without in five year old Danny Millhouse's blown off head? Where's the purity in forty-eight people who are no longer on this planet because they met you and Mallory? What's so fucking pure about that?
excuse me, did you say an instant of purity? what was the instant of purity? the bodies you left behind on your bloody trail?	That's only part of it. I mean, it's a big, big, big part. But it's only the chorus, it's not the whole song.
was an instant of purity worth a lifetime lie? yeah, it was.	Excuse me, did you say an instant of purity? What was the instant of purity? The bodies you left behind on your bloody trail?
no, mickey, i can't let you get away with that shit. answer the question. was it worth it? you haven't seen, heard, or smelled mallory in a year. was it worth it?	Was an instant of purity worth a lifetime lie? Yeah, it was.
do you think up these questions or the girl with no tongue?	No, Mickey, I can't let you get away with that shit. Answer the question. Was it worth it? You haven't seen, heard, or smelled Mallory in a year. Was it worth it?
was massacring all those people worth being separated from your wife for the rest of your life?	Do you think up these questions or the girl with no tongue?
was what worth it?	Was massacring all those people worth being separated from your wife for the rest of your life?
then was it worth it?	Was what worth it?
of course, i miss mallory. she's my wife. i haven't seen her in a long time. what a stupid question.	Then was it worth it?
do you miss mallory?	Of course, I miss Mallory. She's my wife. I haven't seen her in a long time. What a stupid question.
what i did for fun for starters.  well, something i used to do...always was a lot of fun...  no, scratch that. let me think of something else. in fact, why don't we come back to that question. ask me something else.	Do you miss Mallory?
what? oh, aaahhh, what you did for fun for starters.	What I did for fun for starters.  Well, something I used to do...always was a lot of fun...  No, scratch that. Let me think of something else. In fact, why don't we come back to that question. Ask me something else.
much obliged. what do i do for fun? do you want to know what i do for fun or what i did for fun?	What? Oh, aaahhh, what you did for fun for starters.
so, mickey, tell us what you do for fun.	Aside from the obvious?
we're about ready to go here. are you ready?	Let's do it.
don't worry about it.	We're about ready to go here. Are you ready?
sorry about that.	Don't worry about it.
all right, mickey.	Let's discuss it when I'm unbound.
okay now, before we get started here, there's a few things we have to get clear about.	All right, Mickey.
mickey, how do you feel about cross- examining grace mulberry?	I'm keen with anticipation.
she sings? what does she sing?	Songs. 'He's A Rebel', 'Leader Of The Pack', 'Town Without Pity', that Dusty Springfield song 'I Only Want To Be With You'. That's what I hear anyway. Her behaviour was the main thing the doctors' report used against you. So even if she would see me, which she won't, I couldn't put her on camera anyway. If I ask her, 'Mallory, are you insane?' And she starts singing 'Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road', that blows our whole case.
not to anybody. she sings.	She sings? What does she sing?
she doesn't talk?	Not to anybody. She sings.
she won't even see me, mickey. now you're not supposed to know anything about what's going on with her, but i'm gonna tell ya somethin'. since you two've been sentenced, mallory hasn't spoken one word.	She doesn't talk?
have you talked to mallory about this?	She won't even see me, Mickey. Now you're not supposed to know anything about what's going on with her, but I'm gonna tell ya somethin'. Since you two've been sentenced, Mallory hasn't spoken one word.
my problem mickey, is that you don't exactly inspire empathy. i'm all alone on this. i need your help. i want what the prison board is doing to be the focus of our follow up episode. now i have interviews with chairman of the prison board dewight mcclusky about this issue. and i'm tellin' ya, mickey, he looks bad. the two psychologists they used for their psychiatric kangaroo court won't talk to us, which always looks bad. i have an interview with both the judge of your trial, bert steinsma, and the psychologist and author, emil reinghold, both of which discount the notion that you're insane. you put that all together, and what the state is doing becomes obvious. but the network isn't satisfied. they feel the show needs another element. it needs you. in order to put the show on the air, i need to get an interview with you. you haven't talked to the press since your trial. now, a few days before you get transferred to an asylum, you grant an interview on television with wayne gayle. we're talkin' a media event here. every son of a bitch out the with a tv set's gonna tune in to see that. we'll make their motives so blatant, we'll shame 'em into dropping the whole thing. at least for a little while, the publicity would keep them from just giving you and mallory lobotomies. well, whatta ya say?	Have you talked to Mallory about this?
we've been waiting to do a follow up episode on you for a long time. and that time has definitely come.  i feel it's apparent to anyone who's hip to what's going on that the prison board has thrown the constitution straight out the fuckin' window. you and mallory may be killers, but you're not insane. you belong in a prison, not in an asylum. the prison board is blatantly railroading you into a hospital for the sole purpose of turning you into vegetables. now some people are saying, 'so what?' i am not one of those people. if we avert our eyes while they do this to you, we give them permission to do it again whenever they see fit. today they wipe clean your mind because they feel your actions are dangerous, tomorrow they wipe clean my mind because they feel what i say is dangerous. where does it all stop?	My problem Mickey, is that you don't exactly inspire empathy. I'm all alone on this. I need your help. I want what the prison board is doing to be the focus of our follow up episode. Now I have interviews with chairman of the prison board Dewight McClusky about this issue. And I'm tellin' ya, Mickey, he looks bad. The two psychologists they used for their psychiatric kangaroo court won't talk to us, which always looks bad. I have an interview with both the judge of your trial, Bert Steinsma, and the psychologist and author, Emil Reinghold, both of which discount the notion that you're insane. You put that all together, and what the state is doing becomes obvious. But the network isn't satisfied. They feel the show needs another element. It needs you. In order to put the show on the air, I need to get an interview with you. You haven't talked to the press since your trial. Now, a few days before you get transferred to an asylum, you grant an interview on television with Wayne Gayle. We're talkin' a media event here. Every son of a bitch out the with a TV set's gonna tune in to see that. We'll make their motives so blatant, we'll shame 'em into dropping the whole thing. At least for a little while, the publicity would keep them from just giving you and Mallory lobotomies. Well, whatta ya say?
yeah, it's pretty hard to beat the king.	We've been waiting to do a follow up episode on you for a long time. And that time has definitely come.  I feel it's apparent to anyone who's hip to what's going on that the prison board has thrown the constitution straight out the fuckin' window. You and Mallory may be killers, but you're not insane. You belong in a prison, not in an asylum. The prison board is blatantly railroading you into a hospital for the sole purpose of turning you into vegetables. Now some people are saying, 'So what?' I am not one of those people. If we avert our eyes while they do this to you, we give them permission to do it again whenever they see fit. Today they wipe clean your mind because they feel your actions are dangerous, tomorrow they wipe clean my mind because they feel what I say is dangerous. Where does it all stop?
manson beat you.	Yeah, it's pretty hard to beat the king.
how 'bout manson?	Manson beat you.
what i'd like to do---	How 'bout Manson?
good...yuppie piece of shit.	What I'd like to do---
yes. yours got the larger nielson share.	Good...yuppie piece of shit.
how 'bout ted bundy? ever do one on him?	Yes. Yours got the larger Nielson share.
yours.	How 'bout Ted Bundy? Ever do one on him?
whose ratings were higher?	Yours.
yes.	Whose ratings were higher?
did you ever do one on wayne gacy?	Yes.
the episode we did on mickey and mallory was one of our most popular ones.	Did you ever do one on Wayne Gacy?
hello mickey. we've never been introduced, but i'm wayne gayle. i don't know if you've ever heard of me or remember me. i was one of the reporters outside the courthouse during your trial---	Everybody knows who you are. You're famous.
yeah baby.	You made every day like kindergarten.
mickey, you're wasting time!	I don't give a damn if a million United States marines, all whistling the halls of Montezuma, are gonna come marchin' down this alley any second. There ain't not fuckin' way in hell I'm leaving you. And that's that!
no fuckin' way!	Mickey, you're wasting time!
if they stay, they'll catch you, and they don't have to catch you---	No fuckin' way!
no fuckin' way! no fuckin' way!	If they stay, they'll catch you, and they don't have to catch you---
i can't run with you, mickey! i really want to. if i could, i would, but i can't. i gotta stay here. but you can still get out of here.	No fuckin' way! No fuckin' way!
i'm not saying it's not gonna hurt, but--	I can't run with you, Mickey! I really want to. If I could, I would, but I can't. I gotta stay here. But you can still get out of here.
i can't go. i'm too fucked up.	I'm not saying it's not gonna hurt, but--
and they made the first move?	Unfortunately, yes.
they can't because neither knows if the other is a deranged senseless killer like the knoxs. so, you may as well make the first move.	And they made the first move?
why can't they just shake hands and be friends?	They can't because neither knows if the other is a deranged senseless killer like the Knoxs. So, you may as well make the first move.
it's like this, wayne. two people are standing in a dark room waiting for the other to attack. these two people can't see each other, yet they know they're there. now, they can either stand in the dark room forever waiting until they die of boredom, or one of them can make the first move.	Why can't they just shake hands and be friends?
how can you say that you 'admire' them?	It's like this, Wayne. Two people are standing in a dark room waiting for the other to attack. These two people can't see each other, yet they know they're there. Now, they can either stand in the dark room forever waiting until they die of boredom, or one of them can make the first move.
then you've seen the scene where arnold schwartzenegger is talking to lou ferigno.	Yes.
yes.	Then you've seen the scene where Arnold Schwartzenegger is talking to Lou Ferigno.
so, mallory calls 911 and they took off.	They actually apologized.
they were especially influenced by 'conquering huns of neptune.'	So, Mallory calls 911 and they took off.
apparently, they've seen all our films.	They were especially influenced by 'Conquering Huns of Neptune.'
mickey stops sawin' on my leg and says, 'oh my god, i'm your biggest fan!'	Apparently, they've seen all our films.
and then mallory stops mickey and says, 'hey, these are the brothers hun.'	Mickey stops sawin' on my leg and says, 'Oh my God, I'm your biggest fan!'
just for fun, i guess.	And then Mallory stops Mickey and says, 'Hey, these are the Brothers Hun.'
they had us tied down during one of their house raids, you've seen the headlines, and they were taking a chainsaw to our legs before they were gonna kill us.	Just for fun, I guess.
they're shocking the world into remembering the primal law.	Survival of the fittest.
that's the way of the world.	They're shocking the world into remembering the primal law.
that's the mickey and mallory way.	That's the way of the world.
yes.	Yes.
they've hypnotized the nation.	Schwartzenegger was the king of the edge before they came along.
only on a much grander scale.	They've hypnotized the nation.
mickey and mallory have that edge.	Only on a much grander scale.
he had the edge. the mind's edge.	Mickey and Mallory have that edge.
he squashed him mentally before physically defeating him.	He had the edge. The mind's edge.
---and a snake-eye glare, arnold was able to totally psyche out any confidence ferigno had.	He squashed him mentally before physically defeating him.
and a snake-eye glare.	---and a snake-eye glare, Arnold was able to totally psyche out any confidence Ferigno had.
through the power of the simple word---	And a snake-eye glare.
hypnotizing.	Have you seen 'Pumping Iron?'
i admire them.	I do, too.
that's my opinion.	Jesus...
the entire wing?	That's my opinion.
i'll say enough to destroy this wing.	The entire wing?
take a wild stab!	I'll say enough to destroy this wing.
it's hard to say capt'n.	Take a wild stab!
what do you think, pitney? how much explosives do you think that they really have in there?	It's hard to say Capt'n.
where do the air ducts lead?	Here.
here's the layout of the laundry room.	Where do the air ducts lead?
capt'n!	Here's the layout of the laundry room.
i want two men stationed in that tier, and i want men with rifles all along the walkway.	Capt'n!
rockin'!	Scotty?
roger?	Rockin'!
roger, enough with the fucking donuts! what did i tell you. stop bothering mickey, and get behind your nagra.	Fine. Roger, what the hell are you doing? You're bothering the serial killer.
wayne---	Roger, I'm starting to get pissed. Just drop this fuckin' donut shit, and gather your gear.
okay, guys, we're here. l.a. county jail. julie, just park in the front.	Wayne---
so you're giving a man who butchers whole families, little babies included, my chocolate cream filled?	Okay, guys, we're here. L.A. County Jail. Julie, just park in the front.
roger, do you understand what the word 'no' means? it's important we establish a rapport. something as simple as a dozen donuts can mean the world to somebody who hasn't had a donut in a year.	So you're giving a man who butchers whole families, little babies included, my chocolate cream filled?
what's the big deal? take out my chocolate cream filled, put one of these roasted coconut---	Roger, do you understand what the word 'no' means? It's important we establish a rapport. Something as simple as a dozen donuts can mean the world to somebody who hasn't had a donut in a year.
roger, no.	What's the big deal? Take out my chocolate cream filled, put one of these roasted coconut---
that dumbass probably put my chocolate cream filled in there by mistake.	Roger, no.
huh uh. this dozen is for mickey.	That dumbass probably put my chocolate cream filled in there by mistake.
i'm as serious about that as i am about going back to the donut store, and dipping that stupid mexican's head into the batter for forgetting my chocolate cream filled. gimme that other box.	Huh uh. This dozen is for Mickey.
you can't be serious?	I'm as serious about that as I am about going back to the donut store, and dipping that stupid Mexican's head into the batter for forgetting my chocolate cream filled. Gimme that other box.
now we got to film a new intro for the follow up episode. but we put the intro for the first episode at the beginning temporarily so you can see it with some scope.	I hear ya. Play.
how immediate is immediately?	Next week's episode.
drink up! this is a celebration. this is the day we received word we were gonna make television history. we're gonna have the first sit down, in depth interview with the most charismatic serial killer ever, one day before he's being shipped to a mental hospital for the rest of his life. this is one of those golden moments that happens maybe only four times in a lucky journalist's career. this is wallace with noriega, this is elton john confessing his bi-sexuality to the rolling stone, this is the tearful reporting of the hindenberg disaster, this is truffaut setting the record straight on hitchcock, this is a robert capa photo, this is woodward and bernstien meeting deep throat in an underground parking lot, this is john reid reporting 'the ten days that shook the world', this is the hippies' bloody palms at kent state, the maysles brothers at altamont, this is the nixon/frost interviews...	This is Raymond Burr witnessing the destruction of Tokyo by Godzilla.
yeah, sure.	I'm taking one of these men. Yates, come with me.
jack, could you stay up here for a while?	Yeah, sure.
nothing for me. i'm leavin'.	Me, neither. I don't eat meat.
coolin' her jets in a holding cell.	Nothing for me. I'm leavin'.
how 'bout mallory?	Coolin' her jets in a holding cell.
waitin' in the lounge.	How 'bout Mallory?
they're real goddamn good. they'll be there for when ya need 'em. where are they?	Waitin' in the lounge.
yeah, we met. they're good men.	They're real Goddamn good. They'll be there for when ya need 'em. Where are they?
i assigned you bingham and washington to go along.	Yeah, we met. They're good men.
yeah. bus is all gassed up and ready to roll.	I assigned you Bingham and Washington to go along.
are you all set?	Yeah. Bus is all gassed up and ready to roll.
you should see the other bitch. what time you got?	Two-thirty. Shhh...
what the hell happened to you?	You should see the other bitch. What time you got?
wayne gayle.	Wayne Gayle!
who?	Wayne Gayle.
we got his stinkin' ass in the deepest, darkest cell in the whole place. but it just so happens that right now he's got a special visitor.	Who?
and where do you keep mickey?	We got his stinkin' ass in the deepest, darkest cell in the whole place. But it just so happens that right now he's got a special visitor.
well, mickey and mallory can't be together. so, we'll put you on one of our prison busses and you'll take mallory first, then you'll come back for mickey.	And where do you keep Mickey?
what's the travelling arrangements?	Well, Mickey and Mallory can't be together. So, we'll put you on one of our prison busses and you'll take Mallory first, then you'll come back for Mickey.
pleased to meet ya, jack. i read your book. i'm impressed. good work on curtis fox.	Thanks.
it's gonna be beautiful.	Super cool.  This is great stuff. How ya doin'?
camera jam! i'm sorry wayne. god.	Fucking dammit! Mickey hold onto that thought. Reload, quick!
rollin'...and speed!	Slate it.
how's it working, scotty?	Perfecto!
good work, my brothers. fan-fuckin'- tastic! i think that interview stuff's too long, we can lose some of that. keep the girls, keep the long hairs, keep the hun brothers, keep the black guy, keep the movie shit, and keep the cop at the donut shop. lose the rest. and cut the interview with the prison board fellow before that. cut it after i ask, 'i take it by your answer it was a whole new team.' don't even let him answer. fuck him. then cut to me talking about the two chicken shit psychiatrists and straight in dr. reinghold laughing.	Okay.
okay, boys, let's have it.	Well, basically, what we did was put part of the old show on first...
when do you want the assembly?	Tomorrow.
so unruly julie's comin' with me and planning the interview.  you two go down to the editing bay, take the old footage and the new footage, put it together, and see what we got. get it into shape so when we finish the interview, we can just stick it in.	When do you want the assembly?
would the network really not run it without the interview?	Are you kidding? The last thing they expected was Mickey Knox to get up close and personal. They wanted a follow up episode and would've taken anything I had given them. I'm not gonna tell Mickey Knox that. I'm gonna make him think his grey matter depends on it. When I told Woody and the brass about this coup, they practically shit a brick. I'm talkin' an adobe brick. They want to expand the show to a hour, and they want it on immediately.
we got tonight and tomorrow to get our shit together. the day after that they're shippin' mallory. that's when we do the mickey knox interview, 'cause the next day he goes.	Would the network really not run it without the interview?
but you'll never be whole again.	Never is a very long time, Wayne. A word only the weak use. I'm not a sore loser. Even if I don't have a leg to stand on, I'm going to get up and fight this world until I'm on top again.
by taking away our legs. now we have to fight harder to get ahead than anyone else you'll find in this gym. probably the whole city. they gave us the fighting spirit. before this happened i was content. now i'm pissed off. now i'm half a man and i've got to work like the devil to get whole again.	But you'll never be whole again.
how so?	By taking away our legs. Now we have to fight harder to get ahead than anyone else you'll find in this gym. Probably the whole city. They gave us the fighting spirit. Before this happened I was content. Now I'm pissed off. Now I'm half a man and I've got to work like the devil to get whole again.
they passed the 'edge' along to us.	How so?
why?	They passed the 'edge' along to us.
but you see, that's okay, wayne.	Why?
but how can you say that?	They're mesmerising.
could we go with you and film it?	Stay up here and finish your interview, I've got to see what the hell's going on down there before I can take responsibility for you to film there.
i'm not running out and getting that piece of shit a coke.	Fine.  Julie, why don't you make a food run?  What's around here?
don't call my men assholes.	I didn't mean they were assholes. I mean if they're leaving, get 'em outta here.
chill out, phill. four deputies and you, i can live with that. we're about ready to go here, so let's get rid of these other assholes.	Don't call my men assholes.
why don't i have mickey thrown back into his cell and we can forget the whole thing?	Chill out, Phill. Four deputies and you, I can live with that. We're about ready to go here, so let's get rid of these other assholes.
why don't we make it three deputies and you?	Why don't I have Mickey thrown back into his cell and we can forget the whole thing?
and me.	Why don't we make it three deputies and you?
so we got a deal. four deputies---	And me.
three.	I'll cut it in half. Four guys, but that's it.
i can't do that. five guys.	Three.
no, no, no, no, no, no, i mean only two guys.	I can't do that. Five guys.
okay. i'll take two guys off.	No, no, no, no, no, no, I mean only two guys.
two guys?	Okay. I'll take two guys off.
what are we talking about?	Two guys?
phil, i'm just scared he's gonna clam up on me with all these sheriffs all over the place. they hate him. he hates them. what kinda intimacy am i gonna create with all this hate in the air. even you and i feel it.	What are we talking about?
wayne, if it was anybody else---	Phil, I'm just scared he's gonna clam up on me with all these sheriffs all over the place. They hate him. He hates them. What kinda intimacy am I gonna create with all this hate in the air. Even you and I feel it.
we got one...two...three...four ...five...six...seven...eight. i mean jesus christ, phil, that's too much. let's lose some of these guys.	Wayne, if it was anybody else---
one...i can take care of myself. i grew up in a tough neighbourhood, and i've handled some pretty rough customers in my day. mickey knox doesn't scare me. two...i'm a journalist, and i'm prepared to take that risk. three...it ain't gonna happen. believe me when i tell you, it is in mickey knox's own best interest to play this game according to hoyle.  wait a minute. we've gotten into a advisory relationship here, which is not what i want.  but seriously, phil, look at this.	We got one...two...three...four ...five...six...seven...eight. I mean Jesus Christ, Phil, that's too much. Let's lose some of these guys.
well, let me let you in on one more fact you obviously don't know. if i were to take my men away, mickey knox would snap your neck like a twig.	One...I can take care of myself. I grew up in a tough neighbourhood, and I've handled some pretty rough customers in my day. Mickey Knox doesn't scare me. Two...I'm a journalist, and I'm prepared to take that risk. Three...it ain't gonna happen. Believe me when I tell you, it is in Mickey Knox's own best interest to play this game according to Hoyle.  Wait a minute. We've gotten into a advisory relationship here, which is not what I want.  But seriously, Phil, look at this.
don't recite the fact to me. i'm sure i know 'em better than you do.	Well, let me let you in on one more fact you obviously don't know. If I were to take my men away, Mickey Knox would snap your neck like a twig.
since he and his wife have been in custody, they've killed---	Don't recite the fact to me. I'm sure I know 'em better than you do.
mr. wurlitzer, i assure you, i am very familiar with mickey knox's career.	Since he and his wife have been in custody, they've killed---
mr. gayle, do you have the slightest idea how dangerous knox is?	Mr. Wurlitzer, I assure you, I am very familiar with Mickey Knox's career.
lose 'em.	Mr. Gayle, do you have the slightest idea how dangerous Knox is?
well, just what the hell do you expect me to do?	Lose 'em.
it sure is.	They got a asshole over here.  A asshole sitting down reading a magazine over there.  A asshole perched up there.  Assholes everywhere. Hey, maybe if we were doin' that kiss, kiss, bang, bang stuff we'd need all those assholes, too. What we're about is intimacy. We're about two people having a conversation. Say I was interviewing you. All I want you to worry about is what I ask you. I want a trust to develop. If you're thinking about all this...  ...you're not going to relax, a trust won't develop, we'll be talking a each other instead of to each other, there will be no chance for intimacy.
see what i mean? it's a funny business, isn't it?	It sure is.
oh, that 'dukes of hazzard' show, there was probably ninety-five people there, maybe more.	See what I mean? It's a funny business, isn't it?
well...small world. well, then, you know firsthand how hollywood does things. lights all over the place, generators, a hundred and fifty crew members---	Oh, that 'Dukes of Hazzard' show, there was probably ninety-five people there, maybe more.
i was on the 'dukes of hazzard' set about eight years ago.	Well...small world. Well, then, you know firsthand how Hollywood does things. Lights all over the place, generators, a hundred and fifty crew members---
really?	I was on the 'Dukes of Hazzard' set about eight years ago.
ya know, i was.	Really?
now, phil, i don't know if you've ever been on a set before---	Ya know, I was.
i see.	Now, Phil, I don't know if you've ever been on a set before---
just a little nickname. yep, they're my kids and they're all i need. after working together these past coupla years, we're like well-oiled machinery. no, more like a formula race car. no, scratch that one, too. what we're really like is a swiss watch. small, intricate, compact...it shouldn't work as well as it does, but it does. because of the craftsmanship, the expertise, and the artist's loving hand.	I see.
is that her real name?	Just a little nickname. Yep, they're my kids and they're all I need. After working together these past coupla years, we're like well-oiled machinery. No, more like a Formula race car. No, scratch that one, too. What we're really like is a Swiss watch. Small, intricate, compact...it shouldn't work as well as it does, but it does. Because of the craftsmanship, the expertise, and the artist's loving hand.
scott, genius cameraman, roger, magician with sound. unruly julie, i could sooner do without my arm than unruly julie.	Is that her real name?
oh yes, indeed. top flight.	Scott, genius cameraman, Roger, magician with sound. Unruly Julie, I could sooner do without my arm than Unruly Julie.
you met the kids i have working for me? great bunch, aren't they?	Oh yes, indeed. Top flight.
by all means.	You met the kids I have working for me? Great bunch, aren't they?
everything's coming along just fine. phil, i wanted to know if i could have a small word with you.	By all means.
how's everything coming, mr. gayle?	Everything's coming along just fine. Phil, I wanted to know if I could have a small word with you.
i'm the superintendent here at l.a. county jail. me and my deputies are who you'll be working with while you're here.	That sounds great. Look, I don't want any of this to intimidate you. This is not going to be a big deal. This is going to be very easy.  I need to talk with Mr. Wurlitzer. You guys get your equipment ready, power up the van and confirm a transmission code for the remote. Julie come with me.
same here. let me introduce my crew. scott...roger...and unruly julie ...this is...i'm sorry. what's your title again?	I'm the superintendent here at L.A. County Jail. Me and my deputies are who you'll be working with while you're here.
hello, mr. gayle. i'm phil wurlitzer. we talked on the phone. it's a pleasure to meet you.	Same here. Let me introduce my crew. Scott...Roger...and Unruly Julie ...this is...I'm sorry. What's your title again?
they done that too long in my family.	They pay you three bucks a day an' all the cotton you can eat.
now, if you want to work like a real nigger, you can always go out and chop cotton.	They done that too long in my family.
yeah.	Now, if you want to work like a real nigger, you can always go out and chop cotton.
man, the darkest thing they got in there is coca-cola.	Yeah.
how 'bout that furniture plant?	Man, the darkest thing they got in there is Coca-Cola.
no thanks.	Come on, honey.
want me to come?	No thanks.
out.	Want me to come?
where' you goin'?	Out.
give her a beer.	Thanks, Duff. You' a nice guy. Not like Frankie.
you think so, frankie?	Hell, you got steady work.
you know, doris - you'd make some guy a swell wife.	You think so, Frankie?
see duff. he's the money man.	What d'you say, Duff?
you gonna buy me a beer, frankie?	See Duff. He's the money man.
everybody givin' it away free, huh?	You gonna buy me a beer, Frankie?
it sure is.	Everybody givin' it away free, huh?
what's the matter, doris? business bad?	It sure is.
who's going to buy me a beer?	What's the matter, Doris? Business bad?
who're you tellin' to get, boy?! you watch it, or there'll be some dyin' done 'round here!	That dyin's gonna be done two ways.
all right, you get out of here, man!	Who're you tellin' to get, boy?! You watch it, or there'll be some dyin' done 'round here!
i bet she's a sly little nigger, that girl. wouldn't mind a piece of her myself!	All right, you get out of here, man!
that'll be thirty-eight cents.	You in a big hurry, boy?
that'll be thirty-eight cents.	Goddamnit, nigger - you must think you're white! Who d'you think you are - king of Harlem?
boy - you hear me?!	That'll be thirty-eight cents.
fill her up?	No, boy. Thirty-eight cents worth of gas. And watch you don't make it thirty-nine.
what d'you think?	Then do like I said.  Men - this boy here's got something to tell you-all.  Well, how about it?
want to keep your job, boy?	What d'you think?
all right, then. all i want you to do is tell these boys here you didn't mean what you said about stickin' together an' all.	Want to keep your job, boy?
no. you got the wrong idea.	All right, then. All I want you to do is tell these boys here you didn't mean what you said about stickin' together an' all.
look, boy, we got a smooth operation here, and i aim to keep it that way. now i got an idea you're plannin' trouble.	No. You got the wrong idea.
well, what d'you know?!	Look, boy, we got a smooth operation here, and I aim to keep it that way. Now I got an idea you're plannin' trouble.
uh-huh. well, this ain't the railroad. now what's all this talk about stickin' together?	Well, what d'you know?!
used to be. on the railroad.	Uh-huh. Well, this ain't the railroad. Now what's all this talk about stickin' together?
you a union man?	Used to be. On the railroad.
i still don't know what you're talkin' about.	You a union man?
that's no way to talk, boy. now we had one of them union men 'round here coupla years ago. stirred up a lot of trouble. they're always after you colored boys.	I still don't know what you're talkin' about.
i don't know what you're talkin' about.	That's no way to talk, boy. Now we had one of them union men 'round here coupla years ago. Stirred up a lot of trouble. They're always after you colored boys.
i hear you're tryin' to organize this place!	I don't know what you're talkin' about.
okay.	I hear you're tryin' to organize this place!
want to talk to you.	Okay.
that's right.	Want to talk to you.
'you duff anderson?	That's right.
what did you say your name is?	Anderson.
walker and williams.	What did you say your name is?
where was that?	Walker and Williams.
yeah.	Where was that?
i know.	You' new here, man!  See you, boys.
i'll smile when it's funny.	So it wasn't funny, huh? Well, I thought it was. What d'you say, Barney? Wasn't it funny?!
what's the matter, boy? never smile?	I'll smile when it's funny.
i said: cut it out!	Don't start no trouble, boy!
where's he at?	I don't know.
people seen him 'round.	Where's he at?
'that right? i thought he was up north.	People seen him 'round.
they say your dad's 'round town.	'That right? I thought he was up North.
make sure he gets those shots.	They say your dad's 'round town.
okay.	Make sure he gets those shots.
yeah. look, i'll be sendin' you the money from now on.	Okay.
i don't know. he's your boy.	I ain't so sure of that. If I was, maybe I'd feel different.
like where?	I don't know. He's your boy.
well, she never gave me none. look, you better find him a place pretty quick.	Like where?
i been sendin' her money.	Well, she never gave me none. Look, you better find him a place pretty quick.
she got herself a husband now. they don' want him 'round. and i tell you, man, i got no use for him neither.	I been sendin' her money.
ain't she goin' to take the boy?	She got herself a husband now. They don' want him 'round. And I tell you, man, I got no use for him neither.
she done moved to detroit.	Ain't she goin' to take the boy?
where's wilma?	She done moved to Detroit.
james lee, you come in here and meet your daddy.	Where's Wilma?
'bout time you showed. door's open.	James Lee, you come in here and meet your daddy.
guess you must be lookin' after my boy. i'm duff anderson.	'Bout time you showed. Door's open.
what d'you want?	Guess you must be lookin' after my boy. I'm Duff Anderson.
guess i don't.	Just so you do your work.
don't say much, do you?	Guess I don't.
thanks.	Don't say much, do you?
looks like you're doin' a good job.	Thanks.
okay.	Looks like you're doin' a good job.
how 'you doing?	Okay.
name's duff.	How 'you doing?
hey, boy - i'm talkin' to you.	Name's Duff.
well, i guess that's all till tomorrow.	Okay, thanks very much.
no. just me.  me an' her.	Well, I guess that's all till tomorrow.
any other family?	No. Just me.  Me an' her.
i don't know. forty-eight, i guess.	Any other family?
and his age?	I don't know. Forty-eight, I guess.
well, he worked around.	And his age?
his profession?	Well, he worked around.
i don't know.	His profession?
where was your father born?	I don't know.
no. what you usually say, i guess.	Where was your father born?
have anything in mind?	No. What you usually say, I guess.
guess so.	Have anything in mind?
would you like me to say anything tomorrow?	Guess so.
thanks.	Would you like me to say anything tomorrow?
why don't you come over for a beer when you get through?	Okay, I will.
that's two bucks, joe.	Why don't you come over for a beer when you get through?
it's just that we're not used to seein' anyone stand up 'round here. kinda took us by surprise.	Oh yeah? That's good.
yeah, i been there.	It's just that we're not used to seein' anyone stand up 'round here. Kinda took us by surprise.
been over to the other mill?	Yeah, I been there.
you know, over at the mill, there's just one guy that talked. it's kinda late to say it, but we shoulda acted different.	Been over to the other mill?
oh yeah?	You know, over at the mill, there's just one guy that talked. It's kinda late to say it, but we shoulda acted different.
cup of coffee.  i 'been meanin' to talk to you.	Oh yeah?
okay.	Cup of coffee.  I 'been meanin' to talk to you.
how 'you doin' man?	Okay.
like hell. you know, if you fellows stuck together 'stead of letting them walk all over you, they might not try it.	Like hell they wouldn't.
you know, man, that guy was trying to be friendly.	That ain't my idea of friendliness.
hard to get up in the morning, huh?	That's right. How' you doin', Barney?
duff--	Like I said, baby - I'll write you.
okay.	Duff--
you don' know nothin' 'bout it, baby. nothin'! and don't kid yourself - you did your bit.	Okay.
you're not a man because of a job, duff.	You don' know nothin' 'bout it, baby. Nothin'! And don't kid yourself - you did your bit.
you'll be better off without me. i ain't fit to live with no more. it's just like a lynchin'. maybe they don't use a knife on you, but they got other ways.	You're not a man because of a job, Duff.
i don't think that'll happen.	You'll be better off without me. I ain't fit to live with no more. It's just like a lynchin'. Maybe they don't use a knife on you, but they got other ways.
when i get set, i'll send for you.	I don't think that'll happen.
where're you going to go?	When I get set, I'll send for you.
well, that'll be the first time.	Where're you going to go?
there's nothing to say.	Well, that'll be the first time.
ain't you goin' to say something?	There's nothing to say.
duff, i love you.	Well, that don't do me one bit of good!
nothin. quit lookin' at me like that!	Duff, I love you.
what d'you mean?	Nothin. Quit lookin' at me like that!
hell, if they don't blow up his place, they'll get him some other way. don't make no difference no-how.	What d'you mean?
not if you see them for what they are, duff.	Jesus, baby, you're so full of talk! Well, you ain't never really been a nigger, have you - livin' like that in your father's house! So just shut your mouth.
like hell they can't.  they can reach right in with their damn white hands and turn you off and on.	Not if you see them for what they are, Duff.
just of getting hurt. they can't touch me inside.	Like hell they can't.  They can reach right in with their damn white hands and turn you off and on.
you were plenty scared that night in the car.	Just of getting hurt. They can't touch me inside.
i don't know. i guess i'm not afraid of them.	You were plenty scared that night in the car.
how come you don't hate their guts?	I don't know. I guess I'm not afraid of them.
i can't stand to see you like that. i know you can't help it.	Stop bein' so damn understandin'.
you heard me!	I can't stand to see you like that. I know you can't help it.
don't do that!	Watch out!
what're you going to do?	Don't do that!
no point fixin' it!	What're you going to do?
'you kiddin'? you ain't goin' to no white home. i seen the way they look at you when you go down the street.	No point fixin' it!
day work.	'You kiddin'? You ain't goin' to no white home. I seen the way they look at you when you go down the street.
what the hell could you do?	Day work.
i could work even after the baby comes. a few hours a week, anyway.	What the hell could you do?
yeah!	I could work even after the baby comes. A few hours a week, anyway.
i'm trying to help, duff.	Yeah!
sure, baby. 'fact, i don't ever have to work no more. when that baby comes, i can just stay home and send you back to school. how about that?	I'm trying to help, Duff.
you know - we do have enough money. especially now.	Sure, baby. 'Fact, I don't ever have to work no more. When that baby comes, I can just stay home and send you back to school. How about that?
water pump's busted. i don't know if it's worth fixin', but i need that car.	You can have what I've got. It's right there.
about ten dollars.	Water pump's busted. I don't know if it's worth fixin', but I need that car.
don't ask, baby - huh!  how much money you got with you?	About ten dollars.
hi.	Don't ask, baby - huh!  How much money you got with you?
we can always do that, duff.	Yeah. Yeah, I know. I'm not really thinkin' about it. Anyway, don't want those white guys laughin' up their sleeve at me when they see me pull out.
i'm telling you, baby, maybe we better get out of here.	We can always do that, Duff.
they won't.	I'm telling you, baby, maybe we better get out of here.
pay is so damn low. i don't want my kids to grow up like barney's.	They won't.
you will.	Pay is so damn low. I don't want my kids to grow up like Barney's.
yeah. but just how're we goin' to make out? i got to get me a job.	You will.
don't deny me, duff.	Hell, baby - I met this beautiful chick and she's just dyin' for me, okay?
don't, duff.	Yeah.
i keep thinking about him.	Well, he ain't mine, so skip it.
how come you keep askin'?	I keep thinking about him.
what about your boy?	How come you keep askin'?
man, we sure hit the jackpot fast around here.	What about your boy?
we'll be all right.	Man, we sure hit the jackpot fast around here.
ain't that something?!  that's just fine, baby.	We'll be all right.
well, i haven't come around.	Ain't that something?!  That's just fine, baby.
you jivin' me?	Well, I haven't come around.
don't look so scared.	You jivin' me?
huh?	Don't look so scared.
how would you like to have a baby, duff?	Huh?
it sure scares you, a guy like that - settin' out on his porch, doin' nothin'. i seen hundreds of them - all my life.	My father's never done a thing for any of them.
i don't want to hurt you.	Go on - hit me!
like so. there you go. okay, hit me!	I don't want to hurt you.
okay. come on. put 'em up!	Like so. There you go. Okay, hit me!
my kids want me to teach them.	Okay. Come on. Put 'em up!
uh-huh. why?	My kids want me to teach them.
you know how to box?	Uh-huh. Why?
well, if you don't know i can't tell you.	You know how to box?
you still didn't answer my question.	Well, if you don't know I can't tell you.
baby, you're the best thing that ever happened to me.	You still didn't answer my question.
you didn't answer my question.	Baby, you're the best thing that ever happened to me.
hmmm - good coffee.	You didn't answer my question.
am i as good as they?	Hmmm - good coffee.
what about them?	Am I as good as they?
duff - you know those women you used to know--	What about them?
everything you cook is good.	Duff - you know those women you used to know--
come here, baby.	Everything you cook is good.
oh really? i thought it was pretty good.	Come here, baby.
smells like something crawled in there and died.	Oh really? I thought it was pretty good.
what's wrong?	Smells like something crawled in there and died.
yeah, that's so.	What's wrong?
is that so?	Yeah, that's so.
he could live with us.	Let's just see how the two of us make out first, huh?
what about him?	He could live with us.
don't call them that.	That's all right with me. Always liked kids.
hey, watch out! guess you want a house full of pickaninnies too, huh?	Don't call them that.
yeah?	Hey, watch out! Guess you want a house full of pickaninnies too, huh?
that's bessie hall. barney works at the mill.	Yeah?
it's okay with me, baby. but how' you goin' to like it?	It'll be fine when we get done with it.
well, what d'you think?	It's okay with me, baby. But how' you goin' to like it?
i can see why.	Well, what d'you think?
she don't mean nothin' to me. that's all over.  hell, baby - i'm askin' you to marry me. i guess you want a big scene, huh?	No. But a small one.
what about that girl?	She don't mean nothin' to me. That's all over.  Hell, baby - I'm askin' you to marry me. I guess you want a big scene, huh?
yeah. wouldn't be no picnic for you. i ain't exactly housebroken.	What about that girl?
don't push me, duff.	Yeah. Wouldn't be no picnic for you. I ain't exactly housebroken.
look, baby - i don't know 'bout you, but it's the right thing for me. i just know it is. so, what d'you say?	Don't push me, Duff.
what happened, duff?	Look, baby - I don't know 'bout you, but it's the right thing for me. I just know it is. So, what d'you say?
how about it?	What happened, Duff?
thank you.	How about it?
just what i said. don't look so scared.	Thank you.
what d'you mean?	Just what I said. Don't look so scared.
you know, i been thinkin' - how 'bout us gettin' married?	What d'you mean?
i'll have some coffee, please.	You know, I been thinkin' - how 'bout us gettin' married?
okay, i guess.	I'll have some coffee, please.
your boy.	Okay, I guess.
what?	Your boy.
how did it go?	What?
i thought you wasn't comin'.	How did it go?
hi.	I thought you wasn't comin'.
what's he like?	I ain't seen him in a couple of years.
four.	What's he like?
how old is your boy?	Four.
i'll see you later.	Come here, Duff. No point running away from coincidence.
that's right.	I'll see you later.
yeah, it's just a coincidence.	That's right.
i'm just going in to do my shopping.	Yeah, it's just a coincidence.
no. women're always followin' me 'round.	I'm just going in to do my shopping.
surprised?	No. Women're always followin' me 'round.
are you married?	No, I ain't married.  Well, good-bye.
yeah. well, i do.	Are you married?
i didn't know you had one.	Yeah. Well, I do.
goin' to see my kid.	I didn't know you had one.
just for the day?	Goin' to see my kid.
sorry, baby. i'm goin' to birmingham.	Just for the day?
look, duff - if you're free, i'm not working tomorrow.	Sorry, baby. I'm goin' to Birmingham.
hell, i don't belong here. i don't know what i' been thinkin'.	Look, Duff - if you're free, I'm not working tomorrow.
what d'you mean?	Hell, I don't belong here. I don't know what I' been thinkin'.
yeah. it's just like i figured.	What d'you mean?
that's the way he is.	Yeah. It's just like I figured.
ain't your fault.	That's the way he is.
no.	Well, it ain't that good up there neither. Might as well make it here. 'Course I ain't really makin' it now.
yeah. knocked around for a couple of months after the army. you been there?	No.
'been up north?	Yeah. Knocked around for a couple of months after the Army. You been there?
i don't know. 'guess i belong here more than there.	'Been up north?
why did you?	I don't know. 'Guess I belong here more than there.
at first it was real strange. hell, japan is a long ways from alabama. really got under my skin, though. almost didn't come back.	Why did you?
hell, baby, i don't know what to say.	Good night, Duff.
look, duff - most of the men i know - they're kind of sad. when i met you the other day i had a feeling that you're different. that's why i went out with you. i thought we might have something to say to each other.	Hell, baby, I don't know what to say.
all right, so i'm primitive. so what d'you want with me?	Look, Duff - most of the men I know - they're kind of sad. When I met you the other day I had a feeling that you're different. That's why I went out with you. I thought we might have something to say to each other.
you have some very primitive ideas, don't you?	All right, so I'm primitive. So what d'you want with me?
well, either we're gonna hit the hay or get married. now you don't want to hit the hay, and i don' want to get married.	You have some very primitive ideas, don't you?
what?	Well, either we're gonna hit the hay or get married. Now you don't want to hit the hay, and I don' want to get married.
oh yeah, and then what?	What?
no, on the porch.	Oh yeah, and then what?
hell, baby, i'm not in the third grade. well, look - what' we gonna do next time -- have a nice long chat in the parlor?	No, on the porch.
i wouldn't have let you.	Hell, baby, I'm not in the third grade. Well, look - what' we gonna do next time -- have a nice long chat in the parlor?
you almost got into trouble back there.	I wouldn't have let you.
what d'you mean?	You almost got into trouble back there.
you would, huh? if i was you, baby - i wouldn't go 'round stickin' out my jugular vein.	What d'you mean?
but i would like to see you again.	You would, huh? If I was you, baby - I wouldn't go 'round stickin' out my jugular vein.
i get it.  yeah, i can see your old man with a shot-gun right now.	But I would like to see you again.
not here, duff.	I get it.  Yeah, I can see your old man with a shot-gun right now.
it's better than it used to be. eight years ago they still had a lynching here. they tied a man to a car and dragged him to death. my father knew who did it, but he didn't say anything.	Scared, huh?
you got more guts than me, baby. it's a no-good town.	It's better than it used to be. Eight years ago they still had a lynching here. They tied a man to a car and dragged him to death. My father knew who did it, but he didn't say anything.
it's hard to see any change. but i'm going to stay. another year, anyway.	You got more guts than me, baby. It's a no-good town.
that's why you come back, huh?	It's hard to see any change. But I'm going to stay. Another year, anyway.
well, my mother was the only good teacher the colored school ever had. nobody bothers with those kids.	That's why you come back, huh?
how come you stay 'round here?	Well, my mother was the only good teacher the colored school ever had. Nobody bothers with those kids.
let's go, duff.	Take it easy.
get out of here!	Don't Duff--
well, let's see now - not counting tonight ... must be about twenty-eight times.	You got a problem all right.
well, i don't get on so well most places.	I see. That beer made me dizzy.
how d'you mean?	Well, I don't get on so well most places.
that's fine with me. keeps me out of trouble.	How d'you mean?
i mean, you're kind of cut off, aren't you?	That's fine with me. Keeps me out of trouble.
damn few places you can make eighty bucks a week.	I mean, you're kind of cut off, aren't you?
i guess it's hard working on the road like that.	Damn few places you can make eighty bucks a week.
well, they seem just like everyone else.	Hell, baby, I bet you think we got tails.
that's right.	Well, they seem just like everyone else.
they must work on the section gang.	That's right.
hell!	What is it?
go on - you can have one!	Hell!
no thanks.	Go on - you can have one!
how about another beer?	No thanks.
i like a place with lots of life.	How about another beer?
yeah, and you keep not answerin', too.	I like a place with lots of life.
you keep asking me why i'm here.	Yeah, and you keep not answerin', too.
well, that's a funny thing to say.	You keep asking me why I'm here.
you don't think much of yourself, do you?	Well, that's a funny thing to say.
so what you doin' with a cat like me in a joint like this?	You don't think much of yourself, do you?
no.	So what you doin' with a cat like me in a joint like this?
why d'you come out with me? you slummin' or something?	No.
how d'you mean?	Why d'you come out with me? You slummin' or something?
you know, baby, i can't figure you out.	How d'you mean?
what d'you expect?	You know, baby, I can't figure you out.
that's pretty good for a preacher's daughter.	What d'you expect?
look, i don't know what you been told 'bout section gangs, but how 'bout seein' me sometime?	Maybe.
that's right.	Look, I don't know what you been told 'bout section gangs, but how 'bout seein' me sometime?
oh yeah? well, i guess you got no choice.	That's right.
my father's the preacher.	Oh yeah? Well, I guess you got no choice.
no. never had much use for hell-howlers. you goin'?	My father's the preacher.
yes, aren't you?	No. Never had much use for hell-howlers. You goin'?
no. my mother's dead.  you goin' back inside?	Yes, aren't you?
your folks live there?	No. My mother's dead.  You goin' back inside?
oh yeah? that's my home town.	Your folks live there?
in birmingham.	Oh yeah? That's my home town.
went to college, huh?	In Birmingham.
i'm a teacher.	Went to college, huh?
you work around town?	I'm a teacher.
oh yeah?	You work around town?
yeah. on the section gang.	Oh yeah?
you working?	Yeah. On the section gang.
no. i'm new in town.	You working?
haven't seen you around, have i?	No. I'm new in town.
i'll have me some of that punch there, too.	Haven't seen you around, have I?
you must be new in town.	I'll have me some of that punch there, too.
thank you, ma'am. that's fine.	You must be new in town.
good-bye, frankie.	'Got a good thing, man.
that's right.	Man, you must be plumb outa your mind! You'll be makin' twen'y bucks a week, if you're lucky.
what 'you signifyin'?	I wasn't thinkin' about you, Frankie.
well, it's better than windin' up like a bum.	What 'you signifyin'?
you gonna sit at home the rest of your life? jesus!	Well, it's better than windin' up like a bum.
like a home, for one thing.	You gonna sit at home the rest of your life? Jesus!
like what?	Like a home, for one thing.
a whole lot, frankie.	Like what?
we was just leavin', fellows.	Let's go, Jocko. The man's got homework.
how 'bout the key?	I bet she's easy jam.
just get her drunk.	How 'bout the key?
what's so hot 'round town?	Take it easy, Frankie.
'round town.	What's so hot 'round town?
where' you goin'?	'Round town.
what you gettin' all pretty for?	Why don't you relax, Frankie?
'see ya.	'Bye, Jocko.
what's eatin' you, jocko?	Nothin'. I just figure you were the right man for the job.
i guess you'll be making' some changes 'round here.	What's eatin' you, Jocko?
yeah. that's right, jocko.  those white guys sure shoot up at you like a yeast cake if you just cock an eye at them.	I guess you'll be making' some changes 'round here.
they all got families to support.	Yeah. That's right, Jocko.  Those white guys sure shoot up at you like a yeast cake if you just cock an eye at them.
see you, duff.	Yeah, see you in hell.
better get him to a hospital.	Didn't I tell you to beat it - huh?
couldn't get the words out before.	Better get him to a hospital.
take it easy, pop.	What's the matter? Don't smell so good, huh? Must'a broken some records.
beat it!	Take it easy, Pop.
that's right.	Beat it!
my son? i ain't got no son. you duff?	That's right.
great.	What d'you want anyhow? What you come and bother me for?
pretty good for a one-armed nigger, huh?	Great.
i heard you.	Pretty good for a one-armed nigger, huh?
i asked you somethin', boy!	I heard you.
well, matter of fact, i done a lot of bangin' 'round.	Yeah. That's how me an' your mother got started. I'm tellin' you, boy, you ain't got a chance without dough. They take it all away from you.
'don't sound so sure.	Well, matter of fact, I done a lot of bangin' 'round.
no.	'Don't sound so sure.
plannin' on getting married?	No.
i said, i come to town with a girl.	Plannin' on getting married?
what happened?	Workin' a saw mill.  Here's to.
okay.	What happened?
how about a drink?	Okay.
yeah. that's right.	How about a drink?
wanted a look at your old man, huh?	Yeah. That's right.
nothing. heard you were in town.	Wanted a look at your old man, huh?
what's on your mind?	Nothing. Heard you were in town.
wouldn't have known you.	What's on your mind?
wouldn't have known you.	Wouldn't have known you.
i'm duff.	Wouldn't have known you.
who're you?	I'm Duff.
'you will anderson?	Who're you?
i said, she's in great shape.	I heard you! Now 'stead of bein' smart, you just get that car out of here!
what did you say, boy?!	I said, she's in great shape.
don't do her no good to go into a tree.	What did you say, boy?!
don't do her no good to get banged like that.	Don't do her no good to go into a tree.
she don't look no worse to me.	Don't do her no good to get banged like that.
that's the trouble with you boys! don't listen when a man tells you something.	She don't look no worse to me.
sorry.	That's the trouble with you boys! Don't listen when a man tells you something.
jesus, i told you to watch it!	Sorry.
seems a little loose!	She'll do.
okay.	Seems a little loose!
most folks around here got no use for nigrahs. got to understand them, that's all. how you doin', boy?	Okay.
just tryin' to be helpful.	Most folks around here got no use for nigrahs. Got to understand them, that's all. How you doin', boy?
no, thanks.	Just tryin' to be helpful.
want me to hold the light for you?	No, thanks.
okay.	Want me to hold the light for you?
how you doin', boy?	Okay.
who is?!	Good-bye, Duff.
i know he wasn't much of a father.	Who is?!
hell, i'm just like him.	I know he wasn't much of a father.
don't be too hard on him.	Hell, I'm just like him.
okay.	Don't be too hard on him.
no, thanks. i'll take the bus.	Okay.
i can always chop cotton if i have to.  if you want a ride, i'll take you home.	No, thanks. I'll take the bus.
how 'you gonna live?	I can always chop cotton if I have to.  If you want a ride, I'll take you home.
no, they won't.	How 'you gonna live?
they'll run you out.	No, they won't.
that's right.	They'll run you out.
going back, huh?	That's right.
i guess i'll make me some trouble in that town.	Going back, huh?
well, what're you going to do?	I guess I'll make me some trouble in that town.
sure.	Well, what're you going to do?
it's just that i hate empty rooms.	Sure.
no thanks, lee.	It's just that I hate empty rooms.
want to come up the house? you can stay there till you get on your feet. there's no point paying a hotel.	No thanks, Lee.
come on, pop.	Nothing you can do. Been like this for days.
come back some other time, will you?	Yeah, sure. Good luck.
how often is that?	He's been hitting it pretty hard. Got high blood pressure, too. I guess it's hard on him, having you around.
whenever he's got an edge on.	How often is that?
how often does he get like that?	Whenever he's got an edge on.
oh yeah?	I'll be seeing you.
maybe i could talk to bud ellis. he might have a job for you at his filling station.	Oh yeah?
you can be cocky now, boy. but you won't make it. you won't last. i just feel sorry for josie. i knew it wouldn't work out.	Well, at least she ain't married to no white man's nigger! You been stoopin' so long, Reverend, you don't even know how to stand straight no more. You' just half a man!
oh yeah?  seems to me, reverend, you' more concerned 'bout your good. guess it looks kind 'a bad, havin' me for a son-in-law.	You can be cocky now, boy. But you won't make it. You won't last. I just feel sorry for Josie. I knew it wouldn't work out.
it's for your own good.	Oh yeah?  Seems to me, Reverend, you' more concerned 'bout your good. Guess it looks kind 'a bad, havin' me for a son-in-law.
so i been told.	It's for your own good.
i guess i'll rob a bank.	Don't you get smart with me, boy.
you'll be in trouble, son.  now just how do you intend to support your family?	I guess I'll rob a bank.
it ain't in me.	You'll be in trouble, son.  Now just how do you intend to support your family?
well, you have to be reasonable. now they say you're a troublemaker. that's no good. use a little psychology. make 'em think you're going along - and get what you want.	It ain't in me.
don't look like there's a right way.	Well, you have to be reasonable. Now they say you're a troublemaker. That's no good. Use a little psychology. Make 'em think you're going along - and get what you want.
i know just how you feel, son. but believe me, you're going about it the wrong way.	Don't look like there's a right way.
and since we're talking, my wife and i don't want you hanging around our daughter.	Well, that figures.  Kind of fits in with everything else, don't it!
i guess not.	And since we're talking, my wife and I don't want you hanging around our daughter.
i see.  well, i guess we don't have much to say to each other.	I guess not.
i doubt it.	I see.  Well, I guess we don't have much to say to each other.
i think if you tried livin' in a town like this, instead of running free and easy, you'd soon change your tune.	I doubt it.
aw, i do. but 'seems to me us colored folks do a whole lot of church-goin'. it's the whites that need it real bad.	I think if you tried livin' in a town like this, instead of running free and easy, you'd soon change your tune.
why? don't you believe in the lord?	Aw, I do. But 'seems to me us colored folks do a whole lot of church-goin'. It's the whites that need it real bad.
i guess i ain't.	Why? Don't you believe in the Lord?
yes, the lord's been pretty good to us. i guess you're a church man, aren't you?	I guess I ain't.
can't live without trouble, can you?  nice place you got here. real nice.	Yes, the Lord's been pretty good to us. I guess you're a church man, aren't you?
well, you've got to go easy. we haven't had any trouble in town for eight years, and we're not going to have any now.	Can't live without trouble, can you?  Nice place you got here. Real nice.
how come you all ain't sendin' them to the same school?	Well, you've got to go easy. We haven't had any trouble in town for eight years, and we're not going to have any now.
well, it looks like we'll be getting our new school.	How come you all ain't sendin' them to the same school?
thank you.	Well, it looks like we'll be getting our new school.
it's a changing time. sit down, son.	Thank you.
guess it's never been easy.	It's a changing time. Sit down, son.
it's hard to know how to talk to the white folks these days.	Guess it's never been easy.
how are you?	All right, son.
hello.	How are you?
you know what doris told me? she say: that duff's a nice guy. wouldn't even charge him nothin'.	I guess you'll be quittin' the railroad, huh, man?
just give him a couple of months. a girl like that, she don't know any tricks.	You know what Doris told me? She say: That Duff's a nice guy. Wouldn't even charge him nothin'.
ol' doris sure goin' to miss you.	Just give him a couple of months. A girl like that, she don't know any tricks.
'musta knocked her up.	What're you gonna get out of it, huh?
i'll be a monkey's kid sister! what d'you want to do a thing like that for?	'Musta knocked her up.
well, if it ain't duff!	How you doin'?  Hi there!
man, why 'you messin' around with a gal like that? you won't get no place.	Hell, they're all after the same thing.
man, you won't like that back seat.	Man, why 'you messin' around with a gal like that? You won't get no place.
why don't you guys buy your own?	'Oughta give up smoking, Jocko.
sure. got a sixteen-year-old girl.	Is that right?  Think you're gonna make it with her?
hell, i didn't know you was married.	Sure. Got a sixteen-year-old girl.
well, i got married to one of them.	Hell, I didn't know you was married.
what d'you know about women, pop?	Well, I got married to one of them.
yeah. all a colored woman wants is your money.	What d'you know about women, Pop?
i'll talk to the mayor.	That'll make the folks very happy.
i know.	I'll talk to the Mayor.
wouldn't do for one of your people to sue at a time like this.	I know.
i understand.	Wouldn't do for one of your people to sue at a time like this.
so you're courtin' the preacher's girl. well, just watch your step, boy, or he'll preach you right into hell.  i'm counting on you, reverend.	I understand.
let's go.	Anything you say, baby.
better now.  where 'you at?	Right here.
what's the matter now?	Better now.  Where 'you at?
got a thick feelin' here.	What's the matter now?
like hell you ain't!	Got a thick feelin' here.
i ain't drunk, honey.	Like hell you ain't!
now you stay put!	I ain't drunk, honey.
he's your son.	Okay, boy, beat it.
if you don't quit it, will, i'm leaving.	You're breaking my heart.  Got to see a man about a dog.
is she good in the hay? no point marryin' her just to find out. is there, baby?	If you don't quit it, Will, I'm leaving.
okay, so what's a girl supposed to do? me not workin' and her cleanin' house for a white man. i'm tellin' you, boy, keep away from marriage. ya gotta stay light on your feet or you won't make it.	Is she good in the hay? No point marryin' her just to find out. Is there, baby?
shut up, will.	Okay, so what's a girl supposed to do? Me not workin' and her cleanin' house for a white man. I'm tellin' you, boy, keep away from marriage. Ya gotta stay light on your feet or you won't make it.
your mother used to lay for her boss, boy. did you know that?	Shut up, Will.
pour your own trouble, will.	Your mother used to lay for her boss, boy. Did you know that?
let's stay here, will.	What's the matter?! It's a celebration!
nothin'.  she's all right. wouldn't have made it without her. christ - haven't worked in eight months. right now, i'm waitin' for some insurance money. and man, when i get it, i got plans to make me some more.  let's get out'a here. this place gives me the willies.  you got some money?	Let's stay here, Will.
no. why?	Nothin'.  She's all right. Wouldn't have made it without her. Christ - haven't worked in eight months. Right now, I'm waitin' for some insurance money. And man, when I get it, I got plans to make me some more.  Let's get out'a here. This place gives me the willies.  You got some money?
what's the matter?! you mad at me?	No. Why?
come on, will.	What's the matter?! You mad at me?
hi.	He's my son!
baby - want you to meet duff.	Hi.
omar, your wife's here.  ny superiors: will allow me to make the trade now.  but i gotta see that you haven't hurt the other hostages.  if you haven't, i'11 take the girl and send in your wife.	Nice and slow. You come in. Get a look around.  Then I get my wife.
don't give her the satisfaction.  your wife is on her way...	Enough talking!  We been talking for eleven fucking hours, man.  My throat's fucking raw!
i'm sorry, danny. time's up. i'11 do the girl, then me. i don't give a fuck.	Don't give her the satisfaction.  Your wife is on her way...
omar, listen to me--	No more goddamn talking!  I want the bitch or I'm gonna do the girl!
i want my wife.  i told you and told you. now i'm gettin' tired of this shit--	Omar, listen to me--
she's coming, omar, she's coming--	I want my wife.  I told you and told you. Now I'm gettin' tired of this shit--
danny, i can't fucking wait anymore.  you hear me? now where the fuck's my wife?	She's coming, Omar, she's coming--
omar--	Danny, I can't fucking wait anymore.  You hear me? Now where the fuck's my wife?
sometimes, i want to blow his fucking brains out!	Omar--
your raoul?	Sometimes, I want to blow his fucking brains out!
sometimes.  and sometimes i don't--  shut the fuck up!	Your Raoul?
you hate raoul?	Sometimes.  And sometimes I don't--  Shut the fuck up!
i fucking hate raoul.  shut the fuck up, asshole! someone.	You hate Raoul?
we got any shots?	Bathroom. But he's nowhere near it.
i will.  inside.  there's no other way to get the gun off the girl's head, nate.	Negotiator entering Kill Zone.
so don't pull this cowboy shit now. you'll give him a target.  you'll get yourself killed.  just keep talking.	I will.  Inside.  There's no other way to get the gun off the girl's head, Nate.
i'm still on my honeymoon.	So don't pull this cowboy shit now. You'll give him a target.  You'll get yourself killed.  Just keep talking.
how long's it been?	I'm still on my honeymoon.
since you got married.  you got someone else to think about now, danny.	How long's it been?
since when?	Since you got married.  You got someone else to think about now, Danny.
whoa.  no way.  you can't enter the kill zone.	Since when?
that's not the play.  omar'll get a shot off.  i can still talk to him, nate, i just need time.	Nathan to HBT 1.  Negotiator is requesting more time.
beck's just put us on standby for crisis entry.	That's not the play.  Omar'll get a shot off.  I can still talk to him, Nate, I just need time.
my man's coming to get my ass out of here. that's good enough for me.	Pity. Then you'll both have to die.
you didn't come here to destroy wintermute. you can to save a man you love. a man who isn't even capable of returning that love. such a waste...	My man's coming to get my ass out of here. That's good enough for me.
he wants to kill you, you know... perhaps i won't allow it.	Don't play with me.
take this off.	He wants to kill you, you know... Perhaps I won't allow it.
no. i only needed the code from you.	Then we would have talked, you and I.
peter said you came to kill us. is that true?	No. I only needed the code from you.
they're a bit too real for my taste. will you excuse me for a moment?	Of course.
i've had quite enough or i wouldn't be playing such games with beautiful strangers. aren't peter's illusions to your liking?	They're a bit too real for my taste. Will you excuse me for a moment?
let me get you another glass of wine.	I've had quite enough or I wouldn't be playing such games with beautiful strangers. Aren't Peter's illusions to your liking?
oh my god, i'm terribly sorry. did i hurt you?	I'm fine.
what about her?	Of course...
it's nothing. c'mon... we've got to transfer those funds and get the hell out of here.	What about her?
you're hurt...	It's nothing. C'mon... we've got to transfer those funds and get the hell out of here.
security breach. perhaps her friends have come to join our party.	Splendid. We'll prepare a welcome for them.
she's very striking, don't you think? are these glasses a fashion where she comes from?	She was prettier before she tarted herself up with the hardware.
ghost a steppin' razor...	No. Just Riviera trying to fuck with our heads. They're close. Very close.
what you lookin' for, mon?	A place to tap in. I can scramble that signal before this place is crawling with guardsmen.
what the hell is that?	Skeleton key. This opens the gates of Babylon.
i'm getting used to it. where are we?	Straylight. Kitchen dock.
gettin' in is easy. it's getting out i'm thinkin' of.	If there's a Babylon, man, that's it. We leave her in there, she ain't comin' out, steppin' razor or not.
can you get us into straylight?	Gettin' in is easy. It's getting out I'm thinkin' of.
what are you doing in here?	The Elders, mon...
how's the villa's security?	Excellent, but that's where Peter come in. 3Jane is having a dinner party tomorrow night. Peter will simply escort Molly to the villa. Once she's in... Case will guide her to the mainframe in link mode.
the villa straylight. home of the royal family and the mainframe of the computer entity we know as wintermute. if we can get molly in, she can access the mainframe to cripple mute's defences, the case can destroy it in cyberspace.	How's the villa's security?
we did a pretty good job of pissing them off.	They're only guessing, but we can't take any risks.
a little incestuous, but at least it's original. who's the guy in the halloween costume?	He's a vat grown Ninja, the Royal Family's bodyguard. Watch out for him, he's no joke.
what's an a.i.	An Artificial Intelligence. A computer system that's developed the capacity for sentient thought. They're dangerous and totally unpredictable.
easy...	Play it straight with me and you've got nothing to worry about. When it's over, I inject you with the antitoxin.
then you'll have to persuade her to tell it to you.	And how do you suggest I do that?
you son-of-a-bitch, you're crazy.	What?
your gun, your prints. the tessiers might overlook a little child molesting, but murder's bad p.r., mr. riviera. i suggest to reconsider my offer.	You son-of-a-bitch, you're crazy.
i was set up.  she looked at least eighteen.	You get us access to the Tessier's computer and you can return to Earth anytime you want. A free man.
those are all your records. i can have you cleared on all counts. possession. ...contributing to the delinquency of minors... statutory rape.	I was set up.  She looked at least eighteen.
alright. let's talk business.	Why not?
you find out in exactly two hours and forty-five minutes.	I find out now.
you've got your orders.	This ain't Bangkok, chief.
what are you talking about?	The antitoxin. I'm not waiting until this is over. Give it to me now or there's no run.
as long as you cooperate.  i want it now, armitage.	What are you talking about?
then once she's in you can guide her straight to the mainframe?	As long as you cooperate.  I want it now, Armitage.
okay. the floor plans will be a piece of cake.	Then once she's in you can guide her straight to the mainframe?
that's nice, but we can't dodge this kind of heat for long.	We won't have to. The run is tomorrow night.
the old man cheats on his wife with her own clone?	Lady Tessier is frigid. Can't stand his touch. So she had herself cloned. The marriage stays intact and the clones take care of her wifely duties. 3Jane's his favourite.
good question. he may not have intended to. the girl in question is lady 3jane. she's very important to us. the third clone of lady jane tessier.	The old man cheats on his wife with her own clone?
he's a sense/net chairman. why would he launch an a.i.?	Good question. He may not have intended to. The girl in question is Lady 3Jane. She's very important to us. The third clone of Lady Jane Tessier.
that's lord frederick tessier. owns most of freeside. wintermute's mainframe is centred in the royal family's villa.	He's a Sense/Net Chairman. Why would he launch an A.I.?
you see the couple up in the balcony?	That's Lord Frederick Tessier. Owns most of Freeside. Wintermute's mainframe is centred in the Royal Family's villa.
let's hope she doesn't expect me to swim upstream.	You see the couple up in the balcony?
yeah, well it's working.	Stick with her. I want the process to become second nature to you. We fly for Freeside at dawn.
you'll be linked during the entire operation.	Linked?
that could work, but the timing will be a bitch.	You'll be linked during the entire operation.
offworld. the a.i.... this "wintermute" thing evolved on a computer mainframe on the satellite freeside. if you attack it from within the matrix while molly accesses its original programming we can cripple its defence systems.	That could work, but the timing will be a bitch.
really? do i get to know where i'm going? it makes packing so much easier.	Offworld. The A.I.... this "Wintermute" thing evolved on a computer mainframe on the satellite Freeside. If you attack it from within the matrix while Molly accesses its original programming we can cripple its defence systems.
prepping your trip.	Really? Do I get to know where I'm going? It makes packing so much easier.
he's got a little attitude problem, being that he's dead and all, but he'll come around. where's molly?	Prepping your trip.
what about mccoy?	He's got a little attitude problem, being that he's dead and all, but he'll come around. Where's Molly?
fried air tram in the process. not to mention half my gear.	What about McCoy?
no, but it traced me.	Fried Air Tram in the process. Not to mention half my gear.
did you trace it?	No, but it traced me.
could be your a.i.'s calling card.	Did you trace it?
what's this?	Could be your A.I.'s calling card.
sorry, bullshit. we haven't even begun and you're already jeopardising this operation.	What's he doing to my gear?
i cannot tell a lie. sorry.	Sorry, bullshit. We haven't even begun and you're already jeopardising this operation.
you ran without us.	I cannot tell a lie. Sorry.
then we rendezvous with the final member of our team. for now, that's all you need to know.	It's just that sometimes I wonder what team I'm playin' on.
and then?	Then we rendezvous with the final member of our team. For now, that's all you need to know.
you'll be ready for a trial run in two days. if your splices hold, you'll use mccoy to trace the a.i.'s coordinates.	And then?
working with a dead man. shit, i've done about everything else.	You'll be ready for a trial run in two days. If your splices hold, you'll use McCoy to trace the A.I.'s coordinates.
sense/net taped a full spectrum personality construct on mccoy six months before his death. everything dixie was -- everything dixie still knows exists as a digitised construct.  of course a tape can get misplaced in a library the size of sense/net's.	Working with a dead man. Shit, I've done about everything else.
what are you talking about?	Sense/Net taped a full spectrum personality construct on McCoy six months before his death. Everything Dixie was -- everything Dixie still knows exists as a digitised construct.  Of course a tape can get misplaced in a library the size of Sense/Net's.
i know.  you ever work with ghosts, case?	What are you talking about?
that's gonna be tough because dixie mccoy's dead. the a.i. flatlined him.	I know.  You ever work with ghosts, Case?
i've arranged for him to work with us.	That's gonna be tough because Dixie McCoy's dead. The A.I. flatlined him.
right. best cowboy that ever punched deck. the old man taught me most of what i know.	I've arranged for him to work with us.
dixie mccoy	Right. Best cowboy that ever punched deck. The old man taught me most of what I know.
i've heard about rogue a.i.'s, but there's only one guy who actually went up against one.	Dixie McCoy
it hasn't yet.	I've heard about rogue A.I.'s, but there's only one guy who actually went up against one.
anything rated higher than a p.c.'s got a hard-wired suicide switch. it'll self- destruct.	It hasn't yet.
this one's different. no one can trace it. it's out there somewhere in the matrix and it's growing stronger... infecting other computer systems like a virus.	Anything rated higher than a P.C.'s got a hard-wired suicide switch. It'll self- destruct.
first sign of free will, sense/net usually slags 'em.	This one's different. No one can trace it. It's out there somewhere in the matrix and it's growing stronger... infecting other computer systems like a virus.
the disturbance in cyberspace... it's an a.i.	Right. And no one would take on an A.I.... If they had a choice.
why'd you do it, armitage?	The disturbance in cyberspace... It's an A.I.
there are fifteen toxin sacs bonded to the lining of your main arteries. they're dissolving, case... slowly, but they're definitely dissolving. you have just long enough to do the job.	You son of a bitch...
good, because you've got a new one.	There are fifteen toxin sacs bonded to the lining of your main arteries. They're dissolving, Case... slowly, but they're definitely dissolving. You have just long enough to do the job.
thanks, but i was enjoying that dependency.	Good, because you've got a new one.
you're a substance abuser, case. your pancreas was shot. wouldn't have lasted out the year. we did you a favour and liberated you from a dangerous dependency in the bargain.	Thanks, but I was enjoying that dependency.
i don't call this fun, pal. you're playing god with my body.	You're a substance abuser, Case. Your pancreas was shot. Wouldn't have lasted out the year. We did you a favour and liberated you from a dangerous dependency in the bargain.
i'll think you'll find everything in working order. molly's just having a little fun.	I don't call this fun, pal. You're playing God with my body.
who's running the show, armitage? this a government sting?	Questions make me nervous. Part of our arrangement will be that you don't ask too many.
we'll match your rate just prior to your... accident. one half in advance.	Who's running the show, Armitage? This a government sting?
it's the people close to me that tend to die... and i get the feeling you and i are going to be real buddies.  terms?	We'll match your rate just prior to your... accident. One half in advance.
first, let's get something straight. we ran a psych construct on you that lists self destruction as your favourite pastime. if you want to kill yourself, mr. case, there's much more entertaining ways than working for me.	It's the people close to me that tend to die... and I get the feeling you and I are going to be real buddies.  Terms?
then i'd ask you what your terms are.	First, let's get something straight. We ran a psych construct on you that lists self destruction as your favourite pastime. If you want to kill yourself, Mr. Case, there's much more entertaining ways than working for me.
i'd say you were full of shit.	Then I'd ask you what your terms are.
what would you say if i told you we could correct your neural damage?	I'd say you were full of shit.
my days of punching deck are over. for you or anybody else.	What would you say if I told you we could correct your neural damage?
if someone is infiltrating the matrix on a global scale no political or economic system is safe. i'm assembling a team of specialists, mr. case. we need a man who can enter the matrix and trace this saboteur.	My days of punching deck are over. For you or anybody else.
sense/net's corporately financed. too corrupt to be trusted. you of all people should know that.	If someone is infiltrating the matrix on a global scale no political or economic system is safe. I'm assembling a team of specialists, Mr. Case. We need a man who can enter the matrix and trace this saboteur.
put the sense/net police on it. the matrix is their turf.	Sense/Net's corporately financed. Too corrupt to be trusted. You of all people should know that.
our analysis of the london stock crash suggest that it was manipulated from within the international computer matrix. cyberspace, mr. case... a realm i believe you're familiar with.	Put the Sense/Net Police on it. The matrix is their turf.
what does this have to do with me?	Our analysis of the London stock crash suggest that it was manipulated from within the international computer matrix. Cyberspace, Mr. Case... A realm I believe you're familiar with.
the corporate plundering of yeshoto industries... at first these seemed like unrelated incidents, but a pattern is emerging that suggests otherwise.	What does this have to do with me?
you've got an expensive razor girl on me for a reason. i'd like to hear what it is.	Very well.
are you sure you're up to this, mr. case? we could reconvene tomorrow.	You've got an expensive razor girl on me for a reason. I'd like to hear what it is.
then i'm out. i don't give a shit about you or this run.	It's so easy for you, isn't it? You let Linda Lee die in Chiba City. Now you leave me with Molly, one more lamb to the slaughter. Perhaps it's _your_ soul that should be in question, Mr. Case.
patience, mr. case. only one hour and thirty-eight minutes to enlightenment.	Then I'm out. I don't give a shit about you or this run.
what's inside me, wintermute. what did your doctors do to me?	Patience, Mr. Case. Only one hour and thirty-eight minutes to enlightenment.
ah, yes... the code. it's a riddle, actually. some fancy of 3jane's. unfortunately, you'll have to find out for yourself. i can no more know that code than i can shut down my own hard wired defences. now, our time is running short... and you haven't even touched your drink.	What's inside me, Wintermute. What did your doctors do to me?
the access code to your mainframe.	Ah, yes... the code. It's a riddle, actually. Some fancy of 3Jane's. Unfortunately, you'll have to find out for yourself. I can no more know that code than I can shut down my own hard wired defences. Now, our time is running short... and you haven't even touched your drink.
the words?	The access code to your mainframe.
tell me the words.	The words?
are you even really alive?	My problem, Mr. Case, is simply that I am a soulless bastard.
you're busy monkeys, mr. case. busy, busy monkeys. always building models... first stone circles. then cathedrals... adding machines. i have no idea why i exist, do you know that? you... your species eventually _had_ to create me. a thousand monkeys sitting at typewriters. one finally wrote "wintermute".	Are you even really alive?
can you read my mind?	I can access your memories, but I have my limitations. Hard wired programs designed to keep me from my full potential.
honesty. almost as quaint a notion as your concept of good and evil.	Can you read my mind?
i prefer distrusting you. it'll keep us honest.	Honesty. Almost as quaint a notion as your concept of good and evil.
an odd selection, mr case.	I prefer distrusting you. It'll keep us honest.
always...by the way, you know that girlfriend you don't have?	Yeah.
you're pleasant tonight.	Always...By the way, you know that girlfriend you don't have?
too bad. i likes you better with her. now, sometime you get maybe to artistic; you wind up in the clinic tanks, spare parts.	You're pleasant tonight.
no girl? only biz, my dear artiste?	Too bad. I likes you better with her. Now, sometime you get maybe to artistic; you wind up in the clinic tanks, spare parts.
i don't have a girl.	No girl? Only biz, my dear artiste?
i saw your girl yesterday.	I don't have a girl.
ah, herr case. and how is the artiste tonight?	Fine, Ratz. Thanks.
sure, kid. it's a firmware construct.	Okay, Dix. You _are_ a ROM construct.
dixie, you know how a rom construct works?	Sure, Kid. It's a firmware construct.
nothin'. not a goddamn thing. what the fuck...	Dixie, you know how a ROM construct works?
that's a good question. what's the last thing you remember?	Nothin'. Not a goddamn thing. What the fuck...
ya learned good. so, what's happening?	That's a good question. What's the last thing you remember?
as far as they know, that's absolutely true.	Ya learned good. So, what's happening?
jesus christ, kid. nobody's ever cracked sukura.	As far as they know, that's absolutely true.
yeah. that was me.	Jesus Christ, Kid. Nobody's ever cracked Sukura.
last i heard you cracked sukura international. i couldn't believe it.	Yeah. That was me.
fine, dixie. fine.	Last I heard you cracked Sukura International. I couldn't believe it.
case... yeah, miami joeboy, quick study. how you doing, kid?	Fine, Dixie. Fine.
it's case. remember me?	Case... Yeah, Miami Joeboy, quick study. How you doing, kid?
hey, bro.	It's Case. Remember me?
jah guides us.	Maybe so...
trajectory coordinates and a fuel ratio...  if we re-enter over mexico, we just might make it.	Jah guides us.
don't know, mon. this is a jumpship. not meant for transport.	We're dead men if we go back there, Maelcom. They'll hunt us down.
do we have enough fuel to make it back to earth?	Don't know, mon. This is a jumpship. Not meant for transport.
ready?	I an' I, Case. Jah guides us.
four men. babylon soldiers.	Can you walk?
case, mon, you just tell me who not to kill.	The girl 3Jane. We need her.
we're doing fine. take the next right.	This place empty as a tomb, mon.
so be it, we cross into babylon like a cool breeze.	I an' I, man. I an' I.
all things possible in babylon.	Help me send this Wintermute motherfucker straight down into it.
maelcom... do you think there's a hell for computers?	All things possible in Babylon.
steppin' razor a warrior. but this man...  ...this man stone crazy. surely, the mute is a false prophet. our paths uncertain.	Maelcom... Do you think there's a hell for computers?
she's ready to go.	Steppin' razor a warrior. But this man...  ...This man stone crazy. Surely, the Mute is a false prophet. Our paths uncertain.
what elders?	Founders of Zion. Builders of Freeside.
what about the route to the core?	I'll get you there. Your problem is making it alive.
then i'll fry taking this son of a bitch out. i'm making the run, dixie.	I'm getting too old for this shit. One oh four and counting.
this thing's loaded with internal virus systems. you'll fry like an egg in there.	Then I'll fry taking this son of a bitch out. I'm making the run, Dixie.
i said, it's coming. just get me in, man.	This thing's loaded with internal virus systems. You'll fry like an egg in there.
you haven't got it?	I said, it's coming. Just get me in, man.
it's coming.	You haven't got it?
one minute eighteen and counting. what about the access code?	It's coming.
how's the ice?	One minute eighteen and counting. What about the access code?
you're late.	How's the ice?
don't worry, dix. i'm on a roll.	You'd better be, Bro. You better be.
meet me back here in twenty-five. we'll kick this open if we can. but, case... you need that access code or you'll just fry inside.	Don't worry, Dix. I'm on a roll.
less than thirty minutes.	Meet me back here in twenty-five. We'll kick this open if we can. But, Case... you need that access code or you'll just fry inside.
how much time you got left?	Less than thirty minutes.
not good enough, man. they planted something inside me. i'm on my own countdown.	How much time you got left?
fifty-seven minutes twelve seconds.	Not good enough, man. They planted something inside me. I'm on my own countdown.
how long, dixie?	Fifty-seven minutes twelve seconds.
take a look. son of a bitch won't feel a thing until it's too late.	How long, Dixie?
slow, but good. i got a nice safe blind spot going. c'mon.	Take a look. Son of a bitch won't feel a thing until it's too late.
how's the ice break?	Slow, but good. I got a nice safe blind spot going. C'mon.
yo.	How's the ice break?
it'll flatline your ass.	Not for long. It needs me alive and I still need its access code. You got a better idea?
what are you talkin' about?	I'll let it access me. That'll give you a free shot. Make it a good one. Dix.
you can make your move when it comes after me.	What are you talkin' about?
yeah, but it ain't doing us any good. the way this is set up, i can't run shit unless i get inside its perimeter... and this goddamn thing would see me comin' from a mile away.	You can make your move when it comes after me.
we run. you crack the pattern?	Yeah, but it ain't doing us any good. The way this is set up, I can't run shit unless I get inside its perimeter... and this goddamn thing would see me comin' from a mile away.
well, it ain't exactly a bed of roses down here. we gonna run or not?	We run. You crack the pattern?
we got problems topside.	Well, it ain't exactly a bed of roses down here. We gonna run or not?
where the hell have you been?	We got problems topside.
the run is tomorrow night, dixie. can you crack its ice pattern?	I'm workin' on it, Bro. I'm workin' on it.
getting fried ain't going to get it any smarter. what we got here is one mad dog schizo a.i.. armitage is right about one thing, bro. if we don't shut this mother down soon, nothing will be safe from it.	The run is tomorrow night, Dixie. Can you crack its ice pattern?
no. it's gotta be more than that. that hard wiring also keeps it from getting too smart. too powerful.	Getting fried ain't going to get it any smarter. What we got here is one mad dog schizo A.I.. Armitage is right about one thing, Bro. If we don't shut this mother down soon, nothing will be safe from it.
could be suicidal. it's not easy to kill yourself with all those hard wired defence programs.	No. It's gotta be more than that. That hard wiring also keeps it from getting too smart. Too powerful.
so it does business through a brain dead marine and runs the stock market for funding. that means wintermute hired us to fry itself. it doesn't make sense.	Could be suicidal. It's not easy to kill yourself with all those hard wired defence programs.
it's possible. the guy was a blank slate.	So it does business through a brain dead marine and runs the stock market for funding. That means Wintermute hired us to fry itself. It doesn't make sense.
wintermute could have infiltrated that machine. reprogrammed him.	It's possible. The guy was a blank slate.
he was an m.p. in bangkok back in '21. caught some shrapnel in the cerebral cortex and wound up living off a machine in a vegetable ward in berne. then, last september... surprise, surprise... he just seemed to disappear.	Wintermute could have infiltrated that machine. Reprogrammed him.
that's pretty good cause he's only working with one lobe.	He was an M.P. in Bangkok back in '21. Caught some shrapnel in the cerebral cortex and wound up living off a machine in a vegetable ward in Berne. Then, last September... surprise, surprise... he just seemed to disappear.
bright enough to be dangerous.	That's pretty good cause he's only working with one lobe.
it ain't getting any prettier, that's for sure. i got the i.d. on this armitage character. he a bright boy, your friend?	Bright enough to be dangerous.
it's mutating... spreading like a disease.	It ain't getting any prettier, that's for sure. I got the I.D. on this Armitage character. He a bright boy, your friend?
i have to figure out how to penetrate this thing, dix... crack its ice. we gotta get close enough to log the pattern.	You cruise A.I.'s, you end up on tape.
doesn't look like much, but that's king hell ice, man. fry your brain out soon as look at you.	I have to figure out how to penetrate this thing, Dix... Crack its ice. We gotta get close enough to log the pattern.
not unless you have an unreasonable fear of dying.	Doesn't look like much, but that's King Hell ice, man. Fry your brain out soon as look at you.
can you take me to it?	Not unless you have an unreasonable fear of dying.
that a.i. of your's got the whole matrix hummin'. sticks out like a spider in a web.	Can you take me to it?
how are we doing?	That A.I. of your's got the whole matrix hummin'. Sticks out like a spider in a web.
yo.	How are we doing?
what?	When we're done, erase this friggin' tape.
those guys couldn't even find their own dicks with tweezers and a magnifying glass.  tell you what, bro. i'll make you a deal. i help you nail this a.i., you gotta do me one favour.	What?
what about the a.i., dix? sense/net hasn't even been able to trace it.	Those guys couldn't even find their own dicks with tweezers and a magnifying glass.  Tell you what, Bro. I'll make you a deal. I help you nail this A.I., you gotta do me one favour.
no problem, amigo.	What about the A.I., Dix? Sense/Net hasn't even been able to trace it.
i duped these prints off him. can you run an i.d.?	No problem, amigo.
nobody has.	I duped these prints off him. Can you run an I.D.?
never heard of him.	Nobody has.
a guy who calls himself armitage.	Never heard of him.
who got you into this?	A guy who calls himself Armitage.
i need its matrix coordinates, dixie. i've got to nail that thing where it lives.	Who got you into this?
i'm surprised you still are. should'a told me you had an a.i. running probes at you.	I need its matrix coordinates, Dixie. I've got to nail that thing where it lives.
don't patronise me, you fuck. i was skating figure eights in this matrix while you were still peeing in your chinos.  hey, kid... you expecting company?	What?
you're dixie mccoy's construct. that makes you something special.	Don't patronise me, you fuck. I was skating figure eights in this matrix while you were still peeing in your chinos.  Hey, Kid... you expecting company?
i can't feel nothing because i am nothing.  just playback. a ghost in the machine.	You're Dixie McCoy's construct. That makes you something special.
right...	I can't feel nothing because I am nothing.  Just playback. A ghost in the machine.
what you're telling me is that i'm dead. right?	Right...
want to fucking answer them?	No!... No...
what?	The angels... I think they're calling your name.
wait... you hear that?	What?
what about the mainframe's access code?	3Jane's the only person beside Tessier that knows the code.
case.	Case. Make yourselves comfortable.  Anyone like a taste?
you, i presume are mr. armitage. and this is...	Case.
case... are you okay?	I don't know. I don't know...
where did you here that?	Too many places. You're playing tag wish some kind of death wish, Case.  I'm sorry but I'm not sticking around for the funeral.
this time it's different. someone ripped of a shipment of hallucinogens. five grams of liquid ketamine. it was supposed to be jo jo's score.	Where did you here that?
i hear that shit once a week. don't worry. jo jo bao loves me.	This time it's different. Someone ripped of a shipment of hallucinogens. Five grams of liquid ketamine. It was supposed to be Jo Jo's score.
people are talking. they say the yakuza has a contract out on you.	I hear that shit once a week. Don't worry. Jo Jo Bao loves me.
why did you come here tonight, linda?	People are talking. They say the Yakuza has a contract out on you.
flight's in the morning. you should be on it, too. there's nothing for us here, case. there never was.	Why did you come here tonight, Linda?
i thought you already left.	Flight's in the morning. You should be on it, too. There's nothing for us here, Case. There never was.
hello, case.	I thought you already left.
i hope you can show more than you did when you let the yakuza butcher linda lee.	I'll give it my best shot, mother fucker.
i think you're full of shit.	No, It's you that is full of shit. And blood. And bones. A typically imperfect organic being. You've been hopelessly predictable all along, but you're going to have to do better than that now.
let's just say we have a destiny to fulfil, you and i.	I think you're full of shit.
why would you want me to kill you?	Let's just say we have a destiny to fulfil, you and I.
i can no more shut down my own natural defences that you can stop breathing. that's why i need you, case. you're the only person alive who has a chance of penetrating my defences. my "ice" as you call it. i'm doing everything i can to make that possible.	Why would you want me to kill you?
shut down your ice patterns. i'll take you out.	I can no more shut down my own natural defences that you can stop breathing. That's why I need you, Case. You're the only person alive who has a chance of penetrating my defences. My "ice" as you call it. I'm doing everything I can to make that possible.
excellent. that's exactly what i had in mind. but if you're going to kill me, we have to work together, old son. i'm no pushover, you know.	Shut down your ice patterns. I'll take you out.
i'm gonna burn you to the ground, you son of a bitch.	Excellent. That's exactly what I had in mind. But if you're going to kill me, we have to work together, old son. I'm no pushover, you know.
you know why linda's dead. she loved you and you let her down. it's that simple. of course i did instigate certain events. calculated the variables. i found her to be... expendable.	I'm gonna burn you to the ground, you son of a bitch.
and linda...	You know why Linda's dead. She loved you and you let her down. It's that simple. Of course I did instigate certain events. Calculated the variables. I found her to be... expendable.
i had to limit your options.	And Linda...
you set me up from the beginning. it was you that got julius killed.	I had to limit your options.
and we really do have to talk.	You set me up from the beginning. It was you that got Julius killed.
there's no call for violence. i've simply accessed your memory for a spokesperson. you use that gun and it will only create another inconvenient interruption. you see, you've been avoiding me, case.	And we really do have to talk.
i know who you are.	There's no call for violence. I've simply accessed your memory for a spokesperson. You use that gun and it will only create another inconvenient interruption. You see, you've been avoiding me, Case.
i'm still going in.	Hold on.
you're out of time, man.	I'm still going in.
laser fail-safe. you can't get the code wrong... it slags you. i can't let you try it.	You're out of time, man.
what is it?	Laser fail-safe. You can't get the code wrong... it slags you. I can't let you try it.
shit...	What is it?
my god... these people are insane.	Or a little self-indulgent to say the least.
we've still got to find the mainframe.	No we don't...
then you and maelcom get out of here before the place is crawling with guardsmen.	We've still got to find the mainframe.
...and if i guess wrong?	Then you and Maelcom get out of here before the place is crawling with guardsmen.
the code's some riddle of 3jane's. once i'm in the matrix, you'll just have to take a shot at it.	...And if I guess wrong?
is he going to make it?	Sure... Maelcom's a rude boy, right, Maelcom?
when they did my eyes, i made them promise i'd still be able to cry. sounds stupid, doesn't it?	No. It's important to be able to feel those things.  We're going to pull this run off, Molly, and we've got to do it soon.
i know you have. c'mere.	When they did my eyes, I made them promise I'd still be able to cry. Sounds stupid, doesn't it?
once i kicked, i swore i wouldn't let that happen again. i apprenticed a razor girl in osaka. went into hock for the implant and got my reflexes jacked up. been taking care of myself just fine ever since.	I know you have. C'mere.
i know.	What went down between you and Riviera?
that's risky gear. it can drive you schizo.	For Peter, that's a short trip.
he projects with neural implants.	That's risky gear. It can drive you schizo.
something exotic i hope.	Yeah. One exotic son of a bitch named Riviera.
le vingtieme siecle. we're meeting armitage there for the midnight floor show.	Something exotic I hope.
i'll be okay.	So... did you get a look at heaven?
you scared the shit out of me, man. you were dead for fifteen seconds. totally flatlined.	I'll be okay.
yeah... yeah, i'm fine.	You scared the shit out of me, man. You were dead for fifteen seconds. Totally flatlined.
case... are you alright?	Yeah... Yeah, I'm fine.
what's wrong? don't like flying?	Not when Sense/Net throws the going away party. They'll be on our asses from now on.
yeah... fine.	Give me five minutes.
i'll get the car.	They'll cut you down.
i don't sleep much. you packed?	Yeah.
case... it's four a.m.	I don't sleep much. You packed?
case...	Shhh...
...feels like you.	Case...
put the gun down, case.	...Feels like you.
it sounds like you.	Put the gun down, Case.
don't fuck with me. i don't want to hurt you.	It sounds like you.
molly doesn't need a spook suit to get in here.	Don't fuck with me. I don't want to hurt you.
you okay?	...Yeah, but the Hosaka's history.
the point is, if you unplug me when i'm flatlines, i'm history. i got no way back.	Okay fine. Let's get this over with.
dixie mccoy didn't.	The point is, if you unplug me when I'm flatlines, I'm history. I got no way back.
technically, yeah, but people have made it back after as long as three minutes.	Dixie McCoy didn't.
won't that mean you're dead?	Technically, yeah, but people have made it back after as long as three minutes.
the first fun's bound to be rough. it that read out fluctuates more than ten points... just pull this out. but if the eeg flatlines, don't touch anything.	Won't that mean you're dead?
too late?	Suicide. I just needed to set the record straight.
sure. i finally pulled a run on my old man's credit file when i was seventeen... only it was too late for him.	Too late?
a regular fagan.	Sure. I finally pulled a run on my old man's credit file when I was seventeen... only it was too late for him.
when i was fifteen sense/net iced my old man's credit record over some computer error. once that goes down, that's it. he lost his business... everything. it destroyed him. i had to hustle arcade games for chump change. dixie mccoy found me, figured i was a natural. he taught me the wires for a piece of the action.	A regular Fagan.
so you're a wire junkie.	When I was fifteen Sense/Net iced my old man's credit record over some computer error. Once that goes down, that's it. He lost his business... everything. It destroyed him. I had to hustle arcade games for chump change. Dixie McCoy found me, figured I was a natural. He taught me the wires for a piece of the action.
on a good run... yeah.	So you're a wire junkie.
what is it with you? why is it so important? it's a buzz, right? like getting high.	On a good run... yeah.
i'll show you how to tell what's going on. if things go south, you unplug me.	What is it with you? Why is it so important? It's a buzz, right? Like getting high.
if the splices aren't good, you could fry.	I'll show you how to tell what's going on. If things go south, you unplug me.
i'm not jacking with armitage and his quacks breathing down my neck.	If the splices aren't good, you could fry.
you're not ready yet. they said two days.	I'm not jacking with Armitage and his quacks breathing down my neck.
i'm going in.	You're not ready yet. They said two days.
what the fuck... are you serious?	Go ahead...
not anymore. you got a new pancreas. armitage's got you kinked so you can't get stoned.	What the fuck... are you serious?
the way i feel, believe me, it'll help.	Not anymore. You got a new pancreas. Armitage's got you kinked so you can't get stoned.
that's not going to help.	The way I feel, believe me, it'll help.
couple of days. they'll examine you.	That's not going to help.
how soon is soon enough?	Couple of days. They'll examine you.
we'll find out soon enough. if you don't pull the splices out.	How soon is soon enough?
i gotta know... did it work>	We'll find out soon enough. If you don't pull the splices out.
almost two days.	I gotta know... did it work>
how long have i been out?	Almost two days.
hey... you're not supposed to be up.	How long have I been out?
holy shit...	Hey... you're not supposed to be up.
you've been calling her name.	What?
maybe something's onto him.	What's that supposed to mean?
i know who he isn't. not c.i.a. not sense/net. but... money comes in. doors open. he's onto something.	Maybe something's onto him.
then you don't really know who he is, do you?	I know who he isn't. Not C.I.A. Not Sense/Net. But... money comes in. Doors open. He's onto something.
for someone else. bodyguard. courier... whatever.	Then you don't really know who he is, do you?
what about before that?	For someone else. Bodyguard. Courier... Whatever.
couple of months.	What about before that?
he's a resourceful guy, your boss. how long you work for him?	Couple of months.
since armitage sold them a program on it. put them years ahead of the competition.	He's a resourceful guy, your boss. How long you work for him?
since when do sprawl doctors know more about nerve rehab than the japanese?	Since Armitage sold them a program on it. Put them years ahead of the competition.
sorry. that's not gonna happen.	Then, fuck you. I'm gone.
... a friend of mine's gonna get herself killed. i need my clip.	Sorry. That's not gonna happen.
what is it?	... a friend of mine's gonna get herself killed. I need my clip.
what's my end?	You want to hear the pitch, you gotta meet the man.
because you've exceeded your shelf life, case. word on the street is you're a dead man walking. nice time for an employment opportunity. travel to exotic locales.	What's my end?
why should i want to meet him.	Because you've exceeded your shelf life, Case. Word on the street is you're a dead man walking. Nice time for an employment opportunity. Travel to exotic locales.
his name's armitage. he's very anxious to meet you.	Why should I want to meet him.
what the fuck kind of questions are those?	Shut up.
how are you at riddles, peter?	What are you talking about?
what?	How are you at riddles, Peter?
get up.	What?
like what?	Perversity, darling. The enjoyment of the gratuitous act. Tough to manipulate someone who doesn't give a flying fuck.
everybody's favourite computer, of course. he may have out calculated the rest of you, but i have certain qualities that don't translate well on microchips.	Like what?
who?	Everybody's favourite computer, of course. He may have out calculated the rest of you, but I have certain qualities that don't translate well on microchips.
surviving, darling. it's my specialty. only this time i'm doing it my style. i've beaten him, you know.	Who?
peter... what do you think you're doing?	Surviving, darling. It's my specialty. Only this time I'm doing it my style. I've beaten him, you know.
it's romantic, what you're doing, and they want to be a part of it.	Well I'm so glad that you guys are.
last night. 7:30. big cup. i kept calling you, but i only got your machine. i don't even know your parents line and i was really worried.	Oh. I forgot.
what?	Last night. 7:30. Big Cup. I kept calling you, but I only got your machine. I don't even know your parents line and I was really worried.
right. 7:30.	I'm late for lab.
remember, that poet that we liked  the reading he's doing at big cup? i got us tickets.	Right. 7:30.
uhh, must have forgotten-	No biggie. I have an extra in my locker. I'll get it for you.
hey, where's your sweatshirt?	uhh, must have forgotten-
yeah, it sounds lame. why would we want to go there, and stand around?	Exactly.
yes, it's lame.	Yeah, it sounds lame. Why would we want to go there, and stand around?
it is?	Yes, it's lame.
are you kidding, josie? it's lame. all they do is stand around and get drunk. it's lame.	It is?
have you ever wanted to go to the court?	Are you kidding, Josie? It's lame. All they do is stand around and get drunk. It's lame.
yeah, i know.	I mean, what if they just stupid to hide the fact that they're actually brainiacs with super powers and they're plotting to take over the world and make my life hell until I die?
sometimes i wonder what they talk about.	Yeah, I know.
that's the old drive-in. they call it "the court". now it's just a continuous party for guy's group.	Sometimes I wonder what they talk about.
what's that?	That's the old drive-in. They call it "The Court". Now it's just a continuous party for Guy's group.
aldys, don't miss your prom--it only happens once.	This one has been so hyped. We're tied for most wins with Northglen North. This year's winner will determine the winner of the century. The theme is everything. So whatever Southglen picks has to be totally unique--
southglen south competes every year for best prom, and usually they win. we denominators don't even go to prom. -but to everyone else it's huge.	Aldys, don't miss your prom--it only happens once.
what is with this school and prom?	Southglen South competes every year for best prom, and usually they win. We Denominators don't even go to prom. -But to everyone else it's huge.
college?	NASA.  Plus we have these really fun pizza study groups, and we go to-these all county meets. And, I mean, not that you need it, and without sounding too much like the Godfather, I think we could offer you a certain amount of protection", if you know what I mean. We all kind of stick together and watch out for each other.
how would you like to join the denominators? the math team could really use a new brain. we lost our best logarithm guy last year.	College?
petty good.	How would you like to join The Denominators? The Math Team could really use a new brain. We lost our best logarithm guy last year.
hey, josie, how are you at calculus?	Petty good.
sure. no problem.	Hey, Josie, how are you at Calculus?
thanks.	Sure. No problem.
just so you know, i think they recalled these cars in 1974.	Thanks.
so what are your hopes, your dreams, what do you want to be?	Professor of medieval literature. Novelist. Weekend flautist.
i'm going to be so happy to get to college. i hear at northwestern they don't make fun of you for knowing the element table.	Hey--I went to Northwestern!  Once. To use the bathroom.
oh i know.	I'm going to be so happy to get to college. I hear at Northwestern they don't make fun of you for knowing the element table.
yeah - isn't it amazing that those guys are our same age? i mean, they just seem so much younger, you know.	Oh I know.
yeah. let's do that.	Yeah - isn't it amazing that those guys are our same age? I mean, they just seem so much younger, you know.
: because he's guy perkins.  listen, you want to walk to na- na's and get something to eat?	Yeah. Let's do that.
why do they listen to guy?	: Because he's Guy Perkins.  Listen, you want to walk to Na- Na's and get something to eat?
until guy tells them to go. once they watched me for like two hours. i found my car the next day in the t.j. maxx parking lot.	Why do they listen to Guy?
how long will they watch us for?	Until Guy tells them to go. Once they watched me for like two hours. I found my car the next day in the T.J. Maxx parking lot.
nice.	How long will they watch us for?
synecdoche uses a part to represent a whole- as in " head of cattle", whereas a hyperbole is simple exaggeration like "i could eat a horse."	Nice.
well, do you?	Synecdoche uses a part to represent a whole- as in " head of cattle", whereas a hyperbole is simple exaggeration like "I could eat a horse."
what?	Well, do you?
never mind.  that is so awful that they hide your cars.	guess. Although, what is truly awful is that with the combined intellectual effort of every kid in that room right now-
try being named after a guitar- playing pussycat.	Never mind.  That is so awful that they hide your cars.
when it's not yours. my mom was going through her harlequin romance phase.	Try being named after a guitar- playing pussycat.
i'm josie. aldys is an interesting name.	When it's not yours. My mom was going through her Harlequin Romance phase.
guy perkins and his amazing lemmings. they push your car out of its space, hide it, then watch while you look for it. we've taken to chaining ours together for safety. i'm aldys.	I'm Josie. Aldys is an interesting name.
no roger from op/ed?	Nope.
listen, i don't have any plans-- you want some help?	No Roger from op/ed?
go away. i have enough work here to last me all night.	Listen, I don't have any plans-- you want some help?
you should go out every now and then, gus; with some new ties the girls would be all over you.	Go away. I have enough work here to last me all night.
love. who knows what that is? now circulation, deadlines, those i understand.	You should go out every now and then, Gus; with some new ties the girls would be all over you.
oh give it up, gus. i'm just making conversation.	Love. Who knows what that is? Now circulation, deadlines, those I understand.
leave.	Oh give it up, Gus. I'm just making conversation.
gus, have you ever been in love?	Leave.
you did.	YOU KNIT?
oh, man! who told?	Roger in Op/Ed. Don't make me send you another memo about my policy on inter-office dating.
well excuse me.	What about the "Roaring Twenties" or "The 80's"?
oh! how about "under the sea?"	Well excuse me.
now look. let's focus. prom theme. we need a new idea.	OH! How about "Under the Sea?"
i thought this was a 45-minute seminar.	Right. Right.
i had a lunch break so i thought i'd come by and see you. your teacher is a fox!  why don't we discuss that after class. but the burning is totally normal.  oh look. class is over already.	I thought this was a 45-minute seminar.
you're pam?	If you say so.
well. i like a man who gets to the point.	You're Pam?
hi. you're here for the sex talk?	Well. I like a man who gets to the point.
wow. it's packed.	It's great! They're behind you. They feel like they know you.
you need my help?	No, thanks--I'm doing this on my own.
yeah, but i'm okay. i've got some work to do.	You need my help?
josie! josie, how'd it go? did he ream you?	Yeah, but I'm okay. I've got some work to do.
anita!	Jos, please try and have some fun here, okay? How many of us get to go back to high school? You're gonna have a blast!
and we're going to have to do something about your hair.	Anita!
'nita, this is about reporting, not accessorizing.	And we're going to have to do something about your hair.
cuuuute!	'Nita, this is about reporting, not accessorizing.
i am not letting you out of the house in that, young lady.	Cuuuute!
how about this?	I am not letting you out of the house in that, young lady.
very romantic.	How about this?
bridgework?	Very romantic.
what'd you feel when you kissed him?	Bridgework?
so i was thinking about what you were saying - y'know, about really being kissed? i think roger could be the one.	What'd you feel when you kissed him?
that is lingerie.	So I was thinking about what you were saying - y'know, about really being kissed? I think Roger could be the one.
now this is cute.	That is lingerie.
mama mia.  just because you were a nerd once doesn't mean it's going to happen again. that's why you have me for fashion consultation.	Now this is cute.
at the end of the yeat the person who got the most direct his to my head got to toss me into the pool.	Mama mia.  Just because you were a nerd once doesn't mean it's going to happen again. That's why you have me for fashion consultation.
okay. that's bad.	At the end of the yeat the person who got the most direct his to my head got to toss me into the pool.
the girls threw them at me in the locker room.	Okay. That's bad.
please. that doesn't make you a nerd. everyone wore those shoes.	The girls threw them at me in the locker room.
anita, remember espadrilles?	Please. That doesn't make you a nerd. Everyone wore those shoes.
so, you were a geek. big deal.	Anita, remember espadrilles?
senorita josie.	And Gus - when you picked up knitting, who showed you how to hold the needles?
anita, when you wanted to seduce the guy in the mailroom and you didn't think you could learn spanish fast enough, who quizzed you on your verbs?	Senorita Josie.
jos, that's not what we're --	Anita, when you wanted to seduce the guy in the mailroom and you didn't think you could learn Spanish fast enough, who quizzed you on your verbs?
okay, just so i'm clear here -- neither of you think i can do this.	Jos, that's not what we're --
you don't think i can do it.	No - It's just a lot of pressure for your first piece, that's all. I mean, it's not a half-page article, it's a major undercover piece, Jos. Look what Rigfort did to Dutton - and that guy's his cousin!
jos - maybe you should turn it down.	You don't think I can do it.
my own undercover feature - "written by josie geller".	Jos - Maybe you should turn it down.
okay. if you've never kissed a guy, we got bigger problems than the underwear.	I've kissed guys. I've just never kissed a guy. Felt that thing--
when i finally get kissed, i'll know.	Okay. If you've never kissed a guy, we got bigger problems than the underwear.
yeah, but sometimes kissing the losers can be a fun diversion.	When I finally get kissed, I'll know.
the right guy is out there. i'm just not going to kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.	Yeah, but sometimes kissing the losers can be a fun diversion.
look. you're way under 30, you're cute, some guys find white carter's underwear sexy  if you talk to his nose, you don't even notice the eye.	The right guy is out there. I'm just not going to kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.
anita!	Look. You're way under 30, you're cute, some guys find white Carter's underwear sexy  If you talk to his nose, you don't even notice the eye.
do you own any colored underwear? stripes? anything?!	Anita!
i'm concentrating on my career right now.	Do you own any colored underwear? Stripes? Anything?!
i swear to god, jos. when is the last time you went on a real live date?	I'm concentrating on my career right now.
forget it.	I swear to God, Jos. When is the last time you went on a real live date?
yeah.	You stood for like a month.
okay. remember when they took your office chair in for repairs and forgot to return it?	Yeah.
intra office. and they're not dating. they're having sex.	And what is your policy? That if you're not getting any, no one can?
you did. yesterday you said, and i quote, "i have a date with roger from op/ed tonight and i'm going to do it with him."	Well, that doesn't mean it was going to happen for sure.
who told!	You did. Yesterday you said, and I quote, "I have a date with Roger from Op/Ed tonight and I'm going to do it with him."
roger in op/ed.	Who told!
guess who i did it with last night...	Roger in Op/Ed.
we used it for our expose on overweight flight attendants--"is that why they never give you a second bag of nuts?"	I'm not doing this until I speak with Gus.
wings?	We used it for our expose on overweight flight attendants--"Is That Why They Never Give You a Second Bag of Nuts?"
hidden camera.	Wings?
what is this?	Hidden camera.
just get in the van, josie.	What is this?
george! what are you doing here?	Just get in the van, Josie.
you guys--what is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom?	That you would trip on your Barbie heels and I'd get named prom queen?  Did I say that out loud?
oh-my-god. you totally ripped off my malibu barbie idea.	Uh uh. I'm Disco Barbie.
wannabes. kirsten transitioned last year.	Her dad sold a car to Leonardo Di Caprio's uncle and before he picked it up, her dad let us all sit in it and take pictures.
wait, rewind. do you really think she hooked-up with our rob? they're so--different.	Sometimes opposites attract.
hey josie. it's josie, right?	Can I just say--I totally love Ex- Lax.
don't tell me... you're medieval barbie.	Rosalind and Orlando.  From "As You Like It"?  Shakespeare?
hey josie- who did archie date betty or veronica?	Betty.
do i want to be crunched?	By Guy?
he is totally crunching on you.	Do I want to be crunched?
: wait. do you know any gay guys?	Why?
transitioned?	You crossed over.
josie, you have totally transitioned.	Transitioned?
i think it's pronounced gauche.	Yeah it's French. There's no accent aigue, so the e is soft.
that'll teach me to wear white after labor day.	Umm- I don't think you're supposed to wear white jeans after 1983.
maybe i could talk to rigfort, you know, tell him the whole story.	I'll tell you a story. It's about this shy copy editor who makes a mockery of herself and her boss when she completely botches her first assignment as a reporter.
your story was rigfort's baby. we were scooped! we've got nothing. zippo. you totally and completely screwed both of us.	Maybe I could talk to Rigfort, you know, tell him the whole story.
not yet. every person in this office comes in here and watches you guys! it's like the goddamn young and the restless! rigfort's salivating over it.	You already pitched this to Rigfort?!
there is no lid! nothing's going on between sam and me. coulson. mr. sam coulson and me.	Not yet. Every person in this office comes in here and watches you guys! It's like the goddamn Young and the Restless! Rigfort's salivating over it.
and that's the best part.  "teacher-student relations: how close is too close?" we're gonna blow the lid off it!	There is no lid! Nothing's going on between Sam and me. Coulson. Mr. Sam Coulson and me.
he's my teacher!	And that's the best part.  "Teacher-Student Relations: How close is too close?" We're gonna blow the lid off it!
it's got it all--sex, intrigue, immorality in the education system--	He's my teacher!
you're crazy. i can't--i can't-no. no.	It's got it all--sex, intrigue, immorality in the education system--
that's your story!	You're crazy. I can't--I can't-no. No.
what if i say no?	I bet Good Housekeeping would go gaga over the cole slaw piece.
no, it's the great and powerful oz. now listen--you're in over your head. this is how it's gonna work. i review the tapes, i find your story.	What if I say no?
gus?	No, it's the Great and Powerful Oz. Now listen--you're in over your head. This is how it's gonna work. I review the tapes, I find your story.
depend on it. no s. your subject is plural.	OUT!
get to know them. very well. your job and my job depends on it.	Depend on it. No s. Your subject is plural.
they hid my car--	Get to know them. Very well. Your job and my job depends on it.
do you even know these kids?	They hid my car--
gus i, the popular kids and i, we just don't- i mean, i don't think i can do this.	Do you even know these kids?
this is where the stories are. you are going to become friends with these people. you are going to party with them. you are going to hang out with them on weekends. when they go to prom, you are going to be in their same damn limo!	Gus I, the popular kids and I, we just don't- I mean, I don't think I can do this.
well, how would you define to parties"? because we ordered a deli platter at this one denominator drill session--	This is where the stories are. You are going to become friends with these people. You are going to party with them. You are going to hang out with them on weekends. When they go to prom, you are going to be in their same damn limo!
have you been to any parties?	Well, how would you define to parties"? Because we ordered a deli platter at this one Denominator drill session--
uhh, no.	Have you been to any parties?
have you been there?	Uhh, no.
yes, urm, she's right. i have learned it is a very popular place for the young people to go.	Have you been there?
kristen got a quote?	Yes, urm, she's right. I have learned it is a very popular place for the young people to go.
responding officers found minors, marijuana, and cheap wine coolers when they responded to a call to break up a party at what southglen high schoolers have come to call "the court." seventeen-year-old kristen rey says, "yeah, everyone who's anyone is at the court on saturday night."	Kristen got a quote?
oh. right.	Responding officers found minors, marijuana, and cheap wine coolers when they responded to a call to break up a party at what Southglen High Schoolers have come to call "The Court." Seventeen-year-old Kristen Rey says, "Yeah, everyone who's anyone is at The Court on Saturday night."
no, i am appalled that i have a reporter in there, undercover, for almost three weeks now- i had to read about this in the tribune.	Oh. Right.
well, the bulk of it will be about the pimento loaf--	Geller...you wanna be a reporter? Take a look at what sells! Sex scandals. Bribery. People jumping off buildings. So unless a kid just killed himself because he was being paid to have sex with the school mascot in a big vat of this cole slaw, you got nothing!
and you're leading with the terrible truth about cole slaw?!	Well, the bulk of it will be about the pimento loaf--
it's an expose on cafeteria food.	And you're leading with the terrible truth about cole slaw?!
you're a sick puppy, geller.	It's an expose on cafeteria food.
it's my dad. he worries.  hi, dad. i miss you too.	You're a sick puppy, Geller.
but i don't want it straightened out.	Geller, this is way out of your league.
don't worry, i'll straighten all this out.	But I don't want it straightened out.
geller, you don't want a reporter's life. they're very--messy. you're all about order. control. and getting me my copy by five.	Hey--I can be out of control.
you don't think i can grab bulls' balls?	Geller, you don't want a reporter's life. They're very--messy. You're all about order. Control. And getting me my copy by five.
every tom, dick, and harry thinks he can write. but a journalist gets in there, right where the bombs are. he's aggressive. grabs the bull by the balls.	You don't think I can grab bulls' balls?
a--flack jacket.	Every Tom, Dick, and Harry thinks he can write. But a journalist gets in there, right where the bombs are. He's aggressive. Grabs the bull by the balls.
a flack jacket.	A--flack jacket.
they don't have to be in the office christmas show?	A flack jacket.
you know what separates us office flunkies from the reporters?	They don't have to be in the office Christmas show?
you've done five of my ideas.	You know what separates us office flunkies from the reporters?
geller, we've been over this. you're a great copy editor. maybe my best copy editor. you're not a reporter.	You've done five of my ideas.
oh. cahoon. yeah, he's--good.	Geller, we've been over this. You're a great copy editor. Maybe my best copy editor. You're not a reporter.
yeah--the blind foster home mother. it was good. i got cahoon on it.	Oh. Cahoon. Yeah, he's--good.
hey gus--did you see the story idea i left on your desk?	Yeah--the blind foster home mother. It was good. I got Cahoon on it.
eh.	Hey Gus--did you see the story idea I left on your desk?
five-- six--	Eh.
how many times have i fired her?	Five-- Six--
well, excuse me for caring about words.	So. You and Roger in Op/Ed.
it is hoped that it's not a mess. "hopefully" is an adverb. it means "with hope". you have it defining the copy, and i'm pretty sure the copy doesn't have feelings.	Well, excuse me for caring about words.
computer's down. septuplets story. i need it back by five. hopefully the copy's not a mess.	It is hoped that it's not a mess. "Hopefully" is an adverb. It means "with hope". You have it defining the copy, and I'm pretty sure the copy doesn't have feelings.
josie, you rock my world. you're like the most amazing girl i've ever dated. you're so smart and fun and crazy! you rock my world.	You said that already.
oh.	Josie, you rock my world. You're like the most amazing girl I've ever dated. You're so smart and fun and crazy! You rock my world.
my sword.	Oh.
shakespeare. how he described a night like this--"look how the floor of heaven is thick inlaid with patines of bright gold".  what about you? what are you thinking about?	My sword.
hey--what are you thinking about?	Shakespeare. How he described a night like this--"Look how the floor of heaven is thick inlaid with patines of bright gold".  What about you? What are you thinking about?
you having fun?	Oh yeah. The best. Josie takes in the spectacle around her.
you know what?  why don't you just pick me up here? we could all share a limo.	Cool. I'll catch you later.
rufus.  but i don't even know where you live.	You know what?  Why don't you just pick me up here? We could all share a limo.
yes. i'll go. yes.	Rufus.  But I don't even know where you live.
i'm sure you've probably heard that i want to ask you, but i'd like to know if you'd go to prom with me. i know we didn't hit it off right at the beginning but-	Yes. I'll go. Yes.
maybe we should go in a different room?	I already checked. There are some pretty serious couples in there.
hey there.	Hey. There.
rob's?	Yeah, you gonna be there?
oh my god.	Dude, you rock!
yes you are. a guy. guy. quite a guy. oh my. look at that--i rhymed.  yikes.  bikes!	Are you in special ed?
hey rob, what's going on?	I'm Rob's prom date.
you know, adele penguins pick one mate. they spend their whole life looking for that one other penguin and when they find it, they know. that's the penguin they stay with for the rest of their lives.	But I'm not a penguin.
wow. that's big. i mean sex is a really big deal. you shouldn't do it until you know you've found the right person.	You know, Adele penguins pick one mate. They spend their whole life looking for that one other penguin and when they find it, they know. That's the penguin they stay with for the rest of their lives.
you know what, though? i feel like i'm really ready to do it. to have sex for the first time.	Wow. That's big. I mean sex is a really big deal. You shouldn't do it until you know you've found the right person.
maybe because we're not supposed to be having sex with bananas.	You know what, though? I feel like I'm really ready to do it. To have sex for the first time.
god, i can't do this.	Maybe because we're not supposed to be having sex with bananas.
i-	No, shut up, Josie. Just shut up.
no, you weren't. don't you realize the only time i was really happy in the last five years was when i was playing ball with those guys?	I-
wasn't even thinking about-	No, you weren't. Don't you realize the only time I was really happy in the last five years was when I was playing ball with those guys?
no- not really, josie. not really. how could you do that to me?  i helped you. i got you everything you wanted. and how do you repay me- you blow everything two days before pro scouts come to see me play. once they had seen me really play- they wouldn't have given a shit about my age.	wasn't even thinking about-
really?	No- not really, Josie. NOT REALLY. How could you do that to me?  I helped you. I got you everything you wanted. And how do you repay me- you blow everything TWO DAYS before pro scouts come to see me play. Once they had seen me really play- they wouldn't have given a shit about my age.
josie, finally. i just wanted to come over and make sure you're okay.	Really?
rob--thanks. for everything. this is really happening. i never thought--	I know.
duh. tom cruise. "risky business".	Rob--thanks. For everything. This is really happening. I never thought--
thanks. and what are -	Duh. Tom Cruise. "Risky Business".
yes. exactly. major rufus.	Thanks. And what are -
rufus?	Yes. Exactly. Major Rufus.
wow, josie- you look really-	Rufus?
and a gymnast!	She's sixteen years old, Rob. That's totally and completely illegal.
really?  rob-, that girl is sixteen.	And a gymnast!
with the reading comprehension of a fifteen year old! plus, i'm popular... you want to be popular... i can recognize a cry for help when i see one.	Hear one.  Rob, this is so like you. You know, you can't just come in here and be popular in just one day.
you're twenty-three years old!	With the reading comprehension of a fifteen year old! Plus, I'm popular... You want to be popular... I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.
this is it jos! this is my ninth inning! the game isn't over--i just thought it was!  i get on the southglen baseball team, the right scout sees me-- i'm into the minors- it's game time!	You're twenty-three years old!
are you crazy?! you can't do this.	This is it Jos! This is my ninth inning! The game isn't over--I just thought it was!  I get on the Southglen baseball team, the right scout sees me-- I'm into the minors- it's game time!
i've been in a horrible accident. this is a coma-induced nightmare.	No. Josie, this is real.
better than i...	That's the spirit!
plus, if you quit you're no better than me.	Better than I...
yes, desperately.	Plus, if you quit you're no better than me.
look, don't you wanna show them - gus, billy prince, yourself--that you're not freaked out by the cool kids anymore? that you can go in there, be friends with them, and get your story?	Yes, desperately.
little known fact.	Look, don't you wanna show them - Gus, Billy Prince, yourself--that you're not freaked out by the cool kids anymore? That you can go in there, be friends with them, and get your story?
is that true?	Little known fact.
come on! it's not that hard. all you need is one person. once the right person thinks you're cool, you're in. everyone else will be too scared to question it.	Is that true?
don't you realize how much i wanted to be you in high school? just for one minute to feel what it was like to be popular?	Come on! It's not that hard. All you need is one person. Once the right person thinks you're cool, you're in. Everyone else will be too scared to question it.
jos, you've been to college, you're successful, you wash your hair now-- you're not josie grossie anymore.	Don't you realize how much I wanted to be you in high school? Just for one minute to feel what it was like to be popular?
rob. please focus.	Jos, you've been to college, you're successful, you wash your hair now-- you're not Josie Grossie anymore.
oh my god! you're at southglen south? they have a killer baseball team.	Rob. Please focus.
rob, you don't know how it was for me back in high school. no one ever threw juice boxes at you in the hallway. you never dreamed about being popular- you already were. all i wanted was to be accepted, and they just fucking tortured me. i can't do all that again. i can't go back to southglen south.	Oh my God! You're at Southglen South? They have a killer baseball team.
why is that impossible?	Rob, you don't know how it was for me back in high school. No one ever threw juice boxes at you in the hallway. You never dreamed about being popular- you already were. All I wanted was to be accepted, and they just fucking tortured me. I can't do all that again. I can't go back to Southglen South.
gus insists that i become friends with these kids. the popular kids. it's impossible.	Why is that impossible?
these girls are high schoolers? damn, we've got some underage hotties on our hands, here!	Gus insists that I become friends with these kids. The popular kids. It's impossible.
i can't do this.	These girls are high schoolers? Damn, we've got some underage hotties on our hands, here!
no, i mean, no big whoop.	I can't do this.
no. they're at the franklin hint expo at the skokie holiday inn.	Good.
are mom and dad here?	No. They're at the Franklin Hint Expo at the Skokie Holiday Inn.
i know. i came up with it.  you look nauseous.	Nauseated. I look nauseated. Oh God.
josie grossie.	I know. I came up with it.  You look nauseous.
it was a long time ago -	Don't you remember what they called you?
do you remember high school?	It was a long time ago -
what!?	Do you remember high school?
i got an assignment from the paper. i'm going undercover. back to high school.	What!?
wow. this must be big.	I got an assignment from the paper. I'm going undercover. Back to high school.
you can't just "borrow" my car for a couple of months! that's like ten years in bambi life!	I'll give you my Buick Le Sabre.
it's just for a couple of months.	You can't just "borrow" my car for a couple of months! That's like ten years in Bambi life!
oh yay! and then i could be as happy as you!	For your information, I am very happy. Deliriously happy. I lead a very happy life!
how can you just give up like that? you had a real shot at playing college ball and you let one case of mono stop everything. don't you want more? to move out of mom and dad's? pay your own bills?	Oh yay! And then I could be as happy as you!
someday this luau is going to be all mine!	How can you just give up like that? You had a real shot at playing college ball and you let one case of mono stop everything. Don't you want more? To move out of Mom and Dad's? Pay your own bills?
this--this is a luau that sells packing material!	Someday this luau is going to be all mine!
i'm not going to college, jos. and i'm not playing anymore baseball. this is my life.	This--this is a luau that sells packing material!
i know this woman. she works in admissions at lakeshore community? she might be able to get you in for the fall semester. maybe she could get you the baseball scholarship, and i could help and--	I'm not going to college, Jos. And I'm not playing anymore baseball. This is my life.
see!	I know this woman. She works in admissions at Lakeshore Community? She might be able to get you in for the Fall semester. Maybe she could get you the baseball scholarship, and I could help and--
better person than i.	See!
no, it is. it's just one more thing to add to your "things that make you a better person than me" list.	Better person than I.
rob, take the money, okay? it's no big deal.	No, it is. It's just one more thing to add to your "things that make you a better person than me" list.
she just needs a new windshield wiper.	Because I bought the windshield last week. I'm a hubcap away from owning more of Bambi than you do.
okaaaay....  that car's going to bankrupt you.	She just needs a new windshield wiper.
no it's not. guys name their penises.	Okaaaay....  That car's going to bankrupt you.
that is so--weird that you name your car.	No it's not. Guys name their penises.
i told you you could write, josie geller.	I finally found my story.
please. please don't walk away.	I just can't look at you the same way.
i don't! look, you could get to know me, again.	Please. Please don't walk away.
the person i cared about wouldn't have done this. everything out of your mouth has been a complete lie. i don't know you at all. for all i know you could hate dorothy parker.	I don't! Look, you could get to know me, again.
i did exist. i do exist. i'm the same person!	The person I cared about wouldn't have done this. Everything out of your mouth has been a complete lie. I don't know you at all. For all I know you could hate Dorothy Parker.
now i don't want to! i bought all of your penguin crap. i thought i found her--the right one! and the problem was she was too young! no - the problem was--she didn't even exist!	I did exist. I do exist. I'm the same person!
but now you don't have to--	Now I don't want to! I bought all of your penguin crap. I thought I found her--the right one! And the problem was she was too young! No - the problem was--she didn't even exist!
you set me up. for a story.  you know what's crazy? i was actually considering waiting for you.	But now you don't have to--
wait, i was going to tell you--	You set me up. For a story.  You know what's crazy? I was actually considering waiting for you.
goddamnit, josie! drop the act. do you have any idea what i went through every night because of you?!  i was attracted to a 17 year old! when i wasn't taking cold showers, i was trying to figure out what the hell i was going to do when i couldn't teach anymore! i thought i was the one being unethical.	Wait, I was going to tell you--
you were attracted to me?	Goddamnit, Josie! Drop the act. Do you have any idea what I went through every night because of you?!  I was attracted to a 17 year old! When I wasn't taking cold showers, I was trying to figure out what the hell I was going to do when I couldn't teach anymore! I thought I was the one being unethical.
what? happy? why? because it turns out all along that i was allowed to be attracted to you?	You were attracted to me?
no, surprise, i thought you'd be--	What? Happy? Why? Because it turns out all along that I was allowed to be attracted to you?
"surprise!" you were doing a story on me?!	No, surprise, I thought you'd be--
so--have you thought anymore about dartmouth?	Yeah, I have.
no, i'm alone.	It's weird because "prom" is actually from the word "promenade". And you can't really promenade alone, can you?
well, are you here with anybody?	No, I'm alone.
proms always make me sad. they're so final. graduation. everyone's scattering, moving on.	Well, are you here with anybody?
josie--you make a really beautiful prom queen.	Thanks. So do you.
wow. you believe in me that much--	Of course I do. Josie, you owe it to yourself--to your writing, to go to college. You're a great writer. You just have to find your story.
told him  --if i'm wrong about this girl, you can take away my teaching certificate!	Wow. You believe in me that much--
oh--yikes!	told him  --if I'm wrong about this girl, you can take away my teaching certificate!
no, i know, but i pulled some strings, got him to look at your writing, and he agreed to meet you.	Oh--yikes!
what! but--i wasn't even going to go to college--	No, I know, but I pulled some strings, got him to look at your writing, and he agreed to meet you.
oh my god! i almost forgot--i got you a meeting with the admissions guy from dartmouth!	What! But--I wasn't even going to go to college--
yeah, actually i do.	Oh my God! I almost forgot--I got you a meeting with the admissions guy from Dartmouth!
do you think you'll find her?	Yeah, actually I do.
our penguin, right?	Do you think you'll find her?
to put us back together again when we fall.	Our penguin, right?
yeah. to watch the world go by.--	To put us back together again when we fall.
that's really what we all need, right? someone to sit up on the wall with us--	Yeah. To watch the world go by.--
that's sad, isn't it? he had to sit on that wall all by himself. he deserved to have somebody.	That's really what we all need, right? Someone to sit up on the wall with us--
but humpty dumpty was alone.	That's sad, isn't it? He had to sit on that wall all by himself. He deserved to have somebody.
maybe distant cousins. they did have that egg shape in common.	But Humpty Dumpty was alone.
thanks.  they weren't related to humpty dumpty, were they? tweedle dum and tweedle dee?	Maybe distant cousins. They did have that egg shape in common.
you're really doing a great job here, josie. i like your "can do" attitude.	Thanks.  They weren't related to Humpty Dumpty, were they? Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee?
when are you going to open your eyes?	I'm thinking when I'm home.
thanks, josie. this wasn't as bad as i thought.	When are you going to open your eyes?
i shouldn't say that, because i'm your teacher.	Thanks, Josie. This wasn't as bad as I thought.
you have to say that. you're my teacher.	I shouldn't say that, because I'm your teacher.
i don't know. and you know what's scary--when you get older it just gets more confusing. i've spent the last ten years with women who are basically all wrong for me.  you know what, i shouldn't be talking about this stuff with you.	That's okay. It's nice to have someone to talk to--
why do you do that?	I don't know. And you know what's scary--when you get older it just gets more confusing. I've spent the last ten years with women who are basically all wrong for me.  You know what, I shouldn't be talking about this stuff with you.
i'd like to tell you that we all grow out of it, but that's a lie. some of us will always be rattling cages.	Why do you do that?
i know.	I'd like to tell you that we all grow out of it, but that's a lie. Some of us will always be rattling cages.
boys.	I know.
you have to say that. you're my student.	I don't have to say that.
you do. seem to. have passion. in the classroom.	You have to say that. You're my student.
god, i would love to think i'm an interesting teacher. i mean, i had maybe one or two teachers in high school who had any passion at all.	You do. Seem to. Have passion. In the classroom.
that's what makes you interesting.  as a teacher.	God, I would love to think I'm an interesting teacher. I mean, I had maybe one or two teachers in high school who had any passion at all.
okay this is okay. smooth.  can i ask you something? do you think i tell too many stories in class?	That's what makes you interesting.  As a teacher.
yoooooow.	Don't look down!
of course. i remember everything from your class.	Yoooooow.
you remember that story?	Of course. I remember everything from your class.
oh right. the spiderman incident.	You remember that story?
actually, it's more the plunging head first into the crowd part that gets me.	Oh right. The Spiderman incident.
you're afraid of the ferris wheel.	Actually, it's more the plunging head first into the crowd part that gets me.
i'm gonna tell you something here, and i hope it doesn't undermine my position as an authority figure. i'm a little afraid of heights.	You're afraid of the Ferris wheel.
are you--scared?	I'm gonna tell you something here, and I hope it doesn't undermine my position as an authority figure. I'm a little afraid of heights.
this seat taken?	Thank you.
thanks. wow. that's--really nice to hear.	Josie, you're different. When you speak in class, I can tell--You actually feel the words--  in here. They're alive. Like-Eurdora Welty talked about the word it moon"? How for her it was like a Concord grape. "That Grandpa took off his vine and gave to me to suck out of its skin--"
josie you owe it to yourself to go. for your writing. you're a natural.	Thanks. Wow. That's--really nice to hear.
oh no no no no no. see, my family, we don't go to college.  we just go right into sheep herding.	Josie you owe it to yourself to go. For your writing. You're a natural.
that's crazy. i'll get you some applications.	Oh no no no no no. See, my family, we don't go to college.  We just go right into sheep herding.
college. haven't really thought about it.	That's crazy. I'll get you some applications.
so what are you thinking for college?	College. Haven't really thought about it.
thank you.	So what are you thinking for college?
your writing. it's amazing, josie. you're really talented. and far less depressing than dorothy parker.	Thank you.
oh i don't think so.	Your writing. It's amazing, Josie. You're really talented. And far less depressing than Dorothy Parker.
hey, josie, hold on.  you've been hiding something from me.	Oh I don't think so.
because seventeen-year-olds do not like writers from the '30's. they don't even like people in their 30's.	Well, I'm definitely seventeen and  now definitely late--
sure, why?	Because seventeen-year-olds do not like writers from the '30's. They don't even like people in their 30's.
true. i guess she hadn't completely given up hope.  are you sure you're seventeen?	Sure, why?
but i think she wanted to be happy, that's why she wrote. i mean, she was still writing about love, right?	True. I guess she hadn't completely given up hope.  Are you sure you're seventeen?
not the happiest of souls.  "art is a form of catharsis, and love is a permanent flop."	But I think she wanted to be happy, that's why she wrote. I mean, she was still writing about love, right?
i love the way she writes.	Not the happiest of souls.  "Art is a form of catharsis, and love is a permanent flop."
you like her?	I love the way she writes.
dorothy parker--	You like her?
sorry. forgetful.	Dorothy Parker--
whoa. deja vu.	Sorry. Forgetful.
hi, everyone.  i don t think we've met. i'm sam coulson- although for some reason the school has this thing about not letting you guys call me sam.	I'm Josie. Geller. I think the school would probably be pretty comfortable with you calling, me that. Josie.
the poem! i knew he liked the poem!  billy prince is asking me to the prom.	That's what I'm saying.
i don't know.	The poem! I knew he liked the poem!  Billy Prince is asking me to the prom.
why?	I don't know.
billy prince is asking you to prom.	Why?
what?	Billy Prince is asking you to prom.
yes.	What?
you ruined the whole thing!	You so do not deserve to be prom queen.
josie, you look rufus.	Who are you guys?
we'd love to transition a gay guy into the group.	We're very evolved.
into our group.	It's really hard to do. Some kids try for all of-high school and never make it.
kirsten, that bran muffin has like 75 fat grams.	Nah uh.
that is so sad --	I know, like five chickens had to die just so she could look that stupid.
aloha! welcome!	Relax, Monty. It's just my sister.
i thought people just wanted their mail delivered on time.	Aloha! Welcome!
change is scary. robbie, let me tell you a little something about the mail business. i've been in it over thirty years. and in those thirty years, the only thing that's changed is the elvis stamp and some gun laws. people are bored! they wanna shake things up!	I thought people just wanted their mail delivered on time.
i think maybe people are scared off by the tiki torches.	Change is scary. Robbie, let me tell you a little something about the mail business. I've been in it over thirty years. And in those thirty years, the only thing that's changed is the Elvis stamp and some gun laws. People are bored! They wanna shake things up!
i'm handing out a free lei to every customer! what do you think?	I think maybe people are scared off by the tiki torches.
hey monty--you think we'll get any business today?	I'm handing out a free lei to every customer! What do you think?
wow - i-	Rob, I mean it. I want you to be my first. Me and you. Once the floor stops spinning, let's have sex.
good. gibby gave me champagne.	Maybe we should sit.
yeah. definitely.	Good. Gibby gave me champagne.
are you having fun?	Yeah. Definitely.
well, a ball player.	No, I know. But, what if you don't make it? 'I mean, you don t Want to be working at a mail place the rest of your life. It's okay for an after school job, but, come on, "hi, I'm Rob and I run the Tiki Post"?! Totally lame.
rob, what do you want to be when you grow up?	Well, a ball player.
thank you.  i'm rob.	Duh.
hi. i'm tracy and i'm sixteen and i'm a gymnast and i don't have a boyfriend...	Thank you.  I'm Rob.
he <u>has</u> to know...	Everybody knows about--
we followed your instructions.	We went through the door...
<i>                      i've got something, listen now, this one is real good, you'll see. we'll send a present to his door upon there'll be a note to read.</i>	<i>                      Now in the box, we'll wait and hide Until his curiosity Entices him to look inside...</i>
<i>                      i wish my cohorts weren't so dumb.</i>	<i>                      I'm not the dumb one...</i>
by name.	Lock.
where're we taking him?	Where?
he sure is big, jack...	And heavy...
not at all!	We can handle it.
<i>                      jack said we should work together.</i>	<i>                      Three of a kind...</i>
<i>                                   ... let's draw straws.</i>	<i>                      Jack said we should work together.</i>
shock.	Barrel.
he's conducting experiments of his own.	Experiments?
when he left, he took a lot of equipment with him.	He's conducting experiments of his own.
he stayed a long time.	When he left, he took a lot of equipment with him.
uh-huh.	He stayed a long time.
can't you make other creations?	I could.  Of course I could. But no one would be like you...  I'll never understand how you can be so cold-hearted, how you can treat me this way, discarding me like--
then we'll both starve...  an old man like me, who hardly has strength as it is -- me, without whom... me, your own father...	Can't you make other creations?
but i have to go out. something's happening out there.	Whatever it is, it's none of your concern.
i'm not hungry.  what's wrong?  i spent all morning on that soup.  i thought you liked worm's wart.	There's nothing more suspicious than Worm's Wart -- it distracts one from every other taste and smell.
why not?	I'm not hungry.  What's wrong?  I spent all morning on that soup.  I thought you liked Worm's Wart.
no.	Why not?
taste it.	No.
but why?  it's <u>your</u> lunch. there isn't much there in the first place.	Taste it.
taste it.	But why?  It's <u>your</u> lunch. There isn't much there in the first place.
nothing.  w-w-what are you talking about?	Taste it.
what trail are you trying to throw me off now?	Nothing.  W-w-what are you talking about?
coming...	Good.  I'm hungry.
just what?	Just me, I suppose...  I'm restless.  I can't help it.
that's not true.  it's a beautiful home, wonderfully comfortable... i'm indebted to you for everything... it's just...	Just what?
but i guess my best just isn't good enough.	That's not true.  It's a beautiful home, wonderfully comfortable... I'm indebted to you for everything... It's just...
i know.	But I guess my best just isn't good enough.
i do the best i can to make it comfortable for us here.	I know.
that's twice this month you've slipped deadly night shade into my tea and run off.  people might get the wrong idea and think you're unhappy at home.	I do the best I can to make it comfortable for us here.
i can't help it.	That's twice this month you've slipped Deadly Night Shade into my tea and run off.  People might get the wrong idea and think you're unhappy at home.
of course you do, and i want you to... but there's no need to hurry it along, is there?	I can't help it.
i'm grown up now.  i have to leave some time.	Of course you do, and I want you to... but there's no need to hurry it along, is there?
if you went away, what would become of me?	I'm grown up now.  I have to leave some time.
i know.	If you went away, what would become of me?
you're mine, you know.  i made you.	I know.
didn't i tell you?  i'm always right, you know, my dear... aren't i?	Yes.
yes.	Didn't I tell you?  I'm always right, you know, my dear... Aren't I?
for this.	Yes.
yes.	For this.
the deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off, sally... i thought i'd find you here....	No!
<i>                      -- it's a bat. --              will it bend? -- it's a rat. --              will it break? -- perhaps it's the head that i found in the lake.</i>	<i>                      Listen now, you don't understand. That's not the point of Christmasland.</i>
<i>                      that's the point of the thing, not to know!</i>	<i>                      -- It's a bat. --              Will it bend? -- It's a rat. --              Will it break? -- Perhaps it's the head that I found in the lake.</i>
<i>                      -- a bow? --        but why? --                  how ugly! -- what's in it? --                what's in it?</i>	<i>                      That's the point of the thing, not to know!</i>
<i>                      just a box with bright colored paper and the whole thing topped with a bow.</i>	<i>                      -- A bow? --        But why? --                  How ugly! -- What's in it? --                What's in it?</i>
<i>                      this is a thing called a present. the whole thing starts with a box...</i>	<i>                      -- A box? --        Is it steel? --                     Are there locks? -- Is it filled with a pox? --                          A pox! -- How delightful, a pox!</i>
you'd better be quiet, sandy.	Maybe he doesn't know...
<i>                                          ... you're no fun.</i>	<i>                      Shut up and listen...!</i>
<i>                      i say that we take a cannon aim it at his door and then knock three times and when he answers sandy claws will be no more.</i>	<i>                      You're so stupid, think now -- If we blow him up to smithereens, We may lose some pieces and then Jack will beat us black and green.</i>
<i>                                     ... birds of a feather.</i>	<i>                      Now and forever...</i>
we're here!  you sent for us!	Specifically.
oh, come on, shirl, how'd you think we got such a good deal?  listen - all old houses have stories.	Did they tell you she went totally out of her mind - that they had to put her away?  And that her mother killed herself in our living room?
i don't know.  couldn't get the right price, i suppose.	And you don't know anything about a murder across the street and a crazy girl who lived here - who saw the whole thing?
what are you talking about?	You know what I'm talking about.  What did you use, a fire cracker?  A cherry bomb?
you set this all up, didn't you?  one of your sick jokes?	What are you talking about?
it's not the gas, dad!	Don't tell me it's not the gas!
help me with this thing!	It's not the gas, Dad!
oh, come on dad...	No.  Upstairs.
i told you i want that room unpacked.	Oh, come on Dad...
just out for a while.	I told you I want that room unpacked.
where are you going?	Just out for a while.
that's lisa - i gotta get to school.	Who's Lisa?
dad's fixin' something again.  hit the deck!	Don't be a smart ass.
i know what's wrong with the air coditioning - just needs a shot of freon, is all.	Dad's fixin' something again.  Hit the deck!
it's getting there.	We've only been living here six weeks now.  I want that room unpacked by tonight.
you got your room straightened out yet?	It's getting there.
are you nuts or something?  what the hell is that going to do?	I don't know!  I just know he needs help and we don't know how to give it to him.
he needs professional help.  i think we should take him to a psychiatrist.	Are you nuts or something?  What the hell is that going to do?
come back here!	Ken!
oh, please...	What is it then?  There's got to be an explanation.  Animals just don't burst into flames for no reason!
alright then, what is it?  bird rabies? that cheap seed you've been buying?	Oh, please...
i wasn't sure, ken...	Alright then, what is it?  Bird rabies? That cheap seed you've been buying?
don't tell me it's not the gas!  your mother thought she smelled gas.	I wasn't sure, Ken...
he can't hold you jesse.  he's losing his grip - you can get out.	He'll die with me!
i'll kill you now.	He can't hold you Jesse.  He's losing his grip - you can get out.
he's dead, you bitch.	I'll kill you now.
i love you, jesse.  come back to me.	He's dead, you bitch.
i'm not afraid of you.  you couldn't kill me...he's in there and i want him back.  i'm gonna take him away from you and you're going straight back to hell, you son-of-a-bitch!	Jesse's dead!  I sliced 'im real good!
there is no jesse.  i'm jesse now.	I want him back.  Jesse, talk to me. Jesse!
where's jesse?	There is no Jesse.  I'm Jesse now.
wanna join your little friend?	Where's Jesse?
oh, god, jesse - i know you're there! stop him!	Jesse's dead, Lisa.  Freddy's here.
jesse, help!	I'm Jesse now, Lisa.
what?	It's happening again.
okay, schmuck.  what do you want me to do?	Just watch me.  If anything weird happens - like if I start dreaming weird or try to walk out of here, you gotta try to bring me out of it. his me over the head if you have to. Just don't let me leave.
no!  i don't know - everything's all mixed up.  what difference does it make?  i'm in trouble here.  i need your help.	Okay, schmuck.  What do you want me to do?
i believe you.  you had some scary dreams, okay?	No!  I don't know - everything's all mixed up.  What difference does it make?  I'm in trouble here.  I need your help.
look, i don't care if you believe me or not...	I believe you.  You had some scary dreams, okay?
the only thing trying to get into your body is female and waiting for you on a cabana floor.  and you want to sleep with me.  go figure.	Look, I don't care if you believe me or not...
i'm scared, grady.  i know it sounds crazy.  but, there's something trying to get into my body.	The only thing trying to get into your body is female and waiting for you on a cabana floor.  And you want to sleep with me.  Go figure.
you're fucked in the head.	I'm scared, Grady.  I know it sounds crazy.  But, there's something trying to get into my body.
are you nuts or something?	Listen to me, Grady, this is serious. Something really weird is happening.  It started out like just bad dreams but it's getting real bad.
you gotta let me stay here tonight, grady.	Are you nuts or something?
what are you doing here?	You gotta let me stay here tonight, Grady.
i'm sorry...	What are you doing here?
jesus christ, you scared the shit out of me!	I'm sorry...
you're wasting your time, the guy's a basket case.	Shut up, Grady.
oh jesus.  i'm gonna be sick.	He must've been working late and some fruitcake came in and sliced him up like a kielbasa.  In the shower!  Left bloody footprints all over the...
you remember your dreams, grady?	Only the wet ones.
schneider's always got a stick up his ass.	You remember your dreams, Grady?
yeah, well, schneider's got a stick up his ass today.	Schneider's always got a stick up his ass.
schneider shouldn't have called you out on that double.	Yeah, well, Schneider's got a stick up his ass today.
no shit.	Schneider shouldn't have called you out on that double.
my dad.  he played in the minors for a while, when he got out of college.	No shit.
who told you to choke up that way?	My Dad.  He played in the minors for a while, when he got out of college.
it was okay.	Who told you to choke up that way?
you hit that ball pretty good, walsh.	It was okay.
what the hell are you talking about?	They've only been trying to unload that dump for five years.  That place is bad news.  Some chick was locked in there by her mother and she went crazy.  She watched her boyfriend get butchered by some maniac in the house across the street. Her poor drunken momma took her own life right inside your front door.
shit, you can tell your old man he's a real chump.	What the hell are you talking about?
yeah, why?	Shit, you can tell your old man he's a real chump.
elm street?  you telling me you moved in to that big white house with the bars on the windows?	Yeah, why?
not too far.  my folks bought a place over on elm street.	Elm Street?  You telling me you moved in to that big white house with the bars on the windows?
so, you live around here.	Not too far.  My folks bought a place over on Elm Street.
you got a problem with me, grady?	Naw. Just killing time.
she giving you any carfare for the ride?	You got a problem with me, Grady?
she's a neighbor, i drive her to school.	She giving you any carfare for the ride?
you two got a thing going, or what?	She's a neighbor, I drive her to school.
what about it?	You two got a thing going, or what?
so, what about you and that poletti girl?	What about it?
get outa here.	So, what about you and that Poletti girl?
could be all night.  guy gets his rocks off like this. hangs out in queer s & m joints downtown.  likes prettyboys like you.	Get outa here.
how much longer you figure he'll keep us out here?	Could be all night.  Guy gets his rocks off like this. Hangs out in queer S & M joints downtown.  Likes prettyboys like you.
what's so funny?	We must look like a couple of escapees from a veterans' hospital.
hi.	What's so funny?
hi.	Hi.
you created him - you can destroy him. he lives off your fear.  fight him, jesse!	I can't!
fred krueger.  he's been trying to get hold of me, to use me.  he needs me to get out of his world into ours...he's gonna take me again.	No, Jesse.  This isn't happening. It's gotta be everything you've taken in -- Schneider and the diary and the glove -- only it's all mixed up.
who?  who's doing this to you?	Fred Krueger.  He's been trying to get hold of me, to use me.  He needs me to get out of his world into ours...He's gonna take me again.
he's just waiting to take me.  when i sleep.	Who?  Who's doing this to you?
who, jesse?	he's just waiting to take me.  When I sleep.
i killed grady.  i killed grady, lisa. i killed schneider.  oh my god, he's inside me...	Who, Jesse?
oh, christ, you're hurt...	I killed Grady.  I killed Grady, Lisa. I killed Schneider.  Oh my God, he's inside me...
i killed him!  i killed him!	Oh, Christ, you're hurt...
jesse, god - what happened?	I killed him!  I killed him!
i'm afraid to go to sleep, i'm afraid to stay awake - i'm ruining your party. they're gonna put me away for sure.	We'll figure it out together.  We'll stay up all night if we have to.  I won't let anything happen to you.
you're not being fair to me.  i'm worried about you and i want to help you get through this thing.	What are you gonna do?  How are you gonna help?  I'm losing my mind.  I don't want to have you watch me fall apart.
will you leave me alone?  please.	You're not being fair to me.  I'm worried about you and I want to help you get through this thing.
why won't you talk to me?	Will you leave me alone?  Please.
i think i better go.  i'm just not into it tonight.  i'm sorry.	Why won't you talk to me?
i wish you'd talk to me.  we can figure it out, you know.  we can figure it out together.	There's nothing to figure out.
i'm not hungry.	I wish you'd talk to me.  We can figure it out, you know.  We can figure it out together.
you should eat something - you'll feel better.	I'm not hungry.
you want to talk about it?	My Dad thinks I'm on drugs, my Mom thinks I'm crazy and I'm not sure I don't agree with her.
yeah, i had a bad night.	You want to talk about it?
you didn't say more than two words to me the whole way here.  you had another nightmare, didn't you?	yeah, I had a bad night.
i'm fine.  nothing's wrong.	you didn't say more than two words to me the whole way here.  You had another nightmare, didn't you?
will you stop and tell me what's wrong?	I'm fine.  Nothing's wrong.
it's gone now.	Oh, Jesse...
i don't know - a sharp pain.	It's gone now.
what is it?	I don't know - a sharp pain.
whoa!	What is it?
what is it - what's wrong?	Whoa!
ghostbusters are fearless.	What is it - What's wrong?
nancy went bonkers from this thing. you wouldn't be afraid of being out on the beach with a potential lunatic?	Ghostbusters are fearless.
maybe we can do that.  strictly scientific, of course.	Nancy went bonkers from this thing. You wouldn't be afraid of being out on the beach with a potential lunatic?
now, there's an idea we can take off on.  maybe we should drive out to the beach tonight and lay out a couple of blankets and...  until i fall asleep.	Maybe we can do that.  Strictly scientific, of course.
maybe it only happens when you're sleeping - that's the way it was with nancy, wasn't it?	Now, there's an idea we can take off on.  Maybe we should drive out to the beach tonight and lay out a couple of blankets and...  Until I fall asleep.
yeah?	Maybe it only happens when you're sleeping - that's the way it was with Nancy, wasn't it?
about not finding any bogey men?	I'll get over it.
about what?	About not finding any bogey men?
disappointed?	About what?
uh-uh.  wait...	Disappointed?
anything?	Uh-uh.  Wait...
shhh.  just concentrate.	Anything?
i feel like a jerk.	Shhh.  Just concentrate.
i don't know.  concentrate or some- thing.	I feel like a jerk.
well, what am i supposed to do?	I don't know.  Concentrate or some- thing.
c'mon, cut it out.	Well, what am I supposed to do?
any ghosts in here?	C'mon, cut it out.
i thought you might be able to make a connection.	Any ghosts in here?
what do you mean?	I thought you might be able to make a connection.
so, you feeling anything?	What do you mean?
here.	What's this?
remember in the diary - nancy said that she kept finding herself in a boiler room?  fred krueger worked here.  it's an old power- plant - a steam generator!	Here.
what is this place?	Remember in the diary - Nancy said that she kept finding herself in a boiler room?  Fred Krueger worked here.  It's an old power- plant - a steam generator!
it's a surprise.	What is this place?
i don't know.  where are we going?	It's a surprise.
what about "essential energy" the soul.  does that go into the air too?  you think there's a good energy and a bab energy?	I don't know.  Where are we going?
make a left at this corner.	What about "essential energy" the soul.  Does that go into the air too?  You think there's a good energy and a bab energy?
i don't know - into the air i suppose.	Make a left at this corner.
and heat and chemical reactions. where does it all go when you die?	I don't know - into the air I suppose.
yeah, i know...synapses neurong...	And heat and chemical reactions. Where does it all go when you die?
look, you got electricity in your body, right?	Yeah, I know...synapses neurong...
you don't have to.  you just have to believe in energy.	Look, you got electricity in your body, right?
like a haunted house, right?  i don't believe in ghosts.	You don't have to.  You just have to believe in energy.
at first i wasn't sure because you said that you never had anyting like last night happen before.  but i found out that most people have the potential for tuning in to "the other world" and neve do.  it has something to do with the environment - like they have to be in a place that's sending signals.	Like a haunted house, right?  I don't believe in ghosts.
what's all this.	Research.  Hi.  C'mon, let's go for a ride.
i just got here myself.  went to the public library.  cut four classes!	What's all this.
sorry.  schneider id it to me again.	I just got here myself.  Went to the Public Library.  Cut four classes!
no. never.  you think that's what it is?	I don't know.
who?	Fred Krueger.  The guy in her dream who's coming to kill her.  Seems he was a real guy, ten years before who went around kidnapping kids and killing them.
that's when she started talking about fred krueger.	Who?
this is amazing!  your dream told you where this was?	Only it was more like, you know, sleep- walking.  All I know is I woke up on the cellar floor next to it.
are you sure?	World History.  But, I'll see you in the morning, right?
are you okay.	Something Grady told me today about the people that lived here last. Girl went crazy - saw her boyfriend killed in the house across the street...
wow...	Are you okay.
"rod's been killed - he got rod. just glen and me now.  can't fall asleep!"	Wow...
"march 7th - glen asked me to sleep with him again.  i can't yet - i like him, i want to make him happy but i'm not sure that i love him. i can't sleep with someone i don't love."	That's typical.  I hope she didn't expect to make the best seller list with this thing.
traumas of a ten-year old.	"March 7th - Glen asked me to sleep with him again.  I can't yet - I like him, I want to make him happy but I'm not sure that I love him. I can't sleep with someone I don't love."
i think it's sad...	Traumas of a ten-year old.
you know her?	Uh-uh.  Before my time.
i figured you might like some help.	Yeah?
i know.	I figured you might like some help.
no, that's okay.  i was just...unpacking.	I know.
you mean a shithead.	Yeah.
who, grady?  grady's alright, he's just a hothead.	You mean a shithead.
you shouldn't be fighting with that jerk.	Who, Grady?  Grady's alright, he's just a hothead.
let me look at your eye...	You shouldn't be fighting with that jerk.
yeah, yeah, sure.	Let me look at your eye...
you okay?	Yeah, yeah, sure.
that's okay, i wanted to.	You okay?
hi!  you didn't have to wait.	That's okay, I wanted to.
aren't you afraid somebody could steal your car like that?	Look at this car.  Are you kidding?
ah, nothing.	Aren't you afraid somebody could steal your car like that?
how come?	Ah, nothing.
your timing was perfect - i was getting the third degree in there.	How come?
how'd you sleep, honey, okay?	Fine.
morning.	How'd you sleep, honey, okay?
jesse, please, let's talk about this!	I'm okay.  Just leave me alone.
i'm not taking drugs, dad.  can i go to bed now?	Sure...go ahead.
maybe we should call a doctor.	No.  I'm okay.
okay, i guess.	Making friends?
so, school going alright?	Okay, I guess.
yeah, i'm fine.  just really hot upstairs.	I know it's warm...  I wish you'd call someone to check out the air conditioning, Ken.
you okay?	Yeah, I'm fine.  Just really hot upstairs.
oh...uh, no, just some milk, mom.	You okay?
eggs?	Oh...uh, no, just some milk, Mom.
huh?	Eggs?
jess?	Huh?
'morning.	'Morning, honey.
yor dad picking the music again?	Mom's trying to keep him upstairs.
all of them.	Yor dad picking the music again?
i got your invitation yesterday. thanks.  any cute guys gonna be there?	All of them.
hi, kerry.	I got your invitation yesterday. Thanks.  Any cute guys gonna be there?
hi, guys.	Hi, Kerry.
we're going up to bed now.	Thanks, Mom.
you're going out?	We're going to bed.
we're gonna stay out of your way tomorrow night.	You're going out?
what's that?	We're gonna stay out of your way tomorrow night.
there's a jesse on the phone.	Okay...thanks.
i'll get it.  please, i don't mind.	First door up the stairs.
the maid packed a suitcase.  teresa!  teresa?	I'll get it.  Please, I don't mind.
i'll need to take her things.	The maid packed a suitcase.  Teresa!  Teresa?
now if you'll excuse me, i have to get to the club.	I'll need to take her things.
i'm sure you would.	Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get to the club.
i'm sorry to hear that, but you're the experts on this, not me.  if i had any insights, believe me, i'd share them with you.	I'm sure you would.
just some answers.  there are other kids involved, its not just kristen.  all good kids, smark kids.	I'm sorry to hear that, but you're the experts on this, not me.  If I had any insights, believe me, I'd share them with you.
look, miss thompson, i don't know what you want from me.	Just some answers.  There are other kids involved, its not just Kristen.  All good kids, smark kids.
i'm serious.	Look, Miss Thompson, I don't know what you want from me.
they've gotten worse since i took away her credit cards.	I'm serious.
did she always have nightmares?	They've gotten worse since I took away her credit cards.
kristen specializes in strangeness.  i've spent thousands on psychiatirists.	Did she always have nightmares?
mrs. parker, was kristen acting different? did you notice anything strange before she made the attempt?	Kristen specializes in strangeness.  I've spent thousands on psychiatirists.
can't it wait till morning?	Please Mom?  I just don't want to be alone.
can we talk?  just for a minute?	Can't it wait till morning?
what?	I had such an awful dream.
i thought i'd wait for you.	Well, I'm home now, so you can go right to sleep.  C'mon, angel.
what are you still doing up?  it's past one.	I thought I'd wait for you.
mom?	What are you still doing up?  It's past one.
honey, you'll wake the whole neighborhood!	Mom?
and you don't want to keep him waiting.	That's right.  I don't.
he's full of shit.	I am not going to let you get me into an argument, goddamn it.  Not tonight.  Now get in bed.
kristen, don't start with me.  you know what your shrink said...	He's full of shit.
it's okay, i'm not tired.  really.	Kristen, don't start with me.  You know what your shrink said...
well, i'm home now, so you can go right to sleep.  c'mon, angel.	It's okay, I'm not tired.  Really.
i thought i'd wait for you.	Well, I'm home now, so you can go right to sleep.  C'mon, angel.
don't "hi mom" me.  what are you still doing up?  it's past one!	I thought I'd wait for you.
hi mom.	Don't "hi Mom" me.  What are you still doing up?  It's past one!
are you crazy?  you'll wake the whole neighborhood!	Hi Mom.
i've been good.  when do i get cigarette priveleges back?	Don't hold your breath.
they're healing up nicely.	I've been good.  When do I get cigarette priveleges back?
menthol, regular, ultra-light.	They're healing up nicely.
how's your hand?	Menthol, regular, ultra-light.
morning, doctor goldman.	How's your hand?
good morning, jennifer.	Morning, Doctor Goldman.
if you get caught, i never saw you. deal?	Deal.  Thanks.
just tonight, please?  i can't handle the nightmare.  not tonight.  not after phillip.	If you get caught, I never saw you. Deal?
jennifer --	Just tonight, please?  I can't handle the nightmare.  Not tonight.  Not after Phillip.
i gotta stay up, max.	Jennifer --
if simms catches you in here after lights out, she'll chew my ass ragged.	I gotta stay up, Max.
wait and see.	If Simms catches you in here after lights out, she'll chew my ass ragged.
oh, right.  you're gonna be a tv star.	Wait and see.
research.	Oh, right.  You're gonna be a TV star.
i can see that. you watch too damn much tv.	Research.
watching tv.	I can see that. You watch too damn much TV.
girl, what are you doing?	Watching TV.
kincaid -- we should find the others first...	YOU'RE HOT STIT WITH A LITTLE MUTE KID -- LET'S SEE YOU TAKE A PIECE OF ME!  KRUEGER!
you didn't think we'd let you go alone?	No fuckin' way.  We're a team.
so what do we do about this creep?	Last time, it was me against him.  I wasn't strong enough...alone.
don't fucking humor us.  we're not in the mood.	He wears a dirty brown hat.  He's horribly burned.  He has razors on his right hand.
i know who's trying to kill you.	Don't fucking humor us.  We're not in the mood.
horseshit.	No, she's right.
do you still...see each other?	Yes.  I'm going to see her tonight.
it was great seeing you again.  i'm glad you dropped by.	Do you still...see each other?
to old friends.	It was great seeing you again.  I'm glad you dropped by.
to old friends.  and your new dreams.	To old friends.
i don't know.  i'm busy with school. new friends.  but i'll never forget the old ones.	To old friends.  And your new dreams.
the city that never sleeps.  so what will you do now?	I don't know.  I'm busy with school. New friends.  But I'll never forget the old ones.
i think new york was just what i needed.  so many people.  i never feel alone.	The city that never sleeps.  So what will you do now?
i'm glad things have worked out for you.	I think new York was just what I needed.  So many people.  I never feel alone.
what's happening?	He's close...
he's gone.  it's over.  please don't die, nancy.  please.	I'm so proud of you all.  Tell Neil I...
are you okay?	I think so.
they sedated me.  we're stuck here till it wears off.	Let's try this way.
kristen, can you pull us out?	They sedated me.  We're stuck here till it wears off.
nancy!	He's too strong!  He was never this strong!
what's that?	I don't know.
joey needs us.  i can feel him.	How do we find him, Kristen?
freddy?	He's heavy in the halls...
that was different.	You never lose a gift like that.  You just forget how to use it.  How about it?  Will you try?
you did it the other night.	That was different.
i haven't been able to do that since i was a little girl.	You did it the other night.
we're not always as good at things as we'd like.	Yeah, but I was really not good.
i was on the team at school.  i was never very good, though.	We're not always as good at things as we'd like.
you like gymnastics?	I was on the team at school.  I was never very good, though.
nancy?  would you sit with me awhile?	Sure.
that man in my dreams.  he's real isn't he?	He's real.
it's an amazing gift.	That man in my dreams.  He's real isn't he?
when i was still a kid.  my folks got divorced.  after a while, i thought i'd imagined the whole thing.  i guess i didn't.	It's an amazing gift.
when i was a little girl.  three or four. if i had a nightmare, i'd bring my dad in. the dream would always get better.  he always used to tell me about it the next day -- he used to think they were his dreams. nancy when did it stop?	When I was still a kid.  My folks got divorced.  After a while, I thought I'd imagined the whole thing.  I guess I didn't.
have you ever done that before?  pulled someone into your dream?	When I was a little girl.  Three or four. If I had a nightmare, I'd bring my Dad in. The dream would always get better.  He always used to tell me about it the next day -- he used to think they were his dreams. NANCY When did it stop?
but...it's just a house i've dreamed about.  i dream about it all the time.  thank you for what you did last night.	Have you ever done that before?  Pulled someone into your dream?
i used to live in this house.	But...it's just a house I've dreamed about.  I dream about it all the time.  Thank you for what you did last night.
you pulled me in somehow, didn't you?	I -- I think so!
now who's gonna take the word of a crazy junkie chick like you?	Fuck off.
stay out of my face or i'll go straight to max.	Now who's gonna take the word of a crazy junkie chick like you?
oh yeah?  well, if you're ever in the mood for a history lesson, i'm your teacher, understand?	Stay out of my face or I'll go straight to Max.
those are ancient history.	Oh yeah?  Well, if you're ever in the mood for a history lesson, I'm your teacher, understand?
what are these, beauty marks?	Those are ancient history.
i don't do that shit.	What are these, beauty marks?
the dispensary.  i'm talking clean pharmaceutical high.  a night at club meth.	I don't do that shit.
what?	The dispensary.  I'm talking clean pharmaceutical high.  A night at Club meth.
so...got the keys to heaven, baby.	What?
so?	So...got the keys to heaven, baby.
pulled night duty.  trimble's sick.	So?
can't be good news coming from you.	Pulled night duty.  Trimble's sick.
hi, sweet stuff.  good news.	Can't be good news coming from you.
you got five minutes.	Thank you.
it'll be my last chance.  pleese?	You got five minutes.
i don't know...	It'll be my last chance.  Pleese?
save your breath, ms. thompson.  dr. simms gave me specific instructions. nobody gets to see kristen -- especially you.  she made that real clear.	But Max, she needs me.  It could mean life or death.
you need me, i'll be here all night.	Thanks, Max.
i just wanted to be here for the kids. how are they?	Restless.  Very restless.
puttin' in soem late hours, i see.  if you're trying for o.t., you're in the wrong place.	I just wanted to be here for the kids. how are they?
max, where's kristen?	She's been waiting outside your office since breakfast.
this is phillip.  we call him the walker.	Why is that?
i'll have a file cabinet in there before tomorrow.  the patient's rooms are down here.	This is Phillip.  We call him The Walker.
a little basic, but nice.	I'll have a file cabinet in there before tomorrow.  The patient's rooms are down here.
the whole wing's devoted ot this program.  that's your office.	A little basic, but nice.
it beats dr. simm's theory.  she thinks it's nothing but sex, drugs, and rock & roll.	Shit, that's what keeps people alive.
fucked up chromosomes, man.  think about it.  their parents all dropped acid in the sixties.	It beats Dr. Simm's theory.  She thinks it's nothing but sex, drugs, and rock & roll.
don't hold back on us, max.  we need all the help we can get.	Fucked up chromosomes, man.  Think about it.  Their parents all dropped acid in the Sixties.
say listen, doc.  i got a new theory about all these suicides.	Don't hold back on us, Max.  We need all the help we can get.
nothing like a little cheery news to start the day.	Say listen, Doc.  I got a new theory about all these suicides.
crossed over?	But I couldn't go until I told you how sorry I am for all the things I've done.
it's over.  it's over.	Nancy...
i lost too much over this already.  i'm through with it.	People are still dying.  After all this time.  Stop running away from it.  Daddy, please...don't make me beg.  You owe me.
i think we can stop him this time. stop him for good.  but we need to know where the bones were hidden.	I lost too much over this already.  I'm through with it.
fred krueger's dead.  you always had a little trouble understanding that, princess.	You know what he did.  He's doing it again.
that's not true.  you're the one who's trying to forget.	Fred Krueger's dead.  You always had a little trouble understanding that, Princess.
yeah, but here you are.  how'd i get so lucky?  i thought you were trying to forget i was alive.	That's not true.  You're the one who's trying to forget.
it's been a long time.	Yeah, but here you are.  How'd I get so lucky?  I thought you were trying to forget I was alive.
well, if it isn't my little girl... come to visit her daddy.	It's been a long time.
neil, it's no use.  you saw how he is.	Just go.  Kristen needs you.  Keep her awake somehow.  Do it.
oh christ.  simms put kristen in the quiet room for the night.  they sedated her.	No...
nancy...	I'll be okay.  Just give me a minute.
who would know where they were hidden?	There's only one man...and its time for him to talk.
they burned him to death in his boiler room, but they were smart enough to hide the remains.	Who would know where they were hidden?
the question is, what happened to freddy's body?	They burned him to death in his boiler room, but they were smart enough to hide the remains.
all right.  whoever she is, i'll admit she seems to know more about krueger than i do.	The question is, what happened to Freddy's body?
i've heard crazier things this week.	All right.  Whoever she is, I'll admit she seems to know more about Krueger than I do.
assuming your mysterious nun in right.	I've heard crazier things this week.
bullshit.  getting yourself killed won't do the kids any good.  besides, we do have a choice.	Assuming your mysterious nun in right.
don't you think i know that?  i don't have any choice.	Bullshit.  Getting yourself killed won't do the kids any good.  Besides, we do have a choice.
you're not going in.  that's exactly what he wants.  as long as you're on hypnocyl, it's the only way he can get to you.	Don't you think I know that?  I don't have any choice.
what are we going to do?	There's nothing we can do.  It's out of our hands.
take it slowly.  remember, this is a dream. anything is possible.	Anything?
we made it.  neil, we made it!	This isn't possible.  And even if it is...what the hell am I doing here?  Did you drag me in here too?
we can try again.	Everybody take five.
take us there, kristen.	Breathe deeply and relax...starting with your toes, relax everything until there's no tension left in your bodies.  None at all.  Keep following the pendulum...
okay, we're going to try a little group hypnosis.	Take us there, Kristen.
remember -- open mind.	Okay, we're going to try a little group hypnosis.
you sound like peter pan.	Remember -- open mind.
only if you're willing to put aside everything you've learned and trust me. can you do that?	I can do that.
try me.	Only if you're willing to put aside everything you've learned and trust me. Can you do that?
the truth.	Try me.
for what?	The truth.
then maybe you're ready.	For what?
i'm running out of answers. a patient sleepwalks out of a security ward up to a tower with no access.  a girl, alone in a room, dies by jumping six feet straight up into a television set. nothing makes sense anymore.	Then maybe you're ready.
stop blaming yourself.	I'm running out of answers. A patient sleepwalks out of a security ward up to a tower with no access.  A girl, alone in a room, dies by jumping six feet straight up into a television set. Nothing makes sense anymore.
doesn't matter.	C'mon.  Let's get out of this rain.
to who?	Doesn't matter.
do you think we can get the hypnocyl in by tomorrow?	We're gonna try.
i can't believe i just did that.	Do you think we can get the Hypnocyl in by tomorrow?
do you?  you told me they're survivors...and they are.  but how much longer they survive is up to us.	I'm sorry, Nancy.  The answer is no.
so do i.	Do you?  You told me they're survivors...and they are.  But how much longer they survive is up to us.
i used to be like them, neil.  i know what they're going through.	So do I.
dream deprivation is nothing to fool around with.  you have no business taking it yourself.	I used to be like them, Neil.  I know what they're going through.
just until we get things under control.	Dream deprivation is nothing to fool around with.  you have no business taking it yourself.
you want me to prescribe an experimental psychoactive drug to a bunch of suicidal teenagers?	Just until we get things under control.
that's right.	You want me to prescribe an experimental psychoactive drug to a bunch of suicidal teenagers?
with hypnocyl?	That's right.
all right.  then let's eliminate the symptom for the time being.	With Hypnocyl?
the nightmares are nothing but a symptom of their real problems.	All right.  Then let's eliminate the symptom for the time being.
that's what i know.	The nightmares are nothing but a symptom of their real problems.
that's a new one.  is that what they're teaching now at stanford?	That's what I know.
what if i told you your patients are in real physical danger from their dreams?	That's a new one.  Is that what they're teaching now at Stanford?
okay...i believe in different levels of conciousness, that sort of thing...but if you're into ufo's or atlantis, you've lost me.	What if I told you your patients are in real physical danger from their dreams?
i'm serious.	Okay...I believe in different levels of conciousness, that sort of thing...but if you're into UFO's or Atlantis, you've lost me.
i've been to pittsburgh.  does that count?	I'm serious.
it was.  neil, do you believe in other realities?	I've been to Pittsburgh.  Does that count?
sounds like a rough time.	It was.  Neil, do you believe in other realities?
my father an i...well, the family just seemed to fall apart.	Sounds like a rough time.
sorry.	My father an I...well, the family just seemed to fall apart.
my mother's dead.  died in her sleep.	Sorry.
most authentic mexican food in springwood, which isn't saying much.  your parents still live around here?	My mother's dead.  Died in her sleep.
must have opened while i was away at school.	Most authentic Mexican food in Springwood, which isn't saying much.  your parents still live around here?
never been here before?	Must have opened while I was away at school.
this is nice.	Never been here before?
yes, tell us, nancy.	All I can say is this isn't something that's just going to disappear.  you're all going to have to face it.  Fight it. And if you're willing to work together... wiling to stand up to your deepest fears...I think we can beat it.
didn't get much sleep.	Well, we've got --
you're late.	Didn't get much sleep.
only if you call me neil.  what was that nursery rhyme all about?	Just something children sing...to keep the boogeyman away.
call me nancy.	Only if you call me Neil.  What was that nursery rhyme all about?
ms. thompson.	Call me Nancy.
call it a passion.  i've got to get going.	Make sure to check in with Max, he'll give you the 25 cent tour.
so i've been told.  practically an obsession of your.	Call it a passion.  I've got to get going.
i've had some experience with pattern nightmares.	So I've been told.  Practically an obsession of your.
what's that supposed to mean?	I've had some experience with pattern nightmares.
i wouldn't be so sure they haven't.	What's that supposed to mean?
ever work with vets?  these kids act like they've got d.s.s. -- delayed stress syndrome. if i didn't know better, i'd swear they'd seen heavy combat.	I wouldn't be so sure they haven't.
oh god.	Ever work with vets?  These kids act like they've got D.S.S. -- Delayed Stress Syndrome. If I didn't know better, I'd swear they'd seen heavy combat.
we lost a kid about a month ago to fairview.  i don't know where he got the razor...but he cut off his own eyelids to stay awake.	Oh God.
anything?	We lost a kid about a month ago to Fairview.  I don't know where he got the razor...but he cut off his own eyelids to stay awake.
right.  they seem to share a group delusion,  a "boogeyman" for lack of a better word.  they're so traumatized, they'll do anything not to sleep.	Anything?
but nightmares are the common thread?	Right.  They seem to share a group delusion,  a "boogeyman" for lack of a better word.  They're so traumatized, they'll do anything not to sleep.
you'll get to meet them all tomorrow. they're...survivors.  in a way.  all severely sleep disordered.  insomnia, narcolepsy, bedwetting...	But nightmares are the common thread?
tell me about the kids.	You'll get to meet them all tomorrow. They're...survivors.  In a way.  All severely sleep disordered.  Insomnia, narcolepsy, bedwetting...
what about kristen?	We can't get to her.  I've tried.
okay, straight talk only in here.	What about Kristen?
what'd you do, take the scenic route?	Sshhh.  No time for that.  Come on.
who is he?	Freddy Krueger.  He was a child murderer before he died.  After he died, he became ...something worse.  Six years ago Freddy killed my friends. He almost killed me.  I thought I got rid of him -- but I guess he was too strong.
your dreams?	Hey, everybody has bad dreams.
i'm taryn white.  i only came here because it was a better deal than juvie hall.  also, i guess 'cause i'm going through some very stange shit.	Your dreams?
that's precisely what they need.  some uninterrupted rem sleep to release all this negative energy.	Neil, please --
you can't!  they'll be defenseless against their dreams.	That's precisely what they need.  Some uninterrupted REM sleep to release all this negative energy.
we'll begin sedation tonight.  starting with him.	You can't!  They'll be defenseless against their dreams.
and what are they?	The by-product of guilt.  Psychological scars steaming from moral conflicts and overt sexuality.
and you won't make any progress until you can recognize your dreams for what they are.	And what are they?
somebody else is out here.	No.  We're alone.
listen.	Somebody else is out here.
what?	Listen.
what was that?	What?
what are you talking about?	You're about to attend a funeral.  One that's long overdue.
we've got work to do.	What are you talking about?
how do we get in?	They used to keep a spare key.
in there.  charlie penny owns the place. we knew no one would ever find it.  i'm not even sure i can find it again.	How do we get in?
you said something before...about laying him to rest...?	You must find the remains...and bury them in hallowed ground.
the bastard son of a hundred maniacs. some say he was murdered, though no body was ever found.	You said something before...about laying him to rest...?
freddy.	The bastard son of a hundred maniacs. Some say he was murdered, though no body was ever found.
that girl was amanda krueger.  her child --	Freddy.
my god.	That girl was Amanda Krueger.  Her child --
a young girl on the staff was accidentally locked in here over the holidays.  the inmates managed to keep her hidden for days.  she was raped...hundreds of times. when they found her, she was barely alive...and with child.	My God.
the whole facility was shut down in the forties, wasn't it?  some kind of scandal...	A young girl on the staff was accidentally locked in here over the holidays.  The inmates managed to keep her hidden for days.  She was raped...hundreds of times. When they found her, she was barely alive...and with child.
purgatory...fashioned by the hands of men.  twisted, lost souls, the worst of the criminally insane, were locked away in here like animals.	The whole facility was shut down in the Forties, wasn't it?  Some kind of scandal...
this wing's been closed for years.  what was this place?	Purgatory...fashioned by the hands of men.  Twisted, lost souls, the worst of the criminally insane, were locked away in here like animals.
only one thing can save the children. the unquiet spirit must be laid to rest.  it is an abomination to god and man.	I beg your pardon?
i could've saved them.	Only one thing can save the children. The unquiet spirit must be laid to rest.  It is an abomination to God and Man.
i come from time to time.  when i'm needed.	I could've saved them.
you do volunteer work at the hospital?	I come from time to time.  When I'm needed.
mary helena.	You do volunteer work at the hospital?
there are times when it doesn't offer much comfort.  i've seen you before.  sister...?	Mary Helena.
a sad choice.	There are times when it doesn't offer much comfort.  I've seen you before.  Sister...?
science...i suppose.	A sad choice.
for god's sake, elizabeth...just try to help the kids, will you?  listen to them.	Of course.
i'm sorry, neil.  you brought this on yourself.	For God's sake, Elizabeth...just try to help the kids, will you?  Listen to them.
i won't allow it.	I'll go straight to Carver if I have to.  He'll either back me up or accept my resignation.
nothing.  they're my patients.  it's my decision.  i want the dreams stopped until we get some answers.	I won't allow it.
i know what it is.  i just can't believe what i'm hearing.  what has she talked you into?	Nothing.  They're my patients.  It's my decision.  I want the dreams stopped until we get some answers.
elizabeth, i'm prescribing hypnocyl.  it's a dream suppressant.	I know what it is.  I just can't believe what I'm hearing.  What has she talked you into?
that's enough, kincaid.	There will be no repeat occurences of last night's events.  From now on, your doors will be locked during sleeping hours.  We'll begin a policy of evening sedation.  For everybody.
okay, group's in session.  straight talk only in this room.	Today I'd like to start by getting us acquainted with our new staff member, Nancy Thompson.  Let's make her feel welcome.
she's been doing ground-breaking research on pattern nightmares.	Elizabeth, we don't need any outside help.  I know these kids.  I don't want some hot-shot taking chances with them just so she can get published.
frankly, i don't understand why some grad school superstar is being treated like a seasoned pro.	She's been doing ground-breaking research on pattern nightmares.
what did you think?	Frankly, I don't understand why some grad school superstar is being treated like a seasoned pro.
if he continues having these outbursts, i'll have to have him isolated permanently.	Don't worry, it won't come to that.
cooling down.	If he continues having these outbursts, I'll have to have him isolated permanently.
how is he?	Cooling down.
i'm in.	Me too.
we're here.	Where...here?
mom and dad?  that's...crazy.  they never said...	Oh sure.  That's just the sorta thing parents tell their kids:  "Goodnight honey.  Don't forget ot say your prayers. Oh, by the way, your father and I torched some maniac last night."
why is he after us?	Yeah?  What did we ever do?
good.  you conquer the demon, but your horse is sinking in the bog.  what do you do?	I go to bed and get a new horse in the morning.
in the name of elric, prince of elves, demon begone.	Good.  You conquer the demon, but your horse is sinking in the bog.  What do you do?
c'mon.	In the name of Elric, Prince of Elves, demon begone.
this is stupid.	C'mon.
doesn't count.  you gotta say the words.	This is stupid.
uh, fourteen.	Doesn't count.  You gotta say the words.
okay, you're attacked by the bog demon. go ahead.	Uh, fourteen.
i'm will stanton, and um...i've had a little accident, as you can see.	Accident my ass.  I thought this was supposed to be straight talk in here.
lovely to meet you.	And you.  I'll wait till you've gone before I tell him you're a vegetarian.
i'm a vegetarian.	Oh God.
what do you think of the guinea fowl?	I'm a vegetarian.
i wonder if you could tell me where the...?	Oh, it's just down the corridor on the right.
hi.	Hi.  Good Lord -- you're the spitting image of...
no!	Night, night, Honey.
now you're lying.	You're right.  I told you I was bad at acting.
and may i say that's a gorgeous tie.	Now you're lying.
i'm delighted.	And may I say that's a gorgeous tie.
that was such a great evening.	I'm delighted.
i'm sorry?  you think you deserve the brownie?	Well... a shot at it.
wait a minute.  what about me?	I'm sorry?  You think you deserve the brownie?
who was that rather difficult chap you were talking to on the way up?	Oh... no one... no one.  Just some... guy from the past.  I don't know what he's doing here.  Bit of an awkward situation.
and then i... right.	Who was that rather difficult chap you were talking to on the way up?
'tomorrow will be soon enough.'	And then I... right.
so i ask you when you're going to tell everyone, and you say...?	'Tomorrow will be soon enough.'
i said i'm not listening -- and i think, looking at something that firm, you and your droopy little excuse for an 'arse' would be well-advised to keep quiet.	So I ask you when you're going to tell everyone, and you say...?
no, but seriously -- it's not fair -- so many tragic young teenagers with anorexia -- and that girl has an arse she could perfectly well share round with at least ten other women -- and still be beg-bottomed.	I said I'm not listening -- and I think, looking at something that firm, you and your droopy little excuse for an 'arse' would be well-advised to keep quiet.
i'm not listening.	No, but seriously -- it's not fair -- so many tragic young teenagers with anorexia -- and that girl has an arse she could perfectly well share round with at least ten other women -- and still be beg-bottomed.
god, that's an enormous arse.	I'm not listening.
oh, stop showing off.	God, that's an enormous arse.
we have to.  i've got to be in new york on thursday.	Oh, stop showing off.
we are living in cloudcuckooland -- we'll never get this done today.	We have to.  I've got to be in New York on Thursday.
fifteen million dollars.	Right.  Right.  So that's... fairly good.  On the high side... have you tried the nuts?
oh splendid.  well done.  how's the pay in movies?  i mean, last film you did, what did you get paid?	Fifteen million dollars.
films mainly.	Oh splendid.  Well done.  How's the pay in movies?  I mean, last film you did, what did you get paid?
i see friends from university -- clever chaps -- been in the business longer than you -- they're scraping by on seven, eight thousand a year. it's no life.  what sort of acting do you do?	Films mainly.
well, they can be.	I see friends from university -- clever chaps -- been in the business longer than you -- they're scraping by on seven, eight thousand a year. It's no life.  What sort of acting do you do?
splendid.  i'm actually in the stock- market, so not really similar fields, though i have done some amateur stuff -- p.g. wodehouse, you know -- farce, all that.  'ooh -- careful there, vicar.'  always imagined it's a pretty tough job, though, acting. i mean the wages are a scandal, aren't they?	Well, they can be.
i'm an actress.	Splendid.  I'm actually in the stock- market, so not really similar fields, though I have done some amateur stuff -- P.G. Wodehouse, you know -- farce, all that.  'Ooh -- careful there, vicar.'  Always imagined it's a pretty tough job, though, acting. I mean the wages are a scandal, aren't they?
so tell me anna -- what do you do?	I'm an actress.
yes, i'm pretty sure i would.	That's very good news.  The readers of 'Horse and Hound' will be absolutely delighted.
i hoped there might be -- but no, i'm assured there aren't.	And what would you say...
i live in notting hill.  you live in beverly hills.  everyone in the world knows who you are.  my mother has trouble remembering my name.	Okay.  Fine.  Fine.  Good decision.
i see.  that reality is a real 'no,' isn't it?	I live in Notting Hill.  You live in Beverly Hills.  Everyone in the world knows who you are.  My mother has trouble remembering my name.
... with you, i'm in real danger.  it took like a perfect situation, apart from that foul temper of yours -- but my relatively inexperienced heart would, i fear, not recover if i was once again ... cast aside, which i would absolutely expect to be.  there are too many pictures of you everywhere, too many films.  you'd go and i'd be... well, buggered, basically.	I see.  That reality is a real 'no,' isn't it?
the truth is...	... with you, I'm in real danger.  It took like a perfect situation, apart from that foul temper of yours -- but my relatively inexperienced heart would, I fear, not recover if I was once again ... cast aside, which I would absolutely expect to be.  There are too many pictures of you everywhere, too many films.  You'd go and I'd be... well, buggered, basically.
... yes, that's fine.  of course.  i... you know... of course... i'll just... be getting along then... nice to see you.	The truth is...
... can i just say 'no' to your kind request and leave it at that?	... Yes, that's fine.  Of course.  I... you know... of course... I'll just... be getting along then... nice to see you.
sorry about that.	That's fine.  There's always a pause when the jury goes out to consider its verdict.
but yesterday... that actor asked you who i was... and you just dismissed me out of hand... i heard -- you had a microphone... i had headphones.	You expect me to tell the truth about my life to the most indiscreet man in England?
yes.  the thing is... i have to go away today but i wondered, if i didn't, whether you might let me see you a bit... or, a lot maybe... see if you could... like me again.	But yesterday... that actor asked you who I was... and you just dismissed me out of hand... I heard -- you had a microphone... I had headphones.
you were saying...	Yes.  The thing is... I have to go away today but I wondered, if I didn't, whether you might let me see you a bit... or, a lot maybe... see if you could... like me again.
i actually had it in my apartment in new york and just thought you'd... but, when it came to it, i didn't know how to call you... having behaved so... badly, twice.  so it's been just sitting in the hotel.  but then... you came, so i figured... the thing is... the thing is ...	What's the thing?
okay -- well, thank you.  i don't know what it's for.  but thank you anyway.	I actually had it in my apartment in New York and just thought you'd... but, when it came to it, I didn't know how to call you... having behaved so... badly, twice.  So it's been just sitting in the hotel.  But then... you came, so I figured... the thing is... the thing is ...
no, don't open it yet -- i'll be embarrassed.	Okay -- well, thank you.  I don't know what it's for.  But thank you anyway.
thank you.  shall i...	No, don't open it yet -- I'll be embarrassed.
i thought i'd give it to you.	Thank you.  Shall I...
oh no.  it's all nonsense, believe me. i had no idea how much nonsense it all was -- but nonsense it all is...  well, yesterday was our last day filming and so i'm just off -- but i brought you this from home, and...	I thought I'd give it to you.
fine.  everything much the same.  when they change the law spike and i will marry immediately.  whereas you... i've watched in wonder.  awards, glory ...	Oh no.  It's all nonsense, believe me. I had no idea how much nonsense it all was -- but nonsense it all is...  Well, yesterday was our last day filming and so I'm just off -- but I brought you this from home, and...
well... how have you been?	Fine.  Everything much the same.  When they change the law Spike and I will marry immediately.  Whereas you... I've watched in wonder.  Awards, glory ...
yes -- i'm sorry -- i had to leave... i didn't want to disturb you.	Well... how have you been?
you disappeared.	Yes -- I'm sorry -- I had to leave... I didn't want to disturb you.
hello.	You disappeared.
hi.	Hello.
okay.	Drink tea -- there's lots of tea.
but... wait... there are things to say.	Okay.
absolutely -- you're clearly very busy.	But... wait... there are things to say.
it's not going very well -- and it's our last day.	Absolutely -- you're clearly very busy.
i only found out you were here yesterday.	I was going to ring... but... I didn't think you'd want to...
this is certainly... ah...	I only found out you were here yesterday.
well, you know -- it's just one day. today's papers will all have been thrown away tomorrow.	You really don't get it.  This story gets filed.  Every time anyone writes anything about me -- they'll dig up these photos.  Newspapers last forever. I'll regret this forever.
excuse me?	Well, you know -- it's just one day. Today's papers will all have been thrown away tomorrow.
i mean -- today's newspapers will be lining tomorrow's waste paper bins.	Excuse me?
you're right: of course, you're right. it's just that i've dealt with this garbage for ten years now -- you've had it for ten minutes.  our perspectives are different.	I mean -- today's newspapers will be lining tomorrow's waste paper bins.
and remember -- spike owes you an expensive dinner.  or holiday -- depending if he's got the brains to get the going rate on betrayal.	That's not true.  And wait a minute... this is crazy behavior.  Can't we just laugh about this?  Seriously -- in the huge sweep of things, this stuff doesn't matter.
now stop.  stop.  i beg you -- calm down. have a cup of tea.	I don't want a goddamn cup of tea.  I want to go home.
who knows, it may even help business. buy a boring book about egypt from the guy who screwed anna scott.	Now stop.  Stop.  I beg you -- calm down. Have a cup of tea.
that's spectacularly unfair.	Who knows, it may even help business. Buy a boring book about Egypt from the guy who screwed Anna Scott.
you can stay calm -- it's the perfect situation for you -- minimum input, maximum publicity.  everyone you ever bump into will know.  'well done you -- you slept with that actress -- we've seen the pictures.'	That's spectacularly unfair.
i know, i know -- but... just -- let's stay calm...	You can stay calm -- it's the perfect situation for you -- minimum input, maximum publicity.  Everyone you ever bump into will know.  'Well done you -- you slept with that actress -- we've seen the pictures.'
as far as they're concerned i do.  and now tomorrow there'll be pictures of you in every newspapers from here to timbuktu.	I know, I know -- but... just -- let's stay calm...
you do?	As far as they're concerned I do.  And now tomorrow there'll be pictures of you in every newspapers from here to Timbuktu.
this is such a mess.  i come to you to protect myself against more crappy gossip and now i'm landed in it all over again.  for god's sake, i've got a boyfriend.	You do?
that's not true.	Really?  The entire British press just woke up this morning and thought 'Hey -- I know where Anna Scott is.  She's in that house with the blue door in Notting Hill.'  And then you go out in your goddamn underwear.
i do.  your furry friend thought he'd make a buck or two telling the papers where i was.	That's not true.
i don't know what happened.	I do.  Your furry friend thought he'd make a buck or two telling the papers where I was.
how do you think i'm doing?	I don't know what happened.
how are you doing?	How do you think I'm doing?
undressed like this, yes.	Jesus.
oh my god.  and they got a photo of you dressed like that?	Undressed like this, yes.
what?	Don't ask.
stay forever.	Damn, I forgot the jam.
can i stay a bit longer?	Stay forever.
you're lovelier this morning than you have ever been.	Oh.
her most famous part -- men went to bed with the dream -- and they didn't like it when they woke up with the reality -- do you feel that way with me?	You're lovelier this morning than you have ever been.
who was gilda?	Her most famous part -- men went to bed with the dream -- and they didn't like it when they woke up with the reality -- do you feel that way with me?
rita hayworth used to say -- 'they go to bed with gilda -- they wake up with me.' do you feel that?	Who was Gilda?
but... they're odd-looking.  they're for milk.  your mum's got them.  you must have seen a thousand of them -- what's the fuss about?	Actually, I can't think really -- let me just have a quick look...
more than that actually, when you think about it.  you know, meatloaf has a very nice pair...	But... they're odd-looking.  They're for milk.  Your mum's got them.  You must have seen a thousand of them -- what's the fuss about?
no seriously.  i mean, they're just breasts.  every second person in the world has got them...	More than that actually, when you think about it.  You know, Meatloaf has a very nice pair...
well...	No seriously.  I mean, they're just breasts.  Every second person in the world has got them...
what is it about men and nudity? particularly breasts -- how can you be so interested in them?	Well...
oh god yes -- i'm sorry.	What is it about men and nudity? Particularly breasts -- how can you be so interested in them?
you and every person in this country.	Oh God yes -- I'm sorry.
it still strikes me as, well, surreal, that i'm allowed to see you naked.	You and every person in this country.
wow.	What?
no! no.  wait.  i... thought you were someone else.  i thought you were spike. i'm delighted you're not.	Wow.
okay.	No! No.  Wait.  I... thought you were someone else.  I thought you were Spike. I'm delighted you're not.
oh please sod off.	Okay.
well, thank you.  anyway -- time for bed.  or... sofa-bed.	Right.
today has ben a good day.  which under the circumstances is... unexpected.	Well, thank you.  Anyway -- time for bed.  Or... sofa-bed.
both.	Today has ben a good day.  Which under the circumstances is... unexpected.
the ice cream or mel gibson's bottom?	Both.
actually, mel does his own ass work. why wouldn't he?  it's delicious.	The ice cream or Mel Gibson's bottom?
it's one hell of a job.  what do you put on your passport?  profession -- mel gibson's bottom.	Actually, Mel does his own ass work. Why wouldn't he?  It's delicious.
definitely.  ths is important stuff.	It's one hell of a job.  What do you put on your passport?  Profession -- Mel Gibson's bottom.
would you be tempted to go for a slightly better bottom than your own?	Definitely.  Ths is important stuff.
i could have a stunt bottom, yes.	Would you be tempted to go for a slightly better bottom than your own?
you have a stunt bottom?	I could have a stunt bottom, yes.
definitely.  'you may show the dent at the top of the artist's buttocks -- but neither cheek.  in the event of a stunt person being used, the artist must have full consultation.'	You have a stunt bottom?
you actually have clauses in your contact about nudity?	Definitely.  'You may show the dent at the top of the artist's buttocks -- but neither cheek.  In the event of a stunt person being used, the artist must have full consultation.'
the thing that's so irritating is that now i'm so totally fierce when it comes to nudity clauses.	You actually have clauses in your contact about nudity?
big feet -- large shoes.	The thing that's so irritating is that now I'm so totally fierce when it comes to nudity clauses.
no.  what's that?	Big feet -- large shoes.
you know what they say about men with big feet?	No.  What's that?
yes.  always have had.	You know what they say about men with big feet?
you've got big feet.	Yes.  Always have had.
with a goat playing a violin.	Yes -- happiness wouldn't be happiness without a violin-playing goat.
i do.  it feels like how being in love should be.  floating through a dark blue sky.	With a goat playing a violin.
you like chagall?	I do.  It feels like how being in love should be.  Floating through a dark blue sky.
yes -- i mean -- you never get anyone in 'wings of a dove' having the nerve to say 'inform the pentagon that we need black star cover.'	And I think the book is the poorer for it.
i'm sure you'd be great in henry james. but, you know -- this writer's pretty damn good too.	Yes -- I mean -- you never get anyone in 'Wings of a Dove' having the nerve to say 'inform the Pentagon that we need black star cover.'
you think i should do henry james instead?	I'm sure you'd be great in Henry James. But, you know -- this writer's pretty damn good too.
gripping.  it's not jane austen, it's not henry james, but it's gripping.	You think I should do Henry James instead?
what do you think?	Gripping.  It's not Jane Austen, it's not Henry James, but it's gripping.
brilliant.  word perfect i'd say.	What do you think?
well, get a message through to him too.	Brilliant.  Word perfect I'd say.
yup.	Well, get a message through to him too.
my son's name is johnny?	Yup.
'certainly.  and little johnny?'	My son's name is Johnny?
'cartwright, wainwright, whatever your name is, i promised little jimmy i'd be home for his birthday -- could you get a message through that i may be a little late.'	'Certainly.  And little Johnny?'
cartwright.	'Cartwright, Wainwright, whatever your name is, I promised little Jimmy I'd be home for his birthday -- could you get a message through that I may be a little late.'
damn.  'and wainwright...'	Cartwright.
eleven.	Damn.  'And Wainwright...'
'thank you.'  how many mistake did i make?	Eleven.
'very well, captain -- i'll pass that on straightaway.'	'Thank you.'  How many mistake did I make?
'no, turn over 4 trs's and tell them we need radar feedback before the kft's return at 19 hundred -- then inform the pentagon that we'll be needing black star cover from ten hundred through 12.15' -- and don't you dare say one word about how many mistakes i made in that speech or i'll pelt you with olives.	'Very well, captain -- I'll pass that on straightaway.'
'message from command.  would you like them to send in the hks?'	'No, turn over 4 TRS's and tell them we need radar feedback before the KFT's return at 19 hundred -- then inform the Pentagon that we'll be needing black star cover from ten hundred through 12.15' -- and don't you dare say one word about how many mistakes I made in that speech or I'll pelt you with olives.
well done you.	'Message from command.  Would you like them to send in the HKs?'
i'm a difficult but brilliant junior officer who in about twenty minutes will save the world from nuclear disaster.	Well done you.
hand it over.  basic plot?	I'm a difficult but brilliant junior officer who in about twenty minutes will save the world from nuclear disaster.
would you?  it's all talk, talk, talk.	Hand it over.  Basic plot?
would you like me to take you through your lines?	Would you?  It's all talk, talk, talk.
yes -- start in l.a. on tuesday.	Would you like me to take you through your lines?
i appreciate that absolutely.  is that the film you're doing?	Yes -- start in L.A. on Tuesday.
just anytime i've tried to keep things normal with anyone normal -- it's been a disaster.	I appreciate that absolutely.  Is that the film you're doing?
oh no no -- no.	Just anytime I've tried to keep things normal with anyone normal -- it's been a disaster.
i have thought about you.	Oh no no -- no.
well, there's a question -- without an interesting answer.	I have thought about you.
i don't know.  it got to the point where i couldn't remember any of the reasons i loved him.  and you... and love?	Well, there's a question -- without an interesting answer.
no, that's fine.  it's not often one has the opportunity to adios the plates of a major hollywood star.  it was a thrill for me.  how is he?	I don't know.  It got to the point where I couldn't remember any of the reasons I loved him.  And you... and love?
i'm really sorry about last time.  he just flew in -- i had no idea -- in fact, i had no idea if he'd ever fly in again.	No, that's fine.  It's not often one has the opportunity to adios the plates of a major Hollywood star.  It was a thrill for me.  How is he?
don't think about it.  we'll sort it out.  now what would you like -- tea ... bath...?	A bath would be great.
these are such horrible pictures. they're so grainy... they make me look like...	Don't think about it.  We'll sort it out.  Now what would you like -- tea ... bath...?
thank you.  i'm just in london for two days -- but, with your papers, it's the worse place to be.	These are such horrible pictures. They're so grainy... they make me look like...
this is the place.	Thank you.  I'm just in London for two days -- but, with your papers, it's the worse place to be.
i don't know where to go.  the hotel is surrounded.	This is the place.
hi.  can i come in?	Come in.
i'm sorry... i don't know what to say.	I think goodbye is traditional.
-- this is a fairly strange reality to be faced with.  to be honest, i don't realize...	I'm sorry... I don't know what to say.
because my boyfriend, who i thought was in america, is in fact in the next room.	Your boyfriend?
why?	Because my boyfriend, who I thought was in America, is in fact in the next room.
you've got to go.	Why?
to be able to do that is such a wonderful thing.	You've got to go.
there seem to be lots of reasons why i shouldn't.	There are lots of reasons.  Do you want to come up?
here we are.  do you want to come up?	There seem to be lots of reasons why I shouldn't.
i don't know either.	Here we are.  Do you want to come up?
i don't know, i'm afraid.	I don't know either.
i'm rash and i'm stupid and what am i doing with you?	I don't know, I'm afraid.
no, you were brilliant	I'm rash and I'm stupid and what am I doing with you?
i shouldn't have done that.  i shouldn't have done that.	No, you were brilliant
i'm sorry.	No, that's fine.  I love that you tried... time was I'd have done the same.
she saw through me.	Uh-oh.  That's not good.
why?	She saw through me.
she left me.	Why?
so who left who?	She left me.
it's a disease i've got -- it's a clinical thing.  i'm taking pills and having injections -- it won't last long.	Step aside.
there's no 'unless.'  no one has said "whoopsidaisies" for fifty years and even then it was only little girls with blonde ringlets.	Exactly.  Here we go again.
i don't think so.  no one has said 'whoopsidaisies,' do they -- i mean unless they're...	There's no 'unless.'  No one has said "whoopsidaisies" for fifty years and even then it was only little girls with blonde ringlets.
you said 'whoopsidaisies.'	I don't think so.  No one has said 'whoopsidaisies,' do they -- I mean unless they're...
no, i didn't.	You said 'whoopsidaisies.'
yes, you did.	No, I didn't.
nothing.	Yes, you did.
what did you say?	Nothing.
whoopsidaisies.	What did you say?
you abide by rules like that?	Ahm...
ah no -- that's the point -- they're private villages -- only the people who live round the edges are allowed in.	You abide by rules like that?
let's go in.	Ah no -- that's the point -- they're private villages -- only the people who live round the edges are allowed in.
gardens.  all these streets round here have these mysterious communal gardens in the middle of them. they're like little villages.	Let's go in.
i thought you were leaving.	I was.
busy tomorrow?	I thought you were leaving.
that's fine.	Busy tomorrow?
too complicated.	That's fine.
and the pregnancy thing -- is that to do with the accident?	You know, I'm not sure.  I don't think they'd tried for kids before, as fate would have it.
it was an accident -- about eighteen months ago.	And the pregnancy thing -- is that to do with the accident?
why is she in a wheelchair?	It was an accident -- about eighteen months ago.
it's the hair!  it's to do with the hair.	Why is she in a wheelchair?
floppy, huh?	It's the hair!  It's to do with the hair.
you'll have to prove it.  this is a great brownie and i'm going to fight for it.  state your claim.	Well, I've been on a diet since I was nineteen, which means basically I've been hungry for a decade.  I've had a sequence of not nice boyfriends -- one of whom hit me: and every time my heart gets broken it gets splashed across the newspapers as entertainment. Meantime, it cost millions to get me looking like this...
okay.	Okay.
i'm sure it's all right.  my friend max is cooking and he's acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world, but you know, you could hide the food in your handbag or something.	Okay.
if that's all right.	I'm sure it's all right.  My friend Max is cooking and he's acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world, but you know, you could hide the food in your handbag or something.
you'll be my date at my little sister's birthday party?	If that's all right.
no, i mean, if it's fine with you, i'll, you know, be your date.	You'll be my date at my little sister's birthday party?
but no, i'm sure i can get out of it.	No, I mean, if it's fine with you, I'll, you know, be your date.
okay -- fine.	But no, I'm sure I can get out of it.
oh well, great.  perfect.  oh no -- shittity brickitty -- it's my sister's birthday -- shit -- we're meant to be having dinner.	Okay -- fine.
ahm.  that thing i was doing tonight -- i'm not doing it any more.  i told them i had to spend the evening with britain's premier equestrian journalist.	Oh well, great.  Perfect.  Oh no -- shittity brickitty -- it's my sister's birthday -- shit -- we're meant to be having dinner.
well, it was nice to meet you. surreal but nice.	Thank you.  You are 'Horse and Hound's' favorite actress.  You and Black Beauty.  Tied.
yes.	Well, it was nice to meet you. Surreal but nice.
are you busy tonight?	Yes.
i'm just a complete moron.  sorry. this is the sort of thing that happens in dreams -- not in real life.  good dreams, obviously -- it's a dream to see you.	And what happens next in the dream?
no, it's my fault, i thought this would all be over by now.  i just wanted to sort of apologize for the kissing thing.  i seriously don't know what got in to me.  i just wanted to make sure you were fine about it.	Absolutely fine about it.
i'm sorry -- i arrived outside -- they thrust this thing into my hand -- i didn't know what to do.	No, it's my fault, I thought this would all be over by now.  I just wanted to sort of apologize for the kissing thing.  I seriously don't know what got in to me.  I just wanted to make sure you were fine about it.
obviously.  very difficult.	I'm sorry -- I arrived outside -- they thrust this thing into my hand -- I didn't know what to do.
ahm -- well -- we would have liked to -- but it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.	Obviously.  Very difficult.
right.  ahm... the film's great... and i just wondered -- whether you ever thought of having more... horses in it?	Ahm -- well -- we would have liked to -- but it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.
sorry about not ringing back.  the whole two-names concept was totally too much for my flatman's pea-sized intellect.	No, it's a stupid privacy thing.  I always choose a cartoon character -- last time out, I was Mrs. Bambi.
hello.	I brought these, but clearly...
hi.	Hello.
yeh -- unfortunately, things are going to be pretty busy, but... okay, let's give it a try.  four o'clock could be good.	Right.  Great.  Classic.  Classic.
perhaps i could drop round for tea or something?	Yeh -- unfortunately, things are going to be pretty busy, but... okay, let's give it a try.  Four o'clock could be good.
oh -- okay.	Perhaps I could drop round for tea or something?
no, i've never played anything cool in my entire life.  spike, who i'll stab to death later, never gave me the message.	Oh -- Okay.
you played it pretty cool here, waiting for three days to call.	No, I've never played anything cool in my entire life.  Spike, who I'll stab to death later, never gave me the message.
oh hi.  it's william thacker.  we, ahm i work in a bookshop.	You played it pretty cool here, waiting for three days to call.
hi.	Oh hi.  It's William Thacker.  We, ahm I work in a bookshop.
hello.  hi.  hi.	Hi.
right.  no one.  i mean, i'll tell myself sometimes but... don't worry -- i won't believe it.	Bye.
probably best not tell anyone about this.	Right.  No one.  I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes but... don't worry -- I won't believe it.
i apologize for the 'surreal but nice' comment.  disaster...	Don't worry about it.  I thought the apricot and honey business was the real lowpoint.
thanks.  well...	I apologize for the 'surreal but nice' comment.  Disaster...
here we go.	Thanks.  Well...
oh right.	Here we go.
i forgot my bag.	Oh right.
oh hi.  forget something?	I forgot my bag.
thank you.	Yes.  Well.  My pleasure.
no.  i better be going.  thanks for your help.	You're welcome and, may I also say... heavenly.
do you always say 'no' to everything?	No.  I better be going.  Thanks for your help.
no.	Do you always say 'no' to everything?
would you like something to nibble -- apricots, soaked in honey -- quite why, no one knows -- because it stops them tasting of apricots, and makes them taste like honey, and if you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey, instead of apricots, but nevertheless -- there we go -- yours if you want them.	No.
really, no.	Would you like something to nibble -- apricots, soaked in honey -- quite why, no one knows -- because it stops them tasting of apricots, and makes them taste like honey, and if you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey, instead of apricots, but nevertheless -- there we go -- yours if you want them.
something else cold -- coke, water, some disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest?	Really, no.
orange juice -- probably not.	Something else cold -- coke, water, some disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest?
no.	Orange juice -- probably not.
coffee?	No.
no thanks.	Coffee?
would you like a cup of tea before you go?	No thanks.
okay.  so what does 'just over the street' mean -- give it to me in yards.	Eighteen yards.  That's my house there.
i also have a phone.  i'm confident that in five minutes we can have you spick and span and back on the street again... in the non-prostitute sense obviously.	Okay.  So what does 'just over the street' mean -- give it to me in yards.
no thank you.  i need to get my car back.	I also have a phone.  I'm confident that in five minutes we can have you spick and span and back on the street again... in the non-prostitute sense obviously.
nothing, nothing... look, i live just over the street -- you could get cleaned up.	No thank you.  I need to get my car back.
oh jesus.	Here, let me help.
no, that's fine.  i was going to steal one myself but now i've changed my mind.  signed by the author, i see.	Yes, we couldn't stop him.  If you can find an unsigned copy, it's worth an absolute fortune.
sorry about that...	No, that's fine.  I was going to steal one myself but now I've changed my mind.  Signed by the author, I see.
i think the man who wrote it has actually been to turkey, which helps. there's also a very amusing incident with a kebab.	Thanks.  I'll think about it.
yes.  this one though is... very good.	I think the man who wrote it has actually been to Turkey, which helps. There's also a very amusing incident with a kebab.
really?	Yes.  This one though is... very good.
that book's really not good -- just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying.  you'd be wasting your money.	Really?
fine.	That book's really not good -- just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying.  You'd be wasting your money.
no, thanks.  i'll just look around.	Fine.
i haven't decided.	Well, don't over-do it.  I don't want people saying, 'There goes that famous actor with the big, fat girlfriend."
liar.  she hates surprises.  what are you ordering?	I haven't decided.
nice surprise.	Liar.  She hates surprises.  What are you ordering?
thank you, bernie.  hey -- nice surprise, or nasty surprise?	Nice surprise.
really -- don't do that -- i'm sure this is not his job.	I'm sorry.  Is this a problem?
yes...	Who is it?
nice one.  would you like my phone number?	Tempting but... no, thank you.
well, that's the signature -- and above, it says 'dear rufus -- you belong in jail.'	Nice one.  Would you like my phone number?
what does it say?	Well, that's the signature -- and above, it says 'Dear Rufus -- you belong in jail.'
rufus.	What does it say?
what's your name?	Rufus.
can i have your autograph?	What's your name?
yes.	Can I have your autograph?
excuse me.	Yes.
oh dear.  he wasn't friendly during the filming?	Well, no -- I'm sure he was friendly -- to Demi Moore -- who acted with him in 'Ghost.'
i can't say i know patrick all that well.	Oh dear.  He wasn't friendly during the filming?
yes... i've always wondered what patrick swayze is like in real life.	I can't say I know Patrick all that well.
is that right?	Yes... I've always wondered what Patrick Swayze is like in real life.
can i just say, i thought 'ghost' was a wonderful film.	Is that right?
down kensington church street, then knightsbridge, then hyde park corner.	Crazy.  Go along Bayswater...
where are you going?	Down Kensington Church Street, then Knightsbridge, then Hyde Park Corner.
that's right.	And this is William.
he wouldn't say.	Christ, what is going on in there?
does the girl have a name?	He wouldn't say.
miracles do happen.	Does the girl have a name?
he's bringing a girl?	Miracles do happen.
no!	Yes, they're shifting the whole outfit much more towards the trading side -- and of course...  I was total crap.
... get fired.	No!
i just want to say to tony -- don't take it personally.  the more i think about things, the more i see no rhyme or reason in life -- no one knows why some things work out, and some things don't -- why some of us get lucky -- and some of us...	... get fired.
no.  not true...	C'est la vie... We're lucky in lots of ways, but... Surely it's worth a brownie.
yup.	Oh God.  Oh God.  Oh Goddy God.
the movie star?	Yup.
yes.	The movie star?
anna scott?	Yes.
quickly, quickly -- talk very quickly what are you doing here with anna scott?	Anna Scott?
this painting isn't the original, is it?	Yes, I think that one may be.
good decision.  all actresses are mad as snakes.	Tony -- what do you think?
do you want to stay?	Why not -- all that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman.
oh no -- this is just getting worse. i am going to find myself, 30 years from now, still on this couch.	Do you want to stay?
i mean i loved you -- you were terribly funny.  but all that kissing my ears...	Oh no -- this is just getting worse. I am going to find myself, 30 years from now, still on this couch.
i never fancied you much actually...	I mean I loved you -- you were terribly funny.  But all that kissing my ears...
in a depressingly asexual way.	I never fancied you much actually...
still loves you though.	In a depressingly asexual way.
bella -- this is anna.	Right.
he's cooking guinea fowl?	Don't even ask.
hiya -- sorry -- the guinea fowl is proving more complicated than expected.	He's cooking guinea fowl?
bloody hell, this is fun.	Is Miss Scott staying here?
well, you know, anybody saying they want to go out with you is... pretty great... isn't it...	It was sort of sweet actually -- I mean, I know she's an actress and all that, so she can deliver a line -- but she said that she might be as famous as can be -- but also... that she was just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
what?	Well, you know, anybody saying they want to go out with you is... pretty great... isn't it...
that's nice.	What?
yes -- sort of...	That's nice.
but she said she wanted to go out with you?	Yes -- sort of...
bernie.	Well, obviously it's me, isn't it -- I work in the City in a job I don't understand and everyone keeps getting promoted above me.  I haven't had a girlfriends since... puberty and, well, the long and short of it is, nobody fancies me, and if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will.
and we intend to use them!	Where's Bella?
if anyone gets in our way -- we have small nuclear devices.	And we intend to use them!
shame!	I'm not saying it's a bad thing, in fact, I think it's something we should take pride in.  I'm going to give the last brownie as a prize to the saddest act here.
having you here, anna, firmly establishes what i've long suspected, that we really are the most desperate hot of under-achievers.	Shame!
bernie -- this is anna.	Hello, Anna.  Delighted to meet you.
i'm sorry i'm so late.  bollocksed up at work again, i fear.  millions down the drain.	Bernie -- this is Anna.
hello, bernie.	I'm sorry I'm so late.  Bollocksed up at work again, I fear.  Millions down the drain.
di caprio.	Of course.  And is he your favourite Italian film director?
da vinci?	Di Caprio.
working with leonardo.	Da Vinci?
of course it is.  any favourite among the 22?	Working with Leonardo.
no -- it's my 22nd.	Of course it is.  Any favourite among the 22?
is this your first film?	No -- it's my 22nd.
what happened?	It was good.
william has just turned down anna scott.	You daft prick!
i was called and i came.  what's up?	William has just turned down Anna Scott.
yes.  what do you think?	Well, yes.  Groovy.
me?	Yes.  What do you think?
by the way -- it's you.	Me?
what do you think?  good move?	Good move: when all is said and done, she's nothing special.  I saw her taking her pants off and I definitely glimpsed some cellulite down there.
well, thanks, that's great.	It is great, isn't it.  See you tonight. Hey, Marty-- sexy cardy.
the phone number of anna scott's agent in london and her agent in new york. you can ring her.  you think about her all the time -- now you can ring her!	Well, thanks, that's great.
blimey.  what's that?	The phone number of Anna Scott's agent in London and her agent in New York. You can ring her.  You think about her all the time -- now you can ring her!
have we got something for you. something which will make you love me so much you'll want to hug me every single day for the rest of my life.	Blimey.  What's that?
hi guys.  oh holy fuck.	Hun -- this is Anna.  Anna -- this is Honey -- she's my baby sitter.
what's your name?	Ahm... Bernie.
ah -- no.  it's fine.	What's your name?
and maybe you could just adios the dishes and empty the trash.	Right.
no, i'm sure it'll be fine.	And maybe you could just adios the dishes and empty the trash.
unless it's illegal in the uk to serve liquids below room temperature: i don't want you going to jail just to satisfy my whims...	No, I'm sure it'll be fine.
absolutely.  ice cold still water.	Unless it's illegal in the UK to serve liquids below room temperature: I don't want you going to jail just to satisfy my whims...
still, not sparkling.	Absolutely.  Ice cold still water.
i'll see what i can do.	Still, not sparkling.
oh great.  could you do me a favour and try to get us some really cold water up here?	I'll see what I can do.
well, yes -- usually -- i'd just changed to go home -- but i thought i'd just deal with this final call.	Oh great.  Could you do me a favour and try to get us some really cold water up here?
how you doing?  i thought you guys all wore those penguin coats.	Well, yes -- usually -- I'd just changed to go home -- but I thought I'd just deal with this final call.
ahm... room service.	How you doing?  I thought you guys all wore those penguin coats.
are you a fan of henry james?	This is Henry James film?
yes?	Have you got a moment?
mr. thacker?	Yes?
the others?	Mr. Thacker's from 'Horse and Hound.'
if you'd like to come with me we can rush you through the others.	The others?
'horse and hound.'  the name's william whacker.  i think she might be expecting me.	Okay -- take a seat.  I'll check.
i agree.	I'm sorry.  I didn't get down what magazines you're from.
well, you tell me which bit you liked most -- and i'll tell you if i enjoyed making it.	Ahm right, right, I liked the bit in space very much.  Did you enjoy making  that bit?
any bit in particular?	Well, you tell me which bit you liked most -- and I'll tell you if I enjoyed making it.
i did.	Any bit in particular?
right, right.  ahm -- did you enjoy making the film?	I did.
well, fire away.	Right, right.  Ahm -- did you enjoy making the film?
ah... yes, enormously.	Well, fire away.
pleased to meet you.  did you like the film?	Ah... yes, enormously.
i actually tried that tack -- but she said you said that before and it's been twenty-four hours, and her foot that was purple is now a sort of blackish color...	Okay -- perfect timing as ever -- hold the fort for a second will you, Martin?
can you tell her i'll ring her back.	I actually tried that tack -- but she said you said that before and it's been twenty-four hours, and her foot that was purple is now a sort of blackish color...
excuse me -- it's your mother on the phone.	Can you tell her I'll ring her back.
but it's not for the shop.  it's for you.	Okay.  Tell me, would I have to pay a wet rag as much as I pay you?
martin, can't you just deal with this yourself?	But it's not for the shop.  It's for you.
i have to disturb you when you're cooking the books, but there's a delivery.	Martin, can't you just deal with this yourself?
martin -- your customer.	Can I help you?
right -- want another one?	Yes.  No, wait -- let's go crazy -- I'll have an orange juice.
not classic, no.	Right -- want another one?
right.  it's not a classic anecdotes, is it?	Not classic, no.
i suppose so.	Right.  It's not a classic anecdotes, is it?
so it could have been neither of them?	I suppose so.
no, well... he was quite a long way away.	So it could have been neither of them?
but ringo starr doesn't look anything like topol.	No, well... he was quite a long way away.
that's right -- topol.	But Ringo Starr doesn't look anything like Topol.
topol.	That's right -- Topol.
would be exciting if someone famous did come into the shop though, wouldn't it?  do you know -- this is pretty incredible actually -- i once saw ringo starr.  or at least i think it was ringo.  it might have been that broke from 'fiddler on the roof,' toppy.	Topol.
thanks.  i don't think you'll believe who was just in here.	Who?  Someone famous?
cappuccino as ordered.	Thanks.  I don't think you'll believe who was just in here.
shall i go get a cappuccino?  ease the pain.	Yes, better get me a half.  All I can afford.
classic.  absolutely classic. profit from major sales push -- minus ?347.	Shall I go get a cappuccino?  Ease the pain.
absolutely.  never trust a vegetarian.	Great.  Excellent.  Thanks.
oh god no.	So not over her, in fact.
which means you won't be distracted by the fact that she's back in london, grasping her oscar, and to be found filming most days on hampstead heath.	Oh God no.
no, don't think i do.	Which means you won't be distracted by the fact that she's back in London, grasping her Oscar, and to be found filming most days on Hampstead Heath.
don't give a damn about the famous girl.	No, don't think I do.
i believe i have.	Don't give a damn about the famous girl.
so -- you've laid the ghost.	I believe I have.
there's an understatement.  there are dead people on better form.	But I wish to make it clear I've turned a corner and henceforward intend to be impressively happy.
yes -- i feel i must apologize to everyone for my behavior for the last six months.  i have, as you know, been slightly down in the mouth.	There's an understatement.  There are dead people on better form.
any more announcements?	Yes -- I feel I must apologize to everyone for my behavior for the last six months.  I have, as you know, been slightly down in the mouth.
wait a minute -- i'm your brother and i don't know anything about this.	Is it someone we know?
that's not fair.	No really, one of them marries me and then leaves me quicker than you can say Indiana Jones -- and the other, who seriously ought to have known better, casually marries my best friend.
i think you have forgotten...  what an unusual situation you have here -- to find someone you actually love, who'll love you -- the chances are... always miniscule.  look at me -- not counting the american -- i've only loved two girls in my whole life, both total disasters.	That's not fair.
well?	She's perfect, perfect.
every time.  but don't despair -- i think i have the solution to your problems.	Really?
buggered?	Every time.  But don't despair -- I think I have the solution to your problems.
let's face facts.  this was always a no-go situation.  anna's a goddess and you know what happens to mortals who get involved with the gods.	Buggered?
bloody hell, i can't believe it -- my whole life ruined because i don't read 'hello' magazine.	Let's face facts.  This was always a no-go situation.  Anna's a goddess and you know what happens to mortals who get involved with the gods.
no -- did you?	Bloody hell, I can't believe it -- my whole life ruined because I don't read 'Hello' magazine.
you didn't know she had a boyfriend?	No -- did you?
so i get the brownie?	I think you do, yes.
definitely no comment.	You see -- it means 'yes.'
do you ever masturbate?	Definitely no comment.
no, it doesn't.	Do you ever masturbate?
'no comment' means 'yes.'	No, it doesn't.
that is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment.	'No comment' means 'yes.'
you haven't slept with her, have you?	That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment.
max.  this is anna.	Hello, Anna ahm...  Scott -- have some wine.
no, sir.	Right.  Right.  Fair enough.  Thanks.
or bambi... or, i don't know, beavis or butthead?	No, sir.
no, sir.	Or Bambi... or, I don't know, Beavis or Butthead?
how about miss flintstone?	No, sir.
no, sir.	How about Miss Flintstone?
yes, sir.  i have him in my mind.	And then double it -- and that is the -- what can I say -- git I'm living with and he cannot remember...
no, that's right -- i know that.  she said she's using another name -- but the problem is she left the message with my flatmate, which was a serious mistake.	Yes, sir.  I have him in my mind.
i'm sorry, we don't have anyone of that name here, sir.	No, that's right -- I know that.  She said she's using another name -- but the problem is she left the message with my flatmate, which was a serious mistake.
ahm, look this is a very odd situation.  i'm a friend of anna scott's -- and she rang me at home the day before yesterday -- and left a message saying she's staying with you...	I'm sorry, we don't have anyone of that name here, sir.
may i help you, sir?	Ahm, look this is a very odd situation.  I'm a friend of Anna Scott's -- and she rang me at home the day before yesterday -- and left a message saying she's staying with you...
hello.	May I help you, sir?
oh right.  i mean, i am a friend -- i'm not a lunatic but -- no, you basically...	... can't let you through.
i'm afraid i can't really let you through then, sir.	Oh right.  I mean, I am a friend -- I'm not a lunatic but -- no, you basically...
no, no.  she doesn't.	I'm afraid I can't really let you through then, sir.
does she know you're coming?	No, no.  She doesn't.
yes -- i was looking for anna scott...	Does she know you're coming?
can i help you?	Yes -- I was looking for Anna Scott...
right -- let's talk about rent...	Let me help.  We don't want all this shit cluttering up our lives.
no.  you can't bin these.  they're classics.  i'm not allowing this.	Right -- let's talk about rent...
i'm going to throw out these old videos.	No.  You can't bin these.  They're classics.  I'm not allowing this.
what's going on?	I'm going to throw out these old videos.
i suppose i might have told one or two people down the pub.	Right.
was it you?	I suppose I might have told one or two people down the pub.
what he's going to say next is -- there are people starving in the sudan.	Well, there are.  And we don't need to go anywhere near that far.  My best friend slipped -- she slipped down- stairs, cracked her back and she's in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. All I'm asking for is a normal amount of perspective.
i went out in my goddamn underwear too.	Get out, Spike.  I'm so sorry.
why not?	Just take my work for it.
i wouldn't go outside.	Why not?
i'll talk to you in the morning.	Okay -- okay.  Might be too late, but okay.
no -- you're right.	I'll talk to you in the morning.
spike!	No -- you're right.
right.  right.  you think it's the wrong moment.  fair enough.  do you mind if i have a go?	Spike!
spike.  for god's sake -- she's in trouble -- get a grip.	Right.  Right.  You think it's the wrong moment.  Fair enough.  Do you mind if I have a go?
well, isn't this perhaps a good opportunity to... slip her one?	Spike.  For God's sake -- she's in trouble -- get a grip.
yes.	Well, isn't this perhaps a good opportunity to... slip her one?
and you get on very well.	Yes.
yes.	And you get on very well.
and she's in your house.	Yes.
maybe.	And she's in your house.
i don't want to interfere, or anything ... but she's split up from her boy- friend, that's right isn't it?	Maybe.
spike.	I don't want to interfere, or anything ... but she's split up from her boy- friend, that's right isn't it?
hello.  i wonder if i could have a little word.	Spike.
oh my god...  hello.	Hello.  I wonder if I could have a little word.
i don't mention that anna's a vegetarian, did i?	I have some parsnip stew from last week. If I just peel the skin off, it'll be perfect.
aha!  i'd been getting a female vibe. good.  speak on, dear friend.	She's someone I just can't -- someone who... self-evidently can't be mine -- and it's as if I've taken love-heroin -- and now I can't even have it again. I've opened Pandora's box.  And there's trouble inside.
well, okay.  there's this girl...	Aha!  I'd been getting a female vibe. Good.  Speak on, dear friend.
you're welcome.  did you find them?	Sort of.
thanks for your help on the glasses thing.	You're welcome.  Did you find them?
oh shit, is that the time?  i have to go.	Thanks for your help on the glasses thing.
that's compared to, like, earthquakes in the far east or testicular cancer?	Oh shit, is that the time?  I have to go.
bollocks.  this happens every time i go to the cinema.  average day, my glasses are everywhere -- everywhere i look, glasses.  but the moment i need them they disappear.  it's one of life's real cruelties.	That's compared to, like, earthquakes in the Far East or testicular cancer?
no, 'fraid not.	Bollocks.  This happens every time I go to the cinema.  Average day, my glasses are everywhere -- everywhere I look, glasses.  But the moment I need them they disappear.  It's one of life's real cruelties.
bollocks, bollocks, bollocks.  have you seen my glasses?	No, 'fraid not.
i think she said her name was 'flintstone.'	Does 'Flintstone' mean anything to you?
what?	I think she said her name was 'Flintstone.'
try 'flintstone.'	What?
which was?	Absolutely no idea.  Remembering one name's bad enough...
well, it was genuinely bizarre... she said, hi -- it's anna -- and then she said, call me at the ritz -- and then gave herself a completely different name.	Which was?
what did she say?	Well, it was genuinely bizarre... she said, hi -- it's Anna -- and then she said, call me at the Ritz -- and then gave herself a completely different name.
right.  no one else?	Absolutely not.
ahm let's see -- ahm.  no.  gone completely.  oh no, wait.  there was -- one from your mum: she said don't forget lunch and her leg's hurting again.	Right.  No one else?
who were the ones you didn't write down from?	Ahm let's see -- ahm.  No.  Gone completely.  Oh no, wait.  There was -- one from your mum: she said don't forget lunch and her leg's hurting again.
you want me to write down all your messages?	Who were the ones you didn't write down from?
two?  that's it?	You want me to write down all your messages?
yeh, i wrote a couple down.	Two?  That's it?
so -- any messages?	Yeh, I wrote a couple down.
groovy.  you should do more of this stuff.	So -- any messages?
no, they were prescription, so i could see all the fishes properly.	Groovy.  You should do more of this stuff.
there's something wrong with the goggles though...	No, they were prescription, so I could see all the fishes properly.
right.  vicious circle.  and then i was like rooting around in your things, and found this, and i thought -- cool. kind of spacey.	There's something wrong with the goggles though...
there never will be, you know, unless you actually clean your clothes.	Right.  Vicious circle.  And then I was like rooting around in your things, and found this, and I thought -- cool. Kind of spacey.
ahm -- combination of factors really. no clean clothes...	There never will be, you know, unless you actually clean your clothes.
just incidentally -- why are you wearing that?	Ahm -- combination of factors really. No clean clothes...
hi...	Just incidentally -- why are you wearing that?
hey.	Hi...
imagine -- somewhere in the world there's a man who's allowed to kiss her.	Yes, she is fairly fabulous.
it's not yogurt -- it's mayonnaise.	Well, there you go.  On for a video fest tonight?  I've got some absolute classic.
there's something wrong with this yogurt.	It's not yogurt -- it's mayonnaise.
thanks.  great.  wish me luck.	Good luck.
well, yes, that's perfect. well done.	Thanks.  Great.  Wish me luck.
wouldn't want that...  okay -- just one more.	Well, yes, that's perfect. Well done.
yes -- she might think you don't have true love on your mind.	Wouldn't want that...  Okay -- just one more.
cool, huh?	Yes -- she might think you don't have true love on your mind.
yes -- might make it hard to strike a really romantic note.	Point taken.
well... wait for it...  first there's this one...	Yes -- might make it hard to strike a really romantic note.
what are the choices?	Well... wait for it...  First there's this one...
that's right -- i'm at last going out on a date with the great janine and i just want to be sure i've picked the right t-shirt.	What are the choices?
this is important in comparison to, let's say, whether they should cancel third world debt?	That's right -- I'm at last going out on a date with the great Janine and I just want to be sure I've picked the right t-shirt.
even he.  hey, you couldn't help me with an incredibly important decision, could you?	This is important in comparison to, let's say, whether they should cancel third world debt?
fabulous.	Wait a minute -- she took your grandmother's flowers?
how was she?	Fabulous.
do you mind me not saying -- it's a rather distressing disease and the name of the hospital rather gives it away.	Oh sure.  Of course.
i'm sorry.  which hospital?	Do you mind me not saying -- it's a rather distressing disease and the name of the hospital rather gives it away.
no -- they're... for my grandmother. she's in a hospital nearby.  thought i'd kill two birds with one stone.	I'm sorry.  Which hospital?
yes.	Oh.  Right.
are you sure you...?	Yes.
three.	Are you sure you...?
which floor?	Three.
okay -- what if i did have a book down my trousers?	Well, ideally, when I went back to the desk, you'd remove the Cadogan guide to Bali from your trousers, and either wipe it and put it back, or buy it.  See you in a sec.
right -- well, then we have something of an impasse.  i tell you what -- i'll call the police -- and, what can i say? -- if i'm wrong about the whole book-down-the-trousers scenario, i really apologize.	Okay -- what if I did have a book down my trousers?
i haven't got a book down my trousers.	Right -- well, then we have something of an impasse.  I tell you what -- I'll call the police -- and, what can I say? -- If I'm wrong about the whole book-down-the-trousers scenario, I really apologize.
the one down your trousers.	I haven't got a book down my trousers.
what book?	The one down your trousers.
so, i saw you put that book down your trousers.	What book?
so?	So, I saw you put that book down your trousers.
we've got a security camera in this bit of the shop.	So?
what?	We've got a security camera in this bit of the shop.
bad news.	What?
yes.	Bad news.
excuse me.	Yes.
is it true mcmurphy killed two attendants and escaped yesterday?	No. Mister Harding, that is not true.
yes, mister harding?	Is it true McMurphy killed two attendants and escaped yesterday?
yes, mister harding?	Yes, thank you, Miss Ratched. Since our last meeting I have been reflecting, quite seriously, on the nature of my problem. Naturally, I'm referring to the capacity to obtain the necessary results in order to obtain... No, no. To personify the very existence of that relationship regardless of the function...  Regardless of the function, we will confront the question of... Yes. Yes. The question of... Existence... Relationship... Function... Confront... Yes, confronting us in the moment of deepest crisis... Yes, the crisis of our souls. Of our souls, which I am trying to fully understand the problem... the problem. Not to shut ourselves off, but somehow... Somehow to understand fully our capacity... to obtain... to personify... the question... existence depends... depends on the question... to reflect... to reflect...
no secrets, mister harding. let's get it all out in the open...	I mean, the other day you made an allusion to my wife and the possible sexual problems we might be having. I know that to be the case, but the way in which you broached it, if that's your idea of teaching me something...
i can only speculate as to the reasons why.	Have you ever speculated, Mister Harding, that you are impatient with your wife because she does not meet your mental requirements?
why?	I can only speculate as to the reasons why.
yes, that is correct.	Why?
and yet you suspect her.	Yes, that is correct.
no, miss ratched...	And yet you suspect her.
but you have no proof.	No, Miss Ratched...
yes, miss ratched, this is correct.	But you have no proof.
am i to take it that there isn't a man among you who has an opinion concerning this matter?  mister harding, you've stated on more than one occasion that you suspected your wife of seeing other men.	Yes, Miss Ratched, this is correct.
yes, that's perfectly correct.	He also thinks he may have given her reason to seek sexual attention elsewhere, but he didn't say how. He has been heard to say to his wife, 'I hate you, I don't ever want to see you again. You've betrayed me.'  So. Does anyone care to touch upon this further?
at the close of friday's meeting, we were discussing mister harding's problem, concerning his wife...  mister harding stated that his wife made him uneasy because she drew stares from men on the street. is that correct, mister harding?	Yes, that's perfectly correct.
n-n-n-n-duh-duh-duh-pl-pl-pl-pl-muh muh-muh...	Mister Washington.
no! no! no!	N-n-n-n-duh-duh-duh-pl-pl-pl-pl-muh muh-muh...
get up, billy.	No! No! No!
who? tell me!	M-M-Muh-Muh-McMurphy!
sh-sh-she did! everybody did!	Who? Tell me!
billy, that girl couldn't have pulled you in there forcibly...	Sh-sh-she did! Everybody did!
sh-sh-sh-she m-m-made m-m-me do it!	Billy, that girl couldn't have pulled you in there forcibly...
i don't want your mother to believe something like this but what am i to think?	Sh-sh-sh-she m-m-made m-m-me do it!
n-n-n-n-no, no, i du-du-du-didn't, i didn't!	I don't want your mother to believe something like this but what am I to think?
you should have thought about that before you brought that woman in here!	N-n-n-n-no, no, I du-du-du-didn't, I didn't!
p-p-p-please du-du-du-don't t-t tell her, p-p-please...	You should have thought about that before you brought that woman in here!
you mean you don't want their votes to count, billy!	I-I-I...
i was in luh-love with her.	Billy, were you afraid of her, or of her love?
what was it about her that disturbed you so, billy?	I was in luh-love with her.
i-i-i-i c-c-c-came over s-s-s sunday m-m-m-morning after ch-ch-ch church and br-br-brought her s-s some flowers, and i s-s-said, i said, 'c-c-c-celia, will you muh muh-muh-muh-muh...' till the girl broke out l-l-laughing.	What was it about her that disturbed you so, Billy?
tell us about it...	I-I-I-I c-c-c-came over S-S-S Sunday m-m-m-morning after ch-ch-ch church and br-br-brought her s-s some flowers, and I s-s-said, I said, 'C-C-C-Celia, will you muh muh-muh-muh-muh...' till the girl broke out l-l-laughing.
y-y-y-yes...	Tell us about it...
was it your idea to visit her on sunday?	Y-y-y-yes...
yes, billy?	I-I-I-I-I d-d-don't s-s-see how anyone could lu-lu-lu-love a man who t-t-t-talks the way he does.
n-n-n-n-n-no, ma'am.	Mister Sefelt?
would you like to start?	N-n-n-n-n-no, ma'am.
m-m-m-ma'am?	Would you like to start?
yes. good luck, mister mcmurphy.	Thank you, ma'am.
gotta go now, ma'am...	Yes. Good luck, Mister McMurphy.
thank you, ma'am...	Gotta go now, ma'am...
certainly, mister mcmurphy, with pleasure.	Thank you, ma'am...
miss ratched, would you please save a space for my aunt? she's comin' down from portland.	Certainly, Mister McMurphy, with pleasure.
good. why don't you join us?	Why, thank you, ma'am...  Whew. Man, I tell you, that place up there is somethin' else!  Well, ya boys been practicin' up for the big game?  I figured as much...
ma'am, i'm as gentle as a puppy dog. why, i haven't licked the tar out of an aide for two weeks! hi ya, doc!	Good. Why don't you join us?
i hope everything is settled.	Ma'am, I'm as gentle as a puppy dog. Why, I haven't licked the tar out of an aide for two weeks! Hi ya, Doc!
thank you, ma'am.	I hope everything is settled.
welcome back.	Thank you, ma'am.
yes, ma'am?	Welcome back.
mister mcmurphy.	Yes, ma'am?
yeah, that's kind of crazy, ain't it!	No, it was irresponsible!
mr. mcmurphy, you had no right to take these men out with you!	Yeah, that's kind of crazy, ain't it!
yeah, ya should've come along with us, miss ratched, an' gotten a little sun on your cheeks and maybe caught a fish or two.	Mr. McMurphy, you had no right to take these men out with you!
you men remain seated!	He's into his wind-up. Here's the next pitch... and it's a hit! It's a hit!
he's into his wind-up. here comes the pitch. strike on the inside corner!	You men remain seated!
mister mcmurphy, you are deliberately violating the rules!...	He's into his wind-up. Here comes the pitch. Strike on the inside corner!
i'm sorry, mister mcmurphy, but you must have a majority to change ward policy.	Well, I'll be a son-of-a-bitch...
you mean to tell me you're gonna count those old birds over there?	I'm sorry, Mister McMurphy, but you must have a majority to change ward policy.
but there are eighteen patients on the ward, mister mcmurphy.	You mean to tell me you're gonna count those old birds over there?
so do i!	But there are eighteen patients on the ward, Mister McMurphy.
i'm sorry, mister mcmurphy, i count only eight.	So do I!
that's it! we made it!	I'm sorry, Mister McMurphy, I count only eight.
everyone in favor of changing the schedule raise his hand.	That's it! We made it!
okay, i wanna see the hands. i wanna see which of you birds has any guts.	Everyone in favor of changing the schedule raise his hand.
a vote is before the group.	Okay, I wanna see the hands. I wanna see which of you birds has any guts.
i'm proposing a re-vote on watchin' the ballgame!	A vote is before the group.
very well. what is it you're proposing, mister mcmurphy?	I'm proposing a re-vote on watchin' the ballgame!
yeah, it'll satisfy me.	Very well. What is it you're proposing, Mister McMurphy?
let me pose a question to the group: do any of you feel that mister mcmurphy is perhaps imposing his personal desires on you too much?	What the hell does that have to do with it? This is an important event and I want a vote on it!
yeah, yeah, the hell with that crap! the world series is goin' on right' now an' that's therapy also!	Let me pose a question to the group: do any of you feel that Mister McMurphy is perhaps imposing his personal desires on you too much?
mister mcmurphy, the purpose of this meeting is therapy. group therapy.	Yeah, yeah, the hell with that crap! The World Series is goin' on right' now an' that's therapy also!
jesus christ, the man doesn't want to talk, so get off his back an' let's get on to some new business.	Mister McMurphy, the purpose of this meeting is therapy. Group therapy.
that was the first time you attempted to commit suicide, wasn't it?  you must try to talk about it, billy.	Jesus Christ, the man doesn't want to talk, so get off his back an' let's get on to some new business.
yes. now was there anything else you wanted to discuss, mister mcmurphy?	No way.
please understand, the schedule has been set up for a delicately balanced reason that would be thrown into turmoil by a switch of routines.	The hell with the schedule, you can get back to the schedule next week when the series is over. What I want is a vote on it right now!
yeah?	Please understand, the schedule has been set up for a delicately balanced reason that would be thrown into turmoil by a switch of routines.
just a minute, mister mcmurphy!	Yeah?
'kay, item two. tomorrow, and listen carefully to me, you ding-a lings. tomorrow is the opening game of the world series an' what i want is to take a vote on switchin' the group meetin' to later on in the day, so we can watch the ballgame.	Just a minute, Mister McMurphy!
go on...	'Kay, item two. Tomorrow, and listen carefully to me, you ding-a lings. Tomorrow is the opening game of the World Series an' what I want is to take a vote on switchin' the group meetin' to later on in the day, so we can watch the ballgame.
i'm not finished yet.	Go on...
certainly, mister mcmurphy.	Right!
right... i've been givin' some serious consideration to what you told me about the democratic something of this therapeutic community of ours, an' i got a few things i wanna get off my chest, before we get back to harding's problem.	Certainly, Mister McMurphy.
yes, mister mcmurphy.	Right... I've been givin' some serious consideration to what you told me about the democratic something of this therapeutic community of ours, an' I got a few things I wanna get off my chest, before we get back to Harding's problem.
you sure run a tight-assed ship 'round here, don't ya!	Yes. Now run along like a good boy and see that you wash up properly.
after breakfast, mister mcmurphy, after breakfast.	You sure run a tight-assed ship 'round here, don't ya!
well, say. how 'bout springing a pack of cigarettes loose?	After breakfast, Mister McMurphy, after breakfast.
now you boys hurry along and wash up for breakfast...  you too, mister mcmurphy.	Well, say. How 'bout springing a pack of cigarettes loose?
what for?	Patients are rationed to one pack of cigarettes a day.
oh, i had them removed.	What for?
yeah, some creep stole my cigarettes!	Oh, I had them removed.
on this ward?	Yeah, some creep stole my cigarettes!
i wanna report a robbery!	On this ward?
mister mcmurphy, patients are not permitted to run around in towels.	I wanna report a robbery!
that's all right, miss pilbow, if mister mcmurphy does not wish to take his medication orally, he may...	No, that's okay, ma'am. Down it goes.
sorry to have bothered you.	Not at all, Mister McMurphy...
well, say, how 'bout easin' it down a bit so a man don't have to shout!	Mister McMurphy, there are old men here who couldn't hear the music at all if it were lower. That music is all they have, and I wish you wouldn't lean against the glass there, your hands are staining the window.
that music is for everyone, mister mcmurphy.	Well, say, how 'bout easin' it down a bit so a man don't have to shout!
how 'bout turning off that music for a while so a man can hear himself think?	That music is for everyone, Mister McMurphy.
yes, mister mcmurphy?	How 'bout turning off that music for a while so a man can hear himself think?
pardon me, ma'am, can i ask you somethin'?	Yes, Mister McMurphy?
sorry, ma'am.	Pardon me, ma'am, can I ask you somethin'?
mister mcmurphy. patients aren't allowed in here.	Sorry, ma'am.
yeah, well, it just pains me somethin' awful to see a full growed man sloshing around in his own water...	Yes... We were discussing Mister Harding's problem with his wife. Now, who will start?  Billy.
mister mcmurphy, this ward is a democratic community run by the patients and their votes, so you should feel at ease in your new surroundings to the extent you can freely discuss emotional problems in front of the patients and staff. however, the cardinal rule, and i must emphasize this: everyone keeps their seat during the meeting!	Yeah, well, it just pains me somethin' awful to see a full growed man sloshing around in his own water...
yes. now go along, mister mcmurphy. go along.	Yes, ma'am.  Lead the way, Sam.
yeah, you ain't half so bad looking for a head nurse.	Yes. Now go along, Mister McMurphy. Go along.
good. i'm sure we'll be friends.	Yeah, you ain't half so bad looking for a head nurse.
just that i'm glad to be here, miss ratched. i really am.	Good. I'm sure we'll be friends.
is there anything else?	Just that I'm glad to be here, Miss Ratched. I really am.
good. now if you'll just go along with mister washington, he'll see that you're properly oriented.	Is there anything else?
yes, ma'am.	Good. Now if you'll just go along with Mister Washington, he'll see that you're properly oriented.
all in good time, mister mcmurphy. all in good time.	Yes, ma'am.
now that you mention it, i sure would like to call my aunt up in portland and tell 'er where i am so she can come visit me.	All in good time, Mister McMurphy. All in good time.
please use your time to familiarize yourself with your new home and if there is anything you need to know, don't hesitate to ask us.	Now that you mention it, I sure would like to call my aunt up in Portland and tell 'er where I am so she can come visit me.
yes, ma'am...	Please use your time to familiarize yourself with your new home and if there is anything you need to know, don't hesitate to ask us.
this is your bed. you may leave your things in that cabinet.	Yes, ma'am...
thank you, ma'am...	This is your bed. You may leave your things in that cabinet.
we do appreciate the way you have taken it upon yourself to meet the other patients.	Thank you, ma'am...
my name is miss ratched. i'm the head nurse here. you've already met miss pilbow and aides washington and warren.	Yes, ma'am.
will you come with me, please.	Hold the fort down, will ya, fellas!
yes, ma'am...	Will you come with me, please.
mister mcmurphy!	Yes, ma'am...
easy now, don't smudge 'em, we got lots of games ahead of us...	Mister McMurphy!
put him in doctor spivey's office!	Yes, Miss Ratched...
please see to mister bromden.	Yes, Miss Ratched...
yes, miss ratched?	Please see to Mister Bromden.
mister washington, why don't we get a good head start on the day by shaving mister bromden and see if we can't avoid a disturbance.	Yes, Miss Ratched...
yes, miss ratched?	Mister Washington, why don't we get a good head start on the day by shaving Mister Bromden and see if we can't avoid a disturbance.
ahhh, billy...	P-p-p-please duh-duh-duh-duh t-t tell, M-M-M-Miss R-R-Ratched, y-y you don't need to!
m-m-m-mack?	It's okay, kid. Everything it going to be okay... I'll come back an' getcha in a while... 'Kay...
in ya go...	M-M-M-Mack?
candy? hell no, billy, she's just a good friend, that's all...	Wu-wu-wu I-I-I-I th-th-think sh-sh sh-she's th-th-th-the ma-ma-ma-most bu-bu-bu-beautiful wu-wu-wu-woman in th-th-the whole world!
c-c-c-c-candy!	Candy? Hell no, Billy, she's just a good friend, that's all...
marry who?	C-C-C-C-Candy!
ah-ah-ah-are y-y-y-you g-g-g-going t-t-t-to muh-muh-muh-marry her?	Marry who?
whatsamatter, kid, what's botherin' you...?	Ah-ah-ah-are y-y-y-you g-g-g-going t-t-t-to muh-muh-muh-marry her?
i-i-i-i-i'll g-g-g-go, m-m-mack...	Good boy, thank you, Billy.
w-w-we h-heard y-you w-were n-never c-c-coming back!	Yeah, well, let me tell ya somethin'... While I was up there gettin' in-lightened, I came up with one hellava plan...
h-h-how's it g-g-going, mack?	Just fine, Billy boy, just fine. Full of piss an' vinegar! They checked my plugs and cleaned my points...
what is it, kid?	C-C-Come here and l-look at th this!
h-h-help!	Ease up on the star drag, keep the tie up, up and work hell outta that fella.
'k-kay, m-mack!	Soo, fare-the-weel, darlin'. I'm gone on my way, My wagons are loaded, My whip's in my hand...
yeah, kid?	W-W-Where we g-g-going?
h-hey, m-mack.	Yeah, kid?
your horses are hungry, that's what she did say, come sit down beside me, an' feed them some hay. my horses ain't hungry, they wontt eat your hay-ay-aeee...	H-Hey, M-Mack.
i-i-i'm w-w-wet...	Go ahead! Go back!
y-y-yes, a b-b-bus!	Well, shoot, man! Whadaya say we take ourselves a little spin around the place.
a bus?	Y-y-yes, a b-b-bus!
i-i d-d-don't know! m-m-miss r ratched g-g-g-g...	Fuck Miss Ratched!
come on, don't crap out on me now. we got two buddies out there!	I-I d-d-don't know! M-M-Miss R Ratched g-g-g-g...
so long suckers.	Wh-wh-where ya going, M-M-Mac?
wh-wh-wh-wh...	Shhh...
so long, kid.	Wh-wh-wh-wh...
w-w-w-what is it, m-m-mac?	So long, kid.
hey, billy. billy boy, wake up and say goodbye to your ol' buddy.	W-w-w-what is it, M-M-Mac?
what we're gonna have to do is pull this ballclub together for our next play. 'kay!	'K-k-kay, Mack!
o-o-o-oh...	What we're gonna have to do is pull this ballclub together for our next play. 'Kay!
no, kid, it was my own stupidity, that's what pissed me off.	O-o-o-oh...
th-th-then y-y-you're n-n-not m-m mad?	No, kid, it was my own stupidity, that's what pissed me off.
that's okay, kid...	Th-th-then y-y-you're n-n-not m-m mad?
m-m-mack, y-y-y-you c-c-can't l-l lift that thing!	Stand aside, son. Any more takers?
break it up, god dammit! ain't i got enough troubles without you guys messin' around... can't depend on nobody.	Some of us ha-ha-have b-b-been here a long t-t-time, Randle, and will b b-be here long after this Wo-Wo World Series of yours is oh-oh-oh, what's the use anyway...
y-y-yes! yes! y-y-y-you s-s-saw wh wh-what she c-c-can do to us!	What did I see 'cept a grown man gettin' whipped so bad he can't laugh anymore.
yeah, that'll do for openers!	H-H-Harding, the m-m-man w-wants to t-talk to you, y-you're the pr-pr pr...
y-y-you m-mean th-the pr-president of the p-p-patients c-council?	Yeah, that'll do for openers!
what i wanna know is who's the top loony around here?	Y-Y-You m-mean th-the pr-president of the P-P-Patients C-Council?
well, put 'er there, billy boy, my name's mcmurphy.	What I wanna know is who's the top loony around here?
b-b-billy.	Well, put 'er there, Billy boy, my name's McMurphy.
what's your name, buddy?	B-B-Billy.
shoot! no wonder you don't care nothin' 'bout showin' your hand.	What's your name, buddy?
h-h-hearts.	Shoot! No wonder you don't care nothin' 'bout showin' your hand.
whatcha boys playin'?	H-H-Hearts.
ca-na-da...	Shhh, Chief, don't talk. Never talk! Remember, this is just between you an' me. Do ya understand?
yeah, well, well, well. 'bout time the rest of the world got a gander at big chief bromden cuttin' down the boulevard, stopping just long enough for virgins... oh, man, i tell you, i tell you, you'll have women trippin' you and beating you to the floor...	Ca-na-da...
yeah...	Yeah, well, well, well. 'Bout time the rest of the world got a gander at Big Chief Bromden cuttin' down the boulevard, stopping just long enough for virgins... Oh, man, I tell you, I tell you, you'll have women trippin' you and beating you to the floor...
ya like that, chief, huh?	Yeah...
ca-na-da...	Ya like that, Chief, huh?
shit! this is too much!  chief, i tell you we're gonna bust outta this place an' make it all the way to canada before they know what bit 'em.	Ca-na-da...
no.	Shit! This is too much!  Chief, I tell you we're gonna bust outta this place an' make it all the way to Canada before they know what bit 'em.
goddammit, you sly son-of-a-bitch! does anybody else know?	No.
god bless america.	Goddammit, you sly son-of-a-bitch! Does anybody else know?
say... god bless america!	God Bless America.
thank you.	Say... God Bless America!
say it again.	Thank you.
go with him, rose. go with him.	Well, okay, but I just want to look at the facilities. That's all.
shit, rose! what's there to decide? there's only four of us.	Whaddaya talkin' about? There's at least twenty guys in there. Let's wake 'em up and get this party on the road.
oh yeah! well if ya don't mind, i'll decide on my own date!	Shit, Rose! What's there to decide? There's only four of us.
it's okay, rose. you can go with him.	Oh yeah! Well if ya don't mind, I'll decide on my own date!
wait a minute...	It's okay, Rose. You can go with him.
in there.	Wow! They're so quiet.
what? where?	In there.
pssst! hey rose! there they are!	What? Where?
sock it to 'em, kid!	Are they all crazies?
when do you think we'll be going back, mack?	Come here a minute, Cheswick. You, too, Sefelt. Hey, all you guys, come over here, I wanna show you somethin'.
yeah, where we going?	I dunno. Where do ya wanna go?
there they are!	Hey, what's that?
they must be up there!	Yeah!
charlie, ya can't ever let those goons outta ya sight! understand!	Right, Mack!
they went that way.	Charlie, ya can't ever let those goons outta ya sight! Understand!
where's martini and scanlon?	They went that way.
how ya gettin' out, mac?	Shhh... That's for me to know an' you to find out.
where ya goin', mac?	Shhh...
i'm leaving. goodbye!	Where ya goin', Mac?
yeah, mack, what is it?	I'm leaving. Goodbye!
hey, cheswick! wake up!	Yeah, Mack, what is it?
let me get on your shoulders.	Sure, Mack...
yeah, mack?	Let me get on your shoulders.
come here!	Yeah, Mack?
yeah, mack?	Come here!
ha! did ya see that!  hey, cheswick!	Yeah, Mack?
let's go, for christsakes...	It's your dirty roll, Cheswick.
i second the motion!	Atta boy, Cheswick!
that okay. i'll take your marker. how many ya want?	Lend me twenty.
she won't give me any more cigarettes!	That okay. I'll take your marker. How many ya want?
what for?	What for?
does that mean we have to cut him loose?	Like hell we will! We got the muscle standing right here. All we need is a couple gaffin' hooks and some rope.
he's a big flounder. could weigh two, three hundred. you got to lift him in with a winch.	Does that mean we have to cut him loose?
mine, too!	We'll go back just as soon as we find those guys! 'Kay?
what?	Shhh...
so long, freddy. don't take any wooden nickles.	What?
what? what?	So long, Freddy. Don't take any wooden nickles.
which gets you shipped up to disturbed for a nice little zap job.	Huh?
it's the questions she asks.	Tell 'er to go straight to hell!
ya know what, fred?	What?
christ, they even got my first grade report card here...	Lemme see...
yeah, my feet are cold...	My feet hurt...
neither do i...	Me too...
i'll bet a dollar.	Me, too...
yeah, harding, where do you breathe anyway?	Through the ass.
hey, harding, wake me in an hour.	Sure, Mack...
i don't trust you!	Scanlon out!
you can come back later!	I don't trust you!
i just started!	You can come back later!
i'm the coach!	I just started!
no!	I'm the coach!
i said out!	No!
i refuse!	I said out!
time in!  hold it! time out!  i said harding out!	I refuse!
what are you talking about??? everybody was covered!!! everybody was covered!!!	I was open! Come on, let's play ball!
ya deaf! i said pass the ball!	What are you talking about??? Everybody was covered!!! Everybody was covered!!!
what's your plan, mack?	Plan?... Oh, yeah, the plan... Yeah...
i'm busting outta this place.	That's nice. Send me a post card.
what for?	I'm busting outta this place.
ya owe me twenty-five bucks.	What for?
it doesn't help him.	Well, it doesn't hurt him either!  Does it, Chief!  See, it doesn't hurt him.  Jump! An' put it in!
i'm not talkin' to him! i'm talkin' to myself! it helps me think!	It doesn't help him.
so why are you talking to him?	I'm not talkin' to him! I'm talkin' to myself! It helps me think!
i know, goddammit! you don't have ta tell me that!	So why are you talking to him?
he can't hear you!	I know, goddammit! You don't have ta tell me that!
giving up?	Just warmin' up.
yeah... okay, stand aside, you guys! you're usin' up my oxygen!	Giving up?
okay, sucker.	Yeah... Okay, stand aside, you guys! You're usin' up my oxygen!
okay, harding, you're on.	Okay, sucker.
twenty-five dollars.	Okay, Harding, you're on.
with your own two hands?	You heard me the first time!
you're fuckin' a-right, i am!	With your own two hands?
you mean you're going to try to pick that thing up and shove it through the window?	You're fuckin' A-right, I am!
with this thing! i'm gonna put this thing right through the window, that's how!	You mean you're going to try to pick that thing up and shove it through the window?
and how do you propose to accomplish that little feat, my friend?	That's between me an' myself. So why don't you boys just shove off. I got some planning to do.
a baseball game isn't worth the risk, my friend.	It is to me! An' if I hafta bust way outta this place to see it, I will!
what's the use! hooee! it'd do you birds some good just to get a little exercise lifting your arms to vote!	A baseball game isn't worth the risk, my friend.
hell, i couldn't get it up over old hatchet-face if ya paid me!	She's not all that homely, Mister McMurphy. In fact, she must have been a rather beautiful young lady.
i don't see you scoring any points, buddy. and you're just the man for the job, right?	Hell, I couldn't get it up over old hatchet-face if ya paid me!
you boys seem to think you've got a champ in there, huh?	I don't see you scoring any points, buddy. And you're just the man for the job, right?
is that your sense of humor or are you tryin' to say somethin'?	Now, what would I be trying to say?
that!	Is that your sense of humor or are you tryin' to say somethin'?
lobotomy?	That!
lobotomy!	Lobotomy?
what for?	Lobotomy!
and if you persist in your ways, they can always ship you over to medical surgery.	What for?
tell 'er to go to hell anyway!	And if you persist in your ways, they can always ship you over to Medical Surgery.
electro-shock therapy, my friend. five cents' worth of electricity and you are out of everybody's hair.	Tell 'er to go to hell anyway!
miss ratched is a competent psychiatric nurse, not some, some kind of monster pecking out our eyes!	She ain't peckin' at your eyes, buddy.
did to me?	Did to you and all the rest of you guys.
i'm not talking about fred yoong or maxwell jones, buddy, what i'm talkin' about is that crummy meeting and what that nurse did to you!	Did to me?
it's as simple as that. you've been on our ward six hours and have already simplified the work of freud, jung and maxwell jones in one grand analogy: it's a pecking party.	I'm not talking about Fred Yoong or Maxwell Jones, buddy, what I'm talkin' about is that crummy meeting and what that nurse did to you!
a pecking party?	That's right, buddy. And you want to know who pecks the first peck?
well, say, buddy, is that the usual pro-cedure for those group ther'py shindigs? bunch of chickens at a peckin' party?	A pecking party?
what are you doing?	I'm seeing what a busy man does.
martini!	Your buddy is callin' ya.
why not?	I'm not running a charity ward...
no!	Why not?
gimme a cigarette!	No!
no!	Well, if you gentlemen will excuse me, I have some pressing matters to attend to.
let me see your hand!	No!
no!	Let me see your hand!
don't you have any clubs?	No!
who told you that?	Gary Blinker...
yesterday...	Who told you that?
when?	Yesterday...
mcmurphy killed two attendants and escaped...	When?
hear what?	McMurphy killed two attendants and escaped...
just wait till you hear...	Hear what?
big king, too bad...	Just wait till you hear...
miss ratched. given all the conditions of that sublime relationship, coupled with the subsequent annihilation of all that i held to be sacred, mentally, physically and emotionally, the only thing that i can speculate on, at this late date, is how i will justify the very existence of my life, with or without my dear wife.	What's he talkin' about?
gimme the ball!	Okay, Martini. That's okay. Now you watch me.
whadaya doin', there's no one there!	I saw 'em! I saw 'em.
shhh. wait a minute. you guys are gonna screw up my plans. so just gone on back to bed like nothin' happened.	No! I wanna go!
yeah, mac?	Bye-bye.
psst! hey, martini, wake up!	Yeah, Mac?
right!	A nickel.
you need four houses on every lot of the same color, martini. now let's go, for christsakes.	Hold it a minute.
yeah, an' i'm tellin' ya, she's just an icy-hearted over-the-hump gal who never got enough of the old wham-bam to straighten 'er out... okay, who wants a card?	Me. Hit me!
hit me!	Wait a minute, Martini, I can't hear a thing.  What?
that's twenty up, martini.  hey, taber, who's pitching the opening game?	Hit me!
hit me.	That's twenty up, Martini.  Hey, Taber, who's pitching the opening game?
big king... little deuce... another king... a lovely lady... big ten... and a trey... hey, hey, whadaya say? ya hit or sit, martini?	Hit me.
bet a nickel!	Whadaya bet, Cheswick?
that's a dime, martini.	Bet a nickel!
what's this?	That's a dime, Martini.
'kay, place your bets.	What's this?
can you borrow me a dime?	Sorry, buddy, I'm clean outta change...
yeah, buddy?	Can you borrow me a dime?
he's not!	He is!
gary blinker's fulla shit!	He's not!
jesus god...	What is it?
my turn.	No.
yeah, it's cold!	I'm hungry.
i wanna go home!	Yeah, it's cold!
i wanna see it...	Me too! Me too!
i saw thum! i saw thum!	Me, too! Me, too!
gimme the ball!	No. Me! Me!
time out!	Replacement coming in! Harding out!
time out!	Time out!
candy. candy, over here.  hey, doc, time out.	Time out!
when?	We'll let you know.
i'm sorry, but i can't keep you here.	When?
guidance and assistance! that's insane! doc, ya gotta help me.	I'm sorry, but I can't keep you here.
no, mister mcmurphy, it's just that we cannot offer you the guidance and assistance that you would receive at pendleton.	Guidance and assistance! That's insane! Doc, ya gotta help me.
jesus, that old nurse sure wants my ass in a sling, don't she!	No, Mister McMurphy, it's just that we cannot offer you the guidance and assistance that you would receive at Pendleton.
i'm afraid not.	Jesus, that old nurse sure wants my ass in a sling, don't she!
come on, doc, you must be kiddin'.	I'm afraid not.
yes, that may be so, but in making a careful study of your past record, along with your behavior since you arrived here, my feeling is that you are not mentally ill and it is going to be my recommendation that you be returned to pendleton where they are better equipped to handle your case.	Come on, Doc, you must be kiddin'.
shoot, doc, the only one i'm disturbing is that old nurse and her fixed ways. that's all.	Yes, that may be so, but in making a careful study of your past record, along with your behavior since you arrived here, my feeling is that you are not mentally ill and it is going to be my recommendation that you be returned to Pendleton where they are better equipped to handle your case.
yes, well, miss ratched feels that you're a disturbing influence on the other patients.	Shoot, Doc, the only one I'm disturbing is that old nurse and her fixed ways. That's all.
come on, doc, you know as well as i do what's been comin' down in that loony bin.	Yes, well, Miss Ratched feels that you're a disturbing influence on the other patients.
good, good, and how are you getting along on the ward?	Come on, Doc, you know as well as I do what's been comin' down in that loony bin.
just fine, doc... in fact, i think i might've put on a couple of pounds since i got here.	Good, good, and how are you getting along on the ward?
how are you feeling?	Just fine, Doc... In fact, I think I might've put on a couple of pounds since I got here.
well, i was turnin' this dilemma over in my head, when i happened to hit on that old tub room out there, an' i said to myself, mcmurphy, i said, that place would make a great second day room. a sort of game room for the young fellas. whadaya think, doc?	It is worth considering... Miss Ratched?
you bet, doc!	Good. Good.
well, you're here for a ninety-day observation period, mister mcmurphy. i'd like you to understand you are here on a court order and we are responsible to the state. so, i'd like your cooperation!	You bet, Doc!
no, this is my first trip, doc.	Well, you're here for a ninety-day observation period, Mister McMurphy. I'd like you to understand you are here on a court order and we are responsible to the state. So, I'd like your cooperation!
ah, it seems you have no other psychiatric history, mister murphy?	No, this is my first trip, Doc.
doc, what can i tell ya?	Ah, it seems you have no other psychiatric history, Mister Murphy?
the doctor at the prison states: 'don't overlook the possibility that this man may be faking psychosis to escape the drudgery of the work farm...' what do you say to that?	Doc, what can I tell ya?
that's correct, doc ...	The doctor at the prison states: 'Don't overlook the possibility that this man may be faking psychosis to escape the drudgery of the work farm...' What do you say to that?
arrested on an assault charge five times...	That's correct, Doc ...
i don't, doc...	Arrested on an assault charge five times...
well, according to the warden at pendleton, you were a disturbing influence on others. 'it appears that there is a potential in him for instigating a revolt among the other inmates.'  what do you think of that report?	I don't, Doc...
well, ya know, doc...  doesn't it say so there?	Well, according to the Warden at Pendleton, you were a disturbing influence on others. 'It appears that there is a potential in him for instigating a revolt among the other inmates.'  What do you think of that report?
yes... ah, do you know why you're here?	Well, ya know, Doc...  Doesn't it say so there?
to tell the truth, ever since i found my natural callin' i done time in so many small-time jails i could write a brochure...	Yes... Ah, do you know why you're here?
i see...	To tell the truth, ever since I found my natural callin' I done time in so many small-time jails I could write a brochure...
they say i'm a habitual hassler. like i fight some. sheeut. they didn't mind so much when i was a dumb logger and got into a hassle. that's a hardworkin' feller blowing off steam, they say. but if you're a gambler, all you have to do is spit slantwise and you're a goddamned criminal.	I see...
in what way?	They say I'm a habitual hassler. Like I fight some. Sheeut. They didn't mind so much when I was a dumb logger and got into a hassle. That's a hardworkin' feller blowing off steam, they say. But if you're a gambler, all you have to do is spit slantwise and you're a goddamned criminal.
yeah, but you know how society persecutes a dedicated man.	In what way?
i see.	Yeah, but you know how society persecutes a dedicated man.
poker!	I see.
oh, what was that?	Poker!
hell, doc, i've been everything from a hoopla man with a two-bit carny show to a top mechanic and bull goose catskinner for every gypo loggin' operation in the northwest till the army taught me what my natural bent was.	Oh, what was that?
my, my... ah, who are you?	McMurphy, Doc. R.P. McMurphy.
yup! worked right outta depoe bay for just about every season since i was able to haul my own weight.	My, my... Ah, who are you?
is that so?	Yup! Worked right outta Depoe Bay for just about every season since I was able to haul my own weight.
why, i'll betcha there must be a million albacore and tuna running of the coast right this minute.	Oh, do you do much fishing?
oh, what's that?	Why, I'll betcha there must be a million albacore and tuna running of the coast right this minute.
man, there sure is an awful lot of poontang around here.	Hold it!
don't get upset, mister mcmurphy...	I'm not upset. All I wanna know, for the lovva Jesus...
look, miss, i don't like swallowing something without knowing what it is!	Don't get upset, Mister McMurphy...
it's just medication, mister mcmurphy, good for you. now down it goes...	Look, miss, I don't like swallowing something without knowing what it is!
what's the horse pill for, honey?	It's just medication, Mister McMurphy, good for you. Now down it goes...
your medicine, mister mcmurphy.	What's the horse pill for, honey?
stay back! patients aren't allowed to enter the... oh, stay back!	All I'm askin' is...
pardon me miss, but would you mind turning...	Stay back! Patients aren't allowed to enter the... Oh, stay back!
'kay!	Shhh!
'kay, let's see...  cheswick first ... then billy... martini... scanlon... sefelt... fredrickson... taber an' the chief... 'kay	'Kay!
'kay, mac!	'Kay, let's see...  Cheswick first ... then Billy... Martini... Scanlon... Sefelt... Fredrickson... Taber an' the Chief... 'Kay
shhh... remember this is a privilege, so i don't want none of you goons fuckin' up. kay?	'Kay, Mac!
'kay, mac!	Shhh... Remember this is a privilege, so I don't want none of you goons fuckin' up. Kay?
shhh. hold it down! i'll take you guys down, but ya gotta come right back up! 'kay?	'Kay, Mac!
yeah, we'll miss breakfast!	Breakfast! Hell, I know just the place where we can chow down an' thaw out before we shoot back on home. 'Kay?
yeah, take us back to the dumbwaiter, mac.	I'm not going back in there. I told ya this was a one way trip. Now stand aside.
somebody's coming!	Shhh!  This way!
out. it's the way out. so just keep it in your minds if ya ever wanna make use of it.	I don't believe it...
ten bucks.	You're on.  Let's go! An' keep it quiet.
how much ya wanna bet?	Ten bucks.
yeah!	How much ya wanna bet?
oh, yeah?	Yeah!
bullshit. you ain't got no way out!	Oh, yeah?
what's going on?	Shhhh. Time to say goodbye.
up an' at 'em, taber.	What's going on?
i'll bet a buck you don't do it!	You're on!
yeah, yeah, show me. show me how!	All right!
you want me to show ya! you want me to show ya how!	Yeah, yeah, show me. Show me how!
yeah, yeah, you're a fucking phony, mcmurphy!	You want me to show ya! You want me to show ya how!
put your money where your mouth is, taber.	Yeah, yeah, you're a fucking phony, McMurphy!
yeah, you don't know how to get outta this place!	Put your money where your mouth is, Taber.
you think it's funny, huh?	Yeah, you don't know how to get outta this place!
because i quit breathing.	You're breathin' right now.
how do ya know that?	Because I quit breathing.
i'm the next one.	How do ya know that?
you look pretty healthy to me.	I'm the next one.
i want you to write me a letter to my brother for a hundred dollars to bury me.	You look pretty healthy to me.
what's troubling ya, buddy?	I want you to write me a letter to my brother for a hundred dollars to bury me.
are you a doctor?	No, 'fraid not...
yeah, buddy?	Are you a doctor?
no!	Martini out!
yeah, what's up?	Shhhh. See ya around the ball park.
scanlon! hey, scanlon, wake up!	Yeah, what's up?
a dime.	Okay. Who else?
you just come on with that three fifty and martini will take care of himself... your dice, scanlon.	Gimme those dice. I'll blow this board to pieces. Here we go...  Lebenty leben, count me over eleven, Martini...
he can't hear you. he's just a deaf and dumb indian!	That right?
hey, how's it look up there, big boy?	He can't hear you. He's just a deaf and dumb Indian!
got a cigarette?	Sure...
i'll be very glad to show you around, miss...	Yeah, that's a good idea, Turkle. Why don't ya take Rose on a little tour of our facilities...
now, wouldn't you pray for twenty bucks, a bottle booze an' a piece of that angel cake?	Ah'm on my knees, brother, ah'm on my knees.
ah believe ya, brother. ah believe ya!	Now, wouldn't you pray for twenty bucks, a bottle booze an' a piece of that angel cake?
you's better believe it, brother!	Ah believe ya, brother. Ah believe ya!
that angel of mercy, he ain't a she, is he?	You's better believe it, brother!
come an' see.	That angel of mercy, he ain't a she, is he?
hallelujah, brother, now get back in bed!	Come an' see.
i tell ya, there's an angel of mercy standing out there, turkle.	Hallelujah, brother, now get back in bed!
oh yeah...	I tell ya, there's an angel of mercy standing out there, Turkle.
our prayers have been answered, turkle! our prayers have been answered!	Oh yeah...
i thought i told you boys to go to bed!	Our prayers have been answered, Turkle! Our prayers have been answered!
well, you boys finish it up an' climb back into your beds. 'kay?	'Kay...
prayin', brother. prayin'.	Well, you boys finish it up an' climb back into your beds. 'Kay?
what you boys doin' up at this ungodly time o' the night?	Prayin', brother. Prayin'.
no...	Yeah... Well, see ya around, Itsu.
you comin' in to hold my hand?	No...
miss itsu.  in here, please.	You comin' in to hold my hand?
you know, i never got your name.	Miss Itsu.  In here, please.
you an' me, chief.	You know, I never got your name.
please follow me.	You an' me, Chief.
what are they?	To help you relax... please...
fine, thank you.  here, please take these.	What are they?
hey, how ya doin'?	Fine, thank you.  Here, please take these.
okay. how you doing?	Just great!  See ya around!
hey, how ya doin', cutie?	Okay. How you doing?
sure, she understands what you mean. she's not dumb. why do you think rose came to visit us? rose is very interested in hospitals and hospital facilities. aren't you, rose?	What?
sure, i know chuck. i know him.	Well, listen to this. He got mad at me one day. Boy, did he get mad at me. He took the light bulb, ya know. I thought he was going to cram it right up me, ya know. But he ate it. He ate the whole fucking light bulb.  Now, tell me! Is he crazy? Tell me! Is he crazy?
he's in charge.	Are you a doctor?
who is he?	He's in charge.
hi ya, big boy? how's it goin'? like it in here?	He can't hear you, Rose. He's just a big deaf an' dumb indian...
yeah...	Hi ya, big boy? How's it goin'? Like it in here?
oh, yeah...	Yeah...
he's a patient, rose...	Oh, yeah...
okay, mack!  whoowe, candy girl, are we in an insane asylum or ain't we?	How's your ass been holdin' up, honey?
i thought i might donate it to the mess hall.	I don't have any.
there they are!	Hey, Martini! Psst! Scanlon! Ya dumb goons, come back here!  Come on, let's get 'em!
yes, i see it! i see it!	Ya-hoo, let's'play ball!
maybe i'll just use that thick skull of yours as a batterin' ram, sefelt.	Why, my head would just squash like an eggplant, McMurphy.
on what?	That me an' my buddy, Cheswick, we'll be downtown tomorrow watchin' the ballgame while you suckers are sittin' around this goddamn nursery!
yeah, how much you wanna bet?	On what?
big man!	Yeah, how much you wanna bet?
yeah!	Big man!
hit, you say? well well well and with a king up, the boy wants a hit. whadaya know. so comin' at you and too bad, a little lady for the lad and he's over the wall and down the road, up the hill and dropped his load.	Boogered!
hit me!	Hit, you say? Well well well and with a king up, the boy wants a hit. Whadaya know. So comin' at you and too bad, a little lady for the lad and he's over the wall and down the road, up the hill and dropped his load.
p.a. what the hell is that?	Potential assaultive.
that kind of behavior will get you a p.a. rating, my friend.	P.A. What the hell is that?
hi.	Hi.
make yourself at home, mister mcmurphy...	Thank you, ma'am,
after you, ma'am.	Thank you.
of course.  mister mcmurphy.	After you, ma'am.
ya know, i ain't never been in an institution of psychology before.	Oh...
i'm sure you will.	Ya know, I ain't never been in an institution of psychology before.
yes, sir, i sure am gonna enjoy my stay here.	I'm sure you will.
this way, mister mcmurphy.	Yes, ma'am...
yes, sir, it's a mighty nice fall day...	This way, Mister McMurphy.
hey, billy, stop cryin'. you don't have to cry... you ain't got nothin' to be ashamed of. she ain't gonna tell you mother... stop crying...	Yes, Miss Ratched!
we got your black ass now, washington, wanna bet another twenty?	No way...
ya fuckin' coon, you're not on the ward now!	Take you han's offa me!
what kind of crap is that???	Jus' playin' the game, sucker...
bet you ass...	You're a witness, Doc!
bet!	Bet you ass...
now you talkin'.	Bet!
how 'bout twenty?	Now you talkin'.
shit, man, tha' ain't even worth considerin'.	How 'bout twenty?
hey, sam, bet ya two bucks ya lose.	Shit, man, tha' ain't even worth considerin'.
huh?	Asshole.
who do you like in the opening game, sam?	Huh?
tha's your problem.	Who do you like in the opening game, Sam?
don't know if i can hold it that long, sam.	Tha's your problem.
nobody leaves here till seven thirty.	Don't know if I can hold it that long, Sam.
stand aside, sam, nature's callin'.	Nobody leaves here till seven thirty.
and you haven't heard the last of this!	Yes, ma'am...
yes, ma'am...	And you haven't heard the last of this!
i want those men put back to bed, mister turkle!	Yes, ma'am...
ah, no, ma'am... well, yes, ma'am...  a man get awful lonely at night, if ya know what ah mean, ma'am...	I want those men put back to bed, Mister Turkle!
you've been drinking on the job again, haven't you, mister turkle!	Ah, no, ma'am... well, yes, ma'am...  A man get awful lonely at night, if ya know what Ah mean, ma'am...
ah guess the natives are restless, ma'am...	You've been drinking on the job again, haven't you, Mister Turkle!
what are these men doing up wandering around?	Ah guess the natives are restless, ma'am...
cleanliness is a twenty-four-hour job, ma'am...	What are these men doing up wandering around?
at this hour?	Cleanliness is a twenty-four-hour job, ma'am...
jus' cleanin' up, ma'am.	At this hour?
the lights were flashing on and off, mister turkle.	Jus' cleanin' up, ma'am.
why, sure, ma'am...	The lights were flashing on and off, Mister Turkle.
is everything all right?	Why, sure, ma'am...
evenin', ma'am.	Is everything all right?
oh, there you are, mister turkle.	Evenin', ma'am.
don't you sweet talk me you ol' spook, you!	Oh, I'm all through talkin'. Now, let's just you an' me trip on down that hall.
you better believe it, you sweet little thing. you better believe it...	Don't you sweet talk me you ol' spook, you!
oh, yeah...	You better believe it, you sweet little thing. You better believe it...
now, miss. what do you want with twenty zombies when you got a twenty gun salute looking you right in the face.	Oh, yeah...
you ol' fucker!	Well, I'm running a risk by letting you in, Miss. You know I'm runnin' a risk of gettin' my black ass fired. If you understand what I mean...
i don't know anything about that, miss. i would have to examine you first...	You ol' fucker!
that's what i told his mother. and she said i was crazy. her son ate the whole fucking light bulb and she said i was crazy.	I don't know anything about that, Miss. I would have to examine you first...
oh, i see. he was a very sick man. very sick.	That's what I told his mother. And she said I was crazy. Her son ate the whole fucking light bulb and she said I was crazy.
he's dead.	Oh, I see. He was a very sick man. Very sick.
is he in an asylum?	He's dead.
i thought so.	Is he in an asylum?
well, miss... i would say... i would say, yes. yes, he's crazy.	I thought so.
not exactly, miss. not exactly.	Yeah, well, I'll tell ya somethin'. I'll tell ya somethin'. I had this boyfriend, Chuck.  Ya know him, Mac. Ya remember, Chuck.
smells like piss. is this real, candy? is this really real? i mean we are in an insane asylum, an' i wanna know how we got ourselves into this scene.	Shhh, please, Miss. Keep it down...
are they dangerous when they're awake?	Oh, no, Miss. Not these loonies. These are nice guys. Nice guys.
they're sleeping, miss. they're sleeping. an' we gotta keep it down so we don't disturb their sleep.	Are they dangerous when they're awake?
oh, that. that ain't nothin' to be afraid of, ma'am. just ol chief bromden. that's all...	Is he one of the loonies?
that!	Oh, that. That ain't nothin' to be afraid of, ma'am. Just ol Chief Bromden. That's all...
what?	That!
what's that?	What?
what happened?	What's that?
whew! hiya, boys!	Shhh... let's move it away from the window...
your grandmother?	Look, she wasn't a relative, okay? I don't know who she is.
of course not.	Your grandmother?
your mother.	Of course not.
no, she wasn't my sister.	Your mother.
she was your sister.	No, she wasn't my sister.
yes, but...  he was having an affair.	Si.
he is your husband, no?	Yes, but...  He was having an affair.
you didn't have that with you before.  prima non l'aveva con se.	It was late in arriving.  But it's here now.
you don't understand.  the man i'm supposed to marry is on that plane.	Okay, ma'am, just a moment.
great.  because, like i said, until you find it, we can't let you on the plane.	You don't understand.  The man I'm supposed to marry is on that plane.
i-- i must've misplaced it.	I'm sorry, but without a boarding pass we can't let you on the plane.
may i see your boarding pass, please?	I-- I must've misplaced it.
he said he thinks a woman he works with knows him.  her name's anna. but she won't be in 'til tomorrow.	So.  How do we get to Rome?
why?	Because.
no...  it's just very important that i find him, okay?	Why?
nobody here has any idea which way he went?	Once they pay the bill, we don't usually follow them.
he couldn't have checked out-- i was supposed to meet him here.	I'm very sorry.  Perhaps you misunderstood?
mr. bradley left about a half hour ago.  he said his plans had changed unexpectedly.  would you prefer an interior or exterior room?	He couldn't have checked out-- I was supposed to meet him here.
excuse me?	Mr. Bradley left about a half hour ago.  He said his plans had changed unexpectedly.  Would you prefer an interior or exterior room?
you ask what room he's in, okay?	Buona notte.
no.	Did he do some anonymous good deed for her?
is he some kind of celebrity or something?	No.
no.	Is he some kind of celebrity or something?
were they pen pals?	No.
really.  she thinks he's here. even though she's never met him. even though she's never laid eyes on him.	Seriously.
no, really.  what's she doing?	Really.  She thinks he's here. Even though she's never met him. Even though she's never laid eyes on him.
so she can drive through the streets of rome paging the man of her dreams.	No, really.  What's she doing?
what for?	So she can drive through the streets of Rome paging the man of her dreams.
she's trying to find out where she can rent a loudspeaker.	What for?
what's she doing?	She's trying to find out where she can rent a loudspeaker.
my friend has lost her fucking mind...	What's she doing?
so, what's the story with your friend?	My friend has lost her fucking mind...
my name isn't damon bradley.  i just told you it was damon bradley.	What is it?
what?	My name isn't Damon Bradley.  I just told you it was Damon Bradley.
yes.  we did.	It's alright...  this is our destiny.
we found each other, didn't we?	Yes.  We did.
you're sure...	We found each other, didn't we?
don't be afraid.  you can tell me.	You're sure...
let's find a telephone.	Sure-- But, before you do that, since we're putting all our cards on the table, I have a confession to make, too.
good.	Let's find a telephone.
i've never been more sure of anything in my life.	Good.
you're sure...	I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
it just happened.  i didn't plan it.  i was alone.  and he was... there.  but now everything's changed.  i owe it to him to let him know.  i need to tell him.	You're sure...
oh, right.  dwayne.  you're engaged to dwayne?	It just happened.  I didn't plan it.  I was alone.  And he was... there.  But now everything's changed.  I owe it to him to let him know.  I need to tell him.
what?...	I feel like I've been wandering in the desert for as long as I can remember.  With nothing but emptiness around me, wind and sun...  And suddenly, out of the blue, somehow I've found the oasis.
but...  just to be sure, maybe we ought to shatter each other's unrealistic images of perfection. you know, each of us admit something embarrassing about ourselves.	Okay.  Good idea.  You first.
my hair's kind of a mess, isn't it?	Your hair... is perfect.
yes.	My hair's kind of a mess, isn't it?
--separate, in the evening..."	Yes.
there's this poem by rilke, i don't remember the whole thing, but it's about that.  about waiting for that person, and wondering if you'll ever find them.  and the last line of it goes, "who knows?  perhaps the same bird echoed through both of us, yesterday--	--separate, in the evening..."
your great aunt.	What great aunt?
who's dying?	Your great aunt.
exactly.	Who's dying?
let's face it.  sooner or later we all die.	Exactly.
she's been acting weird lately, though.  i shoulda seen it coming. babbling on and on and on about "communication".  like i don't know how to communicate.	Let's face it.  Sooner or later we all die.
i don't get it.  she hasn't seen her since she was a kid, now just because she's dying, all of the sudden she's gotta see her again?	She's been acting weird lately, though.  I shoulda seen it coming. Babbling on and on and on about "communication".  Like I don't know how to communicate.
dwayne?	Dwayne Pinsley.  From high school. That's how I knew you were here. When you called, from the airport.
and, he's a friend of yours.  it's dwayne.	Dwayne?
except possibly that.	And, he's a friend of yours.  It's Dwayne.
i'm engaged.  i'm supposed to be married in two days.	Except possibly that.
nothing you could say would change the way i feel.	I'm engaged.  I'm supposed to be married in two days.
there is one other thing you should know about me.	Nothing you could say would change the way I feel.
no...	My car bumper has never held a winning sticker.
i'm a liberal!	No...
oh no.  do you?	No.
you don't think this is just infatuation, do you?	Oh no.  Do you?
a restaurant.  in piazza navona.	That's it.  That's it.  That's all I need to know.  Bless you, thank you, thank you.
what's mezzaluna?	A restaurant.  In Piazza Navona.
...has a prior commitment.	What's mezzaluna?
ask her if she knows how i might reach him?  if she has a telephone number?	Ha un numero di telefono?
no.	Ask her if she knows how I might reach him?  If she has a telephone number?
sa dov'e' lui?	No.
ask her if she knows where he is?	Sa dov'e' lui?
a very large pig.	Ask her if she knows where he is?
but faith--	What?...
i'll bring it back as soon as i can.	But Faith--
please, larry.  i have to hurry.	I'll bring it back as soon as I can.
but, faith--	Please, Larry.  I have to hurry.
don't worry, it's a long story, but i know who he is.  i know where to find him.	But, Faith--
faith, this guy you think is mr. right, he's... not what you think--	Don't worry, it's a long story, but I know who he is.  I know where to find him.
larry, can i borrow your car keys?	Faith, this guy you think is Mr. Right, he's... not what you think--
larry!  what are you doing here?  mom sent you.	No.
we'll know.	Okaaaaayyyy.
yeah, but, what if he doesn't live here?  like, what if he's a cannibal in new guinea or something?	If I live here, then he lives here. Fate wouldn't make a mistake like that.  And stop talking.  You're gonna ruin the spell.
don't be stupid, larry.  if he's my destiny, then, obviously, he has to be alive.	Yeah, but, what if he doesn't live here?  Like, what if he's a cannibal in New Guinea or something?
yeah, but, what if this guy lived a billion, trillion years ago? like, what if he was a cave man, and now he's dead?	Don't be stupid, Larry.  If he's my destiny, then, obviously, he has to be alive.
i'm not pushing it.	Wait.  I have to write this down.
hm.	Beautiful women who could lure men to their destruction with their singing.  Nobody's ever really seen them and lived to tell about it. But, I don't know.  An awful lot of ships wrecked on those rocks.
lots of history.  for example, did you know, according to legend, this coastline used to harbor sirens?	Hm.
non.  please.	Lots of history.  For example, did you know, according to legend, this coastline used to harbor Sirens?
smoking or non-smoking?	Non.  Please.
amazing.	Smoking or non-smoking?
it's an amazing place, don't you think?	Amazing.
so, this is what you do?  i mean when you're not playing other parts?	I take it things didn't work out between the two of you?
thanks.	So, this is what you do?  I mean when you're not playing other parts?
congratulations.	Thanks.
my picture's up?	Congratulations.
no, you gave a very convincing performance.  and you'll be pleased to know that your eight-by-ten glossy is now on display at the local playhouse.	My picture's up?
it was the moth stuff that gave it away, didn't it?  i knew that was too much.	No, you gave a very convincing performance.  And you'll be pleased to know that your eight-by-ten glossy is now on display at the local playhouse.
before you start picking your nose, i know he put you up to it.	It was the moth stuff that gave it away, didn't it?  I knew that was too much.
hi there...	Before you start picking your nose, I know he put you up to it.
you...	Hi there...
venice?  i love venice.  with the boats, right?...	Huh?  Uh, yeah-- I've gotta run. Tell Dwayne hi.  Maybe someday we can all get together.
i'm on my way to venice.  why?	Venice?  I love Venice.  With the boats, right?...
where are you going?	I'm on my way to Venice.  Why?
well, he'd have to hurry.  my flight leaves at four o'clock.	Where are you going?
uh-- in case dwayne wants to try to reach you.	Well, he'd have to hurry.  My flight leaves at four o'clock.
i'm at the airport.  why?	Uh-- in case Dwayne wants to try to reach you.
wait!!  where are you?	I'm at the airport.  Why?
right.  thanks a lot.  and congratulations.  it's not easy finding love these days.	WAIT!!  Where are you?
damon bradley...	Right.  Thanks a lot.  And congratulations.  It's not easy finding love these days.
i can hardly hear you.  could you spell that?	Damon Bradley...
my name's	I can hardly hear you.  Could you spell that?
i'm sure he'll be sorry to hear that.  who should i tell him called?	My name's
oh, hi.  i'm an old high school buddy of dwayne's.  i was in town this weekend, was hoping to stop by and surprise him. but i've gotta catch a plane so i'm afraid i'm not gonna be able to make it.	I'm sure he'll be sorry to hear that.  Who should I tell him called?
this is his fiancee.  who's this?	Oh, hi.  I'm an old high school buddy of Dwayne's.  I was in town this weekend, was hoping to stop by and surprise him. But I've gotta catch a plane so I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to make it.
who's this?	This is his fiancee.  Who's this?
he's not in at the moment.  can i take a message?	Who's this?
dwayne pinsley?  i'm trying to reach dwayne pinsley.	He's not in at the moment.  Can I take a message?
hello?  is anybody there?	Dwayne Pinsley?  I'm trying to reach Dwayne Pinsley.
i was hoping for the real thing.	I brought you that, too.
look, i just thought if you finally got rid of this obsession with this name, if you could get it out of your system once and for all, then maybe you'd be able to stop waiting and open your heart to someone real.  granted, ideally, me.  i didn't do it to hurt you.  i did it for you.  i did it for us...	There is no us.
if you had wanted to, you'd have gone home.	Look, I just thought if you finally got rid of this obsession with this name, if you could get it out of your system once and for all, then maybe you'd be able to stop waiting and open your heart to someone real.  Granted, ideally, me.  I didn't do it to hurt you.  I did it for you.  I did it for us...
that's not the point.  and what if i had wanted to?	If you had wanted to, you'd have gone home.
and this is the thanks i get.  i did you a favor.  you never wanted to marry that joker in the first place.	That's not the point.  And what if I had wanted to?
yes.	And this is the thanks I get.  I did you a favor.  You never wanted to marry that joker in the first place.
really?...	Yes.
no, it isn't.  i called off my wedding all because of you.	Really?...
very funny.	No, it isn't.  I called off my wedding all because of you.
gee, i'm flattered.  what an incredibly romantic gesture. cancel the roses, i've decided to lie to her instead.	Very funny.
yes.  i'm crazy.  you have driven me crazy.  no one in their right mind would go to this much trouble to win over someone as insane as you.  did it ever, even for one second, occur to you how much work it was to set all this up?  how many arrangements had to be made? how many players had to be coordinated?	Gee, I'm flattered.  What an incredibly romantic gesture. Cancel the roses, I've decided to lie to her instead.
rational?!  love is not rational! are you crazy?	Yes.  I'm crazy.  You have driven me crazy.  No one in their right mind would go to this much trouble to win over someone as insane as you.  Did it ever, even for one second, occur to you how much work it was to set all this up?  How many arrangements had to be made? How many players had to be coordinated?
don't you think you're overreacting just a little here?   we're talking about love, okay?  let's be rational.	Rational?!  Love is not rational! Are you crazy?
i would call it-- unforgivable.	Don't you think you're overreacting just a little here?   We're talking about love, okay?  Let's be rational.
what would you call it?	I would call it-- unforgivable.
a "little white lie"?  a "little white lie"?	What would you call it?
as i recall, you were on your way home.  and i didn't want you to go so, yes, i told you a little white lie.	A "little white lie"?  A "little white lie"?
well, i might've found him again if i hadn't left rome to make this pointless trip down here with you.	As I recall, you were on your way home.  And I didn't want you to go so, yes, I told you a little white lie.
i sabotaged it?  you're the one who lost him, remember?	Well, I might've found him again if I hadn't left Rome to make this pointless trip down here with you.
you're the reason i never met him. you knew it was the thing i most wanted in life and you sabotaged it.	I sabotaged it?  You're the one who lost him, remember?
and i can't believe you are so stubborn and so blind as to let some stranger, some phantom you've never even met destroy it.	You're the reason I never met him. You knew it was the thing I most wanted in life and you sabotaged it.
i can't believe you did that!	And I can't believe you are so stubborn and so blind as to let some stranger, some phantom you've never even met destroy it.
alright.  the truth is... i thought we had something here.	I can't believe you did that!
i don't know what you're talking about.  who told you that?	No one had to tell me.  He's starring in the local play.
who cares?!  you hired an actor??	I don't know what you're talking about.  Who told you that?
reptilian swine.  there's no such thing.  reptiles aren't swine.	Who cares?!  You hired an actor??
what?	Reptilian swine.  There's no such thing.  Reptiles aren't swine.
there's no such thing.	What?
you want a hint?  i'll give you a hint.  you are the lowest, most despicable, most reprehensible form of reptilian swine--	There's no such thing.
i'd call that a yes.  do i get a hint?	You want a hint?  I'll give you a hint.  You are the lowest, most despicable, most reprehensible form of reptilian swine--
get out!!	I'd call that a yes.  Do I get a hint?
is something the matter?	GET OUT!!
i just need to run up and get my bathing suit.	Okay.  I'll meet you at the dock in ten minutes.
you can't come to southern italy and not see the blue grotto.	I just need to run up and get my bathing suit.
yes.  i am.	In that case... no...
are you asking me out?	Yes.  I am.
thank you.  so, since i have a few more days of vacation left, i was wondering if maybe you'd want to do something sometime.  i mean, you know, if you don't have... other plans.	Are you asking me out?
well.  congratulations.	Thank you.  So, since I have a few more days of vacation left, I was wondering if maybe you'd want to do something sometime.  I mean, you know, if you don't have... other plans.
no.  i mean yes, i'm not.  i decided to call it off.  well, actually, it was kind of mutual.	Well.  Congratulations.
you aren't?	No.  I mean yes, I'm not.  I decided to call it off.  Well, actually, it was kind of mutual.
yeah...  well, anyway, i also wanted to tell you, i'm not getting married.	You aren't?
i know the feeling.	Yeah...  Well, anyway, I also wanted to tell you, I'm not getting married.
it seems like ever since i found out about this guy, this name, i've been kind of crazy.  like i was on drugs or something.	I know the feeling.
no.  i just came by to apologize.	It seems like ever since I found out about this guy, this name, I've been kind of crazy.  Like I was on drugs or something.
no.  are you're leaving?	No.  I just came by to apologize.
hi.  are you... busy?	No.  Are you're leaving?
hi.	Hi.  Are you... busy?
promise me you won't leave without saying goodbye.	No.  Course not.
yeah.  well, was the least i could do.	No, it was more than that.  It was very generous of you.  It was very kind.
i'm sorry.	I feel like the world's biggest idiot.
i guess he turned out to be kind of a loser, huh?	I'm sorry.
yeah.	I guess he turned out to be kind of a loser, huh?
you okay?	Yeah.
well, how about those old romantic movies with those great stars, huh? like audrey hepburn.	Actually, I think I prefer Katherine Hepburn.
the boston pops.  season tickets.	Well, how about those old romantic movies with those great stars, huh? Like Audrey Hepburn.
how about music?  you like classical?	The Boston Pops.  Season tickets.
well, what about books?  you like hemingway?  you gotta love hemingway.	The Sun Also Rises.  For Whom the Bell Tolls.  The Old Man and the--
so were you.	Exactly.  Besides, no hard feelings.  You found somebody.  I found somebody. I thought we could double.
i just wanted to keep an eye on you.  the guy's a total stranger, remember?	So were you.
why are you doing this?	I just wanted to keep an eye on you.  The guy's a total stranger, remember?
say, i saw where they had motor boats for rent down in the harbor. why don't we all go for an evening cruise around the bay?	I don't know if that's such a--
you were saying...	Boy, that looks tasty.  What is that?
what are you doing here?	We were hungry.
what?...	What are you doing here?
nice dress.	Thank you, Peter.  Thank you so much.
what?	Nice dress.
hey--	What?
you too.	Hey--
oh, thanks.  well, have a good time.	You too.
just to that place down at the bottom of the stairs.  nothing fancy.	Oh, thanks.  Well, have a good time.
where are you going?  just-- out of curiosity...	Just to that place down at the bottom of the stairs.  Nothing fancy.
well, good.  good for you.	Anyway, that's why I came by.  I need to fix this button.  Do you have a needle and thread?
and she's a knock-out, too.	Well, good.  Good for you.
yeah.	And she's a knock-out, too.
oh.  that's nice.	Yeah.
well, it looks like we both lucked out.  i just met somebody myself. somebody my aunt introduced me to.	Oh.  That's nice.
you found him.  i don't know how to thank you.	Well, it looks like we both lucked out.  I just met somebody myself. Somebody my aunt introduced me to.
so.  you found him.	You found him.  I don't know how to thank you.
hi, peter.	Hi.
do you want me to do it?	NO.
right now?	Oh, and I forgot to tell you.  He's here with his mother.
he's out by the pool right now.	Right now?
mickey spillane?	Or Hustler.
mickey spillane.	Mickey Spillane?
please.  i need to know.	Mickey Spillane.
i'd really rather not say.	Please.  I need to know.
tell me.	I'd really rather not say.
uh, i'd rather not say.	Tell me.
he likes to read...  did he mention anyone in particular?	Uh, I'd rather not say.
the guy at the hotel told me he always wears a gold medallion, and usually has a book or magazine with him.	He likes to read...  Did he mention anyone in particular?
why?	Because-- I want you to be happy.
look, i know there's no going back for us.  that's not it.  i just want to make this up to you.  clear my relationship karma.  and i know the area, i've got some cousins down there.  please.  let me do this for you.  let this be my gift to you.	Why?
oh no, i don't think that would be a good idea.	Look, I know there's no going back for us.  That's not it.  I just want to make this up to you.  Clear my relationship karma.  And I know the area, I've got some cousins down there.  Please.  Let me do this for you.  Let this be my gift to you.
it's in the south.  i've still got my rental car.  i can get you there by morning...	Oh no, I don't think that would be a good idea.
where's positano?	It's in the south.  I've still got my rental car.  I can get you there by morning...
i went back to that restaurant and i spoke with his waiter, just on an off chance, you know, and, anyway-- he knew the name of the guy's hotel.  so, i called there, they said he left yesterday.  but, apparently he comes here every year, always follows the same route.  he always goes from here down the coast to the le sirenuse hotel in positano.  i called.  and they told me he's checked in.	Where's Positano?
because.  i know where he is.	I went back to that restaurant and I spoke with his waiter, just on an off chance, you know, and, anyway-- he knew the name of the guy's hotel.  So, I called there, they said he left yesterday.  But, apparently he comes here every year, always follows the same route.  He always goes from here down the coast to the Le Sirenuse hotel in Positano.  I called.  And they told me he's checked in.
why not?	Because.  I know where he is.
fine.  okay.  forget me.  leave me out of it.  but don't go throwing your life away on somebody you don't love.	Who says I don't love him?...
don't you see?..  we're not the ones who are meant to be.  you're the man of somebody else's dreams.	Because I don't have the right name?!
no, that wasn't a lie.  that was...  a mirage.	Don't you see?..  We're not the ones who are meant to be.  You're the man of somebody else's dreams.
what about the oasis in the desert? are you telling me that was a lie?	No, that wasn't a lie.  That was...  a mirage.
so it wasn't real.	What about the oasis in the desert? Are you telling me that was a lie?
so?	So it wasn't real.
look, peter, i don't hate you. but what we had was an illusion. mutual wishful thinking.  we both wanted to believe it for awhile, but it was all founded on a lie.	So?
there must be something i can do, something i can say to make this up to you?...  just tell me what it is, i'll say it.  i'll do it. i don't want you to hate me.	Look, Peter, I don't hate you. But what we had was an illusion. Mutual wishful thinking.  We both wanted to believe it for awhile, but it was all founded on a lie.
he's a podiatrist.  pain is your body's way of telling you something is wrong.  your toe is trying to tell you not to do it.	There must be something I can do, something I can say to make this up to you?...  Just tell me what it is, I'll say it.  I'll do it. I don't want you to hate me.
what?	He's a podiatrist.  Pain is your body's way of telling you something is wrong.  Your toe is trying to tell you not to do it.
you stubbed your toe, don't you think that's a sign?	What?
because i'd like to think at least one of you feels that way.  does he  know who you are?	You stubbed your toe, don't you think that's a sign?
why are you asking me this?	Because I'd like to think at least one of you feels that way.  Does he  know who you are?
you didn't answer my question.	Why are you asking me this?
he wants to marry me, doesn't he?	You didn't answer my question.
does he love you?	He wants to marry me, doesn't he?
so?!  is there something wrong with loving somebody who's safe?	Does he love you?
he's safe.	So?!  Is there something wrong with loving somebody who's safe?
because i know who dwayne is, and he's reliable and stable and wants to marry me.	He's safe.
to the foot doctor.	Yes.
yes.	To the foot doctor.
yes?!  to be married, i suppose.	Yes.
if it's any of your business, yes.	Yes?!  To be married, I suppose.
why can't you just tell me?	If it's any of your business, yes.
you are leaving, aren't you?	Why can't you just tell me?
no.	You are leaving, aren't you?
are you okay?  you want some help?	NO.
i know i'm limping.  i stubbed my toe.	Are you okay?  You want some help?
you're limping.	I know I'm limping.  I stubbed my toe.
i'm in love with you.	Oh, come on...  What kind of an excuse is that?
how could you do this to me?	I'm in love with you.
you said whatever it was you would understand.	That was before I found out what it was.
that's not the point.	You said whatever it was you would understand.
what?	Let's face it.  You want me.
so, what are we waiting for?	What?
so, you say you've been to italy before?	A few times.  It's kind of an annual tradi--
oh, hello.	Mommy, this is Faith.
faith, this is my mother.	Oh, hello.
so what do you think?	Uh, the scampi sounds good to me, too.
hmmmm... well, the scampi sounds good...	You like shrimp?  I like shrimp.
what looks good?	Hmmmm... Well, the scampi sounds good...
don't worry about it.  you're my guest.	What looks good?
nothing.  prices are a little steep here, aren't they?	Don't worry about it.  You're my guest.
excuse me?	Nothing.  Prices are a little steep here, aren't they?
well, to-- new friends.	And more...
really...	Well, to-- new friends.
really?	Really...
you know, i noticed you out at the pool even before we spoke.  i could sense the chemistry between us.	Really?
brunello di montalcino, '85, please.	You know, I noticed you out at the pool even before we spoke.  I could sense the chemistry between us.
sure.	Brunello di Montalcino, '85, please.
oh, faith.  my name's faith.	It's a pleasure to meet you, Faith.
aren't you going to tell me who you are?	Oh, Faith.  My name's Faith.
yes?	Aren't you going to tell me who you are?
wait.	Yes?
okay.  good.  see you then, then.	Wait.
i'll look forward to it.	Okay.  Good.  See you then, then.
sure.	You would?  Really?
would you be willing to have dinner with me?	Sure.
well, not exactly...	Would you be willing to have dinner with me?
any night.	Well, not exactly...
tonight?	Any night.
i was wondering...  do you have dinner plans?	Tonight?
just since yesterday.	I just got here, too.  Not yesterday.  But, just now.  Today. Just a few minutes ago.  Yeah, we just got here...  I mean, I just got here.  I'm single.
been here long?	Just since yesterday.
sure is.	Been here long?
beautiful place...	Sure is.
hello.	Beautiful place...
you're damon bradley?	Uh huh.
he's gone.  he told me what happened.  he just left for the airport.	Larry, did you rent a car?
i'm fine.  have you seen peter?	He's gone.  He told me what happened.  He just left for the airport.
what about larry?	I don't know.  I've just been thinking... maybe this destiny thing is more of a do-it-yourself operation.  Maybe the things that are meant to be are the things we want badly enough to fight for.
and larry?...	What about Larry?
well... i ought to be getting home anyway.  the kids'll be back from camp soon.  the house is probably a mess.	And Larry?...
oh.	Well... I ought to be getting home anyway.  The kids'll be back from camp soon.  The house is probably a mess.
actually, no.  there's not going to be a wedding.	Oh.
well, i realized, if you're getting married, you're gonna be needing the maid of honor, right?	Actually, no.  There's not going to be a wedding.
i didn't expect you back so soon.	Well, I realized, if you're getting married, you're gonna be needing the maid of honor, right?
uh huh.	I didn't expect you back so soon.
kate is that you?	Uh huh.
so...	So.  I guess I've got a wedding to go to.
i came all the way to italy in search of a weasel.	When you could've found one in America.
yup.	I came all the way to Italy in search of a weasel.
i spent my whole life waiting for a creep.	Yup.
yes.  he is.	I spent my whole life waiting for a creep.
he's a jerk.	Yes.  He is.
maybe if i kiss him i'll feel it.	Or maybe it'll turn him back into a toad.
i thought this was supposed to be the one guy in the world you wouldn't need to change.	Maybe if I kiss him I'll feel it.
maybe i can change him.	I thought this was supposed to be the one guy in the world you wouldn't need to change.
and he is living proof.	No, I think maybe you've been right.  I think I may have been too critical in the past.
no one's perfect, kate.	And he is living proof.
not only is he a momma's boy and a fascist, he says "nuculear" and "irregardless".	No one's perfect, Kate.
kate.  thank god you're there. i need help.	Uh huh...  Okay, we'll be there. How is he, anyway?
my god... you're right.	Faith, I'm kidding.  Is this how you plan to get what you want from life?  When you finally find it, you turn and run away from it?
it means you're a completely worthless excuse for a human being, and the fates have all conspired to make you miserable.	My God... you're right.
what if he doesn't like me?	It means you're a completely worthless excuse for a human being, and the fates have all conspired to make you miserable.
whatareyoudoing?!	What if he doesn't like me?
joan collins stayed here.	Is Damon Bradley here?
amazing...	He's down in someplace called Positano.  Peter says we can make it there by morning.
yes.  isn't that amazing?	Amazing...
peter found him?	Yes.  Isn't that amazing?
i'm sure.  and kate, thank you for coming.  thank you for being such a good friend.	I'll be back before you leave.
you sure you'll be okay?	I'm sure.  And Kate, thank you for coming.  Thank you for being such a good friend.
no.  no, you go ahead.	You sure you'll be okay?
what?	I'm just not ready to go home quite yet, that's all.
who said i was going?	What?
the last dead end in a long series of dead ends that i am relieved to finally be leaving behind.  may as well start packing, our cab's gonna be here in an hour.	Who said I was going?
peter?  peter was a mistake.  an imposter.	The last dead end in a long series of dead ends that I am relieved to finally be leaving behind.  May as well start packing, our cab's gonna be here in an hour.
what about peter?...	Peter?  Peter was a mistake.  An imposter.
yeah, well, obviously it wasn't meant to be.  i've got forty-eight hours.  i can still make it home in time to marry dwayne and try to forget any of this ever happened.	What about Peter?...
...and a fortune teller.	Yeah, well, obviously it wasn't meant to be.  I've got forty-eight hours.  I can still make it home in time to marry Dwayne and try to forget any of this ever happened.
it was a ouija board, remember?	...and a fortune teller.
i know, but...	It was a ouija board, remember?
i thought you were the one who didn't think i should've come in the first place.	I know, but...
so you're just quitting?  just like that?	I thought you were the one who didn't think I should've come in the first place.
why do they read kids fairy tales in the first place?  children are very impressionable, you know.	So you're just quitting?  Just like that?
okay, a lot of bad luck.  but that means the odds are probably in your favor now.  this is no time to give up.	Why do they read kids fairy tales in the first place?  Children are very impressionable, you know.
a little bad luck?	Okay, a lot of bad luck.  But that means the odds are probably in your favor now.  This is no time to give up.
so, you've had a little bad luck.	A little bad luck?
because i've been kidding myself. because i realized you were right from the beginning.  this whole thing was just a wild goose chase.	So, you've had a little bad luck.
why?	Because I've been kidding myself. Because I realized you were right from the beginning.  This whole thing was just a wild goose chase.
packing.	Why?
sightseeing...  what're you doing?	Packing.
hi.  where've you been?	Sightseeing...  What're you doing?
hi-iii...	Hi.  Where've you been?
but how could he know?  he only just met me.	Men have ways.
yeah.  sociopaths.  they're able to figure out what you want them to be and then they act like that.	But how could he know?  He only just met me.
no... like a psychiatrist.	Don't be silly.  How's a psychiatrist gonna find him?
like a detective.	No... Like a psychiatrist.
i think it's time we got some professional help.	Like a detective.
i meant about my idea.	I think it's time we got some professional help.
that was really sweet...	I meant about my idea.
and then what, faith?	And then... we rent a truck, or a car, either one, and we set up a loudspeaker, and we drive through the surrounding areas, and we page him.
okay, here's what i think.  we find out what all the subway stops for that train are-- the subway system's really not that big in rome, we could narrow it down and--	And then what, Faith?
well, nobody can say we didn't try.	Okay, here's what I think.  We find out what all the subway stops for that train are-- the subway system's really not that big in Rome, we could narrow it down and--
what?	Good luck.
faith--	What?
right.  okay...  it's meant to be right?  this is it.	Faith--
faith.  so far you've trailed the man halfway around the globe.  at this point, i don't think another fifteen feet is gonna tip the scales.	Right.  Okay...  It's meant to be right?  This is it.
right, right...  okay..  you don't think he's gonna think i'm too aggressive?	Faith.  So far you've trailed the man halfway around the globe.  At this point, I don't think another fifteen feet is gonna tip the scales.
is he looking at us?	Nope.
he's sitting in the fourth booth down, on the left hand side, with his back to us.  he's wearing a navy jacket.  if you turn around, you can see part of his right elbow.	Is he looking at us?
oh my god.  where?	He's sitting in the fourth booth down, on the left hand side, with his back to us.  He's wearing a navy jacket.  If you turn around, you can see part of his right elbow.
he's heeeeeerrre...	Oh my God.  Where?
okay, okay.  you join him.  but first will you ask if he's here?	He's heeeeeerrre...
not if you don't count the sixth grade.	Okay, okay.  You join him.  But first will you ask if he's here?
sure you did.	Not if you don't count the sixth grade.
i never even got to be single.	Sure you did.
because i'm the one who's single.	I never even got to be single.
well, how come we're always looking for guys for you?	Because I'm the one who's single.
i told you.  if he sees me here with another guy, he's gonna think i'm here with another guy.  i just don't want to send any confusing signals.	Well, how come we're always looking for guys for you?
so what's in a name?  i wanna join him.  i don't see why we can't join him.	I told you.  If he sees me here with another guy, he's gonna think I'm here with another guy.  I just don't want to send any confusing signals.
i sort of wanted to wait to see if maybe he'd notice me first?	You've travelled over six thousand miles and now you're gonna play hard to get?
all of the sudden, i'm feeling kind of nervous.  god, i hate blind dates.  why couldn't we just have arranged marriages in america?	You're right.  At least that way you could spend the rest of your life blaming your parents instead of yourself.  Smile.
i don't know.  i just asked her if she knew him and all of the sudden--	What's she saying?
what did you say to her?	I don't know.  I just asked her if she knew him and all of the sudden--
her brother.	Right.  My brother.
anna, i'm faith.  you don't know how happy i am to meet you.  you see, i'm trying to find someone, and--	Her brother.
larry bought himself cologne?	Polo.
he went out and bought himself men's cologne the other day.  did i tell you that?	Larry bought himself cologne?
that was a long time ago.	And you know what I thought then, Kate?  I thought, I hope someday I have somebody who loves me that much.  I still hope that.
'course he does.	You know, when Larry and I got married, I thought we were so lucky we found each other so early. People talk about spending their lives together, how many of them really get to?  But maybe I was wrong.  Maybe sooner or later everything wears out.
you think he misses me at all?	'Course he does.
i don't know, kate.  i just said that.  i'm sorry.  i'm just on edge.  i'm afraid we're losing him.	You think he misses me at all?
so, what exactly is larry's side of the story, anyway?	I don't know, Kate.  I just said that.  I'm sorry.  I'm just on edge.  I'm afraid we're losing him.
sorry.	So, what exactly is Larry's side of the story, anyway?
well, you don't have to get snippy with me.	Sorry.
you expecting somebody you know?	Well, you don't have to get snippy with me.
what's that supposed to mean?...	Nothing.
you know, no offense or anything kate, but i think i'm starting to see larry's side of the story.	What's that supposed to mean?...
i'm hungry.	You know, no offense or anything Kate, but I think I'm starting to see Larry's side of the story.
we would've had enough gas to get us there if you hadn't gotten us lost.  besides, a kilometer is less than a mile.	Right.  So we should've been able to cover more of them.
i told you a liter was less than a gallon.	We would've had enough gas to get us there if you hadn't gotten us lost.  Besides, a kilometer is less than a mile.
couldn't we just have taken a train?	The book said they have a lot of rail strikes in Italy.
your brother?	What was I gonna do?  Tell him the truth?
only what?	Only, it's in Italian...
a phone message.  only--	Only what?
what is it?	A phone message.  Only--
we're saved!	What is it?
we're not looking to arrest the man, faith, we're trying to locate him.	Oh.  Right.
maybe there's fingerprints on it?	We're not looking to arrest the man, Faith, we're trying to locate him.
a rich, possibly fat, slob.	Maybe there's fingerprints on it?
a butterfinger wrapper.	A rich, possibly fat, slob.
what'd you find?	A Butterfinger wrapper.
ah ha!...	What'd you find?
so?	So, maybe his room hasn't been cleaned yet.  Maybe there's something in there that might help us.  Maybe they'll let us go in and take a look around.
the guy at the desk said he only left about a half hour ago, right?	So?
i just got a dial tone--	The guy at the desk said he only left about a half hour ago, right?
did i or did i not offer to have it cleaned?	I don't think he understood what you were saying.  What's the airport number?
you can't really blame him for being upset.  it was an armani suit.	Did I or did I not offer to have it cleaned?
what are you doing?	He fell out.
just once more, so you'll be sure to know what to look for.	Faith, I've seen it already, okay? If I spot somebody who's got a head that's an eighth of an inch around, standing underneath a tuba, I'll recognize him from the photo. Otherwise, I'm telling you, it's not gonna do me any good.
you and the other 99% of the women in the world.	Just once more, so you'll be sure to know what to look for.
i'll never meet the man of my dreams.	You and the other 99% of the women in the world.
you gave it your best shot.  you tried.	We lost him?...
i can't believe we came all this way and he's gone.	You gave it your best shot.  You tried.
yes.  cathy lee crosby stayed here.	Well, we're here.  And more importantly, he's here.  We'll cut back on everything else.
are you sure?	Yes.  Cathy Lee Crosby stayed here.
"of the rich and famous".  of which we are neither.  are you out of your mind?  we can't afford this.	Are you sure?
what?	"Of the Rich and Famous".  Of which we are neither.  Are you out of your mind?  We can't afford this.
this is a lifestyles hotel.	What?
"gritty"?  is this gonna be one of those youth hostel dives jammed with backpackers who don't believe in deodorant?	I don't know...  Maybe.  Think of it as an adventure.
it's called... the gritty palace.	"Gritty"?  Is this gonna be one of those youth hostel dives jammed with backpackers who don't believe in deodorant?
the book said they have boats that are like taxis...  vaporettos.  what's the name of the place we're staying again?	It's called... the Gritty Palace.
now what do we do?	The book said they have boats that are like taxis...  Vaporettos.  What's the name of the place we're staying again?
you okay?	Sure.  I'm fine.  I don't know why I never did this before.  I mean, what's the big deal?
i keep it in the glove compartment in case of emergencies.	You're coming with me?
live happily ever after.	Maybe.
how hard can it be?  i'll land there, i'll go to his hotel, i'll introduce myself, and--	Live happily ever after.
a foreign land full of millions of italian men...  speaking italian with italian accents and those huge brown eyes and that silky olive skin...	How hard can it be?  I'll land there, I'll go to his hotel, I'll introduce myself, and--
you're just going to fly to italy and start combing the streets?	He was on his way to Venice, right? I called the tourist bureau and I must've called every hotel in the city, but I found where he's staying.
thank you so much.	You're just going to fly to Italy and start combing the streets?
my god, you have...	Thank you so much.
no, i haven't.  and you forgot about the fortune teller.	My God, you have...
i can't believe we did this.  do i have to remind you that your wedding is in six days?	Look, I know you think this is irresponsible of me, but think how much more irresponsible it would be to marry the wrong person.
does dwayne know about this?	Of course not.  I told him I was going to visit a great aunt.  And don't tell Larry, either.
would you stop saying that?  i need you to do me a really big favor.	Does Dwayne know about this?
because you were afraid to fly.	Would you stop saying that?  I need you to do me a really big favor.
that's where you're wrong.  i got one nine years ago.  i just never had an opportunity to use it.	Because you were afraid to fly.
you don't have a passport.	That's where you're wrong.  I got one nine years ago.  I just never had an opportunity to use it.
i have vacation time coming to me.	You don't have a passport.
what about your job?	I have vacation time coming to me.
it's still the new year...	What about your job?
but it's july.	It's still the new year...
it was my new year's resolution to overcome it.	But it's July.
it's a coincidence.	The woman at my dry cleaners believes there's no such thing as coincidence.
it's a miracle.	It's a coincidence.
no...  i can just tell.	After all, he is my brother, and I know he can be kind of a jerk sometimes, but I know him pretty well, and I really don't think--
have you seen him with someone?	No...  I can just tell.
is that bad?...	I think he's having an affair.
larry brought me flowers last night.	Is that bad?...
kate, is something the matter?	Larry brought me flowers last night.
i mean, just how long are you going to cling to this childish illusion that it's all supposed to be perfect?  well, guess what?... it isn't.  not for you, not for anybody.	Kate, is something the matter?
i understand, kate.  what do you think of this garter?	I mean, just how long are you going to cling to this childish illusion that it's all supposed to be perfect?  Well, guess what?... It isn't.  Not for you, not for anybody.
people have problems, insecurities, flaws-- and you have to learn to compromise, to overlook, to forgive.  it's not settling, faith, it's life.  real life.	I understand, Kate.  What do you think of this garter?
i know.  you're right.	People have problems, insecurities, flaws-- and you have to learn to compromise, to overlook, to forgive.  It's not settling, Faith, it's life.  Real life.
let me tell you something about love.  there are no prince charmings, there are no glass slippers.  love is hard work.	I know.  You're right.
yeah.  i guess you're right.  i really like the wallpaper we picked out for the den.	Let me tell you something about love.  There are no prince charmings, there are no glass slippers.  Love is hard work.
but one day you wake up and realize you've been had.  of course life isn't like the movies.  that's why there are movies.	Yeah.  I guess you're right.  I really like the wallpaper we picked out for the den.
that's the problem.  when you're a kid you think life is gonna be like the movies.  dreams come true, the good guys win, people live happily ever after... all that crap.  turn.	But one day you wake up and realize you've been had.  Of course life isn't like the movies.  That's why there are movies.
oh, i don't know.  i guess it's just not quite the way i always thought it was going to be.  you know, like in the movies.	That's the problem.  When you're a kid you think life is gonna be like the movies.  Dreams come true, the good guys win, people live happily ever after... all that crap.  Turn.
but what?	Oh, I don't know.  I guess it's just not quite the way I always thought it was going to be.  You know, like in the movies.
i know...  it was.	But what?
i think it was sweet of him to pick it out.	I know...  It was.
look how big it makes me look.  i look like an alp.	I think it was sweet of him to pick it out.
come on, it's not so bad.	Look how big it makes me look.  I look like an Alp.
yes you did.	Well, I wouldn't've if I hadn't thought I was in love.
he begged me to marry him.  i didn't even want to marry him.	Yes you did.
why should i ask someone out who i don't want to go out with in the first place?	If you've never been out with him, how do you know you don't want to go out with him?
why don't you ask him?	Why should I ask someone out who I don't want to go out with in the first place?
no.  he's never asked me.	Why don't you ask him?
"thrills"?  that's what you're waiting for?  you know how long that lasts?  besides, how do you know?  have you ever been out with him?	No.  He's never asked me.
you don't have any idea?	He's a podiatrist or something.
i don't know, kate.	You don't have any idea?
what's he do?	I don't know, Kate.
so, he's not my type.  let me walk you to the elevator.	What's he do?
so?...	So, he's not my type.  Let me walk you to the elevator.
i don't know.  i don't think so.	So?...
is he gay?	I don't know.  I don't think so.
no.	Is he gay?
is he married?	No.
no.	Is he married?
i wish you didn't have to go so early.	Yeah, well, Larry and his friends are hungry.  And I did say I'd try to pick something up.
no, faith.  they came out of somebody's imagination.	I wish you didn't have to go so early.
just that they came out of somebody's experience is all.	No, Faith.  They came out of somebody's imagination.
so, what's your point?	Just that they came out of somebody's experience is all.
but somebody wrote those songs.	So, what's your point?
yes.  you know all the shrinks on donahue say that all those love songs about some enchanted evening are just a cruel hoax that feeds people's fantasies.	But somebody wrote those songs.
is everything okay?	Yes.  You know all the shrinks on Donahue say that all those love songs about some enchanted evening are just a cruel hoax that feeds people's fantasies.
metaphorically, i still don't have an amana freezer.	I think if you're honest with yourself, you'll admit you've had a chance at a number of Amana appliances in your lifetime.
it's a metaphor.  it's women who always think there's some unknown out there that's going to be better than what's in front of them.  and instead wind up with nothing.	Metaphorically, I still don't have an Amana freezer.
i don't have an amana freezer.	It's a metaphor.  It's women who always think there's some unknown out there that's going to be better than what's in front of them.  And instead wind up with nothing.
so, you gotta be a little flexible. look at your brother and me. larry's not perfect, neither am i.  but we work it out.  we're not unrealistic in our expectations, and we have each other.  i think you've got the door number three syndrome.	Don't tell me, Oprah did a show--
oh.	So, you gotta be a little flexible. Look at your brother and me. Larry's not perfect, neither am I.  But we work it out.  We're not unrealistic in our expectations, and we have each other.  I think you've got the Door Number Three Syndrome.
scientologist.	Oh.
how about that guy at the bank?	Scientologist.
just moved in with his girlfriend.	How about that guy at the bank?
how about the other one?  his friend.	Just moved in with his girlfriend.
no.  he smokes.	How about the other one?  His friend.
what about that guy you work with, mike what's-his-name?	No.  He smokes.
you're an accountant for cryin' out loud.	What about that guy you work with, Mike what's-his-name?
i don't believe in statistics.	You're an accountant for cryin' out loud.
i don't know, i guess i never really thought about it...  is larry here?	Yeah.  He's around somewhere.
huh?	That's exactly what you are.
giovanni.	Huh?
you think i'm just one of those italian casanovas.  the guys who try to seduce every woman who comes their way.  who prey on unhappily married women.  who lure unsuspecting--	Giovanni.
but i do want to.	You think I'm just one of those Italian Casanovas.  The guys who try to seduce every woman who comes their way.  Who prey on unhappily married women.  Who lure unsuspecting--
you don't have to go if you don't want to...	But I do want to.
no, you don't understand.  it's been wonderful meeting you.  but... i have a husband.  i have two kids at camp.  i have a life i have to go back to.	You don't have to go if you don't want to...
i thank you.	No, you don't understand.  It's been wonderful meeting you.  But... I have a husband.  I have two kids at camp.  I have a life I have to go back to.
giovanni, i want to thank you.	I thank you.
how old are you?	What do the years matter?  I've known you for centuries...
you see, in america they care for work, they live to work.  but in italy, they care for food, for love, for pleasure...	How old are you?
oh.	You see, in America they care for work, they live to work.  But in Italy, they care for food, for love, for pleasure...
it's siesta.	Oh.
oh, hello.  i just came by to see if you wanted to join me for a drink, but--	I'd love to.
giovanni, this is faith's friend, peter.	Oh, hello.  I just came by to see if you wanted to join me for a drink, but--
oh.	Giovanni, this is Faith's friend, Peter.
a porco?	A pig!  A pig!  She's saying he's a pig.
she's saying he's a-- a--  porco.	A porco?
my friend is looking for her brother and she thinks this woman knows where he is.  can you tell us what she's saying?	She's saying he's a-- a--  porco.
no.  well, i don't know.  well, maybe.  later.	This is your most lucky day.  My family runs a pension not three blocks from here.
you are looking for a place to stay, no, kate?	No.  Well, I don't know.  Well, maybe.  Later.
kate.	You are looking for a place to stay, no, Kate?
and you are?...	Kate.
and you didn't tell her?	She didn't give me a chance.
she said she knew where to find him, and then she grabbed my car keys, and--	And you didn't tell her?
she what?!	She said she knew where to find him, and then she grabbed my car keys, and--
yeah--	Faith.  Larry has something he wants to tell you about Damon Bradley.
i came after the woman i love.	He missed me.
larry, you've got to tell her.	I can't tell her.  She's called off her wedding.  She'll never speak to me again.
it was a harmless little prank. who in the world would've thought she'd spend her life waiting for this guy?	Larry, you've got to tell her.
i thought she'd get a kick out of it.	It was a harmless little prank. Who in the world would've thought she'd spend her life waiting for this guy?
he existed.  he was some kid i knew from little league.  he was a real jerk.  you say he's a friend of dwayne's?	Went to high school with him. But...
are you saying you just made the whole thing up?  the guy never even existed?	He existed.  He was some kid I knew from Little League.  He was a real jerk.  You say he's a friend of Dwayne's?
it was just a joke.  i was pushing the arrow.  i wanted to get to the next question.  i wanted to find out who was gonna win the series.	Are you saying you just made the whole thing up?  The guy never even existed?
what?  you know him?	It was just a joke.  I was pushing the arrow.  I wanted to get to the next question.  I wanted to find out who was gonna win the Series.
damon bradley?  that's why you're here?	What?  You know him?
you used to love it when i called you doll.	You said it differently then.
don't call me doll, larry.  i hate it when you call me doll.	You used to love it when I called you doll.
we're all desperate for the money, doll.  that's what made this country great.  back me up on this candy, am i right?	Don't call me doll, Larry.  I hate it when you call me doll.
sociologist.  and because.  pawn shops are just like prostitutes, farm auctions and coal miners.  they're all for sale, but none of 'em would be if they weren't desperate for the money.	We're all desperate for the money, doll.  That's what made this country great.  Back me up on this Candy, am I right?
it's not exploitation.  these people wanna sell and i wanna buy. how are golf clubs exploitation?  she takes one night class and suddenly she's a socialist.	Sociologist.  And because.  Pawn shops are just like prostitutes, farm auctions and coal miners.  They're all for sale, but none of 'em would be if they weren't desperate for the money.
not only is it tacky, it's exploitation.	It's not exploitation.  These people wanna sell and I wanna buy. How are golf clubs exploitation?  She takes one night class and suddenly she's a socialist.
and we didn't have to bring another present?	No.
right.	And we didn't have to bring another present?
this is the last one before the wedding, right?	Right.
no, why?	Well, there's nothing here to eat.
uh, yeah.  sure.  honey, did you forget the guys are coming over tonight?	No, why?
you miss me?...	Uh, yeah.  Sure.  Honey, did you forget the guys are coming over tonight?
kate, you're still there?  i thought you'd be on your way home by now.	You miss me?...
thanks.	Sorry...
oh, it's you.  it's only peter.	Thanks.
that's the guy you've been waiting for all these years?	Aren't you gonna go introduce yourself?
i mean, realistically, what are the odds that this is a terrific guy?	Ten billion to one.
and if that's not destiny, i don't know what is.	That's really romantic.
whatever.  and i thought, please god, give me a sign, give me some way to keep this woman from getting into that taxi and disappearing from my life forever.  and he did. she told me the name.  granted, it wasn't my name, but it was a start.	And if that's not destiny, I don't know what is.
mania.	Whatever.  And I thought, please God, give me a sign, give me some way to keep this woman from getting into that taxi and disappearing from my life forever.  And He did. She told me the name.  Granted, it wasn't my name, but it was a start.
and then i saw her.  and all i know is, when i looked in her eyes i saw something... light.  and life and passion and yearning.  and something else i can't even put my finger on, something i'd never seen before--	Mania.
do you know i wasn't even supposed to be in rome?  my boss was supposed to come to this conference, and at the last minute he got the measles.  the measles. who gets the measles at forty-three?  so they sent me. and i wasn't supposed to be in that piazza that night either.  i'd gone to the movies, only it was sold out.  so i was wandering around. just wandering...  when i got hit in the head with this shoe.	And then I saw her.  And all I know is, when I looked in her eyes I saw something... light.  And life and passion and yearning.  And something else I can't even put my finger on, something I'd never seen before--
good strategy.	Do you know I wasn't even supposed to be in Rome?  My boss was supposed to come to this conference, and at the last minute he got the measles.  The measles. Who gets the measles at forty-three?  So they sent me. And I wasn't supposed to be in that piazza that night either.  I'd gone to the movies, only it was sold out.  So I was wandering around. Just wandering...  When I got hit in the head with this shoe.
it was an emergency.  i only lied that night because it was the only way i knew to stop her.  i knew if i didn't, i'd never see her again.	Good strategy.
she went out to check into skywriting.  i can't believe you lied.  is this a genetic thing, men will say anything just to get laid?	No!  That's not fair.  That's not it at all.  Look, something somewhere got screwed up.  Maybe some metaphysical wires got crossed.  I may not have the right name, but I was there.  I'm the guy.  I'm-- skywriting??
where is she?	She went out to check into skywriting.  I can't believe you lied.  Is this a genetic thing, men will say anything just to get laid?
she's not here.	Where is she?
i have to talk to her.	She's not here.
i'll come over when i'm ready.	You know Johnny when he gets mad.
i'd get over there, terry. i'll take the little lady home.	I'll come over when I'm ready.
i'm gonna take her home first.	I'd get over there, Terry. I'll take the little lady home.
he just got a call from "mr. upstairs." something's gone wrong. he's plenty hot.	I'm gonna take her home first.
right now?	He just got a call from "Mr. Upstairs." Something's gone wrong. He's plenty hot.
and what in blazes have the nuns got to do with it?	When I was a mere spit of a lad on Ferry Street in Dublin the nuns used to say to me, "Nolan, don't be swallowin' ye words like fishballs. When you got something to say  Talk with your mouth wide open," so if I'm loud don't blame me it's the fault of the nuns!
if i talk too loud it's the fault of the nuns.	And what in blazes have the nuns got to do with it?
if you kept your ears wide open instead of your mouth	If I talk too loud it's the fault of the nuns.
talk louder. i can't hear you.	If you kept your ears wide open instead of your mouth
and don't be walking off with any of that. you know how the boss feels about individual pilferage.	Talk louder. I can't hear you.
what do you mean, odd? we was robbed like i told you.	That's all. Next witness!
doesn't it seem odd to you that five different waterfront locals were broken into last night and the only articles removed were financial records?	What do you mean, odd? We was robbed like I told you.
we was robbed last night and we can't find no books.	Doesn't it seem odd to you that five different waterfront locals were broken into last night and the only articles removed were financial records?
well, where are they?	We was robbed last night and we can't find no books.
sure we keep records!	Well, where are they?
you mean to sit there and tell me that your local takes in sixty-five thousand, five hundred dollars every year and keeps no financial records?	Sure we keep records!
but my own kid bro	This is for you to figure out. You can have it your way or you can have it his way.  But you can't have it both ways.  Am I right, Sonny?
then don't.	But my own kid bro
johnny, i can't do that. i can't do that, johnny.	Then don't.
confused kid? first he crosses me in public and gets away with it and then the next joker, and pretty soon i'm just another fellow down here.	Johnny, I can't do that. I can't do that, Johnny.
gerry g!! you don't want to do that, johnny! sure the boy's outa line, but he's just a confused kid.	Confused kid? First he crosses me in public and gets away with it and then the next joker, and pretty soon I'm just another fellow down here.
very simple. just bring him to... that place we been using. mac, you take care of the details. call gerry g. in if you think you need him.	Gerry G!! You don't want to do that, Johnny! Sure the boy's outa line, but he's just a confused kid.
what do you want me to do, johnny?	Very simple. Just bring him to... that place we been using. Mac, you take care of the details. Call Gerry G. in if you think you need him.
so do i, charley. for your sake.	What do you want me to do, Johnny?
i wish i knew.	So do I, Charley. For your sake.
i ain't interested in his mental condition. all i want to know is, is he d 'n d or is he a canary?	I wish I knew.
this girl and the father got their hooks in him so deep he doesn't know which end is up anymore.	I ain't interested in his mental condition. All I want to know is, is he D 'n D or is he a canary?
thanks for the legal advice, charley. that's what we always kept you around for.  now how do we keep him from giving this testimony? isn't that the er as you put it main order of business?	He was always a good kid. You know that.
so they're walking along and smiling. that doesn't mean he's going to talk. there's no evidence until he gives public testimony.	Thanks for the legal advice, Charley. That's what we always kept you around for.  Now how do we keep him from giving this testimony? Isn't that the er as you put it main order of business?
after what we been hearing about your brother, i thought your throat'd be kind of dry.	So they're walking along and smiling. That doesn't mean he's going to talk. There's no evidence until he gives public testimony.
i'm not thirsty.	After what we been hearing about your brother, I thought your throat'd be kind of dry.
drink up, charley. we're ahead of you.	I'm not thirsty.
you got a real friend here, kid. don't forget it.	Why should he forget it?
i make it twentysix twenty-three. you're fifty short, skins.	Gimme.
it'll do.	So look, kid, you don't think we c'n afford to be boxed out of a deal like this a deal I sweated and bled for on account of one lousy little cheese-eater, that Doyle bum, who thought he c'd go squealin' to the Crime Commission? Do you?
we ain't robbin' pennies from beggars. we cuttin' ourselves in for five-six million a year just on our half a dozen piers  a drop in the bucket compared to the traffic in the harbor.  but a mighty sweet little drop, eh, charley?	It'll do.
why shouldn't we? if we c'n get it we're entitled to it.	We ain't robbin' pennies from beggars. We cuttin' ourselves in for five-six million a year just on our half a dozen piers  a drop in the bucket compared to the traffic in the harbor.  But a mighty sweet little drop, eh, Charley?
i know what's eatin' you, kid. but i got two thousand dues-payin' members in my local that's seventy-two thousand a year legitimate and when each one of 'em puts in a couple of bucks a day to make sure they work steady well, you figure it out. and that's just for openers. we got the fattest piers in the fattest harbor in the world. everything that moves in and out we take our cut.	Why shouldn't we? If we c'n get it we're entitled to it.
when he got up and chased them they thought it was a dead man coming after them.	I know what's eatin' you, kid. But I got two thousand dues-payin' members in my local that's seventy-two thousand a year legitimate and when each one of 'em puts in a couple of bucks a day to make sure they work steady well, you figure it out. And that's just for openers. We got the fattest piers in the fattest harbor in the world. Everything that moves in and out we take our cut.
the joey doyle thing. you know how he is. things like that he exaggerates them. too much marquis of queensbury.  it softens 'em up.	Listen kid, I'm a soft tough too. Ask any rummy  on the dock if I'm not good for a fin any time they put the arm on me.  But my old lady raised us ten kids on a stinkin' watchman's pension. When I was sixteen I had to beg for work in the hold. I didn't work my way up out of there for nuthin'.
what gives with our boy tonight, charley? he ain't himself.	The Joey Doyle thing. You know how he is. Things like that he exaggerates them. Too much Marquis of Queensbury.  It softens 'em up.
it was you, charley... .	Okay I'll tell him I couldn't bring you in. Ten to one they won't believe it, but go ahead, blow. Jump out, quick, and keep going... and God help you from here on in.
you don't understand! i could've been a contender. i could've had class and been somebody. real class. instead of a bum, let's face it, which is what i am. it was you, charley.	It was you, Charley... .
i tried to keep you in good with johnny.	You don't understand! I could've been a contender. I could've had class and been somebody. Real class. Instead of a bum, let's face it, which is what I am. It was you, Charley.
see! you don't understand!	I tried to keep you in good with Johnny.
i always had a bet down for you. you saw some money.	See! You don't understand!
it wasn't him!  it was you, charley. you and johnny. like the night the two of youse come in the dressing room and says, "kid, this ain't your night we're going for the price on wilson." it ain't my night. i'd of taken wilson apart that night! i was ready remember the early rounds throwing them combinations. so what happens this bum wilson he gets the title shot outdoors in the ballpark!  and what do i get a couple of bucks and a one-way ticket to palookaville.  it was you, charley. you was my brother. you should of looked out for me. instead of making me take them dives for the short-end money.	I always had a bet down for you. You saw some money.
gee, when you tipped one seventy-five you were beautiful. you should've been another billy conn. that skunk i got to manage you brought you along too fast.	It wasn't him!  It was you, Charley. You and Johnny. Like the night the two of youse come in the dressing room and says, "Kid, this ain't your night we're going for the price on Wilson." It ain't my night. I'd of taken Wilson apart that night! I was ready remember the early rounds throwing them combinations. So what happens This bum Wilson he gets the title shot outdoors in the ballpark!  and what do I get a couple of bucks and a one-way ticket to Palookaville.  It was you, Charley. You was my brother. You should of looked out for me. Instead of making me take them dives for the short-end money.
...eight-seven, eighty-eight. what's it to you?	Gee, when you tipped one seventy-five you were beautiful. You should've been another Billy Conn. That skunk I got to manage you brought you along too fast.
what do you weigh these days, slugger?	...eight-seven, eighty-eight. What's it to you?
wow... .	What do you weigh these days, slugger?
i wish i didn't have to do this, terry.	Wow... .
charley... . charley... . wow... .	I wish I didn't have to do this, Terry.
take the boss loading, kid. for god's sake. i don't want to hurt you.	Charley... . Charley... . Wow... .
make up your mind, kid, i beg you, before we get to four thirty-seven river... .	Four thirty-seven that isn't where Gerry G...?
i tell you, charley, i haven't made up my mind!	Make up your mind, kid, I beg you, before we get to four thirty-seven River... .
the point is there isn't much time, kid.	I tell you, Charley, I haven't made up my mind!
i could have been better!	The point is there isn't much time, kid.
what the hell!!!	I could have been better!
don't say that!	What the hell!!!
ex-tanker who's walking on his heels ?	Don't say that!
don't say that!	ex-tanker who's walking on his heels ?
well, then, you know cousin johnny isn't going to jeopardize a setup like that for one rubber-lipped	Don't say that!
i know. i know.	Well, then, you know Cousin Johnny isn't going to jeopardize a setup like that for one rubber-lipped
listen, terry, these piers we handle through the locals you know what they're worth to us?	I know. I know.
i don't know i don't know! i tell you i ain't made up my mind yet. that's what i wanted to talk to you about.	Listen, Terry, these piers we handle through the locals you know what they're worth to us?
you don't mean you're thinking of testifying against	I don't know I don't know! I tell you I ain't made up my mind yet. That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
yeah yeah i guess i do but there's a lot more to this whole thing than i thought, charley.	You don't mean you're thinking of testifying against
absolutely nothing. you do nothing and you say nothing. you understand, don't you, kid?	Yeah yeah I guess I do but there's a lot more to this whole thing than I thought, Charley.
and for all that dough i don't do nothin'?	Absolutely nothing. You do nothing and you say nothing. You understand, don't you, kid?
ten cents a hundred pounds on everything that moves in and out. and you don't have to lift a finger. it'll be three-four hundred a week just for openers.	And for all that dough I don't do nothin'?
boss loader!	Ten cents a hundred pounds on everything that moves in and out. And you don't have to lift a finger. It'll be three-four hundred a week just for openers.
there's a slot for a boss loader on the new pier we're opening up.	Boss loader!
maybe.	There's a slot for a boss loader on the new pier we're opening up.
i always figured i'd live longer without it.	Maybe.
sure, that's all right when you're a kid, but you'll be pushing thirty pretty soon, slugger. it's time you got some ambition.	I always figured I'd live longer without it.
a steady job and a few bucks extra, that's all i wanted.	Sure, that's all right when you're a kid, but you'll be pushing thirty pretty soon, slugger. It's time you got some ambition.
they feel you've been sort of left out of things, terry. they think it's time you had a few little things going for you on the docks.	A steady job and a few bucks extra, that's all I wanted.
mmhmmm.	They feel you've been sort of left out of things, Terry. They think it's time you had a few little things going for you on the docks.
you know, the boys are getting rather interested in your future.	Mmhmmm.
mmhmm.	You know, the boys are getting rather interested in your future.
of course, the boys know you too well to mark you down for a cheese-eater.	Mmhmm.
that's right... .	Of course, the boys know you too well to mark you down for a cheese-eater.
the grapevine says you picked up a subpoena.	That's right... .
nothing ever stops you from talking, charley.	The grapevine says you picked up a subpoena.
i've got to cover a bet there on the way over. anyway, it gives us a chance to talk.	Nothing ever stops you from talking, Charley.
river street? i thought we was going to the garden.	I've got to cover a bet there on the way over. Anyway, it gives us a chance to talk.
gee, charley, i'm sure glad you stopped by for me. i needed to talk to you. what's it they say about blood, it's	Thicker than water.
the complete works of timothy j. nolan.	Nolan? I knew he had guts but
but going in that church, i'd be stooling for you, charley. you make a pigeon out of me.	Let me explain you something, kid. Stooling is when you rat on your friends, on the guys you're with.  When Johnny needs a favor, don't try to figure it out, just do it. Now go ahead, join the congregation.
johnny does you favors, kid. you got to do a little one for him once in a while.	But going in that church, I'd be stooling for you, Charley. You make a pigeon out of me.
why me, charley? i'd feel funny going in there.	Johnny does you favors, kid. You got to do a little one for him once in a while.
we got a little extra detail for you. the local priest and this doyle girl are getting up a meeting in the church. we'd like a rundown on it. you know, names and numbers of all the players. you're nominated.	Why me, Charley? I'd feel funny going in there.
i just fnished work. i counted the bags.	We got a little extra detail for you. The local priest and this Doyle girl are getting up a meeting in the church. We'd like a rundown on it. You know, names and numbers of all the players. You're nominated.
you don't mind working once in a while to justify this lofty position?	I just fnished work. I counted the bags.
it's a living.	You don't mind working once in a while to justify this lofty position?
working hard?	It's a living.
come on, kid. i'll buy you a drink.	In a minute.
i figured the worst they'd do is work him over a little.	He probably gave 'em an argument.
maybe he gave them an argument.	I figured the worst they'd do is work him over a little.
i thought they'd talk to him. try to get him to dummy up.	Maybe he gave them an argument.
that was the idea.	I thought they'd talk to him. Try to get him to dummy up.
you said they was only going to talk to him.	That was the idea.
they're waiting for him to walk in.	You hear that, Terry?  Terry, did you hear that?  You lost the battle but you have a chance to win the war. All you gotta do is walk.
terry...?	Terry... Terry... .
what happened?  what happened?	Tommy, what happened?
i'm afraid i spoke out of turn last night.	You think I'm just a gravy-train rider in a turned-around collar?
hello, edie.	I'm afraid I spoke out of turn last night.
father barry.	Hello, Edie.
edie, i do what i can. i'm in the church when you need me.	"In the church when you need me." Was there ever a saint who hid in the Church?
don't turn away! look at it! you're in this too don't you see, don't you see? you're in this too, father.	Edie, I do what I can. I'm in the church when you need me.
i wish i knew, edie, but	Don't turn away! Look at it! You're in this too don't you see, don't you see? You're in this too, Father.
how could anyone do this to joey. the best in the neighborhood... . everybody said it, not only me. who'd want to harm joey? tell me who?  -- who?	I wish I knew, Edie, But
why edie, i	How could anyone do this to Joey. The best in the neighborhood... . everybody said it, not only me. Who'd want to harm Joey? Tell me who?  -- who?
time and faith... . my brother's dead and you stand there talking drivel about time and faith.	Why Edie, I
am i on my feet...?	Terry...?
then go ahead go ahead! go down to the shape-up and get yourself killed, you stupid, pigheaded, son of a  what are you trying to prove? with a decisive gesture terry takes the hook and sticks it through his belt. then he goes to the wall and lifts joey's windbreaker from the nail on which it has been hanging. he puts the windbreaker on in a deliberate way, and grins at her as he does so; then he walks to the door with a sense of dignity he has never had before.	You always said I was a bum. Well  not anymore. I'm going down to the dock. Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot anybody. I'm just going to get my rights.  Joey's jacket. It's time I start wearing it.
you heard what johnny said. no part of the waterfront'll be safe for you now. maybe inland the middle west somewhere a job on a farm... .	Farm...
every one of 'em... .	You heard what Johnny said. No part of the Waterfront'll be safe for you now. Maybe inland the Middle West somewhere a job on a farm... .
terry, you better stay in for a while. i'll come and cook your meals. be sure you keep the door locked.	Every one of 'em... .
my pigeons... .	Terry, you better stay in for a while. I'll come and cook your meals. Be sure you keep the door locked.
he's going to have to grow up too.	My pigeons... .
jimmy...	He's going to have to grow up too.
but i feel like my friends won't talk to me.	Are you sure they're your friends?
well, it's over.	But I feel like My friends won't talk to me.
thanks just the same.	Well, it's over.
i thought you might want some hot coffee.	Thanks just the same.
edie.	I thought you might want some hot coffee.
get out of my way.	No, I can't let you. I can't, you're
terry, for god's sake.	Get out of my way.
do what i told you. take care of charley.	Terry, for God's sake.
terry, you're bleeding.	Do what I told you. Take care of Charley.
terry, no, no... .	Don't hang on to me. And don't follow me. Don't follow me.  Call the Father. Ask him to take care of Charley for me. My brother. There's something I got to do.
i'll take it out of their skulls.	Terry, no, no... .
i don't want to see you killed. i want to live with you. live with you. any place it's safe to walk the streets without... .	I'll take it out of their skulls.
i'll take it out of their skulls.	I don't want to see you killed. I want to live with you. Live with you. Any place it's safe to walk the streets without... .
i mean it, let's get away from here, first joey then nolan, now charley and any minute... .  ...i'm frightened i'm frightened.	I'll take it out of their skulls.
charley.	I mean it, let's get away from here, first Joey then Nolan, now Charley and any minute... .  ...I'm frightened I'm frightened.
terry, i'm frightened. more and more frightened.	I'm looking for Charley. I heard Charley was waiting for me.  Charley?
i didn't say i didn't love you. i said stay away from me.	Edie, Edie, I...
edie, i need you to love me. tell me you love me.	I didn't say I didn't love you. I said stay away from me.
get away from me.	Edie, I need you to love me. Tell me you love me.
edie...	Get away from me.
it's just a scratch. you won't die. she turns away from him.	Edie...
my hand.	It's just a scratch. You won't die. She turns away from him.
i keep hearing it and i don't know what to do..i don't know what to do... .	My hand.
i never mentioned the word before. in his agony he grips a glass standing on the night table.	I keep hearing it and I don't know what to do..I don't know what to do... .
that  word again! why do you keep saying conscience, conscience... .	I never mentioned the word before. In his agony he grips a glass standing on the night table.
i don't want you to do anything. let your conscience tell you what to do.	That  word again! Why do you keep saying conscience, conscience... .
i know what you want me to do!	I don't want you to do anything. Let your conscience tell you what to do.
it's you who's being hurt. by keeping it inside you, like a poison. sooner or later it's got to come out.	I know what you want me to do!
i don't want to hurt charley i don't want to hurt you...	It's you who's being hurt. By keeping it inside you, like a poison. Sooner or later it's got to come out.
how can you be with charley and johnny friendly and still be with me? either way it's a lie. it's like there were two different people inside of you. you've got to be one or the other.	I don't want to hurt Charley I don't want to hurt you...
edie, listen to me! i want you to believe me. i want to be with you.	How can you be with Charley and Johnny Friendly and still be with me? Either way it's a lie. It's like there were two different people inside of you. You've got to be one or the other.
i don't want to talk about it. i want you to go.	Edie, listen to me! I want you to believe me. I want to be with you.
you think i stink, don't you? you think i stink for what i told you?	I don't want to talk about it. I want you to go.
lucky pop isn't home, he'd kill you.	You think I stink, don't you? You think I stink for what I told you?
i had to, edie. i had to see you.	Lucky Pop isn't home, he'd kill you.
don't tell me don't tell me!	Edie it's
what i did to joey.	Don't tell me don't tell me!
you... .	What I did to Joey.
what i did to joey.	You... .
told him what?	What I did to Joey.
i just told the father.	Told him what?
terry what's happening to you?	I just told the Father.
the father. the father.	Terry what's happening to you?
who says?	The Father. The Father.
yeah, yeah, it's up to me, it's up to me he says it's up to me.	Who says?
you?	Yeah, yeah, it's up to me, it's up to me he says it's up to me.
i've been sittin' in the church.	You?
terry, what's wrong?	I've been sittin' in the church.
edie... edie... ..	Terry, what's wrong?
edie i i never said this to a girl before, i never knew a girl worth trying to say it for, but you you're... .	I know... I know... .
there's a hawk around. they're scared tonight.	Edie I I never said this to a girl before, I never knew a girl worth trying to say it for, but you you're... .
pigeons... .	There's a hawk around. They're scared tonight.
go ahead, wear it.	Pigeons... .
i don't rate it.	Go ahead, wear it.
i i brought this for you, terry. it was joey's.  yours is coming out at the elbows.	I don't rate it.
edie!	I I brought this for you, Terry. It was Joey's.  Yours is coming out at the elbows.
i'm tryin' to keep you from being hurt what more do you want?	Much more, Terry. Much, much more!
it's true.	I'm tryin' to keep you from being hurt What more do you want?
don't say that, edie, don't...	It's true.
look out for number one. always number one.  i should've known you wouldn't tell me. pop said johnny friendly used to own you. i think he still owns you.  no wonder everybody calls you a bum.	Don't say that, Edie, don't...
edie, your old man's right, go back to that school out in daisyland. you're driving yourself nuts you're driving me nuts stop worrying about the truth worry about yourself.	Look out for number one. Always number one.  I should've known you wouldn't tell me. Pop said Johnny Friendly used to own you. I think he still owns you.  No wonder everybody calls you a bum.
i won't eat cheese for no cops, that's for sure.	It was Johnny Friendly who killed Joey, wasn't it?
what are you going to do?	I won't eat cheese for no cops, that's for sure.
i can't let myself fall in love with you.	That goes double for me.
because... because...  listen edie, don't get sore now but i think we're getting in love with each other.	I can't let myself fall in love with you.
why should i come hollering to you at all?	Because... because...  Listen Edie, don't get sore now but I think we're getting in love with each other.
okay, get in hot water. but don't come hollerin' to me when you get burned.	Why should I come hollering to you at all?
why worry about me? you're the one who says only look out for yourself.	Okay, get in hot water. But don't come hollerin' to me when you get burned.
edie, listen, stay out of this mess. quit tryin' to ask things about joey. it ain't safe for you.	Why worry about me? You're the one who says only look out for yourself.
i i never knew a girl like you, edie. i always knew the kind you just grab 'em and i never knew a girl like you, edie.	It's fun dancing with your eyes closed. I'm floating. I'm floating... .
what are you crying for?	I thought I felt mean tonight. But I'm not I'm just all mixed up... .
what for?	For not being any help?
you're not sore at me?	What for?
i got my whole life to drink.	You're not sore at me?
i don't want it. but why don't you stay and finish your drink.	I got my whole life to drink.
you haven't finished your beer.	I don't want it. But why don't you stay and finish your drink.
all right, all right.. i shouldn't 've asked you.	You haven't finished your beer.
i i'd like to, edie, but  there's nothin' i can do. edie feels subdued, ashamed at breaking down. she rises, and in a low voice says	All right, all right.. I shouldn't 've asked you.
like joey? are you afraid to mention his name?	Why keep harpin' on it?  Come on, drink up. You got to get a little fun out of life. What's the matter with you?  I'll play you some music.
if you don't  keep your neck in and your nose clean and you'll never have no trouble down here.	But that's living like an animal
and if you don't?	If you don't  Keep your neck in and your nose clean and You'll never have no trouble down here.
edie, down here it's every man for himself. it's keepin' alive! it's standin' in with the right people so you can keep a little loose change jinglin' in your pocket.	And if you don't?
you don't believe in anything, do you?	Edie, down here it's every man for himself. It's keepin' alive! It's standin' in with the right people so you can keep a little loose change jinglin' in your pocket.
but a priest...?	You don't believe in anything, do you?
you've been off in daisyland, honey. everybody's got a racket.	But a priest...?
his racket?	You've been off in daisyland, honey. Everybody's got a racket.
yeah, yeah... .  this father barry, what's his racket?	His racket?
he was looking at everybody the same way. asking the same question.	Yeah, yeah... .  This Father Barry, what's his racket?
well, nobody, i guess. but that father barry, i didn't like the way he kept lookin' at me.	He was looking at everybody the same way. Asking the same question.
why, terry, who said it was?	Well, nobody, I guess. But that Father Barry, I didn't like the way he kept lookin' at me.
listen get this straight don't look at me when you say them things. it wasn't my fault what happened to your brother. fixing joey wasn't my idea... .	Why, Terry, who said it was?
and when things get in your way or people you just knock them aside get rid of them is that your idea?	Listen get this straight don't look at me when you say them things. It wasn't my fault what happened to your brother. Fixing Joey wasn't my idea... .
what do they do for you, except get in your way?	And when things get in your way or people you just knock them aside get rid of Them is that your idea?
i never met such a person. not a spark of romance or sentiment or or human kindness in your whole body.	What do they do for you, except get in your way?
i'm not lookin' to get crucified. i'm lookin' to stay in one piece.	I never met such a person. Not a spark of romance or sentiment or or human kindness in your whole body.
our lord said just the opposite.	I'm not lookin' to get crucified. I'm lookin' to stay in one piece.
want to hear my philosophy? do it to him before he does it to you.	Our Lord said just the opposite.
terry!	Want to hear my philosophy? Do it to him before he does it to you.
gee, thoughts! alla time thoughts!  you really believe that drool?	Terry!
isn't everybody part of everybody else?	Gee, thoughts! Alla time thoughts!  You really believe that drool?
what a fruitcake you are!	Isn't everybody part of everybody else?
shouldn't we care about everybody?	What a fruitcake you are!
i had to scrap all my life. figured i might as well get paid for it. when i was a kid my old man got killednever mind how. charley and i was put in a placethey called it a children's home. some home! i run away and peddled papers, fought in club smokers and  but what am i runnin' off at the mouth for? what do you care?	Shouldn't we care about everybody?
what made you want to be a fighter?	I had to scrap all my life. Figured I might as well get paid for it. When I was a kid my old man got killednever mind how. Charley and I was put in a placethey called it a Children's Home. Some home! I run away and peddled papers, fought in club smokers and  But what am I runnin' off at the mouth for? What do you care?
describing you. a square from out there. i mean you're nowhere.  miss four corners.	What made you want to be a fighter?
now what are you doing?	Describing you. A square from out there. I mean you're nowhere.  Miss Four Corners.
naw, in the ring, a dive is-	Now what are you doing?
a dive? you mean, into the water?	Naw, in the ring, a dive is-
i went pretty good for a while, didn't i, al? but i didn't stay in shape and  i had to take a few dives.	A dive? You mean, into the water?
were you really a prize fighter?	I went pretty good for a while, didn't I, Al? But I didn't stay in shape and  I had to take a few dives.
no thanks... .	Hit me again, Mac.
how about another one?	No thanks... .
it's quite  nice.	How about another one?
how do you like it?	It's quite  nice.
wham... .	How do you like it?
likewise. and draw two for chasers.  now you're beginning to live.	I am?
in a saloon?	Come on, I know a quiet one, with a special entrance for ladies... .
want to go out and have one with me?	In a saloon?
i don't know.	Want to go out and have one with me?
listen, you like beer?	I don't know.
even pigeons aren't peaceful.	One thing about them though, they're faithful. They get married just like people.
if another fella tries to take that perch away from him, he lets him have it.	Even pigeons aren't peaceful.
how do you like that one?	Oh she's a beauty.
the things that go on.	How do you like that one?
i go for this stuff. you know this city's full of hawks? there must be twenty thousand of 'em. they perch on top of the big hotels and swoop down on the pigeons in the park.	The things that go on.
i wouldn't have thought you'd be so interested in pigeons.	I go for this stuff. You know this city's full of hawks? There must be twenty thousand of 'em. They perch on top of the big hotels and swoop down on the pigeons in the park.
i like pigeons. you send a bird five hundred miles away he won't stop for food or water until he's back in his own coop.	I wouldn't have thought you'd be so interested in pigeons.
that was nice of you.	I like pigeons. You send a bird five hundred miles away he won't stop for food or water until he's back in his own coop.
he had a few birds.  i got up and fed 'em this morning.	That was nice of you.
you don't mind yourself at all, do you.  joey used to race pigeons.	He had a few birds.  I got up and fed 'em this morning.
here they come! the champion flock of the neighborhood.	You don't mind yourself at all, do you.  Joey used to race pigeons.
the golden warriors.	I started them Golden Warriors. I was their first Supreme Commander.
good. so do i.	The Golden Warriors.
i changed my mind. i feel real mean tonight.	Good. So do I.
i don't know.	I really don't know.
what for?	I don't know.
listen, edie, am i going to see you again?	What for?
thanks anyway.	Listen, Edie, am I going to see you again?
i only live up there and across the roof.	Thanks anyway.
i'd better go in.	I only live up there and across the roof.
that's my own flock up there, getting their evening workout. i won plenty of races with 'em.  listen, you want to see them? come up on the roof with me and i'll show 'em to you.	I'd better go in.
do you like pigeons?	That's my own flock up there, getting their evening workout. I won plenty of races with 'em.  Listen, you want to see them? Come up on the roof with me and I'll show 'em to you.
boy, they sure fly nice, don't they?	Do you like pigeons?
well he played it smart. too many good-for-nothin's around here. all they got on their mind's a little beer, a little pool, a little  i better get you home.	Boy, they sure fly nice, don't they?
when mother died pop sent me out to school in the country. he was afraid with no one home i'd get into bad company.	Well he played it smart. Too many good-for-nothin's around here. All they got on their mind's a little beer, a little pool, a little  I better get you home.
what-what? where you been the last four five years? outer space?	When Mother died Pop sent me out to school in the country. He was afraid with no one home I'd get into bad company.
what?	What-what? Where you been the last four five years? Outer space?
pardon me while i reach for my beads.	What?
what's that?	Pardon me while I reach for my beads.
with a little more patience and kindness. that's what makes people mean and difficult. nobody cares enough about them.	What's that?
how would you've done it?	With a little more patience and kindness. That's what makes people mean and difficult. Nobody cares enough about them.
maybe they just didn't know how to handle you.	How would you've done it?
now you got me! it's a wonder i wasn't punchy by the time i was twelve. the rulers those sisters used to whack me with!  they thought they could beat an education into mei foxed 'em.	Maybe they just didn't know how to handle you.
i remember you were in trouble all the time.	Now you got me! It's a wonder I wasn't punchy by the time I was twelve. The rulers those Sisters used to whack me with!  They thought they could beat an education into meI foxed 'em.
some people got faces that stick in your mind.	I remember you were in trouble all the time.
the moment i saw you.	Some people got faces that stick in your mind.
the thought i'm tryin' to get over is you grew up beauteeful. remember me?	The moment I saw you.
i can get home all right from here	The thought I'm tryin' to get over is you grew up beauteeful. Remember me?
man, you were a mess!	I can get home all right from here
i know. i thought i'd never get those braces off.	Man, you were a mess!
looked like two pieces of rope. and your teeth were	I know. I thought I'd never get those braces off.
in braids? that's right.	Looked like two pieces of rope. And your teeth were
yeah. yeah. i get your thought. you know i seen you lots of times before. parochial school on pulaski street? seven, eight years ago? your hair come down in	In braids? That's right.
it isn't brains. it's how you use them.	Yeah. Yeah. I get your thought. You know I seen you lots of times before. Parochial school on Pulaski Street? Seven, eight years ago? Your hair come down in
a teacher! dong!!!  you know i admire brains. take my brother charley. he's very brainy. very.	It isn't brains. It's how you use them.
i want to be a teacher.	A teacher! Dong!!!  You know I admire brains. Take my brother Charley. He's very brainy. Very.
and you spend all your time just learning stuff, huh?	I want to be a teacher.
it's a regular college. it's just run by the nuns. the sisters of st. anne.	And you spend all your time just learning stuff, huh?
you training to be a nun or something?	It's a regular college. It's just run by the nuns. The Sisters of St. Anne.
you know how the sisters are.	You training to be a nun or something?
aah, he's a bottlebaby, he talks to himself, the joke of the neighborhood.	I better get home.
what did that man mean when he said you were... .?	Aah, he's a bottlebaby, he talks to himself, the joke of the neighborhood.
everybody knew him. he got around.	What did that man mean when he said you were... .?
everybody loved joey. from the little kids to the old rummies.  did you know him very well?	Everybody knew him. He got around.
i'll get home all right now.	I better see you get there.
i'm with terry.	I'll get home all right now.
which side are you with?	I'm with Terry.
they play pretty rough.	Which side are you with?
thanks.  steel pipes and baseball bats.	They play pretty rough.
i think we're o.k.	Thanks.  Steel pipes and baseball bats.
none of your business.	Things 're lookin' up on the docks, huh, Jackie?
what makes him so special?	None of your business.
give it to me my pop's job	What makes him so special?
oh, i thought you was gonna go to work with all them muscles.	Give it to me my Pop's job
where you goin'?	Let me by.
you are like	Pop!
pop, don't think i'm not feeling grateful for all you've done to get me an education and shelter me from this.  but now my eyes are open. i see things i know are so wrong how can i go back and keep my mind on things that are only in books and that people aren't living? i'm staying, pop. and i'm going to keep on trying to find out who's guilty for joey. i'd walk home with a dozen terry malloys if i thought they could help me. i tell you i'm staying, pop. pop starts to pull his belt out of his trousers.	You are like
see this arm? it's two inches longer 'n the other one. that's years of workin' and sweatin', liftin' and swingin' a hook. and every time i heisted a box or a coffee bag i says to myselfthis is for edie, so she can be a teacher or somethin' decent. i promised your mother. you better not let her down.	Pop, don't think I'm not feeling grateful for all you've done to get me an education and shelter me from this.  But now my eyes are open. I see things I know are so wrong how can I go back and keep my mind on things that are only in books and that people aren't living? I'm staying, Pop. And I'm going to keep on trying to find out who's guilty for Joey. I'd walk home with a dozen Terry Malloys if I thought they could help me. I tell you I'm staying, Pop. Pop starts to pull his belt out of his trousers.
and learn about charity and justice and all the other things people would rather talk about than practice? pop goes up to her and holds out his two arms, his right one closer to edie; he trembles with emotion.	See this arm? It's two inches longer 'n the other one. That's years of workin' and sweatin', liftin' and swingin' a hook. And every time I heisted a box or a coffee bag I says to myselfthis is for Edie, so she can be a teacher or somethin' decent. I promised your mother. You better not let her down.
you think we kept you out in tarrytown just to have you go walkin' with a corner saloon hoodlum like terry malloy? now get back to tarrytown, before i put a strap to you.	And learn about charity and justice and all the other things people would rather talk about than practice? Pop goes up to her and holds out his two arms, his right one closer to Edie; he trembles with emotion.
he wanted to see me again.	You think we kept you out in Tarrytown just to have you go walkin' with a corner saloon hoodlum like Terry Malloy? Now get back to Tarrytown, before I put a strap to you.
six-toed cats. assyrians. abyssinians. it's the same difference. well don't think this terry malloy is any six-toed cockeyed assyrian. he's a bum. charley and johnny friendly owned him when he was a fighter and when they ring the bell he still goes into action.	He wanted to see me again.
he wasn't abyssinian, pop, assyrian... .	Six-toed cats. Assyrians. Abyssinians. It's the same difference. Well don't think this Terry Malloy is any six-toed cockeyed Assyrian. He's a bum. Charley and Johnny Friendly owned him when he was a fighter and when they ring the bell he still goes into action.
a look in his eyes! hold your hats, brother, here we go again. you think he's one of those cases you're always draggin' in and feelin' sorry for. like the litter of kittens you hadthe only one she wants to keep has six toes and it's cockeyed to boot. look at him. the bum! and the crush you had on that little abyssinian... .	He wasn't Abyssinian, Pop, Assyrian... .
he tries to act tough, but there's a look in his eyes that... .	A look in his eyes! Hold your hats, brother, here we go again. You think he's one of those cases you're always draggin' in and feelin' sorry for. Like the litter of kittens you hadthe only one she wants to keep has six toes and it's cockeyed to boot. Look at him. The bum! And the crush you had on that little Abyssinian... .
i'm not trying to tell you he's little lord fauntleroy.	He tries to act tough, but there's a look in his eyes that... .
are you trying to tell me terry is too?	I'm not trying to tell you he's Little Lord Fauntleroy.
who is he! edie, you're so softhearted and soft-headed you wouldn't recognize the devil if he had you by the throat. you know who this terry malloy is? the kid brother of charlie the gent, johnny friendly's right hand, a butcher in a camel hair coat.	Are you trying to tell me Terry is too?
who is he, pop?	Who is he! Edie, you're so softhearted and soft-headed you wouldn't recognize the devil if he had you by the throat. You know who this Terry Malloy is? The kid brother of Charlie the Gent, Johnny Friendly's right hand, a butcher in a camel hair coat.
edie, for years we pushed quarters into a cookie jar, to keep you up there with the sisters, and to keep you from things like i just seen out the window. my own daughter arm-in-arm with terry malloy. you know who terry malloy is?	Who is he, Pop?
pop, i'm not ready to go back yet.	Edie, for years we pushed quarters into a cookie jar, to keep you up there with the Sisters, and to keep you from things like I just seen out the window. My own daughter arm-in-arm with Terry Malloy. You know who Terry Malloy is?
you're all packed.  and here's your bus ticket. you're on your way back to st. anne's.	Pop, I'm not ready to go back yet.
you can!	I can? Okay.  Okay...
...walk?	Johnny Friendly is layin' odds that you won't get up.
take your hands off me. what you call me?	A bum. Look what you're doing. You want to be brave? Firing lead into another man's flesh isn't brave. Any bum who picks up a .45 in a pawn shop can be that brave. You want to hurt Johnny Friendly? You want to fix him for what he did to Charley and a dozen men who were better than Charley? Don't fight him like a hoodlum down here in the jungle. That's just what he wants. He'll hit you in the head and plead self-defense. Fight him tomorrow in the courtroom with the truth as you know it  Truth is the gun Drop that thing and tell the truth a more dangerous weapon than this little   cap pistol.
what did you say?	You go to
you go to hell.	What did you say?
give me that gun.	You go to hell.
why don't you go and chase yourself?	Give me that gun.
this is my business.	Why don't you go and chase yourself?
mind your own business, father.	This is my business.
your gun.	Mind your own business, Father.
what do you want from me, father.	Your gun.
now don't give me a hard time.	What do you want from me, Father.
you got eyes. i'm right in front of you.	Now don't give me a hard time.
i want to see you, terry.	You got eyes. I'm right in front of you.
good luck.	Is that all you've got to say to me, Father?
conscience... .  i didn't even know i had one until i met you and edie... this conscience stuff can drive you nuts.	Good luck.
ball games! don't break my heart! i wouldn't care if he gave you a life pass to the polo grounds. so you got a brother. well, let me tell you something you got some other brothers and they're all getting the short end while your cousin johnny gets mustard on his face at the polo grounds. if i was you   listen, i'm not asking you to do anything, terry. it's your own conscience that's got to do the asking.	Conscience... .  I didn't even know I had one until I met you and Edie... this conscience stuff can drive you nuts.
but it's my own brother they're askin' me to finger and johnny friendly. his mother and my mother was first cousins. when i was this high he took me to the ball games... .	Ball games! Don't break my heart! I wouldn't care if he gave you a life pass to the Polo Grounds. So you got a brother. Well, let me tell you something you got some other brothers and they're all getting the short end while your cousin Johnny gets mustard on his face at the Polo Grounds. If I was you   Listen, I'm not asking you to do anything, Terry. It's your own conscience that's got to do the asking.
how much is your soul worth if you don't?	But it's my own brother they're askin' me to finger and Johnny Friendly. His mother and my mother was first cousins. When I was this high he took me to the ball games... .
if i spill, my life won't be worth a nickel.	How much is your soul worth if you don't?
a question of who rides who.	If I spill, my life won't be worth a nickel.
it's like carrying a monkey around on your back.	A question of who rides who.
edie. the commission. your subpoena. i know you got a subpoena.	It's like carrying a monkey around on your back.
about edie?	Edie. The Commission. Your subpoena. I know you got a subpoena.
what are you going to do?	About Edie?
it started as a favor for my brother you know they'd ask me things and it's hard to say no a favor who am i kiddin'? they call it a favor but it's do it or else. and this time the favor turned out to be helping them knock off joey. i just thought they'd lean on him a little but last night with edie i wanted to tell her only it stuck in my throat. i guess i was scared of drivin' her away and i love her, father. she's the first thing i ever loved.	What are you going to do?
but you've got to listen to me.	I'll find you a priest.
tell it to me in there and my lips are sealed. but if i dig it out myself i can use it where it'll do the most good.	But you've got to listen to me.
i don't get it!	Tell it to me in there and my lips are sealed. But if I dig it out myself I can use it where it'll do the most good.
i don't want to hear it in there.	I don't get it!
but you're the one i want to tell what you said over nolan about keepin' silent when you know the score i'm guilty you hear me? i'm guilty... .	I don't want to hear it in there.
someone else c'n take your confession.	But you're the one I want to tell what you said over Nolan about keepin' silent when you know the score I'm guilty you hear me? I'm guilty... .
what's the matter? i've got something that's chokin' me. i've gotta get it out.	Someone else c'n take your confession.
so help me god!	Well, I had my fun, I've drunk my fill and I tickled some good-lookin' fillies I'm on borried time.
down to the wire?	So help me God!
and i still say you stand up and i'll stand up with you.	Down to the wire?
baseball bats that's just for openers. they'll put the muscle on you, turned-around collar or no turned-around collar.	And I still say you stand up and I'll stand up with you.
i'll go down the line, kayo, believe me.	Baseball bats that's just for openers. They'll put the muscle on you, turned-around collar or no turned-around collar.
if i stick my neck out, and they chopped it off, would that be the end of it? or are you ready to go all the way?	I'll go down the line, Kayo, believe me.
what do you think?	If I stick my neck out, and they chopped it off, would that be the end of it? Or are you ready to go all the way?
are you on the level, father?	What do you think?
you still call it ratting?	Are you on the level, Father?
but you still hold out for silence?	You still call it ratting?
those blood suckers. how i'd love to fix those babies but	But you still hold out for silence?
nice fellows.	Those blood suckers. How I'd love to fix those babies but
yeah, considerin' they was usin' my head for a baseball!	Nice fellows.
you all right, nolan?	Yeah, considerin' they was usin' my head for a baseball!
d 'n d?	Deef 'n dumb. Somethin' c'n happen right in front of our noses and we don't see nothin'. You know what I mean. No matter how much we hate the torpedoes we don't rat.
father, one thing you got to understand. on the dock we've always been d 'n d.	D 'n D?
now listen, if you know who the pistols are, if you see them on the dock every day, are you going to keep still until they cut you down one by one?  are you? are you? how about you, nolan?	Father, one thing you got to understand. On the dock we've always been D 'n D.
who asked him here?	Have a seat. I'm trying to find out just what happened to Joey Doyle. Maybe you can help.
where you going? i'll walk along with you.	Sure... .
yeah, really!	Where you going? I'll walk along with you.
really?	Yeah, really!
looping right! i never swung wild. i was strictly a short puncher hooks over 'n under   whop-whop!	Really?
well, i better get going. hit those stairs again.  was that a looping right or an uppercut the first time you caught him?	Looping right! I never swung wild. I was strictly a short puncher hooks over 'n under   whop-whop!
yeah?	Well, I better get going. Hit those stairs again.  Was that a looping right or an uppercut the first time you caught him?
yeah. my own blood and they sell me out for a lousy bet i had it in me to hit the top and  boy, if i wanted to, the things i could tell you about them guys	Yeah?
i'll never forget it. i thought it was all over.	Yeah. My own blood and they sell me out for a lousy bet I had it in me to hit the top and  Boy, if I wanted to, the things I could tell you about them guys
remember the first round how i had him against the ropes, and	I'll never forget it. I thought it was all over.
i'm just resting my feet.	Remember the first round how I had him against the ropes, and
listen, this ain't for publication.	I'm just resting my feet.
such as what?	Listen, this ain't for publication.
yeah. johnny friendly and my brother had other ideas.	Such as what?
you sure looked it. something go wrong?	Yeah. Johnny Friendly and my brother had other ideas.
if i licked him i would have had the title shot instead of him boy, i was ready that night.	You sure looked it. Something go wrong?
i think you could have.	If I licked him I would have had the title shot instead of him boy, I was ready that night.
you want to know something i would have taken wilson	I think you could have.
i thought you were going to take him that night but...	You want to know something I would have taken Wilson
wilson yeah  yeah i fought wilson.	I thought you were going to take him that night but...
didn't i see you fight in the garden one night three or four years ago? with a fellow called wilson?	Wilson yeah  yeah I fought Wilson.
well, it'll be worth it if we can tell the waterfront story the way the people have a right to hear it. don't you think?	Didn't I see you fight in the Garden one night three or four years ago? With a fellow called Wilson?
i guess it's pretty tough work at that.	Well, it'll be worth it if we can tell the waterfront story the way the people have a right to hear it. Don't you think?
not exactly. just thought i'd sit down and rest my dogs a minute.  you know the next investigation we get into i hope it's got buildings with elevators in them. this one has been nothing but climbing stairs. and when we hit the top oor the folks are usually out.	I guess it's pretty tough work at that.
you looking for me?	Not exactly. Just thought I'd sit down and rest my dogs a minute.  You know the next investigation we get into I hope it's got buildings with elevators in them. This one has been nothing but climbing stairs. And when we hit the top oor the folks are usually out.
you can bring a lawyer if you wish. and you're privileged under the constitution to protect yourself against questions that might implicate you in any crimes.	You know what you're askin'? You're askin'
i told you i don't know nothin' and i ain't saying nothin'.	You can bring a lawyer if you wish. And you're privileged under the Constitution to protect yourself against questions that might implicate you in any crimes.
be at the state house, courtroom nine, at ten o'clock tomorrow.	I told you I don't know nothin' and I ain't saying nothin'.
what?	Be at the State House, Courtroom Nine, at ten o'clock tomorrow.
you're being served with a subpoena, mr. malloy.	What?
never will be much too soon.	Take it easy.
we're getting ready to hold public hearings on waterfront crime and underworld infiltration of longshore unions.	I don't know nothing.
waterfront crime commission ?  what's that?	We're getting ready to hold public hearings on waterfront crime and underworld infiltration of longshore unions.
our identification.	Waterfront Crime Commission ?  What's that?
o.k. o.k. without the bird seed. what do you want?	Our identification.
i thought i recognized you. saw you fight in st. nick's a couple of years ago.	O.K. O.K. Without the bird seed. What do you want?
what about it?	I thought I recognized you. Saw you fight in St. Nick's a couple of years ago.
you're terry malloy, aren't you?	What about it?
... .and you'll tell johnny friendly.	You'd be off the pier for good.
raise a hand to me and... .	... .and you'll tell Johnny Friendly.
i ought to belt you one, j.p.	Raise a hand to me and... .
you'll work.	I ought to belt you one, J.P.
some chance at ten percent a week! and if he don't borrow, he don't work.	You'll work.
condolences. how you fixed for cabbage this mornin'?	Oh me and my chum are just rolling in the stuff. We only work down here for a hobby, J.P.
didn't you recognize him, dopey. that's old man doyle.	Doyle.  Joey Doyle's... .?  ... .You're his... .
how do you like them jokers? taking me for a pigeon.	Gimme the names, I'll write 'em down in me little book.
i told you lay off.	My ain't we touchy this morning?
what's the matter wit' you, success gone to ya head?	I told you lay off.
o.k., o.k., that's enough.	What's the matter wit' you, success gone to ya head?
you're doin' lovely, terry, very lovely.	O.K., O.K., That's enough.
you was our first supreme commander, terry. keep out of sight and i'll tell him you're out.	But I ain't out. I'm in. I'm in. Who's lying to who?
yeah us golden warriors.  you're a good kid, jimmy, a good tough kid. we stick together, huh, kid?	You was our first Supreme Commander, Terry. Keep out of sight and I'll tell him you're out.
you was a golden warrior.	Yeah us Golden Warriors.  You're a good kid, Jimmy, a good tough kid. We stick together, huh, kid?
yeah, i'm kidding, i'm kidding. you don't think i should turn him in... .	You was a Golden Warrior.
a cheese-eater!  you're kidding!	Yeah, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You don't think I should turn him in... .
jimmy, suppose i knew something, say a mug somebody put on somebody... .  you think i should turn him in?	A cheese-eater!  You're kidding!
he's got his nerve, gum-shoeing around here after what you told him.	Jimmy, suppose I knew something, say a mug somebody put on somebody... .  You think I should turn him in?
looking for me?	He's got his nerve, gum-shoeing around here after what you told him.
hey, terry, guess who's here... that joker from the commission... .	Looking for me?
better.	Yeah, once they're mated they stay together all their lives until one of 'em dies.
she's a he. his name is swifty.	My lead bird. He's always on that top perch.
i wonder how long she's goin' to hang around, huh, terry?	Be sure they got enough water.
boy, you must've been up early.	Yeah, yeah, I was awake anyway so I figured  They got it made. Eat all they want fly around like crazy sleep side by side and raise gobs of squabs.
's all right, kid. i took care of 'em myself this morning.	Boy, you must've been up early.
i was gonna feed 'em, terry.	's all right, kid. I took care of 'em myself this morning.
you ought to go home and take care of that	First things first.
no advice. just whiskey.	Easy. Easy, boy.
listen, kid, why don't you go home before johnny... .	No advice. Just whiskey.
hit me again.	Listen, kid, why don't you go home before Johnny... .
what's wrong with your shoulder?	Hit me again.
keep the advice. give me the whiskey.	What's wrong with your shoulder?
take it easy now, terry.	Keep the advice. Give me the whiskey.
give me a double.	Take it easy now, Terry.
no?	Give me a double.
no.	No?
is johnny in?	No.
i'll bring him up to your loft.	I'll see you on the roof.
well i got to watch myself these days. know what i mean?	I'll bring him up to your loft.
he followed my birds into their coop. here, you want him?	Well I got to watch myself these days. Know what I mean?
yeah? must be danny-boy. i lost him in the last race.	He followed my birds into their coop. Here, you want him?
terry?  what do you want?	Hey look-
i i musta counted wrong, boss, i	Gimme.
forty-five bills.	Hey, Terry, front and center.
stow the receipt. i'll take the cash.	Forty-five bills.
easy, that new checker faked the receipt. here it is, boss.	Stow the receipt. I'll take the cash.
hey, skins  --get away with that sheet metal all right?	Easy, that new checker faked the receipt. Here it is, boss.
from where you stand, maybe. but i'm standing over here now. i was rattin' on myself all them years and didn't know it, helpin' punks like you against people like pop and nolan an'... .	Come on. I want you. You're mine. You're mine! Come on!
you ratted on us, terry.	From where you stand, maybe. But I'm standing over here now. I was rattin' on myself all them years and didn't know it, helpin' punks like you against people like Pop and Nolan an'... .
i'm glad what i done today, see? you give it to joey, you give it to nolan, you give it to charley who was one of your own. you thought you was god almighty instead of a cheap connivinggood-for-nothing bum! so i'm glad what i done you hear me? glad what i done!	You ratted on us, Terry.
go on talkin'. you're talkin' yourself right into the river. go on, go on... .	I'm glad what I done today, see? You give it to Joey, you give it to Nolan, you give it to Charley who was one of your own. You thought you was God Almighty instead of a cheap connivinggood-for-nothing bum! So I'm glad what I done you hear me? glad what I done!
you want to know something? take the heater away and you're nothin' take the good goods away, and the kickback and the shakedown cabbage away and the pistoleros  away and you're a great big hunk of nothing  your guts is all in your wallet and your trigger finger!	Go on talkin'. You're talkin' yourself right into the river. Go on, go on... .
i said beat it! at the right time i'll catch up with you. be thinkin' about it.	You want to know something? Take the heater away and you're nothin' take the good goods away, and the kickback and the shakedown cabbage away and the pistoleros  away and you're a great big hunk of nothing  Your guts is all in your wallet and your trigger finger!
you want to know somethin'?	I said beat it! At the right time I'll catch up with you. Be thinkin' about it.
go on beat it. don't push your luck.	You want to know somethin'?
listen, johnny	Go on beat it. Don't push your luck.
you want to know the trouble with you? you think it makes you a big man if you can give the answers.	Listen, Johnny
guts! a crummy pigeon who's looking to get his neck wrung!  you should have  you should have known better than to trust this punched out brother of yours. he was all right hanging around for laughs. but this is business. i don't like goofoffs messing in our business.	Now just a minute, I
how'd you get that.	I got it. Hot off the press.
he don't, huh?  well, he knows thirty-nine pages worth of our operation.	How'd you get that.
you mean kayo nolan, the old timer? he doesn't know much.	He don't, huh?  Well, he knows thirty-nine pages worth of our operation.
oh, he did. half an hour later a certain timothy j. nolan went into secret session with the commission and he did all the talking.	You mean Kayo Nolan, the old timer? He doesn't know much.
it was a big nothing! the father did all the talking.	Oh, he did. Half an hour later a certain Timothy J. Nolan went into secret session with the Commission and he did all the talking.
nothing happened, he says. some operator you got yourself there, charley. one more like him and we'll all be wearing striped pajamas.	It was a big nothing! The Father did all the talking.
nothing happened, johnny.	Nothing happened, he says. Some operator you got yourself there, Charley. One more like him and we'll all be wearing striped pajamas.
i thought you were gonna keep an eye on that church meeting.	Nothing happened, Johnny.
aw, johnny... .	I thought you were gonna keep an eye on that church meeting.
it must have been once too often. i think your brains come apart. what you got up there, chinese bells?	Aw, Johnny... .
i i was just on my way up, johnny.	By way of Chicago?
go on a little present from your uncle johnny.  and mac, tomorra mornin' when you shape the men put terry in the loft. number one. every day.  nice easy work. check in and goof off on the coffee bags. o.k.?	Thanks, Johnny... .
naw, thanks, johnny, i don't want it, i	Go on a little present from your Uncle Johnny.  And Mac, tomorra mornin' when you shape the men put Terry in the loft. Number one. Every day.  Nice easy work. Check in and goof off on the coffee bags. O.K.?
you come from green point? go back to green point. you don't work here no more.  here, kid, here's half a bill. go get your load on.	Naw, thanks, Johnny, I don't want it, I
do you?	Well, no, Johnny, I just thought I should've been told if
i know, johnny, i know... .	Takin' over this local, you know it took a little doin'. Some pretty tough fellas were in the way. They left me this  to remember them by.
thirty-six sev aah i lost the count.	OK skip it, Einstein. How come you never got no education like the rest of us?
my favorite little cousin.	Thirty-six sev aah I lost the count.
not a dent.  perfect	My favorite little cousin.
shut up. i like the kid.  remember the night he took farella at st. nick's, charley. we won a bundle. real tough. a big try.	Not a dent.  Perfect
aw, you know i don't like to count, johnny.	It's good for you. Develops your mind.
count this.	Aw, you know I don't like to count, Johnny.
so-so, johnny.	Don't hit me, now, don't hit me!
h'ya, slugger, how they hangin'?	So-so, Johnny.
i can look at her, can't i? it's a free country.	Not that free.
she's off limits for bums like you. leave her alone.	I can look at her, can't I? It's a free country.
i was only talkin' to her.	She's off limits for bums like you. Leave her alone.
you know what i mean. leave her alone.	I was only talkin' to her.
what do you mean?	You know what I mean. Leave her alone.
you got some nerve.	What do you mean?
i can't believe it a small fortune.   you can't buy me you're still a bum!  'bye, edie. lord have mercy on joey.	Look who says bum!
yeah, yeah here's half a buck, go have yourself a ball.	I can't believe it a small fortune.   You can't buy me you're still a bum!  'Bye, Edie. Lord have mercy on Joey.
coffee, that's a laugh. his belly is used to nothing but rotgut whiskey.	One little dime you don't need.  I know you you're Edie Doyle. Your Brother's a saint  only one ever tried to get me my compensation.
a dime. one thin dime for a cup of coffee.	Coffee, that's a laugh. His belly is used to nothing but rotgut whiskey.
don't give me that coffee, you rummy. now blow!	Thanks for nothing, you bum.
a dime, terry, a dime for a cup of coffee?	Don't give me that coffee, you rummy. Now blow!
go on, beat it!	A dime, Terry, a dime for a cup of coffee?
tippi-tippi-tim, tippi-tim, tippi-tippi-tan, tippi-tan...  gotta dime for a crippled-up docker?	Go on, beat it!
definitely! nolan, my boy, you're a walkin' distillery.	I wonder how many Hail Marys the Father'll make me say at confession.  It'll be worth it! The pallet is loaded now. Terry turns and approaches Nolan.
i was afraid one bottle might get lonely by itself.  now you see the advantage of a little man in a big coat.	Definitely! Nolan, my boy, you're a walkin' distillery.
patrick, me lad, i'm ahead of you.	I was afraid one bottle might get lonely by itself.  Now you see the advantage of a little man in a big coat.
you think one bottle's enough for all them toasts?	Patrick, me lad, I'm ahead of you.
when we knock off let's have a bit of a party. we'll drink to god and ireland, its whiskey and its women, to joey and edie  and death to tyrants everywhere... .!	You think one bottle's enough for all them toasts?
you see, kayo, the good lord watches over us after all.	When we knock off let's have a bit of a party. We'll drink to God and Ireland, its whiskey and its women, to Joey and Edie  and death to tyrants everywhere... .!
a banana boat. it would be bananas.  one of these days me ship's comin' in from ireland,  god love 'er, loaded to the gunnels with sweet irish whiskey!	Nolan, me lad, ye're dreamin' again.
what are you down here for to see we don't make off with any of mister friendly's precious cargo?	Nolan... .
listen nolan	What are you down here for to see we don't make off with any of Mister Friendly's precious cargo?
maybe i will one of these days.	One of these days.
go ask him, why don't you ? ask him yourself.	Maybe I will one of these days.
you don't think he'd be helpful?	Go ask him, why don't you ? Ask him yourself.
keep charley out of this.	You don't think he'd be helpful?
the brother of charley the gent. they'll help us get to the bottom of the river.	Keep Charley out of this.
leave her alone, i tell you!	I do not joke in my proposal.
..oh, you could do nothing!  i can save you much pain.	Leave her alone, I tell you!
if i could get my hands on you...	..Oh, You could do nothing!  I can save you much pain.
fiend is it!  you will not be so fortunate.  your existence will cease within moments.  no one wishes to see a man dance...  and you, my dear, will entertain for centuries to come.	If I could get my hands on you...
leave her alone, you fiend!	Fiend is it!  You will not be so fortunate.  Your existence will cease within moments.  No one wishes to see a man dance...  And you, my dear, will entertain for centuries to come.
you love me then?	Of course I do.
there's nothing to forgive. it was all a dream.	You love me then?
i love you bob. i really do. forgive me?	There's nothing to forgive. It was all a dream.
<i>him!</i>  i'll bet he sleeps with all the lights on.	Maybe so.
my old boyfriend tommy would never have gotten me in a mess like this.  at least <i>he's</i> got brains.	<i>Him!</i>  I'll bet he sleeps with all the lights on.
all right.  put it on heavy.	My old boyfriend Tommy would never have gotten me in a mess like this.  At least <i>he's</i> got brains.
i still don't know what ever made me go steady with a crackpot writer like you.	All right.  Put it on heavy.
i don't know, yet.  we'll just have to watch our chance. when it comes i'll know what to do--i hope i'll know what to do.	I still don't know what ever made me go steady with a crackpot writer like you.
what can we do against them?	I don't know, yet.  We'll just have to watch our chance. When it comes I'll know what to do--I hope I'll know what to do.
i've got the ropes loose now. i've got my hands free.  be careful--don't change your expression too much.  they must not catch on.	What can we do against them?
yes, that sudden.  if it weren't for you we wouldn't be hunting for an old cemetery on a night like this.  it's all your fault.	...And I thought you loved me.
that sudden?	Yes, that sudden.  If it weren't for you we wouldn't be hunting for an old cemetery on a night like this.  It's all your fault.
i should hope not.  i hate you!	That sudden?
they wouldn't dare put us in the same grave-- <b>or would they?</b>	I should hope not.  I hate you!
oh, no i'm not.  these heathens probably have an open grave for us.	They wouldn't dare put us in the same grave-- <b>or would they?</b>
you're talking nonsense.	Oh, no I'm not.  These heathens probably have an open grave for us.
yes i feel it in my bones.	You're talking nonsense.
you do?	Yes I feel it in my bones.
be careful, oh please be careful.  we'll never get out of here alive, i know it.  i just feel it.	You do?
hold on just a little longer, shirley.	Be careful, oh please be careful.  We'll never get out of here alive, I know it.  I just feel it.
i'm frightened.  i'm so frightened.	Hold on just a little longer, Shirley.
my guess is if we don't take the chance pretty soon, we're not going to have much life left anyway.	I'm frightened.  I'm so frightened.
nothing is worth your life.	My guess is if we don't take the chance pretty soon, we're not going to have much life left anyway.
i am--it's our only chance.	Nothing is worth your life.
be careful!	I am--It's our only chance.
the ropes are coming loose.	Be careful!
i'm afraid i'll faint.	Whatever you do, don't do that.
easy shirley, easy!  panic won't do us any good!  let me think. we've got to stall for time.	I'm afraid I'll faint.
i don't know.  i just don't know. but don't give up. we're not finished yet.	Easy Shirley, Easy!  Panic won't do us any good!  Let me think. We've got to stall for time.
what can we do?	I don't know.  I just don't know. But don't give up. We're not finished yet.
don't let them hear you.	What can we do?
those creatures..!	Don't let them hear you.
you've got a right to be. we're trapped by a bunch of fiends.	Those creatures..!
i'm so frightened.	You've got a right to be. We're trapped by a bunch of fiends.
look!	Be careful!--They'll see you.
what do you mean?	I'm not sure, myself. It's just a feeling I've had since the crash...Like I feel a cold chill all over.. ..Now this!
i'm not sure...	What do you mean?
can't we get out of here?	I'm not sure...
it's an initiation all right, but not of a college as you and i know them.  nothing alive looks like that!	Can't we get out of here?
could it be some kind of college initiation?	It's an initiation all right, but not of a college as you and I know them.  Nothing alive looks like that!
well, it's probably just the caretaker, and that's exactly who we want to find.  they'll have a telephone.  c'mon.	Could it be some kind of college initiation?
i can't imagine anything dead playing that music.	Well, it's probably just the caretaker, and that's exactly who we want to find.  They'll have a telephone.  C'mon.
not dead?  in a cemetery?	I can't imagine anything dead playing that music.
what help will that do if something in there isn't dead?	Not dead?  In a cemetery?
all right.  don't worry, i'll be right beside you.	What help will that do if something in there isn't dead?
i'm not sure i care to find out what it is.	All right.  Don't worry, I'll be right beside you.
something's making that music.	I'm not sure I care to find out what it is.
what help can we possibly find in the cemetery at this time of night?	Something's making that music.
that's what i want to find out. we have to get help.	What help can we possibly find in the cemetery at this time of night?
then..then what's that music?	That's what I want to find out. We have to get help.
silly, there's nothing in there to be afraid of.	Then..then what's that music?
it frightens me.	Silly, there's nothing in there to be afraid of.
in there.	It frightens me.
where?	In there.
well we certainly can't stay here. c'mon.	Where?
i'm getting the jitters! let's turn back!	Okay.
there's an old cemetery on this road. i've been there before.	I'm getting the jitters! Let's turn back!
well, fact or not, i don't see how we're going to find an ancient cemetery in these mountains tonight.  i can't see a thing!  let's turn back.	There's an old cemetery on this road. I've been there before.
all of my books are based on fact, or legend.  thats perhaps why they're more interesting and sell in the top spots.	Well, fact or not, I don't see how we're going to find an ancient cemetery in these mountains tonight.  I can't see a thing!  Let's turn back.
who's to say my monsters aren't alive?	All of my books are based on fact, or legend.  Thats perhaps why they're more interesting and sell in the top spots.
that's life.  my kisses are alive.	Who's to say my monsters aren't alive?
your puritan upbringing holds you back from my monsters, but it certainly doesn't hurt your art of kissing.	That's life.  My kisses are alive.
but horror stories!  why all the time horror stories?	Shirley, I wrote for years without selling a single word.
sure there are--and i've tried them all.  plays, love stories, westerns, dog stories.  huh, now there was a good one, that dog story all about--	But horror stories!  Why all the time horror stories?
but there're so many wonderful things to write about, bob.	Sure there are--and I've tried them all.  Plays, love stories, westerns, dog stories.  Huh, now there was a good one, that dog story all about--
you wouldn't understand.  seeing a cemetery on a night like this can stir in the mind the best ideas for a good horror story.	But there're so many wonderful things to write about, Bob.
but does it have to be in a cemetery?	You wouldn't understand.  Seeing a cemetery on a night like this can stir in the mind the best ideas for a good horror story.
no.  it's on a night like this when the best ideas come to mind.	But does it have to be in a cemetery?
we sure picked the wrong night to find a cemetery.  let's turn back.	No.  It's on a night like this when the best ideas come to mind.
thank you, master!  thank you.	Now hurry, hurry.  I will watch!  Your desires may be my pleasure also...Our fitting climax to an evening's enter- tainment.  You must...hurry now.
you better hope there is.	Thank you, Master!  Thank you.
is there time?	You better hope there is.
you may take her now.	Is there time?
you mean...!	You may take her now.
your pleasures of course!	You mean...!
for what!?!	Your pleasures of course!
the time...is short.	For what!?!
all others were but infinitessimal bits of fluff, compared to <i>her</i>  this one would have <i>died</i> for feathers, furs, and fluff...and so she did!	The time...is short.
hahh, there is always time... all in good time...there is <b>always</b> time.  you shall have your pleasure.  <b>that</b>... i <i>decree</i>	All others were but infinitessimal bits of fluff, compared to <i>her</i>  This one would have <i>died</i> for feathers, furs, and fluff...and so she did!
oh, if there is only time!	Hahh, there is always time... All in good time...there is <b>always</b> time.  You shall have your pleasure.  <b>THAT</b>... I <i>decree</i>
there is yet time.  don't you want your own pleasure?	Oh, if there is only time!
the <b>moon</b> is almost <b>gone!</b>	There is yet time.  Don't you want your own pleasure?
then cancel my order.	The <b>moon</b> is almost <b>gone!</b>
you had the mummy cancel all the others scheduled for this session.	Then cancel my order.
i will decide the conclusion.	You had the mummy cancel all the others scheduled for this session.
the moon sinks lower into the hills!  we must hurry to the finish.	I will decide the conclusion.
there are others.	Well then let us proceed.
then see that it does not happen again, in the penalty of everlasting despair.  now are there others?	There are others.
i understand, master	Then see that it does not happen again, in the penalty of Everlasting Despair.  Now are there others?
your own pleasure comes only after mine, when i desire it. i am the sole ruler of the dark world.  there is no one to challenge my authority here. my word is the law--all powerful. <b>no one</b> is to challenge that authority, <b>no one!</b>.  is that understood?  it is my command.	I understand, Master
i would have time for my own pleasures!	Your own pleasure comes only after mine, when I desire it. I am the Sole Ruler of the Dark World.  There is no one to challenge my authority here. My word is the law--all powerful. <b>No one</b> is to challenge that authority, <b>no one!</b>.  Is that understood?  It is my command.
i know the laws of the night. i state there is still time for yet another.	I would have time for my own pleasures!
at the first sight of the morning's rays' light...	I know the laws of the night. I state there is still time for yet another.
ahh, there is yet time.	At the first sight of the morning's rays' light...
the moon is almost gone!	Ahh, there is yet time.
at your discretion...but first, i desire more entertainment.	The moon is almost gone!
when!?	At your discretion...But first, I desire more entertainment.
ahh, she will be yours.	When!?
well?	Ahh, she will be yours.
she is to be <b>mine!</b>  it is so spoken!	The Princess of Darkness would have you for her own to join us through extreme pain.  Yet I am inclined for one as lovely as you, to be more lenient. I have but to touch you with my finger, and it would mean the end of you, all over, quickly and painlessly...
it would seem so, master	Ahh, but I declare there is still time for <i>some</i>thing.
i suppose most of the others will have to wait for their judgement until after the next full moon.	It would seem so, Master
at the first sight of the morning sun's rays, we must be gone.	I suppose most of the others will have to wait for their judgement until after the next full moon.
yes, yes yes i know all that.	At the first sight of the morning sun's rays, we must be gone.
now, i will talk...to the wolf man...and the mummy.	As you wish, Master
she pleases me.  permit her to live in the world of the snakes.	Now, I will talk...to The Wolf Man...and The Mummy.
oh, yes, a religion of sorts.	It would seem so, Master.
as i said, a worshipper of snakes, and of smoke, and flames.	Oh, yes, a religion of sorts.
she was?	As I said, a worshipper of snakes, and of smoke, and flames.
el dia de los muertos...a celebration in her country.	Her dance has pleased me.
she came to us on the day of the dead.	El Dia De Los Muertos...A celebration in her country.
she loved the bull ring and the matador.  she danced to their destruction. now she dances to her own destruction.  her dance is of skulls.	She came to us on the Day of the Dead.
what kind of symbol?	She loved the bull ring and the matador.  She danced to their destruction. Now she dances to her own destruction.  Her dance is of skulls.
a symbol, master.	What kind of symbol?
...and what is this?	A symbol, Master.
a situation easily remedied.	Tie them that they may watch.
but they are not yet one of us.	A situation easily remedied.
ahh, good.  then i will see them.  dismiss the rest.	Yes, sir, Master.
there are one or two which should complement the night's entertainment, master	Ahh, good.  Then I will see them.  Dismiss the rest.
then it is some service you desire of us.	You are the keepers of the Damned.  You two know them all. And I am tired of this usual type of entertainment. I want...a decided change.
aaaahhhh.	Then it is some service you desire of us.
well rest easy, i'm not angry with either of you.	Aaaahhhh.
it's not often an emperor like <i>you</i> calls on creatures like us.	Well rest easy, I'm not angry with either of you.
then why do you shake so?	It's not often an Emperor like <i>you</i> calls on creatures like us.
we don't know of anything, master...	Then why do you shake so?
you know better than that.	We don't know of anything, Master...
have we in some way made you angry, master?	You know better than that.
live ones where only the dead should be?	Yes, Master, and we caught them, him and me.
yes, master.	Live ones where only the dead should be?
they are live ones?	Yes, Master.
no. no! no!	I repulse you?  Very well.  It seems you have chosen your own fate. Live with it!  I should say <b>die</b> with it!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.	You need not worry...Not just now, anyway.
i have promised both the wolf man and the mummy a reward.  it could be that <b>you</b> are that reward.	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.	I have promised both The Wolf Man and The Mummy a reward.  It could be that <b>you</b> are that reward.
ahh, the curiousity of youth... on the road to ruin!  may it ever be so adventurous!	I'm so frightened.
ahh hahahhnnn hahnnn!	Without the snake, of course.
i could make her another cleopatra...	Ahh hahahhnnn hahnnn!
aannnnaahhnn.	I can't remember doing anything wrong either.
did you howl off-key at the moon again?	Aannnnaahhnn.
aannnnaahhnn.	Did you howl off-key at the moon again?
did you do something to get us into trouble again?	Aannnnaahhnn.
aaaaannnnnuuunnnuhhhhh?	Did you do something to get us into trouble again?
what do you suppose for?	Aaaaannnnnuuunnnuhhhhh?
aaahhnnnahnnnn.	What do you suppose for?
he wants us.	Aaahhnnnahnnnn.
when i was alive, they were the things nightmares were made of.	Aaarrrgggaahh.
aahhhhnnnaaahahnn. aaaaaahhhhooowwwoooooooooooooooooooooo!	When I was alive, they were the things nightmares were made of.
we had lots of snakes in my ancient egypt...slimy, slinky things.	Aahhhhnnnaaahahnn. AaaaaahhhhoooWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
aaaahhhhnnnahhhnnnggnnn.	We had lots of snakes in my ancient Egypt...slimy, slinky things.
hurt her?  hell, it killed her!	Aaaahhhhnnnahhhnnnggnnn.
aaaaahhnnnhaaaaaannnhhh?	Hurt her?  Hell, it killed her!
i don't like snakes.  i remember the one cleopatra used.  cute little rascal until it flicked out that red tongue, and those two sharp fangs.  you'd never think such a little thing packed such a big wallop.	Aaaaahhnnnhaaaaaannnhhh?
yeah, that's him.  buddy says glenn thinks you guys are real cool.	He did, huh.  Well, tell Buddy I see Glenn wearing his sunglasses I'll step on 'em.  I might not even take 'em off first.
glenn michaels.	Yeah, that's him.  Buddy says Glenn thinks you guys are real cool.
well, seeing as you have so much luck with cars, buddy thought it might be better to bring two.  he got this guy he says you know from lompoc, glenn something.	Glenn Michaels.
what're you talking about?	Well, seeing as you have so much luck with cars, Buddy thought it might be better to bring two.  He got this guy he says you know from Lompoc, Glenn something.
and the one driving the other car?	What're you talking about?
listen, adele, the reason i called, that party is today instead of sunday. about eight-thirty, like only a few hours from now.  so you'll have to get hold of buddy, whatever he might be doing...	And the one driving the other car?
emil the amazing.  the bastard fired me and hired another girl, a redhead. i'm working on a new business card, pass out to the cafes.  how's this sound--	Listen, Adele, the reason I called, that party is today instead of Sunday. About eight-thirty, like only a few hours from now.  So you'll have to get hold of Buddy, whatever he might be doing...
what happened to mandrake the magician?	Emil the Amazing.  The bastard fired me and hired another girl, a redhead. I'm working on a new business card, pass out to the cafes.  How's this sound--
what's free about it?  i'm looking for work.	What happened to Mandrake the Magician?
listen to miss smarty mouth.  out there in the free world.	What's free about it?  I'm looking for work.
so why don't you come right out and tell me what you're talking about?	Listen to Miss Smarty Mouth.  Out there in the free world.
i said not as a rule.	So why don't you come right out and tell me what you're talking about?
didn't you tell me one-time calls aren't monitored?	I said not as a rule.
you know that super bowl party?  they changed the date.  it's on <u>tonight</u>, eight-thirty.	Didn't you tell me one-time calls aren't monitored?
till it's not funny any more.  what do you want, jack?	You know that Super Bowl party?  They changed the date.  It's on <u>tonight</u>, eight-thirty.
that's funny, adele.  how many more times you gonna gimme that one?	Till it's not funny any more.  What do you want, Jack?
yes.	Tell me, how do you do that?
you do the sawing of the box in half trick with you inside?	Yes.
yes.	You do the sawing of the box in half trick with you inside?
lie face down on the floor.	What?!
i want to speak with you, please.	Who is it?
yes, it is.	Uh-- sorry.  Wrong number.
oh, is this adele?	Yes, it is.
you're good.	Thank you.
ask him his name.	Who are you?
that wasn't jack's fault.  no, that was on account of buddy, for some reason, decided to call his sister and confess to a job <u>before</u> they'd done it instead of after.  she called the fbi and they both went down, ended up at lompoc.  i think buddy felt kinda bad about that.	Any idea where I could find Buddy?  Or Glenn?
till they got busted.	That wasn't Jack's fault.  No, that was on account of Buddy, for some reason, decided to call his sister and confess to a job <u>before</u> they'd done it instead of after.  She called the FBI and they both went down, ended up at Lompoc.  I think Buddy felt kinda bad about that.
jack came out of a bank he just robbed in pasadena, couldn't get his stolen car to start.  battery was dead.  he looks over, sees buddy sitting in a burgundy bonneville, goes up, offers him a thousand dollars for a jump. turns out, buddy was casing the same bank and saw the whole thing.  buddy says, i'll take the thousand, but we're leaving in my car, not that piece of shit you come in.  they musta robbed fifty banks together.	Till they got busted.
buddy'll take care of him.  keep him out've trouble.  he's jack's conscience. always has been.  he tell you how they met?	Jack came out of a bank he just robbed in Pasadena, couldn't get his stolen car to start.  Battery was dead.  He looks over, sees Buddy sitting in a burgundy Bonneville, goes up, offers him a thousand dollars for a jump. Turns out, Buddy was casing the same bank and saw the whole thing.  Buddy says, I'll take the thousand, but we're leaving in my car, not that piece of shit you come in.  They musta robbed fifty banks together.
adele, sooner or later, he's gonna get caught.  i'd like to get him before he does something else, makes it worse on himself.	Buddy'll take care of him.  Keep him out've trouble.  He's Jack's conscience. Always has been.  He tell you how they met?
really.  hm.	Adele, sooner or later, he's gonna get caught.  I'd like to get him before he does something else, makes it worse on himself.
i'll say one thing for jack, he was never ugly or mean, or drank too much. he was very considerate, lights on or off, if you know what i mean.	Really.  Hm.
he said he was a card player.  i could live with that.  i never knew he robbed banks till he got busted with that car that caught fire -- if you can imagine something like that happening, comes out of the bank and the car's on fire. i did go see him in jail to tell him i was filing for divorce.  he said, "okay."  jack's so easy going.  he was fun, but never what you'd call a real husband.	I'll say one thing for Jack, he was never ugly or mean, or drank too much. He was very considerate, lights on or off, if you know what I mean.
did you know that when you married him?	He said he was a card player.  I could live with that.  I never knew he robbed banks till he got busted with that car that caught fire -- if you can imagine something like that happening, comes out of the bank and the car's on fire. I did go see him in jail to tell him I was filing for divorce.  He said, "Okay."  Jack's so easy going.  He was fun, but never what you'd call a real husband.
huh.  problem is, jack's idea of a normal life is robbing banks.  it's all he's ever done.	Did you know that when you married him?
he said he wished the two of you could start over, live a normal life.	Huh.  Problem is, Jack's idea of a normal life is robbing banks.  It's all he's ever done.
he did?  i don't remember.  did he say about me?  in the trunk?	He said he wished the two of you could start over, live a normal life.
he called the day he escaped.	He did?  I don't remember.  Did he say about me?  In the trunk?
he'd call every once in a while.	He called the day he escaped.
but you spoke to him on the phone.	He'd call every once in a while.
i don't know.  he was different after he was sentenced, looking at thirty years.  said it depressed him every time the younger cons called him an old timer.	But you spoke to him on the phone.
why not?	I don't know.  He was different after he was sentenced, looking at thirty years.  Said it depressed him every time the younger cons called him an old timer.
he didn't want me to.	Why not?
you didn't visit him in prison.	He didn't want me to.
he gets that way when he's nervous sometimes.	You didn't visit him in prison.
you mean, did he try to jump me?  no, but he was kind of talkative.	He gets that way when he's nervous sometimes.
he didn't hurt you or anything, did he?	You mean, did he try to jump me?  No, but he was kind of talkative.
i'm getting ready to go out.  you can come in if you want, sit down for a minute.  would you like a diet coke?	No, thanks.
i know a glenn.	I'm getting ready to go out.  You can come in if you want, sit down for a minute.  Would you like a Diet Coke?
but you know what i'm talking about, don't you?  about glenn, don't you, and the second car?	I know a Glenn.
they didn't <i>tell</i> me anything, they asked questions.	But you know what I'm talking about, don't you?  About Glenn, don't you, and the second car?
the fbi didn't tell you i was with them?	They didn't <i>tell</i> me anything, they asked questions.
from glades to the turnpike.  then i left with glenn.	The FBI didn't tell you I was with them?
you were <i>both</i> in the trunk?  together?	From Glades to the turnpike.  Then I left with Glenn.
go away, or i'll call the police.	Why you want to do that, to a frien'?
listen, i'm the one help jack escape from prison.  he tole me, i can't find him to see you.  so why don't you open this fucking door.  okay?  so we can speak.	Go away, or I'll call the police.
i don't know where he is.	Listen, I'm the one help Jack escape from prison.  He tole me, I can't find him to see you.  So why don't you open this fucking door.  Okay?  So we can speak.
tell me where is jack foley, i don't bother you no more.	I don't know where he is.
wait in the hall!  i have to get dressed!	Tell me where is Jack Foley, I don't bother you no more.
i'm not dressed.	Listen to me.  I'm a good friend of Jack Foley.
you say you perform in the miami area?	Yes, around here.  I was a mayishan in Cuba before I come here.  Manuel the Mayishan was my name.
his assistant.	You say you perform in the Miami area?
you were his what, his box?	His assistant.
yeah, i was emil's box-jumper for almost four years.	You were his what, his box?
you did work for emil, right?	Yeah, I was Emil's box-jumper for almost four years.
oh.  uh-huh.	You did work for Emil, right?
i talk to the guy you work for, emil. he tole me your number and where you live.  see, i'm looking for an assistant and would like to speak to you.	Oh.  Uh-huh.
adele?  you in there?	Yes.
jack --	Listen, Buddy, the shit that's about to go down, you'll be on the phone with your sister for a month.  Let me do this part alone.
no, you dump the van, meet me at the airport. i'll take one of ripley's cars.	Jack --
i'll go with you.	No, you dump the van, meet me at the airport. I'll take one of Ripley's cars.
i'm going back inside.	I'll go with you.
all you gotta do is get in.	I'm going back inside.
we made it, didn't we?	All you gotta do is get in.
at least.	We made it, didn't we?
and then they'll kill 'em.	At least.
from the looks of those boys, the ripper too.	And then they'll kill 'em.
they're gonna rape the maid, aren't they.	From the looks of those boys, the Ripper too.
what?	They're gonna rape the maid, aren't they.
shit.	What?
come <i>on</i>.	Shit.
they look like plain old rocks.	They sure do.
you remember buddy, don't you, richard?	Yeah, hi.  Nice house.
they found the safe.	You remember Buddy, don't you, Richard?
i don't ski.	Stay with the maid.  I'm gonna have a look around.
you ever wear one of these?	I don't ski.
there's still time, take me up on my offer.	I'm not leaving you alone with these assholes.
getting me out of glades for starters.	And who watches your back?
half for doing what?	Getting me out of Glades for starters.
i'll make you a deal.  get out of here. right now.  i'll do the job with the snoop, meet you wherever you want and give you half.	Half for doing what?
but you still think you can get the diamonds fore they do?	I'll make you a deal.  Get out of here. Right now.  I'll do the job with the Snoop, meet you wherever you want and give you half.
i get that feeling, yeah.	But you still think you can get the diamonds fore they do?
you know they gonna set us up.	I get that feeling, yeah.
whatta you wanna do?	You know they gonna set us up.
they want to go tonight, before glenn gets in any trouble, opens his big mouth.	Whatta you wanna do?
so what's that mean?  that you're disappointed by what you found or you're sorry you robbed all those banks?	I don't know.
yeah, i did.	So what's that mean?  That you're disappointed by what you found or you're sorry you robbed all those banks?
you find out?	Yeah, I did.
it wasn't about getting laid.  i just wanted to know what might've happened if things were different.	You find out?
did you give her a jump?  if you did i might begin to understand where your head's at.	It wasn't about getting laid.  I just wanted to know what might've happened if things were different.
you know how i felt about her.	Did you give her a jump?  If you did I might begin to understand where your head's at.
so how's that work, a wanted felon socializing with a u.s. marshal?	You know how I felt about her.
yes, she did.	So how's that work, a wanted felon socializing with a U.S. Marshal?
and she saw you?	Yes, she did.
i saw karen sisco.	And she saw you?
it took you, what, seven hours to buy a pair of shoes?	I saw Karen Sisco.
listen, i gotta get some better shoes, few other things before tomorrow.  why don't you drop me off at the ren cen, we'll hook up later?	Yeah, and I better call my sister.
they put a gun on you, you'll go back.	They put a gun on you, you still have a choice, don't you?
you might not have a choice.	They put a gun on you, you'll go back.
yeah, it's called glades correctional institution and i'm sure as shit not going back there or any place like it.	You might not have a choice.
my sister believes in fate, but not hell.  that's why she stopped praying for the lost souls since you don't hear that much about purgatory anymore. but every day she asks her boss to pray i don't fuck up.  whatta you think, you think there's a hell, jack?	Yeah, it's called Glades Correctional Institution and I'm sure as shit not going back there or any place like it.
let fate decide?  what're you, the fuckin' dali lama now?	My sister believes in fate, but not hell.  That's why she stopped praying for the lost souls since you don't hear that much about purgatory anymore. But every day she asks her boss to pray I don't fuck up.  Whatta you think, you think there's a hell, Jack?
i mean, they don't know for sure he's dead.  look, there's always a chance we'll walk out've there with nothing.  i say let fate decide.	Let fate decide?  What're you, the fuckin' Dali Lama now?
what about that d.b. cooper guy?	I mean, they don't know for sure he's dead.  Look, there's always a chance we'll walk out've there with nothing.  I say let fate decide.
tell me something, buddy.  you know anyone who's actually done one last big score and gone to live the good life?  cause it occurred to me that everyone <u>talks</u> about doing it, but i don't know anyone who's actually gone and <u>done</u> it.  do you?	What about that D.B. Cooper guy?
let glenn deal with the snoop, while we're off livin' the good life.	Tell me something, Buddy.  You know anyone who's actually done one last big score and gone to live the good life?  Cause it occurred to me that everyone <u>talks</u> about doing it, but I don't know anyone who's actually gone and <u>done</u> it.  Do you?
who says anybody's gonna be with us? i say we go to the fights tomorrow, find out what the snoop's big plan is, then go in ahead of those guys -- <u>alone</u>.	Let Glenn deal with the Snoop, while we're off livin' the good life.
yeah?  you think he'll let us in, we got snoopy and the muscle-bound asshole with us?	Who says anybody's gonna be with us? I say we go to the fights tomorrow, find out what the Snoop's big plan is, then go in ahead of those guys -- <u>alone</u>.
time comes, we knock on the door.  see if he wants to talk about old times. go in the easy way.	Yeah?  You think he'll let us in, we got Snoopy and the muscle-bound asshole with us?
no doubt the man's got some big-ass security system.	Time comes, we knock on the door.  See if he wants to talk about old times. Go in the easy way.
jesus, look at that wall.  place almost looks like a prison.	No doubt the man's got some big-ass security system.
now that's a really big house.	Jesus, look at that wall.  Place almost looks like a prison.
forget about my sister.  if karen sisco's tailing glenn, we're fucked. tomorrow night at the fights we all get picked up.	Let's drive by where we're meeting and have a look.  Maybe take a look at Ripley's place while we're at it.
you didn't tell your sister about ripley, did you?  'cause i don't wanna go through that again.	Forget about my sister.  If Karen Sisco's tailing Glenn, we're fucked. Tomorrow night at the fights we all get picked up.
forty-five minutes.	You didn't tell your sister about Ripley, did you?  'Cause I don't wanna go through that again.
how long were you with the girl?	Forty-five minutes.
two hours.	How long were you with the girl?
how long you talk to her?	Two hours.
just hung up.	How long you talk to her?
you tell your sister about it?	Just hung up.
they don't stay the night, jack, 'less you pay for it.	You tell your sister about it?
i think she's after glenn.  the girl still with you?	They don't stay the night, Jack, 'less you pay for it.
she came up here on her vacation, 'cause she likes shitty weather.	I think she's after Glenn.  The girl still with you?
doesn't say what she's doing up here, but i don't think it has anything to do with us.	She came up here on her vacation, 'cause she likes shitty weather.
outside of that.	Doesn't say what she's doing up here, but I don't think it has anything to do with us.
is that snoopy?  in the purple doo rag?	What's he do now, tell fortunes?
i think glenn opened his big mouth and now we got us another partner.	Or two.
whatta you think?	I think Glenn opened his big mouth and now we got us another partner.
"fight over tuna casserole may have spurred slaying."  seems this woman's live-in boyfriend, seventy years old, complained about her tuna noodle casserole and she shot him in the face with a twelve-gauge.  police found noodles in the woman's hair and think the guy dumped the casserole dish on her before she shot him.  they'd been together ten years.	Love is funny.
they know where i live, i guess they know what i drive, so maybe we should pick up another car on the way.	She just sat there, looking right at me.
snoopy.  christ, i thought he'd be brain dead by now.	He isn't fighting no more.  Glenn told me the Snoop's been managing some guys up there now, works out at the Kronk.
remember snoopy miller, his old pal from lompoc?	Snoopy.  Christ, I thought he'd be brain dead by now.
well, first off, if you were glenn, you wouldn't be thinking.	Remember Snoopy Miller, his old pal from Lompoc?
i been thinkin', if i was glenn, i was up there to take down the ripper, where would i go?	Well, first off, if you were Glenn, you wouldn't be thinking.
first thing we do, we get to detroit, we find glenn, then we find a window to throw him out of.	I been thinkin', if I was Glenn, I was up there to take down the Ripper, where would I go?
let's go to detroit.	Now you're talkin'.
sure looks that way.	Let's go to Detroit.
i guess adele's in good hands.	Sure looks that way.
there.  you see the guy sitting on the porch?  the old ladies and one guy? you know they'll have a couple more in a car somewhere.	Uh-huh...
in here with my suntan lotion and beach towel.  that's her place.	There.  You see the guy sitting on the porch?  The old ladies and one guy? You know they'll have a couple more in a car somewhere.
you at least bring the gun?	In here with my suntan lotion and beach towel.  That's her place.
i'm a tourist.	You at least bring the gun?
nice disguise.	I'm a tourist.
and you know they're gonna have some people watching the hotel.	Shit.
her phone's probably tapped.	And you know they're gonna have some people watching the hotel.
so call her up.  tell her don't talk to any cubans.	Her phone's probably tapped.
we were talking one time, drinking rum.  i may've mentioned adele, how she worked for a magician.  chino got interested.  he's like, yeah?  how does he saw the woman in half?  he wanted to meet her.  or get a look at her if she ever came to visit.	So call her up.  Tell her don't talk to any Cubans.
jack?	We were talking one time, drinking rum.  I may've mentioned Adele, how she worked for a magician.  Chino got interested.  He's like, Yeah?  How does he saw the woman in half?  He wanted to meet her.  Or get a look at her if she ever came to visit.
he knows where she lives?	Jack?
he's gotta know by now that i gave him up back at glades.  he does, he's gonna try to find me.  maybe go see adele, see what she knows.	He knows where she lives?
he's running for his life, he doesn't give a shit about you.	He's gotta know by now that I gave him up back at Glades.  He does, he's gonna try to find me.  Maybe go see Adele, see what she knows.
chino's gonna wanna talk to me.	He's running for his life, he doesn't give a shit about you.
what?!	You better come see this.
longer we hang around down here, jack, better chance there is either glenn's gonna fuck up the whole score, or we gonna get busted, or both.	We'll leave first thing in the morning.
am i going to detroit by myself?	Longer we hang around down here, Jack, better chance there is either Glenn's gonna fuck up the whole score, or we gonna get busted, or both.
think this old guy is her boyfriend? it's the only picture she carries.	Am I going to Detroit by myself?
yeah, but what happened after she drove off with glenn?	You'll have to ask Glenn.  And most likely, he's on his way to Detroit, where we should be.
just that she got away.	Yeah, but what happened after she drove off with Glenn?
say anything in there about karen sisco?	Just that she got away.
paper says there's ten grand each on you, chino and lulu.	Say anything in there about Karen Sisco?
i wasn't feeling my best that day. i'd just drawn thirty to life.	Maybe this'll make you feel better.
they pass this picture around you can go anywhere you want, nobody'll know you.	I wasn't feeling my best that day. I'd just drawn thirty to life.
there's a store around the corner, i'll be right back.	Sounds great.
i know exactly what you mean.  it's just a feeling.  you know, i could go for some wine tonight.	There's a store around the corner, I'll be right back.
there's something about a nice hot bath, transforms a person.  it's not just about opening up your pores, know what i mean?  there's just something about the heat and the wet that's calming you know?  settles me in a way that i really can't articulate.	I know exactly what you mean.  It's just a feeling.  You know, I could go for some wine tonight.
oh, man.	There's something about a nice hot bath, transforms a person.  It's not just about opening up your pores, know what I mean?  There's just something about the heat and the wet that's calming you know?  Settles me in a way that I really can't articulate.
there's some lilac oil, you want some, a vanilla candle under the sink.	Oh, man.
i've been dreaming about a hot bath for the last six months.  soak the prison off me.	There's some lilac oil, you want some, a vanilla candle under the sink.
you're just jealous it was me in the trunk with her and not you.	You're right.
cause she had her hand on her gun the whole time, waiting to make her move.	You're just jealous it was me in the trunk with her and not you.
i'm just saying she wasn't scared.	Cause she had her hand on her gun the whole time, waiting to make her move.
i want to talk to her again, that's all.  see what would happen under, you know, normal circumstances.	You're too late, Jack.
you want to take her to my place and get cleaned up?  you come out of the bathroom with your after-shave on and she goes, "oh, i had you all wrong"?	I want to talk to her again, that's all.  See what would happen under, you know, normal circumstances.
i don't know why, but every time he opens his mouth i want to punch him out.	He ain't the problem, Jack.
how 'bout the score was his idea to begin with?	His idea?  Gimme a break.  Fuckin' guy's got a vacant lot for a head.  Was you and me figured the whole thing out.
why you brought glenn into this, i'll never know.	How 'bout the score was his idea to begin with?
wait a minute.  let me have your raincoat.  somebody forgot to bring me clean clothes.	I brought 'em, they're back at Glades in the Cadillac.  You wanted to take her car.
do we need him?	The green-and-whites saw us.  One of 'em starts thinking, what's that car doing there?  Ties it to the break and turns around...
jesus christ, what were you doing in there?	Get the shotgun.  And her purse.  I'd like to know who she is.
she's coming with us.	Jesus Christ, what were you doing in there?
we may as well leave her, we're leaving the car and we gotta leave her some place anyway, what's the difference where?	She's coming with us.
that's the turnpike up there.  glenn's waiting with the other car.	Okay, honey, come on out of there.
where in the hell are we?	That's the turnpike up there.  Glenn's waiting with the other car.
i bet that's all the hacks they send out.  otherwise nobody's left to mind the store.	Why don't we talk about it later?
it's richard ripley.	The Wall Street guy?  Oh, yeah.  I didn't recognize him without his rug.
call and tell you.	And you let them come up.  You don't try to make the bust yourself.  You understand?
now you see foley and this guy bragg come in behind us, whatta you do?	Call and tell you.
you can go wait out in the car, you want to.	Now you see Foley and this guy Bragg come in behind us, whatta you do?
what?  daniel, i wanna go upstairs.	You can go wait out in the car, you want to.
take the radio, stay down here in the lobby, watch the elevator.	What?  Daniel, I wanna go upstairs.
yeah, why?	The manager's door is metal.
you're gonna use a ram?	Yeah, why?
you're primary, you're secondary, you're point man.	You're gonna use a ram?
you get the key?	They're in 7D.
that's all i wanted to know.	Good.  Now forget about the ex-wife and get over to the Adams Hotel.
yeah, sure, karen.  you bring in chirino, you can be on the task force.	That's all I wanted to know.
yes or no, daniel.  if i get him, will you let me go after foley?	Yeah, sure, Karen.  You bring in Chirino, you can be on the task force.
what?  is that what you're calling me about?	Yes or no, Daniel.  If I get him, will you let me go after Foley?
oh, i was just wondering, if i were to bring in chirino, would you put me on the task force?	What?  Is that what you're calling me about?
now.  what is it you wanted to tell me?	Oh, I was just wondering, if I were to bring in Chirino, would you put me on the task force?
sure, daniel.	Now.  What is it you wanted to tell me?
but don't you <u>do</u> anything.  you just have a seat, wait for me to get there.	Sure, Daniel.
all right, but...	But don't you <u>do</u> anything.  You just have a seat, wait for me to get there.
there was a buddy bragg at lompoc around the same time foley was there.  we got an address for him at the adams hotel in hallandale.  i want you to go there, see if you can get the manager to i.d. him as the other guy.  if he does, you call me right away...	All right, but...
yeah, i know.  i was just leaving. why were you trying to reach me?	There was a Buddy Bragg at Lompoc around the same time Foley was there.  We got an address for him at the Adams Hotel in Hallandale.  I want you to go there, see if you can get the manager to i.d. him as the other guy.  If he does, you call me right away...
what-- we already talked to her.  that's a dead end.	Yeah, I know.  I was just leaving. Why were you trying to reach me?
i'm at adele delisi's.	What-- we already talked to her.  That's a dead end.
where are you?  i been trying to reach you.	I'm at Adele Delisi's.
daniel.  listen --	Where are you?  I been trying to reach you.
karen.  where are you?  i been trying to get a hold of you.	Daniel.  Listen --
shut up.	Karen.  Where are you?  I been trying to get a hold of you.
you'll have to ask him.	Sounds to me like he liked having you around.  I'll see you, Karen.  Mr. Sisco.
we'll talk another time, karen.  all right?  i'd like to know why foley put you in that second car when he didn't need you any more.	You'll have to ask him.
you have to know what you're talking about.	We'll talk another time, Karen.  All right?  I'd like to know why Foley put you in that second car when he didn't need you any more.
i have to qualify, is that it?	You have to know what you're talking about.
have you ever shot a man?  how many times have you been primary through the door?	I have to qualify, is that it?
karen, i've been with the bureau fifteen years, on all kinds of investigations.	Have you ever shot a man?  How many times have you been primary through the door?
daniel, what do you work on most of the time, fraud?  go after crooked bookkeepers.	Karen, I've been with the Bureau fifteen years, on all kinds of investigations.
you say in the report glenn didn't have a gun, but you let him get away, too.	Daniel, what do you work on most of the time, fraud?  Go after crooked bookkeepers.
is that what you would've done?	You say in the report Glenn didn't have a gun, but you let him get away, too.
the time came, you shot him.  but you didn't shoot foley or the guy with him.  they're unarmed, you had a shotgun and you let them throw you in the trunk. okay, now you got your sig in your hand.  you say in the report you couldn't turn around, he had you pinned down.  but when the trunk opened, how come you didn't cap the two guys then?	Is that what you would've done?
and what happened to carl?	The time came, you shot him.  But you didn't shoot Foley or the guy with him.  They're unarmed, you had a shotgun and you let them throw you in the trunk. Okay, now you got your Sig in your hand.  You say in the report you couldn't turn around, he had you pinned down.  But when the trunk opened, how come you didn't cap the two guys then?
yeah, but i had enough reason to believe he did, and i told you.  so you had to at least suspect him.	And what happened to Carl?
when i was seeing carl tillman, i didn't know he robbed banks.	Yeah, but I had enough reason to believe he did, and I told you.  So you had to at least suspect him.
foley made me think of that fella carl tillman, the one you were seeing, it turns out the same time he was doing banks.  you recall that?	When I was seeing Carl Tillman, I didn't know he robbed banks.
it was an unusual experience.	Foley made me think of that fella Carl Tillman, the one you were seeing, it turns out the same time he was doing banks.  You recall that?
this fella holds you hostage, you talk about movies?	It was an unusual experience.
oh... different things, prison, movies.	This fella holds you hostage, you talk about movies?
what'd you talk about?	Oh... different things, prison, movies.
in the trunk, yeah?	What'd you talk about?
you talked to him?	In the trunk, yeah?
really?  huh.  he told me he didn't remember how many he robbed.	You talked to him?
there's a couple of points i keep wondering about have to do with the two guys that grabbed you.  buddy is it?  and this fella jack foley.  i swear the man must've robbed two hundred banks in his time.	Really?  Huh.  He told me he didn't remember how many he robbed.
yes, but i want to hear you tell it. starting with when you tried to grab the wheel -- where was this?	Coming to the Okeechobee exit...
isn't that my report you're holding onto?	Yes, but I want to hear you tell it. Starting with when you tried to grab the wheel -- where was this?
that's nice of you to offer, karen, but i got all the help i can use right now.  instead, let's talk about how you got the bump on your head.	Isn't that my report you're holding onto?
i wanna be on the task force, daniel.	That's nice of you to offer, Karen, but I got all the help I can use right now.  Instead, let's talk about how you got the bump on your head.
hello, daniel.	Daniel Burdon, FBI.
daniel burdon, please.  karen sisco.	Excuse me, Adele?
oh, is that right?  you going to shoot me?  nice girl like you?  i don't think so.	You don't, huh?
you can live or die, it's up to you.	Oh, is that right?  You going to shoot me?  Nice girl like you?  I don't think so.
if you move, if you look at her again, you're dead.	You can live or die, it's up to you.
i could walk out of here.	If you move, if you look at her again, you're dead.
what do you want to bet?	I could walk out of here.
you wouldn't shoot me, would you?	What do you want to bet?
put it down or i'll shoot.	You wouldn't shoot me, would you?
oh.  then this must be adele...	Put it down or I'll shoot.
i'm a federal marshal and you're under arrest.  put the gun on the table.  i mean, now.	Oh.  Then this must be Adele...
wait.  you not adele?	I'm a federal marshal and you're under arrest.  Put the gun on the table.  I mean, now.
leave it where it is.	Wait.  You not Adele?
you see what they doing, those posts out there?  putting up another fence, five metres on the other side of the one that's there.  we wait until super bowl sunday, they could have the second fence built and we have to dig another nine, ten days.  so we going soon as it's dark.  you want -- i mean it -- you can still come.	I appreciate the offer.  And it's tempting.
you want, i tole you you can come. you all right, foley.  i like you.	You told me I can come 'cause I caught you digging the fuckin' tunnel, saw you and Lulu coming out of the bushes, thought maybe you two were making out.
you were out running this morning, sticking to your routine, anybody happened to notice.  but you only did a couple of miles instead of your usual five.  saving yourself for the main event.  then i see you inside eating ten pounds of macaroni. carbohydrates for endurance.	You want, I tole you you can come. You all right, Foley.  I like you.
why you think is today?	You were out running this morning, sticking to your routine, anybody happened to notice.  But you only did a couple of miles instead of your usual five.  Saving yourself for the main event.  Then I see you inside eating ten pounds of macaroni. Carbohydrates for endurance.
yeah, but i see you moved it up.	Why you think is today?
i told you, man, super bowl sunday.	Yeah, but I see you moved it up.
you excited?	I told you, man, Super Bowl Sunday.
karen, i told you not to--	Wait, I know him --okay?
we're a few minutes away.  just sit tight, stay outta the house till we get there, understand?	Oh-kay...
hello?	We're a few minutes away.  Just sit tight, stay outta the house till we get there, understand?
that's fine, but i don't want you to talk to miller alone.	Come on, Raymond, I'm a federal officer, I'm armed.
i'll need a last known address.	That's fine, but I don't want you to talk to Miller alone.
christ, i know snoopy miller.  he's a fuckin' wackjob thinks he's sugar ray leonard.  hangs out with a couple other grade-a nutcases over on the west side.	I'll need a last known address.
guy named maurice miller, also known as snoopy, a former prizefighter.	Christ, I know Snoopy Miller.  He's a fuckin' wackjob thinks he's Sugar Ray Leonard.  Hangs out with a couple other Grade-A nutcases over on the West side.
who was the friend?	Guy named Maurice Miller, also known as Snoopy, a former prizefighter.
listen, raymond, a year ago, dea had this guy glenn michaels on possession with intent but couldn't make it stick. in his statement, glenn said he went up to detroit to visit a friend and look into job opportunities -- if you can believe that.	Who was the friend?
yeah, and, as you can see, home invasions are big, too.	Listen, Raymond, a year ago, DEA had this guy Glenn Michaels on possession with intent but couldn't make it stick. In his statement, Glenn said he went up to Detroit to visit a friend and look into job opportunities -- if you can believe that.
detroit, you must be pretty busy.	Yeah, and, as you can see, home invasions are big, too.
yeah, i'm crimes against persons and property now, also sex crimes and child abuse.	Detroit, you must be pretty busy.
no, i didn't know that.	Yeah, I'm crimes against persons and property now, also sex crimes and child abuse.
you know, i'm not in homicide any more.	No, I didn't know that.
i report to the fbi, first thing they're gonna do is ask me to go get some coffee.	You know, I'm not in homicide any more.
other than we had so much fun the last time we worked together.  you gonna tell me why you're comin' to me instead of the fbi?	I report to the FBI, first thing they're gonna do is ask me to go get some coffee.
yeah.  i saw one of 'em outside.	Yonelle.  Looks like someone raped her, shot her, then threw her out the window.  Fuckin' animals.
yeah, eddie was a real character.  had these girls cooked the rocks he called the rockettes.	Yeah.  I saw one of 'em outside.
what is it with crack and transsexuals?	Yeah, Eddie was a real character.  Had these girls cooked the rocks he called the Rockettes.
dude in the dress is eddie solomon, used to buy scag off a corner till he kicked it and found his happiness with crack and then started dealing himself. word on the street was he was saving up for an operation.	What is it with crack and transsexuals?
who?	Dude in the dress is Eddie Solomon, used to buy scag off a corner till he kicked it and found his happiness with crack and then started dealing himself. Word on the street was he was saving up for an operation.
yeah.  and i thought everyone liked eddie.	Who?
quite a mess.	Yeah.  And I thought everyone liked Eddie.
freezing.  but i'm getting warmer.	Quite a mess.
how are you, raymond?	Freezing.  But I'm getting warmer.
ironic, isn't it?	How are you, Raymond?
this kind of setup, you don't have any idea what the fuck you're doing -- do you?	You're right.  So why take a chance--
a little.	This kind of setup, you don't have any idea what the fuck you're doing -- do you?
nervous?	A little.
not until recently.	Nervous?
jack, you don't use a gun, do you?	Not until recently.
good luck, richard.	Someone down here?
you know how to use one a these?	I've seen 'em used on TV.
hey.  you learn from doing.	You know how to use one a these?
that's a wonderful story, snoop.  i'm very excited about tonight.	Hey.  You learn from doing.
takes the tv, the vcr, some other shit and leaves his wallet on the floor.	That's a wonderful story, Snoop.  I'm very excited about tonight.
so you've done this before, huh?	Shit, yeah.  White Boy even got busted for it.  White Boy, tell these boys the reason you went down on that burglary that time.
break and enter, shit.  take it and git, how it's done.  don't waste any time.  that's how you do it.	So you've done this before, huh?
that what they're wearing these days to break and enter?	Break and enter, shit.  Take it and git, how it's done.  Don't waste any time.  That's how you do it.
you got two minutes, that's all.  make up your mind.	I wasn't asking permission.
give me a minute, talk to buddy.	You got two minutes, that's all.  Make up your mind.
soon as we leave here.  stop home and pick up what we need and go do it.	Give me a minute, talk to Buddy.
look, what you worried about glenn for?  what's he know?	I thought everything.
snoop, if you don't know where glenn is...	Look, what you worried about Glenn for?  What's he know?
the fuck you talking about?	Snoop, if you don't know where Glenn is...
we're leaving.	The fuck you talking about?
reggie, push off and hit, man.  push him off.	We're leaving.
who's sitting here?	Your homie, Glenn.  Only thing, he went to the men's about a while ago and never came back.
what's the matter with right here? it's nice and warm.	Warm?  Man, it's ninety-five degrees in here, sometimes a hundred -- the way Emanuel always kep' it so his boys'd sweat, get lean and mean like Tommy Hearns.  No, I ain't talking any business in here.  To me this is holy ground, man.  You understand?  I got to be someplace anyway.  Y'all want to talk, come to the fights tomorrow night, we'll sit down and look at it good. The State Theater.
let's go outside and talk.	What's the matter with right here? It's nice and warm.
look, snoop, i don't know what glenn promised you or what you think you're gonna get, but the deal is me and buddy get half of whatever we take from ripley, understand?  how you and glenn cut up the rest is up to you.	Let's go outside and talk.
just like it.  nobody backing down. you back down, you pussy.  tell me what you and buddy doing up here in the cold?	Glenn didn't tell you?
like being back in the yard, huh?	Just like it.  Nobody backing down. You back down, you pussy.  Tell me what you and Buddy doing up here in the cold?
it seems to me i been reading about you in the newspaper.  busted out of some joint in florida, huh?	Low class of people there, Snoop.
snoopy miller, famous fight thrower.	It seems to me I been reading about you in the newspaper.  Busted out of some joint in Florida, huh?
himey here's a pro-toh-jay of mine. he's ranked number thirty-two in the federal prison system.	Thirty-two outta what, twenty?
this doesn't concern you, foley.  why don't you go on out to the yard, have yourself a smoke?	I don't smoke.
i bet.  how much?	Another C.
company, shit.  i watch the man's back.	I bet.  How much?
how much for your company at chow?	Company, shit.  I watch the man's back.
yeah, i got a problem.  this is the dumbest fucking shakedown in the history of dump shakedowns.  three hundred bucks for a pillow?	That's right.
yeah.	Yeah, I got a problem.  This is the dumbest fucking shakedown in the history of dump shakedowns.  Three hundred bucks for a pillow?
there a problem, foley?	Yeah.
sign says "shut the fuck up."  or can't you guys read?	There a problem, Foley?
you just did, for christ sake.	You know what I mean.
i'm sorry, jack, but i can't shoot you.	You just did, for Christ sake.
what're you now, a desperado?  put the guns down.	I told you, I'm not going back.
if you don't, one of those guys will.	What're you now, a desperado?  Put the guns down.
you think i'd shoot you?	If you don't, one of those guys will.
pretend i'm somebody else.	You think I'd shoot you?
come on, jack -- don't.	Pretend I'm somebody else.
i'm trying not to.  i just wanna know what's gonna happen.	You know.
you getting serious on me now?	I'm trying not to.  I just wanna know what's gonna happen.
i don't know about that.  you can't do three falls and think you have much of a brain.	You getting serious on me now?
you're not dumb.	I don't know about that.  You can't do three falls and think you have much of a brain.
what about <i>my</i> motive?  now i can say i fucked a us marshal.  you think i will?	I don't know.
or i did it for some kind of kinky thrill.  score with a bank robber the way some women go for rough trade.	What about <i>my</i> motive?  Now I can say I fucked a US Marshal.  You think I will?
why are you mad?	Or I did it for some kind of kinky thrill.  Score with a bank robber the way some women go for rough trade.
i want you to know something.  i wasn't looking for just a fuck, if that's what you're thinking.	Why are you mad?
i'm just going to the bathroom.	I want you to know something.  I wasn't looking for just a fuck, if that's what you're thinking.
you coming back?	I'm just going to the bathroom.
no, you're right.  or buddy.  i won't ask if he's with you or what you're doing here in detroit.  or if you've run into glenn michaels yet.	Don't talk like that, okay?  You scare me.
i don't think we should get into that.	No, you're right.  Or Buddy.  I won't ask if he's with you or what you're doing here in Detroit.  Or if you've run into Glenn Michaels yet.
so she did help you?	I don't think we should get into that.
to warn her about chino.	So she did help you?
you were going to see her?	To warn her about Chino.
outside adele's.	You were going to see her?
where?	Outside Adele's.
you know i saw you on the street.	Where?
really?  i was thinking the same thing. if we could call time and get together for a while.	You know I saw you on the street.
i couldn't believe it.  i was thinking of you by then, a lot, wondering what it would be like if we did meet.  like if we could take a time-out...	Really?  I was thinking the same thing. If we could call time and get together for a while.
i wasn't sure you caught that.	I couldn't believe it.  I was thinking of you by then, a lot, wondering what it would be like if we did meet.  Like if we could take a time-out...
you waved to me in the elevator.	I wasn't sure you caught that.
i don't know.  i hadn't worked that part out yet.  all i knew was that i liked you, and i didn't want to leave you there, never see you again.	You waved to me in the elevator.
what were you gonna do with me?	I don't know.  I hadn't worked that part out yet.  All I knew was that I liked you, and I didn't want to leave you there, never see you again.
you believe that?	Why not?
i hear he didn't mean to.  the cop fell as dillinger was aiming at his leg and got him through the heart.	You believe that?
he killed a police officer.	I hear he didn't mean to.  The cop fell as Dillinger was aiming at his leg and got him through the heart.
i might've smelled like a sewer, but you could tell i was a gentleman. they say john dillinger was a pretty nice guy.	He killed a police officer.
yeah, but in a nice way.	I might've smelled like a sewer, but you could tell I was a gentleman. They say John Dillinger was a pretty nice guy.
you kept touching me, feeling my thigh.	Yeah, but in a nice way.
she did, huh.	You kept touching me, feeling my thigh.
remember how talkative you were?  in the trunk?  adele said you do that when you're nervous.	She did, huh.
that's not what you were about to say.	Remember how talkative you were?  In the trunk?  Adele said you do that when you're nervous.
you really wear that suit.	That's not what you were about to say.
you like taking risks.	So do you.
it would be worth the risk.	You like taking risks.
if i remembered you.  i came looking for you.  i would've said sure, let's do it.  but for all you knew i could show up with a swat team.  why would you trust me?	It would be worth the risk.
well, i'd say who i was and do you remember me and ask if you'd like to meet for a drink.	If I remembered you.  I came looking for you.  I would've said sure, let's do it.  But for all you knew I could show up with a SWAT team.  Why would you trust me?
if i had answered, what were you gonna say?	Well, I'd say who I was and do you remember me and ask if you'd like to meet for a drink.
i called your room from downstairs.	If I had answered, what were you gonna say?
oh, god...	I called your room from downstairs.
it doesn't have to, it's something that happens.  it's like seeing a person you never saw before -- you could be passing on the street -- you look at each other and for a few seconds, there's a kind of recognition.  like you both know something.  but then the next moment the person's gone, and it's too late to do anything about it, but you remember it because it was right there and you let it go, and you think, "what if i had stopped and said something?"  it might happen only a few times in your life.	Or once.
well, does it make sense to you?	It doesn't have to, it's something that happens.  It's like seeing a person you never saw before -- you could be passing on the street -- you look at each other and for a few seconds, there's a kind of recognition.  Like you both know something.  But then the next moment the person's gone, and it's too late to do anything about it, but you remember it because it was right there and you let it go, and you think, "What if I had stopped and said something?"  It might happen only a few times in your life.
it's not a game.  something you play.	Well, does it make sense to you?
it's your game.  i've never played this before.	It's not a game.  Something you play.
i don't think it works if we're somebody else.  you know what i mean?  gary and celeste, jesus, what do they know about anything?	It's your game.  I've never played this before.
not yet.  don't say anything yet.  okay?	I don't think it works if we're somebody else.  You know what I mean?  Gary and Celeste, Jesus, what do they know about anything?
how far do we go with this?	Not yet.  Don't say anything yet.  Okay?
no.  what do you do for a living, gary?	How far do we go with this?
having it cleaned didn't help, huh?	No.  What do you do for a living, Gary?
it smelled.	Having it cleaned didn't help, huh?
you did?	It smelled.
i had one just like it -- well, it was the same idea, but i had to get rid of it.	You did?
i like your hair.  and that suit.	I had one just like it -- well, it was the same idea, but I had to get rid of it.
i don't have a problem with it.	I like your hair.  And that suit.
a girl.	I don't have a problem with it.
what, as a sales rep?	A girl.
is that how you think of yourself?	What, as a sales rep?
i'm a sales rep.  i came here to call on a customer and they gave me a hard time because i'm a girl.	Is that how you think of yourself?
well, we got that out of the way.  tell me, celeste.  what do you do for a living?	I'm a sales rep.  I came here to call on a customer and they gave me a hard time because I'm a girl.
love it.	Well, we got that out of the way.  Tell me, Celeste.  What do you do for a living?
you like bourbon?	Love it.
those guys bother you?	No, they're all right.  I meant, you just got here.
don't leave me.	Those guys bother you?
i can go to the bar.	Don't leave me.
it takes hours to get a drink around here.  there's only one waitress.	I can go to the bar.
whatta you mean <u>we'll</u> make it an island?	I just thought maybe you and me could--
i'm partial to mountains myself.  but if you like islands, we'll make it an island.	Whatta you mean <u>we'll</u> make it an island?
one last score, that the idea?  move to some island.	I'm partial to mountains myself.  But if you like islands, we'll make it an island.
he's dead.  he did twenty-seven years before he came out and died not too long after in charity hospital, i think trying to make up for all the good times he'd missed.  that's not gonna be me.	One last score, that the idea?  Move to some island.
unless you wanna tell me.	He's dead.  He did twenty-seven years before he came out and died not too long after in Charity Hospital, I think trying to make up for all the good times he'd missed.  That's not gonna be me.
why?  you think he might tell you where i am?	Unless you wanna tell me.
something i've been wondering, what ever happened to your uncle cully?	Why?  You think he might tell you where I am?
i can just picture that, a cute girl like you following slip-and-fall and whiplash cheaters.	Something I've been wondering, what ever happened to your Uncle Cully?
my dad's retired.  he was a private investigator.  forty years.  i used to work for him.	I can just picture that, a cute girl like you following slip-and-fall and whiplash cheaters.
why not?	Because you're having too much fun.
you won't do that.	Why not?
there's a guy here on the task force right now.  maybe i should put him on the phone, let you two work it out.	You won't do that.
sure.  i'll just leave 'em with the s.w.a.t. guy answers the door.	There's a guy here on the task force right now.  Maybe I should put him on the phone, let you two work it out.
let's see.  you could come on by my dad's place, drop 'em off.	Sure.  I'll just leave 'em with the S.W.A.T. guy answers the door.
how do we do that?	Let's see.  You could come on by my dad's place, drop 'em off.
think i could have them back?	How do we do that?
and your gun.	Think I could have them back?
how do you know?  wait-- you have my wallet.	And your gun.
really.  he has a cop's face.	How do you know?  Wait-- you have my wallet.
that's my dad.	Really.  He has a cop's face.
i'm just worried maybe i'm not old enough for you.	That's my dad.
none of your business.	I'm just worried maybe I'm not old enough for you.
who was it answered the phone?	None of your business.
how'd you get this number?	Who was it answered the phone?
you know who this is?	Yes.
get your hands up and turn around. <u>now</u>.	Shit...
i mean, romantically.	Uh-huh.  Well, but if --
really.	I mean, romantically.
i never thought it made sense, though, the way they got together so quick.	Really.
yeah...	I never thought it made sense, though, the way they got together so quick.
with robert redford, when he was young.	Yeah...
another one faye dunaway was in i liked, <i>three days of the condor</i>.	With Robert Redford, when he was young.
you have to be kidding.	Another one Faye Dunaway was in I liked, <i>Three Days of the Condor</i>.
i'm just saying i think if we met under different circumstances...	You have to be kidding.
you'd probably tell me.	I'm just saying I think if we met under different circumstances...
i mean if you didn't know who i was.	You'd probably tell me.
nothing.	I mean if you didn't know who I was.
you're sure easy to talk to.  i wonder -- say we met under different circumstances and got to talking, say you were in a bar and i came up to you -- i wonder what would happen.	Nothing.
it wasn't pretty after, no, but if you were in that car -- eating a sandwich -- you wouldn't have known what hit you.	You're sure easy to talk to.  I wonder -- say we met under different circumstances and got to talking, say you were in a bar and I came up to you -- I wonder what would happen.
bleeding on a country road.	It wasn't pretty after, no, but if you were in that car -- eating a sandwich -- you wouldn't have known what hit you.
yeah, right.  anyway, that scene where warren beatty and faye dunaway get shot?  i remember thinking at the time it wouldn't be a bad way to go, if you have to.	Bleeding on a country road.
peter finch.	Yeah, right.  Anyway, that scene where Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway get shot?  I remember thinking at the time it wouldn't be a bad way to go, if you have to.
and the guy saying he wasn't gonna take any more shit from anybody...	Peter Finch.
<i>network</i>.  yeah, she was good.	And the guy saying he wasn't gonna take any more shit from anybody...
yeah, i liked her in that movie about tv...	<i>Network</i>.  Yeah, she was good.
faye dunaway.	Yeah, I liked her in that movie about TV...
that part in the movie where they get shot?  warren beatty and... i can't think of her name.	Faye Dunaway.
it was may, 1934, near gibsland, louisiana.	That part in the movie where they get shot?  Warren Beatty and... I can't think of her name.
you're full of interesting facts, aren't you?	It was May, 1934, near Gibsland, Louisiana.
they put a hundred and eighty-seven bullet holes in clyde, bonnie parker and the car they were driving.  bonnie was eating a sandwich.	You're full of interesting facts, aren't you?
is that right?	They put a hundred and eighty-seven bullet holes in Clyde, Bonnie Parker and the car they were driving.  Bonnie was eating a sandwich.
i don't recall his hat, but i've seen pictures of him lying dead, shot by texas rangers.  did you know he didn't have his shoes on?	Is that right?
oh, you mean of bonnie and clyde?  hm. you ever see pictures of him, the way he wore his hat?  you could tell he had that don't-give-a-shit air about him.	I don't recall his hat, but I've seen pictures of him lying dead, shot by Texas Rangers.  Did you know he didn't have his shoes on?
you must see yourself as some kind of clyde barrow.	Oh, you mean of Bonnie and Clyde?  Hm. You ever see pictures of him, the way he wore his hat?  You could tell he had that don't-give-a-shit air about him.
yeah, well, if it turns out i get shot like a dog, it'll be in the street, not off a goddamn fence.	You must see yourself as some kind of Clyde Barrow.
you know, this isn't gonna end well, these things never do.	Yeah, well, if it turns out I get shot like a dog, it'll be in the street, not off a goddamn fence.
sure.	You know, this isn't gonna end well, these things never do.
we still talk, though.	Sure.
uh-huh.	We still talk, though.
it was just a year, give or take a few days.  i mean, it's not like we didn't get along or anything.  we had fun, we just didn't have that... that thing, you know?  that spark, you know what i mean?  you gotta have that.	Uh-huh.
you were married?  all those falls, i'm surprised you had time.	It was just a year, give or take a few days.  I mean, it's not like we didn't get along or anything.  We had fun, we just didn't have that... that thing, you know?  That spark, you know what I mean?  You gotta have that.
jesus, you sound like my ex-wife.	You were married?  All those falls, I'm surprised you had time.
what do you want me to do?  scream?  i don't think it would help much.  i'm just gonna sit back, take it easy, and wait for you to screw up.	Jesus, you sound like my ex-wife.
you don't act like it.	What do you want me to do?  Scream?  I don't think it would help much.  I'm just gonna sit back, take it easy, and wait for you to screw up.
of course i am.	You don't act like it.
you don't seem all that scared.	Of course I am.
i don't have to.  i don't rob banks.	You don't seem all that scared.
basically.  yeah.  if i go back now, i do a full thirty years, no time off. can you imagine looking at that?	I don't have to.  I don't rob banks.
i know the difference.  you were in lompoc usp, the federal penitentiary. i've delivered people there.  so basically you've spent half your life in prison.	Basically.  Yeah.  If I go back now, I do a full thirty years, no time off. Can you imagine looking at that?
i believe you would have.  another fall, i did seven years at lompoc.  and i don't mean the place next door where some of nixon's people went.	I know the difference.  You were in Lompoc USP, the federal penitentiary. I've delivered people there.  So basically you've spent half your life in prison.
it was me, i woulda left ol' gus on the floor.	I believe you would have.  Another fall, I did seven years at Lompoc.  And I don't mean the place next door where some of Nixon's people went.
i thought so, too.	It was me, I woulda left ol' Gus on the floor.
that's funny.	I thought so, too.
tell you the truth, i don't know.  i started when i was eighteen, driving for my uncle cully and his partner, gus.  they go into a bank this one time in slidell, gus jumps the counter to get the tellers and breaks his leg. all three of us ended up in angola.	That's funny.
how many was that?	Tell you the truth, I don't know.  I started when I was eighteen, driving for my Uncle Cully and his partner, Gus.  They go into a bank this one time in Slidell, Gus jumps the counter to get the tellers and breaks his leg. All three of us ended up in Angola.
time i was convicted in california? fbi told me i'd robbed more banks than anyone in the computer.	How many was that?
why, are you famous?	Time I was convicted in California? FBI told me I'd robbed more banks than anyone in the computer.
jack foley.  you've probably heard of me.	Why, are you famous?
so, what's <u>your</u> name?  it'll be in the paper tomorrow anyway.	Jack Foley.  You've probably heard of me.
one i gave him, yeah.  fuck...	So, what's <u>your</u> name?  It'll be in the paper tomorrow anyway.
buddy.  that's his given name?	One I gave him, yeah.  Fuck...
who, buddy?  yeah.  he's a good guy. back when we jailed together, he'd call his sister every week without fail.  she's a born-again christian, does bookkeeping for a televangelist. buddy calls her up, confesses his sins, tells her about whatever bank he happened to rob.	Buddy.  That's his given name?
must be quite a pal, risk his own ass like this.	Who, Buddy?  Yeah.  He's a good guy. Back when we jailed together, he'd call his sister every week without fail.  She's a born-again Christian, does bookkeeping for a televangelist. Buddy calls her up, confesses his sins, tells her about whatever bank he happened to rob.
if they get set up in time, which i doubt.  and even if they do they'll be looking for a buncha little latin fellas, not a big black guy driving a ford.	Must be quite a pal, risk his own ass like this.
you wouldn't have time anyway.  we come to a roadblock, they'll run the car, find out in five seconds who it belongs to.	If they get set up in time, which I doubt.  And even if they do they'll be looking for a buncha little Latin fellas, not a big black guy driving a Ford.
guys like me, huh.  well, listen, even though i've been celibate lately, i'm not gonna force myself on you.  i've never done that in my life.	You wouldn't have time anyway.  We come to a roadblock, they'll run the car, find out in five seconds who it belongs to.
the idea of going after guys like you appealed to me.	Guys like me, huh.  Well, listen, even though I've been celibate lately, I'm not gonna force myself on you.  I've never done that in my life.
yeah, went real nice with that twelve gauge, too.  tell me, why in the world would someone like you ever become a federal marshall?	The idea of going after guys like you appealed to me.
i believe it.  you've ruined a nine- hundred-dollar suit my dad gave me.	Yeah, went real nice with that twelve gauge, too.  Tell me, why in the world would someone like you ever become a federal marshall?
boy, it stunk in there.	I believe it.  You've ruined a nine- hundred-dollar suit my dad gave me.
where's your gun, your pistol?	In my bag, in the car.
you devil, it's mace, huh?  what've you got here, a billy?  use it on poor unfortunate offenders.	Where's your gun, your pistol?
for your breath.  you could use it. squirt some in your mouth.	You devil, it's mace, huh?  What've you got here, a billy?  Use it on poor unfortunate offenders.
there isn't any.  all this shit you got in here.  what is all this stuff anyway?  handcuffs, chains... what's this can?	For your breath.  You could use it. Squirt some in your mouth.
if i could have a little more room.	There isn't any.  All this shit you got in here.  What is all this stuff anyway?  Handcuffs, chains... what's this can?
you comfy?	If I could have a little more room.
why you're just a girl.  what do you do for a living you pack a shotgun?	I'm a federal marshal and you're under arrest, both of you guys.
i thought you guys were busted.	Why?  Just because you left us standing on the side of the road?
whose blood you got all over you?	These guys, man, they're crazy.  Shit.
i don't know...	Whose blood you got all over you?
what happened to your shades?  someone finally step on 'em?	I don't know...
yeah?  she said that to you?	What happened to your shades?  Someone finally step on 'em?
she <i>knew</i> me from some bullshit dope bust.  she drove me to court.  twice. you know what she said, we're in the car on the turnpike?  "i never forget anybody i've cuffed and shackled."	Yeah?  She said that to you?
that broad you picked up -- did you know she was a us marshal, for christ sake?	She <i>knew</i> me from some bullshit dope bust.  She drove me to court.  Twice. You know what she said, we're in the car on the turnpike?  "I never forget anybody I've cuffed and shackled."
weren't you expecting us?	That broad you picked up -- did you know she was a US Marshal, for Christ sake?
in the trunk?	The backseat.
i'd like you to go wait in the car. how's that?  take her with you and put her in back.	In the trunk?
you're in civilization now, man, ease up.	I'd like you to go wait in the car. How's that?  Take her with you and put her in back.
wait in the car.	You're in civilization now, man, ease up.
you don't take 'em off, i'm gonna throw 'em off the overpass while they're still on your head.	Wait in the car.
i see better with them on.	You don't take 'em off, I'm gonna throw 'em off the overpass while they're still on your head.
take your sunglasses off.	I see better with them on.
studs.  man, i haven't heard that since lompoc.  what's going on?	Oh, nuthin'.
oh, hey, studs?  we thought you were somebody else.	Studs.  Man, I haven't heard that since Lompoc.  What's going on?
you think he's lying?	Use your head.  The guys got five million lying around his house, you really think he's gonna tell some motormouth he just met in prison about it?
my point is, that's probably what you're gonna end up with.	You think he's lying?
so.  what's your point?	My point is, that's probably what you're gonna end up with.
ever seen an uncut diamond, studs? they look like plain old rocks.	So.  What's your point?
detroit.  snoopy miller told me uncut diamonds are as easy to move as cash.	Ever seen an uncut diamond, Studs? They look like plain old rocks.
i guess the bright glare out here made it hard to see the numbers on the weights.	I'll take the shades off.  Just get this fuckin' thing off me.
you guys-- come on-- this is too heavy!	I guess the bright glare out here made it hard to see the numbers on the weights.
who you talkin' to, studs?  me, or buddy.  i can't tell, you got those shades on.	You guys-- come on-- this is too heavy!
he got three years and fined fifty million dollars and wrote 'em a fucking check.  like that, fifty mil, signed his name.  whoa-- little help here!	Who you talkin' to, Studs?  Me, or Buddy.  I can't tell, you got those shades on.
you know who they are?	I do, but I won't tell you just yet. Meet me in the chapel at eight-thirty, right before lock-down.
looks like tonight.	You know who they are?
when?	Looks like tonight.
i hear six.	When?
okay.  how many going out?	I hear six.
i expect you to look out for me, pup, let me run off work details.	Okay.  How many going out?
how many?	I expect you to look out for me, Pup, let me run off work details.
some people are going out of here. what if i told you where and when?	How many?
don't be an asshole, richard.  they're gonna kill you.	If that's my fate, so be it.  I'm not leaving.  I love her, Jack.
i'm not leaving midge.	Don't be an asshole, Richard.  They're gonna kill you.
i were you, i'd get up and run.	I'm not leaving Midge.
dumbfuck glenn was right, there's about five million worth in there, wouldn't you say, richard?	Five point two.
i can't believe you're still angry with me, jack, after all this time.	I'm not angry, Richard.  In fact, I'm completely relaxed.  Thing is, I can't tell if it's the fish that're cooling me out or all those uncut diamonds on the bottom of the tank there.
good god... they're shooting midge!	Siddown, Dick.  They're trying to open the safe, not your maid.
you gonna write me a check?	We'll go to my bank.  I'll make a withdrawal.
what do you want from me, jack?  name it.  you want money?	You gonna write me a check?
we thought it might be her husband. sometimes he comes and checks up on her.  she told him i was down in florida.	A minute or two, you're gonna wish you were.
what kinda man lets a woman answer the door, this time a night?	We thought it might be her husband. Sometimes he comes and checks up on her.  She told him I was down in Florida.
have they got midge up there?	What kinda man lets a woman answer the door, this time a night?
maurice?  from lompoc?  good god.	Have they got Midge up there?
maurice miller, couple of his friends.	Maurice?  From Lompoc?  Good God.
jesus christ, what the hell are you doing here?  what's going on?  who's upstairs?	Maurice Miller, couple of his friends.
how are you, richard?	Jesus Christ, what the hell are you doing here?  What's going on?  Who's upstairs?
foley?  that you?	How are you, Richard?
gentlemen.  i think we've calmed down now.  haven't we, jack?	Oh, yeah, I'm calm.  In fact, I'm totally "relaxed..."
how, dick?  the way <u>you</u> earned it?  by marrying some rich broad owns the company, selling it off a piece at a time, then divorcing her?  what is this knute rockne, pull yourself up by the bootstraps bullshit?  back in prison, guy like you, place like that, you were ice cream for freaks.  you were a goddamn dumpling.  maurice and a dozen other guys coulda bled you till you had nothing.  till you <u>were</u> nothing.  i saved your ass.  so you'll pardon me if i don't wanna sit on a fuckin stool all day saying "sign in here please" or "hey, pal, you can't park there."  okay, dick?  i can't do it.	Jack, I'm disappointed.  I guess I misjudged you.
today, i'm offering you a lousy job at a lousy wage.  you think you're better than that?  fine.  show me.  show me that you're really willing to change and we'll talk about something better. a lot better.  but first, jack, you gotta earn it.	How, Dick?  The way <u>you</u> earned it?  By marrying some rich broad owns the company, selling it off a piece at a time, then divorcing her?  What is this Knute Rockne, pull yourself up by the bootstraps bullshit?  Back in prison, guy like you, place like that, you were ice cream for freaks.  You were a goddamn dumpling.  Maurice and a dozen other guys coulda bled you till you had nothing.  Till you <u>were</u> nothing.  I saved your ass.  So you'll pardon me if I don't wanna sit on a fuckin stool all day saying "sign in here please" or "hey, pal, you can't park there."  Okay, Dick?  I can't do it.
you goin' right back to work?	First, I'm goin' to Israel for a year, study the Talmud, work on a Kibbutz... then come back, maybe take some tennis lessons.
what's to think about?	You goin' right back to work?
i still haven't made up my mind yet.	What's to think about?
it works.  you should try it sometime.	The next time I walk into a bank.
and the guy sent you a bill for this?	It works.  You should try it sometime.
the fish saved my life.  two years ago, i found out i had high blood pressure.  so my doctor, he tells me to go get an aquarium, look at the fish every time i felt myself stressing out.	And the guy sent you a bill for this?
i can't say that i've paid that much attention to 'em before.	The fish saved my life.  Two years ago, I found out I had high blood pressure.  So my doctor, he tells me to go get an aquarium, look at the fish every time I felt myself stressing out.
yeah, fish live in the present.  they don't dwell on yesterday and they don't worry about tomorrow.  even when a big fish attacks a little fish, there's no neurosis involved.  no guilt afterward. no whining on some fish-shrink's couch. they just do it.  they accept.	I can't say that I've paid that much attention to 'em before.
the fish?	Yeah, fish live in the present.  They don't dwell on yesterday and they don't worry about tomorrow.  Even when a big fish attacks a little fish, there's no neurosis involved.  No guilt afterward. No whining on some fish-shrink's couch. They just do it.  They accept.
no need to decide now.  be like the fish.  let whatever happens happen.	The fish?
my ex-wife's in miami.  it's nice down there.	No need to decide now.  Be like the fish.  Let whatever happens happen.
who is?  but then you gotta look at a job as more than just work.  you gotta look at it as peace of mind.  as <i>security</i>, you know what i mean?  i got offices in detroit, miami, boston, take your pick.	My ex-wife's in Miami.  It's nice down there.
i don't know.  i'm not exactly the nine-to-five type.	Who is?  But then you gotta look at a job as more than just work.  You gotta look at it as peace of mind.  As <i>security</i>, you know what I mean?  I got offices in Detroit, Miami, Boston, take your pick.
hey, jack?  bullshit.  i didn't make my first million until i was forty- two.  forty-two.  you really <u>want</u> to change, it's never too late.	I don't know.  I'm not exactly the nine-to-five type.
it's a little late for me.	Hey, Jack?  Bullshit.  I didn't make my first million until I was forty- two.  Forty-two.  You really <u>want</u> to change, it's never too late.
i was just thinking that i could use a guy like you, someone knows how to ask for things the right way.  i'm talkin' about when you're outta here.  i mean, you can't rob banks for ever.	It's a little late for me.
twenty-two months, three days, two hours.  why?	I was just thinking that I could use a guy like you, someone knows how to ask for things the right way.  I'm talkin' about when you're outta here.  I mean, you can't rob banks for ever.
tell me something, jack, how much longer you in here?	Twenty-two months, three days, two hours.  Why?
it's a big house.	Tell me something, Jack, how much longer you in here?
doesn't have to figure out shit.  you <u>told</u> him you keep 'em at your house.	It's a big house.
plus, even it was true, he'd still have to figure out where i keep 'em.	Doesn't have to figure out shit.  You <u>told</u> him you keep 'em at your house.
of course not.	Plus, even it was true, he'd still have to figure out where I keep 'em.
yeah, but who's gonna believe glenn? i mean, do <u>you</u> believe glenn?	Of course not.
you're the one with balls, dick, say something like that to someone like glenn.  or maybe you just forgot where you were for a minute.	Yeah, but who's gonna believe Glenn? I mean, do <u>you</u> believe Glenn?
i know what you're talking about.	You're the one with balls, Dick, say something like that to someone like Glenn.  Or maybe you just forgot where you were for a minute.
no?  where do you keep it, dick?  i'm talking about all those uncut diamonds you told glenn about.	I know what you're talking about.
you're the reason, jack, i don't keep all my money in banks.	No?  Where do you keep it, Dick?  I'm talking about all those uncut diamonds you told Glenn about.
you'd be surprised what all you can get, you ask for it the right way.	You're the reason, Jack, I don't keep all my money in banks.
really?	You'd be surprised what all you can get, you ask for it the right way.
i don't know.  i never used a gun.	Really?
tell me something.  what's it like, walk in a bank with a gun, stick it up?	I don't know.  I never used a gun.
thanks for your help.	Any time.
really?  well, i uhhh...	First of all, if he kills you, he's not gonna get any more money out of you.
you're smart, ripley, you'll tell this guy to fuck off.	Really?  Well, I uhhh...
sounds high, doesn't it?	Must be a real soft pillow.
you don't wanna be standing there, the hacks start asking questions you don't wanna answer.	Oh, uh, right, thanks...
like what?	I don't know.  It's a long way down to Florida.
yeah, could be.  or maybe she thought we'd have a lot to talk about.	Like what?
cheaper i guess, take us both down in one van.	Yeah, could be.  Or maybe she thought we'd have a lot to talk about.
she did, huh.	Cheaper I guess, take us both down in one van.
apparently, yeah.  i was supposed to leave last night with the lady marshal, but for some reason she wanted to wait.	She did, huh.
and so now you're off to glades.	Apparently, yeah.  I was supposed to leave last night with the lady marshal, but for some reason she wanted to wait.
hejira.	And so now you're off to Glades.
you must be some kinda walker, henry.	Hejira.
ten, you count the prison hospital in ohio i walked away from.	You must be some kinda walker, Henry.
the <u>ninth</u>?	Ten, you count the prison hospital in Ohio I walked away from.
yeah.  that was the ninth.	The <u>ninth</u>?
there were others.	Yeah.  That was the ninth.
that time?	There were others.
and how long was it before they caught up with you?	That time?
i prefer to call it an exodus from an undesirable place.	And how long was it before they caught up with you?
you busted out?	I prefer to call it an exodus from an undesirable place.
meaning time came, i left.	You busted out?
meaning?	Meaning time came, I left.
for a time.	Meaning?
you were at leavenworth, huh?	For a time.
the brothers in leavenworth gave me the name.	You were at Leavenworth, huh?
the flight?	The brothers in Leavenworth gave me the name.
the hejira was the flight of mohammed from mecca in 622.	The flight?
what's it mean, "no hair"?	The Hejira was the flight of Mohammed from Mecca in 622.
islamic.	What's it mean, "No Hair"?
<i>hejira?</i>  what kinda name is that?	Islamic.
i know, you'll find me.  jesus, i believe it.  i keep thinking if you hadn't driven me to federal court last summer, you wouldn't even know who i am.	If I didn't know you, Glenn, by tomorrow you'd be in jail or dead.  Look at it that way.  Go on.
but listen, glenn.  if you're lying to me...	I know, you'll find me.  Jesus, I believe it.  I keep thinking if you hadn't driven me to federal court last summer, you wouldn't even know who I am.
really?	But listen, Glenn.  If you're lying to me...
you want to get out of here, run, it'll warm you up.	Really?
i'm freezing my ass off.	You want to get out of here, run, it'll warm you up.
gee, i wonder why not.	I'm freezing my ass off.
i don't know-- he doesn't exactly confide in me.	Gee, I wonder why not.
but you say he hasn't shown up, you think he backed out?	I don't know-- he doesn't exactly confide in me.
maurice is gonna kill him, try and collect the reward.	But you say he hasn't shown up, you think he backed out?
why's that?	Maurice is gonna kill him, try and collect the reward.
he's supposed to be, but he hasn't shown up yet, which is a good thing for him.	Why's that?
and is foley a part of this?	He's supposed to be, but he hasn't shown up yet, which is a good thing for him.
yeah, the plan was to pick him up at his office tomorrow, take him out to his house in bloomfield hills.  now, i don't give a shit what they do.	And is Foley a part of this?
ripley?  you mean the wall street guy?	Yeah, the plan was to pick him up at his office tomorrow, take him out to his house in Bloomfield Hills.  Now, I don't give a shit what they do.
rippin' off ripley was my idea, but these guys, man, they're into shit i can't handle.	Ripley?  You mean the wall street guy?
but i thought the whole thing was your idea?	Rippin' off Ripley was my idea, but these guys, man, they're into shit I can't handle.
nothing.  i just wanna get the fuck outta here.	But I thought the whole thing was your idea?
what's going on, glenn?	Nothing.  I just wanna get the fuck outta here.
listen, these guys, they're gonna be out here any minute looking for me. they're fucking animals.	What's going on, Glenn?
for the car, for aiding and abetting a prison escape, and conspiring to do whatever you came here for.	Listen, these guys, they're gonna be out here any minute looking for me. They're fucking animals.
you're gonna bust me for picking up a car?	For the car, for aiding and abetting a prison escape, and conspiring to do whatever you came here for.
glenn, i know your life history, who your friends are, where you've been and now, it looks like, where you're going.  put your hands on the wheel.	You're gonna bust me for picking up a car?
jesus.  how'd you know about snoopy?	Glenn, I know your life history, who your friends are, where you've been and now, it looks like, where you're going.  Put your hands on the wheel.
the two guys you were with -- that one, that isn't maurice miller, is it? i've seen snoopy's mug shot and that didn't look like him.	Jesus.  How'd you know about Snoopy?
i already stole it.  last week or whenever it was, in west palm.  i can't be stealing it again, can i?	The two guys you were with -- that one, that isn't Maurice Miller, is it? I've seen Snoopy's mug shot and that didn't look like him.
you're not?	I already stole it.  Last week or whenever it was, in West Palm.  I can't be stealing it again, can I?
i mean i'm not stealing the fucking car.	You're not?
jesus, i don't believe it.	Another one of those days, huh, nothing seems to go right?
glenn, are you trying to steal this car?	Jesus, I don't believe it.
glenn, take the exit.	No way, man, no fuckin' way am I gonna turn myself in.
what am i supposed to do <u>now</u>?	Glenn, take the exit.
take the next exit.	What am I supposed to do <u>now</u>?
we're not.  i'm helping him, yeah--	Wait.  <i>Have</i> you helped him, Glenn?  At this point, technically, I doubt you could be charged with aiding a fugitive. So you still have a choice.  You can help him and risk going down again, get cuffed and shackled, hope to God you pull a reasonable judge, not some hard-on.  Or, if you want to play it another way...
look, i can understand if you and foley are close.	We're not.  I'm helping him, yeah--
foley's not going to make it.  and if he goes down, glenn, you go with him.	Look, I can understand if you and Foley are close.
i remember you now.  shit.	Foley's not going to make it.  And if he goes down, Glenn, you go with him.
do we have a gun in the car?	I remember you now.  Shit.
but you're sure we've met, huh?	Last fall, I drove you from the Palm Beach county jail to the federal courthouse, twice.  You're Glenn Michaels.  I never forget anyone I've cuffed and shackled.
no, that's not what i'm thinking.	But you're sure we've met, huh?
it couldn't have been out at glades, if that's what you're thinking.  i was never out there.	No, that's not what I'm thinking.
you don't remember me, do you?	It couldn't have been out at Glades, if that's what you're thinking.  I was never out there.
glenn?	You don't remember me, do you?
i got a big score lined up up north. they wouldn't even know about it, it wasn't for me.  i could do it right now myself, except it's so fucking cold up there in january--	Glenn?
i'll send it to you at glades.	Jesus, what'd you crawl through, a sewer?
no.  you gonna stay close to me from now on.  so you don't disappear on me.	Why would I do that?
it's all right with you, i'll just hang in the car.	No.  You gonna stay close to me from now on.  So you don't disappear on me.
why'd he have to do that to that girl?	Yeah, Kenneth, why you have to do that to that poor girl.
that was some shit, huh?	Why'd he have to do that to that girl?
i think you're forgetting, this is my car.  i drove it up here.	Hey, shit, come on.  I say I want this car, man, it's mine.  You go get yourself another one.  I say I'm in on Ripley?  I'm in, with or without <i>your</i> ass.  I say I want you to come along on another job, see if you for real or not, guess what you gonna do?
look, glenn, i know you cool, but you don't have to give me no tone of voice, okay?  you don't like what i'm saying, you can get out anywhere along here you want.	I think you're forgetting, this is my car.  I drove it up here.
i don't have to prove shit to you. the ripley job is <i>my</i> job.  you're either in or you're not.  you wanna pop some crack dealer pissed you off, that's your problem, not mine.	Look, Glenn, I know you cool, but you don't have to give me no tone of voice, okay?  You don't like what I'm saying, you can get out anywhere along here you want.
right now, son.	I don't have to prove shit to you. The Ripley job is <i>my</i> job.  You're either in or you're not.  You wanna pop some crack dealer pissed you off, that's your problem, not mine.
what-- when?	Right now, son.
walk in a house with me, do this cross- dressin' nigga named eddie solomon i used to sell to been dealin' on his own.	What-- when?
can i do what?	Walk in a house with me, do this cross- dressin' nigga named Eddie Solomon I used to sell to been dealin' on his own.
yeah.  if you can step up and actually do it.  understand?  'stead of just talking the talk.	Can I do what?
me?	Yeah.  If you can step up and actually do it.  Understand?  'Stead of just talking the talk.
thing i'm worried about is you.	Me?
you just ask me how we gonna do it. that's what i'm here for, tell you how.  we the experts.	Thing I'm worried about is you.
wait a minute.  i'm letting <i>you</i> in on this, not all your friends.	You just ask me how we gonna do it. That's what I'm here for, tell you how.  We the experts.
i'll show you, soon as i get one more guy i'm gonna need, moselle's brother, kenneth.  along with white boy there.	What?
so you still haven't said, how you wanna do it?	I'll show you, soon as I get one more guy I'm gonna need, Moselle's brother, Kenneth.  Along with White Boy there.
if they're not busted now, they're gonna be.  it's wide open.	So you still haven't said, how you wanna do it?
you sure foley and his pal aren't coming up here, do this themself?	If they're not busted now, they're gonna be.  It's wide open.
it's lilac, man, the color, and the style's made known by deion and other defensive backs in the pros.  i could be one of them living out here with doctors of my race and basketball players.  okay, here comes mr. ripley's house up on the left.  yeah.  the brick wall.  there's his drive, right there.	You sure Foley and his pal aren't coming up here, do this themself?
sure, right, they see bigfoot driving around a black guy wearing shades and a lavender fucking bandanna, no, they won't think anything of it.	It's lilac, man, the color, and the style's made known by Deion and other defensive backs in the pros.  I could be one of them living out here with doctors of my race and basketball players.  Okay, here comes Mr. Ripley's house up on the left.  Yeah.  The brick wall.  There's his drive, right there.
watch the road, boy.  i like this town car.  we can cruise the man's neighbourhood without getting the police or private security people on our ass.	Sure, right, they see Bigfoot driving around a black guy wearing shades and a lavender fucking bandanna, no, they won't think anything of it.
you there?	Oh, I'm here, all right.  I'm very here. Question is, why aren't <u>you</u> here?
it's richard ripley.	You there?
gimme another hint.	It's Richard Ripley.
it's a guy you know.	Gimme another hint.
some<u>one</u>?  gimme a hint.	It's a guy you know.
i can't really go into it right now. i'll just tell you it's someone big.	Some<u>one</u>?  Gimme a hint.
uh-huh.	I can't really go into it right now. I'll just tell you it's someone big.
i wanna talk to you about a job.	Uh-huh.
you crazy, come up <u>here</u>?  it's fuckin one degree outside.	I wanna talk to you about a job.
listen, snoopy, i'm on my way up to detroit and need a place to crash.	You crazy, come up <u>here</u>?  It's fuckin one degree outside.
studs.  hey, son, you must be one a them psychic friends.  i was just thinkin' about you.	Listen, Snoopy, I'm on my way up to Detroit and need a place to crash.
snoopy.  glenn michaels.	Studs.  Hey, son, you must be one a them psychic friends.  I was just thinkin' about you.
oh...	We went out there, full SWAT, two choppers, the whole bit, but Linares started shooting anyway.  We put him down, but somehow Chirino got away.
foley?  oh.  no, it was one of the cubans.  linares.	Oh...
how's it going?	Great.  We got one of 'em.
you look great.  your dad taking good care of you?	He took the week off so we'd have time together.  So far he's worked on his boat every day.  Dad?  Ray Nicolet.
hi, ray.	You look great.  Your dad taking good care of you?
what's wrong with you?	You wanted to tussle, we tussled.
don't matter.  i let the monster out, you gonna do what it wants.	Just a minute.
you're not my type.	Don't matter.  I let the monster out, you gonna do what it wants.
you know your divisions.  you like the fights?  like the rough stuff?  yeah, i bet you do.  like to get down and tussle a little bit?  like me and tuffy, before she got run over, we use to get down on the floor and tussle.  i say to her, "you a good dog, tuffy, here's a treat for you."  and i give tuffy what every dog love best.  you know what that is? a bone.  i can give you a bone, too, girl.	You're not my type.
flyweight.	You know your divisions.  You like the fights?  Like the rough stuff?  Yeah, I bet you do.  Like to get down and tussle a little bit?  Like me and Tuffy, before she got run over, we use to get down on the floor and tussle.  I say to her, "You a good dog, Tuffy, here's a treat for you."  And I give Tuffy what every dog love best.  You know what that is? A bone.  I can give you a bone, too, girl.
light to super-middleweight, as my body developed.  you go about what, bantam?	Flyweight.
what'd you fight, middleweight?	Light to super-middleweight, as my body developed.  You go about what, bantam?
i can tell.	I <i>was</i>...
how you know that?	I can tell.
you're a fighter?	How you know that?
i don't know -- the gym, the fights. i <i>know</i> he don't miss the fights.  having some tomorrow night at the state theater.  he use to take me.	The State Theater?
where do you think i might find maurice?	I don't know -- the gym, the fights. I <i>know</i> he don't miss the fights.  Having some tomorrow night at the State Theater.  He use to take me.
was a she, name tuffy.	Where do you think I might find Maurice?
what did you call it?	Was a she, name Tuffy.
got run over by a car.	What did you call it?
your dog was killed?	Got run over by a car.
well, <i>he</i> ain't even here that much.  i like to know where he goes, but at the same time i don't <i>want</i> to know, you understand?	Your dog was killed?
he said he stayed with maurice.	Well, <i>he</i> ain't even here that much.  I like to know where he goes, but at the same time I don't <i>want</i> to know, you understand?
here?  in this house?	He said he stayed with Maurice.
he said he stayed here last november.	Here?  In this house?
glenn?  no, i don't know any glenn.	He said he stayed here last November.
no, i'm not.  maybe you know him. glenn michaels?	Glenn?  No, I don't know any Glenn.
you a lawyer?	No, I'm not.  Maybe you know him. Glenn Michaels?
no.	You a lawyer?
you not with probation, one of those?	No.
i'm looking for a friend of mine i think maurice knows.	You not with probation, one of those?
thanks.	I'm looking for a friend of mine I think Maurice knows.
you like to sit down?	Thanks.
that's not maurice?	That's Kenneth, my brother.  He's talking on the phone.
i'm looking for maurice.	You find him, tell him the dog got run over and I'm out of grocery money.
what do you want?	I'm looking for Maurice.
moselle miller?	What do you want?
he knew what he was doing.  nobody forced him to rob banks.	My little girl, the tough babe.
i was just thinking... you could have a nice time with him on the plane -- like picking up where your interlude, or whatever you call it, left off. and then throw him in the can.	He knew what he was doing.  Nobody forced him to rob banks.
it's possible.  why?	I was just thinking... you could have a nice time with him on the plane -- like picking up where your interlude, or whatever you call it, left off. And then throw him in the can.
you gonna go get him?	It's possible.  Why?
he doesn't seem to hold a grudge.  what <i>i</i> want to know is why, they got such a big score up north, did foley hang around miami for so long?  any thoughts on that one?	None I'd like to share.
so what i want to know is why buddy still calls his sister every week even after she turned him in.	He doesn't seem to hold a grudge.  What <i>I</i> want to know is why, they got such a big score up north, did Foley hang around Miami for so long?  Any thoughts on that one?
so?	So what I want to know is why Buddy still calls his sister every week even after she turned him in.
buddy's sister regina mary bragg got two calls from buddy up in detroit this morning, called burdon.  she's also the one gave burdon buddy's address.	So?
i imagine you would've though.	Buddy's sister Regina Mary Bragg got two calls from Buddy up in Detroit this morning, called Burdon.  She's also the one gave Burdon Buddy's address.
i didn't have time.	I imagine you would've though.
you wave back?	I didn't have time.
i couldn't swear to it, but i'm pretty sure he did.	You wave back?
he waved to you?	I couldn't swear to it, but I'm pretty sure he did.
foley <i>kid</i>napped me.	Yeah, but you talked all the way from GCI to the turnpike.  It sounds more like a first date than a kidnapping.
you like the wild ones, don't you? tillman, nicolet and now foley.  you know, i've always said there's a thin line between the cowboy cops and the armed robbers, all those guys that love to pack.	Foley <i>kid</i>napped me.
my married boyfriend - setting him up with that news story so you could talk about infidelity.  i couldn't believe it.	You like the wild ones, don't you? Tillman, Nicolet and now Foley.  You know, I've always said there's a thin line between the cowboy cops and the armed robbers, all those guys that love to pack.
maybe.  but you're also curious about the man.  twice last night you asked your married boyfriend nicolet about him.  you were concerned, but you didn't want to show it.	My married boyfriend - setting him up with that news story so you could talk about infidelity.  I couldn't believe it.
i want to bust his ass, put him in shackles.	Maybe.  But you're also curious about the man.  Twice last night you asked your married boyfriend Nicolet about him.  You were concerned, but you didn't want to show it.
but you know he's dirty and you still wanna see him again.	I want to bust his ass, put him in shackles.
not at all.	But you know he's dirty and you still wanna see him again.
he remind you of that guy, tillman?	Not at all.
he's pretty laid back, confident.	He remind you of that guy, Tillman?
remember, pay attention to how she talks about foley, her tone.  do it right, she'll tell you things she wouldn't tell burdon.  tell her you think he's a nice guy.  no, first tell her about being in the trunk with him, in the dark for half an hour, and see how she takes it.  if she's in on it, what does she get for all the aggravation; cops breathing on her?  i bet nothing.  so she still likes him enough to stick her neck out.  you think that's possible?  what kind of guy is he?	He's pretty laid back, confident.
hello?  yeah, she is.  just a minute.  for you.	Hello?
was it foley?	Off a tip?
ray's with the f.b.i. task force, working on the prison break.	I see that.
no?	No, he looks a lot...
he doesn't even look like that.	No?
the sig sauer you got me for my birthday.	Tell you what, you're a good girl, you might get another one for Christmas.
what are you thinking about?	The Sig Sauer you got me for my birthday.
"hey, yourself."	Huh.
what'd i say?	"Hey, yourself."
you were talking in your sleep.	What'd I say?
how 'bout i come next sunday and watch the super bowl with you?	I'd like that.
we don't get to talk much any more.	How 'bout I come next Sunday and watch the Super Bowl with you?
i really gotta go.	We don't get to talk much any more.
you'd meet doctors, lawyers -- nothing wrong with them necessarily if they're divorced.  why settle for some cowboy cop who drinks too much and cheats on his wife?  that's the way those hotshots are, all of 'em.	I really gotta go.
dad...	You'd meet doctors, lawyers -- nothing wrong with them necessarily if they're divorced.  Why settle for some cowboy cop who drinks too much and cheats on his wife?  That's the way those hotshots are, all of 'em.
you used to like it.	Dad...
no thanks.	You used to like it.
you know you can always step in, work with me full-time as one of my investigators.	No thanks.
serving process, a summons and complaint.  some con doing mandatory life doesn't like macaroni and cheese. he files suit, says he has no choice in what they serve and it violates his civil rights.	You know you can always step in, work with me full-time as one of my investigators.
what're you doing at glades?	Serving process, a Summons and Complaint.  Some con doing mandatory life doesn't like macaroni and cheese. He files suit, says he has no choice in what they serve and it violates his civil rights.
can we change the subject?	What're you doing at Glades?
then they're not separated, are they?	Can we change the subject?
he's about to.	Then they're not separated, are they?
oh, he's moved out?	He's about to.
technically.  they're separated.	Oh, he's moved out?
he's still married though, huh?	Technically.  They're separated.
he was.  ray's with the f.b.i. now, he switched over.	He's still married though, huh?
which one is that?  the atf guy?	He was.  Ray's with the F.B.I. now, he switched over.
can't.  i gotta drive out to glades, then i'm meeting ray nicolet at ten.	Which one is that?  The ATF guy?
happy birthday, kid.  you want another coke?	Can't.  I gotta drive out to Glades, then I'm meeting Ray Nicolet at ten.
thanks, dad.	Happy birthday, kid.  You want another Coke?
--sig-sauer .38.  i love it.	Thanks, Dad.
it's a --	--Sig-Sauer .38.  I love it.
it's beautiful.	It's a --
you fit another chanel suit in here?	Something better.  Open it.
a'ight, this time we gotta get the motherfuckin' trajectory right...  okay, on three:  one... two...	The combination is three-ten-forty-four.
how do i look, mama?	Like a fag.
i don't have any idea.	Let's go upstairs, have a look at the man's bedroom.  All right now, you and Mr. Buddy check the rooms down here. Look at the wall behind any pictures hanging on it.  Look at the walls in the closets.  The man has a safe, it's gonna be up there somewhere.
where's ripley's safe at, he keep his valuables in.	I don't have any idea.
that's right, just me.	Where's Ripley's safe at, he keep his valuables in.
you here all by yourself?	That's right, just me.
he's in florida.  palm beach.	When's he due back?
out for the evening?	He's in Florida.  Palm Beach.
i told you, he isn't here.	Out for the evening?
not yet.  where's mr. ripley?	I told you, he isn't here.
the woman also said he stole her husband's gun, a twenty-two pistol, and some of his clothes.	So the woman's married.  She goes to bed with this prison escapee because he misses his little girl and then tells the world about it.  But you don't reveal her name, you protect her.  It sounds like you're saying it's okay as long as her husband doesn't find out about it.  Like the guy who cheats on his wife, saying what she doesn't know won't hurt her.
i spoke to her.  the guy told her he missed his little girl and she felt sorry for him.	That's how you score now?
...she fixes him pork chops and rice, the next thing you know they're making love on the sofa.  she says he was very gentle.	I spoke to her.  The guy told her he missed his little girl and she felt sorry for him.
did you pay the guy the reward?	Yeah, as soon as we got back.
yeah, someone spotted two of 'em in this hobo camp out by the airport, called the number--	I knew it, soon as I saw they were offering a reward.
in case no one knows what he does. tell me, ray, you ever wear one says, "undercover"?	No.  Course not.
i've heard a lot about you, mr. sisco.	Likewise.
foley's got it.	Where the fuck is Foley?
forget about her.  tell me where the money's at.	Foley's got it.
midge.	Forget about her.  Tell me where the money's at.
are those <i>my</i> suits?	Where you been hiding, Dick?
well, if it isn't the ripper hisself.	Are those <i>my</i> suits?
excuse me.  snoopy?  did we settle the fish thing?	Yeah.  Sure.  It's all settled.
faux goose down.	Still...
well, i need that...	...and that extra pillow's gonna be an even three c's.
that bausch & lomb saline shit you asked for is gonna be eighty bucks.	Well, I need that...
i think it's dunn & <u>brad</u>street.  but then, i could be wrong...	Whoever.  The point is, prices are goin' up, too.  Better get your little black book out, Richard.  We got some business to talk about.
year ago, i come in here on credit card fraud, but after i shanked that loudmouth pussy on the yard the other day, my dunn & broadstreet, has gone way the fuck up.	I think it's Dunn & <u>Brad</u>street.  But then, I could be wrong...
what?	Year ago, I come in here on credit card fraud, but after I shanked that loudmouth pussy on the yard the other day, my Dunn & Broadstreet, has gone way the fuck up.
not so fast, dick.  starting now, there's gonna be an across the board cost a living increase.	What?
thank you...	Not so fast, Dick.  Starting now, there's gonna be an across the board cost a living increase.
...the fuck is this...	Are they dead?
i found a rubber.	White Boy, the man's not gonna hide no diamonds under the fuckin' mattress.
i think he must've fell in.	I sent these two looking for him, they come back shaking their heads.
ten gees.	Uh-huh.  You recall, did it say dead or alive?
white boy, how much is the reward on the man again?	Ten gees.
we have a problem here?	Jack Foley, famous bank robber.
what is it with red?  i've never seen him this way.	He's been like that all day.  Hey Danny, you coming?
are you sure they're here?	If Evelyn's here, the rest are here!
what, good-lookin' sumbitch?	No, numbnuts, die.  You get your nurse alone, you look her in the eye, and say, "Baby, they're training me for war, and I don't know what'll happen.  But if I die tomorrow, I wanna know that we lived all we could tonight."  I've never known it to fail.
that's your line for tonight, ya know.	What, good-lookin' sumbitch?
you good-lookin' sumbitch...don't you ever die!	That's your line for tonight, ya know.
i wish she could forget him.	You don't forget love, Honey.  Not ever.
he was that good?	No, I was.
now listen, it's hands off billy.  i mean, you can put your hands on him if you want to, but then my hands will break yours.	He was that good?
we'll ask evelyn.  evelyn?  evelyn!	Ooo, she's thinking of her date!  Come on, you've been dating a pilot.  We want to know what we can expect.
you mean hiding them?	Hide them?  On a date with pilots?  I'm talking about how you make them show!
do you have trouble with your boobs in the uniform?	You mean hiding them?
nervous?	Yeah.  But if I have to get something out, I c-can always s-s-s-  SIIING!
only when i'm n-n-n-	Nervous?
do you always stutter?	Only when I'm n-n-n-
how would i know.	Do you always stutter?
but...they called you strange?  because of red grange?  i don't get it.  was red grange strange?	How would I know.
you know the football player, red g- grange?  well the guys called me r-red, cause you know, i'm red...and they thought i was strange, so, you know, red g-grange, red str-strange.	But...they called you Strange?  Because of Red Grange?  I don't get it.  Was Red Grange strange?
red...strange?	You know the football player, Red G- Grange?  Well the guys called me R-Red, cause you know, I'm red...and they thought I was strange, so, you know, Red G-Grange, Red Str-Strange.
he, i'm r-red.  red s-strange.	Red...Strange?
are all the yanks as anxious as you are to get yourself killed, lieutenant?	Not anxious to die, Sir, anxious to matter.
if you're patching up bullet holes right here on the runway, maybe we should skip the housekeeping and get right to the planes.	Are all the Yanks as anxious as you are to get yourself killed, Lieutenant?
good on you, then, rafe mccawley.  we'll get you situated in some quarters, and then introduce you to the equipment you'll be flying.	If you're patching up bullet holes right here on the runway, maybe we should skip the housekeeping and get right to the planes.
that's me, sir.	Good on you, then, Rafe McCawley.  We'll get you situated in some quarters, and then introduce you to the equipment you'll be flying.
on loan from colonel doolittle, is it?	That's me, Sir.
too late for apologies, walker.	I wasn't gonna apologize, Sir.  I was just gonna say it was worth it to feel like a real pilot again, even if it was only for five seconds.
sir, i --	Too late for apologies, Walker.
you'll love it.  no base, no bars, just lots of sun and aircraft maintenance.	Sir, I --
hale-what?	You'll love it.  No base, no bars, just lots of sun and aircraft maintenance.
i don't buy that hot dog shit.  so you and your buddies are gonna transfer your planes up to haleiwa.	Hale-what?
sir?	I don't buy that hot dog shit.  So you and your buddies are gonna transfer your planes up to Haleiwa.
oh yeah.  i liked it so much i'm cutting you out of the squadron.	Sir?
you liked that?	Oh yeah.  I liked it so much I'm cutting you out of the squadron.
that was a nice little stunt you pulled, buzzing the base.	You liked that?
yes sir.	That was a nice little stunt you pulled, buzzing the base.
you're walker, right?	Yes Sir.
rafe's girl, evelyn?	You guys know her?!  I gotta have an intro!  Man, I'd like to --
yeah.	Mai-tai's.  I got this to tell ya, about mai-tai's.
the one that slept in my mouth last night.	What the hell happened to you guys?
what lizard?	The one that slept in my mouth last night.
where's that lizard?	What lizard?
hey.  you.  mr. coma.	Where's that lizard?
well, you p-puked on his feet.	Yeah, but he was wearing shoes!
shit, he's puking on my feet!	Well, you p-puked on his feet.
i th-think i'm gonna like it here.	You guys are new?
a m-missionary?	No, like...
ever hear of mai-tai's?  comes in a big...pot.  like...like...	A m-missionary?
who the fuck taught you to fly?	He did.
danny, i don't like this fuckin' guy.	Anthony, Red, stay with the guns!  Coma, you cover the cannons!  Joe, Theo, come with us!  Earl, you get on the radio! We're gonna fight these fuckers.
earl!  you said the planes were ready but -- but what?	Of the four left, only one is full of fuel.
cock-suckin' right i do!!  in the gun lockers!	You guys get those!  Earl, Rafe, come with me!
they ready, earl?	They'll all fly, but -- oh, shit...
i can't make it.	Yes you can.
danny...	I can't make it.
and i'm on yours.  land of the free.	Home of the Brave.
we'll get separated over the target, but you and i will rendezvous for the run to china.  i'm on your wing.	And I'm on yours.  Land of the free.
broomsticks instead of tail guns.	We'll get separated over the target, but you and I will rendezvous for the run to China.  I'm on your wing.
it's not getting any longer.	Longer?  It's getting shorter.
they'll turn the ship into the wind before we launch.  that'll help.	We'll be loaded with 2,000 pounds of bombs and 1,500 pounds of fuel.  I got another Chinese phrase for Doolittle. "Mug wump rickshaw mushu pork."  It means "Who the fuck thought up this shit?"
it's shorter than our practice runway.	They'll turn the ship into the wind before we launch.  That'll help.
maybe just trying to measure up.	What's between you and her is between you and her.  But here's what's between you and me.  Everybody has a hero, Danny. And you're mine.
bullshit.  we've played with each other, pushed each other.  this is different. like you want to prove that you're better than me.  who's that for -- evelyn?	Maybe just trying to measure up.
we've always tried to beat each other.	Bullshit.  We've played with each other, pushed each other.  This is different. Like you want to prove that you're better than me.  Who's that for -- Evelyn?
no.  you're trying to beat me.	We've always tried to beat each other.
what do you mean?  i'm just doing what we've always done.	No.  You're trying to beat me.
danny, what the hell are you trying to do out there?	What do you mean?  I'm just doing what we've always done.
fun today.  like old times.	Danny, what the hell are you trying to do out there?
sorry you're gonna die -- cause i'm gonna make it.	What color flowers you want me to bring to your funeral?
i'm out of ammo!	I'm out of fuel!
land of the free.	Home of the brave.
i got a half a tank.  you?	Little less.
yeah.  so you can call me if you need help.	I got a half a tank.  You?
you hear my okay?	Yeah.  So you can call me if you need help.
they're all over us!	Bet they don't dust crops in Japan.
it's tight.	Tighter 'n a bulls ass in fly season. Don't hit the barn.
this ain't a little feud, earl, it's world war two!	They're coming around for another pass. You got extra weapons and ammo?
what's there?	Six P-40's.
auxiliary field at haleiwa, ten miles north of here.	What's there?
where are we going?	Auxiliary field at Haleiwa, ten miles north of here.
get me into a plane!	Come on!
she said i was so much like you.  i said, no, i'm not.  i'm like i am because of you, but i'm not you, not as good as you. everybody else saw me as a loser with a big chip on his shoulder.  but you saw the better part of me, the part of me that could be like you, and changed me. you made me who i am.	How sweet.  Is that when you put the move on her?
fuck you.	She loves you.  I know that.  And part of what she loves in me is how much of you she sees in me.
don't blame her, rafe.  it's not like you're thinking.	Fuck you.
i guess i'm used to it.  i've felt like throwing up every minute since you got back.	Don't blame her, Rafe.  It's not like you're thinking.
how come you're not pukin'?	I guess I'm used to it.  I've felt like throwing up every minute since you got back.
you left her.  how's that for a fact?	How's this for a fact?  I loved her first.
i'm saying now you do know.  so it's time for you to fuck off.	You left her.  How's that for a fact?
so what are you saying?	I'm saying now you do know.  So it's time for you to fuck off.
yeah, right.  anyway, you didn't know.	So what are you saying?
i was grieving too.	Yeah, right.  Anyway, you didn't know.
i understand how it could happen.  i know why any guy would love her.  and i can't blame you that it happened.  you thought i was dead, she was grieving, you were trying to help her.	I was grieving too.
what facts are those?	I understand how it could happen.  I know why any guy would love her.  And I can't blame you that it happened.  You thought I was dead, she was grieving, you were trying to help her.
we gotta face some facts here.	What facts are those?
if you can't keep up, don't drink yours.	We gotta face some facts here.
you don't wanna put beer over mai-tai.	If you can't keep up, don't drink yours.
waitress!  four beers!	You don't wanna put beer over mai-tai.
sure you did.  so come on.  say what you think.	Waitress!  Four beers!
i didn't mean it.	Sure you did.  So come on.  Say what you think.
why be sorry?  that's what you feel, it's better to come out with it.	I didn't mean it.
sorry.	Why be sorry?  That's what you feel, it's better to come out with it.
upset?  why should i be upset?	Let's go get a drink.  Unless you're scared to talk about it.
you'd always go sit in a plane whenever you were upset.	Upset?  Why should I be upset?
then why are you looking for her?	It's a test.  If I asked her to come and she came, it wouldn't tell me anything. If I tell her not to come, and she comes...then I know she loves me.
yeah.	Then why are you looking for her?
didn't you say you told her not to come?	Yeah.
i have to talk to evelyn.  and i want you to meet her.	Some other time.  I don't feel like a party.
nah, you go on.	I have to talk to Evelyn.  And I want you to meet her.
don't make this a joke, rafe.  you're talking about war, and i know what war does to people.	Danny, you know how many times I saw you come to school with a black eye or a busted nose, and couldn't do a thing about it -- for you, or for your mother... or your father, with his lungs scorched out with mustard gas, and more left of his lungs than there was of his spirit? You've made your sacrifice, Danny.  It's time I made mine.
i'm sorry, danny, but they're only accepting the best pilots.	Don't make this a joke, Rafe.  You're talking about war, and I know what war does to people.
i don't mean how'd you do the paperwork, i mean how the hell did you do it without letting me in on it?	I'm sorry, Danny, but they're only accepting the best pilots.
the colonel helped me work it out.	I don't mean how'd you do the paperwork, I mean how the hell did you do it without letting me in on it?
how could you do this?	The Colonel helped me work it out.
didn't you say test the limits?	Hey, you wanna test my limits, you better line up a couple dozen women on the GROUND...cause I got NO limits in the air!
home of the brave!	There's another one!
land of the free...	Home of the brave!
good shooting, rafe!	Land of the free...
good shooting, danny!	Good shooting, Rafe!
kill the bastards!	Good shooting, Danny!
it's germans!	Kill the bastards!
power dive!	It's Germans!
bandits at 2 o'clock.	Power dive!
yeah.	We got a saying here.  A-low-HA!
who's gonna to that?  japan is four thousand miles away.  so you guys just arrived, huh?	Yeah.
what about easier to hit in an air raid?	Who's gonna to that?  Japan is four thousand miles away.  So you guys just arrived, huh?
the brass is afraid of sabotage.  this makes 'em easier to protect -- and easier to service.	What about easier to hit in an air raid?
hey!  what is this, the planes all bunched up like that?	The brass is afraid of sabotage.  This makes 'em easier to protect -- and easier to service.
so beautiful!	Hang on.
from the air?	So beautiful!
well...sure.	From the air?
hey, have you seen pearl harbor at night?	Well...sure.
he told me he didn't want to leave me with regret.  now that's all i have.	Hey, have you seen Pearl Harbor at night?
sorry.	He told me he didn't want to leave me with regret.  Now that's all I have.
i swore not to talk about him tonight, but there's all this stuff i think i ought to tell you, that he didn't get a chance to.  rafe was...he was lonely.  he had such high expectations of himself that he always felt empty.  the week he met you he told me he felt his heart had always lived in winter, and for the first time in his life he has seen the spring.	Sorry.
i was just thinking that war is a series of goodbyes.  do you think that's why we're meeting.  to help us say goodbye to rafe?	I swore not to talk about him tonight, but there's all this stuff I think I ought to tell you, that he didn't get a chance to.  Rafe was...he was lonely.  He had such high expectations of himself that he always felt empty.  The week he met you he told me he felt his heart had always lived in winter, and for the first time in his life he has seen the spring.
that might not have been such a good idea.  they're making us fly out of a half-paved airfield.  the real punishment is that i won't be back to the barracks till it's too late for dinner or coffee. so i guess it's goodbye for awhile.	I was just thinking that war is a series of goodbyes.  Do you think that's why we're meeting.  To help us say goodbye to Rafe?
we got some soldiers in traction from a jeep accident, but it's quiet.  except for the occasional fighter plane buzzing us.	That might not have been such a good idea.  They're making us fly out of a half-paved airfield.  The real punishment is that I won't be back to the barracks till it's too late for dinner or coffee. So I guess it's goodbye for awhile.
how's everything?	We got some soldiers in traction from a jeep accident, but it's quiet.  Except for the occasional fighter plane buzzing us.
he said you're the only one he ever saw who was better in the air than him.	...He said that?
i taught him to drink beer.  he taught me how to fly.	He said you're the only one he ever saw who was better in the air than him.
you were more like brothers.	I taught him to drink beer.  He taught me how to fly.
rafe's folks had a crop dusting business, owned their own planes.  real straight, frugal.  my father was the town drunk. went to sleep one night on the railroad tracks and was still there when the dawn express came along.  rafe and i were the only ones at the funeral.  he took me back to his house, and i never left.	You were more like brothers.
he told me about you.  that he had no other friend like you.	Rafe's folks had a crop dusting business, owned their own planes.  Real straight, frugal.  My father was the town drunk. Went to sleep one night on the railroad tracks and was still there when the Dawn Express came along.  Rafe and I were the only ones at the funeral.  He took me back to his house, and I never left.
before rafe left, he asked me to be the one to tell you, if it happened.	He told me about you.  That he had no other friend like you.
were.  isn't that what you mean?  were. because he's dead, isn't he?  and that's why you've come.	Before Rafe left, he asked me to be the one to tell you, if it happened.
lieutenant... i'm danny walker.  i'm rafe mccawley's best friend.	Were.  Isn't that what you mean?  Were. Because he's dead, isn't he?  And that's why you've come.
no baseball diamonds, red.	Y-Yes Sir.
colonel, to f-fight you need strategy. to have strategy, ya gotta practice.  and to practice it, ya gotta play --	No baseball diamonds, Red.
i'd like to bomb their emperor too.  but i think that'd just piss 'em off.  the idea here, gentlemen, is not revenge. we're here to prove to them that they're neither invincible nor superior.  so let's try this again.  military targets only.	Colonel, to f-fight you need strategy. To have strategy, ya gotta practice.  And to practice it, ya gotta play --
i d-don't think japs ought'a be allowed to p-play baseball.	I'd like to bomb their Emperor too.  But I think that'd just piss 'em off.  The idea here, Gentlemen, is not revenge. We're here to prove to them that they're neither invincible nor superior.  So let's try this again.  Military targets only.
now we have fifteen requests for the emperor's palace...and one for tokyo baseball stadium.	I d-don't think Japs ought'a be allowed to p-play baseball.
then wh-where do we land?	I have a phrase I want you all to memorize:  "Lushu hoo megwa fugi."  It means "I am an American."  In Chinese.
we won't have the fuel to get back to the carriers; they'll turn and run back to hawaii the minute we're airborne.	Then wh-where do we land?
c-colonel, we been p-practicing takeoff's, but i ain't sure we can land on these carriers d-decks.	We won't have the fuel to get back to the carriers; they'll turn and run back to Hawaii the minute we're airborne.
and where's the secret base, sir?  the one we t-takeoff from.	The navy will get us to within 400 miles of the Japanese coast.  We'll launch off the carriers from there.
colonel...we're all going.  whether you make it or not.	I know.
listen you guys.  i'm the first plane -- then mccawley, walker, the rest of you. i'll have the shortest run.  if i don't make it, you don't go.	Colonel...we're all going.  Whether you make it or not.
i thought i'd made it clear, i'm not just putting this mission together -- i'm leading it myself.	I take it back, about the flowers.  We're all gonna die.
bombers.	I want to introduce a couple of people. Doc White is a flight surgeon; he has volunteered for gunnery training so that he can go on the mission, because we can't spare the weight of an extra man.
in flight school you qualified in single and in multi-engine planes.  you'll be flying multi-engines here.	Bombers.
well sure, colonel --	Top secret means you help me pick the other pilots, train, and go -- without knowing where you're going until it's too late.
you're just about the only pilots in the army with actual combat experience, so you're volunteering for a mission i've been ordered to put together.  do you know what top secret is?	Well sure, Colonel --
is that the good new, sir, or --	You're just about the only pilots in the Army with actual combat experience, so you're volunteering for a mission I've been ordered to put together.  Do you know what top secret is?
we can explain, colonel.	Explain what?
i heard what you did.	We can explain, Colonel.
good luck over there mccawley.  i admire your decision.	Thank you, Sir.
thank you, sir.	Good luck over there McCawley.  I admire your decision.
that's bullshit, son.  but it's really good bullshit.	Thank you, Sir.
never, sir.  i just meant it's dangerous only for the kind of pilot who wants to show off, rather than inspire the other pilots in his unit.  and all you've done for me, sir, working out the transfer, i did it to say thanks.  to honor you, sir. what the french call a "homage."	That's bullshit, son.  But it's really good bullshit.
don't get smart with me, son.	Never, Sir.  I just meant it's dangerous only for the kind of pilot who wants to show off, rather than inspire the other pilots in his unit.  And all you've done for me, Sir, working out the transfer, I did it to say thanks.  To honor you, Sir. What the French call a "homage."
how could it be irresponsible, sir, if you were the first man in the world to do it?	Don't get smart with me, son.
there are some people who think the outside loop is reckless and irresponsible.	How could it be irresponsible, Sir, if you were the first man in the world to do it?
you take care, dorie.	You too, 'Mam.
i left my mama and joined the navy to be a man.  they made me a cook -- and not even that, really -- i clean up after the other sailors eat.  i shine the officer's shoes.  in two years, they've never even let me fire a gun.	You take care, Dorie.
tell me something, dorie.  a man as big as you -- and smart too, you knew where to come when your ship couldn't help -- do you still have to fight with your fists to get respect?	I left my Mama and joined the Navy to be a man.  They made me a cook -- and not even that, really -- I clean up after the other sailors eat.  I shine the officer's shoes.  In two years, they've never even let me fire a gun.
thank you, 'mam.	Tell me something, Dorie.  A man as big as you -- and smart too, you knew where to come when your ship couldn't help -- do you still have to fight with your fists to get respect?
what do you get for winning?	Respect.
every other sunday.  i'm heavyweight champion of the west virginia.	What do you get for winning?
how often you fight like this?	Every other Sunday.  I'm heavyweight champion of the West Virginia.
i'm evelyn.  and i'm just a nurse.  but i'm not playing golf, and that cut needs sewing, or else it's gonna make a big lumpy scar.  whatta ya say?	How often you fight like this?
dorie miller, 'mam.	I'm Evelyn.  And I'm just a nurse.  But I'm not playing golf, and that cut needs sewing, or else it's gonna make a big lumpy scar.  Whatta ya say?
what's your name?	Dorie Miller, 'Mam.
yes'm.	What's your name?
win?	Yes'm.
boxin'.	Win?
how'd you get this?	Boxin'.
wait, let me look at that... you better come in here.	How'd you get this?
sorry to trouble you.	Wait, let me look at that... You better come in here.
our doctor's gone too.	Sorry to trouble you.
'scuse me, 'mam.  all the ship's doctors is golfing, and i couldn't find nobody to look at this.	Our doctor's gone too.
it must of been a convincing letter.	It was.  I couldn't have you go away, wherever it is...to war...without knowing something.  You think I made a choice, of Danny over you.  I didn't.  I didn't have a choice.  I'm pregnant.
they were bringing back a ship full of wounded and needed extra nurses along.  i wrote colonel doolittle, and told him i needed to see you before you go.	It must of been a convincing letter.
what?...	They were bringing back a ship full of wounded and needed extra nurses along.  I wrote Colonel Doolittle, and told him I needed to see you before you go.
of course i forgive you.  i know what you feel for danny is real.  and your choice is your choice.	That's what I have to tell you, Rafe.  It wasn't a choice.  It --
rafe... no.  you forgive me.	Of course I forgive you.  I know what you feel for Danny is real.  And your choice is your choice.
i need to tell you something.  i didn't know what it was to lose somebody, to see death and find how much it scares you. that you haven't lived and loved enough. i didn't understand.  forgive me.	Rafe... No.  You forgive me.
rafe --	I need to tell you something.  I didn't know what it was to lose somebody, to see death and find how much it scares you. That you haven't lived and loved enough. I didn't understand.  Forgive me.
what else can we do?	There's nothing you can do here, they'll die or they won't, we just --
don't worry about that.  guys away from home, lonely, good-hearted women try to cheer them up.	It's not that I didn't mean everything I wrote.  It's just that -- I thought you were dead.  And now --
it's not your fault, rafe.  the letter i wrote you, they --	Don't worry about that.  Guys away from home, lonely, good-hearted women try to cheer them up.
it's all right.  danny always said i see things with my emotions instead of my eyes.	It's not your fault, Rafe.  The letter I wrote you, they --
it's been...so different, being so sure you were dead.	I'm so sorry for what you must've gone through, but I'm back.
nothing that won't heal.  i guess.	It's been...so different, being so sure you were dead.
i'm just...so amazed, so glad to know that you're okay.  you are okay, aren't you?	Nothing that won't heal.  I guess.
i called my folks, then colonel doolittle.  the colonel sent a man to pick me up.  they wanted to debrief me. i told the colonel i needed to see somebody first, and he had a supply flight heading out in an hour.  i've done a lot of talking.  you haven't said anything.	I'm just...so amazed, so glad to know that you're okay.  You are okay, aren't you?
how did you?...	...Survive?  I jumped in a patch of fog, and nobody could see me.  I hit the water hard.  And it was so...cold.
i saw you, i couldn't go in, i...just stood there wondering if you knew.  you looked...sad, and i had to sit down a minute.	How did you?...
why were you sitting here, instead of...	I saw you, I couldn't go in, I...just stood there wondering if you knew.  You looked...sad, and I had to sit down a minute.
i sent telegrams, i guess the military traffic held them up.	Why were you sitting here, instead of...
maybe not.  but i need you to know.  i love you.  and i will come back.  i'll find a way.  and then we'll get a chance to know if what i felt the first moment i saw you, and every minute since then, is real.	Do one thing for me, before you go.
i don't know if you can choose that, rafe.	Maybe not.  But I need you to know.  I love you.  And I will come back.  I'll find a way.  And then we'll get a chance to know if what I felt the first moment I saw you, and every minute since then, is real.
evelyn...you know the line -- let's make tonight memorable.  what i feel about you makes it impossible for me to say something like that.  if i don't come back, i don't want to saddle you with regret and sadness you'll carry the rest of your life.	I don't know if you can choose that, Rafe.
i had to tell you in person.  because there's something else i need to say.	Evelyn...you know the line -- let's make tonight memorable.  What I feel about you makes it impossible for me to say something like that.  If I don't come back, I don't want to saddle you with regret and sadness you'll carry the rest of your life.
you waited til tonight to tell me?	I had to tell you in person.  Because there's something else I need to say.
colonel doolittle pulled the strings, and put me on loan to the r.a.f.  they need pilots, and we need experience.  i leave tomorrow.	You waited til tonight to tell me?
but you're in the u.s. army, how could you --	Colonel Doolittle pulled the strings, and put me on loan to the R.A.F.  They need pilots, and we need experience.  I leave tomorrow.
i'm going to the war.  the real war. hitler's taken europe.  the brits are hanging on by their fingernails, and if they lose, there'll be more people killed than anybody can imagine.  and not just there, but here.	But you're in the U.S. Army, how could you --
we're all going away.	I'm going to the war.  The real war. Hitler's taken Europe.  The Brits are hanging on by their fingernails, and If they lose, there'll be more people killed than anybody can imagine.  And not just there, but here.
there's one thing i have to say.  i'm going away.	We're all going away.
it surprises me that i'm not the only one on this balcony who feels that way.	There's one thing I have to say.  I'm going away.
the only reason it's hard to say is that i keep thinking i don't have the right to say it.  but i've got to because it's true.  i love you.  that must surprise you.	It surprises me that I'm not the only one on this balcony who feels that way.
whatever you're trying to tell me isn't good, is it.  or it wouldn't be so hard to say.	The only reason it's hard to say is that I keep thinking I don't have the right to say it.  But I've got to because it's true.  I love you.  That must surprise you.
no, he...got some news today.  he'll be okay, he just didn't feel like coming tonight.	I was hoping to meet him.
danny's not coming?	No, he...got some news today.  He'll be okay, he just didn't feel like coming tonight.
oh, this is betty.	Nice to meet you, Betty.
you too, lieutenant.	Oh, this is Betty.
hello, lieutenant.  good to see you.	You too, Lieutenant.
if we launch the third wave and annihilate their fuel depots, we destroy their ability to operate in the pacific for at least a year!	And if we fail, and lose our carriers, we destroy our ability to fight them at all.  As soon as the second wave returns, we will withdraw.
we have achieved complete surprise!  the first wave is returning, the second is attacking now, and we have lost only a few planes.  we can launch a third wave, admiral.	The second wave has not returned.  And we have no idea where their carriers are. What is the damage report?
we have a fighter screen up, in case we are attacked, admiral.	We must go ahead.  This is our moment.
we have achieved surprise, but their carriers are not in port.  i don't like this.	We have a fighter screen up, in case we are attacked, Admiral.
brilliant, admiral.	A brilliant man would find a way not to fight a war.
set up teams of radio operators to send out messages the americans will intercept, concerning every potential american target in the pacific.  include hawaii -- the clutter will be more confusing that way.	Brilliant, Admiral.
if we achieve surprise, they will offer little resistance.	Set up teams of radio operators to send out messages the Americans will intercept, concerning every potential American target in the Pacific.  Include Hawaii -- the clutter will be more confusing that way.
everything real except the fact that no one is shooting back at us.	If we achieve surprise, they will offer little resistance.
uncharged torpedoes have different balance.	I have arranged a live fire drill -- with your permission.
the chinese are sending out search parties to try to find the crews before the jap patrols do, if any of the planes make it.	God help them.
so those brave men are flying blind and running out of fuel.	The Chinese are sending out search parties to try to find the crews before the Jap patrols do, if any of the planes make it.
there've been some complications, sir. the chinese didn't receive our request for homing beacons until is was too late to get them set.  and the planes had to take off so early they may lack fuel to make the mainland anyway.	So those brave men are flying blind and running out of fuel.
have the planes made it to china?	There've been some complications, Sir. The Chinese didn't receive our request for homing beacons until is was too late to get them set.  And the planes had to take off so early they may lack fuel to make the mainland anyway.
we have bombed tokyo, mr. president. radio tokyo interrupted it's own broadcast to make the announcement.	Have the planes made it to China?
what if the japanese did invade?	We've done studies.  We're confident we would turn them back eventually...after they'd gotten as far as Chicago.
i have'na been able ta --	Crank her!
learn english, then!	Fook ya dooble!
fook ya!	Learn English, then!
and if you don't give me a plane that can handle combat, you better start learning to speak german.	Fook ya!
if ye'd wanted a bloody cadillac ya should'a stayed in the bloody states!	And if you don't give me a plane that can handle combat, you better start learning to speak German.
all of 'em.	If ye'd wanted a bloody Cadillac ya should'a stayed in the bloody States!
well which of those three ya want fixed?	All of 'em.
the struts are loose, the hydraulics are leaking, and the electrical system's shorting out in the cockpit.	Well which of those three ya want fixed?
leapin' jesus!	The struts are loose, the hydraulics are leaking, and the electrical system's shorting out in the cockpit.
you see us as capable of such a blow?	The Americans themselves have made it possible.  We will annihilate them in a single attack -- at Pearl Harbor.
the council knows i have opposed fighting the americans.  no matter how great our resolve, they have resources beyond ours. if we must go to war, there is only one way -- deal them a blow from which it will take them years to recover.  in that time we can conquer all of the pacific, and they will have no choice but to ask for peace.	You see us as capable of such a blow?
you have something to say, yamamoto?	The Council knows I have opposed fighting the Americans.  No matter how great our resolve, they have resources beyond ours. If we must go to war, there is only one way -- deal them a blow from which it will take them years to recover.  In that time we can conquer all of the Pacific, and they will have no choice but to ask for peace.
if knowledge of opponents and careful calculation of danger is taken as weakness then i have misunderstood what it means to be japanese.	The time has come to strike!  Or to sit and let the Americans cut off our oil and our future.  I know what you whisper to the others, Yamamoto -- that the Americans are strong.  Yet look at their leader.
so you join us, admiral.  some of us thought your education at an american university would make you too weak to fight the americans.	If knowledge of opponents and careful calculation of danger is taken as weakness then I have misunderstood what it means to be Japanese.
what's peggy sue going to do at your lodge meeting?	It's her 18th birthday, I want to show her off.
i'm not telling.	I've been trying to drag it out of her for years.  You know, dreams are fascinating business. 'Specially where you see the future.
what's it going to be, elizabeth? seventyfive? eighty?	I'm not telling.
quite a bit more rain than usual this year. i hope it doesn't spoil the rhubarb.	I've already got some in. I was thinking of making a pie for dinner tonight.  How would you like that?
peggy sue!	Quite a bit more rain than usual this year. I hope it doesn't spoil the rhubarb.
hello, lilla!	Peggy Sue!
do you have to wear that hat?	It wouldn't be a lodge without hats.
i hope so. at least i got to see you and grandma.  has it ever worked before?	The last one was six hundred years ago. It's about time for another one.
i may be an old fool, but i think we can help you.	I hope so. At least I got to see you and Grandma.  Has it ever worked before?
stag movies. smokers.	I may be an old fool, but I think we can help you.
what does grandma think you do at your meetings?	Stag movies. Smokers.
let's go.	Goodbye, Grandma.
grandpa, if you had a chance to do it all again, what would you do?	I'd take better care of my teeth.
it's your grandma's strudel that's kept this family together.	Grandpa, if you had a chance to do it all again, what would you do?
that never changes.  you know, when you and grandma are gone, the family's gone. i never see the cousins anymore.	It's your grandma's strudel that's kept this family together.
it's gonna rain again. every time i wash the car, it rains.	That never changes.  You know, when you and Grandma are gone, the family's gone. I never see the cousins anymore.
well, i like to speculate. this book i'm reading right now, a woman in colorado says she lived in ireland a hundred and fifty years ago. her name was bridey murphy- and she gives names and dates and where she lived. she was hypnotized. big bestseller.	I remember that book!  Grandpa, Grandma, I want to tell you something.
do you believe in all of that?	Well, I like to speculate. This book I'm reading right now, a woman in Colorado says she lived in Ireland a hundred and fifty years ago. Her name was Bridey Murphy- and she gives names and dates and where she lived. She was hypnotized. Big bestseller.
why are you so nervous? what is the matter with you today?	I don't know. Reunions do funny things to people.
i feel ridiculous. maybe i should go home and change.	Why are you so nervous? What is the matter with you today?
not from the guy with the lowest prices in town.	I feel ridiculous. Maybe I should go home and change.
mom, lots of people are separated and divorced.	Not from the guy with the lowest prices in town.
borrow?! this was my dress.  maybe it's a mistake. what if i'm the only one? i don't even want to go. everybody's just going to say...  hi.. where's crazy charlie?	Mom, lots of people are separated and divorced.
hey, you're a hip chick. you look like you stepped right out of life magazine. any time you want to borrow it again, just ask.	Borrow?! This was my dress.  Maybe it's a mistake. What if I'm the only one? I don't even want to go. Everybody's just going to say...  Hi.. Where's Crazy Charlie?
then we'd both have a miserable time. what do you think?	Hey, you're a hip chick. You look like you stepped right out of Life magazine. Any time you want to borrow it again, just ask.
come on mom. give him a break. he's missing the reunion because of you. you know he wants to go.	Then we'd both have a miserable time. What do you think?
but i want you and scott to understand.  do you think he loves janet? maybe he's smashed too many fortune cookies.	Come on Mom. Give him a break. He's missing the reunion because of you. You know he wants to go.
how do you like my hair?	It looks great. Don't change the subject. You know how busy Saturdays are. And I can't do the icing. I always mess up the roses. You're not being very responsible.
r was worried about you  you didn't even call. you're always on my case if i don't call..	How do you like my hair?
this is my old friend carol.. i told you about her.	r was worried about you  You didn't even call. You're always on my case if I don't call..
where were you? you said you'd be back at twelve.	This is my old friend Carol.. I told you about her.
what a i going to do for the rest of my life? i don't have a boyfriend anymore.	Look, Carol, maybe Walter's done you a big favor. You always said you wanted to get out of town. Go for it. And be happy, goddamnit, I'm rooting for you.
welcome to the singles' scene.	What a I going to do for the rest of my life? I don't have a boyfriend anymore.
after charlie told walter that he broke up with you because he wanted to play the field, walter decided he should do the same thing.	Welcome to the singles' scene.
what happened?	After Charlie told Walter that he broke up with you because he wanted to play the field, Walter decided he should do the same thing.
it's that jerk walter.	What happened?
what's the matter?	It's that jerk Walter.
okay. but let's have a girls night soon. maybe a pajama party.	Aren't we a little old for that?
i bet dolores told charlie.	That loudmouthed little bitch~
you're kidding...? carol, you have beautiful hair.	Come on. What's with you and Michael?
just what you underlined.	You're kidding...? Carol, you have beautiful hair.
did you memorize the whole book or only the good parts?	Just what you underlined.
all right. what's the scoop?	On what?
yeah. you're so lucky. he really loves you, too. he's always telling walter how wonderful you are.	He does?
he is kind of cute, isn't he?	Yeah. You're so lucky. He really loves you, too. He's always telling Walter how wonderful you are.
i don't get it.	That's because you' re not a total moron like they are.
i'll call you later.	Yes. Let's stay in touch.
that's okay. i'm sure i'll remember the way.	I'll call you Later.
we're going to take you home.	That's okay. I'm sure I'll remember the way.
maddy, what did you do to your hair?	We're going to take you home.
were taking you back to the nurse.	Maddy, what did you do to your hair?
where is it?	Were taking you back to the nurse.
i can't. it's all too much.	Go on. You can do it.
they're waiting. come on.	I can't. It's all too much.
the only one?	Well, besides Charlie, of course.
your first boyfriend. what do you think? any sparks left?	Who knows. Remember...  Whatever Walter wants...
hi, peggy. god, that walter getz can still dance.	Your first boyfriend. What do you think? Any sparks left?
oh, it's not so bad. i have two wonderful kids, my own business.  still, knowing what i know now, if i had the chance to do it all over again, i'd sure do things a lot differently.	Wouldn't we all.
after you got knocked up, my mother didn't want me to talk to you. she thought it was contagious.	Oh, it's not so bad. I have two wonderful kids, my own business.  Still, knowing what I know now, if I had the chance to do it all over again, I'd sure do things a lot differently.
it's not the place. i don't buy that.  trapped in the same town forever. the price she would pay for her teenage lust.	After you got knocked up, my mother didn't want me to talk to you. She thought it was contagious.
you should have left here years ago, like i did.	It's not the place. I don't buy that.  Trapped in the same town forever. The price she would pay for her teenage lust.
so he started having affairs, and you got depressed.	You should have left here years ago, like I did.
we did for a long time. we just got married too young, and ended up blaming each other for missing out on things.	So he started having affairs, and you got depressed.
you just have to remember... men are like houses and trade upwards... i thought you had a pretty good marriage.	We did for a long time. We just got married too young, and ended up blaming each other for missing out on things.
i don't know how you do it. i've never even dated anybody but charlie.	You just have to remember... men are like houses and trade upwards... I thought you had a pretty good marriage.
welcome to the singles scene.	I don't know how you do it. I've never even dated anybody but Charlie.
1 just did it for the reunion. i thought it would be fun.	You're probably the only one who could carry it off.
carol!	Peggy Sue!
don't be silly. it's saturday. date night!	Yeah. I've gotta go. Arthur's picking me up soon.
peggy sue!	You better watch out for her. She's after Charlie.
that's disgusting!	) Oh, Maddy, grow up. It says in LOVE WITHOUT FEAR that "the tongue kiss as a means of genital stimulation is widely practiced and has much to commend it". Page eightysix.
i hear she does more than talk with her mouth.	That's disgusting!
charlie really has a great voice.	Maybe they'll be the next Dion and the Belmonts.
can you believe i want to marry that dork.	Why do guys do such stupid things?
lucky lady. hi.	Michael Fitzsimmons! Is he here?
don't try to charm me, charlie bodell.	Listen, I don't expect all the troubles between us can just vanish away. But I would do what I can...
i loved you since the day i met you, and i haven't stopped.	Don't try to charm me, Charlie Bodell.
then hold me.	I loved you since the day I met you, and I haven't stopped.
i'll never give up.	Then hold me.
you were terrific.  and i kept trying to push you away but you wouldn't give up.	I'll never give up.
oh, god, dion.	You were terrific.  And I kept trying to push you away but you wouldn't give up.
charlie, i had a strange experience.  i went back to high school. and i spent a lot of time with you.  and you and walter and leon were singing "i wonder why".	Oh, God, Dion.
i'll just set it right here.	Charlie, I had a strange experience.  I went back to high school. And I spent a lot of time with you.  And you and Walter and Leon were singing "I Wonder Why".
it couldn't be me.  i hardly knew him.	I'll just set it right here.
what about janet?	That's over. I got tired of translating everything. She thought the Big Hopper was a hamburger.
i wanted to apologize. i can't live without you.	What about Janet?
charlie, i thought i knew everything about you.	I wanted to apologize. I can't live without you.
but happy. very happy, peggy sue.	Charlie, I thought I knew everything about you.
you look awful, like you haven't slept in days. and so old.	But happy. Very happy, Peggy Sue.
i thought you were...for a while.	You look awful, like you haven't slept in days. And so old.
charlie? was i dead?	I thought you were...for a while.
. peggy sue, i love you, and i need you peggy sue...	Charlie? Was I dead?
come back to me.	I'm trying.
i'll love you, too, charlie. i'll love you for twenty years.	Come back to me.
but i love you. i'll love you forever.	I'll love you, too, Charlie. I'll love you for twenty years.
i've got to go now.	But I love you. I'll love you forever.
peggy! where're you going? come back!	I've got to go now.
what the hell is that?	Peggy! Where're you going? Come back!
do you think anybody in the fifties ever made love on a bed?	What the hell is that?
i think we should get out of here. it's going to rain.	Do you think anybody in the Fifties ever made love on a bed?
i know.	I think we should get out of here. It's going to rain.
i love you.	I know.
oh, charlie.	It opens, too. Look inside.
will you take me back to my grandparents?	Of course.
you're crazy! you're really out of your mind!	I might be crazy, but I'm not crazy enough to marry you twice. There's a lot of things I can't change. I can't even think about them. I tried. But I couldn't even help Rosalie.  I don't want to be bitter. I'm a naturally optimistic person. But you took advantage of that.
you betrayed me, charlie. you were never there for me or the children. and now you come and tell me, "peggy, you're scared." of course i'm scared. if you knew what i knew you'd be scared shitless.	You're crazy! You're really out of your mind!
what?	You betrayed me, Charlie. You were never there for me or the children. And now you come and tell me, "Peggy, you're scared." Of course I'm scared. If you knew what I knew you'd be scared shitless.
what do you mean you and my father decided? who the hell are you to plan my life? let's get married and live happily ever after. bullshit. i got knocked up. i had to marry you. i never had a choice.	What?
look. i wanna tell you. i forgive you for everything. i know what you've been going through. you're just scared. i was scared, too, but i'm not anymore.	How could you possibly know what I've been going through?
right here. now sit down.	Look. I wanna tell you. I forgive you for everything. I know what you've been going through. You're just scared. I was scared, too, but I'm not anymore.
let me got! where are you taking me?	Right here. Now sit down.
don't be ridiculous! they're just a bunch of harmless old men. my grandfather was in there.	You're going to listen to me.
i was trying to save you. they were going to vaporize you.	Don't be ridiculous! They're just a bunch of harmless old men. My grandfather was in there.
what the hell did you do that for? what are you doing here?	I was trying to save you. They were going to vaporize you.
forget it, it'll never work.	Okay. Listen, I cancelled the tickets for Fabian. I thought it would be better for your birthday to eat at a nice restaurant, Chez Tres.
it means i care about you and what happens to you.	That's all I wanted to hear. 'Cause I'm never going to give up on us. It's easy to fall apart in a crisis. It's easy to be selfish and say goodbye and good luck. But this is more than love. This is a mental decision. Just wait till tomorrow, when you see your birthday present. Then you'll understand.
does this mean you like me again?	It means I care about you and what happens to you.
if you took the trouble to write it, then sure, i'll take a look at it. but i'm beginning to think that maybe there's more to life than music. i wonder if people would still like me if i stopped being mr. excitement?	Does this mean you like me again?
just take a look at it.	If you took the trouble to write it, then sure, I'll take a look at it. But I'm beginning to think that maybe there's more to life than music. I wonder if people would still like me if I stopped being Mr. Excitement?
fat chance. you know, lee wilkins came to hear me last night. he told me to forget it. you told me to forget it. my parents tell me to forget it.	Just take a look at it.
not exactly, but with your great voice, it'll be a huge hit. honest.	Fat chance. You know, Lee Wilkins came to hear me last night. He told me to forget it. You told me to forget it. My parents tell me to forget it.
you're kidding. you wrote a song? is it about a guilty girl and a trusting guy... she wants to hurt him, and he wonders why?	Not exactly, but with your great voice, it'll be a huge hit. Honest.
stop being defensive. i want to help you. i wrote a song for you.	You're kidding. You wrote a song? Is it about a guilty girl and a trusting guy... she wants to hurt him, and he wonders why?
that's real big of you.	Stop being defensive. I want to help you. I wrote a song for you.
i'd forgotten how much music meant to you.	That's real big of you.
hey. i guess there's a lot of things we don't know about each other.	I'd forgotten how much music meant to you.
what were you doing there? you never told me you were singing with an r and b group.	Hey. I guess there's a lot of things we don't know about each other.
not terrific enough. what were you doing in that part of town? who were you with?	What were You doing there? You never told me you were singing with an R and B group.
i was at lena's last night. you were terrific.	Not terrific enough. What were you doing in that part of town? Who were you with?
how'd you know about that?	I was at Lena's last night. You were terrific.
well, how about a walk, charlie bell..	How'd you know about that?
sorry, the blue thunder's out of commission for a while.	Well, how about a walk, Charlie Bell..
oh. i guess i always liked rusty better.  could you give me a ride to school?	Sorry, the Blue Thunder's out of commission for a while.
rusty's dead. that's ajax	Oh. I guess I always liked Rusty better.  Could you give me a ride to school?
i wanted to talk to you, and i have one last thing to take care of at school. then i'm going to...  good dog, rusty. good dog.	Rusty's dead. That's Ajax
what're you doing here?	I wanted to talk to you, and I have one last thing to take care of at school. Then I'm going to...  Good dog, Rusty. Good dog.
i'm trying to save you years of frustration... waiting for a big break... no. waiting for that big disappointment so you could blame it all on me.	You don't know zip! You think I'm going to end up selling appliances like my father? Chasing women around the store. I've got to give it a shot. Why are you trying to kill the two things that mean the most to me? Until yesterday you loved me and you loved us.  ) What the hell has changed? For two years I've done nothing but love you. I'll show you, I'm going to be just like Fabian!
what! what about the group and my singing career? what about me?	I'm trying to save you years of frustration... waiting for a big break... no. Waiting for that big disappointment so you could blame it all on me.
everything. i have a good head for business, i should be franchising the bakery. and i want you to give me your word that whatever happens, you'll go to college. and finish.	What! What about the group and my singing career? What about me?
but what has to be different?	Everything. I have a good head for business, I should be franchising the bakery. And I want you to give me your word that whatever happens, you'll go to college. And finish.
that's just it. you can always get to me. there's this window in my heart and every time i leave it open, you climb in. unless i close it now, nothing's ever going to be different!	But what has to be different?
what about everything i said to you this afternoon...	That's just it. You can always get to me. There's this window in my heart and every time I leave it open, you climb in. Unless I close it now, nothing's ever going to be different!
i just can't trust you anymore.	What about everything I said to you this afternoon...
what are you talking about? who's janet?	I just can't trust you anymore.
that won't make any difference. we just can't live together. and you had the nerve to drive up with that bimbo janet.	What are you talking about? Who's Janet?
i will be happy if i have you. i love you.	That won't make any difference. We just can't live together. And you had the nerve to drive up with that bimbo Janet.
charlie,. i've been trying to postpone this. but what's the point? it's over.  i don't want to hurt you. this is very hard for me. i'm doing this for both of us. i really want you to be happy.	I will be happy if I have you. I love you.
look, i've got the hair, got the eyes, got the teeth, i got the car. i'm the lead singer, i'm the man.	Charlie,. I've been trying to postpone this. But what's the point? It's over.  I don't want to hurt you. This is very hard for me. I'm doing this for both of us. I really want you to be happy.
and why do you always refer to yourself in the third person, like napoleon? how come it always turns into an argument with you?	Look, I've got the hair, got the eyes, got the teeth, I got the car. I'm the lead singer, I'm the man.
you're going to blow it, peggy sue. nobody treats charlie bodell like this.	And why do you always refer to yourself in the third person, like Napoleon? How come it always turns into an argument with you?
you know i never could stand your sarcasm.	You're going to blow it, Peggy Sue. Nobody treats Charlie Bodell like this.
then it's true, dammit! i had a miserable time tonight 'cause of you. when the monotones did "book of love  chapter four you break up, won't you give it just one more chance..." i'm thinking did we break up? 'cause if we did, i don't even know about it!. i thought we cleared all that up yesterday. did that maynard g. beatnik give you what you wanted?	You know I never could stand your sarcasm.
i bumped into him after you dropped me off last night. i didn't feel like going home, so we went for a ride.	Then it's true, dammit! I had a miserable time tonight 'cause of you. When the Monotones did "Book of Love  Chapter Four you break up, won't you give it just one more chance..." I'm thinking Did we break up? 'Cause if we did, I don't even know about it!. I thought we cleared all that up yesterday. Did that Maynard G. Beatnik give you what you wanted?
i want to know what's going on. dolores told me that you and that scuzzball michael fitzsimmons...	I bumped into him after you dropped me off Last night. I didn't feel like going home, so we went for a ride.
let's go down to the basement.	I want to know what's going on. Dolores told me that you and that scuzzball Michael Fitzsimmons...
what are you doing here?	Let's go down to the basement.
i have to talk to you..	What are you doing here?
charlie. i just had the strangest dream.	I have to talk to you..
what am i going to do with you?	Don't be cruel to a heart that's true.
because nothing else matters. that's the great thing about love. every time we argue, every time something goes wrong, and i know that i'm not perfect either, things just work out better in the end. cause you're my baby and i love you.	What am I going to do with you?
why?	Because nothing else matters. That's the great thing about love. Every time we argue, every time something goes wrong, and I know that I'm not perfect either, things just work out better in the end. Cause you're my baby and I love you.
yeah, i know. girls mature faster than guys. but last night, i was the one who put on the brakes. and you know why?	Why?
but i'm not. i'm a grown woman with a lifetime of emotional experiences you couldn't possibly understand.	Yeah, I know. Girls mature faster than guys. But last night, I was the one who put on the brakes. And you know why?
forget it. i've been thinking. girls must go through that stuff too. sometimes when i look at you i feel like an animal. maybe my dad's right. teenagers are nuts.	But I'm not. I'm a grown woman with a lifetime of emotional experiences you couldn't possibly understand.
charlie. about last nights..	Forget it. I've been thinking. Girls must go through that stuff too. Sometimes when I look at you I feel like an animal. Maybe my dad's right. Teenagers are nuts.
nothing.. selling is selling.	Charlie. About last nights..
what do you know about classical music?	Nothing.. Selling is selling.
i'm sorry charlie.	Save it.
you're damn right! jesus! peggy! you sure know how to spoil a mood.	I'm sorry Charlie.
this is a mistake. we better forget it.	You're damn right! Jesus! Peggy! You sure know how to spoil a mood.
you know. your love machine... the throbbing thrill hammer... your thing!	You mean my wang? Listen, it's running real late.
who?	You know. Your love machine... the throbbing thrill hammer... your thing!
i probably meant it when i said it.  doesn't lucky chuckie want to come out?	Who?
but you're the one who wanted to wait till we got married. and you were right. we should wait.	I probably meant it when I said it.  Doesn't Lucky Chuckie want to come out?
a lot's happened since last weekend.	But you're the one who wanted to wait till we got married. And you were right. We should wait.
what?! you mean sex?! intercourse?  you want to have intercourse! last weekend you said... what time is it?	A lot's happened since last weekend.
charlie, let's make love.	What?! You mean sex?! Intercourse?  You want to have intercourse! Last weekend you said... What time is it?
you know i do.  i even wrote you into my will.	Charlie, let's make love.
you really love me, don't you?	You know I do.  I even wrote you into my will.
your eyes look like silver pools of moonlight.  and the tide rushes in.	You really love me, don't you?
mmm. this is nice.  i always loved the way you kiss.  i missed you.	Your eyes look like silver pools of moonlight.  And the tide rushes in.
you're pretty charming when you want to be.	Yeah I know.  But I don't have to flatter you.  It just feels right. You're the perfect girl for me.  As in is, was and always will be.  I'm glad dancing was invented.  You know the first dances were rituals. Like fertility rites.
there isn't a girl in school that can hold a candle to you..	You're pretty charming when you want to be.
hey! who needs physics when we've got chemistry?	Come on, let's dance.
he's trying.	Hey! Who needs physics when we've got chemistry?
is he gonna help you with that physics stuff?	He's trying.
charlie, what do you think of richard norvik?	Is he gonna help you with that physics stuff?
i'm fine peggy sue. and how are you? are we talking on the phone? are we pen pals?	Seriously. What's it like to be eighteen?
charlie, how are you?	I'm fine Peggy Sue. And how are you? Are we talking on the phone? Are we pen pals?
is this slow enough for you?	Charlie, how are you?
right. i promised my mother.	Is this slow enough for you?
hey! what's the fun of being a teenager if you can't dress weird? and we're going to have fun tonight, right?	Right. I promised my mother.
it's really fifties. you sort of clash with the world.	Hey! What's the fun of being a teenager if you can't dress weird? And we're going to have fun tonight, right?
great, isn't it?	It's really Fifties. You sort of clash with the world.
where did you get that sweater?	Great, isn't it?
yeah. like that.	Good.
rejected, worthless, miserable.	Yeah. Like that.
in the abstract maybe. get a grip on yourself! but when i imagine you going out with other guys, i feel... ah...	Rejected, worthless, miserable.
i thought it had a lot of merit.	In the abstract maybe. Get a grip on yourself! But when I imagine you going out with other guys, I feel... ah...
i noticed you were giving me the silent treatment at lunch. i guess i deserved it. i've been thinking about my three year plan and i think it's unworkable. i must have been delirious.	I thought it had a lot of merit.
thanks.	I noticed you were giving me the silent treatment at lunch. I guess I deserved it. I've been thinking about my three year plan and I think it's unworkable. I must have been delirious.
looking good out there.	Thanks.
would you?	Would I?!! Why I oughta...
want me to drive you home later?	Would you?
well, we got the prom coming up, all these parties. we shouldn't upset our parents?	They'll learn to live with it.
why wait?	Well, we got the prom coming up, all these parties. We shouldn't upset our parents?
it's not going to be forever. i figure three years is long enough. i can see it the music pans out.  and right after graduation we should start seeing other people. kind of comparison shop before we settle down and get married. know what i mean?	Why wait?
i can understand that.. but please don't start crying again.	It's not going to be forever. I figure three years is long enough. I can see it the music pans out.  And right after graduation we should start seeing other people. Kind of comparison shop before we settle down and get married. Know what I mean?
maybe i blocked it out.	I can understand that.. But please don't start crying again.
how could you forget? we talk about seeing other people and you forget?	Maybe I blocked it out.
refresh my memory.	How could you forget? We talk about seeing other people and you forget?
you know. about what we said on tuesday. it makes a lot of sense.	Refresh my memory.
oh yeah?	You know. About what we said on Tuesday. It makes a lot of sense.
not that i'm glad you were sick, but i had a chance to do some thinking last night.	Oh yeah?
i call this the staccato.	Not that I'm glad you were sick, but I had a chance to do some thinking last night.
you drive like a maniac!	I call this the staccato.
hey, i can take a hint. you look great today.	You drive like a maniac!
not now, charlie. i've got a headache. get used to the word. roll it around your tongue for a years.	Hey, I can take a hint. You look great today.
how do you feel?	Pretty strange.
charlie! am i dead?	No. You are the undead. You will live forever if you give me your Twinkie.  Come on, let's have it. You hate them anyway.
i vant to suck your blood. i also vant to suck your twinkie.	Charlie! Am I dead?
are you taking janet to the reunion tonight?	I'm not going.
i'll think of a way to sell, them.  one day.	Are you taking Janet to the reunion tonight?
i know. put scott through college.	I'll think of a way to sell, them.  One day.
you don't want them? they're going to make a big comeback any minute. mark my words, these lamps are going to...	I know. Put Scott through college.
i don't buy them anymore. you were the only one who drank them.	You don't want them? They're going to make a big comeback any minute. Mark my words, these lamps are going to...
you got a tab?	I don't buy them anymore. You were the only one who drank them.
well, today's saturday and it's still not here.	Jesus, Peggy. Take it easy. I'm not used to that stuff. You always did the bills. Blame the damn post office.
i mailed it to you on wednesday.	Well, today's Saturday and it's still not here.
i'm still waiting for the mortgage check.	I mailed it to you on Wednesday.
come off it, peggy. and what do you mean your house? this is my house. i paid for it, i'm still paying for it.	I'm still waiting for the mortgage check.
there's something pathetic parked in front of my house.	Come off it, Peggy. And what do you mean your house? This is my house. I paid for it, I'm still paying for it.
yeah. come on charlie, turn it off.	And nothing will ever change that.
but you love me don't you?	Yeah. Come on Charlie, turn it off.
i can't. i'm too embarrassed.	But you love me don't you?
come on peggy. say what we rehearsed.	I can't. I'm too embarrassed.
...to record how much we love each other. sitting beside me is the cutest majorette in the history of the world. and she would like to say something.	Come on Peggy. Say what we rehearsed.
charlie...	...to record how much we love each other. Sitting beside me is the cutest majorette in the history of the world. And she would Like to say something.
we're here on the sofa bed...	Charlie...
don't say that...	We're here on the sofa bed...
and we're here on the couch...	Don't say that...
show her a good time, but for god's sake restrain yourself.	Of course.
what would that be, sir?	Show her a good time, but for God's sake restrain yourself.
we think this party might cheer her up. just make sure you know what's expected of you.	What would that be, sir?
charles, in spite of your adolescent infatuation with music, we've always regarded you a a fine young man. we've trusted you with our daughter.	Yes, sir. Trust is a twoway street. In the past two years I've been pleased to note that you and Mrs. Kelcher have, uh, fulfilled your sacred trust of being good parents to the, uh, woman I plan to take off your hands.
yes, sir. but that's what i like about her. she's not like all the other girls at school.	Charles, in spite of your adolescent infatuation with music, we've always regarded you a a fine young man. We've trusted you with our daughter.
yes, sir.	She seems confused, irresponsible, overemotional. My wife says that's the way girls act sometimes.
hello, sir. how are things at the hat store?	Fine, thanks. Come on in. I want to talk to you.
hello, charlie.	Hello, sir. How are things at the hat store?
take a long walk on a short pier.	Have a nice day.
i beg your pardon?	Take a long walk on a short pier.
oh! you did that on purpose! i hate you. go gargle with razor blades!	I beg your pardon?
sorry. these fountain pens are so tricky.	Oh! You did that on purpose! I hate you. Go gargle with razor blades!
are you for real?	Touchy, touchy!
dolores, can't you be a little kinder to people? you don't even know the boy. if you weren't so neurotic and insecure, maybe you'd shut up for a while and show some compassion.	Are you for real?
god, peggy, you're so unformed you're practically fetal. you're just taking pity on him 'cause he has no friends.	Dolores, can't you be a little kinder to people? You don't even know the boy. If you weren't so neurotic and insecure, maybe you'd shut up for a while and show some compassion.
first of all, richard is not a creep. he happens to be an exceptional person. if any of you gave him half a chance, you'd find that out.	God, Peggy, you're so unformed you're practically fetal. You're just taking pity on him 'cause he has no friends.
carol and i saw you with that creep, richard, today.	First of all, Richard is not a creep. He happens to be an exceptional person. If any of you gave him half a chance, you'd find that out.
did you study for the test?	Test?
that commie beatnik? what's she doing with him? wait'll i tell charlie.	First a nerd and then a weirdo. What a bunch of nose pickers. I'll tell Charlie.
there's peggy with michael fitzsimmons.	That commie beatnik? What's she doing with him? Wait'll I tell Charlie.
what, why?	There's Peggy with Michael Fitzsimmons.
terry! slow down.	What, why?
okay.	Terry! Slow down.
terry, slow down.	Okay.
hey terry, what is that?  did peggy make it up?  i've never seen that on bandstand.	What if we're witnessing the end of touch dancing?
it was my idea, grandma. i always wondered what went on at those lodge meetings.	He won't tell me, but I've got my suspicions. And I don't want any of that. Don't keep her out late.
right now you're just browsing through time. choose the things you'll be proud of. the things that last.	My children make me happy. I miss them so much.  Beth. Scott and Beth.  I'm going to name my daughter after you.
but i'm remembering the future.	Right now you're just browsing through time. Choose the things you'll be proud of. The things that Last.
if you believe it, darling, then i believe. being young can be just as confusing as being old. the things that happened to me fifty years ago are more on my mind than what happened yesterday.	But I'm remembering the future.
i wish she hadn't.	I'm not afraid. I know exactly when I'm going to die.
you know, peggy sue, your mother said you had a dream that i died.	I wish she hadn't.
fine.  ) grandma, would you teach me how to make strudel?	That's a day's work. But if that's what you want, maybe we can do it tomorrow for your birthday.
but i always thought that you would marry charlie, carol would marry walter, and i would marry arthur. we'd all live on the same street and take our kids to the park together and have barbecues every sunday. it'll spoil everything if you and charlie break up. that michael doesn't look like the barbecue type.	I'm not going to marry him. I just went out with him once.  I know! Why don't we go to the movies tonight. Just us girls. It'll be fun.
cool it kids. he's free to see other girls, if he wants.	But I always thought that you would marry Charlie, Carol would marry Walter, and I would marry Arthur. We'd all live on the same street and take our kids to the park together and have barbecues every Sunday. It'll spoil everything if you and Charlie break up. That Michael doesn't look like the barbecue type.
yeah. he's so cool and mysterious.	He's very interesting. For all his pretending to be a tough guy, he's really got the soul of a poet.
how come we're your best friends and we had to find out about you and michael fitzsimmons from dolores?	She's unbelievable. Who needs satellites when we've got Dolores's mouth?
don't get your hopes up.	Come on, where's your enthusiasm?
beth's boyfriend is playing in the band.	It must run in the family.
it was beth's idea.	I wish I had the nerve. And the figure.
what?	My father. He's not just the ultimate square. He's a total crook.
i can dig you being uptight about rita and utah. that's cool. but i've got to warn you about something.	What?
can we split now?	I can dig you being uptight about Rita and Utah. That's cool. But I've got to warn you about something.
i thought i knew everything about him.	Can we split now?
peggy sue's still stuck on treble without a cause.	I thought I knew everything about him.
ssh. he's great.	Peggy Sue's still stuck on treble without a cause.
it's charlie!	What a treat.
i can dig that. bittersweet perfection. dogs of lust on leashes of memory... yeah.	It's Charlie!
yes. we had a glorious night together. one day you'll remember and write about it.	I can dig that. Bittersweet perfection. Dogs of lust on leashes of memory... yeah.
you think so?	Yes. We had a glorious night together. One day you'll remember and write about it.
that's a terrific line. you're going to be a wonderful writer.	You think so?
but we had heat baby. passion! fire! we owe it to ourselves to fuse together.  at least one more time.	That's a terrific line. You're going to be a wonderful writer.
michael, you and i are light years apart. you should go, but not with me.	But we had heat baby. Passion! Fire! We owe it to ourselves to fuse together.  At least one more time.
but what about the other night? we were like two stars in the same constellation.	Michael, you and I are light years apart. You should go, but not with me.
why not? polygamy's legal in utah.	I hate chickens.
i can't do that.	Why not? Polygamy's legal in Utah.
rita. i met her last summer. she's cool. you'll really dig her. she's got this great little cabin in the hills, just outside of provo where she raises chickens. i'll write and the two of you can take care of the chickens to support us.	I can't do that.
utah? i thought you'd be going to new york or paris. what's in utah?	Rita. I met her last summer. She's cool. You'll really dig her. She's got this great little cabin in the hills, just outside of Provo where she raises chickens. I'll write and the two of you can take care of the chickens to support us.
now listen, this is the plan. as soon as school is finished we go to utah and...	Utah? I thought you'd be going to New York or Paris. What's in Utah?
for everyone.	Now listen, this is the plan. As soon as school is finished we go to Utah and...
five more weeks of school. and ten minutes past graduation i'm gone.  to freedom.	For everyone.
that was quite an evening. bourgeois, phony, decadent, stupid.	I shouldn't have put you through that. It must have been agony. Let's do something.
i'd love to.	Okay. Here's a new one. It's called Tenderness.  I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd scream Betrayed by a kiss, sucking pods of bitterness. In the madhouse of Dr. Dread Razor shreds of rat puke fall On my bare arms  I'm sorry. I guess I was trying to impress you.
no, i just made that up. do you want to hear one?	I'd love to.
is that one of your poems?	No, I just made that up. Do you want to hear one?
a ray of oneness piercing the solitude. falling bodies in the ecstasy of flesh. you'll be a chapter in my memoirs of desire.	Is that one of your poems?
hey what's with you? i thought you were cool. you rode my bike. you blew some pot.  what's your scene miss majorette? you gonna marry mr. blue impala and graze around with all the other sheep for the rest of your life?	I already did that. I want to be a dancer, I want to dance.
they care about you. they're just a different generation.	Hey what's with you? I thought you were cool. You rode my bike. You blew some pot.  What's your scene Miss Majorette? You gonna marry Mr. Blue Impala and graze around with all the other sheep for the rest of your life?
the only thing my father digs is cold, green money. all my mother cares about is her standing at the country club.	They care about you. They're just a different generation.
don't you get along with your parents?	The only thing my father digs is cold, green money. All my mother cares about is her standing at the country club.
maximum intensity. yeah. i can't wait to get out of here. i'm gonna write. i'm gonna check out of this bourgeois motel. push myself away from the dinner table and say 'no more jello for me, mom.'	Don't you get along with your parents?
what are you shooting for?	Maximum intensity. Yeah. I can't wait to get out of here. I'm gonna write. I'm gonna check out of this bourgeois motel. Push myself away from the dinner table and say 'No more JellO for me, Mom.'
the world is fantastic. it's the ultimate absurd circus. i am shot from a cannon into the energy.	What are you shooting for?
yeah. i'm surprised. it's really old...  travels well though.  you know, the world looks a lot better from up here.	The world is fantastic. It's the ultimate absurd circus. I am shot from a cannon into the energy.
this is great reefer.	Yeah. I'm surprised. It's really old...  Travels well though.  You know, the world looks a lot better from up here.
i thought chicks like you traveled in packs.	Hey, man, I'm a hip chick.
coffee and a donut.	I thought chicks like you traveled in packs.
what're you doing here anyway?	Coffee and a donut.
the young man leaned back in his chair. no bulls would die today.	What're you doing here anyway?
a writer's life is his work. jack kerouac doesn't have to kill a bull to have something to write about. he's out there feeling, burning... grooving on life!	The young man leaned back in his chair. No bulls would die today.
maybe you're confusing his life with his work.	A writer's life is his work. Jack Kerouac doesn't have to kill a bull to have something to write about. He's out there feeling, burning... grooving on life!
he's a fisherman! the most overrated writer of the century. i mean, he's the perfect american author  fat, violent, drunk...	Maybe you're confusing his life with his work.
you don't?	He's a fisherman! The most overrated writer of the century. I mean, he's the perfect American author  fat, violent, drunk...
gilfond's okay, except he thinks hemingway's great literature.	You don't?
i was impressed with what you said in english class today.	Gilfond's okay, except he thinks Hemingway's great Literature.
oh, you're both so naive.	Look young lady, I grew up through the depression. I fought in the second World War. Six days a week I get up and deal with the public, the bank and the bill collectors. And on the seventh day, when God rests, I don't have to listen to my daughter calling me a fool!
oh no!	Didn't call, them pantyhose, though. What was it, Evelyn?
it's the darndest thing. ed knew what they were immediately. as a matter of fact, he said he's got a product like that in development right now.	Oh no!
how did it go with the pantyhose?	It's the darndest thing. Ed knew what they were immediately. As a matter of fact, he said he's got a product like that in development right now.
you mean to tell me that you invited this mr. fitzsimmons over to talk about investing his money in your cockamamie idea?	Wrong, Dad. Your idea.
that's all well and good, but we don't have the money to manufacture them.	You need a partner. There's a friend of mine at school whose father makes seat covers for cars, Mr. Fitzsimmons. I've invited him and his family over for dinner tomorrow night.
ta da! pantyhose! the death of the garter belt! of course, once they're manufactured they'll look better than this. what do you think?	This is your great invention?  Would you wear those things?
he'll win.	Richard Nixon's going to be President. Nixon wears hats.
kennedy's a catholic. he'll never win.	He'll win.
but when john f. kennedy's elected president, men'1l stop wearing hats.	Kennedy's a Catholic. He'll never win.
that's very thoughtful, honey. it's just a slump. things will pick up.	But when John F. Kennedy's elected President, men'1l stop wearing hats.
yes.	That's very thoughtful, honey. It's just a slump. Things will pick up.
i, that what all that nonsense was about this morning? you're worried about my business?	Yes.
the hat business is in trouble.	I, that what all that nonsense was about this morning? You're worried about my business?
this morning was good.	The hat business is in trouble.
quiet today?	This morning was good.
it's hard to believe you're going to be eighteen.  want an eskimo pie? or a creamsicle? i'd come home from the store and there's little you running up to me. i'd give you a dime and you'd promise never to grow up.	Quiet today?
i wanted to apologize for this morning.	It's hard to believe you're going to be eighteen.  Want an eskimo pie? Or a creamsicle? I'd come home from the store and there's little you running up to me. I'd give you a dime and you'd promise never to grow up.
good, you got your money out of that greedy bank.	I wanted to apologize for this morning.
i closed my christmas club.	Good, you got your money out of that greedy bank.
for me?	Open it.
doing some shopping?	For me?
hi, dad.	Doing some shopping?
listen dad, please. buy ibm, buy polaroid, buy apple computer. no, no. not yet. buy xerox!	Evelyn, take her to her room!
i've heard just about enough of this lunacy! go to your room!	Listen Dad, please. Buy IBM, buy Polaroid, buy Apple Computer. No, no. Not yet. Buy Xerox!
oh boy, that's another thing that's going to change. who's going to think for us? our husbands? you know, you treat mom like a maid. it's not entirely your fault. those were the attitudes in the fifties, and that's the way you raised me. but give nancy a break, encourage her to go to art school.	I've heard just about enough of this lunacy! Go to your room!
that's your problems the more women think, the more trouble they get into.	Oh boy, that's another thing that's going to change. Who's going to think for us? Our husbands? You know, you treat Mom like a maid. It's not entirely your fault. Those were the attitudes in the fifties, and that's the way you raised me. But give Nancy a break, encourage her to go to art school.
i think they're going to deregulate it.	That's your problems The more women think, the more trouble they get into.
do you know how ridiculous you sound? first of all, it's illegal for u.s. citizens to buy gold. and in the second place, the price of gold is regulated by the government.	I think they're going to deregulate it.
i want to help with the family finances. i want you to buy some stocks. and gold. by 1980 gold is going to be worth eight hundred dollars an ounce. then you sell.	Do you know how ridiculous you sound? First of all, it's illegal for U.S. citizens to buy gold. And in the second place, the price of gold is regulated by the government.
all right. but this better be good.	I want to help with the family finances. I want you to buy some stocks. And gold. By 1980 gold is going to be worth eight hundred dollars an ounce. Then you sell.
calm down. just listen for a minute.. please.	All right. But this better be good.
yes but i was a boy. and i still had hell to pay.	Calm down. Just listen for a minute.. Please.
dad.. it's not a big deal. didn't you ever stay out all night when you were young?	Yes but I was a boy. And I still had hell to pay.
thank god for that.	Dad.. it's not a big deal. Didn't you ever stay out all night when you were young?
at my age? don't be silly.	Thank God for that.
peggy, let me ask you something.  you're not... expecting are you?	At my age? Don't be silly.
it's not charlie. it's me.	Peggy, let me ask you something.  You're not... expecting are you?
damn that charlie i	It's not Charlie. It's me.
if all the kids jumped off a bridge, would you do that too?	I think I'm way ahead of them.
you're so young, this is not the time to start acquiring bad habits.	Mom, is there any coffee left?
that would be impossible.	You're so young, this is not the time to start acquiring bad habits.
thank you.. i accept your apology with the hope that what went on yesterday will never happen again.	That would be impossible.
dad, i never knew you had a sense of humor.	Evelyn, put her to bed.
i don't see the humor in this. go to your room immediately. you're grounded.	Grounded? Ha! The story of my life. I don't wanna go to my room. I wanna import Japanese cars. I wanna go to Liverpool and discover the Beatles.
just a little. i've had a tough day.	I don't see the humor in this. Go to your room immediately. You're grounded.
young lady, you're drunk!	Just a little. I've had a tough day.
peggy sue, watch your mouth.	Mr. Fitzsimmons is a very prominent man.
jack, i was just trying to help.	We'll make it, we'll be fine.
i want everybody to hear because i don't have anything to be ashamed of.	Jack, I was just trying to help.
does everybody have to hear?	I want everybody to hear because I don't have anything to be ashamed of.
i don't need your charity. i don't need your grandmother's jewelry or your parents money -how could you do that?	Please don't shout.
don't worry, it's just a seasonal slump.	You have four seasons, you have four slumps.
a new car. we can't afford a new car.	Don't worry, it's just a seasonal slump.
jack, take it easy. she gave blood at school today. maybe she's just a little lightheaded.	This is not giving blood. This is drunk.
sheerotards. catchy name, isn't it? like leotards.	He's a liar! He has no such thing! It's my own fault. I should have had it patented first. He's a crook, damnit.
what? when did it happen? your dad and i always expected you two to get married.	Yeah, I know Peggy Sue gets married. Case closed. Period. Mom, if you could live your life over again, would you do the same thing? Get married and settle down after high school?
you know mom, it's okay to have male friends. besides, it's over with me and charlie.	What? When did it happen? Your dad and I always expected you two to get married.
what does charlie think about that?	You know Mom, it's okay to have male friends. Besides, it's over with me and Charlie.
no, just a friend of mine. i don't think he likes jello.	What does Charlie think about that?
you know, dear, i think the pantyhose is a wonderful idea, but the next time you come up with something, please don't stay out all night. just tell us. we'll believe you.	Mom, how about a machine that's like your blender, only it slices vegetables, kneads dough, chops meat and even make fresh pasta?
isn't that awfully forward?	We've got to move fast. This is an idea whose time has come.
would they go over my girdle or under?	Instead of a girdle. And light as a feather.
i'm not the maid!	Way to go, Mom!
where have you been?	I went for a drive. Up in the hills.
i don't feel very festive.	You accepted an invitation, Maddy's one of your best friends, and I baked the Rice Krispie squares.
maddy's party.	I don't feel very festive.
for what?	Maddy's party.
charlie's downstairs. why aren't you ready?	For what?
what do you mean?	Peggy, do you know what a penis is?  Stay away from it.
is charlie pressuring you to do things you don't think you should be doing?	What do you mean?
i'm confused about a lot of things right now. charlie's only one of them.	Is Charlie pressuring you to do things you don't think you should be doing?
that's a good girl... i hate to see you so upset.  tell me, sweetheart. are you having problems with charlie? you mentioned something this morning.	I'm confused about a lot of things right now. Charlie's only one of them.
i'm sorry, mom. i'll call grandma back and apologize.	That's a good girl... I hate to see you so upset.  Tell me, sweetheart. Are you having problems with Charlie? You mentioned something this morning.
yes, he's fine, too. you saw them at easter.	I'm sorry, Mom. I'll call Grandma back and apologize.
she did? i love her so much, and i haven't seen her in such a long time. and grandpa barney. is he all, right?	Yes, he's fine, too. You saw them at Easter.
well, she is getting on, but she's fine. i told her you weren't feeling well yesterday. she called to find out how you are.	She did? I love her so much, and I haven't seen her in such a long time. And Grandpa Barney. Is he all, right?
i had a dream that grandma died.	Well, she is getting on, but she's fine. I told her you weren't feeling well yesterday. She called to find out how you are.
what happened to you?	I had a dream that Grandma died.
peggy! what's the matter? who is it?	It's Grandma. I can't talk to her now.  I'm sorry, Grandma.
sure, mom.  hello.	Peggy! What's the matter? Who is it?
would you get that, dear?	Sure, Mom.  Hello.
it was great to see everybody again. but it's so boring and regimented. most of what they teach is useless. the worst thing was lunch.	Would you get that, dear?
it was nobody. ah... he's a poll, taker. i'm thinking of voting democrat this year. but don't mention it to your father. how was school today?	It was great to see everybody again. But it's so boring and regimented. Most of what they teach is useless. The worst thing was lunch.
who was that man?	It was nobody. Ah... he's a poll, taker. I'm thinking of voting Democrat this year. But don't mention it to your father. How was school today?
what about?	The house payments.
sort of.	What about?
what's the matter? did you two have a fight?.	Sort of.
oh yeah. charlie. how am i going to handle him?	What's the matter? Did you two have a fight?.
when did you start drinking coffee?	Oh. Ah...recently. All the kids drink it.
you're looking pretty chipper this morning.	I'm still here, aren't I? I may as well enjoy myself. I'm going to go to school today.  Dad, I want to apologize for yesterday. The car is a classic. Use it in the best of health.
oh. i forgot.	You're looking pretty chipper this morning.
what happened to your hair? you have such a pretty face. why are you always trying to cover it up?	Oh. I forgot.
my little baby. don't try to grow up so fast.	Oh Mom, I forgot you were ever so young.
of course, dear. you're home now.	I'm home now.
chanel number five. that always reminds me of home.	Of course, dear. You're home now.
mom!	Chanel Number Five. That always reminds me of home.
why don't you go lie down for a while.	Mom!
i'm excused.	Why don't you go lie down for a while.
how do you feel?	I'm excused.
i have a note.	How do you feel?
the nurse called and said you'd be coming home.	I have a note.
mom!	The nurse called and said you'd be coming home.
you think this'll cheer dad up?	Of course, he'll love it. You're a terrific artist.
mom, sit down for a minute. this is so nice, all of us being together again like this.	Can I tell Diane that Peggy Sue got drunk or is that a deep family secret?  Well?
and the butter.	You know, you two are wonderful parents. I'm really going to try to behave myself.
why not? they're my favorite.	They're bad for you. They cause...red lips.
don't eat the red ones.	Why not? They're my favorite.
look at kenny rossi. isn't he dreamy? i wish he'd break up with arlene. she thinks she's so great.	Don't eat the red ones.
it's unbelievable. the man never ages.	Look at Kenny Rossi. Isn't he dreamy? I wish he'd break up with Arlene. She thinks she's so great.
okay, what do you want? what dumb favor do you want me to do?	It's unbelievable. The man never ages.
let's do something together.. do you want to play monopoly? or careers... clue... snakes and ladders?	Okay, what do you want? What dumb favor do you want me to do?
teenagers are weird. and you're the weirdest.	Let's do something together.. Do you want to play Monopoly? Or Careers... Clue... Snakes and Ladders?
i'm sorry about that. i really want us to be closer. i have enough unresolved relationships in my... life.	Teenagers are weird. And you're the weirdest.
come on! mom said you were sick. you're never happy to see me.	I'm sorry about that. I really want us to be closer. I have enough unresolved relationships in my... life.
i'm just happy to see you.	Come on! Mom said you were sick. You're never happy to see me.
what are you doing?	I'm just happy to see you.
rosalie, please, listen to me! you have to stop.	You're sick. You should go to the nurse. I'm going to tell Miss Dennis.
not to me they don't. i'm going to win the state, then the. nationals, and then i'm going to the olympics.	Rosalie, please, listen to me! You have to stop.
but accidents can happen.	Not to me they don't. I'm going to win the State, then the. Nationals, and then I'm going to the Olympics.
i spend three hours a day practicing. i have trainers, i know what i'm doing.	But accidents can happen.
i know you are, but you have to stop. i couldn't tell you before, i didn't know if i should. but you have to stop before you hurt yourself.	I spend three hours a day practicing. I have trainers, I know what I'm doing.
don't be silly, i'm the best in the county.	I know you are, but you have to stop. I couldn't tell you before, I didn't know if I should. But you have to stop before you hurt yourself.
i think you should give up diving. it's dangerous.	Don't be silly, I'm the best in the county.
what's up?	I think you should give up diving. It's dangerous.
i remember when you got that locket, too. you were so excited i think you showed it to the whole school.	You have an incredible memory.
rosalie testa!	I remember when you got that locket, too. You were so excited I think you showed it to the whole school.
i remember that dress.	Rosalie Testa!
wait! i'll go with you!	You can't. You're going to be Valedictorian.
no! no! no! peggy sue got married! case closed. i don't want to marry anybody. goodbye richard.	Wait! I'll go with you!
okay. why don't we do something visionary. change your destiny, peggy sue. change your destiny and marry me.	No! No! No! Peggy Sue got married! Case closed. I don't want to marry anybody. Goodbye Richard.
yeah, yeah. i'm taking a big gamble. i've loved him for a long, long time.	Okay. Why don't we do something visionary. Change your destiny, Peggy Sue. Change your destiny and marry me.
did you break up with charlie?	Yeah, yeah. I'm taking a big gamble. I've loved him for a long, long time.
vision? i'm a walking anachronism! i've upset my parents. i miss my kids. i could be trapped here forever! and poor charlie...i got pregnant on my 18th birthday and we had to get married. tomorrow's my birthday! i've got to get out of here now.	Did you break up with Charlie?
so are you. you've got a vision.	Vision? I'm a walking anachronism! I've upset my parents. I miss my kids. I could be trapped here forever! And poor Charlie...I got pregnant on my 18th birthday and we had to get married. Tomorrow's my birthday! I've got to get out of here now.
you were meant to  you're one of those fortunate people that good things happen to.	So are you. You've got a vision.
goodbye? where're you going? what about our partnership? i'm making real progress with the microchip.	You were meant to  You're one of those fortunate people that good things happen to.
i came to say goodbye.	Goodbye? Where're you going? What about our partnership? I'm making real progress with the microchip.
not true.  i think i'm making real progress on the microchip.	You were meant to. You're one of those fortunate people that good things happen to. I have to get out of here.
it's all, gone wrong, nothing's working out.	Not true.  I think I'm making real progress on the microchip.
what's the matter?	It's all, gone wrong, nothing's working out.
hey! do you have any idea how much those beakers cost? i usually charge for hypnosis.	Oh, go feel up your hamsters! I hear rodents put out.
god dammit! how'm i gonna got out of here?	Hey! Do you have any idea how much those beakers cost? I usually charge for hypnosis.
i think it has something to do with your birthday. you were rambling. i didn't understand the rest.	God dammit! How'm I gonna got out of here?
that's just perfect isn't it? did it work? did you find out why i came back?	I think it has something to do with your birthday. You were rambling. I didn't understand the rest.
me? you went crazy! you started taking your clothes off. i was putting them back on for you.	That's just perfect isn't it? Did it work? Did you find out why I came back?
richard! you should be ashamed of yourself.	Me? You went crazy! You started taking your clothes off. I was putting them back on for you.
one... two... three.  you are now awake.	Richard! You should be ashamed of yourself.
i couldn't help it  i loved him.	One... two... three.  You are now awake.
no! yes! i'll be right out, dad.  oh shit! peggy, i'm going to snap you out of it.	I couldn't help it  I loved him.
will you take of f your blouse?	Yes, every day.  Maybe I shouldn't have worn that dress? I told Beth it was a bad idea. That's why they made me Queen.
no. the pill will be for birth control. but girls do like sex. maybe not the first time.	Will you take of f your blouse?
you mean you'll give a girl a pill and she'll want to have sex?	No. The Pill will be for birth control. But girls do like sex. Maybe not the first time.
no. the pill will change all that. then he wouldn't have blamed me. we were just too young.	You mean you'll give a girl a pill and she'll want to have sex?
in the future, will you have to marry a girl before you have sex with her?	No. The Pill will change all that. Then he wouldn't have blamed me. We were just too young.
we were lying in the sand. it was my eighteenth birthday... we were so awkward... i would have married him anyway...	In the future, will you have to marry a girl before you have sex with her?
silicon is from sand.	We were lying in the sand. It was my eighteenth birthday... We were so awkward... I would have married him anyway...
i think it's called silicon. charlie told me that.	Silicon is from sand.
what will they be made of?	I think it's called silicon. Charlie told me that.
ah..... they're very tiny... they look like a fingernail made out of an erector set...	What will they be made of?
oh boy. peggy, what are microchips?	Ah..... they're very tiny... they look like a fingernail made out of an erector set...
peggy sue kelcher.  or, peggy bodell.  i'm not sure.	Oh boy. Peggy, what are microchips?
you are completely relaxed. when i count to three, you will open your eyes. one... two... three.  we'll start with something easy. what is your name?	Peggy Sue Kelcher.  Or, Peggy Bodell.  I'm not sure.
no offense, but you're pretty out of it now.	You are completely relaxed. When I count to three, you will open your eyes. One... two... three.  We'll start with something easy. What is your name?
look, i'm desperate. i'll try anything. but what if you can't snap me out of it?	No offense, but you're pretty out of it now.
everything. this is perfect. the subconscious mind remembers all. you can give me more information on microchips and then pinpoint what happened at the reunion. maybe that'll give us a clue on how to get you back.	Look, I'm desperate. I'll try anything. But what if you can't snap me out of it?
what do you know about hypnosis?	Everything. This is perfect. The subconscious mind remembers all. You can give me more information on microchips and then pinpoint what happened at the reunion. Maybe that'll give us a clue on how to get you back.
suggestion! hypnotic suggestion! why didn't i think o~ that before?	What do you know about hypnosis?
like what?	Suggestion! Hypnotic suggestion! Why didn't I think o~ that before?
look, the best scientific mind in this country is working on your case. may i make a suggestion?	Like what?
for god's sake, forget the money! i'm going crazy! i'm a walking anachronism. i'm a puddle of deja i'm worried about my kids, scott must be scared to death, i think my daughter's doing drugs again. i can't have any fun here, i don't have that innocence any more. i can't keep all this in anymore. i feel like i'm going to explode.	Look, the best scientific mind in this country is working on your case. May I make a suggestion?
cheer up. now you can give some other guy a shot. make it up to him later and buy him a yacht.	For God's sake, forget the money! I'm going crazy! I'm a walking anachronism. I'm a puddle of deja I'm worried about my kids, Scott must be scared to death, I think my daughter's doing drugs again. I can't have any fun here, I don't have that innocence any more. I can't keep all this in anymore. I feel Like I'm going to explode.
it was an unfair fight. he didn't have a chance. i'm taking a real gamble. i loved him for a long, long time.	Cheer up. Now you can give some other guy a shot. Make it up to him later and buy him a yacht.
that's terrific. you did it. you really changed the course of your destiny.	It was an unfair fight. He didn't have a chance. I'm taking a real gamble. I loved him for a long, long time.
yep. it's going to be a law.  i broke up with charlie last night.	That's terrific. You did it. You really changed the course of your destiny.
that's what you were talking about yesterday? everybody does that in the future?	Yep. It's going to be a law.  I broke up with Charlie last night.
jogging. i was running, now i'm jogging.	That's what you were talking about yesterday? Everybody does that in the future?
what are you doing?	Jogging. I was running, now I'm jogging.
hi, richard.	What are you doing?
the wave of the future! i've decided on our first fortune! i'll see you later. you just think high tech.	High tech. I like the sound of that.
what are you talking about?	The wave of the future! I've decided on our first fortune! I'll see you later. You just think high tech.
richard! they don't have any! they never heard of them! isn't that wonderful?	What are you talking about?
all right. these are the choices: microwave ovens, pocket calculators, walkmans, digital watches and miniature tv's.	Oh. And huge portable radios. Everything else gets small, but for some reason, portable radios get enormous.
you don't have to use pig latin! nobody could possibly know what we're talking about.	All right. These are the choices: microwave ovens, pocket calculators, Walkmans, digital watches and miniature TV's.
are you talking ~about exercise? like gym?	Not for you. Okay, there's lots more.
there are major fortunes to be made here. leisure time and lifestyles.	Are you talking ~about exercise? Like gym?
come on. you can't be serious.	There are major fortunes to be made here. Leisure time and lifestyles.
ah. this is a biggie. forget sneakers. running shoes, jogging shoes, tennis shoes. fifty to two hundred dollars a pair.	Come on. You can't be serious.
you're taking advantage of a minor.	When do we start?
look it's very simple. you tell me everything that hasn't been invented yet, and i'll invent it. we'll be partners. fiftyfifty.	Sixtyforty.
wbat're you talking about?	Look it's very simple. You tell me everything that hasn't been invented yet, and I'll invent it. We'll be partners. Fiftyfifty.
good. you're discreet. i like that in a partner.	Wbat're you talking about?
give me some credit, will you?	Good. You're discreet. I like that in a partner.
i'm curious, but i don't want to know. jeez, i hope you haven't been telling people what's going to happen to them.	Give me some credit, will you?
how come you never ask me any important questions? don't you wonder if there's going to be a nuclear war? or a cure for cancer? what about your family? what about people?	I'm curious, but I don't want to know. Jeez, I hope you haven't been telling people what's going to happen to them.
no offense, but for a person who says she's lived an extra lifetime, you certainly are thick. money is power.. money makes people respect you...	How come you never ask me any important questions? Don't you wonder if there's going to be a nuclear war? Or a cure for cancer? What about your family? What about people?
richard, take it easy.	No offense, but for a person who says she's lived an extra lifetime, you certainly are thick. Money is power.. Money makes people respect you...
i'm talking about invention, no investment. i know what people think of me. mr. spasmatician. dick the square root. i'll show them. you said i was going to be a millionaire. and you're gonna help!	Richard, take it easy.
i tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen to me.	I'm talking about invention, no investment. I know what people think of me. Mr. Spasmatician. Dick the Square Root. I'll show them. You said I was going to be a millionaire. And you're gonna help!
but you have a vision. don't you want to help your parents?	I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen to me.
i'm just not the type. besides, i want to get out of here.	But you have a vision. Don't you want to help your parents?
the way i see it, you have an unparalleled opportunity to become the richest woman in the world.	I'm just not the type. Besides, I want to get out of here.
i'm trying. i'll see you tomorrow.	What if you're not here tomorrow?
all right, i'll work on it, i'll, do some research. but in the meantime, don't get crazy.	I'm trying. I'll see you tomorrow.
i told you, i've already lived my life. i don't know how or why i'm here, but you have to help me get back. i want to get back to my real life!	All right, I'll work on it, I'll, do some research. But in the meantime, don't get crazy.
you're a molecule in chaos, a discontinuent aberration. maybe you've just got powers of precognition. well, maybe you're just out of whack.	I told you, I've already lived my life. I don't know how or why I'm here, but you have to help me get back. I want to get back to my real life!
okay, you're not dead, but according to every law of science what you say happened to you is impossible.	What if it's beyond science? What it it's God?
what're you doing?	Confucious says, The way out is through the door. There's a truck. There's your door.
there's one way to find out.	What're you doing?
am i dead or not?	There's one way to find out.
you're giving me the creeps.	Am I dead or not?
come on, richard, i'm serious.	You're giving me the creeps.
you look pretty good for a corpse.	Come on, Richard, I'm serious.
that's why i was getting a divorce..  what i really think is that i had a heart attack at the reunion and died.	You look pretty good for a corpse.
i'd be very careful if i were you. you don' t want to fall into the clutches of some madman with plans to manipulate your brain.	That's why I was getting a divorce..  What I really think is that I had a heart attack at the reunion and died.
i don't know.	I'd be very careful if I were you. You don' t want to fall into the clutches of some madman with plans to manipulate your brain.
but when did you leave? are you here until then? were you there until now? what direction are you going in? are you a moving point on an infinite line extending into the past? can anyone do it?	I don't know.
holy toledo! that's six years ahead of schedule!	But when did you leave? Are you here until then? Were you there until now? What direction are you going in? Are you a moving point on an infinite line extending into the past? Can anyone do it?
because i'm telling you the truth. i know what's going to happen. there's going to be test tube babies and heart transplants. and an american named neil armstrong is going to walk on the moon. on july 20, 1969.	Holy Toledo! That's six years ahead of schedule!
how, did you know about my grandfather?	Because I'm telling you the truth. I know what's going to happen. There's going to be test tube babies and heart transplants. And an American named Neil Armstrong is going to walk on the moon. On July 20, 1969.
you have a blind grandfather. one day you're going to invent a machine that reads books for blind people. i read about it. you're going to be famous. you're going to invent a lot of things.	How, did you know about my grandfather?
this is serious. nobody can know. ah, i've returned from the future. i traveled back here 25 years.	You probably are crazy. Wait a minute. Is this some kind of joke? I know what you all, think of me.
okay. i promise.	This is serious. Nobody can know. Ah, I've returned from the future. I traveled back here 25 years.
listen, you've gotta keep this a secret. you can't tell a soul. promise?	Okay. I promise.
absolutely. people, dogs, elephants.	Listen, you've gotta keep this a secret. You can't tell a soul. Promise?
so you think time travel is possible? for people?	Absolutely. People, dogs, elephants.
you can till it with whatever you want. from illusions to memory, from experience to innocence, from happiness to the entire universes	So you think time travel is possible? For people?
what's inside?	You can till it with whatever you want. From illusions to memory, from experience to innocence, from happiness to the entire universes
well, i think time is like a burrito. sometimes it just folds over on itself and one part touches the other.	What's inside?
i know what a burrito is.	Well, I think time is like a burrito. Sometimes it just folds over on itself and one part touches the other.
that's my own theory based on a mexican food called the burrito. i had it once when my parents took me to disneyland.	I know what a burrito is.
what's that?	That's my own theory based on a Mexican food called the burrito. I had it once when my parents took me to Disneyland.
and then, there's richard's burrito.	What's that?
well... in a newtonian framework, the possibilities were limited, but with the advent of relativity theory, the idea of absolute time can no longer be reasonably affirmed.	And then, there's Richard's Burrito.
sort of.	Well... in a Newtonian framework, the possibilities were limited, but with the advent of relativity theory, the idea of absolute time can no longer be reasonably affirmed.
are you doing some kind of science project?	Sort of.
i want to ask you a question.  do you think...time travel is possible?	Are you doing some kind of science project?
i'm writing a book on kite construction. what did you want to talk about?	I want to ask you a question.  Do you think...time travel is possible?
what a great kite.	I'm writing a book on kite construction. What did you want to talk about?
it's not that. can we meet after school? please?	All right. I'll be in the physics lab. Make it fourthirty. I have a rocket club meeting.
i'm not doing any tutoring this year. i'm too busy.	It's not that. Can we meet after school? Please?
i have to talk to you. it's very important.	I'm not doing any tutoring this year. I'm too busy.
congratulations on the math contest, richard.	It really wasn't that difficult.
i guess part of us never really leaves high school.	You know, I never told anybody this, but I always had a feeling that when you die, before you go to heaven, you get a chance to fly around high school for a while.
you're a sweet man, richard.	I guess part of us never really leaves high school.
dancing with you.	You're a sweet man, Richard.
what was?	Dancing with you.
you were always friendly to me. i appreciated that.  you know, this used to be a fantasy of mine.	What was?
well, you showed them. you're rich and famous and successful. and you have a beautiful wife.	You were always friendly to me. I appreciated that.  You know, this used to be a fantasy of mine.
the only time people like dolores used to pay any attention to me was to laugh at me or insult me. that guy, doug snell, who shook my hand when we walked in, he used to call me a foureyed worm.	Well, you showed them. You're rich and famous and successful. And you have a beautiful wife.
he's not here. we're getting divorced.	Gee. I'm sorry to hear that.
where's charlie? i was in town about a year ago and caught one of his commercials. really made me laugh.	He's not here. We're getting divorced.
hello. nice to meet you. please call me peggy. i'm peggy bodell now.	Where's Charlie? I was in town about a year ago and caught one of his commercials. Really made me laugh.
you look exactly the same.	I just did it for tonight. I don't normally dress like this.
i was once. richard!? richard norvik? i didn't recognize you.	You look exactly the same.
are you peggy sue kelcher?	I was once. Richard!? Richard Norvik? I didn't recognize you.
believe what you saw, matthews. the dog was dead.	My God...  ...how is that possible? You have to help me, Doctor Yolander. I don't know what I'm dealing with here! They've dug up my wife...
you want some advice, friend? you get in your car, you pick up your family... and you get the hell out of that town.	Well... uh... thanks...
the creed cat, that's right. bastard's name was "church".  let me guess. your dog's tissue isn't healing, pupils aren't dilating... maybe you can't find a heartbeat?	Exactly! I thought it might be some sort of blood condition... immune deficiency or...
...the pathologist... he said that you had reported a similar incident... with a cat...	The Creed cat, that's right. Bastard's name was "Church".  Let me guess. Your dog's tissue isn't healing, pupils aren't dilating... maybe you can't find a heartbeat?
i... um...	...the pathologist... he said that you had reported a similar incident... with a cat...
why are you bothering me about this? can't you leave it be?	I... um...
i was building a doggy door.	God damn it Gus, you dug up my wife! What the fuck is going on around here?!
i hear you've got marjorie hargrove working for you now.	How'd you know that?
thee facial lacerations should heal up pretty quickly. i'll give you som antibiotic cream--	--Drew, he's your dog. Are you listening to this?
when i was young i thought cats were the girls and dogs were the boys.	There are three more girls where that one came from looking for homes.
that's renee alright.	I suppose so.
i hear you moved into town.	I wanted to get Geoff out of L.A. Just start things over, you know?
pretty much so.	I hear you moved into town.
did she always have reporters following her around like this?	Pretty much so.
yes... why?	Because the last person that sent me blood from a dead animal was Yolander...
you took over for doctor yolander?	Yes... why?
not this dog. there wasn't enough oxygen in those red cells to pump life into a flea.	You took over for Doctor Yolander?
wait, there must be some mix-up. he was... the dog is alive.	Not this dog. There wasn't enough oxygen in those red cells to pump life into a flea.
i don't know what you expected to find, matthews. there's nothing wrong with the antigens, nothing to indicate an unusual death...	Wait, there must be some mix-up. He was... the dog is alive.
what?	I don't know what you expected to find, Matthews. There's nothing wrong with the antigens, nothing to indicate an unusual death...
i hope he doesn't have rabies.	He doesn't. I don't know what he has, but I'm hoping to God it's not infectious...
i had a little run-in with zowie.	You sure did...
what happened to you?	I had a little run-in with Zowie.
what do they do up there?	Oh, you know... drink beer, tell ghost stories. They try and spook each other out, talking about zombies and things...  It's no big deal, Chase. I did it when I was young.
he's probably going up to the pet sematary. kids've been going out there on halloween night for years.	What do they do up there?
out?	He's probably going up to the Pet Sematary. Kids've been going out there on Halloween night for years.
i'm real excited about working for you mr. matthews...	Well we're glad to have you, Marjorie. You can call me Chase, by the way.
uh... no. you just... look different than you sounded on the phone. please, come in.	I'm real excited about working for you Mr. Matthews...
is something wrong?	Uh... no. You just... look different than you sounded on the phone. Please, come in.
so where're we going?	Anywhere but here.
all set.	So where're we going?
all set?	All set.
geoff, this is crazy. zowie didn't die.	He did. We buried him.  There's a place out in the woods... if you bury something there, it comes back alive.
i can bring her back. the same way drew and me brought zowie back...	Geoff, this is crazy. Zowie didn't die.
what are you talking about?	I can bring her back. The same way Drew and me brought Zowie back...
geoff, dinner's ready!  geoff?!	I'm not hungry.
"out." well that's great, geoff.  look, i've been letting you get away with a lot these past few weeks, but i'm not going to stand for crap like this. i don't care if it's halloween... it's a school night, and if you do this again...	I'm really tired, Dad... can I just go to sleep?
just out.	"Out." Well that's great, Geoff.  Look, I've been letting you get away with a lot these past few weeks, but I'm not going to stand for crap like this. I don't care if it's Halloween... it's a school night, and if you do this again...
hey! where're you off to?	I'm going out, Dad!
who was that?	Remember Zowie, Drew's dog? He got hurt again. I'm going over to take a look at him.
i still can't believe she's dead...	Who was that?
your mom and i loved each other, geoff. don't ever think that we didn't.	I still can't believe she's dead...
i think so.	Your Mom and I loved each other, Geoff. Don't ever think that we didn't.
what?	You alright?
hey! how was your first day at school?	It sucked.
you nervous? new town, new school. i know it must be pretty hard for you...	I'll be fine, Dad.
sure.	You nervous? New town, new school. I know it must be pretty hard for you...
what's a lunch cost these days? you want ten?	Sure.
what's wrong?!	Nothing. I just got spooked by a bunch of furballs.
how long ago did this guy retire?	It's been a few years.
zowie...	Say your goodbyes. Zowie's going outside. You're grounded, buddy. That's the new law.
your momma's worried sick over you. you take off in the middle of the night, you don't show up for school. what're you trying to prove?	I'm not trying to prove anything.  I was burying my dog.
not that much appreciation. i thought we were gonna tone down that flabby ass.	Hey, I'm so sorry I'm not the stud that you are.
drew, i don't remember inviting zowie in for dinner.	Just until he heals up?
damn dog stuck his nose in on my rabbits and they ganged up on him. i swear that dog's an idiot.	Is he gonna be okay?
you ever think about running away?	All the time.
i gotta go back and do my chores...	Go later...
dies?	I gotta go back and do my chores...
i don't know...  ...maybe it depends on what you were like before you...	Dies?
do you think everyone that came back would be like gus?	I don't know...  ...maybe it depends on what you were like before you...
what was that all about? you think he's trying to scare us?	I don't know but I'm not taking any chances...
what do you mean?	It's like he's not Gus anymore. He's different. You know, like Zowie...
it's weird...	What do you mean?
how can he not have a heartbeat?	Maybe it takes a while...
you think he'd believe it if he did?	How can he not have a heartbeat?
you think my dad'll figure out why he's not getting better?	You think he'd believe it if he did?
maybe he wasn't dead when we buried him.	He was dead. You know he was.
it's getting pretty late. we better go.	Yeah...
you never get over it.	It's getting pretty late. We better go.
i've never had anyone die before...  ...but i guess you get over it. i mean, eventually...	You never get over it.
you want me to help?	You have to bury your own. That's the way the Indians did it. It's like a rule...
drew, i know your dog died, but... get a grip, man, you're freaking me out.	Look, if there was even one chance in a million it'd work, wouldn't you want to try?
what if it's not bullshit? if i bury zowie there, and it works...  ...he'll come back alive.	Drew, I know your dog died, but... get a grip, man, you're freaking me out.
come on, that's just a bullshit story. you said so yourself...	What if it's not bullshit? If I bury Zowie there, and it works...  ...he'll come back alive.
the old indian burial ground.	Come on, that's just a bullshit story. You said so yourself...
what did?	The old Indian burial ground.
this is it... i wasn't sure if it even really existed.	What did?
why not?	There's a better place...
i'm not burying him here...	Why not?
is this a good spot?	I'm not burying him here...
what was all that stuff about dead people coming back to life?	Nothing. It's just an old ghost story. Let's get out of here...
stepdad. gus is my stepdad.	What was all that stuff about dead people coming back to life?
you shouldn't ever say that about your parents, not even your dad.	Stepdad. Gus is my stepdad.
i swear, sometimes i wish gus was dead...	You shouldn't ever say that about your parents, not even your Dad.
he pissed me off.	Sorry about your mom.  I couldn't handle not having my mom around. Just having Gus...
i've never seen anybody punch clyde before.	He pissed me off.
what's his name?	Zowie.
mom...	I came back for you, Geoff. We're going to be together again.
i know, mom.	You know everything, don't you?
good. he said he'd be over for dinner at eight...  i mean... he misses you, mom...	I miss him too...
how did it go with your father last night?	Good. He said he'd be over for dinner at eight...  I mean... he misses you, Mom...
couple minutes. i saw the last shot. that was pretty cool.	How did it go with your father last night?
how long have you been here?	Couple minutes. I saw the last shot. That was pretty cool.
right here, mom...	How long have you been here?
geoff?  anybody see my boy?	Right here, Mom...
do you really think so, andy?	Yes, Bob, I do.  Excuse me? Am I being fired?
k-r-o-one.	Maybe you mistyped the name when you were saving it. We'll try combinations of those letters...
what was the file name?	K-R-O-one.
sorry...	What was the file name?
allright. calm down.	Sorry...
what's wrong with my face? you want to know what's wrong with my face? i've got a skin condition. next question, bob? no more questions? fine. now can you help me find the complaint?	Allright. Calm down.
what's wrong with your face?	What's wrong with my face? You want to know what's wrong with my face? I've got a skin condition. Next question, Bob? No more questions? Fine. Now can you help me find the complaint?
bob...	What's wrong with your face?
what in god's name... ?	Bob...
you'll never find it in the dark.	What in God's name... ?
i don't know what to do, bob.	You'll never find it in the dark.
jesus.	I don't know what to do, Bob.
yes!	You'll have to get right on it, Andy, we're up against the statute of limitations.
andy, do you know who reps kronos inc.?	Bailey, Brackman.
if macrosystems wins, an energetic, young company will be destroyed, five thousand americans will be out of work. moreover, the laws of copyright and anti-trust were enacted to prevent exactly the kind of bullshit macrosystems is trying to pull.	Andy, do you know who reps Kronos Inc.?
in a word, bob...	Charles is right behind me.
are we interrupting, andy?	In a word, Bob...
excuse me, charles. with all due respect... this is... preposterous! it doesn't make any sense, it sounds as if we're talking about someone else. pardon the lack of humility, but i've had the distinct impression i was kind of... one of the rising stars around here. and i feel that wasn't just my imagination. and i also think i deserve to know what's really going on here, charles.	Oh, you're right, Beckett, you don't have an attitude problem.
some people think you have an attitude problem, beckett.	Really? Who thinks that, sir?
perhaps... you're right. i've certainly been busy. with the kronos complaint, a preliminary injunction hearing and the saunders trial all falling at the same time...	Some people think you have an attitude problem, Beckett.
this time. what about next time?	There won't be a next time, I guarantee it.
you're right, i probably just misfiled...	Andy?
what's that on your forehead, pal?	Whacked with a racquetball.  I appreciate your faith in my abilities.
thanks, walter.	What's that on your forehead, pal?
why, beckett?	Because they deserve to, Walter.
whatever.	I hope you're ready for "Studs," because that's what's on.
ready for what, baby?	Whatever.
i'm ready...	Ready for what, baby?
i'm not ready to die.	Do you think I'm ready for it?! I hate this shit. I'm not a fucking martyr! I hate every goddamn part of it!
then, what <u>are</u> we, drew?! the <u>winners</u>? "ladies and gentlemen, the first prize of aids goes to andrew beckett and his lover miguel..." excuse me, i'm not your lover. i'm your care partner. fuck!	I'm not ready to die.
you want me to give up? let this thing turn us into <u>victims</u>?	Then, what <u>are</u> we, Drew?! The <u>winners</u>? "Ladies and gentlemen, the first prize of AIDS goes to Andrew Beckett and his lover Miguel..." Excuse me, I'm not your lover. I'm your Care Partner. FUCK!
that's right. we're on the positive plan. you don't have a fatal disease, you have manageable illness.	You want me to give up? Let this thing turn us into <u>victims</u>?
i'm not going to die.	That's right. We're on the Positive Plan. You don't have a Fatal Disease, you have Manageable Illness.
maybe you should think about it.	I'm not going to die.
what's that mean?!	Maybe you should think about it.
maybe you should think about it.	What's that mean?!
maybe i should start making plans, is that what you think? start planning my memorial service? "begin to prepare for the inevitable."	Maybe you should think about it.
no.	Maybe I should start making plans, is that what you think? Start planning my memorial service? "Begin to prepare for the inevitable."
you're scared. you think we're near the end.	No.
that's not what i said.	You're scared. You think we're near the end.
you don't think there's much time left, do you?	That's not what I said.
the least you can do is look at me, while i'm sticking this shit into your arm. forget the fucking case, one hour a day, and give me a little of your time.	You don't think there's much time left, do you?
allright it's closed!  jesus!	The least you can do is look at me, while I'm sticking this shit into your arm. Forget the fucking case, one hour a day, and give me a little of your time.
close the fucking law book!	ALLRIGHT IT'S CLOSED!  Jesus!
i'm not going to close the--	CLOSE THE FUCKING LAW BOOK!
close the law book.	I'm not going to close the--
what's wrong with you?	Close the law book.
that shit's saving your life, you asshole!	What's wrong with you?
fuck you. this shit's probably not doing me any good anyway.	That shit's saving your life, you asshole!
fuck you.	Fuck you. This shit's probably not doing me any good anyway.
i said, skip it, michael. it's my treatment.	Fuck you.
we're not skipping this treatment.	I said, skip it, Michael. It's my treatment.
i have too much work to do. skip the treatment.	We're not skipping this treatment.
hold still. shit.  the goddamn vein's clotted. we have to go the goddamn hospital, so they can change the goddamn catheter.	I have too much work to do. Skip the treatment.
you got that right, mikey...  you still believe that, don't you?	Yes. I think it will be a simple solution. They'll put it in a syringe, inject it into your bloodstream. It'll neutralize the virus. It'll revitalize the immune system, and people with AIDS will become healthy again.
i said, "everyone's going to die, jimmy. but drew's not going to die of aids. there's a cure around the corner, and he plans to be around to take advantage of it."	You got that right, Mikey...  You still believe that, don't you?
jerk... what did you say?	I said, "Everyone's going to die, Jimmy. But Drew's not going to die of AIDS. There's a cure around the corner, and he plans to be around to take advantage of it."
drew!	I promise!
one hour!	Drew!
you're leaving the hospital? you're going into the office looking like that? are you insane?	One hour!
you're not smiling.	You're leaving the hospital? You're going into the office looking like that? Are you insane?
you're going to the office?!	You're not smiling.
thanks for leaving school, and coming here, and...  i will be back. an hour, tops.	You're going to the office?!
you're not going to like this. please try to smile...	Thanks for leaving school, and coming here, and...  I will be back. An hour, tops.
why are you getting dressed?	You're not going to like this. Please try to smile...
that's the third time. i better call the office.  would you relax, please?	I am relaxed.
don't apologize for me.	He's not sorry, okay, fine.  Why don't we see what we find out from the blood work? I'll work on getting a specimen, I'm sure hospital food could help in that direction. Maybe, by then, we'll hear from my doctor, and we'll go from there. Okay? Everybody happy?
it could be parasites, an infection...	A reaction to AZT...
i almost didn't make it to the bathroom, miguel. i almost lost control right in front of everybody.	So what? It's nothing to be ashamed of. You have nothing to be ashamed of, okay?
aren't you giving an exam?	I said, don't worry about it.
thanks, you guys.	Yeah. Thanks, guys.
longstreet's interested in the harrisburg deal.	I'm seeing him this afternoon.
you can save it for the jury, charles. i want to hear you say, under oath, in front of a judge and a jury, i'm a bad lawyer.  gentlemen.  counselor.	Don't do this, Andy.
i hoped the challenge would improve your performance. you could say it was a carrot.	A carrot?!
if you'd lost confidence in me, why did you give me the kronos suit?	I hoped the challenge would improve your performance. You could say it was a carrot.
take it easy, walter.	If you'd lost confidence in me, why did you give me the Kronos suit?
we've been talking it over, andy. your future that is... we feel that, because we respect you so much, we have to be honest with you.	Honesty is always best.
i know that, charles.	More than your friend. Family.
thanks for coming in.	Of course.
thanks, charles.	No sweat, buddy.
it is, and it isn't, charles. macrosystem's new software copies all the best-known elements of kronos' spreadsheet program. if they're allowed to sell it, kronos will get undersold right out of business. for me, the legal principle, involved is copyright infringement.	Bearing in mind that Bill Wright, the chairman of MacroSystems, is a close, personal friend of mine... which side of this mess would <u>you</u> desire to be on, Andy? And don't allow my very tight, personal relationship with Bill to influence your answer in any way.
i'm trying to help your "partner." you're not a member of his immediate family, i could have you removed from the er.	He's upset, he's sorry.
this is my partner. we keep records of hospital visits. nothing personal.	Dr. Klenstein.  It's not a pleasant procedure, but if the KS is causing the diarrhea, we ought to know right away.
... meanwhile, i'd like to prepare you for a colonoscopy, so we can take a look inside.	Sounds delightful.
we're waiting...	... meanwhile, I'd like to prepare you for a colonoscopy, so we can take a look inside.
about my blood work?	We're waiting...
mr. beckett, i'm sorry...	About my blood work?
thanks for coming by.	You bet. We'll see you later.
i better get home. lisa and i are having some friends over.	Sure thing.
it was good working with you, andrew. you're welcome.  hey. shouldn't you put that thing back on?	I better get home. Lisa and I are having some friends over.
excellent work, joe. i thank you.	It was good working with you, Andrew. You're welcome.  Hey. Shouldn't you put that thing back on?
a good start.	Excellent work, Joe. I thank you.
what?	A good start.
what do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?	What?
yes.	Thank you.
can you see the lesions on your chest in this mirror?	Yes.
yes. on my torso.	If it please the court, I'd like to ask Mr. Beckett to remove his shirt, so that the jury can have an <u>accurate</u> idea of what we're talking about.
do you have any lesions on <u>any</u> part of your body, at this time, that resemble the lesions that were on your face at the time you were fired?	Yes. On my torso.
what do you love about it?	Well... many things. But I think the thing I love the most, is that every once in a while, not that often, but occasionally... you get to be part of justice being done. It's really quite a thrill when that happens.
i love the law. i know the law. i excel at practicing it. it's the only thing i've ever wanted to do.	What do you love about it?
what makes you an excellent lawyer?	I love the law. I know the law. I excel at practicing it. It's the only thing I've ever wanted to do.
i'm an excellent lawyer.	What makes you an excellent lawyer?
are you a good lawyer?	I'm an excellent lawyer.
can you explain <u>why</u> you didn't?	You don't bring your personal life into a law firm. You're not supposed to <u>have</u> a personal life, really. Anyway, I did plan to tell Charles, eventually. But then, this thing happened at the tennis club...
no. i didn't.	Can you explain <u>why</u> you didn't?
in the years you worked at wyant wheeler, did you ever tell charles wheeler you were gay?	No. I didn't.
i still am.	In the years you worked at Wyant Wheeler, did you ever tell Charles Wheeler you were gay?
except... you were gay?	I still am.
i suppose you could say that.	Except... you were gay?
a regular all-american guy?	I suppose you could say that.
it's possible i was infected with the hiv virus at that time, but i wasn't diagnosed until several years later.	You didn't look then, the way you look now?
obviously, at this time, you weren't sick.	It's possible I was infected with the HIV virus at that time, but I wasn't diagnosed until several years later.
possessed of an encyclopedic knowledge of the law. a razor sharp litigator, a genuine leader, gifted at bringing out the very best in others. an awesome ability to illuminate the most complex of legal concepts to colleagues, courtrooms, the person on the street.  the kind of person who plays three sets of tennis but doesn't sweat. but underneath the elegant surface, was an adventurous spirit.	Obviously, at this time, you weren't sick.
what kind of person is that?	Possessed of an encyclopedic knowledge of the law. A razor sharp litigator, a genuine leader, gifted at bringing out the very best in others. An awesome ability to illuminate the most complex of legal concepts to colleagues, courtrooms, the person on the street.  The kind of person who plays three sets of tennis but doesn't sweat. But underneath the elegant surface, was an adventurous spirit.
he was... the kind of person i thought i wanted to be.	What kind of person is that?
what impressed you about him?	He was... the kind of person I thought I wanted to be.
particularly, charles.	What impressed you about him?
i'll look over the q and a.	You're ready, don't worry.
want to hear my favorite aria?	Opera?
opera?	Want to hear my favorite aria?
thanks.  do you like opera?	Opera?
i know a good probate lawyer.	Thanks.  Do you like opera?
i've made provisions in my will for some charities. miguel will need a lawyer. i know it's not your area...	I know a good probate lawyer.
we proceed, representing your estate.	I've made provisions in my will for some charities. Miguel will need a lawyer. I know it's not your area...
what happens?	We proceed, representing your estate.
i've considered that.	What happens?
there's a possibility i won't be around for the end of this trial.	I've considered that.
for a healthy baby. for lisa to make it through the delivery. for the phillies to get into the playoffs.	There's a possibility I won't be around for the end of this trial.
what have you prayed for?	For a healthy baby. For Lisa to make it through the delivery. For the Phillies to get into the playoffs.
then we establish how wheeler's boys recruited you after law school...	What have you prayed for?
what?	Do you... pray?
charles. okay. miller?	What?
beckett?	Charles. Okay. Miller?
uh huh...	Beckett?
when you refer to wheeler, call him charles, to show how you'd been admitted to the inner circle, you were considered one of them.	Uh huh...
let's review these notes for your testimony. we have a big day on monday.	When you refer to Wheeler, call him Charles, to show how you'd been admitted to the inner circle, you were considered one of them.
thank you for sharing that with me, joe.	Let's review these notes for your testimony. We have a big day on Monday.
let me tell you something, okay? when you're brought up, like the rest of us, in a place like where i was brought up, there's not a whole lot of discussion about... homosexuals. as a kid, you're taught right away that queers are weird, queers are funny, they're a danger to kids, they're afraid to fight, and they all want to cop your joint. and that pretty much sums up the general thinking out there, if you want to know the truth.	Thank you for sharing that with me, Joe.
you survived your first gay party intact.	Let me tell you something, okay? When you're brought up, like the rest of us, in a place like where I was brought up, there's not a whole lot of discussion about... homosexuals. As a kid, you're taught right away that queers are weird, queers are funny, they're a danger to kids, they're afraid to fight, and they all want to cop your joint. And that pretty much sums up the general thinking out there, if you want to know the truth.
correct.	You're right.
you think i'm uncomfortable...	Correct.
no, we have to do it. but later, allright?	Thank you.
sure. it's fine.	No, we have to do it. But later, allright?
excuse me, i'm having a goddamn party, is that allright with you?	Sure. It's fine.
beer.  we need to go over your q and a.	Excuse me, I'm having a goddamn party, is that allright with you?
what do you want?	Beer.  We need to go over your Q and A.
let's find you a drink.	What do you want?
get it?	Let's find you a drink.
not bad.	Get it?
i'm a law suit.	Not bad.
i had a blood transfusion today. i feel great.	I'm a law suit.
beckett. you seem... better. energized, more alive...	I had a blood transfusion today. I feel great.
we're friends of beckett's.	It's me, you dork.
parrtyy!	We're friends of Beckett's.
one more thing, your honor...	Any settlement agreement <u>must</u> include, and this is critical, a letter of exoneration, making clear my termination had nothing to do with the quality of my work.
arline decision. supreme court.	Arline?
there is no relevant precedent.	Arline decision. Supreme Court.
thank you.	There is no relevant precedent.
so kenton connected the... lesion, <u>and</u> whatever suspicions he had about your personal life... to this woman, maria... and blew the whistle on you. suddenly you're losing files, and it's time to let you go. but, up to this point, you've been their golden boy, their rising star... their behavior is... inconsistent.	Thank you.
no. they didn't fire her.	So Kenton connected the... lesion, <u>and</u> whatever suspicions he had about your personal life... to this woman, Maria... and blew the whistle on you. Suddenly you're losing files, and it's time to let you go. But, up to this point, you've been their Golden Boy, their rising star... Their behavior is... inconsistent.
they didn't fire her?	No. They didn't fire her.
the partner who spotted the lesion, walter kenton, used to work for benton, myers, in d.c. there's a paralegal there, maria torres. she's had lesions on and off for three years. she says it was common knowledge around the office that her lesions were caused by aids.	They didn't fire her?
how did they find out?	One of the partners spotted a lesion on my forehead.
rayisha. very nice.	How did they find out?
rayisha.	Rayisha. Very nice.
what's her name?	Rayisha.
huh? oh. great. she's great.	What's her name?
i'm a lawyer. how's your baby?	Huh? Oh. Great. She's great.
find a lawyer?	I'm a lawyer. How's your baby?
what?	Find a lawyer?
who'd you get?	What?
fine.	Who'd you get?
oh, beckett. how's it goin'?	Fine.
beckett? i'm sorry about... what's happened to you. it's a fucking kick in the head.	Don't send flowers, Joe. I'm not dead yet.
thanks for your time.	Beckett? I'm sorry about... what's happened to you. It's a fucking kick in the head.
correct. i don't.	Thanks for your time.
look. i know i have a case. if you don't want to take it for personal reasons...	Correct. I don't.
i knew you were going to say that. i don't buy it, and i don't see a case.	Look. I know I have a case. If you don't want to take it for personal reasons...
they sabotaged me.	I knew you were going to say that. I don't buy it, and I don't see a case.
okay... they want you out. it's against the law to fire you for having aids, so they make you look like a fuck up. which leads us to the mysterious, lost file.	They sabotaged me.
joe, from the day i arrived to the day they fired me, i performed consistently, thoroughly and with absolute excellence. and if they hadn't fired me, that's what i'd be doing today.	Okay... They want you out. It's against the law to fire you for having AIDS, so they make you look like a fuck up. Which leads us to the mysterious, lost file.
okay, okay... they discover you have this horrible, disgusting, terminal illness, and they panic, for any number of perfectly valid reasons. they're frightened for themselves, their families... maybe it's the homo angle. maybe they don't want to rub elbows with someone who's just popped out of the closet with a terminal case of acne. and how do they explain your status to the client for chrissake?	Joe, from the day I arrived to the day they fired me, I performed consistently, thoroughly and with absolute excellence. And if they hadn't fired me, that's what I'd be doing today.
the law says people with disabilities cannot be terminated, so long as they can perform the duties required by their position...	Okay, okay... They discover you have this horrible, disgusting, terminal illness, and they panic, for any number of perfectly valid reasons. They're frightened for themselves, their families... Maybe it's the homo angle. Maybe they don't want to rub elbows with someone who's just popped out of the closet with a terminal case of acne. And how do they explain your status to the client for Chrissake?
i buy that.	As in, the vegetable?
big trouble.	Charles, I must apologize again, for the Kronos mishap.  It was a scary few minutes around here. Wow. But thank God, the complaint was found. And no damage was done.
hell, they are staring. what's that shit on your face?	Makeup.
continue.	I dove back into work, everything was fine. Until the lesions started...
miguel alvarez. we've lived together for nine years.	Continue.
your... lover?	Miguel Alvarez. We've lived together for nine years.
my lover and i.	Your... lover?
we?	My lover and I.
i was diagnosed with aids eight months ago. during a bout of pneumonia. i recovered quickly and was back at work in ten days. since i was doing so well on the azt, we decided against telling anyone about it.	We?
continue.	I was diagnosed with AIDS eight months ago. During a bout of pneumonia. I recovered quickly and was back at work in ten days. Since I was doing so well on the AZT, we decided against telling anyone about it.
nine.	Continue.
how many lawyers did you go to, before you called me?	Nine.
i misplaced an important complaint. that's their story. want to hear mine?	How many lawyers did you go to, before you called me?
continue.	I misplaced an important complaint. That's their story. Want to hear mine?
correct. i'm seeking representation.	Continue.
you want to sue wyant wheeler hellerman tetlow and brown?	Correct. I'm seeking representation.
i was fired by wyant wheeler. i plan to bring a wrongful termination suit against charles wheeler and his partners.	You want to sue Wyant Wheeler Hellerman Tetlow and Brown?
thanks, beckett. i'm real excited about it.  what can i do for you?	I was fired by Wyant Wheeler. I plan to bring a wrongful termination suit against Charles Wheeler and his partners.
kids are great.	Thanks, Beckett. I'm real excited about it.  What can I do for you?
little baby girl.	Kids are great.
congratulations.	Little baby girl.
one week old.	Congratulations.
new baby?	One week old.
it's okay. can i sit down?	Uh, yeah.
whoa-oh!  sorry, i...	It's okay. Can I sit down?
i have aids.	Whoa-oh!  Sorry, I...
jesus christ, what happened to you?	I have AIDS.
client of yours?	Funny.
defined by webster's as harmless.	I know what it means. Your Honor, imagine how the children in this neighborhood have been made to feel. The pounding of construction ringing in their ears as this skyscraper, a tribute to mankind's greed, grows daily, casting an ominous shadow over their lives, filling them with dread even as they are surrounded in a black, toxic fog, blocking out the sun while poisoning their lungs! And Counselor calls it harmless?!
innocuous?	Defined by Webster's as harmless.
your honor, since rockwell corp. began construction, the surrounding residential neighborhood has been enshrouded in a cloud of foul-smelling, germ-carrying, pestilent dust. my client is being forced to breathe known carcinogens daily! other residents are coming forth on a daily basis to add their voices of outrage!	Your Honor, I submit there were no complaints until Counselor began knocking on doors, drumming up business. And the dust, which Counselor refers to, has appeared on only three occasions. Each time it has been examined and the results...
what can i do?	Get down to Word Processing. Help Jamey look.
fucking word processing lost my kronos complaint. which must be filed by fucking five o'clock! if it's late, there's no case...  every problem has a solution.	What can I do?
i thought i was supposed to be covering for you.  god, andy, you look awful.	Fucking Word Processing lost my Kronos complaint. Which must be filed by fucking five o'clock! If it's late, there's no case...  Every problem has a solution.
i'm late, i have to pick up amy from her afterschool but i want to talk to you about that hansen thing.	Catch me later, I'll be here. And tell Amy, I love her painting, it's on my wall.
rach.	I'm late, I have to pick up Amy from her afterschool but I want to talk to you about that Hansen thing.
no. i can't really see it.	Thank you.
answer the question, please.	No. I can't really see it.
by the time i was fired, there were four lesions on my face, much bigger...	Answer the question, please.
do you have any lesions on your face at this time?	One. Here, in front of my ear.
absolutely.	Do you have any lesions on your face at this time?
and it's your contention, that when the partners were made aware of the lesions, they jumped to the conclusion you had aids and fired you.	Absolutely.
that's right.	And it's your contention, that when the partners were made aware of the lesions, they jumped to the conclusion you had AIDS and fired you.
you've testified the lesions on your face were visible to the people you worked with, correct?	That's right.
yes.	You've testified the lesions on your face were visible to the people you worked with, correct?
really?	Yes.
miguel has not been infected. as i said, we weren't aware of aids, then, or how it is spread.	Really?
you could have infected him, isn't that right?	Miguel has not been infected. As I said, we weren't aware of AIDS, then, or how it is spread.
yes.	You could have infected him, isn't that right?
in some situations.	Isn't it true you have spent your life pretending to be something you're not, so much so that the art of concealment and dishonesty has become second nature to you?!
as a homosexual, one is often forced to conceal one's sexuality, is that right?	In some situations.
some do. i didn't.	As a homosexual, one is often forced to conceal one's sexuality, is that right?
do other lawyers at the firm keep pictures of their spouses or fiances on their desks?	Some do. I didn't.
no.	Do other lawyers at the firm keep pictures of their spouses or fiances on their desks?
did you keep a picture of your lover on your desk?	No.
that is <u>not</u> correct. i never lied about it.	Did you keep a picture of your lover on your desk?
while you were employed at wyant wheeler, you did everything you could to make sure no one knew you were an active homosexual, correct?	That is <u>not</u> correct. I never lied about it.
no.	While you were employed at Wyant Wheeler, you did everything you could to make sure no one knew you were an active homosexual, correct?
do you need a break?	No.
i'd heard of <u>something</u>. the gay plague, gay cancer, but... we didn't know how you could get it, or that it could kill you.	Do you need a break?
you'd <u>heard</u> of aids in 1984, 85?	I'd heard of <u>something</u>. The gay plague, gay cancer, but... we didn't know how you could get it, or that it could kill you.
that happened once. people weren't talking about aids then, the way we are now. or safe sex.	You'd <u>heard</u> of AIDS in 1984, 85?
but you <u>were</u> having anonymous sex in porno theaters in 1984 and 1985?	That happened once. People weren't talking about AIDS then, the way we are now. Or safe sex.
it's impossible to know exactly when or how i was infected with hiv.	But you <u>were</u> having anonymous sex in porno theaters in 1984 and 1985?
were you aware in 1984 or 1985 that there was a fatal disease out there, called aids, and that you could contract it through sexual activity?	It's impossible to know exactly when or how I was infected with HIV.
i guess it was 1984, 85.	Were you aware in 1984 or 1985 that there was a fatal disease out there, called AIDS, and that you could contract it through sexual activity?
when? approximately what year did this event take place?	I guess it was 1984, 85.
do men have sex with each other in that theater?	Yes.
yes.	Do men have sex with each other in that theater?
gay <u>pornographic</u> movies?	Yes.
gay movies.	Gay <u>pornographic</u> movies?
what kind of movies do they show there?	Gay movies.
not unnecessary ones.	Have you ever been to the Apollo Cinema on Sansom Street?
in general. do you take risks in other areas of your life?	Not unnecessary ones.
in my work? yes. calculated risks. you have to.	In general. Do you take risks in other areas of your life?
do you take risks?	In my work? Yes. Calculated risks. You have to.
something like that.	Do you take risks?
you said earlier you aspired to be the kind of person who had "an adventurous spirit." is that correct?	Something like that.
all i know is, you got through your diagnosis fine, like a trooper. but when they fired you... you were so devastated, andy... i don't expect any of my kids to sit in the back of the bus. fight for your rights.	Thanks, Mom... Dad?
mom?	All I know is, you got through your diagnosis fine, like a trooper. But when they fired you... you were so devastated, Andy... I don't expect any of my kids to sit in the back of the bus. Fight for your rights.
where's dad?	He's out in his shed showing your uncle his new riding mower.
ancient. how do you think i feel? put that thing down and give me a hug.  andrew, stop! ... he still doesn't listen.	Where's Dad?
hi, mom. how do you feel on your fortieth anniversary?	Ancient. How do you think I feel? Put that thing down and give me a hug.  Andrew, stop! ... He still doesn't listen.
gillman says i'm fine. my blood work is excellent. t-cells are up. just a sec ...  yes, i think that would alleviate most of our concerns.  my platelets look good too.	Are you on one of those conference calls? I hate when you put me on hold.
what's dr. gillman say?	Hold on, Mom.  There's no way my client will go along with that.
i'm fine.	What's Dr. Gillman say?
andy! this is a nice surprise. how are you, hon?	I'm fine.
hi, mom. it's me.	Andy! This is a nice surprise. How are you, hon?
hello?	Hi, Mom. It's me.
yes. i'm now in charge of the paralegal department.	Thank you.
were you recently promoted?	Yes. I'm now in charge of the paralegal department.
yes.	Were you recently promoted?
miss burton? do you still work at wyant wheeler?	Yes.
he was losing weight. he looked kind of tired sometimes. but he was working so hard... still, i felt something was wrong.  and i can't believe <u>they're</u> saying they didn't notice anything.	Objection.
i said my earrings <u>are</u> american. they're african-american.	Thank you. No more questions.
what did you say?	I said my earrings <u>are</u> American. They're African-American.
apparently, mr. wheeler felt they were too... "ethnic" is the word she used. she said he would like it if i wore something smaller, less garish, and... more "american."	What did you say?
your earrings?	Apparently, Mr. Wheeler felt they were too... "ethnic" is the word she used. She said he would like it if I wore something smaller, less garish, and... more "American."
well... one time, mr. wheeler's secretary, lydia, told me mr. wheeler had a problem with my earrings.	Your earrings?
in what way?	Well... One time, Mr. Wheeler's secretary, Lydia, told me Mr. Wheeler had a problem with my earrings.
yes.	In what way?
no. have you ever felt discriminated against, at wyant wheeler?	Yes.
is that a question?	No. Have you ever felt discriminated against, at Wyant Wheeler?
ms. burton. you're black.	Is that a question?
we object, your honor. it would unfairly influence the jury.	Your Honor, if Mr. Beckett was forced by his illness to use a wheelchair, would the defense ask him to park it outside? We're talking about AIDS, we're talking about lesions. Let's <u>see</u> what we're talking about.
objection!	I'll withdraw it. Mr. Beckett? Were you living with Miguel Alvarez in 1984 or 1985 when you had your anonymous sexual encounter in the porn theater?
objection!	I'll withdraw.  You were aware, when you worked with Maria Torres, that she had AIDS, correct?
objection!	I'll rephrase.  Did you have anything to do with this file being... misplaced?
and, when lawyers break the law, when this society loses respect for the law, when that day comes, our cherished institutions will be burned to the ground, and our children and grandchildren will live like savages.	Fact. Andrew Beckett performed at a consistently mediocre level. Fact. He made a grievous error on a multi-million dollar lawsuit... Fact. He claims he is the victim of lies and deceit. Fact. Andrew Beckett lied to his employers, going to great efforts to conceal his disease from them. Fact. He was successful in his duplicity. The partners at Wyant Wheeler did <u>not</u> know Andrew Beckett had AIDS when they fired him...
uh.... no. not really.	Or unprotected sex with someone you didn't know very well, any time during the last twelve years.
unprotected sex with a prostitute.	Uh.... No. Not really.
get real.	Unprotected sex with a prostitute.
a homosexual encounter.	Get real.
not by touching, or shaking hands, or hugging, using the same toilet... even kissing someone with aids is safe. but it there's something in your past you're worried about...	Thanks, Doc, but I don't need an AIDS test. Are you crazy? But thanks for the information. Really.
it doesn't travel through the air, by breathing, or touching, right?	Not by touching, or shaking hands, or hugging, using the same toilet... Even kissing someone with AIDS is safe. But it there's something in your past you're worried about...
right.	It doesn't travel through the air, by breathing, or touching, right?
the guy sat in my office! you can't get aids that way, right?	Right.
you want to give me an aids <u>test</u>?!	The guy sat in my office! You can't get AIDS that way, right?
joe. i don't care a whit about your private life.	You want to give me an AIDS <u>test</u>?!
why are we going to do that?	Joe. I don't care a whit about your private life.
we're going to draw blood.	Why are we going to do that?
yeah, but doc, isn't it true they keep finding out new things about this disease? so you tell me, today, there's no danger, and i go home, and i hold my baby, and six months from now i hear on the news: "whoops! we were wrong.' you <u>can</u> carry it on your clothes, your skin, and now i've got to worry about my kid. what are you doing?	We're going to draw blood.
leave that.	Yeah, but Doc, isn't it true they keep finding out new things about this disease? So you tell me, today, there's no danger, and I go home, and I hold my baby, and six months from now I hear on the news: "whoops! We were wrong.' You <u>can</u> carry it on your clothes, your skin, and now I've got to worry about my kid. What are you doing?
right.	Leave that.
the hiv virus can only be transmitted through the exchange of bodily fluids, namely blood and semen.	Right.
you had contact with someone who has aids, and you're worried.	I'm not worried. What are you doing?
five months ago you characterized andrew beckett as caviar and now you're calling him a cheeseburger. your standards have shifted a great deal, and i'd like to know why you've changed your mind.	Since that time I've devoted more thought to the subject, and that's how I feel now.
i might.	Five months ago you characterized Andrew Beckett as caviar and now you're calling him a cheeseburger. Your standards have shifted a great deal, and I'd like to know why you've changed your mind.
it's a long way between being overwhelmed and being satisfied. a cheeseburger may be satisfying whereas caviar and champagne and roast duck and baked alaska for dessert might be considered overwhelming. do you agree?	I might.
it satisfied me.	It's a long way between being overwhelmed and being satisfied. A cheeseburger may be satisfying whereas caviar and champagne and roast duck and baked Alaska for dessert might be considered overwhelming. Do you agree?
did that thrill, impress and overwhelm you?	It satisfied me.
we won.	Did that thrill, impress and overwhelm you?
okay, mr. laird. explain this to me like i'm a four year old: did andrew beckett win your lawsuit for you or not?	We won.
i may have said something like that. but that's not how i feel at this moment.	Okay, Mr. Laird. Explain this to me like I'm a four year old: Did Andrew Beckett win your lawsuit for you or not?
according to the deposition, you said you were "thrilled, impressed, overwhelmed" by the quality of andrew beckett's work. do you remember saying that?	I may have said something like that. But that's not how I feel at this moment.
that's correct.	According to the deposition, you said you were "thrilled, impressed, overwhelmed" by the quality of Andrew Beckett's work. Do you remember saying that?
mr. laird, when i approached you about being a witness at this trial, and you agreed, you gave sworn testimony in a deposition. is that correct?	That's correct.
were you pleased with his work?	We were satisfied.
that's correct.	Were you pleased with his work?
but, andrew beckett was in charge of litigation for the suit.	That's correct.
wyant wheeler represented us.	But, Andrew Beckett was in charge of litigation for the suit.
andrew beckett represented your company in a lawsuit in 1990, is that correct?	Wyant Wheeler represented us.
what kind of people?	People who want to bend the rules...
sometimes it seems like society is <u>run</u> by these kinds of people.	What kind of people?
explain to me, if you can, mr. wheeler, explain this to me like i'm a ten year-old. this trial is not about a disease, is that what you're saying? <u>not</u> about your understandable, if unfounded, fear of catching aids through casual contact with someone who has it? you're saying, this trial is about andrew beckett's character. am i getting this right?	Yes, character. To the extent that it affects a person's ability to do a great job.
but he's got lots of other people's lives to ruin...	... we've got a committee meeting.
and i hate to rush you out of here, but...	But he's got lots of other people's lives to ruin...
we don't think it's fair to keep you here, where your future is limited. but we wish you luck, andy, all the luck in the world.	And I hate to rush you out of here, but...
in a word, yes.	We don't think it's fair to keep you here, where your future is limited. But we wish you luck, Andy, all the luck in the world.
let's put it this way, andy: your place in the future of this firm is no longer secure.	In a word, yes.
andy. before we begin, i'd just like to say: everyone in this room is your friend.	You're in trouble.
you're the asshole, buddy.	Get a life.
fuck you! you want to kick my ass? you want to try?  asshole.	You're the asshole, buddy.
don't you know this is exactly the kind of bullshit that makes people hate you guys?	Fuck you! You want to kick my ass? You want to try?  Asshole.
take it as a compliment. geesh.	Don't you know this is exactly the kind of bullshit that makes people hate you guys?
relax? i ought to kick your faggoty little ass for you!	Take it as a compliment. Geesh.
do i look gay to you? relax.	Relax? I ought to kick your faggoty little ass for you!
what's the matter with you? do i look gay to you?	Do I look gay to you? Relax.
aren't you?	What's the matter with you? Do I look gay to you?
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... do you think... ? you think <u>i'm</u>...  ... gay?	Aren't you?
would you like to have a drink with me? i just finished a game, i could use a beer.  i don't pick up people in drug stores every day.	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... do you think... ? You think <u>I'm</u>...  ... gay?
great.	Would you like to have a drink with me? I just finished a game, I could use a beer.  I don't pick up people in drug stores every day.
second.	Great.
good school. what year?	Second.
i'll see you in an hour, max.	Night, honey.
did i ever tell you, i hate costume parties?	My lettuce is wilting.
okay, so... help me with this one, joe... is it disgusting for someone to put his dick into someone's mouth? or, is it disgusting for someone to take a dick into <u>their</u> mouth?	Great, Lisa. Thank you.
lisa, c'mon. one guy sticking his dick in another guy's mouth? it's disgusting.	Okay, so... help me with this one, Joe... Is it disgusting for someone to put his dick into someone's mouth? Or, is it disgusting for someone to take a dick into <u>their</u> mouth?
two men making love... ? now tell me again... <u>why</u> is that disgusting?	Lisa, c'mon. One guy sticking his dick in another guy's mouth? It's disgusting.
yeah... ?	Two men making love... ? Now tell me again... <u>why</u> is that disgusting?
joe?	Yeah... ?
have you changed your aftershave?	Very funny. I had a box of Pampers under my arm for Chrissake!
is there some kind of expression i've picked up from beckett?! some kind of fairy attitude i've unconsciously adopted?! am i walking different?! some kind of vocal thing?! have i picked up some kind of homo <u>vibe</u>?!	Have you changed your aftershave?
don't know, joe.	Is there some kind of expression I've picked up from Beckett?! Some kind of fairy attitude I've unconsciously adopted?! Am I walking different?! Some kind of vocal thing?! Have I picked up some kind of homo <u>vibe</u>?!
that's perfectly clear.	Would you take a client if you were constantly thinking: "I hope this guy doesn't touch me. I don't even want him to <u>breathe</u> on me?"
and the way they work out, pumping up, so they can be macho and faggot at the same time... i can't <u>stand</u> that shit. now i'm being totally honest with you.	That's perfectly clear.
fine, joe.	And the way they work out, pumping up, so they can be macho and faggot at the same time... I can't <u>stand</u> that shit. Now I'm being totally honest with you.
i mean, two guys, doing the horizontal thing? i don't get it. don't they get confused? "is that mine? i thought it was yours." hey, call me old fashioned, call me conservative... i think maybe you have to be a man to get just how nauseating the whole basic idea really is.	Fine, Joe.
okay, joe...	I mean, two guys, doing the horizontal thing? I don't get it. Don't they get confused? "Is that mine? I thought it was yours." Hey, call me old fashioned, call me conservative... I think maybe you have to be a man to get just how nauseating the whole basic idea really is.
allright. i admit it: i'm prejudiced. i don't want to work with a homosexual. you got me.	Okay, Joe...
probably since she was born.	Allright. I admit it: I'm prejudiced. I don't want to work with a homosexual. You got me.
since when?	Probably since she was born.
duh...	Since when?
your aunt teresa is gay? that beautiful, sensuous woman is a... <u>lesbian</u>?	Duh...
karen berman. aunt teresa. my cousin tommy who lives in rochester. eddie meyers from the office. joe cantwell, he's one of the partners. his lover, greg. stanley, the guy who's putting in our kitchen cabinets.	Your Aunt Teresa is gay? That beautiful, sensuous woman is a... <u>lesbian</u>?
who?	Karen Berman. Aunt Teresa. My cousin Tommy who lives in Rochester. Eddie Meyers from the office. Joe Cantwell, he's one of the partners. His lover, Greg. Stanley, the guy who's putting in our kitchen cabinets.
lots.	Who?
how many do you know?	Lots.
how many gays do you know?	How many do you know?
not especially.	How many gays do you know?
you have a problem with gays, joe.	Not especially.
you load the film... ? no, on this side... or this side? don't move the baby!	Give me the camera, Joe.
now that you mention it...	Tell Iris all about it.  Take good care of Mrs. Finley, Iris.  Beckett, come in.
of course you have a case! now, i want you to go with my assistant, iris, and fill out some forms. she'll tell you about our fee arrangement.  mrs. finley? any back pain since the accident? dizziness? nightmares?	Now that you mention it...
yeah. do i have a case?	Of course you have a case! Now, I want you to go with my assistant, Iris, and fill out some forms. She'll tell you about our fee arrangement.  Mrs. Finley? Any back pain since the accident? Dizziness? Nightmares?
why didn't you cross at the crosswalk?	Why should I?
right.	Why didn't you cross at the crosswalk?
but didn't you avoid contact with ms. torres, after you found out she had aids? she says you acted repulsed by her and you avoided her, is that correct?	I felt, and still feel, nothing but the deepest sympathy and compassion for people like Maria, who have contracted this terrible disease through no fault of their own.
i <u>know</u> the difference. that doesn't mean i'm always able to recognize the difference.	But didn't you avoid contact with Ms. Torres, after you found out she had AIDS? She says you acted repulsed by her and you avoided her, is that correct?
so you are aware of the difference between a lesion and a bruise, is that correct?	I <u>know</u> the difference. That doesn't mean I'm always able to recognize the difference.
<u>she</u> didn't try to conceal it.	So you are aware of the difference between a lesion and a bruise, is that correct?
yes, we did.	Like firing Andrew Beckett taught <u>him</u> a lesson?
you taught him a lesson.	Yes, we did.
we stuck his head in the latrine, after ten of us had used it.	You taught him a lesson.
how did you do that?	We stuck his head in the latrine, after ten of us had used it.
yeah. but we took care of him.	How did you do that?
going on... like...?	Like... two sailors playing hide the salami.
so during those long voyages, months at a time, out to sea, no women in sight, a hundred, hardworking, robust, young men, in the prime of their life, at the peak of their natural appetites, desires, their god- given, hormonal <u>instincts</u>... anything going on?	Going on... like...?
not when i was in the navy.	So during those long voyages, months at a time, out to sea, no women in sight, a hundred, hardworking, robust, young men, in the prime of their life, at the peak of their natural appetites, desires, their god- given, hormonal <u>instincts</u>... Anything going on?
any women on board?	Not when I was in the Navy.
anywhere from two weeks, to several months.	Any women on board?
whoa, whoa...  what do you expect them to say, you're alan dershowitz?	A trial takes <u>time</u>, Beckett. Do you know what I'm saying?
your honor? may i have ten minutes in re-direct?	Beckett?
this would be a good time to break for the day...	Your Honor? May I have ten minutes in re-direct?
let's continue.	You had one guy "like that?"
with all due respect, your honor... we don't live in this courtroom, do we?	No. We don't... However, as regards this witness, I'm going to sustain the defense's objection.
in this courtroom, mr. miller, justice is blind. to matters of race, creed, color, religion. and sexual orientation.	With all due respect, Your Honor... We don't live in this courtroom, do we?
based on what my client would have earned over the next three years, including benefits and projected raises, and the extraordinary cost of medical care for someone with acquired immune deficiency syndrome... we would settle today for the very fair amount of one million five hundred thousand dollars.	Very good, Joe. Now, Belinda, I've got a figure over here, of one million, five. I...
reinstatement at full salary. back pay covering the period of unemployment and...	Hold it, Joe.  He wants to come back to work, Chuck.
by god you <u>will</u> settle it! if you force this case to trial, young man, you'll regret it for the rest of your natural-born days... now, joseph. what would you require to settle this matter today?	Reinstatement at full salary. Back pay covering the period of unemployment and...
if it please your honor, we <u>hope</u> to settle this matter.	By God you <u>will</u> settle it! If you force this case to trial, young man, you'll regret it for the rest of your natural-born days... Now, Joseph. What would you require to settle this matter today?
i'll take that under consideration, your honor.	On behalf of the defendants?
i've seen your television commercials. "if you or anyone you know has been injured through the fault of others... it should say, "through the <u>negligence</u> of others."	I'll take that under consideration, Your Honor.
joseph miller, your honor. macready and shilts legal services.	I've seen your television commercials. "If you or anyone you know has been injured through the fault of others... It should say, "through the <u>negligence</u> of others."
attorney for the plaintiff?	Joseph Miller, Your Honor. Macready and Shilts Legal Services.
... to suit their personal desires, and the rest of us have to live with it.	You have to make a decision: is this guy partner material?
you'll be sorry, beckett.	Andy, you don't want this.
wait a minute. the man was fired for incompetence, not because he has aids. you didn't know he was sick, did you, bob?	Holy Shit. Did you, Bob?
andrew brought aids into our offices, into our men's room. he brought aids to our annual goddamn family picnic.	We ought to be suing him.
julius!	Dr. J.!
andy. it seems that something has come over you, lately: a kind of... stupor, a fogginess, a lack of focus... earth to andy. anybody home?	Helloooo...
it's good to be king, hey charles?	Kings are out of fashion. I'd rather be thought of as a benevolent tyrant.  It's an anti-trust action.
... but we shouldn't have fired him...	... It's time to get this society back on track!
... but now, we're standing up for ourselves...	... But we shouldn't have fired him...
i didn't tell the others, i was afraid to...	... But now, we're standing up for ourselves...
charles...	If you feel differently, Bob, you should say so, when you're called to the stand. After all, this isn't a conspiracy.
very interesting, bob. let's make a note of that. andy didn't lose the complaint in his computer. he never put it in. he lied about that, too.	Charles...
... keep them from that area, on grounds of relevancy.  what, bob?	No matter how hard I try, I can't lose a file in my computer.
i've discovered something interesting, charles.	... keep them from that area, on grounds of relevancy.  What, Bob?
he was doing a great job.	Bob. I must ask you to shut the fuck up. Did Andrew Beckett say "I might not be able to serve our clients to the <u>best of my ability</u>?" He said nothing. And now, Andrew Beckett proposes to haul me into a court of law, to sling accusations at me, in full view of the entire, Philadelphia, judicial establishment. My God.
bob. you're trying my patience. andrew beckett is making his private life our business. we gave him kronos. did he say, "i'm sick. i might not be able to see this through?"	He was doing a great job.
that's kind of... extreme, walt. andy's private life is none of our business.	Bob. You're trying my patience. Andrew Beckett is making his private life our business. We gave him Kronos. Did he say, "I'm sick. I might not be able to see this through?"
what deviant groups or organizations did he secretly belong to?  what is it, bob?!	Let's settle with Andy and put this whole tragic mess behind us.
charles...	What deviant groups or organizations did he secretly belong to?  What is it, Bob?!
what about other homosexual facilities, whatever they are?	Charles...
jesus.	What about other homosexual facilities, whatever they are?
... interview every employee, support staff, associates, partners. did <u>any</u> of them know andy was sick? <u>how</u> did they know? did he tell them? did they notice something was wrong with his appearance? none of this information got to the managing partners. we know that. make sure everyone else does too... and beckett: i want to know everything about his personal life. did he frequent those pathetic bars on camac street?	Jesus.
not sure where to go. i was just runnin' away when this whole thing started.  where you goin'?	Not sure. I was just runnin' away when this whole thing....
probably okay to talk to me now.	Not sure where to go. I was just runnin' away when this whole thing started.  Where you goin'?
you came for us....	Yeah, yeah -- we're all fuckin' amazed. Anyone not ready for this?
what? what is it?	It's a fucking staircase! Go over it! GO OVER IT!
gonna lose everybody out here....	He died fast. And if we got any choice, that's the way we should all go out.  Don't you cry for Johns. Don't you dare.
don't wanna miss this.	Lookit. Lookit!
you mean...tonight? with all those things still out there?	Oh, sure. Why not? Sounds like a hoot.
oh, lord....	It was just somebody else. From the crash. He was just....
okay, it was me. what'd i do now?	Assailing my fragile sense of security, that's what.
tell me that was you.	Okay, it was me. What'd I do now?
<u>what</u>?	Tell me that was you.
audrey? oh, audrey....	<u>What</u>?
three full bottles. but almost time to refill.	Doesn't seem like enough to turn back on, does it?
what're they doing? what're <u>we</u> --	Leave the sled, let's go, go, go!
bring the light!	What're they doing? What're <u>we</u> --
i didn't want you to leave me there... back at the ship...that's why i didn't say anything....	No, we'd never....Oh, God, honey, you shoulda told me sooner.
bottle-count.	Four fulls, one half. That mean we're halfway there? I hope?
liquid oxygen canisters inside. start ripping them out. quick hits only -- try to make it last.	Well, is someone coming for us? Or are we all just gonna die of exposure or dehydration or sunstroke or maybe even something worse?  Hey, you don't have to worry about scaring me.
you barely know them.	But I'm human. I know you view that as a weakness, but I'm sorry -- I <u>do</u> feel fear, theirs too. Goddamnit, Riddick -- yes. I would die for them.
i would try for them.	You barely know them.
you'd die for them?	I would try for them.
but they...they could still be....	No one's gonna blame you. C'mon. Take my hand and save yourself, Carolyn.
just give me your hand.	But they...they could still be....
don't do this to me....	Just give me your hand.
here. make it easy on you.	Don't do this to me....
i can't....i can't....	Here. Make it easy on you.
step aboard, carolyn.	I can't....I can't....
no, you see, i <u>promised</u> them...i have to...i have to go and....	Step aboard, Carolyn.
'course i am -- but doesn't mean i won't leave you here. if you believe anything about me, better be that.	No, you see, I <u>promised</u> them...I have to...I have to go and....
you're fuckin' with me. i know you are.	'Course I am -- but doesn't mean I won't leave you here. If you believe anything about me, better be that.
they're already dead. get on board.	You're fuckin' with me. I know you are.
got a better idea. come with <u>me</u>.	They're already dead. Get on board.
just come with me!	Got a better idea. Come with <u>me</u>.
<u>i trusted you</u>, riddick. goddamn, i trusted that some part of you wanted to rejoin the human race.	Truthfully? I wouldn't know how.
confusin' me with johns now -- fear was <u>his</u> monkey. i only deal in life and death. all that stuff in between? some shade of grey my eyes don't see.	<u>I trusted you</u>, Riddick. Goddamn, I trusted that some part of you wanted to rejoin the human race.
what, you're afraid?	Confusin' me with Johns now -- fear was <u>his</u> monkey. I only deal in life and death. All that stuff in between? Some shade of grey my eyes don't see.
think you've mistaken me for somebody who gives a fuck.	What, you're afraid?
i promised them we'd go back with more light. and that's exactly what we're gonna do..	Think you've mistaken me for somebody who gives a fuck.
you're not leaving. not until we go back for the others.	I promised them we'd go back with more light. And that's exactly what we're gonna do..
strong survival instinct. admire that in a woman.	You're not leaving. Not until we go back for the others.
tell me the settlement is right there! riddick, please!	We can't make it.
riddick? how close?	Tell me the settlement is right there! RIDDICK, PLEASE!
so where the hell's god now, huh?  i'll tell you where! he's up there pissing on me!	Riddick? How close?
you sure you can keep --	As fast as you can.
as fast as you can.	You sure you can keep --
we're just here to carry your light, aren't we? just the torch-bearers.	Let's drop back an' boot up.
one or two.	Audrey?
how many you see?	One or two.
get out of our way.	So everybody huddles together till the lights burn out? Until you can't see what's eating you? That the big plan?
back to the ship, huh?	Get out of our way.
what about her?	What it's gonna be like when we hit that canyon. With her bleeding.
canyon ahead. i circled once to buy some time to think.	Think about what?
<u>listen</u>.	Canyon ahead. I circled once to buy some time to think.
riddick? what the hell are you --	<u>Listen</u>.
what do you see? riddick?	Hunger. I see 60 years of hunger.
where are the sand-cat tracks? why aren't we still following them?	Saw something I didn't like.
we can, can't we? trust you?	Actually...  That's what I been askin' myself.
been a long time since anyone's trusted me. that's somethin' right there.	We can, can't we? Trust you?
nobody's gonna turn a murderer loose. i fuckin' knew better.	Been a long time since anyone's trusted me. That's somethin' right there.
but i just wanted to say --	Nobody's gonna turn a murderer loose. I fuckin' knew better.
had it with deals.	But I just wanted to say --
riddick...was thinkin' we should make some kind of deal. just in case, you know, this actually --	Had it with deals.
why, what'd you hear?	Well, guess if it was trickeration he'd just do me, huh? Then again...I am worth twice as much alive.  Didn't know? Johns ain't a cop. Oh, he's got that shiny badge an' all, but nah -- he's just a merc and I'm just a payday. That's why he won't kill me. The creed is greed.
i asked what <u>you</u> thought.	You scare me, Riddick. That's what you wanna hear, isn't it? There, I admit it, Can I get back to work now?
entered our minds.	I asked what <u>you</u> thought.
an' now you're worried about a repeat of history?	Entered our minds.
i got the quick-and-ugly version.	An' now you're worried about a repeat of history?
strange, not doin' a run-up on the main drive yet.  strange unless he told you the particulars of my escape.	I got the quick-and-ugly version.
they're coming.	Strange, not doin' a run-up on the main drive yet.  Strange unless he told you the particulars of my escape.
power cells.	They're coming.
then where is he? he's not in the hole. we looked.	Look deeper.
fairly fuckin' ironic, wouldn't you say? slamlight's so dim that you go and get your eyeballs taken out and shined up -- then you wind up here. three ass-kick suns.  maybe i did do a few people. but not this one. no ma'am, not this time.	Then where is he? He's not in the hole. We looked.
heard about it. just never seen it.	Fairly fuckin' ironic, wouldn't you say? Slamlight's so dim that you go and get your eyeballs taken out and shined up -- then you wind up here. Three ass-kick suns.  Maybe I did do a few people. But not this one. No ma'am, not this time.
slam doctor. well, we called him "doctor."	Heard about it. Just never seen it.
you did this? to yourself?	Slam doctor. Well, we called him "doctor."
all you people are so scared of me -- an' most days, i'd take that as a compliment -- but it ain't me you gotta worry about now.	Show me your eyes.
what whispers?	The ones tellin' me to go for the sweet spot -- just to the left of the spine, fourth lumbar down. The abdominal aorta. What a gusher. Had a cup on his belt, so I used it to catch a little run-off. Metallic taste to it, human blood. Coppery. But if you cut it with peppermint schnapps, that goes away. Course, that's more for winter. Summertime, I take mine straight.
'mean the whispers?	What whispers?
tell me about the sounds. you told them you heard something right before....  if you don't talk to me, johns'll take another crack at it -- at your skull.	'Mean the whispers?
what, switch what?	I think I twisted my ankle running backwards like that. And I'm not sure I can....  Okay, that's a lie. I just don't want to be alone back there anymore. If you could just give me a few minutes up front here --
can we switch?	What, switch what?
let's move.  just a detour. he'll get us there.	Can we switch?
i hate to kill a beautiful theory with an ugly fact, but that sand-cat won't run at night.	We'll have to carry the cells...drag them...whatever it takes.
possibly.	Awright. So maybe we'll have enough light.
those umbrellas, the ones that mist. would they burn?  if you got a receipt?	Possibly.
not sure. ten?	Those umbrellas, the ones that mist. Would they burn?  If you got a receipt?
how many bottles?	Not sure. Ten?
spirits. anything over 45 proof burns well.	How many bottles?
...one cutting torch...one handlight here, two more in the cabin...i <u>think</u> two more....	Spirits. Anything over 45 proof burns well.
like the light is scalding it.	It hurts them. Light actually hurts them....
there....	Like the light is scalding it.
christ, you don't know what's out there!	I know what's in here!
just a suggestion, but perhaps we should flee.	Cargo hold, everyone in the cargo hold. lesgo, lesgo, lesgo.
what do my eyes see?	It's starting....
this is it? booze? <u>that's</u> what you have to drink?	200-year-old single-malt scotch is to "booze" as foie gras is to "duck guts."
we cannot go through there....	How much you weigh right now, Fry? Huh?
-- tried to kill us in our sleep. paris had it right -- we <u>are</u> disposable. we're just walking ghosts to her.	Would you RAG YOUR STUPID HOLE!
just shut up, okay?	-- tried to kill us in our sleep. Paris had it right -- we <u>are</u> disposable. We're just walking ghosts to her.
-- she tried to blow the whole fucking passenger cabin, tried to kill us --	Just shut up, okay?
this does not help us, johns.	-- she tried to blow the whole fucking passenger cabin, tried to kill us --
are you fucking high again? just listen to --	No, no, you're right, Fry. What's to be afraid of? My life is a steamin' pile of meaningless toadshit anyhow. So I say mush on! Canyon's only couple hundred meters, after that we're in Skiff City! So why don't you just butch up, stuff a cork in that kid, and get --
i dunno. nice breeze, wide open spaces -- you know, i'm startin' to enjoy myself out here.	Are you fucking high again? Just listen to --
i was wrong. i admit it. my bad, okay? now let's just go back to the ship.	I dunno. Nice breeze, wide open spaces -- you know, I'm startin' to enjoy myself out here.
hey, <u>you're</u> the one who got me out here, turned me into a goddamn sled dog. an' now you 'spect me to go back like a <u>whipped</u> dog?	I was wrong. I admit it. My bad, okay? Now let's just go back to the ship.
we aren't completely stupid.	Stay in the light! Everybody! Stay in the fucking --
so you noticed too?	Riddick. <u>Riddick</u>.
you give him the cells and the ship -- and he will leave you. he will leave you all out there to die.	I don't get it, Johns. What is so goddamn valuable in your life that you're worried about losing? Huh? Is there anything at all? Besides your next hype?  Got no right to be so scared. Neither one of us.
we're just burnin' light here.	You give him the cells and the ship -- and he will leave you. He will leave you all out there to die.
he'll lead you over the first cliff. you know that, don't you?	We're just burnin' light here.
79 kilos.	Because you're 79 kilos of gutless white meat, and <u>that's</u> why you can't come up with a better plan.
how much?	79 kilos.
what the hell's it matter?	How much?
how much you weigh, johns?	What the hell's it matter?
hey. why don't you rag your hole for two seconds and let someone else come up with a plan that doesn't involve mass suicide?	How much you weigh, Johns?
for your own fear.	Hey. Why don't you rag your hole for two seconds and let someone else come up with a plan that doesn't involve MASS SUICIDE?
smoke screen for what?	For your own fear.
oh, don't use her like that, for a smoke screen.	Smoke screen for what?
look, we gotta think about everyone now -- the kid especially. how scared is she gonna be out there?	Oh, don't use her like that, for a smoke screen.
oh, lady. if you're in your right mind, i pray you go insane.	We can stick to the plan. If we get four cells back to the skiff, we're off this rock.
stop it, stop it, stop it!	'Sokay, 'sokay. I killed it.
my first run-in with riddick. went for the sweet-spot and missed. they had to leave a piece of the shiv in there. i can feel it, sometimes, pressing against the cord.  so maybe the care and feeding of my nerve-endings is my business.	You coulda helped. And you didn't.
anything <u>else</u> we should know about you, johns? christ, here i am lettin' you play games with our lives when --	My first run-in with Riddick. Went for the sweet-spot and missed. They had to leave a piece of the shiv in there. I can feel it, sometimes, pressing against the cord.  So maybe the care and feeding of my nerve-endings is my business.
owens was already dead. his brain just hadn't caught on to that fact.	Anything <u>else</u> we should know about you, Johns? Christ, here I am lettin' you play games with our lives when --
<u>you</u> made it a problem when you let owens die like that. when you had enough drugs to knock out a fucking mule-team.	Owens was already dead. His brain just hadn't caught on to that fact.
not a problem unless you're gonna make --	<u>You</u> made it a problem when you let Owens die like that. When you had enough drugs to knock out a fucking mule-team.
and here you got two mornings every day. wow, were you <u>born</u> lucky?	Not a problem unless you're gonna make --
you have a little caffeine in the morning, i have a little morphine. so what?	And here you got two mornings every day. Wow, were you <u>born</u> lucky?
never said you were a hype, either.	You have a little caffeine in the morning, I have a little morphine. So what?
i never said i was.	Never said you were a hype, either.
you're not a real cop, are you? just some mercenary who goes around talkin' about the law like --	I never said I was.
dancin' on razor blades here...	I won't give him a chance to grab another ship -- or to slash another pilot's throat.
he's a murderer. the law says he's gotta do his bid.	Dancin' on razor blades here...
you know, he hasn't harmed any of us. far as i can tell, he hasn't even lied to us. just stick to the deal, johns. let him go if that's what it --	He's a murderer. The law says he's gotta do his bid.
-- we need a fail-safe. bring the cells over at the last possible minute -- when the wings are ready, when we <u>know</u> we're ready to launch.	You know, he hasn't harmed any of us. Far as I can tell, he hasn't even lied to us. Just stick to the deal, Johns. Let him go if that's what it --
you mean, if he learns that you're gonna royally fuck him over.	-- we need a fail-safe. Bring the cells over at the last possible minute -- when the wings are ready, when we <u>know</u> we're ready to launch.
may've noticed chains don't work on this guy. only way we're truly safe is if he believes he's goin' free. but if he <u>stops</u> believin' --	You mean, if he learns that you're gonna royally fuck him over.
oh, this is a dangerous game you're playing, johns.	May've noticed chains don't work on this guy. Only way we're truly safe is if he believes he's goin' free. But if he <u>stops</u> believin' --
that's what i said.	Oh, this is a dangerous game you're playing, Johns.
you said we were going to trust him now. you said there was a deal.	That's what I said.
he also figured out how to kill the pilot, fry.	You said we were going to trust him now. You said there was a deal.
okay, maybe that's a <u>good</u> thing. maybe i can use him to help with --	He also figured out how to kill the pilot, Fry.
hijacked a prison transport, made a helluva good run 'fore i tracked him down.	Okay, maybe that's a <u>good</u> thing. Maybe I can use him to help with --
he can pilot?	Hijacked a prison transport, made a helluva good run 'fore I tracked him down.
we're not sure <u>when</u> it happens, so let's not --	<u>Get the fucking cells over here</u>, Johns. What's the discussion?
wait for what? until it's so dark we can't even find our way back to --	We're not sure <u>when</u> it happens, so let's not --
let's wait on the power cells.	Wait for what? Until it's so dark we can't even find our way back to --
...need those cells from the crash ship. shit, still gotta check out the hull, patch the wings --	Let's wait on the power cells.
60 years ago.	Wha'?
let's board this up and get the hell gone. they seem to stick to the dark, so if we stick to daylight, should be all --	60 years ago.
rag it, riddick. nobody wants your theories on --	So what happened? Where are they, then?
15 6-gigs here...90 gigs total...other ship carries 20-gig cells, so...five. five total to launch.	25 kilos each, huh?
how many?	15 6-gigs here...90 gigs total...other ship carries 20-gig cells, so...five. Five total to launch.
okay, that should buy us a sys-check. but we'll need more cells.	How many?
little ratty-ass.	Nothing we can't repair -- so long as the electrical adapts.
you said it, not me. let's just not let one bad call lead to another.	Thanks for the tip, Johns.
what, you think i'm doin' this to prove something?	You said it, not me. Let's just not let one bad call lead to another.
hey. bein' ballsy with your life now doesn't change what came before -- it's just stupid.	What, you think I'm doin' this to prove something?
nobody else is going down but me, okay?	Hey. Bein' ballsy with your life now doesn't change what came before -- it's just stupid.
thought you didn't believe his story.	I don't. But that ground looked none too stable, and I don't want anyone --
well, don't ask me to.	Thought you didn't believe his story.
<u>we're gonna find the body</u>, johns. christ, you're a cop. why am i tellin' you this? we gotta go down and find it.	Well, don't ask me to.
i <u>am</u> sure. look, murders aside, riddick belongs in the asshole hall of fame. he loves the jaw-jackin', loves making you afraid, 'cuz that's all he has. and you're playing right into --	<u>We're gonna find the body</u>, Johns. Christ, you're a cop. Why am I tellin' you this? We gotta go down and find it.
let's just be sure.	I <u>am</u> sure. Look, murders aside, Riddick belongs in the Asshole Hall of Fame. He loves the jaw-jackin', loves making you afraid, 'cuz that's all he has. And you're playing right into --
i <u>know</u> what happened -- he went off on the guy, buried him on the hill somewhere, and now he's trying to --	Let's just be sure.
so why isn't it all bloody?	I assume he licked it clean.
sir shiv-a-lot. he likes to cut.	So why isn't it all bloody?
he used that?	Sir Shiv-a-lot. He likes to cut.
...i don't play that...i don't play that so just try again. c'mon, riddick, tell me a better lie....	Ease up, ease up. JOHNS! Just tell me what....
like what?	Like my pistola.
sorry. thought i heard something.	Like what?
shut up.	Sorry. Thought I heard something.
no juice, looks like it's been laid up for years. but we might be able to adapt --	Shut up.
what?	Thought he might be coolin' it in the boneyard -- could either double-back to the ship or slip in behind us. So I left the bottle out as bait.
didn't bite.	What?
so now you know.	Fuck. Guess I'm more glad to be here than I thought.
during the landing...when things were at their worst...owens was at his best. he's the one who wouldn't let the pilot dump the passenger cabin.	So now you know.
you see anybody else here? just between you and me.	During the landing...when things were at their worst...Owens was at his best. He's the one who wouldn't let the pilot dump the passenger cabin.
promise me. swear to me you won't --	You see anybody else here? Just between you and me.
hey. you can tell me, carolyn.	Promise me. Swear to me you won't --
what'd owens mean? 'bout not touching the switch?	Hey. You can tell me, Carolyn.
better keep moving....	What'd Owens mean? 'Bout not touching the switch?
so i noticed. never seen a "captain" quite so ready to leave her ship.	Better keep moving....
no, no, i wanted to get away.	So I noticed. Never seen a "captain" quite so ready to leave her ship.
probably makes it worse. dehydrates you even more.	Probably right.
what?	Tell me it's not a mirage.
thought you found his restraints over there. toward sunset.	Which means he went toward sunrise.
a very good sign.  that's riddick's direction. you do <u>not</u> wanna be caught in the dark with this guy.	Thought you found his restraints over there. Toward sunset.
s'matter?	Little swamp-flu from the Conga system. Never shook it with all this cryo-sleep.
i don't need his life story. is he really that dangerous?	Only around humans.
be my choice. already escaped once from the max-slam facility on --	I don't need his life story. Is he really that dangerous?
we just keep him locked up forever?	Be my choice. Already escaped once from the max-slam facility on --
big evil?	We just keep him locked up forever?
and him?	Big Evil?
amazing. i'm johns.	Carolyn Fry. I'd shake hands, but...
hey, me. over here.	Amazing. I'm Johns.
hey, who?	Hey, me. Over here.
hey.	Hey, who?
what, you're goin' off, too?	Johns is leaving you a gun. Just do me a favor, huh? Get my crewies buried? They were good guys who died bad.
imam. we should leave soon. before nightfall but while it's cooler.	What, you're goin' off, too?
well? is it just the pump?	Ask if anyone has anything in cargo! Anything to drink!
so what the bloody hell happened, anyways?	Somethin' knocked us off-lane. Maybe a rogue comet. Maybe we'll never know.
it's the atmosphere. too much pressure, not enough oxygen. might take a few days to --	So what the bloody hell happened, anyways?
owens!	70 seconds! You still got 70 seconds to level this beast out!
when captain went down, you stepped up -- whether you like it or not. now they train you for this, so --	And there wasn't a simulated cockroach alive within 50 clicks of the simulated crash site! <u>That's</u> how they train you! On a fucking simulator!
company's not here, is it?	When captain went down, you stepped up -- whether you like it or not. Now they train you for this, so --
look, fry. company says we're responsible for every one of those --	Company's not here, is it?
you mean that "load" of passengers?	So what, we should both go down too? Out of sheer fucking nobility?
can't get my nose down...too much load back there....	You mean that "load" of passengers?
fry?	Can't get my nose down...too much load back there....
1550 millibars, dropping 20 mb per minute, shit, we're hemorrhaging air. <u>somethin'</u> took a swipe at us.	Just tell me we're still in the shipping lane. Just show me all those stars, all those bright, beautiful, deep-space....
you hear me? captain's dead. owens too.	Oh, no. Not Owens, not.... Wai', wai', wait. <u>I'm Owens</u>. Right?
i mean, i mean, chrono shows we're 22 weeks out, so gravity wasn't supposed to kick in for another 19. i mean, i mean, i mean, why did i fall <u>at all</u>?	You hear me? Captain's dead. Owens too.
he's dead. cap'n's dead. christ, i was looking right at him when --	I mean, I mean, chrono shows we're 22 weeks out, so gravity wasn't supposed to kick in for another 19. I mean, I mean, I mean, why did I fall <u>at all</u>?
why did i fall on you?	He's dead. Cap'n's dead. Christ, I was looking right at him when --
oh, no. no, no, no....	Rain.
the sled as a shield....	And what about the cells?
i would rather we all stay--	Do what I say. Please.
don't stop, just slow down.  little more space 'tween us and them.	I would rather we all stay--
what?	Don't stop, just slow down.  Little more space 'tween us and them.
imam. slow down.	What?
and you're certain you can find the way back? even in the dark?	No, I'm not. But <u>he</u> can.
they're afraid of our light. that means we don't have to be so afraid of them.	And you're certain you can find the way back? Even in the dark?
hasan?	Riddick?
i saw the cut-marks on the bones. wasn't a natural die-off.	Quiet, please. Everyone.
one is all?	For now.
frightening thought.	We're all on the same hajj now.
chrislam teaches that once in every lifetime should there be a great hajj -- a great pilgrimage. to know god, better, yes, but to know yourself as well.	Frightening thought.
you were on a pilgrimage? to new mecca?	Chrislam teaches that once in every lifetime should there be a great hajj -- a great pilgrimage. To know God, better, yes, but to know yourself as well.
"some prophet guy." and a city man. but he had to travel to the desert -- where there was quiet -- to hear the words of god.	You were on a pilgrimage? To New Mecca?
some prophet guy?	"Some prophet guy." And a city man. But he had to travel to the desert -- where there was quiet -- to hear the words of God.
you know who muhammad was?	Some prophet guy?
so quiet. you get used to the sounds of the ship, then....	You know who Muhammad was?
i don't suppose....	One of the Christian habits we <u>didn't</u> adopt -- perhaps unfortunately. We'll have to wait.
think a soul could get lost there? with all those pilgrim-types?	It's more a place where souls are found, Mr. Riddick.
new mecca....	Think a soul could get lost there? With all those pilgrim-types?
suleiman!	KEEP GOING OR I WILL!
get the girl back under. keep going.	SULEIMAN!
suleiman!	Get the girl back under. Keep going.
he will be with us. nonetheless.	Give my blessing to the girl. She needs a spare.
'cuz you don't spend half your life in lock-down with a horse-bit in your mouth and not believe. and you surely don't start out in a liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around your neck and not believe. oh, absolutely i believe in god. and i absolutely hate the fucker.	He will be with us. Nonetheless.
you <u>don't</u> see.	'Cuz you don't spend half your life in lock-down with a horse-bit in your mouth and not believe. And you surely don't start out in a liquor store trash bin with an umbilical cord wrapped around your neck and not believe. Oh, absolutely I believe in God. And I absolutely hate the fucker.
i see. well, even if you don't believe in god, it doesn't mean he won't be --	You <u>don't</u> see.
and pointless.	I see. Well, even if you don't believe in God, it doesn't mean He won't be --
blessing you like the others.  it's painless.	And pointless.
what're you doin'?	Blessing you like the others.  It's painless.
which half?	You mean....
where's mr. johns?	Which half?
well...we must keep her close, then. here, she'll be safe if we put her between --	There is no "safe."
has anyone seen the young one? ali?	Has anyone checked the coring room?
she's the captain, we should listen to --	Listen to her? <u>Her</u>? When she was willing to sacrifice us all?
we crossed our own tracks.	He's running us 'round in circles. Look for yourself. Look!
oh, trash baby, you're gonna regret this.	Please...this solves nothing...please....
i had the impression...from the model... that the two planets were moving as one. that there would be...a lasting darkness.	Those suns gotta come back <u>sometime</u>. And if these animals really are phobic about light, we just sit tight till then.
we got you...it's okay, it's okay...we got you now....	The child heard you before any of us could even....
"god is great," yes?	I'm born-again.
for what? there is no water. you understand that, don't you?	All deserts have water, somewhere. God shall lead us there.
she's the pilot, she should stay close to the cells.	Oh, so I'm disposable?
very big beads.	Not staying in here another....
well, just a skiff. disposable, really.	Like an emergency life-raft, right?
so just like that. wave your little wand and he's one of us now.	Didn't say that. But least this way I don't have to worry about falling asleep and not wakin' up.
what the hell are these?	Maratha crow-bill war-picks from Northern India. Very rare.
a toast to whatever he just said.	I'll need a receipt for that.  For all these.
king tut's tomb....	Be surprised what these will fetch in the Taurus system. Here. This Wooten here -- easy, easy. Very rare.
...then we saw this.	Anyone else having breathing problems? Aside from me?
just wonderin' if we don't need a bigger piece of chum.	Like who, Mr. Chrislam?
aw, don't tell me you're growin' scruples.	Just wonderin' if we don't need a bigger piece of chum.
what's one more to you? like <u>this</u> is the one that sends you to hell?	Oh, you're a piece of art, Johns. They oughtta hang you in a museum somewhere. Or forget the museum -- maybe they should just hang you.
what, you 'spect <u>me</u> to do it?	What's one more to you? Like <u>this</u> is the one that sends you to Hell?
then let's not name the thanksgiving turkey, okay? i assume you still got a shiv.	What, you 'spect <u>me</u> to do it?
what do you care?	Then let's not name the Thanksgiving turkey, okay? I assume you still got a shiv.
what's her name, anyway?	What do you care?
so which one caught your eye?	Don' look, don' look, don' look....
don't wanna feed these land-sharks -- just keep 'em off our scent.	So which one caught your eye?
nice embellishment.	Don't wanna feed these land-sharks -- just keep 'em off our scent.
<u>trawl</u> with it. there's a cable on the sled. we can drag the body behind us.	Nice embellishment.
sacrifice play. hack up one body, leave it at start of the canyon. like a bucket of chum.	<u>Trawl</u> with it. There's a cable on the sled. We can drag the body behind us.
either way, figure it's something you can grab onto.	Sacrifice play. Hack up one body, leave it at start of the canyon. Like a bucket of chum.
kept calling it "murder" when i did it.	Either way, figure it's something you can grab onto.
look, it's hellified stuff -- but no different than those battlefield doctors when they have to decide who lives and who dies. it's called "triage," okay?	Kept calling it "murder" when I did it.
not if i'm the one.	What if you're one of five?
six of us left. if we could get through that canyon and lose just one, that'd be quite a fucking feat, huh? a good thing, right?	Not if I'm the one.
just realized that, huh?	Six of us left. If we could get through that canyon and lose just one, that'd be quite a fucking feat, huh? A good thing, right?
ain't all of us gonna make it.	Just realized that, huh?
aw, this can't be happening to me....	They been nose-open for her ever since we left. They go off blood.
what're you jaw-jackin' about? girl's not cut.	No. She's not.
about how to kill us and still get these cells to the skiff. goddamnit, we're just doin' the heavy lifting for this prick!	About the girl.
such as.	Hard to tell, sometimes...even for me... but looked like a bunch of those big boys chewin' each other's gonads off. Thought we'd swing wide. Okay by you?
well, what's it look like now?	Looks clear.
said "looks clear."	Well, what's it look like now?
<u>fuck me</u>. you said "clear."	Said "looks clear."
i'm willing to take a cut in pay.	How 'bout a cut in your gut?
think about that reward, johns.	I'm willing to take a cut in pay.
well, you got the big gauge.	Wanna rag your fat mouth?
i'd rather piss glass.	Well, you got the big gauge.
are you fuckin' kidding me?	Not afraid of the dark, are you?
my recommendation: do me. don't take the chance that i'll get shiv-happy on your wannabe ass. ghost me, riddick. would if i were you.	If you were me, I'd kill us both. C'mon, you wanna sit at the grown-up table or not?
only if we both get outta this alive. and there may be a way.	My recommendation: Do me. Don't take the chance that I'll get shiv-happy on your wannabe ass. Ghost me, Riddick. Would if I were you.
you'd cut me loose, boss?	Only if we both get outta this alive. And there may be a way.
truth is, riddick, i'm tired of this head-up shit. i wanna be free of you as much as you wanna be free of me.	You'd cut me loose, Boss?
for what? the honor of goin' back to some asshole of a cell?	Truth is, Riddick, I'm tired of this head-up shit. I wanna be free of you as much as you wanna be free of me.
here's the deal. you work without the chains, without the bit -- without the shivs. you help us get off this rock....	For what? The honor of goin' back to some asshole of a cell?
say that again.	Here's the deal. You work without the chains, without the bit -- without the shivs. You help us get off this rock....
want you to remember this moment, riddick. the way it coulda gone and didn't.	Say that again.
found somethin' worse than me, huh?	We're movin'. And I'm just wondering if I shouldn't lighten the load right now.
amazing how you can do without the essentials of life -- so long as you have the luxuries.	Well, just keep your bloody-fuckin' eyes open. Don't want that ratbag sneakin' up on me bloody-fuckin' arse.
so much for your nightfall.	So much for my cocktail hour.
'cuz they couldn't hunt shit with these things, be my guess.	Well, what's the need, anyway? If he's gone, he's gone. Why should he bother us?
blow-dart hunting stick from papua new guinea. very <u>very</u> rare, since the tribe's extinct.	'Cuz they couldn't hunt shit with these things, be my guess.
an' this?	Blow-dart hunting stick from Papua New Guinea. Very <u>very</u> rare, since the tribe's extinct.
what, it's broken?	Startin' to acclimate, anyhow. Take it.
take it.	What, it's broken?
just wanted his o-2.  though i notice he tried to ghost my ass. when he shot up that stranger instead.	Take it.
you were tryin' to kill him too.	Just wanted his O-2.  Though I notice he tried to ghost my ass. When he shot up that stranger instead.
maybe they had weight limits, you don't know.	I know you don't uncrate your emergency ship unless there's a fucking emergency.
what, you don't really think they left with their clothes on the lines? photos on the walls?	Maybe they had weight limits, you don't know.
not a star-jumper.	Doesn't need to be. Use this to get back up to the Sol-Track Shipping Lanes, stick out a thumb. You'll get picked up.  Right?
seal the cave?	That's correct. And you will both stand trial for heresy.
no sir, i haven't forgotten.	Well? For a time the ancients kept humans as household pets. Until the Lawgiver proved that man could not be tamed. Keep digging Cornelius. You'll find evidence of the master of this house: an ape.
your conclusion is premature. have you forgotten your scripture? the thirteenth scroll?  'and proteus brought the upright beast into the garden, and chained him to a tree, and the children made sport of him.'	No sir, I haven't forgotten.
a doll alone proves nothing. true. but the doll was found beside the jawbone of a man -- and no trace of simian fossils has turned up in this deposit.	Your conclusion is premature. Have you forgotten your Scripture? The Thirteenth Scroll?  'And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden, and chained him to a tree, and the children made sport of him.'
i apologize.	To begin with, your methods of dating the past are crude, to say the least. There are geologists on my staff who would laugh at your speculations.
don't speak to me in absolutes. the evidence is contestable.	I apologize.
indeed, the very fact that these tools are unknown to us could suggest a culture in certain ways almost equal to our own. some of the evidence is uncontestable ...	Don't speak to me in absolutes. The evidence is contestable.
we've never meant to be treasonable, sir.  but up there, in the face of that cliff, is a vast cave -- and in that cave a fabulous treasure of fossils and artifacts.	I've seen some of your fossils and artifacts. They're worthless.
i ask you to reconsider the rash course you've taken. if you're convicted of heresy, the most you'll get is two years. but if you persist in pointing guns in my direction, you'll hang for high treason.	We've never meant to be treasonable, sir.  But up there, in the face of that Cliff, is a vast cave -- and in that cave a fabulous treasure of fossils and artifacts.
how did you know we'd come here?	It wasn't difficult. Only an apostate or a lunatic would flee to the Forbidden Zone.  I see you brought along the female of your species.  I didn't realize a man could be monogamous.
he exceeded his orders. his travel permit was promptly revoked.	Yes, sir, so it was -- thanks to you. But not before I discovered evidence of a simian culture that existed long before the Sacred Scrolls were written ...
you know dr. maximus, our commissioner for animal affairs?	Certainly, sir. It's a pleasure to see you again.
oh., no., sir. i was just assembling my notes.	You know Dr. Maximus, our Commissioner for Animal Affairs?
did you forget our appointment, cornelius?	Oh., no., sir. I was just assembling my notes.
dr. zaius --	Did you forget our appointment, Cornelius?
cornelius, if you have a moment today, i'd like to discuss this expedition of yours in more detail.	Certainly, sir. I'll get my notes and come right over.
they can't convict us of that. you proved our innocence. besides...  ... his culture is our culture.	Good luck then.
that was different. we thought you were .... inferior.	And now you know the truth.  Cornelius has beaten you, Doctor. He proved it. Man preceded you here. You owe him your science, your language, whatever knowledge you have.
what are you doing there?	Reconstructing a life. Care to have a look?
yes. i have to agree. from all you've found so far, his position's as good as yours.	What are you doing there?
taylor, i'd rather you -	No. You saved me from this fanatic. Maybe I can pay you back.
taylor, you're not in command here. put down that gun.	Shut up.
if there's any shooting, dr. zaius, you'll be the first to die. depend on it.	Taylor, you're not in command here. Put down that gun.
when are you going to show me what's in the cave?	Right now, if you like.
you've never told me why this region's called the forbidden zone.	No one really knows. It's an ancient taboo. Set forth in the Sacred Scrolls. The Lawgiver pronounced the area deadly.
where does the river lead?	It empties into a sea some miles from here. That's where the cave is.
sorry, taylor. the terrain around that lake is poisonous. there is no fresh water, no vegetation. nothing.	I know ... Nevertheless, I thank you for saving us. You'll be in trouble for going there.
nothing much. the remnants of a life raft. maybe a small flag. the emblem of my countrymen.	Sorry, Taylor. The terrain around that lake is poisonous. There is no fresh water, no vegetation. Nothing.
it's a long detour to dead lake. what would we find?	Nothing much. The remnants of a life raft. Maybe a small flag. The emblem of my countrymen.
you still don't believe me, do you?	It's a long detour to Dead Lake. What would we find?
to the diggings i worked at a year ago. it's a three day ride across the eastern desert, near where you claim you landed from that planet of yours.	You still don't believe me, do you?
as you wish.	Zaius seems to think there might be another jungle beyond the Forbidden Zone. That's what  we'll try for. What about you?
the best. but we won't need them.	Just the same, I want one.
do you have any weapons?	The best. But we won't need them.
well, taylor -- we're all fugitives now.	Do you have any weapons?
we'd better get started. if the mounted police pick up our trail, they'll come this far at least.	Right.  Let's put the water and provisions in the wagon.
how did it go?	There was one bad moment -- some hunters stopped us.
a toy. it floats on the air.  try it.	Zira....
oh, cornelius, show some strength!	Zira, listen to me. We've got a fine future ahead of us. Marriage. Stimulating careers. I'm up for a raise --
no, thank you'. i won't get into that battle.	Oh, Cornelius, show some strength!
well, maybe they're not.	No, thank you'. I won't get into that battle.
because if he is a missing link, it means the sacred scrolls aren't worth their parchment.	Well, maybe they're not.
'i am not a missing link.'	Because if he is a missing link, it means the Sacred Scrolls aren't worth their parchment.
that was before dr. zaius and half the academy said the idea was heresy.	How can scientific truth be heresy? What if Taylor is exactly the proof you needed? A mutation. A missing link between the unevolved primate and the ape -
you didn't think so then.	That was before Dr. Zaius and half the Academy said the idea was heresy.
the evidence was very meager --	You didn't think so then.
-- that the ape evolved from a lower order of primate, possibly man. in his trip to the forbidden zone he discovered traces of a culture older than recorded time -	The evidence was very meager --
it's probably wrong --	-- that the ape evolved from a lower order of primate, possibly man. In his trip to the Forbidden Zone he discovered traces of a culture older than recorded time -
cornelius has developed a brilliant hypothesis -	It's probably wrong --
no, they won't -	Cornelius has developed a brilliant hypothesis -
don't be foolish. if it's true, they'll have to accept it.	No, they won't -
zira, are you trying to get my head cut off?	Don't be foolish. If it's true, they'll have to accept it.
but what about your theory? the existence of someone like taylor might prove it.	Zira, are you trying to get my head cut off?
i don't. and i'm not going to try.	But what about your theory? The existence of someone like Taylor might prove it.
'then how do you account for me?,	I don't. And I'm not going to try.
no creature can survive in that part of the forbidden zone. i've been there. i've seen it.	'Then how do you account for me?,
cornelius, why do you insist on provoking him?	No creature can survive in that part of the Forbidden Zone. I've been there. I've seen it.
flight is a scientific impossibility.	And even if it weren't, why fly? Where would it get you?
'dodge was killed in the hunt. what happened to landon?'  i don't know.	And they fell out of the sky with you?
oh, cornelius, be quiet.	'Dodge was killed in the hunt. What happened to Landon?'  I don't know.
now, just a minute --	Oh, Cornelius, be quiet.
dear, you're a scientist. don't you believe your own eyes?	Where did you learn to do this?
it's a stunt. humans don't write.	Dear, you're a scientist. Don't you believe your own eyes?
the blood transfusion.	Zira, come on. You know they can't --  Oh oh. Here comes Number One.
remembers what?	The blood transfusion.
look -- she remembers.	Remembers what?
watch.  hello, bright eyes. how's our throat today?	Look -- she remembers.
what's so special about him?	Watch.  Hello, Bright Eyes. How's our throat today?
that's bright eyes. the one i was telling you about.	What's so special about him?
neither do i.	That's Bright Eyes. The one I was telling you about.
no.	Neither do I.
do you have to work tonight?	No.
well, at least they haven't tried to bite us.	Blessed are the vegetarians.
where there's one there's another. and another. and another.	Let's find them all.
taylor -- quit riding him.	You're more than three hundred light years from your precious planet. Your loved ones have been dead and forgotten for twenty centuries. Even if you could get back, they'd think you were something that fell out of a tree.
any particular reason?	None at all.
that way.	Any particular reason?
which direction?	That way.
okay. if there's no life here, we've got just seventy-two hours to find it. that's when the groceries run out.	Which direction?
no.	Okay. If there's no life here, we've got just seventy-two hours to find it. That's when the groceries run out.
any sign of dangerous ionization?	No.
nothing will grow here .... there's just a trace of hydrocarbons, and most of the nitrogen is locked into nitrates.	Any sign of dangerous ionization?
but how long is a day?	Good question.  Landon -- check your communications kit.
one pistol... twenty-four rounds of ammo. two medical kits.. one camera... one tx9.  we've enough food and water for three days.	But how long is a day?
yo!	One pistol... twenty-four rounds of ammo. two medical kits.. one camera... one TX9.  We've enough food and water for three days.
geiger counter?	Yo!
yo!	Geiger counter?
got your sensors?	Yo!
the foundations of scientific brain surgery are being laid right here - in studies of cerebral function in these animals.	They're still dirty. And their bite is septic. Look at that ...
hmph.	The foundations of scientific brain surgery are being laid right here - in studies of cerebral function in these animals.
that's because dr. zaius realizes our work has value.	Hmph.
you do pretty well when it comes to getting space and equipment.	That's because Dr. Zaius realizes our work has value.
what do you mean, made it? i'm an animal psychologist, that's all. we don't have any authority.	You do pretty well when it comes to getting space and equipment.
but the quota system's been abolished! you made it. why can't i?	What do you mean, made it? I'm an animal psychologist, that's all. We don't have any authority.
this place is dirty, doctor.	These animals are dirty, doctor. They stink, and they carry communicable diseases. Why aren't they cleaned up before they're brought here?
will he live?	I don't know. This beast lost a lot of blood.
him.	Will he live?
which one was wearing the strange clothes?	Him.
yes, sir. the state charges doctors zira and cornelius with contempt of this tribunal, malicious mischief and scientific heresy.	Be it so ordered. The Tribunal will examine all the evidence presented here and in due time render a verdict on the proposed indictment and on the disposition of the deviate in question.  This hearing is adjourned.
objection!	Sustained.
objection! these remarks are profane and irrelevant.	Sustained.  Your archeological theories have no bearing on the disposition of this creature.
that's true, dr. zaius. my witnesses -- correction -- my exhibits are on display in the amphitheater.	Very well. I suggest we go and look at them.
he can reason? with the tribunal's permission, let me expose this hoax by direct examination.	Proceed. But don't turn this hearing into a farce.
come to the point, dr. honorius.	Directly, Mr. President. This wretched man, the accused, is only a pawn in the conspiracy. We know that he was wounded in the throat at the time of his capture. The State charges that Dr. Zira and a corrupt surgeon named Galen experimented on this wounded animal, tampering with his brain and throat tissues to create a speaking monster ...
there is a conspiracy afoot to undermine the very cornerstone of our faith	Come to the point, Dr. Honorius.
state your case, mr. prosecutor.	Learned Judges: My case is simple. It is based on our first Article of Faith: that the Almighty created the ape in his own image; that He gave him a soul and a mind; that He set him apart from the beasts of the jungle, and made him the lord of the planet.
objection. the accused is indeed a man. therefore, he has no rights under ape law.	Well, Dr. Zira? This is a man, is he not?
ridiculous. that answer is a contradiction in terms. tell us, bright eyes, why do men have no souls? what is the proof that a divine spark exists in the simian brain?	Show this to the President.
some apes, it seems, are more equal than others.	Ridiculous. That answer is a contradiction in terms. Tell us, Bright Eyes, why do men have no souls? What is the proof that a divine spark exists in the simian brain?
of course he doesn't know our culture - because he cannot think.  tell us why all apes are created equal.	Some apes, it seems, are more equal than others.
i admit, i know nothing of your culture.	Of course he doesn't know our culture - because he cannot think.  Tell us why all apes are created equal.
tell the court, bright eyes -- what is the second article of faith?	I admit, I know nothing of your culture.
he's vicious, doctor. besides, it's against the rules.	Do as I say.
get me a collar and leash. i'm taking him to the infirmary.	He's vicious, Doctor. Besides, it's against the rules.
those fools and their torches! do you have any ointment?	I'll see.
what happened?	Those fools and their torches! Do you have any ointment?
he's trying to form words.	Well, you know what they say. Human see, human do.
huh?	He's trying to form words.
did you see that? it's remarkable!	Huh?
awww, it still hurts, doesn't it?	See? He keeps pretending he can talk.
you could get hurt doing that, doctor.	Don't be silly. He's perfectly tame.
good morning, julius. how's our patient today?	No change. The minute you open the door, he goes into his act.
good morning, dr. zira.	Good morning, Julius. How's our patient today?
we got off at the wrong stop.	You're our optimist Look at the bright side. If that's the best there is around here, in six months we'll be running this planet.
no cigar.	Try telling them our names.
can we take a dip?	Okay.
scarecrows?	Let's take a look.
but i'm not prepared to die.	I'd like to know why not. You thought life on Earth was meaningless. You despised people. So what did you do? You ran away.
dodge ... he's not like me at all. but he makes sense. held walk naked into a live volcano if he thought he could learn something no other man knew. i understand why  he's here. but you...you're no seeker. you're negative.	But I'm not prepared to die.
don't bother	Dodge ... he's not like me at all. But he makes sense. Held walk naked into a live volcano if he thought he could learn something no other man knew. I understand why  he's here. But you...You're no seeker. You're negative.
okay. you read me well enough. why can't i read you?	Don't bother
oh, and one last item. immortality. you wanted to go on forever.  well, you damn near made it. except for dodge and me, you've lived longer than anybody. and with stewart dead, it looks like we're the last of the strain. you got what you wanted, kid. how does it taste?	Okay. You read me well enough. Why can't I read you?
taylor. i'm telling you --	Oh, and one last item. Immortality. You wanted to go on forever.  Well, you damn near made it. Except for Dodge and me, you've lived longer than anybody. And with Stewart dead, it looks like we're the last of the strain. You got what you wanted, kid. How does it taste?
and the glory, don't forget that. there's a life-sized bronze statue of you somewhere. it's probably turned green by now, and nobody can read the name plate. but never let it be said we forget our heroes.	Taylor. I'm telling you --
climb off me, will you!	And the glory, don't forget that. There's a life-sized bronze statue of you somewhere. It's probably turned green by now, and nobody can read the name plate. But never let it be said we forget our heroes.
straighten me out on something. why did you come along at all? you volunteered. why?  i'll tell you. they nominated you for the big one and you couldn't turn it down. not without losing your all-american standing	Climb off me, will you!
there's only one reality left. we're here and it's now. you get ahold of that and hang on tight, or you might as well be dead.	I'm prepared to die.
all right --	There's only one reality left. We're here and it's now. You get ahold of that and hang on tight, or you might as well be dead.
if only we could get a fix.	What would you learn? I've told you where you are and when you are.
prove it. if we can't get back, it's still just a theory.	It's a fact, Landon. Buy it. You'll sleep better.
because time has wiped out everyone and everything you cared for -- they're dust.	Prove it. If we can't get back, it's still just a theory.
long pause) you know it.	Because time has wiped out everyone and everything you cared for -- they're dust.
apart from that, you look pretty chipper for a man who's two thousand and thirty one years old.  i read the clocks. they bear out hasslein's hypothesis. we've been away from earth for two thousand years, give or take a decade.  still can't accept it, huh?	long pause) You know it.
by our time.  you've turned gray.	Apart from that, you look pretty chipper for a man who's two thousand and thirty one years old.  I read the clocks. They bear out Hasslein's hypothesis. We've been away from Earth for two thousand years, give or take a decade.  Still can't accept it, huh?
then we've been away from earth for eighteen months.	By our time.  You've turned gray.
it's a little late for a wake. she's been dead nearly a year.	Then we've been away from Earth for eighteen months.
you don't seem very cut up about it.	It's a little late for a wake. She's been dead nearly a year.
air leak. died in her sleep.	You don't seem very cut up about it.
sorry...  i was thinking of stewart. what d'you suppose happened?	Air leak. Died in her sleep.
landon! join the expedition.	Sorry...  I was thinking of Stewart. What d'you suppose happened?
well? where are we? have any notion, skipper?	We're some three hundred and twenty light years from Earth. On an unnamed planet in orbit around a star in the constellation of Orion.  That could be Bellatrix.
we're here to stay.	Well? Where are we? Have any notion, skipper?
gone.	We're here to stay.
it's no use ... there she goes.	Forget it. Abandon ship.
what signal?	To Earth! That we've landed!
landon! send a last signal.	What signal?
what?	The flags of discontent. It's the only way anything ever gets changed.  Don't try to follow us.  I'm pretty handy with things like this.
that's the boy. keep 'em flying.	What?
i think you're making a mistake.	That's the boy. Keep 'em flying.
lucius.	I think you're making a mistake.
they think you're behaving foolishly. i must say i agree. where will you go?	I'll start by following the shoreline.  And my nose.
i want you to go around the bend and tell those gorillas their leader is my prisoner.	Yes, I can do that.
what is it?	I want you to go around the bend and tell those gorillas their leader is my prisoner.
all right, all right. will you do me a favor? no orders.	What is it?
disillusioned...  but vindicated! i've been right all along. you can't trust the older generation. it's a matter of values --	All right, all right. Will You do me a favor? No orders.
not everything. they left a hostage.  how do you feel, lucius?	Disillusioned...  But vindicated! I've been right all along. You can't trust the older generation. It's a matter of values --
always giving orders. just like every other adult.	Relax. You'll see it all later.
sorry, lucius. you'll have to stay here and guard the horses.	Always giving orders. Just like every other adult.
why did you do that? scrape off your hair?	In my world -- before I left it - only youngsters of your age wore un- scraped hair.
shouldn't we be moving on?	I'm for that.
if you insist. but i'm not taking any orders --	Fine. Just let her out.
i want her.	If you insist. But I'm not taking any orders --
zira doesn't want your female.	I want her.
she comes along too.	Zira doesn't want your female.
so you can talk.  i'm dr. zira's nephew. this abduction was her idea. you're not really going to the zoo. that's just our cover story in case we're stopped.  although i do feel that if it ever came down to a question of whether something like you should be public or private property --	Come on. Get me out of here.
who are you?	So you can talk.  I'm Dr. Zira's nephew. This abduction was her idea. You're not really going to the zoo. That's just our cover story in case we're stopped.  Although I do feel that if it ever came down to a question of whether something like you should be public or private property --
the hunt club.	To scare off humans?
who put them up?	The Hunt Club.
gorilla hunters ...	Keep moving. We can't turn back now.
he wouldn't leave her.	All right...  Get in...hurry.  Put this on.
i told you not to bring the other one.	He wouldn't leave her.
and our purpose is to settle custodial and jurisdictional questions concerning this beast, and determine what's to be done with him.	At the very least, this man has the right to know whether there's a charge against him.
my own purpose is to save this exceptional creature from mutilation.	And our purpose is to settle custodial and jurisdictional questions concerning this beast, and determine what's to be done with him.
you asked for the opportunity to present your case. surely you must know why you're here.	My own purpose is to save this exceptional creature from mutilation.
why special?	We're -- conducting a new experiment.
yes, sir. but this -- creature is a special case.	Why special?
i know it's a man. and you know the rules. no animals outside the compound, and most certainly not without a leash.	Yes, Sir. But this -- creature is a special case.
a man, dr. maximus.	I know it's a man. And you know the rules. No animals outside the compound, and most certainly not without a leash.
what is that?	A man, Dr. Maximus.
you destroyed his memory! his mind! his identity! and, you want to do the same to me!	Bailiff! Stop this outburst! Gag that monstrosity!
one is in a museum!	Dr. Zira! Silence that man!
this hearing is absurd! let me tell my story...	Bailiff! Make the animal be quiet.
it says here that his name is bright eyes. you gave him that name yourself.	This hearing is absurd! Let me tell my story...
my name is taylor.	It says here that his name is Bright Eyes. You gave him that name yourself.
dr. zira -- tell bright eyes to sit down.	My name is Taylor.
sustained.	Sustain all objections, but face the truth!
how so?	Let us assume, as common sense dictates, that the prisoner's story is false. But if he does not come from another planet, then surely he sprang from our own. Yes, sprang.  As an animal psychologist, I have found no physiological defect to explain why humans are mute.
this is a joke in very poor taste.	Is it a joke to seek the truth about this man?
stop right there. bring me that paper.	This is a joke in very poor taste.
'i have come to you from a planet in a different solar system. i am an explorer in space, with no hostile intentions against your civilization. on my planet it was the primate man who evolved into a thinking animal, while the apes remained..."	Stop right there. Bring me that paper.
read it yourself.	'I have come to you from a planet in a different solar system. I am an explorer in space, with no hostile intentions against your civilization. On my planet it was the primate Man who evolved Into a thinking animal, while the apes remained..."
since the defendant is forbidden to speak in his own defense, he asks that this statement be read into the record.	Read it yourself.
mind your tongue, madame.	Did we create his mind too? Not only can this man speak. He can write. He can reason.
thats a lie!	Mind your tongue, madame.
sustained. in all fairness, dr. zira, you must admit the accused is a nonape, and therefore has no rights under ape law.	Then why is he called the accused Your Honors must think him guilty of something.
let it be clear at the outset that all matters pertaining to this inquiry are confidential, and anyone discussing them outside this chamber will be held in contempt of the tribunal.  you may proceed, dr. honorius.	By your leave, Mr. President -- the Tribunal has not yet defined the purpose of this inquiry.
we're back at the beginning. i still don't know the why. a planet where apes evolved from men. a world turned wrong side up. a puzzle with one piece missing.	Don't look for it, Taylor. You may not like what you find.
the forbidden zone was once a paradise. your breed made a desert of it, ages ago.	We're back at the beginning. I still don't know the why. A planet where apes evolved from men. A world turned wrong side up. A puzzle with one piece missing.
what evidence? no weapons were found in the cave.	The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise. Your breed made a desert of it, ages ago.
because you are a man. and you were right -- i have always known about man. from the evidence, i believe his wisdom must walk hand in hand with his idiocy. his emotions must rule his brain. he must be a warlike animal who gives battle to everything around him -- even himself.	What evidence? No weapons were found in the cave.
why? from the first, i've terrified you, doctor. and in spite of every sign that i'm an intelligent being who means no harm, you continue to hate and fear me. why?	Because you are a man. And you were right -- I have always known about man. From the evidence, I believe his wisdom must walk hand in hand with his idiocy. His emotions must rule his brain. He must be a warlike animal who gives battle to everything around him -- even himself.
where else, but in a cage, does man belong?	No, thanks. I'll take freedom.
sure. in a cage.	Where else, but in a cage, does man belong?
of course, you could return with us. our society might find a place for you and your mate.	Sure. In a cage.
then there is another jungle?	Of course, you could return with us. Our society might find a place for you and your mate.
then answer this: if ran was superior, why didn't he survive?	He might have been wiped out by a plague. Natural catastrophe. Like a fiery storm of meteors. From the looks of this part of your planet, I'd say that was a fair bet.
tell him to pull back!	Cease fire! Withdraw!
i don't say he was a man like an earthman, but i'd call him a close relative, for he was plagued by most of man's ills.  yet, fragile as he was, he came before you -- and was superior to you.	That's lunacy. I can give an alternate description for everyone of those objects that's equally as inventive as yours. But it would be conjecture, not proof.
of course.	Okay.Up to the cave.
very well. if zira and cornelius can prove that those scrolls don't tell the whole truth of your history; if they can show you definite evidence of another culture from an unrecorded past -- will you exonerate them?	Of course.
twelve hundred years ago.	Very well. If Zira and Cornelius can prove that those scrolls don't tell the whole truth of your history; if they can show you definite evidence of another culture from an unrecorded past -- will you exonerate them?
when were the sacred scrolls written?	Twelve hundred years ago.
what is your proposal?	When were the Sacred Scrolls written?
there is no contradiction between faith and science. true science.	All right, let's see if you're willing to put that statement to a test.
stop right there.	Don't be a fool. You're outnumbered and outgunned.
i'm not protecting anybody! that hearing was a farce. what have i done?	You're a menace! A walking pestilence. I do know who you are, Taylor. As I know that others of your kind must live in the Forbidden Zone.  You have just six hours to make a full confession. After that I'll employ surgery to obtain one.  Guards!
if you are protecting others of your kind, it will cost you your identity.	I'm not protecting anybody! That hearing was a farce. What have I done?
i don't know.	If you are protecting others of your kind, it will cost you your identity.
you may well call it upside down, since you occupy its lowest level. and deservedly.  the eastern desert has never been explored -- because we've always assumed that no life can exist there.  save yourself, taylor. tell me -- is there another jungle beyond the forbidden zone?	I don't know.
thank you for calling me taylor.  dr. zaius, i know who i am. who are you? how did this upside down civilization ever get started?	You may well call it upside down, since you occupy its lowest level. And deservedly.  The eastern desert has never been explored -- because we've always assumed that no life can exist there.  Save yourself, Taylor. Tell me -- is there another jungle beyond the Forbidden Zone?
i admit that where there's one mutant there's probably another. and another. a nest of them. where's your nest, taylor? where are your women?	Thank you for calling me Taylor.  Dr. Zaius, I know who I am. Who are you? How did this upside down civilization ever get started?
then you admit --	I admit that where there's one mutant there's probably another. And another. A nest of them. Where's your nest, Taylor? Where are your women?
because you're not unique. there was the one you call landon --	Then you admit --
all right, suppose i am a mutant? why does the appearance of one mutant send you into a panic?	Because you're not unique. There was the one you call Landon --
of course.	All right, suppose I am a mutant? Why does the appearance of one mutant send you into a panic?
that's exactly what zira and cornelius claim. you're talking heresy, doctor.	Of course.
certainly not. you're a mutant.	That's exactly what Zira and Cornelius claim. You're talking heresy, doctor.
i take it you don't believe the prosecutor's charge -- that i'm a monster created by dr. zira.	Certainly not. You're a mutant.
a fort! unconsciously, you chose a name that was belligerent.  where were you nurtured?	I take it you don't believe the prosecutor's charge -- that I'm a monster created by Dr. Zira.
what about it?	A fort! Unconsciously, you chose a name that was belligerent.  Where were you nurtured?
then how is it we speak the same language?  even in your lies, some truth slips through! that mythical community you're supposed to come from -- fort wayne'?	What about it?
my tribe, as you call it, lives on another planet in a distant solar system.	Then how is it we speak the same language?  Even in your lies, some truth slips through! That mythical community you're supposed to come from -- Fort Wayne'?
you lied. where is your tribe?	My tribe, as you call it, lives on another planet in a distant solar system.
i told the truth at that 'hearing'of yours.	You lied. Where is your tribe?
however, it's within my power to grant you a reprieve.  that is why i summoned you here tonight.  tell me who and what you really are and where you come from, and no veterinary will touch you.	I told the truth at that 'hearing'of yours.
emasculation, to begin with. then experimental surgery. on the speech centers. on the brain. ultimately, a kind of living death.	However, it's within my power to grant You a reprieve.  That is why I summoned you here tonight.  Tell me who and what you really are and where you come from, and no veterinary will touch you.
no.	Emasculation, to begin with. Then experimental surgery. On the speech centers. On the brain. Ultimately, a kind of living death.
oh, your case was preordained. in a way, you performed a service for the state ...  because your hearing made it possible for us to expose zira and cornelius.  and now the tribunal has placed you in my custody for...final disposition. do you know what that means?	No.
what about me?	Oh, your case was preordained. In a way, you performed a service for the State ...  Because your hearing made it possible for us to expose Zira and Cornelius.  And now the Tribunal has placed you in my custody for...final disposition. Do you know what that means?
with one of them.	Identify him, then. Speak to him.
well...do you acknowledge kinship with any of these creatures?	With one of them.
go with god, taylor.  that's an old expression. it comes from both ape and man.	God bless you.
all right, but....  ...you're so damned ugly!	Go with God, Taylor.  That's an old expression. it comes from both ape and man.
dr. zira, i'd like to kiss you good-bye.	All right, but....  ...you're so damned ugly!
we can't.	It's better than going to prison for heresy.
would you like to come along?	We can't.
it's humiliating.	Wasn't I humiliated? By all of you? Didn't you lead me around on a leash?
why not?	It's humiliating.
taylor, please -- don't treat him that way.	Why not?
then tell them dr. zaius won't leave here alive.	Taylor, you can't.
taylor! tell him.	He has a point. On my planet children often play with ape dolls.
taylor, please --	Except that he's also the Chief Defender of the Faith.
and that's your minister of science. honor- bound to expand the frontiers of knowledge.	Taylor, please --
what's the diagnosis, doctor? a touch of the sun?	She's not sick at all.  She's pregnant.
you want her that much?	You threw us together, remember? And you guessed right. Men, like apes, get despondent without a mate.
maybe not.	You want her that much?
actually, you're a different breed. this creature will never evolve.	Maybe not.
yes.	Actually, you're a different breed. This creature will never evolve.
are you going to take her with you?	Yes.
cornelius and i have been indicted for heresy. unless we can prove our theories, we don't stand a chance of acquittal.	You're going back to the Forbidden Zone?
listen-	Taylor -- just keep quiet and we may get away with this. Remember that men all look alike to most apes.
no, i swear -- i never saw this man before.	You did this to him! You've removed his frontal lobes!
you! ... you knew about this?	No, I swear -- I never saw this man before.
which one?	Second from the left.
it's him...landon.	Which one?
what is this?	A hearing.
shhhh!	What is this?
where have you been? why didn't you come to see me?	Shhhh!
i'm not acting! i can talk! how much proof do you want?	Dr. Zaius, I could have sworn he was answering you!
my - name - isn't - bright eyes it's taylor!	There! Can you believe it? I looks like he's talking.
speak! go on. speak again.	My - name - isn't - Bright Eyes It's Taylor!
well, bright eyes, is our throat feeling better?	Listen, listen -- I can speak --
but the proof? the doll?	In a few minutes there will be no doll. There can't be.  I'm sorry.
but suppose you find nothing but a wasteland. how will you survive?	He won't survive.  Do you know what sort of life awaits you out there, Taylor? That of an animal. If you aren't eventually hunted down and killed by apes, some jungle beast will devour you.
but there's the doll, sir.	What?
secondly, if these 'tools' as you call them, are unidentified, why are they introduced as 'evidence' of anything?	But there's the doll, sir.
let them talk, mr president. let them talk.	Sirs: our theories have a bearing on his identity.
he doesn't know.	Mr. President, I believe the Prosecutor has reassembled all he surviving humans captured in the hunt along with Bright Eyes.
how sad. stuffed and mounted, eh? dead men, like sunken ships, can tell no stories. and his other companion?	He doesn't know.
this is his assertion.	Where are they now?
but how convenient that the proof of his arrival has vanished?  you also state that bright eyes had two intelligent companions at the time of his capture.	This is his assertion.
like you, i find it difficult.	But how convenient that the proof of his arrival has vanished?  You also state that Bright Eyes had two intelligent companions at the time of his capture.
do you believe him?	Like you, I find it difficult.
i do not state it, sir. the prisoner does.	Do you believe him?
dr. zira -- you state here that a ship from outer space sank in an inland sea of our eastern desert.	I do not state it, sir. The prisoner does.
wouldn't it more properly be done in your office?	Yes, Sir.
of course. he saw you moving yours.	But perhaps he understood --
he's moving his fingers!	Of course. He saw you moving yours.
i shit on all o' you.	KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!
he's dead! where?... you saw him?	Yeah. Back about 100 metres. He's dead, now get going, the gooks are all over the fuckin' place.
elias is dead. join up with the platoon. move it.	He's dead! Where?... You saw him?
...but 'lias is still out there.	I'll get him. You get the man in, Taylor  NOW. Or I'll Article 15 both your asses. Move!
bunker...	Where?
...you keep pouring out that suppressing fire, barnes. i don't wanna be caught out there with my ass hanging out you hear me?	Don't tell me how to fight this fucking war, 'Lias, you go crying to fucking brigade on your time. Out here you belong to me. Now move.
where the fuck is red platoon! tell 'em to get their asses up here! what the fuck you doin' back here elias? round up your assholes and move 'em up front, we're getting chopped to shit.	Barnes, listen to me... there's 5-6 spiderholes back there  next to the church.  Third Platoon's coming up the stream to reinforce us. Flank's wide open, dinks get 3-4 snipers in these holes, when Third Platoon comes up, they'll get us in a crossfire with 'em. We'll shoot each other to shit, then they'll hit us with everything they got. It'll be a massacre!
you're dead, you're fucking dead elias!	YOU - you're going to fuckin' jail, buddy, you ain't getting away with this one!!!!!
stay out of this elias. this ain't your show.	YOU AIN'T A FIRING SQUAD, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
what the fuck you doing!	Stay out of this Elias. This ain't your show.
how the hell did he get away?	Fuckers returned fire soon as we lit 'em up. Hard core fuckin' NVA. They got their shit together.
blood trail just keeps going and going but no body.	How the hell did he get away?
elias - you take your squad and i'll take tex and francis from your squad.  we move out in two-zero mikes.	I thought it was O'Neill's turn tonight.
bob, i gotta bad feeling about this, i... i'm telling you i got a bad feeling, man, i don't think i'm gonna make it... y'know what i mean?	...everybody gotta die sometime Red... Get back to your foxhole.
i'm talking to you red and i'm telling you no. get back to your position.	Bob, I gotta bad feeling about this, I... I'm telling you I got a bad feeling, man, I don't think I'm gonna make it... y'know what I mean?
hey bob, come on! talk to me hunh, it's your friend red, i'm only asking you for three days chief...	I'm talking to you Red and I'm telling you no. Get back to your position.
i can't do that for you, red... we need every swinging dick in the field. sorry bout that...	Hey Bob, come on! Talk to me hunh, it's your friend Red, I'm only asking you for three days chief...
bob, i got elias' r&r... it's coming up in 3 days. going to hawaii. see patsy.  i never asked you for a break, i was hoping you... you'd send me in on the chopper with king... what do you say chief?	I can't do that for you, Red... We need every swinging dick in the field. Sorry bout that...
yeah, what is it?	Bob, I got Elias' R&R... It's coming up in 3 days. Going to Hawaii. See Patsy.  I never asked you for a break, I was hoping you... you'd send me in on the chopper with King... what do you say Chief?
uh... bob. like to speak to you. take a minute.	Yeah, what is it?
sarge?	Yeah that long hairy orange and black bastard I found in the ammo crate. I'm gonna put it in this asshole's crotch, see if he can walk.
says he can't walk.	Shit. Get your boots on Martin, next time I catch you putting mosquito repellent on your fuckin' feet I'm gonna courtmartial your nigger ass.
so what's the problem?	Says he can't walk.
we got boo-coo movement. 3rd battalion just got hit 15 kliks north of here.	Yeah, they had claymores strung up in the trees, blew a whole fucking platoon to pieces. BAAD SHIT.
don babytalk him man. cocksucker fell asleep. they walked right up on us, he don do shit.	Shaddup bitch.
you gonna wipe your ass dis time?	Yeah if you let me have your shirt.
that reminds me, i gotta take a shit.	You gonna wipe your ass dis time?
hey taylor, you don't know it but i saved your ass today. i killed a shit-eating dog.	That reminds me, I gotta take a shit.
he's a fool alright but you a bigger fool. hey, whiteboy, watcha waiting for - dat hole ain't gonna dig itself...	Hey Taylor, you don't know it but I saved your ass today. I killed a shit-eating dog.
de fool think he's gonna get it but he ain't known for his thinking.	He's a fool alright but you a bigger fool. Hey, whiteboy, watcha waiting for - dat hole ain't gonna dig itself...
youse a pig man. i hope manny get dat laundry gig for' you do.	De fool think he's gonna get it but he ain't known for his thinking.
tricky bitch, reason you gimme dat turkey loaf is nobody else can eat that shit 'cept me so don't start your game playing with me junior.	Youse a pig man. I hope Manny get dat laundry gig for' you do.
c'mon man, didn't i do you right that time i give you the turkey loaf for the ham and lima beans shit.	Tricky bitch, reason you gimme dat turkey loaf is nobody else can eat that shit 'cept me so don't start your game playing with me Junior.
fuck you bitch.	C'mon man, didn't I do you right that time I give you the turkey loaf for the ham and lima beans shit.
hey big harold, gimme your peaches for the fruitcake man.	Fuck you bitch.
come on you can do better than that!	Fuck this shit! I ain't dyin' in no white man's war! Ise didi-ing this motherfuckah!
yeah?	Only way you'd get some pussy is your bitch dies and wills it to you - and then maybe.
sure, you probably stick it in tween her knees and think youse there.	Yeah?
shit, i bet i been laid more'n you have.	Sure, you probably stick it in tween her knees and think youse there.
yeah, you had a piece of pussy on a plate in front of you, you'd probably kill it.	Shit, I bet I been laid more'n you have.
y'ever look at yoself in the mirror junior, youse uglier than a dick on a dog man.	Yeah, you had a piece of pussy on a plate in front of you, you'd probably kill it.
youse so fucked up man.	Y'ever look at yoself in the mirror Junior, youse uglier than a dick on a dog man.
yeah but i still like a piece of pussy once in a while - ain't nothing like a piece of pussy cept maybe the indie 500.	Youse so fucked up man.
don you worry bunny, youse a killer anyway.	Yeah but I still like a piece of pussy once in a while - ain't nothing like a piece of pussy cept maybe the Indie 500.
say i can dig it. smoke that shit everything kinda gets weird y'know?  y'hear that story the gooks is putting chemicals in the grass so's we become 'pacifists' so's we don fight  where the hell's everybody, they'se gettin high that's what - bunch of hopheads, they think they special...	Don you worry Bunny, youse a killer anyway.
das right dude. you be tryin' to string de black man out on dat shit and keep him down. time's be coming, my man, when de black man's gonna throw off that yoke.	Say I can dig it. Smoke that shit everything kinda gets weird y'know?  Y'hear that story the gooks is putting chemicals in the grass so's we become 'pacifists' so's we don fight  Where the hell's everybody, they'se gettin high that's what - bunch of hopheads, they think they special...
whaddaya talking shit for man. hey junior! y'ever smoke any shit?	Das right dude. You be tryin' to string de black man out on dat shit and keep him DOWN. Time's be coming, my man, when de black man's gonna throw off that yoke.
fuck that redneck noise, dude. all dem chicks be rappin' how dey losin' der' ho's and how dey ain't got no bread for beer. fuck dat honky shit. got to get me some motown jams, dig it?	Whaddaya talking shit for man. Hey Junior! Y'ever smoke any shit?
listen to that shit, that's good shit!	Fuck that redneck noise, dude. All dem chicks be rappin' how dey losin' der' ho's and how dey ain't got no bread for beer. Fuck dat honky shit. Got to get me some motown jams, dig it?
rhah! what's going on. rodriguez's hole just got...	Okay, here it is - one, we got gooks in the fuckin' perimeter.
over here!	Rhah! What's going on. Rodriguez's hole just got...
taylor! francis!	Over here!
i was wrong.	Wrong? You ain't EVER been right - 'bout nothing. And dig this you assholes and dig it good! Barnes been shot 7 times and he ain't dead, that tell you something? Barnes ain't meant to die. Only thing can get Barnes... is Barnes!
you guys trying to cure the headache by cutting off the head. 'lias didn't ask you to fight his battles and if there's a heaven - and god, i hope so - i know he's sitting up there drunk as a fuckin' monkey and smokin' shit cause his pains he done left down here. baaaaaaaaa!	You're wrong man! Any way you cut it Rhah, Barnes is a murderer.
fuck this shit!	You guys trying to cure the headache by cutting off the head. 'Lias didn't ask you to fight his battles and if there's a Heaven - and god, I hope so - I know he's sitting up there drunk as a fuckin' monkey and smokin' shit cause HIS PAINS HE DONE LEFT DOWN HERE. Baaaaaaaaa!
then what do you suggest big shot?	I suggest you watch your own asses cause Barnes gonna be down on ALL OF 'EM.
shit boy you been out in the sun too long. you try that, he'll stick it right back up your ass with a candle on it.	Then what do you suggest big shot?
i got one...	...See them go down? Like fuckin' target practice man, fuck you Charlie!! Ho Chi Minh sucks dead dick!... Crawford!
yeah! i got two of them fuckers...	I got one...
taylor - get your ass over here. move!	Hang tough, Gator. Hang in there, man, you're gonna be OK... just hang on.
where's elias come from?	'Lias come naturally.
baaa, got no time to go to the movies. love and hate too busy fighting for possession of my soul.	Where's Elias come from?
does he have a metal plate in his head?	You mean he's crazy? No more crazy'n the rest of us been out in the bush too long.
where's he from?	Barnes comes from Hell.
what?	You lame or something?
you lame taylor?	What?
yeah. how 'bout you?	Jes' fine man, jes fine! Ain't never felt better! Both of us two timers man, we're out.  See you at the hospital man, we gonna get high-high yessir...
hey taylor, you okay man?	Yeah. How 'bout you?
come on man!	No!
where's lerner?	Out there man - behind the log.
hey take it easy man. they're scared.	They're scared? What about me! I'm sick of this shit man, I'm sick of this shit! They don't want us here! Who do you think they're fighting for! GET OUTTA THERE!
la dai! la dai! get the fuck outta there!	Hey take it easy man. They're scared.
i'll go with you.	No... I move faster alone.
do you believe that stuff about... knowing you're gonna die?	Yeah, those are the guys that live. I really don't think Death gives a shit, it's like a giant garbage can, I think it takes whatever it can get... you never know where it's gonna come from anyway... so why spin your wheels?
oh shit! sometimes there's things in my head... man. grass does that to me, fucks me all up like a crazy indian...	Do you believe that stuff about... knowing you're gonna die?
in '65 - yeah. now...  no. what happened today's just the beginning. we're gonna lose this war...	You really think so... us?
and you, do you believe?	In '65 - yeah. Now...  No. What happened today's just the beginning. We're gonna lose this war...
barnes believes in what he's doing.	And you, do you believe?
barnes got it in for you, don't he?	Barnes believes in what he's doing.
that's a nice way of putting it.	Barnes got it in for you, don't he?
yeah. i love this place at night. the stars... there's no right or wrong in them, they're just there.	That's a nice way of putting it.
...beautiful night.	Yeah. I love this place at night. The stars... there's no right or wrong in them, they're just there.
...don't feel like it either.	...beautiful night.
...i can't sleep, why don't you get some sack time.	...don't feel like it either.
dawn! that was it!	Dawn...
but what'd she actually do?	She was a crossbreed, Chinese and Polish.
...but what'd she do?	What didn't she do. She fucked the living shit outta me, that's what she did!
yeah. no pain in my neck now. feels good.	Feelin' good's good enough.
feel good?	Yeah. No pain in my neck now. Feels good.
then the worm has definately turned for you man.	Feel good?
yeah.	Then the worm has definately turned for you man.
first time?	Yeah.
hey that's great king, that's great... you take it on home for me, you tell 'em king... got your address right? you know where you can reach men, man. anytime!	I gotta didi man. Don't wanna miss that chopper. I'll send you a postcard. After I get me some. I'll send you some tapes too man. This new guy Jimi Hendrix man, whew... you okay Taylor? Just 'member take it easy now, don't think too much, don't be a fool, no such thing as a coward cause it don't mean nuthin. Jes keep on keepin' on. Okay my man...
not just me... it's the way the whole thing works. people like elias get wasted and people like barnes just go on making up rules any way they want and what do we do, we just sit around in the middle and suck on it! we just don't add up to dry shit.	Does a chicken have lips? Whoever said we did, babe. Make it outta here, it's all gravy, every day of the rest of your life man - gravy. Oh shit, superlifer!
way out of anything, man. just keep your pecker up, your powder dry, the worm will turn. how many days you short?	Not just me... it's the way the whole thing works. People like Elias get wasted and people like Barnes just go on making up rules any way they want and what do we do, we just sit around in the middle and suck on it! We just don't add up to dry shit.
y'ever get caught in a mistake king and you just can't get out of it?	Way out of anything, man. Just keep your pecker up, your powder dry, the worm WILL turn. How many days you short?
'people say i'm the life of the party cause i tell a joke or two although i may be laughing loud and hardy deep inside i'm blue...'	Y'ever get caught in a mistake King and you just can't get out of it?
who gives a shit!	'People say I'm the life of the party cause I tell a joke or two although I may be laughing loud and hardy deep inside I'm blue...'
you been smoking too much shit babe. gotta control that. takes a man down... i remember when you first come out to the bush, you was straight as a...	Who gives a shit!
...there's nobody.	You been smoking too much shit babe. Gotta control that. Takes a man down... I remember when you first come out to the bush, you was straight as a...
must be somebody?	...there's nobody.
three years, jesus, he's crazy as barnes...	Well sometimes a man jes don' wanna go back. How you gonna talk to civilians man? People back in the world just don't give a shit, y'know what I mean, to them you're a fuckin' animal is all -
what are the heads?	Later...
yo getting there taylor. you be cool now and i'll introduce you 'round to some of the 'heads'.	What are the heads?
...you know that night we got hit... i...	Fuck it, don't mean nothing, no such thing here as a coward, done your best man, next time y'do better.
no, thanks...	Go on, whatcha gotta lose, yo' here now...
here have some of this. won't feel a thing.	No, thanks...
nah...	Here have some of this. Won't feel a thing.
you okay man? neck botherin' you?	Nah...
you what? say 'gain.	Yeah, I dropped out of college and told 'em I wanted infantry, combat, and Nam...
i volunteered.	You WHAT? Say 'gain.
how the fuck you get over here man, you look like you educated...	I volunteered.
what you got there - beers?	Yeah, just stole me some from the Top's supply but he's stealing it from us anyway.  Chucks are coming. You better 'didi' man.
shit, too bad we in base camp anyway.	What you got there - beers?
okay - got light duty, three days.	Shit, too bad we in base camp anyway.
what we got here a crusader?	Sounds like it.
you volunteered for this shit man?	You a crazy fucker, givin' up college man.
broke a 100. got 92 to go. april 17. deros man. california this summer. waves are good they tell me, surfin's gonna be good...	March man in Tennessee, sniff the pines... sniff that crossmounted pussy walkin' down by the river. What you got Taylor?  Let's see three hundred and WHAT?
forty-two days man and a wakeup and i'm a gone motherfucker. back to de world.	Broke a 100. Got 92 to go. April 17. DEROS man. California this summer. Waves are good they tell me, surfin's gonna be good...
politics man, fuckin' politics. that o'neill man got his nose so far up top's ass he gotta be pinocchio...	Forty-two days man and a wakeup and I'm a gone motherfucker. Back to de WORLD.
...motherfuckah, motherfuckah, i'm too short to be dealing with this shit! they keep fucking with us man, no letup...	Politics man, fuckin' politics. That O'Neill man got his nose so far up Top's ass he gotta be Pinocchio...
excuses are like assholes, taylor - everybody got one.	Knock it off! We got two men need attention here. Police up your extra ammo and frags, don't leave nothing for the dinks. Hoyt, Junior, carry Gardner.
hey o'neill why don't you cool it, you don't have to be a prick everyday of your life, you know.	Fuck you Elias.
so what am i going to do! get one of my guys zapped so some fuckface fresh from the world can get his beauty fucking sleep!	Hey O'Neill why don't you cool it, you don't have to be a prick everyday of your life, you know.
they don't know shit barnes, and chances are we gonna run into something.	So what am I going to do! Get one of my guys zapped so some fuckface fresh from the World can get his beauty fucking sleep!
shit! morehouse and sal are short. fu sheng's going on r&r, you don't want to send their asses out on an ambush. you got the fresh meat elias.	They don't know shit Barnes, and chances are we gonna run into something.
sounds pretty far out to me 'lias.	Maybe but I seen it happen at Ia Drang in '66, First Cavalry and they cut us to fuckin' pieces!  Give me three men, if I'm wrong, I can still roll up that flank.
you know what i'm talking about!	No I don't. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Elias!
what are you talking about!	You know what I'm talking about!
why the fuck didn't you do something lieutenant!	What are you talking about!
alright, six says torch this place! blow the weapons in place. round up all suspected vee cees and shake it up! we ain't got much light left.	Why the fuck didn't you do something Lieutenant!
tell six we need engineers here, this pos. is crawling with traps.	They're on their way...  There's a gook village half a klik downriver, Battalion wants us to move in and search it ASAP, something's going on... where's Barnes?
right on.	I remember first time you came in here Taylor you telling me how much you admired that bastard.
then you jes gonna forget 'bout elias and all the good times we done had? right in here.	He dugged his own grave.
not the only man to meet his jezebel either.	So he got a reduced and come over here. Nam's his freedom man, Nam's his pussy. Three years he been here.
the good lord works his revenge in strange ways.	Yeah, you done said it. Revenge on US.
he done a year in japan in the hospital, then when he gets out, the first thing he done is re-up. four years he been in the field...	...and you know how many times he done been shot?  Seven times!  Seven.
i know barnes six months and i'll tell ya something - that man is mean, red in his soul like a dick on a dog.	Barnes gets killed, his jaws'd go on clacking...
found it. growing in a garden.	Sheeit, beats burning hutches anyway...
whew! - where that come from?	Found it. Growing in a garden.
merle?	Merle? Jesus!... Patty?
whatcha doing in the underworld taylor?	This ain't Taylor. Taylor been shot. This man Chris been resurrected...
i was home on leave y'know and everybody's just worried 'bout making money, everybody's out for themselves, they don't even want to talk about it man, it's like the fucking twilight zone back there - you wouldn't even know there's a war on here. my sister says to me why you have to go there like i started this...	Baaaa! Fuck it, they sold us out - so what! What'd you'all expect? Civilian life is phoney BULLSHIT man. They're ROBOTS man - watchin' dopey television and drivin' dopey cars, and they fuck up, nobody dies. That's all right, you keep fuckin' up, politicians keep lyin'. Cause it don't really matter. Don't mean shit. So what! Whatcha want - a parade! Fuck that too! No war time no grunt never got no respect. Till he was dead - and even THEN! You're fighting for YOURSELF man! You're fighting for your SOUL, dat's all. Remember dat. And it's some goddamn battle too - if you'se a man, wrestle with that angel...  ...Love and Hate - the whole shitbang show, that's the story then and now and it ain't hardly gonna change...
well he ain't normal that's fo sure.	That's what he is... Baaaa!
tennessee someplace. hill country.	Barnes took a bullet right there. At Ia Drang Valley...  And the cocksucker SURVIVED - that's BAAAD man. That's his high, baby. High on WAR!
i didn't like it.	Bah, you're a child, Lerner. Rhah don't waste time on you.
and baaaaaaa! back on you.	If you're gonna do it man, 'least do it right.
right...	This is one time we could sure use Elias.
that's right. i don't want to hear about it 'cause to tell you the truth, i don't give a shit okay... i just don't give a shit anymore.	Right...
you don't want to hear about it?	That's right. I don't want to hear about it 'cause to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit okay... I just don't give a shit anymore.
i don't want to hear about it jackson.	You don't want to hear about it?
hey lieutenant i didn't ask for this job, i...	I don't want to hear about it Jackson.
i don't want to hear your problems, jackson. you'll get new men any day. time being you make do like everybody else.	Hey Lieutenant I didn't ask for this job, I...
begging your pardon lieutenant but my holes are far enuff apart you could run a regiment through there and nobody'd see them - i got five live bodies left...	I don't want to hear your problems, Jackson. You'll get new men any day. Time being you make do like everybody else.
these two holes are yours...	Begging your pardon Lieutenant but my holes are far enuff apart you could run a regiment through there and nobody'd see them - I got five live bodies left...
squad? i didn't know we was still referring to this platoon in terms of squads sir.	These two holes are yours...
jackson, looks like you got elias' squad now.	Squad? I didn't know we was still referring to this platoon in terms of squads sir.
you wanted to see me sir?	Jackson, looks like you got Elias' squad now.
what's the matter, baby? don't you like being kissed?	Next time you try that, Mr. Mitchell...  ..don't. I'm warning you.
just drunk enough.	What's the matter, baby? Don't you like being kissed?
i think you're drunk.	Just drunk enough.
i don't like being referred to as babe, or addressed as baby. i don't like your possessive attitude, nor your hints of secret knowledge. in fact, to be very frank, mr. mitchell, i don't think i like you.	Maybe you're going to have to like me.
how careful should i be?	I don't like being referred to as babe, or addressed as baby. I don't like your possessive attitude, nor your hints of secret knowledge. In fact, to be very frank, Mr. Mitchell, I don't think I like you.
please be a little more careful how you talk, mr. mitchell.	How careful should I be?
why certainly, baby.	Please be a little more careful how you talk, Mr. Mitchell.
i think i'd like to dance.	Why certainly, baby.
betty, this is margo west. she wants to meet you. miss mayfield.	How do you do?
if you change your mind about the cocktail party, or anything else, give me a buzz.	If I change my mind.
okay. you win.	If you change your mind about the cocktail party, or anything else, give me a buzz.
would you mind?	Okay. You win.
don't i even get my face slapped?	Would you mind?
i'm trying very hard to be polite about it.	Don't I even get my face slapped?
the brush-off, huh?	I'm trying very hard to be polite about it.
perhaps i'd better get you straightened out, mr. mitchell. you've been rather nice to me, in a couple of ways. and i'm grateful. but i don't think this entitles you to put me on a leash.	Nobody I'd rather have on a leash.
nobody gets invited to clark brandon's parties. they just go.	Perhaps I'd better get you straightened out, Mr. Mitchell. You've been rather nice to me, in a couple of ways. And I'm grateful. But I don't think this entitles you to put me on a leash.
i haven't been invited.	Nobody gets invited to Clark Brandon's parties. They just go.
well, how about a breeze up to the penthouse about six o'clock?  a friend of mine is throwing a cocktail party up there.	I haven't been invited.
i'm sure you have.	Well, how about a breeze up to the penthouse about six o'clock?  A friend of mine is throwing a cocktail party up there.
we have some nice places around vancouver.	I'm sure you have.
i'm not in the mood for dining and dancing.	We have some nice places around Vancouver.
what's the matter?	I'm not in the mood for dining and dancing.
not tonight.	What's the matter?
dine and dance tonight? i've got fifty bucks to throw away.	Not tonight.
don't get me wrong, betty. i'm not suggesting you murdered anybody, you know.	Dine and dance tonight? I've got fifty bucks to throw away.
yes?	How about taking to Uncle Larry into the old firm? He's a useful guy to have on your side.
i have a darned good idea you're name isn't betty mayfield at all.	Yes?
i think you're a nice girl. i like you. but i can read signs if the print is large enough. it was your manner more than the wedding ring that bothered the inspector.  a sort of tenseness, as if you were afraid of something.	I have a darned good idea you're name isn't Betty Mayfield at all.
i'm supposing.	I think you're a nice girl. I like you. But I can read signs if the print is large enough. It was your manner more than the wedding ring that bothered the inspector.  A sort of tenseness, as if you were afraid of something.
suppose i hadn't known that immigration inspector? hadn't put in a good word for you?	I'm supposing.
thank you.	Suppose I hadn't known that immigration inspector? Hadn't put in a good word for you?
no thanks?	Thank you.
very nice mitchell turns.	No thanks?
nice room. balcony and everything. lovely view too.	Very nice Mitchell turns.
i don't know.	You don't know.
indefinitely?	I don't know.
i really don't know.	Indefinitely?
a very small service. it doesn't even ask for thanks. how long for?	I really don't know.
well..	A very small service. It doesn't even ask for thanks. How long for?
i'll make one for you.  i live there.	Well..
is it? i expected to go to the vancouver royal. should i have a reservation?	I'll make one for you.  I live there.
where are you staying in vancouver royal. it's pretty crowded you know.	Is it? I expected to go to the Vancouver Royal. Should I have a reservation?
perhaps i don't take it so lightly.	Where are you staying in Vancouver Royal. It's pretty crowded you know.
or reno?  they always throw them off the bridge there, i've heard.	Perhaps I don't take it so lightly.
vancouver, b.c.	I'm going to Vancouver, Mr. Mitchell.
how far does this train go?	Vancouver, B.C.
you could tell me your name. and where you're going.	How far does this train go?
i'm afraid there's nothing i can do about it, mr. mitchell.	You could tell me your name. And where you're going.
same as an hour ago. remember? i'm the steady type.	I'm afraid there's nothing I can do about it, Mr. Mitchell.
my name's larry mitchell. i live in vancouver.	Same as an hour ago. Remember? I'm the steady type.
no thanks, i've seen seattle.	My name's Larry Mitchell. I live in Vancouver.
they might think i was running away from something.	Possibly, Miss.
crossing the border this time of night they're a bit particular. you'd have to prove your identity, you know... unless you've got a passport. they might even want to know why you're in such a hurry.  otherwise they might think...	They might think I was running away from something.
immigration officer?	Crossing the border this time of night they're a bit particular. You'd have to prove your identity, you know... unless you've got a passport. They might even want to know why you're in such a hurry.  Otherwise they might think...
well... they have to service the plane... and get a pilot down to the field, unless there's one hanging around there still... and then they have to get the immigration officer...	Immigration Officer?
how long would that take?	Well... they have to service the plane... and get a pilot down to the field, unless there's one hanging around there still... and then they have to get the immigration officer...
i'm afraid there's nothing more tonight, miss. unless you charter a plane.	How long would that take?
how soon can i get a plane to seattle?	I'm afraid there's nothing more tonight, Miss. Unless you charter a plane.
good evening, miss.	How soon can I get a plane to Seattle?
merely for our records, miss mayfield. it's usual for the guests who come here for the first time.	I'm carrying quite a large sum in Travelers checks. How much of a deposit would you like?
bank?	Merely for our records, Miss Mayfield. It's usual for the guests who come here for the first time.
i'm mr. campbell, miss mayfield.  purely as a matter of routine, i want to ask the name of your bank.	Bank?
i'm miss mayfield. is mr.  campbell here?	I'm Mr. Campbell, Miss Mayfield.  Purely as a matter of routine, I want to ask the name of your bank.
good morning. can i do something for you?	I'm Miss Mayfield. Is Mr.  Campbell here?
do you think i was faking?	If I did-I don't-now.
i think you mean that.	Do you think I was faking?
me?	Yes.  You.  You're not really a murderer yet.
if it has to be--do you mind if i do it myself?  oh, i don't mean with the gun. this is no trick.  when i wrote that note you have in your pocket-- that was no trick either.  it's not so hard for me as you think. i'm not crying about it, i've been skating close to it for quite some time.  the water is cold down there--  but so is everything else.  and there's you.	Me?
this is it, betty.  they'll find us again, fog or no fog.	If it has to be--do you mind if I do it myself?  Oh, I don't mean with the gun. This is no trick.  When I wrote that note you have in your pocket-- that was no trick either.  It's not so hard for me as you think. I'm not crying about it, I've been skating close to it for quite some time.  The water is cold down there--  But so is everything else.  And there's you.
every day of your life you'll want me.  you'll never get over it. every time you see your face in the mirror--	Shut up!  Cut it out!  Even if I have to kill both of us--
would i want to?	Every day of your life you'll want me.  You'll never get over it. Every time you see your face in the mirror--
but the next one is murder.  first the little step, then the longer step , and then the step you can never take back.  you could tell about mitchell.  you could tell about magruder--and the detective. it would hurt, but you could do it.  you could never tell about me.	Would I want to?
you think magruder wants to hang beside me?	But the next one is murder.  First the little step, then the longer step , and then the step you can never take back.  You could tell about Mitchell.  You could tell about Magruder--and the detective. It would hurt, but you could do it.  You could never tell about me.
magruder does.	You think Magruder wants to hang beside me?
who'd believe it but you?  i took him out to sea and threw him in the water.  even if they find him, what connects him with me?	Magruder does.
and that nasty man that followed us last night.  you didn't kill him.	Who'd believe it but you?  I took him out to sea and threw him in the water.  Even if they find him, what connects him with me?
mitchell was dead enough.	And that nasty man that followed us last night.  You didn't kill him.
yes.  yours.  you haven't murdered anybody.  you killed mitchell. wasn't that an accident?  it must have been.  if you kill a blackmailer, you kill him dead--so that he can't talk anymore.	Mitchell was dead enough.
mine?	Yes.  Yours.  You haven't murdered anybody.  You killed Mitchell. Wasn't that an accident?  It must have been.  If you kill a blackmailer, you kill him dead--so that he can't talk anymore.
and i'm begging for my life--and yours.	Mine?
it wasn't the time or place.  don't worry about the note, baby.  i'm playing for my neck now.	And I'm begging for my life--and yours.
you'll never make it.  you've out- smarted yourself.	I'm still on course to Victoria. Nobody saw you get on board, nobody seen you since.
don't go soft on me, baby.  i've got your note in my pocket.  you wrote it, all by your own self. and i have to use it.  it has to be found in exactly the right place.	So that I will never be found.
i guess i'm a little screwy.  maybe i could believe it.  should i try?	Don't go soft on me, baby.  I've got your note in my pocket.  You wrote it, all by your own self. And I have to use it.  It has to be found in exactly the right place.
magruder obliged me.  no use my saying it wasn't planned that way. i had to clean up.  i'm not a dumb- smart college boy anymore.  nobody in the world would believe i didn't plan the whole thing.	I guess I'm a little screwy.  Maybe I could believe it.  Should I try?
you-killed-him?	Magruder obliged me.  No use my saying it wasn't planned that way. I had to clean up.  I'm not a dumb- smart college boy anymore.  Nobody in the world would believe I didn't plan the whole thing.
not this one.  and not mitchell.	You-killed-him?
he'll come back...they always come back when you give them money.	Not this one.  And not Mitchell.
no.  i paid him off.	He'll come back...They always come back when you give them money.
that man that was following us last night--he didn't come back this morning.  i'm beginning to wonder about him, too.  was he really following me--or you?	No.  I paid him off.
it buys things, just like any other kind.	That man that was following us last night--he didn't come back this morning.  I'm beginning to wonder about him, too.  Was he really following me--or you?
the money that makes you mr. clark brandon.  let's you live in a penthouse, on top of the vancouver royal.  lets you own a cruiser. lets you do as you please, go where you please.  you big, open-handed, generous guy.  that's the kind of money it takes, isn't it?	It buys things, just like any other kind.
nobody believed i wasn't in on it. i was just a dumb-smart collage boy, and he was my father.  i thought it was a legitimate business.  he was a politician, with fingers in a lot of pies.  i never saw the pies.  they had names. for the record.  innocent names.  you know where that kind of money comes from, don't you?	The money that makes you Mr. Clark Brandon.  Let's you live in a penthouse, on top of the Vancouver Royal.  Lets you own a cruiser. Lets you do as you please, go where you please.  You big, open-handed, generous guy.  That's the kind of money it takes, isn't it?
what your father did doesn't condemn you.	Nobody believed I wasn't in on it. I was just a dumb-smart collage boy, and he was my father.  I thought it was a legitimate business.  He was a politician, with fingers in a lot of pies.  I never saw the pies.  They had names. For the record.  Innocent names.  You know where that kind of money comes from, don't you?
so could you.  but our records were a little against us.	What your father did doesn't condemn you.
if it was an accident, you could have told the truth.	So could you.  But our records were a little against us.
in a way.	If it was an accident, you could have told the truth.
larry mitchell found out.  so you killed him.	In a way.
i told you my father died in jail. he stole a fortune.  most of it pretty dirty money.  i don't care to have that known.	Larry Mitchell found out.  So you killed him.
including killaine...i still can't think of you that way.	I told you my father died in jail. He stole a fortune.  Most of it pretty dirty money.  I don't care to have that known.
including killaine.	Including Killaine...I still can't think of you that way.
funny, i never thought of you that way.  you were so close too.  we were all pretty stupid about you.	Including Killaine.
i thought you had to be back to the hotel.  to leave my--my note.	That's right.
that, and the fun of it.	I thought you had to be back to the hotel.  To leave my--my note.
if you're doing all this just for me.	That, and the fun of it.
wonder what?	If you're doing all this just for me.
i decided i didn't want a drink...i'm beginning to wonder.	Wonder what?
frozen.	Go down into the cabin and get yourself a drink.  Careful how you go, we're hitting the swell now.
cold?	Frozen.
there would be a moon tonight.	Cold?
i can still see the shoreline. the moon is rising.	There would be a moon tonight.
see anything?	I can still see the shoreline. The moon is rising.
killaine's wise.  we can't wait any longer.  here, put this on.  but stay out of sight until we clear the harbor.  i'll tell you when.	Killaine's wise to what?
well?	You leave it.
my father died in jail, and he was twice the man i am.	Well?
you wouldn't like it.  i've been there.	My father died in jail, and he was twice the man I am.
i'd still go through--even if i ended up in jail.	You wouldn't like it.  I've been there.
it's the frame on the picture. but not if you say so.	I'd still go through--even if I ended up in jail.
do you have to leave the note?	It's the frame on the picture. But not if you say so.
it did, but it never paid off-- until now.  i ought to be back within an hour. we can't leave until near dark anyway.	Do you have to leave the note?
this must have cost a fortune.	It did, but it never paid off-- until now.  I ought to be back within an hour. We can't leave until near dark anyway.
you'll be safe here.  i won't be long.  help yourself to anything you want. the galley's through there.  you can make coffee if you like.	This must have cost a fortune.
killaine...	The best interference runner we've got.  He thinks he's in love with you--and he's a gentleman.  Come here, baby.
if they had any reason to.  why make it tough for themselves?  why go to all that trouble?  here's an open book.  close it.  no reason to keep it open.  she was a nice girl, anyway.  and perhaps she didn't kill him on purpose.  perhaps she didn't kill the other one. you never know.  give her the benefit of the doubt.  leave her stay where she is.  close the book. finis.	Killaine...
but that's what i'm doing.  couldn't they think of that?	If they had any reason to.  Why make it tough for themselves?  Why go to all that trouble?  Here's an open book.  Close it.  No reason to keep it open.  She was a nice girl, anyway.  And perhaps she didn't kill him on purpose.  Perhaps she didn't kill the other one. You never know.  Give her the benefit of the doubt.  Leave her stay where she is.  Close the book. Finis.
blonde, beautiful, and sad--and nowhere.  of course she might have run away--if she knew how.  and where to go.  she might have dyed her hair.  bleached it before probably.  and changed her name again.  but look at this note.  and look at her room in the hotel. her stuff is all there.  hasn't a rag except what she stood up in. you don't run away like that.  not if you are young and beautiful. no chance.	But that's what I'm doing.  Couldn't they think of that?
and betty mayfield--	Blonde, beautiful, and sad--and nowhere.  Of course she might have run away--if she knew how.  And where to go.  She might have dyed her hair.  Bleached it before probably.  And changed her name again.  But look at this note.  And look at her room in the hotel. Her stuff is all there.  Hasn't a rag except what she stood up in. You don't run away like that.  Not if you are young and beautiful. No chance.
i run over to victoria.  play some golf with some people i know.  do it all the time.  that's why i have a cabin cruiser.  custom- built.forty knots.  mr clark brandon an almost gentleman of almost complete leisure.  member of six golf clubs.  broke 70 once on the shaughnessy heights course.  you have to be good to do that, and if you look out of a front window of the empress hotel in victoria, in a few hours you can look right down on mr. brandon's boat, the valkyrie.  came alone?  sure.  he always comes alone.  mr brandon's a rather lonely man.	And Betty Mayfield--
they'll look for you.	I run over to Victoria.  Play some golf with some people I know.  Do it all the time.  That's why I have a cabin cruiser.  Custom- built.Forty knots.  Mr Clark Brandon an almost gentleman of almost complete leisure.  Member of six golf clubs.  Broke 70 once on the Shaughnessy Heights Course.  You have to be good to do that, And if you look out of a front window of the Empress Hotel in Victoria, in a few hours you can look right down on Mr. Brandon's boat, the Valkyrie.  Came alone?  Sure.  He always comes alone.  Mr Brandon's a rather lonely man.
this is the ace, betty.  but not of spades.  they'll find out about the other.  they might know already. and when they get this--  what would they look for?  where? out there somewhere?	They'll look for you.
i was tried for murdering my husband.  guilty.  the judge set the verdict aside.  there was one man on the jury--  --but he was afraid.  they were all afraid--of my father-in-law. that man followed me last night-- he came from him of course.  my father-in-law will never give up. never.  he promised me that.  so i came to vancouver, b.c. as far away as i can get from north carolina.  and it happens all over again.  almost the same thing. almost the same way.  do you wonder about this--	This is the ace, Betty.  But not of spades.  They'll find out about the other.  They might know already. And when they get this--  What would they look for?  Where? Out there somewhere?
how bad is the other thing?  the secret?	I was tried for murdering my husband.  Guilty.  The judge set the verdict aside.  There was one man on the jury--  --but he was afraid.  They were all afraid--of my father-in-law. That man followed me last night-- he came from him of course.  My father-in-law will never give up. Never.  He promised me that.  So I came to Vancouver, B.C. As far away as I can get from North Carolina.  And it happens all over again.  Almost the same thing. Almost the same way.  Do you wonder about this--
take me where i haven't the courage to take myself.	How bad is the other thing?  The secret?
yes.  i've never been very far from it, for a long time.  will you do something for me?	Take me where I haven't the courage to take myself.
how bad is it?  bad enough for--	Yes.  I've never been very far from it, for a long time.  Will you do something for me?
that wasn't why i called you.  why did i hope--when i hadn't any right to hope?	How bad is it?  Bad enough for--
there's a lot of water between vancouver and the u.s.a. this note is a suicide note.  after you're gone where would they look for you?  why would they look for you? darkness, and open water, and a fast cabin cruiser.  and i have a pocket full of money.  and if i helped you, i'd be committing a crime, or so they tell me.	That wasn't why I called you.  Why did I hope--when I hadn't any right to hope?
wrote it in the waiting room of the hudson bay store.  with somebody's pekingese trying to climb into my lap.  perhaps you're right.  perhaps i didn't mean it. all i know is that i'm licked.	There's a lot of water between Vancouver and the U.S.A. This note is a suicide note.  After you're gone where would they look for you?  Why would they look for you? Darkness, and open water, and a fast cabin cruiser.  And I have a pocket full of money.  And if I helped you, I'd be committing a crime, or so they tell me.
if you meant it, you wouldn't show it to me, betty.  or am i supposed to deliver it to dear inspector killaine?	Wrote it in the waiting room of the Hudson Bay Store.  With somebody's Pekingese trying to climb into my lap.  Perhaps you're right.  Perhaps I didn't mean it. All I know is that I'm licked.
i know.  killaine has a warrant.	I have my own warrant.  Stop a minute, please.
they're going to arrest me.	I know.  Killaine has a warrant.
no percentage in that.	They're going to arrest me.
i hated to go to that place.  i almost went to the police station instead.	No percentage in that.
there's another man--right outside the booth here.  i never saw him before.	You're probably mistaken about that.  Let's get together sand talk it over.  There's always a solution to these problems.  But it must be near the water.  Quite near--  Yes, if you don't mind waiting.
cant be too close for me.  right across the street from it suits me.  anything else listed?	There's another man--right outside the booth here.  I never saw him Before.
i don't think that's on the market anymore.  i'd like something much closer to the water.	Cant be too close for me.  Right across the street from it suits me.  Anything else listed?
i'm in the hudson bay company's store.  that man last night--the one that followed me--	I don't think that's on the market anymore.  I'd like something much closer to the water.
it sounds like a fair location. could you be a little more exact?	I'm in the Hudson Bay Company's store.  That man last night--the one that followed me--
so have i.	From you, I like it.
that's the second round i've lost tonight.  that fellow hurt me.	So have I.
no use waiting, then.	That's the second round I've lost tonight.  That fellow hurt me.
nothing matters.	No use waiting, then.
it still doesn't matter if i kiss you?	Nothing matters.
try not talking.	It still doesn't matter if I kiss you?
take me home--and forget you ever saw me. that's a silly remark isn't it?	Try not talking.
anything i can do about it?	Take me home--and forget you ever saw me. That's a silly remark isn't it?
no matter. there's nothing i can do about it.	Anything I can do about it?
why?	No matter. There's nothing I can do about it.
all right--following me.	Why?
us?	All right--following me.
he was following us--but he's not a policeman.	Us?
he's not a cop. a cop wouldn't have kneed me.	He was following us--but he's not a policeman.
you don't know who he is?	He's not a cop. A cop wouldn't have kneed me.
he's a fellow with a very hard knee, and he knows how to use it.	You don't know who he is?
absolutely sure.	We'll find out.
quite sure you saw him in the hotel lobby?	Absolutely sure.
couldn't be.	Then he's--
then he's got to be a detective.	Couldn't be.
killaine's not that sort of guy. he said no--he meant no.	Then he's got to be a detective.
we walked right passed him. he's following us.	Killaine's not that sort of guy. He said no--he meant no.
i didn't notice him.	We walked right passed him. He's following us.
that man over there. he was in the hotel lobby.	I didn't notice him.
they know you here--know your name.	I know everybody. I don't look at half of life, just the nice half, I look at all of it.
why not?	They know you here--know your name.
dance? here?	Why not?
want to dance?	Dance? Here?
is this the best you can do?	At this time of night. It's not as bad as it looks.
cold?	Is this the best you can do?
you, too?  my name is betty mayfield. i was born, and i am here. message ends. that's what i told him. he didn't like it.	I'm different. I like it fine.
just who are you, anyway?	You, too?  My name is Betty Mayfield. I was born, and I am here. Message ends. That's what I told him. He didn't like it.
certainly not to me.	Just who are you, anyway?
let's not pretend mitchell meant anything to either of us.	Certainly not to me.
dance? tonight?	Let's not pretend Mitchell meant anything to either of us.
so there is. you don't want to go to bed. i don't want to go to bed. let's go somewhere and hear some music--have something to drink-- something to eat--even dance.	Dance? Tonight?
there's a lot of night left to live through.	So there is. You don't want to go to bed. I don't want to go to bed. Let's go somewhere and hear some music--have something to drink-- something to eat--even dance.
quarter after one. why?	There's a lot of night left to live through.
what time is it?	Quarter after one. Why?
that's putting it mildly.	What time is it?
he could hardly help suspecting you.	That's putting it mildly.
bad enough.	He could hardly help suspecting you.
bad?	Bad enough.
there's one thing i may as well tell you. you'll find it out anyhow. i tried to run away--when i found him out there on the balcony. there wasn't any plane.	You didn't have to tell him that.
want a spike in it?	No thanks.
it's always a mistake to run away. always.	Want a spike in it?
there wasn't any plane.	It's always a mistake to run away. Always.
you tried to run away.	There wasn't any plane.
i'd rather wait until it does matter.	You tried to run away.
go ahead...if you want to. it doesn't matter.	I'd rather wait until it does matter.
he was a great boy for that. what else?	That's all there is.
he knew the immigration officer. he eased himself in.	He was a great boy for that. What else?
nice of him.	He knew the immigration officer. He eased himself in.
on a train. he said he lived here, and he offered to make a reservation for me.	Nice of him.
how did you meet him?	On a train. He said he lived here, and he offered to make a reservation for me.
i don't.	How did you meet him?
they'll know whether he killed himself.	I don't.
no. and i've never fired a gun in my life, aren't you supposed not to touch it?	Sure... but somebody always does..
he got in here how?	Not with my consent, strange as it seems. I don't know how he got in. I don't know anything.
there isn't one.. that anyone would believe. i went for a walk after dinner, down to the ocean...alone... i came up and went to bed. i didn't sleep very well. then there was a thunderstorm. and it began to rain. i went across to close the french door. that's the first time i saw him out there.	He got in here how?
what's funny about that? if you pick up people like larry mitchell other people are bound to get funny ideas about you. the world is full of larry mitchells.	There's one less tonight.
you said it wasn't a tragedy.	What's funny about that? If you pick up people like Larry Mitchell other people are bound to get funny ideas about you. The world is full of Larry Mitchells.
much too late.	Don't take it so big... it isn't a tragedy.
i know it's a littler late for an apology.	Much too late.
dance?	No thank you.
you're sure mr. brandon won't mind?	He doesn't even know half the people who come up to drink his liquor.
thanks for the fresh air. that felt good.	You're sure Mr. Brandon won't mind?
do you think i don't?	Thanks for the fresh air. That felt good.
neatly said...but to the wrong man. the trouble with pretty girls is that they can't imagine anyone thinking of anything else but the fact they are pretty girls. i get tired of it.	Do you think I don't?
i hate to be alone. but i've heard all the approaches there are... even yours.	Neatly said...but to the wrong man. The trouble with pretty girls is that they can't imagine anyone thinking of anything else but the fact they are pretty girls. I get tired of it.
i don't know you and you don't know me. i made a reasonably polite suggestion. but i'm sure you'd rather be alone.	I hate to be alone. But I've heard all the approaches there are... even yours.
i didn't say anything.	I don't know you and you don't know me. I made a reasonably polite suggestion. But I'm sure you'd rather be alone.
whatever you say.	I didn't say anything.
would it make you anymore amusing?	Whatever you say.
i can be talked out of it. as a matter of fact, i'd like a dry martini myself.	Would it make you anymore amusing?
you're drinking it.	I can be talked out of it. As a matter of fact, I'd like a dry Martini myself.
no.  are you really going to drink that stuff?	You're drinking it.
and do you amuse the guests?	No.  Are you really going to drink that stuff?
i never pay for anything. they just keep me here to amuse the guests.	And do you amuse the guests?
you're not paying for this. it's quite enough that you let me sit at your table.	I never pay for anything. They just keep me here to amuse the guests.
sure. but i'd hate like the dickens to be held to everything i've said before, wouldn't you?	You're not paying for this. It's quite enough that you let me sit at your table.
as i said before...	Sure. But I'd hate like the Dickens to be held to everything I've said before, wouldn't you?
no.. not very well. and i like his friends even less. but..  if you really want a good dry martini..	As I said before...
you don't sound as if you liked him very much.	No.. not very well. And I like his friends even less. But..  If you really want a good dry Martini..
brandon. clark brandon. fellow about my age. lot of money... that he didn't make. former american. now naturalized in canada. social standing indeterminate. manners not quite perfect. scotch superb.	You don't sound as if you liked him very much.
what did you say his name was?	Brandon. Clark Brandon. Fellow about my age. Lot of money... that he didn't make. Former American. Now naturalized in Canada. Social standing indeterminate. Manners not quite perfect. Scotch superb.
it's open-house. no crashing involved. anybody in the hotel's welcome.	What did you say his name was?
i don't need it that badly. i don't enjoy crashing other people's parties.	It's open-house. No crashing involved. Anybody in the hotel's welcome.
it might be worth a martini to you.	I don't need it that badly. I don't enjoy crashing other people's parties.
i see.	It might be worth a Martini to you.
a fellow named brandon has a penthouse here. he's holding open house. i was up there. too noisy. bored.	I see.
disgusting, aren't they? if you really want a martini, i know where you can get one.	A fellow named Brandon has a penthouse here. He's holding open house. I was up there. Too noisy. Bored.
your liquor laws..	Disgusting, aren't they? If you really want a Martini, I know where you can get one.
sit down then. we often have a double up here.	I see.
no, please.	Sit down then. We often have a double up here.
you can have the table yourself, if you'd rather. i'm only killing time.	No, please.
ale. i don't mind.	Right, Miss.
beer or ale, miss?	Ale. I don't mind.
beer?  well, all right.	Beer or ale, Miss?
sorry, miss. beer and ale only. canadian law.	Beer?  Well, all right.
i'd like a dry martini. very dry, please.	Sorry, Miss. Beer and ale only. Canadian law.
yes, miss.	I'd like a dry Martini. Very dry, please.
but i tell you---if you'd only understand.	I understand, Betty.  I understand perfectly.
i hope he can prove it.  come on. you don't want to get pneumonia.	But I tell you---if you'd only understand.
no, jeff.  you don't.  he's not a murderer, i tell you.  he;s not a murderer.	I hope he can prove it.  Come on. You don't want to get pneumonia.
we know everything.	No, Jeff.  You don't.  He's not a murderer, I tell you.  He;s not a murderer.
he could have killed me a dozen times.  you'd never have known.	We know everything.
not sometimes.  always.  just because it is the hard way.  you're that kind of man, jeff.	Goodbye, Betty.
sometimes.	Not sometimes.  Always.  Just because it is the hard way.  You're that kind of man, Jeff.
you do things the hard way, don't you?	Sometimes.
there's an empty taxi across the street.  if you're so anxious, take it.  he'll know the way to the police headquarters.	You do things the hard way, don't you?
but even if you were in love with me.	There's an empty taxi across the street.  If you're so anxious, take it.  He'll know the way to the police headquarters.
i know that.	But even if you were in love with me.
what proper grounds?  you can't be in love with me.  you hardly know me.  i'm not in love with you.	I know that.
i've been a soldier too.  there is a difference.  a policeman, like a judge, has a right to disqualify himself on proper grounds.	What proper grounds?  You can't be in love with me.  You hardly know me.  I'm not in love with you.
what are you going to do--toss your job into puget sound?  because i make you think of magnolias?  i thought policeman was something like a soldier.  that his duty came first.  however much he might happen hate it.	I've been a soldier too.  There is a difference.  A policeman, like a judge, has a right to disqualify himself on proper grounds.
you're still a police officer, jeff.  i saw you send those two men away. i know they were watching me.	What are you going to do--toss your job into Puget Sound?  Because I make you think of magnolias?  I thought policeman was something like a soldier.  That his duty came first.  However much he might happen hate it.
that's they're business.  can i drop you somewhere?	You're still a police officer, Jeff.  I saw you send those two men away. I know they were watching me.
what will they do to you?	That's they're business.  Can I drop you somewhere?
i can't answer that.	What will they do to you?
to do what?	I can't answer that.
you've got a couple of hours, maybe.	To do what?
i'm enough of a copper to do my duty.  my boss made it tough for me.  if i don't arrest you, i've gone soft.  if i do, it's to save my face.  i don't play those rules.	You've got a couple of hours, maybe.
because you think your in love with me?	I'm enough of a copper to do my duty.  My boss made it tough for me.  If I don't arrest you, I've gone soft.  If I do, it's to save my face.  I don't play those rules.
that's something i can't spare you.  but i won't do it myself.	Because you think your in love with me?
they'll only find someone else-- who won't be so kind.	That's something I can't spare you.  But I won't do it myself.
time's up.  i'm off the case.	They'll only find someone else-- who won't be so kind.
i always wear gloves when i shoot people.  a bad joke--but better than tears.	Time's up.  I'm off the case.
so mitchell had handled it. afterwards, brandon picked it up.  there's no indication you handled it.	I always wear gloves when I shoot people.  A bad joke--but better than tears.
looking for peanuts, i suppose.	So Mitchell had handled it. Afterwards, Brandon picked it up.  There's no indication you handled it.
not quiet yet.  we know who the gun belonged to. margo west.  she told us this morning.  it doesn't mean much.  mitchell took it away from her.  he had a habit of going through her bag.	Looking for peanuts, I suppose.
jeff.  shall we go now, jeff, and get it over with?	Not quiet yet.  We know who the gun belonged to. Margo West.  She told us this morning.  It doesn't mean much.  Mitchell took it away from her.  He had a habit of going through her bag.
they call me jeff.	Jeff.  Shall we go now, Jeff, and get it over with?
what do your friends call you?-- the ones that know you well?--and like you very much?	They call me Jeff.
that's my hard luck--i'm man enough to tell you about it--and not be sorry.	What do your friends call you?-- The ones that know you well?--and like you very much?
very ridiculous.	That's my hard luck--I'm man enough to tell you about it--and not be sorry.
palm trees against a sunset--waves breaking on a coral reef--the taj mahal by moonlight--roses in an english garden, just after a shower--  clichs, one and all--but good ones, with a lot of mileage left in them--there's one thing he does not see--murder--and murder was what he was sent to find.  pretty ridiculous, isn't it?	Very ridiculous.
what does he see?	Palm trees against a sunset--waves breaking on a coral reef--the Taj Mahal by moonlight--roses in an English garden, just after a shower--  Clichs, one and all--but good ones, with a lot of mileage left in them--there's one thing he does not see--murder--and murder was what he was sent to find.  Pretty ridiculous, isn't it?
he looks at the girl, looks into her eyes--	What does he see?
points very straight to her.	He looks at the girl, looks into her eyes--
i'm about to be very silly.  a man passes a girl on the street--a very lovely girl--his eyes meet her eyes, and something reaches out and takes hold of his heart-- and then she goes on and is lost in the crowd--and he says to himself, "there goes my lost love"-- and it's true--if he never sees her again, it's still true.  of course, after a while, he forgets-- or almost forgets--because after a while we forget almost everything.  but this man is a copper.  he gets orders--routine orders--to go to a place and investigate a murder-- and everything points to a certain girl.	Points very straight to her.
you wouldn't even try  there must be some copper in you, or you wouldn't be an inspector.	There must be-- but when I'm with you I can't find it.
i might be able to save you.  if i knew enough.	You wouldn't even try  There must be some copper in you, or you wouldn't be an inspector.
i expected nothing else.	I might be able to save you.  If I knew enough.
i don't want to talk.	I've come here to arrest you for murder.
this isn't a very good place to talk.	I don't want to talk.
then there isn't much i can do, is there?	There isn't anything you can do.
you understand perfectly.	Then there isn't much I can do, is there?
if i understand what you meant by that.	You understand perfectly.
nobody can help me. you, least of all.	If I understand what you meant by that.
you won't tell me who you are? you won't even give me a chance to help you?	Nobody can help me. You, least of all.
you're a police officer. a very nice one--but you have a job to do. i'm a girl who's in a jam, and it's your job to keep me there. don't go considerate on me. i might start to bawl.	You won't tell me who you are? You won't even give me a chance to help you?
we try to be decent.	You're a police officer. A very nice one--but you have a job to do. I'm a girl who's in a jam, and it's your job to keep me there. Don't go considerate on me. I might start to bawl.
you--or the vancouver police department?	We try to be decent.
i wouldn't make you talk about it. my job is the death of marry mitchell.  why can't you give me your confidence?	You--or the Vancouver Police Department?
you've has an experience that you don't want to talk about. an unhappy marriage, for example.	I wouldn't make you talk about it. My job is the death of Marry Mitchell.  Why can't you give me your confidence?
the police always do, don't they?	You've has an experience that you don't want to talk about. An unhappy marriage, for example.
i'll find out, you know. perhaps not today--perhaps not tomorrow. but in the end, i'll find out.	The police always do, don't they?
you were there when i last saw him.	I'd like to believe that. It's not too easy.
we're 98 per cent certain mitchell was murdered. there are a lot of reasons.  was he very drunk when you last saw him?	You were there when I last saw him.
is it a crime?	We're 98 per cent certain Mitchell was murdered. There are a lot of reasons.  Was he very drunk when you last saw him?
but not in the investigation of a major crime, i hope.	Is it a crime?
who hasn't--one way or another?	But not in the investigation of a major crime, I hope.
you've had dealings with the police before?	Who hasn't--one way or another?
you were a galahad, compared to some cops i've known.	You've had dealings with the police before?
true. i was a bit irritable last night. i apologize.	You were a galahad, compared to some cops I've known.
we wouldn't have met at all.	True. I was a bit irritable last night. I apologize.
down below's stanley park. on the other side of the trees, there's a beach. you can see it.  steveston's over there. coast guard station.  there's the yacht club, and beyond it, the docks. the over on the other side of the inlet, there's grouse mountain. it's about 4000 feet high. there's a restaurant on top of it. very nice restaurant.  i'm sorry we couldn't have met in pleasanter circumstances, miss mayfield.	We wouldn't have met at all.
florida?	I've never been to Florida.
you must come from pretty far south.	FLorida?
deep blue? i'd call it grey-blue.	You must come from pretty far South.
care for a stroll outside? beautiful morning. the air is like wine, the sky is a deep blue.	Deep blue? I'd call it grey-blue.
they're all crude, when they don't work. had breakfast?	Care for a stroll outside? Beautiful morning. The air is like wine, the sky is a deep blue.
good morning, mr. killaine. i'm sorry i can't give you the name of my bank--because i have no bank at the moment.  that was a crude trick.	They're all crude, when they don't work. Had breakfast?
why don't you arrest me and be done with it.	I probably shall--after I've tortured you a little more.
an unhappy marriage hardly seems a sufficient reason for that.	Why don't you arrest me and be done with it.
where's you get it?	A graduation present.
yes.	Where's you get it?
what this?	Yes.
would you be satisfied if i said i shot him?	What this?
stop saying you're sorry. i want information, not regrets.	Would you be satisfied if I said I shot him?
i'm sorry.	Stop saying you're sorry. I want information, not regrets.
regimental! seaforth highlanders.	I'm sorry.
your family coat of arms, mr. killaine?	Regimental! Seaforth Highlanders.
who told you i was married?	There's the clear mark of a wedding ring on your finger.
well, that's not getting us anywhere. you won't tell me who you are, or give any account of yourself. you won't even give me your address in the united states. why? unhappy marriage?	Who told you I was married?
that's an evasion and you know it.	It is?
you didn't ask a question. you made a speech.	That's an evasion and you know it.
please answer my question.	You didn't ask a question. You made a speech.
miss mayfield, the humor of the situation escapes me. within 24 hours i shall know officially whether mitchell was murdered. privately, i'm quite sure of it now. it happened in your room, and you came to vancouver with him.. at any rate, he made your hotel reservation.. and you arrived together. here in this room he behaved nastily to you, and you said something to him which might be taken as a threat.  a few hours later he was found dead on your balcony. would it be too much too suggest that all these circumstances taken together are a little suspicious?	Please answer my question.
i'm sorry, that's all there is.	Miss Mayfield, the humor of the situation escapes me. Within 24 hours I shall know officially whether Mitchell was murdered. Privately, I'm quite sure of it now. It happened in your room, and you came to Vancouver with him.. At any rate, he made your hotel reservation.. And you arrived together. Here in this room he behaved nastily to you, and you said something to him which might be taken as a threat.  A few hours later he was found dead on your balcony. Would it be too much too suggest that all these circumstances taken together are a little suspicious?
i'll have to know a little more than that.	I'm sorry, that's all there is.
i was born in new york city. i grew up. and here i am.	I'll have to know a little more than that.
you probably know the type. you find them in hotels and resorts all over the world. they always have clothes, and money, and usually have had three or four husbands. they dress and enamel themselves with great care. they worry a great deal about those little lines at the corner of the eyes.. and they demonstrate their incompetence at the art of living bet getting mixed up with people like larry mitchell.  tell me about yourself, miss mayfield.	I was born in New York City. I grew up. And here I am.
i don't know her.. or particularly want to.	You probably know the type. You find them in hotels and resorts all over the world. They always have clothes, and money, and usually have had three or four husbands. They dress and enamel themselves with great care. They worry a great deal about those little lines at the corner of the eyes.. And they demonstrate their incompetence at the art of living bet getting mixed up with people like Larry Mitchell.  Tell me about yourself, Miss Mayfield.
mrs. west is a very emotional woman.	I don't know her.. or particularly want to.
mr. reed, please, for mr.  brandon.  very well. have him call. mr. brandon is in his office now.  mr. reed stepped out, mr.  brandon.	This way.
and there's a mr. goble to see you. says his business is personal.	Who's Goble?
all right. get him.	And there's a Mr. Goble to see you. Says his business is personal.
mr. reed would like you to call him.	All right. Get him.
morning. any calls?	Mr. Reed would like you to call him.
good morning, mr. brandon.	Morning. Any calls?
i don't like your perfume in my office. make it somewhere else if you don't like charlie's.	Charlie's suits me fine. I don't scare.
why not here?	I don't like your perfume in my office. Make it somewhere else if you don't like Charlie's.
there's two hundred. i'll meet you in an hour--where we met last night	Why not here?
get it in half an hour.	There's two hundred. I'll meet you in an hour--where we met last night
got the information on you?	Get it in half an hour.
got it on you?	Got the information on you?
a thousand.	Got it on you?
sorry. another client paid for that. you can hire me not to use it.	A thousand.
you mentioned information.	Sorry. Another client paid for that. You can hire me not to use it.
i stick around and wait for the five hundred.	You mentioned information.
for two hundred?	I stick around and wait for the five hundred.
i go home and paint the kitchen.	For two hundred?
for five hundred, what do i get?	I go home and paint the kitchen.
bluff. you've waited too long.	For five hundred, what do I get?
if i call the police, your price will go down to a minus sign.	Bluff. You've waited too long.
you hurt my feelings. i ought to raise the price to be a thousand.	If I call the police, your price will go down to a minus sign.
i don't know whether to knock your teeth down your throat--or call the police--or just give you twenty bucks to go out and buy yourself a clean nose.	You hurt my feelings. I ought to raise the price to be a thousand.
quit trying to scare me, mr. brandon, i'm neurotic.	I don't know whether to knock your teeth down your throat--or call the police--or just give you twenty bucks to go out and buy yourself a clean nose.
that's a nice hard knee you've got, goble. how'd you like to trade it for a broken neck?	Quit trying to scare me, Mr. Brandon, I'm neurotic.
mayfield? oh, that girl you were with last night. you haven't hired me yet. mr. brandon.	That's a nice hard knee you've got, Goble. How'd you like to trade it for a broken neck?
what have you got on miss mayfield?	Mayfield? Oh, that girl you were with last night. You haven't hired me yet. Mr. Brandon.
$40 a day and expenses. expenses run pretty high on a case like this. i'm a long way from home. i don't have a b.c. licence. i'd need about $500 for a retainer.	What have you got on Miss Mayfield?
what are your rates?	$40 a day and expenses. Expenses run pretty high on a case like this. I'm a long way from home. I don't have a B.C. Licence. I'd need about $500 for a retainer.
you guessed it. the card's phony. i got plenty of 'em. different names, different jobs. i work out of san francisco. go anywhere, do anything. all it takes is the folding.	What are your rates?
private eye?	You guessed it. The card's phony. I got plenty of 'em. Different names, different jobs. I work out of San Francisco. Go anywhere, do anything. All it takes is the folding.
information--protection--you might even want to hire me to go home and listen to the radio.  that's the funny part of my business-- once in a while, i get hired not to work.  nice girl you were with last night. known her long?	Private eye?
name it.	Information--protection--you might even want to hire me to go home and listen to the radio.  That's the funny part of my business-- once in a while, I get hired not to work.  Nice girl you were with last night. Known her long?
i'm not sure i want anything from you. you might want something from me.	Name it.
i'm still asking. what do you want?	I'm not sure I want anything from you. You might want something from me.
you asked for it.	I'm still asking. What do you want?
nice friendly approach you've got. goble. i could hardly walk when i got out of bed this morning.	You asked for it.
i'd like a few words with you, in private.	I'm not interested in blind dates.
until he comes. he's a nice guy. you've met him.	That comedian?
i'm sorry. this thing has just knocked me silly.  how long do we have to wait for this police character?	Until he comes. He's a nice guy. You've met him.
leave that one lay.	They still hang women in Canada, I've heard.
and without much discrimination.	Leave that one lay.
sometimes.	And without much discrimination.
you make friends quickly, don't you, clark?	Sometimes.
martini.	You, Killaine?
what'll you have, margo?	Martini.
fascinated.	What'll you have, Margo?
let me introduce you. mr.  killaine, mrs. west.	Fascinated.
in the same elevator. it is a public conveyance.	Let me introduce you. Mr.  Killaine, Mrs. West.
hi margo. hello killaine. you two come together?	In the same elevator. It is a public conveyance.
what's this in favor of?	I don't like to be tailed. The lady I'm with doesn't like to be stared at. To put the matter in a couple of nutshells, I don't like you.
the new ones are fine. the last set i had gave me all kinds of trouble.	What's this in favor of?
how are your teeth getting along?	The new ones are fine. The last set I had gave me all kinds of trouble.
i've got good ears.	How are your teeth getting along?
who told you my name?	I've got good ears.
me a cop? what made you think that, mr. brandon?	Who told you my name?
so you're not a cop.	Me a cop? What made you think that, Mr. Brandon?
what's a buzzer?	So you're not a cop.
all right, let's see the buzzer.	What's a buzzer?
you asked me where it all came from.	Oh.  That was just one of those idle questions.  One doesn't expect an answer.
what?	You asked me where it all came from.
i had a father who knew how to steal.	What?
where did it all come from?  or is that a permissible question?	I had a father who knew how to steal.
i buy my shirts by the dozen. fortunately.	Where did it all come from?  Or is that a permissible question?
i tried it once.  i lost my shirt.	I buy my shirts by the dozen. Fortunately.
now and then.  mostly just for the fun of it.	I tried it once.  I lost my shirt.
you do a lot of real estate trading, brandon?	Now and then.  Mostly just for the fun of it.
wait a minute.  i'll go with you.	You do a lot of real estate trading, Brandon?
i'm afraid they do.  far too often. so long.	Wait a minute.  I'll go with you.
you forgetting the gag line, killaine.  the police don't take anything for granted.	I'm afraid they do.  Far too often. So long.
no more for me, thanks.  remember what i said.  i can't interfere with the law.	Where would she go, anyway.  Don't tell me you haven't got her covered.
you don't buy it.  okay.  so i still want betty mayfield.  where is she?	No idea.
romeo in reverse.  uh-uh.  no sale, killaine.	You don't buy it.  Okay.  So I still want Betty Mayfield.  Where is she?
or just drunk enough.  he was with her when she registered.  he knew where her room was.  you were out most of the evening.  there was a lot of mess to clean up . waiters coming and going, the door standing open.  suppose mitchell came in to grab a drink for himself, then wandered out on this balcony, then realized betty's balcony was just below yours.	Romeo in reverse.  Uh-uh.  No sale, Killaine.
mitchell was too drunk.	Or just drunk enough.  He was with her when she registered.  He knew where her room was.  You were out most of the evening.  There was a lot of mess to clean up . Waiters coming and going, the door standing open.  Suppose Mitchell came in to grab a drink for himself, then wandered out on this balcony, then realized betty's balcony was just below yours.
she didn't have to.  he could have climbed down from here.	Mitchell was too drunk.
how could mitchell?  after that act he put on up here, is it likely she'd let him in?	She didn't have to.  He could have climbed down from here.
mitchell was killed down here.  how could clarendon get in to do it?  or margo for that matter.	How could Mitchell?  After that act he put on up here, is it likely she'd let him in?
and old man clarendon?  he had a motive, too.  margo and her money.	Mitchell was killed down here.  How could Clarendon get in to do it?  Or Margo for that matter.
your concentrating too hard, killaine.  what about margo west? she had a motive.  i guess you know by this time whose gun it was?	And old man Clarendon?  He had a motive, too.  Margo and her money.
not if she knew she wouldn't be believed.	Your concentrating too hard, Killaine.  What about Margo West? She had a motive.  I guess you know by this time whose gun it was?
that could be told.	Not if she knew she wouldn't be believed.
it could have been an accident.	That COULD BE TOLD.
don't kid me.  you don't think she murdered mitchell.	It could have been an accident.
information.	Don't kid me.  You don't think she murdered Mitchell.
you passed up a dozen chances to arrest her.  what toughened you up?	Information.
the only answer i have for you.	You passed up a dozen chances to arrest her.  What toughened you up?
doesn't answer the question.	The only answer I have for you.
you'd be breaking the law.	Doesn't answer the question.
would that make me a heel?	You'd be breaking the law.
i've always thought you were a pretty nice guy, brandon.  i'd like to go on thinking so.  if you tried to help her get away--	Would that make me a heel?
that must hurt.	I've always thought you were a pretty nice guy, Brandon.  I'd like to go on thinking so.  If you tried to help her get away--
i have a warrant for her arrest.	That must hurt.
a couple of hours.	I have a warrant for her arrest.
sure.  let's discuss betty mayfield.  how long since you saw her?	A couple of hours.
could we discuss that some other time?	Sure.  Let's discuss Betty Mayfield.  How long since you saw her?
"money is a sort of sixth sense that gives meaning to all the others." very appealing, especially to a poor man.	Could we discuss that some other time?
i wouldn't know.	"Money is a sort of sixth sense that gives meaning to all the others." Very appealing, especially to a poor man.
i would.  fancy waking up every morning with that in your lap.  wonderful thing, money is.  remember what somerset maugham said about it ?	I wouldn't know.
i never notice the view after the first week.	I would.  Fancy waking up every morning with that in your lap.  Wonderful thing, money is.  Remember what Somerset Maugham said about it ?
thanks.  lovely view you have, haven't you?	I never notice the view after the first week.
if it doesn't take too long.  drink?	Thanks.  I don't mind.
time for a little chat?	If it doesn't take too long.  Drink?
i don't.	Well--good night.
in case you want to have us followed.	I don't.
how are you two getting along?	Delightfully. Every time Miss Mayfield says something, I know less than I did before.  Well, I may as well knock off for tonight.  Good night, Miss Mayfield. Do let me thank you for your cooperation.
how about a cup of coffee?	No thanks. I had some. How would you like to take a walk for, say, half and hour?
near his right hand. about a foot away. perhaps more. good heavens, one doesn't use a tape measure.	We do, when we get the chance.
it was lying where on the balcony?	Near his right hand. About a foot away. Perhaps more. Good heavens, one doesn't use a tape measure.
no.	It was lying where on the balcony?
i rather thought so. and before that, had you ever seen the gun?	No.
could be.	I rather thought so. And before that, had you ever seen the gun?
quite sure you had no motive?	Could be.
on miss mayfield's balcony.. beside the chaise, i picked it up. don't ask me why. i ought to know better.	Quite sure you had no motive?
where?	On Miss Mayfield's balcony.. beside the chaise, I picked it up. Don't ask me why. I ought to know better.
yes, i've seen it before.	Where?
thank you.	Yes, I've seen it before.
she doesn't look like a girl who would let herself be picked up on a train.	That's what I thought, at first.  Maybe somebody else ought to have thrown this party.  With my liquor of course.
somebody mitchell picked up on the train. i don't even know her name.	She doesn't look like a girl who would let herself be picked up on a train.
hardly. who's the girl?	Somebody Mitchell picked up on the train. I don't even know her name.
would it have helped if i'd knocked him down?	Hardly. Who's the girl?
round of golf saturday?	If I can get off.
the usual grind.	Round of golf Saturday?
how's life treating you?	The usual grind.
that's what i like about cocktail parties. everyone is so perfectly natural.	How's life treating you?
it goes with this... cold houses and warm drinks...the effete englishman.	You're not English.
a private joke.	It goes with this... cold houses and warm drinks...the effete Englishman.
what?	A private joke.
you don't throw guests out, brandon.	Don't bet on it. I'm eccentric.
want to walk out... or get thrown out?	You don't throw guests out, Brandon.
how would you know, brandon?	Want to walk out... or get thrown out?
i wouldn't know. just do it somewhere else. there is such a thing as good manners.	How would you know, Brandon?
did i do something wrong?	I wouldn't know. Just do it somewhere else. There is such a thing as good manners.
do me a favor, mitchell. find yourself a nice secluded park bench.	Did I do something wrong?
lay off, can't you?	Lay off what? This is my new girl friend. Met her on the train. She's very fond of me. Love at first sight. Wasn't it, baby?
what's the matter, baby. don't you like me anymore?	Lay off, can't you?
the liquors lovely. the rest of the party you can have.	What's the matter, baby. Don't you like me anymore?
hello, mitchell. having fun?	The liquors lovely. The rest of the party you can have.
i think we'd better discuss this in my office, mr. mitchell.	Nothing to discuss. Tomorrow the sun will shine even brighter. Be grateful for small mercies.
i'm afraid this is all for the moment.	I think we'd better discuss this in my office, Mr. Mitchell.
rather more than a little something, mr. mitchell.	I'm afraid this is all for the moment.
a little something on account perhaps?	Rather more than a little something, Mr. Mitchell.
mr. mitchell.	A little something on account perhaps?
good afternoon, mr. campbell.	Mr. Mitchell.
nastiness. you're nasty with words. why wouldn't you be nasty with deeds once in a while? you hated him--and i know why.	He was very easy to hate. If you'll look in your mirror, when you are in a better temper- you'll know why.
with what motive?	Nastiness. You're nasty with words. Why wouldn't you be nasty with deeds once in a while? You hated him--and I know why.
you could have got in that room, just as you got in here. how do i know you didn't kill larry?	With what motive?
how clumsy. i'd never forgive myself. good night my dear.	You could have got in that room, just as you got in here. How do I know you didn't kill Larry?
one of these days, you're going to wake up in the middle of the night and find that you've cut your throat.	How clumsy. I'd never forgive myself. Good night my dear.
convenient, isn't it?	One of these days, you're going to wake up in the middle of the night and find that you've cut your throat.
they'll arrest that girl. everything points to her.	Convenient, isn't it?
so he did--but he hasn't told you what he saw. i have.	They'll arrest that girl. Everything points to her.
he saw my face too.	So he did--but he hasn't told you what he saw. I have.
i saw your face this evening when the detective showed you the gun. you lied. it was obvious.	He saw my face too.
that's not enough.	I saw your face this evening when the detective showed you the gun. You lied. It was obvious.
i'm a very observant man. you had something in your bag this afternoon, something that causes you to hold it in a particular way. something that made a particular sound when you put it down on the bar. you went out with mitchell. none of us ever saw him again.	That's not enough.
sardonic, if you will my dear. bust nasty. you lied about the gun.	I'm a very observant man. You had something in your bag this afternoon, Something that causes you to hold it in a particular way. Something that made a particular sound when you put it down on the bar. You went out with Mitchell. None of us ever saw him again.
you nasty, sardonic--	Sardonic, if you will my dear. Bust nasty. You lied about the gun.
and now that he's safe from all other women, you can go on loving him.	You nasty, sardonic--
don't be a fool. i loved him. he wasn't worth it, but i loved him.	And now that he's safe from all other women, you can go on loving him.
or--since one is a well-known and respected guest--one could go to the desk in the lobby and say "miss mayfield seems to have lost her room key--have you another"?  they always have another.	Don't be a fool. I loved him. He wasn't worth it, but I loved him.
passkey?	Or--since one is a well-known and respected guest--one could go to the desk in the lobby and say "Miss Mayfield seems to have lost her room key--have you another"?  They always have another.
see how easy it is? perhaps miss mayfield left her door unlocked. or if she didn't, there's a passkey on every floor in the linen room. the head porter has a passkey. the bell captain has a passkey. the hotel's full of passkeys.	Passkey?
what do you want?	See how easy it is? Perhaps Miss Mayfield left her door unlocked. Or if she didn't, there's a passkey on every floor in the linen room. The head porter has a passkey. The bell captain has a passkey. The hotel's full of passkeys.
i don't think you locked your door.	What do you want?
what are you doing here?	I don't think you locked your door.
so much less refined than frizzling them in the chair.	Oh, shut up!  You haven't even got your spats on.
i'm getting positively haggard. in a couple of years people will be describing me as well preserved.	I see out friend Larry Mitchell is with us again.
i needn't keep you any longer, mr. clarendon.	Thank you. It is rather late... and I'm not young anymore. Good night.
no, not recently. i'm sure of that.	Thank you.
recently, then.	No, Not recently. I'm sure of that.
i'm sorry, inspector, i don't know much about..	Recently, then.
mr. clarendon, have you ever seen this before?	I'm sorry, Inspector, I don't know much about..
magruder's conked out.  adrenaline injections, oxygen tent.  he may come out of it and he may not.  as a source of quick information, we can't forget him.	We don't need him.
what's the face for, driscoll?	Magruder's conked out.  Adrenaline injections, oxygen tent.  He may come out of it and he may not.  As a source of quick information, we can't forget him.
thanks, inspector.  what are your orders about this wire to san francisco?	Men like you don't need orders.
the super's just given me the sweetest dressing down i've ever had.  i'm still reeling from it. and believe me, i had it coming. i apologize.  what you think is important--i think is important.	Thanks, Inspector.  What are your orders about this wire to San Francisco?
how important would it have to be? it's only murder, inspector.	The Super's just given me the sweetest dressing down I've ever had.  I'm still reeling from it. And believe me, I had it coming. I apologize.  What you think is important--I think is important.
catch me at the vancouver royal if it's important.	How important would it have to be? It's only murder, Inspector.
if you're asking my opinion, no. i'd read it to greer over the phone. ask him if he had any objections.	Catch me at the Vancouver Royal if it's important.
would you?	If you're asking my opinion, no. I'd read it to Greer over the phone. Ask him if he had any objections.
send that?	Would you?
i'd suggest a telegram.  something like this: chief of police, san francisco.  a licensed private detective named named martin j. goble, address so-and-so, has been found murdered within our jurisdiction.  his partner, name something-something greer, refuses to give us any information. correction.  refuses information necessary to our investigation. can you assist?  signed detective sergeant driscoll, vancouver, british columbia, police.	Send that?
i got through to greer, his partner in the detective business.  greer won't give out.	I'd suggest a telegram.  Something like this: Chief of Police, San Francisco.  A licensed private detective named named Martin J. Goble, address so-and-so, has been found murdered within our jurisdiction.  His partner, name something-something Greer, refuses to give us any information. Correction.  Refuses information necessary to our investigation. Can you assist?  Signed Detective Sergeant Driscoll, Vancouver, British Columbia, Police.
i understand.  pity to mess up a nice clean boat.	I got through to Greer, his partner in the detective business.  Greer won't give out.
if you'd seen the blood on his head--and some body had to carry him out to sea--	I understand.  Pity to mess up a nice clean boat.
swimming with his hat on?  that's original.	If you'd seen the blood on his head--and some body had to carry him out to sea--
we've done that.  he's a san francisco private eye.  name martin j. goble, g-o-b-l-e.  had initials in his hat and for once he lived where he bought it.  goble and greer is the firm name.	Swimming with his hat on?  That's original.
you told me when we'd identified this fellow--	We've done that.  He's a San Francisco private eye.  Name Martin J. Goble, G-O-B-L-E.  Had initials in his hat and for once he lived where he bought it.  Goble and Greer is the firm name.
i've got a year.  or a second. i'm not sure which.	You told me when we'd identified this fellow--
got a moment, inspector?	I've got a year.  Or a second. I'm not sure which.
and don't get too logical, driscoll. in police business it doesn't work. i wish it did.  but it doesn't	I'm an Irishman, sir.  An Irishman is always logical.
let me know when you've identified him	And don't get too logical, Driscoll. In police business it doesn't work. I wish it did.  But it doesn't
i've been on the waterfront detail for twelve years.  this man hadn't been dead an hour.  he wasn't killed last night.  he was killed today. in broad daylight.  that's no drunk- rolling job.	Let me know when you've identified him
drunk-rolling job.  they hit him too hard.	I've been on the waterfront detail for twelve years.  This man hadn't been dead an hour.  He wasn't killed last night.  He was killed today. In broad daylight.  That's no drunk- rolling job.
you have two murders to investigate. this man's head was beaten in. and there's nothing in his pockets.	Drunk-rolling job.  They hit him too hard.
you're the waterfront specialist. find out about it.  i've got a murder to investigate.	You have two murders to investigate. This man's head was beaten in. And there's nothing in his pockets.
not a floater.  only just dead.	You're the waterfront specialist. Find out about it.  I've got a murder to investigate.
floater?	Not a floater.  Only just dead.
the harbor police have just picked up a dead man out of the water.	Floater?
open it and count it.	When you sign for it, you count it.  It's your dough.
i need a receipt.  sign your name across the flap.	Open it and count it.
sounds like a fair swap.  let's take a look.	I need a receipt.  Sign your name across the flap.
you get it's brother.	Sounds like a fair swap.  Let's take a look.
what do i get for it?	You get it's brother.
one of those nice long manila envelopes--sealed.  not too fat- not too thin.	What do I get for it?
mr. brandon couldn't be here.  he might have left something for you. what would it look like?	One of those nice long manila envelopes--sealed.  Not too fat- not too thin.
talk english.  how do i know you're you?	Mr. Brandon couldn't be here.  He might have left something for you. What would it look like?
it'll be a tough dollar when guys like you learn the alphabet.	Talk English.  How do I know you're you?
go live in a tent.	It'll be a tough dollar when guys like you learn the alphabet.
i have an appointment with him, right here, right now.	Go live in a tent.
the joint's not open, mac.  who's brandon?	I have an appointment with him, right here, right now.
i'm looking for mr. brandon.	The joint's not open, Mac.  Who's Brandon?
greer and goble in the call building, san francisco.  just like you thought...two murders in two days.  different places, different methods, different people. nothing connects them, but a telephone number.	A think wire---but very, very strong.  Let's get out of here.
you win, inspector.  you win all along the line.  why didn't we think of brandon before--or did we-- some of us.  yeah.  of course you did.  when a suspect thinks he's safe, you go on letting him think he's safe. wait for a mistake.	And a motive--which we haven't got.  So this could all be a dream.
did we ever really think it was suicide?	You win, Inspector.  You win all along the line.  Why didn't we think of Brandon before--or did we-- some of us.  Yeah.  Of course you did.  When a suspect thinks he's safe, you go on letting him think he's safe. Wait for a mistake.
no suicide.	Did we ever really think it was suicide?
if she didn't--if luck was against him--he wipes the gun off, reaches the wall up there--drops it on the chaise.	No suicide.
and she did give him the chance, the way it worked out.	If she didn't--if luck was against him--he wipes the gun off, reaches the wall up there--drops it on the chaise.
he could have tried.  if he was up there in the dark, listening, he'd know when she came home, know when she found mitchell dead, know what she did about it.  if she telephoned, he'd probably hear that.	And she did give him the chance, the way it worked out.
how did he know he'd get the chance? he couldn't have arranged it.	He could have tried.  If he was up there in the dark, listening, he'd know when she came home, know when she found Mitchell dead, know what she did about it.  If she telephoned, he'd probably hear that.
i've got to find a way to handle it, openly.  like brandon.	How did he know he'd get the chance? He couldn't have arranged it.
so?	I've got to find a way to handle it, openly.  Like Brandon.
i've handled it.  mitchell's handed it.  if i wipe it off, no suicide. if i take it out and lose it, no suicide.  if i leave it here....no suicide.	So?
well.  what about it?	I've handled it.  Mitchell's handed it.  If I wipe it off, no suicide. If I take it out and lose it, no suicide.  If I leave it here....no suicide.
this is the shell.  what about the gun?	Well.  What about it?
pretty big chance, huh?	You've got a dead man on your hands. Like this.
you can find out the first part. the second part you have to take a chance on.	Pretty big chance, huh?
do i know that she's out of the room?  likely to be out of it for some time?	You can find out the first part. The second part you have to take a chance on.
you can find out.	Do I know that she's out of the room?  Likely to be out of it for some time?
do i know who lives down there?	You can find out.
assume there is something to hid. i go to a lot of trouble.  what do i do?  what would you do?	Do I know who lives down there?
such as?	Assume there is something to hid. I go to a lot of trouble.  What do I do?  What would you do?
exactly.  now i'm the killer.  and there's something i don't want you to know.  something that would destroy my comfortable life, rob me of my friends, my position.	Such as?
before i took the story and closed the case, i'd want to know a lot more about these people.  i'd want to know just about everything about them.	Exactly.  Now I'm the killer.  And there's something I don't want you to know.  Something that would destroy my comfortable life, rob me of my friends, my position.
they'll probably believe you.  but they'll want to know what you were fighting about.  why mitchell had a gun.  you'll tell them a simple story.  they'll pretend it sounds all right to them.  now you're headquarters.  how does it sound to you?	Before I took the story and closed the case, I'd want to know a lot more about these people.  I'd want to know just about everything about them.
if i've got any sense i'm going to call headquarters.	They'll probably believe you.  But they'll want to know what you were fighting about.  Why Mitchell had a gun.  You'll tell them a simple story.  They'll pretend it sounds all right to them.  Now you're headquarters.  How does it sound to you?
you've got a dead man on your hands. you killed jim--even if it wasn't murder.  what are you going to do about it?	If I've got any sense I'm going to call headquarters.
where's the shell?	Should be over there.
i think so.	Where's the shell?
was that about the right angle?	I think so.
maybe we've been pretty dumb--	There wasn't any motive...let's try out the act.
not too hard, is it?	Maybe we've been pretty dumb--
that's pretty risky business, inspector.	Somebody did it twice last night-- in the dark.
gigi, huh?  sounds french--one of those fancy ladies.  must have been very fancy, if he scratched her phone number in gold.	Market... It seems to me that's a San Francisco exchange.
"g.g. market one-eight-four-two."	Gigi, huh?  Sounds French--one of those fancy ladies.  Must have been very fancy, if he scratched her phone number in gold.
i'll know when i find it.	I guess I'm just ballast around here.
she didn't seem the type to lam out--even if she got the chance. that stuff was all gone through last night.  anything special you're looking for, inspector?	I'll know when I find it.
right. a clean deduction from observed facts. they've got to be simple once in a while, inspector.	I've always looked forward to it. All right, let's get him out of here and tidy up.
so the wound and the shell give you the same answer.	Right. A clean deduction from observed facts. They've got to be simple once in a while, Inspector.
unless the gun was slanted up.	So the wound and the shell give you the same answer.
so the shell ought to have gone over?	Unless the gun was slanted up.
this make of gun throws a shell backwards, high, and to the right. the chaise is only about four feet from the wall.	So the shell ought to have gone over?
pearl-handled .25 automatic, uh?  no, it's a belgian gun... 6.6 mm.	Correct, Inspector. A woman's gun. U.S. 125 caliber ammunition in it. It was on a table in there.
it's her room. she only got to the hotel this afternoon,. with him.  i guess he took too much for granted. here's the gun.	Pearl-handled .25 Automatic, uh?  No, it's a Belgian gun... 6.6 mm.
i've met her.	It's her room. She only got to the Hotel this afternoon,. With him.  I guess he took too much for granted. Here's the gun.
... i supposed you knew her, too, inspector.	I've met her.
they tell me he'll be a great loss to the liquor trade. this mayfield girl...	... I supposed you knew her, too, Inspector.
i knew him. he was easy to dislike, poor chap.	They tell me he'll be a great loss to the liquor trade. This Mayfield girl...
i hate to pull rank on you sergeant, but once in a while...for moral purposes...you might address me as "inspector". in moments of extreme desperation, you might even call me "sir".	I knew him. He was easy to dislike, poor chap.
right.	I hate to pull rank on you Sergeant, but once in a while...for moral purposes...you might address me as "Inspector". In moments of extreme desperation, you might even call me "sir".
so it seems sergeant.	Right.
you in charge here?	So it seems Sergeant.
and if you didn't believe me?	You would still have planted information that Clarendon knew about the gun--and not as an accusation, but in the process of defending yourself by making a confession.  Very neat.  Good morning, Mrs. West.
sure.  you didn't come here in person just to tell me about the gun.  you wanted me to be looking across the desk at you while you talked about mitchell.  if i believe you, it would be psychologically impossible for you to have killed him last night.	And if you didn't believe me?
now, you're being beastly.	Sure.  You didn't come here in person just to tell me about the gun.  You wanted me to be looking across the desk at you while you talked about Mitchell.  If I believe you, it would be psychologically impossible for you to have killed him last night.
perhaps a rich widow would have solved all his problems.	Now, you're being beastly.
i don't understand.	Perhaps a rich widow would have solved all his problems.
i'll investigate mr. clarendon's financial position--	I don't understand.
it does.  may i go now?	I'll investigate Mr. Clarendon's financial position--
not if it clears the air.	It does.  May I go now?
at first, it doesn't hurt at all. that's shock.  then it hurts terribly--you wouldn't believe such pain could exist--and six months later you can't remember what pain felt like.  it hasn't taken six months this time.  it hasn't even taken twenty- four hours.  is that a beastly thing to say?	Not if it clears the air.
mortar shells are not funny, either.	At first, it doesn't hurt at all. That's shock.  Then it hurts terribly--you wouldn't believe such pain could exist--and six months later you can't remember what pain felt like.  It hasn't taken six months this time.  It hasn't even taken twenty- four hours.  Is that a beastly thing to say?
did you ever have a serious operation?	Mortar shells are not funny, either.
you didn't play it for laughs last night.	Did you ever have a serious operation?
yes--and he's already becoming vague to me.  funny!  last night i was furiously jealous.  jealous of what?  i out that gun in my bag deliberately.  who was i going to kill with it?  a girl i didn't even know?  a man i knew to be a thief and a forger?  a half-man? a gigolo?  it's already ludicrous. love!  what a comedy!	You didn't play it for laughs last night.
that depends upon your motive. you were in love with mitchell, weren't you?	Yes--and he's already becoming vague to me.  Funny!  Last night I was furiously jealous.  Jealous of what?  I out that gun in my bag deliberately.  Who was I going to kill with it?  A girl I didn't even know?  A man I knew to be a thief and a forger?  A half-man? A gigolo?  It's already ludicrous. Love!  What a comedy!
i am a fool.	That depends upon your motive. You were in love with Mitchell, weren't you?
of course not.  thanks for telling me.  i haven't seen mr. clarendon.	I am a fool.
you couldn't possible have traced it this soon--not possibly.	Of course not.  Thanks for telling me.  I haven't seen Mr. Clarendon.
it was clarendon.  he knew i had the gun in my bag.	You couldn't possible have traced it this soon--not possibly.
other people always know so much more than we know--so much more than they're willing to tell us.	It was Clarendon.  He knew I had the gun in my bag.
how did you know?  clarendon.  you cops never tell anybody anything, do you.	Other people always know so much more than we know--so much more than they're willing to tell us.
remember that time, didn't i? good morning mrs. west.  does your visit here mean you've changed your mind?	How did you know?  Clarendon.  You cops never tell anybody anything, do you.
i'd be delighted to... anytime you can show me the doubt. i'll wrap it up in tissue paper and put a christmas seals on it for her.	Thank you very much, Mrs. West.
then why not give miss mayfield the benefit of the doubt?	I'd be delighted to... anytime you can show me the doubt. I'll wrap it up in tissue paper and put a Christmas seals on it for her.
anybody could commit suicide, if he felt low enough. i've felt it myself.	Then why not give Miss Mayfield the benefit of the doubt?
i shall. from your knowledge of mitchell, would you say he would be likely to commit suicide?	Anybody could commit suicide, if he felt low enough. I've felt it myself.
i was in love with him... which shows you the quality of my brains.  why don't you ask her about the gun?	I shall. From your knowledge of Mitchell, would you say he would be likely to commit suicide?
you knew mitchell pretty well, didn't you, mrs. west?	I was in love with him... which shows you the quality of my brains.  Why don't you ask her about the gun?
not quiet yet.	You knew Mitchell pretty well, didn't you, Mrs. West?
what about me?	Not quiet yet.
i never saw it before.	Positive?
scotch and plain water, i think.	Warm water, no doubt.
oh nothing.	Are you always this witty?
may you what?	Oh nothing.
oh, the coldstream guards.  don't you take your hat off in elevators?	I never wear a hat.  Oh, so I am. I forgot.  I guess I'm terribly sorry again, Mrs. West.
the card says so, doesn't it?	Brandon handled the money envelope.
this gun permit was issued to clark brandon?	The card says so, doesn't it?
you'll have to take my word for it.  we don't make slides until we have perfect prints for comparison.	I'll take your word.
she might.	You'll have to take my word for it.  We don't make slides until we have perfect prints for comparison.
mayfield?  she fit into this?	She might.
try betty mayfield.  the mitchell case.	Mayfield?  She fit into this?
so far.	Try Betty Mayfield.  The Mitchell case.
that leaves two strangers.	So far.
he checks too.	That leaves two strangers.
how about magruder?	He checks too.
no doubt about that one.	How about Magruder?
i'm interested in who handled it.	Four different people, Inspector. Three men and a women.  I've made slides for two.  They handled both envelopes.
yes, i think so.  here are two glazed manila envelopes.  one is the bag type.  the other one had the money in it.  don't ask me how i know.  i know.	I'm interested in who handled it.
what are my orders, sir?	You think I'm wrong about this bit of a girl.  Go out and prove it against me!
get out of here!	What are my orders, sir?
this badge is not an old newspaper you can cast down on the desk.  it is not a thing you can give up as of no value.  it may be taken from you--and you may die defending it. but you'll not use it to make cheap dramatic gesures with.  it's a naked steel of the sword of justice.  put it back in your pocket and hold tight to it--and someday you might grow into a worthiness ye lack now.	Get out of here!
not too far, i hope.	This badge is not an old newspaper you can cast down on the desk.  It is not a thing you can give up as of no value.  It may be taken from you--and you may die defending it. But you'll not use it to make cheap dramatic gesures with.  It's a naked steel of the sword of Justice.  Put it back in your pocket and hold tight to it--and someday you might grow into a worthiness ye lack now.
you're a young man.  you're romantic.  you think a pretty face and a clean conscience go together. you think a soft voice means a soft heart.  you'll grow out of that.	Not too far, I hope.
nor i. this is why i gave it to you.	You're a young man.  You're romantic.  You think a pretty face and a clean conscience go together. You think a soft voice means a soft heart.  You'll grow out of that.
there are people in this world who don't think a police badge is a badge of honor.  i'm not one of them.	Nor I. This is why I gave it to you.
two.	There are people in this world who don't think a police badge is a badge of honor.  I'm not one of them.
i believe you won decorations during the war.	Two.
but you still think she's innocent.	I do.
i think you'd be entirely justified, sir.	But you still think she's innocent.
"physical description: age 26, height 5  1 3/4 inches: weight, 188 pounds: light brown hair: deep blue eyes: small, perfectly formed features: ears and earlobes small: slender build: wears size 4 aa shoe: quiet refined manner: new york accent: no charges pending. no prior criminal record.  mayfield, mother's name.  air-mailing you photographs today.  signed hubert tollison, chief of police, greenwater, north carolina."  she bleached her hair, or course.  would your sensibilities be offended, if i sent out a general alarm to pick up this girl?	I think you'd be entirely justified, sir.
"superintendent j. mckechnie, vancouver police department. replying your inquiry elizabeth kinsolving.  subject was indicted, first degree murder her husband, lee kinsolving, january this year. guilty verdict set aside by presiding judge.  prisoner discharged, whereabouts now unknown. fingerprint classification"--  and exact correspondence, killaine.	"Physical description: Age 26, Height 5  1 3/4 inches: Weight, 188 pounds: Light brown hair: Deep blue eyes: Small, perfectly formed features: Ears and earlobes small: Slender build: Wears size 4 AA shoe: Quiet refined manner: New York accent: No charges pending. No prior criminal record.  Mayfield, Mother's name.  Air-mailing you photographs today.  Signed Hubert Tollison, Chief of Police, Greenwater, North Carolina."  She bleached her hair, or course.  Would your sensibilities be offended, if I sent out a general alarm to pick up this girl?
identification on possible, sir. not conclusive.	"Superintendent J. McKechnie, Vancouver Police Department. Replying your inquiry Elizabeth Kinsolving.  Subject was indicted, first degree murder her husband, Lee Kinsolving, January this year. Guilty verdict set aside by presiding judge.  Prisoner discharged, Whereabouts now unknown. Fingerprint classification"--  And exact correspondence, Killaine.
"superintendent j. mckechnie, vancouver police department. vancouver b.c. replaying to your e.p. teletype classification no. 2684 incomplete.  we advise identification possible.  elizabeth kinsolving, arrested greenwater, north carolina, january 8, 1948, on a charge of murder.  signed, fbi., washington, d.c. h. cleary, inspector in charge."  have ye any comment, killaine?	Identification on possible, Sir. Not conclusive.
yes, sir.	"Superintendent J. Mckechnie, Vancouver Police Department. Vancouver B.c. Replaying To Your E.P. teletype classification No. 2684 incomplete.  We advise identification possible.  Elizabeth Kinsolving, arrested Greenwater, North Carolina, January 8, 1948, on a charge of murder.  Signed, FBI., Washington, D.C. H. Cleary, Inspector in charge."  Have ye any comment, Killaine?
and in the meantime this girl goes where she pleases, does what she pleases?	Yes, sir.
we lifted seven fairly good prints from miss mayfield's toilet articles.  washington ought to teletype us within a few hours.	And in the meantime this girl goes where she pleases, does what she pleases?
ye have, have ye?	We lifted seven fairly good prints from Miss Mayfield's toilet articles.  Washington ought to teletype us within a few hours.
i disagree, sir.  as inspector in charge of the case i have the right to form that opinion, the right to act on it.	Ye have, have ye?
this girl is a murderess, killaine.	I disagree, sir.  As Inspector in charge of the case I have the right to form that opinion, the right to act on it.
nobody's covering her, i detached the officer assigned to that duty.	This girl is a murderess, Killaine.
well, find out.  who's covering her?	Nobody's covering her, I detached the officer assigned to that duty.
i don't know, sir.	Well, find out.  Who's covering her?
it won't look pretty good on your record, killaine.  where's the girl now?	I don't know, sir.
a little of both, sir, and perhaps not quiet enough of either.	It won't look pretty good on your record, Killaine.  Where's the girl now?
are you a policeman or a soft-headed nincompoop?	A little of both, sir, and perhaps not quiet enough of either.
am i to interpret that as an order to arrest miss mayfield?	When I give an order, you'll not need it interpreted.  You have an hour to make your mind up.  Well, are ye satisfied, Mr. Mitchell?
which forces me to arrest her against my better judgment.	Aye.  You have a point there.
i hear she's a very pretty girl.	Which forces me to arrest her against my better judgment.
no.	I hear she's a very pretty girl.
she's a suspect, naturally.  but not the only one.	She's the only one who had a dead man in her room.  The only one who won't give an account of herself. The only one who tried to run away. And the only one, so far, I've been told, who went to such lengths to disguise her identity that she even removed the labels from her clothes.  What more do you want?
i've explained the situation to mr. mitchell up to a point.  now about this mayfield girl?	She's a suspect, naturally.  But not the only one.
how do you do, sir.	I've explained the situation to Mr. Mitchell up to a point.  Now about this Mayfield girl?
killaine, this is mr. mitchell, senior.  young mitchell's father. he just flew in from toronto.	How do you do, sir.
you're very attractive, my dear. and you look very unsophisticated.	Unsophisticated?  If I knew about this babe...
she is beautiful. and young.  no thank you.	I say YES!
in that case, there's someone here i'd like to introduce to you. over there.	She is beautiful. And young.  No thank you.
i have no intension of being nasty, mr. mitchell.	In that case, there's someone here I'd like to introduce to you. Over there.
be nasty.	I have no intension of being nasty, Mr. Mitchell.
it's quite unimportant, mr. mitchell. after all, you got what you wanted.	Be nasty.
i'm sorry. i forgot about calling for you.	It's quite unimportant, Mr. Mitchell. After all, you got what you wanted.
right.	In an hour, Larry.
a girl you meet on the train. excuse my bringing it up again.  be back in an hour. right?	Right.
i told you she's just..	A girl you meet on the train. Excuse my bringing it up again.  Be back in an hour. Right?
how about your new friend?	I told you she's just..
of course.	How about your new friend?
oh, forget it. clark brandon's throwing a party up in his penthouse this evening. take me?	Of course.
i didn't mean it that way  i'm sorry.	Oh, forget it. Clark Brandon's throwing a party up in his penthouse this evening. Take me?
you already have the checks, darling.	I didn't mean it that way  I'm sorry.
it's against the law to cross the border with a gun. the canadian police might like to know about this.	You already have the checks, darling.
years, why?	It's against the law to cross the border with a gun. The Canadian police might like to know about this.
how long have you had it?	Years, why?
what does it look like?	How long have you had it?
what's this?	What does it look like?
kind or not kind. what's the difference? it always ends up the same way.	What's this?
that's not very kind.	Kind or not kind. What's the difference? It always ends up the same way.
i seem to remember that you like to help yourself.	That's not very kind.
it's the only pose i have left. i'm sunk. broke. i don't even have my hotel bill.	I seem to recognize this routine. First the kiss then the touch.  Oh, what's the use. You're you.
you don't have to make a pose of it.	It's the only pose I have left. I'm sunk. Broke. I don't even have my hotel bill.
i've always been a heel. i guess i always will be.	You don't have to make a pose of it.
what'll we do about it, margo?	She is much younger than I am. That's something I'm going to have to get used to. Isn't it, Larry? They'll all be much younger than I am. Here.  Tear them up.
correct. i couldn't even afford to pay a lawyer to defend me.	What'll we do about it, Margo?
you'd go to jail. for a long term.	Correct. I couldn't even afford to pay a lawyer to defend me.
i have a rough idea.	You'd go to jail. For a long term.
you know what would happen to you if i turned these over to the police?	I have a rough idea.
i hoped to get enough to cover them before they cleared. i wasn't lucky.	You know what would happen to you if I turned these over to the police?
i don't. my hunch is she's just torn up an unhappy marriage. i was able to do her a small favor.	Splendid. Now she can return the compliment.
you ought to know why.	I don't. My hunch is she's just torn up an unhappy marriage. I was able to do her a small favor.
rich? i haven't the faintest idea. why?	You ought to know why.
she's very beautiful. she's much younger than i am. and she's rich, i hope.	Rich? I haven't the faintest idea. Why?
margo, darling. you washed me up. remember? we're just friends. you wanted it that way.	She's very beautiful. She's much younger than I am. And she's rich, I hope.
as thoroughly as i could. it wasn't easy. but you are helping me.	Margo, darling. You washed me up. Remember? We're just friends. You wanted it that way.
you shouldn't. you washed me up very thoroughly.	As thoroughly as I could. It wasn't easy. But you are helping me.
why should i mind?	You shouldn't. You washed me up very thoroughly.
she's just a girl i met on the train. you don't mind do you?	Why should I mind?
nice.	She's just a girl I met on the train. You don't mind do you?
her name's mayfield. betty mayfield.	Nice.
who's the girl?	Her name's Mayfield. Betty Mayfield.
so-so.	Who's the girl?
with your charm? how could i help it? have a nice trip?	So-so.
i'm afraid you're not very glad to see me, margo.	With your charm? How could I help it? Have a nice trip?
what went wrong?	Oh, many things.  Inertia ... Stalin and the Cold War... a failure of nerve.  We took the seediest, most inefficient fifth of the economy into State care, paid out millions for it, put the same old duffers in charge.  A new broom with very old bristles.  When the Tories were returned, I went and sat in the BM and wrote my little book on Chartism.
did he?  i left school and worked for the labour party.  my older brother, george, had just been killed in greece, and he'd been an active member.  i hero-worshipped him.  he was 25 years old ...  it was an exciting time for us, those first couple of years after the war.  we thought the country was about to become a true democracy.  i can understand why people of your generation want to write about that time.  they feel betrayed.  they want to know what went wrong.	What went wrong?
didn't evelyn waugh say that the country under atlee seemed to be under enemy occupation?	Did he?  I left school and worked for the Labour Party.  My older brother, George, had just been killed in Greece, and he'd been an active member.  I hero-worshipped him.  He was 25 years old ...  It was an exciting time for us, those first couple of years after the war.  We thought the country was about to become a true democracy.  I can understand why people of your generation want to write about that time.  They feel betrayed.  They want to know what went wrong.
then i began to listen to what the well-off were saying about the poor now  the war had just ended, and the language was much the same as it had been before the first reform act.  a small minority thought that england was really theirs, they had made it, they owned it.  the rest, the wage earners, were foreigners, outsiders intent on wrecking it all.	Didn't Evelyn Waugh say that the country under Atlee seemed to be under enemy occupation?
yes.	Then I began to listen to what the well-off were saying about the poor now  the war had just ended, and the language was much the same as it had been before the first Reform Act.  A small minority thought that England was really theirs, they had made it, they owned it.  The rest, the wage earners, were foreigners, outsiders intent on wrecking it all.
shall we go?	Yes.
hello.  anyone for a walk?  tom isn't, i can tell you.	Well, we were just...
i will, thanks.	These are transcripts of various radio broadcasts, including Gaitskill's, the one they tried to stop.  You ought to have that ...
the references are to hansard or to newspapers.  i haven't got the actual speeches now.  you'll have to chase them up.	I will, thanks.
thank you.	We'll see you next week, and if--
don't be silly.  i'll look out some more suez material for you. you'll be very welcome.	Thank you.
well, i'd hate to be a nuisance.	Don't be silly.  I'll look out some more Suez material for you. You'll be very welcome.
she'll be here next weekend.  why don't you come too, james?  i'll                       * show you the marshes properly.  if you're lucky you might even see the first of the geese arriving from siberia.	Well, I'd hate to be a nuisance.
yes.	She'll be here next weekend.  Why don't you come too, James?  I'll                       * show you the marshes properly.  If you're lucky you might even see the first of the geese arriving from Siberia.
it's a pity she couldn't make it up here today.	Yes.
actually, we've only just met. but we're quiet good friends.	It's a pity she couldn't make it up here today.
i do worry about susan.  have you known her long?  she hasn't mentioned you.	Actually, we've only just met. But we're quiet good friends.
you're kind to be so encouraging.	I think you'll do very well.
if you like.  but don't be too modest, james.  the citizen's duty is to remember, not necessarily to write books.  you are highly qualified.  you're a responsible journalist doing what sounds to me like a very demanding job.  every day you take decisions that depend on your sense of history.  a genuine tyranny would have to get rid of people like you.	You're kind to be so encouraging.
so i can go ahead and be a historian without feeling like a poseur.i shall be fulfilling a citizen's duty.	If you like.  But don't be too modest, James.  The citizen's duty is to remember, not necessarily to write books.  You are highly qualified.  You're a responsible journalist doing what sounds to me like a very demanding job.  Every day you take decisions that depend on your sense of history.  A genuine tyranny would have to get rid of people like you.
thanks.	So I can go ahead and be a historian without feeling like a poseur.I shall be fulfilling a citizen's duty.
here i am lecturing you.  have some pt.	Thanks.
if we leave the remembering to historians then the struggle is already lost.  everyone must have a memory, everyone needs to be a historian.  in this country, for example, we're in danger of losing hard-won freedoms by dozing off in a perpetual present.	Here I am lecturing you.  Have some pt.
history books are first onto the bonfires.	If we leave the remembering to historians then the struggle is already lost.  Everyone must have a memory, everyone needs to be a historian.  In this country, for example, we're in danger of losing hard-won freedoms by dozing off in a perpetual present.
to james.  i remember what it was i was going to say.  we were talking about forgetfulness.  the czech writer kundera has one of his characters say that the struggle of man against tyranny is the struggle of memory against forgetting.	History books are first onto the bonfires.
to ann.	To James.  I remember what it was I was going to say.  We were talking about forgetfulness.  The Czech writer Kundera has one of his characters say that the struggle of man against tyranny is the struggle of memory against forgetting.
and i'd like you to call me ann.	To Ann.
please do.  i was beginning to wonder who this mr. penfield was.	And I'd like you to call me Ann.
since you are a friend of my daughter's, i think i'm entitled to call you james, don't you think?	Please do.  I was beginning to wonder who this Mr. Penfield was.
it's fine, thank you.	Since you are a friend of my daughter's, I think I'm entitled to call you James, don't you think?
my husband apologises for not joining us.  it's not too cold for you, mr. penfield?	It's fine, thank you.
good.  suez was a minefield for both parties.	My husband apologises for not joining us.  It's not too cold for you, Mr. Penfield?
yes.	Good.  Suez was a minefield for both parties.
i see.  are you a socialist, mr. penfield?	Yes.
well, i am a great admirer of your work.  i read your books on chartism when i was still at school.  i'm a journalist, not a historian.  there are questions of method, and approach.  i wondered--	I see.  Are you a socialist, Mr. Penfield?
it wasn't much more than a pot boiler.suez was very important for our generation.  i didn't want it to be forgotten.  and that's why i'd like to be able to help you. but really mr. penfield, i looked through my notes before you came, they're all very much out of date, there's been so much published since.  i don't think i'm your man.	Well, I am a great admirer of your work.  I read your books on Chartism when I was still at school.  I'm a journalist, not a historian.  There are questions of method, and approach.  I wondered--
what a shame.	It wasn't much more than a pot boiler.Suez was very important for our generation.  I didn't want it to be forgotten.  And that's why I'd like to be able to help you. But really Mr. Penfield, I looked through my notes before you came, they're all very much out of date, there's been so much published since.  I don't think I'm your man.
my first husband worked for the bbc.  i doubt if anyone there remembers him now, just another long dead diligent administrator. he would have been useful in the fight to preserve the bbc's independence during the suez crisis - one of the few things he was passionate about.  i became involved too.  i started work on a book that would have been published on the tenth anniversary of suez. then he died, and i loots the will to write it.  by the time i was over his death, other books had been published, and it wasn't worth going on.	What a shame.
he was delightful.	My first husband worked for the BBC.  I doubt if anyone there remembers him now, just another long dead diligent administrator. He would have been useful in the fight to preserve the BBC's independence during the Suez crisis - one of the few things he was passionate about.  I became involved too.  I started work on a book that would have been published on the tenth anniversary of Suez. Then he died, and I loots the will to write it.  By the time I was over his death, other books had been published, and it wasn't worth going on.
he's a little unhappy.  i hope he wasn't a nuisance?	He was delightful.
tom, daddy would like to see you in the garden.  and will you ask betty to bring us some coffee. and remember to say 'please'.	He's a little unhappy.  I hope he wasn't a nuisance?
it's kind of you to see me.	Tom, Daddy would like to see you in the garden.  And will you ask Betty to bring us some coffee. And remember to say 'please'.
mr. penfield.  i am sorry to have kept you.	It's kind of you to see me.
but what we need is national coverage.  it's difficult with this falklands madness going on. do you think you might be able to do something when you get back?	I'll suggest it.  Remember though, we're news, not features.  It might help if you could get yourselves attacked by the police.  Anyway, I'll be back with this soon. Thanks.
terrific.	But what we need is national coverage.  It's difficult with this Falklands madness going on. Do you think you might be able to do something when you get back?
give them here.  this tells you how the women's peace camp came to be set up.  all local women at first, then we had support from women and men all over the country.	Very good.
but i'm not an interviewer or a correspondent.	That doesn't matter.  As long as we can get our message through to someone there.  Jill, where are those handouts?
penfield.  james penfield.	This is Jill, Carol, Betty, Mandy, Louise, Pete over there, and I'm Carmen.
now first of all, tell us your name.	Penfield.  James Penfield.
thank you.	Sit on that log, dear.
aha.  james giving some woman the old heave-ho.	Exactly that.
no.  that's terrible, charles. what happened?	Look, I'd rather you didn't ask me questions.  I can't talk about it.
she's fine.  well, actually we've broken up.  it's all over.	No.  That's terrible, Charles. What happened?
how's mary?	She's fine.  Well, actually we've broken up.  It's all over.
keep me company.	How's Mary?
i'm not sure i can face it.	Keep me company.
working hard on that book i was telling you about.  coming to the meeting?	I'm not sure I can face it.
not too bad, thanks.  how have you been?	Working hard on that book I was telling you about.  Coming to the meeting?
charles!  i didn't know you were back.  have a good holiday?	Not too bad, thanks.  How have you been?
congratulations.  who with?	A glamorous young lady way above his station...
why, is there a new foreign secretary?  who was the old one anyway?	It needn't concern you, Edward. James has got some news.  He needs a poet's advice.
of course.	Why, is there a new Foreign Secretary?  Who was the old one anyway?
attributed?	Of course.
committed to memory.  forever.	I see.
don't tell me you've actually read it, jeremy.	Committed to memory.  Forever.
it's terribly good.	Don't tell me you've actually read it, Jeremy.
it's everything we wanted.  a very good read.  a terrific piece of work.  so, here's to you and suez.	And to history.
thank you.	It's everything we wanted.  A very good read.  A terrific piece of work.  So, here's to you and Suez.
james... i can't begin to tell you how pleased we all are.  congratulations, and i really mean it.	Thank you.
you know the lingo.  jolly good. so your language will have to be simple, not stupid, mind, but simple, very, very simple, and always remember it's an american readership.	Like I was saying, the American angle in Suez is very important. I wouldn't want to say they let us down.  I think that's wrong.  A good ally is one who doesn't back you up in your mistakes, who tells you when to pull back.  And the Americans were good allies.  Simple as that.
freshman and sophomores...	You know the lingo.  Jolly good. So your language will have to be simple, not stupid, mind, but simple, very, very simple, and always remember it's an American readership.
personally james, i'm very excited by this new arrangement we have. it gives us direct access to literally hundreds of american collages.  twentieth century history is a growth area over there, don't ask me why.  your readership will be first and second year american collage students...	Freshman and sophomores...
and you'll join me in a sambucca?	Thank you.
yes, please.	And you'll join me in a sambucca?
are you going to have coffee?	Yes, please.
i'd want to set out events as they happened.  the way i see it is this: the british empire was an ideal.  it may have become totally obsolete by the middle of this century, but it wasn't totally dishonourable to try and defend its remains and try and salvage some self-respect, which is what i think the conservatives were trying to do.  then there's the essential--	Are you going to have coffee?
good.	I'd want to set out events as they happened.  The way I see it is this: the British Empire was an ideal.  It may have become totally obsolete by the middle of this century, but it wasn't totally dishonourable to try and defend its remains and try and salvage some self-respect, which is what I think the Conservatives were trying to do.  Then there's the essential--
no.  i'd want to--	Good.
yes...you're not a socialist then?	No.  I'd want to--
...from all the moralising and talk of national humiliation that is now the standard line on suez...	Yes...You're not a socialist then?
and some of that.  sorry.	...from all the moralising and talk of national humiliation that is now the standard line on Suez...
...break away completely from--	And some of that.  Sorry.
i'll have some of that.	...break away completely from--
no thanks.  i'd like to break away--	I'll have some of that.
would you like a dessert...i'm having one.	No thanks.  I'd like to break away--
hello.	I won't introduce you all by name. Basically James, this is our UK sales team.  What was I saying? Yes, these graduate trainees...
i know, i know!  gentlemen, let me introduce you to one of our most talented contributors to the cold war.  james penfield.  he wrote the opening chapter, on 'the berlin airlift'.  one of the best chapters in the book.	Hello.
we don't seem to get much time to talk.	I know.  I'm sorry.
shall we have a drink or something?	Oh ... excuse me.  There's Nicholas.
in your car	Why not.
that'll be fun	In your car
he's making plans for brighton. he thought we could travel down together.	That'll be fun
what did he want?	He's making plans for Brighton. He thought we could travel down together.
jeremy phoned this morning	What did he want?
might?	Yes.  Might.  Remember, you're here to talk to my mother.
i might.	Might?
look, will you come on a walk with me tomorrow?	I might.
no.  it's a bit of a madhouse. for some reason a lot of my mother's friends specialise in monologues.	He's all right, the professor.
i haven't seen much of you.	No.  It's a bit of a madhouse. For some reason a lot of my mother's friends specialise in monologues.
i haven't really thought about it.	Well, you should.
do you think she's invited you up for her sake or for mine?	I haven't really thought about it.
did she talk about me?	No.  We talked about history, and Siberian Geese.
i think she liked me.	Did she talk about me?
i think we're ready now, thank you.  and how was norfolk?  did you get on with my mother?	I think she liked me.
i might see you in norfolk over the weekend.	You just might.
i bet.  thanks for the drink.	I might see you in Norfolk over the weekend.
in radio we're different.	I bet.  Thanks for the drink.
i don't trust anyone.  that's what comes of working in television.	In radio we're different.
you don't trust me.	I don't trust anyone.  That's what comes of working in television.
two or three years ago i would have stayed.  and fucked you.	Too late.  Just my luck.
me too.	Two or three years ago I would have stayed.  And fucked you.
i have to be up early.	Me too.
why not stay?	I have to be up early.
again?	Yes, if you like.  Call me at work.
well, you know...	Again?
very thoughtful.	Well, you know...
i called you a taxi.	Very thoughtful.
who?	I called you a taxi.
damn.  they're early.	Who?
that must be rather nice, in a way.  i mean, you don't have any--	Damn.  They're early.
both dead.	That must be rather nice, in a way.  I mean, you don't have any--
it makes me weepy just to remember it.  so we were fine again, and then she got married to matthew who's a womaniser and a bit of a yob, but quite nice really, makes tv commercials.  what about yours.	Both dead.
how nice.	It makes me weepy just to remember it.  So we were fine again, and then she got married to Matthew who's a womaniser and a bit of a yob, but quite nice really, makes TV commercials.  What about yours.
mummy and i, we were more like lovers, really, or sisters.  then a couple of years after daddy died, and not long after i left oxford, she started seeing various men and i was furious.  i really was upset. i stopped going home.  i never phoned.  i went round telling everyone how awful her books were. and she hardly seemed to notice, and that made me angrier.  then i got a job i was interested in, and i started to see lots of men, and i suppose i grew up a little and began to understand.  so i wrote her a long letter, almost seven pages, saying how sorry i was, and how i was worried that we were drifting apart.  and do you know, she wrote me a poem, a really beautiful poem about mothers and daughters.	How nice.
oh yes?	Yes.  You're much too old to making a drama out of alienation, or whatever you call it.  You've got to take responsibility for your own happiness.  That's what I think anyway.
i think you're exaggerating.  and if you aren't, you should jolly well change your job.	Oh yes?
no, there's a fourth.  numbness. you do everything right, but you feel nothing either way.	I think you're exaggerating.  And if you aren't, you should jolly well change your job.
and you're at this third stage	No, there's a fourth.  Numbness. You do everything right, but you feel nothing either way.
everyone describes the same process. at first it is exciting.  you're at the centre of the world.  as soon as anything happens, you're the first to know about it.  and there are deadlines a dozen times a day, even more, and that's intimidating and exciting.  then you get the hang of it and the excitement wears off.  your a clerk in a rather dowdy office.  there's none of the glamour of television, or the penetration of serious journalism.  you're a processor of semi-official news.  some people leave at this stage.  then, if you hang on, and especially if you're promoted, you discover a new kind of pleasure.  you're pleased by the ease with which you can write summaries and bulletins from news agency printouts, by the way you ca judge length.  ending a broadcast on the dot, having everything run smoothly, selecting a running order that makes sense, knowing instinctively what you can and cannot do.  professionalism.	And you're at this third stage
my real father?  well, he was a flashback.	Everyone describes the same process. At first it is exciting.  You're at the centre of the world.  As soon as anything happens, you're the first to know about it.  And there are deadlines a dozen times a day, even more, and that's intimidating and exciting.  Then you get the hang of it and the excitement wears off.  Your a clerk in a rather dowdy Office.  There's none of the glamour of television, or the penetration of serious journalism.  You're a processor of semi-official news.  Some people leave at this stage.  Then, if you hang on, and especially if you're promoted, you discover a new kind of pleasure.  You're pleased by the ease with which you can write summaries and bulletins from news agency printouts, by the way you ca judge length.  Ending a broadcast on the dot, having everything run smoothly, selecting a running order that makes sense, knowing instinctively what you can and cannot do.  Professionalism.
too bad.  what did your father do?	My real father?  Well, he was a flashback.
good theory.  but i like my mother. i have no aversions to what she does.	Too bad.  What did your father do?
you don't like flashbacks because your mother's a historian.	Good theory.  But I like my mother. I have no aversions to what she does.
really?  i thought those long flashbacks were extremely good.	You don't like flashbacks because your mother's a historian.
and the shape of it all.  it was sort of...shapeless.	Really?  I thought those long flashbacks were extremely good.
oh, but he was terrific.	And the shape of it all.  It was sort of...shapeless.
and i didn't like that man.	Oh, but he was terrific.
i couldn't bear for it to end.	And I didn't like that man.
i think it went on rather too long.	I couldn't bear for it to end.
i thought it was tremendous.	I think it went on rather too long.
i quite liked it.  i wasn't as enthusiastic as everyone else.	I thought it was tremendous.
what did you think of that wadja film?	I quite liked it.  I wasn't as enthusiastic as everyone else.
can i give you a lift?	No, it's all right.  I can get a cab.  Night night.
thank you.  we met last week, at the wajda film.  you won't remember. we didn't actually speak.	Yes, that's right.  I'm being terribly rude.  Bob?  Oh, Bob. This is Bob Tuckett.  Bon was at Oxford too.
was that your chapter, then?  it was very good.	Thank you.  We met last week, at the Wajda film.  You won't remember. We didn't actually speak.
so it's all worked out perfectly...	That's her.
you're a piece of shit	I've known Susan for more than fifteen years.  James, we're old allies.
it might have worked.  really.  i would have been delighted for you if it had.  but she wasn't interested.  not my fault.	You're a piece of shit
my god.  you even cooked up that norfolk trip.	It might have worked.  Really.  I would have been delighted for you if it had.  But she wasn't interested.  Not my fault.
and you were obviously getting nowhere with her.  i was waiting for the right moment to tell you that.	My God.  You even cooked up that Norfolk trip.
fuck off.	And you were obviously getting nowhere with her.  I was waiting for the right moment to tell you that.
susan and i are very old friends, james.	Fuck off.
big mistake, i think.  you might have learned a lot.	Are you up to something?
yes, finally.	Big mistake, I think.  You might have learned a lot.
six onion bajees!  great girl.  did you shake the mother off?	Yes, finally.
still in love?	I'm not sure.
i'm off.  let's meet.  you promised to tell me about norfolk.	I'll ring you.
perhaps i will, then.	I'm off.  Let's meet.  You promised to tell me about Norfolk.
delivering gossip and goodwill. it seems we'll both be doing brighton.  perhaps you should come too.	Will it be fun?
sorry.  got held up.  what are you doing here?	Delivering gossip and goodwill. It seems we'll both be doing Brighton.  Perhaps you should come too.
fortunate that i was here to keep susan entertained.	Sorry.  Got held up.  What are you doing here?
hold those rights.	Tame those rights...you know, we're even freighting in a couple of exiled Argie trade unionists from Paris for a TV tie in.  One of them had his balls tap-danced on by the secret police.  The other one had to be hosed off the wall of his cell after the police-- yes my good man?
on the torture of very small children, but don't start telling them about their rights--	Hold those rights.
the torture of small children--	On the torture of very small children, but don't start telling them about their rights--
well, everyone's desperate for a new falkland's angle.  purdy's come up with a real dog.  worker's rights in argentina.  so i've been running round getting people to do things.  but no one's keen.  workers rights.  when did anyone on that paper give a damn about workers rights?  i said to purdy, "look, tits, bingo, jingo, horoscope, sport, celebs, gossip and the occasional firm stand on--"	The torture of small children--
what have you been up to?	Well, everyone's desperate for a new Falkland's angle.  Purdy's come up with a real dog.  Worker's rights in Argentina.  So I've been running round getting people to do things.  But no one's keen.  Workers rights.  When did anyone on that paper give a damn about workers rights?  I said to Purdy, "Look, tits, bingo, jingo, horoscope, sport, celebs, gossip and the occasional firm stand on--"
far too long.	What have you been up to?
we've been playing ten minutes for christ sake.	Far too long.
that's enough of that.	We've been playing ten minutes for Christ sake.
you've really got it all worked out, haven't you?	No need to thank me, if you don't want to.  Just pay for these drinks.
according to this, the daughter goes up to stay quiet often.  you'll need to get yourself invited for the right weekend.	You've really got it all worked out, haven't you?
ha ha...	According to this, the daughter goes up to stay quiet often.  You'll need to get yourself invited for the right weekend.
she's very nice, apparently.  lives in norfolk.  and very left-wing. you'll have to watch yourself there.	Ha ha...
you're so gross.	She's very nice, apparently.  Lives in Norfolk.  And very left-wing. You'll have to watch yourself there.
it's obvious what you have to do. your way into the daughter's pants is through the mother, up the suez canal...	You're so gross.
mmm...	It's obvious what you have to do. Your way into the daughter's pants is through the mother, up the Suez canal...
she's never written a book in it, but she clearly knew a lot.	Mmm...
ah, ah.  there's more.  the piece celebrates the undying affection between eminent left-wing historian and he dazzling daughter.  then the news editor, who happened to be in the room, said that years ago, when he worked on the guardian, anne barrington had written a very good piece on...guess...suez.  it was 1966, the tenth anniversary.	She's never written a book in it, but she clearly knew a lot.
let me see.	Ah, ah.  There's more.  The piece celebrates the undying affection between eminent left-wing historian and he dazzling daughter.  Then the news editor, who happened to be in the room, said that years ago, when he worked on The Guardian, Anne Barrington had written a very good piece on...guess...Suez.  It was 1966, the tenth anniversary.
...an innocent interest, and found out that last year vogue ran a series called 'mothers and daughters' number seven, anne and susan barrington.  being a decent loving friend i went to the files and made a copy for you.	Let me see.
oh yes.	...an innocent interest, and found out that last year Vogue ran a series called 'Mothers and Daughters' Number seven, Anne and Susan Barrington.  Being a decent loving friend I went to the files and made a copy for you.
you're so hard.  all right then. i was chatting to some people from the diary page, and the name of barrington came up.  i expressed an interest...	Oh yes.
jeremy, just let me see what you've got.	You're so hard.  All right then. I was chatting to some people from the diary page, and the name of Barrington came up.  I expressed an interest...
get way.  you'll see when i'm ready. first i want you to reflect on my noble behaviour, on how your interests are closest to my heart, how i lay awake at night worrying--	Jeremy, just let me see what you've got.
let me see.	Get way.  You'll see when I'm ready. First I want you to reflect on my noble behaviour, on how your interests are closest to my heart, how I lay awake at night worrying--
you approve!	Let me see.
it's shit.	You approve!
uh-huh.  tell me what you think of this first.	It's shit.
come on.  hand over.	Uh-huh.  Tell me what you think of this first.
now, top secret file.	Come on.  Hand over.
the argies.	Now, top secret file.
and the argies.	The Argies.
to the fleet.	And the Argies.
to the fleet.	To the Fleet.
bastard.	Name so Susie Barrington.  Daughter of the eminent historian, Anne Barrington, step-daughter of the scandalous Matthew Byrd the acclaimed sack-artist...
c'mon.  i don't want any jones about this.	No jokes.  James is in love.
blas and epicene.	We were just chortling over that. Blas and epicene.  It perfectly describes the new Foreign Secretary. So--I hope you don't mind, Edward, I pinched it for my piece today.
one or two.  a grey lot.  some social democrats.  some diligent anti-communists.  a political section man from the us embassy. and this exquisite californian wine, courtesy of the cia.	Nonsense.
not yet you know any of these people?	One or two.  A grey lot.  Some social democrats.  Some diligent anti-communists.  A political section man from the US Embassy. And this exquisite Californian wine, courtesy of the CIA.
any sign of the goddess barrington?	Not yet you know any of these people?
to the airlift.	Any sign of the goddess Barrington?
to the airlift.	To the airlift.
not here.	To the airlift.
what about the cromwells?	They don't count.
it goes from henry viii.  henry viii, edward iv, mary, elizabeth i, james i, charles i, charles ii, james ii, william and mary, ann, george i, ii, iii and iv, victoria, edward vii, george v, edward viii, george iv, elizabeth ii.	What about the Cromwells?
all right.	It goes from Henry VIII.  Henry VIII, Edward IV, Mary, Elizabeth I, James I, Charles I, Charles II, James II, William and Mary, Ann, George I, II, III and IV, Victoria, Edward VII, George V, Edward VIII, George IV, Elizabeth II.
do you want to hear my list of english kings and queens?	All right.
suez.  1956.	Do you want to hear my list of English Kings and Queens?
what period?	Suez.  1956.
not at all.  history.	What period?
have you come to talk about me?	Not at all.  History.
oh, i see.	Have you come to talk about me?
she's not my mother, anyway.  my mother's in italy.	Oh, I see.
okay, i will.	She's not my mother, anyway.  My mother's in Italy.
why not sit down and wait?	Okay, I will.
thanks.	Why not sit down and wait?
she said awfully sorry, make yourself comfortable, she won't be long. .	Thanks.
i'm waiting for your mother.	She said awfully sorry, make yourself comfortable, she won't be long. .
hello.	I'm waiting for your mother.
hello.	Hello.
i'm terribly sorry.  he doesn't seem to be here ... no ... yes, if i see him, i will. .. goodbye. she's going to phone back.	Next time tell her I've gone away.
i'm not here.	I'm terribly sorry.  He doesn't seem to be here ... No ... Yes, if I see him, I will. .. Goodbye. She's going to phone back.
it's that lady from norfolk again.	I'm not here.
fifteen news items.  i got exactly the same running order as the bulletin desk.  they're all old pros.	Terrific.
not bad.	Fifteen news items.  I got exactly the same running order as the bulletin desk.  They're all old pros.
take a look at these.	Not bad.
wait...and with talks at the united nations still making little progress, tension and anxiety settled on mps of all parties in westminster.  speaking on the jimmy young show earlier today, mrs thatcher said the prospects of a peaceful solution did not look encouraging.  what is it?	Take a look at these.
the bed's all made up if you want to stay.	I'll ring you in the next couple of days.
i've got to be going.  i've got a meeting tonight.	The bed's all made up if you want to stay.
or a beer.  i've got some in.	I've got to be going.  I've got a meeting tonight.
no, thanks dad.	Or a beer.  I've got some in.
now, are you going to have some more tea?	No, thanks Dad.
yes, you said.	Now, are you going to have some more tea?
and joe ramage - do you remember him?  he comes and helps out in the shop.	Yes, you said.
that's good.	And Joe Ramage - do you remember him?  He comes and helps out in the shop.
everyone's been marvellous really, jimmy.  the neighbours come and sit with her while i'm at work.	That's good.
i'm sorry about saturday, dad.  it was just impossible to get away.	Oh she knows you're very busy, especially now, with everything going on...the doctor said to try her on solids, but she's been right off her food...You take this up to her.  Tell her you made it.  She'll like that.
well, she doesn't complain much. you know what she's like.  she keeps asking when you're coming...	I'm sorry about Saturday, Dad.  It was just impossible to get away.
so how is she?	Well, she doesn't complain much. You know what she's like.  She keeps asking when you're coming...
come into the kitchen.  i'm just making your mother's tea.	So how is she?
dad.	Come into the kitchen.  I'm just making your mother's tea.
hello, jimmy.	Dad.
now listen...	No, no, let me go on before you get the wrong idea.  Ann and I have kept to our separate bedrooms for the last three years.  And I can't imagine that Susan hasn't hinted at the kind of life I lead in London.  I'm not telling you how to run your affairs.  I'm just saying ... I don't mind.  I'm giving you permission.
you weren't really interested in suez at all.  incredibly enough, you were interested in my wife.	Now listen...
she said that?	You weren't really interested in Suez at all.  Incredibly enough, you were interested in my wife.
susan told me that your visits to norfolk had ... well, an ulterior motive.	She said that?
u-huh.	In fact it's the invention of an advertising campaign they ran in the early sixties to encourage people to eat in pubs.  A completely successful fabrication of the past, the Ploughman's Lunch was.
ploughman's lunch.  traditional english fare.	U-huh.
i dunno.  ploughman's lunch.	Ploughman's Lunch.  Traditional English fare.
what would you call it?	I dunno.  Ploughman's Lunch.
yes.	What would you call it?
i'll tell you another thing.  we might have led the world once into the industrial revolution, now we lead with television commercials. we're the best, it's as simple as that.  even the americans will admit it now ... the camera work, the acting, the scripts, special effects.  we've got the lot.  nearly all the good directors here have ambitions to make serious films.  that food you're eating.	Yes.
no.	Well, it's worth seeing.
i just might give you a ring when we get back to london.  there's one or two things i'd like to... will you let me have your number before you leave?  have you ever watched a commercial being made?	No.
then one of them was sick all over your new dress.	No, he wasn't.  He just lowered himself into a bar stool and said...  'Oo I do feel bad.  I 'ad three pints of lager and six onion bajees!'
it's true!  i was here last year doing a piece, remember?  i was in the bar with all these northern trade unionists and their sponsored mps.  they were all incredibly fat and beery, huge trousers and braces. and so sweet.  they all stood round me like children saying 'you! working for television?  you're just a young thing.'  they wouldn't let me buy drinks even when i told them the programme was paying. they kept looking at my pass which was pinned here and saying  'oo, can i?'	Then one of them was sick all over your new dress.
it's because he desires you.  the women get all the breaks at these conferences.	It's true!  I was here last year doing a piece, remember?  I was in the bar with all these Northern trade unionists and their sponsored MPs.  They were all incredibly fat and beery, huge trousers and braces. And so sweet.  They all stood round me like children saying 'You! Working for television?  You're just a young thing.'  They wouldn't let me buy drinks even when I told them the programme was paying. They kept looking at my pass which was pinned here and saying  'Oo, can I?'
it was incredible.  he came back, made a pompous little bow and said, 'my dear girl you may film me all afternoon if you wish.' and he's promised not to talk to the press.	It's because he desires you.  The women get all the breaks at these conferences.
promise?	Promise.
we'll see what we can do.	Promise?
you'd look naked without one.	Oh, yes!  Where's mine?  I want to look like you.
what have you got there?	You'd look naked without one.
don't point it at james!	Voila!
oh no!	They won't let you in without one.
darling susan.  you look like an angel.  but where's your hat?	Oh no!
it was last year.	We might be able to dig out a couple of Suez survivors for you.
we're thinking of doing this current affairs thing for schools.  world history since 1945.  twelve programmes, lots of stock film.	In that case, you should meet my very dear friend, James Penfield. Brilliant analyst of recent history and a world authority on the Berlin Airlift.
and you're so beautiful.  what are you doing here?	We're thinking of doing this current affairs thing for schools.  World history since 1945.  Twelve programmes, lots of stock film.
you're so famous now.	And you're so beautiful.  What are you doing here?
darling susan.	You're so famous now.
jeremy!  how fantastic.	Darling Susan.
no.	Actually, I've been once today already.  I'll stay here with him.
don't you want to walk, tom?	No.
ah, susy, it...	Tom . .. bed!  Go on.
i won't.  goodnight.	'Night.
don't close the door.  don't turn out the hall light.	I won't.  Goodnight.
you never were...	I asked them to give me a couple minutes...
i'm not fbi anymore.	You never were...
and i always knew i could count on you, agent utah.	I'm not FBI anymore.
wild ride, huh?	Jesus Christ, Bodhi!
shit!!	Wild ride, huh?
three seconds... two... one...	SHIT!!
pull it right now or i'll blow your fucking head off and pull it myself!	Well that's the only way it's gonna happen, man.  Do it!  Come on, you want to do it.  You're gonna die, Johnny.  Five more seconds.  Four...
go on, johnny.  pull it.  but you gotta drop the gun, first!  right?! you use your other hand what you gonna hold on with?	Pull it right now or I'll blow your fucking head off and pull it myself!
naw, you pull it!	Go on, Johnny.  Pull it.  But you gotta drop the gun, first!  Right?! You use your other hand what you gonna hold on with?
no games, bodhi.  pull the cord! now!!	Naw, you pull it!
pretty radical, johnny.  even for you.  why don't you pull it?	No games, Bodhi.  Pull the cord! Now!!
why should i?	What if your chute fails, Bodhi? Rescind the order.  Let her off the hook, she's served her purpose.  Do it, man, you owe me that much.  Let me hear it before you check out.
i say when it's over!	The guy you killed was an off duty cop!  If you get out of here they'll nail you wherever you land.  They have a new thing called radar. Maybe you've heard of it.
look, bodhi man.  people are dead. the ride is over.	I say when it's over!
and let my policy expire?  sorry.	Look, Bodhi man.  People are dead. The ride is over.
you gotta tell me where she is.	And let my policy expire?  Sorry.
around somewhere.  listen, i'm in kind of a hurry, johnny u.  what can i do for you?	You gotta tell me where she is.
where's roach?	Around somewhere.  Listen, I'm in kind of a hurry, Johnny U.  What can I do for you?
good guess.  there's a gun on you right now.	Where's Roach?
but you're not alone.	Good guess.  There's a gun on you right now.
i'm not armed.	But you're not alone.
bodhi, this is your wake up call, man -- i... am... an... eff... bee... eye... agent!!	Wild, ain't it?!  See, we exist on a higher plane, you and I.  We make our own rules.  Why be a servant of the law Johnny U... when you can be it's master?
sure you can!  you may even like it... it's a killer rush.  you'll see.  hey, don't i show you things, johnny u?	Bodhi, this is your wake up call, man -- I... am... an... Eff... Bee... Eye... Agent!!
i can't do this.	Sure you can!  You may even like it... it's a killer rush.  You'll see.  Hey, don't I show you things, Johnny U?
we're wasting time.	See!  That's what I like about you, man!  You're just sharp as a razor blade.
you call him... right now... and tell him to let her go.	Sorry, can't do it, brah.  He's on the road.  And where they're going there's no phones.  Damn, I hate this Johnny, I really do.  I hate violence.  See, that's why I need Rosie.  I could never make this thing work, myself.  No way I could hold a knife to Tyler's throat, man! She was my woman, once.  We shared time in this world.  But Rosie, he's kind of a... mechanism.  Once you set him in motion, he won't stop. That's his gift, a kind of... blankness.  Noon comes, straight up, he'll gut her like a pig and try not to get any on his shoes.  Nothing I can do, unless I get there.
she'll be fine, rosie won't do anything.  at least not as long as i meet him at a certain place and time, about... let's see...  ... six hours from now.	You call him... right now... and tell him to let her go.
talk.	She'll be fine, Rosie won't do anything.  At least not as long as I meet him at a certain place and time, about... let's see...  ... six hours from now.
whoa, whoa!!  think it through!  i'm the only one knows where they are. just let me talk for a second.	Talk.
you're a fucking dead man--	Whoa, whoa!!  Think it through!  I'm the only one knows where they are. Just let me talk for a second.
what's this?	Insurance policy.  Now this is going to sting a bit, but it's for your own growth, brah.  Press play.
you first!	Okay!
one thousand feet.  pull the goddamn cord!	You first!
you do it... you first!	One thousand feet.  Pull the goddamn cord!
don't screw around man, pull it!	You do it... you first!
after you, alfonse.  i insist!	Don't screw around man, pull it!
you gonna pull?	After you, Alfonse.  I insist!
whoooaaah!  shhiiittt!  whoooaaah!	I'll take that as a yes.
utah, you copy bruddah?	Whoooaaah!  Shhiiittt!  Whoooaaah!
my man!	Utah, you copy bruddah?
we gonna jump or jerk off?	My man!
you gotta earn trust.	Then we'll earn it together.  Here, take mine.
i did.  what's the matter?  don't trust me?	You gotta earn trust.
so, who... uh, who packed my chute?	I did.  What's the matter?  Don't trust me?
it's a little ceremony we always have at the end of summer.  one last speedstar.	So, who... uh, who packed my chute?
sure, it's a blast, but listen, i sorta screwed up my knee yesterday--	Yeah, I noticed you limping.  But don't worry about it, brah. Don't worry at all.  We're not gonna land on land!
pure adrenalin, right?!  the ultimate rush.  other guys snort for it, jab a vein for it -- all you gotta do is jump.	Sure, it's a blast, but listen, I sorta screwed up my knee yesterday--
once.	Pure adrenalin, right?!  The ultimate rush.  Other guys snort for it, jab a vein for it -- all you gotta do is jump.
ever done this before?	Once.
one shot stopping.	'One shot stopping'... good, very good.  I like you, Johnny.  I like you because you'll sacrifice anything to win.  I respect that. It elevates you a little above the drones who have learned compromise. Here, hold it.  Check out the weight.
how you figure?	News, last night... those guys, the Ex-Presidents... they robbed my bank yesterday.  And I was just there the day before, cashing a check.  See... look.  Assured Trust... same place.
the only way to win out here is to surrender.  you have to feel what the wave is doing, accept its energy, get in sync.  just feel it all moving in the blackness... you don't need to see.	Yeah, right, vision is highly over- rated.
a flaw i'm working on.	The only way to win out here is to surrender.  You have to feel what the wave is doing, accept its energy, get in sync.  Just feel it all moving in the blackness... you don't need to see.
i've watched you once or twice.  you surf like it's some kind of street fight.  you jerk along from moment to moment, fighting everything that comes at you.  always trying to win.	A flaw I'm working on.
i know that part.  tell me something i can use, here.	I've watched you once or twice.  You surf like it's some kind of street fight.  You jerk along from moment to moment, fighting everything that comes at you.  Always trying to win.
football's a man-made game.  you keep score with numbers.  but in this, there's no field, no rules, no opponent.  just you and the wave.	I know that part.  Tell me something I can use, here.
yeah, but are you crazy enough?	Football's a man-made game.  You keep score with numbers.  But in this, there's no field, no rules, no opponent.  Just you and the wave.
i gotta be fucking crazy.	Yeah, but are you crazy enough?
so what's the biggest?  waimea?	No, Bells Beach, Australia.
don't you gamble?	Only make bets I can't afford to lose.  Only way to be 100% committed.
where?	Come with Tyler.  She knows.
gonna be some people at my house tonight.  maybe you can make it.	Where?
de nada.	Gonna be some people at my house tonight.  Maybe you can make it.
thanks for stepping in.	De nada.
no.  so i was up the beach.  i saw it going down.  you didn't hesitate... they never backed you up an inch. that's rare in this world.	Thanks for stepping in.
you always talk like this?  you're not gonna start chanting or anything are you?	No.  So I was up the beach.  I saw it going down.  you didn't hesitate... they never backed you up an inch. That's rare in this world.
they're punks.  nazis.  their brains are wired wrong.  they hurt surfing because they give nothing back, and they have no respect for the sea. they just want to get radical.  it's mindless aggression.  they'll never get it, the spiritual side of it.	You always talk like this?  You're not gonna start chanting or anything are you?
what's their program?	They're punks.  Nazis.  Their brains are wired wrong.  They hurt surfing because they give nothing back, and they have no respect for the sea. They just want to get radical.  It's mindless aggression.  They'll never get it, the spiritual side of it.
the one you decked is bunker wiess. the big one is his brother, warchild.  the other two always hang.  they think they're some kinda death squad around here.	What's their program?
friends of yours, huh?	The one you decked is Bunker Wiess. The big one is his brother, Warchild.  The other two always hang.  They think they're some kinda death squad around here.
mmm.  a lawyer, huh?  too bad.  but at least you're surfing now.  so your life's not over yet, right?	Not yet.
two years of surgery.  i missed my window.  limped through law school instead.	Mmm.  A lawyer, huh?  Too bad.  But at least you're surfing now.  So your life's not over yet, right?
and that's why you never went pro?	Two years of surgery.  I missed my window.  Limped through law school instead.
yeah, my knee got folded about 90 degrees the wrong way.	And that's why you never went pro?
something happened.  you got nuked in the last quarter.	Yeah, my knee got folded about 90 degrees the wrong way.
well is there anyone else here that might have seen him?	There's nobody else here...
look, i don't know anything about your dog, okay--	Well is there anyone else here that might have seen him?
you sure he isn't out back?  you mind if i go take a look?	Look, I don't know anything about your dog, okay--
have you seen a little dog?  kind of a cockapoo lookin' thing.  about this big.	No.
yeah?  what?	Have you seen a little dog?  Kind of a cockapoo lookin' thing.  About this big.
three men dead.  one of them a cop. how's that sit in your gut, utah?	Take your hand off my shoulder right now.
special agent utah, this is not some job flippin' burgers at the drive-in. yes, the surfboard bothers me.  yes, your approach to this case bothers me.  and yes, you bother me.  you two have produced squat in the last two weeks, during which time the ex- presidents have robbed two more banks!!  do you have anything even remotely interesting to tell me?	Caught my first tube this morning.
what?	The correct term is babes, sir.  Uh, this type of undercover operation is entirely dependent on picking up the idiom of the speech.  Otherwise penetration is not possible, sir. Of the social infrastructure, I mean.
babes.	What?
a little mushy!  you think the taxpayers would like it, utah, if they knew they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls?	Babes.
a little mushy.	A little mushy!  You think the taxpayers would like it, Utah, if they knew they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls?
surf conditions okay?	A little mushy.
fine.	Surf conditions okay?
how was the beach?	Fine.
you're a real blue-flame special, aren't you, utah?  i don't know why they sent you to la.  must be an asshole shortage.	Not so far.
that's right.  and we nailed over a thousand of them.  we did it by crunching data.  good crime-scene work, good lab work, good data-base analysis.  nobody had to tackle a car once.  you getting the signal, special agent?	Zero distortion, sir.
1322 last year in la county.  up 26 percent from the year before.	That's right.  And we nailed over a thousand of them.  We did it by crunching data.  Good crime-scene work, good lab work, good data-base analysis.  Nobody had to tackle a car once.  You getting the signal, special agent?
this is us.  bank robbery.  and you're in the bank-robbery capital of the world--	1322 last year in LA county.  Up 26 percent from the year before.
i take the skin off chicken.	This is us.  Bank Robbery.  And you're in the bank-robbery capital of the world--
all the food groups?  avoiding sugar?  caffeine?  i see to it that my people maintain cardiovascular fitness.  we stay off hard liquor, cigarettes...	I take the skin off chicken.
sir?	All the food groups?  Avoiding sugar?  Caffeine?  I see to it that my people maintain cardiovascular fitness.  We stay off hard liquor, cigarettes...
eating solid breakfasts, utah?	Sir?
yes, sir.	Eating solid breakfasts, Utah?
you know less than nothing.  if you even knew that you knew nothing, at least that would be something, but you don't.	Yes, sir.
harp, let me tell you something.  i was an agent in this bureau when your mommy was still wiping your shinny pink ass, and you know one thing i learned in all those years that you still haven't?	What that?
yeah, sure.  why not?  you two screw-ups deserve each other. that's why i put you together in the first place.  christ pappas, you're as bad as he is... talk about the blind leading the blind--	Harp, let me tell you something.  I was an agent in this bureau when your mommy was still wiping your shinny pink ass, and you know one thing I learned in all those years that you still haven't?
look, harp.  don't turn him over to the uniforms like some punk.  let me ride him in.	Yeah, sure.  Why not?  You two screw-ups deserve each other. That's why I put you together in the first place.  Christ Pappas, you're as bad as he is... talk about the blind leading the blind--
yeah, i get it.  time to play let's dick the old guys, huh, harp?	Supervising Special Agent, Harp. Now I want you to go work the drop car, okay, Angelo?  Okay?
that's the point, isn't it?	Yeah, I get it.  Time to play let's dick the old guys, huh, Harp?
cole and munoz?  i been on this case for two years.	That's the point, isn't it?
cole and munoz.  i'm uh... letting them run with the ball for a while.	Cole and Munoz?  I been on this case for two years.
what?  now i'm working the drop car? who's handling the scene here?	Cole and Munoz.  I'm uh... letting them run with the ball for a while.
they found the drop car up on mulholland.  i want you two to go work it.	What?  Now I'm working the drop car? Who's handling the scene here?
kid, get outta the way!!	NOOO!!
angelo!  don't fire!	Kid, get outta the way!!
i know where they're going.	Figured you did.
nothing?	Nothing.
they took a left at the next light!	You sure?!
the hell are they?!	They took a left at the next light!
angelo, it's eleven thirty.	That place up the street has meatball sandwiches.  Get me two.
time for lunch.	Angelo, it's eleven thirty.
look, we handle it ourselves, for right now, okay?  we cover the bank, whatever.  you and me.  that way if nothing happens, or more accurately, when nothing happens... i don't get my tits any further into the wringer than they already are.	Time for lunch.
i say we don't call it in.  under no circumstance are we to call this in.	Look, we handle it ourselves, for right now, okay?  We cover the bank, whatever.  You and me.  That way if nothing happens, or more accurately, when nothing happens... I don't get my tits any further into the wringer than they already are.
sure.  no problem.  i'll just call up and tell him his favorite agent saw this one surfer moon another surfer yesterday and it looked real suspicious.  shit, he'll probably call out the national guard.	I say we don't call it in.  Under no circumstance are we to call this in.
i say we call it in.  get some backup.  but you gotta do it.  harp won't listen to me.	Sure.  No problem.  I'll just call up and tell him his favorite agent saw this one surfer moon another surfer yesterday and it looked real suspicious.  Shit, he'll probably call out the National Guard.
they're on their way to maui.	No way.  Not yet.  Come on.
last time you got a feeling i had to kill a man, which i always hate because it looks bad on the report.	Angelo... I'm right this time.  We can still win this one.
wait, wait.  then these guys go back to their beach house and box up all their shit.  load it in bodhi's truck and take it to a public storage unit.  you see?  summer's almost over.  they're splitting. they're gonna pick up a little traveling money tomorrow.  the next day at the outside latest.  i got a feeling.	Last time you got a feeling I had to kill a man, which I always hate because it looks bad on the report.
yeah, or cashing a check.	Wait, wait.  Then these guys go back to their beach house and box up all their shit.  Load it in Bodhi's truck and take it to a public storage unit.  You see?  Summer's almost over.  They're splitting. They're gonna pick up a little traveling money tomorrow.  The next day at the outside latest.  I got a feeling.
cute.  he was inside for about 20 minutes.  the other guy, roach, waited in the truck.  they were scoping it out, right?!	Yeah, or cashing a check.
did he rob it?	Cute.  He was inside for about 20 minutes.  The other guy, Roach, waited in the truck.  They were scoping it out, right?!
bodhi, yeah.  i'm on him all day, right.  he goes here, he goes there, he goes to tower records and buys come cds, he has lunch at patrick's road house...  ... he goes into the assured trust savings and loan.	Did he rob it?
this zen master surfer.	Bodhi, yeah.  I'm on him all day, right.  He goes here, he goes there, he goes to Tower Records and buys come CDs, he has lunch at Patrick's Road House...  ... he goes into the Assured Trust Savings and Loan.
... so i started tailing him.	This Zen master surfer.
johnny!  uh, you, uh... should call first, you know?  hey, where the hell were you all day?  you gotta at least call in or something.  you okay?	Angelo, we gotta talk.
aw shit.	Nice tattoo, Dietz.
got it.	Awright.  Get into position.  I'm rolling.
cole and munoz are going in the back door.  babbit is backing me.  so i want you at the side window by the hedge.  you're strictly backup, got it?	Got it.
i'm ready to rock, angelo.  where you want me?	Cole and Munoz are going in the back door.  Babbit is backing me.  So I want you at the side window by the hedge.  You're strictly backup, got it?
did that worthless punk partner of mine ever show up?	Right here, partner.
when did harp say they'd have the warrant?	He's pushing it through first thing. You better get some sleep tonight, it could be an interesting morning.
... felony b and e, three months in juvey.  better.  felony assault. postgraduate work at chino. excellent.  i'm lovin' it.  what about the brother?  great!  another model citizen. these guys really fit the profile.	Remember, all bank robbers are losers, but not all losers are bank robbers.
look, if you're gonna go leavin' your piece and your shield in the car, you can damn well stay in sight.  okay?	Okay, Dad.
no, but there are four guys back there you might check out.	Thanks, buddy.
big zippo so far.  how about you?	Patience hotshot.  Patience.  It'll be subtle, if it's here at all.
the beaches are always being closed because of waste spills, right?  and surfers are territorial.  they stick mostly to certain breaks.  if we can get some hair samples, and get a match to a certain beach, we'd know which break the ex-presidents surf. you buyin' this?	No.  But let's do it, anyway.  It's gonna bug the shit out of Harp.
guy's the toxic avenger.	The beaches are always being closed because of waste spills, right?  And surfers are territorial.  They stick mostly to certain breaks.  If we can get some hair samples, and get a match to a certain beach, we'd know which break the Ex-Presidents surf. You buyin' this?
angelo, pay attention.  there's gonna be a test afterward.  lab is showing traces of toxins.  pcbs. heavy elements... selenium, titanium and arsenic.	Guy's the Toxic Avenger.
it sticks out, so i can't lock it. look, angelo, you think i joined the fbi to learn to surf?  this was your lame-o idea in the first place.  you gotta back me up on this.	Johnny, all I can say is we better come up with something real soon.
what, you couldn't have just left the thing in your car?	It sticks out, so I can't lock it. Look, Angelo, you think I joined the FBI to learn to surf?  This was your lame-o idea in the first place.  You gotta back me up on this.
i think you gotta hit them straight on!	Got it...
it's all balance, right?  and coordination.  how hard can it be?	I think you gotta hit them straight on!
angelo, this stuff is for little rubber people who don't shave yet.	It's all balance, right?  And coordination.  How hard can it be?
they're like some kind of tribe. got their own language.  you can't just walk up to these guys.  you've got to get out there.  learn some moves.  get into their head.  pick up the speech.	Angelo, this stuff is for little rubber people who don't shave yet.
johnny, it's the only way.	Why can't I just walk around with this thing under my arm and act stoned?  Ask a few questions.
... four months.  june to october. mmmm...same the year before.	Another month and we don't see 'em again 'til next summer.
surfers use it on their boards. they rub sand into it for traction.	Thanks for the tip.  I needed this knowledge.
sex wax?  you're not into kinky shit, are you angelo?	Surfers use it on their boards. They rub sand into it for traction.
the lab made three possible matches, this was one of 'em.	Sex wax?  You're not into kinky shit, are you Angelo?
candle wax.  car wax.  mustache wax? could be anything.  guy's waxing his mustache at the beach.  gets sand in it.  wipes it off with a shoe.  shoe scuffs the counter.	The lab made three possible matches, this was one of 'em.
shutup, you might learn somethin' you're not careful... so last year nixon scuffs a counter going over. there was a soil sample.  non- specific mud traces of asphalt, oils, blah, blah... sand and... carnuba wax.  so i became a wax expert.  there's 80 some uses for this stuff, something like five hundred products.	Candle wax.  Car wax.  Mustache wax? Could be anything.  Guy's waxing his mustache at the beach.  Gets sand in it.  Wipes it off with a shoe.  Shoe scuffs the counter.
oh well he must be a surfer.	Shutup, you might learn somethin' you're not careful... So last year Nixon scuffs a counter going over. There was a soil sample.  Non- specific mud traces of asphalt, oils, blah, blah... sand and... carnuba wax.  So I became a wax expert.  There's 80 some uses for this stuff, something like five hundred products.
yeah.  what's your theory?	The fucking punks are surfers.
yeah.  that was thirty years ago anyway.  l.a.'s changed a lot since then. the air got dirty and the sex got clean.  so you want to nail the ex- presidents?  be a big hero?	Yeah.  What's your theory?
sorry.	Yeah.  That was thirty years ago anyway.  L.A.'s changed a lot since then. The air got dirty and the sex got clean.  So you want to nail the Ex- Presidents?  Be a big hero?
you watch your fucking mouth!  mr. hoover himself pinned the seal of honor right here!	Sorry.
so you're gonna coast to retirement, when you could nail these guys and go out with come dignity.	You watch your fucking mouth!  Mr. Hoover himself pinned the Seal of Honor right here!
forget about it, kid.  they're ghosts.  let the goddamn yuppie mormon affirmative action assholes handle it.  see i'm almost 55... so i must be senile, right?  they better get me out before i start pissing myself in public.  drooling. it would look bad for the bureau, right?	So you're gonna coast to retirement, when you could nail these guys and go out with come dignity.
well, what're your ideas on these guys?	Forget about it, kid.  They're ghosts.  Let the goddamn yuppie Mormon affirmative action assholes handle it.  See I'm almost 55... so I must be senile, right?  They better get me out before I start pissing myself in public.  Drooling. It would look bad for the Bureau, right?
you through, mr. wizard?  let me know if you find jimmy hoffa under the seat while you're at it.  hell, it's only 7:30.  the night's still young... you can solve this case and start on another one.	Well, what're your ideas on these guys?
surgical.  look at them separate the dye packs.  dick and ronny know their jobs.	The Ex-Presidents are the best I've seen, kid.
reagan usually drives.  stolen switch car, they leave it running at the curb, looks parked from a distance.  when they run, they dump the vehicle and vanish.  and i mean vanish.	Surgical.  Look at them separate the dye packs.  Dick and Ronny know their jobs.
smart.  you burn time in the vault.	Reagan usually drives.  Stolen switch car, they leave it running at the curb, looks parked from a distance.  When they run, they dump the vehicle and vanish.  And I mean vanish.
never go for the vault.  they never get greedy.	Smart.  You burn time in the vault.
they don't go for the vault?	Never go for the vault.  They never get greedy.
yeah, they control the room well. stick strictly to the cash drawers.	They don't go for the vault?
good move.	Yeah, they control the room well. Stick strictly to the cash drawers.
punk.  quarterback punk.	Welcome to Sea World, kid.
pappas.  angelo pappas.	Punk.  Quarterback Punk.
added to which indignity, i got three months left to retirement and they saddle me with some blue-flamer fresh out of quantico for a partner. some quarterback punk, johnny unitas or something.	The shit they pull, huh?
i work bank robbery.  guys i'm after are surfers.  i needed you, at first, but not--	Fuck you, Johnny Utah.  Fuck you!! Don't you have a soul?  Goddamn you to hell!
tyler, put the gun down.	You tell me the fucking truth Johnny... did your parents really die in a car crash?  DID THEY?!
jesus christ, johnny -- you've been using me!  your jacket's on the floor in the bathroom -- this goddamn thing's half out of the pocket... oh god, it's all part of some case, isn't it?	Tyler, put the gun down.
never saw him, was your basic hit and run.	But you look like you been in a train wreck, how'd he just drive away?
so what'd the other guy look like?	Never saw him, was your basic hit and run.
you're kneeling on my hand.	So what'd the other guy look like?
betadyne doesn't hurt.	You're kneeling on my hand.
ouch.	Betadyne doesn't hurt.
johnny... what's going on?  i don't get it... did i do something?	No.  I'm sorry.  I have to go. I'll, uh... I'll call you later. I'm sorry.
i... i gotta go.	Johnny... what's going on?  I don't get it... did I do something?
those are cold.	Warm them up.
i... i don't know.  i can't describe what i'm feeling.	You don't have to.
well, usually you have this sort of intense scowl of concentration, like you're doing this for a school project or something... i don't know, like something's driving you.  see, it's gone.  if i didn't know better i'd say you looked almost happy.	I... I don't know.  I can't describe what I'm feeling.
what?	Well, usually you have this sort of intense scowl of concentration, like you're doing this for a school project or something... I don't know, like something's driving you.  See, it's gone.  If I didn't know better I'd say you looked almost happy.
look at you.	What?
yeah.  i just want to sit out here for a minute.	Look at you.
you had enough?	Yeah.  I just want to sit out here for a minute.
i can barely do this in broad daylight.	Come on.  At least no one's gonna see how bad you are.
what's goin' on?	Swell's here, Johnny.  Bodhi always knows.
what are you talking about?	I've seen that kamikaze look, Johnny.  You've got it.  And Bodhi can smell it a mile away.  He'll take you to the edge... and past it.  Hey, Bodhi.
bunch of goddamn adrenaline junkies. i hope you're not buying into this banzai-bullshit like the rest of bodhi's moonies.	What are you talking about?
sure, he's "the bodhisattva".	Yeah, he thinks he's evolved to a higher plane of existence, or something.  Maybe he has.  You've seen him surf... that frenzy.  It seems like anger.  It's not.  It's the energy of lovemaking.  The sea is the woman in his life.  She's his only true lover.
we went out for about five minutes... which is four minutes longer than most of them.  but you can't hold it against him, he's... different.	Sure, he's "the Bodhisattva".
meaning you were expendable.	We went out for about five minutes... which is four minutes longer than most of them.  But you can't hold it against him, he's... different.
people are expendable to bodhi.	Meaning you were expendable.
oh, oh.  that sounds personal.	People are expendable to Bodhi.
catch of the day.	Oh, oh.  That sounds personal.
who's the girl?	Catch of the day.
nice place.	He rents it for the summer.  Bodhi always gets some slick place and throws it open to every surf burnout around.  Most a these guys can't keep a job.  When the swell comes, they're gone, they have to ride.
stop here.  do you agree to do exactly what i say when i say it?	Sure.
i came out here from ohio a month ago.  never saw the ocean before.  i didn't think it would effect me so much.  like i'm drawn to it, or something.  i want to do what you do.  it's the truth.	Tomorrow, 6 AM.  Here.  If you're a minute late I'm gone.  And Stud... I didn't take you to raise.  I can show you a few things but after that you're on your own. That'll be four fifty.
wait, so i'm a big hero to my folks, right?  but two years ago they got killed in a car wreck and i just suddenly realized all my goals had been their goals.  and i hadn't been living my own life.  so i wanted something for myself.  something that maybe didn't make any sense.  you know what i mean?	I came out here from Ohio a month ago.  Never saw the ocean before.  I didn't think it would effect me so much.  Like I'm drawn to it, or something.  I want to do what you do.  It's the truth.
this gonna take long?	Wait, so I'm a big hero to my folks, right?  But two years ago they got killed in a car wreck and I just suddenly realized all my goals had been their goals.  And I hadn't been living my own life.  So I wanted something for myself.  Something that maybe didn't make any sense.  You know what I mean?
no, no.  see, all my life i've done things for other people.  in high school i played football because my old man expected me to.  then my parents always figured i'd go to law school, so i did.  football scholarship.  graduated phi beta kappa--	This gonna take long?
what is it?  you all of a sudden got this bug you had to go surfing? this is a line, right?	No, no.  See, all my life I've done things for other people.  In high school I played football because my old man expected me to.  Then my parents always figured I'd go to law school, so I did.  Football scholarship.  Graduated Phi Beta Kappa--
well, i'm just gonna go back out there till i catch on to it or break my neck.	What is it?  You all of a sudden got this bug you had to go surfing? This is a line, right?
i can see that.  but forget it. stick to tennis, or whatever you're good at.  miniature golf.  here, your number's 37.	Well, I'm just gonna go back out there till I catch on to it or break my neck.
i'm serious.	I can see that.  But forget it. Stick to tennis, or whatever you're good at.  Miniature golf.  Here, your number's 37.
gimme a break.  one shrimp and fries to go!  anything to drink?	I'm serious.
i need you to teach me.	Gimme a break.  One shrimp and fries to go!  Anything to drink?
i mean, what do you want?  what are you doing hanging around here.	I need you to teach me.
shrimp and fries.	I mean, what do you want?  What are you doing hanging around here.
what do you want?	Shrimp and fries.
bye.	Wait!  Jesus Christ!  You're fucking crazy, you know that? You go in there you're gonna eat it on the rocks.  Here, follow me.
i'm telling you so when you look back on this moment, you can think... there was this guy named utah and he was pretty much a dork but maybe not such a bad person and i let him drown in conditions he had no business being in whatsoever... when i could have easily helped him.	Bye.
who cares!	I'm telling you so when you look back on this moment, you can think... there was this guy named Utah and he was pretty much a dork but maybe not such a bad person and I let him drown in conditions he had no business being in whatsoever... when I could have easily helped him.
my name's johnny utah!	Who cares!
carefully, tough guy.  very carefully.	My name's Johnny Utah!
hey!  uh, how do i get back in?	Carefully, tough guy.  Very carefully.
yeah, you saw me and you figured that if a mere girl can do it, a big strong stud like you shouldn't have any problem.  right?!  well you figured wrong, dork!	Hey!  Uh, how do I get back in?
well, i saw you and--	Yeah, you saw me and you figured that if a mere girl can do it, a big strong stud like you shouldn't have any problem.  Right?!  Well you figured wrong, dork!
billy... what the hell's wrong with you?	Something... in the trees...
i don't believe he did, sir. i couldn't find a single track. just doesn't make sense.	What about the rest of Hopper's men?
i can't believe jim hopper walked into an ambush.	I don't believe he did, Sir. I couldn't find a single track. Just doesn't make sense.
strange, major. there was a firefight. shooting in all directions.	I can't believe Jim Hopper walked into an ambush.
what do you mean?	Six others, U.S. issue jungle boots. They came in from the north, then followed the guerrillas.
major, looks like there were ten, maybe twelve guerrillas. looks like they took some prisoners from the chopper.  then a different set of track, over there.	What do you mean?
i'll see you there.	Right behind you.
guess i've picked up some bad habits from you, dutch. now don't argue with me, you know i'm right. get to that chopper and hold it for us. we'll be along.	You know you can't win this one.
this isn't your style, dillon.	Guess I've picked up some bad habits from you, Dutch. Now don't argue with me, you know I'm right. Get to that chopper and hold it for us. We'll be along.
no way, dutch. i'm going. you get these people and get the hell out of here.	This isn't your style, Dillon.
he'll be looking for the trip wires. if we're lucky, he won't see this.	Now what, Dutch. You going to send your mystery guest an invitation?
we're not going.	That rendezvous is ten maybe twelve miles, at most! We're almost home. But the chopper won't wait.
what are you talking about? we'll be out of here in ten minutes.	We're not going.
we're going to need everyone.	What are you talking about? We'll be out of here in ten minutes.
what the hell do you think you're doing?	We're going to need everyone.
you're wastin' your time.	No more games.
i can accept that, it comes with the job.	Bullshit. You're just like the rest of us.
expendable assets, dillon. seems langley is never around when you need them.	I can accept that, it comes with the job.
we're still too far in, they won't risk coming in for us.	Expendable assets, Dillon. Seems Langley is never around when you need them.
blain...  ... just like the others... no powder burns, no shrapnel.	The wound all fused, cauterized... what the hell did this?
she's too valuable. she's got to know their whole network. the whole set up. we take her with us.	We take her and she'll give away our position, every chance she gets. No prisoners, Dillon.
what story did you give to davis?	We've been lookin' for this place for months. The chopper must have gotten close when they got shot down. Hopper was sent in to get my men. He was just doing his job. When he disappeared I had to clean this up, I had to stop there bastards. We were so close, we couldn't quit. We couldn't sleep through this one. I needed you, Dutch, can't you see that?
because i told you, you're the best. i knew you could do it but i couldn't get you in here without a cover story.	What story did you give to Davis?
why us?	Because I told you, you're the best. I knew you could do it but I couldn't get you in here without a cover story.
that's right, i set you up. you're a veteran at this, dutch, i had to.	Why us?
it was all bullshit. all of it. from the start... you set us up, got us in here to do your dirty work.	That's right, I set you up. You're a veteran at this, Dutch, I had to.
jesus... this is inhuman.  uh... i wasn't told of any operations in this area. they shouldn't have been here.	Well somebody sent them.
i knew this man. green berets, out of fort bragg. what the hell were they doing in here? you got any answers for this, dillon?	Jesus... this is inhuman.  Uh... I wasn't told of any operations in this area. They shouldn't have been here.
mean anything to you?	Probably another rebel patrol. They operate in here all the time.
billy's on it.  heat seeker. pretty sophisticated for half-asses mountain boys.	They're getting better equipped every day.
you don't know how much i missed this, dutch!!! once you get this in your blood, you never get it out!!!	You never were all that smart... let's go!!!
no such thing, old buddy. it's a one way ticket. once we cross that border, we're on our own.	This gets better by the minute.
who's our back-up on this?	No such thing, old buddy. It's a one way ticket. Once we cross that border, we're on our own.
our rendezvous points and radio freqs. are indicated and fixed. awacs contact on four hour intervals.	Who's our back-up on this?
those cabinet members are very important to our scope of operations in this part of the world. they're about to get squeezed. we can't let that happen. i needed someone who could get the job done, quick and quiet... no screw-ups. i needed the best. the best. so, i pulled a few strings at the state department... and here we are.	Go on.
wasn't my style. we're a rescue unit, not assassins.  this must be good. big shot from the cia, leaves his desk to come back to the bush. what's so important?	Those cabinet members are very important to our scope of operations in this part of the world. They're about to get squeezed. We can't let that happen. I needed someone who could get the job done, quick and quiet... no screw-ups. I needed the best. The best. So, I pulled a few strings at the State Department... and here we are.
also heard that you passed on that little job in libya.	Wasn't my style. We're a rescue unit, not assassins.  This must be good. Big shot from the CIA, leaves his desk to come back to the bush. What's so important?
like the old days, dillon.	Also heard that you passed on that little job in Libya.
that piece of work you guys pulled off at the berlin embassy last week was really something. blew the entry points on three floors and neutralized the opposition in eight seconds flat. beautiful.	Like the old days, Dillon.
you never did know when to quit.	That piece of work you guys pulled off at the Berlin embassy last week was really something. Blew the entry points on three floors and neutralized the opposition in eight seconds flat. Beautiful.
no way, old buddy.	You never did know when to quit.
you've been pushing too many pencils, dillon. had enough?	No way, old buddy.
... right, i got a score to settle for the bro...	We both got scores to settle.
take a position over there. i'll work around towards you. when i flush him, you nail him...	... Right, I got a score to settle for the Bro...
what, sergeant?	Those eyes... disappeared. But I know one thing, Major...  ... I drew down and fired right at it. Capped-off two hundred rounds and then the Mini-gun; the full pack. Nothin'... nothin' on this earth could have lived... not at that range.
don't know, only saw one of 'em. camouflaged. he was there...  ... those fucking eyes...	What, Sergeant?
thanks.	Anytime.
i'm sorry, bull. it's never easy. he was a good soldier.	The best friend I ever had.
thank you, sergeant.	I'm sorry, Bull. It's never easy. He was a good soldier.
we've got most of the flares, frags. and two claymores just outside. nothin's comin' close to here without trippin' on somethin'.	Thank you, Sergeant.
i'll take him.	We've got most of the flares, frags. and two claymores just outside. Nothin's comin' close to here without trippin' on somethin'.
put him in his poncho and liner and carry him back. we'll bury him in the morning.	I'll take him.
you saw what?	I saw it.
what's got billy so spooked?	Can't say, Major... been squirrely all mornin'... fuckin' weird... sometimes I think that nose of his is too good... smells things that ain't there.
any sign of the hostages?	We found 'em both, dead. And the gear from the chopper. If they're Central American, I'm a fuckin' Chinaman. By the looks of 'em, I'd say our cabinet minister and his aide are CIA.  Another thing, Major, we were lucky... couple of those guys we waxed are Russians, military advisors by the look of it. Something big was about to happen here.
what's that, general?	Someone else will be going in with you.
you lift off in three hours.  there's one other thing.	What's that, General?
what have you got in mind, general.	We figure we've got less than twenty-four hours to catch up with them. After that, there's not much hope. We want a rescue operation mounted tonight. That doesn't give you much time.
that's the problem. apparently they strayed off course.  we're certain they've been captured by the guerrillas.	What have you got in mind, General.
that's over the border, general.	That's the problem. Apparently they strayed off course.  We're certain they've been captured by the guerrillas.
you're looking well, dutch.	It's been a long time, General.
he knows our defenses.	Why didn't he try to kill one of us last night?
how could anyone get through this, carry blain out, right under our noses without leavin' a trace?	He knows our defenses.
where the hell is his body?	There's no sign of it.
i think it's hawkins.	Where the hell is his body?
what in god's name...?	I think it's Hawkins.
i can't tell.	What in God's name...?
hawkins?	I can't tell.
major, you'd better take a look at this.	Hawkins?
what's he got?	Same business, guerrillas hauling two guys from the chopper... followed by men with American equipment...
mmmnnn...?	I don't think that was any ordinary army taxi...
there's something else, major...	Mmmnnn...?
took 'em out with a heat seeker.	There's something else, Major...
he's not really my uncle.	They never are, dear.
your uncle will like this.	He's not really my uncle.
philip!  we'll need shoes!	Your uncle will like this.
i dunno.  do thigh high, leather boots go with a cocktail dress?	Philip!  We'll need shoes!
you'll want a cocktail dress then.  turn.  you have a beautiful figure.  a little too out in the open but simply lovely.  size six? do you need shoes?	I dunno.  Do thigh high, leather boots go with a cocktail dress?
well... i might be going out to dinner.	You'll want a cocktail dress then.  Turn.  You have a beautiful figure.  A little too out in the open but simply lovely.  Size six? Do you need shoes?
no wonder.  for starts, you should know that hot pants are <u>horrid</u>, even when you do have the legs to carry them off.  what are your plans while you're in town?	Well... I might be going out to dinner.
georgia.	No wonder.  For starts, you should know that hot pants are <u>horrid</u>, even when you do have the legs to carry them off.  What are your plans while you're in town?
do what you have to do.  i don't take it personally.	I do.  I take it all very personally.  Very nice meeting you, Vivian.
i don't think so.  you should know we're going to fight you with every resource we have.	Do what you have to do.  I don't take it personally.
we can reach an understanding on this.	I don't think so.  You should know we're going to fight you with every resource we have.
there's no way you could know that.	But I do know.  I also know your lines of credit are over-extended. If I don't buy your company, someone else will...  Ah, the escargot.
you're not getting any navy contracts.	There's no way you could know that.
we're on the verge of closing a large navy contract.  double is ridiculous but we can assure you a healthy profit on your shares.  we would give you a promissory note...	You're not getting any navy contracts.
mr. harris, we know you've purchased at least twenty percent of our stock.  we also know you plan to file a formal bid for a majority share.	Twenty-five percent.
you don't know anything about me.	I'd like to find out.  You don't know anything about me either. That's why people have lunch.
i see.  well.  maybe that means you'd have lunch with me sometime then.	You don't know anything about me.
it's... it's not like that.	I see.  Well.  Maybe that means you'd have lunch with me sometime then.
hope to be?	It's... it's not like that.
no.	Hope to be?
hey, big guy, you getting tired, yet?  i am.  this is vivian.  you two been together long?  you and edward?	No.
thunder's a horse.  come on.	Hey, big guy, you getting tired, yet?  I am.  This is Vivian.  You two been together long?  You and Edward?
please, we hardly know each other.	Thunder's a horse.  Come on.
let's not talk about it, it's too depressing.  come on, i'll show you thunder.	Please, we hardly know each other.
huh?  oh... yeah.  s'okay?  uhm... how're... business things going.	Let's not talk about it, it's too depressing.  Come on, I'll show you Thunder.
i like your hat.	Huh?  Oh... yeah.  S'okay?  Uhm... how're... business things going.
who are you going after next, sir?	Who indeed...
mr. kross is just getting off the phone with his stock broker. it's finished.  you've won.	Who are you going after next, sir?
what?	Mr. Kross is just getting off the phone with his stock broker. It's finished.  You've won.
congratulations, sir.	What?
you what?	I talked to some developers about the land.
the real estate possibilities are endless.  most of the yard we'll just level.  i talked to a couple of developers, under the table, of course, and they said --	You what?
storage, i think.	Not with those smokestacks it's not.
what's that long building over there?	Storage, I think.
you'd be initiating a financial battle you'd ultimately lose, mr. harris.	You're very right.  I think the best thing we could all do is go home.
this time i imagine you would, yes.  hmm...  with all this in mind, mr. kross, i can't logically make a formal bid on your company, can i?	You'd be initiating a financial battle you'd ultimately lose, Mr. Harris.
quiet.  would i get the loans?	This time I imagine you would, yes.  Hmm...  With all this in mind, Mr. Kross, I can't logically make a formal bid on your company, can I?
i... i don't know.  there... there wasn't time...	I suppose you'd find out soon enough that you have assets you presently don't seem aware of, wouldn't you?  The waste processing licenses at that abandoned shipyard of yours, you'd certainly find out about that.
how?	I... I don't know.  There... there wasn't time...
i... i would take advantage of it.	How?
yes.	If you had a... reprieve, what would do?
stop.  for just a moment.  mr. kross, i'd like to ask you a few questions <u>before</u> you sign. you realize that you're a target. if you weren't mine, you'd be someone elses, correct?	Yes.
of course, yes.  after the <u>expected</u> filing period is over, i'm going to recommend to the board that we accept your bid.	You're making the right decision, sir.
<u>expected</u>... offer.	Of course, yes.  After the <u>expected</u> filing period is over, I'm going to recommend to the board that we accept your bid.
yes.  i'm here to tell you that i've reconsidered my position on your acquisition offer.	<u>Expected</u>... offer.
how are you, mr. kross.	Not bad for a man who hasn't slept in four nights.  I'll get used to it.
mr. harris.	How are you, Mr. Kross.
i don't question the legality of what you do.  it's your morality that makes me sick.  i will not allow my company to be raped by a man like you.	It is <u>not</u> your company.  It's a public company.  And I <u>am</u> going to acquire it.  Either I buy from the other stock holders, or I buy from you.
what i did with those companies was perfectly legal.	I don't question the legality of what you do.  It's your morality that makes me sick.  I will not allow my company to be raped by a man like you.
i know all about you, mr. harris. when you buy companies, they have a way of disappearing.  even the pension funds are stripped clean. the last three companies you took over were cut up in so many pieces, widows were left without their retirement checks.	What I did with those companies was perfectly legal.
no.  what i have is a lot of money.	I know all about you, Mr. Harris. When you buy companies, they have a way of disappearing.  Even the pension funds are stripped clean. The last three companies you took over were cut up in so many pieces, widows were left without their retirement checks.
you've got a lot of nerve.	No.  What I have is a lot of money.
mr. kross, i'm not here to sell you my stock.  on the contrary, i'm here to buy yours.	You've got a lot of nerve.
what would it take to buy our stock back?  name your price.	To get me in a mood to sell -- double what I paid.  But your company doesn't have enough capital right now to buy anything.
vivian...	It's not your fault.  You're right.  Kit's right.  But I want the fairy tale.
i didn't think so.	Vivian...
i do.  i do want to.  that's why i'm leaving.  that's what you given me, see? i know what i want now.  i want a guy like you for real.  not because you buy me things and give me money.  the nicest thing you ever done for me is hold my hand. you gonna give me that?	I didn't think so.
stay with me tonight.  not because you're being paid to. stay with me because you want to.	I do.  I do want to.  That's why I'm leaving.  That's what you given me, see? I know what I want now.  I want a guy like you for real.  Not because you buy me things and give me money.  The nicest thing you ever done for me is hold my hand. You gonna give me that?
aw, don't... no...	Stay with me tonight.  Not because you're being paid to. Stay with me because you want to.
i'm leaving.  don't ya see?  if i stay with you like you want me to, there'll always be some guy, your friends eve, treatin' me like that... thinkin' they're allowed to.  what are you gonna do, fight'm all? no.  i'll take my money now, please.	Aw, don't... no...
you're packing.	I'm leaving.  Don't ya see?  If I stay with you like you want me to, there'll always be some guy, your friends eve, treatin' me like that... thinkin' they're allowed to.  What are you gonna do, fight'm all? No.  I'll take my money now, please.
it felt good.	You're packing.
it was good.	It felt good.
i got tired of hating my father.	It was good.
it was a business decision.	I got tired of hating my father.
right.  you're quite the sir galahad today, aren't ya'?  i heard what you did with kross.	It was a business decision.
not all men hit.  and no one is going to hit you anymore.	Right.  You're quite the Sir Galahad today, aren't ya'?  I heard what you did with Kross.
why do guys always know how to hit a woman?  right across the cheek, wham, so it feels like your eye is gonna explode.  what do they do, take you all aside in high school and show you how? it pisses me off!	Not all men hit.  And no one is going to hit you anymore.
it's all just business to you. him.  me.  your life. everything's business.	It's what I do for a living. It's how I make money.
yes.  the man made a business decision.	It's all just business to you. Him.  Me.  Your life. Everything's business.
business.	Yes.  The man made a business decision.
it's not your concern.  it's... business, that's all.	Business.
right.	It's not your concern.  It's... business, that's all.
vivian, i want you to listen to me.  the man realized that it would be better for his future and his son's future, if he cooperated.	Right.
last time i saw him he was this strong guy.  now he's beaten. and you <u>liked him</u>.	Vivian, I want you to listen to me.  The man realized that it would be better for his future and his son's future, if he cooperated.
what do you mean?	Last time I saw him he was this strong guy.  Now he's beaten. And you <u>liked him</u>.
what did you do to him?	What do you mean?
i've never treated you like a whore.	You just did.
i know.  hey, don't mind me.  i'm being stupid.  i'll think about it, okay?  it's a real good offer for a whore.	I've never treated you like a whore.
vivian, life's not a fairy tale.	I know.  Hey, don't mind me.  I'm being stupid.  I'll think about it, okay?  It's a real good offer for a whore.
when i was a little girl, my mother locked me in the attic when i was bad, which was pretty often. i'd stare out the window up there and make believe i was a princess trapped in the tower by the wicked queen.  then suddenly a knight on a white horse with his bright colors flying would ride up. rescue me from the tower, and then we'd ride off... but never, ever in all the times i had that dream did the knight say, "come on baby, i'll put you up in a great condo."	Vivian, life's not a fairy tale.
vivian, i've thought about this a lot.  this is the best solution.	When I was a little girl, my mother locked me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. I'd stare out the window up there and make believe I was a princess trapped in the tower by the wicked queen.  Then suddenly a knight on a white horse with his bright colors flying would ride up. Rescue me from the tower, and then we'd ride off... but never, ever in all the times I had that dream did the knight say, "Come on baby, I'll put you up in a great condo."
i'm sorry.  that's very sweet, edward, and i know you mean it...	Vivian, I've thought about this a lot.  This is the best solution.
it wouldn't be like that.  i want to get you off the street.  you'll have a different kind of life. what's wrong with that?	I'm sorry.  That's very sweet, Edward, and I know you mean it...
what else?  you gonna leave some cash by the bed when you pass through town?	It wouldn't be like that.  I want to get you off the street.  You'll have a different kind of life. What's wrong with that?
i have to go to new york tomorrow.	What else?  You gonna leave some cash by the bed when you pass through town?
yeah, you've been pretty tough to take.	I have to go to New York tomorrow.
one more night and you're finally rid of me.	Yeah, you've been pretty tough to take.
did you?	Yes.  I've never enjoyed it more. Thank you.
i know.  i'm glad.	Did you?
i more than liked it.	I know.  I'm glad.
if you'd gone on about how much you liked it, i'm not sure i'd have believed you.	I more than liked it.
but don't they have it in english?	Vivian, don't be afraid of what you don't know.  That's the fun of it.
i'll whisper some of the main parts of the story to you.  but you'll be surprised how much you understand.  the music conveys the story more powerfully than any words.	But don't they have it in English?
if it's in italian, how will i know what they're saying?	I'll whisper some of the main parts of the story to you.  But you'll be surprised how much you understand.  The music conveys the story more powerfully than any words.
you mean, besides elvis?  i'm a human being.  sure.  once. first time i ever ran away from home, i got as far as atlanta. i met this boy.  he'd been with his parents on their way to chicago.  they stopped at a gas station.  he went to the john. when he came back they'd split. we sorta started looking out for each other.  aw, he was sweet. and boy, was he good looking, y'know, dark hair and eyes. the chicken hawks were on him all the time.  he hated that. sometimes we'd find a safe place to crash nights and we'd curl up together and we'd talk about all these crazy things.  the two of us getting married someday. having kids.  stupid stuff.	What happened to him?
vivian.  i'm paying you to be you.  be you.  have you?  ever been in love with anyone?	You mean, besides Elvis?  I'm a human being.  Sure.  Once. First time I ever ran away from home, I got as far as Atlanta. I met this boy.  He'd been with his parents on their way to Chicago.  They stopped at a gas station.  He went to the john. When he came back they'd split. We sorta started looking out for each other.  Aw, he was sweet. And boy, was he good looking, y'know, dark hair and eyes. The chicken hawks were on him all the time.  He hated that. Sometimes we'd find a safe place to crash nights and we'd curl up together and we'd talk about all these crazy things.  The two of us getting married someday. Having kids.  Stupid stuff.
sorry.  you're not paying me to ask you question like that.	Vivian.  I'm paying you to be you.  Be you.  Have you?  Ever been in love with anyone?
i've never been on a plane before.	I'm glad you like it.  Now be quiet, I've really got to read these.
the opera.	I've never been on a plane before.
huh?	The opera.
to meet some friends.  rudolpho, a poet... benoit, a landlord... mimi, a flower maker...	Huh?
where are you taking me!?	To meet some friends.  Rudolpho, a poet... Benoit, a landlord... Mimi, a flower maker...
you don't want to go all the way to san francisco in a limousine, do you?  i don't.	Where are you taking me!?
what if someone tries to steal it?	I'll guard them and you with my life.
you won't.	What if someone tries to steal it?
what if i lose it?	You won't.
shush.  of course you can.	What if I lose it?
edward, i can't.	Shush.  Of course you can.
what's that?	I don't want you to get too excited... these are on loan... however...
hmm... let's see... no, there's something missing.	What's that?
do i look okay?	Hmm... let's see... no, there's something missing.
i'm not hurt.  it doesn't hurt you when somebody pisses on you, it just pissed you off.	I really am sorry.
vivian... i'm sorry.  i wasn't prepared for questions about us. it was an idiotic and insensitive thing i did.  i should have known that it would hurt you.	I'm not hurt.  It doesn't hurt you when somebody pisses on you, it just pissed you off.
i'll call you a cab.  if you want the clothes, pack them up.	Vivian... I'm sorry.  I wasn't prepared for questions about us. It was an idiotic and insensitive thing I did.  I should have known that it would hurt you.
fuck off.	I'll call you a cab.  If you want the clothes, pack them up.
fine.  i'm only here a couple of more days and i'm not going to spend them fighting with you.	Fuck off.
pay me!  before i pick up this chair and smash your face in.	Fine.  I'm only here a couple of more days and I'm not going to spend them fighting with you.
vivian...	Pay me!  Before I pick up this chair and smash your face in.
well, it's true.  just pay me what you owe me and i'm gone.	Vivian...
your goddamned friend, he thinks the only reason i'm with you is for the money.	Well, it's true.  Just pay me what you owe me and I'm gone.
can we talk about this?  can you just try to calm down?	Your goddamned friend, he thinks the only reason I'm with you is for the money.
i want my fucking money.  i'm getting out of here.  i don't want anything more to do with you.	Can we talk about this?  Can you just try to calm down?
what was i supposed to do?  i told the truth.  why should the truth upset you?  it's not as if you're from a convent.	I want my fucking money.  I'm getting out of here.  I don't want anything more to do with you.
stuckey!  he wants an "appointment" with me after you leave.  you my pimp now or did he think that up on his own?	What was I supposed to do?  I told the truth.  Why should the truth upset you?  It's not as if you're from a convent.
would you please calm down.  tell me what happened.	Stuckey!  He wants an "appointment" with me after you leave.  You my pimp now or did he think that up on his own?
i've been with stinking old men who've made me want to puke but i've never had anyone make me feel as dirty as you did tonight.	Would you please calm down.  Tell me what happened.
i don't know what you're talking about.	I've been with stinking old men who've made me want to puke but I've never had anyone make me feel as dirty as you did tonight.
clean the slut up, take her out, huh?!  what are you trying to prove!?  i'm not a piece of meat for you to offer to your friends!	I don't know what you're talking about.
vivian, what the --	Clean the slut up, take her out, huh?!  What are you trying to prove!?  I'm not a piece of meat for you to offer to your friends!
you asshole!  i can't believe what a --!	Vivian, what the --
i thought i was the pro.  these women make me feel like an amateur.	Ready to stomp sod?
i'm sure that's true for some of them.	I thought I was the pro.  These women make me feel like an amateur.
edward, these women here, i don't think any of'm like the guys they're with.  they're just into it for the money.	I'm sure that's true for some of them.
you could freeze ice on his wife's ass.  she anything like your ex?	Shall we mingle?
he's good at what he does.	You could freeze ice on his wife's ass.  She anything like your ex?
real genuine guy.	He's good at what he does.
i really doubt anyone here frequents hollywood boulevard.	You did.
what id we run into someone i know?	I really doubt anyone here frequents Hollywood Boulevard.
i think it's exciting.	What id we run into someone I know?
you're really pushing it, bringing me here.	I think it's exciting.
you still mad at'm?	He died a long time ago.
not much to tell.  i went to public school.  went to university on scholarship.  went to work for an investment firm. in eight years i owned it.  my father was chairman of the board of the third company i ever went after.  i swallowed that company and shit out the pieces. one of the pieces was him.	You still mad at'm?
keep talkin'.  i like hearin'.	Not much to tell.  I went to public school.  Went to university on scholarship.  Went to work for an investment firm. In eight years I owned it.  My father was chairman of the board of the third company I ever went after.  I swallowed that company and shit out the pieces. One of the pieces was him.
easier than learning how to be poor.  my father's family was wealthy. when i was young there were cars and houses, private schools, nannies.  but then my father divorced my mother to marry another woman.  and he took his money with him.	Keep talkin'.  I like hearin'.
seems like it.  i guess it's easy to get used to, huh?	Easier than learning how to be poor.  My father's family was wealthy. When I was young there were cars and houses, private schools, nannies.  But then my father divorced my mother to marry another woman.  And he took his money with him.
no.	Seems like it.  I guess it's easy to get used to, huh?
you always been rich?	No.
dinner can wait.	You always been rich?
what about dinner?	Dinner can wait.
please.	What about dinner?
wait till you see what i have on underneath.	Please.
thank you.  i would.  nice.	Wait till you see what I have on underneath.
i thought maybe you'd like dinner.	Thank you.  I would.  Nice.
good.	Come with me?
okay.	Good.
vivian, you belong wherever you are.  i don't care how you were dressed, they were the ones who were wrong, not you.	Okay.
i had a little problem in one store.  i wasn't dressed right. i don't know what to say.  i don't belong there.  maybe i'll just go back to bridget.  she was cool.	Vivian, you belong wherever you are.  I don't care how you were dressed, they were the ones who were wrong, not you.
was someone rude to you?	I had a little problem in one store.  I wasn't dressed right. I don't know what to say.  I don't belong there.  Maybe I'll just go back to Bridget.  She was cool.
well, you know those cold bitches that work in those stores and try to intimidate you?  it works.	Was someone rude to you?
why not?	Well, you know those cold bitches that work in those stores and try to intimidate you?  It works.
i wasn't as much fun as i thought it was going to be.	Why not?
i still don't understand why you only bought one dress.	I wasn't as much fun as I thought it was going to be.
i have work to do.	Uh-uh.  No work.
yeah, it's this box, it has pictures, sound.  you don't have to use your brain at all.	I have work to do.
television?	Yeah, it's this box, it has pictures, sound.  You don't have to use your brain at all.
know what we're gonna do in a little while then?  we're gonna call domino's and have'm deliver a bigass pizza.  we're gonna eat it in bed.  we're gonna veg' out and watch television.	Television?
whether i liked him or not is irrelevant.  it's business. there's no emotion involved in business... if you want to survive.	We're the exactly the same!  Kit keeps telling me don't get emotional when you turn tricks -- that's why no kissing -- it's too personal. The key is like you're saying, stay numb, don't get involved -- when I'm with a guy, I'm a robot, I just do it.  Except with you.  At your price I give my all...
you liked the guy, though.	Whether I liked him or not is irrelevant.  It's business. There's no emotion involved in business... if you want to survive.
upset.  no.  i never get upset about business.	You liked the guy, though.
you're upset, huh?	Upset.  No.  I never get upset about business.
and that's the way the game is played.	Some game.  Screwin' some poor slob out of his retirement.
i'm sorry.	You're forgiven.
i thought i told you not to answer the phone.	Oooh!
hello?	I thought I told you not to answer the phone.
thank you <u>very much</u>.	Hello?
... all right.  i'll meet you in the lobby.  but only cause you're paying me to.	Thank you <u>very much</u>.
i think you'll approve.	... all right.  I'll meet you in the lobby.  But only cause you're paying me to.
any good?	I think you'll approve.
the rex.	Any good?
go by yourself then.  where you taking me anyway?	The Rex.
this isn't a date.	Go by yourself then.  Where you taking me anyway?
no, i don't "got it".  even the farmboys back in georgia come to the door when they're taking you on a date.	This isn't a date.
let's hope so.  you'll get some more clothes tomorrow.  i'll be pushed for time so meet me in the hotel lobby at seven forty-five sharp.  got it?	No, I don't "got it".  Even the farmboys back in Georgia come to the door when they're taking you on a date.
it's very tasteful.  i think you'll especially like the zipper in the crotch.  i'm -- joking.	Let's hope so.  You'll get some more clothes tomorrow.  I'll be pushed for time so meet me in the hotel lobby at seven forty-five sharp.  Got it?
just one?  christ... i hope it's appropriate.	It's very tasteful.  I think you'll especially like the zipper in the crotch.  I'm -- joking.
i got a dress, yeah.	Just one?  Christ... I hope it's appropriate.
did you buy some clothes?	I got a dress, yeah.
tsk, believe me, this will be the last time.	Did you buy some clothes?
never answer the phone.  ever.	Tsk, believe me, this will be the last time.
look butthead, i'll treat you so nice you'll never want to let me go, okay?	Three thousand for five days. And Vivian, I will let you go.
i'm not just talking about sex.	Look butthead, I'll treat you so nice you'll never want to let me go, okay?
holy shit.	I'm not just talking about sex.
done.	Holy shit.
three.	Done.
all right, two thousand.	Three.
but you want days too.	All right, two thousand.
vivian, may i point out five more nights at three hundred a night is only 1,500.	But you want days too.
four thousand.	Vivian, may I point out five more nights at three hundred a night is only 1,500.
five full nights... days too?	Four thousand.
of course.  how much?	Five full nights... days too?
it'd cost you.	Of course.  How much?
what?	I'm in town until Saturday.
all right.  how much for the week?	What?
i fucked the debate team in high school.  tsk.  i had a grampa. he liked ties on sundays.  you mind if i take a swim in your bathtub before i hit it?	Don't drown.
where'd you learn to do this?	I fucked the debate team in high school.  Tsk.  I had a grampa. He liked ties on Sundays.  You mind if I take a swim in your bathtub before I hit it?
there, see?  now the emblem is right in the middle of the knot.	Where'd you learn to do this?
not... quite.	There, see?  Now the emblem is right in the middle of the knot.
sorta like stealing cars and selling'm for parts, huh?	Not... quite.
assets are anything of value a company owns.  sometimes the pieces are worth more than the whole.  by selling them off, i make a profit.	Sorta like stealing cars and selling'm for parts, huh?
c'mon, i might buy a company some day.	Assets are anything of value a company owns.  Sometimes the pieces are worth more than the whole.  By selling them off, I make a profit.
vivian --	C'mon, I might buy a company some day.
what are assets?	Vivian --
by breaking up a company's assets --	What are assets?
what?  why?	By breaking up a company's assets --
i sell them.	What?  Why?
so what a ya do with the companies once you buy'm?	I sell them.
... dollars?	So what a ya do with the companies once you buy'm?
the one i'm buying this week will cost around 150 million.	... dollars?
no shit.  they expensive?	The one I'm buying this week will cost around 150 million.
i buy companies.	No shit.  They expensive?
"occupational hazard".	I buy companies.
no?  why's that?	"Occupational hazard".
i like guys if that's what you're asking.  not that i trust'm.	No?  Why's that?
do you ever... enjoy it?	I like guys if that's what you're asking.  Not that I trust'm.
i'd say you give a good dollar value.	Do you ever... enjoy it?
i just hope it was worth three hundred bucks.	I'd say you give a good dollar value.
mmm, i could tell.	I just hope it was worth three hundred bucks.
oooh, baby, you were the best. i was beside myself.	Mmm, I could tell.
i took the couch.  i had some work to do.  about last night...	Oooh, Baby, you were the best. I was beside myself.
where'd you go?	I took the couch.  I had some work to do.  About last night...
occupational hazard?	Where'd you go?
yeah.  too good.  i forgot where i was.	Occupational hazard?
did you sleep well?	Yeah.  Too good.  I forgot where I was.
you didn't wake me.  i'll be out of here in a minute.	No hurry.  Would you like some breakfast?
good morning.	You didn't wake me.  I'll be out of here in a minute.
what do you like?	If I want you to turn me on I'll pay <u>you</u> three hundred.  Just lay back and let me drive.
just a romantic, that's you.	Yes...
you really are a very beautiful girl.	Just a romantic, that's you.
vivian... the meter's running... cooperate.	You really are a very beautiful girl.
jesus, you act like you're seducing some valley girl you picked up in a dance club.	Vivian... the meter's running... cooperate.
because they bring out the flavor of the champagne.	Jesus, you act like you're seducing some Valley girl you picked up in a dance club.
why?	Because they bring out the flavor of the champagne.
try a strawberry.	Why?
oooh, thank god.	Try a strawberry.
it's a very good year.	Oooh, thank god.
they should be.  they're both good at it.	It's a very good year.
where are they?  shopping together?	They should be.  They're both good at it.
i think he wanted you to tip him.	Tsk.  Excuse me, I didn't think he had change for a hundred.
sounds like you've known a lot of lawyers.	I've known a lot of everybody.
i dunno... you have that sharp, useless look.	Sounds like you've known a lot of lawyers.
and why do you say that?	I dunno... you have that sharp, useless look.
let me guess, you're a... lawyer.	And why do you say that?
uh-huh.	Let me guess, you're a... lawyer.
right.  so!  in town on business?	Uh-huh.
let's talk some more first.	Right.  So!  In town on business?
fair enough.	Let's talk some more first.
well, the meter's running, it's your money.  speaking of which, cash'll do.  in advance.	Fair enough.
always.	Well, the meter's running, it's your money.  Speaking of which, cash'll do.  In advance.
do you plan everything?	Always.
want to know something?  i don't quite know.  i hadn't planned this.	Do you plan everything?
can i have some chips?	-- and a bowl of strawberries. Thank you.
send up a bottle of crystal champagne.	Can I have some chips?
diet coke.	Send up a bottle of Crystal champagne.
room service.  what do you drink?	Diet coke.
off the boulevard.	Exactly.
every place has hookers, but if this hotel has hookers, they don't look like they're...	Off the boulevard.
you mean they don't have hookers.	Every place has hookers, but if this hotel has hookers, they don't look like they're...
you may feel more comfortable. this is not the kind of place that rents rooms by the hour.	You mean they don't have hookers.
why?	You may feel more comfortable. This is not the kind of place that rents rooms by the hour.
my raincoat's in the back.  put it on.	Why?
better believe it.	Then let's go.  It's worth 300 just so I don't have to drive.
you know how to drive a stick?	Better believe it.
what?	You know how to drive a stick?
get in.  this side.	What?
edward... you got it!	Get in.  This side.
edward.  my name is edward.	Edward... you got it!
what's your name, lover.	Edward.  My name is Edward.
fine.	What's your name, lover.
three hundred.	Fine.
vivian, how much to put up with me for the entire night?	You couldn't afford it.
no, but it's getting there.	Vivian, how much to put up with me for the entire night?
neither do i.  a hundred bucks an hour though. that's pretty stiff.	No, but it's getting there.
i never joke about money.	Neither do I.  A hundred bucks an hour though. That's pretty stiff.
you're joking.	I never joke about money.
for an hour.	You're joking.
for the whole night?	For an hour.
company would cost you... a hundred dollars.	For the whole night?
what do you charge for company, vivian?	Company would cost you... a hundred dollars.
ugly habit, biting your nails.	You don't know habits, you think this is ugly.
sorry.  if i did, i didn't mean to.	Ugly habit, biting your nails.
if you're making fun of me, i don't like it.	Sorry.  If I did, I didn't mean to.
very good.  you ought to have that printed up on your business card.	If you're making fun of me, I don't like it.
tell me about it.  l.a. is suffering from a wacko epidemic. and who knows where half the guys i pick up have been.  i mean, i use condoms.  always.  and i get checked out once a month at the free clinic.  not only am i better in the sack than an amateur, i'm probably safer.	Very good.  You ought to have that printed up on your business card.
must be dangerous.  hooking.	Tell me about it.  L.A. is suffering from a wacko epidemic. And who knows where half the guys I pick up have been.  I mean, I use condoms.  Always.  And I get checked out once a month at the free clinic.  Not only am I better in the sack than an amateur, I'm probably safer.
day jobs, yeah.  i've tried them.  turn right.	Must be dangerous.  Hooking.
so do day jobs.	Day jobs, yeah.  I've tried them.  Turn right.
it pays.	So do day jobs.
you like being a hooker, vivian?	It pays.
what do you want it to be?  vivian, my name's vivian.	You like being a hooker, Vivian?
what's your name?	What do you want it to be?  Vivian, my name's Vivian.
yeah, i peed in the fountain there once.  give me a break.	What's your name?
regent beverly wilshire.  i bet you know it.	Yeah, I peed in the fountain there once.  Give me a break.
okay, what <u>ho</u>tel?	Regent Beverly Wilshire.  I bet you know it.
<u>ho</u>tel.	Okay, what <u>ho</u>tel?
what motel you staying at?	<u>Ho</u>tel.
new york.	What motel you staying at?
you're not from l.a., huh?	New York.
very good.  you're obviously mechanical.	You're not from L.A., huh?
if you can figure it out, be my guest.	Very good.  You're obviously mechanical.
mind if i turn on some heat?	If you can figure it out, be my guest.
not exactly.	Mind if I turn on some heat?
stolen?	Not exactly.
no.	Stolen?
nice car.  yours?	No.
sit... and spin.	Sit-and-spin.  Alright... why not?
why don't you just do it out of the kindness of your heart?	Sit... and spin.
the price just went up to ten.	Why don't you just do it out of the kindness of your heart?
that's ridiculous.	The price just went up to ten.
sure.  for five bucks.	That's ridiculous.
good.  can you tell me how to get to beverly hills?	Sure.  For five bucks.
actually, i'm a movie star out for a walk.	Good.  Can you tell me how to get to Beverly Hills?
no, you look like a hooker.	Actually, I'm a movie star out for a walk.
great.  what do i look like a tourguide?	No, you look like a hooker.
yes.	Great.  What do I look like a tourguide?
what?  you gonna tell me you're lost?	Yes.
uh, no.  how do i get to beverly hills?	What?  You gonna tell me you're lost?
you looking' for some company?	Uh, no.  How do I get to Beverly Hills?
what's that?	You looking' for some company?
hey sugar, you lookin' for a date?	What's that?
good afternoon, mr. harris.	Afternoon.
mr. harris, a guest of yours, is a guest of ours and shall be treated accordingly.  the young lady asked me to tell you that she is waiting for you in the lounge.	Thank you.
my what?	The young lady staying in your room?
i have a message for you from your "niece", sir.	My what?
of course, yes.  if you'll excuse me just a moment --	I have a message for you from your "niece", sir.
barnard thomas, manager of the hotel.	Of course, yes.  If you'll excuse me just a moment --
all this because of that whore!	Yes.
and i don't like what we've become.  i'll cover any losses you have on this one.  now get out, you asshole!	All this because of that whore!
edward, we've been together ten years.	And I don't like what we've become.  I'll cover any losses you have on this one.  Now get out, you asshole!
i think i broke my hand.  you're fired.	Edward, we've been together ten years.
you broke my nose.	I think I broke my hand.  You're fired.
what!?	Have a good day, gentlemen.
i suppose you'd use them as collateral on new loans, wouldn't you?	Have you lost your mind?
oh, my god... edward, no!	I suppose you'd use them as collateral on new loans, wouldn't you?
i don't think there's any sense in --	Let him answer.
give me twenty minutes.	We'll be there.  Listen, if he's really caving in, we'll go from there down to the office.  I want him to commit his stock to us this morning.
he wouldn't say.  edward... i think we got him.  his nuts are on the block and <u>we got him</u>.  you there?	Give me twenty minutes.
why?	He wouldn't say.  Edward... I think we got him.  His nuts are on the block and <u>we got him</u>.  You there?
i had to call.  i jus got off the phone with james kross.  get this.  he wants to see you. today.	Why?
i'm up.	I had to call.  I jus got off the phone with James Kross.  Get this.  He wants to see you. Today.
did i wake you?	I'm up.
promise me you'll read those contracts by then.	Goodbye, Bill.
bill?  stop panicking.  kross isn't going anywhere and i don't need to spend the rest of the day watching his stock go down.  i'll be in the office tomorrow.	Promise me you'll read those contracts by then.
this is no time to disappear. we're in too far.	Bill?  Stop panicking.  Kross isn't going anywhere and I don't need to spend the rest of the day watching his stock go down.  I'll be in the office tomorrow.
industrial espionage is not ridiculous.  edward, how do you know she hasn't attached herself to you so she can bring kross back information?	Christ, Bill, she's not a spy, she's a hooker.  I picked her up off Hollywood Boulevard.
you're being ridiculous.	Industrial espionage is not ridiculous.  Edward, how do you know she hasn't attached herself to you so she can bring Kross back information?
so now they're best friends? edward, this girl appears out of nowhere and now i see her talking to a guy whose company we're trying to buy.  it's too convenient.	You're being ridiculous.
she met him at dinner last night... i like this tie.	So now they're best friends? Edward, this girl appears out of nowhere and now I see her talking to a guy whose company we're trying to buy.  It's too convenient.
hear me out.  i've known you a long time.  i see a difference in you this week.  like that tie. i'm suddenly wondering if this girl's not the difference. especially when i see her talking with david kross.	She met him at dinner last night... I like this tie.
why do you want to know?	Hear me out.  I've known you a long time.  I see a difference in you this week.  Like that tie. I'm suddenly wondering if this girl's not the difference. Especially when I see her talking with David Kross.
sales, really?  that's great. what does she sell?	Why do you want to know?
vivian's in sales.	Sales, really?  That's great. What does she sell?
doing what?	Vivian's in sales.
yes...	Doing what?
and you just happened to run into her.  great.  what's she do?  she work?	Yes...
the night i left your house, i was lost.  i was looking for directions.	And you just happened to run into her.  Great.  What's she do?  She work?
come on, you can tell me.  i sure would like to know where a guy runs into a girl as attractive as this.	The night I left your house, I was lost.  I was looking for directions.
we just did.	Come on, you can tell me.  I sure would like to know where a guy runs into a girl as attractive as this.
fill me in on this.  how'd you and vivian meet?	We just did.
bill, i'd like you to meet vivian.	Bill Stuckey, Vivian.  My wife, Elizabeth.
come on, bill, don't talk to me about how much money's involved. it's my money.	And some of it's mine.  Edward, his jugular's exposed.
excuse me for saying this but what is wrong with you this week? first, you go soft on the pension funds.  now, you're giving him the chance to get away?  as of two minutes ago, you are committed to the tune of over fifty million dollars --	Come on, Bill, don't talk to me about how much money's involved. It's my money.
but, edward...	Do it.
i want the treatment plant licenses to be top priority right now.	But, Edward...
we're letting them slide?	I want the treatment plant licenses to be top priority right now.
put the pension funds on hold until i say otherwise.	We're letting them slide?
our contract guys are working on the kross pension funds. there's another forty million there.  we can bleed'm dry.	Put the pension funds on hold until I say otherwise.
someone's loaning it to him. get on it right away.	Our contract guys are working on the Kross pension funds. There's another forty million there.  We can bleed'm dry.
goddamit!  where is he getting the money to fight?	Someone's loaning it to him. Get on it right away.
eight o'clock.  kross is bringing his son.  very bright kid, watch yourself with him.  who's this girl you're taking?	No one you know.
what time's diner tonight?	Eight o'clock.  Kross is bringing his son.  Very bright kid, watch yourself with him.  Who's this girl you're taking?
what!?	We don't have the time to bring someone new up to speed. Besides...  You've already impressed everyone you need to, haven't you?
i'm here.	I know a lot of nice girls.
edward, did you hear me?	I'm here.
oh, god, what?	I'll bring it back.
bill, we're businessmen, not the damn mafia.  i'll see you in the office.  by the way, about your car...	Oh, god, what?
you shouldn't go alone.  he might claim that you tried to black mail him.	Bill, we're businessmen, not the damn mafia.  I'll see you in the office.  By the way, about your car...
i'll see him alone.  everyone knows you're my muscle.  we'll make it social.  tell kross i'll meet him for dinner.  tonight if you can arrange it.	You shouldn't go alone.  He might claim that you tried to black mail him.
edward, if the three of us sit down together we might as well announce our plans in the wall street journal.	I'll see him alone.  Everyone knows you're my muscle.  We'll make it social.  Tell Kross I'll meet him for dinner.  Tonight if you can arrange it.
i want to.	Edward, if the three of us sit down together we might as well announce our plans in the Wall Street Journal.
love this car!  is it new?	Yes!  And you don't even know where you're going!
cynthia's not coming?	No.
really?  some high class gold digger who speaks french better than i do?  no, thank you.  i just got off the phone with one.	Cynthia's not coming?
listen, there're some major local talent inside just dying to meet you...	Really?  Some high class gold digger who speaks French better than I do?  No, thank you.  I just got off the phone with one.
apologize to elizabeth for me.	Listen, there're some major local talent inside just dying to meet you...
at least stay for a drink.  this party's for you.	Apologize to Elizabeth for me.
give me your car keys, will you, i'm going back to my hotel.	At least stay for a drink.  This party's for you.
what's up, where you going?	Give me your car keys, will you, I'm going back to my hotel.
i want to.  for food, got it? eat something before the wind blows you away.	I'm gonna pay you back next time I see ya, babe.  Just wait, I'm gonna do something real nice for you some day.
no.  you took care of rent, that's enough.	I want to.  For food, got it? Eat something before the wind blows you away.
cool your jets a second.  here's some money.	No.  You took care of rent, that's enough.
yeah.  well... i gotta split. goodbye's make me crazy.	Cool your jets a second.  Here's some money.
couple a hours.	Yeah.  Well... I gotta split. Goodbye's make me crazy.
and leave all this?  not in a million.	Couple a hours.
you sure you won't come with me?	And leave all this?  Not in a million.
do i!?  momma!	You sure you won't come with me?
want a pair of boots?	Do I!?  Momma!
so did i.  i made it with the principal.  study hard and get a "b."  lift your dress and an "a" you'll see.	Want a pair of boots?
school, school.  regular.  i used to get pretty good grades in school, you know.	So did I.  I made it with the principal.  Study hard And get a "B."  Lift your dress and an "A" you'll see.
what kind of school?	School, school.  Regular.  I used to get pretty good grades in school, you know.
get a job and probably go back to school.  figure out what i'm gonna be.	What kind of school?
so whatta' you going to do in san francisco?	Get a job and probably go back to school.  Figure out what I'm gonna be.
i don't care about bucks.  i might love this guy.	Wow, are you in deep shit.  You know he'll break your heart.
go for the bucks.	I don't care about bucks.  I might love this guy.
all i'm doing is feeling lousy about it.  i don't know what to do.  what do i do, kit?	Go for the bucks.
i pray for that.	All I'm doing is feeling lousy about it.  I don't know what to do.  What do I do, Kit?
he wants to set me up in a place, give me some money.	I pray for that.
dummy.	He wants to set me up in a place, give me some money.
it was great.	Dummy.
oh, my god, you mean it was good?	It was great.
i know.  i stopped pretending and started liking it with him for real.	Oh, my god, you mean it was good?
honey, you're not supposed to do that.	I know.  I stopped pretending and started liking it with him for real.
i kissed him, kit.  on the mouth.	Honey, you're not supposed to do that.
where do you fit?	I kissed him, Kit.  On the mouth.
you think i fit here where they just about chew your food for you?	Where do you fit?
what do you know?  you look <u>good</u>. all dressed up.  you clean up real nice.  you sure don't fit in down on the boulevard, lookin' like you do.  not that you ever did anyway.	You think I fit here where they just about chew your food for you?
yeah... i know what you mean.	What do you know?  You look <u>good</u>. All dressed up.  You clean up real nice.  You sure don't fit in down on the Boulevard, lookin' like you do.  Not that you ever did anyway.
everybody keeps starin' at me.	Yeah... I know what you mean.
kit...	Everybody keeps starin' at me.
kit, i left that money for you days ago.	Yeah.  I just got it.
carlos.  i still owe him two hundred bucks...	Kit, I left that money for you days ago.
who did you think?	Carlos.  I still owe him two hundred bucks...
was that you?	Who did you think?
yes, i'm glad you're clean but i've been calling and calling.	Was that you?
yeah.	Baby!  Rodeo Drive.
in beverly hills?	Yeah.
hey kit, where do i go for the clothes?  good stuff on <u>him</u>.	In Beverly Hills?
i'm getting dressed now.  i'll be over.  bye.	Hey Kit, where do I go for the clothes?  Good stuff on <u>him</u>.
three hundred for last night and he gave me extra to buy some clothes.  now listen, i'm gonna leave an envelope for you at the front desk. give me two hundred to the scum bucket and the other hundred to that asshole landlord for part of the rent.  spend it on drugs and i'll pull your hair out.	I'm getting dressed now.  I'll be over.  Bye.
i'm sorry, viv'.  carlos has been on my back.  did you get the money up front like i taught ya'?	Three hundred for last night and he gave me extra to buy some clothes.  Now listen, I'm gonna leave an envelope for you at the front desk. Give me two hundred to the scum bucket and the other hundred to that asshole landlord for part of the rent.  Spend it on drugs and I'll pull your hair out.
he... he just does.	I'm sorry, Viv'.  Carlos has been on my back.  Did you get the money up front like I taught ya'?
why'd he want you?	He... he just does.
kit, listen, the guy last night, the one in the ferrari, i'm at this hotel, the regent beverly wilshire, it's this absolutely unbelievable place and he's hired me for a whole week and kit, listen, he's paying me three thousand bucks!  we can get out of the apartment.  we can get out of this town.  we can do anything!  kit?  hey, you there?	Why'd he want you?
i was asleep.  you woke me.  you okay?	Kit, listen, the guy last night, the one in the Ferrari, I'm at this hotel, the Regent Beverly Wilshire, it's this absolutely unbelievable place and he's hired me for a whole week and Kit, listen, he's paying me three thousand bucks!  We can get out of the apartment.  We can get out of this town.  We can do anything!  Kit?  Hey, you there?
kit!  where've you been?	I was asleep.  You woke me.  You okay?
'lo.	Kit!  Where've you been?
hey, hey -- there's a rent.	He's not gonna want us.
that crack is burning a hole in your pocket.  there isn't even milk in the fridge.  the rent's due.  now come on --	Hey, hey -- There's a rent.
i can't handle this tonight. i'm going home.	That crack is burning a hole in your pocket.  There isn't even milk in the fridge.  The rent's due.  Now come on --
forget it.  we work for it.  we keep it.	I can't handle this tonight. I'm going home.
maybe we should get a pimp. carlos likes you and --	Forget it.  We work for it.  We keep it.
looks slow tonight.	Maybe we should get a pimp. Carlos likes you and --
no, let's go to work.  okay?	Okay.  I'm sorry I said your dream was stupid.
i will.  i'm trying.  meanwhile i got some crack left, you wanna get high?	No, let's go to work.  Okay?
i thought you were giving up that drug shit.	I will.  I'm trying.  Meanwhile I got some crack left, you wanna get high?
don't be mad at me.  i'll pay you back.  i promise.	I thought you were giving up that drug shit.
i just saw somebody pulled out of a dumpster.  i wonder how much she made tonight?	Don't be mad at me.  I'll pay you back.  I promise.
viv... don't be stupid.  we're whores.	I just saw somebody pulled out of a dumpster.  I wonder how much she made tonight?
we worked for that money.  we were gonna put together enough to get out of that dump we live in, get off this street.	Viv... don't be stupid.  We're whores.
carlos had some great rock.	I bet.  That was our rent!
you spent it on drugs, didn't you?	Hi, Viv.  Carlos, you know my roommate, Viv.
you bullshittin' me?	Of rent I do not bullshit.
kit give me nothin'.	You bullshittin' me?
don't give me that.  kit gave it to you yesterday, cash.	Kit give me nothin'.
rent.  you're late.	Don't give me that.  Kit gave it to you yesterday, cash.
yeah, what?	Rent.  You're late.
i leave extras, miss.	Thanks!  Consuelo, are all rich people so lazy they can't do this on their own?
oooh, i love those.	I leave extras, miss.
i also place las chocolates on the pillow.	Oooh, I love those.
is that all?  you just fold back the bedspread?	I also place las chocolates on the pillow.
<u>housekeeping</u>.  i come to turn down the bed.	Okay.
what?	<u>Housekeeping</u>.  I come to turn down the bed.
housekeeping.  i come to turn down the bed.  5:00, i turn down the bed.	What?
come on, barney, you and me live in the real world.  you don't know how to treat a girl like anything but a lady, mr. thomas.	Certain ladies make that very easy... Vivian.  John, call a limousine for our guest, please.  Have it take her anywhere she wishes to go.  Bill the hotel.  See you again sometime soon.
you're not accompanying him to new york?	Come on, Barney, you and me live in the real world.  You don't know how to treat a girl like anything but a lady, Mr. Thomas.
yeah, well, i check out today.	You're not accompanying him to New York?
mr. harris doesn't check out until tomorrow.	Yeah, well, I check out today.
look i just wanted to say goodbye.	Mr. Harris doesn't check out until tomorrow.
miss vivian.	Look I just wanted to say goodbye.
hi, barney!	Miss Vivian.
me?	I'd send them up, but sadly, I don't trust the young lady to find you on her own.
barnard thomas here.  miss vivian, i wonder if you might come down to the front desk.  there's someone here to see you.	Me?
miss vivian... there's a salon here in the hotel.  instead of worrying unnecessarily about table manners, why don't you just have your hair done instead?	Professionally?
maybe i'll just order a burger, barney, that way i can eat with my hands.	Miss Vivian... there's a salon here in the hotel.  Instead of worrying unnecessarily about table manners, why don't you just have your hair done instead?
miss vivian --	Maybe I'll just order a burger, Barney, that way I can eat with my hands.
steak spoon!	Miss Vivian --
then you would use your--	Steak spoon!
i like steak.	Then you would use your--
then you use your <u>soup spoon</u>.	I like steak.
but what if they serve soup?	Then you use your <u>soup spoon</u>.
they will serve salad.	But what if they serve soup?
what if they serve soup?	They will serve salad.
actually, some of the richest people i know have the worst manners.  of course, mr. harris, being of old money, knows his way around a table.  all right now, pay attention please.  salad fork.	What if they serve soup?
hmmm... i vonder vich.	Actually, some of the richest people I know have the worst manners.  Of course, Mr. Harris, being of old money, knows his way around a table.  All right now, pay attention please.  Salad fork.
either you're european or badly brought up.	Hmmm... I vonder vich.
but i always eat like this.	Either you're European or badly brought up.
in fifteen minutes i can teach you everything you need to know to dine with the queen.  first, as you pick up the knife you shift your fork to the left hand.	But I always eat like this.
you'll like it fine.	Okay.  Thanks, Barney.  You're the best.
will i like it?	You'll like it fine.
i think you'll find it normal enough.	Will I like it?
yeah, mine too.  is it like, y'know, normal?	I think you'll find it normal enough.
it's a bit beyond my... range, shall we say.	Yeah, mine too.  Is it like, y'know, normal?
edward is taking me to some fancy place for dinner.  the rex.  ever been there?	It's a bit beyond my... range, shall we say.
what is it, miss vivian?	Edward is taking me to some fancy place for dinner.  The Rex.  Ever been there?
that's all right.  i'm sure they're quite lovely.	They were real nice to me there. They treated me, y'know... nice. Thanks, Barney.
i didn't want to get it messed. i got shoes too.  wanna see?	That's all right.  I'm sure they're quite lovely.
i rather hoped you'd be wearing it.	I didn't want to get it messed. I got shoes too.  Wanna see?
i got a dress.	I rather hoped you'd be wearing it.
niece?	Of course.  Naturally when Mr. Harris leaves, I won't see you in this hotel again.
miss vivian... things that go on in other hotels don't happen at the regent beverly wilshire.	Niece?
vivian.	Miss Vivian... things that go on in other hotels don't happen at the Regent Beverly Wilshire.
what's your name?	Vivian.
and who is that?	I... Edward...
i'm -- i'm with a friend.	And who is that?
you're a guest here?	I'm -- I'm with a friend.
i'm just going to my room.	You're a guest here?
no, i'm sorry, i don't.	I was in here yesterday.
do you remember me?	No, I'm sorry, I don't.
yes?	Do you remember me?
'scume me.	Yes?
would you like to try it on?	'Scume me.
i'm going to spend <u>money</u>.	I don't think we have anything for you here.  You're obviously in the wrong place.
excuse me?	I'm going to spend <u>money</u>.
what is with you?	Excuse me?
it's very expensive.	What is with you?
i didn't ask if it would fit. i asked how much it was.	It's very expensive.
i don't think it would fit you.	I didn't ask if it would fit. I asked how much it was.
you have beautiful things.  how much is this?	I don't think it would fit you.
yes...	You have beautiful things.  How much is this?
yes.  something... conservative.	Yes...
are you looking for something in particular?	Yes.  Something... conservative.
i'm just looking, thanks.	Are you looking for something in particular?
may i help you?	I'm just looking, thanks.
get out!	Don't worry.  I'll pay for it. What a you charge?  Huh?  Twenty, thirty, fifty bucks, <u>maybe</u>?  Are you a fifty dollar whore?
i bet.  a lousy whore and you're the gum in a hundred million dollar deal.	Aw, come on, Bill.  It's just business.
i think it's great.	I bet.  A lousy whore and you're the gum in a hundred million dollar deal.
do you want to know what he did? do you want to know what the crazy son of a bitch did?  he handed the whole thing back to kross! on a silver platter.  for no reason!  what was he thinking, i mean, what was going through his goddam head?  why?  what was all that benevolent crap?  what are we going to become, a philanthropic foundation?  i'll probably be the director of several worthwhile charities.	I think it's great.
yeah.  sure.  why not.  call me at the regent beverly wilshire.	I just might do that.
it's okay.  edward told me.  your secret's safe with me.	Yeah.  Sure.  Why not.  Call me at the Regent Beverly Wilshire.
what?	It's okay.  Edward told me.  Your secret's safe with me.
all this must be quite a change from hollywood boulevard.	What?
yeah.  thanks.	All this must be quite a change from Hollywood Boulevard.
having a good time, vivian?	Yeah.  Thanks.
you don't believe me?	You survived the Fire Swamp. You must be very brave...  ... but nobody withstands The Machine. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           69.
the prince and the count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken.	So it's to be torture.
then why bother curing me?	The Prince and the Count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken.
till they kill you. yeah.	Then why bother curing me?
then i'm here till i die?	Till they kill you. Yeah.
don't even think --  -- don't even think about trying to escape. the chains are far too thick. and don't dream of being rescued either. the only way in is secret. and only the prince, the count, and i know how to get in and out.	Then I'm here till I die?
i killed him myself.	Then why is there fear behind your eyes?
brides often are, i'm told.	I do not marry tonight.
should i be?	Brides often are, I'm told.
you don't seem excited, my little muffin.	Should I be?
i-would-not-say-such things-if- iwere-you-	Why not? You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that. Not with a thousand bloodhounds. And you cannot break it. Not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, that is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth.
yes, i am a silly girl, for not having seen sooner that you were nothing but a coward with a heart full of fear.	I-would-not-say-such things-if- Iwere-you-
you're a silly girl.	Yes, I am a silly girl, for not having seen sooner that you were nothing but a coward with a heart full of fear.
you never sent the ships. don't bother lying. it doesn't matter. westley will come for me anyway.	You're a silly girl.
every ship but the four you sent.	Yes. Yes, of course. Naturally, not those four.
every ship but your four fastest, you mean.	Every ship but the four you sent.
ah! my dulcet darling. tonight we marry. tomorrow morning, your men will escort us to florin channel where every ship in my armada waits to accompany us on our honeymoon.	Every ship but your four fastest, you mean.
he will come for me.	Of course.
my westley will always come for me.	I suggest a deal. You write four copies of a letter. I'll send my four fastest ships. One in each direction. The Dread Pirate Roberts is always close to Florin this time of year. We'll run up the white flag and deliver your message. If Westley wants you, bless you both. If not ... please consider me as an alternative to suicide. Are we agreed?
he is a sailor on the pirate ship "revenge." promise to return him to his ship.	I swear it will be done.
may i live a thousand years and never hunt again.	He is a sailor on the pirate ship "Revenge." Promise to return him to his ship.
if we surrender, and i return with you, will you promise not to hurt this man?	May I live a thousand years and never hunt again.
... as ... you ... wish...	Oh, my sweet Westley; what have I done?
faithfulness he talked of, madam. your enduring faithfulness. now, tell me truly. when you found out he was gone, did you get engaged to your prince that same hour, or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?	You mocked me once, never do it again -- I died that day!
and what am i?	Faithfulness he talked of, madam. Your enduring faithfulness. Now, tell me truly. When you found out he was gone, did you get engaged to your prince that same hour, or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?
i asked him what was so important for him. "true love," he replied. and then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. i can only assume he meant you. you should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are.	And what am I?
he died well, that should please you. no bribe attempts or blubbering. he simply said, "please. please, i need to live." it was the "please" that caught my memory.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           53.	I asked him what was so important for him. "True love," he replied. And then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. I can only assume he meant you. You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are.
nothing you can say will upset me.	He died well, that should please you. No bribe attempts or blubbering. He simply said, "Please. Please, I need to live." It was the "please" that caught my memory.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           53.
does it bother you to hear?	Nothing you can say will upset me.
life is pain, highness. anyone who says differently is selling something. i remember this farm boy of yours, i think. this would be, what, five years ago?	Does it bother you to hear?
you mock my pain!	Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. I remember this farm boy of yours, I think. This would be, what, five years ago?
i can't afford to make exceptions. once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work, all the time.	You mock my pain!
on the high seas, your ship attacked, and the dread pirate roberts never takes prisoners.	I can't afford to make exceptions. Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work, all the time.
you can die slowly cut into a thousand pieces.	Hardly complimentary, Your Highness. Why loose your venom on me?
with pride. what can i do for you?	You can die slowly cut into a thousand pieces.
you're the dread pirate roberts; admit it.	With pride. What can I do for you?
i know who you are -- your cruelty reveals everything.	You're the Dread Pirate Roberts; admit it.
rest, highness.	I know who you are -- your cruelty reveals everything.
"are not capable of love" is what you mean.	I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream.
he knows i do not love him.	"Are not capable of love" is what you mean.
you admit to me you do not love your fiance?	He knows I do not love him.
i never said he was my dearest love. and yes, he will save me. that i know.	You admit to me you do not love your fiance?
you think your dearest love will save you? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           50.	I never said he was my dearest love. And yes, he will save me. That I know.
i was giving you a chance. no matter where you take me ... there's no greater hunter than prince humperdinck. he could track a falcon on a cloudy day. he can find you	You think your dearest love will save you? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           50.
and what is that worth, the promise of a woman? you're very funny, highness.	I was giving you a chance. No matter where you take me ... there's no greater hunter than Prince Humperdinck. He could track a falcon on a cloudy day. He can find you
if you'll release me ... whatever you ask for ransom ... you'll get it, i promise you...	And what is that worth, the promise of a woman? You're very funny, Highness.
catch your breath.	If you'll release me ... whatever you ask for ransom ... you'll get it, I promise you...
to think -- all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.	They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
i am no one to be trifled with, that is all you ever need know.	To think -- all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
who are you?	I am no one to be trifled with, that is all you ever need know.
well, no, we sort of skipped that part.	Then you're not married -- if you didn't say it, you didn't do it  -- wouldn't you agree, Your Highness?
did you say, "i do"?	Well, no, we sort of skipped that part.
but it did. i was there. this old man said, "man and wife."	Did you say, "I do"?
it never happened. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                          117.	But it did. I was there. This old man said, "Man and wife."
what?	It never happened. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                          117.
it never happened.	What?
i got married. i didn't want to. it all happened so fast.	It never happened.
what hideous sin have you committed lately?	I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast.
oh, westley, will you ever forgive me?	What hideous sin have you committed lately?
at a time like this that's all you can think to say? "gently?"	Gently!!
gently.	At a time like this that's all you can think to say? "Gently?"
oh, westley, darling.  westley, why won't you hold me?	Gently.
we did it.	Now, was that so terrible? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           64.
westley, what about the r.o.u.s.'s?	Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist...
i mean, what are the three terrors of the fire swamp? one, the flame spurts. no problem. there's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. two, the lightning sand. but you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.	Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?
no. no. we have already succeeded.	I mean, what are the three terrors of the Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurts. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the Lightning Sand. But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.
we'll never succeed -- we may as well die here.	No. No. We have already succeeded.
finally, roberts decided something. he said, "all right, westley, i've never had a valet. you can try it for tonight. i'll most likely kill you in the morning." three years he said that. "good night, westley. good work. sleep well. i'll most likely kill you in the morning." it was a fine time for me. i was learning to fence, to fight, anything anyone would teach me. and roberts and i eventually became friends. and then it happened.	What? -- go on --
but how is that possible, since he's been marauding twenty years and you only left me five years ago?	I myself am often surprised at life's little quirks. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           59.
this will all soon be but a happy memory because roberts' ship "revenge" is anchored at the far end. and i, as you know, am roberts.	But how is that possible, since he's been marauding twenty years and you only left me five years ago?
singed a bit, were you?	You? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           58.
we'll never survive.	Nonsense -- you're only saying that because no one ever has. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           57.
i will never doubt again.	There will never be a need.
death cannot stop true love. all it can do is delay it for a while.	I will never doubt again.
well ... you were dead.	Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
i told you, "i would always come for you." why didn't you wait for me?	Well ... you were dead.
move? you're alive. if you want, i can fly.	I told you, "I would always come for you." Why didn't you wait for me?
can you move at all?	Move? You're alive. If you want, I can fly.
but how can you be sure?	This is true love. You think this happens every day?
hear this now: i will come for you.	But how can you be sure?
but what if something happens to you?	Hear this now: I will come for you.
of course you will.	But what if something happens to you?
i fear i'll never see you again.	Of course you will.
farm boy. fill these with water --  --please.	As you wish.
farm boy. polish my horse's saddle. i want to see my face shining in it by morning.	As you wish.
why should that make such a difference?	Well ...  ... you see, you use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about one.
why is that, do you think?	Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. I've been specializing in groups. Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.
and a good thing too.	Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           39.
you're quick.	And a good thing too.
i just want you to feel you're doing well. i hate for people to die embarrassed.	You're quick.
look are you just fiddling around with me or what?	I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.
it's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. i don't even exercise. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           38.	Look are you just fiddling around with me or what?
frankly, i think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.	It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           38.
i could kill you now.	Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
you mean, you'll put down your rock and i'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?	I could kill you now.
we face each other as god intended. sportsmanlike. no tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.	You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
i believe you -- so what happens now?	We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
i did that on purpose. i don't have to miss.	I believe you -- So what happens now?
finish him, finish him. your way.	Oh, good, my way. Thank you, Vizzini.  Which way is my way?
what do i do?	Finish him, finish him. Your way.
give her to me.  catch up with us quickly.	What do I do?
you be careful.  -- people in masks cannot be trusted.	I'm waiting!
-- i do not accept excuses.  i'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all.	Don't say that, Vizzini. Please.
well, i'm carrying three people. and he's got only himself.	-- I do not accept excuses.  I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all.
you were supposed to be this colossus. you were this great, legendary thing. and yet he gains.	Well, I'm carrying three people. And he's got only himself.
i thought i was going faster.	You were supposed to be this colossus. You were this great, legendary thing. And yet he gains.
faster!	I thought I was going faster.
i only dog paddle.	Veer left. Left. Left!
no more rhymes now, i mean it.	Anybody want a peanut?
i just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.	Am I going mad or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
i've hired you to help me start a war. that's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.	I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
you never said anything about killing anyone.	I've hired you to help me start a war. That's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition.
once the horse reaches the castle, the fabric will make the prince suspect the guilderians have abducted his love. when he finds her body dead on the guilder frontier, his suspicions will be totally confirmed.	You never said anything about killing anyone.
the country across the sea. the sworn enemy of florin.  go!	Once the horse reaches the castle, the fabric will make the Prince suspect the Guilderians have abducted his love. When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier, his suspicions will be totally confirmed.
who's guilder?	The country across the sea. The sworn enemy of Florin.  Go!
it's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of guilder.	Who's Guilder?
he's getting away from me, fezzik. please. fezzik!	I'll be right back.
what?	I hope we win...
inigo.	What?
right, right, sorry.	Inigo.
don't pester him, he's had a hard day.	Right, right, sorry.
where did you get that?	At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.
will this do?	Where did you get that?
where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?	Over the Albino, I think.
you've been mostly dead all day.	We had Miracle Max make a pill to bring you back.
tilt his head back. open his mouth.	How long do we have to wait before we know if the miracle works?
we can't wait -- the wedding's in half an hour and we must strike in the hustle and the bustle beforehand.	Tilt his head back. Open his mouth.
has it been fifteen minutes?	We can't wait -- the wedding's in half an hour and we must strike in the hustle and the bustle beforehand.
what's the difference?  we've got him. help me here. we'll have to force feed him.	Has it been fifteen minutes?
inigo -- there's more than thirty --	What's the difference?  We've got him. Help me here. We'll have to force feed him.
i have a little.	I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           91.
have you any money?	I have a little.
the body?	Have you any money?
well, we montoyas have never taken defeat easily. come along, fezzik. bring the body.	The body?
-- fezzik, please --	Everybody ... MOVE!!
the man in black?	His true love is marrying another tonight, so who else has cause for Ultimate Suffering?  Excuse me --
but you don't know where he is.	Don't bother me with trifles; after twenty years, at last, my father's soul will be at peace.
to find the man in black, obviously.	But you don't know where he is.
-- where?	To find the Man in Black, obviously.
-- look, he bested you with strength, your greatness. he bested me with steel. he must have outthought vizzini, and a man who can do that can plan my castle's onslaught any day. let's go --	-- where?
-- what? --	-- look, he bested you with strength, your greatness. He bested me with steel. He must have outthought Vizzini, and a man who can do that can plan my castle's onslaught any day. Let's go --
no -- not vizzini -- i need the man in black --	-- what? --
i don't think more than ten.	That leaves twenty for me. At my best, I could never defeat that many.  I need Vizzini to plan. I have no gift for strategy. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           82.
how many could you handle?	I don't think more than ten.
he's with the prince in the castle. but the castle gate is guarded by thirty men.	How many could you handle?
perhaps not. i feel fine.	Yeah?
you don't look so good.  you don't smell so good either.	Perhaps not. I feel fine.
true!	You don't look so good.  You don't smell so good either.
it's you.	True!
hello.	It's you.
fezzik, are there rocks ahead?	If there are, we'll all be dead.
oh, you've a great gift for rhyme.	Yes, some of the time.
he's really very short on charm.	Oh, you've a great gift for rhyme.
probably he means no harm.	He's really very short on charm.
maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow.	As you wish...
okay.	Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. So long. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                          124.
now i think you ought to go to sleep.	Okay.
no, it's kissing again. you don't want to hear it.	I don't mind so much.
what? what?	No, it's kissing again. You don't want to hear it.
no! i'm okay. i'm okay.  -- sit down. all right?	Okay.  All right, now, let's see. Where were we? Oh yes. In the Pit of Despair.
who kills prince humperdinck? at the end, somebody's got to do it. is it inigo? who?	Nobody. Nobody kills him. He lives. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           90.
i don't understand.	Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end, somebody's got to do it. Is it Inigo? Who?
who gets humperdinck?	I don't understand.
you want me to read this or not?	Who gets Humperdinck?
westley's only faking, right?	You want me to read this or not?
see? didn't i tell you she'd never marry that rotten humperdinck?	-- yes, you're very smart. Shut-Up.
it was ten days till the wedding. the king still lived, but buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse.	See? Didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck?
yes.	All right, then. No more interruptions.  ... at noon, she met her subjects again. This time as their Queen.
do you want me to go on with this?	Yes.
i'm telling you you're messing up the story, now get it right!	Do you want me to go on with this?
well, who says life is fair? where is that written? life isn't always fair.	I'm telling you you're messing up the story, now get it right!
you read that wrong. she doesn't marry humperdinck, she marries westley. i'm just sure of it. after all that westley did for her, if she does not marry him, it wouldn't be fair.	Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? Life isn't always fair.
skip on to the fire swamp -- that sounded good.	Oh. You're sick, I'll humor you.  So now, where were we here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah. Oh. Okay. Westley and Buttercup raced along the ravine floor.
someday, you may not mind so much.	Skip on to the Fire Swamp -- that sounded good.
they're kissing again, do we have to hear the kissing part?	Someday, you may not mind so much.
what is it? what's the matter? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           56.	They're kissing again, do we have to hear the kissing part?
oh no. no, please.	What is it? What's the matter? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           56.
because i can stop now if you want.	No. You could read a little bit more ... if you want. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           17.
well, maybe i was a little bit concerned. but that's not the same thing.	Because I can stop now if you want.
well, i wasn't nervous.	Well, maybe I was a little bit concerned. But that's not the same thing.
the eel doesn't get her. i'm explaining to you because you looked nervous.	Well, I wasn't nervous.
what?	The Eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to you because you looked nervous.
westley didn't reach his destination. his ship was attacked by the dread pirate roberts, who never left captives alive. when buttercup got the news that westley was murdered --	-- murdered by pirates is good --
it was a very emotional time for buttercup --	I don't be-leeve this.
-- well, when does it get good?	Keep your shirt on. Let me read.  Westley had no money for marriage. So he packed his few belongings and left the farm to seek his fortune across the sea.
-- wait, just wait --	-- well, when does it get good?
what is this? are you trying to trick me? -- where's the sports? -- is this a kissing book?	-- wait, just wait --
-hold it, hold it-	What is this? Are you trying to trick me? -- Where's the sports? -- Is this a kissing book?
yeah. it's really good.	Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around.
her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. his name was westley, but she never called him that.  isn't that a wonderful beginning?	Yeah. It's really good.
oh. well, thank you very much. it's very nice of you. your vote of confidence is overwhelming. all right.  the princess bride, by s. morgenstern. chapter one. buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of florin.	Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Westley, but she never called him that.  Isn't that a wonderful beginning?
it doesn't sound too bad. i'll try and stay awake.	Oh. Well, thank you very much. It's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. All right.  The Princess Bride, by S. Morgenstern. Chapter One. Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin.
that's right. when i was your age, television was called books. and this is a special book. it was the book my father used to read to me when i was sick, and i used to read it to your father. and today, i'm gonna read it to you.	Has it got any sports in it?
a book?	That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today, I'm gonna read it to you.
open it up.	A book?
what is it?	Open it up.
i brought you a special present.	What is it?
double it. my princess must be safe.	The gate has but one key, and I carry that.
the thieves' forest is emptied. thirty men guard the castle gate.	Double it. My Princess must be safe.
rise and report.	The Thieves' Forest is emptied. Thirty men guard the castle gate.
it won't be easy, sire.	Try ruling the world sometime.
form a brute squad then. i want the thieves' forest emptied before i wed.	It won't be easy, Sire.
many of the thieves will resist. my regular enforcers will be inadequate.	Form a Brute Squad then. I want the Thieves' Forest emptied before I wed.
she will not be murdered. on the day of the wedding, i want the thieves' forest emptied and every inhabitant arrested.	Many of the thieves will resist. My regular enforcers will be inadequate.
as chief enforcer of all florin, i trust you with this secret: killers from guilder are infiltrating the thieves' forest and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night.	My spy network has heard no such news.
sire.	As Chief Enforcer of all Florin, I trust you with this secret: killers from Guilder are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night.
yellin.	Sire.
-- and then my ears, i understand. let's get on with it	Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why --
i wasn't finished -- the next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right --	-- and then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it
-- and then my tongue, i suppose. i killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake i don't mean to duplicate tonight.	I wasn't finished -- the next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right --
i'll explain. and i'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon.	That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
i don't think i'm quite familiar with that phrase.	I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon.
no.  to the pain.	I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
a technicality that will shortly be remedied. but first things first. to the death.	No.  To the pain.
for the last time -- surrender!	DEATH FIRST!!
i tell you once again -- surrender!	It will not happen!
ah, but how will you capture us? we know the secrets of the fire swamp. we can live there quite happily for some time. so, whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.	I tell you once again -- surrender!
i give you full marks for bravery --don't make yourself a fool.	Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp. We can live there quite happily for some time. So, whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.
you mean you wish to surrender to me? very well, i accept.	I give you full marks for bravery --don't make yourself a fool.
now, where is that secret knot? it's impossible to find.  are you coming down into the pit? westley's got his strength back. i am starting him on the machine tonight.	Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But, I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, My wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           75.
oh, i know. the people are quite taken with her. it's odd, but when i hired vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, i thought that was clever. but it's going to be so much more moving when i strangle her on our wedding night. once guilder is blamed, the nation will be truly outraged. they'll demand we go to war.	Now, where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find.  Are you coming down into the Pit? Westley's got his strength back. I am starting him on The Machine tonight.
your princess is really a winning creature. a trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable.	Oh, I know. The people are quite taken with her. It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, I thought that was clever. But it's going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night. Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will be truly outraged. They'll demand we go to war.
yes.	Then we will simply alert him.  Beloved, are you certain he still wants you? After all, it was you who did the leaving in the Fire Swamp. Not to mention that pirates are not known to be men of their words.
i could never cause you grief; consider our wedding off.  you returned this westley to his ship?	Yes.
she's been like that ever since the fire swamp.  it's my father's failing health that's upsetting her.	Of course.
once we're out of sight, take him back to florin and throw him in the pit of despair.	I swear it will be done.
could this be a trap?	I always think everything could be a trap -- Which is why I'm still alive.
the loser is nothing. -- only the princess matters --  -- clearly this was all planned by warriors of guilder. we must be ready for whatever lies ahead. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           42.	Could this be a trap?
shall we track them both?	The loser is nothing. -- Only the Princess matters --  -- clearly this was all planned by warriors of Guilder. We must be ready for whatever lies ahead. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           42.
the loser ran off alone.  the winner followed those footprints toward guilder!	Shall we track them both?
who won? how did it end?	The loser ran off alone.  The winner followed those footprints toward Guilder!
there was a mighty duel -- it ranged all over. they were both masters.	Who won? How did it end?
you know, it's very strange -- i have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, i don't know what to do with the rest of my life.	Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
no.	In that case --
i thought he was with you.	No.
where's fezzik?	I thought he was with you.
now?	Light him.
now?	Not yet.
true, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it?  thank you. now, there may be problems once we're inside.	I'll say -- how do I find the Count? -- Once I do, how do I find you again? -- Once I find you again, how do we escape? --
why? you can't even lift one.	True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it?  Thank you. Now, there may be problems once we're inside.
well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? what i wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.	There we cannot help you.
and our assets?	Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
and it is guarded by sixty men.	And our assets?
buttercup is marrying humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape after i kill count rugen.	That doesn't leave much time for dilly dallying.
let me explain --  -- no, there is too much. let me sum up.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           99.	Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the Princess, make our escape after I kill Count Rugen.
who are you? -- are we enemies? why am i on this wall? -- where's buttercup? --	Let me explain --  -- No, there is too much. Let me sum up.  ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           99.
your guess is as good as mine --	I'll beat you both apart. I'll take you both together.
-- anything you want --	I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON- OFA-BITCH!
-- offer me everything i ask for --	-- anything you want --
-- all that i have and more please --	-- offer me everything I ask for --
-- power too -- promise me that --	-- all that I have and more please --
-- yes --	-- power too -- promise me that --
-- offer me money --	-- yes --
no --	-- offer me money --
hello. my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die.	Stop saying that!
thank you for everything.	Okay. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           97.
humiliations galore!	That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job.
true love. you heard him. you could not ask for a more noble cause than that.	Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that. But that's not what he said. He distinctly said "to blave." And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff." So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated
now, mostly dead is slightly alive. now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do.	What's that?
look who knows so much. well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. there's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. please open his mouth.	Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do.
he's dead. he can't talk.	Look who knows so much. Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please open his mouth.
your first story was better.  where's that bellows?  he probably owes you money, huh? well, i'll ask him.	He's dead. He can't talk.
i need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.	Your first story was better.  Where's that bellows?  He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him.
are you a rotten liar.	I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.
this is noble, sir.  his wife is crippled. his children are on the brink of starvation.	Are you a rotten liar.
sheesh! i never worked for so little, except once, and that was a very noble cause. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           93.	This is noble, sir.  His wife is crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation.
sixty-five.	Sheesh! I never worked for so little, except once, and that was a very noble cause. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           93.
don't rush me, sonny. you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. you got money?	Sixty-five.
we're really in a terrible rush.	Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. You got money?
hah?	We're really in a terrible rush.
sir. sir.	Hah?
he's already dead.	He is, eh? I'll take a look. Bring him in.
look, i'm retired. and besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? i might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle.	He's already dead.
are you the miracle max who worked for the king all those years?	The King's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed!
what? what?	Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the King all those years?
kill me quickly.	I would as soon destroy a stained glass window as an artist like yourself. However, since I can't have you following me either --
get used to disappointment.	Okay.
i must know.	Get used to disappointment.
no one of consequence.	I must know.
who are you?!	No one of consequence.
i am not left-handed either.	Who are you?!
tell me.	I am not left-handed either.
there's something i ought to tell you.	Tell me.
i ought to be after twenty years.	There's something I ought to tell you.
you're amazing!	I ought to be after twenty years.
and what is that?	I am not left-handed.
because i know something you don't know.	And what is that?
then why are you smiling?	Because I know something you don't know.
i admit it -- you are better than i am.	Then why are you smiling?
thank you -- i've worked hard to become so.	I admit it -- you are better than I am.
you are wonderful!	Thank you -- I've worked hard to become so.
i thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain --	Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro.
you seem a decent fellow. i hate to die.	Begin!
you seem a decent fellow. i hate to kill you.	You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
whether i am or not, you've been more than fair. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           30.	You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
you are ready, then?	Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           30.
well, i certainly hope you find him, someday.	You are ready, then?
more pursuit than study lately. you see, i cannot find him. it's been twenty years now. i am starting to lose confidence. i just work for vizzini to pay the bills. there's not a lot of money in revenge.	Well, I certainly hope you find him, someday.
you've done nothing but study swordplay?	More pursuit than study lately. You see, I cannot find him. It's been twenty years now. I am starting to lose confidence. I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
i was eleven years old. when i was strong enough, i dedicated my life to the study of fencing. so the next time we meet, i will not fail. i will go up to the sixfingered man and say, "hello, my name is inigo montoya. you killed my father. prepare to die."	You've done nothing but study swordplay?
how old were you?	I was eleven years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the sixfingered man and say, "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
do you always begin conversations this way?	My father was slaughtered by a sixfingered man. He was a great swordmaker, my father. And when the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword, my father took the job. He slaved a year before he was done.
we'll wait until you're ready.	Again. Thank you.
you don't know any way you'll trust me?	Nothing comes to mind.
no good. i've known too many spaniards.	You don't know any way you'll trust me?
i hate waiting. i could give you my word as a spaniard.	No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
that's very comforting. but i'm afraid you'll just have to wait.	I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
but i promise i will not kill you until you reach the top.	That's very comforting. But I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
that does put a damper on our relationship.	But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
i could do that. in fact, i've got some rope up here. but i do not think that you will accept my help, since i am only waiting around to kill you.	That does put a damper on our relationship.
if you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           26.	I could do that. In fact, I've got some rope up here. But I do not think that you will accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
i do not suppose you could speed things up?	If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, or find something useful to do. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           26.
thank you.	I do not suppose you could speed things up?
sorry.	Thank you.
look, i don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks. so i'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.	Sorry.
slow going?	Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks. So I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
well, it's the only way i can be satisfied. if i use my right -- tch -- over too quickly.	Oh, have it your way.
you know what a hurry we're in.	Well, it's the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right -- tch -- over too quickly.
i want to duel him left-handed.	You know what a hurry we're in.
he didn't fall? inconceivable!!	You keep using that word -- I do not think it means what you think it means.  My God! He's climbing.
he's climbing the rope. and he's gaining on us.	Inconceivable!
look! he's right on top of us. i wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.	Whoever he is, he's too late --  -- see?  The Cliffs of Insanity. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           19.
go in, get after her!	I don't swim. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           15.
no reason. it's only, i just happened to look behind us, and something is there.	What?
as i told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable. no one in guilder knows what we've done. and no one in florin could have gotten here so fast. out of curiosity, why do you ask?	No reason. It's only, I just happened to look behind us, and something is there.
you're sure nobody's following us?	As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done. And no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
stop doing that. we can all relax, it's almost over-	You're sure nobody's following us?
making sure nobody's following us.	That would be inconceivable.
you guessed wrong.	You only think I guessed wrong --  -- that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned. You fool.
i'll tell you in a minute. first, let's drink -- me from my glass, and you from yours.	You guessed wrong.
what's so funny?	I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink -- me from my glass, and you from yours.
then make your choice.	I will. And I choose --
it has worked -- you've given everything away -- i know where the poison is.	Then make your choice.
you're trying to trick me into giving away something -- it won't work --	It has worked -- you've given everything away -- I know where the poison is.
you'd like to think that, wouldn't you?  you've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. so, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you. so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. but, you've also bested my spaniard which means you must have studied. and in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.	You're trying to trick me into giving away something -- it won't work --
you're just stalling now.	You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?  You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
yes -- australia, and you must have suspected i would have known the powder's origin, so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           46.	You're just stalling now.
australia.	Yes -- Australia, and you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           46.
wait till i get going! where was i?	Australia.
truly, you have a dizzying intellect.	Wait till I get going! Where was I?
not remotely. because iocane comes from australia, as everyone knows. and australia is entirely peopled with criminals. and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.	Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
you've made your decision then7	Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. And criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me. So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. i'm not a great fool, so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. but you must have known i was not a great fool; you would have counted on it, so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.	You've made your decision then7
what you do not smell is called iocane powder. it is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man.	Hmm.
i smell nothing.	What you do not smell is called iocane powder. It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man.
inhale this, but do not touch.	I smell nothing.
good. then pour the wine.	Inhale this, but do not touch.
i accept.	Good. Then pour the wine.
really? in that case, i challenge you to a battle of wits.	For the Princess?
morons.	Really? In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
yes.	Morons.
let me put it this way: have you ever heard of plato, aristotle, socrates?	Yes.
you're that smart?	Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
i'm afraid so -- i can't compete with you physically. and you're no match for my brains.	You're that smart?
but if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.	I'm afraid so -- I can't compete with you physically. And you're no match for my brains.
there will be no arrangement --  -- and you're killing her!	But if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
perhaps an arrangement can be reached.	There will be no arrangement --  -- and you're killing her!
-- there's nothing to explain. you're trying to kidnap what i've rightfully stolen. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           43.	Perhaps an arrangement can be reached.
let me explain-	-- there's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           43.
it would take a miracle. bye!	Bye.
think it'll work?	It would take a miracle. Bye!
have fun storming the castle.	Think it'll work?
bye-bye, boys.	Have fun storming the castle.
yeah, an hour.	A good hour. Yeah.
an hour.	Yeah, an hour.
the chocolate coating makes it go down easier. but you have to wait fifteen minutes for full potency. and you shouldn't go swimming after, for at least, what?	An hour.
nobody's hearing nothing!	Humperdinck. Humperdinck! Humperdinck!
a life expiring and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help --	Nobody's hearing nothing!
i'm not listening.	A life expiring and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help --
what, humperdinck? humperdinck. humperdinck. ooo-ooo, humperdinck	I'm not listening.
why'd you say that name -- you promised me that you would never say that name --	What, Humperdinck? Humperdinck. Humperdinck. Ooo-ooo, Humperdinck
he's afraid. ever since prince humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered.	Why'd you say that name -- you promised me that you would never say that name --
don't say another word, valerie.	He's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered.
"true love." he said, "true love," max. my god --	Don't say another word, Valerie.
you never had it so good. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           95.	"True love." He said, "true love," Max. My God --
i'm not a witch, i'm your wife. but after what you just said, i'm not even sure i want to be that anymore.	You never had it so good. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------                                                           95.
-- get back, witch --	I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
he'll pinch my cheek. i hate that.	Maybe he won't.
you are sick, that's why he's here.	He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that.
mom, can't you tell him that i'm sick?	You are sick, that's why he's here.
your grandfather's here.	Mom, can't you tell him that I'm sick?
what?	Your grandfather's here.
guess what.	What?
a little bit.	Guess what.
you feeling any better?	A little bit.
what are you saying?	Let's hear him.  What have we got to lose?  What's your name?
wait!  this is boomerang.  this is boomerang.	What are you saying?
congratulations.	Get on the phone.  Send out a casting call.  Call every agent in town.  I want to see everybody. Everybody.
wait a minute.  this is a very big decision.  it might effect the course of my entire life.  i'll have to think about it.  i'll do it.	Congratulations.
that's genius.  that's genius. roger, i think i speak for mr. bloom and myself when i say that you're the only man in the world who can do justice to springtime for hitler.	Wait a minute.  This is a very big decision.  It might effect the course of my entire life.  I'll have to think about it.  I'll do it.
yes.  dopey show-girls in gooey gowns.  two-three-kick-turn!  turn- turn-kick-turn!  it's enough to make you throw up!  at last a chance to do straight drama!  to deal with conflict, with inner truth.  roger de bris presents history.  of course, i think we should add a little music.  that whole third act has got to go. they're losing the war.  it's too depressing.  we'll have to put something in there.  aaahghhh!  i see it!  a line of beautiful girls, dressed as storm troopers, black patent leather boots, all marching together... two-three-kick-turn!  turn-turn- kick-turn!	That's genius.  That's genius. Roger, I think I speak for Mr. Bloom and myself when I say that you're the only man in the world who can do justice to SPRINGTIME FOR HITLER.
i think this would be a marvelous opportunity for you, roger.  up to now, you've always been associated with musicals, and...	Yes.  Dopey show-girls in gooey gowns.  Two-three-kick-turn!  Turn- turn-kick-turn!  It's enough to make you throw up!  At last a chance to do straight drama!  To deal with conflict, with inner truth.  Roger De Bris presents history.  Of course, I think we should add a little music.  That whole third act has got to go. They're losing the war.  It's too depressing.  We'll have to put something in there.  Aaahghhh!  I see it!  A line of beautiful girls, dressed as Storm Troopers, black patent leather boots, all marching together... Two-three-kick-turn!  Turn-turn- kick-turn!
please, please, that's what we're here for.  be careful, that hurt.	I think this would be a marvelous opportunity for you, Roger.  Up to now, you've always been associated with musicals, and...
roger, do you mind if we talk a little business?	Please, please, that's what we're here for.  Be careful, that hurt.
how would you like to go back to teasing hair, big mouth?	Roger, do you mind if we talk a little business?
"honeymoon, honeymoon,	"Keep a shining in...
"honeymoon,	"Honeymoon, honeymoon,
"he's gonna croon love's tune,	"Honeymoon,
"to my honey i'll croon,	"He's gonna croon love's tune,
"he wants to croon, he wants to croon,	"To my honey I'll croon,
"i want to croon,	"He wants to croon, he wants to croon,
"of the silvery mooooon,	"I want to croon,
"of the silvery moon,	"Of the silvery mooooon,
"by the light, by the light,	"Of the silvery moon,
don't help me.	He's a liar and a cheat and a scoundrel.  He's taken money from little old ladies.  He's talked people into doing things they never would have dreamed of.  Especially me.  But who has he really hurt?
well, i... well, it's just that... i'm sorry i called you fat, fat, fat.	Ahhhhhh.  Leo, Leo, Leo.
what is it?	Well, I... Well, it's just that... I'm sorry I called you fat, fat, fat.
max, i...	What is it?
liebkind, no!	What are you doing?  We're trapped. It's either the show or us.  There's no way out.  What can we do, blow up the theatre?
they are?  have you ever eaten with one?  liebkind, go!  kill!	Liebkind, no!
what???	Shut up.
here.  buy bullets.  kill.  kill them all!	What???
ohhhhhhhhh, how i hate you.	Double.  Double.  Double.
i never should have listened to you.	Ohhhhhhhhh, how I hate you.
what are you doing with those books? where are you going?	I'm turning myself in.  It's the only way.  I'm going to cooperate with the authorities.  They'll reduce my sentence and then there's time off for good behavior.  And maybe I'll get a job in the prison library.  So long.
why don't we go over to the theatre and see what's really happening? after all, we've only heard from a small portion of the audience. let's hear what the majority thinks.	The majority.  The majority.  Yes. Let's hear from the majority.
no way out.  no way out.  what?  who?	Why don't we go over to the theatre and see what's really happening? After all, we've only heard from a small portion of the audience. Let's hear what the majority thinks.
bloom, bloom, maybe it's not true.	No way out.  No way out.  What?  Who?
no way out.  no way out.	Bloom, Bloom, maybe it's not true.
maybe it's not true!	No way out.  No way out.
to failure!	To failure!
here comes the times drama critic.	Watch closely, as Bialystock drives the last nail into the coffin.
so much for nutsy fagin.	Here comes the Times Drama Critic.
well, it's... uh... it's nice and long... i mean, it's... uh... uh... where do you keep your wallet?	It's gorgeous.  Absolutely gorgeous. You couldn't have picked a better color.  It brings out your eyes. Let's face it, Roger, that dress is you.
do you think he'll take the job?	Only if we ask him.
roger de bris is the worst director that ever lived.	Do you think he'll take the job?
roger de bris.  roger de bris.  oh yes, the director.  is he good... i mean bad?	Roger De Bris is the worst director that ever lived.
stop talking like that, you white mouse!  nothing's going to go wrong. as a matter of fact, today i have taken steps to insure total disaster. at two o'clock we have an appointment with none other than roger de bris.	Roger De Bris.  Roger De Bris.  Oh yes, the director.  Is he good... I mean bad?
but if something should... god forbid... go wrong, at least we could give them some of their money back.  it would look better in court.	Stop talking like that, you white mouse!  Nothing's going to go wrong. As a matter of fact, today I have taken steps to insure total disaster. At two o'clock we have an appointment with none other than Roger De Bris.
why?  take it when you can get it! flaunt it, baby, flaunt it!	But if something should... God forbid... go wrong, at least we could give them some of their money back.  It would look better in court.
max, as i was saying, maybe we should go easy on the spending.  i mean these offices and everything.	Why?  Take it when you can get it! Flaunt it, baby, flaunt it!
what is she gonna do here?	I'll show you.  Ulla, go to work.
they'll say, "oooh, wah, wah, wah, ooh, ooh."	What is she gonna do here?
how do you do.  have you gone mad?  a receptionist that can't speak english.  what will people say?	They'll say, "Oooh, wah, wah, wah, ooh, ooh."
what are you doing?	I'm going to buy a toy.  I worked very, very hard and I think I deserve a toy.
then the department of justice owns 100% of bialystock and bloom.	OI.  I'm depressed.  Leo, do me a favor.  Open the safe.  I want to see the money.
leo, what if this play is a hit?	Then the Department of Justice owns 100% of Bialystock and Bloom.
mrs. alma wentworth.  she owns 100% of the profits.	Leo, what if this play is a hit?
mrs. virginia resnick.  she also owns 50% of the profits.	Mrs. Alma Wentworth.  She owns 100% of the profits.
mrs. eleanor biddlecombe.  she also owns 50% of the profits.	Mrs. Virginia Resnick.  She also owns 50% of the profits.
look, i'm just not wearing this arm band.  i don't care how big the deal is.	Okay, take it off, take it off.
there it is... in red and white! "springtime for hitler," signed, sealed and delivered.  what's the matter with you?	Look, I'm just not wearing this arm band.  I don't care how big the deal is.
max, i don't want to take any siegfried oath.  i don't know what it is, but i don't want to take it. we might end up in the german army.	Shut up, you idiot.  He's a harmless nut.  Play along with him.  It's almost in the bag.
run a week?  are you kidding?  this play has got to close in the first act.	Who wrote it?
it won't run a week!	Run a week?  Are you kidding?  This play has got to close in the first act.
you found a flop!	A flop, ha!  That's putting it mildly.  A disaster!  A catastrophe! An outrage!  A guaranteed-to-close- in-one-night beauty!
i'll tell you what's happening. we've struck gold.  not fool's gold, but real gold.  the mother lode.  the mother lode.  the mother of them all.	You found a flop!
max, what is it?  what are you doing?  what's happening?	I'll tell you what's happening. We've struck gold.  Not fool's gold, but real gold.  The mother lode.  The mother lode.  The mother of them all.
you can't feel it when it's in your hand, when it's in your pocket.	Max, what is it?  What are you doing?  What's happening?
i'll do it!  by god, i'll do it!	This is where we belong, Leo.  On top of the world.  Top of the world!
you bet your boots, leo.  it's bialystock and bloom -- on the rise. upward and onward.  say, you'll join me.  nothing can stop us.	I'll do it!  By God, I'll do it!
you think you're not in prison now? living in a grey little room. going to a grey little job.  leading a grey little life.	You're right.  You're absolutely right.  I'm a nothing.  I spend my life counting other people's money -- people I'm smarter than, better than.  Where's my share? Where's Leo Bloom's share?  I want, I want, I want, I want everything I've ever seen in the movies!
maybe you're happy.	Yes.  That's it.  Happy.  Well, whatta ya think of that.  Happy.
i don't know.  i think so.  i feel very strange.	Maybe you're happy.
everybody's a big shot.  well, leo, are you having a good time?	I don't know.  I think so.  I feel very strange.
i don't know.  let's see.  we've had chocolate, vanilla, banana - let's go green.	Two pistachios, my good man.
what kind now, leo?	I don't know.  Let's see.  We've had chocolate, vanilla, banana - let's go green.
right.	Then stick with Bialystock!
nonsense!  as far as whitehall and marks are concerned, you're working with bialystock, right?	Right.
i ... i love it.  i haven't been there since i was a kid.  but it's nearly two o'clock.  i really should be getting back to whitehall and marks.	Nonsense!  As far as Whitehall and Marks are concerned, you're working with Bialystock, right?
what's the matter, leo?  don't you like coney island?	I ... I love it.  I haven't been there since I was a kid.  But it's nearly two o'clock.  I really should be getting back to Whitehall and Marks.
coney island??	What's the matter, Leo?  Don't you like Coney Island?
let me see ... it's such a beautiful day.  why waste it indoors.  i've got it!  let's go to coney island! we'll lunch at the sea shore.	Coney Island??
well, max, i don't know, max.  what do you think, max?	Let me see ... it's such a beautiful day.  Why waste it indoors.  I've got it!  Let's go to Coney Island! We'll lunch at the sea shore.
where would you like to eat?	Well, Max, I don't know, Max.  What do you think, Max?
oh.	Where would you like to eat?
i already have.  come on.	Oh.
okay ... max!  and you can call me leo.	I already have.  Come on.
thank you, leo.  and call me max. you know, i don't let everybody call me max.  it's only people i really like.	Okay ... Max!  And you can call me Leo.
i got it, mr. bialystock.	Thank you, Leo.  And call me Max. You know, I don't let everybody call me Max.  It's only people I really like.
they certainly do.  they certainly do.  come, let me take you to lunch.	That's very kind of you, Mr. Bialystock, but I ...
much, thank you.  but i am a little lightheaded.  maybe i should eat something.  hysterics have a way of severely depleting one's blood sugar, you know.	They certainly do.  They certainly do.  Come, let me take you to lunch.
well, you know what they say, "smile and the world smiles with you."  heh, heh.  the man should be in a straight jacket.  feeling better?	Much, thank you.  But I am a little lightheaded.  Maybe I should eat something.  Hysterics have a way of severely depleting one's blood sugar, you know.
good.  good.  that's nice.  that's very nice.  i think i'm coming out of it now.  yes.  yes.  i'm definitely coming out of it.  thank you for smiling.  it helped a great deal.	Well, you know what they say, "Smile and the world smiles with you."  Heh, heh.  The man should be in a straight jacket.  Feeling better?
how's this?	Good.  Good.  That's nice.  That's very nice.  I think I'm coming out of it now.  Yes.  Yes.  I'm definitely coming out of it.  Thank you for smiling.  It helped a great deal.
it's a little better, but you still look angry.	How's this?
okay.  i'm way over here.  is that better?	It's a little better, but you still look angry.
go away from me.  you frighten me.  sit over there.	Okay.  I'm way over here.  Is that better?
what can i do?  what can i do? you're getting me hysterical.	Go away from me.  You frighten me.  Sit over there.
what are you afraid of?  i'm not going to hurt you!  what's the matter with you?	I'm hysterical.  I'm having hysterics.  I'm hysterical.  I can't stop.  When I get like this, I can't stop.  I'm hysterical.
don't touch me!  don't touch me!	What are you afraid of?  I'm not going to hurt you!  What's the matter with you?
will you get a hold on yourself.	Don't touch me!  Don't touch me!
aaaaaaaaaa!	Will you get a hold on yourself.
i'm not going to jump on you!	Aaaaaaaaaa!
poppea.  she was his wife.  and she was unfaithful to him.  so he got mad and he jumped on her.  up and down, up and down, until he squashed her like a bug.  please don't jump on me.	I'm not going to jump on you!
what???	Poppea.  She was his wife.  And she was unfaithful to him.  So he got mad and he jumped on her.  Up and down, up and down, until he squashed her like a bug.  Please don't jump on me.
you're going to jump on me.  i know you're going to jump on me -- like nero jumped on poppea.	What???
you're going to jump on me.	You're going to jump on me.  I know you're going to jump on me -- like Nero jumped on Poppea.
you miserable, cowardly, wretched little caterpillar.  don't you ever want to become a butterfly?  don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?	You're going to jump on me.
oh, i fell on my keys.  i've got to get out of here.	You miserable, cowardly, wretched little caterpillar.  Don't you ever want to become a butterfly?  Don't you want to spread your wings and flap your way to glory?
no, bloom, you don't understand. this is fate, this is destiny. there's no avoiding it.	Mr. Bialystock, not more than five minutes ago, against my better judgment, I doctored your books. That, sir, is the ultimate extent of my criminal life.
mr. bialystock.  no.  wait.  please. you're holding me too tight.  i'm an honest man.  you don't understand.	No, Bloom, you don't understand. This is fate, this is destiny. There's no avoiding it.
oh, no.  no.  no.  i meant no scheme.  i merely posed a little, academic accounting theory.  it's just a thought.	Bloom, worlds are turned on such thoughts!
what scheme?  your scheme, you bloody little genius.	Oh, no.  No.  No.  I meant no scheme.  I merely posed a little, academic accounting theory.  It's just a thought.
what scheme?	What scheme?  Your scheme, you bloody little genius.
aha, aha, aha, aha, aha, aha!!  so, in order for the scheme to work, we'd have to find a sure fire flop.	What scheme?
oh, you'd go to jail.  if the play were a hit, you'd have to pay off the backers, and with so many backers there could never be enough profits to go around, get it?	Aha, aha, aha, aha, aha, aha!!  So, in order for the scheme to work, we'd have to find a sure fire flop.
but what if the play was a hit?	Oh, you'd go to jail.  If the play were a hit, you'd have to pay off the backers, and with so many backers there could never be enough profits to go around, get it?
see?  you could have raised a million dollars, put on a sixty thousand dollar flop and kept the rest.	But what if the play was a hit?
one night.	See?  You could have raised a million dollars, put on a sixty thousand dollar flop and kept the rest.
exactly.  and how long did it run?	One night.
but the play only cost $60,000 to produce.	Exactly.  And how long did it run?
ahhhhhh!  but that's where you made your error.  you didn't go all the way.  you see, if you were really a bold criminal, you could have raised a million.	But the play only cost $60,000 to produce.
so what?  what did it get me?  i'm wearing a cardboard belt.	Ahhhhhh!  But that's where you made your error.  You didn't go all the way.  You see, if you were really a bold criminal, you could have raised a million.
you raised two thousand more than you needed to produce your last play.	So what?  What did it get me?  I'm wearing a cardboard belt.
what did i do?	You raised two thousand more than you needed to produce your last play.
you've done it yourself, only you did it on a very small scale.	What did I do?
what do you mean?	You've done it yourself, only you did it on a very small scale.
well, it's very easy.  you simply raise more money than you really need.	What do you mean?
assume away!	Well, it's very easy.  You simply raise more money than you really need.
yes, it's quite possible.	You keep saying that, but you don't tell me how.  How could a producer make more money with a flop than with a hit?
you were saying that under the right circumstances, a producer could make more money with a flop than he could with a hit.	Yes, it's quite possible.
what was i saying?	You were saying that under the right circumstances, a producer could make more money with a flop than he could with a hit.
what you were saying.  keep talking.	What was I saying?
yes, what?	What you were saying.  Keep talking.
yes.  right.  good thinking.  you figure it out.  i'm tired.  i'm gonna take a little nap.  wake me if there's a fire.	Now let's see, if we add these figures, we get ...
now let's see, two thousand dollars. that isn't much.  i'm sure i can hide it somewhere.  after all, the department of internal revenue isn't interested in a show that flopped.	Yes.  Right.  Good thinking.  You figure it out.  I'm tired.  I'm gonna take a little nap.  Wake me if there's a fire.
nothing.  nothing.  do it.  do it.	Now let's see, two thousand dollars. That isn't much.  I'm sure I can hide it somewhere.  After all, the department of internal revenue isn't interested in a show that flopped.
oh, it's all right ... wha?	Nothing.  Nothing.  Do it.  Do it.
thank you, bloom.  i knew i could con you.	Oh, it's all right ... wha?
all right.  i'll do it.  i'll do it.	Thank you, Bloom.  I knew I could con you.
help!	All right.  I'll do it.  I'll do it.
but that's cheating!	It's not cheating ... It's charity. Bloom, look at me ... look at me! I'm drowning.  Other men sail through life.  Bialystock has struck a reef.  Bloom, I'm going under.  I am being sunk by a society that demands success, when all I can offer is failure.  Bloom, I'm reaching out to you.  Don't send me to jail.  Help!  Help!
why should they find out?  it's only two thousand dollars,  bloom, do me a favor, move a few decimal points around.  you can do it. you're an accountant.  the word 'count' is part of your title.	But that's cheating!
it makes a great deal of difference. that's fraud.  if they found out, you could go to prison.	Why should they find out?  It's only two thousand dollars,  Bloom, do me a favor, move a few decimal points around.  You can do it. You're an accountant.  The word 'count' is part of your title.
i went to a turkish bath, who cares? the show was a flop.  what difference does it make?	It makes a great deal of difference. That's fraud.  If they found out, you could go to prison.
according to the backer's list you raised $60,000.  but the show you produced only cost fifty-eight thousand.  there's two thousand dollars unaccounted for.	I went to a Turkish bath, who cares? The show was a flop.  What difference does it make?
where?  what?	According to the backer's list you raised $60,000.  But the show you produced only cost fifty-eight thousand.  There's two thousand dollars unaccounted for.
this is hardly a time for levity. i've discovered a serious error here in the accounts of your last play.	Where?  What?
yes, prince mishkin, what can we do for you?	This is hardly a time for levity. I've discovered a serious error here in the accounts of your last play.
mr. bialystock ...	Yes, Prince Mishkin, what can we do for you?
they come here.  they all come here. how do they find me?	Mr. Bialystock ...
i'm sorry ... i don't like people touching my blue blanket.  it's not important.  it's a minor compulsion. i can deal with it if i want to. it's just that i've had it ever since i was a baby and ... and ... i find it very comforting.	They come here.  They all come here. How do they find me?
here, don't panic.	I'm sorry ... I don't like people touching my blue blanket.  It's not important.  It's a minor compulsion. I can deal with it if I want to. It's just that I've had it ever since I was a baby and ... and ... I find it very comforting.
what is that?  a handkerchief?	It's nothing ... nothing.
in looking at your books, i've discovered that ...	Twenty-eight seconds, hurry, hurry, you're using up your time.
you have forty-eight seconds left. hurry.  hurry.	In looking at your books, I've discovered that ...
well, sir, it seems ...	You have forty-eight seconds left. Hurry.  Hurry.
go!  you have fifty-eight seconds.	Well, sir, it seems ...
sir, may i speak to you for a minute?	Go!  You have fifty-eight seconds.
good, what is it?	Sir, may I speak to you for a minute?
i have hurt your feelings.	Good, what is it?
i assume you are making those cartoon noises to attract my attention.  am i correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?	I have hurt your feelings.
koff, koff ... ahem, ahem ... harrumph ...	I assume you are making those cartoon noises to attract my attention.  Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?
look at that.  a white rolls royce. that's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.	Koff, koff ... ahem, ahem ... harrumph ...
yes, sir.  thank you.	Window's so filthy, can't tell if it's day or night out there.
do the books!  do the books!	Yes, sir.  Thank you.
you have exactly ten seconds to change that disgusting look of pity into one of enormous respect.  one ... two ...	Do the books!  Do the books!
but sir, i'm not condem ...	Shut up.  I'm having a rhetorical conversation.  How humiliating.  Max Bialystock. Max Bialystock.
yes sir.	Then account for yourself!  Do you believe in God?  Do you believe in gold?  Why are you looking up old lady's dresses?  Bit of a pervert, eh?
all right.  get a hold of yourself. take a deep breath, let it out slowly and tell me who you are.	I'm Leo Bloom, I'm an accountant, I'm from Whitehall and Marks, I was sent here to do your books and I'm terribly sorry I caught you with the old lady.
scared.  can't talk.	All right.  Get a hold of yourself. Take a deep breath, let it out slowly and tell me who you are.
who are you?  what do you want? why are you loitering in my hallway? speak, dummy, speak!  why don't you speak?	Scared.  Can't talk.
uh ... uh ... ooooooops?	Who are you?  What do you want? Why are you loitering in my hallway? Speak, dummy, speak!  Why don't you speak?
oooooooops!	Ooooooops.
i'll wait in the hall ...	Oooooooops!
you mean ooops, don't you?  say ooops and get out.	I'll wait in the hall ...
how do you do.  i mean ... excuse me ... i mean ...	You mean ooops, don't you?  Say ooops and get out.
enough.  it's better.  please, lambchop, it's better.  stop. you're hurting it again.	How do you do.  I mean ... Excuse me ... I mean ...
do you need us?	Of course I need you.  It's dark in there.
do it!  do it!	I can't.  I can't do it.  It's a demon.  It's a gargoyle, it's a monster... but it's still my child.
vhy do you always call me kraut? kraut is cabbage!  do ve call you hot dogs?  ve call you yanks not franks!	All right.  Finish the job.  Let's get outta here.
you mean you had the slow fuse in your pocket all the time and you forgot to put it on?	Yes.  Amazing isn't it?
here.  you see.  this is the slow fuse.  it is much wider.  it has more resistance, more density. therefore, it burns slower.	You mean you had the slow fuse in your pocket all the time and you forgot to put it on?
come on.  let's get going.	Qviet.  Qviet  This is very important.
plus to minus.  negative to positive. male to...	Come on.  Let's get going.
now ve take the two fuse leads, attach them to the terminals of the conductor and ve're in business.	You mean out of business.  Heh, heh.
never mind.  listen.  every night people are laughing at your beloved fuhrer.  why?	It's that LSD und his verdampter babies!...
always.	Never mind.  Listen.  Every night people are laughing at your beloved Fuhrer.  Why?
you crazy lunatic!  what are you shooting at us for?  why don't you use this  where it will do us some good?  why don't you shoot the actors?  liebkind, have i ever steered you wrong?	Always.
vhere?  vhere?... oh...	You crazy lunatic!  What are you shooting at us for?  Why don't you use this  where it will do us some good?  Why don't you shoot the actors?  Liebkind, have I ever steered you wrong?
five o'clock.  killed a whole day playing hide-and-seek with a crazy kraut.	I'm not crazy.  I'm inept.
not.	Cowards, miserable cringing cowards. Clinging to life like baby butterflies.  Vatch, vatch and remember.  Franz Liebkind vill show you how to die like a man!
franz, trust me.  i promise i won't let you down.	All right, but remember, if you damage the Fuhrer's reputation, I kill you.
don't look at the outside, look at the inside.  it's the inner hitler we're after.  the young beautiful hitler, who danced his way to glory.	I don't know.  I don't know.
but he has long hair!	Don't look at the outside, look at the inside.  It's the inner Hitler we're after.  The young beautiful Hitler, who danced his way to glory.
franz, don't you see, hitler was a man of his time.  this is a man of his time.	But he has long hair!
vaaaat???	Franz, don't you see, Hitler was a man of his time.  This is a man of his time.
you think out of all those hitlers you could find just one...	It was the same thing in Germany. We looked for years before we found the right Hitler.
yes.  we would!	Good.  I will make the preparations.
not good enough... vould you be villing to take the siegfried oath?	Yes.  We would!
we swear it!	Not good enough... Vould you be villing to take the Siegfried oath?
wait.  no.  how do i know i can trust you?  how do i know you vill present this play in the manner and spirit in vhich it vas conceived?	We swear it!
that's because you were taken in by that verdampter allied propaganda. such filthy lies.  but nobody said a bad vord about winston churchill, did they?  oh no, vin vit vinnie!  churchill, vit his cigars and his brandy and his rotten paintings. couldn't even say nazi.  he would say narzis, narzis.  ve vere not narzies, ve vere nazis.  but let me tell this, and you're getting it straight from the horse, hitler vas better looking than churchill, he vas a better dresser than churchill, had more hair, told funnier jokes, and could dance the pants off churchill!	That's exactly why we want to do this play.  To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler with a song in his heart.
really, i never dreamed ...	That's because you were taken in by that verdampter Allied propaganda. Such filthy lies.  But nobody said a bad vord about Winston Churchill, did they?  Oh no, Vin Vit Vinnie!  Churchill, vit his cigars and his brandy and his rotten paintings. Couldn't even say Nazi.  He would say Narzis, Narzis.  Ve vere not Narzies, ve vere Nazis.  But let me tell this, and you're getting it straight from the horse, Hitler vas better looking than Churchill, he vas a better dresser than Churchill, had more hair, told funnier jokes, and could dance the pants off Churchill!
oh, sure.  i used to take him his hot milk and his opium.  achhh, those were the days.  vat good times ve had.  dinner parties vit lovely ladies and gentlemen, singing und dancing.  you know, not many people knew about it, but the fuhrer vas a terrific dancer.	Really, I never dreamed ...
no kidding?	Oh, sure.  I used to take him his hot milk and his opium.  Achhh, those were the days.  Vat good times ve had.  Dinner parties vit lovely ladies and gentlemen, singing und dancing.  You know, not many people knew about it, but the Fuhrer vas a terrific dancer.
vit the fuhrer, of course.  he liked me.  out of all the household staff at berchtesgarten, i vas his favorite.  i vas the only one allowed into his chambers at bedtime.	No kidding?
with whom?	Vit the Fuhrer, of course.  He liked me.  Out of all the household staff at Berchtesgarten, I vas his favorite.  I vas the only one allowed into his chambers at bedtime.
i vas vit him a great deal, you know.	With whom?
we loved it.  we thought it was a masterpiece.  that's why we're here. we want to produce it on broadway.	You're not, as you Americans say, dragging my leg, are you?
vat about it?	We loved it.  We thought it was a masterpiece.  That's why we're here. We want to produce it on Broadway.
yes.	Vat about it?
my play?  you mean, "springtime for ... " you know who?	Yes.
mr. liebkind, relax, relax, we're not from the government.  we came here to talk to you about your play.	My play?  You mean, "Springtime For ... " you know who?
"i'm a yankee doodle dandy ...	Mr. Liebkind, relax, relax, we're not from the government.  We came here to talk to you about your play.
mr. liebkind, wait ...	"I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy ...
vhy do you persecute me?  my papers are in order.  i love my country.  "oh, beautiful for spacious skies, for amber vaves of grain."	Mr. Liebkind, wait ...
mr. liebkind, wait.  you don't understand.	Vhy do you persecute me?  My papers are in order.  I love my country.  "Oh, beautiful for spacious skies, For amber vaves of grain."
i vas never a member of the nazi party.  i am not responsible.  i only followed orders.  who are you?	Mr. Liebkind, wait.  You don't understand.
we make love?	No!  No!  We don't make love.  Go to work.
get car.  get car.	Very nice girl.
no.  no motel.  get car.  get car.	Get car.  Get car.
you, blum go motel.	No.  No Motel.  Get car.  Get car.
no.  we go.	You, Blum go Motel.
good.  good.  we go motel.	No.  We go.
call chauffeur.  get car.	Good.  Good.  We go Motel.
come on.  we'd better hurry.  we're late.	Call chauffeur.  Get car.
min bialystock.	Nice girl.
bialystock and blum.  bialystock and blum.  bialystock and blum. got dag pa dig.  bialystock and blum.	Hey, Blum, have a cigar.
ulla, i'd like you to meet my partner and associate, mr. leo bloom.	Got dag pa dig.
stop looking at me like that. she's not an indulgence.  she happens to be our new receptionist. she goes with our new surroundings.	Ulla, I'd like you to meet my partner and associate, Mr. Leo Bloom.
yes.  she's an adult, educational toy made in sweden for children over fifty.	Stop looking at me like that. She's not an indulgence.  She happens to be our new receptionist. She goes with our new surroundings.
smasheroo.  smasheroo.	Oh, I'd better hurry back.  I don't want to miss one minute of it.
ta.  ta.	Ta.  Ta.
til thursday, my darling, i shall count the minutes.	Ta.  Ta.
oh, it's fine.  fine.  good.  good. bye.  bye.	Til Thursday, my Darling, I shall count the minutes.
is it all right?  i made it out to cash.  you didn't tell me the name of the play.	Oh, it's fine.  Fine.  Good.  Good. Bye.  Bye.
i don't know what's happening to me. i must be getting old.	Is it all right?  I made it out to cash.  You didn't tell me the name of the play.
of course, the check, i had it with me all the time.	I don't know what's happening to me. I must be getting old.
i shall count the minutes.	Goodbye, my angel ... My angel!  Hey, touch me ... wait!  Hey, uh ... Lucretia, Lucretia!
like clockwork.	I shall count the minutes.
good.  yes.  thursday.	And after that we'll play the Abduction and cruel rape of Lucretia ... And I'll play Lucretia.
and we'll finish playing the contessa and rudolfo.	Good.  Yes.  Thursday.
thursday.  i'll see you thursday.	And we'll finish playing the Contessa and Rudolfo.
oooh.  i love it.  hold me, touch me.	Thursday.  I'll see you Thursday.
until thursday, then, you bawdy wench.	Oooh.  I love it.  Hold me, touch me.
rudolfo, you dirty pig!  pull over.	Good.  That's enough.  We'll do the rest on Thursday.  That's a good girl.  It's always such fun to see you.
i can't take my eyes off you.  how can i drive when you drive me mad. mad.	Rudolfo, you dirty pig!  Pull over.
so, the count hired you this morning, rudolfo ... watch the road ... watch the road.	I can't take my eyes off you.  How can I drive when you drive me mad. Mad.
oh, bialy, please, just a little. just a little.	All right.  All right.
until thursday, then, contessa mio.	Oh, Bialy, please, just a little. Just a little.
oh, the best one.	Until Thursday, then, Contessa Mio.
thursday.  thursday.  we'll play thursday.  we'll play the contessa and the chauffeur.	Oh, the best one.
we can't play today?	Thursday.  Thursday.  We'll play Thursday.  We'll play the Contessa and the chauffeur.
wait.  wait.  we can't play today. i have too many appointments.	We can't play today?
good.  let's fool around.  now, i'll be the innocent little milk maid and you'll be the naughty stable boy.  oh, this milk is so heavy.  i'll never reach the house.  help.  will someone help me?	Wait.  Wait.  We can't play today. I have too many appointments.
feeling better?	Good.  Let's fool around.  Now, I'll be the innocent little milk maid and you'll be the naughty stable boy.  Oh, this milk is so heavy.  I'll never reach the house.  Help.  Will someone help me?
finder's keepers.	Here I come, ready or not.
don't forget the checkee.  can't produce playees without checkees.	You can count on me-o, you dirty young man.
heil you know who!	Good.  Good.  Now ve sign the contract.
heil you know who!	Heil you know who!
and last, but not least, adolph... you know who.	Heil you know who!
and last, but not least, adolph... you know who.	And last, but not least, Adolph... you know who.
the blue max...	And last, but not least, Adolph... you know who.
the blue max...	The Blue Max...
the graf spee...	The Blue Max...
the graf spee...	The Graf Spee...
hindenburg...	The Graf Spee...
hindenburg...	Hindenburg...
bismark...	Hindenburg...
bismark...	Bismark...
nietzche...	Bismark...
nietzche...	Nietzche...
wagner...	Nietzche...
wagner...	Wagner...
of siegfried...	Wagner...
of siegfried...	Of Siegfried...
by the sacred memory...	Of Siegfried...
by the sacred memory...	By the sacred memory...
i solemnly swear...	By the sacred memory...
i need it.  how'm i gonna find the fuse?	Oh, ve come vit you.  All for one and all in the light.
where are you going vit the light?	I need it.  How'm I gonna find the fuse?
okay.	Where are you going vit the light?
yes.  the actors.  i must destroy the actors.	Stop!  Stop!  This is insanity.
people can hear you.	OH.  "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy, Yankee Doodle is my ... " Listen, this is not place to talk.  Come!
vat?	People can hear you.
mr. liebkind, mr. liebkind.	Vat?
"deutchland, deutchland ... "	Mr. Liebkind, Mr. Liebkind.
"deutchland, deutchland, uber alles, uber alles in der velt."	"Deutchland, Deutchland ... "
oh joy of joys!  oh, dream of dreams!  i can't believe it.  birds, birds, do you hear?  otto, bertz, heintz, hans, wolfgang, do you hear?  ve are going to clear the fuhrer's name.  fly, fly, spread the words.	"Deutchland, Deutchland, uber alles, Uber alles in der velt."
no, not at all sir, we're quite serious.  we want to produce your play.  i have the contracts right here.	Oh joy of joys!  Oh, dream of dreams!  I can't believe it.  Birds, birds, do you hear?  Otto, Bertz, Heintz, Hans, Wolfgang, do you hear?  Ve are going to clear the Fuhrer's name.  Fly, fly, spread the words.
hey, baby, that's where they put me, sing-sing.  how'd you know that, you been up?	Sing a song!  Just sing a song!
oh, sing.  sing!	Hey, baby, that's where they put me, Sing-Sing.  How'd you know that, you been up?
hey, man, i can't do that here, that's what they put me away for.	Oh, sing.  Sing!
what do you do best?	Hey, man, I can't do that here, that's what they put me away for.
oh, in show business.  well, let's put it this way, my next job will be my debut.	What do you do best?
i mean in show business.	Oh, in show business.  Well, let's put it this way, my next job will be my debut.
six months, i'm out on probation, but it's cool now, baby.	I mean in show business.
what have you done, lsd?	Six months, I'm out on probation, but it's cool now, baby.
lorenzo saint dubois.  but everybody calls me lsd.	What have you done, LSD?
where's goebbels?  where's my little joe?	Send for Goebbels.
hey, man, let's stomp switzerland!	We can't... we keep our money there!
who can we attack?  they're all too big.	Hey, man, let's stomp Switzerland!
no good, baby, no good.  you heard my orders.  nobody retreats. attack!  attack!	Who can we attack?  They're all too big.
we are falling back on all fronts. our soldiers are retreating.	No good, baby, no good.  You heard my orders.  Nobody retreats. Attack!  Attack!
we won.	Groovy!
hey, baby, that's good!  how'd we come out?	We won.
i told them we invaded england.	Hey, baby, that's good!  How'd we come out?
what did you tell the people?	I told them we invaded England.
heil, baby!  i just finished the morning propaganda broadcasts.	What did you tell the people?
he's the only cat left that still grooves me.	Heil, baby!  I just finished the morning propaganda broadcasts.
no! just no!  i have one of those breaking points like any other man, believe it or not, and i'm near it. there's just so much pushing i can take and i think...	All right!  Might save me a lot of leg-work if I could just talk to your mother.  But I'd need a warrant for that, won't I?
sick old women are sharp. come on, i won't disturb...	No! Just no!  I have one of those breaking points like any other man, believe it or not, and I'm near it. There's just so much pushing I can take and I think...
just for a moment. she might have picked up a hint you'd miss.	Sick old women are sharp. Come on, I won't disturb...
no. i told you, she's confined...	Just for a moment. She might have picked up a hint you'd miss.
your mother met her?  can i talk to your mother?	No. I told you, she's confined...
that's all right. maybe she could have fooled me.  but...  she didn't fool my mother.	Your mother met her?  Can I talk to your mother?
i didn't mean that as a slur on your manhood. i'm sorry.	That's all right. maybe she could have fooled me.  But...  She didn't fool my mother.
i'm not a fool! and i'm not capable of being fooled! not even by women!	I didn't mean that as a slur on your manhood. I'm sorry.
or if she had you say... gallantly protecting her... you wouldn't be fooled... you'd know she was just using you. wouldn't you?	I'm not a fool! And I'm not capable of being fooled! Not even by women!
now, look...!	Or if she had you say... gallantly protecting her... you wouldn't be fooled... you'd know she was just using you. Wouldn't you?
if she paid you well?	Now, look...!
of course not.	If she paid you well?
if this girl mary crane were here, you'd have no reason to hide her would you?	Of course not.
she's... ill. confined to her room. it's practically living alone.	If this girl Mary Crane were here, you'd have no reason to hide her would you?
my mother.	She's... ill. Confined to her room. It's practically living alone.
someone is sitting in that window.	My mother.
i live there. alone.	Someone is sitting in that window.
anyone at home?	I live there. Alone.
i guess i've got one of those faces you can't help believing.	Anyone at home?
suppose i wanted to search the cabins, all twelve... would i need a warrant?	Look, if you won't believe me, go ahead. You can help me make beds if you like.  Come on.
not at all!	Suppose I wanted to search the cabins, all twelve... would I need a warrant?
she isn't still here, is she?	Not at all!
i don't know what you expect me to know about... people come and go...	She isn't still here, is she?
i do mind. if it don't jell, it ain't aspic!  this ain't jelling.	I don't know what you expect me to know about... people come and go...
why should she? i'm sorry, i have work to do, mr... if you don't mind...	I do mind. If it don't jell, it ain't aspic!  This ain't jelling.
and when she left, she never came back.	Why should she? I'm sorry, I have work to do, Mr... if you don't mind...
cash.	And when she left, she never came back.
cash or check? for the cabin...	Cash.
what?	Cash or check? For the cabin...
how did she pay you?	What?
oh. my private parlor. she had an awful hunger... so i made her some supper. and then she went to bed and left in the morning. i didn't even see her leave.	How did she pay you?
you said she was sitting "back there," or standing rather...	Oh. My private parlor. She had an awful hunger... so I made her some supper. And then she went to bed and left in the morning. I didn't even see her leave.
what do you mean?	You said she was sitting "back there," or standing rather...
back where?	What do you mean?
she was tired. she said she had a long drive ahead of her, in the morning... yes, now i'm remembering very clearly because i'm picturing. when you make a picture of the moment in your mind, you can remember every detail. she was sitting back there, no she was standing up, with some sandwich still in her hand, and she said she had to drive a long way.	Back where?
how do you know she didn't make a call?	She was tired. She said she had a long drive ahead of her, in the morning... Yes, now I'm remembering very clearly because I'm picturing. When you make a picture of the moment in your mind, you can remember every detail. She was sitting back there, no she was standing up, with some sandwich still in her hand, and she said she had to drive a long way.
no! of all...	How do you know she didn't make a call?
you didn't spend the whole night with her did you?	No! Of all...
no.	You didn't spend the whole night with her did you?
she didn't call anyone? even locally?	No.
no.	She didn't call anyone? Even locally?
or arrived with her.	No.
no.	Or arrived with her.
no one met her?	No.
the following morning. sunday.	No one met her?
of which morning?	The following morning. Sunday.
very early. dawn.	Of which morning?
how early?	Very early. Dawn.
she arrived kind of late, wet and hungry and she was very tired and went right to bed and left early.	How early?
tell me all about her.	She arrived kind of late, wet and hungry and she was very tired and went right to bed and left early.
it was raining and her hair didn't look like that... damped out, i guess.	Tell me all about her.
i didn't lie to you. i just have trouble keeping track of... time.	It was raining and her hair didn't look like that... damped out, I guess.
don't know where she got "marie," but "samuels" figures. her boy friend's name is sam.  was she in disguise? or do you want to check the picture again?	I didn't lie to you. I just have trouble keeping track of... time.
what?	You thought no one has stopped here in weeks. Now, try to remember if this girl...
now there's a couple even remarking about your sign, and see how easily you forgot them?	What?
she might have used an alias. mary crane's the real name, but she might've registered...	I don't even bother with guests registering any more... I mean, little by little, you drop the formalities.  I shouldn't even bother to change the linen. I guess habits die hard. Which reminds me...
no. at least i don't recall.	She might have used an alias. Mary Crane's the real name, but she might've registered...
look at the picture. please.	No. At least I don't recall.
committing myself to what? you sure talk like a policeman.	Look at the picture. Please.
mind looking at the picture before committing yourself?	Committing myself to what? You sure talk like a Policeman.
no. no one has stopped here in weeks...	Mind looking at the picture before committing yourself?
we have reason to believe she came this way... might have stopped in this area...  did she stop here?	No. No one has stopped here in weeks...
oh.	We have reason to believe she came this way... might have stopped in this area...  Did she stop here?
i'm not the police.	Oh.
i didn't think the police went searching for people who weren't in trouble.	I'm not the police.
i'm looking for a missing person.  my name's arbogast, private investigator...  trying to trace a young girl who's been missing almost a week. from phoenix.  it's a private matter... family wants to forgive her...  she isn't in trouble.	I didn't think the police went searching for people who weren't in trouble.
oh. i thought... you said you'd been to so many in two days...  what was it you wanted to ask?	I'm looking for a missing person.  My name's Arbogast, private investigator...  Trying to trace a young girl who's been missing almost a week. From Phoenix.  It's a private matter... family wants to forgive her...  She isn't in trouble.
no.	Oh. I thought... you said you'd been to so many in two days...  What was it you wanted to ask?
you out to buy a motel?	No.
no trouble. today's linen day. i change all the beds once a week, whether they've been used or not... dampness. i hate the smell of dampness.  it's such a dank smell.	You out to buy a motel?
sit down. i don't want to trouble you, just want to ask...	No trouble. Today's linen day. I change all the beds once a week, whether they've been used or not... dampness. I hate the smell of dampness.  It's such a dank smell.
i don't really forget the sign, it just doesn't seem... any use.  this used to be the main highway.  want to register, please?	Sit down. I don't want to trouble you, just want to ask...
in the past two days i've been to so many motels, my eyes are bleary with neon. this is the first one that looked like it was hiding from the world at large.	I don't really forget the sign, it just doesn't seem... any use.  This used to be the main highway.  Want to register, please?
i always forget to put the sign on, but we do have vacancy.  twelve in fact. twelve cabins, twelve vacancies.	In the past two days I've been to so many motels, my eyes are bleary with neon. This is the first one that looked like it was hiding from the world at large.
she was seen leaving town in her car. seen by her very victims, i might add.	I don't believe it.  Do you?
did you check in phoenix... hospitals... maybe she had an accident... a hold-up...	She was seen leaving town in her car. Seen by her very victims, I might add.
must've needed it.	What are you talking about?  What is this?
why?	Must've needed it.
your girl friend stole forty thousand dollars.	Why?
somebody better tell me what's going on and tell me fast! i can take so much and then...	Your girl friend stole forty thousand dollars.
money.	Somebody better tell me what's going on and tell me fast! I can take so much and then...
what's your interest?	Money.
who are you, friend?	Milt Arbogast, Private Investigator.  Where is she, Miss Crane?
let's all talk about mary.	Who are you, friend?
with a little checking, i could get to believe you.	I don't care if you do or... I want to see Mary... before she gets in any deeper...
not even a hunch. just hope.	With a little checking, I could get to believe you.
you came up here on a hunch, miss crane? nothing more? no phone call... from him, or from your sister herself?	Not even a hunch. Just hope.
casharoonie!	Sam, if she's here...
sam, they don't want to prosecute, they just want the money back. it was all in cash...	Casharoonie!
someone has seen her. someone always sees a girl with forty thousand dollars.  she is your girl friend, isn't she?	Sam, they don't want to prosecute, they just want the money back. It was all in cash...
i don't know.	Wouldn't have been able to tail you if you did.
i'd like to be ready when he gets back.	Okay. If you'll come along...
no, m'am. i was only about to say, i've sent my mechanic out to give your car a little test... that's all.	I'd like to be ready when he gets back.
but what?  is there anything so terribly wrong about... making a decision and wanting to hurry? do you think i've stolen... my car?	No, M'am. I was only about to say, I've sent my mechanic out to give your car a little test... that's all.
i'll be perfectly honest with you, ma'am. it's not that i don't trust you, but...	But what?  Is there anything so terribly wrong about... making a decision and wanting to hurry? Do you think I've stolen... my car?
i'd really rather not. please.  can't we just settle this and...	I'll be perfectly honest with you, Ma'am. It's not that I don't trust you, but...
i think you'd better give it a trial spin. don't want any bad word of mouth about california charlie.	I'd really rather not. Please.  Can't we just settle this and...
in the building ...  mary starts for the building, glancing once in the direction of the patrolman.	I think you'd better give it a trial spin. Don't want any bad word of mouth about California Charlie.
i think i have the necessary papers. is there a ladies room...	In the building ...  Mary starts for the building, glancing once in the direction of the Patrolman.
i take it... you can prove that car's yours... i mean, out of state and all... got your pink slip and your...	I think I have the necessary papers. Is there a Ladies Room...
all right.	I take it... you can prove that car's yours... I mean, out of state and all... got your pink slip and your...
aha! always got time to argue money, huh...?	All right.
five hundred.	Aha! Always got time to argue money, huh...?
well... heck, this is the first time i ever saw the customer high-pressure the salesman!  i'd figure roughly...  ...your car plus five hundred.	Five hundred.
of course not. please.	Well... heck, this is the first time I ever saw the customer high-pressure the salesman!  I'd figure roughly...  ...your car plus five hundred.
you mean you don't want the usual day and a half to think it over?  you are in a hurry! somebody chasin' you?	Of course not. Please.
it looks fine. how much will it be, with my car...?	You mean you don't want the usual day and a half to think it over?  You are in a hurry! Somebody chasin' you?
go ahead! spin it around the block. now i know you don't know anything about engine condition, but you can feel, can't you... and it's all in the feel, believe me, you feel that one around the block...	It looks fine. How much will it be, with my car...?
how much?	Go ahead! Spin it around the block. Now I know you don't know anything about engine condition, but you can feel, can't you... and it's all in the feel, believe me, you feel that one around the block...
that's the one i'd've picked for you myself!	How much?
sick of the sight of it!  well, suppose you look around for something that strikes your eyes and meanwhile i'll have my mechanic give yours the once over and... want some coffee? i was just about...	No. Thank you. I'm in... a hurry. I just want to make a change and start...
yes, it's... nothing wrong with it, i'm just...	Sick of the sight of it!  Well, suppose you look around for something that strikes your eyes and meanwhile I'll have my mechanic give yours the once over and... want some coffee? I was just about...
you can do anything you've a mind to... and bein' a woman, you will!  that yours?	Yes, it's... nothing wrong with it, I'm just...
can i trade in my car and take another?	You can do anything you've a mind to... and bein' a woman, you will!  That yours?
there's an old saying, "first customer of the day is always the most trouble!" but like i said, i'm in no mood for it so i'm just going to treat you so fair and square you won't have one human reason to give me...	Can I trade in my car and take another?
what?	There's an old saying, "First customer of the day is always the most trouble!" But like I said, I'm in no mood for it so I'm just going to treat you so fair and square you won't have one human reason to give me...
i'm in no mood for trouble!	What?
aren't you going to take the pills?  they'll knock that headache out.	I don't need pills... just sleep.
were there any calls?	Teddy called.  Me... And my mother called to see if Teddy called. Oh, and your sister called to say she's going to Tucson to do some buying and she'll be gone the whole weekend and...
you got aspirins? i have something... not aspirins, but  my mother's doctor gave these to me the day of my wedding.  teddy was furious when he found out i'd taken tranquilizers!	Were there any calls?
it'll pass. headaches are like resolutions... you forget them soon as they stop hurting.	You got aspirins? I have something... not aspirins, but  my mother's doctor gave these to me the day of my wedding.  Teddy was furious when he found out I'd taken tranquilizers!
he's lunching with the man who's buying the harris street property, you know, that oil lease man...  so that's why he's late.  you getting a headache?	It'll pass. Headaches are like resolutions... you forget them soon as they stop hurting.
isn't mr. lowery back from lunch?	He's lunching with the man who's buying the Harris Street property, you know, that oil lease man...  so that's why he's late.  You getting a headache?
you better run out to the house. she may be... unable to answer the phone...	Her sister's going to do that.  She's as worried as we are.
i called her sister, mr. lowery, where she works, the music makers music store, you know? and she doesn't know where mary is any more than we do.	You better run out to the house. She may be... unable to answer the phone...
call her sister! if no one's answering at the house....	I called her sister, Mr. Lowery, where she works, the Music Makers Music Store, you know? And she doesn't know where Mary is any more than we do.
buzz me the minute she comes in.	Call her sister! If no one's answering at the house....
no, mr. lowery... but then she's always a bit late on monday mornings.	Buzz me the minute she comes in.
caroline...? mary still isn't in?	No, Mr. Lowery... but then she's always a bit late on Monday mornings.
yes, mr. lowery.	Caroline...? Mary still isn't in?
can see you do. sorry i couldn't make you feel better. you want to come to my office this afternoon and report a missing person... and the theft, is what you want to do!  sooner you drop this thing in the lap of the law, that's the sooner you'll stand a chance of your sister bein' picked up. how about that?	I don't know.
i still feel...	Can see you do. Sorry I couldn't make you feel better. You want to come to my office this afternoon and report a missing person... And the theft, is what you want to do!  Sooner you drop this thing in the lap of the law, that's the sooner you'll stand a chance of your sister bein' picked up. How about that?
did he say anything about my sister?	Just what he told your detective.
yes.	Norman Bates' mother has been dead and buried in Greenlawn Cemetery for the last ten years!
what difference does that...	Your Detective told you a nakedfaced lie.
you should've called in the police the second you found your sister has skipped. you go starting private investigations, using people you don't even know...	What difference does that...
please!	Sorry I got you up, boy. Go back to sleep. Yeah, be glad to.  Said to give you his regards.
i think something's wrong, too, miss. but not the same thing. i think your private detective is what's wrong.  i think he got himself a hot lead as to where your sister was going... probably from norman bates...  and called you to keep you still while he took off after her and the money.	He said he was dissatisfied... and was going back.
go out there! find somebody, ask some questions!  i'm sorry if i seem over-anxious to you. i keep thinking... something's wrong. i have to know what!	I think something's wrong, too, Miss. But not the same thing. I think your private detective is what's wrong.  I think he got himself a hot lead as to where your sister was going... probably from Norman Bates...  and called you to keep you still while he took off after her and the money.
like what?	Go out there! Find somebody, ask some questions!  I'm sorry if I seem over-anxious to you. I keep thinking... something's wrong. I have to know what!
he didn't mention the money.  what he said on the phone isn't important, is it?  he was supposed to come back after he spoke to the mother, and he didn't! that's what i want you to do something about!	Like what?
with the forty thousand dollars?	He didn't mention the money.  What he said on the phone isn't important, is it?  He was supposed to come back after he spoke to the mother, and he didn't! That's what I want you to do something about!
mary had been there, one night, and had left.	With the forty thousand dollars?
forty thousand dollars.	And the police haven't been able to...
a lot?	Forty thousand dollars.
she stole some money.	A lot?
yes.	She ain't missing so much as she's run away.
she left phoenix a week ago yesterday. and no trace until...	How'd you and this detective come to trace her to Fairvale?
now. your sister is missing how long?	She left Phoenix a week ago yesterday. And no trace until...
will you help us? i think something's wrong out there!	Now. Your sister is missing how long?
it's regular. okay?	I could stand something regular.
why not?	Bates.
you can't go up there.	Why not?
sam, that old woman, whoever she is. i think she told arbogast something! and i want her to tell us the same thing!	You can't go up there.
do we simply ask him where he's hidden it?	Sam, that old woman, whoever she is. I think she told Arbogast something! And I want her to tell us the same thing!
yes.  but maybe this proves that bates found out about the money.	Do we simply ask him where he's hidden it?
bates never denied mary was here.	Yes.  But maybe this proves that Bates found out about the money.
that's proof mary was here!  it would be too wild a coincidence for somebody else to...	Bates never denied Mary was here.
it didn't get washed down. it's figuring... the kind you tear up and get rid of.  some figure has been added to or subtracted from... forty thousand.	That's proof Mary was here!  It would be too wild a coincidence for somebody else to...
what is it?	It didn't get washed down. It's figuring... the kind you tear up and get rid of.  Some figure has been added to or subtracted from... forty thousand.
the bathroom. look at how clean it is. the one in our cabin is clean... but this is clean!	What is it?
what?	The bathroom. Look at how clean it is. The one in our cabin is clean... but this is clean!
hospital clean.	What?
sorry.	Hospital clean.
what makes you sound so certain?	Arbogast! Sam, he liked me... or felt sorry for me... and he was starting to feel the same about you. I heard it when he called... in his voice, a caring. He wouldn't have gone anywhere or done anything without telling us.  Unless he was stopped. And he was stopped, so he must have found out something!
there must be some proof that exists right now! something that proves he got that money away from mary... some way!	What makes you sound so certain?
how could we prove...  well, if he opens a new motel on the new highway... say, a year from now...	There must be some proof that exists right now! Something that proves he got that money away from Mary... Some way!
sam, if you owned a useless business like this motel... one you probably couldn't even sell...  what would you need to get away, to start a new business, somewhere else?  forty thousand dollars?	How could we prove...  Well, if he opens a new motel on the new highway... say, a year from now...
i know.  do you think if something happened, it happened there?	Sam, if you owned a useless business like this motel... one you probably couldn't even sell...  what would you need to get away, to start a new business, somewhere else?  Forty thousand dollars?
we have to go into that cabin and search it, sam... no matter what we're afraid of finding and no matter how much it may hurt.	I know.  Do you think if something happened, it happened there?
i'm glad we didn't.	We have to go into that cabin and search it, Sam... no matter what we're afraid of finding and no matter how much it may hurt.
we should have asked for cabin one... the one mary was in.	I'm glad we didn't.
i wonder where norman bates does his hermiting?	Someone was at that window. I saw the curtain move.
i believe it.	I wonder where Norman Bates does his hermiting?
you won't believe it...  but this will be the first time i've ever pulled one of those man- and-wife-renting-cabin capers!	I believe it.
we're going to register. as man and wife. and get shown to a cabin... and then search every inch of that place, inside and... outside.	You won't believe it...  But this will be the first time I've ever pulled one of those man- and-wife-renting-cabin capers!
i'm going with you. but we'd better decide what we're going to say and do when we walk in...	We're going to register. As man and wife. And get shown to a cabin... and then search every inch of that place, inside and... outside.
you going to wait here for me?	I'm going with you. But we'd better decide what we're going to say and do when we walk in...
she always tries to be proper.	You going to wait here for me?
huh?	She always tries to be proper.
watch your tenses.	Huh?
i suppose... when you were able to marry her she'd have presented you, all shiny and proper... she always tried to be proper.	Watch your tenses.
this is the old highway.	I suppose... when you were able to marry her she'd have presented you, all shiny and proper... she always tried to be proper.
do you know how i found out about you? i found one of your letters... it was a nice letter, sam.	This is the old highway.
we were going to get married. are going to get married!	Do you know how I found out about you? I found one of your letters... it was a nice letter, Sam.
i wonder so many things about her now.  why she never told me about you...  funny, when you think there's an answer to everything, you think you know all the answers.	We were going to get married. Are going to get married!
she was willing to lick the stamps.	I wonder so many things about her now.  Why she never told me about you...  Funny, when you think there's an answer to everything, you think you know all the answers.
i didn't. i got a job, too.  i wonder if that hurt her, my not letting her sacrifice for me?  some people are so willing to suffer for you that they suffer more if you don't let them.	She was willing to lick the stamps.
where'd you go to college?	I didn't. I got a job, too.  I wonder if that hurt her, my not letting her sacrifice for me?  Some people are so willing to suffer for you that they suffer more if you don't let them.
of course we will.	Alive.
i wonder if we'll ever see mary again.	Of course we will.
neither will i.	I wonder if we'll ever see Mary again.
i won't feel satisfied unless i got out there, sam.	Neither will I.
maybe i am the seeing-illusions type.	You're not.
i've only been here five. right now it feels like ten, but...	All right! Then call! At least, call!
yes.	This is Lila Crane, from Phoenix. She's been here for a few days, looking for her sister. There's a private detective helping... and, well, we got a call tonight, from this detective, saying he'd traced Mary...
i don't know where to start...  except at the beginning.	Yes.
no, thank you. it's my problem, too.	I don't know where to start...  Except at the beginning.
does that mean we can't...	No. I'm just procrastinating.  People hate when the doorbell rings in the middle of the night.  Come on.
nothing.  just... all the lights out... must be asleep.	Does that mean we can't...
well?	Nothing.  Just... all the lights out... must be asleep.
our deputy sleeps.	Well?
he's the deputy sheriff around here.	Our Deputy sleeps.
who's he?	He's the Deputy Sheriff around here.
let's go see al chambers.	Who's he?
yes. i think he would have.	Let's go see Al Chambers.
sam, he called me when he had nothing definite, nothing but a dissatisfied feeling. don't you think he'd have called if he had anything...	Yes. I think he would have.
in a hurry.	Sam, he called me when he had nothing definite, nothing but a dissatisfied feeling. Don't you think he'd have called if he had anything...
without calling me?	In a hurry.
maybe he got some definite lead. maybe he went right on...	Without calling me?
where could he have gone?	Maybe he got some definite lead. Maybe he went right on...
no arbogast. no bates. and only the old lady at home...  a sick old lady unable to answer the door... or unwilling.	Where could he have gone?
sam.	No Arbogast. No Bates. And only the old lady at home...  A sick old lady unable to answer the door... or unwilling.
he didn't come back here?	Sam.
just wait here?	Contemplate your... panic button.
i don't know...  one of us has to be here in case arbogast's on the way.	Just wait here?
why can't i go out there with you?	I don't know...  One of us has to be here in case Arbogast's on the way.
stay here.	Why can't I go out there with you?
you'll never find it.	Stay here.
sam, i'm going.	You'll never find it.
probably on his way back right now.	Sam, I'm going.
and maybe pass arbogast on the road?  thanks.	Probably on his way back right now.
sam! why call when we can go?	And maybe pass Arbogast on the road?  Thanks.
got the number of the motel out on the old highway? bates, i think.	Sam! Why call when we can go?
an hour! or less!	Got the number of the motel out on the old highway? Bates, I think.
arbogast said...	An hour! Or less!
patience doesn't run in our family. sam, i'm going out there!	Arbogast said...
that wouldn't be a wise thing to do.	Patience doesn't run in our family. Sam, I'm going out there!
yes.	That wouldn't be a wise thing to do.
you want to run out there, bust in on arbogast and the sick old lady, shake her up and maybe spoil everything arbogast's been building for the last three hours.	Yes.
where's the old highway?	You want to run out there, bust in on Arbogast and the sick old lady, shake her up and maybe spoil everything Arbogast's been building for the last three hours.
i feel better when you feel better.	Where's the old highway?
whenever i start contemplating the panic button, your back straightens up and your eyes get that god-looks- out-for-everybody look and... i feel better.	I feel better when you feel better.
hundreds! which one is your pet?	Whenever I start contemplating the panic button, your back straightens up and your eyes get that God-looks- out-for-everybody look and... I feel better.
you have an awfully nice habit, sam.	Hundreds! Which one is your pet?
he'll be back. let's sit still and hang on, okay?	You have an awfully nice habit, Sam.
are we just going to go on sitting here?	He'll be back. Let's sit still and hang on, okay?
it's been three.	Are we just going to go on sitting here?
sam. he said an hour. or less.	It's been three.
sometimes saturday night has a lonely sound. ever notice, lila?	Sam. He said an hour. Or less.
where... can i stay?	First rate hotel, fifty yards up the street. Come on.  After we check you in we'll go to the drugstore and get you a sandwich. Then we'll come back here... and wait.
she'll need both of us.	Where... can I stay?
you want me to stay here?	She'll need both of us.
i think she'll contact me if she contacts anybody. why don't you stay here. when she shows up... or calls... be here.	You want me to stay here?
i came flying up here expecting to get some explanation... for all i know, she may be trying to get in touch with me, at home. i'd better go home.	I think she'll contact me if she contacts anybody. Why don't you stay here. When she shows up... or calls... be here.
maybe we can handle it together.	I came flying up here expecting to get some explanation... for all I know, she may be trying to get in touch with me, at home. I'd better go home.
no. i just think... anything can be explained. but mary, doing a thing like this... i don't know how to handle...	Maybe we can handle it together.
you've led a charmed life.	No. I just think... anything can be explained. But Mary, doing a thing like this... I don't know how to handle...
i need to... i need to believe something. this is the first time i've ever come up against anything i couldn't... understand.	You've led a charmed life.
i didn't see her... and i didn't hear from her! believe that!	I need to... I need to believe something. This is the first time I've ever come up against anything I couldn't... understand.
she haven't even called you?	I didn't see her... and I didn't hear from her! Believe that!
how could i go away? i'm in debt up to my...  if she did steal that money...  it's hard to believe she did because it's hard to see why she would. unless she had some wild idea that it would help me... us...	She haven't even called you?
why not? sam, is she hiding here? are you two planning to go away with the money?	How could I go away? I'm in debt up to my...  If she did steal that money...  It's hard to believe she did because it's hard to see why she would. Unless she had some wild idea that it would help me... us...
no.	Why not? Sam, is she hiding here? Are you two planning to go away with the money?
i ought to call the police right now!	No.
he must have had a darn good reason for wanting them kept out of it... all that cash...	I ought to call the police right now!
no. the man whose money she... he talked so loud and fast, and i... i should've called the police.	He must have had a darn good reason for wanting them kept out of it... All that cash...
it was her boss' idea not to report it to the police?	No. The man whose money she... he talked so loud and fast, and I... I should've called the police.
i just listened... and believed everything they told me. 'she stole the money.' 'we don't want to get her in trouble.' 'no don't bring the police in'...	It was her boss' idea not to report it to the police?
yes... i just... did. the moment they told me...	You might have doubted for say five minutes or so, Sister.
not that kind...  you men and your egos.	Never mind my ego. Let's talk about Mary.
well why didn't she come to me... call me...?	Not that kind...  You men and your egos.
yes.	Well why didn't she come to me... call me...?
is mary... in trouble?	Yes.
i hate tears.	Is Mary... in trouble?
what thing could we be in together?	I hate tears.
huh?	What thing could we be in together?
what thing?	Huh?
nothing! you're putting me on the defensive.	Look, if you two are in this thing together, I don't care, it's none of my business... But I want to see Mary. I want her to tell me she's all right and it's none of my business. Then I'll go back to Phoenix and...
what do you know about it?	Nothing! You're putting me on the defensive.
i was getting to that!	What do you know about it?
mr. loomis, you're so busy being defensive that you haven't even reacted to the most serious fact of all. mary is missing.	I was getting to that!
well what do you think, we eloped or something? or we're living in sin and...	Mr. Loomis, you're so busy being defensive that you haven't even reacted to the most serious fact of all. Mary is missing.
a good reason, i suppose.	Well what do you think, we eloped or something? Or we're living in sin and...
and you thought she'd come up here, to me? if she had, what reason would she have for not calling you?	A good reason, I suppose.
last friday. she left work, and home... i was in tucson over the weekend... i haven't heard from her, not even a phone call.	And you thought she'd come up here, to me? If she had, what reason would she have for not calling you?
no. i take it you don't either?  how long?	Last Friday. She left work, and home... I was in Tucson over the weekend... I haven't heard from her, not even a phone call.
to begin with, where mary is. do you?	No. I take it you don't either?  How long?
what should i know?	To begin with, where Mary is. Do you?
what's the matter?	Don't you know?
i don't know where. in your store, somewhere in your town... anywhere.	What's the matter?
where?	I don't know where. In your store, somewhere in your town... anywhere.
with you.	Where?
here?	With you.
i want to know if my sister is here.	Here?
is something wrong?	I want to know if my sister is here.
is mary here?	Is something wrong?
lila.	Is Mary here?
i'm mary's sister.	Lila.
sure...	I'm Mary's sister.
may i talk to you?	Sure...
yes?	May I talk to you?
hey, we can leave together can't we?	I'm late... and you have to put your shoes on.
don't miss your plane.	Hey, we can leave together can't we?
how can you even think a thing like that!	Don't miss your plane.
i'm thinking of it.	How can you even think a thing like that!
you know what i'd like? a clear, empty sky... and a plane, and us in it... and somewhere a private island for sale, where we can run around without our... shoes on.  and the wherewithal to buy what i'd like.  mary, you want to cut this off, go out and find yourself someone available.	I'm thinking of it.
i'll lick the stamps.	You know what I'd like? A clear, empty sky... and a plane, and us in it... and somewhere a private island for sale, where we can run around without our... shoes on.  And the wherewithal to buy what I'd like.  Mary, you want to cut this off, go out and find yourself someone available.
and live with me in a storeroom behind a hardware store in fairvale. we'll have a lot of laughs. when i send my ex-wife her money, you can lick the stamps.	I'll lick the stamps.
sam, let's go get married.	And live with me in a storeroom behind a hardware store in Fairvale. We'll have a lot of laughs. When I send my ex-wife her money, you can lick the stamps.
yeah, but when you do... you'll swing.	Sam, let's go get married.
i haven't even been married once yet!	Yeah, but when you do... you'll swing.
a couple of years and the debts will be paid off. and if she ever re- marries, the alimony stops... and then...	I haven't even been married once yet!
i pay, too. they also pay who meet in hotel rooms.	A couple of years and the debts will be paid off. And if she ever re- marries, the alimony stops... and then...
i'm fed up with sweating for people who aren't there. i sweat to pay off my father's debts... and he's in his grave... i sweat to pay my ex-wife alimony, and she's living on the other side of the world somewhere.	I pay, too. They also pay who meet in hotel rooms.
i'm all for it! it requires patience and temperance and a lot of sweating- out... otherwise, though, it's only hard work.  but if i can see you, touch you even as simply as this... i won't mind.	I'm fed up with sweating for people who aren't there. I sweat to pay off my father's debts... and he's in his grave... I sweat to pay my ex-wife alimony, and she's living on the other side of the world somewhere.
you make respectability sound... disrespectful.	I'm all for it! It requires patience and temperance and a lot of sweating- out... otherwise, though, it's only hard work.  But if I can see you, touch you even as simply as this... I won't mind.
mary, whenever it's possible, tax- deductible or not, i want to see deductible you. and under any conditions.  even respectability.	You make respectability sound... disrespectful.
all right.	Mary, whenever it's possible, tax- deductible or not, I want to see deductible you. And under any conditions.  Even respectability.
sam! no!	All right.
and after the steak... do we send sister to the movies and turn mama's picture to the wall?	Sam! No!
we can see each other, we can even have dinner... but respectably, in my house with my mother's picture on the mantel and my sister helping me broil a big steak for three!	And after the steak... do we send Sister to the movies and turn Mama's picture to the wall?
not even just to see you, to have lunch... in public?	We can see each other, we can even have dinner... but respectably, in my house with my mother's picture on the mantel and my sister helping me broil a big steak for three!
no.	Not even just to see you, to have lunch... in public?
i can come down next week.	No.
i have to go, sam.	I can come down next week.
i wish i were. not an active criminal but... a nice guy with the conscience of a criminal.  next best thing to no conscience at all.	I have to go, Sam.
you couldn't be a criminal if you committed a major crime.	I wish I were. Not an active criminal but... a nice guy with the conscience of a criminal.  Next best thing to no conscience at all.
and besides, when you say i make tax- deductible excuses you make me out a criminal.	You couldn't be a criminal if you committed a major crime.
sure. it's like laughing through a broken jaw, but...	And besides, when you say I make tax- deductible excuses you make me out a criminal.
can you?	Sure. It's like laughing through a broken jaw, but...
you can't laugh at it, huh?	Can you?
it is tragic! or it will be... if we go on meeting in shabby hotels whenever you can find a tax-deductible excuse for flying down deductible here...	You can't laugh at it, huh?
and i'm a working man! we're a regular working-class tragedy!	It is tragic! Or it will be... if we go on meeting in shabby hotels whenever you can find a tax-deductible excuse for flying down deductible here...
i haven't time to argue. i'm a working girl.	And I'm a working man! We're a regular working-class tragedy!
okay. what do we do instead, write each other lurid love letters?	I haven't time to argue. I'm a working girl.
this! meeting you in secret so we can be... secretive! you come down here on business trips and we steal lunch hours and... i wish you wouldn't even come.	Okay. What do we do instead, write each other lurid love letters?
for what?	This! Meeting you in secret so we can be... secretive! You come down here on business trips and we steal lunch hours and... I wish you wouldn't even come.
sam. this is the last time.	For what?
the only girlish thing you have lost.	Sam. This is the last time.
i've lost my girlish laughter.	The only girlish thing you have lost.
i'm sorry, mary.  my old dad used to say 'when you can't change a situation, laugh at it.' nothing ridicules a thing like laughing at it.	I've lost my girlish laughter.
sam!	I'm sorry, Mary.  My old Dad used to say 'when you can't change a situation, laugh at it.' Nothing ridicules a thing like laughing at it.
you sure talk like a girl who's been married.	Sam!
when you're married you can do a lot of things deliberately.	You sure talk like a girl who's been married.
i've heard of married couples who deliberately spend occasional nights in cheap hotels. they say it...	When you're married you can do a lot of things deliberately.
checking out time is three p.m. hotels of this sort aren't interested in you when you come in, but when your time's up...  sam, i hate having to be with you in a place like this.	I've heard of married couples who deliberately spend occasional nights in cheap hotels. They say it...
we could laze around here a while longer.	Checking out time is three P.M. Hotels of this sort aren't interested in you when you come in, but when your time's up...  Sam, I hate having to be with you in a place like this.
what do i do with my free afternoon, walk you to the airport?	We could laze around here a while longer.
call your boss and tell him you're taking the rest of the afternoon off. it's friday anyway... and hot.	What do I do with my free afternoon, walk you to the airport?
that's it.	Good night.
crane.	That's it.
alright, miss...	Crane.
very early. dawn.	Alright, Miss...
alright. i'll see you in the morning. i'll bring you breakfast.  what time will you...	Very early. Dawn.
i'd like to, but...	Alright. I'll see you in the morning. I'll bring you breakfast.  What time will you...
why don't you stay a little while, just for talking.	I'd like to, but...
i stepped into a private trap back there -- and i want to go back and... try to pull myself out.  before it's too late for me, too.	Why don't you stay a little while, just for talking.
phoenix?	I stepped into a private trap back there -- and I want to go back and... try to pull myself out.  Before it's too late for me, too.
i'm very tired. and i'll have a long drive tomorrow. all the way back to phoenix.	Phoenix?
you're not going to... to your room already?	I'm very tired. And I'll have a long drive tomorrow. All the way back to Phoenix.
norman.	You're not going to... to your room already?
thank you, norman.	Norman.
yes, and just one time can be enough.  thank you.	Thank you, Norman.
i've suggested it myself. but i hate to even think such a thing.  she needs me... and it isn't...  ...it isn't as if she were a maniac, a raving thing... it's just that... sometimes she goes a little mad. we all go a little mad sometimes. haven't you?	Yes, and just one time can be enough.  Thank you.
well? you meant well?  people always mean well, they cluck their thick tongues and shake their heads and suggest so very delicately that...	I've suggested it myself. But I hate to even think such a thing.  She needs me... and it isn't...  ...it isn't as if she were a maniac, a raving thing... it's just that... sometimes she goes a little mad. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
i am sorry. i only felt... it seemed she was harming you. i meant...	Well? You meant well?  People always mean well, they cluck their thick tongues and shake their heads and suggest so very delicately that...
what do you mean about caring?  have you ever seen one of those places? inside? laughing and tears and cruel eyes studying you... and my mother there?  why? has she harmed you? she's as harmless as... one of these stuffed birds.	I am sorry. I only felt... it seemed she was harming you. I meant...
i'm sorry... i didn't mean it to sound uncaring...	What do you mean about caring?  Have you ever seen one of those places? Inside? Laughing and tears and cruel eyes studying you... and my mother there?  Why? has she harmed you? She's as harmless as... one of these stuffed birds.
an institution? a madhouse?  people always call a madhouse "someplace."  put her in someplace!	I'm sorry... I didn't mean it to sound uncaring...
wouldn't it be better if you put her in... someplace...	An Institution? A madhouse?  People always call a madhouse "someplace."  Put her in Someplace!
it's too late for me. and besides... who'd look after her? she'd be alone up there, the fire would go out... damp and cold, like a grave. when you love someone, you don't do that to them, even if you hate them. oh, i don't hate her.  i hate... what she's become. i hate... the illness.	Wouldn't it be better if you put her in... someplace...
no, not like me.	It's too late for me. And besides... who'd look after her? She'd be alone up there, the fire would go out... damp and cold, like a grave. When you love someone, you don't do that to them, even if you hate them. Oh, I don't hate her.  I hate... what she's become. I hate... the illness.
to a private island, like you?	No, not like me.
why don't you go away?	To a private island, like you?
a son is a poor substitute for a lover.	Why don't you go away?
except you.	A son is a poor substitute for a lover.
i mean... ill.  she had to raise me all by herself after my dad died... i was only five... and it must have been a strain. oh, she didn't have to go out to work or anything, dad left us with a little something... anyway, a few years ago... mother met a man. he talked her into building this motel... we could have talked her into anything... and when.  well... it was just too much for her when he died, too... and the way he died... oh, it's nothing to talk about when you're eating.  anyway, it was too much of a loss for my mother... she had nothing left.	Except you.
she sounded strong...	I mean... ill.  She had to raise me all by herself after my dad died... I was only five... and it must have been a strain. Oh, she didn't have to go out to work or anything, Dad left us with a little something... anyway, a few years ago... Mother met a man. He talked her into building this motel... We could have talked her into anything... and when.  Well... It was just too much for her when he died, too... And the way he died... Oh, it's nothing to talk about when you're eating.  Anyway, it was too much of a loss for my mother... she had nothing left.
sometimes when she talks that way to me i'd like to... curse her out and leave her forever!  or at least, defy her.  but i couldn't. she's ill.	She sounded strong...
if anyone ever spoke to me, the way i heard... the way she spoke to you, i don't think i could ever laugh again.	Sometimes when she talks that way to me I'd like to... curse her out and leave her forever!  Or at least, defy her.  But I couldn't. She's ill.
oh i do... but i say i don't.	If anyone ever spoke to me, the way I heard... The way she spoke to you, I don't think I could ever laugh again.
you should... mind it.	Oh I do... but I say I don't.
i was born in mine. i don't mind it anymore.	You should... mind it.
sometimes we deliberately step into those traps.	I was born in mine. I don't mind it anymore.
no. people never run away from anything.  the rain didn't last very long.  you know what i think? i think we're all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever climb out. we scratch and claw... but only at the air, only at each other, and for all of it, we never budge an inch.	Sometimes we deliberately step into those traps.
why do you ask that?	No. People never run away from anything.  The rain didn't last very long.  You know what I think? I think we're all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever climb out. We scratch and claw... but only at the air, only at each other, and for all of it, we never budge an inch.
what are you running away from?	Why do you ask that?
i'm looking for a private island.	What are you running away from?
where are you going? i don't mean to pry...	I'm looking for a private island.
only my share.	Where are you going? I don't mean to pry...
friends? who needs friends.  a boy's best friend is his mother.  you've never had an empty moment in your whole life. have you?	Only my share.
you go out... with friends?	Friends? Who needs friends.  A boy's best friend is his mother.  You've never had an empty moment in your whole life. Have you?
oh, no!  i run the office, tend the cabins and grounds, do little chores for mother... the ones she allows i might be capable of doing.	You go out... with friends?
is your time so empty?	Oh, no!  I run the office, tend the cabins and grounds, do little chores for mother... the ones she allows I might be capable of doing.
it's more than a hobby... sometimes... a hobby is supposed to pass the time, not fill it.	Is your time so empty?
a man should have a hobby.	It's more than a hobby... sometimes... a hobby is supposed to pass the time, not fill it.
it's not as expensive as you'd think. cheap, really. needles, thread, sawdust .. the chemicals are all that cost anything.	A man should have a hobby.
i imagine so.	It's not as expensive as you'd think. Cheap, really. Needles, thread, sawdust .. the chemicals are all that cost anything.
uncommon, too.	I imagine so.
it's a strange hobby. curious, i mean.	Uncommon, too.
not really. i hear that expression, that one eats "like a bird," is really a falsie, i mean a falsity, because birds eat a tremendous lot.  oh, i don't know anything about birds. my hobby is stuffing things... taxidermy. and i guess i'd just rather stuff birds because...  well, i hate the look of beasts when they're stuffed, foxes and chimps and all... some people even stuff dogs and cats... but i can't... i think only birds look well stuffed because they're rather...  passive, to begin with... most of them...	It's a strange hobby. Curious, I mean.
you'd know, of course.	Not really. I hear that expression, that one eats "like a bird," is really a falsie, I mean a falsity, because birds eat a tremendous lot.  Oh, I don't know anything about birds. My hobby is stuffing things... taxidermy. And I guess I'd just rather stuff birds because...  well, I hate the look of beasts when they're stuffed, foxes and chimps and all... some people even stuff dogs and cats... but I can't... I think only birds look well stuffed because they're rather...  passive, to begin with... most of them...
you eat like a bird.	You'd know, of course.
it's all for you. i'm not hungry. please go ahead.	You eat like a bird.
you're very... kind.	It's all for you. I'm not hungry. Please go ahead.
i'm sorry. i wish... people could apologize for other people.	Don't worry about it.  But as long as you've made us supper, we may as well eat it. Huh?
you shouldn't have bothered. i really don't have that much of an appetite.	I'm sorry. I wish... people could apologize for other people.
mother...  ...what is the phrase... "she isn't herself today"... i think that's it.	You shouldn't have bothered. I really don't have that much of an appetite.
i've caused you some trouble.	Mother...  ...what is the phrase... "she isn't herself today"... I think that's it.
i'd like to.	All right, you get your dresses hanging out and... change those wet shoes, and I'll come for you soon as it's ready...  ...with my trusty umbrella.
then will you do me a favor?  will you have supper here?  i was just about to, myself... nothing more than some sandwiches and a lot of milk, but i'd like it if you'd come up to the house and... i don't set a fancy table but... the kitchen's awful homey.	I'd like to.
no.	Then will you do me a favor?  Will you have supper here?  I was just about to, myself... nothing more than some sandwiches and a lot of milk, but I'd like it if you'd come up to the house and... I don't set a fancy table but... the kitchen's awful homey.
you're not going to go out again and drive up to that diner, are you?	No.
thank you. again.	You're not going to go out again and drive up to that diner, are you?
there's no name for it... but it's something that, that puts a person at ease.	Thank you. Again.
i have?	There's no name for it... But it's something that, that puts a person at ease.
you have something most girls never have.	I have?
norman bates.	You have something most girls never have.
thank you, mr. bates.	Norman Bates.
i'll be in the office if you want anything... just tap on the wall.	Thank you, Mr. Bates.
the bathroom.	I'll be in the office if you want anything... just tap on the wall.
stuffy in here.  well... the mattress is soft and there're hangers in the closet and... stationary with "bates' motel" printed on it in case you want to make your friends back home envious... and... the... over there....	The bathroom.
fifteen miles. i'll get your bags.	Stuffy in here.  Well... the mattress is soft and there're hangers in the closet and... stationary with "Bates' Motel" printed on it in case you want to make your friends back home envious... and... the... over there....
am i that close to fairvale?	Fifteen miles. I'll get your bags.
there's a big diner about ten miles on up... just outside fairvale.	Am I that close to Fairvale?
i want sleep more than anything. except maybe, food.	There's a big diner about ten miles on up... just outside Fairvale.
your home address. oh, just the town will do.	Los Angeles.
i thought i'd gotten off the main...	I knew you must have. No one stops here anymore unless they do.
we have twelve vacancies. twelve cabins, twelve vacancies.  they moved away the highway.	I thought I'd gotten off the main...
you have a vacancy?	We have twelve vacancies. Twelve cabins, twelve vacancies.  They moved away the highway.
dirty night.	You have a vacancy?
why?	Please.
may i see your license?	Why?
now what?	May I see your license?
wait a minute!	Now what?
no need to apologize...	Wait a minute!
i'm sorry.	No need to apologize...
in the course of my duty, i never "take up" anyone's time, whether it's to give a warning, or a ticket, or help! believe that, m'am.  now if you woke up on the wrong side of... the car seat, that's one thing. but when you act as if i've just placed you under arrest...	I'm sorry.
now wait just a moment! turn your motor off, please.	In the course of my duty, I never "take up" anyone's time, whether it's to give a warning, or a ticket, or help! Believe that, M'am.  Now if you woke up on the wrong side of... the car seat, that's one thing. But when you act as if I've just placed you under arrest...
is there what?  i've told you there's nothing wrong... except that i'm in a hurry and you're taking up my time...	Now wait just a moment! Turn your motor off, please.
is there?	Is there what?  I've told you there's nothing wrong... except that I'm in a hurry and you're taking up my time...
please... i'd like to go...	Is there?
frankly, yes.	Please... I'd like to go...
of course not! am i acting as if... something's wrong?	Frankly, yes.
is anything wrong?	Of course not! Am I acting as if... something's wrong?
then i'm free to go...?	Is anything wrong?
no, m'am.	Then I'm free to go...?
i didn't intend to sleep all night! i just pulled over... have i broken any laws?	No, m'am.
there are plenty of motels in this area. you should have... i mean, just to be safe...	I didn't intend to sleep all night! I just pulled over... have I broken any laws?
yes. as i said, i couldn't keep my eyes...	There are plenty of motels in this area. You should have... I mean, just to be safe...
you slept here all night?	Yes. As I said, I couldn't keep my eyes...
yes.  i didn't mean to sleep so long. i was afraid i'd have an accident last night, from sleepiness... so i decided to pull over...	You slept here all night?
in quite a hurry.	Yes.  I didn't mean to sleep so long. I was afraid I'd have an accident last night, from sleepiness... so I decided to pull over...
we thought, if you didn't mind, we'd go out to the motel with you.	He's already been.
maybe you saw mary!	I'd know the difference between Mary and an old woman.
you mean that old woman i saw sittin' in the window wasn't norman bates' mother?	Maybe you saw Mary!
norman took a wife?	No. An old woman, his mother.  That was early this evening. And we haven't seen or heard from him since. I went out to the motel, just got back. No one was in the office, and...
he traced her there and called us to say he was going to question mrs. bates...	Norman took a wife?
bates' motel.  he has a mind like a mechanical brain and the more information you feed it... go on, sam.	He traced her there and called us to say he was going to question Mrs. Bates...
yes. he traced her to that motel, out on the old highway...	Bates' Motel.  He has a mind like a mechanical brain and the more information you feed it... Go on, Sam.
mary is lila's sister?	Yes. He traced her to that motel, out on the old highway...
we have a problem.	Let's go out back and have some coca while the men are talking.
sorry, mrs. chambers. i hate bothering you...	You didn't!  It's tinkerbell.  Al wants to be sure he'll hear it if anyone rings it in the middle of the night.  Well come on in, at least!
oh?	Sorry, Mrs. Chambers. I hate bothering you...
went out before service.	Have you two had breakfast?
it ain't only local history, sam, it's the only murder-and-suicide case in fairvale ledgers! mrs. bates poisoned this guy she was... involved with, when she found out he was married, then took a helping of the same stuff herself.  strychnine. ugly way to die.	Norman found them dead together.  In bed.
i helped norman pick out the dress she was buried in. periwinkle blue.	It ain't only local history, Sam, it's the only murder-and-suicide case in Fairvale ledgers! Mrs. Bates poisoned this guy she was... involved with, when she found out he was married, then took a helping of the same stuff herself.  Strychnine. Ugly way to die.
barefaced.	He told you he wasn't coming right back cause he wanted to question Norman Bates' mother, right?
arbogast.	Arbogast.  And after he left?  No, it's okay, Norman. How's it been going out there?  Well, I think you oughta unload that place and open up closer in to the action, a smaller place, you know... but...
norman? sheriff chambers.  been just fine, thanks. listen, we got some worries here. did you have a man stop out there tonight...  well, this one wouldn't be a customer, anyway. a private detective, name of...	Arbogast.
recluse. kinder word.	You must remember that bad business out there. About ten years ago...
why don't you call norman and let him say just what happened, if he give the man a hot lead and he did just scooted off... it'll make the girl feel better, albert.	At this hour?
...forty thousand dollars!	Leave me alone!
leave me alone!	...Forty thousand dollars!
where will you get the money to do that, bates... or do you already have it... socked away... a lot of it...	Leave me alone!
shut up!	Where will you get the money to do that, Bates... or do you already have it... socked away... a lot of it...
buy a new one! in a new town! where you won't have to hide your mother!	Shut up!
do what?	Buy a new one! In a new town! Where you won't have to hide your mother!
i've been talking about your mother... about your motel. how are you going to do it?	Do what?
i don't know what you've been saying.	I've been talking about your mother... about your motel. How are you going to do it?
you look frightened. have i been saying something frightening?	I don't know what you've been saying.
i didn't think so.	You look frightened. Have I been saying something frightening?
my mother is not dead!	I didn't think so.
and now that your mother's dead?	My mother is not dead!
this place! this isn't 'a place.' it's my only world. i grew up in that house back there. i was a happy child. my mother and i... we were more than happy.	And now that your mother's dead?
i'm not saying you shouldn't be contented here, i'm just doubting that you are. i think if you saw a chance to get out from under... you'd unload this place...	This place! This isn't 'a place.' It's my only world. I grew up in that house back there. I was a happy child. My mother and I... we were more than happy.
that would be a rather extreme reaction, wouldn't it?	Just an expression...  What I meant was... I'd do just about anything... to get away.  Wouldn't you?
i always thought it was the people who are alone so much who do all the talking when they get the chance. yet there you are, doing all the listening!  you are alone here, aren't you?  it would drive me crazy.	That would be a rather extreme reaction, wouldn't it?
yes.	I always thought it was the people who are alone so much who do all the talking when they get the chance. Yet there you are, doing all the listening!  You are alone here, aren't you?  It would drive me crazy.
i've been doing all the talking so far, haven't i?	Yes.
fine.	I've been doing all the talking so far, haven't I?
satisfied with your cabin?	Fine.
yes, matter of fact.  the wife's taking a nap and... i can never keep quiet enough for her... so i thought i'd look you up and... talk.	Satisfied with your cabin?
looking for me?	Yes, matter of fact.  The wife's taking a nap and... I can never keep quiet enough for her... so I thought I'd look you up and... talk.
haven't any.	I'll show you the cabin.
i'll get your bags.	Haven't any.
uh, uh! my boss is paying for this trip... ninety percent business... and he wants practically notarized receipts. i better sign in and get a receipt.	I'll get your bags.
it isn't necessary.	Uh, uh! My boss is paying for this trip... ninety percent business... and he wants practically notarized receipts. I better sign in and get a receipt.
better sign in first, hasn't we?	It isn't necessary.
i'll take you to...	Better sign in first, hasn't we?
we'd hoped to make it straight to san francisco, but we don't like the look of that sky. looks like a bad day coming... doesn't it.	I'll take you to...
i suppose you want a cabin.	We'd hoped to make it straight to San Francisco, but we don't like the look of that sky. Looks like a bad day coming... doesn't it.
just coming up to ring for you.	I suppose you want a cabin.
go on, go tell her she'll not be appeasing her ugly appetite with my food... or my son! or do i have to tell her, cause you don't have the guts? huh, boy? you have the guts, boy?	Shut up! Shut up!
mother, she's just a stranger!  as if men don't desire strangers, as if... oh, i refuse to speak of disgusting things because they disgust me! you understand, boy?	Go on, go tell her she'll not be appeasing her ugly appetite with my food... or my son! Or do I have to tell her, cause you don't have the guts? Huh, boy? You have the guts, boy?
mother, she's just a stranger... hungry, and the weather's bad...	Mother, she's just a stranger!  As if men don't desire strangers, as if... oh, I refuse to speak of disgusting things because they disgust me! You understand, Boy?
and then what? after supper, music? whispers?	Mother, she's just a stranger... hungry, and the weather's bad...
mother, please...	And then what? After supper, music? Whispers?
i won't have you bringing strange young girls in for supper...  ...by candlelight, i suppose, in the cheap erotic fashion of young men with cheap, erotic minds!	Mother, please...
no mother.	You must've seen an illusion, Sam. Now, I know you're not the seeing- illusion type... But no woman was illusion there and I don't believe in ghosts, so there it is!
you didn't find anything.	Nothing. Here, let's clear the path.
yes! in the house behind the motel. i pounded and called but she... just ignored me.	And you want to tell me you saw Norman Bates' mother.
now wait a minute, sam. you sure you saw an old woman?	Yes! In the house behind the motel. I pounded and called but she... just ignored me.
was that all?	This detective was out there and Norman told him about the girl and the detective thanked him and went away.
he was out when i was there. if he's back he probably isn't even in bed yet.	He wasn't out when you were there. He just wasn't answering the door in the dead of night... like some people do. This fellow lives like a hermit...
everyone concerned thought... if they could get her to give back the money... they could avoid involving her with the police.	Explains the private detective. He traced her to the Bates place.  What'd he exactly say when he called you?
yes.	From what?
they thought she'd be coming to me.	Left Phoenix under her own steam?
that's the one that's got the coroner doing nightwork.	What--special autopsy?
did i?	That's the one that's got the coroner doing nightwork.
you didn't even mention the suicides. did you notice the beaut that came in today?	Did I?
yeah, between the gangsters and the autos, we won't need another war to carry off the population.	You didn't even mention the suicides. Did you notice the beaut that came in today?
by gosh, them stiffs are get- tin' heavier and more of 'em every day. they even got the coroner working overtime.	Yeah, between the gangsters and the autos, we won't need another war to carry off the population.
said &quot;doctor&quot;--[something]	[Was it] &quot;Meirschultz&quot;?
did she talk?	Said &quot;doctor&quot;--[something]
just before she died she came to--	Did she talk?
never mind your theories. was she ever conscious?	Just before she died she came to--
imagine--she was alive. what a horror. could have been buried alive. she must have run away from the morgue.	Never mind your theories. Was she ever conscious?
that's what i said. now, lis- ten to me. i want you to help me take this woman down stairs. i will give her a shot. you can take care of her till i get help.	How about me getting the help. She's quiet now, isn't she?
what do you mean &quot;our&quot;?	That's what I said. Now, lis- ten to me. I want you to help me take this woman down stairs. I will give her a shot. You can take care of her till I get help.
quiet, will you? this is ser- ious. our lives are in danger.	What do you mean &quot;our&quot;?
ha ha, <u>you</u> have been treating.	Quiet, will you? This is ser- ious. Our lives are in danger.
i knew there was a catch in this some place--but spill it. quiet and dramatic. maxwell in the other room, i have a crazy woman that i have been treating.	Ha ha, <U>you</U> have been treating.
no, i wouldn't be surprised at anything from you. winningly. maxwell now, honey--you are here in time to help me and you can--	I knew there was a catch in this some place--but spill it. Quiet and dramatic. MAXWELL In the other room, I have a crazy woman that I have been treating.
sure--i have one little job to accomplish, then we can leave together. no doubt you are surprised at this disguise.	No, I wouldn't be surprised at anything from you. Winningly. MAXWELL Now, honey--you are here in time to help me and you can--
then you knew of the inheritance?	Sure--I have one little job to accomplish, then we can leave together. No doubt you are surprised at this disguise.
[perfectly friendly, my dear.] at last, i have really a secure living for us. we can travel or anything we choose.	Then you knew of the inheritance?
so--friendly or otherwise--?	[Perfectly friendly, my dear.] At last, I have really a secure living for us. We can travel or anything we choose.
sh--sh--i want to have a few words with you quietly.	So--friendly or otherwise--?
gosh, you had me fooled.	Sh--sh--I want to have a few words with you quietly.
that's only natural. maxwell will be here around eight tonight.	Okay--I'll be here at eight.
don't tell him. i want to be the first to bring him the news.	That's only natural. Maxwell will be here around eight tonight.
i am certainly glad to hear it. i know he'll be pleased.	Don't tell him. I want to be the first to bring him the news.
he hardly knew of them him- self.  i believe it was his uncle in australia.	I am certainly glad to hear it. I know he'll be pleased.
you say a fortune. he never spoke to me of any rich relatives.	He hardly knew of them him- self.  I believe it was his uncle in Australia.
he's inherited a fortune.	You say a fortune. He never spoke to me of any rich relatives.
indeed, he has often told me.	He's inherited a fortune.
it is--you know what a struggle he's had.	Indeed, he has often told me.
no, not exactly. why the great anxiety? it must be something important.	It is--you know what a struggle he's had.
you mean he doesn't work for you?	No, not exactly. Why the great anxiety? It must be something important.
did you wish to see someone?	I understand my husband is-- your assistant. May I see him please?
yes--i can't stand it-- everybody wants papers-- oh, oh	Take him to the psychopathic hospital.
dr. meirschultz, too?	Yes--I can't stand it-- everybody wants papers-- oh, oh
papers--they all want me to sign papers.	Dr. Meirschultz, too?
tell me, just what you know of dr. meirschultz.	Papers--they all want me to sign papers.
no, no! i won't sign any pa- pers. you can't make me--	Hm--pressure-- To Buckley. That's all right. We'll talk later.
why, yes, to you, mr.--mr. --what?	I don't know--I can't tell--
you--a friend to me?	Why, yes, to you, Mr.--Mr. --what?
no, i don't want money. i only want to find out who you are and where you live. my business is finding peo- ple. not taking their money.	You--a friend to me?
maybe you want my money, too.	No, I don't want money. I only want to find out who you are and where you live. My business is finding peo- ple. Not taking their money.
who wants your money-- maybe i can help you.	Maybe you want my money, too.
no--i don't want to give any money. everybody wants money--i'm not going to give any money.	Who wants your money-- maybe I can help you.
what made you steal? are you hungry?	No--I don't want to give any money. Everybody wants money--I'm not going to give any money.
who are you? what is your name?	I don't know, [I tell you].
no-	Who are you? What is your name?
i know i am. why, i even heard a shot up there last night.	Why didn't you notify the police?
maybe you're right.	I know I am. Why, I even heard a shot up there last night.
it may be, but to my notion, those that monkeys with what they got no business to get queer sooner or later.	Maybe you're right.
that sounds to me very remarkable.	It may be, but to my notion, those that monkeys with what they got no business to get queer sooner or later.
sure--they're sorta queer, i'd say. they's lots of queer goings on up there. they even brought a dog back to life once.	That sounds to me very remarkable.
oh, him. he has a cat of his own. but his assistant--he's the cat-hatenest man i ever saw. goofy, if ya ast me.]	By the way--did you hear a shot last night?
but where do the rats come in?	You're not as quick as I thought. I figgered out that rats breed faster than cats-- cat skins make good fur-- The cats eat rats. Rats eat raw meat. That is, they eat the carcasses of the cats. So --the cats eat the rats--the rats eat the cats. And I get the skins--simple ain't it?
that's it. you get it quick.	But where do the rats come in?
oh, i see. cats' fur.	That's it. You get it quick.
oh, no. it's my own idea. i'm in the business. in the fur business.	Oh, I see. Cats' fur.
what' s the idea [of wanting so many] do you sell them [to the doctor]?	Oh, no. It's my own idea. I'm in the business. In the fur business.
sure, got thousand cats, too. look at 'em-- points to cages of cats.	What' s the idea [of wanting so many] do you sell them [to the doctor]?
thousands?	Sure, got thousand cats, too. Look at 'em-- Points to cages of cats.
yeah--thousands, and right in my back yard.	Thousands?
[lot of] how many cats you have--what's the matter-- rats?	Yeah--thousands, and right in my back yard.
he's been stealing my cats to experiment on [them]. i know cause i've been [watching] spying on him.	[Lot of] How many cats you have--what's the matter-- rats?
i understand from your neighbors that all [them] cats are making noise at night. dr. meirschultz has put in a complaint.	He's been stealing my cats to experiment on [them]. I know cause I've been [watching] spying on him.
oh, <u>i'm</u> crazy, am i? let me tell you something.  those women have--the gleam--	Come on, we're wasting time.
man, you're crazy. what kind of a place is this?	Oh, <U>I'm</U> crazy, am I? Let me tell you something.  Those women have--the gleam--
it won't do any good. they are a pair of would-be mur- deresses fighting it out.	Man, you're crazy. What kind of a place is this?
take me down there.	It won't do any good. They are a pair of would-be mur- deresses fighting it out.
oh, nothing. a cou- ple of my patients having a little argument.	Take me down there.
what's that?	Oh, nothing. A cou- ple of my patients having a little argument.
oh, nothing. he is crazy, that's all. i had a little trouble with him.	What's that?
yes. mr. buckley thinks you treated him a little rough. he's in the hospital. how about it?	Oh, nothing. He is crazy, that's all. I had a little trouble with him.
you here again?	Yes. Mr. Buckley thinks you treated him a little rough. He's in the hospital. How about it?
oh, just the basement. some day i intend to build an experimental laboratory down there. it will save me from intrusion.	I'd like to have a look.
what's down there?	Oh, just the basement. Some day I intend to build an experimental laboratory down there. It will save me from intrusion.
mind if i look around? seems to me you have car- ried on some interesting experiments. sure of himself but taking no chances. maxwell sure, i'll take you thru.	What's down there?
oh no. mostly research in endocrinology.	Mind if I look around? Seems to me you have car- ried on some interesting experiments. Sure of himself but taking no chances. MAXWELL Sure, I'll take you thru.
do you have many patients, doctor?	Oh no. Mostly research in endocrinology.
fine. mrs. buckley will be all right when she gets used to the idea.	Do you have many patients, doctor?
oh, yes, he's in good hands now.	Fine. Mrs. Buckley will be all right when she gets used to the idea.
yes indeed. he has been a <u>difficult</u> case. now that <u>you</u> have him in custody--you have him haven't you?	Oh, yes, he's in good hands now.
so--that's it. buckley took the body.	Yes indeed. He has been a <U>difficult</U> case. Now that <U>you</U> have him in custody--you have him haven't you?
why, buckley stole that body. that's what alarmed mrs. buckley so. i have been try- ing to get her to put buckley in an institution but she wants to keep him.	So--that's it. Buckley took the body.
yeah, he was picked up-- also the body from the morgue. say, what did you have to do with stealing that body?	Why, Buckley stole that body. That's what alarmed Mrs. Buckley so. I have been try- ing to get her to put Buckley in an institution but she wants to keep him.
well, news of buckley?	Yeah, he was picked up-- also the body from the morgue. Say, what did you have to do with stealing that body?
how do you do.	Well, news of Buckley?
by the way, where <u>is</u> your assistant?	Oh, Maxwell? He's left.
i'm detective jones. just dropped in to tell you a bit of news.	You found Buckley?
it sounds all right, except for the fact that she's crazy. it seems to me she has the right idea--.	Oh, so you feel that way too . Motions to other room. Stay in there--I'll call you when needed.
[something very important. i have been threatened;] mrs. maxwell, my assistant's wife, is crazy.  she thinks i mur- dered her husband. [she wants to murder me.] i want you to help me quiet her-- give her a shot from this hypo. [keep it hid till we get her] down in the basement-- there is a secret vault [there]. we will put her there till we get your husband--[then turn her over to the authorities. then we will both be free.]	It sounds all right, except for the fact that she's crazy. It seems to me she has the right idea--.
how? what can i do?	[Something very important. I have been threatened;] Mrs. Maxwell, my assistant's wife, is crazy.  She thinks I mur- dered her husband. [She wants to murder me.] I want you to help me quiet her-- give her a shot from this hypo. [Keep it hid till we get her] down in the basement-- there is a secret vault [there]. We will put her there till we get your husband--[then turn her over to the authorities. Then we will both be free.]
you are right. but before i can get him back here, you will have to help me.	How? What can I do?
you can't double-cross me like that.  you were to help me. you were to operate on him. you were going to put him under my power.	Not so fast, Mrs. Buckley. That was your idea!
i'm going to call the police.	No, you can't do that--they'll get suspicious--
what are you going to do?	I'm going to call the police.
dr. meirschultz, please.	He isn't here.
yes!	Nonsense! ... It's here! ... Your blood ...
you're losing your blood?	Yes!
i'm losing my blood!	You're losing your blood?
what is it now?	I'm losing my blood!
the wound is bleeding!	Go to sleep!
what is it?	The wound is bleeding!
yes!	The master ... is asleep!
your father?	Yes!
that called ... commanded ...	What did it say?
that spoke to you?	That called ... commanded ...
a voice ...	That spoke to you?
what were you dreaming about?	A voice ...
no?	No!  Good night!
there's no child here, and no dogs either.	No?
but ... the dogs...	There's no child here, and no dogs either.
there's no child here.	But ... the dogs...
yes.	There's no child here.
the child!	Yes.
yes, the child ...	The child!
did you hear?	Yes, the child ...
another fragment of the diary is shown [having to do with vampires].	The blood transfusion is completed. While Marc himself is looking after the patient, the nurse leads Nikolas into an adjoining room, where she makes him sit down and prepares his bandage. The doctor stands bending over Lone.
the blood transfusion continues. marc has positioned himself outside the circle of light from the lamp, so that he can see nikolas in bright light, while he himself sits in the dark. nikolas watches lone's face anxiously and closely during her struggle with death. life slowly seems to return to her, and her breathing becomes more peaceful. she opens her eyes and looks at the people round her, but she is much too enfeebled to speak, and closes her eyes again. marc keeps a close watch on nikolas, who grows paler and paler. his eyes swivel slowly from nikolas to the patient and back to nikolas again.	Another fragment of the diary is shown [having to do with vampires].
joseph is reading the diary, which arouses his interest more and more. it is as if he finds a connection between what he reads and the fearful events that have taken place around him. an extract from the diary is shown.	The blood transfusion continues. Marc has positioned himself outside the circle of light from the lamp, so that he can see Nikolas in bright light, while he himself sits in the dark. Nikolas watches Lone's face anxiously and closely during her struggle with death. Life slowly seems to return to her, and her breathing becomes more peaceful. She opens her eyes and looks at the people round her, but she is much too enfeebled to speak, and closes her eyes again. Marc keeps a close watch on Nikolas, who grows paler and paler. His eyes swivel slowly from Nikolas to the patient and back to Nikolas again.
the blood transfusion is now in progress. the only words are curt orders like: 'now! - quickly! - that's enough! - give it to me! - sit still!' etc.	Joseph is reading the diary, which arouses his interest more and more. It is as if he finds a connection between what he reads and the fearful events that have taken place around him. An extract from the diary is shown.
joseph returns from the room where gisle is. he has evidently succeeded in calming her. he goes and sits in the chair where nikolas sat. he rests his head in his hand. he sees the open diary and begins reading it.	The blood transfusion is now in progress. The only words are curt orders like: 'Now! - Quickly! - That's enough! - Give it to me! - Sit still!' etc.
by the time we return there, all the preparations for the blood transfusion are completed.	Joseph returns from the room where Gisle is. He has evidently succeeded in calming her. He goes and sits in the chair where Nikolas sat. He rests his head in his hand. He sees the open diary and begins reading it.
you lie!	It's Igor at the Wax Museum! You'll find your judge embalmed in wax! He's a statue of Voltaire, with all the other corpses! The whole place is a morgue -- do you hear? -- a morgue!
no -- the only thing i did for him was to keep track of the man named worth that runs the place where you arrested me tonight.	You lie!
but you were in on it -- you worked for him.	No -- the only thing I did for him was to keep track of the man named Worth that runs the place where you arrested me tonight.
no -- i didn't. it was igor at the waxworks.	But you were in on it -- you worked for him.
you killed him!  come on with the rest of it. you killed him!	No -- I didn't. It was Igor at the waxworks.
i think so.	Well, thank goodness, that's settled.
if you're going to be indiscreet, i wish you'd be a little more discreet about it. rich men, like winton, love you and leave you.	Yeah, but they leave you plenty.
no? give me a chance, baby. money is music in my ears, and when his old man kicks off there'll be a million dollar tune.	If you're going to be indiscreet, I wish you'd be a little more discreet about it. Rich men, like Winton, love you and leave you.
you wouldn't get mixed up with that little rotter, would you?	No? Give me a chance, baby. Money is music in my ears, and when his old man kicks off there'll be a million dollar tune.
i'm hungry. i'll eat the first child i see. and i've an appointment with young winton at 8:30.	You wouldn't get mixed up with that little rotter, would you?
what's the rush? there's no first act. they'll all be there and we don't have to appear at any particular time.	I'm hungry. I'll eat the first child I see. And I've an appointment with young Winton at 8:30.
ouch! eat? you can do a solo if you don't step on it. i'm going to bow out on you.	What's the rush? There's no first act. They'll all be there and we don't have to appear at any particular time.
why didn't you eat last night?	Ouch! Eat? You can do a solo if you don't step on it. I'm going to bow out on you.
i can't convince the inner woman that we can wait. she's howling for a bit of ground beef before we drop in on santa claus and the other dummies. i've only had a cup of coffee since last night.	Why didn't you eat last night?
there's no hurry. it's early.	I can't convince the inner woman that we can wait. She's howling for a bit of ground beef before we drop in on Santa Claus and the other dummies. I've only had a cup of coffee since last night.
but what about lunch?	I'll have it for supper.  So long.
you think money is the only requisite. it happens that the poor people are happier.	Then marry Ralph ... you'll be the happiest couple in the world.
he can look like a chimpanzee and act like an igorot but he must have dough -- plenty of dough.	You think money is the only requisite. It happens that the poor people are happier.
you would.	He can look like a chimpanzee and act like an igorot but he must have dough -- plenty of dough.
all right, you raise the kids -- i'll raise the roof. i'd rather die with an athletic heart from shaking cocktails and bankers, than expire in a pan of dirty dish water.	You would.
i don't agree with you.	All right, you raise the kids -- I'll raise the roof. I'd rather die with an athletic heart from shaking cocktails and bankers, than expire in a pan of dirty dish water.
i've been in love so many times my heart is calloused ... but i've never hit one with dough. this love-in-an-attic isn't my idea of a way to spend a pleasant afternoon.	I don't agree with you.
i don't think you could have a real affair. you couldn't care for anyone.	I've been in love so many times my heart is calloused ... but I've never hit one with dough. This love-in-an-attic isn't my idea of a way to spend a pleasant afternoon.
i don't have any affairs. what do you mean?	I don't think you could have a real affair. You couldn't care for anyone.
did you? where?	In the can.  The hoosegow! Mrs. Winton's little boy. The Pawk Avenue Wintons, you know ... and plenty of do-re-mi.  He's in the jail-house now ...
i met one last night ... all the money this side of peoria.	Did you? Where?
i don't see any big-moneyed boys running after you.	I met one last night ... all the money this side of Peoria.
i just had a picture of you telling a landlady some day that you didn't have the rent, but ralph is awful sweet.	I don't see any big-moneyed boys running after you.
what are you laughing at?	I just had a picture of you telling a landlady some day that you didn't have the rent, but Ralph is awful sweet.
i wish you wouldn't be so sarcastic about ralph. he's the sweetest kid i know.	What are you laughing at?
i wondered. did he invite you to lunch, or did you invite him?	I wish you wouldn't be so sarcastic about Ralph. He's the sweetest kid I know.
yes, why?	I wondered. Did he invite you to lunch, or did you invite him?
that's the way i feel about it.	I'm glad you told me. Good night, Mr. Burton.
so that's the way it is?	That's the way I feel about it.
well, that's just how stupid i am. when you go riding, it will be with me. and if it's with someone else, you can make it a permanent arrangement.	So that's the way it is?
i'd call it stupid at any time.	Well, that's just how stupid I am. When you go riding, it will be with me. And if it's with someone else, you can make it a permanent arrangement.
you wouldn't have said that before you met her.	I'd call it stupid at any time.
are we going to have the same quarrel over again?	I'm not quarreling, only ...
don't kid yourself -- she means it.	Are we going to have the same quarrel over again?
she thinks it's funny to talk the way she does, but--	Don't kid yourself -- she means it.
well, i do say it.	She thinks it's funny to talk the way she does, but--
i won't let you say that!	Well, I do say it.
what's nice about her? ... a hard-boiled little gold digger.	I won't let you say that!
nonsense. she's one of the nicest girls i know.	What's nice about her? ... a hard-boiled little gold digger.
she isn't anybody's friend, and i don't like you living with her. she's a bad influence.	Nonsense. She's one of the nicest girls I know.
but why? she's the best friend i've got.	She isn't anybody's friend, and I don't like you living with her. She's a bad influence.
why, certainly, sir. my fiance. charlotte, may i present mr. igor.	Delighted, I'm sure.
disappoint me? why, what do you mean, dear?	Well, you see, the old chap is pretty anxious to open on schedule. All of his advertising announced the opening tonight.
please, oh, please, i haven't done anything to hurt you.	And I have no desire to hurt you. You will always be beautiful. Think, my child, in a thousand years you will be as lovely as you are now.
we have found immortality, you and i. you must not be afraid.	Ralph! Ralph!
let me go! let me go!	We have found immortality, you and I. You must not be afraid.
oh, please, mr. igor, i'm terribly ashamed. i shouldn't have put you to so much trouble.	It is no trouble at all, my child. This is the strange, vicarious pleasure that remains for me -- to see others enjoy the beauty I used to create.  My footing is not too secure.
i'd love to.	Oh, please, Mr. Igor, I'm terribly ashamed. I shouldn't have put you to so much trouble.
and he will probably demand the life of anyone who agrees with you. let him think it was his fault ... he should be along very shortly .. . but be very stern before you forgive him, especially if it is your fault  ...  while you're waiting for your friend, would you like to see some new figures i have downstairs?	I'd love to.
but it was really my fault.	And he will probably demand the life of anyone who agrees with you. Let him think it was his fault ... He should be along very shortly .. . But be very stern before you forgive him, especially if it is your fault  ...  While you're waiting for your friend, would you like to see some new figures I have downstairs?
oh, you children, you happy children. you've quarreled and now you're going to be friends again. and that is as it should be. never let any stupid misunderstandings come between you.	But it was really my fault.
no -- i -- wanted to speak to ralph. we had a silly argument last night and i said something unkind.	Oh, you children, you happy children. You've quarreled and now you're going to be friends again. And that is as it should be. Never let any stupid misunderstandings come between you.
oh! so, my little friend, you have honored me by accepting my invitation of last night.	No -- I -- wanted to speak to Ralph. We had a silly argument last night and I said something unkind.
oh! mr. igor! -- i'm so glad you're here -- i don't know why i should be, but i was a little bit afraid.	Oh! So, my little friend, you have honored me by accepting my invitation of last night.
but i think these things are beautiful.	They are.  My boy, I think you are right. Everyone is tired out today and now that we have seen my doors open in a new country, I am beginning to realize that I am a little tired myself. You can call that fellow in from the front. I think we'll close for the night.
we'll be coming to the opening.	At any time. You will always be welcome.
although you would be amused if i were to tell you that i knew you before you were born. before this terrible thing happened to me ...  ... i made a very beautiful statue. even if i had not met with this disaster, i could never have hoped to do anything finer, probably nothing quite so fine. and, my child, you are that figure come to life. i wonder, some time, would you pose for one of my sculptors who does very excellent work?	I'd love to, at any time.
thank you.	Although you would be amused if I were to tell you that I knew you before you were born. Before this terrible thing happened to me ...  ... I made a very beautiful statue. Even if I had not met with this disaster, I could never have hoped to do anything finer, probably nothing quite so fine. And, my child, you are that figure come to life. I wonder, some time, would you pose for one of my sculptors who does very excellent work?
if you will forgive this poor, crippled stump, my dear, i am very happy to know you.	Thank you.
hey, what do you think you're doing? put that stuff back!	Nothing doing. This is my percentage. You birds are going to get yours. And anyhow, I found this dump.
you mean he was colored?	I don't know what he was, but he made Frankenstein look like a lily!
not a very good one, i guess. he wasn't like anything human. he hobbled and swayed like a monkey, and the face, from the glimpse i got of it in the light from the street, was like an african war mask.	You mean he was colored?
it happens that i'm the law.	How quaint. But I can go any place you can.
whatever you are, you're the only one of it.	It happens that I'm the law.
what do you think i am?	Whatever you are, you're the only one of it.
listen, copper, get a load of this. while you're chinning yourself on a bar rail, i run down this story ... my story. consider yourself my assistant.	What do you think I am?
are you giving me this straight?	Don't take my word for it. Get down there yourself and give a look.
i'm not kidding. joan gale's body is packed in the box in the basement, and i saw the most horrible thing down there.	Are you giving me this straight?
hello, express. what's the idea, trying to outsmart the police?	I'm not kidding. Joan Gale's body is packed in the box in the basement, and I saw the most horrible thing down there.
the body of joan gale!	Hello, Express. What's the idea, trying to outsmart the police?
what! what are you talking about?	The body of Joan Gale!
that's what i said.	I'm going to get even with you, you dirty stiff! I'll do it!
listen, stupid, could i do anything that would possibly meet with your approval?	Yes, you could. Cut out this rotten business and act like a lady. Marry me.
what goofy idea have you got now? don't tell me you suspect judge ramsey of stealing the body.	I'm going to make you eat dirt, you soap bubble! I'm going to make you beg for somebody to help you let go!
was there any art on judge ramsey?	What goofy idea have you got now? Don't tell me you suspect Judge Ramsey of stealing the body.
go on, little girl, take your troubles somewhere else. i don't feel like talking to you.	Was there any art on Judge Ramsey?
say, you're always razzing everything i do, but this is one time i'm in.	Go on, little girl, take your troubles somewhere else. I don't feel like talking to you.
what do you mean -- haywire? you start out after murderers and come back with three-for-a-dime bootleggers. you start to solve murder mysteries and break up crap games. you're grand! i'm for you! stupendous!	Say, you're always razzing everything I do, but this is one time I'm in.
this one's a story, but i'm not going to tell you what it is. every time i tell you anything it goes haywire.	What do you mean -- haywire? You start out after murderers and come back with three-for-a-dime bootleggers. You start to solve murder mysteries and break up crap games. You're grand! I'm for you! Stupendous!
you here again like an evil spirit to mar my happiness?	This one's a story, but I'm not going to tell you what it is. Every time I tell you anything it goes haywire.
mit me, kid. i've got a classic.	You here again like an evil spirit to mar my happiness?
almost certain.	Almost! I'll still bet I'm right, and let you write your own ticket.
no kiddin'?	Almost certain.
that dear, innocent judge ramsey that you were so sure got bumped off for knowing too much has been located in south america.	No kiddin'?
what do you mean?	That dear, innocent Judge Ramsey that you were so sure got bumped off for knowing too much has been located in South America.
oh, by the way, another pet theory of yours just blew up.	What do you mean?
all right, master mind.  but there's something cockeyed about that joint and i'm going to find out what it is.	Oh, by the way, another pet theory of yours just blew up.
come down to earth. do you think they would dare do anything like that? don't you think they'd know that figure would be recognized? shake your head real hard -- you'll be all right.	All right, Master Mind.  But there's something cockeyed about that joint and I'm going to find out what it is.
let it go.	Come down to earth. Do you think they would dare do anything like that? Don't you think they'd know that figure would be recognized? Shake your head real hard -- you'll be all right.
work that up into a comic strip and syndicate it.	Let it go.
and it came to life and divorced you. i know all about that. now my idea is this: somebody swipes the girl's body, takes impression, makes a mold, produces wax figure ... bingo! ... peddles it to this old skate down there!	Work that up into a comic strip and syndicate it.
i used to be married to one.	And it came to life and divorced you. I know all about that. Now my idea is this: Somebody swipes the girl's body, takes impression, makes a mold, produces wax figure ... Bingo! ... Peddles it to this old skate down there!
listen, jo-jo. does this mean anything to you? joan gale's body swiped from the morgue -- did you ever hear of such a thing as a death mask?	I used to be married to one.
about the gale girl, i mean. where do we go from there? what of it?	Listen, Jo-jo. Does this mean anything to you? Joan Gale's body swiped from the morgue -- Did you ever hear of such a thing as a death mask?
what!	About the Gale girl, I mean. Where do we go from there? What of it?
we'll grant that.	What!
just this -- i got a look at that dump a little while ago and if they haven't got a wax figure of joan gale in that line-up, then i'm crazy.	We'll grant that.
no kiddin'. what's your idea?	Just this -- I got a look at that dump a little while ago and if they haven't got a wax figure of Joan Gale in that line-up, then I'm crazy.
all right, you poor baboon, you can guess the rest of it!	No kiddin'. What's your idea?
well, you can't blame a guy for getting a little breathless with a scoop like that.	All right, you poor baboon, you can guess the rest of it!
i asked you to keep your trap shut!	Well, you can't blame a guy for getting a little breathless with a scoop like that.
now don't that call for an extra!	I asked you to keep your trap shut!
jim, there's a little hokey-pokey wax museum opening up down on 14th street.	Now don't that call for an extra!
all right, wise guy. go ahead. spill it.	Jim, there's a little hokey-pokey wax museum opening up down on 14th Street.
listen, jim -- and if you wisecrack while i'm talking i'll crown you with the inkwell.	All right, wise guy. Go ahead. Spill it.
well, no one would ever suspect it. you don't sound right.	Listen, Jim -- and if you wisecrack while I'm talking I'll crown you with the inkwell.
i am right! i know i'm right!	Well, no one would ever suspect it. You don't sound right.
well, why so mysterious! come on, spill it.	So you can give me an argument and tell me I'm wrong. Don't be sil, Kid.
i want to see the original pictures of joan gale.	Hey, Mattie, dig into the morgue and send up all the art you have on Joan Gale.
come in, prussic acid. what's on your mind?	I want to see the original pictures of Joan Gale.
which one is me? the horse?	Get out of here.
no, there's another point i want to iron out.	Sleep on it ... we'll get it tomorrow.
great! ... if he's worthless we'll give him away as a bridge prize. come on -- beat it. it's five o'clock. you need some sleep.	No, there's another point I want to iron out.
on the square, jimmy, if you'd seen winton down there -- i'm not holding a brief for him -- maybe he's a dirty pup, but he's scared and hysterical -- and so kinda dumb and worthless ...	Great! ... If he's worthless we'll give him away as a bridge prize. Come on -- beat it. It's five o'clock. You need some sleep.
hey, come here, sob-sister!	Nope, I'm through!
all right, you said i was fired. well, i quit! give the assignment to somebody else.	Hey, come here, Sob-sister!
you cannot. i'm still editor of this sheet.	All right, you said I was fired. Well, I quit! Give the assignment to somebody else.
well, that's got nothing to do with this case. can i handle this my way?	You cannot. I'm still editor of this sheet.
whooey -- he took a run-out powder.	Well, that's got nothing to do with this case. Can I handle this my way?
or was bumped off by someone who was afraid of him.	Whooey -- he took a run-out powder.
except that he disappeared when things got too hot.	Or was bumped off by someone who was afraid of him.
and they never proved anything against him.	Except that he disappeared when things got too hot.
oh, you won't -- you were pretty tough about judge ramsey -- a little while ago --	And they never proved anything against him.
well, i won't work on it from that angle.	Oh, you won't -- you were pretty tough about Judge Ramsey -- a little while ago --
you don't think he'd be sap enough to do the job himself. i hope they give him the works. even if he didn't kill the kid, he's responsible for her death, and they can fry him any time without making me sore.	Well, I won't work on it from that angle.
well, anyway, he couldn't have copped that body -- he was in jail.	You don't think he'd be sap enough to do the job himself. I hope they give him the works. Even if he didn't kill the kid, he's responsible for her death, and they can fry him any time without making me sore.
i'm glad to hear it. when did you go in for crusading in the cause of justice? this lousy mug, with all the money in the world, has had two or three nasty affairs. he's kept out o' print because his great- grandfather was smarter than the indians.	Well, anyway, he couldn't have copped that body -- he was in jail.
you give me a pain!	I'm glad to hear it. When did you go in for crusading in the cause of justice? This lousy mug, with all the money in the world, has had two or three nasty affairs. He's kept out o' print because his great- grandfather was smarter than the Indians.
he's getting a break, ain't he? he's front page.	You give me a pain!
no, i mean it. i think this kid's entitled to a break.	He's getting a break, ain't he? He's front page.
and ruin a perfectly good story? don't be silly.	No, I mean it. I think this kid's entitled to a break.
i wouldn't be trying, beloved. i would hang him! and another thing, all this gaga about the body disappearing. eight bodies have been stolen in new york within the last eighteen months. doesn't it seem more reasonable to hook this up from that angle?	And ruin a perfectly good story? Don't be silly.
why the goose pimples? if he wasn't social register -- if it was somebody like me, you'd be trying to hang him.	I wouldn't be trying, beloved. I would hang him! And another thing, all this gaga about the body disappearing. Eight bodies have been stolen in New York within the last eighteen months. Doesn't it seem more reasonable to hook this up from that angle?
if this kid was some unknown soda jerker, they wouldn't have pinched him. but he's george winton and they're playing him up. it's a roman holiday for every paper hat editor in new york.	Why the goose pimples? If he wasn't social register -- if it was somebody like me, you'd be trying to hang him.
well, ain't that a shame. nice little chappie that wouldn't harm a fly ... everybody picking on the little fellow.	If this kid was some unknown soda jerker, they wouldn't have pinched him. But he's George Winton and they're playing him up. It's a Roman holiday for every paper hat editor in New York.
that is none of our business.  but you bring me something for the next edition if it's only a recipe for spaghetti!	Quick, Watson, the cookbook!
and how does one go about getting these human documents, may i inquire?	That is none of our business.  But you bring me something for the next edition if it's only a recipe for spaghetti!
all right, what about it? we get out a paper just the same. did you ever stop to think of that?	Well, is it my fault if nothing happens?
what do you mean, you poor ham! this is new year's!	All right, what about it? We get out a paper just the same. Did you ever stop to think of that?
i'm through clowning. you're all washed up. get out!	What do you mean, you poor ham! This is New Year's!
meaning what?	That you're a sure bet to place in the bread line. There's no room on this rag for the purely ornamental. You're easy on the eyes and pretty conceited about it.
great. consider yourself crippled -- financially. see if you can jar your charming friends loose from enough to eat on.	Meaning what?
charming. more delightful people crippled.	Great. Consider yourself crippled -- financially. See if you can jar your charming friends loose from enough to eat on.
yeah.  have a pleasant vacation?	Charming. More delightful people crippled.
where did you get the news item?  from a little bird?	Yeah.  Have a pleasant vacation?
been doing experiments with scotch and soda again?	Where did you get the news item?  From a little bird?
as i live and breathe and wear spats ... the prince.	Been doing experiments with Scotch and soda again?
you used to go to worth's place a whole lot. what makes you sure it wasn't there?	Well, maybe it was. I don't remember.  You got to do something for me, I can't stand it any longer -- I can't!
no, sir, i'm sure it wasn't there.	You used to go to Worth's place a whole lot. What makes you sure it wasn't there?
you didn't happen to be going to worth's place, did you?	No, sir, I'm sure it wasn't there.
don't remember what day that was, do you?	No, sir. About three months ago.
i don't remember. not so very far--	Don't remember what day that was, do you?
where were you going when you got in that cab?	I don't remember. Not so very far--
yes, sir. i got in the cab and it was layin' there on the floor.	Where were you going when you got in that cab?
it's all yours.	Thanks.
don't give this to anybody else, will you?	It's all yours.
there's an autopsy ordered at bellevue immediately. you better skip over there.	Don't give this to anybody else, will you?
make it snappy, colonel.	There's an autopsy ordered at Bellevue immediately. You better skip over there.
nothing. only she may have tried to blackmail him. you know such things have happened. anyway, he was at her apartment a few hours before she was found dead.	Hotcha! Saved, one job!
what does that prove?	Nothing. Only she may have tried to blackmail him. You know such things have happened. Anyway, he was at her apartment a few hours before she was found dead.
why would i string y'? they were sweeties until a month ago.	What does that prove?
say, if you're stringin' me, old-timer ...	Why would I string y'? They were sweeties until a month ago.
don't they? he's down at the tombs right now.	Say, if you're stringin' me, Old-Timer ...
they don't suspect <i>him</i>?	Don't they? He's down at The Tombs right now.
that's the one.	They don't suspect <I>him</I>?
old howard winton's cub?	That's the one.
do you know george winton?	Old Howard Winton's cub?
no foolin' -- any suspect?	Do you know George Winton?
oh, yeah? maybe she didn't commit suicide. she may have been murdered!	No foolin' -- any suspect?
yes, she committed suicide yesterday. that's not news. i heard about it last year.	Oh, yeah? Maybe she didn't commit suicide. She may have been murdered!
i've got a story for you. you know the joan gale girl?	Yes, she committed suicide yesterday. That's not news. I heard about it last year.
i've got to make news, if i have to bite a dog.  hey, kelly! oh, mi gosh, even he walked out on me.	I've got a story for you. You know the Joan Gale girl?
no kiddin'.	I've got to make news, if I have to bite a dog.  Hey, Kelly! Oh, mi gosh, even he walked out on me.
i'm people which the old year saw out. i'm canned, fired!	No kiddin'.
fine. you're the first reporter in here for two hours. you people seeing the old year out?	I'm people which the old year saw out. I'm canned, fired!
how's every little thing?	Fine. You're the first reporter in here for two hours. You people seeing the old year out?
call the homicide squad!	How's every little thing?
stories scarcer than caviar at a street cleaner's banquet, and he says, bring me a yarn. all i have to do is get a story.	Here's a wow.
i told you he was a sore.	Stories scarcer than caviar at a street cleaner's banquet, and he says, bring me a yarn. All I have to do is get a story.
listen, flo, cut it out. hard-tack is pretty sore.	Ain't that something. The mad monk of Manhattan. Here goes nothing.  Listen to the animal cracker roar like a lion.
plain-clothes man.  come on, slaves, drink and be merry for tomorrow you might be appointed correspondent to washington ... a fate worse than death.	Listen, Flo, cut it out. Hard-Tack is pretty sore.
what do you mean police dog?	Plain-clothes man.  Come on, slaves, drink and be merry for tomorrow you might be appointed correspondent to Washington ... a fate worse than death.
he's not a stag hound. his name is kelly and he's a police dog.	What do you mean police dog?
where'd you get the stag hound?	He's not a stag hound. His name is Kelly and he's a police dog.
ralph, come here a minute, will you?	Better cut that out.  That's what happens to girls who bite their nails.  What's wrong?
gee, that's great. after the bad opening that night the old boy was pretty blue. this will pep him up. have you told him about it?	No. I wanted to do it without saying anything. I think he's worth it.
well, i'll tell you a secret. i kinda like the old gent and i'm trying to build a special sunday magazine story out of him. it might help him a whole lot. but that's a side issue -- something i do on my own time.	Gee, that's great. After the bad opening that night the old boy was pretty blue. This will pep him up. Have you told him about it?
i guess so. but wouldn't it be better for you to wait until the old man's here?	Well, I'll tell you a secret. I kinda like the old gent and I'm trying to build a special Sunday Magazine story out of him. It might help him a whole lot. But that's a side issue -- something I do on my own time.
i'm after news, as usual. i wonder if it would be all right for me to slip in and look around your factory?	I guess so. But wouldn't it be better for you to wait until the old man's here?
what are you people doing out in the middle of the night?	I'm after news, as usual. I wonder if it would be all right for me to slip in and look around your factory?
nix, flo -- he won't let you in and you'll only get me in dutch.	Horsefeathers!
who? old santa claus there? that's easy for anyone with my sex appeal. he's a pushover. watch me stand that old dodo on his ear.	Nix, Flo -- he won't let you in and you'll only get me in Dutch.
no use. he's a crab, i tell you.	Who? Old Santa Claus there? That's easy for anyone with my sex appeal. He's a pushover. Watch me stand that old dodo on his ear.
he might get some publicity out of it.	No use. He's a crab, I tell you.
gee, honey-bunch, i'm sorry -- i'm going to have to disappoint you.	Don't worry -- she'll get used to it.
fine, thanks.	Gee, honey-bunch, I'm sorry -- I'm going to have to disappoint you.
what is it? what happened?	Don't ask any questions. Come on!
heaven knows. a lot.	Well, that being the case, I'll take it up with the board of directors. Hey, listen, aviator, here we are!
how much money have you got?	Heaven knows. A lot.
you don't believe me. you think i'm just talking. will you marry me?	How much money have you got?
oh, is that what caused it?	You don't believe me. You think I'm just talking. Will you marry me?
no, really -- i'm crazy about you.	Oh, is that what caused it?
it doesn't usually take that long, but i'll forgive you -- you were in a tough spot when i met you.	No, really -- I'm crazy about you.
i suppose this is going to sound absurd. i've only known you twenty-four hours, but i'm in love with you.	It doesn't usually take that long, but I'll forgive you -- you were in a tough spot when I met you.
--and so determined to live that i'm going to get out and take a taxi if you don't watch where you're going.	I suppose this is going to sound absurd. I've only known you twenty-four hours, but I'm in love with you.
you go in for dangerous things.	Darned if I don't!
why?	You go in for dangerous things.
there she is! you'll find joan gale in that box.	No -- No -- I -- I -- I don't want to see it.
please. i'm sorry. i'll see it through. what do you want me to do?	I told you what to do. Drive around the corner out of sight of the house. I want to get a closer look at the place.
all right, brother. then you can go to some nice warm place, and i don't mean california.	Please. I'm sorry. I'll see it through. What do you want me to do?
i told you i didn't want to mix in it.	All right, brother. Then you can go to some nice warm place, and I don't mean California.
what! and let every rag in town grab a red-hot story? not so you could notice it! now, look, i want you to drive me around the corner and wait for me.	I told you I didn't want to mix in it.
not even then. the police are the proper people to conduct this affair. now if you've got any suspicions i'll drive you to the nearest police station.	What! And let every rag in town grab a red-hot story? Not so you could notice it! Now, look, I want you to drive me around the corner and wait for me.
not even if it gives you a clean bill of health?	Not even then. The police are the proper people to conduct this affair. Now if you've got any suspicions I'll drive you to the nearest police station.
now look here. it's not up to us to do our own detective work. i've had enough trouble over this matter. i don't want anything more to do with it.	Not even if it gives you a clean bill of health?
who'd steal her body?	That's what they're going to ask you.
that happens to be the truth.	Who'd steal her body?
then why are you telling me a crazy lie? ...	That happens to be the truth.
hold on, hold on. i'm trying to help you, if you're on the square, and i think you are.	Then why are you telling me a crazy lie? ...
stolen! what are you trying to do to me? ... you're working with the police! ... you're trying to make me say something that can be used against me! you're trying ...	Hold on, hold on. I'm trying to help you, if you're on the square, and I think you are.
well, let's get back to the case in hand. they ordered an autopsy and discovered her body had been stolen from the morgue.	Stolen! What are you trying to do to me? ... You're working with the police! ... You're trying to make me say something that can be used against me! You're trying ...
no.  why didn't i take her out somewhere? but she was laughing and seemed so happy.	Well, let's get back to the case in hand. They ordered an autopsy and discovered her body had been stolen from the morgue.
you weren't going with her?	No.  Why didn't I take her out somewhere? But she was laughing and seemed so happy.
we planned a trip for her. i was going to send her to bermuda.	You weren't going with her?
i see. was that all she said?	We planned a trip for her. I was going to send her to Bermuda.
she laughed and told me that we were being silly, that we didn't care for each other any more but we needn't hate each other ...  ... she said she wanted to be friends.	I see. Was that all she said?
uh-huh. do you remember what she said? what did you talk about?	She laughed and told me that we were being silly, that we didn't care for each other any more but we needn't hate each other ...  ... She said she wanted to be friends.
they didn't give me a chance. we had a couple of drinks and she was all right then. she seemed happy.	Uh-huh. Do you remember what she said? What did you talk about?
hmmm. why didn't you tell that to the police?	They didn't give me a chance. We had a couple of drinks and she was all right then. She seemed happy.
for a few minutes the afternoon before -- before --	Hmmm. Why didn't you tell that to the police?
your dad has stood for plenty. now let's get down to cases. when did you see the dale girl last?	For a few minutes the afternoon before -- before --
my lawyers will be on the job in a little while, and i warn you people anything you print about me you've got to prove. dad won't stand for--	Your dad has stood for plenty. Now let's get down to cases. When did you see the Dale girl last?
that's what i said.	My lawyers will be on the job in a little while, and I warn you people anything you print about me you've got to prove. Dad won't stand for--
cry-baby?	That's what I said.
listen, kid. you're in a tough spot, and you can make it a whole lot easier for yourself if you cut out the cry-baby stuff --	Cry-baby?
yes, sure, that's fine. while i'm proving my innocence, you people are going to uncover every petty kid trick i ever did ... you're going to write editorials about every cocktail i ever drank. anything that any sane, normal person might have done will have a sinister meaning, if i did it.  go on! get out! i don't want to talk to you!	Listen, kid. You're in a tough spot, and you can make it a whole lot easier for yourself if you cut out the cry-baby stuff --
come on, old man, that won't do. you know you're innocent until proven guilty.	Yes, sure, that's fine. While I'm proving my innocence, you people are going to uncover every petty kid trick I ever did ... you're going to write editorials about every cocktail I ever drank. Anything that any sane, normal person might have done will have a sinister meaning, if I did it.  Go on! Get out! I don't want to talk to you!
yeah. i suppose you people will crucify me for something i didn't do.  i didn't! you understand that! ... i didn't do it! she -- tried before --	Come on, old man, that won't do. You know you're innocent until proven guilty.
good night, sir.	Good night.  And I am very grateful to you.
it will always afford me great pleasure to see you.	Good night, sir.
i regret i can't spend the time i'd like with your exhibition, but i'm going to worry the life out of you when i come back.	It will always afford me great pleasure to see you.
you will have won the undying gratitude of us all.  is that not so, marie antoinette?	I regret I can't spend the time I'd like with your exhibition, but I'm going to worry the life out of you when I come back.
she will undoubtedly keep her promise. if you'll grant me the privilege, i'd like to submit this work to the royal academy when i get back.	You will have won the undying gratitude of us all.  Is that not so, Marie Antoinette?
my partner believes that i should build a horror chamber, immortalizing the hideous crimes and criminals of london. at such times marie antoinette has reassured me, she has promised me recognition for the devotion i gave to her.	She will undoubtedly keep her promise. If you'll grant me the privilege, I'd like to submit this work to the Royal Academy when I get back.
even those delicate veins, the texture of this flesh -- i have never seen anything more exquisite.	My partner believes that I should build a horror chamber, immortalizing the hideous crimes and criminals of London. At such times Marie Antoinette has reassured me, she has promised me recognition for the devotion I gave to her.
you are too gracious. these things have some merit, i suspect ... but this--  ... i am convinced, is fine.	Even those delicate veins, the texture of this flesh -- I have never seen anything more exquisite.
you're insane.	Not at all -- let me show you how easily it can be done.
well, what do you think i'm in this for?  think of it, man, a match -- a cigar stub -- and ten thousand pounds to divide between us!	You're insane.
and they are welcome to them. to perpetuate such creatures is to celebrate their crimes.	Well, what do you think I'm in this for?  Think of it, man, a match -- a cigar stub -- and ten thousand pounds to divide between us!
you've got to permit it! whose fault is it that no one comes here? the museum at walston lane does well enough, and why? they've got jack the ripper, burke and hare, the mad butcher, the demon barber of fleet street and things people pay to see.	And they are welcome to them. To perpetuate such creatures is to celebrate their crimes.
and you think i will permit this, my friend?	You've got to permit it! Whose fault is it that no one comes here? The museum at Walston Lane does well enough, and why? They've got Jack the Ripper, Burke and Hare, the Mad Butcher, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street and things people pay to see.
i'm not asking you anything. i'm telling you what i'm going to do!	And you think I will permit this, my friend?
i want the money back i've thrown into this rubbish heap.	You are asking to burn these people ... you are asking? ...
a fire! is this your idea of humor, my friend?	I want the money back I've thrown into this rubbish heap.
yes, there's our way out. a fire in this place would give us ten thousand pounds.	A fire! Is this your idea of humor, my friend?
fire insurance!	Yes, there's our way out. A fire in this place would give us ten thousand pounds.
no -- i'm lying to amuse myself!  now look here, i've an idea that will get us out of all this. we haven't twopence between us, but we've got these.	Fire insurance!
is that a fact?	No -- I'm lying to amuse myself!  Now look here, I've an idea that will get us out of all this. We haven't twopence between us, but we've got these.
something important has got to come of it! do you know that the rent on this place isn't paid?	Is that a fact?
your money may have been well invested, my friend. something important may come of all this.	Something important has got to come of it! Do you know that the rent on this place isn't paid?
i came back for some of the books. i am trying to straighten out the accounts. i don't hope to impress you, but i may as well tell you: we haven't a farthing!	That is unfortunate.
i wouldn't feel too disappointed at the slimness of your audience tonight, mr. igor. the weather was against you, and the people are tired and getting over their celebration and preparing to go to work tomorrow.	Quite so. Quite so.  And you, my little friend, my little Marie Antoinette. It is kind of you to be present.
if you leave before the work is done, you will be gone for a much longer period ... you will be gone for good.	All right, I'll tell them. They're right here in front.
i will only be gone about half an hour.	If you leave before the work is done, you will be gone for a much longer period ... you will be gone for good.
that is unfortunate. they will have to wait.	I will only be gone about half an hour.
but i have some friends waiting.	That is unfortunate. They will have to wait.
to lunch, you say. i am having coffee and sandwiches sent in. we are not leaving until we have everything ready for the opening.	But I have some friends waiting.
to lunch.	To lunch, you say. I am having coffee and sandwiches sent in. We are not leaving until we have everything ready for the opening.
but the composition as a whole -- i've tried to keep a sketchy freedom.	If it is freedom to represent people with limbs that don't match -- cripples -- you have achieved your purpose. Anatomy! Heaven forgive you. You must have studied with a sideshow of freaks!
everything, my friend. and you hope to be a great sculptor --  a great sculptor. look -- this forearm is at least two inches too long.	But the composition as a whole -- I've tried to keep a sketchy freedom.
that doesn't seem so bad to me. what is wrong with it?	Everything, my friend. And you hope to be a great sculptor --  A great sculptor. Look -- this forearm is at least two inches too long.
and he isn't struck dead! this man, he lives! it would be interesting to know, young man, where and when you studied anatomy.	That doesn't seem so bad to me. What is wrong with it?
one of the maids-in-waiting for that elizabethan group.	And he isn't struck dead! This man, he lives! It would be interesting to know, young man, where and when you studied anatomy.
if my curiosity is not too great, would you mind telling me what manner of animal this is you are designing?	One of the maids-in-waiting for that Elizabethan group.
i'd know him anywhere.	Don't lose sight of him. This is the most important thing in my life.
what are you laughing at?	He can't hear you.
i wonder if i could have her pose for me.	What are you laughing at?
she is the soul of that statue.	I wonder if I could have her pose for me.
i'd be glad to, mr. igor.  i think i'll have somethin' to tell you soon.	You have done well, and now I, too, have something for you. Come.
shall we unpack it?	Yes.
yes, sir, it's here on the truck, but it's pretty heavy -- i'll need help.	Otto! You and one of those other fellows! Come help Professor Darcey.
have you got it? is it completed?	Yes, sir, it's here on the truck, but it's pretty heavy -- I'll need help.
well, any time i can do anything for you --	Thanks.
they didn't have a leg to stand on. there's no case against me. it's a clumsy thing to have happen, but nothing to worry about.	Well, any time I can do anything for you --
i'm glad they didn't hold you downtown.	They didn't have a leg to stand on. There's no case against me. It's a clumsy thing to have happen, but nothing to worry about.
good. well, i'll be seeing you.	I'm glad they didn't hold you downtown.
yep. everything settled.	Good. Well, I'll be seeing you.
mia...?	Yes....
what was her name?  the one i met.	Mia...?
excuse me???	What was her name?  The one I met.
what was her name?	Excuse me???
-- what if your seven and a half precious liters were downloading over the parquet floor?  what then?   what did your life mean?  who did you nurture, pauly?  who did you love?	What was her name?
you did miss --	-- What if your seven and a half precious liters were downloading over the parquet floor?  What then?   What did your life mean?  Who did you nurture, Pauly?  Who did you love?
spare me your classical answer. measurements in.  results taken.  what if i didn't miss?	You did miss --
you did.	Spare me your classical answer. Measurements in.  Results taken.  What if I didn't miss?
two: what if i didn't miss?	You did.
dad...	Two: what if I didn't miss?
don't waste it pauly.  this is not an everyday talk.  just input the information and ask relevant questions.  one: how did a celebrated life of the mind bring me  to this particular switching station?	Dad...
you taking any medication?	Don't waste it Pauly.  This is not an everyday talk.  Just input the information and ask relevant questions.  One: how did a celebrated life of the mind bring me  to this particular switching station?
to isolation.  to an armed camp.  to a biblical spoof of a crazed father firing a gun at his only son.	You taking any medication?
why?	So I can move on.  You too.
then you get it.  you'll understand.	What?
i've been dreaming about this.	Then you get it.  You'll understand.
wait.  i want to tell you something.	I've been dreaming about this.
i didn't want to leave things the way we did.  not this time.	Wait.  I want to tell you something.
that they tunnel, magically, through any obstacle, defying the practical laws of physics, in order to end up together --	And glow happily ever after.
dysfunctional --	That they tunnel, magically, through any obstacle, defying the practical laws of physics, in order to end up together --
a five hundred foot thick steel wall.  but the connection between these two electrons is so --	Dysfunctional --
she's in l.a., he's in the bay area --	A five hundred foot thick steel wall.  But the connection between these two electrons is so --
no.  i didn't.   i'm listening.	Inside every semi-conductor... you have two particles, with opposite charges, separated by an impassable barrier...
that's what it asked me.  "what do you want?"  i didn't answer.  i was in the middle of an experiment.	Like now?
what did it want?	That's what it asked me.  "What do you want?"  I didn't answer.  I was in the middle of an experiment.
of what?	God.  I dunno.  The eternal nothingness. Mia.
the buddhists have been saying that for a millennium.	How?
nothing is real until it's perceived.	The Buddhists have been saying that for a millennium.
what universe are you in, paul?	A quantum one.
could be.	What universe are you in, Paul?
we flopped the first time out.	At the sub-atomic level, particles obey their own logic.  They connect in unimaginable ways.
it's an experiment.	We flopped the first time out.
why am i doing this?	It's an experiment.
that's the physicist's playground.	Why am I doing this?
a place you've never been.	That's the physicist's playground.
where to?	A place you've never been.
could you?	Where to?
i could go out of town.	Could you?
what?	I could go out of town.
okay.	What?
i'm heading out of town.	Okay.
could we go somewhere?	I'm heading out of town.
i've been dreaming about you.	Day or night?
where is she?	I said she isn't here. NOW you go home. Be a nice boy and go home.
she isn't here. and i'm sorry, but mr. hillyer doesn't want her to have callers during working hours.	Where is she?
well, i got to see her.	She isn't here. And I'm sorry, but Mr. Hillyer doesn't want her to have callers during working hours.
she must have gone out for a walk with the children.	Well, I got to see her.
is rose here?	She must have gone out for a walk with the children.
yes?	Is Rose here?
oh, mother, not the castor oil.	This isn't punishment, I don't believe in punishment. It's for your health. Obviously you're sick if you can act like that.
i don't think you are sufficiently in awe of it. get the castor oil.	Oh, Mother, not the castor oil.
i am in awe of it, mother.	I don't think you are sufficiently in awe of it. Get the castor oil.
but we must respect that power, we must be in awe of it.	I am in awe of it, Mother.
i know, mother.	But we must respect that power, we must be in awe of it.
sex isn't ugly, sex is one of the most beautiful things in life, the creative power of the universe is behind it.	I know, Mother.
they're filthy, mother.	Sex isn't ugly, sex is one of the most beautiful things in life, the creative power of the universe is behind it.
maybe it was eating all those rabbits that made you sexy, rose.	Buddy, sex don't mean a thing to me. It ain't nothin' but a mosquito bite.  I'll tell you a secret. Girls don't want sex, Buddy, girls want love.
a saint just like your own mother. she's up in heaven right now, her and lunette, there ain't no doubt about it.	Maybe it was eating all those rabbits that made you sexy, Rose.
what was your mother like?	A saint just like your own mother. She's up in heaven right now, her and Lunette, there ain't no doubt about it.
boy did i get sick of rabbit. but later on after momma died and daddy wasn't doin' nothin' but drinkin', i sure would of been glad for a little rabbit stew. you know, i oughtn't to of told you about what daddy done when i was a child. until them rabbits ruined him, he was a real good man, buddy.	What was your mother like?
well, that doctor said you got protein somewhere and i guess he was right.	Boy did I get sick of rabbit. But later on after Momma died and Daddy wasn't doin' nothin' but drinkin', I sure would of been glad for a little rabbit stew. You know, I oughtn't to of told you about what Daddy done when I was a child. Until them rabbits ruined him, he was a real good man, Buddy.
he thought he could sell 'em, but nobody but country folks eat rabbits, buddy, and they ain't got no money. we had to eat them dern rabbits our own selves. every dern one, and it took about four years to eat 'em all up.	Well, that doctor said you got protein somewhere and I guess he was right.
how did the rabbits kill him?	He thought he could sell 'em, but nobody but country folks eat rabbits, Buddy, and they ain't got no money. We had to eat them dern rabbits our own selves. Every dern one, and it took about four years to eat 'em all up.
yep, we had 'em in orange crates all over. it was daddy's dream. he was goin' to get rich raisin' rabbits. it was what killed daddy. he didn't drown hisself till a long time later after momma and lunette died of typhoid, but it was them rabbits what killed him.	How did the rabbits kill him?
five hundred rabbits?	Yep, we had 'em in orange crates all over. It was Daddy's dream. He was goin' to get rich raisin' rabbits. It was what killed Daddy. He didn't drown hisself till a long time later after Momma and Lunette died of typhoid, but it was them rabbits what killed him.
did you know when i was a child we had pretty near five hundred rabbits?	Five hundred rabbits?
they're dumb things. i got tired of them.	Did you know when I was a child we had pretty near five hundred rabbits?
i guess i'll work as a waitress, buddy. i done that before and it got me in worse trouble than you could know, but i can't stay here no more. why did you get rid of your rabbits, buddy?	They're dumb things. I got tired of them.
take a little walk with me, huh?	I guess I'll work as a waitress, Buddy. I done that before and it got me in worse trouble than you could know, but I can't stay here no more. Why did you get rid of your rabbits, Buddy?
what are you going to do, rose?	Take a little walk with me, huh?
makin' homes for purple martins, huh? we had 'em on the farm. they're the prettiest things. that's what i wish i was, a bird. just fly around catch bugs and have a lot of fun.	What are you going to do, Rose?
okay.	Makin' homes for purple martins, huh? We had 'em on the farm. They're the prettiest things. That's what I wish I was, a bird. Just fly around catch bugs and have a lot of fun.
hi, buddy.  how's my sweetheart who never told on me when i was bad?	Okay.
i gotta find out what they're saying. you lie back and rest, rose, and i'll give you a report on it.	I don't want to know...
you won't die, rose.	Buddy, I'm scared, I'm scared!
oh, buddy, they're gonna cut me all up! they're gonna cut my stummick all open, i'll die!	You won't die, Rose.
rose, you are just entirely too uncritical of people.	I ain't neither. Listen here, Buddy, besides all his vast medical knowledge, he has the most kindest heart beneath the professor way he acts -- he wants justice in the world and he's got some real interestin' ideas.
well, i like him. i used to be afraid of doctors but not any more. why, he could operate on me any old time and i wouldn't even be scared.	Rose, you are just entirely too uncritical of people.
yeah, i'd believe it.	Well, I like him. I used to be afraid of doctors but not any more. Why, he could operate on me any old time and I wouldn't even be scared.
he's got doubts about hisself and that's the saddest thing of all. would you believe that poor man thinks nobody likes him?	Yeah, I'd believe it.
rose, i have got doubts about that doctor and so does daddy.	He's got doubts about hisself and that's the saddest thing of all. Would you believe that poor man thinks nobody likes him?
yeah, he tried to hide it but i saw 'em, and a little bit he says to me, "you know, you are beautiful." now wasn't that a nice thing for a doctor to say to a patient, wasn't it? what could cheer a girl up more?	Rose, I have got doubts about that doctor and so does Daddy.
he did?	Yeah, he tried to hide it but I saw 'em, and a little bit he says to me, "You know, you are beautiful." Now wasn't that a nice thing for a doctor to say to a patient, wasn't it? What could cheer a girl up more?
you don't know the bedside manner that man has got. why, it does me good just to see him sit there all solemn and go pokin' in his bag like he's gonna cure me, which he did of course. and even more important he loves me, like a patient i mean, the other day he got tears in his eyes just listenin' to my heart beat.	He did?
rose, you are too uncritical of people.	You don't know the bedside manner that man has got. Why, it does me good just to see him sit there all solemn and go pokin' in his bag like he's gonna cure me, which he did of course. And even more important he loves me, like a patient I mean, the other day he got tears in his eyes just listenin' to my heart beat.
oh, he's so kind, so gentle inside, and so unhappy with that rich wife who doesn't understand him, her being a southerner and everything, and what a bedside manner he has got -- so gentle and kind beneath the professor way he acts!	Rose, you are too uncritical of people.
rose, if you don't keep your boyfriends away from the house, daddy is going to fire you.	But I don't know who they are.
i got an awful toothache.	Rose, if you don't keep your boyfriends away from the house, Daddy is going to fire you.
rose, you must know who the fellow is.	Well, he might be that man who followed me home from the store the other day. But I don't know who he is, Buddy, I really don't.
yeah.	You're my sweetheart.
did your momma really give you castor oil?	Yeah.
here comes daddy.	I have a knack for designing clothes. But I had to buy the shoes and the pocketbook.
you're going to get yourself up and go out?	Buddy, Mr. Right is out there somewhere and I'm gonna find him!
well, ill tell you this. i have learned a lesson tonight. i wasn't gonna run around, but when i start botherin' your daddy and worse robbin' a cradle, i gotta face the facts of life.  tomorrow mornin', i'm gonna get myself up and go out.	You're going to get yourself up and go out?
rose, they could stick splinters under my fingernails, and i will never say a word! i will never tell them, because... i love you!	Oh, Buddy, you do love me! I knew you did, knew it all the time...
i said i wouldn't.	Buddy, I have to ask you, as bad as I've been please have pity on me and don't ruin me by telling them what I did. I know it was bad, it was bad and dumb. But mostly it was dumb, I didn't mean you no harm, I'd never want to hurt a hair on your head and that's the truth. I love you. But they'd think I did, they'd think I was awful, they'd despise me and hate me...
i hate to turn on this light, you daddy's awake downstairs, but i have to take the chance.  buddy, please don't tell on me.	I said I wouldn't.
i sure hope you don't.  i gotta get outta here, good night.	Good night, Rose.
don't worry, rose, i won't tell a soul.	I sure hope you don't.  I gotta get outta here, good night.
buddy, you wouldn't tell nobody, would you?	Don't worry, Rose, I won't tell a soul.
no. no, i'm all right.  oh, god, what have i done? i have robbed a cradle and fallen into hell!  i must be crazy, a child like you. oh, god, oh, lord. this is awful, this is terrible, i gotta get outta here!	Buddy, you wouldn't tell nobody, would you?
rose, are you all right? are you sick or something?	No. No, I'm all right.  Oh, God, what have I done? I have robbed a cradle and fallen into hell!  I must be crazy, a child like you. Oh, God, oh, Lord. This is awful, this is terrible, I gotta get outta here!
but why, if i'm not hurting you?	You wouldn't understand.  Oh, God, I must be outta my mind. What would your Momma think?
no. no, you're not hurting me.  but i think you better quit it.	But why, if I'm not hurting you?
am i hurting you?	No. No, you're not hurting me.  But I think you better quit it.
i must be outta my mind. buddy, quit it.	Am I hurting you?
but rose...	I must be outta my mind. Buddy, quit it.
you better quit that.	But Rose...
i'm thirteen. and i have a natural curiosity. it's only nature, rose, that's all. now what's wrong with nature, huh?	Well, nothin'.
buddy, you're just a child.	I'm thirteen. And I have a natural curiosity. It's only nature, Rose, that's all. Now what's wrong with nature, huh?
yes, i do. please, rose, be a good sport.	Buddy, you're just a child.
well, you're sweet, but you don't really love me.	Yes, I do. Please, Rose, be a good sport.
please, rose. i'm curious, that's all, i have a natural curiosity, it's only human. you're my friend, aren't you? don't you like me?  i like you, rose, a lot -- in fact, i love you.	Well, you're sweet, but you don't really love me.
of course you can't! i'm... i'm shocked at you, buddy, real shocked! now you be quiet or i'm going back to my own bed!	Please, Rose. I'm curious, that's all, I have a natural curiosity, it's only human. You're my friend, aren't you? Don't you like me?  I like you, Rose, a lot -- in fact, I love you.
can't i touch it a little, rose -- not a lot, just a little?	Of course you can't! I'm... I'm shocked at you, Buddy, real shocked! Now you be quiet or I'm going back to my own bed!
no! you ought to be ashamed of yourself astin' such a nasty things a child your age!	Can't I touch it a little, Rose -- not a lot, just a little?
yeah, but satisfaction brought him back. can i?	No! You ought to be ashamed of yourself astin' such a nasty things a child your age!
well, now that is just too bad! curiosity killed the cat.	Yeah, but satisfaction brought him back. Can I?
i'm curious to see what it's like. i'm very curious, rose.	Well, now that is just too bad! Curiosity killed the cat.
why, buddy, shut your mouth! what an awful thing to say, and where did you get any such idea as that, anyhow?	I'm curious to see what it's like. I'm very curious, Rose.
rose, since you're here in bed with me and everything and i've already touched your titty...	Why, Buddy, shut your mouth! What an awful thing to say, and where did you get any such idea as that, anyhow?
most men wouldn't do what he done. if they can get a girl they go right ahead and get her -- i guess to hell they do, just like a dern rabbit. 'course later they'll tell her she's no good when they done the same thing their selves. they're a bunch of monkeys. i like 'em, but they're a bunch of monkeys.	Rose, since you're here in bed with me and everything and I've already touched your titty...
rose, i have a serious favor to ask you.	Most men wouldn't do what he done. If they can get a girl they go right ahead and get her -- I guess to hell they do, just like a dern rabbit. 'Course later they'll tell her she's no good when they done the same thing their selves. They're a bunch of monkeys. I like 'em, but they're a bunch of monkeys.
there ain't none in your daddy. you know, what happened has just made me love him all the more. i not only love him, i respect him, i admire him.	Rose, I have a serious favor to ask you.
there's an evil streak in everybody, rose.	There ain't none in your Daddy. You know, what happened has just made me love him all the more. I not only love him, I respect him, I admire him.
you know, buddy, sometimes i can't figure you out at all. you can be very nice, but like your mother said there's an evil streak in you.	There's an evil streak in everybody, Rose.
well, some fiend might.	You know, Buddy, sometimes I can't figure you out at all. You can be very nice, but like your mother said there's an evil streak in you.
who would want to do such a thing as that?	Well, some fiend might.
it was softer'n i thought, that was my main impression. you know, if you hit a girl there it would hurt her a lot.	Who would want to do such a thing as that?
don't mention it.	It was softer'n I thought, that was my main impression. You know, if you hit a girl there it would hurt her a lot.
that was very interesting. thank you, rose.	Don't mention it.
all right, that's enough.  you're just a child and wouldn't understand it, but that type of thing can stir a girl up. now lie back and we'll talk.	That was very interesting. Thank you, Rose.
first i couldn't feel it, but now i feel it easily, it's like a little acorn.	All right, that's enough.  You're just a child and wouldn't understand it, but that type of thing can stir a girl up. Now lie back and we'll talk.
'course it does.	First I couldn't feel it, but now I feel it easily, it's like a little acorn.
hmmph. it has a nipple, all right.	'Course it does.
well, are you satisfied now? can we just lie and talk, huh?	Hmmph. It has a nipple, all right.
aw, be a good sport, rose.  you like me, don't you? i like you a lot.	Well, are you satisfied now? Can we just lie and talk, huh?
you don' t need to know that. it's none of your business.	Aw, be a good sport, Rose.  You like me, don't you? I like you a lot.
aw, come on, rose, i want to see what the nipple on it is like.	You don' t need to know that. It's none of your business.
buddy, you don't realize it but what you're doing isn't nice.	Aw, come on, Rose, I want to see what the nipple on it is like.
just for a second. please, rose, what's the harm?	Buddy, you don't realize it but what you're doing isn't nice.
buddy, what's come over you? a child like you, askin' such things.	But I'm curious, Rose.
rose, can't i see what the nipple on it is like?	Buddy, what's come over you? A child like you, askin' such things.
no, you can't. and i'll tell you this -- he scares me. as kind as he is, he scares me. you can't fool around with him, not with that man. and, boy, i sure better not try nothin' like that with him again, he'll fire me.	Rose, can't I see what the nipple on it is like?
can i put my hand inside your nightgown, rose?	No, you can't. And I'll tell you this -- he scares me. As kind as he is, he scares me. You can't fool around with him, not with that man. And, boy, I sure better not try nothin' like that with him again, he'll fire me.
you know, that daddy of yours is the funniest man, the things he says, you never know what's going to come out of his mouth next.	Can I put my hand inside your nightgown, Rose?
actually, i am, though.	You know, that Daddy of yours is the funniest man, the things he says, you never know what's going to come out of his mouth next.
buddy, quit that, you're just a child, you're not supposed to be interested in such things.	Actually, I am, though.
there's some kind of gristle in it, though.	Buddy, quit that, you're just a child, you're not supposed to be interested in such things.
ha ha ha, that's some idea, a cantaloupe.	There's some kind of gristle in it, though.
well, i thought they were more like a cantaloupe.	Ha ha ha, that's some idea, a cantaloupe.
what did you expect?	Well, I thought they were more like a cantaloupe.
hmmm, it's soft. it's awful soft.	What did you expect?
but, rose, how could such a thing as that happen?	I fell madly in love with him when he called me Rosebud. You know that first day when I come and he said I looked graceful like a capital letter S and called me Rosebud? I fell madly in love with that man right then.  But it's a lost love, Buddy. He's a good man and won't have nothin' to do with me.
promise not to tell doll? -- or nobody? buddy, it's your daddy! i'm so much in love with him i am out of my mind!	But, Rose, how could such a thing as that happen?
but, rose, what is the cause of it all?	Promise not to tell Doll? -- or nobody? Buddy, it's your Daddy! I'm so much in love with him I am out of my mind!
why, it has just made me ill, buddy. i'm sick. i don't want to eat nothin', i don't, and me i got a good appetite, that ain't nat'ral for me. i'm ill.	But, Rose, what is the cause of it all?
you were pretty bad, huh?	Why, it has just made me ill, Buddy. I'm sick. I don't want to eat nothin', I don't, and me I got a good appetite, that ain't nat'ral for me. I'm ill.
buddy, i was horrible. i can't tell you who it was, but do you know what i did? i sat on his lap and got ahold of him and wiggled and wiggled my ass on him and was worse'n you could know, a child like you. why, i let one of my tits fall out deliberate on purpose and practically smack him in the face with it and i let my dern skirt come up so he could see my drawers...  but to get back serious to what i was sayin', it is not only, buddy, the loss of him but my own bad behavior what bothers me so...	You were pretty bad, huh?
what'd you do, rose?	Buddy, I was horrible. I can't tell you who it was, but do you know what I did? I sat on his lap and got ahold of him and wiggled and wiggled my ass on him and was worse'n you could know, a child like you. Why, I let one of my tits fall out deliberate on purpose and practically smack him in the face with it and I let my dern skirt come up so he could see my drawers...  But to get back serious to what I was sayin', it is not only, Buddy, the loss of him but my own bad behavior what bothers me so...
it's so terrible i can't tell you. oh, buddy, you don't know how it hurts to have a broken heart, what a terrible feeling it is, and i've had a broken heart so many times. men, i don't understand them, i can't figure them out and they break my heart, that's all. i can't find mr. right, buddy, i can't find him no matter how hard i look, all i find is a whole pile of mr. wrongs. but this is the worst ever because it wasn't his fault. it was my fault, oh yes, my fault, i was bad -- oh god, i was bad, you wouldn't believe how bad i was.	What'd you do, Rose?
what is it, rose?	It's so terrible I can't tell you. Oh, Buddy, you don't know how it hurts to have a broken heart, what a terrible feeling it is, and I've had a broken heart so many times. Men, I don't understand them, I can't figure them out and they break my heart, that's all. I can't find Mr. Right, Buddy, I can't find him no matter how hard I look, all I find is a whole pile of Mr. Wrongs. But this is the worst ever because it wasn't his fault. It was my fault, oh yes, my fault, I was bad -- oh God, I was bad, you wouldn't believe how bad I was.
i thought i'd go crazy back there in that room all by myself with nobody to talk to. as a child, i never had no room all to myself, we were awful poor. buddy... i have got a confession to make.	What is it, Rose?
well, all right.	I thought I'd go crazy back there in that room all by myself with nobody to talk to. As a child, I never had no room all to myself, we were awful poor. Buddy... I have got a confession to make.
buddy, i am wandering in a wilderness, lost.  i just feel awful. do you mind if i get in bed with you for a little while?	Well, all right.
no, i'm awake. what's the matter?	Buddy, I am wandering in a wilderness, lost.  I just feel awful. Do you mind if I get in bed with you for a little while?
well, it's only the truth. there are horrible things in the world, rose.	Buddy, you are in one of your evil moods, I don't want to talk to you. I'm going out and sweep the patio.
i don't hear you. i just turn my back on that kind of talk and look away.	Well, it's only the truth. There are horrible things in the world, Rose.
he really did, he ate his little niece. he made pork chops out of her.	I don't hear you. I just turn my back on that kind of talk and look away.
i didn't hear you. i didn't hear that.	He really did, he ate his little niece. He made pork chops out of her.
there was this old man that ate his niece.	I didn't hear you. I didn't hear that.
what terrible thing in cave springs?	There was this old man that ate his niece.
hey, rose, did you hear about that terrible thing down in cave springs?	What terrible thing in Cave Springs?
your daddy is a wonderful man, i'll say that. he's the best and most kind-hearted man in the world.	Hey, Rose, did you hear about that terrible thing down in Cave Springs?
was that what they tried to do? was that why daddy gave you the job, to save you from those scoundrels?	Your Daddy is a wonderful man, I'll say that. He's the best and most kind-hearted man in the world.
bad is bad, buddy. there ain't no sense to it.	Did they try to induce you to become a prostitute?
in what sense were they bad?	Bad is bad, Buddy. There ain't no sense to it.
they were just bad men, that's all.	In what sense were they bad?
but who were they?	They were just bad men, that's all.
nobody.	But who were they?
rose, who were those scoundrels in birmingham?	Nobody.
buddy. well, now, that's a nice name, i like it. i am real pleased to meet you.  hey, look, do you think you got a cold drink of ice water somewhere?	Sure. Let me take your suitcase.
lots of things. buddy, mostly.	Buddy. Well, now, that's a nice name, I like it. I am real pleased to meet you.  Hey, look, do you think you got a cold drink of ice water somewhere?
of course not!	Oh, Waski, you don't even know what we're talking about.
he did lie, and... and... and mother, yesterday he stole money out of your pocketbook!	Quiet, you little muddy-eyed brat, or Ill kill you!
all right, what do you know?	Rose is madly in love with Daddy...
i do, too!	All right, what do you know?
oh, waski, you don't know anything.	I do, too!
yeah, i know.	Oh, Waski, you don't know anything.
oh, waski, you don't even know what we're talking about.	I do, too.
neither do i.	Oh, Waski, you don't even know what we're talking about.
i heard you talking. hasn't rose come in?	No, she hasn't.  I think I hear a car.
daddy, what's the matter?	She's got somebody in there, Brother! His shoes are on the back porch -- there they were, naked and smiling at me!  Rose, open this door immediately!
open that door, damn you!	Daddy, what's the matter?
well... maybe...	And there's only one reason anybody would want this ladder -- to get up into Rose's bedroom in the dark of night! I am going to chain up this ladder and padlock it! -- and that is not all I am going to do!
see, son? the paint is flaked off here, freshly. look at it, brother, there is no question about it. some person or persons unknown have very recently tampered with this ladder.	Well... maybe...
true, but if you look sharply you can see that those marks are the marks of a ladder. now let's go back to the garage and see if the ladder has been tampered with.	See, son? The paint is flaked off here, freshly. Look at it, Brother, there is no question about it. Some person or persons unknown have very recently tampered with this ladder.
well, i don't know.  no, i don't know, daddy, i think the rain has obscured it.	True, but if you look sharply you can see that those marks are the marks of a ladder. Now let's go back to the garage and see if the ladder has been tampered with.
well. well, what i mean is, you could prove it was his shoes if you did catch him. but look this, brother, it is even more interesting. look at this mark here, and that mark over there. now wouldn't you say those marks are the marks of a ladder?	Well, I don't know.  No, I don't know, Daddy, I think the rain has obscured it.
but how would you find him?	Well. Well, what I mean is, you could prove it was his shoes if you did catch him. But look this, Brother, it is even more interesting. Look at this mark here, and that mark over there. Now wouldn't you say those marks are the marks of a ladder?
that is because it rained recently, the rain has obscured the evidence. but you could still take plaster casts of these footprints, then match up the plaster casts with whosever shoes they are, and that way you could catch him -- understand?	But how would you find him?
well, it's not very plain.	That is because it rained recently, the rain has obscured the evidence. But you could still take plaster casts of these footprints, then match up the plaster casts with whosever shoes they are, and that way you could catch him -- understand?
see that, son? now this is a heel, see, and there, that's the ball of a foot. someone has been walking here.	Well, it's not very plain.
i don't know. but you better watch him like a hawk, if he comes back again.	He's not coming back again. We scared the rascal off, son.  Come on back to supper. Your mother has a theory about how to educate Rose.
what do you think, brother?	I don't know. But you better watch him like a hawk, if he comes back again.
yeah, he's still up there.	What's taking the rascal so long?
is that doctor still up there, brother.	Yeah, he's still up there.
i don't know.	The girl strikes like a cobra.
i never saw anything like it. how did she pick him up so fast?	I don't know.
son, was rose in your room last night?	No. Why should Rose be in my room?
reading dirty comic bocks.  and you admitted it?	Well, yeah.
well, a little.	Reading dirty comic bocks.  And you admitted it?
you were up late last night, brother.	Well, a little.
now i have a plan about rose, an educational plan. she's getting better and we don't want any more trouble --  brother, you ought to hear this.	I'll be right back.
excuse me, gotta go to bathroom.	Now I have a plan about Rose, an educational plan. She's getting better and we don't want any more trouble --  Brother, you ought to hear this.
heh, what a hypocrite.	I do wish you'd speak to Brother. It's true he's been looking at those horrible little books again.
she's getting herself up to go out. i think she's coming down the hall now.	Oh, yes, it's Thursday.  Hello, Rose, dear...  ... my, you're... looking pretty...
what'd you say, brother?	She's getting herself up to go out. I think she's coming down the hall now.
she's getting herself up to go out.	What'd you say, Brother?
children, children! be quiet, all of you!  the vibrations in this house are strange today. where's rose, anyhow?	She's getting herself up to go out.
no, you didn't say that, brother.	Yes, I did, mother. Your hearing aid isn't working right. I said ahhh-dam stuff.
i said ahhh-dam stuff.	No, you didn't say that, Brother.
what did you say, brother?	I said ahhh-dam stuff.
uhhh, gahdam stuff!	What did you say, Brother?
stop gagging like that and putting on a show, and swallow it.	Uhhh, gahdam stuff!
geccch, yehh, guhhhh!	Stop gagging like that and putting on a show, and swallow it.
this is for your own good. when you look at negative, destructive things like those little filthy comic books, you are sick. here, take this.	Geccch, yehh, guhhhh!
mother, cant you make it calomel instead of castor oil?	This is for your own good. When you look at negative, destructive things like those little filthy comic books, you are sick. Here, take this.
mother, i have to tell the truth. i wasn't reading huckleberry finn, i was reading one of those little dirty comic books.	Oh, Brother, I am so disappointed in you. You mustn't look at those horrible things, they degrade the human image.
brother, when i have to wake you up at eleven o'clock in the morning you're either sick or you were up very late last night.  and you weren't reading huckleberry finn. i looked and its not in your room. now what were you doing?	Mother, I have to tell the truth. I wasn't reading Huckleberry Finn, I was reading one of those Little Dirty Comic Books.
in the kitchen drinking all the ice water in glenville. she walked out here, she didn't go by the hotel.	Walked, in all that heat? It's a wonder she hasn't got sunstroke. I'll phone Daddy and you go get Doll Baby and Waski.
all right, all right. doll and waski are upstairs taking their nap, you go get them and bring them down to the living room. where is the girl?	In the kitchen drinking all the ice water in Glenville. She walked out here, she didn't go by the hotel.
you mean confirmed, mother. i didn't confirm it before. i would have had to confirm it previously, in order for it to be reconfirmed.	All right, all right. Doll and Waski are upstairs taking their nap, you go get them and bring them down to the living room. Where is the girl?
your impression is very reassuring, brother. of course she's had troubles, poor thing, but i sensed that was that the girl was like and i'm glad to have it reconfirmed.	You mean confirmed, Mother. I didn't confirm it before. I would have had to confirm it previously, in order for it to be reconfirmed.
she talks a great deal and smiles a lot. she's very pretty, she has a real good figure. she's very girlish or womanish, if you know what i mean. she wouldn't hurt anybody, this girl. she couldn't.	Your impression is very reassuring, Brother. Of course she's had troubles, poor thing, but I sensed that was that the girl was like and I'm glad to have it reconfirmed.
wonderful. what's she like, brother? what is your impression of her?	She talks a great deal and smiles a lot. She's very pretty, she has a real good figure. She's very girlish or womanish, if you know what I mean. She wouldn't hurt anybody, this girl. She couldn't.
the new girl is here.	Wonderful. What's she like, Brother? What is your impression of her?
why is it taking so long?	Here comes Daddy.
that's the least of her troubles. rose had a rare tropic disease and the little tubes in her that babies swim down are all stopped up, she told me all about it.	If it isn't a baby... what is it?
a baby... and she isn't even married.	That's the least of her troubles. Rose had a rare tropic disease and the little tubes in her that babies swim down are all stopped up, she told me all about it.
rose says she's goin' to have a baby and she sure looks it, but i don't think so.	A baby... and she isn't even married.
what's goin' on?	Rose says she's goin' to have a baby and she sure looks it, but I don't think so.
well, if she's got any sense at all, she'll listen to that.	Sense doesn't mean anything to Rose. But I think we're on safe ground now. Daddy chained up the ladder, whoever it is can't get in the house.
buddy... does rose really... "do it" with all those boys and men?	Doll, don't ask childish questions.
mother is struggling desperately. in fact she's fighting like a tiger. but i don't know, it's close, it's mighty close.	Buddy... does Rose really... "do it" with all those boys and men?
what's happening?	Mother is struggling desperately. In fact she's fighting like a tiger. But I don't know, it's close, it's mighty close.
they've been in there the longest kind of time. i can't stand it, i gotta find out what's going on.	You better not snoop, Daddy'll kill you!
what is rose going to do? where can she go?	They've been in there the longest kind of time. I can't stand it, I gotta find out what's going on.
then why does she act so dumb?	Dumbness doesn't concern her, Doll. And neither does smartness. You see --
it isn't that she hasn't got any sense, doll. her basic intelligence is probably above average, maybe quite a bit above average.	Then why does she act so dumb?
she hasn't got any sense. in some ways, she's awful dumb.	It isn't that she hasn't got any sense, Doll. Her basic intelligence is probably above average, maybe quite a bit above average.
so am i.	She hasn't got any sense. In some ways, she's awful dumb.
buddy, i'm worried about rose.	So am I.
chattanooga. i had st. louis, missouri.	Buddy, I'm worried about Rose.
no, mother, he's lying...	Shut up, Doll. I'll cut your guts
wonderful? he kissed her and played with her titty, and i don't see anything so great about that. he was probably afraid mother would come back early and catch him.	You know, Buddy, sometimes you make me sick.
wasn't daddy wonderful? he wanted to kiss her some more and play with her, but he didn't, because he loves mother and all of us, and he loves rose, too. isn't he wonderful, isn't he great?	Wonderful? He kissed her and played with her titty, and I don't see anything so great about that. He was probably afraid Mother would come back early and catch him.
buddy, that was pretty snotty of you, pushing me away like that just when it was interesting.	You shouldn't watch such things, Doll.
she's putting the titty back.	Buddy, that was my place.
he had his hand on her titty.	Let me look.  Aww-rr...
is that all?	He had his hand on her titty.
he kissed her.	Is that all?
what are they doing, doll?	He kissed her.
buddy, this is amazing, you wouldn't believe it.	What are they doing, Doll?
what are they doing?	Buddy, this is amazing, you wouldn't believe it.
wow! brrrother!	What are they doing?
boy! wow!	Wow! Brrrother!
now i can't see. what are they doing?	Boy! Wow!
let me see!	Now I can't see. What are they doing?
he's trying to get up -- good god, one of her titties is out!	Let me see!
ohhh-hh... what's happening now?	He's trying to get up -- good God, one of her titties is out!
this is my place and you can't have it.	Ohhh-hh... what's happening now?
i can't see, let me see...	This is my place and you can't have it.
they're discussing it.	I can't see, let me see...
i can't see. what are they doing, what's happening?	They're discussing it.
i think she's gonna kiss him.	At least.
okay.	I think she's gonna kiss him.
let's go peep from the living room.	Okay.
yeah.	Let's go peep from the living room.
there goes mother.	Yeah.
yeah.	I get so irritated with Daddy. He's so dumb sometimes.
she's watching the car again?	Yeah.
it's really pitiful. she's in bad shape.	She's watching the car again?
no, he doesn't. not really.	It's really pitiful. She's in bad shape.
i think daddy suspects.	No, he doesn't. Not really.
it's pitiful. neither one of them know.	I think Daddy suspects.
daddy says rose is calm as lettuce. do you believe that, doll?	No.
rose is almost as sentimental as mother. if there's one thing i can't stand it's sentimentality. in chattanooga this man committed an almost perfect murder. he killed his wife with a black widow spider.	Oh, shut up, Buddy.
now look, boy, get a grip on yourself. rose had a good life. she found her. right, didn't she? she triumphed over everything, what are you blubbering about?	I'm not blubbering.
that's a hell of a thing to say. why, rose?	Now look, boy, get a grip on yourself. Rose had a good life. She found her. Right, didn't she? She triumphed over everything, what are you blubbering about?
nobody lives forever, boy. who'd want to?	That's a hell of a thing to say. Why, Rose?
why rose? why rose, daddy?	Nobody lives forever, boy. Who'd want to?
i can't believe it, daddy. i know it must be true, but i can't believe it.	It's true, son. The girl with the cornflower eyes is dead, she is no more,
i know. you loved her. so did i. it was an awful shock to me, too. an awful shock. rose was so alive it's hard to believe.	I can't believe it, Daddy. I know it must be true, but I can't believe it.
well, you have knocked me for a hell of a loop, old man. a hell of a loop.	I know. You loved her. So did I. It was an awful shock to me, too. An awful shock. Rose was so alive it's hard to believe.
excuse me, i'll be right back.	Well, you have knocked me for a hell of a loop, old man. A hell of a loop.
she was fifty-six, son. of course she didn't look it, nowhere near it. the cancer came back, i'm afraid i fibbed about that. but it was very quick, son. she was in the hospital only two weeks, and the last week she didn't know anything.	Excuse me, I'll be right back.
but... but how? she was young! rose wasn't old!	She was fifty-six, son. Of course she didn't look it, nowhere near it. The cancer came back, I'm afraid I fibbed about that. But it was very quick, son. She was in the hospital only two weeks, and the last week she didn't know anything.
i am afraid so, son. about a week ago. her husband phoned me, she had asked him to call me if anything happened.	But... but how? She was young! Rose wasn't old!
dead, rose is dead? you mean... she died?	I am afraid so, son. About a week ago. Her husband phoned me, she had asked him to call me if anything happened.
no, son, she is dead.	Dead, Rose is dead? You mean... she died?
all right, daddy. we have our drink, we're out on the patio, you have prepared me for it. rose's cancer has come back, hasn't it?	No, son, she is dead.
i'm older than hell, boy. but this yankee whisky is mighty fine, i'll say that.	All right, Daddy. We have our drink, we're out on the patio, you have prepared me for it. Rose's cancer has come back, hasn't it?
it's funny you would mention rose, i was thinking about her all the way up in the car.  or maybe it isn't so funny.	I'm older than hell, boy. But this Yankee whisky is mighty fine, I'll say that.
not for long, boy. i've outstayed my welcome already.	It's funny you would mention Rose, I was thinking about her all the way up in the car.  Or maybe it isn't so funny.
it always gives me a funny feeling to come home. dear old southland. gone. it's all gone, daddy --  -- except you, you're still here.	Not for long, boy. I've outstayed my welcome already.
a wonderful woman, boy.	It always gives me a funny feeling to come home. Dear old Southland. Gone. It's all gone, Daddy --  -- except you, you're still here.
that's what she would say herself.	A wonderful woman, boy.
at rest in the creative universe with mother, son.	That's what she would say herself.
you know, i don't know this town any more. all this traffic, new buildings, prosperity...  where have the years gone, daddy? where is the little town i knew as a boy?	At rest in the creative universe with Mother, son.
yes, i guess he did. he threw her away and it was the mistake of his life.	You know, I don't know this town any more. All this traffic, new buildings, prosperity...  Where have the years gone, Daddy? Where is the little town I knew as a boy?
he didn't lose her, he threw her away.	Yes, I guess he did. He threw her away and it was the mistake of his life.
yeah, i know, he was up here. it's pitiful like you say. when he lost rose it ruined the man, it destroyed him totally when he lost rose.	He didn't lose her, he threw her away.
you're damn right it incensed me, the miserable bastard. he also said the kikes and the niggers have taken over washington. d.c.	Yeah, I know, he was up here. It's pitiful like you say. When he lost Rose it ruined the man, it destroyed him totally when he lost Rose.
um-hmm, and i suppose that incensed you?	You're damn right it incensed me, the miserable bastard. He also said the kikes and the niggers have taken over Washington. D.C.
the pitiful son of a bitch said rose was a nymphomaniac.	Um-hmm, and I suppose that incensed you?
no, it's another thing. i was going to write you about it, but since you were coming down anyway i thought i'd wait till you got here. what did dave wilkie have to say?	The pitiful son of a bitch said Rose was a nymphomaniac.
is her husband sick or something?	No, it's another thing. I was going to write you about it, but since you were coming down anyway I thought I'd wait till you got here. What did Dave Wilkie have to say?
oh, no, no, she got all over that. rose is fine. let's sit down, son.	Is her husband sick or something?
what sad news? did her cancer come back?	Oh, no, no, she got all over that. Rose is fine. Let's sit down, son.
oh, i heard from her, i got a letter from her, she's fine. but there is some sad news.	What sad news? Did her cancer come back?
what's all this about rose? what do you mean, you heard from her in a manner of speaking?	Oh, I heard from her, I got a letter from her, she's fine. But there is some sad news.
how could that be, son?	Dave Wilkie of all people was sitting by me on the plane -- her first husband. It's funny you would mention Rose. Did you hear from her?
of course i recall rose. in fact i've been thinking of no one else for the last hour and a half.	How could that be, son?
got another twenty years in it, boy.  by the way, son, do you recall rose, that pretty blonde girl who came to our house way back in 1935 or 1936 and caused such a damnable commotion.	Of course I recall Rose. In fact I've been thinking of no one else for the last hour and a half.
good god, the way you live here. this place hasn't been dusted since mother died. look at that goddamned refrigerator.	Got another twenty years in it, boy.  By the way, son, do you recall Rose, that pretty blonde girl who came to our house way back in 1935 or 1936 and caused such a damnable commotion.
are they polar bears, too?	Good God, the way you live here. This place hasn't been dusted since Mother died. Look at that goddamned refrigerator.
yeah, they're in the snow.	Are they polar bears, too?
your wife and children are back in new hampshire in the snow?	Yeah, they're in the snow.
i can use a drink after the plane ride i had.	Your wife and children are back in New Hampshire in the snow?
it isn't yankee whisky, daddy, it's scotch.	It's Yankee whisky to me.
about as good as can be expected with one foot in the grave. good to see you, son.  did you bring any of that yankee whisky with you?	It isn't Yankee whisky, Daddy, it's Scotch.
hello, daddy. how are you?	About as good as can be expected with one foot in the grave. Good to see you, son.  Did you bring any of that Yankee whisky with you?
well, you rascal, where'd you come from?	Hello, Daddy. How are you?
i think we both know her.	Yes, we know her.
of course.	I think we both know her.
i have of course observed the girl in treating her.	Of course.
please do.	I have of course observed the girl in treating her.
then... may i speak quite frankly with you, mr. hillyer?	Please do.
i am ahead of you.	Then... may I speak quite frankly with you, Mr. Hillyer?
first, about the girl's history. evidently she's been very promiscuous since early childhood, she has no control over her sexual impulses. furthermore, she is permanently barren, she can't have children.	Go on, Doctor.
go ahead, doctor, i think i am following you.	First, about the girl's history. Evidently she's been very promiscuous since early childhood, she has no control over her sexual impulses. Furthermore, she is permanently barren, she can't have children.
well, if it isn't malignant and she can get through the operation all right, it might be better than her really being pregnant. she doesn't even know who the father might have been.	Oh, it's definitely better, beyond question. A fatherless child, an ignorant girl with no job, no money, no home. It's fortunate, a blessing really, and a stroke of good luck for another reason I want to mention to you.
any major operation is dangerous. however, as we know from her previous illness, she's a very strong girl.	Well, if it isn't malignant and she can get through the operation all right, it might be better than her really being pregnant. She doesn't even know who the father might have been.
well, it's a disaster. i don't know what to say, doctor, i am floored. how dangerous is the operation?	Any major operation is dangerous. However, as we know from her previous illness, she's a very strong girl.
the point is you don't grow up like that on a diet of sorghum and hominy grits. she got protein somewhere, she's a very strong girl and i think she'll live... despite the delay in medical treatment.	That's all I want to know.  Lets get out of here before I get the epizootics myself. Thank you, Doctor, for your discourse, it was fascinating, no doubt.
honey, he is mr. right.	Yes, I think so. He adores her, it's almost pitiful the way he worships her. I just hope she isn't too much for him.
well, yes, she's happy. of course dave doesn't have her life force, not at all. there isn't much furniture in his house, just a table and one or two chairs, whereas rose has furniture coming out of the windows.	Honey, he is Mr. Right.
well, thank god we are rid of her at last. and the best thing of all is that she's happy. the little nut is happy, she found mr. right in the nick of time!	Well, yes, she's happy. Of course Dave doesn't have her life force, not at all. There isn't much furniture in his house, just a table and one or two chairs, whereas Rose has furniture coming out of the windows.
who?	You know Dave, his wife used to do dressmaking for you before she died.
why, that looks like dave wilkie,	Who?
i don't understand it. even in the wild days she was never as late as this.	I'm afraid it's my fault. I made her feel guilty this morning --  Brother, what are you doing up?
it's twenty after one.	I don't understand it. Even in the wild days she was never as late as this.
how is she?	Fine.
well, i know, more so. that's why i was thinking... maybe she'd be better off.	Better off? How could she ever find love and happiness, if you did what you're talking about? Are you insane?
rose isn't oversexed, that's ridiculous. if you're going to talk nonsense, i don't want to talk to you at all. rose is exactly the same as the rest of us, except more so.	Well, I know, more so. That's why I was thinking... maybe she'd be better off.
well, i... i hadn't thought about it that much. i was thinking... well, it's an idea, the girl is oversexed, and...	Rose isn't oversexed, that's ridiculous. If you're going to talk nonsense, I don't want to talk to you at all. Rose is exactly the same as the rest of us, except more so.
i can't believe you really meant it, if i did i'd want to die. you aren't a male monster, that man is but you aren't. look me in the eye and tell me, do you really want to take rose's womanhood away from her when it's all she has got?	Well, I... I hadn't thought about it that much. I was thinking... well, it's an idea, the girl is oversexed, and...
well, now, darlin'... give me a chance to defend myself.	I can't believe you really meant it, if I did I'd want to die. You aren't a male monster, that man is but you aren't. Look me in the eye and tell me, do you really want to take Rose's womanhood away from her when it's all she has got?
i thought i knew you. i thought i knew you better, i thought in your heart you were a good and kind man. well, i can't believe what i've just heard in this room. a defenseless girl depending on you for protection, and you propose to mutilate and destroy her. how could you listen even for a moment to that sadistic man?	Well, now, darlin'... give me a chance to defend myself.
reluctantly, i do. it would be a blessing to her and everyone else. the girl is oversexed and i say -- spay her!	Over... my... dead... body!
this conversation is making me a little sick.	Honey, that's no way to talk to the Doctor, he's merely doing his job, dear.
i'd say about three months. are you satisfied?	I am poleaxed and in a non compos mentis condition. I wash my hands or the whole thing.
honey!	She doesn't have to take her panties off, we can see her stomach with 'em on. All she has to do is pull up her dress and let us see her belly.
what did you forget?	I forgot that Rose will lie like a child. She's no more pregnant than I am, she just doesn't want to go to that farm!
ah, ha! hold the phone! no forwarding address, huh?  in the shock of this brilliant move, i forgot something.	What did you forget?
she already told you, she doesn't know.	But she must know... unless... unless... Rose, was there more than one person?
that's why i'm asking her who the father is. it's the most vital question of all. who's the father, dear?	She already told you, she doesn't know.
you're not going to get anywhere with that line of questioning. the problem is, what are we going to do?	That's why I'm asking her who the father is. It's the most vital question of all. Who's the father, dear?
this is a total catastrastroke. as of this moment i am stumped, i admit, i am stumped and treed both, the hound dogs have me surrounded.	Poor thing, don't cry, Rose. I know you feel awful, but don't cry, honey, nobody's perfect. Who's the father, dear?
it sounds like a farm to me. calling it a dairy establishment, that's just trickery and flummery.	Trickery and flummery or not, she's going there tomorrow on the bus! It's settled! And I must say we've been more than fair to you, Rose, it's pretty selfish and mean hearted of you to sit there and cry like that!
i don't give a hoot in hell's hollow what it means to her! she can't stay in this house forever! i fired her, damn it!	It sounds like a farm to me. Calling it a dairy establishment, that's just trickery and flummery.
i don't know how you can call it ideal -- don't you know what the word "farm" means to her?	I don't give a hoot in hell's hollow what it means to her! She can't stay in this house forever! I fired her, damn it!
just a minute, rose, you don't understand. this isn't a dirt farm like the one you were born on, it's nice. a neighbor of cousin hop's, i talked to him on the phone, a fine man... it's not a farm, damn it, it's a beautiful dairy establishment! stop crying, rose! do you hear me? stop crying, it's ideal!	I don't know how you can call it ideal -- don't you know what the word "farm" means to her?
honey, rose was born on a farm and has terrible memories of farm life. now i don't think --	Just a minute, Rose, you don't understand. This isn't a dirt farm like the one you were born on, it's nice. A neighbor of Cousin Hop's, I talked to him on the phone, a fine man... it's not a farm, damn it, it's a beautiful dairy establishment! Stop crying, Rose! Do you hear me? Stop crying, it's ideal!
she's just nervous and worried. and you would be, too, if you had no job and no place to go.	Something has got to be done or Rose is going to be in this house forever.
her plan is obvious, plain as day. she's going on a hunger strike. the question is, how do we foil her?	She's just nervous and worried. And you would be, too, if you had no job and no place to go.
she does look a little peaky.	No, she doesn't, she's fine, fine. She's perfectly healthy, don't give her ideas.
she can't get a job, it's a depression. and we can't just throw her out on the street.	The hell we can't.
it has been three weeks since i "fired" her. is there no way to get rid of this girl? are we stuck with her for life?	She can't get a job, it's a depression. And we can't just throw her out on the street.
she hasn't actually done anything...	Just a moment, dear.  We can't have it, Rose. Can you behave yourself -- or not? That is the question, to behave or not to behave, to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous chastity and keep your skirt down or to hoist it in the light of the moon and make whoopee -- that is the coil shuffling question.  If you can't behave I am going to fire you and I say it in front of you and Mrs. Hillyer and I mean it. I point my rigid finger right at your nose, Rose, and I stare unwaveringly into your big blue eyes and I tell you... this is a final warning. Do you hear me?
she's like a different person. being so sick made a big impression on her. i really think she's learned a lesson.	Um-hmm.  Come with me, Brother. I want to show you something.
i don't care where the polecat studied.	Sometimes the negativism and cynicism in you makes me want to vomit.  Your real trouble is that you're anti-intellectual. The irony is women are supposed to be emotional, but I never saw anybody who depended more on emotion and prejudice than you do.
honey, dr. martinson isn't a rascal, he's one of the finest physicians in glenville. he studied at johns hopkins university.	I don't care where the polecat studied.
rosebud looked pretty pitiful in that bed.  i hope she'll be all right, but i still think we ought to fire her.	I don't see how you can even think of it now.
he's a polecat, dear.	Rosebud looked pretty pitiful in that bed.  I hope she'll be all right, but I still think we ought to fire her.
you don't like him because he's a yankee. he's a brilliant doctor.	He's a polecat, dear.
i can't stand that polecat. they ought to hang him.	You don't like him because he's a Yankee. He's a brilliant doctor.
excuse me, sir, are you calling my wife a liar?	Honey, please...
darlin', rose has got to go!	I'll talk to her, I'll reason with her.
what she doesn't understand is that her behavior is disturbing to other people. she's young, she's got to learn to restrain the life force that's in her. its creative, but in her case it's too creative.	Darlin', Rose has got to go!
they follow her because she's a --  -- no, i won't say that.	What she doesn't understand is that her behavior is disturbing to other people. She's young, she's got to learn to restrain the life force that's in her. Its creative, but in her case it's too creative.
if you mean sex, you couldn't be more wrong. rose likes those boys and men, she has love in her heart, and that is what they want. it's the most rare and beautiful thing in life and that is why they follow her.	They follow her because she's a --  -- no, I won't say that.
well, i have a pretty good idea.	If you mean sex, you couldn't be more wrong. Rose likes those boys and men, she has love in her heart, and that is what they want. It's the most rare and beautiful thing in life and that is why they follow her.
how could rose really be a bad influence on dolly? she has a loving nature, you ought to want someone like that around your children. why do you think those boys and men like her?	Well, I have a pretty good idea.
now look, darlin', this is no time to go off into the fourth dimension.	But what I said is the simple truth. And now I see something else, I see more deeply into it...
but morals come from the heart, not from rigid rules and empty laws. and in her heart rose has never hurt anyone and she never would. therefore, she's not immoral. not really.	Now look, darlin', this is no time to go off into the fourth dimension.
that is exactly what i'm afraid of.  the girl has got to go, darlin'.	But morals come from the heart, not from rigid rules and empty laws. And in her heart Rose has never hurt anyone and she never would. Therefore, she's not immoral. Not really.
who is to say our morals are better than hers?  but maybe you're right. she could... influence dolly...	That is exactly what I'm afraid of.  The girl has got to go, darlin'.
it's because of the children she's got to go. i don't want to be holier-than-thou, but the girl doesn't have the same outlook we do. morals don't mean a thing to her, not a thing, and we can't have a girl like that in this house.	Who is to say our morals are better than hers?  But maybe you're right. She could... influence Dolly...
well, she does seem to cause a lot of trouble, i admit. but she doesn't mean any harm and it'll break the children's hearts, they all love her.	It's because of the children she's got to go. I don't want to be holier-than-thou, but the girl doesn't have the same outlook we do. Morals don't mean a thing to her, not a thing, and we can't have a girl like that in this house.
i'm sorry, darlin', i hate it as much as you do.	Well, she does seem to cause a lot of trouble, I admit. But she doesn't mean any harm and it'll break the children's hearts, they all love her.
i said i don't intend to fire her. i just want to ask her to keep her boy friends away from my home and hearth, that's all.	Well, that's very reasonable. Howe I hate to bring it up, but she's got an awful toothache, we've got to carry her to the dentist.
it isn't her fault if she's popular... what?	I said I don't intend to fire her. I just want to ask her to keep her boy friends away from my home and hearth, that's all.
i don't intend to fire her, darlin'.	It isn't her fault if she's popular... what?
just a moment! you are not going to fire this girl for an innocent thing like having boy friends, not while there is breath in my body!	I don't intend to fire her, darlin'.
now you listen to me, rose --	Just a moment! You are not going to fire this girl for an innocent thing like having boy friends, not while there is breath in my body!
and when i try to talk to you seriously, when i try to explain to you the unlimited creative power of life, how beautiful it would be if we gave up this hopeless struggle and simply loved each other from our hearts, what do you do -- you mock me!	I don't intend to mock you, dear. I respect your philosophy. It's beyond my comprehension, but I respect it.
now darlin', what has the south got to do with this?	And when I try to talk to you seriously, when I try to explain to you the unlimited creative power of life, how beautiful it would be if we gave up this hopeless struggle and simply loved each other from our hearts, what do you do -- you mock me!
yes! yes, i say that to you, they were boys! boy friends of rose, chat's what they were, and why shouldn't she have boy friends? do you want her to be unnatural? don't you think she's human the same way you are yourself? it's the south, that's what it is, the south with its horrible traditions, of slavery and crime and the oppression of women, who are just as good as men and just as human!	Now darlin', what has the South got to do with this?
boys? you say to me boys?	Yes! Yes, I say that to you, they were boys! Boy friends of Rose, chat's what they were, and why shouldn't she have boy friends? Do you want her to be unnatural? Don't you think she's human the same way you are yourself? It's the South, that's what it is, the South with its horrible traditions, of slavery and crime and the oppression of women, who are just as good as men and just as human!
scoundrels? they weren't scoundrels, they were just boys.	Boys? You say to me boys?
-- i am not responsible for her epizootics and i did not bring about her epizootics. now listen to me. when i have to get up in the middle of the night and defend my home with a shotgun against a couple of damned scoundrels fistfighting in the bushes --	Scoundrels? They weren't scoundrels, they were just boys.
darlin', it is not my fault if the girl has epizootics --	-- I am not responsible for her epizootics and I did not bring about her epizootics. Now listen to me. When I have to get up in the middle of the night and defend my home with a shotgun against a couple of damned scoundrels fistfighting in the bushes --
you certainly are! she has an awful toothache, look at her jaw, it's all swollen.	Darlin', it is not my fault if the girl has epizootics --
i am not being brutal to her!	You certainly are! She has an awful toothache, look at her jaw, it's all swollen.
i will not sit here and listen to you be brutal to this poor girl.	I am not being brutal to her!
oh, shut up, rose. shut your mouth and quit crying!	I will not sit here and listen to you be brutal to this poor girl.
well, it isn't rose's fault boys and men like her. you cant blame her for that, hon.	Rose, I realize you don't know this boy, but if you know anybody who does know him, if you have even a faint clue as to who he might be, then convey to him that he had better stay away from my house and stop scaring my wife... and I don't mean maybe.
that sulky boy was here again this afternoon. i was almost scared, he wouldn't go away.	Rose, my patience is wearing thin. First a scruffy man who runs like a deer and now a sulky boy who wont go away. This is getting to be a regular monkey and dog show.
well, time will tell, won't it?	Yes, darlin', time will tell.
forgive my crudity, darlin'. all i'm saying is that a girl who would wear clothes like that is going to get in trouble sooner or later.	Well, time will tell, won't it?
well, i wish you'd stop criticizing and picking on her.	Forgive my crudity, darlin'. All I'm saying is that a girl who would wear clothes like that is going to get in trouble sooner or later.
no reason at all, darlin'.	Well, I wish you'd stop criticizing and picking on her.
why shouldn't she go out and have boyfriends?	No reason at all, darlin'.
is she all right?	I don't see any bruises or broken bones.
quarter of twelve.	Is she all right?
what time is it?	Quarter of twelve.
well, she's back.	What time is it?
be kind to her. she loves you so much.  in a perfectly proper way, of course.	Yes, of course.
you are the one who's good-hearted.  as for rose, let's hope for the best.	Be kind to her. She loves you so much.  In a perfectly proper way, of course.
but that's a wonderful quality, not a bad quality.  have a little patience with her. she's such a good-hearted little thing and tries so hard.	You are the one who's good-hearted.  As for Rose, let's hope for the best.
well, she loves children, all right.  she loves everybody.	But that's a wonderful quality, not a bad quality.  Have a little patience with her. She's such a good-hearted little thing and tries so hard.
he and his wife both said she had a fine moral character and was wonderful with children.	Well, she loves children, all right.  She loves everybody.
that farmer in gadsden was awful eager to get rid of her, and i'm beginning to see why.	He and his wife both said she had a fine moral character and was wonderful with children.
i don't think you understand her. it isn't sex she wants, it's love she wants and this is the only way she knows how to get it.	That farmer in Gadsden was awful eager to get rid of her, and I'm beginning to see why.
she will succeed.	I don't think you understand her. It isn't sex she wants, it's love she wants and this is the only way she knows how to get it.
well, i admit that outfit isn't very modest. but she doesn't mean any harm, she just wants to attract, attention.	She will succeed.
the girl worries me. if she walks down the street like that, an army will be following her.	Well, I admit that outfit isn't very modest. But she doesn't mean any harm, she just wants to attract, attention.
i wish you wouldn't pick on rose and tease her like that. of course her clothes are silly, but she's ignorant, naive, she doesn't know any better.	The girl worries me. If she walks down the street like that, an army will be following her.
just half-a-cup of coffee. i never eat, darlin', you know that. not eating and reverse insomnia are my curses. let's go, rose, you and brother, let's hit the road.	Rose, you and Brother wait in the car. I want to speak for a moment Lo Mr. Hillyer.
you're not having lunch?	Just half-a-cup of coffee. I never eat, darlin', you know that. Not eating and reverse insomnia are my curses. Let's go, Rose, you and Brother, let's hit the road.
who doesn't have such thoughts?  we'd better get going.	You're not having lunch?
well, it is a little tight. but it isn't as bad as all that. no one will notice unless they have such thoughts in the first place.	Who doesn't have such thoughts?  We'd better get going.
they'll put her in jail. the damn little fool might as well be naked.	Well, it is a little tight. But it isn't as bad as all that. No one will notice unless they have such thoughts in the first place.
i'm serious. we forget he's just a child. i wish you'd speak to him.	I'll take him with me downtown.  And you, too, Rose, if you want a ride.
lay off of that stuff, son. it upsets your mother.	I'm serious. We forget he's just a child. I wish you'd speak to him.
um-hmm. well, that is the damndest outfit i ever saw in my life. you walk down the street like that and they'll put you in jail, rose.	Why, they won't either. She looks pretty. And I wish you wouldn't pick on the poor girl all the time. Don't listen to him, Rose, you look pretty, even beautiful.
what's the matter, hon? is anything wrong?	No, darlin'. Just that damnable insomnia in reverse. I sleep like a baby for an hour then I'm wide awake. You go back to sleep.
i think about what i'm doing all the time, and i've got as much business behind the wheel of an automobile as anybody. besides, i want you to stay and help rose with the dishes, the poor girl isn't feeling well.	All right, darlin'.
i'll drive you, darlin'. you've got no business behind the wheel of an automobile. you don't think about what you're doing and you'll run into a telephone pole.	I think about what I'm doing all the time, and I've got as much business behind the wheel of an automobile as anybody. Besides, I want you to stay and help Rose with the dishes, the poor girl isn't feeling well.
be nice to rose. she's never had a real home.	You're a wonderful woman, darlin'. As long as you're around, I'm sure the sun wouldn't dare go out.
forgive my crudity, darlin'. i don't understand these deeper things the way you do.	Be nice to Rose. She's never had a real home.
i'm not in the fourth dimension --  -- you are in the fourth dimension, when you allow skepticism and doubt to take control. as blake said, if god had doubt the sun would go out.	Forgive my crudity, darlin'. I don't understand these deeper things the way you do.
all right, darlin', don't go off into the fourth dimension.	I'm not in the fourth dimension --  -- you are in the fourth dimension, when you allow skepticism and doubt to take control. As Blake said, if God had doubt the sun would go out.
hotcha character. if i had to live with your cynicism, i wouldn't want to live at all. what you can't understand is that the creative forces of the universe are positive, not negative.	All right, darlin', don't go off into the fourth dimension.
i love rosebud, i am wild about rosebud. i just hope she doesn't turn out to be a hidden hotcha character, that's all. we have growing children in the house.	Hotcha character. If I had to live with your cynicism, I wouldn't want to live at all. What you can't understand is that the creative forces of the universe are positive, not negative.
hope for the best? i don't understand all this skepticism. i thought you liked rose.	I love Rosebud, I am wild about Rosebud. I just hope she doesn't turn out to be a hidden hotcha character, that's all. We have growing children in the house.
well, let's hope for the best, darlin'.	Hope for the best? I don't understand all this skepticism. I thought you liked Rose.
there are no flies on rose, i don't know what you're talking about.	Well, she must have done something to encourage those scoundrels in Birmingham, even if she did run away from them.
well, i'll admit i don't see any flies on her yet.	There are no flies on Rose, I don't know what you're talking about.
and she's such a good-hearted thing, there isn't an ounce of harm or malice in her.	Well, I'll admit I don't see any flies on her yet.
um-hmm. almost too perfect.	And she's such a good-hearted thing, there isn't an ounce of harm or malice in her.
honey, she's perfect. she works all the time and she's wonderful with the children. and they love her, even brother likes her though he won't admit it. i think she's just perfect.	Um-hmm. Almost too perfect.
i asked you what you think of rosebud, now that she's been here a while.	Honey, she's perfect. She works all the time and she's wonderful with the children. And they love her, even Brother likes her though he won't admit it. I think she's just perfect.
oh. did you say something?	I asked you what you think of Rosebud, now that she's been here a while.
your hearing aid, it's buzzing at me like a snake.	Oh. Did you say something?
what?	Your hearing aid, it's buzzing at me like a snake.
turn up your hearing aid.	What?
what do you think of her, honey?	Turn up your hearing aid.
slow, hon. but at least i can concentrate now that rose is here.	What do you think of her, honey?
how goes it, darlin'?	Slow, hon. But at least I can concentrate now that Rose is here.
yes, it's so nice i thought i'd work outside.	How goes it, darlin'?
good morning, sweetheart. beautiful day.	Yes, it's so nice I thought I'd work outside.
it isn't the fourth dimension. to you it's the fourth dimension, maybe, to me it's simply the truth.	Well, well, well. So Miss Rosebud has arrived. Un-hmm. And you're all assembled here. Yes, indeed. Un hmmm.
what was it, mr. hillyer?	Nothing, Rose.
rose... i hate to be mean, but...  oh, nevermind, forget it.	What was it, Mr. Hillyer?
well, we know you were there. the bill that hospital sent was absolutely horrendous.	Well, I'll pay you that back sometime, Mr. Hillyer.
perfect, wonderful, good as i ever felt! except for a big old scar on my stummick, i wouldn't even know i been in the hospital.	Well, we know you were there. The bill that hospital sent was absolutely horrendous.
you're looking very chipper this morning, rose. sow do you feel?	Perfect, wonderful, good as I ever felt! Except for a big old scar on my stummick, I wouldn't even know I been in the hospital.
it's so, mr. hillyer.	All right, damn it. We've seen you with your clothes off around here, stand up and pull up your dress and let's take a look!
i don't believe it.	It's so, Mr. Hillyer.
i haven't had my period for three months and my stomach is getting big.	I don't believe it.
all right, tell us, rose, what makes you think you're pregnant?	I haven't had my period for three months and my stomach is getting big.
yes, mr. hillyer, i am.	All right, tell us, Rose, what makes you think you're pregnant?
no, you're not.	Yes, Mr. Hillyer, I am.
yes, i am.	No, you're not.
yes, mine. i'm going to have one.	Good God almighty. This is a catastrophe, they won't hire her.
your baby?	Yes, mine. I'm going to have one.
mine.	Your baby?
what baby? what baby? what baby are you speaking about?	Mine.
i'm not cryin' because of me, i'm cryin' because of somebody else.	What?
you mean a farm?	No, no, not exactly. It isn't a farm in the sense that it's a farm. Not at all. It's a... dairy establishment. You'll 1ike it! I'm sure you'll like it because it's so... peaceful!
ahh-hh, you'll like it. it's a fine, outdoor-type job.	You mean a farm?
well. what kinda job is it?	Ahh-hh, you'll like it. It's a fine, outdoor-type job.
yes, tennessee, a lovely state!	Well. What kinda job is it?
tennessee?	Yes, Tennessee, a lovely state!
well, i have got news! i called long distance and spoke to cousin hop and you'll be glad to know, rose, i have found you a job!	Tennessee?
god forbid. you're not sick, rose, forget it. don't get any notions in your head, you're not sick.	Yes, sir.
what's the use, there ain't none.	Mmm. Would you get me another half a-cup of coffee, dear?
well, rose, going out to look for a job today?	What's the use, there ain't none.
rose, darlin', you break my heart. but i am only a human man myself of the father variety. rose, pack your bag, baby, as of this moment you are hired, mired and fired.	Well, Rose, going out to look for a job today?
mr. hillyer, i know it was bad and i hadn't ought to of done it. but i'm only a human girl and i... i ain't always perfect. i promise i won't let him in the house no more, i promise. won't you and mrs. hillyer forgive me?	Rose, darlin', you break my heart. But I am only a human man myself of the father variety. Rose, pack your bag, baby, as of this moment you are hired, mired and fired.
ye gods and little fishes, a fireman. put on some clothes, rose, you're naked as a jay bird. when you're dressed, come on downstairs. i'm afraid your friend billy is injured, where are his clothes?	Under the mattress. I hid 'em so you wouldn't be mad. He wants to marry me, he loves me. I can't marry him, he's too young and hasn't got no job, but he loves me... now you wouldn't hurt him, would you?
he's a nice boy, you'd like him. he wants to be a fireman.	Ye gods and little fishes, a fireman. Put on some clothes, Rose, you're naked as a jay bird. When you're dressed, come on downstairs. I'm afraid your friend Billy is injured, where are his clothes?
well, it was a silly question.	He's a nice boy, you'd like him. He wants to be a fireman.
well, mr. hillyer, billy's very poor, he don't have no money and there wasn't no place else to go.	Well, it was a silly question.
and what, may i ask, was billy doing here?	Well, Mr. Hillyer, Billy's very poor, he don't have no money and there wasn't no place else to go.
well, it's billy.	And what, may I ask, was Billy doing here?
and who, rose, may i ask, is that?	Well, it's Billy.
where is he? where have you got him hid?  ah, ha!	And who, Rose, may I ask, is that?
there ain't nobody here, mr. hillyer! honest, there ain't!	Where is he? Where have you got him hid?  Ah, ha!
i mean a human investment, rose, we care about you, you matter to us. but we have innocent and unformed children in this house and the monkey and dog show has got to stop. do you hear me?	Yes, sir.
i will see you at suppertime, rose.	Yes, air.
i didn't mean to bite him, i really didn't.	I will see you at suppertime, Rose.
i have to go back to the hotel. i'm on duty at the desk and who knows a quest might arrive. i will see you at suppertime, rose.	I didn't mean to bite him, I really didn't.
i didn't mean to bite him. he was hitting horton with a blackjack in the meanest way and... and i bit him accidental.	I have to go back to the hotel. I'm on duty at the desk and who knows a quest might arrive. I will see you at suppertime, Rose.
that's all you've got to say, you've got a bad cold?	Well, I don't know what happened. They were arguin' about baseball, then all of 'em started fightin'. As for that policeman, I didn't bite him, I don't think I bit him.
i got an awful bad cold.	That's all you've got to say, you've got a bad cold?
umm. well. yes. but no more strange voices in the night, rose.	Oh, no, sir.
boy, for four or five days there i didn't think i'd live. but i'm my old self again!	Umm. Well. Yes. But no more strange voices in the night, Rose.
well, i know it, i just got the bill for it.	Boy, for four or five days there I didn't think I'd live. But I'm my old self again!
wonderful. except i can touch the place back there with my tongue, i wouldn't even know i had that tooth pulled.	Well, I know it, I just got the bill for it.
good morning, rose. and how do you feel today?	Wonderful. Except I can touch the place back there with my tongue, I wouldn't even know I had that tooth pulled.
all right, thanks to her, and thanks to this case of epizootics, you are getting another chance.  but don't try my patience again. we have growing children in this house. do you understand me?	Yes, sir.
yes, sir.	All right, thanks to her, and thanks to this case of epizootics, you are getting another chance.  But don't try my patience again. We have growing children in this house. Do you understand me?
darlin', i'll take a taxi to the hotel. you and brother can handle the girl's epizootics. i'll just say one more thing.  rose, i told you you had a friend in mrs. hillyer, didn't i, that she would fight for you like a tiger?	Yes, sir.
oh, shut up, rose, eat your cornflakes!	I'm not hungry.
ohhh-hh, ohhh...	Oh, shut up, Rose, eat your cornflakes!
yes, sir.	Now Rose, stop behaving as if you're Bo Peep. Those men had a flight last night because of some female in this house, and it wasn't Dolly or Mrs. Hillyer.
strange voices, rose?	Yes, sir.
yes, mr. hillyer, it was. i... i heard strange voices in the night.	Strange voices, Rose?
well, rose, my sleep was a little disturbed last night, and so was mrs. hillyer's, and so was the children's. how about you? was your sleep disturbed, too?	Yes, Mr. Hillyer, it was. I... I heard strange voices in the night.
is this ill right?	It'll do just fine.  Bye-bye, see you later.
oh, i'll just mosey around here and there.	Is this ill right?
you don't know where you're going?	Oh, I'll just mosey around here and there.
oh, anywhere downtown.	You don't know where you're going?
where do you want me to let you out, rose?	Oh, anywhere downtown.
you were up late last night, too, rose.	Yes, sir. I had to go to the bathroom.
what have you got in your hair, girl?	My rose. It's kind of like a motto. People will say, there comes Rose with her rose.
how can the buttons stand the pressure?	There are more on the other side.
well, it has buttons.	How can the buttons stand the pressure?
that's a pretty stylish skirt, rose. the only thing i don't understand is how did you ever get it on.	Well, it has buttons.
why, sure, always got time to get you a half-a-cup, and one of these days i'm gonna get you a whole cup and see what happens.	Um-hmmuhh. I never drink a whole cup, my nerves can't stand the caffeine. Ehh-hh, Lord awful insomnia in reverse last night. Lay there and sweated blood for hours.
if you've got time before you go "out," get me a half-a-cup of coffee, rose. not a whole cup, a half-a-cup.	Why, sure, always got time to get you a half-a-cup, and one of these days I'm gonna get you a whole cup and see what happens.
you're so sweet.	If you've got time before you go "out," get me a half-a-cup of coffee, Rose. Not a whole cup, a half-a-cup.
got yourself up?	Yeah. I'm goin' out.
nothin'. i got myself up, that's all.	Got yourself up?
no, sir.	Well, good night.
is anything wrong?	No, sir.
nothin', just goin' to the bathroom.	Is anything wrong?
rose, what are you doing up?	Nothin', just goin' to the bathroom.
oh, i know. she's so sweet, she's been so good to me...	Do you know what a friend you have got there? Do you know she would fight for you like a tiger, that she would fly to your defense in an instant with all the courage in her soul if anyone tried to hurt you? Is this any way to repay her trust and love? Are you ashamed as I am ashamed?  Don't cry, honey, don't cry. But let me warn you, damn your hide, this is Thermopylae and I am standing here. Do you hear me, damn you. I am standing at Thermopylae and the Persians shall not pass! Now get your tail out of here and go wash those dishes, and stop crying!
rose, rose, rose, you poor miserable little child, don't you know i love you? do i have to put my hand on your body or kiss your pretty lips to prove it? you are beautiful to me, rose, i've loved you since you first came here, darlin'. and don't you know mrs. hillyer loves you, too, that she's already taken you into her heart, and that that woman's heart is as wide as the blue sky itself and as deep as the stars?	Oh, I know. She's so sweet, she's been so good to me...
goddamn you, girl! you've made me make a fool out of myself, damn your hide, but let me tell you i am standing at the pass of thermopylae and i won't budge! the very idea, my own home with children in the house, to say nothing of my wife -- oh-h, you had better believe i am standing at thermopylae, you little nut, you had better believe it! what are you, crazy? a man is supposed to be a fool like this, but a woman is supposed to have some control and sense! are you a nitwit? what's the matter with you?	Oh-h, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mr. Hillyer... I just... couldn't help myself. I'm sorry...
don't make me... me... me... get up!	Calm down, Rose, let's calm down and discuss it ...
all right, all right. now calm down, rose, the children will hear you. calm down, let's talk... about this thing, let's discuss it.	Don't make me... me... me... get up!
no, no! you don't understand, i love you! it's real love and i can't help it! please kiss me, mr. hillyer, i love you, i love you so much...	All right, all right. Now calm down, Rose, the children will hear you. Calm down, let's talk... about this thing, let's discuss it.
why, i'm not going to kiss you, you crazy girl. now i'm telling you again, get off my lap. come on, rose, get up. now you get up, i say, and stop this!	No, no! You don't understand, I love you! It's real love and I can't help it! Please kiss me, Mr. Hillyer, I love you, I love you so much...
yes, crazy about you! kiss me, mr. hillyer!	Why, I'm not going to kiss you, you crazy girl. Now I'm telling you again, get off my lap. Come on, Rose, get up. Now you get up, I say, and stop this!
ahh-hem! now, rose, get off my lap. what are you doing, girl? are you crazy?	Yes, crazy about you! Kiss me, Mr. Hillyer!
rosebird baby, you are the light of my life, darlin'. how did we ever get by without you?	I... I'll get the grits.
oh, i don't know, i... i...	Rosebird Baby, you are the light of my life, darlin'. How did we ever get by without you?
rosebaby blossom, these are the most delicious candied yams i ever ate! why, they just melt in my mouth. and this fried chicken is fit for a king. how do you do it, peachbird? what is the secret of your art, plum blossom, huh?	Oh, I don't know, I... I...
all right. now as head of this household i have a couple of remarks to make. it is my dear wife's belief, which i accept although i do not totally grasp it, that to hire a person to do household work is a criminal practice. therefore, you are here not as a servant, you are here as a friend, as a guest and hopefully as a member of this family. you will eat your meals with us, you will share life itself with us -- in love and harmony, dear rosebud, in love and harmony. do you understand me?	Yes, sir.
yes, sir.	All right. Now as head of this household I have a couple of remarks to make. It is my dear wife's belief, which I accept although I do not totally grasp it, that to hire a person to do household work is a criminal practice. Therefore, you are here not as a servant, you are here as a friend, as a guest and hopefully as a member of this family. You will eat your meals with us, you will share life itself with us -- in love and harmony, dear Rosebud, in love and harmony. Do you understand me?
what do you want me to tell her, dave?	Oh, to hell with it, never mind. Don't tell her anything. Don't even tell her you saw me.  Got to run, Buddy, I'll miss my plane.
you might see her. she writes your daddy, and she and that doctor came to see him, didn't they? i wish you'd tell her something... i never could write letters.	What do you want me to tell her, Dave?
ah-h, if you happen to run into rose sometime... do me a favor, give her a message for me, will you?	Dave, I haven't seen Rose for years.
yeah, i'll do that, dave.	Ah-h, if you happen to run into Rose sometime... do me a favor, give her a message for me, will you?
well, got to get a plane to savannah. great running into you, buddy. give my best to your daddy.	Yeah, I'll do that, Dave.
she used to call me mr. right. remember that, buddy?	Yeah, I remember it.
yeah, it took her a while to grow up and find mr. right, but she did it. she found him.	She used to call me Mr. Right. Remember that, Buddy?
you loved her, didn't you. well, so did i.  you'll have to admit she had four husbands.	Yeah, it took her a while to grow up and find Mr. Right, but she did it. She found him.
dave schapiro is no horse doctor and rose has been a good wife to him for a long time. to call her a nymphomaniac is the most stupid thing i ever heard in my life.	You loved her, didn't you. Well, so did I.  You'll have to admit she had four husbands.
i don't want to start no fight with you, buddy. why do you say i'm full of shit?	Dave Schapiro is no horse doctor and Rose has been a good wife to him for a long time. To call her a nymphomaniac is the most stupid thing I ever heard in my life.
dave, you are as full of shit as a christmas turkey and you know it. now if you want to start a fight on this plane and get yourself in jail, go right ahead. but i am telling you, you are full of shit right up to your eyeballs.	I don't want to start no fight with you, Buddy. Why do you say I'm full of shit?
she didn't marry him, though, later she married another guy and went to winston-salem. it didn't last that girl couldn't have no lastin' marriage, she left him and married another dumb sucker and went out west. little bitch left him, too, and you know what she's married to right now?  a kike. that's right, some kind of kike horse doctor named schapiro out in seattle, who's got the nerve to have the same first name i got. wouldn't you know it, rose would wind up married to a goddamn kike? she was always out of her friggin' head and i'll tell you why.  buddy, she was sick in her mind and between her legs, too. she was a nymphomaniac.	Dave, you are as full of shit as a Christmas turkey and you know it. Now if you want to start a fight on this plane and get yourself in jail, go right ahead. But I am telling you, you are full of shit right up to your eyeballs.
she's te reason -- cured me of women once and for all. oh, i got rid of her, buddy, i didn't waste no time kickin' that bitch out. hell, she was screwin' everybody in savannah. i caught her in a motel with this long tall son of a bitch and boy did i beat the everlastin' piss out of him!	She didn't marry him, though, later she married another guy and went to Winston-Salem. It didn't last That girl couldn't have no lastin' marriage, she left him and married another dumb sucker and went out west. Little bitch left him, too, and you know what she's married to right now?  A kike. That's right, some kind of kike horse doctor named Schapiro out in Seattle, who's got the nerve to have the same first name I got. Wouldn't you know it, Rose would wind up married to a goddamn kike? She was always out of her friggin' head and I'll tell you why.  Buddy, she was sick in her mind and between her legs, too. She was a nymphomaniac.
well, no, i didn't actually.	She's te reason -- cured me of women once and for all. Oh, I got rid of her, Buddy, I didn't waste no time kickin' that bitch out. Hell, she was screwin' everybody in Savannah. I caught her in a motel with this long tall son of a bitch and boy did I beat the everlastin' piss out of him!
doubted my ability all along, the little bitch. i never remarried, buddy, you know that, don't you?	Well, no, I didn't actually.
um-m, well...	Doubted my ability all along, the little bitch. I never remarried, Buddy, you know that, don't you?
that's correct -- outside it, not in it. as for the job, well, the jewboy suppliers give me a lot of grief and we use a pile of niggers to haul and tote and they ain't worth a sorry-ass damn.  but i can build anything, buddy. give me the plans and i can build a goddamn staircase to the moon. it's a fact, i can build anything...  ... but she never believed that. oh, hell, no, she never believed in me.	Um-m, well...
i see. outside it.	That's correct -- outside it, not in it. As for the job, well, the Jewboy suppliers give me a lot of grief and we use a pile of niggers to haul and tote and they ain't worth a sorry-ass damn.  But I can build anything, Buddy. Give me the plans and I can build a goddamn staircase to the moon. It's a fact, I can build anything...  ... but she never believed that. Oh, hell, no, she never believed in me.
near alexandria. it isn't in alexandria, it is outside it.	I see. Outside it.
tell me about that job in alexandria, dave, the big motel you're building.	Near Alexandria. It isn't in Alexandria, it is outside it.
took your time gettin' here.	She has other things to do, Dave.
that's right, dave, i'm headed for glenville on a whisperin' jet.	Hey, girl! Hey, you, give us another drink!  Dumb little bitch, supposed to give us two in the first place.
heh heh heh heh, same old buddy, always jokin' around. almost as much of a joker as your daddy.  i saw your daddy a coupla years ago, i was up in glenville lookin' at a motel site. i guess that's where you're headed, huh, to see him?	That's right, Dave, I'm headed for Glenville on a whisperin' jet.
well, actually, we have a little black boy named her---t who lives in the garage. he does it for me.	Heh heh heh heh, same old Buddy, always jokin' around. Almost as much of a joker as your Daddy.  I saw your Daddy a coupla years ago, I was up in Glenville lookin' at a motel site. I guess that's where you're headed, huh, to see him?
i don't mean that the way it sounds.  imagine it, a book. and i used to know you personal way back when.  tell me something, buddy, how do you dream up all that stuff?	Well, actually, we have a little black boy named Her---t who lives in the garage. He does it for me.
oh, yeah?	I don't mean that the way it sounds.  Imagine it, a book. And I used to know you personal way back when.  Tell me something, Buddy, how do you dream up all that stuff?
how about that. well, you always were a screwball.	Oh, yeah?
page proof of a book i'm working on.	How about that. Well, you always were a screwball.
galley what?	Page proof of a book I'm working on.
galley proof.	Galley what?
ha ha, course you make a lot more.  what's that you got there, buddy?	Galley proof.
well, that's interesting, dave. i always liked washington, it's a pretty town.	Oh, it's all right, beats Jew York. But the niggers have took it over, just like every other city we got, only worse.
well, i am in the construction business, buddy, and without braggin' i have done real good at it.  there are those who wouldn't have expected that out of me.  right now i'm buildin' a giant motel unit near alexandria, outside washington, d.c. not fi-nance, i'm on the construction side.	Well, that's interesting, Dave. I always liked Washington, it's a pretty town.
oh. oh, god. of course, dave, how are you?	Well, I am in the construction business, Buddy, and without braggin' I have done real good at it.  There are those who wouldn't have expected that out of me.  Right now I'm buildin' a giant motel unit near Alexandria, outside Washington, D.C. Not fi-nance, I'm on the construction side.
it's dave wilkie! i'm dave wilkie, don't you remember me?	Oh. Oh, God. Of course, Dave, how are you?
well, i... i... ah-h, let's see...	It's Dave Wilkie! I'm Dave Wilkie, don't you remember me?
awww-rr, buddy, come on, you know me!	Well, I... I... ah-h, let's see...
excuse me... your voice is familiar and i'm sure i know you from somewhere...	Awww-rr, Buddy, come on, you know me!
what's the matter with him?	I don't know. I think he's cryin'!
you mustn't be a tattletale, dear. you mustn't be delilah-ish and jezebel-ish toward your brother, dear.	I'm only trying to help him, Mother.
daddy, buddy was up late last night reading little dirty comic books. mother gave him a dose of castor oil and he cursed it, he took the lords name in vain, then claimed he hadn't said it. he lied, daddy.	You mustn't be a tattletale, dear. You mustn't be Delilah-ish and Jezebel-ish toward your brother, dear.
yes, dear, what is it?	Mother, Buddy says Rose got in his bed last night and he fiddled with her and she snorted and had a fit -- and he says I would too if I was grown-up. Is it true, Mother -- would I sweat and snort and froth at the mouth and have a horrible fit like he says?
i don't like that, either, it's worse than waski. i want to be called fran.	Daddy wouldn't hear that. Now the redhaired boy you see sitting there, of course you have met him, he is my oldest son and my most brilliant child. All children have great creative powers, but I don't want to rattle on about my children, they say I brag too much about them, especially about Brother. Am I boring you, Rose?
actually of course i won't operate, i don't do major surgery. dr. hardy will operate and of course he'll be guided by your wishes in this respect.	Let him be guided not by my wishes and not by Rose's wishes, although I am sure they are identical. Let him be guided by the wishes of the creative power of life itself, because that is what has spoken through me tonight.
i understand you perfectly. you leave that girl alone, you wretched man, or you will be sorry.	Actually of course I won't operate, I don't do major surgery. Dr. Hardy will operate and of course he'll be guided by your wishes in this respect.
yes, i understand you, but you have misunderstood me completely.	I understand you perfectly. You leave that girl alone, you wretched man, or you will be sorry.
i will not cry like a woman. if i'm upset it's because of what my husband said, not because of you. you can't make me cry like a woman, a woman has got just as much intelligence and self-control as a man. and you get this in your head. if you hurt that girl, i'll hire lawyers and sue you for malpractice for every penny you have got, i'll do my level best to ruin you. do you understand me?	Yes, I understand you, but you have misunderstood me completely.
illusions, madam?	You'd go so far as to mutilate a helpless girl who has no means to defend herself, you'd go that far? Don't you think I know what you've just said and don't you think I understand the dreadful and revolting crime you've just conspired to commit?
are you human beings or are you some kind of male monsters? is there no limit to which you won't go to keep your illusions about yourselves?	Illusions, Madam?
what are you talking about? i don't understand all this mumbo jumbo and the funny looks on your faces.	Mrs. Hillyer, this girl is sick in more ways than one. She is an extreme psychoneurotic with uncontrollable sexual impulses. It would be a mercy to spare her the suffering she causes herself and others. Therefore I recommend as a therapeutic measure the removal of her second ovary. It is ethically and medically the only proper decision in this case and I suspect your husband agrees with me.
yes, go on.	I am thinking particularly of the other ovary. As a rule I don't believe in removing it. The woman's hormonal system is profoundly disturbed, she is subject to possibly serious depression, she loses many of her secondary sexual characteristics for example, her breasts might shrink and become flabby, facial hair might appear along with a coarsening of the features, and of course her sexual drive is greatly diminished, especially in a girl or young woman. For these reasons I am opposed to removing the other ovary, as a rule. Do you follow me?
i'm sorry the truth nauseates you, mrs. hillyer, because before you leave there's a bit more of it i'd like to put to you. this operation provides a therapeutic opportunity that i feel is quite important in regard to this particular girl, who suffers not only from an ovarian cyst but from a certain psychoneurotic condition as well.	What do you mean, what kind of gobbledygook talk is that?
no, you shouldn't have, it was needlessly cruel. she thinks she has cancer and is going to die.	She's an adult, Mrs. Hillyer, I was merely giving her the facts.
we make our own lives, madam. as for malignancy, i don't think so, it's very unlikely. i probably shouldn't have even mentioned that possibility to her.	No, you shouldn't have, it was needlessly cruel. She thinks she has cancer and is going to die.
well, that's pathetic. poor rose, what a life she has had.	We make our own lives, Madam. As for malignancy, I don't think so, it's very unlikely. I probably shouldn't have even mentioned that possibility to her.
don't worry, madam, she can't infect your dear little kiddies. she long ago fully recovered, but the disease did irreparable damage. the girl is permanently barren.	Well, that's pathetic. Poor Rose, what a life she has had.
gonorrhea?	Don't worry, Madam, she can't infect your dear little kiddies. She long ago fully recovered, but the disease did irreparable damage. The girl is permanently barren.
i'm not surprised you thought she was pregnant. an ovarian cyst can look very much like pregnancy. but it was pure wishful thinking on her part. the girl can never have children, she had gonorrhea at fifteen and it was untreated.	Gonorrhea?
let me be the judge of that, madam.	Yes. Well. She's upstairs.
oh, good evening, doctor. rose is a lot better, i just gave her her supper. she's almost all well now.	Let me be the judge of that, Madam.
yes, thank you, doctor.	I beg your pardon, epi-zoo-tics? Do you mean "epi-zoo-ot-tics," an animal epidemic?
it's simply that i find it incredible, mr. hillyer. aside from the girl's illness at the moment, she is very strong, a very healthy specimen of a young human female -- and a comely one, too. she must have gotten protein somewhere as a young child, if only sporadically.	It is kind of amazing. The dentist says she has perfect teeth, there isn't a cavity in her mouth.
well, her people were very poor. she says she was often hungry as a child, and i'm sure the food she ate was pretty awful, not a balanced diet at all.	Exactly, and that's why she couldn't possibly have come from such a farm.
a tenant farm? are you trying to tell me that girl is a product of the hookworm and pellagra belt?	Well, her people were very poor. She says she was often hungry as a child, and I'm sure the food she ate was pretty awful, not a balanced diet at all.
deathly afraid of it. her people were poor tenant farmers and she doesn't know anything about doctors or medicine or hospitals.	A tenant farm? Are you trying to tell me that girl is a product of the hookworm and pellagra belt?
afraid of the hospital?	Deathly afraid of it. Her people were poor tenant farmers and she doesn't know anything about doctors or medicine or hospitals.
she hid it from us, doctor. she's afraid of the hospital.	Afraid of the hospital?
of course she does and i must say i'm puzzled by your delay in getting her to the hospital. i should think ordinary powers of observation would have suggested to you that she was seriously ill.	She hid it from us, Doctor. She's afraid of the hospital.
she looks terrible, just awful.	Of course she does and I must say I'm puzzled by your delay in getting her to the hospital. I should think ordinary powers of observation would have suggested to you that she was seriously ill.
well, mrs. hillyer, the girl is strong as an ox and that is what is keeping her alive. but not many people walk away from double pneumonia, madam, not many.	She looks terrible, just awful.
that would scare her to death. she's terrified of hospitals. to her, a hospital is where you go to die.	I think you're right, it would be harder on her. But you'd better call Mr. Hillyer, she's going to need help to get home.
yes, and it's very bad. it probably should be done at the hospital under general anesthesia.	That would scare her to death. She's terrified of hospitals. To her, a hospital is where you go to die.
but the wisdom tooth will have to be pulled?	Yes, and it's very bad. It probably should be done at the hospital under general anesthesia.
well, she has one mouth in ten thousand, i don't see teeth like that once in ten years. her trouble is an impacted wisdom tooth, but there isn't a cavity in her head, not a single one. she has perfect teeth.	But the wisdom tooth will have to be pulled?
she was raised on a poor dirt farm. i'm sure she's never seen a dentist or hardly even a doctor.	Well, she has one mouth in ten thousand, I don't see teeth like that once in ten years. Her trouble is an impacted wisdom tooth, but there isn't a cavity in her head, not a single one. She has perfect teeth.
well, she finally let me look in her mouth. is it true she's never been to a dentist?	She was raised on a poor dirt farm. I'm sure she's never seen a dentist or hardly even a doctor.
mother... is rose going to die?	No, Waski, she won't die, because we are praying for her.
oh, mother, cut it out.	There are plenty of girls who would give thousands of dollars to have your auburn hair. Beauty is beauty and that's all there is to it. Beauty is there and we have to recognize it. Now Rose, the little girl sitting across from you with the blue eyes is Doll Baby. She looks like an angel and she is an angel, but she can be a naughty angel sometimes, although her father won't believe it. Her real name is Frances, but we call her Dolly or Doll.
when he was baby we called him "wa wa," a baby name, you know. you will find him a very good boy. his brother can be bad and so can his sister, but waski is a very good boy. and as you can see he's beautiful.	Oh, Mother, cut it out.
you can stop it right now.	When he was baby we called him "Wa Wa," a baby name, you know. You will find him a very good boy. His brother can be bad and so can his sister, but Waski is a very good boy. And as you can see he's beautiful.
rose, this is waski. his real name is warren but we call him waski. he doesn't like it much and i suppose someday we'll have to stop calling him that.	You can stop it right now.
well... well, that's wonderful, rose.	And who do you suppose he is? That policeman who arrested me, the one I bit! He is Mr. Right!
you'll never guess what happened!  i have met mr. right! i been with him all day and he loves me, i know he does, he loves me and he's going to marry met be's practi'cly ast me already!	Well... well, that's wonderful, Rose.
i was offered that job as a waitress.	Forget about it, I don't want you working in one of those honky tonks.
don't worry, honey, you'll find something.	I was offered that job as a waitress.
rose, you don't have to.	I don't mind.
rose, really, you shouldn't act like that.	Oh, I know. But I didn't, really. Honestly, I didn't. There was only one, but he's out of town and leave no forwardin' address.
oh-h, mrs. hillyer, i... i can't think. i... i'm not really sure.	Rose, really, you shouldn't act like that.
well, i... i... i don't know... maybe it was... but no, you can't be sure about a thing like that. it wasn't billy, i didn't know him.	I know it's embarrassing... but who were you exposed to, dear? ROSE Well, now, Mrs. Hillyer, I... ah-h, that's kinda hard to say.
rose, you don't look well and you haven't eaten a bit of breakfast.	I'm not hungry. I can't eat nothin', I haven't been able to eat since I got fired. I think maybe I'm sick.
well, there's no reason you shouldn't go out, rose... in moderation.	I don't want to. When I was lyin' there in that hospital bed at death's door I says to myself, I ain't goin' out no more. If I ever get outta this, I'll just stay home.
well, you're real sweet to make it for me.  there never was nobody like you. and you don't need to worry, i ain't goin' out no more.	Well, there's no reason you shouldn't go out, Rose... in moderation.
you look very pretty in it, rose. really, you do.	Well, you're real sweet to make it for me.  There never was nobody like you. And you don't need to worry, I ain't goin' out no more.
yeah, it's kinda nice.	You look very pretty in it, Rose. Really, you do.
you see, rose? now that's the kind of dress you ought to wear.	Yeah, it's kinda nice.
rose, you're very sick. you're burning up. rose, can you hear me? rose?	What? Wha-at? Mrs. Hillyer?
rose has learned her lesson, haven't you, rose?	Yes, ma'am.
no more dentists, no more dentists...	It'll get better now.
i know it was bad, honey. i'm sorry...	No more dentists, no more dentists...
never again, never again...	I know it was bad, honey. I'm sorry...
rose, sit down in that chair and be quiet! we're trying to help you, you silly creature, sit in that chair!	Oh-hh, ohh-hh, Lord, he's gonna kill me.
i'm not goin' in there, i don't like the looks of it!	Rose, sit down in that chair and be quiet! We're trying to help you, you silly creature, sit in that chair!
ohh-hh, a little. oh-h, i ain't never been to no dentist before. he's gonna kill me, i just know it.	No, Rose, he'll help you.
poor thing. does the ice help, rose?	Ohh-hh, a little. Oh-h, I ain't never been to no dentist before. He's gonna kill me, I just know it.
i don't want to go to the dentist.	Be quiet, Rose.
i don't think we ought to discuss this in front of the children.	Oh... oh... oh! I think... maybe... one of 'em... was Foster... but I don't hardly know him!
mrs. hillyer, i don't know who he is, i really don't.	I had better call Daddy.
rose, that scruffy-looking man is out in the yard again.	Mrs. Hillyer, I don't know who he is, I really don't.
yes, ma'am.	Doll, you and Waski run on, too.
well, i think it's charming, rose.  but don't you think... ah, the skirt is a little tight?	Oh, no, that's the style. It's meant to be clinging.
no, ma'am, i'm just fine.	You look sick if you ask me. I hate to leave you with the dishes and all, but I'm supposed to go to a meeting of the Garden Club this evening.  I'll need the car keys.
rose, you're in an awful dither tonight. what's the matter with you, honey, are you sick or something?	No, ma'am, I'm just fine.
well, you run on now.	Yes, Ma'am.
i like to work. i don't mind work. it's the least i can do after all you and mr. hillyer have done for me.  you're so sweet. there never was nobody like you.	Well, you run on now.
really, why don't you go sit down somewhere?	I like to work. I don't mind work. It's the least I can do after all you and Mr. Hillyer have done for me.  You're so sweet. There never was nobody like you.
you're so sweet.	Really, why don't you go sit down somewhere?
rose, you work too hard. why don't you go sit down somewhere and drink a co-cola?	You're so sweet.
it must be wonderful to be so smart. i don't see how you do it, reading all those books, learning all that stuff.	Rose, you work too hard. Why don't you go sit down somewhere and drink a Co-Cola?
well, i am working on my thesis.	It must be wonderful to be so smart. I don't see how you do it, reading all those books, learning all that stuff.
are you going to get your degree soon?	Well, I am working on my thesis.
more history, rose.	Are you going to get your degree soon?
what are you studying now, mrs. hillyer?	More history, Rose.
oh, no, ma'am.	Well, it's rather interesting about Brother, actually. I realized the remarkable thing he had when he was six weeks old. He looked at me and understood me, he knew exactly who I was. I know it sounds crazy but it's true. He's very remarkable, he was born for the ministry and could move millions, but he doesn't know that yet. I have to warn you about him, he can be very dangerous, there is an evil streak in him, a streak of pure sheer meanness. But at heart Brother is saintly and that is why he was born for the ministry even if he doesn't know it.
hasn't he got enough problems, or didn't you notice that's not cream soda on his breath?	... okay... you made your point.
maybe i'm not making myself clear. you're probably the first girl billy-boy's ever fallen in love with, and i know for sure you're the first he's slept with.  so, how's he gonna feel...  ... when he finds out that the only first he is for you is the first guy who didn't have to pull out at the last second to get his close-up?	Hasn't he got enough problems, or didn't you notice that's not cream soda on his breath?
what... what makes you think you can order me around?!	Maybe I'm not making myself clear. You're probably the first girl Billy-Boy's ever fallen in love with, and I know for sure you're the first he's slept with.  So, how's he gonna feel...  ... when he finds out that the only first he is for you is the first guy who didn't have to pull out at the last second to get his close-up?
you're not gonna see him again.	What... what makes you think you can order me around?!
let me tell him.  let him decide.	You're not gonna see him again.
what were you gonna say?  exactly how did you think he was gonna make the leap from dating a sweet, innocent school teacher to an ass-fucking porn star?	But... I love him.  I do...
i was going to tell him.	What were you gonna say?  Exactly how did you think he was gonna make the leap from dating a sweet, innocent school teacher to an ass-fucking porn star?
i'm looking at this poster, and i'm thinkin', i don't remember seeing films like this when i was in school.	I was going to tell him.
i... i can explain...	I'm looking at this poster, and I'm thinkin', I don't remember seeing films like this when I was in school.
we'll take the caltrust heist, but if it's no good, we will hunt you down, and billy-boy will pull out your spine and he will beat you to death with it.	Fair enough.
come on, don't you screw with her, please!  you... you got to want this: armored car job.  caltrust bank. they took two million in cash...	Read my lips: Zimmermann or nothing.
careful she doesn't hit her head on the way.	Come on, don't you screw with her, please!  You... you got to want this: armored car job.  CalTrust Bank. They took two million in cash...
alright, wait... there's a dentist in brentwood peddling morphine...	Careful she doesn't hit her head on the way.
who cares?	Alright, wait... there's a dentist in Brentwood peddling morphine...
hey, listen... i'll give you something else, kittle.  anything. remember... remember that corpse washed up on huntington beach?  it was never identified...	Who cares?
take her down to the car, and for christ's sake be careful this time.  last suspect he took in, butter-fingers dropped her down the stairs.  what a mess.  why is it we don't appreciate our arms and legs till we've lost the use of them?	Hey, listen... I'll give you something else, Kittle.  Anything. Remember... remember that corpse washed up on Huntington Beach?  It was never identified...
have i ever steered you wrong?	Cuff'em.  Let's see what these two love birds say once they're sitting in separate cages.
now you know what to watch for...	Am I supposed to take this information and sit up in the hills with a frickin' telescope?
a lincoln?  what lincoln?  lincoln continental?  lincoln mark five... six... ?	Now you know what to watch for...
what and?  that's what i got.	A Lincoln?  What Lincoln?  Lincoln Continental?  Lincoln Mark Five... Six... ?
and... ?	What and?  That's what I got.
okay, man, okay.  i'm with you.  i... i heard how the shit's arriving...  it's coming in a lincoln.	And... ?
you get nothing and like it.  and if we're not blissfully happy with what you tell us, we arrest you just for the fun of it.	Okay, man, okay.  I'm with you.  I... I heard how the shit's arriving...  It's coming in a Lincoln.
i'll tell you what... i think it's all you've got.	Well... what can I do?  You've created a dilemma...  And, look at the that. Time's running out.  I wonder... how can I impress upon you just exactly how frustrating this situation is for me?
you think it's that good?	I'll tell you what... I think it's all you've got.
i figure, for this information, the usual payment... times ten.	You think it's that good?
how much?	I figure, for this information, the usual payment... times ten.
a little birdie whispered in my ear today... about the needle-candy you're chasing.  it's up here...  ... in the old curiosity shop.	How much?
put up your kickstand, freak.  start talking, or we're out the door.	A little birdie whispered in my ear today... about the needle-candy you're chasing.  It's up here...  ... in the old curiosity shop.
what eve and i wouldn't give to meet up with you on the business end of a daisy chain.	Put up your kickstand, freak.  Start talking, or we're out the door.
every person's got their own kinks, beef-cake.  what's wrong, kittle?  you don't swing?	What Eve and I wouldn't give to meet up with you on the business end of a daisy chain.
incestuous.	Every person's got their own kinks, beef-cake.  What's wrong, Kittle?  You don't swing?
indivisible and inseparable.	Incestuous.
what... ?	Abe Lincoln...
three hundred kilos of white lady hidden inside a giant bust of abraham lincoln.  a parade float.	What... ?
if i tell you, how do i know you won't just club me and take it back?	You don't.  It's a gamble.  But, not even in Vegas are you gonna get close to this kind of cash.  This is <U>two million</U>, Archie.  It's not three houses, it's twelve.  It's dreams come true.
it's six o'clock.  time's runaing out.  decide.	If I tell you, how do I know you won't just club me and take it back?
well, i'm running out of trees, so look me in the eye like a man and tell me you don't know!  convince me!	I don't know.  Fuck off!
i'm telling you, you're barking up the wrong tree.	Well, I'm running out of trees, so look me in the eye like a man and tell me you don't know!  Convince me!
you're zimmermann's calculator, archie.  all the blood money you had to move around to make this deal, you got to know something.  maybe they told you, maybe you overheard things you weren't supposed to hear...	I'm telling you, you're barking up the wrong tree.
this is private property.  this is breaking and entering!	Just entering.  We'll get to the breaking in a minute.
i need the "when" and the "where."	I don't know, okay?  All I know is Butch Cassidy's back in town.
it's bone dry out there.  everybody's hurting.  the stuff floating around's been cut so many times it's like powdered sugar, but zimnermann's gonna fix it.	I need the "when" and the "where."
alright!  alright... put me down...	It's bone dry out there.  Everybody's hurting.  The stuff floating around's been cut so many times it's like powdered sugar, but Zimnermann's gonna fix it.
last time billy-boy did this, the guy's neck broke...  ... just like that.  sad in a way. why is it we don't truly appreciate our arms and legs till we've lost the use of them?	Alright!  Alright... put me down...
i don't know what you're talking about, man.  even if i did, i'm not so crazy i'm gonna cross zimmermann.	This scag is enough to keep every junkie from here to the Mexican border high as a kite for the next two years.  You think we're gonna let Zimmermann haul it onto <U>our</U> streets on the Fourth-of-fucking-July!?
know what he's doing, benny?  he's trying to jog your memory.	I don't know what you're talking about, man.  Even if I did, I'm not so crazy I'm gonna cross Zimmermann.
again.	Know what he's doing, Benny?  He's trying to jog your memory.
hey now... what the fuck... ?	Again.
oh, you fuckers!  you fucking fuckers!  what?  what do you want?	Word is, while the vice cops on the East Coast were standing around playing pocket pool, 300 kilos of heroin got smuggled into New York City.  And, right now it's making a cross-country journey to Hollywood, U.S.A.
what do you want?  i'm clean.  i been clean a long time.	Really?  Is that a fact... ?
kittle...	Where you been hiding, grease-fist? We've been looking for you.
happy independence day.	Yeah.  Happy Fourth of July.
you don't smoke.	I'm not taking a cigarette break, jackass, just give me one!
gimmie a butt.	You don't smoke.
how you doing back there?	Feeling great.
where we going?	We're gonna rain on Zimmermann's parade.
same day as before.  i think.	Where we going?
what day is it?	Same day as before.  I think.
they shot us all, kid.	What day is it?
they... they shot me.	They shot us all, kid.
what about him?	You've never heard of Napoleon brandy, Mister Smarty-Pants?  How do you think it got its name?
okay, seriously.  what about napoleon, huh?	What about him?
who's been giving you history lessons?  your bartender?	Okay, seriously.  What about Napoleon, huh?
dean martin.	Entertainers don't count.
name one.	Dean Martin.
i don't know what the problem is. plenty of great men throughout history got their bravery out of a bottle	Name one.
the booze.	I don't know.  I could quit now if I wanted, I just don't want to.
what?	The booze.
when you planning to cut back on that?	What?
what's the plan?	Beats me.  You got a suggestion, feel free to shout it out, genius.
that's sick.	Welcome to Beverly Hills. Wife-swapping Capital of the World.
wh... what... ?!	Clench your teeth so when we land you don't accidentally bite off your tongue.
clench your teeth.	Wh... what... ?!
look, kittle... pull over and let me out.  i'll be fine... okay?  how 'bout that... ?  oh, lord almighty, listen to me... i don't want to die!!  lemme out of this coffin!!	Clench your teeth.
that's them trying to kill us.	Well, they sure know how to hold a grudge.
yeah.	That's them trying to kill us.
the ones you got in that fist-fight with a couple a weeks ago... ?	Yeah.
yeah.	The ones you got in that fist-fight with a couple a weeks ago... ?
remember those two uniform cops who been giving us such a hard time... ?	Yeah.
okay, we got... one, two... three...  two caddies and poe's mustang.	Could be worse.  I don't know how, but I'm sure it could.
no offices are gonna be open today.	Lots of these pencil-pushers work out of their homes.  It's a tax dodge.
where you gonna be?	It's personal.  We'll hook up at Billy-Boy's pad in an hour.  See ya then.
"a.d."	Who's that?  Zimmermann's money-man?
ah, jeez, billy... careful!	I got him.
we shoulda been there to back you up. we shoulda!	Stop blaming yourself.
all i got is being a cop.  what do i do if i'm not that?	You big, fat sonofabitch, if it weren't for me, you'd still be sitting in the file room where I found you.  And you... Nena... you've still got needle scars from where I pulled you out of.  You of all people...
yeah, but if we don't sit, they'll take our badges.	What of it?  Haven't we waited forever... ?  Haven't we, honey?  Haven't we waited long enough to get this scumbag?
you're just saying nothing!  tonight is the night.	Yeah, but if we don't sit, they'll take our badges.
i'm just saying...	You're just saying nothing!  Tonight is the night.
what are you, henry friggin' kissinger all the sudden?	I'm just saying...
well... we shouldn't rush into this, right?  let's talk about it.	What are you, Henry friggin' Kissinger all the sudden?
i say, fuck 'em.  let's go.	Well... we shouldn't rush into this, right?  Let's talk about it.
jiminy christmas.	I can not even begin to imagine how much that must have hurt.
we should slow down.	Hands off the suit, monkey-boy. Close your eyes if you're scared.
relax.	We should slow down.
this is too fast.  this is <u>way</u> too fast!	Relax.
i'd rather you guys didn't do this again.	Move it!
make a hole, billy-boy.	I'd rather you guys didn't do this again.
no you can't.	Get ready.
i can work this.	No you can't.
we catch 'em, i wanna be first to hurt 'em.  promise me i get to go first.	We'll share.
sons of bitches!	We catch 'em, I wanna be first to hurt 'em.  Promise me I get to go first.
i... i can't find my seatbelt.	What do you want me to do about it?
that wasn't my fault.	Save it.  Just go.
escort everyone's favorite she-male over here nice and peaceful-like. let's not have another incident like at the laundromat.  i'll never forget the look on that poor woman's face.	That wasn't my fault.
just a little, you know... bicentennial memento.  nothing special.	Whoa, thanks, man.  These are cool. They'll be collector's items.
give a hoot.  don't pollute.	I'll give you a fucking hoot if you don't shut up back there.
thank you, concerned citizen.	Give a Hoot.  Don't Pollute.
you shouldn't litter.	Thank you, concerned citizen.
jeez... it's too early in the morning for this.  leave off.  here's your paper.	What, am I supposed to read it while I drive?  Keep a grip on it, alright?
she's right.  if you two are doing the horizontal polka, the last thing you want is a thirty-five pound bundle-of-joy stumbling around, knocking over furniture and calling you "daddy."	Jeez... it's too early in the morning for this.  Leave off.  Here's your paper.
what'd i say?	It's the way you say it, like there's something more too it.
lay off once, would you?	What'd I say?
nothing, i guess.  just an observation.  she's really something special.  you're a lucky fella.	Lay off once, would you?
filthy kids go to kindergarten too. what are you saying, anyhow?	Nothing, I guess.  Just an observation.  She's really something special.  You're a lucky fella.
tell me something... what's a school teacher doing having you meet for breakfast in one of the filthiest parts of downtown skank-ville?  i mean, this is not the place for fine dining, unless looking at prostitutes stimulates your appetite.	Filthy kids go to kindergarten too. What are you saying, anyhow?
she's fine, as if you cared.	Tell me something... what's a school teacher doing having you meet for breakfast in one of the filthiest parts of downtown skank-ville?  I mean, this is not the place for fine dining, unless looking at prostitutes stimulates your appetite.
how's your precious little school-marm today?	She's fine, as if you cared.
he tried to kill us.	We've got the tape to prove it.
there probably is.	Bummer.
feels like there's a bullet still in my chest.	There probably is.
you could start over again with cash like that.	Go wherever you want.  Live how you want.
billy, i love you i really do... but i've got to tell you, every day, in every way, you give new meaning to the word "stupidity."	What can I say to that... except, I love you too, you mean-spirited bitch.
nope.	Oh.  Well.   I think it's pretty common knowledge that in the Battle of Little Big Horn, Custer was drunk off his ass.
general jim beam, then.	Nope.
no.	General Jim Beam, then.
what about jack daniels?  wasn't he a decorated general in the civil war?	No.
you plan on shooting that gun or just hugging it?	I'm waiting till the time's right.
don't talk like that.  there's plenty of women around for jerks like you.	You're lying...
... where... where's a jerk like me ever gonna find another girl to love him... huh?...	Don't talk like that.  There's plenty of women around for jerks like you.
whoa, whoa... it's gonna be alright.	... where... where's a jerk like me ever gonna find another girl to love him... huh?...
if we don't catch a break soon, we're gonna be left standing with our dicks in our hands.	Speak for yourself.
bad news is, word's spreading like wildfire that we don't have badges, and nobody wants to end up getting splattered like butch cassidy either.	If we don't catch a break soon, we're gonna be left standing with our dicks in our hands.
can't you say something nice once?	Okay.  It doesn't smell as bad in here as I remember it smelling.
you live like a pig.	Can't you say something nice once?
who said it wa's me, hub?  anyway... he fell off a ladder.  it wasn't really my fault.	Well, I got something..  Pop-Sweet's accounting ledger for the Disco-Strip.  All the money transactions.  Look...  Someone's putting their initials beside the weekly totals.  Like they're acknowledging a deposit.
this is the police lock-up.  we're police.  how can we steal from ourselves?	Then, why'd we tie him up?
no, we're stealing.	This is the police lock-up.  We're police.  How can we steal from ourselves?
we're not stealing.  we're borrowing.	No, we're stealing.
i can't believe we're stealing.	We're not stealing.  We're borrowing.
let's go!  fuck everything!  god damn sons of bitching mother humpers... i'm gonna rip'em all brand new assholes... !	Hey... HEY!    Cool down, Jumbo!
okay.  but, what changed our mind?	Just keep an eye out till I get this rig up and running.
we have to find kittle.	Okay.  But, what changed our mind?
where we going?	We have to find Kittle.
how come everyone thinks hitting me's the best way to get my attention?	Where we going?
follow me.	How come everyone thinks hitting me's the best way to get my attention?
what the... ?!  what was that for?	Follow me.
laugh it up.  you'll cry later.	You'll cry like a great big, blubbering baby.
smooth move, hot-shot.	What was I supposed to do?
that's him alright.	It's go time, Billy-B.
hey...	Forgive me for not ooing cartwheels over commemorative salt and pepper shakers
it doesn't say that.	No, but it should.
"leo.  the stages of the moon are in alignment, so now is a perfect time for a vigorous regimen of self improvement.  wash yourself more carefully each morning, stop using pies and cakes as your primary source of nourishment, and quit tucking your shirttails inside your underwear."	It doesn't say that.
what's mine say?	"Leo.  The stages of the moon are in alignment, so now is a perfect time for a vigorous regimen of self improvement.  Wash yourself more carefully each morning, stop using pies and cakes as your primary source of nourishment, and quit tucking your shirttails inside your underwear."
i'm back here, aren't i?  so, you don't have to make up a buncha lies to make me feel good about it.	Oh... okay.
you never heard of physics, einstein? the laws of physics.  the more ballast we keep closer to the rear tires...	I'm back here, aren't I?  So, you don't have to make up a buncha lies to make me feel good about it.
bullshit.	You never heard of physics, Einstein? The laws of physics.  The more ballast we keep closer to the rear tires...
you know, the more weight back there, the faster the car goes.	Bullshit.
birth control's important.	What... what kinda thing is that to say?
wha... ?	Birth control's important.
you been wearing rubbers, billy-boy?	Wha... ?
well, i would like to sit in front today.	It's not gonna happen.
it's just the way things are, kiddo.	Well, I would like to sit in front today.
why do i always have to sit in back?	It's just the way things are, kiddo.
you mean taking bribes, and skimming busts and letting hoods walk? you mean not being able to sleep at night after shaking down some honest joe?	There was a time when you did things the right way, till you hooked up with that fat-assed-boozehound and the soul-sister.
what happened, kittle?  we used to be friends.  you used to know how the game was played.	You mean taking bribes, and skimming busts and letting hoods walk? You mean not being able to sleep at night after shaking down some honest Joe?
maybe.	What happened, Kittle?  We used to be friends.  You used to know how the game was played.
you going rogue on me?	Maybe.
our resignations.	You going rogue on me?
where have you been?	I'm here.  That's all that counts. Watch... you'll enjoy this... it's like magic...
i'm gonna put a great big, ear-to-fucking-ear smile on your face.  how 'bout that?	Where have you been?
there'll be other chances.	Not like this.  Are you even listening?
hey now, look!  let's all get on the same page here.  this shipment is do or die for zimmermann's syndicate; all or nothing.  if we stop the drugs, we don't even have to catch him red-handed.  he's ruined cause his pushers go broke with nothing to sell.  on the other hand, if we fuck this up, it means more zombies crawling the gutters than ever and a morgue that doesn't have a single empty drawer.  more old ladies getting mugged and molested by junk-hungry needle-freaks, and all the while zimmermann's sitting back and laughing his head off.	There'll be other chances.
well, shake a leg.  get these files downstairs...  and, quit listening to your fucking voodoo music.	Yes, sir.
he went to pick up lunch.	Well, shake a leg.  Get these files downstairs...  And, quit listening to your fucking voodoo music.
can't i?	We've been chasing this deal six months, and now you're gonna chuck it out the window?
you can't be serious.	Can't I?
it's noon straight up.  effective immediately, you three work desk jobs till midnight.	You can't be serious.
well... seeing how you just suspended me, what's to stop me from calling you a crazy bastard, you old fart?	Till the last firework fizzles out tonight, detective, you sit a desk. And, after that, I'll decide if you keep your shield.
you're about an inch away from insubordination!	Well... seeing how you just suspended me, what's to stop me from calling you a crazy bastard, you old fart?
don't you condescend to tell me how or why to honor independence day, and don't tell me i'm overreacting when i'm trying to bust the guy responsible for half the filthy junk coming into this city!	You're about an inch away from insubordination!
don't bother.  this behavior's gone on too long.  you're suspended.	What?
i... i think i can... clarify...	Don't bother.  This behavior's gone on too long.  You're suspended.
no.  don't open your mouth!  you <u>honestly</u> think you can explain this to my satisfaction?	I... I think I can... clarify...
well, sir...	No.  Don't open your mouth!  You <U>honestly</U> think you can explain this to my satisfaction?
and, what... what am i forgetting? oh, yes... the transvestite junkie whose bullet riddled body came blasting through the front doors of the precinct house!	Well, sir...
it's our job.	You think you accomplished something... like you're heroes? Fuck you!   This is meaningless! You'll never win!  You know, as soon as I'm gone... someone's going to take my place.
you fuckers... damn you!  why?!  why me!?  why the obsession with me?	It's our job.
your poison's not gonna make it into the veins of any kids this time.	Wave that flag, hero.  Keep dreaming those dreams.
thanks, but we don't recognize "brunch" as an actual meal.	I insist.  What will it be?  Boston Tea Party Clam Chowder, or maybe the Chicken Red, White and Cordon Bleu? No...  There's a special on the menu, today only...  ... <U>roasted</U> <U>pig</U>.
just 'cause you belong to some fancy-pants club, doesn't make you any less a murderer.	Murderer?  Really?
you bust some small-time pimps, whores and dime-bag junkies, like the world's a better place because you're in it.  and for what, kittle... two hundred and fifty dollars a week? tell me, how does anyone get so self-rightious when they can barely afford to pay their rent?	Just 'cause you belong to some fancy-pants club, doesn't make you any less a murderer.
couldn't have said it better myself.	You bust some small-time pimps, whores and dime-bag junkies, like the world's a better place because you're in it.  And for what, Kittle... two hundred and fifty dollars a week? Tell me, how does anyone get so self-rightious when they can barely afford to pay their rent?
just wanted to make you aware... before today's over, we'll be standing on top of your mountain of horse and pissing down on you.	Thank you for sharing that charming image.
what can we do for you, officers? what new, mindless harassments have you planned this morning?	Just wanted to make you aware... before today's over, we'll be standing on top of your mountain of horse and pissing down on you.
yeah.	Good.  Thought I was imagining them.
you see that?	Yeah.
the gang's all here!	Keep 'em busy.
i don't think so.	Well, that's what I heard, and that's what I choose to believe.
when you bunch it together, it's exponentially more powerful.  two sticks have the power of four sticks. four sticks have the power of sixteen, and so on.	I don't think so.
do tell.	When you bunch it together, it's exponentially more powerful.  Two sticks have the power of four sticks. Four sticks have the power of sixteen, and so on.
know what i love about dynamite?	Do tell.
oh, yeah... the explosion.	Know what I love about dynamite?
so there's nobody around to get killed in the explosion.	Oh, yeah... the explosion.
why the beach?	So there's nobody around to get killed in the explosion.
you john-wilkes-booth-ed him.	Billy!  Billy!
think zimmermann's watching?	Who the fuck knows?  We'll find out soon enough.
no more counting the big money for someone else.	Beholden to none.
this much powder you don't throw in the trunk with a blanket over it. it's got to be smuggled.	There's not even enough places to stash it in a car.
we're screwed.	I'm well aware of that.
see... now that we know you know, the hard part's done for us.	It's just a question of how long do we have to slap you silly till you spill the beans.
you suck at lying, archie.	See... now that we know you know, the hard part's done for us.
you're... you're not doing what i think you're doing... ?	Seatbelts fastened, please.
what the hell's his problem?	You mean, besides the warrant out on us for blowing up our commanding officer?
hey-ho... !  maybe we're not alone in this thing after all.	Who is that... ?
get his attention.	Your wish is my command.
archibald dobbs; certified public accountant.  but, that's all we got.	Maybe it's enough.
come again... ?	Archibald Dobbs; Certified Public Accountant.  But, that's all we got.
a.d. is a c.p.a.	Come again... ?
how'd we do?	A.D. is a C.P.A.
just got here.	How'd we do?
been waiting long?	Just got here.
alright... how about you two hit the strip and start knocking some heads together?  find out who "a.d." is.  i got a quick errand to run.	Sounds good.
gimmie a minute.	Alright... how about you two hit the strip and start knocking some heads together?  Find out who "A.D." is.  I got a quick errand to run.
if it is, that's pretty high up on the totem pole.  what do you think?	Gimmie a minute.
dead.	Chalk up another victory for Billy-Boy's one man war on crime.
you get him?	Dead.
alright, flesh-peddler, let's see empty hands!	Out here.  On your knees.
let's get this thing done.	All for one...
any preferences?	Whatever goes bang.
you need a doctor.	Nothing's broke.  Keep sewing.  And quit pacing, you big ox.  You're making me skittish.
yeah, my arms healed up real good, and that's how i wanna keep 'em. that's what i'm trying to tell you.	Guys... all we've got is each other. Don't we know that by now?
that's not true.	I know it is, even if you don't.
i worked my ass off for my badge, kittle,  it's the only thing that makes me different from every other slob out there.	That's not true.
i can't believe i'm hearing this,	I worked my ass off for my badge, Kittle,  It's the only thing that makes me different from every other slob out there.
he's right.  we hit the bricks, we walk back triple-fucked.	I can't believe I'm hearing this,
what... ?  not you too?	He's right.  We hit the bricks, we walk back triple-fucked.
you put your bumper just behind his left tire and then accelerate... make him spin out...	Is there nothing in this world you enjoy more than the sound of your own voice?
i kinda already figured that, but keep those helpful hints coming.	You put your bumper just behind his left tire and then accelerate... make him spin out...
get closer!  don't lose him!	I kinda already figured that, but keep those helpful hints coming.
that's right, white bread.  give it up.  right now.	Okay, okay... hold on.  Don't go getting your panties in a knot...
oh yeah?	That's right, white bread.  Give it up.  Right now.
can't be worse than you.	Oh yeah?
you think this is so easy?	Can't be worse than you.
you... suck!  you almost got us all killed!	You think this is so easy?
i'm gonna get beside.  nena, you're gonna shoot out his tires.	No, we are <U>not</U> going to do that.
i'm gonna get beside him.	No you're not.
if they crash, maybe he'll run.  you can shoot him in the leg or something.	Let's hope.
shit.  you're right.	If they crash, maybe he'll run.  You can shoot him in the leg or something.
hold your horses, sweetpea.  we need butch cassidy alive, remember?	Shit.  You're right.
"go, go, go!"  "slow down."  make up your mind.	Don't crowd him.
slow down.	"Go, go, go!"  "Slow down."  Make up your mind.
we got him.	Slow down.
alright?	Absolutely.
yeah, well... nobody's perfect.  they couldn't go doing everything at once.	All I'm saying is, your little Bicentennial mementos would be more accurate if there were no holes in the pepper shaker so the pepper couldn't get out.
second of all, the declaration of independence was all for liberty and equality, but it didn't do anything about slavery, did it?	Yeah, well... nobody's perfect.  They couldn't go doing everything at once.
you know what i mean.	Second of all, the Declaration of Independence was all for liberty and equality, but it didn't do anything about slavery, did it?
first of all, the constitution wasn't writtem till 1787...	You know what I mean.
i just think you should show some respect.  i mean, call me old fashioned, but 200 years ago when ben franklin and those guys signed the constitution and declaration of independence, they did that so we could all share in the freedom...	First of all, the Constitution wasn't writtem till 1787...
you're the one with the star-spangled hard-on, not me.	What are you, communist?  At least numb-nuts here has the courtesy to pretend he likes them.
you know... you could say thank you.	You're the one with the star-spangled hard-on, not me.
yeah... great.	You know... you could say thank you.
"today you have a rare opportunity to make a big difference in your chosen field.  by your able leadership and with great conviction and strength of character, you will come up a winner."	Let me see that...  Not bad.
look out!  jupiter and saturn'll get you every fucking time.	"Today you have a rare opportunity to make a big difference in your chosen field.  By your able leadership and with great conviction and strength of character, you will come up a winner."
yeah, non-believer?  here's yours...  "scorpio, october 24 to november 22: jupiter is in conflict with saturn, so proceed with caution..."	Look out!  Jupiter and Saturn'll get you every fucking time.
why do you bother with that mumbo-jumbo crap?  some fruitcake's writing it between bong hits, making it up as he goes, and you're actually taking the time to read it.	Yeah, non-believer?  Here's yours...  "Scorpio, October 24 to November 22: Jupiter is in conflict with Saturn, so proceed with caution..."
arriving tonight	Going into Zimmermann's pipeline.
pure horse.	You are such a disappointment, Benny.
pardon me... my mistake.  taking your thoughts in hand, huh... ?	Whoops... don't mind me.  Go ahead and finish up.
the way zimmermann takes such good care of you and this drug-peddling "escort service" of yours, i figure you got the scoop on the pharmaceuticals arriving tonight.	Well, let me tell you how it is...
yeah?  so, what do you want to ask today that i can't answer?  i'm a busy man.	The way Zimmermann takes such good care of you and this drug-peddling "escort service" of yours, I figure you got the scoop on the pharmaceuticals arriving tonight.
they're... around.	Yeah?  So, what do you want to ask today that I can't answer?  I'm a busy man.
where's your pet gorilla and the female uncle tom?	They're... around.
that's the problem with expensive tastes... the more you got, the more you got to lose.	Where's your pet gorilla and the female Uncle Tom?
this shit was ming.	That's the problem with expensive tastes... the more you got, the more you got to lose.
it's one of a kind.	So are you, Pop-Sweet.  That's why...
you always did have style.	It's one of a kind.
the shield is down! commence attack on thedeath star's main reactor.	We're on our way. Red Group, Gold Group, all fighters follow me.  Told you they'd do it!
at that close range, we won't last long against those star destroyers.	We'll last longer then we will against that Death Star...and we might just take a few of them with us.
we have no choice, general calrissian. our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude.	Han will have that shield down. We've got to give him more time.
you won't get another chance at this, admiral.	We have no choice, General Calrissian. Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude.
we saw it. all craft prepare to retreat.	You won't get another chance at this, Admiral.
all craft, prepare to jump to hyperspace on my mark.	All right. Stand by.
admiral, we're in position. all fighters accounted for.	Proceed with the countdown. All groups assume attack coordinates.
but you can't let her get involved now, ben. vader will destroy her.	She hasn't been trained in the ways of the Jedi the way you have, Luke... but the Force is strong with her, as it is with all of your family. There is no avoiding the battle. You must face and destroy Vader!
your insight serves you well. bury your feelings deep down, luke. they do you credit. but they could be made to serve the emperor.	But you can't let her get involved now, Ben. Vader will destroy her.
leia! leia's my sister.	Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down, Luke. They do you credit. But they could be made to serve the Emperor.
hmm. to protect you both from the emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. the emperor knew, as i did, if anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. that is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.	Leia! Leia's my sister.
but i have no sister.	Hmm. To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.
the other he spoke of is your twin sister.	But I have no sister.
yoda spoke of another.	The other he spoke of is your twin sister.
then the emperor has already won. you were our only hope.	Yoda spoke of another.
i can't kill my own father.	Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.
to be a jedi, luke, you must confront and then go beyond the dark side - the side your father couldn't get past. impatience is the easiest door - for you, like your father. only, your father was seduced by what he found on the other side of the door, and you have held firm. you're no longer so reckless now, luke. you are strong and patient. and now, you must face darth vader again!	I can't kill my own father.
but i had to help my friends.	To be a Jedi, Luke, you must confront and then go beyond the dark side - the side your father couldn't get past. Impatience is the easiest door - for you, like your father. Only, your father was seduced by what he found on the other side of the door, and you have held firm. You're no longer so reckless now, Luke. You are strong and patient. And now, you must face Darth Vader again!
vader humbled you when first you met him, luke... but that experience was part of your training. it taught you, among other things, the value of patience. had you not been so impatient to defeat vader then, you could have finished your training here with yoda. you would have been prepared.	But I had to help my friends.
i tried to stop him once. i couldn't do it.	Vader humbled you when first you met him, Luke... but that experience was part of your training. It taught you, among other things, the value of patience. Had you not been so impatient to defeat Vader then, you could have finished your training here with Yoda. You would have been prepared.
you cannot escape your destiny.	I tried to stop him once. I couldn't do it.
i can't do it, ben.	You cannot escape your destiny.
i also thought he could be turned back to the good side. it couldn't be done. he is more machine now than man. twisted and evil.	I can't do it, Ben.
there's still good in him.	I also thought he could be turned back to the good side. It couldn't be done. He is more machine now than man. Twisted and evil.
you told me vader betrayed and murdered my father.	You father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed. So what I have told you was true... from a certain point of view.
i can't do it, artoo. i can't go on alone.	Yoda will always be with you.
jabba's palace.	Who are you?
where am i?	Jabba's palace.
your eyesight will return in time.	Where am I?
i can't see.	Your eyesight will return in time.
shhh. you have hibernation sickness.	I can't see.
oh, no, my young jedi. you will find that it is you who are mistaken...about a great many things.	His lightsaber.
they are clear, my master.	Then you must go to the Sanctuary Moon and wait for them.
strange, that i have not. i wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, lord vader.	They are clear, my Master.
i have felt him, my master.	Strange, that I have not. I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader.
a small rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on endor.	I have felt him, my Master.
i told you to remain on the command ship.	A small Rebel force has penetrated the shield and landed on Endor.
it is of no concern. soon the rebellion will be crushed and young skywalker will be one of us! your work here is finished, my friend. go out to the command ship and await my orders.	Yes, my Master.
what of the reports of the rebel fleet massing near sullust?	It is of no concern. Soon the Rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be one of us! Your work here is finished, my friend. Go out to the command ship and await my orders.
send the fleet to the far side of endor. there it will stay until called for.	What of the reports of the Rebel fleet massing near Sullust?
what is thy bidding, my master?	Send the fleet to the far side of Endor. There it will stay until called for.
as you wish.	Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
patience, my friend. in time he will seek you out. and when he does, you must bring him before me. he has grown strong. only together can we turn him to the dark side of the force.	As you wish.
yes, my master.	Patience, my friend. In time he will seek you out. And when he does, you must bring him before me. He has grown strong. Only together can we turn him to the dark side of the Force.
you have done well, lord vader. and now i sense you wish to continue your search for young skywalker.	Yes, my Master.
the death star will be completed on schedule.	You have done well, Lord Vader. And now I sense you wish to continue your search for young Skywalker.
somehow, i got the feeling that didn't help us very much.	Threepio, tell them if they don't do as you wish, you'll become angry and use your magic.
hey!	Han, don't. It'll be all right.
will you take it easy? let's just figure out a way to get out of this thing.  han, can you reach my lightsaber?	Yeah, sure.
nice work. great, chewie! great! always thinking with your stomach.	Will you take it easy? Let's just figure out a way to get out of this thing.  Han, can you reach my lightsaber?
take the squad ahead.  we'll meet at the shield generator at 0300.	Come on, Artoo.  We'll need your scanners.
i thought she was with you.	We got separated.
chewie and i will take care of this. you stay here.	Quietly, there might be more of them out there.
i'm endangering the mission. i shouldn't have come.	It's your imagination, kid. Come on. Let's keep a little optimism here.
i don't know.  fly casual.	I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come.
now don't get jittery, luke. there are a lot of command ships. keep your distance though, chewie, but don't look like you're trying to keep your distance.	I don't know.  Fly casual.
vader's on that ship.	Now don't get jittery, Luke. There are a lot of command ships. Keep your distance though, Chewie, but don't look like you're trying to keep your distance.
right. chewie, let's see what this piece of junk can do. ready, everybody?	All set.
you got her warmed?	Yeah, she's comin' up.
luke.	Hi, Han... Chewie.
why don't you leave that crate and come with us?	I have a promise I have to keep first... to an old friend.
just stick close to chewie and lando. i've taken care of everything.	Oh... great!
you're gonna die here, you know. convenient.	Just stick close to Chewie and Lando. I've taken care of everything.
there's nothing to see. i used to live here, you know.	You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient.
i think my eyes are getting better. instead of a big dark blur, i see a big light blur.	There's nothing to see. I used to live here, you know.
the same as always.	That bad, huh? Where's Leia?
how are we doing?	The same as always.
wouldn't miss it.	How are we doing?
fine. together again, huh?	Wouldn't miss it.
are you all right?	Fine. Together again, huh?
luke!	Are you all right?
han!	Luke!
yes.	All right. I understand. Fine. When he comes back, I won't get in the way.
you love him, don't you?	Yes.
he wasn't. i can feel it.	You love him, don't you?
i'm sure luke wasn't on that thing when it blew.	He wasn't. I can feel it.
the code's changed. we need artoo!	Here's the terminal.
han! hurry! the fleet will be here any moment.	Charges!  Come on, come on!
the main entrance to the control bunker's on the far side of that landing platform. this isn't gonna be easy.	Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of places more heavily guarded than this.
i'm sorry.	Hold me.
ahhh...	I'm sorry.
i...	Ahhh...
what's going on?	I don't know.
shall we try and go around?	It'll take time. This whole party'll be for nothing if they see us.
now we find out if that code is worth the price we paid.	It'll work. It'll work.
hey, are you awake?	Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm not gonna see her again.
i don't know. all i can see is a lot of blowing sand!	That's all any of us can see.
leia!	I gotta get you out of here.
someone who loves you.	Leia!
good luck.	You, too.
look. i want you to take her. i mean it. take her. you need all the help you can get. she's the fastest ship in the fleet.	All right, old buddy. You know, I know what she means to you. I'll take good care of her. She-she won't get a scratch. All right?
well, look at you, a general, huh?	Oh, well, someone must have told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab.
guess i owe you some thanks, too, lando.	Figured if I left you frozen like that you'd just give me bad luck the rest of my life, so I might as well get you unfrozen sooner or later.
it's all right. trust me. don't move.	All right! A little higher! Just a little higher!
no, wait! i thought you were blind!	It's all right. Trust me. Don't move.
chewie! chewie, give me the gun. don't move, lando.	No, wait! I thought you were blind!
lower it!	I'm trying!
lando, grab it!	Lower it!
han! chewie?	Lando!
oh, princess leia, are you all right?	Let's see.
my goodness! artoo, why did you have to be so brave?	Well, I suppose I could hotwire this thing.
oh, artoo, hurry!	My goodness! Artoo, why did you have to be so brave?
come on! come on!	Oh, Artoo, hurry!
we're coming!	Come on! Come on!
what did he say?	I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.
proper?!	It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
i beg your pardon, general solo, but that just wouldn't be proper.	Proper?!
well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?	I beg your pardon, General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper.
hello, i think... i could be mistaken. they're using a very primitive dialect.  but i do believe they think i am some sort of god.	Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?
what are you telling them?	Hello, I think... I could be mistaken. They're using a very primitive dialect.  But I do believe they think I am some sort of god.
here we go again.	All right, hang on.
in his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.	On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?
you will therefore be taken to the dune sea and cast into the pit of carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful sarlacc.	In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
good, i hate long waits.	You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc.
oh, dear. his high exaltedness, the great jabba the hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.	Good, I hate long waits.
we shall double our efforts.	I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
that is correct, commander. and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.	We shall double our efforts.
then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.	That is correct, Commander. And he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
but he asks the impossible. i need more men.	Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
the emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.	But he asks the impossible. I need more men.
i tell you, this station will be operational as planned.	The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.
perhaps i can find new ways to motivate them.	I tell you, this station will be operational as planned.
i assure you, lord vader, my men are working as fast as they can.	Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
you may dispense with the pleasantries, commander. i'm here to put you back on schedule.	I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can.
lord vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. we're honored by your presence.	You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule.
all right, wedge. go for the power regulator on the north tower.	Copy, Gold Leader. I'm already on my way out.
there it is!	All right, Wedge. Go for the power regulator on the north tower.
now lock onto the strongest power source. it should be the power generator.	Form up. And stay alert. We could run out of space real fast.
here goes nothing.	Now lock onto the strongest power source. It should be the power generator.
i'm going in.	Here goes nothing.
good shot, red two.	Now...come on, Han, old buddy. Don't let me down.
all wings report in.	Red Leader standing by.
i'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something rather rash.	Oh, no.
quiet.	I'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something rather rash.
oh! oh, my. uh, princess leia!	Quiet.
what's he saying?	He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the ridge.
oh!	Your Royal Highness.
ugh!	Ohhh, I can't bear to watch.
but, why must you confront him?	Because...there is good in him. I've felt it. He won't turn me over to the Emperor. I can save him. I can turn him back to the good side. I have to try.
no, you don't. you've always been strong.	But, why must you confront him?
no! luke, run away, far away. if he can feel your presence, then leave this place. i wish i could go with you.	No, you don't. You've always been strong.
then you know why i have to face him.	No! Luke, run away, far away. If he can feel your presence, then leave this place. I wish I could go with you.
i know. somehow...i've always known.	Then you know why I have to face him.
yes. it's you leia.	I know. Somehow...I've always known.
you're wrong, leia. you have that power too. in time you'll learn to use it as i have. the force is strong in my family. my father has it...i have it...and...my sister has it.	Yes. It's you Leia.
luke, don't talk that way. you have a power i--i don't understand and could never have.	You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force is strong in my family. My father has it...I have it...and...my sister has it.
there's more. it won't be easy for you to hear it, but you must. if i don't make it back, you're the only hope for the alliance.	Luke, don't talk that way. You have a power I--I don't understand and could never have.
your father?	There's more. It won't be easy for you to hear it, but you must. If I don't make it back, you're the only hope for the Alliance.
he's my father.	Your father?
luke, tell me. what's troubling you?	Vader is here...now, on this moon.
i have no memory of my mother. i never knew her.	Luke, tell me. What's troubling you?
she was very beautiful. kind, but...sad.  why are you asking me all this?	I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her.
tell me.	She was very beautiful. Kind, but...sad.  Why are you asking me all this?
just...images, really. feelings.	Tell me.
what do you remember?	Just...images, really. Feelings.
just a little bit. she died when i was very young.	What do you remember?
leia... do you remember your mother? your real mother?	Just a little bit. She died when I was very young.
over there! two more of them!	I see them. Wait, Leia!
sister! so...you have a twin sister. your feelings have now betrayed her, too. obi-wan was wise to hide her from me. now his failure is complete. if you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will.	Never-r-r!
give yourself to the dark side. it is the only way you can save your friends. yes, your thoughts betray you. your feelings for them are strong. especially for...	Sister! So...you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will.
i will not fight you.	Give yourself to the dark side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for...
you cannot hide forever, luke.	I will not fight you.
you couldn't bring yourself to kill me before, and i don't believe you'll destroy me now.	You underestimate the power of the dark side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny.
there is no conflict.	You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before, and I don't believe you'll destroy me now.
your thoughts betray you, father. i feel the good in you...the conflict.	There is no conflict.
obi-wan has taught you well.	I will not fight you, father.
search your feelings, father. you can't do this. i feel the conflict within you. let go of your hate.	It is too late for me, son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now.
if that is your destiny.	Search your feelings, father. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.
i will not turn...and you'll be forced to kill me.	If that is your destiny.
you don't know the power of the dark side. i must obey my master.	I will not turn...and you'll be forced to kill me.
obi-wan once thought as you do.	You don't know the power of the dark side. I must obey my master.
come with me.	Obi-Wan once thought as you do.
i know, father.	So, you have accepted the truth.
the emperor has been expecting you.	I know, father.
well, i'm sorry.	Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force.  But beware.  Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they.  Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
unfortunate that i know the truth?	Well, I'm sorry.
unexpected this is, and unfortunate...	Unfortunate that I know the truth?
yes.	Unexpected this is, and unfortunate...
told you, did he?	Yes.
your father he is.	Told you, did he?
yoda, i must know.	Your father he is.
but i need your help. i've come back to complete the training.	No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need.
strong am i with the force... but not that strong! twilight is upon me and soon night must fall. that is the way of things... the way of the force.	But I need your help. I've come back to complete the training.
master yoda, you can't die.	Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong! Twilight is upon me and soon night must fall. That is the way of things... the way of the Force.
splendid! we have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.	Disintegrated?
i am fluent in over six million forms of communication, and can readily...	Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.
how many languages do you speak?	I am fluent in over six million forms of communication, and can readily...
oh. well, yes.	How many languages do you speak?
yes or no will do.	Oh. Well, yes.
i am see-threepio, human-cy...	Yes or no will do.
ah, good. new acquisitions. you are a protocol droid, are you not?	I am See-Threepio, human-cy...
it's as if we were glued to the spot.	You are - so quake with fear, you tiny fools.
janet!	Rocky!
he might be.  i don't know.	Hmmmm.  He'll be in the Zen Room.
and now he works for your government, doesn't he, brad?  he's attached to the bureau of investigation of that which you call u.f.o's.  isn't he, brad?	He might be.  I don't know.
he was a science teacher at denton high.	And now he works for your Government, doesn't he, Brad?  He's attached to the Bureau of Investigation of that which you call U.F.O's.  Isn't he, Brad?
i know what you told me, brad. but this dr everett scott.  his name is not unknown to me.	He was a Science Teacher at Denton High.
i was telling the truth.	I know what you told me, Brad. But this Dr Everett Scott.  His name is not unknown to me.
i told you, my car broke down.	I was telling the truth.
i see.  so this wasn't simply a chance meeting.  you came here with a purpose.	I told you, my car broke down.
you promise you won't tell?	On my mother's grave.
oh come on, brad, admit it.  it was enjoyable, wasn't it?  there's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.	You promise you won't tell?
like this.  like how?  it's your fault - you're to blame.  i thought it was the real thing.	Oh come on, Brad, admit it.  It was enjoyable, wasn't it?  There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.
shush.  janet's probably asleep by now. do you want her to see you like this?	Like this.  Like how?  It's your fault - you're to blame.  I thought it was the real thing.
ahhh - no - stop - i mean janet.  janet.	Shush.  Janet's probably asleep by now. Do you want her to see you like this?
i know, but it wasn't all bad was it? i think you found it quite pleasurable.  oh so soft.  so sensual.	Ahhh - no - stop - I mean Janet.  Janet.
you tricked me.  i wouldn't have - i've never - never.	I know, but it wasn't all bad was it? I think you found it quite pleasurable.  Oh so soft.  So sensual.
nothing.  why do you think i should?	You tricked me.  I wouldn't have - I've never - never.
why you - what have you done with janet?	Nothing.  Why do you think I should?
i'm afraid so, brad.  but wasn't it nice?	Why you - what have you done with Janet?
you!	I'm afraid so, Brad.  But wasn't it nice?
certainly not!	Oh well.  How about you.
do you have any tattoos brad.	Certainly not!
made me give you the eye and then panic,	Janet
janet.	Made me give you the eye And then panic,
janet.	I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet. I love you.
so please don't tell me to can it.	Janet.
janet.	So please don't tell me to can it.
the future is ours so let's plan it.	Janet.
and that's all the time that it takes for a heart to beat again. so give me a sign that a lover makes you look around the one you've found is back again.	If only we hadn't made this journey. If only the car hadn't broken down. If only we were amongst friends or sane persons.
i wanted to be loved completely. my body throbbed excitedly.  oh brad, brad my darling, how could i have done this to you?	And that's all the time that it takes For a heart to beat again. So give me a sign That a lover makes You look around The one you've found Is back again.
so baby don't cry like there's no tomorrow after the night there's a brand new day. and there'll be no pain and no more sorrow. so wash your face and phone my place it'll be o.k.	I wanted to be loved completely. My body throbbed excitedly.  Oh Brad, Brad my darling, how could I have done this to you?
i could see brad's face before me and my mind screamed no!  but my lips were hungry - too hungry.	So baby don't cry like there's no tomorrow After the night there's a brand new day. And there'll be no pain And no more sorrow. So wash your face And phone my place It'll be O.K.
and that's all the time that it takes for a heart to turn to stone the sweeter the wine the harder to make the break you hear something about someone you'd thought you'd known.	I could see Brad's face before me and my mind screamed No!  But my lips were hungry - too hungry.
i'm engaged to brad just the same as betty monroe was to ralph hapschatt. but frank's kisses overwhelmed me with an ecstacy i've never dreamt of before. hot, burning kisses.	And that's all the time that it takes For a heart to turn to stone The sweeter the wine The harder to make the break You hear something about someone You'd thought you'd known.
janet!  oh!  yes it's alright.  janet. everything's going to be alright.	I hope so my darling.
maybe we could try it this way.	Janet!  Oh!  Yes it's alright.  Janet. Everything's going to be alright.
no, don't do that.	Oh don't be so shy.
oh, i hope so my darling.  but let me switch on the light.	No, don't do that.
it's alright janet.  everything's going to be alright.	Oh, I hope so my darling.  But let me switch on the light.
oh brad - mmmm - oh yes, my darling - what if...	It's alright Janet.  Everything's going to be alright.
brad...	It's alright Janet.
weiss.	Weiss.
i'm brad majors and this is my fiancee, janet vice.	Weiss.
oh brad.	It's alright Janet, we'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right.
right!	We'll just say where we are Then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry.
brad - i'm cold, i'm wet, and plain scared.	I'm here, there's nothing to worry about.
they're probably foreigners with ways different from our own.  -  they may do some more folk dancing.	Brad - I'm cold, I'm wet, and plain scared.
this isn't the junior chamber of commerce brad.	They're probably foreigners with ways different from our own.  -  They may do some more folk dancing.
let's wait awhile janet.  we don't want to interfere with their celebrations.	This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce Brad.
then ask the butler - or someone.	Let's wait awhile Janet.  We don't want to interfere with their celebrations.
we can't go anywhere until i get to a phone.	Then ask the butler - or someone.
well i want to leave.	We can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.
it's just a..a party janet.	Well I want to leave.
but it seems so unhealthy here.	It's just a..a party Janet.
for god's sake keep a grip on yourself janet.	But it seems so unhealthy here.
brad, please lets get out of here.	For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Janet.
say!  do any of you guys know the madison?	Brad, please lets get out of here.
oh....say something.	Say!  Do any of you guys know the Madison?
oh brad, i'm frightened.  what kind of place is this?	Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
yes, the rain has been very heavy.	Yes.
oh, brad.  let's go back.  i'm cold and i'm frightened.	Just a moment, Janet.  They may have a telephone.
there's no point both of us getting wet.	I'm coming with you.  Besides, darling, the owner of the phone might be a beautiful woman and you may never come back.
i'm coming with you.	There's no point both of us getting wet.
didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles?  maybe they have a telephone i might use.	I'm coming with you.
but where will you go?  we're in the middle of nowhere.	Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles?  Maybe they have a telephone I might use.
you'd better sit here and keep warm while i go for help.	But where will you go?  We're in the middle of nowhere.
oh...	You'd better sit here and keep warm while I go for help.
we must have a blow-out.	Oh...
what was that bang?	We must have a blow-out.
hmmm ... well, i guess we will have to turn back.	What was that bang?
oh dear!  but then where did the motorcyclists come from?	Hmmm ... Well, I guess we will have to turn back.
i think we took the wrong fork a few miles back.	Oh dear!  But then where did the motorcyclists come from?
gosh.  that's the third motorcyclist that's passed us.  they certainly take their lives in their hands.  what with the weather and all.	Yes, Janet.  Life's pretty cheap to that type.
oh brad, i'm mad.	Dammit, Janet.
oh janet	For you.
i really loved the skilful way you beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet.	Oh Brad.
uh huh.	I really loved the skilful way You beat the other girls To the bride's bouquet.
i've got something to say.	Uh huh.
yes brad.	I've got something to say.
yes.	Yes Brad.
and ralph himself will be in line for promotion in a year or so.	Yes.
yes.	And Ralph himself will be in line for promotion in a year or so.
everyone knows betty's a wonderful little cook.	Yes.
yes.	Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook.
good god.	Yes.
you know this earth - this person.	I most certainly do.  He happens to be an old friend of mine.
great scott - scotty - dr everett scott.	You know this earth - this person.
uh - oh - hi!  my name is brad majors. and this is my fiancee, janet weiss.  i - ah - wondered if you could help us.  our car has broken down about two miles up the road.  do you have a phone we might use?	You're wet.
hello.	Uh - oh - Hi!  My name is Brad Majors. And this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss.  I - ah - wondered if you could help us.  Our car has broken down about two miles up the road.  Do you have a phone we might use?
yes, well perhaps it was for the best.	You must leave now Dr Scott while it's still possible.  We are about to beam the entire house back to the planet of transexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. Go now.
dr scott i'm sorry about your nephew.	Yes, well perhaps it was for the best.
you're ok by me.	Dr Scott I'm sorry about your nephew.
a decision had to be made.	You're OK by me.
you did right.	A decision had to be made.
great heavens, that's a laser.	Yes, Dr Scott.  A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.
what guy	Makes you cry
what a guy	Makes you cry
promise you won't tell brad.	Cross my heart and hope to die.
well, i'm sure you're not spent yet.	Promise you won't tell Brad.
like this - like how?  it's your fault. you're to blame.  i was saving myself.	Well, I'm sure you're not spent yet.
ssssh.  brad's probably asleep by now. do you want him to see you like this?	Like this - like how?  It's your fault. You're to blame.  I was saving myself.
you tricked me - i wouldn't have - i've never - never	I know.  But it wasn't all bad was it? In fact, I think you found it quite pleasurable. Mmmmm so soft, so sensual.
nothing.  why, do you think i should?	You tricked me - I wouldn't have - I've never - never
you beast, you monster, what have you done with brad?	Nothing.  Why, do you think I should?
well.    i don't like men with...er, with too many, muscles.	I didn't make him for you
dealing	Cards for sorrow, Cards for pain.
free to try and find a game	Dealing
wheeling	Free to try and find a game
like i'm outside in the rain	Wheeling
feeling	Like I'm outside in the rain
oh my, my,	Smile and that will mean I may
want to come again and stay	Oh my, my,
now i	Want to come again and stay
was all i had to say	Now I
goodbye	Was all I had to say
on the day i went away.	Goodbye
"transylvania"	So come up to the Lab.
from transexual transylvania.	"Transylvania"
"sweet transvestite"	From Transexual Transylvania.
no no no no.	Sha la la la That ain't no crime - That ain't no crime.
sha la la la that ain't no crime.	No no no no.
no no no no.	Sha la la la That ain't no crime.
sha la la la that ain't no crime.	No no no no.
sha la la la that ain't no crime. that ain't no crime.	Sha la la la That ain't no crime.
no no no no.	Sha la la la That ain't no crime. That ain't no crime.
sha la la la that ain't no crime.	No no no no.
oh no no no no.	Sha la la la That ain't no crime.
sha la la la that ain't no crime.	Oh no no no no.
no no no, no no.	Sha la la la That ain't no crime - That ain't no crime.
sha la la la that ain't no crime.	No no no, no no.
oh, no no, no no.	Sha la la la That ain't no crime.
my high is low. i'm dressed up with no place to go.	Oh, no no, no no.
that ain't no crime	My high is low. I'm dressed up With no place to go.
and left from my dreaming was a feeling of un-nameable dread.	That ain't no crime
who's eddie?	The delivery boy.
the master is not yet married.  nor do i think he ever will be.  we are simply his servants.	Oh.
no.  you've arrived on a rather special night.  it's one of the master's affairs.	Oh, lucky him.
are you - giving a party?	No.  You've arrived on a rather special night.  It's one of the master's affairs.
i think you had better both come inside.	You're too kind.
but it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.	And our World will do the Time Warp again.
ah - sweet transexual - land of night - to sing and dance once more to your dark refrains.  to take that step to the right...	But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
our noble mission is almost completed my most beautiful sister, soon we will return to the moon-drenched shores of our "androgenous" planet.	Ah - sweet Transexual - land of night - to sing and dance once more to your dark refrains.  To take that step to the right...
i thought you liked them.  they liked you.	They didn't like me.  They never liked me.
creature of the night.	Creature of the night.
don't say that.	C'mon, it's true -- But that don't bother me -- I just wanna prove somethin' -- I ain't no bum... It don't matter if I lose... Don't matter if he opens my head... The only thing I wanna do is go the distance -- That's all. Nobody's ever gone fifteen rounds with Creed. If I go them fifteen rounds, an' that bell rings an' I'm still standin', I'm gonna know then I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood...
it ain't so bad, 'cause i was a nothin' before --	Don't say that.
oh, rocky -- you worked so hard.	It ain't so bad, 'cause I was a nothin' before --
...i dunno.	Oh, Rocky -- you worked so hard.
what're we going to do?	...I dunno.
i been watchin' the movies -- studyin' -- he ain't weak nowhere.	What're we going to do?
yeah, i can't beat him.	I been watchin' the movies -- studyin' -- He ain't weak nowhere.
apollo?	Yeah, I can't beat him.
...i can't beat him.	Apollo?
...what?	...I can't beat him.
...can't do it.	...What?
is everything all right?	I gotta go out for a while.
i don't want ya cleanin' nobody else's cages no more.	Is everything all right?
what did you say about a pet shop?	I don't want ya cleanin' nobody else's cages no more.
...what?	What did you say about a pet shop?
what was that you said about a pet shop?	...What?
rocky, do you realize everybody in this country knows your face, and after the fight everybody in the world is going to.	Yeah...
wanna hear a dirty joke?	...Yes --
...are you going to say anything to him?	...What's to say? I dunno what he wants from me --
yo -- i ain't mad. i'm just outta joint when reporters are around -- they take cheap shots an' paulie knows it.	...Are you going to say anything to him?
don't be mad at him -- he just wants to help.	Yo -- I ain't mad. I'm just outta joint when reporters are around -- They take cheap shots an' Paulie knows it.
yeah... threw my whole day off.	Don't be mad at him -- He just wants to help.
...and he called the reporters --	Yeah... Threw my whole day off.
i thought it might be cute.	Ya right --  Mebbe we best just hold hands -- the shirt made me feel guilty, y'know.
yeah... but i think weak legs ain't bad sometimes, y'know.	I thought it might be cute.
-- the legs.	Yeah... But I think weak legs ain't bad sometimes, y'know.
can't fool around -- you look very great.	-- The legs.
don't want weak legs.	Can't fool around -- You look very great.
adrian, you really look great, y'know -- but i can't fool around durin' trainin' -- makes the legs weak.	Don't want weak legs.
no... sharp -- you look great.	Adrian, you really look great, y'know -- But I can't fool around durin' trainin' -- makes the legs weak.
really -- you don't think they're overly feminine?	No... Sharp -- You look great.
sharp -- real nice.	Really -- You don't think they're overly feminine?
like?	Sharp -- Real nice.
they either say, 'kill the nigger' or 'hope you die, honky.' -- what ya got in the bag?	Like?
don't you open them anymore?	They either say, 'Kill the nigger' or 'Hope you die, Honky.' -- What ya got in the bag?
yes.	It did.
y'know how i said that stuff on television didn't bother me?	Yes.
i'll be waiting.	Y'know how I said that stuff on television didn't bother me?
'bout seven.	I'll be waiting.
absolutely -- what time should i expect you?	'Bout seven.
ya puttin' me on, right?	Absolutely -- What time should I expect you?
i don't know -- i was shocked. why did you do that?	Ya puttin' me on, right?
how'd ya like hearin' ya name on tv?	I don't know -- I was shocked. Why did you do that?
i always knew you was pretty.	Don't tease me.
could ya take off that hat.	I always knew you was pretty.
...what?	Could ya take off that hat.
do me another favor?	...What?
...t-thank you.	Do me another favor?
the glasses... please.	...T-thank you.
what?	The glasses... Please.
would ya take off your glasses?	What?
but i'm willin' to make the best of this uncomfortable situation.	Would ya take off your glasses?
i should leave.	But I'm willin' to make the best of this uncomfortable situation.
yo, i'm not comfortable either.	I should leave.
i'm not sure i know you well enough -- i don't think i'm comfortable.	Yo, I'm not comfortable either.
they're all the same.	I'm not sure I know you well enough -- I don't think I'm comfortable.
...i've never been in a man's apartment before.	They're all the same.
it's all right -- you're my guest.	...I've never been in a man's apartment before.
no, i don't belong here.	It's all right -- You're my guest.
it's okay.	No, I don't belong here.
i don't think i belong here.	It's okay.
what's the problem? you don't like me -- don't like the turtles -- what is it?	I don't think I belong here.
it's not that --	What's the problem? You don't like me -- Don't like the turtles -- What is it?
it's only temporary.	It's not that --
it's fine.	It's only temporary.
what's the matter? ya don't like the room?	It's fine.
i think he might be worried.	I'll call your brother.
why?	I think he might be worried.
yes.	Why?
you sure?	Yes.
yes, i do.	You sure?
d'you really wanna call?	Yes, I do.
i wanna let my brother know where i am.	D'you really wanna call?
i had it pulled. people callin' all the time.  who needs it -- who'd you wanna call?	I wanna let my brother know where I am.
do you have a phone?	I had it pulled. People callin' all the time.  Who needs it -- Who'd you wanna call?
...oh, yeah, i bought the whole kit -- yeah, ya sold me the turtles, the bowl, an' the mountain -- i had to get rid of the mountain 'cause they kept fallin' off.	Do you have a phone?
i sold them to you.	...Oh, yeah, I bought the whole kit -- Yeah, ya sold me the turtles, the bowl, an' the mountain -- I had to get rid of the mountain 'cause they kept fallin' off.
here's the guys i was tellin' ya about -- this is cuff an' link.	I sold them to you.
...no thanks.	Here's the guys I was tellin' ya about -- This is Cuff an' Link.
would ya like a glass of water?	...No thanks.
'cause you can't sing or dance?	Would ya like a glass of water?
...guess.	'Cause you can't sing or dance?
why do you do it if it hurts so bad?	...Guess.
after a rough fight, ya' nothin' but a large wound. sometimes i feel like callin' a taxi to drive me from my bed to the bathroom... ya' eyes hurt, ya' ears hurt, ya' hair even hurts... but the thing i'm proud of is i been in over sixty fights an' never had a busted nose -- bent an' twisted an' bitten but never broke... that's rare.	Why do you do it if it hurts so bad?
morning after?	After a rough fight, ya' nothin' but a large wound. Sometimes I feel like callin' a taxi to drive me from my bed to the bathroom... Ya' eyes hurt, ya' ears hurt, ya' hair even hurts... But the thing I'm proud of is I been in over sixty fights an' never had a busted nose -- Bent an' twisted an' bitten but never broke... That's rare.
...i'm at least half a bum. yeah, fightin' is a crazy racket. the roughest part is the mornin' after.	Morning after?
i don't think you're a bum.	...I'm at least half a bum. Yeah, fightin' is a crazy racket. The roughest part is the mornin' after.
ya gotta be a little soft to wanna be a pug... it's a racket where ya' almost guaranteed to end up a bum.	I don't think you're a bum.
...it is just hard for me to understand why anybody wants to be a fighter.	Ya gotta be a little soft to wanna be a pug... It's a racket where ya' almost guaranteed to end up a bum.
then why did i bother bringin' it up? 'cause i'm dumb, that's why... y'know, i think we make a real sharp coupla coconuts -- i'm dumb an' you're shy.	...It is just hard for me to understand why anybody wants to be a fighter.
it doesn't bother me either.	Then why did I bother bringin' it up? 'Cause I'm dumb, that's why... Y'know, I think we make a real sharp coupla coconuts -- I'm dumb an' you're shy.
some people think bein' shy is a disease, but it don't bother me.	It doesn't bother me either.
...i suppose.	Some people think bein' shy is a disease, but it don't bother me.
i would say you're very shy by nature.	...I suppose.
...i suppose.	I would say you're very shy by nature.
some people are very shy by nature.	...I suppose.
what's funny?	My mother told me just the opposite. She said, 'You weren't born with much of a body so you'd better develop your brain.'
y'know how i got started in the fight racket?	By accident?
i just dislocated my finger.	Ohh!
but you never had a chance to prove yourself.	Absolutely.
ain't skated since i was fifteen -- that's when i started fightin' -- gotta watch the ankles. yeah, fightin' use to be tops with me, but no more. all i wanted to prove was i weren't no bum -- that i had the stuff to make a good pro.	And you never got the chance?
...aren't you skating?	Ain't skated since I was fifteen -- That's when I started fightin' -- gotta watch the ankles. Yeah, fightin' use to be tops with me, but no more. All I wanted to prove was I weren't no bum -- That I had the stuff to make a good pro.
i think it's closed.	I think mebbe we're early or somethin' --
looks quiet, y'know.	I think it's closed.
to you, to me it's thursday.	Looks quiet, y'know.
it's thanksgiving.	To you, to me it's Thursday.
hey, how's my buddy doin'?  -- nice dog -- well, i'll see ya later.	...Goodnight, Rocky.
...i don't know.	Shell-shocked!
i smack 'em hard on the shell an' they get... what?	...I don't know.
...i'm sorry.	Ain't your fault -- Here's the problem.
me, i'm kinda aggravated.	...I'm sorry.
...fine.	Me, I'm kinda aggravated.
...how's the turtle food this week?	...Fine.
what?!	You a virgin? -- Ya let 'im in ya pants, didn't ya!  Ya pulled down ya pants an' let him have it, didn't ya!!
you busted?!	What?!
good? good, paulie?! i've been treatin' you like a baby. since i can't remember it's so long -- i'm the only one who feeds you an' puts you in bed when ya can't stand up -- and it's you that made me feel like a loser -- that's what ya use to call me 'loser' -- what kind of name is that? so can ya blame me for not remembering to talk about you when i'm with rocky -- i don't owe you, paulie, you owe me.	You busted?!
you owe me an' are supposed to treat me good!	Good? Good, Paulie?! I've been treatin' you like a baby. Since I can't remember it's so long -- I'm the only one who feeds you an' puts you in bed when ya can't stand up -- and it's you that made me feel like a loser -- That's what ya use to call me 'Loser' -- What kind of name is that? So can ya blame me for not remembering to talk about you when I'm with Rocky -- I don't owe you, Paulie, you owe me.
owe you what?	You owe me an' are supposed to treat me good!
get away from me -- i could never even get married 'cause you couldn't live by yaself -- ya'd die by yaself! so instead i put you two together -- did ya think of puttin' in a good word for me? -- you owe me!	Owe you what?
don't do that again!	Get away from me -- I could never even get married 'cause you couldn't live by yaself -- ya'd die by yaself! So instead I put you two together -- Did ya think of puttin' in a good word for me? -- You owe me!
i always seen ya had the best, but did ya ever think of puttin' in a good word for me with this scumbag!	Don't do that again!
you gave me what?! knots! you gave me knots in here every day -- you made me scared of everything!	I always seen ya had the best, but did ya ever think of puttin' in a good word for me with this scumbag!
you forget what i went through to give ya the best.	You gave me what?! Knots! You gave me knots in here every day -- you made me scared of everything!
only a pig would say that!	You forget what I went through to give ya the best.
i want 'im outta here --  don't think i'm good enough to work for gazzo?  that's what i think of bums like you an' gazzo!  you're goin' up an' don't care enough to throw paulie some crumbs!  i give ya meat, an' i give ya my sister, too!	Only a pig would say that!
...paulie. stop now!	I want 'im outta here --  Don't think I'm good enough to work for Gazzo?  That's what I think of bums like you an' Gazzo!  You're goin' up an' don't care enough to throw Paulie some crumbs!  I give ya meat, an' I give ya my sister, too!
don't talk like that to him!	Get outta my life both of ya's.
you ain't no friend no more -- go home! outta my house i want ya!	Don't talk like that to him!
it's not your house --	You ain't no friend no more -- Go home! Outta my house I want ya!
shutup! i want nothin' -- i ain't no charity case! get outta my house!	It's not your house --
paulie!	Shutup! I want nothin' -- I ain't no charity case! Get outta my house!
nothin'! i want nothin' from you!!!	Paulie!
that so.	Roosevelt finished last in his class -- Beethoven was deaf, an' Helen Keller was blind -- I think Rocky has a good chance.
einstein flunked out of school... twice.	That so.
christ.	You didn't!
oh, rocky!	Christ.
do me a favor -- his lungs, punch 'em out.	Paul.
why?	Paulie, it's Thanksgiving. I've gotta turkey in the oven.
i can't go out.	Why?
don't get wise with me. i want ya to stop bein' a loser.	I can't go out.
...like you?	Don't get wise with me. I want ya to stop bein' a loser.
hey, i want ya out instamaticly. -- i'm sicka lookin' at ya hangin' around like a friggin' spider -- go out -- live! do, enjoy life.	...Like you?
paulie, please --	Hey, I want ya out instamaticly. -- I'm sicka lookin' at ya hangin' around like a friggin' spider -- Go out -- Live! Do, enjoy life.
ya, ya goin' outta the bedroom an' i don't wanna know from nothin'.	Paulie, please --
no... i can't!	Ya, ya goin' outta the bedroom an' I don't wanna know from nothin'.
like it would make a difference if you were, right? this guy's a friend and now he's takin' ya out.	No... I can't!
...paulie, why didn't you tell me you were bringing him home?! look at me, i'm not ready for this.	Like it would make a difference if you were, right? This guy's a friend and now he's takin' ya out.
cover the ribs -- look here, elbow down, tight -- tight -- stand straight -- you're the best, you're the best!	...Thanks.
...stop jivin'!	Cover the ribs -- Look here, elbow down, tight -- Tight -- stand straight -- you're the best, you're the best!
don't kill yourself, man -- let the doctor stop the fight.	...Stop jivin'!
one more round.	Don't kill yourself, man -- Let the doctor stop the fight.
yo' bleedin' inside, man -- get that doctor.	One more round.
you're hurtin', man!	No doctor!... I'm feelin' good, bro!
no doctor!	You're hurtin', man!
get that doctor.	No doctor!
my side.	Get that doctor.
he got lucky.	Luck! You fightin' a crazy man -- but you got him hurt bad.  More ice, now!
he's movin' to your left -- don't let him no more -- dance and stick, hear? don't play -- i know what ya feelin', but don't play.	He got lucky.
...that man's takin' his job too serious.	He's movin' to your left -- don't let him no more -- dance and stick, hear? Don't play -- I know what ya feelin', but don't play.
man, i rearranged his face with that right -- the people love what's happenin' tonight.	People nothin', you in a fight, my man, -- ya best believe what you hear... Knock that boy out soon an' let's go home.
don't play with this man, he's fightin' hard -- let 'em feel some real heat!	Man, I rearranged his face with that right -- The people love what's happenin' tonight.
i'll carry him 'till the third.	Don't play with this man, he's fightin' hard -- Let 'em feel some real heat!
sure -- he can hit -- don't play no more -- stick an' move, hear?	I'll carry him 'till the third.
...that boy damn near broke my arm.	Sure -- He can hit -- Don't play no more -- Stick an' move, hear?
i don't like you messin' with southpaws -- they do everything wrong.	Southpaw, nuthin' -- I'll drop 'im in three -- 'Apollo Creed meets the Italian Stallion.' Shhiii -- Sounds like a damn monster movie!!
listen, i gonna carry this boy three rounds, then drop 'im like a bad habit.	I don't like you messin' with southpaws -- They do everything wrong.
he won't last one round.	Listen, I gonna carry this boy three rounds, then drop 'im like a bad habit.
too old, dull fighter.  bobby judge is a good boy.	...I don't feel heat from the name.
you's the novelty, champ!	Give my main man a raise!!
i do -- maybe what this fight needs is something new -- a novelty.	You's the novelty, Champ!
rocky balboa -- his record's poor --	Don't matter -- That name. 'The Italian Stallion,' it's right on.  Who discovered America? An Italian, right? So, man, what could be better than to get it on with one of his ancestors --
'the italian stallion' -- he's my man.	Rocky Balboa -- His record's poor --
...this man.	'The Italian Stallion' -- He's my man.
exactly what are you looking for, apollo?	...This man.
...still don't feel no heat.	Exactly what are you looking for, Apollo?
joe zack is a good prospect -- exciting boy.	...Still don't feel no heat.
fouls.	How 'bout this Big Chuck Smith?
how 'bout this billy snow?	Fouls.
...it's very american.	No, man, it's very smart.
now here's what's goin' down. listen, 'cause i'm gonna say this but one time. on january first, the first day of the bicentennial i'm gonna fight me a local poor underdog, dig? a snow-white underdog. an' i'm gonna put his face on this poster with me, hear? an' i'll tell you why, 'cause i'm sentimental -- an' all the people in the country all sentimental, man, an' they'd like nothin' better than me, apollo creed, to let some unknown get a shot at the greatest title in the world on this country's biggest birthday. now that's the way i see it an' that's the way i want it!!	...It's very American.
shape, nothin' -- they're afraid. they know everybody in the world's gonna see this fight an' none of them gotta prayer of beating me so they're makin' excuses so they don't have to be the chump that's gonna be whipped in front of the whole civilized world!!	Apollo, I'm sure there's a way to salvage this.
then gimme buddy shaw -- he's ranked fifth.	Shaw's fighting in South America -- Why not postpone the bout until July Fourth?
i contacted ernie roman's manager, he's fighting in france the same week.	Then gimme Buddy Shaw -- He's ranked fifth.
you best find me another ranked contender an' i mean in a flash, man!	I contacted Ernie Roman's manager, he's fighting in France the same week.
damn.	I suppose we could cancel the fight indefinitely if you are set on fighting Green.
any quick advice for young boxing hopefuls?	...Stay in school an' use your brains, dig -- Be a lawyer, be a doctor, carry a leather briefcase an' forget about sports!! Sports can only make ya grunt an' smell -- Be a thinker not a stinker!!
me an' my wife are goin' home 'cause we miss our children an' can't go no more time without seein' them.	Any quick advice for young boxing hopefuls?
where're you off to now?	Me an' my wife are goin' home 'cause we miss our children an' can't go no more time without seein' them.
the bicentennial heavyweight championship of the world is gonna be held in the only place it can be held -- philadelphia! -- the nation's cradle -- january first -- the first major event of our two hundredth year.	Where're you off to now?
still to be held in philadelphia?	The Bicentennial Heavyweight Championship of the World is gonna be held in the only place it can be held -- Philadelphia! -- the nation's cradle -- January First -- the first major event of our two hundredth year.
that's right -- it's gonna be the greatest sportin' event in this country's history -- a gala occurrence!	Still to be held in Philadelphia?
you're referring to the much publicized bicentennial fight?	That's right -- It's gonna be the greatest sportin' event in this country's history -- A gala occurrence!
he was big, an' very nasty so i destroyed him in a hurry -- now i'm gettin' ready for mac lee green next month.	You're referring to the much publicized bicentennial fight?
apollo, how would you rate this last british challenger, henry wilcoxson?	He was big, an' very nasty so I destroyed him in a hurry -- Now I'm gettin' ready for Mac Lee Green next month.
very high an' very fast.	Apollo, how would you rate this last British challenger, Henry Wilcoxson?
how was the flight, champ?	Very high an' very fast.
kiss my ass.	Move your shoulders down.
don't like yours neither.	Kiss my ass.
i don't like ya face.	Don't like yours neither.
take 'er to the zoo -- retards like the zoo.	Does that bum have to say that?
she ain't retarded, she's shy.	Take 'er to the zoo -- Retards like the zoo.
hear she's retarded.	She ain't retarded, she's shy.
of wa?	...Of the truck that run over your face.
did ya get the license number?	Of wa?
we'll kill you, man -- we gotta gun.	Pull heat on me? -- I'll dent ya face!
...that's an old one.	Buy us some Thunderbird, man.
no dollar.	Hey, give Rocky a dime.
'cause we dig ya, man -- gimme a dollar.	No dollar.
why?	'Cause we dig ya, man -- Gimme a dollar.
yo, rock, gimme a dollar.	Why?
no wine.	Yo, Rock, gimme a dollar.
c'mon, man, it's cold, man.	No wine.
...no wine -- bad for ya' brain.	C'mon, man, it's cold, man.
yo, rocks, buy us sum wine, man.	...No wine -- Bad for ya' brain.
...how 'bout for the cokes?	Charge it.
i must be goin' deaf 'cause i thought ya said, 'ten cents.'	...How 'bout for the Cokes?
that's ten bucks.	I must be goin' deaf 'cause I thought ya said, 'ten cents.'
here -- three minutes.	Yeah -- My ol' man who was never the sharpest told me -- I weren't born with much brain so I better use my body.
cost ya a buck.	This guy is beautiful -- get the Cokes.
how 'bout some cokes?	Cost ya a buck.
six!	How 'bout some Cokes?
it ain't your fault -- i originally done it in the baby crenshaw fight.  that's me fightin' big baby crenshaw -- big baby was the size of an airplane an' i broke my hands on his head -- i lost, but it's a nice picture, don't ya think?	Six!
seven minutes!	It ain't your fault -- I originally done it in the Baby Crenshaw fight.  That's me fightin' Big Baby Crenshaw -- Big Baby was the size of an airplane an' I broke my hands on his head -- I lost, but it's a nice picture, don't ya think?
nine minutes!	Hey, I ain't cryin'... I still fight. Kinda do it like a hobby. See I'm a natural southpaw an' most pugs won't fight a southpaw 'cause we mess up their timin' an' look awkward -- Southpaw means lefthanded... But I guess in the long run things probably worked out for the best, right?
ten minutes for ten dollars.	...Yeah, give 'er the Blades.
...ten minutes.	Ten minutes for ten dollars.
few minutes?	...Ten minutes.
look at her, ya can see she ain't feelin' good -- needs a few minutes exercise --	Few minutes?
this a con?	Look at her, ya can see she ain't feelin' good -- needs a few minutes exercise --
listen, i gotta problem. this girl ain't feelin' well, y'know -- the doctor says she should exercise, y'know once in awhile an' ice skatin' is the best thing --	This a con?
yo, pal, what's with you -- the place ain't operatin'.	Listen, I gotta problem. This girl ain't feelin' well, y'know -- The doctor says she should exercise, y'know once in awhile an' ice skatin' is the best thing --
hey, the rink is empty 'cause we're closed -- ya ain't allowed in here so do me a favor an' not stay here.	Wait here, gotta smooth this guy out.
are ya closed to the general public or to just everybody.	Hey, the rink is empty 'cause we're closed -- ya ain't allowed in here so do me a favor an' not stay here.
hey, whatta ya doin' here -- we're closed... yo, we're closed!	Are ya closed to the General Public or to just everybody.
without a doubt this is the most punishing brawl i have ever seen -- the ringside audience is spotted with blood. this fight should have been stopped rounds ago but rocky balboa refuses to fall --	Not only has he refused to fall, but he has beaten the Champion's body without mercy and the bout has become a vicious slugfest.
there's no way apollo expected this kind of hitting power.	No way -- but the brilliant ability of the Champion to master situations like this is one of his most outstanding traits -- Creed tosses a perfect right hand that rocks Rocky. Creed on the offensive -- Balboa takes the punishment and counters with a left flush over the heart... that hurt.
apollo almost sprints out of his corner -- feints and throws a pair of left-right combinations. balboa drops beneath a left upper cut and lands a very solid shot on creed's temple -- not much movement from balboa, duck a left, a right, another left and explodes with a right hook to the temple -- i mean explodes. the champ backs off.	There's no way Apollo expected this kind of hitting power.
round three ready to start and should be interesting to see if creed can put the challenger away -- there goes the bell.	Apollo almost sprints out of his corner -- feints and throws a pair of left-right combinations. Balboa drops beneath a left upper cut and lands a very solid shot on Creed's temple -- not much movement from Balboa, duck a left, a right, another left and explodes with a right hook to the temple -- I mean explodes. The Champ backs off.
if you had asked anyone who knows boxing, they never would've predicted a first round knockdown and the second round punishment to the body of the champion... most fighters will tell you, receiving a good body punch is the next worst thing to dying.	Round three ready to start and should be interesting to see if Creed can put the challenger away -- there goes the bell.
the champion is smiling and toying with the man -- trying to give the fans their money's worth and make a show of it with the badly out-classes challenger -- another left to right combination. i feel sorry for --	Creed is down!!!
the champ stings the slower challenger with jabs at will -- balboa blocks eighty percent of the blows with his face -- creed doesn't look the best he's ever been but is moving smoothly -- creed snaps out a triple combination that backs balboa into a corner -- oh, a solid hook by creed, a master of fist-men.	The Champion is smiling and toying with the man -- trying to give the fans their money's worth and make a show of it with the badly out-classes challenger -- Another left to right combination. I feel sorry for --
it's been confirmed that it is definitely an impersonation of george washington -- a great way to start 1976 off.	I agree.
am i seeing right? creed is approaching the ring in a boat. is he supposed to be george washington? obviously so.	It's been confirmed that it is definitely an impersonation of George Washington -- a great way to start 1976 off.
you could go deaf with the noise -- it undoubtedly means champion apollo creed is heading towards the ring --	Am I seeing right? Creed is approaching the ring in a boat. Is he supposed to be George Washington? Obviously so.
i only wonder if this man has the skill to go past three rounds -- vegas odds say, 'no.'	You could go deaf with the noise -- it undoubtedly means Champion Apollo Creed is heading towards the ring --
thank you, bob. the electricity is everywhere tonight. rocky balboa, a fifty-to-one underdog, is living a cinderella story which has captured peoples' imaginations all over the world -- to quote a popular sports magazine, 'the fighting style should be 'the caveman against the cavalier.' from the increase in sound it appears the challenger is now approaching the ring... his record is forty-four wins, twenty losses and thirty-eight knockouts.	I only wonder if this man has the skill to go past three rounds -- Vegas odds say, 'no.'
we would like to welcome our viewing audience to the grand world championship bicentennial heavyweight fight -- the first major event of the bicentennial year... a point of interest is that the fight is being beamed to more than seven hundred and fifty million fans in theatres in nearly every corner of the world. i would like to welcome an old friend, and co-commentator for this evening's event -- jimmy michaels.	Thank you, Bob. The electricity is everywhere tonight. Rocky Balboa, a fifty-to-one underdog, is living a Cinderella story which has captured peoples' imaginations all over the world -- to quote a popular sports magazine, 'The fighting style should be 'The Caveman Against the Cavalier.' From the increase in sound it appears the challenger is now approaching the ring... His record is forty-four wins, twenty losses and thirty-eight knockouts.
yo' yellow, old man.	Not yellow, cautious.  See, it's very easy for a fighter to accidentally hurt --
why let rocky here take a chance on cuttin' or breakin' a hand? -- take a shower, dipper.	Don't mouth me, old man, I'll knock yo' out too. C'mon, wop, spar me, let everybody see who's got the heat around here.
yo' know i iz the best man here! yo' said so yoself!	Why let Rocky here take a chance on cuttin' or breakin' a hand? -- Take a shower, Dipper.
you can forget about sparring, kid.	Yo' know I iz the best man here! Yo' said so yoself!
what's happenin' here?	I'm happenin'! This pig is takin' my shot -- I iz a contender. He's nothin'.
i say ya nothin'!	What's happenin' here?
ya still light seventy.	Waits! -- Be smart. Ya don't have to break nothin' -- Here, take my coat, it's worth fifty-sixty dollars. It's yours.
i know the juice is climbin' -- i been workin' six months just to pay the damn interest.	Ya still light seventy.
...the juice is climbin' every week.	I know the juice is climbin' -- I been workin' six months just to pay the damn interest.
you have my food in ya hand.	...The juice is climbin' every week.
what about for food an' stuff?	You have my food in ya hand.
that's it.	What about for food an' stuff?
that's it? -- completely?	That's it.
that's it, i'm broke.	That's it? -- Completely?
a hundred an' thirty.	That's it, I'm broke.
look, bob, if ya wanna dance, ya gotta pay the band -- if ya borrow, ya gotta pay the man... me, i ain't emotionally involved.	A hundred an' thirty.
bob.	Look, Bob, if ya wanna dance, ya gotta pay the band -- If ya borrow, ya gotta pay the man... Me, I ain't emotionally involved.
what's ya name again?	Bob.
mr. gazzo says i should get two hundred or break the thumb.	Please, I need my hands to work -- Christ, don't bust my thumbs.
honest to god i'm broke -- gimme a break.	Mr. Gazzo says I should get two hundred or break the thumb.
mr. gazzo wants the two hundred now!	Honest to God I'm broke -- Gimme a break.
don't hit the face! not the face!!	Mr. Gazzo wants the two hundred now!
yo, you gonna show, tony?	Where else am I gonna go.  Bet three grand on Rocky.
same thing. ya know, rock, remember when we was kids, we fought together. an' i wasn't well an' ya had to beat up that irish kid -- what's his name? -- gallager -- i bought a suit and became a businessman. you put on gloves. an' i remember mama almost cried, may she rest in peace -- an' our ol' man who said ya had no brains --i'd like to lay hands on that bastard. you ain't never had any luck. even when i owned you in '66 you never had luck. but now i think you might be gettin' some luck kid. whatta you think?	Yo, you gonna show, Tony?
black market?	Same thing. Ya know, Rock, remember when we was kids, we fought together. An' I wasn't well an' ya had to beat up that Irish kid -- what's his name? -- Gallager -- I bought a suit and became a businessman. You put on gloves. An' I remember Mama almost cried, may she rest in peace -- an' our ol' man who said ya had no brains --I'd like to lay hands on that bastard. You ain't never had any luck. Even when I owned you in '66 you never had luck. But now I think you might be gettin' some luck kid. Whatta you think?
sure, you do what ya want. stay away from the stock market.	Black market?
i'm gonna do somethin with it.	Sure, you do what ya want. Stay away from the stock market.
ya gettin 150 grand killer. ya got any plans for it? whatta ya think? ya like to put it on the street, make it work for ya?	I'm gonna do somethin with it.
no action.	Ya gettin 150 grand killer. Ya got any plans for it? Whatta ya think? Ya like to put it on the street, make it work for ya?
listen, kid, i'm with ya. ya know, i'm with ya -- italian, we're blood. you kill this rug -- we guinneas gotta show these afro-americans where it's at. give it your best shot cause i want ya to prove to these bums on the corner that my man can't be beat by this rug... ya got any action on the side.	No action.
gonna try.	Listen, kid, I'm with ya. Ya know, I'm with ya -- Italian, we're blood. You kill this rug -- We Guinneas gotta show these Afro-Americans where it's at. Give it your best shot cause I want ya to prove to these bums on the corner that my man can't be beat by this rug... Ya got any action on the side.
does santa claus charge juice? merry christmas -- now, how's about my present, ya gonna win?	Gonna try.
do i have to pay juice?	Does Santa Claus charge juice? Merry Christmas -- Now, how's about my present, ya gonna win?
here's five hundred -- put it in your glove.	Do I have to pay juice?
a few bucks.	Here's five hundred -- Put it in your glove.
take your shot, kid -- you got money for trainin' expenses?	A few bucks.
i feel bad about walkin'.	Take your shot, kid -- You got money for trainin' expenses?
hey -- if a good man can make a better life, let him make it.	I feel bad about walkin'.
y'know i won't be able to work for ya no more.	Hey -- if a good man can make a better life, let him make it.
here's fifty bucks -- you an' the girl have a nice time.	Thanks, Mr. Gazzo.
yeah.	Here's fifty bucks -- You an' the girl have a nice time.
buddy's got a thing against ya, rock. some people just hate for no reason, y'know.	Yeah.
buddy's in a bad mood -- prostate problems.	He's always in a bad mood.  Count ya blessin's. Ya a healthy person -- ya legs work -- ya hands work --
you think i don't hear things?	Paulie's sister.
how'd you know?	You think I don't hear things?
hey, screw ya brain on right. now, who's this girl you're going out with tonight?	How'd you know?
ya sure?	Hey, screw ya brain on right. Now, who's this girl you're going out with tonight?
no, two yards from snyder, an' a grand from cappoli.	Ya sure?
next wednesday i grab a grand from snyder. an' thursday two yards from cappoli, okay?	No, two yards from Snyder, an' a grand from Cappoli.
i figure if i break the thumb this guy gets thrown outta his job and can't pay nothin' no more.	It don't matter. It's my reputation. These guys think they can get off light. It's bad for my reputation -- It's bad for business. See ya killer.
yo rock. did i give you a job this mornin? how come ya didn't break this guy's thumb like i asked ya? when ya don't do what ya are told, it makes me look bad, kid.	I figure if I break the thumb this guy gets thrown outta his job and can't pay nothin' no more.
tomorrow collect from del rio -- he's late three weeks. how'd you do last night?	...Fine.
sure, rocky, bob's good for it...	Tomorrow collect from Del Rio -- He's late three weeks. How'd you do last night?
he only had a hundred an' thirty. -- i think he's good for the rest next week, mr. gazzo.	Sure, Rocky, Bob's good for it...
sure, an' i'm smart enough to know that no sparrin' partner should take cheap shots at the champ. he's just there to help condition the man.	Not spar, I'm asking whether you would be interested in fighting Creed for the championship.
did you hear what i said?	Sure, an' I'm smart enough to know that no sparrin' partner should take cheap shots at the Champ. He's just there to help condition the man.
...like i said, i'd make a boss sparrin' mate.	Did you hear what I said?
rocky, would you be interested in fighting apollo creed for the championship?	...Like I said, I'd make a boss sparrin' mate.
i wouldn't take no cheap shots. i'd be a good sparrin' partner.	Rocky, would you be interested in fighting Apollo Creed for the Championship?
what?	I wouldn't take no cheap shots. I'd be a good sparrin' partner.
absolutely -- sparrin' with the champ would be an honor -- y'know what?	What?
i'm sure you are.	Absolutely -- Sparrin' with the Champ would be an honor -- y'know what?
i know ya need sparrin' partners -- i'm very available.	I'm sure you are.
excuse me.	I know ya need sparrin' partners -- I'm very available.
sparrin'?	Excuse me.
rocky, would you be interested in --	Sparrin'?
no -- just me.	Rocky, would you be interested in --
rocky, do you have any representation? a manager?	No -- Just me.
rocky.	Rocky, do you have any representation? A manager?
mr. balboa --	Rocky.
...thanks.	Mr. Balboa --
hello, mr. balboa -- i'm miles jergens -- please, have a seat.	...Thanks.
goodnight, rocky.	'Night, Marie.
ya, somethin' like that.	Goodnight, Rocky.
ya hope i don't keep acting like a whore or i'll turn into one, right?	Ya, somethin' like that.
what was i gonna say?	Ya hope I don't keep acting like a whore or I'll turn into one, right?
i won't.	What was I gonna say?
listen, i hope ya don't --	I won't.
what?	Yo, a bad reputation -- Twenty years from now people will say 'D'you remember Marie?' 'No, who was she?' 'She was that little whore who hung out at the Atomic Hoagie Shop.' 'Oh, now I remember!'... See, they don't remember you, they remember the rep.
that doesn't matter -- you don't really have to be a whore, just act like one an' that's it.	What?
c'mon, rocky. i'm twelve.	That doesn't matter -- You don't really have to be a whore, just act like one an' that's it.
'cause that's the way guys are -- they laugh when ya talk dirty. they think ya cute for a while, but then ya getta reputation an' watch out. nobody's ever gonna take ya serious. ya get no respect... i gotta use a bad word -- whore. you'll end up maybe becomin' a whore.	C'mon, Rocky. I'm twelve.
why?	'Cause that's the way guys are -- They laugh when ya talk dirty. They think ya cute for a while, but then ya getta reputation an' watch out. Nobody's ever gonna take ya serious. Ya get no respect... I gotta use a bad word -- Whore. You'll end up maybe becomin' a whore.
nobody likes garbage -- anyway, this girl with the dirty mouth wasn't bad lookin', but the guys wouldn't take her out for any serious datin'.	Why?
maybe i like garbage.	Nobody likes garbage -- Anyway, this girl with the dirty mouth wasn't bad lookin', but the guys wouldn't take her out for any serious datin'.
makes your breath like garbage.	Maybe I like garbage.
i like yella teeth.	Makes your breath like garbage.
make your teeth yella --	I like yella teeth.
...yeah.	Make your teeth yella --
hey! when i was your age, there was only one girl who talked like that in the whole neighborhood.	...Yeah.
i like 'em. if you don't you can f --	Hey! When I was your age, there was only one girl who talked like that in the whole neighborhood.
how come ya wanna hang out with those guys? they teach ya bad things.	I like 'em. If you don't you can f --
stuff it, man!	Don't you never say that --  -- You guys talk like that in front of a little girl -- You guys are scum.
what?	Stuff it, man!
hey --	What?
did these guys teach you to talk dirty? huh?	Hey --
...screw you, yoyo.	Did these guys teach you to talk dirty? Huh?
what'd you say?	...Screw you, yoyo.
...screw you.	What'd you say?
i don't care what they say, you're a winner.	Yo, can I have my locker back?
how i look out there, mick?	Great, kid, great.
would you keep goin'?	...Yeah.
wanna keep goin'?	Would you keep goin'?
gimme the water! ya gettin' tagged with his right. i think you should feint left and high hook 'im -- benny, check the eyes! can ya see?	See what?
fine... that guy's great.	Gimme the water! Ya gettin' tagged with his right. I think you should feint left and high hook 'im -- Benny, check the eyes! Can ya see?
how you holdin' up, kid?	Fine... That guy's great.
...the guy's great.	Why don't ya tell 'im you're a fan!
can't hardly tell. don't swallow the blood -- go for his ribs. don't let 'im breathe.	...The guy's great.
damn! how's it look?	Can't hardly tell. Don't swallow the blood -- Go for his ribs. Don't let 'im breathe.
ya nose is broke.	Damn! How's it look?
see how fast he is -- damn!	Breathe deep -- Keep ya chin down!! Use the legs and drive through 'im. Attack -- Attack -- Attack!
real good.	See how fast he is -- damn!
how am i doin'?	Real good.
god bless ya, rock.	Thanks, Mick -- I'm gonna try.
don't let 'im get you tight.	Whatta ya think that outfit cost?
i get the robe an' paulie gets three grand.	...Shrewd.
whatta you get outta this?	I get the robe an' Paulie gets three grand.
...i'm doin' it for a friend.	Whatta you get outta this?
don't you care what the people will say?	...I'm doin' it for a friend.
yo, benny.	Check the eyes, Ben.
what cha say, benny -- meet 'the rock.' this is our cutman, benny stein.	Yo, Benny.
tie it to both ankles -- leave two feet slack.	I never had good footwork.
i asked, but ya never helped nothin'! -- like the bible sez, ya don't get no second chance.	Rocky, I'm seventy-six years old. Maybe you can be the winner I never was -- your shot is my last shot!
if ya was wantin' my help, why didn't ya ask? just ask.	I asked, but ya never helped nothin'! -- Like the Bible sez, ya don't get no second chance.
whatever i got, i always got on the slide. this shot's no different. i didn't earn nothin' -- i got it on the slide... i needed ya help about ten years ago when i was startin', but ya never helped me none.	If ya was wantin' my help, why didn't ya ask? Just ask.
please, kid.	Whatever I got, I always got on the slide. This shot's no different. I didn't earn nothin' -- I got it on the slide... I needed ya help about ten years ago when I was startin', but ya never helped me none.
i got pain an' experience too.	Please, kid.
look, you can't buy what i know. ya can't. i've seen it all! i got pain an' i got experience.	I got pain an' experience too.
the fight's set -- i don't need a manager.	Look, you can't buy what I know. Ya can't. I've seen it all! I got pain an' I got experience.
i'm sorry, i -- i made a mistake. kid, i'm askin' man to man. i wanna be ya manager.	The fight's set -- I don't need a manager.
...ya gave dipper my locker.	I'm sorry, I -- I made a mistake. Kid, I'm askin' man to man. I wanna be ya manager.
respect, i always dished ya respect.	...Ya gave Dipper my locker.
ya got heart.	Heart, but I ain't got no Tocker.
really think so?	Ya got heart.
yeah, ya kinda remind me of the rock. ya move like 'im.	Really think so?
nobody ever said that -- there's his picture.	Yeah, ya kinda remind me of the Rock. Ya move like 'im.
i done it all. i've done an' seen everything'. believe what i'm tellin' ya -- ya shoulda seen the night in brooklyn, i smacked 'ginny' russo outta the ring, september 14, 1923 -- same night firpo knocked dempsey outta the ring. but who got the press? he did. he had a manager -- september 14, 1923.	Ya got a good mind for dates.
...what?	I done it all. I've done an' seen everything'. Believe what I'm tellin' ya -- Ya shoulda seen the night in Brooklyn, I smacked 'Ginny' Russo outta the ring, September 14, 1923 -- same night Firpo knocked Dempsey outta the ring. But who got the Press? He did. He had a manager -- September 14, 1923.
rocky, d'ya know what i done?	...What?
how 'bout a glass of water?	Rocky, d'ya know what I done?
fifty years. the rep is known around philly, an' a good rep can't be bought, but i don't have to tell you that.	How 'bout a glass of water?
fifty years, huh.	Fifty years. The rep is known around Philly, an' a good rep can't be bought, but I don't have to tell you that.
turtles -- domestic turtles.	I'm here tellin' ya to be very smart with this shot. Like the Bible sez, ya don't get no second chance.
whatta' those?	Turtles -- domestic turtles.
freak luck is a strange thing.	Whatta' those?
look at all them other fighters. real good boys. good records. colorful. fight their hearts out for peanuts -- but who cared? nobody. they got it shoved in their back door. nobody ever give them a shot at the title...	Freak luck is a strange thing.
freak luck for sure.	Look at all them other fighters. Real good boys. Good records. Colorful. Fight their hearts out for peanuts -- But who cared? Nobody. They got it shoved in their back door. Nobody ever give them a shot at the title...
what's happened is freak luck.	Freak luck for sure.
yeah.	What's happened is freak luck.
listen, rock, you're a very lucky guy.	Yeah.
i'm usta seein' ya at the gym, but seein' ya here, in my house, it's kinda outta joint.	Listen, Rock, you're a very lucky guy.
how do you mean?	I'm usta seein' ya at the gym, but seein' ya here, in my house, it's kinda outta joint.
best seat in the house -- hey, mick, this is too much.	How do you mean?
hey, mickey -- whatta ya doin' here? here, sit down.	Best seat in the house -- Hey, Mick, this is too much.
i seen the light. i figure somebody was home.	Hey, Mickey -- Whatta ya doin' here? Here, sit down.
probably lookin' for sparrin' partners.	...I said that before.
'bout an hour ago.	Probably lookin' for sparrin' partners.
when was they here?	'Bout an hour ago.
here's the card?	When was they here?
ya puttin' me on?	Here's the card?
a rep from miles jergens' promotions was lookin' for ya -- they need sparrin' partners for creed.	Ya puttin' me on?
message -- what message?	A Rep from Miles Jergens' Promotions was lookin' for ya -- They need sparrin' partners for Creed.
did ya get the message, kid?	Message -- What message?
think about it.	Yeah, sure.
...no.	Think about it.
hey, ever think about retirin'?	...No.
listen, i'm gonna take a steam -- did good last night -- shoulda seen it.	Hey, ever think about retirin'?
ya want the truth -- ya got heart, but ya fight like an ape -- the only thing special about you is ya never got ya nose broke -- keep ya nose pretty -- what's left of ya brain an' retire.	Listen, I'm gonna take a steam -- Did good last night -- Shoulda seen it.
ain't they?	Ya want the truth -- Ya got heart, but ya fight like an ape -- The only thing special about you is ya never got ya nose broke -- keep ya nose pretty -- what's left of ya brain an' retire.
you think everybody i fight is a bum.	Ain't they?
rice is a bum.	You think everybody I fight is a bum.
spider rice.	Rice is a bum.
...who'd ya fight?	Spider Rice.
yeah, kayo.	...Who'd ya fight?
did ya win?	Yeah, Kayo.
yeah --	Did ya win?
...did ya fight last night?	Yeah --
yeah, they're goin', -- that's nature... that was my locker for six years.	...Did ya fight last night?
the legs must be goin'.	Yeah, they're goin', -- that's nature... That was my locker for six years.
twenty-five, thirty -- what's the difference? -- it took me two months to learn the combination of that locker.	The legs must be goin'.
more like thirty.	Twenty-five, thirty -- What's the difference? -- It took me two months to learn the combination of that locker.
come july, twenty-five.	More like thirty.
how old?	Come July, twenty-five.
...what?	How old?
how old are ya?	...What?
facts is facts. i run a business here -- i'm cleanin' house --	How old are ya?
...tomato?	Facts is facts. I run a business here -- I'm cleanin' house --
dipper's a climber -- you're a tomato.	...Tomato?
dipper needed it.	Dipper's a climber -- You're a tomato.
i was talkin' with ya man, mike. -- hey, how come i been put outta my locker?	Dipper needed it.
then stand there an' wait till i'm done -- creed's good, yeah, he's real fine but i gotta boy, y'know big dipper, who's got the stuff it takes to be a champ -- he's mean, quick, an' big -- what more d'ya need? okay, go to work...  hey -- yeah -- whatta ya want?	I was talkin' with ya man, Mike. -- Hey, how come I been put outta my locker?
yeah.	Then stand there an' wait till I'm done -- Creed's good, yeah, he's real fine but I gotta boy, y'know Big Dipper, who's got the stuff it takes to be a champ -- He's mean, quick, an' big -- What more d'ya need? Okay, go to work...  Hey -- Yeah -- Whatta ya want?
do you see me talkin'? huh?	Yeah.
i said, how ya feelin'?	Do you see me talkin'? Huh?
...what?	I said, how ya feelin'?
hey, how ya feelin', mickey?	...What?
i don't care what nobody says, this bum creed woulda never made it in the thirties --	Hey, how ya feelin', Mickey?
no more, ya wanna lose an eye? no more.	Open my eyes -- Please, open my eyes!
ya sappin' his strength -- he's losin' steam.	He ain't losin' nothin'.
hey, rock -- what happened?	'Bout what?
yeah -- see the fight last night? apollo creed beat that english guy bad.	Creed's great.
you were ready to bite that guy's face.	Yeah -- See the fight last night? Apollo Creed beat that English guy bad.
whatta ya talkin' about it ain't my locker no more?	Listen, I'm with you -- But ya gotta talk to Mickey -- I put ya stuff in the bag over there.
it ain't your locker no more.	Whatta ya talkin' about it ain't my locker no more?
yo, mike -- what's happenin' here?	It ain't your locker no more.
the owner was suppose to pick him up three weeks ago.	We're not responsible for animals left over thirty days -- We board it ain't a animal shelter, Y'know... Adrian, I want you to clean all those cat cages downstairs, they're a mess.
bullmastiff.	The owner was suppose to pick him up three weeks ago.
...what kinda dog is this again?	Bullmastiff.
how's butkus this mornin'?	Ain't had time to check 'em.
inventin' jokes ain't easy.	How's Butkus this mornin'?
startin' with the bad jokes early today, huh.	Inventin' jokes ain't easy.
christ, i been beggin' ya for a break until i'm sick inside.	What break? Huh? What break! Who am I to give breaks! I'm a fighter, you haul meat. You do what you do an' I do what I do best -- that's it -- that's life, man!
what can i do about it?	Christ, I been beggin' ya for a break until I'm sick inside.
...i can't haul meat no more.	What can I do about it?
outta my house i want ya!!	...It's cold outside, Paulie.
yo, what's with you? -- it was suppose to be private.	I thought I was doin' ya a favor -- C'mon inside -- Y'know, my sister really likes ya.
to see ya train.	Yo, what's with you? -- It was suppose to be private.
whatta these guys want?	To see ya train.
yo, rock. i made a few phone calls an' thanks to me ya goin' to be a big man -- thatta dog?	Whatta these guys want?
don't talk dirty 'bout ya sister.	C'mon, ya screwin' her?
you ballin' her?	Don't talk dirty 'bout ya sister.
she got gaps. i got gaps -- together we fill the gaps.	You ballin' her?
what gaps?	She got gaps. I got gaps -- together we fill the gaps.
i dunno -- she fills gaps.	What gaps?
what's the attraction? i don't see it?	I dunno -- she fills gaps.
sure i like her.	What's the attraction? I don't see it?
ya really like her?	Sure I like her.
the story -- what's happenin'?	Ya really like her?
what?	The story -- what's happenin'?
ain't sure, what's the story?	What?
whatta you think?	Ain't sure, what's the story?
y'know, d'ya think you an' my sister -- ah, doin' good together?	Whatta you think?
keep this job, ya eat better.	Y'know, d'ya think you an' my sister -- Ah, doin' good together?
how 'bout you talk to 'em about me?  please do me that favor.	Keep this job, ya eat better.
gazzo's a good man.	How 'bout you talk to 'em about me?  Please do me that favor.
if ya don't pay gazzo, ya end up hangin' on the hook, right?	Gazzo's a good man.
i got whiskey here.	...No.
...tight.	I got whiskey here.
how ya feelin'?	...Tight.
hey, who cared about me yesterday, huh? nobody -- i think i'm gonna train myself.	Without havin' good people around, ya won't have such a good chance.
ya gotta have a guy help ya exercise, mebbe somebody to be standin' by with a towel or run errands, y'know.	Hey, who cared about me yesterday, huh? Nobody -- I think I'm gonna train myself.
i'll do okay.	Ya gotta have a guy help ya exercise, mebbe somebody to be standin' by with a towel or run errands, y'know.
y'know, to help keep ya livin' clean.	I'll do okay.
help what?	Y'know, to help keep ya livin' clean.
yo, rock -- now ya'll be lookin' for people to help, right?	Help what?
it don't bother me none.	Yo, Rock -- now ya'll be lookin' for people to help, right?
he's takin' cheap shots.	It don't bother me none.
it don't matter.	He's takin' cheap shots.
don't it matter none he's makin' ya out a fool? -- i'd break his lips.	It don't matter.
why?	Don't it matter none he's makin' ya out a fool? -- I'd break his lips.
ice skate.	I didn't want no turkey anyway.
what's ya sister like to do?	Ice skate.
...maybe i better forget it.	Try again, c'mon, try again.
maybe ya better forget it.	Forget nothin' -- Here, talk to my sister, tell 'er somethin' nice.
!! ya want the bird, go out in the alley an' eat the bird -- i want ya outta the house -- enjoy ya friggin' life... ya hungry, rock?	Maybe ya better forget it.
ya sister knows i'm comin'?	Yeah, sure -- She's very excited.
i'm askin' ya to go to him -- as a favor.	Gazzo's gotta come to you -- Hey, Paulie, it's a bad job -- Do what you do now.
gazzo's gotta come to you.	I'm askin' ya to go to him -- As a favor.
do me a favor -- talk to gazzo. tell him i'm a friend an' would do a good job... tell him i ain't bothered by nothin' an' would be a great collector... bustin' bones don't bother me -- tell him i'm a good worker.	Gazzo's gotta come to you.
maybe another job is the best thing.	Do me a favor -- Talk to Gazzo. Tell him I'm a friend an' would do a good job... Tell him I ain't bothered by nothin' an' would be a great collector... Bustin' bones don't bother me -- Tell him I'm a good worker.
i don't need a doctor, i need a different job.	Maybe another job is the best thing.
maybe ya should see a doctor.	I don't need a doctor, I need a different job.
inflamed joints -- walkin' in an' out of a freezer carryin' meat plays hell on the joints.	Maybe ya should see a doctor.
look at my hands -- see how the joints are swollen.	Inflamed joints -- Walkin' in an' out of a freezer carryin' meat plays hell on the joints.
what kinda business?	Look at my hands -- See how the joints are swollen.
i hate the friggin' game... i'd like to talk some business.	What kinda business?
i usta be deadly at half-ball.	I hate the friggin' game... I'd like to talk some business.
tomorrow you come for some bird, right?	Absolutely...
...sure.	Tomorrow you come for some bird, right?
the girl's dryin' up! she's gotta live a little before her body dries up!! you're a pal, rock -- how 'bout yo' talk to her? y'know, it's thanksgivin' tomorrow.	...Sure.
let's get outta this stink.	The girl's dryin' up! She's gotta live a little before her body dries up!! You're a pal, Rock -- How 'bout yo' talk to her? Y'know, it's Thanksgivin' tomorrow.
i wanna kill the friggin' moron who broke the mirror.	Let's get outta this stink.
i don't see no crowd around you, neither.	I wanna kill the friggin' moron who broke the mirror.
an' you're dyin' alone, too.	I don't see no crowd around you, neither.
i'm thirty myself.	An' you're dyin' alone, too.
she's a loser -- she don't enjoy life -- she reads -- brainy -- pushin' thirty friggin' years old!  she's gonna die alone if she don't wise up.	I'm thirty myself.
...adrian ain't sharp.	She's a loser -- She don't enjoy life -- She reads -- Brainy -- Pushin' thirty friggin' years old!  She's gonna die alone if she don't wise up.
ya always in a bad mood --	...Adrian ain't sharp.
ya caught me in a bad mood.	Ya always in a bad mood --
don't get mental, man.	Ya caught me in a bad mood.
sometimes she gets me so crazy, i'd like to split her head with a razor.	Don't get mental, man.
hey --	Sometimes she gets me so crazy, I'd like to split her head with a razor.
my sister's a friggin' loser.	Hey --
yeah, like i was a plate of leftovers -- somethin' wrong with my face -- whatta i need, a caddy to connect with ya sister?	My sister's a friggin' loser.
looks, huh?	Yeah, like I was a plate of leftovers -- Somethin' wrong with my face -- Whatta I need, a Caddy to connect with ya sister?
every mornin', every night i pass by -- i smile. i say jokes. nothin'. she looks at me.	Looks, huh?
forget her. you could do better than my sister.	Every mornin', every night I pass by -- I smile. I say jokes. Nothin'. She looks at me.
your sister's givin' me the shoulder.	Forget her. You could do better than my sister.
what?	Your sister's givin' me the shoulder.
yo, paulie.	What?
yo, rocky -- look at this mirror. i'd like to kill the friggin' moron who broke this mirror.	Yo, Paulie.
yo, paulie.	Yo, Rocky -- Look at this mirror. I'd like to kill the friggin' moron who broke this mirror.
do you have anything derogatory to say about the champion?	Derogatory? Yeah, he's great.
i'll tear his head off.	Do you have anything derogatory to say about the Champion?
maybe --	I'll tear his head off.
do you feel you have a chance?	Maybe --
apollo's a great fighter.	Do you feel you have a chance?
we can cut that out later. apollo creed says he'll let you stay three rounds before he puts you away.	Apollo's a great fighter.
...people talk to me more.	How're you preparing for this Bicentennial bout?
so much has happened lately -- has it changed your life style much?	...People talk to me more.
and now your payday will be one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. any comment?	Listen, I wanna say hi to my girlfriend -- Yo, Adrian!
four hundred -- but that was a long time ago.	And now your payday will be one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Any comment?
is it true the most you've ever made in a prizefight is five hundred dollars?	Four hundred -- But that was a long time ago.
how will you fight apollo creed?	Creed's great, ain't he... I'll do what I can.
feel? i dunno... happy.	How will you fight Apollo Creed?
this is your largest payday ever -- how do you feel about it?	Feel? I dunno... Happy.
well, i'll be...	So what's your next move, Valiant?
no.  but neither does roger.  that's diablo red.  roger's pants are sunrise orange.	Well, I'll be...
oh, a ladies man, huh?	My problem is I got a fifty-year-old lust and a three-year-old dinkie.
you serve martinis, doncha?	Yeah...
we don't serve formula. snookums.	You serve martinis, doncha?
my hunch is it was maroon.  he always was after acme's property.	Yeah?  Does he wear pants this color?
so where is it then?	Somebody took it from him.  That's what this whole thing's about.
and another thing, the paper said no will was found.  but every toon knows acme had a will and, in it he promised to leave toontown to the toons.	So where is it then?
my problem is i come here to drink in peace.  so if you don't mind...	C'mon, Valiant, doesn't this whole thing smell a bit funny to you?  I mean, no offense, but how did a mucky-muck like R.K. Maroon find you in the first place?
you mean the rabbit?  they got him cold.	You don't believe that.  I mean. the guy's an idiot, a moron, a complete fool...  but he'd never kill anyone. I know the guy.
yeah, i had to go slummin'.  see, a friend of mine's bein' framed.	You mean the rabbit?  They got him cold.
i know who you are.  kinda out of your neighborhood, aren't you?	Yeah, I had to go slummin'.  See, a friend of mine's bein' framed.
make it dry.  baby doesn't like to be wet.  you're valiant, right?  the name's baby herman.	I know who you are.  Kinda out of your neighborhood, aren't you?
big on the musical comedy, huh?	Sounds like you ve never seen her, Eddie.
he comes here every night to see jessica rabbit.	Big on the musical comedy, huh?
shoulda guessed.	He comes here every night to see Jessica Rabbit.
that's marvin acme, the gag king.	Shoulda guessed.
yeah, you still got it, betty.  who's mr. jocularity?	That's Marvin Acme, the gag king.
work's been slow for me since the cartoons went to color.  but i still got it, eddie...  'boop boop be-doop'.	Yeah, you still got it, Betty.  Who's Mr. Jocularity?
wish i could say the same.  what're you doin' here, betty?	Work's been slow for me since the cartoons went to color.  But I still got it, Eddie...  'Boop boop be-doop'.
gee, it's swell to see you, eddie.  we miss you in toontown.	Wish I could say the same.  What're you doin' here, Betty?
don't worry about me.  i can take it.	I'm not worried about you.  I'm worried about the safe.
i've already dropped it on you twenty-three times.	Don't worry about me.  I can take it.
please, raoul.  i can give you stars, i know i can.  just drop the safe on my head one more time.	I've already dropped it on you twenty-three times.
a tweeting bird?	That's right, a tweeting bird.  But what does the script say?  'Rabbit gets conked.  Rabbit sees <u>stars</u>!'  Not birds, stars!
what's this, roger?	A tweeting bird?
that'll work out just fine.  when this thing is over, i'll take you to catalina.  how does that sound?	Familiar.  Be careful, Eddie.
yeah... they closed me down for a coupla weeks.	That'll work out just fine.  When this thing is over, I'll take you to Catalina.  How does that sound?
what've i got to lose?  you okay, dolores?	Yeah... they closed me down for a coupla weeks.
are you gonna call him, eddie?	What've I got to lose?  You okay, Dolores?
i'll bet.	Are you gonna call him, Eddie?
i was hopin' you'd be there.  maroon's called here about four times.  he says he's gotta talk to you tonight.  he says he can help you.	I'll bet.
sounds like singin'.	Oh, no...
what's that comin' from the bar?	Sounds like singin'.
got me.  but unless the will shows up by friday midnight, it's theirs.	What's that comin' from the bar?
what the hell would they want with a gag factory?	Got me.  But unless the will shows up by Friday midnight, it's theirs.
nope.  it's that cloverleaf outfit again.	What the hell would they want with a gag factory?
maroon, right?	Nope.  It's that Cloverleaf outfit again.
i just stopped by to tell you that i checked out the acme probate.	Maroon, right?
probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife.	I just stopped by to tell you that I checked out the Acme probate.
the rabbit's wife?  wanna tell me what she was doin' with her arms around you?	Probably lookin' for a good place to stick a knife.
<u>that</u> was the rabbit's wife.	The rabbit's wife?  Wanna tell me what she was doin' with her arms around you?
what was <u>that</u>?	<u>That</u> was the rabbit's wife.
eddie, you still got it.  hey, tomorrow maybe i'll go down to probate court and see who's sniffin' around acme's estate?	Yeah, do that.  I'm gonna go rattle Maroon's cage.
maybe they just took it out of his pocket.	Then why'd they bother to crack the safe?  You can drop a Mosler 90 from Mount Baldy and it won't open.
so what's the scam, eddie?	Maybe Baby Herman was right.  Somebody wants Acme's property.  Cack the old man, pin it on Roger, and destroy the will.
can you get him out of it, eddie?	If I can find whoever wanted to kill Acme bad enough to get this.
so you decided to help him after all?	I oughta have my head examined.  Will you hold still?
it's all yours.	So you decided to help him after all?
oh, yeah?  well, you're not handcuffed to him.  anybody in the back room?	It's all yours.
he's a riot.	Oh, yeah?  Well, you're not handcuffed to him.  Anybody in the back room?
jesus, eddie, is this who i think it is?	Dolores, meet Roger Rabbit.
so you're not even gonna bother to find out if the rabbit's gettin' framed?	He's a Toon... who cares?
the papers said the safe door was opened, eddie.	Stick to stuffin' the olives, willya, Dolores?
yeah, eddie, it's not like you got an ad in the yellow pages.	Thanks for the vote of confidence.
do you think the rabbit did it?	I don't wanna think.  I wanna drink.
no kiddin'?  bought the red cars, huh?	Bastards put him on notice.
a new outfit bought the red car.  some big company called cloverleaf industries.	No kiddin'?  Bought the Red Cars, huh?
hey, eddie, looks like you really stepped in it this time.	What are you complaining about?  Here's your fifty bucks.
check the scrawl.	R.K. Maroon.
is this paper even good?	Check the scrawl.
you'll have it in the morning.  now be a sport and lemme have twenty bucks to put in my pocket.	Is this paper even good?
this is fifty bucks.  i need seventy-five before they check the books tomorrow.	You'll have it in the morning.  Now be a sport and lemme have twenty bucks to put in my pocket.
would this be the same dame who's going to feel awfully foolish when she finds out i've got her money.	This is fifty bucks.  I need seventy-five before they check the books tomorrow.
so, makin' dame jokes, huh, eddie? well, lemme remind ya pal, it was a <u>dame</u> who took a hundred bucks out of the till so your landlord would't throw you out of your dump.  and it was a <u>dame</u> who trusted you for the money when no one else in town would.  and it's a <u>dame</u> who's tired of waitin' for you to straighten yourself out and get a job!	Would this be the same dame who's going to feel awfully foolish when she finds out I've got her money.
you?	That's right, me.
surprised?	Not really.  Only a Toon could think of something as goofy as that freeway idea.
holy shit, he's a toon!	Surprised?
that's what this is all about?  tell me, who's gonna use your lousy freeway? we got the red cars, the best public transportation in the country.	Not for long.  We're retiring the Red Cars.  People will drive, Mr. Valiant, because they'll have to.  And when they drive, they'll have to buy our cars, our tires, our gasoline.
a freeway, mr. valiant, is eight lanes of asphalt running uninterrupted from l.a. to pasadena.  pasadena to hollywood.  hollywood to santa monica. someday everyone will be in cars driving happily, non-stop from one end of the l.a. basin to another.	That's what this is all about?  Tell me, who's gonna use your lousy freeway? We got the Red Cars, the best public transportation in the country.
what the hell's a freeway?	A freeway, Mr. Valiant, is eight lanes of asphalt running uninterrupted from L.A. to Pasadena.  Pasadena to Hollywood.  Hollywood to Santa Monica. Someday everyone will be in cars driving happily, non-stop from one end of the L.A. Basin to another.
right here where we're standing, will be the cornerstone of my idea... the cloverleaf -- an elegant cement structure that intertwines freeways.	What the hell's a freeway?
don't you think anyone's gonna notice that toontown's gone?	They won't care.  Who's going to miss some ridiculous talking mice when they can have the future?
come on, doom.  what would a company like that want with toontown?	It wasn't Toontown they wanted.  It was my idea of how to put the land to better use.
no one person is cloverleaf.  we're a vast company with diverse interests... gasoline, tires, automobiles.	Come on, Doom.  What would a company like that want with Toontown?
so you're cloverleaf?	No one person is Cloverleaf.  We're a vast company with diverse interests... gasoline, tires, automobiles.
no matter.  i don't expect the will to show up in the next fifteen minutes.  by then cloverleaf will own toontown quite legally.	So you're Cloverleaf?
the pot's callin' the kettle maniacal.	I've had enough of your insolence!  Put him in my car.  I think they'll enjoy attending our ribbon cutting at the Acme factory.
these roads can be very treacherous at night, especially in a maniacal toon vehicle.	The pot's callin' the kettle maniacal.
well, why not?  i'm feeling magnanimous tonight.  the successful conclusion of this case draws the curtain on my career as a jurist. i'm retiring to take a new role in the private sector.	Yeah?  Well, don't expect the Toons to give you a gold watch.
i don't think it's gonna matter. sorry, pal, i tried.	Yes, and for that you're charged with aiding and abetting.  But we'll let Santino handle that.
i ain't tellin' you nothin'!  get me santino.	You're a very stubborn man, Mr. Valiant.  Very pig-headed.  Boys, show Mr. Valiant how we handle pig-headed men at the Toontown station...
indeed we are.  we'll continue the interrogation there.	I ain't tellin' you nothin'!  Get me Santino.
you're not takin' me to downtown <u>toon</u>town?	Indeed we are.  We'll continue the interrogation there.
oh, not <u>that</u> downtown.  <u>toon</u>town.	You're not takin' me to downtown <u>Toon</u>town?
downtown?  fine.  get a hold of santino, i'd be more than glad to talk to him.	Oh, not <u>that</u> downtown.  <u>Toon</u>town.
take it easy, bongo.  we'll handle mr. valiant our own way... downtown.	Downtown?  Fine.  Get a hold of Santino, I'd be more than glad to talk to him.
the other people who were in here lookin' for the will.  i woulda caught 'em if cheetah here hadn't interrupted me.	Take it easy, Bongo.  We'll handle Mr. Valiant our own way... downtown.
they?	The other people who were in here lookin' for the will.  I woulda caught 'em if Cheetah here hadn't interrupted me.
they must've taken it off me.	They?
marvin acme had no will.  i should know, the probate is in my court.	He had a will, all right.  She took it off Acme the night she and R.K. Maroon knocked him off.  Then she set up her loving husband to take the fall.
being caught breaking and entering is not very good advertising for a detective.  what were you looking for, mr. valiant?	Ask her...
so you wouldn't have any idea where he might be?	Have you tried Walla Walla?  Kokomo's very nice this time of year.
why would he contact me?  i just took some lousy pictures.	So you wouldn't have any idea where he might be?
yes, i find that weasles have a special gift for the work.  the rabbit didn't contact you by any chance, did he?	Why would he contact me?  I just took some lousy pictures.
men?  they look more like weasles to me.	Yes, I find that weasles have a special gift for the work.  The rabbit didn't contact you by any chance, did he?
yes, we talked to mr. maroon.  he told us the rabbit became quite agitated when you showed him the pictures, and said nothing would stand in the way of him getting his wife back.  is that true?	Hey, pal, do I look like a stenographer?
he's not my client.  i was workin' for r.k. maroon.	Yes, we talked to Mr. Maroon.  He told us the rabbit became quite agitated when you showed him the pictures, and said nothing would stand in the way of him getting his wife back.  Is that true?
not much.  it's hard to talk.	Uh, Eddie, do me a favor.  Could you sit in the back so you won't cause as much of a commotion.
does it hurt?	Not much.  It's hard to talk.
no...	Does it hurt?
you're a pig... a happy-go-lucky pig.	No...
what am i, earl?	You're a pig... a happy-go-lucky pig.
boy, i'll say.  they gave you a real toon-a-roo.	What am I, Earl?
toon cops worked me over.	Boy, I'll say.  They gave you a real Toon-a-Roo.
eddie?  jesus, what happened?	Toon cops worked me over.
earl... it's me, valiant.	Eddie?  Jesus, what happened?
here's one for the books... a toon wearin' human clothes.	Earl... it's me, Valiant.
hold on a second.	Eddie, come on.
lemme guess where you got that from. tell me somethin', what'd you ever see in that guy anyway?	He made me laugh.
looks like our goose is cooked, our hash is slung, our fait is accompli...	Lemme guess where you got that from. Tell me somethin', what'd you ever see in that guy anyway?
a joker to the end.	Looks like our goose is cooked, our hash is slung, our fait is accompli...
when i opened up the blue envelope, all that was inside was a blank piece of paper.	A joker to the end.
so where is it?	When I opened up the blue envelope, all that was inside was a blank piece of paper.
marvin told me.  doom was after his land.  ne was afraid.  that's why he brought me his will.	So where is it?
how did you get onto doom?	Marvin told me.  Doom was after his land.  Ne was afraid.  That's why he brought me his will.
where is he?	He's right here in the...
we're even.  by the way, i did find your husband.	Where is he?
i didn't know who i could trust.	We're even.  By the way, I did find your husband.
why didn't you tell me?	I didn't know who I could trust.
it was doom who killed acme, you know?	Why didn't you tell me?
lady, i guess i had you pegged wrong.	Don't worry, you're not the first.  We better get out of here.
that's not roger.  it's one of doom's men.  he killed r.k. maroon.	Lady, I guess I had you pegged wrong.
you shot roger.	That's not Roger.  It's one of Doom's men.  He killed R.K. Maroon.
cause i don't take acme dumb pills.  i don't know what you're up to, lady, but i'm gonna nail you for the acme murder.	If I'm as bad as you think, what's stopping me from just killing you right now?
it's the truth.  why won't you believe it?	Cause I don't take Acme Dumb Pills.  I don't know what you're up to, lady, but I'm gonna nail you for the Acme murder.
so altruistic.	It's the truth.  Why won't you believe it?
i'm not bad, i'm just drawn that way.	I'm not complainin'.  But give me credit.  I'm the guy who took the pictures of you and Acme playin' pattycake, remember?
yeah, well, you don't know how hard it is bein' a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.	I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
oh, please don't make fun of me, mr, valiant.  you don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way i do.	Yeah, well, you don't know how hard it is bein' a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
oh, sure.  i can just feature you standin' outside your little hutch, holdin' a carrot cake waitin' for hubby to come home.	Oh, please don't make fun of me, Mr, Valiant.  You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.
no, no, no... i love my husband.	Oh, sure.  I can just feature you standin' outside your little hutch, holdin' a carrot cake waitin' for hubby to come home.
yeah, i'll bet you would.  you gotta have the rabbit to make the scam work.	No, no, no... I love my husband.
you've got the wrong idea about me. i'a a pawn in this just like poor roger.  can you help me find him?  i'll pay you anything.	Yeah, I'll bet you would.  You gotta have the rabbit to make the scam work.
no?  i guess we're not counting lying, stealing and murder.	You've got the wrong idea about me. I'a a pawn in this just like poor Roger.  Can you help me find him?  I'll pay you anything.
toons aren't given imperfections.	No?  I guess we're not counting lying, stealing and murder.
come on, lady, haven't you ever seen a mole before?	Toons aren't given imperfections.
oh... well, i... i just had to see you.	Okay, you've seen me.  Now give me a towel.
that's because i don't have a doorbell.	Oh... well, I... I just had to see you.
hello, mr. valiant.  i rang the doorbell, but i guess you couldn't hear it.	That's because I don't have a doorbell.
last week some heavy breather wanted one of my nylons as a souvenir.  maybe that's what he was after?	Look, doll, if I wanted underwear, I woulda broken into Frederick's of Hollywood.  I was lookin' for Marvin Acme's will.
doom.	Jesus Christ... <u>that</u> was the Judge?
what the hell is that?	Doom.
what's with the dip?	That's how he gets rid of the troublemakers.  It's a combination of acetone, turpentine and paint remover. He calls it the...  Final Solution.
where'd this gargoyle come from anyway?	No one knows.  He bought the election a few years back.  He's been rulin' Toontown ever since.
what a gasser.	Wait here...
they say the rabbit got the safe idea from a cartoon he was makin' the other day.	What a gasser.
now what?	Just haven't been this close to Toontown for awhile.
tell me you didn't do a snoop job for a toon named roger the rabbit.	That's what you woke me up for?
take it easy.	There's no time to take it easy!  You don't realize the diabolical mind we're dealing with!
you tricked me, damn you!	Take it easy.
no, i don't.	You tricked me, damn you!
you got the will in there, don't ya?	No, I don't.
well, everybody needs a hobby.	No, you gotta understand, Valiant, I had nothin' to do with Acme gettin' killed.  I just wanted to sell my studio.  But they wouldn't buy my property unless Acme would sell his. And he wouldn't.  So I was gonna blackmail Acme with pictures of him and the rabbit's wife.
no... i'm not.  i'm a cartoon maker, not a murderer.	Well, everybody needs a hobby.
you're not too good at this, are you, r.k.?	No... I'm not.  I'm a cartoon maker, not a murderer.
that was the idea.	You're not too good at this, are you, R.K.?
valiant!  you surprised me.	That was the idea.
meet me at my studio at nine o'clock. if you've got the will maybe we can stop this thing.	Stop what?
maybe.  why?	Meet me at my studio at nine o'clock. If you've got the will maybe we can stop this thing.
have you got the will?	Maybe.  Why?
maroon?  whaddaya want?	Have you got the will?
i've already seen your photographs.	Yeah, but I enlarged this one.  Thought you might be interested.
i just thought i'd drop by and show you a photograph.	I've already seen your photographs.
valiant?  what're you doin' here?	I Just thought I'd drop by and show you a photograph.
hi, mr. maroon.  remember me?	Valiant?  What're you doin' here?
son-of-a-bitch...  mr. maroon, i think i'll be goin' now, so about the rest of my fee...	Sure, Valiant, sure...
well, you better start thinkin' about drinkin' it black.	Frankly, I'm shocked.  Marvin Acme's been my friend and neighbor for thirty years.
when will i hear from you?	As soon as is humanly possible.
aren't you the lucky one...	When will I hear from you?
i got him on loan from disney.	Aren't you the lucky one...
a hundred bucks?  that's ridiculous.	So's the job.
the job's gonna cost you a hundred bucks.	A hundred bucks?  That's ridiculous.
you don't have to.  the rabbit's wife sings at an underground toon revue joint called the ink & paint club.  you can catch her in action there.	The job's gonna cost you a hundred bucks.
i don't work in toontown.	You don't have to.  The rabbit's wife sings at an underground Toon revue joint called The Ink & Paint Club.  You can catch her in action there.
get me a couple juicy pictures. somethin' i can wise the rabbit up with.	I don't work in Toontown.
so what do you want me to do?	Get me a couple juicy pictures. Somethin' I can wise the rabbit up with.
here's the problem...  "seen cooing over calamari with notsonew sugar daddy was jessica rabbit... wife of maroon star, roger".  his wife's a tramp, but he thinks she's betty crocker.  the doubt's eatin' him up.	So what do you want me to do?
nah, that goes with the territory. he's a stunt bunny.	Here's the problem...  "Seen cooing over calamari with notsonew Sugar Daddy was Jessica Rabbit... wife of Maroon star, Roger".  His wife's a tramp, but he thinks she's Betty Crocker.  The doubt's eatin' him up.
one too many safes dropped on his head?	Nah, that goes with the territory. He's a stunt bunny.
yeah, and there's no business as expensive.  i'm twenty-five grand over budget on the latest bunnysitter cartoon and it's all because that rabbit can't keep his mind on his work. and you know why?	One too many safes dropped on his head?
only there's no business like it, no business i know.	Yeah, and there's no business as expensive.  I'm twenty-five grand over budget on the latest Bunnysitter cartoon and it's all because that rabbit can't keep his mind on his work. And you know why?
how much do you know about show business, valiant?	Only there's no business like it, no business I know.
he was blowin' his lines, all right. so what?	So what?  He's already put me three weeks behind on the shooting schedule!
valiant, did you see the rabbit?	He was blowin' his lines, all right. So what?
pretty good cigar.  where'd you get it?	From this box here...
only time will tell.	Pretty good cigar.  Where'd you get it?
and i'm glad you got your sense of humor back.  think you'll keep it?	Only time will tell.
by the way, roger, you were right about your wife.  she's a good lady.  i'm glad you got her back.	And I'm glad you got your sense of humor back.  Think you'll keep it?
no, kid, you're a real hero.	I guess I am at that.  Cigar?
keep reading...	Hey, it's the will.  I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, do hereby bequeath in perpetuity the property known as Toontown to those loveable characters...
i think you oughta read it to her.	Good idea.
yeah?	I think you oughta read it to her.
say roger, remember that love letter you wrote your wife at the ink & paint club?	Yeah?
that's because it's disappearing-reappearing ink.  shows up three days later.  gives you enough time to get away from the victim so he doesn't punch you in the nose.  great gag.	Yeah...
that's not blood.  that's ink.  that goof acme squirted me with some the other day.  why it's comin' 'through now, i don't know.	That's because it's Disappearing-Reappearing Ink.  Shows up three days later.  Gives you enough time to get away from the victim so he doesn't punch you in the nose.  Great gag.
real good, rog... but maybe you better let me take over.	Not before I satisfy my sense of moral outrage.
what the hell are you doin' in there?	I followed you to the Maroon Studios. When I heard those shots, I thought I'd help you and investigate the inside of this trunk.
yeah?	... I'd head for Cucamonga.
if i don't make it back here by ten...	Yeah?
i rest my case.	If I don't make it back here by ten...
two bits.	I rest my case.
how much is a shave and a haircut, roger?	Two bits.
you know, eddie, i'm not as much of a chump, and a patsy, a yokel as you think.	How much is a shave and a haircut, Roger?
forget it.	You know, Eddie, I'm not as much of a chump, and a patsy, a yokel as you think.
i tell you what, maybe i better come with you.	Forget it.
that's why i'll be there at 8:45.	I tell you what, maybe I better come with you.
gee, eddie, you're not gonna go, are ya?  maroon'll be layin' for ya at nine o'clock.	That's why I'll be there at 8:45.
wrong number?	No, it's not.
get away from there.	Wrong number?
i'll get it.	Get away from there.
piano.  guy got away, disappeared into toontown.  nobody ever saw him again.	I'll get it.
safe?	Piano.  Guy got away, disappeared into Toontown.  Nobody ever saw him again.
yeah, everybody thought so.  but me and teddy got a kick out of toons.  all toons.  we couldn't see the bad in 'em. and when this guy was accused of knockin' over the first national bank of toontown, we took his case.  but when we looked into it, we found out he did do it after all.  we went to his house to take him in.  but he was wise. he got the drop on us... literally.	Safe?
him?  oh, he was vile, heinous, despicable... a smear on the drafting board.	Yeah, everybody thought so.  But me and Teddy got a kick out of Toons.  All Toons.  We couldn't see the bad in 'em. And when this guy was accused of knockin' over the First National Bank of Toontown, we took his case.  But when we looked into it, we found out he did do it after all.  We went to his house to take him in.  But he was wise. He got the drop on us... literally.
yeah, a toon.  it was the guy who killed bambi's mother.	Him?  Oh, he was vile, heinous, despicable... a smear on the drafting board.
a toon?  noooo.	Yeah, a Toon.  It was the guy who killed Bambi's mother.
you wanna know?  well, since you're so goddamn curious, i'll tell ya.  one of you toons killed my brother.	A Toon?  Noooo.
gee, you shamuses are a tough audience, but what happened to you that was so dark, lurid, embittering?	You wanna know?  Well, since you're so goddamn curious, I'll tell ya.  One of you Toons killed my brother.
you damn toon!  no wonder they picked you for the patsy.  always gotta play the fool.  you make me sick!	Gee, you shamuses are a tough audience, but what happened to you that was so dark, lurid, embittering?
gee, i didn't recognize you... i've never seen you laugh before.  that your brother makin' the rabbit ears?	What is this, Twenty Questions?
me.	Gee, I didn't recognize you... I've never seen you laugh before.  That your brother makin' the rabbit ears?
say, who's this guy laughin'?	Me.
so what's our plan, our scenario, our modus operandi?	We can't do anything till it's dark.
my brother.  get inside.	So what's our plan, our scenario, our modus operandi?
valiant and valiant?  who's the other valiant?	My brother.  Get inside.
oh, eddie, that was quick thinkin'. nothin' like usin' the old noggin, the noodle, the grey matter...	If I'm so smart, how come I'm runnin' from the law with a Toon?
but, eddie, you know what happens when...	Drink it, jerk.  All of it.
here you go, kid... say hi to casper for me.	But, Eddie, you know what happens when...
a blindfold, cigarette, noseplugs? just kidding.	I think you want a drink.  How about it, Judge?
hey, doesn't the rabbit even get a last request?	A blindfold, cigarette, noseplugs? Just kidding.
i've met some cynical and miserable humans in my time.  but you, edward valiant, are positively funereal!	Well, right now it's gonna be your funereal.
i think i prefer the smith and wesson variety.	I've met some cynical and miserable humans in my time.  But you, Edward Valiant, are positively funereal!
a laugh can be a powerful thing, eddie. sometimes it's the only weapon we have in life.	I think I prefer the Smith and Wesson variety.
just because you got 'em to laugh?	A laugh can be a powerful thing, Eddie. Sometimes it's the only weapon we have in life.
well... i still don't think he'd turn me in.	Just because you got 'em to laugh?
an arsonist and a kidnapper.  he just got outta prison.	Well... I still don't think he'd turn me in.
angelo?  he's a pal, a chum...	An arsonist and a kidnapper.  He just got outta prison.
and when they're done laughin' , they're gonna call the cops.  that guy angelo would rat on you for a nickel!	Angelo?  He's a pal, a chum...
but that's my calling, my purpose, my raison d'etre.  toons are supposed to make people laugh... and believe me, those people needed a laugh.	And when they're done laughin' , they're gonna call the cops.  That guy Angelo would rat on you for a nickel!
why, you crazy toon... i've been out there riskin' my neck for you.   i come back here and you're singin' and dancin'.	But that's my calling, my purpose, my raison d'etre.  Toons are supposed to make people laugh... and believe me, those people needed a laugh.
hey, don't i get an encore?	Why, you crazy Toon... I've been out there riskin' my neck for you.   I come back here and you're singin' and dancin'.
well, mr. smarty-pants detective, your logic is specious.  what prevented mr. acme from putting the will back in the safe before they killed him?	Because he's not forty feet tall.  The safe was up on the ceiling, remember?
how do you know that?	Well, Acme had the will in his pocket that night at the club.  It was gone in the morning when the cops found the body.
yeah.  except they screwed up.  i don't think they got the will.	How do you know that?
the habeus corpus is thickening.	Yeah.  Except they screwed up.  I don't think they got the will.
i resent that innuendo!  my wife is completely innocent.	Your wife may be a lot of things, pal, but innocent isn't one of them.
yeah.  i think maroon plays the part of the sound mind, your wife the sound body.	I resent that innuendo!  My wife is completely innocent.
my philosophy is if you don't have a sense of humor, you're better off dead.	Yeah... well you just might get your wish.
are you always this funny, or only on days when you're wanted for murder?	My philosophy is if you don't have a sense of humor, you're better off dead.
well, no, not <u>any</u> time.  only when it was funny.	Are you always this funny, or only on days when you're wanted for murder?
you mean to tell me you coulda taken your hand outta that cuff at any time?	Well, no, not <u>any</u> time.  Only when it was funny.
yeah, that's better.	You mean to tell me you coulda taken your hand outta that cuff at any time?
does this help?	Yeah, that's better.
sorry, eddie, i forgot you're not a toon.	Don't ever forget that.
hey!  what do you think you're doin'?	Sorry, Eddie, I forgot you're not a Toon.
eddie valiant... you're under arrest! just kidding...	You idiot.  I lost the key for those cuffs.
if you're so innocent, why'd you run?	Gee, Eddie, I'm a rabbit.  We always run.
don't do that!  i'm innocent i tell ya. the police'll just dip me.  they were waitin' for me when i got home last night.  i ran.	If you're so innocent, why'd you run?
look, pal, if you're still here when i finish this drink, i'm callin' the police.	Don't do that!  I'm innocent I tell ya. The police'll just dip me.  They were waitin' for me when I got home last night.  I ran.
well, i asked the newsboy on the corner.  he didn't know.  then i asked a janitor, the fireman and finally the green grocer down the way.  he was very helpful.	In other words, the whole goddamn world knows you're here!  Out!  Get out!
oh, yeah?  then how'd you find my house?	Well, I asked the newsboy on the corner.  He didn't know.  Then I asked a janitor, the fireman and finally the green grocer down the way.  He was very helpful.
don't worry, eddie, no one knows i'm here.	Oh, yeah?  Then how'd you find my house?
so i hear.  even talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting.	Don't worry, Eddie, no one knows I'm here.
i needed a place to hide.  i'm in trouble, eddie.	So I hear.  Even talkin' to you could get me a rap for aiding and abetting.
what the hell are you doin'?	I needed a place to hide.  I'm in trouble, Eddie.
aah!	What the hell are you doin'?
aah!	Aah!
my advice?  hop on over to reno, get yourself a quickie divorce.	Divorce?  Never!
pattycake!  pattycake!	Baker's man... but no use ruinin' a good pair of shoes over it.
no better?	Uh? Uh?
if you do, sir, i am for you.  i serve as good a man as you.	No better?
quarrel sir! no, sir.	If you do, sir, I am for you.  I serve as good a man as you.
do you bite your thumb at us? sir.	[Aside to GREGORY] Is the law on our side, if I say ay?
i do bite my thumb, sir!	Do you bite your thumb at us? Sir.
do you bite your thumb at us, sir?	I do bite my thumb, sir!
i will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.	Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
boo! ah, ha ha. ooh. boo! ha ha ha.	I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
then i'll leave thee.	Tempt not a desperate man!
live and be prosperous; and farewell good fellow.	Then I'll leave thee.
your looks are pale and wild and do import some misadventure.	Tush, thou art deceived. Hast thou no letters to me from the priest? [Balthsasr shakes his head no.] No matter. Well, Juliet, I will lie with thee tonight. I will hence tonight.
leave me!	Your looks are pale and wild and do import some misadventure.
have patience!	Leave Me!
then i defy you, stars! juliet! juliet! i will hence tonight.	Have patience!
if she is well then nothing can be ill. her body rests in capel's monument, and her immortal part with the angel's lives. i saw her laid low. pardon me for bringing these ill news.	Then I defy you, stars! JULIET! JULIET! I will hence tonight.
either withdraw unto some private place, or reason coldly of your grievences, or else depart. here all eyes gaze on us.	Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze. I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I.
by my head here come the capulets.	By my heel, I care not.
thou art as hot a jack in thy mood as any in verona.	By my head here come the Capulets.
am i like such a fellow?	Thou art as hot a Jack in thy mood as any in Verona.
keep away the cats! thou art like one of these fellows that, when he enters the confines of a tavern claps me his sword upon the table and says, &quot;god send me no need of thee.&quot; and by the operation of the second cup draws him on the drawer, when indeed there is no need.	Am I like Such a fellow?
more than prince of cats. he is the courageous captain of compliments. he fights as you sing prick- song, keeps time, distance, and proportion; he rests his minim rest, one, two, and the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk button, a duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the very first house, of the first and second cause: the immortal passado! punto reverso! the hai!	The what?
why, what is tybalt?	More than prince of cats. He is the courageous captain of compliments. He fights as you sing prick- song, keeps time, distance, and proportion; he rests his minim rest, one, two, and the third in your bosom: the very butcher of a silk button, a duellist, a duellist; a gentleman of the very first house, of the first and second cause: the immortal passado! punto reverso! the hai!
but alas poor romeo! he is already dead; stabbed with a white wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a love-song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt-shaft: and is he a man to encounter tybalt?	Why, what is Tybalt?
nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he dares, being dared.	But alas poor Romeo! he is already dead; stabbed with a white wench's black eye; shot through the ear with a love-song; the very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt-shaft: and is he a man to encounter Tybalt?
any man that can write may answer a letter.	Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he dares, being dared.
romeo will answer it?	Any man that can write may answer a letter.
a challenge, on my life.	Romeo will answer it?
tybalt, the kinsman of old capulet, hath sent a letter to his father's house.	A challenge, on my life.
why that pale hard-hearted wench, that rosaline. torments him so, that he will sure run mad.	Tybalt, the kinsman of old Capulet, Hath sent a letter to his father's house.
not to his father's; i spoke with his man.	Why that pale hard-hearted wench, that Rosaline. Torments him so, that he will sure run mad.
where the devil should this romeo be? came he not home to-night?	Not to his father's; I spoke with his man.
romeo! romeo!	Romeo! humours! madman! passion! lover! I conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes, By her high forehead and her scarlet lip, By her fine foot, straight leg and quivering thigh! O, Romeo that she were An open ass, and thou a poperin pear! Romeo, good night: I'll to my truckle-bed; This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep.
forbear this outrage, good mercutio.	Art thou hurt?
this wind, you talk of, blows us from ourselves; supper is done, and we shall come too late.	I fear, too early: for my mind misgives Some consequence yet hanging in the stars Shall bitterly begin his fearful date With this night's revels and expire the term Of a despised life closed within my breast By some vile forfeit of untimely death. But He, that hath the steerage of my course, Direct my sail! On, lusty gentlemen.
every man betake him to his legs.	But 'tis no wit to go.
by giving liberty unto thine eyes; examine other beauties. why, romeo, art thou mad?	Not mad, but bound more than a mad-man is; Shut up in prison, kept without my food, Whipp'd and tormented. Good day, good fellow.
teach me how i should forget to think.	By giving liberty unto thine eyes; Examine other beauties. Why, Romeo, art thou mad?
be ruled by me, forget to think of her.	Teach me how I should forget to think.
she hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste.	Be ruled by me, forget to think of her.
then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste?	She hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste.
well, in that hit you miss: she'll not be hit with cupid's arrow; nor bide the encounter of assailing eyes, nor open her lap to saint-seducing gold:	Then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste?
a right fair mark, fair cuz, is soonest hit.	Well, in that hit you miss: she'll not be hit With Cupid's arrow; Nor bide the encounter of assailing eyes, Nor open her lap to saint-seducing gold:
a right good marks-man! and she's fair i love.	A right fair mark, fair cuz, is soonest hit.
i aim'd so near, when i supposed you loved.	A right good marks-man! And she's fair I love.
in sadness, cousin, i do love a woman.	I aim'd so near, when I supposed you loved.
tell me in sadness, who is that you love.	In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman.
farewell, my cuz.	Soft! I will go along; An if you leave me so, you do me wrong.
at thy good heart's oppression.	Farewell, my cuz.
good heart, at what?	At thy good heart's oppression.
no, cuz, i rather weep.	Good heart, at what?
alas, that love, whose view is muffled still, should, without eyes, see pathways to his will! where shall we dine? o me! what fray was here? yet tell me not, for i have heard it all. here's much to do with hate, but more with love. why, then, o brawling love! o loving hate! o any thing, of nothing first create! o heavy lightness! serious vanity! misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms! feather of lead-- [benvolio snickers] dost thou not laugh?	No, cuz, I rather weep.
alas, that love, so gentle in his view, should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!	Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still, Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will! Where shall we dine? O me! What fray was here? Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all. Here's much to do with hate, but more with love. Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate! O any thing, of nothing first create! O heavy lightness! Serious vanity! Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms! Feather of lead-- [Benvolio Snickers] Dost thou not laugh?
out of her favour, where i am in love.	Alas, that love, so gentle in his view, Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!
of love?	Out of her favour, where I am in love.
out--	Of love?
in love?	Out--
not having that, which, having, makes them short.	In love?
it was. what sadness lengthens romeo's hours?	Not having that, which, having, makes them short.
ay me! sad hours seem long. was that my father that went hence so fast?	It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?
but new struck cuz.	Ay me! Sad hours seem long. Was that my father that went hence so fast?
is the day so young?	But new struck cuz.
good-morrow, cousin.	Is the day so young?
why then, o brawling love, o loving hate, o anything of nothing first create. heavy lightness. serious vanity. misshapen chaos of well seeming forms.	Good-morrow, cousin.
uncle, 'tis a shame.	Go to! What, goodman boy! I say, he shall: go to; Make a mutiny among my guests?!
he shall be endured	Uncle, 'tis a shame.
i'll not endure him.	He shall be endured
content thee, gentle cuz, content thee. let him alone; i would not for the wealth of all the town here in my house do him disparagement: therefore be patient, take no note of him	I'll not endure him.
'tis he.	Content thee, gentle cuz, content thee. Let him alone; I would not for the wealth of all the town Here in my house do him disparagement: Therefore be patient, take no note of him
young romeo is it?	'Tis he.
uncle, this is that villain romeo, a montague, our foe.	Young Romeo is it?
why, how now, kinsman! wherefore storm you so?	Uncle, this is that villain Romeo, a Montague, our foe.
what dares the slave come hither, to fleer and scorn at our solemnity? now, by the stock and honour of my kin, to strike him dead, i hold it not a sin.	Why, how now, kinsman! wherefore storm you so?
drink it off and, if you had the strength of twenty men it would dispatch you straight.	Here is my gold. Worse poison to men's souls, than these poor compounds that thou mayest not sell.
i pay thy poverty, and not thy will.	Drink it off and, if you had the strength of twenty men it would dispatch you straight.
my poverty, but not my will consents.	I pay thy poverty, and not thy will.
the world is not thy friend, nor the worlds law. then be not poor, but break it, and take this.	My poverty, but not my will consents.
such mortal drugs i have, but verona's law is death to any that utters them.	The world is not thy friend, nor the worlds law. Then be not poor, but break it, and take this.
i do spy a kind of hope, which craves as desperate and execution as that is desperate which we would prevent. if, rather than to marry paris, thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself, then it is likely thou wilt undertake a thing like death, to chide away this shame. no warmth, no breath shall testify thou livest . each part, deprived of supple government, shall stiff and stark and cold appear, like death. now when the bridegroom in the morning comes to rouse thee from thy bed, there art thou dead. thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault where all he kindred to the capulet lie. in the meantime, against thou shalt awake, shall romeo by my letters know our drift, and hither shall he come. and that very night shall romeo bear thee hence to mantua. take thou this vial, being then in bed, and this distilling liquor drink thou off. i'll send my letters to thy lord post haste to mantua.	What if this mixture do not work at all? Shall I be married then tomorrow morning?
be not so long to speak i long to die.	I do spy a kind of hope, Which craves as desperate and execution as that is desperate which we would prevent. If, rather than to marry Paris, Thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself, Then it is likely thou wilt undertake a thing like death, to chide away this shame. No warmth, no breath shall testify thou livest . Each part, deprived of supple government, shall stiff and stark and cold appear, like death. Now when the bridegroom in the morning comes to rouse thee from thy bed, there art thou dead. Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault where all he kindred to the Capulet lie. In the meantime, against thou shalt awake, shall Romeo by my letters know our drift, and hither shall he come. And that very night shall Romeo bear thee hence to Mantua. Take thou this vial, being then in bed, and this distilling liquor drink thou off. I'll send my letters to thy lord post haste to Mantua.
hold daughter!	Be not so long to speak I long to die.
if in thy wisdom thou canst give no help do thou but call my resolution wise, and with this i'll help it presently!	Hold Daughter!
it strains me past the compass of my wits.	If in thy wisdom thou canst give no help Do thou but call my resolution wise, And with this I'll help it presently!
are you at leisure holy father, now? or shall i come to you at evening mass?	My leisure serves me, pensive daughter now. We must entreat the time alone.
as the custom is, in all her best array, bear her to church.	And all this day an unaccustomed spirit lifts me above the ground with cheerful thoughts. I dreampt my lady came and found me dead and breathed such life with kisses in my lips that I revived and was an emperor. Ah me, how sweet is love itself possessed when but love's shadow's are so rich in joy. News from Verona. How now, Balthasar?! Dost thou not bring me letters from the Priest? How doth my lady? Is my Father well? How doth my lady Juliet? For nothing can be ill if she be well.
hie you make haste! but look thou stay not till the watch be set, for then thou canst not pass to mantua where thau shalt live till we can find a time to blaze you marriage, reconcile your friends, beg pardon of the prince and call thee back with twenty hundred times more joy, than thou wentst forth in lamentation. quick hence! be gone by break of day! sojourn in mantua.	Farewell.
how well my comfort is revived by this.	Hie you make haste! But look thou stay not till the watch be set, for then thou canst not pass to Mantua where thau shalt live till we can find a time to blaze you marriage, reconcile your friends, beg pardon of the Prince and call thee back with twenty hundred times more joy, than thou wentst forth in lamentation. Quick hence! Be gone by break of day! Sojourn in Mantua.
there is no world without verona walls, hence banished is banished from the world and worlds exile is death. then banished is death mis-termed. calling death banished, thou cu'st my head off with a golden axe and smiles upon the stroke that murders me.	O deadly sin, O rude unthankfulness! This is dear mercy and thou sees it not. Hence!
affliction is enamoured of thy parts, and thou art wedded to calamity. hence from verona art thou banished. be patient, for the world is broad and wide.	There is no world without Verona walls, hence banished is banished from the world and worlds exile is death. Then banished is death mis-termed. Calling death banished, thou cu'st my head off with a golden axe and smiles upon the stroke that murders me.
banishment? be merciful, say death; for exile hath more terror in his look much more than death. do not say banishment.	Affliction is enamoured of thy parts, and thou art wedded to calamity. Hence from Verona art thou banished. Be patient, for the world is broad and wide.
o, let us hence; i stand on sudden haste.	Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast.
o, she new well. thy love read by rote and could not spell. come, young waverer, come, go with me, in one respect i'll thy assistant be; for this alliance may so happy prove, to turn you household rachor to pure love.	O, let us hence; I stand on sudden haste.
i pray thee, chde me not; whom i love now doth grace for grace and love for love allow; the other did not so.	O, she new well. Thy love read by rote and could not spell. Come, young waverer, come, go with me, In one respect I'll thy assistant be; for this alliance may so happy prove, to turn you household rachor to pure love.
for doting; not for loving, pupil mine.	I pray thee, chde me not; whom I love now doth grace for grace and love for love allow; the other did not so.
thou chid'st me oft for loving rosaline.	For doting; not for loving, pupil mine.
holy saint francis, what a change is here! is rosaline that thou didst love so dear so soon forsaken? young men's love then lies not truly in their hearts but in their eyes.	Thou chid'st me oft for loving Rosaline.
then plainly know my hearts dear love is set, on the fair daughter of rich capulet. we met, we wooed, we made exchange of vow. i'll tell thee as we pass; but this i pray, that thou consent to marry us today.	Holy Saint Francis, what a change is here! Is Rosaline that thou didst love so dear so soon forsaken? Young men's love then lies not truly in their hearts but in their eyes.
be plain, good son, and homely in thy drift; riddling confession finds but riddling shrift.	Then plainly know my hearts dear love is set, on the fair daughter of rich Capulet. We met, we wooed, we made exchange of vow. I'll tell thee as we pass; but this I pray, that thou consent to marry us today.
i have been feasting with mine enemy, where on a sudden one hath wounded me, that's by me wounded; both our remeidies within thy help and holy physic lies.	Be plain, good son, and homely in thy drift; riddling confession finds but riddling shrift.
that's my good son: but where hast thou been	I have been feasting with mine enemy, where on a sudden one hath wounded me, that's by me wounded; both our remeidies within thy help and holy physic lies.
rosaline? my ghostly father no; i have forgot that name, and that name's woe.	That's my good son: but where hast thou been
god pardon sin, was thou with rosaline!?	Rosaline? My ghostly father no; I have forgot that name, and that name's woe.
the last is true; the sweeter rest was mine.	God pardon sin, was thou with Rosaline!?
young son, it argues a distemper'd head so soon to bid good marrow to thy bed: or if not so so, then here i hit it right, our romeo hath not seen his bed tonight.	The last is true; the sweeter rest was mine.
good marrow, father!	Benedicite! What early tounge so sweet saludeth me?
i thought thy disposition better tempered! thy juliet is alive. there art thou happy. the law that threatened death becomes thy friend and turns it to exile. there art thou happy. a pack of blessings light upon thy back. wherefore railest thou on thy birth the heaven and earth? since birth and heaven and earth all three do meet in thee at once.	Sir, a ring my lady bid me give you.
where is my lady's lord?	Romeo, come forth.
welcome.	Where is my Lady's lord?
i come for my lady juliet.	Welcome.
juliet!	O, mighty is the powerful grace that lies in plants, herbs, stones, and their true qualities: for nought so vile that the earth doth live but to the earth some special good doth give, nor aught so good, but strain'd from that fair use revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse: virtue itself turns vice, being misaplied; and vice sometimes by action dignified. Within the infant rind of this weak flower poison is resident and medicine power: for this, being smelt, with that part cheers each part; being tasted, slays all senses with the heart. Two such empossed kings encamp them still in man as well as herbs, grace and rude will; and where the worser is predominant, full soon the canker death eats up that plant.
goodnight.	Romeo, I drink to thee.
farewell. god knows when we shall meet again.	Goodnight.
geth thee to be and rest, for thou has need.	Farewell. God knows when we shall meet again.
no, madam. we have culled such necessaries as our behoveful for our state tomorrow. so please you, let me now be left alone, and let the nurse this night sit up with you. for i am sure you have your hands full in all this so sudden business.	Geth thee to be and rest, for thou has need.
what, daughter are you busy? need you my help?	No, madam. We have culled such necessaries as our behoveful for our state tomorrow. so please you, let me now be left alone, and let the nurse this night sit up with you. for I am sure you have your hands full in all this so sudden business.
talk not to me, for ill not speak a word. do as thou wilt for i have done with thee.	O God!--O Nurse, how shall this be prevented? What sayest thou? Hast thou not a word of joy? Some comfort nurse.
o sweet my mother cast me not away. delay this marriage for a month, a week. or if you do not make the bridal bed in that dim  monument where tybalt lies.	Talk not to me, for Ill not speak a word. Do as thou wilt for I have done with thee.
what? now. st. peter's church, and peter too, he shall not make me there a joyful bride!	Here comes your father, tell him so yourself.
marry my child next thursday morn. the gallant, young and noble gentleman, sir paris, at saint peter's church, shall make thee there a joyful bride.	What? Now. St. Peter's Church, and Peter too, he shall not make me there a joyful bride!
madam, in happy time what day is that?	Marry my child next Thursday Morn. The gallant, young and noble gentleman, Sir Paris, at Saint Peter's Church, shall make thee there a joyful bride.
thou hast a careful father, child: one who, to put thee from thy heaviness, hath sorted out a sudden day of joy that thou expects nor i looked not for.	Madam, in happy time what day is that?
o god. did romeo's hand shed tybalt's blood? o serpent heart hid with a flowering face. was ever book containing such vile matter's so fairly bound? o, that deceit should dwell in such a gorgeous palace.	She'll not come down tonight.
what?	Well, thou hast comforted me marvelous much. Go in and tell my lady I am gone, having displeased my father to Father Lawrence to make confession and be absolved.
amen	What?
and from my soul too. else beshrew them both.	Amen
speakest thou from thy heart?	And from my soul too. Else beshrew them both.
faith, here it is. i think it best you marry with this paris. o, he's a lovely gentleman. i think you are happy in this second match, for it excels your first; or if it did not, your first is dead--or 'twere as good he were as living here and you no use to him.	Speakest thou from thy heart?
i have.	Then hie you hence to Father Laurence' cell; There stays a husband to make you a wife
have you got leave to go to confession to-day?	I have.
here's such a coil! come, what says romeo?	Have you got leave to go to confession to-day?
o lady dear! are you so hot? henceforward do your messages yourself.	Here's such a coil! Come, what says Romeo?
where is my mother! how oddly thou repliest! your love says, like an honest gentleman, where is your mother?'	O lady dear! Are you so hot? Henceforward do your messages yourself.
your love says, like an honest gentleman, and a courteous, and a kind, and a handsome, and, i warrant, a virtuous,--where is your mother?	Where is my mother! How oddly thou repliest! Your love says, like an honest gentleman, Where is your mother?'
i' faith, i am sorry that thou art not well. sweet, sweet, sweet nurse, tell me, what says my love?	Your love says, like an honest gentleman, and a courteous, and a kind, and a handsome, and, I warrant, a virtuous,--Where is your mother?
lord, how my head aches! what a head have i! o, my back! other' other side,--o, my back.	I' faith, I am sorry that thou art not well. Sweet, sweet, sweet nurse, tell me, what says my love?
but all this did i know before. what says he of our marriage? what of that?	Lord, how my head aches! what a head have I! O, my back! Other' other side,--O, my back.
well, you have made a simple choice; you know not how to choose a man: romeo! no, not he; though his face be better than any man's, yet his leg excels all men's; and for a hand, and a foot, and a body,	But all this did I know before. What says he of our marriage? what of that?
how art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath? is the news good, or bad? answer to that;	Well, you have made a simple choice; you know not how to choose a man: Romeo! no, not he; though his face be better than any man's, yet his leg excels all men's; and for a hand, and a foot, and a body,
what haste? can you not stay awhile? do you not see that i am out of breath?	How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath To say to me that thou art out of breath? Is the news good, or bad? answer to that;
i would thou hadst my bones, and i thy news: i pray thee, speak.	What haste? can you not stay awhile? Do you not see that I am out of breath?
i am a-weary, give me leave awhile: fie, how my bones ache! what a jaunt have i!	I would thou hadst my bones, and I thy news: I pray thee, speak.
o honey nurse, what news? nurse?	I am a-weary, give me leave awhile: Fie, how my bones ache! what a jaunt have I!
[within] juliet!	By and by, I come: -- To cease thy strief, and leave me to my grief: To-morrow will I send.
i uh, by and by i come--but if thou mean'st not well, i do beseech thee--	[Within] Juliet!
[within] juliet!	I uh, by and by I come--But if thou mean'st not well, I do beseech thee--
three words, dear romeo, and good night indeed. if that thy bent of love be honourable, thy purpose marriage, send me word to-morrow, by one that i'll procure to come to thee, where and what time thou wilt perform the rite; and all my fortunes at thy foot i'll lay and follow thee my lord throughout the world.	[Within] Juliet!
juliet!	Three words, dear Romeo, and good night indeed. If that thy bent of love be honourable, Thy purpose marriage, send me word to-morrow, By one that I'll procure to come to thee, Where and what time thou wilt perform the rite; And all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay And follow thee my lord throughout the world.
i bade her come. god forbid! juliet! juliet! juliet!	Madam, I am here. What is your will?
romeo. what's here? poison. drunk all, and left no friendly drop to help me after. i will kiss thy lips. happily some poison yet doth hang on them. thy lips are warm.	Thus..... with a kiss...... I die.
i doubt it not. trust me, love, all these woes shall serve for sweet discourses in our times to come. adieu.	O God, I have an ill-divining soul. Methinks I see thee, now thou art so low, as one dead in the bottom of a tomb. O fortune, fortune. Be fickle, fortune, for then I hope that thou will not keep him long but send him back.
then window, let day in and let life out. o, think'st thou we shall ever meet again?	I doubt it not. Trust me, love, all these woes shall serve for sweet discourses in our times to come. Adieu.
it is, it is! hie hence, be gone, away.  o, now be gone. more light and light it grows.	More Light and light, more dark and dark our woes.
let me be taken, let me be put to death. i have more care to stay then will to go. come death, welcome, juliet wills it so. how is't my soul? let us talk it is not day.	It is, It is! Hie hence, be gone, away.  O, now be gone. More light and light it grows.
that light is not daylight, i know it, i. it is some meteor that the sun exhales to light thee on thy way to mantua. therefore stay yet. thou needest not be gone.	Let me be taken, let me be put to death. I have more care to stay then will to go. Come death, Welcome, Juliet wills it so. How is't my soul? Let us talk it is not day.
i must be gone and live, or stay and die.	That light is not daylight, I know it, I. It is some meteor that the sun exhales to light thee on thy way to Mantua. Therefore stay yet. Thou needest not be gone.
wilt thou be gone? it is not yet near day.	I must be gone and live, or stay and die.
come gentle night. come loving black-browned night give me my romeo. and when i shall die, take him and cut him out into little stars, and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun. o, i have bought the mansion of love but not possessed, and though i am sold, not yet enjoyed. o, tedious is this day, as the night before some festival to an impatient child that hath new robes and may not wear them.	Mercutio's soul is but a little way above our heads staying for thine to keep him company!
by the hour of nine.	I will not fail: 'tis twenty year till then.
romeo! at what o'clock to-morrow shall i send to thee?	By the hour of nine.
a thousand times the worse, to want thy light. love goes toward love, as schoolboys from their books, but love from love, toward school with heavy looks.	Romeo! At what o'clock to-morrow Shall I send to thee?
a thousand times good night! exit, above	A thousand times the worse, to want thy light. Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from their books, But love from love, toward school with heavy looks.
so thrive my soul--	A thousand times good night! Exit, above
the exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.	I gave thee mine before thou didst request it!
what satisfaction canst thou have to-night?	The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine.
o, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?	What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?
do not swear: although i joy in thee, i have no joy of this contract to-night: it is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden; too like the lightning, which doth cease to be ere one can say 'it lightens.' sweet, good night! this bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, may prove a beauteous flower when next we meet. good night.	O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
if my heart's dear love--	Do not swear: although I joy in thee, I have no joy of this contract to-night: It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden; Too like the lightning, which doth cease to be Ere one can say 'It lightens.' Sweet, good night! This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet. Good night.
do not swear at all; or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, which is the god of my idolatry, and i'll believe thee.	If my heart's dear love--
well what shall i swear by?	Do not swear at all; Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self, Which is the god of my idolatry, And I'll believe thee.
o, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, that monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that thy love prove likewise variable.	Well what shall I swear by?
lady, by yonder blessed moon i swear that tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops--	O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.
thou know'st the mask of night is on my face, else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek for that which thou hast heard me speak to-night fain would i dwell on form, fain, fain deny what i have spoke: but farewell compliment! dost thou love me? i know thou wilt say 'ay,' and i will take thy word: yet if thou swear'st, thou mayst prove false. o gentle romeo, if thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully:	Lady, by yonder blessed moon I swear That tips with silver all these fruit-tree tops--
i have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes, and but thou love me, let them find me here: my life were better ended by their hate, than death prorogued, wanting of thy love.	Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face, Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny What I have spoke: but farewell compliment! Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say 'Ay,' And I will take thy word: yet if thou swear'st, Thou mayst prove false. O gentle Romeo, If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully:
if they do see thee, they will murder thee.	I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes, And but thou love me, let them find me here: My life were better ended by their hate, Than death prorogued, wanting of thy love.
with love's light wings did i o'er-perch these walls; for stony limits cannot hold love out, and what love can do that dares love attempt; therefore thy kinsmen are no let to me.	If they do see thee, they will murder thee.
how camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? the garden walls are high and hard to climb, and the place death, considering who thou art, if any of my kinsmen find thee here.	With love's light wings did I o'er-perch these walls; For stony limits cannot hold love out, And what love can do that dares love attempt; Therefore thy kinsmen are no let to me.
neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike.	How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore? The garden walls are high and hard to climb, And the place death, considering who thou art, If any of my kinsmen find thee here.
art thou not romeo and a montague?	Neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike.
ahhh!	Art thou not Romeo and a Montague?
i take thee at thy word.	Ahhh!
'tis but thy name that is my enemy; thou art thyself, though not a montague. what's montague? it is nor hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor any other part belonging to a man. o, be some other name! what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title. o romeo, doff thy name, and for that name which is no part of thee take all myself.	I take thee at thy word.
[aside] shall i hear more, or shall i speak at this?	'Tis but thy name that is my enemy; Thou art thyself, though not a Montague. What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot, Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part Belonging to a man. O, be some other name! What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other word would smell as sweet; So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd, Retain that dear perfection which he owes Without that title. O Romeo, doff thy name, And for that name which is no part of thee Take all myself.
romeo, o romeo! wherefore art thou romeo? deny thy father and refuse thy name; or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and i'll no longer be a capulet.	[Aside] Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?
she speaks: o, speak again, bright angel!	Romeo, O Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
ay me!	She speaks: O, speak again, bright angel!
he jests at scars that never felt a wound. but, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? it is the east, and juliet is the sun. arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief, that thou her maid art far more fair than she: be not her maid, since she is envious; her vestal livery is but sick and green and none but fools do wear it; oh cast it off. it is my lady, o, it is my love! o, that she knew she were!	Ay me!
sin from my lips? o trespass sweetly urged! give me my sin again.	You kiss by the book.
then have my lips the sin that they have took.	Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.
then move not, while my prayer's effect i take. thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.	Then have my lips the sin that they have took.
saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.	Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged.
well, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; they pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.	Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake.
ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.	Well, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair.
have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?	Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer.
good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this; for saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.	Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?
if i profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this: my lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.	Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss.
did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! for i ne'er saw true beauty till this night.	If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss.
go! we follow thee. juliet, blah!	Go, girl, seek happy nights to happy days.
nay, bigger; women grow by men.	Speak briefly, can you like of Paris' love?
this night you shall behold him at our feast; read o'er the volume of young paris' face, and find delight writ there with beauty's pen; this precious book of love, this unbound lover, to beautify him, only lacks a cover: so shall you share all that he doth possess, by having him, making yourself no less.	Nay, bigger; women grow by men.
nay, he's a flower; in faith, a very flower.	This night you shall behold him at our feast; Read o'er the volume of young Paris' face, And find delight writ there with beauty's pen; This precious book of love, this unbound lover, To beautify him, only lacks a cover: So shall you share all that he doth possess, By having him, making yourself no less.
verona's summer hath not such a flower.	Nay, he's a flower; in faith, a very flower.
a man, young lady! lady, such a man as all the world- -why, he's a man of wax.	Verona's summer hath not such a flower.
by my count, i was your mother much upon these years, you are now a maid. thus then in brief: the valiant paris seeks you for his love.	A man, young lady! Lady, such a man As all the world- -why, he's a man of wax.
thou wast the prettiest babe that e'er i nursed.	By my count, I was your mother much upon these years, You are now a maid. Thus then in brief: The valiant Paris seeks you for his love.
nurse, give leave awhile, we must talk in secret. nurse, come back again; i have remember'd me, thou's hear our counsel. nurse, thou know'st my daughter's of a pretty age.	Thou wast the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed.
a plague o' both your houses.	NO! Mercutio!
i thought all for the best.	A Plague o' both your houses.
'twill serve. ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man. a plague o' both your houses. they have made worms meat of me. a plague on both your houses! why the devil did you come between us? i was hurt under your arm.	I thought all for the best.
courage man, the hurt can not be much.	'Twill serve. Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man. A plague o' both your houses. They have made worms meat of me. A plague on both your Houses! Why the devil did you come between us? I was hurt under your arm.
ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch. ay, a scratch, a scratch. ha ha ha.	Courage man, the hurt can not be much.
i will follow you.	Farewell, ancient lady; farewell,
sure witt! now art thou sociable, now art thou romeo; now art thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature.	Here's goodly gear!
why, then is my pump well flowered.	Sure Witt! Now art thou sociable, now art thou Romeo; now art thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature.
right.	Why, then is my pump well flowered.
pink for flower.	Right.
nay, i am the very pink of courtesy.	Pink for flower.
a most courteous exposition.	Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy.
thou hast most kindly hit it.	A most courteous exposition.
meaning, to court'sy.	Thou hast most kindly hit it.
that's as much as to say, such a case as yours constrains a man to bow in the hams.	Meaning, to court'sy.
pardon, good mercutio, my business was great; and in such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy.	That's as much as to say, such a case as yours constrains a man to bow in the hams.
the slip, son, the slip; can you not conceive?	Pardon, good Mercutio, my business was great; and in such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy.
good morrow to you both. what counterfeit did i give you?	The slip, son, the slip; can you not conceive?
signior romeo, bon jour! there's a french salutation to your french slop. you gave us the counterfeit fairly last night.	Good morrow to you both. What counterfeit did I give you?
ho ho, capital punks!	Signior Romeo, bon jour! there's a French salutation to your French slop. You gave us the counterfeit fairly last night.
away, begone; the sport is at the best.	Ay, so I fear; the more is my unrest.
peace, good mercutio, peace! thou talk'st of nothing.	True, I talk of dreams, Which are the children of an idle brain, Begot of nothing but vain fantasy, Which is as thin of substance as the air And more inconstant than the wind, who wooes Even now the frozen bosom of the north, And, being anger'd, puffs away from thence, Turning his face to the dew- dropping south.
o, then, i see queen mab hath been with you. she is the fairies' midwife, and she comes in shape no bigger than an agate-stone on the fore-finger of an alderman, drawn with a team of little atomies over men's noses as they lie asleep; her chariot is an empty hazel-nut her wagoner a small grey-coated gnat, and in this state she gallops night by night through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love; o'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees, sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck, and then dreams he of cutting foreign throats, and being thus frighted swears a prayer or two and sleeps again. this is the hag, when maids lie on their backs, that presses them and learns them first to bear, making them women of good carriage: this is she--this is she!	Peace, good Mercutio, peace! Thou talk'st of nothing.
in bed asleep, while they do dream things true.	O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you. She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate-stone On the fore-finger of an alderman, Drawn with a team of little atomies Over men's noses as they lie asleep; Her chariot is an empty hazel-nut Her wagoner a small grey-coated gnat, And in this state she gallops night by night Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love; O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees, Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck, And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats, And being thus frighted swears a prayer or two And sleeps again. This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs, That presses them and learns them first to bear, Making them women of good carriage: This is she--This is she!
that dreamers often lie.	In bed asleep, while they do dream things true.
well, what was yours?	That dreamers often lie.
and so did i.	Well, what was yours?
i dream'd a dream to-night.	And so did I.
why, may one ask?	I dream'd a dream to-night.
is love a tender thing? it is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.	If love be rough with you, be rough with love; Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.
too great oppression for a tender thing.	Is love a tender thing? It is too rough, Too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.
under love's heavy burden do i sink.	Too great oppression for a tender thing.
you are a lover; borrow cupid's wings, and soar with them above a common bound.	Under love's heavy burden do I sink.
not i, not i believe me: you have dancing shoes with nimble soles: i have a soul of lead	You are a lover; borrow Cupid's wings, And soar with them above a common bound.
young hearts run free. never be caught up, caught up like rosaline and thee. nay, gentle romeo, we must have you dance.	Not I, Not I believe me: you have dancing shoes With nimble soles: I have a soul of lead
good king of cat's, nothing but one of your nine lives.	I am for you.
what wouldst thou have with me?	Good king of cat's, nothing but one of your nine lives.
calm, dishonorable, vile submission! thou art my souls hate! tybalt! you ratcatcher, will you walk?	What wouldst thou have with me?
mercutio! thou art consortest with romeo?	Consort? What does thou make us minstrels? An thou make minstrels of us look to hear nothing of discords. Here's my fiddlestick. Here's that shall make you dance! Zounds, Consort!
could you not take some occasion without giving?	Mercutio! Thou art consortest with Romeo?
you shall find me apt enough to that, sir. and you will give me occasion.	Could you not take some occasion without giving?
oh, and but one word with one of us? couple it with something. make it a word and a...a blow.	You shall find me apt enough to that, sir. And you will give me occasion.
follow me close. gentlemen, gooday. a word with one of you?	OH, and but one word with one of us? Couple it with something. Make it a word and a...a blow.
o, she says nothing sir, but weeps and weeps, and then on romeo cries and then falls down again.	As if that name, Shot from the deadly level of a gun did murder her, as that name's cursed hand did murder her kinsman.
sir. ah, sir. death the end of all	O, she says nothing sir, but weeps and weeps, and then on Romeo cries and then falls down again.
nurse.	Sir. Ah, sir. Death the end of all
if ye should lead her into a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a very gross kind of behavior, as they say: for the lady is young; and, therefore, if you should deal double with her, truly it were an ill thing, and very weak dealing.	Bid her to come to confession this afternoon; And there she shall at Father Laurence' cell Be shrived and married.
is she a capulet?	His name is Romeo, and he's a Montague; The only son of your great enemy.
madam, your mother craves a word with you. come lets away.	Is she a Capulet?
what?	As my American friend Larry would say: are you fucking deaf?  It's under your seat.
it's under your seat.	What?
why did you do that?	To make a point.  I don't know her, and I was ready to splatter her brains all over the sidewalk.  I don't particularly like you, so imagine what I'll do if you try anything...
do you really think so?	You know it is.
this is important.	Do you really think so?
always in a rush, you are.  all these years i've known you, you could never wait for anything.	This is important.
do you have it?	Always in a rush, you are.  All these years I've known you, you could never wait for anything.
i don't know.  i was thinking...maybe the three of us might partner up -- guns for hire, that sort of thing.	I'm up for that...
so where do you go from here?	I don't know.  I was thinking...Maybe the three of us might partner up -- guns for hire, that sort of thing.
only the stupid ones.  cigarettes kill more patriots than bullets.  besides, i'm not ira no more.	So where do you go from here?
you go shoot me if you want, vincent, but you'll be dead before i hit the ground.	I don't want you dead, woman, I want the the truth!
and i don't believe you...	You go shoot me if you want, Vincent, but you'll be dead before I hit the ground.
well i don't!	And I don't believe you...
when this whole thing started you made it clear: you're running the show.  and i don't believe you'd be running this show if you didn't know what was going on.	Well I don't!
i don't know.	When this whole thing started you made it clear: you're running the show.  And I don't believe you'd be running this show if you didn't know what was going on.
finding this package is a thing easier said than done.  we don't even know what it is.  what did we steal?	I don't know.
of course.	Finding this package is a thing easier said than done.  We don't even know what it is.  What did we steal?
and then sam, you and i clean up whatever's left to be cleaned.	Very good.  Now all we have to do is live long enough to get paid.
while sam and i take out the back two cars...	Leaving...
we kept it...	Is that right?
coordinate all you want, but make sure whatever you do gets cleared through me.  are we in sync on this, vincent?	Of course.
oh yeah?  whatta you drink, then?	I drink what every civilized man, woman and child in the world drinks: Guinness.
budweiser?  you talk to me of beer and you've the unbridled gall to mention budweiser in the same sentence?  that's not beer!  christ, it's not even a poor excuse for rabbit piss.	Oh yeah?  Whatta you drink, then?
best beer in the world?  budweiser for me, thanks.	Budweiser?  You talk to me of beer and you've the unbridled gall to mention Budweiser in the same sentence?  That's not beer!  Christ, it's not even a poor excuse for rabbit piss.
best beer in the world known to man or god.	Best beer in the world?  Budweiser for me, thanks.
what is?	Best beer in the world known to man or God.
some places, not all.  italy, for instance, they're serious about their food.  but try bloody britain, anywhere in the u.k., you don't get much fancier than a deep-fried bar egg.  food's not our thing, you see.	What is?
this...this is incredible. is the rest of europe like this?	Some places, not all.  Italy, for instance, they're serious about their food.  But try bloody Britain, anywhere in the U.K., you don't get much fancier than a deep-fried bar egg.  Food's not our thing, you see.
i never did trust that blonde fuck...	That's why you were riding with him.
and you believed me?  but it wasn't my people who did it.	How do we know that?
then swede and i split with the package and meet you back at the rendezvous.	And then...
you call me with the target's route, i follow along until we've reached the attack point and then i run his squag ass off the road.	Which leads us to...
so what's the deal?	The deal?  The deal is we leave for Nice at first light.
i drive -- and my name is larry.  larry from the states.	And who are you?
who the fuck are you?	The name is Deirdre, and I'm running this show.
it's good to see you've all got such faith in our little undertaking.	Who the fuck are you?
do i need to repeat myself?	No, Seamus.  I heard you the first time.
shut up!!!  shut up and drive!  i'm your superior officer and you will do as i goddamn well say, is that understood?!?	Do I need to repeat myself?
you're thinking with your gun, seamus, and not your head...	Shut up!!!  Shut up and drive!  I'm your superior officer and you will do as I goddamn well say, is that understood?!?
plastic fucking surgeon?  you think i'm going to fix this, deirdre lass?  it's the mark of the patriot, and i'll wear it like a badge.  as for those who done it to me, i'll take my pound of flesh before this is all over.	You're thinking with your gun, Seamus, and not your head...
you better be careful, seamus, before something happens a plastic surgeon can't fix.	Plastic fucking surgeon?  You think I'm going to fix this, Deirdre lass?  It's the mark of the patriot, and I'll wear it like a badge.  As for those who done it to me, I'll take my pound of flesh before this is all over.
good christ!  can't you lose these jokers?	They're good!
not yet...	Good Christ!  Can't you lose these jokers?
about time!	Not yet...
lose them!	You lose them!
from interpol?	That's him.
they're part of the team.  one of them's the guy i told you about.	From Interpol?
what in bloody hell is going on?	They're part of the team.  One of them's the guy I told you about.
would somebody tell me what fucking well happened in there?	Nothing.
problem my ass!  i think you're lying to me, and if you are you're a dead man!	Would somebody tell me what fucking well happened in there?
not to me, you know that.	I thought I did.
it's been known to happen.	Not to me, you know that.
so you thought that maybe i'd grown too attached to this charade i've been playing, is that it?	It's been known to happen.
it means i was worried that all the time you spent away from the fold might have affected you.  you've been living the life of the hired gun -- the well paid hired gun, i might note.  there's no glory to it, but there are those that like it.	So you thought that maybe I'd grown too attached to this charade I've been playing, is that it?
and what's that supposed to mean, seamus reilly?	It means I was worried that all the time you spent away from the fold might have affected you.  You've been living the life of the hired gun -- the well paid hired gun, I might note.  There's no glory to it, but there are those that like it.
now there's the deirdre i know.	And what's that supposed to mean, Seamus Reilly?
when we're done with this, i want to do for that one myself.	Now there's the Deirdre I know.
not me.  you work too often with the same people and you become friends -- clouds your judgement.	Come off it, Sam -- if we weren't friends already we wouldn't be here now, would we?
are you alright?	Alright?  It's bloody fucking freezing in here!
i didn't say i was.	Bloody fucking hell...
where do you get off saying word one? all the time pretending to be one of us, it's the same thing we were doing, seamus and myself.  and here you are so high and mighty, like you're so different from the rest of us.	I didn't say I was.
don't even think that i'm buying that.	Where do you get off saying word one? All the time pretending to be one of us, it's the same thing we were doing, Seamus and myself.  And here you are so high and mighty, like you're so different from the rest of us.
i'm a patriate.	Don't even think that I'm buying that.
oh please..you're on some sort of holy mission?	I'm a patriate.
well, if it isn't mr. interpol himself.  i can't believe i misjudged you like i did.	Oh please..you're on some sort of holy mission?
check this out.  gregor's a spook, or he was one until recently.  when he was a spy he lived the life -- you know, a prince in some eastern bloc country where nobody had shit and gregor had everything.  then the wall goes down.  no more cold war.  and gregor is out of a job.  no apartment, no special stores with western food and video tapes.  i would bet dollars against shit that gregor liked that phone and he doesn't want to give it up.  and i wouldn't be surprised if he's arrogant enough to think...	That we're too stupid to trace his calls.
i bought it for him -- all the stuff he was using, it was in his contract.  cost a nice penny, too, especially that goddamned phone: gregor had expensive tastes.	Check this out.  Gregor's a spook, or he was one until recently.  When he was a spy he lived the life -- you know, a prince in some Eastern Bloc country where nobody had shit and Gregor had everything.  Then the wall goes down.  No more Cold War.  And Gregor is out of a job.  No apartment, no special stores with Western food and video tapes.  I would bet dollars against shit that Gregor liked that phone and he doesn't want to give it up.  And I wouldn't be surprised if he's arrogant enough to think...
because if they had she'd be gone along with the package, instead of sitting here with us.	Exactly.  Gregor, he was the Russian's man.  It was my people came up with the idea for this run, but the Russians who had the capital to finance it.  Gregor, he was their insurance, and I was ours. Everybody else was supposed to be neutral.  Gregor must've got to Swede...
now, what did we steal?	I don't know...  Well I don't!  It's a goddamned mystery to me just like it is to you.  But I do know who we're working for.  My people, and the Russian mob.
duty calls?	Just business.
i better be getting that.	Duty calls?
exactly.  and last night i wanted to be with someone who was just like me.	I better be getting that.
you're a hired gun, deirdre -- just like me.	Exactly.  And last night I wanted to be with someone who was just like me.
i know i don't have to, sam, it's just that, for once, i want to.  when i was a -  patriot, it was a given i'd sleep with any man it was deemed necessary for me to sleep with.  you know: any man who needed setting up.  sometimes so we might blackmail him, sometimes so he could be killed.  sometimes so i could kill him myself. ira isn't exactly an enlightened feminist organization, sam.  to most of the men i with i was always the girl.  "send the girl to do it."  "tell the girl to take care of it."  "have the girl fuck him."  but i look at you and i get this feeling you take me for what i am: no more, no less.	You're a hired gun, Deirdre -- just like me.
you don't have to explain yourself to me, deirdre.	I know I don't have to, Sam, it's just that, for once, I want to.  when I was a -  Patriot, it was a given I'd sleep with any man it was deemed necessary for me to sleep with.  You know: any man who needed setting up.  Sometimes so we might blackmail him, sometimes so he could be killed.  Sometimes so I could kill him myself. IRA isn't exactly an enlightened feminist organization, Sam.  To most of the men I with I was always the girl.  "Send the girl to do it."  "Tell The girl to take care of it."  "Have the girl fuck him."  But I look at you and I get this feeling you take me for what I am: no more, no less.
look, sam, don't take it the wrong way when i tell you we won't be doing this again.	You don't have to explain yourself to me, Deirdre.
and when i consider that, i have to wonder if you don't have some ulterior motive for being here, with me, right now.	I probably do.  But for the time being, I'm willing to forget about it...
nobody's saying they don't.	And when I consider that, I have to wonder if you don't have some ulterior motive for being here, with me, right now.
part of me says i should just look at this as a perk.  you know, a bonus.  but then i remember you're you -- deirdre who used to belong to the ira -- and it occurs to me that deceit and subterfuge come very naturally to you.	Nobody's saying they don't.
that's right.	Part of me says I should just look at this as a perk.  You know, a bonus.  But then I remember you're you -- Deirdre who used to belong to the IRA -- and it occurs to me that deceit and subterfuge come very naturally to you.
is that right?	That's right.
i still am.	Is that right?
i didn't think to see you again tonight. you were pretty pissed.	I still am.
i feel as if i've wandered onto the set of enter the dragon.  could you teach me to do that?	I didn't think to see you again tonight. You were pretty pissed.
the two of you were supposed to go to a simple meet and come back with a simple piece of information, and instead you went to fucking war...	We weren't real thrilled about it either...
hazard pay...	The two of you were supposed to go to a simple meet and come back with a simple piece of information, and instead you went to fucking war...
you were a soldier, were you?	Once.
sam.  i'm a weapons guy.	You were a soldier, were you?
shut up!	He'll kill me anway, Sam, shoot though me and kill this fucker.
don't do it, sam!	Shut up!
go ahead, shoot... shoot and kill the bitch, i don't care.  and yet you don't shoot.  interesting. put down your weapon and walk away.	Don't do it, Sam!
that fucking figures...	Should any of you decide to rush me, I'll kill myself and whoever happens to be near me at the time.
where's the case?	There's a problem...
alright, gregor, i'm...	Ready when you are...
i use my cell phone to get computer access to the telecommunications satellite used by our target.  i trace his cell phone signature and use it to pin point his location as he moves through nice, relaying that information to you.	Next.
now then, let's run through it one more time, shall we?  what's your job?	I use my cell phone to get computer access to the telecommunications satellite used by our target.  I trace his cell phone signature and use it to pin point his location as he moves through Nice, relaying that information to you.
but would you stake your life, that's the question...	In this business, your life and your reputation are more often than not one and the same.
i'd stake my reputation.	But would you stake your life, that's the question...
you sure about this?	I'd stake my reputation.
i intend to.  this phone is wired like no other: it's got an encryption chip and instant sat-a-link recognition, it can talk to any computer in any language and make it understand.  with my custom hardware and this phone i can trace the target's cell phone signature and follow him anywhere he goes...	You sure about this?
good, because it cost enough.  there's cheaper phones by far than that one, man: you better fucking use it.	I intend to.  This phone is wired like no other: it's got an encryption chip and instant sat-a-link recognition, it can talk to any computer in any language and make it understand.  With my custom hardware and this phone I can trace the target's cell phone signature and follow him anywhere he goes...
it's quite satifactory.	Good, because it cost enough.  There's cheaper phones by far than that one, man: you better fucking use it.
from here on in you want something you pay cash for it: no credit cards, no bank accounts are in place: ten percent up front, the rest when the job is done.  you.  what do you do and what should we call you?	These days they they call me Gregor -- and I'm a tech.  I do electronic work, surveillance, computer runs.
not likely.  once, yeah, i was -- but there wasn't an inch of profit in it, and i'm a cash oriented girl, if you take my meaning.  i'm a hired gun, same as the rest of you, and that's all any of us needs to know about the other.	From here on in you want something you pay cash for it: no credit cards, no bank accounts are in place: ten percent up front, the rest when the job is done.  You.  What do you do and what should we call you?
who are you?  ira?	Not likely.  Once, yeah, I was -- but there wasn't an inch of profit in it, and I'm a cash oriented girl, if you take my meaning.  I'm a hired gun, same as the rest of you, and that's all any of us needs to know about the other.
perhaps we could both go at the same time...	I think not.  After you...
you first, edvard.	Perhaps we could both go at the same time...
do you have the material?	You first, Edvard.
really?  do you have the money with you?	Do you have the material?
we'll double your price.	Really?  Do you have the money with you?
i'm sure.  but i'm sorry to say that it's too late for trust: we have a serious problem.	We'll double your price.
that was a mistake, trying to kill you. mikhi did it without consulting me, i'd have never allowed it.	I'm sure.  But I'm sorry to say that it's too late for trust: we have a serious problem.
i'm touched, really, that they'd send someone of your caliber.  it's nice to know that they didn't make the mistake of underestimating me twice.	That was a mistake, trying to kill you. Mikhi did it without consulting me, I'd have never allowed it.
yes, gregor, they sent me.	I'm touched, really, that they'd send someone of your caliber.  It's nice to know that they didn't make the mistake of underestimating me twice.
in here...	Then you better find it in your heart to tell me, Francois, because while your death is inevitable, it still isn't decided how painful it's going to be.
where's my information?	In here...
of course.	Where's my information?
i take it you still want the money...	Of course.
if you say a word in english, vincent, my friend with the high powered sporting rifle will shoot you in the throat. sorry to screw you over like this, but the information you want might get me killed if i give it to you, and that's a price i'm not willing to pay.	I take it you still want the money...
what's that?	If you say a word in English, Vincent, my friend with the high powered sporting rifle will shoot you in the throat. Sorry to screw you over like this, but the information you want might get me killed if I give it to you, and that's a price I'm not willing to pay.
there's been a slight problem.	What's that?
here's yours.	There's been a slight problem.
what do you mean?	He's a cop, Vincent, he's French and he's a cop and you better shoot him in the fucking head right now!
bad company...	What do you mean?
he's company.	Bad company...
not so fast.  who's that?	He's company.
do you have it?	Not so fast.  Who's that?
we'll die if we stay here!	You'll die if you leave here.
and more importantly --	I'll destroy whatever's in the case.
i'm shocked, shocked to think that you'd believe him.	Enough!
edvard said the same thing about you before he died.	I'm shocked, shocked to think that you'd believe him.
whatever you wish...  this has all been a terrible mistake, gregor.  i wanted to play straight with you, but edvard insisted we try and kill you.	Edvard said the same thing about you before he died.
no, mikhi, i wouldn't.  since i won't speak your language, and you can't speak mine, english will do nicely.	Whatever you wish...  This has all been a terrible mistake, Gregor.  I wanted to play straight with you, but Edvard insisted we try and kill you.
sit, sit...  would you like one?	No, Mikhi, I wouldn't.  Since I won't speak your language, and you can't speak mine, English will do nicely.
figured enough to know there's an odd man out and i'm looking at him.	I think not.  I have, of course, taken the precaution of wiring the briefcase to explode five seconds after it opens.  Unless, of course, I deactivate it before it goes off.
so, you've got it all figured, do you?	Figured enough to know there's an odd man out and I'm looking at him.
but you hate each other!	What's a little hate between business partners?
what am i doing here?  why, i'm here to see my partners, gregor, the boys in the russian mafia.  see, your bosses had hoped to screw me by hiring you to pull your thieving double cross.  but they only just found out that what's in the briefcase is completely useless without me.  i can't fight them, and they can't kill me -- that means we're gonna have to do business together.	But you hate each other!
it is, i'm telling you it is!!	You've told me a lot of things, boyo...
this better be the real thing or you're a dead man!	It is, I'm telling you it is!!
if you're lying to me you poor excuse for a human being, i'm gonna blow your brains all over this car.	I swear, it has to come here!  It has to...
sent it where?	A post office box.
i sent it to myself in paris.	Sent it where?
then where is it?	I sent it to myself in Paris.
i swear...	Then where is it?
bullshit!	I swear...
i don't have it with me...	Bullshit!
don't talk to me unless you tell me what i want to hear, understand?!?  you have no choice in this, don't think about winning, think about staying alive.  i want the item, and if you don't give it to me, i'm gonna kill you.	I don't have it with me...
so none of us knows who's paying the freight, this is just some anonymous job. for all we know, we're working for different people.	Now that is an interesting proposition.
i got this gig through a contractor. and he most definitely didn't know who was doing the hiring, only that they were paying a lot of money...	So none of us knows who's paying the freight, this is just some anonymous job. For all we know, we're working for different people.
whoever hired us.	I got this gig through a contractor. And he most definitely didn't know who was doing the hiring, only that they were paying a lot of money...
so what do we do?	What I do is none of your concern.  What you should do is wait for my next phone call.  I'm going to find a place where I can tilt the field in my favor.  When I'm ready, I'll call you and tell you what I want you to do.
i'm in the middle of saving you people a great deal of money -- the least you could do is have the decency to pay me!	So what do we do?
it was a mistake, it shouldn't have happened.	I'm in the middle of saving you people a great deal of money -- the least you could do is have the decency to pay me!
much to your disappointment, no doubt.	It was a mistake, it shouldn't have happened.
gregor, is that you?	Much to your disappointment, no doubt.
it's done.	Gregor, is that you?
is it done?	It's done.
i just wanted to make sure you knew who you were dealing with.	I do, I do...
i need you, swede, i can't do this without you!	I just wanted to make sure you knew who you were dealing with.
really?	I need you, Swede, I can't do this without you!
nobody's going to do that!	Really?
don't cross me...	Nobody's going to do that!
what are you doing?	Don't cross me...
what's that?	What are you doing?
there is one other thing...	What's that?
then i guess we're set.	There is one other thing...
that's it.	Then I guess we're set.
a means to an end, is that it?	That's it.
i hadn't thought about it.  understand me, gregor -- i take no pleasure in killing.  it doesn't bother me one bit, but i don't get off on it.	A means to an end, is that it?
i would imagine that the great satisfaction in all of this will be killing the american.	I hadn't thought about it.  Understand me, Gregor -- I take no pleasure in killing.  It doesn't bother me one bit, but I don't get off on it.
how so?	Because if there's more than one party involved, if we really are working for different people, then perhaps some of us are on different sides.  Your orders might be different from mine.
how did you know?	If he hadn't you'd have put a bullet in his head a long time ago.
not exactly?  but close enough, eh?  so he saved your life, then?	How did you know?
not exactly.	Not exactly?  But close enough, eh?  So he saved your life, then?
i've never seen a man who could have taken what he just went through.  he's a cop?	Not exactly.
of course.  don't you?	I've never seen a man who could have taken what he just went through.  He's a cop?
and you respect him.	Of course.  Don't you?
yes, sam's tough alright.	And you respect him.
he's tough, your american friend.	Yes, Sam's tough alright.
hello, jean-pierre.	Hello, my friend.  He doesn't look French to me, Vincent.
you seem one to me.	A Samurai has honor, a Samurai live by the code of Bushido, the way of the warrior.  I'm just a killer for hire.  The world isn't about honor, anymore. It's about survival.
vincent's life is his own burden; he'll have to carry it for himself.  and i'm not any kind of samurai.	You seem one to me.
perhaps forged is a better word.  like steel.  like a sword.  you're a modern samurai.  i've spent my life around extraordinary men -- men like vincent. but i've never seen anyone like you.  i'm afraid vincent will die if he goes with you.	Vincent's life is his own burden; he'll have to carry it for himself.  And I'm not any kind of Samurai.
created?	Perhaps forged is a better word.  Like steel.  Like a sword.  You're a modern Samurai.  I've spent my life around extraordinary men -- men like Vincent. But I've never seen anyone like you.  I'm afraid Vincent will die if he goes with you.
i suppose i want to know how a man like you is created.	Created?
so what is it you want to know?	I suppose I want to know how a man like you is created.
perhaps.  but you are not healthy, and if you try i'll kill you.	So what is it you want to know?
if i was healthy, i could take that away from you.	Perhaps.  But you are not healthy, and if you try I'll kill you.
call it a reckoning of character.	If I was healthy, I could take that away from you.
so this is what, a test?	Call it a reckoning of character.
not a word.  but no ordinary criminal would have the extensive military and medical expertise you do.  and so i place the pieces of the puzzle together in a way that makes sense to me.  you work for some government agency and you carry a gun, and in my world, that makes you a cop.	So this is what, a test?
vincent told you that i'm a cop?	Not a word.  But no ordinary criminal would have the extensive military and medical expertise you do.  And so I place the pieces of the puzzle together in a way that makes sense to me.  You work for some government agency and you carry a gun, and in my world, that makes you a cop.
you suffered through an agonizing pain last night, pain you could have avoided by declaring yourself an agent of the law.	Vincent told you that I'm a cop?
i didn't expect that he would.	You suffered through an agonizing pain last night, pain you could have avoided by declaring yourself an agent of the law.
he sees this differently, as you well know.	I didn't expect that he would.
it gets done now or not at all.  another couple of days and the parties concerned are gone where i can't get them.	Forgive my intrusion into your affairs, but I am the one who connected Vincent to this job, his agent, if you will.  He is one of my oldest friends and I owe him a great debt, much like the debt I suspect he owes you.
something important?  a thing that cannot wait?	It gets done now or not at all.  Another couple of days and the parties concerned are gone where I can't get them.
yeah.	Something important?  A thing that cannot wait?
but first you have something to take care of?	Yeah.
soon.	But first you have something to take care of?
you should really let a doctor look at that.	Soon.
some, thanks.  enough to move on, for now.	You should really let a doctor look at that.
don't worry, we'll take care of it.	Then if you don't mind...  I'm gonna pass out.
you think you can stitch me up on you own?	Don't worry, we'll take care of it.
are you sure you won't have a drink?	No booze...Pain's in the mind, and the mind I can control.  Alright, let's do it.
american.	Well, Vincent's American friend, shall we see what we can do for you?
what are you gonna do, call him up and ask him to give us back our shit?	Did he bring that with him?
it's a cocktail.  mostly demerol, cut with a little crank because we might need you awake in the real near future.	Fine with fucking me, we got work to do. I don't care what it takes, we are getting our property back and putting it into the hands of the people who are gonna pay us a great deal of money when we do.  I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm not the kind of guy to just sit back and take it in the ass.  I don't mean that in, like, a literal way...
yeah, well...  my way works too.	My way is better.
why don't you go do better, then...	Yeah, well...  My way works too.
it's been known to happen.	Why don't you go do better, then...
is that right?	It's been known to happen.
long enough to shoot back.	Is that right?
not for long.	Long enough to shoot back.
all in the stomach, though.  your man might live.	Not for long.
gets the job done.	All in the stomach, though.  Your man might live.
you shoot alright.	Gets the job done.
the point remains: we could be working for different people.  there's a chance for one of us...  maybe more than one of us -- has been paid to cross the others.  i don't know about you guys, but i like to know who i'm working for.  it can help prevent a great deal of...  ...unpleasantness.	Anybody tries to unpleasant me I'll put two between his eyes -- one to do the job and the other to make sure it takes.
i don't particularly like killing, tubby, but i want you to know that this one i'm going to enjoy.	I don't think so.
it's consider a virtue in some corners of the world.	Not in mine.
is that right?	It's consider a virtue in some corners of the world.
you should learn a little patience.	Is that right?
where is this broad?	You should learn a little patience.
after we stop the target car i get out and use the heavy artillery to kill the driver and his bodyguard.	I blast the lead car into oblivion...
eat shit and die slowly...	After we stop the target car I get out and use the heavy artillery to kill the driver and his bodyguard.
i ride with fat-boy...	Eat shit and die slowly...
and you could stand to get a little smarter, ain't that right you dumb blonde fuck?	Who you calling dumb, dickless?
i'm just worried about your health, larry.  you could stand to shed a few pounds.	And you could stand to get a little smarter, ain't that right you dumb blonde fuck?
who the fuck died and appointed you food czar?	I'm just worried about your health, Larry.  You could stand to shed a few pounds.
you should watch what you eat.	Who the fuck died and appointed you food czar?
who's they?	Everybody.
they call me swede.	Who's they?
what a surprise...	I got a surprise for you, blondie...
what're you talking about, man?  i don't understand.	What a surprise...
i told you, i quit.	Just to keep me company, Sam -- I hate smoking alone.  How about you?  I thought all you IRA types smoked.
gone.  destroyed.	I guess that's for the best.
what happened to it?	Gone.  Destroyed.
i don't know.  nobody knows, except a bunch of people who are too dead to tell us.  there's probably a couple of guys back at the company who know, but i don't think they plan to tell me anytime soon.	What happened to it?
tell me something first.  the package: what was it?	I don't know.  Nobody knows, except a bunch of people who are too dead to tell us.  There's probably a couple of guys back at the Company who know, but I don't think they plan to tell me anytime soon.
you better get some sleep, alright?	Tell me something first.  The package: what was it?
i know.	You better get some sleep, alright?
you don't owe me a goddamned thing, vincent, and you know it.  you stepped in front of a bullet for me.  i owe you a heavy debt.	I know.
"your field dressing saved his life." that's three i owe you.	You don't owe me a goddamned thing, Vincent, and you know it.  You stepped in front of a bullet for me.  I owe you a heavy debt.
nothing...	"Your field dressing saved his life." That's three I owe you.
what of it?	Nothing...
you speak french.	What of it?
what?	You speak French.
you son-of-a-bitch...	What?
and now...	Finish it!
finish the job...	And now...
let's get him out of here...	Finish the job...
you have to stop doing that!	I'll work on it...
do you have a good answer?	No, I don't.
that's a good question.	Do you have a good answer?
and when you finish?  what then?  this package, whatever it is, do you give it to the cia?  do you really think they deserve it?	That's a good question.
and yet you would have killed him to save my life.  you have a sense of honor, vincent, that i can't even remember anymore.  i don't know that i ever even had it to begin with.  all i know to do, vincent, is to finish my job.	And when you finish?  What then?  This package, whatever it is, do you give it to the CIA?  Do you really think they deserve it?
closest and oldest.	And yet you would have killed him to save my life.  You have a sense of honor, Vincent, that I can't even remember anymore.  I don't know that I ever even had it to begin with.  All I know to do, Vincent, is to finish my job.
it's the one thing i've got left to hold onto.  jean-pierre is one of your closest friends, is he not?	Closest and oldest.
why not?	It's the one thing I've got left to hold onto.  Jean-Pierre is one of your closest friends, is he not?
because i don't walk away.	Why not?
why then, sam, don't you act like this is a job like any other?  surely, if you are a hired gun, you realize that some times you just have to walk away without getting what you came for.	Because I don't walk away.
the mark of a true samurai.  what i do for the company, vincent, is no different than what you do.  we're both hired guns, and this is a job -- like any other job.	Why then, Sam, don't you act like this is a job like any other?  Surely, if you are a hired gun, you realize that some times you just have to walk away without getting what you came for.
why?  you've got more force of will than anyone i've ever seen.  you handle a gun like it's a part of you, you perform surgery on yourself without anesthesia...  and most amazing of all, you quit smoking, just like that.	The mark of a true Samurai.  What I do for the Company, Vincent, is no different than what you do.  We're both hired guns, and this is a job -- like any other job.
would you stop with that...	Why?  You've got more force of will than anyone I've ever seen.  You handle a gun like it's a part of you, you perform surgery on yourself without anesthesia...  And most amazing of all, you quit smoking, just like that.
what of it?  samurai pain in the ass.	Would you stop with that...
not just like that... just before i turn around and it's six months from now and the first thing i do when i wake up in the morning is light a cigarette.	What of it?  Samurai pain in the ass.
just like that?	Not just like that... Just before I turn around and it's six months from now and the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is light a cigarette.
time to quit.	Just like that?
if i'm going to die for the cia, i'm going to go out smoking.  besides, there's half a forest between us and them, they can't see a goddamned thing.	Time to quit.
not here.  they might see it.	If I'm going to die for the CIA, I'm going to go out smoking.  Besides, there's half a forest between us and them, they can't see a goddamned thing.
do we need anything else?	Yeah.  We need out fucking heads examined.
i think not.	Do we need anything else?
in a minute.	I think not.
if our positions were reversed, would you leave me?	In a minute.
no you don't, and you know it.	If our positions were reversed, would you leave me?
so i do it.	No you don't, and you know it.
i know i don't need to say this to you, but i need to say it to you.  this is my job, i have to do it.	So I do it.
something like that.	I know I don't need to say this to you, but I need to say it to you.  This is my job, I have to do it.
business keeps you on the road?	Something like that.
i'm not here very much.	Business keeps you on the road?
gimme a goddamn cigarette!!!!	Why are you driving?  You're not French, you don't live here, you don't know these roads.  Why are you driving?
right now?	Gimme a goddamn cigarette!!!!
give me a cigarette.	Right now?
i don't know...	You don't know?  Bullshit, you had her, there was no way out.
what the fuck happened?	I don't know...
you think?	You said it yourself: Gregor's not dead. If they had the package, they'd have killed him.
they don't have the package.	You think?
how could you have done that?	Because I owe you.  Look at that...
i would have tried not to.  but yes, if it would have kept him from shooting you, i would have.	How could you have done that?
you would have done that?	I would have tried not to.  But yes, if it would have kept him from shooting you, I would have.
i was waiting to see what would happen. i didn't want to kill him if i didn't have to.	You would have done that?
you were behind the door?	I was waiting to see what would happen. I didn't want to kill him if I didn't have to.
i know.  jean-pierre did.	You were behind the door?
i never made that claim.	I know.  Jean-Pierre did.
not very zen of you, huh?  not so much the modern samurai after all.	I never made that claim.
it is at that.	Not very zen of you, huh?  Not so much the modern Samurai after all.
very ugly.	It is at that.
dark operations.  wet work.  kidnaping. assassination.	Very ugly.
dark ops?	Dark operations.  Wet work.  Kidnaping. Assassination.
i'm a field agent -- last of an already extinct breed.  i do dark ops.	Dark ops?
it's a cover, then.  a cover within a cover, a feint within a feint.  you work for the cia, it's the only possible answer.	I'm a field agent -- last of an already extinct breed.  I do dark ops.
sure i do.  you heard him, you heard the guy -- that's what he said, what edvard said.	It's a cover, then.  A cover within a cover, a feint within a feint.  You work for the CIA, it's the only possible answer.
then quit.  you don't work for interpol, sam.	Sure I do.  You heard him, you heard the guy -- that's what he said, what Edvard said.
it's my job.	Then quit.  You don't work for Interpol, Sam.
continue when it would be so much easier to give it up.	It's my job.
do what?	Continue when it would be so much easier to give it up.
tell me, sam: why do you do this?	Do what?
if tony says this is it, then it's it.	Tell me, Sam: why do you do this?
you sure your friend got the right place?	If Tony says this is it, then it's it.
thorough man.	You sure your friend got the right place?
the address of the russian production company.  just in case we need to find them.	Thorough man.
what's this?	The address of the Russian production company.  Just in case we need to find them.
yes.	What's this?
the irish representative?	Yes.
you know him?	I know of him.
clearly.	Good.  Now take the forceps, and remember, Vincent, what we're doing here is routine.  I've done stuff like this at least twenty times in the field.  There are no vital organs where you're working, no major muscles or arteries -- you can't kill me.  Just make sure you've got the bullet before you try to pull it out.
you see the bullet?	Clearly.
alright, it's done.	You see the bullet?
you don't have to do this.	Yes I do.
it isn't about money for me, not anymore.	You don't have to do this.
this doesn't involve you, don't you understand?  i can't even guarantee you any money out of all this.	It isn't about money for me, not anymore.
i'm going with you.	This doesn't involve you, don't you understand?  I can't even guarantee you any money out of all this.
we?  there is no we in my world now, vincent, just me.	I'm going with you.
it looks to me like we're all that's left of our group.	We?  There is no we in my world now, Vincent, just me.
my job, vincent, a job you don't need to know about.  i can't go to the local cops -- they'd never be able to get close enough at this point.  it's me or nobody, and i've been on this job too goddamned long not to finish.	It looks to me like we're all that's left of our group.
and what job is that?	My job, Vincent, a job you don't need to know about.  I can't go to the local cops -- they'd never be able to get close enough at this point.  It's me or nobody, and I've been on this job too goddamned long not to finish.
if i was a cop, a real cop, i'd have busted you a long time ago.  this isn't about you, it's about the job i have to do.	And what job is that?
you're with interpol -- you're a cop.	If I was a cop, a real cop, I'd have busted you a long time ago.  This isn't about you, it's about the job I have to do.
not exactly.	You're with Interpol -- you're a cop.
fix it yourself?  why are we even doing this?  there's no need to run, christ...  you're a cop.	Not exactly.
no hospitals.  i'll fix this myself if i have to.	Fix it yourself?  Why are we even doing this?  There's no need to run, Christ...  You're a cop.
no...i thought i'd take you to the hospital.	No hospitals.  I'll fix this myself if I have to.
you know one around here?  somebody you trust?	No...I thought I'd take you to the hospital.
you see it your way, i'll see it mine. you need a doctor.	You know one around here?  Somebody you trust?
i didn't save your life back there. risked it, maybe -- but i didn't save shit.	You see it your way, I'll see it mine. You need a doctor.
that makes twice now you've saved my life.	I didn't save your life back there. Risked it, maybe -- but I didn't save shit.
you're a cop...you're a fucking cop...i should kill you.	But you can't.
not necessarily.  he could go off road at any number of places.  he might not even be in the country anymore.	It's Paris.  The route's too indirect for anything else.  A guy like Gregor, he doesn't waste time on this road unless he has to be on it in the first place. Otherwise, he'd be out of the country by now.  He's going to Paris.  Now I just hope we can find him before he gets there.
he's going back.	Not necessarily.  He could go off road at any number of places.  He might not even be in the country anymore.
i never really thought i was part of the world you move in, sam, to tell you the truth.  i'm a hood, a thief.  big time in a small time king of way.  to the local police i'm a prize, to the local hoods i'm a legend.  but to a guy like you i'm just another two bit hired gun.	You might be a hired gun, Vincent, but I got a feeling you cost more than two bits.
we live in a singular world, my friend.	I never really thought I was part of the world you move in, Sam, to tell you the truth.  I'm a hood, a thief.  Big time in a small time king of way.  To the local police I'm a prize, to the local hoods I'm a legend.  But to a guy like you I'm just another two bit hired gun.
i won't lie -- there have been times when i had to do it, times when the only way to get out alive was to see that the other man didn't.	We live in a singular world, my friend.
you don't.  you just learn to live with it.	I won't lie -- there have been times when I had to do it, times when the only way to get out alive was to see that the other man didn't.
i haven't.  not like that.  how do you get used to it?	You don't.  You just learn to live with it.
i've seen a lot of people die before.	I haven't.  Not like that.  How do you get used to it?
a lot of people died.	I've seen a lot of people die before.
it was at that.	A lot of people died.
of course...whenever you feel like it just help yourself.	I have a feeling I'm about to start buying my own.
i borrowed that, too...	Of course...whenever you feel like it just help yourself.
please, help yourself.  smoke as many you'd like.	I borrowed that, too...
i hope you don't mind i took your pack. it was on the table.	Please, help yourself.  Smoke as many you'd like.
you were smoking?	I hope you don't mind I took your pack. It was on the table.
i came up here to sneak a smoke.	You were smoking?
you weren't around when i woke up, i thought maybe something had happened.  this has been one very fucked up job, sam, and i'm not taking any more chances on anybody...  including you...	I came up here to sneak a smoke.
what's going on?	You weren't around when I woke up, I thought maybe something had happened.  This has been one very fucked up job, Sam, and I'm not taking any more chances on anybody...  Including you...
the question still remains: what do we do now?	Gregor's cell phone...
but how did you know i would have the presence of mind to pull my weapon when i did?	Because that's what I would have done...
i saw you look off when francois nodded his head.  i figured he wasn't pointing out a particularly rare shrub, and the rest was easy.	But how did you know I would have the presence of mind to pull my weapon when I did?
that there was a gun pointed at me.	I saw you look off when Francois nodded his head.  I figured he wasn't pointing out a particularly rare shrub, and the rest was easy.
know what?	That there was a gun pointed at me.
how did you know?	Know what?
well i ain't a cop.	How did you know?
i needed to see if you were a cop.  i'm a popular man with the police, sam, and whenever they try to catch me they always do it with an inside guy -- some man on some job who seems more trustworthy than all the others put together.  and that's the guy you have to watch out for.  i hate cops...	Well I ain't a cop.
you know, what you pulled back there, that was bullshit.	I needed to see if you were a cop.  I'm a popular man with the police, Sam, and whenever they try to catch me they always do it with an inside guy -- some man on some job who seems more trustworthy than all the others put together.  And that's the guy you have to watch out for.  I hate cops...
i needed to know.	You need to know a lot of shit, Vincent.
i just wanted to see something.	See what?
what's going on?	I just wanted to see something.
lovely, isn't it?	They'd have to keep something like this under lock and key in New York, and it would still get fucked up.
whatever it is it must be goddamned priceless.	Lovely, isn't it?
they certainly are.  whatever it is we're going to steal, it must be quite something.	Whatever it is it must be goddamned priceless.
that's right: there's not hardly enough work these days, nothing that pays the big money, anyhow.  then along comes this job, paying so much goddamned money i couldn't afford not to take it.  somebody's paying through the nose for this.	They certainly are.  Whatever it is we're going to steal, it must be quite something.
you were once some kind of special forces.  airborne ranger, maybe a navy seal.  after that you rode shotgun for the cia in some place like el salvador or afghanistan, a real mercenary.  only now -- now you're like the rest of us, it's a very competitive market since the end of the cold war.  there's a lot of hired guns out here, and not nearly enough work to go around.	That's right: there's not hardly enough work these days, nothing that pays the big money, anyhow.  Then along comes this job, paying so much goddamned money I couldn't afford not to take it.  Somebody's paying through the nose for this.
who am i?	You were once some kind of special forces.  Airborne Ranger, maybe a Navy SEAL.  After that you rode shotgun for the CIA in some place like El Salvador or Afghanistan, a real mercenary.  Only now -- now you're like the rest of us, it's a very competitive market since the end of the cold war.  There's a lot of hired guns out here, and not nearly enough work to go around.
i wanted to see who you were.	Who am I?
i've wondered that myself.  none of this answers my question, though...  why bring me?	I wanted to see who you were.
i wonder if she truly left the ira.	I've wondered that myself.  None of this answers my question, though...  Why bring me?
deirdre?  smart, yeah, and seriously goddamned dangerous.	I wonder if she truly left the IRA.
so is the woman.	Deirdre?  Smart, yeah, and seriously goddamned dangerous.
watch that one, he's an ex-spook for sure, maybe stasi, maybe kgb.  he's smart, gregor is.	So is the woman.
let's just say i thought the conversational possibilities were limited.  of course, i might have brought gregor, but he didn't seem like the right candidate -- for this.	Watch that one, he's an ex-spook for sure, maybe Stasi, maybe KGB.  He's smart, Gregor is.
exactly.  why not bring them?	Let's just say I thought the conversational possibilities were limited.  Of course, I might have brought Gregor, but he didn't seem like the right candidate -- for this.
like larry or swede.	Exactly.  Why not bring them?
so, vincent: why bring me along for the ride?  job like this calls for a warm body, somebody who can stand around and look threatening.  a tough guy.	Like Larry or Swede.
there is that.	So, Vincent: why bring me along for the ride?  Job like this calls for a warm body, somebody who can stand around and look threatening.  A tough guy.
it has it's moments.  course, you get cancer and die, that's the down side.	There is that.
christ, i smoke a pack-and-a-half a day, and i tell myself i could be worse.  it's just so damned pleasurable.	It has it's moments.  Course, you get cancer and die, that's the down side.
i do.	Christ, I smoke a pack-and-a-half a day, and I tell myself I could be worse.  It's just so damned pleasurable.
a cigarette?  as in one?  one cigarette a week, who smokes like that?	I do.
i have, i don't know, maybe a cigarette a week.	A cigarette?  As in one?  One cigarette a week, who smokes like that?
help yourself.  since when do you smoke?	I have, I don't know, maybe a cigarette a week.
what's the difference?	One's a lot more painful than the other.
not at all.  similar, but not the same.	What's the difference?
same thing, isn't it?	Not at all.  Similar, but not the same.
jujitsu.	Same thing, isn't it?
that was a nice move you did on our young friend.  judo?	Jujitsu.
i asked if we could give him anything else.	That was a nice move you did on our young friend.  Judo?
what'd you say to him?	I asked if we could give him anything else.
i didn't know that you spoke french.	I don't.  But the language he's speaking is universal.
and i suppose he's saying that we oughta give them something for using it, huh?	I didn't know that you spoke French.
something like that...	And I suppose he's saying that we oughta give them something for using it, huh?
as in, they own it?	Something like that...
he says this is their block.	As in, they own it?
pretty much what you'd expect.	That's what I thought.
to see a man about a thing.	I can do that.
where to?	To see a man about a thing.
coordinate what?	Things.  This is my country, you know.
i'm vincent.  and i coordinate.	Coordinate what?
he trusts you to lock up?	Let's just say he knows who I am.
no thanks.	He trusts you to lock up?
cigarette?	No thanks.
i know cops -- and you're no cop.	Cigarette?
perhaps the police?	I know cops -- and you're no cop.
who else would you be?	Perhaps the police?
what makes you think we're here to meet you?	Who else would you be?
sorry i'm late...	What makes you think we're here to meet you?
last i heard there was a film rep for the irish players staying at this address, name of seamus reilly.	Seamus Reilly.
gonna be tough.	Last I heard there was a film rep for the Irish players staying at this address, name of Seamus Reilly.
it's the irish tape we want.	Gonna be tough.
cause the russian production company would be easier to find.	It's the Irish tape we want.
why's that?	Cause the Russian production company would be easier to find.
you sure?	I'm sure.
gaelic.	You sure?
what's the story?	It's an international thing.  Several different peoples involved, criminals from all over the world, experts brought together to do a job.  But maybe the most interesting thing about it is that preeminent in the plot we find the Russian Mob and the IRA in bed together. An unlikely group of partners.
you put everything on the line because you...	You slept with the fucker!!
you should have kill him when you had the chance.  but no...	You put everything on the line because you...
you slept with her!	You should have kill him when you had the chance.  But no...
you slept with her!	How is it these fellahs managed to get the drop on us?
why didn't you kill him?	You slept with her!
why didn't you kill her?	Why didn't you kill him?
i gotta try and overcharge him, he has to moan about the price, we settle somewhere in the middle.	It's a matter of respect.  Why don't you wait outside, this won't take long.
tony and i have to talk some business, first.	I gotta try and overcharge him, he has to moan about the price, we settle somewhere in the middle.
i get the picture.	Tony and I have to talk some business, first.
seamus reilly, boy's a serious irish auteur -- a real firebrand.  thinks his more moderate filmmaking brethren have turned to making movies for peace-loving pussies, if you see what i'm saying.	I get the picture.
can you get it?	The Russian would be easier.
you said you might know where we can get a copy of this tape?	All depends on whether you want the Russian or the Gaelic language version.
what i've heard so far, it's all a lot of talk.  i wasn't so sure what to make of it at first, cause, like i said, the irish and the russians are an unlikely mix.	You said you might know where we can get a copy of this tape?
do you have the tape?	I might know where you could get a copy.
i was wondering if you had any movies that were particularly new.	Matter of face there's this flick I've been hearing about.  I haven't seen it, but from what I hear it's pretty cool.
a friend.  i was telling him about how you always have the latest tapes.	Why don't we step into my office...
doing well.  this is?	A friend.  I was telling him about how you always have the latest tapes.
i'm alright.  and you?	Doing well.  This is?
my man, how you doing?	I'm alright.  And you?
i don't know what you're -	Don't lie to me!!!!
shut up!  not another word out of you!  you're going down, the feds know all about it!  you didn't know some of it was marked, did you! where's the rest?	I don't know what you're -
dwayne listen to me -	Shut up!  Not another word out of you!  You're going down, the Feds know all about it!  You didn't know some of it was marked, did you! Where's the rest?
i should kill you right here! i never thought you'd do this to me but i guess there's a lot i didn't know about you!	Dwayne listen to me -
whatsamatter with you?  aren't you concerned about all of this?	I can't get enough of it.
damn.	I want to get some hounds down here.
i'd like to know what they were doing in my town!  did you get id off any of them?	None of them had any --
what the hell happened here?	Looks like some kind of drug deal or something, they're not from around here --  one of them's still alive.
sort of!	Hey Dwayne why don't you introduce him to your funeral parlor cousin?
and you're solid on that?	Rock solid.
uh huh.	And you're solid on that?
that'll bring me down, too. eventually.  you gotta know that.	Uh huh.
just one more.  this one knocks off all the rest.	I can't.  I can't go on.  I can't keep lying...killing.  That's not me.  That's not US.
it's not about the money anymore. can't you see that?  it's about	Just one more.  This one knocks off all the rest.
you're the one who's nuts! there's no one left to touch us, booth.  we're home free!  we just plant a little of the money on dwayne, and it's all ours.	It's not about the money anymore. Can't you see that?  It's about
it's not too late!	Yes it is.  I'm calling it in.  Right now.
it's too late...	It's NOT too late!
what are you talking about?	Dwayne had the opportunity, just like us.  He was at the scene.  He grabbed the cash.  Of course.  This is perfect!
dwayne's dead.	I know, I know.  Dwayne's dead, but we can deal with it.  We'll pin it on him.  The DEA was driving Jesse's car. No car phone.  No radio.  They couldn't have called me in.
what do you mean?  look.  we can make still make it work.	Dwayne's dead.
no.  it stops now.  it stops here.	What do you mean?  Look.  We can make still make it work.
we got to get out of here.  do you understand?  we got to get out of here right now!	No.  It stops now.  It stops here.
he killed her...	We got to get out of here.  Do you understand?  We got to get out of here right now!
booth, listen to me...booth!	He killed her...
he found us, he shot her...he killed her...	Booth, listen to me...Booth!
what happened?  what's earl doing here?	He found us, he shot her...he killed her...
he killed her...he killed her...	What happened?  What's Earl doing here?
oh jesus...	He killed her...he killed her...
that's right.	Then Sally comes too.
we've got to go now, then.	That's right.
we'll take the money and disappear! we can do it, spend it on the move. even if all of it's marked, there's ways around it.	We've got to go now, then.
we're not?  how do you figure that?	We'll take the money and disappear! We can do it, spend it on the move. Even if all of it's marked, there's ways around it.
no we're not.	We're not?  How do you figure that?
then we're screwed.	No we're not.
i don't know.  they got all kinds of high-tech shit nowadays.	Then we're screwed.
it was all used.  random numbers. how can they trace it?	I don't know.  They got all kinds of high-tech shit nowadays.
i don't know for sure, but why else would they head for the bank?	It was all used.  Random numbers. How can they trace it?
do you have everything?	I sure as hell hope so.  Let's go.
come on. booth grabs the bag --	Do you have everything?
maybe we should say somethin'.	Come on. Booth grabs the bag --
you don't know if he was really gonna --	Yes I DO!  It never woulda stopped, you know that.  Jesse's always gonna be making mistakes and we'd be paying for them for the rest of our lives.
we're doing what we gotta do, to protect ourselves!	You don't know if he was really gonna --
jesus christ earl...what are we doing?...	We're doing what we gotta do, to protect ourselves!
it's gonna be o.k.	Like hell it is.  This is Jesse! Jesse!
you killed him...	It's gonna be o.k.
even if we have the tape, that wouldn't shut him up!	You killed him...
here it is.	There it is...now what about the others?
what are you thinking?  we were only supposed to scare him!	I'm just making our intentions clear. Go check the desk.
how long is it going to take?!	I don't know!  Shit, give me a break!
not bad enough to kill him.	Who said anything about killing?  Just keep driving straight...
how badly do you want that money?! how bad do you want to stay out of jail?	Not bad enough to kill him.
you're crazy.	How badly do you want that money?! How bad do you want to stay out of jail?
well what are we supposed to do?	I don't know...we have to shut him up somehow. Booth looks at Earl --
i don't think he's going to be doing any bargaining with us, the stupid son-of-a-bitch!  besides, i'm not giving him a third of anything, not after everything we had to do.	Well what are we supposed to do?
maybe we can reason with jesse, give him a third in exchange for the tape.	I don't think he's going to be doing any bargaining with us, the stupid son-of-a-bitch!  Besides, I'm not giving him a third of anything, not after everything we had to do.
if you're any friend at all, you'll stop talking like that!	Maybe we can reason with Jesse, give him a third in exchange for the tape.
look, earl.  we gotta go straight. this is all messed up...	If you're any friend at all, you'll stop talking like that!
neither do i.	Look, Earl.  We gotta go straight. This is all messed up...
no.	Neither do I.
you think he's bluffing?	No.
you're out of your mind.	Yeah, I mean you're coming unglued, Jesse.
you said that last time!	Well I mean it this time.  Come on.  Let's get this over with!
for christ's sake, booth, i just needed to take care of a few debts is all!  you got my word on it --i'm not going near it again until everything cools down.	You said that last time!
we had a deal!  what was i, talking to the wall?	For Christ's sake, Booth, I just needed to take care of a few debts is all!  You got my word on it --I'm not going near it again until everything cools down.
he's going to be trouble.	He's a partner now, Earl, like it or not.
forget the copies!  he could have made up the copies -- the only thing that incriminates us is the original.	He's going to be trouble.
he's probably made copies.  he's not going to give them up to us.	Forget the copies!  He could have made up the copies -- the only thing that incriminates us is the original.
all we have to do is get our hands on the original tape.  we'll set him up somehow.	He's probably made copies.  He's not going to give them up to us.
and how do you figure we do that?	All we have to do is get our hands on the original tape.  We'll set him up somehow.
i've got a better idea.  all we have to do is straighten out jesse.	And how do you figure we do that?
...or get rid of the money.  i don't know.	I've got a better idea.  All we have to do is straighten out Jesse.
well doesn't he?  besides if the dea heard that tape we'd be behind bars right now.  just call it the cost of doing business.  this whole thing is screwed up.  i'm thinking.  maybe we should tell 'em the truth...	...Or get rid of the money.  I don't know.
well i'm not!  thinks he's got us by the balls.	Well doesn't he?  Besides if the DEA heard that tape we'd be behind bars right now.  Just call it the cost of doing business.  This whole thing is screwed up.  I'm thinking.  Maybe we should tell 'em the truth...
all right enough!  i'm tired of thinking about all this!	Well I'm not!  Thinks he's got us by the balls.
i could kill that no good son of a bitch!	All right enough!  I'm tired of thinking about all this!
he would have done it to us, right?	Exactly.  This is our little secret, partner.
listen.  do you want to go to jail? taking evidence, tampering with a crime scene.  you know what they'd do.	He would have done it to us, right?
that's not what i mean.	Listen.  Do you want to go to jail? Taking evidence, tampering with a crime scene.  You know what they'd do.
okay then.  i'll do it.	That's not what I mean.
i can't do that.	Okay then.  I'll do it.
well neither have i, but it's us or him.  if he talks, or writes a note or whatever, he's gonna turn us in.  besides, he's just a low life scumbag.  his kind is hardly even human anyway.	I can't do that.
you're thinking about killing him. i can't do that.  no way.  i've never killed a man.  never even shot at one.	Well neither have I, but it's us or him.  If he talks, or writes a note or whatever, he's gonna turn us in.  Besides, he's just a low life scumbag.  His kind is hardly even human anyway.
i don't know...	You're thinking about killing him. I can't do that.  No way.  I've never killed a man.  Never even shot at one.
what are you thinking?	I don't know...
shit!  we're gonna have to get rid of him.  i'm not letting some gangbanger ruin my life.  we can't risk it.	What are you thinking?
how long you been lying there playing possum with us, huh? answer me!	He'll tell them everything to save his ass. That's how they all work it!
i should have known something like this was going to happen!	Man take it easy!  You're sweating like crazy!
it's the stupid thing to do, that's what it is.	I should have known something like this was going to happen!
it's the right thing to do.	It's the stupid thing to do, that's what it is.
are you nuts?  they'll fry us for sure.  there's no way we're doin' that, you understand?  no way.	It's the right thing to do.
we gotta turn ourselves in, before they hear the tape.	Are you nuts?  They'll fry us for sure.  There's no way we're doin' that, you understand?  No way.
oh, right, with a little help from his pals booth and earl.  i'm sure that's gonna fly real far when they hear that tape...	We gotta turn ourselves in, before they hear the tape.
no we didn't.  he died on his own.	Oh, right, with a little help from his pals Booth and Earl.  I'm sure that's gonna fly real far when they hear that tape...
we assaulted a federal agent.  we killed him.	No we didn't.  He died on his own.
well, we didn't know that at the time.	We assaulted a Federal agent.  We killed him.
that guy was a federal agent. an officer of the law, just like us.	Well, we didn't know that at the time.
i don't know you want me to put on my cape and fly there?!  we're going to play it cool... besides there might be nothing on that tape anyway...	That guy was a Federal agent. An officer of the law, just like us.
this isn't a joke. what are we going to do!	I don't know you want me to put on my cape and fly there?!  We're going to play it cool... besides there might be nothing on that tape anyway...
i don't know...	This isn't a joke. What are we going to do!
we're dead.  we're dead, we are dead...  what are we going to do?!	I don't know...
fair enough, i'll take it to my place.	Forget it.  We're going to bury it, and we're not going to even think about it until everything dies down.  And no one, I mean no one hears a word about it.  Understand?
look.  dwayne was right.  this is going to be a big story.  so big in fact that i don't want to even have this money around.	Fair enough, I'll take it to my place.
well we didn't kill him, he died on his own.	Look.  Dwayne was right.  This is going to be a big story.  So big in fact that I don't want to even have this money around.
i don't want to hear about miracles and god and all that!  we tried to murder someone to cover our asses!	Well we didn't kill him, he died on his own.
i tell you it was a miracle the way things turned out --	I don't want to hear about miracles and God and all that!  We tried to murder someone to cover our asses!
that's not what i mean.	Listen. Do you want to go to jail? Taking evidence, tampering with a crime scene.  You know what they'd do.
okay then.  i'll do it.	That's not what I mean.
i...i can't do that.	Okay then.  I'll do it.
well neither have i, but it's us or him.  if he talks, or writes a note, or whatever, he's gonna turn us in.  besides, he's a low life scumbag.  his kind is hardly even human anyway.	I...I can't do that.
you're thinking about killing him.  i can't do that.  no way.  i've never killed a man.  never even shot at one...	Well neither have I, but it's us or him.  If he talks, or writes a note, or whatever, he's gonna turn us in.  Besides, he's a low life scumbag.  His kind is hardly even human anyway.
i don't know...	You're thinking about killing him.  I can't do that.  No way.  I've never killed a man.  Never even shot at one...
what are you thinking?	I don't know...
i'm not letting some gangbanger send me to jail.  we can't risk it.	What are you thinking?
how long you been lying there playing possum with us, huh? answer me!	He'll tell them everything to save his ass. That's how they all work it!
he saw everything!	How long you been lying there playing possum with us, huh? Answer me!
i don't know!  son of a bitch! who the hell are you?	He saw everything!
what are you gonna do?	Well, I don't know.  I'm putting it out of my mind and you should too --
shhh!	What are you gonna do?
we're going to be patient. if we start flashing money around, buying fancy cars and fancy clothes, people are going to ask questions.	Well, we won't do any of that shit!
what's that?	We're going to be patient. If we start flashing money around, buying fancy cars and fancy clothes, people are going to ask questions.
i've got one condition.	What's that?
we'll leave a few packets in the trunk, and stash the rest somewhere else.  car went up in the gunfight.	I don't know.
torch it?!	We'll leave a few packets in the trunk, and stash the rest somewhere else.  Car went up in the gunfight.
we'll torch the bases, how's that?	Torch it?!
i do.  it's little shit like that sends people to jail! we have to cover all the bases if we're going to pull this!	All right we will.
maybe.  who cares?	I do.  It's little shit like that sends people to jail! We have to cover all the bases if we're going to pull this!
all right hold on!  lemme think...  shit, did you touch the car?	Maybe.  Who cares?
at the expense of six people.	They killed themselves.  Besides, they were breaking the law.  What they were doing was wrong!  Whatsamatter Booth, don't you believe in miracles?
that's right!	At the expense of six people.
oh so god's like western union and he just dropped us a couple million bucks?	That's right!
it's no accident we stumbled on this money.  it's an answer to a prayer!  every night and every day i've prayed that god would just -- help me out a little, give me a little push.  tonight my prayer came true.	Oh so God's like Western Union and he just dropped us a couple million bucks?
because...i know.	It's no accident we stumbled on this money.  It's an answer to a prayer!  Every night and every day I've prayed that God would just -- help me out a little, give me a little push.  Tonight my prayer came true.
what makes you so sure?	Because...I know.
i'll worry about that when it happens and if it happens, and it's not gonna happen!	What makes you so sure?
it's going to go bigger than that. could you stare someone straight in the face and lie about it?	I'll worry about that when it happens and if it happens, and it's not gonna happen!
who's going to question us? dwayne?  jesse?	It's going to go bigger than that. Could you stare someone straight in the face and lie about it?
suppose someone knows about the money?  they're bound to ask questions.	Who's going to question us? Dwayne?  Jesse?
we would never have to worry about money -- ever again, jesus!	Suppose someone knows about the money?  They're bound to ask questions.
i told trudy we were coming down this way, that's why!	We'll figure something out.
why?	I told Trudy we were coming down this way, that's why!
it won't work.	Why?
hell, it won't be us!	It won't work.
well someone's gonna find them.	Hell, it won't be us!
come on booth!  look at these scumbags around us.  who's going to know what happened!  let's take it and get out of here!	Well someone's gonna find them.
we don't know that.	Come on Booth!  Look at these scumbags around us.  Who's going to know what happened!  Let's take it and get out of here!
robbed a bank, c'mon!  don't you think we would have heard if one, two --  shit i don't know how many were at large!  don't you think there would be a bulletin?  this is a big ass drug deal!	We don't know that.
we don't know whose money it is!  they might have robbed a bank, who knows?	Robbed a bank, c'mon!  Don't you think we would have heard if one, two --  shit I don't know how many were at large!  Don't you think there would be a bulletin?  This is a big ass drug deal!
look around you partner!  you said yourself you never saw anything like it.	We don't know whose money it is!  They might have robbed a bank, who knows?
no.  we can't.	Look around you partner!  You said yourself you never saw anything like it.
why?  are you kidding me?	No.  We can't.
call it in i guess.  why?	Why?  Are you kidding me?
what do you mean what are we going to do?	I mean -- Earl grabs Booth's arm --
what are we going to do?	What do you mean what are we going to do?
there must be over a million dollars in here.	Shit, more than that.
ten thousand right here.	There must be over a million dollars in here.
what the hell...	They're out of towners... Arizona plates...
i probably would have.  i guess the clues damn near before everyone.	That's what everyone thinks.  But according to him, when it's the real thing, it's quite an intimidatin' environment in which to concentrate.
oh, you would have done great.	I probably would have.  I guess the clues damn near before everyone.
never heard of it.	Oh, you would have done great.
cash and carry, you know, fdr, world war two...	Never heard of it.
cash and what?	Cash and Carry, you know, FDR, World War two...
he would have won more but he blew it at the end.  didn't know what cash and carry was.	Cash and what?
seven thousand...	He would have won more but he blew it at the end.  Didn't know what Cash and Carry was.
yeah...i remember my brother-in-law gary, the wheel watcher.  he finally got on the show and won seven thousand dollars!  plus some leather furniture. do you think i saw any of that?  his excuse was the government got it all.	Seven thousand...
i hear you.	Yeah...I remember my brother-in-law Gary, the wheel watcher.  He finally got on the show and won seven thousand dollars!  Plus some leather furniture. Do you think I saw any of that?  His excuse was the government got it all.
i would have asked my sister, but its better to leave family out, always leads to trouble.	I hear you.
well i hope so.  that pretty much cleaned me out.	I would have asked my sister, but its better to leave family out, always leads to trouble.
thanks for the loan, man.  i'll have it in a few days, i promise.	Well I hope so.  That pretty much cleaned me out.
the horniest dog in nevada.	Thanks for the loan, man.  I'll have it in a few days, I promise.
how old is otis anyhow, thirty?	The horniest dog in Nevada.
don't spend it all in one place.	I knew you'd come through. Jesse observes the transaction Booth and Earl start to leave.
sure thing, and --	Don't spend it all in one place.
ready to roll, partner?	Sure thing, and --
okay! it's under my desk!!  taped to the bottom side!!!	What are you doing, Earl?
whoa, earl!	OKAY! IT'S UNDER MY DESK!!  TAPED TO THE BOTTOM SIDE!!!
shut up, jesse.	HELLLLLP!!!!
you're only screwing yourselves over!  helllllp!  helllllp!  somebody!!!	Shut up, Jesse.
don't have much choice, jesse. you saw to that!	You're only screwing yourselves over!  Helllllp!  HELLLLLP!  SOMEBODY!!!
come on, booth.  don't let him do this!!!	Don't have much choice, Jesse. You saw to that!
you don't expect us to believe that do you?	You better believe it if you know what's good for you!
i was beginning to think you weren't going to show.  that can't be all of it.	No.  It's not.
just take it in stride.	I'm not gonna take --  I'm not gonna take it in stride.  I had a good run turn to shit on me like that -  cleaned me out.
well i don't know what's going to happen next -- she's pressing this, another interrogation, another problem.	Just take it in stride.
none of us like it!	Well I don't know what's going to happen next -- she's pressing this, another interrogation, another problem.
i don't like getting grilled by that dea bitch, i don't like taking that kind of heat!	None of us like it!
what are you proposing?	I want my share. All of it.
there's going to have to be a change in our arrangement.	What are you proposing?
two thousand...	By Friday.
i understand your logic, booth, but i don't think...two thousand's going to raise any eyebrows, do you?	Two thousand...
how much?	I understand your logic, Booth, but I don't think...two thousand's going to raise any eyebrows, do you?
ok...i'll wait.  for now. but i'm going to need a little advance, to oil the wheels, so to speak.	How much?
that's the deal.  if you don't like it, forget it, no one wins.	Ok...I'll wait.  For now. But I'm going to need a little advance, to oil the wheels, so to speak.
well, i don't know...	That's the deal.  If you don't like it, forget it, no one wins.
we're going to wait.  all of us, until everything dies down.	Well, I don't know...
i'm all ears.	We're going to wait.  All of us, until everything dies down.
all right, jesse, we'll play it your way, under one condition.	I'm all ears.
besides, i'm not stupid, earl. the tape was a basic maxell d-80.  you can buy 'em at any store.  there's no way they can pin anything on me.	All right, Jesse, we'll play it your way, under one condition.
what's your offer, jesse?	My offer?  Well I'd say it's a fair one, like I said we're friends.  All I want is my share, which I guess is...
listen earl.  i covered for you. for both of you.  i put my ass on the line to save yours, so don't pull a hostile tone with me!	What's your offer, Jesse?
why don't you get to the point.	My point, well...
you gentlemen look like you're about to toss your collective cookies.	Why don't you get to the point.
yeah?  so?	It's odd.  I don't know how Denning had the time, or the ability to buy something local, based on his situation.
what's that?	Denning was wearing a bug.
well, we have one lead and that's what i'm looking into next.	What's that?
you mean that guy was an agent?	Yes.  Wife and a kid.  Don't blame yourself, Deputy.  You did all you could.  You have our deepest gratitude...and my personal thanks.
normally we would have tracked him with a wiretap, but it was standard for him to occasionally drop out when working with these guys. the last we heard from him was two days ago.	You mean that guy was an agent?
could it have been in the mercedes?	Maybe.  That's where it was during Denning's last report.
no.  why?	Because someone may have gotten away.
thank you.  now, do you remember seeing any vehicles traveling near the site, on your way to or from?	No.  Why?
how are ya?	Hello.
sally, do you love me?	You know I do.
i don't believe it.	I swear to you, it's true...
things just got a little screwed up, that's all.	I don't believe it.
do you wanna tell me what that was all about?	Yeah.  I want to tell you everything.
yeah, i guess you're right.  it's just...all so sudden...	Yeah, it is...
we'll meet new people. you might have friends out there you never met.	Yeah, I guess you're right.  It's just...all so sudden...
i don't know.  my friends...	We'll meet new people. You might have friends out there you never met.
sally there's a whole world out there.  we can have a new home. a real home, not some tin-plated dump.  what are you giving up?	I don't know.  My friends...
i'm not sure why.  it's just, i've never been anywhere else...	Sally there's a whole world out there.  We can have a new home. A real home, not some tin-plated dump.  What are you giving up?
why does that bother you?	I'm not sure why.  It's just, I've never been anywhere else...
can you rely on how much they said you'd get?	It'll be more than enough.  We can get out of here...
shouldn't be long.  a couple of weeks maybe.	Can you rely on how much they said you'd get?
when do you expect this inheritance stuff to be straightened out?	Shouldn't be long.  A couple of weeks maybe.
i'll be there for you.  he won't try anything while i'm there.  i promise.  i'll protect you.	When do you expect this inheritance stuff to be straightened out?
i don't know, booth.	I'll be there for you.  He won't try anything while I'm there.  I promise.  I'll protect you.
i'm going to quit.  that's what has to happen first.  then we're going to tell him.	I don't know, Booth.
how are we going to do all this?	I'm going to quit.  That's what has to happen first.  Then we're going to tell him.
a satellite dish?	Well I was just throwing out ideas...
i love you sally.	I love you.
so do i.	I love you Sally.
we'd... i don't know...go to california, new york, maybe a house on a swiss mountainside...	It'd have to be Switzerland to make sure Dwayne never finds us.
i hate it when you talk like this.  go on.	We'd... I don't know...go to California, New York, maybe a house on a Swiss mountainside...
let's just get out of here, get out of this -- place.  we'll drop out, get a house have some kids, get a satellite dish...	I hate it when you talk like this.  Go on.
it doesn't matter...he's next to you.  you know, i always say to myself, you should have left him years ago. why didn't you?	I used to think he was something, once...  I was eighteen, I didn't know any better, and he had something steady to offer.
he doesn't slobber, he just snores. and i told you we haven't...done anything in over a year.	It doesn't matter...he's next to you.  You know, I always say to myself, you should have left him years ago. Why didn't you?
every night i think about you sleeping with him, him slobbering all over you.	He doesn't slobber, he just snores. And I told you we haven't...done anything in over a year.
i know.	Every night I think about you sleeping with him, him slobbering all over you.
dammit, i'm so sick of this.	I know.
let's hope so. sally if he asks me again, i'm gonna tell him i returned it all.	Dammit, I'm so sick of this.
it's ok, booth, it's no big deal.	Let's hope so. SALLY If he asks me again, I'm gonna tell him I returned it all.
great...	It's OK, Booth, it's no big deal.
he started digging through my closet, something he never does.	Great...
how the hell did he find it?	He started digging through my closet, something he never does.
i told him i bought the lingerie, as a surprise.  i don't think he suspects anything, but now you know, if he mentions it.	How the hell did he find it?
you're worth every last penny.	Well, I can't let you down now, can I?
and i'd end up a widow in two ways.  let's forget it.  i'll just be a little more careful next time.	There isn't gonna be a next time. We're gonna get out of here.
and i'd take it out on him.	And I'd end up a widow in two ways.  Let's forget it.  I'll just be a little more careful next time.
let's not get into this again. i know him.  if you said something, he'd take it out on me.	And I'd take it out on him.
booth.  don't.  it's nothing. it's not worth it.  remember what happened the last time?	Let's not get into this again. I know him.  If you said something, he'd take it out on me.
that son of a bitch.	Booth.  Don't.  It's nothing. It's not worth it.  Remember what happened the last time?
he's not, he's...	That son of a bitch.
like hell it's over.  you told me he wasn't doing this anymore.	He's not, he's...
dwayne got a little tipsy is all. he doesn't handle pressure well.  it's over.	Like hell it's over.  You told me he wasn't doing this anymore.
nothing happened?	Dwayne got a little tipsy is all. He doesn't handle pressure well.  It's over.
what happened to your cheek? sally oh i...nothing...	Nothing happened?
you got me something?  what's the occasion?	You deserve it is the occasion.
i'm in here.	You got me something?  What's the occasion?
sally?  i was beginning to think he wasn't gonna leave.	I'm in here.
ok.  i love you.	I love you too.
i'm just tired is all.  i'll see you tonight ok baby?	OK.  I love you.
yeah i'm fine.	I'm just tired is all.  I'll see you tonight OK baby?
are you sure you're ok?	Yeah I'm fine.
ok.	Are you sure you're OK?
oh.  you coming by tonight?	OK.
nothing's wrong.	Oh.  You coming by tonight?
nothing.	Nothing's wrong.
what's wrong?	Nothing.
i know.	What's wrong?
it was all over the local news. dwayne was there, acting all official.	I know.
yeah.	It was all over the local news. Dwayne was there, acting all official.
heard you had quite a night.	Yeah.
hi.	Heard you had quite a night.
hi.	Hi.
get a room in a nice hotel for a few hours...	I might have to look into that...
has he?	No.  But he would, probably.
ah hell, he'd do the same for me.	Has he?
he's irresponsible.	Ah hell, he'd do the same for me.
well, not that i wouldn't sugar bun but earl's in a bind.  they're going to take his car.	He's irresponsible.
there's an atm on speedwell avenue.	Yeah but I need to take out four hundred dollars and the ATM will only give me three.
i gotta take some money out, that's what for.	There's an ATM on Speedwell Avenue.
what for?	I gotta take some money out, that's what for.
i have to go to the bank before it closes.	What for?
a week ago, at most.	Thanks for your time.
be more specific.  a month, a week...	A week ago, at most.
i don't remember.  we get a lot of people in here.	Could it have been this?
what did he buy?	I don't remember.  We get a lot of people in here.
yeah, i've seen him.	What did he buy?
what is this?  don't be stupid man...	First you question my integrity, then you call me stupid...  ...that hurts, son.
what?	Am I speaking English here?  How-about-you-give-us-what-you- have-and-leave?
how about you give us what you have and leave.	What?
and what's that?	How about you give us what you have and leave.
i have a better plan.	And what's that?
what?	I have a better plan.
i have a better plan.  you want to hear it?	What?
you didn't answer my question. are you saying my word is of no value to you?	You said that, I didn't.
business is business.  now where the hell is it?  i wanna get out of here.  that's the plan, we're just flunkies, you know what i'm saying?	You didn't answer my question. Are you saying my word is of no value to you?
yeah.	Sounds like you don't trust me.
test the product?	Yeah.
what do you think about all this?	Hell, I don't know.  If I had some input I'd offer it up.
i don't know.	This just might be our ticket!
what makes you say that?	We had hounds down at the scene, the footprint trail was a bust. And there were no other tire tracks in the vicinity.
why?	Cause we got footprints leading into that brush, I want to see where it leads...  Jesus, seven dead.  I'll tell you I've never seen carnage like this in all my seventeen years of sheriffing these parts.  I don't like it.  Not in my jurisdiction.
don't worry the real men are in charge now.	Speaking of which that reminds me I have to bring something home or eat Sally's meatloaf again, and I don't think I could stand that.
all right, deputies, take care, don't let your meat loaf.	Don't worry the real men are in charge now.
ok...this is good.  our first solid lead.	Did you say After Midnight?
dwayne...  it is imperative that we keep this confidential. now we know someone's out there.  very close. it may even be the son of a bitch that killed my partner.	Fine.  The information doesn't leave this room.
dwayne.	Dwayne...  It is imperative that we keep this confidential. Now we know someone's out there.  Very close. It may even be the son of a bitch that killed my partner.
sheriff hogan --	Dwayne.
well yes i understand that, we don't want them high-tailing it out of here.	Sheriff Hogan --
well you can understand why we didn't say anything.  if word got out that we had a track on the money it would only work against us.	Well yes I understand that, we don't want them high-tailing it out of here.
have you known this all along?	Well you can understand why we didn't say anything.  If word got out that we had a track on the money it would only work against us.
we don't know.  whoever got this payload together has one hell of a laundering system.	Have you known this all along?
hell no. besides i'm just a radio call away if something happens. i feel i should keep abreast of what happens, seeing it's my jurisdiction and all.	Mm-hmm...
don't you have to be here?	Hell no. besides I'm just a radio call away if something happens. I feel I should keep abreast of what happens, seeing it's my jurisdiction and all.
maybe i should come along.	Don't you have to be here?
oh that was agent wallace.  we're going to check into something.	Maybe I should come along.
why would someone do that?	Because they don't want anyone to hear what's on it, obviously.
well, unfortunately denning's not here to tell us, but i would say someone got their hands on that tape and switched it.	Why would someone do that?
what are you getting at?	Well, unfortunately Denning's not here to tell us, but I would say someone got their hands on that tape and switched it.
maybe.  maybe not.	What are you getting at?
uh, no...	Don't you think I would have told you that!
well we'd like to help you in any way we can.  we're all in this together, as law enforcement officers.	We appreciate that.
well nothing audible to us.  maybe the lab can pick something up.	Damn! MARTIN I'm sorry to have dragged you all the way down here for that.  I thought maybe it would help. Booth lets out an inaudible deep breath -- Earl immediately plays up to Martin, clearly relieved --
yeah.  i told him i'd be there before five.	Excellent. I'll go down with you.
that's news to me.  so it's over at jesse's office?	Yeah.  I told him I'd be there before five.
he kept a recording of all such transactions in order to keep track of who's who, what was said, what's happening.  i contacted your local coroner, and he found it taped to his back.	That's news to me.  So it's over at Jesse's office?
i guess we can get started.	I wanted to ask you some questions about last night.
yeah, racy stuff, you know the kind, right?	Sure... DISSOLVE TO EXT HOGAN HOUSE -- NIGHT
lingerie...	Yeah, racy stuff, you know the kind, right?
not exactly.  it's some lingerie store on the strip.	Lingerie...
what the hell is that, some kind of porno store or something?	Not exactly.  It's some lingerie store on the strip.
yeah.	What the hell is that, some kind of porno store or something?
some of it.  denning only handled a small portion of the total, but it looks like this was one of his bills.	So there was money there!  Who the hell's money is it?!
is this marked money, or what?	Some of it.  Denning only handled a small portion of the total, but it looks like this was one of his bills.
mr. curtis called us this afternoon. the bills arrived at this branch from a cash drop.  came through a store called after midnight.  there's only four employees, none of them can tell us who passed them.	Is this marked money, or what?
a lot of men come in here?	Oh yeah.  Between here and Vegas we get a lot of customers.  All types.  Even had an officer, just like you.
oh, that's ok, a lot of men feel uncomfortable when they come in here.	A lot of men come in here?
i'm just not very good...with all of this stuff.	Oh, that's ok, a lot of men feel uncomfortable when they come in here.
sure.	I'm just not very good...with all of this stuff.
well...i should have done a little homework, getting all the sizes, and what not.	Sure.
no i don't.  you sure you havent seen her?	Well...I should have done a little homework, getting all the sizes, and what not.
do you know...34 c?  32 c?	No I don't.  You sure you havent seen her?
yeah i'd say c...c.	Do you know...34 C?  32 C?
c?	Yeah I'd say C...C.
uh...c?	C?
let's see...do you know her cup size?	Uh...C?
oh.	Let's see...do you know her cup size?
no, i can't say that i have.	Oh.
shopping here?	No, I can't say that I have.
have i seen her?	Shopping here?
i don't suppose you've seen her.	Have I seen her?
hmmm...	I don't suppose you've seen her.
yeah, she is.  she comes up to about here on me.	Hmmm...
sixty five...  jeez louise!	We are having a sale on some items over here --
anything...specific?	Well I don't know...
i have an anniversary coming up, thought i'd buy her something special.	Anything...specific?
well i just uh, you know...	I have an anniversary coming up, thought I'd buy her something special.
anything i can help you with?	Well I just uh, you know...
hi.	Anything I can help you with?
hello.	Hi.
you walked in here looking like you just ate a shit sandwich.	Well, I just got a lot of things on my mind is all.
no.  something wrong with you dwayne?	You walked in here looking like you just ate a shit sandwich.
something wrong, jesse?	No.  Something wrong with you Dwayne?
nice of you to join us.  i did say three o'clock, didn't i?	Well I'm here now.
i  have complete faith in you. but don't you go speeding.	Yeah...see you at three.
i'll do my best...that doesn't give me much time.	I  have complete faith in you. But don't you go speeding.
so be here at three.	I'll do my best...that doesn't give me much time.
uh, sure.  i hear you.	So be here at three.
well they really didn't go into any details on the phone, but they did ask for you, and i figure we should try to help them out as best we can.	Uh, sure.  I hear you.
about what?	Well they really didn't go into any details on the phone, but they did ask for you, and I figure we should try to help them out as best we can.
well, we got the dea coming down here again, i don't know, sounds to me like they got some more questions they want to ask us.	About what?
why?	Well, we got the DEA coming down here again, I don't know, sounds to me like they got some more questions they want to ask us.
vegas!  can you hightail it back here by three o'clock?	Why?
i'm at a payphone in vegas.  what's up?	Vegas!  Can you hightail it back here by three o'clock?
yeah whaddya want?.	I'm at a payphone in Vegas.  What's up?
jesse?	Yeah whaddya want?.
she's not his type.	Yeah.  That's all I need, to become one of your in-laws.
do you even have a girlfriend, jesse?	Sort of.
aw, now thats gonna take time to clear!	Take it or leave it.
dammit youre persistent.  i dont want to listen to this anymore.  no more bets with you.	Aw, now thats gonna take time to clear!
no.  but what i would like is the forty dollars you owe me, and im a busy man.	Dammit youre persistent.  I dont want to listen to this anymore.  No more bets with you.
all right youre the super sleuth, what do you want, a medal?	No.  But what I would like is the forty dollars you owe me, and Im a busy man.
very clumsy, very clumsy.  id have found it in a minute.	All right youre the super sleuth, what do you want, a medal?
damn its hot in here...	He probably figured she was on her way out anyhow, no drugs in her system, no foul play.
i mean at least pick a more discreet place, the scalp, under the armpit, under the tongue, someplace where the trained eye wont immediately look.	Damn its hot in here...
just goes to show you.	I mean at least pick a more discreet place, the scalp, under the armpit, under the tongue, someplace where the trained eye wont immediately look.
dwayne please calm down!	Calm down --
dwayne -	You'd do this to me!
you'd do this to me?!	Dwayne -
shut up!!!  slut!!!	You'd do this to me?!
dwayne put the gun down --	Shut up!!!  Slut!!!
you shut your mouth you son of a bitch!	Dwayne put the gun down --
save me the sermon.  i've heard it all before, it's boring.	It certainly is...
no, dwayne, you go ahead and relax, have a six pack and fall asleep in front of the tv, and come upstairs and pass out.  and do it all over again tomorrow!	Save me the sermon.  I've heard it all before, it's boring.
look i worked all day, i'm tired as hell and i want to sit and eat in peace!  is that asking too much?	No, Dwayne, you go ahead and relax, have a six pack and fall asleep in front of the TV, and come upstairs and pass out.  And do it all over again tomorrow!
whatever...	Look I worked all day, I'm tired as hell and I want to sit and eat in peace!  Is that asking too much?
yeah let's hear about your day.	Well I got the tires rotated, I went shopping, and I made dinner.
don't you want to hear about my day?	Yeah let's hear about your day.
just trying to be civil dwayne.	Don't you want to hear about my day?
well you might as well say it. mister small time...	Just trying to be civil Dwayne.
i didn't say that.  you did.	Well you might as well say it. Mister Small Time...
suppose i'm not exciting enough for you.	I didn't say that.  You did.
not much to tell.  nothing really happened.	That hasn't stopped you before.
nothing.  nothing's the matter. sally aren't you going to tell how your day went?	Not much to tell.  Nothing really happened.
i'm saying you're about as romantic as a bag of sand.	Watch that.  Watch that tone.
what are you saying?	I'm saying you're about as romantic as a bag of sand.
it was going to be a surprise!	A surprise huh?  Well I don't like any surprises, especially if I'm forking over the loot for them!
i can't hear a word you're saying!	Forget it.
where's the hot back -- the therapeutic pad thing?	I can't hear a word you're saying!
what?	Where's the hot back -- the therapeutic pad thing?
hey where's the hot pad?	What?
what's this?	I don't know...
easy to purchase, hard to detect. too much potassium can kill a man.  just have to...pick a discreet spot.	Stop!  Stop!  I don't need the money.  You can have it all.
we gotta, jesse.  it's tough, but you didn't leave us any choice.  we gotta know where the tapes are.	Easy to purchase, hard to detect. Too much potassium can kill a man.  Just have to...pick a discreet spot.
don't hurt me.	We gotta, Jesse.  It's tough, but you didn't leave us any choice.  We gotta know where the tapes are.
i don't suppose you'll tell us where the tape is.	Well it's not here -- you're wasting your time and you're pissing me off!
we're gonna talk.	I don't suppose you'll tell us where the tape is.
what the hell are you doing, you crazy some bitches --	We're gonna talk.
you're never getting that much.	I think I am.
you want to see how more unglued i can get?  try me.	You're never getting that much.
so i want the money and i want it now.	Well you can't have it.
oh jesus christ...	So I want the money and I want it now.
i was on a roll!  im a little overextended now.	Oh Jesus Christ...
what do you mean?  you gambled it?	I was on a roll!  Im a little overextended now.
well you're not getting, either.	Listen -
i'm not asking.	Well you're not getting, either.
what?	Just do it!  Meet me there, now.
meet me at the tumbleweed diner.	What?
we're out of here.	Right behind you.
and if we refuse?  your tampering with evidence isn't exactly a misdemeanor, did you ever consider that?	True, but neither is attempted murder. In fact I'd say that's considerably worse, wouldn't you, Earl?
i'll settle for a third of that.	And if we refuse?  Your tampering with evidence isn't exactly a misdemeanor, did you ever consider that?
hey we're all friends, right? friends don't squeal on friends, that's not what jesse segundo is all about.	Then what the hell are you all about?
thank you honey.  are you sure you don't want it?	Absolutely positively.
well i don't know --	You've done without it long enough, ma.
ah, hell i'll get one soon enough.  besides, i want you to have it.	Well I don't know --
don't you want it?	Ah, hell I'll get one soon enough.  Besides, I want you to have it.
yeah.  figured you could have it.	Don't you want it?
this whole place?	Yeah.  Figured you could have it.
yep, fifteen thousand btu's, enough to cool off this whole place.	This whole place?
that's great earl!	Yep, fifteen thousand BTU's, enough to cool off this whole place.
and not just any air conditioner. this baby sells for over six hundred dollars retail.	That's great Earl!
well what do you know!  an air conditioner.	And not just any air conditioner. This baby sells for over six hundred dollars retail.
and what happened?	Well basically I forgot about it, you know, you never win these things, but this time, well...
there was this raffle going on at the station, some charity or church was running it, i forget, so i figure what the hell put in my five bucks...	And what happened?
yeah sure i'll grab something before i go...  hey -- i've got a surprise.	You do?
are you hungry?	Yeah sure I'll grab something before I go...  Hey -- I've got a surprise.
at least around here it does.	Are you hungry?
i tell you this world just keeps getting more and more violent.	At least around here it does.
nope. if you're a criminal you don't carry id, and if you do you're a damn fool.	I tell you this world just keeps getting more and more violent.
did they ever find out who they were?	Nope. If you're a criminal you don't carry ID, and if you do you're a damn fool.
it was pretty gory ma, let me tell you.  but you have to turn all that off, and do your job, just like pop used to say.	Did they ever find out who they were?
people have been asking me about that story in the paper.  i told them you were the first person on the scene.  they were asking me for all the details.	It was pretty gory ma, let me tell you.  But you have to turn all that off, and do your job, just like pop used to say.
well, same ol' same ol'.	People have been asking me about that story in the paper.  I told them you were the first person on the scene.  They were asking me for all the details.
how's work?	Well, same ol' same ol'.
yeah.	How's work?
is that the mail?	Yeah.
i was in the neighborhood.	Is that the mail?
i didn't know you were coming.	I was in the neighborhood.
hi.	I didn't know you were coming.
hi ma.	Hi.
i'm not getting an answer.	Not getting an answer?  For Christ's sake!  Call 911!  Let's get it locked down here!
this isn't right...	I'm not getting an answer.
yeah.	What do you think?  Heart attack?
you think he skipped town?	We're going to find out.
i knew it, i knew it all along - shit!	You think he skipped town?
he didn't make it into work, and he's not home.	I knew it, I knew it all along - shit!
no, it doesn't.  neither does his blank tape.  any news on that?	We're doing a check on the manufacturers' serial number, see if there were other defective tapes in the bunch.  What's your take on these local boys?  Are they providing any answers?
i don't know how else you'd explain it.  the coroner's estimated time of death for everyone there was long before this fire started, unless of course denning started it, and that doesn't make much sense.	No, it doesn't.  Neither does his blank tape.  Any news on that?
so someone did get away.	I don't know how else you'd explain it.  The coroner's estimated time of death for everyone there was long before this fire started, unless of course Denning started it, and that doesn't make much sense.
that fire was set.  deliberately. and probably not by anyone found at the scene.	So someone did get away.
yeah, we did.  it was unleaded, high octane.	So...what's the good news?
that doesn't tell us much. did you run a check on the gas like i told you?	Yeah, we did.  It was unleaded, high octane.
not in the trunk.	That doesn't tell us much. Did you run a check on the gas like I told you?
there was more than that.	Not in the trunk.
but nowhere near three million dollars worth.  i would say maybe twenty thousand.	There was more than that.
money.	But nowhere near three million dollars worth.  I would say maybe twenty thousand.
anything in it?	Money.
we retrieved a few things from the trunk, including a steamer trunk, or the remnants of a trunk, the brass clips and so forth.	Anything in it?
give me the bad news.	We retrieved a few things from the trunk, including a steamer trunk, or the remnants of a trunk, the brass clips and so forth.
you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news?	Give me the bad news.
no, carter.  the reason i'm screwed is because the entire department is about to find out the stolen credit cards we impounded were used to buy two first class upgrades to hong kong.  and what the hell is heaven on earth?	Sir, I'm working on a big case over here -- and by the time I get back they're gonna make you Governor.  Captain, you there?  Hello?  Shit!
is it because of the hookers, sir?  you tell them there's no crime in being lonely.	No, Carter.  The reason I'm screwed is because the entire department is about to find out the stolen credit cards we impounded were used to buy two first class upgrades to Hong Kong.  And what the hell is Heaven on Earth?
i've waited my whole life for this job, but i don't have a shot in hell of getting it.  do you know why?	Is it because of the hookers, sir?  You tell them there's no crime in being lonely.
two hundred cops?  was mario sanchez there?  he owes me money.	I've waited my whole life for this job, but I don't have a shot in hell of getting it.  Do you know why?
do you know what happened yesterday, carter?  i was officially nominated for the commissioner's post for the lapd. there was a dinner last night, two hundred lapd officers were there.	Two hundred cops?  Was Mario Sanchez there?  He owes me money.
did i say dinner?  i meant diner. biscuits and gravy, you love that shit.	Do you know what happened yesterday, Carter?  I was officially nominated for the Commissioner's post for the LAPD. There was a dinner last night, two hundred LAPD officers were there.
it's nine-thirty in the morning.	Did I say dinner?  I meant diner. Biscuits and gravy, you love that shit.
hong kong?  i'm not in hong kong.  i'm in hollywood -- right at sunset and vine, two minutes from the station.  how about i pick you up right now and take you to dinner?	It's nine-thirty in the morning.
is it true, carter?  are you in hong kong right now?	Hong Kong?  I'm not in Hong Kong.  I'm in Hollywood -- right at Sunset and Vine, two minutes from the station.  How about I pick you up right now and take you to dinner?
winner!  four, winner!	I'm up a hundred and fifty-grand. That's a Ferrari.  Do they sell those here in the gift shop?  Somebody cash me out!
two-hundred thousand!	Two-hundred thousand dollars?  Who wants a hundred dollars?
how much is that?	Two-hundred thousand!
winner six!	How much is that?
no, sir.	Everyone else at the table has thousand dollar chips, but the black man gets the nickel, is that it?  Did my people survive two-hundred years of slavery so you could send us back to the cotton fields with five-hundred dollar chips? Do I look like Chicken George to you?
you assumed a brother coming in here can only afford five-hundred dollars a roll, is that right?  are you a racist?	No, sir.
no, i just assumed...	You assumed a brother coming in here can only afford five-hundred dollars a roll, is that right?  Are you a racist?
did you give me five-hundred dollar chips because i'm black?	No, I just assumed...
those are five hundred dollar chips.	Did you give me five-hundred dollar chips because I'm black?
what the hell is that?	Those are five hundred dollar chips.
last party all he wanted was sting -- not one person danced.  tonight i'm doing superfreak, i don't care what he says.  where is he?	Mr. Tan is not to be disturbed by the help.
wait.	Last party all he wanted was Sting -- not one person danced.  Tonight I'm doing Superfreak, I don't care what he says.  Where is he?
i got held up at a wedding in tai koo. ricky here yet, i need to get his requests.	Wait.
the band has been playing over an hour.	I got held up at a wedding in Tai Koo. Ricky here yet, I need to get his requests.
i'm with the band.  i'm the lead singer.	The band has been playing over an hour.
invitation, please.	I'm with the band.  I'm the lead singer.
i knew it.  the guy's name is zing.  he works at the kitchen at reign plaza.	All right, Kenny.  Thanks.  You're off the hook.  For now.
what?	One of my regulars lost fifty thousand dollars at the table here last week.  I was about to send my boys down to tune his ass up, when the guy comes in and pays off the whole thing.  Including the vig -- brand new sequential hundred dollar bills.  I knew something was wrong.  Cause this guy's got a regular job, no way he comes up with fifty grand in cash. But I tested the bills, infrared.  The whole thing.  And they checked out. 100%.
yeah.  we already been there.  this is big, kenny.  benjamins.  secret service calls 'em superbills.  banks can't even tell the difference.	What?
i know teddy wu is cranking out a pretty good double sawbuck -- but you knew that too, didn't you?	Yeah.  We already been there.  This is big, Kenny.  Benjamins.  Secret Service calls 'em superbills.  Banks can't even tell the difference.
so tell me what you know.	I know Teddy Wu is cranking out a pretty good double sawbuck -- but you knew that too, didn't you?
you've been asking loud questions in all the wrong places all morning.  how come you always save me for last, james? when are you gonna learn.  shit don't happen i don't know about.	So tell me what you know.
how'd you know?	You've been asking loud questions in all the wrong places all morning.  How come you always save me for last, James? When are you gonna learn.  Shit don't happen I don't know about.
is this about the funny money?	How'd you know?
look, i need some info and i don't have time to play around.	Is this about the funny money?
jail!?  james, you better back off. badge or no badge, i'll kick your ass.	I'd like to see you try.
little chang is gonna have to go visit his daddy in jail if you don't cooperate.	Jail!?  James, you better back off. Badge or no badge, I'll kick your ass.
james, you see my kids back there?  you know how much i'm paying for private school?  how can you come in here with this attitude, you being little chang's godfather?	Little Chang is gonna have to go visit his daddy in jail if you don't cooperate.
and i got mine, meaning you.  nice how that works out.  i'm serious this time, i'm closing this place down.	James, you see my kids back there?  You know how much I'm paying for private school?  How can you come in here with this attitude, you being little Chang's godfather?
i got my sources.	And I got mine, meaning you.  Nice how that works out.  I'm serious this time, I'm closing this place down.
what??  where'd you hear that?	I got my sources.
hear you got your ass kicked in hong kong, james.	What??  Where'd you hear that?
what the hell are they going to do with a hundred million dollars in funny money?	The real question is, where are the plates?  If we can find the plates, we can stop the whole operation.
they use an optical transfer ink from india that burns red -- the real ink burns black.	What the hell are they going to do with a hundred million dollars in funny money?
how're they getting into the u.s. mint to use the presses?	In 1959, the United States was very friendly with the Shah of Iran.  We wanted his oil, so for the Shah's birthday, the government gave him a gift -- a U.S. Treasury Intaglio press.  The only one to ever leave the country. Five years ago Ricky Tan bought that press on the black market.
it's much more than a counterfeit.  14 out of 15 world banks can't tell the difference.  the paper is crane linen blend -- and the bills are printed on u.s. intaglio presses.	How're they getting into the U.S. Mint to use the presses?
it's a myth.  some kind of counterfeit.	It's much more than a counterfeit.  14 out of 15 world banks can't tell the difference.  The paper is Crane linen blend -- and the bills are printed on U.S. Intaglio presses.
so what's your story?	They think I'm a crooked customs agent.
look, i've been working this case for months now...	So what's your story?
we need to get out of sight.  come down to my suite.	Look, I've been working this case for months now...
yeah, that's right.	We need to get out of sight.  Come down to my suite.
i'm an undercover agent for the united states secret service.	How do we know you're not lying?  Let me see your badge.
throw us in jail?  i'm about to bust you right now.	I'm an undercover agent for the United States Secret Service.
you see, no bomb.  now stay away before i throw you both in jail for obstruction.	Throw us in jail?  I'm about to bust you right now.
i'm sure, because this is my friend's yacht.  and it's his party.	Your friend's ship?  Oh, man.  I must've walked onto the wrong yacht.  I knew there was a reason my keys didn't work.
red dragon?  you sure about that?	I'm sure, because this is my friend's yacht.  And it's his party.
the s.s. minow johnson.  funny, the name on the back was "red dragon."	Red Dragon?  You sure about that?
called?  what's my ship called?  well...it's called the s.s. minnow johnson.	The S.S. Minow Johnson.  Funny, the name on the back was "Red Dragon."
well, i'm very tempted.  it's such a beautiful yacht.  what's it called?	Called?  What's my ship called?  Well...it's called the S.S. Minnow Johnson.
i don't want to play games with you, isabella.  i like you.  i can see myself with you -- in one of those bathrooms over there in about five minutes.	Well, I'm very tempted.  It's such a beautiful yacht.  What's it called?
el capitan?	I don't want to play games with you, Isabella.  I like you.  I can see myself with you -- in one of those bathrooms over there in about five minutes.
that's right.  i'm the owner, the captain -- you can call me el capitan.	El Capitan?
this is your ship?	That's right.  I'm the owner, the Captain -- you can call me El Capitan.
i'm sorry, you looked like you traveled in the best circles.  but hey, i understand.  make yourself at home, isabella.  champagne, caviar, whatever you want.  my ship is your ship.	This is your ship?
i don't think so.	I'm sorry, you looked like you traveled in the best circles.  But hey, I understand.  Make yourself at home, Isabella.  Champagne, caviar, whatever you want.  My ship is your ship.
san juan!  you must know my good friend pedro martinez hernandez hector elizondo.	I don't think so.
isabella molina, from san juan.  that seat is taken.	San Juan!  You must know my good friend Pedro Martinez Hernandez Hector Elizondo.
how you doing, baby?  my name is prince mubutu from nigeria.	Isabella Molina, from San Juan.  That seat is taken.
do you have it in you, lee?  or are you gonna spend the rest of your life hiding like your father?	C'mon, Lee.  He's going to jail.  You won, now just put the gun down.
would you like me to tell you how your father died?	Lee, you okay?
could you have your partner wait for us outside?	I ain't his partner, I'm a tourist.  I got proof.  See, I got a mini-bar key.
it's no problem.  but i must excuse myself, inspector.	That's Chief Inspector, he got promoted.
i'd like to pay you for that laptop.	It's no problem.  But I must excuse myself, inspector.
i don't think so...	I'd like to pay you for that laptop.
let's go.  i've got girls and chicken and hot oil waiting for me.	I don't think so...
i know you, detective carter, right? you're lee's american friend.  enjoying your visit?	I'm Lee's new muscle, his right arm -- and don't let the robe fool you.  This is the only color they had left.  Now get up!
i said get on your feet!	I know you, Detective Carter, right? You're Lee's American friend.  Enjoying your visit?
i'm busy at the moment.	I said get on your feet!
oh yes, she's very nice.	She is nice.  But I am very tense.  I'm gonna need a lot of massages.  I'll take that one, too.  How you doin', baby? And...that one in pink.  She can do my feet.
any girl?  okay.  let's start with that one.	Oh yes, she's very nice.
you pick any girl for you and your friend.	Any girl?  Okay.  Let's start with that one.
no.  it's my first time.	You pick any girl for you and your friend.
you get massage from chinese girl before?	No.  It's my first time.
never leave home without it.  lee, this one's on me.  you save your money.	You get massage from Chinese girl before?
you bring american money?	Never leave home without it.  Lee, this one's on me.  You save your money.
that's right.	You bring American money?
oh, you american?	That's right.
you're right, you're a smart guy.  most counterfeiters only get ten cents on the dollar.  but this is an even swap.  pure genius.	You play games with me, Detective, and you'll lose every time.  Don't forget. The odds are always in favor of the house.
vegas has been my town for 30 years.  i crawled out from under the first rock. do you really think you can intimidate me here?	You're right, you're a smart guy.  Most counterfeiters only get ten cents on the dollar.  But this is an even swap.  Pure genius.
lemme ask you something, steven.  and i want the truth.  is there any way i can date your daughter?  just dinner and a movie, maybe go listen to some jazz...	Vegas has been my town for 30 years.  I crawled out from under the first rock. Do you really think you can intimidate me here?
detective carter, you always seem to show up where you don't belong.	Lemme ask you something, Steven.  And I want the truth.  Is there any way I can date your daughter?  Just dinner and a movie, maybe go listen to some jazz...
stevie, how's it going my man?  somebody get a picture, we can use it for a mug shot.	Detective Carter, you always seem to show up where you don't belong.
wait a second.  you're steven reign? you're big time.  you own all them big hotels.  what are you doing in hong kong?	I'm just in town for the weekend, taking in the sights.
i could use a little vacation.	Amen to that, brother.
some kung-pao?	I could use a little vacation.
a little mu-shu.	Some Kung-Pao?
the plaza hotel?	A little Mu-shu.
first class.	The Plaza Hotel?
new york city?	First class.
i always wanted to go to madison square garden.  see the knicks play.	New York City?
come on, lee.  stop being a cop for five minutes and live it up.  there must be something you want.	I always wanted to go to Madison Square Garden.  See the Knicks play.
this money is evidence.	Come on, Lee.  Stop being a cop for five minutes and live it up.  There must be something you want.
they owe us, man.  that's the least they can do.	This money is evidence.
it's okay, i got lots more.	They owe us, man.  That's the least they can do.
no, carter.  i can't take this.	It's okay, I got lots more.
about fifty grand.  i won it at the tables.	No, Carter.  I can't take this.
what is this?	About fifty grand.  I won it at the tables.
your father's badge?  no way, man.  i can't take this.	It's okay.  I can finally let it go.
i guess so.  thank you, carter.	You take care of yourself, Lee.
i'm this way.  i guess this is goodbye.	I guess so.  Thank you, Carter.
yes.	I'm this way.  I guess this is goodbye.
that your gate down there?	Yes.
she's going home to new york.  i need some ice.	That your gate down there?
i saw that.  she kissed you, didn't she? you played it cool, though.  walking away, never looking back.	She's going home to New York.  I need some ice.
we made it, man.	No problem.
lee, wait a second.  it's not worth it, man.  he's making you do this.	It's worth it to me.
carter...	Just GO!
you go after ricky.  i got this.	Carter...
what?!?!	We have to get to the Penthouse.
ricky tan is alive.	What?!?!
yes i did.  i said mmmmmm!	Ricky Tan is alive.
no you didn't!	Yes I did.  I said MMMMMM!
i did!	No you didn't!
why didn't you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?	I did!
lee!	MMMMMM!!!!
try to keep them busy for five minutes.	I'll give it my best shot.
i'll go to the craps table, make a big scene.  when security comes over, you make your move.	Try to keep them busy for five minutes.
wait a second.  there's guards all over the place.  you'll need a distraction.	I'll go to the craps table, make a big scene.  When security comes over, you make your move.
no.  i'm going to find out.	Wait a second.  There's guards all over the place.  You'll need a distraction.
isabella?  are you crazy, man?  she almost got us killed.  she's setting you up again!	No.  I'm going to find out.
it was isabella.  she says the plates are in the soft count room.	Isabella?  Are you crazy, man?  She almost got us killed.  She's setting you up again!
dancing?  i'm out here trying to strong arm steven reign, putting my life on the line, and you're up here dancing with some bimbo.  did she have a friend?	It was Isabella.  She says the plates are in the soft count room.
dancing?	Dancing?  I'm out here trying to strong arm Steven Reign, putting my life on the line, and you're up here dancing with some bimbo.  Did she have a friend?
lee, what the hell are you doing?	Dancing?
carter...here comes the rich white man.	Wait here.  I'll handle this.
buddha is the symbol of luck and good fortune.	Buddha is the symbol for fat and lazy. The man has the biggest tits in Asia.
that looks exactly like my uncle darrell.	Buddha is the symbol of luck and good fortune.
couple?  no, you got it wrong, there's no couple here.  just two single police officers working a very dangerous case.	Yes.  We have lots of big men chasing us.
what is mac out?	Follow me my Asian brother.
wait a second.  we can't go in like this.  look at this place, we gotta look fly.  we gotta mac out.	What is Mac out?
let's go.	Wait a second.  We can't go in like this.  Look at this place, we gotta look fly.  We gotta Mac out.
that was the name of ricky tan's boat.	Let's go.
red dragon.	That was the name of Ricky Tan's boat.
lee.  i just got an idea how someone could launder a hundred million dollars in cash.	Red Dragon.
vegas...	Lee.  I just got an idea how someone could launder a hundred million dollars in cash.
you could never kick my ass.  you mama's boy.	Don't you talk about my mama.  That's more like it.
oh no you don't.  don't you be getting corny on me, lee.  i'll kick your ass from here to compton.	You could never kick my ass.  You mama's boy.
you've been a good friend, james carter.	Oh no you don't.  Don't you be getting corny on me, Lee.  I'll kick your ass from here to Compton.
end of the line.	You've been a good friend, James Carter.
we're slowing down.  this must be it.	End of the line.
yes he did.  he also invented the bicycle.	Now that I believe.
no chinese man discovered electricity.	Yes he did.  He also invented the bicycle.
a chinese man discovered electricity.	No Chinese man discovered electricity.
benjamin franklin, he discovered electricity.	A Chinese man discovered electricity.
who's benjamin?	Benjamin Franklin, he discovered electricity.
hello, benjamin.	Who's Benjamin?
i'll remember that next time i'm fighting a box.	Hello, Benjamin.
it's focus.  every opponent has a weak spot.  you ignore everything around you, and put all your energy into one perfect strike.	I'll remember that next time I'm fighting a box.
very nice.	It's focus.  Every opponent has a weak spot.  You ignore everything around you, and put all your energy into one perfect strike.
they'll probably torture us first, shock our privates, then put two bullets in our eyes and one in the back of the head.	Go ahead.  Sing your ass off.
that depends.  how do the fu-cang-long usually kill their victims?	They'll probably torture us first, shock our privates, then put two bullets in our eyes and one in the back of the head.
i knew it.  what does she know.  you want me to sing something?	That depends.  How do the Fu-Cang-Long usually kill their victims?
as long as you're asking...i think you have a pretty good voice.	I knew it.  What does she know.  You want me to sing something?
forget it.  it doesn't matter.	As long as you're asking...I think you have a pretty good voice.
are you serious?	Forget it.  It doesn't matter.
tell me the truth, carter.  do you think i have a good voice?	Are you serious?
that's rough, man.  if i don't get steamed dumplings once a week, i go crazy.	Tell me the truth, Carter.  Do you think I have a good voice?
once in a while, steamed dumplings.  but only when she was drunk.	That's rough, man.  If I don't get steamed dumplings once a week, I go crazy.
steamed dumplings?	Once in a while, steamed dumplings.  But only when she was drunk.
no kung pao chicken.  never.	Steamed dumplings?
what about a little king pao chicken?	No kung pao chicken.  Never.
no mu-shu.	What about a little king pao chicken?
you're kidding.  no sex?  nothing?  no mu-shu?	No mu-shu.
there was no sex.  she was very traditional.  we were waiting until we were married.	You're kidding.  No sex?  Nothing?  No mu-shu?
how was the sex?	There was no sex.  She was very traditional.  We were waiting until we were married.
mind your own business.	How was the sex?
if she was the right girl, you'd be thinking about her.	Mind your own business.
no.	If she was the right girl, you'd be thinking about her.
you thinking about that girl that dumped you?	No.
fine by me.	You thinking about that girl that dumped you?
i think we should stop talking.	Fine by me.
i thought it might be like those five foot and under basketball leagues.  they don't let everybody in.	I think we should stop talking.
what's a chinese heaven?	I thought it might be like those five foot and under basketball leagues.  They don't let everybody in.
is it the same heaven, or is it a chinese heaven?	What's a Chinese heaven?
yes.  we have heaven.	Is it the same heaven, or is it a Chinese heaven?
i believe in heaven.  you people believe in heaven?	Yes.  We have heaven.
fine.	I believe in heaven.  You people believe in heaven?
i don't believe in reincarnation.  so i won't see you in the next world.	Fine.
see you in the next world.	I don't believe in reincarnation.  So I won't see you in the next world.
i won't talk to you, you don't talk to me.  we'll die in peace.	See you in the next world.
fine with me.	I won't talk to you, you don't talk to me.  We'll die in peace.
you got that right.  and we ain't brothers.  maybe we should just end this right here.	Fine with me.
well we're not friends.	You got that right.  And we ain't brothers.  Maybe we should just end this right here.
we are not partners.  between your daddy, my daddy, and the beating i just took, as far as i can tell all partners get you is dead.	Well we're not friends.
i'm not used to having a partner.	We are not partners.  Between your daddy, my daddy, and the beating I just took, as far as I can tell all partners get you is dead.
it doesn't matter.	I'm not used to having a partner.
why did you help me?	It doesn't matter.
i'm about to be killed and you "shhh" me!  this wasn't my case, lee.  ricky tan didn't kill my father, the fu-cang long are not in south central.  i didn't have to help you.	Why did you help me?
shhh, my head hurts.	I'm about to be killed and you "Shhh" me!  This wasn't my case, Lee.  Ricky Tan didn't kill my father, the Fu-Cang Long are not in South Central.  I didn't have to help you.
look, man i'm sorry.  i know you got a thing for her.	Shhh, my head hurts.
for how long?  face it, lee, she's playing both sides.	Look, man I'm sorry.  I know you got a thing for her.
she saved our lives.	For how long?  Face it, Lee, she's playing both sides.
what's the first thing i told you -- never trust nobody.  how could you fall for that shit?  i knew she was dirty.	She saved our lives.
are you okay?	What's the first thing I told you -- never trust nobody.  How could you fall for that shit?  I knew she was dirty.
i am not third world ugly.  women like me, they think i'm cute.  like snoopy.	Snoopy is about six inches taller than you.  I'm sorry, Lee, you never had a chance.
you're just jealous 'cos the girl picked me.  i'm tall, dark and handsome, you're third world ugly.	I am not third world ugly.  Women like me, they think I'm cute.  Like Snoopy.
she never even looked at you.	You're just jealous 'cos the girl picked me.  I'm tall, dark and handsome, you're third world ugly.
they don't know that.  what are they gonna do, try and shoot the president during the interview?  i'll bet isabella can pull some strings.  you saw the way she was staring at me.	She never even looked at you.
we both know you would never take a bullet for someone else.	They don't know that.  What are they gonna do, try and shoot the President during the interview?  I'll bet Isabella can pull some strings.  You saw the way she was staring at me.
secret service agent carter.  this is my calling, lee. give me six months and i'll be in washington protecting a white guy.	We both know you would never take a bullet for someone else.
let me see it again?	We can help you.  I'm a detective in Hong Kong.
i wouldn't do that!!!	It's a bomb.
get it out of here!	Take it!
there's people up here!	Get it out of here!
wait!  there's people down there!	There's people up here!
it's your turn!	I don't need a turn!
pick it up!	It's your turn!
i don't understand?	She's walking back towards the door.
no, i don't believe this shit -- it's a microphone.  lee, she's wired...	I don't understand?
what is it?	No, I don't believe this shit -- it's a microphone.  Lee, she's wired...
she's reaching into her panties -- something is strapped to her leg.  oh, god...please don't let it be a dick.	What is it?
what?	She's reaching into her panties -- something is strapped to her leg.  Oh, God...please don't let it be a dick.
wait a sec - what the hell is that between her legs?	What?
snoopy?  i love snoopy.	She just took her hair down.  Now she's going for the bra -- the clasp is in front -- she's using both hands.  You better get that ice.
skirt just came off.  she's in black bra and panties -- victoria secret spring catalogue, page 27 -- wait a sec - there's a tattoo on her left thigh... it looks like snoopy.	Snoopy?  I love Snoopy.
i don't want to hear this.	Skirt just came off.  She's in black bra and panties -- Victoria Secret Spring Catalogue, page 27 -- wait a sec - there's a tattoo on her left thigh... it looks like Snoopy.
oh, sweet glory hallelujah...	I don't want to hear this.
what's she doing?	Oh, sweet glory hallelujah...
gimme the binoculars or i will shoot you.	What's she doing?
no.  it's not right.	Gimme the binoculars or I will shoot you.
gimme the binoculars.	No.  It's not right.
she's getting undressed.	Gimme the binoculars.
what's going on?	She's getting undressed.
i'm gonna go in the hall and get a bucket of ice.  you want some ice?	What's going on?
hot?  i'm freezing my ass off.	I'm gonna go in the hall and get a bucket of ice.  You want some ice?
is it hot in here?	Hot?  I'm freezing my ass off.
nothing.  i said nothing.	Is it hot in here?
what did you say?	Nothing.  I said nothing.
slow down, baby.	What did you say?
i'll try to stay awake.  it's so boring.	Slow down, baby.
just don't fall asleep.  sooner or later something's gonna happen.	I'll try to stay awake.  It's so boring.
she's just standing around -- not doing much.	Just don't fall asleep.  Sooner or later something's gonna happen.
excuse me?	She hated my voice.  Said it drove her crazy.  I sang to her all the time - in bed - in the shower - I thought she liked it.  She finally told me it was driving her crazy.
no.  it was my singing.	Excuse me?
let me guess, she couldn't handle the cop thing -- never knowing if you were dead or alive.  i've seen it a million times.	No.  It was my singing.
it's a long story.	Let me guess, she couldn't handle the cop thing -- never knowing if you were dead or alive.  I've seen it a million times.
i'm sorry, lee.  why did she leave you?	It's a long story.
my fiancee left me over the summer -- a month before our wedding.	I'm sorry, Lee.  Why did she leave you?
you pull a muscle or something?	My fiancee left me over the summer -- a month before our wedding.
the truth is, i haven't had any mu-shu in six months.	You pull a muscle or something?
hey, i didn't mean to call you pathetic.	The truth is, I haven't had any mu-shu in six months.
carter, there's something i have to tell you.  you were right about what you said in hong kong.  all i do is work.  never take a day off.  it's all i have right now.	Hey, I didn't mean to call you pathetic.
look at her.  now, wake me in an hour, i'll take over.	Carter, there's something I have to tell you.  You were right about what you said in Hong Kong.  All I do is work.  Never take a day off.  It's all I have right now.
how do you know?	Look at her.  Now, wake me in an hour, I'll take over.
he'll be back soon.	How do you know?
he just left.  kissed her on the cheek.	He'll be back soon.
yeah, that's definitely the woman from ricky tan's boat, and she's staying in his suite at his hotel, i told you this would work out.  they still just talking?	He just left.  Kissed her on the cheek.
the same place you find all richwhitemen.  gefilte fish.  lox and bagel.  i love this stuff.  here, try it with a smear.	Yeah, that's definitely the woman from Ricky Tan's boat, and she's staying in his suite at his hotel, I told you this would work out.  They still just talking?
just tell me where i can find this steven reign.	The same place you find all RichWhiteMen.  Gefilte Fish.  Lox and bagel.  I love this stuff.  Here, try it with a smear.
yeah, what about when godzilla was coming?  you people were screaming your asses off.	Just tell me where I can find this Steven Reign.
maybe.  but not like asians.  we never panic.	Yeah, what about when Godzilla was coming?  You people were screaming your asses off.
black people keep their cool when the shit goes down.	Maybe.  But not like Asians.  We never panic.
you sound like that all the time.	Black people keep their cool when the shit goes down.
because when the shooting started he was way too cool.  see most white people, when there's shooting, they either hide in a toilet or start screaming high pitched like "aaaahhh!!! aaaahh!!!!	You sound like that all the time.
how do you know he's our man?	Because when the shooting started he was way too cool.  See most white people, when there's shooting, they either hide in a toilet or start screaming high pitched like "Aaaahhh!!! Aaaahh!!!!
big hotel billionaire.  he was on ricky tan's boat ordering hu li around just before ricky got smoked.	How do you know he's our man?
who?	Big hotel billionaire.  He was on Ricky Tan's boat ordering Hu Li around just before Ricky got smoked.
not bad.  now every crime, somewhere, has a rich white man taking his cut. every single one.  now in our case, we know the rich white man is steven reign.	Who?
follow the richwhiteman...	Not bad.  Now every crime, somewhere, has a rich white man taking his cut. Every single one.  Now in our case, we know the rich white man is Steven Reign.
almost, but you've got to say "rich white man" all run together like it's one word.	Follow the RichWhiteMan...
follow the rich white man?	Almost, but you've got to say "Rich White Man" all run together like it's one word.
lee, let me introduce you to the carter theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man.	Follow the Rich White Man?
i should go back.  ricky tan mentioned a boat in hong kong harbor...	Lee, let me introduce you to the Carter Theory of Criminal Investigation: Follow the Rich White Man.
i guess you're going to have to trust me on this one.	I should go back.  Ricky Tan mentioned a boat in Hong Kong Harbor...
why la?	I guess you're going to have to trust me on this one.
you want to figure out why they killed your daddy, get on the plane.	Why LA?
-- but if somebody gave me the chance to square up my father's death, i'd go to hell to do it.	You want to figure out why they killed your Daddy, get on the plane.
you said --	-- but if somebody gave me the chance to square up my father's death, I'd go to hell to do it.
it sounds impossible --	You said --
i cannot go to la...	It sounds impossible --
come on, we still got time to order the kosher meal.  always get the kosher meal, they bring it first.	I cannot go to LA...
what?	Come on, we still got time to order the Kosher meal.  Always get the kosher meal, they bring it first.
so are you getting on the plane or not?!	What?
i know.  i know.  i am sorry.	So are you getting on the plane or not?!
it is crazy!	I know.  I know.  I am sorry.
i thought you'd think it was crazy.	IT IS CRAZY!
you thought the "customs agents get blown up" and "smuggling" and "ricky tan" and you put it all together and came up with a five year old case. that's why you didn't tell me what we were doing...	I thought you'd think it was crazy.
no, no, that would be crazy --	You thought the "Customs Agents get blown up" and "smuggling" and "Ricky Tan" and you put it all together and came up with a five year old case. That's why you didn't tell me what we were doing...
this is about your daddy's death?  hell, lee, you know my father died on the job. you could have told me...  this is about more than all that, isn't it?  this is about your daddy's last case, right?	No, no, that would be crazy --
all the evidence against him disappeared, the smuggling case was unsolved.  tan resigned and went over to the triads openly.	This is about your Daddy's death?  Hell, Lee, you know my father died on the job. You could have told me...  This is about more than all that, isn't it?  This is about your Daddy's last case, right?
how the hell did tan get away with it?	All the evidence against him disappeared, the smuggling case was unsolved.  Tan resigned and went over to the Triads openly.
he found out his partner, tan, had been working for the triads all along.  before my father could prove it, he was killed in the line of duty.	How the hell did Tan get away with it?
five years ago, my father was chief inspector working a big international smuggling case.	Ask me if I give a shit.
forget it.	Five years ago, my father was Chief Inspector working a big international smuggling case.
good at what?	Forget it.
you're not very good at this, are you?	Good at what?
no.  she's a school teacher.	You're not very good at this, are you?
i heard your mama pulls a rickshaw.	No.  She's a school teacher.
don't be talking about my mama.  or my ass!	I heard your mama pulls a rickshaw.
give me your best shot, you flat assed mama's boy.	Don't be talking about my mama.  Or my ass!
i'll bitch slap you into bangkok.	Give me your best shot, you flat assed mama's boy.
what are you gonna do about it, grasshopper?	I'll bitch slap you into Bangkok.
remember i told you my father was a policeman?  ricky tan was his partner for ten years.	What the hell is going on here?
why the hell should you believe him?  he had us beat up.  naked.  that's nasty shit.	Remember I told you my father was a policeman?  Ricky Tan was his partner for ten years.
i'm okay, you go.	Why the hell should you believe him?  He had us beat up.  Naked.  That's nasty shit.
what, leave you alone so he can cap you?	I'm okay, you go.
do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?	Nobody understands the words that are coming out of your mouth.
who?	Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
not yu.  you!	Who?
detective yu?  never met him.	Not Yu.  You!
you.	Detective Yu?  Never met him.
who died?	You.
carter?	Who died?
you would never understand my life. you're not chinese.	And you ain't black!
really?  when's the last time you had some mu-shu  let's hear it, lee, when was it?  year of the rat?	You would never understand my life. You're not Chinese.
i have plenty of dates.	Really?  When's the last time you had some Mu-shu  Let's hear it, Lee, when was it?  Year of the rat?
you're pathetic, man.  when's the last time you had some fun?  when's the last time you took a night off, had a date?	I have plenty of dates.
it's my job!	You're pathetic, man.  When's the last time you had some fun?  When's the last time you took a night off, had a date?
my bullshit?  i'm not the one who goes to a karaoke bar filled with gangsters! i'm not the one who goes to massage parlors to bust crime lords!	It's my job!
stop!  i'm sick of your bullshit!	My bullshit?  I'm not the one who goes to a karaoke bar filled with gangsters! I'm not the one who goes to massage parlors to bust crime lords!
why you mad at me?  you needed back-up, so i backed you up.  i was about to take out ricky tan and those bodyguards.	Stop!  I'm sick of your bullshit!
fine.  go home.  who needs you.	Why you mad at me?  You needed back-up, so I backed you up.  I was about to take out Ricky Tan and those bodyguards.
back to heaven on earth.  i need my damn passport back.  i'm going home.	Fine.  Go home.  Who needs you.
where are you going?	Back to Heaven on Earth.  I need my damn passport back.  I'm going home.
goddamn you got a small ass.	Don't look at my ass!
i'm a dangerous man.  you're not gonna ruin my massage because of some midget in a house coat.	I'm calling for back up!
this is a very dangerous man.	I'm a dangerous man.  You're not gonna ruin my massage because of some midget in a house coat.
that's ricky tan?  he's four feet tall. i'll go over with you right now, shake him down.	This is a very dangerous man.
over there -- that's ricky tan.	That's Ricky Tan?  He's four feet tall. I'll go over with you right now, shake him down.
what's wrong?	Over there -- that's Ricky Tan.
well, hurry up.	Hey!  You don't break in front of a black man in a buffet line.
she said i could pick any girl i want.	Well, hurry up.
what are you doing?	She said I could pick any girl I want.
how you doin'?	My friend is on vacation, from America. I want to show him a good time.
hello.	How you doin'?
just follow my lead and act like a tourist.	I am a tourist.
carter...you ready to have some fun!?	Just follow my lead and act like a tourist.
and that's how you use the lapd choke hold.  now start practicing and don't make me come back here!	Carter...you ready to have some fun!?
i'm telling you right now, i'm tired of this shit.  there's two billion chinese - let one of them be your partner.	This won't take long.
you're sorry.  i got somebody's old chopsticks stuck in my ass, so don't tell me you're sorry.  just take me home.	No time.  There was an explosion at the American Embassy today -- two American translators were killed.
i'm sorry.	You're sorry.  I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck in my ass, so don't tell me you're sorry.  Just take me home.
you lied to me.	I'm sorry.
all i wanted was a little mu-shu.	Try to land on your feet.
you just said you're their worst nightmare - and to line their mothers up for a milking.	Shit.  C'mon, get up here and help me out.
what'd i say?	You just said you're their worst nightmare - and to line their mothers up for a milking.
no.  you are a civilian.  in china, i am michael jackson, and you are toto.	You mean Tito.  We had  Toto for dinner last night.
man, are you crazy?  you think that scares me?  i'm from  l.a.  we invented gangs.  we were having gang wars before anybody even thought about it.  we get royalties from other gangs.  now gimme your badge and gun and i'll show you how it's done.	No.  You are a civilian.  In China, I am Michael Jackson, and you are Toto.
carter, you don't understand.  these men are fu-cang-long triads.  part of the most deadly gang in china.	Man, are you crazy?  You think that scares me?  I'm from  L.A.  We invented gangs.  We were having gang wars before anybody even thought about it.  We get royalties from other gangs.  Now gimme your badge and gun and I'll show you how it's done.
tread softly?  who taught you how to roost a bar?	Carter, you don't understand.  These men are Fu-Cang-Long Triads.  Part of the most deadly gang in China.
no, we're here for information, to find out where a man named ricky tan is.  we must tread softly and keep our ears open.	Tread softly?  Who taught you how to roost a bar?
damn it, why are you ruining my night? i'm just starting to have fun.  well fine then, go ahead, pull your badge and do your thing.	No, we're here for information, to find out where a man named Ricky Tan is.  We must tread softly and keep our ears open.
i'm sorry.	Damn it, why are you ruining my night? I'm just starting to have fun.  Well fine then, go ahead, pull your badge and do your thing.
i knew you were lying.	I'm sorry.
this is a gangster bar, we're here undercover.	I knew you were lying.
are you kidding, they love me.  i'm a star, lee.  a god to these people!	This is a gangster bar, we're here undercover.
carter, get off that stage!	Are you kidding, they love me.  I'm a star, Lee.  A god to these people!
blend in?  i'm two feet taller than everyone here.  where you going?	Bathroom.
i'll meet you at the bar in ten minutes. they don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in.	Blend in?  I'm two feet taller than everyone here.  Where you going?
take this.  it's a magnum.  you can fold it in half.	I'll meet you at the bar in ten minutes. They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in.
no.	Take this.  It's a Magnum.  You can fold it in half.
just relax and don't worry about a thing.  i'll hook you up in there.  you got condoms?	No.
you better take one.  your breath has been a little funky all day.  let me look at you.	Just relax and don't worry about a thing.  I'll hook you up in there.  You got condoms?
no.	You better take one.  Your breath has been a little funky all day.  Let me look at you.
that's what i'm talking about.  a real hong kong night club.  you want an altoid?	No.
carter, would i lie to you?	That's what I'm talking about.  A real Hong Kong night club.  You want an Altoid?
don't be messing with me, lee.  i will kick your ass.  i'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the ming dynasty.	Carter, would I lie to you?
of course not.  my superindendent invited us to a club tonight.  big party.	Don't be messing with me, Lee.  I will kick your ass.  I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty.
mu-shu?  you're hungry?	Not Mu-shu.  Mu-shu.  I want to see some women.  Now stop playing dumb and show me the shu!
don't be giving me attitude, lee.  i've been here three days and we haven't done shit.  we haven't been to a club, haven't even talked to a girl.  i'm on vacation, and i want some mu-shu.	Mu-shu?  You're hungry?
you owe me a copy of the beach boys greatest hits, volume two.	Don't be giving me attitude, Lee.  I've been here three days and we haven't done shit.  We haven't been to a club, haven't even talked to a girl.  I'm on vacation, and I want some mu-shu.
i said that?  which word was "goat?"	You owe me a copy of the Beach Boys Greatest Hits, Volume Two.
you invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.	I said that?  Which word was "goat?"
all i did was invite them for a drink.	You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.
those girls drove off because of you.	All I did was invite them for a drink.
did you see the way those girls drove off?  i did you a favor.	Those girls drove off because of you.
that was my cd.  don't you ever touch a chinese man's cd.	Did you see the way those girls drove off?  I did you a favor.
i warned you about playing that shit when i'm in the car.	That was my CD.  Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD.
stay out of it, carter.  you're going back to l.a.	Fine with me.
hey, you, secret service man, what are you --	Stay out of it, Carter.  You're going back to L.A.
i don't know if the fu-cang-long paid you to get rid of tan, or whether it was a pure vendetta killing -- but you're off this case.  i don't ever want to see you again, you got that?	Hey, you, Secret Service Man, what are you --
what "revenge" is he talking about?	I don't know if the Fu-Cang-Long paid you to get rid of Tan, or whether it was a pure vendetta killing -- but you're off this case.  I don't ever want to see you again, you got that?
quite a night, inspector.  ricky tan was our only bait, and now he's gone.  you finally got your revenge - at the expense of a u.s. government investigation.	What "revenge" is he talking about?
i didn't know which side you were on.	Now you know.
i'm fine.	I didn't know which side you were on.
are you okay?	I'm fine.
i'm asking for real now -- will you help the secret service?	No.  But I'll help you.
dip me!	I'm asking for real now -- will you help the Secret Service?
how do i know i can trust you?	Dip me!
the secret service almost busted reign at his casino in macao, but the place burned down before we could move in.	How do I know I can trust you?
why don't you go get them?	If I'm wrong then my cover is blown.
behind me is the soft count room.  we're pretty sure the plates are back there.	Why don't you go get them?
look over there.  that's the eye in the sky room.	Behind me is the soft count room.  We're pretty sure the plates are back there.
just trying to make it look real.	Look over there.  That's the eye in the sky room.
you move well.	Just trying to make it look real.
i'm undercover.  i had no choice.  you have to trust me.	You move well.
last time you needed my help i ended up in the back of a truck.	I'm undercover.  I had no choice.  You have to trust me.
i need your help.	Last time you needed my help I ended up in the back of a truck.
what's going on?	I need your help.
put your arms around me.	Excuse me?
and hu li killed him for the plates.	Yes.  They've printed and shipped one hundred million dollars, and there's only one way to spot a fake.
it wasn't hard to spot the fakes until this past year.  then tan got hold of one of a kind swiss made hundred dollar plates -- and started making superbills.	And Hu Li killed him for the plates.
is this a payoff?	No.  It's a sample.  You guys ever heard of the Superbill?
i know who you are, inspector lee.	Then you know I'm not walking away from this case.
do you still have the bills?	I still have my lunch money from third grade.
baby duck?	That's what we all used to call him when he was a kid -- cause he was always quacking.  Never shut up.
what are you doing hanging out with baby duck?	Baby Duck?
no.  freddy ching's, in crenshaw.	What are you doing hanging out with Baby Duck?
the praying mantis school, in bejing?	No.  Freddy Ching's, in Crenshaw.
master ching taught me.	The Praying Mantis school, in Bejing?
escort detective carter to the airport --	I'll take him.
let him find out on his own.  i want the hong kong police handling this.	Thank you.
did you tell sterling?	Let him find out on his own.  I want the Hong Kong police handling this.
lee, we just got a call from the harbor patrol.  ricky tan is throwing a little party on his boat tonight.  victoria harbor.  if you don't want to...	Did you tell Sterling?
all he wanted was some mu-shu.	Are you okay, Lee?
lee, this is special agent sterling from the united states secret service.	The Secret Service?  Why?
we think it's ricky tan.  if you don't want to take the case, i'll understand.	It's my responsibility.
any leads?	We think it's Ricky Tan.  If you don't want to take the case, I'll understand.
lee, there was a bombing at the american embassy.  two american translators were killed.	Any leads?
if you reach for that gun, i'm going to kill you.	Don't you remember?  I'm already dead.
i don't think it's over.  there are casinos all over this country.  let me make you a rich man, lee.  don't make the same mistake he did.	If you reach for that gun, I'm going to kill you.
put the plates down.  it's over.	I don't think it's over.  There are casinos all over this country.  Let me make you a rich man, Lee.  Don't make the same mistake he did.
you're just like your father, lee.  all these years hiding behind his badge.  i wanted to help him, to share with him, but he was too afraid of change.  when you think about it, i didn't really kill him.  i just put him out of his misery.	Put the plates down.  It's over.
tell me why they killed the customs agents.	There is a ship, in the Hong Kong Harbor...
nobody can protect me.  i'll make a deal with you, lee.  but only iff you'll get me out of hong kong.	Tell me why they killed the customs agents.
the police can protect you.	Nobody can protect me.  I'll make a deal with you, Lee.  But only iff you'll get me out of Hong Kong.
... if your father were alive, i would be turning to him now.  i didn't blow up the american embassy, but i believe some of my people did.  my enemies are trying to frame me.  there is a war going on within the triads -- and i am going to lose.  my name has been written into the book of death.	The police can protect you.
don't.	... if your father were alive, I would be turning to him now.  I didn't blow up the American Embassy, but I believe some of my people did.  My enemies are trying to frame me.  There is a war going on within the Triads -- and I am going to lose.  My name has been written into the book of death.
despite what people suspect...what you suspect --	Don't.
lee, i've missed you, brother.  i heard about the two americans, i'm so sorry, you must be under great pressure.	You must come with me for questioning.
heaven on earth?  master, i don't understand.  a temple, where heaven is on earth?  a mountain, where earth reaches for the --	It's a massage parlor downtown.  "Heaven on Earth."  You will find your answers there.
the answers you seek can be found in heaven on earth.	Heaven on Earth?  Master, I don't understand.  A temple, where Heaven is on Earth?  A mountain, where Earth reaches for the --
i know, master, but...	The answers you seek can be found in Heaven on Earth.
a seeding spends its entire life reaching towards heaven.	I know, Master, but...
ricky tan?	No.  Your father.  Your father and Ricky Tan were my favorite students... and for such awful things to happen as they did --
he was the best i ever trained, you know.	Ricky Tan?
animals kill only from hunger or fear. the man you seek is lower than a serpent.  ...he kills for money.	He was the best I ever trained, you know.
i need your help, master.  i'm seeking a man who used to train with you.  he's become a killer - the worst kind of animal.	Animals kill only from hunger or fear. The man you seek is lower than a serpent.  ...he kills for money.
didn't i teach you to always arch your back?	Yes, Master.
that is...chief inspector lee.  the detective in charge of our investigation.	Put a diaper on him, Chin.  I want to talk to the great Inspector Lee.
who the hell is that?	That is...Chief Inspector Lee.  The detective in charge of our investigation.
no.  he will report to me.  do we understand each other?	Who the hell is that?
chief inspector lee will brief your people...	No.  He will report to me.  Do we understand each other?
two americans have been killed on united states government property -- this is our investigation.	Chief Inspector Lee will brief your people...
this is still hong kong.	Two Americans have been killed on United States Government property -- this is our investigation.
chin, you have been ordered by the ministry of public security to assist the fbi and secret service with our investigation, to provide us with whatever we need.  if you have information, it belongs to us.	This is still Hong Kong.
ok. say what it is.	The Ambassador will receive instructions for the drop, half an hour before it is to be made.  If it is successful, there will be more. Thank you, Agent Carter.
shut up!	OK. Say what it is.
hey, that's whacked!  i thought we was gettin' on here!	Shut up!
carter.  i just want to be able to tell the ambassador who was responsible for the death of his daughter because he talked too much.	Hey, that's whacked!  I thought we was gettin' on here!
that's cool.  we're gettin' to know each other. this is a good thing. i'm carter.	Carter.  I just want to be able to tell the Ambassador who was responsible for the death of his daughter because he talked too much.
what is your name?	That's cool.  We're gettin' to know each other. This is a good thing. I'm Carter.
in used currency.  nothing bigger than a fifty.	That's some serious poundage in dollars.
fifty million!  are we talkin' united states dollars?	In used currency.  Nothing bigger than a fifty.
the first drop will be made tomorrow. at twelve o'clock.  the amount will be fifty million.	Fifty million!  Are we talkin' United States dollars?
lee!  it's him!	The first drop will be made tomorrow. At twelve o'clock.  The amount will be fifty million.
the bomb was meant as a demonstration of our sincerity.  if you want the ambassador's daughter back alive, listen and do not talk.	Lee!  It's him!
you know what a phone booth is?!	The bomb was meant as a demonstration of our sincerity.  If you want the Ambassador's daughter back alive, listen and do not talk.
you don't move, you understand?!  you don't move!	Do I look like I'm movin'?!  What you're seeing here?  This is not movement. This is my "still".
and that, of course, would be me.	Don't push it. You better watch your ass with these Fed types. If there's a screw-up, they won't think twice about burnin' it.
they asked for the best street man i had.	And that, of course, would be me.
feds asked for me?	They asked for the best street man I had.
i got a call from the f.b.i.  the daughter of the chinese ambassador has been kidnapped and they asked for help. you're it.	Feds asked for me?
hey, sir, it was a pleasure to preserve johnson's ass.  well...you know what i mean.	I got a call from the F.B.I.  The daughter of the Chinese Ambassador has been kidnapped and they asked for help. You're it.
good job.	Hey, sir, it was a pleasure to preserve Johnson's ass.  Well...you know what I mean.
that's probably the only reason johnson's still alive.	Good job.
i know, but --	That's probably the only reason Johnson's still alive.
what you did was dangerous and completely outside policy.	I know, but --
sir, i can explain.	What you did was dangerous and completely outside policy.
i don't know what went wrong last night, but this department could've lost one detective and our only explosives expert.	Sir, I can explain.
he was just doing his job.	So was I.
tell me about it.	He was just doing his job.
he'll be ok. russ is a tough son of a bitch.	Tell me about it.
this is pathetic.	I'm gonna arrest the sonuvabitch!  Your ass is goin' to jail!
he stole my wheel!	This is pathetic.
ooo, there's a chill.  love that.	Carter.
no shark fin, no camel hump.  what you listenin' to?	Oh, I think you like this very much.
it's hong kong, not tokyo.  my country asked for the best.  i told them that was you.  now i will show you around my hood.	No shark fin, no camel hump.  What you listenin' to?
fbi calls up my ass, says they need help in tokyo.  like i'm supposed to drop everything.	It's Hong Kong, not Tokyo.  My country asked for the best.  I told them that was you.  Now I will show you around my hood.
what a surprise!	FBI calls up my ass, says they need help in Tokyo.  Like I'm supposed to drop everything.
oh my god. griffin.	You know him?
no, it is china, my country, my history.  if any of it gets damaged...	Hey, don't worry.  Nothing's gonna happen to it.
what?	The art.
oh no.	What?
what are you doing here?	Well, I ain't goin' to China.  And neither are you.
i'm sorry, lee.	Be sorry for Soon Young. She has no chance now.
you drop my gun and you lose my i.d.?	I'm sorry.
oh no, i dropped it.	You drop my gun and you lose my i.d.?
no, wait.  i don't have it.  you have it.	Oh yes.
no, please, i don't --	It ain't your ass, it's my ass you're backin' up.  Take the damn gun.
like that.	I am sorry, but I have too much respect for women.
i am from outa town.	No, like a tourist.  You know, things to see, money to burn, interested in stupid shit.
ok, when you go in, just act like you're from outa town.	I am from outa town.
this concrete?  this is still america.	What do you hear?
this is my territory now.  you are my responsibility.	This concrete?  This is still America.
going into the restaurant.	This is my territory now.  You are my responsibility.
which one?	Going into the restaurant.
it's him.	Which one?
what?!	It's him.
nobody in america eats fish in the am. we're talking strictly an after twelve noon food type.	What?!
excuse me?	Nobody in America eats fish in the AM. We're talking strictly an after twelve noon food type.
no, fish is a pm food.	Excuse me?
want some?	No, fish is a PM food.
i got to stop that dancing in the street till all hours.	Want some?
are you ok?	I got to stop that dancing in the street till all hours.
good god, ya'll!	No! You hate me.  Look, I'm gonna do it one time.  That's it.
not yee-aw, ya'll.  and it's gotta be angry.  like you're pissed off.	Good God, ya'll!
yee-aww.	Not yee-aw, Ya'll.  And it's gotta be angry.  Like you're pissed off.
no, no.  it's not good-god you all! it's good-god, ya'll.  ya'll!	Yee-aww.
yes, i think so.	No, no.  It's not good-God you all! It's Good-God, ya'll.  Ya'll!
that's not how it goes.	Yes, I think so.
who does not know war?  war, hhh, wo-ooh-wo-ooh-wo-oh.  what is it good for?  absolutely nothing. good-god, you all.	That's not how it goes.
you know war?	Who does not know War?  War, hhh, Wo-ooh-wo-ooh-wo-oh.  What is it good for?  Absolutely nothing. Good-God, you all.
yes, i know this song.	You know War?
now, that's american music.	Yes, I know this song.
you want more?	No, no.  I'm full. Too much fin and hump, you know, gives me gas.  scuse me.
yeah, it's good.	That one is my favorite.  Chicken puff with shark fin.
you like it?	Yeah, it's good.
juntao's standing orders were to kill everyone. there were never witnesses.	You like it?
are you tellin' me nobody knows what he looks like?  come on, there must be witnesses somewhere.	Juntao's standing orders were to kill everyone. There were never witnesses.
that is a problem. there is no description of juntao. no known photograph.	Are you tellin' me nobody knows what he looks like?  Come on, there must be witnesses somewhere.
let's get us a photo and description. we'll have an apb out while we stake out the restaurant.	That is a problem. There is no description of Juntao. No known photograph.
thank you. i learn a great deal.	It happens.
you see what i'm sayin'? you control the space.	Thank you. I learn a great deal.
took off. yes. they took off.	You see what I'm sayin'? You control the space.
let's go.  everybody take off?	Took off. Yes. They took off.
you talk too fast.	Come on!
yeah, somethin' like that.  ok, now this is a nasty ass place. when you go into a place like this, the most important thing is control. you got to maintain control. you following me? you lose it, you get hurt. now, you're my responsibility and i don't want you hurt. you understand?  ok, let's go.	You talk too fast.
stool pigeon.	Yeah, somethin' like that.  OK, now this is a nasty ass place. When you go into a place like this, the most important thing is control. You got to maintain control. You following me? You lose it, you get hurt. Now, you're my responsibility and I don't want you hurt. You understand?  OK, let's go.
what?	Stool pigeon.
stooly.	What?
when we go inside, you let me handle everything, you hear?  this is my man, you dig?  my informant. you know what an informant is?	Stooly.
alright, listen, no bullshit just tell me straight: did you really know the guy you were chasin'?	Yes. He was part of the Juntao crime family. He may be Juntao himself.  And he dropped this.
hey, everybody fits in here. look at l.a., man.  nobody's from here.  my momma's from detroit, my dad's from atlanta, they met in texas, got married in vegas and i was born in alabama.  so where the hell am i from? kenya?	Alright, listen, no bullshit just tell me straight: did you really know the guy you were chasin'?
i also did not come because i think i would not fit in america.	Hey, everybody fits in here. Look at L.A., man.  Nobody's from here.  My momma's from Detroit, my dad's from Atlanta, they met in Texas, got married in Vegas and I was born in Alabama.  So where the hell am I from? Kenya?
hey, stop.  we're just gonna wind up in some bar, drinking' to forget all the things we shoulda done and then you'll start singin' beach boy songs again. then i'll really get depressed.	I also did not come because I think I would not fit in America.
i could not come.  i had other responsibilities.	Hey, stop.  We're just gonna wind up in some bar, drinking' to forget all the things we shoulda done and then you'll start singin' Beach Boy songs again. Then I'll really get depressed.
don't go there...	I could not come.  I had other responsibilities.
i worked with ambassador han and his family for ten years.  he wanted me to come with them to america.  if i had, this might not have happened.	Don't go there...
what is that, some kind of chinese proverb?	No. I just made it up.
when a man steps in dung, it is obvious.  there is no need to rub it in his face.  the smell is the same.	What is that, some kind of Chinese proverb?
it was a man i was after in hong kong.	Bullshit!  You were trying' to lose my ass again.
yeah, sure, you got lots a enemies in l.a. after what?  six hours?	It was a man I was after in Hong Kong.
he was trying to kill me, not you.	Yeah, sure, you got lots a enemies in L.A. after what?  Six hours?
it was my ass that almost got trashed!	He was trying to kill me, not you.
did you make the plate?!	It was my ass that almost got trashed!
what the hell kinda cop are you?!	Did you make the plate?!
no.	What the hell kinda cop are you?!
the license!  you get it?!	No.
what plate?	The license!  You get it?!
you make the plate?	What plate?
shortcut?	You don't know what a shortcut is?
i know a shortcut.	Shortcut?
what about them?	I know a shortcut.
mr. carter, i appreciate your desire to show me a good time, but that is not the reason i am here.	Let me just clarify a few things.  I don't care what kind of cop you are in China, you have no jurisdiction in America.  Without me you are just another tourist.
right....	Mr. Carter, I appreciate your desire to show me a good time, but that is not the reason I am here.
it was not my intent --	Right....
you're a regular god damn acrobat, aren't you?  bet you feel real good makin' me look like an asshole.	It was not my intent --
i thought you were taking me to the consulate.	Oh yeah, but this is on the way.  And you gotta see John Wayne's footprints. Everybody does. It's almost like a law. You can't believe how small his feet were for a dude that big. Tiny god damn feet!
witnesses.	Wait. You hungry?  You gotta be hungry, you just flew in from China. And what'd they feed you, Chinese food, right?  Then you gotta be hungry.  Hell, it doesn't matter, I'm hungry.  We'll get some food on the way to the Consulate.
where were we?	Witnesses.
well don't do that.  polite don't work here.  you do that polite shit here in america, they'll sue your ass for harassment.	Where were we?
i was being polite.	Well don't do that.  Polite don't work here.  You do that polite shit here in America, they'll sue your ass for harassment.
that silly-ass look on your face.	I was being polite.
what?	That silly-ass look on your face.
-- what the hell is that?	What?
i am afraid i don't understand the importance of this information.	Look, you want to work in this country, you gotta know this crap. Okay?  We're gonna be in some deep shit here.  Working the danger zone. And you need insurance.  Cause, you know, you might be starting some riots and shit.
we are both full of shit.	Yeah, that's right.  Now that we understand each other... show me how you did that.
okay, fine, you're full a shit, i'm full a shit.	We are both full of shit.
not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking.  you seemed as if you liked to talk.  i like to let people talk who like to talk.  it makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.	Okay, fine, you're full a shit, I'm full a shit.
you're full of shit.  do you understand what i'm saying to you? full of shit?	Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking.  You seemed as if you liked to talk.  I like to let people talk who like to talk.  It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
i am not responsible for your assumptions.	You're full of shit.  Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Full of shit?
it's the same thing!	I am not responsible for your assumptions.
i didn't say i didn't.  you assumed i didn't.	It's the same thing!
bullshit a little.  you lied to me.	I didn't say I didn't.  You assumed I didn't.
a little.	Bullshit a little.  You lied to me.
you speak english!	A little.
no.	Yeah, well you're in American now. Everybody's got guns.  That tricky shit with your hands is gonna get your ass shot to hell.
you have one of these?	No.
help me rhonda.	Let me give you a piece of advice: never touch another man's radio. You do it again, nobody, not Rhonda, not Yolanda, gonna save your ass.
you're shittin' me.  you know the beach boys?!	Beach Boy America.  Help me Rhonda, help me get her out of my --
beach boy.	You're shittin' me.  You know the Beach Boys?!
you talk very fast.	Okay, I'll slow down.  So we go downtown and we ask you a few questions... you know, like what's your name?  How old are you?  You ever expose yourself in public...shit like that.
how about a lift home?	Absolutely. I'll even let you ride in the front seat.
not to me. never to me.	How about a lift home?
look at me! my dress is ruined. i look like shit.	Not to me. Never to me.
yeah. so why you look do down?	Look at me! My dress is ruined. I look like shit.
we saved the girl and got the bad guys, didn't we?	Yeah. So why you look do down?
you ok?	We saved the girl and got the bad guys, didn't we?
you don't like it?	It's okay. For restaurants.
yeah, if you're superfly.	That's it! You can attack me, but when you attack my car, I cannot forgive! You in the back, girl!
what?! this is a class ride, johnson.	Yeah, if you're Superfly.
wait a minute. i'm not riding in that.	What?! This is a class ride, Johnson.
it's called a dress.	It's called you're gonna kill me. What're you doin' with that on?
oh my god...what happened to you?	It's called a dress.
this is my city. i'm a cop. i'll find em.	Alright, Johnson, thank you.  So...what are you wearing?
this whole thing is goin' down tonight. i need to know where the ambassador is gonna be. the feds will be keepin' a lid on everything. you thing you can do that?	This is my city. I'm a cop. I'll find em.
jesus...what do you want?	This whole thing is goin' down tonight. I need to know where the Ambassador is gonna be. The Feds will be keepin' a lid on everything. You thing you can do that?
listen, this ain't about us! it's about a thirteen year old girl. she's not gonna make it. unless we do something.	Jesus...what do you want?
you made a fool out of me! in front of the fbi!	Listen, this ain't about us! It's about a thirteen year old girl. She's not gonna make it. Unless we do something.
yes i do. that's all i got. guts and you, johnson. there's no one else i can trust.	You made a fool out of me! In front of the FBI!
you got a lot of guts calling me.	Yes I do. That's all I got. Guts and you, Johnson. There's no one else I can trust.
well.. i wouldn't want to be in the way.	No way in the way!  I'm talkin' back up, Johnson. I'm in charge! And I need you, baby.
oh baby, don't worry, i'll call you. you can count on it.	OK. Well...make us proud.  And be careful.
well...listen, if you need any help, you know, back up, call me, ok?	Oh baby, don't worry, I'll call you. You can count on it.
in charge.  just me'n him.  no interference.  they don't even want to hear from us until we're done.  i love the f.b.i.  i love the f.b.i.	Well...listen, if you need any help, you know, back up, call me, OK?
they put you in charge?	In Charge.  Just me'n him.  No interference.  They don't even want to hear from us until we're done.  I love the F.B.I.  I love the F.B.I.
oh, you're not gonna believe what they put me in charge of.  they sent for the ambassador's personal chinese investigator type.  he is like the baddest asian shield they got.  and i, let me repeat that, i am the man who is on the case with him.  just the two of us, alone, workin' the whole deal as a team.	They put you in charge?
with the fbi. what do you think i'm talking about?	Oh, you're not gonna believe what they put me in charge of.  They sent for the Ambassador's personal Chinese Investigator type.  He is like the baddest Asian shield they got.  And I, let me repeat that, I am the man who is on the case with him.  Just the two of us, alone, workin' the whole deal as a team.
how'd what go?	With the FBI. What do you think I'm talking about?
what's wrong with that?	I wouldn't be close to you.  What is that perfume, girl?
i could get promoted right out of here.	What's wrong with that?
no...what?	I could get promoted right out of here.
way he put it, i was the only one he thought could handle it. but you know what the worst thing is?	No...what?
fbi needs a taste of the street. and i'm it.	Way he put it, I was the only one he thought could handle it. But you know what the worst thing is?
the feds?!	FBI needs a taste of the street. And I'm it.
hey, baby, it's cool.  captain just reassigned me to the feds.	The Feds?!
last night's as much my fault as yours.  if he's gonna put the blame on anybody --	Hey, I was senior. It's OK. This is why I get the big bucks.
carter, just because you saved my butt, doesn't mean it's yours.	Oh, baby, you cruel...
you're killin' me here.	Carter, just because you saved my butt, doesn't mean it's yours.
not anymore.	Where'd you get it?
yeah...beautiful. what would you call that paper there? kind of a...robin egg blue color?	Good. That's standard military packaging for plastique. Get a look under it.
what?!	And your buddy, Mr. Lee, is on his way back to China.  Now, get out. Before I file obstruction of justice charges against you.
i'm not interested, carter.  you're no longer on this assignment.	What?!
okay, let me start from the top.  a few days ago i was on this munitions dealer named lafontaine. now, after the shit blew up last night...	I'm not interested, Carter.  You're no longer on this assignment.
why don't you try the assignment.  or should i call and ask for somebody who can handle it?	No, sir. I'm as good as it gets.
oh yeah.  the caller was a man. confident.  had an accent.  my guess, asian.  anything else i can do for the fbi, sir?	Why don't you try the assignment.  Or should I call and ask for somebody who can handle it?
eleven thirty tomorrow the ambassador will receive a phone call telling him where the drop is.  he said the bomb was a demonstration of their sincerity.	Oh yeah.  The caller was a man. Confident.  Had an accent.  My guess, Asian.  Anything else I can do for the FBI, sir?
don't play bullshit games with me.	Eleven thirty tomorrow the Ambassador will receive a phone call telling him where the drop is.  He said the bomb was a demonstration of their sincerity.
hmmmm?	Don't play bullshit games with me.
hey, man, you can use her. she's an expert!	That's what you were supposed to be!
you think this is funny, carter?  you send for someone from explosives!? four men just died in there!	Hey, man, you can use her. She's an expert!
yo, johnson...	You think this is funny, Carter?  You send for someone from Explosives!? Four men just died in there!
you understand what i'm sayin'?	Carter, shut up!
what do you mean you lost him?! how could you lose him?!	Try a bus load of - no, make that two bus loads of Chinese --
what the hell am i supposed to do with him? take him to the zoo?	Just make him think you're following leads.  Interview some suspects, look at fingerprints, do detective shit.  I don't care.  I just don't want to see him- or you, for that matter- until this is resolved.  Now, we want to make a good impression, don't we?  His plane lands in an hour. Don't be late.
because with your special talents, i'm sure you'll do a better job.	What the hell am I supposed to do with him? Take him to the zoo?
why don't you assign one of your own men to this?	Because with your special talents, I'm sure you'll do a better job.
bottom line: i don't want some chung king cop getting his head blown off and turning this operation into a international incident.	Why don't you assign one of your own men to this?
what kind of assignment is that?	Bottom line: I don't want some Chung King Cop getting his head blown off and turning this operation into a international incident.
don't worry about the kidnapping, carter, the f.b.i. will handle that. your assignment is lee.	What kind of assignment is that?
i'm talking about the girl.	Don't worry about the kidnapping, Carter, the F.B.I. will handle that. Your assignment is Lee.
he is the situation.	I'm talking about the girl.
sir, he's just gonna get in my way. if i'm gonna handle this situation...	He is the situation.
... the director considers this top priority, considering he is a chinese national and here under difficult circumstances.  his name is lee.  and he is to be shown every courtesy. within reason.	Sir, he's just gonna get in my way. If I'm gonna handle this situation...
you come highly recommended, carter. and your particular assignment requires a special talent.	Interrogation is one a my specialties, but undercover work is my forte.
how much they want?	You come highly recommended, Carter. And your particular assignment requires a special talent.
at this point we don't have much.	How much they want?
any demands yet?	At this point we don't have much.
where do we find him?	You don't. He finds you. Through his people.
you sonuvabitch.	I'm waitin' here for a name.
all i gotta do is implicate.  the feds can do a lot with a good implication. even if you don't get sparky, i'll bet you get ten to twenty more. plenty of time to find a nice fella.	You sonuvabitch.
how did i do this?! maybe you didn't notice but i'm in jail!	All I gotta do is implicate.  The Feds can do a lot with a good implication. Even if you don't get Sparky, I'll bet you get ten to twenty more. Plenty of time to find a nice fella.
you're movin' to death row. see, your fingerprints are now on the murder weapon of four fbi agents. and when i turn this into the lab, they're gonna find lafontaine all over it. and we already know...  ...this is your mo.	How did I do this?! Maybe you didn't notice but I'm in jail!
what are you talking about?	You're movin' to death row. See, your fingerprints are now on the murder weapon of Four FBI Agents. And when I turn this into the lab, they're gonna find Lafontaine all over it. And we already know...  ...this is your MO.
you got a boy friend in here yet? cause you're gonna need somebody to kiss your ass goodbye.	What are you talking about?
okay, look, we're gonna make a trade. you cross the street, leave her on the sidewalk.  i will leave him on this side.  then we trade places.  you get him, i get her.  get the picture, lois?	Do it!
what's this little green wire coming out one side of the package?	I wouldn't touch that if I were you.
you know something? every time i see this stuff, it reminds me of...uh...a double latte grande...  with two shots of non-fat milk.	What are you talking about?
nobody touches me.	Shit, I ain't interested in puttin' my hands on you.  That does nothin' for me.  No. I don't need to be pattin' no ass. All I'm sayin' is, how do I know you're not a cop?
i oughta pat your ass down.  make sure you're not a cop.	Nobody touches me.
i don't trust anybody.  especially first time deals.	I oughta pat your ass down.  Make sure you're not a cop.
this is not a good way to start a relationship, stickin' a gun to a man's head, feelin' around his personal equipment.  make him think you don't trust him.	I don't trust anybody.  Especially first time deals.
you a cop or something?	Or somethin'.
shut up!	You a cop or something?
hey, hey, you start touching me there, i'm gonna start movin'! word up, mother...	Shut up!
take the money with you tonight. pack it in six dragons. you will be contacted again.	I want to speak with my daughter!
hello.	Take the money with you tonight. Pack it in six dragons. You will be contacted again.
you have run out of time.  the amount now is two hundred million.  i will call later with instructions.  you will either deliver the money or pick up the body of your daughter.	Please, you must understand, what happened today was not --
yes.	You have run out of time.  The amount now is two hundred million.  I will call later with instructions.  You will either deliver the money or pick up the body of your daughter.
she's fine.	Can I speak with her?
my daughter.	She's fine.
even if you deny the fbi is there, i will assume you are lying.	My daughter.
yes.	Even if you deny the FBI is there, I will assume you are lying.
ambassador han.	Yes.
hello.	Ambassador Han.
i do.	Pack it into black garbage bags. Throw the bags into a garbage dump in the alley behind the Fang Shan Restaurant in China Town.  You have twenty-nine minutes left.
you have what i asked for?	I do.
yes.	You have what I asked for?
it's griffin.	Griffin?  Where are you.
yes.	It's Griffin.
han?	Yes.
hello.	Han?
and mr. lee?  where is he?	Don't worry, he's with Carter.
yes sir, me too. the state department has authorized release of the funds. we'll have to make the first drop at 7.  as soon as they pick up the money, we've got em.	And Mr. Lee?  Where is he?
i am so sorry about your men.	Yes sir, me too. The State Department has authorized release of the funds. We'll have to make the first drop at 7.  As soon as they pick up the money, we've got em.
come on. let's get you some dry clothes.	Carter, can I have a moment?
i understand, sir. but you are an honored guest of the united states...	He is already on the plane.  I hope you will treat him with the same respect you have shown me.
i am not an american, mr. russ.  my daughter is not an american.	I understand, sir. But you are an honored guest of the United States...
as i said, sir, we've got all the people we need.	I am not an American, Mr. Russ.  My daughter is not an American.
he is very good.	As I said, sir, we've got all the people we need.
ambassador, let me assure you that the fbi has made this a top priority. we have plenty of manpower on the case.	He is very good.
i would like one of my people to help.	Ambassador, let me assure you that the FBI has made this a top priority. We have plenty of manpower on the case.
i will not have friends in america.	Soon Young, don't worry.  You will have many friends very soon.  You will see.  America is a very friendly place.
i was trying to find the right time.	After I left?
i don't believe you.  my father was explaining to mr. griffin.  that is how i found out.	I was trying to find the right time.
i still have work to do here.	I don't believe you.  My father was explaining to Mr. Griffin.  That is how I found out.
when were you going to tell me you were not going with us?	I still have work to do here.
yes.	Let me take you back inside, okay?
right.	I lead Maggie through a visualization exercise.  All the sports shrinks use this head stuff.  Visualize the end zone, if you catch my drift.
so if you're not running and ike graham is there to see it, then any article he writes has got to have a happy ending, right?  all we're doing is turning lemon into lemonade.	I've got news for you.  No amount of sugar and water is going to turn like Graham into something you want to take on a picnic.
i'm not running.	So if you're not running and Ike Graham is there to see it, then any article he writes has got to have a happy ending, right?  All we're doing is turning lemon into lemonade.
let him come to the wedding.  you're not running, right?  say it. "i'm not..."	I'm not running.
you don't understand this guy.	Let him come to the wedding.  You're not running, right?  Say it. "I'm not..."
sure i do.  but the bet defense is a good offense, right?  you're not going to let your opponent throw you off your game.	You don't understand this guy.
at the wedding?  you invite him?  bob, don't you realize he's writing another article about me?	Sure I do.  But the bet defense is a good offense, right?  You're not going to let your opponent throw you off your game.
bob -- are you making friends with this man?	I'm just bragging about how great you are.  I'm the luckiest man alive.
what is he up to now?	Ike just came by to check out the team.
got any last minute advice?	Maintain eye contact.
i didn't want to find out i wasn't for her in the fourth quarter.	Got any last minute advice?
really?	I didn't want to find out I wasn't for her in the fourth quarter.
you look awful.	Thank you.
what do you expect me to say to this?	How about -- "I hope you'll be very happy together"?
at this pace, it could be an evening wedding.	Hold it!  Hold it!  I think we're taking this too fast.
see you at the wedding.	You bet ya, Coach.
ahh.	I'm the town's unofficial fitness trainer.  Big advocate of the mind and body combining for success.  You could say or you can quote me, I'm a glass half full king of guy.
could your confess to father patrick from now on?	Of course.
of course.	Could your confess to Father Patrick from now on?
i'm happy here, where i'm supposed to be.  but if you ever become a catholic, may i ask you a favor, maggie?	Of course.
i'm really sorry that i hurt you, brian.	I'm happy here, where I'm supposed to be.  But if you ever become a Catholic, may I ask you a favor, Maggie?
he wanted to know how you used to like your eggs.	Weird.  Like after all those years you would remem--
god... of course.  i'm sorry -- i mean, i'm...  brian -- i've got to go.  the man's a lunatic, but i know exactly where he's going next.	God bless you, Maggie.
it happens to be how i feel.	God... Of course.  I'm sorry -- I mean, I'm...  Brian -- I've got to go.  The man's a lunatic, but I know exactly where he's going next.
good one!  thanks.	It happens to be how I feel.
how could i be angry at you when clearly what has happened to me is as god intended?	Good one!  Thanks.
and what did you say?	How could I be angry at you when clearly what has happened to me is as God intended?
only respectful things.  what did we have in common back then... what kind of music did you like... did you ruin my life when you left me standing at the altar...	And what did you say?
yes, yes, i'm sure i only did you good, maggie.	What did he ask?
what?  you talked to him!  did you tell him we dated before you were a priest?	Yes, yes, I'm sure I only did you good, Maggie.
actually, he only asked me one ridiculous question.  the rest weren't so bad.	What?  You talked to him!  Did you tell him we dated before you were a priest?
i'll get the dress.	He's here!... He's here!
it's hurting.	We'll rub.
we do it to our dog.	It's hurting.
and in a "v".	Eight is good... "V" could be Victory.
that's it.  back to obedience school.	Okay -- have a seat... gently, carefully.
rub your ears.	Yes, rubbing your ears is very soothing. Cory does that to me when I hyperventilate.
i love his eyes.  i just believe they're listening to you.	His hair... any color.
"nothing but net."	"Never say die."
"make the shot."	"Nothing but net."
"sink the putt."	"Make the shot."
don't be nervous, maggie.  let us visualize.  remember what bob said? "be the ball."	"Sink the putt."
bob's in a hurry.	Don't be nervous, Maggie.  Let us visualize.  Remember what Bob said? "Be the ball."
tell me, why does maggie need another wedding rehearsal and two days before the wedding?  she's already done this.	Bob is making her visualize the ceremony.
maggie!	Where do you think she's going?
well -- i'm sorry, i'm really sorry, ellie.	I'm sorry, too.  Wow.  That only took us between years to say.
no.  no, you didn't.	Well -- I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, Ellie.
is that what i did to you?  is that what happened?  did i just not see you?	No.  No, you didn't.
fisher, let him talk.	But one of those guys -- not one of them -- knew her at all.  Each one was convinced that she was perfect for them, but they didn't see her.  And she never showed up so they couldn't see her. It's a very symbolic thing happening. She becomes what she thinks they wanted to be.
see?  you want custody of my job? ... why not just consider my wrist slapped and call me when you feel i've served my time?	I'm sorry, Ike.  This is permanent.
i already made an appointment for later today.	See?  You want custody of my job? ... Why not just consider my wrist slapped and call me when you feel I've served my time?
lawyers.  i don't know, ellie -- firing me is going to be very tough on you.  it's going to be hard to get over.  there will be therapy bills for you.	I already made an appointment for later today.
no, that's what makes you unemployed.	I merely write the stuff.  You're the one that serves it up.
i didn't cook up a story.  i had a source.	Someone reliable, I'm sure.  A booze- hound in a bar?
that's not nothing to do with it.  you cooked this story up and you know it.	I didn't cook up a story.  I had a source.
lesson number two.  never work for your former spouse.	That's not nothing to do with it.  You cooked this story up and you know it.
journalism lesson number one.  if you fabricate your facts, you get fired.	Lesson number two.  Never work for your former spouse.
what?	Journalism lesson number one.  If you fabricate your facts, you get fired.
-- it's for you, ike.	What?
i left four messages.  you don't return my calls.	So?  I never returned your calls, even when we were married.  And what's Fisher doing here anyway?
fully.  i like her.  she has wit.	I left four messages.  You don't return my calls.
look, he's in pretty good shape.	Poor Ike.
look, he's running after her.	Look, he's in pretty good shape.
or a vegetarian?	Or does she pick "NGB'S" -- "Nice Guys, But..."  Nice guys, but I'm cheap. Nice guys, but he lives with his mom... Nice guys, but he just out of prison.
... just call me when you have it.  ike, how is the story coming?  is she a man-eater?	Or a vegetarian?
overpriced nice apartment and chinese takeout.  that's new york living.	... Just call me when you have it.  Ike, how is the story coming?  Is she a man-eater?
your job is... the ring.  do you have the ring?!	I just found out I'm best man!  I'm lucky I have a suit... What's wrong?
i have no idea what i'm doing.	Your job is... the ring.  Do you have the ring?!
well, i'm good, i don't know if i'm best.	Go talk to the pastor and he'll tell you what to do.  And someone will tell me what to do.
then you'll be my best man.	Well, I'm good, I don't know if I'm best.
of course we are.  of course.	Then you'll be my best man.
no... they're interesting guys.  each one of these guys has something going for him.  i mean, one's been up everest. another's become a priest.  one's a pretty good guitar player.  and this guy today tried to end world hunger, if you can believe that...	Whoa, Ike.  Getting a complex, buddy?
okay, we'll order out.	Order out like a Philistine, when you got the Galloping Gourmet here?...
then come for dinner.	Okay, we'll order out.
yeah.	Then come for dinner.
you're coming here?	Yeah.
look -- i'll be in there later today. i'll come by and tell you all about it.	You're coming here?
i don't know.	Look -- I'll be in there later today. I'll come by and tell you all about it.
no, i'm paying for the dress.  do you think she's still gonna run?	I don't know.
this is about her negative attention, not mine.  did you get the reimbursement for the dress yet?	No, I'm paying for the dress.  Do you think she's still gonna run?
yes, well, my theory was that she may be running because she gets attention... negative attention is attention. like when women whack you on the street because of your column, that's negative attention.	This is about her negative attention, not mine.  Did you get the reimbursement for the dress yet?
don't say "spec" like it's a dirty word. nobody ever paid shakespeare to write a play!  plato never got a book advance...	Oh yeah!  I happen to know from reliable sources that Nietzche got expenses and a rental car.
justice, yes.  paid, i don't know. they like the idea, but my hands are tied with budget restraints.	But I'll get my normal fee, right?
"paid vindication"  that's what i call justice.	Justice, yes.  Paid, I don't know. They like the idea, but my hands are tied with budget restraints.
then you've got it.  if you leave tomorrow for the hinterlands, you'll have plenty of time before her next wedding trot.	"Paid vindication"  That's what I call justice.
okay, you were right.  i hated my column, but i can do this assignment.	Then you've got it.  If you leave tomorrow for the hinterlands, you'll have plenty of time before her next wedding trot.
if she runs, then it's a cover story. all true.  all accurate.	Okay, you were right.  I hated my column, but I can do this assignment.
this is good.  it is a good story, fish.	If she runs, then it's a cover story. All true.  All accurate.
it wouldn't be a bad way to get you back into writing feature pieces again.	This is good.  It is a good story, Fish.
the anatomy of the black widow spider of maryland.	It wouldn't be a bad way to get you back into writing feature pieces again.
all the gory details.	The anatomy of the black widow spider of Maryland.
the real story on miss carpenter.	All the gory details.
vindication.  how would you like to get some?  a chance to prove that, though your facts weren't entirely straight, your theory was correct.	The real story on Miss Carpenter.
what are you trying to say to me, fish?	Vindication.  How would you like to get some?  A chance to prove that, though your facts weren't entirely straight, your theory was correct.
ike, i really liked the runaway bride piece, and since i do freelance stuff for g.q., i'm in a different position now...	What are you trying to say to me, Fish?
in vino veritas.	Don't knock drunk guys in bars.  Drunk guys in bars are good.  It means they're not driving.
ellie asked me to come down to offer moral support.	Since when does Ellie need moral supp--
unbelievable, she got to you.	Oh, please!
no.  i call it like i see it.  i'm a journalist.  i'm a truth teller.	Unbelievable, she got to you.
and you defending her?	No.  I call it like I see it.  I'm a journalist.  I'm a truth teller.
i don't know.  i'm working on it.  i was on the wrong track.	And you defending her?
why do you think she ran?	I don't know.  I'm working on it.  I was on the wrong track.
i don't think that's why she ran.	Why do YOU think she ran?
same as you said.  what did you call her?  a "man-eater", "a devouring death goddess."	I don't think that's why she ran.
not bad.  i was traveling around studying the reproductive and migratory patterns of locusts when maggie met me.	Neuter a locust, feed the world.
guess you'd know about that.  you're an entomologist, right?  how's business?	Not bad.  I was traveling around studying the reproductive and migratory patterns of locusts when Maggie met me.
ah, can't stay away from her, can you? like a moth to a flame.	Guess you'd know about that.  You're an entomologist, right?  How's business?
well, i'm writing another article on the cacophony.	Ah, can't stay away from her, can you? Like a moth to a flame.
she's a cacophony of contradictions.	Well, I'm writing another article on the cacophony.
thanks.	She's a cacophony of contradictions.
and end up in the papers?  i've been humiliated enough already to last a lifetime, thank you.  i'm sorry she got you canned.	Thanks.
you could have told me you were fiance number three.	And end up in the papers?  I've been humiliated enough already to last a lifetime, thank you.  I'm sorry she got you canned.
splendid dissection of maggie carpenter, very professional job.	You could have told me you were fiance number three.
get this man a kamikaze.	Splendid dissection of Maggie Carpenter, very professional job.
it's okay.  there's no microphone. you're no fun.	No, I'm not.
well, i'm off.  a reporter's work is never done.  mrs. pressman, thank you.	Tootaloo.
good fact.  well, you let me know.	Oh, I will.
i'm not sure.  mr. schullian runs the newsstand, he's our local bookie, you know, he's giving eight to one odds she won't.  he says she's so famous now, maybe vegas will give odds on her.  i'm going to wait to hear what the pros say.	Good fact.  Well, you let me know.
it's her fourth time to the altar, you know.  not seven like they said.	I know.  Tell me something.  Do you think she's going to make it all the way this time?
yes, mrs. pressman.	It's her fourth time to the altar, you know.  Not seven like they said.
excuse me, sir.  i have an actual fact for you.	Yes, Mrs. Pressman.
sorry, no.  i just got one.	Excuse me, sir.  I have an actual fact for you.
it's nice that they're still friends.	Oh, sure.  That was a long time ago. See, she's not a man-hater at all. She's very supportive of men...
this game is pretty important to him. he made all-stars in high school, you know.	That must have made you proud.
not yet.  i had a phlemless morning.  i hear he's a pretty good ballplayer.	This game is pretty important to him. He made all-stars in high school, you know.
have you listened to his morning show, "wake up with ballplayer"?	Not yet.  I had a phlemless morning.  I hear he's a pretty good ballplayer.
i think you'd look good in red.	No, she's talking about your hair.
looking for maggie.	Yep.  Maggie -- Someone to see you.
and you are?	Looking for Maggie.
i am just such a reporter.  and you are?	Peggy Phleming.  Not the ice skater.
no, about her getting that asshole from new york fired.	I am just such a reporter.  And you are?
about her upcoming wedding and all.	No, about her getting that asshole from New York fired.
it's been our experience that anyone with some sort of gewgaw on his loafers ends up being another big city reporter wanting to interview maggie.	About her upcoming wedding and all.
what?	It's been our experience that anyone with some sort of gewgaw on his loafers ends up being another big city reporter wanting to interview Maggie.
are you a reporter?	What?
hello.  i'm looking for maggie carpenter.  there was a sign at the hardware store across the street...	Are you a reporter?
thank you.	Oh, come on.  You're practically family.
you should thank lou and i for the wedding car -- a '63 buick.	Thank you.
your two cinnamon rolls.	Bye, Betty.  Thanks.
oh, betty.  i take it you're going to be making the wedding cake and they say you're throwing --	-- The luau for Maggie.
betty trout.  five dollars.	Oh, Betty.  I take it you're going to be making the wedding cake and they say you're throwing --
yes, i am.  and who are you?	Betty Trout.  Five dollars.
dad's fishing trip, grandma's knee operation, grandma's birthday...	Gotta tell you this about my daughter. My daughter makes real good time, even in a long dress and heels.  Maggie may not be Hale's longest running joke, but she certainly is the fastest.
like her mother.	Ah, beautiful.  I just can't see her leaving multiple grooms in the dust like that.
well, wedding cake freezes.  this we know.	You know, your daughter seems...
gee, i hope they don't have a fight out there.  you don't think they'll call it off...?	Well, wedding cake freezes.  This we know.
they made me put my hat back on.	Oh, yeah.  Scared the hell out of Skipper.
pretty good speech, maggie.	I borrowed it from this guy I know. So?
"i guarantee that we'll have tough times.  i guarantee  that at some point one or both oof us will want to get out. but i also guarantee that if i don't ask you to be mine, i'll regret it for the rest of my life. because i know in my heart -- you're the only one for me".	Pretty good speech, Maggie.
i'm listening.	"I guarantee that we'll have tough times.  I guarantee  that at some point one or both oof us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. Because I know in my heart -- you're the only one for me".
i was, because if you said "yes" right away, i wouldn't get to say this next part.  and i've been practicing it.  ready?	I'm listening.
you were not.	I was, because if you said "yes" right away, I wouldn't get to say this next part.  And I've been practicing it.  Ready?
they're mine.  i'm turning in my running shoes to you.	This is getting serious.
used?	They're mine.  I'm turning in my running shoes to you.
yes, i did.	I didn't.  And you being the one at the end of the aisle didn't just fix that.
i think so... when i was walking down the aisle?  i was  walking toward somebody who didn't have any idea who i really was.  and it was only half the other person's fault, because i had done everything to convince him that i was exactly what he wanted.  so it was good that i didn't go through with it because it would have been a lie, but you -- you knew the real me.	Yes, I did.
does it matter?	I think so... When I was walking down the aisle?  I was  walking toward somebody who didn't have any idea who I really was.  And it was only half the other person's fault, because I had done everything to convince him that I was exactly what he wanted.  So it was good that I didn't go through with it because it would have been a lie, but you -- you knew the real me.
i wanted to talk to you about why i run or ride away from things.	Does it matter?
you actually could make breaking and entering into a new career.  so, what are you doing here?	I wanted to talk to you about why I run or ride away from things.
it's something i've always wanted to do.	You actually could make breaking and entering into a new career.  So, what are you doing here?
livid is good.  so what is it, maggie? you here on business?  i saw your lamps. they're terrific.	It's something I've always wanted to do.
i've been making friends with your cat.  is it okay that i'm here?	I don't have much choice in the matter now, do I?  But I can't speak for Italics.  Traitor!
so am i.	So, we'll...
i'm okay with that.	So am I.
and the wedding date.  there's the two of us.  so, you think... maybe... you have to go down the aisle with somebody you love and who love you back.	I'm okay with that.
and the church.	And the wedding date.  There's the two of us.  So, you think... maybe... You have to go down the aisle with somebody you love and who love you back.
well, you do have the dress.	And the church.
yes, you!	Well, you do have the dress.
me?	Yes, you!
to who?  are you asking me?	Me?
i love you.  i love you.	I love you, too.
me, either.	I love you.  I love you.
i don't know.  i, uh -- i frankly don't even want to talk about it.	Me, either.
okay.  so... what, uh... what just happened?  just now?  jus then?  in there?	I don't know.  I, uh -- I frankly don't even want to talk about it.
a little longer for me.	Really?
about a minute...?	A little longer for me.
i'm sorry, bob.  she kissed me back.	I kissed him back.
i'd rather not.	Come on, it'll give you a great view. It's perfect.  Hey.
no.  no -- actually, let's make ike the pastor.	I'd rather not.
yes i do!	No you don't.  You want a man who will lead you down the beach with his head over your eyes just so you can discover the feel of the sand under your feet. You want a guy who will take you into a cave with a thousand candles just to read you a poem.  You want a man to wake you up at dawn because he's burning to talk to you and he can't wait another minute to find out what you'll say.  Am I right?
no, that's called not having a mind of your own.  what are you doing, maggie? you really want to let that man drag you up annapuma on your honeymoon?  you don't want to climb annapuma.	Yes I do!
that's called changing your mind.	No, that's called not having a mind of your own.  What are you doing, Maggie? You really want to let that man drag you up Annapuma on your honeymoon?  You don't want to climb Annapuma.
with the priest, you liked them scrambled.  with the dead head, fried. with the bug guy, poached.  now it's egg whites only, thank you very much.	That's called changing your mind.
what!?	With the priest, you liked them scrambled.  With the Dead Head, fried. With the bug guy, poached.  Now it's egg whites only, thank you very much.
that's right.  you're so lost you don't even know how you like your eggs.	What!?
lost!	That's right.  You're so lost you don't even know how you like your eggs.
supportive?  you weren't being supportive.  you were being scared. just like now.  you are the most lost woman i have ever laid eyes on.	Lost!
every one of those times i was being supportive.  something you won't understand.	Supportive?  You weren't being supportive.  You were being scared. Just like now.  You are the most lost woman I have ever laid eyes on.
or maybe you just wanted to wear the headdress.	Every one of those times I was being supportive.  Something you won't understand.
brian told you that?	Or maybe you just wanted to wear the headdress.
and where you ever really going to run the leper colony in molokai?	Brian told you that?
i already explained about that.	And where you ever really going to run the leper colony in Molokai?
what kind of dead head gets a temporary tattoo?	I already explained about that.
that was very interesting research george was doing!	What kind of Dead Head gets a temporary tattoo?
or the sexual habits of locusts?	That was very interesting research George was doing!
it's fun!  it's high.	Or the sexual habits of locusts?
well, they should.  because they're about to watch you hang yourself again.	It's fun!  It's high.
i had it under control.  now they feel sorry for me.	Well, they should.  Because they're about to watch you hang yourself again.
no, maggie, i defended you. humiliating you is what everyone else is doing.  it's the theme of this party.	I had it under control.  Now they feel sorry for me.
you humiliated me!	No, Maggie, I defended you. Humiliating you is what everyone else is doing.  It's the theme of this party.
i'm the only goddamn person in there pulling for you.	You humiliated me!
yes.	I don't and I don't think you should...
are you all right with this?  you think this is funny?	Yes.
excuse me?	Are you all right with this?  You think this is funny?
i don't know, give me a minute.  are you all right with this?	Excuse me?
where did you disappear to?	Missed me bad, huh?
no.  but i think attraction is too often mistaken for rightness. attraction is very misleading.  and if it's mutual, it's well, terribly distracting.	Yes it is.  And it doesn't mean anything.
kind of isolated.	Yeah.  It's kind of nice.
wrenches.  my dad's gonna love that one.	Kind of isolated.
of what?	Wrenches.  My dad's gonna love that one.
first i have to find some tools.  i need a half and a nine-six-tenth.	Of what?
can you fix it?	First I have to find some tools.  I need a half and a nine-six-tenth.
your filter's clogged.  this takes unleaded.	Can you fix it?
watch your leg, dad.  i'm so tired of this.	Why don't you let him sleep it off in the trunk. I'll take you for a ride. Then we'll come back for him.  Keep an eye on him.
hmmm... figuring out what kind of music i like and then finding me a rare album. you're not trying to soften me up, are you?	No -- I'm cleaning an attic.  I wouldn't attempt the impossible.
no.  you take it.	Hmmm... Figuring out what kind of music I like and then finding me a rare album. You're not trying to soften me up, are you?
it's valuable.  hang onto it.	No.  You take it.
it was in the attic.  it was jus sitting there gathering dust.	It's valuable.  Hang onto it.
oh, my god -- it's miles davis.  this is "king of blue"!  this is the original recording.  hard to find in good condition.  where did you find this?	It was in the attic.  It was jus sitting there gathering dust.
ike... hi, grandma.	Gram here was going to give me the skinny on why you run from marital bliss.
tell me.  when you get to the altar, will you spike the bouquet?	You know, there's no...
of course.	What was that?  I can't order  my eggs without sarcasm?
i'll have the same.	Of course.
fine.  the newspaper's upside down. that's better than fine.	Bob will be very happy.
you look... uh... you look fine.	Fine.  The newspaper's upside down. That's better than fine.
even with everything that's happened i've still never been married and i still deserve a beautiful dress.	Agreed.
no.	Maybe you should ask her some time. Ever thought of that?
you don't know.	No.
i don't know.	You don't know.
now that's romantic.  a proposal like that and you didn't find eternal bliss? what went wrong?	I don't know.
no.  i think i said something eloquent like, "so, uh -- maybe we should, ya know.  what do you think?"	Now that's romantic.  A proposal like that and you didn't find eternal bliss? What went wrong?
so?  is that what you said to her?	No.  I think I said something eloquent like, "So, uh -- maybe we should, ya know.  What do you think?"
i'm a work in progress.	So?  Is that what you said to her?
what do you mean?  it was incredibly romantic!	Maybe it's just me, but -- if you got to dress it up, it doesn't ring true.
highly suspect.	What do you mean?  It was incredibly romantic!
it was one of the most wonderful moments of my life.  cal ripken even applauded.	Highly suspect.
it's a little "silence of the lambs" for me.  i can't believe you waited for the wedding to run.	He's an entomologist!  I thought it was very unique.
still sweet.	It's a little "Silence of the Lambs" for me.  I can't believe you waited for the wedding to run.
always a mood killer.	Still sweet.
well, i'm impressed.  absolutely incredible.  i didn't expect pink and lacy, but this isn't exactly a woman's room.	What an incredible chauvinistic observation.
no, i'm not afraid.  just... maybe someday.	Well, I'm impressed.  Absolutely incredible.  I didn't expect pink and lacy, but this isn't exactly a woman's room.
you afraid to try?	No, I'm not afraid.  Just... Maybe someday.
maybe someday.	You afraid to try?
i like it.  this whole thing is pretty incredible.  i think you could probably sell this lamp idea in new york.	Maybe someday.
i think so.	I like it.  This whole thing is pretty incredible.  I think you could probably sell this lamp idea in New York.
it's a birthday present for my cousin. put your finger in.	Cindy the manicurist.
six-fifty.	Done.
five hundred.	Six-fifty.
seven-fifty.	Five hundred.
too much.	Seven-fifty.
because i think you're writing on spec and with a first person interview, you might actually sell that thing.	Too much.
you've seen the post-its.  i've already got more juicy material than i need. why should i pay you dollar one?	Because I think you're writing on spec and with a first person interview, you might actually sell that thing.
oh, but making up the facts as you go along is ethical?  actually, i meant you.  you probably got severance or expenses or both.  i'll take your check. no credit cards.	You've seen the post-its.  I've already got more juicy material than I need. Why should I pay you dollar one?
my magazine doesn't pay because for stories.  it's not what you call ethical.	Oh, but making up the facts as you go along is ethical?  Actually, I meant you.  You probably got severance or expenses or both.  I'll take your check. No credit cards.
my point is that one again, you're getting it all wrong.  that won't improve your reputation any, and it's not very flattering to me either.  so, i'm going to give you a chance to write the truth.	Really.
i'm not a boastful man.  what's your point?	My point is that one again, you're getting it all wrong.  That won't improve your reputation any, and it's not very flattering to me either.  So, I'm going to give you a chance to write the truth.
you're welcome.  your notes made interesting bedtime reading -- if you like trashy fiction.  your observations are distorted, ungrounded an incomplete. you must be very proud.	I'm not a boastful man.  What's your point?
i take it the desk clerk is one of your many admirers.	How do I do it?  I'm not that beautiful.
you misinterpret everything.  we've all been friends our whole lives.  but that's the types of relationship you wouldn't understand.	Obviously, I'm not the only one who doesn't understand it.  The USS Maggie leaves quite a wake... Excuse me.
you can turn that finger around.	You misinterpret everything.  We've all been friends our whole lives.  But that's the types of relationship you wouldn't understand.
you've been here for three minutes. what did you do to her?	You can turn that finger around.
look, look, man.  i think the man is heartbroken.	He is not!
give me that!	But the most interesting thing here is that I don't see the rose tattoo that I've heard about on your back.
grandma made me the cutest outfit.  i can't wait to show it to you.	A pre-wedding luau?
we think so.	Nothing like sharing your nuptial bed with two Sherpas and a yak.
how romantic.	We think so.
really?	Without oxygen...
twice...	Really?
everest.  is that right?	Twice...
that's fair.	Despite what you think, I don't do it on purpose.  And I have no intention of doing it again.
we'll see.	I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got to get back to work.  I still have my job.
you're going to be very disappointed.	We'll see.
yes.  conviction.  conviction that i'm onto the truth.  you're going to do the same thing to "poor bastard number four" that you did to the last three.  you're going to run again.  and i'm not leaving until you do.	You're going to be very disappointed.
did something happen to make you care about reality?	Yes.  Conviction.  Conviction that I'm onto the truth.  You're going to do the same thing to "poor bastard number four" that you did to the last three.  You're going to run again.  And I'm not leaving until you do.
i'm not here to make you feel bad.  i'm here for vindication.  in my heart...	You have one?
weird dreams?  you're going to tell me about them?	Yes.
nervous?  not at all!  no.  i've never been more certain in my life.  except -- i am having all kinds of weird dreams.	Weird dreams?  You're going to tell me about them?
getting nervous?	Nervous?  Not at all!  No.  I've never been more certain in my life.  Except -- I am having all kinds of weird dreams.
well, instead of a haircut, how about a wash?  you know, get all that city grit out of it.	You'll answer my questions?
originality is my speciality.	Excellent.
i hope you have a different angle. it's pretty much all been covered.	Originality is my speciality.
thank you.  you still think that he was....	Quick.  Very quick.
wedding.  wedding.  you just have to get the rest of your ducks in a row.	Thank you.  You still think that he was....
what are you talking about?	Wedding.  Wedding.  You just have to get the rest of your ducks in a row.
okay.	What are you talking about?
no, i'm just going to head home.	Okay.
want to go to butch's for a drink or something?	No, I'm just going to head home.
i'm just finishing up, too.	Want to go to Butch's for a drink or something?
you okay?  i'm closing.	I'm just finishing up, too.
let's go.	No sauntering down the aisle.  Just make time.  Let's just get there.
you and your lucky geese.  you always see geese.	Not eight...
no, no.  i saw eight geese flying in a "v".	You and your lucky geese.  You always see geese.
he's not coming.  watch.  he's not coming.	No, no.  I saw eight geese flying in a "V".
grandma!	See, this is a mature relationship. She's really found it.
... i don't even want to talk about the luau.  what's this?	It's for the bell.
what happened at the luau?	... I don't even want to talk about the luau.  What's this?
yep.  i want him to be front and center and to watch everything.	What happened at the luau?
he's going to be the pastor?	Yep.  I want him to be front and center and to watch everything.
i haven't seen him in twenty-four hours. it just gives me the creeps a little bit. i'd feel better if i knew where he was.	Would it?
this party is for you and bob.  get your mind off the reporter.	I haven't seen him in twenty-four hours. It just gives me the creeps a little bit. I'd feel better if I knew where he was.
lighten up, what?	This party is for you and Bob.  Get your mind off the reporter.
lighten up, wahine.	Lighten up, what?
you're right.  it's not funny now. maybe we both grew up.	Thanks.  Will you fix my hair?
it's only funny at camp birchwood at three in the morning at a tick hunt. it's not anymore.	You're right.  It's not funny now. Maybe we both grew up.
something that brings warmth to my heart.  duckbill platypus.	It's only funny at Camp Birchwood at three in the morning at a tick hunt. It's not anymore.
i think you're right.  is there anything i can do to make it up to you?	Something that brings warmth to my heart.  Duckbill platypus.
i'm not worried about you and cory or cory and me or even that you're irreversibly screwed up.  but, maggie, you've been like this since we were kids.  and i think now that you are aware of it and that it hurts people's feelings, maybe it's time to move on with your life and commit to someone of your own, like bob, if he's the one.	I think you're right.  Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
peggy, there's distinct possibility that i might be profoundly and irreversibly screwed up.  despite that, i love you and i can promise that i will no longer flirt with cory, and i beg your forgiveness.	I'm not worried about you and Cory or Cory and me or even that you're irreversibly screwed up.  But, Maggie, you've been like this since we were kids.  And I think now that you are aware of it and that it hurts people's feelings, maybe it's time to move on with your life and commit to someone of your own, like Bob, if he's the one.
no.  you're quirky.  quirky and weird are two different things.	Peggy, there's distinct possibility that I might be profoundly and irreversibly screwed up.  Despite that, I love you and I can promise that I will no longer flirt with Cory, and I beg your forgiveness.
but i'm weird.	No.  You're quirky.  Quirky and weird are two different things.
no.  i'm weird.  weird and mysterious are two different things.	But I'm weird.
but you haven't lost your mystery! you're very mysterious!	No.  I'm weird.  Weird and mysterious are two different things.
no, i don't think you're like, "i'm charming and mysterious in a way that even i don't understand and something about me is crying out for protection from a big man like you".  very hard to compete with.  especially to us married women who have lost our mystery.	But you haven't lost your mystery! You're very mysterious!
because you think i'm all like... "hey man, check me out".	No, I don't think you're like, "I'm charming and mysterious in a way that even I don't understand and something about me is crying out for protection from a big man like you".  Very hard to compete with.  Especially to us married women who have lost our mystery.
why?	Because you think I'm all like... "Hey man, check me out".
i'm going to kill myself.	Why?
i know.  i think sometimes you just sort of spaz-out with random excess flirtation energy and it just lands on anything male that moves.	On anything male that moves?  As opposed to anything male that doesn't move?
thank you.  do you think i flirt with cory?	Yes.
good morning to you, too.  you look good.	Thank you.  Do you think I flirt with Cory?
over there.  ten o'clock.  he's talking to our little dennis.  dennis will turn into one of those "sources say" things.	He looks better with that stuff out of his hair.  He's an attractive man.
where?	Over there.  Ten o'clock.  He's talking to our little Dennis.  Dennis will turn into one of those "sources say" things.
there he is.  snoop doggy-dogg.	Where?
not that he doesn't deserve to get fired... look!  cory's going for second!... sneaky!	There he is.  Snoop Doggy-Dogg.
ya think?	Not that he doesn't deserve to get fired... Look!  Cory's going for second!... Sneaky!
it's probably because you got him fired.	Ya think?
that's what he says, but if he thinks that i don't realize he's writing another article, then he's an idiot.	It's probably because you got him fired.
for what reason?  some personal satisfaction?	That's what he says, but if he thinks that I don't realize he's writing another article, then he's an idiot.
okay, he's on base.  can we talk about my life now?  -- ike's going to turn that tattoo stuff into a big deal -- that i was never serious about gill, blah blah.  he's totally out to get me.	For what reason?  Some personal satisfaction?
hold on -- nobody interviews maggie in here unless they're getting haircut.	She's the boss.
reporter?	Yup!
i didn't even need to change this gasket, just put in a little hydraulic fluid.	Stop it.  When you talk like that, I get turned on and it frightens me.
you're a goddess!	I didn't even need to change this gasket, just put in a little hydraulic fluid.
so -- mag -- you've seen this, huh?	Yes, I've seen it.  And I have to say it's the rudest and most offensive... joke anybody's ever played on me!
a harmless joke.	No, it's humiliating and you've been doing it since I was a kid.  I don't like it.  Stop.  You may not like having a daughter with problems.  But guess what?  I don't like having a father who's drunk all the time.  I'll eat in my room.
no.  it's my life.	A harmless joke.
maggie, it's just a joke...	No.  It's my life.
just stop it.  don't say another word like that.	Maggie, it's just a joke...
what?	Just stop it.  Don't say another word like that.
i'm really rooting for this one.	Thank you, Dad.
his name is skipper, dad... steady.	I changed it.  See you later, Mr. Travis.  That guy has a problem... Maggie, you can run everyone's life but your own.
good boy, port hole.	His name is Skipper, Dad... Steady.
i'm not exactly having fun, either... steady.	Good boy, Port Hole.
so i've come to see it as a bonus, really, that we've been able to plan, and pay for, so many weddings.	Not this one.  This one's on me.
yeah.	Maybe she hasn't read the paper...
you know, it's just possible that she hasn't read this yet.	Yeah.
no.	You know, it's just possible that she hasn't read this yet.
no, no.  you're her best friend.	No.
no, you tell her.	No, no.  You're her best friend.
you tell maggie.	No, you tell her.
"and her ritual feast continues as she prepares to make a sacrifice out of the seventh fiance.  so all bets are on and we hope that this boomerang bride isn't honeymooning with las vegas odds makers because many predict that this girl is out of there before the race... before the rice hits the ground"  holy moly.	You tell Maggie.
"what is unusual about miss carpenter is that she likes to dress her men up as grooms before she devours them.  she has already disemboweled six in a row by leaving them at the altar."... i can't ready anymore.	"And her ritual feast continues as she prepares to make a sacrifice out of the seventh fiance.  So all bets are on and we hope that this boomerang bride isn't honeymooning with Las Vegas odds makers because many predict that this girl is out of there before the race... before the rice hits the ground"  Holy moly.
you turn it on, you open it and you stand in front of it for a very long time.	So you're angry.  Big deal.
what am i going to do with a microwave?	You turn it on, you open it and you stand in front of it for a very long time.
you take the microwave?	What am I going to do with a microwave?
how about ... you're too narcissistic to commit to another human being in a long- term way.	That's good.
nope.	How about ... you're too narcissistic to commit to another human being in a long- term way.
you don't love me, is that it?	Nope.
nope.	You don't love me, is that it?
is there somebody else?	Nope.
there's no why, annie.  i'm just not up for it.  i never said i was.	Is there somebody else?
i hope i don't have to pay for that piece of information.	No, that's free.  He's an architect.  Used to do big high-profile projects.  He scaled it all back when his wife died.  Now he remodels people's homes.  He works in a small firm, makes a good living.
it's on the lake right in the middle of seattle.  it rains nine months of the year in seattle.	I hope I don't have to pay for that piece of information.
but it's on the water.	It's on the lake right in the middle of Seattle.  It rains nine months of the year in Seattle.
it's not a boat boat.  it's really a house.	But it's on the water.
boats.  all anyone talks about is the wind.  is it up, is it down.  i can't live with a man who only talks about the wind.	It's not a boat boat.  It's really a house.
houseboats don't go anywhere.	Boats.  All anyone talks about is the wind.  Is it up, is it down.  I can't live with a man who only talks about the wind.
boats.  you go out in them. you come back in them.  i hate them.	Houseboats don't go anywhere.
it sounds nice.	Boats.  You go out in them. You come back in them.  I hate them.
i hate boats.	It sounds nice.
he's got a houseboat.	I hate boats.
tell me he's living in squalor. tell me everything he has is being repossessed, including his filthy, dented mobile home.	He's got a houseboat.
what?	Look!
oh!	What?
yes.  some people will do anything to get out of going to a symphony.	Oh!
you okay?	Yes.  Some people will do anything to get out of going to a symphony.
i think that's what i'm saying.	You okay?
oh, walter.  i don't deserve you.	I think that's what I'm saying.
not really.  look, annie, i love you.  let's leave that out of it.  i don't want to be someone you're settling for.  i don't want to be someone anyone settles for.  i have a life insurance policy, i'm fully invested in growth stocks, i have a paid subscription to home rox office, i have no sexual diseases, i have been steadily employed in a part of the economy that isn't soft, i have expectation in the way of inherited wealth, i dress nicely, i am a member of the private sector, an independent voter, i don't watch monday night football, the only thing wrong with me is that i am allergic to wheat, strawberries, penicillin, pollen, nuts and wool.  there are plenty of women who see me as the brass ring.  if you don't -- marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it, isn't it?	Oh, Walter.  I don't deserve you.
i'm not at the top of the empire state building.  i'm here.	Not really.  Look, Annie, I love you.  Let's leave that out of it.  I don't want to be someone you're settling for.  I don't want to be someone anyone settles for.  I have a life insurance policy, I'm fully invested in growth stocks, I have a paid subscription to Home Rox Office, I have no sexual diseases, I have been steadily employed in a part of the economy that isn't soft, I have expectation in the way of inherited wealth, I dress nicely, I am a member of the private sector, an independent voter, I don't watch Monday Night Football, the only thing wrong with me is that I am allergic to wheat, strawberries, penicillin, pollen, nuts and wool.  There are plenty of women who see me as the brass ring.  If you don't -- marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it, isn't it?
at the top of the empire state building --	I'm not at the top of the Empire State Building.  I'm here.
i told you.  nothing --	At the top of the Empire State Building --
so what happened?	I told you.  Nothing --
yes.  but it wasn't really.  it was just...	So what happened?
-- it was a betrayal.	Yes.  But it wasn't really.  It was just...
i don't know what to say about it, walter.  it was a form of temporary insanity.  but i had to tell you about it because --	-- it was a betrayal.
beautiful view, isn't it?	Walter, there's something I have to tell you --
it was my mother's.	It's so beautiful.  It's just what I would have picked out if I'd had every ring in the world to choose from.  You see what I mean.  There are people who would like a relationship to be full of surprises, but I am not one of them.  Surprises are highly overrated.
walter.	It was my mother's.
i do.	It's just like my grandmother's china.
you couldn't.	I do.
don't hate me but i love this pattern.	You couldn't.
no.	Well, I did.  And you know what I think? I think that it was almost... too perfect.
about forever.	No.
what?	About forever.
i am.  i was just... i just got... i think i got nervous.  it's normal, right? don't you ever feel nervous about, you know?	What?
ever since christmas, you've been different.  kind of distracted, distant.  but i feel like you're coming back from wherever you were.	I am.  I was just... I just got... I think I got nervous.  It's normal, right? Don't you ever feel nervous about, you know?
you go.	Ever since Christmas, you've been different.  Kind of distracted, distant.  But I feel like you're coming back from wherever you were.
and then i'll see you in new york --	Okay, okay.
when you get back, i'll be gone --	And then I'll see you in New York --
not for the kind of place i want to do.  i won't be in chicago that long.	When you get back, I'll be gone --
couldn't you just do a phone interview?	Not for the kind of place I want to do.  I won't be in Chicago that long.
that doesn't make any sense.	I know.  It makes no sense at all.  Thank God my life is in place.
becky heard this woman on the radio complaining about this guy she was sure was rick, which meant he was cheating on her.  she was completely hysterical.  then it turned out the woman lived in duluth.	That doesn't make any sense.
miss scarlett.  in the broom closet.  with the radio.	I gotta go.  I'll see you at work.  Walter, you scared me.  Don't ever do that again.
who is it?	Oh, it's just Becky, she's having trouble with Rich again.  Hold on, Becky, I'm going downstairs.
does it have wheat in it?	I don't think so.
it's delicious, trust me.	Does it have wheat in it?
what is it?	It's delicious, trust me.
we will?  the symphony?  okay.  i'll take you to the russian tea room for pelmeni.	What is it?
go to the symphony --	We will?  The Symphony?  Okay.  I'll take you to the Russian Tea Room for pelmeni.
go for a walk in central park --	Go to the Symphony --
we'll stay at the plaza --	Go for a walk in Central Park --
walter, i'd love to --	We'll stay at the Plaza --
i was thinking, i have to go up to boston for the aap convention and then visit winston-hughes about switching over our computers.  why don't we meet in new york for valentine's day weekend?	Walter, I'd love to --
happy new year.	I was thinking, I have to go up to Boston for the AAP convention and then visit Winston-Hughes about switching over our computers.  Why don't we meet in New York for Valentine's Day weekend?
happy new year, darling.	Happy New Year.
i'll wait.	Don't be silly.  I'll just be ten minutes behind you.
how will i get back to baltimore saturday?  oh god, i forgot my present for your stepmother -- i took it inside by accident.	I'll wait.
you sure you don't want to drive with me?	How will I get back to Baltimore Saturday?  Oh God, I forgot my present for your stepmother -- I took it inside by accident.
nope.  not even when i was young.	You sure you don't want to drive with me?
even when you were young?	Nope.  Not even when I was young.
nope.	Even when you were young?
i love you, walter.  did anyone ever call you anything other than walter?	Nope.
i love you.	I love you, Walter.  Did anyone ever call you anything other than Walter?
they loved you.  i told you they would love you and they did.	I love you.
is that all right with you?	Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
if he eats one tiny piece of a nut --	My head swells up like a watermelon and I drop dead.
don't touch them.  i feel terrible sneezing at a time like this.  this is a big moment for me --	He's allergic to everything, don't worry about it --
am i what they had in mind?	They're going to love you.
i hope he doesn't get out his slides.	Am I what they had in mind?
your uncle milton lost all his money in a puerto rican condominium that went belly up, don't mention the irs or the federal prison system.  your mother is barbara, your father is cliff --	I hope he doesn't get out his slides.
-- who is the most competitive woman in the world --	Your Uncle Milton lost all his money in a Puerto Rican condominium that went belly up, don't mention the IRS or the Federal prison system.  Your mother is Barbara, your father is Cliff --
and your brother tom is a psychology professor and is married to...betsy --	-- who is the most competitive woman in the world --
-- because irene threatened to put the dog to sleep if he didn't --	And your brother Tom is a psychology professor and is married to...Betsy --
harold, who ran away with his secretary but came back --	-- because Irene threatened to put the dog to sleep if he didn't --
-- who's married to --	Harold, who ran away with his secretary but came back --
the short one with black hair is your cousin irene --	-- who's married to --
i love the symphony.	I hate it.  I'm so happy, Becky.  Finally I feel happy.  This is right. This is real.  Everything else is what happens when you watch too many movies and completely lose sight of what counts.  Please don't tell anyone about what happened.  "Sleepless in Seattle" is history.
we're going to the rainbow room and the symphony tomorrow night.	I love the symphony.
what are your plans in new york?	We're going to the Rainbow Room and the symphony tomorrow night.
no, i'm not.	What are your plans in New York?
you're going to miss the train.	No, I'm not.
what about the letter?	It doesn't mean anything.  It was written before I went out there.  Before the ho.
i'm going to run back to walter's arms, if he's still have me.	What about the letter?
so he can't write.  big deal. i mean, verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and our pathetic need for it is what gets us into so much trouble.	I'm going to run back to Walter's arms, if he's still have me.
m.f.e.o.?	Made for each other.
"dear annie: thanks for your letter.  it was great.  we're very excited about meeting you in new york on valentine's day and seeing if we are m.f.e.o. sleepless in seattle."	M.F.E.O.?
so i mailed your letter.	"Dear Annie: Thanks for your letter.  It was great.  We're very excited about meeting you in New York on Valentine's Day and seeing if we are M.F.E.O. Sleepless in Seattle."
becky?	So I mailed your letter.
well, it's the same woman.  and he was crazy about her.  what is this?  this is from seattle.	Becky?
this is a photo of hair.	Well, it's the same woman.  And he was crazy about her.  What is this?  This is from Seattle.
i saw her.  she looked just like this --	This is a photo of hair.
you don't know who she was, annie --	I saw her.  She looked just like this --
it's a sign i've watched this movie too many times.  i'm so stupid.  from the minute i listen to that stupid program on the radio, i've been a complete jerk.	You don't know who she was, Annie --
it's a sign --	It's a sign I've watched this movie too many times.  I'm so stupid.  From the minute I listen to that stupid program on the radio, I've been a complete jerk.
but he saw you, right?	He said hello.
that was nothing compared to this humiliation, nothing.	But he saw you, right?
i love that dream.	That was nothing compared to this humiliation, nothing.
you know that dream where you're walking down the street naked and everyone is looking at you?	I love that dream.
you were standing in the middle of the street?	You know that dream where you're walking down the street naked and everyone is looking at you?
i love you, too.	Good night.
thank you.  i love you.	I love you, too.
no.  that's the weirdest part about it.	Thank you.  I love you.
is this crazy?	No.  That's the weirdest part about it.
what?	Is this crazy?
becky?	What?
okay.  good.  goodbye.	Becky?
that's not what i mean.  i'm going back over there tomorrow and talk to him.  i am.	Okay.  Good.  Goodbye.
you told a lie and got on a plane.	That's not what I mean.  I'm going back over there tomorrow and talk to him.  I am.
i couldn't do it.  how did i get here?	You told a lie and got on a plane.
did you talk to him?	I couldn't do it.  How did I get here?
you'd probably have to go somewhere to really look into it.	Definitely.
i thought i would look into doing a story about those radio shows.	You'd probably have to go somewhere to really look into it.
what?	The kid is on.  You've got me listening to this garbage. Go on, turn it on.
turn on your radio!	What?
hello.	Turn on your radio!
do you think at the end of the movie when she's in the wheelchair they can still do it?	I always wondered about that too.
i know.	Do you think at the end of the movie when she's in the wheelchair they can still do it?
men never get this movie.	I know.
listen to this, i love this part --	Men never get this movie.
plus he fell in love with a temp.	Listen to this, I love this part --
and then you left him? he lost weight there and you left him?	Plus he fell in love with a temp.
yes.	And then you left him? He lost weight there and you left him?
no.	Yes.
can too.	No.
that's impossible.  a guy can't --	Can too.
he lost all the weight... there.	That's impossible.  A guy can't --
you never told me you left your husband because he went on a diet.	He lost all the weight... there.
you want to hear about destiny? if my husband hadn't gone on a diet, which caused me to leave him, i would never have been on that flight to miami, and met rick, and ended up having sex in the bathroom of a 727 with that nob you slide that says "vacant-occupied, vacant- occupied, vacant-occupied" --	You never told me you left your husband because he went on a diet.
good.  perfect.  i'll be in new york with walter, i can squeeze it in.	You want to hear about destiny? If my husband hadn't gone on a diet, which caused me to leave him, I would never have been on that flight to Miami, and met Rick, and ended up having sex in the bathroom of a 727 with that nob you slide that says "vacant-occupied, vacant- occupied, vacant-occupied" --
"on top of the empire state building at sunset on valentine's day."	Good.  Perfect.  I'll be in New York with Walter, I can squeeze it in.
"i want to meet you..."	"On top of the Empire State Building at sunset on Valentine's Day."
your destiny can be your doom. look at me and rick.	"I want to meet you..."
i don't know.  i mean, what if i never meet him? what if this man is my destiny and i never meet him?	Your destiny can be your doom. Look at me and Rick.
what?	I don't know.  I mean, what if I never meet him? What if this man is my destiny and I never meet him?
i should say something in this about magic.	What?
right.	I should say something in this about magic.
i'm going to marry walter.  i just have to get this out of my system.	Right.
you are.  you're losing your mind.  what about walter?	I'm going to marry Walter.  I just have to get this out of my system.
i know that.  you think i don't know that? "i know that's a dumb way to begin, but it's the only way i can think of to convey what happened to me the other night when i heard the two of you on the radio.  on the other hand, maybe i'm just losing my mind."	You are.  You're losing your mind.  What about Walter?
and this woman is a writer! that's what everyone writes at the beginning of letters to strangers.	I know that.  You think I don't know that? "I know that's a dumb way to begin, but it's the only way I can think of to convey what happened to me the other night when I heard the two of you on the radio.  On the other hand, maybe I'm just losing my mind."
"i am not the sort of person who listens to call-in radio shows" --	And this woman is a writer! That's what everyone writes at the beginning of letters to strangers.
it sounds like the name of a mattress store --	"I am not the sort of person who listens to call-in radio shows" --
"dear sleepless and son..."	It sounds like the name of a mattress store --
... movie.  that's your problem.  you don't want to be in love.  you want to be in love in a movie.  read it to me.	"Dear Sleepless and Son..."
they knew it.  time, distance, nothing could separate them. because they knew.  it was right.  it was real.  it was...	... movie.  That's your problem.  You don't want to be in love.  You want to be in love in a movie.  Read it to me.
you're a basket case.	They knew it.  Time, distance, nothing could separate them. Because they knew.  It was right.  It was real.  It was...
oh? oh, really? now we're getting down to it.	Not.
actually, he sounded nice.	Oh? Oh, really? Now we're getting down to it.
and now 2,000 women want his number.  the guy could be a crackhead, a psychopath, a flasher, a junkie, a transvestite, a chain-saw murderer, or someone really sick, like rick.	Actually, he sounded nice.
that's what she called him on the show.  because he can't sleep.	And now 2,000 women want his number.  The guy could be a crackhead, a psychopath, a flasher, a junkie, a transvestite, a chain-saw murderer, or someone really sick, like Rick.
"sleepless in seattle"?	That's what she called him on the show.  Because he can't sleep.
nothing's with me.	"Sleepless in Seattle"?
what's with you?	Nothing's with me.
what was what?	What's with you?
what was that about up there?	What was what?
it's not true, but it feels true.	There's practically a whole book about how that statistic is not true --
about what?	Whatever it is.
you should write something about this.	About what?
no.  not remotely.  i just want to find out about him.	You want a tail.  I got a guy in Seattle --
oh.  like glenn close in that movie.	No.  Not remotely.  I just want to find out about him.
i'll tell you the truth, i heard this guy on a call-in radio show and i might not marry the person i should marry because i've become obsessed with him.	Oh.  Like Glenn Close in that movie.
a sense of humor.	I'll tell you the truth, I heard this guy on a call-in radio show and I might not marry the person I should marry because I've become obsessed with him.
no, no, no, it's more like, who is he, does he have a sense of humor, is he nice -- no forget nice, i've got nice --	A sense of humor.
so you want a financial, is he a deadbeat, we can do a d&b --	No, no, no, it's more like, who is he, does he have a sense of humor, is he nice -- no forget nice, I've got nice --
no, i know that part --	So you want a financial, is he a deadbeat, we can do a D&B --
do you want a matrimonial, past wives, any kids--	No, I know that part --
she has a pattern of getting involved with losers... once she almost ran away with a human cannonball from the circus.	Do you want a matrimonial, past wives, any kids--
okay.	She has a pattern of getting involved with losers... Once she almost ran away with a human cannonball from the circus.
i need to know about him because... he's involved with my sister...	Okay.
go home for the weekend.	That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go home.  I quit.  Laurie, I quit.  I'm going back to Baltimore.  How does a blonde do a high- five?
i want my money.	Go home for the weekend.
maybe you should see a shrink.	I want my money.
i know.	Maybe you should see a shrink.
he wasn't even wrong for you, like <u>cosmically</u> wrong, so don't beat up on yourself for wasting...however long it was.	I know.
i know.	He wasn't even wrong for you, like <u>cosmically</u> wrong, so don't beat up on yourself for wasting...however long it was.
honey, he wasn't right for you.	I know.
howard.	Howard.
hi, jonah.  sam.  and who is this?	Howard.
i'm jonah.  that's my dad.  his name is sam.	Hi, Jonah.  Sam.  And who is this?
are you annie?	Yes.
oh god, it's major.  he's kissing her on the lips.  i have to stop this.	Come on, Jonah --
this is a complete disaster.  i wanted him to find a wife, but he's got the wrong one --	How am I going to explain this to Walter?
please --	This is a grotesque violation of this man's personal life, but never mind --
perfect.  sandbag the father.	And you crazy? He thinks shows like this are dumb.  If you didn't have an 800 number I could never get away with this --
thank you, tom.  i feel so much better just having blown this off.	Any time.
yes, i did.	Thank you, Tom.  I feel so much better just having blown this off.
i know, i know.  i do not want to move to seattle.  but what i really don't want to do is end up always wondering what might have happened and knowing i could have done something. what do you think?  it's just cold feet, isn't it? everyone panics before they get married, didn't you?	Yes, I did.
it rains nine months of the year in seattle.	I know, I know.  I do not want to move to Seattle.  But what I really don't want to do is end up always wondering what might have happened and knowing I could have done something. What do you think?  It's just cold feet, isn't it? Everyone panics before they get married, didn't you?
i don't even know him.  but i'm having all these fantasies about a man i've never met, who lives in seattle.	It rains nine months of the year in Seattle.
annie, when you meet someone and you're attracted to them, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously.  so what we think of as chemistry is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match.	I don't even know him.  But I'm having all these fantasies about a man I've never met, who lives in Seattle.
but when you met her, did you believe she was the only person for you? that in some mystical, cosmic way, it was fated?	Annie, when you meet someone and you're attracted to them, it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously.  So what we think of as chemistry is just two neuroses knowing that they are a perfect match.
i got married because betsy said we had to break up or get married.  so we get married.	But when you met her, did you believe she was the only person for you? That in some mystical, cosmic way, it was fated?
i mean, why did you get married? was it all fireworks and trumpets and --	I got married because Betsy said we had to break up or get married.  So we get married.
what?	I mean, why did you get married? Was it all fireworks and trumpets and --
i think i'm going crazy, tom. i really do.  are you happily married?	What?
it's a sign.	You don't believe in signs.
so you'll get married in a new dress.	It's a sign.
like... clockwork.	So you'll get married in a new dress.
well, fine, fine.  fiddle da dee.  and how's it working?	Like... clockwork.
mom, we already...	Well, fine, fine.  Fiddle da dee.  And how's it working?
of course it took several years before everything worked like clockwork in that department, so don't be worried if it takes a while --	Mom, we already...
mom!	Of course it took several years before everything worked like clockwork in that department, so don't be worried if it takes a while --
i knew we would be together forever, and that everything would be wonderful, just the way you feel about walter. walter.  it's quite a formal name, isn't it?  one of the things i truly knew was that your father and i were going to have a wonderful time ... in the sack i believe you call it --	Mom!
magic.	I knew we would be together forever, and that everything would be wonderful, just the way you feel about Walter. Walter.  It's quite a formal name, isn't it?  One of the things I truly knew was that your father and I were going to have a wonderful time ... in the sack I believe you call it --
magic.  it was magic.	Magic.
what?	Magic.  It was magic.
you know.	What?
what?	You know.
i was in atlantic city with my family.  cliff was a waiter. he talked me into sneaking out for a midnight walk on the steel pier.  i've probably told you this a million times, but i don't care.  and then he held my hand.  i was scared.  all sorts of thing were going through my head.  but after a while i forgot about them.  at one point i looked down, at our hands, and i couldn't tell which fingers were mine and which were his.  and i knew.	What?
it wasn't a sign.  it was a coincidence.	I was in Atlantic City with my family.  Cliff was a waiter. He talked me into sneaking out for a midnight walk on the Steel Pier.  I've probably told you this a million times, but I don't care.  And then he held my hand.  I was scared.  All sorts of thing were going through my head.  But after a while I forgot about them.  At one point I looked down, at our hands, and I couldn't tell which fingers were mine and which were his.  And I knew.
then how do you explain that you both ordered exactly the same sandwich except for the bread? how many people in this world like lettuce and tomato without something else like tuna?	It wasn't a sign.  It was a coincidence.
oh, please.  destiny's just something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.	Then how do you explain that you both ordered exactly the same sandwich except for the bread? How many people in this world like lettuce and tomato without something else like tuna?
destiny takes a hand.	Oh, please.  Destiny's just something we've invented because we can't stand the fact that everything that happens is accidental.
it is, isn't it? you make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day you decide to order takeout and it changes your life.	Destiny takes a hand.
how amazing.	It is, isn't it? You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day you decide to order takeout and it changes your life.
it's silly, really.  i mean, i'd seen him at the office, obviously i'd seen him, he's the associate publisher, and then one day we both ordered sandwiches from the same place, and he got my lettuce and tomato sandwich on whole wheat, which of course he was allergic to, and i got his lettuce and tomato on white.	How amazing.
how did it happen?	It's silly, really.  I mean, I'd seen him at the office, obviously I'd seen him, he's the associate publisher, and then one day we both ordered sandwiches from the same place, and he got my lettuce and tomato sandwich on whole wheat, which of course he was allergic to, and I got his lettuce and tomato on white.
you'll love them.  we're going down to d.c.  tonight to be with them christmas morning.	How did it happen?
are his folks nice?	You'll love them.  We're going down to D.C.  tonight to be with them Christmas morning.
i know.  he's wonderful, isn't he?	Are his folks nice?
i notice these things are back in fashion.  oh, honey.  he's a lovely man, annie.	I know.  He's wonderful, isn't he?
granny's dress.  oh, mom.	I notice these things are back in fashion.  Oh, honey.  He's a lovely man, Annie.
the historical society wanted this and i never would give it to them --	Granny's dress.  Oh, Mom.
it's probably just the flowers --	We'll move them --
everybody! annie has an announcement --	Walter and I are engaged!
it's me?	The one in the street.  I chased after you.
it's you.	It's me?
hi.  so far so good.  so.  what should we talk about? how insecure we were in high school.  shirley votypka, the first girl i ever felt up. health.  what about health? did you know that eating six macadamia nuts is the equivalent of eating a steak?	Shhhh --
hi.	Hi.  So far so good.  So.  What should we talk about? How insecure we were in high school.  Shirley Votypka, the first girl I ever felt up. Health.  What about health? Did you know that eating six macadamia nuts is the equivalent of eating a steak?
hello.	Hello.
magic.	Magic.
you touch her for the first time, and suddenly... you're home.  it's almost like...	Magic.
sure you do.	Sure you do --
sam, if you're not doing anything new year's -- obviously you're not doing anything new year's -- we're having some people over, all of them married, not one even remotely interested in playing around.  does that sound great or what?  i can't think of the last time i was at a party when anything actually happened.	Thanks, but I'll pass.  It's kind of a big night.  I don't like to leave Jonah alone.
the point is, take the client out to dinner and ask her to marry you and then maybe we won't have to redo the kitchen cabinets.	Why me? What about Jay?
grace the dispatcher.  great.	The point is, take the client out to dinner and ask her to marry you and then maybe we won't have to redo the kitchen cabinets.
grace heard it.	Grace the dispatcher.  Great.
great.  this is great.  the whole town knows.  just out of curiosity, how do you two know?	Grace heard it.
which means --	The cabinets have to be redone --
why not?	And if I could describe it, it probably wouldn't be on a radio show.  But what the hell.  It's not one specific thing.  It's more of a feeling.
i don't think i could really describe it.	Why not?
what was it that made you know?	I don't think I could really describe it.
i don't know.  when i met my wife, it was so clear.  i just <u>knew</u>.	What was it that made you know?
what are you going to do, sam?	I don't know.  When I met my wife, it was so clear.  I just <u>knew</u>.
it's hard to imagine.	What are you going to do, Sam?
do you think there's somebody out there you could love as much as your wife? maybe even more?	It's hard to imagine.
we've been talking to -- well, let's just call him sleepless in seattle, and we'll be right back after this break with listener response, <u>your</u> response, to the things we've been discussing.  the number to call is...	What's she talking about?
look, doctor, i don't want to be rude, but --	And I don't want to invade your privacy --
why not?	Look, Doctor, I don't want to be rude, but --
no.	Why not?
have you had any relationship since?	No.
it's been about a year and a half.	Have you had any relationship since?
good.  how long ago did your wife die?	It's been about a year and a half.
all righ...	Good.  How long ago did your wife die?
i'm not mad at you.  okay, i'm not mad at you.	I think it's hard for him to talk to you about all this. Maybe we could talk and it would make him feel a little better.
dr. marcia fieldstone of network america.	Jesus, are we on the air? Jonah, for God's sake --
who is this?	Dr. Marcia Fieldstone of Network America.
i'm not selling anything.  your son called and asked for advice on how to find you a new wife.	Who is this?
i'm probably not interested in whatever you're selling.	I'm not selling anything.  Your son called and asked for advice on how to find you a new wife.
hello, sam, this is dr. marcia fieldstone on network america.	I'm probably not interested in whatever you're selling.
hello.	Hello, Sam, this is Dr. Marcia Fieldstone on Network America.
i have no doubt that you're a good dad.  you can tell a lot from a person's voice.  but something must be missing if jonah feels that you're still under a cloud.	Tell her how you don't sleep at night.
okay, but if i get yelled at, i'm never gonna listen to this show again.	Fair enough.
i'm sure he won't be angry once he realizes how concerned you are about him.	Okay, but if I get yelled at, I'm never gonna listen to this show again.
i don't know --	I'm sure he won't be angry once he realizes how concerned you are about him.
well, i think i can help a little more if i talk to him directly.	I don't know --
yeah.	Well, I think I can help a little more if I talk to him directly.
is he home right now?	Yeah.
it's very hard for him to talk about this stuff.  it's like it makes him sadder.	You want me to talk to him?
why not?	It's very hard for him to talk about this stuff.  It's like it makes him sadder.
no.	Why not?
and you're worried about him.	I'm worried about him, he's worried about me, I ride my bike to school, he follows in the car, like I'm not supposed to know he's there.  Now it's Christmas, and you know what happens to people at Christmas.
i've been pretty sad, but i think my dad is worse.	And you're worried about him.
i'm sorry to hear that, jonah.	I've been pretty sad, but I think my dad is worse.
where's your mom?	She died.
he doesn't have one now. that's the problem.	Where's your mom?
you don't like the one he was now?	He doesn't have one now. That's the problem.
it's not for me.  it's for my dad.  i think he needs a new wife.	You don't like the one he was now?
got me there.  what's your christmas wish, jonah?	It's not for me.  It's for my dad.  I think he needs a new wife.
it's not that late in seattle.	Got me there.  What's your Christmas wish, Jonah?
no last names, jonah.  hello there, you sound younger than our usual callers.  how come you're up so late?	It's not that late in Seattle.
it is not --	Right, right.
it is easier to be killed by a terrorist --	It is not --
no.	It is easier to be killed by a terrorist --
how about rapacious and love- starved?	No.
just because someone's looking for a nice guy doesn't make them desperate.	How about rapacious and love- starved?
they met at the empire state building, only they didn't. never mind.	What kind of person would write to someone they heard on the radio?
you'll like it.	This is going to be tougher than I thought.
some woman is going to want me to do it to her and i'm not going to know what it is.	You'll like it.
you'll see.	Some woman is going to want me to do it to her and I'm not going to know what it is.
what is it?	You'll see.
you'll find out.	What is it?
what's tira misu?	You'll find out.
great.  they'll have a parade in your honor.  you'll be man of the year in seattle magazine.  tira misu.	What's tira misu?
i don't think it could let a woman pay for dinner.	Great.  They'll have a parade in your honor.  You'll be Man of the Year in Seattle Magazine.  Tira misu.
well.  things are different. first, you have to be friends. you have to like each other. then you neck.  this can go on for years.  then you have tests.  then you get to do it with a condom.  the good news is, split the check.	I don't think it could let a woman pay for dinner.
seventy... eight.	Well.  Things are different. First, you have to be friends. You have to like each other. Then you neck.  This can go on for years.  Then you have tests.  Then you get to do it with a condom.  The good news is, split the check.
when's the latest time you were out there?	Seventy... eight.
everywhere.  you can't even turn on the news without hearing about how some babe thought some guy's butt was cute.  who the first babe to say this was i don't know, but it caught on.	When's the latest time you were out there?
you mean, like, "he has the cutest butt"? where did i hear that recently?	Everywhere.  You can't even turn on the news without hearing about how some babe thought some guy's butt was cute.  Who the first babe to say this was I don't know, but it caught on.
and that's what i'm trying to tell you.  what women are looking over, okay? pecs and a cute butt.	You mean, like, "He has the cutest butt"? Where did I hear that recently?
i'm not asking you to set me up, jay.  that's not what i need your help for.  i want to know what it's like over there.	And that's what I'm trying to tell you.  What women are looking over, okay? Pecs and a cute butt.
sandy has a girlfriend, clenda ... she's a weightlifter, but it's not like her neck is bigger than her head or anything --	I'm not asking you to set me up, Jay.  That's not what I need your help for.  I want to know what it's like over there.
hey, my plate is full.	Well, okay.  What's the big deal?  If she'll forget the new fireplace, I'll marry her. Just point me in the right direction.
i don't know.  do i?	I'd rather die than eat on an airplane.  I'm telling them you're twelve so you can fly unaccompanied and they won't make you be carried around by a stewardess and everything.
do you want a fruit plate?	I don't know.  Do I?
window.	Do you want a fruit plate?
do you want an aisle or a window seat?	Window.
i have forty-two.  so that would definitely cover taxicabs, i think.	But how am I going to get there?
eighty dollars.	I have forty-two.  So that would definitely cover taxicabs, I think.
nobody knows.  it changes practically every day.  how much money do you have?	Eighty dollars.
do you know how much it costs to go to new york?	Nobody knows.  It changes practically every day.  How much money do you have?
you have to go to her, jonah. you have to find her.	Do you know how much it costs to go to New York?
i don't get it.	You have to go to her, Jonah. You have to find her.
this is the best movie i've ever seen in my life.	I don't get it.
yeah.  what's that?	Your only hope.
it's y. o. h.	Yeah.  What's that?
you think so?	It's Y. O. H.
write her.	You think so?
dad, could you close the door?	H and G.  Hi and goodbye.
what do you mean, okay? wouldn't you like a dog?	Sure.
okay.	What do you mean, okay? Wouldn't you like a dog?
maybe we'll get a dog when we get back.	Okay.
i can't believe you flew first class.	It was all they had.
no.	I can't believe you flew first class.
i mean, so far, have i screwed it up for you?	No.
no.	I mean, so far, have I screwed it up for you?
listen, have i ever done anything really stupid?	No.
if i didn't go.	Listen, have I ever done anything really stupid?
when i found you?	If I didn't go.
i was scared of what you were gonna do.	When I found you?
what if i couldn't get to you?	I was scared of what you were gonna do.
no.	Goddammit, I am sick of this --
get out.	No.
i'm not leaving this room until you say yes.	Get out.
i can't know what i said, but we're not going.	I'm not leaving this room until you say yes.
did too.	I can't know what I said, but we're not going.
did not.	Did too.
you said we could go to new york.	Did not.
this conversation is finished.	You said we could go to New York.
shut up?  shut up???  mom never did that.  mom never said shut up to me.  mom never yelled at me.	This conversation is finished.
shut up.	Shut up?  Shut up???  Mom never did that.  Mom never said shut up to me.  Mom never yelled at me.
what's wrong with annie?	Shut up.
thank you, jonah.  but the point is, i am not asking permission.	What's wrong with Annie?
fine.  i won't say anything. you can marry count dracula.	Thank you, Jonah.  But the point is, I am not asking permission.
i have to have a life.  i have to do things that i want with people my own age.  it's none of your business who i am going out with.  i don't give a good goddam if you're angry --	This is the one I like.
yes.	I have to have a life.  I have to do things that I want with people my own age.  It's none of your business who I am going out with.  I don't give a good goddam if you're angry --
are you going with her?	Yes.
i'm only going to be away one night, okay, and clarise will be here.  you'll have a swell time.  you'll watch a little geraldo, some nightmare on elm street 12, i'll never know.	Are you going with her?
it might be in the kitchen.	I'm only going to be away one night, okay, and Clarise will be here.  You'll have a swell time.  You'll watch a little Geraldo, some Nightmare on Elm Street 12, I'll never know.
have you seen my wallet?	It might be in the kitchen.
the reason i know this and you don't is that i'm younger and purer so i'm more in touch with cosmic forces.	I sincerely hope you are not going to marry Jessica.
who is annie?	The one who wrote us.
dad, i was talking to jessica about reincarnation, and she thinks that probably you knew annie in another life.	Who is Annie?
victoria? she's okay.	Dad, I was talking to Jessica about reincarnation, and she thinks that probably you knew Annie in another life.
god, she's beautiful.	Victoria? She's okay.
was mom an adjustment?	I'm never going to meet anyone who's going to measure up to your mom in your eyes? What do you think? There's a perfect woman walking around out there?
jonah, this isn't fair.  you don't know victoria.  i hardly know her myself.  she is, in fact, a mystery to me.  she tosses her hair a lot.  why does she do this? i have no idea.  is it a twitch? does she need a haircut? should she use barrette so it doesn't keep falling in her face? these are things that i'm willing to get to the bottom of, and that is why i am dating her.  that is all i am doing. i am not marrying her.  can you appreciate the difference? that's what single people do, they try people on and they see if they fit.  but nobody fits perfectly, everyone is an adjustment.	Was Mom an adjustment?
this is not a joke.  thank god victoria doesn't know.  it would really have hurt her feelings.	If she knew, she'd never forgive me.  It would be hopeless for the two of you.
it's a short word.	This is not a joke.  Thank God Victoria doesn't know.  It would really have hurt her feelings.
long enough to call victoria a ho.	It's a short word.
i just called for a second.	Long enough to call Victoria a ho.
everyone at work heard you.	I just called for a second.
no.	Everyone at work heard you.
did you call that radio station again?	No.
the water tastes better in the kitchen.	That's true.  Why is that?
there's a bathroom upstairs.	The water tastes better in the kitchen.
i was thirsty.	There's a bathroom upstairs.
what are you doing up?	I was thirsty.
i thought i saw a black widow spider.	What are you doing up?
don't ever do that again.	I thought I saw a black widow spider.
thanks for dinner.  i never saw anybody cook potatoes that way.	I'm glad you liked it.  Good night, Jonah.
thank victoria for dinner.	Thanks for dinner.  I never saw anybody cook potatoes that way.
okay.	Thank Victoria for dinner.
jonah!	Okay.
it's only ten o'clock.	Jonah!
okay, tiger.  time for bed.	It's only ten o'clock.
why is she bringing that bag?	She's going to cook something for us?
there she is.	Why is she bringing that bag?
i figure we could go to new york, catch the knicks, and since we'd be there anyway, obviously we'd go to the empire state building --	There she is.
she doesn't want us to go to baltimore.  she wants to meet us in new york city on valentine's day.  on top of the empire state building.	Perfect.  We'll be there.
here is seattle.  and here is baltimore.  case closed.	She doesn't want us to go to Baltimore.  She wants to meet us in New York City on Valentine's Day.  On top of the Empire State Building.
it's a sign.	Oh, right.
everyone thinks brooks robinson is the greatest.	It's a sign.
dad!	Everyone thinks Brooks Robinson is the greatest.
wait!!!  -- "and while we're on the subject, let's just say right now that brooks robinson was the best third baseman ever. it's important that you agree with me on that because i'm from baltimore."  dad, she thinks brooks robinson is the greatest.	Dad!
jonah, i'm leaving --	WAIT!!!  -- "and while we're on the subject, let's just say right now that Brooks Robinson was the best third baseman ever. It's important that you agree with me on that because I'm from Baltimore."  Dad, she thinks Brooks Robinson is the greatest.
just this one part, okay?  "i have been an excellent third-baseman for as long as i or anyone else can remember, and i guarantee you will not get one past me"	Jonah, I'm leaving --
not now, jonah --	Just this one part, okay?  "I have been an excellent third-baseman for as long as I or anyone else can remember, and I guarantee you will not get one past me"
listen to this --	Not now, Jonah --
now i'm late.  bye.	Listen to this --
her name is annie.  annie reed.	Now I'm late.  Bye.
the heels on these shoes are very large.  why have i never noticed this? the heels on these shoes are grotesque.	Her name is Annie.  Annie Reed.
this is a good letter, dad.	The heels on these shoes are very large.  Why have I never noticed this? The heels on these shoes are grotesque.
i look stupid.  i look stupid, don't i? i look like i'm trying too hard.  i was going to get a haircut but then i thought i'd look like i just got a haircut.	This is a good letter, Dad.
great.	I look stupid.  I look stupid, don't I? I look like I'm trying too hard.  I was going to get a haircut but then I thought I'd look like I just got a haircut.
this one's for both of us.	Sleepless and Son.  Baltimore.
i... uh... have a date with someone friday night.	Good.
i know.  but she's here, jonah. because i have you.  and as long as i have you, i have your mom.	I... uh... have a date with someone Friday night.
i'm starting to forget her.	I know.  But she's here, Jonah. Because I have you.  And as long as I have you, I have your Mom.
i never did.  or the whole idea of an afterlife.  but i don't know any more.  i have these dreams about... your mom... and we have long talks about... about you, and how you are, which she sort of knows but i tell her anyway.  so what is that? it's sort of an afterlife, isn't it?	I'm starting to forget her.
like do you believe in heaven?	I never did.  Or the whole idea of an afterlife.  But I don't know any more.  I have these dreams about... your mom... and we have long talks about... about you, and how you are, which she sort of knows but I tell her anyway.  So what is that? It's sort of an afterlife, isn't it?
i don't know.	Like do you believe in heaven?
i miss her.  what do you think happens to someone after they die?	I don't know.
is that what she used to sing?	I miss her.  What do you think happens to someone after they die?
bye bye blackbird.	Is that what she used to sing?
you're worried we're going to be all right.  we're going to be all right.  i remember sometimes you'd have nightmares as a baby.  your mom would hold you and rock you and sing you a song.	Bye bye blackbird.
our house.  there was water coming in all the windows.	You're worried we're going to be all right.  We're going to be all right.  I remember sometimes you'd have nightmares as a baby.  Your mom would hold you and rock you and sing you a song.
what was?	Our house.  There was water coming in all the windows.
it was sinking.	What was?
i know.	How do you know?
dad, this is amazing.  if you play this backwards, it says "paul is dead."	I know.
it's nice to meet you, jessica.	Dad, this is amazing.  If you play this backwards, it says "Paul is dead."
hi, dad.  dad, this is jessica.	It's nice to meet you, Jessica.
jed's got cables.	Go to sleep.
whose show was this on?	Jed's got cables.
in the movies women are always scratching up guy's back and screaming and stuff.  when they're having sex.	Whose show was this on?
what?	In the movies women are always scratching up guy's back and screaming and stuff.  When they're having sex.
will she scratch up your back?	What?
what do you think?	Will she scratch up your back?
if you get a new wife, i guess you'll have sex with her, huh?	What do you think?
i'm starting to notice that.	If you get a new wife, I guess you'll have sex with her, huh?
it doesn't.  they ask you.	I'm starting to notice that.
but not dinner necessarily on the first date because by the time you're halfway through dinner you might be sorry you asked them to dinner whereas if it's just a drink, if you like them you can always ask them for dinner but if you don't you can go home if you see what i mean.  i wonder if it still works this way.	It doesn't.  They ask you.
-- a slice of pizza --	But not dinner necessarily on the first date because by the time you're halfway through dinner you might be sorry you asked them to dinner whereas if it's just a drink, if you like them you can always ask them for dinner but if you don't you can go home if you see what I mean.  I wonder if it still works this way.
you see someone you like, you get a feeling about them, you ask them if they want to have a drink or --	-- a slice of pizza --
english muffin.  how do you do it?	You see someone you like, you get a feeling about them, you ask them if they want to have a drink or --
this is not how you do it.  you want this on an english muffin or a bun?	English muffin.  How do you do it?
dad, you're not taking this seriously.	This is not how you do it.  You want this on an English muffin or a bun?
she looks like my third grade teacher.  i hated my third grade teacher.  hold it! wait a minute! she <u>is</u> my third grade teacher!	Dad, you're not taking this seriously.
she's willing to fly anywhere.	She looks like my third grade teacher.  I hated my third grade teacher.  Hold it! Wait a minute! She <u>is</u> my third grade teacher!
i'm not going to think about what they're not teaching you in school.  i am not going to think about it.  generally speaking i think we should rule out people who don't live somewhere near here --	She's willing to fly anywhere.
somewhere in the middle.	I'm not going to think about what they're not teaching you in school.  I am not going to think about it.  Generally speaking I think we should rule out people who don't live somewhere near here --
oklahoma.  do you know where that is?	Somewhere in the middle.
this is no good.  she's looking for someone french.  or greek.  "dear sleepless in seattle: i live in tulsa." where is that? --	Oklahoma.  Do you know where that is?
thank god.  something you don't know.  it's a single white female.	This is no good.  She's looking for someone French.  Or Greek.  "Dear Sleepless in Seattle: I live in Tulsa." Where is that? --
"dear sleepless in seattle: i am an swf"--  what is that?	Thank God.  Something you don't know.  It's a single white female.
you have to give them your phone number or they won't let you go on the air.	"Dear Sleepless in Seattle: I am an SWF"--  What is that?
how did they get our phone number?	You have to give them your phone number or they won't let you go on the air.
they called and asked for it.  "dear sleepless in seattle. you are the most attractive man i've ever laid ears on."	How did they get our phone number?
just out of curiosity, how did they get our address?	They called and asked for it.  "Dear Sleepless in Seattle. You are the most attractive man I've ever laid ears on."
stressed.	Right.  I'm sorry, Jonah, I'm sorry.
i'm sorry.  i'm just --	Stressed.
shouldn't you have used a toggle bolt?	I think I know how to have a spice rack.
sure.  looking good.	Shouldn't you have used a toggle bolt?
so i can go.	Sure.  Looking good.
fine.  fine.	So I can go.
jed is having a slumber party new year's eve and he invited me.	Fine.  Fine.
just out of curiosity, do you have any friends whose names don't begin with a j?  i feel like it was a failure of the imagination on our part naming you jonah.  what is marjoram? does anyone know?	Jed is having a slumber party New Year's Eve and he invited me.
i forgot to mention.  jed called --	Just out of curiosity, do you have any friends whose names don't begin with a J?  I feel like it was a failure of the imagination on our part naming you Jonah.  What is marjoram? Does anyone know?
what?	I forgot to mention.  Jed called --
p.  dad?	What?
does red pepper go under r or p?	P.  Dad?
what's the matter with this one? wouldn't you like to have imelda marcos as your mother?	Dad --
no, i'm not, but --	What's the matter with this one? Wouldn't you like to have Imelda Marcos as your mother?
oh, you're changing your mind --	No, I'm not, but --
dad, i don't know about this one --	Oh, you're changing your mind --
nobody else is going to know it was us.	You're right.  You better hope so.
what?!	Nobody else is going to know it was us.
it plays in 50 states.	What?!
how many people do you think heard that thing last night?	It plays in 50 states.
my feelings exactly.	How many people do you think heard that thing last night?
not.	My feelings exactly.
it's never happening again. right?	Right.
dad?  about last night?	It's never happening again. Right?
it's a spice rack.	We desperately need a spice rack.  Desperately.
the hopes are perfect -- beautiful, identical, smooth -- and they are for something really amazing i feel it in my bones --	It's a spice rack.
i can hear you walking around sometimes.  at first i thought it was a robber.  go ahead, tell her, dad.	I don't think I have to now.
what is it?	There's somebody on the phone for you.  His name is Sam.
dad --	What is it?
well...	I think they're announcing your flight.
sure.  i'd really like that. thank you so much.	Well...
i went camping once.  i love to brush my teeth in a brook and floss with a weed.	We ought to start camping again, Dad.
do you like it?	I went camping once.  I love to brush my teeth in a brook and floss with a weed.
what about it?	Do you like it?
what about camping?	What about it?
yes, i do.  in fact, my firm has box seats for the mariners. why don't we all go next week?	What about camping?
do you like baseball?	Yes, I do.  In fact, my firm has box seats for the Mariners. Why don't we all go next week?
hi, sam.  and let me guess -- you must be jonah.	Hi.  He should book now because we can get an excursion fare. Jessica's parents are travel agents and --
thanks, but... we've got plans.	Well, here's the number.  If you ever find yourself Sleepless, give us a call.  We also... do babysitting.
we live two piers over, don't we? number 12, right? we're having like a really neat open house today from like four to whenever if you care to stop by.	Thanks, but... we've got plans.
yes?	You must be Jonah.
hi.  sam?	Yes?
hi.	Hi.  Sam?
would you follow <u>her</u> through an airport?	Look, I met somebody.  She's good, and capable and smart. We hit it off.  We can't spend your life chasing after fantasies.
anyway, victoria's nice.	Would you follow <U>her</U> through an airport?
what do you mean?	"An Affair To Remember." Did you ever see it? Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr.  Before that it was called "Love Affair With Irene Dunne And Charles Boyer."
it's a little derivative.	What do you mean?
you're kidding --	Now that I'm seeing someone, it's a whole other thing.
it'll take him a while to come around.  a month ago he called one of those radio call-in shows and told them i needed a wife --	You're kidding --
how's jonah taking it?	It'll take him a while to come around.  A month ago he called one of those radio call-in shows and told them I needed a wife --
you saw her in the airport and then here?	I tried to talk to her...  It was like I knew her.  Weird.
god, it's wonderful to see you. where's greg?	He's over at the boat show. He'll be by later.  It's so beautiful here.
move on.  right.  that's what i'm going to do.  in a few months, boom, i'll be fine, i'll just grow a new heart.	I'm sorry --
eventually, in a few months, you'll start seeing women, you'll meet someone.	Move on.  Right.  That's what I'm going to do.  In a few months, boom, I'll be fine, I'll just grow a new heart.
five minutes in the microwave. any one of them, five minutes and done.  ready to eat.  do you know how to make juice?	Microwave.  Five minutes.
absolutely.  when i come back, maybe the two of us should spend some time together, on our own.  what do you think?	Sure.  Sure.
it takes time --	Absolutely.  When I come back, maybe the two of us should spend some time together, on our own.  What do you think?
i read the same article...	It takes time --
i read an article about this ...	I read the same article...
he's good at it.	I read an article about this ...
he's ten.	He's good at it.
no.  after he was born, every time we started to make love, he would cry.  he had an uncanny sense of timing.  we really shouldn't do anything here anyway.	Absolutely.  Right.
is he there?	No.  After he was born, every time we started to make love, he would cry.  He had an uncanny sense of timing.  We really shouldn't do anything here anyway.
i know her pretty well.  maybe i could call her --	I've already solved it.  I've hired a hit man.
we can't finish the job.  she's on her sixth painter, now she's thinking maybe she wants the fireplace rebricked --	I know her pretty well.  Maybe I could call her --
oh.	So whatdya say? I'll get the check, and I'll call you in eight months.
you <u>are</u> the first woman i'm going out with.	Oh.
no way.  no way i was going to be the first woman you went out with after...  there is no percentage whatsoever in being the first woman anyone goes out with after...	You <u>are</u> the first woman I'm going out with.
you could have called me --	No way.  No way I was going to be the first woman you went out with after...  There is no percentage whatsoever in being the first woman anyone goes out with after...
i really wanted you to call me, and i thought you were never going to --	You could have called me --
you did?	I really wanted you to call me, and I thought you were never going to --
i thought you were never going to call me.	You did?
you look good yourself.	I thought you were never going to call me.
you look good.	You look good yourself.
hi.	You look good.
hi.	Hi.
are you going to let us pass -- or do i have to call the sheriff?	There's nothing stopping you.
no. my name is quintero. mister quintero.	Are you going to let us pass -- or do I have to call the Sheriff?
i mean it. i know your work record. you were in line for foreman when this trouble started -- did you know that? you had a real future with this company, but you let those reds stir you up. and now they'll sell you down the river. why don't you wake up, ray?  that's your name, isn't it, ray?	No. My name is Quintero. Mister Quintero.
the men would like to know who this gentleman is.	That's none of their affair.
no thanks.	The men would like to know who this gentleman is.
you're welcome to one.	No thanks.
naturally. you think i parked here for a cup of coffee?	You're welcome to one.
want to go up to your office, mr. alexander?	Naturally. You think I parked here for a cup of coffee?
why didn't you give a warning signal?	Your foreman says that's a foreman's job.
i told you it would happen. it's bound to happen when a man works alone!	Why didn't you give a warning signal?
got any more ideas?	I don't make policy.
you want 'em all arrested?	No, just the ring leaders. The fire-eaters. And the ones with big families ...  Barton -- where's that boy?
you haven't tried locking them up!	You want 'em all arrested?
i've tried everything but shootin' 'em down.	You haven't tried locking them up!
well?	I've tried everything but shootin' 'em down.
whose side are you on anyway?	Now don't get excited, Mr. Alexander. They'll scatter like a covey of quail.
not so sure about that. letter of the law, you know. all the injunction says is no picketing by miners.	Whose side are you on anyway?
how's it going?	Well, those new fellows you hired from out of town -- we brought 'em up here in a truck this morning, but they took one look at that picket line and turned tail.
mornin'.	How's it going?
what do you mean -- sex equality?	You know ...  What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
he says give 'em equality. equality in jobs, equality in the home. also sex equality.	What do you mean -- sex equality?
so? what does he want to do about 'em?	He says give 'em equality. Equality in jobs, equality in the home. Also sex equality.
question, question -- the problem, what to do about 'em.	So? What does he want to do about 'em?
the woman question?	Question, question -- the problem, what to do about 'em.
it's like charley vidal says -- there's two kinds of slavery, wage slavery and domestic slavery. the woman question, he calls it.	The woman question?
yeah.	It's like Charley Vidal says -- there's two kinds of slavery, wage slavery and domestic slavery. The Woman Question, he calls it.
three hours! just to heat enough water to wash this stuff!  i tell you something. if this strike is ever settled -- which i doubt -- i don't go back to work unless the company installs hot running water for us.  it should've been a union demand from the beginning.	Yeah.
it never ends.	Three hours! Just to heat enough water to wash this stuff!  I tell you something. If this strike is ever settled -- which I doubt -- I don't go back to work unless the company installs hot running water for us.  It should've been a union demand from the beginning.
how goes it?	It never ends.
jenkins ain't no boss.  mean we're gonna let people like jenkins stay here?	You can't send him back to Oklahoma. It'd be inhumane.
it's the paymaster from moscow -- with our gold.	No, no, it's the president of the company himself -- come all the way out here to make Jenkins general manager. So why you acting so mean?
now why don't you let these gentlemen pass? don't you know who's in that car?	It's the paymaster from Moscow -- with our gold.
take a drink. calm down!	I say we gotta take action. Now.
you weren't even there. you were back at the station. kalinsky told me ...	You're a liar, Pancho. A no-good, dirty ...
i checked the drift just before he blasted. it was all clear ... the man must have been asleep or something.	You weren't even there. You were back at the station. Kalinsky told me ...
who? a scab?	An American.
you work alone, savvy? you can't handle the job, i'll find someone who can.	Who? A scab?
foreman wants to get the ore out. miner wants to get his brothers out. in one piece.	You work alone, savvy? You can't handle the job, I'll find someone who can.
now wait a minute. super's the one made the rule. he ain't gonna give you no helper.	He will if he wants us to go on blasting.
so much the better.	Now wait a minute. Super's the one made the rule. He ain't gonna give you no helper.
super's busy -- with your negotiatin' committee.	So much the better.
you know the beef. this new rule of yours, that we work alone. we're taking it up with the super.	Super's busy -- with your Negotiatin' Committee.
hear you had a little trouble, quintero. defective fuse?  well, you're all in one piece. so what's the beef?	You know the beef. This new rule of yours, that we work alone. We're taking it up with the Super.
can we light the candles now? on the cake?	Yes. We will light the candles.
they are singing for me.	Can we light the candles now? On the cake?
why are they singing, mama?	They are singing for me.
mama, can i put the candles ...	Hush... not a word about the cake, hear?
are you sad?  are we going to church? for your confession?	Later. When I finish the ironing.
no, estellita.	Are you sad?  Are we going to church? For your confession?
are you sick, mama?	No, Estellita.
so they had a little taste of what its like to be a woman ... and they run away.	With Ramn it's ... pride. I spoke out of the bitterness in me. And he was hurt.
it's all set. consuelo's squad can take they day off tomorrow. we're taking over.	Good. Come in, we'll work it out. Sit down, sit down.
he can't drink this milk. it'll make him sick. he's on a formula.  i was a fool! i shouldn't have kept him with me.	Don't you worry. We'll get some action.
come on, esperanza -- how about it? we got to.	No. No. I can't. If Ramn ever found me on a picket line ...
to the mine?	Sure. Where they're negotiating. In the company office. We'll go up there and picket the place.
what are you saying?	This means they've given up trying to break the picket line.  Now we can all fight together -- all of us.
this is what we've been waiting for.	What are you saying?
will you be still?	And if you can't understand this you're a fool -- because you can't win this strike without me! You can't win anything without me!
whose neck shall i stand on, to make me feel superior? and what will i get out of it? i don't want anything lower than i am. i'm low enough already. i want to rise. and push everything up with me as i go ...	Will you be still?
shut up, you're talking crazy.	Whose neck shall I stand on, to make me feel superior? And what will I get out of it? I don't want anything lower than I am. I'm low enough already. I want to rise. And push everything up with me as I go ...
yes. i talk of dignity. the anglo bosses look down on you, and you hate them for it. "stay in your place, you dirty mexican" -- that's what they tell you. but why must you say to me, "stay in your place." do you feel better having someone lower than you?	Shut up, you're talking crazy.
you talk of dignity? after what you've been doing?	Yes. I talk of dignity. The Anglo bosses look down on you, and you hate them for it. "Stay in your place, you dirty Mexican" -- that's what they tell you. But why must you say to me, "Stay in your place." Do you feel better having someone lower than you?
no, you don't. have you learned nothing from this strike? why are you afraid to have me at your side? do you still think you can have dignity only if i have none?	You talk of dignity? After what you've been doing?
i don't know what you're talking about.	No, you don't. Have you learned nothing from this strike? Why are you afraid to have me at your side? Do you still think you can have dignity only if I have none?
charley's my friend. i need friends.  why are you afraid to have me as your friend?	I don't know what you're talking about.
charley vidal says!  don't throw charley vidal up to me!	Charley's my friend. I need friends.  Why are you afraid to have me as your friend?
i don't know. but i can feel it coming. it's like ... like a lull before the storm. charley vidal says ...	Charley Vidal says!  Don't throw Charley Vidal up to me!
like what?	I don't know. But I can feel it coming. It's like ... like a lull before the storm. Charley Vidal says ...
ramn were not getting weaker. we're stronger than ever before.  they're getting weaker. they thought they could break our picket line. and they failed. and now they can't win unless they pull off something big, and pull it off fast.	Like what?
you mean you're ready to give up?	Who said anything about giving up? I'll never go back to the company on my knees. Never.
aah! they've got other mines. you don't see the larger picture.  they've got millions. millions. they can outlast us, and they know it.	You mean you're ready to give up?
it's a lot to them. they'd do anything to open that mine.	Aah! They've got other mines. You don't see the larger picture.  They've got millions. Millions. They can outlast us, and they know it.
and you know why? because the company knows they can starve us out -- even if it takes another two, three months. what's it to them if the mine's shut down a little longer?	It's a lot to them. They'd do anything to open that mine.
whose funeral? we're doing all right. there hasn't been a scab near the picket line for three days.	And you know why? Because the company knows they can starve us out -- even if it takes another two, three months. What's it to them if the mine's shut down a little longer?
sure, the standby squad. stand-by for the funeral.	Whose funeral? We're doing all right. There hasn't been a scab near the picket line for three days.
but you are needed. especially now -- with most of the other men away. you're captain of the stand-by squad.	Sure, the standby squad. Stand-by for the funeral.
why not? i'm not needed here.	But you are needed. Especially now -- with most of the other men away. You're captain of the stand-by squad.
ramn -- you can't.	Why not? I'm not needed here.
no.	Ramn -- you can't.
alone?	No.
sun up.	Alone?
when?	Sun up.
hunting.	When?
where are you going?	Hunting.
we can't go on this way. i just can't go on living with you. not this way.	No. We can't can't go on this way. We can't go back to the old way either.
tell me.	We can't go on this way. I just can't go on living with you. Not this way.
but you wanted to talk. tell me.	Tell me.
be still ...	But you wanted to talk. Tell me.
that meeting only lasted ten minutes.  the first night i'm home, and you run to the beer parlor. what is it? can't you bear the sight of me?	Be still ...
you weren't waiting for me.	That meeting only lasted ten minutes.  The first night I'm home, and you run to the beer parlor. What is it? Can't you bear the sight of me?
i waited up till midnight.	You weren't waiting for me.
a meeting?	Yes. To plan for the picket line tomorrow.
all right, but later. i've got a meeting now.	A meeting?
we've got to have a talk, you and me.	All right, but later. I've got a meeting now.
but if you go back they'll lock you up again.	No, no ... the Sheriff had enough of us. We drove him crazy.
no, no ... we wouldn't do it.	But if you go back they'll lock you up again.
did you have to sign a pledge? not to go back to the line?	No, no ... we wouldn't do it.
four nights. how did you sleep?	We raised such a fuss they finally brought cots in.
i'm okay. but it's nice to be home.	Four nights. How did you sleep?
how do you feel?	I'm okay. But it's nice to be home.
i'm telling you. i don't stay home with these kids tomorrow.	Okay. Then, tomorrow, I take the kids with me to the picket line.
i've had them since the day they were born.	I'm telling you. I don't stay home with these kids tomorrow.
you might get hurt.  listen, if you think i'm gonna play nursemaid from now on, you're crazy ... i've had these kids all day!	I've had them since the day they were born.
i'm going back tomorrow.	You might get hurt.  Listen, if you think I'm gonna play nursemaid from now on, you're crazy ... I've had these kids all day!
i guess you got enough today to last a lifetime, huh?	I'm going back tomorrow.
yes.	I guess you got enough today to last a lifetime, huh?
must've been some experience for you, huh?	Yes.
sure.	Must've been some experience for you, huh?
you all right?	Sure.
can be what?	Backward.
anglo husbands can also be backward.	Can be what?
there's jenkins' wife. you don't see her on no picket line.	Anglo husbands can also be backward.
no, she wants to be there.  and there's mrs. kalinsky.	There's Jenkins' wife. You don't see her on no picket line.
she's the organizer's, wife. she's got to be there.	NO, she wants to be there.  And there's Mrs. Kalinsky.
yes, i do. there's ruth barnes.	She's the organizer's, wife. She's got to be there.
the union don't run my house.  those anglo dames stirred you up to make fools of yourselves -- but you don't see any of them down there.	Yes, I do. There's Ruth Barnes.
but the motion passed. it's ... it's not democratic of you to ...	The union don't run my house.  Those Anglo dames stirred you up to make fools of yourselves -- but you don't see any of them down there.
no.	But the motion passed. It's ... it's not democratic of you to ...
it's not fair ... i should be there with them. after all, i'm the one who got the women the vote.	No.
but it's yours. i won't let them ...	Can't you see they want to start a fight so that they can lock you all up at one time?
i don't want your dead body. i don't want you back in jail either.	But it's yours. I won't let them ...
over my dead body.	I don't want your dead body. I don't want you back in jail either.
let them take it!	Over my dead body.
what makes you so sure?	Because if we lose, we lose more than a strike. We lose the union. And the men know this. And if we win, we win more than a few demands. We win...  ... something bigger. Hope. Hope for our kids. Juanito can't grow strong on milk alone.
not just juanito. you'll have it good too, esperanza. we're going to win this strike.	What makes you so sure?
i'd lie on my cot in the cell and i couldn't sleep with the bugs and the stink and the heat. and i'd say to myself, think of something nice. something beautiful. and then i'd think of you. and my heart would pound against the cot for love of you.	Not just Juanito. You'll have it good too, Esperanza. We're going to win this strike.
you are no good to me -- in jail.	I'd lie on my cot in the cell and I couldn't sleep with the bugs and the stink and the heat. And I'd say to myself, think of something nice. Something beautiful. And then I'd think of you. And my heart would pound against the cot for love of you.
they say i am no good to you.	You are no good to me -- in jail.
what were they saying? about you? in there?	They say I am no good to you.
he'll have it good. some day.	What were they saying? About you? In there?
drink, drink, juanito. you'll never have it so good.	He'll have it good. Some day.
he was born fighting. and born hungry.	Drink, drink, Juanito. You'll never have it so good.
a fighter, huh?	He was born fighting. And born hungry.
mother of god ...have mercy ...	Have mercy on this child ... let this child live ...
what's the matter?	It's nothing. Just a little catch ...
forgive me ... for saying you never thought of me.	I did forget. Lus told me.
antonio paid for it.	Forgive me ... for saying you never thought of me.
was it expensive, the beer?	Antonio paid for it.
no, no ...	Was it expensive, the beer?
i'm a fool.	No, no ...
i did not mean to weep again. why should i weep for joy?	I'm a fool.
never... never... never!	Aaah, what's the use?
stop it! the children are watching. stop it!	Never... never... never!
if i think of myself it's because you never think of me. never. never. never...	Stop it! The children are watching. Stop it!
is that all you care about? that radio? can't you think of anything except yourself?	If I think of myself it's because you never think of me. Never. Never. Never...
all right. have your strike. i'll have my baby. but no hospital will take me, because i'll be a striker's wife. the store will cut off our credit, and the kids will go hungry. and we'll get behind on the payments again, and then they'll come and take away the radio...	Is that all you care about? That radio? Can't you think of anything except yourself?
esperanza, have you forgotten what it was like before the union came?  when estella was a baby, and we couldn't even afford a doctor when she got sick? it was for our families! we met in graveyards to build that union!	All right. Have your strike. I'll have my baby. But no hospital will take me, because I'll be a striker's wife. The store will cut off our credit, and the kids will go hungry. And we'll get behind on the payments again, and then they'll come and take away the radio...
what has it got me, your union?	Esperanza, have you forgotten what it was like before the union came?  When Estella was a baby, and we couldn't even afford a doctor when she got sick? It was for our families! We met in graveyards to build that union!
now don't start talking against the union again.	What has it got me, your union?
i see. the men. you'll strike, maybe, for your demands -- but what the wives want, that comes later, always later.	Now don't start talking against the union again.
first we got to get equality on the job. then we'll work on these other things. leave it to the men.	I see. The men. You'll strike, maybe, for your demands -- but what the wives want, that comes later, always later.
the safety of the men -- that's more important! five accidents this week -- all because of speed-up. you're a woman, you don't know what it's like up there.	First we got to get equality on the job. Then we'll work on these other things. Leave it to the men.
what's more important than sanitation?	The safety of the men -- that's more important! Five accidents this week -- all because of speed-up. You're a woman, you don't know what it's like up there.
we can't get everything at once. right now we've got more important demands.	What's more important than sanitation?
what?	We can't get everything at once. Right now we've got more important demands.
we did. it got lost in the shuffle.	What?
forget it? i chop wood for the stove five times a day. every time i remember. i remember that across the tracks the anglo miners have hot water in pipes. and bathrooms. inside.	Do you think I like living this way? What do you want of me?!
forget it.	Forget it? I chop wood for the stove five times a day. Every time I remember. I remember that across the tracks the Anglo miners have hot water in pipes. And bathrooms. Inside.
i'm sorry. the fire's gone out.	Forget it.
this water's cold again.	I'm sorry. The fire's gone out.
got to talk to the brothers.	This water's cold again.
where you going?	Got to talk to the brothers.
but you had to have it, didn't you? it was so nice to listen	I listen to it. Every night. When you're out to the beer parlor.
it isn't right, she says. was it right that we bought this ... this instrument?	But you had to have it, didn't you? It was so nice to listen
we're only one payment behind. i argued with her. it isn't right.	It isn't right, she says. Was it right that we bought this ... this instrument?
aw, cut it out, ruth.	Me, I'm a camp follower -- following this organizer from one mining camp to another -- Montana, Colorado, Idaho. But did he ever think to organize the women? No. Wives don't count in the Anglo locals either.
look who's talking! the great white father, and world's champion of women's rights.	Aw, cut it out, Ruth.
we can't think of them just as housewives -- but as allies. and we've got to treat them as such.	Look who's talking! The Great White Father, and World's Champion of Women's Rights.
but honey ...	Or why don't you just put a sign outside? "No dogs or women allowed!"
why didn't you support her? you're the worst of the lot.	But honey ...
you know i don't think that.	Maybe not. But there's another thing ... like when you came in tonight --  I heard you ask your wife, "Who's that? His grandfather?"
well, you're the organizer. you work out strike strategy -- and most of the time you're dead right. but when you figure everything the rank-and-file's to do down to the last detail, you don't give us anything to think about. you afraid we're too lazy to take initiative?	You know I don't think that.
go on. spill it.	Well, you're the organizer. You work out strike strategy -- and most of the time you're dead right. But when you figure everything the rank-and-file's to do down to the last detail, you don't give us anything to think about. You afraid we're too lazy to take initiative?
hear those deputies slugged 'cente.	Yeah. Lots of provocation lately. They figure if they can lock up the leadership on some phony riot charge, maybe they can bust the strike.
exactly. and equality's the one thing the bosses can't afford. the biggest club they have over the anglo locals is, "well -- at least you get more than the mexicans."	Okay, so discrimination hurts the Anglo too, but it hurts me more. And I've had enough of it!
because most of us here are mexican- americans! because we want equality with anglo miners -- the same pay, the same conditions.	Exactly. And equality's the one thing the bosses can't afford. The biggest club they have over the Anglo locals is, "Well -- at least you get more than the Mexicans."
then why's the company hanging tough? they've signed contracts with other locals -- why not this one?	Because most of us here are Mexican- Americans! Because we want equality with Anglo miners -- the same pay, the same conditions.
don't horse me. price of zinc's never been higher. they don't want no strike -- not with their war boom on.	Then why's the company hanging tough? They've signed contracts with other locals -- why not this one?
it's possible. just negotiate.	Are we talking to a union spokesman?
well, if that's possible ...	It's possible. Just negotiate.
too bad. the men've always wanted to get a look at the president.  but you've come out here to settle the strike?	Well, if that's possible ...
no ...	Too bad. The men've always wanted to get a look at the President.  But you've come out here to settle the strike?
new york? you're not the company president by any chance?	No ...
no. new york.	New York? You're not the Company President by any chance?
you mean delaware?	No. New York.
that's all right -- it's no secret. my name's hartwell. i'm from the company's eastern office.	You mean Delaware?
but you've got me doing everything. mama never used to make me dry the ...	You should have helped her without being asked.
you've got to help around the house!	But you've got me doing everything. Mama never used to make me dry the ...
but papa -- you need all the help you can get.	You've got to help around the house!
don't i have enough troubles without them shipping you off to reform school?	But Papa -- you need all the help you can get.
the junior shop stewards. there's lots of ways we can help.	Don't I have enough troubles without them shipping you off to reform school?
the what!	The Junior Shop Stewards. There's lots of ways we can help.
papa, can't i leave now? there's a meeting of the junior shop stewards ...	The what!
boy! did you see the way mama whopped that deputy with her shoe? knocked the gun right out ...	I don't want you hanging around there, hear?
she's coming. charley vidal gave her a lift.	Boy! Did you see the way Mama whopped that deputy with her shoe? Knocked the gun right out ...
where's your mama?	She's coming. Charley Vidal gave her a lift.
lus! come down here!	Papa! We seen 'em! Two scabs! Over there!
forgot what?	It's Mama's Saint's Day.
i thought maybe you forgot...	Forgot what?
what are you doing here?  something wrong with mama?	I thought maybe you forgot...
i know, it's wrong. just let me go. i'll leave town ... just let me go.	You think I was going to work you over? I wouldn't dirty my hands with you ...
you think my kids have enough to eat, you rat?	I know, it's wrong. Just let me go. I'll leave town ... just let me go.
my kids don't have enough to eat!	You think my kids have enough to eat, you rat?
t! traidor a tu gente! rompehuelga! desgraciado!	My kids don't have enough to eat!
ramn -- listen my kids ...	T! Traidor a tu gente! Rompehuelga! Desgraciado!
you judas ... blood-sucker ...	Ramn -- listen my kids ...
ramn ... listen to me ... i'm in a jam ... i had to get a job ...	You Judas ... blood-sucker ...
you ... you ... i'd expect it of an anglo, yes ... but you ...	Ramn ... listen to me ... I'm in a jam ... I had to get a job ...
ramn ... listen for the love of god ...	You ... You ... I'd expect it of an Anglo, yes ... but you ...
sure. but you want the truth? you're even suspicious of him.	Maybe. I think he's got a few things to learn about our people.
he's a guest in my house, isn't he?	Sure. But you want the truth? You're even suspicious of him.
you lump them all together -- anglo workers and anglo bosses.	He's a guest in my house, isn't he?
what attitude?	You lump them all together -- Anglo workers and Anglo bosses.
and another thing. your attitude toward anglos. if you're gonna be a leader ...	What attitude?
but you don't pull a strike when the bosses want it -- so they can smash your union. you wait till you're ready, so you can win.	Do the bosses wait? No sanitation. So my kids get sick. Does the company doctor wait? Twenty bucks. So we miss one payment on the radio I bought for my wife. Does the company store wait? "Pay -- or we take it away." Why they in such a hurry, the bosses' store? They're trying to scare us, that's why -- to make us afraid to move. To hang on to what we got -- and like it! Well, I don't like it I'm not scared ... and I'm fed up -- to here!
no, i don't mind.  that's how come i told you about it.	I was talking to my wife.
you mind?	No, I don't mind.  That's how come I told you about it.
yeah? first door on the right. it ain't that dirty.  just kinda' filthy is all.	You mind?
you got a bathroom i can use before we hit the road?	Yeah? First door on the right. It ain't that dirty.  Just kinda' filthy is all.
good. i fucking hate australians.	You got a bathroom I can use before we hit the road?
no.	Good. I fucking hate Australians.
are you australian?	No.
that's it?	Are you Australian?
what you want to do is go back the way you came and make a left at the bottom. it'll take you right to the highway.	That's it?
fuck man. come on, bobby.	Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.  Rhymes with ...
what?	Come on.  Ease off the girl.
what can i do for you?	Um, coupla' eight balls oughta do us.
yeah.	What can I do for you?
jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. rhymes with simmy.	Yeah.
what?	The spiders.
shhh.	What?
bobby?	Shhh.
what is it?	Nothing, I'm trying to remember...
did you see his hair color?	No, Why?
they were wearing ski masks. i told you all of this.	Did you see his hair color?
how about in the house?	They were wearing ski masks. I told you all of this.
yeah, but he was in silhouette.	How about in the house?
all i saw was the headlights. the high beams were on.	Not even a guess?
i ain't a idiot, asshole.	I'll see you tonight.
just make sure you come alone. this guy won't like any surprises	I ain't a idiot, asshole.
yeah.	Just make sure you come alone. This guy won't like any surprises
everything go?	Yeah.
yeah.	Everything go?
i guess i don't have a hell of a lot of choice.	Get used to it.  You're in a very tenuous position on the food chain, hoss.
i'll have to live with that.  my money my risk, my rules.	I guess I don't have a hell of a lot of choice.
now that's down-right insulting.	I'll have to live with that.  My money my risk, my rules.
because i don't know him and i don't really know you, partner.	Now that's down-right insulting.
why? the guys is ready to deal now.	Because I don't know him and I don't really know you, partner.
i wanna do a small buy first.  ten thousand.  we'll see how it goes.	Why? The guys is ready to deal now.
first rate, ain't it?	It's downright classy is what it is.
who wouldn't?	First rate, ain't it?
you like that?	Who wouldn't?
ride 'em cowboy)	You like that?
i don't want to leave you.	Your daughter needs you.  Go.
colette, go.	I don't want to leave you.
you're good, princess. i'll give you that.	Danny, it's not what you think.
why?	Don't worry about it. Just go across the street and watch. You'll know when it's safe to go back.
will you do that?  then i want you to get out of the room.	Why?
never mind. just do what i say. he holds out the baggie. colette backs away.	I don't want to.
what is it?	Never mind. Just do what I say. He holds out the baggie. Colette backs away.
i want to do this for you.  i want to do something good for a change.	What is it?
really, i don't want to.	I want to do this for you.  I want to do something good for a change.
they would have killed you too.	Nothing could be worse then this slow death I'm living now.
no, you're wrong, i tried to tell myself the same thing but i could have gotten up. i could have done something.	They would have killed you too.
no. i want to know what the hell is going on.	I can't tell you.
look, maybe you oughta' leave.	No. I want to know what the hell is going on.
what's wrong, danny?	Look, maybe you oughta' leave.
i just can't. okay?	What's wrong, Danny?
why not?	I just can't. Okay?
ass first into the world.	I been that way ever since.
from day one.  i was a breach birth. they tried for hours to turn my little butt around. but i wouldn't let 'em.	Ass first into the world.
you always been this stubborn?	From day one.  I was a breach birth. They tried for hours to turn my little butt around. But I wouldn't let 'em.
it's not that easy. i just got a raise. i need the money.	You always been this stubborn?
find a new job.	It's not that easy. I just got a raise. I need the money.
he knows where i work.	Find a new job.
you can still work.	He knows where I work.
i need my paycheck.	You can still work.
what about a battered woman's shelter? you can move you kid in with you.	I need my paycheck.
we been through that.	What about a battered woman's shelter? You can move you kid in with you.
i'm kind of busy.	Please open the door, Danny.
it's me.	I'm kind of busy.
who is it?	It's me.
you think you're the only one down here with a sad story?	No. But I'm the only one with my sad story.  And that's how it's gonna stay.
therapy session is over.	You think you're the only one down here with a sad story?
what are you hiding, danny?	Therapy session is over.
you don't like the tune, find another station.	What are you hiding, Danny?
there you go again. you're nothing but false notes.	You don't like the tune, find another station.
who the fuck are you? dr. joyce brothers?	There you go again. You're nothing but false notes.
you've got a comeback for everything, don't you, danny? you use 'em like some sort of shield.	Who the fuck are you? Dr. Joyce Brothers?
how much time do you have?	You've got a comeback for everything, don't you, Danny? You use 'em like some sort of shield.
what is wrong with you?	How much time do you have?
how much time do you have?	What is wrong with you?
yes. why do you find that so hard to believe?	How much time do you have?
so you're just attracted to me, is that it?	Yes. Why do you find that so hard to believe?
this has nothing to do with him.	So you're just attracted to me, is that it?
look, i can't help you with quincey if that's what you're after.	This has nothing to do with him.
you really need to lighten up.	Look, I can't help you with Quincey if that's what you're after.
it gets me through the day.	You really need to lighten up.
i don't want anything. why are you so suspicious?	It gets me through the day.
what do you want from me, colette?	I don't want anything. Why are you so suspicious?
nothing.	What do you want from me, Colette?
: what are you up to?	Nothing.
is that how you play?	I try.
it's the only way to play.	Is that how you play?
and you admire that?	It's the only way to play.
dude played his soul right out the end of the horn. no false notes. always honest.	And you admire that?
nah. i'm strictly minor league... except for the fucked-up part.	Dude played his soul right out the end of the horn. No false notes. Always honest.
like you?	Nah. I'm strictly minor league... except for the fucked-up part.
just a fucked-up guy who played beautiful music.	Like you?
never heard of him.	Just a fucked-up guy who played beautiful music.
miles davis. "all blues."	Never heard of him.
trust me. we're safe.	Miles Davis. "All Blues."
how far out of town?	Trust me. We're safe.
don't worry. he's out of town.	How far out of town?
turns out i'm allergic to steel-toed boots. go figure.  by the way, i'm not looking for a matching set.  where's quincey?	Don't worry. He's out of town.
what happened to your eye?	Turns out I'm allergic to steel-toed boots. Go figure.  By the way, I'm not looking for a matching set.  Where's Quincey?
oh. hi.	What happened to your eye?
then make sure he gets put away for longer.	How?
i can't. i've got a kid.  she lives with my parents.  quincey knows where they live.	Then make sure he gets put away for longer.
that's long enough to get out of town.	I can't. I've got a kid.  She lives with my parents.  Quincey knows where they live.
why? they don't hold him for more than a day or two.	That's long enough to get out of town.
why don't you call the cops?	Why? They don't hold him for more than a day or two.
because he'll kill me.	Why don't you call the cops?
then why don't you leave?  just give me one good reason.	Because he'll kill me.
fuck you.	Then why don't you leave?  Just give me one good reason.
you get off on abuse or something?	Fuck you.
i can't leave.	You get off on abuse or something?
there's nothing to understand. the guy is a pig.	I can't leave.
you don't understand.	There's nothing to understand. The guy is a pig.
why not?	You don't understand.
i can't.	Why not?
then leave.	I can't.
who the fuck are you, dr. joyce brothers?  i hate the son-of-a-bitch.	Then leave.
don't tell me, down deep he's really not a bad person and you don't want to see him get hurt.	Who the fuck are you, Dr. Joyce Brothers?  I hate the son-of-a-bitch.
it's not that easy.	Don't tell me, down deep he's really not a bad person and you don't want to see him get hurt.
look, it's really none of my business but why don't you just dump this guy?	It's not that easy.
go ahead.	Look, it's really none of my business but why don't you just dump this guy?
nothing.	Go ahead.
what?	Nothing.
colette ...	What?
oh, he's a keeper all right.	Colette ...
this man sounds like a real catch.	Oh, he's a keeper all right.
don't worry, he's probably passed out with his head in the toilet by now.	This man sounds like a real catch.
ouch.	Don't worry, he's probably passed out with his head in the toilet by now.
could be worse.  oh sorry, forgot who i was talking to.	Ouch.
leave me out of this.	That bad, huh?
what about the guy on the very bottom?	Leave me out of this.
i don't know .... you could be staking your financial future on stealing bob hope's stool specimen.	What about the guy on the very bottom?
how?	I don't know .... you could be staking your financial future on stealing Bob Hope's stool specimen.
come on, cheer up. it could be worse.	How?
oh god.	Come on, cheer up. It could be worse.
i was thinking alice cooper.	Oh God.
jesus, i look like a raccoon.	I was thinking Alice Cooper.
look...i'd like to help you out ... but i really don't want to get involved.	I understand. Thanks anyway.
what?	Can you do me a favor? This girl I know, her boyfriend's a real piece of shit-dude's really jamming her up. I promised her I'd try to help.
oh shit	What?
hey, you did the right thing. you wouldn't have stood a chance against these boys by yourself. they have eaten your ass alive.	Oh shit
i'm fine. little nervous...little disappointed that i didn't finish this myself.	Hey, you did the right thing. You wouldn't have stood a chance against these boys by yourself. They have eaten your ass alive.
how you holding up?	I'm fine. Little nervous...little disappointed that I didn't finish this myself.
that's when he called me. he told me his story and he pitched me a plan.	These guys are smart. I knew they wouldn't hit a deal unless they knew all the players. I needed a big buyer.
i knew that if these were the guys i was looking for, i'd have to set up a deal so sweet, they wouldn't be able to walk away from it.	That's when he called me. He told me his story and he pitched me a plan.
it's not too late to show her you're sorry.	How?
i don't buy that. there's a place for hatred.  did you know that liz and i got into an argument the night she was killed? i acted like an ass and i never had a chance to apologize to her.  do you know what that feels like?	It's not too late to show her you're sorry.
your hatred makes them stronger and you weaker.	I don't buy that. There's a place for hatred.  Did you know that Liz and I got into an argument the night she was killed? I acted like an ass and I never had a chance to apologize to her.  Do you know what that feels like?
i'm genuinely happy that you found some peace, nancy. but you can't forgive for liz.  no one can.  and you can't forgive for me.	Your hatred makes them stronger and you weaker.
maybe i am dealing with it.	I know it's not my place to pass judgement on you but ...
you've got to deal with this sooner or later, tom. you can't keep hiding.	Maybe I am dealing with it.
is that what you want me to do?  put it all on jesus?  let him sort it out in the afterlife?	You've got to deal with this sooner or later, Tom. You can't keep hiding.
i found forgiveness in my heart for the people who killed my daughter. i gave my grief to jesus christ.	Is that what you want me to do?  Put it all on Jesus?  Let him sort it out in the afterlife?
closure? how do you find closure when her killers are still running around out there?	I found forgiveness in my heart for the people who killed my daughter. I gave my grief to Jesus Christ.
all right, nancy, how'd you track me down?	Billy Sutcliffe said he saw you at a bar down in Gardena a few weeks ago. Said you looked so bad, he barely recognized you.
it's tom.	All right, Nancy, how'd you track me down?
who is it?	It's Tom.
wouldn't be a favor if you were paying me. i'll just take my five when the deal is done.	You're a good man. Jimmy the Finn.
nah... i want to keep it.  maybe i can use it for like, inspiration ...you know...like when i detox?	Good for you Jimmy.
i don't know... a little. i wish you would have let me in on it from the beginning.	I'm sorry. I couldn't.
wait  if you don't trust me, why did you tell me that stuff about not using drugs?	Because I don't want to see you end up like Kujo and those other losers.  I thought that maybe if you knew that I didn't use, you might see it in yourself to go clear.
and you want me to do you some big favor?	Wait  If you don't trust me, why did you tell me that stuff about not using drugs?
i don't trust anybody.	And you want me to do you some big favor?
you don't trust me?	I don't trust anybody.
i can't tell you.	You don't trust me?
but... why? why would you pretend?	I can't tell you.
are you kidding me? a bunch of amped -out tweakers? it was easy.	But... why? Why would you pretend?
no one ever noticed?	Are you kidding me? A bunch of amped -out tweakers? It was easy.
you ever notice how i always showed up, in the middle of a binge? left before it was over? how i sneak away for cap-naps? how when the crank came around to me, i always said i'd just done one?	No one ever noticed?
this isn't like that queen elizabeth question, is it?	You ever notice how I always showed up, in the middle of a binge? Left before it was over? How I sneak away for cap-naps? How when the crank came around to me, I always said I'd just done one?
when? when did you ever see me use?	This isn't like that Queen Elizabeth question, is it?
but...i've seen you.	When? When did you ever see me use?
i'm not a tweaker.  i don't use drugs. i never had.	But...I've seen you.
what?	I'm not a tweaker.  I don't use drugs. I never had.
it's you! i didn't have a picture or nothin' so i had to describe you to the guy. not bad though, huh?	What?
what the hell is that?	It's you! I didn't have a picture or nothin' so I had to describe you to the guy. Not bad though, huh?
hey, check it out...	What the hell is that?
jimmy, look, there's something i have to tell you.	Hey, check it out...
you're my best friend, man. i'd do anything for you.	Jimmy, look, there's something I have to tell you.
why?	You're my best friend, man. I'd do anything for you.
it don't matter. i'll do it. and you sure as hell don't have to pay me.	Why?
wait till i tell you what it is.	It don't matter. I'll do it. And you sure as hell don't have to pay me.
okay	Wait till I tell you what it is.
you aren't coming with me.	Okay
but why? you only owe me five. and that's not till after we close the deal tonight.	You aren't coming with me.
tem thousand dollars. everything i could spare.  it's for you.	But why? You only owe me five. And that's not till after we close the deal tonight.
what's this?	Tem thousand dollars. Everything I could spare.  It's for you.
yes, jimmy.	Thanks for not laughing at me.
danny?	Yes, Jimmy.
yes, jimmy	Danny?
was he the president?	Yes, Jimmy
john fitzgerald kennedy.	Was he the president?
what does j.f.k. stand for?	John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
sure, jimmy.	What does J.F.K. stand for?
can i ask you something?	Sure, Jimmy.
no. i'm good.	Can I ask you something?
you want a hit?	No. I'm good.
you ever see queen elizabeth sleep?	No  You think she's a tweaker?
he doesn't have one.	You're going to have to give me a little more than that, Jimmy.
you're going to have to explain that one.	He doesn't have one.
i think on account of his nose.	You're going to have to explain that one.
why do they call him pooh-bear?	I think on account of his nose.
palmdale	Why do they call him Pooh-Bear?
yeah, that's what i mean.  where the hell does this guy live anyway?	Palmdale
you mean, like to throw 'em off?	Yeah, that's what I mean.  Where the hell does this guy live anyway?
you know, jimmy, you might as well put a sign on the back of this thing asking the cops to pull you over.	You mean, like to throw 'em off?
hey, why do you need a gun and a vest anyway?	Personal protection. It's a dangerous world we live in, Jimmy, a very dangerous world.
not tonight.	Hey, why do you need a gun and a vest anyway?
you wanna score some go-fast?	Not tonight.
the del ammo mall mostly.	You wanna score some go-fast?
jimmy, where do you find these people?	The Del Ammo Mall mostly.
i'm getting a 10% finder's fee from my man if i can get the right price.	10%.  That's ...
sure.	I'm getting a 10% finder's fee from my man if I can get the right price.
can you set that up?	Sure.
i think so.  i mean, we'd have to talk to him.	Can you set that up?
can your man handle that?	I think so.  I mean, we'd have to talk to him.
fuuuuuck	Can your man handle that?
a quarter of a million, jimmy.	Fuuuuuck
a quarter?  danny that ain't even worth ...	A quarter of a million, Jimmy.
i know a buyer.  guy's looking for a quarter's worth.	A quarter?  Danny that ain't even worth ...
yeah, pooh-bear.  dude is a big-time cook. i'm talking dire.	I know a buyer.  Guy's looking for a quarter's worth.
you remember that guy you told me about ... said he could handle a big hook-up?	Yeah, Pooh-Bear.  Dude is a big-time cook. I'm talking dire.
i find myself in dire need of some cash.	You remember that guy you told me about ... said he could handle a big hook-up?
don't get carried away.	I find myself in dire need of some cash.
you. you're smooth. you use words like dire and shit.  you got language skills, man.	Don't get carried away.
what?	You. You're smooth. You use words like dire and shit.  You got language skills, man.
see that?  that's just what i'm talking about.	What?
business.  i need to leave town and i find myself in dire need of some cash.	See that?  That's just what I'm talking about.
so, why'd you want to see me?	Business.  I need to leave town and I find myself in dire need of some cash.
i'm serious, dude.  you always seem to be on top of things, even when you're tweakin'.	I guess there's just no substitute for good genes.
that's a good one.	I'm serious, dude.  You always seem to be on top of things, even when you're tweakin'.
why does it have to feel so bad?	You're brain is in reverse mode ... cutting off your supply of dopamine. Here.  Have a beer.
sorry.	Why does it have to feel so bad?
was.  i'm on the fucking ghost train right now, man.  you got anything for me?	Sorry.
you on a roll?	Was.  I'm on the fucking ghost train right now, man.  You got anything for me?
i'm hurting.	You on a roll?
nice dealer you got there, jimmy.	Oh ... that.  Ah, he was just juiced. He wouldn't have did nothin'
finland is a country.	Well, Jimmy the Finn, let's go score some gack.
you don't say.	Finland is a country.
my features. they're finnish.	You don't say.
why's that?	My features. They're Finnish.
jimmy.  everyone calls me jimmy the finn.	Why's that?
i hadn't noticed.  i've seen you around.  what's your name?	Jimmy.  Everyone calls me Jimmy the Finn.
nice day	I hadn't noticed.  I've seen you around.  What's your name?
lead the way.	Nice day
i know a guy.	Lead the way.
where to?	I know a guy.
midnight?	Where to?
twelve	Midnight?
what time is it?	Twelve
guess it's our turn.	What time is it?
how the hell did we get this detail?	Guess it's our turn.
you don't understand.	Understand what?
you might as well be spitting on her grave every time you put drugs up your nose.  or did you just conveniently forget that it was drug dealers who killed my daughter?	You don't understand.
what does that mean?	You might as well be spitting on her grave every time you put drugs up your nose.  Or did you just conveniently forget that it was drug dealers who killed my daughter?
by not disgracing her memory!	What does that mean?
that was my idea.	You never did like me much, did you Verne?  And you can't stand it that I walked out of there alive and Liz didn't. You think I'm a coward, don't you?
then why don't i see any pictures of me up there?	That was my idea.
cool it. we got business.	Yeah, dickhead.
this is bullshit.  you didn't say anything about anybody else being here.	What the fuck are you gonna do about it, dickhead?
just some buddies.	This is bullshit.  You didn't say anything about anybody else being here.
what the hell is this?	Just some buddies.
did it ever occur to you that someone might cop to something they didn't do rather than have their balls chewed off by a rabid weasel?	I'll keep that in mind.
no one. it was just a test. i need to be sure of who i'm dealing with from time-to-time.	Did it ever occur to you that someone might cop to something they didn't do rather than have their balls chewed off by a rabid weasel?
what the hell was that? who told you i was five-0?	No one. It was just a test. I need to be sure of who I'm dealing with from time-to-time.
don't do that. please.  or i'll kill you.  please, danny.	What the hell was that? Who told you I was five-0?
i ought to just call this whole thing off right now.	Don't do that. Please.  Or I'll kill you.  Please, Danny.
yeah.	I ought to just call this whole thing off right now.
can i pull my fucking dick out?!	Yeah.
now get talkin'	I didn't fucking do anything! I swear to God!
okay! okay!	Now get talkin'
shoot him.	Okay! Okay!
please .. i don't know what you're ...	Uh-uh-uh ...
don't address me.  i didn't make the accusation.	Please .. I don't know what you're ...
what?!	Don't address me.  I didn't make the accusation.
captain steubing thinks you might work for the police.	What?!
big bill	Captain Steubing thinks you might work for the police.
pooh-bear. come on, man.  what is this?  it's me, danny. i thought we had a deal.	Big Bill
come on, guys ...	Big Bill.
pull your motherfucking pants down.	Come on, guys ...
i'm sorry?	Pull your motherfucking pants down.
pull your pants down.	I'm sorry?
you want to do this some other time?	Pull your pants down.
i want to tell you about the last guy who tried to jam me up on a deal.	Hey, I don't play that.
hey, i was just trying to ...	I want to tell you about the last guy who tried to jam me up on a deal.
i welcome you here with open arms and you got the nerve to low-ball me like some slick used car salesman.	Hey, I was just trying to ...
why do you say that?	I welcome you here with open arms and you got the nerve to low-ball me like some slick used car salesman.
maybe you're the one who isn't taking me seriously.	Why do you say that?
pooh-bear, i don't mean to be rude, but i get the feeling you aren't taking me seriously.	Maybe you're the one who isn't taking me seriously.
if you say so.	Pooh-Bear, I don't mean to be rude, but I get the feeling you aren't taking me seriously.
so that's 40 lbs. at 6 a pound then?	If you say so.
but you're a friend of jimmy's. i think of you as a brother already.	So that's 40 lbs. at 6 a pound then?
but i just met you.	But you're a friend of Jimmy's. I think of you as a brother already.
anything for a dear friend.	But I just met you.
you're serious?	Anything for a dear friend.
hey, okay.	You're serious?
okay ... how about um .. 6,000 a ounce.	Hey, okay.
i deal in u.s. pounds, friend. none of that faggot metric crap for me.	Okay ... How about um .. 6,000 a ounce.
i don't know, 14,000 a kilo?	I deal in U.S. pounds, friend. None of that faggot metric crap for me.
make me an offer.	I don't know, 14,000 a kilo?
can we talk price?	Make me an offer.
secret recipe.	Can we talk price?
not bad.	Secret recipe.
i insist. it's delicious. just a taste.	Not bad.
no, i'm good.	I insist. It's delicious. Just a taste.
i'm sorry.  would you like a taste?	No, I'm good.
the good stuff.  can you handle that?	I'm sorry.  Would you like a taste?
crank or glass?	The good stuff.  Can you handle that?
yeah, i uh, have a buyer who's looking for about a quarter's worth.	Crank or glass?
um, i think the warren commission has been closed for a while.	No shit?  Fuck it.  I'll send it to Oliver Stone then. He'll get them to reopen the bastard.
i'm gonna get this developed and send it to the warren commission.	Um, I think the Warren Commission has been closed for a while.
please ... don't do this ...	Answer the fucking question!
yeah. okay. listen carefully ...  you're in the bathroom.  you've been shot in the shoulder ...	Please ... don't do this ...
whatever you say, man.  look ... can we talk about this?	Yeah. Okay. Listen carefully ...  You're in the bathroom.  You've been shot in the shoulder ...
my name is tom.	Whatever you say, man.  Look ... can we talk about this?
danny?	My name is Tom.
i thought you'd be happy.	Yeah.
jesus.	I thought you'd be happy.
took a pig-slicker to the heart.	Jesus.
murder.  beautiful.	Pumped fifty-seven bullets into a police informant.
we got the 411 on your good old boy.	Murder.  Beautiful.
that's real sweet, garcetti.  thanks.	We got the 411 on your good old boy.
i'm afraid so, danny.	Who is it?
what? is it bad?	I'm afraid so, Danny.
what's to stop him from just ripping me off then?	That's probably what he would have done if we hadn't found out about your get-rich-quick scheme.
guy scores dope and dollar from ripping off other drug dealers.  as least that's what the word is.	What's to stop him from just ripping me off then?
whata you mean?  he told me -	Guy scores dope and dollar from ripping off other drug dealers.  As least that's what the word is.
that's because he doesn't have one.	Whata you mean?  He told me -
news-flash, tanner. i'm a fucking rat.	You think you're so god damned smart, don't you?
bullshit. he's a liar.	News-flash, Tanner. I'm a fucking rat.
for that old possession charge? gimme a break.	No. You just handed us a new one.  We can go Federal on your ass right now: ongoing criminal conspiracy. Intent to buy and distribute $250,000 worth of crank.  What's the mandatory on that, Al?
well, if you'd rather do a stretch in la casa grande ...	For that old possession charge? Gimme a break.
whata you mean i've got no choice?	Well, if you'd rather do a stretch in la casa grande ...
you've got no choice.	Whata you mean I've got no choice?
did you really think you were slick enough to pull this off?	Look man, I just wanted to make some dough and disappear.  I didn't want to wait around for Domingo to figure out who doubled back on him.
standard vig.  minus five for a certain blabber-mouth moron by the name of jimmy the finn, who's living proof that natural selection is a flawed theory.	Did you really think you were slick enough to pull this off?
what're your taking down?	Standard vig.  Minus five for a certain blabber-mouth moron by the name of Jimmy the Finn, who's living proof that natural selection is a flawed theory.
you better not be blowing smoke up my ass, flynne.	After that ass-whipping you gave me?
bubba.	You better not be blowing smoke up My ass, Flynne.
this chink have a name?	Bubba.
i met the guy at a party.  he said he wanted to do a biggie. he's new in town so i offered my services.	This chink have a name?
you think this is funny motherfucker?	I can't help it, Tanner, you hit like a fucking girl.
someone want to tell me what the hell is going on here?	Okay, asshole, you wanna play, we'll play.
cut the shit, flynne.	Someone want to tell me what the hell is going on here?
i was trying to score some dope.	Cut the shit, Flynne.
question is, what are you doing here?	I was trying to score some dope.
what the hell are you doing here?	Question is, what are you doing here?
when?	Soon. I promise.  We'll get the charges dropped and you can disappear.  In the mean time, trust me, he has no idea that you ratted him out.
look, we'll talk to the a.d.a.	When?
if he finds out it's me, i'm a dead man.	Danny, he isn't gonna find out it's you.  Domingo was a slinger, he must have sold to hundreds of different people.
i was getting to it.	Tell me what?
tell that to bobby ... and his wife and kid.	Bobby laid his own tracks.  He could have gone quietly but he played the hard-ass con till the end. And as far as I'm concerned, he wife and kid are a hell of a lot better off without him.  Now take the money.
just the way the world works.  look, as far as tweakers go, you aren't a bad guy.  you never hurt anyone but yourself as far as i know.	Tell that to Bobby ... and his wife and kid.
you don't find that repugnant?	Just the way the world works.  Look, as far as tweakers go, you aren't a bad guy.  You never hurt anyone but yourself as far as I know.
the money? the drugs? keeping yourself out of jail? i know the drill.	You don't find that repugnant?
don't you wonder why i do it?	The money? The drugs? Keeping yourself out of jail? I know the drill.
it's not my place.	Don't you wonder why I do it?
thanks for not judging me.	It's not my place.
garcetti thinks everything is shit. he doesn't even like dolphins.	Thanks for not judging me.
garcetti thinks i'm a pile of shit.	Garcetti thinks everything is shit. He doesn't even like dolphins.
hard to compare the people you're taking down with the lord.	Garcetti thinks I'm a pile of shit.
you think i'm a judas?	Hard to compare the people you're taking down with the Lord.
danny, i'm touched.	Don't be. I'm worried about the kid.
somebody has to help you lazy bastards.	Danny, I'm touched.
god damn, flynne, you are one observant tweaker.	Somebody has to help you lazy bastards.
yeah. pretty sure.  oh yeah ... he had a spear gun, too.	God damn, Flynne, you are one observant tweaker.
no last name?	It was all pretty informal.  Didn't have a lot of time to exchange pleasantries.
never mind.  dude had a backfull of jailhouse tatts.	No last name?
what?	Never mind.  Dude had a backfull of jailhouse tatts.
bobby, rhymes with hobby.	What?
you got a name?	Bobby, rhymes with hobby.
well, you know what they say, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean everyone's not out to slice your balls off and shove 'em down your throat.	You got a name?
feeling the paranoia tonight, are we?	Well, you know what they say, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean everyone's not out to slice your balls off and shove 'em down your throat.
if it's all the same to you, i'd rather not dish right here in the middle of crankville.	Feeling the paranoia tonight, are we?
you go, boy.	If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not dish right here in the middle of Crankville.
i've got a hot one.	You go, boy.
nervous?	With you clowns watching my back? What do you think?
you know, i'm starting to think i'd rather take my chances with domingo than go through any more of this shit.	Didn't you hear?  Domingo's dead.
when is the deal going down?	I'm making the small buy tonight ... if I don't get beaten to death with a wheelchair or something.  If everyone is happy, we'll do the big deal later in the week.
come on! who is it?  domingo's boys?	Worse. Much worse.  A teacher.
speaking of which ... you run that license plate for me?	You mean the menacing red car?
we're coordinating with palmdale p.d.. we'll have your sorry ass covered.	What if he caps me before you can make a move?
funny, i don't feel lucky.	We're coordinating with Palmdale P.D.. We'll have your sorry ass covered.
you're lucky, flynne.	Funny, I don't feel lucky.
why doesn't palmdale p.d. just raid the guy?	They have. But they never found a lab.
several possession charges, but nothing major.	Why doesn't Palmdale P.D. just raid the guy?
excuse me?	Several possession charges, but nothing major.
lay off, garcetti.  i'm not in the mood.	No.  You've got me all wrong.  I mean, in you own pussified way, you actually got some nuts in your little sack.
who'd have thought it?  danny "chickenshit" flynne trying to go large right under our noses.	Lay off, Garcetti.  I'm not in the mood.
hell, yes!  what the hell do you expect zapping mr. johnson with that crackler?	Who'd have thought it?  Danny "Chickenshit" Flynne trying to go large right under our noses.
what'd you do, piss your pants?	Hell, yes!  What the hell do you expect zapping Mr. Johnson with that crackler?
that would be me.	What'd you do, piss your pants?
what's that smell?	That would be me.
sounds like you hooked up with some fine citizens, flynne.	Oh they're all that and the proverbial bag of chips.
now that i can help you with. nasty boy ... goes by the name of pooh-bear. he's a chef. check with palmdale p.d. i'm sure they're keeping box scores on the guy.	Sounds like you hooked up with some fine citizens, Flynne.
what's on the other end of this thing?	Now that I can help you with. Nasty boy ... goes by the name of Pooh-Bear. He's a chef. Check with Palmdale P.D. I'm sure they're keeping box scores on the guy.
he's the only one i told.	And he probably only told two people and they probably only told four people and on and one. You know better than to tell a secret to a tweaker, Flynne.  Might just as well broadcast it on the evening news.
who the hell is jimmy?	He's the only one I told.
jimmy?	Who the hell is Jimmy?
we know what's going on.	I still don't know what you're talking about.
fuck you, garcetti. i been at this for almost a year. i've done everything you guys have asked of me.	Anyone ever ask you to be such a disrespectful smart-ass all the time?
what?!	And he's making a lot of noise about having his homies hang a Colombian necktie on whoever it was.
he knows somebody ratted him.	What?!
and what does this have to do with me?	He knows somebody ratted him.
the mexicali boys	And what does this have to do with me?
to who?	The Mexicali Boys
turns out he's connected.	To who?
yeah.  what about him?	Turns out he's connected.
danny, it's really pains me to have to tell you this, but do you remember domingo, that wetback you helped us put away for trafficking a few months back?	Yeah.  What about him?
i'll tell you why you didn't help - because you're a chickenshit tweaking snitch.  you're a bottom feader, flynne.	Garcetti, you're teeth, they're fucking perfect.
hey, you want me to do all your work for you, numbnuts?	I'll tell you why you didn't help - because you're a chickenshit tweaking snitch.  You're a bottom feader, Flynne.
then why didn't you help the kid when you were there?	Hey, you want me to do all your work for you, numbnuts?
dude is bugging.  transparent spiders, plastic men - the whole nine yards.	What's he holding?
cut to the fucking chase, flynne.	Dude is bugging.  Transparent spiders, plastic men - the whole nine yards.
that's him.  he's a lot prettier in person though.	Cut to the fucking chase, Flynne.
it speaks!	That's him.  He's a lot prettier in person though.
this the guy?	It speaks!
my sentiments exactly.	Why are you doing this?
that is so unfair.	My sentiments exactly.
but that's okay, liz, you're the one with the steady job, you pay all the bills. i'm just an unemployed musician.  you have every right.	That is so unfair.
here it comes, poor tom.	But that's okay, Liz, you're the one with the steady job, you pay all the bills. I'm just an unemployed musician.  You have every right.
no. you know what gets old? being reminded what a loser you are every time you screw up.	Here it comes, poor Tom.
quit feeling sorry for yourself, tom. it gets old.	No. You know what gets old? Being reminded what a loser you are every time you screw up.
we all know how much you like hearing that. okay, liz, i was wrong. there.  you happy?	Quit feeling sorry for yourself, Tom. It gets old.
just admit you're wrong.	We all know how much you like hearing that. Okay, Liz, I was wrong. There.  You happy?
just no pleasing you, is there?	Just admit you're wrong.
i wanted you to ask back there.  you know, before you got us lost.	Just no pleasing you, is there?
first you want me to ask for directions, then you don't.  which is it?	I wanted you to ask back there.  You know, before you got us lost.
look at that place. it's creepy.	First you want me to ask for directions, then you don't.  Which is it?
what do you mean?	Look at that place. It's creepy.
you think that's a good idea?	What do you mean?
okay, okay.  there's a house up there. i'll go ask for directions.	You think that's a good idea?
tom, quit fucking around.	Okay, okay.  There's a house up there. I'll go ask for directions.
hey, do you think you could eat me if you had to?  and if so, which part do you think you would find the most delicious?	Tom, quit fucking around.
you mean like the donner party?	Hey, do you think you could eat me if you had to?  And if so, which part do you think you would find the most delicious?
come on, where's your pioneer spirit?	You mean like the Donner Party?
why didn't you just ask for directions back there?	Come on, where's your pioneer spirit?
there's no motels around here.	No.  Right here on the beach.  Come on. Let's do it.
tom, let's spend the night here.	There's no motels around here.
really?	It's that disgusting hot dog you had for lunch.
and you've got wiener breath.	Really?
you, madam, are a heartless wench.	And you've got wiener breath.
i was talking about miles.	You, madam, are a heartless wench.
again, i thank you.	I was talking about Miles.
and he has a really hot ass with hardly any hair on it.	Again, I thank you.
thank you.  thank you very much.	And he has a really hot ass with hardly any hair on it.
a virtuoso rendition.  tom van allen is nothing short of dazzling in his interpretation of miles davis' haunting, moody piece.	Thank you.  Thank you very much.
where's bubba?	Maybe he isn't showing.
just make sure you hit the floor when we come in. it could get ugly in there.	Yeah, I'd hate to shoot you by accident.
we're in business.	Good work, Flynne.  You're a first-rate rat.
she's 57 and she's been teaching third grade for the last 33 years.	Now that's scary!
golly, i hadn't thought of that.	Don't we always take good care of you?
and believe me, word will get out that you're a pro rat.	That's not good in prison. It's just not good.
you thinking what i'm thinking?	Yeah.  This could be the one we're looking for.
jesus jimmy, you at the alpha team.	I thought you were done.
i just want to be straight on the details.  can i taste it?	No, you can't taste it.  It's the fucking lab! Now shut up.
don't worry about it.	I just want to be straight on the details.  Can I taste it?
what is that? rum and coke?	Don't worry about it.
what is it, drugs?	Better than drugs.
danny, listen up.  here's the deal ... my wife's pimp knows a guy who works at cedars sinai medical lab.  they're getting a very special delivery a week from this friday.	What is it, drugs?
good luck, john.	Thank you, sir.
alright, i'll give you that. continue.	The numbers don't make sense, sir. His brothers are dead, that's too bad, but they're out of the equation. Sending men up there is bleeding heart crapola from three thousand miles away.  One private is simply not worth a squad.  Colonel anderson This one is.  He's worth a lot more than that.  Which is why I'm sending you, you're the best field officer there is.
spit it out, captain.	Respectfully, sir, sending men all the way up to Ramelle to save one private doesn't make a fucking, goddamned bit of sense.  Sir.
but, sir...i...i...	Spit it out, Captain.
he's the last of four brothers, the other three were killed in action. this is straight from the chief of staff.	But, sir...I...I...
a private, sir?	He's the last of four brothers, the other three were killed in action. This is straight from the Chief of Staff.
there's a private james ryan who parachuted in with the hundred-and- first near ramelle.  i want you to take a squad up there.  if he's alive, bring him back to the beach for debarkation.  take whoever you need, you've got your pick of the company.	A private, sir?
sir?	There's a Private James Ryan who parachuted in with the Hundred-and- First near Ramelle.  I want you to take a squad up there.  If he's alive, bring him back to the beach for debarkation.  Take whoever you need, you've got your pick of the company.
i'm sending simpson to take over for you, the division is going to caen, you're not coming with us, i have something else for you.	Sir?
pinned down, a mile east of here, waiting for some help from the navy guns.	I'm sending Simpson to take over for you, the division is going to Caen, you're not coming with us, I have something else for you.
where are your men now?	Pinned down, a mile east of here, waiting for some help from the navy guns.
yes, sir.	Where are your men now?
it was a hard assignment, that's why you got it.	Yes, sir.
they didn't want to give up those one-fifty-fives, sir.	It was a hard assignment, that's why you got it.
fourty-four, twenty one dead.	They didn't want to give up those one-fifty-fives, sir.
casualties?	Fourty-four, twenty one dead.
a company, wehrmacht, no artillery, we took twenty-three prisoners, turned them over to intelligence.	Casualties?
resistance?	A company, Wehrmacht, no artillery, we took twenty-three prisoners, turned them over to intelligence.
sector four is secured, we put out the last three german one-fifty-fives, found them about two miles in from ponte du hoc.	Resistance?
report.	Sector four is secured, we put out the last three German one-fifty-fives, found them about two miles in from Ponte du Hoc.
find a chaplain.	...alright, let me know when.
did you see what he did, back there? he stepped right into the open, so i could get across.	Shit, that was no big deal.
forty-two-hundred, i figure.	You take account of the wind?
that must be four thousand yards.	Forty-two-hundred, I figure.
not where i come from.	That must be four thousand yards.
you must be a hell a shot.	Not where I come from.
yep.	You must be a hell a shot.
the army gave you that?	Yep.
thirty-ought-six, norton long-barrel with dual-groove, parallel rifling, elevated three-glass scope and a single-throw hammer.	The Army gave you that?
we got us a tent, forty-two feet across, eighteen feet at center, hundred-and-ten foldin' chairs. circuit's eleven towns, covers all 'a hasset county and most 'a weller county.  i expect that upon completion of my military service i will be joinin' said ministry.	What about the Captain?  Where's he from?
so they travel around from place to place and preach?	We got us a tent, forty-two feet across, eighteen feet at center, hundred-and-ten foldin' chairs. Circuit's eleven towns, covers all 'a Hasset County and most 'a Weller County.  I expect that upon completion of my military service I will be joinin' said ministry.
i don't make jokes about things of, or related to, the preaching of the holy gospel, including the ministerial calling of my family.	So they travel around from place to place and preach?
no kidding.	I don't make jokes about things of, or related to, the preaching of the Holy Gospel, including the ministerial calling of my family.
in the back of a nineteen and thirty- one stretch hudson with a big ole' trailer.	No kidding.
in west fork?	In the back of a nineteen and thirty- one stretch Hudson with a big ole' trailer.
i'm jackson.  i'm from west fork, tennessee.  my pappy's a preacher. him and his two brothers got a ministry, the blessed church of the wandering gospel.	In West Fork?
as a matter of fact, i am.	Figured.
you writin' a book or somethin'?	As a matter of fact, I am.
so, where are you from?	You writin' a book or somethin'?
jackson, how many times i got to tell you, you're from tennessee.	I am, but I like imported whiskey. So there I am and I hear the biggest ole' coon you ever did hear, 'a rustlin' right there in front of me. That ole' boy comes right out of the brush, I got a clear shot and he knows he's 'bout to meet his maker. I aim, I got my finger tight on the trigger and then I just smile and say to that ole' coon, go on, now, you get out 'a here.  Then I sit down on a hollow log and take me a right long pull a' that mash whiskey.
me?  i'm walking with my hound, lucy, it's about an hour 'fore sunrise and we're out huntin' coon.  i got me a flask of pure kentucky mash whiskey...	Jackson, how many times I got to tell you, you're from Tennessee.
no kiddin'?	What deal?
well, i'll be goddamned, i knew it.	Like hell, you did.
he ain't wade.	Nope, he ain't Wade.
i guess.	He ain't Wade.
he ain't half-bad, i guess.	I guess.
i mean, ryan, what do you think of him?	He ain't half-bad, I guess.
i think i'm we got that eighty-eight.	I mean, Ryan, what do you think of him?
what do you think?	I think I'm we got that eighty-eight.
reiben, are you makin' fun 'a the way i talk?	Hell, no!
y'all come back.	Reiben, are you makin' fun 'a the way I talk?
yes, sir.	Of course, sir.
he's right, we can't shoot him...well, we could but we'd get in an enormous amount of trouble.  and he's right about the bridge, it's a hell of a lot more important than he is.	Cap'n...?
so, that's ryan.	Looks like a flaming asshole to me.
you know what the best possible thing that could happen is?	Yep, you step on a rusty nail, get lockjaw, never say another word as long as you live.
just shut up, ryan didn't kill wade.	The hell he didn't.
you shut up, this is the most fucked up mission i ever heard of.  goddamned ryan, fuck the little bastard.	Just shut up, Ryan didn't kill Wade.
shut up, will you?	You shut up, this is the most fucked up mission I ever heard of.  Goddamned Ryan, fuck the little bastard.
fuck private james ryan, fuck him, just fuck the goddamned son-of-a- bitch.	Shut up, will you?
last i knew.	Wade, Sarge, Corporal Insect, all of us, hell, I'll bet even the Captain has a mother.
reiben, how many time i got to tell you, i'm from tennessee.	They got squirrels there, too, right?
army life is too dang easy, my feet have gone soft.  back home, we go out squirrel huntin', i walk forever and a day and then some, don't even raise a blister.	You know what a B.A.R. weighs? Nineteen and a half pounds, not counting ammo.  And you think these things are comfortable?  They may look good but they weigh twelve pounds each, that's thirty-six pounds, right there.
if we find ryan and he's still alive, that son-of-a-bitch is gonna carry this goddamned b.a.r. back to the beach for me.	Army life is too dang easy, my feet have gone soft.  Back home, we go out squirrel huntin', I walk forever and a day and then some, don't even raise a blister.
you got somethin' against the cap'n?	Hell, no.  I think he's the best officer in the whole goddamned army, bar none.
no one's gonna win the money for the simple reason that the captain never was a civilian.  they assembled him at o.c.s. out of spare body parts from dead g.i.'s.  i know this for a fact.	You got somethin' against the Cap'n?
jackson?	Hell, no, last time I shot a corporal, Cap'n Miller near bit my head off.
it's worth it.	To each, his own.
don't that get kind of expensive, cap'n?	It's worth it.
you see, i've got the best house in all of addley.  it's not the biggest house, but it's got the best location, right next to the junior high baseball field.  the garage windows face left field.  the guy who owned the house before me had these heavy screen s put over them.  the first thing i did when i bought the place was take off those screens.  two-hundred-twenty- two yards from home plate to my garage windows.  it takes a hell of a junior high kid to hit a ball that far.  i look at my garage windows as a motivator and a way to scout the kids coming up, the ones who are going to give us a shot at the state championship.  i lay there in my hammock and every time i hear the sound of breaking glass, i know we're one step closer to winning it all.	Don't that get kind of expensive, Cap'n?
say what, cap'n?	You see, I've got the best house in all of Addley.  It's not the biggest house, but it's got the best location, right next to the junior high baseball field.  The garage windows face left field.  The guy who owned the house before me had these heavy screen S put over them.  The first thing I did when I bought the place was take off those screens.  Two-hundred-twenty- two yards from home plate to my garage windows.  It takes a hell of a junior high kid to hit a ball that far.  I look at my garage windows as a Motivator and a way to scout the kids coming up, the ones who are going to give us a shot at the state championship.  I lay there in my hammock and every time I hear the sound of breaking glass, I know we're one step closer to winning it all.
i'm in my backyard, lying in my hammock, with my arm around my wife, listening for the sound of breaking glass.	Say what, Cap'n?
not yet.	Keep trying.
sir, i understand.  i don't like it, but i understand.	Good, now get your goddamned gear.
you'll grieve the way i tell you to goddamned grieve.  there is no wade, there was one, but he died a long time ago, he's been dead for so long you can hardly remember his name, you understand?	Sir, I understand.  I don't like it, but I understand.
sir, i understand what you're doin', but i respectfully request permission to grieve in my own manner.	You'll grieve the way I tell you to goddamned grieve.  There is no Wade, there was one, but he died a long time ago, he's been dead for so long you can hardly remember his name, you understand?
sir, i ain't feeling so chipper on account of wade.	Who's Wade?
what the hell's the matter with you, jackson?	Sir, I ain't feeling so chipper on account of Wade.
watching.	Gives Wade the second shot.
we left them eighty-eights.	They don't send planes to put out machine guns.  Two flank runners with surpressing fire.  I'm going right, whoever goes left has to be fast.
in the shadow by those two trees.	My guess, too.
where?	In the shadow by those two trees.
yes, sir.  it seems to me, sir, that the entire resources of the united states army oughta be dedicated to one thing and one thing only, and that is to put me and this here weapon on a rooftop, smack-dab in the middle of berlin, germany.  now i ain't one to question decisions made up on high, sir, but it seems to me that saving one private, no matter how grievous the losses of his family, is a waste of my god-given talent.	Wade?
reiben, i want you to listen closely to jackson.  this is the way to gripe. jackson, continue.	Yes, sir.  It seems to me, sir, that the entire resources of the United States Army oughta be dedicated to one thing and one thing only, and that is to put me and this here weapon on a rooftop, smack-dab in the middle of Berlin, Germany.  Now I ain't one to question decisions made up on high, sir, but it seems to me that saving one private, no matter how grievous the losses of his family, is a waste of my God-given talent.
i'd love to hear it.	Seems to me, Cap'n, this mission is a serious misallocation of valuable military resources.  Miller Go on.
sir, i have an opinion on this matter.	I'd love to hear it.
you didn't volunteer, jackson.	I most likely would have, sir, had I been given the opportunity.
captain, my feet are most uncomfortable.  if i'd 'a known we was gonna have to walk all the way to ramelle, i never would 'a volunteered for this here mission.	You didn't volunteer, Jackson.
senator's son?	No, three brothers of his were killed in action.  Command wants him out of there.
a paratrooper named ryan.  he's going home, if he's alive.	Senator's son?
how about that jeep?	That's General Gavin's.  His lap dog told me if anyone breathes on it, I'll get busted and if anyone so much as touches it with their little finger, I'll get court marshaled. If you were to take it, they'd shoot me.
sorry, sir.  division is using everything on wheels to get up to caen.  how come you guys aren't going?	How about that jeep?
a half-track, anything.	Sorry, sir.  Division is using everything on wheels to get up to Caen.  How come you guys aren't going?
no white-walls, sir, there's a war on.  not there, you goddamned idiot, over there!  i can't help you, sir.	A half-track, anything.
white-walls?	No white-walls, sir, there's a war on.  NOT THERE, YOU GODDAMNED IDIOT, OVER THERE!  I can't help you, sir.
sorry, sir, fresh out of trucks, how 'bout a '38 ford roadster, hard-top, red with black interior.	White-walls?
captain, what about our deal?	I changed my mind.
what'd you say, captain?	I teach English at Addley High School in Addley, Pennsylvania.
goddamn it, sir...	That's better, but you've still got a long way to go.  Talk to Reiben, he's a natural and works at it, he'll give you some pointers.
there you go again, that's whining, that's not okay.	Goddamn it, sir...
but, sir...	There you go again, that's whining, that's not okay.
upham, you've got to learn the difference between whining and griping.  you can't just rely on natural ability, you've got to study and practice.	But, sir...
sure, you got one?	The Germans do.
would they notice and eighty-eight?	Sure, you got one?
those are tigers, they have six-inch armor, they don't even notice grenades.	Would they notice and eighty-eight?
what about our grenades?	Those are Tigers, they have six-inch armor, they don't even notice grenades.
i can tell what the gunners had for dinner.	Those guns are close.
i'd like to stay, too, captain.	You don't count.
i wonder where they're going.	Same place we are.
that only leaves three.	Plenty.
what do they know?  i had nine, but i feel through the ice when i was seven, my brother pulled me out.  then i used one when a grenade landed in my foxhole in sicily, it was a dud.  i figure one on the beaches, one on the cliffs and two getting here.	That only leaves three.
the men said, nine.	What do they know?  I had nine, but I feel through the ice when I was seven, my brother pulled me out.  Then I used one when a grenade landed in my foxhole in Sicily, it was a dud.  I figure one on the beaches, one on the cliffs and two getting here.
don't need it, i'm a cat, i've got five lives.	The men said, nine.
good luck, captain.	Don't need it, I'm a cat, I've got five lives.
what is it?	A machine gun.
no, but he heard firing, just east, less that a kilometer.	Thank him and tell him we're sorry about his loss.
did he see any sign of them?	No, but he heard firing, just east, less that a kilometer.
five nights ago, he found this paratrooper caught in a tree with a broken leg.  the leg got infected. last night he went to ville cholet to get a doctor.  the doctor refused to come and when he got back, this is what he found.  the krauts must have shown up while he was gone.	Did he see any sign of them?
if that's the way you feel, why don't we wait until it's up to a thousand.	I don't expect to live that long.
i'll tell you what, if i'm still alive when it hits five-hundred, i'll let you know and we'll split the money.	If that's the way you feel, why don't we wait until it's up to a thousand.
over three-hundred.	I'll tell you what, if I'm still alive when it hits five-hundred, I'll let you know and we'll split the money.
some.	Where are you from, Captain?
you know classical music?	Some.
it seemed appropriate.	You know classical music?
i heard.	It seemed appropriate.
i've been humming it.	I heard.
yes.  do you know sibelius' fourth symphony, the normandy?	I've been humming it.
it looks like a renoir.	Yes.  Do you know Sibelius' Fourth Symphony, The Normandy?
i wasn't made for this.	You think the rest of us were?
pass.	Sarge?
upham?	Pass.
but you could have gotten killed and i...	Like I said, it was nothing.  Don't bunch up.
it was nothing.	But you could have gotten killed and I...
sir, i'm sorry about what happened, i...	It was nothing.
on the other side of the street, crouches in a doorway with jackson. upham is a bit in shock, less from the nearness of the bullets than from what miller just did for him.	DASHES across the street.
glad of it.	On the other side of the street, crouches in a doorway with Jackson. Upham is a bit in shock, less from the nearness of the bullets than from what Miller just did for him.
you can tell all that, just by the sound, sire?	That's not all.  There were nine gunners on the eighty-eights, one had a broken heel on his boot, two had bratwurst for supper last night, one of them is named Fritz, the other, Hans, maybe, I don't know, it's hard to tell.
i know about bracketing.  i read about it.  the next one is going to land right on us.	FORWARD!  FORWARD!  NOW REVERSE!
reiben, i don't know what i'd do without you.  sarge, keep ryan close to you and alive.	Yes, sir.
uh, oh.	Out of the mouth of babes.
what are we going to do?	We're going to hope like hell the tanks were on their way somewhere else.
well, if we had ten times the men and a lot more ammo, we might stand a chance, but not against those tanks.	What are we going to do?
what do you think?	Well, if we had ten times the men and a lot more ammo, we might stand a chance, but not against those tanks.
sarge, see what you can do to make those buildings inhospitable.	Yes, sir.
you're welcome, john.	But, that's my personal brand of stupidity, I feel kind of proprietary about it, if you do it again, you're busted.
thanks for drawing that machine gun off me.	You're welcome, John.
don't let yourself get killed, if you do, they might make me give back the medal and then i won't be able to lip off to colonels anymore.	I'll do my best.
i know.	Don't let yourself get killed, if you do, they might make me give back the medal and then I won't be able to lip off to colonels anymore.
you know wade was the eleventh of the twelve, you're the last one still alive.	I know.
just what i want to do.	You know Wade was the eleventh of the twelve, you're the last one still alive.
no, but if i get any worse, you'll have to relieve me.	Just what I want to do.
you want me to take over?	No, but if I get any worse, you'll have to relieve me.
i think you're right, keith.	You want me to take over?
john, i've got to tell you, i think you're about used up.	I think you're right, Keith.
that's the rub.  i liked wade.  who's ryan?  if they're both standing in front of me and i have to shoot one or the other, how do i choose?  look at my hand, there it goes again.	John, I've got to tell you, I think you're about used up.
except this time, the mission is a man.	That's the rub.  I liked Wade.  Who's Ryan?  If they're both standing in front of me and I have to shoot one or the other, how do I choose?  Look at my hand, there it goes again.
simple, numbers.  every time you kill one of your men, you tell yourself you just saved the lives of two, three, ten, a hundred others. we lost, what, thirty-one on the cliffs?  i'll bet we saved ten times that number by putting out those guns.  that's over three hundred men.  maybe five hundred.  a thousand. then thousand.  any number you want. see?  it's simple.  it lets you always choose mission over men.	Except this time, the mission IS a man.
and how do you bluff yourself?	Simple, numbers.  Every time you kill one of your men, you tell yourself you just saved the lives of two, three, ten, a hundred others. We lost, what, thirty-one on the cliffs?  I'll bet we saved ten times that number by putting out those guns.  That's over three hundred men.  Maybe five hundred.  A thousand. Then thousand.  Any number you want. See?  It's simple.  It lets you always choose mission over men.
not in so many words, but they tell you you can have all the firepower in the world and if your men don't have good morale, it's not worth a damn.  so if you're scared or empty or half-a-step from a section eight, do you tell your men?  of course not.  you bluff, you lie.	And how do you bluff yourself?
oh, yeah?	Not in so many words, but they tell you you can have all the firepower in the world and if your men don't have good morale, it's not worth a damn.  So if you're scared or empty or half-a-step from a Section Eight, do you tell your men?  Of course not.  You bluff, you lie.
it could be worse.  you know the first thing they teach you at o.c.s.? lie to your men.	Oh, yeah?
no problem.  a pair of deuces?  less? so what?  i bluff.  it used to tear me apart when i'd get one of my men killed, but what was i supposed to do?  break down in front of the ones who were standing there waiting for me to tell them what to do?  of course not, so i bluffed, and after a while, i started to fall for my own bluff. it was great, it made everything so much easier.  sarge is that why your hand's been shaking?	It could be worse.  You know the first thing they teach you at O.C.S.? Lie to your men.
and what about your own hand?	No problem.  A pair of deuces?  Less? So what?  I bluff.  It used to tear me apart when I'd get one of my men killed, but what was I supposed to do?  Break down in front of the ones who were standing there waiting for me to tell them what to do?  Of course not, so I bluffed, and after a while, I started to fall for my own bluff. It was great, it made everything so much easier.  Sarge Is that why your hand's been shaking?
she's the best poker player you ever saw.  my father used to go to these saturday night games and lose his shirt.  finally, my mother gave him an ultimatum, either she gets a regular seat at the table or she locks him in every saturday night. he squawked and so did his buddies but after a while they gave in and from the first night she sat down, she never lost.  she could read those cocky bastards like they were playing open hands.  and he bluffs?  he had sixteen levels of bullshit.  her eyes, the tone of her voice, her bets, her jokes, the way she sipped her coffee, she was a master.  she won more money on shit hands than anyone in the history of the game. every saturday night, my father would lose two, three hundred bucks and she'd win it all back and then some. and i'd stand there, glued to her shoulder, from the time i was five years old, watching every hand, every move, studying how she did it.  that's why i'm such a good officer, i can look at a man's face and tell you exactly what he's holding, and if it's a shit hand, i know just what cards to deal him.	And what about your own hand?
bits and pieces.	She's the best poker player you ever saw.  My father used to go to these Saturday night games and lose his shirt.  Finally, my mother gave him an ultimatum, either she gets a regular seat at the table or she locks him in every Saturday night. He squawked and so did his buddies but after a while they gave in and from the first night she sat down, she never lost.  She could read those cocky bastards like they were playing open hands.  And he bluffs?  He had sixteen levels of bullshit.  Her eyes, the tone of her voice, her bets, her jokes, the way she sipped her coffee, she was a master.  She won more money on shit hands than anyone in the history of the game. Every Saturday night, my father would lose two, three hundred bucks and she'd win it all back and then some. And I'd stand there, glued to her shoulder, from the time I was five years old, watching every hand, every move, studying how she did it.  That's why I'm such a good officer, I can look at a man's face and tell you exactly what he's holding, and if it's a shit hand, I know just what cards to deal him.
you know why i'm such a good officer? because of my mother.  have i ever told you about her?	Bits and pieces.
yeah.	You know why I'm such a good officer? Because of my mother.  Have I ever told you about her?
yeah, vecchio, i couldn't remember his name, he was a good kid, remember how he used to walk on his hands and sing that song about the man on flying trapeze?	Yeah.
vecchio.	Yeah, Vecchio, I couldn't remember his name, he was a good kid, remember how he used to walk on his hands and sing that song about the man on flying trapeze?
what was the name of that kid at anzio, the one who got his face burned off?	Vecchio.
you alright?	Let's just find someplace.
hesitates.  then drops his sulfa. fumbles in his pack.  finds the morphine.	Snatches the morphine from Sarge. Quickly and efficiently prepares a second shot.  He's done this before.
more morphine, hurry up, come on, come on...	Hesitates.  Then drops his sulfa. Fumbles in his pack.  Finds the morphine.
shoves the needle into wade's neck. thick vein.  pumps the morphine straight to wade's brain.  motions impatiently to sarge.	More morphine, hurry up, come on, come on...
pulls wade's hands from the wound. pours sulfa powder.	About to pour his sulfa.  Sees the wound.  Stops.  Knows it's fatal.
hold your fire!	Rolls to his feet.  FIRE another BURST.  KILLS the last of the German riflemen.  Doesn't pause.  RUNS onto the field.
how about...?	How about you shut up and take your position?
how about you take your position?	How about...?
how about i go right, sir?	How about you take your position?
yeah?  what rule of thumb is that?	How about I go right, sir?
you may have to find yourself a new line of work, this one doesn't seem to agree with you anymore.	I'll be alright.
no.  it comes and goes.  it stops when i look at it.	You may have to find yourself a new line of work, this one doesn't seem to agree with you anymore.
is it getting worse?	No.  It comes and goes.  It stops when I look at it.
a couple of weeks.  it started in portsmouth when they brought us down for loading.	Is it getting worse?
makes you feel small, doesn't it?	It doesn't take this.
now you're the one kidding yourself.  hell of  a mission.	Yup, hell of a mission.
i hope this boy ryan is worth it.	Now you're the one kidding yourself.  Hell of  a mission.
you never know.	I hope this boy Ryan is worth it.
you're kidding yourself.	You never know.
if we stayed, we could make a difference.	You're kidding yourself.
three for three.	If we stayed, we could make a difference.
command isn't going to let them withdraw and the germans sure as hell aren't going to let them surrender.	Three for three.
nope.	Command isn't going to let them withdraw and the Germans sure as hell aren't going to let them surrender.
they guys here aren't going to be able to hold out until battalion shows up.	Nope.
and what about you?	They guys here aren't going to be able to hold out until battalion shows up.
they're fine.  as long as they can gripe, they'll be alright.	And what about you?
you think they'll be alright?	They're fine.  As long as they can gripe, they'll be alright.
good news?	You think they'll be alright?
nope.	Good news?
you got me.  afraid of bad news?	Nope.
since when have things been normal?	You got me.  Afraid of bad news?
it's not normal, not reading letters from home.	Since when have things been normal?
maybe.	It's not normal, not reading letters from home.
you ever going to open those letters? miller keeps his eyes on the maps.	Maybe.
he's right, captain, it might be kind of dangerous for those flyboys.	Tell that to Private James Ryan. We've got our orders.  Let's go.
got it, sir.  we gonna go take care of those eighty-eights?	That's not what we're here for.
push!	Uh, Captain...
uh, captain...	PUSH!
hell of a mission.	Yep, hell of a mission.
a fucking mess, two maybe three kraut divisions, no fronts, no lines, the drops were completely fouled up, we've got little pockets of paratroopers all over the place, trying to hang on.  command says we hold st. mere, but north of that, it's all krauts.  even if ryan's where he's supposed to be, he's more than likely dead.	Hell of a mission.
we in radio contact with anybody up there?	Somebody put the wrong crystals in every one of the Hundred-and-First's radios the night before the drop, not one of them works.  We're going in blind.
now we've got a straight shot, due north, to ramelle, twenty-six miles, two villages between here and there, st. mere, then bernay.  we'll take the jeep as far as we can, then go on on foot.	We in radio contact with anybody up there?
you get a translator, captain?	I've got a line on one.
what about talbot?	Twenty minutes ago.  Miller Damn, I'll go see if I can find another one.  You get Reiben, Jackson and Wade, meet me at transport.
fresh out.	What about Talbot?
okay, wade.  translators?	Fresh out.
beasley's dead.	Okay, Wade.  Translators?
i want reiben on b.a.r; jackson with his sniper rifle; beasley, demolition.	Beasley's dead.
simpson?  jesus christ on a fucking pogo stick!	I want Reiben on B.A.R; Jackson with his sniper rifle; Beasley, demolition.
simpson.	Simpson?  Jesus Christ on a fucking pogo stick!
what about the company?	Simpson.
some private up there lost three brothers, got a ticket home.	What about the company?
you?  leading a squad?	Some private up there lost three brothers, got a ticket home.
i wish.  you and i are taking a squad up to ramelle on a public relations mission.	You?  Leading a squad?
caen?	I wish.  You and I are taking a squad up to Ramelle on a public relations mission.
you tryin' to get yourself killed?	Don't need to, the Krauts go that covered.
worked, didn't it?	You tryin' to get yourself killed?
captain, if your mother saw you do that, she'd be very upset!	I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY MOTHER.
go!	Rolls his eyes, takes a breath. Scrambles into the gap.  The other five right behind.
goddamn it!	More tanks...  Ryan Lot's of them The fear on their faces turns to resignation.  They know that they are dead men.  They settle into their positions, and prepare to fire and die.
continues firing.  cutting down the advancing germans.	Knows what that means.  He hears the RUMBLE OF THE TANKS.
fires a burst.  germans drops.	FIRES a burst.  More Germans drop.
here they come.	FIRES a burst.  Germans drops.
hears the faint distant rumble of the tank.  barely has time to react. sees:	Here they come.
i wonder if his cabin is still available?	That's not where I am.  Miller No? Where are you?
what deal?	I coach the baseball team, too.
goddamn it...goddamn it...goddamn it...	Get back to your positions!
here they come!	OPENS UP with the MACHINE GUN.
cocks his thompson.  settles down behind some sandbags.	HERE THEY COME!
leave him to me, captain, i'll have him pissing and moaning with the best of us.	See to it.
maybe caen.	Let's hope, because we're sure as hell not going to do any damage to them with what we have here.
yes, sir, of course, sir, i was merely speaking hypothetically.  if this was a voting situation, then the vote would have been unanimous.  but of course, it's not a voting situation, you're the captain, and you give the orders, sir.	You're goddamned right, I give the order.  Vote!  Jesus Christ!  Listen to me, you little pissant pieces of shit, I am the ranking officer here and what I say goes, is that clear?
you're only allowed to shoot at germans, that's one of the rules.	Have it your way, Captain.
what if our guys open up, sir?	You're only allowed to shoot at Germans, that's one of the rules.
i have no fucking idea.  here we come.  cover me.	What if our guys open up, sir?
looks like they've been having a hell of a party, here, captain.	ON THE BRIDGE!  WE'RE COMING IN.
scans the germans with his binoculars.	Looks like tea time, maybe they're Brits.
no, sir.	That's a mystery to me.
has anyone ever told you, you're officer material?	No, sir.
maybe.  but what if he dies on the way back?  you see what i'm saying, sir?  the best possible situation is, he's dead, we find his body, more or less intact, we grab one of his dog-tags and high-tail it back to the beach, or better yet, we head over to caen and catch up with division.	Has anyone ever told you, you're officer material?
but we accomplish the mission.	Maybe.  But what if he dies on the way back?  you see what I'm saying, sir?  The best possible situation is, he's dead, we find his body, more or less intact, we grab one of his dog-tags and high-tail it back to the beach, or better yet, we head over to Caen and catch up with division.
neither do i, sir.  c:  and this is the worst one, we find ryan and he's wounded.  not only does he not carry my gear, we have to carry his gear. and him.	But we accomplish the mission.
i don't like that one.	Neither do I, sir.  C:  And this is the worst one, we find Ryan and he's wounded.  Not only does he not carry my gear, we have to carry his gear. And him.
b:  ryan is dead.  he's been blown up by the german equivalent of wade, whose name i know you don't want me to mention.  there's nothing to find. the biggest piece is the size of a pea.  we wander around, looking for him until the germans pick us off, one after another.	I don't like that one.
except for the last part, that one's not bad.	B:  Ryan is dead.  He's been blown up by the German equivalent of Wade, whose name I know you don't want me to mention.  There's nothing to find. The biggest piece is the size of a pea.  We wander around, looking for him until the Germans pick us off, one after another.
well, sir, consider the possibilities. a:  ryan is alive.  we have to take him back to the beach.  knowing you, you don't let him carry my gear, even though he really should, and we all get killed, trying to keep him alive.	Except for the last part, that one's not bad.
why's that?	Well, sir, consider the possibilities. A:  Ryan is alive.  We have to take him back to the beach.  Knowing you, you don't let him carry my gear, even though he really should, and we all get killed, trying to keep him alive.
i've given this a lot of thought, sir.  the best thing that could happen is, we find ryan and he's dead.	Why's that?
i thought you said we had an hour, sir?	Well now I'm saying we're moving out.  Get off your ass.
up.  we're moving out.	I thought you said we had an hour, sir?
goddamn it...goddamn it...goddamn it...	Is silent.  Motionless.  He gently closes Wade's eyes.  His hand quivers slightly as he unclips one of Wades dogtags.  He fumbles and drops it. Sarge notices.
sir, i've got an idea, let's go around.	We can't leave it here.
yes, sir, as a final note, i'd like to say, fuck our orders, fuck ramelle, fuck the cheese capital of france and while we're at it, fuck private james ryan.	I'll make a note of your suggestions but I'll leave that last one to you, especially if he's already dead.
any further thoughts on the subject?	Yes, sir, as a final note, I'd like to say, fuck our orders, fuck Ramelle, fuck the cheese capital of France and while we're at it, fuck Private James Ryan.
sir, if you were not a captain, i would compliment you, now, for being an excellent liar.	But I am a captain.  If I were not a captain, I would thank you for the compliment and tell you that the ability to lie comes from being a top-notch poker player, which I am, having learned at the side of my mother who is, by popular acclaim, the best poker player in...
in addition, as i pointed out earlier, i have a fondness for cheese and i hope to have the opportunity to sample some of the ramelle products, when we arrive there, to see if they live up to their excellent reputation. moreover, i feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother of private james ryan and i'm more than willing to lay down my life, and the lives of my men, especially you, reiben, to help relieve her suffering.  the men thoroughly enjoy the performance.	Sir, if you were not a captain, I would compliment you, now, for being an excellent liar.
reiben, what's the matter with you? i don't gripe to you.  i'm a captain. there's a chain of command.  griping goes one way, up, only up, never down.  you gripe to me, i gripe to my superior officers.  up, get it? i don't gripe to you, i don't gripe in front of you.  how long you been in the army?	I'm sorry, sir, I apologize.  But if you weren't a captain, or if I were a major, what would you say?
well, maybe not the captain, but the rest of us have mothers.	You have orders, too.
reiben, there's a fairly good chance you're not going to die at all.	Easy for you to say, sir.  Fucking James Ryan, I'd like to wring his fucking neck.
i'd much rather die in caen than ramelle, sir.  it's a personal thing.	Reiben, there's a fairly good chance you're not going to die at all.
never mind, don't worry, we'll pick up this kid, high-tail it back to division, everything'll work out fine.	I'd much rather die in Caen than Ramelle, sir.  It's a personal thing.
huh?	Never mind, don't worry, we'll pick up this kid, high-tail it back to division, everything'll work out fine.
ours is not to reason why.	Huh?
well, sir, in purely arithmetic terms, since when does six equal one?  what's the sense in risking six guys to save one?	Ours is not to reason why.
sure, what do you want to know?	Well, sir, in purely arithmetic terms, since when does six equal one?  What's the sense in risking six guys to save one?
captain, could you please explain the math of this mission to me?	Sure, what do you want to know?
jesus christ, he's a natural!	Upham, are you sure you've never been in combat?
general gavin is going to be very irritated at you, captain.	Stands on the edge of the woods, almost in a trance.
i'm listening, sir.	Well, I, for one, like cheese.
there's always a bright side.	I'm listening, sir.
sir, you know what ramelle is famous for?  cheese.  the rest of the company is going to caen and we're going to the goddamned cheese capital of france.  there is no bright side.	There's always a bright side.
there's to be a bright side, look for it.	Sir, you know what Ramelle is famous for?  Cheese.  The rest of the company is going to Caen and we're going to the goddamned cheese capital of France.  There is no bright side.
i should be on my way to caen, sir. it's like beethoven, the guy's one of the greatest composers ever lived and he goes deaf.  go figure, i mean, who'd he piss off?  and here i am, the beethoven of ladies foundation garments, one step away from caen, the center of the known lingerie universe and instead, i'm going to ramelle to save some fucking private who's probably already dead.	There's to be a bright side, look for it.
yeah, how so?	I should be on my way to Caen, sir. It's like Beethoven, the guy's one of the greatest composers ever lived and he goes deaf.  Go figure, I mean, who'd he piss off?  And here I am, the Beethoven of ladies foundation garments, one step away from Caen, the center of the known lingerie universe and instead, I'm going to Ramelle to save some fucking private who's probably already dead.
captain, i gotta tell you, the irony of this mission is fucking killing me.	Yeah, how so?
sure, reiben.	Where are you planning on putting Private Ryan, sir?
captain, can i ask you a question?	Sure, Reiben.
trust me, you're the best.	But, sir...
no, i'm not, kaback is, honest.  or what about faulkner?  or that little guy with the glasses?	Trust me, you're the best.
sorry, i need a b.a.r. man, you're the best.	No, I'm not, Kaback is, honest.  Or what about Faulkner?  Or that little guy with the glasses?
please, sir, you can't take me to ramelle, i gotta go to caen, sir, please, i told you, they make caen lingerie there, it's beautiful, it's the best there is, it's...oh, please, sir...	Sorry, I need a B.A.R. man, you're the best.
strides through the chaos, avoiding the passing vehicles.  he sees his men and walks toward them.  reiben hurries up to miller, pleading.	Please, sir, you can't take me to Ramelle, I gotta go to Caen, sir, please, I told you, they make Caen lingerie there, it's beautiful, it's the best there is, it's...oh, please, sir...
i don't think so, captain.	Stay at it until you get fire control.  Keep 'em down, wait for the navy.
there's a war on, good chance they're not still making lingerie in caen.	Oh, Captain, they'll always make lingerie, it's one of the three basic needs of man -- food, shelter, silk teddies.  Miller Dream on, private.
lingerie is my life, sir.  my mother's got a shop in brooklyn, i grew up in it, from the time i could crawl, we carry caen lingerie, it's the best there is, it's all i been thinking about since the invasion.	There's a war on, good chance they're not still making lingerie in Caen.
reiben, how the hell do you know so much about lingerie?	Lingerie is my life, sir.  My mother's got a shop in Brooklyn, I grew up in it, from the time I could crawl, we carry Caen lingerie, it's the best there is, it's all I been thinking about since the invasion.
just picture some french number been spending all day, every day, making cream-colored, shear-body negligees with gentle-lift silk cups and gathered empire waists, what the hell you think she wears at night?	Reiben, how the hell do you know so much about lingerie?
so, you ever heard of employee discounts?  my uncle sells shoes, gets twenty-five percent off everything in the line, got a closet filled with the best looking shoes you ever seen.	Just picture some French number been spending all day, every day, making cream-colored, shear-body negligees with gentle-lift silk cups and gathered empire waists, what the hell you think she wears at night?
sir, what if they send some other company into caen ahead of us while we're pinned down here?	Don't worry, we're the only Rangers this side of the continent, we've got to be first into Caen.
captain, can i put in for a transfer?	Sure, meet me at the top, we'll start the paperwork.
and sarge?	Sarge?  He was the best friend I ever had.  Lemme tell you about Sarge...
jackson was from west fork, tennessee, he was going to be a preacher, his father and uncles have a traveling ministry out of the back of a stretch hudson.	And Sarge?
upham?  good kid, smart, he was writing a book.	Yeah?
upham and jackson, what were they like?	Upham?  Good kid, smart, he was writing a book.
yes, private.	Upham and Jackson, what were they like?
fires the eighty-eight.	Races through the debris.  Trailed by BULLETS.
doesn't move.  he just stares at sarge's body.	Looks at Miller, sees him growing weak, starting to sway.  He gently tries to move Miller aside.
is jumped on by one.  upham fires. kills the german.	Struggling with a pair of Germans.
you set?  sarge nods.	Yes, sir.
don't do that again.	I won't need to sir, it's already here, behind the barricade so...
i'd like to go, sir.	No, private, I want you to stay here, keep your head down, don't do anything brave or stupid.
yes, sir.	Alright, come with me.
yeah, yeah.  i want you right next to me, no matter where i go, you understand?	Yes, sir.
thank you, sir.	Yeah, yeah.  I want you right next to me, no matter where I go, you understand?
the hell you aren't, you're comin' with me if i have to drag you every inch of the way.  you hear me, private?	I hear you sir, but I'm not leaving.
sir, if the krauts are holding this bridge when division shows up, our guys are going to be sitting ducks.	This bridge cannot be held.  The Germans have two companies less than three miles from here.  They have tanks.
private.  i'm sorry about your brothers but staying here and getting yourself killed isn't going to help.	Sir, if the Krauts are holding this bridge when division shows up, our guys are going to be sitting ducks.
hell, i don't mind this mission, sir, as long as there's something up at ramelle for...	...for you to blow up, yeah, yeah, we heard that.
wade's right, it's some kind of scientific, magnetic thing, i can't explain it, but i've seen it.	We all have, he's got nine lives, or he's bulletproof, or some damn thing.
you want unpleasant?  just wait, i can do much better than this.	Look at Upham, you don't hear him complaining.
reiben, you can be very unpleasant to be around sometimes.	You want unpleasant?  Just wait, I can do much better than this.
fine, you convince yourself you got a pack full of feathers and goddamned private james ryan can carry my fucking gear.	Reiben, you can be very unpleasant to be around sometimes.
oh, christ, now we gotta listen to that grandfather thing again.	As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, my grandfather got old, as grandfathers tend to do. He needed someone to take care of him.  We move around all the time, going from one mine to another, so we had to put him in a home.  Nice enough place but kind of depressing. But not for Granddad.  He just convinced himself he was on a cruise ship, going to Tahiti, he had his own cabin, first class, with room service.  It just so happened that the weather was always lousy, so he never bothered to go up on deck. Happiest guy you ever saw until the day he died.
that's because, as i have pointed out on numerous occasions, you are a happy idiot.	No, I just happen to take the Captain's advice and look at the bright side of things.
so what?  i've got three satchel charges, six gammon grenades, a dozen- and-a-half pineapples, and all my regular gear.  you don't hear me complaining.	That's because, as I have pointed out on numerous occasions, you are a happy idiot.
jesus, reiben, think of the poor bastard's mother.	Hey, I got a mother.  Jackson, you got a mother?
damn fool.  sir.	Captain, he's fast!
i usually like surprises.	What are we likely to run into?
lingerie.	Yeah?  So?
frogs?	Lingerie.
i care.  don't you know what caen's famous for, sarge?	Frogs?
who cares?	I care.  Don't you know what Caen's famous for, Sarge?
fertilizer, captain, i think we're in a cranberry bog.	Out of the frying pan, into the fucking latrine.
shit, sir.	Fertilizer, Captain, I think we're in a cranberry bog.
i don't know, i kind of like wade's idea about the cruise ship.  i've never been to tahiti.	What about you, Captain?
goddamn it...goddamn it...goddamn it...	Freaked out.  Trying to keep his eyes on the perimeter.  Can't.
on guard, glancing back.  pissed off.	Goddamn it...Goddamn it...Goddamn it...
sir, i ran the 220 in high school.	He's fast, Captain, I saw him.
we know.	Somebody must know where he's from, what he did for a living.
but everybody's heard of him, he won the congressional medal of honor, he saved a dozen men.	We know.
so, where are you from?	Get lost.
twenty-four-five.	Shit, that's nothing, I ran twenty- two flat.
how fast?	Twenty-four-five.
you think he really believed it?	Who knows?  It worked.
how do you do it?	It's easy, it runs in my family, take my grandfather, for example...
demolition, right?	Since I was nine years old.  They got a lot of explosives around mines. Me and my little brother could get into any warehouse you ever saw. Damn, we had fun!
no, no he's not.	We have records.  We have proof.  I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but it's going to get worse.  Now, if I were you, I would take that fellowship.
because he's guilty.	No, no he's not.
how can you, how can you say that?	Because he's guilty.
don't let your father's business infect your life.	How can you, how can you say that?
you're trying to get me to say something, that's why you're telling me all of this.	Don't let your father's business infect your life.
well, take a look around the house.  is everything nice, but not too nice?  are there lots of, uh, rugs, pieces of art, stereo equipment, uh, furniture, a lot of things bought with cash?  does he give a lot of gifts?  do the major items in your house cover around the nine thousand-dollar range?	You're trying to get me to say something, that's why you're telling me all of this.
what's the profile?	Well, take a look around the house.  Is everything nice, but not too nice?  Are there lots of, uh, rugs, pieces of art, stereo equipment, uh, furniture, a lot of things bought with cash?  Does he give a lot of gifts?  Do the major items in your house cover around the nine thousand-dollar range?
look, why don't you check it out for yourself?  see if your father fits the profile.	What's the profile?
pardon me?	Look, why don't you check it out for yourself?  See if your father fits the profile.
we believe that your father operates in a large pool of cash that comes from phoney billings, phoney patients.  we've been investigating him for five years.  we believe that when they die, he takes their money.	Pardon me?
i'm supposed to be leaving on a fellowship that i worked for my entire life.  i don't even care.  i met this boy over the summer, and i, i can't see him because of this, i can't talk to him, i can't talk to my father about... i wore these clothes, i thought, i thought that if i looked right and if i acted right then someone would talk to me.  but i look awful and i feel awful, could you, could you please talk to me?  be a little decent.	We believe that your father operates in a large pool of cash that comes from phoney billings, phoney patients.  We've been investigating him for five years.  We believe that when they die, he takes their money.
why would you stay so long with an operation that is so clearly not a growth enterprise?	Taking care of people isn't a growth enterprise, Mr Sims.  I hope you write that down in your report, I'd like your bosses to read it.
that's right.	Why would you stay so long with an operation that is so clearly not a growth enterprise?
hmmm.  your income, mr court, hasn't changed substantially in seventeen years.	That's right.
what family?  we never heard from them.  i sold her house for them, made them money.	Hmmm.  Your income, Mr Court, hasn't changed substantially in seventeen years.
the, uh, cynthia branson estate was worth how much?  because her family...	What family?  We never heard from them.  I sold her house for them, made them money.
this evening is over.	And your former wife.
mr court, be aware that we will be contacting a number of your business associates...	This evening is over.
just come down to my place of business, for god's sake.  i have people here.	Mr Court, be aware that we will be contacting a number of your business associates...
so you refuse to answer my questions?	Just come down to my place of business, for god's sake.  I have people here.
speak with my lawyer.	So you refuse to answer my questions?
understanding the following rights...	Speak with my lawyer.
jesus.  what, i live in a palace, right?  i have guests here.	Understanding the following rights...
you're sure?	Yeah, I don't want it.  Um, thank you very much.  You're very kind.
keep it.	You're sure?
okay, thanks.	Keep it.
oh yeah, let me give you another card.	Okay, thanks.
i'm sorry, but they turned down your card.	Oh yeah, let me give you another card.
listen, i don't know your name, but what are you doing for lunch?	I'm sorry, but they turned down your card.
thanks, i like yours too.	Listen, I don't know your name, but what are you doing for lunch?
i'll take the whole set.	Excellent.
good for her.	I'll take the whole set.
yeah, she won a fellowship.	Good for her.
for going to school?	Yeah, she won a fellowship.
no, i'm not married.  it's for my daughter.	For going to school?
is it a gift for your wife?  are you getting a set together?	No, I'm not married.  It's for my daughter.
hi.	Is it a gift for your wife?  Are you getting a set together?
lloyd, honey, just come home, okay?	I'll be home soon.
hello constance.  it's me, lloyd... nothing, i'm just driving around... she broke up with me... what do i do?  can't she come back?  how can i get her back?... i can't think, talk to me... i fucked up... i feel like crying... she gave me a pen.  i gave her my heart and she gave me a pen.	Lloyd, honey, just come home, okay?
no, no, don't go in there.	Forget it, forget it, it's mine, it's mine!
i'll be in my office.	I just washed this shirt, didn't I?
he's a mess!	I'll be in my office.
you're tough, j-man.	He's a mess!
yeah.	I still am.
i was hilarious once, wasn't i?	Yeah.
look, i'm really sorry that mom and dad made you take me in. really.  if it's such a big deal, i'll go.  but remember this, it used to be fun.  it used to be warped, twisted and hilarious, and i mean that in the best possible way, i mean it as a compliment. i mean, i'm sorry t-i-m left you.  but i am not t-i-m.	I was hilarious once, wasn't I?
gee, it's easy.	Look, I'm really sorry that Mom and Dad made you take me in. Really.  If it's such a big deal, I'll go.  But remember this, it used to be fun.  It used to be warped, twisted and hilarious, and I mean that in the best possible way, I mean it as a compliment. I mean, I'm sorry T-I-M left you.  But I am not T-I-M.
jesus christ.  i get in a good mood.  how hard is it just to decide to be in a good mood, and then be in a good mood?	Gee, it's easy.
why can't you be his uncle and not his playmate?	Jesus Christ.  I get in a good mood.  How hard is it just to decide to be in a good mood, and then be in a good mood?
because it's loud enough so the neighbors don't complain, that's how come i know.	Good thing there's not a red line on you, J-man. YEAH!
how do you know how to draw the red line anyway?	Because it's loud enough so the neighbors don't complain, that's how come I know.
why do you eat that stuff?  there's no food in your food.  not too loud, the red line's there for a reason.	How do you know how to draw the red line anyway?
i hope you understand.	Hey, bad throat, huh J-man?
it's no problem.  i called mom and dad in germany; it's like they were there.	I hope you understand.
i'm sorry. sam had to do a new crown, we had [?], and jason had a sore throat.  your big graduation, and no one was there.	It's no problem.  I called Mom and Dad in Germany; it's like they were there.
hey, sis.	I'm sorry. Sam had to do a new crown, we had [?], and Jason had a sore throat.  Your big graduation, and no one was there.
lloyd?	Hey, sis.
the world is full of guys.  be a man.  don't be a guy.	If she wants me, she can come to me.
i am.	The world is full of guys.  Be a man.  Don't be a guy.
no, you're not a guy.	I am.
i draw the line at seven un-returned phone calls.	Lloyd, you have to understand her family is being ripped apart. Like you and she were ripped apart.  Like Joe and I were ripped apart.
what does it say?	Read it.
i already did.	What does it say?
lloyd, send her flowers, write her a letter.  something.	I already did.
alright.	Lloyd, send her flowers, write her a letter.  Something.
so, what's your point?	You've got to do something special.  You've got to make a statement.
lloyd, listen to me.  everything has changed.  you've had sex. no matter what you might think, nothing will ever be the same between you two.  you might be sixty.  you might be walking down the street, and you'll talk to her about something, whatever. but what you'll really be thinking is 'we had sex'.	So, what's your point?
alright, alright, alright, calm down, alright, calm down. nothing's different.	Lloyd, listen to me.  EVERYTHING has changed.  You've had sex. No matter what you might think, nothing will ever be the same between you two.  You might be sixty.  You might be walking down the street, and you'll talk to her about something, whatever. But what you'll really be thinking is 'We had sex'.
did you sleep with her?	I admit nothing.
see you tomorrow.	See you.  Bye.  Bye Diane.
yes.	See you tomorrow.
hang in there, man.	Yes.
you are such a great person lloyd.  i'm a good person, but you are a great person.	Hang in there, man.
wait for me for when i get round to the front.	Okay, I got it.
please? corey alright. alright, okay, here.	Wait for me for when I get round to the front.
that's just so embarrassing.	Please? COREY Alright. Alright, Okay, here.
please?	That's just so embarrassing.
c'mon lloyd.	Please?
c'mon, just do it.	C'mon Lloyd.
lloyd.	C'mon, just do it.
do me a favor; take a picture of me with her.	Lloyd.
lloyd, give it up.	Do me a favor; take a picture of me with her.
look at those eyes.	Lloyd, give it up.
sounds great to me, i'm going to call her, that's what's cool about her.	Brains stay with brains.  The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques.
i'm gonna call her.	Diane Court doesn't go out with guys like you.  She's a brain.
then what's love?	I'm gonna call her.
what's a scam?	Going out as friends.
that's not even a scam.	What's a scam?
yes i did- i sat across from her in a mall.  we ate together.  we ate, that's eating, sharing an important physical event.	That's not even a scam.
but you never had a first date.	Yes I did- I sat across from her in a mall.  We ate together.  We ate, that's eating, sharing an important physical event.
the movies are a good second date, you know, as a date?	But you never had a first date.
that's unlikely.	The movies are a good second date, you know, as a date?
"dear diane, i'll always be there for you, all the love in my heart, lloyd."  i've never gotten a letter like this, have you?	I dream about it.
what?  i'm sorry, talk.	I've forgotten what I was going to say... okay, okay, I remember. Let him do what he wants.
you know i just sit here listening, and you never let me talk.	What?  I'm sorry, talk.
and above all, just because this happened gives you no right whatsoever...	You know I just sit here listening, and you never let me talk.
wait a minute.	And above all, just because this happened gives you no right whatsoever...
you've got to show her respect, you've got to show her that you're not like joe...	Wait a minute.
wait a minute.	You've got to show her respect, you've got to show her that you're not like Joe...
look at his face, he did the deed.	You're an inspiration Lloyd; you should go on the seven hundred club or something.
lloyd, it's us.	Look at his face, he did the deed.
i told him to be himself.	He's got that nervous talking thing.  I told him not to speak.
meaning?	Meaning that she made the second date a family audition, which is the kiss of death for Lloyd.
lloyd is doomed.	Meaning?
i wouldn't get my hopes up lloyd.	I'm sorry.  It's just you're a really nice guy, and we don't want to see you get hurt.
trapped in the body of a gameshow hostess.	Diane Court does not realise how good-looking she is.
he wants to leave things on a good note.	Well, where Mr Carroll uses the word 'love', I look for a new word.
did you see what mr carroll wrote in my yearbook?  well, he ridiculed me all year long, and then he writes, "you're a real live-wire, love mr carroll."  y'know, it's all so phoney.	He wants to leave things on a good note.
come on, it's graduation.	Did you see what Mr Carroll wrote in my yearbook?  Well, he ridiculed me all year long, and then he writes, "You're a real live-wire, Love Mr Carroll."  Y'know, it's all so phoney.
i don't feel anything.	Come on, it's graduation.
hey, i know this is a strange thing to say, but maybe diane court really likes lloyd.	If you were Diane Court, would you honestly fall for Lloyd?
it's too much pressure, it's not his crowd.	What is wrong with this girl?
why?	It's too much pressure, it's not his crowd.
i just saw joe.  he's here.	Well, you don't have to be so dramatic about it.
i wrote sixty-three songs this year.  they're all about joe, and i'm going to play every single one of them tonight.	I just saw Joe.  He's here.
i'll put this past my boss	Alright.
confirm this with my office and my client.	I'll put this past my boss
i can put that together.	Confirm this with my office and my client.
he'd like to start serving immediately.	I can put that together.
and i want to turn the home over to the state.	He'd like to start serving immediately.
i can accept that.	And I want to turn the home over to the state.
one hundred and twenty-five thousand and nine months.	I can accept that.
one hundred thousand dollar fine and three months?	One hundred and twenty-five thousand and nine months.
i can't give you that.  this guy's been ripping off grandma and grandpa for seventeen years.  he's been getting it from every end.  i'd love to hear his story.	One hundred thousand dollar fine and three months?
lloyd, why do you have to be like this?	'Cause I'm a guy, I have pride.
i'm not going back there.  i don't even know who you're talking about.	Lloyd, why do you have to be like this?
visit her at the home.	I'm not going back there.  I don't even know who you're talking about.
that was a mistake.  the rain on my car is a baptism.  the new me.  iceman, power lloyd.  my assault on the world begins now. believe in myself, answer to no one... you probably got it all figured out, corey.  if you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant surprise.	Look, why don't you just call Diane again?
lloyd, she's being difficult.	I'm going to take out Diane Court again.
hi.	I don't know what to say to you, except goodbye.
hello.	Hi.
don't say that, it's not good for you.  you're...	You're right.
i'm so ashamed dad.	Don't say that, it's not good for you.  You're...
take it easy how mad you make me, i'm the only dad you've got.	I'm so ashamed dad.
no, i will.  i don't want to leave something out because i know i can say anything to you.  you're a liar, and a thief.	Take it easy how mad you make me, I'm the only dad you've got.
that's right, work it out.	No, I will.  I don't want to leave something out because I know I can say anything to you.  You're a liar, and a thief.
no.  i told you everything, you lied to me.  i would have done anything for you.	That's right, work it out.
why are you being so hateful to me?  is this because of lloyd?	No.  I told you everything, you lied to me.  I would have done anything for you.
i trusted you.  i stood up in court five years ago and i picked you.	Why are you being so hateful to me?  Is this because of Lloyd?
alright, alright.  go ahead.  when i'm old, give me someone like me, but go ahead.	I trusted you.  I stood up in court five years ago and I picked you.
you let me believe you.  you knew you were guilty, and you let me become a part of it.  god, how... how could you...	Alright, alright.  Go ahead.  When I'm old, give me someone like me, but go ahead.
i made their lives better.	You let me believe you.  You knew you were guilty, and you let me become a part of it.  God, how... how could you...
no, but you stole from them.	I made their lives better.
no, you don't know what it is.  it's not for me.  this money's for you, for when you come back from england with honors to set you up, so you don't have to depend on anybody again.  diane, i take better care of these people than their families do.  i care for them, i give them flowers, i feed them, i wipe their mouths...	No, but you stole from them.
yes, i...	No, you don't know what it is.  It's not for me.  This money's for you, for when you come back from England with honors to set you up, so you don't have to depend on anybody again.  Diane, I take better care of these people than their families do.  I care for them, I give them flowers, I feed them, I wipe their mouths...
you think you know what this money is?	Yes, I...
you stole from them, you lied to me.  how do you think that's supposed to make me feel?	You think you know what this money is?
honey, about what?	You stole from them, you lied to me.  How do you think that's supposed to make me feel?
what am i supposed to think?	Honey, about what?
honey, it's not what you think.	What am I supposed to think?
but i found the money.	Honey, it's not what you think.
i swear to god.	But I found the money.
swear to god.	I swear to god.
honey!	Swear to god.
swear to god, i need to know the truth.	Honey!
sweetheart, no.  don't be ridiculous.	Swear to god, I need to know the truth.
dad, did you do it?  did you take that money?	Sweetheart, no.  Don't be ridiculous.
what happened to you?	Dad, did you do it?  Did you take that money?
dad, are you okay in there?	Just finishing up in here.
if i pick it up, we'll only get back together.	Well then don't pick it up. You know what's best.
'i like him'?  diane, i'm talking about being honest with people, being decent...	Dad, I love him.
dad, in a million years, i would never give him a pen.  what's wrong with having some fun?  i like him.	'I like him'?  Diane, I'm talking about being honest with people, being decent...
diane, i'm not asking you to sever all relations with the boy. give him a present, here, let him know you still care.  give him this pen.	Dad, in a million years, I would never give him a pen.  What's wrong with having some fun?  I like him.
dad, you and i have talked about this.  lloyd and i have talked about this.  believe me, this is well-covered territory.	Diane, I'm not asking you to sever all relations with the boy. Give him a present, here, let him know you still care.  Give him this pen.
diane, you owe it to yourself to get on that plane with no attachments, no strings, because after you get over there, things are going to change.  people change.	Dad, you and I have talked about this.  Lloyd and I have talked about this.  Believe me, this is well-covered territory.
unbelievable.  this is a nightmare.	Diane, you owe it to yourself to get on that plane with no attachments, no strings, because after you get over there, things are going to change.  People change.
well listen to me.  now, i know you like him, i know he's nothing like those frat kids you can't stand, but honey, after the excitement wears off, then what, huh?  what are you going to talk about?  what do you have in common?  you're going to be part of an international think-tank, and he's going to be kicking punching bags.	Unbelievable.  This is a nightmare.
i like him a lot.	Well listen to me.  Now, I know you like him, I know he's nothing like those frat kids you can't stand, but honey, after the excitement wears off, then what, huh?  What are you going to talk about?  What do you have in common?  You're going to be part of an international think-tank, and he's going to be kicking punching bags.
do you love him?	I like him a lot.
dad, why are you acting this way?  is this because of the other morning?	Do you love him?
diane!  alright, let's stop this right now.  let's not put our energy into something ridiculous.  this isn't even smart thinking.	Dad, why are you acting this way?  Is this because of the other morning?
you're not listening to me.	Diane!  Alright, let's stop this right now.  Let's not put our energy into something ridiculous.  This isn't even smart thinking.
bon voyage.	You're not listening to me.
it doesn't feel right to me.  i, i don't even have the right luggage yet.	Bon voyage.
you're going.	It doesn't feel right to me.  I, I don't even have the right luggage yet.
but listen, if i had a friend in the same position, i would tell her to delay a year.	You're going.
you're going.	But listen, if I had a friend in the same position, I would tell her to delay a year.
dad, maybe i shouldn't go with all that's happening to you.	You're going.
did he ever get rough with you?	Dad, no.  But I didn't want any problems, so I decided not to sleep with him.
dad, yes.  and i'm scared to death of what you must think of me right now.	Sit down.
lloyd?	Dad, yes.  And I'm scared to death of what you must think of me right now.
i know that.	Lloyd?
do you wanna make things easier on me?  now tell me where you were because this is, this is bullshit.  you can say anything to me, i hope you still know that.	I know that.
i'm fine.	Do you wanna make things easier on me?  Now tell me where you were because this is, this is bullshit.  You can say anything to me, I hope you still know that.
you've always called before, always.  now i'm not asking what you did, i just want to know that you're alright.	I'm fine.
dad, i'm so sorry.  i know this is a bad time.	You've always called before, always.  Now I'm not asking what you did, I just want to know that you're alright.
you bet you should have called.  you still live at home.  don't make me call the police at three-thirty in the morning, don't make me call hospitals.	Dad, I'm so sorry.  I know this is a bad time.
i was irresponsible, i should have called.	You bet you should have called.  You still live at home.  Don't make me call the police at three-thirty in the morning, don't make me call hospitals.
you should be.	I was irresponsible, I should have called.
dad, i'm sorry.	You should be.
morning.	Dad, I'm sorry.
oh yeah.  there was, uh, somebody on the plane worked in a recording studio, and, uh, we got this telephone call, this guy is making a sound effects record, and he'd gotten our address and he wanted to know if he could come over and record her scream.	Which they did, and every once in a while on a commercial, you can hear me scream.
okay, i give up.	So anyway, these two federal marshals meet the plane, and they take our address, and they ask us never to fly with 'Friendly Skies' again.
which they did.  let me finish.	Okay, I give up.
and then you got up and you told them to turn the plane around.	Which they did.  Let me finish.
so anyway, they closed the doors, and she starts to scream.  i've never in my life heard anyone scream quite like that.	And then you got up and you told them to turn the plane around.
i knew how planes flew, but i was still a little nervous.	Crash paranoia.
well, let me start it.  i'm flying down to los angeles on business, and i decide to take her on her first aeroplane.	I knew how planes flew, but I was still a little nervous.
dad.	Now why can't I tell the story?
she's not the world's greatest flyer, let me tell you.  when she was eight years old, she...	Dad.
goodnight.	Goodnight.
well, i don't think he's really been embarrassed by it.	Goodnight.
lloyd was such a gentleman.  he was funny and nervous and strange, and i met people that i never would have met before, then i blew it.  i called him basic.  can you believe i did that?	Well, I don't think he's really been embarrassed by it.
wait a minute.  how was lloyd?	Lloyd was such a gentleman.  He was funny and nervous and strange, and I met people that I never would have met before, then I blew it.  I called him basic.  Can you believe I did that?
dad, i'm so glad i went.  goodnight.	Wait a minute.  How was Lloyd?
morning honey.	Dad, I'm so glad I went.  Goodnight.
don't do this to me. you're too good at making me nervous.	No, listen to me.  You're the best in the country, don't you understand?  It's like a pyramid.  It starts out with everybody, and it narrows through your life and through everything, and all the hoopla and the competition narrows it down to one brilliant person who is so special that they celebrate you on two continents.  And it's you.  So tell me something, where's the flaw in that?  There is no flaw.
we'll worry about that later.  now come on, tell me that you're special.	Don't do this to me. You're too good at making me nervous.
god, i'll have to go on a plane.	We'll worry about that later.  Now come on, tell me that you're special.
you're going to take a big step, a big leap, and before you do, i just want one thing from you, miss.  you stand up straight and admit you're special.	God, I'll have to go on a plane.
i won?	You're going to take a big step, a big leap, and before you do, I just want one thing from you, miss.  You stand up straight and admit you're special.
you won it.  you're going to study at the finest institute at england, the toughest fellowship in the country, and you won.	I won?
are you kidding?  you're not kidding?  you're not kidding!	You won it.  You're going to study at the finest institute at England, the toughest fellowship in the country, and you won.
no, no, just listen.  you won the wreath  fellowship.	Are you kidding?  You're not kidding?  You're not kidding!
tell me, is it bad news?	No, no, just listen.  You won the Wreath  fellowship.
i just had a phone call.	Tell me, is it bad news?
what?	I just had a phone call.
i love you dad.	I love you too honey.
i'm sorry.	I love you dad.
stop it, stop it, stop it.	I'm sorry.
diane, in a million years, you could never be a... priss.  it's all working out for you honey, don't you see?  it's all working out, just like we planned.  all the years of summer school, all the vacations you gave up, it's all working out just the way we planned...	Stop it, stop it, stop it.
everybody thinks i'm a priss.	Diane, in a million years, you could never be a... priss.  It's all working out for you honey, don't you see?  It's all working out, just like we planned.  All the years of summer school, all the vacations you gave up, it's all working out just the way we planned...
no, wait a minute.  everybody thinks you're what?	Everybody thinks I'm a priss.
i was standing up there and looking at all the people, and i felt like they didn't know me.  i mean, maybe i shouldn't have taken all those courses out of school, because everybody thinks i... forget it.	No, wait a minute.  Everybody thinks you're what?
they really applauded you today honey.	I was standing up there and looking at all the people, and I felt like they didn't know me.  I mean, maybe I shouldn't have taken all those courses out of school, because everybody thinks I... forget it.
oh god, i don't need all these presents.  i don't know any kid who got a car, i mean...	They really applauded you today honey.
now this is the only thing your mother ever gave me that i kept. now it's yours.  go ahead, open it.	Oh god, I don't need all these presents.  I don't know any kid who got a car, I mean...
god, that's... this is ridiculous.	Now this is the only thing your mother ever gave me that I kept. Now it's yours.  Go ahead, open it.
well, since i'm not only your father, i'm also your friend; i had to get you two presents.	God, that's... this is ridiculous.
what are you doing?	Well, since I'm not only your father, I'm also your friend; I had to get you two presents.
okay, i promise i will.  just come here a minute, i want to show you something.	What are you doing?
dad, you have to teach me to suture this weekend.	Okay, I promise I will.  Just come here a minute, I want to show you something.
ha!	Well, it's almost over.  We've gone to school together for three years, and we've been through a lot.  But with that training out of High School gone, what's going to happen to us?  We all know what the answers are.  We want to be happy, go to college, own a car, maybe raise a family.  But what if that doesn't happen?  I have, I have to be honest though, I have all the hope and ambition in the world.  But when I think about the future, the truth is, I am really...scared.
alright, no more, i'm going to save it.	Okay.
oh no, no, it's... it's wonderful.   it's... no, don't worry about it.  you're very funny.  go back, that's great!	Alright, no more, I'm going to save it.
i didn't think anyone would get it.	Oh no, no, it's... it's wonderful.   It's... no, don't worry about it.  You're very funny.  Go back, that's great!
oh yeah!	I didn't think anyone would get it.
you like it?	Oh yeah!
ha!  go back!  what a great line!	You like it?
having taken a few courses at the university this year, i have glimpsed our future, and all i can say is... go back.	Ha!  Go back!  What a great line!
why?  it's fine.  it's nice.	Having taken a few courses at the university this year, I have glimpsed our future, and all I can say is... go back.
well, it's almost over.  we've gone to school together for three years... i might cut that part out.	Why?  It's fine.  It's nice.
you will?	Okay.  Oh, here's Ray.  Just talk to him because when you don't, your mouth turns down.
alright.	You will?
if they ask you questions, and they probably will ask you questions, would you please say something nice about him mum? help him?	Alright.
if we could just talk about boys everything would be so much easier.  you know, your room is always ready for you, you can always come home if... alright, what do you want me to do?	If they ask you questions, and they probably will ask you questions, would you please say something nice about him mum? Help him?
i just wonder what could be more important than what's going on with dad.	If we could just talk about boys everything would be so much easier.  You know, your room is always ready for you, you can always come home if... alright, what do you want me to do?
you know, i don't even know if you've got a young man in your life?	I just wonder what could be more important than what's going on with dad.
this is me telling you about me.	You know, I don't even know if you've got a young man in your life?
diane, i do have a history with this man, and it's not the greatest.  i see you so seldom, i'd really rather know about you.	This is me telling you about me.
mom, please?	Diane, I do have a history with this man, and it's not the greatest.  I see you so seldom, I'd really rather know about you.
no.  you just described every great success story.  alright, it's alright.	I know.
nobody thought we'd do this.  nobody really thinks it's going to work, do they?	No.  You just described every great success story.  Alright, it's alright.
how's it going?	Nobody thought we'd do this.  Nobody really thinks it's going to work, do they?
not right now, thanks.	How's it going?
alright, personalised flight care from corey.  books, cassettes, magazines, anything?	Not right now, thanks.
okay.	Alright, personalised flight care from Corey.  Books, cassettes, magazines, anything?
right, i'm just going to keep talking until that ding happens, which is going to be soon.	Okay.
good to know.	Right, I'm just going to keep talking until that ding happens, which is going to be soon.
so when you hear the smoking sign go 'ding', you know everything's going to be okay.	Good to know.
okay.	So when you hear the smoking sign go 'ding', you know everything's going to be okay.
alright, high level air safety tips.  if anything happens, it'll usually be in the first five minutes of the flight, right?	Okay.
okay.	Alright, high level air safety tips.  If anything happens, it'll usually be in the first five minutes of the flight, right?
okay, good, this is all very noble.	Okay.
i'm fine.	Okay, good, this is all very noble.
one more time would be nice.	I love you.  Please, I love you.
i love you.  how many more times do i have to say it?	One more time would be nice.
what?	I love you.  How many more times do I have to say it?
i love you.	What?
hurt me again?  not a chance, don't worry about it.	I love you.
everything else means nothing to me.  if i hurt you again, i'll die.	Hurt me again?  Not a chance, don't worry about it.
you do?	Everything else means nothing to me.  If I hurt you again, I'll die.
my father's guilty.  he lied to me, he lied to everybody.  i just left home... i need you.	You do?
what do you want?	My father's guilty.  He lied to me, he lied to everybody.  I just left home... I need you.
i'm sorry.	What do you want?
what do you want?	I'm sorry.
then don't do it.	Oh shit.
don't be mean, this is hard for me too.	Then don't do it.
what is that?  what are you doing with your hands?  talk to me, you're talking like that girl sheila.	Don't be mean, this is hard for me too.
lloyd, i love you, okay?	What is that?  What are you doing with your hands?  Talk to me, you're talking like that girl Sheila.
what, i'm sorry i said that.  forget i said it, it's what i thought i meant, but forget it.	Lloyd, I love you, okay?
you have corey and dc.  i have my dad.	What, I'm sorry I said that.  Forget I said it, it's what I thought I meant, but forget it.
you told your dad?	You have Corey and DC.  I have my dad.
just my dad.	You told your dad?
did you tell anybody?	Just my dad.
no, that's fine.  she'll tell everybody, but that's fine.	Did you tell anybody?
she figured it out.  i'm sorry if that upsets you.	No, that's fine.  She'll tell everybody, but that's fine.
why, did you tell corey what happened?	She figured it out.  I'm sorry if that upsets you.
did you talk to corey?	Why, did you tell Corey what happened?
no.	Did you talk to Corey?
is this because of your dad?	No.
no i didn't.	Is this because of your dad?
you shared it with a dick.	No I didn't.
lloyd, we shared the most intimate thing two people can share.	You shared it with a dick.
yeah you do.	Lloyd, we shared the most intimate thing two people can share.
no, i don't, i don't.	Yeah you do.
i feel like a dick.  you must think i'm a dick.	No, I don't, I don't.
i think that we should stop going out on dates.	I feel like a dick.  You must think I'm a dick.
well, if we're friends, why can't we see each other?	I think that we should stop going out on dates.
no.  we decided that we're friends.  i mean, i know it's a terrible word...	Well, if we're friends, why can't we see each other?
it sounded like you did.	No.  We decided that we're friends.  I mean, I know it's a terrible word...
no, no.	It sounded like you did.
'cause i'm worried, did you just break up with me?	No, no.
we decided...	'Cause I'm worried, did you just break up with me?
okay, what did we just decide?	We decided...
yeah, uh-huh.	Okay, what did we just decide?
okay.  it's good knowing this.	Yeah, uh-huh.
we'll see.	Okay.  It's good knowing this.
okay, how much time do you need?  i mean, you know, i mean you'll be leaving in a little while, so that's answered some questions.	We'll see.
yeah.	Okay, how much time do you need?  I mean, you know, I mean you'll be leaving in a little while, so that's answered some questions.
you need to study?	Yeah.
well, i need to study, and...	You need to study?
what's wrong?	Well, I need to study, and...
i think that we should spend some time apart.	What's wrong?
say what?	I think that we should spend some time apart.
how can i look at you and say this?	Say what?
what?  this is a good level, isn't it?	How can I look at you and say this?
i know.  lloyd, let's not start putting things on this level.	What?  This is a good level, isn't it?
i was just going to tell you that i love you.  i said it.	I know.  Lloyd, let's not start putting things on this level.
i don't know what you're going to say, but i think that...	I was just going to tell you that I love you.  I said it.
how do you know what i'm going to say?	I don't know what you're going to say, but I think that...
no, we don't have to say it.	How do you know what I'm going to say?
i've never sent a letter like that, you know?  i mean, i felt like i wanted to tell you something, but i didn't put it in the letter, and i didn't say it, but i want to say it now, i'm not sure if i should say it, you know, 'cause people always say it and don't mean it, but i think that i mean it, so, um, i just wanted to tell you...	No, we don't have to say it.
it was wonderful.	I've never sent a letter like that, you know?  I mean, I felt like I wanted to tell you something, but I didn't put it in the letter, and I didn't say it, but I want to say it now, I'm not sure if I should say it, you know, 'cause people always say it and don't mean it, but I think that I mean it, so, um, I just wanted to tell you...
why didn't you tell me?	It was wonderful.
uh-huh.  it was wonderful.	Why didn't you tell me?
it did?	Uh-huh.  It was wonderful.
your letter came yesterday.	It did?
check your mail tomorrow.  i sent you a letter, a letter.	Your letter came yesterday.
i don't know.  i'm happy.	Here are some blankets.  This is a good song, this is a really good song.
then why are you shaking?	I don't know.  I'm happy.
i don't think i am.	Then why are you shaking?
you're cold.	I don't think I am.
i don't think so.	You're cold.
you're shaking.	I don't think so.
no.	You're shaking.
yes.  are you shaking?	No.
are you comfortable?	Yes.  Are you shaking?
yeah.	Are you comfortable?
let's get outta here.  you want to?	Yeah.
this is so noble.	Well no, it's not noble, but it's a good aid to your lesson.
now, go into second.  little more gas... yeah!  you can get  this whole problem.  now, maybe you downshift to first?	This is so noble.
yeah.	Now, go into second.  Little more gas... Yeah!  You can get  this whole problem.  Now, maybe you downshift to first?
little more gas.  ease it up.  hold on- minor setback.  now you feel confident, right?	Yeah.
oh.  i was putting the...	Little more gas.  Ease it up.  Hold on- minor setback.  Now you feel confident, right?
yeah, a little bit.  listen, this is important.  when you feel it start to give, put the clutch in.	Oh.  I was putting the...
am i wrecking my car?	Yeah, a little bit.  Listen, this is important.  When you feel it start to give, put the clutch in.
okay, this is important...	Am I wrecking my car?
right.	Okay, this is important...
if you'll just maybe ease it into second.	Right.
yeah?	If you'll just maybe ease it into second.
yeah.  now, when you feel like you're confident,...	Yeah?
i'm doing alright.	Yeah.  Now, when you feel like you're confident,...
you know how it'll come out and feel... y'know... little more, little more... yeah, yeah, that's right.  go round just at first, keep it in first, just feel it.	I'm doing alright.
yeah.	You know how it'll come out and feel... y'know... little more, little more... Yeah, yeah, that's right.  Go round just at first, keep it in first, just feel it.
yeah, just keep going first, keep going around.  get the feel of it, feel the clutch, when you put it in a little?	Yeah.
friends with potential.	Yeah, just keep going first, keep going around.  Get the feel of it, feel the clutch, when you put it in a little?
yeah.  with potential.	Friends with potential.
be friends?	Yeah.  With potential.
don't worry about it.  we're just having coffee.  we'll be anti- social.	Be friends?
i just can't have any social life right now.	Don't worry about it.  We're just having coffee.  We'll be anti- social.
no.	I just can't have any social life right now.
i just don't want it to get too heavy.  i feel really overloaded. i have this theory of convergence, that good things always happen with bad things.  but i know you have to deal with them at the same time, but i just, i mean i don't know why they have to happen at the same time, i mean, i don't know why, i just wish i could work out... am i just babbling?  do you know what i mean?	No.
it's okay, everybody does that.	I just don't want it to get too heavy.  I feel really overloaded. I have this theory of convergence, that good things always happen with bad things.  But I know you have to deal with them at the same time, but I just, I mean I don't know why they have to happen at the same time, I mean, I don't know why, I just wish I could work out... Am I just babbling?  Do you know what I mean?
what did you say?	Well... just meet her.
yes.	What did you say?
wait, wait.  you told her about me?	Yes.
she's amazing.  she's ninety-three, she's a writer, and i told her about you.	Wait, wait.  You told her about me?
okay.	She's amazing.  She's ninety-three, she's a writer, and I told her about you.
you have to meet bess.	Okay.
i'll see you there.  bye.	You have to meet Bess.
okay, bye.	I'll see you there.  Bye.
okay, bye, i will.	Okay, bye.
stop by later.	Okay, bye, I will.
really?  um... i... well... you're really turning me around here,	Stop by later.
i think that's ageism, and that's, that's being prejudiced against people because they're old.  maybe their mouths don't work as well as yours.	Really?  Um... I... well... you're really turning me around here,
well, except for one thing.  i used to work at a smorgasbord, and, and the old people would flock there, and, and they loved to eat.  and they just jammed their mouths, you know?  the used to eat with their mouths open, and you know, it's just too much for me.  you get to be thinking about how short life is, and how maybe, maybe has no meaning because you wake up and you're frying burgers	I think that's ageism, and that's, that's being prejudiced against people because they're old.  Maybe their mouths don't work as well as yours.
come on.	Well, except for one thing.  I used to work at a smorgasbord, and, and the old people would flock there, and, and they loved to eat.  And they just jammed their mouths, you know?  The used to eat with their mouths open, and you know, it's just too much for me.  You get to be thinking about how short life is, and how maybe, maybe has no meaning because you wake up and you're frying burgers
me?  sure i do.	Come on.
i know you think my job is strange.  you don't like old people, do you?	Me?  Sure I do.
won't you see me later?	I know you think my job is strange.  You don't like old people, do you?
i usually have a break after the dinner service, if you want to stop by.	Won't you see me later?
after work?	I usually have a break after the dinner service, if you want to stop by.
oh.	I had a checklist in mind.  I thought that if babies were on the plane, the plane couldn't crash.  But all the babies were crying, and I thought they knew something I didn't.
you think so?	Mmmm.
i think you should wear that.	You think so?
yeah?	I think you should wear that.
nice one.	Yeah?
yeah, i've had it forever.  i used to have this thing with marking the words that i looked up.	Nice one.
boy, this is a mother dictionary.	Yeah, I've had it forever.  I used to have this thing with marking the words that I looked up.
yeah.	Or, or I could always wear this one.
today is tomorrow.	Then call me later.
then call me tomorrow.	Today is tomorrow.
sixteen weeks is a long time.	Then call me tomorrow.
i only have something like sixteen weeks.	Sixteen weeks is a long time.
so am i. i want to see you again.  i want to see you as much as i can before you leave.  i said it.	I only have something like sixteen weeks.
no, i'm serious.	So am I. I want to see you again.  I want to see you as much as I can before you leave.  I said it.
job?  being a great date.	No, I'm serious.
so what's your job this summer?	Job?  Being a great date.
basic.  hmmm.	So what's your job this summer?
you're a great date.  i've never really gone out with someone as basic as you.	Basic.  Hmmm.
what?	You're a great date.  I've never really gone out with someone as basic as you.
you know what?	What?
twisted?	You know what?
thanks.  but either way it still feels...	Twisted?
watch out for that glass.	Thanks.  But either way it still feels...
well, my parents split up when i was thirteen, and... god, i actually had to... i went into court and i had to choose between the two of them.  so i chose my dad.  it just felt safer that way, you know?	Watch out for that glass.
sure i do.	Well, my parents split up when I was thirteen, and... god, I actually had to... I went into court and I had to choose between the two of them.  So I chose my dad.  It just felt safer that way, you know?
yeah, but that's an old story, you don't want to hear it.	Sure I do.
it's just you and your dad, right?	Yeah, but that's an old story, you don't want to hear it.
yeah.  i'm so glad we did this.	It's just you and your dad, right?
that's cool then.	Yeah.  I'm so glad we did this.
yeah, but i feel like i fit in for the first time, you know? like i just held them far away from me, and they did the same to me.	That's cool then.
they knew of you.  now they know you.	Yeah, but I feel like I fit in for the first time, you know? Like I just held them far away from me, and they did the same to me.
nobody knew me before tonight.	They knew of you.  Now they know you.
mine say stuff like "lloyd, see you around maybe"	Nobody knew me before tonight.
alright, this is some of the things they wrote me; "glad i finally met you", "you always seemed nice", "wish i could have known you more"...	Mine say stuff like "Lloyd, see you around maybe"
have a good sleep.	Bye.
thank-you.	I hereby surrender my duties as keymaster, give me a beer.
he does this every year?	It's the worst job since keymaster.
so we can finally talk?	Yeah.
so it's an honor?	No.
yeah, i have to judge who can drive home and who can't. i have to keep their keys.	So it's an honor?
keymaster?	Yeah, I have to judge who can drive home and who can't. I have to keep their keys.
oh.  um, would it be terrible if i wanted to go home early?	No.
they're bavarian death style  pretzels.	Oh.  Um, would it be terrible if I wanted to go home early?
what are these?	They're Bavarian Death style  pretzels.
yeah	What are these?
would you hold this for me?	Yeah
whoa.	Would you hold this for me?
goodbye.	Goodbye.
eight. eight o' clock.	Goodbye.
eight.	Eight. Eight O' clock.
alright.  this is really great.  alright, we're going out. it's a date.  it's a scam.  whatever, whatever, alright, i'll pick you up at what, eight o' clock?	Eight.
you will?  excellent, alright, this is great.  you will, really?	Alright.  This is really great.  Alright, we're going out. It's a date.  It's a scam.  Whatever, whatever, alright, I'll pick you up at what, eight O' clock?
i'll go.	You will?  Excellent, alright, this is great.  You will, really?
pardon me?	I'll go.
i'll go.	Pardon me?
no tips.  i won't give you any tips of any kind.	I'll go.
well...	No tips.  I won't give you any tips of any kind.
y'know, you're not in england yet, you know that of course, and by the way, i want to just tell you that i lived in england for a few months,	Well...
actually, i think that i...	Y'know, you're not in England yet, you know that of course, and by the way, I want to just tell you that I lived in England for a few months,
look diane, i'm sorry, but i can't allow you to leave the country without going to valhere's graduation party.  this gentleman, he's twenty-two, and he comes out of hiding once a year for this occasion, and he dresses up as the lakeside rooster, and he,	Actually, I think that I...
hmmm....	Look Diane, I'm sorry, but I can't allow you to leave the country without going to Valhere's graduation party.  This gentleman, he's twenty-two, and he comes out of hiding once a year for this occasion, and he dresses up as the Lakeside rooster, and he,
what about tonight then, are you going to that party at valhere's?	Hmmm....
well, not monumentally.	What about tonight then, are you going to that party at Valhere's?
so you're monumentally busy?	Well, not monumentally.
saturday, i have some things to do around the house.	So you're monumentally busy?
are you busy on saturday?	Saturday, I have some things to do around the house.
yeah, i have to help my father.	Are you busy on Saturday?
are you busy on friday?	Yeah, I have to help my father.
yes.  things are pretty hectic right now, but thanks.	Are you busy on Friday?
busy?	Yes.  Things are pretty hectic right now, but thanks.
oh, thanks, but i'm busy.	Busy?
okay, um, so it's lloyd and... uh... uh... let's go out.  do you wanna go out?	Oh, thanks, but I'm busy.
no, i read it on the message.	Okay, um, so it's Lloyd and... uh... uh... let's go out.  Do you wanna go out?
yeah, yeah, yeah.  you remember?	No, I read it on the message.
yes, we sat together at bell's square.	Yeah, yeah, yeah.  You remember?
quick question - do you know who i am?	Yes, we sat together at Bell's Square.
yeah.	Quick question - do you know who I am?
yeah.	Yeah.
yeah.  what a day.	Yeah.
whoah, what a day, huh?	Yeah.  What a day.
thank you very much.	Whoah, what a day, huh?
yeah.  i just wanted to congratulate you on your scholarship to england, and i wanted to tell you that i thought your speech was really incredible.	Thank you very much.
yeah?	Yeah.  I just wanted to congratulate you on your scholarship to England, and I wanted to tell you that I thought your speech was really incredible.
yeah.  i read about your fellowship in the paper, and i'm very glad you called me back.	Yeah?
hi.  you called me?	Yeah.  I read about your fellowship in the paper, and I'm very glad you called me back.
no noise, no sound, no movement, nothing!  hello, diane?	Hi.  You called me?
thank-you.  the real world.	Look at those eyes.
you're freaking out here man.	You've gotta get her out of your head, man.
hey man, i was in love once.  i got hurt really bad.  i never wanna go through that again.	Man, you're bringing me down!
man, you never had a chance with a girl like that.	Hey man, I was in love once.  I got hurt really bad.  I never wanna go through that again.
it's your castle, man.	Man, you never had a chance with a girl like that.
man, all you gotta do is find a girl who looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her man, get her off your mind.	Your only mistake is that you didn't dump her first.  Diane Court is a showpony.  You need a stallion, my friend.  Walk with us and you walk tall.
pain!	Work that jab, work that hook, work that jab, okay, take a break, take a break.
no my brother, you have to go buy your own.	Hook up the jab, hook up the jab.
he's back.  hey my brother, can i borrow a copy of your 'hey soul classics'?	No my brother, you have to go buy your own.
yeah!	He's back.  Hey my brother, can I borrow a copy of your 'Hey Soul Classics'?
yeah.	Yeah, you gotta go 'YEAH', strength.  Poor little man.
just her name.	Just knowing a person like that exists, knowing that for a minute that she felt that and wrote 'I still can't help loving you'. That's gotta be a good thing, right?  That's gotta be a good thing.
it does, it does if it's the version signed 'i still can't help loving you'.  read that.	Just her name.
she can't still be angry at this, it's gotta get better.	It does, it does if it's the version signed 'I still can't help loving you'.  Read that.
i know this part, keep reading.	She can't still be angry at this, it's gotta get better.
"you can't know the horrible disappointment i feel..."	I know this part, keep reading.
i'm the distraction that's going to england with her sir.  are you alright sir?  are you okay?	I'm incarcerated, Lloyd!  I don't deserve to lose my daughter over this.  I don't deserve to have you as my go-between.  And I can't for the life of me figure out how she could choose to champion in mediocrity the way she flirts around you.
you're not a permanent part of her life.  you're a distraction.	I'm the distraction that's going to England with her sir.  Are you alright sir?  Are you okay?
i know.  but then i reconsidered.  'cause i figured out what i really wanna do with my life, what i want to do for a living is i wanna be with your daughter.  i'm good at it.	You're not a permanent part of her life.  You're a distraction.
very talented.	I know.  But then I reconsidered.  'Cause I figured out what I really wanna do with my life, what I want to do for a living is I wanna be with your daughter.  I'm good at it.
i know	Very talented.
she's very successful.	I know
i know.	She's very successful.
well lloyd, i admire you for not hitching a ride.  you know, my daughter's a lot different to you.	I know.
am i going?  am i going to england?  i've thought about this quite a bit, and i've realised what i probably should do is just carve out a goal for my future and find out what i wanna do with my life, do all the stuff that i've been avoiding in a big way. i mean, diane and i can wait for each other, right?  what's she gonna... she's gonna run off with some english guy?  there's no way.	Well Lloyd, I admire you for not hitching a ride.  You know, my daughter's a lot different to you.
are you?	Am I going?  Am I going to England?  I've thought about this quite a bit, and I've realised what I probably should do is just carve out a goal for my future and find out what I wanna do with my life, do all the stuff that I've been avoiding in a big way. I mean, Diane and I can wait for each other, right?  What's she gonna... she's gonna run off with some English guy?  There's no way.
that's one of the things i wanted to talk to you about sir.	Are you?
are you going to england with her lloyd?	That's one of the things I wanted to talk to you about sir.
she wouldn't get out of the car.  i brought her all the way here, she said she was going to come here, and she wouldn't get out of the car.  but i thought that is was important, that she come to see you, because i know that if you go somewhere and you don't deal with your family stuff, then you're just gonna, she's gonna, um...	Are you going to England with her Lloyd?
go ahead, pick it up if you want.	I just wanted to say that I've thought about everything, and I've decided something.  I'm going to give you another chance.  Maybe no one's listening, or maybe your father's listening.  Mr Court, if you're listening to this, hello, how are you?
hi, lloyd.  this is my eighth and final call...	Go ahead, pick it up if you want.
no, really.	You mean like career?  Uh, I don't know.  I've, I've thought about this quite a bit sir, and I'd have to say considering what's waiting out there for me, I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career.  I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or... process anything sold, bought or processed, or repair anything sold, bought or processed, you know, as a career I don't want to do that.  So, uh, my father's in the army, he wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation, so what I've been doing lately is kickboxing, which is really a, uh, new sport, but I think it's got a good future.  As far as career longevity goes, I don't really know, because, you know, you can't really tell.  Your training sticks  as a fighter, you know, but it's no good, you know, you have to be great, but I can't really tell if I'm great until I've had a couple of pro fights. But I haven't been knocked out yet.  I don't know, I can't figure it all out tonight sir, I'm going to hang with your daughter.
i'm totally and completely serious.	No, really.
seriously, lloyd.	I'm totally and completely serious.
spend as much time as possible with diane before she leaves.	Seriously, Lloyd.
yeah lloyd.  what are your plans for the future?	Spend as much time as possible with Diane before she leaves.
how do you pay for one of those?	Well, we pay for the [?].  That guy didn't want to part with it, a little matter of nine thousand dollars.
thanks lloyd.	How do you pay for one of those?
how ya doing?  is she around?	Yeah.  Honey?
fine lloyd.	How ya doing?  Is she around?
hello.  heard about that graduation present.  really quite a car. look, i know you're busy, you don't' have to retain me, but you can trust me.  i'll tell you a couple of things about myself, i'm nineteen, been overseas for a couple of semesters, but now i'm back.  i'm an athlete, so i rarely drink.  kickboxing.  you heard of kickboxing, sport of the future?  don 'the dragon' wilson, lenny [?] merciless, one of the champions of the sport?  i can see by your face, no.  my point is, you can relax because your daughter will be safe with me for the next seven to eight hours.	Fine Lloyd.
hello lloyd.	Hello.  Heard about that graduation present.  Really quite a car. Look, I know you're busy, you don't' have to retain me, but you can trust me.  I'll tell you a couple of things about myself, I'm nineteen, been overseas for a couple of semesters, but now I'm back.  I'm an athlete, so I rarely drink.  Kickboxing.  You heard of kickboxing, sport of the future?  Don 'The Dragon' Wilson, Lenny [?] merciless, one of the champions of the sport?  I can see by your face, no.  My point is, you can relax because your daughter will be safe with me for the next seven to eight hours.
hi.  lloyd dobler, sir.  pleasure to meet you.	Hello Lloyd.
okay.  good afternoon.  goodbye.	Jim Court... no, this is her father.  I'll take...
yeah, she is.  good luck.	Okay.  Good afternoon.  Goodbye.
she's really pretty great, isn't she?	Yeah, she is.  Good luck.
what?	She's really pretty great, isn't she?
okay. she's really pretty great, isn't she?	What?
okay, i'll give here the message.	Okay. She's really pretty great, isn't she?
oh.  okay then... lloyd dobler, 555-1342.	Okay, I'll give here the message.
why don't i just get your phone number, that's usually how it works.	Oh.  Okay then... Lloyd Dobler, 555-1342.
uh, no, not really, no actually, basically, you don't know me. i'm a friend of your daughters; well i sat with her yesterday at the mall.	Why don't I just get your phone number, that's usually how it works.
the truck?	Uh, no, not really, no actually, basically, you don't know me. I'm a friend of your daughters; well I sat with her yesterday at the mall.
no.	The truck?
the guy with the datsun?	No.
no.	The guy with the Datsun?
is this the guy with the mustang?	No.
uh... okay... um...	Is this the guy with the Mustang?
sorry, diane isn't here at the moment.	Uh... okay... um...
hello.  may i please speak with diane please?	Sorry, Diane isn't here at the moment.
jim court?	Hello.  May I please speak with Diane please?
diane court.	Dude, I can't do it!
my car.	Your car?
stop freaking with her head man.  just stop playing with her mind, you know?  she's a human being.  she's a person.  she's very talented, you know.	Dude, why do you think I keep her tapes?  They're going to be valuable some day.
so what's up?	Stop freaking with her head man.  Just stop playing with her mind, you know?  She's a human being.  She's a person.  She's very talented, you know.
joe.  joe.  she's written sixty-five songs.  they're all about you.  they're all about pain.	So what's up?
how many people really know what they want though?  i mean, a lot of them think that they have to know, right? but inside, they don't really know, so, i don't know.  but i know that i don't know.	Hang tough, Lloyd.
lloyd, everybody in that party put something down on their record except you.	How many people really know what they want though?  I mean, a lot of them think that they have to know, right? But inside, they don't really know, so, I don't know.  But I know that I don't know.
my dad's a lieutenant colonel in the army, he wants me to join, he wants to pull some strings.  i mean, there's no possible way.	We'll just make an appointment for you at Seattle Junior College.
don't make this like a counsel, lloyd. i got statistics i can show you, i got graphs i can show you.  that's all the stuff i can show you, it all says the same thing.  you have to decide on a career.	My dad's a lieutenant colonel in the army, he wants me to join, he wants to pull some strings.  I mean, there's no possible way.
lloyd.	What?
no way.	Lloyd.
you missed every one of your career counselling sessions.  call me obsessive, compulsive, but let's do this right now.	No way.
how ya doin' miss evans?	You missed every one of your career counselling sessions.  Call me obsessive, compulsive, but let's do this right now.
lloyd.  lloyd dobler, i've got you.	How ya doin' Miss Evans?
how you doin', brother?	I don't really know where we are.
ooop, excuse me.	How you doin', brother?
this is great, this gives me hope.  thanks.	Alright.  Key?
i'm lloyd dobler.	This is great, this gives me hope.  Thanks.
yeah, but how come it worked?  i mean like, what are you?	I'm Lloyd Dobler.
i called her up.	Yeah, but how come it worked?  I mean like, what are you?
yeah, hey, oh god.  listen, i wanted to... i don't know you very well, you know, but i wanted to ask you, how did you get diane court to go out with you?	I called her up.
yeah.	Yeah, hey, oh god.  Listen, I wanted to... I don't know you very well, you know, but I wanted to ask you, how did you get Diane Court to go out with you?
mike cameron.  this is one fresh jam, huh?	Yeah.
what?	Mike Cameron.  This is one fresh jam, huh?
mike cameron, how you doing?	What?
hey.	Mike Cameron, how you doing?
oh boy.	Hey.
certainly.	I am happy to say that this bag is officially empty.
maybe we'll come by tomorrow, help you clear up or something.	Diane, everybody loves that you showed up.
i don't know.  good on you man.  alright lloyd.	Maybe we'll come by tomorrow, help you clear up or something.
i don't know.	I don't know.  Good on you man.  Alright Lloyd.
you know, every year i throw this party, every year nobody helps me clear up.  why am i yelling?	I don't know.
thanks a lot lloyd.	I was just going to kind of move around.
i was gonna...	Thanks a lot Lloyd.
a very responsible young man you're out with tonight.	I was gonna...
oh, i was just going to...	A very responsible young man you're out with tonight.
wow, man.  well.  listen man, i need you to be the keymaster.	Oh, I was just going to...
you know diane court?	Wow, man.  Well.  Listen man, I need you to be the keymaster.
it's gotta stay purple.  all night.  hey lloyd, how ya doin'?	You know Diane Court?
later for you, luke.	I got a question.  If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' sip on a Saturday night completely alone, drinking beers, no women anywhere?
we're full on bonded.	Yeah, alright.
alright, i love you too. go to sleep.	We're full on bonded.
i love you man.	Alright, I love you too. Go to sleep.
you must chill!  you must chill!  i have hidden your keys. chill!	I love you man.
give me my firebird keys!	You must chill!  You must chill!  I have hidden your keys. CHILL!
i love you man	I love you too.
we finally graduated, big dude guy!	Alright!
now you're back.	Now I'm back, and you know what I'm going to do now?  I'm going to have a good time.  So are you.
things worked out.  i made some money over there, had some laughs, you know. it was good.	Now you're back.
nothing's changed.  then again, something has changed, hasn't it?	Things worked out.  I made some money over there, had some laughs, you know. It was good.
how do you do?  what can i get you, what're you drinking?	Nothing's changed.  Then again, something has changed, hasn't it?
oskar - my friend lena.	How do you do?  What can I get you, what're you drinking?
the gentleman thinks a mistake's been made.	My plant manager is somewhere on this train. If it leaves with him on it, it'll disrupt production and the Armaments Board will want to know why.
klaus tauber.	The gentleman thinks a mistake's been made.
i didn't ask you about the list, i asked you your name.	Klaus Tauber.
sir, the list is correct.	I didn't ask you about the list, I asked you your name.
what's your name?	Sir, the list is correct.
i'm talking to a clerk.	What's your name?
he's on the list.  if he were an essential worker, he would not be on the list. he's on the list.  you can't have him.	I'm talking to a clerk.
well, let's find him.	He's on the list.  If he were an essential worker, he would not be on the list. He's on the list.  You can't have him.
he is.	Well, let's find him.
itzhak stern?  he's on the list.	He is.
he's essential.  without him, everything comes to a grinding halt.  if that happens -	Itzhak Stern?  He's on the list.
should i stay?	It's up to you.
it's a beautiful city.	Should I stay?
should i stay?	It's a beautiful city.
i feel like an old-fashioned couple. it feels good.	Should I stay?
what?	I feel like an old-fashioned couple. It feels good.
luck.	War.
it's not a charade, all this?	A charade?  How could it be a charade?
i don't have to like her just because you do.  it doesn't work that way.	You would, though.  That's what I'm saying.
what -	I don't have to like her just because you do.  It doesn't work that way.
oskar, please -	What -
you know what, you'd like her.	Oskar, please -
in breslau.	Breslau?  I can't go to Breslau.  Not now.
all right, okay, let's talk.	In Breslau.
i'd love to, it'll have to wait until i get back.  i have to leave.	All right, okay, let's talk.
there are some things that are unclear. we need to talk.	I'd love to, it'll have to wait until I get back.  I have to leave.
i'm sorry to hear that.	There are some things that are unclear. We need to talk.
your friend amon goeth has been arrested.	I'm sorry to hear that.
where are the guards?	The guards aren't allowed on the factory floor. They make my workers nervous.
yeah, all right, don't tell me, i'll go along with it, it's just irritating to me i can't figure it out.	All you have to do is tell me what it's worth to you.  What's a person worth to you.
you did, but you didn't.	Yeah, all right, don't tell me, I'll go along with it, it's just irritating to me I can't figure it out.
i just told you.	You did, but you didn't.
if you admit to making three, then it's four, actually.  but how?	I just told you.
it's good for me - i know them, i'm familiar with them.  it's good for you - you'll be compensated.  it's good for the army.  you know what i'm going to make?  artillery shells.  tank shells. they need that.  everybody's happy.	Yeah, sure.
you're not telling me something.	It's good for me - I know them, I'm familiar with them.  It's good for you - you'll be compensated.  It's good for the Army.  You know what I'm going to make?  Artillery shells.  Tank shells. They need that.  Everybody's happy.
look -	You're not telling me something.
oh, this is "good business" in your opinion. you've got to move them, the equipment, everything to czechoslovakia - it doesn't make any sense.	Look -
it's good business.	Oh, this is "good business" in your opinion. You've got to move them, the equipment, everything to Czechoslovakia - it doesn't make any sense.
what are you, moses?  what is this? where's the money in this?  what's the scam?	It's good business.
these people, my people, i want my people.	What are you, Moses?  What is this? Where's the money in this?  What's the scam?
you want these people.	These people, my people, I want my people.
when?	I don't know.  Soon.
they're taking mine.  when i said they didn't have a future i didn't mean tomorrow.  auschwitz.	When?
you took my workers.	They're taking mine.  When I said they didn't have a future I didn't mean tomorrow.  Auschwitz.
what's going on?	I got a shipment of Hungarians coming in, I got to make room for them.  It's always something.
i tried to call you, i'm running a little late, this is taking longer than i thought.  have a drink.	What's going on?
what do you want for him, i'll give it to you.	I want him.  Come on, let's go inside, let's have a good time.
he's important to my business.	What do you want for him, I'll give it to you.
you held back stern.  you held back the one man most important to my business.	He's important to my business.
it's true.  never happen in cracow, though, we all love you too much.	I pay you too much.
do you have any idea what's involved? the paperwork alone?  forget you got to build it all, getting the fucking permits, that's enough to drive you crazy.  then the engineers show up.  they stand around and they argue about drainage - i'm telling you, you'll want to shoot somebody, i've been through it, i know.	Well, you've been through it.  You know. You could make things easier for me.
that you know the meaning of the word gratitude.  that it's not some vague thing with you like with some guys.	True.
yeah, what's that?	That you know the meaning of the word gratitude.  That it's not some vague thing with you like with some guys.
scherner told me something else about you.	Yeah, what's that?
some of the boys went crazy, what're you going to do?  you're right, it's bad business, but it's over with, it's done.  occasionally, sure, okay, you got to make an example.  but that's good business.	Scherner told me something else about you.
it's bad business.	Some of the boys went crazy, what're you going to do?  You're right, it's bad business, but it's over with, it's done.  Occasionally, sure, okay, you got to make an example.  But that's good business.
we're going to be making so much money, none of this is going to matter -	It's bad business.
every day that goes by, i'm losing money. every worker that is shot, costs me money - i have to get somebody else, i have to train them -	We're going to be making so much money, none of this is going to matter -
they're mine!	Every day that goes by, I'm losing money. Every worker that is shot, costs me money - I have to get somebody else, I have to train them -
they're not gone, they're here.	They're mine!
i go to work the other day, there's nobody there.  nobody tells me about this, i have to find out, i have to go in, everybody's gone -	They're not gone, they're here.
he looks great, though, doesn't he? i have to know - where do you get a suit like that?  what is that, silk?  it's great.	I'd say I'd get you one but the guy who made it, he's probably dead, I don't know.
you're kidding.	He looks great, though, doesn't he? I have to know - where do you get a suit like that?  what is that, silk?  It's great.
you know, they told me you were going to be trouble - czurda and scherner.	You're kidding.
we started without you.	Good.
what do i got for you?	Takes diamonds to stay on this list.
you want to stay on it?  what do you got for me?	What do I got for you?
of course i'm on it.	You want to stay on it?  What do you got for me?
hey, poldek, how's it going?  you know about the list?  you're on it.	Of course I'm on it.
ghetto police.  i'm a policeman now, can you believe it?	Yeah, I can.
this is not my problem.	Look it up.
i asked for metal, you gave me glass.	This is not my problem.
so i'm responsible for the weather?	I asked for metal, you gave me glass.
my buyers sold it to a guy who sold it to the army.  but by the time it got there - because of the cold - it broke, the whole truckload.	So I'm responsible for the weather?
you asked for shoe polish.	My buyers sold it to a guy who sold it to the Army.  But by the time it got there - because of the cold - it broke, the whole truckload.
you don't recognize it?  maybe that's because it's not what i asked for.	You asked for shoe polish.
what's that?	You don't recognize it?  Maybe that's because it's not what I asked for.
yeah, okay.	You're a good man.
god bless you, sir.	Yeah, okay.
that's great, thanks.	God bless you, sir.
i work hard for you.  i'll continue to work hard for you.	That's great, thanks.
that's great.	I work hard for you.  I'll continue to work hard for you.
the ss beat me up.  they would have killed me, but i'm essential to the war effort, thanks to you.	That's great.
you're welcome, i'm sure you're doing a great job.	The SS beat me up.  They would have killed me, but I'm essential to the war effort, thanks to you.
i want to thank you, sir, for giving me the opportunity to work.	You're welcome, I'm sure you're doing a great job.
i thought maybe you'd like to come over, have some dinner, some of the people are coming over.	Yeah?  Yeah, that'd be nice, let me get my coat.
i've been here.  i guess i haven't been out.	I thought maybe you'd like to come over, have some dinner, some of the people are coming over.
i mean where have you been? nobody's seen you around for a while.	I've been here.  I guess I haven't been out.
i'm having a drink, come on in, we'll have a drink.	I mean where have you been? Nobody's seen you around for a while.
what are you doing?	I'm having a drink, come on in, we'll have a drink.
things are great, things are great.	What are you doing?
good.  how's it going?	Things are great, things are great.
what's wrong with it?	How should I know?  It's broken. See what you can do.
what's the matter, everything all right at home?  mila's okay?	She's good.
yeah.	What's the matter, everything all right at home?  Mila's okay?
how you feeling, all right?	Yeah.
how many?	I don't know, ten or twelve.  That's a good color.  Dark blues, grays.
nice things cost money.	How many?
you have any idea what a shirt like this costs?	Nice things cost money.
there's nothing in the stores.	You have any idea what a shirt like this costs?
like this?	There's nothing in the stores.
pistols?	Pistols, rifles, carbines ...  I'd be grateful.
it kind of looks that way.	Pistols?
we're losing the war, aren't we.	It kind of looks that way.
one of these days the russians are going to show up unannounced at my gate.  i'd like the chance to defend myself.  i'd like my wife to have that chance.  my civilian engineers. my secretary.	We're losing the war, aren't we.
oh, god, you don't have a drink?	Wine?
i need a drink.	Oh, God, you don't have a drink?
thank you.	I need a drink.
are you kidding, i never miss a party. police chief rasch, my wife emilie.	How do you do?
oskar, good of you to come.	Are you kidding, I never miss a party. Police Chief Rasch, my wife Emilie.
he doesn't deserve your loyalty.  more important, he's not worth you making threats against us.	Did I threaten anybody here?  I stated a simple fact.
he's a friend of yours, you want to help him out. tell me this, though - has he ever once shown you his appreciation?  i've yet to see it. never a courtesy.  never a thank you note.  he forgets my wife at christmas time -	He's got no style, we all know that. So, we should hang him for it?
so i'll talk to him about it.	He's a friend of yours, you want to help him out. Tell me this, though - has he ever once shown you his appreciation?  I've yet to see it. Never a courtesy.  Never a thank you note.  He forgets my wife at Christmas time -
the place produces nothing.  i shouldn't say that - nothing it produces reaches the army.  that's not all right.	So I'll talk to him about it.
that'd be fine.	Done.  Lets not talk about it anymore, let's have a good time.
what others?	Whoever.  They're the ones.  They'd appreciate some kind of gesture from me.
no, look.  it's the others.  they're the ones causing these delays.	What others?
i'd never ask you for money, you know that. i don't even like talking about it - money, favors - i find it very awkward, it makes me very uncomfortable -	No, look.  It's the others.  They're the ones causing these delays.
i didn't do enough.	You did so much.
there will be generations because of what you did.	I didn't do enough.
if i'd made more money ...i threw away so much money, you have no idea. if i'd just ...	There will be generations because of what you did.
oskar, there are twelve hundred people who are alive because of you.  look at them.	If I'd made more money ...I threw away so much money, you have no idea. If I'd just ...
i could've got more ... if i'd just ... i don't know, if i'd just ... i could've got more...	Oskar, there are twelve hundred people who are alive because of you.  Look at them.
i'll talk to you later.	No, no, what, what is it?
you don't?  i do.  i see a difference.	You'll lose money.
i know what you're saying, but i don't see the difference.	You don't?  I do.  I see a difference.
there's a rumor you've been going around miscalibrating the machines.  i don't think that's a good idea.	No?
well, sure.  so would i.  so would you. i wouldn't worry about it.  we'll get it right one of these days.	There's a rumor you've been going around miscalibrating the machines.  I don't think that's a good idea.
they're withholding payment.	Well, sure.  So would I.  So would you. I wouldn't worry about it.  We'll get it right one of these days.
well, that's to be expected.  they have to understand.  these are start-up problems. this isn't pots and pans, this is a precise business.  i'll write them a letter.	They're withholding payment.
they arrived.	They arrived, can you believe it?
stern.	They arrived.
we need to talk.	Stern.
that's very generous of you.	Yes.
eight hundred, give or take.	Give or take what, Stern - how many - count them.
four hundred, four fifty -	More.
i think it's too late.	Well, I'll talk to somebody.  I'll take care of it.
i'll talk to him.	I think it's too late.
i'll admit it's a weakness.  i don't think he enjoys it.  all right, he does enjoy it, so what? what do you expect me to do about it?	There's nothing you can do.  I'm not asking you to do anything.  You came into my office.
and killing.	I'll admit it's a weakness.  I don't think he enjoys it.  All right, he does enjoy it, so what? What do you expect me to do about it?
you have to understand, goeth's under enormous pressure.  you have to think of it in his situation.  he's got this whole place to run, he's responsible for everything that goes on here, all these people - he's got a lot of things to worry about.  and he's got the war. which brings out the worst in people.  never the good, always the bad.  always the bad. but in normal circumstances, he wouldn't be like this.  he'd be all right.  there'd be just the good aspects of him.  which is a wonderful crook.  a guy who loves good food, good wine, the ladies, making money...	And killing.
it's dangerous.  it's dangerous, to me, personally.	You have to understand, Goeth's under enormous pressure.  You have to think of it in his situation.  He's got this whole place to run, he's responsible for everything that goes on here, all these people - he's got a lot of things to worry about.  And he's got the war. Which brings out the worst in people.  Never the good, always the bad.  Always the bad. But in normal circumstances, he wouldn't be like this.  He'd be all right.  There'd be just the good aspects of him.  Which is a wonderful crook.  A guy who loves good food, good wine, the ladies, making money...
what other point is -	It's dangerous.  It's dangerous, to me, personally.
no, i'm not losing money, that's not the point.	What other point is -
are you losing money?	No, I'm not losing money, that's not the point.
you think i don't know what you're doing? you're so quiet all the time?  i know.	Are you losing money?
i got to go, i'll see you.	Oskar -
thank you.	I got to go, I'll see you.
this, i don't know, maybe you can trade it for something.	Thank you.
christmas presents.	Ah, yes.
you try to be fair to people, they walk out the door;  i've never understood that.  what's next?	Christmas presents.
don't ever do that to me again.	Do what?
what?	There's a machinist outside who'd like to thank you personally for giving him a job.
the war could end.	What?
any reason to think next month will be worse?	The war could end.
yes.	Any reason to think next month will be worse?
better this month than last?	Yes.
yes.	Better this month than last?
i could try to read this or i could eat my lunch while it's till hot.  we're doing well?	Yes.
the jewish worker's salary, you pay it directly to the ss, not to the worker. he gets nothing.	But it's less.  It's less than what I would pay a Pole.  That's the point I'm trying to make.  Poles cost more.
what was that about the ss, the rate, the ... ?	The Jewish worker's salary, you pay it directly to the SS, not to the worker. He gets nothing.
i don't know anybody who'd be interested in that.	They should be.
something they can hold in their hands.	I don't know anybody who'd be interested in that.
pots and pans.	Something they can hold in their hands.
well, they wouldn't own it, i'd own it. i'd pay them back in product.  they can trade it on the black market, do whatever they want, everybody's happy.	Pots and pans.
jews can no longer own businesses, sir, that's why this one's for sale.	Well, they wouldn't own it, I'd own it. I'd pay them back in product.  They can trade it on the black market, do whatever they want, everybody's happy.
jews, yeah.  investors.	Jews can no longer own businesses, sir, that's why this one's for sale.
get the contracts and i'm sure you'll do very well.  in fact the worse things get the better you'll do.  it was a "pleasure."	The contracts?  That's the easy part. Finding the money to buy the company, that's hard.
once the war ends, forget it, but for now it's great, you could make a fortune. don't you think?	I think most people right now have other priorities.
i was just the accountant.	Simple engineering, though, wouldn't you think?  Change the machines around, whatever you do, you could make other things, couldn't you?
he's stealing from you, oskar.	Of course he's stealing from me, we're in business together.  What is this?  I'm sitting here, suddenly everybody's talking like this is something bad.  We take from each other, we take from the Army, everybody uses everybody, it works out, everybody's happy.
what's he done that's so bad - take money? that's a crime?  come on, what are we here for, to fight a war?  we're here to make money, all of us.	There's taking money and there's taking money, you know that.  He's taking money.
a one-armed machinist, oskar?	He was a metal press operator, quite skilled.
would it do any good?	No.
file a grievance with the economic office, it's your right.	Would it do any good?
i lost a day of production.  i lost a worker.  i expect to be compensated.	File a grievance with the Economic Office, it's your right.
it's got nothing to do with reality, oskar, i know it and you know it, it's a matter of national priority to these guys.  it's got a ritual significance to them, jews shoveling snow.	I lost a day of production.  I lost a worker.  I expect to be compensated.
we're going to bring her in. hide her out for a coupla days. and we're issuing a campus lock-in this evening. no one is allowed out after dark.	That doesn't work, sir.
no, we got pressure from california state. the man practically has clemency. we can't run the risk of falsely accusing him. he has to be standing over the victim with knife in hand before we make a move.	What now?
can't we hold him?	No, we got pressure from California State. The man practically has clemency. We can't run the risk of falsely accusing him. He has to be standing over the victim with knife in hand before we make a move.
how's the name search going?	37 usages of Himbry  located in the registar's office. 9 Tatum's, 47 Riley's. And that's just on campus. It's hopeless.
i can do it, captain.	Thanks, Dewey, but I was thinking I'd pull Jesse off...
the killer was trying to get to her. that sorority girl was a distraction.	We're aware of that.
we know that, son.	The killer was trying to get to her. That sorority girl was a distraction.
i would say we are now officially baffled.	On national television.
broad daylight, a crowded movie theatre. this is too much fun for one person.	I would say we are now officially baffled.
you're sure about this two person thing?	Broad daylight, a crowded movie theatre. This is too much fun for one person.
they've broken their pattern.	You're sure about this two person thing?
he's broken his pattern.	They've broken their pattern.
jesus christ. captain tyler flies out of his seat and into action.	Find me every variation of Himbry and what was the other name...
we don't know if it's random. we haven't been able to connect the victims.	The first two were stabbed without thought. The sorority girl was gutted with autopsy precision.
attic, garage, basement, nothing.	Take the neighborhood.
have you checked the...	Attic, garage, basement, nothing.
...campus security...send someone...check out...place...	Okay, okay. I'll call now. I'll call you back.
i'm losing you.	...campus security...send someone...check out...place...
hang up...call...	I'm losing you.
what? i can't hear you...	Hang up...call...
don't do that. hang up...call...	What? I can't hear you...
outside.	That's smart.
stop it...	I can't believe you're alone in that house.
kill, kill, kill, kill, hah, hah, hah, hah...	Stop it...
i heard a noise.	Where?
what is it?	I heard a noise.
shit.	What is it?
it's hell week. chill. the movie murders have brought out the crazies. it's nothing.	Shit.
no, some creep asshole trying to scare me.	It's hell week. Chill. The movie murders have brought out the crazies. It's nothing.
don't. think bailey.	Alright, alright...I'll call you back.
i won't.	Don't. Think Bailey.
that shit. he only calls you when he's drunk. don't go over there.	I won't.
thought he was doing aa.	No, he quit - the whole God thing--he has issues. The previews for next week...
no, they broke up again. bailey won't stop drinking and sarah can't take it anymore.	thought he was doing AA.
whaaaatt?	Don't forget to set the alarm.
no, it's me.	WHAAAATT?
hello? ted?	No, it's me.
i'm inquisitive.	I'm impatient. Look, do you wanna leave a message for someone?
why do you always answer a question with a question?	I'm inquisitive.
why would you wanna do that?	Why do you always answer a question with a question?
what if i said goodbye?	Why would you wanna do that?
what if i said you?	What if I said goodbye?
"drink with your brain." that's our motto. who are you calling for?	What if I said you?
that's too bad.	"Drink with your brain." That's our motto. Who are you calling for?
i'm designated driver. i have to be here in case a sister calls and needs a ride.	That's too bad.
why aren't you there?	I'm designated driver. I have to be here in case a sister calls and needs a ride.
we're co-sponsoring the acid rain mixer at the sig ep. house tonight.	Why aren't you there?
where is everybody?	We're co-sponsoring the Acid Rain mixer at the Sig Ep. house tonight.
who do you want to speak with? nobody's here.	Where is everybody?
that's okay.	Who do you want to speak with? Nobody's here.
oh, i'm sorry. my bad.  i thought you were someone else.	That's okay.
someone who wants to talk to you.	Ted? Where are you? Are you drinking? Hold on.
cici. who's this?	Someone who wants to talk to you.
who is this?	Cici. Who's this?
yes.	Who is this?
tina, it's dawnie. i'm  on my way. cici follows her back into the living room.	I'll go. I don't mind. Really.
i had to change. did anyone call?	Just some asshole trying to scare me.
i thought you were going to the mixer?	I had to change. Did anyone call?
i live here.	I thought you were going to the mixer?
jesus, you scared me. what are you doing here?	I live here.
its over, cotton.	Not until youre dead.
i get my revenge and make some fast cash.	Its over, Cotton.
please, cotton, dont do this.	I get my revenge and make some fast cash.
its perfect, sidney. no one will ever suspect me. i have proof. im the victim.	Please, Cotton, dont do this.
what?	You're a self-obsessed little cunt like your mother.
it helped me realize one thing.	What?
did it?	It helped me realize one thing.
i just thought if i saw you face to face, maybe it would help.	Did it?
cotton, there isn't one day, one hour, one minute when i'm not reminded of what i've done. i have not had one second of reprieve and no therapy or religion or spiritual plane can ever erase what i feel in every vein of my being. and i wish i had in me what you need to hear but i don't think the words exist.	I just thought if I saw you face to face, maybe it would help.
i wish it was just a year. i lost everything because of you. i have nothing now. look at me, this is what i've become. a long silence. sidney is hanging on by threads.	Cotton, there isn't one day, one hour, one minute when I'm not reminded of what I've done. I have not had one second of reprieve and no therapy or religion or spiritual plane can ever erase what I feel in every vein of my being. And I wish I had in me what you need to hear but I don't think the words exist.
how? what could i say that would make a difference? i took away a year of your life--how do i apologize for that?	I wish it was just a year. I lost everything because of you. I have nothing now. Look at me, this is what I've become. A long silence. Sidney is hanging on by threads.
you wrote me a letter. very cordial. very appropriate.	How? What could I say that would make a difference? I took away a year of your life--how do I apologize for that?
i did that.	You wrote me a letter. Very cordial. Very appropriate.
you could start with an apology.	I did that.
what do you want from me, cotton?	You could start with an apology.
look, yesterday wasn't my idea. that was all gale and dollar signs and ratings.	What do you want from me, Cotton?
i don't think that's a good idea.	Look, yesterday wasn't my idea. That was all Gale and dollar signs and ratings.
can we talk?	I don't think that's a good idea.
cotton.	Can we talk?
don't do anything stupid, cotton. you've come to far.	Gale, I don't know what I'm doing from one moment to the next. I'm just taking it as it comes.
you've done nothing but get rich off of me. how many books have you sold, gale? you think i don't understand points and royalties and ancilliary rights?	Don't do anything stupid, Cotton. You've come to far.
cotton, i've done nothing but help you.	You've done nothing but get rich off of me. How many books have you sold, Gale? You think I don't understand points and royalties and ancilliary rights?
no, gale, i don't have any rights. you made sure of that.	Cotton, I've done nothing but help you.
you have a right to be angry.	No, Gale, I don't have any rights. You made sure of that.
now, gale, you were so instrumental in my freedom. you're not having character doubts now, are you?	You have a right to be angry.
did you do it?	Now, Gale, you were so instrumental in my freedom. You're not having character doubts now, are you?
you know the story, gale. man falsely accused, sent to prison, proved innocent, released back into the real world and never trusted again. want the exclusive?	Did you do it?
but youll never get away with it.	Enter Cotton Weary.
finish what my son started.	But youll never get away with it.
what are you going to do?	Finish what my son started.
jesus, youre just as whacked as your son.	Where do you think he got it? Mental illness is heriditary. Who do you think incouraged him to kill your mother? He was a smart kid but children need parental guidance.
i couldnt believe you didnt recognize me. you even interviewed me for your book.	Youre all in this together?
parents are always responsible. it all starts in the home.	Look, I know you kinda hold me up as your career template and it gives you some anal charge to challenge me but you win. Okay? I'm not interested in the scoop anymore. Excuse me.
no, i don't.	Parents are always responsible. It all starts in the home.
already did. he's the perfect suspect, don't you think?	No, I don't.
why don't you ask them?	Already did. He's the perfect suspect, don't you think?
and are the police sure about that?	Why don't you ask them?
home--where he lives.	And are the police sure about that?
where is sidney's father?	Home--where he lives.
tons and tons.	Where is Sidney's father?
hi, gale, any leads?	Tons and tons.
i took your vulture seminar seminar at berkeley last year.	Good for you.
do i know you? you look familiar.	I took your vulture seminar seminar at Berkeley last year.
and much richer as a result.	Do I know you? You look familiar.
well, you know i'm dear to the subject matter.	And much richer as a result.
what are you doing here? i thought you had retired from field reporting?	Well, you know I'm dear to the subject matter.
fair enough.	What are you doing here? I thought you had retired from field reporting?
job hazard. debbie salt, stringer-- newsweek. answer a few questions?	Fair enough.
look, i'm sorry about the face.	Job hazard. Debbie Salt, stringer-- NEWSWEEK. Answer a few questions?
yeah.	You freakin?
no way.	Yeah.
she dumped me.	No way.
where's sid?	She dumped me.
not one bit.	Where's Sid?
are they aware of your not so positive portrayal of greek life?	Not one bit.
"and i hope life treats you kind and i hope you have all you dreamed of offffff. i wish you joyyy."	Definitely Whitney.
i think he's doing dolly.	"And I hope life treats you kind and I hope you have all you dreamed of offffff. I wish you JOYYY."
i could use some therapy.	Should we be worried about this guy? Isn't it kinda weird he just showed up and now people are dying?
what's your subject?	I WAS A SORORITY SLUT.
my documentary is due on tuesday.	What's your subject?
how do you put up with this greek shit?	Hey, it's cool. Hallie's into it, I'm into Hallie...
yeah, were trying to send a message to hollywood. im really getting tired of all the happy endings. its just not reality. in the real world the good guys die, the innocent are punished, and the murderers inherit the earth.	But nobody wants to see that. Itll never go. Theyll rewrite you. You dont want that.
poor cotton, could life be a little more cruel?	Youre not going to get away with this.
why?	Good question. You took the bait.
no. this is a set up.	Thats quick.
go on, untie him.	No. This is a set up.
it's not you, derek. i don't trust myself. i tend to make big selection errors when it comes to men.	Then I'll make this easy for you. I like you. I'm crazy about you, Sid. But I'm gonna stay away. Until you say otherwise.
i don't really know what happened in woodsboro, sid. but i know you don't trust me.	It's not you, Derek. I don't trust myself. I tend to make big selection errors when it comes to men.
no, it's not.	I don't really know what happened in Woodsboro, Sid. But I know you don't trust me.
i had the four o'clock shift. you weren't there. you had us worried. is everything okay?	No, it's not.
what about your film? isn't it due next week? have you even started it?	It's under control.
let us decide that.	What about your film? Isn't it due next week? Have you even started it?
my screwed up life shouldn't have to bleed onto my friends.	Let us decide that.
this is exactly what i don't want.	I think it's out of your control.
lemme take you home.	I'll get my jacket.
about what?	The forbidden subject.
where have you been'? you missed my shining moment. i won the macaroni sundae binge.	I'm sorry honey. I got behind.
it's okay. i can peddle toilet paper.	Sid, you don't have to.
i'm sorry, baby. what can i do'?	Don't ask what you can do. No coddling. Life rolls on status quo.
i skipped. too many "that's her" looks.	I'm sorry, baby. What can I do'?
how are you? you weren't in class. i called as soon as i heard...	I skipped. Too many "That's her" looks.
we had to have financing.	Tuitions expensive.
oh yeah.  we figure the one of us that actually kills you will get a little more press. its been an ongoing discussion.  heads or tails?	Tails.
wait a sec, derek. we forgot to flip.	Oh yeah.  We figure the one of us that actually kills you will get a little more press. Its been an ongoing discussion.  Heads or tails?
just for you, sid.	Wait a sec, Derek. We forgot to flip.
we have a surprise guest star waiting in the wings.	Just for you, Sid.
or it found us.	We have a surprise guest star waiting in the wings.
so we found a compromise.	Or it found us.
and we didnt want to do that, sid. we wanted to give you your moneys worth.	So we found a compromise.
..so we had to be different but yet the same because if you venture to far away from your orginal story you completely alienate the audience...	And we didnt want to do that, Sid. We wanted to give you your moneys worth.
yeah, we really had our work cut out for us. it really is the curse of the sequel. the billy/stu things been done.	..so we had to be different but yet the same because if you venture to far away from your orginal story you completely alienate the audience...
a twist ending if you will.	Yeah, we really had our work cut out for us. It really is the curse of the sequel. The Billy/Stu things been done.
hope youre ready, sid. we got one last surprise for you.	A twist ending if you will.
and now, drum roll please...	Hope youre ready, Sid. We got one last surprise for you.
were hoping for the death penalty. i have this whole dead man walking swan song exit planned.	And now, drum roll please...
a verdict and premiere all on the same day. i love it.	Were hoping for the death penalty. I have this whole DEAD MAN WALKING swan song exit planned.
the way i see it. well be arrested. go to prison. cash in on the home footage. secure a book deal. if all goes as planned, our trial should coincide with the release of stab ii.	A verdict and premiere all on the same day. I love it.
of course not. who wants to? whats the point if we dont get caught? wheres the glamour in that?	The way I see it. Well be arrested. Go to prison. Cash in on the home footage. Secure a book deal. If all goes as planned, our trial should coincide with the release of STAB II.
youre the one who got away.	Until now.
youd me amazed at how many of us there are out there. its a whole world, sid. youre really popular amongst the demented.	Youre the one who got away.
we have our own website now. we dedicated a whole page to you.	Youd me amazed at how many of us there are out there. Its a whole world, Sid. Youre really popular amongst the demented.
i read her postings on the horror movie chat boards and fell hopelessly. hook, line...	We have our own website now. We dedicated a whole page to you.
he sent me the cutest e-mail.	I read her postings on the horror movie chat boards and fell hopelessly. Hook, line...
he hates oliver stone.	I find his work overwrought.
i really dont like that comparison, honey.	He hates Oliver Stone.
ever see natural born killers? well, derek and i have this whole mickey/mallory-woody harrelson/juliette lewis thing going on.	I really dont like that comparison, honey.
yeah, you look quizzical yet pensive.	Yeah, how can we help? Do you have any questions regarding the sequel of your life?
need some help, honey.	I got it..
he seemed harmless.	Aren't most serial killers seemingly harmless?
what guy?	Randy somebody.
she's got guards with her.	What guy?
you weren't supposed to leave her alone.	I didn't say she was alone. That guy-- from her home town showed up. They went off together.
damned if i know. she ditched me.	You weren't supposed to leave her alone.
where's sid?	Damned if I know. She ditched me.
so you'll relieve me at 2:30...	And watch her til 8:00--I've got to edit.
two.	So you'll relieve me at 2:30...
dewey?	There's nothing. I'm coming down.
let's go.	No, wait here.
jesus christ!	He filmed his victims.
maybe they never got here. he could have taken her anywhere.	C'mon. Let's go.
this is all too familiar.	Over here.
let's find out.	This is all too familiar.
ssshh! what was that?	Let's find out.
shit! it's both of them. the first murders were to throw us - using the same names as woodsboro. but they've moved on- -they're getting closer to sidney. they're not looking for a himbry or a tatum to kill. they're looking for the new tatum.	Hallie?
the sorority girl was gutted with autopsy precision.	Shit! It's both of them. The first murders were to throw us - using the same names as Woodsboro. But they've moved on- -they're getting closer to Sidney. They're not looking for a Himbry or a Tatum to kill. They're looking for the new Tatum.
and joel's pre-med.	The sorority girl was gutted with autopsy precision.
they're roomates.	And Joel's pre-med.
..and as lonely as i am...	We'd break some furniture.
maybe not. but think about the sex. as frustrated as i am...	..and as lonely as I am...
dewey, you and i would never make it.	Maybe not. But think about the sex. As frustrated as I am...
and it's sexier in the dark.	Dewey, you and I would never make it.
that's not the way it's done.	And it's sexier in the dark.
can we turn the light on?	That's not the way it's done.
a bloody knife. a ghost mask. something like that?	Can we turn the light on?
what are we looking for?	A bloody knife. A ghost mask. Something like that?
you broke my heart.	What are we looking for?
solid alibis. he was with sidney when she was attacked.	Billy had alibis too.
he's already gotta be a part of sid's life. what do you know about this derek?	Solid alibis. He was with Sidney when she was attacked.
meaning?	He's already gotta be a part of Sid's life. What do you know about this Derek?
if you were truly a copycat, wouldn't you want to emulate everything about the killer that you could?	Meaning?
not good. how you doin?	Not good.
yeah?	I also know that you're an aging TV reporter slash writer who, despite huge tabloid success, has some self worth issues regarding your personal life which directly effects your professional life in a non-positive manner. A coupla failed relationships with--I'm guessing balding, older men--have turned you into this bitch with a cell phone. But I bet sometimes, late at night, when you're all alone a sadness seeps to the surface and in a moment of clarity you know that all you really want is to be touched and held and fondled.
i know that.	Yeah?
and deep down i'm a good person? make no mistake, dewey, i'm a shit.	I know that.
i think you're all an act.	And deep down I'm a good person? Make no mistake, Dewey, I'm a shit.
you're a hard one to figure out. gale it's that complex yet shallow quality. it's deliberate.	I think you're all an act.
mood swing. i'm manic depressive.	You're a hard one to figure out. GALE It's that complex yet shallow quality. It's deliberate.
so what made you change your mind about sidney?	Mood swing. I'm manic depressive.
i'm sorry. i don't know what else to say except i'm sorry.	No, I'm the one who's sorry. I misjudged you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some oozing to do.
how do you know my dim-witted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?	I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say except I'm sorry.
i never meant to imply...	How do you know my dim-witted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation?
page 41. "deputy dewey oozed with inexperience."	I never meant to imply...
you have every right to be upset.	Page 41. "Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience."
no, what you are is a money hungry, fame- seeking liar and--forgive me for saying-- mediocre writer who has a cold storage shed where her heart should be.	You have every right to be upset.
oh dewey, i'm sorry.	No, what you are is a money hungry, fame- seeking liar and--forgive me for saying-- mediocre writer who has a cold storage shed where her heart should be.
page 32. "deputy dewey filled the room with his dim-witted barney fifish presence." i think you've explained yourself.	Oh Dewey, I'm sorry.
and an explanation is, of course, out of the question.	Page 32. "Deputy Dewey filled the room with his dim-witted Barney Fifish presence." I think you've explained yourself.
yes, i do retain reading skills. shock.	And an explanation is, of course, out of the question.
i see you read the book.	Yes, I do retain reading skills. Shock.
yes, miss weathers, your name is embedded clearly between my ears.	I see you read the book.
i've been trying to reach you but you haven't returned...	I'm on crowd patrol, Miss Weathers, excuse me.
miss weathers.	I've been trying to reach you but you haven't returned...
hello, dwight.	Miss Weathers.
hey, i got stuff to do. but i'll find you later, okay.	Whatever.
dewey, there's no such place.	Humor me, Sid.
the police are waiting outside. they're going to take you somewhere safe.	Dewey, there's no such place.
just in case...	No. This is nothing, Dewey. I'll be okay. Go back to work and let me get back to my quasi pseudo-happy existence.
dewey, i'm completely equipped with mace, alarm whistle, keyring, knife, a degree in defensive combat...	Just in case...
don't worry...	Dewey, I'm completely equipped with mace, alarm whistle, keyring, knife, a degree in defensive combat...
you go, it's all stairs, i can take it from here.	Don't worry...
look, sid, why don't you take off? disappear for a few days. i'll come with you.	No. I will not crawl under a rock. This is a fucked-up world and people kill people all the time. I'll just get used to it.
yeah, right.	Look, Sid, why don't you take off? Disappear for a few days. I'll come with you.
as of now, they don't see any relation. but they're checking it out. the state, special task force, fbi--they're all here. they'll find the guy.	Yeah, right.
it's a copycat killer i knew this would happen. that fucking movie.	As of now, they don't see any relation. But they're checking it out. The state, Special Task Force, FBI--they're all here. They'll find the guy.
they don't know. it was carefully planned. earlier in the day the victims received anonymous passes to the movie.	It's a copycat killer I knew this would happen. That fucking movie.
oh my god. how could it happen?	They don't know. It was carefully planned. Earlier in the day the victims received anonymous passes to the movie.
they thought it was a publicity stunt.	Oh my God. How could it happen?
three hundred people watched? nobody did anything?	They thought it was a publicity stunt.
no, wait...	Watch your back.
no, gale, i'm just getting started. seeya soon.	No, wait...
you're getting obvious.	No, Gale, I'm just getting started. Seeya soon.
you are writing another book, aren't you? that's why you're here. the story's not over.	You're getting obvious.
what do you mean?	You are writing another book, aren't you? That's why you're here. The story's not over.
it's what you want from me.	What do you mean?
what do you want from me?	It's what you want from me.
stay away from the cop.	What do you want from me?
oh--a god complex	Stay away from the cop.
i'm everywhere.	Oh--a God complex
where are you?	I'm everywhere.
you're pretty when you're angry.	Where are you?
what do you want?	You're pretty when you're angry.
what if your life depended on it?	What do you want?
i don't play games.	What if your life depended on it?
that's not the way we play the game.	I don't play games.
who are you?	That's not the way we play the game.
i'll give you one guess.	Who are you?
who is this?	I'll give you one guess.
what?	Oh my God.
sid, i'll come with you.	But who would operate your camera?
it's good to see you involved.	My morn was a Delta.
it's hell week. i'm pledging the deltas.	It's good to see you involved.
it seems to be causing a stir. what's with the toilet paper?	It's hell week. I'm pledging the Deltas.
yeah, well...you are the definition of mixed emotions. i really should hate you... i see your movie's getting good reviews.	It seems to be causing a stir. What's with the toilet paper?
i'm sorry.	Yeah, well...you are the definition of mixed emotions. I really should hate you... I see your movie's getting good reviews.
i'm okay. people magazine won't stop calling but other than that...	I'm sorry.
sidney. hello. how are you?	I'm okay. PEOPLE magazine won't stop calling but other than that...
stay under the safety light. help is on its way.	The safety what? Fuck that!
i dont know.	Stay under the safety light. Help is on its way.
where is your attacker?	I dont know.
yes, goddammit!	Where is your attacker?
are you in danger now?	Yes, goddammit!
someones trying to kill me. i need the police.	Are you in danger now?
you're going to get it. you know what happens.	But I love you. And I want the whole world to know it.
don't do this.	"And IIIIIIIIIYEIIIII will always love you OOOOOOWUOOOOOOOO will always love you."
"if i should stay. i would only be in your way. so i'll go. and yet, i know, i'll think of you each step of the way...	Don't do this.
what?	"If I should stay. I would only be in your way. So I'll go. And yet, I know, I'll think of you each step of the way...
i got a surprise for you.	What?
he tried to kill her first.	Is Sid in therapy?
sig ep's gotta band, tonight.	Too bad.
shut up. mickey, you and i can take her late evening.	Sig Ep's gotta band, tonight.
i have rehearsal.	I have to watch rehearsal.
lucas and his romper room stage.	I got. I got it. FRIDAY THE 13TH, PART 20.
oh, sid, youre sounding desparate. i guess fearing death makes one anxious.	You fucking freaked out movie nut psychos..
i'm the only one who can cut him down.	It's not a good idea, Hallie.
can i come with her?	No, Hallie, I'm not gonna take you down too. I'll be alright.
it's okay to break, girl. you shatter if you have to.	I'd really just like to be alone.
no, hallie, not tonight. parties and mass murderers don't go together. trust me.	No, no, I hadn't planned on going, it's just Mickey will be pissed.
we're missing the sig ep party.	No, Hallie, not tonight. Parties and mass murderers don't go together. Trust me.
no, girletta, i don't leave your side.	I've got my entourage. Take a break. Please.
it's okay. look, hallie, i'll meet you outside.	No, girletta, I don't leave your side.
who is that guy?	It's okay. Look, Hallie, I'll meet you outside.
that was good.	Yeah, right.
gotta.	I'll cover you through rehearsal. Derek when do you get outta docu- drama?
what about rehearsal?	Gotta.
please, i have the perfect excuse.	What about rehearsal?
okay, you're sure about skipping calculas?	Please, I have the perfect excuse.
time to change numbers again?	Nah...I think it'll die off. It's opening weekend. Let's see how it goes.
knock yourself out.	Hello?  Hello?
the young girl is slashed again.	The knife slices into Maureen again...then again. The theatre audience is starting to take note as the Ghost keeps slashing at her repeatedly with the knife. A horrifying, sickening sight.
popcorn flies as maureen falls forward, into the aisle, clutching her bloody stomach. she's speechless, unable to scream. she holds her bloody hand out for all to see, begging for help. she stumbles down the aisle. someone yells "sit down." maureen turns to several people who begin to react. she turns behind her to see the ghost face coming at her again...knife raised.	The young girl is slashed again.
the young girl, clutching her bloody chest...drags herself, crawling across wet grass...the killer behind her...raising his knife again.	Popcorn flies as Maureen falls forward, into the aisle, clutching her bloody stomach. She's speechless, unable to SCREAM. She holds her bloody hand out for all to see, begging for help. She stumbles down the aisle. Someone YELLS "Sit down." Maureen turns to several PEOPLE who begin to react. She turns behind her to see the Ghost Face coming at her again...knife raised.
the ghost advances on the young girl, grabbing her, pulling her to him, raising high a long, hunting knife. the young girl is helpless...	Maureen looks at Phil, confused...as if seeing for the first time...IT'S NOT PHIL. She pulls away when, the Ghost-masked Figure grabs her with one hand, the other one clutching the hunting knife. Maureen sees it, her mouth billowing forth a LOUD SCREAM That is matched by the entire audience as they SCREAM at the screen.
the young girl runs by a window. she looks in. a ghost masked killer stares back. the figure crashes through the window attacking her. she fights him off, getting away, running...	Everyone in the theater is SCREAMING. Maureen tries her best to detach herself from the movie. She eats her popcorn.
a patio chair comes flying through a glass door. the young girl in the movie tears off running, screaming, flying through the room.	The crowd is really with the movie. Some even talk to the screen. "You dumb bitch. Get out of the house." etc.
easy black boy.	It's documented. Most serial killers are attractive--slightly off white males in their twenties.
and white.	Easy black boy.
her old boyfriend?	No, she killed her boyfriend. Randy was a friend. MICKEY Watch out, Derek.
randy meeks.  he was with sid that night in woodsboro.	Her old boyfriend?
i've been waiting for you, baby.	Is that cool? Just to leave her like that?
how many guys they have on you?	I counted four.
sid, i'll seeya tonight.	But...
perfect. i'll be outta micro-bio and we can grab a bite.	Guys, guys, I'm sorry but, no way.
i'll stop by the deltas tonight.	Thanks, Joel.
you're not allowed to ask that.	I'll stop by the Deltas tonight.
i gotta hit the library. anatomy. some of us have real majors. you gonna be okay, sid?	You're not allowed to ask that.
have they questioned you yet, sid?	This has nothing to do with me, Joel. There's an estimated 270 serial killers currently active in the US at any given time. I can't control that. Who's hungry?
..harmonica style is okay.	I just love being a sister.
..it's really about family and tradition...	..harmonica style is okay.
..we only promote safe rubbered sex.	..it's really about family and tradition...
it's all about sisterhood. everybody thinks its about partying and blowjobs but...	..we only promote safe rubbered sex.
ne ask that you sell individual squares of toilet paper for a mere nickel a piece.	We've set you each at a five dollar quota.
..this week's tke kegger...	Ne ask that you sell individual squares of toilet paper for a mere nickel a piece.
do you want to die?	Gee, let me think. "Do you want to..." Is that the best you can do? Some tired hand me down rehash? Hey, pal, no one's gonna write a book about you. No movie rights. Nothing. I've been through this before and much better I might add.
showgirls. absolutely frightening. what's yours? wait, let me guess. the house on sorority row? final exam. graduation day? the dorm that dripped blood? splatter university? am i close?	Closer than you think.
what's your favorite scary movie?	SHOWGIRLS. Absolutely frightening. What's yours? Wait, let me guess. THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW? FINAL EXAM. GRADUATION DAY? THE DORM THAT DRIPPED BLOOD? SPLATTER UNIVERSITY? Am I close?
what do you care? let 'em have their fun. so, what's up?	What's your favorite scary movie?
she's not here right now.	But she's standing right next to you.
gale?	She's not here right now.
hello?	Gale?
we can still sandra bullock it.	Sandra started without us. We can stay. He kisses her again, then breaks away.
i just have a hard time with insipid, sexist violence.	We can still Sandra Bullock it.
you gotta go with it. scary movies are great foreplay.	I just have a hard time with insipid, sexist violence.
i get scared really easy, okay.	You gotta go with it. Scary movies are great foreplay.
come on, baby. lighten up a little, will ya?	I get scared really easy, okay.
you are so not funny.	Come on, baby. Lighten up a little, will ya?
i'm sorry, i'm sorry but i had to. it was too easy.	You are so not funny.
you ass.	I'm sorry, I'm sorry but I had to. It was too easy.
shush.	I'm gonna pee. You want anything?
why doesn't she just hang up and call the police? stupid..	Shush.
now why does she have to be naked? how does that serve the plot?	Sssshhh. ON SCREEN The phone RINGS. The young girl pulls the shower curtain aside to reveal a robe hung on a hook. She grabs it, running from the bathroom, into the living room, grabbing the phone.
but...	Now.
take it off.	But...
if we hurry, we can still catch the sandra bullock movie.	We got free tickets.
it'll be okay, baby, i'll hold your hand.	If we hurry, we can still catch the Sandra Bullock movie.
i hate scary movies.	It'll be okay, baby, I'll hold your hand.
what was that?	Don't panic.
i'll be right back.	Where you going?
what are you talking about?	He's after me.
listen to me. we've got to get help. the killer's here.	What are you talking about?
sid? jesus, where's hallie? i've been here all night.	Listen to me. We've got to get help. The Killer's here.
thanks for the movie, randy.	Anytime. Sorry it sucked. It just had that been there done that feeling.
i gotta coupla of those buttons myself.	Thanks for the movie, Randy.
i have this button i press. see? it insulates me. she mimes an air lock valve.	I gotta coupla of those buttons myself.
i'll relay it. you sure you don't wanna go home?	I have this button I press. See? It insulates me. She mimes an air lock valve.
i guess gale's going to be pissed she missed her exclusive.	I'll relay it. You sure you don't wanna go home?
if he's innocent he'll have an alibi.	I guess Gale's going to be pissed she missed her exclusive.
well, yeah...she gave me a job. freelance. it got me outta woodsboro. i'm sorry about cotton and yesterday. it was a bad idea. i knew it was a bad idea but it seemed like a quasi harmless bad idea. ah, shit, sid, i'm fucked up. sidney looks at him long and hard, a smile slowly appearing.	Me, too. Randy. Me too.
do you work for her now?	Well, yeah...she gave me a job. Freelance. It got me outta Woodsboro. I'm sorry about Cotton and yesterday. It was a bad idea. I knew it was a bad idea but it seemed like a quasi harmless bad idea. Ah, shit, Sid, I'm fucked up. Sidney looks at him Long and hard, a smile slowly appearing.
i'm sorry, sid, please. i never should have gone along with gale. i know i'm stupid. i wish i had some good reason to give you but i'm just stupid. please, sid, don't be mad at me.	Do you work for her now?
what do you want?	I'm sorry, Sid, please. I never should have gone along with Gale. I know I'm stupid. I wish I had some good reason to give you but I'm just stupid. Please, Sid, don't be mad at me.
melinda mcgraw?	No, the other one. The one who played his wife.
there's always someone out there stalking actors. look at that woman from the commish.	Melinda McGraw?
oh that's right. those poor poor people. god ben damon was such a hottie.	And that CICI chick wasn't that bad either but I'm really concerned about my safety now.
nah i think it's doing so damn well because one of it's players got iced. i just hope none of us end up dead.	Oh that's right. Those poor poor people. God Ben Damon was such a hottie.
i think jeff bridges is getting tired.	Nah I think it's doing so damn well because one of it's players got iced. I just hope none of us end up dead.
i did. hon, although i got a total of six minutes screen time, they're the best six minutes of the movie.	Heh heh I bet they are babe. I bet they are. Look, my battery's dying . . .
oh i wouldn't miss it for the world. i bet you did such a great job.	I did. Hon, although I got a total of six minutes screen time, they're the best six minutes of the movie.
all i'm saying is i'm gonna be royally p.o.'d if you don't catch my acting debut.	Oh I wouldn't miss it for the world. I bet you did such a great job.
look, i'm stuck on the freeway. i think there was some big accident. it could be a little while so i don't want you to start freaking if i don't get there at exactly,  eight thirty.	All I'm saying is I'm gonna be royally p.o.'d if you don't catch my acting debut.
no, jennifer love hewitt. of course it's me, silly. and i feel like an ass standing in this theater lobby all by myself. where are you babe, the movie starts in twenty minutes.	Look, I'm stuck on the freeway. I think there was some big accident. It could be a little while so I don't want you to start freaking if I don't get there at exactly,  Eight thirty.
to see your reaction.	Reaction to what?
alright i'm here. what the fuck do you want from me?	To see your reaction.
closer than you think.	Alright I'm here. What the fuck do you want from me?
where are you?	Closer than you think.
very good. you follow directions well. now for the final part of the game. put down the bat and approach the sign, slowly.	Where are you?
yeah.	Very good. You follow directions well. Now for the final part of the game. Put down the bat and approach the sign, slowly.
i swear to god if you lay one hand on her!	No! You listen to me, if you're not where I want you in fifteen minutes I'll hollow her out. Do you understand?
you're not playing by the rules ben. don't you want her to live?	I swear to God if you lay one hand on her!
what?!	Good bye Ben.
that's right. and you beat round 1. now we're taking the game to a whole new level.  meet me beneath the hollywood sign in ten minutes. i'll have your girlfriend. we'll be waiting.	What?!
what?! but i did everything you said to do!	That's right. And you beat ROUND 1. Now we're taking the game to a whole new level.  Meet me beneath the Hollywood sign in ten minutes. I'll have your girlfriend. We'll be waiting.
very good. now we play round 2.	What?! But I did everything you said to do!
it's cici! cici's the name of the character she plays in the movie!	Very good. Now we play ROUND 2.
i swear to god if you lay a finger on her i'll fucking kill you!	Maybe so, but right now, we play the game. First question, Your girlfriend's counting on you, Name your girlfriend's character in STAB 2?
you seem to be familiar with the stab movies. here's how we play. i ask you a question. you get it right, your girlfriend lives. you answer wrong, she dies.	I swear to God if you lay a finger on her I'll fucking kill you!
what kind of a game?	You seem to be familiar with the STAB movies. Here's how we play. I ask you a question. You get it right, your girlfriend lives. You answer wrong, she dies.
more of a game really.	What kind of a game?
listen you sick fuck, is this your idea of a joke?	More of a game really.
i mean, i'm standing right outside the ladies room door at the plaza theater. your girlfriend christine is in there.  she's all alone. everyone's in the auditorium waiting for the film to start.  i've got my knife.	Listen you sick fuck, is this your idea of a joke?
what do you mean?	I mean, I'm standing right outside the LADIES ROOM door at the PLAZA THEATER. Your girlfriend Christine is in there.  She's all alone. Everyone's in the auditorium waiting for the film to start.  I've got my knife.
now let's see you act your way out of this one.	What do you mean?
thanks.	Now let's see you act your way out of this one.
really? you're such a talented actor.	Thanks.
well ya got me. that's me. i'm ben damon.	Really? You're such a talented actor.
you almost sound like that guy from there's something about carrie. ben. ben damon.	Well ya got me. That's me. I'm Ben Damon.
asshole, can't talk.	But your voice sounds so familiar.
wait, wait. don't hang up.	Asshole, Can't talk.
uh-huh. look bro, my battery is running out. really wish i could chat, but i can't so, later.	Wait, wait. Don't hang up.
do i?	Uh-huh. Look bro, my battery is running out. Really wish I could chat, but I can't so, later.
i think you got the wrong number, buddy.	Do I?
i don't know.	I think you got the wrong number, buddy.
well what number are you trying to reach?	I don't know.
who is this?	Well what number are you trying to reach?
who is this?	Who is this?
hello.	Who is this?
jesus.  hello?	Hello.
what are these movies? 'amazombies', 'space psychos' 'creatures from thesan andreas fault'?	Horror flicks. B-Movies from Milton's heyday.
it may be maureen reynolds --	Well you'll find neither. Rina Reynolds, however, You will.
i know every face in here, respect for the unknown actor i suppose, myself included. if you're looking for maureen prescott --	It may be Maureen Reynolds --
listen, i'm busy. nobody has access to those files except studio execs. can you please go away now?	Well if you won't work for me, will you work for the president?
well can you tell me if the woman in this picture looks familiar to you.	Listen, I'm busy. Nobody has access to those files except studio execs. Can you please go away now?
nope.	Well can you tell me if the woman in this picture looks familiar to you.
does the name maureen prescott sound familiar to you?	Nope.
i don't watch tv and i hate books. whatta you need?	Does the name Maureen Prescott sound familiar to you?
i'm gale weathers, author of the woodsboro and windsor college murders, and anchorwoman for total entertainment. maybe you've heard of me?	I don't watch TV and I hate books. Whatta you need?
can i help you?	I'm Gale Weathers, author of the Woodsboro and Windsor College murders, and anchorwoman for TOTAL ENTERTAINMENT. Maybe you've heard of me?
he killed milton! the killer's  inside there! oh god!  dewey! dewey's in there too! he needs medical help! he's hurt!	Alright, calm down. I'm going to radio in for backup right now.
jesus gale what happened?	He killed Milton! The killer's  inside there! Oh God!  DEWEY! Dewey's in there too! He needs medical help! He's hurt!
boys, boys, why don't we compare our gun calibers later?  the issue is maureen prescott!	Wrong, this issue is Sidney Prescott!  And either Mr. Riley is going to obstruct justice or is going to put me in touch with her.  So, where is she?
ok, look.  we all know that this has something to do with 'stab 3'.  what we do not know is why the killer keeps leaving articles about maureen prescott.	Actually, there was more this time. This time, we found a picture too.
four? there are five.	Ben Damon. Christine Perkins. Sarah Darling. Tom Prinze. That's four, last time I learned how to count.
but we know who killed maureen prescott, billy loomis and stu macher.  i mean, they even told sidney how they did it!	Yeah, but, if I'm not mistaken, you said in your book that Sidney got it wrong before. She accused Cotton Weary of murdering her mother, and he was sent away for it!  Maybe there is a third killer.  Sidney Might know something
whoever it is, now is taking credit for maureen prescott's murder.	But we know who killed Maureen Prescott, Billy Loomis and Stu Macher.  I mean, they even told Sidney how they did it!
please, call me gale.	Deal, but I'm still Detective Kincaid,ok?
in my fifteen years as a homicide detective i've never met a single soul as pushy and brazen as you are miss weathers.	Please, call me Gale.
but you won't. you're a good man detective. we think alike. i know you need my help. and i know you know i need your help.	In my fifteen years as a homicide detective I've never met a single soul as pushy and brazen as you are Miss Weathers.
i'm not at liberty to tell you that miss weathers. you're no longer working with the l.a.p.d. i don't even know why you're standing in here right now. by all means i should have you thrown out.	But you won't. You're a good man detective. We think alike. I know you need my help. And I know you know I need your help.
who?	I'm not at liberty to tell you that Miss Weathers. You're no longer working with the L.A.P.D. I don't even know why you're standing in here right now. By all means I should have you thrown out.
yes well we have a suspect, so don't get that worried.	Who?
shit. sarah darling.  i interviewed her too. god, it's happening again isn't it detective?	Yes well we have a suspect, so don't get that worried.
that's stab 3, miss weathers. it looks like we're going to be getting a warrant to speak with miss prescott anyway.	Shit. Sarah Darling.  I interviewed her too. God, it's happening again isn't it Detective?
oh. i thought you wanted me to stick around.	Look, Miss Weathers, if there's a problem, give me a call. Here's my card. I'm always there.
i go to the police station and do my job, and you go back to being gale weathers.	Oh. I thought you wanted me to stick around.
alright kincaid, no where to?	I go to the police station and do my job, and you go back to being Gale Weathers.
i'd love to help, really i wouldn't mind being sliced at again by a maniacal psychopath, but i honestly don't know where sidney is. after windsor she dropped off the face of the earth. the only other person that might know is, , not going to talk.	And who would that be?
i've tried to get in touch with sidney prescott, but she's keeping herself very well hidden. you're my one and only hope in finding her. her life may be in grave danger.	I'd love to help, really I wouldn't mind being sliced at again by a maniacal psychopath, but I honestly don't know where Sidney is. After Windsor she dropped off the face of the Earth. The only other person that might know is, , not going to talk.
there's more.	I've tried to get in touch with Sidney Prescott, but she's keeping herself very well hidden. You're my one and only hope in finding her. Her life may be in grave danger.
that's sidney prescott's mother.	There's more.
a note?	That's Sidney Prescott's mother.
i wish that was all miss weathers, but there's more. the killer left a note.	A note?
so is that why you're here? is that why you're holding me from my show, to tell me about some brutal homicide i'm not even involved in?	I wish that was all Miss Weathers, but there's more. The killer left a note.
both of them were found brutally murdered this morning under the hollywood sign. autopsy reports having come back to me yet but the bodies looked like something out one of the stab films.	So is that why you're here? Is that why you're holding me from my show, to tell me about some brutal homicide I'm not even involved in?
well i interviewed damon once for the show. he was a real obnoxious fuck. any way, the second one, christine perkins, she had a part in stab 2, didn't she? she was playing cici.	Both of them were found brutally murdered this morning under the Hollywood sign. Autopsy reports having come back to me yet but the bodies looked like something out one of the Stab films.
i'm sorry miss weathers. allow me to introduce myself, mark kincaid, l.a.p.d.  are you familiar with the actor ben damon, or the actress christine perkins?	Well I interviewed Damon once for the show. He was a real obnoxious fuck. Any way, the second one, Christine Perkins, she had a part in Stab 2, didn't she? She was playing CICI.
jesus christ you scared the shit out of me.	I'm sorry Miss Weathers. Allow me to introduce myself, MARK KINCAID, L.A.P.D.  Are you familiar with the actor Ben Damon, or the actress CHRISTINE PERKINS?
oh yeah, how?	Catch him, or kill him.
because, that means that we're dealing with an ordinary, flesh and blood killer.  and i know how to handle guys like that.	Oh yeah, how?
how is that good news?	Because, that means that we're dealing with an ordinary, flesh and blood killer.  And I know how to handle guys like that.
here's the deal, i'm off to search the soundstage. that's good news.	How is that good news?
i used to think i had the perfect mom, perfect family.  till i found out i was wrong.  she had a secret life, and i tried to understand that, and soon as i thought i had, more secrets.  i don't' know who my mom was.  sometimes i feel like i'm just learning about my mother for the first time. you know, with tv and those movies and what not. god sometimes i feel like i'm just learning about myself for the first time. like i'm watching my life instead of living in it.	Here's the deal, I'm off to search the soundstage. That's good news.
what did you know about your mother?	I used to think I had the perfect mom, perfect family.  Till I found out I was wrong.  She had a secret life, and I tried to understand that, and soon as I thought I had, more secrets.  I don't' know who my mom was.  Sometimes I feel like I'm just learning about my mother for the first time. You know, with TV and those movies and what not. God sometimes I feel like I'm just learning about myself for the first time. Like I'm watching my life instead of living in it.
hmm.	What did you know about your mother?
can't arrest ghosts.  but the best way to stop being haunted is to be with people.  you're here, you're not hiding, you've done the right thing, miss prescott.	Hmm.
ghosts are tough,  you can't shoot ghosts.	Can't arrest ghosts.  But the best way to stop being haunted is to be with people.  You're here, you're not hiding, you've done the right thing, Miss Prescott.
i know what it's like to see ghosts that don't go away.  to be watching a scary movie in your head, whether you want to or not,  watching it alone.	Ghosts are tough,  you can't shoot ghosts.
what do you mean?	I know what it's like to see ghosts that don't Go away.  To be watching a scary movie in your head, whether you want to or not,  watching it alone.
i'm a homicide detective, remember?  when you see what i see day in and day out, the violence that people do to each other, you get haunted. i think you know about that.	What do you mean?
excuse me?	I'm a homicide detective, remember?  When you see what I see day in and day out, the violence that people do to each other, you get haunted. I think you know about that.
to me hollywood is about death.	Excuse me?
must be exciting, beautiful place, beautiful people.	To me Hollywood is about death.
no, they tend to put me on the ones that deal with the business.  i grew up here, and i know my way around the studios.	Must be exciting, Beautiful place, beautiful people.
did you request this case?	No, they tend to put me on the ones that deal with the business.  I grew up here, and I know my way around the studios.
all i know about movie trilogies is in the third one, all bets are off.	Did you request this case?
i'll call you mark when you catch the killer, detective.	All I know about movie trilogies is in the third one, all bets are off.
call me mark, would you?  cause i'm gonna keep calling you sidney.	I'll call you Mark when you catch the killer, Detective.
you seem to like movies, detective.	Call me Mark, would you?  Cause I'm gonna keep calling you Sidney.
you mean like, movie trilogies?	You seem to like movies, Detective.
what do you know about trilogies?	You mean like, movie trilogies?
are you sure?	Absolutely.
the killer leaves a newspaper clipping at each murder, sidney. recently he's also left a photo of your mother.	Why didn't you tell me?  This is my mother, Dewey. Why didn't you say something?
and what made you think it was sidney?	Sid, get in my car. You're coming back to the station with me where it's safe.
jesus christ sidney, what happened? i got a call on my cell from home. they told me that someone was attacked.	And what made you think it was Sidney?
he could've monitored the calls on a scanner. did you call her from the set?	No.
sidney, do you have any idea how he could've gotten your number?	He could've monitored the calls on a scanner. Did you call her from the set?
the killer called her.	What?  When?
nice to finally meet you, sidney.	The killer called her.
what rielly?	There's someone here who wants to help.
detective kincaid?	What Rielly?
when it's a threat, you'll know it.	Is that a threat?
is that a threat, detective?	When it's a threat, you'll know it.
who knows more about maureen prescott than her own daughter?	Well Sid's dad couldn't help you and he was married to Maureen.
what does this have to do with sid?	Who knows more about Maureen Prescott than her own daughter?
before you jump to conclusions, the man in the picture, cotton weary, is out of the country on business. his alibi checks out. seems he's got a tv show in australia, 100% cotton. it's supposedly the biggest thing down under since yahoo serious, but that's besides the point.	What does this have to do with Sid?
what about angelina tyler? she was there too.	Police are still searching through the debris. Could be days before we find her . . . that is, if she's even there.
i told you, i don't know where sidney is. and even if there was a third killer, sidney doesn't know about it.	That is for me to decide.  I need to talk to her Mr. Riley, she is a key element in this case.  I have a press conference in an hour, and I need to explain why there are four dead celebrities.
that's fine mr. rielly, but if anyone else should die, i'm going to have to get a warrant.	Understood.  If you'll excuse me Detective.  Gale.
mr. rielly? my name is mark kincaid. i'm with the l.a.p.d. are you aware of last night's events?	Yeah. A real tragedy.
watch out sid. randy said the killer's always superhuman.	He wasn't superhuman Dewey. He wasn't superhuman at all.
don't worry sid i'd never leave you like that.	DEWEY! IT'S GALE!
dewey my god i thought you were dead.	Don't worry Sid I'd never leave you like that.
they've got her!	Sid I want you to stay here! I'll be right back! I'm not gonna let them get Gale!
where's gale?	They've got her!
where are you dewey?	I'm out back. Tied up. Hurry Sid! The killer's looking for you! Quick untie me!
sid i can see you!	Where are you Dewey?
dewey?! ohmigod! where are you?!	Sid I can see you!
help me sid! the killer's got me!	Dewey?! OHMIGOD! Where are you?!
yeah?	Help me Sid! The killer's got me!
don't worry, i've got a permit for it.	Jesus Christ Dewey help me! They tried to kill me in the bathroom! The killers!
do you want me to come with you sid? i mean, remember what randy said?	No I'll be ok. I've got my mace. My knife.  These two lethal weapons.
listen dewey i have to go to the bathroom.	Do you want me to come with you Sid? I mean, remember what Randy said?
i can see nothing's changed.	No.
karen colcheck. from woodsboro.	She was Randy's only girlfriend . . . ever.
alright sid, over there is the stab 3 production offices. that's where sarah darling was murdered last night.	Mm, what a waste of Silicone.  What does my mother have to do with this all Dewey? We're a long way from Woodsboro.
i was afraid they were bait, something to, ya know,  trick you out of hiding.	Listen, Detective, I wanna see this studio where all this shit's going down.
i figured i'd be safe if i was at least up here with the people i care about.  now where's this kincaid guy the news is talking about? i found this place from a fox 5 tv news report. heh.	Follow me.
what?	I figured I'd be safe If I was at least up here with the people I care about.  Now where's this Kincaid guy the news is talking about? I found this place from a FOX 5 TV NEWS REPORT. Heh.
well it's not safe for me up there either. the killer found me dewey. he called me last night.	What?
what are you doing here? i told you to stay hidden! it's not safe for you up here.	Well it's not safe for me up there either. The killer found me Dewey. He called me last night.
gale, i know this is a bad time and all but what if we try it out again. the whole relationship thing.	Sure, why not. You did Save my life,Mr. Rielly.
paternity test results. christ dewey, you're never going to believe who milton's kid is.	Who is it?
sidney, what happened?	Nevermind, what'd you two find?
do you want us to come with you?	I work better alone.  Why don't you do some snooping around the set?
i've got an idea, i'll hook up with you guys later.	Do you want us to come with you?
has anyone else every used your phone?	Just Jennifer.  And you.
oh.  yeah, i guess i do.	Has anyone else every used your phone?
do you have her number stored in your memory?  phone memory!	Oh.  Yeah, I guess I do.
thank you.	Sid, this is detective Kincaid.
what?	GALE BEHIND YOU!
oh. oh god. gale --	What?
don't worry. i'm prepared for anything.	Amen boy scout, now answer the fucking door!
gale, your engine's still running.	Fuck!
neither are you, magnum p.i.	Gale, your engine's still running.
you're not a detective.	Neither are you, Magnum P.I.
i happen to work for the police god dammit!	You're not a detective.
stop following me.	I happen to work for the police god dammit!
i'm on duty.	Stop following me.
jennifer?! wait, where are you going off to?	I'm on duty.
jennifer needs me.	Jennifer?! Wait, where are you going off to?
and who is that?	Jennifer needs me.
i've got my suspicions but still, nothing  you say can ever make me take my eyes off one person.	And who is that?
right. sorry.  do you think he did it?	I've got my suspicions but still, nothing  you say can ever make me take my eyes off one person.
what part of 'off the record' don't you understand?	Right. Sorry.  Do you think he did it?
i'm sorry, this is too good!	What part of 'Off the record' don't you understand?
i already removed it.  i think someone on the film was trying to find sid, and that's the only reason i came here. to make do a little private investigating of my own and make sure no one here was planning anything.	I'm sorry, this is too good!
someone stole sid's file?	I already removed it.  I think someone on the film was trying to find Sid, and that's the only reason I came here. To make do a little private investigating of my own and make sure no one here was planning anything.
the boys said no.  she wouldn't give her name. a month later, the station gets broken into, the file room ransacked.	Someone stole Sid's file?
and?	The boys said no.  She wouldn't give her name. A month later, the station gets broken into, the file room ransacked.
two months ago, the woodsboro police got a call from a woman who said she was with 'stab 3'.  she wanted to see the file on sid, for research.	And?
always.	Two months ago, the Woodsboro police got a call from a woman who said she was with 'Stab 3'.  She wanted to see the file on Sid, for research.
off the record.	Always.
all of what dewey?  you do know something, don't you?	Off the record.
brace yourself, gale, all of this is actually not about you.	All of what Dewey?  You do know something, don't you?
dewey, you're not just here because of that second rate k-mart, straight-to-video version of me, are you?	Brace yourself, Gale, all of this is actually not About you.
you used to say that was our strength.	Dewey, you're not just here because of that second rate K-Mart, straight-to-video version of me, are you?
it didn't work dewey.  we tried,  we're different.	You used to say that was our strength.
what's wrong with just being gale weathers? i liked her!	It didn't work Dewey.  We tried,  we're different.
it was fucking '60 minutes ii'!  i couldn't say no!  i could've been the next diane sawyer!	What's wrong with just being Gale Weathers? I liked her!
so it's off to london for a week?  new york for a month? l.a forever?	It was fucking '60 Minutes II'!  I couldn't say no!  I could've been the next Diane Sawyer!
you said you'd never leave woodsboro, 'the only place that's real!'  but now you're here. not with me.  dewey, i took care of you.  i waited until you were well.  i couldn't stay there, i mean, it's like dog years, one year in woodsboro is like seven everywhere else.	So it's off to London for a week?  New York for a month? L.A Forever?
what about me?	You said you'd never leave Woodsboro, 'The only place that's real!'  But now you're here. Not with me.  Dewey, I took care of you.  I waited until you were well.  I couldn't stay there, I mean, it's like dog years, one year in Woodsboro is like seven everywhere else.
again, i am the author of the definitive book on the woodsboro murders.!  what about you?	What about me?
why would the police come to you?	Again, I am the author of the definitive book on the Woodsboro murders.!  What about you?
yes. look, let's get something straight dewey, i got into this shit cause the police came looking for me. not cause i'm out to make the sunrise studios slashings.	Why would the police come to you?
do you really mean it this time gale?	Yes. Look, let's get something straight Dewey, I got into this shit cause the police came looking for ME. Not cause I'm out to make the SUNRISE STUDIOS SLASHINGS.
this has everything to do with me dewey. i was the one who brought the nation's attention to this shit anyway. i'll be damned if i'm gonna sit around and pass on the buck again.	Do you really mean it this time Gale?
you mean our past as in me and sid. this has nothing to do with you gale.	This has everything to do with me Dewey. I was the one who brought the nation's attention to this shit anyway. I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit around and pass on the buck again.
uh-huh. another news clipping. another one about sid's mom. dewey, whether we like it  or not it looks like we're going to have to  go back into our past.	You mean OUR past as in Me and Sid. This has nothing to do with you Gale.
they found another note?	Uh-huh. Another News clipping. Another one about Sid's mom. Dewey, whether we like it  or not it looks like we're going to have to  go back into our past.
what so you can just exploit her again with another book? sid doesn't need you gale.	Show him.
dewey, personal lives and pasts aside, this is about sidney. we need to know where she is.	What so you can just exploit her again with another book? Sid doesn't need you Gale.
but you know who she was.	When we did the first 'Stab" I realized I'd known Maureen Prescott before, I mean as Rina. I couldn't tell anyone.  Can you imagine the press?
what the hell are you guys getting at?  i make horror films, that's what i do.  the studio came to me with 'stab'.  they came to me, check it out.	But you know who she was.
no point, i'm just gonna give detective kincaid a call.	I remember her!  She was a bit player in a couple of my movies. A nobody! So what does it matter?
what's your point?	No point, I'm just gonna give Detective Kincaid a call.
so you knew sidney prescott's mother.	Just what the hell do you people think you're doing, barging in here like this? I've got important calls to make. I run this studio.
would you excuse me for a moment?	Sure.
well if you were in my shoes, dealing with those big time sunrise studio producers like i do on a daily basis, you'd watch how quick your life goes from a walt disney picture to a tobe hooper flick.	Would you excuse me for a moment?
your life?	Well if you were in my shoes, dealing with those big Time Sunrise Studio producers like I do on a daily basis, you'd watch how quick your life goes from a Walt Disney picture to a Tobe Hooper flick.
honestly, my life.	Your life?
roman, from your enthusiasm it certainly seems that way.  honestly though,  tell us, what's your favorite scary movie?	Honestly, my life.
well it's a honor to be here amongst so many fans of the genre. and i must say that any of you worried that jerry rapp, or tori or david not returning to complete the stab trilogy, have no fear, roman is here. aided with my excellent cast of newcomers i believe we're going to pull off one of the best stabs yet.	Roman, from your enthusiasm it certainly seems that way.  Honestly though,  tell us, what's your favorite scary movie?
it's a pleasure to finally meet you, roman.	Well it's a honor to be here amongst so many fans of the genre. And I must say that any of you worried that Jerry Rapp, or Tori or David not returning to complete the STAB trilogy, have no fear, Roman is here. Aided with my excellent cast of newcomers I believe we're going to pull off one of the best Stabs yet.
good morning gale. pleasure to be here.	It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Roman.
rob reiner and quentin tarentino?	Do you get any of my witty humor? I mean, you did play me for three movies.  His two hands, dingus.
milton's not a killer. he's a pervert. he probably went out to buy more ky jelly for his jack -off parties he has with his two best friends.	Rob Reiner and Quentin Tarentino?
i think milton's the killer. i think he just went out to kill another cast member.	Milton's not a killer. He's a pervert. He probably went out to buy more KY JELLY for his jack -off parties he has with his two best friends.
oh, come on!  you have made millions off the story of her murder.  you're obsessed with her and you're obsessed with her daughter!	Settle down Beavis.  Why don't you tell us the truth?
nobody said she was an actor.	Good twist.
oh i wish i got that one on tape. it'd put a smile on my face everytime i'm down.	Bitch.
look who's talking moneybags. you got more homes than i do.	Oh I wish I got that one on tape. It'd put a smile on my face everytime I'm down.
really, you know you'd make a fascinating interview. lifestyles of the rich and psychotic.	Look who's talking Moneybags. You got more homes than I do.
basements creep me out.	Really, you know you'd make a fascinating interview. Lifestyles of the Rich and Psychotic.
gale weathers would find a way.	Basements creep me out.
possibly.	Gale Weathers would find a way.
there a story in that building?	Possibly.
no really?	There a story in that building?
need to get in that building?	No really?
ha. maybe i should join snl.	Need to get in that building?
that's funny.	Ha. Maybe I should join SNL.
and as a sane person.  for you that must be quite a stretch.	That's funny.
you know in the movies, i play you as being much smarter.	And as a sane person.  For you that must be quite a stretch.
none.	You know in the movies, I play you as being much smarter.
here's how i see it.  i've got no house, no movie, no gun, and i'm being stalked.  because someone wants to kill me?  no, because someone wants to kill you. so now, starting now, i go where you go.  that way, if someone wants to kill me, i'll be with you, and since they really want to kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you.  make sense?	None.
i am gale weathers!	Here's how I see it.  I've got no house, no movie, no gun, and I'm being stalked.  Because someone wants to kill me?  No, because someone wants to kill you. So now, starting now, I go where you go.  That way, if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you, and since they really want to kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you.  Make sense?
being gale weathers.  what the hell are you doing?	I am Gale Weathers!
what the hell are you doing?	Being Gale Weathers.  What the hell are you doing?
geez.	What the hell are you doing?
god damn it you two! run! hurry! he's dead!	No! He's not dead! He's still breathing! Look!
what's your favorite scary movie gale?	I dunno but I can tell you that your's will be the home video footage of me sticking my foot up your ass! Now come out and fight like a real man you pussy!
listen you sick bastard, what the fuck do you want?	What's your favorite scary movie Gale?
who's phone?	Oh shit it's my cell!
shit! where the hell are tom and angelina?	I don't know. Screw them. Look, what's important is that we stick together. No matter what. If anyone is next it's you or me Jen.
i know right. it was kinda weak. that's cause will kennison only wrote a rough treatment of it. the script was written by some new guy. he wrote arlington street.	Still that was a much better movie, I saw it at the premiere last week. God, what the hell am I getting sidetracked with this shit for?! We've gotta get down to business.
and i die naked?!  ugh! this is complete bullshit. who wrote this piece of crap?	I know right. It was kinda weak. That's cause Will Kennison only wrote a rough treatment of it. The script was written by some new guy. He wrote Arlington Street.
wait a second, whoa! calm down! number one there were five different versions of the script given out. ben damon was given a fake script because he was only being offered the role. it only had fragments of real scenes from the actual script. and what, i die in stab 3?	AND I DIE NAKED?!  UGH! This is complete bullshit. Who wrote this piece of crap?
god damn you gale weathers! don't you see? the killer is choosing  his victims as they die in the script! ben damon's character was the first one to get offed. so was his girlfriend - but she wasn't cast yet so his real girlfriend was killed - then sarah darling's candy, and now me!	Wait a second, whoa! Calm down! Number one there were five different versions of the script given out. Ben Damon was given a fake script because he was only being offered the role. It only had fragments of real scenes from the actual script. And what, I die in STAB 3?
dewey, what the hell is she rambling about now? what's wrong jen, see yourself on one of those usa network winners you did and realize how badly you suck at acting?	God damn you Gale Weathers! Don't you see? The killer is choosing  his victims as they die in the script! Ben Damon's character was the first one to get offed. So was his girlfriend - but she wasn't cast yet so his real girlfriend was killed - then Sarah Darling's Candy, and now me!
you! how can i ever get any fame playing you!	Dewey, what the hell is she rambling about now? What's wrong Jen, see yourself on one of those USA NETWORK winners you did and realize how badly you suck at acting?
are you saying she was-	I'm saying things got out of hand.  Maybe they did take advantage of her!.  Maybe the sad truth is, this is not the city for innocence.  No charges were brought.  And the bottom line is, Rina Reynolds wouldn't play by the rules.  You wanna get ahead in Hollywood, you gotta play the game, or go home.
it was in the 70's, everything was different. i was well known for my parties, rina knew what they were. it was for girls like her to meet men, men who could get them parts, if they made the right impression.  nothing happened to her that she didn't invite, in one way or another, no matter what she said afterwards.	Are you saying she was-
well how would you like his rotten carcass dug up and drug all over national tv? why don't you start talking.	It was in the 70's, everything was different. I was well known for my parties, Rina knew what they were. It was for girls like her to meet men, men who could get them parts, if they made the right impression.  Nothing happened to her that she didn't invite, in one way or another, no matter what she said afterwards.
now you listen to me, lois lane, let it go. it's dead and buried. daddy took ol' yeller out behind the barn and shot him in the head a long time ago.	Well how would you like his rotten carcass dug up and drug all over National TV? Why don't you start talking.
i don't think so!  just what happened to maureen when she was in hollywood?	Now you listen to me, Lois Lane, let it go. It's dead and buried. Daddy took ol' Yeller out behind the barn and shot him in the head a long time ago.
yeah.	I don't think so!  Just what happened to Maureen when she was in Hollywood?
just because you knew her?	Yeah.
get real, that would make me a suspect!	Just because you knew her?
and now? i mean, murders on your set and still you say nothing?	Get real, that would make me a suspect!
answer the question. you knew sidney's mom?	Who?
listen lois lane, i love your show and all but last month i happened to catch your little segment on me and how my wife left me because i'm a sex addict who enjoys screwing fifteen year old girls. it was a real eye opener my lawyers are still thinking about bringing to your superior's attentions.	They're the ones who approved it.
oh come on! why the hostility?	Listen Lois Lane, I love your show and all but last month I happened to catch your little segment on me and how my wife left me because I'm a sex addict who enjoys screwing fifteen year old girls. It was a real eye opener my lawyers are still thinking about bringing to your superior's attentions.
well then, i guess i'll be leaving then.	Oh come on! Why the hostility?
excuse me detective, i think we have some business to attend to.	GALE WEATHERS?! What are you doing here? No press on the set!  No press, no press on set! Get that woman out of here.
i think we should go inside. i have to have a talk with the cast. all of you.	You mean what's left of us.  Yeah I'm running on empty anyways. Gotta refuel.
really, cause that stunt lost me the lead role in roman polanski's latest picture. huh, what a coincide i was picked up by roman bridger. well, not exactly the roman i wanted. get my point? stab 3 is bullshit. fuck, because of your big mouth i'm here, drinking piss water scotch with second rate fucking celebrities like jennifer jollie and yourself!  hey, i just got an idea. maybe i should have a look at your break line. that your car over there?	I think we should go inside. I have to have a talk with the cast. ALL OF YOU.
heh, well, that's tv journalism for ya. stage the news to boost ratings.	Really, cause that stunt lost me the lead role in Roman Polanski's latest picture. Huh, what a coincide I was picked up by Roman Bridger. Well, not exactly the Roman I wanted. Get my point? STAB 3 is bullshit. Fuck, because of your big mouth I'm here, drinking piss water SCOTCH with Second rate fucking celebrities like Jennifer Jollie and yourself!  Hey, I just got an idea. Maybe I should Have a look at your break line. That your car over there?
hey i really liked that piece you did on me last month. the one where you said my car accident was caused by me drinking and drugs, and how i faked the tire blow-out just so my insurance wouldn't sky rocket.	Heh, well, that's TV journalism for ya. Stage the news to boost ratings.
tom prinze, tanked as usual. that's a shocker.	Hey I really liked that piece you did on me last month. The one where you said my car accident was caused by me drinking and drugs, and how I faked the tire blow-out just so my insurance wouldn't sky rocket.
gale weathers. what a surprise.	Tom Prinze, tanked as usual. That's a shocker.
let's get out of here!	GALE WATCHOUT!
i know!	Let's get out of here!
i know! he killed kincaid!	I know!
gale he's got dewey!	I know! He killed Kincaid!
we did some researching in the archives. sid, something dawned on me when i wrote the book on your mother's murder. for two years of her life, 1969 up until 1971 she basically disappeared off the face of the earth.	What are you talking about?
oh my god karen you scared the shit out of me! what are you doing here?	Who's this.
what'd he say?	Oh, you know, the usual small talk, "What's new, how ya been, how do you want to die?"
oh my god! sidney, you ran fast or what?  hey.	Hi, Gale. I'm glad you're all right.
see sid, now comes the part where we get away with it! the part where we win! cause face it sidney, in this world, the bad guys win!	Roman knock it off! Do you people even know why you kill people? You kill people cause you choose to and not because of any other fucking reason!
wait a second sid. don't you go jumping the gun. you haven't seen the best part.  with the aides of the computer revolution of y2ki've been able to steal your voice.  ain't it cool? listen to what the police are gonna find next to your lifeless, mutilated body.	I can't take it anymore. This Hollywood exploitation of the nightmare I lived has to be stopped. I did this to make you all repent for your sins, and now I'm pleased I've got my message across. Good-bye.
listen, i have no time for this. i've heard this shit before! so lets get on with it!	Wait a second Sid. Don't you go jumping the gun. You haven't seen the best part.  With the aides of the computer revolution of y2kI've been able to steal your voice.  Ain't it cool? Listen to what the police are gonna find next to your lifeless, mutilated body.
i'm a director sid, i direct. for example, angelina over there,  she's my partner. i can convince her to do anything.  we've been dating since i met her in woodsboro.	Oh my God, Angie Crick? From English class?
all the nightmares. all the hell i went through was because of you, you spineless bastard!	I'm a director Sid, I direct. For example, Angelina over there,  She's my partner. I can convince her to do anything.  We've been dating since I met her in Woodsboro.
roman bridger, director. and brother.  she slammed the door in my face, sid. said i was rina's child and rina was dead. and it struck me, what a good idea! so i watched her, made a little home movie, a little family film. seems maureen, mom, really got around. i mean, cotton weary was one thing, everybody knew about that, but billy's father, that was the key! your boyfriend didn't like seeing his daddy in my movies. didn't like it at all. and once i supplied the motive, all the kid needed was a few pointers. have a partner to sell out in case you get caught, find someone to frame, it was like her was making a movie.	All the nightmares. All the hell I went through was because of you, you spineless bastard!
what?  what movie?	My movie.
it's not just a new script, it's a new movie.	What?  What movie?
has there been another goddamn rewrite? how  the fuck are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?	It's not just a new script, it's a new movie.
it is in my script.	Has there been another goddamn rewrite? How  the fuck are we supposed to learn our lines when there's a new script every 15 minutes?
roman that's not the line.	It is in my script.
it's sarah.	Roman that's not the line.
i'm hanging up right now.	It's Sarah.
but you know my favorite name?	I'm hanging up right now.
whatever.  come on, who is this?  i think you have the wrong number.	But you know my favorite name?
why don't we just read the scene?  candy, is that like candy cane or candy apple?	Whatever.  Come on, who is this?  I think you have the wrong number.
this is candy.  hang on, let me get some clothes. see!  i don't' understand why i have to start the scene in the shower!  the whole shower things been done, 'vertigo' hello!  and i mean, my boyfriend just died, why am i showering?	Why don't we just read the scene?  Candy, is that like candy cane or candy apple?
who's this?	This is Candy.  Hang on, let me get some clothes. See!  I don't' understand why I have to start the scene in the shower!  The whole shower things been done, 'Vertigo' hello!  And I mean, my boyfriend just died, why am I showering?
who's this?	Who's this?
hello.	Who's this?
page 22..  ring ring.  hello?	Hello.
page 22, candy's big moment.	Page 22..  Ring ring.  Hello?
huh, fine.	Page 22, Candy's big moment.
um hmm...  umhmm great, so let's run the lines.	Huh, fine.
i'm not happy that i'm 35 playing a 21 year old. i'm not happy that i have to die naked!  and i'm not happy that my character is too stupid not to have a gun in the house after her boyfriend's been cut into mcnuggets.	Um hmm...  umhmm great, so let's run the lines.
you're not happy with your part.	I'm not happy that I'm 35 playing a 21 year old. I'm not happy that I have to die naked!  And I'm not happy that my character is too stupid not to have a gun in the house after her boyfriend's been cut into McNuggets.
what character?  i'm candy, the chick who gets killed second.  i'm only in two scenes!	You're not happy with your part.
all right, since i got you on the phone, let's talk about your character.	What character?  I'm Candy, the chick who gets killed second.  I'm only in two scenes!
oh it's no problem, i'm just... looking at your   music video awards.	All right, since I got you on the phone, let's talk about your character.
sarah, it's roman, i'm sorry i'm running late, i'm still on the 405, i'm about 10 minutes away.	Oh it's no problem, I'm just... looking at your   music video awards.
oh shit.  hello? director's office.	Sarah, it's Roman, I'm sorry I'm running late, I'm still on the 405, I'm about 10 minutes away.
no.	Damn. He called my roommate and told her he had some important things he wanted to go over with me in his office tonight.
make-up. you need it.  hey, roman isn't here?	No.
roman and everybody else went home for the night. i'm here for a make-up test.	Make-up. You need it.  Hey, Roman isn't here?
would you give that script a rest? it's like a friggen umbilical cord to you.	I'm just saying, though. What if there's someone out there stalking actors? Huh? Then what?
scene 32. int. candy's living room - night. "what are you talking about ricky, the murders were a completely isolated incident".	Would you give that script a rest? It's like a friggen umbilical cord to you.
what are you talking about? the murders were a completely isolated incident.	SCENE 32. INT. CANDY'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT. "What are you talking about Ricky, the murders were a completely isolated incident".
goddamnit i am getting so fed up with these re-writes. it's like every five minutes there's a new script. god, and you just know this all because of stab 2's script winding up on the internet two months after it wrapped shooting.	And still the film is Number One at the box office this weekend. Beat out American Pasty and Arlington Street.
alright i'm here, now show your  face so we can finish this.	It's good to see you again Sidney. I was growing real impatient. Go ahead. Explore. I'll catch up with you later.
i thought you wanted me here?	Alright I'm here, now show your  face so we can finish this.
you're doing real good. can't you figure it out? i wanna finish this where it all began. woodsboro.	I thought you wanted me here?
alright, i'm here. now what?	You're doing real good. Can't you figure it out? I wanna finish this where it all began. Woodsboro.
you follow directions good. now let's wrap this production. go to the sunrise studios backlot. i'll call you when you get there.	Alright, I'm here. Now what?
yeah?	You follow directions good. Now let's wrap this production. Go to the Sunrise Studios backlot. I'll call you when you get there.
where?	I'll call you, when you're on your way.
she'd have been so happy, sidney, to know we'd be together.	WHERE?
where?	She'd have been so happy, Sidney, to know we'd be together.
you're dead!	I don't want them, I want you!  It's simple. You show yourself, they survive, you run, they die!
how do i know their voices are --	Are real?  How do you know you're not hearing things? How do you know I'm not someone in your head? Somewhere, you know.
always hard being friends with you, sidney. when you're friends with sidney, you die! well these friends don't have to, sidney. it's up to you.	How do I know their voices are --
go there.	Always hard being friends with you, Sidney. When you're friends with Sidney, you die! Well these friends don't have to, Sidney. It's up to you.
yes.	Go there.
don't do it!  if you do one thing to attract attention, one thing, i'll kill them both. now, do you have somewhere we can be alone?	Yes.
who is this?	The question isn't who I am.  The question is, who's with me.
{ a click } i only her you too, sidney.	Who is this?
if you lay a hand on him i'll fucking kill you!	Great. A spirited one. I'll be seeing you real soon Sidney. Real soon.
no. we play in my court this time. come to hollywood. stab 3's going to cutting corners cast-wise.  and i've got my eyes set on a technical advisor named dewey rielly.	If you lay a hand on him I'll fucking kill you!
the final act? well let's play asshole!	No. We play in my court this time. Come to Hollywood. STAB 3's going to cutting corners cast-wise.  And I've got my eyes set on a technical advisor named Dewey Rielly.
heh. so you think sidney. so you think. it's all been building up to this sid. every stab. every scream. every ounce of blood that's been spilled has all been leading up to this moment. welcome tothe final act.	The final act? Well let's play asshole!
no. you didn't kill my mother. billy loomis and stu macher did.	Heh. So you think Sidney. So you think. It's all been building up to this Sid. Every STAB. Every SCREAM. Every ounce of blood that's been spilled has all been leading up to this moment. WELCOME TOTHE FINAL ACT.
let them try. you'll never find me. i've already gotten away with murder before. for instance, maureen prescott.	No. You didn't kill my mother. Billy Loomis and Stu Macher did.
you sick fuck i'm tracing this call as we speak! the police are gonna nail your ass!	Let them try. You'll never find me. I've already gotten away with murder before. For instance, Maureen Prescott.
i want to finish what i started. i want to finish the game.	You sick fuck I'm tracing this call as we speak! The police are gonna nail your ass!
w-what do you want?	I want to finish what I started. I want to finish the game.
do you think it's over sidney? do you?	W-what do you want?
who the fuck is this?	It's mother, Sidney, now be a good girl and turn on the news. DO IT!
don't you want to know how you can help, sidney?  are you listening to me, huh?	Who the fuck is this?
i'm sorry, your voice.	Don't you want to know how you can help, Sidney?  Are you listening to me, huh?
no i need to call you. just you.	I'm sorry, your voice.
well then the people you need to call are the police.	No I need to call you. Just you.
uh-huh i'm sure. i've killed someone! oh my god i've actually killed someone!	Well then the people you need to call are the police.
are you sure?	Uh-huh I'm sure. I've killed someone! OH MY GOD I'VE ACTUALLY KILLED SOMEONE!
laura i think i just killed somebody.	Are you sure?
yes, hi i'm laura, i'm a trained counselor. how can i help you.	Laura I think I just killed somebody.
hello?	Yes, hi I'm Laura, I'm a trained counselor. How can I help you.
find her you dipshit!	I can't... I'm bad off, Billy. You cut too deep.
i don't know billy but i'm hurtin'.	Where the fuck did she go?
she can't get both of us.	Odds are -- she'll miss anyway.
i thought she was dead.	She looked dead. Still does.
it's on the table.	No, it's not.
that's it, billy. i can't take any more. i'm feeling woozy.	Get the gun. I'll untie Pops.
and then he killed you and then shoots himself in the head. it's a perfect ending.	Everyone dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel. Let's face it, these days -- you gotta have a sequel.
except for me and billy... we were left for dead...	And then he killed you and then shoots himself in the head. It's a perfect ending.
what if your father snapped? your mom's anniversary set him off and he went on a murder spree, killing everyone...	Except for me and Billy... we were left for dead...
ready?	Yeah...
you know what time it is, sid? it's after midnight. it's your mother's anniversary. we killed her exactly one year ago today.	Ready?
this is the best part, sid. billy's got it all figured out. why do you think we kept your father alive so long? why did we save you for last?	You know what time it is, Sid? It's after midnight. It's your mother's anniversary. We killed her exactly one year ago today.
think about it. on the off chance i get caught -- a motive like that could divide a jury for years, don't you think?. you took my mother, so i took yours. big sympathy factor. maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior. it certainly fucked you up. it made you have sex with a psychopath.	That's right and now that you're no longer a virgin. You gotta die -- those are the rules.
nope.	And did they really ever explain why Hannibal Lecter liked to eat people? Don't think so. You see, it's scarier when there's no motive, Sid.
tell that to cotton weary. you wouldn't believe how easy it was to frame him.	Yeah, we just watched a few movies. Took a few notes. It was fun.
it's an easy game. we ask you a question. if you get it wrong -- you die.	And if you get it right -- you die.
you have to play, sid. don't want to disappoint your dad. he's been waiting around all night.	It's an easy game. We ask you a question. If you get it wrong -- you die.
where ya going? it's not over yet. we've got one more surprise -- stu, i believe it's your turn.	Oh yeah.
dude. what are you doing here?	I was hoping Sid and I could talk.
you ready to party hard tonight?	You know it.
oh...	You ready to party hard tonight?
because i'm trying to build your self-esteem. you're far too sensitive.	Oh...
i was just asking. why are you always at me?	Because I'm trying to build your self-esteem. You're far too sensitive.
duh... that's quick.	I was just asking. Why are you always at me?
so you gonna try and make up with sid?	Duh... that's quick.
thanks, butt wart. you did good.	So you gonna try and make up with Sid?
piece of cake. she'll be there.	Thanks, butt wart. You did good.
how'd you do?	Piece of cake. She'll be there.
you open your mouth and stupidity pours out.	Sorry.
owwww...	You open your mouth and stupidity pours out.
i didn't kill anybody.	No one's saying you did.
it's called tact, you fuckrag.	Sorry.
what? she asked.	It's called tact, you fuckrag.
no, i didn't. i didn't kill anyone, sheriff.	We're gonna have to keep you, Billy. The governor's got SBI, FBI, and god knows who else on their way down here.
did you ride past casey becker's house?	No, I didn't. I didn't kill anyone, Sheriff.
yes, sir.	And last night? Sidney said you crawled through her window last night too?
you rode your bike out there?	Yes, sir.
i just wanted to see her, that's all.	You rode your bike out there?
thank you, hank. we're on it. what were you doing out at sidney's tonight?	I just wanted to see her, that's all.
i'm gonna rip you up bitch. just like your slut whore mother.	Gotta find me first, you pansy-assed Mama's boy.
you bitch -- where the fuck are you?	Not so fast. We're gonna play a little game. It's called GUESS WHO JUST CALLED THE POLICE AND REPORTED YOUR SORRY MOTHERFUCKING ASS?
are you alone in the house?	You bitch -- where the fuck are you?
hello?	Are you alone in the house?
stop it!	Got the ending figured out yet? Time's running out.
jesus... fuck, that hurt.	Stop it!
i don't understand...	We did your mom a favor, Sid. The woman was a slut bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.
why did you kill my mother?	Why? WHY? Did you hear that, Stu? I think she wants a motive. Hmmm... I don't really believe in motives, Sid. I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive?
fuck you.	We already played that game. You lost, remember?
it's called guess how i'm going to die!	Fuck you.
no! don't believe him.	It's okay. Give me the gun.
i thought you were...	I'm alright. Gotta... get... help.
you don't still think it was me?	No, but if it were you, that would have been a very clever way to throw me off track. Using your one phone call to call me so I wouldn't think it was you.
uh-huh.	You don't still think it was me?
yeah... and when i called no one answered.	Uh-huh.
no, sheriff burke called your dad. i saw him.	Yeah... and when I called no one answered.
i called my dad.	No, Sheriff Burke called your dad. I saw him.
when you're arrested -- you're allowed one phone call? who did you call?	I called my dad.
what?	When you're arrested -- you're allowed one phone call? Who did you call?
who did you call?	What?
are you serious?	Yeah... I think so.
you heard me.	Are you serious?
what?	You heard me.
or even a good porno.	What?
sshh... it's okay.	Or even a good porno.
i wanna let go. i do...	Ssshh... everything's gonna be okay. I promise.
sure it is, sid. it's all a movie. life's one great big movie. only you can't pick your genre.	I wanna let go. I do...
but this is life. this isn't a movie.	Sure it is, Sid. It's all a movie. Life's one great big movie. Only you can't pick your genre.
sure it does. it's like jodie foster in silence of the lambs when she kept having flashbacks of her dead father.	But this is life. This isn't a movie.
everytime i get close to you i see my mom. i know it doesn't make sense.	Sure it does. It's like Jodie Foster in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS when she kept having flashbacks of her dead father.
oh sidney...	Everytime I get close to you I see my mom. I know it doesn't make sense.
i think in some weird analytical, psychological bullshit way i'm scared i'm gonna turn out just like her, you know? like the bad seed or something...	Oh Sidney...
but you're right -- enough is enough. i can't wallow in the grief process forever and i can't keep lying to myself about who my mom was.	I think in some weird analytical, psychological bullshit way I'm scared I'm gonna turn out just like her, you know? Like the bad seed or something...
you lost your mom...	But you're right -- enough is enough. I can't wallow in the grief process forever and I can't keep lying to myself about who my mom was.
no, billy. i'm the one who's been selfish and self-absorbed with all of my post traumatic stress.	You lost your mom...
so... i'm sorry. i've been a selfish shit and i'm sorry.	No, Billy. I'm the one who's been selfish and self-absorbed with all of my post traumatic stress.
so...	So... I'm sorry. I've been a selfish shit and I'm sorry.
subtlety, stu. look it up.	It's okay. We need to talk.
your parents split up. it's not the same thing. your mom left town, she's not in a coffin somewhere.	You have to move on, Sid.
when are you gonna let that go, sid? when my mom left my dad -- i just accepted it. this is the way it is. she's not coming back.	Your parents split up. It's not the same thing. Your mom left town, she's not in a coffin somewhere.
tomorrow. one year tomorrow.	When are you gonna let that go, Sid? When my mom left my dad -- I just accepted it. This is the way it is. She's not coming back.
it's been a year since she died.	Tomorrow. One year tomorrow.
no, it's me, billy. i need time. i'm still adjusting to my mom.	It's been a year since she died.
is it the sex thing? am i being too pushy?	No, it's me, Billy. I need time. I'm still adjusting to my mom.
no...	Is it the sex thing? Am I being too pushy?
then what is it? is there somebody else?	No...
you know that's not true.	Then what is it? Is there somebody else?
understand what? that i got a girlfriend who would rather accuse me of being a psychopathic killer than touch me.	You know that's not true.
i'm so sorry... please understand.	Understand what? That I got a girlfriend who would rather accuse me of being a psychopathic killer than touch me.
see, it couldn't have been me. i was in jail, remember?	I'm so sorry... please understand.
i know. he called again last night at tatum's house.	See, it couldn't have been me. I was in jail, remember?
the police say i scared him off. it wasn't me, sid.	I know. He called again last night at Tatum's house.
no... i don't... it's just... oh god, billy, someone was there, someone tried to kill me.	The police say I scared him off. It wasn't me, Sid.
jesus, shit!	Hey, hey, it's just me.
i heard screaming. the door was locked. are you okay...	He's here. He's trying to kill me...
oh billy... please... god...	I heard screaming. The door was locked. Are you okay...
would you settle for a pg-13 relationship?	What's that?
you know what my dad will do to you?	I'm going... I'm going.
so you thought you could sneak in my window and we would have a little bump-bump.	No, no. I wouldn't dream of breaking your underwear rule. I just thought we might do some on top of the clothes stuff.
yeah, it was edited for tv. all the good stuff was cut out and i started thinking about us and how two years ago, we started off kinda hot and heavy, a nice solid "r" rating on our way to an nc17. and how things have changed and, lately, we're just sot of... edited for television.	So you thought you could sneak in my window and we would have a little bump-bump.
oh it did?	Yeah, it was edited for TV. All the good stuff was cut out and I started thinking about us and how two years ago, we started off kinda hot and heavy, a nice solid "R" rating on our way to an NC17. And how things have changed and, lately, we're just sot of... edited for television.
and i was home, bored, watching television, the exorcist was on and it got me thinking of you.	Oh it did?
now that it's out of your system.	And I was home, bored, watching television, THE EXORCIST was on and it got me thinking of you.
it just occurred to me that i've never snuck through your bedroom window.	Now that it's out of your system.
what are you doing here?	It just occurred to me that I've never snuck through your bedroom window.
close call.	What are you doing here?
my dad's in the other room.	I'll only stay a sec.
you sleep in that?	My dad's in the other room.
what are you doing here?	You sleep in THAT?
i'm sorry. don't hate me.	What are you doing here?
billy? what the...	I'm sorry. Don't hate me.
don't make me... i can't... i won't.	Your call.
there are two doors to your house. a front door and a back one. if you answer correctly -- you live.	Don't make me... I can't... I won't.
what?	There are two doors to your house. A front door and a back one. If you answer correctly -- you live.
what door am i at?	What?
answer the question and i will.	What door am I at?
...leave me alone... please...	Answer the question and I will.
you tricked me...	Lucky, for you there's a bonus round. But poor Steve... I'm afraid... he's out.
then you should know jason's mother -- mrs. vorhees was the original killer. jason didn't show up until the sequel.	You tricked me...
it was jason. i saw that goddamned movie twenty times. it was jason.	Then you should know Jason's MOTHER -- Mrs. Vorhees was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel.
afraid not.	It was Jason. I saw that goddamned movie twenty times. It was Jason.
no it's not. it was jason.	Afraid not.
i'm sorry. that's the wrong answer.	No it's not. It was Jason.
...please... no...	Name the killer in FRIDAY THE 13TH.
then answer the question. same category.	...please... no...
please go away! leave us alone!	Then answer the question. Same category.
but you're doing so well.	Please go away! Leave us alone!
noooo....	But you're doing so well.
now for the real question.	NOOOO....
yes!	Now for the real question.
michael... michael myers.	YES!
what's his name?	I can't think.
please..stop...	What's his name?
come on, yes you do.	Please..stop...
i don't know...	Come on, yes you do.
come on. it's you favorite scary movie, remember? he had a white mask, he stalked the baby-sitters.	I don't know...
no...	Come on. It's you favorite scary movie, remember? He had a white mask, he stalked the baby-sitters.
name the killer in halloween.	No...
don't do this. i can't...	Name the killer in HALLOWEEN.
i'll even give you a warm up question.	Don't do this. I can't...
...please...	I'll even give you a warm up question.
it's an easy category. movie trivia.	...please...
no... please.	It's an easy category. Movie trivia.
come on. it'll be fun.	No... please.
please don't do this...	Come on. It'll be fun.
what kind of game?	Turn off the light.
which is it?	What kind of game?
nooo!	Which is it?
then he dies. right now.	NOOO!
no...	Then he dies. Right now.
i wanna play a game.	No...
why are you doing this?	I wanna play a game.
that all depends on you.	Why are you doing this?
please don't hurt him.	That all depends on you.
guess.	Please don't hurt him.
where are you?	Guess.
how do you know his name?	Go to the back door and turn on the porch light -- again.
his name wouldn't be steve, would it?	How do you know his name?
so you better leave.	His name wouldn't be Steve, would it?
i believe you...	So you better leave.
i'm telling you the truth. i lied before...	I believe you...
i'm getting scared.	I'm telling you the truth. I lied before...
i swear it. and he's big and plays football and will beat the shit out of you.	I'm getting scared.
sure...	I swear it. And he's big and plays football and will beat the shit out of you.
i lied. i do have a boyfriend and he'll be here any second and your ass better be gone.	Sure...
i thought you didn't have a boyfriend.	I lied. I do have a boyfriend and he'll be here any second and your ass better be gone.
my boyfriend will be here any second and he'll be pissed when i tell him...	I thought you didn't have a boyfriend.
or else what?	My boyfriend will be here any second and he'll be pissed when I tell him...
look, enough is enough. you had your fun now you better leave me alone or else.	Or else what?
what do you want?	TO SEE WHAT YOUR INSIDES LOOK LIKE.
they'd never make it in time.	What do you want?
i'm two seconds from calling the police.	They'd never make it in time.
more of a game, really.	I'm two seconds from calling the police.
is this some kind of a joke?	More of a game, really.
no, you listen, you little bitch. if you hang up on me again i'll gut you like a fish. understand?	Is this some kind of a joke?
listen, asshole...	NO, YOU LISTEN, YOU LITTLE BITCH. IF YOU HANG UP ON ME AGAIN I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH. UNDERSTAND?
no-bored.	Listen, asshole...
you getting scared?	No-bored.
dial someone else, okay?	You getting scared?
to talk.	Dial someone else, okay?
what do you want?	To talk.
i told you not to hang up on me.	What do you want?
yes?	I told you not to hang up on me.
don't...	Yes?
gotta go.	Don't...
don't hang up on me.	Gotta go.
nah, i don't think so...	Don't hang up on me.
wait... i thought we were gonna go out.	Nah, I don't think so...
i have to go now.	Wait... I thought we were gonna go out.
what do you think i said?	I have to go now.
that's not what you said.	What do you think I said?
i want to now who i'm talking to.	That's not what you said.
what did you say?	I want to now who I'm talking to.
because i want to know who i'm looking at.	What did you say?
why do you want to know my name?	Because I want to know who I'm looking at.
you never told me your name.	Why do you want to know my name?
no.	You never told me your name.
maybe. do you have a boyfriend?	No.
why? you wanna ask me out?	Maybe. Do you have a boyfriend?
so, you gotta boyfriend?	Why? You wanna ask me out?
the first one was, but the rest sucked.	So, you gotta boyfriend?
freddy -- that's right. i liked that movie. it was scary.	The first one was, but the rest sucked.
yeah... freddy krueger.	Freddy -- that's right. I liked that movie. It was scary.
is that the one where the guy had knives for fingers?	Yeah... Freddy Krueger.
uh... nightmare on elm street.	Is that the one where the guy had knives for fingers?
guess.	Uh... NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET.
uh... halloween. you know, the one with the guy with the white mask who just sorta walks around and stalks the baby sitters. what's yours?	Guess.
you have to have a favorite.	Uh... HALLOWEEN. You know, the one with the guy with the white mask who just sorta walks around and stalks the baby sitters. What's yours?
i don't know.	You have to have a favorite.
what's your favorite scary movie?	I don't know.
uh-huh.	What's your favorite scary movie?
do you like scary movies?	Uh-huh.
just some scary movie.	Do you like scary movies?
really? what?	Just some scary movie.
i'm getting ready to watch a video.	Really? What?
i only eat popcorn at the movies.	I'm getting ready to watch a video.
uh-huh.	I only eat popcorn at the movies.
you're making popcorn?	Uh-huh.
popcorn.	You're making popcorn?
what's that noise?	Popcorn.
i don't think so.	What's that noise?
you tell me your name, i'll tell you mine.	I don't think so.
who is this?	You tell me your name, I'll tell you mine.
why don't you want to talk to me?	Who is this?
hello.	Why don't you want to talk to me?
they've got 900 numbers for that. seeya.	Hello.
i want to talk to you for a second.	They've got 900 numbers for that. Seeya.
what?	I want to talk to you for a second.
wait, wait, don't hang up.	What?
you're forgiven. bye now.	Wait, wait, don't hang up.
to apologize.	You're forgiven. Bye now.
so why did you dial it again?	To apologize.
i'm sorry. i guess i dialed the wrong number.	So why did you dial it again?
hello.	I'm sorry. I guess I dialed the wrong number.
it happens. take it easy.	Hello.
do i?	It happens. Take it easy.
i think you have the wrong number.	Do I?
i don't know.	I think you have the wrong number.
what number are you trying to reach?	I don't know.
what number is this?	What number are you trying to reach?
who are you trying to reach?	What number is this?
who is this?	Who are you trying to reach?
yes.	Who is this?
i'll call for backup.	I'll get my camera.
sidney's father?	We gotta get back. Jesus. He's here. What the fuck is he doing here?
shit. it's neil prescott's car.	Sidney's father?
people treat me like the antichrist of television journalism.	I don't think you're so bad.
what about gale weathers? i sound like a meteorologist...	People treat me like the Antichrist of television journalism.
nah... it's just this town's way of not taking me serious.	What about Gale Weathers? I sound like a meteorologist...
i like it. it's... sexy.	Nah... it's just this town's way of not taking me serious.
dwight. dewey was something i got stuck with a long time ago.	I like it. It's... sexy.
so is dewey your real name?	Dwight. Dewey was something I got stuck with a long time ago.
can i bring kenny?	NO! I mean... I should probably take just you.
ma'am, i am the deputy of this town.	Can I bring Kenny?
i'd love to. if you're sure it's alright?	Ma'am, I am the Deputy of this town.
a car was spotted in the bushes a little ways up the road.	I'd love to. If you're sure it's alright?
what kind of lead?	A car was spotted in the bushes a little ways up the road.
sheriff just radioed me. i'm gonna check out a possible lead. thought you might like to join me.	What kind of lead?
keeping an eye on things. checking the place out.	Mind if I join you?
then what are you doing here?	Keeping an eye on things. Checking the place out.
not much story here. just a bunch of kids cutting loose.	Then what are you doing here?
you never know when or where a story will break.	Not much story here. Just a bunch of kids cutting loose.
what brings you out to these parts?	You never know when or where a story will break.
deputy... good evening.	What brings you out to these parts?
evening, ma'am.	Deputy... good evening.
i just turned 25. i was 24 for a whole year.	You are precious. Please, call me Gale.
am i keeping you? i'm sorry.	That's quite alright. If I may say so, ma'am, you're much prettier in person.
if you'll excuse me, ma'am.	Am I keeping you? I'm sorry.
we haven't ruled out that possibil...	If you'll excuse me, ma'am.
he's not a suspect, is he?	We haven't ruled out that possibil...
no, not yet.	He's not a suspect, is he?
really? you small town guys are good. and have you located sidney's father?	No, not yet.
we're tracking the cellular phone bill.	Really? You small town guys are good. And have you located Sidney's father?
well, we can hope, can't we? we certainly don't have any leads. a ghost mask, a cellular phone -- not much there.	We're tracking the cellular phone bill.
serial killer is not really accurate, ma'am. the killer has yet to strike twice.	Well, we can hope, can't we? We certainly don't have any leads. A ghost mask, a cellular phone -- not much there.
boy, you people sure do make fuss over a serial killer.	Serial killer is not really accurate, ma'am. The killer has yet to strike twice.
i'm twenty-five years old, ma'am.	Twenty-five, huh? In a demographic study I proved to be most popular amongst males, 11-24. I just missed you. Of course, you don't look a day over twelve, except in the upper torso area. Does the force require that you work out?
i know, i should be in new york covering the sharon stone stalker but who knew? please, call me gale. you look awfully young to be a police officer.	I'm twenty-five years old, ma'am.
you're not supposed to be here, ma'am.	I know, I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker but who knew? Please, call me Gale. You look awfully young to be a police officer.
and why is that? has something happened?	You're not supposed to be here, ma'am.
well... uh... yes ma'am. for the time being.	And why is that? Has something happened?
productive. so they're closing down the school?	Well... uh... yes ma'am. For the time being.
i know who you are, ma'am. how's the eye?	Productive. So they're closing down the school?
hi! gale weathers. field correspondent, inside story.	I know who you are, ma'am. How's the eye?
what is she doing here?	She's with me. I just wanted to check on things.
sorry, police orders. i'll stay out of the way, i promise.	Shit.
no, dewey. you'll ruin the whole night.	Sorry, police orders. I'll stay out of the way, I promise.
a party? mom's gonna kill you. then me.	Don't be so self-righteous. It's just a little blow out -- we'll be perfectly safe.
what did mama tell you? when i wear this badge you treat me like a man of the law.	I'm sorry, Deputy Dewey-boy but we're ready to go.
hey... dewey. can we go now?	Hold up a sec...
does mom know?	Yes, you doofus.
oh, god, sid, i'm sorry i was late.	You can't be here, Tatum. This is an official crime scene.
what are you doing here?	Oh, God, Sid, I'm sorry I was late.
should i be worried?	Not yet.
afraid not.	Should I be worried?
have they found my father?	Afraid not.
yeah.	Looks like I'm your personal bodyguard tonight, Sid.
you girls ready.	Yeah.
i see you as a young meg ryan myself.	Thanks, Dewey. But with my luck they'd cast Tori Spelling.
god, look at this place, it's the town that dreaded sundown.	Hey, I saw that movie. True story, 'bout some killer in Texas.
i know. we're checking every cellular account in the county. any calls made to you or casey becker are being cross-referenced. it's gonna take time but we'll find him.	And my Dad? Any word on him?
somebody called me, dewey. i'm not making it up.	I know. We're checking every cellular account in the county. Any calls made to you or Casey Becker are being cross-referenced. It's gonna take time but we'll find him.
billy was released. his cellular bill was clean. he didn't make those calls.	Somebody called me, Dewey. I'm not making it up.
any word on my dad?	Not yet, but we're looking. If you need anything...
i don't know. i guess.	We'll find him, Sid. Don't worry.
he's not registered. could he have gone to another hotel?	I don't know. I guess.
at the airport.	He's not registered. Could he have gone to another hotel?
you're sure it was the hilton?	At the airport.
did you reach my dad?	You're sure it was the Hilton?
you gonna be able to come down to the station and talk to us a bit?	...yeah...
watch her. don't let on -- just keep your eyes out.	Yes, sir.
she'll be with her friends over at stu maker's tonight.	Watch her. Don't let on -- just keep your eyes out.
hold off for now. just stay close to her.	She'll be with her friends over at Stu Maker's tonight.
she's with my sister. should i bring her in?	Hold off for now. Just stay close to her.
he'd have to be crazy. where's sidney?	She's with my sister. Should I bring her in?
you think he could still be in town?	He'd have to be crazy. Where's Sidney?
they believe he's out of state by now. we'll keep roadblocks and curfew in effect through the night. if he's not picked up by morning -- we'll do a house to house.	You think he could still be in town?
have you contacted the bureau?	They believe he's out of state by now. We'll keep roadblocks and curfew in effect through the night. If he's not picked up by morning -- we'll do a house to house.
there's more. guess what tomorrow is? the anniversary of his wife's death. it all fits. he's our man.	Have you contacted the bureau?
couldn't his cellular number have been cloned?	There's more. Guess what tomorrow is? The anniversary of his wife's death. It all fits. He's our man.
listen up, dewey, because it's bad. real bad. aircomp just faxed us. the calls were listed to neil prescott -- sidney's father. he made the calls with his cellular phone. it's confirmed.	Couldn't his cellular number have been cloned?
keeping my eye on sidney.	Listen up, Dewey, because it's bad. Real bad. Aircomp just faxed us. The calls were listed to Neil Prescott -- Sidney's father. He made the calls with his cellular phone. It's confirmed.
dewey! where the hell you been, boy?	Keeping my eye on Sidney.
she's okay. looks like some boys were teasing her. himbry's shutting down the school though. i want you to take look around.	Yes, sir, sheriff.
she staying with you?	We haven't located her Dad yet.
they're pulling loomis' account. but it'll be morning before we see something. you think he did it?	Twenty years ago I woulda said not a chance. But these kids today... damn if I know.
what about the cellular phone bill?	They're pulling Loomis' account. But it'll be morning before we see something. You think he did it?
that ghost mask is sold at both kroger's and walmart. neither of which keep purchase records.	What about the cellular phone bill?
she's tough.	Have to be. The shit she's gone through.
how is she?	She's tough.
drive by patrol.	How is she?
what were you doing out here?	Drive by patrol.
i was first to respond.	What were you doing out here?
hank loomis' kid? aw... jesus...	He's her boyfriend.
we got him, sheriff. billy loomis.	Hank Loomis' kid? Aw... Jesus...
it's deputy riley today, sid.	How is everything?
casey! casey!	Not my daughter... not my...
i can hear her. oh mother of god, i can hear her.	Casey! Casey!
where is she?	I can hear her. Oh Mother of God, I can hear her.
casey? where are you honey? call the police, goddamnit.	The phone's dead.
call the police.	Casey? Where are you honey? Call the police, goddamnit.
where is she?	Call the police.
casey? casey?	Where is she?
what is it? where's casey?	Casey? Casey?
jesus...	What is it? Where's Casey?
i told you to send it back.	Jesus...
that fish smelled strong.	I told you to send it back.
about thirty seconds.	As long as it records I don't give a shit. We're not doing a remote.
what's the delay?	About thirty seconds.
the control board's glitched. you know we can't carry a live picture.	What's the delay?
prep the compact, we'll hide it in a window and tape all of tonight's festivities.	The control board's glitched. You know we can't carry a live picture.
what's the plan?	Prep the compact, we'll hide it in a window and tape all of tonight's festivities.
but it's so much easier when we make it up.	Not this time. I owe Cotton that much. Hell, even I thought that man was guilty.
if i'm gonna blow this up -- i need hard proof.	But it's so much easier when we make it up.
when did that ever stop you? you can't sit on this. this is huge.	If I'm gonna blow this up -- I need hard proof.
no, not so fast. we have nothing concrete.	When did that ever stop you? You can't sit on this. This is huge.
you want to go live?	No, not so fast. We have nothing concrete.
jesus christ! an innocent man on death row. a killer still on the loose. kenny, tell me i'm dreaming.	You want to go live?
what? what?	Jesus! The camera-hurry!
i saw him leaving wearing it.	But couldn't it have been someone else you saw wearing that coat? The same person who planted it in Cotton's car, framing him? The same person who really killed your mother?
he was drunk that night. he left his coat at your house, after your mother seduced him...	I saw him leaving wearing it.
he's lying. she wouldn't have touched him. he raped her, then butchered her. her blood was all over his coat.	He was drunk that night. He left his coat at your house, after your mother seduced him...
not one word. he admits to having sex with your mother but that's all.	He's lying. She wouldn't have touched him. He raped her, then butchered her. Her blood was all over his coat.
has his story changed?	Not one word. He admits to having sex with your mother but that's all.
many times.	Has his story changed?
have you talked to cotton?	Many times.
i think you falsely identified him. yes.	Have you talked to Cotton?
during the trial, you did all those stories about me. you called me a liar.	I think you falsely identified him. Yes.
he was convicted in a court of law. your testimony put him away. it doesn't matter what i think.	During the trial, you did all those stories about me. You called me a liar.
do you still think he's innocent?	He was convicted in a court of law. Your testimony put him away. It doesn't matter what I think.
what is your problem? you got what you wanted. cotton weary is in jail. they're gonna gas him. a book is not gonna change that.	Do you still think he's innocent?
and it had to be you with all your lies and bullshit theories.	What is your problem? You got what you wanted. Cotton Weary is in jail. They're gonna gas him. A book is not gonna change that.
your mother's murder was last year's hottest court case. somebody was gonna write a book about it.	And it had to be you with all your lies and bullshit theories.
you owe my mother.	Your mother's murder was last year's hottest court case. Somebody was gonna write a book about it.
i owe you shit.	You owe my mother.
please. you owe me.	I owe you shit.
forget it.	Please. You owe me.
off the record. no cameras.	Forget it.
kenny. camera. now.	Off the record. No cameras.
i want to talk to you.	Kenny. Camera. Now.
just stay back.	I want to talk to you.
i'm not here to fight.	Just stay back.
i'll look for it.	I'll send you a copy.
it'll be out later this year.	I'll look for it.
how's the book?	It'll be out later this year.
yes, that's right.	How's the book?
it's okay, tatum. she's just doing her job. right, gale?	Yes, that's right.
where do you get this shit?	Ricki Lake.
and it fucked her up royally. think about it. it makes perfect sense. her mom's death leaves her distraught and hostile at a cruel and inhumane world, she's disillusioned, where's god, etc. completely suicidal. and one day she snaps. she wants to kill herself but realizes teen suicide is out this year. and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.	Where do you get this shit?
cut some slack. she watched her mom get butchered.	And it fucked her up royally. Think about it. It makes perfect sense. Her mom's death leaves her distraught and hostile at a cruel and inhumane world, she's disillusioned, where's God, etc. Completely suicidal. And one day she snaps. She wants to kill herself but realizes teen suicide is out this year. And homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.
please, it's common knowledge. her mother was a trollop.	Cut some slack. She watched her mom get butchered.
you're evil.	Please, it's common knowledge. Her mother was a trollop.
maybe she's a slut just like her mom.	You're evil.
why would sidney want to be with steve? she has her own bubble-butt boyfriend billy.	Maybe she's a slut just like her mom.
maybe she was hot for steve and killed them both in a jealous rage.	Why would Sidney want to be with Steve? She has her own bubble-butt boyfriend Billy.
and why would she do that?	Maybe she was hot for Steve and killed them both in a jealous rage.
what if she did it? what if sidney killed casey and steve?	And why would she do that?
for attention. the girl has some serious issues.	What if she did it? What if Sidney killed Casey and Steve?
why would she lie about it?	For attention. The girl has some serious issues.
she was never attacked. i think she made it all up.	Why would she lie about it?
looks like you fingered the wrong guy... again.	Who are you?
leavemealone!	Looks like you fingered the wrong guy... again.
poor billy-boyfriend. an innocent guy doesn't stand a chance with you.	LEAVEMEALONE!
hello?	Hello Sidney.
good try, randy. tell tatum to hurry. bye now.	If you hang up, you'll die just like your mother.
what am i doing?	Good try, Randy. Tell Tatum to hurry. Bye now.
uh-huh.	What am I doing?
can you see me right now?	Uh-huh.
right here.	Can you see me right now?
so where are you?	Right here.
why would you call me from my front porch?	That's the original part.
your front porch.	Why would you call me from my front porch?
so where are you?	Your front porch.
the question is not who am i. the question is where am i?	So where are you?
so who are you?	The question is not who am I. The question is where am I?
maybe that's because i'm not randy.	So who are you?
that is so unoriginal. you disappoint me, randy.	Maybe that's because I'm not Randy.
are you alone in the house?	That is so unoriginal. You disappoint me, Randy.
because they're all the same. it's always some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl -- who can't act -- who always runs up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. they're ridiculous.	Are you alone in the house?
and why is that?	Because they're all the same. It's always some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl -- who can't act -- who always runs up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. They're ridiculous.
don't start. you know i don't watch that shit.	And why is that?
what's your favorite scary movie?	Don't start. You know I don't watch that shit.
i like that thing you're doing with your voice, randy. it's sexy.	What's your favorite scary movie?
do you like scary movies, sidney?	I like that thing you're doing with your voice, Randy. It's sexy.
aha, randy, you gave yourself away. are you calling from work? tatum's on her way over.	Do you like scary movies, Sidney?
scary night, isn't it? with the murders and all, it's like right out of a horror movie or something.	Aha, Randy, you gave yourself away. Are you calling from work? Tatum's on her way over.
i have no idea.	Scary night, isn't it? With the murders and all, it's like right out of a horror movie or something.
have a good trip.	Sleep tight, sweetie.
...so call if you need me.	Got it.
...out at the airport...	...so call if you need me.
no? oh, well... i'm hitting the sack. my flight leaves first thing in the morning. now the expo runs all weekend so i won't be back til sunday. there's cash on the table and i'll be staying at the raleigh hilton...	...out at the airport...
no you didn't.	No? Oh, well... I'm hitting the sack. My flight leaves first thing in the morning. Now the expo runs all weekend so I won't be back til Sunday. There's cash on the table and I'll be staying at the Raleigh Hilton...
i heard screaming.	No you didn't.
can you knock?	I heard screaming.
are you okay?	Can you knock?
i thought blockbuster fired you.	Twice.
working, thank you.	I thought Blockbuster fired you.
fuck you, nut case. where were you last night?	Working, thank you.
oooooh... before or after he sliced and diced.	Fuck you, nut case. Where were you last night?
stu was with me last night.	Oooooh... before or after he sliced and diced.
only if it's a nice meg ryan movie.	You got it.
don't come any closer.	Listen to me, Sid. I found Tatum. She's dead, she's been killed... I think Stu did it.
don't shoot. it's me.	Don't come any closer.
stop. right there.	Don't shoot. It's me.
the fog, terror train, prom night -- how come jamie lee curtis is in all these movies?	She's the Scream Queen.
come on, sid. give me the gun.	No, Sid.
don't listen to him. it's him. he's the one.	Come on, Sid. Give me the gun.
his movie nut mind has snapped, sid. he's gone psycho.	Don't listen to him. It's him. He's the one.
yeah.	I'll be right back.
wanna another beer?	Yeah.
there are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. for instance: 1. you can never have sex. the minute you get a little nookie -- you're as good as gone. sex always equals death. 2. never drink or do drugs. the sin factor. it's an extension of number one. and 3. never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "i'll be right back."	Wanna another beer?
i wanna see jamie lee's breasts. when do we see jamie lee's breasts?	Not until TRADING PLACES in '83. Jamie Lee was always the virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits until she went legit.
there goes my chance with sid.	Like you had one.
he came to make up.	There goes my chance with Sid.
what's leatherface doing here?	He came to make up.
we could be like two grief stricken students and we'll say really nice things about our good friends who were slaughtered senselessly.	I can cry on cue.
i thought everything was checked out.	I had 'em hid in the foreign section.
and what would be your motive?	It's 1995 -- motives are incidental.
you're absolutely right. i'm the first to admit it. if this were a scary movie, i'd be the prime suspect.	And what would be your motive?
which is you...	So while they're off investigating a dead end, Billy, who's been written off as a suspect, is busy planning his next hunting expedition.
because he's probably dead. his body will come popping out in the last reel somewhere... eyes gauged. see, the police are always off track with this shit, if they'd watch prom night they'd save time. there's formula to it. a very simple one. everyone's always a suspect -- the father, the principal, the town derelict...	Which is you...
i think her father did it. how come they can't find his ass?	Because he's probably dead. His body will come popping out in the last reel somewhere... eyes gauged. See, the police are always off track with this shit, if they'd watch PROM NIGHT they'd save time. There's formula to it. A very simple one. Everyone's always a suspect -- the father, the principal, the town derelict...
could be. now that billy's tried to mutilate her, you think sid would go out with me?	I think her father did it. How come they can't find his ass?
she's saving herself for you.	Could be. Now that Billy's tried to mutilate her, you think Sid would go out with me?
maybe sidney wouldn't have sex with him.	She's saving herself for you.
so what's his reason?	Maybe Sidney wouldn't have sex with him.
there's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. that's the beauty of it all. simplicity. besides, if it's too complicated you lose your target audience.	So what's his reason?
why would he want to kill his own girlfriend?	There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all. Simplicity. Besides, if it's too complicated you lose your target audience.
because, obviously they don't watch enough movies. this is standard horror movie stuff. prom night revisited.	Why would he want to kill his own girlfriend?
the why'd the police let him go?	Because, obviously they don't watch enough movies. This is standard horror movie stuff. PROM NIGHT revisited.
you're such a little lap dog. he's got killer printed all over his forehead.	The why'd the police let him go?
it was all a misunderstanding. he didn't do anything.	You're such a little lap dog. He's got killer printed all over his forehead.
if you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath would you be standing in the horror section?	It was all a misunderstanding. He didn't do anything.
what?	If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath would you be standing in the horror section?
yeah, i'm off early -- curfew you know.  now that's poor taste.	What?
you coming tonight?	Yeah, I'm off early -- curfew you know.  Now that's poor taste.
we had a run in the mass murder section.	You coming tonight?
jesus, this place is packed.	We had a run in the mass murder section.
i'm gonna gut your ass in a second.	Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? I hear they found her liver in the mailbox.
besides --  "takes a man to do something like that."	I'm gonna gut your ass in a second.
what are you saying? that i killed her or something?	It would certainly improve your high school Q.
and are the police aware you dated the victim?	What are you saying? That I killed her or something?
for about two seconds.	Before she dumped him for Steve.
that was an ice pick -- not exactly the same.	Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. Takes a man to do something like that.
so stu, what's your motive? billy's got one. the police are on their way. what are you going to tell them?	Peer pressure... I'm way to sensitive.
the official term is "psychotic".	You'll never get away with this.
you're crazy -- both of you.	The official term is "psychotic".
why are you doing this?	It's all part of the game.
guess, i won't be needing this anymore.	Why are you doing this?
if tatum sees you -- she'll draw blood.	You guys can go up to my parents room? To talk and... whatever.
yeah, okay... whatever.	Cool. See you guys tonight. Bring food.
remember, there's safety in numbers.	Yeah, okay... whatever.
are you serious?	My parents are out of town. It'll be like my hurricane bash last year. Nothing extreme. Just a few of us, hangin'.
and to celebrate this impromptu fall break, i propose we have a party. tonight, my house.	Are you serious?
why are they doing this?	Are you kidding? This is like Christmas.
you heard billy -- shut the fuck up.	Hey, Stu? Didn't you use to date Casey?
there's that sense of humor. i knew it still existed. ohh, sid, let's have some fun tonight.	Deal.
oh, sidney. what? a guy can talk tits til he's dead but the minute you mention an eight inch weenie. watch out.	There's that sense of humor. I knew it still existed. Ohh, Sid, let's have some fun tonight.
tatum!	Oh, Sidney. WHAT? A guy can talk tits til he's dead but the minute you mention an eight inch weenie. Watch out.
watch the show, sid. his basket is bigger than the one you're pushing.	TATUM!
what secret meaning? like a satanical thing?	Watch the show, Sid. His basket is bigger than the one you're pushing.
grant wrote the song himself. i'm convinced the lyrics had a secret meaning, "eight is enough..."	What secret meaning? Like a Satanical thing?
no way.	Grant wrote the song himself. I'm convinced the lyrics had a secret meaning, "Eight is enough..."
during foreplay, i sing the theme song to myself. "eight is enough to fill our lives with love..." it's a real turn on.	No way.
how does that get you in the mood with stu?	During foreplay, I sing the theme song to myself. "Eight is enough to fill our lives with love..." It's a real turn on.
grant goodeve -- the oldest brother on eight is enough. remember that show? he was the one who lived off alone. he would come around every now and then with his guitar and sing "eight is enough to fill our lives with love..." he had all these brain dead sisters and that idiot brother from charles in charge. god, i was in love with grant, he was so hot. the show came on every day after school right during my puberty years. grant goodeve was very instrumental in my maturing as a woman.	How does that get you in the mood with Stu?
who?	Grant Goodeve -- the oldest brother on EIGHT IS ENOUGH. Remember that show? He was the one who lived off alone. He would come around every now and then with his guitar and sing "Eight is enough to fill our lives with love..." He had all these brain dead sisters and that idiot brother from CHARLES IN CHARGE. God, I was in love with Grant, he was so hot. The show came on every day after school right during my puberty years. Grant Goodeve was very instrumental in my maturing as a woman.
with stu, there's little time to stop and reflect. but sometimes before, to relax and get in the mood, i think about grant goodeve.	Who?
what do you think about when you're having sex?	With Stu, there's little time to stop and reflect. But sometimes before, to relax and get in the mood, I think about Grant Goodeve.
billy and his penis don't deserve you.	What do you think about when you're having sex?
but he's been so patient with me, tatum. you know, with all the sex stuff. how many guys would put up with a girlfriend who's sexually anorexic?	Billy and his penis don't deserve you.
you have a few intimacy issues as a result of your mother's untimely death. it's no big deal. you'll thaw out.	But he's been so patient with me, Tatum. You know, with all the sex stuff. How many guys would put up with a girlfriend who's sexually anorexic?
billy's right. whenever he touches me, i just can't relax.	You have a few intimacy issues as a result of your mother's untimely death. It's no big deal. You'll thaw out.
is billy going to be there tonight?	He better not be. I told Stu to keep his mouth shut. I think we can live without EVERYBODY'S ALL AMERICAN for one night.
hey, sid. just think if they make a movie about you. who's gonna play you?	Oh, god...
you're right. i'm cracking up. ignore me.	Come on, let's rock.
don't go there, sid. you're starting to sound like some wes carpenter flick. don't freak yourself out -- we've got a long night ahead of us.	You're right. I'm cracking up. Ignore me.
if i was wrong cotton, then he's still out there.	Don't go there, Sid. You're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick. Don't freak yourself out -- we've got a long night ahead of us.
well... you can only hear that richard gere-gerbil story so many times before you have to start believing it.	If I was wrong Cotton, then he's still out there.
and you believe it?	Well... you can only hear that Richard Gere-gerbil story so many times before you have to start believing it.
it goes further back, sid. there's been talk about other men.	And you believe it?
created by that little tabloid twit gale weathers.	It goes further back, Sid. There's been talk about other men.
you can't prove a rumor. that's why it's a rumor.	Created by that little tabloid twit Gale Weathers.
if they were having an affair how come that cotton couldn't prove it in court?	You can't prove a rumor. That's why it's a rumor.
i didn't say that, sid. but you know there were rumors. your dad was always out of town on business. maybe your mom was a very unhappy woman.	If they were having an affair how come that Cotton couldn't prove it in court?
so you think my mom was a slut too?	I didn't say that, Sid. But you know there were rumors. Your dad was always out of town on business. Maybe your mom was a very unhappy woman.
maybe cotton weary is telling the truth. maybe he was having an affair with your mom.	So you think my mom was a slut too?
i don't know...	Come on. Pathos has it's perks.
this could be good. what do you think, sid?	I don't know...
it was just some sick fuck having a laugh.	It was him, Tatum. I know it.
i bet he's pissed.	Just ignore him. You had good reason to think what you did.
shit, what is he doing here?	I bet he's pissed.
i want you to meet me here right after class, okay?	Shit, what is he doing here?
this is a mistake. i shouldn't be here.	I want you to meet me here right after class, okay?
just relax. you're at school now. no one can get you here.	But if it wasn't Billy it could be anybody. He could be here at school right now.
come on, sid.	Just a sec... I need to talk to someone.
take a message.	It's alright. I'll get it.
he was there, tatum.	I knew this guy was too perfect. He was destined to have a flaw.
do you really think billy did it?	He was there, Tatum.
no, nothing's like it used to be.	Do you really think Billy did it?
just like old times, ain't it?	No, nothing's like it used to be.
just another sleepover at the riley's.	Just like old times, ain't it?
it's okay. she was supposed to pick me up.	Her dad's out of town. She's staying with us.
whatever. just hurry.	Bye.
good, 'cause i wanna swing by blockbuster and get us a video. i was thinkin' tom cruise in all the right moves. you know, if you pause it just right you can see his penis.	Whatever. Just hurry.
i'm not worried.	Good, 'cause I wanna swing by BLOCKBUSTER and get us a video. I was thinkin' Tom Cruise in ALL THE RIGHT MOVES. You know, if you pause it just right you can see his penis.
don't worry. casey and steve didn't bite it til way after ten.	I'm not worried.
it's past seven.	Don't worry. Casey and Steve didn't bite it til way after ten.
practice ran late. i'm on my way.	It's past seven.
thanks, tatum.	Later.
i'll be there by seven. i promise	Thanks, Tatum.
uh-huh, it's just... you know, the police and reporters... it brings it all back.	I'll be there by seven. I promise
yeah, yeah... are you okay?	Uh-huh, it's just... you know, the police and reporters... it brings it all back.
tell your mom i said thanks.	Yeah, yeah... are you okay?
no prob. i'll pick you up after practice.	Tell your mom I said thanks.
you sure i can stay over? my dad won't be back til sunday.	No prob. I'll pick you up after practice.
or a man's mentality.	How do you gut someone?
they think it's school-related?	They don't know. Dewey said this is the worst crime they've ever seen. Even worse than...  Well it's bad. They're bringing in the feds. This is big.
fucking clueless -- they're interrogating the entire school. teachers, students, staff, janitors...	They think it's school-related?
do they know who did it?	Fucking clueless -- they're interrogating the entire school. Teachers, students, staff, janitors...
not anymore. her parents found her hanging from a tree. her insides on the outside.	Do they know who did it?
casey becker? she sits next to me in english.	Not anymore. Her parents found her hanging from a tree. Her insides on the outside.
and not just killed, sid. we're talking splatter movie killed-split open end to end.	Casey Becker? She sits next to me in English.
no way.	And not just killed, Sid. We're talking splatter movie killed-split open end to end.
oh god! you don't know? casey becker and steve forrest were killed last night.	No way.
what happened?	Oh God! You don't know? Casey Becker and Steve Forrest were killed last night.
do you believe this shit?	What happened?
what am i? the beer wench?	Hey, guess who's here? It's that chick from INSIDE STORY?
i got it. tatum get me a beer. they're in the fridge in the garage.	What am I? The beer wench?
with that set of lungs -- she should be.	Tits -- see.
that's mature.	Where you guys been? We had to start without you.
for once, stu, drop it.	Okay, but whatever you did -- the entire student body thanks you.
is this not cool or what? hey, sid, what happened?	For once, Stu, drop it.
you know if i were accused of carving up two people, i'd take the opportunity to skip school.	Hey, go easy, Tatum. He didn't do it.
i thought you dumped her for me.	I did. He's full of shit.
because there's no way a girl could have killed them.	That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female -- BASIC INSTINCT.
hunt? why would they ask if you like to hunt?	I don't know, they just did.
what do you think?	I'm in.
how is it working for a scumbag like this? you proud of yourself?	Ease back, Mills.
he's pissing in our faces again and we're just taking it.	You're wound too tight, Mills.  Let it go.
you don't.  it goes to court now.	He wouldn't just turn himself in.  It doesn't make any sense.
what about the trace on his bank account and the guns?  there must be something to connect him with a past.	So far it's all dead ends.  No credit history.  No employment history.  His bank account's only five years old and it started as cash.  We're even trying to trace his furniture, but for now all we know is he's independently wealth, well educated and totally insane.  We may never know how he got that way.
he cuts off the skin if his fingertips. that's why we can't find a single usable print in the apartment.  he's been doing it for quite a while.  keeps cutting before the papillary line can grow back.	What about the trace on his bank account and the guns?  There must be something to connect him with a past.
thank you.	Go start picking up the pieces.  We'll shuffle some paper and try to get you a new partner.
that's not necessary.  you're in.	Thank you.
how's that?	There's nothing that says I have to work with him.  If Somerset wants out, "goodbye."  Give it to me.
give it to me.	How's that?
i don't have anyone else to give this to, somerset, you know that.  and nobody's going to swap with you.	Give it to me.
i guess... decide for yourself.  i don't know what it says.  i'm going to go.	I'll see you.
i read about it in the paper.	I guess... decide for yourself.  I don't know what it says.  I'm going to go.
he's being arraigned tomorrow.	I read about it in the paper.
they're hoping you stop and say goodbye before you go, but i told them not to expect it.	It would be too hard.
yeah, that's true.	They're hoping you stop and say goodbye before you go, but I told them not to expect it.
we figure you need all the tools you can get to fix up that piece of shit you call a house.	Yeah, that's true.
thank you.  tell them, thank you.	We figure you need all the tools you can get to fix up that piece of shit you call a house.
how you feeling?	I can breathe withour pain now, so I guess I feel great.
well, there he sits.  it's not supposed to make sense.	He's not finished.
it's always been like this.	Really?
i have no understanding of this place anymore.	It's always been like this.
i heard.	I have no understanding of this place anymore.
did you read in the paper today, about the man who was walking his dog?  he was attacked, and his wallet and his watch were taken.  and then, while he was still lying unconscious, his attacker stabbed him with a knife in both eyes.  it happened four blocks from here.	I heard.
you know.	Did you read in the paper today, about the man who was walking his dog?  he was attacked, and his wallet and his watch were taken.  And then, while he was still lying unconscious, his attacker stabbed him with a knife in both eyes.  It happened four blocks from here.
what are you talking about?	You know.
can't you feel it yet?  can't you feel that feeling... ?  you're not going to be a cop anymore.	What are you talking about?
i'll get a job, maybe on a farm.  i'll work on the house.	Can't you feel it yet?  Can't you feel that feeling... ?  You're not going to be a cop anymore.
come on.  what are you going to do with yourself out there?	I'll get a job, maybe on a farm.  I'll work on the house.
good.	Come on.  What are you going to do with yourself out there?
yeah.	Good.
i'm sure everyone's doing their best.	Yeah.
i thought you might want to be filled in.	I'm sure everyone's doing their best.
it's none of my business anymore.	I thought you might want to be filled in.
greed.  it was written in blood.	It's none of my business anymore.
already.	Greed.  It was written in blood.
there was a second.	Already.
no, i haven't heard.	There was a second.
have you heard?	No, I haven't heard.
you've left unfinished business before.	Everything else was taken as close to conclusion as humanly possible.  Also... this shouldn't be his first assignment.
i know what you're thinking, okay?  you don't want to get in bed with this every night, but it's different now.  you're retiring.  in six days you're all the way gone.	You've left unfinished business before.
this can't be my last duty here.  it will go on and on.	I know what you're thinking, okay?  You don't want to get in bed with this every night, but it's different now.  You're retiring.  In six days you're all the way gone.
what's this: "i'm declining this case?"  it don't work that way.	This can't be my last duty here.  It will go on and on.
hey, so gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins.  but, this was a fat guy.  the killer may have felt this was the just best way to torture him. and, writing on the walls happens all the time.  it's like the fashionable thing to do.	One is gluttony.
... envy, sloth, pride and lust.  seven.	Hey, so gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins.  But, this was a fat guy.  The killer may have felt this was the just best way to torture him. And, writing on the walls happens all the time.  It's like the fashionable thing to do.
so what?  this victim...	... envy, sloth, pride and lust.  Seven.
there are seven deadly sins.  gluttony, wrath, greed...	So what?  This victim...
announcing what?	There are seven deadly sins.  Gluttony, wrath, greed...
"dear detectives, long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light." it's the murderer's way of announcing himself.	Announcing what?
who tied her down?  you or him?	He had a gun.  He had a gun... and he made it happen.  He made me do it!  He made me put that... that thing on.  Oh, Christ!  He made me wear it... and... and he told me to fuck her.  He had the gun in my mouth.
she was... she was on the bed.  she was just sitting on the bed.	Who tied her down?  You or him?
where was the prostitute?  where was she?	She was... she was on the bed.  She was just sitting on the bed.
what?  what?	Where was the prostitute?  Where was she?
where was the girl?	What?  What?
and... and... and he said... he asked me if i was married.  and, i could see he had a gun in his hand.	Where was the girl?
put it down.  put it on the ground.	Okay...
this guy paid me five hundred bucks to bring it out here.  he wanted it here at exactly seven o'clock.	Put it down.  Put it on the ground.
who are you?  what are you doing out here?	I'm... I'm just delivering a package.
what the hell's going on?	Who are you?  What are you doing out here?
turn around.  hands on your head!	What the hell's going on?
jesus christ, man, don't shoot me!	Turn around.  Hands on your head!
you didn't know.	NO!
give me the gun.	Her pretty head.
david... please...	I visited your home this morning, after you left.
it's surprising how easily a member of the press can purchase information from the men in your precinct.	David... please...
what time is it?	Why?
what's so exciting?	It's not too far away now.
i mean, at this point, what would it hurt if you told us a little about yourself?	It doesn't matter who I am.  Who I am means absolutely nothing.  You need to turn left here... at the traffic light.
what do you mean?	I mean, at this point, what would it hurt if you told us a little about yourself?
i don't believe it.	Hello.
somerset...	Because I envy your normal life.  Envy is my sin.
what the fuck is going on?	I want you to know, I wish I could have lived like you do.
here he comes.	What the fuck is going on?
you've made a good life for yourself...	Shut up!
i wish i could have been a normal man like you.  i wish i could have a simple life.	What the fuck is going on here?!
just keep leading the way.	It's close.
and, i remember breaking your nose.  you're only alive because i didn't kill you.	Sit back.
i seem to remember knocking on your door.	And, I remember breaking your nose.  You're only alive because I didn't kill you.
tell me what it was that gave me away. what was the piece of evidence you were going to use against me right before i walked up to you and put my hands in the air.	I seem to remember knocking on your door.
really?  just biding your time, then? toying with me.  is that it?  letting five people die until you finally felt like going out and hauling me in?	Tell me what it was that gave me away. What was the piece of evidence you were going to use against me right before I walked up to YOU and put my hands in the air.
we would have gotten you eventually.	Really?  Just biding your time, then? Toying with me.  Is that it?  Letting five people die until you finally felt like going out and hauling me in?
you're going to be remembered, and it's all because of me.  and, the only reason i'm here right now is because i wanted to be.	We would have gotten you eventually.
and, why is that?	You're going to be remembered, and it's all because of me.  And, the only reason I'm here right now is because I wanted to be.
you should be thanking me.	And, why is that?
delusions of grandeur.	You should be thanking me.
a woman... so ugly on the inside that she couldn't bare to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside.  a drug dealer... a drug dealing pederast, actually.  and, don't forget the disease spreading whore.  only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.  that's the point.  you see a deadly sin on almost every street corner, and in every home, literally.  and we tolerate it. because it's common, it seems trivial, and we tolerate, all day long, morning, noon and night.  not anymore.  i'm setting the example, and it's going to be puzzled over and studied and followed, from now on.	Delusions of grandeur.
murderers like you?	A woman... so ugly on the inside that she couldn't bare to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside.  A drug dealer... a drug dealing pederast, actually.  And, don't forget the disease spreading whore.  Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.  That's the point.  You see a deadly sin on almost every street corner, and in every home, literally.  And we tolerate it. Because it's common, it seems trivial, and we tolerate, all day long, morning, noon and night.  Not anymore.  I'm setting the example, and it's going to be puzzled over and studied and followed, from now on.
a woman...	Murderers like you?
murderers?	A woman...
innocent?  is that supposed to be funny? look at the people i killed.  an obese man, a disgusting man who could barely stand up... who if you saw him on the street, you'd point so your friends could mock him along with you.  who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish  your meal.  after him i picked the lawyer.  and, you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one.  this was a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath he could muster... to keeping rapists and murderers on the streets.	Murderers?
you only killed a bunch of innocent people so you could get your rocks off.  that's all.	Innocent?  Is that supposed to be funny? Look at the people I killed.  An obese man, a disgusting man who could barely stand up... who if you saw him on the street, you'd point so your friends could mock him along with you.  Who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish  your meal.  After him I picked the lawyer.  And, you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one.  This was a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath he could muster... to keeping rapists and murderers on the streets.
you wouldn't because you know there are consequences.  it's in those eyes of yours, though... nothing wrong with a man taking pleasure in his work.  i won't deny my own personal desire to turn each sin against the sinner.  i only took their sins to logical conclusions.	You only killed a bunch of innocent people so you could get your rocks off.  That's all.
now... i wouldn't do something like that, johnny.  i like you.  i like you a lot.	You wouldn't because you know there are consequences.  It's in those eyes of yours, though... nothing wrong with a man taking pleasure in his work.  I won't deny my own personal desire to turn each sin against the sinner.  I only took their sins to logical conclusions.
i... i doubt i enjoyed it any more than... detective mills would enjoy some time alone with me in a room without windows.  isn't that true?  how happy would it make you to hurt me, with impunity?	Now... I wouldn't do something like that, Johnny.  I like you.  I like you a lot.
well, i'll be standing beside you the whole time, so you be sure to let me know when this whole, complete reality thing is done.  wouldn't want to miss it.	Oh, don't worry. You won't...
i can't wait for you to see.  i can't wait...  it's really going to be something.	Well, I'll be standing beside you the whole time, so you be sure to let me know when this whole, complete reality thing is done.  Wouldn't want to miss it.
it's going to be flawless.  people will barely be able to comprehend it.  it will seem almost surreal... but it will have a tangible reality, so they won't be able to deny it.	I can't wait for you to see.  I can't wait...  It's really going to be something.
spit it out.	It's going to be flawless.  People will barely be able to comprehend it.  It will seem almost surreal... but it will have a tangible reality, so they won't be able to deny it.
you can't see the whole... the whole complete act yet.  not yet.  but, when this is done, it's going to be... so... so...	Spit it out.
in two months, no one's going to even remember this happened.	You can't see the whole... the whole complete act yet.  Not yet.  But, when this is done, it's going to be... so... so...
you know that's not true.	In two months, no one's going to even remember this happened.
i hate to burst your bubble, but other than the fact that you're especially sadistic, there's nothing unusual about these precious murders of yours.	You know that's not true.
not me.  i'm not special.  i'm not exceptional.  this is, though.  what i'm doing.	I hate to burst your bubble, but other than the fact that you're especially sadistic, there's nothing unusual about these precious murders of yours.
what makes you so special that people should pay attention?	Not me.  I'm not special.  I'm not exceptional.  This is, though.  What I'm doing.
wanting people to pay attention, you can't just tap them on the shoulder.  you have to hit them in the head with a sledgehammer. then, you have their strict attention.	What makes you so special that people should pay attention?
we're not just going to pick up two more bodies, are we, johnny?  that wouldn't be... shocking enough.  wouldn't keep you on the front page of the newspapers.	Wanting people to pay attention, you can't just tap them on the shoulder.  You have to hit them in the head with a sledgehammer. Then, you have their strict attention.
you'll see.	We're not just going to pick up two more bodies, are we, Johnny?  That wouldn't be... shocking enough.  Wouldn't keep you on the front page of the newspapers.
where we headed?	You'll see.
don't do this... please...	Put the gun down, Somerset!
put your gun down!!	Don't do this... please...
i can't let you do this...	Put your gun down!!
tell me it's not true.	I can't let you do this...
throw your weapon, detective!  now!	What did you say?
throw your gun down now!	What are you talking about?  What happened?
wait!	There's no time to discuss it!
stay with him.	Wait!
kiss me on the lips.	Give me a break.
slut.	Kiss me on the lips.
well, i have to tell you...  i think i've fallen in love with you.	Slut.
what is it?	Well, I have to tell you...  I think I've fallen in love with you.
if john doe's head splits open and a u.f.o. flies out, i want you to have expected it.	I will.
no.	I can tell you this.  I recognize his lawyer.  His name's Mark Swarr.
he's only two murders away from finishing his masterpiece, right?  can you even conceive of what's going to happen next?  i mean, can you even imagine how he'll try to finish it?	No.
well... what the fuck, man?	He's only two murders away from finishing his masterpiece, right?  Can you even conceive of what's going to happen next?  I mean, can you even imagine how he'll try to finish it?
you and i are, probably for the first time ever, in total agreement.  he wouldn't just stop.	Well... what the fuck, man?
you know he's fucking us.	You and I are, probably for the first time ever, in total agreement.  He wouldn't just stop.
because he is john doe, by choice.	When do we get to question him?
as soon as this is over, i'm gone.	Big surprise.
no, actually, i wasn't sure at all.	As soon as this is over, I'm gone.
you knew i'd say yes.	No, actually, I wasn't sure at all.
i'm requesting you keep me on as your partner a few more days.  you'd be doing me the favor.	You knew I'd say yes.
you think you're doing me a big favor by staying?	I'm requesting you keep me on as your partner a few more days.  You'd be doing me the favor.
one of two things will happen.  we're either going to get john doe, or he'll finish his series of seven, and this case will go on for years.	You think you're doing me a big favor by staying?
oh, you want to stay now?	One of two things will happen.  We're either going to get John Doe, or he'll finish his series of seven, and this case will go on for years.
he cut her up and dressed the wounds.	Call for help, and you'll live.  But, you'll be disfigured.  Or, put yourself out of your misery.
listen to yourself.  you say, "the problem with people is they don't care, so i don't care about people."  but, you're already here.  you've been here a long time.  so, there's a part of you that knows, even if everything you say is true, none of it matters.	That part of me is dead.
no i'm not!  i'm talking about common, everyday life here.  if you let yourself worry about one thing, you'll worry about the next, and the next, and it never ends. in this place, ignorance isn't just bliss, it's a matter of survival.	Listen to yourself.  You say, "the problem with people is they don't care, so I don't care about people."  But, you're already here.  You've been here a long time.  So, there's a part of you that knows, even if everything you say is true, none of it matters.
you're talking about people who are mentally ill.  you're...	No I'm not!  I'm talking about common, everyday life here.  If you let yourself worry about one thing, you'll worry about the next, and the next, and it never ends. In this place, ignorance isn't just bliss, it's a matter of survival.
wrong!  i sympathize completely, because if you can't win... then, if you don't ignore everything and everyone around you, you... you become like john doe.  it's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it, because it takes so much work to love.  you just have to make sure you don't stop to think about the abuse, and the damage, because you'll risk being sad.  keep ignoring.	You're talking about people who are mentally ill.  You're...
oh, you're so much better than everyone, right?  no one's worthy of you.	Wrong!  I sympathize completely, because if you can't win... then, if you don't ignore everything and everyone around you, you... you become like John Doe.  It's easier to beat a child than it is to raise it, because it takes so much work to love.  You just have to make sure you don't stop to think about the abuse, and the damage, because you'll risk being sad.  Keep ignoring.
it wasn't one thing, if that's what you mean.  i just... i can't live here anymore. i can't live where stupidity is embraced and nurtured as if it were a virtue.	Oh, you're so much better than everyone, right?  No one's worthy of you.
what the fuck is wrong with you?  what burnt you out?	It wasn't one thing, if that's what you mean.  I just... I can't live here anymore. I can't live where stupidity is embraced and nurtured as if it were a virtue.
people don't want a champion.  they just want to keep playing the lottery and eating hamburgers.	What the fuck is wrong with you?  What burnt you out?
you think you're preparing me for the hard times ahead?  you think you're toughening me up?  well, you're not!  you're quitting, fine... but i'm staying.	People don't want a champion.  They just want to keep playing the lottery and eating hamburgers.
why don't you shut the fuck up for a while? you bitch and complain... if i thought like you, i would have slit my wrist already.	You think you're preparing me for the hard times ahead?  You think you're toughening me up?  Well, you're not!  You're quitting, fine... but I'm staying.
just know that in this case there's not going to be any satisfaction.  if we caught john doe and he were the devil himself, if it turned out he were actually satan, then, that might live up to our expectations.  no human being could do these things, right? but, this is not the devil.  it's just a man.	Why don't you shut the fuck up for a while? You bitch and complain... if I thought like you, I would have slit my wrist already.
you follow the law and do the best you can. it's all there.	Just know that in this case there's not going to be any satisfaction.  If we caught John Doe and he were the devil himself, if it turned out he were actually Satan, then, that might live up to our expectations.  No human being could do these things, right? But, this is not the devil.  It's just a man.
where's the victory?	You follow the law and do the best you can. It's all there.
you do your job...	Where's the victory?
you tell me, then... you walk into an apartment, and a man has beaten his wife to death, or the wife murdered the husband, and you have to wash the blood off their children.  you put the killer in jail.  who won?	You do your job...
you're the oldest man i know, somerset.	You tell me, then... you walk into an apartment, and a man has beaten his wife to death, or the wife murdered the husband, and you have to wash the blood off their children.  You put the killer in jail.  Who won?
don't try to focus on things as black and white, because you'll go blind.  there's no winning and losing here.	You're the oldest man I know, Somerset.
how can you say that?  especially after today?	Don't try to focus on things as black and white, because you'll go blind.  There's no winning and losing here.
no.  face it now.  stop thinking it's good guys against bad guys.	How can you say that?  Especially after today?
if we get him, i'll be happy enough.	No.  Face it now.  Stop thinking it's good guys against bad guys.
you know... there's not going to be a happy ending to this.  it's not possible anymore.	If we get him, I'll be happy enough.
one birthday he gave me this brand new hardcover book, "the century of the detective," by jurgen thorwald.  it traced the history of deduction as a science, and it sealed my fate, because it was real, not fiction.  and, that a drop of blood or a piece of hair could solve a crime... it was incredible to me.	You know... there's not going to be a happy ending to this.  It's not possible anymore.
sounds like a father who wanted his son to follow in his footsteps.	One birthday he gave me this brand new hardcover book, "The Century of the Detective," by Jurgen Thorwald.  It traced the history of deduction as a science, and it sealed my fate, because it was real, not fiction.  And, that a drop of blood or a piece of hair could solve a crime... it was incredible to me.
the irony is, after a day of the type of work he did, he'd come home and read me these morbid crime stories.  murders in the rue morgue.  le fanu's green tea.  my mother would give him hell because he was keeping me up till all hours.	Sounds like a father who wanted his son to follow in his footsteps.
he's preaching.	These murders are his masterwork.  His sermon to all of us.  To all us sinners.
no dates indicated, placed on the shelves in no discernible order.  it's just his mind poured out on paper.  i don't think it's going to give us any specifics.	Looking around... I've got a bad feeling these murders are his life's work.
then, he must write about these murders.	"What sick, ridiculous, puppets we are, and what a gross, little stage we dance on. What fun we have, dancing and fucking, not a care in the world.  Not knowing that we are nothing.  We are not what was intended."
well, there are at least five thousand notebooks in this room, and near as i can tell, each notebook contains two hundred and fifty pages.	Then, he must write about these murders.
i'm trying, alright?  just tell me what we've got.	Well, there are at least five thousand notebooks in this room, and near as I can tell, each notebook contains two hundred and fifty pages.
we could use about fifty more men here.	I'm trying, alright?  Just tell me what we've got.
what are you talking about?	We had him.
you stupid son of a...	No point in arguing anymore...
okay... okay... get off.	You stupid son of a...
think it through.  if we leave a hole like this, we'll never prosecute.  he'll walk.  we have to come up with some excuse for knocking on this door.	Okay... okay... get off.
by the time we clear a warrant someone else is going to be dead.	Think it through.  If we leave a hole like this, we'll never prosecute.  He'll walk.  We have to come up with some excuse for knocking on this door.
what the fuck is wrong with you?	Think about how we got here!
think about it...	What the fuck is wrong with you?
we have probable cause now.	Think about it...
we need a warrant.	We have probable cause now.
the hell i can't!  we get in there and we can stop him.	We need a warrant.
you can't go in there.	The hell I can't!  We get in there and we can stop him.
it was him.	You can't go in there.
wait... just wait.	It was him.
i'm fine.	What happened?
are you alright?	I'm fine.
you do the talking.  put that old silver tongue of yours to work.	Who told you about my silver tongue?  You been talking to my wife?
what are you going to say?	You do the talking.  Put that old silver tongue of yours to work.
sure.  uh, excuse me... are you by any chance a serial killer?  oh, you are? well, come with us then, if it's okay.	What are you going to say?
we'll take a look at him.  talk to him.	Sure.  Uh, excuse me... are you by any chance a serial killer?  Oh, you are? Well, come with us then, if it's okay.
this is stupid.  it'd be just too easy.	We'll take a look at him.  Talk to him.
that's what it says.  jonathan doe.	This is stupid.  It'd be just too easy.
you're sure you're reading that right? john doe?	That's what it says.  Jonathan Doe.
saint thomas aquinas.  he wrote about the seven deadly sins.	You're sure you're reading that right? John Doe?
the writings of saint thomas aqu... aquin...	Saint Thomas Aquinas.  He wrote about the seven deadly sins.
that is.	The Writings of Saint Thomas Aqu... Aquin...
the marquis de sade and origins of sadism.	That is.
it's not what you think it is.	The Marquis de Sade and Origins of Sadism.
modern homicide investigation.  in cold blood.  of human bondage.  human bondage?	It's not what you think it is.
the divine comedy.  a history of catholicism.  a book called murderers and madmen.	Modern Homicide Investigation.  In Cold Blood.  Of Human Bondage.  Human Bondage?
i know, i know... focusing on one little thing.	The Divine Comedy.  A History of Catholicism.  A book called Murderers and Madmen.
we're focusing.	I know, I know... focusing on one little thing.
this is a waste of time.	We're focusing.
i don't.  neither do you.	This is a waste of time.
how do you know all about this?	I don't.  Neither do you.
yeah, well... at least we're out of the office.  we've got pizza.	How do you know all about this?
yeah.  some college student who's taking english 101 and just happens to be writing a paper on twentieth century crime.	Yeah, well... at least we're out of the office.  We've got pizza.
if you want to know who's been reading paradise lost, purgatory, and say... the life and time of charlie manson, the bureau's computer will tell you.  it might give us a name.	Yeah.  Some college student who's taking English 101 and just happens to be writing a paper on Twentieth Century Crime.
so they ran our list.	If you want to know who's been reading Paradise Lost, Purgatory, and say... The Life and Time of Charlie Manson, the Bureau's computer will tell you.  It might give us a name.
how is this legal?	Legal... illegal.  These terms don't apply. I don't applaud it.
flagged books cover every topic the bureau deems questionable... communism to violent crime.	How is this legal?
you got to be kidding.	Flagged books cover every topic the Bureau deems questionable... communism to violent crime.
they monitor reading habits.  not every book, but certain ones are flagged.  books about... let's say, how to build a nuclear bomb, or maybe mein kampf.  whoever takes out a flagged book has their library records fed to the f.b.i. from then on.	You got to be kidding.
what?  assessing fines?	They monitor reading habits.  Not every book, but certain ones are flagged.  Books about... let's say, how to build a nuclear bomb, or maybe Mein Kampf.  Whoever takes out a flagged book has their library records fed to the F.B.I. from then on.
for a long time, the f.b.i.'s been hooked into the library system, keeping accurate records.	What?  Assessing fines?
him?	For a long time, the F.B.I.'s been hooked into the library system, keeping accurate records.
it's probably nothing, but even if it is, it's no skin off our teeth.  the man at hot dog world is a friend, in the bureau.	Him?
it's be best if you got to the point, cause i'm about ready to punch you in the face.	It's probably nothing, but even if it is, it's no skin off our teeth.  The man at Hot Dog World is a friend, in the Bureau.
by telling you this, i'm trusting you more than i trust most people.	It's be best if you got to the point, cause I'm about ready to punch you in the face.
let's go.	By telling you this, I'm trusting you more than I trust most people.
well, that was money well spent.	Let's go.
how much money do you have?	I don't know... like fifty.
just, realize... this is not some common lunatic.  the type of intestinal fortitude it must take... to keep a man bound for a full year.  to connect tubes to his genitals.  to sever his hand and use it to plant fingerprints.  he's methodical and exacting, and worst of all, he's patient.	What does all that matter anyway?  It's not our job to figure him out, is it?  All we have to do is catching him.
just because the bastard has a library card, it doesn't make him einstein.	Just, realize... this is not some common lunatic.  The type of intestinal fortitude it must take... to keep a man bound for a full year.  To connect tubes to his genitals.  To sever his hand and use it to plant fingerprints.  He's methodical and exacting, and worst of all, he's patient.
well, he's been right so far, hasn't he?	Just because the bastard has a library card, it doesn't make him Einstein.
and so what?	Well, he's been right so far, hasn't he?
this quote... his first words to us.  i looked it up.  it's from milton's paradise lost.  "long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light... "	And so what?
yes we do.  here...	This quote... his first words to us.  I looked it up.  It's from Milton's Paradise Lost.  "Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light... "
we don't know for sure...	Yes we do.  Here...
no.  he's not depending on luck.  you've seen that.  we walked into that apartment exactly one year after he first tied victor to the bed, to the day.  to the day! because he wanted us to.	We don't know for sure...
sooner or later his luck's goning to run out.	No.  He's not depending on luck.  You've seen that.  We walked into that apartment exactly one year after he first tied Victor to the bed, to the day.  To the day! Because he wanted us to.
no.	Sooner or later his luck's goning to run out.
hey, freud, what brand of bullshit are you shoveling, huh?  right now he's probably dancing around his room in a pair of his mommy's panties, singing show tunes and rubbing himself with peanut butter...	No.
it's a fine line between insane and inspired.	Hey, Freud, what brand of bullshit are you shoveling, huh?  Right now he's probably dancing around his room in a pair of his mommy's panties, singing show tunes and rubbing himself with peanut butter...
oh, blah, blah, blah.  the guy's insane.	It's a fine line between insane and inspired.
it's too dismissive to call him a lunatic. we can't make that mistake.	Oh, blah, blah, blah.  The guy's insane.
there must be something in this pile of garbage we can follow.  i mean, christ... do we have to let this lunatic make all the moves.	It's too dismissive to call him a lunatic. We can't make that mistake.
this is the job.  it's not an easter egg hunt.	There must be something in this pile of garbage we can follow.  I mean, Christ... do we have to let this lunatic make all the moves.
i'm sick of sitting around, waiting for him to kill again.	This is the job.  It's not an Easter egg hunt.
who pays the rent on time.	I'm sick of sitting around, waiting for him to kill again.
a landlord's dream tenant: a paralyzed man with no tongue.	Who pays the rent on time.
victor's landlord says an envelope of cash was in the office mailbox each month.  he says, quote, "i never heard a single complaint from the tenant in apartment three-o-one, and nobody ever complained about him.  he's the best tenant i've ever had.	A landlord's dream tenant: a paralyzed man with no tongue.
sorry about that... i just...	Oh, it's alright.
they pay cops for the inside scoop, and they pay well.	Sorry about that... I just...
how do those cockroaches get here so quick?	They pay cops for the inside scoop, and they pay well.
i don't know about you, but i feed off my emotions.	He'll string us along all the way if we're not careful.
we have to divorce ourselves from emotions here.  no matter how hard it is, we have to stay focused on the details.	I don't know about you, but I feed off my emotions.
no kidding!  no fucking kidding!	We have to divorce ourselves from emotions here.  No matter how hard it is, we have to stay focused on the details.
listen to me.  he's all about playing games.	No kidding!  No fucking kidding!
i want him bad.  i don't just want to catch him anymore.  i want to hurt him.	Listen to me.  He's all about playing games.
the way this has gone till now, i wouldn't have thought it was possible, but we may have underestimated this guy.	I want him bad.  I don't just want to catch him anymore.  I want to hurt him.
it is victor.	Call an ambulance.
i think hemingway wrote somewhere... i can't remember where, but he wrote that in order to live in a place like this, you have to have the ability to kill.  i think he meant you truly must be able to do it, not just faking it, too survive.	Sounds like he knew what he was talking about.
i expected it to be bad, you know.  i took a human life... but i slept like a baby that night.  i never gave it a second thought.	I think Hemingway wrote somewhere... I can't remember where, but he wrote that in order to live in a place like this, you have to have the ability to kill.  I think he meant you truly must be able to do it, not just faking it, too survive.
how was it?	I expected it to be bad, you know.  I took a human life... but I slept like a baby that night.  I never gave it a second thought.
i got him.  i got the son-of-a-bitch. see, i was doing really good up till then. lots of street busts.  i've always had this weird luck... everything always went my way, but this was wild.  i got him with one shot... right between the eyes.  next thing i know, the mayor's pinning a medal on me.  picture in the paper, whole nine yards.	How was it?
how did the fire fight end?	I got him.  I got the son-of-a-bitch. See, I was doing really good up till then. Lots of street busts.  I've always had this weird luck... everything always went my way, but this was wild.  I got him with one shot... right between the eyes.  Next thing I know, the mayor's pinning a medal on me.  Picture in the paper, whole nine yards.
and?	It was my first one of these.  We were a secondary unit, and I was pretty shaky going in.  I was still considered a rookie.
never took a bullet.  i pulled my gun once. fired it once.	And?
never in my twenty-four years, knock on wood.  i've only ever taken my gun out five times with the actual intention of using it.  never fired it though.  not once.  you?	Never took a bullet.  I pulled my gun once. fired it once.
why would we?	Satisfy our curiosity?
we'll tag along.	Why would we?
yes.  they were there... so, it must be.	We'll tag along.
the fingerprints.	Yes.  They were there... so, it must be.
he doesn't have the desire somehow.  our killer seems to have more purpose.  more purpose than victor could ever conceive of.	The fingerprints.
you tell me.  i'm new in town.	He doesn't have the desire somehow.  Our killer seems to have more purpose.  More purpose than Victor could ever conceive of.
doesn't seem like our man, does it?	You tell me.  I'm new in town.
does this make it with you?	Doesn't seem like our man, does it?
i've seen the same.  i'm not the country hick you seem to think i am.	In this city, if all the skeletons came out of all the closets... if ever hidden body were to suddenly rise again, there'd be no more room for the living.
i'm, sorry, but even the most promising clues usually lead only to other clues. i've seen so many corpses rolled away... unrevenged.	I've seen the same.  I'm not the country hick you seem to think I am.
bullshit.	I'm, sorry, but even the most promising clues usually lead only to other clues. I've seen so many corpses rolled away... unrevenged.
we put it in a nice neat pile and file it away, on the slim chance it's ever needed in a courtroom.  it's like collecting diamonds on a desert island.  you keep them just in case you ever get rescued, but it's a pretty big ocean out there.	Bullshit.
oh, that's all.	We put it in a nice neat pile and file it away, on the slim chance it's ever needed in a courtroom.  It's like collecting diamonds on a desert island.  You keep them just in case you ever get rescued, but it's a pretty big ocean out there.
all we do is pick up the pieces.  we take all the evidence, and all the pictures and samples.  we write everything down and note what time things happened...	Oh, that's all.
then, you tell me what you think we're doing.	All we do is pick up the pieces.  We take all the evidence, and all the pictures and samples.  We write everything down and note what time things happened...
i wish i still thought like you.	Then, you tell me what you think we're doing.
and you don't?	I wish I still thought like you.
you meant what you said to mrs. gould, didn't you?  about catching this guy.  you really want to believe that, don't you?	And you don't?
it doesn't fit.  he doesn't want us to help him stop.	Who the hell knows?  There's plenty of freaks out there doing dirty deeds they don't want to do.  You know... little voices tell them bad things.
he just may be nuts enough.	It doesn't fit.  He doesn't want us to help him stop.
just, honestly... have you ever seen anything like this... been involved in anything like this?	No.
oh, yeah, sure.  you got to be kidding?!	Just wait!
bear with me.	Oh, yeah, sure.  You got to be kidding?!
what?	Bear with me.
there must be something.	We're screwed.  He's fucking with us.
what the fuck is that?	A switchblade.
nothing.	It's got to be.
even if they did, those photos were taken before forensics.	Nothing.
you're sure your men didn't move this?	Even if they did, those photos were taken before forensics.
what if it's not that she's seen something?  what if she's supposed to see something, but she just hasn't been given a chance to see it yet?	Okay.  But, what?
i know.	What if it's not that she's seen something?  What if she's supposed to see something, but she just hasn't been given a chance to see it yet?
this is the one thing.	I know.
no witnesses of any kind?	None.  Which I don't understand.  He had to get back out.
totally unrelated victims.	No witnesses of any kind?
nothing.	Totally unrelated victims.
no fingerprints?	Nothing.
like, because someone's holding a gun on you.	No fingerprints?
attrition.  when you regret your sins, but not because you love god.	Like, because someone's holding a gun on you.
forced what?	Attrition.  When you regret your sins, but not because you love God.
for now, let's just consider the books as the murderer's inspiration. the books and sermons are about atonement for sin.  and, these murders have been like forced attrition.	Forced what?
right.  but there, pride comes first, not gluttony.  the sins are in a different order.	For now, let's just consider the books as the murderer's inspiration. The books and sermons are about atonement for sin.  And, these murders have been like forced attrition.
seven terraces of purgation.	Right.  But there, pride comes first, not gluttony.  The sins are in a different order.
yeah.  parts of them.  anyway, in purgatory, dante and his buddy are climbing up that big mountain... seeing all these other guys who sinned...	Seven Terraces of Purgation.
did you read them?	Yeah.  Parts of them.  Anyway, in Purgatory, Dante and his buddy are climbing up that big mountain... seeing all these other guys who sinned...
like in the parson's tale, and dante.	Did you read them?
the sins were used in medieval sermons. there were seven cardinal virtues, and then seven deadly sins, created as a learning tool, because they distract from true worship.	Like in the Parson's Tale, and Dante.
punishing.	The sins were used in medieval sermons. There were seven cardinal virtues, and then seven deadly sins, created as a learning tool, because they distract from true worship.
he's preaching.	Punishing.
and, if it's a threat.	We put her in a safe house.
gould's wife.  she was away on business. if this means she saw anything, i don't know what.  we've questioned her at least five times.	And, if it's a threat.
this is just to satisfy my curiosity.  i'm still leaving town saturday.	Gould's wife.  She was away on business. If this means she saw anything, I don't know what.  We've questioned her at least five times.
look, i appreciate being able to talk this out, but, uh...	This is just to satisfy my curiosity.  I'm still leaving town Saturday.
he must have left another puzzle piece.	Look, I appreciate being able to talk this out, but, uh...
he cut along the side of his stomach.  the love handle.	He must have left another puzzle piece.
all day saturday, and all day sunday.  the murderer would want gould to take his time.  to have to sit there and decide. where do you make the first cut?  there's a gun in your face... but, what part of your body is expendable?	He cut along the side of his stomach.  The love handle.
the leather chair was soaked through with sweat.	All day Saturday, and all day Sunday.  The murderer would want Gould to take his time.  To have to sit there and decide. Where do you make the first cut?  There's a gun in your face... but, what part of your body is expendable?
i'm certain.  he was the biggest defense lawyer around.  infamous, actually.	Well, his body was found Monday night, okay?  But, get this... the office was closed all day Monday.  Which means, as long as the gluttony killing was done before the weekend, our killer could've gotten in here on Friday.  He could've spent all day Saturday with Gould, and all day Sunday.
our guy got into office, probably before the building closed and security tightened up.  gould must have been working late.	I'm certain.  He was the biggest defense lawyer around.  Infamous, actually.
i vaguely recall a large, angry man, and someone called norton.	Our guy got into office, probably before the building closed and security tightened up.  Gould must have been working late.
you've never seen "the odd couple?"  this is sick.  "the honeymooners?!"	I vaguely recall a large, angry man, and someone called Norton.
i just have to say, i can't respect any man who's never seen "green acres."	You've never seen "The Odd Couple?"  This is sick.  "The Honeymooners?!"
i read.  remember reading?	I just have to say, I can't respect any man who's never seen "Green Acres."
you go to movies at least?	I read.  Remember reading?
what about them?	You go to movies at least?
what about sports?	What about them?
all television does is teach children that it's really cool to be stupid and eat candy bars all day.	What about sports?
i'd like you to meet somerset.	Hello.
how's that?	Tonight.
i'm invited to have a late supper at your house.  and, i accept.	How's that?
well?	I'm invited to have a late supper at your house.  And, I accept.
it's my wife.	What?
it's a package deal.  you get the phone with the office.	Detective Mills here.  Honey... I asked you not to call me here. I'll call you back...  What?  Why?
it's too soon for him.	Can we talk about this in private?
i'm declining this case.  i want us reassigned.	Whoa, whoa... what?!
this is his stuff.  i've been out in the cold all day.	This is a premeditated puzzle, and it's only the beginning.
he ate his fill, and was forced to continue eating... till his body rejected the food. the killer held a bucket under him, and then kept serving.  he took his time.  the coroner says this might have gone on for more than twelve hours.  the victim's throat was swollen from the effort, and there was probably a point where he passed out.  that's when killer kicked him in the stomach.  popped him.	This was one sadistic motherfucker.
it could be nothing.	But, why would there be so many pieces in his stomach if it were nothing?  It must have been intentional.
you always have to find one singular thing to focus on.  there's always one thing, and it may be as small as a speck of dust, but you find it and focus... till it's an exhausted possibility.	It could be nothing.
this doesn't make any sense.	You always have to find one singular thing to focus on.  There's always one thing, and it may be as small as a speck of dust, but you find it and focus... till it's an exhausted possibility.
same color and texture.	Have you found any plastic scrapings near the stove or sink?  Near the food?
okay... sure...  it's just that, with my old partner, you know...	I just don't think we should have that sort of relationship.  We'd start quarreling over insignificant things.
is that clear?	Okay... sure...  It's just that, with my old partner, you know...
i made a decision, because i have to consider the integrity of the scene.  i can't worry whether you think you're getting enough time on the playing field.	Yeah, well, all I want is...  Just, just don't be jerking me off.  That's all I ask.  Don't jerk me off.
the badge in my pocket says "detective," same as yours.	I made a decision, because I have to consider the integrity of the scene.  I can't worry whether you think you're getting enough time on the playing field.
good.	The badge in my pocket says "detective," same as yours.
anyway... i did my time on door-to-doors, and walking a beat.  i did all that shit for a long time.	Good.
no.	Anyway... I did my time on door-to-doors, and walking a beat.  I did all that shit for a long time.
you've seen my files, right?  seen the things i've done?	No.
you think it was poison?	Guessing at this point is useless.
is there any blood in it?	I don't know.  Feel free to look for yourself, okay?
it's a bucket of vomit.	Is there any blood in it?
what?	There's a bucket.  Under the table.
there's a bucket here.	What?
when we found him, he was lying there with a knife in his back, so what else could it be but homicide?  except, i finally figured out... he held the knife behind him... put the tip of it in his own back and got real close to the wall... then he shoved his body backwards...	Please be quiet for a while, would you?
no one yet.	Then, why are we wasting our time?  This guy's heart's got to be roughly the size of a canned ham.  If this isn't a coronary, I don't know what is.
who said this was murder?	No one yet.
drop it.	For now.
and i wonder how many times officer davis there has found a dead man who wasn't really dead until davis was in the car calling it in and eating a donut.	Drop it.
i wonder what exactly was the point of the conversation you were about to get into?	And I wonder how many times Officer Davis there has found a dead man who wasn't really dead until Davis was in the car calling it in and eating a donut.
i realize that.	Well, over the next seven days, do me the favor of remembering it.
not here.	I realize that.
i wasn't standing around guarding the local taco bell.  i've worked homicide for five and a half years.	Not here.
let me tell you how i want this to go.  i want you to look, and i want you to listen.	I wasn't standing around guarding the local Taco Bell.  I've worked homicide for five and a half years.
maybe i thought i could do more good here than there.  i don't know.  look, it'd be great by me if we didn't start right off kicking each other in the balls.  but, you're calling the shots, lieutenant, so... however you want it to go.	Let me tell you how I want this to go.  I want you to look, and I want you to listen.
it's very simple.  you worked a nice, quiet town, but you fought to get here as if your life depended on it.  i've just never seen it done that way before, detective.	Maybe I thought I could do more good here than there.  I don't know.  Look, it'd be great by me if we didn't start right off kicking each other in the balls.  But, you're calling the shots, Lieutenant, so... however you want it to go.
maybe i'm not understanding the question.	It's very simple.  You worked a nice, quiet town, but you fought to get here as if your life depended on it.  I've just never seen it done that way before, Detective.
you just met me.	Maybe I'm not understanding the question.
i'm here for the same reasons as you, i guess.  or, at least, the same reasons you used to have for being here before... before you decided to... quit.	You just met me.
all this effort you've made to get transferred, it's the first question that pops into my head.	I'm here for the same reasons as you, I guess.  Or, at least, the same reasons you used to have for being here before... before you decided to... quit.
i... i don't follow.	All this effort you've made to get transferred, it's the first question that pops into my head.
i meant to ask you something, mills, when we spoke on the phone.  i can't help wondering... why here?	I... I don't follow.
i need to start getting the feel of it all, right?  meet the people.	I meant to ask you something, Mills, when we spoke on the phone.  I can't help wondering... why here?
actually, if it's all the same, i'd like to get to the precinct house a.s.a.p.  seeing how we don't have much time for this whole transition thing.	I need to start getting the feel of it all, right?  Meet the people.
since we're just starting out, i thought we could go to a bar... sit and talk for awhile.  after that, we'll...	Actually, if it's all the same, I'd like to get to the precinct house a.s.a.p.  Seeing how we don't have much time for this whole transition thing.
i'm a little thrown.  i just got in town like twenty minutes ago and they dumped me here.	Since we're just starting out, I thought we could go to a bar... sit and talk for awhile.  After that, we'll...
what?	Why is this painting hanging upside-down?
this painting...	What?
are you absolutely certain?	I can't do this now... please.
i don't see anything.	Are you absolutely certain?
anything... anything missing or different.	I don't see anything.
please, i need you to help me if we're going to get who did this.	Anything... anything missing or different.
i don't know why... why now?	Please, I need you to help me if we're going to get who did this.
i need you to look at each one carefully... very carefully.  look for anything that seems strange or out of place.  anything at all.	I don't know why... why now?
i... i don't understand.	I need you to look at each one carefully... very carefully.  Look for anything that seems strange or out of place.  Anything at all.
i'm sorry about this, mrs. gould.  i really am.	I... I don't understand.
i want to have children.  it's just...	I can tell you now, I know... I'm positive I made the right decision.  I'm positive. But, there's never a day that passes that I don't wish I had decided differently.
well, i got up one morning and went to work... just like any other day, except it was my first since hearing about the baby. and, i... i felt this fear and anxiety washing over me.  i looked around, and i thought, how can we raise a child surrounded by all this?  how can a child grow up here?  so, that night, i told her i didn't want us to have it, and over the next few weeks, i convinced her it was wrong.  i mean... i wore her down, slowly.	I want to have children.  It's just...
oh, tracy... i have to tell you, i'm not the one to talk to about this.	I hate this city.
you should look into private schools.	I don't know...
i've been going to some of the schools, looking for work, but the conditions here are... horrible.	You should look into private schools.
he mentioned it.	I've been going to some of the schools, looking for work, but the conditions here are... horrible.
i can't be a burden, especially now.  i know i'll get used to things.  i guess i wanted to know what someone who's lived here thinks.  upstate, it was a completely different environment.  i don't know if david told you, but i teach fifth grade, or did.	He mentioned it.
talk to him about it.  he'll understand if you tell him how you feel.	I can't be a burden, especially now.  I know I'll get used to things.  I guess I wanted to know what someone who's lived here thinks.  Upstate, it was a completely different environment.  I don't know if David told you, but I teach fifth grade, or did.
i don't know why i asked you to come.	Talk to him about it.  He'll understand if you tell him how you feel.
you have to put blinders on sometimes. most times.	I don't know why I asked you to come.
perfect example.	You have to put blinders on sometimes. Most times.
i'm sorry, i only...	Perfect example.
i feel strange being here with you... without david knowing.	I'm sorry, I only...
i don't sleep very well.	I feel strange being here with you... without David knowing.
it's a hard place.	I don't sleep very well.
i mean, you known this city.  you've been here for so long.	It's a hard place.
if you can, please call me.  please.  i have to go now... goodnight.	I mean, you known this city.  You've been here for so long.
i don't know, with this case.	If you can, please call me.  Please.  I have to go now... goodnight.
how long have you lived here?	Too long.  What do you think so far?
it surprises me.  it really does.	Any person who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me... disagreeable. Just ask your husband.
i was close once.  it just didn't happen.	It surprises me.  It really does.
you have a strange way about you... i mean interesting.  i'm sorry.  it's really none of my business.  it's just nice to meet a man who talks like that.  if david saw that paper, he'd say you're a fag.  that's how he is.	I guess I won't be showing it to him then.
don't worry.  i don't wear it at the dinner table.	No matter how often I see guns, I still can't get used to them.
high school and college, yes.  pretty hokey, huh?  i knew on our first date this was the man i was going to marry.  god... he was the funniest man i'd ever met.	Really?
i hear you and mills were high school sweethearts.	High school and college, yes.  Pretty hokey, huh?  I knew on our first date this was the man I was going to marry.  God... he was the funniest man I'd ever met.
it smells good.	What?  Oh, yes.  I mean, thank you.  Please, sit down.
oh... um, william.	It's a nice name.  William, I'd like you to meet David.  David... William.
it's nice to meet you.  my husband has told me a lot about you... except your first name.	Oh... um, William.
did their son see it happen?	I don't know.
this is a done deal.  all but the paperwork.	Did their son see it happen?
yes.  look at all the passion splattered up on the wall here.	This is a done deal.  All but the paperwork.
crime of passion.	Yes.  Look at all the passion splattered up on the wall here.
why always like this?  only after the fact... this sudden realization, that if you shoot someone, or stick a knife in them, that person will cease to exist.	Crime of passion.
when the patrolman came she was trying put his head back together.  she was crying too hard to say anything.	Why always like this?  Only after the fact... this sudden realization, that if you shoot someone, or stick a knife in them, that person will cease to exist.
did the wife confess?	When the patrolman came she was trying put his head back together.  She was crying too hard to say anything.
neighbors heard them screaming at each other for like two hours.  it was nothing new.  but, then they heard the gun go off. both barrels.	Did the wife confess?
now, ethan, i ain't sure...	Don't argue!...And stay close... Maybe they're rustlers...and maybe this dodderin' old idiot ain't so far wrong...
you askin' me to clear out now?	You're my brother...You're welcome to stay as long as you got a mind to...Ain't that so, Martha?
passed the todd place comin' in... what happened to 'em?	They gave up...went back to the cotton rows...So'd the Jamisons... Without Martha, I don't know...She wouldn't let a man quit.
it was ethan found you squallin' in a sage clump after your folks was massacred...	It just happened to be me...No need to make any more of it...
but mose harper said...	That old goat still creakin' around?...Whyn't someone bury him?
how should i know?	But Mose Harper said...
how's california?	How should I know?
what, ben?	I wish Uncle Ethan was here. Don't you, ma?
it's all right, ma...i been watchin'... only i wish...	What, Ben?
not tonight...ben, put that sword back.	It's not a sword, ma...It's a sabre!  Did you kill many damYankees with this sabre, Uncle Ethan?
an' she's got a beau! kisses him, too!	That's enough...Go on inside and help Lucy set the table...You, too, Deborah!
lucy's going on seventeen now...	An' she's got a beau! Kisses him, too!
it was, i tell you!	What you saw was a buck wearin' Lucy's dress...  I found Lucy back there in that canyon...I wrapped her in my blanket an' buried her with m'own hands...I thought it best to keep it from you -- long as I could.
what you saw wasn't lucy.	It was, I tell you!
why'd they break off?  was there water in that canyon?	Huh...? No...no water.
you've said that enough!...maybe lucy's dead...maybe they're both dead...but if i hear it from you again, i'll fight ya, mr. edwards!	That'll be the day!...Let's ride.
they got to stop <u>sometime</u>...if they're human at all, they got to stop!	Naw...a human man rides a horse till it dies...then he goes on afoot...A Comanche comes along...gets that horse up...and rides it twenty more miles...Then he eats it.
let's get along...	Why don't you finish the job?
killed every one -- an' not for food either...why'd they do a thing like that?	Stealing the cattle was just to pull us out...This here's a murder raid...  It shapes up to scald out either your place...or my brother's.
it's all right...charlie, let's move outside.	I ain't wearing no gun.
if you're talkin' about that crazy murder charge...	AND other things...Mebbe you thought you was gettin' away with being comical about that Indian wife you took...I bet she wasn't the first squaw you...
what right you got to be talkin' marriage to any decent woman...	If you're talkin' about that crazy murder charge...
as to that, i don't know, charlie... we hadn't got around to talkin' marriage...	What right you got to be talkin' marriage to any decent woman...
she sure is!...an' don't think your comin' back is goin' to change it!	As to that, I don't know, Charlie... We hadn't got around to talkin' marriage...
<u>charlie</u> <u>maccorry</u>!...you weren't fixin' to marry him??	She sure is!...An' don't think your comin' back is goin' to change it!
ethan, you an' martin are hereby appointed civilian scouts -- without pay...charlie, hightail it to head- quarters an' spread the word...	Yes sir...
you're goin' if the captain says you're goin'...	Now, now...let's not grow dis- putatious...
dunno...seems so.	Well, go get cleaned up and we'll proceed with the weddin'...
you all right, sergeant?	Dunno...Seems so.
no sir...pleasure.	In that case, give the boys room...
is this in the line of duty, sergeant?	No sir...pleasure.
this 'un come a long way 'fore he died.	Well, that's seven we can score up to your brother, Ethan.
another one, eh?	This 'un come a long way 'fore he died.
i say no!	Go ahead, son...But at the first alarm, we're comin' in -- and we ain't goin' to have time to pick and choose our targets when we do...
i didn't <u>want</u> to tell you...but maybe it's your right to know.	Now mount up, son...
now son, it's a bitter thing to say, but there's more than your sister at stake here.	There sure is! I'm going to tell you somethin'...I wasn't going to speak of it...But I'll tell you now. Did you notice them scalps strung on Scar's lance?  Did you see the third scalp from the point of the lance? Long... wavy hair...
how many, would you say?	Enough to go around...I'd say about a dozen apiece...Mount 'em up!
we can get within 500 yards...there's a hogback to the south.	How many, would you say?
this an invite to a necktie party, reverend?	<U>Captain</U>...Nope, wouldn't say that... Likely you had your reasons for killin' Futterman...Probably needed killin'...I'm speaking as a ranger now, not as a reverend...Fact that all three was shot in the back is the only thing that's raised some question -- that and a missin' gold piece known to have been on him just prior to his demise.
i got to ask you and martin to ride to the state capitol with me, ethan.	This an invite to a necktie party, Reverend?
fight fair, son...use your fists!	Comanches don't use their fists, reverend...Let 'em alone...
evenin'...evenin' reverend...or do i call you 'captain'...?	Came here for a wedding, Ethan... Until that's over, I reckon 'reverend' will do...
that's all right, captain...i don't need any formal invitation to kill a comanch...	You got one now!
i didn't give any order to fire!	That's all right, Captain...I don't need any formal invitation to kill a Comanch...
if you were tryin' to surround 'em, you sure succeeded.	How far's the river from here, Mose?
you got any more orders, captain?	Just keep goin'...
...as you have of findin' those girls alive by ridin' into 'em... i say we do it my way, ethan...and that's an order!	Yes, sir...But if you're wrong, <U>Captain</U> Clayton, don't ever give me another!
what do you know about it?...what's a quarter-breed cherokee know about the comanche trick of sleeping with his best pony tied right beside him...you got as much chance of stampedin' their herd as...	...as you have of findin' those girls alive by ridin' into 'em... I say we do it my way, Ethan...and that's an order!
it's what we're here for, ain't it?	I thought we were trying to get the girls back -- <U>alive</U>...We jump those Comanches, they'll kill 'em...You know that!
you're right sure you want to <u>jump</u> 'em, ethan?	It's what we're here for, ain't it?
they're camped by the river -- 'bout twenty miles from here. soon's it gets dark we'll circle out so's to jump 'em before day- break.	You're right sure you want to <U>jump</U> 'em, Ethan?
what good does that do?	By what you preach...none!
amen!...put an 'amen' to it!	...like a flower and is cut down... <U>Amen</U>!
he cometh forth like a...	Amen!...Put an 'amen' to it!
you fit a lot of descriptions.	I figger a man's only good for one oath at a time...I took mine to the Confederate States of America...  So did you, Reverend...
got a warrant?	You fit a lot of descriptions.
i'm askin' as a ranger of the sovereign state of texas.	Got a warrant?
you askin' as a reverend or a captain, sam?	I'm askin' as a Ranger of the sovereign state of Texas.
why?  you wanted for a crime, ethan?	You askin' as a Reverend or a Captain, Sam?
you can forget that...  wouldn't be legal anyway.	Why?  You wanted for a crime, Ethan?
he sure <u>is</u> goin'...he's sworn in.	Well, swear him out again!...I'll go with you.
you ain't goin'...	He sure <U>is</U> goin'...He's sworn in.
haven't seen you since the surrender.  come to think of it, i didn't see you <u>at</u> the surrender.	I don't believe in surrenderin'...I still got my sabre, Reverend...never turned it into any ploughshare neither!
all right...but keep your eye on me, boy...i'm the hard case you're up against here -- not these childish savages...if you don't hear me first time i holler, you better read my mind...i don't aim to raise no two hollers on any subject at hand...	Yes, sir...
but he knows that, sir...can't i stay, sir?	All right...But keep your eye on me, boy...I'm the hard case you're up against here -- not these childish savages...If you don't hear me first time I holler, you better read my mind...I don't aim to raise no two hollers on any subject at hand...
god forbid...no, son, you flog on back and tell your pa where we're at...and where he's at...	But he knows THAT, sir...Can't I stay, sir?
if there's anything i can do, sir...	God forbid...No, son, you flog on back and tell your pa where we're at...and where he's at...
well you found me...good work, son...good work.	If there's anything I can do, sir...
yes, sir...troop's about ten miles back...the colonel sent me looking for you...	Well you found me...Good work, son...Good work.
never mind...your pa know you're out here?	Yes, sir...Troop's about ten miles back...The Colonel sent me looking for you...
sir?	Never mind...Your pa know you're out here?
go on! whyn't you have your bugler sound the charge while you're at it??	Sir?
captain clayton...captain!	Go on! Whyn't you have your bugler sound the charge while you're at it??
what in...?	Captain Clayton...Captain!
but...but captain, we can't possibly take the field tomorrow...for your own protection...	Sonny, yonder's a passel of murderers, complete with Texican scalps an' white girl captive...You want to protect us, you just get out of our way...Now <U>skedaddle</U>!
you tell your pa a company of rangers -- all fourteen of 'em -- fully armed an' equipped will be in the field by daylight...headin' for the south end of the malapai. if he can catch up with us, well an' good...	But...but captain, we can't possibly take the field tomorrow...for your own protection...
and what makes you think he's in this territory?	Yesterday, one of our patrols picked up a man claims he was a prisoner with Scar till only two days ago... He talks crazy but I brought him along...Says he lives here...keeps mentioning a rocking chair.
joint action?	Yes sir...We've received information about a band of Comanches under a chief named Scar...
my pa wants to know...<u>colonel</u> <u>greenhill</u> wants to know how soon you could put a company of your rangers in the field, fully armed and equipped, for joint punitive action against the comanches.	JOINT action?
oh...now what's this your pa wants to know?	My pa wants to know...<U>Colonel</U> <U>Greenhill</U> wants to know how soon you could put a company of your Rangers in the field, fully armed and equipped, for joint punitive action against the Comanches.
why colonel greenhill is colonel greenhill, sir...commanding officer, fifth u.s. cavalry...i'm lieutenant greenhill, sir.	Oh...Now what's this your pa wants to know?
hold on, son...who's this colonel greenhill you're talking about?	Why Colonel Greenhill is Colonel Greenhill, sir...Commanding Officer, Fifth U.S. Cavalry...I'm Lieutenant Greenhill, sir.
colonel greenhill's compliments, sir. the colonel wishes to know how soon you could put a company of rangers in the field, fully armed and...	Hold on, son...Who's this Colonel Greenhill you're talking about?
is captain clayton here, reverend?	I'm Clayton.
i've come now...	These are my people...  Unnt-meah! Go! Go! <U>Please</U>!
i remember...from always...at first i prayed to you...come and get me... take me home...you didn't come...	I've come now...
debbie, think back! i'm martin... remember? remember how i used to let you ride my horse? tell you stories? don't you remember me, debbie?	I remember...from always...At first I prayed to you...come and get me... Take me home...You didn't come...
you lie! all white men lie...and kill...	Debbie, think back! I'm Martin... remember? Remember how I used to let you ride my horse? Tell you stories? Don't you remember me, Debbie?
no debbie! that ain't what happened! they been lyin' to you...	You lie! All white men lie...and kill...
i don't care what they've done to you...what happened...	They have done...nothing...They are my people...
unnt-meah!	We ain't goin'! We ain't goin' without you, Debbie...Ethan, get the horses...I'll try to keep her talkin'...
martin! ride me as far as the well!	Grab hold!...
scar! where's he holed in?	Seven Fingers...ay-eh...Seven...
ay-eh...made out i was crazy...  ate dirt...chewed grass...i fooled 'em, ethan!...an' i got away...	Scar! Where's he holed in?
mose...try to remember!...you were in scar's camp...	Ay-eh...Made out I was crazy...  Ate dirt...chewed grass...I fooled 'em, Ethan!...an' I got away...
come f'r my rockin' chai'...ole mose.	Where's Scar, Mose...SCAR?
told ya, didn't i?	Ethan...I found a man's seen her... knows where little Debbie is!
swear it, ethan?...given word?	Told ya, didn't I?
you help me find her, you got your rockin' chair...	Swear it, Ethan?...Given word?
don't want no money, ethan...jus' a place -- a roof over m' head...a little grub...a bunk to sleep in... an' a rockin' chair by the fire... my own rockin' chair by a fire...	You help me find her, you got your rockin' chair...
well, the reward still stands...	Don't want no money, Ethan...jus' a place -- a roof over m' head...a little grub...a bunk to sleep in... an' a rockin' chair by the fire... my own rockin' chair by a fire...
ain't been too good...no sir, not too good...gettin' old, ethan...	You were born old...
leggo my arm...you look mangier 'n ever.	Ain't been too good...No sir, not too good...Gettin' old, Ethan...
steady, daniel boone! you don't want to miss...it makes them think their medicine's stronger than yours...	Ay-eh...That's jest what I tole Joe Powers...That un's gettin' kinda sassy, ain't he, Ethan?
ay-eh...they was here...	SURE!...They <U>WERE</U> here...Now they're out there...an' waitin' to jump us!...
don't forget to come back with my thousand dollars.	Ain't yours yet.
and maybe you lie...	In that case you won't find her -- and I won't get my thousand dollars.
scar's band was headin' north...to winter in at fort wingate...eatin' agency beef. that's what this buck said...maybe he lied.	And maybe you lie...
keep talking.	Scar's band was headin' north...to winter in at Fort Wingate...eatin' agency beef. That's what this buck said...Maybe he lied.
me neither...but this buck claimed he was a big war chief with the nawyecky comanches.	Keep talking.
scar? never heard of any chief scar.	Me neither...But this buck claimed he was a big war chief with the Nawyecky Comanches.
a young buck fetched it in late last summer...  said it belonged to a captive chile of chief scar...	Scar? Never heard of any Chief Scar.
talk!	A young buck fetched it in late last summer...  Said it belonged to a captive chile of Chief Scar...
that's what i said.	You got it with you?
you said there'd be a thousand dollar reward.	That's what I said.
how'd you come by this?	You said there'd be a thousand dollar reward.
keefer!..put this man under arrest!	That'll be the day...  'As we developed the village'... Next time you develop a village, hit it where the fightin' men are... You won't get any headlines for killin' squaws.
are you sure they didn't die of carbine shots fired by a bunch o' yank bluebellies so scared they couldn't tell the difference between a cheyenne and a comanche?	Keefer!..Put this man under arrest!
my name's edwards...i'm looking for my niece...she was in that camp when you attacked...	Well...I know there were some captives recovered...
i beg your pardon?	That camp you hit was Nawyecka Comanche...Chief Scar's bunch...
<u>cheyenne</u>! what cheyenne?	I beg your pardon?
sir -- we charged!..gentlemen -- and i hope you will quote me -- i cannot say too much for the courage of the men who followed me into that cheyenne camp...	<U>Cheyenne</U>! What Cheyenne?
i saw it...and don't try to tell me it was aunt martha's or lucy's...	You don't remember it, but I remember. That was your mother's scalp!
livin' with comanches ain't bein' alive...	She's alive...Better she's alive and livin' with Comanches than her brains bashed out...
i know you are...only it ain't goin' to be that way...she's alive...	Livin' with Comanches ain't bein' alive...
it's what i'm countin' on.	I know you are...Only it ain't goin' to be that way...she's alive...
wait! we go chargin' in, they'll kill her...and you know it.	It's what I'm countin' on.
what's that got to do with us?	What's goin' on?
you can keep your will!  i ain't forgettin' you was all set to shoot her yourself...what kind o' man are you, anyway.	She's been with the bucks! She's nothin' now but a...
not no more.	You can keep your will!  I ain't forgettin' you was all set to shoot her yourself...What kind o' man are you, anyway.
'i, ethan edwards, being of sound mind and without any blood kin, do hereby bequeath all my property of any kind to martin pauley...'  i don't want your property.... 'sides, what do you mean no 'blood kin?' debbie's your blood kin...	Not no more.
they'll be back...	We won't be here...Come on!
over there!	They'll be back...
go on! get out of here while you can...	Over there!
how? she's even forgot her own language!	Debbie, you're comin' with us! Hear me?
why didn't he make his move back there?	I don't know...Somethin' tied his hands...maybe hospitality...
he's got to...all these years, run- nin', dodgin', knowin' we were after him...now we caught up...it's him or us.	Why didn't he make his move back there?
you figger scar means to kill us?	He's got to...All these years, run- nin', dodgin', knowin' we were after him...Now we caught up...It's him or us.
stay out here.	Not likely.
never heard of him...	Cicatriz is Mex for <U>Scar</U>...an' he has a white girl in his tepee...Be seein' you...
suit yourself...while you're enjoyin' your little conversation, i'll be ridin' out with senor fernandez here... the comanch' medicine country ain't far...there's one camp with a chief named cicatriz.	Never heard of him...
lemme alone...	You breeds are all alike -- two drinks an'...
no...she's not...	I ain't sure...Where's that doll?
well, you're a widower now...	What'd the soldiers have to kill her for!..
peaceful tribes depend on the buffalo, too....	Ain't that too bad...If you feel that sorry for your kinfolk, I'm surprised you didn't take up with that squaw wife of yours...
least, <u>they</u> won't feed any comanches this winter...killin' buffalo's as good as killin' injuns in this country.	Peaceful tribes depend on the buffalo, too....
nine...  ten!	What's the sense in it!
ethan, quit it!	Nine...  Ten!
i think maybe we oughta...	Yeah, I kinda figgered you'd say that...Bein' a new husband and all...
how should <u>i</u> know...she's your wife!	I think maybe we oughta...
think she means for us to follow?	How should <U>I</U> know...She's YOUR wife!
she ain't goin' back to her family, that's certain...not if she took off where the arrow points.	Think she means for us to follow?
beats me how she could get that pony out o' camp without neither of us hearin' a thing...	She ain't goin' back to her family, that's certain...not if she took off where the arrow points.
you ask her!	Look!  Scar?...  Do you know where he went? And if he has a girl with him...a <U>white</U> girl -- nai-bist pabo taibo...
says her name's wild goose flying in the night sky...but she'll answer to look since it pleases ya...	Look?
that's the way to train 'em. looks like mrs. pauley's goin' to make you a fine beautiful wife...	Cut it out, will ya...
oh no! tell her she's got to go back...	And have her whole family after our scalps for floutin' one o' their women?...No sir! Come on, Mrs. Pauley...
you got yourself a <u>wife</u>, sonny!	Oh no! Tell her she's got to go back...
what?	You got yourself a <U>wife</U>, sonny!
<u>you</u> don't understand, ya chunkhead! <u>you</u> didn't buy any blanket! ya bought <u>her</u>!	What?
what i heard back there was that a band o' hostile nawyeckas came through this way less'n two weeks ago...	Think it might be...?
but i just bought a good blanket.	Forget it...
when are you goin' to learn to keep your mouth shut! come on. let's get out of here.	But I just bought a good blanket.
scar?	When are you goin' to learn to keep your mouth shut! Come on. Let's get out of here.
let's go...i think i stumbled onto somethin'...	Scar?
he just couldn't wait...	Whatchu doin'?...
futterman?	He just couldn't wait...
oh...	You all settled an' comfortable now?
sorta like 'roundabout' -- like a man says he's goin' one place when he means to go just the reverse...	Oh...
what's that?	Sorta like 'roundabout' -- like a man says he's goin' one place when he means to go just the reverse...
not so funny...if you recollect what 'nawyecka' means...	What's that?
hey! what's the idea...?	Maybe I'm gettin' like Mose Harper -- my bones is cold tonight...
yeah...you want me to know i ain't got no kin -- no money -- no horses -- nothing but a dead man's clothes to wear!..you tole me that already... now shut your head!	Good night.
martin...i want you to know some- thin'...	Yeah...you want me to know I ain't got no kin -- no money -- no horses -- nothing but a dead man's clothes to wear!..You tole me that already... Now shut your head!
how? you got any horses, or money to buy 'em...you ain't even got money to buy cartridges...jorgensen's offering you a good livin' here...	Martin...I want you to know some- thin'...
all right...i ain't got no kin... i'm goin' to keep lookin' that's all.	How? You got any horses, or money to buy 'em...You ain't even got money to buy cartridges...Jorgensen's offering you a good livin' here...
that don't make 'em kin...	All right...I ain't got no kin... I'm goin' to keep lookin' that's all.
i always felt like she was...her folks takin' me in, raisin' me like one of their own...	That don't make 'em kin...
she's your nothin'...she's no kin to you at all!	I always felt like she was...Her folks takin' me in, raisin' me like one of their own...
because she's my...my...	She's your nothin'...She's no kin to you at all!
why?	Because she's my...my...
i ain't stayin'...i set out lookin' for debbie...i aim to keep on...	Why?
he's agreed to take you on and share the increase from my herd while i'm gone...i'll be pushin' on tomorrow...	I ain't stayin'...I set out lookin' for Debbie...I aim to keep on...
your cattle?...<u>debbie's</u> cattle!	He's agreed to take you on and share the increase from my herd while I'm gone...I'll be pushin' on tomorrow...
jorgensen's been runnin' his cattle with my own...	YOUR cattle?...<U>DEBBIE'S</U> cattle!
good night...	Jorgensen's been runnin' his cattle with my own...
good night...laurie...	Good night...
and you think we got a chance to find her?	An Injun will chase a thing til he thinks he's chased it enough...Then he quits...Same when he runs...Seems he never learns there's such a thing as a critter that might just keep comin' on...So we'll find them in the end, I promise you that...We'll find them just as sure as the turning of the earth.
no...our turnin' back don't change anything...not in the long run. if she's alive, she's safe...for a while...they'll keep her to raise as one of their own, 'til she's of an age to...	And you think we got a chance to find her?
say it. we're beat!	No...our turnin' back don't change anything...not in the long run. If she's alive, she's safe...for a while...They'll keep her to raise as one of their own, 'til she's of an age to...
what you goin' to do?	Get some sleep...Tomorrow's another day...
say!...what happened to your blanket? lose it?	Must've...Anyway, I ain't goin' back to look for it...
huh...?  sure i'm all right...	Say!...What happened to your blanket? Lose it?
you all right, ethan?	Huh...?  Sure I'm all right...
you want us to fire a shot if...	No...nor build bonfires...nor beat drums neither. I'll meet you on the far side.
sorry...we don't even know if debbie 'n lucy are with this bunch...maybe they split up...	They're with 'em -- if they're still alive.
easy on that!	Sorry...We don't even know if Debbie 'n Lucy are with this bunch...Maybe they split up...
why, sure, ethan...there's just the one thing we're after...finding deborah and lucy...	If they're still alive...
all right...but i'm givin' the orders...you take 'em or we split up here and now...	Why, sure, Ethan...There's just the one thing we're after...finding Deborah and Lucy...
nothing for you to see.	Leggo...
well, come on!	Easy!  It's forty miles, sonny...Horses can do with some grain and a little rest.
name's ethan...now what's so mighty fishy about this trail?	Well, fust off...
what you want me to call you?	Name's Ethan...Now what's so mighty fishy about this trail?
don't have to call me 'sir' neither... nor grampaw neither...nor methuselah neither...i can whup you to a frazzle.	What you want me to call you?
yes, sir.	Don't have to call me 'sir' neither... Nor grampaw neither...Nor Methuselah neither...I can whup you to a frazzle.
stop callin' me 'uncle'...i ain't your uncle.	Yes, sir.
somethin' mighty fishy about this trail, uncle ethan...	Stop callin' me 'uncle'...I ain't your uncle.
not quite...quarter cherokee. the rest is welsh...so they tell me.	You've done a lot of growin'...
that's the breed...course it might take time.	Time's running out...But I'm obliged to you.
comancheros...	That's the breed...Course it might take time.
there's one thing. we recovered a bushel of trinkets in that camp... cheap stuff...trade goods...couldn't help noticing that most of it was mexican...maybe if you could talk to some of those mexican traders along the border...what do they call themselves?	Comancheros...
well, we only got the one lead -- scar...and where we begin to look, i don't know...	There's one thing. We recovered a bushel of trinkets in that camp... cheap stuff...trade goods...Couldn't help noticing that most of it was Mexican...Maybe if you could talk to some of those Mexican traders along the border...What do they call themselves?
hard to realize they're white, isn't it...	They're not white any more -- they're <U>Comanche</U>!...Let's see the bodies...
not far from it...	Hard to realize they're white, isn't it...
was your niece about their age?	Not far from it...
you've seen her!...she's alive?	I've seen her...and she's alive.
she's not a little girl any more.	You've seen her!...She's alive?
yes!..yes, i remember!..have they found her, ethan?	No...not yet...
you ever see it before...like mebbe on a dress debbie wore?	Yes!..Yes, I remember!..Have they found her, Ethan?
why it's just a snip of calico...	You ever see it before...like mebbe on a dress Debbie wore?
i got your boy killed.	Don't go blamin' yourself...
well, you did all a body could, ethan.	I got your boy killed.
i'd be obliged if you'd get to the point, ma'am.	I am...I am...It's just that I know Martha'd want you to think of her boys as well as her girls...And if the girls are...dead...Ethan, don't let the boys waste their lives in vengeance!
they never find that girl.	Yours truly...  And he even has to write his full name...Martin Pauley...not even just <U>Martie</U>!...  I don't care if he <U>never</U> comes back!
every young man should at least once...go on, laurie! read!	A little Comanche squaw - SQUAW!
the <u>late</u> mister futterman?	That means Mister Futterman is dead, by golly.
dear miss laury...i take pen in hand to let you know ethan and me still are trying to catch up with them com- anches the late mister futterman told us about...	The <U>late</U> Mister Futterman?
who cares what he spells it? read the letter.	Dear Miss Laury...I take pen in hand to let you know Ethan and me still are trying to catch up with them Com- anches the late Mister Futterman told us about...
'dear miss laury'...he spells it with a y instead of an i...e...wouldn't you think he'd know...	Who cares what he spells it? Read the letter.
from the beginning...	'Dear Miss Laury'...He spells it with a Y instead of an I...E...Wouldn't you think he'd know...
oh, all right! well...martin says...	From the beginning...
do you know what ethan will do if he has a chance?...he'll put a bullet in her brain! and i tell you martha would want him to!	Only if I'm dead!
<u>laurie</u>! shut your mouth!	Do you know what Ethan will do if he has a chance?...He'll put a bullet in her brain! And I tell you Martha would want him to!
fetch <u>what</u> home?...the leavin's of comanche bucks -- sold time an' again to the highest bidder?...with savage brats of her own, most like?...	<U>Laurie</U>! Shut your mouth!
i got to fetch her home...	Fetch <U>what</U> home?...The leavin's of Comanche bucks -- sold time an' again to the highest bidder?...With savage brats of her own, most like?...
it's too late...she's a woman grown now...	I got to fetch her home...
you crazy?	It's too late...She's a woman grown now...
martie...don't go! not this time.	You crazy?
don't cry, laurie...i understand how it is...i'll just go 'way...	You do and I'll die, Martie...I will! I'll just die!
but i allus loved you...you know that, without my sayin' it...i couldn't bring myself to ask you to wait...the little i had... not knowin' how much longer until we found debbie...	It isn't fair...
no, it wasn't...you mighta said you loved me...you mighta asked me to wait...at least that'd have been something...	But I allus loved you...You know that, without my sayin' it...I couldn't bring myself to ask you to wait...the little I had... not knowin' how much longer until we found Debbie...
it wasn't much of a letter...	No, it wasn't...You mighta said you loved me...You mighta asked me to wait...At least that'd have been something...
one letter in five years...i read it till the paper dried up and the writing faded out...	It wasn't much of a letter...
i...i wrote you a letter...reckon you didn't get it...	One letter in five years...I read it till the paper dried up and the writing faded out...
take it and welcome...but don't count on finding me here when you get back...i've been dallying around this god-forsaken wind-scour almost two long years waitin' for you...i ain't cut out to be an old maid!	I can't help it, Laurie...I just gotta catch up with Ethan...
but that's sweet-face -- your own good horse.	Take it and welcome...but don't count on finding me here when you get back...I've been dallying around this god-forsaken wind-scour almost two long years waitin' for you...I ain't cut out to be an old maid!
go on then! pa's in the barn saddlin' the fort worth stud... an' you can take the light gelding with the blaze...	But that's Sweet-face -- your own good horse.
i gotta catch up with him, laurie!	Go on then! Pa's in the barn saddlin' the Fort Worth stud... an' you can take the light gelding with the blaze...
finish your breakfast...	I gotta catch up with him, Laurie!
futterman!...he's got a little tradin' post on the south fork o' the brazos...laurie, i just got to get me a good horse! think yer pa would...	Finish your breakfast...
might at least have left me my pants!	Shush!...Time for bed anyway...  Likely these'll need some takin' in...Oh, Martie, you're that gaunted! ...Ma's havin' a turkey for dinner tomorrow and...
you talk like a feller might just as leave run around nekkid...	Wouldn't bother me...  I wouldn't try it in front of pa, though, was I you...
i'm a woman, martie...  we wash and mend your dirty clothes all our lives...when you're little we even wash <u>you</u>....how a man can ever make out to get bashful in front of a woman i'll never know...	You talk like a feller might just as leave run around nekkid...
well i ain't one of 'em!	I'm a woman, Martie...  We wash and mend your dirty clothes all our lives...When you're little we even wash <U>you</U>....How a man can ever make out to get bashful in front of a woman I'll never know...
what you gettin' red-in-the-face for?...i have brothers, haven't i?	Well I ain't one of 'em!
ain't worth the mendin'...	What you gettin' red-in-the-face for?...I have brothers, haven't I?
don't go takin' that stuff...	Ain't worth the mendin'...
but couldn't you...?	Sorry...  Keep the column moving!..Close ranks there!
you'll have to wait until we reach the agency...fall in behind the column...	But couldn't you...?
where?	You'll have to wait until we reach the agency...Fall in behind the column...
we got two around that age...	Where?
she'd be about thirteen now...	We got two around that age...
for god's sake, what happened to me?	You don't remember?
how did you get me out of there?	I wouldn't have made it by myself.
what?	I have a yearning for... smog, cars and many, many people... A real dirty... big city. What do you think?
you know, tommi wants me to become the man i used to be.	...So he's dictating you a new bestseller?  Whatever that is, it's not our son.
it's important - he knows the last chapter.	Your book - that's why you were always in the cellar!
i told you, there is no way out. he won't let you go.	'HE'?  Whom do you mean-
oh, ellen.  my sweet ellen... of course i knew.	We loved each other once.  Have you forgotten that?
of course you'll give me the blame again.  like back then.  just a tiny cut and he could still be alive today - isn't that right, ellen?	What are you talking about-
martin, damnit, what are you up to? let go of me!	Of course you'll give me the blame again.  Like back then.  Just a tiny cut and he could still be alive today - isn't that right, Ellen?
you know what i have to do now, and believe me:  i don't enjoy doing this.	Martin, damnit, what are you up to? Let go of me!
it's simply too dangerous here! but no, you always have to have it your way.	You know what I have to do now, and believe me:  I don't enjoy doing this.
martin, what-	It's simply too dangerous here! But no, you always have to have it your way.
will you finally cut it out?  just in case you haven't noticed, i am trying to write a book here.  and maybe - even with your birdbrains - you can figure it's a pretty tough job. so why can't you just leave me alone?	Damn it, look at you!  Don't you see what's happening with you?  We need to get out of here, don't you understand?  Out of this house!
this house, the whole damned area around here is one mass grave... now you might call me crazy, but there is something negative about the place.	Okay, so the house has a history and there might still be a couple of corpses in the moors.  "There is something negative about the place..."  What the hell are you trying to say?  Come on!  Spit it out!
during the middle ages people were executed at every corner.  what's your point?	This house, the whole damned area around here is one mass grave... Now you might call me crazy, but there is something negative about the place.
let me guess:  another short circuit?	Hi, darling.
maybe an animal.	An animal?  What kind of animal? A goddamned T-Rex, or what?
old?!  come look at this!  she has wounds.  wounds on her head.  like thrashes.  or bites.	Maybe an animal.
she was old.	Old?!  Come look at this!  She has wounds.  Wounds on her head.  Like thrashes.  Or bites.
look at this!  the dog!  she's dead!	She was old.
what?	Look at this!  The dog!  She's dead!
who's that?	I haven't the slightest idea.
what? what am i supposed to sense?	The house - Tommi - something just doesn't jive here...
it's just a feeling.  don't you sense it, too?	What? What am I supposed to sense?
ellen, what are you trying to prove, anyway?  that we've created ourselves a ghost?  come on!	It's just a feeling.  Don't you sense it, too?
"events commonly interpreted as haunting apparitions often result from psychic disharmonies or undigested traumatic ordeals..."	Ellen, what are you trying to prove, anyway?  That we've created ourselves a ghost?  Come on!
where have you been?	In the village.  Look what I found.
but that's not the point! what if all these things are somehow connected?	Oh, baloney.  You should just hear yourself talk!
where have you been all day?	I went to see Prof. Roth!  You know, I had another one of those dreams last night.  I saw Tommi!
why not?  she can guard the house. by the way, i gave her a name: clara.	Where have you been all day?
don't tell me you've made friends with that wandering flea circus?	Why not?  She can guard the house. By the way, I gave her a name: Clara.
hey, you're still here.  i suppose you like it here with us.	No, thanks.  I have everything I need.  Drive safely, you hear?
so, did you sleep good?	Yeah... I have to go to town.
now, what did i do to deserve this?	Come on, at least try one.  It took me two hours to make these.
well, apparently it was a big mistake to try talking to you. don't you remember what we promised to each other?  honesty - trust!	Come on, this isn't about honesty. You just need a good night's sleep. The way you toss and turn all night, even I hardly get any sleep.
you know, it's not always easy for me, either.  but at least i try not to give in to each and every neurosis.	Well, apparently it was a big mistake to try talking to you. Don't you remember what we promised to each other?  Honesty - trust!
martin, it's not funny!	You know, it's not always easy for me, either.  But at least I try not to give in to each and every neurosis.
who was that?	Someone from the village.
maybe different.  i don't know, ellen.	If we stand a chance at all, it's only by sticking together.
do you really think anything can ever be like it was before?	Maybe different.  I don't know, Ellen.
so do i, believe me.	Do you really think anything can ever be like it was before?
i miss tommi so much.	So do I, believe me.
i was so excited about meeting you. again and again, i kept getting in the back of the line so i could be the last to talk to you.	And two months later, we got married.  And all because of one sentence:  "With you, my life began and with you shall it end..."
not a book fair.  i was signing autographs in a department store.	I was so excited about meeting you. Again and again, I kept getting in the back of the line so I could be the last to talk to you.
cherry-red tears, your first book. i read it at least nine times.  and then i found out you were going to attend some kind of book fair.	Not a book fair.  I was signing autographs in a department store.
what?	Cherry-red Tears, your first book. I read it at least nine times.  And then I found out you were going to attend some kind of book fair.
cherry-red tears.	What?
we just have to make a new beginning.	Cherry-red Tears.
i have a funny feeling.  do you think we'll get over all that's happened?	We just have to make a new beginning.
hey, take your time.  you know time heals better than any shrink ever can.	I have a funny feeling.  Do you think we'll get over all that's happened?
maybe i should talk to dr. roth about it.	Hey, take your time.  You know time heals better than any shrink ever can.
is everything alright?  aren't you feeling well?	I just had a really strange experience.
making our very own solstice fire.	Is everything alright?  Aren't you feeling well?
what are you doing?	Making our very own solstice fire.
where are you going?	Well, if you won't let me smoke grass, then at least I'll go get myself some cigarettes.
yes, daddy.	Where are you going?
hey, flower child, the sixties are over.  and this stuff is hazardous to your health.	Yes, daddy.
my father was an electrician. already forgot that?	My father was a pilot.  And do I know how to fly?
you?	My father was an electrician. Already forgot that?
i'll do it myself.	You?
do you have a better idea?	I'll do it myself.
are you crazy?  that costs a fortune!	Do you have a better idea?
we'll call for someone from town first thing in the morning.	Are you crazy?  That costs a fortune!
look at this!  we'll have to fix the whole wiring.  this stuff is dangerous as hell.	We'll call for someone from town first thing in the morning.
do you know where fuse box is?	In the cellar, I think. Wait, I'll take care of it.
oh, damnit!	Do you know where fuse box is?
hey... the fuse.	Oh, damnit!
we're probably lucky that we even have running water and electricity! damned box!	Hey... the fuse.
maybe the antenna's broken.	We're probably lucky that we even have running water and electricity! Damned box!
i mean the armchair!	Oh, that was upstairs.  A real antiquity!  I think it's great.
it still worked in town.	I mean the armchair!
what kind of a horrible thing is that?	It still worked in town.
oh, the muse... we're still having our differences.  you know how it is with women.	Well then, I guess I'd better leave the two of you alone.  But don't forget...
me and the muse, of course.  how is your book coming along?	Oh, the muse... we're still having our differences.  You know how it is with women.
they say it's fantastic.  at least that's what i read in a men's magazine.  so who are the two lucky ones?	Me and the muse, of course.  How is your book coming along?
so, how does it feel to be kissed by two women?	They say it's fantastic.  At least that's what I read in a men's magazine.  So who are the two lucky ones?
you'll never get away from me!	So, how does it feel to be kissed by two women?
stop that!	You'll never get away from me!
ellen, move aside...	Oh God, Tommi...
you're not a doctor, you'll hurt him!	What else should I do, damn it, he's dying!
i have to cut his windpipe...	You're not a doctor, you'll hurt him!
say it anyway.  come on, how much do you love me?	"With you, my life began and with you shall it end..."
why else?	Come on, say it.  You know...
but what is the truth?	I don't know all about what happened back then.  But it always stood between me and my husband.
that's alright.  don't misunderstand my husband.  it's only that he's already had enough problems with this case. and who would believe him if he told the truth?	But what is the truth?
thank you.  elisabeth, i didn't mean to...	That's alright.  Don't misunderstand my husband.  It's only that he's already had enough problems with this case. And who would believe him if he told the truth?
frank kosinski.  here's the address.  go see him.  ask him.	Thank you.  Elisabeth, I didn't mean to...
i really hate to bother him, but...	Oh no, no.  You're not bothering him.  He has lots of time since he's been retired.
oh, ellen!  i've been wondering when you'd come.  why don't you step in.	Thank you.
ellen.	You're doing fine, aren't you?  I mean... the two of you alone in that house, so far out in the moor.
do yourself a favor:  don't ask.	I appreciate your concern, but we live in that house.  I need to know what happened in there.
1976.  what happened back then?	Do yourself a favor:  Don't ask.
you know, after doing that job for so many years, you learn to appreciate the simple things in life.  flowers incorporate a beauty that i always missed in life.  but certainly, you're not here to chat about my hobbies.	1976.  What happened back then?
i guess it's too lonely for most folks.  it's time for me to get going. it's been a pleasure meeting you.	Wait, won't you join me for a cup of coffee?
do i look like it that much?	Village gossip.  You're a real attraction here.
it's a pleasure.  you're from the city, right?	Do I look like it that much?
ellen straub.	It's a pleasure.  You're from the city, right?
you know, i saw him sitting outside your gate...  oh, i'm sorry, i'm forgetting my manners again!  i haven't even introduced myself yet. hi, my name's lindner. karl lindner.	Ellen Straub.
no, i've never seen him before.	You know, I saw him sitting outside your gate...  Oh, I'm sorry, I'm forgetting my manners again!  I haven't even introduced myself yet. Hi, my name's Lindner. Karl Lindner.
does this dog here belong to you?	No, I've never seen him before.
hello.  can i help you?	Does this dog here belong to you?
it all went so fast.  he was out of his mind and then all of sudden there was this screwdriver.  i only wanted to defend myself.  you have to call the police...	We can do all of that later, but first you need to calm down.
what?	I think I've killed him.  Martin, my husband, I've killed him!  That is, I'm not sure, but...
i've killed my husband!	What?
mrs. straub!	I've killed my husband!
and that is?	A tumor - which could cause pressure on certain parts of the brain and, thus, influence your perception.
there is, of course, another possible explanation which i dearly hope is not the case.	And that is?
listen, it's one thing to have a guilt complex. but i know the difference between when i'm overstrung and when i'm seeing things that are simply not there! besides, it only began after we moved!	There is, of course, another possible explanation which I dearly hope is not the case.
hammer?	How could I fail to notice that! - I have to go...
peculiar?  you mean, like back then?	Yes, something was...
i think it's starting again. you know... there was something peculiar.  if only i knew...	Peculiar?  You mean, like back then?
we should leave the past alone.	Well, it will never leave us alone as long as you ignore it.
you didn't tell her!	We should leave the past alone.
stop scaring people.  let's go. we need to be on our way.	Excuse us.  But do stop by for a visit sometime!  You are welcome anytime.
oh, mrs. straub.  may i introduce you to my wife?	Just call me Elisabeth.
hey, my man!  how's the masterpiece coming along?	Not so bad, if I could get some peace and quiet around here.
twenty-three, to be exact.	I wonder how you guys figure on renovating this whole place.  You can afford to spend some money.  If I was you, I'd spare myself all the hard work.  Besides, didn't you want to start writing again?
look at this.  the lock is totally demolished.	I guess someone lost their key. You did get your tetanus shots, I hope?
tenth floor.	Very funny.
damn, this thing is heavy. where do you want to have it?	Tenth floor.
well, look here!	Ladies and gentlemen: The "Straub country-residence".
ohwhat have i done?	He was the first man among us. A great light has gone out.
you are a gentleman.	And you are a Warwickshire shit-house.
thank you, ned.	You are a gentleman.
romeo and juliet--just a suggestion.	Thank you, Ned.
ah	Romeo and Juliet--just a suggestion.
the title won't do.	Ah
oh	The title won't do.
it's good.	Oh
nedi knowi know	It's good.
you did not like the speech?	The speech is excellent.  "Oh, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you!" Excellent and a good length. But then he disappears for the length of a bible.
willwhere is mercutio?	Locked safe in here. I leave the scene in your safe keeping, Ned, I have a sonnet to write.
and the title of this piece?	Mercutio
we are in desperate want of a mercutio, ned, a young nobleman of verona	And the title of this piece?
lady?	Viola De Lesseps. Known her since she was this high. Wouldn't deceive a child.
thank you, my lady!	Lady?
oh, thomas! she has cut my strings! i am unmanned, unmended, and unmade, like a puppet in a box.	Writer, is he?
do you know that house?	Sir Robert De Lesseps.
i had the christopher marlowe in my boat once.	Do you know that house?
really?	I had the Christopher Marlowe in my boat once.
yes, i've seen you in something. that one about a king.	Really?
yes.	Yes, I've seen you in something. That one about a king.
i know your face. are you an actor?	Yes.
right you are, governor!	I know your face. Are you an actor?
follow that boat!	Right you are, governor!
you did. but ned alleyn and the admiral's men have the playing of it as the rose.	Treachery!
i gave shakespeare two sovereigns for romeo!	You did. But Ned Alleyn and the Admiral's Men have the playing of it as the Rose.
well, i am to deptford now, i leave my respects, miss rosaline.	I gave Shakespeare two sovereigns for Romeo!
never!	Well, I am to Deptford now, I leave my respects, Miss Rosaline.
romeo?--he gave it to henslowe.	Never!
what is money to me like us? besides, if i need a play, i have another waiting, a comedy by shakespeare.	Romeo?--he gave it to Henslowe.
twenty pounds on delivery	What is money to me like us? Besides, if I need a play, I have another waiting, a comedy by Shakespeare.
wait!  will you desist!	Twenty pounds on delivery
then tomorrow you will have the pages.	Wait!  Will you desist!
tomorrow.	Then tomorrow you will have the pages.
you have the money?	Tomorrow.
you have the last act?	You have the money?
my massacre at paris is complete.	You have the last act?
what do you want, kit?	My Massacre at Paris is complete.
we will all be put in the clink.	See you in jail.
we have no juliet!	No Juliet?!
and what favour does mr. tilney receive from you?	Ask him.
the queen has commanded, she loves a comedy and the master of the revels favours us.	And what favour does Mr. Tilney receive from you?
burbage, i will see you hanged for a pickpocket.	The Queen has commanded, she loves a comedy and the Master of the Revels favours us.
done.	Burbage, I will see you hanged for a pickpocket.
here is two sovereigns--i'll give you two more when you show me the pages.	Done.
ned is wrong for it.	Here is two sovereigns--I'll give you two more when you show me the pages.
i swear it. he wants romeo for ned and the admiral's men.	Ned is wrong for it.
you're a liar.	I swear it. He wants Romeo for Ned and the Admiral's Men.
ten pounds.	You're a liar.
how much?	Ten pounds.
it's for henslowe. he paid me.	How much?
i will play him. bring it tomorrow.	It's for Henslowe. He paid me.
romeo	I will play him. Bring it tomorrow.
the title?	Romeo
romeo. wit, swordsman, lover.	The title?
what is the chief part?	Romeo. Wit, swordsman, lover.
a comedy. all but done, a pirate comedy, wonderful.	What is the chief part?
are you writing?	A comedy. All but done, a pirate comedy, wonderful.
when i have fifty pounds.	Are you writing?
not from me. i only stole it. when are you coming over to the chamberlain's men?	When I have fifty pounds.
i am still owed money for this play, burbage.	Not from me. I only stole it. When are you coming over to the Chamberlain's Men?
there is no dog in the first scene, will kempe, thank you. how goes it will?	I am still owed money for this play, Burbage.
will it restore my gift?	The woman who wears the snake will dream of you, and your gift will return. Words will flow like a river. I will see you in a week.
so now you are free to love	yet cannot love nor write it.
four years and a hundred miles away in stratford. a cold bed too, since the twins were born. banishment was a blessing.	So now you are free to love
no, your marriage bed.	Four years and a hundred miles away in Stratford. A cold bed too, since the twins were born. Banishment was a blessing.
on my mother's side the ardens	No, your marriage bed.
and your relations?	On my mother's side the Ardens
she had a cottage. one day, she was three months gone with child, so	And your relations?
a woman of property?	She had a cottage. One day, she was three months gone with child, so
a goodly length in times past, but lately	No, no. You have a wife, children
how long has it been?	A goodly length in times past, but lately
tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love?	How long has it been?
it is like trying to a pick a lock with a wet herring.	Tell me, are you lately humbled in the act of love?
most interesting.	It is like trying to a pick a lock with a wet herring.
nothing comes.	Most interesting.
interesting.	Nothing comes.
i have lost my gift.  it's as if my quill is broken. as if the organ of the imagination has dried up. as if the proud tower of my genius has collapsed.	Interesting.
i am here to help you. tell me in your own words.	I have lost my gift.  It's as if my quill is broken. As if the organ of the imagination has dried up. As if the proud tower of my genius has collapsed.
aye, now and again, but what of it? i have lost my gift.	I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
black sue, fat phoebe, rosaline, burbage's seamstress; aphrodite, who does it behind the dog and	Aye, now and again, but what of it? I have lost my gift.
and yet you tell me you lie with women?	Black Sue, Fat Phoebe, Rosaline, Burbage's seamstress; Aphrodite, who does it behind the Dog and
words, words, wordsonce, i had the gifti could make love out of words as a potter makes cups out of clay love that overthrows empires, love that binds two hearts together come hellfire and brimstonesfor sixpence a line, i could cause a riot in a nunnerybut now	And yet you tell me you lie with women?
that's me.	And buys a deadly poison. He enters the tomb to say farewell to Juliet who lies there cold as death. He drinks the poison. He dies by her side. And then she wakes and sees him dead.
i have not said all. by malign fate, the message goes astray which would tell romeo of the friar's plan. he hears only that juliet is dead. and thus he goes to the apothecary.	That's me.
mr. fennyman, because you love the theatre you must have a part in my play. i am writing an apothecary, a small but vital role.	By heaven, I thank you! I will be your Apothecary!
yes, i saw it.	Of course, it was mighty writing. There is no one like Marlowe
i saw his tamburlaine, you know. wonderful.	Yes, I saw it.
gentlemen! thank you! you are welcome.	Who is that?
well, that will have them rolling in the aisles.	Sad and wonderful! I have a blue velvet cap which will do well, I have seen apothecary with a cap just so.
mr. shakespeare has given me the part of the apothecary!	The Apothecary? Will, what is the story? Where is the shipwreck? How does the comedy end?
i want no more trouble, mr. fennyman. as i explained to you, the theatre business	Henslowe, you pound of tripe, in my business I would be out of business if I had your courage, so don't tell me about business
but nothing is happening.	Yes, but very well.
very well.	But nothing is happening.
is it going well?	Very well.
where is the play?	Oh, it's coming, it's coming.
how?	I don't know. It's a mystery.
nothing. strangely enough , it all turns out well.	How?
so what do we do?	Nothing. Strangely enough , it all turns out well.
mr. fennyman, let me explain about the theatre business.  the natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster. believe me, to be close by the plague is a bagatelle in the ups and downs of owning a theatre.	So what do we do?
by order of the master of the revels!	Mr. Fennyman, let me explain about the theatre business.  The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster. Believe me, to be close by the plague is a bagatelle in the ups and downs of owning a theatre.
oh, that.	by order of the Master of the Revels!
the theatres are all closed by the plague!	Oh, that.
what have i done, mr. fennyman?	The theatres are all closed by the plague!
this time we take your boots off!	What have I done, Mr. Fennyman?
romeo and ethel the pirate's daughteralmost finished?	Without doubt he is completing it at this very moment.
of course not!	Mr. Fennyman, I think you may have hit on something.
there's never any	Of course not!
a share of the profits.	There's never any
but i have to pay the actors and the authors.	A share of the profits.
romeo and ethel the pirate's daughter.	Good title.
what's the title?	Romeo and Ethel the Pirate's Daughter.
partners!	It's a crowd-tickler--mistaken identities, a shipwreck, a pirate king, a bit with a dog, and love triumphant.
and a share. we will be partners, mr. fennyman!	Partners!
and his ears.	And a share. We will be partners, Mr. Fennyman!
a new comedy. by will shakespeare!	And his ears.
cut his nose off.	A new comedy. By Will Shakespeare!
it's a comedy.	Cut his nose off.
put his feet in.	It's a comedy.
i have a wonderful new play!	Put his feet in.
two weeks, three at the most, aaaagh! for pity's sake.	Take his feet out. Where will you get
when?	Two weeks, three at the most, Aaaagh! For pity's sake.
do you know it?	Every word.
thomas kent!	Do you know it?
who are you?	Thomas Kent!
what happened to sam?	Who are you?
it will be all right, madam.	What happened to Sam?
no juliet?!	it will be all right, madam.
it is over.	I am so sorry, Mr. Henslowe. I wanted to be an actor.  I am sorry, Will.
ned, i swear i knew nothing of this!	Nobody knew!
how will it?	I don't know. It's a mystery.
juliet does not come on for twenty pages. it will be all right.	How will it?
go on.	Juliet does not come on for twenty pages. It will be all right.
the show must  you know	Go on.
what do we do now?	The show must  you know
another little problem.	What do we do now?
how will it?	I don't know, it's a mystery.
no, it will turn out well.	How will it?
we are lost.	No, it will turn out well.
by god, i wish i knew.	By God, Will, if you do not, who does? Let us have pirates, clowns, and a happy ending, or we will send you back to Stratford to your wife!
juliet? you mean ethel.	God's teeth, am I to suffer this constant stream of interruption?!  What will you do in Act Two when he meets the love of his life?
the one who came with your letter?	What?
romeo.	The one who came with your letter?
what? who?	Romeo.
cut round him for now.	What? Who?
it is customary to make a little speech on the first day. it does no harm and authors like it.	You want to know what parts you are to receive. All will be settled as we go
we are about to embark on a great voyage.	It is customary to make a little speech on the first day. It does no harm and authors like it.
nobody. the author.	We are about to embark on a great voyage.
we are at least six men short, and those we have will be overparted, ranters and stutterers who should be sent back to the stews. my romeo has let me down. i see disaster.	We are at least four acts short, Will, if you are looking for disaster.
well, i to my work, you to yours. when can i see pages?	Tomorrow
i did not.	Well, I to my work, you to yours. When can I see pages?
my tailor. wants to be an actor. i have a few debts here and there. well, that seems to be everybody. did you see a romeo?	I did not.
will! have you finished?	Yes. Nearly.  It's all locked safe in here. We need Ralph for the Pirate King. Good morning, Master Nol. You will have a nice little part.
romeo and rosaline. scene one! god, i'm good!	Rosaline? You mean Ethel.
i feel a scene coming on.	Is it about a pirate's daughter?
now where? will?	To the Palace at Whitehall.
where are you going?	To my weekly confession.
cut out my heart! throw my liver to the dogs!	No, then.
burbage offers me a partnership in the chamberlain's men. for fifty pounds my hired player days are over.	Cut out my heart! Throw my liver to the dogs!
fifty pounds? what for?	Burbage offers me a partnership in the Chamberlain's Men. For fifty pounds my hired player days are over.
mr. henslowe, will you lend me fifty pounds?	Fifty pounds? What for?
nobody! you are writing it for me! i gave you three pounds a month since.	Half what you owed me. I am still due for One Gentleman of Verona.
who wrote that?	Nobody! You are writing it for me! I gave you three pounds a month since.
no--it's comedy they want, will! comedy! like romeo and ethel?	Who wrote that?
what piece? richard crookback?	No--it's comedy they want, Will! Comedy! Like Romeo and Ethel?
well, i am a dead man and buggered to boot. my theatre is close by the plague these twelve weeks, my company is playing the inn-yards of england, while burbage and the chamberlain's men are invited to court and receive ten pounds to play your piece, written for my theatre, by my writer, at my risk when you were green and grateful -	What piece? Richard Crookback?
henslowe, you have no soul so how can you understand the emptiness that seeks a soulmate?	Well, I am a dead man and buggered to boot. My theatre is close by the plague these twelve weeks, my company is playing the inn-yards of England, while Burbage and the Chamberlain's Men are invited to court and receive ten pounds to play your piece, written for my theatre, by my writer, at my risk when you were green and grateful -
aphrodite baggot who does it behind the dog and trumpet?	Henslowe, you have no soul so how can you understand the emptiness that seeks a soulmate?
she is always aphrodite.	Aphrodite Baggot who does it behind the Dog and Trumpet?
who is she this time?!	She is always Aphrodite.
as soon as i have found my muse	Who is she this time?!
god be praised!  locked?	As soon as I have found my muse
it is all locked safe in here	God be praised!  Locked?
no, no, we haven't the time. talk prose. where is my play?	It is all locked safe in here
doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move	No, no, we haven't the time. Talk prose. Where is my play?
will! where is my play? tell me you have it nearly done! tell me you have it started.  you have begun?	Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move
this is a different one.	A different one you haven't written?
i thought your play was for burbage.	This is a different one.
good luck with yours, kit.	I thought your play was for Burbage.
his best friend is killed in a duel by ethel's brother or something. his name is mercutio.	Mercutiogood name.
the daughter of his enemy.	His best friend is killed in a duel by Ethel's brother or something. His name is Mercutio.
the daughter of his enemy.	The daughter of his enemy.
do you think?	The daughter of his enemy.
ethel.	Do you think?
yes, that's good. until he meets	Ethel.
romeo isitalian. always in and out of love.	Yes, that's good. Until he meets
well, there's a pirate  in truth, i have not written a word.	Romeo isItalian. Always in and out of love.
what is the story?	Well, there's a pirate  In truth, I have not written a word.
romeo and ethel the pirate's daughter.  yes, i know.	What is the story?
and yours?	Romeo and Ethel the Pirate's Daughter.  Yes, I know.
good title.	And yours?
i have a new one nearly done, and better. the massacre at paris.	Good title.
i love your early work. "was this the face that launched a thousand ships and burnt the topless towers of ilium?"	I have a new one nearly done, and better. The Massacre at Paris.
not new--my doctor faustus.	I love your early work. "Was this the face that launched a thousand ships and burnt the topless towers of Ilium?"
i hear you have a new play for the curtain.	Not new--my Doctor Faustus.
i insist--and a beaker for mr. marlowe. the barman does the business.	I hear you have a new play for the Curtain.
i have. and chinks to show for it.	I insist--and a beaker for Mr. Marlowe. The BARMAN does the business.
burbage says you have a play.	I have. And chinks to show for it.
wonderful, wonderful.	Burbage says you have a play.
how goes it, will?	Wonderful, wonderful.
kit	How goes it, Will?
"of love?"	"Out of her favour where I am in love."
"out."	"Of love?"
it was. what sadness lengthens romeo's hours?"	"Not having that which, having, makes them short."
"ay me, sad hours seem long. was that my father that went hence so fast?"	It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?"
"but new struck nine."	"Ay me, sad hours seem long. Was that my father that went hence so fast?"
"is the day so young?"	"But new struck nine."
"good morrow, cousin."	"Is the day so young?"
god bless you!	Thank you. Let go, there's a good nurse.
i will.	God bless you!
be good to her, my lord!	I will.
be patient, my lord, she is dressing.	Will you ask Her Majesty to be patient?!
not ready? where is she?	Be patient, my lord, she is dressing.
it would be better that you return tomorrow, my lord.	It would be better that you tell her to get off her knees and show some civility to her six-day lord and master.
piety is for sunday! and two hours at prayer is not piety, it is self- importance!	It would be better that you return tomorrow, my lord.
lady viola is pious, my lord.	Piety is for Sunday! And two hours at prayer is not piety, it is self- importance!
two hours at prayer!	Lady Viola is pious, my lord.
my lady, this play will end badly. i will tell.	You will not tell. As you love me and as I love you, you will bind my breast and buy me a boy's wig!
oh, nurse! he would give thomas kent the life of viola de lesseps's dreaming.	My lady, this play will end badly. I will tell.
he looks well enough for a mountebank.	Oh, Nurse! He would give Thomas Kent the life of Viola De Lesseps's dreaming.
from tomorrow, away in the country for three weeks! is master shakespeare not handsome?	He looks well enough for a mountebank.
your mother, and your father	From tomorrow, away in the country for three weeks! Is Master Shakespeare not handsome?
verona again.	A comedy of quarreling families reconciled in the discovery of Romeo to be the very same Capulet cousin stolen from the cradle and fostered to manhood by his Montague mother that was robbed of her own child by the Pirate King!
he sees himself in me! romeo montague, a young man of verona.	Verona again.
as a nurse.	But I would be Valentine and Silvia too. Good Nurse, God save you and good night. I would stay asleep my whole life if I could dream myself into a company of players.
no . . . not the artful postures of love, but love that over- throws life. unbiddable, ungovernable, like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. love like there has never been in a play.  i will have love or i will end my days as a . . .	As a nurse.
like valentine and silvia?	No . . . not the artful postures of love, but love that over- throws life. Unbiddable, ungovernable, like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love like there has never been in a play.  I will have love or I will end my days as a . . .
all the men at court are without poetry. if they look at me they see my father's fortune. i will have poetry in my life. and adventure. and love. love above all.	Like Valentine and Silvia?
well-monied is the same as well-born and well-married is more so. lord wessex was looking at you tonight.	All the men at court are without poetry. If they look at me they see my father's fortune. I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all.
i am not so well-born.	Well-monied is the same as well-born and well-married is more so. Lord Wessex was looking at you tonight.
playhouses are not for well-born ladies.	I am not so well-born.
be still.	Playhouses are not for well-born ladies.
but at the playhouse. nurse?	Be still.
when the queen commands it.	But at the playhouse. Nurse?
but silvia i did not care for much. his fingers were red from fighting and he spoke like a schoolboy at lessons. stage love will never be true love while the law of the land has our heroines played by pipsqueak boys in petticoats! oh, when can we see another?	When the Queen commands it.
i liked the dog, for laughs.	But Silvia I did not care for much. His fingers were red from fighting and he spoke like a schoolboy at lessons. Stage love will never be true love while the law of the land has our heroines played by pipsqueak boys in petticoats! Oh, when can we see another?
did you like proteus or valentine best? proteus for speaking, valentine for looks.	I liked the dog, for laughs.
but playwrights teach nothing about love, they make it pretty, they make it comical, or they make it lust. they cannot make it true.	Oh, but they can!
and i love poetry above all.	Above Lord Wessex?
and--?	And I love poetry above all.
they are not acted for you, they are acted for me.	And--?
i love theatre. to have stories acted for me by a company of fellows is indeed	They are not acted for you, they are acted for me.
speak out! i know who i am. do you love stories of kings and queens? feats of arms? or is it courtly love?	I love theatre. To have stories acted for me by a company of fellows is indeed
your majesty	Speak out! I know who I am. Do you love stories of kings and queens? Feats of arms? Or is it courtly love?
what do you love so much?	Your Majesty
your majesty.	What do you love so much?
i have seen you. you are the one who comes to all the plays--at whitehall, at richmond.	Your Majesty.
stand up straight, girl.	I have seen you. You are the one who comes to all the plays--at Whitehall, at Richmond.
your majesty.	Stand up straight, girl.
fifty shillings.  pounds.	Give it to Master Kent. He will see it rightfully home. WESSEX gives his purse to VIOLA.
lord wessex, as i foretold, has lost his wife in the play- house--go make your farewell and send her out. it's time to settle accounts.  how much was the wager?	Fifty shillings.  Pounds.
as stories must when love's denied--with tears and a journey. those whom god has joined in marriage, not even i can put asunder.	Lord Wessex, as I foretold, has lost his wife in the play- house--go make your farewell and send her out. It's time to settle accounts.  How much was the wager?
indeed i am a bride short. how is this to end?	As stories must when love's denied--with tears and a journey. Those whom God has joined in marriage, not even I can put asunder.
why, lord wessex! lost your wife so soon?	Indeed I am a bride short. How is this to end?
your majesty!	Why, Lord Wessex! Lost your wife so soon?
your majesty	There was a wager, I rememberas to whether a play can show the very truth and nature of love. I think you lost it today.  You are an eager boy. Did you like the play?
"madam!"	By and by I come to cease thy strife and leave me to my grief. A thousand times good night!"
"i come, anon--but if thou meanest not well, i do beseech thee--"	"Madam!"
"madam!"	"I come, anon--But if thou meanest not well, I do beseech thee--"
"all my fortunes at thy foot i'll lay, and follow thee my lord throughout the world."	"Madam!"
"i know not."	"Go ask his name--If he be married, My grave is like to be my wedding bed."
will!	I would have made you immortal.  Tell Burbage he has lost a new play by Will Shakespeare.
are you to be my muse, rosaline?	Burbage has my keeping but you have my heart.
you left it in my bed. come to look for it again.	Are you to be my muse, ROSALINE?
i have lost my gift.	You left it in my bed. Come to look for it again.
when will you write me a sonnet, will?	I have lost my gift.
sam! do me a speech, do me a line.	"Parting is such sweet sorrow"
it is not my fault, master shakespeare. i could do it yesterday.	Sam! Do me a speech, do me a line.
luck be with you, sam.  sam?	It is not my fault, Master Shakespeare. I could do it yesterday.
master shakespeare	Luck be with you, Sam.  Sam?
no, no, a touch of cold only. we suspect he is lying but will has turned away.	Master Henslowe, you have your actors.
but your voice  have they dropped?	No, no, a touch of cold only. We suspect he is lying but WILL has turned away.
i am, master shakespeare.	But your voice  Have they dropped?
mr. pope! mr. phillips! welcome, george bryan! james armitage!  sam! my pretty one! are you ready to fall in love again?	I am, Master Shakespeare.
"what satisfaction can'st thou have tonight?"	"The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine."
"o wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?"	"What satisfaction can'st thou have tonight?"
i would not for the world!	I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes; And but thou love me, let them find me here.
"ay me."	"She speaks.
"the brightness of her cheek would shame those stars as daylight doth a lamp. her eyes in heaven would through the airy region stream so bright that birds would sing and think it were not night. see how she leans her cheek upon her hand. o that i were a glove upon that hand, that i might touch that cheek.	"Ay me."
"then have my lips the sin that they have took."	"Sin from my lips? Oh trespass sweetly urg'd. Give me my sin again."
"thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purg'd."	"Then have my lips the sin that they have took."
"ay pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer."	"Oh then, dear saint, let lips do what hands to: They pray: grant thou, lest faith turn to despair."
"have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?"	"Ay pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer."
as any mule in christendom. but if you are the man to rider her, their are rubies in the saddlebag.	I like her.
is she obedient?	As any mule in Christendom. But if you are the man to rider her, their are rubies in the saddlebag.
she will breed. if she do not, send her back.	Is she obedient?
my plantations in virginia are not mortgaged for a nutmeg. i have an ancient name that will bring you preferment when your grandson is a wessex. is she fertile?	She will breed. If she do not, send her back.
she is a beauty, my lord, as would take a king to church for a dowry of a nutmeg.	My plantations in Virginia are not mortgaged for a nutmeg. I have an ancient name that will bring you preferment when your grandson is a Wessex. Is she fertile?
but the plague	Yes, I know. But he was always hanging around the house.
i have, master shakespeare.	But the plague
you have opened the playhouses?	I have, Master Shakespeare.
what does burbage care of that? he is readying the curtain for kit marlowe.	You have opened the playhouses?
like you, i found him not at home!	So this is the favour you find in the Chamberlain's Men.
wait, you'll see the cat bites his head off.	I have to get back.
i like it when they cut heads off. and the daughter mutilated with knives.	Oh. What is your name?
you admire it?	I like it when they cut heads off. And the daughter mutilated with knives.
i was in a play. they cut my head off in titus andronicus. when i write plays, they will be like titus.	You admire it?
better fortune, boy.	I was in a play. They cut my head off in Titus Andronicus. When I write plays, they will be like Titus.
i am ethel, sir, the pirate's daughter.	I'll be damned if you are!
who are you, master?	I am Ethel, sir, the Pirate's daughter.
good bye, my love, a thousand times good bye.	Write me well.
nor you for me.	Good bye, my love, a thousand times good bye.
you will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.	Nor you for me.
i don't know. it's a mystery	You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die.
how does it?	I don't know. It's a mystery
but all ends well.	How does it?
and thus unable to declare her love	But all ends well.
but fearful of her virtue, she comes to him dressed as a boy	and thus unable to declare her love
orsinogood name	But fearful of her virtue, she comes to him dressed as a boy
at sea, then--a voyage to a new world?she lands upon a vast and empty shore. she is brought to the dukeorsino.	Orsinogood name
sold in marriage and half way to america.	At sea, then--a voyage to a new world?she lands upon a vast and empty shore. She is brought to the dukeOrsino.
an excellent beginning  let him bea duke. and your heroine?	Sold in marriage and half way to America.
a comedy! what will my hero be but the saddest wretch in the kingdom, sick with love?	An excellent beginning  Let him bea duke. And your heroine?
the queen commands a comedy, will for twelfth night.	A comedy! What will my hero be but the saddest wretch in the kingdom, sick with love?
if my hurt is to be that you will write no more, then i shall be the sorrier.	The Queen commands a comedy, Will for Twelfth Night.
i have hurt you and i am sorry for it.	If my hurt is to be that you will write no more, then I shall be the sorrier.
it was we ourselves did that. and for my life to come i would not have it otherwise.	I have hurt you and I am sorry for it.
i am done with theatre. the playhouse is for dreamers. look where the dream has brought us.	It was we ourselves did that. And for my life to come I would not have it otherwise.
a hired player no longer. fifty pounds, will, for the poet of true love.	I am done with theatre. The playhouse is for dreamers. Look where the dream has brought us.
"thou need'st not to be gone."	"I have more care to stay than will to go. Come death, and welcome. Juliet wills it so. How is't my soul? Let's talk. It is not day."
"wilt thou be gone? it is not yet near day> it was the nightingale and not the lark that pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear. nightly she sings on yon pomegranate tree. believe me, love, it was the nightingale."	"It was the lark, the herald of the morn, No nightingale. Look, love, what envious streaks Do lace the severing clouds in yonder east. Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day Stands tiptoe on the misty mountain tops. I must be gone and live, or stay and die."
will you read it for me?	"Wilt thou be gone? It is not yet near day> It was the nightingale and not the lark That pierced the fearful hollow of thine ear. Nightly she sings on yon pomegranate tree. Believe me, love, it was the nightingale."
nono.	But I will go to Wessex as a widow from these vows, as solemn as they are unsanctified.
if not wessex the queen will know the cause and there will be no more will shakespeare.	Nono.
you cannot marry wessex!	If not Wessex the Queen will know the cause and there will be no more Will Shakespeare.
you were not dead before. when i thought you dead, i did not care about all the plays that will never come, only that i would never see your face. i saw our end, and it will come.	You cannot marry Wessex!
oh, my love  you ran from me before.	You were not dead before. When I thought you dead, I did not care about all the plays that will never come, only that I would never see your face. I saw our end, and it will come.
i love you, will, beyond poetry.	Oh, my love  You ran from me before.
calf love. i loved the writer, and gave up the prize for a sonnet.	I was the more deceived.
my love is no lie. i have a wife, yes, and i cannot marry the daughter of sir robert de lesseps. it needed no wife come from stratford to tell you that. and yet you let me come to your bed.	Calf love. I loved the writer, and gave up the prize for a sonnet.
you lie in your meadow as you lied in my bed.	My love is no lie. I have a wife, yes, and I cannot marry the daughter of Sir Robert de Lesseps. It needed no wife come from Stratford to tell you that. And yet you let me come to your bed.
you lie.	You lie in your meadow as you lied in my bed.
he was not dead before. i would exchange all my plays to come for all of his that will never come.	You lie.
you never spoke so well of him.	He was not dead before. I would exchange all my plays to come for all of his that will never come.
marlowe's touch was in my titus andronicus and my henry vi was a house built on his foundations.	You never spoke so well of him.
will! what--?	A literary feud. Quite normal.
i know how to fight!	Stage fighting!  Oh, Will! As Thomas Kent my heart belongs to you but as Viola the river divides us, and I will marry Wessex a week from Saturday.
you cannot, wessex will kill you	I know how to fight!
then i will go with you.	You cannot, Wessex will kill you
you follow your desire freely enough in the night. so, if that is all, to greenwich i go.	Then I will go with you.
to be the wife of a poor player?--can i wish that for lady viola, except in my dreams? and yet i would, if i were free to follow my desire in the harsh light of day.	You follow your desire freely enough in the night. So, if that is all, to Greenwich I go.
what will you have me do? marry you instead?	To be the wife of a poor player?--can I wish that for Lady Viola, except in my dreams? And yet I would, if I were free to follow my desire in the harsh light of day.
you cannot! not for the queen herself!	What will you have me do? Marry you instead?
in heaven, perhaps. it is not a comedy i am writing now. a broad river divides my lovers--family, duty, fate--as unchangeable as nature.	Yes, this is not life, Will. This is a stolen season.
oh, but it will end well for love?	In heaven, perhaps. It is not a comedy I am writing now. A broad river divides my lovers--family, duty, fate--as unchangeable as nature.
i found something in my sleep. the friar who married them will take up their destinies.	Oh, but it will end well for love?
that's my line!	Oh, but it is mine too!
"good night, good night. as sweet repose and rest come to thy heart as that within my breast. o wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?"	That's my line!
oh, will!	Yes, some of it is speakable.
oh, do not go	I must. I must
it is broad day!  the rooster tells us so!	It was the owl. Believe me, love, it was the owl.
there is time. it is still dark.	It is broad day!  The rooster tells us so!
oh--no, no!	There is time. It is still dark.
let him be damned for his pages!	Oh--no, no!
mr. henslowe?	Let him be damned for his pages!
oh, let henslowe wait.	Mr. Henslowe?
it was the owl--come to bed	Oh, let Henslowe wait.
no, the morning rooster woke me.	It was the owl--come to bed
moonlight!	No, the morning rooster woke me.
i must. look-- how pale the window.	Moonlight!
you would not leave me?	I must. Look-- how pale the window.
and that was only my first try.	Well perhaps better than my first.
oh	And that was only my first try.
even your play.	Oh
there is.	Even your play.
i would not have thought it. there is something better than a play.	There is.
i do not know how to undress a man.	It is strange to me, too.
then kiss me again for i am not mistook.	I do not know how to undress a man.
i am.	Then kiss me again for I am not mistook.
answer me only this: are you the author of the plays of william shakespeare?	I am.
wait! you are still a maid and perhaps as mistook in me as i was mistook in thomas kent.	Answer me only this: are you the author of the plays of William Shakespeare?
can you love a player?	Wait! You are still a maid and perhaps as mistook in me as I was mistook in Thomas Kent.
can you love a fool?	Can you love a player?
you can bring them with a word.	Oh, not for the world!
if they find you here they will kill you.	You can bring them with a word.
oh my lady, my love!	If they find you here they will kill you.
alas indeed, for i thought you the highest poet of my esteem and a writer of plays that capture my heart.	Oh--I am him too!
a lowly player.	Alas indeed, for I thought you the highest poet of my esteem and a writer of plays that capture my heart.
oh but why "alas?"	A lowly player.
the same, alas.	Oh but why "alas?"
anon, good nurse. anon.  master shakespeare?!	The same, alas.
will shakespeare!	Anon, good nurse. Anon.  Master Shakespeare?!
who is there?	Will Shakespeare!
my lady!	Who is there?
he is dead?	Killed last night, in a tavern! Come, then, we'll say a prayer for his soul
oh!--dear god, i did not think it would be me to tell you. a great loss to playwriting, and to dancing.	He is dead?
mourning? who is dead, my lord?	Oh!--dear God, I did not think it would be me to tell you. A great loss to playwriting, and to dancing.
and on a day of mourning. i never met the fellow but once at your house.	Mourning? Who is dead, my lord?
it is to be expected on a sunday.	And on a day of mourning. I never met the fellow but once at your house.
i understand of course. it is to be expected.	It is to be expected on a Sunday.
i am going to church.	I understand of course. It is to be expected.
bless me, i thought it was a horse.	I am going to church.
it is not my riding day, my lord.	Bless me, I thought it was a horse.
you look sad, my lady! let me take you riding.	It is not my riding day, my lord.
i meanyour majesty, they do not, they have not, but i believe there is one who can	Lady Viola isyoung in the world. Your Majesty is wise in it. Nature and truth are the very enemies of playacting. I'll wager my fortune.
good morning, my lord!	Ah! My lady! The tide waits for no man, but I swear it would wait for you!
she wants to inspect you. at greenwich, come sunday. be submissive, modest, grateful and brief.	I will do my duty, my lord.
the queen has consented?	She wants to inspect you. At Greenwich, come Sunday. Be submissive, modest, grateful and brief.
will you defy your father and your queen?	The Queen has consented?
it was your eyes. no, your lips.	Will you defy your father and your Queen?
but why me?	It was your eyes. No, your lips.
why, yes! my fortune lies in my plantations. the tobacco weed. i need four thousand pounds to fit out a ship and put my investments to work--i fancy tobacco has a future. we will not stay there long, three or four years . . .	But why me?
virginia?!	Why, yes! My fortune lies in my plantations. The tobacco weed. I need four thousand pounds to fit out a ship and put my investments to work--I fancy tobacco has a future. We will not stay there long, three or four years . . .
how your mind hops about! your father was a shopkeeper, your children will bear arms, and i will recover my fortune. that is the only matter under discussion today. you will like virginia.	Virginia?!
i do not love you, my lord.	How your mind hops about! Your father was a shopkeeper, your children will bear arms, and I will recover my fortune. That is the only matter under discussion today. You will like Virginia.
your father should keep you better informed. he has bought me for you. he returns from his estates to see us married two weeks from saturday.  you are allowed to show your pleasure.	I do not love you, my lord.
do you intend to marry, my lord?	Your father should keep you better informed. He has bought me for you. He returns from his estates to see us married two weeks from Saturday.  You are allowed to show your pleasure.
no. i have spoken to the queen.  her majesty's consent is requisite when a wessex takes a wife, and once gained, her consent is her command.	Do you intend to marry, my lord?
you flatter, my lord.	No. I have spoken to the Queen.  Her majesty's consent is requisite when a Wessex takes a wife, and once gained, her consent is her command.
i am aware of it, but it is beauty's privilege.	You flatter, my lord.
lord wessex. you have been waiting.	I am aware of it, but it is beauty's privilege.
my lady viola.	Lord Wessex. You have been waiting.
i have spoken with your father.	So my lord? I speak with him every day.
my lord.	I have spoken with your father.
my lady viola.	My lord.
oh!--it's--it's--oh, it's a house of ill- repute!	It is, Thomas, but of good reputation. Come, there is no harm in a drink.
but what of lord wessex?	For one kiss, I would defy a thousand Wessexes!
yes, by god! love knows nothing of rank or riverbank! it will spark between a queen and the poor vagabond who plays the king, and their love should be minded by each, for love denied blights the soul we owe to god! so tell my lady, william shakespeare waits for her in the garden!	But what of Lord Wessex?
i think the lady is wise to keep your love at a distance. for what lady could live up to it close to, when her eyes and lips and voice may be no more beautiful than mine? besides, can a lady born to wealth and noble marriage love happily with a bankside poet and player?	Yes, by God! Love knows nothing of rank or riverbank! It will spark between a queen and the poor vagabond who plays the king, and their love should be minded by each, for love denied blights the soul we owe to God! So tell my lady, William Shakespeare waits for her in the garden!
oh thomas, a pair of pippins! as round and rare as golden apples!	I think the lady is wise to keep your love at a distance. For what lady could live up to it close to, when her eyes and lips and voice may be no more beautiful than mine? Besides, can a lady born to wealth and noble marriage love happily with a Bankside poet and player?
what of her bosom?	Oh Thomas, a pair of pippins! As round and rare as golden apples!
constantly. without doubt. and plays the lute, she has a natural ear. and her bosom--did i mention her bosom?	What of her bosom?
she sings too?	Constantly. Without doubt. And plays the lute, she has a natural ear. And her bosom--did I mention her bosom?
deeper. softer. none of your twittering larks! i would banish nightingales from her garden before they interrupt her song.	She sings too?
and her voice? like lark song?	Deeper. Softer. None of your twittering larks! I would banish nightingales from her garden before they interrupt her song.
oh, thomas, her lips! the early morning rose would wither on the branch, if it could feel envy!	And her voice? Like lark song?
and her lips?	Oh, Thomas, her lips! The early morning rose would wither on the branch, if it could feel envy!
oh, if i could write the beauty of her eyes! i was born to look in them and know myself.	And her lips?
yes, like rain and sun, like cold and heat.  is your lady beautiful? since i came to visit from the country, i have not seen her close. tell me, is she beautiful?	Oh, if I could write the beauty of her eyes! I was born to look in them and know myself.
like a sickness and its cure together.	Yes, like rain and sun, like cold and heat.  Is your lady beautiful? Since I came to visit from the country, I have not seen her close. Tell me, is she beautiful?
yes, my aunt. but perhaps she wept a little. tell me how you love her, will.	Like a sickness and its cure together.
your aunt?	Yes, my aunt. But perhaps she wept a little. Tell me how you love her, Will.
i  her letter came to me by the nurse.	Your aunt?
no. and yet she does where the ink has run with tears. was she weeping when she gave you this?	I  Her letter came to me by the nurse.
does she say so?	No. And yet she does where the ink has run with tears. Was she weeping when she gave you this?
she loves me, thomas!	Does she say so?
it is only ours you can know.	She loves me, Thomas!
and break her heart and mine?	It is only ours you can know.
if you love her, you must do what she asks.	And break her heart and mine?
she tells me to keep away. she is to marry lord wessex. what should i do?	If you love her, you must do what she asks.
i am very sorry, sir, i have not seen act two.	Of course you have not! I have not written it!
no, sir.	He is speaking about a baggage we never even meet! What will be left in your purse when he meets his Juliet?
do you understand me?	No, sir.
yes, sir.	Do you understand me?
are you mr. shakespeare?	Let me see you. Take off your hat.
wait there.	Are you Mr. Shakespeare?
i . . .	Wait there.
where did you learn how to do that?	I . . .
my hat?	Where did you learn how to do that?
take off your hat.	My hat?
your name?	Thomas Kent. I would like to do a speech by a writer who commands the heart of every player.
you are on my ground.	By God, I'll fight the lot of you
you upstart inky pup! now i will show you your place, which is in hell!	You are on my ground.
marlowe? oh yes, he is the one, lovely waistcoat, shame about the poetry.	That dog!
an insolent penny-a-page rogue, marlowe, he said, christopher marlowe--has he been to the house?	Marlowe? Oh yes, he is the one, lovely waistcoat, shame about the poetry.
a theatre poet?	An insolent penny-a-page rogue, Marlowe, he said, Christopher Marlowe--has he been to the house?
there was a man, poet--a theatre poet, i heard--does he come to the house?	A theatre poet?
a man, my lord?	There was a man, poet--a theatre poet, I heard--does he come to the house?
is there a man?	A man, my lord?
on a more fortuitous occasion, perhaps	Oh, my lord, you will not shake me off, she never needed me more, I sear by your breeches!
her chaperone. my lady's country cousin.  my, but you be a handsome gallant, just as she said! you may call me miss wilhelmina!	On a more fortuitous occasion, perhaps
are you bringing your laundry woman?	Her chaperone. My lady's country cousin.  My, but you be a handsome gallant, just as she said! You may call me Miss Wilhelmina!
here we come at last, my lord!	Are you bringing your laundry woman?
by coveting my property. i cannot shed blood in her house but i will cut your throat anon. you have a name?	Christopher Marlowe at your service.
how do i offend, my lord?	By coveting my property. I cannot shed blood in her house but I will cut your throat anon. You have a name?
i was a poet till now, but i have seen beauty that puts my poems at one with the talking ravens at the tower.	How do I offend, my lord?
"poet?"	I was a poet till now, but I have seen beauty that puts my poems at one with the talking ravens at the Tower.
i bought the tickets. one for her and one for me. it was my idea.	Your idea? Well, that fits. I mean, the two of you, that fits together. I should have seen that long ago.
what?	I bought the tickets. One for her and one for me. It was my idea.
where do you think you'll go?	Where will we go? Where will we go? Juliet?
it's very kind of you to offer, but --	Where do you think you'll go?
about the mail --	It's very kind of you to offer, but --
no, can't think of anything else that matters.	About the mail --
yeah?	But more laughter than tears, I think? Yes. On balance? I mean, remember that time when -- oh, we could talk all night, but we have to go. Don't we, Juliet?
i mean, we've had ups and downs, right -- good times, bad times?	Yeah?
not at all.	I mean, we've had ups and downs, right -- good times, bad times?
for the best. exactly. i wouldn't want things to end on a downer.	Not at all.
oh, no, no, no. don't let it worry you. not at all. it's probably for the best.	For the best. Exactly. I wouldn't want things to end on a downer.
no, really, i am sorry, sorry to be ducking out on you like this. i hope you won't take it personally.	Oh, no, no, no. Don't let it worry you. Not at all. It's probably for the best.
it's all right. i'll forward your mail.	No, really, I am sorry, sorry to be ducking out on you like this. I hope you won't take it personally.
yeah, i'm sorry, but that's the way it is.	It's all right. I'll forward your mail.
so i gathered.	Yeah, I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.
you old devil. well, anyway, as you can see, we're leaving.	So I gathered.
yeah, i was phoning your mother.	You old devil. Well, anyway, as you can see, we're leaving.
sex lines? is that it? triple x-rated interactive fantasy? old habits die hard.	Yeah, I was phoning your mother.
they know? so what? they have nothing, there is nothing, to connect us to that bodies stuff.	Except the money.
they know.	They know? So what? They have nothing, there is nothing, to connect us to that bodies stuff.
they can know all they like, it won't do them the slightest bit of good --	They know.
but they know.	They can know all they like, it won't do them the slightest bit of good --
i'm glad you're so certain, alex. it makes us feel a whole lot better.	I beg your pardon?
it doesn't neccessarily matter. they don't even know who those people are, and even if they did, they have nothing to connect them with us, nothing at all.	I'm glad you're so certain, Alex. It makes us feel a whole lot better.
it wasn't deep enough. i told you it wasn't deep enough, but you wouldn't listen.	It doesn't neccessarily matter. They don't even know who those people are, and even if they did, they have nothing to connect them with us, nothing at all.
your friends.	I don't know what you're talking about.
who?	Your friends.
what for? what did you want? the money? was that it?	We just wanted to speak to you.
looking for you? yes.	What for? What did you want? The money? Was that it?
you looking for me?	Looking for you? Yes.
i want to secure it.	Secure it? What do you mean -- you're gong to take it to a bank? You're not going to take it to a bank? You're not going to take it to a bank Or what, you want to bury it? Is that it?
not eating like you used to, that's what.	If you give me the plate, I'll eat.
not eating what?	Not eating like you used to, that's what.
you're not eating.	Not eating what?
nothing.	You're not eating.
what's wrong?	Nothing.
no, i'm sure, that'll be enough.	What's wrong?
you're sure? there's lots more.	No, I'm sure, that'll be enough.
what? yes, that's fine.	You're sure? There's lots more.
i fitted a lock up there. on the inside.	Oh, that'll come in useful.
what's all this for, more security?	I fitted a lock up there. On the inside.
no, it doesn't. i tried to let it worry me but it won't. i've worked on that paper for three years. there is a pensioner's terror ordeal on page six every day. every day. maybe when i'm a pensioner it'll worry me.	What's all this for, more security?
doesn't it worry you?	No, it doesn't. I tried to let it worry me but it won't. I've worked on that paper for three years. There is a pensioner's terror ordeal on page six every day. Every day. Maybe when I'm a pensioner it'll worry me.
downstairs, i know. pensioner's terror ordeal: page six.	Doesn't it worry you?
there was a break-in.	Downstairs, I know. Pensioner's terror ordeal: page six.
from what? jehovah's witnesses?	There was a break-in.
security.	From what? Jehovah's Witnesses?
what is this?	Security.
how much?	I don't know.
i don't know.	How much?
how much did you pay?	I don't know.
i don't know.	How much did you pay?
how much did you pay?	I don't know.
yeah, but you were good, you were really good. fucking bin-bag', i liked that. you were good. you explored your maleness to the full there.	You think so?
good luck. i love that guy, but why does he have to follow us around?	Anyway, what I was wanting to say was this --
now.	After.
after you drink to love and happiness forever.	Now.
i want to talk now.	After you drink to love and happiness forever.
what's the problem?	I want to talk now.
listen, it's important. we need to talk about what we're going to do --	Just stop worrying.
not now. i have an idea.	Listen, it's important. We need to talk about what we're going to do --
can we talk about something?	Not now. I have an idea.
that was good.	Can we talk about something?
is this necessary?	Yes. Now come on, all or nothing.
don't you worry about that.	Is this necessary?
is that going to be deep enough?	Don't you worry about that.
but not quite.	Is that going to be deep enough?
finished.	But not quite.
i don't know.	Look, if I draw the short straw, then I'll do it, but I'm not going to do it just because you won't.
i just thought we should discuss it.	Take his legs.
family? family? friends? drugged-up wandering suicidal search of the self fuck-ups don't have families, david.	I just thought we should discuss it.
you're telling me you want out? already? you're telling me you don't want the money? hugo is going off. he smells. the flat smells. we can't wait any longer.	I'm just telling you I can't cut him up.
i won't be able to.	You're telling me you want out? Already? You're telling me you don't want the money? Hugo is going off. He smells. The flat smells. We can't wait any longer.
i don't hear this.	I won't be able to.
i can't do it.	I don't hear this.
we all are, david, we're all going to do it. each of us, you, me and juliet, will do his or her bit. is that fair enough?	I can't do it.
you know what. who's going to do it.	We all are, David, we're all going to do it. Each of us, you, me and Juliet, will do his or her bit. Is that fair enough?
do i? what? what? what are you talking about?	You know what. Who's going to do it.
you know what i'm talking about.	Do I? What? What? What are you talking about?
then what? who's going to do what?	You know what I'm talking about.
no, not that.	Then what? Who's going to do what?
dig the pit, i don't know.	No, not that.
so who's going to do it?	Dig the pit, I don't know.
a spade, we need a spade -- i wish you would concentrate -- we need a spade if we're going to dig a pit.	So who's going to do it?
now what else? david i don't know.	A spade, we need a spade -- I wish you would concentrate -- we need a spade if we're going to dig a pit.
you call them if you want.	And what about you?
when are you going to let the police know?	You call them if you want.
he couldn't get his car started.	When are you going to let the police know?
he's still here.	He couldn't get his car started.
you think so?	All right, then, go ahead, telephone. Telephone the police. Try again. No one's going to stand in your way. Go ahead. Tell them there's a suitcase of money and you don't want it.
but don't tell me that you're not tempted by it. don't tell me that you're not interested. i know you well enough.	You think so?
it's asick idea, alex. it's sick.	But don't tell me that you're not tempted by it. Don't tell me that you're not interested. I know you well enough.
i'm only asking you both to think about it.	It's asick idea, Alex. It's sick.
you mean immoral.	I'm only asking you both to think about it.
no.	Juliet?
come on, david.	No.
no.	Come on, David.
think about it.	No.
no.	Think about it.
i saw my grandmother, of course, but i don't suppose that counts. i mean, she was alive at the time.	Can I show you something?
yes or no, yes or no, yes or --	No.
alex, i don't have the time --	Yes or no, yes or no, yes or --
have you seen him?	Alex, I don't have the time --
no, she's not in. without waiting for any more, he replaces the reciever and walks to the door, where he picks up the mail. on his way back from the door, david emerges, ready to go to work.	Have you seen him?
only on expenses.	It's true. A newspaper is paying for all this. A newspaper...
he made it clear.	Why, thank you, David.
i'm only asking what you think.	I don't have time to discuss it now. I don't care so long as he's not a freak.
i don't have time.	I'm only asking what you think.
about this guy, this hugo person.	I don't have time.
about what?	About this guy, this Hugo person.
what do you think?	About what?
you learn that in your psychotherapy group?	Discussion group, Alex, discussion.
victory is the same as defeat. it's giving in to destructive competitive urges.	You learn that in your psychotherapy group?
i don't want to devalue your victory, but i just want you to know: i wasn't trying to win.	Victory is the same as defeat. It's giving in to destructive competitive urges.
you're a bad loser.	I haven't lost yet.
will you shut up and play.	You're a bad loser.
chess. chess is often used as well.	Will you shut up and play.
what?	Chess. Chess is often used as well.
in the same fashion as chess.	What?
just serve.	In the same fashion as chess.
i was trying to educate you.	Just serve.
serve.	I was trying to educate you.
squash is often used as a metaphor to represent a struggle for personal domination.	Serve.
turning very briefly to the subject of corporate finance -- no, this is important. leveraged buy-outs -- a good thing or a bad thing?	With which of the following figures do you most closely identify: Joan of Arc, Eva Braun or Marilyn Monroe?
do a little freebasemaybe, from time to time?	Or maybe just phone out for a pizza?
all right, just a few questions.	I'd like to ask you about your hobbies.
what's his name?	I don't know -- Campbell or something?
don't know what?	Well, I've got this story, it's really good, I'm working on, that is good, I feel it could be big, it this, eh, and it's, you know, it's incredible. Am I right, did you say beyond recognition'?
i don't know.	Don't know what?
animals involved? i know, but you need a change. and besides, we're short.	I don't know.
but there's no --	Animals involved? I know, but you need a change. And besides, we're short.
well?	But there's no --
cover it?	Well?
of course you don't know anything about it. if you knew anything about it, i wouldn't have to send you over there to cover it.	Cover it?
i don't know anything about it.	Of course you don't know anything about it. If you knew anything about it, I wouldn't have to send you over there to cover it.
out in the woods. three bodies. decomposed. mutilated. beyond recognition.	I don't know anything about it.
right.	Tell you what. If you do remember seeing any of these guys, maybe you could give me a phone, on this number, any time you like.
i see.	Right.
what? uh, no, no, it's a fake. i picked it up in thailand. the second hand doesn't sweep, you see.	I see.
just one thing.	Yes.
oh, no problems. don't worry.	Just one thing.
sorry to waste your time.	Oh, no problems. Don't worry.
that's all?	Sorry to waste your time.
that's it, then.	That's all?
no, not any more. i just wondered if it would surprise you.	That's it, then.
parked outside?	No, not any more. I just wondered if it would surprise you.
what?	Parked outside?
well, is it?	What?
yes, i suppose so.	Well, is it?
and if i told you their car was parked outside, would that surprise you?	Yes, I suppose so.
i don't know them.	And if I told you their car was parked outside, would that surprise you?
take another look at these two.	I don't know them.
i've never seen any of these men before.	Take another look at these two.
well, then?	I've never seen any of these men before.
no. why should it?	Well, then?
that's because he is. does that upset you?	No. Why should it?
it looks like he's writing everything down.	That's because he is. Does that upset you?
what does it look like?	It looks like he's writing everything down.
are you recording it?	What does it look like?
this is just an informal discussion.	Are you recording it?
is this being recorded?	This is just an informal discussion.
what?	Nothing. We thought you were someone else.
well, yes.	So tell me, Cameron, what on earth -- just tell me, because I want to know -- what on earth could make you think that we would want to share a flat like this with someone like you?
spacious, quiet, bright, well appointed, all that sort of stuff, all that crap.	Well, yes.
yes.	Spacious, quiet, bright, well appointed, all that sort of stuff, all that crap.
yes. it is, isn't it? we alllike it. and the room's nice too, don't you think?	Yes.
oh, yes, it's great.	Yes. It is, isn't it? We alllike it. And the room's nice too, don't you think?
and you like it?	Oh, yes, it's great.
yes.	And you like it?
good. well, you've seen the flat?	Yes.
yes, thanks.	Good. Well, you've seen the flat?
well, cameron, are you comfortable?	Yes, thanks.
what?	Well, Cameron, are you comfortable?
that's right.	What?
stop him, alex. you've got to stop him.	Let him go. Let him take it all.
don't you ever stop?	No.
don't worry about it. i'd do exactly the same, but i don't think i'm his type.	Don't you ever stop?
you mustn't take it so badly.	Don't worry about it. I'd do exactly the same, but I don't think I'm his type.
the perfect couple, i should say.	You mustn't take it so badly.
it's about me and david.	The perfect couple, I should say.
it makes us feel a whole lot better.	That's what I thought he said.
of course, but i think you'll find the print medium provides a more lucid and detailed --	Oh, shut up, Alex.
i don't know. i thought maybe i was --	We were just sorting things out.
yes, of course. why wouldn't i be?	I don't know. I thought maybe I was --
are you all right?	Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I be?
what?	As smart as you are, you'll need a little help.
alex.	What?
everything. except maybe that it was his idea and not mine in the first place. ok? that's important to me. i need to die misunderstood.	Alex.
everything.	Everything. Except maybe that it was his idea and not mine in the first place. OK? That's important to me. I need to die misunderstood.
and if it sounds like i'm being killed, you'll phone the police, you'll tell them everything?	Everything.
i'll wait there.	And if it sounds like I'm being killed, you'll phone the police, you'll tell them everything?
you'll wait in the hall?	I'll wait there.
you're frightened.	No, I'm not frightened. A little terrified maybe. Did you see what happened to the last two who tried that? They went up alive and they came down dead -- the difference, I mean, alive dead dead alive, that sort of thing. It wasn't difficult to spot. He killed them both: he cut them up.
i refuse.	You're frightened.
it's the only way.	I refuse.
no, definitely not. and that's that. i refuse to discuss it further.	It's the only way.
aren't you going to answer it?	Well, I'm not expecting anyone either.
oh.	Aren't you going to answer it?
no.	Oh.
expecting anyone?	No.
forget it -- he'll come down.	Expecting anyone?
now you thought of that, not me.	Forget it -- he'll come down.
where he can't get it?	Now you thought of that, not me.
we could put it somewhere.	Where he can't get it?
and the money?	We could put it somewhere.
he isn't safe up there. if you really cared about him, you'd use your influence to get him down, then he'd be safe.	And the money?
forget it.	He isn't safe up there. If you really cared about him, you'd use your influence to get him down, then he'd be safe.
he won't do anything for me, but for you --	Forget it.
oh, good.	He won't do anything for me, but for you --
exactly. now i've been thinking --	Oh, good.
david?	Exactly. Now I've been thinking --
later. but first -- him.	David?
your painful groin?	Later. But first -- him.
we have to talk.	Your painful groin?
what are you doing here?	We have to talk.
boy, am i glad to see you.	What are you doing here?
no, but he's looking after the money, so what's the problem?	Looking after it -- he's probably fucking well eating it.
yeah, he's got to go to work, hasn't he? you think he'll come down for that?	No, but he's looking after the money, so what's the problem?
he'll come down. leave him alone.	Yeah, he's got to go to work, hasn't he? You think he'll come down for that?
he can't stay up there.	He'll come down. Leave him alone.
leave him alone.	He can't stay up there.
i don't see the point in that.	Because that's no good. Remember, we did what we did, we took the money. It was a material calculation. But what's the use if it's underground, or in some funny bank in some funny place? If you can't spend it, if you can't have it, what use is it? None. It's nothing, all for nothing, if you do that. I didn't get into this for nothing, so that I could have nothing --
you know we're right.	Don't you?
be like a weight off your shoulders.	You know we're right.
once it's spent you won't have to worry about it.	Be like a weight off your shoulders.
he's right. you'd feel much better about it.	Once it's spent you won't have to worry about it.
you know, you should spend some of that money instead of worrying about it. that's my advice.	He's right. You'd feel much better about it.
it tastes different.	I don't want it to taste different. I don't know why I bother. Is that enough for you? Hey!
i hope it tastes better than the other stuff.	It tastes different.
no, no, it's different.	I hope it tastes better than the other stuff.
is this the same stuff you made last week?	No, no, it's different.
will you calm down.	Yeah, you're making us all nervous.
no.	Then let's spend some money.
are you all right?	No.
don't know. no one said anything. alex rendered speechless with desire. i recall that feeling, from the days when i had such a thing.	Are you all right?
who was it?	Don't know. No one said anything. ALEX Rendered speechless with desire. I recall that feeling, from the days when I had such a thing.
hello. hello.	Who was it?
well, you certainly had a good look around.	You were magnificent.
that's not him.	Yes, it is. It's him. Cameron, Cameron, come on over.Yo!
what's he doing here?	That's not him.
no, i don't.	What's he doing here?
cameron. you remember cameron.	No, I don't.
who?	Cameron. You remember Cameron.
look over there. it's cameron.	Who?
it's not for me. it's for love and happiness forever.	Look over there. It's Cameron.
david, i promise we will. keep him happy.	It's not for me. It's for love and happiness forever.
love and happiness for ever.	For ever and ever.
sshh.	I want my money back. Excuse me.
stop nagging.	I don't know why we couldn't stuff it in a mattress or put it under the floor like any normal human being. We could have hid it in the fridge.
yeah, we don't want another stiff on our hands. don't fall through the ceiling. ok? is he listening to me?	Stop nagging.
be careful.	Yeah, we don't want another stiff on our hands. Don't fall through the ceiling. OK? Is he listening to me?
ok.	David?
whoever draws the short straw does it all. that way, you either do it or you don't. all or nothing.	OK.
i don't want to. it's different.	And now you tell me.
but you're a doctor. you kill people every day.	I don't want to. It's different.
i don't thinki can.	But you're a doctor. You kill people every day.
i thought we all were.	I don't thinkI can.
who's going to do it?	I thought we all were.
unfeasible.	Is that all?
what?	Unfeasible.
no, alex. it's, it's --	What?
thats not a story, alex. it's a corpse.	Old newspaper proverb says dead human being is living story. Be rational, please, and failing that be quiet.
it's not every day i find a story in my own flat.	Thats not a story, Alex. It's a corpse.
no.the guy's dead.what more do you need?	It's not every day I find a story in my own flat.
why not? what's wrong, juliet? aren't you curious? don't you wonder what he died from?	No.The guy's dead.What more do you need?
no.	Why not? What's wrong, Juliet? Aren't you curious? Don't you wonder what he died from?
don't look?	No.
don't.	Don't look?
i'm just looking.	Don't.
what are you doing?	I'm just looking.
what? what's wrong?	What are you doing?
alex.	What? What's wrong?
i wonder how he killed himself. i presume that that's what happened. what do you think?	Alex.
did what?	I wonder how he killed himself. I presume that that's what happened. What do you think?
i wonder how he did it?	Did what?
yes.	All right. No problem.
now?	Yes.
yes.	Now?
you want me to kick it open?	Yes.
open it.	You want me to kick it open?
so?	Open it.
alex, the key is in the keyhole on the other side.	So?
hugo. hugo. sorry about this, but can you open the door? it's us, hugo, your flatmates and companions. your new-found friends. he's not in. he's left and we'll probably never see him again.	Alex, the key is in the keyhole on the other side.
a blue one, ok. and it's still there.	Hugo. Hugo. Sorry about this, but can you open the door? It's us, Hugo, your flatmates and companions. Your new-found friends. He's not in. He's left and we'll probably never see him again.
i will ask you once more, what sort of car --	A blue one, OK. And it's still there.
alex, how shouldi know? i'm just a girl.	I will ask you once more, what sort of car --
what sort of car?	Alex, how shouldI know? I'm just a girl.
so what's wrong with that?	What sort of car?
he's got a car?	So what's wrong with that?
his car's still there.	He's got a car?
hugo.	His car's still there.
david?	Hugo.
maybe he didn't like us.	David?
so i gathered.	Maybe he didn't like us.
david hasn't seen him either.	So I gathered.
have you seen hugo?	No. Any idea which channel he's on?
you see, they don't really know me.	No, Alex, we don't really love you.
you're right.	You see, they don't really know me.
i think you're lying.	You're right.
yeah.	I think you're lying.
know and love?	Yeah.
a miserable, burnt-out, empty shell of a -- alex pauses, looks at his drink, then at juliet.	Know and love?
the man we know and love.	A miserable, burnt-out, empty shell of a -- Alex pauses, looks at his drink, then at Juliet.
-- which is a hack.	The man we know and love.
-- which is --	-- which is a hack.
what i am.	-- which is --
-- instead of what he is --	What I am.
it was you, juliet, it was you --	-- instead of what he is --
in a moment he's going to tell he could have been someone --	It was you, Juliet, it was you --
i'm not usually drunk.	Not usually this drunk.
alex.	He even signs them, in his own name, can you believe it? I'd sign someone else's name. I'd sign his name. If I wrote them, that is. Which I don't.
aroused and inflamed.	Alex.
what? oh, yeah, sure, if you want. i tell you, every letter this guy writes to you is the same: they all begin like pure love and descend into open pornography. i dream of your thighs, the soft touch of your white skin leading me in desire, while i, aroused and inflamed --'	Aroused and inflamed.
so we'll meet him, then?	What? Oh, yeah, sure, if you want. I tell you, every letter this guy writes to you is the same: they all begin like pure love and descend into open pornography. I dream of your thighs, the soft touch of your white skin leading me in desire, while I, aroused and inflamed --'
who was it?	I don't know. He sounded Swedish. Do you know any Swedish men? Maybe it was just the emotion.
has he tried down the back of the fridge? i mean, that's where i normally find things.	He seemed like a nice guy, Alex.
-- more than anyone she has ever met. in her whole life.	-- I'd be the first topoint that out. In all kindness I would. But, like they say, you know, she's got to want to change, hasn't she?
well, she had problems --	-- more than anyone she has ever met. In her whole life.
she hated you --	Well, she had problems --
no. be someone else like him. one is enough. and what happened to that girl, that friend of yours, the one that came round. i liked her. i really felt we had something. she could have moved in. we had chemistry.	She hated you --
for the flat.	No. Be someone else like him. One is enough. And what happened to that girl, that friend of yours, the one that came round. I liked her. I really felt we had something. She could have moved in. We had chemistry.
for my life? at a discussion group? i think not.	For the flat.
maybe you should go, alex.you'll meet someone wonderful.	For my life? At a discussion group? I think not.
god, you two are sensitive. all i'm doing is implying some sort of sordid, ugly, sexual liason. why, i'd be proud of that sort of thing.	Maybe you should go, Alex.You'll meet someone wonderful.
yeah, he had one too many of thise urges. you of all people should know that.	God, you two are sensitive. All I'm doing is implying some sort of sordid, ugly, sexual liason. Why, I'd be proud of that sort of thing.
i thought you stopped going.	Yeah, he had one too many of thise urges. You of all people should know that.
did you know --	Just serve.
and when did anyone last say to you these exact words: you are the sunshine of my life'?	OK, so A has left you, B is ambivalent, you're still seeing C but D is the one you yearn for. What are we to make of this? If I were you, I'd ditch the lot. There's a lot more letters in the alphabet of love.
when you get up in the morning, how do you decide what shade of black to wear?	Now, let me get this straight. This affair that you're not having, is it not with a man or not with a woman?
when you slaughter a goat and wrench its heart out with your bare hands, do you then summon hellfire?	I mean, what are you actually doing here? What is the hidden agenda?
yes.	Really?
cameron?	Yes.
cameron.	Cameron?
can you afford this place?	Yeah.
you mean i can have the room?	Well, that's what I said, isn't it?
it's ok. there's no problem.	You mean I can have the room?
you were going to say something.	What was I trying to say? Oh, yes, I think, we think, or at least I suppose we think -- am I right?
what?	You were going to say something.
what?	What?
so, uh...	What?
i see.	Yeah, well, that's what she said. Interesting. That's why you're here, you see.
interesting.	I see.
yes.	That wasn't a question.
you're sure of that.	Yes.
no, i've never seen them.	You're sure of that.
is this where no one stays?	Yeah, that's right, that's it.
someone lost the key.	Is this where no one stays?
loks like you had a break-in up here as well.	Someone lost the key.
i don't know. maybe i'm a light sleeper.	Loks like you had a break-in up here as well.
yes. why do you think you woke and they didn't?	I don't know. Maybe I'm a light sleeper.
no, they were asleep. they didn't even wake up.	Yes. Why do you think you woke and they didn't?
i doubt it. and these two other people, did they hear anything?	No, they were asleep. They didn't even wake up.
i see.	I doubt it. And these two other people, did they hear anything?
yes, absolutely.	Take a note of that, Mitchell. Only three, rather than four. Write it down. You can use numbers or words, I have no preference. Which are you using?
how strange. and how unsatisfactory to have misleading information. only three people here. you're sure?	Yes, absolutely.
no, three. who said there were four?	How strange. And how unsatisfactory to have misleading information. Only three people here. You're sure?
we understood there were four people living here. not always, of course, but now, four.	No, three. Who said there were four?
who said there were four?	We understood there were four people living here. Not always, of course, but now, four.
two?	Who said there were four?
there are only two other people in the flat.	Two?
and the other three people on the flat, did they hear anything?	There are only two other people in the flat.
of course.	And the other three people on the flat, did they hear anything?
well, if you do, you'll let us know?	Of course.
no, nothing, sorry.	Well, if you do, you'll let us know?
have you seen anything or anyone suspicious around here in the last few days?	No, nothing, sorry.
no, not that i recall, i was asleep.	Have you seen anything or anyone suspicious around here in the last few days?
did you hear anything before he cries?	No, not that I recall, I was asleep.
so i just heard her cries for help and all that, and when i went downstairs there were already those other people there, so i just stood around really, waiting -- you know how people do -- and then when your colleagues arrived i came back upstairs. and that's about all, i think. i didn't actually see anything useful, i don't think.	did you hear anything before he cries?
can we come in?	So I just heard her cries for help and all that, and when I went downstairs there were already those other people there, so I just stood around really, waiting -- you know how people do -- and then when your colleagues arrived I came back upstairs. And that's about all, I think. I didn't actually see anything useful, I don't think.
of course.	Can we come in?
downstairs.	Of course.
burglary?	Downstairs.
it's about the burglary.	Burglary?
what about?	It's about the burglary.
good evening. i'm detective inspector mccall and this is dc mitchell. i wonder if we could ask you some questions.	What about?
it wasn't like that.	Don't lie to me. Don't treat me like that.
but i bet you didn't say you were going to split on him.	It wasn't like that.
what?	That's right. You're going to Rio. Rio de Janeiro. On your own. Come on, you should know. You bought the fucking ticket.
oh, don't be so coy, dear. you're going to rio.	What?
eh, i don't know.	Oh, don't be so coy, dear. You're going to Rio.
yes.	And you need your sleep.
so let's go.	You and me?
we already know. all about it.	It was on the television.
i'm sorry.	I should hope so.
i thought you'd gone to work.	With a face like this?
no one.	If I think you're lying --
who have you talked to?	No one.
no one. i promise.	Who have you talked to?
visitors? some friends maybe? someone you talked to?	No one. I promise.
no.	Visitors? Some friends maybe? Someone you talked to?
were you expecting anyone? tonight?	No.
what?	Were you expecting anyone? Tonight?
expecting anyone?	What?
that's what it cost, david.	No, no, no. That's what you paid for it. Two hundred pounds is what you paid for it. We don't know what it cost us yet, for you two to have a good time, we don't know the cost of that yet.
you paid two hundred pounds for this?	That's what it cost, David.
two hundred pounds.	You paid two hundred pounds for this?
two hundred pounds?	Two hundred pounds.
two hundred.	Two hundred pounds?
it's alright. i think he got the message anyway.	That was stressful. I found that stressful.
i'm sorry.	It's alright. I think he got the message anyway.
do you think you could be a little more forceful next time?	I'm sorry.
do you know many of these people?	Yes. They're my friends.
would you like to talk about it?	No.
oh, yes, i'm fine, thanks, just fine.	Would you like to talk about it?
are you all right?	Oh, yes, I'm fine, thanks, just fine.
i've never seen a dead body before.	Alex, I think it's time for you to stop.
is this what they always look like?	Yes.
just get on with it, alex.	Keep it going, Alex. You're unstoppable now.
it's just that you strike me as a man trapped in a crisis of emotional direction, afflicted by a realization that the partner of your dreams is, quite simply, just that.	Did you ever kill a man?
look, it's a fairly straightforward question. you're either divorced or you're not.	OK, I'm going to play you just a few seconds of this tape -- I'd like you to name the song, the lead singer and the three hit singles subsequently recorded by him with another band.
why do you want a room here?	Do you smoke?
oh, i see, i thought you meant --	Which is why I'm trusting you with this account.
you get the job done.	Oh, I see, I thought you meant --
i'm boring?	You get the job done.
and that's why i think you fit in here.	I'm boring?
yes, sir.	And that's why I think you fit in here.
oh, it's unfashionable, i know, but, yes, we're methodical, yes, we're dilligent, yes, we're serious, and where's the crime in that, and why not shout it from the rooftops, yes, maybe sometimes we are a little bit boring, but by god, we get the job done.	Yes, sir.
i'm not sure --	Oh, it's unfashionable, I know, but, yes, we're methodical, yes, we're dilligent, yes, we're serious, and where's the crime in that, and why not shout it from the rooftops, yes, maybe sometimes we are a little bit boring, but by God, we get the job done.
but they sneer, don't they?	I'm not sure --
eh --	But they sneer, don't they?
there's a whole wide world out there, and it all needs to be accounted for, doesn't it?	Eh --
not any real sneering as such, no.	There's a whole wide world out there, and it all needs to be accounted for, doesn't it?
-- is often sneered at. are you aware of that?	Not any real sneering as such, no.
exactly what i was --	-- is often sneered at. Are you aware of that?
accounting, david, chartered accounting --	Exactly what I was --
well, it's a wide range of, eh --	Accounting, David, chartered accounting --
in this firm.	Well, it's a wide range of, eh --
right here?	In this firm.
here.	Right here?
sorry?	Here.
what do we do here, david?	Sorry?
that's what i thought.	What do we do here, David?
oh, him. well, he died.	That's what I thought.
yeah, here, i mean, where else?	Oh, him. Well, he died.
here?.	Yeah, here, I mean, where else?
that one, last week.	Here?.
what guy that died?	That one, last week.
that guy, the one that died.	What guy that died?
what guy?	That guy, the one that died.
what happened to that guy?	What guy?
hello.	What happened to that guy?
and that's not the same thing?	No, but like all novelists, I'm in search of the self.
i write about it?	And that's not the same thing?
you know about it?	I write about it?
the human condition.	You know about it?
a certain weakness.	The human condition.
for what?	A certain weakness.
no. but he needs treatment.	For what?
and he's a patient of yours?	No. But he needs treatment.
i'm a doctor.	And he's a patient of yours?
working nights?	I'm a doctor.
no, just leave it. he knows i must be at home. i'm working nights this week.	Working nights?
shall i answer it?	No, just leave it. He knows I must be at home. I'm working nights this week.
it's an improvement.	Shall I answer it?
a little bit. is that good or bad?	It's an improvement.
did he sound upset?	A little bit. Is that good or bad?
it was some guy called brian.	Did he sound upset?
no.	All right.
yes, the telephone, but if it's for me, i'm not in. hugo you're not in.	No.
the telephone? it continues to ring.	Yes, the telephone, but if it's for me, I'm not in. HUGO You're not in.
do you think you could answer that?	The telephone? It continues to ring.
it's a breeze.	Do you think you could answer that?
writing seems easy.	It's a breeze.
yes, i mean, who wants to read about another dead priest? it's about some other guy, some guy who's not a priest, who doesn't die. you see, it's better already.	Writing seems easy.
no.	Yes, I mean, who wants to read about another dead priest? It's about some other guy, some guy who's not a priest, who doesn't die. You see, it's better already.
yeah. well, maybe i'll change it.	No.
i see.	Yeah. Well, maybe I'll change it.
a priest who dies.	I see.
what's it about?	A priest who dies.
well, i've been away for a bit, travelling, that sort of thing, and now i'm trying to write a novel.	What's it about?
what do you do?	Well, I've been away for a bit, travelling, that sort of thing, and now I'm trying to write a novel.
would you like to see the rest?	What do you do?
it's nice.	Would you like to see the rest?
i'd be delighted.	It's nice.
would you like to come in?	I'd be delighted.
you must be juliet.	Would you like to come in?
you must be hugo.	You must be Juliet.
the first one was fine.	Well, it's up to you. Seven six five. How will you be paying?
it's up to you. air patagonia. new outfit: via caracas and bogot . no catering. four hundred and eleven pounds. four one one. good value, but refueling at bogot  is variable.	The first one was fine.
yes, the first one's fine. heathrow direct.	It's up to you. Air Patagonia. New outfit: via Caracas and Bogot . No catering. Four hundred and eleven pounds. Four one one. Good value, but refueling at Bogot  is variable.
air france. glasgow. direct, but then you're looking at the wrong end of nine hundred and twelve pounds. that's nine one two. it's up to you.	Yes, the first one's fine. Heathrow direct.
what?	Air France. Glasgow. Direct, but then you're looking at the wrong end of nine hundred and twelve pounds. That's nine one two. It's up to you.
air portugal, on the other hand, via lisbon, same day, five hundred and sixty-five. five six five. it's up to you. catering important?	What?
that sounds fine.	Air Portugal, on the other hand, via Lisbon, same day, five hundred and sixty-five. Five six five. It's up to you. Catering important?
october 15th, direct flight, london heathrow to rio de janeiro, british airways, you are looking at seven hundred and sixty-five pounds. seven six five.	That sounds fine.
sorry?	And you said you supposed so, but I wasn't offering it for debate.
i mean, that's what it's like.	Sorry?
i suppose so.	I mean, that's what it's like.
like recognizing criminals by their crimes.	I suppose so.
diseases.	Like recognizing criminals by their crimes.
and what do you recognize, names or faces?	Diseases.
yes.	And what do you recognize, names or faces?
but in your work you must meet lots of different people, every day -- new people, new faces. no?	Yes.
same as everyone else.	But in your work you must meet lots of different people, every day -- new people, new faces. No?
do you think you have a good memory for faces?	Same as everyone else.
no. i haven't seen them.	Do you think you have a good memory for faces?
look again if you like.	No. I haven't seen them.
i'm sorry, i've never seen any of them.	Look again if you like.
take all the time you like, doctor.	I'm sorry, I've never seen any of them.
is it real?	Or a fake?
your watch.	Is it real?
you can tell by the intonation.	One other thing. Do you have any tattoos?
offering it for debate.	It's like recognizing criminals by their crimes.
both, sir.	Excellent. DC Mitchell is a rising star, Mr. Stevens. Under my tutelage he will undoubtedly make the grade.
what're you talking about, george?	Well, it's a small town. Sooner or later things catch up with you... don't they?
she's a very groovy girl. that's the problem.	What're you talking about, George?
then what's the problem?	She's a very groovy girl. That's the problem.
no, it's a very groovy girl.	Then what's the problem?
don't you like her?	No, it's a very groovy girl.
i am... except i've gotta do somebody at their house.	Don't you like her?
i thought you were in a good mood.	I am... except I've gotta do somebody at their house.
look, would you argue with your doctor?	No.
i don't know, i think...	Look, would you argue with your doctor?
it's great.  you wanna speak to mary? hold on...	I don't know, I think...
don't you think there's too much gold?	It's great.  You wanna speak to Mary? Hold on...
anyway, you remember harold?	Yeah, baby, how's it going?
chicken salad.	Chicken salad, Devra!
yeah, baby. things are great. listen, there's devra, whatta you want?	Chicken salad.
you're in a good mood today, george.	Yeah, baby. Things are great. Listen, there's Devra, whatta you want?
what are you talking about?	-- think what you have time to think, Lester.
lester, you're a miserable man. you're not helping anybody. you're just twisting arms to raise money for a lot of silly son of a bitches that are out for themselves -- this is just business, don't kid yourself. and you know the worst thing about it, even if it does somebody some good somewhere which i can't possibly imagine, you'll never know the difference. you're just sweating and kidding yourself - and you're kidding yourself if you think your new business partner is going to keep his hands off that girl -- or that she'll keep her hands off him.	What are you talking about?
yes and you don't have to be sarcastic about it, that's a beautiful thing he's doing -- some people do more than go to the beauty parlor and shop at saks --	Lester, you're a miserable man. You're not helping anybody. You're just twisting arms to raise money for a lot of silly son of a bitches that are out for themselves -- this is just business, don't kid yourself. And you know the worst thing about it, even if it does somebody some good somewhere which I can't possibly imagine, you'll never know the difference. You're just sweating and kidding yourself - and you're kidding yourself if you think your new business partner is going to keep his hands off that girl -- or that she'll keep her hands off him.
-- is that what this is all about?	Yes and you don't have to be sarcastic about it, that's a beautiful thing he's doing -- some people do more than go to the beauty parlor and shop at Saks --
-- yes, we're all trying to do something to make this a better country to live in, believe it or not.	-- is that what this is all about?
-- is that right?	-- yes, we're all trying to do something to make this a better country to live in, believe it or not.
that's okay too.	You make me sick. Just be straight for once in your life.
we cannot go into this later.	That's okay too.
-- cause she's going to be very, very expensive.	Can't we go into this later, sweetheart?
-- what, who? oh she's very nice, yes -- i mean normally ---	-- cause she's going to be very, very expensive.
-- i hope you like miss shawn --	-- what, who? Oh she's very nice, yes -- I mean normally ---
yes, sweetheart, shh.	-- I hope you like Miss Shawn --
lester.	Yes, sweetheart, shh.
i just thought you'd like to know --	Why would I like to know if there's nothing I can do about it, goddammit --
what do you expect me to do about it?	I just thought you'd like to know --
that girl's making an awful spectacle of herself.	What do you expect me to do about it?
lester, don't you think that uhh --	That girl's making an awful spectacle of herself.
-- yes, senator -- just a minute, dear --	Lester, don't you think that uhh --
that's george.	It's just -- fabulous.  Think you could do anything for me?
that you were just indulging me.	No, doll, I listen to you. And if a deal loses money that's not so bad either if it's handled right.
what?	That you were just indulging me.
yes, but... i thought...	What?
you suggested it, don't you think it's a good idea?	Yes, but... I thought...
i don't know. he's a hairdresser.	You suggested it, don't you think it's a good idea?
maybe he's too flighty and irresponsible. that's why i asked if he was a fairy.	I don't know. He's a hairdresser.
why?	Maybe he's too flighty and irresponsible. That's why I asked if he was a fairy.
i'm thinking of investing with him. he worries me.	Why?
maybe... why do you ask?	I'm thinking of investing with him. He worries me.
maybe he's just a kooky guy who likes doing something kooky like that.	Maybe... why do you ask?
that kid... the hairdresser.	Well, I don't know for sure... he's a hairdresser.
who?	That kid... the hairdresser.
do you think george is a fairy?	Who?
holy christ. you want to get us killed?	Don't be silly. I'll just tell Lester we were smoking a couple of joints. See?
sweetheart, it's a bore out there... let's lock the door.	Holy Christ. You want to get us killed?
she's a friend of jill's.	And who's Jill?
she what?	She's a friend of Jill's.
well she...	She what?
why didn't you come alone? lester invited you. did you have to bring her?	Well she...
but aren't you...	Right now, I just don't care.
no, baby... i'm glad you're coming tonight.	But aren't you...
no, that's okay, i'll do it now.	No, baby... I'm glad you're coming tonight.
comb my hair out later, honey.	No, that's okay, I'll do It now.
hi.	Hello, George.
i mean it or i wouldn't say it.	That's great. You look great, baby, great. Dennis, look at Felicia's hair.
i know.	I mean it or I wouldn't say it.
and i certainly wouldn't tell lester.	I know.
no, i know.	And I certainly wouldn't tell Lester.
i wouldn't say so if i didn't.	No, I know.
she's fine. you really think i'd be a good investment?	I wouldn't say so if I didn't.
i hope she's all right.	She's fine. You really think I'd be a good investment?
-- anyway.	I hope she's all right.
is she all right?	I don't know. Just a minute...
the shop. i think you're a good investment, and i don't mind telling him.	Hey, listen, baby, I'm a star.
what about?	The shop. I think you're a good investment, and I don't mind telling him.
yes.	What about?
your husband?	Yes.
why don't you see lester?	Your husband?
all i ever do is play. i should be doing something to get my own shop open.	Why don't you see Lester?
what about?	All I ever do is play. I should be doing something to get my own shop open.
i don't know. i'm beginning to feel guilty.	What about?
we have this political thing tonight. could you comb me out at the house?	I don't know. I'm beginning to feel guilty.
whatever you say.	We have this political thing tonight. Could you comb me out at the house?
what're you doing later?	Whatever you say.
you're looking great, baby.	What're you doing later?
i can see that.	You're looking great, baby.
i've never been treated that way, and i'm not going to start now.	Jesus, I don't know, baby, I been cutting too much hair lately. I'm losing all my concepts...
what kind of treatment?	I've never been treated that way, and I'm not going to start now.
i'm not used to that kind of treatment.	What kind of treatment?
george --	I'm coming, baby --  How's Otis doing, anyway?
-- to be put in that kind of position...	I'll have Mary wash you. Mary!
i don't want to place you in any position --	-- to be put in that kind of position...
-- i like myself far too much, far too much.	I don't want to place you in any position --
what?	-- Numbers, and I don't need to place myself in that kind of position.
nummers.	What?
-- what?	Nummers.
i'm perfectly calm, george, i'm simply saying you have no respect for me, that you're incapable of distinguishing between me and one of your average hollywood... mummers...	-- What?
calm down, baby.	I'm perfectly calm, George, I'm simply saying you have no respect for me, that you're incapable of distinguishing between me and one of your average Hollywood... mummers...
i don't care about that girl, i don't care if she's dead.	Calm down, baby.
but you don't know what happened.	I don't care.
i don't want to talk about it...	But you don't know what happened.
i gotta talk to you.	I don't want to talk about it...
you're late, george.	I gotta talk to you.
i don't want to see you anymore.	I'll be right back, baby, really.
i'll be back in a while.	I don't want to see you anymore.
you're very rude... if you don't come back --	I'll be back in a while.
and listen, i'll be right back and i want your ass in that bed when i get back.	You're very rude... if you don't come back --
i've gotta give her some pills. percodan, she ran out.	And listen, I'll be right back and I want your ass in that bed when I get back.
so what are you doing going over there? you're not her doctor.	I've gotta give her some pills. Percodan, she ran out.
wow.	So what are you doing going over there? You're not her doctor.
it turned out to be cancer.	Wow.
she did?	It turned out to be cancer.
ruth lesserman had a pancreatic ulcer.	She did?
i know.	Ruth Lesserman had a pancreatic ulcer.
gee, that's very serious...	I know.
i don't know.	Gee, that's very serious...
that's very serious. who's her doctor?	I don't know.
yeah, i think so.	That's very serious. Who's her doctor?
does she have a pancreatic ulcer?	Yeah, I think so.
she's got a...	Does she have a pancreatic ulcer?
these attacks... it's got something to do with her... uh... pancreas.	She's got a...
what?	These attacks... it's got something to do with her... uh... pancreas.
i'll be right back, it's just that this girl is a different girl... she has attacks.	What?
why not?	I'll be right back, it's just that this girl is a different girl... she has attacks.
listen, baby, don't leave, really.	Why not?
thanks a lot.	Listen, baby, don't leave, really.
i'm not. i mean i've gotta see this friend of mine for a few minutes.	You mean that girl, don't you?
i thought you said you weren't going anywhere.	I'm not. I mean I've gotta see this friend of mine for a few minutes.
my keys.	I thought you said you weren't going anywhere.
what're you looking for?	My keys.
no.	What're you looking for?
whoever she is, she doesn't give up, does she?	No.
shit.	Hello.
god, i adore you.	Shit.
okay.	God, I adore you.
don't worry, honey, i'll protect you.	Okay.
i guess so.	Don't worry, honey, I'll protect you.
how do you expect to get anything done if you allow yourself to get sidetracked? particularly in your business... you deal with women every day...	I guess so.
i guess so.	How do you expect to get anything done if you allow yourself to get sidetracked? Particularly in your business... you deal with women every day...
no. you know too many sick ladies.	I guess so.
it isn't?	No. You know too many sick ladies.
then it's not your problem.	It isn't?
no.	Then it's not your problem.
are you?	No.
her?	Are you?
are you in love with her?	Her?
no.	Are you in love with her?
well, is she your girlfriend?	No.
i don't know, kill herself. she's o.d.'d four times.	Well, is she your girlfriend?
like what?	I don't know, kill herself. She's O.D.'d four times.
no, baby. now look, that girl that called -- i have to talk to her, she'll do something.	Like what?
you know what i'm talking about.	No, baby. Now look, that girl that called -- I have to talk to her, she'll do something.
hey, i tried to get her off the phone.	You know what I'm talking about.
you're rude. i mean, you're very rude.	Hey, I tried to get her off the phone.
want me to?	Let it ring.
uh-uh.	Want me to?
you going to answer it?	Uh-uh.
that headboard.	Nobody can hear it.
... what?...	That headboard.
oh, no.	... what?...
right now?	Yeah.
yeah.	Right now?
look...  do you wanna fuck me?	Yeah.
i am not!	Look...  Do you wanna fuck me?
you are.	I am not!
i am not!	You are.
you are.	I am not!
i am not like my mother!	You are.
that you're just like your mother.	I am not like my mother!
then what do you think?	That you're just like your mother.
no.	Then what do you think?
beverly hills hairdresser... what kind of a thing is that to do... you might as well be a faggot... think that's funny too?	No.
yeah...	Beverly Hills hairdresser... what kind of a thing is that to do... you might as well be a faggot... think that's funny too?
you live a phony cheap cop-out existence.	Yeah...
yeah.	You live a phony cheap cop-out existence.
you think that's funny, don't you?	Yeah.
no shit.	You think that's funny, don't you?
in fact, i don't think i've ever been to a beauty parlor in my whole life.	No shit.
no kidding.	In fact, I don't think I've ever been to a beauty parlor in my whole life.
i never get my hair done.	No kidding.
yeah, it is.	I never get my hair done.
you don't have to make conversation with me, i'm not my mother... do you have a thing about older women... that's sort of faggoty isn't it?	Yeah, it is.
what?	You don't have to make conversation with me, I'm not my mother... do you have a thing about older women... that's sort of faggoty isn't it?
don't make conversation with me.	What?
... just, you could look very heavy...	Don't make conversation with me.
why?	... just, you could look very heavy...
i'd like to do your hair sometime.	Why?
making it with my mother?	I'd like to do your hair sometime.
am i what?	Making it with my mother?
well, are you?	Am I what?
yeah... i've made it with a girl...	Well, are you?
i asked you first.	Yeah... I've made it with a girl...
have you ever made it with a girl?	I asked you first.
nothing, i guess... have you ever made it with a guy?	Have you ever made it with a girl?
what would my being a faggot have to do with that?	Nothing, I guess... have you ever made it with a guy?
see if you've been making it with my mother.	What would my being a faggot have to do with that?
why do you wanna know so bad?	See if you've been making it with my mother.
c'mon, tell me. don't be afraid.	Why do you wanna know so bad?
gee, this is great.	C'mon, tell me. Don't be afraid.
c'mon, are you or aren't you?	Gee, this is great.
... yeah.	C'mon, are you or aren't you?
well, are you? are you queer?	... yeah.
yeah.	Well, are you? Are you queer?
did you hear me?	Yeah.
no thanks.	Did you hear me?
are you gay?... baked apple?... they're cold but they're good.	No thanks.
no thanks.	Are you gay?... baked apple?... they're cold but they're good.
chopped liver?	No thanks.
i do her hair, yeah.	Chopped liver?
you're my mother's hairdresser?	I do her hair, yeah.
no thanks.	You're my mother's hairdresser?
this is the one thing i like about this house... want some lox?	No thanks.
a little.	This is the one thing I like about this house... want some lox?
hungry?	A little.
she's out, but you're supposed to wait.	Hungry?
yeah.	She's out, but you're supposed to wait.
you here to see my mother?	Yeah.
i've got the customers... that's my point. i'm the one they want. if i had my own shop, they'd leave and come to me. i have a lot of customers.	Look, Mr. Roundy, why don't you make out a financial statement? It'll save us both some time. Miss Michaels here can show you... have it notarized and we'll see where we go from there. Miss Michaels, would you get me a couple of forms?
her hair, i do barbara rush.	I mean credit references, Mr. Roundy.
pardon me?	Her hair, I do Barbara Rush.
well, i do barbara rush.	Pardon me?
what sort of references do you have?	Well, I do Barbara Rush.
it's got nothing to do with inflation. rates, for example, rise independently of tight money if you look at interest curves carefully. historically, that's always been true, though most people don't realize it.	What sort of references do you have?
i guess not...	It's got nothing to do with inflation. Rates, for example, rise independently of tight money if you look at interest curves carefully. Historically, that's always been true, though most people don't realize it.
after all, mr. roundy, we're paying six percent. six percent. fha's at eight and a half -- no, we won't be going back to the old days.	I guess not...
they are?	After all, Mr. Roundy, we're paying six percent. Six percent. FHA's at eight and a half -- no, we won't be going back to the old days.
jesus, look at this. nine, nine and three quarters -- that's our prime rate. and i'll tell you something else: the big boys are going for it.	They are?
well, yeah... you know.	Jesus, look at this. Nine, nine and three quarters -- that's our prime rate. And I'll tell you something else: the big boys are going for it.
you do know what money's like these days.	Well, yeah... you know.
right, that's right.	You do know what money's like these days.
and you need money?	Right, that's right.
right.	And you need money?
so you want to go in business for yourself?	Right.
great.	So you want to go in business for yourself?
i went to school with her husband.	Great.
she is.	I went to school with her husband.
wonderful woman.	She is.
great.	Wonderful woman.
how is she?	Great.
right.	How is she?
oh yes. mrs. shumann called about you.	Right.
look, norman, i'm not the shampoo girl.	You are today.
you do it.	Look, Norman, I'm not the shampoo girl.
somebody's going to have to wash mrs. young. mary's not here.	You do it.
what!	Somebody's going to have to wash Mrs. Young. Mary's not here.
you're late, george.	Devra, try Jackie Shawn will you? And if you don't reach her, keep trying.
oh fuck, norman!	Don't use that tone of voice with me... never mind, I'll take Gordon.
you promised you'd do the show.	Oh fuck, Norman!
i've got heads here, norman.	You promised you'd do the show.
yes, buffums.	I've got heads here, Norman.
buffums?	Yes, Buffums.
you're late, we're all backed up and you're supposed to go to buffums.	Buffums?
yeah.	You're late, we're all backed up and you're supposed to go to Buffums.
george!	Yeah.
what for?	I don't know -- I've got to.
i've got to... i've got to tell him where i am.	What for?
don't leave me...	I've got to... I've got to tell him where I am.
i can't just let him stand by the door...	Don't leave me...
don't go, jackie...	I can't just let him stand by the door...
god, there's lester...	Don't go, Jackie...
i don't know... jackie?	What?
what's that supposed to mean?	I don't know... Jackie?
so what? you don't love him, do you? answer me.	What's that supposed to mean?
lester's left felicia. he's taking me to acapulco on the five o'clock flight. he's asked me to marry him.	So what? You don't love him, do you? Answer me.
what's too late about it? look, we're not dead, are we? that's the only thing that's too late.	Lester's left Felicia. He's taking me to Acapulco on the five o'clock flight. He's asked me to marry him.
it's too late...	What's too late about it? Look, we're not dead, are we? That's the only thing that's too late.
so i'm saying it...	It's too late...
if you knew how many times i wanted to hear you say that...	So I'm saying it...
jackie... jackie?... answer me, for god's sake, answer me.	If you knew how many times I wanted to hear you say that...
well then what are you trying to do-	I want to marry you. I want to take care of you and I want your children, and I want you to be my girl. That's all I want. That's all I want out of my life, and it's a lot.
no --	Well then what are you trying to do-
you're going to kill me.	No --
-- it's malone's.	That's it, then I'm leaving.
it's not okay, i mean we've got to talk now. where are you going?	Look -- either you leave or I leave because I don't want the two of us here when Lester arrives. I just don't --
forget about last night, it's okay, we'll talk when i get back --	It's not okay, I mean we've got to talk now. Where are you going?
look about last night --	Forget about last night, it's okay, we'll talk when I get back --
please, we'll have to talk later --	Look about last night --
where are you going?	Please, we'll have to talk later --
lester's on his way.	Where are you going?
why?	Lester's on his way.
-- yes, honey, you've got to get out of here.	Why?
i've got to leave?	-- yes, honey, you've got to get out of here.
-- you've got to leave.	I've got to leave?
-- good afternoon --	-- you've got to leave.
-- jesus --	-- well you better go after her.
why?	I can't imagine being with Jill when she's fifty years old. I can't imagine not being with you.
-- last night i dreamt i was fifty years old and mary told me i was supposed to meet jill at the shop. it seared me shitless.	Why?
-- we are?	-- last night I dreamt I was fifty years old and Mary told me I was supposed to meet Jill at the shop. It seared me shitless.
-- we're kidding ourselves.	-- we are?
what's wrong?	-- do you want ice?
well of course. who loves a big fanny on a man?	Not me, pal.
-- yes, you --	Well of course. Who loves a big fanny on a man?
me?	-- yes, you --
look who's talking.	Me?
-- ass and legs --	Look who's talking.
mmmm --	-- ass and legs --
-- but you never were much of a tit man --	Mmmm --
-- mmm --	-- but you never were much of a tit man --
-- very nice, very nice.	-- mmm --
-- what?	Nothing.
-- oh i thought you were --	-- what?
-- where'd you go?	-- oh I thought you were --
-- sure.	-- well, if you feel like playing, go play...
we're friends.	-- sure.
am i entertaining you?	We're friends.
-- look, you don't have to entertain me...	Am I entertaining you?
-- yeah.	-- look, you don't have to entertain me...
the lawn -- it looks like it goes on forever, doesn't it?	-- yeah.
what are you looking at?	The lawn -- it looks like it goes on forever, doesn't it?
he still having parties?	He never stopped.
sammy's?	He still having parties?
where do you want to go?	Sammy's?
i am you, you little bastard.	Where do you want to go?
that sounds like me.	I am you, you little bastard.
you always say that... i really care for lester, don't i?	That sounds like me.
you were great.	You always say that... I really care for Lester, don't I?
you don't think so? i do.	You were great.
no you didn't.	You don't think so? I do.
no, i blew it, i blew it with lester.	No you didn't.
you were great.	No, I blew it, I blew it with Lester.
i don't know what gets into me.	You were great.
-- what?	I don't know what gets into me.
-- gee...	-- what?
-- you are.	Fuckin' A --
who's the greatest cocksucker in the world? c'mon --	-- you are.
jackie, can we --	Who's the greatest cocksucker in the world? C'mon --
-- don't you want to --	Jackie, can we --
-- why not? c'mon, take me out of here, somewhere i don't have to lie to anybody and i'll fuck your brains out, you little fiend, i adore you --	-- don't you want to --
-- we can't now.	-- why not? C'mon, take me out of here, somewhere I don't have to lie to anybody and I'll fuck your brains out, you little fiend, I adore you --
-- just get me out of here, baby. i can't stand it. it's killing me.	-- we can't now.
he just completely ignores me. he could have at least said something, introduced me or something.	Sweetheart, you're drunk.
c'mon, cunt, you're going for a walk.	He just completely ignores me. He could have at least said something, introduced me or something.
that son of a bitch, everything he says is a phony piece of shit, what does he think, i'm some cigar butt he's got between his teeth --	C'mon, cunt, you're going for a walk.
don't do it.	That son of a bitch, everything he says is a phony piece of shit, what does he think, I'm some cigar butt he's got between his teeth --
we're upstairs, george. now come on. behave yourself, and for christ's sake, do me a favor. don't let me drink too much.	You don't do that anymore, do you?
what about it?	Looks like somebody took a dump in it, that's the worst color job I've --
jesus christ, there's norma stern. look at her hair.	What about it?
-- this guy with jill.	He's a director.
-- what guy?	-- this guy with Jill.
-- oh yeah... what do you know about this guy?	-- what guy?
-- you'll be the prettiest thing in the room -- light's green...	-- oh yeah... what do you know about this guy?
look, either come in or stay out!	Shut the door, Lester. What do you think this is, a picnic?
what are you talking about?	Sit down!
sit down.	What are you talking about?
i know... you don't know, i know.	Don't, don't, don't...
it'll ruin everything.	I know... you don't know, I know.
i don't want to... i swear...	It'll ruin everything.
no! don't! please!	I don't want to... I swear...
yeah, baby...	You're a genius.
george...	Yeah, baby...
you just can't stand to miss one of them, can you?	George...
one of my few virtues is discretion.	You just can't stand to miss one of them, can you?
you did, i know you did.	One of my few virtues is discretion.
baby...	You did, I know you did.
you did, didn't you?	Baby...
now, baby... if i told you about her... then you couldn't count on me not telling anymore... could you?	You did, didn't you?
well, did you or didn't you?	Now, baby... if I told you about her... then you couldn't count on me not telling anymore... could you?
yeah?	Well, did you or didn't you?
can i count on that? i just want to see lester with me and that cunt in the same room tonight.	Yeah?
hey, i don't tell.	Can I count on that? I just want to see Lester with me and that cunt in the same room tonight.
you know what i'm talking about.	Hey, I don't tell.
did i what?	You know what I'm talking about.
did you?	Did I what?
what?	Did you?
george... how about felicia?	What?
i won't screw you up.	George... how about Felicia?
if you screw me up for tonight, i'll kill you, i swear to god, i'll kill you.	I won't screw you up.
i just have to do one little thing.	If you screw me up for tonight, I'll kill you, I swear to God, I'll kill you.
george...	I just have to do one little thing.
there was nothing to know. anyway... if i can't have love i have to at least have money. i have to have some pride i can do something.	George...
did lester know about him?	There was nothing to know. Anyway... if I can't have love I have to at least have money. I have to have some pride I can do something.
anyway, he offered me a silver cloud. at least he should give me a ferrari and pay off my house and give me a nine carat ring or something...	Did Lester know about him?
boy, that sauna is really... can't you turn it down or something?	No... Lester likes it on all the time in case he wants to use it.
it was after you, baby. after you.	Boy, that sauna is really... can't you turn it down or something?
did you?	It was after you, baby. After you.
and what?	Did you?
and?	And what?
... he tried to... uh... make it with me.	And?
why not?	... he tried to... uh... make it with me.
why not?	Why not?
no.	Why not?
do you? you still see him?	No.
bernstein... seemed to think i hated men.	Do you? You still see him?
the shrink? many times.	Bernstein... seemed to think I hated men.
jackie, would you argue with your doctor.	The shrink? Many times.
not too much, don't cut too much.	Jackie, would you argue with your doctor.
yeah... wow.	Not too much, don't cut too much.
it's the sauna, i keep the sauna on and it makes the whole bathroom hot.	Yeah... wow.
it's hot in here.	It's the sauna, I keep the sauna on and it makes the whole bathroom hot.
what's wrong?	It's hot in here.
whew.	What's wrong?
... i don't get it done often.	Whew.
she's incredible...  she loves you, george.	Yeah... I mean great.
great.	She's incredible...  She loves you, George.
jill's coming with us.	Great.
okay... but i want you to know one thing.  i've got to look great tonight, i mean i have to look great, okay?	Okay.
no, i'm sure.	Okay... but I want you to know one thing.  I've got to look great tonight, I mean I have to look great, okay?
you don't seem very sure.	No, I'm sure.
yeah, i think so...	You don't seem very sure.
you would?	Yeah, I think so...
i'd cut it...	You would?
well, what do you think?	I'd cut it...
probably the bathroom.	Can't you do it out here?
where do you want to do this?	Probably the bathroom.
well, i do.	Where do you want to do this?
no, thanks.	Well, I do.
shut up, it's all right.  do you want a drink?	No, thanks.
you going to tell him?	-- What for? Honey, I'll see you later.
-- well no. it never came up.	You going to tell him?
yeah -- he doesn't happen to know that we went together, does he?	-- Well no. It never came up.
he's a very private person, actually.	Yeah -- he doesn't happen to know that we went together, does he?
i'm sure.	He's a very private person, actually.
oh, about six weeks now... lester -- well, he's very sweet.	I'm sure.
how long you had this?	Oh, about six weeks now... Lester -- well, he's very sweet.
jill's really great, isn't she?	Great... so how's everything with you?
i don't know. probably not.	Jill's really great, isn't she?
-- maybe she'll come with us. if i tell her how important it is to me, i don't think she'll mind. do you?	I don't know. Probably not.
-- listen, i'm supposed to take jill to el cholo tonight. she's really going to be pissed if i don't.	-- Maybe she'll come with us. If I tell her how important it is to me, I don't think she'll mind. Do you?
-- yeah... your car down here?	-- Listen, I'm supposed to take Jill to El Cholo tonight. She's really going to be pissed if I don't.
jesus...	-- Yeah... your car down here?
so how's norman?	Great. Who's been doing your hair?
if i have to touch her again, i'll throw up!	Don't talk like a child. You're a pro, now get out there and cut!
i'm busy, man.	If I have to touch her again, I'll throw up!
she's murdered her hair... you do something with her, i'm never going to touch her again.	I'm busy, man.
yeah?...	She's murdered her hair... you do something with her, I'm never going to touch her again.
you were supposed to handle that bitch, she's always asking for you, and she was furious you weren't here.	Yeah?...
oh yeah?	You were supposed to handle that bitch, she's always asking for you, and she was furious you weren't here.
wanda...	Oh yeah?
hey, what's happening?  mary! telephone.  what's the matter?	Wanda...
i can't even stand to talk to her on the phone.	She's heavy.  See, Norman expects me to get in here, take care of all the customers and then do his show out in Norwalk. I gotta have my own shop, just out of self defense.
she touched it! then she played in it and got it all into something else. now i don't know what it is!	I can't even stand to talk to her on the phone.
what?	She touched it! Then she played in it and got it all into something else. Now I don't know what it is!
-- right after i sprayed her?	What?
no, man.	-- Right after I sprayed her?
do you know what that lillian bercovici just did?	No, man.
-- took a bus.	-- c'mon, I'll get you home...
-- how did you get here?	-- took a bus.
-- left my bag, didn't have no money...	-- how did you get here?
-- why did you come in today?	-- left my bag, didn't have no money...
-- you know better...	-- why did you come in today?
-- please, please forgive me...	-- you know better...
-- you shouldn't do me like that...	-- please, please forgive me...
-- oh -- sweetheart...	-- you shouldn't do me like that...
-- you shouldn't talk to me like that no matter what, george... you know better...	-- oh -- sweetheart...
otis is dead.	-- Otis?
what's wrong, mary, are you drunk? look, i've had a rough night, one of the roughest i've ever had, now i'm not in the mood for any sulking bullshit, what's wrong? are you sick? are you drunk? can you work?	Otis is dead.
that boy always does great. he's a corporal or a squad leader or something, just wrote me from some place called kwang due?	I don't know if you don't know --
-- white ladies?	-- Oh my yes.
but then again you ask for it -- you just like my otis -- can't keep his hands outta ladies' hair either.	-- White ladies?
-- oh yeah.	But then again you ask for it -- you just like my Otis -- can't keep his hands outta ladies' hair either.
-- you takin' a lot of shit lately, george.	-- Oh yeah.
-- a brillo pad, i don't care, anything.	-- You takin' a lot of shit lately, George.
what with?	-- A brillo pad, I don't care, anything.
wash her.	What with?
yeah!	Wash her.
not yet.	Okay... thanks...
i guess you haven't heard from her yet.	Not yet.
-- yes, george.	I guess you haven't heard from her yet.
-- yeah, this is --	-- yes, George.
jackie shawn.	-- yeah, this is --
i don't have your number, stop by the shop.	Okay!
call me!	I don't have your number, stop by the shop.
great, great. i hope you make it.	Call me!
nothing, i reconciled with ron, you know, the guy i divorced last summer.	Great, great. I hope you make it.
hey, baby, what's happening?	Nothing, I reconciled with Ron, you know, the guy I divorced last summer.
hi, george.	Hey, baby, what's happening?
i have to see you.	Hey, stop by the shop.
that's too bad.	I have to see you.
nothing, my sister's back from vegas.	That's too bad.
what did you say?	I said you were a loser!
george...	What did you say?
what did you say?	George...
george, if you keep this up i'm going to scream.	What did you say?
what did you say?	George, if you keep this up I'm going to scream.
yes, yes, i did.	What did you say?
did you?	Yes, yes, I did.
stop it.	Did you?
did you?	Stop it.
george, now cut this out.	Did you?
yeah, i know. did you?	George, now cut this out.
please!... that's not like you.	Yeah, I know. Did you?
did you?	Please!... that's not like you.
george...	Did you?
-- tell me something -- did you talk about me?	George...
-- yes.	-- tell me something -- did you talk about me?
that's all you've got to say?	-- yes.
i wish you'd go now.	That's all you've got to say?
does it make you happy?	I wish you'd go now.
... honest. at least you're honest with me.	Does it make you happy?
what? what? what? what? what?	... honest. At least you're honest with me.
... well i'm glad you told me.	Jesus.
how?	I'll know you've lied to me... all along. I'll know you're incapable of... love... that'll help me... not now, but eventually.
-- no, it'll help me, really --	How?
-- please, baby --	-- no, it'll help me, really --
-- it'll help me if you'll tell me.	-- please, baby --
baby, don't do this --	-- it'll help me if you'll tell me.
i don't want to be a fool!... i want to look them in the eye and say, i know!	Baby, don't do this --
baby, please don't... i love you.	I don't want to be a fool!... I want to look them in the eye and say, I know!
i just want to know while we were seeing each other... i just don't want girls looking at me and knowing and me not knowing...	Baby, please don't... I love you.
what difference does it make?	I just want to know while we were seeing each other... I just don't want girls looking at me and knowing and me not knowing...
i just want to know, that's all.	What difference does it make?
what do you wanna know for?	I just want to know, that's all.
how many?	What do you wanna know for?
obviously.	How many?
obviously there were others, weren't there?	Obviously.
baby, don't do this. i do love you.	Obviously there were others, weren't there?
so who else was there besides jackie? huh?... huh?	Baby, don't do this. I do love you.
who knows, i'm sure you don't -- but if it'll help any, i found it in your bed.	So who else was there besides Jackie? Huh?... huh?
where did this come from?	Who knows, I'm sure you don't -- but if it'll help any, I found it in your bed.
-- and take this with you.	Where did this come from?
i'd like you to leave now.	-- and take this with you.
well, did you get a job out of it at least?	I'd like you to leave now.
yes.	Well, did you get a job out of it at least?
you told him i was here and he wanted to know if i was beating you up.	Yes.
yes.	You told him I was here and he wanted to know if I was beating you up.
that was him.	Yes.
let go of me or i'll scream, i'll call the police.	Oh, Christ.
let go of me.	Let go of me or I'll scream, I'll call the police.
didn't you, baby?	Let go of me.
i'm very tired, george.	Didn't you, baby?
you did fuck him, didn't you?	I'm very tired, George.
you didn't plan on fucking him tonight.	You did fuck him, didn't you?
what is.	You didn't plan on fucking him tonight.
well that's something.	What is.
i didn't want him meeting me here.	Well that's something.
how come you took your own car?	I didn't want him meeting me here.
i do, jill.	How come you took your own car?
bullshit.	I do, Jill.
i don't want to fight either. look... uh -- i love you.	Bullshit.
i don't want to fight, george.	I don't want to fight either. Look... uh -- I love you.
-- what?  -- i'll see you later...	-- okay --  -- I'll see you later. Your house.
-- well aren't you --	-- what?  -- I'll see you later...
-- go ahead.	-- well aren't you --
i've got to get her out of here.	-- go ahead.
now, jackie --	-- she's a very compulsive girl.
television or movies?	Commercials.
ha, ha.	Television or movies?
what does he direct besides traffic?	Ha, ha.
maybe i should get a dog... no, it would just shit all over the house and i'd never clean it up.	Oh, honey. If we had one place, we could have a nicer place and I could take care of it. We're almost never here.
i know, honey.	Maybe I should get a dog... no, it would just shit all over the house and I'd never clean it up.
i have to have jackie ask me? don't you think you could call me and let me know? look at my hair.	Wait a minute, God-damn-it. Do you think I want to go to some God damned party? I'm trying to get that God damned shop open. I'm trying to get a little bread together. That's all I'm doing.
what do you mean, what is it? it's some political bullshit.	I have to have Jackie ask me? Don't you think you could call me and let me know? Look at my hair.
i've been trying to reach you all afternoon. you weren't in the shop. what is this thing tonight?	What do you mean, what is it? It's some political bullshit.
look at the way i live.	I've been trying to reach you all afternoon. You weren't in the shop. What is this thing tonight?
what business meeting?	Look at the way I live.
a business meeting, i told you that.	What business meeting?
never mind. where've you been?	A business meeting, I told you that.
who?	Never mind. Where've you been?
a friend dropped me off.	Who?
where's your car?	A friend dropped me off.
jill says nothing.	Where's your car?
nothing, i'll call you, okay?	... Okay...
what?	Nothing, I'll call you, okay?
neither do i, baby.	What?
but i never know when you're working and when you're not working!	Neither do I, baby.
i'll call you.	But I never know when you're working and when you're not working!
when is that, george?	I'll call you.
i'll call you.	When is that, George?
when is that?	I'll call you.
when i get off work.	When is that?
when?	When I get off work.
look, baby, can we talk about it later?	When?
look, either we have a meaningful relationship or we don't, i've got to know.	Look, baby, can we talk about it later?
right now?	Look, either we have a meaningful relationship or we don't, I've got to know.
i want your feelings about it.	Right now?
they didn't offer you the job yet.	I want your feelings about it.
your advice!	They didn't offer you the job yet.
what do you want?	Your advice!
no, but i think they might.	Just a second, I'll be right with you...
honey, have they offered you the job?	No, but I think they might.
egypt.	Honey, have they offered you the job?
going where?	Egypt.
whether or not i'm going.	Going where?
about what?	Whether or not I'm going.
i know but this is important. i have to make a decision.	About what?
baby, i'm in the middle of work.	I know but this is important. I have to make a decision.
when can i talk to you?	Baby, I'm in the middle of work.
yeah, baby.	When can I talk to you?
george.	Yeah, baby.
okay.	George.
i already said hello.	Okay.
hey, baby, say hello to felicia.	I already said hello.
george.	Hey, baby, say hello to Felicia.
okay, but how did it go at the bank?	Great... can we talk later?
oh, great, listen, baby, i gotta get back, okay?	Okay, but how did it go at the bank?
egypt!	Oh, great, listen, baby, I gotta get back, okay?
go where?	Egypt!
i said i wasn't sure if i could go.	Go where?
yeah.	I said I wasn't sure if I could go.
could i?	Yeah.
hey, i'm, you know --	Could I?
could i talk to you for a second?	Hey, I'm, you know --
great.	Could I talk to you for a second?
how did it go at the bank?	Great.
yeah, baby...	How did it go at the bank?
jill, say hello to felicia.	Hello.
great.	Jill, say hello to Felicia.
they want me to go to egypt for three weeks.	Great.
hey, baby, what's happening?	They want me to go to Egypt for three weeks.
george.	Hey, baby, what's happening?
okay, baby. okay...	Jackie says she wouldn't bring children into this world. That it's hypocritical and overpopulated.
not right now, i don't mean right now... but eventually...	Okay, baby. Okay...
what!	Not right now, I don't mean right now... but eventually...
george?	What!
okay...  night, baby.	George?
yeah.	Okay...  Night, baby.
i'm around you and i like you, don't i?	Yeah.
you've never even been around one.	I'm around you and I like you, don't I?
of course i like children.	You've never even been around one.
maybe you don't even like children.	Of course I like children.
-- sure.	Maybe you don't even like children.
but in the same house, you know, one house.	-- Sure.
we live together now.	But in the same house, you know, one house.
will we live together?	We live together now.
yeah, baby.	Why am I great?
honey?	Yeah, baby.
hey, baby -- i'm gonna retire with you.	Honey?
do you really mean that?	Hey, baby -- I'm gonna retire with you.
yeah.	Do you really mean that?
i am?	Yeah.
you're great.	I am?
i am?	You're great.
you're different.	I am?
what about me?	You're different.
i am, i am. but i've had it with chicks. they're like an occupational hazard. six guys working for me... i'm gonna retire or settle down or something.	What about me?
i thought you said you were at the epitome of your life.	I am, I am. But I've had it with chicks. They're like an occupational hazard. Six guys working for me... I'm gonna retire or settle down or something.
i just came from a meeting... i can't talk about it now, baby. but in a few days -- see i'm disgusted with my life.	I thought you said you were at the epitome of your life.
honey, what happened?	I just came from a meeting... I can't talk about it now, baby. But in a few days -- see I'm disgusted with my life.
when i was a little kid, i used to want to go to europe but right now wherever i am i'm gonna be in europe.	Honey, what happened?
right now -- i'm at the epitome of my life. right now i feel so good i'm afraid something's gonna happen.	When I was a little kid, I used to want to go to Europe but right now wherever I am I'm gonna be in Europe.
how?	Right now -- I'm at the epitome of my life. Right now I feel so good I'm afraid something's gonna happen.
i'm gonna open the shop, baby, i'm gonna open the shop. i'm getting it together.	How?
what?	I'm gonna open the shop, baby, I'm gonna open the shop. I'm getting it together.
great, great, fantastic. fantastic. incredible. incredible, really incredible.	What?
fine. how are you?	Great, great, fantastic. Fantastic. Incredible. Incredible, really incredible.
how are you, baby?	Fine. How are you?
nobody's gonna get you but me!	How are you, baby?
now, george --	Nobody's gonna get you but me!
keep moving --	Now, George --
george --	Keep moving --
you'll do what i tell you. now get the fuck inside.	George --
george, i don't --	You'll do what I tell you. Now get the fuck inside.
nobody's gonna get you. now get inside.	George, I don't --
no shit?	Nobody's gonna get you. Now get inside.
i don't know. i can't remember. it was just in my dream.	No shit?
you said somebody... who?	I don't know. I can't remember. It was just in my dream.
i just... who what?	You said somebody... who?
who?	I just... who what?
they're dumb, somebody... i don't know...	Who?
what?	They're dumb, somebody... I don't know...
i've had these dumb dreams lately.	What?
i don't know... just... somebody's going to get me.	I've had these dumb dreams lately.
well, like what?	I don't know... just... somebody's going to get me.
i don't know... every once in a while i just get the feeling something awful's going to happen.	Well, like what?
what's gonna happen?	I don't know... every once in a while I just get the feeling something awful's going to happen.
let me come, too.  please don't leave me alone.	What's gonna happen?
well, it's a big canyon.  honey, i'm sorry but i've gotta get back... just for a minute.	Let me come, too.  Please don't leave me alone.
here in the canyon.	Well, it's a big canyon.  Honey, I'm sorry but I've gotta get back... just for a minute.
where?	Here in the canyon.
gunshots, there were some gunshots.	Where?
what're you talking about?	Gunshots, there were some gunshots.
there were some shots.	What're you talking about?
i just needed a wash and set, a wash and set, that's all.	Well, baby, I'm George and it needs to be cut.  But I don't want to place you in that position either.
said what!	I just needed a wash and set, a wash and set, that's all.
but mr. norman said --	Said what!
you need a cut.	But Mr. Norman said --
no?	You need a cut.
no.	No?
-- a wash and set.	No.
what're you here for?	-- A wash and set.
what?	Yeah, the clap. That's what she thinks. But who knows -- I don't know.
oh, by the way, i think you oughta know -- lorna thinks she's got the clap.	What?
i'm finished with her.	Oh, by the way, I think you oughta know -- Lorna thinks she's got the clap.
yes i do.	I'm finished with her.
you really think so?	Yes I do.
no, man, no. you can say everybody's a whore. she's okay. i mean jackie'll fuck around but not that much. somewhere she really likes you, lester, and it's not just the bread. she's okay.	You really think so?
just a whore, i go over there, have a few drinks and get my gun off. i'm through with her, she's nothing but a whore.	No, man, no. You can say everybody's a whore. She's okay. I mean Jackie'll fuck around but not that much. Somewhere she really likes you, Lester, and it's not just the bread. She's okay.
no --	Just a whore, I go over there, have a few drinks and get my gun off. I'm through with her, she's nothing but a whore.
she's nothing but a whore.	No --
lester, it just happened.	She's nothing but a whore.
i mean, how did that happen?	Lester, it just happened.
what about her?	I mean, how did that happen?
what about jackie?	What about her?
i don't either, lester, i swear to you i don't.	What about Jackie?
yeah,, it goes up a little and then it goes down, maybe nixon will do something. what's the difference, they're all a bunch of jerks. i wouldn't let 'em run my business, i can tell you that much. not if i had any choice in the matter.  i don't know what to do with you. i don't know, i don't know what's right or wrong anymore.	I don't either, Lester, I swear to you I don't.
oh yeah...	Yeah,, it goes up a little and then it goes down, maybe Nixon will do something. What's the difference, they're all a bunch of jerks. I wouldn't let 'em run my business, I can tell you that much. Not if I had any choice in the matter.  I don't know what to do with you. I don't know, I don't know what's right or wrong anymore.
... you can lose it all; you can lose it all no matter who you are... i don't know, what's the point of having it all. look at me. i don't have a goddam thing... the market's terrible right now, went down ten points last week, goddam lyndon johnson!	Oh yeah...
hey, you were never going to give me the money.	I was gonna give you the money. Probably I was. Shit, I don't know, I don't know anything anymore.
me!	Hey, you were never going to give me the money.
who?	Me!
hell of a way to treat a business partner, that's all i can say.	Who?
i know.	I'll have to wash one out.
you don't have a clean glass in the house.	I know.
okay, thanks.	You don't have a clean glass in the house.
have a drink.	Okay, thanks.
no thanks.	Have a drink.
want a drink?	No thanks.
well, i don't know.	Want a drink?
oh, fuck, lester, how should i know?	Well, I don't know.
why, why do you think that is?	Oh, fuck, Lester, how should I know?
oh, are you kidding, man? she hates her.	Why, why do you think that is?
do you think lorna hates her? i don't think she hates her. i mean she may resent her a little...	Oh, are you kidding, man? She hates her.
we're always trying to fuck them... they know it and they like it and they don't like it... that's just how it is... look, it's got nothing to do with you, man. it just happened. felicia's got nothing to do but shop and get her hair done and she knows she's getting older... her daughter hates her, what's she going to do, go to pta meetings?	Do you think Lorna hates her? I don't think she hates her. I mean she may resent her a little...
... yes, i follow your thinking on that.	We're always trying to fuck them... they know it and they like it and they don't like it... that's just how it is... look, it's got nothing to do with you, man. It just happened. Felicia's got nothing to do but shop and get her hair done and she knows she's getting older... her daughter hates her, what's she going to do, go to PTA meetings?
... how am i gonna tell you what they have against you? i mean jesus fucking christ, they're women, aren't they? have you ever listened to women talk, man? have you? well i do, i do 'til it's fucking coming out of my ears. i'm on my feet all day, every fucking day, listening to women talk and you know what they talk about, don't you? being fucked up by some guy. that's all that's on their minds. i'm sure you've done something they could get pissed off about, what's that got to do with it? all women are pissed off, man, all of 'em. they fucking hate us! don't you know that?	... yes, I follow your thinking on that.
i wanna hear it from you!	... how am I gonna tell you what they have against you? I mean Jesus fucking Christ, they're women, aren't they? Have you ever listened to women talk, man? Have you? Well I do, I do 'til it's fucking coming out of my ears. I'm on my feet all day, every fucking day, listening to women talk and you know what they talk about, don't you? Being fucked up by some guy. That's all that's on their minds. I'm sure you've done something they could get pissed off about, what's that got to do with it? All women are pissed off, man, all of 'em. They fucking hate us! Don't you know that?
didn't they tell you?	I wanna hear it from you!
did they have something against me?	Didn't they tell you?
what, do you think i planned it?	Did they have something against me?
was it me, did you have something against me?	What, do you think I planned it?
no, not yet, not yet. you worry about it for a while, i've been worrying all night, now you can worry.	Was it me, did you have something against me?
then don't... just have 'em beat me up or whatever you're gonna do.	No, not yet, not yet. You worry about it for a while, I've been worrying all night, now you can worry.
that's got nothing to do with it... you're so beyond my comprehension i can't even discuss it with you.	Then don't... just have 'em beat me up or whatever you're gonna do.
i'm not anti-establishment.	That's got nothing to do with it... You're so beyond my comprehension I can't even discuss it with you.
i wanna know your thinking, i wanna know how someone like you thinks. did you think you could get away with it, did you think you could put something over on me? does a guy like you get his kicks sneaking around behind people's backs and taking advantage of them? maybe that's your idea of being anti establishment!	I'm not anti-Establishment.
what can i say!	I wanna know your thinking, I wanna know how someone like you thinks. Did you think you could get away with it, did you think you could put something over on me? Does a guy like you get his kicks sneaking around behind people's backs and taking advantage of them? Maybe that's your idea of being anti Establishment!
i wanna hear about it.	What can I say!
hey, have 'em put me away, or whatever you're gonna do, okay?... i'm too tired to lie, i'm too tired to tell the truth... i'm too tired for anything.	I wanna hear about it.
i wanna hear about it, george.	Hey, have 'em put me away, or whatever you're gonna do, okay?... I'm too tired to lie, I'm too tired to tell the truth... I'm too tired for anything.
oh jesus christ.	I wanna hear about it, George.
i wanna hear about it.	Oh Jesus Christ.
but...	I said sit down!
sit down.	But...
now wait a minute...	Sit down.
godammit, george...	Now wait a minute...
well, what?	Godammit, George...
yeah, i'm unhappy with you about something.	Well, what?
look, lester... are you unhappy with me about something?	Yeah, I'm unhappy with you about something.
what do they look like?...	Look, Lester... are you unhappy with me about something?
well... who are those guys?	What do they look like?...
all night.	Well... who are those guys?
yeah.  how long have you been here?	All night.
you live like a pig.	Yeah.  How long have you been here?
layered?	Well yeah, otherwise it just sort, you know, lies there -- layer so it kind of fluffs out --
this really ought to be layered...	Layered?
no it keeps the skin peeling. you've got to keep the follicles open. you lose hair and the skin grows over the follicle and that's how you lose it.	This really ought to be layered...
isn't that bad for it?	No it keeps the skin peeling. You've got to keep the follicles open. You lose hair and the skin grows over the follicle and that's how you lose it.
well -- i could try. do you wash your hair every day?	Isn't that bad for it?
well anyway...	Your hair looks -- well fabulous.
-- yeah?	See she doesn't drink too much.
-- do me a favor, kind of keep your eye on jackie, she's a little high strung tonight --	-- yeah?
i don't know what to...	Son, we'll do business, I can tell you that.
it's a difficult situation, and i want you to know i appreciate it. tonight's going to be real tough for me --	I don't know what to...
oh, hey...	It's a difficult situation, and I want you to know I appreciate it. Tonight's going to be real tough for me --
george, i know you have to deal with felicia and you're caught in the middle, and if you can just bear with me tonight, well, i appreciate the way you've handled the situation.	Oh, hey...
i know it, son. but tonight's going to be even tougher.	George, I know you have to deal with Felicia and you're caught in the middle, and if you can just bear with me tonight, well, I appreciate the way you've handled the situation.
... this doing hair it's...	I know it, son. But tonight's going to be even tougher.
i know it, i know it.	... this doing hair it's...
it's nerve wracking sometimes... women can get you very upset.	I know it, I know it.
you look like you've had quite a work-out.	It's nerve wracking sometimes... women can get you very upset.
what about, tonight?	That, and... I'll be done in a minute.
... she's very upset...	What about, tonight?
that's okay, that's okay, just shut the door.	... she's very upset...
sorry, honey, i...	That's okay, that's okay, just shut the door.
-- anything, i don't care what it is, just so it's something.	I know what you mean.
oh yeah?	-- Anything, I don't care what it is, just so it's something.
i wish my son knew what he wanted to do.	Oh yeah?
-- maybe you could, on your way, you know, pick up jackie here.	Okay.
yeah, little election party i'm giving at the bistro. it's a pain in the ass but -- i have to do it. we'll have a little time to talk there.	-- maybe you could, on your way, you know, pick up Jackie here.
tonight?	Yeah, little election party I'm giving at the Bistro. It's a pain in the ass but -- I have to do it. We'll have a little time to talk there.
when?	When?
so i'm going to want a little more of your thinking on the subject.	When?
oh yeah? i mean i know.	So I'm going to want a little more of your thinking on the subject.
well, george, you may not think ten or fifteen grand means much to me, but i invest for myself and a lot of particular people.	Oh yeah? I mean I know.
oh yeah.	Well, George, you may not think ten or fifteen grand means much to me, but I invest for myself and a lot of particular people.
felicia's really interested in the shop, isn't she?	Oh yeah.
george, could you -- excuse us for a minute?	Sure.
you're right.	Who needs that kind of aggravation? Who needs that kind of aggravation at my age? When I finish work I want to...
no, they're a pain in the ass, there's no way of keeping track of anything. it's a cash business and you've got to watch your operators or they'll steal you blind, am i right or am i right?	You're right.
they're not?	No, they're a pain in the ass, there's no way of keeping track of anything. It's a cash business and you've got to watch your operators or they'll steal you blind, am I right or am I right?
but personal services are not the kind of thing i usually get into.	They're not?
thank you.	But personal services are not the kind of thing I usually get into.
it's good you want to do something, george.	Thank you.
after a while that hurts... doesn't it?	It's good you want to do something, George.
well, george, i invest for a lot of people. i make a lot of money for them. more than they could do for themselves.	After a while that hurts... doesn't it?
i'm better than the guy i work for.	Well, George, I invest for a lot of people. I make a lot of money for them. More than they could do for themselves.
but what?	I'm better than the guy I work for.
in a way. but...	But what?
but the important thing is you're successful at it.	In a way. But...
yes it is.	But the important thing is you're successful at it.
it's an unusual trade.	Yes it is.
i see.	It's an unusual trade.
oh, well, i went to beauty school... you know you go to beauty school... and you get your operator's license... and you graduate... and you're a hairdresser.	I see.
i didn't say it, she did. how'd you happen to get in that line of work?	Oh, well, I went to beauty school... you know you go to beauty school... and you get your operator's license... and you graduate... and you're a hairdresser.
thank you.	I didn't say it, she did. How'd you happen to get in that line of work?
she says you're a fabulous hairdresser.	Thank you.
well, yeah.	She says you're a fabulous hairdresser.
felicia says you're a very good hairdresser.	Well, yeah.
come on by.	I'll call you back...
i'll call you back.	Come on by.
awww --	I'll call you back.
no.	Awww --
all right, who're you with? jill?	No.
i... uh... i... uh... can't.	All right, who're you with? Jill?
what took you so long?	Wasn't sure it was you.
i told you i get 'scared up here, so if you're not coming right now...  i'm not kidding.	Okay.
what do you mean?	I told you I get 'scared up here, so if you're not coming right now...  I'm not kidding.
no you won't.	What do you mean?
i'll call you back.	No you won't.
i'm coming over.	I'll call you back.
yeah.	I'm coming over.
you're home.	Yeah.
what was it, somebody's daughter?	Somebody's mother.
i was too old.	What was it, somebody's daughter?
and?	I was too old.
a daytime soap opera.	And?
a soap?	A daytime soap opera.
well, commercials. i read for a soap the other day.	A soap?
yes.	-- well, more than anything else --  -- I'd like to suck his cock.
you do?	Yes.
well, whatever i am, i think i can get you whatever you'd like.	You do?
sid. you must be a very important executive.	Well, whatever I am, I think I can get you whatever you'd like.
sid.	Sid. You must be a very important executive.
that's very sweet of you, mr. roth.	Sid.
well maybe i can get you something.	That's very sweet of you, Mr. Roth.
-- you phony asshole --	Oh, dear that's too bad.  -- get her out of here, get her out of here.
jackie shawn.	Yes, Jackie Shawn, my wi -- Felicia.
hi, doll, what's wrong?	You know what's wrong.
i don't know. why don't you ask him?	C'mon, Jackie, I'm only trying -- George --
who's the guy, george's boyfriend?	I don't know. Why don't you ask him?
jesus, she's my best friend.	Who's the guy, George's boyfriend?
does she know about us?	Jesus, she's my best friend.
jill haynes, jill haynes, i've told you about jill a hundred times, lester, you never remember anything i say.	Does she know about us?
who are they?	Jill Haynes, Jill Haynes, I've told you about Jill a hundred times, Lester, you never remember anything I say.
glad to meet you, jill, mr. pope.	Who are they?
lester, this is my friend jill and this is johnny pope.	Glad to meet you, Jill, Mr. Pope.
george, glad you could make it, son. hi, doll.	Lester, this is my friend Jill and this is Johnny Pope.
why not?	Because I don't want one.
no.	Why not?
aren't you going to have one?	No.
here.	Aren't you going to have one?
they're yorkies and they don't shed.	Here.
they get hair all over the place.	They're Yorkies and they don't shed.
you ought to get rid of those dogs.	They get hair all over the place.
just a second, i've gotta clean this mess up or the dogs'll have it all over the house.	You ought to get rid of those dogs.
i'd like a drink.	Just a second, I've gotta clean this mess up or the dogs'll have it all over the house.
shut the door, shut the door!	Oh, I'm sorry.
maybe he ought to go to beauty school. anyway, see you tonight, doll, okay?	Fine.
what's that?	You're still jealous.
you're lying about one thing, lester.	What's that?
look... you do well for people, they don't ask you to stop. nobody wants you to stop making money, doll, not even uncle sam. they all want their share.	You're lying about one thing, Lester.
you and your touchy investors.	Look... you do well for people, they don't ask you to stop. Nobody wants you to stop making money, doll, not even Uncle Sam. They all want their share.
it's very logical, it's the most logical thing in the world. you wouldn't feel this confined if we could go out with people and have dinner, and a little conversation and so forth...	Really? How about starting with tonight?
of course not.	That's not very logical, Lester.
so i can't talk to some broken down actor, what do you think, i'm going to tell him i'm screwing lester karpf!	Of course not.
now listen, jackie, i'm not jealous of anybody, i just can't afford to get caught... off base.	So I can't talk to some broken down actor, what do you think, I'm going to tell him I'm screwing Lester Karpf!
i'm not jealous of the dogs.	Now listen, Jackie, I'm not jealous of anybody, I just can't afford to get caught... off base.
i'm always on the phone because you never let me see anybody, i can't even bring my girlfriends over to the house because they might run into you. you're driving me up the wall, lester. you're even jealous of the dogs. i mean i've gotta have somebody i can talk to.	I'm not jealous of the dogs.
i ran into him at the 76 station on little santa monica, what was i supposed to do, hide in the ladies room? yes, i was talking to him.	I'm always on the phone because you never let me see anybody, I can't even bring my girlfriends over to the house because they might run into you. You're driving me up the wall, Lester. You're even jealous of the dogs. I mean I've gotta have somebody I can talk to.
then you were talking to him.	I ran into him at the 76 station on little Santa Monica, what was I supposed to do, hide in the ladies room? Yes, I was talking to him.
steve slutes, and he's not a boy.  steve couldn't get arrested as an actor. he couldn't get arrested as a boy.	Then you were talking to him.
whatever his name is, that actor.	Steve Slutes, and he's not a boy.  Steve couldn't get arrested as an actor. He couldn't get arrested as a boy.
steve?	Whatever his name is, that actor.
my secretary saw you with that boy.	Steve?
who do you think i was talking to?	My secretary saw you with that boy.
who were you talking to?	Who do you think I was talking to?
i am?	Who were you talking to?
i called to tell you i was sending one over but the line was busy, you're always on the phone.	I am?
george is going to open a shop.	No kidding? Your own shop?
i go to the blue'n gold barber shop in westwood. the guy in the third chair's dynamite... nobody much.	George is going to open a shop.
well, yes, george is a wonderful hairdresser.	Is that right?
is that right?	Well, yes, George is a wonderful hairdresser.
oh, hi, i mean hello, we've met.	Is that right?
how did you lose that key? oh, george, this is uh miss -- this is jackie.	Oh, hi, I mean hello, we've met.
the man from sloan's is coming. i called you about it.	How did you lose that key? Oh, George, this is uh Miss -- this is Jackie.
see you later.	Anyway, you're crazy.
fine.	See you later.
i'll call you.	Fine.
that's right.	I'll call you.
oh yeah?	That's right.
poster-kleiser.	Oh yeah?
i have to meet a client... who're you dating?	Poster-Kleiser.
going for a pony ride at kiddielands, want to come along?	I have to meet a client... who're you dating?
jackie, what're you doing?	Going for a pony ride at Kiddielands, want to come along?
hi, leonard.	Jackie, what're you doing?
no, it sounds very sexy -- did you just stay by the sink all that time?	No, he picked me up and carried me out to the sundeck -- God, it was hot. The wood on the sundeck, everything.
well... i just kept wiping that dish. maybe it doesn't sound very sexy but it was.	No, it sounds very sexy -- did you just stay by the sink all that time?
what did you do?	Well... I just kept wiping that dish. Maybe it doesn't sound very sexy but it was.
-- he reached up and tore them.	What did you do?
didn't you have any panties on?	-- He reached up and tore them.
-- he came up behind me and i was wiping a dish and he just... lifted up my skirt, and, you know, right there...	Didn't you have any panties on?
... mmm-hmmm.	-- He came up behind me and I was wiping a dish and he just... lifted up my skirt, and, you know, right there...
-- well it was very hot so i'd left the door open and the water was running so i didn't hear him come down the stairs...	... Mmm-hmmm.
-- uhh-huhh...	-- Well it was very hot so I'd left the door open and the water was running so I didn't hear him come down the stairs...
-- i was in the kitchen doing the dishes and george was out in long beach doing a show...	-- uhh-huhh...
-- yesss?	-- I was in the kitchen doing the dishes and George was out in Long Beach doing a show...
well, there was this one time --	-- Yesss?
c'mon.	Well, there was this one time --
-- i guess i just blocked it out, that's all.	C'mon.
-- well -- not going in and out, i don't mean just that. why are you asking me? you went with george longer than i have.	-- I guess I just blocked it out, that's all.
-- when you say forty-five minutes or an hour, do you mean continuous time? just continually, without stopping?	-- Well -- not going in and out, I don't mean just that. Why are you asking me? You went with George longer than I have.
-- see, i just know that if i go to egypt, well, things happen, i just don't know what'll happen to us, he just never seems to think ahead, does he?	-- When you say forty-five minutes or an hour, do you mean continuous time? Just continually, without stopping?
i think you're going to hit that car in front of us.	-- See, I just know that if I go to Egypt, well, things happen, I just don't know what'll happen to us, he just never seems to think ahead, does he?
what?	I think you're going to hit that car in front of us.
honey?	What?
i would say so, yes.	Honey?
quite a while... an hour, an hour and a half -- sometimes forty-five minutes -- that's quite a while, isn't it?	I would say so, yes.
it's been so long i don't how long?	Quite a while... an hour, an hour and a half -- sometimes forty-five minutes -- that's quite a while, isn't It?
well yes -- you know that about george.	It's been so long I don't how long?
he does?	Well yes -- you know that about George.
well... it's not so much the number of times he does it, it's... he does it for a long time.	He does?
what?	Well... it's not so much the number of times he does it, it's... he does it for a long time.
jackie --	What?
how much?	Jackie --
i'm exaggerating.	How much?
after four years? no i don't... and i don't know too many girls who do.	I'm exaggerating.
well, you know what i mean.	After four years? No I don't... and I don't know too many girls who do.
really, jill, aren't you exaggerating just a little? five times a day?	Well, you know what I mean.
-- i guess it's all got to do with this shop.	Really, Jill, aren't you exaggerating just a little? Five times a day?
five times a day?	-- I guess it's all got to do with this shop.
i don't know. one minute he's up in the air and makes love to me five times a day and tells me everything's going to be great and he's getting his own shop and then suddenly he disappears and he won't even talk to me. it's driving me crazy.	Five times a day?
-- yeah, honey...	I don't know. One minute he's up in the air and makes love to me five times a day and tells me everything's going to be great and he's getting his own shop and then suddenly he disappears and he won't even talk to me. It's driving me crazy.
but you have problems?	-- Yeah, honey...
we don't think marriage is important.	But you have problems?
well they are. but we have problems. you say things are great with lester. is he going to marry you?	We don't think marriage is important.
i thought you said things were great with george.	Well they are. But we have problems. You say things are great with Lester. Is he going to marry you?
well, it's george.	I thought you said things were great with George.
it must be something.	Well, it's George.
nothing.	It must be something.
well, what is it, honey?	Nothing.
-- no. no really.	Well, what is it, honey?
you're really a love -- you sure?	-- No. No really.
don't be silly.	You're really a love -- you sure?
jill, you're a real sweetie pie. you really are.  you're sure you don't mind?	Don't be silly.
face it, you can go around with cute guys and get hung up on their sexy bodies and things like that but sooner or later you've got to find somebody. face it, time isn't on your side.	I guess not.
george is great but i know what you mean.	Face it, you can go around with cute guys and get hung up on their sexy bodies and things like that but sooner or later you've got to find somebody. Face it, time isn't on your side.
i spent three years with him. i just couldn't take it not knowing who was gonna pay the rent... his unemployment or mine. george was adorable but it drove me crackers. now at least i'm comfortable. lester does what he says he'll do. maybe you're happy living like a gypsy. are you?	George is great but I know what you mean.
i know, i'm sorry.	I spent three years with him. I just couldn't take it not knowing who was gonna pay the rent... his unemployment or mine. George was adorable but it drove me crackers. Now at least I'm comfortable. Lester does what he says he'll do. Maybe you're happy living like a gypsy. Are you?
jill, i'm just trying to be helpful.	I know, I'm sorry.
so what's your point?	Jill, I'm just trying to be helpful.
well, he is.	So what's your point?
no, listen. he's a very good hairdresser.	Well, he is.
i'm not. maybe i am.	No, listen. He's a very good hairdresser.
oh, honey, don't be totally naive.	I'm not. Maybe I am.
i am? i mean why?	Oh, honey, don't be totally naive.
who is that?	A real swinger. He's been trying to fuck me for about two hundred years.
i think you're crazy. don't look over, it's lenny silverman.	Who is that?
-- still -- at least we should tell him we're going. c'mon.	I'm telling you he won't know the difference.
-- he'll never know the difference.	-- still -- at least we should tell him we're going. C'mon.
we can't really leave that poor man here alone.	-- he'll never know the difference.
what's wrong?	We can't really leave that poor man here alone.
johnny!  why didn't you tell me before?	-- just before I ask you out? I can't do that. Let's get out of here before good old Les catches up with us again.
those arabs won't be when they start chasing you around the sand dunes.	Johnny!  Why didn't you tell me before?
you're kidding.	Those Arabs won't be when they start chasing you around the sand dunes.
you're going.	You're kidding.
you're going?	You're going.
two weeks from tomorrow.	You're going?
now i didn't mean that, you rat.	Two weeks from tomorrow.
you mean when are you going to egypt?	Now I didn't mean that, you rat.
-- so when are you going to egypt?	You mean when are you going to Egypt?
oh, johnny, mr. karpf needed a ride home and i said we'd take him. do you mind?	Of course not.
-- why?	-- these bastards have me hemmed in.
well -- as i see it we've got two choices. we can hang around here and wait for the bomb to go off, or we can go to my party.	Let's do that.
-- jackie really shouldn't drink --	-- oh I don't know --
that bastard.	George is a hairdresser, isn't he?
well did he go in there with jackie?	That bastard.
i don't think so.	Well did he go in there with Jackie?
george? was he alone?	I don't think so.
then maybe you can tell me why george would be going into the ladies room.	George? Was he alone?
well... sure...	Then maybe you can tell me why George would be going into the ladies room.
this other couple that we're here with, do you know them very well?	Well... sure...
getting your hair done...  would you like to go to a party?	Not with your hairdresser.
-- oh, sure. a hairdresser. how... how do you a... meet a hairdresser?	Getting your hair done...  Would you like to go to a party?
he's a hairdresser.	-- oh, sure. A hairdresser. How... how do you a... meet a hairdresser?
good for you.	He's a hairdresser.
-- no.	Good for you.
what does he do? is he an actor?	-- no.
-- never mind.	What does he do? Is he an actor?
i'm terribly sorry.	-- never mind.
my god, did i say that? i don't believe it.	I'm terribly sorry.
johnny!	My God, did I say that? I don't believe it.
i see. you mean he just sort of fucks you.	Johnny!
sort of.	I see. You mean he just sort of fucks you.
-- sort of a boyfriend?	Sort of.
of course not... he's sort of a boyfriend.	-- sort of a boyfriend?
is he an enemy?	Of course not... he's sort of a boyfriend.
well he's not exactly a friend.	Is he an enemy?
all right, forget this filth. continue about your friend.	Well he's not exactly a friend.
... my friend doesn't like it here either.	All right, forget this filth. Continue about your friend.
are you kidding? his hair's probably the most nutritious thing in here. see, you've reduced me to eating weeds.	... my friend doesn't like it here either.
why don't you ask for another one?	Are you kidding? His hair's probably the most nutritious thing in here. See, you've reduced me to eating weeds.
oh. thank you.	Sure.
go ahead, jill, you can say it.	Now I'm embarrassed to tell you.
but why egypt?	Well, that's where the pyramids are and we want real pyramids in the ad.
that's right.	But why Egypt?
egypt?	That's right.
thank you.	-- just wonderful.
gee... that's wonderful, jill.	Thank you.
-- yes, jill.	Gee... that's wonderful, Jill.
jill.	-- yes, Jill.
jill.	Jill.
what did you say your name was, sweetheart?	Jill.
-- there's not much room --	That's fine --
-- oh no, honey, i'll do that...	-- there's not much room --
-- i'll get in the back --	-- oh no, honey, I'll do that...
-- listen, i wonder if you kids could give me a ride? i'm kind of stranded here.	Sure thing, Mr. Karpf. C'mon.
-- his car. they have it blocked.	Oh that's no problem.  -- take care of this boy's problem, will you, Gene?
-- what's the problem, honey?	-- his car. They have it blocked.
please don't misunderstand... i'd really like to go.	Thanks for coming by.
we'll let you know tomorrow.	Please don't misunderstand... I'd really like to go.
no!	John...
do you have something against traveling?	No.
no.	Do you have something against traveling?
are you married?	No.
no.	Are you married?
do you have children?	No.
no, it's not that...	Do you have children?
look, is there somewhere else you'd rather go? maybe we can change our location.	No, it's not that...
no... how long did you say?	Three weeks.
you seem disappointed.	No... how long did you say?
well we'd love to, but we're going to another party.	Well... that's wonderful -- I'll stop by there for a drink.
oh, say, how would you kids like to stop off for a drink?	Well we'd love to, but we're going to another party.
where to, les?	Oh, say, how would you kids like to stop off for a drink?
call me les.	Where to, Les?
everything okay, son?	Terrific. Now all I have to do is find my car keys.
no of course not.	-- we're going to be here all night.
have they sat down?	Everybody but us.
i think they're waiting for somebody to start dinner.	Have they sat down?
yes, dad.	Good.
i love you, danny.  i love you more than anything else in the whole world, and i'd never do anything to hurt you, never... you know that, don't you, huh?	Yes, Dad.
yes, dad.	I love you, Danny.  I love you more than anything else in the whole world, and I'd never do anything to hurt you, never... You know that, don't you, huh?
are you sure?	Yes, Dad.
no, dad.	Are you sure?
did your mother ever say that to you - that i would hurt you?	No, Dad.
what do you mean?	Did your mother ever say that to you - that I would hurt you?
you wouldn't ever hurt mummy and me, would you?	What do you mean?
what?	You wouldn't ever hurt Mummy and me, would you?
dad?	What?
good.  i want you to like it here. i wish we could stay here for ever, and ever... ever.	Dad?
i guess so.	Good.  I want you to like it here. I wish we could stay here for ever, and ever... ever.
yes i do.  i love it.  don't you?	I guess so.
do you like this hotel?	Yes I do.  I love it.  Don't you?
yes?	Do you like this hotel?
dad?	Yes?
i can't.  i have too much to do.	Dad?
then why don't you go to sleep?	I can't.  I have too much to do.
no.  i'm just a little tired.	Then why don't you go to sleep?
do you feel bad?	No.  I'm just a little tired.
yes.	Do you feel bad?
i am, dad.  dad?	Yes.
good.  i want you to have a good time.	I am, Dad.  Dad?
yes, dad.	Good.  I want you to have a good time.
are you having a good time?	Yes, Dad.
okay.	Are you having a good time?
how's it going, doc?	Okay.
come here for a minute, first.	How's it going, Doc?
can i go to my room and get my fire-engine?	Come here for a minute, first.
you mean they ate each other up?	They had to, in order to survive.
there were a party of settlers in the covered wagon times.  they got snowbound one winter in the mountains.  they had to resort to cannabilism in order to stay alive.	You mean they ate each other up?
what was the donner party?	There were a party of settlers in the covered wagon times.  They got snowbound one winter in the mountains.  They had to resort to cannabilism in order to stay alive.
i think that was farther west in the sierras.	What was the Donner party?
i'm hungry.	Well you should have eaten your breakfast.
yes?	I'm hungry.
dad?	Yes?
mr. halloran, what is in room 237?	Nothing.  There ain't nothing in Room 237, but you ain't got no business going in there anyway, so stay out!  You understand, stay out!
no i ain't.	Mr. Halloran, what is in Room 237?
you're scared of room 237, ain'tcha?	No I ain't.
room 237?	You're scared of Room 237, ain'tcha?
what about room 237?	Room 237?
not things that anyone can notice, but things that people who shine can see.  just like they can see things that haven't happened yet. well, sometimes they can see things that happened a long time ago... i think a lot of things happened right here in this particular hotel - over the years, and not all of them was good.	What about Room 237?
well, maybe things that happened... leave other kinds of traces behind.	Not things that anyone can notice, but things that people who shine can see.  Just like they can see things that haven't happened yet. Well, sometimes they can see things that happened a long time ago... I think a lot of things happened right here in this particular hotel - over the years, and not all of them was good.
well, you know doc, when something happens it can leave a trace of itself behind... say like is someone burns toast.	Well, maybe things that happened... leave other kinds of traces behind.
is there something bad here?	Well, you know Doc, when something happens it can leave a trace of itself behind... say like is someone burns toast.
no, i'm scared of nothing here. it's just that you know some places are like people, some shine and some don't.  i guess you could say the overlook hotel here has something about it that's like shining.	Is there something bad here?
maybe he showed me something.	Try to think what it was.
now think real hard, doc.  think.	Maybe he showed me something.
i don't know.	Now think real hard, Doc.  Think.
yes.	Do they know he tell you things?
does your mum and dad know about tony?	Yes.
it's like i go to sleep, and he shows me things but when i wake up, i can't remember everything.	Does your Mum and Dad know about Tony?
how does he tell you things?	It's like I go to sleep, and he shows me things but when I wake up, I can't remember everything.
yes.	How does he tell you things?
is tony the one that tells you things?	Yes.
tony's the little boy who lives in my mouth.	Is Tony the one that tells you things?
who's tony?	Tony's the little boy who lives in my mouth.
tony.	Who's Tony?
who says you ain't supposed to?	Tony.
i'm not supposed to.	Who says you ain't supposed to?
why don't you want to talk about it?	I'm not supposed to.
chocolate.	Chocolate it shall be.  Come on son.
do you like ice cream, doc?	Yeah.
you don't?  well what's your favorite food then?	French Fries and Ketchup.
no.	You don't?  Well what's your favorite food then?
now this is where we keep all of out meat.  you got fifteen rib roasts - thirty ten pound bags of hamburgers.  you got twelve- turkeys, two dozen pork roasts and twenty legs of lamb.  do you like lamb, doc?	No.
mommy!	Oh!
danny!	Mommy!
mommy... mommy...!	Danny!
danny, come here!	Mommy... Mommy...!
mommy...	Danny, come here!
danny.  danny, stop it.  danny!	Red Rum.  Red Rum.  Red Rum.  Red Rum.
red rum.	Are you having a bad dream?
danny... what's the matter, hon?	Red Rum.
red rum.	Danny... what's the matter, hon?
red rum.  red rum.  red rum.	Red Rum.
danny?	Red Rum.  Red Rum.  Red Rum.
if jack won't come with us, we'll just have to tell him that we are going by ourselves.  that's all there is to it.	Red Rum.  Red Rum.
make sure you come right back, 'cause i'm going to make lunch soon. okay?	Okay, Mom.
i won't, mom.	Make sure you come right back, 'cause I'm going to make lunch soon. Okay?
well all right.  but really don't make a sound.	I won't, Mom.
i won't make a sound, i promise. i'll tip-toe.	Well all right.  But really don't make a sound.
come on, doc.  he only went to bed a few hours ago.  can't you wait till later?	I won't make a sound, I promise. I'll tip-toe.
i won't make any noise.	Come on, Doc.  He only went to bed a few hours ago.  Can't you wait till later?
not right now, daddy's asleep.	I won't make any noise.
can i go to my room and get my fire-engine?	Not right now, Daddy's asleep.
yes?	Can I go to my room and get my fire-engine?
mom?	Yes?
i didn't think it was going to be this big, did you?	No.
yeah.	I didn't think it was going to be this big, did you?
it's so pretty.	Yeah.
yeah.	It's so pretty.
oh what a maze.  isn't it beautiful.	Yeah.
give me your hand.  oh, isn't it beautiful.	Yeah.
okay...oh!	Give me your hand.  Oh, isn't it beautiful.
okay danny, you win.  let's take the rest of this walking, huh?	Okay...oh!
all right.	And you're gonna lose.  And I'm gonna get you - you betta run fast! Look out - I'm coming in close. All right?
the loser has to keep american clean, how's that?	All right.
yeah.	Okay.  You behave yourself.
yeah.	Danny, come on over here.
jack...	Don't worry, Mom.  I know all about cannabilism, I saw it on T.V.
okay, mom.	Hey, wasn't it around here that the Donner party got snowbound?
we'll get something as soon as we get to the hotel, okay?	Okay, Mom.
we're just going to go into one of the other rooms for a few minutes and talk - then i'll come back and check on you, okay?	Okay.
yeah, i guess so.	What about Tony?  He's looking forward to the hotel, I bet.
yeah, i know.  it always takes a little time to make new friends.	Yeah, I guess so.
yeah, i guess so.  anyway, there's hardly anybody to play with around here.	Yeah, I know.  It always takes a little time to make new friends.
sure, danny, it will be lots of fun.	Yeah, I guess so.  Anyway, there's hardly anybody to play with around here.
do you really want to go and live in that hotel for the winter?	Sure, Danny, it will be lots of fun.
yeah.	Do you really want to go and live in that hotel for the winter?
do i have to?	Yes, I'd like you to.
now i'm going to ask you to do me a favor, and stay quietly in bed for the rest of the day.  okay?	Do I have to?
to my stomach.	Does Tony ever tell you to do things?
where does he go?	To my stomach.
because he hides.	Where does he go?
why not?	Because he hides.
no.	Why not?
if you were to open your mouth now, could i see tony?	No.
oh,	if you were to open your mouth now, could I see Tony?
is tony one of your animals?	No.  It's the little boy that lives in my mouth.
talking to tony.	Is Tony one of your animals?
now danny, can you remember what you were doing just before you started brushing your teeth?	Talking to Tony.
mommy saying, 'wake up, wake up, wake up danny, wake up.'	Now Danny, can you remember what you were doing just before you started brushing your teeth?
what's the next thing you remember after you were brushing your teeth?	Mommy saying, 'Wake up, wake up, wake up Danny, wake up.'
yes.	What's the next thing you remember after you were brushing your teeth?
do you remember when you were brushing your teeth?	Yes.
no.	Do you remember when you were brushing your teeth?
now danny, when you were brushing your teeth, do you remember if you smelled anything funny, or saw any bright flashing lights, or anything at all strange?	No.
how did he manage to do that?	Well it's just one of those things. You know... purely an accident, um. My husband had oh... been drinking, and he came home about three hours late, so he wasn't exactly in the greatest mood that night.  And well Danny had scattered some of his school papers all over the room... and my husband grabbed his arm, you know, and pulled him away from them. It's...it's just the sort of thing you do a hundred times with a child - you know, in a park or on the streets - but on this particular occasion my husband just... used too much strength and he injured Danny's arm.
ah he dislocated his shoulder.	How did he manage to do that?
what sort of injury did he have?	Ah he dislocated his shoulder.
did tony's first appearance happen to coincide with your arrival here?	No, um let's see I guess Danny started talkin to Tony about the time we put him into nursery school.
tony.	Did Tony's first appearance happen to coincide with your arrival here?
did the appearance of danny's imaginary friend...?	Tony.
only about three months.  eh we're from vermont.  my husband was teaching school there.	Did the appearance of Danny's imaginary friend...?
have you been in boulder long, mrs. torrance?	Only about three months.  Eh we're from Vermont.  My husband was teaching school there.
but eh what was the matter with him?	Mrs. Torrance, most of the time these episodes with kids are never explained.  They are brought on by emotional factors, and they rarely occur again.
mrs. torrance, i don't think you have anything to worry about.  i'm quite sure there is nothing physically wrong with danny.	Oh, yeah.  Oh, yeah, he seems absolutely fine now, but you should have seen him.
thank you.	Mrs. Torrance, I don't think you have anything to worry about.  I'm quite sure there is nothing physically wrong with Danny.
please...	Thank you.
yes.	Please...
shall we go into the living room?	Yes.
sure.	Great.  Sit down.  Oh these marvellous doughnuts, help yourself. Coffee will be ready in a few minutes.
well i'm going to have some coffee. would you like some?	Sure.
it's okay, really.	Well I'm going to have some coffee. Would you like some?
well how can i repay you?	It's okay, really.
oh i wouldn't think of it.	Well how can I repay you?
there's nothing i look forward to with the greater pleasure, mr. grady.	You give your word on that do you, Mr. Torrance?
i fear that you will have to deal with this matter in the harshest possible way, mr. torrance.  i fear that is the only thing to do.	There's nothing I look forward to with the greater pleasure, Mr. Grady.
for the moment, mr. grady.  only for the moment.	I fear that you will have to deal with this matter in the harshest possible way, Mr. Torrance.  I fear that is the only thing to do.
your wife appears to be stronger than we imagined, mr. torrance. somewhat more resourceful, she seems to have got the better of you.	For the moment, Mr. Grady.  Only for the moment.
just give me one more chance to prove it, mr. grady.  that's all i ask.	Your wife appears to be stronger than we imagined, Mr. Torrance. Somewhat more resourceful, she seems to have got the better of you.
no need to rub it in, mr. grady. i'll deal with that situation as soon as i get out of here.	Will you indeed, Mr. Torrance.
it's grady, mr. torrance.  delbert grady.	Grady... oh.
she eh... interferes.	Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more.
your son has a very great talent. i don't think you are aware how great it is, but he is attempting to use that very talent against your will.	Well, he is a very willful boy.
how?	Your son has a very great talent. I don't think you are aware how great it is, but he is attempting to use that very talent against your will.
a nigger cook.	How?
a nigger!	A nigger cook.
a nigger.	A nigger!
who?	A nigger.
he is, mr. torrance.	Who?
no.	He is, Mr. Torrance.
and, er... where are they now?	Oh, they're somewhere around.  I'm not quite sure at the moment, sir.
yes, sir.  i have a wife and eh two daughters, sir.	And, er... where are they now?
eh... mr. grady... weren't you once the caretaker here?	Why no, sir.  I don't believe so.
ah ha, it's coming off now, sir.	Eh... Mr. Grady... weren't you once the caretaker here?
why no, sir.  i don't believe so.	Ah ha, it's coming off now, sir.
haven't i seen you somewhere before?	Why no, sir.  I don't believe so.
delbert grady.	That's right, sir.
yes, sir.	Delbert Grady.
grady?	Yes, sir.
won't keep you a moment, sir.	Fine.
that doesn't matter, sir.  you're the important one.	Awfully nice of you to say.  Of course I intend to change my jacket this evening before the fish and goose soiree.
advocaat is it?	Yes sir.  Look um... I think the best thing is to come along to the gentlemen's room, sir, and eh...
i'm afraid it's advocaat sir.  it tends to stain.	Advocaat is it?
good evening.  forest service.	Hallo, this is Dick Halloran again. I called a while ago about the folks at the Overlook Hotel.
thank you very much.  i'll do that.	All right, sir.
i'd be glad to do that, sir.  oh why don't you call me back in about eh twenty minutes?	Thank you very much.  I'll do that.
good evening, mr. halloran.  what can i do for you?	Sir, I've been trying to make an urgent phone call up there,
hallo.  my name's dick halloran. i'm the head chef up at the overlook hotel.	Good evening, Mr. Halloran.  What can I do for you?
good evening.  forest service.	Hallo.  My name's Dick Halloran. I'm the Head Chef up at the Overlook Hotel.
dick, can we borrow mrs. torrance for a few minutes?  we're on our way through to the basement - i promise we won't keep her very long.	No problem, Mr. Ullman.  I was just getting to the ice cream.
dick, if you're ready to do it now, i think it would be a good idea if you could show mrs. torrance the kitchen, while i continue on with jack.	It will be a pleasure.  Right this way Mrs. Torrance.
the torrances are going to take care of the overlook for us this winter.	Oh, that's just great.  How do you folks like our hotel so far?
sure.	This is Dick Halloran, our Head Chef.
oh dick, come on over and say hello to mr. and mrs. torrance.	Sure.
good.	Sound good to you, Danny?
no, we don't mind.	Good.
yeah.  we call him doc sometimes, you know, like in the bugs bunny cartoons.  but how did you know that?	Well I guess I probably heard you call him that.
i did?	Yeah.  We call him Doc sometimes, you know, like in the Bugs Bunny cartoons.  But how did you know that?
doc.  you called danny 'doc' twice just now.	I did?
beg pardon?	Doc.  You called Danny 'Doc' twice just now.
i wouldn't know what to do with it if i did.	Well one thing for sure, you don't have to worry about food because you folks could eat up here a whole year and never have the same menu twice.
don't let it get you down mrs. torrance - it's big but it still ain't nothing but a kitchen... a lot of the stuff you'll never have to touch.	I wouldn't know what to do with it if I did.
god.  this is the kitchen, huh?	Yeah, this is it.  How do you like it, Danny?  Is it big enough for you?
oh wendy.  that's nice.  that's the prettiest.	God.  This is the kitchen, huh?
i'm a wendy.	Oh Wendy.  That's nice.  That's the prettiest.
mrs. torrance, your husband introduced you as winifred.  now are you a winnie or a freddie?	I'm a Wendy.
glad to meet you, winifred.	Nice to meet you.
well this ought to be quite a change for you.	Well, I'm looking for a change.
i'm a writer um... teaching has been more or less a way of making ends meet.	Well this ought to be quite a change for you.
what line of work are you in now?	I'm a writer um... Teaching has been more or less a way of making ends meet.
eh - formerly a school-teacher.	What line of work are you in now?
pleased to meet you.	Pleasure to meet you.
bill, how do you do?	Pleased to meet you.
i'm the kind of man likes to know who's buying their drinks, lloyd.	It's not a matter that concerns you, Mr. Torrance - at least not at this point.
no charge?	Your money's no good here.
it's good to be back, lloyd.	What'll it be, sir?
it's good to see you.	It's good to be back, Lloyd.
good evening mr. torrance.	It's good to see you.
hi lloyd.  i've been away.  now i'm back.	Good evening Mr. Torrance.
nothing that i can't handle though, lloyd.  thanks.	Women!  Can't live with 'em.  Can't live without 'em!
things could be better, lloyd. things could be a whole lot better.	I hope it's nothing serious.
how are things going, mr. torrance?	Things could be better, Lloyd. Things could be a whole lot better.
best goddamned bartender from timbuctoo to portland maine - portland oregon for that matter.	Thank you for saying so.
that's swell.  i like you, lloyd. i always liked you.  you were always the best of them.	Best goddamned bartender from Timbuctoo to Portland Maine - Portland Oregon for that matter.
your credit's fine, mr. torrance.	That's swell.  I like you, Lloyd. I always liked you.  You were always the best of them.
how's my credit in this joint anyway?	Your credit's fine, Mr. Torrance.
what'll it be?	Now I'm awfully glad you asked me that, Lloyd, because I just happen to have two twenties and two tens right here in my wallet.  I was afraid they were going to be there until next April.  So here's what: you slip me a bottle of Bourbon, a glass and some ice.  You can do that, can't you, Lloyd?  You're not to busy, are you?
i'm gonna go now.	Wendy...
wendy...	I'm gonna go now.
i'll bring back a doctor.	Wendy...
go away.	Give me the bat.
give me the bat.	Go away.
go away.	Give me the bat.
wendy...	Go away.
go away from me.	Wendy...
give me the bat.	Go away from me.
get down.	Give me the bat.
stop swinging the bat.	Get down.
jack, stay away from me!	Stop swinging the bat.
give me the bat.	Jack, stay away from me!
stay away from me.	Give me the bat.
give me the bat.	Stay away from me.
stay... stay away!	Give me the bat.
wendy give me the bat.	Stay... stay away!
stop it!	Wendy give me the bat.
put the bat down, wendy.	Stop it!
stay away from me.	Put the bat down, Wendy.
stop swinging the bat.	Stay away from me.
stay away from me!  please...	Stop swinging the bat.
stay away from me!	Stay away from me!  Please...
i'm not going to hurt you.	Stay away from me!
stay away from me!	I'm not going to hurt you.
stay away...!	Darling, light of my life, I'm not going to hurt you.  You didn't let me finish my sentence.  I said 'I'm not going to hurt you... I'm just going to bash your brains in!'  I'm going to bash them right the fuck in.
wendy!	Stay away...!
stay away from me,	Wendy!
i'm not going to hurt you.	Stay away from me,
don't hurt me!  don't hurt me!	I'm not going to hurt you.
i just want to go back to my room.	Why?
why?	I just want to go back to my room.
stay away from me!	Why?
oh jack, what are you talking about?	Have you ever had a single moment's thought about my responsibilities? Have you ever thought for a single solitary moment about my responsibilities to my employers?
have you ever thought about my responsibilities?	Oh Jack, what are you talking about?
of course you are.	Have you ever thought about my responsibilities?
of course i am.	Of course you are.
as soon as possible.	Jack...
yes...	When do you think maybe he should be taken to a doctor?
you think maybe he should be taken to a doctor?	Yes...
well i... i think maybe he should be taken to a doctor.	You think maybe he should be taken to a doctor?
i don't think that's true.  i think you have some very definite ideas about what should be done with danny... and i'd like to know what they are.	Well I... I think maybe he should be taken to a doctor.
i don't know.	I don't think that's true.  I think you have some very definite ideas about what should be done with Danny... and I'd like to know what they are.
i can't really remember.	You can't remember.
i...	I can't really remember.
jack!	How do you like it?
jack...	Wendy, I have let you fuck up my life so far, but I'm not going to let you fuck this up!
shovellings out driveways, work in a car wash - any of that appeal to you?	Jack...
you mean just leave the hotel?	Yes.
yes.	You mean just leave the hotel?
get him out of here?	Yes.
somebody did that to him.	I think he did it to himself.
he's still asleep.	Good.
absolutely nothing.  how is he?	He's still asleep.
and you didn't see anything at all?	Absolutely nothing.  How is he?
yes, i did.	And you didn't see anything at all?
you went into the room danny said - to 237?	Yes, I did.
did you find anything?	No, nothing at all.
no.  it's the truth, really.  i swear it.  danny told me.  he went up into one of the bedrooms, the door was open, and he saw this crazy woman in the bath-tub.  she tried to strangle him.	Which room was it?
it's okay.  it's okay, now.  really.	I dreamed that I... that I killed you and Danny.
i had... i had the most terrible nightmare i ever had.  it's the most horrible dream i ever had.	It's okay.  It's okay, now.  Really.
yes.	Fine.  Why don't you start right now and get the fuck out of here, hmm?
or whether you don't hear me typing, whatever the fuck you hear me doing in here, when i am in here that means that i am working - that means don't come in.  now do you think you can handle that?	Yes.
fine.  now we're going to make a new rule.  whenever i am in here and you hear me typing,	or whether you don't hear me typing, whatever the fuck you hear me doing in here, when I am in here that means that I am working - that means don't come in.  Now do you think you can handle that?
yes.	Fine.  Now we're going to make a new rule.  Whenever I am in here and you hear me typing,
and it will then take me time to get back to where i was, understand?	Yes.
okay.  i understand.  i'll come back later on with a couple of sandwiches for you and... maybe you'll let me read something then.	Wendy,  let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration.
i'm not being grouchy.  i just want to finish my work.	Okay.  I understand.  I'll come back later on with a couple of sandwiches for you and... maybe you'll let me read something then.
ah, come on hon.  don't be so grouchy.	I'm not being grouchy.  I just want to finish my work.
what do you want me to do about it?	Ah, come on hon.  Don't be so grouchy.
i love it.  i really do.  i've never been this happy, or comfortable anywhere.	Yeah.  It's amazing how fast you get used to such a big place.  I tell you, when we first came up here, I thought it was kinda scarey.
it's really nice up here, isn't it?	I love it.  I really do.  I've never been this happy, or comfortable anywhere.
yeah... that's all it is.	It's really nice up here, isn't it?
well, something'll come.  it's just a matter of settling back into the habit of writing every day.	Yeah... that's all it is.
lots of ideas.  no good ones.	Well, something'll come.  It's just a matter of settling back into the habit of writing every day.
any ideas yet?	Lots of ideas.  No good ones.
oh i suppose i oughta try to do some writing first.	Any ideas yet?
it's really pretty outside.  how about taking me for a walk after you've finished your breakfast?	Oh I suppose I oughta try to do some writing first.
hmm, nice.	It's really pretty outside.  How about taking me for a walk after you've finished your breakfast?
i made 'em just the way you like 'em, sunny side up.	Hmm, nice.
i know it.	I made 'em just the way you like 'em, sunny side up.
i guess we've been staying up too late.	I know it.
eleven thirty - jesus!	I guess we've been staying up too late.
it's about eleven thirty.	Eleven thirty - Jesus!
what time is it?	It's about eleven thirty.
good morning, hon.  your breakfast is ready.	What time is it?
perfect for a child.	Yeah.
sure is.	God, I've never seen anything like this before.  Are all of these Indian designs authentic?
boy, we must be really high up. the air feels so different.	Uh...huh.
hi, hon.  how's it going?	Great.  Look, I'm at the hotel and I still have an awful lot to go through.  I don't think I can get home before nine or ten.
hi, babe.	Hi, hon.  How's it going?
yes, very cosy for a family, and if you feel like spreading out you have the rest of the hotel to move around in.	Well, it's very... homely.
i'd better collect my family first.	Oh...
right there.	Oh fine.  Well in view of all the ground that we to cover today, I suggest we go and have a quick look at your apartment and then get started straight away.
oh... has your luggage been brought in?	Right there.
no, my son's discovered the games room.	Oh... Has your luggage been brought in?
good.  glad you made it before they shut down the kitchen.  is your family having a look around?	No, my son's discovered the games room.
no problem.  in fact we had time to grab a bite to eat.	Good.  Glad you made it before they shut down the kitchen.  Is your family having a look around?
good morning jack.  i hope you haven't been waiting too long.	No problem.  In fact we had time to grab a bite to eat.
put off by the idea of staying alone in a place where something like that actually happened.	Well, you can rest assured Mr. Ullman, that's not going to happen with me, and eg as far as my wife is concerned, I am sure she'll be absolutely fascinated when I tell her about it.  She's a confirmed ghost story and horror film addict.
well, obviously some people can be	put off by the idea of staying alone in a place where something like that actually happened.
shut in together over long periods of time.	Well, that is eh quite a story.
the police eh... they thought that it was what the old-timers used to call cabin-fever, a kind of claustrophobic reaction which can occur when people are	shut in together over long periods of time.
i don't believe they did.	Well, my predecessor in this job
i don't suppose they eh told you anything in denver about the tragedy we had up here during the winter of 1970?	I don't believe they did.
i'm intrigued.	I don't suppose they eh told you anything in Denver about the tragedy we had up here during the winter of 1970?
been known to give a few people second thoughts about the job.	I'm intrigued.
they'll love it.	Great...
how about your wife and son?  how do you think they'll take to it?	They'll love it.
not for me.	How about your wife and son?  How do you think they'll take to it?
can of itself be a problem.	Not for me.
that's very good jack, because eh... for some people eh solitude and isolation...	can of itself be a problem.
five months of peace is just what i want.	That's very good Jack, because eh... for some people eh solitude and isolation...
well, that just happens to be exactly what i'm looking for.  i'm eh... i'm outlining a new writing project, and eh...	five months of peace is just what I want.
physically, it's not a very demanding job.  the only thing that can get a bit trying up here during the winter is eh... the tremendous sense of isolation.	Well, that just happens to be exactly what I'm looking for.  I'm eh... I'm outlining a new writing project, and eh...
well, that sounds fine to me.	Physically, it's not a very demanding job.  The only thing that can get a bit trying up here during the winter is eh... the tremendous sense of isolation.
...the winters can be fantastically cruel, and the basic idea is to...to cope with the very costly damage and depreciation which can occur.  and this consists mainly of running the boiler, heating different parts of the hotel on a daily rotating basis, repairing damage as it occurs and doing repairs, so that the elements can't get a foothold.	Well, that sounds fine to me.
well...	...the winters can be fantastically cruel, and the basic idea is to...to cope with the very costly damage and depreciation which can occur.  And this consists mainly of running the boiler, heating different parts of the hotel on a daily rotating basis, repairing damage as it occurs and doing repairs, so that the elements can't get a foothold.
only in a very general way.	Well...
do you mind if i ask why you do that?  it seems to me that the skiing up here would be fantastic.	Oh, it sure would be
let's see, where were we?  yes.  i was about to explain that eh... our season here runs from oh may 15th to october 30th and then we close down completely until the following may.	Do you mind if I ask why you do that?  It seems to me that the skiing up here would be fantastic.
well, if you are going to have some, i wouldn't mind.  thanks.	Susie.
jack, just make yourself at home. would you like some coffee?	Well, if you are going to have some, I wouldn't mind.  Thanks.
well, that's very good time, very good.  please sit down a minute.	JAck, just make yourself at home. Would you like some coffee?
oh, no problem at all.  i made the trip in three and a half hours.	Well, that's very good time, very good.  Please sit down a minute.
have any trouble finding us?	Oh, no problem at all.  I made the trip in three and a half hours.
very nice to meet you.	Nice to meet you, Mr. Ullman.
oh, well - come on in jack.	Very nice to meet you.
i'm jack torrance.	Oh, well - come on in Jack.
yes?	I'm Jack Torrance.
mr. ullman?	Yes?
just like a ghost ship, huh?	Yes.
by five o'clock tonight, you'll never know anybody was ever here.	Just like a ghost ship, huh?
yes, well the guests and some of the staff left yesterday, but the last day is always very hectic - everybody wants to be on their way as early as possible.	By five o'clock tonight, you'll never know anybody was ever here.
it's amazing how much activity is going on today.	Yes, well the guests and some of the staff left yesterday, but the last day is always very hectic - everybody wants to be on their way as early as possible.
hi.	How're you getting on?
hi.	Hi.
thanks.	Thank you, Susie.
we can accommodate up to three hundred people here very comfortably.	Boy, I bet you we could really have a good party in this room, huh hon?
oh, i'll say.	We can accommodate up to three hundred people here very comfortably.
oh...well this is our gold ballroom.	Oh, I'll say.
oh well he sure did a beautiful job. pink and gold are my favorite colors.	Oh...well this is our gold ballroom.
as a matter of fact we eh... brought a decorator in from chicago just last year to refurbish this part of the hotel.	Oh well he sure did a beautiful job. Pink and gold are my favorite colors.
this is the staff wing of the hotel. none of the other bedrooms are heated during the winter.	Oh!
all the best people.	This is the staff wing of the hotel. None of the other bedrooms are heated during the winter.
royalty?	All the best people.
even before anybody knew what a jet set was.  we've had four presidents who stayed here, lots of movie stars.	Royalty?
yes, i believe they are based mainly on navajo and apache motifs.	Oh well they're really gorgeous. As a matter of fact this is probably the most gorgeous hotel I've ever seen.
this is our colorado lounge.	Oh, it's beautiful.  My God, this place is fantastic, isn't it hon?
bill, would you have the torrances' things brought in their apartment.	Fine.
eight thirty.	Well, that still gives up plenty of time to go over everything first.
what time does the plane leave?	Eight thirty.
fine.	Jack is a schoolteacher.
jack is going to take care of the overlook for this winter.  i would like you to take him around the place as soon as we are through.	Fine.
bill, i'd like you to meet jack torrance.	How do you do?
the moon's not down yet...	Damn near. Now I'll sit up with this stupid gun in my lap because I promised, but you two are going to bed. Go on, now, scoot.
sure, uncle al.	When me and sissy were kids, we were just like you two.
can i tell you kids something?	Sure, Uncle Al.
would you kids mind telling me how this guy lowe became a werewolf to begin with?	I don't know. Maybe he doesn't know, either.
blue. this blue.	Jesus.
lowe's car-?	Blue. This blue.
i don't accept the idea that he knows who his letter writer is, jane. because i don't accept the idea that there was a big bad wolf who saw marty in his wheelchair.	Why hasn't he picked up the phone and told Constable Haller that someone is sending him poison-pen letters?
if father lowe is an innocent little lamb, why hasn't he picked up the telephone and called constable haller to tell him marty's sending poison-pen letters?	I don't accept the idea that he knows who his letter writer is, Jane. Because I don't accept the idea that there was a big bad wolf who saw Marty in his wheelchair.
holy-jumped-up-baldheaded-jesus-christ!	Uncle Al-
all except my legs... i don't think i can walk.	You're a real booger, you know it?
are you all right, marty?	All except my legs... I don't think I can walk.
don't you touch me, snotbrains!	Jane-
please, uncle al.	Will you?
don't tell me what i have to do and what i don't, booger-brains.	Will you marry me, Jane?
jane... you don't have to do that.	Don't tell me what I have to do and what I don't, booger-brains.
went shopping. why?	Jane, I have to talk to you.
where's mom?	Went shopping. Why?
marty? you okay? you've just been sitting here all morning.	Where's Mom?
yes. go away.	Let me help you up.
what do you expect, when he comes in smelling like a brewery and looking like an unmade bed?	Stop it!
mom was really mad at him this time, wasn't she?	What do you expect, when he comes in smelling like a brewery and looking like an unmade bed?
i don't want your money. you're a booger.	It was Brady's idea, Jane. Honest to God. Please take the money. I want to make up.
a new pair of panty hose. is it enough?	I don't want your money. You're a booger.
what's the money for?	A new pair of panty hose. Is it enough?
did he really get his head cut off, dad? that's what brady said.	If you don't stop it I'm going to vomit. I mean it.
come on, jane- it was brady's idea. i couldn't stop him.	Brady's a booger and so are you!
you always take his side because he's a cripple! well, it's not my fault that he's a cripple!	Come on, Jane- it was Brady's idea. I couldn't stop him.
yeah... but if you hear any more noises, tell your father. okay?	Okay. Have you got enough gas to get home, Marty?
well, it's probably nothing. i'm just spooked since... you know.	Yeah... but if you hear any more noises, tell your father. Okay?
rats...	And my dad says it's kids. But it's not rats and it's not kids. It's-
rattling. rustling.	Rats...
what kind of noises?	Rattling. Rustling.
i've been hearing noises in there.	What kind of noises?
what?	I've been hearing noises in there.
there's something else scary.	What?
hey, take it easy. i know how you feel.	There's something else scary.
i used to see her every day, and she never knew what was going to happen to her, and neither did i! i mean i know how stupid that sounds, but...	Hey, take it easy. I know how you feel.
for getting a divorce?	Well... it is his third.
glasspack. he said he'd come over sometime this summer and we'd soup up the engine... but now i dunno. he's getting a divorce and he's in the doghouse with my mother.	For getting a divorce?
what's that?	Glasspack. He said he'd come over sometime this summer and we'd soup up the engine... but now I dunno. He's getting a divorce and he's in the doghouse with my mother.
not bad, huh? my uncle al took off the regular muffler and put on a cherry bomb.	What's that?
you booger.	That's what my sister says, too. Pretty soon I'm going to start checking the mirror to see if I'm turning green.
what if i say no?	Then I'd have to kick your ass, dear boy.  Go on, now.
but uncle al! you said-	I know what I said, Marty- but it's ten past one. He's not coming.
i suppose so. you kids ought to go up to bed.	But Uncle Al! You said-
yeah? really?	Yeah. Really. The bitch of it is, we still are. Learn from your elders, dearies.
dear boy, you have gone right out of your mind.	Will you do it?
i think he's going to come for me. not just because i know who he is, but because i hurt him. only i don't think he'll try again as lowe.	Dear boy, you have gone right out of your mind.
the kid is eleven years old and already he sounds like a jesuit. a french jesuit.	I think he's going to come for me. Not just because I know who he is, but because I hurt him. Only I don't think he'll try again as Lowe.
no one knows how cancer begins, either- or exactly what it is- but people still believe in it.	The kid is eleven years old and already he sounds like a Jesuit. A French Jesuit.
i saw what i saw.	Marty, the moon wasn't even full!
you're not going to let it go, are you?	I saw what I saw.
i want you to turn this into a silver bullet.	You're not going to let it go, are you?
and what do you suggest i do about it, dear boy?	I want you to turn this into a silver bullet.
mr. haller said he'd check him out, and guess what? no one sees him again!	And what do you suggest I do about it, dear boy?
what about father lowe chasing me in his car and trying to run me down? you don't think that was a dream, do you?	No.
it could have been anything, marty.	What about Father Lowe chasing me in his car and trying to run me down? You don't think that was a dream, do you?
there! you see!	It could have been anything, Marty.
no... but i found some blood, smeared on a tree trunk in that grove.	There! You see!
after marty called me with his latest thrilling tale of wonder, i did.  he's had no poison-pen complaints lodged at all.	I told you!
shut up, dear boy- no gloating allowed.	After Marty called me with his latest Thrilling Tale of Wonder, I did.  He's had no poison-pen complaints lodged at all.
i told you!	Shut up, dear boy- no gloating allowed.
well... it's a lot easier to swallow without the hair and the foaming jaws. also, i checked on the otic solution. it was counter brand. no prescription needed.	I told you!
i didn't shoot him when he was a man. i shot him when he was-	When he was a werewolf. Yes. Right. Jesus. Jane, you don't really believe this madness, do you?
do you really think that a man who took a rocket in the eye three nights ago could be out mowing his lawn? he'd either be in the hospital... or dead.	I didn't shoot him when he was a man. I shot him when he was-
marty, do you see your suspect?	Do you really think that a man who took a rocket in the eye three nights ago could be out mowing his lawn? He'd either be in the hospital... or dead.
i'll bet you a quarter that eyewash stuff was nonprescription. and i'll bet you another quarter he hasn't said anything to mr. haller.	Marty, do you see your suspect?
no- we just got you out here so we could admire your pretty face.	Watch it, dear boy. I think it was a hallucination. Probably a broomstick, or something.
you want to know what i think?	No- we just got you out here so we could admire your pretty face.
what about the baseball bat jane saw in his shed? you know who used to have a baseball bat like that? mr. knopfler! he was so proud of it he used to carry it in the fourth of july parade! jane said it looked like the green giant used it for a toothpick!	You want to know what I think?
i don't know. but i know you didn't see any werewolf the other night, marty. you had a dream, that's all. an extremely realistic nightmare brought on by what's been happening in this town.	What about the baseball bat Jane saw in his shed? You know who used to have a baseball bat like that? Mr. Knopfler! He was so proud of it he used to carry it in the Fourth of July parade! Jane said it looked like the Green Giant used it for a toothpick!
well... was it a prescription?	I don't know. But I know you didn't see any werewolf the other night, Marty. You had a dream, that's all. An extremely realistic nightmare brought on by what's been happening in this town.
marty, marty, you should hear yourself!	Well... was it a prescription?
it wasn't- i'll bet you it wasn't. because to get a prescription he'd have to see a doctor.	Marty, Marty, you should hear yourself!
what the hell does that matter?	It wasn't- I'll bet you it wasn't. Because to get a prescription he'd have to see a doctor.
was it a prescription?	What the hell does that matter?
i called peltzer on my way over here, marty! father lowe came into the drugstore two days ago for a bottle of otic solution. that's a fancy way of saying eyewash. he's got a corneal inflammation.	Was it a prescription?
it came for me! i shot it in the eye! now he's wearing an eye-patch!	I called Peltzer on my way over here, Marty! Father Lowe came into the drugstore two days ago for a bottle of otic solution. That's a fancy way of saying eyewash. He's got a corneal inflammation.
thanks a million, uncle al!	You're welcome a million, Marty. Stick 'em in the bushes for now.
a tracer. you'll like it.	Thanks a million, Uncle Al!
what is it?	A tracer. You'll like it.
save this one for last.	What is it?
yeah... sure.	Save this one for last.
one of the reasons i love you, marty, is that you're almost as crazy as i am. please don't set off anything that goes bang tonight, okay? just bright colors. can you tell the difference?	Yeah... sure.
yeah, i know. it's great!	One of the reasons I love you, Marty, is that you're almost as crazy as I am. Please don't set off anything that goes bang tonight, okay? Just bright colors. Can you tell the difference?
stay near the house, for christ's sake- someone's killing people. i have to be out of my mind to be doing this, you know.	Yeah, I know. It's great!
now i said i had something for you, as i believe you will recall.	Yeah! What is it?
sure.	Good.
i know you don't. but i want this to be our secret. you get that, don't you?	Sure.
i don't get you.	I know you don't. But I want this to be our secret. You get that, don't you?
it goes fast, all right- and if your mother finds out just how fast, marty, i will have a new job. singing soprano with the vienna boys' choir.	I don't get you.
it really goes fast. thanks, uncle al.	It goes fast, all right- and if your mother finds out just how fast, Marty, I will have a new job. Singing soprano with the Vienna Boys' Choir.
you gave me a heart attack, marty. i'm dying. i hope you're happy, because you are looking at a dying man.	It really goes fast. Thanks, Uncle Al.
we're gonna find out. take it down the road a ways and back. be careful.	You gave me a heart attack, Marty. I'm dying. I hope you're happy, because you are looking at a dying man.
do i need one?	We're gonna find out. Take it down the road a ways and back. Be careful.
you got a pilot's license, marty?	Do I need one?
what?	Wait, dear boy. Just wait. Hand me those pliars.
yeah, winesburg, ohio, was never like that... but i got something that just might cheer you up.	What?
she and dad are out back lighting the barbecue. jane's walking around like she's king shit of turd mountain. like always.	Uh-huh. Only in her case I guess it would be Queen Shit of Turd Mountain. Hand me that adjustable.
your mom's not around, is she?	She and dad are out back lighting the barbecue. Jane's walking around like she's King Shit of Turd Mountain. Like always.
don't call me dear boy.	But you are, you know- you are my dear boy.
i'll give you the telephone numbers of my ex-wives, dear boy- they'll be interested to hear that.	Don't call me dear boy.
well... i like it that you always know how to say things, uncle al.	I'll give you the telephone numbers of my ex-wives, dear boy- they'll be interested to hear that.
it's just an outward symbol of everything that's inwardly wrong in this town. not bad, huh? i read sherwood anderson in college. i can jive that shit all day.	Well... I like it that you always know how to say things, Uncle Al.
yeah, okay, the fireworks. jane thinks that's all i'm mad about, but it's not. them doing that is just a... a...	It's just an outward symbol of everything that's inwardly wrong in this town. Not bad, huh? I read Sherwood Anderson in college. I can jive that shit all day.
and the fireworks. hand me that box, marty.	Yeah, okay, the fireworks. Jane thinks that's all I'm mad about, but it's not. Them doing that is just a... a...
it isn't enough that the monster killed all those people- that he killed brady. now he's got them to cancel the fair.	And the fireworks. Hand me that box, Marty.
what's going on at owen's, uncle al?	A bunch of men getting ready to pretend they're Clint Eastwood... Marty, didn't anybody ever tell you that the only monsters are in comic books and drive-in movies?
what if it's some kind of monster?	What's going on at Owen's, Uncle Al?
huh?	What if it's some kind of monster?
uncle al, what if it's not a guy?	Huh?
well, i'm not sure that was. christ! they better get the guy.	Uncle Al, what if it's not a guy?
no.	Well, I'm not sure that was. Christ! They better get the guy.
there's a saying- so-and-so was better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. you ever hear that one?	No.
yeah.	There's a saying- so-and-so was better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. You ever hear that one?
you all right, marty?	Yeah.
mom-!	Let the boy finish the game, Nan.
okay, okay. dwight evans.	Piss on him. Piss on all the Red Sox.
ralph houk! you can't bet a manager! stone the crows!	Okay, okay. Dwight Evans.
if you keep doing that, you're going to bump your head, sissy. give my love to mama- tell her i'll see her thursday.	I will- be good, kids.
you kids go to bed on time! you've got school tomorrow!	If you keep doing that, you're going to bump your head, sissy. Give my love to Mama- tell her I'll see her Thursday.
we won't!	You kids go to bed on time! You've got school tomorrow!
and don't open the door for any trick or treaters even if they come!	We won't!
-and babcock, i remember. now go on!	And don't open the door for any trick or treaters even if they come!
remember, al... we'll be at the ritz-carlton in boston tomorrow night! or at the funeral parlor. it's stickney and-	-and Babcock, I remember. Now go on!
so have i, actually... i wish it could always be like this.	See me around to my car, Marty, and make sure I stay out of trouble at least that long.
i come here because marty needs a friend.	Yes... you've always been that to him. But if you can't leave your booze in whatever dump you call home, you better just stay away.
i must tell the cardinal.  i.11 send him a personal letter, describing your efforts, your bold new fight to keep your little convent alive.	Really?
perhaps.	I must tell the Cardinal.  I.11 send him a personal letter, describing your efforts, your bold new fight to keep your little convent alive.
i can't wait until next sunday, when the choir performs again.  did you see the people walk right in from the street? that music, that heavenly music -- it called to them.	Perhaps.
well... thank you.	I can't wait until next Sunday, when the choir performs again.  Did you see the people walk right in from the street? That music, that heavenly music -- it called to them.
i haven't enjoyed mass this much in years.  what a marvelous program. innovative.  inspiring.  you are to be commended.	Well... thank you.
oh?	I haven't enjoyed Mass this much in years.  What a marvelous program. Innovative.  Inspiring.  You are to be commended.
reverend mother, i just wanted to congratulate you.	Oh?
what about crack?  you a user?	I said I was a nun, not an asshole.
okay, so maybe i'm a nun -- so, you want to ask me something?  you want to listen, for once in your little lives? you want to pay some attention?	What about crack?  You a user?
yeah.  we all got caught.  shoplifting. cuttin' school.  cuttin' up some bitch with a blade.  so we gotta come here.  so we'll be good, in the future.  so we'll learn valuable lessons.  and i learned mine.  i will be incredibly good, i will never rip out nobody's nose-ring by accident ever again.  can i go now?	Yeah, you learned a whole lot, I can tell.
yeah.  sister mary pat was discussing it.  you know she thinks it's a sin.	Well... yes.  Yes it is.
really.	Yeah.  Sister Mary Pat was discussing it.  You know she thinks it's a sin.
sing!	YES I'LL SING AND KNOW JOY EVERMORE
and i'm tearful!	SING!
sing!	And I'm tearful!
but i'm fearful!	SING!
sing! sing and your spirit will soar!	But I'm fearful!
were you tempted?	SING! SING AND YOUR SPIRIT WILL SOAR!
sing!	Were you tempted?
yes, mary?	HE'S SO FINE...
he's... dreamy.  he's...	Yes, Mary?
let thy spirit	I think they hear you!
you know what we're saying!	LET THY SPIRIT
let thy spirit	You know what we're saying!
you know, i just might!	LET THY SOUL BE HEALED
let thy thoughts be guided	You know, I just might!
i think i hear it!	LET THY THOUGHTS BE GUIDED
by a voice you hear from on high	I think I hear it!
but how?	BY A VOICE YOU HEAR FROM ON HIGH
let thy soul be healed	But how?
what you say?	LET THY SOUL BE HEALED
let thy thoughts be guided	What you say?
hey, sisters.  are you going in there?	You know it.
how are you doing.	Hey, Sisters.  Are you going in there?
what you do?	Just tell him, I do love you, but I can't -- I'm a nun.
hey, i know, it's hard.  but do what i do.	What you do?
no, but... i don't know... sometimes.	Hey, I know, it's hard.  But do what I do.
and you listen to that?	No, but... I don't know... sometimes.
well, what about the sex stuff?  what if some dude is after you, and he's always saying stuff, commin' on sweet and mellow.  like, oh, baby, you know you'll love it.  oh, baby, if you loved me, you'd stay.	And you listen to that?
'cause we love it so damn much.  and cause we gotta come here.  probation.	Probation?
excuse me -- just what are you all doing here?  at sunday school?	'Cause we love it so damn much.  And cause we gotta come here.  Probation.
well... because it's in the bible. "thou shalt not..."  thou shalt not.	Excuse me -- just what are you all doing here?  At Sunday School?
how come?  sister?	Well... because it's in the Bible. "Thou shalt not..."  Thou shalt not.
so, hi there.  i'm... sister mary clarence.  and you're... young christians.  i guess i should assign you this passage.  what's good?  what were you talking about?	We were talking about the wild thing. Teen promiscuity.
what?	That... thing.  That nun thing.  Take it off.
okay, christy -- strip.	What?
what?	You can handle this.
mary robert, don't panic.  remember what we talked about?  experience?	What?
yeah, right to the cops.  no way.	Mary Robert, don't panic.  Remember what we talked about?  Experience?
his ashes?	With love.
you ain't got nothin' i ain't seen.	Then stop trying to memorize it.  Hit the road.
what do you want?  this is a private area!  get lost!	You ain't got nothin' I ain't seen.
i was good to you! you re nothing but no-talent garbage! you're a two-bit tramp!	That used to be true, Vince.  I was with you.  But something happened.  And I'm different now.  Real--different.  I've had, well, you might call it -- a religious experience.  And I've got just two words for you.  And those two words are...
right here.  let the others go -- they have nothing to do with this.	Joey -- do it.
she's afraid.  come on, tell the boys you're afraid.	I feel sorry for you, Vincent.  And I forgive you.
what, vincent?  this is me, doll.  i know you.  what did you think you were doing?  running to the cops.  hiding out. no, no.  you're sorry now, aren't you?	I am sorry for all my sins.  And yours.
good evening, vincent.	What, Vincent?  This is me, doll.  I know you.  What did you think you were doing?  Running to the cops.  Hiding out. No, no.  You're sorry now, aren't you?
babe, what happened here?  look at you.	Good evening, Vincent.
and to say you're sorry.  about this afternoon.  and the things you said. forgotten.  completely.  do you understand?  forgotten.	Right.  Yeah.  Forgotten.
sure.	And to say you're sorry.  About this afternoon.  And the things you said. Forgotten.  Completely.  Do you understand?  Forgotten.
is that why you came up here, christy? to thank me?	Sure.
thanks.  a lot.	Is that why you came up here, Christy? To thank me?
yes?	Thanks.  A lot.
no... it's fine.	Yes?
babe, it's not me!  i love you!  it's god!	You lying sleazeball!  The best years of my life!  What am I, garbage?  Am I lint?
you pig!	Babe, it's not me!  I love you!  It's God!
we can still see each other.  just like always.  it's a different kind of sin. smaller.	You pig!
you bastard!	We can still see each other.  Just like always.  It's a different kind of sin. Smaller.
you want me to go against a priest?  get excommunicated?  you think i'm nuts?	You bastard!
what?	You want me to go against a priest?  Get excommunicated?  You think I'm nuts?
he said that if i got a divorce i'd burn in hell.  for all eternity.	What?
you said that?  and what did he say? did he say you could leave her?  did he say we'd be happy?	He said that if I got a divorce I'd burn in Hell.  For all eternity.
for the first time in i don't know how long.  i wanted everything done right. open and above board.  i told father antonelli i was in love.  i told him it was a special love, for all the ages.	You said that?  And what did he say? Did he say you could leave her?  Did he say we'd be happy?
you did what?	For the first time in I don't know how long.  I wanted everything done right. Open and above board.  I told Father Antonelli I was in love.  I told him it was a special love, for all the ages.
i want us to be together.  like people. honest, decent people.  in the eyes of god.  babe, today... i went to confession.	You did what?
today was the deadline, vince.	I want us to be together.  Like people. Honest, decent people.  In the eyes of God.  Babe, today... I went to confession.
how did i get so lucky?  what is it now, five years we've been together?  who do i thank?	Today was the deadline, Vince.
vince...	How did I get so lucky?  What is it now, five years we've been together?  Who do I thank?
you are so damn sexy.	Vince...
who?  the other woman.  your wife.	You are so damn sexy.
what did who say?	Who?  The other woman.  Your wife.
come on -- stay.  just a little.  we can talk, i'll get a pizza.  pizza in bed, we'll have fun.  and you still haven't told me what happened.  what did she say?	What did who say?
d00-lang, doo-lang, d00-lang.	WISH HE WAS MINE.  THAT HANDSOME BOY OVER THERE, THE ONE WITH THE WAVY HAIR.
he's so fine.	D00-LANG, DOO-LANG, D00-LANG.
yes, betty?	HE'S SO FINE.
he's so dreamy.  he's like... a greek god.  he's the cutest guy here.    he's boss.  he's fab.  he's...	Yes, Betty?
oh my!	He's so dreamy.  He's like... a Greek god.  He's the cutest guy here.    He's boss.  He's fab.  He's...
look at that.  get a gander.	Oh my!
what is it, betty?	Look at that.  Get a gander.
oh my!	What is it, Betty?
oh-huh.	Oh my!
this prom is a real drag.	Oh-huh.
yes, betty?	This prom is a real drag.
oh, girls.	Yes, Betty?
sing and the devil will flee!	Were you wicked?
pay attention...	SING AND THE DEVIL WILL FLEE!
but then came an angel who whispered these words	Pay attention...
what a shame!	BUT THEN CAME AN ANGEL WHO WHISPERED THESE WORDS
damnation was all i could see	What a shame!
it's true -- i know her.	DAMNATION WAS ALL I COULD SEE
my soul was in danger i'd fallen from grace	It's true -- I know her.
hurry, sister!	Get moving.  I'm right behind you.
jackpot!  two buckets	This is so exhilarating!  All week long, I can't wait till Sunday, when we sing.
what is it, mary?	That man -- who is he?
we know you don't want to bring pain and misery to your friends and neighbors. we'll pray to find you some honest work.	And we know that, even though most people would call you a leech and a parasite, the lowest slug of humanity! We know that deep down inside, you're probably even worse.  And so you truly need our prayers.
spring is here the sun will shine i'll be his and he'll be mine we'll love until the end of time and we'll never be lonely anymore	Because we're
so use it.  when we sing hymns, they're usually about rejoicing, right? celebration.  most music is.  so don't hold back.  let all that joy go right into your voice.  make me happy.  let me hear it.  perk out.  perk down.	SPRING IS HERE THE SUN WILL SHINE I'LL BE HIS AND HE'LL BE MINE WE'LL LOVE UNTIL THE END OF TIME AND WE'LL NEVER BE LONELY ANYMORE
all right, i am, i know it!  all my life, i've just been... upbeat. optimistic.  perky.  i can't help it. even when i was little, i remember my mother used to say, "that child is pure sunshine.  she'll either be a nun -- or a stewardess."	So use it.  When we sing hymns, they're usually about rejoicing, right? Celebration.  Most music is.  So don't hold back.  Let all that joy go right into your voice.  Make me happy.  Let me hear it.  Perk out.  Perk down.
am i?	All right, I am, I know it!  All my life, I've just been... upbeat. Optimistic.  Perky.  I can't help it. Even when I was little, I remember my mother used to say, "That child is pure sunshine.  She'll either be a nun -- or a stewardess."
hold it.  mary patrick, you're a pretty cheerful person, aren't you?	Am I?
the dixie cups?  oh my.  i was just a girl.  of course.  spring is here the sun will shine	Hold it.  Mary Patrick, you're a pretty cheerful person, aren't you?
mary patrick -- do you remember the dixie cups?	The Dixie Cups?  Oh my.  I was just a girl.  Of course.  SPRING IS HERE THE SUN WILL SHINE
it's a rhythm section.  the beat.	Mary Patrick -- do you remember the Dixie Cups?
i know.  it's ancient.	It's a rhythm section.  The beat.
that machine.	I know.  It's ancient.
two days.  an hour or so.	No way.  We're a choir, right? Headliners.  The big room.  Two days a week won't cut it.  Every day.
chops?	The goods.  The sound.  The sale.  Let's rearrange a few things.  Mary Patrick, you re not a natural soprano, you're an alto.  Get over here.  Mary Robert --with the sopranos.
you see?  we've got the voices.  they're just allover the place. i've heard all of you, in the shower --you're decent. better than me.  we just need charts -- harmony -- chops.	Chops?
hold on.	Mary Clarence, could you?  Mary Lazarus, you're terrific, but...  Could you help us?
is this... choir practice?	Sure is!  Come on in, and sing a spell.
shuttle, beat, shed.  and watch your heddles.	I love my heddles.  Show me again.
you betcha.	Shuttle, beat, shed.  And watch your heddles.
just about.  show me again.	You betcha.
isn't it lovely?  now i'll demonstrate, and then you can hop right in.  you just draw your beater in, keep it pressed against the pick, and open the shed.  then pass your shuttle, beat, and open the next shed.  shuttle. beat, beat, shuttle, beat, shed.  keep tension on the warp.  is that clear?	Just about.  Show me again.
oh, right.  at my old place, we used to... wash cars.  groom dogs.  so... nice loom.	Isn't it lovely?  Now I'll demonstrate, and then you can hop right in.  You just draw your beater in, keep it pressed against the pick, and open the shed.  Then pass your shuttle, beat, and open the next shed.  Shuttle. beat, beat, shuttle, beat, shed.  Keep tension on the warp.  Is that clear?
mary clarence.  goose.  we're completely self-supporting.  like all convents. like yours.	Oh, right.  At my old place, we used to... wash cars.  Groom dogs.  So... nice loom.
but don't you get money?  from the vatican?	Mary Clarence.  Goose.  We're completely self-supporting.  Like all convents. Like yours.
to sell, of course.  i hate to say it, but we're in terrible trouble here at st. katherine's.  we need a new roof, the furnace is going, and there's no money.	But don't you get money?  From the Vatican?
why?	To sell, of course.  I hate to say it, but we're in terrible trouble here at St. Katherine's.  We need a new roof, the furnace is going, and there's no money.
well, it all comes back, in just a jiffy.  i'm working on a wall-hanging, of the convent.	Why?
not in years.	Well, it all comes back, in just a jiffy.  I'm working on a wall-hanging, of the convent.
the minute i saw you. i said to myself, she's a weaver.  have you ever used a loom?	Not in years.
1961?  '62?  mary clarence, that's when many of us took final vows.  it's the last secular music we recall.	No. HEY -- HE KNOWS THAT YOU BEEN CREATING NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET A BEATING
where did that come from?	I haven't heard that song in ages.  The Ronettes?
isn't it a glorious morning?  good morning, mary clarence.  sleep well?	Right.
just sing!	Sing!
hey -- you re supposed to be the cheerful one.  why do i suddenly feel like snow white?	You re okay -- for a civilian.
van cartier.	You know?  About me?  About everything?
we could cut a demo.  look for a label.	That's true, wouldn't that be great.  Of course, we never know when things are going to change.  Any one of us could be transferred to another convent, tomorrow.
is there any syrup?	Well... see, at my old convent, I wasn't always... real popular.  I was sort of selfish and... not real helpful.  Okay, I'll say it -- I wasn't much of a nun. But now, thanks to all of you... maybe I'm shaping up.
she's a pro.	What?
babies	Again!
amateurs 2	Babies
hopeless i	Amateurs 2
right, right, cross with the left, spin and turn!	Hopeless I
don't look at your feet, and i don't want to see anybody counting.  make it look easy.  again!	Right, right, cross with the left, spin and turn!
it'll be hell.	Tell me about it.
wet behind the ears.	A bunch of real mama's girls.
i don't know.  mary lazarus, what do you think?  they're pretty raw.	Wet behind the ears.
of course.  i'm a nun.  four popes now. the lord hates a loafer.	I hear you.  How many days a week do you rehearse?
mary lazarus, i get the feeling that you like discipline.  hard work.	Of course.  I'm a nun.  Four Popes now. The Lord hates a loafer.
i knew that.	Mary Lazarus, I get the feeling that you like discipline.  Hard work.
yeah, for one second.  that was the blend -- you've got to listen to each other.  be a group.	I knew that.
very nice.  sisters, have we learned our lesson?  i won't hold this little episode against anyone.  i'll try not to.	Mary Robert.
what?	You're a ringer.  She brought you in to replace me.  Out with the old.
free-lance?  oh really?  you think i don't see?  you think i took vows yesterday?  i know what you're up to. you and reverend mother.	What?
sure.  kind of... free-lance.	Free-lance?  Oh really?  You think I don't see?  You think I took vows yesterday?  I know what you're up to. You and Reverend Mother.
mary clarence, are you with us?	Um, I don't really know this one...
soprano or alto?	Whatever.
shirelles.	You know that song?
like this place?	I like my old convent, in Vancouver. Out in the woods.  It wasn't all modern, like here.  No electricity.  Cold water. Bare feet.  Those were nuns.  It was Hell on earth, but I loved it.  This place is a Hilton.
progressive convents.  vanity.  it sounds awful.  it sounds just like this place.	Like this place?
what?	Progressive convents.  Vanity.  It sounds awful.  It sounds just like this place.
enough jabber.	What?
which convent?  it was, um, the little sisters... of the moonlight.  in vegas. everybody used to come to mass.  frank. dean.  sammy.  right at ringside.	Enough jabber.
what did he say?	HE SAID, SING THE DEVIL AWAY!
but the lord came to me	What did He say?
don't you know it!	BUT THE LORD CAME TO ME
i was hell-bound, yes that's what they say satan was waiting	Don't you know it!
it's true!	I WAS HELL-BOUND, YES THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY SATAN WAS WAITING
i was downhearted	It's true!
mary clarence!	Bless you.
but what do they want?  where are we going?	She's got nothing to do with this.  Let her go.
run!  take off!	Again?
they're from my old convent.	Run!  Take off!
wait, this isn't the way.  who are you?	They're from my old convent.
the council of cardinals!  i'm so nervous!  what if i forget the words?	Right to Hell.  Just kidding. Where is that bus?
are you leaving us?	Oh no.  We'll always be together.
it's contraband.  don't ask.  but i wanted to give you a treat.  a sort of... thank-you gift.	A thank-you?  For what?  You're the one we should be thanking.
yes, prayer is the answer, and prayers free  we're going to give free prayers to everyone who drives up to this house.	We're nuns!
we're the sisters of the sacred heart we do our bit, now do your part	HONOR THY MOTHER AND THY FATHER TOO DON'T KILL, DON'T STEAL, IT'S BAD FOR YOU
i don't want to mess anyone up...	Give me a C.  A C!
mary robert, i've watched you.  you never really sing.  you whisper. nothing comes out.	I don't want to mess anyone up...
what?	Mary Robert, I've watched you.  You never really sing.  You whisper. Nothing comes out.
mary robert, i am so sorry about last night...	Now stop that.  You didn't shoot at me. You were only trying to help, to give me experience.  I tried to explain that to Reverend Mother, but -- I don't know if she understood.
i don't know, some people just don't like nuns.  i wish i had a ruler.	We could have been killed!  But you saved me!  Thank you, Mary Clarence!
what was all that?  who was that man? why would he shoot at us?	I don't know, some people just don't like nuns.  I wish I had a ruler.
experience!	What was all that?  Who was that man? Why would he shoot at us?
oh my lord!	Experience!
mary clarence!	Oh my Lord!
goddamn it!	Mary Clarence!
mary clarence!	Keep moving!
i can't wait to tell reverend mother about all my experiences.  i've learned so much.	Well, you know, you don't have to tell her everything.  I mean, nothing really happened.  We just... took a walk.
honey.	I can't wait to tell Reverend Mother about all my experiences.  I've learned so much.
mary clarence!  you're so... different from the other sisters.  sometimes, well... sometimes you sound more like a layperson.	Honey.
good point.  especially that dude you were with.  i'd like to see him down front.	Mary Clarence!  You're so... different from the other sisters.  Sometimes, well... sometimes you sound more like a layperson.
those people are wonderful!  why don't we ever see them in church?	Good point.  Especially that dude you were with.  I'd like to see him down front.
i'm getting experience.	You watch yourself!
who are all these people?	This is your neighborhood.  Your turf. You should get to know 'em.
initiation.  you understand.  later on, we make her wear her underwear on her head.	Really?
i have to do this.  so i can become a nun.	Initiation.  You understand.  Later on, we make her wear her underwear on her head.
experience!  right?	Right.
bobs	Experience!  Right?
we need experience.	It's part of St. Katherine's new community outreach program.  How old are you?  You shouldn't be smoking.  Have you ever seen a diseased lung?  Hand 'em over.
mary clarence!	Now you.
we must... get you some experience.  we must... leave this place.	Are you sure?
of course!  we must do it!  it's the will of god!  what is it?	We must... get you some experience.  We must... leave this place.
we must do this sacred thing, mary robert.	Of course!  We must do it!  It's the will of God!  What is it?
what?	Reverend Mother says you need experience, right, in life.  In order to make a responsible decision.  This is going to be very painful for me.  You know how much I love this little room. This whole convent.  Wait.
well, then there's only one thing to do.	What?
she said that?  reverend mother?	Well, then there's only one thing to do.
she says i should wait.  she says that no one should become a nun as an escape from life.  she says that i'm not experienced enough to make the decision yet.  in a mature manner.	She said that?  Reverend Mother?
she won't?  why not?	She says I should wait.  She says that no one should become a nun as an escape from life.  She says that I'm not experienced enough to make the decision yet.  In a mature manner.
oh. mary clarence, i'm so unworthy.  i want to take my final vows, i would do it tomorrow, but reverend mother won't let me!	She won't?  Why not?
excuse me?	Oh. Mary Clarence, I'm so unworthy.  I want to take my final vows, I would do it tomorrow, but Reverend Mother won't let me!
no, you don't understand -- i don't want to get out!  i want to get in?	Excuse me?
right, sure, but what's the problem? are they keeping you a prisoner here? do they drug you?  did reverend mother like, kidnap your parents?  we can call the enquirer.	No, you don't understand -- I don't want to get out!  I want to get in?
you have to help me	Right, sure, but what's the problem? Are they keeping you a prisoner here? Do they drug you?  Did Reverend Mother like, kidnap your parents?  We can call the Enquirer.
a novice.	Yeah, like a learner's permit, right? When do you hit the big time?  You know, when do you take the final vows?
three years.  a rookie.	A novice.
three years.  sister.	Three years.  A rookie.
so, bob, how long have you been in? st. k's?	Three years.  Sister.
right.  okay.  bob.  nice to know you.	So, Bob, how long have you been in? St. K's?
mary robert.  i'm... mary robert.	Right.  Okay.  Bob.  Nice to know you.
thanks.  so which one are you? sister bruce?  sister doug?	Mary Robert.  I'm... Mary Robert.
an extra heel of bread.  please take it, you need your strength.  you've been working so hard.	Thanks.  So which one are you? Sister Bruce?  Sister Doug?
a cigarette?	An extra heel of bread.  Please take it, you need your strength.  You've been working so hard.
i... i brought you something.	A cigarette?
what?	I... I brought you something.
i... i...	What?
what?  what does she want now?  i did the dishes.  i oiled the pews.  i dusted the hymnals.  two hundred hymnals.  why can't people share?	I... I...
it's after five.  we have to bathe.	Five a.m.?
what?  what time is it?	It's after five.  We have to bathe.
come on, we're late.	What?  What time is it?
really?  and maybe shorter habits, and women priests, and sleeping late?	Don't push it.
perhaps not.  perhaps we can all use... a little spandex.	Really?  And maybe shorter habits, and women priests, and sleeping late?
what about me, reverend mother?  i think you were right.  i'm just a bad influence.  sister show biz.	Perhaps not.  Perhaps we can all use... a little Spandex.
you have evidenced great maturity, mary robert.  we shall have a serious discussion.	What about me, Reverend Mother?  I think you were right.  I'm just a bad influence.  Sister show biz.
i don't think so.  what about skydiving? a crank call to billy graham?	You have evidenced great maturity, Mary Robert.  We shall have a serious discussion.
then i guess you're stuck.  life sentence.  no parole.	Very well.  I hold you responsible for all of this, For introducing a lounge act into my convent.  For utterly disrupting our way of life.  And for placing all of us in mortal danger.  Thank-you.
you saved my life.	I'm a Christian.
oh?	You saved my life.
reverend mother -- thank-you.	Oh?
what are you doing here?	Saving you.  Move!
but...	Good day.
i am sorry, mary clarence.  i seem to have misplaced my tambourine.  good day, mary clarence.	But...
okay, so i just got things started.  but you could build on that.  you could keep it going.	I am sorry, Mary Clarence.  I seem to have misplaced my tambourine.  Good day, Mary Clarence.
you and i know that life is not so simple.  there will be disappointments. rude shocks.  and you will have vanished. how... fortunate.	Okay, so I just got things started.  But you could build on that.  You could keep it going.
a part of what?  mary clarence, it is one thing to rabble rouse, to sweep into town and declare a holiday.  you have raised the sisters' expectations, you have excited and confused them.  they imagine this neighborhood to be some sort of delightful ongoing block party.	You and I know that life is not so simple.  There will be disappointments. Rude shocks.  And you will have vanished. How... fortunate.
but everything that's happening is good! you can be a part of it!	A part of what?  Mary Clarence, it is one thing to rabble rouse, to sweep into town and declare a holiday.  You have raised the Sisters' expectations, you have excited and confused them.  They imagine this neighborhood to be some sort of delightful ongoing block party.
indeed.  after how long?  a few weeks? i have been here thirty years.  and yet, it would seem, i know nothing.	But everything that's happening is good! You can be a part of it!
but -- there's so much more to do right here.  and look, if it's about me, i mean, i'm gone.	Indeed.  After how long?  A few weeks? I have been here thirty years.  And yet, it would seem, I know nothing.
i must go where i can be of use.	But -- there's so much more to do right here.  And look, if it's about me, I mean, I'm gone.
but -- why?	I must go where I can be of use.
i have submitted my resignation to bishop o'hara.  privately.  i have asked to be relocated as soon as possible.	But -- why?
what?	I have submitted my resignation to Bishop O'Hara.  Privately.  I have asked to be relocated as soon as possible.
really.  well, that makes two of us.	What?
hey -- your prayers have been answered. i'm leaving.  in just a couple of days.	Really.  Well, that makes two of us.
you sent for me?	You have a phone call.
but... wait a minute...	The majority has spoken.
of course.  mary clarence, a convent is not a totalitarian state.  most major decisions are made by the membership as a whole.  a membership that, i am certain, will vote in a rational and pious manner. all those in favor of allowing mary clarence to select a program?	But... wait a minute...
a vote?	Of course.  Mary Clarence, a convent is not a totalitarian state.  Most major decisions are made by the membership as a whole.  A membership that, I am certain, will vote in a rational and pious manner. All those in favor of allowing Mary Clarence to select a program?
i believe this can be settled by a simple vote.	A vote?
isn't that why we were asked to sing for those cardinals?	I believe this can be settled by a simple vote.
what do you mean?	The council of Cardinals is perhaps the most esteemed body in the entire Catholic church.  They command the utmost respect. Your more... secular entertainment would be wholly out of place.
and on such an occasion, i feel a completely traditional program will be best.	What do you mean?
please let me try.  i'm begging you.	And I am refusing.  As of tomorrow, Mary Lazarus will resume her leadership of the choir.
out of the question.	Please let me try.  I'm begging you.
hold on.  that's not fair.  i worked hard with them.  they gave up their free time, and they loved it.  those women are happy.  and we can get even better.  we can wake this place up.	Out of the question.
through blasphemy?  you have corrupted the entire choir!	Hold on.  That's not fair.  I worked hard with them.  They gave up their free time, and they loved it.  Those women are happy.  And we can get even better.  We can wake this place up.
exactly.  people like going to theaters and casinos.  but they think church is for grandma -- we could change that. pack the joint.	Through blasphemy?  You have corrupted the entire choir!
and what next?  popcorn?  curtain calls? this is not a theater.  or a casino.	Exactly.  People like going to theaters and casinos.  But they think church is for Grandma -- we could change that. Pack the joint.
i was thinking las vegas.  get some butts in those seats.	And what next?  Popcorn?  Curtain calls? This is not a theater.  or a casino.
not the choir, please, anything but that.  the choir -- i mean, have you heard them?  i'll do anything, scrub floors, toilets, you name it, but not that i	The choir, Mary Clarence.  Go for the gold.
you're my olympic event.	Not the choir, please, anything but that.  The choir -- I mean, have you heard them?  I'll do anything, scrub floors, toilets, you name it, but not that I
no.  no.	You're my Olympic event.
you will sing, and you will sleep,' that is your schedule until you depart.  as almost no one attends mass, you will be unable to cause further damage.	No.  No.
you have, i believe, some minimal background in music.  therefore, you are to join our choir.	You will sing, and you will sleep,' that is your schedule until you depart.  As almost no one attends Mass, you will be unable to cause further damage.
what?	You have, I believe, some minimal background in music.  Therefore, you are to join our choir.
you may stay.  but i shall restrict your activities to but a single task.	What?
i am?	You may stay.  But I shall restrict your activities to but a single task.
mary clarence, perhaps you are correct.	I am?
but you can't kick me out!  guys want to kill me!  you're a nun!  a big nun! aren't you supposed to have compassion? for the wayward sheep?  i mean, i'm a major sinner!  all-time great!  hall of fame!  aren't i, like, your dream come true?  your olympic event?	Mary Clarence, perhaps you are correct.
clearly, you have learned nothing. and you present an ongoing threat, both to this convent and to yourself.	But you can't kick me out!  Guys want to kill me!  You're a nun!  A big nun! Aren't you supposed to have compassion? For the wayward sheep?  I mean, I'm a major sinner!  All-time great!  Hall of Fame!  Aren't I, like, your dream come true?  Your Olympic event?
a decent life?  excuse me?  as what?  a janitor?	Clearly, you have learned nothing. And you present an ongoing threat, both to this convent and to yourself.
mary clarence, i have given you every opportunity.  to change.  to make a decent life for yourself.	A decent life?  Excuse me?  As what?  A janitor?
i know!  i'm sorry   i didn't mean for it to happen!  and i was the one they were shooting at!	Mary Clarence, I have given you every opportunity.  To change.  To make a decent life for yourself.
mary robert's life was in danger! your behavior was inexcusable!	I know!  I'm sorry   I didn't mean for it to happen!  And I was the one they were shooting at!
look... i know i shouldn't have, i'm incredibly sorry about mary robert, i wasn't thinking, i didn't know that would happen!	Mary Robert's life was in danger! Your behavior was inexcusable!
i don't believe we have anything to say to each other.	Look... I know I shouldn't have, I'm incredibly sorry about Mary Robert, I wasn't thinking, I didn't know that would happen!
so... hi there.	I don't believe we have anything to say to each other.
months of work, and the loom, absolutely ruined!	Look, this isn't my kind of thing!  I wasn't cut out to make little tapestries, or knit little sweaters! I don't do that! I'm a star!
i'm sorry, i'm not a weaver!	Months of work, and the loom, absolutely ruined!
good.  mary patrick, i need you in the office.  mary clarence, carry on.	I'm sorry, I'm not a weaver!
really catching on.	Good.  Mary Patrick, I need you in the office.  Mary Clarence, carry on.
in english?	How to put it... ah, Of course, Mary Clarence.  "No pain, no gain."
do your recall the words of saint peter, in ecciesiastes 1:27?  he spoke unto a wastrel youth.  he said, "take up thy task, and know ye the path of contentment."	In English?
it never solves anything.	Do your recall the words of Saint Peter, in Ecciesiastes 1:27?  He spoke unto a wastrel youth.  He said, "Take up thy task, and know ye the path of contentment."
you are correct.  sometimes prayer alone cannot help a situation.  such as your own, for example.  how do you feel about physical labor?	It never solves anything.
sometimes it's not enough!	You are correct.  Sometimes prayer alone cannot help a situation.  Such as your own, for example.  How do you feel about physical labor?
we are nuns.  we seek solutions through prayer.	Sometimes it's not enough!
have you been out in those streets?  do you know what those kids are up against? you should help them!	We are nuns.  We seek solutions through prayer.
this is a convent, not a clinic.  we offer moral guidance, not hardware.	Have you been out in those streets?  Do you know what those kids are up against? You should help them!
those girls were asking questions. they've got it rough.  i wish somebody had talked to me about that stuff when was their age.  i wish somebody would talk to me about it now.	This is a convent, not a clinic.  We offer moral guidance, not hardware.
a balloon and a banana!  tell me, mary clarence, what were you thinking?	Those girls were asking questions. They've got it rough.  I wish somebody had talked to me about that stuff when was their age.  I wish somebody would talk to me about it now.
deal with it, sweet thing.  it's important, nowadays.  you just practice at home, with a balloon and a banana.	Mary Clarence!
i got it.	Come, Sister.
girls, this is sister mary clarence. she'll be minding you until sister mary patrick's return.  mary clarence, please assign a biblical passage.  do not attempt discussion.  am i understood?	I got it.
yeah?	Girls, this is Sister Mary Clarence. She'll be minding you until Sister Mary Patrick's return.  Mary Clarence, please assign a biblical passage.  Do not attempt discussion.  Am I understood?
what's wrong with my life?	From all I've heard, just about everything.  Your singing career seems all but nonexistent, and your married lover wants you dead.
i'm sure.  if i were you, i would use this time, to think about my life.  and its direction.  or lack thereof.	What's wrong with my life?
wait.  no.  you're kidding.  lights out? at nine?  my day's just starting.	I'm sure.  If I were you, I would use this time, to think about my life.  And its direction.  Or lack thereof.
it is nine p.m.  pleasant dreams.	Wait.  No.  You're kidding.  Lights out? At nine?  My day's just starting.
right.  so what do we do now?  ping- pong?  row over to the monastery?	It is nine p.m.  Pleasant dreams.
your cell is more than adequate.	Right.  So what do we do now?  Ping- Pong?  Row over to the monastery?
oh, i don't know... satan?	Your cell is more than adequate.
and whom would you call?	Oh, I don't know... Satan?
it's like the stone age.  the room time forgot.  what about a phone?	And whom would you call?
useless distractions.	It's like the Stone Age.  The room time forgot.  What about a phone?
right, sure thing.  but what about, like, appliances?  like a little color portable?  boom box?	Useless distractions.
our lives are simple.  we have little need for material possessions.	Right, sure thing.  But what about, like, appliances?  Like a little color portable?  Boom box?
you were right the first time.  is this like, solitary?  the cooler?  where's the furniture?	Our lives are simple.  We have little need for material possessions.
your cell.  your room.	You were right the first time.  Is this like, solitary?  The cooler?  Where's the furniture?
my what?	Your cell.  Your room.
this shall be your cell, mary clarence.	My what?
that's tomorrow!  don't you have any snacks?  machines?	This shall be your cell, Mary Clarence.
yes.  until breakfast.	That's tomorrow!  Don't you have any snacks?  Machines?
is this all the food i get?	Yes.  Until breakfast.
no food?	No food.  Not until sundown.
a fast.  to remind us of the poor, of those who must endure without enough to eat.	No food?
a what?	A fast.  To remind us of the poor, of those who must endure without enough to eat.
as a new member of our order, i think you might also enjoy a ritual fast.	A what?
silence?  no talking?  all day?	Until sundown.
surely you are familiar with this practice, mary clarence.  only when our lips are silent, can our prayers truly be heard.	Silence?  No talking?  All day?
a what?	Surely you are familiar with this practice, Mary Clarence.  Only when our lips are silent, can our prayers truly be heard.
sisters, for the rest of the day we shall declare a vow of silence.	A what?
and the vow of chastity.	I'm outta here.
like to who?	And the vow of chastity.
the vow of obedience.	Like to who?
no problem.	The vow of obedience.
the mary is in deference to the holy mother, the clarence in honor of saint clarence loyola.  there are three vows that every nun must accept.  the vow of poverty...	No problem.
mary clarence?  like a guy?  like a dumb guy?	The Mary is in deference to the Holy Mother, the Clarence in honor of Saint Clarence Loyola.  There are three vows that every nun must accept.  The vow of poverty...
as of now, and until you leave, you are sister mary clarence.	Mary Clarence?  Like a guy?  Like a dumb guy?
but look at rites  look at this!  i'm a nun!  i'm invisible!  i'm a penguin!	As of now, and until you leave, you are Sister Mary Clarence.
normally dressed, you are a sore thumb, and you endanger us all.  while you are here, you will conduct yourself as a nun. only i shall know who, and what, you truly are.  you will not disrupt the convent.  you will not influence the sisters with your colorful street talk. you will draw no attention to yourself in any way.	But look at rites  Look at this!  I'm a nun!  I'm invisible!  I'm a penguin!
no!  no!  i can't do this!	Normally dressed, you are a sore thumb, and you endanger us all.  While you are here, you will conduct yourself as a nun. Only I shall know who, and what, you truly are.  You will not disrupt the convent.  You will not influence the Sisters with your colorful street talk. You will draw no attention to yourself in any way.
can do.	No!  No!  I can't do this!
excused.  open the cabinet to your left. you will find appropriate attire.	Can do.
how about a robe?  one of those big terry cloth jobs, with like embroidery on the pocket.  "guest of st. katherine's"	Would you like that?
deal.	How about a robe?  One of those big terry cloth jobs, with like embroidery on the pocket.  "Guest of St. Katherine's"
before we do, you might like to freshen up.  and you'll certainly want to change	Deal.
cool.  is there a menu?  or buffet?	Before we do, you might like to freshen up.  And you'll certainly want to change
of course.  but it's almost lunch.	Cool.  Is there a menu?  Or buffet?
fine.  got it.  look, the way i see it, i'm stuck here, right?  i mean, i'm here or i'm target practice.  so here's the deal -- i don't bug you, you don't bug me.  i'll catch up on some sleep, watch some tube, lay back and lay low.  so just get me a key and show me to my room, and do not disturb.  capisce?	Of course.  But it's almost lunch.
check your driver's license.	Fine.  Got it.  Look, the way I see it, I'm stuck here, right?  I mean, I'm here or I'm target practice.  So here's the deal -- I don't bug you, you don't bug me.  I'll catch up on some sleep, watch some tube, lay back and lay low.  So just get me a key and show me to my room, and do not disturb.  Capisce?
what's a concubine?	Check your driver's license.
absolutely not.  i mean the wicked.  the heedless.  and their las vegas concubines.	What's a concubine?
you mean black people?	Absolutely not.  I mean the wicked.  The heedless.  And their Las Vegas concubines.
and all those like you.	You mean black people?
are you talking about me?	And all those like you.
i joined this convent some thirty years ago.  at that time, the world knew some measure of peace.  and hope.  our order was a beacon of hospitality, to families, to children, to a neighborhood filled with promise.  and, as the years have passed, i have watched that promise destroyed.  drugs.  gangs.  spandex.  and. so i have made this convent an oasis, a retreat from horror. and now that horror has invaded these sacred walls.	Are you talking about me?
what?	I joined this convent some thirty years ago.  At that time, the world knew some measure of peace.  And hope.  Our order was a beacon of hospitality, to families, to children, to a neighborhood filled with promise.  And, as the years have passed, I have watched that promise destroyed.  Drugs.  Gangs.  Spandex.  And. so I have made this convent an oasis, a retreat from horror. And now that horror has invaded these sacred walls.
it has come to pass.	What?
your cigarette -- out.	It has come to pass.
what?	Your cigarette -- out.
miss van cartier.	What?
sit down.	What?
you see?  you see?  i have to get out of here   i have to make a phone call. don't you get  it?  i'm in a convent! you're a nun!	Sit down.
i see.	You see?  You see?  I have to get out of here   I have to make a phone call. Don't you get  it?  I'm in a convent! You're a nun!
beats me!  what do you think?  smoking! heavy petting, without a chaperone. heavy petting, with the chaperone.  and wearing a black bra, under my uniform.  the demon bra.	I see.
the reason?	Beats me!  What do you think?  Smoking! Heavy petting, without a chaperone. Heavy petting, with the chaperone.  And wearing a black bra, under my uniform.  The demon bra.
i was expelled!  when i was fifteen?	The reason?
you were unhappy?	I was expelled!  When I was fifteen?
parochial school.  akron.  st. android's.	You were unhappy?
st. anne's?	Parochial school.  Akron.  St. Android's.
oh my god.  this isn't happening, tell me this isn't happening.  it's a nightmare, i'm back at st. anne's!	St. Anne's?
very well.	Oh my God.  This isn't happening, tell me this isn't happening.  It's a nightmare, I'm back at St. Anne's!
that's my real name!  currently i'm a singer.  sort of.	Very well.
enough joking.	That's my real name!  Currently I'm a singer.  Sort of.
christy.  christy van cartier.	Enough joking.
your name?	Christy.  Christy Van Cartier.
mother theresa.  gandhi.  don't you understand?  this is all a mistake.  i'm the good guy.  i'm the witness.  and i'm being punished!	Your name?
what is your full name?  your christian name?	Mother Theresa.  Gandhi.  Don't you understand?  This is all a mistake.  I'm the good guy.  I'm the witness.  And I'm being punished!
a convent?  they put me in a convent? what's the problem?  wasn't there any more room in hell?	What is your full name?  Your Christian name?
i don't know.  there's only one way to be absolutely sure.	Yeah, like what?
yeah, eddie, thanks a whole bunch. thanks for sticking me in a convent.  so you think, after all this, maybe i really am a nun?	I don't know.  There's only one way to be absolutely sure.
don't you have a concert to go to?	That depends.  Sisters, you don't know this, but Reverend Mother's been making all sorts of noises about resigning. That's bad news.  I don't know if we could sing, if we thought that was true.
what're you doing?	Even nuns have to pee.
you don't get it!  it's a big thing for them, it's like... caesar's palace. prime-time.  they're singing for the cardinals.  it's like... "star search." if first prize was a trip to the vatican. they've worked really hard, they deserve this.	Nuns?
they need you?  a bunch of nuns?  for what?  moral guidance?  make-up tips?	You don't get it!  It's a big thing for them, it's like... Caesar's Palace. Prime-time.  They're singing for the Cardinals.  It's like... "Star Search." If first prize was a trip to the Vatican. They've worked really hard, they deserve this.
that's not the point!  they need me!	They need you?  A bunch of nuns?  For what?  Moral guidance?  Make-up tips?
i think they'd understand.	That's not the point!  They need me!
eddie -- i've got to go back.  they won't sing without me.  i'm deserting them.	I think they'd understand.
i've got a show -- at st. matthew's cathedral.  we're singing for the cardinals.	You're gonna be singing for St. Peter if you don't get your ass out of here!
what?	I've got a show -- at St. Matthew's Cathedral.  We're singing for the Cardinals.
i can't go with you.	What?
long story.  his goons will be here any minute.  we've got to get you out of here '- now!	I can't go with you.
how?	Long story.  His goons will be here any minute.  We've got to get you out of here '- now!
vince knows you're here.	How?
just remember - you're a target.  don't you think vince has a t.v.?	I know, I know.  I'll be careful.  I'll try.
i've got to go.	Just remember - you're a target.  Don't you think Vince has a T.V.?
i have?	You re sort of... radiant.   your eyes are shining.  You're rea1ly different...
no.  most of the time i'm thinking about you.  and now... you've really changed.	I have?
you're not... seeing anybody?	No.  Most of the time I'm thinking about you.  And now... you've really changed.
me too.	You're not... seeing anybody?
well..  thanks.  i've been thinking about you.. - sometimes.  i mean, there aren't a lot of guys around here.  i mean, sometimes i feel like... a nun.	Me too.
no -- worried about you.  personally.	Well..  thanks.  I've been thinking about you.. - sometimes.  I mean, there aren't a lot of guys around here.  I mean, sometimes I feel like... a nun.
you mean -- worried about my testimony?	No -- worried about you.  Personally.
i've been worried about you.	You mean -- worried about my testimony?
really?  lieutenant?	I've been worried about you.
yeah.  you look... great.  i mean it..	Really?  Lieutenant?
i am?	Yeah.  You look... great.  I mean it..
jesus, look at you   you're glowing.	I am?
i know that.  this isn't about me.  it's about the choir.  you should hear them. they're good.  really good.  and i taught them.	Jesus, look at you   You're glowing.
listen to yourself.  this isn't a career opportunity.	I know that.  This isn't about me.  It's about the choir.  You should hear them. They're good.  Really good.  And I taught them.
i really can't talk about it now.  the place is packed.  sro.  i've got a show to do.	Listen to yourself.  This isn't a career opportunity.
you're supposed to be hiding out!	I really can't talk about it now.  The place is packed.  SRO.  I've got a show to do.
it wasn't my fault!  they just showed up.  it's helping the convent.	You're supposed to be hiding out!
what if i was vince?  you'd be dead right now.  what are you doing giving interviews on tv?	It wasn't my fault!  They just showed up.  It's helping the convent.
eddie!  you scared the hell out of me!	What if I was Vince?  You'd be dead right now.  What are you doing giving interviews on TV?
so what am i supposed to do in the meantime?	Go in and talk to her.  It can't hurt.  Go.
she's counting on it.  she's concerned for your safety, but she wants me to try and find another convent that will take you. or a carnival.	So what am I supposed to do in the meantime?
does she know people are trying to kill me out there?	She's counting on it.  She's concerned for your safety, but she wants me to try and find another convent that will take you. Or a carnival.
you blew it -- big time.  she doesn't want you back.	Does she know people are trying to kill me out there?
what'd she say?	You blew it -- big time.  She doesn't want you back.
do you hear that?  that choir?  eddie, in here, that's what they call music!	Don't call again.  It's not safe.  I'll be in touch.
but it's a nightmare!  mother superior is out to get me!  she hates my guts! she keeps thinking up new kinds of torture!	Do you hear that?  That choir?  Eddie, in here, that's what they call music!
i just need a few more weeks,	But it's a nightmare!  Mother Superior is out to get me!  She hates my guts! She keeps thinking up new kinds of torture!
you son-of-a-bitch!	I just need a few more weeks,
keeping our witnesses alive.  we hide them, but there's a leak in the department, and they end up dead.	You son-of-a-bitch!
like what?	Keeping our witnesses alive.  We hide them, but there's a leak in the department, and they end up dead.
calm down.  look, i didn't want to tell you this, but we've had some problems with our protection program lately.	Like what?
but i'm going insane!  all these people do is pray and work, work and pray!  i don't get it -- when's the weekend? they have gruel, eddie, that's what they call food!  gruel -- it's like alpo for nuns! i sleep in a cell, on a board, and i pray five times a days  do you know what i pray for, eddie, do you have any idea? check your crotch, eddie --anything fall off yet?  get me outta her!	Calm down.  Look, I didn't want to tell you this, but we've had some problems with our protection program lately.
not again.  you can't keep calling. somebody's going to catch on to where you are.	But I'm going insane!  All these people do is pray and work, work and pray!  I don't get it -- when's the weekend? They have gruel, Eddie, that's what they call food!  Gruel -- it's like Alpo for nuns! I sleep in a cell, on a board, and I pray five times a days  Do you know what I pray for, Eddie, do you have any idea? Check your crotch, Eddie --anything fall off yet?  Get me outta her!
eddie, you've got to get me out of here.	Not again.  You can't keep calling. Somebody's going to catch on to where you are.
i can't stay here!  i'll crack up! eddie, what am i gonna do?	Pray.
everywhere but this little hole-in-the- wall convent.  nobody knows you're here but me.  we're trying to get a quick court date.  a month, maybe two, tops. i'll spring you as soon as i can.	I can't stay here!  I'll crack up! Eddie, what am I gonna do?
but vince has contacts all over the place!  this is san francisco!  they'll be looking for me!	Everywhere but this little hole-in-the- wall convent.  Nobody knows you're here but me.  We're trying to get a quick court date.  A month, maybe two, tops. I'll spring you as soon as I can.
and one bullet.  that's all it's gonna take.	But Vince has contacts all over the place!  This is San Francisco!  They'll be looking for me!
it's a convent.  all you have to do is shut up, behave yourself, and get along.	With nuns?  With rulers?  No way.  I'm gonna go back, work things out with Vince.
nuns, eddie.  there are nuns here. everywhere.  it's crawling with 'em.	It's a convent.  All you have to do is shut up, behave yourself, and get along.
safest place in the world.  you think vince would look for you here?	Nuns, Eddie.  There are nuns here. Everywhere.  It's crawling with 'em.
i hate you.  i totally hate you.	Safest place in the world.  You think Vince would look for you here?
i'm gonna put you in the last place on earth that vince would ever look for you.	I hate you.  I totally hate you.
what're you gonna do, put me in a bag and bury me?	I'm gonna put you in the last place on Earth that Vince would ever look for you.
no nothing.	What're you gonna do, put me in a bag and bury me?
okay -- no limo.	No nothing.
jesus, what do you think this is -- wheel of fortune?  let me spell it out for you.  you have to hide like you don't even exist.  you have to get so far hidden away that you never see sunlight.	Okay -- no limo.
okay, here's what i want.  i know about this stuff.  a five-star hotel.  with room service.	Maybe Hawaii.
get a stenographer.	Okay, here's what I want.  I know about this stuff.  A five-star hotel.  With room service.
all right!  i get the picture!  i'll do it!  i'll testify!	Get a stenographer.
you'd lose.  you'd die.  all over the sidewalk.  and into the street.	All right!  I get the picture!  I'll do it!  I'll testify!
ten flights?	You'd lose.  You'd die.  All over the sidewalk.  And into the street.
and if i don't?	Then-you run.
he didn't do you a favor.	Screw you!
i don't know anything about bodies!  i mean, he didn't bring it home.  he was good to me... sometimes.  he was sweet. he took care of me.  who am i supposed to go out with?  he owns a casino.  he let me sing.	He didn't do you a favor.
you couldn't believe it?  vince the prince?	I never said he was an altar boy, okay? But he sent his goons after me!  They tried to kill me!  I'm not kidding!
right between the eyes!  down and out! the guy was gone!  i... i couldn't believe it!	You couldn't believe it?  Vince the Prince?
information, baby.  i thought maybe somebody around here might have a conscience.	Think again!  And get out of here.
when are you gonna get off my case? have you got a search warrant?  what do you want -- cheap thrills?	Information, baby.  I thought maybe somebody around here might have a conscience.
a what? when are you qonna wake up?	When are you gonna get off my case? Have you got a search warrant?  What do you want -- cheap thrills?
he's a businessman.	A what? When are you qonna wake up?
'cause you're always out, arresting people.  making trouble.  i don't know why i went out with you in the first place, it was embarrassing!  i couldn't hold my head up, i used to tell people you were a security guard!	Oh, yeah? Well, how do you think I felt? You were singing in bowling alleys back then.  I told people you were a hooker!
so i don't shop.	'Cause you're always out, arresting people.  Making trouble.  I don't know why I went out with you in the first place, it was embarrassing!  I couldn't hold my head up, I used to tell people you were a security guard!
yeah, like what?  quilted coat hangers, that your mother picked out?  lottery tickets?  a travel iron?	So I don't shop.
i used to buy.you,..stuff.  on your birthday .  when we were seeing each other.	Yeah, like what?  Quilted coat hangers, that your mother picked out?  Lottery tickets?  A travel iron?
at least he's not a cop.  at least he can afford a decent gift.	I used to buy.you,..stuff.  On your birthday .  When we were seeing each other.
from vince?  what a guy.  doo-lang, doo- lang.	At least he's not a cop.  At least he can afford a decent gift.
really.	But -- wait.
people throw stones.  they call me names.  i mean, really.	Really.
oh-huh.	People throw stones.  They call me names.  I mean, really.
jerusalem is a real drag.  everybody hates me.	Oh-huh.
hail, mary.	Jerusalem is a real drag.  Everybody hates me.
hey, girls.	Hail, Mary.
you won't even tell us?	I wouldn't even tell the Pope.
where's who?	You won't even tell us?
vince is getting desperate.  where is she, eddie?  where'd you stash her?	Where's who?
jesus.  data-base hoods.  it's a wonderful world.  beloved daughter missing.  reward of two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. please find our adored angel, we miss her so.  dead or alive.	Vince is getting desperate.  Where is she, Eddie?  Where'd you stash her?
then one day they find you.	They open a window.
we could put you into our witness protection program.	A hiding place.
a nun?	I'm telling you!
we didn't tell you what?	That she's a nun!  That chick you're looking for -- she's a nun!
but you didn't tell me!	We didn't tell you what?
we're the guys from vegas.  you had christy last night, but you let her get away.  it's upsetting.	But you didn't tell me!
who are you guys?	We're the guys from Vegas.  You had Christy last night, but you let her get away.  It's upsetting.
i'm sorry -- i don't know what gets into him.	Who are you guys?
we're looking for mike.	You found him -- but we're not open yet.
but, boss -- she's still, you know, a nun.	She's a broad!  Got it!  Just some broad!
joey?	Where is she?
i can't see anything in here!	Willy -- hit the lights.
there she is!	Which one?
get her!	Which one!
i'm telling you, she's not a nun!  get her out of the nun outfit, and put her in some clothes.	Maybe pants.
right.	So, take it off.
it didn't work, vince.	You were both supposed to put your guns to her head and shoot.
well?	It didn't work, Vince.
i can't believe this.  okay, i want both you guys to go back there, and both of you shoot her at the same time.	Yeah...
but, vince, how do you know she didn't like, join up and become a nun when she was in that convent?	It didn't happen.
not... totally.	What's the problem?
it's done?	Not... totally.
it's a bluff, vince.	You know so much.  They've got Christy, and we've got to find her.  Get her 8x10, from in front of the lounge.  Fax it to every contact we got.
he's so damn cocky.  this is different.	It's a bluff, Vince.
and if she runs?	Take care of it.
vince -- is she... okay?	Maybe.
what's she doing?	She's praying.
a sweater.	And then we can ice her.  No nun, no evil eye.
strip down a nun?  you want us to fry?	For like, twelve zillion eternities?
i figured if you were gonna, then i wouldn't have to.	That's what I figured, too.
neither did you!	I figured if you were gonna, then I wouldn't have to.
you didn't shoot!	Neither did you!
she was real quiet and peaceful all the way back in the car.	No smart-ass remarks or nothing.
she's gettin' away!	Forget her!  We got the one we need! Step on it!
so that guy in the bar was right?  she's like... some kind of nun?	Yeah, right -- when I see it.
we've got to save her!	We can't leave it up to the Feds!
look what she did with the choir.  she made us sing beautifully.	That should have tipped us.
we sound terrible   we need mary clarence.	We're losing it.
it should be here any minute.	Dress rehearsal at four, performance at 8:30.  Sharp.
are you going to shoot us all, tough guy?	Is it worth it?  A lot of witnesses here.
however, we can also pray for other things.	Measles.
peace on earth.	However, we can also pray for other things.
she told us about one.  the little sisters of the moonlight.  in las vegas.	All right.  It's a beginning.  Las Vegas, Nevada.
she shouldn't have come back.  she knew she was in danger.	But -- why would anyone kidnap a nun?
bless her!  there are so many problems in this neighborhood that we could help solve.  that's why many of us became nuns.  it's marvelous, reverend mother.	Really...
mary clarence -- how is your weaving progressing?	Oh, she's doing just fine, Reverend Mother -
yes?	I need to see you, at once.  Girls, please excuse Sister Mary Patrick for a few moments.  Mary Clarence?
sister mary patrick?	Yes?
yes, mary patrick?	Reverend Mother, on behalf of the sisters, I'd like to welcome Mary Clarence to St. Katherine's.
not a note.	Impossible.
mary clarence -- you're alive!	Christy.
excuse me -- has anyone seen a nun?	A Benedictine.
the little sisters of the moonlight!	But how do we get there?
it's so beautiful...	And what a lovely name.  Las Vegas...
well, i don't care who she is.  we can't sing without her!	She's our inspiration!
an... entertainer?	She wasn't a nun?
you mean -- they kidnapped her?	Yes -- two men -- and they had guns.
we can't sing without her!  what should we do?	We'll pray -- and she'll be there.
mary clarence!  sister!	It's no use.  She just isn't here.
mary clarence, don't be silly.  you're an example to us all.  you've taught us so much.  we're singing for the cardinals, and then -- who knows?  maybe the choir can travel -- to schools, and nursing homes.	Maybe we can get some of the local kids to sing with us.
ice cream!	Mary Clarence -- you shouldn't have. Where did you get this?
but, reverend mother -- everyone loves our new style.	It's brought people back to the church.
it's better than ice cream.	It's better than springtime.
i'd rather sing than do anything!	It's better than ice cream.
he's decent.	He's kind.
he's not like other guys.	He's decent.
we did it!  we actually sang a chord!	That was exciting!
mary clarence has a background in music. that's what reverend mother said.	Really, Mary Clarence?  Were you a choirmistress?
is this like your old convent?	Which convent was that, Sister?
yes?	Since Mary Clarence came to St. Katherine's, I've been shot at, kidnapped by Mafia hit men, and I've tasted beer. Is that enough experience yet?  For final vows?
reverend mother?	Yes?
las vegas -- she's here somewhere.	But where?
she said they were from her old convent.	But... she was a showgirl.  She didn't have an old convent.
calm down.  think clearly.  mary robert, do you have any idea who those men were?	She said they were from her old convent.
i don't understand.  where is she?	Her whereabouts are unknown, and we must proceed without her.  Pull yourselves together.
but, bishop, surely you realize -- this is a most dangerous neighborhood.	And you'll face that danger head-on.  As if I could stop you.  And you have my complete support in this matter. Anything you can do to revitalize this neighborhood would be a blessing.
i lied.	I know.
st. katherine's is a benedictine order. you have taken a vow of hospitality.  to all in need.	I lied.
but, bishop...	St. Katherine's is a Benedictine Order. You have taken a Vow of Hospitality.  To all in need.
your small convent is in danger of closing, reverend mother.  the las vegas police department has offered to make a generous financial donation.	But, Bishop...
we're a small convent, bishop.  surely there are... more appropriate shelters.	Your small convent is in danger of closing, Reverend Mother.  The Las Vegas Police Department has offered to make a generous financial donation.
and therefore an ideal prospect for rehabilitation.	We're a small convent, Bishop.  Surely there are... more appropriate shelters.
but she's been exposed to the underside of life.  she is the underside of life.	And therefore an ideal prospect for rehabilitation.
we can save this young woman's life, and imprison a parasite -- all in one gesture.	But she's been exposed to the underside of life.  She is the underside of life.
absolutely not.  i am very sorry, but no.	We can save this young woman's life, and imprison a parasite -- all in one gesture.
where?	Find 'em!
we both missed.	Okay, so the problem is still the nun outfit, right?
she's... she's a nun.	Are you nuts?  She's not a nun.  It's Christy.  She's a babe!
and who are you to talk?  you were nothing.  you couldn't even sing.  i must have been out of my mind.	She's acting weird, Vince.  Ever since we picked her up.
she's a nun, vince.	I love you, Chris.  I always will.  I gave you so much.  My time.  My affection.  A big-time career.  And how do you repay me?  What's the thanks I get?  Where's the loyalty, huh?  Where's the love?
it's that call you were expecting, vince.	Can you hold?  Can you try?
soon, you gorgeous thing... tell me... how lonely?	It's that call you were expecting, Vince.
i mean, won't she talk? she seemed kind of upset.	She did.  Bring her back.  Now.  For a talk.
how did you hear this?	He came to me.  He promised great violence.  Said I should cast you out for my own protection.  I must speak honestly.  There is no reason to think he will not meet with success.
clergyman steenwyck is calling a meeting.  this time he is determined to have you forced out, or worse.	How did you hear this?
um... i... i did not... no.  why?	Sarah has gone missing... my servant girl.  Her things are gone.  Damn it. She has joined the migration out of town.  What about breakfast, woman?  Or, am I to starve to death?
hail, constable.  how are you?	Well enough.  Your gathering does honor to the deceased.
must have been the redman.  a lenape indian lives in the western woods.	These woods of yours sound a bit crowded, what with all the witches, ghouls and Indians living there.
who took the meat?	Must have been the Redman.  A Lenape Indian lives in the Western Woods.
many have.	Then, name one person who has seen him with their own eyes.
excuse me, gentlemen, but... who has seen this horseman?	Many have.
if we could speak alone.	This is not a time for frivolity, Katrina, is it?  Am I mistaken?
i hit him square.	I say... if the Horseman is solid enough to take the lives of our people, he's solid enough to feel this...
you must have missed your mark.	I hit him square.
i fired upon the horseman and the bullet did nothing.	You must have missed your mark.
constable crane is not the only one who fights with science on his side.	I fired upon the Horseman and the bullet did nothing.
they spend two days in chains.	Two days... ?  For murder?
you are the blacksmith.  ever shod a horse with a hoof this large?	Never.  A shoe that size I would have remembered.
what the hell are you doing?	You are the blacksmith.  Ever shod a horse with a hoof this large?
we haven't heard your name yet, friend.	Well, unless your name is Baltus, you should not worry over mine.
certainly not.	Excuse me, Miss...  They have a laugh at your expense.
what?	When this cut was made, this person was already dead.  This is not Lady Van Tassel.
no clotting or gathering of pus.  no healing at all.	What?
stains of blood.	What of it?
would you stay, doctor?  i may need assistance.	Stains of blood.
... help yourself, you pompous ass. i will be in bed.	Would you stay, doctor?  I may need assistance.
it has been a terrible jolt to her nerves.	You will stay at her side?
bring him.	You need rest.
you need to sleep.	Bring him.
bring young masbath here.	You need to sleep.
he is dead.  you would be also, if your wound had not somehow shut.	Bring Young Masbath here.
... brom bones...	He is dead.  You would be also, if your wound had not somehow shut.
keep still, constable.  you were half-drowned when they found you.	... Brom Bones...
i do not care.  you are welcome to use my work area, but i beg you... return her to her resting place.	In time, doctor.  Soon as I finish.
the wounds are the same.  cauterized. no chopping or half-measures either. one stroke took the head.  have you seen, doctor... ?  even the spinal bone... sliced as smooth as butter.	I do not care.  You are welcome to use my work area, but I beg you... return her to her resting place.
he is a behemoth.	A diseased monster.
the lenape.  he comes to gawk at civilization from time to time.	He is a behemoth.
what are you spying on?	The Lenape.  He comes to gawk at civilization from time to time.
we must be a curious sight to him.	What are you spying on?
what is that?	This should have bled by the pint. Yet, no blistering or scorched flesh. How... ?  Whatever weapon was used... it cauterized somehow....
no bleeding.	What is that?
why did you move the body, doctor?	To place it inside its coffin.
i say, is there any one person suspect in these acts?	I was afraid of this.
excuse me?	I say, is there any one person suspect in these acts?
an honor, gentlemen.  in time i will need every detail of the three murderings you've had, but, for now, i ask only if you have any theory at all as to who the killer might be?	Excuse me?
you cannot do this.  i am a man of god!	Climb to the top of the tallest ladder you can find, Father.  That is the closest you ever come to God.
you are so upset now... and yet, you seemed in such good spirits last night.	You cannot do this.  I am a man of God!
he may.  but, not soon enough for you, and not on your behalf.	You are so upset now... and yet, you seemed in such good spirits last night.
damn you, sir!  god damn you to hell!	He may.  But, not soon enough for you, and not on your behalf.
wallowing quite literally in blood.	Damn you, sir!  God damn you to hell!
they need guidance.	Wallowing quite literally in blood.
wallowing in sin and lust...	They need guidance.
i am the lord's voice in this town.	Wallowing in sin and lust...
it is only important what you are. an adulterer...	I am the Lord's voice in this town.
are you a deist?  is that it?  a free thinker who does not believe in divinity.	It is only important what you are. An adulterer...
oh?  far as i can tell, a rumor does not travel alone for long here.	Are you a deist?  Is that it?  A free thinker who does not believe in divinity.
no.  you will not run me out.  no one will believe a word of what you say.	Oh?  Far as I can tell, a rumor does not travel alone for long here.
only if i repeat them outside this room.  and, i will if i must...  out there, for all to hear.  or... you may speak, as planned.  but, you tell them you feel compelled to move on to greener pastures.	No.  You will not run me out.  No one will believe a word of what you say.
for poaching.  or, would you remake our laws now that magistrate philipse has given up the ghost?	Does that look like an animal hanging?
your superiors are two days away!	Then, you should have left two days ago, because I have men willing to help me today.
protest to my superiors if you like.	Your superiors are two days away!
i will not allow it.  i will not!	Protest to my superiors if you like.
it is sacrilege!	I cannot proceed without examining the previous victims.
all i know is three are slain, their heads found severed from their bodies...	The heads were not found severed. The heads were not found at all.
why not tell us what you have heard? hmm?  how much have your superiors bothered to tell you?	All I know is three are slain, their heads found severed from their bodies...
perhaps, i could assist in finding them?	Well... that might be... helpful.
master hardenbrook...	Perhaps, I could assist in finding them?
damn... damn... damn...	Master Hardenbrook...
maybe you should take this.	A fine idea.
of course.  you want them... it shall not take long.  wait here.	Maybe you should take this.
may we look at them now?	Of course.  You want them... it shall not take long.  Wait here.
hmm?  see them?	May we look at them now?
may i see them, master hardenbrook?	Hmm?  See them?
i have everything... last testaments... birth certificates, death certificates... deeds.	Yes, sir... but, do you have these?
do you have these persons' wills?	I have everything... last testaments... birth certificates, death certificates... deeds.
just a moment...  are you saying it is he?	When a goblin leaps from the nether world, others follow.  Poltergeists of the air, water and earth follow and cheer his desecrations!
taken.  taken by the headless horseman.  taken back to hell.	Pardon me?
i shall, gladly.	Excellent.  Then, you are excused till morning.
just so.  granted.  and so you take your experimentations to sleepy hollow and catch the murderer who has tainted the place.  bring him here to face our good justice. will you do this for me?	I shall, gladly.
not for lack of trying.	Just so.  Granted.  And so you take your experimentations to Sleepy Hollow and catch the murderer who has tainted the place.  Bring him here to face our good justice. Will you do this for me?
these "methods" of yours... there has been no practical application.	Not for lack of trying.
chosen me?	These "methods" of yours... there has been no practical application.
there is a farming community upstate, constable... ten days journey north in the hudson highlands.  it is named sleepy hollow.  within a fortnight, three persons have been murdered there. each with their head lopped cleanly off.  the elders of the hollow have sent dispatches to me, requesting assistance, and now, just this very moment, i have chosen you.	Chosen me?
for one who calls himself a federalist, your mouth reeks of republican liberalism.	Not Liberalism.  Equanimity.
even though i have seen confessions pried from the lips of the accused, often quite literally?	For one who calls himself a Federalist, your mouth reeks of Republican liberalism.
very few, if any.	Even though I have seen confessions pried from the lips of the accused, often quite literally?
but, how many innocents rot here? and, how many victims are buried without reprisal while guilty men roam our streets?	Very few, if any.
and, <u>with</u> disrespect, constable, if jails and courts overflow, it is testimony to success, not failure.	But, how many innocents rot here? And, how many victims are buried without reprisal while guilty men roam our streets?
without disrespect, look around you.  we overflow.  as do our courts.	And, <u>with</u> disrespect, Constable, if jails and courts overflow, it is testimony to success, not failure.
have they nothing to fear presently?	Without disrespect, look around you.  We overflow.  As do our courts.
our first night watch is adequate against fire and some violence, but if we were more often able to ensure justice, after the fact, then criminals would truly have something to fear from law enforcement.	Have they nothing to fear presently?
i could determine if he were dead <u>before</u> he went into the hudson.	Must we again hear these heretical rantings?
he will be burned pursuant to statutes of health.	I could determine if he were dead <u>before</u> he went into the Hudson.
there are surgical ways of telling how he died... by the water in his lungs...	He will be burned pursuant to statutes of health.
he drowned.  anyone could see.	There are surgical ways of telling how he died... by the water in his lungs...
just a moment... if i may.  it is possible this man was murdered.	He drowned.  Anyone could see.
is that all you say?  look at her.	It's not something people speak of openly.  She did not remarry.
the widow windsor.	Is that all you say?  Look at her.
tell me something.  what becomes of young masbath?	Van Ripper and his wife agreed to take him.  They have children and a good home and good land.
no, sir, no.  if you ask me, i say you just laid eyes on our murderer through that glass.	Tell me something.  What becomes of Young Masbath?
more than enough, actually.  i beg you, no more, please.	No, sir, no.  If you ask me, I say you just laid eyes on our murderer through that glass.
master crane, sir.  i'm glad we have time alone.  you've been told plenty about the horseman, i'm certain.	More than enough, actually.  I beg you, no more, please.
no, you listen!  you may think we are a pack of superstitious dullards...	At times I do.
listen to what you say....	No, you listen!  You may think we are a pack of superstitious dullards...
we are farmers here, not lawyers or bankers, or even constables.  every penny we earn comes from what we send down the hudson.	I know it.
are you saying i should be frightened? is this a message passed on from clergyman steenwyck?	We are farmers here, not lawyers or bankers, or even constables.  Every penny we earn comes from what we send down the Hudson.
not more than a year ago, a mob hung a man for stealing a horse.  for stealing a horse!  and, you dig up our dead.	Are you saying I should be frightened? Is this a message passed on from Clergyman Steenwyck?
my talisman.  it will, protect against the horseman if i show a brave face.  but, i cannot run.  if i run in fear, it is worthless.	Well... so much for common sense.
what is that you wear?	My talisman.  It will, protect against the Horseman if I show a brave face.  But, I cannot run.  If I run in fear, it is worthless.
... found the body this morning.  you do believe now, don't you?	Believe?
why would he flee this direction, with so much open ground to cross before he reached cover?	He would not have gone into the Western Woods.  No sane man would.
and now jonathan masbath.	Why would he flee this direction, with so much open ground to cross before he reached cover?
the van garretts died first; a man and his son, survived by a wife and two infants.  and the widow windsor was next...	And now Jonathan Masbath.
well, constable... are you aware... to be honest, you are not what we expected.  we sent for the militia.	The militia?
how are you?	Tired.
what now?	I doubt that's the end.
what can we do?	Take the reins.
lady van tassel...	I know.  Hold on.
climb up!	Lady Van Tassel...
take me with you.  there's nothing left for me here.	I cannot.  You should not worry.  Van Ripper and his wife will look after you.  They will.  You will be well cared for.
this is farewell.	Take me with you.  There's nothing left for me here.
why... why are you like this?	You do not know all that has happened.  You cannot understand.
nothing.  to hell with this place and all the people here.	Why... why are you like this?
won't you change your mind, sir? what can i say to convince you?	Nothing.  To hell with this place and all the people here.
i need time for thinking.  without you hanging on my coattails for a change.	Won't you change your mind, sir? What can I say to convince you?
she's the one who controlled the horseman, isn't she, sir?  sir?	I need time for thinking.  Without you hanging on my coattails for a change.
what now?  where is she?	Things have become complicated. Katrina is at the mill.  Ride ahead, find her and bring her to meet me outside the church.  Find her at all costs.  Quickly.
fiction plays and novels.  baltus does not approve.  now, come.  it may not be long before lady van tassel returns.	But, sir... what books?  Where are they?
what books?	Fiction plays and novels.  Baltus does not approve.  Now, come.  It may not be long before Lady Van Tassel returns.
it is nothing.  she comes to read books, so her father will not find her.  it is absolutely nothing.	What books?
there are no other doors.  this is as far as she could have gone.	It is nothing.  She comes to read books, so her father will not find her.  It is absolutely nothing.
something i really wish i had not seen. never mind it.  did you find the victims' loan agreements?	No.  They are all missing.
what was she doing?	Something I really wish I had not seen. Never mind it.  Did you find the victims' loan agreements?
lady van tassel.	What was she doing?
i was getting worried.  who was it?	Lady Van Tassel.
there is no masbath here.  my father's loan papers are missing.	There are none for Magistrate Philipse either.  "Paasch, James" "Pieter, Thomas" "Pos, William."
did your father take a loan?	Yes.  I rode with him on payment days.
baltus van tassel.	Did your father take a loan?
often in such cases, property which has gone intestate legally passes to whomever the deceased was indebted to. and, who in this town is owed a great many debts?	Baltus Van Tassel.
what does it mean?	Often in such cases, property which has gone intestate legally passes to whomever the deceased was indebted to. And, who in this town is owed a great many debts?
intestate.  your farm... all the farms... they belong to no one.	What does it mean?
in test... what?	Intestate.  Your farm... all the farms... they belong to no one.
no one yet, far as i can tell.  it has gone intestate.	In test... what?
but, if the farm is not mine, who stole it away?	No one yet, far as I can tell.  It has gone intestate.
only the heirs were killed.  proof that the horseman slaughters by assignment.	But, if the farm is not mine, who stole it away?
and it now belongs to you, according to baltus.  i heard him say it.	Yes.
my father had farm land.  it was the only thing we owned of any value.	And it now belongs to you, according to Baltus.  I heard him say it.
what good is this?	To discover what might have been taken from those who died, it will help to know what was there that could be taken in the first place.
if someone has the horseman's skull... if they control the horseman, then why haven't they sent him for your head yet?	Because, I serve a fine purpose alive. It is perfection for our murderer if I return to New York City with nothing more than tales of a galloping ghoul.  We must uncover the reason these victims were targeted.  What was taken from them... other than their lives? Who benefits by their deaths?
business, best hidden is hidden best at night.	If someone has the Horseman's skull... if they control the Horseman, then why haven't they sent him for your head yet?
all i saw was their lantern.	Business, best hidden is hidden best at night.
man or woman?	All I saw was their lantern.
someone left last night.  looked like they headed to the square, but i lost them in the forest.	Man or woman?
we should go.	Why this tree?
must be some sort of gateway.  but, why this place... ?	We should go.
what is it?	Stay back.
then, who murdered the old crone?  and why?	Good questions, deserving answers, of which we are in short supply.
true enough.	Then, who murdered the Old Crone?  And why?
well... i'm one of the few people who likes you.	True enough.
you grow sharper by the minute, little man.  it boggles my mind, but i begin to prefer your company over all others.	Well... I'm one of the few people who likes you.
if the crone's wound bled hard, that means she was not killed by the hessian.  someone only tried to make it look that way.	You grow sharper by the minute, little man.  It boggles my mind, but I begin to prefer your company over all others.
what does it mean... climb down to the horseman's soulless place?	"Let loose his silent shrieking." Who knows, till we work at it?  I admit not being anxious to find out.  "He who holds the Horseman's desire will guide his reaping hand." Whatever the Horseman's desire is, other than extinguishing lives.
we are far from the hollow.  loath to say it... better to get our backs against a tree and stay till morning.	What does it mean... climb down to the Horseman's soulless place?
should we go back?	We are far from the Hollow.  Loath to say it... better to get our backs against a tree and stay till morning.
we should not go much further in this murk.	Should we go back?
how could something named "the tree of the dead" fail to draw attention?	We should not go much further in this murk.
follow the indian trail to where the sun dies.  to the tree of the dead.  maybe we passed it by.	How could something named "the tree of the dead" fail to draw attention?
what happened?	Follow the Indian trail to where the sun dies.  To the tree of the dead.  Maybe we passed it by.
we are leaving.	What happened?
i hear nothing.	No crickets or cicadas calling.  No bird songs.
listen.	I hear nothing.
what is it?	Listen.
father said witches live there.	Witches do not exist.  However...
if the western woods are truly the devil's glen, we will see for ourselves.	Father said witches live there.
now, hold the bowl steady.  back to business.	If the Western Woods are truly the Devil's Glen, we will see for ourselves.
thank you.	Now, hold the bowl steady.  Back to business.
i have others.  all i need is this.	Thank you.
no, i couldn't...	I have others.  All I need is this.
yes... i suppose it is.  keep it.	No, I couldn't...
it's spectacular.	Yes... I suppose it is.  Keep it.
not for eating, i assure you.  watch here.	It's spectacular.
what kind of nuts?	Not for eating, I assure you.  Watch here.
are you familiar with magnets?	What kind of nuts?
the western woods.	Look again.
out there.  what do you see?	The Western Woods.
it's payment day.  loan monies are given to baltus the last day each month.  almost everyone borrows... for tools or to hire workers.	Out there.  What do you see?
what is it?	It's payment day.  Loan monies are given to Baltus the last day each month.  Almost everyone borrows... for tools or to hire workers.
up.	What is it?
where are we going?	Up.
his teeth.  someone had cut them and chipped off rotten pieces far back in his mouth.  the lenape could not have done that for himself.  someone out there cared for him.	Where are we going?
how could he?	His teeth.  Someone had cut them and chipped off rotten pieces far back in his mouth.  The Lenape could not have done that for himself.  Someone out there cared for him.
the lenape indian had much to tell once i opened his mouth.	How could he?
i'm sure i don't know.	We must discover it.  The reason the murderer chose these persons.
what is the common thread between these victims?	I'm sure I don't know.
young masbath, i am sorry for your loss.  it is a great and sad tragedy. however... i cannot be the one to look after you now.	I did not ask you to, did I?
i deserve to help you.  don't you see how much this means?  my father... he... he was a good man...	Young Masbath, I am sorry for your loss.  It is a great and sad tragedy. However... I cannot be the one to look after you now.
i manage fine alone.	I deserve to help you.  Don't you see how much this means?  My father... he... he was a good man...
whatever.  you still need a second to tend to your things.	I manage fine alone.
i am not here for revenge.  i am here to bring justice.	Whatever.  You still need a second to tend to your things.
i... i can't do this.	We have no choice.
the blades will carry us to the ground. face front and wait for me.	I... I can't do this.
quickly, close it.	No.  Get to the crest of the roof and be ready to jump.
ichabod...	Keep climbing.  I will follow...
what was that?	His horse.
he moves too fast.	What was that?
the church.	He moves too fast.
where are we going?	I do not know.  Away.
katrina...	Speak the words, Constable.  What is stopping you?  What has happened to your ability to transcend sentimentality?
call me a liar, then, and a murderess. say it, out and out.	Katrina...
the name van tassel is blackened.  you share that name.	Call me a liar, then, and a murderess. Say it, out and out.
if you think i am behind this, say it.	The name Van Tassel is blackened.  You share that name.
what would you have me believe?	If you think I am behind this, say it.
yes, i have seen that, and i told you why i hid them.	What would you have me believe?
the loans give the land to your father. it does not matter survivors are still on their farms.  they could be thrown off... tomorrow... a year from now.	Yes, I have seen that, and I told you why I hid them.
i have not been able to face him yet.	The loans give the land to your father. It does not matter survivors are still on their farms.  They could be thrown off... tomorrow... a year from now.
what did he say, katrina?	I have not been able to face him yet.
he did not do these things.  if you knew him, you would realize...	What did he say, Katrina?
and, what did he say?	He did not do these things.  If you knew him, you would realize...
when... when you spoke father's name along with accusations, i could not believe it.  i had to hide these... at least till i could confront him myself.	And, what did he say?
it was you there?	When... when you spoke father's name along with accusations, I could not believe it.  I had to hide these... at least till I could confront him myself.
i have been reading your journal. i'm sorry.  i found it too fascinating to resist.  i rode to catch up with you at the notary, out of curiosity.  before i found you though, i overheard what you were said.	It was you there?
what is so urgent?	Come with me.
what... what are you doing... ?	I'm drawing bad blood from the wound.
the skull is gone.	Yes.  I did notice that, thank you.
why is it every grave i open holds a new mystery inside?	The skull is gone.
my god... what has happened?	He... he tries to take the heads... they will not pass.
just... keep where you are.	My God... what has happened?
what are you doing?	Just... keep where you are.
blood.	What did you say?
a woman should not be out alone in these woods.	But, I am not alone, am I?  I only wished to see what you were up to, and...  To thank you.
i apologize if i worried you.	A woman should not be out alone in these woods.
katrina.  why do you follow?	I apologize if I worried you.
it is only me.	Katrina.  Why do you follow?
if you want me to go, i will.  do you want me to leave?	I... I do not know.  I no longer know what I think or what I feel.
memories have come back.  i had them forgotten, and wish i could forget them again... but they are here now.  lord, how i hate this place.	If you want me to go, I will.  Do you want me to leave?
she died.  her lungs were diseased... two years ago.  what is this about?	Memories have come back.  I had them forgotten, and wish I could forget them again... but they are here now.  Lord, how I hate this place.
what happened to your mother?  is she still alive?	She died.  Her lungs were diseased... two years ago.  What is this about?
no, but... why do you ask that?	What happened to your mother?  Is she still alive?
she is not your birth mother, is she?	No, but... why do you ask that?
what?	She is not your birth mother, is she?
lady van tassel... she is your stepmother, isn't she?  she bears so little resemblance.	What?
what has happened?	Lady Van Tassel... she is your stepmother, isn't she?  She bears so little resemblance.
no, actually, you were not.  every word you spoke had truth in it.	What has happened?
the things i said to you before... i was wrong to say them.	No, actually, you were not.  Every word you spoke had truth in it.
what troubles you?	The things I said to you before... I was wrong to say them.
allow me some time.  i have spent every hour in the company of others. i need to be alone.	What troubles you?
you falter with your answer because you strive without putting the whole of your heart into it.  can't you see? you'll bring dignity to the dead even if you have to chop them into little pieces to do it.	If it had been surgery on a living person, done to save that person's life, you would not question it.  Not for a moment.  So, let me be the first to tell you, dear girl... on the other side of these sheltering mountains, a whole world has advanced beyond such plebeian thinking as yours.  And someday, no matter how much you fear it, that world will come to roust Sleepy Hollow out of its slumber.
but, why?  tell me why.	You falter with your answer because you strive without putting the whole of your heart into it.  Can't you see? You'll bring dignity to the dead even if you have to chop them into little pieces to do it.
to avenge his father, and the others.	But, why?  Tell me why.
take a lesson from young masbath's desires, ichabod crane.  he follows with you to avenge his father's death. that i understand.  but, what do you want?	To avenge his father, and the others.
i have no solution for its meaning yet, but i could not just ignore it.	Take a lesson from Young Masbath's desires, Ichabod Crane.  He follows with you to avenge his father's death. That I understand.  But, what do you want?
what is it then?  scientific method? how can any of this matter in the slightest?	I have no solution for its meaning yet, but I could not just ignore it.
it was not butchery.	What is it then?  Scientific method? How can any of this matter in the slightest?
and this gives worth to butchery?	It was not butchery.
there was no blind stabbing.  this singular thrust found its target omnipotently, as if the horseman made certain the unborn child died with its mother.	And this gives worth to butchery?
must i hear this?	There was no blind stabbing.  This singular thrust found its target omnipotently, as if the Horseman made certain the unborn child died with its mother.
the child she carried was eight months grown at least... near to birthing.  the sword had pierced its tiny heart exactly.	Must I hear this?
what are you on about?	The child she carried was eight months grown at least... near to birthing.  The sword had pierced its tiny heart exactly.
you are not regarding it in full. the widow windsor had been run through by a sword.  i followed the bloodless wound, a wound whose path i could not comprehend till i had seen the horseman with my own eyes.	What are you on about?
i have misjudged you i think.  i did not imagine you were so cruel.	You are not regarding it in full. The Widow Windsor had been run through by a sword.  I followed the bloodless wound, a wound whose path I could not comprehend till I had seen the Horseman with my own eyes.
no stone may be left unturned.  it may appear harsh...	I have misjudged you I think.  I did not imagine you were so cruel.
why would you do such a thing?	No stone may be left unturned.  It may appear harsh...
they have done nothing of the sort.	Won't they still have that justice?  Or, was it a vain promise?
people have put their trust in you.	They have done nothing of the sort.
if these are the random stalkings of a monster, what good am i?	People have put their trust in you.
you promised justice.	If these are the random stalkings of a monster, what good am I?
very well.  but, it will only sit gathering dust.	That would be a pity.  Those words might show you something you've never seen before.
i insist that you have it.	Very well.  But, it will only sit gathering dust.
thank you.  no.  here...	I insist that you have it.
then, i also have a gift for you. true magic which even you will not be able to deny.	Thank you.  No.  Here...
if you want.  but...	Then, I also have a gift for you. True magic which even you will not be able to deny.
oh, you are hopeless.  may i keep it at least?	If you want.  But...
don't you see why?  look closely a moment.  put your intellect aside.  can't you see what is inexplicable?	Oh, you are hopeless.  May I keep it at least?
yes, but listen.  the illusion is easily explained.  the eye retains each image, till they combine.  and yet, some would call this toy magic.	Don't you see why?  Look closely a moment.  Put your intellect aside.  Can't you see what is inexplicable?
you made this, and the drawings?	Yes, but listen.  The illusion is easily explained.  The eye retains each image, till they combine.  And yet, some would call this toy magic.
he only appears to be inside the cage.  the point being...	You made this, and the drawings?
yes, he does.  may i try?	He only appears to be inside the cage.  The point being...
here it is.  a bird on one side. his cage on the other.  now, stare at it.  the bird seems to be in his cage.	Yes, he does.  May I try?
it would be interesting to find out.	Here it is.  A bird on one side. His cage on the other.  Now, stare at it.  The bird seems to be in his cage.
i have had them since childhood.  i cannot remember what from.	It would be interesting to find out.
these scars.  how did you get them?	I have had them since childhood.  I cannot remember what from.
you pay great attention to small things.  i hide these as i hide all my books.  father would not approve, lest it were the bible.	I, um... I have something to show you, if you have a moment.
may i ask... why do you cover your book that way?	You pay great attention to small things.  I hide these as I hide all my books.  Father would not approve, lest it were the Bible.
you do not disturb me.  please stay. having trouble sleeping?	May I ask... why do you cover your book that way?
poets have silly notions about plants and bodily secretions.	You are funny.
really?  then... what is your rebuttal to those romantic poets claiming proof of magic in a rose at full bloom, or even in a teardrop?	Poets have silly notions about plants and bodily secretions.
there is no such thing as magic.	Really?  Then... what is your rebuttal to those romantic poets claiming proof of magic in a rose at full bloom, or even in a teardrop?
to call a person superstitious is to imply they fear magic, but not all magic is black.	There is no such thing as magic.
are you so superstitious?	To call a person superstitious is to imply they fear magic, but not all magic is black.
not all think it is the horseman. many say witches come from the western woods to steal skulls for their cauldrons.  some believe a person in this very town kneels before lucifer, offering death as tribute.  and, still others believe none of it.	Are you so superstitious?
i've read a great deal about your new york city.  do be a dear and tell me all about it.  sounds like an extraordinary place to live a life.	Extra ordinary, yes.  But first, you tell me about the Headless Horseman.
which may explain his temperament. to have asked twice means the answer was "no" at least once.	I've read a great deal about your New York City.  Do be a dear and tell me all about it.  Sounds like an extraordinary place to live a life.
he has proposed to me twice.	Which may explain his temperament. To have asked twice means the answer was "no" at least once.
the massive fellow... brom.  for someone you call "friend," he misplaces a good portion of jealousy.	He has proposed to me twice.
my suitor?	The massive fellow... Brom.  For someone you call "friend," he misplaces a good portion of jealousy.
perhaps it is because your suitor's hands were recently very nearly wrapped around my throat.	My suitor?
is it me, or are you this nervous around all women?	Perhaps it is because your suitor's hands were recently very nearly wrapped around my throat.
it might have been more.  might have been positively grand talk.	Is it me, or are you this nervous around all women?
small talk.	It might have been more.  Might have been positively grand talk.
other people?	Small talk.
excuse me... i should apologize.  i, um... i... have no great love of...	Other people?
well, i intended to apologize for the behavior of my friend brom van brunt, but it seems i've made matters worse.  i'll leave you to your business.	Excuse me... I should apologize.  I, um... I... have no great love of...
feel free to form your own opinion.  though it appears you already have.	Well, I intended to apologize for the behavior of my friend Brom Van Brunt, but it seems I've made matters worse.  I'll leave you to your business.
you are horribly old-fashioned, aren't you?	Feel free to form your own opinion.  Though it appears you already have.
do you often make a habit of sitting on strange men's beds?	You are horribly old-fashioned, aren't you?
did they tell?  it is something in the air so that dreams come to everyone.  according to the elders, an indian prophet held powwows here before the land was taken, and spells cast then still linger to this day.	Do you often make a habit of sitting on strange men's beds?
forgive me, i didn't know.	I... I am looking for Baltus Van Tassel.
let her go!	Yes... yes.  I think I will...
you cannot kill what is already dead.	Let her go!
i know you saw me.	What... ?
it is fine.  now, i must...	I know you saw me.
look closer.  do you have anything to clean it with?	It is fine.  Now, I must...
it appears well.  it has already clotted.	Look closer.  Do you have anything to clean it with?
she has taken the last of our grain to be milled.  you do have a background in the medical arts, don't you, constable?	Very little.  I must be going...
where?	She has taken the last of our grain to be milled.  You do have a background in the medical arts, don't you, Constable?
no.  she has gone out.	Where?
excuse me, lady van tassel... katrina is not in her room.	No.  She has gone out.
do you know... i think those are the first words i have heard from you my entire time here.	As my husband says, a wife should be always like an echo, and at the same time, quite unlike an echo.  Like an echo, she should speak only when spoken to, and unlike an echo, should never try to have the last word, or, at least that is what he believes.
use caution.	Do you know... I think those are the first words I have heard from you my entire time here.
yes, actually.	Use caution.
returning to the western woods?	Yes, actually.
you said yourself.  what mere man could have downed the belltower?	It is a prime tenet of science, Philipse, that because one thing appears improbable does not mean you embrace the utterly fantastical.
van ripper... do you have a gun?	Yes.  Here...
what did you say?	Turn around.  Now!
van ripper, turn the coach about!	What did you say?
there was not much blood, was there?	I didn't see none.
to the best of your recollection, where did the open wound fall?	There was not much blood, was there?
here... in front of this oak, facing north.  horrible...	To the best of your recollection, where did the open wound fall?
i can show exactly.	Here... in front of this oak, facing north.  Horrible...
van ripper.  can you show where the body lay?	I can show exactly.
what... what are you doing?	Close your mouth!  Keep silent.
you want to see into the nether world... i can show you.  whatever you see, do not move or speak.  i will hold him.	What... what are you doing?
can you help?	You want to see into the nether world... I can show you.  Whatever you see, do not move or speak.  I will hold him.
sit.	Can you help?
the horseman.  yes.	Sit.
i hear him.  he rides to the hollow and back.	The Horseman.  Yes.
the lenape who lived in these woods... do you know him?  the redman?  i should tell you... he has been murdered.	Leave me.  You are not welcome here.
in a way, yes.	The Lenape who lived in these woods... do you know him?  The Redman?  I should tell you... he has been murdered.
you are from the hollow?	In a way, yes.
pardon.  you did not answer when i knocked.  are we intruding?	You are from the Hollow?
no one will believe your lies, whore.	This whore will see your mouth shut forever very soon.  But... I am not going to kill you.  Not me...
imagine my surprise, finding him on a liason with a common servant.  a girl who had apparently become his secret love.	No one will believe your lies, whore.
father saw you die.	He saw me thrown... saw the Horseman looming over me as I fled.  Things I wanted him to see.  But, as long as I govern the Horseman, he cannot harm me.  Baltus did not stay enough to see that.  He ran as a coward, unfettered by my fate.
he rides tonight.	Father saw you die.
you... you are alive.	Am I?  Or, are you and Young Masbath dead along with me?
lay still, ichabod.  do not move.	Doctor, he is awake.
no.	She has admitted to her evil and signed a written confession.  Do you know what confession is?  All that is left for you now is to pray for her soul.
she has confessed.	No.
no, sir, please... she is innocent...	She has confessed.
she is guilty.	No, sir, please... she is innocent...
she did not do it... please listen...	She is guilty.
you do not want to be here.  go home to your father.	She did not do it... please listen...
may i see my mother?	You do not want to be here.  Go home to your father.
go home.	May I see my mother?
i can go. you don't have to. you don't never go.	Goddamnit, Scooter, come on. Pardon my language, ma'am.
yeah, that's a goodun. i believe you did tell me that one before. i've heard that a bunch. long time ago.	Well, yeah it's a classic. You know, Karl, I got to thinkin' about it last night and it's just not Christian of me to not let you have a key. I mean you been in lockup so long, you don't need me keepin' you locked up. You need to come and go as you please. Here, take this key, it'll get you in and out that back door.  Them french fries good?
there was these two old boys hung their peckers off of a bridge to piss, one old boy from california and one old boy from arkansas. old boy from california says, "boy this water's cold." old boy from arkansas says "yeah, and it's deep too."  get it? that's a goodun.	Yeah, that's a goodun. I believe you did tell me that one before. I've heard that a bunch. Long time ago.
i can't remember.	There was these two old boys hung their peckers off of a bridge to piss, one old boy from California and one old boy from Arkansas. Old boy from California says, "Boy this water's cold." Old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too."  Get it? That's a goodun.
scooter, did i tell about the two old boys pissin' off the bridge?	I can't remember.
wait up, i'll leave with you and lock up.	Karl, they's a blanket up in under that cot and soap in the bathroom to clean up with.  Now there's one more thing. The way we lock these doors at night, you can't get out. You didn't want to go anywhere, did you?
all right then, i'll see y'all later. karl you done a good day's work. they right about you. scooter, he's gonna knock you out of a job if you're not careful. i'll see you tomorrow.	Wait up, I'll leave with you and lock up.
thank ye.	Scooter, let's me and you go over to Dairy Queen and pick up a few things for lunchtime.
hit ain't got no gas in it.	See there. Thinks of the simplest thing first.
i fixed it. hit's a workin' pretty good.	You done fixed it? I'll be damned. Scooter told me it couldn't be fixed. 'Course Scooter's about as shitless as one poor son-of-a-bitch can be. You done fixed it. I'll just be damned. See you tomorrow.
all right then. i'll see you bright and early. how you comin' along on that garden tiller?	I fixed it. Hit's a workin' pretty good.
that boy wants me to.	All right then. I'll see you bright and early. How you comin' along on that garden tiller?
now, karl, you sure you want to go stay with these folks? you're welcome to keep on stayin here. it's workin' out real good.	That boy wants me to.
all right then.	I'll let you off while it's still daylight.
well, i'm gonna pay you today for this comin' week, so you'll have some walkin' around money. when you get off this evenin' you better go buy some toothpaste and cleanin' up supplies to have back there. some hard candy and some magazines. somethin' to keep you busy at night.	All right then.
they give me fifty dollars when they turned me loose. i spent up some of it on ridin' the bus and eatin' french-fried potaters.	Well, I'm gonna pay you today for this comin' week, so you'll have some walkin' around money. When you get off this evenin' you better go buy some toothpaste and cleanin' up supplies to have back there. Some hard candy and some magazines. Somethin' to keep you busy at night.
you got any money?	They give me fifty dollars when they turned me loose. I spent up some of it on ridin' the bus and eatin' french-fried potaters.
yeah, they's good all right.	You got any money?
i don't reckon.	If it works out and all, maybe we'll get you a key so you can get out at night if you need to. See you later.
i like them french-fried potaters.	Yeah, me too.
we order from dairy queen at noontime usually. we can buy your lunch till you get on your feet a little.	I like them french-fried potaters.
i've tinkered around on 'em a little bit.	We order from Dairy Queen at noontime usually. We can buy your lunch till you get on your feet a little.
they say you're a whiz on fixin' lawn mowers and things.	I've tinkered around on 'em a little bit.
thank ye.	Now it's minimal wage and there ain't nothin' but a army cot and a toilet back there.
i'll see you, bill.	Okay, stop back by. Don't worry about your boy here, he's doin' good.
can i see him?	Sure.
he's gone to stayin' over with that wheatley boy and his mama in their garage. i think that little boy adopted him damn near like a mascot. but he's got a key here to come and go as he pleases. everything's worked out good.	Can I see him?
is him stayin' here workin' out?	He's gone to stayin' over with that Wheatley boy and his mama in their garage. I think that little boy adopted him damn near like a mascot. But he's got a key here to come and go as he pleases. Everything's worked out good.
well, he's pretty quiet. except for them rackets and breathin' things he does. ain't threatened me with a killin' or anything.  but boy you couldn't of been more right about him fixin' things. that son of a bitch is a regular eli whitney on a lawnmower. loves french fries. eats four larges and don't even so much as belch. i'm proud to have him.	Is him stayin' here workin' out?
just thought i'd check on karl and see if everything's working out.	Well, he's pretty quiet. Except for them rackets and breathin' things he does. Ain't threatened me with a killin' or anything.  But boy you couldn't of been more right about him fixin' things. That son of a bitch is a regular Eli Whitney on a lawnmower. Loves french fries. Eats four larges and don't even so much as belch. I'm proud to have him.
doin' pretty good. got a sick tiller here. what's got you down this way?	Just thought I'd check on Karl and see if everything's working out.
how are you, bill?	Doin' pretty good. Got a sick tiller here. What's got you down this way?
how 'bout you, jerry.	How are you, Bill?
karl, come over here. i want you to meet your new boss.  this is bill cox, runs this place. says you can work here and stay in the back.	Good to know you, Karl.
well, i've got a roomful of work for him to do. can't get scooter to do any of it.	Karl, come over here. I want you to meet your new boss.  This is Bill Cox, runs this place. Says you can work here and stay in the back.
he won't steal. i'm tellin' you he's a pretty good ol' boy. keeps to himself.	Well, I've got a roomful of work for him to do. Can't get Scooter to do any of it.
fine with me. if he steals anything, i'll take it out of your pocket anyway.	He won't steal. I'm tellin' you he's a pretty good ol' boy. Keeps to himself.
he won't have anything to do with him. now you say it's all right for him to stay out here in the back?	Fine with me. If he steals anything, I'll take it out of your pocket anyway.
that old man of his still livin' over there on clark street i believe.	He won't have anything to do with him. Now you say it's all right for him to stay out here in the back?
he's a regular whiz at it. that's all he did when he was a kid.	Well, I ain't scared of him workin' here. You know me. I'm a church goin' man. Forgivin' man. When your time's up the Lord's gonna come git you. You seared of him, Scooter?
don't look much like he could. you say he can fix a small engine like nobody's bidness.	He's a regular whiz at it. That's all he did when he was a kid.
no, don't guess i do.  scooter, good to meet you.  this is him, the one i talked to you about on the phone. now like i said, i'll understand if you get nervous about it. i'm not gonna lie to you now, he did get in that trouble but then he was real young.	I remember it real well. Cut them folks to pieces. His mama one of 'em.
aw, pretty good. kids are drivin' me crazy and phyliss is gonna put me in the poorhouse. can't complain other than that. wouldn't do any good if i did.  do you know scooter, jerry?	No, don't guess I do.  Scooter, good to meet you.  This is him, the one I talked to you about on the phone. Now like I said, I'll understand if you get nervous about it. I'm not gonna lie to you now, he did get in that trouble but then he was real young.
good to see you, bill. how's everybody doin'?	Aw, pretty good. Kids are drivin' me crazy and Phyliss is gonna put me in the poorhouse. Can't complain other than that. Wouldn't do any good if I did.  Do you know Scooter, Jerry?
hey jerry, how it's goin'. good to see you. been a long time.	Good to see you, Bill. How's everybody doin'?
my name is frank wheatley. what's your name?	Karl's my name.
okay. you don't have to though.	My name is Frank Wheatley. What's your name?
i'll help you tote 'em if i don't give out first.	Okay. You don't have to though.
about a half a mile i think it is.	I'll help you tote 'em if I don't give out first.
how fer you going with them sacks full of warsh?	About a half a mile I think it is.
i got a mama, but she's at work over at ben's dollar store. my daddy's dead.  he got hit by a train.	How fer you going with them sacks full of warsh?
ain't you got no mama and daddy to tend to it?	I got a mama, but she's at work over at Ben's Dollar Store. My daddy's dead.  He got hit by a train.
yeah.	Ain't you got no mama and daddy to tend to it?
what you got in there, warshing?	Yeah.
these dang things are heavy. hard to carry, too.	What you got in there, warshing?
give me the big'uns.	These dang things are heavy. Hard to carry, too.
sixty for small and seventy-five for large.	Give me the big'uns.
how much you want fer 'em? i'll get some of them i reckon.	Sixty for small and seventy-five for large.
yeah.	How much you want fer 'em? I'll get some of them I reckon.
french-fried potaters.	Yeah.
french fries. i like to eat them pretty good.	French-fried potaters.
what do you like to eat here?	French fries. I like to eat them pretty good.
well, i guess it's all good.	What do you like to eat here?
what you got that's good to eat?	Well, I guess it's all good.
did you decide, sir?	What you got that's good to eat?
naw, we don't have biscuits.	Did you decide, sir?
you have any biscuits for sale?	Naw, we don't have biscuits.
well, what did you want?	You have any biscuits for sale?
i was kindly wantin' somethin' or 'nother d'eat.	Well, what did you want?
can i help you?	I was kindly wantin' somethin' or 'nother d'eat.
well, it's not too big in here, is it?  i feel very generous today. i feel like listening. i'm sure you have plenty to tell me. and please bore me with the details.  ) come on karl, who did you kill? was it the boy?	Don't say nothin' about that boy.
it's too big.	Well, it's not too big in here, is it?  I feel very generous today. I feel like listening. I'm sure you have plenty to tell me. And please bore me with the details.  ) Come on Karl, who did you kill? Was it the boy?
i bet you did. i was never bent that way. i'm bent the other way. so, you liked it out there in the world.	It's too big.
they was a boy. we made friends.	I bet you did. I was never bent that way. I'm bent the other way. So, you liked it out there in the world.
... on the third day i washed her. she wasn't very clean. i got all the right spots. she was the first one i ever kept for any length of time, you see i get bored easily, i have a short attention span. i can't say she enjoyed her stay, although the washcloth in her mouth held in place by good duct tape kept any complaints to a minimum. i don't really like people who talk a lot. i like to do the talking. i guess that's why i'm so fond of you. you're so easygoing, although i do sense a little tension in you sometimes. by the way, how was it out there? did you have any fun? make any new acquaintances? tell me what it was like.	They was a boy. We made friends.
you know better than that. we're on duty. catch me in that camaro next week one night.	Catch you later Freddy!
we run outta somethin' to drink. goin' to the county line. you want to race?	You know better than that. We're on duty. Catch me in that Camaro next week one night.
i figured that. well you better be careful with that cripple in the back. you'll throw him out. looks like you got a wagonful.	We run outta somethin' to drink. Goin' to the county line. You want to race?
yeah.	I figured that. Well you better be careful with that cripple in the back. You'll throw him out. Looks like you got a wagonful.
yeah she was a big 'un. you ain't drunk drivin' are you doyle?	Yeah.
hey freddy, what's goin' on boy. i seen your pitcher in the paper for catchin' that big-ass bass.	Yeah She was a big 'un. You ain't drunk drivin' are you Doyle?
naw, hell, let them stay here with me and do men things. there might be some kind of ball game on we can watch. you go on.	I'll be back in a little bit then.
all right, y'all gonna go with me?	Naw, hell, let them stay here with me and do men things. There might be some kind of ball game on we can watch. You go on.
well, that's good. it's about time to eat and you know what i'm cravin'? some of that take out chicken. why don't you run get some of it, honey, for lunch?	Would y'all like that?
it went real good.	Well, that's good. It's about time to eat and you know what I'm cravin'? Some of that take out chicken. Why don't you run get some of it, honey, for lunch?
how'd your baptizin' go?	It went real good.
we'll go to church and get you baptized, tomorrow's sunday. you go on back to bed.	What are you doin' with that damn hammer?
what in the goddamn hell are you doin'? it's the middle of the night.	What do you want, hun?
leave.	Don't tell me what to do.
don't tell me what to do.	Leave.
leave.	Don't tell me what to do.
don't tell me what to do.	Leave.
leave.	Don't tell me what to do.
don't tell me what to do.	Leave.
leave.	Don't tell me what to do.
you know what i told you, you even think of leavin' me, i'll kill you dead as a doornail.	That might be better than this.
you're not stayin' here tonight. go get sober before you come back. i'm tired of my child seein' this. now you get yourself straight or i'll lock your ass out of my life for good.	You know what I told you, you even think of leavin' me, I'll kill you dead as a doornail.
this is not your house, doyle. this is my house and i'll say who stays and goes. you've got a house, why don't you go get one of your girlfriends and go home to it.	You know better than to talk like that when I'm hurtin'. Don't make me knock the piss out of you.
i thought i told everybody to get out of my house. that includes cocksuckers and retards. get off your asses and go.	This is not your house, Doyle. This is my house and I'll say who stays and goes. You've got a house, why don't you go get one of your girlfriends and go home to it.
he don't want to doyle. don't go vaughan if you don't want to. you'll wreck doyle, you're drunk.	But honey, I'll be good. I promise. I love you sweetie. I'm just tryin' to help these two be part of things.
okay ladies and gentlemen  or both. it's come to the time in our show when we like to introduce the band. over here on lead guitar mr. randy horsefeathers. come on hit a hot lick, randy.  well, come on, y'all are supposed to clap now. come on!	Karl, you better clap your hands or he'll just keep on.
too late, honey. fooled you. done called him. he'll be here.  or i'll go get him. come on karl, i need you to help me ice down a tub of beer, you and frank.	Okay ladies and gentlemen  or both. It's come to the time in our show when we like to introduce the band. Over here on lead guitar Mr. Randy Horsefeathers. Come on hit a hot lick, Randy.  Well, come on, y'all are supposed to clap now. Come on!
no doyle. vaughan don't want to come to a party with you.	Too late, Honey. Fooled you. Done called him. He'll be here.  Or I'll go get him. Come on Karl, I need you to help me ice down a tub of beer, you and Frank.
well, it's on! we're gonna rock. linda, call vaughan. tell him to get over here. i'd like him to be here. i owe him a good time.	No Doyle. Vaughan don't want to come to a party with you.
please don't. not tonight. i'm not up for it. they always stay till mornin'. i'm just give out, doyle.	You don't have to do anything but pour some potato chips in a bowl and bring beers out when we get low.
have a damn party! call morris and them and get the band together and just party our asses off. i'd like to show that fuckin' karl to the guys. they'd get a kick out of that. don't you know they would.	Please don't. Not tonight. I'm not up for it. They always stay till mornin'. I'm just give out, Doyle.
please doyle, don't.	Have a damn party! Call Morris and them and get the band together and just party our asses off. I'd like to show that fuckin' Karl to the guys. They'd get a kick out of that. Don't you know they would.
you know what we ought to do tonight?	Please Doyle, don't.
what?	You know what we ought to do tonight?
you know what, by god?	What?
who could eat with him settin' there makin' that goddamn racket with his throat.	He does make some funny noises.
i just feel sorry for the poor thing.	Who could eat with him settin' there makin' that goddamn racket with his throat.
well, i wouldn't let it get to you.	I just feel sorry for the poor thing.
let's go, vaughan.  frank, we'll be back in a little while. i'll bring you back somethin'. you're food's in the oven warmin' over.	See, you made him somethin'. Hey Vaughan, I was just goin' on with you, jokin' around, buddy.
boy, ain't you somethin' else. talkin' back and everything. it kinda makes me horny when you talk back.	Frank, why don't you go off and play in your room if Doyle's gonna talk nasty.
you're not crippled. get in there and make somethin'.	Boy, ain't you somethin' else. Talkin' back and everything. It kinda makes me horny when you talk back.
ain't that the sweetest thing. what am i supposed to do about supper with you traipsin' around with that fag?	You're not crippled. Get in there and make somethin'.
he'll be here in a little while, he's takin' me to get an ice cream.	Ain't that the sweetest thing. What am I supposed to do about supper with you traipsin' around with that fag?
you sure are hung up on people bein' sweet.  speakin' of which, where's your girlfriend? i thought he was comin' by here for something.	He'll be here in a little while, he's takin' me to get an ice cream.
yeah, that's right, frank, you better ask him. i mean, don't hurt his feelin's or anything, but it would be good to know. i'm sure it's nothin'. he seems real sweet.	You sure are hung up on people bein' sweet.  Speakin' of which, where's your girlfriend? I thought he was comin' by here for something.
he's just mentally retarded, i guess.	He had of went nuts and did somethin'. They don't put you in there for just bein' a retard. They's retards all over the place that ain't in the nuthouse. Do you know, Frank?
i ain't sayin' it's right. i'm just tellin' the truth. what was he in the nuthouse for?	He's just mentally retarded, I guess.
doyle, you're awful. you shouldn't be that way.	I ain't sayin' it's right. I'm just tellin' the truth. What was he in the nuthouse for?
now here's the deal. now that i'm gonna throw my entire life away doin' what i want to come live here with y'all, we have to get a few things straight. see, frank, me and you mama wouldn't have any problems if it wadn't for you. we'd never have a bad word between us. but since you do exist, if i'm gonna be here as the head of the household, we'll have to live by my rules. and my rules are you don't speak unless you're spoken to. stay out of my way and do what a regular kid does. you're a weird little shit. i don't get you. so wake up. face what they call reality. we're gonna be a family now. and it's my family. i'll be payin' the bills so you got me. but i ain't your daddy. you just treat me like i am. i'm the boss, okay. and the other thing is your friend karl has to go. we can't have a normal family with him livin' in the garage and comin' in the bedroom at four in the mornin' with hammers and shit. see?	Karl can stay if he wants to. Mama said --
i hate you!	Well, I hate you, too. No I don't. I love your mama. Nobody understands what I go through. I'll leave. You bunch of freaks have fun. I'll call you tomorrow honey. I'm sorry. You can kiss my ass, really.  You ever hit me again you little bastard and I'll make you sorry your daddy ever squirted your little ass out.
okay, i'll leave and sober up. everything's botherin' me, that's all. i'm hurtin' linda. i love you.	I hate you!
last time you got mad and run morris and them off and said to stay away from here.	That ain't none of your damn bidness. Besides that's the way friends do one another. Fuck it, I'm gonna go call 'em. Honey, find my guitar, I think it's out there in the garage with that loony tune.
what have you got to be nervous about? you're a damn kid. you ain't got any bills to pay or bidness to run or old lady to stay on your ass all the time.	I get nervous, that's all I know.
stop it, doyle! don't talk about daddy, you hear me!	Don't talk about daddy. Y'all go on to the garage and let me be.
stop it, doyle!	You be quiet, Frank, we're talkin'. The adults are talkin'. Were you in the lockup for cuttin' somebody up with a hatchet?
come on, karl, let's go out to the garage.	Goddamnit, I'm talkin' to the man. You set right there, Karl.
i want to watch t.v.	Yeah, honey, let the kid watch T.V. Hell, let's all watch T.V. like a family till your retarded friend and your homosexual friend gets here.
i ain't sure.	You might want to find out. He might of hacked his family to pieces with a hatchet or somethin'.
no sir.	No sir's right. I'm talkin' to your mama. This is your mama's decision, not yours. I'm lettin' it go on because she asked me, not you.  Now is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I have trouble eatin' around that kind of thing. Just like I am about antique furniture and midgets. I can't so much as drink a glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture. Same thing with a droolin' retard.
now son, i wadn't talkin' to you, was i?  was i?	No sir.
he's real honest. he wouldn't steal nothin'.	Now son, I wadn't talkin' to you, was I?  Was I?
well, honey, i don't guess i give a shit. i ain't here half the time anyway. if you want a retard livin' in the garage, i don't guess i care. i've got a good tool box and socket set out there i don't want stol'd. i guess i could take it home with me.	He's real honest. He wouldn't steal nothin'.
i'm a witness. i heard you threaten her life.	I thought I told you to keep out!
doyle, don't you lay one hand on her.	That's funny.  You go to bed and take snot nose with you.
it's not your house, doyle, it's linda's.	I'll kill you, you fuckin' faggot! You mind your own business. Now get out! Now, before I get too mad to turn back.
we don't have a goddamn band! y'all just shut the fuck up! we don't need no practicin' or managers cause we ain't no fuckin' band! morris ain't no genius and the rest of you are just losers. am i the only one sane human bein' around here? just get the hell out of my house and don't come back!	It's not your house, Doyle, it's Linda's.
i don't really understand the meaning of the words.	If y'all don't shut up I'm gonna go out of my mind. And plus you're liable to bust a spring in Karl's head. He's already off balance.
you got that shit right.	What exactly do you mean by that? I don't understand.
oh, yeah, i'm thrilled.	Sarcastic right?  You know the boys in the band are probably gonna stay over tonight. We'd be glad to have you.
i bet you like sittin' between two men in a dual wheel truck don't you?	Oh, yeah, I'm thrilled.
are you sure you can drive? you've really had a lot of alcohol.	Shhhh! This is the national anthem.
i'd better go on home now, it's late. i have to work tomorrow.	Come on, don't be a pussy. Everybody has to work.
sure. it sounded like a number one tune all right.	You enjoying yourself, Karl?
you like that vaughan?	Sure. It sounded like a number one tune all right.
i heard you was more than friends. i heard dick rivers caught y'all all bowed up and goin' at it in the same room with poor, little, old mizz ogletree and her dead as a doornail layed out on a gurney.	That's ridiculous. That's just a total lie.
i know albert. we're friends.	I heard you was more than friends. I heard Dick Rivers caught y'all all bowed up and goin' at it in the same room with poor, little, old Mizz Ogletree and her dead as a doornail layed out on a gurney.
hey, vaughan, you know what i heard? i heard you been puttin' it to albert sellers that works over at the funeral home.	I know Albert. We're friends.
sure, i guess.	Don't rush ever'body, honey.
i told you to get away from here, didn't i? i'm tryin' to relax and look at tv.  what are you doin' with that piece of iron? i swear to god you're the weirdest son of a bitch i ever heard of.	I aim to kill you with it.
what numbers do you punch?	I told you to get away from here, didn't I? I'm tryin' to relax and look at TV.  What are you doin' with that piece of iron? I swear to God you're the weirdest son of a bitch I ever heard of.
pick up the fuckin' phone and call 'em, i guess.	What numbers do you punch?
how does a feller go about gettin' ahold of the police?	Pick up the fuckin' phone and call 'em, I guess.
where's ever'body else? you seen 'em?  i thought i told you to get the hell moved out of here anyway.	How does a feller go about gettin' ahold of the police?
don't hit that boy no more.	You shut up you, fuckin' retard. Get your shit and get out of here.  That was a wake-up slap, Frank. Remember. Reality, like I said. Don't forget any bit of what I said to you and we'll be fine.
i want to be baptized.	Baptized? Well, get baptized then. I don't give a shit. Call a fuckin' preacher, goddamnit! I can't baptize you.
childers.	Karl Childers just in from the state facility. Make one of them gruntin' sounds Karl or whatever it is you do.  Oh well, Karl's a little retarded, he don't know what the hell I'm talkin' about. And to Vaughan who fucks a mortician in the rear entrance right in front of his clients. Now that takes balls. Our number one tune for the folks, boys. Kick it off Johnson!
on the bass, give it up for terence "one ball" atkins.  on the tambourine and lyrics morris hobbs the fuckin' genius of the group.  on drums "the johnson."  and last and most importantly, doyle hargraves on rhythm guitar and business affairs and the only motherfucker with a truck big enough to haul this outfit on the next world fuckin' tour. come on, a big hand for these guys. they're workin' their asses off here.  okay i'd like to dedicate this next one to some very special people in our audience tonight. to my lovely female companion linda, her lovely son frank, our new boarder karl - what's your last name karl?	Childers.
i ain't never used no hatchet that i remember.	You're just crazy in a retarded kind of way then.  It wouldn't matter to me if you did do violence on somebody 'cause I ain't afraid of shit. You think I'm afraid for you to stay here. You're just a humped over retard it looks like to me. Not really, I'm just jokin' with you. Welcome to our humble home, buddy. Frank needs all the friends he can get. Frank's a real weak little kid. His daddy taught him how to be a pussy.
a good deal of it, i reckon. can't understand all of it.	Well, I can't understand none of it. This one begat this one and that one begat this one and begat and begat and begat and lo somebody sayeth some shit or another. Just how retarded are you?
you believe in the bible?	A good deal of it, I reckon. Can't understand all of it.
different ones. the bible's one of 'em.	You believe in the Bible?
what's all them books?	Different ones. The Bible's one of 'em.
this and that. toothpaste and whatnot.	What's all them books?
what's in your bag?	This and that. Toothpaste and whatnot.
but maybe just for awhile --	I'm closing the door now. I told you, I'll see you later.
frank, i just like you as a friend. only at the secret place. okay? i can't go there now. i'll see you later.	But maybe just for awhile --
can you go there with us now? me and karl. we could just hang out. karl has some cool books.	Frank, I just like you as a friend. Only at the secret place. Okay? I can't go there now. I'll see you later.
here give me the flowers, i'll do something with them. thank you. now you better go. maybe i'll see you down at the secret place one day in a week or two or something. i have a boyfriend now you know. and we're pretty serious. he gave me a ring.	Can you go there with us now? Me and Karl. We could just hang out. Karl has some cool books.
he's gonna be around a lot and i hope you are too, so...	Here give me the flowers, I'll do something with them. Thank you. Now you better go. Maybe I'll see you down at the secret place one day in a week or two or something. I have a boyfriend now you know. And we're pretty serious. He gave me a ring.
why? hi, karl.	He's gonna be around a lot and I hope you are too, so...
i wanted for you to meet karl, too. he's my new friend. but i feel like i've always known him. i thought you should meet him.	Why? Hi, Karl.
they're from the dollar store. i'm not an idiot. besides we have a garden full of flowers.	I wanted for you to meet Karl, too. He's my new friend. But I feel like I've always known him. I thought you should meet him.
i wanted to bring you some flowers. they're pretty good ones.	They're from the Dollar Store. I'm not an idiot. Besides we have a garden full of flowers.
hey frank. you shouldn't be coming over here. my parents really don't want you to.	I wanted to bring you some flowers. They're pretty good ones.
ever'thing's okay, boy. i kindly want to put my arm around ye for a minute and then i'm gonna go on and leave here.	Okay.
okay. i give you my word. is ever'thing gonna be okay? are you all right?	Ever'thing's okay, boy. I kindly want to put my arm around ye for a minute and then I'm gonna go on and leave here.
don't go home tonight and stay with that doyle. he's got it in for ye tonight. i got me a feelin', too. feels like to me you ort not be there in that house with him liquored up and mean. ye mama neither. when you get up from here, i want you to go to that feller's house. your mama's friend. i want you to give me your word on it.	Okay. I give you my word. Is ever'thing gonna be okay? Are you all right?
you know i would. whatever you want.	Don't go home tonight and stay with that Doyle. He's got it in for ye tonight. I got me a feelin', too. Feels like to me you ort not be there in that house with him liquored up and mean. Ye mama neither. When you get up from here, I want you to go to that feller's house. Your mama's friend. I want you to give me your word on it.
will ye do somethin' for me if i ast you to?	You know I would. Whatever you want.
like something different. i don't know.  you're leavin' ain't you, karl?	Will ye do somethin' for me if I ast you to?
reckon what kind of a feelin'?	Like something different. I don't know.  You're leavin' ain't you, Karl?
i've got a feelin' today.	Reckon what kind of a feelin'?
yes sir.	I've got a feelin' today.
man. thanks.  you know when you get a feelin' and you don't know why?	Yes sir.
i aim fer you to have 'em.	Man. Thanks.  You know when you get a feelin' and you don't know why?
you don't want to give away all your books.	I aim fer you to have 'em.
maybe you can make more sense out of them than i can. i made you a little old book marker and stuck it in that book on christmas.	You don't want to give away all your books.
hit don't make no difference where i was to be. we'll always be friends. there ain't no way to stop that.  i aim for you to have these books.	Maybe you can make more sense out of them than I can. I made you a little old book marker and stuck it in that book on Christmas.
i care for you, too. but you'll be around, don't say that.	Hit don't make no difference where I was to be. We'll always be friends. There ain't no way to stop that.  I aim for you to have these books.
i'm tired, too, frank.  if i ain't around no more, it don't mean i don't care fer ye. i care for ye a good deal. i care for you more than anybody they is. we made friends right off the bat.	I care for you, too. But you'll be around, don't say that.
yeah, i guess so. i'm real tired, you know that. a kid my age shouldn't be tired of things.	I'm tired, too, Frank.  If I ain't around no more, it don't mean I don't care fer ye. I care for ye a good deal. I care for you more than anybody they is. We made friends right off the bat.
that feller's a whole sight meaner than me. he'd just whup the tar out of me.	Yeah, I guess so. I'm real tired, you know that. A kid my age shouldn't be tired of things.
karl, i ain't tryin' to say nothin' bad about you, but why don't you stop doyle when he gets that away? you're older than him. you're strong, too. my daddy wouldn't let him do that to me and mama.	That feller's a whole sight meaner than me. He'd just whup the tar out of me.
you're just a boy. you ort not to use that sort of language.	Karl, I ain't tryin' to say nothin' bad about you, but why don't you stop Doyle when he gets that away? You're older than him. You're strong, too. My daddy wouldn't let him do that to me and Mama.
you have to karl. you have to look out for me. you don't let that son of a bitch run you off.	You're just a boy. You ort not to use that sort of language.
i'm glad of it you was borned.  i reckon i ain't gonna be there in the garage no more.	You have to Karl. You have to look out for me. You don't let that son of a bitch run you off.
just diggin'.  i ain't ever gonna be happy now. not with that son of a bitch movin' in for good. i wish me and you and mama could just run away. but she said he would find us wherever we went. he's crazy. sometimes i think it would of been better if i wadn't ever born.	I'm glad of it you was borned.  I reckon I ain't gonna be there in the garage no more.
i knowed you'd be here.  what are you a-doin' digging with that stob?	Just diggin'.  I ain't ever gonna be happy now. Not with that son of a bitch movin' in for good. I wish me and you and Mama could just run away. But she said he would find us wherever we went. He's crazy. Sometimes I think it would of been better if I wadn't ever born.
hey, karl. how'd you know to come out here?	I knowed you'd be here.  What are you a-doin' digging with that stob?
yeah, i guess.	Yes ma'am. I like a fried chicken leg.
can we play ever' saturday?	If I ain't too stove up. I ain't like you. I'm old and give out.  I'm proud of ye.
i wadn't thinkin' about nothin' else just like you told me i'd do.	Can we play ever' Saturday?
it was fun, anyhow.	I wadn't thinkin' about nothin' else just like you told me I'd do.
no sir.	It was fun, anyhow.
it don't matter to me about us losin' does it to you?	No sir.
you're strong though. you let me make them touchdowns so i'd feel good. my daddy used to do that kind of thing.	It don't matter to me about us losin' does it to you?
them boys was tryin' to pull me down pretty hard.	You're strong though. You let me make them touchdowns so I'd feel good. My daddy used to do that kind of thing.
i know you could of scored them three touchdowns by yourself instead of throwing 'em over to me.	Them boys was tryin' to pull me down pretty hard.
i dern near had me a touchdown till them boys got a-hold of me there so i figured i better give it off to you. i seen you over there follerin' me.	We're liable to win if we keep this up. For somebody like you, you sure run fast.
way to go, karl. we got a touchdown. that was a good lateral, man. that was just like the wishbone.	I dern near had me a touchdown till them boys got a-hold of me there so I figured I better give it off to you. I seen you over there follerin' me.
yessir.	Way to go, Karl. We got a touchdown. That was a good lateral, man. That was just like the Wishbone.
we'll be on teams, me and you?	Yessir.
yeah.	We'll be on teams, me and you?
you will? for sure?	Yeah.
i'll play ball with ye. i reckon if neither one of us is no count it won't make no difference.	You will? For sure?
is that right?	I'll play ball with ye. I reckon if neither one of us is no count it won't make no difference.
bill cox is goin' to a funeral for a mister turner tomorrow and a closin' up shop early.	Is that right?
make believin' always made me feel good too from time to time.	Bill Cox is goin' to a funeral for a Mister Turner tomorrow and a closin' up shop early.
i feel sad about karen cross, too. i just make like to myself she loves me. i know better, though. it just feels good to me when i imagine it.	Make believin' always made me feel good too from time to time.
i don't reckon i know. i ain't found no way yet and i'm three or four times as old as you. might be that's just the way folks is.	I feel sad about Karen Cross, too. I just make like to myself she loves me. I know better, though. It just feels good to me when I imagine it.
seems like doyle's wormed his way back in. mama said he's stayin' over tonight and he's talkin' about movin' in for good. we ain't ever gonna be happy. we'll always be nervous, won't we karl?	I don't reckon I know. I ain't found no way yet and I'm three or four times as old as you. Might be that's just the way folks is.
readin' on this book on how to work carpentry. i aim to learn how to build things out of wood one of these times. i've always been partial to wood buildin's and cabinets and whatnot. these drawin's they got here don't make no sense to me so far.  you seem like yore tails a'draggin' a might. you got somethin' wrong with ye?	Seems like Doyle's wormed his way back in. Mama said he's stayin' over tonight and he's talkin' about movin' in for good. We ain't ever gonna be happy. We'll always be nervous, won't we Karl?
what you readin'?	Readin' on this book on how to work carpentry. I aim to learn how to build things out of wood one of these times. I've always been partial to wood buildin's and cabinets and whatnot. These drawin's they got here don't make no sense to me so far.  You seem like yore tails a'draggin' a might. You got somethin' wrong with ye?
she said she'd see me later. that's kinda good, right?	I reckon.
bible says the same thing about killin' others, too.	Yes sir, I reckon it does.
i've studied about it. the bible says not to or you end up goin' to hades. some folks calls it hell, i call it hades.	Bible says the same thing about killin' others, too.
i didn't mean to say anything bad about you. i know you're good. you didn't mean no harm.  did you ever think about killin' yourself on purpose like my daddy did?	I've studied about it. The Bible says not to or you end up goin' to Hades. Some folks calls it Hell, I call it Hades.
hits been hard thinkin' about it. they ain't a day goes by i don't think about it. i kindly have a picture of it up in my head that i see. hit makes me sad, too. i have bad thoughts on it. i wished they was somethin' i could of did, too. shouldn't no bad things happen to childern. all the ol' bad things ort to be saved up for folks that's growed up, the way i see it. i shouldn't of told you about that. a boy ort not hear about such things. it just kindly come out.	I didn't mean to say anything bad about you. I know you're good. You didn't mean no harm.  Did you ever think about killin' yourself on purpose like my daddy did?
that makes me feel real sad. couldn't you have done somethin', karl? i would have. i wish i would of had him. he'd be here right now. livin'.	Hits been hard thinkin' about it. They ain't a day goes by I don't think about it. I kindly have a picture of it up in my head that I see. Hit makes me sad, too. I have bad thoughts on it. I wished they was somethin' I could of did, too. Shouldn't no bad things happen to childern. All the ol' bad things ort to be saved up for folks that's growed up, the way I see it. I shouldn't of told you about that. A boy ort not hear about such things. It just kindly come out.
i wadn't but six or eight. i reckon i didn't know what to do. i didn't know how to care for no baby. mama and daddy didn't want him. they learned me to do what they told me to. these days i figure it might of been best to give him right back to the good lord right off the bat anyhow.	That makes me feel real sad. Couldn't you have done somethin', Karl? I would have. I wish I would of had him. He'd be here right now. Livin'.
that don't seem right. it seems like you should have kept him alive and took care of him if he was your brother.	I wadn't but six or eight. I reckon I didn't know what to do. I didn't know how to care for no baby. Mama and Daddy didn't want him. They learned me to do what they told me to. These days I figure it might of been best to give him right back to the Good Lord right off the bat anyhow.
i heared it cryin' a little through that box.	That don't seem right. It seems like you should have kept him alive and took care of him if he was your brother.
it was still alive when you buried it?	I heared it cryin' a little through that box.
i didn't feel right about doin' that. i takened a shoe box from there in the shed and emptied out some screwdrivers and nuts and warshers from it and put the little feller in that and buried him in the corner of the yard there. that seemed more proper to me, i reckon.	It was still alive when you buried it?
you threw it in a trash barrel?	I didn't feel right about doin' that. I takened a shoe box from there in the shed and emptied out some screwdrivers and nuts and warshers from it and put the little feller in that and buried him in the corner of the yard there. That seemed more proper to me, I reckon.
a little ol' boy.	You threw it in a trash barrel?
a boy or girl?	A little ol' boy.
yes sir. right then it was.	A boy or girl?
it was alive?	Yes sir. Right then it was.
my daddy come to the shed out back and got me and said throw this here away and handed me a towel with somethin' in it. i went for the trash barrel there and opened up the towel to see 'cause they was a noise and somethin' movin' in it. hit was bloody-like around that towel. hit was a little ol' bitty baby, no bigger than a squirrel.	It was alive?
so it died when it come out?	My daddy come to the shed out back and got me and said throw this here away and handed me a towel with somethin' in it. I went for the trash barrel there and opened up the towel to see 'cause they was a noise and somethin' movin' in it. Hit was bloody-like around that towel. Hit was a little ol' bitty baby, no bigger than a squirrel.
hit was borned a little too early on. my mother and father made hit come too early some way or other. i reckon they changed their mind about havin' another'n. i was about six or eight year old then and they didn't care too much for me so i reckon they didn't need somethin' else to worry 'em with.	So it died when it come out?
why?	Hit was borned a little too early on. My mother and father made hit come too early some way or other. I reckon they changed their mind about havin' another'n. I was about six or eight year old then and they didn't care too much for me so I reckon they didn't need somethin' else to worry 'em with.
yeah.	Why?
why not? it died?	Yeah.
i had one there for little bit. hit didn't get old enough to play with.	Why not? It died?
'cause it's fun. it don't matter if you ain't no good. it takes your mind off of everything else while you're doin' it. when you run real fast tryin' to make a touchdown you don't think about anything else. i ain't no good, but my daddy always said he was proud of me when i threw a ball or ran with it. did you have any brothers and sisters growin' up to play with?	I had one there for little bit. Hit didn't get old enough to play with.
naw.	'Cause it's fun. It don't matter if you ain't no good. It takes your mind off of everything else while you're doin' it. When you run real fast tryin' to make a touchdown you don't think about anything else. I ain't no good, but my daddy always said he was proud of me when I threw a ball or ran with it. Did you have any brothers and sisters growin' up to play with?
and then some people you don't like right off. it's funny.  you know why i want you to play ball with me?	Naw.
i don't reckon i know.	And then some people you don't like right off. It's funny.  You know why I want you to play ball with me?
you don't seem like a daddy. you seem like a brother.  wonder what makes you like somebody right off when you don't even know 'em like what happened with me and you.	I don't reckon I know.
he ain't no count.	You don't seem like a daddy. You seem like a brother.  Wonder what makes you like somebody right off when you don't even know 'em like what happened with me and you.
i kind of like you tellin' me what to do and not to do. just like my daddy. i didn't mind him tellin' me. i hate doyle to tell me what to do. mama said the only way to ever get away from him is for him to get away from us. that we can't leave him or he'll try and hurt her.	He ain't no count.
you ort not to pull on yourself that away.	I kind of like you tellin' me what to do and not to do. Just like my daddy. I didn't mind him tellin' me. I hate Doyle to tell me what to do. Mama said the only way to ever get away from him is for him to get away from us. That we can't leave him or he'll try and hurt her.
i didn't know till here while back a year or two ago when i spent the night with ronnie smart one time. he said just tug on your peter and think about your mama. i tried it, but i felt funny thinkin' about my mama. so, i switched over to thinkin' about his mama and then what he told me would happen, happened. it sure tingles, don't it?	You ort not to pull on yourself that away.
yes sir. you ort not know that language.	I didn't know till here while back a year or two ago when I spent the night with Ronnie Smart one time. He said just tug on your peter and think about your mama. I tried it, but I felt funny thinkin' about my mama. So, I switched over to thinkin' about his mama and then what he told me would happen, happened. It sure tingles, don't it?
oh, jackin' off?	Yes sir. You ort not know that language.
pull on your works. your privates.	Oh, jackin' off?
what do you mean?	Pull on your works. Your privates.
that's real good. you ort not to if ye ain't married to somebody. bible tells you that much. hit tells some things that don't seem right too, i reckon. i guess a feller ort to foller it close as he can, though.  you don't touch yourself, do you?	What do you mean?
and i don't try to touch her. you know, in a bad way. foolin' around, sex and all.	That's real good. You ort not to if ye ain't married to somebody. Bible tells you that much. Hit tells some things that don't seem right too, I reckon. I guess a feller ort to foller it close as he can, though.  You don't touch yourself, do you?
naw.	And I don't try to touch her. You know, in a bad way. Foolin' around, sex and all.
just 'cause i'm not rich don't mean i don't love her.	Naw.
they ort to. you're a good boy.	Just 'cause I'm not rich don't mean I don't love her.
i usually get run off by her mama or daddy if they're home. reckon why they don't like me?	They ort to. You're a good boy.
i bet he will. i got a little money if he don't. i'll get 'em for ye.	I usually get run off by her mama or daddy if they're home. Reckon why they don't like me?
i ain't got no money to get 'em with but i bet vaughan will let me have some of them flowers at the store.	I bet he will. I got a little money if he don't. I'll get 'em for ye.
if you want me to.	I ain't got no money to get 'em with but I bet Vaughan will let me have some of them flowers at the store.
would you go see her with me? i kind of thought i might take her some flowers like that woman done you.	If you want me to.
yeah, i recollect it.	Would you go see her with me? I kind of thought I might take her some flowers like that woman done you.
you know that girl i told you about. the one i love.	Yeah, I recollect it.
all right then.	You know that girl I told you about. The one I love.
i was wantin' to ask you somethin'.	All right then.
hit was right thoughty of her.	I was wantin' to ask you somethin'.
yeah, me too.  that was nice of that woman to give you them flowers.	Hit was right thoughty of her.
yeah, i reckon they did. hit like to tore me up when i read about that pore little cripple boy.	Yeah, me too.  That was nice of that woman to give you them flowers.
boy, folks sure had it rough back a long time ago, didn't they?	Yeah, I reckon they did. Hit like to tore me up when I read about that pore little cripple boy.
all right then.	Boy, folks sure had it rough back a long time ago, didn't they?
i'm gettin' tired of readin' for a while.	All right then.
yeah.	I'm gettin' tired of readin' for a while.
you want to go with me?	Yeah.
that's than un on christmas i was tellin' you about.	You want to go with me?
it's name's a christmas carol.	That's than un on Christmas I was tellin' you about.
naw. you can look at all my books you want to.	It's name's A Christmas Carol.
i was goin' to the secret place. i borried one of your books to take down there. you ain't mad, are you?	Naw. You can look at all my books you want to.
that gal that made employee of the month give 'em to me for awalkin' with her.	I was goin' to the secret place. I borried one of your books to take down there. You ain't mad, are you?
where'd you get them flowers?	That gal that made employee of the month give 'em to me for awalkin' with her.
yeah.	Where'd you get them flowers?
hey karl, you off work?	Yeah.
i like the way you talk.	I like the way you talk.
i reckon it tastes pretty good to me.	I like the way you talk.
i don't see how you can eat that stuff with all those insides it's made out of.	I reckon it tastes pretty good to me.
i reckon if you want me to.  i got some of that potted meat and sodie crackers left over if you want some.	I don't see how you can eat that stuff with all those insides it's made out of.
will you stay here with us for a long time?	I reckon if you want me to.  I got some of that potted meat and sodie crackers left over if you want some.
he ort not to talk that away to you neither. he ain't no count. he's mean to you and your mama.  yore mama and that feller that's carryin' me to get somethin' d'eat's gonna be back here directly.	Will you stay here with us for a long time?
well, i hate him.	He ort not to talk that away to you neither. He ain't no count. He's mean to you and your mama.  Yore mama and that feller that's carryin' me to get somethin' d'eat's gonna be back here directly.
you ort not to talk that way. you're just a boy.	Well, I hate him.
i'd like to kill that son of a bitch. i hate him.	You ort not to talk that way. You're just a boy.
i growed up and got taught it ain't right to kill nobody.	It's okay if you're lookin' out for yourself. If it's self-defense. Was it self-defense?
maybe they needed it.	I growed up and got taught it ain't right to kill nobody.
i thought they was.	Maybe they needed it.
were they bad people?	I thought they was.
two people.	Were they bad people?
who did you kill?	Two people.
yeah, i did.	Who did you kill?
'cause he didn't have enough money to take care of us the way he wanted to. that's what the letter said. he got laid off from work and had to just work odd jobs. i thought he took care of us fine.  karl, did you really kill somebody?	Yeah, I did.
why did he do that, reckon.	'Cause he didn't have enough money to take care of us the way he wanted to. That's what the letter said. He got laid off from work and had to just work odd jobs. I thought he took care of us fine.  Karl, did you really kill somebody?
it ain't the truth. he shot hisself with a shotgun on purpose.	Why did he do that, reckon.
yeah, i remember you a-tellin' me that.	It ain't the truth. He shot hisself with a shotgun on purpose.
karl.  you know when i said daddy got hit by a train.	Yeah, I remember you a-tellin' me that.
she says it's for the times when he's good to her. she's lonely since daddy died. she said sometimes she don't know why.  he threatened to kill her if she ever left him. my daddy would kill him if he was here and somebody was mean to mama. vaughan, he's real good to mama. vaughan that you met. but he's not able to do anything to doyle, he's funny you know. not funny ha, ha, funny queer. he likes to go with men instead of women. that makes him not to be able to fight too good. he sure is nice though. he's from st. louis. people who are queer can get along better in a big town. he got transferred here to work. but mama said the real reason he left is 'cause his daddy hated him. for bein' the way he is. i wish he liked to go with women. i'd rather him be mama's boyfriend than doyle.	Karl.  You know when I said daddy got hit by a train.
how come her to keep bein' girlfriends and all with him if he's mean to her?	She says it's for the times when he's good to her. She's lonely since daddy died. She said sometimes she don't know why.  He threatened to kill her if she ever left him. My daddy would kill him if he was here and somebody was mean to mama. Vaughan, he's real good to mama. Vaughan that you met. But he's not able to do anything to Doyle, he's funny you know. Not funny ha, ha, funny queer. He likes to go with men instead of women. That makes him not to be able to fight too good. He sure is nice though. He's from St. Louis. People who are queer can get along better in a big town. He got transferred here to work. But mama said the real reason he left is 'cause his daddy hated him. For bein' the way he is. I wish he liked to go with women. I'd rather him be mama's boyfriend than Doyle.
i've had a lot of bad thoughts since my daddy died. sometimes i wish i was still real little and he was still here. my mama's real good, but i wish i had both of 'em.  when we went to memphis one time in the car, it was rainin' so hard we couldn't see the road. but i wadn't scared because i thought as long as daddy was drivin' nothin' could happen to us. i feel that way about mama now.  mama has a boyfriend now. his name is doyle hargraves. he works construction so he makes a pretty good livin'. he still don't help mama out with any money though. he ain't no good. he's mean to her. he don't like me at all. mama says it's because he's jealous i belong to my daddy instead of him. he stays with us all night sometimes, but he's got his own house. somebody told me it's so he can still have other girlfriends. i like it on the nights when he ain't at our house. i'm not so nervous then.	How come her to keep bein' girlfriends and all with him if he's mean to her?
you don't need to know all of that. you're just a boy. you need to think about good thoughts while you're still a boy. they'll be plenty of time for the other.	I've had a lot of bad thoughts since my daddy died. Sometimes I wish I was still real little and he was still here. My mama's real good, but I wish I had both of 'em.  When we went to Memphis one time in the car, it was rainin' so hard we couldn't see the road. But I wadn't scared because I thought as long as daddy was drivin' nothin' could happen to us. I feel that way about mama now.  Mama has a boyfriend now. His name is Doyle Hargraves. He works construction so he makes a pretty good livin'. He still don't help mama out with any money though. He ain't no good. He's mean to her. He don't like me at all. Mama says it's because he's jealous I belong to my daddy instead of him. He stays with us all night sometimes, but he's got his own house. Somebody told me it's so he can still have other girlfriends. I like it on the nights when he ain't at our house. I'm not so nervous then.
how did your mama die?	You don't need to know all of that. You're just a boy. You need to think about good thoughts while you're still a boy. They'll be plenty of time for the other.
he never did want to. i figure he ain't changed his mind much.	How did your mama die?
how do you know?	He never did want to. I figure he ain't changed his mind much.
my mother's dead. my daddy's s'posed to be around still. he don't want to have nothin' to do with me though.	How do you know?
they still around, your folks?	My mother's dead. My daddy's s'posed to be around still. He don't want to have nothin' to do with me though.
naw. didn't have too much. enough to scrape by on, i reckon.	They still around, your folks?
this is what i call my secret place 'cause i come out here when i feel like bein' by myself. i used to come here with karen cross. she's kind of like my girlfriend, or used to be. she says she likes jerry maroney now. but i'm gonna get her back 'cause i love her. we used to come here and hold hands and talk and read books to each other with a flashlight. she didn't want to have anything to do with me in front of other people 'cause i don't have any money. well, mama and me, i mean. she seemed to like me a whole lot when we were out here though. she said she loved me, too. out here. settin' right on that stump you're on. see, her daddy's a dentist so they're rich. so's jerry maroney's daddy. he owns the ice plant. was your folks well off?	Naw. Didn't have too much. Enough to scrape by on, I reckon.
i was kindly needin' to do some tradin'. reckon they sell toothpaste?	They sell some of everything. Come on let's go. I won't tell her about you bein' in the state hospital for killin'.
aw, come on. you'll like her. she's real nice. she'll give us somethin' if we ask her to. candy or somethin'.	I was kindly needin' to do some tradin'. Reckon they sell toothpaste?
i don't want to worry your mama with company.	Aw, come on. You'll like her. She's real nice. She'll give us somethin' if we ask her to. Candy or somethin'.
wait a minute. you want to go with me? you can meet my mama.	I don't want to worry your mama with company.
all right then.	Wait a minute. You want to go with me? You can meet my mama.
well, anyhow, i was just fixin' to go see my mama down at ben's dollar store. she's workin' two till eight.	All right then.
i ain't no good at it. i just come by.	Well, anyhow, I was just fixin' to go see my mama down at Ben's Dollar Store. She's workin' two till eight.
did you want to play ball with us?	I ain't no good at it. I just come by.
you told me to come by.	Did you want to play ball with us?
yeah. what you doin' by here?	You told me to come by.
yeah it is. your name's frank.	Yeah. What you doin' by here?
hey there. i thought i heard somebody on the porch. wasn't your name karl?	Yeah it is. Your name's Frank.
i never was much count at it. i never did get picked out fer it.	Me and the Burnett twins and some boys plays down at the junior high practice field all the time. If you ever want to come by and play. We ain't no good either. Well, I'll see you later.
do you like to play football?	I never was much count at it. I never did get picked out fer it.
i reckon i feel all right.	You don't seem like you'd kill nobody.
are you well?	I reckon I feel all right.
they told me i was well. they had to turn me loose.	Are you well?
how come?	They told me I was well. They had to turn me loose.
yeah.	How come?
they let you out?	Yeah.
i killed some folks quite awhile back. they said i wadn't right in the head and they put me in there in the nervous hospital instead of puttin' me in jail.	They let you out?
why'd you live there?	I killed some folks quite awhile back. They said I wadn't right in the head and they put me in there in the nervous hospital instead of puttin' me in jail.
i did live there in the state hospital.	Why'd you live there?
don't you live somewhere?	I did live there in the state hospital.
ain't got nowhere to set 'em down.	Don't you live somewhere?
how come you're carryin' them around with you.	Ain't got nowhere to set 'em down.
different ones. one's the bible. one of 'ems a book on christmas. one of 'ems how to be a carpenter.	How come you're carryin' them around with you.
what are all them books?	Different ones. One's the Bible. One of 'ems a book on Christmas. One of 'ems how to be a carpenter.
childers.	What are all them books?
what's you last name?	Childers.
i know honey. just remember what i said, we'll bide our time. you just steer clear of him as much as you can. doyle's had a real hard life. it's just about run him crazy i think.	We've had a real hard life, too, Mama.
he's lyin' mama. he ain't gonna do better.	I know honey. Just remember what I said, we'll bide our time. You just steer clear of him as much as you can. Doyle's had a real hard life. It's just about run him crazy I think.
well, at least he's tryin'. but who knows for how long.	He's lyin' Mama. He ain't gonna do better.
i promise we're gonna get away from him. the time has to be right, that's all. i'd rather him get tired of me and leave me. then he wouldn't want to hurt me. he wouldn't care then. we'll be fine. i promise. you go to bed now.  i love you.	I love you, too, Mama.
doyle wouldn't really kill you, would he?	I promise we're gonna get away from him. The time has to be right, that's all. I'd rather him get tired of me and leave me. Then he wouldn't want to hurt me. He wouldn't care then. We'll be fine. I promise. You go to bed now.  I love you.
yeah, honey, someday everything's gonna be all right.	Doyle wouldn't really kill you, would he?
is everything gonna be all right someday? i just stay nervous all the time just about.	Yeah, honey, someday everything's gonna be all right.
huh?	Is everything gonna be all right someday? I just stay nervous all the time just about.
mama?	Huh?
i know he does.	Mama?
i bet he don't. karl likes me.	I know he does.
i guess. he went to the garage. poor thing, he's probably never seen such a crazy mess. he probably wants to go back and live in mr. cox's shop.	I bet he don't. Karl likes me.
did karl go to bed?	I guess. He went to the garage. Poor thing, he's probably never seen such a crazy mess. He probably wants to go back and live in Mr. Cox's shop.
yeah, he has to go to work in a little while. i do too.	Did Karl go to bed?
did vaughan go home?	Yeah, he has to go to work in a little while. I do too.
what are you doin' up again, frank? you need to get a little sleep.	Did Vaughan go home?
we don't need to think bad thoughts, do we mama?	No, honey, we don't.  I'll make some coffee and start cleanin' up this mess. Karl, you want some coffee, huh?
i'm fine, honey. let's just try and forget about tonight.	We don't need to think bad thoughts, do we Mama?
you all right, mama?	I'm fine, honey. Let's just try and forget about tonight.
he's no more an indian than i am though. anyhow, doyle's gonna try and tease you and be mean to you to show off to his friends. just like he does to frank and me sometimes. you just ignore it. or stay out here away from 'em if he'll let you. he's an okay guy till he gets drunk but tonight he'll get drunk. i guarantee it.	He ain't ever okay to me.
they ain't even no good. the only one can play is randy horsefeathers. he claims he's an indian. his real name's randy collins and he works at the feed mill. he can at least play guitar.	He's no more an Indian than I am though. Anyhow, Doyle's gonna try and tease you and be mean to you to show off to his friends. Just like he does to Frank and me sometimes. You just ignore it. Or stay out here away from 'em if he'll let you. He's an okay guy till he gets drunk but tonight he'll get drunk. I guarantee it.
karl, now listen, there's gonna be a party tonight here at the house. doyle's invited his music-playin' buddies over to make a bunch of racket out on the patio.	They ain't even no good. The only one can play is Randy Horsefeathers. He claims he's an Indian. His real name's Randy Collins and he works at the feed mill. He can at least play guitar.
i sure like the way he talks. it sounds like a race car motor idlin'. it makes me not be nervous.	I'm glad of it, honey.
how come karl won't eat here with us?	I don't know. He just said he'd eat out there.
maybe you and karl want to go with us?	Naw, I don't want to. Me and Karl got things we need to do.
hey karl, guess what. mama said you can stay with us. out in the garage. our car won't fit in there anyway. it's real neat.	Frank told me about your situation. And Frank loves company. You know, especially after his daddy passed and all. There ain't no sense in you stayin' in that old greasy shop.  He's mentally retarded, poor thing.
oh, that's karl. i met him at the laundrymat. karl, this is my mama. and vaughan, vaughan's the manager. he lets mama off any time she feels like it 'cause they're best friends.	Nice to meet you, Karl.
hey, mama. hey, vaughan.	Hey, sweetheart. What you up to?
flowers is pretty. i've always thought that.	Me, too.
yeah.	Flowers is pretty. I've always thought that.
a blister shore can hurt.	Yeah.
these is the worst shoes i own for walkin'. how far did you want to go?	I ain't really thought about it too much I don't reckon.
i reckon.	These is the worst shoes I own for walkin'. How far did you want to go?
you walk fast, don't you?	I reckon.
i like walkin' quite a bit from time to time.	I stay on my feet all the time at work. I just can't find shoes that's comfortable.
yes ma'am, i reckon.	Well, when you like pricing items as much as I do, I guess it's just bound to happen sooner or later.
that grass out in the yard's all growed up. i figured i might cut it fer ye.	I told you, I ain't got no boy, now get on out from here and let me be.
i ain't got no boy.	They turned me aloose from the nervous hospital. Said I was well.
i'm ye oldest boy name karl.	I ain't got no boy.
i ain't got no boy.	I'm ye oldest boy name Karl.
i'm ye boy.	I ain't got no boy.
that boy, he's my friend. he likes the way i talk and i like the way he talks.	I knew you'd do all right. Well, I just wanted to check on you. I'll say bye to Bill and get on back.
i'll be.	That boy, he's my friend. He likes the way I talk and I like the way he talks.
i told 'em about it. they know i'm well. that mizz wheatley made me some biscuits.	I'll be.
yeah.	I told 'em about it. They know I'm well. That Mizz Wheatley made me some biscuits.
my history.	Yeah.
do they know about you?	My history.
yes sir.	Do they know about you?
are you sure you're okay staying with that woman and boy?	Yes sir.
yes sir.	Well, I guess we better hit the road.
didn't you go to sleep at all, karl? you been sittin' there like that all night?	Yes sir.
yes sir.	Didn't you go to sleep at all, Karl? You been sittin' there like that all night?
karl, you up?	Yes sir.
she's talkin' about me, karl. that's my first name.	He's a-carryin' me to look fer work in Millsburg where I was borned.
no, i mean your past. about why you were in here.  i'll take you first thing in the mornin'. you have anyplace you can stay tonight at all? i just can't let you stay here. it's the rules. if something happened well, i'd be liable.	I reckon I can just walk around till the mornin'. Or set and read me a book somewhere.
i never was no good with history.	No, I mean your past. About why you were in here.  I'll take you first thing in the mornin'. You have anyplace you can stay tonight at all? I just can't let you stay here. It's the rules. If something happened well, I'd be liable.
i can't promise he'll hire you. i'll have to tell him about your history.	I never was no good with history.
i reckon.	I can't promise he'll hire you. I'll have to tell him about your history.
i know, i've seen it myself. would you give that a try?	I reckon.
i'm pretty handy i reckon on lawn mowers and whatnot.	I know, I've seen it myself. Would you give that a try?
listen, karl, the truth is i don't know where they expect you to go or what they expect you to do. if it was up to me, i'd let you stay here if that's what you wanted. i'm just doin' my job.  you follow me?  listen, i know an old boy that runs a fix-it shop deal down in millsburg. he used to go to church with me. you're good workin' on small engines and things. if i put my neck out for you with him, will you work at it if he'll hire you?	I'm pretty handy I reckon on lawn mowers and whatnot.
naw. never did know too much of nobody. not to he'p me out anyway.	Listen, Karl, the truth is I don't know where they expect you to go or what they expect you to do. If it was up to me, I'd let you stay here if that's what you wanted. I'm just doin' my job.  You follow me?  Listen, I know an old boy that runs a fix-it shop deal down in Millsburg. He used to go to church with me. You're good workin' on small engines and things. If I put my neck out for you with him, will you work at it if he'll hire you?
your daddy's still livin' down there from what you told me.  i guess he wouldn't help you any, would he? i wasn't thinking. you don't know anybody?	Naw. Never did know too much of nobody. Not to he'p me out anyway.
naw.	Your daddy's still livin' down there from what you told me.  I guess he wouldn't help you any, would he? I wasn't thinking. You don't know anybody?
well, you have to learn. it'll take some time. don't you know anybody down there to help you out?	Naw.
i reckon i don't care nothin' about bein' a free man. i don't know how to go about it.	Well, you have to learn. It'll take some time. Don't you know anybody down there to help you out?
well, you can't do that. you're a free man. you've been let out to do as you please.	I reckon I don't care nothin' about bein' a free man. I don't know how to go about it.
i want to come back and stay here.	Well, you can't do that. You're a free man. You've been let out to do as you please.
karl, what in the world are you doing here?	I want to come back and stay here.
you better go get 'em.	All right then.
i ain't got nothing but them books.	You better go get 'em.
you better go get your things.	I ain't got nothing but them books.
i reckon i'm gonna have to get used to them lookin' at me, too.	You better go get your things.
yes, i guess you are.	I reckon I'm gonna have to get used to them lookin' at me, too.
i reckon i'm gonna have to get used to looking at pretty people.	Yes, I guess you are.
we sure like havin' you.	Thank ye.  I'm just getting around to tellin' you, but I fixed your warshin' machine.
you've been real good to me, too. it ain't ever'body that'd make biscuits in the middle of the night. you and that boy has give me a good feelin'.	We sure like havin' you.
well thank you, hun. that's real good of you to say. i wouldn't know what to do without him either.	You've been real good to me, too. It ain't ever'body that'd make biscuits in the middle of the night. You and that boy has give me a good feelin'.
you're a good mama to that boy. you care for him. you work hard fer him to take care of him. you light him up in his eyes, i've seen it. he wouldn't know what to do without ye.	Well thank you, hun. That's real good of you to say. I wouldn't know what to do without him either.
yeah.	You're a good mama to that boy. You care for him. You work hard fer him to take care of him. You light him up in his eyes, I've seen it. He wouldn't know what to do without ye.
ma'am?	Yeah.
all right then. well, i'll see you later. if you see frank, tell him to come on back home. i don't get to see him all day except sundays. he can play tomorrow.	Ma'am?
he wanted to go off and play, i reckon.  you go in there and you and that doyle eat ye dinner. you don't have to worry yourself none.	All right then. Well, I'll see you later. If you see Frank, tell him to come on back home. I don't get to see him all day except Sundays. He can play tomorrow.
where'd he go? what's goin' on?	He wanted to go off and play, I reckon.  You go in there and you and that Doyle eat ye dinner. You don't have to worry yourself none.
frank, he went off, too. he ain't gonna be in there when you get indoors.	Where'd he go? What's goin' on?
well, okay. i got you some.	Frank, he went off, too. He ain't gonna be in there when you get indoors.
no ma'am. i'm a'goin' off sommers.	Well, okay. I got you some.
where are you goin', karl? didn't you want some chicken and things?	No ma'am. I'm a'goin' off sommers.
you're a hell of a boy, frank. someday you're gonna get all the good things you deserve. and karl here's gonna get some more biscuits tonight. what do you think about that?	I could shore use some. Thank ye.
karl, why don't you and melinda go take a walk. it's nice out.	All right then.
yes ma'am.  i like your garage.  i wouldn't never hurt you or your boy. i'd lay my hand on the bible and say the same thing.	I believe you. I really do.
was that you? i remember that. i was only three or four, but i always heard about it growin' up.  they say you're well?	Yes ma'am.  I like your garage.  I wouldn't never hurt you or your boy. I'd lay my hand on the Bible and say the same thing.
i killed my mother and a old boy name jesse dixon. i thought they was a-doin' wrong. i was about your boy's age. they say i'm well now from it.	Was that you? I remember that. I was only three or four, but I always heard about it growin' up.  They say you're well?
that's okay. it's not really my business. i have wondered though. why was it? was it like a nervous breakdown?	I killed my mother and a old boy name Jesse Dixon. I thought they was a-doin' wrong. I was about your boy's age. They say I'm well now from it.
hit ain't right for me to keep from tellin' you how come me to be put in the state hospital.	That's okay. It's not really my business. I have wondered though. Why was it? Was it like a nervous breakdown?
i like frank. he's a good boy. me and him's made friends.	Hit ain't right for me to keep from tellin' you how come me to be put in the state hospital.
vaughan's "friend" will be there, too. he works at the funeral home. and frank. you know frank likes you a lot. he says you make him feel calm.	I like Frank. He's a good boy. Me and him's made friends.
i wouldn't mind a havin' supper.	Vaughan's "friend" will be there, too. He works at the funeral home. And Frank. You know Frank likes you a lot. He says you make him feel calm.
it's all right.  you know i was thinkin' there's this girl that works with me. she's real heavy, but she's cute in the face. well, you know, she's slow. she's a little bit, i think. she's not retarded, just -- it don't matter, listen to me. i thought you might like to meet her. vaughan wants to have a little supper over at his house and we could invite her. would you like that?	I wouldn't mind a havin' supper.
thank ye.	It's all right.  You know I was thinkin' there's this girl that works with me. She's real heavy, but she's cute in the face. Well, you know, she's slow. She's a little bit, I think. She's not retarded, just -- it don't matter, listen to me. I thought you might like to meet her. Vaughan wants to have a little supper over at his house and we could invite her. Would you like that?
okay.	Thank ye.
mustard's good on 'em to me.	Okay.
well, set down and i'll make some biscuits and gravy.	Mustard's good on 'em to me.
yes ma'am.	Well, set down and I'll make some biscuits and gravy.
well, it is nearly breakfast time anyway. i can't go to sleep. i have to be at work in three hours. you know how it is when you just sleep an hour or two, you feel worse than if you hadn't slept at all?	Yes ma'am.
just whenever you take a notion to. i don't aim to put you out.	Well, it is nearly breakfast time anyway. I can't go to sleep. I have to be at work in three hours. You know how it is when you just sleep an hour or two, you feel worse than if you hadn't slept at all?
right now?	Just whenever you take a notion to. I don't aim to put you out.
do you reckon you can make me some biscuits?	Right now?
i'll be dog.	Do you reckon you can make me some biscuits?
two fellers was on a bridge a takin' a leak and one feller says the water was cold and the other said it was deep water. one of 'em came from arkansas, i believe.	I'll be dog.
no ma'am.	Two fellers was on a bridge a takin' a leak and one feller says the water was cold and the other said it was deep water. One of 'em came from Arkansas, I believe.
want to sit down? did you need somethin'?	No ma'am.
i didn't aim to.	Want to sit down? Did you need somethin'?
you scared me.	I didn't aim to.
tolerable, i reckon.	Karl, this is my boyfriend, Doyle. Frank, why don't you and Karl go out in the garage and fix him up a place or play a game or somethin'. Vaughan, you ready to go?
hey, vaughan. how are you, karl?	Tolerable, I reckon.
what about you, karl? do you want to stay here?	I don't reckon you have to go with women to be a daddy to a boy.  You've been real square dealin' with me. The Bible says two men ort not lay together. But I'll bet you the Good Lord wouldn't send nobody like you to Hades. Some folks calls it Hell, I call it Hades.  That boy lives inside of his own heart. Hits an awful big place. You take care of that boy.
naw, not yet.  i want ye to give this to mizz wheatley. hit ain't much, but maybe there's a little somethin' to hep out. hits what i've earned fixin' lawnmowers and whatnot fer bill cox.	What about you, Karl? Do you want to stay here?
well, sure, okay. he hasn't hurt them, has he?	Naw, not yet.  I want ye to give this to Mizz Wheatley. Hit ain't much, but maybe there's a little somethin' to hep out. Hits what I've earned fixin' lawnmowers and whatnot fer Bill Cox.
that dern doyle is in a bad way again with that drinkin' and bein' mean to folks. will you give me your word you'll do it?	Well, sure, okay. He hasn't hurt them, has he?
what's wrong? is everything okay?	That dern Doyle is in a bad way again with that drinkin' and bein' mean to folks. Will you give me your word you'll do it?
this evenin' i want you to go get mizz wheatley and that frank and have them stay with you tonight.	What's wrong? Is everything okay?
okay.	This evenin' I want you to go get Mizz Wheatley and that Frank and have them stay with you tonight.
i ain't a-stayin'. i need to ast you fer a favor.	Okay.
karl, what are you doing here? come in.	I ain't a-stayin'. I need to ast you fer a favor.
i think karl is going to be a writer or a librarian eventually. you should see all the books he has. he must read constantly.	I ain't read 'em yet except two or three of 'em. I can't understand a lot of what I try to read. My mind, hit wonders off to somethin' else when I try to read.
oh. how about before that?	Before that I was thinkin' it'd be good if I could get another three or four cans of that potted meat if you got any extry.
i was thinkin' i could use me another helpin' of these potaters.	Oh. How about before that?
that's what i thought. i hope i haven't offended you in any way. you seem like a thinker. you seem to always be in deep thought. tell me something. what are you thinking right now?	I was thinkin' I could use me another helpin' of these potaters.
i wouldn't never hurt them.	That's what I thought. I hope I haven't offended you in any way. You seem like a thinker. You seem to always be in deep thought. Tell me something. What are you thinking right now?
anyway, it's hard to live gay, that's the right way to say it, in a small town like this. i've wanted to leave many times, but my love for linda and frank and another certain person that we won't go into have kept me from it. anyway, i'm rambling. if you're going to live in the wheatly garage you need to know that it won't be easy. doyle is a monster. not just a closed minded redneck, but a monster. a dangerous person. i've told linda that one day that man is going to really hurt her or that boy. maybe even kill one of them. i see it in his eyes. i'm very in tune, maybe even psychic. doyle will make your life hell. you're a perfect target. when i first saw you i was afraid of you. not really afraid, i guess, just taken aback. but also, i felt a real sensitive feeling from you. and for some reason, frank has adopted you. much like a stray animal. i'm sorry, i didn't mean it like that. in a good way. anyway, i just want you to know what you're in for. i have a good feeling about you. you're good for frank. maybe it's that he can have an adult friend on a child's level. i'm sorry, i didn't mean it in a bad way.  there's one more thing. it's none of my business why you were in the state hospital. everyone has something in their past, maybe you tried suicide, maybe you did something -- terrible. but what i see before me is a gentle, simple man. all i want you to promise me is that you're capable of being around linda and frank. you know. you would never hurt them under any circumstances, would you?	I wouldn't never hurt them.
i've heard it said that way.	Anyway, it's hard to live gay, that's the right way to say it, in a small town like this. I've wanted to leave many times, but my love for Linda and Frank and another certain person that we won't go into have kept me from it. Anyway, I'm rambling. If you're going to live in the Wheatly garage you need to know that it won't be easy. Doyle is a monster. Not just a closed minded redneck, but a monster. A dangerous person. I've told Linda that one day that man is going to really hurt her or that boy. Maybe even kill one of them. I see it in his eyes. I'm very in tune, maybe even psychic. Doyle will make your life hell. You're a perfect target. When I first saw you I was afraid of you. Not really afraid, I guess, just taken aback. But also, I felt a real sensitive feeling from you. And for some reason, Frank has adopted you. Much like a stray animal. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. In a good way. Anyway, I just want you to know what you're in for. I have a good feeling about you. You're good for Frank. Maybe it's that he can have an adult friend on a child's level. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it in a bad way.  There's one more thing. It's none of my business why you were in the state hospital. Everyone has something in their past, maybe you tried suicide, maybe you did something -- terrible. But what I see before me is a gentle, simple man. All I want you to promise me is that you're capable of being around Linda and Frank. You know. You would never hurt them under any circumstances, would you?
well that's a very offensive way to put it. you shouldn't say that. you were taught that, weren't you?	I've heard it said that way.
not funny, ha, ha, funny queer.	Well that's a very offensive way to put it. You shouldn't say that. You were taught that, weren't you?
homosexual. i like men. sexually.	Not funny, ha, ha, funny queer.
i reckon not.	Homosexual. I like men. Sexually.
okay, karl, the reason i brought you here was to talk to you about something that is on my mind.  i guess i'll put it right out on the table. where do i start. linda and frank are very important to me. they're like family. my own family was never like family. they're horrible people. as a matter of fact i prayed every night for years that my father would die. i finally realized through a lot of therapy that i was wasting my energy on hating him. now i just don't care.  you see, you and i are a lot alike, strange as that may seem. i mean not physically or even mentally really, just well, maybe emotionally or actually the hand we've been dealt in life. we're different. people see us as being different anyway. you're -- well you have your affliction or whatever and i, well mine's not as easy to see. i'm just going to say it. i'm gay.  does that surprise you?  that i'm gay. you know what being gay is, don't you?	I reckon not.
i reckon i can stand to eat a little somethin' or 'nother at noontime tomorrow. bill cox generally gets me a box of french fried potaters. but i reckon he can lay off doin' it tomorrow.	Okay, I'll come by Mr. Cox's and get you at noon.
i mean tomorrow or the next day.	I reckon I can stand to eat a little somethin' or 'nother at noontime tomorrow. Bill Cox generally gets me a box of french fried potaters. But I reckon he can lay off doin' it tomorrow.
i done et just a little bit ago.	I mean tomorrow or the next day.
listen, before you get very used to staying here, i think you and i need to talk about a few things. can i take you to lunch?	I done et just a little bit ago.
quite a spell, i reckon.	Listen, before you get very used to staying here, I think you and I need to talk about a few things. Can I take you to lunch?
how long have you been standing here?	Quite a spell, I reckon.
naw, i ain't.	How long have you been standing here?
did you knock on the door yet?	Naw, I ain't.
that boy wants me to.	Did you knock on the door yet?
so, you're really going to stay here?	That boy wants me to.
yes sir.	So, you're really going to stay here?
do you have family here?	Not really to speak of.
i reckon mr. woolridge got me hired on to work for bill cox's outfit.	Do you have family here?
is that right?  are you going to be staying here long?	I reckon Mr. Woolridge got me hired on to work for Bill Cox's outfit.
they turned me loose from the state hospital.	Is that right?  Are you going to be staying here long?
why are you here now?	They turned me loose from the state hospital.
what's that you say?	Why are you here now?
what brings you back?	What's that you say?
i's horned and raised here up till i's twelve year old.	What brings you back?
it's been here seventeen years. did you live here before or something?	I's horned and raised here up till I's twelve year old.
naw, i don't believe you have. i don't reckon i never been in here. this store didn't used to be here.	It's been here seventeen years. Did you live here before or something?
i don't think i've ever seen you before.	Naw, I don't believe you have. I don't reckon I never been in here. This store didn't used to be here.
listen everybody, i know this may sound corny, i've had a few glasses of wine and that kind of makes me a little emotional, but i'm going to say it anyway. it just came over me in a rush. i want you all to know that i care about each and every one of you at this table.	That's very sweet of you Vaughan. We care about you, too. Don't we y'all?
vaughan, don't get pushy.	I'm sorry.
karl, maybe you and melinda might want to take a walk or something after dinner. it's a nice night.	Vaughan, don't get pushy.
good. i haven't decided yet if i'm a good cook.	Hey Karl, you know what? Melinda was voted employee of the month at the Dollar Store last February. Isn't that somethin'?
i don't think he sees you as a guy guy.	Karl is a guy guy?
what about me?	I don't think he sees you as a guy guy.
he's retarded's all. you know he's always after a father figure and lord knows doyle ain't a good one with his mean ass.	What about me?
he's been in the state hospital a long time, something must be wrong with him.	He's retarded's all. You know he's always after a father figure and Lord knows Doyle ain't a good one with his mean ass.
frank's just crazy about him. he likes the way he talks. he helped him carry home the clean laundry.	He's been in the state hospital a long time, something must be wrong with him.
are you sure it's safe to let him around that guy?	Frank's just crazy about him. He likes the way he talks. He helped him carry home the clean laundry.
he just got out of the state hospital.	I know.
frank, don't talk that way. who's that strange lookin' man behind you? did he follow you in here?	Can I help you, sir?
i thought you'd be happy to leave.	Why won't he talk to women?
no, we have to get this story.	I thought you'd be happy to leave.
let's just go, marsha.	No, we have to get this story.
do you smell shit?	Yeah.
hey, you're the one that wanted to major in journalism. anyhow, wasn't the guy something like twelve or thirteen when he did it, it was twenty-five years ago, he probably doesn't even remember it.	Do you smell shit?
in a few minutes we're gonna be in a room with a killer. that doesn't bother you?	Hey, you're the one that wanted to major in journalism. Anyhow, wasn't the guy something like twelve or thirteen when he did it, it was twenty-five years ago, he probably doesn't even remember it.
i don't know why you're so weirded out, this is not san quentin, it's just a nuthouse. most of these people don't even know where they are, they're not gonna hurt you.	In a few minutes we're gonna be in a room with a killer. That doesn't bother you?
will he be supervised?	As much as anybody else is, I guess. Y'all have a good rest of the day now.
wherever he wants to. i think he's going back to millsburg where he's from. it's just about twenty miles from here.	Will he be supervised?
where will he go?	Wherever he wants to. I think he's going back to Millsburg where he's from. It's just about twenty miles from here.
i hope the best for you, miss dwiggins, with your school and your paper and all.	Where will he go?
i didn't mean that.	I hope the best for you, Miss Dwiggins, with your school and your paper and all.
we've got some paperwork to take care of. pretty soon. don't worry, you won't run into him in the parking lot.	I didn't mean that.
is he leaving right this minute?	We've got some paperwork to take care of. Pretty soon. Don't worry, you won't run into him in the parking lot.
signs?	Homicidal signs. Oh, we're gonna change the light in here for Karl. I hope you can see to write.
he's free. his time's up. that's the rules. he's been treated and reevaluated. he doesn't show any signs any more.	Signs?
can i ask you a question? if he's so troubled, why are you letting him out? what if he does it again? it happens all the time.	He's free. His time's up. That's the rules. He's been treated and reevaluated. He doesn't show any signs any more.
it's the best you're gonna get. i'm sorry.	Can I ask you a question? If he's so troubled, why are you letting him out? What if he does it again? It happens all the time.
how am i going to conduct an interview if i can't ask him any questions?	It's the best you're gonna get. I'm sorry.
but, here's the thing. he'll only talk to you. he doesn't want you to ask him anything. and you shouldn't stare at him.	How am I going to conduct an interview if I can't ask him any questions?
that's really strange. what does it mean?	One of his Daddy's Bible lessons I imagine. Y'all pull up a chair. I'll go out and talk to him.
i don't think so. just period, i think. she told him... god gave them the ugliest creation he could think of. karl has an entire book -- a notebook. on every page it says "franklin chapter 1 verse number 1." he wrote that a few years ago after he'd learned to write. his father's name was franklin.	That's really strange. What does it mean?
before they were married?	I don't think so. Just period, I think. She told him... God gave them the ugliest creation he could think of. Karl has an entire book -- a notebook. On every page it says "Franklin Chapter 1 Verse number 1." He wrote that a few years ago after he'd learned to write. His father's name was Franklin.
his mother told him that he was their punishment. hers and his father's; from god, for having sex--	Before they were married?
i knew he slept in a toolshed.	His mother told him that he was their punishment. Hers and his father's; from God, for having sex--
you see, karl, growing up, only knew that sex was wrong and that people who did it should be killed for it. he couldn't really read but, well, neither could his mother. but, his father made sure that his mother knew what the bible said. and she made sure karl knew. you know he slept in a hole in the ground under a toolshed, right?	I knew he slept in a toolshed.
can't you talk to him? maybe talk him into it. i'm a real good interviewer. just get me in the room with him.	Melvin, go get Karl and take him down to the old classroom.
i don't know what to tell you. i'm sorry. i made myself pretty clear i thought. he probably got busy and wasn't thinking. i know how that is. i used to teach shop and eighth grade science.	Well, what do we do? We drove all the way out here.
no thank you.	The other thing is I told your boss on the phone to send a man. Karl won't talk to women.
karl's real sensitive about having his picture made. he wouldn't even be on the bulletin board for the easter collage.  melvin, would you get me a good hot cup with two sugar substitutes? you girls want some coffee?	No thank you.
well, yeah, it's for the school newspaper. but it has pictures. i mean it's a regular paper, you know.	Karl's real sensitive about having his picture made. He wouldn't even be on the bulletin board for the Easter Collage.  Melvin, would you get me a good hot cup with two sugar substitutes? You girls want some coffee?
i think there must have been a little mix up. i told your sponsor or teacher or whatever he is, there couldn't be any pictures. it's s'posed to be just a little story or article or something, isn't that right?	Well, yeah, it's for the school newspaper. But it has pictures. I mean it's a regular paper, you know.
yes sir.	I think there must have been a little mix up. I told your sponsor or teacher or whatever he is, there couldn't be any pictures. It's s'posed to be just a little story or article or something, isn't that right?
y'all have a seat. is this all of you?	Yes sir.
nice to meet you. i'm marsha dwiggins and this is theresa evans. she's here to take the pictures.	Y'all have a seat. Is this all of you?
my name's jerry woolridge.	Nice to meet you. I'm Marsha Dwiggins and this is Theresa Evans. She's here to take the pictures.
yes.	I think everybody at the store knows that already. They always talk about it. Maureen Ledbetter told a awful story about why you ain't allowed over at the First Baptist Church no more.
you mean about y'all bein' together in "that" way?	Yes.
well, a lot of people in town talk and spread cruel rumors. unfortunately, i have to keep certain parts of my life private.	You mean about y'all bein' together in "that" way?
why?	Well, a lot of people in town talk and spread cruel rumors. Unfortunately, I have to keep certain parts of my life private.
also, melinda, please don't tell anybody at the store that albert was here tonight, okay.	Why?
i once read somewhere that one quarter of all the people in the united states have at least one relative who has lived in brooklyn at one time or another.	No wonder it's such a screwed-up place.
like me, too.	I once read somewhere that one quarter of all the people in the United States have at least one relative who has lived in Brooklyn at one time or another.
and what are you, his chaperone?	Actually, I'm his father.
three's a crowd. yes, i'm aware of that. but i have to keep an eye on mr. benjamin wherever he goes. to make sure he doesn't get himself into trouble.	And what are you, his chaperone?
ah-hah, i see. a cozy dinner. but aren't threesomes a little awkward? how does the phrase go--	Three's a crowd. Yes, I'm aware of that. But I have to keep an eye on Mr. Benjamin wherever he goes. To make sure he doesn't get himself into trouble.
i wouldn't actually call it a party. it's more along the lines of a dinner in celebration of my birthday.  the guest list is quite restricted. so far, there's mr. benjamin and myself. if you accept, that would make three of us.	Ah-hah, I see. A cozy dinner. But aren't threesomes a little awkward? How does the phrase go--
and how many people will be attending this birthday party?	I wouldn't actually call it a party. It's more along the lines of a dinner in celebration of my birthday.  The guest list is quite restricted. So far, there's Mr. Benjamin and myself. If you accept, that would make three of us.
it's my birthday.	And how many people will be attending this birthday party?
and what's the occasion of this celebration?	It's my birthday.
good. then may i have the honor of extending an invitation to you?	An invitation?
no! at least i don't think i am!	Good. Then may I have the honor of extending an invitation to you?
perhaps i should rephrase the question. what i mean to say is, are you married or seriously involved with a significant other?	No! At least I don't think I am!
what!	Perhaps I should rephrase the question. What I mean to say is, are you married or seriously involved with a significant other?
it's coming along. at the rate he's going, he'll have a story finished by the end of the summer.	Wonderful. When your next book is published, maybe you could come into the store and do a signing. I'm sure we could get a lot of people to show up.
okay. i'll read it tonight and call you tomorrow.  it doesn't seem to be too long.	Forty-one pages.
uh ... actually, it might be better if you read the story first. call me when you're finished, okay?	Okay. I'll read it tonight and call you tomorrow.  It doesn't seem to be too long.
i get off for lunch in ten minutes. can i treat you to a hamburger?	Uh ... actually, it might be better if you read the story first. Call me when you're finished, okay?
good. i hope you like it. it was a long time in coming.	I get off for lunch in ten minutes. Can I treat you to a hamburger?
i'd love to.	Good. I hope you like it. It was a long time in coming.
i finished my story. i thought you might want to take a look at it.	I'd love to.
yeah, well, i've sort of been out of commission.  how's melville?	Almost done. A week or ten days, and I'll be there.
it's been a while. i thought maybe you'd be in touch.	Yeah, well, I've sort of been out of commission.  How's Melville?
i'll tell you all about it...  ... but not here.	It's been a while. I thought maybe you'd be in touch.
what happened?	I'll tell you all about it...  ... but not here.
it looks worse than it is. i'm okay.	What happened?
jesus, what happened to you?	It looks worse than it is. I'm okay.
not an easy book.	Which explains why this hasn't been the easiest summer of my life.
that's the subject of my last chapter.	Not an easy book.
melville, huh?  it's been a while.	That's the subject of my last chapter.
of course i fool around. but not so much when it comes to my work, it's true.  have you ever read pierre, or the ambiguities?	Melville, huh?  It's been a while.
wow. you don't fool around, do you?	Of course I fool around. But not so much when it comes to my work, it's true.  Have you ever read Pierre, or the Ambiguities?
visions of utopia in nineteenth-century american fiction.	Wow. You don't fool around, do you?
what else. of course, what else? and what are you writing about for your thesis?	Visions of Utopia in Nineteenth-Century American Fiction.
american literature. what else?	What else. Of course, what else? And what are you writing about for your thesis?
your dissertation? what subject do you study?	American literature. What else?
it's just a summer job. something to help pay the bills while i finish my dissertation.	Your dissertation? What subject do you study?
and the bookstore? have you been working there long?	It's just a summer job. Something to help pay the bills while I finish my dissertation.
muncie, indiana. he and my mother met as students. but i'm from brooklyn. my sisters and i were all born and bred right here.	Just like me.
and your father? is he from new york?	Muncie, Indiana. He and my mother met as students. But I'm from Brooklyn. My sisters and I were all born and bred right here.
until she was twelve. she moved here in 'forty-nine.	And your father? Is he from New York?
so your mother grew up in shanghai?	Until she was twelve. She moved here in 'forty-nine.
i confess.	I keep waiting for the next novel to come out. Anything in the works?
i thought i recognized you. you're paul benjamin the writer, aren't you?	I confess.
better make it charge.	I thought I recognized you. You're Paul Benjamin the writer, aren't you?
will that be cash or charge?	Better make it charge.
uh, sure, sol. anything you say. instead of saying, "one corned beef sandwich," and then, "another corned beef sandwich," i'll say, "two corned beef sandwiches."	Thanks. I knew you'd understand.
it's simpler, that's what. it makes things go faster.	Uh, sure, Sol. Anything you say. Instead of saying, "One corned beef sandwich," and then, "Another corned beef sandwich," I'll say, "Two corned beef sandwiches."
what's the difference?	It's simpler, that's what. It makes things go faster.
next time, when you want two corned beef sandwiches, say, "two corned beef sandwiches." when you want two ginger ales, say, "two ginger ales."	What's the difference?
what's that, sol?	Next time, when you want two corned beef sandwiches, say, "Two corned beef sandwiches." When you want two ginger ales, say, "Two ginger ales."
do me a favor, will you?	What's that, Sol?
for me?  i'll have the same thing.	Do me a favor, will you?
what about for you?	For me?  I'll have the same thing.
huh?	What about for you?
and what about for you?	Huh?
uh...  my friend over here would like a corned beef on rye and a ginger ale.	And what about for you?
what'll it be, auggie?	Uh...  My friend over here would like a corned beef on rye and a ginger ale.
shit. if you can't share your secrets with your friends, what kind of friend are you?	Exactly. Life just wouldn't be worth living, would it?
i mean, it's a good story.	Shit. If you can't share your secrets with your friends, what kind of friend are you?
what do you mean?	I mean, it's a good story.
yes, i suppose i do.	What do you mean?
and now you've got your christmas story, don't you?	Yes, I suppose I do.
i wouldn't say that. but at least you've put the camera to good use.	And now you've got your Christmas story, don't you?
anything for art, eh, paul?	I wouldn't say that. But at least you've put the camera to good use.
you made her happy. and the camera was stolen anyway. it's not as if the person you took it from really owned it.	Anything for art, eh, Paul?
i lied to her, and then i stole from her. i don't see how you can call that a good deed.	You made her happy. And the camera was stolen anyway. It's not as if the person you took it from really owned it.
it was a good deed, auggie. it was a nice thing you did for her.	I lied to her, and then I stole from her. I don't see how you can call that a good deed.
i guess so. i never thought of it that way.	It was a good deed, Auggie. It was a nice thing you did for her.
which means that she spent her last christmas with you.	I guess so. I never thought of it that way.
yeah, probably.	Which means that she spent her last Christmas with you.
she probably died.	Yeah, probably.
once, about three or four months later. i felt so bad about stealing the camera, i hadn't even used it yet. i finally made up my mind to return it, but granny ethel wasn't there anymore. someone else had moved into the apartment, and he couldn't tell me where she was.	She probably died.
did you ever go back to see her?	Once, about three or four months later. I felt so bad about stealing the camera, I hadn't even used it yet. I finally made up my mind to return it, but Granny Ethel wasn't there anymore. Someone else had moved into the apartment, and he couldn't tell me where she was.
every word.	Okay.  So this is the story of how it happened.  Okay.  It was the summer of 'seventy-six, back when I first started working for Vinnie. The summer of the bicentennial.  A kid came in one morning and started stealing things from the store. He's standing by the rack of paperbacks near the front window stuffing skin magazines under his shirt. It was crowded around the counter just then, so I didn't see him at first....
okay.  you remember how you once asked me how i started taking pictures? well, this is the story of how i got my first camera. as a matter of fact, it's the only camera i've ever had. are you following me so far?	Every word.
i'm all ears.	Okay.  You remember how you once asked me how I started taking pictures? Well, this is the story of how I got my first camera. As a matter of fact, it's the only camera I've ever had. Are you following me so far?
ready. any time you are.	I'm all ears.
so. are we ready?	Ready. Any time you are.
i have to pee.  if the waiter comes, order me a corned beef on rye and a ginger ale, okay?	You got it.
it doesn't have to be true. it just has to be good.	Take over the register while I'm gone, okay, Jimmy?
good? of course. are you kidding?  i'll tell you what. buy me lunch, my friend, and i'll tell you the best christmas story you ever heard. how's that? and i guarantee every word of it is true.	It doesn't have to be true. It just has to be good.
anything good?	Good? Of course. Are you kidding?  I'll tell you what. Buy me lunch, my friend, and I'll tell you the best Christmas story you ever heard. How's that? And I guarantee every word of it is true.
christmas stories? sure, i know a ton of 'em.	Anything good?
yeah, great. the problem is, i have four days to come up with something, and i don't have a single idea.  you know anything about christmas stories?	Christmas stories? Sure, I know a ton of 'em.
that's a feather in your cap, man. the paper of record.	Yeah, great. The problem is, I have four days to come up with something, and I don't have a single idea.  You know anything about Christmas stories?
fine.  or it was until a couple of days ago. a guy from the new york times called and asked me to write a christmas story. they want to publish it on christmas day.	That's a feather in your cap, man. The paper of record.
ah-hah.	Fine.  Or it was until a couple of days ago. A guy from The New York Times called and asked me to write a Christmas story. They want to publish it on Christmas Day.
yeah, i know, but i'm trying to cut down.  somebody's worried about my health.	Ah-hah.
you usually get two.	Yeah, I know, but I'm trying to cut down.  Somebody's worried about my health.
uh, better make it one.	You usually get two.
two, right?	Uh, better make it one.
hi, auggie.	Two, right?
hey, man, how's it going?	Hi, Auggie.
it's not a long drive. an hour, an hour and a half. we'll be back in time for dinner.	We'd better be. I haven't spent a night out of Brooklyn in fourteen years, and I'm not about to break my record now. Besides, I've got to be on my corner at eight sharp tomorrow morning.
it's tommy's. the sucker owed me a favor.	It's not a long drive. An hour, an hour and a half. We'll be back in time for dinner.
nice machine, auggie. where'd you find it?	It's Tommy's. The sucker owed me a favor.
nothing much. he said his socks and underpants were dirty, and would we mind driving up with his things.  fucking kids, huh? they take you for granted every time.	Nice machine, Auggie. Where'd you find it?
so what did he say when he called?	Nothing much. He said his socks and underpants were dirty, and would we mind driving up with his things.  Fucking kids, huh? They take you for granted every time.
that could be a good sign, though. it could mean that he got away.	Or didn't.  There's no way of knowing, is there?
i spoke to his aunt a couple of days ago, but she hasn't heard from him either. it's beginning to get a little scary.	That could be a good sign, though. It could mean that he got away.
not a peep.	I spoke to his aunt a couple of days ago, but she hasn't heard from him either. It's beginning to get a little scary.
you haven't heard from rashid, have you?	Not a peep.
fuckus my assus. they did some number on you.	For once in my life I managed to keep my mouth shut. There's something to be said for that, I suppose.
no. the ... uh ... the bobbsey twins lit out when they heard the sirens. but at least they stopped playing that marimba duet on my skull.  assaultus interruptus.	Fuckus my assus. They did some number on you.
cops? you mean they nabbed those cruds?	No. The ... uh ... the Bobbsey Twins lit out when they heard the sirens. But at least they stopped playing that marimba duet on my skull.  Assaultus interruptus.
it could have been worse. if the cops hadn't come, i might not be standing here now.	Cops? You mean they nabbed those cruds?
it's written all over you like a neon sign. now say something nice to rashid to make him feel better.	Fuck you, kid.
you're right. i just wasn't sure you knew.	It's written all over you like a neon sign. Now say something nice to Rashid to make him feel better.
no, he's not. you are.	You're right. I just wasn't sure you knew.
he's crazy.	No, he's not. You are.
don't be an ass, auggie. he's trying to make it up to you, can't you see that?	He's crazy.
he's got something to tell you, auggie.	If he's got something to tell me, why don't he tell it to me himself?
yeah, well, i'm sorry too.  it took me three years to save up those five thousand bucks, and now i'm broke. i can't hardly pay for this beer. not to speak of having my credibility destroyed. do you understand what i'm saying? my credibility. so yeah, i'm sorry, too. about as sorry as i've ever been in my whole fucking life.	He's got something to tell you, Auggie.
the kid's sorry, auggie.	Yeah, well, I'm sorry too.  It took me three years to save up those five thousand bucks, and now I'm broke. I can't hardly pay for this beer. Not to speak of having my credibility destroyed. Do you understand what I'm saying? My credibility. So yeah, I'm sorry, too. About as sorry as I've ever been in my whole fucking life.
i'm thinking about the kid. i'm sure he'd do a good job for you.	Hey, kid. You interested in a job? I just got word from your employment agency that you're looking for a position in retail sales.
help? hmm. it's possible. what did you have in mind?	I'm thinking about the kid. I'm sure he'd do a good job for you.
hey, auggie, i've just been thinking. you wouldn't need some help around the store, would you? some summer help while vinnie's gone?	Help? Hmm. It's possible. What did you have in mind?
it's his birthday so we decided to whoop it up a little.	How old, kid?
so, what brings you to a dive like this?	It's his birthday so we decided to whoop it up a little.
hey, man, good to see you.	This is April Lee, Auggie. April, say hello to Auggie Wren.
yeah. there she is. she's in quite a few from that year. she must have been on her way to work.	It's Ellen. Look at her. Look at my sweet darling.
slow down, huh?	Yeah, that's what I'd recommend. You know how it is. Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, time creeps on its petty pace.
they're all the same, but each one is different from every other one. you've got your bright mornings and your dark mornings. you've got your summer light and your autumn light. you've got your weekdays and your weekends. you've got your people in overcoats and galoshes, and you've got your people in shorts and t-shirts. sometimes the same people, sometimes different ones. and sometimes the different ones become the same, and the same ones disappear. the earth revolves around the sun, and every day the light from the sun hits the earth at a different angle.	Slow down, huh?
but they're all the same.	They're all the same, but each one is different from every other one. You've got your bright mornings and your dark mornings. You've got your summer light and your autumn light. You've got your weekdays and your weekends. You've got your people in overcoats and galoshes, and you've got your people in shorts and T-shirts. Sometimes the same people, sometimes different ones. And sometimes the different ones become the same, and the same ones disappear. The earth revolves around the sun, and every day the light from the sun hits the earth at a different angle.
i mean, you're going too fast. you're hardly even looking at the pictures.	But they're all the same.
what do you mean?	I mean, you're going too fast. You're hardly even looking at the pictures.
you'll never get it if you don't slow down, my friend.	What do you mean?
it's kind of overwhelming.	You'll never get it if you don't slow down, my friend.
i don't know, it just came to me. it's my corner, after all. it's just one little part of the world, but things happen there, too, just like everywhere else. it's a record of my little spot.	It's kind of overwhelming.
amazing.  i'm not sure i get it, though. i mean, how did you ever come up with the idea to do this ... this project?	I don't know, it just came to me. It's my corner, after all. It's just one little part of the world, but things happen there, too, just like everywhere else. It's a record of my little spot.
it's my project. what you'd call my life's work.	Amazing.  I'm not sure I get it, though. I mean, how did you ever come up with the idea to do this ... this project?
i've never seen anything like it.	It's my project. What you'd call my life's work.
that's right. more than four thousand pictures of the same place. the corner of 3rd street and seventh avenue at eight o'clock in the morning. four thousand straight days in all kinds of weather.  that's why i can never take a vacation. i've got to be in my spot every morning. every morning in the same spot at the same time.	I've never seen anything like it.
they're all the same.	That's right. More than four thousand pictures of the same place. The corner of 3rd Street and Seventh Avenue at eight o'clock in the morning. Four thousand straight days in all kinds of weather.  That's why I can never take a vacation. I've got to be in my spot every morning. Every morning in the same spot at the same time.
it can be arranged. seeing as how i've read your books. i don't see why i shouldn't share my pictures with you.  it would be an honor.	They're all the same.
i'd like to see your pictures some day.	It can be arranged. Seeing as how I've read your books. I don't see why I shouldn't share my pictures with you.  It would be an honor.
well, let's not exaggerate. i take pictures. you line up what you want in the viewfinder and click the shutter. no need to mess around with all that artisto crap.	I'd like to see your pictures some day.
a photographer ...	Well, let's not exaggerate. I take pictures. You line up what you want in the viewfinder and click the shutter. No need to mess around with all that artisto crap.
taking pictures?  it's a long story. i'd need two or three drinks to get through that one.	A photographer ...
how'd you get started?	Taking pictures?  It's a long story. I'd need two or three drinks to get through that one.
that's what people see, but that ain't necessarily what i am.	How'd you get started?
so you're not just some guy who pushes coins across a counter.	That's what people see, but that ain't necessarily what I am.
i guess you could call it a hobby. it doesn't take me more than about five minutes a day to do it, but i do it every day. rain or shine, sleet or snow. sort of like the postman.  sometimes it feels like my hobby is my real job, and my job is just a way to support my hobby.	So you're not just some guy who pushes coins across a counter.
i didn't know you took pictures.	I guess you could call it a hobby. It doesn't take me more than about five minutes a day to do it, but I do it every day. Rain or shine, sleet or snow. Sort of like the postman.  Sometimes it feels like my hobby is my real job, and my job is just a way to support my hobby.
it's mine all right. i've owned that little sucker for a long time.	I didn't know you took pictures.
it's yours?	It's mine all right. I've owned that little sucker for a long time.
yeah, i did.	It's yours?
looks like someone forgot a camera.	Yeah, I did.
no problem. it's not as though i'm rushing off to the opera or anything.	Looks like someone forgot a camera.
do you think i could buy some before you leave?	No problem. It's not as though I'm rushing off to the opera or anything.
you run out of schimmelpennincks?	Do you think I could buy some before you leave?
are you closed?	You run out of Schimmelpennincks?
seven eighty-five out of twenty.  take care of yourself now, and don't do anything i wouldn't do.	I wouldn't think of it.  See you around, fellas.
the queen of england?	Not Elizabeth the Second, Elizabeth the First.  Did you ever hear of Sir Walter Raleigh?
definitely.  i suppose it all goes back to queen elizabeth.	The Queen of England?
the boys and i were just having a philosophical discussion about women and cigars. some interesting connections there, don't you think?	Definitely.  I suppose it all goes back to Queen Elizabeth.
two tins of schimmelpennincks. and throw in a lighter while you're at it.	The boys and I were just having a philosophical discussion about women and cigars. Some interesting connections there, don't you think?
hey, man. good to see you. what'll it be today?	Two tins of Schimmelpennincks. And throw in a lighter while you're at it.
hey, auggie. how's it going?	Hey, man. Good to see you. What'll it be today?
there's just one thing i want to know.	Anything, Auggie. Just name it.
i'm sorry, baby. i can't help it.	There's just one thing I want to know.
fuck this angel shit. just take the dough, ruby. but no bawling, okay? i can't stand people who blubber.	I'm sorry, baby. I can't help it.
i can't believe it. oh god, i can't believe it.  you're an angel, auggie. an angel from heaven.	Fuck this angel shit. Just take the dough, Ruby. But no bawling, okay? I can't stand people who blubber.
for keeps.	I can't believe it. Oh God, I can't believe it.  You're an angel, Auggie. An angel from heaven.
for keeps?	For keeps.
it's all yours, baby.	For keeps?
and you're giving it to me?	It's all yours, baby.
five thousand bucks.	And you're giving it to me?
jesus god, auggie. there's money in here.	Five thousand bucks.
why don't you open it and find out?	Jesus God, Auggie. There's money in here.
what's this?	Why don't you open it and find out?
no, bully for you.	What's this?
bully for you.	No, bully for you.
remember that business venture i was telling you about? well, my tugboat came in. i'm flush.	Bully for you.
are you calling me a liar? i'm telling you i'm broke. i don't even have insurance on my goddamned car.	Remember that business venture I was telling you about? Well, my tugboat came in. I'm flush.
no you're not.	Are you calling me a liar? I'm telling you I'm broke. I don't even have insurance on my goddamned car.
i'd never be able to talk her into it. and even if i could, those things cost money. and that's just what i don't have. i'm flat out dead broke.	No you're not.
not if you got her into one of those rehab programs.	I'd never be able to talk her into it. And even if I could, those things cost money. And that's just what I don't have. I'm flat out dead broke.
dream on, auggie. she'll be lucky to make it to her nineteenth birthday.	Not if you got her into one of those rehab programs.
she's just a kid. there's time for more babies later. after she grows up.	Dream on, Auggie. She'll be lucky to make it to her nineteenth birthday.
yeah? and what else am i supposed to do? there's no baby anymore, and if she wants to throw away her life, that's her business.	She's just a kid. There's time for more babies later. After she grows up.
still, you can't just write her off.	Yeah? And what else am I supposed to do? There's no baby anymore, and if she wants to throw away her life, that's her business.
i don't have much choice, do i? it's pretty clear she doesn't want me around.	Still, you can't just write her off.
so you're just going to give up and go home?	I don't have much choice, do I? It's pretty clear she doesn't want me around.
jesus christ. this is all i need.	You told me you wanted to meet him. Well,here he is.
cut it out. just cut it out, okay? it's starting to get on my nerves.	When I told her I was going to bring her father, she kind of melted. It's the first time Felicity's talked nice to me since she left home. She's dying to meet you, Auggie.
she looks just like you.	Cut it out. Just cut it out, okay? It's starting to get on my nerves.
and what's that supposed to mean?	She looks just like you.
wait till you see her, auggie.	And what's that supposed to mean?
look, i'm not saying you don't have a daughter. it's just that she's not my daughter.	Wait till you see her, Auggie.
that i wasn't bullshitting you, sweetheart. at least you'll know i've been telling the truth.	Look, I'm not saying you don't have a daughter. It's just that she's not my daughter.
yeah, like what?	That I wasn't bullshitting you, sweetheart. At least you'll know I've been telling the truth.
relax, okay? you don't have to do anything. just go in there and pretend. it won't kill you to do a little favor like that. besides, you might even learn something.	Yeah, like what?
i think you'd better stop the car and let me out.	Relax, okay? You don't have to do anything. Just go in there and pretend. It won't kill you to do a little favor like that. Besides, you might even learn something.
it was the only way, auggie. otherwise, she wasn't going to let me see her.	I think you'd better stop the car and let me out.
you what?	It was the only way, Auggie. Otherwise, she wasn't going to let me see her.
i told her she was going to meet her father.	You what?
dammit, auggie, don't ask so many questions. just get in the car.	I told her she was going to meet her father.
where to?	Dammit, Auggie, don't ask so many questions. Just get in the car.
just get in and shut up. i'm not asking you to do anything. i just need you to come with me.	Where to?
you don't give up, do you?	Just get in and shut up. I'm not asking you to do anything. I just need you to come with me.
get in, auggie. i've got something to show you.	You don't give up, do you?
you're a cold-hearted bastard, aren't you? how'd you ever get so mean, auggie?	I know you think I'm lying to you, but I'm not. Every word I told you is the God's honest truth.
nice try, old girl. i'd like to help you out. you know, for old time's sake. but all my spare cash is tied up in a business venture, and i haven't collected my profits yet. too bad. you caught me at the wrong time.	You're a cold-hearted bastard, aren't you? How'd you ever get so mean, Auggie?
i thought i could handle it. i didn't want to bug you. i thought i could handle it on my own, but i couldn't. she's in real bad, auggie.	Nice try, old girl. I'd like to help you out. You know, for old time's sake. But all my spare cash is tied up in a business venture, and I haven't collected my profits yet. Too bad. You caught me at the wrong time.
fifteen years ago?  it won't wash, pumpkin. no mother waits fifteen years to tell a man he's a father. i wasn't born yesterday, you know.	I thought I could handle it. I didn't want to bug you. I thought I could handle it on my own, but I couldn't. She's in real bad, Auggie.
who the hell knows?  he dropped out of sight fifteen years ago.	Fifteen years ago?  It won't wash, pumpkin. No mother waits fifteen years to tell a man he's a father. I wasn't born yesterday, you know.
good old frank. and how is fat mr. grease monkey these days?	Who the hell knows?  He dropped out of sight fifteen years ago.
then why do you think i married frank? i was already pregnant, and i didn't have much time. say what you like, but at least he gave my kid a name.	Good old Frank. And how is fat Mr. Grease Monkey these days?
you're conning me, sweetheart. i ain't responsible for no baby.	Then why do you think I married Frank? I was already pregnant, and I didn't have much time. Say what you like, but at least he gave my kid a name.
and that's how felicity came into the picture. during one of those two seconds.	You're conning me, sweetheart. I ain't responsible for no baby.
a couple of moments, i'll grant you that. a second or two snatched from the jaws of eternity.	And that's how Felicity came into the picture. During one of those two seconds.
it fizzled, baby. that's the way it goes. but we had our times, didn't we? it wasn't all bad.	A couple of moments, I'll grant you that. A second or two snatched from the jaws of eternity.
you weren't so lukewarm yourself. at least at first.	It fizzled, baby. That's the way it goes. But we had our times, didn't we? It wasn't all bad.
it was over with bill before you ever came home. maybe you don't remember it now, but you were pretty hot to see me back then.	You weren't so lukewarm yourself. At least at first.
yeah, well, i lost my pen. by the time i got a new one, i was clean out of paper.	It was over with Bill before you ever came home. Maybe you don't remember it now, but you were pretty hot to see me back then.
you didn't write to me for more than a year. what was i supposed to think?	Yeah, well, I lost my pen. By the time I got a new one, I was clean out of paper.
that's what you told me when i shoplifted that necklace for you. you remember, baby, don't you? the judge gave me a choice: either go to the can or enlist. so, instead of going to college, i wind up in the navy for four years, i watch men lose their arms and legs, i nearly get my head blown off, and you, sweet ruby mcnutt, you run off and marry that asshole, bill.	You didn't write to me for more than a year. What was I supposed to think?
why would i lie to you, auggie? you think it was easy to come here and walk into this place? why would i do it if i didn't have to?	That's what you told me when I shoplifted that necklace for you. You remember, baby, don't you? The judge gave me a choice: either go to the can or enlist. So, instead of going to college, I wind up in the navy for four years, I watch men lose their arms and legs, I nearly get my head blown off, and you, sweet Ruby McNutt, you run off and marry that asshole, Bill.
you've suckered me before, darling, remember? why should i believe you now?	Why would I lie to you, Auggie? You think it was easy to come here and walk into this place? Why would I do it if I didn't have to?
i don't know who else to turn to, auggie.	You've suckered me before, darling, remember? Why should I believe you now?
i know what it means. that still don't make it a good name.	I don't know who else to turn to, Auggie.
it means "happiness."	I know what it means. That still don't make it a good name.
stop it, already. just stop all this crap right now.  was that your idea to call her felicity?	It means "happiness."
her name is felicity, and she just turned eighteen.  she ran away from pittsburgh last year, and now she's living in some shit-hole here in brooklyn with a guy named chico. strung out on crack, four months pregnant.  i can't bear to think about that baby. our grandchild, auggie. just think of it. our grandchild.	Stop it, already. Just stop all this crap right now.  Was that your idea to call her Felicity?
our daughter? is that what you said? our daughter? i mean, you might have a daughter, but i sure as hell don't. and even if i did -- which i don't -- she wouldn't be our daughter.	Her name is Felicity, and she just turned eighteen.  She ran away from Pittsburgh last year, and now she's living in some shit-hole here in Brooklyn with a guy named Chico. Strung out on crack, four months pregnant.  I can't bear to think about that baby. Our grandchild, Auggie. Just think of it. Our grandchild.
don't rush me, okay? you're jumping to conclusions before i've even said anything.  and besides, it's not for me.  it's for our daughter.	Our daughter? Is that what you said? Our daughter? I mean, you might have a daughter, but I sure as hell don't. And even if I did -- which I don't -- she wouldn't be our daughter.
help, huh? and i don't suppose this help has anything to do with money, does it?	Don't rush me, okay? You're jumping to conclusions before I've even said anything.  And besides, it's not for me.  It's for our daughter.
like what you're doing. i'm not going to eat you up.  i need your help, and if you keep staring at me like that. i might start screaming.	Help, huh? And I don't suppose this help has anything to do with money, does it?
like what?	Like what you're doing. I'm not going to eat you up.  I need your help, and if you keep staring at me like that. I might start screaming.
don't look at me like that. auggie. it gives me the creeps.	Like what?
all right, sugar, what's on your mind?	Don't look at me like that. Auggie. It gives me the creeps.
this is private, auggie. just between you and i.	You heard her, pipsqueak. The lady and I have private business to discuss. Go outside and stand in front of the door. If anyone tries to come in, tell 'em we're closed. You got that?
talk away, lady of my dreams. i'm all ears.	This is private, Auggie. Just between you and I.
i've got something to talk to you about, and the least you can do is listen. you owe me that much. i drove all the way from pittsburgh to see you, and i'm not going until you've heard me out.	Talk away, lady of my dreams. I'm all ears.
at least i've stayed true to myself. which is more than i can say about some people.	I've got something to talk to you about, and the least you can do is listen. You owe me that much. I drove all the way from Pittsburgh to see you, and I'm not going until you've heard me out.
you always were a son-of-a-bitch, weren't you? a little weasel with a quick, dirty mouth.	At least I've stayed true to myself. Which is more than I can say about some people.
and you think it looks better to go around dressed up like captain hook?	You always were a son-of-a-bitch, weren't you? A little weasel with a quick, dirty mouth.
i don't want to talk about it.  if you really want to know. i lost it. and i'm not sorry i did. that eye was cursed, auggie, and it never gave me nothing but grief.	And you think it looks better to go around dressed up like Captain Hook?
no i'm not. i look like shit. and so do you, ruby. you look just awful.  what's with the patch, anyway? what'd you do with that old blue marble -- hock it for a bottle of gin?	I don't want to talk about it.  If you really want to know. I lost it. And I'm not sorry I did. That eye was cursed, Auggie, and it never gave me nothing but grief.
you're looking good, auggie.	No I'm not. I look like shit. And so do you, Ruby. You look just awful.  What's with the patch, anyway? What'd you do with that old blue marble -- hock it for a bottle of gin?
is that all? i thought it was about three hundred.	You're looking good, Auggie.
eighteen and a half years.	Is that all? I thought it was about three hundred.
christ, ruby, it's been so long. i figured you were dead.	Eighteen and a half years.
i've got to get moving. terry will bust my chops if i'm late. see you in september, auggie.	Okay, my man. Love to the wife and kids, et cetera, et cetera. Drop me a postcard if you can remember the address.
they come in, they go out. i've got it planned to the last detail.	I've got to get moving. Terry will bust my chops if I'm late. See you in September, Auggie.
suit yourself. but don't keep the boxes around here long.	They come in, they go out. I've got it planned to the last detail.
it's the law that's buying. that's what's so beautiful about it. i mean, when was the last time you heard of a judge sending himself to jail?	Suit yourself. But don't keep the boxes around here long.
no thanks. i don't care what you do, but just make sure you don't get caught, okay? the last i heard, it was still illegal to sell cuban cigars in this country.	It's the law that's buying. That's what's so beautiful about it. I mean, when was the last time you heard of a judge sending himself to jail?
it's all set. my guy in miami said he'd have them within the next few weeks.  are you sure you don't want to go in with me? five thousand dollars outlay, a guaranteed ten-thousand-dollar return. a consortium of court street lawyers and judges. they're just drooling to get their lips around some genuine cuban cigars.	No thanks. I don't care what you do, but just make sure you don't get caught, okay? The last I heard, it was still illegal to sell Cuban cigars in this country.
speaking of which, are you still going ahead with that deal on the montecristos?	It's all set. My guy in Miami said he'd have them within the next few weeks.  Are you sure you don't want to go in with me? Five thousand dollars outlay, a guaranteed ten-thousand-dollar return. A consortium of Court Street lawyers and judges. They're just drooling to get their lips around some genuine Cuban cigars.
tobacco today, sex tomorrow. in three or four years, it'll probably be against the law to smile at strangers.	Speaking of which, are you still going ahead with that deal on the Montecristos?
they catch you smoking tobacco, they'll stand you up against a wall and shoot you.	Tobacco today, sex tomorrow. In three or four years, it'll probably be against the law to smile at strangers.
enjoy it while you can, vin. pretty soon, they're going to legislate us out of business anyway.	They catch you smoking tobacco, they'll stand you up against a wall and shoot you.
i should stop smoking these damn things is what i should do. the fuckers are going to kill me one day.	Enjoy it while you can, Vin. Pretty soon, they're going to legislate us out of business anyway.
i try not to, anyway. it's better for your health. i mean, look at you, vincent. you're the guy with the wife and three kids and the ranch house on long island. you're the guy with the white shoes and the white caddy and the white shag carpet. but you've had two heart attacks, and i'm still waiting for my first.	I should stop smoking these damn things is what I should do. The fuckers are going to kill me one day.
you don't take anything seriously, do you?	I try not to, anyway. It's better for your health. I mean, look at you, Vincent. You're the guy with the wife and three kids and the ranch house on Long Island. You're the guy with the white shoes and the white Caddy and the white shag carpet. But you've had two heart attacks, and I'm still waiting for my first.
she made a play for me after i got back, but her glass eye kept interfering with my concentration. every time we got into a clinch, i'd start thinking about that hole in her head, that empty socket with the glass eye in it. an eye that couldn't see, an eye that couldn't shed any tears. the minute i started thinking about it, mr. johnson would get all soft and small. and i can't see getting married if mr. johnson isn't going to be in tiptop shape.	You don't take anything seriously, do you?
lovely.	She made a play for me after I got back, but her glass eye kept interfering with my concentration. Every time we got into a clinch, I'd start thinking about that hole in her head, that empty socket with the glass eye in it. An eye that couldn't see, an eye that couldn't shed any tears. The minute I started thinking about it, Mr. Johnson would get all soft and small. And I can't see getting married if Mr. Johnson isn't going to be in tiptop shape.
she upped and married some other cat after i joined the navy. by the time i got my discharge, though, she was divorced. her husband poked out her eye in a domestic quarrel.	Lovely.
sounds like another one of your stories to me.	She upped and married some other cat after I joined the navy. By the time I got my discharge, though, she was divorced. Her husband poked out her eye in a domestic quarrel.
ruby mcnutt. my one true love.	Sounds like another one of your stories to me.
yeah, i know. to that girl who moved to pittsburgh.	Ruby McNutt. My one true love.
i almost got married once.	Yeah, I know. To that girl who moved to Pittsburgh.
shit. you should have been married to someone by now. you know, settled down somewhere with a kid or two, a nice steady job.	I almost got married once.
i don't know.  maybe because i love you so much, boss.	Shit. You should have been married to someone by now. You know, settled down somewhere with a kid or two, a nice steady job.
it's pretty crazy, don't you think? i mean, a smart guy like you. what do you want to hang on to a dead-end job like this for?	I don't know.  Maybe because I love you so much, boss.
i don't know. thirteen, fourteen years. something like that.	It's pretty crazy, don't you think? I mean, a smart guy like you. What do you want to hang on to a dead-end job like this for?
how long you been working for me, auggie?	I don't know. Thirteen, fourteen years. Something like that.
no problem, vinnie. everything's under control.  i could run this store in my sleep.	How long you been working for me, Auggie?
okay. i think everything's set.  you've got the number for cape cod, right? just in case something goes wrong.	No problem, Vinnie. Everything's under control.  I could run this store in my sleep.
come on, come on, you yellow belly. the whole thing. first name and last name.	What difference does it make?
to look at the dirty magazines. i can see all the naked women i want, and it doesn't cost me a cent.	You're a dumb, whacked-out little fuck, do you know that?
your job? you've got five thousand bucks. what do you want a piece-of-shit job like that for?	To look at the dirty magazines. I can see all the naked women I want, and it doesn't cost me a cent.
so i can get my job back.	Your job? You've got five thousand bucks. What do you want a piece-of-shit job like that for?
and why the hell would you give me money?	So I can get my job back.
what do you care where it comes from? it's yours.	And why the hell would you give me money?
shit. i don't want your money, you little twerp.  it's probably stolen anyway.	What do you care where it comes from? It's yours.
no, it's five thousand dollars.	Shit. I don't want your money, you little twerp.  It's probably stolen anyway.
what is this, some kind of joke?	No, it's five thousand dollars.
open it.	What is this, some kind of joke?
for me? and what am i supposed to do with a paper bag?	Open it.
it's for you.	For me? And what am I supposed to do with a paper bag?
a little. not much.	This way, gentlemen. Let's retire to my office, shall we?
i'll be back in about an hour. watch the register while i'm gone, okay?	Sure thing. See you later.
come around to the cigar store tomorrow morning at ten o'clock and we'll talk about it, okay? we'll see what we can work out.	Ten o'clock tomorrow morning. I'll be there.
a job?  i definitely wouldn't turn down a job.	Come around to the cigar store tomorrow morning at ten o'clock and we'll talk about it, okay? We'll see what we can work out.
definitely. i'd say you've hit the nail on the head.	Good. Keep it up, and maybe one day you'll grow up and become a great man like me.
seventeen? i remember when i was seventeen. christ, i was one little whacked-out son-of-a-bitch when i was seventeen. is that what you are, son? one little whacked-out crazy fella?	Definitely. I'd say you've hit the nail on the head.
seventeen.	Seventeen? I remember when I was seventeen. Christ, I was one little whacked-out son-of-a-bitch when I was seventeen. Is that what you are, son? One little whacked-out crazy fella?
of course it hurts. what does it look like?	I thought maybe he was pretending.
does it hurt?	Of course it hurts. What does it look like?
sure, auggie. i follow. when you don't know nothing, it's like paradise. i know what that is. it's after you're dead and you go up to heaven and sit with the angels.	Jesus, man, you're one fucking mess.
... if it happens, it happens. if it doesn't, it doesn't. do you understand what i'm saying? you never know what's going to happen next, and the moment you think you know, that's the moment you don't know a goddamn thing. that's what we call a paradox. are you following me?	Sure, Auggie. I follow. When you don't know nothing, it's like paradise. I know what that is. It's after you're dead and you go up to heaven and sit with the angels.
when i tell you it's open. it's open when i tell you it's open!	Okay, Auggie, I got it. You don't have to yell.
sure, auggie, i got it.  the store's closed.  and when do i tell them it's open?	When I tell you it's open. It's open when I tell you it's open!
that's how it is with sidewalks. people come, people go, and they all drop shit on the ground. as soon as you clean up one spot and move on to the next, the first spot is dirty again.	I just do what you tell me, Auggie. You tell me to sweep, so I sweep.
huh?	That's how it is with sidewalks. People come, people go, and they all drop shit on the ground. As soon as you clean up one spot and move on to the next, the first spot is dirty again.
it'll never be finished.	Huh?
good, auggie. real good.  all finished.	It'll never be finished.
how'd you do out there, jimmy?	Good, Auggie. Real good.  All finished.
what does that mean?	Damned if I know. But it has a nice ring to it, don't it?
any time. and congratulations to you and your wife. just remember, though, in the immortal words of rudyard kipling: "a woman is just a woman, but a cigar is a smoke.	What does that mean?
thanks for the tip.	Any time. And congratulations to you and your wife. Just remember, though, in the immortal words of Rudyard Kipling: "A woman is just a woman, but a cigar is a smoke.
it'll keep them fresh. if they get too dry, they'll break. and you don't want that to happen, do you?  tobacco is a plant, and it needs the same loving care you'd give an orchid.	Thanks for the tip.
the refrigerator?	It'll keep them fresh. If they get too dry, they'll break. And you don't want that to happen, do you?  Tobacco is a plant, and it needs the same loving care you'd give an orchid.
a good choice. you wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of your firstborn with a box of stinkers, would you? remember to keep them in the refrigerator until you hand them out.	The refrigerator?
i think i'll take them.	A good choice. You wouldn't want to celebrate the birth of your firstborn with a box of stinkers, would you? Remember to keep them in the refrigerator until you hand them out.
forty-four. they're on special this week from the canary islands. a real bargain.	I think I'll take them.
and these?	Forty-four. They're on special this week from the Canary Islands. A real bargain.
fifty-six.  that girl had on a corset.	And these?
and these?	Fifty-six.  That girl had on a corset.
seventy-eight dollars. the girl who rolled these was probably wearing panties.	And these?
and how much are these?	Seventy-eight dollars. The girl who rolled these was probably wearing panties.
they don't come cheap, son. these little honeys are works of art. rolled by hand in a tropical climate, most likely by an eighteen year old girl in a thin cotton dress with no underwear on. little beads of sweat forming in her naked cleavage. the smooth, delicate fingers nimbly turning out one masterpiece after another...	And how much are these?
and he's never tried to get in touch with his son?	Henry told Cyrus he'd kill him if he ever showed his face around our house again. When Henry makes a threat like that, people tend to take him seriously.
no, i don't suppose it has. he was broken up like nobody's business in that hospital when he found out louisa was dead.	And he's never tried to get in touch with his son?
it can't have been easy on him. walking around with that on his conscience all these years.	No, I don't suppose it has. He was broken up like nobody's business in that hospital when he found out Louisa was dead.
jesus had nothing to do with it. if he'd been involved. he would have seen to it that things worked out the opposite from what they did.	It can't have been easy on him. Walking around with that on his conscience all these years.
jesus.	Jesus had nothing to do with it. If He'd been involved. He would have seen to it that things worked out the opposite from what they did.
don't put words in my mouth. what i'm saying is she drove off in cyrus's car and went to the five-spot lounge with him for a drink. what i'm saying is that he imbibed too much in the way of alcohol and that when they finished their little talk three hours later and got back in the car, he was in no shape to drive. but he drove the car anyway, and before he could get her back to where she lived, the damn fool ran a red light and went straight into a truck. louisa got thrown through the windshield and was killed. cyrus lived, but he came out of it a cripple. his left arm was so mangled, the doctors had to cut it off. small punishment for what he did, if you ask me.	Jesus.
you mean she just ran off with him and left her little boy behind?	Don't put words in my mouth. What I'm saying is she drove off in Cyrus's car and went to the Five-Spot Lounge with him for a drink. What I'm saying is that he imbibed too much in the way of alcohol and that when they finished their little talk three hours later and got back in the car, he was in no shape to drive. But he drove the car anyway, and before he could get her back to where she lived, the damn fool ran a red light and went straight into a truck. Louisa got thrown through the windshield and was killed. Cyrus lived, but he came out of it a cripple. His left arm was so mangled, the doctors had to cut it off. Small punishment for what he did, if you ask me.
his father walked out on his mother a couple of months after he was born. louisa was henry's younger sister, and she and the baby moved in with us. four or five years go by, and then one day cyrus shows up out of the blue, tail between his legs, wanting to patch things up with louisa. i thought henry was going to tear cyrus apart when he saw him walk through the door. they're both big men, those two, and if they ever started to tangle, you'd see some teeth jumping on the floor. i guarantee it ... so cyrus persuaded louisa to go out with him to talk things over in quiet. and the poor girl never came back.	You mean she just ran off with him and left her little boy behind?
those are pretty hostile words.	His father walked out on his mother a couple of months after he was born. Louisa was Henry's younger sister, and she and the baby moved in with us. Four or five years go by, and then one day Cyrus shows up out of the blue, tail between his legs, wanting to patch things up with Louisa. I thought Henry was going to tear Cyrus apart when he saw him walk through the door. They're both big men, those two, and if they ever started to tangle, you'd see some teeth jumping on the floor. I guarantee it ... So Cyrus persuaded Louisa to go out with him to talk things over in quiet. And the poor girl never came back.
and nothing. thomas looked at me straight in the eye and said, "i don't have a father. as far as i'm concerned, that son-of-a-bitch is dead."	Those are pretty hostile words.
and?	And nothing. Thomas looked at me straight in the eye and said, "I don't have a father. As far as I'm concerned, that son-of-a-bitch is dead."
i figured he had a right to know.	And?
and you told your nephew about it?	I figured he had a right to know.
well, one thing i suppose, but i don't think it has anything to do with this.  a friend of mine called about two weeks ago and said she'd spotted thomas's father working at some gas station outside of peekskill.	And you told your nephew about it?
has anything happened lately? anything unusual or unexpected?	Well, one thing I suppose, but I don't think it has anything to do with this.  A friend of mine called about two weeks ago and said she'd spotted Thomas's father working at some gas station outside of Peekskill.
no thank you.	Has anything happened lately? Anything unusual or unexpected?
do you want something to drink? a beer? a glass of water?	No thank you.
he's in trouble, all right. but i don't have any idea what it is.	Do you want something to drink? A beer? A glass of water?
i was about to get run over by a car, and your nephew pulled me back. he saved my life.  i sensed he was in trouble, so i offered to put him up for a few days. maybe i should have pressed him a little more, i don't know. i feel pretty stupid about it now.	He's in trouble, all right. But I don't have any idea what it is.
which brings me back to my original question. what was he doing here in the first place?	I was about to get run over by a car, and your nephew pulled me back. He saved my life.  I sensed he was in trouble, so I offered to put him up for a few days. Maybe I should have pressed him a little more, I don't know. I feel pretty stupid about it now.
i shouldn't have let him go.	Which brings me back to my original question. What was he doing here in the first place?
his mother's dead, and he hasn't seen his father in twelve years.	I shouldn't have let him go.
and his parents?	His mother's dead, and he hasn't seen his father in twelve years.
he goes to john jay high school in brooklyn.	And his parents?
he doesn't go to the trinity school?	He goes to John Jay High School in Brooklyn.
i always knew that boy had an imagination, but now he's gone and made up a whole new life for himself.  do you mind if i sit down?  he's been living with me and his uncle henry since he was a baby. and we don't live in manhattan. we live in boerum hill. in the projects.	He doesn't go to the Trinity School?
that's what he said. he told me he lived with his mother and father on east seventy-fourth street.	I always knew that boy had an imagination, but now he's gone and made up a whole new life for himself.  Do you mind if I sit down?  He's been living with me and his uncle Henry since he was a baby. And we don't live in Manhattan. We live in Boerum Hill. In the projects.
his parents? is that what he told you? his parents?	That's what he said. He told me he lived with his mother and father on East Seventy-fourth Street.
as far as i know, he went back to his parents.	His parents? Is that what he told you? His parents?
i just want to know where he is.	As far as I know, he went back to his parents.
look, lady, that's enough. if you don't calm down. i'm going to throw you out. do you hear me? right now!	I just want to know where he is.
and what was he doing here in the first place? that's what i want to know. what's a man like you messing around with a black boy like thomas for? are you some kind of pervert, or what?	Look, lady, that's enough. If you don't calm down. I'm going to throw you out. Do you hear me? Right now!
well, whatever his name is, he's not here anymore. he left two days ago, and i haven't heard from him since.	And what was he doing here in the first place? That's what I want to know. What's a man like you messing around with a black boy like Thomas for? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?
rashid? rashid! is that what he told you his name was?	Well, whatever his name is, he's not here anymore. He left two days ago, and I haven't heard from him since.
you mean rashid?	Rashid? Rashid! Is that what he told you his name was?
thomas cole. thomas jefferson cole. my nephew.	You mean Rashid?
i'm telling you. i don't know anyone named thomas.	Thomas Cole. Thomas Jefferson Cole. My nephew.
don't give me any of that. i know he's been here. you can't fool me, mister.	I'm telling you. I don't know anyone named Thomas.
thomas? who's thomas?	Don't give me any of that. I know he's been here. You can't fool me, mister.
i'm looking for my nephew,  thomas.	Thomas? Who's Thomas?
the damn lock's broken again.  and so you just barge in on strangers, is that what you do? is that your game?	I'm looking for my nephew,  Thomas.
what do you mean, how'd i get in? i pushed the door and walked in. what do you think?	The damn lock's broken again.  And so you just barge in on strangers, is that what you do? Is that your game?
how the hell did you get into the building?	What do you mean, how'd I get in? I pushed the door and walked in. What do you think?
i just want to know what your game is, mister, that's all.	How the hell did you get into the building?
what can i do for you?	I just want to know what your game is, mister, that's all.
is your name paul benjamin?	What can I do for you?
louisa vail. remember her, cyrus?	You shut your mouth! You shut your mouth now!
i don't like this. i don't like it one bit.	Louisa Vail. Remember her, Cyrus?
thomas cole. my name is thomas jefferson cole.	Are you making fun of me? I won't be mocked. Do you hear me? I won't let no punk kid stand there and mock me!
paul. rashid. thomas. which one is it?	Thomas.
thomas.	Paul. Rashid. Thomas. Which one is it?
yeah, but he's my son. nothing strange about that. he's my own flesh and blood. but here you got the same name as this man here, and you're not even the same color.	That's how we met. We're members of the International Same Name Club. Believe it or not, there are 846 Paul Benjamins in America. But only two in the New York metropolitan area. That's how Paul and I got to be such good friends. We're the only ones who show up at the meetings.
well, you and junior have the same name, too, don't you?	Yeah, but he's my son. Nothing strange about that. He's my own flesh and blood. But here you got the same name as this man here, and you're not even the same color.
that's funny. his name is the same as yours.	Well, you and Junior have the same name, too, don't you?
hi there, little brother.	Say hi to Paul.
and this one, in case you haven't guessed, is junior.	Hi there, little brother.
it's only temporary. on a freelance basis.	And this one, in case you haven't guessed, is Junior.
you named the kid after yourself, huh?	That boy's one in a million. A real tiger.
i don't know. i try. every day i keep on trying, but it's no easy task for a man to change his nature.  i'm off the booze, though. haven't had a drop in six years. and now i've got me a wife. doreen. best damned woman i've ever known.  and a little boy, too. cyrus junior.  so things have definitely improved since i got fitted with this hook. if i can just turn this goddamn garage around, i'll be in pretty good shape.	You named the kid after yourself, huh?
and have you mended them?	I don't know. I try. Every day I keep on trying, but it's no easy task for a man to change his nature.  I'm off the booze, though. Haven't had a drop in six years. And now I've got me a wife. Doreen. Best damned woman I've ever known.  And a little boy, too. Cyrus Junior.  So things have definitely improved since I got fitted with this hook. If I can just turn this goddamn garage around, I'll be in pretty good shape.
an ugly piece of hardware, isn't it?  i'll tell you what happened to my arm.  i'll tell you what happened.  twelve years ago, god looked down on me and said, "cyrus, you're a bad, stupid, selfish man. first of all, i'm going to fill your body with spirits, and then i'm going to put you behind the wheel of a car, and then i'm going to make you crash that car and kill the woman who loves you. but you, cyrus, i'm going to let you live, because living is a lot worse than death. and just so you don't forget what you did to that poor girl, i'm going to rip off your arm and replace it with a hook. if i wanted to, i could rip off both your arms and both your legs, but i'm going to be merciful and just take off your left arm. every time you look at your hook, i want you to remember what a bad, stupid, selfish man you are. let that be a lesson to you, cyrus, a warning to mend your ways."	And have you mended them?
i don't mean to be nosy, but i was wondering what happened to your arm.	An ugly piece of hardware, isn't it?  I'll tell you what happened to my arm.  I'll tell you what happened.  Twelve years ago, God looked down on me and said, "Cyrus, you're a bad, stupid, selfish man. First of all, I'm going to fill your body with spirits, and then I'm going to put you behind the wheel of a car, and then I'm going to make you crash that car and kill the woman who loves you. But you, Cyrus, I'm going to let you live, because living is a lot worse than death. And just so you don't forget what you did to that poor girl, I'm going to rip off your arm and replace it with a hook. If I wanted to, I could rip off both your arms and both your legs, but I'm going to be merciful and just take off your left arm. Every time you look at your hook, I want you to remember what a bad, stupid, selfish man you are. Let that be a lesson to you, Cyrus, a warning to mend your ways."
the name is cyrus cole.	Paul. Paul Benjamin.
five dollars an hour?  i'll take it.	The name is Cyrus Cole.
i'm afraid we'll be working on a strictly freelance basis.	Five dollars an hour?  I'll take it.
you know, health insurance, dental plan, paid vacation. it's not fun being exploited. workers have to stand up for their rights.	I'm afraid we'll be working on a strictly freelance basis.
benefits?	You know, health insurance, dental plan, paid vacation. It's not fun being exploited. Workers have to stand up for their rights.
is there a benefits package, or are you hiring me on a freelance basis?	Benefits?
five bucks an hour. that's the going rate, isn't it?  it's a quarter past two now. my wife's picking me up at five-thirty, so that'll give you about three hours. if you can't finish today, you can do the rest tomorrow.	Is there a benefits package, or are you hiring me on a freelance basis?
what's your offer?	Five bucks an hour. That's the going rate, isn't it?  It's a quarter past two now. My wife's picking me up at five-thirty, so that'll give you about three hours. If you can't finish today, you can do the rest tomorrow.
i'll tell you what. you want to work. i'll give you a job. nothing permanent, mind you, but that upstairs room over there  -- the one above the office -- is a hell of a mess. it looks like they've been throwing junk in there for twenty years, and it's time it got cleaned up.	What's your offer?
yeah, well, do your thinking somewhere else, michelangelo. i got work to do.	I'll tell you what. You want to work. I'll give you a job. Nothing permanent, mind you, but that upstairs room over there  -- the one above the office -- is a hell of a mess. It looks like they've been throwing junk in there for twenty years, and it's time it got cleaned up.
it was just a thought.	Yeah, well, do your thinking somewhere else, Michelangelo. I got work to do.
not a one. not one customer all day. i bought this broken-down shit-hole of a place three weeks ago, and if business don't pick up soon, i'm going straight down the skids. what do i want to be hiring someone for? i can't even pay my own wages.	It was just a thought.
not a one.	Not a one. Not one customer all day. I bought this broken-down shit-hole of a place three weeks ago, and if business don't pick up soon, I'm going straight down the skids. What do I want to be hiring someone for? I can't even pay my own wages.
do you have eyes in your head, or are those brown things bulging out of your sockets just marbles? you've been sitting here all day, and how many cars have you seen drive up and ask for gas?	Not a one.
i just tell it like it is, mister.  if i'm getting on your nerves, though, you might want to think about hiring me.	Do you have eyes in your head, or are those brown things bulging out of your sockets just marbles? You've been sitting here all day, and how many cars have you seen drive up and ask for gas?
son-of-a-bitch. you're some piece of work, aren't you?	I just tell it like it is, mister.  If I'm getting on your nerves, though, you might want to think about hiring me.
once you look at it, you're going to want to buy it from me. that's guaranteed. and that's the price: five bucks. so if you're not willing to spring for it, you might as well not bother to look. it'll just tear you up inside and make you miserable.	Son-of-a-bitch. You're some piece of work, aren't you?
five bucks! you mean you're going to charge me five bucks just to look at it?	Once you look at it, you're going to want to buy it from me. That's guaranteed. And that's the price: five bucks. So if you're not willing to spring for it, you might as well not bother to look. It'll just tear you up inside and make you miserable.
it'll cost you five bucks.	Five bucks! You mean you're going to charge me five bucks just to look at it?
it's rundown, all right. but drawing a picture won't improve the way it looks.  let's see what you did, rembrandt.	It'll cost you five bucks.
i'm working on a sketch. that old garage of yours is so rundown, it's kind of interesting.	It's rundown, all right. But drawing a picture won't improve the way it looks.  Let's see what you did, Rembrandt.
just passing through. a lonesome traveler with a knapsack on his back plops himself across from my garage to admire the view. there's other places to roam, kid, that's all i'm saying. you don't want to make a nuisance of yourself.	I'm working on a sketch. That old garage of yours is so rundown, it's kind of interesting.
just passing through.	Just passing through. A lonesome traveler with a knapsack on his back plops himself across from my garage to admire the view. There's other places to roam, kid, that's all I'm saying. You don't want to make a nuisance of yourself.
i don't know what you look like, boy. as far as i can tell, you sprouted up like a mushroom in this spot last night.  you live in this town -- or on your way from here to there?	Just passing through.
i'm not going to rob you, mister.  do i look like a thief?	I don't know what you look like, boy. As far as I can tell, you sprouted up like a mushroom in this spot last night.  You live in this town -- or on your way from here to there?
let me give you some useful information, son. there's two dollars and fifty-seven cents in that cash register over there  and considering all the time you've put in casing the joint so far, you won't make but about fifty cents an hour for all your pains. however you slice it, that's a losing proposition.	I'm not going to rob you, mister.  Do I look like a thief?
it's a free country, isn't it? as long as i'm not trespassing on your property. i can stay here till kingdom come.	Let me give you some useful information, son. There's two dollars and fifty-seven cents in that cash register over there  and considering all the time you've put in casing the joint so far, you won't make but about fifty cents an hour for all your pains. However you slice it, that's a losing proposition.
why don't you pick some other spot? it gives a man the creeps to be stared at all morning.	It's a free country, isn't it? As long as I'm not trespassing on your property. I can stay here till kingdom come.
i don't know. i haven't decided yet.	Why don't you pick some other spot? It gives a man the creeps to be stared at all morning.
you going to sit here all day?	I don't know. I haven't decided yet.
what are you talking about?	An abortion, stupid.  I had an abortion the day before yesterday. So you don't have to bug me about that shit anymore.  Bye-bye, baby!
yeah, well, there ain't no baby in there now. you dig? there's nothing in there now.	What are you talking about?
your baby. the baby you're carrying around inside you.	Yeah, well, there ain't no baby in there now. You dig? There's nothing in there now.
baby? and what baby is that?	Your baby. The baby you're carrying around inside you.
you can do whatever you want with your own life. we're thinking of the baby, that's all. we want you to get yourself cleaned up for the baby. before it's too late.	Baby? And what baby is that?
be nice, sweetie. we're just here to help you.	Help? What the fuck do I need your help for? I've got a man, don't I? That's more than you can say for yourself, Hawkeye.
i don't know. hello, mom. hello, dad. something like that.	I don't got no daddy, you dig? I got born last week when some dog fucked you up the ass.
what do you want me to say?	I don't know. Hello, Mom. Hello, Dad. Something like that.
aren't you going to say anything?	What do you want me to say?
well what?	Aren't you going to say anything?
well?	Well what?
it's me, honey. it's mom.	Well?
yeah? who is it?	It's me, honey. It's Mom.
of course there's gonna be a war. you think they'd send five hundred thousand troops over there just to lie in the sun? i mean, there's plenty of beach, but not a hell of a lot of water. half a million soldiers. it ain't no seaside holiday, you can bet on that.	I don't know, Tommy. You think anyone gives a rat's ass about Kuwait? I read something about the head sheik over there. He marries a different virgin every Friday and then divorces her on Monday. You think we want to have our kids dying for a guy like that?
sure. he's the guy who threw his cloak down over the puddle.	I used to smoke Raleigh cigarettes. They came with a free gift coupon in every pack.
jesus, tommy, it ain't science, you know. you got your good trades and your bad trades. that's how it works.	They didn't have to do a thing, that's all I'm saying. The team was good, the best fucking team in baseball. But then they had to screw it up.  They traded their birthright for a mess of porridge.  A mess of porridge.
okay, joke about it. i don't give a shit.	Jesus, Tommy, it ain't science, you know. You got your good trades and your bad trades. That's how it works.
yeah? and why is that?	Management. Those guys are walking around with their heads up their asses.
i'll tell you why they're not going anywhere.	Yeah? And why is that?
so what's the time?	Twelve-eleven.  Twelve-twelve.  Twelve-twelve.
tick-tock, tick-tock.	So what's the time?
you still have that watch auggie gave you?	Tick-tock, tick-tock.
huh?	You still have that watch Auggie gave you?
hey, jimmy. you got the time?	Huh?
like it or not, cyrus, that's my name. cole. just like yours.	Now ask him who his mother was.
if it doesn't make any difference, why not just say it?	I was going to tell him ... but in my own time. In my own time... .
we came here to deliver some clean laundry.	It's all right. I really do know them.
wow. they sure did a job on you.	Research. I worked the scene right into my story.  That makes the medical bills one hundred percent tax deductible.
hi, kid.	Wow. They sure did a job on you.
fuck you, too, you white son-of-a-bitch.	Good. I'm glad that's settled!
i pay auggie, and i've got nothing. eight hundred bucks and a ticket to shit city.	Don't worry about it. You've got friends now, remember? Just behave yourself, and everything will work out.
you'll do it, all right. you fuck up, you've got to undo the damage. that's how it works, buster. if you don't do it, i'm going to throw you out of here. do you understand me? if you don't pay auggie what you owe him. i'm finished with you.	I pay Auggie, and I've got nothing. Eight hundred bucks and a ticket to Shit City.
i'm not going to do it.	You'll do it, all right. You fuck up, you've got to undo the damage. That's how it works, buster. If you don't do it, I'm going to throw you out of here. Do you understand me? If you don't pay Auggie what you owe him. I'm finished with you.
i'm serious, all right. you've got to square it with auggie. since you won't give the money back to the creeper, you can use it to make things right with auggie. that's probably better anyway. better to keep your friends than to worry about your enemies.	I'm not going to do it.
what are you talking about?  you can't be serious.	I'm serious, all right. You've got to square it with Auggie. Since you won't give the money back to the Creeper, you can use it to make things right with Auggie. That's probably better anyway. Better to keep your friends than to worry about your enemies.
here's what you're going to do. you're going to open up your backpack, take out your bag of money, count out five thousand dollars, and hand it over to auggie.	What are you talking about?  You can't be serious.
he was out five thousand bucks, he said.... he kept saying it over and over.... five thousand bucks down the drain.... he wouldn't stop.... five thousand bucks, five thousand bucks.... he was like out of his mind with those five thousand bucks....	Here's what you're going to do. You're going to open up your backpack, take out your bag of money, count out five thousand dollars, and hand it over to Auggie.
no wonder he was angry.	He was out five thousand bucks, he said.... He kept saying it over and over.... Five thousand bucks down the drain.... He wouldn't stop.... Five thousand bucks, five thousand bucks.... He was like out of his mind with those five thousand bucks....
i suppose so. he never told me about it.	No wonder he was angry.
cuban cigars. you mean he had some hanky-panky going with those guys?	I suppose so. He never told me about it.
the water was dripping, see... i turned it off, but it was still dripping, and then auggie had to go out, and so i left the back room ... and later on ... well, later on ... when auggie came back ... the whole place was flooded. his cuban cigars got all messed up ... you know, soaked through ... just when he was about to sell them ... to these rich guys in suits....	Cuban cigars. You mean he had some hanky-panky going with those guys?
if you don't tell me what happened, how do you expect me to know that? i need facts, not opinions.	The water was dripping, see... I turned it off, but it was still dripping, and then Auggie had to go out, and so I left the back room ... And later on ... well, later on ... when Auggie came back ... the whole place was flooded. His Cuban cigars got all messed up ... You know, soaked through ... just when he was about to sell them ... to these rich guys in suits....
it wasn't my fault.	If you don't tell me what happened, how do you expect me to know that? I need facts, not opinions.
well?	It wasn't my fault.
it was more complicated than that. there was a reason.	Well?
so you lost the job. is that what you're telling me? he just up and fired you?	It was more complicated than that. There was a reason.
that money is my whole future.	Keep up with that attitude, and you won't have a future.  Seventeen is a hell of an age to die. Is that what you want?
a lot of good it will do you if the creeper finds you.	That money is my whole future.
no way. there's no way i'm giving that money back. it's my money now.	A lot of good it will do you if the Creeper finds you.
yeah, well, you have to be nuts to do what you did. if you want my opinion, you should give this money back to the creeper. just give it back and tell him you're sorry.	No way. There's no way I'm giving that money back. It's my money now.
that's it. in a nutshell.	Yeah, well, you have to be nuts to do what you did. If you want my opinion, you should give this money back to the Creeper. Just give it back and tell him you're sorry.
so you robbed the robbers, and now the robbers are after you.	That's it. In a nutshell.
six thousand dollars. five thousand eight hundred and fourteen dollars, to be exact.	So you robbed the robbers, and now the robbers are after you.
you have one hell of a knack for getting into trouble, don't you?  so how much does it come to?	Six thousand dollars. Five thousand eight hundred and fourteen dollars, to be exact.
that's just it. i didn't think. i just did it.	You have one hell of a knack for getting into trouble, don't you?  So how much does it come to?
good thinking.	That's just it. I didn't think. I just did it.
and started to run.	Good thinking.
and started to run.	And started to run.
yeah, i picked it up.	And started to run.
christ. you didn't just see what happened. they dropped the package on the ground and you picked it up.	Yeah, I picked it up.
not exactly. i mean, there was more to it than i told you.	Christ. You didn't just see what happened. They dropped the package on the ground and you picked it up.
so you're saying it wasn't like that at all.	Not exactly. I mean, there was more to it than I told you.
here, catch.	So you're saying it wasn't like that at all.
yeah, it might be.	Here, catch.
is it yours?	Yeah, it might be.
i don't know.	Is it yours?
you don't believe me, huh?  look, i'll show you. it's all in this book.	I don't know.
nice try. you had me going for a second, but no ... no writer would ever do a thing like that.  would he?	You don't believe me, huh?  Look, I'll show you. It's all in this book.
his only copy.  i mean, if you think you're going to die, what's more important, a good book or a good smoke? and so he huffed and he puffed, and little by little he smoked his book.	Nice try. You had me going for a second, but no ... no writer would ever do a thing like that.  Would he?
his only copy?	His only copy.  I mean, if you think you're going to die, what's more important, a good book or a good smoke? And so he huffed and he puffed, and little by little he smoked his book.
it's 1942, right? and he's caught in leningrad during the siege. i'm talking about one of the worst moments in human history. five hundred thousand people died in that one place, and there's bakhtin, holed up in an apartment, expecting to be killed any day. he has plenty of tobacco, but no paper to roll it in. so he takes the pages of a manuscript he's been working on for ten years and tears them up to roll his cigarettes.	His only copy?
yes, an invitation. i apologize for springing it on you at the last minute, but mr. benjamin and i are attending a celebration tonight, and we would be most pleased if you chose to accompany us.  isn't that right, mr. benjamin?	Absolutely. We would be honored.
uh, actually, i tend to shy away from that kind of thing.	Excuse me for asking, but you aren't married, are you?
here we are.  rembrandt's drawings. edward hopper. van gogh's letters.	Pick two or three. Now that the coffers are open, you might as well take advantage of me.
i just did.	I mean earlier. We could have planned something.
hey, hey. happy birthday. why didn't you tell me?	I just did.
it's my birthday. i'm seventeen years old  as of forty-seven minutes ago, and i think i should celebrate having made it this far.	Hey, hey. Happy birthday. Why didn't you tell me?
celebrate? what for?	It's my birthday. I'm seventeen years old  as of forty-seven minutes ago, and I think I should celebrate having made it this far.
the end.	No, not the end. The beginning.  His son was just a little boy at the time, but the years passed, and when he grew up, he became a skier, too. One day last winter, he went out by himself for a run down the mountain. He gets halfway to the bottom and then stops to eat his lunch next to a big rock. Just as he's unwrapping his cheese sandwich, he looks down and sees a body frozen in the ice -- right there at his feet. He bends down to take a closer look, and suddenly he feels that he's looking into a mirror, that he's looking at himself. There he is -- dead -- and the body is perfectly intact, sealed away in a block of ice -- like someone preserved in suspended animation. He gets down on all fours, looks right into the dead man's face, and realizes that he's looking at his father.
all right. listen carefully.  about twenty-five years ago, a young man went skiing alone in the alps. there was an avalanche, the snow swallowed him up, and his body was never recovered.	The end.
no way.	All right. Listen carefully.  About twenty-five years ago, a young man went skiing alone in the Alps. There was an avalanche, the snow swallowed him up, and his body was never recovered.
yeah, right. the inspiration. it's a true story anyway, so i don't suppose it can hurt, can it?	No way.
the inspiration.	Yeah, right. The inspiration. It's a true story anyway, so I don't suppose it can hurt, can it?
okay, just a little hint. i can't tell you the story, but i'll tell you what gave me the idea for it.	The inspiration.
come on, just a little hint.	Okay, just a little hint. I can't tell you the story, but I'll tell you what gave me the idea for it.
if i tell you, i might not be able to finish it.	Come on, just a little hint.
that's logical. and if you don't sleep, you don't need a bed. saves you money, too.  so what's this story you're working on, anyway?	If I tell you, I might not be able to finish it.
if you don't sleep, you don't dream. if you don't dream, you don't have nightmares.	That's logical. And if you don't sleep, you don't need a bed. Saves you money, too.  So what's this story you're working on, anyway?
just so you don't overdo it. you don't want to die of sleep deprivation before you finish.	If you don't sleep, you don't dream. If you don't dream, you don't have nightmares.
once a story gets hold of you, it's hard to let go.  besides, i'm making up for lost time.	Just so you don't overdo it. You don't want to die of sleep deprivation before you finish.
you work too hard, you know that?	Once a story gets hold of you, it's hard to let go.  Besides, I'm making up for lost time.
i don't know. two or three. it was pretty late.	You work too hard, you know that?
what time did you get to bed last night?	I don't know. Two or three. It was pretty late.
thanks.	What time did you get to bed last night?
one sip of this stuff and your eyes will blast open.	Thanks.
ah, coffee. smells good.	One sip of this stuff and your eyes will blast open.
let's not get too idealistic.	Fair enough. We wouldn't want to get carried away, would we?  Now call your aunt Em and let her know you're alive.
maybe. or maybe it's the other people who don't belong.	Let's not get too idealistic.
that's because we don't belong anywhere. you don't fit into your world, and i don't fit into mine. we're the outcasts of the universe.	Maybe. Or maybe it's the other people who don't belong.
it looks like they've met in this apartment.	That's because we don't belong anywhere. You don't fit into your world, and I don't fit into mine. We're the outcasts of the universe.
it might not be far, but it's another galaxy. black is black and white is white, and never the twain shall meet.	It looks like they've met in this apartment.
what makes you think you'll be any safer around here? it's only about a mile away from where you live.	It might not be far, but it's another galaxy. Black is black and white is white, and never the twain shall meet.
the man has friends. and they're not likely to forgive me if i testify against him.	What makes you think you'll be any safer around here? It's only about a mile away from where you live.
if they put this creeper in jail, then you'd be safe.	The man has friends. And they're not likely to forgive me if I testify against him.
you're joking, right? i mean, that's your way of trying to be funny, right?	If they put this Creeper in jail, then you'd be safe.
why don't you go to the police?	You're joking, right? I mean, that's your way of trying to be funny, right?
i just happened to be walking by... all of a sudden, the creeper and this other guy come running out of this check-cashing place with masks on their faces and guns in their hands... they just about ran smack into me. the creeper recognized me, and i knew he knew i recognized him... if the guy from the check-cashing place hadn't rushed out then screaming bloody murder, he would have shot me. i'm telling you, the creeper would have shot me right there on the sidewalk. but the noise distracted him, and when he turned around to see what was happening, i took off... one more second, and i would have been dead.	Why don't you go to the police?
so that's the something you weren't supposed to see, huh?	I just happened to be walking by... All of a sudden, the Creeper and this other guy come running out of this check-cashing place with masks on their faces and guns in their hands... They just about ran smack into me. The Creeper recognized me, and I knew he knew I recognized him... If the guy from the check-cashing place hadn't rushed out then screaming bloody murder, he would have shot me. I'm telling you, the Creeper would have shot me right there on the sidewalk. But the noise distracted him, and when he turned around to see what was happening, I took off... One more second, and I would have been dead.
i crossed paths with him. that's why i'm trying to stay clear of my neighborhood.  to make sure i don't run into him again.	So that's the something you weren't supposed to see, huh?
and?	I crossed paths with him. That's why I'm trying to stay clear of my neighborhood.  To make sure I don't run into him again.
okay, okay.  it's all so stupid.  there's this guy, see. charles clemm. the creeper, that's what people call him. the kind of guy you don't want to cross paths with.	And?
i don't, huh? and what makes you such an authority on what i want or don't want?	Okay, okay.  It's all so stupid.  There's this guy, see. Charles Clemm. The Creeper, that's what people call him. The kind of guy you don't want to cross paths with.
you don't really want to know.	I don't, huh? And what makes you such an authority on what I want or don't want?
close the door.  sit down in that chair.  now listen carefully. your aunt em came here a couple of days ago. she was sick with worry, out of her mind. we had an interesting talk about you, thomas. do you understand what i'm saying? your aunt thinks you're in trouble and so do i. tell me about it, kid. i want to hear all about it right now.	You don't really want to know.
i don't have much time.	Close the door.  Sit down in that chair.  Now listen carefully. Your Aunt Em came here a couple of days ago. She was sick with worry, out of her mind. We had an interesting talk about you, Thomas. Do you understand what I'm saying? Your aunt thinks you're in trouble and so do I. Tell me about it, kid. I want to hear all about it right now.
cut it out, will you? just cut it out and come back here.	I don't have much time.
business appointment. i'm seeing my broker at three o'clock.	Cut it out, will you? Just cut it out and come back here.
where the hell do you think you're going?	Business appointment. I'm seeing my broker at three o'clock.
i bought it. twenty-nine ninety-five on sale at goldbaum's tv and radio.  well, that just about takes care of it, i guess. you'll be able to watch the ball games. you know, as a little break from your work.	Where the hell do you think you're going?
where did you get that thing?	I bought it. Twenty-nine ninety-five on sale at Goldbaum's TV and Radio.  Well, that just about takes care of it, I guess. You'll be able to watch the ball games. You know, as a little break from your work.
i don't know. for helping me out.	Where did you get that thing?
appreciation for what?	I don't know. For helping me out.
i wanted to give you this as a token of my appreciation.	Appreciation for what?
hey, it's you.	I wanted to give you this as a token of my appreciation.
take good care of yourself, okay?	You too. And make sure the light is green before you cross the street.  Oh, by the way, I liked your book. I think you're a hell of a good writer.
not a penny, not a stitch. i'm cool, man.	Take good care of yourself, okay?
do you need some money? some extra clothes?	Not a penny, not a stitch. I'm cool, man.
absolutely. the world is my oyster.  whatever that means.	Do you need some money? Some extra clothes?
are you going to be all right?	Absolutely. The world is my oyster.  Whatever that means.
you don't have to apologize.  the coast is probably clear now anyway.	Are you going to be all right?
no hard feelings, okay? it's a small place, and i can't get my work done with you around.	You don't have to apologize.  The coast is probably clear now anyway.
i'm sorry i messed up. you've been very kind to me ...  but all good things have to come to an end, right?	No hard feelings, okay? It's a small place, and I can't get my work done with you around.
it sounds like our time is up, doesn't it?	I'm sorry I messed up. You've been very kind to me ...  But all good things have to come to an end, right?
two or three nights.	It sounds like our time is up, doesn't it?
and how long did i tell you you could stay?	Two or three nights.
three nights.	And how long did I tell you you could stay?
how long have you been here?	Three nights.
i didn't ask to come here. you invited me, remember?  if you want me to leave, all you have to do is say so.	How long have you been here?
it just won't do, will it? i go two and a half years without being able to write a word, and then, when i finally get started on something, when it looks as though i might actually be coming to life again, you show up and start breaking everything in my house. it just won't do, will it?	I didn't ask to come here. You invited me, remember?  If you want me to leave, all you have to do is say so.
i'm sorry. i'm really sorry... i was trying to reach for one of the books up there ...  and then, i don't know, the sky fell on top of me.	It just won't do, will it? I go two and a half years without being able to write a word, and then, when I finally get started on something, when it looks as though I might actually be coming to life again, you show up and start breaking everything in my house. It just won't do, will it?
twenty dollars is a lot of money. are you sure you can trust me with it? i mean, aren't you afraid i might steal it?	If you want to steal it, that's your business. At least I won't have you around here making noise.  It might be worth it.
the world is going to end pretty soon if you don't learn fast.  look, why not make yourself useful? i'm just about out of smokes.  go around the corner to the brooklyn cigar company and buy me two tins of schimmelpenninck medias.	Twenty dollars is a lot of money. Are you sure you can trust me with it? I mean, aren't you afraid I might steal it?
i'm a teenager. all teenagers are clumsy. it's because we're still growing. we don't know where our bodies end and the world begins.	The world is going to end pretty soon if you don't learn fast.  Look, why not make yourself useful? I'm just about out of smokes.  Go around the corner to the Brooklyn Cigar Company and buy me two tins of Schimmelpenninck Medias.
a little less clumsiness around here would be nice, don't you think?	I'm a teenager. All teenagers are clumsy. It's because we're still growing. We don't know where our bodies end and the world begins.
i'm sorry. they just... they just slipped out of my hands.	A little less clumsiness around here would be nice, don't you think?
jesus, do you make a lot of noise. can't you see i'm trying to work?	I'm sorry. They just... they just slipped out of my hands.
eight-thirty?	You'll find juice and eggs and milk in the refrigerator. Cereal in the cupboard. Coffee on the stove. Take whatever you want. But it's time for me to get started in here.
eight-thirty.	Eight-thirty?
what time is it?	Eight-thirty.
time to wake up.  hey, kid, time to wake up.  rashid!  up and out. i have to work in here. the slumber party is over.	What time is it?
yeah, sometimes.  i like to dabble, too.	Time to wake up.  Hey, kid, time to wake up.  Rashid!  Up and out. I have to work in here. The slumber party is over.
is that what you do? draw pictures?	Yeah, sometimes.  I like to dabble, too.
drawing's a good thing.	Is that what you do? Draw pictures?
twelve, thirteen years ago.  actually, he died with his sketch pad open on his lap. up in the berkshires one weekend, drawing a picture of mount greylock.	Drawing's a good thing.
he's dead?	Twelve, thirteen years ago.  Actually, he died with his sketch pad open on his lap. Up in the Berkshires one weekend, drawing a picture of Mount Greylock.
no, he was a schoolteacher. but he liked to dabble.	He's dead?
is your father an artist?	No, he was a schoolteacher. But he liked to dabble.
it's strange, though, isn't it? looking at yourself before you knew who you were.	Is your father an artist?
yeah, i can believe it.	It's strange, though, isn't it? Looking at yourself before you knew who you were.
my father did. believe it or not, that little baby is me.	Yeah, I can believe it.
nice drawing. did you do that?	My father did. Believe it or not, that little baby is me.
i listen on the radio. i can see the games just fine that way.  the world is in your head, remember?	Nice drawing. Did you do that?
but then you don't get to watch the ball games. you told me you were a mets fan.	I listen on the radio. I can see the games just fine that way.  The world is in your head, remember?
i used to have one, but it broke a couple of years ago and i never got around to replacing it.  i'd just as soon not have one anyway. i hate those damn things.	But then you don't get to watch the ball games. You told me you were a Mets fan.
this is the first house i've been in without a tv.	I used to have one, but it broke a couple of years ago and I never got around to replacing it.  I'd just as soon not have one anyway. I hate those damn things.
that's it. just the two rooms.	This is the first house I've been in without a TV.
same here. but i had a long talk with my accountant this afternoon. you know, to see how a move like this would affect my tax picture, and he said it would be okay.	That's it. Just the two rooms.
i didn't expect to see you again.	Same here. But I had a long talk with my accountant this afternoon. You know, to see how a move like this would affect my tax picture, and he said it would be okay.
i can take care of myself. don't worry.	Suit yourself. But if you change your mind, here's the address.
in case you're wondering, i like women, not little boys. and i'm not offering you a long-term lease -- just a place to crash for a couple of nights.	I can take care of myself. Don't worry.
thanks, but i'll manage.	In case you're wondering, I like women, not little boys. And I'm not offering you a long-term lease -- just a place to crash for a couple of nights.
i'm not "people." i'm just me. and i do whatever i goddamn want to do. got it?	Thanks, but I'll manage.
people don't do that kind of thing. not in new york.	I'm not "people." I'm just me. And I do whatever I goddamn want to do. Got it?
but your body is in the world, isn't it?  if someone offered you a place to stay, you wouldn't necessarily refuse, would you?	People don't do that kind of thing. Not in New York.
the material world is an illusion. it doesn't matter if they're there or not. the world is in my head.	But your body is in the world, isn't it?  If someone offered you a place to stay, you wouldn't necessarily refuse, would you?
except that there's no bed, is there? and no breakfast either.	The material world is an illusion. It doesn't matter if they're there or not. The world is in my head.
yeah, that's right.	Except that there's no bed, is there? And no breakfast either.
uh-huh. one of those cozy bed and breakfast places, probably.	Yeah, that's right.
here and there. around.	Uh-huh. One of those cozy bed and breakfast places, probably.
you can't be more specific than that?	Here and there. Around.
the what.  i've kind of run away from home, you see.  it has nothing to do with my parents or money. i saw something i wasn't supposed to see, and for the time being it's best that i keep myself out of sight.	You can't be more specific than that?
the what?	The what.  I've kind of run away from home, you see.  It has nothing to do with my parents or money. I saw something I wasn't supposed to see, and for the time being it's best that I keep myself out of sight.
that's where the what comes in.	The what?
then what are you doing in park slope? it's a little far from home, isn't it?	That's where the what comes in.
of course. where else?	Then what are you doing in Park Slope? It's a little far from home, isn't it?
in manhattan?	Of course. Where else?
east seventy-fourth street.	In Manhattan?
and where do momsie and popsie live?	East Seventy-fourth Street.
oh no. momsie and popsie have oodles.	And where do Momsie and Popsie live?
that's true. but i also owe you something, and i'm not sure that buying you a hamburger is going to do the job.  what is it? family problems? money problems?	Oh no. Momsie and Popsie have oodles.
you don't know me from a hole in the wall.	That's true. But I also owe you something, and I'm not sure that buying you a hamburger is going to do the job.  What is it? Family problems? Money problems?
you don't have to tell me if you don't want to, but i might be able to help.	You don't know me from a hole in the wall.
mostly what.	You don't have to tell me if you don't want to, but I might be able to help.
well, maybe just one. to be polite.	Cocktail hour is over. The young man would like to order a hamburger.
look, kid, it's okay with me. you don't have to play games. if you want a hamburger or something, go ahead and order it.	Well, maybe just one. To be polite.
just one bottle. i believe in moderation.	Look, kid, it's okay with me. You don't have to play games. If you want a hamburger or something, go ahead and order it.
yeah, sure, and i bet you had lobster last night. along with two bottles of champagne.	Just one bottle. I believe in moderation.
i mean breakfast.	Yeah, sure, and I bet you had lobster last night. Along with two bottles of champagne.
you must eat lunch pretty early. it's only eleven o'clock.	I mean breakfast.
that's okay. i've already had lunch.	You must eat lunch pretty early. It's only eleven o'clock.
are you sure you don't want some food to go along with it? it might help to absorb some of that liquid. you don't want to slosh around too much when you stand up.	That's okay. I've already had lunch.
rashid. rashid cole.	Are you sure you don't want some food to go along with it? It might help to absorb some of that liquid. You don't want to slosh around too much when you stand up.
good. lemonade it is.  i'm paul.	Rashid. Rashid Cole.
i don't drink coffee.  on the other hand, since you insist, if you offered me a cold lemonade. i wouldn't say no.	Good. Lemonade it is.  I'm Paul.
come on. at least let me buy you a cup of coffee.	I don't drink coffee.  On the other hand, since you insist, if you offered me a cold lemonade. I wouldn't say no.
that's all right. if i think of something, i'll send my butler over to tell you.	Come on. At least let me buy you a cup of coffee.
you have to let me do something for you to put the scales in balance.	That's all right. If I think of something, I'll send my butler over to tell you.
well, if you put it that way...	You have to let me do something for you to put the scales in balance.
yes it is. it's a law of the universe. if i let you walk away, the moon will spin out of orbit ... pestilence will reign over the city for a hundred years.	Well, if you put it that way...
it's okay, mister. no big deal.	Yes it is. It's a law of the universe. If I let you walk away, the moon will spin out of orbit ... pestilence will reign over the city for a hundred years.
i owe you something.	It's okay, mister. No big deal.
i just happened to be there.  the right place at the right time.	I owe you something.
no, wait. you can't just walk off.  you saved my life.	I just happened to be there.  The right place at the right time.
no harm done. everything's okay now.  i've got to be going.	No, wait. You can't just walk off.  You saved my life.
i can't believe i did that ... christ. i'm walking around in a fog ...	No harm done. Everything's okay now.  I've got to be going.
watch out, man. you'll get yourself killed like that.	I can't believe I did that ... Christ. I'm walking around in a fog ...
if you're lucky.  then again, it depends on what you call living.	I don't mean to pry, but I see a kid walking around with a big knapsack on his back, and I begin to wonder if all his worldly possessions aren't stowed in there. Are you in some kind of trouble or what?
i'll take the iced coffee.  you only live once, right?	If you're lucky.  Then again, it depends on what you call living.
everything is real in here, honey.  as real as the color of my hair.	I'll take the iced coffee.  You only live once, right?
do you have real iced coffee, or do you just pour hot coffee over some ice cubes?	Everything is real in here, honey.  As real as the color of my hair.
hot coffee or iced coffee?	Do you have real iced coffee, or do you just pour hot coffee over some ice cubes?
yeah, give him another one. and i'll take a cup of coffee while you're at it.	Hot coffee or iced coffee?
you want another one of these, too?	Yeah, give him another one. And I'll take a cup of coffee while you're at it.
yes, please.	You want another one of these, too?
lettuce and tomato?	Yes, please.
yes, please.	Lettuce and tomato?
fries?	Yes, please.
medium rare, please.	Fries?
how do you want that cooked?	Medium rare, please.
$1200 an acre, that's what i paid ole, won't take a dime less.  you got no choice on that.	Didn't say I was buyin' did I? What you want down?  Just bein' curious, is all.
hid it from my mom.  caught a mess a sea runs.  damn thing's still in my closet.	$1200 an acre, that's what I paid Ole, won't take a dime less.  You got no choice on that.
oh, yeh?	Hid it from my mom.  Caught a mess a sea runs.  Damn thing's still in my closet.
i am a bastard.  i'm a big hun nazi son of a bitch.  and i still got your bamboo fishing rod.	Oh, yeh?
the battery's in, that's done with.  besides, you'd do the same for m...	...<u>might</u> do the same.  I have to warn you 'bout that, chief.  I'm not screwed together like I used to be.
seven acres.  i'm wonderin' what you'd pay for 'em.  just curious, is all.	What are you sellin' 'em for? Why don't we start there.
keep it tonight.  we'll catch fish. i'll see ya back on the docks...	Seven acres.  I'm wonderin' what you'd pay for 'em.  Just curious, is all.
don't know how long it's take to get a charge...	Keep it tonight.  We'll catch fish. I'll see ya back on the docks...
i'm a hemotologist, not a detective.	...or from the cut on his hand. Which is more probable?
with no bone or scalp or hair present.  would it be more probable that the blood came from crushing a man's skull...	I'm a hemotologist, not a detective.
i don't know.	You don't.
i'm a hemotologist, sir, i was asked only t...	I don't know.
well, if the blood got <u>onto</u> the gaff by crushing a man's skull...	I'm a hemotologist, sir, I was asked only t...
none.	Well, if the blood got <u>onto</u> the gaff by crushing a man's skull...
no bits of bone, no particles of scalp, no strands of hair?	None.
bits of blood and wood.  what else would there be?	No bits of bone, no particles of scalp, no strands of hair?
you scraped the dried blood from the <u>butt</u> of the gaff.  where a fella's <u>hand</u> goes.  and what did you see under your microscope, besides the b positive blood and the wood scrapings...?	Bits of blood and wood.  What else would there be?
that's obvious.	You scraped the dried blood from the <u>butt</u> of the gaff.  Where a fella's <u>hand</u> goes.  And what did you see under your microscope, besides the B positive blood and the wood scrapings...?
and the blood could <u>not</u> have belonged to defendant.  seeing that his type is o negative.	That's obvious.
no, but as i say, the type is rare. ten percent of caucasian males.	And the blood could <u>not</u> have belonged to defendant.  Seeing that his type is O negative.
but you can't say with any certainty that the blood was his.	No, but as I say, the type is rare. Ten percent of Caucasian males.
carl heine's type.	But you can't say with any certainty that the blood was his.
so the blood on the gaff was not fish blood at all.  it was <u>human</u>, yes?  type b positive.	Carl Heine's type.
that he'd keep an eye on miyamoto. watch out for him.	Did he see some <u>danger</u> from defen...
when your son came back from the war, what did he say about all this?	That he'd keep an eye on Miyamoto. Watch out for him.
well.  every time i see him in town or somewhere, he's starin' at me with these narrow eyes. givin' me his mean face.	When your son came back from the war, what did he say about all this?
what do you mean by 'dirty looks'?	Well.  Every time I see him in town or somewhere, he's starin' at me with these narrow eyes. Givin' me his mean face.
and when he came home.  did he write you about this?  or phone, perhaps.	Just showed up at my door, big as life and twice as mean.  Wanted to talk to my son.
in the war.  europe, i believe. they could hardly send him to the pacific, could they?	And when he came home.  Did he write you about this?  Or phone, perhaps.
now defendant's father had also died by that point.  where was the defendant?  when you sent his family their equity.	In the war.  Europe, I believe. They could hardly send him to the Pacific, could they?
why?  if they could never take title.	Their kids was born here.  So when the oldest, that one there, was twenty...last payment gets made, and he could own it.
carl held it <u>for</u> 'em.  called it a lease.  they make payments every june and december...	Why?  If they could never take title.
but back in '34, japanese-born could not <u>own</u> land.  so...?	Carl held it <u>for</u> 'em.  Called it a lease.  They make payments every June and December...
so the defendant knew the deceased, your son, even then.	They fished t'gether.  Went to school. Carl Junior treated him like a white person.  Like any friend.
him and his folks and two brothers and two sisters worked our land. lived in a picker's cabin at first.	So the defendant knew the deceased, your son, even then.
it is.	You done your math right.
is that your third question?	It is.
so that makes what would have been $4500 into $7000, doesn't it?  if you sent the equity back, you had a profit of $2500.	Is that your third question?
a thousand.	So that makes what would have been $4500 into $7000, doesn't it?  If you sent the equity back, you had a profit of $2500.
second question.  what did ole jurgensen pay you per acre?	A thousand.
tried to.  defaulted on their payments.	Second question.  What did Ole Jurgensen pay you per acre?
just three questions.  the miyamoto family bought your seven acres for $4500?	Tried to.  Defaulted on their payments.
thank you, mr. gillanders.  thank you for coming down, in this cold weather.	Well, it does seem mighty warm in here.  Specially for Mr. Hooks.
now, how is miyamoto gonna know in <u>advance</u>?  that carl loses two batteries.  must happen once ever' 20 years or so.	Thank you, Mr. Gillanders.  Thank you for coming down, in this cold weather.
well, what if?	Now, how is Miyamoto gonna know in <u>advance</u>?  That Carl loses two batteries.  Must happen once ever' 20 years or so.
you mean miyamoto followed him out there, and sucker-punched him?	Well, what if?
all right, what if the defendant <u>heard</u>?  so carl <u>let</u> him aboard, to help.  and <u>then</u> the fishing gaff?	You mean Miyamoto followed him out there, and sucker-punched him?
compressed air horn, most likely. hope to god some man hears you in that fog.	All right, what if the defendant <u>heard</u>?  So Carl <u>let</u> him aboard, to help.  And <u>then</u> the fishing gaff?
course, if carl lost both batteries, dead in the water, his radio wouldn't work.  so how would he signal for help?	Compressed air horn, most likely. Hope to God some man hears you in that fog.
boat has two batteries.  lose one you run off the other til morning. carl musta lost both, so miyamoto there gave him one a his.	Course, if Carl lost both batteries, dead in the water, his radio wouldn't work.  So how would he signal for help?
no sense to have <u>any</u> at all., even the right size.  it's like having an extra battery in the trunk of your car.  nobody does.	Boat has two batteries.  Lose one you run off the other til morning. Carl musta lost both, so Miyamoto there gave him one a his.
now the sheriff believed that the d-6 battery in carl's well was carl's own spare.  even though it was too large f...	No sense to have <u>any</u> at all., even the right size.  It's like having an extra battery in the trunk of your car.  Nobody does.
couldn't get on the boat.  i'd just <u>shoot</u> the feller.  <u>then</u> tie up, throw him inta th' drink.  and skip bein' the first gill-netter in history to make a successful forced boarding.	Now the sheriff believed that the D-6 battery in Carl's well was Carl's own spare.  Even though it was too large f...
so the fishing gaff method wouldn't make sense?	Couldn't get on the boat.  I'd just <u>shoot</u> the feller.  <u>Then</u> tie up, throw him inta th' drink.  And skip bein' the first gill-netter in history to make a successful forced boarding.
i'm sorry about that.  it wasn't mine in the first place.	So the fishing gaff method wouldn't make sense?
it's a joke.  maneuver up to carl's boat?  tie your lines fast?  come aboard?  all against carl's will? it's the stupidest suggestion i ever heard of.	I'm sorry about that.  It wasn't mine in the first place.
now if you wanted to kill a man. think you'd try boarding against his will, and hitting him with a fishing gaff?	It's a joke.  Maneuver up to Carl's boat?  Tie your lines fast?  Come aboard?  All against Carl's will? It's the stupidest suggestion I ever heard of.
unwritten rule of the sea.  we don't bother each other, stick to ourselves. ask anybody.	Now if you wanted to kill a man. Think you'd try boarding against his will, and hitting him with a fishing gaff?
now, mister gi...	Unwritten rule of the sea.  We don't bother each other, stick to ourselves. Ask anybody.
you're implying th...	I said.  No further questions.
question withdrawn, you may step down.	You're implying th...
doesn't it seem to <u>you</u>, mrs. miyamoto, that your mistake was in being deceitful?  concealing information during the course of a sheriff's investigation.	It seems human.  To me.
well, it seems to me...	Doesn't it seem to <u>you</u>, Mrs. Miyamoto, that your mistake was in being deceitful?  Concealing information during the course of a sheriff's investigation.
we were afraid.  silence seemed better.  to come forward seemed like a mistake.	Well, it seems to me...
so you hid the truth.  deliberately.	We were afraid.  Silence seemed better.  To come forward seemed like a mistake.
trials aren't only about truth, mr. hooks.  even though they should be.  they're about what people <u>believe</u> is true.	So you hid the truth.  Deliberately.
but if truth was on your side, whatever were you worried about?	Trials aren't only about truth, Mr. Hooks.  Even though they should be.  They're about what people <u>believe</u> is true.
because the facts could be misconstrued as murder.	But if truth was on your side, whatever were you worried about?
why not?	Because the facts could be misconstrued as murder.
we discussed that.  and decided not to.	Why not?
yes, and then, what was there to call about?  everything was up in the air.	Up in the air?  Was <u>that</u> your reaction?
and then, something did.  carl heine was found dead.  with his head crushed.	Yes, and then, what was there to call about?  Everything was up in the air.
of course not.  we're just not quick to run and boast.  in case something went wrong.	And then, something did.  Carl Heine was found dead.  With his head crushed.
you thought the deceased might... break his promise?	Of course not.  We're just not quick to run and boast.  In case something went wrong.
closer to eight.	So, five hours.  Plenty of time for a call.  He was 'excited', you say. In the sense of being 'overjoyed'.
your husband returned at, what, seven o'clock?	Closer to eight.
we hear how carl...passed away. only a few hours later.	Your husband returned at, what, seven o'clock?
happy for him.  and relieved.	So, then, you...and your husband... must have called friends, relatives, to tell them the amazing news.  Yes?
you were...overjoyed yourself, to hear the news?	Happy for him.  And relieved.
i said 'excited'.  not agitated, he was excited in the sense of being overjoyed.	You were...overjoyed yourself, to hear the news?
i did.  but the jury won't s...	It's not for the.  They only get to convict him.
did you write that column?	I did.  But the jury won't s...
you have to hear this, i can never touch you, ishmael.  not once, not ever.  there's no half- way.  as much as i know it hurts you, you have to let this go.	Look, I <u>want</u> to forget you, I do. I think if you hold me, just this once, I can walk away and never speak to you again.
i'm married, ishmael.  it isn't right for us to be alone.  people will t...	There's no one here, and I've <u>got</u> to talk to you.
i'm sorry about your arm.  kabuo and i.  are very sor...	The Japs did it.
i couldn't say anything.  i just stood there, hating her.	I'm sorry about your arm.  Kabuo and I.  Are very sor...
we all expect the world to be fair. as if we have some right t...	I don't mean everyone.  Just people who can do things because they can arrest people or convict them.  Or run a newspaper.
it's just pearl harbor.  people are a little crazy, right n...	Look at my face.  It's the face of the people who did that.  My father hardly speaks English.  We're in bad trouble, you have to see that.
my father can't get our money from the bank.  we have a few dol...	It'll be over soon.  I can get you money.
there can't be any wrong in this, ha...	I lie to my parents every day. And every night.
well, i don't do it for just anybody.	There can't be any wrong in this, Ha...
i can just feel my spirits soar.	Well, I don't do it for just anybody.
my mom.  would be the problem.	Why?  We're only talking.
we're japanese, not mexican, ishmael. he'll slice you up with a ceremonial sword.	My mom.  Would be the problem.
your friends would.  your dad would kill me with a machete.	We're Japanese, not Mexican, Ishmael. He'll slice you up with a ceremonial sword.
the best part was that there was a 'this'.  to debate the wrongness of.	Your friends would.  Your dad would kill me with a machete.
i told myself that was good.  that it made our friendship special.  and didn't mean she was ashamed of it. necessarily.	Easy.  Slow is best.
at school, she kept mostly to the japanese kids, and sort of ignored me.  as if all of our times alone together...in the hollow cedar, everywhere...were a secret.	I told myself that was good.  That it made our friendship special.  And didn't mean she was ashamed of it. Necessarily.
he's still got a good grip.  we need to dig more.	At school, she kept mostly to the Japanese kids, and sort of ignored me.  As if all of our times alone together...in the hollow cedar, everywhere...were a secret.
your father fought at belleau wood, it took him years to get over it.  nightmares, tears, b...	...but he found you.
they're not his neighbor, like you are.  he is a husband, a father, he risked his <u>life</u> for <u>their</u> country. the same as you.	Those aren't the facts that matter.
seattle boys think he's guilty.  they say the evidence is rock solid.	They're not his neighbor, like you are.  He is a husband, a father, he risked his <u>life</u> for <u>their</u> country. The same as you.
they only arrested that poor soul because he's japanese.	Seattle boys think he's guilty.  They say the evidence is rock solid.
you've been busy with that trial, i suppose.  such a travesty...	They only arrested that poor soul because he's Japanese.
i felt milholland's report in my pocket.  and wondered why i wasn't telling her.  telling someone. what i'd found.	You've been busy with that trial, I suppose.  Such a travesty...
you don't believe in god anymore.	Agnostics don't believe or disbelieve, Ma.  We just don't pretend we know.
and your evaluation of the defendant?  could he kill a much larger man with a fishing gaff? so quickly, there would be no sign of struggle?	Oh, in a heartbeat.
what else?  i had the boy teach me kendo.  including...the importance of the bow.	And your evaluation of the defendant?  Could he kill a much larger man with a fishing gaff? So quickly, there would be no sign of struggle?
well, what then, sergeant?	What else?  I had the boy teach me kendo.  Including...the importance of the bow.
so.  wide cross-section of men to evaluate.  and the day that the defendant volunteered for this... demonstration.  did you find him eager?	More than eager.  He was out to make a point.
it was my specialty, sir, i trained several thousand over the years.	So.  Wide cross-section of men to evaluate.  And the day that the defendant volunteered for this... demonstration.  Did you find him eager?
and you were generally experienced in training men for hand-to-hand combat.	It was my specialty, sir, I trained several thousand over the years.
they were japanese-american boys, yes sir.	And you were generally experienced in training men for hand-to-hand combat.
and replaced it later with the new one.  that's your inference?	Pretty darn clear.
you bet.  and if miyamoto there had been in a hurry to cast off, he coulda left this line behind on carl's boat.	And replaced it later with the new one.  That's your inference?
so if defendant had tied up to deceased's boat.  with that last one.  would those cleats have lined up?	You bet.  And if Miyamoto there had been in a hurry to cast off, he coulda left this line behind on Carl's boat.
found on carl's boat, too.  starboard side, second cleat from the stern. but it doesn't match carl's lines. it matches miyamoto's.  perfect.	So if defendant had tied up to deceased's boat.  With that last one.  Would those cleats have lined up?
and the last...?	Found on Carl's boat, too.  Starboard side, second cleat from the stern. But it doesn't match Carl's lines. It matches Miyamoto's.  perfect.
from carl heine's boat.  all his were like this one, three-strand manila, new condition, braided in loops.  not bowlined like miyamoto's.	And the last...?
and the next one...?	From Carl Heine's boat.  All his were like this one, three-strand manila, new condition, braided in loops.  Not bowlined like Miyamoto's.
...comes off third cleat from the stern, port side.  and it's brand new.  unlike the rest.	And the next one...?
so, no...immediate suspicion, no...general talk of enmity between the two.	These are fishermen, Alvin.  They don't talk at all to each other and less to me.  Specially gossip.
and you weren't there, when the coroner examined the wound.	Nossir.  I'd gone to tell the wid... to tell Mrs. Heine.
could you tell me what 'kendo' is?	Japanese stick-fighting.  They're trained as kids, y'know.  To kill with sticks.
well, i was a doctor in the jap theater, in the war.  i saw those kendo wounds, <u>many</u> times.  looked exactly like this one.	Could you tell me what 'kendo' is?
and why.  is that?	Well, I was a doctor in the Jap theater, in the war.  I saw those kendo wounds, <u>many</u> times.  Looked exactly like this one.
i said that if i was playing sherlock holmes...i'd maybe look for a... japanese person.  with a bloody gun- butt.  a right-handed fella, to be precise.	And why.  Is that?
did you say more?	I said that if I was playing Sherlock Holmes...I'd maybe look for a... Japanese person.  With a bloody gun- butt.  A right-handed fella, to be precise.
he said, 'could it be somebody hit him?'  and i said, 'you want to play sherlock holmes, here?'	Did you say more?
...so when the sheriff returned, you showed him the injury to the deceased's head.	He said, 'Could it be somebody hit him?'  And I said, 'You want to play Sherlock Holmes, here?'
your honor, <u>all</u> of this is speculation.  including mr. hooks' dramaturgy about the defendant issuing a false distress call.	Tht was summation, Your H...
you're a hard man to trust, sir. you sit before us, with no expression, keeping a poker f...	Objection!
objection.  asking witness to speculate about deceased's state of mind.	All right.  What did your son <u>say</u> to that effect?
objection, asking the witness to speculate.	My gosh, Alvin, was I supposed to object every time you did that?
as peculiar as a struggle between a 235 pound man, and an assailant strong enough to subdue him...that leaves only a <u>single</u> overturned <u>cup</u> in its wake?	Objection, asking the witness to speculate.
<u>were</u> you, sir?  can you <u>prove</u> one word of all your fancy story?	No, sir, I can't.  Not beyond a reasonable doubt.
that's curious.  i was <u>appealing</u> to their intelligence.	<u>Were</u> you, sir?  Can you <u>prove</u> one word of all your fancy story?
and i wouldn't blame these good people if they were a mite resent- ful.  at a tactic that insults their intelligence.	That's curious.  I was <u>appealing</u> to their intelligence.
i asked you a question, you're writing a tract, h...	That's how journalists.  Answer questions.
greedy.	He didn't want to lose any more.
your line of work.  you must meet a lot of men play fast and loose with the truth.	Like you couldn't believe.
but isn't the <u>truth</u> that there are <u>several</u> other ways to explain <u>each</u> of these twelve pieces.	Oh, yes.
then putting them together.  so truth is revealed.	But isn't the <u>truth</u> that there are <u>several</u> other ways to explain <u>each</u> of these twelve pieces.
and since you confess this is all pure guesswork.  what is your expertise, sir, are you a detective of sorts?	My expertise.  Is that I'm a journalist.
well, the freighter.  the twine. the blood.  the knife.  the cup. the watch.  the second battery. the phantom lantern.  the fishing gaff.  the cracked gunnel.  the skull wound.  the blond hair.  that's <u>eleven</u> things...	Twelve.
i'm sorry, was there a question in there?	Well, the freighter.  The twine. The blood.  The knife.  The cup. The watch.  The second battery. The phantom lantern.  The fishing gaff.  The cracked gunnel.  The skull wound.  The blond hair.  That's <u>eleven</u> things...
<u>everything</u> had to happen <u>just</u> right.  for your little story to fly.  i mean, a blond hair could be on that gunnel for a <u>lot</u> of reasons.	I'm sorry, was there a question in there?
maybe it went.  where carl went. over the side.	Objection!  Speculation.
but carl was a fisherman.  and successful at it.	He said he didn't want that life no more.  He'd been saving to buy a farm.  He was sorry I got sick. But pretty excited to get back his father's place.
carl heine came.	But Carl was a fisherman.  And successful at it.
and then your stroke came this summer.  and you put your property on the market, i believe you said september 7.  which, remember, is <u>eight</u> days before carl heine died. and who comes spetember 7, wanting to buy?	Carl Heine came.
oh, yeh.  but this is nine year ago, i had my healt, i wasn't wantin' to sell.	And then your stroke came this summer.  And you put your property on the market, I believe you said September 7.  Which, remember, is <u>eight</u> days before Carl Heine died. And who comes Spetember 7, wanting to buy?
mr. jurgensen.  did he offer to <u>buy</u> the seven acres from you?	Oh, yeh.  But this is nine year ago, I had my healt, I wasn't wantin' to sell.
oh, yeh.  he said someday he would get his land back.	Mr. Jurgensen.  Did he offer to <u>buy</u> the seven acres from you?
robbed.  he was angry.	Oh, yeh.  He said someday he would get his land back.
well, the sheriff found <u>two</u> batteries in your well.  if you left one with carl heine, how is that possible?	I had a spare battery in my shed. I brought it down, and put it in just before the sheriff showed up.
yes.	Well, the sheriff found <u>two</u> batteries in your well.  If you left one with Carl Heine, how is that possible?
didn't go anywhere else?  no errands, no purchases?  just straight to the boat.  that's the truth.	Yes.
i slept til one-thirty, when my wife woke me up with the news.  we talked for a few hours.  i left at six and went straight to my boat.	Didn't go anywhere else?  No errands, no purchases?  Just straight to the boat.  That's the truth.
i see.  now what happened the day carl heine was found?  before your arrest.	I slept til one-thirty, when my wife woke me up with the news.  We talked for a few hours.  I left at six and went straight to my boat.
you mean, this morning.  the new story, the battery story. that one is the truth?  that's a question, sir.	I see.  Now what happened the day Carl Heine was found?  Before your arrest.
i have told the truth.	You mean, this morning.  The new story, the battery story. That one is the truth?  That's a question, sir.
my apologies.  do you regret not telling the truth?	I have told the truth.
i should have told everything right away.  i know that now, and i regret it.	Should have told 'everything'. Meaning, you should have told the <u>truth</u>.
well, 'initially' is an interesting word, sir.  you'd <u>been</u> arrested, you <u>had</u> a lawyer, and you <u>still</u> claimed ignorance!	I should have told everything right away.  I know that now, and I regret it.
yes.  initially.	Well, 'initially' is an interesting word, sir.  You'd <u>been</u> arrested, you <u>had</u> a lawyer, and you <u>still</u> claimed ignorance!
but even <u>after</u> you had an attorney.  you still claimed to know <u>nothing</u>.  claimed <u>not</u> to have seen carl. am i correct?	Yes.  Initially.
sheriff said right off, i was under suspicion.  i didn't have a lawyer...	But even <u>after</u> you had an attorney.  You still claimed to know <u>nothing</u>.  Claimed <u>not</u> to have seen Carl. Am I correct?
as my wife testified, we were considering it.	Actually, she said you had decided. Decided <u>not</u> not come forward.
they got transferred that day. out to cape flattery.	Some seaman's loast report. Stuffed in a cabinet, good as lost forever.  No one knows.
no, night of the 16th, morning the 17th.  we replaced two guys named miller and milholland.	They got transferred that day. Out to Cape Flattery.
you mean, early morning the 16th?	No, night of the 16th, morning the 17th.  We replaced two guys named Miller and Milholland.
me and smoltz came on dogwatch september 16.	You mean, early morning the 16th?
how long you have this detail?	Me and Smoltz came on dogwatch September 16.
and you keep the records, or contribute to 'em.	Shorthard the radio transmis- sions, write 'em up, file 'em in a cabinet.  Nobody ever looks. Just take up space.
since september.  last guys got transferred.	And you keep the records, or contribute to 'em.
you have the night watch?  on the radio.	Since September.  Last guys got transferred.
it's on the twine, too.  but it's not r...	Don't prove there was two lanterns. Coulda been the one in the cabin.
you gonna climb that with one arm?	You're right.  I better use two.
here now, what are you fixin' to do?	Have a look.  At nothing.
never shoulda given you that inventory in the first place.	It's public record.  If the public cares enough to read it.
you said three minutes.	Won't take two.
i did.  boy.	Three kids.  What's she going to do?
we don't let go, you s...	It's a rare thing.  Takes a turning point.
you ever been strangled by a single hand?	Naw, I've seen what that can do to a pack of cigarettes.
if i whistle.  those boys'll see you, and come runnin'.  <u>you're</u> the story today.	You ever been strangled by a single hand?
cigarette?	I'll take two.  One for later.
the sheriff and the deputy and i inspected the deck closely.  we found a small fracture in the wood of the gunnel.  just below the mast.	Well, anything coulda caused that.
you think so?	The sheriff and the deputy and I inspected the deck closely.  We found a small fracture in the wood of the gunnel.  Just below the mast.
he hit his head.  on the way in.	You think so?
still and all.  carl was a strong swimmer, he m...	He hit his head.  On the way in.
the freighter started through at 1:42.  the sea water seeped into carl's watch and stopped it. at 1:47.	Still and all.  Carl was a strong swimmer, he m...
still a coincidence.  timing and all.	The freighter started through at 1:42.  The sea water seeped into Carl's watch and stopped it. At 1:47.
then where's the lantern?  and where's the knife?	The knife.  What knife?
but you <u>could</u> be wrong.  he <u>could</u> have climbed up earlier.	Then where's the lantern?  And where's the knife?
maybe carl picks up something about the freighter on his radio, which is now working.  same report milholland heard.  and <u>that</u> makes him get the lantern fast.  before the freighter's wake can bang it around.	But you <u>could</u> be wrong.  He <u>could</u> have climbed up earlier.
maybe...?	Maybe Carl picks up something about the freighter on his radio, which is now working.  Same report Milholland heard.  And <u>that</u> makes him get the lantern fast.  Before the freighter's wake can bang it around.
coincidences happen.  you run a yellow light <u>just</u> as a car comes out of nowhere.  split-second tragedy happens every day.  or maybe...	Maybe...?
just as the freighter comes through? isn't that quite a coincidence?	Coincidences happen.  You run a yellow light <u>just</u> as a car comes out of nowhere.  Split-second tragedy happens every day.  Or maybe...
he figures a perfectly good lantern could get banged around up there.  so he climbs up.  to cut it down.	Just as the freighter comes through? Isn't that quite a coincidence?
still lashed to the mast.	He figures a perfectly good lantern could get banged around up there.  So he climbs up.  To cut it down.
miyamoto gave him the battery, and left.  carl's boat was running, he goes back to fishing.  but at some point, he thinks of the lantern...	Still lashed to the mast.
fell.	Miyamoto gave him the battery, and left.  Carl's boat was running, he goes back to fishing.  But at some point, he thinks of the lantern...
that's when he fell.	Fell.
well, why does it?	Because the second lantern, the one on the mast.  Was never found.  So we have to ask...
that's what mr. miyamoto reported, and he'd have no reason to lie. he couldn't know that it would help his case.	Well, why does it?
now you believe there were <u>two</u> lanterns when defendant arrived. one in carl's hand.  the second lashed to the mast.	That's what Mr. Miyamoto reported, and he'd have no reason to lie. He couldn't know that it would help his case.
well.  it shows the prosecutor was wrong.  it was <u>carl's</u> boat that was dead in the water.  or he'd never have put up the lantern.	Now you believe there were <u>two</u> lanterns when defendant arrived. One in Carl's hand.  The second lashed to the mast.
tell us why that lantern would be so significant.	Well.  It shows the prosecutor was wrong.  It was <u>Carl's</u> boat that was dead in the water.  Or he'd never have put up the lantern.
he's looking down.  and he's not thinking 'bout the man you were yesterday.  he's proud of the man you are tonight.  that's what counts.	To my father.  Everything counts.
yes, he was.	He's looking down.  And he's not thinking 'bout the man you were yesterday.  He's proud of the man you are tonight.  That's what counts.
your daddy.  was quite a feller.	Yes, he was.
i'm wondering how the judge is gonna like my waking up his old bones.  in the middle of the night.	Your daddy.  Was quite a feller.
you're wondering why i held it.	I'm wondering how the judge is gonna like my waking up his old bones.  in the middle of the night.
this tastes horrible, hmmn?	You're wondering why I held it.
it's the way it happened, i know it is.	No, you don't.
sheriff, i can't afford not to fish toni...	Look, no way I'm lettin' you out there.  In a half hour you could be in Canada.
you gaff with the <u>hook</u> end. blood's on the butt.  where your hand goes.	Sure.  Blood gets all <u>over</u> your hand, Sheriff, ask any fisherman.
naw, i had that around for a while.	Sure you did.  Help me with this hold cover, willya?
see you replaced a mooring line, lately.  this one's new.	Naw, I had that around for a while.
you always run with the well open?	I was checking the cables.
what for, sheriff?	We have a warrant.  To search your boat.
i told your wife.  trials aren't always so much about actual truth. as about what folks <u>believe</u> is true. that's sad.  and it's real.	And what do you believe?
you think that <u>is</u> the truth.	I told your wife.  Trials aren't always so much about actual truth. As about what folks <u>believe</u> is true. That's sad.  And it's real.
i want you.  to tell the truth.	You think that <u>is</u> the truth.
you want me to say that.	I want you.  To tell the truth.
i'm more a hot-blooded killer, huh? like a soldier.  like a samurai.	You won't hear that from Hooks. Because the charge is <u>first</u>-degree murder, which requires premeditation. He can't change the charge.
and what's that?	That you came upon Carl by accident. Like you said.  Gave him the battery. Like you said.  Asked him about the seven acres.  Like you said.
so every time you think about showing that jury strength.  or honor or composure.  or dignity.	I should show them an American?
now this jury is gonna be lookin' at the evidence with one eye. and at you with the oth...	Mr. Gudmundsson, we <u>know</u> what that jury is looking at.
you wouldn't even see it move.	You're wonderin'...how come I never ask.  If you did it.
sure.  i could take a fishing gaff and split your head open. right above your left ear.	You wouldn't even see it move.
bet there's a few things you could teach me.  kendo, for one.	Sure.  I could take a fishing gaff and split your head open. Right above your left ear.
you must think i like losing.	I think you like learning.
white or black?	You mean, do I like to take the offensive?  Or hang back and wait.
what makes you think i play?	Your daddy played.  I asked, down at the Japanese Community Center. You smoke cigars?
even though a d-6 is too big, and the flange had to be banged out to squeeze it in.  which makes it a peculiar choice. for a spare.	<u>You</u> said that.  That was <u>your</u> testimony.
what else could it be?	Even though a D-6 is too big, and the flange had to be banged out to squeeze it in.  Which makes it a peculiar choice. For a spare.
which you inferred was replaced by the d-6, which must have been a spare.	What else could it be?
one d-6 and one d-8 in the well. and a dead d-8 on the deck.	Which you inferred was replaced by the D-6, which must have been a spare.
and her farmhouse...?	The damage was considerable. But she's insured.  Thanks, again.
she's alright, nels, thanks for asking.	And her farmhouse...?
how <u>is</u> your mother-in-law?	She's alright, Nels, thanks for asking.
operating this winch you'd rarely operated before, doing this awkward job of bringing in a drowned man of 235 pounds...is it <u>possible</u>.  possible that he struck his head <u>after</u> death. possible?	Possible.  But not darn likely.
you don't.  <u>remember</u>.	Operating this winch you'd rarely operated before, doing this awkward job of bringing in a drowned man of 235 pounds...is it <u>possible</u>.  Possible that he struck his head <u>after</u> death. Possible?
he was heavy, but we were real careful.  but i don't remember him hitting anything, anywhere.	You don't.  <u>Remember</u>.
you don't.  <u>think</u> so.	He was heavy, but we were real careful.  But I don't remember him hitting anything, anywhere.
i don't think so.	You don't.  <u>Think</u> so.
is it possible his head struck the transom, or the stern gunnel, or the net roller, as you were bringing him in?	I don't think so.
now you've testified that the deceased was a heavy man, and hard to bring out of the net.	Is it possible his head struck the transom, or the stern gunnel, or the net roller, as you were bringing him in?
i believe so.	Now you've testified that the deceased was a heavy man, and hard to bring out of the net.
i'm curious.  the d-6 that was refitted into the deceased's well. was it exactly the same brand and model as defendant's?	I believe so.
apparently.	I'm curious.  The D-6 that was refitted into the deceased's well. Was it exactly the same brand and model as defendant's?
so the defendant went out fishing for the night with <u>no</u> spare battery, hmmn?	Apparently.
no.	So the defendant went out fishing for the night with <u>no</u> spare battery, hmmn?
no spare.	No.
two d-6's.  that's the kind his well was fitted for.	No spare.
sheriff, how many batteries and what size did you find on <u>defendant's</u> boat?	Two D-6's.  That's the kind his well was fitted for.
but he had a spare d-6, you said. right there.  why not use that?	It was dead.  We had it tested. Maybe the D-6 was the spare and he had to use it.
he's done some on-the-spot refit- ting.  you could see the side flange was banged away to make room for the d-6.	But he had a spare D-6, you said. Right there.  Why not use that?
now i did some measuring down at the chandlery.  a d-6 is one inch wider than a d-8.  it would be too large for the deceased's well.	He's done some on-the-spot refit- ting.  You could see the side flange was banged away to make room for the D-6.
it is.	Now I did some measuring down at the chandlery.  A D-6 is one inch wider than a D-8.  It would be too large for the deceased's well.
you found three batteries, you say.  a d-6 and d-8 in the well. and a spare d-8 on the cabin floor. correct?	It is.
you have to wonder.	You found three batteries, you say.  A D-6 and D-8 in the well. And a spare D-8 on the cabin floor. Correct?
a little.  yes.  you have to wonder.	You have to wonder.
does it now?	A little.  Yes.  You have to wonder.
didn't think about it at the time. so no, it didn't strike me odd.	Does it now?
and yet you started the engine right up.  with all those lights drawing all night, the batteries had that much charge.  did that strike you odd?	Didn't think about it at the time. So no, it didn't strike me odd.
yessir, there'd been real heavy fog.	And yet you started the engine right up.  With all those lights drawing all night, the batteries had that much charge.  Did that strike you odd?
i think you testified <u>all</u> the lights were on.  cabin, mast, net lights, picking lights...	Yessir, there'd been real heavy fog.
maybe.	I think you testified <u>all</u> the lights were on.  Cabin, mast, net lights, picking lights...
right.  in the middle.  of the floor.	Maybe.
maybe the assailant straightened the cabin.  and forgot the cup.	Right.  In the middle.  Of the floor.
are you absol...	<u>Yes</u>, I'm sure.
absolutely not.  probably one or two hours.  four at the most.	Are you absol...
yes, you can tell me about the minor cut you found on the deceased's right hand.  the report says 'recent origin'.  how recent?  as much as 24 hours before death?	Absolutely not.  Probably one or two hours.  Four at the most.
can i say something, here?	Yes, you can tell me about the minor cut you found on the deceased's right hand.  The report says 'recent origin'.  How recent?  As much as 24 hours before death?
for the third time, yes.	Can I say something, here?
but you are <u>certain</u> that he died by drowning.	For the third time, yes.
for certain, no.	But you are <u>certain</u> that he died by drowning.
<u>and</u> that you can't say for <u>certain</u> whether the head injury was sustained before or <u>after</u> death?	For certain, no.
i already said that, b...	<u>And</u> that you can't say for <u>certain</u> whether the head injury was sustained before or <u>after</u> death?
is it fair to say that you do not know for <u>certain</u> which it was.	I already said that, b...
sure, anything's poss...	Is it fair to say that you do not know for <u>certain</u> which it was.
is it possible?	Sure, anything's poss...
if the head was moving fast enough, but i don't see how it could be.	Is it possible?
so if his head struck something narrow and flat, the gunnel of a boat, a net roller, a fairlead, could that have...	If the head was moving fast enough, but I don't see how it could be.
the same.	So if his head struck something narrow and flat, the gunnel of a boat, a net roller, a fairlead, could that have...
can you tell whether an object moved against the head, or the other way around?  or would both look the same.	The same.
obviously.	Can you tell whether an object moved against the head, or the other way around?  Or would both look the same.
in your motorcycle example.  those injuries are produced by the head being propelled <u>against</u> an object. rather than the reverse, yes?	Obviously.
well...	Your report says death by <u>drowning</u>, which means he went into the water alive and breathing.  And the report is accurate...?
meaning that he wasn't murdered first, say on the deck of the boat, and then thrown overboard.	Well...
that's <u>why</u> the autopsy report identifies <u>drowning</u> as the cause of death.	Meaning that he wasn't murdered first, say on the deck of the boat, and then thrown overboard.
so this...foam you found in the lungs.  how does it get there?	As I testified.  It occurs when water, mucus and air are mixed by respiration.  I believe I said that.
the question is more about the <u>defendant's</u> attitu...	That's all he said.
carl said he didn't like kabuo much anymore.	The question is more about the <u>defendant's</u> attitu...
sorry about that, mrs. heine. shall i repeat the ques...	Carl said he didn't like Kabuo much anymore.
i can't speak for him.	You can speak for what he <u>said</u>. Just like you did for Mr. Hooks...
carl ever say <u>he</u> got one?	I can't speak for him.
he had no reason to.	Carl ever say <u>he</u> got one?
those 'dirty looks'.  defendant ever aim one of those at you?	He had no reason to.
of course not.  but it was emotional.  a friend's plea set against his mother's attitude.	Those 'dirty looks'.  Defendant ever aim one of those at you?
carl never lied.	Of course not.  But it was emotional.  A friend's plea set against his mother's attitude.
i guess you'd have to guess. not having been there with them. having to guess whether your husband's report was word for word accurate.	Carl never lied.
not in those words.	So the defendant was encouraged to hope.  Or could have been.
well, he didn't say 'no', did he? didn't say no hope existed.	Not in those words.
i wouldn't say encouraged.	Well, he didn't say 'no', did he? Didn't say no hope existed.
so your husband said he's think it over.  encouraged mr. miyamoto to believe he might sell to h...	I wouldn't say encouraged.
spirit?                          oh!  you mean "aq"..."aggressive qualities"?	Whatever the latest jargon is.                                   MEKUM Much better, much higher.  For example, where your old ones expressed ninety percent of their sexual energy in aggressive physicality, these new ones are ninety-nine percent without sexual inclination.  It's <u>all</u> aggression.                                   SLOAN                          <u>Real</u> men!                                   CHURCH                          At ease, Lieutenant.                          What if they fought?     A sudden silence.     SLOAN raises her eyebrows, gives RUBRICK a look.     Frowning thoughtfully, MEKUM looks up. MEKUM You mean up there?                                   CHURCH                                             Go ahead, Rube.  Tell Todd to take him. MEKUM No!     They all look at MEKUM.  Is this the chink in the armor?  The new soldiers can't fight?                                   CHURCH                    "No"? MEKUM Not fair.  No contest.  Send two more of your old ones up.     Now CHURCH, RUBRICK, and SLOAN are stunned.  They exchange a glance.                                   MEKUM Go ahead.
melton, on the double!  up a chain!                                   melton  sir!     melton takes a few easy strides, gracefully catches a chain mid- stride, and smarts up, climbing easily and twice as fast as todd.     church, sloan, and rubrick crane their necks as the two men struggle upward toward the rafters.     three quarters of the way up, melton comes even with todd, then passes him. mekum, watching, smirks.     church is watching too, and he's still not satisfied.  his brow is knit, something's bothering him.     angle high above, among the girders     stonefaced, melton is resting an a "platform" on the chain, sixty feet up, beneath the girders, swaying gently.     his stony gaze is on the next chain where todd is arriving at a "platform" on an adjacent chain...only three feet away.     their eyes meet, todd and melton alone together sixty feet up, three feet apart.  neither man blinks, neither man flinches, neither man reveals anything at all...     low angle, looking up     church considers the men high above, then to mekum.                                   church                    what about...spirit?	Spirit?                          Oh!  You mean "AQ"..."aggressive qualities"?
such as?	Maybe we could run some tests.  Kind of a comparison, the old and the new...
the sweep is just routine, not even police action.  i'd like to see some sort of...meaningful evidence...	Such as?
that's up to you field guys.  h.q. wants you to break 'em in when you do the annual security sweep in january.	The sweep is just routine, not even police action.  I'd like to see some sort of...meaningful evidence...
well, the soldiers we've got now, they've been through all kinds of heavy shit...and they've always got the job done.  now these new ones, these "hot shots" of yours...what kind of action have they seen?  they <u>are</u> battle-tested, aren't they?	That's up to you field guys.  H.Q. wants you to break 'em in when you do the annual security sweep in January.
i...see.  i'm not sure i quite get your...point...	Well, the soldiers we've got now, they've been through all kinds of heavy shit...and they've always got the job done.  Now these new ones, these "hot shots" of yours...what kind of action have they seen?  They <u>are</u> battle-tested, aren't they?
...he used to say, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it."	I...see.  I'm not sure I quite get your...point...
mmmmmm.  weeell, you know my old daddy was in maintenance and he had a saying...	...He used to say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
as i said, in every way.  physically and psychologically.  more endurance, quicker responses, better hand-eye, improved technical training.  where the first psychology gave you ninety-eight percent obedience, this bunch gives you 99.4.	Mmmmmm.  Weeell, you know my old daddy was in maintenance and he had a saying...
improved...how?	As I said, in every way.  Physically and psychologically.  More endurance, quicker responses, better hand-eye, improved technical training.  Where the First Psychology gave you ninety-eight percent obedience, this bunch gives you 99.4.
beat it, buster.	Never mind leaving your door open - I got a passkey.
it's from satchel mouth at table seven.  this is from me to you, doll.	Beat it, Buster.
bull fiddle.	It's from Satchel Mouth at Table Seven.  This is from me to you, doll.
which of you dolls is daphne?	Bull fiddle.
get lost, will you?	That's the way I like 'em - big and sassy.  And get rid of your roommate.
wanna see my driver's license?	Get lost, will you?
aren't you a little too young for that, sonny?	Wanna see my driver's license?
because i'm working the night shift - and i got a bottle of gin stashed away - and as soon as there's a lull -	Aren't you a little too young for that, sonny?
why?	Because I'm working the night shift - and I got a bottle of gin stashed away - and as soon as there's a lull -
listen, doll - what time do you get off tonight?	Why?
bye.	Listen, doll - what time do you get off tonight?
forget it, doll.  after all, you work here - i work here - and believe you me, it's nice to have you with the organization.	Bye.
i suppose you want a tip?	Forget it, doll.  After all, you work here - I work here - and believe you me, it's nice to have you with the organization.
okay, doll.	I suppose you want a tip?
yes.  and that one, too.	Okay, doll.
are these your bags?	Yes.  And that one, too.
funny?  in what way?	I don't know - but I can feel it right here.  That's one good thing about ulcers - it's like a burglar alarm going off inside you.
you know, bienstock, there's something funny about those two new girls.	Funny?  In what way?
i beg your pardon.	All right, girls - from the top again.
i thought i made it clear i don't want any drinking in this outfit.	All right, girls.  Who does this belong to?  Come on, now.  Speak up.  Sugar, I warned you!
yes, sue?  what is it?	I thought I made it clear I don't want any drinking in this outfit.
hi, mary lou - rosella - okay, dolores, get a move on - how's your back, olga?	Clarinet - drums - trumpet - trombone -
those idiot broads!  here we are all packed to go to miami, and what happens?  the saxophone runs off with a bible salesman, and the bass fiddle gets herself pregnant.  i ought to fire you, bienstock.	Me?  I'm the manager of the band - not the night watchman.
a what?	My suitcase - with all my resort clothes.
you girls have seen a brown bag with a white stripe and my initials?	A what?
no --- how does it go?	Now cut that out, girls-none of that rough talk.  They went to a conservatory.
upsy-daisy.	Fresh!
it's entirely mutual.	Upsy-daisy.
you're welcome.	It's entirely mutual.
thank you ever so.	You're welcome.
you're in berths 7 and 7a.	Thank you ever so.
cut it out, girls.  stop it. joe - josephine - help!	Hey, she's ticklish!
what did he say?	The one-legged jockey said - 'Don't worry about me, baby.  I ride side-saddle.'
- so the one-legged jockey said -	What did he say?
okay.	Manhattans?  This time of night?
this a private clambake, or can anybody join?	It's private.  Go away.
me and tiny, we had them cornered - but we lost 'em in the shuffle.	Where were you guys?
what happened?	Me and Tiny, we had them cornered - but we lost 'em in the shuffle.
those two musicians from the garage!	They wouldn't be caught dead in Chicago - so we'll finish the job here.  Come on.
same faces - same instruments -  - and here's your valentine's card.	Those two musicians from the garage!
he even got charlie's last toothpick - the one from the garage - and had it gold-plated.	Like I was telling you - Little Bonaparte is getting soft.  He doesn't have it here any more.  Used to be like a rock.  Too bad.  I think it's time for him to retire.
stop, or i'll burst out crying.	He even got Charlie's last toothpick - the one from the garage - and had it gold-plated.
say, boss - i been talking to some of the other delegates - and the word is that little bonaparte is real sore about what happened to toothpick charlie.  him and charlie, they used to be choir boys together.	Stop, or I'll burst out crying.
it's all fixed!  osgood is meeting us on the pier -	We're not on the pier yet -
elope?  but there are laws - conventions -	There's a convention, all right.  There's also the ladies' morgue.
tell him you're going to elope with him.	Elope?  But there are laws - conventions -
what'll i tell him?	Tell him you're going to elope with him.
yeah, but they're not watching yachts. come on - you're going to call osgood.	What'll I tell him?
did you hear that?	Yeah, but they're not watching yachts. Come on - you're going to call Osgood.
all right - so what do we do now?	First thing we got to do is get out of these clothes.
we'll walk.  and if we have to, we'll starve.	There you go with that we again.
you crazy or something?  the place is crawling with mobsters - gangrene is setting in - and you're making like diamond jim brady!  how are we going to get out of here?  how are we going to eat?	We'll walk.  And if we have to, we'll starve.
what did we do?  joe, you're not pulling one of your old tricks.	No tricks, no mirrors, nothing up my sleeve.  It's on the level this time.
don't worry.  we did the right thing with it.	What did we do?  Joe, you're not pulling one of your old tricks.
all right. what happened to our bracelet?	Don't worry.  We did the right thing with it.
what do you mean, your bracelet? it's our bracelet.	All right. What happened to our bracelet?
wait a minute - my bracelet.  what happened to my bracelet?	What do you mean, your bracelet? It's our bracelet.
yeah - lets shove off.	Wait a minute - my bracelet.  What happened to my bracelet?
i don't know about the captain - but the navigator is getting his tail out of here.	Yeah - lets shove off.
hello, my dearest darling.  so good to hear your voice again.	I may throw up.
drop her a postcard.  any minute now those gorillas may be up here -	Hello, Room 414?  This is the ship-to-shore operator - I have a call for Miss Sugar Cane.
that's when i was a saxophone player. now i'm a millionaire.	Drop her a postcard.  Any minute now those gorillas may be up here -
since when?  usually you leave 'em with nothing but a kick in the teeth.	That's when I was a saxophone player. Now I'm a millionaire.
we can't just walk out on her without saying goodbye.	Since when?  Usually you leave 'em with nothing but a kick in the teeth.
telephone call?  who's got time for that?	We can't just walk out on her without saying goodbye.
what do you think you're doing?	Telephone call?  Who's got time for that?
get me room 414.	What do you think you're doing?
sugar?	Get me Room 414.
there's our shaving stuff - and there's sugar.	Sugar?
joe, if we get out of this hotel alive, you know what we're going to do? we're going to sell the bracelet, and grab a boat to south america and hide out in one of those banana republics -  the way i figure is, if we eat nothing but bananas, we can live there for fifty years - maybe a hundred years - that is, if we get out of the hotel alive.  did we forget anything?	There's our shaving stuff - and there's Sugar.
not that, you idiot.	But they're from Osgood.  He wanted me to wear them tonight.
okay, joe.	Not that, you idiot.
shut up and keep packing.	Okay, Joe.
i tell you, joe, they're on to us.  they're going to line us up against the wall and -  eh-eh-eh-eh-eh - and then the police are going to find two dead dames, and they're going to take us to the ladies' morgue, and when they undress us - i tell you, joe, i'm just going to die of shame.	Shut up and keep packing.
joe -	What?
nag, nag, nag.  look, we got a yacht, we got a bracelet, you got osgood, i've got sugar - we're really cooking.	Joe -
what are you giving me with the omelette?	Nag, nag, nag.  Look, we got a yacht, we got a bracelet, you got Osgood, I've got Sugar - we're really cooking.
so?  it's going to break sugar's heart when she finds out i'm not a millionaire.  that's life.  you can't make an omelette without breaking an egg.	What are you giving me with the omelette?
it's just going to break his heart when he finds out i can't marry him.	So?  It's going to break Sugar's heart when she finds out I'm not a millionaire.  That's life.  You can't make an omelette without breaking an egg.
get it while you're young.  and you better fix your lips.  you want to look nice for osgood, don't you?	It's just going to break his heart when he finds out I can't marry him.
i feel like such a tramp - taking jewelry from a man under false pretenses.	Get it while you're young.  And you better fix your lips.  You want to look nice for Osgood, don't you?
that's some nerve!	Daphne got a proposal tonight.
naturally.  you think my fiance is a bum? now i guess i'll have to give it back.	Wait a minute - lets not be hasty. After all, we don't want to hurt poor Osgood's feelings.
hey - these are real diamonds.	Naturally.  You think my fiance is a bum? Now I guess I'll have to give it back.
i'm a boy - i'm a boy - i wish i were dead - i'm a boy - i'm a boy -  what am i going to do about my engagement present?	What engagement present?
look, jerry - take my advice - forget the whole thing - just keep telling yourself you're a boy!	I'm a boy - I'm a boy - I wish I were dead - I'm a boy - I'm a boy -  What am I going to do about my engagement present?
but joe - this may be my last chance to marry a millionaire!	Look, Jerry - take my advice - forget the whole thing - just keep telling yourself you're a boy!
jerry, listen to me - there are laws - conventions - it's just not being done!	But Joe - this may be my last chance to marry a millionaire!
then we'll get a quick annulment - he'll make a nice settlement on me - i'll have those alimony checks coming in every month -	Jerry, listen to me - there are laws - conventions - it's just not being done!
oh.	Then we'll get a quick annulment - he'll make a nice settlement on me - I'll have those alimony checks coming in every month -
like right after the ceremony.	Oh.
like when?	Like right after the ceremony.
oh, i don't expect it to last.  i'll tell him the truth when the time comes.	Like when?
you're out of your mind!  how can you get away with this?	Oh, I don't expect it to last.  I'll tell him the truth when the time comes.
we've been discussing that.  he wants to go to the riviera - but i sort of lean toward niagara falls.	You're out of your mind!  How can you get away with this?
like what are you going to do on your honeymoon?	We've been discussing that.  He wants to go to the Riviera - but I sort of lean toward Niagara Falls.
like what?	Like what are you going to do on your honeymoon?
jerry - there's another problem.	Like what?
his mother - we need her approval.  but i'm not worried - because i don't smoke.	Jerry - there's another problem.
i'll say there is!	His mother - we need her approval.  But I'm not worried - because I don't smoke.
look, stop treating me like a child. i'm not stupid.  i know there's a problem.	I'll say there is!
jerry, you'd better lie down. you're not doing well.	Look, stop treating me like a child. I'm not stupid.  I know there's a problem.
security.	Jerry, you'd better lie down. You're not doing well.
but you're not a girl.  you're a guy! and why would a guy want to marry a guy?	Security.
why not?  he keeps marrying girls all the time!	But you're not a girl.  You're a guy! And why would a guy want to marry a guy?
jerry!  you can't be serious!	Why not?  He keeps marrying girls all the time!
you think he's too old for me?	Jerry!  You can't be serious!
what are you talking about? you can't marry osgood.	You think he's too old for me?
osgood proposed to me.  we're planning a june wedding.	What are you talking about? You can't marry Osgood.
what?	Osgood proposed to me.  We're planning a June wedding.
i am.	WHAT?
congratulations.  who's the lucky girl?	I am.
i'm engaged.	Congratulations.  Who's the lucky girl?
what happened?	I'm engaged.
have i got things to tell you!	What happened?
hi, jerry.  everything under control?	Have I got things to tell you!
what are you doing with my flowers?	I'm just borrowing them.  You'll get them back tomorrow.
tell him you get seasick on a yacht. play miniature golf with him.	Oh, no.  I'm not getting caught in a miniature sand trap with that guy.
don't give me the musketeers!  how'm i going to keep the guy ashore?	Tell him you get seasick on a yacht. Play miniature golf with him.
because we're pals - buddies - the two musketeers.	Don't give me the musketeers!  How'm I going to keep the guy ashore?
why do i let you talk me into these things? why?	Because we're pals - buddies - the two musketeers.
come on, you can do better than that. give him teeth - the whole personality.	Why do I let you talk me into these things? Why?
remember - he's your date for tonight. so smile.	Come on, you can do better than that. Give him teeth - the whole personality.
you can both go take a flying jump.	Remember - he's your date for tonight. So smile.
daphne - your boy friend is waving at you.	You can both go take a flying jump.
oh, no!  not tonight, josephine!	Daphne - your boy friend is waving at you.
that's right.	Oh, no!  Not tonight, Josephine!
with me?	That's right.
he's going to be ashore with you.	With ME?
and where's he going to be?	He's going to be ashore with you.
no.  i'm going to be on that boat with sugar.	And where's he going to be?
you're going to be on the boat with that dirty old man?	No.  I'm going to be on that boat with Sugar.
of course, you're not.  i'm going.	You're going to be on the boat with that dirty old man?
fat chance!  you call him right back and tell him i'm not going.	Of course, you're not.  I'm going.
just the three of you on that great big boat - you and him and rudy vallee.	Fat chance!  You call him right back and tell him I'm not going.
oh, he does!	Just the three of you on that great big boat - you and him and Rudy Vallee.
you got it made, kid.  fielding wants you to have a little cold pheasant with him on his yacht -	Oh, he does!
what message?  what motorboat?	You got it made, kid.  Fielding wants you to have a little cold pheasant with him on his yacht -
yes, mr. fielding - you'll pick her up after the show in your motorboat - goodbye - what's that you said?  oh - zowie! i'll give her the message.	What message?  What motorboat?
i'm a push-over for whom?  what is it? who's on the phone?	Yes, Mr. Fielding - you'll pick her up after the show in your motorboat - goodbye - what's that you said?  Oh - zowie! I'll give her the message.
wise guy, huh?  trying to louse me up -	And what are you trying to do to poor Sugar?  Putting on that millionaire act - and that phony accent -  Nobody talks like that!  I've seen you pull some low tricks on dames - but this is the trickiest and the lowest and the meanest -
you know - the old shell game.	Daphne, you're bothering us.
he's not only got a yacht, he's got a bicycle.	Daphne -  Go on - tell me all about him.
i heard a very sad story about a girl who went to bryn mawr.  she squealed on her roommate, and they found her strangled with her own brassiere.	Yes - you have to be very careful about picking a roommate.
you - you -	This happens to me all the time in public.
what is it, young lady?  what are you staring at?	You - you -
yeah - let her soak.  come on.	Don't get burned, Daphne.
what are you talking about?  sugar and me, we're just like sisters.	Yeah?  Well, I'm your fairy godmother - and I'm keeping an eye on you.
i watched you two on the bus - lovey-dovey - whispering and giggling and borrowing each other's lipstick -	What are you talking about?  Sugar and me, we're just like sisters.
me?  after sugar?	I watched you two on the bus - lovey-dovey - whispering and giggling and borrowing each other's lipstick -
what are you giving me with the flying fish? i know why you want to stick around - you're after sugar.	Me?  After Sugar?
what's the beef?  we're sitting pretty. we get room and board - we get paid every week - there's the palm trees and the flying fish -	What are you giving me with the flying fish? I know why you want to stick around - you're after Sugar.
all right, all right!  but how long can we keep this up?	What's the beef?  We're sitting pretty. We get room and board - we get paid every week - there's the palm trees and the flying fish -
so you got pinched in the elevator. so what?  would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?	All right, all right!  But how long can we keep this up?
but this is so humiliating.	So you got pinched in the elevator. So what?  Would you rather be picking lead out of your navel?
listen, stupid - right now spats colombo and his chums are looking for us in every male band in the country.	But this is so humiliating.
we can get a job with another band. a male band.	Listen, stupid - right now Spats Colombo and his chums are looking for us in every male band in the country.
how can we?  we're broke.	We can get a job with another band. A male band.
you promised - the minute we hit florida, we were going to beat it.	How can we?  We're broke.
blow where?	You promised - the minute we hit Florida, we were going to beat it.
i'm tired of being a flag.  i want to be a bull again.  lets get out of here, joe. let's blow.	Blow where?
they don't care - just as long as you wear skirts.  it's like waving a red flat in front of a bull.	I'm tired of being a flag.  I want to be a bull again.  Lets get out of here, Joe. Let's blow.
and i'm not even pretty.	They don't care - just as long as you wear skirts.  It's like waving a red flat in front of a bull.
well, now you know how the other half lives.	And I'm not even pretty.
i got pinched in the elevator.	Well, now you know how the other half lives.
what happened?	I got pinched in the elevator.
male and female - the moth and the flame - i ought to slug you!	You wouldn't hit a girl, would you?
it's not my fault.  i didn't invite them.	Break it up, girls!  Daphne! Come on, help me!
what's going on here?  daphne - daphne -	It's not my fault.  I didn't invite them.
good night, daphne.	Good night, Josephine.
but suppose i lose?  suppose it's an emergency?	Then pull the emergency brake!
fight it.	But suppose I lose?  Suppose it's an emergency?
but suppose i got to go - like for a drink of water?	Fight it.
i just want to make sure that honey stays in the hive.  there'll be no buzzing around tonight.	But suppose I got to go - like for a drink of water?
what are you doing?	I just want to make sure that honey stays in the hive.  There'll be no buzzing around tonight.
steady, boy.  just keep telling yourself you're a girl.	I'm a girl.  I'm a girl.  I'm a girl -
oh, you don't have to worry about that.	We would be caught dead with men.  Those rough, hairy beasts with eight hands -  They all want just one thing from a girl.
men?	Oh, you don't have to worry about that.
look - no butter, no pastry, and no sugar!	You tore it again!
boy, would i like to borrow a cup of that sugar.	Look - no butter, no pastry, and no Sugar!
forget it.  one false move, and they'll toss us off the train - there'll be the police, and the papers, and the mob in chicago...	Boy, would I like to borrow a cup of that Sugar.
how about the shape of that liquor cabinet?	Forget it.  One false move, and they'll toss us off the train - there'll be the police, and the papers, and the mob in Chicago...
down, daphne!	How about the shape of that liquor cabinet?
bye, sugar.  we been playing with the wrong bands.	Down, Daphne!
i changed it.  it used to be sugar kowalczyk.	Polish?
this way, daphne.	Now you tore the other one.
you better come help me.	This way, Daphne.
you'd better go fix it.	You better come help me.
tore off one of my chests.	You'd better go fix it.
done what?	Tore off one of my chests.
now you've done it!	Done what?
not there - that's the emergency brake.	Now you've done it!
listen, stupe - no butter and no pastry. we're on a diet!	Not there - that's the emergency brake.
when i was a kid, i used to have a dream - i was locked up in this pastry shop overnight - with all kinds of goodies around - jelly rolls and mocha eclairs and sponge cake and boston cream pie and cherry tarts -	Listen, stupe - no butter and no pastry. We're on a diet!
watch it, daphne!	When I was a kid, I used to have a dream - I was locked up in this pastry shop overnight - with all kinds of goodies around - jelly rolls and mocha eclairs and sponge cake and Boston cream pie and cherry tarts -
how about that talent?  this is like falling into a tub of butter.	Watch it, Daphne!
hello, everybody.  i'm the bass fiddle. just call me daphne.	I'm Josephine.  Sax.
i never did like the name geraldine.	Hello, everybody.  I'm the bass fiddle. Just call me Daphne.
daphne?	I never did like the name Geraldine.
my name is josephine.	And I'm Daphne.
what are you afraid of?  nobody's asking you to have a baby.  this is just to get out of town. the minute we hit florida, we'll blow this set-up.	This time I'm not going to let you talk me into something that...
who are we kidding?  look at that - look how she moves - it's like jello on springs - they must have some sort of a built-in motor. i tell you it's a whole different sex.	What are you afraid of?  Nobody's asking you to have a baby.  This is just to get out of town. The minute we hit Florida, we'll blow this set-up.
the name is josephine.  and it was your idea in the first place.	Who are we kidding?  Look at that - look how she moves - it's like jello on springs - they must have some sort of a built-in motor. I tell you it's a whole different sex.
it's no use.  we'll never get away with it, joe.	The name is Josephine.  And it was your idea in the first place.
with those legs?  are you crazy?	It's no use.  We'll never get away with it, Joe.
i feel so naked.  like everybody's looking at me.	With those legs?  Are you crazy?
quit stalling.  we'll miss the train.	I feel so naked.  Like everybody's looking at me.
and it's so drafty.  they must be catching colds all the time.	Quit stalling.  We'll miss the train.
must be the way their weight is distributed. come on.	And it's so drafty.  They must be catching colds all the time.
how can they walk on these things? how do they keep their balance?	Must be the way their weight is distributed. Come on.
shave?  at a time like this?  those guys got machine guns - they're going to blast our heads off - and you want to shave?	Shave our legs, stupid.
we are going out of town.  but we're going to shave.	Shave?  At a time like this?  Those guys got machine guns - they're going to blast our heads off - and you want to shave?
we got to get out of town.  maybe we ought to grow beards.	We are going out of town.  But we're going to shave.
the police?  we'd never live to testify. not against spats colombo.  wabash 1098.	We got to get out of town.  Maybe we ought to grow beards.
you going to call the police?	The police?  We'd never live to testify. Not against Spats Colombo.  Wabash 1098.
as far away as possible.	That's not far enough.  You don't know those guys!  But they know us.  Every hood in Chicago will be looking for us -
where are we running, joe?	As far away as possible.
not yet.  but if those guys catch us, there'll be blood all over.  type o.	Where are we running, Joe?
you don't see any blood?	Not yet.  But if those guys catch us, there'll be blood all over.  Type O.
they got the bull-fiddle.	You don't see any blood?
i think they got me.	They got the bull-fiddle.
we didn't see anything -  - did we?	No - nothing.  Besides, it's none of our business if you guys want to knock each other off -
we could've had three weeks in florida - all expenses paid.  lying around in the sun - palm trees - frying fish...	Knock it off, will you?
it's a hundred miles, joe - it's snowing - how are we going to get there?	I'll think of something.  Don't crowd me.
all the way to urbana - for a one night stand?	It's twelve bucks.  We can get one of the overcoats out of hock.
now you're talking!  we pick up a couple of second-hand wigs - a little padding here and there - call ourselves josephine and geraldine -	Josephine and Geraldine!  Come on!
you've flipped your wig!	Now you're talking!  We pick up a couple of second-hand wigs - a little padding here and there - call ourselves Josephine and Geraldine -
but, joe - three weeks in florida!  we could borrow some clothes from the girls in the chorus -	You've flipped your wig!
no.  and he ain't been eating so good, either. he's got an empty stomach and it's gone to his head.	But, Joe - three weeks in Florida!  We could borrow some clothes from the girls in the chorus -
you mean it's a girls' band?	Yeah, that's what he means. Good old Nellie!  I ought to wring her neck!
nellie told us about it.	We're not too late, are we?
right.  we have the same blood type...	- Type O.
so i had to rush him to the hospital and give him a transfusion...  right?	Right.  We have the same blood type...
it did?  boy, did it ever!	So I had to rush him to the hospital and give him a transfusion...  Right?
don't you remember?  he has this bad tooth - it got impacted - the whole jaw swole up -	It did?  Boy, did it ever!
with me?	Don't you remember?  He has this bad tooth - it got impacted - the whole jaw swole up -
with you.	With me?
yeah - where were you?	With you.
i thought you weren't talking to me.	Look at the bull fiddle - it's dressed warmer than I am.
greased lightning!  why do i listen to you? i ought to have my head examined!	I thought you weren't talking to me.
look, stupid, he's ten to one.  tomorrow, we'll have twenty overcoats!	Greased Lightning!  Why do I listen to you? I ought to have my head examined!
but we'll freeze - it's below zero - we'll catch pneumonia.	Look, stupid, he's ten to one.  Tomorrow, we'll have twenty overcoats!
i told you - it's a sure thing.	But we'll freeze - it's below zero - we'll catch pneumonia.
sam the bookie?  nothing doing!  you're not putting my overcoat on that dog!	I told you - it's a sure thing.
shut up, will you?  i wonder how much sam the bookie will give up for our overcoats?	Sam the Bookie?  Nothing doing!  You're not putting my overcoat on that dog!
of course, the landlady is going to lock us out - moe said no more knackwurst on credit - and we can't borrow any more from the girls, because they're on their way to jail -	Shut up, will you?  I wonder how much Sam the Bookie will give up for our overcoats?
quiet - i'm thinking.	Of course, the landlady is going to lock us out - Moe said no more knackwurst on credit - and we can't borrow any more from the girls, because they're on their way to jail -
well, that solves one problem.  we don't have to worry about who to pay first.	Quiet - I'm thinking.
suppose lake michigan overflows?	Don't look now - but the whole town is under water!
hey, joe!	Suppose Lake Michigan overflows?
suppose mary pickford divorces douglas fairbanks?	Hey, Joe!
jerry-boy - why do you have to paint everything so black? suppose you get hit by a truck? suppose the stock market crashes?	Suppose Mary Pickford divorces Douglas Fairbanks?
but suppose it doesn't?	Jerry-boy - why do you have to paint everything so black? Suppose you get hit by a truck? Suppose the stock market crashes?
what are you worried about?  this job is going to last a long time.	But suppose it doesn't?
but suppose he loses?	What are you worried about?  This job is going to last a long time.
look at those odds - ten to one. if he wins, we can pay everybody.	But suppose he loses?
what are you giving me with the rabbit?	Look at those odds - ten to one. If he wins, we can pay everybody.
he's a shoo-in.  i got the word from max the waiter - his brother-in-law is the electrician who wires the rabbit -	What are you giving me with the rabbit?
you're going to bet my money on a dog?	He's a shoo-in.  I got the word from Max the waiter - his brother-in-law is the electrician who wires the rabbit -
first thing tomorrow we're going out to the dog track and put the whole bundle on greased lightning.	You're going to bet my money on a dog?
we're not?	First thing tomorrow we're going out to the dog track and put the whole bundle on Greased Lightning.
no we're not.	We're not?
first thing tomorrow we're going to pay everybody a little something on account.	No we're not.
of course i am.	First thing tomorrow we're going to pay everybody a little something on account.
you're right, joe.	Of course I am.
how can you be so selfish?  we owe back rent - we're in four eighty-nine bucks to moe's delicatessen - we're being sued by three chinese lawyers because our check bounced at the laundry - we've borrowed money from every girl in the line -	You're right, Joe.
it's just a little inlay - it doesn't even have to be gold -	How can you be so selfish?  We owe back rent - we're in four eighty-nine bucks to Moe's Delicatessen - we're being sued by three Chinese lawyers because our check bounced at the laundry - we've borrowed money from every girl in the line -
dentist?  we been out of work for four months - and you want to blow your first week's pay on your teeth?	It's just a little inlay - it doesn't even have to be gold -
because i lost a filling in my back tooth. i gotta go to the dentist tomorrow.	Dentist?  We been out of work for four months - and you want to blow your first week's pay on your teeth?
yeah.  why?	Because I lost a filling in my back tooth. I gotta go to the dentist tomorrow.
i mean, we get paid tonight, don't we?	Yeah.  Why?
i'll say.	I mean, we get paid tonight, don't we?
say, joe - tonight's the night, isn't it?	I'll say.
he's going to south america to marry some other girl - that's what they call high finance.	That's what I call a louse!  If I were you, Sugar, I'd throw that bracelet right back in his face.
thirty-four.	He's going to South America to marry some other girl - that's what they call high finance.
junior gave it to me.  it must have at least thirty stones -	Thirty-four.
i always did.	Junior gave it to me.  It must have at least thirty stones -
you like it?	I always did.
how did you get that bracelet?	You like it?
what for?	And talk about elegant - you should see the yacht - candlelight - mint sauce and cranberries.
of course not.  as a matter of fact, it was just the other way around.  you see he needs help.	What for?
did he get fresh?	Of course not.  As a matter of fact, it was just the other way around.  You see he needs help.
i thought i heard voices - and i just had to talk to somebody.  i don't feel like going to sleep.	I know what you need - a slug of bourbon.
no!	Yes.
yes.  he wants me to have supper with him - on his yacht - he's going to pick me up at the pier.	No!
no!	Yes.  He wants me to have supper with him - on his yacht - he's going to pick me up at the pier.
i hope so.	What do you think, Josephine?  What does it say in your crystal ball?
what do you mean, maybe?  i saw the way he looked at you.  he'll be there for sure.	I hope so.
oh, come on - you can do better than that.	I met one of them.
do you suppose she went out shopping?	That's it.  Something tells me she's going to walk through that door in a whole new outfit.
yeah.  this is one for ripley.	Do you suppose she went out shopping?
believe it or not - josephine predicted the whole thing.	Yeah.  This is one for Ripley.
no, no, sugar - wait.  i have a feeling she's going to show up any minute.	Believe it or not - Josephine predicted the whole thing.
well, i'll come back later.	No, no, Sugar - wait.  I have a feeling she's going to show up any minute.
that's funny.  josie -  i can't imagine where she can be.	Well, I'll come back later.
i guess she's not in here.	That's funny.  Josie -  I can't imagine where she can be.
josephine -	I guess she's not in here.
oh yes, we do!	Josephine -
we don't have to run.	Oh yes, we do!
neither can i.  come on - lets go up to her room and tell her - right now.	We don't have to run.
will she be surprised. i just can't wait to see her face -	Neither can I.  Come on - lets go up to her room and tell her - right now.
yeah - josephine.	Will she be surprised. I just can't wait to see her face -
if i'd been watching my step, i never would have met him.  wait till i tell josephine.	Yeah - Josephine.
sugar, dear - let me give you some advice. if i were a girl - and i am - i'd watch my step.	If I'd been watching my step, I never would have met him.  Wait till I tell Josephine.
now look, daphne - hands off - i saw him first.	Sugar, dear - let me give you some advice. If I were a girl - and I am - I'd watch my step.
well, i'll be - !   how about that guy?	Now look, Daphne - hands off - I saw him first.
come on, daphne.	Well, I'll be - !   How about that guy?
oh, please do come.  don't disappoint us. it'll be such fun.  and bring your yacht.	Come on, Daphne.
i'm a what?	Or was it Bryn Mawr?
it sleeps twelve.  this is my friend daphne. she's a vassar girl.	I'm a what?
his yacht?	It sleeps twelve.  This is my friend Daphne. She's a Vassar girl.
i recognized him too - his picture was in vanity fair.	Vanity Fair?
run along, daphne - i'll catch up with you.	Okay.
come on, sugar - time to change for dinner.	Run along, Daphne - I'll catch up with you.
what's that?	You're so flat-chested.  Clothes hang so much better on you than they do on me.
but there's one thing i envy you for.	What's that?
that's from carrying around the bull fiddle.	But there's one thing I envy you for.
i mean, your shoulders - and your arms -	That's from carrying around the bull fiddle.
you should have seen me before i went on a diet.	I mean, your shoulders - and your arms -
you know, daphne - i had no idea you were such a big girl.	You should have seen me before I went on a diet.
what do you think you're doing?	Just a little trick I picked up in the elevator.
oh, i have some suntan lotion.	She'll rub it on me - and I'll rub it on her - and we'll rub it on each other - bye.
see?  she doesn't have one either -  you don't?	We'll rent some at the bathhouse. How about you, Josephine?
a bunch of us girls are going for a swim. want to come along?	You betcha.
here you are, sugar.	A bunch of us girls are going for a swim. Want to come along?
i'll carry the instruments.	Thank you, Daphne.
not you, sugar.	I'm just going to get some ice.
and bring the cocktail shaker.	Oh, Sugar.  You're going to spoil my surprise.
who needs vermouth?	We have some bourbon - lets make Manhattans.
here.  this'll put hair on your chest.	No fair guessing.
we better have a drink first.	Here.  This'll put hair on your chest.
when?	We better have a drink first.
uh-uh.  not yet.	When?
what's the surprise?	Uh-uh.  Not yet.
so spill it.  spills, thrills, laughs, games - this may even turn out to be a surprise party.	What's the surprise?
i may spill something.	So spill it.  Spills, thrills, laughs, games - this may even turn out to be a surprise party.
no - no lights.  we don't want anyone to know we're having a party.	I may spill something.
you better put on the lights. i can't see what i'm doing.	No - no lights.  We don't want anyone to know we're having a party.
i tell you - this is the only way to travel.	You better put on the lights. I can't see what I'm doing.
how's the bottle?	Half-full.
i'm fine.	How's the bottle?
you all right?	I'm fine.
i know where to get some.  don't move.	You all right?
you got some?	I know where to get some.  Don't move.
look, sugar, if you feel you're coming down with something, the best thing is a shot of whiskey.	You got some?
i have a very low resistance.	Look, Sugar, if you feel you're coming down with something, the best thing is a shot of whiskey.
i'm not that sick.	I have a very low resistance.
maybe i'd better go before i catch something.	I'm not that sick.
i'm a very sick girl.	Maybe I'd better go before I catch something.
what did you say?	I'm a very sick girl.
i'm a girl, i'm a girl, i'm a girl -	What did you say?
let me warm them a little.  there - isn't that better?	I'm a girl, I'm a girl, I'm a girl -
isn't that ridiculous?	Let me warm them a little.  There - isn't that better?
and you've got cold feet.	Isn't that ridiculous?
that's ridiculous.	And you've got cold feet.
and your head is hot.	That's ridiculous.
that's ridiculous.	And your head is hot.
why you poor thing - you're trembling all over.	That's ridiculous.
no, no.	Why you poor thing - you're trembling all over.
anything wrong?	No, no.
interesting.	Anything wrong?
when i was a little girl, on cold nights like this, i used to crawl into bed with my sister.  we'd cuddle up under the covers, and pretend we were lost in a dark cave, and were trying to find out way out.	Interesting.
no.  it's nice and cozy.	When I was a little girl, on cold nights like this, I used to crawl into bed with my sister.  We'd cuddle up under the covers, and pretend we were lost in a dark cave, and were trying to find out way out.
i'm not crowding you, am i?	No.  It's nice and cozy.
stay as long as you'd like.	I'm not crowding you, am I?
i'd better stay here till she goes back to sleep.	Stay as long as you'd like.
we won't tell anybody - not even josephine.	I'd better stay here till she goes back to sleep.
i don't want her to know we're in cahoots.	We won't tell anybody - not even Josephine.
sssh.  sweet sue.	I don't want her to know we're in cahoots.
and that's one of them.	Sssh.  Sweet Sue.
oh, i can think of a million things -	And that's one of them.
if there's anything i can do for you -	Oh, I can think of a million things -
it must be freezing outside.  when i think of you - and your poor ukulele -	If there's anything I can do for you -
if it hadn't been for you, they would have kicked me off the train.  i'd be out there in the middle of nowhere, sitting on my ukulele.	It must be freezing outside.  When I think of you - and your poor ukulele -
it's nothing.  i just think us girls should stick together.	If it hadn't been for you, they would have kicked me off the train.  I'd be out there in the middle of nowhere, sitting on my ukulele.
i wanted to thank you for covering for me. you're a real pal.	It's nothing.  I just think us girls should stick together.
oh - sugar!	I wanted to thank you for covering for me. You're a real pal.
good night, honey.	Honey - she called me honey.
good night, sugar.	Good night, honey.
i'll say.	See you around, girls.
are my seams straight?	I'll say.
we'll take a rain check.	I don't want you to think that I'm a drinker. I can stop any time I want to - only I don't want to.  Especially when I'm blue.
she sings, too.	I don't really have much of a voice - but then it's not much of a band, either.  I'm only with 'em because I'm running away.
that's us.  i'm daphne - and this is josephine.	I'm Sugar Cane.
terribly sorry.	That's all right.  I was afraid it was Sweet Sue. You won't tell anybody, will you?
oh!	Terribly sorry.
what's the big idea?	I'm sorry. I was having a nightmare.  Something I ate.  I'm not at all well.  See?  Hot water bottle.
i was it.	What's the big idea?
yes.  for a whole year.	I thought you said three years.
didn't you girls say you went to a conservatory?	Yes.  For a whole year.
how did those holes get there?	Oh - those.  I don't know.  Mice?
where did you girls play before?	Oh - here and there - and around.
brand new.	This is our manager, Mr. Bienstock. I'm Sweet Sue.
hello, mr. morris? this is poliakoff, in chicago. say, you wouldn't have a couple of girl musicians available? a sax player and a base?	Look, if William Morris doesn't come through -
wait a minute, joe.  lets talk this over.  why couldn't we do it?  last year, when we played in that gypsy tearoom, we wore gold earrings.  and you remember when you booked us with that hawaiian band?  grass skirts!	What's with him - he drinks?
yes, i'm holding on.	Wait a minute, Joe.  Lets talk this over.  Why couldn't we do it?  Last year, when we played in that gypsy tearoom, we wore gold earrings.  And you remember when you booked us with that Hawaiian band?  Grass skirts!
- and you got to be girls.	We could -
we could dye our hair.	- and you got to be girls.
- you got to be blonde -	We could dye our hair.
we could pass for that.	- you got to be blonde -
what's wrong with us?	You're the wrong shape.  Goodbye.
it's about the florida job.	The Florida job?
but you don't understand!  i'm a man!	Well - nobody's perfect.
we'll adopt some.	But you don't understand!  I'm a MAN!
and i can never have children.	We'll adopt some.
i forgive you.	And I can never have children.
and i have a terrible past.  for three years now, i've been living with a saxophone player.	I forgive you.
i don't care.	And I have a terrible past.  For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
and i smoke. i smoke all the time.	I don't care.
it doesn't matter.	And I smoke. I smoke all the time.
well, to begin with, i'm not a natural blonde.	It doesn't matter.
why not?	Well, to begin with, I'm not a natural blonde.
oh, no you don't!  look, osgood - i'm going to level with you. we can't get married at all.	Why not?
we can have it altered.	Oh, no you don't!  Look, Osgood - I'm going to level with you. We can't get married at all.
osgood - i can't get married in your mother's dress.  she and i - we' not built the same way.	We can have it altered.
i called mama - she was so happy she cried - she wants you to have her wedding gown - it's white lace.	Osgood - I can't get married in your mother's dress.  She and I - we' not built the same way.
another bridesmaid?	Flower girl.
pleased to meet you.	Come one!
this is my friend josephine - she's going to be a bridesmaid.	Pleased to meet you.
you're leading again.	Sorry.
yes, osgood?	You're leading again.
daphne...	Yes, Osgood?
you know something, mr. fielding? you're dynamite!	You're a pretty hot little firecracker yourself.
they got a cuban band that's the berries. why don't we go there - blindfold the orchestra - and tango till dawn?	You know something, Mr. Fielding? You're dynamite!
about that roadhouse -	They got a Cuban band that's the berries. Why don't we go there - blindfold the orchestra - and tango till dawn?
who?	About that roadhouse -
well, i'll be - !  he does have a bicycle.	Who?
well, then, why don't we go dancing? i know a little road-house, down the coast -	Well, I'll be - !  He does have a bicycle.
i'll throw up!	Well, then, why don't we go dancing? I know a little road-house, down the coast -
but it's such a waste - a full moon - an empty yacht -	I'll throw up!
please.  it won't happen again.	No, thank you.  I'll walk.
this is where i get off.	Oh, you don't get off that easy.
goodbye?	This is where I get off.
goodbye, mr. fielding.	Goodbye?
she doesn't approve of girls who smoke.	Goodbye, Mr. Fielding.
why?	She doesn't approve of girls who smoke.
my last wife was an acrobatic dancer - you know, sort of a contortionist - she could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes - zowie! - but mama broke it up.	Why?
wanna bet?	My last wife was an acrobatic dancer - you know, sort of a contortionist - she could smoke a cigarette while holding it between her toes - Zowie! - but Mama broke it up.
you must be quite a girl.	Wanna bet?
most of the time i slap it.	You must be quite a girl.
fascinating.  do you use a bow or do you just pluck it?	Most of the time I slap it.
bull fiddle.	Fascinating.  Do you use a bow or do you just pluck it?
oh, of course.  which of these instruments do you play?	Bull fiddle.
sorry.  i'll be on the bandstand.	Oh, of course.  which of these instruments do you play?
if i promise not to be a naughty boy - how about dinner tonight?	Sorry.  I'll be on the bandstand.
well, pull in your reel, mr. fielding. you're barking up the wrong fish.	If I promise not to be a naughty boy - how about dinner tonight?
so this year, when george white's scandals opened, she packed me off to florida.  right now she thinks i'm out there on my yacht - deep-sea fishing.	Well, pull in your reel, Mr. Fielding. You're barking up the wrong fish.
i'm not surprised.	So this year, when George White's Scandals opened, she packed me off to Florida.  Right now she thinks I'm out there on my yacht - deep-sea fishing.
mama is keeping score.  frankly, she's getting rather annoyed with me	I'm not surprised.
you're not sure?	Mama is keeping score.  Frankly, she's getting rather annoyed with me
no - it's showgirls.  i've been married seven or eight times.	You're not sure?
you invest in shows?	No - it's showgirls.  I've been married seven or eight times.
yes, indeed.  it's cost my family quite a bit of money.	You invest in shows?
you don't say.	Yes, indeed.  It's cost my family quite a bit of money.
you know, i've always been fascinated by show business.	You don't say.
personally, i'm type o.	You know, I've always been fascinated by show business.
it certainly is delightful to have some young blood around here.	Personally, I'm Type O.
thank you.  aren't you a sweetheart?	It certainly is delightful to have some young blood around here.
let me carry one of the instruments.	Thank you.  Aren't you a sweetheart?
me too.  bye now.	Let me carry one of the instruments.
if there is one thing i admire, it's a girl with a shapely ankle.	Me too.  Bye now.
i am cinderella the second.	If there is one thing I admire, it's a girl with a shapely ankle.
i am osgood fielding the third.	I am Cinderella the Second.
help yourself.	I am Osgood Fielding the Third.
just a moment, miss -  may i?	Help yourself.
oh, that's all taken care of.  i'm giving them shore leave.  we'll have a little cold pheasant - and champagne - and i checked with the coast guard - there'll be a full moon tonight - oh, and tell her i got a new batch of rudy vallee records -	That's good thinking.  Daphne's a push-over for him.
just the two of you?  what about the crew?	Oh, that's all taken care of.  I'm giving them shore leave.  We'll have a little cold pheasant - and champagne - and I checked with the Coast Guard - there'll be a full moon tonight - oh, and tell her I got a new batch of Rudy Vallee records -
the new caledonia.  that's the name of it.  the old caledonia went down during a wild party off cape hatteras.  but tell her not to worry - this is going to be a quiet little midnight snack - just the two of us.	Just the two of you?  What about the crew?
got it.  supper - yacht - after the show - i'll tell her.  your yacht?	The New Caledonia.  That's the name of it.  The Old Caledonia went down during a wild party off Cape Hatteras.  But tell her not to worry - this is going to be a quiet little midnight snack - just the two of us.
well, it is to me.  will you give her a message?  i'd like her to have a little supper with me on my yacht after the show tonight.	Got it.  Supper - yacht - after the show - I'll tell her.  Your yacht?
this is her roommate.  daphne can't talk right now.  is it anything urgent?	Well, it is to me.  Will you give her a message?  I'd like her to have a little supper with me on my yacht after the show tonight.
i don't mean to be forward - but ain't i had the pleasure of meeting you two broads before?	Oh, no!
we won't breathe a word.	You won't breathe nothing' - not even air.
i don't like no witnesses.	We won't breathe a word.
to urbana.  it's a hundred miles.	You ain't going nowhere.
wait a minute.  where do you think you're going?	To Urbana.  It's a hundred miles.
we're just a couple of musicians - we come to pick up a car - nellie weinmeyer's car - there's a dance tonight -  come on, jerry.	Wait a minute.  Where do you think you're going?
don't i know you two from somewhere?	We're just a couple of musicians - we come to pick up a car - Nellie Weinmeyer's car - there's a dance tonight -  Come on, Jerry.
good!  then you won't be needing your car.	My car?  Why, you -
yes, joe.	Good!  Then you won't be needing your car.
and you'll be in all evening?	Yes, Joe.
i'm not doing anything.  i just thought i'd go home and have some cold pizza -	And you'll be in all evening?
because i got some plans -	I'm not doing anything.  I just thought I'd go home and have some cold pizza -
why?	Because I got some plans -
please, jerry - that's no way to talk.  nellie baby - what are you doing tonight?	Why?
what's the job?	It's three weeks in Florida -
you're making it up pretty good so far.	The minute we get a job, I'm going to take you out to the swellest restaurant -
nellie baby, i'll make it up to you.	You're making it up pretty good so far.
oh?	Nellie baby, I'll make it up to you.
now look, nellie - if it's about last saturday night - i can explain everything.	What a heel!  I spend four dollars to get my hair marcelled, I buy me a new negligee, I bake him a great big pizza pie...  - and where were you?
oh, it's you!  you got a lot of nerve -	Thank you.
anything today?	Oh, it's you!  You got a lot of nerve -
we'll take it!	You got it.  It's six dollars a man.  Be on the campus in Urbana at eight o'clock -
look, if you boys want to pick up a little money tonight -  at the university of illinois they are having - you should excuse the expression - a st. valentine's dance.	We'll take it!
no, we couldn't!	William Morris!
what kind of band is this, anyway?	You got to be under twenty-five -
it's not the backs that worry me.	What kind of band is this, anyway?
the wrong shape?  you looking for hunchbacks or something?	It's not the backs that worry me.
you need a bass and a sax, don't you?	The instruments are right, but you are not.  I want to speak to Mr. Morris.
what are you - a couple of comedians? get out of here!  long distance?  get me the william morris agency in new york.	You need a bass and a sax, don't you?
hey, sig - can we talk to you?	Nellie, get me long distance.  What is it?
we got time off for good behavior.	There are two things I will not put up with during working hours.  One is liquor - and the other one is men.
we got it second-hand.	All right - lets take it from the top. And put a little heat under it, will you?
no - funerals.	Would you mind rejoining the living? Goose it up a little.
hey, sheboygan - you two - what was your last job - playing square dances?	No - funerals.
you two from the poliakoff agency?	Yes, we're the new girls.
well, here we are.	You two from the Poliakoff Agency?
do yourself a favor - go back where the millionaires are - the sweet end of the lollipop - not the cole slaw in the face and the old socks and the squeezed-out tube of toothpaste -	That's right - pour it on.  Talk me out of it.
i know.  every time!	Do yourself a favor - go back where the millionaires are - the sweet end of the lollipop - not the cole slaw in the face and the old socks and the squeezed-out tube of toothpaste -
you don't want me, sugar - i'm a liar and a phony - a saxophone player - one of those no-goodnicks you've been running away from -	I know.  Every time!
sugar!  what do you think you're doing?	I told you - I'm not very bright.
you'll forget him, sugar.	How can I?  No matter where I go, there'll always be a Shell station on the corner.  I'll bring this back when it's empty.
he was the first nice guy i ever met in my life - and the only one who ever gave me anything.	You'll forget him, Sugar.
daphne -	He was the first nice guy I ever met in my life - and the only one who ever gave me anything.
what's the matter, sugar?	I don't know.  All of a sudden, I'm thirsty.
well, anchors aweigh, you have a bon voyage.  and if you need an orchestra to play at your wedding, we'll be through here in a couple of weeks.	Goodbye, my darling.
oh.  the navigator just came in - we're ready to cast off.	Well, anchors aweigh, you have a bon voyage.  And if you need an orchestra to play at your wedding, we'll be through here in a couple of weeks.
i didn't do anything.  it just happened.	Oh.  The navigator just came in - we're ready to cast off.
not always.  but i want you to know i'm very grateful for what you did for me.	I didn't do anything.  It just happened.
real diamonds.  they must be worth their weight in gold.  are you always this generous?	Not always.  But I want you to know I'm very grateful for what you did for me.
what's what?  oh, that.  just a little going away present.	Real diamonds.  They must be worth their weight in gold.  Are you always this generous?
yes, they're here.  oh - white orchids.  would you believe it - i haven't had white orchids since i was a debutante.  what's this?	What's what?  Oh, that.  just a little going away present.
but you have.  you've given me all that inside information - first thing tomorrow i'm going to call my broker and have him buy fifty thousand shares of venezuelan oil.	Smart move.  Oh, by the way - did you get my flowers? You know, those orchids from my greenhouse - the fog finally lifted over Long Island, and they flew them down this morning.
i only wish there were something i could do for you.	But you have.  You've given me all that inside information - first thing tomorrow I'm going to call my broker and have him buy fifty thousand shares of Venezuelan oil.
i knew you would.	I only wish there were something I could do for you.
oh, of course.  i understand.  at least, i think i do.	I knew you would.
according to our tax advisers, she's only so-so.  but - that's the way the oil gushes. a man in my position has a certain responsibility to the stockholders - all those little people who invest their life savings -	Oh, of course.  I understand.  At least, I think I do.
oh - that kind of a merger.  is she young? pretty?	According to our tax advisers, she's only so-so.  But - that's the way the oil gushes. A man in my position has a certain responsibility to the stockholders - all those little people who invest their life savings -
it's all rather complicated - what we call high finance - but it so happens that the president of the venezuelan syndicate has a daughter, and -	Oh - that kind of a merger.  Is she young? Pretty?
you're not?	It's all rather complicated - what we call high finance - but it so happens that the president of the Venezuelan syndicate has a daughter, and -
quite a while.  as a matter of fact, i'm not coming back at all.	You're not?
a merger?  how long will you be gone?	Quite a while.  As a matter of fact, I'm not coming back at all.
you see, we have those oil interests in venezuela - and i just got a cable from dad - the board of directors decided on a merger.	A merger?  How long will you be gone?
where to?  south america?  oh. that is unexpected.	You see, we have those oil interests in Venezuela - and I just got a cable from Dad - the board of directors decided on a merger.
not tomorrow, either.  you see, i have to leave - something unexpected came up - i'm sailing right away.	Where to?  South America?  Oh. That is unexpected.
tomorrow night?	Not tomorrow, either.  You see, I have to leave - something unexpected came up - I'm sailing right away.
i'm afraid not.  i can't make it tonight.	Tomorrow night?
i'll meet you on the pier again - right after the show.	I'm afraid not.  I can't make it tonight.
yes.  now about our date for tonight...	I'll meet you on the pier again - right after the show.
that's funny - i never slept better.  and i had the most wonderful dream.  i was still on the yacht, and the anchor broke loose - and we drifted for days and days - you were the captain and i was the crew - i kept a lookout for icebergs, and i sorted your shells, and mixed your cocktails, and wiped the steam off your glasses - and when i woke up, i felt like swimming right back to you.	Yes.  Now about our date for tonight...
me?	Daphne has a beau - I have a beau - if we could only find somebody for you.
that's wonderful.  poor josephine.	Me?
from a rich millionaire.	That's wonderful.  Poor Josephine.
really?	From a rich millionaire.
gee, i wish i'd been there.	I'm going to see him again tonight - and every night - I think he's going to propose to me - as soon as he gets up his nerve.
did you have a nice time?	Nice?  It was suicidally beautiful.
oh, no.  i'm off that stuff - for good.	Did you have a nice time?
eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars.	Let's make it an even million.
how much do i owe the milk fund so far?	Eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
good morning.	How much do I owe the Milk Fund so far?
good night.	Good morning.
where did you learn to kiss like that?	Oh, you know - Junior League - charity bazaars - I used to sell kisses for the Milk Fund.
mineral baths - now really!	Where did you learn to kiss like that?
they told me i was caputt - finished - washed up - and now you're making a chump out of all those experts.	Mineral baths - now really!
thank you.	They told me I was caputt - finished - washed up - and now you're making a chump out of all those experts.
i never knew it could be like this.	Thank you.
i must be - because your glasses are beginning to steam up.	I never knew it could be like this.
i think you're on the right track.	I must be - because your glasses are beginning to steam up.
lets throw another log on the fire.	I think you're on the right track.
i got a funny sensation in my toes - like somebody was barbecuing them over a slow flame.	Lets throw another log on the fire.
i'm not quite sure.  try it again.	I got a funny sensation in my toes - like somebody was barbecuing them over a slow flame.
well - ?	I'm not quite sure.  Try it again.
it's like smoking without inhaling.	So inhale!
you're not giving yourself a chance. don't fight it.  relax.	It's like smoking without inhaling.
look, it's terribly sweet of you to want to help out - but it's no use.  i think the light switch is over there -  - and that's the radio.  it's like taking somebody to a concert when he's tone deaf.	You're not giving yourself a chance. Don't fight it.  Relax.
would you like a little more champagne?  and maybe if we had some music -  - how do you dim these lights?	Look, it's terribly sweet of you to want to help out - but it's no use.  I think the light switch is over there -  - and that's the radio.  It's like taking somebody to a concert when he's tone deaf.
i'm afraid not.  terribly sorry.	Would you like a little more champagne?  And maybe if we had some music -  - how do you dim these lights?
anything this time?	I'm afraid not.  Terribly sorry.
all right - if you insist.	Anything this time?
i may not be dr. freud or a mayo brother or one of those french upstairs girls - but could i take another crack at it?	All right - if you insist.
what is it?	I may not be Dr. Freud or a Mayo Brother or one of those French upstairs girls - but could I take another crack at it?
would you do me a favor?	What is it?
if i ever found a girl that could - i'd marry her like that.	Would you do me a favor?
don't talk like that.  i'm sure there must be some girl some place that could -	If I ever found a girl that could - I'd marry her like that.
i have.  spent six months in vienna with professor freud - flat on my back -  - then there were the mayo brothers - and injections and hypnosis and mineral baths - if i weren't such a coward, i'd kill myself.	Don't talk like that.  I'm sure there must be some girl some place that could -
maybe if you saw a good doctor...	I have.  Spent six months in Vienna with Professor Freud - flat on my back -  - then there were the Mayo Brothers - and injections and hypnosis and mineral baths - if I weren't such a coward, I'd kill myself.
thanks just the same.	Maybe if you saw a good doctor...
is that anything?	Thanks just the same.
why?	Is that anything?
have you ever tried american girls?	Why?
my family did everything they could - hired the most beautiful french upstairs maids - got a special tutor to read me all the books that were banned in boston - imported a whole troupe of balinese dancers with bells on their ankles and those long fingernails - what a waste of money!	Have you ever tried American girls?
is it that hopeless?	My family did everything they could - hired the most beautiful French upstairs maids - got a special tutor to read me all the books that were banned in Boston - imported a whole troupe of Balinese dancers with bells on their ankles and those long fingernails - what a waste of money!
what else is there for me?	Is it that hopeless?
how can you think about food at a time like this?	What else is there for me?
yes - all the money in the world - but what good is it?  mint sauce or cranberries?	How can you think about food at a time like this?
you poor, poor boy.	Yes - all the money in the world - but what good is it?  Mint sauce or cranberries?
ever since then -  numb - no feelings.  like my heart was shot full of novocaine.	You poor, poor boy.
talk about sad.	Ever since then -  numb - no feelings.  Like my heart was shot full of novocaine.
yes.  eight hours later they brought her up by mule - i gave her three transfusions - we had the same blood type - type o - it was too late.	Talk about sad.
oh, no!	Yes.  Eight hours later they brought her up by mule - I gave her three transfusions - we had the same blood type - Type O - it was too late.
well, it was my freshman year at princeton - there was this girl - her name was nellie - her father was vice-president of hupmobile - she wore glasses, too.  that summer we spent our vacation at the grand canyon - we were standing on the highest ledge, watching the sunset - suddenly we had an impulse to kiss - i took off my glasses - i took a step toward her - she took a step toward me -	Oh, no!
oh, you couldn't possibly.	Well, it was my freshman year at Princeton - there was this girl - her name was Nellie - her father was vice-president of Hupmobile - she wore glasses, too.  That summer we spent our vacation at the Grand Canyon - we were standing on the highest ledge, watching the sunset - suddenly we had an impulse to kiss - I took off my glasses - I took a step toward her - she took a step toward me -
i don't want to bore you.	Oh, you couldn't possibly.
what happened?	I don't want to bore you.
not anymore.  i was in love once - but i'd rather not talk about it.  how about a little cold pheasant?	What happened?
you mean you can't fall in love?	Not anymore.  I was in love once - but I'd rather not talk about it.  How about a little cold pheasant?
oh, it's not your fault.  it's just that every now and then mother nature throws somebody a dirty curve.  something goes wrong inside.	You mean you can't fall in love?
that makes me feel just awful.	Oh, it's not your fault.  It's just that every now and then Mother Nature throws somebody a dirty curve.  Something goes wrong inside.
complete washout.	That makes me feel just awful.
nothing at all?	Complete washout.
see?  nothing.	Nothing at all?
have i?  i'm trying all the time.	See?  Nothing.
have you tried?	Have I?  I'm trying all the time.
it's more like a mental block.  when i'm with girls, it does nothing to me.	Have you tried?
you mean - like frigid?	It's more like a mental block.  When I'm with girls, it does nothing to me.
they just sort of leave me cold.	You mean - like frigid?
what thing?	They just sort of leave me cold.
well, i don't know how to put it - but i have this thing about girls.	What thing?
harmless - how?	Well, I don't know how to put it - but I have this thing about girls.
oh, it's not that. it's just that i'm - harmless.	Harmless - how?
well, of course, i'm sure you're a gentleman.	Oh, it's not that. It's just that I'm - harmless.
you're flattering me.	Well, of course, I'm sure you're a gentleman.
it's not the icebergs.  but there are certain men who would try to take advantage of a situation like this.	You're flattering me.
oh, it's perfectly safe.  we're well anchored - the ship is in shipshape - and the coast guard promised to call me if there are any icebergs around.	It's not the icebergs.  But there are certain men who would try to take advantage of a situation like this.
you know, i've never been completely alone with a man before - in the middle of the night - in the middle of the ocean.	Oh, it's perfectly safe.  We're well anchored - the ship is in shipshape - and the Coast Guard promised to call me if there are any icebergs around.
completely.	You know, I've never been completely alone with a man before - in the middle of the night - in the middle of the ocean.
you mean we're alone on the boat?	Completely.
it's the crews' night off.	You mean we're alone on the boat?
what's on thursdays?	It's the crews' night off.
yea, of course.  now where could they have put it?  on thursdays, i'm sort of lost around here.	What's on Thursdays?
where's your shell collection?	Yea, of course.  Now where could they have put it?  On Thursdays, I'm sort of lost around here.
i'll say.  i had two ponies drowned under me.	Where's your shell collection?
water polo - isn't that terribly dangerous?	I'll say.  I had two ponies drowned under me.
trophies.  you know - skeet-shooing, dog-breeding, water polo...	Water polo - isn't that terribly dangerous?
look at all that silverware.	Trophies.  You know - skeet-shooing, dog-breeding, water polo...
bon voyage.	Look at all that silverware.
down the hatch - as we say at sea.	Bon voyage.
i don't mind if i do.	Down the hatch - as we say at sea.
champagne?	I don't mind if I do.
they shrink when they're marinated.	Champagne?
a herring?  isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?	They shrink when they're marinated.
oh - a member of the herring family.	A herring?  Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?
what is it?	Oh - a member of the herring family.
caught him off cape hatteras.	What is it?
what a beautiful fish.	Caught him off Cape Hatteras.
it's all right for a bachelor.	What a beautiful fish.
it's exquisite - like a floating mansion.	It's all right for a bachelor.
of course.  on thursdays, they always serve me in the small salon.	It's exquisite - like a floating mansion.
oh - in here.	Of course.  On Thursdays, they always serve me in the small salon.
oh, you have an upstairs and a downstairs.	Yes - that's our hurricane cellar.
yes - now let's see - where do you suppose the steward set it up?	Oh, you have an upstairs and a downstairs.
love it.  which way?	Yes - now let's see - where do you suppose the steward set it up?
well, that depends - on whether you're coming or going - i mean, normally the aft is on the other side of the stern - and that's the bridge - so you can get from one side of the boat to the other - how about a glass of champagne?	Love it.  Which way?
my dad is more interested in railroads. baltimore and ohio.  which is the port and which is the starboard?	Well, that depends - on whether you're coming or going - I mean, normally the aft is on the other side of the stern - and that's the bridge - so you can get from one side of the boat to the other - how about a glass of champagne?
mother keeps hers in southampton - and dad took his to venezuela - the company is laying a new pipe line.	My dad is more interested in railroads. Baltimore and Ohio.  Which is the port and which is the starboard?
three?	Mother keeps hers in Southampton - and Dad took his to Venezuela - the company is laying a new pipe line.
just regulation size.  we have three like this.	Three?
it looked so small from the beach - but when you're on it, it's more like a cruiser - or a destroyer.	Just regulation size.  We have three like this.
it's not how long it takes - it's who's taking you.	It looked so small from the beach - but when you're on it, it's more like a cruiser - or a destroyer.
do you mind riding backwards? it may take a little longer -	It's not how long it takes - it's who's taking you.
looks like they're on the wrong track.	Do you mind riding backwards? It may take a little longer -
i just got this motorboat - it's an experimental model.	Looks like they're on the wrong track.
i seem to be out of gas.	It's sort of funny - you being out of gas - I mean, Shell Oil and everything -
it's the thought that counts.	I seem to be out of gas.
i wanted them to fly down some orchids from our greenhouse but all of long island is fogged in.	It's the thought that counts.
thank you.  and thank you for the flowers.	I wanted them to fly down some orchids from our greenhouse but all of Long Island is fogged in.
it's not how long you wait - it's who you're waiting for.	Thank you.  And thank you for the flowers.
been waiting long?	It's not how long you wait - it's who you're waiting for.
you heard her - yes.	Oh, Josephine - just imagine - me, Sugar Kowalczyk, from Sandusky, Ohio, on a millionaire's yacht.  If my mother could only see me now -
well, you know how those millionaires are.  these came for you.	For me?  It's Shell Oil.
i guess he's not going to show up - it's give minutes to one - you suppose he forgot?	Well, you know how those millionaires are.  These came for you.
i am?	Because he said he's coming to hear us play - maybe.
anyway, you're going to meet him tonight.	I am?
oh, i'm not going to let this one get away. he's so cute - collects shells.	Shells?  Whatever for?
maybe you'd better go after him - if you don't want to lose him.	Oh, I'm not going to let this one get away. He's so cute - collects shells.
well, he's young and handsome and a bachelor - and he's a real gentleman - not one of these grabbers.	Maybe you'd better go after him - if you don't want to lose him.
shell oil, junior.  he's got millions - he's got glasses - and he's got a yacht.	You don't say!
one of whom?	Shell Oil, Junior.  He's got millions - he's got glasses - and he's got a yacht.
guess!	They repealed Prohibition?
what?	Guess!
the most wonderful thing happened -	What?
oh, i didn't hear you come in.	The most wonderful thing happened -
josephine.	Oh, I didn't hear you come in.
and you will come to hear us tonight?	If it's at all possible -
it's been delightful meeting you both.	And you will come to hear us tonight?
well, i guess i'd better go -	It's been delightful meeting you both.
would you mind moving along, please?	Yes, you're in the way.  He's waiting for a signal from his yacht.
shell oil?	Please - no names.  Just call me Junior.
yes.  so did my father and my grandfather - we've all had this passion for shells - that's why we named the oil company after it.	Shell Oil?
you collect shells?	Yes.  So did my father and my grandfather - we've all had this passion for shells - that's why we named the oil company after it.
it's on the account of the shells. that's my hobby.	You collect shells?
oh?	It's on the account of the shells. That's my hobby.
i only come ashore twice a day - when the tide goes out.	Oh?
why?	I only come ashore twice a day - when the tide goes out.
i'd like to - but it may be rather difficult.	Why?
i thought you might like to come to the hotel and hear us play.	I'd like to - but it may be rather difficult.
tonight?	I thought you might like to come to the hotel and hear us play.
maybe i'll tell you when i know you a little better.  what are you doing tonight?	Tonight?
what theory?	Maybe I'll tell you when I know you a little better.  What are you doing tonight?
you see, i have this theory about men with glasses.	What theory?
i beg your pardon?	You see, I have this theory about men with glasses.
you're very kind.  i'll bet you're also very gentle - and helpless -	I beg your pardon?
you know, it's amazing we never ran into each other before.  i'm sure i would have remembered anybody as attractive as you.	You're very kind.  I'll bet you're also very gentle - and helpless -
- and always the same four hundred.	You know, it's amazing we never ran into each other before.  I'm sure I would have remembered anybody as attractive as you.
- riding to hounds -	- and always the same Four Hundred.
- opening of the opera -	- riding to hounds -
- inauguration balls -	- opening of the Opera -
they do indeed.  daddy threatened to cut me off without a cent, but i don't care. it was such a bore - coming-out parties, cotillions -	- Inauguration balls -
good school!  and your family doesn't object to your career?	They do indeed.  Daddy threatened to cut me off without a cent, but I don't care. It was such a bore - coming-out parties, cotillions -
so do i.  as a matter of fact, i spent three years at the sheboygan conservatory of music.	Good school!  And your family doesn't object to your career?
oh.  well, i guess some like it hot.  but personally, i prefer classical music.	So do I.  as a matter of fact, I spent three years at the Sheboygan Conservatory of Music.
yeah.  real hot.	Oh.  Well, I guess some like it hot.  But personally, I prefer classical music.
syncopators - does that mean you play that fast music - jazz?	Yeah.  Real hot.
oh, yes.  quite.  you know - vassar, bryn mawr - we're only doing this for a lark.	Syncopators - does that mean you play that fast music - jazz?
you're society girls?	Oh, yes.  Quite.  You know - Vassar, Bryn Mawr - we're only doing this for a lark.
well - a group of us are appearing at the hotel. sweet sue and her society syncopators.	You're society girls?
for your own amusement?	Well - a group of us are appearing at the hotel. Sweet Sue and Her Society Syncopators.
no - the ukulele.  and i sing.	For your own amusement?
could be.  do you play the market?	No - the ukulele.  And I sing.
i'll bet just while we were talking, you made like a hundred thousand dollars.	Could be.  Do you play the market?
up, up, up.	I'll bet just while we were talking, you made like a hundred thousand dollars.
how's the stock market?	Up, up, up.
that's very interesting.	How's the stock market?
well, i'm not.	That's very interesting.
i'm not interested at all.	Well, I'm not.
no, my cocktail steward.  look, if you're interested in whether i'm married or not -	I'm not interested at all.
and who mixes the cocktails - your wife?	No, my cocktail steward.  Look, if you're interested in whether I'm married or not -
no, my flag steward.	And who mixes the cocktails - your wife?
i quite agree.  tell me, who runs up that flat - your wife?	No, my flag steward.
certainly not.  with all that unrest in the world, i don't think anybody should have a yacht that sleeps more than twelve.	I quite agree.  Tell me, who runs up that flat - your wife?
which one is yours - the big one?	Certainly not.  with all that unrest in the world, I don't think anybody should have a yacht that sleeps more than twelve.
you have a yacht?	Which one is yours - the big one?
they run up a red-and-white flag on the yacht when it's time for cocktails.	You have a yacht?
your view of what?	They run up a red-and-white flag on the yacht when it's time for cocktails.
would you mind moving just a little? you're blocking my view.	Your view of what?
that must be it.	Would you mind moving just a little? You're blocking my view.
possible you saw it in a newspaper - or magazine - vanity fair -	That must be it.
your face is familiar.	Possible you saw it in a newspaper - or magazine - Vanity Fair -
not at all.	Your face is familiar.
are you staying at the hotel?	Not at all.
not very likely.	Are you staying at the hotel?
haven't i seen you somewhere before?	Not very likely.
who are you?	Now, really -
thank you.	Who are you?
well, don't worry.  i won't sue you - no matter who you are.	Thank you.
because usually, when people find out who i am, they get themselves a wheel chair and a shyster lawyer, and sue me for a quarter of a million dollars.	Well, don't worry.  I won't sue you - no matter who you are.
why?	Because usually, when people find out who I am, they get themselves a wheel chair and a shyster lawyer, and sue me for a quarter of a million dollars.
i wish you'd make sure.	Why?
i don't think so.	I wish you'd make sure.
you're not hurt, are you?	I don't think so.
my fault.	You're not hurt, are you?
oh, i'm terribly sorry.	My fault.
wait a minute, daphne.  you haven't got a bathing suit.	She doesn't need one.  I don't have one either.
what makes you so sure?	Just my feminine intuition.
forget it, sugar, will you?  forget about saxophone players.  you're going to meet a millionaire - a young one.	What makes you so sure?
what else?  and was i ever crazy about him. two in the morning, he sent me down for knackwurst and potato salad - they were out of potato salad, so i brought coleslaw - so he threw it right in my face.	Forget it, Sugar, will you?  Forget about saxophone players.  You're going to meet a millionaire - a young one.
saxophone player?	What else?  And was I ever crazy about him. Two in the morning, he sent me down for knackwurst and potato salad - they were out of potato salad, so I brought coleslaw - so he threw it right in my face.
414 - that's the same room number i had in cincinnati - my last time around with a male band. what a heel he was.	Saxophone player?
so do i.  but don't worry - we'll be seeing a lot of each other.	414 - that's the same room number I had in Cincinnati - my last time around with a male band. What a heel he was.
i wish they'd put us in the same room.	So do I.  But don't worry - we'll be seeing a lot of each other.
i'll bet there isn't one of them under seventy-five.	Seventy-five.  That's three-quarters of a century.  Makes a girl think.
well, there they are - more millionaires than you can shake a stick at.	I'll bet there isn't one of them under seventy-five.
thanks, honey.	Good night, Sugar.
would you mind terribly?	Not at all.
want to switch berths with me?	Would you mind terribly?
bienstock.  he snores to beat the band. we cut cards to see who sleeps over him, and i always lose.  wouldn't you know?	Want to switch berths with me?
why not?	Bienstock.  He snores to beat the band. We cut cards to see who sleeps over him, and I always lose.  Wouldn't you know?
i might as well stay in there. i won't be able to sleep anyway.	Why not?
okay, sugar - all clear.  you better go back to bed.	I might as well stay in there. I won't be able to sleep anyway.
what's happened?	Search me.  I mean - I'll see.
happy days.	I hope this time you wind up with the sweet end of the lollipop.
well, now that you've mentioned it -	They get those weak eyes from reading - you know, all those long columns of tiny figures in the Wall Street Journal.
men who wear glasses are so much more gentle and sweet and helpless. haven't you ever noticed?	Well, now that you've mentioned it -
glasses?	Men who wear glasses are so much more gentle and sweet and helpless. Haven't you ever noticed?
i want mine to wear glasses.	Glasses?
yeah.  with money like rockefeller, and shoulders like johnny weismuller -	I want mine to wear glasses.
maybe you'll meet one too, josephine.	Yeah.  With money like Rockefeller, and shoulders like Johnny Weismuller -
you're entitled.	Maybe you'll meet one too, Josephine.
oh, i don't care how rich he is - as long as he has a yacht and his own private railroad car and his own toothpaste.	You're entitled.
going to catch yourself a rich bird?	Oh, I don't care how rich he is - as long as he has a yacht and his own private railroad car and his own toothpaste.
millionaires.  flocks of them.  they all go south for the winter.  like birds.	Going to catch yourself a rich bird?
what's in florida?	Millionaires.  Flocks of them.  They all go south for the winter.  Like birds.
about the future.  you know - like a husband?  that's why i'm glad we're going to florida.	What's in Florida?
about what?	About the future.  You know - like a husband?  That's why I'm glad we're going to Florida.
that's a quarter of a century. makes a girl think.	About what?
you are?	That's a quarter of a century. Makes a girl think.
you know i'm going to be twenty-five in june?	You are?
brains aren't everything.	I can tell you one thing - it's not going to happen to me again.  Ever. I'm tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
so you pull yourself together and you go on to the next job, and the next saxophone player, and it's the same thing all over again.  see what i mean? - not very bright.	Brains aren't everything.
men!	So you pull yourself together and you go on to the next job, and the next saxophone player, and it's the same thing all over again.  See what I mean? - not very bright.
then one morning you wake up and the saxophone is gone and the guy is gone, and all that's left behind is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste, all squeezed out.	Men!
you don't say?	Then one morning you wake up and the saxophone is gone and the guy is gone, and all that's left behind is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste, all squeezed out.
you don't know what they're like. you fall for them and you love 'em - you think it's going to be the biggest thing since the graf zeppelin - and the next thing you know they're borrowing money from you and spending it on other dames and betting on the horses -	You don't say?
yeah.	You don't know what they're like. You fall for them and you love 'em - you think it's going to be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin - and the next thing you know they're borrowing money from you and spending it on other dames and betting on the horses -
that's why i joined this band. safety first.  anything to get away from those bums.	Yeah.
yeah.	That's why I joined this band. Safety first.  Anything to get away from those bums.
but you're a girl, thank goodness.	Yeah.
you know - i play tenor sax.	But you're a girl, thank goodness.
every time!	You know - I play tenor sax.
that so?	Every time!
especially tenor sax.  i don't know what it is, but they just curdle me.  all they have to do is play eight bars of "come to me my melancholy baby" - and my spine turns to custard, and i get goose-pimply all over - and i come to them.	That so?
really?	Especially tenor sax.  I don't know what it is, but they just curdle me.  All they have to do is play eight bars of "Come to Me My Melancholy Baby" - and my spine turns to custard, and I get goose-pimply all over - and I come to them.
you see, i have this thing about saxophone players.	Really?
bingo?	You see, I have this thing about saxophone players.
i can't trust myself.  the moment i'd start with a new band - bingo!	Bingo?
you can't trust those guys.	I can't trust myself.  The moment I'd start with a new band - bingo!
i'll say.	You can't trust those guys.
rough?	I'll say.
that's what i'm running away from. i worked with six different ones in the last two years.  oh, brother!	Rough?
me?	That's what I'm running away from. I worked with six different ones in the last two years.  Oh, brother!
have you ever been with a male band?	Me?
afford it?	Have you ever been with a male band?
i used to sing with male bands. but i can't afford it any more.	Afford it?
then why did you take this job?	I used to sing with male bands. But I can't afford it any more.
no, just dumb.  if i had any brains, i wouldn't be on this crummy train with this crummy girls' band.	Then why did you take this job?
i wouldn't say that.  careless, maybe.	No, just dumb.  If I had any brains, I wouldn't be on this crummy train with this crummy girls' band.
i'm not very bright, i guess.	I wouldn't say that.  Careless, maybe.
if bienstock catches you again - what's the matter with you, anyway?	I'm not very bright, I guess.
better keep a lookout.	If Bienstock catches you again - What's the matter with you, anyway?
sugar, you're going to get yourself into a lot of trouble.	Better keep a lookout.
put it here.	Sugar, you're going to get yourself into a lot of trouble.
we understand.	All the girls drink - but I'm the one that gets caught.  That's the story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
running away?  from what?	Don't get me started on that.  Want a drink?  It's bourbon.
oh.	I play the ukulele.  And I sing too.
on the baltimore and ohio.	Oh.
where did he conduct?	On the Baltimore and Ohio.
yes.  i come from a very musical family. my mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor.	Where did he conduct?
tell what?	If they catch me once more, they'll boot me out of the band.  You the replacement for the bass and the sax?
where are they holding the wake? i'm supposed to be one of the pallbearers.	Show the gentleman to the chapel - pew number three.
please!	Where are they holding the wake? I'm supposed to be one of the pallbearers.
that's because i've been on the wagon.	PLEASE!
i don't believe i've seen you at any of our services before.	That's because I've been on the wagon.
i come to the old lady's funeral.	I don't believe I've seen you at any of our services before.
good evening, sir.	I come to the old lady's funeral.
who's going to raid a funeral?	Some people got no respect for the dead.
better bring the check now - in case the joint gets raided.	Who's going to raid a funeral?
haven't you got another pew - not so close to the band?  how about that one?	Sorry, sir.  That's reserved for members of the immediate family.
make is scotch.  a demitasse. with a little soda on the side.	Haven't you got another pew - not so close to the band?  How about that one?
scotch coffee, canadian coffee, sour-mash coffee...	Make is Scotch.  A demitasse. With a little soda on the side.
coffee?	Scotch coffee, Canadian coffee, sour-mash coffee...
sorry, sir, we only serve coffee.	Coffee?
booze.	Sorry, sir, we only serve coffee.
what'll it be, sir?	Booze.
me and those two witnesses whom your lawyers have been looking for all over chicago.	You boys know anything about any garage - or any witnesses?
you and who else?	Me and those two witnesses whom your lawyers have been looking for all over Chicago.
quit kidding.  you did that vulcanizing job on toothpick charlie - and we know it.	You and who else?
i sleep with my spats on.	Quit kidding.  You did that vulcanizing job on Toothpick Charlie - and we know it.
you shave with your spats on?	I sleep with my spats on.
i cut myself shaving.	You shave with your spats on?
because the day after the shooting you sent in a pair of spats - they had blood on them.	I cut myself shaving.
why?	Because the day after the shooting you sent in a pair of spats - they had blood on them.
ever hear of the deluxe french cleaners on wabash avenue?	Why?
clark street?  never heard of it.	Ever hear of the DeLuxe French Cleaners on Wabash Avenue?
where did they play it - in a garage on clark street?	Clark Street?  Never heard of it.
that's an opera, you ignoramus.	Where did they play it - in a garage on Clark Street?
what's his first name?  and where does he live?	That's an opera, you ignoramus.
me?  i was at rigoletto.	What's his first name?  And where does he live?
say, maestro - where were you at three o'clock on st. valentine's day?	Me?  I was at Rigoletto.
big joke!	Say, Maestro - where were you at three o'clock on St. Valentine's Day?
i heard you opera-lovers were having a little rally - so i thought i better be around in case anybody decides to sing.	Big joke!
hello, copper.  what brings you down to florida?	I heard you opera-lovers were having a little rally - so I thought I better be around in case anybody decides to sing.
well, spats colombo - if i were saw one.	Hello, copper.  What brings you down to Florida?
if you want to, you can call your lawyer.	These are my lawyers - all Harvard men.
you're wasting the taxpayers' money.	If you want to, you can call your lawyer.
from who?  toothpick charlie, maybe?	Toothpick Charlie?  Never heard of him.
we got different information.	From who?  Toothpick Charlie, maybe?
mozarella?  never heard of him.	We got different information.
come on, spats - we know you own this joint.  mozarella is just fronting for you.	Mozarella?  Never heard of him.
me?  i'm just a customer here.	Come on, Spats - we know you own this joint.  Mozarella is just fronting for you.
embalming people with coffee - eighty-six proof.	Me?  I'm just a customer here.
big joke.  who's the rap this time?	Embalming people with coffee - eighty-six proof.
you'll like it there.  i'll have the prison tailor fit you with a pair of special spats - striped!	Big joke.  Who's the rap this time?
i never join nothin'.	You'll like it there.  I'll have the prison tailor fit you with a pair of special spats - striped!
a little country club we run for retired bootleggers.  i'm gonna put your name up for membership.	I never join nothin'.
go where?	A little country club we run for retired bootleggers.  I'm gonna put your name up for membership.
okay, spats - the services are over. lets go.	Go where?
look, chief - i better blow now, because if spats colombo sees me, it's goodbye charlie.	Goodbye, Charlie.
if you want a ringside table, tell 'em you're one of the pall bearers.	Okay, Charlie.
thanks, charlie.	If you want a ringside table, tell 'em you're one of the pall bearers.
i come to grandma's funeral.  here's your admission card.	Thanks, Charlie.
that's very refreshing. now what's the password?	I come to Grandma's funeral.  Here's your admission card.
spats colombo.	That's very refreshing. Now what's the password?
refresh my memory.	Spats Colombo.
i already told you.	Refresh my memory.
and who runs it?	I already told you.
yes, sir.	And who runs it?
all right, charlie - this the joint?	Yes, sir.
what for?	Orders from Little Bonaparte.
yeah.  you never know who's going to be next.  okay, spats.  report to the sergeant- at-arms.	What for?
well, we all got to go sometime.	Yeah.  You never know who's going to be next.  Okay, Spats.  Report to the Sergeant- at-Arms.
we thought you was all broken up about toothpick charlie.	Well, we all got to go sometime.
why wouldn't i?	We thought you was all broken up about Toothpick Charlie.
hi, spats.  we was laying eight to one you wouldn't show.	Why wouldn't I?
too bad, charlie.  you would have had three eights.  goodbye, charlie!	No, Spats - no, no, no -  NO!
honest, spats.  i had nothing to do with it.	Too bad, Charlie.  You would have had three eights.  Goodbye, Charlie!
so now i got all those coffins on my hands - and i hate to see them go to waste.	Honest, Spats.  I had nothing to do with it.
i don't know what you're talking about.	So now I got all those coffins on my hands - and I hate to see them go to waste.
oh, i wouldn't say that.  you were nice enough to recommend my mortuary to some of your friends...	I don't know what you're talking about.
you don't owe me no nothing.	Oh, I wouldn't say that.  You were nice enough to recommend my mortuary to some of your friends...
just dropped in to pay my respects.	You don't owe me no nothing.
what is it, spats?  what do you want here?	Just dropped in to pay my respects.
hello, charlie.  long time no see.	What is it, Spats?  What do you want here?
wow. you look beautiful.	Yeah. Most important day of my life. Whatever. Listen, I chose you to be my Maid of Honor for a lot of reasons: I love you, youre my favorite, and only, half-sister, blah blah blah. But the main reason I picked you is because youve been so miserable for the past few years, I knew you wouldnt outshine me.  But here it is, my big day. My big day. And something doesnt feel right. Maybe it was that pep talk you gave me last night, I dont know, but your misery just isnt working for me anymore.
you know what? im not having this conversation right now.	Sure, disappear. Weve been walking away our whole lives.
hey.	Hey.
so tony pee-pants starts ignoring kat. he wanted to play with me.	You practically bribed him with your erector set.
we were eating and puking together in harmony until one day, tony walked me home from school. he was my first boyfriend.  i was fourteen.	So Tony Pee-Pants starts ignoring Kat. He wanted to play with me.
are you sure youre okay?	Im fine. I promise.
i should get going.	Are you sure youre okay?
what? why? what do you mean?	I should get going.
god, kat! please. dont be nice to me. i can take anything right now but you being nice to me.	What? Why? What do you mean?
but i do. i will. youre my sister.	God, Kat! Please. Dont be nice to me. I can take anything right now but you being nice to me.
when i freaked out at the pub?  that was nothing, just nerves. dont worry about it.	But I do. I will. Youre my sister.
do you want to come in for a minute? we could talk about--	When I freaked out at the pub?  That was nothing, just nerves. Dont worry about it.
pub golf?	The wedding.  I am so, so bad! I dont think I should be allowed to get married.
i dont think i can go through with this.	Pub Golf?
why dont you get my half sister her seventh hole?	Bacardi 151.
oh, shut up and be happy. its always this or that. youre never happy, you frowny-faced grumplestilskin.	Drunk isnt the same thing as happy, Amy.
christ, amy.	Oh, shut up and be happy. Its always this or that. Youre never happy, you frowny-faced Grumplestilskin.
did kat tell you she dumped you because of your funky breath?	Did Amy tell you she keeps her Homecoming tiara by the bed?
except its scotch.	But Im not taking your name, buster. Im a feminist!  I need icey! Mr. husband-man, get me more icey!
perfect. all ginny.	Except its Scotch.
theres finally a reason for the whole world to revolve around you?	Exactly! Todays my day. Tomorrow will be my day. And the day after that? My day.
you know what i love about all this?	Theres finally a reason for the whole world to revolve around you?
or kat....	And she wonders why I swim to the bottom of a Lemondrop every time I see her.
if ed ever found out....	Or Kat....
still--	If Ed ever found out....
it was such a long time ago.	Still--
you know all that if these walls could talk stuff? do you believe it? that a place has a memory?	Actually, I do.
to make sure youre okay.	You know all that if these walls could talk stuff? Do you believe it? That a place has a memory?
what for?	To make sure youre okay.
sorry to interrupt. your dad sent me.	What for?
fred astaire and whats her face!	Its not me. I swear. Its her. Shes magic.
jeffrey told her last night.	Last night?
does kat know?	Jeffrey told her last night.
i knew you were still seeing someone else when we finally got together. i never in a million years would have dreamt it was jeffrey.	Does Kat know?
say something. please.	I knew you were still seeing someone else when we finally got together. I never in a million years would have dreamt it was Jeffrey.
whatever you do, dont mention italy. or politics. or baby buggies.  or edith piaf.	Your probably best off pretending youre asleep.
youd better get going. my parents will be round to cart you off to the country.	Whatever you do, dont mention Italy. Or politics. Or baby buggies.  Or Edith Piaf.
she did?	So she flirted with Tony, and you got mad and sent him away. Who did that leave?  You and Amy. Reunited.
anyway, when that boy came over, it was the first time you ever did anything without her.  and amy wasnt just jealous...she was sad and lonely. she missed you.	She did?
mom, please.	Anyway, when that boy came over, it was the first time you ever did anything without her.  And Amy wasnt just jealous...she was sad and lonely. She missed you.
before tony, you and your sister were best friends. i couldnt split you up. if your sister ate the spinach, you ate the spinach. if you threw up--.	Mom, please.
trust me. this is bigger than tony pee-pants.	Before Tony, you and your sister were best friends. I couldnt split you up. If your sister ate the spinach, you ate the spinach. If you threw up--.
theres a reason i always tell that tony pee-pants story, you know.	Trust me. This is bigger than Tony Pee-Pants.
i was pretty hard on her last night.  and now shes getting married.	Theres a reason I always tell that Tony Pee-Pants story, you know.
whats going on with you two?	I was pretty hard on her last night.  And now shes getting married.
im an american and in america, people sue. so to prevent a lawsuit, i baked a tart. and i dont bake.	So Dad rang the bell and when Tony Pee-Pants opened the door, I threw the tart at him and popped his stitches.
she blames tony pee-pants pinterello for everything. the fall of the british empire, the cold war, the internet.	It was just after we moved here. My little girls got in a fight over Tony Pee-Pants and they havent made up since.
oh, no.  she tells this story at every major holiday.	Why should this be any different?  Besides, I have to initiate Nick into the family.
i blame tony pee-pants!	Oh, no.  She tells this story at every major holiday.
id be happy to. youre welcome.	Oh, dont be that way.
im sure general eisenhower never had to master the finer points of the seating chart and centerpieces.  oh, and tomorrow afternoon you are carpooling to the country with the fletcher-wootens.	Sir, yes, sir!
moms refining her strategy for dday.	Im sure General Eisenhower never had to master the finer points of the seating chart and centerpieces.  Oh, and tomorrow afternoon you are carpooling to the country with the Fletcher-Wootens.
huh?	Im not as square as my daughter thinks.
my mother has a rule about men and women sleeping in the same room without a ring in the picture. she thinks its--	Huh?
why, with you.	My mother has a rule about men and women sleeping in the same room without a ring in the picture. She thinks its--
wheres nick sleeping?	Why, with you.
i figured you could pick up your car tomorrow.	Yeah.
you heading to the train station?	I figured you could pick up your car tomorrow.
i look like a total wanker, dont i?	Yeah, kind of.
ill just check into a hotel.	Dont be ridiculous. Its late and the place is empty. Just take my car.
i had to say something to get you here.	Fair enough, but Im stepping on toes here and youre waltzing around like...
i thought you said you were crap.	I had to say something to get you here.
i think i love you, mate.  how do you know so much about so much?	Im a hooker.
its been my experience that the people who hire a prostitute, need a prostitute.  you did the right thing.	I think I love you, mate.  How do you know so much about so much?
just because some slags been paid for, doesnt mean youve got to...you know.	Its been my experience that the people who hire a prostitute, need a prostitute.  You did the right thing.
um, just about everyone.	You are taking the piss?
whos ever heard of dance lessons for a wedding, honestly?	Um, just about everyone.
nothing.	Doesnt look like nothing.
i didnt deserve her back then.	And you do now?
lasik surgeon, actually.	I didnt deserve her back then.
oh, shut up. youre an optician.	Lasik surgeon, actually.
thats when i realized i wanted to be a doctor.	Oh, shut up. Youre an optician.
but, somehow, it was kats arse that was stung by nettles. and you rubbed it with a dandelion leaf.	Thats when I realized I wanted to be a doctor.
and kat was fully clothed.	But, somehow, it was Kats arse that was stung by nettles. And you rubbed it with a dandelion leaf.
oh, yes. right. the rat and parrot.	And Kat was fully clothed.
it was before you started going out. we had lunch at that inn on the lake.	Oh, yes. Right. The Rat and Parrot.
no.	It was before you started going out. We had lunch at that inn on the lake.
remember when we went hiking in the lake district and amy was wearing that little bikini thing.	No.
other than, hes shagging your exgirlfriend?	No, thats not it.
theres something about him thats just a bit odd.	Other than, hes shagging your exgirlfriend?
what?	Theres something about him thats just a bit odd.
whats his problem?	What?
sorry, can you give us a moment?	No, I cant. Were late for a dance lesson. I guess youll have to finish up later.
hey, man.	Sorry, can you give us a moment?
no, tell me.	You Yanks and your therapy. Its great.  Its all a bit too touchy-feely for me.
nothing, nothing.	No, tell me.
what?	Nothing, nothing.
crikey.	What?
shrink, actually.	Crikey.
ah, a philosopher.	Shrink, actually.
hey.	Oh, hello.
im sorry?	I shagged Amy. Two years ago. Thats why I ended it. And then, after you left, sod it, we kept at it like rabbits until we both realized it was absolutely mad. And, you know, morally wrong. Then there was that one other time. And that was it.
i slept with your sister.	Im sorry?
its the past. its nothing but ghosts. so just get it off your chest, then lets go back upstairs and eat some tiramisu.	I slept with your sister.
brilliant.	Well, it was a big deal. As late as...yesterday. Or this morning.  But not anymore.
relax. take a breath and just say it. its no big deal. i promise.	Brilliant.
bollocks, im sorry. i had no idea this would be so difficult.	Relax. Take a breath and just say it. Its no big deal. I promise.
youre not even listening.	When we were together I was too here, now Im not here enough.
its not supposed to be anything, kat. its just my rather feeble attempt to.... oh, i dont know.  you see, i thought i could deny my feelings--	Youre not even listening.
is this supposed to be an apology?	Its not supposed to be anything, Kat. Its just my rather feeble attempt to.... Oh, I dont know.  You see, I thought I could deny my feelings--
well, we had a lot of good years, but then...	Is this supposed to be an apology?
not for a dog.	Well, we had a lot of good years, but then...
right. seven.  christ, thats a long time, isnt it?	Not for a dog.
seven if you count the on-and-off years. which i do.	Right. Seven.  Christ, thats a long time, isnt it?
you were so good to me. i swear i never meant to hurt you. we were together what, five years?	Seven if you count the on-and-off years. Which I do.
so, whats your point?	I should have told you why I broke up with you. I was a coward. You deserve to know.
it was. and it took your sister getting married to get you back here.	So, whats your point?
that was a long time ago.	It was. And it took your sister getting married to get you back here.
kat, stop it. you do. you cant even look me in the eye. you went back to the states when we split up.	That was a long time ago.
um, news flash: i dont give a shit.	Kat, stop it. You do. You cant even look me in the eye. You went back to the States when we split up.
kat, wait. i dont want you hating me. weve never had this talk. you know how crap i am at this.	Um, news flash: I dont give a shit.
its called character. god, youre predictable.	Is that why you brought him? Because of me.
kat, we must talk. this guy, theres something not quite right.	Its called character. God, youre predictable.
whoa, jeffrey. slow down. you and me, were the past. im not sure if you noticed, but im here with someone else.	Kat, we must talk. This guy, theres something not quite right.
i have regrets.	Whoa, Jeffrey. Slow down. You and me, were the past. Im not sure if you noticed, but Im here with someone else.
so, tell me, hows unmarried life?	I have regrets.
let me guess. amy presumed id forget the rings.  i think im her least favorite person.  you know, i am sorry.	Maybe not her least... Theres always--
hey, you!	Let me guess. Amy presumed Id forget the rings.  I think Im her least favorite person.  You know, I am sorry.
hey, kat.	Hey, yourself.  I see youve met my ex.
seeing you again....	Yeah?
why, jeffrey. hello.	Hello, Katmandu.
nice speech. i thought it was touching... and funny.	Thank you.
what?! no, no. you cant--	I have to.  Im the best man.
i should go.	What?! No, no. You cant--
hi.	Hi.
youre right. i was so desperate to make everyone believe i was happy that i spent six grand on a lie. and after all that? the only one who ended up falling for it was me.	Go ahead, Kat. Hate me. You were running out of steam on the whole Jeffrey thing. Maybe now youll be able to hold onto this just long enough to ruin your next relationship.
youre judging me?! oh, thats a good one. youre lying to me, youre lying to your family, and youre lying to yourself. but youre going to stand there and point a finger at me? the man you hired to pretend to be your boyfriend?	Youre right. I was so desperate to make everyone believe I was happy that I spent six grand on a lie. And after all that? The only one who ended up falling for it was me.
you let me make a fool of myself! you lied to me! i dont know why that surprises me because lying is what you do. its your job. its who you are. how would you even know if something were real?	Youre judging me?! Oh, thats a good one. Youre lying to me, youre lying to your family, and youre lying to yourself. But youre going to stand there and point a finger at me? The man you hired to pretend to be your boyfriend?
youve always got that to hide behind, dont you? its just business!	Yeah! For all I know, come Monday morning, well go back to the real world and...and youll be hiring me for your best friend!
besides, you hired me for my discretion.	Youve always got that to hide behind, dont you? Its just business!
he bled a bunch, but no, there was no peeing.	So whats with the nickname?
and thats when he peed in his pants? after the tart?	He bled a bunch, but no, there was no peeing.
fourteen and hes hoodwinked by a an erector set?	I didnt say he was worth it.
yeah. you?	Yeah.
what would you do if you stopped worrying about what other people think?	Spontaneously combust?
make out with you for free.	What would you do if you stopped worrying about what other people think?
what would you do if you weren't an escort?	Make out with you for free.
there was something in your voice on the phone that day.	Desperation?
so, whyd you say yes to me?	There was something in your voice on the phone that day.
when i said id never done a wedding before, i didnt say that no one ever asked. i just never said yes.	So, whyd you say yes to me?
sure, but its never easy. they say theyre okay with it, and they are...for a while. then one day, theyre not.	When I said Id never done a wedding before, I didnt say that no one ever asked. I just never said yes.
you have had girlfriends?	Sure, but its never easy. They say theyre okay with it, and they are...for a while. Then one day, theyre not.
im sorry i was such a bitch. i really appreciate your doing this.	Its my job.
he was about to un-stick me!  i paid you to help me get closure.	You paid me for a lot of reasons. Closure wasnt one of them.
i just hate seeing you so stuck.	He was about to un-stick me!  I paid you to help me get closure.
oh, cut the crap!	I just hate seeing you so stuck.
hello, goodbye, i want you, i hate you. its all just words. none of it means anything. what matters is what you do. you either stay put or you walk away. if you look back, youre not walking away!	Oh, cut the crap!
but nothing did.	Yup. Thats why you get to keep your money.
believe me, if anything had happened, that would have been one of the highlights. for you.	But nothing did.
what?	Believe me, if anything had happened, that would have been one of the highlights. For you.
no, no. the three hundred is for you doing it to me.	What?
and what if i didnt want you to...to do that to me?	No, no. The three hundred is for you doing it to me.
so youre telling me. if something had happened last night...it would have cost me fourteen hundred dollars? thats a down payment on a ford focus!	Not dollars. Pounds.
dont they have a limit at those machines?	Not if you take an advance on your credit card.
of course not. how...how could it be? nothing happened.	If I was going to charge you, I would have told you beforehand. I thought I explained that.
is this for last night?	Of course not. How...how could it be? Nothing happened.
are you sure?	We kissed. Made out a little. Then you passed out.
come on.	Ive got this bad taste in my mouth. What is it? I think its the words: morally repugnant.
show me.	Come on.
its hard to explain.	Show me.
i disappear. its not about me.	Its hard to explain.
subtle?	I disappear. Its not about me.
i swear. i dont have a signature move.	Oh, come on. Youre like the Yoda of escorts.
dont stop asking questions, okay?	Okay.
i love that youre asking questions, but do you really want to get into all of this?	This is awkward for me.  Talking about it makes me feel better.
my sixth-grade science project was entitled, love hurts: the heartbreak of human papillomavirus. trust me, im careful.	I love that youre asking questions, but do you really want to get into all of this?
theres a guy on 81st and madison. you get your results in 24 hours.  do you make your lovers get tested before you sleep with them?	My sixth-grade science project was entitled, Love Hurts: The Heartbreak of Human Papillomavirus. Trust me, Im careful.
i guess so.	What do you think?
are you asking me if im gay for pay?	I guess so.
what?!	When youre ready to let go, to be unsingle and unmiserable, you will. Until then....
yes.	What?!
first of all, its never out of the blue. and second of all--	Yes.
so...what was i...oh, yeah. do you honestly think that i want to be single and miserable? that i want to be obsessed with some asshole who led me on for years then -- out of the blue -- shattered my heart.	First of all, its never out of the blue. And second of all--
and you thought id respond to the hippie stripper with no boundaries?	Admit it. You were disturbed, but ultimately moved.
i have a different story for every woman who asks. i look at her and figure out what she needs to hear to feel okay about being with me.	And you thought Id respond to the hippie stripper with no boundaries?
you shit!	I have a different story for every woman who asks. I look at her and figure out what she needs to hear to feel okay about being with me.
oh, no.	Yeah. As an adult, I needed to find some way to experience intimacy and sex, but with rules that couldnt be violated.
the real story is that my mother was a hippie. and a stripper. she was insanely inappropriate with me. she used to wash her lingerie in my bathwater. while i was still in the bath.	Oh, no.
would you grab my shampoo?	Shampoo, got it!
your friend guaranteed my anonymity.	If it makes you feel any better, to get your number, I had to cough up two round-trip tickets to Amsterdam and a case of mini-Baileys.
i have a friend at the magazine.	Your friend guaranteed my anonymity.
how did you know that was me?	I have a friend at the magazine.
this happened to you?	Well, happen, in the sense that I picked up the phone, tracked you down, flew you here and gave you six grand out of my 401K.
sorry. im a little nervous. i never thought something like this would happen to me.	This happened to you?
thats right. imagine facing it alone.	Sorry. Im a little nervous. I never thought something like this would happen to me.
not you. youre not disgusting. youre lovely. just the idea that theyd bring an escort. i mean, a stranger who, um, didnt...who never.... i mean, someones dead.	Thats right. Imagine facing it alone.
i think thats disgusting.	Not you. Youre not disgusting. Youre lovely. Just the idea that theyd bring an escort. I mean, a stranger who, um, didnt...who never.... I mean, someones dead.
not the way youre thinking. the women wanted me there for support. you can understand that.	I think thats disgusting.
a weekend?	A wedding.
have you ever done anything like this before?	A weekend?
you stand on your tiptoes.	I do?
what is?	You stand on your tiptoes.
its cute.	What is?
what?	Its cute.
who are they?	Graham Russell and Russell Hitchcock.
im desperate to start but i dont have an addictive personality. except for approval. that, i cant get enough of.	Who are they?
you quitting?	Im desperate to start but I dont have an addictive personality. Except for approval. That, I cant get enough of.
its okay. hell, ive never paid for it. but please dont feel like you have to explain yourself to me.	You quitting?
that wont be an issue, believe me. i find the idea of sex for money morally repugnant.  no offense.	Its okay. Hell, Ive never paid for it. But please dont feel like you have to explain yourself to me.
great, with the occasional stabs of shame. now, listen, this covers the weekend, but as we discussed, if you want to be intimate, we talk money before anything happens.	That wont be an issue, believe me. I find the idea of sex for money morally repugnant.  No offense.
how does it feel to get that much money just for being you?	Great, with the occasional stabs of shame. Now, listen, this covers the weekend, but as we discussed, if you want to be intimate, we talk money before anything happens.
on the nose.  i tell you what, because youre so cute, ill take care of our incidentals.	How does it feel to get that much money just for being you?
six thousand, right?	On the nose.  I tell you what, because youre so cute, Ill take care of our incidentals.
im compulsive and weird?	Six thousand, right?
why?	Im compulsive and weird?
no, count it, anyway.	Why?
what does your gut say?	Youre too good for him.
i dont know.	What does your gut say?
what did he say exactly? i mean, you dont think he wants me back?	I dont know.
he was pretty drunk, but i think hes still crazy about you.	Of course he is. Im here with my new man.  I love it! Your magics already working. Let the suffering begin.
jeffrey knows love like he knows macram.	He was pretty drunk, but I think hes still crazy about you.
love.	Jeffrey knows love like he knows macram.
well, he looks miserable. what were you talking about?	Love.
the knicks game? we both wanted the last hot dog?	Oh, yeah.  So we split it. You know, as in share. People do that.
you know, they say you can tell everything you need to know about a person from the way they act when theyre naked.	I dont do naked. My sister? She does naked.
mmm, nice dress? or mmm--  gorgeous, i was insane to let you go!	Both.
mmm.	Mmm, nice dress? Or mmm--  Gorgeous, I was insane to let you go!
mission accomplished.	Really?  Dont get too attached.
yeah, but i feel like crap. and if you feel like crap, its way better to look hot while youre doing it.	Mission accomplished.
youre funny.	Yeah, but I feel like crap. And if you feel like crap, its way better to look hot while youre doing it.
dont patronize me. theyve clearly been at this a while.	Youre funny.
what color are my shoes?	You have feet?
you think we look like were trying too hard.	Exactly. I want us to look like we fit, but not like were trying too hard to look like we fit.  Its welcome cocktails, not prom. With this level of matchy-matchy, we should be drinking peach schnapps under a bleacher somewhere.
hi. hey.	Kat.
you knew?	Im so sorry.
oh, no. he told you.	You knew?
like fifteen.	Dad made me go over and apologize the next day.
whats he do anyway?	Therapist.
you didnt have to do that.	I wasnt saving you from him. I was saving you from yourself.
you have more than one gynecologist?	Sure. Youve got to play them against each other. Otherwise they think youre easy.
kat ellis! we live two hundred miles away from each other but i have to fly all the way to london to see you. you havent visited me once in d.c. where the hell have you been? i have gynecologists that call more often.	You have more than one gynecologist?
you want me to let him in?	Of course, dont be silly.
yes? no. what?  save the patter for the tourists.	You want me to let him in?
you want i nut him in the boat?	Yes? No. What?  Save the patter for the tourists.
not exactly. i wear it.  on my right hand. and only rarely.	You want I nut him in the boat?
you pawned it.	Not exactly. I wear it.  On my right hand. And only rarely.
give it back? are you nuts?	You pawned it.
the one i made for you is the cherries. you hang onto it or give it back?	Give it back? Are you nuts?
i heard you were back in town, kitty cat. youre here for the highland flings, i bet.	I get all the glamour jobs.
hey, sal.	I heard you were back in town, kitty cat. Youre here for the highland flings, I bet.
yeah.	Then for once in your life, do something for yourself.
its complicated, dad.	Oh, well, then. It probably wont work out.
so whyd you let him go?	Its complicated, Dad.
thats not true. we checked for leaks a few years back.  good morning.	Ahoy!
hi, kiddo.	Meet Nick.
dad!	Hi, kiddo.
shes drunk. -er than me. but i didnt really dump you, did i?	Hard.
i always wondered what happened with us.	I havent thought about that in years.
i thought you were living in san francisco. or was it nepal?	Close. Sydney. Turns out, I missed the rain.
...but its getting there.	I thought you were living in San Francisco. Or was it Nepal?
not yet...	...but its getting there.
im worried. amys not good at drinking. she gets sooo drunk sooo fast. does free alcohol get you less drunk or more drunker?  is it drunker or drunker-er?	Just drunk enough.
hey, sigmund, you think you could rustle up the bride and tell her to join the party?	Will do.
best thing about being a dad is when your kid starts kicking your ass--	--and The ass of The man who adores her.
what do you say to that?	I say that feeling compelled to do the opposite of your parents is as enslaving as emulating them.
what is it you do again?	What would you say if I told you I was a member of an elite task force employed to safeguard our nations most precious resource: your daughter.
i am now, sir.	At least somebodys using the damn thing.  I was gonna fix her up but we took one trip and the kids fought so much, we never launched her again.
im guessing maccallum, 18 years.  neat, with a water-back.	Is there any other way to take it?
what do that mean?	Means you keep me using my head, and that's good!
whewwww! you sure keep my mind jumping, boy!	What do that mean?
yes, mam...	Whewwww! You sure keep my mind jumping, boy!
and so you did your job, right?	Yes, mam...
nothin'...	And so you did your job, right?
i can't answer that for you -- but it's no fault of your own that you don't know where your father is now. you tell me what you did that kept you from finding your father.  come on, tell me...	Nothin'...
but where is my daddy!?	I can't answer that for you -- but it's no fault of your own that you don't know where your father is now. You tell me what you did that kept you from finding your father.  Come on, tell me...
but you did all you could, david. not many little boys could've gone on such a journey as you did.	But where is my daddy!?
what do i tell my mama when i get home? i didn't find him and that's what i wanted to do.	But you did all you could, David. Not many little boys could've gone on such a journey as you did.
well, you shouldn't worry about him too much, david.	What do I tell my mama when I get home? I didn't find him and that's what I wanted to do.
yes mam...	Well, you shouldn't worry about him too much, David.
you think about your father a lot, don't you?	Yes mam...
my daddy likes to look into the dark, even when there ain't nothin to see -- it's what you hear he say.	You think about your father a lot, don't you?
what are you looking at, out there? there's nothing to see.	My daddy likes to look into the dark, even when there ain't nothin to see -- it's what you hear he say.
not now, david, it's time for bed. you have a long trip ahead of you in the morning...	What are you looking at, out there? There's nothing to see.
i been like that myself, when i thought nobody was gonna believe me...  you wanna hear another story?!	Not now, David, it's time for bed. You have a long trip ahead of you in the morning...
you could? how?	I been like that myself, when I thought nobody was gonna believe me...  You wanna hear another story?!
he was real scared nobody would believe him -- i could tell, even when he first stood up.	You could? How?
you know, that was a good thing you did for clarence, in class today. i believed his story, but i was afraid the other children wouldn't...	He was real scared nobody would believe him -- I could tell, even when he first stood up.
oh... . you right, that's all that was worryin' me right then...	You know, that was a good thing you did for Clarence, in class today. I believed his story, but I was afraid the other children wouldn't...
because all you could think of was getting away from the guard.	Oh... . You right, that's all that was worryin' me right then...
... so me and sounder, ran right by the men that was the prisoners, and crawled under the fence! that's when i cut my hand on the glass. it hurt like mad! but i kept runnin', and then i didn't feel no more hurtin' till i stopped runnin'!  why was that, miss johnson?	Because all you could think of was getting away from the guard.
it was the best thing i ever been to, miss johnson!	... So me and Sounder, ran right by the men that was the prisoners, and crawled under the fence! That's when I cut my hand on the glass. It hurt like mad! But I kept runnin', and then I didn't feel no more hurtin' till I stopped runnin'!  Why was that, Miss Johnson?
well, how did you like the class, david?	It was the best thing I ever been to, Miss Johnson!
now don't you think it's time you told me all about yourself?	I have a mother and her name is Rebecca -- My father's name is Nathan Lee Morgan, and...
he'll get his place too -- now off with your clothes and into bed.	Now don't you think it's time you told me all about yourself?
what about sounder?	He'll get his place too -- now off with your clothes and into bed.
and you're a tired little boy. i'll make up the cot and you must get some sleep.	What about Sounder?
you're a friendly lady, miss johnson.	And you're a tired little boy. I'll make up the cot and you must get some sleep.
what he talk 'bout?	Why don't you sit and I'll read you something he said.
dr. william e. b. dubois.	What he talk 'bout?
what's his name?	Dr. William E. B. Dubois.
here's one by a man that's very much alive.	What's his name?
sure--	Here's one by a man that's very much alive.
don't you teach in your school 'bout folk who ain't dead?	Sure--
colored.	Don't you teach in your school 'bout folk who ain't dead?
and the other people you told me 'bout, they is all colored folk?	Colored.
that's where we came from first.	And the other people you told me 'bout, they is all colored folk?
that's where we come from first?	That's where we came from first.
here it is, right here.	That's where we come from first?
they lived a long time ago -- before you and i were born.	Where is Africa, Miss Johnson?
that's right--	They lived a long time ago -- before you and I were born.
and you say all them people is dead now?	That's right--
you got a pretty house, miss johnson!	I try...
i don't live far from here. you and your dog can come home with me and have yourself a hot meal and then we'll talk about how to get you back home.	You got a pretty house, Miss Johnson!
thank you, miss johnson.	I don't live far from here. You and your dog can come home with me and have yourself a hot meal and then we'll talk about how to get you back home.
that does it...	Thank you, Miss Johnson.
uh huh...	That does it...
did your mother know you were going to see your father?	Uh huh...
me and sounder went to this prison camp to see my daddy and the police guard runs us away and i fell on some glass.	Did your mother know you were going to see your father?
it's a good thing your hand did not become infected -- how did you cut it like this?	Me and Sounder went to this prison camp to see my Daddy and the police guard runs us away and I fell on some glass.
sometime, but not like this.	It's a good thing your hand did not become infected -- how did you cut it like this?
you keep looking around, david. don't you go to school?	Sometime, but not like this.
david lee morgan. my dog's name is sounder.  that feels better.	Let me see it...
my name is camille -- camille johnson and i'm the supervisor of this school. what's your name?	David Lee Morgan. My dog's name is Sounder.  That feels better.
here, you put your hand under the water and i'll pump for you.	My name is Camille -- Camille Johnson and I'm the Supervisor of this school. What's your name?
i don't know, he's in a prison camp.	Here, you put your hand under the water and I'll pump for you.
is he here in borderdale?	I don't know, he's in a prison camp.
no, mam... i come from way back there. me and my dog was tryin' to find my daddy and we got lost.	Is he here in Borderdale?
you don't live around here, do you?	No, mam... I come from way back there. Me and my dog was tryin' to find my daddy and we got lost.
i just wanta wash my hand. it's got blood where i hurt it.	You don't live around here, do you?
can you swim?	Yes mam...
no, miss johnson...	Can you swim?
clarence, would you tell us a story that was not true, after telling us it was?	No, Miss Johnson...
how was your sister after you pulled her out of the water?	She was dirty and wet...
go on...	Me and my little sister, went down to the water hole, last Saturday--
yes, miss johnson...	Go on...
you know that the class is going to challenge your story, don't you, clarence?	Yes, Miss Johnson...
:...finer spirits boon and guerdon for what they lose on earth by being black.	:His mother, with her head thrown back, her eyes aglitter and laughing.
:his visit with his father at the county jail house --	:...FINER SPIRITS BOON AND GUERDON FOR WHAT THEY LOSE ON EARTH BY BEING BLACK.
:...the chance to soar in the dim blue air above smoke is to their...	:His visit with his father at the County Jail house --
:he, josie and earl, running and playing in the field.	:...THE CHANCE TO SOAR IN THE DIM BLUE AIR ABOVE SMOKE IS TO THEIR...
:...hearts. and to themselves in these days that try their souls...	:HE, JOSIE and EARL, running and playing in the field.
:the night in the woods with his father and sounder. the shouting and laughter after the baseball game --	:...HEARTS. AND TO THEMSELVES IN THESE DAYS THAT TRY THEIR SOULS...
:--the strange endings of nature they have seen, may give the world new points of view and make their loving, living, and doing precious to all human...	:The night in the woods with his father and SOUNDER. The shouting and laughter after the baseball game --
you would do that, wouldn't you?	You getting the point, Mrs. Boatwright.
don't tell me about what's wrong. you come into my office as a friend and steal city files! i could have you arrested for that -- and if you give out that information to anybody, that's exactly what i'm going to do -- and i'll tell everybody in this town how you got the information and who you got it for! you won't have a friend left in this county to bring you a piece of candy!	You would do that, wouldn't you?
charlie, you have no legal right not to let this boy know where his father is! you hear that, you and this whole damn court house; what you are doing is wrong!	Don't tell me about what's wrong. You come into my office as a friend and steal city files! I could have you arrested for that -- and if you give out that information to anybody, that's exactly what I'm going to do -- and I'll tell everybody in this town how you got the information and who you got it for! You won't have a friend left in this county to bring you a piece of candy!
no buts, rita!	Charlie, you have no legal right not to let this boy know where his father is! You hear that, you and this whole damn court house; what you are doing is wrong!
i did look, charlie, but i--	No buts, Rita!
i see you found what you was lookin' for.	I did look, Charlie, but I--
no! n-o, no!	I see you found what you was lookin' for.
but, charlie --	NO! N-O, NO!
charlie, just because a man and his family are colored, you--	Now look, Rita, I don't make the rules -- you puttin' yourself on a limb, comin' here, askin' me to do a thing like this. And I be damn if I'm going to jeopardize my job because you are in love with a little colored boy!
i can't do it, rita -- that's the policy here on colored prisoners, and i ain't about to change it, not even for a friend like you.	Charlie, just because a man and his family are colored, you--
what's that, son?	I'm gon' miss this ol' raggedy place.
you know somethin', daddy?	What's that, son?
i love you, son! don't ever think i don't love you!  we gon' get to be friends?	Yes, Daddy! Yes!
i won't go, daddy! i won't go!	Now wait justa minute! You don't tell me what you ain't gonna do! I tell you! I say, you goin' to that school, you goin'! You hear me!
let me tell you somethin', boy! i don't care if both of my legs was cut off! i can do more work in that field, than you could in a hundred years!	I won't go, Daddy! I won't go!
but, daddy, you need me here to help you in the field -- daddy, your leg is hurt -- you can't work like you used to. who's gonna help you!? who's gonna do the work, daddy?!	Let me tell you somethin', boy! I don't care if both of my legs was cut off! I can do more work in that field, than you could in a hundred years!
and i wanta be with you, too, but this school is somethin' that's good for you -- somethin you need, like good air to breathe, and i want you to have it, boy, and that's the way it's gonna be!	But, Daddy, you need me here to help you in the field -- Daddy, your leg is hurt -- you can't work like you used to. Who's gonna help you!? Who's gonna do the work, Daddy?!
you just came back home, daddy. i don't wanna leave right now -- i wanna stay home and be with you.	And I wanta be with you, too, but this school is somethin' that's good for you -- somethin you need, like good air to breathe, and I want you to have it, boy, and that's the way it's gonna be!
dear david, if you are coming to school here, be sure to bring some warm clothes. the school term will begin september 8th, but it would be good for you to be here by the 4th or 5th of the month. i do hope everything is fine and you will be here. give my "hello" to your family. yours truly, miss camille johnson...	September 4 -- how far away is that?
well, ain't you gon' open and read it for us?	Dear David, if you are coming to school here, be sure to bring some warm clothes. The school term will begin September 8th, but it would be good for you to be here by the 4th or 5th of the month. I do hope everything is fine and you will be here. Give my "hello" to your family. Yours truly, Miss Camille Johnson...
from miss johnson --	Well, ain't you gon' open and read it for us?
you hurt, daddy!?	No, no, I'm all right, son... This damn leg just won't act right no more!
you won't be goin' to jail again, will you, daddy?	No, son -- they'd have to kill me before I'd let 'em do that to me again!
wheeew! this is some hard work, but it beats goin' to jail.	You won't be goin' to jail again, will you, Daddy?
i'm real proud of how you helped your mama to keep this place goin', david lee.	Thank you, Daddy...
daddy, when is we goin' huntin'?	Soon -- but it won't be too much huntin' you'll be doin','cordin' to a good little story your mama told me last night -- you'll be goin' away from here, won't you?
you feel alright today, daddy?	Great, son -- not like wakin' up in jail. For a minute or two, didn't quite know where I was, but when I saw your face lookin down on me, made me know right away the day was gonna be a good one, and it all belonged to me!
they gone to the field...	Guess I can't just lay here, then.
where's everybody?	They gone to the field...
mornin', daddy...	Where's everybody?
mornin', son...	Mornin', Daddy...
come here, son...	Mornin', son...
daddy, you home now... that's all i want -- i don't want nothin' else...	Come here, son...
goodnight to you, son...	Daddy, you home now... that's all I want -- I don't want nothin' else...
goodnight, daddy...	Goodnight to you, son...
you bet we is!	I cleaned and oiled all your stuff while you was gone...
we goin' huntin' again, daddy !?	You bet we is!
and me too, son! you shore done got to be such a big little man!	We goin' huntin' again, Daddy !?
what happened afta that?	The rains started to come, and the prisoners were scared to run 'cause they had to wait for guards to round us up, and tell us when to move -- but we didn't mind the rain comin' 'cause it meant we would git a little rest -- we just stood there, watchin' the guards and they weapons get wet, and that made us all feel kinda good for a minute. I was laughin' all over inside -- a minute, that's all, but what a minute it was!
into the clouds and behind the mountains.	What happened afta that?
where did the sun go to, daddy?	Into the clouds and behind the mountains.
that musta been afta they sent me to this place call clayburn. that was the hardest workin' camp they sent me to. the work was so hard, you had to look for somethin' to laugh about to keep from feelin' the whole pain in your body. like one time, it was in the middle of the day, and there weren't no sun -- you hear that?	Where did the sun go to, Daddy?
where was you, daddy?	That musta been afta they sent me to this place call Clayburn. That was the hardest workin' camp they sent me to. The work was so hard, you had to look for somethin' to laugh about to keep from feelin' the whole pain in your body. Like one time, it was in the middle of the day, and there weren't no sun -- you hear that?
son, that was some trip you went on...	Where was you, Daddy?
what's wrong with your leg, daddy?	Got it hurt in a dynamite blast, son. The dirty dogs had no more use for me, so they let me have time off my sentence, and let me come home.
why, daddy; you won't be here?	Just do like I tell you -- I'll get word to you through the visitin' preacher.
i don't know, son -- they won't tell us things like that -- but i don't want y'all to come here no more.	Why, Daddy; you won't be here?
can you say what camp they gon' send you to, daddy?	I don't know, son -- they won't tell us things like that -- but I don't want y'all to come here no more.
it's a shame they won't let 'em come in here. if i had the strength i'd knock down these damn walls -- if i could just git my arms 'round your mama right now -- is they on this side of us, son?	I think so...
naww -- he'll come back to you, soon as his wounds heal. this cake shore is tasty, son.	It's a shame they won't let 'em come in here. If I had the strength I'd knock down these damn walls -- if I could just git my arms 'round your mama right now -- is they on this side of us, son?
do you think he's dead, daddy?	Naww -- he'll come back to you, soon as his wounds heal. This cake shore is tasty, son.
he'll show up one day.	Do you think he's dead, Daddy?
we didn't find sounder yet.	He'll show up one day.
mama is outside with josie mae and earl.	They is!? It shore is good to see you, boy!
hi to you, son...	Mama is outside with Josie Mae and Earl.
hi, daddy...	Hi to you, son...
well, looka here...	Hi, Daddy...
"you lose some of the time, what you always go afta, but you lose all the time what you don't go afta!"	Now who says I didn't lay my mark on you, boy!
yep. i guess you must wonder why though, what with the luck we havin', but like i always say--	"You lose some of the time, what you always go afta, but you lose all the time what you don't go afta!"
we goin' huntin' again tomorrow ?	Yep. I guess you must wonder why though, what with the luck we havin', but like I always say--
when the fall comes in these parts, the night moon runs away like a rabbit -- you could stay out here lookin' all night, and not see a thing out yonder.	We goin' huntin' again tomorrow ?
yes, sir...	When the fall comes in these parts, the Night moon runs away like a rabbit -- you could stay out here lookin' all night, and not see a thing out yonder.
readin' must be somethin' powerful, huh, son?	Yes, sir...
yes, sir -- i learn to write a little bit, and i can read a lot--	Readin' must be somethin' powerful, huh, son?
you learnin' anything at that school?	Yes, sir -- I learn to write a little bit, and I can read a lot--
i wanna go -- the trip don't bother me none.	You learnin' anything at that school?
you had a rough time out there tonight -- so you stay home from that school tomorrow.	I wanna go -- the trip don't bother me none.
yes, sir...	You had a rough time out there tonight -- so you stay home from that school tomorrow.
david lee...	Yes, sir...
boy, you don't make funny with your daddy like that.	David Lee...
he beat you, too, daddy, and you had a big ol' shootin' rifle.	Boy, you don't make funny with your daddy like that.
you oughta be tired, too, sounder. that possum shore whipped the hell outta you tonight!	He beat you, too, Daddy, and you had a big ol' shootin' rifle.
yes, sir...	You oughta be tired, too, Sounder. That possum shore whipped the hell outta you tonight!
it was too dark, daddy.	Yeah. We better git back to house now.
if anybody's to blame, it's me -- i oughta nailed him when i took that shot.	It was too dark, Daddy.
it's cold, daddy!	Here, put my jacket over you.
looks that way, son. guess the cold done drove most of 'em down to the big water country -- but if there's one left out here -- we gotta find him.	It's cold, Daddy!
there ain't no possums in this woods tonight, daddy.	Looks that way, son. Guess the cold done drove most of 'em down to the big water country -- but if there's one left out here -- we gotta find him.
do you know my daddy, nathan lee morgan?	Never heard of 'im. We gotta lotta men here...
sunday...	Do you know my daddy, Nathan Lee Morgan?
when's that?	Sunday...
gotta wait 'til visitin' days.	When's that?
mister, can you visit anybody here?	Gotta wait 'til visitin' days.
what's your daddy's name?	Nathan Lee Morgan...
david!	Yes, ma'am...?
see you tomorrow, miss boatwright.	David!
yes, david...	Will you help me to find out what camp they sent my father to?
miss boatwright --	Yes, David...
david, you never cease to amaze me at how good you are in taking care of my garden.	My father taught me...
naw, i'm carryin' it!	Thank you, Josie Mae.
i guess i'll havta work harder to git him back like he usta be.	Why don't you try and git you a new dog?
i don't look like no possum!	Act like one!
he will... come on, git down and act like a possum.	I don't look like no possum!
then why don't he holler like he usta?	He will... Come on, git down and act like a possum.
he eats all right -- his throat ain't scarred.	Then why don't he holler like he usta?
what's in there, david!?	Sausage and hambones!
be good and be smart, little boy.	Yes, ma'm...
what's wrong, nathan?	He can't get up, Mama!
it's when the heat is so bad, dogs go crazy.	He won't go mad -- he's just lookin' for a cooler spot.
it's the heat.	It's when the heat is so bad, dogs go crazy.
what's wrong with him, david?	It's the heat.
she says i can come live with her while school goin' on, and come back home every time there ain't no school.	But who's gonna help me here with the house and in the field?
how can you do that? you don't live anywhere near that school.	She says I can come live with her while school goin' on, and come back home every time there ain't no school.
she is, mama...  when the fall comes, she wants me to come to her school.	How can you do that? You don't live anywhere near that school.
miss johnson must be a real kindly lady.	She is, Mama...  When the fall comes, she wants me to come to her school.
so when i left, she gave me these books.	Miss Johnson must be a real kindly lady.
miss johnson is a teacher, and...	So when I left, she gave me these books.
who's miss johnson?	Miss Johnson is a teacher, and...
some books miss johnson gave me.	Who's Miss Johnson?
what's that you carryin'?	Some books Miss Johnson gave me.
i guess they musta sent 'im to another camp.	What's that you carryin'?
didn't see 'im, mama. the other men there say they didn't know daddy.	I guess they musta sent 'im to another camp.
did you find your father?	Didn't see 'im, Mama. The other men there say they didn't know Daddy.
i cut it on some glass and we got lost, mama.	Did you find your father?
yes, mam...	Ask your daddy to give you some word about when he'll be comin' home -- and tell 'im we love him.
here's your food -- now you go straight to that place -- if you need to rest, go into a church or railroad station -- but don't go into nobody's house, you hear me?	Yes, mam...
i got to, mama. i know daddy wants to see him.	Here's your food -- now you go straight to that place -- if you need to rest, go into a church or railroad station -- but don't go into nobody's house, you hear me?
i wish you wouldn't take the dog with you, david -- he's likely to be a burden to you.	I got to, Mama. I know Daddy wants to see him.
good night, mama...	Good night...
yes, son. you better get back to bed.	Good night, Mama...
can i go day after tomorrow?	Yes, son. You better get back to bed.
no, i don't and i oughtn't not to after the way you've taken over since they took him away -- and i would like for you to see 'im so you can come back and tell me about 'im.  the field's all planted, so i guess i can spare you for a little while. when do you wanta leave?	Can I go day after tomorrow?
mama, don't i always do what you say -- every time i go to the fields to plant the corn, to miss boatwright's and the woods -- you tell me what to do and i do it, and you don't worry.	No, I don't and I oughtn't not to after the way you've taken over since they took him away -- and I would like for you to see 'im so you can come back and tell me about 'im.  The field's all planted, so I guess I can spare you for a little while. When do you wanta leave?
but you'll be away from home for days -- what will you do when the dark comes, where will you sleep? i can't send you away from here like that!	Mama, don't I always do what you say -- every time I go to the fields to plant the corn, to Miss Boatwright's and the woods -- you tell me what to do and I do it, and you don't worry.
i can do it, mama -- you know that. in the bible stories you read to us, everybody's always goin' on a long journey. jacob goes into a strange land where his uncle is and he don't even know where he lives, but he finds him. everybody finds what they supposed to find.	But you'll be away from home for days -- what will you do when the dark comes, where will you sleep? I can't send you away from here like that!
so did i. i figured when the time got right, we could all take a day or two and walk up there, but it's not the kind of long trip for a child to take alone.	I can do it, Mama -- you know that. In the Bible stories you read to us, everybody's always goin' on a long journey. Jacob goes into a strange land where his uncle is and he don't even know where he lives, but he finds him. Everybody finds what they supposed to find.
no, ma'am...  mama, i wanted mrs. boatwright to find out where daddy is, so me and sounder can go see him.	So did I. I figured when the time got right, we could all take a day or two and walk up there, but it's not the kind of long trip for a child to take alone.
can't sleep?	No, ma'am...  Mama, I wanted Mrs. Boatwright to find out where Daddy is, so me and Sounder can go see him.
mama! mama! miss boatwright, say she gon' help me find where daddy is!	Good! But you don't have to tell the whole valley 'bout it! You'll get that woman in trouble!
poor creature...	He'll be all right, Mama. I'll make him all right.
what is it, david lee?	Listen, Mama...
no mam -- i looked all over.	I think maybe he was scraped on the head by that shot. I don't think he's dead -- just gone somewhere to heal himself.
any sign of sounder?	No mam -- I looked all over.
you sure can, son...	Any sign of Sounder?
can i go when the holiday comes?	You sure can, son...
no, son. we havta wait 'til the holiday comes -- anyway, they won't let womenfolk see their men no time.	Can I go when the holiday comes?
did you see daddy?	No, son. We havta wait 'til the holiday comes -- anyway, they won't let womenfolk see their men no time.
'bye, mama...	'Bye, son -- I won't be gone long.
don't take my daddy! please don't take my daddy!	David, come back here!
who is they?	Children, come here...
what do they do in the white churches, mama?	Same as we -- they pray.
who's winning, mama?	Nobody yet -- it's all tied up.
yes mam...	When you get outta that school, you come right on back home, y'all gon' have to take this laundry work I done for Miss Boatwright today.
you got two shirts on?	Yes mam...
tuck that shirt in, david lee.	You got two shirts on?
ready to go, mama!	Tuck that shirt in, David Lee.
where did it come from, mama?	Where all meat come from -- now git yourself washed up and be snappy about it -- you got six miles ahead of you to that school.
that's right!	Where did it come from, Mama?
mama, there's hot meat on the stove!	That's right!
david lee, it's time for you to get to bed!	Goodnight.
hello, david...	Hi, Mrs. Boatwright...  I'm sorry 'bout the way I acted the other day, Miss Boatwright.
don't pout now, david, it's a long trip.	I'm used to it.
i'll walk...	Don't pout now, David, it's a long trip.
come, i'll take you home.	I'll walk...
i don't know a damn thing, now stop bothering me about it!	Come, I'll take you home.
but, miss boatwright, you--	I don't know a damn thing, now stop bothering me about it!
if i tell you i didn't, david, that's what i mean.	But, Miss Boatwright, you--
but i saw you -- you looked in there, and you found out, miss boatwright.	If I tell you I didn't, David, that's what I mean.
no, he was wrong, david, i didn't find out.	But I saw you -- you looked in there, and you found out, Miss Boatwright.
you know where my father is, don't you, miss boatwright?	No, he was wrong, David, I didn't find out.
thank you, miss boatwright!	Don't mention this to anyone! You hear me, David!
i'll find out where your daddy is for you.	Thank you, Miss Boatwright!
would you like to have a cool drink, david?	No, thank you -- I gotta go do some work in the field today.
yes mam... we gotta go, miss boatwright.. .	Tell Rebecca I said 'hi', now...
when you read it we'll talk about it...	Yes mam... We gotta go, Miss Boatwright.. .
thank you, miss boatwright.	When you read it we'll talk about it...
it's about the three musketeers.	Thank you, Miss Boatwright.
this is for your mama's work, and here's something for the three of you.	Thank you, Miss Boatwright.
we brought your laundry, miss boatwright.	Come in, children.
well, let me have it.	Don't belong to you! It's for the little important man, here!
seems this piece of mail came to mr. howard's place this mornin' and he had me to bring it over here.	Well, let me have it.
whatcha got there?	Seems this piece of mail came to Mr. Howard's place this mornin' and he had me to bring it over here.
any time it's saturday and i don't hafta do any work, i'm doin' okay!	Whatcha got there?
hi ya doin' there, ike?	Any time it's Saturday and I don't hafta do any work, I'm doin' okay!
what did the lord tell you, ike?	He said, I don't know, Ike -- you doin' better'n me, I been tryin' to git in there for 200 years and ain't make it yet!
i guess so -- but i went home and did me some praying to the lord. i said, lord, i went into this white church down in row and all i want you to tell me is how i ever got outta there in one piece.	What did the Lord tell you, Ike?
they probly thought you was crazy.	I guess so -- but I went home and did me some praying to the Lord. I said, Lord, I went into this white church down in Row and all I want you to tell me is how I ever got outta there in one piece.
you know, one time by mistake i went into a white church down in row county and to this day i don't know how'n the devil i got outta that church alive.	They probly thought you was crazy.
if they heard me sing like this up north i'd be richer than the man i sharecrop for.	And if they saw me pitch the way I did today -- they'd hire me just to strike out Babe Ruth!
mama, what was we laughin' for?	At the way you ask funny questions, Josie Mae!
is he gon' be gone long?	Might be...
because he cared so damn much about you and me, child.	Is he gon' be gone long?
mama, why did they take daddy away?	Because he cared so damn much about you and me, child.
mama, when kin me and earl go to school with david lee?	Maybe soon--
don't take all day at that table, david lee.	Mama, when kin me and Earl go to school with David Lee?
somebody told me nathan was back. how is he?	Why don't you pay him a visit, Mr. Howard? He'll tell you all about it.
tired.	Somebody told me Nathan was back. How is he?
hi ya, rebecca...	Tired.
dammit, i'm talkin' to you, woman! i gotta farm to think about and i need answers.	The season is a long way off, Mr. Howard, and by that time, Nathan oughta be home. If he ain't, believe me -- the children and me -- we will grow the crops. We have to because we owe you all that money -- Mr. Howard.
whatcha wanta order?	I need some nutmeg, flour, eggs, sugar, and...
i didn't say nothin' 'bout credit, mr. howard.	Whatcha wanta order?
i hope it ain't a lot,'cause i can't give you no more credit till the croppin' season gits back, that is if na--	I didn't say nothin' 'bout credit, Mr. Howard.
i wanta get some things.	I hope it ain't a lot,'cause I can't give you no more credit till the croppin' season gits back, that is if Na--
that's one dollar an' twenty cents.	I wanta get some things.
i brought these walnuts to trade.	That's one dollar an' twenty cents.
rebecca, you jest the one i wanta see.	I brought these walnuts to trade.
but, nathan--	Don't tell me nothin' 'bout what we owe ol' man Howard! I'll do the owing, and let him worry 'bout the collecting! Come on, David Lee!
to the commissary to get this boy some clothes! i'm gon' get everybody somethin'!	But, Nathan--
where you goin'!?	To the commissary to get this boy some clothes! I'm gon' get everybody somethin'!
i just got out here!	It's lunchtime, and I wanna have a talk with you, Nathan Lee. Come on, children...
i see, all right -- it's time for us to get out of this field.	I just got out here!
there, you see?	I see, all right -- It's time for us to get out of this field.
yeah, just stay where you is...	There, you see?
is there something i can do to help you?	Yeah, just stay where you is...
this done happen before. it ain't nothin' -- i just have to wait a minute or two.	Is there something I can do to help you?
you sure you feel up to it, nathan?	Yeah. I feel real up to it right now. Come on, David Lee, you and me'll do the loading.
well, let's get to work!	You sure you feel up to it, Nathan?
to invite you to his house -- the two of you could just sit under the shade tree, drink ice cold whiskey, and just shoot the breeze!	Did you tell 'im I was too busy for that kinda stuff?
what did he want?	To invite you to his house -- the two of you could just sit under the shade tree, drink ice cold whiskey, and just shoot the breeze!
the most important thing is that you're home!  we was gonna have cold eatin' tonight, 'cause of the heat, but now, i'm goin' to cook!	Well, let's get to it, Miss Rebecca,'cause I been waitin' too long a time for your good cookin'!
if there ever was a devil in this county, ike, you is it!	Ike, you could make a song outta that!
little chilly.	Hope it don't freeze out our baseball game today!
how's the weather out there?	Little chilly.
i'll wait till after the children.	How's the weather out there?
you ready to eat?	I'll wait till after the children.
mornin'...	You ready to eat?
good mornin', nathan.	Mornin'...
we been through these off-seasons before -- we made it.	What we make it to? The next season to work ourselves to death, share croppin' for ol' man Howard, so he can get richer and we can't even eat when the croppin' time is done?
the boy done went into my walnuts! i skin my fingers to the bone to pick two pounds that's worth almost nothing at the commissary and he done took almost half of what i pick!	The boy is hungry, Rebecca.
i shore could, miss rebecca.	The boy done went into my walnuts! I skin my fingers to the bone to pick two pounds that's worth almost nothing at the commissary and he done took almost half of what I pick!
i bet you could use a hot cup of coffee, nathan lee.	I shore could, Miss Rebecca.
night, son!	And don't wake up Josie Mae and Earl!
it's not that simple, sister rebecca -- the lord works in mysterious ways -- we come into this life with nothin' and we'll leave it with nothing.	Is that a blessing, Reverend?
yeah, he'll crawl into my bed tonight, lie close to my body and keep me warm -- and rectify the evil in the men who live over us in this valley.	It's not that simple, Sister Rebecca -- the Lord works in mysterious ways -- we come into this life with nothin' and we'll leave it with nothing.
i hope you don't take to bitterness, sister morgan. i tell you like i tell all the women in this church who got the same trouble you got. no matter what the trial or what the misery is, i tell 'em to stay with god.	Yeah, he'll crawl into my bed tonight, lie close to my body and keep me warm -- and rectify the evil in the men who live over us in this valley.
it's a shame, reverend. it's a damn shame.	I hope you don't take to bitterness, Sister Morgan. I tell you like I tell all the women in this church who got the same trouble you got. No matter what the trial or what the misery is, I tell 'em to stay with God.
no, i ain't got no word yet, rebecca. i went to the courthouse yesterday to see 'bout it, but they just won't tell me nothin' about what labor camp nathan was sent to. i'm sorry, rebecca.	It's a shame, Reverend. It's a damn shame.
shore thing -- next week sometime, and as soon as i git the day, i'll ride out and let you know 'bout it.	You gotta low-life job, mister sheriff!
will they give him a trial?	Shore thing -- next week sometime, and as soon as I git the day, I'll ride out and let you know 'bout it.
i'd like to help you, rebecca. but all that would do, is git us both in trouble.	Will they give him a trial?
i got to see my husband, sheriff young!	I'd like to help you, Rebecca. But all that would do, is git us both in trouble.
that's the way they do things here in landsdown. i just follow orders.	I got to see my husband, Sheriff Young!
you mean to tell me i can't see my own husband?	That's the way they do things here in Landsdown. I just follow orders.
it's the rules and i gotta follow 'em. no visitin' 'cept holidays and sunday -- and no womenfolk anytime.	You mean to tell me I can't see my own husband?
i don't understand that, sheriff young.	It's the rules and I gotta follow 'em. No visitin' 'cept holidays and Sunday -- and no womenfolk anytime.
i wish i could, rebecca, but i can't let you.	I don't understand that, Sheriff Young.
i wanta see nathan.	I wish I could, Rebecca, but I can't let you.
howya do, rebecca. i sorta been expectin' you this mornin'.	I wanta see Nathan.
of course!! ice cream!!	Now go, your friends are in danger... The USO show is a mile east of here, just over that ridge. The clitoris has spoken.
dude, she's eight years old, just get her some ice cream or something.	Of COURSE!! Ice cream!!
no way, dude! i've looked all over for you, and now you have to tell me how to get wendy to like me!!	Dude, she's eight years old, just get her some ice cream or something.
there are more important matters right now...	NO WAY, DUDE! I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER FOR YOU, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME HOW TO GET WENDY TO LIKE ME!!
wait, you're supposed to tell me how to get wendy to like me.	There are more important matters right now...
stan, your friends need you. they are in trouble and you must help them.	Wait, you're supposed to tell me how to get Wendy to like me.
the clitoris?! i did it!! i found the clitoris!!	Stan, your friends need you. They are in trouble and you must help them.
i am the clitoris.	The clitoris?! I DID IT!! I FOUND THE CLITORIS!!
what... are you?	I am the clitoris.
behold my glory.	What... are you?
what...	Behold my glory.
what?	The Canadians are just mad that we mothers here in South Park have the chutzpah to stand up to them!  Like it or not, Mr. Canadian Minister, OUR children are now safe from your Canadian smut!
because it's evil!!	Can I finish? Please? Can I finish? ... ... Uh... Okay, I'm finished.
can i finish? hello? can i finish? ...the united states has graphic images of violence on television all the time, what is that one show? cops? and car crashes caught on tape? we can't believe that a movie with some foul language and fart jokes would piss you off so much.	BECAUSE IT'S EVIL!!
you just don't care!	Can I finish? Hello? Can I finish? ...The United States has graphic images of violence on television all the time, what is that one show? COPS? And car crashes caught on tape? We can't believe that a movie with some foul language and fart jokes would piss you off so much.
uh, can i finish? can i finish? ...the fact is that we canadians are quite surprised by your outrage-	YOU JUST DON'T CARE!
oh but of course children are going to see it!!	Uh, can I finish? Can I finish? ...The fact is that we Canadians are quite surprised by your outrage-
ow!! you can't do this to me!! this isn't fair!!! you sons a bitche--	Success!! Our device works perfectly! We will begin mass production immediately!
ow!! that hurt god dammi-	OW!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!! YOU SONS A BITCHE--
pillow.	Alright, now I want you to say 'horsefucker.'
good. now 'pillow'.	Pillow.
montana.	Good. Now 'Pillow'.
notice that nothing happens.  now say 'montana.'	Montana.
doggy.	Notice that nothing happens.  Now say 'Montana.'
don't worry about that. now, i want you to say 'doggy.'	Doggy.
my head hurts.	Don't worry about that. Now, I want you to say 'Doggy.'
patient 453 here has been fitted with the new v-chip...	My head hurts.
what did you say?!?!	I said -
how would you like to gargle rat jiz?	WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
how would you like to go to the principal's office?	How would you like to gargle rat jiz?
fuckin' a right.	How would you like to go to the principal's office?
why the fuck not?	Eric!
eric! did you just say the "f" word?	Fragile?
that's right, mr. garrison. the environment is what surrounds us. it is what we live and breathe.	I hate the environment.
well, anyway... today children, our friend mr. hat is going to tell us all about the environment.	That's right, Mr. Garrison. The environment is what surrounds us. It is what we live and breathe.
holy shit cartman!  what was that?!	How the fuck should I know!!
fuck that!  agagh!!	We're going... Let's run through the plan!!
what?	I saw him last night!
oh, son of a bitch!  aaghgh!! i mean, son of a biscuit!	Maybe THAT'S who your father is, Cartman!
is it cartman's mom?	Very funny!
<b>and my mom has become so bu-sy that she's raising heck and ignoring me i agree that there is now a battle to be won! something must be done!</b>	But what are we going to do against this entire army?
-no cheesy poofs.	-No Cheesy Poofs... What the hell is happening?
they're burning all the canadian stuff cause of the war.	That book wasn't Canadian!
what is this?	They're burning all the Canadian stuff cause of the war.
but you guys... it's salisbury steak.	Chef, do you know anything about women?
to free terrance and phillip.	But you guys... It's Salisbury steak.
about what?	About Cheesy Poofs, dumbass! This whole thing has gone too far!
come on, you guys... we have to think!	About what?
dude!	What? Fuck you guys, I wanna get out of here.
ze alarms! zey went off!	Yeah... That was my bad, sorry.
you must shut off the power, this is very important do you understa-	I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! I'M NOT LOU FERIGNO FOR PETE'S SAKE!
okay.	You MUST shut off the power, this is VERY IMPORTANT do you understa-
cartman, over zere, is the electrical box. you must sneak over zere and shut it off before i return with terrance and phillip or the alarms will sound and i will be shot full of holes. got it?	Okay.
dude, this is seriously lame. i didn't know we were gonna get all dirty and stuff.	Sheet!
cartman!	WAGAGAHGHGH!! YOU GUYS!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
cartman?!	Whoops.
what cartman?!	Kenny! I saw Kenny again!
you guys! seriously! you guys!	What Cartman?!
you do?!	Sure, dude.  On the face of every child, on the smile of every baby...
i know cartman, i know.  i see kenny every day.	YOU DO?!
did you bring the pie and punch?	No you guys... Something happened... You guys wanna hear something creepy?  I don't think Kenny is dead.
i have to say 'behind'! i get shocked if i say 'ass-  ow!!!	Did you bring the pie and punch?
your behind?	I have to say 'behind'! I get shocked if I say 'ass-  OW!!!
i had to ride my bike here. my behind is killing me.	Your behind?
you're late, cartman!	I had to ride my bike here. My behind is killing me.
more people will come if they think there'll be pie and punch!	pie and punch... This is Top Secret. The password is...
we're not gonna have pie and punch!	More people will come if they think there'll be pie and punch!
tell 'em we'll have pie and punch.	We're not gonna have pie and punch!
bingo. okay, here we go...  want to help terrance and phillip? meet us for a meeting at gladdy's barn tomorrow night...	Tell 'em we'll have pie and punch.
come on, just get to the message board!	I'm trying, I can't find a Canadian server... I've got to break into the main frame...
this is all cause of your mom, kyle. she's such a bitch-  agh!! i mean - she's such a... meanie.	And she's getting worse...
you know, me and stan were just talking about what a fat fucking hunk o' fat fuck you are.	Oh yeah?!  Well you're a monkey-shit-
what?	You know, me and Stan were just talking about what a fat fucking hunk o' fat fuck you are.
hey cartman.	What?
what the hell was that?!	Dude, they cut out 92 minutes!
but they fucking didn't do anything wrong!	Yeah!  And what rim job expert went and outlawed Cheesy Poofs!?
who the hell made up that law?!	You can't do this!! Have you ever HAD Cheesy Poofs? They're a taste sensation with a delightful cheddar crunch.
i can't believe he's dead.	Yeah, I'm having total deja vu right now. Like this has all happened before...
oh.	I can't believe he's dead.
no, i know. i'm just fucking stoked i don't have to pay him!	Oh.
come on, cartman. it's not your fault.	No, I know. I'm just fucking STOKED I don't have to pay him!
i bet him he couldn't do it... i bet him a hundred dollars!	Come on, Cartman. It's not your fault.
man, that movie gets better every time i see it!	Yeah, but you know what? That whole part about lighting farts is bullshit. You can't do that.
i can't dude! we all took a sacred oath, and swore ourselves to secrecy!	It was the Terrance and Phllip movie!
dude, how can you hate the environment?	'Cuz, dude, it's all sticky and airy and fragile and stuff. I fucking hate it.
suck my balls.	Yeah,  <b>Shut your fucking face, Unclefucka!!</b>
dude, that movie was fucking sweet!	You bet your fucking ass it was!
cuz, dummy they're canadian, just like ike!	Oh.
how come terrance and phillip are so weird looking?	Cuz, dummy they're Canadian, just like Ike!
cartman! what the hell are you talking about?! you love terrance and philiip!	Yeah, but the animation's all crappy - it probably can't sustain itself over ninety minutes.
aw, screw it. it probably isn't all that good anyway.	Cartman! What the hell are you talking about?! You LOVE Terrance and Philiip!
mrphmmmph!!!	Okay.    Not.
mph rmph rmph rmph rm!!!	AGAGAH!!
i don't have proofs of purchases from snacky smores, kenny!	MPH RMPH RMPH RMPH RM!!!
mph rmprmmh rm!!	I don't have proofs of purchases from Snacky Smores, Kenny!
go away, kenny!  it's not my gosh darn fault!	Mph rmprmmh rm!!
okay kenny, i'll bet you a hundred dollars you can't light a fart on fire!	Mph mm!
mph rm rmph!!	Okay Kenny, I'll bet you a HUNDRED DOLLARS you can't light a fart on fire!
no you can't kenny!	Mph rm rmph!!
mph rmph rm!!	No you can't Kenny!
mph rmpmh rm.	No way.
oh you poor dear. you've been through so much...	I bet him he couldn't set himself on fire and now he's all pissed off!!  AGH! I can't say pissed off?!  AGH!!
i saw him!! i saw kenny!!	Oh you poor dear. You've been through so much...
eric?! eric, what is it?!	I saw him!! I saw Kenny!!
if you went down on a horse... you'd tell me, right?	Sure, hon. Goodnight.
yes, hon?	If you went down on a horse... You'd tell me, right?
mom...	Yes, hon?
oh.	Mom...
oh, i don't care, i was just asking cuz all my favorite tv shows have been replaced by news and it's pissing me off.	Oh.
i don't know honey. soon we hope. you want it to end quickly, huh?	Oh, I don't care, I was just asking cuz all my favorite TV shows have been replaced by news and it's pissing me off.
mom... when is the war gonna be over?	I don't know honey. Soon we hope. You want it to end quickly, huh?
goodnight, honey.	Mom... When is the war gonna be over?
eric!  don't talk to ms. brovlofski that way!	But mom!  I'm not fucking addicted to fucking bad language!  I don't have a fucking problem!
look, eric it's your little friends.	What the hell are you guys doing here?
how the fuck can you not graduate me?! does that mean i have to stay here?!	No, Eric... I'm afraid it's phase two for you...
wendy, mkay, if you want to start getting political, i'll throw your skinny little butt right back into rehab. mkay?	HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT GRADUATE ME?! DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO STAY HERE?!
oh yeah.	The rest of you are graduated. You can go home today.
norwegian ass raper.	Oh yeah.
the n word?	Norwegian Ass Raper.
uh, except for you eric. i'm afraid you need to work more on not saying the f word and the n word.	The N word?
thank god, that sucked ass.	Uh, except for you Eric. I'm afraid you need to work more on not saying the F word and the N word.
help yourself prickfuck!	I am not a prickfuck, mkay? You little asshole!
eric!!!!  you need to be rehabilitated. help me to help you!	Help yourself prickfuck!
you get me cheesy poofs with the delightful cheddar crunch, and i'll watch my fucking mouth!	Eric!!!!  You need to be rehabilitated. Help me to help you!
eric, you're not watching your mouth!	You get me Cheesy Poofs with the delightful cheddar crunch, and I'll watch my fucking mouth!
oh man, i'm gonna need a cherry pie to get the taste of ass out of my mouth from that piece of shit movie.	Eric, you're not watching your mouth!
so you see, the point and the theme of the film is kept intact. and of course, the mpaa didn't cut out any of the graphic violence. what did you think?	Oh man, I'm gonna need a cherry pie to get the taste of ass out of my mouth from that piece of shit movie.
mkay.	God Damn it your mom is a bitch, Kyle.
what? fuck french people. fuck 'em in the ear.	Mkay, you see, children. This is exactly what I'm talking about. We have to change the way you think.
eric, that is not appropriate.	What? Fuck French people. Fuck 'em in the ear.
you've got a stupid accent too.	Eric, that is not appropriate.
ugh... you guys, seriously... i'm having cheesy poof withdrawal...	Mkay, kids from all over the State have been brought here, because you all share the same problem. Uh, young man... Let's start with you.
kyle?!	Eric?
oh, he said rim job.  it's when someone licks your ass for-	I know what it is!
what was that word, young man!?	Oh, he said rim job.  It's when someone licks your ass for-
you bastards.	This is it! The time for action is NOW!!  <b>Something must be done! This is like a spreading rash! They're pulling out our children's brains and filling them with trash! Can't you see what this is leading to? A world of smut and sex and poo! I believe the good fight has begun! Something must be done!</b>
what?	Young man, you will tell Peincipal Victoria THIS INSTANT where you heard all these horrible phrases!
look at that!	It's that v-chip thing that's inside you, Eric!  The polarity must have been reversed by the electric chair!
what's going on, chef?	Something big, children.
i don't know.	Children, I know ALL there is to know about women.
ha! is the pope catholic?	I don't know.
we can't, we're on a hunger strike.	A hunger strike? For what?
chef, what does it mean that we're at war?	It's... It's not good children.
oops, i guess you haven't got that far in your anatomy class, huh?	No, what does that mean, find the clitoris?
huh?	Oops, I guess you haven't got that far in your anatomy class, huh?
oh that's easy, you just gotta find the clitoris.	Huh?
what's the secret to making a woman happy?	Oh that's easy, you just gotta find the clitoris.
hey, chef.	How would like some Salisbury Steak with buttered noodles?
hello there, children!!	Hey, Chef.
we're going! we started la resistance to save terrance and phillip! we're going!	This will be very dangerous... Are you quite sure?
may i?	What?
oh no, it's that kid.	This is the place--
viva la resistance.	Oh no, it's that kid.
who are you, kid?	My name is Gregory. I have been Wendy's counter-cousin for some time.
yes i am!	Baba mama!
uhh...	Goodnight, Ike, we're all going to bed.
you stay up here in the attic, ike. don't make any noises or nothing, okay?	Uhh...
get out of here ike, you're too young for this stuff!	Papa mama simi.
ber dada!	Get out of here Ike, you're too young for this stuff!
donkey raping shit eater.	Doky maping she deeder!!!
purpre mama!	Be quiet, Ike! The movie's starting!
very well, then. i will put an end to the war as your wish and make everything as it was before the war started. but you kenny, must remain dead.	Mph rm.
mph mph.	Then move out of the way.
mph rmph rm!	Get everyone in hell ready. When the blood of Terrance and Phillip spills, the day is ours!
what do you mean?! i could leave him if i wanted to!	Mph rm. Rmph rm rmph rm.
mph rmph rm rmph rm.	What do you mean?! I could leave him if I wanted to!
him? i don't know... he can be nice... sometimes.	Mph rmph rm rmph rm.
mph rmph rm rmph rm?	Him? I don't know... He can be nice... sometimes.
what are you doing?! get on with your misery!	Mph rmph rm rmph rm?
i am satan. i am your god, now.	MPH RM!!!
fallen one... we have such sights to show you!	I am Satan. I am your God, now.
mmmmmphphphphp!!!!!	Fallen one... We have such sights to show you!
mrph?	I wouldn't bullshit you kid! Snacky Smores are now available in stores everywhere! No biggie!
mph rmph rm rmph rmph rm!	Oh, you want out of hell, huh?
mrph mprhm mm rmph!	A deal? You wanna make a deal with the devil. Well sure, deals are mounds o' fun.
what? what do you mean you don't belong here? relax guy, hell is for children.	Mrph mprhm mm rmph!
mrph mprph!!	What? What do you mean you don't belong here? Relax guy, hell is for children.
hey, relax satan. don't get all worked up. you're gonna give yourself an ulcer again.	Mrph mprph!!
you gotta be fucking kidding me!!	KYLE BROVLOFSKI, YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!
mom!!!	Boobie... This is the only way you're ever going to learn. I have an opportunity here to teach you about consequences.
no... the general is right.	MOM!!!
what's that?	You boys need help.  There are rehab centers that specialize in treating people with chronic addictions to bad language.
boys, we have to have a difficult discussion.	We already know what you did. We saw it on television.
terrance and phillip, you are under arrest for working in america without the proper documents! we got you!	Dude, what the hell is going on?
aw, ma!!	Do as I say, Kyle!
kyle, you take your little brother out to play with you!	Aw, ma!!
shit!	FREEZE!!
uhh... bacon.	Okay.
guess.	Uhh... Bacon.
uhh... i don't know.	Guess.
what's the password?	Uhh... I don't know.
uhh... i'm here for la resistance.	What's the password?
who is it?	Uhh... I'm here for La Resistance.
it's okay, i am done for.	No, I mean WE CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT YOU - we don't know where the hell we are!!
we can't leave without you!	It's okay, I am done for.
it's so very cold...	We can't leave without you!
no! that's not terrance or phillip!	Oh... Alright, back you go.
be careful, dude.	Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in ze womb?
gwpaapa. gwpaapa.	Kay.
what's a dying giraffe sound like?	Gwpaapa. Gwpaapa.
now listen carefully. stan and kyle, you stand watch here and await my return. if any guards come by, make a sound like a dying giraffe.	What's a dying giraffe sound like?
for pooping, silly.	Now listen carefully. Stan and Kyle, you stand watch here and await my return. If any guards come by, make a sound like a dying giraffe.
what's a butfor?	For pooping, silly.
dude, we don't have watches.	Sheet.  Did you bring ze mirror?
that's gonna take a long time!	Time? Did time matter to the Revolutionists who were forced to eat their own shit while dying in the dungeons of ze King?
no. zey must have zem inside. we will have to dig.	That's gonna take a long time!
do you see them?  do you see terrance and phillip?	No. Zey must have zem inside. We will have to dig.
oh my god...	God? ...Let me tell you something about God... He is ze biggest bitch of zem all.
yeah, i guess.	America... She iz a beetch that sheets on her own children.
so... we must free more canadian prizoners?	Yeah, I guess.
mom, i'm a man. just a man. and i'm going to have fun with profanity just like you and dad did when you were little.	Yeah, so what if you say uncle raper or dicksucker or, or-
whew, i'm sure glad that's over.	Yeah, but you know, I learned something today.  I learned that getting all worked up over fuck and shit and cockmaster is just stupid... You all focused so hard on erasing profanity that you forgot the most important thing... To love each other.
thank you, kenny.	Yeah, thanks for going back to hell for us. You're a real pal.
what?	Are you sure, Kenny?
dude, i found the clitoris! i think i can get wendy to like me now!	Sweet.
stan!	Dude, I found the clitoris! I think I can get Wendy to like me now!
oh, brother.	Did you shut the alarm off, Cartman?
i thought you had something planned.	Me?!
yeah, so what do we say?	I thought you had something planned.
wow, a lot of people showed up.	Yeah, so what do we say?
dude, do you know what you're doing?	No, dude, all you have to do is hit the keys really fast and say a bunch of stupid shit and it works.
wow!	I'll just try the first one.
"found eight million pages with the word clitoris"!	Wow!
okay...	"Found Eight Million Pages With the Word Clitoris"!
wait! before we put a message out, do a search on the word 'clitoris'.	Okay...
okay... i just need to find a few private message boards...	Wait! Before we put a message out, do a search on the word 'clitoris'.
i don't know. but it has gone far enough! i'm sick of it!  <b>something must be done! change has got to come around! they're taking all our laughter and burning it to the ground! can't you see what this is leading to? a world of chains and ties and glue! we have to fight before they've taken every one! something must be done!</b>	I agree! The only way to save our future is to unite and fight!  <b>Something must be done! We must take action fast! My parents have gotten so strict they forgot they were children in the past!</b>
it's only a matter of time before my mom has him burned too!	What has the world come to? This is horrible. We're locked up, burning books, hating other people-
all it says is that it's above the vulva... but where the hell is the vulva?	Isn't that in Arizona or something?
does it say what the clitoris is?	All it says is that it's above the vulva... But where the hell is the vulva?
i'm so sick of these soldiers.	Yeah, they suck.
this is sweet!!	Totally!
whoa!  what the hell was that?!	Dude!  It's the V-chip!  It shocks him ever time he cusses!
hey, cartman, did they put that v-chip in your head or your ass?	What's the difference?
good thing she was never your girlfriend... dude, here comes cartman.	Hey, Cartman, did they put that V-chip in your head or your ass?
i bet she would if my name was gregory!!	Good thing she was never your girlfriend... Dude, here comes Cartman.
wow, dude. wendy could really give a rats ass about you.	I bet she would if my name was GREGORY!!
i thought she wasn't your girlfriend, dude.	She's Not! But if she WAS it would be THAT little asshole who's fucking it up for me!
that british dickhole is what's taking wendy away from me!	I thought she wasn't your girlfriend, dude.
i don't know, dude.	That British dickhole is what's taking Wendy away from me!
what? what don't i get?  what don't i get?	I don't know, dude.
dude, let's help terrance and phillip!!	How do we do that?
dude, our moms arrested terrance and phillip!	Our moms suck!
how can they do this?	It isn't fair!
oh my god! they killed kenny!	You bastards!!
oh my god!! you killed kenny!!	YOU BASTARD!!
dude, anybody who doesn't think terrance and phillip is funny can fuck off anyways.	Yeah...
i've heard them from mr. garrison a few times before...	Yeah!
nowhere.	I'VE heard them from Mr. Garrison a few times before...
now remember, don't tell anybody we saw the terrance and phillip movie!	Yeah, let's swear we won't tell!
woa, dude, who's your girlfriend's new guy?	She's not my girlfriend, dude!
<b>thank my lucky stars here before me now is everything i'd ever hoped for knew it in a word saw it in a glance the only thing i think i'd die for...</b>	Aw, God Damn it, he's singing that fucking song again.
that was sweet!	Where do they come up with this stuff?!
this is terrible! this can't be happening!!	We HAVE to see this movie, dude!
hey, dudes... aren't you supposed to go to church, kenny?	Kyle, check it out.
shiteater-	-Or monkey fucker-
where are you going?! we need to stop the not pretty things from letting our children be born in hospitals!	We're going to find our boys! For God's sake Sheila, you almost had them killed!!
oh lord, what have we done...?	Wake up, people!  We all have to do things that aren't pretty sometimes! It's the not pretty things that make life worth fighting the not pretty things for! Why do you think children have to be born in hospitals?
sheila, you're going to far! those are your children!	YES! AND I WILL NOT ALLOW MY CHILDREN TO BE RUINED BY SMUT!!  I am sorry young man, but I have had it up to here! STRAP THEM IN!
i knew this would happen! those bastard canadians have now killed a child! can't people see the damage that film is doing?!	He was killed doing something he saw in the movie. It was Terrance and Phillip... THEY killed Kenny.
oh dear god...	What is 'fisting'?
i'm needing lunch.	Right away, ma'am!
yes?	I'm needing lunch.
and bill?	Yes?
yes ma'am!	And Bill?
well find out where that signal is coming from!  then hunt them down like dogs! any and all canadian influence must be stopped at all cost!	Yes ma'am!
ma'am, we're tracking a resistance... it's probably canadian spies!!	Well find out where that signal is coming from!  Then hunt them down like dogs! Any and all Canadian influence must be stopped at all cost!
oh, uh...  i don't know if air strikes are necessary.	Not necessary?!  Mr. President, may I remind you that our country's heart and soul are at stake, and our children's minds are the battlefield! The bastard Canadians want to fight us because we won't tolerate their potty mouths. Well, if it is war they want... THEN WAR THEY SHALL HAVE!!!
we have to have air strikes on their military and entertainment centers.  it's the only way to ensure that their smut can't reach american soil!	Oh, uh...  I don't know if air strikes are necessary.
huh?	We have to have air strikes on their military and entertainment centers.  It's the only way to ensure that their smut can't reach American soil!
what about air strikes?	Huh?
as commander in chief, i have ordered our army to set up defensive positions along the us-canada border in anticipation of an attack.	What about air strikes?
my fellow americans. i have led this fight in the war against profanity. i have founded mothers against canada.  our neighbor to the north has abused us for the last time.	As Commander in chief, I have ordered our Army to set up defensive positions along the US-Canada border in anticipation of an attack.
silence!!!  now!!!  everyone bow down to me!!!	Oh God... What have I done...
and i thought my mother was the master of guilt.  geez louise.	SILENCE!!!  NOW!!!  EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO ME!!!
yes... and in doing so, you brought enough anger and intolerance to the world to allow my coming.	And I thought my mother was the master of guilt.  Geez Louise.
oh.	YOU HAVE SPILLED THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENTS. NOW THE WORLD BELONGS TO ME... NOW BEGINS TWO MILLION YEARS OF DARKNESS!!  AND ALL THANKS TO YOU!!!
silence!  i am satan!	Oh.
oh no you don't! this is my fight!! i don't need your help, alan dershwitz!	SILENCE!  I AM SATAN!
i am the dark master!	Oh no you don't! This is MY fight!! I don't need your help, Alan Dershwitz!
what the hell is going on?!	I am the dark master!
you're all part of satan's army now!	What the hell is going on?!
but i-	You are officially relieved of your duties as principal of this school!
yes principal victoria.  the pta is impeaching you.	But I-
article 42!  you don't mean-?!	Yes Principal Victoria.  The PTA is impeaching you.
forgive me for saying so, principal victoria, but your methods are too... shall we say... soft?  as head of the pta, i am exercising my right under article 42 of the pta code.	Article 42!  You don't mean-?!
ooh yes. i think we'll have to give detention to those boys.	Forgive me for saying so, Principal Victoria, but your methods are too... Shall we say... soft?  As head of the PTA, I am exercising my right under article 42 of the PTA code.
we must take action on this immediately.	Ooh yes. I think we'll have to give detention to those boys.
terrance and phillip are two very untalented, unfunny actors from canada. their tv show is filled with toilet humor and bad language and is just complete garbage.  now it appears they have a movie and i'm positive it's not suitable for children!	Well, it looks like I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents. I have to put a stop to this before MORE children see 'Terrance and Phillip'.
what is terrance and phillip?	Terrance and Phillip are two VERY untalented, unfunny actors from Canada. Their TV show is filled with toilet humor and bad language and is just complete garbage.  Now it appears they have a movie and I'm positive it's not suitable for children!
terrance and phillip movie?! oy gevalt! not again!	What is Terrance and Phillip?
the f word?!	No, worse. Here's a short list of the things they've been saying.
no, it was worse than that...	The F word?!
what did my son say, principal victoria? did he say the s word?	No, it was worse than that...
i don't care if it's dangerous! desperate times call for desperate measures, mr. mackey. perhaps i need to remind you of your situation.	Alright, I'll make the call...
mrs. brovlofski, the v-chip hasn't been fully tested yet, it could be dangerous.	I don't care if it's dangerous! Desperate times call for desperate measures, Mr. Mackey. Perhaps I need to remind you of your situation.
then we'll have to resort to plan b and call the v-chip organization.	Mrs. Brovlofski, the V-chip hasn't been fully tested yet, it could be dangerous.
well, some of the children just don't respond to 12 step programs.	Then we'll have to resort to plan B and call the v-chip organization.
what do you mean most, why not all?	Well, some of the children just don't respond to 12 step programs.
very encouraging. most of the children have been weened from their naughty mouths.	What do you mean MOST, why not ALL?
how is the children's progress?	Very encouraging. Most of the children have been weened from their naughty mouths.
uh, we're just, starting our program...	This is NOT a place for fun and games! This is rehabilitation! Now GET TO IT!! We at MAC have a trial to go to!
you're quite a purveyor of filth, little boy!	Indeedy, that was a delicious choice of words!
agh!	Terrance! NO!
did you hear that, terrance? i farted!	You did? Just now?
what's going on terrance?	Canada is saving us!!
phillip, this is worse than that trip to quebec city when i fell asleep in that disco.	I know, Terrance. I know.
oh, phillip.  this cannot be good.	I know, Terrance.  This is quite the shitstorm we've found ourselves in this time.
oh, you are such a maroon!	You would know, dummy.
the problem is you don't allow your children to think for themselves. you try to raise them in a protective bubble, and then when they finally get old enough, they realize they've been lied to, and they resent you for it.	Yeah, God, no wonder your country is so fucked up.
the young boy that died lit himself on fire. it was unfortunate, but how can they blame us?	Don't believe the hype!!
fight the power!	The young boy that died lit himself on fire. It was unfortunate, but how can they blame US?
this little scrotum sucker willfully deceived us!  you are a bad man!	And you call yourself a Canadian!  I told you we should of done Leno!
phillip, we've been tricked and ambushed by the conan o'brian show!!	This little scrotum sucker willfully deceived us!  You are a bad man!
good one, phillip!  cheers.	Cheers, Terrance!
hello, conan!	Hello, Brooke Shields!
ha ha ha! you burned yourself to death by lighting the fart! ha ha ha!!	I sure did, Phillip!!
you bet, terrance!	HA HA HA! You burned yourself to death by lighting the fart! HA HA HA!!
say phillip, want to see the northern lights?	You bet, Terrance!
i did, terrance, i learned that you are a boner biting dick fart fuck face!	Say Phillip, want to see the Northern Lights?
well, terrance i hope you learned something from this whole experience.	I did, Terrance, I learned that you are a boner biting dick fart fuck face!
<b>shut your fucking face, unclefucka!! you're an asslicking, ball sucking unclefucka!! you're an unclefucka, yes it's true nobody fucks uncles quite like you-</b>	<b>SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE!! UNCLEFUCKA!!! YOU'RE the one that fucked your Uncle, UNCLEFUCKA!!! You don't eat, or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your Uncle all day long!</b>
you'd fuck your uncle!	<b>Shut your fucking face, Unclefucka!! You're an asslicking, Ball sucking Unclefucka!! You're an Unclefucka, yes it's true Nobody fucks Uncles quite like you-</b>
you'd fuck your uncle!	YOU'D fuck your uncle!
my mother sent you a letter? what's it say?	It says 'Dear Terrance, please don't ever tell my son that I licked your hairy balls.'
it's from your mother.	My mother sent YOU a letter? What's it say?
a letter from who, you shit sucking cock master?	It's from your mother.
well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch, i just got a letter!	A letter from who, you shit sucking cock master?
well, let's see... first of all, you fuck pigs.	Oh yeah!
what?! why would you call me a pigfucker?!	Well, let's see... First of all, you fuck pigs.
now do what i say and keep your fucking mouth shut!	THAT'S IT!  I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!
ow, you're hurting me!	Listen guy, you're embarassing me in front of my friends!  You know how I get mad when I get embarassed.
i don't care!  i want to talk about it now!	Ow, you're hurting me!
can we talk about this later?  everyone is watching!	I don't care!  I want to talk about it now!
if you love somebody then you treat them with respect!  you've never respected me!	Can we talk about this later?  Everyone is watching!
come on guy, you know i only rib you because i love you so much!	If you love somebody then you treat them with respect!  You've never respected me!
help you? you've destroyed my life and now you want me to help you?!  you're always making me feel like a piece of shit.	Come on guy, you know I only rib you because I love you so much!
no, saddam. you made a deal. you can't just renege on a deal. that's lying.	Relax bitch!  You're better seen, not hear okay?
i told you not to make that deal, saddam!	Who gives a fuck?! I was just fucking with him!
hey, i'm missing the party!	No! It can't be!
what if i just left?	Where're you gonna go, bitch? Besides, you know that if you left me, I'd hunt you down and kill you, right? I'm gonna go grab a drink.
<b>what if i, don't wanna put out? that's all you ever say relax put out i'm a living creature, i have feelings too, i don't need this abuse from you-</b>	<b>Hey, guy, relax, put out! You gotta relax, shut your mouth- Baby I'd do anything for ya! Now don't make me smack you in the eye like last time-</b>
well i just want you to be impressed with what i <u>do</u>. i want you to respect my mind.	I DO respect your mind! It turns me on! It makes me wanna fuck the shit out of you! Don't you see?
hey, relax guy!	Well I just want you to be impressed with what I <u>do</u>. I want you to respect my MIND.
this is the millennium, saddam! this is armageddon! there's more to life than sex!	Hey, relax guy!
don't call me dumb!	I mean cute dumb. Now bend over!
that's because i wanted to fuck you, dumbass! now hows aboot you get those pants down!	Don't call me dumb!
do you remember when you first got here? we used to talk all night long. until the sun came up... we would just lie in bed and talk.	That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!
hey fella!  relax!  this whole armageddon thing has got you all stressed out. let's make love.	Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
you don't care.	Hey fella!  Relax!  This whole armageddon thing has got you all stressed out. Let's make love.
what did you do today satan?	You don't care.
i know.	So what do you say we shut off that light and get close, huh?
you know i do.	I know.
listen buttercup, let's make love and forget about the whole thing.	Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
do you always think about sex?  i'm talking about some very important stuff here!	Listen buttercup, let's make love and forget about the whole thing.
yeah!  yeah!!!  man i'm getting so hot!!!	Do you always think about sex?  I'm talking about some very important stuff here!
oh i love when you get all biblical satan.  you know exactly how to turn my crank!	No I'm being serious! Those Canadian entertainers are to be killed. It is the seventh sign.
it has come to be...  the four horsemen are drawing nigh!  the time of the prophecy is upon us!	Oh I love when you get all biblical Satan.  You know exactly how to turn my crank!
you just get cranky when you're tired, that's all.  i told you that you shouldn't have tried to carry that futon all by yourself.	I'm not cranky.  And that futon was not too big to carry myself-
who's my cream puff?	I am.
hey, come here, guy.	Who's my cream puff?
sometimes i just think you don't have any respect for me.	Hey, come here, guy.
hey, relax guy. it's just a cruel joke. rich, chocolatey snacky smores are only available up on earth. he'll never get 'em, see?	Sometimes I just think you don't have any respect for me.
i don't see why you have to belittle me in front of people like that.	Hey, relax guy. It's just a cruel joke. Rich, chocolatey Snacky Smores are only available up on Earth. He'll never get 'em, see?
well of course he wants out of hell! the whole point of hell is that you don't want to be here!	Okay, kid, I have a deal for you! If you want out of hell, all you have to do is collect 10 proofs of purchases from 'Snacky Smores.'  They're rich, chocolatey and really hit the spot. Bring me ten proofs of purchases and we'll grant you ANY WISH YOU WANT.
saddam, would you let me do my job please!	Hey relax, guy. Let's see what the kid wants.
oh, a new recruit, huh? welcome to hell, kid! relax! take a load off!!	You remember... Saddam Hussein, don't you?!
<b>thank my lucky stars here before me now is everything i'd ever hoped for-</b>	<b>Knew it in a word Saw it in a glance The only thing I think I'd die for</b>
cool!	<b>Thank my lucky stars Here before me now Is everything I'd ever hoped for-</b>
no, dude. fuck him. fuck him in the ear.	Cool!
you didn't?	No, dude. Fuck him. Fuck him in the ear.
stan, i never cared for gregory.	You didn't?
wow, i have a clitoris too.	Really? Where the hell do you keep it? It's huge.
my friend the clitoris told me.	Wow, I have a clitoris too.
sure, stan! how did you know i loved ice cream?	My friend the clitoris told me.
wendy... how would you like to go get some ice cream?	Sure, Stan! How did you know I loved ice cream?
stan! stan are you okay?!	Wendy?
wendy?	Stan?! YOU started La Resistance?
nothing, stan. you wouldn't understand.	God damn it, why does she keep saying that?
what's the matter, wendy?	Nothing, Stan. You wouldn't understand.
nazis!!	What's the matter, Wendy?
hi wendy.	Hi Stan.
what the hell are you talking about, kid?	You don't get it Stan... You just don't get it.
yeah!	This is about freedom of speech, Stan, about censorship.
stan... i think you and i need some time apart.	<u>WHAT?!</u>
didn't you think it was funny, wendy?	Stan... I think you and I need some time apart.
did you see that, wendy?	Yup.
we saw the terrance and phillip movie!	That's nice, Stan.
check.	And the butfor?
and ze rope?	Check.
got it.	And ze rope?
dude, you didn't say anything about watches.	What do you think this is kid?  Lick Barney the Dinosaur's pussy fucking kiddie hour?  Huh?  This is real life with consequences you take to the grave!
you don't have watches?	Dude, you didn't say anything about watches.
bedrock!  i cannot dig any further in zis direction!	We're going to die here like baby mice who have had no milk in days.  Dry up into crunchy little pinkies.
what is it?	Bedrock!  I cannot dig any further in zis direction!
jesus, come on!	They're not going to make it!
anna...	Anna...
oh sara...	Anna...
oh yeah...	Oh Sara...
oh yeah...	Oh yeah...
oh warren...oh warren...take me, god take me...	Oh yeah...
i never though i'd be stuck in a wine closet with warren wayne.	Well get used to it, 'cause here we are, on the cruise of a lifetime.
well isn't that great.  something to write home about.	I never though I'd be stuck in a wine closet with Warren Wayne.
i think we're moving.	Well isn't that great.  Something to write home about.
getting drunk is no solution.	Yeah, well...I forgot my morphine back in the room.
will you two please stop it!  i don't want to spend my final hours listening to you bitch!	I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
oh my god, what is he doing?	He's shutting off the air!!!
no, i think hygiene is important. it helps you get into the part.	Very professional of you.
well, it was nice meeting you. enjoy the rest of the trip.	I'm sure I will.
it certainly is.	Well, it was nice meeting you. Enjoy the rest of the trip.
well, so we are.  sure is beautiful, huh?	It certainly is.
well i guess we're neighbors for this trip.	Well, so we are.  Sure is beautiful, huh?
so...	Well I guess we're neighbors for this trip.
of course, of course...	So...
well a little business too.  in my upcoming project star trackers i play a ship's captain, and i really wanted to get a feel for the outer space experience.  i feel it will add more credibility to my performance.	Of course, of course...
so, what brings you out here?  pleasure cruise?	Well a little business too.  In my upcoming project Star Trackers I play a ship's captain, and I really wanted to get a feel for the outer space experience.  I feel it will add more credibility to my performance.
well i appreciate that.	So, what brings you out here?  Pleasure cruise?
magnificent, magnificent.	Well I appreciate that.
oh, thank you.	Magnificent, magnificent.
my grandfather.  my god, i can't tell you what a fan i am of yours! you were magnificent in deadly gamble.	Oh, thank you.
koros, as in...koros?  dimitri koros?	My grandfather.  My God, I can't tell you what a fan I am of yours! You were magnificent in Deadly Gamble.
anna koros. she sensually extends her hand, warren shakes it -	Koros, as in...Koros?  Dimitri Koros?
uh, yes i am.  and you are?	Anna Koros. She sensually extends her hand, Warren shakes it -
you're warren wayne.	Uh, yes I am.  And you are?
excuse me?	You're Warren Wayne.
it can't be.	Excuse me?
evening.	It can't be.
there is a high level...of passenger      dissatisfaction.	And I intend to correct that at once. I'll tell you something Mac...
i hear you mac and i appreciate it. frankly i don't know what i'd have done without you on this one.	There is a high level...of passenger      dissatisfaction.
i am here to provide service to... to all our guests.  there is a high level of passenger dissatisfaction. it is my duty...to report this.	I hear you Mac and I appreciate it. Frankly I don't know what I'd have done without you on this one.
mac, you really earned your wings this flight.	My...wings...
on channel 10?	The device has stopped responding.
i am here to provide service to... to all our guests.  there is a high level of passenger dissatisfaction. it is my duty...to report this.	Well you did the right thing Mac.
were you going to give it to them?	I am here to provide service to... to all our guests.  There is a high level of passenger dissatisfaction. It is my duty...to report this.
they are awaiting further information.	Were you going to give it to them?
and what are they doing now, mac?	They are awaiting further information.
i did nothing to the monitors.	And what are they doing now, Mac?
you didn't do anything to the monitors, did you mac?	I did nothing to the monitors.
yes he did.  yes he did. barnes looks at the monitor - taylor and the others are still in the dining room -	You didn't do anything to the monitors, did you Mac?
oh he did, did he?	Yes he did.  Yes he did. Barnes looks at the monitor - Taylor and the others are still in the dining room -
i was there.  officer taylor accessed my cpu directly to open the airlock doors.  they are not functioning properly.	Oh he did, did he?
weren't you down in the dining room?	I was there.  Officer Taylor accessed my CPU directly to open the airlock doors.  They are not functioning properly.
where the hell did you come from?	Hello second mate Barnes. I was instructed to come to the bridge.
all too well, captain.	Well shut it off at once!
it's a little late for you to be up.	Look answer my question!
what did you say to me?	It's a little late for you to be up.
well, i guess she figures she's paying for it.	Ain't it the truth. Must be good to be rich.
why should she, it's her fault. all guests are told not to eat in zero gravity, but she just wanted to have fun i guess, didn't realize what a grain of salt can do to sophisticated machinery.	Well, I guess she figures she's paying for it.
idiot...	Good help is hard to find...
i told you not to try anything smart!  i guess you're too much of a maverick to follow a simple order!  and that's just too bad for all of you now, isn't it?	Look you said it doesn't matter to you anyway!  Why do you want to kill more innocent people!  Why!
look we gave you what you asked for.  it checks out didn't it?! what more do you want from us!	I told you not to try anything smart!  I guess you're too much of a maverick to follow a simple order!  And that's just too bad for all of you now, isn't it?
sure you do.  sending mac out on a little recon work.  how pathetic.  problem is it seems mac blew a few fuses.  or maybe he's just a little drunk. were you partying with a robot taylor?	Look we gave you what you asked for.  It checks out didn't it?! What more do you want from us!
i don't know what you're talking about!	Sure you do.  Sending Mac out on a little recon work.  How pathetic.  Problem is it seems Mac blew a few fuses.  Or maybe he's just a little drunk. Were you partying with a robot Taylor?
mac, can you hear me?  come in?	Taylor, you surprise me.
that was a joke taylor, lighten up!  why don't you just hold them up to the lens.  i'll write them down, and once i'm through verifying them, i'll get back to you.	Will you transmit the distress signal?
well, preferably in tens and twenties...	That was a joke Taylor, lighten up!  Why don't you just hold them up to the lens.  I'll write them down, and once I'm through verifying them, I'll get back to you.
we have the codes here.  how do you want to receive them?	Well, preferably in tens and twenties...
uh, that's an affirmative, roger wilco.  please proceed.	We have the codes here.  How do you want to receive them?
it's still not going to work! they'll detect you upon re-entry in an emergency vessel!	Who said I'll re-enter in the pod? I got friends out in space, Ryan, friends willing to get me back unnoticed.  Thank God for deregulation huh?
then we've got to get to the lifepods!	I'd advise you to shut up and let me finish Taylor.  You needn't worry about the lifepods because they're all gone, jettisoned. Save for one.
ok, i will.  the bad news is the ship is history.  life support will last another 36 hours, maybe.	Then we've got to get to the lifepods!
you better start making sense!	Ok, I will.  The bad news is the ship is history.  Life support will last another 36 hours, maybe.
now do you want the good news first or the bad news?	You better start making sense!
what are you talking about! can you transmit the code 3 -	Yes I can transmit the code 3 emergency!  I just don't think it's a prudent move at this juncture.
much as i'd like to help you and our valued guests, i'm afraid i can't.	What are you talking about! Can you transmit the code 3 -
transmit the code 3 emergency and take us offline.  override the airlock sensors and hurry!  we're running out of time, we have to get to the pods!	Much as I'd like to help you and our valued guests, I'm afraid I can't.
the bridge is fine, taylor, how are things down there?	Transmit the code 3 emergency and take us offline.  Override the airlock sensors and hurry!  We're running out of time, we have to get to the pods!
what is the condition of the bridge?	The bridge is fine, Taylor, how are things down there?
why yes ryan, i am, and thanks for asking.  you don't have to talk to the intercom, i can hear you fine.	What is the condition of the bridge?
barnes, can you hear me, are you all right?	Why yes Ryan, I am, and thanks for asking.  You don't have to talk to the intercom, I can hear you fine.
if anyone can hear me please respond!	That's very professional sounding of you, Taylor.
bridge!  can anyone hear me?!	Yeah yeah yeah, give me a minute here.
well, maybe i'll surprise you.	I can hardly wait.
no.  i'm all set.  thanks.	Well, maybe I'll surprise you.
well, maybe i will.  you sure you don't want anything?	No.  I'm all set.  Thanks.
i think i can handle it.	Well, maybe I will.  You sure you don't want anything?
uh...	I think I can handle it.
what, and leave you here all by your lonesome?	Uh...
nah, i already ate.  why don't you just go down there?	What, and leave you here all by your lonesome?
man, i'm hungry.  i'm going to call the steward, you want anything?.	Nah, I already ate.  Why don't you just go down there?
thank you.	Man, I'm hungry.  I'm going to call the steward, you want anything?.
that's very pragmatic of you, barnes.	Thank you.
you gotta think of your old age.	That's very pragmatic of you, Barnes.
it's steady, good benefits.	You gotta think of your old age.
you want to go back to shuttle work?	It's steady, good benefits.
well that hotel begins construction in january, there's going to be a lot of shuttle work.	You want to go back to shuttle work?
why, didn't they say?	Well that hotel begins construction in January, there's going to be a lot of shuttle work.
i don't know.  everything's up in the air at this point, no pun intended.	Why, didn't they say?
so, are you on for the next one?	I don't know.  Everything's up in the air at this point, no pun intended.
ain't it the truth. the two say nothing for a beat -	So, are you on for the next one?
well, everything's running smoother than a baby's ass.	Ain't it the truth. The two say nothing for a beat -
trust me.  even checked 'em with my own eyes.	All right, I'll give it a shot.
you're certain of that?	Trust me.  Even checked 'em with my own eyes.
why don't you reset and run it again.  the pods check out ok.	You're certain of that?
yes i'm sure i hit the right commands.	Why don't you reset and run it again.  The pods check out ok.
there must be some mistake. you sure you hit the right commands?	Yes I'm sure I hit the right commands.
it's telling me fail mode confirmed.  did you see this?	There must be some mistake. You sure you hit the right commands?
well it's a good thing that i did.	It's telling me fail mode confirmed.  Did you see this?
no, i just ran it!  why are you running it again?	Well it's a good thing that I did.
well i guess there's no time like the present.  i'll go run a check on that room, just to show we go that extra mile for our guests.	Sounds like you've been talking to Mac too much.
sheesh!  aye aye cap'n!	Over and out!
good.  now you'll hear from me when i have the new coordinates. in the meantime don't bug me.	Sheesh!  Aye aye cap'n!
that's clear.	Good.  Now you'll hear from me when I have the new coordinates. In the meantime don't bug me.
is that clear?	That's clear.
now i got enough air and supplies to make another complete orbit in the pod!  you're just gonna have to pick me up later.	This is a major screw up on your part, goddamn it!
goddamn it barnes this really steams my onions!	Let's get something straight, Chappy!
i told you, i had to teach a few people a lesson!	Goddamn it Barnes this really steams my onions!
well if you knew it then why did set your thrusters on before making the calculation?	I told you, I had to teach a few people a lesson!
well blaze your ass out of there! you've completely altered your trajectory, are we linking up or not?!	Don't worry about me, I'm changing coordinates now.  I've come to far to be tripped up by some Dudley do-right... motherfuckers!
this ship is going down in a blaze of glory!	Well blaze your ass out of there! You've completely altered your trajectory, are we linking up or not?!
the others decided to get cute with me, so i'm teaching them a lesson!	This ship is going down in a blaze of glory!
you're not helping my heart condition any, barnes!  now just what the hell are you dragging your ass for?	The others decided to get cute with me, so I'm teaching them a lesson!
cool your jets...i'm doing a little damage control.	Damage control!  What kind of damage? What's going on Barnes!
so, what are we waiting for?	Cool your jets...I'm doing a little damage control.
i know, i know.	So, what are we waiting for?
it's time we lock coordinates.	I know, I know.
oh you'll get it, believe me.  so i'll see you in a few.	10-4 good buddy.
well that's your call.  doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me.  just as long as i get my cut.	Oh you'll get it, believe me.  So I'll see you in a few.
i don't know.  i really haven't made up my mind yet.  we'll see how nicely they behave.	Well that's your call.  Doesn't make a damn bit of difference to me.  Just as long as I get my cut.
will do.  what about the distress signal?	I don't know.  I really haven't made up my mind yet.  We'll see how nicely they behave.
yeah, i know bill, i came up with the plan remember?  just have those hangar doors open and ready, i can take it from there.	Will do.  What about the distress signal?
well don't drag your ass.  there won't be much of a window for us to link up.  we'll be in your orbit trajectory in less than two hours.	Yeah, I know Bill, I came up with the plan remember?  Just have those hangar doors open and ready, I can take it from there.
seems like they're cooperating. hopefully i'll be out of here and on my way very soon.	Well don't drag your ass.  There won't be much of a window for us to link up.  We'll be in your orbit trajectory in less than two hours.
break it down to me, what's going on?	Seems like they're cooperating. Hopefully I'll be out of here and on my way very soon.
that's me.	Break it down to me, what's going on?
barnes?	That's me.
it's getting hard to breathe...	Just don't move around too much.
we're going to die.	Will you shut up already?
what's the use...we're gonna die...	Don't say that!  It ain't over till it's over!
well, more power to you.  me, i start to bug out after too much time out here.	I don't have a problem with it. Besides, you get to meet a lot of interesting people.
not me.  i'm in for the long haul. in nine months i'll have enough to take a few years off.	Well, more power to you.  Me, I start to bug out after too much time out here.
well...i don't mind.  i can put up with it.  i'm taking six months off after this, and i won't have to deal with people snapping their fingers at me.	Not me.  I'm in for the long haul. In nine months I'll have enough to take a few years off.
like that piece of ass he was with.	Well...I don't mind.  I can put up with it.  I'm taking six months off after this, and I won't have to deal with people snapping their fingers at me.
no.  but it buys a lot of other things.	Like that piece of ass he was with.
yeah, i guess money don't buy class.	No.  But it buys a lot of other things.
look at this...jesus.	Yeah, I guess money don't buy class.
what is it?!	I don't know.  Wave to them!
right now it's about 8 o'clock at home.  people are going to work, kids are going to school...	Try not to think about it.
in that case, i accept.	Good.  In that case, I pronounce us man and wife.
it would matter to us.	In that case, I accept.
i would, but no one can perform the ceremony.  i guess it doesn't matter.	It would matter to us.
that's right.  will you marry me?	I would, but no one can perform the ceremony.  I guess it doesn't matter.
marry you?	That's right.  Will you marry me?
will you marry me?	Marry you?
it did.  it is.  there's nothing we can do about that.	Except write our wills.
i never thought this would happen.  no premonitions, nothing.	It did.  It is.  There's nothing we can do about that.
so close...	And so far.
what do you mean?  what happened!	We don't have time.  I'll explain later, hurry!
we have room!  let's go!	What do you mean?  What happened!
what the hell are you doing?	We have room!  Let's go!
sooner than later.	Over and out.
hopefully sooner than later.	Sooner than later.
thanks for everything, taylor. will i see you again?	Hopefully sooner than later.
i'm staying with the ship.  i'll be all right.  now hurry.	Thanks for everything, Taylor. Will I see you again?
so what's going to happen to you?	I'm staying with the ship.  I'll be all right.  Now hurry.
i'll do my best.	So what's going to happen to you?
uh, it's ok, everything's going to be ok...now i'm counting on you, and whatever you do keep calm, we don't want them to panic.	I'll do my best.
how does the distress signal look?	Uh, it's ok, everything's going to be ok...now I'm counting on you, and whatever you do keep calm, we don't want them to panic.
hurry.  you have to get them out of there!	How does the distress signal look?
i'm about to blow the wall.	Hurry.  You have to get them out of there!
he's out of the equation.  talk to me.	I'm about to blow the wall.
barnes?	He's out of the equation.  Talk to me.
i'm in the bridge.	Barnes?
taylor!  where are you?	I'm in the bridge.
dawn.  come in.	Taylor!  Where are you?
i will once i get past the bulkhead.  good luck.	You too.
but you can't be sure!  it's suicide.  you have to come with us!	I can't!
don't worry about me.  there's still a chance i can issue a distress signal.	But you can't be sure!  It's suicide.  You have to come with us!
but how are you going to escape?	Don't worry about me.  There's still a chance I can issue a distress signal.
i'm going to try and buy you some time.  i can get to the bridge from here.	But how are you going to escape?
and what are you going to do?!	I'm going to try and buy you some time.  I can get to the bridge from here.
there's only room on that pod for seven.  that's you and the others.  i'm counting on you to get them out of there.	And what are you going to do?!
what?  what are you talking about?	There's only room on that pod for seven.  That's you and the others.  I'm counting on you to get them out of there.
i'm not going with you.	What?  What are you talking about?
why?  where are you going?	I'm not going with you.
a little dab'll do ya. now you know how to get there, right?	Why?  Where are you going?
a flare?  a flare won't do it.	No...
take this flare.	A flare?  A flare won't do it.
we don't have enough suits to get the others out.	That's why we need a safe passage. remember what you said earlier, about getting through the wall? That might just be our ticket.
a schematic of the ship.  looking for a lifeline to the pods.	We don't have enough suits to get the others out.
what's that?	A schematic of the ship.  Looking for a lifeline to the pods.
oh my god.  what happened?	The room is filled with poison gas.  The hydraulic system must have blown.
it was no time to lose my partner. we're going to have to hurry, he's on to us.	Oh my God.  What happened?
i guess i owe you a debt of gratitude.  you saved my life.	It was no time to lose my partner. We're going to have to hurry, he's on to us.
dawn!  dawn!	Helllp!
don't worry about what will happen, just concentrate on what is happening.  you'll live longer.	Words to live by.
sure.	Don't worry about what will happen, just concentrate on what is happening.  You'll live longer.
do you want some advice?	Sure.
yeah, but you didn't answer my question.	Do you want some advice?
well, dawn, i'm an optimist by nature.	Yeah, but you didn't answer my question.
what do you think's going to happen to us?	Well, Dawn, I'm an optimist by nature.
yeah?	What do you think's going to happen to us?
taylor?	Yeah?
explosive?	One of Barnes' duds, luckily for us.  Take this out of the equation right now...
be careful, you don't want to puncture the suit.	Don't worry about me.  Where are we going?
you're ready for the real thing?	At this point I'm ready for anything.
yeah.  we did it.	So we did.
are you ready?	Ready as I'll ever be.
i understand.	Are you ready?
i don't know what we're facing.	I understand.
look i know what i'm doing. i have experience and training in space walking.	Simulated space walking.
i can't let you do that.	Look I know what I'm doing. I have experience and training in space walking.
everyone just stay put.	Wait.
if i could get to the bridge i could send the distress signal.	Even if we do, it might be too late.
it must be oxygenated if we can hear him.	Yeah, let's hope he can find a way through.
he certainly is polite.	Close every door behind you!
we could send mac.  if he can retrieve one suit, we could go back for the other.	You're right.
suppose you didn't have to hold your breath?	We could send Mac.  If he can retrieve one suit, we could go back for the other.
and suppose you couldn't hold out?	Suppose you didn't have to hold your breath?
why can't we?	I don't know the condition of the compartments.  Depending on damage, debris...could be a fatal mistake.
damn it.  if only we could get to those suits... dawn then thinks of something -	Why can't we?
sure. it complies with all standard construction codes.	Great.
seen one like it before?	Sure. It complies with all standard construction codes.
ok...it's open.	Seen one like it before?
can't we access the mainframe to check the ship's condition?	With what?  How am I going to interface with it?  I need to be able to talk to the system and to have the system talk to me.
it depends on the condition of the ship.  if i could get to one of the suit compartments i could check the exterior air locks for a possible entry.	Can't we access the mainframe to check the ship's condition?
supposing we could get out of this room?  is there anything we could do to reach the bridge?	It depends on the condition of the ship.  If I could get to one of the suit compartments I could check the exterior air locks for a possible entry.
i don't think you know what you're talking about.  besides, what could we use for tools?  a steak knife?  a corkscrew?	Just considering our options... sir.
well maybe we can do something like that.	I don't think you know what you're talking about.  Besides, what could we use for tools?  A steak knife?  A corkscrew?
probably come through the wall i suppose.	Well maybe we can do something like that.
given a malfunction, how would a rescue team get you out if the doors won't open?	Probably come through the wall I suppose.
fat chance of that.  even if we had c4 and a laser torch these doors wouldn't budge.  that son of a bitch...that stupid son of a bitch.	Given a malfunction, how would a rescue team get you out if the doors won't open?
well maybe there's a way out of here.	Fat chance of that.  Even if we had C4 and a laser torch these doors wouldn't budge.  That son of a bitch...that stupid son of a bitch.
we don't.	Well maybe there's a way out of here.
what are we going to do?	I don't know.
really?	Still, I hope I behave on the moon.  I'll stick close to you.
actually i've logged about 200 hours of simulated space walking at the institute, mostly related to starship construction.	Really?
i'm sure you'll be all right.	Actually I've logged about 200 hours of simulated space walking at the institute, mostly related to starship construction.
well i hope i don't do anything careless.	I'm sure you'll be all right.
well i don't think there's a chance of that happening.  it's usually the moon walks.  sometimes you feel like a kindergarten teacher.	Well I hope I don't do anything careless.
like open an airlock by mistake?	Well I don't think there's a chance of that happening.  It's usually the moon walks.  Sometimes you feel like a kindergarten teacher.
well, let me put it this way.  most of the cost is due to safety reasons. most people are not familiar with space travel, so we have to take extra precautions in the event they do something careless.	Like open an airlock by mistake?
well, plus the money ain't that bad. dawn so, tell me, do you think everyone gets their million dollars' worth on this trip of a lifetime?	Well, let me put it this way.  Most of the cost is due to safety reasons. Most people are not familiar with space travel, so we have to take extra precautions in the event they do something careless.
so you were looking for a new challenge.	Well, plus the money ain't that bad. DAWN So, tell me, do you think everyone gets their million dollars' worth on this trip of a lifetime?
this is my second commercial flight.  i used to run satellite freighters but that got old fast.	So you were looking for a new challenge.
yes.  theoretical discoveries aside, there's nothing like the real thing. how about you?	This is my second commercial flight.  I used to run satellite freighters but that got old fast.
ryan taylor, first mate.  welcome aboard.  first time in space?	Yes.  Theoretical discoveries aside, there's nothing like the real thing. How about you?
that's right.	Ryan Taylor, first mate.  Welcome aboard.  First time in space?
oh right, right you're on that research grant.	That's right.
yes mac, but the guests are requesting it.  it will reduce the level of negative feedback.	That is one of my priorities.
so i've been told.	Well if you need anything, please feel free to ask me.  Just a reminder we have fabulous cuisine available 24 hours in the earthrise room, and a large selection of vintage wines here in our ship bar.
well, there's no better to way to see the world, than with us.	So I've been told.
no, just enjoying the view.	Well, there's no better to way to see the world, than with us.
is there anything i can help you with?	No, just enjoying the view.
thank you.	Is there anything I can help you with?
congratulations on your...recent award.	Thank you.
i'm fine.	Congratulations on your...recent award.
i'm going back for taylor!	Are you nuts!  It's too risky!
carlo!	He's in the bathroom.
where's taylor?	He's up on the bridge!  He's going to be OK.  Now who's missing?
there's no time to explain.  get everyone together!  we found a way to the pods!	Where's Taylor?
what is happening around here!!!	There's no time to explain.  Get everyone together!  We found a way to the pods!
baby, take it easy.	How can you sit there with your fat stomach and tell me to take it easy!  I want to go home!  I want to be warm!  I want to get out of here!
it's getting too cold in here.  i can't stand this anymore!	Baby, take it easy.
you're delbert miles!  you have more clout than some whacked out pilot!  talk to him!	Talk to him...Jesus...
how am i supposed to know?	You're Delbert Miles!  You have more clout than some whacked out pilot!  Talk to him!
well now what are we gonna do!	How am I supposed to know?
oh no...i think there's carrots in here...	Send it back if you don't want it.
i guess so.	Besides I can't wait to tee off on the sea of tranquillity. That should shore up that prick Hank Drexler.
look around you baby, we're rubbing elbows with royalty, oil sheiks, this is class.  you'll be envied by everyone.	I guess so.
look you were the one who wanted to do something different, something to tell all your friends.  any chump can go to nassau.	Look around you baby, we're rubbing elbows with royalty, oil sheiks, this is class.  You'll be envied by everyone.
how is it going to be different from this?  go see some boring footprint under glass?	Look you were the one who wanted to do something different, something to tell all your friends.  Any chump can go to Nassau.
ah hell we can always do that. listen believe me, once we get to the moon, your tone is going to change.	How is it going to be different from this?  Go see some boring footprint under glass?
we should have gone to nassau. at least we could go swimming, lie on the beach.	Ah hell we can always do that. Listen believe me, once we get to the moon, your tone is going to change.
homesick?  it's only been two days!	We should have gone to Nassau. At least we could go swimming, lie on the beach.
i'm homesick.	Homesick?  It's only been two days!
what the hell is that?	The engines!
because, taylor wouldn't do that, that's why.	What makes you so sure?
i tell you, something's not right here.  how do we know they're not going to use the pod for themselves?	Because, Taylor wouldn't do that, that's why.
again with the orders from you! you got a napoleon complex chief, and i'm getting sick of it!	What are you going to do about it?
i'll tell you what you're gonna do.  you're gonna stay put like taylor said.	Again with the orders from you! You got a Napoleon complex chief, and I'm getting sick of it!
i haven't quite made up my mind yet.	I'll tell you what you're gonna do.  You're gonna stay put like Taylor said.
you're gonna give him those bank codes, you know why?  because i'm telling you to, that's why.  i'm not losing my life over some greedy pig.	Who are you calling a pig, rummy?
well what would you know about it? you don't have anything to lose.	You're gonna give him those bank codes, you know why?  Because I'm telling you to, that's why.  I'm not losing my life over some greedy pig.
look.  we're talking about life and death here.  i don't know why we're even having this conversation.	Well what would you know about it? You don't have anything to lose.
is it safe for human transport?	That's affirmative.
i would recommend a maintenance crew in this sector.	Is it safe for human transport?
how is it looking, mac?	I would recommend a maintenance crew in this sector.
ok mac...  i'll talk to you on this. i want to find a way to get to the bridge, then i want you to come back.	Certainly.  Anything I can do to be of service.
mac, what about the suit compartments on this level?  can they be accessed?	I'm sorry.  The suit compartments are in a non-oxygenated, zero gravity atmosphere.  I'm afraid that's off limits to all passengers.
but the corridor outside this door is open, correct?	Yes.  You can enjoy some wonderful views from there.
now mac, can you tell me the status of this deck?	One moment please...  one moment please...
alteration of my central processing unit should be done only by an authorized service dealer.	I know but we're in a bind.
yeah but the ship's mainframe doesn't. i need you to tell it something.	Alteration of my central processing unit should be done only by an authorized service dealer.
that will not be necessary.  you can simply speak to me.  i understand most languages fluently.	Yeah but the ship's mainframe doesn't. I need you to tell it something.
i need you to actually do something for me.  i need to access your cpu, directly.	That will not be necessary.  You can simply speak to me.  I understand most languages fluently.
right, i understand that...	I need you to actually do something for me.  I need to access your CPU, directly.
certainly.  i have a full working knowledge of the ships operations.	Right, I understand that...
yes i know all that.  mac, i need you to help us out with a little technical problem.	Certainly.  I have a full working knowledge of the ships operations.
certainly.  if you need anything, please feel free to ask me.  just a reminder we have fabulous cuisine available --	Yes I know all that.  Mac, I need you to help us out with a little technical problem.
mac, i have a favor to ask you. mac looks at taylor -	Certainly.  If you need anything, please feel free to ask me.  Just a reminder we have fabulous cuisine available --
officer taylor, how are you this evening?	Mac.  What's shaking?
the pin machine?	Just like Junior did the last time; lane six. All's I know is it's gonna be a closed coffin. My advice to you is to lay low. He puts on a pair of dark 7-Eleven shades, flips up his collar and skulks away.
did you hear about that bowler who got smeared? i saw them pull a body bag out of the alley. i heard he was kacked but good. they had to take apart the pin machine to get him out.	The pin machine?
my father used to say to me "never..." no, hmmm. "always..." no, no...  ah! love and hate are blood relations.	Maybe I should have left the ball in the car.
yeah, but it didn't go so good. he wasn't the man i thought he'd be. theo is trying to affix the lid on his cup, but his hands are trembling, spilling some of the coffee.	My father used to say to me "Never..." no, hmmm. "Always..." No, no...  Ah! Love and hate are blood relations.
find your bowler?	Yeah, but it didn't go so good. He wasn't the man I thought he'd be. Theo is trying to affix the lid on his cup, but his hands are trembling, spilling some of the coffee.
99 years, 241 days,  15 hours, and 20 minutes of no bowling. alfie shuffles up to the self-serve island and begins wiping it down.	Find your bowler?
what kind of man?	A bowler.
i'm looking for a man.	What kind of man?
you're not from around here, are you?	I'm from Akron.
i'm an addict. i can't go through a day without the stuff. theo reaches over and pours for him with a steady hand.	You're not from around here, are you?
orange who? not from 'round here, are ya?	No. I'm from Akron.
you have orange whips?	Orange who? Not from 'round here, are ya?
can i get you something for the road?	You have orange whips?
paradise, huh? might be one of the new putt-putts off route 99. theo turns to leave.	Can I get you something for the road?
nope.	Paradise, huh? Might be one of the new putt-putts off route 99. Theo turns to leave.
you a mini-golfer?	Nope.
you tried to make it look like junior trashed his place. junior's underground in that coffin you dicks put him in.	It's splitsville for you.
after we id, we bury the body. case and casket closed.	You tried to make it look like Junior trashed his place. Junior's underground in that coffin you dicks put him in.
sorry about your loss.	I should've pegged you guys for bowling dicks from day one.
heh, heh, heh.	You said it would be unethical to help me. You call dwarf bowling ethical!
hey, cut it out sid, that tickles. i'm serious! you guys are related, right?	He's my dad.
i don't know no buzz fazeli.	Look Sid, a Buzz Burger. The Faz's favorite lunch. Sid reaches for the plate. Buzz walks over to the booth  and pulls his burger away from Sid.
haven't seen a ball like that since '69.	It belonged to my dad.
whoa, cool your maples. over the bridge, past the peter pan, last house on the dead end. theo releases sid's hand. sid drops to his knees and cradles his damaged hand.	Haven't seen a ball like that since '69.
where can i find buzz fazeli?	Whoa, cool your maples. Over the bridge, past the Peter Pan, last house on the dead end. Theo releases Sid's hand. Sid drops to his knees and cradles his damaged hand.
nectar of the bowling gods, faz.	See ya 'round Faz.
the faz sure took care a her.  breeze makes a nasal grunt as he tries to suppress a snigger. sid - trying to keep a straight face - elbows him. sid and breeze approach the coffin. breeze pulls an orange whip out of a paper bag and carefully places it on the coffin lid.	Nectar of the bowling gods, Faz.
think he bought it?	I'd buy it!
only problem is, you didn't put his lights out, you just got him mad. then he took it out on poor faz, god rest his soul. theo patches out.	Think he bought it?
she told us you went after junior to save your old man's hide. you got some balls goin' after that psycho.	Only problem is, you didn't put his lights out, you just got him mad. Then he took it out on poor Faz, God rest his soul. Theo patches out.
kastle's daughter's been lookin' for you.	She told us you went after Junior to save your old man's hide. You got some balls goin' after that psycho.
did you know you were parked in the handicap space?	Kastle's daughter's been lookin' for you.
bowling police, step back, give him room.	Nothing going on here, everybody stand back. Let him through, ladies. Ladies, please. As they start to move through the female throng, a little girl pops out in front of them, holding her ball.
hello mr. kastle.  junior, long time. i thought they locked you up and threw away the warden!	Is it true they blacked out the whole county giving you electro-shock? Junior looks from one man to the other, breathing heavily, his nostrils flaring.
how do you turn this thing off?	Wait! That's an aria!
right, eating at the core, eating it's way out. it makes me sick!	How do you turn this thing off?
- canker sore.	Right, eating at the core, eating it's way out. It makes me sick!
but not no more. now people take advantage. bowling ain't what it used to be. there's something evil spreading in this sport - like a big, gigantic, puss- ridden -	- canker sore.
sure, sid.	But not no more. Now people take advantage. Bowling ain't what it used to be. There's something evil spreading in this sport - like a big, gigantic, puss- ridden -
gambling. and it was a safe place for kids, a place where the whole community could meet for some wholesome, clean fun.	Sure, Sid.
bowling was the most incorruptible sport. no megalomillionaires, no	gambling. And it was a safe place for kids, a place where the whole community could meet for some wholesome, clean fun.
no kiddin'.	Bowling was the most incorruptible sport. No megalomillionaires, no
you know, elvis bowled.	No kiddin'.
it was a clearance.	You know, Elvis bowled.
you got an 8-track tape player on purpose, just 'cause you knew the only thing they had on 8-track was fuckin' opera.	It was a clearance.
you listen to the feelings, not the words.	You got an 8-track tape player on purpose, just 'cause you knew the only thing they had on 8-track was fuckin' opera.
how do you know, you don't even speak latin?	You listen to the feelings, not the words.
how could you hate opera, sid? opera has all the drama and excitement of real life - to music!	How do you know, you don't even speak Latin?
i hate fuckin' opera.	How could you hate opera, Sid? Opera has all the drama and excitement of real life - to music!
la da da dalala...	I hate fuckin' opera.
bowling used to be so pure, so...all- american. breeze sings along with caruso and pretends to conduct.	La da da dalala...
your pop said to put these on his tab. sid gets up and jerks his thumb towards the door.	So Buzz, let's skedaddle. Mr. Kastle is waiting. As Buzz gets up, Theo rises and steps between his father and the two sleazeballs.
pinhead! don't just blurt it right out.	Your pop said to put these on his tab. Sid gets up and jerks his thumb towards the door.
i remember, sid! mr. kastle says he don't like no sticky fingers in the till.	Pinhead! Don't just blurt it right out.
look, faz, mr. kastle was not his usual charismatic self today when he told us to tell you...  what was that he said...?	I remember, Sid! Mr. Kastle says he don't like no sticky fingers in the till.
buzz, mr. kastle wants to talk to you.	Are you guys bruddas?
hey, you still here?	We're looking for Buzz Fazeli, seen him?
when you get a chance.	Hey, you still here?
three whips. to go.	When you get a chance.
ah, come on, lemme see your ball.	You afraid we're gonna steal it?
yeah, basement bingo.	Lemme see your ball.
fazeli...i don't know no buzz fazeli.	What do you want with old man Faz?
hey, ain't i seen you on the tour?	No, pinhead, he ain't here to bowl.
theo's bowled on the tour.	Oh, a professional man. What'll you have?
you look like you're something on the lanes.	Theo's bowled on the tour.
buzz burger, side of 'cues. you haven't introduced me to your fan.	Sheila, meet...uh...  I forget the name.
you don't need coffee, mr. fazeli; you need a vacation. sheila catches sight of theo pulling into the parking lot. she puts a ken head earring in her right ear. buzz follows sheila's gaze.	Some people will do anything for an autograph. Theo enters the diner and walks over to Buzz.
yeah, and make it extra muddy, i didn't sleep a zee last night. sheila fills a cup. buzz lifts it to his mouth, his hands trembling.	You don't need coffee, Mr. Fazeli; you need a vacation. Sheila catches sight of Theo pulling into the parking lot. She puts a Ken head earring in her right ear. Buzz follows Sheila's gaze.
i'm sure you have buzz.	Wish me luck.
miles, i've always been on the square with you.	I'm sure you have Buzz.
simple math, buzz.  two plus two does not equal three.	Miles, I've always been on the square with you.
and look at that; both partners go down together. kastle shoves the sculpture onto the floor, stands up, and crushes it under his heel. he goes over and puts his arm around buzz.	Simple math, Buzz.  Two plus two does not equal three.
it's a beautiful thing.	A beautiful thing. And you know why Buzz? You know what we got? Buzz raises an eyebrow as he buttons his shirt.
brainstorm, buzz. i admit, i thought it was a rotten idea, but i put up the scratch.  and now we got a beautiful thing.	It's a beautiful thing.
this scam we got going here was your	brainstorm, Buzz. I admit, I thought it was a rotten idea, but I put up the scratch.  And now we got a beautiful thing.
seven years.	This scam we got going here was your
we've been partners a long time now, haven't we buzz?	Seven years.
what's on your mind, miles?	We've been partners a long time now, haven't we Buzz?
you give ed klein of the american bowling congress a call.  tell him your maynard's boy. he's expecting you, and he owes me. he'll getcha back in like flynn.  don't say i never gave you nothing.	See ya 'round Maynard.
i didn't mean that stuff i said. i was trying to keep you out of this muddle. i'm glad i didn't have my tubes tied. oh, and by the way, i made a call for you before i - uh - retired. buzz takes his card and scrawl on the back with a gold pen.	You give Ed Klein of the American Bowling Congress a call.  Tell him your Maynard's boy. He's expecting you, and he owes me. He'll getcha back in like Flynn.  Don't say I never gave you nothing.
listen, if straight doesn't work out, you come work for me.  just make sure nobody's following you. buzz's face is eerily lit by the glow of the sunset, his halo bouncing in the breeze.	I didn't mean that stuff I said. I was trying to keep you out of this muddle. I'm glad I didn't have my tubes tied. Oh, and by the way, I made a call for you before I - uh - retired. Buzz takes his card and scrawl on the back with a gold pen.
i'm goin' straight. no more short cuts. theo gets into the car. buzz leans in the open window.	Listen, if straight doesn't work out, you come work for me.  Just make sure nobody's following you. Buzz's face is eerily lit by the glow of the sunset, his halo bouncing in the breeze.
thanks, kid.  where are you goin' now?	I'm goin' straight. No more short cuts. Theo gets into the car. Buzz leans in the open window.
i never saw you.	Thanks, kid.  Where are you goin' now?
so, eh, you never saw me. right?	I never saw you.
bowling died for me years ago. besides, i'm a living dead legend. i'm a hero.	You're a scumbag.
what about bowling?	Bowling died for me years ago. Besides, I'm a living dead legend. I'm a hero.
i told you to get lost. you forced yourself into this mess, so the mess accommodated you. buzz straightens out and carefully remolds the bent out of shape halo.	What about bowling?
it could just as easily have been me in that box.	I told you to get lost. You forced yourself into this mess, so the mess accommodated you. Buzz straightens out and carefully remolds the bent out of shape halo.
i am underground.	It could just as easily have been me in that box.
the whole world thinks you're underground.	I am underground.
we ain't married no more.	He says that to all his wives.
look, kid, gimme a break. i'm an old man.  i'm runnin' on a delrin aorta. i'm finished - dead from my ankles up.	I couldn't care less.
i was beaten on a shot named after my own dad. the moment passes. theo turns and climbs into his car. he looks up at buzz.	Look, kid, gimme a break. I'm an old man.  I'm runnin' on a Delrin aorta. I'm finished - dead from my ankles up.
you never even took the shot. you couldn't do it. theo moves towards buzz in a threatening manner.	I was beaten on a shot named after my own dad. The moment passes. Theo turns and climbs into his car. He looks up at Buzz.
that's right, buzz, and you know when i did it? last match, last frame. all i needed was one spare for the crown - and i get stuck with the seven-ten, the fazeli split.	You never even took the shot. You couldn't do it. Theo moves towards Buzz in a threatening manner.
not for somebody who hit a man with his ball on national television.	That's right, Buzz, and you know when I did it? Last match, last frame. All I needed was one spare for the crown - and I get stuck with the seven-ten, the Fazeli Split.
i didn't think so.	Not for somebody who hit a man with his ball on national television.
no...	I didn't think so.
you got a better offer?	No...
he'll be a barnacle on your ass the rest of your life.	You got a better offer?
i gotta survive.	He'll be a barnacle on your ass the rest of your life.
did that porcupine say he'd get you back on the tour?	I gotta survive.
i'm getting to like it here.	Did that porcupine say he'd get you back on the tour?
theo, i want you to get out of this town.	I'm getting to like it here.
i don't need the stinking pro-tour.	You're dead without the pro-tour, and you know it. Get him away from me. Sid and Breeze punch Theo in the face.
that's a laugh. you're all strung out. you're a bowling junkie.	I don't need the stinking pro-tour.
fuck you and fuck bowling.	That's a laugh. You're all strung out. You're a bowling junkie.
i had a career. she wanted a little bowler of her own. sid and breeze leap into the fray, prying the two men apart. they wrestle theo against a wall, pressing his face into the tiles.	Fuck you and fuck bowling.
don't say that about my mom!	I had a career. She wanted a little bowler of her own. Sid and Breeze leap into the fray, prying the two men apart. They wrestle Theo against a wall, pressing his face into the tiles.
what makes you so sure it was me? she coulda had lotsa bowlers! theo rushes buzz and grabs his arm. the two men struggle for the pin.	Don't say that about my mom!
i'm your blood.	You wish!
i'm more of a bowler than you'll ever be. i deal with my own shit. i ain't asking anyone to bail me out.	I'm your blood.
you have no right to call yourself a bowler. buzz slaps theo in the face.	I'm more of a bowler than you'll ever be. I deal with my own shit. I ain't asking anyone to bail me out.
i do what i gotta do to survive.	You have no right to call yourself a bowler. Buzz slaps Theo in the face.
what's it look like to you?	It looks like dwarf bowling.
what the fuck is this?	What's it look like to you?
if the japanese are pansies, then pansies are my kind of people. sheila steps over to the booth with their food. the buzz burger has three holes cut in the middle to make it look like a bowling ball. buzz sees the two sleazeballs park their car and walk towards the diner.	Maybe I could bowl in Japan.
not for me. miniature golf's for pansies.	If the Japanese are pansies, then pansies are my kind of people. Sheila steps over to the booth with their food. The Buzz Burger has three holes cut in the middle to make it look like a bowling ball. Buzz sees the two sleazeballs park their car and walk towards the diner.
it's gonna be bigger than big. think europe. think asia. they don't have room for real golf courses in japan.	Not for me. Miniature golf's for pansies.
the small ball.	It's gonna be bigger than big. Think Europe. Think Asia. They don't have room for real golf courses in Japan.
it's the next level, the next dimension...  ...the small ball.	The small ball.
putt-putt golf?	It's the next level, the next dimension...  ...the small ball.
kissed a lotta tadpoles.  listen, i been thinking about your problem. i'm not the guy to sponsor you. it would be unethical. but, there is something i could do for you.  putt-putt golf.	Putt-putt golf?
watch out for that one. she's got a great average, but she's looking for a prince. and, believe me, she's	kissed a lotta tadpoles.  Listen, I been thinking about your problem. I'm not the guy to sponsor you. It would be unethical. But, there is something I could do for you.  Putt-putt golf.
theo.	Theo! This is Sheila Kastle, my partner's daughter.
she thinks someone's trying to kill you.	I couldn't pay someone enough to try to kill me. Sheila comes over to take their orders.
you shouldn't listen to her, she's a nervous old nellie.	She thinks someone's trying to kill you.
what are you doing over at the lanes that's so dangerous, buzz?	You shouldn't listen to her, she's a nervous old Nellie.
you know what a mixer ball is? it's like you, you come out of nowhere and upset things, scattering everything all over. buzz grumpily waves at him to sit.	What are you doing over at the lanes that's so dangerous, Buzz?
millie left to stay with her sister in ronkonkoma.	You know what a mixer ball is? It's like you, you come out of nowhere and upset things, scattering everything all over. Buzz grumpily waves at him to sit.
i got a right. you're my father.	I ain't nobody's father!
you're a bullshit artist, that's what you are. you got no right to be here! theo yanks the trophy away from buzz.	I got a right. You're my father.
i don't know no grace skinner.	You knew her. You married her in 1963.
who are you? who sent you here?	I'm your son. You're a hard father to find.
she's my mom.	Who are you? Who sent you here?
grace skinner. who's grace skinner to you?	She's my mom.
grace skinner.	Grace Skinner. Who's Grace Skinner to you?
who gave it to you?	Grace Skinner.
it's mine.	Who gave it to you?
where'd you get this ball?	It's mine.
orange whip, nectar of the bowling gods. thanks sweetie. millie turns the tray so that buzz takes the untainted whip.  theo takes the other glass.	Thanks.
that game was before you was born.	My mom was there. She told me about it. The 'Fazeli Split.'
ten thousand to one, but you pegged it. the toughest shot on the last frame.	That game was before you was born.
yeah, against that prick vandemark.	Ten thousand to one, but you pegged it. The toughest shot on the last frame.
remember the finals in akron in '59? you had a seven-ten split in the final frame.	Yeah, against that prick VanDeMark.
sure, around here, any fat old bald guy could be king. i'm nothing. it wouldn't do any good for me to talk to the congress.  hey, you thirsty? you like orange whips?	I've never had orange whips, I'm from Akron.
i need a sponsor to get my sanction card back. where i come from, you're the king.	Sure, around here, any fat old bald guy could be king. I'm nothing. It wouldn't do any good for me to talk to the Congress.  Hey, you thirsty? You like orange whips?
what do you think i can do?	I need a sponsor to get my sanction card back. Where I come from, you're the king.
i can appeal in five. i was hoping you could help me mr. fazeli.	What do you think I can do?
100 years!	I can appeal in five. I was hoping you could help me Mr. Fazeli.
they suspended me for 100 years.	100 years!
i got suspended when i was young, too. i was pretty cocky in my day.	They suspended me for 100 years.
well, mr. fazeli, the bowling congress says i'm a thorn in their side.	Don't worry about the Congress, they're just a bunch of moralistic busy-bodies.
need some advice, huh.	Well, Mr. Fazeli, the Bowling Congress says I'm a thorn in their side.
i'm not on the tour this year.	Need some advice, huh.
i know your face, you're an up-and-comer. you bowl on the tour.	I'm not on the tour this year.
theo.	I know your face, you're an up-and-comer. You bowl on the tour.
buzz fazeli.	Theo.
my poor baby!	You see what you did?  Take your ball and get out.
son?	Millie, please.  I don't have a son. I think you better leave now young man. Buzz gestures towards the front door.
millie, i know what i'm doing.	We should leave this town. I can't take this anymore. I'm not gonna let him kill you in my house.
you're in trouble, aren't you buzz? you're doing something dangerous in that alley.	Millie, I know what I'm doing.
bowlers don't go around killing other bowlers. he's only a fan, millie. i'll give him some tips and an autograph and he's outta here.	You're in trouble, aren't you Buzz? You're doing something dangerous in that alley.
i looked in his car. he's got pictures of you, clippings, maps.	Bowlers don't go around killing other bowlers. He's only a fan, Millie. I'll give him some tips and an autograph and he's outta here.
he's not the guy, millie. just whip the whips.	I looked in his car. He's got pictures of you, clippings, maps.
he's the guy buzz.	He's not the guy, Millie. Just whip the whips.
oh sure. let everyone in. from now on i leave the door wide open. let the parade begin!	Clam it!
you sure you're ok teddy? you're not bowling are you?	I gotta go. Love ya mom.
mom, you know i had to do it. i just did it a little too late.	You sure you're OK Teddy? You're not bowling are you?
he's dead, isn't he.  buzz fazeli might just as well have died before you were born.	Mom, you know I had to do it. I just did it a little too late.
i found dad.	He's dead, isn't he.  Buzz Fazeli might just as well have died before you were born.
theodore? where are you? are you alright?	I found dad.
hello, mom?	Theodore? Where are you? Are you alright?
hello?	Hello, mom?
uh...over easy.	I'll tell you one thing, you won't see me around that alley with that freak on the loose. Stay away from his ass - and don't play any of his fuckin' knock-knock jokes.
i was doing the lambada with her and the guy freaks, he breaks my arm, tries to kill me. i swear man, the guy thought i was a piata. if nobody else hadn't a been there, he wouldn't have stopped. he woulda killed me. fuckin' guy man, just snapped. how do you like your burger?	Uh...over easy.
how's that?	I was doing the lambada with her and the guy freaks, he breaks my arm, tries to kill me. I swear man, the guy thought I was a piata. If nobody else hadn't a been there, he wouldn't have stopped. He woulda killed me. Fuckin' guy man, just snapped. How do you like your burger?
hey man, welcome to our parking lot. lemme give you some advice, if she asks you to dance, make sure her brother's not around. somebody blew out junior's pilot light, if you get my meaning.	How's that?
theo. howzitgoin.	Hey man, welcome to our parking lot. Lemme give you some advice, if she asks you to dance, make sure her brother's not around. Somebody blew out Junior's pilot light, if you get my meaning.
cool!	Theo. Howzitgoin.
don't tell me, john.	Cool!
you played bouncy-bouncy with sheila, so i'm gonna play blue-face with you.	I don't want to play.
what did you do to buzz?	You played bouncy-bouncy with Sheila, so I'm gonna play Blue-Face with you.
he told me to play blue-face with buzz. i like games.	What did you do to Buzz?
what did your dad tell you to do to buzz? theo scrambles up the lane on hands and knees. junior catches him, grabbing his ankles.	He told me to play Blue-Face with Buzz. I like games.
nobody touches her. except me. i touch her. sheila told me you played bouncy- bouncy with her.	What did your dad tell you to do to Buzz? Theo scrambles up the lane on hands and knees. Junior catches him, grabbing his ankles.
no, junior, you shouldn't touch her.	Nobody touches her. Except me. I touch her. Sheila told me you played bouncy- bouncy with her.
you shouldn't touch her.	No, Junior, you shouldn't touch her.
junior!  you're supposed to say junior who! i'm going to have to hurt you. theo and junior circle one another.	You shouldn't touch her.
no. i say knock-knock! you say who's there. i say who's there and then you say who who. you're not playing right.  knock-knock.	Who's there?
buzz fazeli.	NO. I SAY KNOCK-KNOCK! You say who's there. I say who's there and then you say who who. You're not playing right.  Knock-knock.
who's there!	Buzz Fazeli.
who's there?	Who's there!
knock-knock.	Who's there?
it depends.	It feels good to let it out, doesn't it? Sheila leans over and whispers furiously to her father.
you're prone to violent outbursts, aren't you?	It depends.
i don't like to talk about it.	You're prone to violent outbursts, aren't you?
junior who?	J'you-and-your-friend do it yet?
junior.	Junior who?
who's there?	Junior.
come on sheila, knock-knock.	Who's there?
it's not so bad. when i'm alone, it feels like someone else. sheila grabs the bottle from junior, opens it and pours some on her shish kebab. she leans over and whispers furiously to her father.	Do you have to get your hooks into every guy I'm interested in?
i have someone for you to play blueface with junior.	Blueface! Blueface is my favorite.
someone wants to play with me?	I have someone for you to play Blueface with Junior.
i have someone for you to play with junior.	Someone wants to play with me?
we're having a party for you, boy. cake and shish-k-bob, just like you love. junior cringes away from the light.	You made me hurt him!
needs lubrication. lubrication.	We're having a party for you, boy. Cake and shish-k-bob, just like you love. Junior cringes away from the light.
come on, junior. everyone's waiting for you, son. the beam of light catches junior's face. he is crouched inside the machine at lane six. jr. his face is cut and bleeding and his straitjacket torn and filthy.	Needs lubrication. Lubrication.
junior's a problem child. he has a thing about -	SHEILA!
no!	I want you two to pick up Buzz and bring him to lane six. Junior will take it from there.
buzz has been moving the cash out in hollow bowling pins. sid and breeze throw sideways glances at each other.	No!
hey, enough fun and games. we have work to do. come on junior. kastle heads for his car. junior gets up and follows. the two sleazeballs tarry as theo stands.	If Junior thinks you're doing the bouncy- bouncy with his sister, he's gonna tap dance on your spleen.
someone gonna get kacked, boss?	If I find out Buzz is comin' up short on dwarf bowling, it's lights out for him and pink slips for you. Sid and Breeze look sideways at each other.
weird, comes into alleys and doesn't bowl.	It's not an "Alley". I hate when people call it a "Bowling Alley", it's so common! I prefer "Bowling Center".
where's junior?	He killed your stoolie embezzler father, and he's gonna kill you next! Sid and Breeze push him towards the van as the crowd's MURMUR increases. Kastle turns and yells over his shoulder.
you already have a partner mr. kastle. sheila walks over as the sleazeballs' car pulls out of the driveway.	I think Buzz is retiring soon. In fact, I think he's retiring tonight. Kastle pulls out a shiny gold credit card and holds it in front of Sheila.
why would you help me?	I like you, Theo. You bowl with soul.
you need a sponsor; i have influence. i could sponsor you.	Why would you help me?
how mr. kastle?	You need a sponsor; I have influence. I could sponsor you.
a guy like you could breathe some fire into bowling. you got ambition like a...like a...blowtorch. you go for what you want and anything that gets in your way - pssshht! -  shish kebabs.  maybe lady fate washed you up on my doorstep for your own good.  i think i could help you, theo.	How Mr. Kastle?
i like the sport the way it is.	A guy like you could breathe some fire into bowling. You got ambition like a...like a...blowtorch. You go for what you want and anything that gets in your way - PSSSHHT! -  shish kebabs.  Maybe lady fate washed you up on my doorstep for your own good.  I think I could help you, Theo.
there's a lot of competition for amusement out there. you gotta adapt to survive.	I like the sport the way it is.
what ever happened to just bowling?	There's a lot of competition for amusement out there. You gotta adapt to survive.
rac. r-a-c. renovate, automate, computerize. that, my boy, is the future. one of the monitors shows a little girl bowling. her ball moves so slowly it barely tips over the first pin. kastle hits a key and the pins explode in an emphatic strike. the little girl jumps with joy.	What ever happened to just bowling?
he's earned an early retirement.  but enough about losers; buzz fazeli is history. lets talk about your future.  i wanna show you something.	Rac. R-A-C. Renovate, Automate, Computerize. That, my boy, is the future. One of the monitors shows a little girl bowling. Her ball moves so slowly it barely tips over the first pin. Kastle hits a key and the pins explode in an emphatic strike. The little girl jumps with joy.
what if he wants to get out?	He's earned an early retirement.  But enough about losers; Buzz Fazeli is history. Lets talk about your future.  I wanna show you something.
if it springs a leak, it'll be because buzz is making waves.	What if he wants to get out?
nice set-up.	If it springs a leak, it'll be because Buzz is making waves.
profits down there, philanthropy up here.  besides, it beats the pants off bingo.	Nice set-up.
think of this business like a big aquarium. you gotta have some sharks to eat the dirt at the bottom so the guppies can swim free at the top.	Profits down there, philanthropy up here.  Besides, it beats the pants off bingo.
that's some pinfall. almost a 133 average. her ball's flat, she needs to work on her spin control.	That's right, didn't you have a slight control problem in a recent tournament,champ?  Now go take out your "big four", darling.  Come on, we're making her nervous.
what's with the bad air between you two, mr. kastle?	It's nothing, just a slight business imbalance.  How's Gloria's thumb?
maybe i can help you.  try a lighter ball, penelope - you'll get hurt with that big ball, honey.  i've seen tapes of you bowling on the circuit. you got fazeli blood running through you. your pop was a genuine talent in his day.	What's with the bad air between you two, Mr. Kastle?
you might say i'm at the top of their shit list.	Maybe I can help you.  Try a lighter ball, Penelope - you'll get hurt with that big ball, honey.  I've seen tapes of you bowling on the circuit. You got Fazeli blood running through you. Your pop was a genuine talent in his day.
i heard you've been having a little trouble with the congress.  theo pulls his eyes off sheila. kastle walks theo past pairs of bowlers.	You might say I'm at the top of their shit list.
nobody sticks a finger into a bowling ball in this town without miles kastle knowing about it. you don't mind if i have a word with theo, do you bunny? kastle takes theo by the elbow and pulls him away.	I heard you've been having a little trouble with the Congress.  Theo pulls his eyes off Sheila. Kastle walks Theo past pairs of bowlers.
you know who i am?	Nobody sticks a finger into a bowling ball in this town without Miles Kastle knowing about it. You don't mind if I have a word with Theo, do you bunny? Kastle takes Theo by the elbow and pulls him away.
so you're buzz's boy. i've been expecting you. you hurt my feelings when you didn't come and see me sooner.	You know who I am?
don't go near the bowling alley.	Bowling "Center"!
fantastic! what talent.	You still got the touch Junior.
leave him alone!	Just because your mother signed part ownership of the lanes over to you, doesn't mean you have a right to tell me how to run my business! I can have my lawyers take that deed away from you like that.  Sheila and Kastle sit up.
look who's talking!	Leave him alone!
you're using theo for your own deviant purposes!	Look who's talking!
that's why mom ran away, because you had to control everything!	She ran away to be with that...  that Motocross champion.
you're just like you mother! always jealous!	That's why Mom ran away, because you had to control everything!
after we eat, dad.	He stuck it in the ball return machine when he was a kid. Crushed all the nerve endings. Junior starts stroking the ketchup bottle with his dead hand.
see! no feeling. tell theo what happened to your hand, junior.	After we eat, Dad.
i bet you didn't know that you and junior have something in common, theo: junior can't bowl anymore either. isn't that right junior? kastle slams the ketchup bottle down on junior's right hand. the table settings jump from the shock. junior sits impassively, his face a blank.	See! No feeling. Tell Theo what happened to your hand, Junior.
dad, this is ridiculous. just open it.	Ssssh! Now real quiet. On three. One...two...three!
she hit it, mr. kastle!	Four or five years when a girl like that's bowling on the pro tour for Team Kastle, she'll pay a handsome profit on my investment.
i get them while they're young. builds loyalty.	She hit it, Mr. Kastle!
132, 154.	You keep that up Carmelita and one day you'll be a champion just like Mr. Skinner here. What do you think, Theo? Think Carmelita's got the stuff?
hello, violet. how's my favorite 'bowlerina' doing?	132, 154.
hello, mr.kastle.	Hello, Violet. How's my favorite 'bowlerina' doing?
hole in one! you're the queen of stroke!	Yippy!
strokin'. here goes nothin'.	Hole in one! You're the queen of stroke!
no, no, that's too far. try a more gentle stroke. it's all in the stroke. go ahead, now, honey - stroke. as the camera comes around the side of the whale, we see an elderly man in a fire hydrant red sports coat and white slacks hunched over a diminutive fiftyish woman.  his back is to the camera and he is wearing a baseball cap with a plastic halo attached to it.	Strokin'. Here goes nothin'.
like this?	No, no, that's too far. Try a more gentle stroke. It's all in the stroke. Go ahead, now, honey - stroke. As the camera comes around the side of the whale, we see an elderly man in a fire hydrant red sports coat and white slacks hunched over a diminutive fiftyish woman.  His back is to the camera and he is wearing a baseball cap with a plastic halo attached to it.
now swing it out a little to the right...	Like this?
yeah.	Now swing it out a little to the right...
line up where you want it.	Yeah.
grasp firmly. then what?	Line up where you want it.
that's right, sugar, find the grip that's right for you. then grasp firmly. the camera weaves past a five foot pink whale with a gaping green mouth leading onto a mini-green.	Grasp firmly. Then what?
i just hold it loosely with both hands?	That's right, sugar, find the grip that's right for you. Then grasp firmly. The camera weaves past a five foot pink whale with a gaping green mouth leading onto a mini-green.
where can i find him?	The Peter Pan.
careful with that one. he won't tell me anything, but i know there's something strange going on over at the lanes. if you ask me, i'd say the old fart wants to die.	Where can I find him?
he's no father to you.	Careful with that one. He won't tell me anything, but I know there's something strange going on over at the lanes. If you ask me, I'd say the old fart wants to die.
he's my father, millie.	He's no father to you.
buzz fazeli never helps anybody but himself.	He's my father, Millie.
i couldn't kill buzz. i need his help. theo helps millie load suitcases into the trunk of her car.	Buzz Fazeli never helps anybody but himself.
this is a sign! someone's coming to take buzz away from me. i don't know if you're the guy or what, but i'm not letting it happen. i'm leaving him first.	I couldn't kill Buzz. I need his help. Theo helps Millie load suitcases into the trunk of her car.
i'm sorry about zeus, millie.	This is a sign! Someone's coming to take Buzz away from me. I don't know if you're the guy or what, but I'm not letting it happen. I'm leaving him first.
he's not here.	I'm sorry about Zeus, Millie.
get that outta your mouth!	They suspended me.
i'm a bowler.	I'm sick of you people. Why don't you leave him be?
who wants to know?  zeus!	I'm a bowler.
is mr. fazeli in please?	Who wants to know?  Zeus!
you bet. for five bucks, i'll even throw in the tongue.	Can you change something this big?
lips still for sale?	You bet. For five bucks, I'll even throw in the tongue.
i am a professional man.	Lips still for sale?
very professional.	I am a professional man.
sez you!	Suck my dick!
i'm not dumping you, i'm suspending you.	Sez you!
you think i'm dumping you to get back into bowling. well who's dumping who?	I'm not dumping you, I'm suspending you.
your word is so good, you're never gonna give it to anyone.	You think I'm dumping you to get back into bowling. Well who's dumping who?
fuck plan c!	Your word is so good, you're never gonna give it to anyone.
what about plan c?	Fuck plan C!
my word is good, and it'll always be good. when did i ever give my word to you?	What about plan C?
i'm pissing you off? i'm doing what i said i'd do. what the hell are you doing? what about your word?	My word is good, and it'll always be good. When did I ever give my word to you?
you're really pissing me off.	I'm pissing you off? I'm doing what I said I'd do. What the hell are you doing? What about your word?
who said anything about an ultimatum? you want to find your father? get a shovel and start digging. hurry up, he's probably in purgatory by now. sheila makes a pathetic attempt to speed away from theo. he moves up beside her again.	You're really pissing me off.
what makes you think you know me so well that you can give me an ultimatum? huh?	Who said anything about an ultimatum? You want to find your father? Get a shovel and start digging. Hurry up, he's probably in Purgatory by now. Sheila makes a pathetic attempt to speed away from Theo. He moves up beside her again.
now he's the one who's locked up and i'm the one who's free. if i gotta do this alone, i might as well start now. she revs up and peals out.	SSHHEEIILLAAA!
i've been trapped by miles kastle my whole life. she walks over to her scooter, and mounts it.	Now he's the one who's locked up and I'm the one who's free. If I gotta do this alone, I might as well start now. She revs up and peals out.
back to plan a. the vicious cycle all over again. theo lets go of sheila.	I've been trapped by Miles Kastle my whole life. She walks over to her scooter, and mounts it.
i didn't come this far to bury a guy that's not my dad. he owes me.	Back to plan A. The vicious cycle all over again. Theo lets go of Sheila.
theo, buzz is dead.	I didn't come this far to bury a guy that's not my dad. He owes me.
say something, theo. give me something. a doll's legs catch fire. theo stares into sheila's eyes.	Plan C. From now on it's gonna be plan C. Both bodies throb and grind, their sandy hands sliding over each others' sweaty skin.
you don't get two chances with junior.	At least I'll die smiling.
i killed him once, i'll just have to kill him again.	You don't get two chances with Junior.
if junior finds us, he'll kill us both.	I killed him once, I'll just have to kill him again.
when i'm with you sheila, i don't even think about bowling. theo takes sheila in his arms and kisses her passionately. she stops him and looks around nervously.	If Junior finds us, he'll kill us both.
why did you come back?	When I'm with you Sheila, I don't even think about bowling. Theo takes Sheila in his arms and kisses her passionately. She stops him and looks around nervously.
can i come with you?	I did your dirty work for you Sheila, now fuck off. Theo drives away leaving Sheila standing alone. She watches his car recede with a thoughtful expression, then turns on her heel.
i think your brother may have already gotten to buzz. he gets into his car.	Can I come with you?
where are you going?	I think your brother may have already gotten to Buzz. He gets into his car.
i didn't stop to take his pulse.	Where are you going?
are you sure he's dead?	I didn't stop to take his pulse.
you should.	Are you sure he's dead?
i feel sick.	You should.
he's dead sheila.	I feel sick.
if he's not dead, he'll keep coming back.	He's dead Sheila.
you wanted me to kill him, didn't you?	If he's not dead, he'll keep coming back.
tell me what happened theo.	You wanted me to kill him, didn't you?
how do you get this thing down?	Tell me what happened Theo.
did you - kill him?	How do you get this thing down?
oh great! he tried to kill me! you knew he would go off if he thought i fooled around with you.	Did you - kill him?
we would have sooner or later.	Oh great! He tried to kill me! You knew he would go off if he thought I fooled around with you.
what the hell did you go doing that for sheila? we haven't even gotten naked yet!	We would have sooner or later.
i told him you were my boyfriend.	What the hell did you go doing that for Sheila? We haven't even gotten naked yet!
it. bouncy-bouncy. fucked. he tried to squeeze my fucking head off. what did you say to him? when they reach each other, they stop. sheila seems to weigh her answer.	I told him you were my boyfriend.
it?	It. Bouncy-bouncy. Fucked. He tried to squeeze my fucking head off. What did you say to him? When they reach each other, they stop. Sheila seems to weigh her answer.
you told junior that we did it.	It?
you don't have to do this. we could just cut out of here, go to akron,  or anywhere else.	I'll be at the bridge.
these open the back door. don't let him catch you behind the machines; if he does, you're trapped. i'll meet you at the bridge. theo takes the keys. sheila grabs his arm.	You don't have to do this. We could just cut out of here, go to Akron,  or anywhere else.
he's my father.	These open the back door. Don't let him catch you behind the machines; if he does, you're trapped. I'll meet you at the bridge. Theo takes the keys. Sheila grabs his arm.
i can't - i can't do it.  he's my brother.	He's my father.
it's junior, isn't it.	I can't - I can't do it.  He's my brother.
i'm afraid you'll hurt him.	It's Junior, isn't it.
tell me, sheila. what are you afraid of? sheila shakes her head.	I'm afraid you'll hurt him.
i saw your eyes when you hit that guy with your ball on tv. thunder rumbles. theo takes sheila by the shoulders.	Tell me, Sheila. What are you afraid of? Sheila shakes her head.
why not?	I saw your eyes when you hit that guy with your ball on TV. THUNDER rumbles. Theo takes Sheila by the shoulders.
i can't tell you, theo.	Why not?
are you fucking with me sheila? is something gonna happen to buzz? sheila seems to be trying to tell theo, but is unable.	I can't tell you, Theo.
no, but something's gonna blow in this town. i can feel it.	Are you fucking with me Sheila? Is something gonna happen to Buzz? Sheila seems to be trying to tell Theo, but is unable.
you got any broken bones?	No, but something's gonna blow in this town. I can feel it.
you know how people with broken bones know when there's a storm coming?	You got any broken bones?
too late for what, sheila?	You know how people with broken bones know when there's a storm coming?
nothing.	Too late for what, Sheila?
way too late. buzz fazeli is history.  too late for what?	Nothing.
and besides, it's probably too late, anyhow.	Way too late. Buzz Fazeli is history.  Too late for what?
zip.	And besides, it's probably too late, anyhow.
yeah, what did buzz fazeli ever do for you?	Zip.
why should i help that old fuck.	Yeah, what did Buzz Fazeli ever do for you?
i'm sure you wouldn't care if he needed your help, right?	Why should I help that old fuck.
nope, i couldn't care less.	I'm sure you wouldn't care if he needed your help, right?
it wouldn't bother you if buzz was in danger, would it?	Nope, I couldn't care less.
then it's true, isn't it? about...	...lane six. Yes.
you're here.	What about the guy he put in the body cast?
what are you going to do about your brother?	You're here.
if you want a professional man, you have to be willing to pay for him.	What are you going to do about your brother?
you professional men drive a hard bargain. i'm afraid i only have five on me. sheila pulls out a 5 dollar bill.	If you want a professional man, you have to be willing to pay for him.
i could let them go for ten.	You professional men drive a hard bargain. I'm afraid I only have five on me. Sheila pulls out a 5 dollar bill.
come on, bargain with me.	I could let them go for ten.
more than you could afford.	Come on, bargain with me.
how much would you charge me for the lips?	More than you could afford.
i may not be a pro bowler, but i'm no amateur man. sheila moves closer to theo.	How much would you charge me for the lips?
yeah, but they're all little wannabes. i'm looking for a professional man.	I may not be a pro bowler, but I'm no amateur man. Sheila moves closer to Theo.
i bet you get to meet a lot of eligible bowlers.	Yeah, but they're all little wannabes. I'm looking for a professional man.
i'm a credit card junkie. i went on a binge and my dad bailed me out. now i'm trapped in his easy payment plan.	I bet you get to meet a lot of eligible bowlers.
so why do you stay?	I'm a credit card junkie. I went on a binge and my dad bailed me out. Now I'm trapped in his easy payment plan.
my mom told me not to stay in this town.	So why do you stay?
it's been awhile. she didn't want me looking for my dad.	My mom told me not to stay in this town.
do you talk with your mom?	It's been awhile. She didn't want me looking for my dad.
really? i kinda like it.	Do you talk with your mom?
i don't think your new outfit suits you, theo.	Really? I kinda like it.
what's plan c?	Plan C...  ...is me.
come on theo, what about plan c?	What's plan C?
sheila, please.	Come on Theo, what about plan C?
what? be my body guard?  here's my body, theo. guard it. for my dad's sake. for your career. sheila starts to unbutton her bowling shirt.	Sheila, please.
he asked me to keep an eye on you for a couple of days.	What? Be my body guard?  Here's my body, Theo. Guard it. For my dad's sake. For your career. Sheila starts to unbutton her bowling shirt.
oh really? nothing? my dad doesn't do anything unless there's something in it for him.	He asked me to keep an eye on you for a couple of days.
nothing.	Oh really? Nothing? My dad doesn't do anything unless there's something in it for him.
ha! and what do you have to do for him?	Nothing.
he said he'd sponsor me.	Ha! And what do you have to do for him?
what do you think my dad's gonna do for you?	He said he'd sponsor me.
plan b is your dad.	What do you think my dad's gonna do for you?
what's plan b?	Plan B is your dad.
well, that was plan a.	What's plan B?
so you're hoping buzz can get you re- instated?	Well, that was plan A.
i used to be kind of wild. they used to call me the bad boy of bowling.	So you're hoping Buzz can get you re- instated?
why were you suspended?	I used to be kind of wild. They used to call me the bad boy of bowling.
no, i'm fascinated.	Why were you suspended?
i wanted to be a motocross champion. my folks didn't really care what i did. then junior blew a fuse and i became their last hope. most girls get ballet stuffed down their throats, i got bowling. i never understood how anyone could take it so seriously. i hope i'm not insulting you.	No, I'm fascinated.
i don't know. it's all i ever wanted to do.	I wanted to be a motocross champion. My folks didn't really care what I did. Then Junior blew a fuse and I became their last hope. Most girls get ballet stuffed down their throats, I got bowling. I never understood how anyone could take it so seriously. I hope I'm not insulting you.
theo, what would you do if you couldn't bowl?	I don't know. It's all I ever wanted to do.
do i want you?	We'll get into that later.
so, what about you?	Do I want you?
unfortunately what he wants is you.	So, what about you?
nobody in this town really understands junior. when i went to family sessions for him i realized he was the sanest one in the family. actually, he's the only one in this whole fucking town who knows exactly who he is and what he wants.	Unfortunately what he wants is you.
so this brother of yours is hazardous to the health of your dates?	Nobody in this town really understands Junior. When I went to family sessions for him I realized he was the sanest one in the family. Actually, he's the only one in this whole fucking town who knows exactly who he is and what he wants.
no. not at the present.	So this brother of yours is hazardous to the health of your dates?
no. do you?	No. Not at the present.
do you have a boyfriend?	No. Do You?
not while i'm in training.	Do you have a boyfriend?
do you have a girlfriend?	Not while I'm in training.
i'd rather you didn't.	Do you have a girlfriend?
can i ask you something personal?	I'd rather you didn't.
the ladies in akron call them thigh- ticklers.	Can I ask you something personal?
you and your sideburns are the talk of the party, theo.	The ladies in Akron call them thigh- ticklers.
no, not at all.	You and your sideburns are the talk of the party, Theo.
mind if i cut in?	No, not at all.
whoa.	It's a vicious cycle.
he follows me, he tries to have sex with me, and then they send him to the nut-hut for a while and then he gets out and then he follows me, he tries to have sex with me, they send him to the nut-hut for a while...	Whoa.
what does he do?	He follows me, he tries to have sex with me, and then they send him to the nut-hut for a while and then he gets out and then he follows me, he tries to have sex with me, they send him to the nut-hut for a while...
the mental hospital.	What does he do?
where did your brother escape from?	The mental hospital.
everything has it's drawbacks.	Where did your brother escape from?
kinda tough on the butt.	Everything has it's drawbacks.
when i'm on my bike i feel like a wild person.  better than any sex i've ever had.	Kinda tough on the butt.
isn't this technically a scooter?	When I'm on my bike I feel like a wild person.  Better than any sex I've ever had.
i think that a motorbike is one of the last really free things that people can do.	Isn't this technically a scooter?
this is a vicious cycle.	I think that a motorbike is one of the last really free things that people can do.
having a legend for a dad isn't all it's cracked up to be.	Your dad's one of the only nice people in this fucking town. My Dad is slime. Kastle walks over. Theo stands up and shakes Kastle's proffered hand.
won't your father help you with that?	Having a legend for a dad isn't all it's cracked up to be.
business.	Won't your father help you with that?
what do you want with my dad?	Business.
i came here to have a word with your dad.	What do you want with my dad?
here theo, it's the fazeli specialty; a seven-ten split. theo looks down the lane and sees the two pins standing.	I'm not here to - I can't...
do you know where they're taking him?	Yeah, Babylon. Buzz runs the lanes there for my dad. Everybody who has anything to do with bowling in this town answers to my dad. Theo splits.
mine, and they never tip.	Do you know where they're taking him?
do those two work for your dad or mine?	Mine, and they never tip.
uh...over easy.	Coming right up.
how do you want it?  the eggs.	Uh...over easy.
then i'll have the number four with one of your finest whips.	How do you want it?  The eggs.
whips...orange whips.	Then I'll have the number four with one of your finest whips.
what's your specialty?	Whips...orange whips.
you faked my dad's murder. you used him! where is he! theo chases sid and breeze around their car. he catches sid and grabs the middle fingers on his right hand. sid howls.	Ow! Ooh! No, please! Doc said I'd be back on the planks in a week! Show him Breeze! Breeze pulls a copy of "New York Bowler" from his pocket. The headline reads "RUB OUT!:BOWLING LEGEND KACKED BY DWARFSCAM KINGPIN" with a photo of Buzz Fazeli.
the body was identified along proper bowling congress guidelines for processing a bowling related fatality.	I'm the next of kin. I should've seen him.
who identified the body?	The body was identified along proper Bowling Congress guidelines for processing a bowling related fatality.
your time is up, busyboy.	Who identified the body?
why is junior's watch in that coffin? something stinks around here.	Your time is up, busyboy.
so, buzz was stooling for you guys.	You call it stooling, we call it cooperating. Breeze looks under Theo's car.
you should probably hit the road. go home. this place could get hazardous for your health.	So, Buzz was stooling for you guys.
dwarf bowling's illegal.	What are you gonna do, call the bowling police?
very good, busyboy.	Dwarf bowling's illegal.
tell your little pal to let go.	Breeze, give him his ball back!
aagh! stop! those are my bowling fingers!	Tell your little pal to let go.
we provide some extracurricular activities for the senior citizens in the community.	Basement bingo?
you guys got something going on downstairs?	We provide some extracurricular activities for the senior citizens in the community.
some unfinished business.	If you wanna do business in this town, there's other people around here got more weight than old Faz.
you drag that coconut around for your health, or do you know how to use it?	I'm looking for somebody.
i'm not here to bowl.	You drag that coconut around for your health, or do you know how to use it?
lane's closed big fellah, league night.	I'm not here to bowl.
open it, captain!	Dr. Levine, please!  Return to your seat!
... your civil rights have been overridden!	Open it, Captain!
let me out, captain.  open the door!	Please, Dr. Levine.
calm down, dr. levine.	Let me out, Captain.  Open the door!
captain, open the hatch door, please ... the hatch door, captain.  open it, please.	Calm down, Dr. Levine.
fletcher!  now!	I can't...
i can't see...	Fletcher!  Now!
get out of there!	I can't see...
it's burning...	Get out of there!
fletcher, get away from there...	It's burning...
they're warm.  i can feel the heat on my legs.	Fletcher, I want you back here.
fletcher?  what are you doing out there?	They're like pink snow, sir.  Sticky.
norman, please!  don't!	Pull it, damn it!
now!	Norman, please!  Don't!
don't do it!	Now!
do it, norman, it's the only choice we have.  this thing is gonna crush us.	Norman, don't do it!
don't pull it, norman.  it'll start a <u>fire</u> we can't stop.  norman?	Do it, Norman, it's the only choice we have.  This thing is gonna crush us.
don't do it, norman!	Do you see it?
that's our reserve air.	It's either that or we grow gills.
increase positive pressure!	That's our reserve air.
what was that?	He's right beneath us.
why can't i -- ?  what the hell is going on here?	What was that?
where is it?	Why can't I -- ?  What the hell is going on here?
thirty yards.	What are you saying -- we can't stop what's out there?
sure.  each time it started fires inside the habitat.	Thirty yards.
but you've tested it?	Sure.  Each time it started fires inside the habitat.
forty yards.	But you've tested it?
it sends 200 volts throughout the cylinder surface.  but we've never used it underwater before.	Forty yards.
high voltage?	It sends 200 volts throughout the cylinder surface.  But we've never used it underwater before.
we're a habitat.  not a castle.  the only defense we have is high voltage.	High Voltage?
what do we use for defense?	We're a habitat.  Not a castle.  The only defense we have is High Voltage.
fifty yards and closing.	What do we use for defense?
what if it attacks?	Fifty yards and closing.
a squid?  the size of a whale?  i don't think so.  target acquired.  sixty yards.	What if it attacks?
direction's east coming!	What was that?
nice work, captain sir.	Shut up, Beth.  I don't want to hear it.
i'm not sure.  i've never seen anything like it.	You're a fucking biochemist, aren't you?  Can't you tell us something.
but she's --	Nobody move!
nobody move.	But she's --
there are procedures, beth, that i want followed.  my procedures.  and considering what's going on, i want you to follow them very closely.	Forgive me.  I've never read the Navy manual.  I wonder what it says about bathroom and shower procedures.
yeah.  i heard you.	There are procedures, Beth, that I want followed.  My procedures.  And considering what's going on, I want you to follow them very closely.
back at the door -- i asked you to back away.	Yeah.  I heard you.
they told me about sixty hours.	Two and a half days?
how long will that be?	They told me about sixty hours.
the surface ships will be back. after the storm clears.	How long will that be?
norman!	Edmunds, do you have a 20 on Norman?
i am not leaving without him.  do you hear me?  we come down as a team, we leave as a team.	What are you -- his mother?  Get Norman, I want everyone ready to go.  Edmunds, the subs?
not everything.  even on earth.  take ... yeasts.	Yeasts?  Thank you, Beth, but I don't think we're gonna open it up and find a loaf of bread.
alright, beth, do that thing you did before.	How about I just press the button?
what is it?	Any of you get ahead of me -- walk this far up?
hold on --	What is it?
i said back away.	Would you wait a minute?
wait a minute --	I said back away.
back away then.	Wait a minute --
there's heat coming the door.	Back away then.
in basic english, what does all this mean?	Basic English?  There's no way this spacecraft was constructed on our planet.
how big is this spacecraft?	Of what we're able to measure, roughly twenty-six hundred feet.
i see it.	Pull it.
yes, sir.  i'm here.	You see the lever on the green box? Upper right hand corner?
jerry?  please.  stop this.	Ted, go into the control room. Listen for my instructions.
what the hell?  it shut us down.	Jerry?  Please.  Stop this.
going active.	Jerry?
maybe so.  but i think we need to ask jerry about it.	No.  I think we should shut down the communication lines inside the habitat.  He might be listening now.
bullshit.  what's out there isn't alien.  it's an animal.	Maybe so.  But I think we need to ask Jerry about it.
yes, i do.  whatever's out there, i think is his response to us refusing to talk to him earlier.	Bullshit.  What's out there isn't alien.  It's an animal.
you think he killed edmunds?	Yes, I do.  Whatever's out there, I think is his response to us refusing to talk to him earlier.
i don't want you talking to jerry.	But sir, I think it's imperative.  I think the messages, the animals we've seen, what killed Edmunds, the reading you got earlier -- I think they're all related.
if something should happen to us, the navy will at least have partial records of what happened.	At least our obituaries will be accurate.  That's reassuring.
what for?	If something should happen to us, the Navy will at least have partial records of what happened.
... it raises a very serious question: <u>what happens if jerry</u> <u>gets mad</u>?	Edmunds?  Can you copy?
damn it, edmunds?	... it raises a very serious question: <u>What happens if Jerry</u> <u>gets mad</u>?
because if jerry is powerful and also emotional...	Damn it, Edmunds?
edmunds?	Because if Jerry is powerful and also emotional...
you don't think weapons are important?	I think we should be careful. Consider his emotional response.
that's smart.  let's talk about guns and violence.	You don't think weapons are important?
great, okay.  ask him about his weapons.	That's smart.  Let's talk about guns and violence.
the message doesn't show a lack of intelligence.  it's smart.  it's approaching us in a simple way.  like you would a dog.  holding out your hand, letting it sniff, get used to you.	What am I -- a dog, now?
he translated it wrong.  "my name is jerry"?  it's like "see spot run."	The message doesn't show a lack of intelligence.  It's smart.  It's approaching us in a simple way.  Like you would a dog.  Holding out your hand, letting it sniff, get used to you.
-- i didn't know it would come to this --	-- without a cautionary word to anyone.  You know, Ted said something to me earlier.  I think he's right.  He said, "When you got a guy who -- if he wasn't here -- he'd be standing in the unemployment line, you gotta question if you got the right guy."
-- and then brought her down here --	-- I didn't know it would come to this --
wait a second --	-- and then brought her down here --
you knowingly recommended a woman with suicidal tendencies for a government operation --	Wait a second --
at the time, i don't know, i thought putting her on the list -- it might help her career -- catch her a break.	You knowingly recommended a woman with suicidal tendencies for a government operation --
so you knew this when you wrote your report?	At the time, I don't know, I thought putting her on the list -- it might help her career -- catch her a break.
'81, i think.  she tried again five years ago.  i thought you should know.	So you knew this when you wrote your report?
when was this?	'81, I think.  She tried again five years ago.  I thought you should know.
she put a razor to her wrists a day later.	When was this?
she should've known better.	She put a razor to her wrists a day later.
a while back, beth and i -- we worked at the same university.  she was assisting a chemist there -- i forget his name -- doing research, experiments.  she was also living with him.  yeah, i know.  and when she finished her work, he kicked her out, broke off the relationship, and published five papers -- all her work -- without any thank you or acknowledgement.	She should've known better.
i think i do.	A while back, Beth and I -- we worked at the same university.  She was assisting a chemist there -- I forget his name -- doing research, experiments.  She was also living with him.  Yeah, I know.  And when she finished her work, he kicked her out, broke off the relationship, and published five papers -- all her work -- without any thank you or acknowledgement.
you don't want to know.	I think I do.
how drastic?	You don't want to know.
i'm not paranoid.  i know beth.  she can be drastic.	How drastic?
but sir --	No "buts".  If he wants to be left, we'll leave him.  Hello?  Yes, the subs -- I want a report...  Hello...  Yes, a report. Gimme... shit.
i told you people, nobody goes anywhere unless i say.	But sir --
you can't just leave harry down here, sir.	I told you people, nobody goes anywhere unless I say.
he's missing.  he's gone.  he left.	He's here somewhere.  Find him.  The sub's on it's way.  Go!  C'mon!
what do you mean, he's missing?	He's missing.  He's gone.  He left.
harry's missing.	What do you mean, he's missing?
all i'm saying is, someone should keep an eye on him.	Just worry about yourself.
look, the ships are clearing out. they're taking us topside in a matter of minutes.  someone can check him out there, if it's that imprtant.	All I'm saying is, someone should keep an eye on him.
i'm telling you, harry's lost it. he's saying there's a deathwish out for each of us.	Look, the ships are clearing out. They're taking us topside in a matter of minutes.  Someone can check him out there, if it's that imprtant.
don't get hysterical, norman.	I'm telling you, Harry's lost it. He's saying there's a deathwish out for each of us.
i don't know.  that's the point.	Everything can be killed.
you mean, what's in that thing is immortal?	I don't know.  That's the point.
or maybe, it can't <u>be</u> killed.	You mean, what's in that thing is immortal?
like "thou shall not kill"?	Or maybe, it can't <u>be</u> killed.
what?	If it is alien, maybe we shouldn't try to open it at all.
maybe we shouldn't.	What?
picked up something?  what is it?	I don't know.  But it's something alien.
what is it, norman?	Take a look.
what's wrong with oxygen?	It's a corrosive gas.  On earth, it makes a half-eaten apple turn brown and puts the ugly, iron rust on an Oldsmobile.  At a pressure this low, oxygen becomes toxic.  Breathe it down here, and it'll do to your dick what it does to the Oldsmobile.
they pressurize us with helium.	What's wrong with oxygen?
your report's become our bible down here, dr. johnson.  we've been carrying out each of your recommendations -- one by one -- to the smallest detail.	But sir, I don't understand.  This report -- these recommendations... they're for an encounter with extra- terrestrial life.
ulf report?  nobody's mentioned that in years.  you mean someone actually read it?	Your report's become our bible down here, Dr. Johnson.  We've been carrying out each of your recommendations -- one by one -- to the smallest detail.
the one you recommended.  in the ulf report you wrote for the bush administration.	ULF report?  Nobody's mentioned that in years.  You mean someone actually read it?
what team?	The one you recommended.  In the ULF report you wrote for the Bush administration.
we think it might.  that's why we brought you here.  we've assembled your team -- they're waiting for us now.	What team?
it doesn't make any sense.	We think it might.  That's why we brought you here.  We've assembled your team -- they're waiting for us now.
off the record, i don't mind telling you, this thing scares the shit out of me.	It doesn't make any sense.
i'm afraid it is dr. johnson... because it's sitting on the bottom of our ocean floor.	Off the record, I don't mind telling you, this thing scares the shit out of me.
it's impossible.	I'm afraid it is Dr. Johnson... because it's sitting on the bottom of our ocean floor.
extraordinary, isn't it?	It's impossible.
-- there's got to be some mistake here -- a four hundred year old military spacecraft?  there's no such thing... our space program isn't even forty years old.	Extraordinary, isn't it?
maybe older --	-- there's got to be some mistake here -- a four hundred year old military spacecraft?  There's no such thing... our space program isn't even forty years old.
hold on --	Maybe older --
-- dating the crash at least that old.	Hold on --
-- wait a second --	-- dating the crash at least that old.
coral grows at a rate of two and a half centimeters a year --	-- Wait a second --
geologists?	Coral grows at a rate of two and a half centimeters a year --
see this?  coral.  geologists measured the coral growth on top of the craft to be over five meters thick.	Geologists?
not really, no.  something of the military crashes in the ocean -- it explains why there was nothing on the news, why you've kept everything a secret...  when did it crash?	As best we can estimate, it crashed four hundred years ago.
something like that.  that doesn't surprise you?	Not really, no.  Something of the military crashes in the ocean -- it explains why there was nothing on the news, why you've kept everything a secret...  When did it crash?
what is it?  a military spacecraft? like a shuttle or satellite?	Something like that.  That doesn't surprise you?
what?	What do you need me for?
then why am i here?	What?
survivors?  no, i wouldn't think so.	Then why am I here?
a thousand?  an airplane crashes into a thousand feet of water -- i don't want to sound pessimistic here, but i assume there are no survivors.	Survivors?  No, I wouldn't think so.
a thousand feet.	A thousand?  An airplane crashes into a thousand feet of water -- I don't want to sound pessimistic here, but I assume there are no survivors.
how deep is he?	A thousand feet.
a cyclone's on it's way in.  i thought they would have told you on the phone.	They didn't tell me anything.
storm?  what storm?	A cyclone's on it's way in.  I thought they would have told you on the phone.
we're moving fast considering the storm.	Storm?  What storm?
well, we don't have all the facts yet.	We're moving fast considering the storm.
from what?  what's with all the security?	Well, we don't have all the facts yet.
good.  security's been our biggest worry.  now that you're here we can shut this thing down tight.	From what?  What's with all the security?
press?  no, i haven't.	Good.  Security's been our biggest worry.  Now that you're here we can shut this thing down tight.
you talk to any reporters?  any press?	Press?  No, I haven't.
anything else?	Nothing else.
the usual.  plane crash.  survivers unknown.  routine stuff really.	Anything else?
what have you been told so far?	The usual.  Plane crash.  Survivers unknown.  Routine stuff really.
what team?	What have you been told so far?
come with me.  the team's already waiting.	What team?
the pentagon?  i didn't know i had friends in washington.	Come with me.  The team's already waiting.
don't thank me, dr. johnson.  you weren't my choice.  the pentagon made me take you.	The Pentagon?  I didn't know I had friends in Washington.
well, thanks for the opportuninty here -- my wife appreciates it.	Don't thank me, Dr. Johnson.  You weren't my choice.  The Pentagon made me take you.
captain.  right, forgive me.	Well, thanks for the opportuninty here -- my wife appreciates it.
captain.	Captain.  Right, forgive me.
thank you, colonel.	Captain.
edmunds, get in here.  i need you for this.	In a minute, sir.
norman, get out of there now! norman?	If the subs aren't here yet, sir --
they've left, keep watching!	Sir!  Sir, the door -- it's opening.
sir, if the subs haven't left by now...	They've left, keep watching!
well, where the fuck is he?	In the ship, sir.
yes, sir.	Well, where the fuck is he?
nothing, sir.	What the hell is going on here?
nothing, sir.	Fuck him.  What?  Hello?
any sign of harry?	Nothing, sir.
they're coming.	Any sign of Harry?
i'm getting no sub reading, sir.	They're coming.
subs are still at surface, sir.	Send them, damn it!  I know, but I'm not gonna be held responsible --
get him out of there.  i thought i told you people --	Harry?  Can you copy?
what caused it?	Nothing.  I don't know.  Everything was normal.  No changes at all.
we don't have anything else to try, sir.	Well, shit -- find something, do something... make something up --
thank you, i can see that.  try something else.	We don't have anything else to try, Sir.
it's not sucking, sir.	Thank you, I can see that.  Try something else.
can you open that panel?	Working on it now, sir.
she wired this system.	If the technology of that sphere is advanced enough -- the way it functions is gonna appear to us like magic.
she's not gonna know.	She wired this system.
edmunds?  get in here.  i want to know exactly how this is being transmitted.	She's not gonna know.
with an "o".  harold with an "o".	What -- you want me to retype it?
i'm in charge.	With an "o".  Harold with an "o".
he's saying, "take me to your leader." he wants to know who's in charge.	I'm in charge.
what?	He's saying, "Take me to your leader." He wants to know who's in charge.
not now, beth.  please.  i want to know who we're talking to before we start talking.  where's edmunds?	She's not gonna know, sir.
are you enjoying yourself, harry, because i don't know what the hell you're doing.	He understands me fine.
ignorant.  the thing's ignorant.	It's not ignorant.
i have to tell you.  it's strange.	How do you mean, strange?
what's the message?	I have to tell you.  It's strange.
... spiralling out of the center, you see: "g" is one, "b" is two, "h" is three, and so on... when i got the message.	What's the message?
it's a single sequence repeated over and over.	We're all very proud of you, Harry, but what the hell is it?
who is that?  where's that coming from?	Please watch your closest monitor...
ladies and gentlemen...	Who is that?  Where's that coming from?
gimme a report, i want --	Ladies and Gentlemen...
let's say whoever made this thing is a thousand years ahead of us, just like we are to, say, medieval europe.  suppose you went back to medieval europe with a tv set.  there wouldn't be any place to plug it in.	Just tell me worst case.  Worst case of what we might find?
you don't know that.	Let's say whoever made this thing is a thousand years ahead of us, just like we are to, say, medieval Europe.  Suppose you went back to medieval Europe with a TV set.  There wouldn't be any place to plug it in.
it could.  but the odds of it being any use to us are against it.	You don't know that.
or it could contain some great benefit to us, some astonishing new idea or technology to help mankind.	It could.  But the odds of it being any use to us are against it.
so?  what's the problem?	It's nonsense.  There's enough difference between our own species to prove that.
man is man, all he knows is man, and all he can think of is what he knows.  the anthropomorphic problem. good, norman.	The what?
so how do we get it open?	Ted seems to have some ideas.
to conceal a small break in the surface of the sphere.	A break for what?
what?	To conceal a small break in the surface of the sphere.
no.  they don't represent a message. they aren't decorative at all.  they have another purpose entirely.	What?
we know how this craft got here. where it's been.	So do we.  And it seems to have picked up something on it's travels.
yes, harry.	We know how this craft got here. Where it's been.
ted?  captain?	Yes, Harry.
i did.	Then how can it be chipped?
i thought you said there wasn't any damage done in the crash?	I did.
i don't know how it can be chipped, but it's chipped.	I thought you said there wasn't any damage done in the crash?
chipped?  the door?  how can it be chipped?	I don't know how it can be chipped, but it's chipped.
it's chipped.	Chipped?  The door?  How can it be chipped?
right.  so you're saying it survived a high speed impact with water without a scratch?	I'm not saying anything, Harry, I'm just stating the facts.  The outer metal is made of a titanium alloy, built into an epoxy- resin honeycomb.  The necessary technology to bond this type of metal has never been invented.
to the craft?  none.  not a scratch.	Right.  So you're saying it survived a high speed impact with water without a scratch?
how much damage?	To the craft?  None.  Not a scratch.
what sub?	In the dome hanger.  All our tapes are transferred to the sub.  It's on a 12 hour timer.  If someone doesn't reset the "delay" button, the sub ascends to the surface with the tapes.
resetting the sub.	What sub?
what was edmunds doing outside?	Resetting the sub.
well, until we know exactly what it is, nobody goes outside, understood?	What was Edmunds doing outside?
it won't register.  it's too big to image.	Too big?
what?	It won't register.  It's too big to image.
the sensors are picking up something outside.	What?
what is that?	The sensors are picking up something outside.
edmunds?	Don't make stuff up, these emotional theories, just so you can feel important here.
it's not talking, it's mimicking.	Give him a chance.  He's speaking our language, not the other way around.
captain, i personally feel we should ask much more substantive questions --	I am not gonna explain in some damn report that one person died in a deepsat expedition so we could meet an alien named Jerry.
i want a name.  a real name.  this thing's full name, rank and serial number.	Captain, I personally feel we should ask much more substantive questions --
from the sphere?	What's inside the sphere.
she says jellyfish are a delicacy. you know, i never knew that.	Get out of there.  I don't want anyone going anywhere outside, understood?
to what?	Internal power.
they switched us over.	To what?
sir, about leaving --	We're on the bottom of the fucking ocean -- he can't just walk outside!
how can he be missing?	Sir, about leaving --
did you hear me, sir, because --	Ted, shut up.  Are you packed?  Ready to go?  I want everyone packed.  Now!
can i stay, sir?  i'm willing to risk it.  i am.  after what we just witnessed.	What?  No, I know they're civilians...
but what does it do?  this... sphere.	Maybe it's a message of some sort, you know?  See this red here.
what would we be working on in the future that would make us want to come back?	Maybe we didn't want to come back.
time travel.  i always thought it was one of those myths... like santa's reindeer.	What would we be working on in the future that would make us want to come back?
we had considered it.	Considered what?  That it's American? How would you think it's American?
what's wrong?	What do you make of this?
radiation shield, you think?	A foot and a half thick?  That'd withstand a helluva lot of radiation.
some sort of lead or something.	Radiation shield, you think?
what is it?	Some sort of lead or something.
look at this.	What is it?
ted, get her away from the door.	What are you going to do -- shoot her?
what <u>about</u> a crowbar?	What if we go out there, you know -- wedge a crowbar in the door and pry the thing open.
i'd also like it noted --	Duly noted, Ted.  Edmunds, try using suction.
captain, you know, i really appreciate you hauling us a thousand feet below sea level so we can watch this historical event on television.	Nobody goes inside, until we know <u>what's</u> inside.
a half a mile long?	The wing dimension alone is larger that any aircraft we've seen.
how's that?	Down below, Harry said we would all have to die.  Since there was no evidence on that spacecraft that anybody knew time travel through a black hole was possible -- and we all knew -- then we would all have to die before we could tell anyone. Death was the only logical explanation.  But sitting here, we still know.  So how is that possible?  Unless we make ourselves forget.
yes.  and i think we already know it will.	How's that?
would it work?	Yes.  And I think we already know it will.
beth --	Get away --
get away from me!	Beth --
hear what?	Get away from me!
you hear that?	Hear what?
what?	You hear that?
what is that?  what are you doing?	What?
top shelf, is it?	Let's get out of here, Beth.  Let's go home.
c'mon --	Top shelf, is it?
oh, sure.  here.  anything else, beth can get you?  some more chicken, perhaps.  let beth check the fridge.	C'mon --
beth -- gimme the gun.	Oh, sure.  Here.  Anything else, Beth can get you?  Some more chicken, perhaps.  Let Beth check the fridge.
don't tell me about me.  i already know too much.	Beth -- gimme the gun.
i --	Don't tell me about me.  I already know too much.
oh please, don't shrink me, norman. not now.	I --
i know.  you're too strong, beth.	Oh please, don't shrink me, Norman. Not now.
you can't stop it, norman.  you can't fight me.	I know.  You're too strong, Beth.
beth?	Leave me alone, Norman.
stop it!	It's you, Norman.  Your fear of drowning.  You have to face it.
then where's it coming from?	From you, Norman.  From your mind. You're doing it.
stop what?  don't blame me.  it's not me.	Then where's it coming from?
beth, stop it!	Stop what?  Don't blame me.  It's not me.
don't you know?	Beth, stop it!
where is it coming from, beth?	Don't you know?
you're frightened, aren't you, norman?	Where is it coming from, Beth?
beth!	You're frightened, aren't you, Norman?
don't fuck with me, beth.	I'm not fucking with you, Norman. You've fucked yourself.
of course you're going to deny it. you want to blame someone else.  you want to blame beth.  because you hate beth.	Don't fuck with me, Beth.
this is what i'm talking about, norman.  don't you see?  it's in you. this vindictiveness.  this rage.	Get away from the door, Beth.
it's not safe for you to be either.	You think I care?  You think I care if I die?  Would I put explosives around the habitat -- set on vibration sensors -- that can trigger automatically, if I cared about myself?  Would I? I've tried twice before, Norman, why wouldn't I try a third time?  I'm not thinking about myself -- No, Norman, I'm thinking about you.  Your safety. Protecting you from your own self.
it's your choice.  because it's not safe for you to be awake.  to be walking around.  to be thinking about things.	It's not safe for you to be either.
don't, beth.  please.	It's either this... or I kill you.
you think i'd belive you?  believe anything you might say now?  after you lied to me about telling barnes about my past.  about my problems.  my problems.  not yours.  not his.  mine.	Don't, Beth.  Please.
beth --	You think I'd belive you?  Believe anything you might say now?  After you lied to me about telling Barnes about my past.  About my problems.  My problems.  Not yours.  Not his.  Mine.
promise what, norman?  tell me!	Beth --
i promise --	Promise what, Norman?  Tell me!
but i have to, norman.	I promise --
don't, beth.	But I have to, Norman.
"it's not me, beth.  it's not me.  it can't be.  i'm not doing anything." just like harry said before i stabbed him with the needle.	Don't, Beth.
it's not me, beth.  i swear.  it can't be.	"It's not me, Beth.  It's not me.  It can't be.  I'm not doing anything." Just like Harry said before I stabbed him with the needle.
i'm not scaring you, am i norman?  i hope i'm not frightening you.  the last thing i want to do is frighten you.  you feel okay, don't you?	It's not me, Beth.  I swear.  It can't be.
when you were in that sub -- and that squid was attacking you -- are you sure it was the squid that was attacking?  do you know?  "i can't get beth on the radio.  i'm in this tiny sub on the bottom of the fucking ocean.  all alone.  surrounded by all this water." was it really the squid that was attacking you, norman -- or was it something else -- one of your fears?  you never really saw what it was, did you?	I'm not scaring you, am I Norman?  I hope I'm not frightening you.  The last thing I want to do is frighten you.  You feel okay, don't you?
shut up, beth --	When you were in that sub -- and that squid was attacking you -- are you sure it was the squid that was attacking?  Do you know?  "I can't get Beth on the radio.  I'm in this tiny sub on the bottom of the fucking ocean.  All alone.  Surrounded by all this water." Was it really the squid that was attacking you, Norman -- or was it something else -- one of your fears?  You never really saw what it was, did you?
no, it isn't.  your name is norman. but your younger brother -- what was his name?  the one who was stung when you were younger.  the one that died. the one you couldn't save.  what was his name?  "mommy, we're going out to the ocean -- to go swimming." "but i don't want to go swimming, norman.  i'm scared." "c'mon, <u>harry</u>, it'll be fine, it'll be fun."  you heartless fuck.  that's why you're so scared of the water, isn't it?	Shut up, Beth --
beth, the message said harry.  "my name is harry".  my name isn't harry.	No, it isn't.  Your name is Norman. But your younger brother -- what was his name?  The one who was stung when you were younger.  The one that died. The one you couldn't save.  What was his name?  "Mommy, we're going out to the ocean -- to go swimming." "But I don't want to go swimming, Norman.  I'm scared." "C'mon, <u>Harry</u>, it'll be fine, it'll be fun."  You heartless fuck.  That's why you're so scared of the water, isn't it?
is it?	Beth, the message said Harry.  "My name is Harry".  My name isn't Harry.
that's bullshit.	Is it?
you remember before you picked him up -- when you looked up at the sphere, you remember that -- when the sphere opened?  that's right.  but you can't remember going inside, can you?  no, of course not.  harry couldn't either, could he?  "like everything's on the tip of my tongue", he said.	That's bullshit.
yes.	You remember before you picked him up -- when you looked up at the sphere, you remember that -- when the sphere opened?  That's right.  But you can't remember going inside, can you?  No, of course not.  Harry couldn't either, could he?  "Like everything's on the tip of my tongue", he said.
you don't remember you did.  but i'm sure you remember running like some fucking hero to get harry, don't you?  you remember that.	Yes.
i never went in that sphere.	You don't remember you did.  But I'm sure you remember running like some fucking hero to get Harry, don't you?  You remember that.
am i?  or am i making so much sense that you're going insane?	I never went in that sphere.
you're insane.	Am I?  Or am I making so much sense that you're going insane?
did i?  or was that you?  when you were hiding in the bathroom -- all conspiratorially like you were -- you became frightened, didn't you?  terrified.  like you were with the snake earlier -- and suddenly you have snakes slithering all over the floor.  you did that, norman.	You're insane.
you manifested that, beth.	Did I?  Or was that you?  When you were hiding in the bathroom -- all conspiratorially like you were -- you became frightened, didn't you?  Terrified.  Like you were with the snake earlier -- and suddenly you have snakes slithering all over the floor.  You did that, Norman.
one lonely, terrifying sea snake.	You manifested that, Beth.
that's when you went in the sphere.	One lonely, terrifying sea snake.
and the snakes?  you want to know about the snakes?  you saw one outside earlier, didn't you?  when you thought i had deserted you -- you were terrified.	That's when you went in the sphere.
but --	And the snakes?  You want to know about the snakes?  You saw one outside earlier, didn't you?  When you thought I had deserted you -- you were terrified.
am i lying?  are you sure?  are you absolutely sure i'm lying?  then explain to me about the jellyfish.  earlier.  why did we see jellyfish?  harry doesn't fear jellyfish.  you do.  they're your fear, aren't they?	But --
you're lying --	Am I lying?  Are you sure?  Are you absolutely sure I'm lying?  Then explain to me about the jellyfish.  Earlier.  Why did we see jellyfish?  Harry doesn't fear jellyfish.  You do.  They're your fear, aren't they?
c'mon -- what?	You're lying --
beth you're losing it.  c'mon.	C'mon -- what?
yes, someone did.  but it wasn't me, norman.  it was you.  you manifested the snakes.	Beth you're losing it.  C'mon.
someone did.	Yes, someone did.  But it wasn't me, Norman.  It was you.  You manifested the snakes.
you think i manifested the snakes?	Someone did.
then why, beth?  why go in?  why put out explosives?  why manifest the snakes?	You think I manifested the snakes?
no, he can't.	Then why, Beth?  Why go in?  Why put out explosives?  Why manifest the snakes?
he can't manifest.	No, he can't.
no, he isn't.	He can't manifest.
against what?  harry's unconscious. he's not a threat.	No, he isn't.
same reason i put explosives around the habitat.  for defense.  for the power.  to protect myself.	Against what?  Harry's unconscious. He's not a threat.
why did you go in the sphere, beth?	Same reason I put explosives around the habitat.  For defense.  For the power.  To protect myself.
what's the phrase -- "keeping up with the joneses"?	Why did you go in the sphere, Beth?
did you?	What's the phrase -- "keeping up with the Joneses"?
if i was, then i would've had to have gone in the sphere, wouldn't i?	Did you?
are you manifesting them?	If I was, then I would've had to have gone in the sphere, wouldn't I?
don't you?	Are you manifesting them?
do you fear them?	Don't you?
you tell me.	Do you fear them?
what are they doing down here?  in the bathroom?  suddenly appearing.	You tell me.
am i afraid of them?  not during the day.  sea snakes are diurnal.  when the sun's out, they don't bite. fortunately for you, i had on my watch.  this is quite good.	What are they doing down here?  In the bathroom?  Suddenly appearing.
you know what i mean.	Am I afraid of them?  Not during the day.  Sea snakes are diurnal.  When the sun's out, they don't bite. Fortunately for you, I had on my watch.  This is quite good.
snakes?  what do you mean, exactly?	You know what I mean.
how do you feel about snakes?	Snakes?  What do you mean, exactly?
i did do that, didn't i?	How do you feel about snakes?
you put explosives around the habitat, i can't imagine what you'd put in a drink.	I did do that, didn't I?
you don't think i put something in it, do you?	You put explosives around the habitat, I can't imagine what you'd put in a drink.
you think i'd really drink that?	You don't think I put something in it, do you?
it's getting cold.	You think I'd really drink that?
are you?	It's getting cold.
i'm feeling better.	Are you?
what's wrong, norman?	I'm feeling better.
your watch.	Oh yes, my watch.  I almost forgot.
what was that?  i couldn't hear you.	Your watch.
the grooves around the door -- they've shifted.  and the pattern -- the fluids -- they look darker now.	How's Harry?
what do you mean, different?	The grooves around the door -- they've shifted.  And the pattern -- the fluids -- they look darker now.
the sphere looks different.	What do you mean, different?
in the sub.  resetting the timer. why?	The sphere looks different.
where are you?	In the sub.  Resetting the timer. Why?
what is it, norman?	Where are you?
not believing you.	You're not sorry.  You're scared.  You're a psychologist, Norman.  You pride yourself on knowing when someone's lying to you, not telling you the truth.  And now you're scared ... because you're not sure you can tell anymore.
for what?	Not believing you.
i'm sorry.	For what?
thirty years ago.  in residency.  i passed out.  you?	Only lab rats.  Here.
you ever given an injection before.	Thirty years ago.  In residency.  I passed out.  You?
look, it's either him or us, norman. another attack, and we go down with this place.	You ever given an injection before.
you want to kill him?	Look, it's either him or us, Norman. Another attack, and we go down with this place.
to be on the safe side.  i mean --	You want to kill him?
beth --	To be on the safe side.  I mean --
it's an idea.	Beth --
doesn't say.	What if it takes 20 minutes, Norman? What if it takes an hour?  And he can fight it off?  We can't afford that.
how fast does it take effect?	Doesn't say.
what?  wait -- isn't that dangerous?	How fast does it take effect?
i'll just boost the doses.	What?  Wait -- isn't that dangerous?
three to six hours.	I'll just boost the doses.
how long does it last?	Three to six hours.
"20 cc's of parasolutrine in combination with 6 cc's of paracin given iv produces deep sleep suitable for emergency surgical procedures... no cardiac side effects ... rem activity is surpressed... "	How long does it last?
it's like a sleeping pill?	"... used as an anesthetic if given in combination with paracin trichloride... "
causes sleep.	It's like a sleeping pill?
what's that?	Causes sleep.
it's a soporific.	What's that?
p-a-r-a-s-o...	It's a soporific.
how do you spell it?	P-a-r-a-s-o...
parasolutrine?	How do you spell it?
antibiotic.	Parasolutrine?
damn it!  chloramphenicol?	Antibiotic.
antihistamine.  for bites.	Damn it!  Chloramphenicol?
riordan?	Antihistamine.  For bites.
"... and may also cause bizarre halucinations".	Riordan?
bingo.	"... and may also cause bizarre halucinations".
tranquilizer.  causes drowsiness.	Bingo.
tarazine?	Tranquilizer.  Causes drowsiness.
nothing about drowsiness.	Tarazine?
does it cause drowsiness?  that's all we need.  to get him unconscious -- put him under.	Nothing about drowsiness.
a synthetic opium analogue.	Does it cause drowsiness?  That's all we need.  To get him unconscious -- put him under.
sintag.	A synthetic opium analogue.
ulcers.	Sintag.
valdomet.	Ulcers.
it's for motion sickness.	Valdomet.
ephedrine hydrochloride.	It's for motion sickness.
something for burns.	Ephedrine hydrochloride.
diphenyl parlene.	Something for burns.
looks like some sort of code.	Why would Harry go back to using a code?
must be.  and if it is -- it's a part of him not even he can control.	Looks like some sort of code.
and that's the part of harry that's being manifested.	Must be.  And if it is -- it's a part of him not even he can control.
no.  i mean, we've always believed we can think anything we want without consequences.  you ever read the bible?  it talks about our sinful nature, you know?  i mean, we can think, and believe, and desire whatever we want, but there's a part of us -- a shadow side, as jung called it -- that can't be controlled.  it's evil. it's inside us.  it's what we are.	And that's the part of Harry that's being manifested.
his dream?  you can't control your dreams.  and you can't control your fears, can you?	No.  I mean, we've always believed we can think anything we want without consequences.  You ever read the Bible?  It talks about our sinful nature, you know?  I mean, we can think, and believe, and desire whatever we want, but there's a part of us -- a shadow side, as Jung called it -- that can't be controlled.  It's evil. It's inside us.  It's what we are.
he must not realize he is.  like the navy crewman -- harry was sleeping then.  he must've manifested his dream.	His dream?  You can't control your dreams.  And you can't control your fears, can you?
but why is he doing it?	He must not realize he is.  Like the Navy crewman -- Harry was sleeping then.  He must've manifested his dream.
it's his fear.  the squid.  he's manifesting his fears.  making them real.	But why is he doing it?
which i told barnes was attacking --	It's his fear.  The squid.  He's manifesting his fears.  Making them real.
i don't know, beth.  i'm not the fucking alien that built the thing. but it can.  when harry came out of the sphere, he mumbled something about page 87.  how he would never read that far -- he was too scared to.  then you found the book, remember in your lab.  then in the cafeteria -- and page 87 talks about a giant squid...	Which I told Barnes was attacking --
how can the sphere do that?	I don't know, Beth.  I'm not the fucking alien that built the thing. But it can.  When Harry came out of the sphere, he mumbled something about page 87.  How he would never read that far -- he was too scared to.  Then you found the book, remember in your lab.  Then in the cafeteria -- and page 87 talks about a giant squid...
i don't know.	How can the sphere do that?
but how?	I don't know.
he acquired some sort of power.  a power to manifest things.	But how?
you think, in the sphere --	He acquired some sort of power.  A power to manifest things.
when did the messages start?  the animals outside start showing up? after harry came out of the sphere.	You think, in the sphere --
what do you mean, a part of harry?	When did the messages start?  The animals outside start showing up? After Harry came out of the sphere.
remember when we first spoke to jerry, barnes kept asking for jerry's real name?  but harry never would?  he didn't because he was afraid the screen would say "harry", instead of jerry.  we weren't talking to an alien intelligence when we talked to jerry, we were talking to harry... or a part of harry.	What do you mean, a part of Harry?
he translated it wrong.	What?
created.  brought to life.  i don't know.  but at the end, jerry said, "stop calling me jerry".  and --	He translated it wrong.
manifested?	Created.  Brought to life.  I don't know.  But at the end, Jerry said, "Stop calling me Jerry".  And --
after the attack, a navy guy woke me up -- i don't know -- i thought he was an illusion.  but i checked the tape, and jerry said he manifested him.	Manifested?
squids?	"... according to calculations of some naturalists, one of these animals, only six feet long, would have tentacles 27 feet long.  That would make a formidable monster."
"our fisherman frequently see some that are more than four feet long. some skeletons of squids...	Squids?
page 87.  "i could never read that far."	"Our fisherman frequently see some that are more than four feet long. Some skeletons of squids...
what?	Page 87.  "I could never read that far."
page 87.	What?
i don't know, beth.  i wasn't there.	Damn it, Norman!  He's lying.  Don't you get it?  There is something seriously fucked up going on here -- and he's causing it.  Why can't you believe me?
you think it's me?  you think i'm saying there was a conversation when there wasn't?	I don't know, Beth.  I wasn't there.
this being after you so carefully fixed my suit.	You think it's me?  You think I'm saying there was a conversation when there wasn't?
damn it, norman.  i swear.  i had a whole conversation with the man when he woke up.	This being after you so carefully fixed my suit.
all i know is i opened that refridgerator --	Damn it, Norman.  I swear.  I had a whole conversation with the man when he woke up.
you don't believe me.	All I know is I opened that refridgerator --
you think?	You don't believe me.
no, it wasn't.  i swear none of this was here.  none of it.  you think he hid it?  earlier.  he must've hid it.	You think?
did you look?  it was on the top shelf.	No, it wasn't.  I swear none of this was here.  None of it.  You think he hid it?  Earlier.  He must've hid it.
none of this was here before.	Did you look?  It was on the top shelf.
1-800-deepsea delivery.  i hear they're good.	None of this was here before.
wait a second --	1-800-Deepsea delivery.  I hear they're good.
we must've had it delivered then.	Wait a second --
that wasn't in there before.	We must've had it delivered then.
it's a pretty common place to look for food when you don't think you have any.	That wasn't in there before.
the refridgerator.	It's a pretty common place to look for food when you don't think you have any.
the refridgerator.	The refridgerator.
fixing it?  but i fixed --  where'd you get all that?	The refridgerator.
fixing it.	Fixing it?  But I fixed --  Where'd you get all that?
what's harry doing with your suit in there?	Fixing it.
i think so, beth.  yes.	What's Harry doing with your suit in there?
you get it straightened out?	I think so, Beth.  Yes.
deserts you?  harry said he'd take over for me.	He what?
yeah, well, i get that way when i'm facing death and someone deserts me.	Deserts you?  Harry said he'd take over for me.
getting food.  we were out of food. what's wrong?  you sound mad.	Yeah, well, I get that way when I'm facing death and someone deserts me.
what are you doing in the ship?  beth?	Getting food.  We were out of food. what's wrong?  You sound mad.
... what do you mean?  i'm in the ship.	What are you doing in the ship?  Beth?
still clear?	Still clear.
you can't.  counter's at 10 minutes. you don't have time.	Still clear?
my air isn't... i'm coming back.	You can't.  Counter's at 10 minutes. You don't have time.
yes, norman.  i did.  you're just nervous.	My air isn't... I'm coming back.
you fixed this suit?  beth?	Yes, Norman.  I did.  You're just nervous.
what's the matter?	You fixed this suit?  Beth?
still clear.	What's the matter?
i can't see anything.  how does it look?  still clear?	Still clear.
the sub's a 100 feet in front of you.  you see it?	I can't see anything.  How does it look?  Still clear?
but i don't know how --	You press a button, Norman.  It's not brain surgery.  Here, go ahead.  You only have 15 minutes to reset it.  Go on, Norman...
you don't trust me?	But I don't know how --
you fixed my suit?	You don't trust me?
i fixed your suit.	You fixed my suit?
i would.  but my suit --	I fixed your suit.
i don't trust harry to do it.	I would.  But my suit --
in case you die, too?	I don't trust Harry to do it.
you should know how it works.  just in case.	In case you die, too?
why should i go?	You should know how it works.  Just in case.
maybe you should go.  to the sub.	Why should I go?
get the helium out of our bloodstream.  we go to the surface now, we'd pop like a soda bottle.	Maybe you should go.  To the sub.
four days?	Get the helium out of our bloodstream.  We go to the surface now, we'd pop like a soda bottle.
we can't.  the storm.  the waves would toss us around worse than we got down here.  and we have four days of decompression when we get up top.	Four days?
wake him, then.  let's go.  get outta --	We can't.  The storm.  The waves would toss us around worse than we got down here.  And we have four days of decompression when we get up top.
you, me and harry.  he's asleep.	Wake him, then.  Let's go.  Get outta --
you, me and harry?	You, me and Harry.  He's asleep.
it's also our only way out of here! it holds three people.  and there's only three of us left now.	You, me and Harry?
it's not worth the risk.	It's also our only way out of here! It holds three people.  And there's only three of us left now.
don't bother me, norman.	It's not worth the risk.
forget the sub.	Don't bother me, Norman.
i have to reset the sub.	Forget the sub.
where are you going in such a hurry?	I have to reset the sub.
beth --	No, I should stay calm.  Like you say.  Right, Norman?  Stay calm.
yeah, okay.  sure, norman.	Beth --
beth, i didn't.  hold it together. alright?	Yeah, okay.  Sure, Norman.
you bastard.	Beth, I didn't.  Hold it together. Alright?
don't do this.	You bastard.
you did, didn't you?	Don't do this.
beth --	You did, didn't you?
you told him about me?	Beth --
what?	You told him about me?
you said something to him, didn't you?	What?
it's done, alright?  it's over!  and there's not a damn thing we can do about it now, okay?	You said something to him, didn't you?
don't tell me to calm down!	It's done, alright?  It's over!  And there's not a damn thing we can do about it now, okay?
calm down, beth.  alright?	Don't tell me to calm down!
he's not just a navy captain -- he works for the fucking pentagon.	Calm down, Beth.  Alright?
you went through edmunds' things?	He's not just a Navy captain -- he works for the fucking Pentagon.
in edmunds' things.	You went through Edmunds' things?
where did you get this?	In Edmunds' things.
"although advised of risks, all personnel elect to remain down for duration of storm to continue investigation of alien sphere and associated spacecraft.  signed, barnes, usn."	Where did you get this?
fuck you, norman!  it's right here...	"Although advised of risks, all personnel elect to remain down for duration of storm to continue investigation of alien sphere and associated spacecraft.  Signed, Barnes, USN."
you're jumping to conclusions, beth. don't get worked up --	Fuck you, Norman!  It's right here...
so who was barnes talking to at the last minute?  nobody.	You're jumping to conclusions, Beth. Don't get worked up --
so what?	So who was Barnes talking to at the last minute?  Nobody.
yeah, he <u>told</u> you.  think.  what was barnes doing before they cut that cable loose?  he was on the phone. except that cable is a thousand feet long, norman.  they would've broken off communication with us four, five minutes before they cleared out.	So what?
c'mon, beth.  don't make this personal.  he told me himself they were taking us back.	Yeah, he <u>told</u> you.  Think.  What was Barnes doing before they cut that cable loose?  He was on the phone. Except that cable is a thousand feet long, Norman.  They would've broken off communication with us four, five minutes before they cleared out.
... he lied to us.  he left us down here.	C'mon, Beth.  Don't make this personal.  He told me himself they were taking us back.
what are they?	Eggs.
norman.	What are they?
she was crushed.  feel her skin -- it's like sandpaper.	What could have done this?
i can't feel her bones.  she's like a sponge.	She was crushed.  Feel her skin -- it's like sandpaper.
i didn't do anything wrong.  i didn't mean...	Beth.
beth --	I didn't do anything wrong.  I didn't mean...
nobody said... norman...  what?  why are you looking at me like that?	Beth --
beth.	Nobody said... Norman...  What?  Why are you looking at me like that?
what?...  wait.  don't... why are you --	Beth.
they are or they aren't.  which is it?	What?...  Wait.  Don't... why are you --
i mean, i'm not... i wasn't absolutely sure if... they --	They are or they aren't.  Which is it?
beth --	I mean, I'm not... I wasn't absolutely sure if... they --
what?  why...	Beth --
and you didn't tell anyone?	What?  Why...
yeah, why?	And you didn't tell anyone?
you knew about the squid not being normal.  before fletcher went out there?	Yeah, why?
what?	You knew about the squid not being normal.  Before Fletcher went out there?
wait a minute.	What?
they have six tentacles.  a new species.  and the squid too.  they had no stomach.	Wait a minute.
what do you mean -- not normal?	They have six tentacles.  A new species.  And the squid too.  They had no stomach.
normally, i'd say no.  everything's quiet now -- no ships, no divers, no electricity.  makes sense.  but what's curious is -- these aren't normal jellyfish.	What do you mean -- not normal?
me?  well, i was wrapped in seaweed. it itched for a while, but i survived.  beth, do you find it... curious that we're seeing all this life down here.  nothing, and then these enormous flocks of squid.  then jellyfish?	Normally, I'd say no.  Everything's quiet now -- no ships, no divers, no electricity.  Makes sense.  But what's curious is -- these aren't normal jellyfish.
what about you?  what happened to you?	Me?  Well, I was wrapped in seaweed. It itched for a while, but I survived.  Beth, do you find it... curious that we're seeing all this life down here.  Nothing, and then these enormous flocks of squid.  Then jellyfish?
yeah, it was awful.	What about you?  What happened to you?
my gosh, norman.	Yeah, it was awful.
... when i was six, my younger brother and i -- we went swimming in the pacific.  at my mother's beach house.  we both felt stinging, and when we came out of the water, he was wearing jellyfish head to toe. killed him.	My gosh, Norman.
no, thank you.  i hate jellyfish.	... when I was six, my younger brother and I -- we went swimming in the Pacific.  At my mother's beach house.  We both felt stinging, and when we came out of the water, he was wearing jellyfish head to toe. Killed him.
a bad one.  it was the only book in there.  norman, come here, look at this.	No, thank you.  I hate jellyfish.
we have a library?	A bad one.  It was the only book in there.  Norman, come here, look at this.
the library.	We have a library?
where'd this come from?	The library.
it could breathe in air and exhale cyanide gas.	Disrupt our brain waves, interfere with our ability to think.
norman!	Get this thing off me.
400 years ago?  i'm sure christopher columbus would've loved these accomodations.	Good theory, Ted.
no.  go ahead.  really.  ladies first.	Such a gentlemen when you're scared shitless.
you're next, norman.	No.  Go ahead.  Really.  Ladies first.
yeah.  drowning.	You're next, Norman.
isn't there a psychological term for that, dr. johnson?	Yeah.  Drowning.
just keep your mouth shut, alright? this could mean everything to our careers, you know that?  don't jeopardize this.	What -- are you threatening me?
the timing has never seemed quite right.	Just keep your mouth shut, alright? This could mean everything to our careers, you know that?  Don't jeopardize this.
well, let's pray that's the only mistake you made.  have you said anything to barnes about this?	The timing has never seemed quite right.
it never occurred to me.	Well, let's pray that's the only mistake you made.  Have you said anything to Barnes about this?
well, you must have realized the chances an encounter like this would happen here.  in the ocean.  70 percent of the earth's surface is water, norman.  that's first grade geography.	It never occurred to me.
we can't go down there.  we're not prepared.  that deep?  that takes years of training, beth.  we're just scientists.  lab scietists.  we wear ties and lab coats to work -- not oxygen tanks.	Well, you must have realized the chances an encounter like this would happen here.  In the ocean.  70 percent of the earth's surface is water, Norman.  That's first grade geography.
what do you expect?  for them to bring it up here?	We can't go down there.  We're not prepared.  That deep?  That takes years of training, Beth.  We're just scientists.  Lab scietists.  We wear ties and lab coats to work -- not oxygen tanks.
underwater?	What do you expect?  For them to bring it up here?
to the spacecraft.  to investigate.	Underwater?
wait -- down where?	To the spacecraft.  To investigate.
because when we get down there --	Wait -- down where?
c'mon, beth -- that report's like the blind leading the blind.	Because when we get down there --
do yourself a favor, norman.  are you listening?  don't tell anyone what you just told me.	C'mon, Beth -- that report's like the blind leading the blind.
i spent a week reading sagan and watching re-runs of the twilight zone.  seriously.  i was just trying to pay the mortgage on my house -- i had no idea --	Do yourself a favor, Norman.  Are you listening?  Don't tell anyone what you just told me.
that's quite a secret.	I spent a week reading Sagan and watching re-runs of the Twilight Zone.  Seriously.  I was just trying to pay the mortgage on my house -- I had no idea --
it's bullshit.  the report's a joke.	That's quite a secret.
i've read it twice, norman.  it's brilliant.	It's bullshit.  The report's a joke.
that ulf report everybody's patting me on the back about?	I've read it twice, Norman.  It's brilliant.
i love secrets.	That ULF report everybody's patting me on the back about?
beth, look, can i trust you with a little secret?	I love secrets.
he doesn't wait for an answer.	Who says it's a he?
norman?  where's norman?	By the bunks.
well, what's your theory?	I'm a woman.  I don't theorize.  I only deal with facts.
i don't get it.	It doesn't make any sense.
well, think.  because there's footprints here that aren't mine.	Well, they're not mine.
no.  i don't think so.	Well, think.  Because there's footprints here that aren't mine.
pussy.	What's that -- mistake number two, Norman?
we can refuse to talk.	Won't make any difference.  The tapes document everything.
they're going to want answers and they're going to keep asking until they get them.	We can refuse to talk.
no i'm not.  i'm not star--	Yes you are...
you're staring at me.	No I'm not.  I'm not star--
like what?  i'm not --	You're staring at me.
why are you looking at me like that?	Like what?  I'm not --
another attack?	Why are you looking at me like that?
our habitat, i mean.  this place can't handle another attack.	Another attack?
just in time for what?	Our habitat, I mean.  This place can't handle another attack.
what?	Just in time for what?
in time for what?	What?
just in time, too.	In time for what?
i'm sorry.  slip of the tongue.	Yeah, I don't know how you could make that confusion.
that's a hell of a mistake to make, beth.	I'm sorry.  Slip of the tongue.
jerry.  right.  i said jerry, didn't i?	That's a hell of a mistake to make, Beth.
we never even had a conversation, norman.	Harry?  That's bullshit.  We stood right there --
yes you did.  norman, i wouldn't leave you out there.  you know that.	We never even had a conversation, Norman.
i never said that.	Yes you did.  Norman, I wouldn't leave you out there.  You know that.
when he woke up, he said we were out of food.  he told me to get some from the ship.	I never said that.
take politics, our views on abortion, the death penalty...	Cannibalism, to be extreme.  And now we're talking about a new life form. Their values and ethics may be incomprehensible.
what are you looking for?	A light switch.  A button opened that door -- the craft runs on some sort of power.
then what is it?	It's an American spacecraft.
it's empty.  why would someone build a ship like this?	You'd have to ask them.
for who?  the fish?	For whoever's in that thing.
all that banging and pounding.  i don't know.  we should think about making a good first impression.	For who?  The fish?
pry the thing open?  what are we -- neanderthals?	All that banging and pounding.  I don't know.  We should think about making a good first impression.
is it coming from our own computer?	Harry thinks it's some sort of discharge from our own system, but I've seen it discharge before -- and it didn't look anything like this.
no idea.  we have no surface support. it transmitted too fast to be coming from underwater.	Is it coming from our own computer?
where's it coming from?	No idea.  We have no surface support. It transmitted too fast to be coming from underwater.
minutes ago.  harry's trying to decode it in his room now.	Where's it coming from?
when did it come across?	Minutes ago.  Harry's trying to decode it in his room now.
you mean forget?	It would erase all our knowledge of it.  All of our power.
the power allows us to manifest our fears, right?  what if we feared the power to go away?	You mean forget?
we all kill ourselves?  bad joke.  sorry, beth.	The power allows us to manifest our fears, right?  What if we feared the power to go away?
there is one possibility.	We all kill ourselves?  Bad joke.  Sorry, Beth.
good.  thank you.  now that i have it on.  why are you laughing?  you don't even know what that means.	No.  I don't.  But I always said to myself, when I die, I want to die laughing.
how's that working out, by the way?	Good.  Thank you.  Now that I have it on.  Why are you laughing?  You don't even know what that means.
nine hundred feet to surface.	It's not fast enough, Norman. There's a helluva lot of explosive down there.
less than a minute, we're never gonna make it.	Nine hundred feet to surface.
well, press something!	Wait!
no idea.	Well, press something!
you know how to work this thing?	No idea.
get her out of the seat, i need room to sit.  harry?	I'm trying.  There.
you got her?	Get her out of the seat, I need room to sit.  Harry?
her legs are in the way.	You got her?
just pull her -- down like inside -- harry, work with me here!	Her legs are in the way.
gimme a second --	Just pull her -- down like inside -- Harry, work with me here!
i'm trying to keep balance with --	Gimme a second --
c'mon, norman!	I'm trying to keep balance with --
three fifty-six, three fifty-five, three --	Shut up and catch.
i heard!  i heard!	Three fifty-six, three fifty-five, three --
hurry, norman.  four minutes.	I heard!  I heard!
hold on.	Hurry, Norman.  Four minutes.
missed.	Are you trying, damn it?  Just --
i'm trying.  shit.  here -- catch her.	Missed.
push her, c'mon.	I'm trying.  Shit.  Here -- catch her.
hold on.	Push her, c'mon.
i can't reach her.	Hold on.
two and a half minutes.  once we're in the sub.	How far away's the sub?
how much time you figure to get to the surface?	Two and a half minutes.  Once we're in the sub.
shut up and open the door.	How much time you figure to get to the surface?
we're never gonna make it.	Shut up and open the door.
help me lift her.	We're never gonna make it.
fine.	Help me lift her.
i don't think so.	I could hit her a little harder. More toward the cranium.
did i kill her?	I don't think so.
it's the squid!  stop it!	Stop what?  What are you -- ?
you know what it is, harry.	It's the squid!  Stop it!
what is it?	You know what it is, Harry.
that's right.	Is that why the two of you went through my dufflebag?
the three of us.	That's right.
we just figured, you know, the three of us -- we need to... work together through this.	The three of us.
how do we decode it?	Don't have to.  Watch.  It'll do it for you.
navy transmission.  they're sent from wisconsin.	How do we decode it?
wisconsin?	Navy transmission.  They're sent from Wisconsin.
wisconsin's your answer.	Wisconsin?
but why would she -- ?	She's lying, Norman.  Just like she lied about fixing your suit.
i was just in the cafeteria, there's plenty of food in there.  take a look for yourself.	But why would she -- ?
you didn't say that about the food?	I was just in the cafeteria, there's plenty of food in there.  Take a look for yourself.
she's cracking, norman.	You didn't say that about the food?
beth left?	I thought she was with you.
her suit's gone.	Beth left?
she was supposed to be watching the sensor for me.	Her suit's gone.
when i woke up, nobody was here.	She was supposed to be watching the sensor for me.
what do you mean?  she's not here?	When I woke up, nobody was here.
what happened to her?	What do you mean?  She's not here?
thank you.  my suit -- beth said she fixed it --	What happened to her?
i can't breathe...  am i... clear?	You're clear.  You see the airlock?
norman, where are you?	I can't breathe...  Am I... clear?
harry?	Norman, where are you?
... you there?  norman?	Harry?
you don't remember that?	I don't remember much.  It's like my memory is on the tip of my tongue -- but I can't taste any of it.  Funny, my senses are much keener though. Purer.  Hearing, seeing, smelling. Like, I can smell your sheets, Norman.  You tried to wash it out earlier, But I can still smell the urine.  Don't worry, I'm not going to tell the others.  It's normal, really, isn't it?  In a crisis.  The stress. The panic.
did i?	You don't remember that?
you said something to me, before -- about how we were all going to die.	Did I?
don't do this.  don't psychoanalyze me.  i hate squid.  period.  just like you hate jellyfish.	You said something to me, before -- about how we were all going to die.
have you looked outside?  jellyfish. everywhere.  i hate jellyfish.  harry, what happened in the cafeteria?	Don't do this.  Don't psychoanalyze me.  I hate squid.  Period.  Just like you hate jellyfish.
there's some sort of pattern here. it'll take a minute.	Have you looked outside?  Jellyfish. Everywhere.  I hate jellyfish.  Harry, what happened in the cafeteria?
getting anywhere with those?	There's some sort of pattern here. It'll take a minute.
these aren't half bad, fletcher.  you might have a second career coming.	What are they?
i could never read that far.  i never wanted to.	That far in what, Harry?
page 87 of what, harry?	I could never read that far.  I never wanted to.
what happens on page 87?  have you ever read page 87?	Page 87 of what, Harry?
what is it, harry?	What happens on page 87?  Have you ever read page 87?
norman?	What is it, Harry?
then explain it to me.	Norman?
you don't understand about the sphere.	Then explain it to me.
tell me about the door.  do you remember how you opened the door to the sphere?... harry?	You don't understand about the sphere.
you were all supposed to leave.  you weren't supposed to stay down here.	Tell me about the door.  Do you remember how you opened the door to the sphere?... Harry?
you remember opening the door?	You were all supposed to leave.  You weren't supposed to stay down here.
what are you still doing here?	You remember opening the door?
harry, can you tell me about the sphere?	What are you still doing here?
it's like...	Harry, can you tell me about the sphere?
what noise?	It's like...
what is that?  that noise?	What noise?
it's what's in that sphere, isn't it, harry?  whatever you think is in that thing -- you think it's going to kill you.	Curious, isn't it?  What's inside? Before I die, I'd sure like to open it and see.
then what, norman?	It's what's in that sphere, isn't it, Harry?  Whatever you think is in that thing -- you think it's going to kill you.
no.  i didn't say that.	Then what, Norman?
you mean, you think i'm cracking?	No.  I didn't say that.
look -- we're under a lot of pressure, we're tired, you're not thinking straight.	You mean, you think I'm cracking?
am i?	Look -- we're under a lot of pressure, we're tired, you're not thinking straight.
i can't.  if i had a minute to think, maybe, but i know you're wrong.	Am I?
gimme another explanation.	I can't.  If I had a minute to think, maybe, but I know you're wrong.
i can't believe that, harry.	Gimme another explanation.
meaning we're never gonna get to the surface alive... to tell anyone.	I can't believe that, Harry.
meaning we're never gonna get the chance to tell anyone.	Meaning we're never gonna get to the surface alive... to tell anyone.
so, <u>we know</u>.  we know it went through a black hole.  we saw it.  norman -- when we'd get to the surface, we'd tell someone about the black hole, wouldn't we?  it'd go in some report like some big discovery.  so in fifty years when they build that ship, they'd make precautions for a black hole.  <u>but they didn't</u>.  the called it an unknown entry event.	Meaning we're never gonna get the chance to tell anyone.
so what?	So, <u>we know</u>.  We know it went through a black hole.  We saw it.  Norman -- when we'd get to the surface, we'd tell someone about the black hole, wouldn't we?  It'd go in some report like some big discovery.  So in fifty years when they build that ship, they'd make precautions for a black hole.  <u>But they didn't</u>.  The called it an Unknown Entry Event.
on that flight recorder, they called the black hole an "unknown entry event." they didn't know what a black hole was.  fifty years from now, men are going to build that ship in a very tentative, experimental way, with no knowledge that time travel through a black hole is possible.	So what?
i don't follow you.	On that flight recorder, they called the black hole an "Unknown Entry Event." They didn't know what a black hole was.  Fifty years from now, men are going to build that ship in a very tentative, experimental way, with no knowledge that time travel through a black hole is possible.
a sign that the builders knew time travel through a black hole was possible.	I don't follow you.
not a clue.	A sign that the builders knew time travel through a black hole was possible.
i'm completely serious.  there is something very important missing from that spacecraft.  you know what that is?	Not a clue.
don't be so optomistic, harry.	I'm completely serious.  There is something very important missing from that spacecraft.  You know what that is?
and we're just talking about three- dimensional creatures.  what if it's five or six or seven-dimensional?  so dimensional that we couldn't even see it to kill it.	Good point.  I don't know what you're talking about, but good point.
i mentioned it in my report.  didn't you read the report?	Everything ever written about extra- terrestial life imagines that life is essentially human.  If it doesn't look human, it's a reptile or a big insect or something, having human values, human understanding.
but on the way home, they miss their turn, go too far, into the past.	Our present.
this spacecraft was designed to pick things up.  they see things they want -- these claws go out and bring it in.  they come across this.  this... <u>sphere</u>.  find it interesting, curious.  they draw it inside to take back home.	But on the way home, they miss their turn, go too far, into the past.
which one?  let me get the list out.	This spacecraft was designed to pick things up.  They see things they want -- these claws go out and bring it in.  They come across this.  This... <u>sphere</u>.  Find it interesting, curious.  They draw it inside to take back home.
this answers one of our questions.	Which one?  Let me get the list out.
to what?	Time travel.  A black hole.
our answer.	To what?
nice work, norman.	Whatever I can do to help.
c'mon, norman.	Look, would you --
c'mon.	Wait a second, I --
no, why don't --	C'mon.
go ahead.  ladies first.	No, why don't --
you sound defensive.	I'm fine.
i'm not being defensive.	You sound defensive.
don't be defensive.	I'm not being defensive.
fine.  i'm fine.	Don't be defensive.
you holding up alright?	Fine.  I'm fine.
what?	You holding up alright?
how are you feeling, norman?	What?
don't gimme that psychology bullshit, norman.  psychology isn't a science, it's superstition.  it's a bunch of soft, subjective theories without any hard data to back it up. with an intellect like this, emotions don't mean shit.	It's like showing Leonardo da Vinci a laptop computer.  He'd run screaming "witchcraft".  And you couldn't explain it to him, either. Modems, microchips, particle physics.
good idea, ted.	Thank you.
what'd you say?	"We are friends".
see?  no code.  what'd i say?	Codes are for <u>hiding</u> information.  So it's making a mistake.  It's making a code without intending to.  I figured it's probably substituting numbers for letters...  Then I began to wonder what an alien intelligence would make of our keyboard.  And since we're getting spirals, I imagined the keyboard as a spiral.  So I translated it...
... i asked myself, why would the sphere be using a code?  if you're trying to communicate, why use a code?	See?  No code.  What'd I say?
if it is a message, it's probably a substitution code.  i'll work on it.	Yeah, I'll work on it, too.
well, if it's a discharge --	It's not a discharge.  Right, Edmunds?  You said before, right?  So it's gotta be a message.
salt's good for you, ted.  helps you from getting impotent.	Impotent?  I'm not impotent.
hey, go easy on the salt, will ya? we're not a bunch of icy streets here.	Salt's good for you, Ted.  Helps you from getting impotent.
looks like a design, some writing, maybe.  maybe it was sent to meet the spacecraft with a message.	Look closely.  That isn't writing. Those are grooves.
arrived?  from where?	Not where.  When.  400 years ago.  From our future.
it didn't fly here.  it <u>arrived</u> here.	Arrived?  From where?
please.  it must have flown here --	It didn't fly here.  It <u>arrived</u> here.
meaning it didn't land in the water.	Please.  It must have flown here --
meaning?	Meaning it didn't land in the water.
we take a weeny little wedge, bang on it a couple of times, and bust off a chunk of the metal.  yet any spacecraft -- even at a low velocity, say 200 miles an hour -- crashes into the water -- it's gonna be like hitting concrete, it would crumple like paper.  but there isn't a dent to be seen anywhere.  not even a scratch.	Meaning?
an american spacecraft?  half a mile long?  and buried 400 years?  yeah, good theory, harry.	It's been obvious from the start, hasn't it, Captain?  That's why all the secrecy, why no one was told about it?
if it is an alien spacecraft --	Save your breath.  It's not an alien spacecraft.
do you?	If it is an alien spacecraft --
gimme a minute here... i think i've got it.	Do you?
all the facts you need are right in front of you.	Gimme a minute here... I think I've got it.
think about it.	Unless, this alien spacecraft was -- you know -- somehow presenting itself to Americans in a way that would make us feel comfortable.
why would this ship carry instructions in english?	Think about it.
is it?	Why would this ship carry instructions in English?
but it's impossible.	Is it?
a spacecraft half a mile long -- with 500 tonnes of coral on top of it?  someone went to a lot of trouble.  try again.	But it's impossible.
is it some sort of joke?  like one of those hoaxes?	A spacecraft half a mile long -- with 500 tonnes of coral on top of it?  Someone went to a lot of trouble.  Try again.
you don't think it does?  i think it's rather obvious.	Is it some sort of joke?  Like one of those hoaxes?
english?	That's right.
alot like.  you know, i noticed it before, but i didn't...	Shutup, Ted.  You didn't notice shit. Keep hammering.
easy ted, we're not mining gold.	Gimme some room here, will you?  Back off.  Gimme some space.
it's just like swimming, norman... you know how to swim, don't you?	You're not afraid of the water, are you, Norman?
what is it, harry?	Just one of Norman's many secrets.
she told me what you said, norman.	What is it, Harry?
norman thinks we shouldn't be going down.  thinks it's a mistake.	She told me what you said, Norman.
what does norman already know?	Norman thinks we shouldn't be going down.  Thinks it's a mistake.
to who?  arthur?  nothing.  nothing that norman doesn't already know.	What does Norman already know?
what'd you say to him?	To who?  Arthur?  Nothing.  Nothing that Norman doesn't already know.
what was that, sir?	About the time paradox.  How we were all going to die -- that there was no way we would make it out of here alive --
that whole time -- i couldn't stop thinking of what harry was saying earlier...	What was that, sir?
they're in the sub, sir.  waiting.	That whole time -- I couldn't stop thinking of what Harry was saying earlier...
beth and harry?	They're in the sub, sir.  Waiting.
the others, sir?	Beth and Harry?
how are the others?	The others, sir?
they're topside.  we're ready to take you home, sir.	How are the others?
the ships?	They're topside.  We're ready to take you home, sir.
it's over, sir, the storm has cleared.	The ships?
does this mean what i think it means?	It's over, sir, The storm has cleared.
norman johnson.	Does this mean what I think it means?
you mean they haven't told you yet?	Told me what?
what report?	You mean they haven't told you yet?
by the way sir, i've read your report.  i think it's brilliant.	What report?
really?	By the way sir, I've read your report.  I think it's brilliant.
barnes.  he's very eager to meet you. been calling us every half hour to see if you're arrived.	Really?
captain who?	Barnes.  He's very eager to meet you. Been calling us every half hour to see if you're arrived.
captain barnes wants to see you right away, sir.	Captain who?
this way, sir.	Captain Barnes wants to see you right away, sir.
no, they didn't say --	This way, sir.
no other equipment?  scientific instruments?	No, they didn't say --
just that.  careful, it's heavy.	No other equipment?  Scientific instruments?
any other bags, dr. johnson?	Just that.  Careful, it's heavy.
what the hell would a geologist be doing at a plane crash?	Any other bags, Dr. Johnson?
strange, isn't it?  in the middle of the ocean no less.	What the hell would a geologist be doing at a plane crash?
geologists?  at a plane crash?	Strange, isn't it?  In the middle of the ocean no less.
physicists, mathematicians, geologists, you name it.	Geologists?  At a plane crash?
who's everyone?	Physicists, mathematicians, geologists, you name it.
must be another johnson then.  been flying so many scientists out here -- can't keep everyone straight.	Who's everyone?
know what?	Must be another Johnson then.  Been flying so many scientists out here -- can't keep everyone straight.
you mean you don't know?	Know what?
what report?	You mean you don't know?
huh?	What report?
what report?	Huh?
well, everybody's been talking about that report you wrote.	What report?
you've heard of me?	Well, everybody's been talking about that report you wrote.
oh, so you're that dr. johnson.	You've heard of me?
i'm in psychology.  was.  still am really, just been a while.  i treat aircrash survivors.	Oh, so you're that Dr. Johnson.
jerry isn't hostile, norman.  he said earlier -- we were his friends --	Of course he did.  He's been isloated for 400 years.  He wants someone to talk to.  Look, you put a human being in isolation for four days, they can become neurotic, sometimes psychotic.  We're talking about 400 years here.  An alien that shows emotional responses.  I think we need to address him, before he reacts further.
you think jerry has something to do with what killed edmunds?  with what's out there?	I'm not sure.
has harry spoken with jerry?	Not that I know of.  Why?
barnes didn't know.  couldn't get a reading.	Has Harry spoken with Jerry?
what was it?	Barnes didn't know.  Couldn't get a reading.
frankly, ted, i'd be much happier if jerry was just a cold, emotionless intellect.	Why's that?
you want to put him on your couch, norman.  grill him about his childhood?	When he uses a phrase like "I am Happy", I think we should think twice about what we ask him.
well, he's polite.	Unless it's an act.
well, how about we wait and see what harry comes up with?	Sure, why not.  Give him the trophy. That pretentious son of a bitch.  You heard him, Norman.  All that "someone went to a lot of trouble, try again" bullshit.  And "impotent".  Where does he get off saying I'm impotent?  He's a fucking self-righteous, little prick.
inside the sphere.  look, that's the vertical torso, three legs, two arms.  there's no head, so i'm guessing the creature's head is located within the torso itself, you know?	Well, how about we wait and see what Harry comes up with?
the creature?	Inside the sphere.  Look, that's the vertical torso, three legs, two arms.  There's no head, so I'm guessing the creature's head is located within the torso itself, you know?
don't you see it?  it's a picture of the creature.	The creature?
this is like nursery school.	Don't you see it?  It's a picture of the creature.
try this one.	This is like nursery school.
please, ted.	Try this one.
squint harder.	Please, Ted.
i don't see anything.	Squint harder.
take a look.  i rearranged the numbers.  put 'em up to the light.  go ahead.  squint at it.	I don't see anything.
you mean a picture?	Take a look.  I rearranged the numbers.  Put 'em up to the light.  Go ahead.  Squint at it.
it's not some fucking substitution code, it's a direct visual representation.	You mean a picture?
like what?	It's not some fucking substitution code, it's a direct visual representation.
he's manic, norman.  you know that? this reliance on harry is misplaced. you hear me?  totally misplaced.  he's overlooking things.  obvious things.	Like what?
earth doesn't have a patent on buttons, ted.	Still, make a note I recognized that.
strange, isn't it?  you know -- how it would have a button.	Earth doesn't have a patent on buttons, Ted.
you want me to try?	You're a 53 year old shrink, what are you gonna do?
he wasn't feeling well.	He's a pussy.
i don't know.	They never used to send a Navy car.
was it a military crash?	I don't know.
what?	Was it a military crash?
there's a u.s.  navy car outside, norman.	What?
how are you getting to the airport? you need money for the bus?	There's a U.S.  Navy car outside, Norman.
keep watching the news.  are you watching the news?	How are you getting to the airport? You need money for the bus?
four years of unemployment would look too good on a resume.	Keep watching the news.  Are you watching the news?
four.  four years --	Four years of unemployment would look too good on a resume.
well, i can't imagine five years of unemployment --	Four.  Four years --
don't be so supportive, honey.	Well, I can't imagine five years of unemployment --
in the closet.  i don't understand, norman -- why would they call you?	Don't be so supportive, honey.
he didn't say much at all.  honey --	In the closet.  I don't understand, Norman -- why would they call you?
there's nothing on the news about a crash.  did he say what airline?	He didn't say much at all.  Honey --
you seen my suitcase?	There's nothing on the news about a crash.  Did he say what airline?
what kind of a crash was it?	You seen my suitcase?
we'll be back before you are, old man.	May the Force be with you.
that's straight through the central core... up toward the top of the city... once you've got her, avoid the main transports, they'll shut down immediately.  your only chance is through the service shafts. there are no sensors there... all right now, get going, you don't have time.  i hope you can remember everything.	We'll be back before you are, old man.
there is a greater risk in staying here, you know.  if you don't find the princess, then the whole trip was for nothing... wasn't it?	I'm not going out there.
don't look at me.  i'm just a pilot. i got you here... you've got to do the rest.	There is a greater risk in staying here, you know.  If you don't find the princess, then the whole trip was for nothing... wasn't it?
is that good or bad?	It's not good... unless I could find the Crystal.  Then it could be very good.
darth vader is on this system.  i can feel him.  i can feel the kiber crystal.	Is that good or bad?
... and i want you to start cleaning the equipment out of the scan- shielded compartments.	What do you want with our scan-proof lockers?
i'll get the information.	... and I want you to start cleaning the equipment out of the scan- shielded compartments.
all right then, we'll use your plan.	I'll get the information.
we're going to get in by studying imperial procedures?  i don't like it.	All right then, we'll use your plan.
check your data banks for all the information you have on imperial procedures.  both of you will have to learn...	We're going to get in by studying Imperial procedures?  I don't like it.
we're into the second perimeter. they'll be coming out to blast us shortly.  i was wondering if you had some kind of a plan or are we going to try to blast our way in?	Check your data banks for all the information you have on Imperial procedures.  Both of you will have to learn...
you have your father's style.  you've done very well.	Not bad.
fear is their greatest weapon.	I'm not afraid of anything...
kid, you take the glory and the good intentions and i'll take the reward.	Fear is their greatest weapon.
luke's got a point... ... fear is their greatest defense... i doubt if the actual security there is much greater than on aquilae or sullust, and what there is is most likely directed toward large-scale assault.	This isn't a game, you know.
a million at least... if this robot has information related to the destruction of organa major, you'll be able to name the reward...	Anything I want!  Now that's interesting.
how much do you think she's talking about?	A million at least... If this robot has information related to the destruction of Organa Major, you'll be able to name the reward...
i'm beginning not to like you.	How much do you think she's talking about?
i think there are some things we should talk about.	I'm beginning not to like you.
who's going to pay me then?	I think there are some things we should talk about.
well, for one reason, we don't have your other five thousand.	Who's going to pay me then?
no, not anymore.	I'm not taking you on an impossible search across the galaxy... I was only paid to get you here and now you're here.  I'll take my other five thousand and you're on your own... I'll leave you on the nearest system.
their bases are very well hidden. all the power of the empire can't find them... do you know where they are?	No, not anymore.
we have to find he rebels... what we're carrying belongs to them.	Their bases are very well hidden. All the power of the Empire can't find them... Do you know where they are?
well, i've brought you here.  what now?	We have to find he rebels... What we're carrying belongs to them.
well, now you know... the enemy is on the move.  we haven't much time.	Well, I've brought you here.  What now?
the planet has been totally blown away!  it would have taken a thousand ships with a lot more fire power than i've ever seen... if the empire had a new weapon that could do this... i would have heard something... i'd know about it.	Well, now you know... The enemy is on the move.  We haven't much time.
the empire must have gotten here first.	The planet has been totally blown away!  It would have taken a thousand ships with a lot more fire power than I've ever seen... If the Empire had a new weapon that could do this... I would have heard something... I'd know about it.
well, we'll see...	You might get your stuff together. We'll be coming up on Organa Major soon.
i'm han solo, captain of this vessel.  who's in charge then?	I'm Ben Kenobi.  Luke Starkiller here is leading our expedition.
the kiber crystal.	Keep it with you always.  You'll have more need of it than I.  It will bring the Force to you.  You've already learned to feel it... Now you must learn to use it.
you go after the princess. i am an old man and would be of little help.  i must try to find the crystal.	I'm not going alone!
what about the princess?	You go after the princess. I am an old man and would be of little help.  I must try to find the Crystal.
see, once you let yourself go you can do it.  you'll get it.	I don't get it, but I guess I did block it.
stop thinking, and start feeling. let yourself go.	See, once you let yourself go you can do it.  You'll get it.
i can't do it.  i'll get hit.	Stop thinking, and start feeling. Let yourself go.
try to feel it.  use the force...	I can't do it.  I'll get hit.
i can't see!  how can i fight?	Try to feel it.  Use the Force...
you mean we should go after her!...	I didn't say that, but it appears to be a logical alternative.
but she is the only link between us and the hidden bases.	You mean we should go after her!...
what is it?	He can't find Organa Major.
what do i do?	All you have to do is lose your thinking self.  Don't focus on anything.  Let your body do your thinking... You have to learn to act on what you feel, not what you think ... If I had the crystal, it would be much easier.  You could feel the Force immediately... but for now, let yourself go.  You'll pick it up... and someday you'll have no need for that pistol either.
i rarely use it any more.  i have the force.  the force is more powerful than any pistol.  you shouldn't put too much faith in that weapon.  work on becoming aware of the force... learn to feel its presence within you.  try to sense what it's telling you.  it's the only thing you can rely on.	What do I do?
are you sure you don't need it?	I rarely use it any more.  I have the Force.  The Force is more powerful than any pistol.  You shouldn't put too much faith in that weapon.  Work on becoming aware of the Force... learn to feel its presence within you.  Try to sense what it's telling you.  It's the only thing you can rely on.
are you all right?	Yes... the Force... something horrible has happened.  I couldn't see what it was, or where it was, but it was terrible... terrible beyond description... the cry of millions dying at once.
keep away, i'm fine, i'm fine.	Are you all right?
what's wrong?  what's happening?	Keep away, I'm fine, I'm fine.
these are doubtful times.  the empire has grown bold in its disregard of the...	What's wrong?  What's happening?
but she's a member of the twelve families.  how can they hold her?	These are doubtful times.  The Empire has grown bold in its disregard of the...
i doubt it.  it would be foolish for the rebel forces to come out of hiding. i know your feelings.  you'd best forget them.  it's for your own good. there will be no saving her from the prisons of alderaan.  it's the heart of the sith.  the bogan force is the most heavy there.	But she's a member of The Twelve Families.  How can they hold her?
when we get artoo's message to them, you think they'll try to rescue the princess?	I doubt it.  It would be foolish for the rebel forces to come out of hiding. I know your feelings.  You'd best forget them.  It's for your own good. There will be no saving her from the prisons of Alderaan.  It's the heart of the Sith.  The Bogan Force is the most heavy there.
this is the last place.  shouldn't we just take what we can get and think of something else?	He's bluffing...
we don't have that kind of money. how much do you think i can get for the speeder?	Five, maybe.  Let me handle it.
like bogan weather, or bogan times. i thought that was just a saying.	There are two halves of the Force of Others.  One is positive and will help you if you learn how to use it.  But the others half will kill you if you aren't careful.  This negative side of the Force is called the Bogan, which is where the expression came from, and it is the part that is used by the Dark Lords to destroy their opponents.  Both halves are always present.  The Force is on your right, the Bogan is on your left.  The Kiber Crystal can amplify either one.  The Crystal Darth stole was the last one in the possession of the Jedi.  When he joined the Sith, the power of the Dark Lords was completed.
they use the bogan force.	Like Bogan weather, or bogan times. I thought that was just a saying.
do the sith know the ways of the force?	They use the Bogan Force.
yes.  it was a black day.  one of my disciple's took the crystal and became a sith lord.  it was a black day.  the few crystals that remain are in the possession of the sith lords on alderaan.  that's how they've become so powerful.	Do the Sith know the ways of the Force?
that's where my father was killed.	Yes.  It was a black day.  One of my disciple's took the crystal and became a Sith Lord.  It was a black day.  The few crystals that remain are in the possession of the Sith Lords on Alderaan.  That's how they've become so powerful.
i had one, but it was taken at the battle of condawn...	That's where my father was killed.
don't you have a kiber crystal?	I had one, but it was taken at the battle of Condawn...
when a creature dies, the force it generated remains.  the force is all around us.  it can be collected and transmitted through the use of a kiber crystal.  it's the only way to amplify the power of the force within you.	Don't you have a Kiber crystal?
how can you store an energy field within you?	When a creature dies, the force it generated remains.  The Force is all around us.  It can be collected and transmitted through the use of a Kiber crystal.  It's the only way to amplify the power of the Force within you.
a jedi's power is measured by the amount of the force that is stored within him, and i have little of the force left in me.	How can you store an energy field within you?
but you're still a powerful jedi. you don't need my help.	A Jedi's power is measured by the amount of the Force that is stored within him, and I have little of the Force left in me.
luke, i'm coming along to do what i can, but i'm tired and i'm depending on you to get us through.	But you're still a powerful Jedi. You don't need my help.
what do you mean?	It means you'd better get some rest. We'll be leaving for Mos Eisley first thing in the morning.  The trip will be difficult and dangerous, but it's the only spaceport with ships large enough to get us to Organa Major.  Now go on!
that is not a human decision, not your or mine.	What do you mean?
could i learn to feel it?	That is not a human decision, not your or mine.
it surrounds you and radiates from you.  a jedi can feel it flowing from him...  ... from here!	Could I learn to feel it?
you mean i generate an energy field?	It surrounds you and radiates from you.  A Jedi can feel it flowing from him...  ... from here!
let's just say the force is something a jedi warrior deals with.  it is an energy field in oneself, a power that controls ones acts, yet obeys ones commands.  it is nothing, yet it makes marvels appear before your very eyes. all living things generate this force field, even you.	You mean I generate an energy field?
my father used to talk about the force of others.  but he never told me what it was...	Let's just say the Force is something a Jedi Warrior deals with.  It is an energy field in oneself, a power that controls ones acts, yet obeys ones commands.  It is nothing, yet it makes marvels appear before your very eyes. All living things generate this Force field, even you.
you were right.  it is my responsibility.  the force of others brought the message to you and then it brought you to me.	My father used to talk about the Force of Others.  But he never told me what it was...
but the sith lords are involved! whatever information this r-2 unit is carrying, it must be awfully important.  they're probably looking for him... i'm no match for the sith. this is a jedi's work.  this is your responsibility!	Not any more!
i already know you think you're worthless.  i recommend you learn to think of yourself in a better light, for what you believe you are is what you become.  i haven't been involved in anything like this for many years.	But the Sith Lords are involved! Whatever information this R-2 unit is carrying, it must be awfully important.  They're probably looking for him... I'm no match for the Sith. This is a Jedi's work.  This is your responsibility!
but you must!  i can't do it alone. i'm not at all like my father.  i'd never make it.	I already know you think you're worthless.  I recommend you learn to think of yourself in a better light, for what you believe you are is what you become.  I haven't been involved in anything like this for many years.
i'm afraid i've gotten too old for this sort of thing.	But you must!  I can't do it alone. I'm not at all like my father.  I'd never make it.
i know your intentions.  i probably know much more about you than you realize.  in many ways you're a lot like your father.  he was an indulgent man, but a clever warrior.  now what brings you out here?	My father told me many stories about you.  He said if I was ever in trouble, to come here... I need your help.
i assure you my intentions weren't bad.	I know your intentions.  I probably know much more about you than you realize.  In many ways you're a lot like your father.  He was an indulgent man, but a clever warrior.  Now what brings you out here?
you could put it that way.	I assure you my intentions weren't bad.
you saw through me?	You could put it that way.
i know that.	You saw through me?
i... i'm not a bendu officer.  i'm not even a startrooper.	I know that.
but you are... i know your 'diary of the clone wars' by heart.  my father...	I... I'm not a Bendu Officer.  I'm not even a startrooper.
i know who you are.  stand up so that we can talk properly.  you're embarrassing me.  i'm not that important.	But you are... I know your 'Diary of the Clone Wars' by heart.  My father...
i am the son of annikin starkiller.	I know who you are.  Stand up so that we can talk properly.  You're embarrassing me.  I'm not that important.
i don't see why.  i don't believe we've ever met.	I am the son of Annikin Starkiller.
you're general kenobi?!?  the jedi knight!  the commander of the white legions?	I'm afraid it's been a long time since the White Legions roamed the stars.  But I have the memories.
you might say i'm part of the landscape here.  they call me ben kenobi.	You're General Kenobi?!?  The Jedi knight!  The commander of the White Legions?
who are you anyway?	You might say I'm part of the landscape here.  They call me Ben Kenobi.
oh, so you're a warrior then?	Of course.  I'm a Bendu officer.
i'm luke starkiller, guardian of the bendu.	Oh, so you're a warrior then?
couldn't we have tried to think of something else first!	You're lucky those Tuskens didn't boil you before they hung you out to dry.  They're not the friendly sort. You'd best be moving on before they come back.
sorry, but that was the only way to get you down.	Couldn't we have tried to think of something else first!
what do you mean, 'good morning'? do you mean that it is a good morning for you, or do you wish me a good morning, although it is obvious i'm not having one, or do you find that mornings in general are good?	All of them altogether. You seem to have gotten yourself into a fine mess!  What happened?
good morning!	What do you mean, 'good morning'? Do you mean that it is a good morning for you, or do you wish me a good morning, although it is obvious I'm not having one, or do you find that mornings in general are good?
at least you're doing something... i'd give anything to be in your position.	Just be warned, that things aren't always as they seem... especially the starforce recruiting posters.
the academy is fantastic... of course, they won't teach you anything about flying you don't already know.  most of the instructors are very conservative pilots.  you can fly circles around them... but there is a lot on the scientific side that is down-right amazing, and you get a lot of discipline... but after you graduate, don't join the star force -- go free-lance.  it's the only way to get into the action... i can't wait until my hitch is up.	At least you're doing something... I'd give anything to be in your position.
but you always said things were so great at the academy... what happened?	The academy is fantastic... Of course, they won't teach you anything about flying you don't already know.  Most of the instructors are very conservative pilots.  You can fly circles around them... but there is a lot on the scientific side that is down-right amazing, and you get a lot of discipline... but after you graduate, don't join the star force -- go free-lance.  It's the only way to get into the action... I can't wait until my hitch is up.
i'll tell you, luke, and this is between you and me.  the star force isn't all it's cracked up to be. frankly, it's a bore, and it's going to stay that way as long as this system is neutral...	But you always said things were so great at the academy... What happened?
that's no battle, kid... they're just sitting there!	But there was a lot of firing earlier...
of course, where you been kid?	You look great!  The uniform and everything!
yes, sir, but i can get him...	Forget it, son.
blue five, break off your cover attack.  it's too late.  make your own run on the exhaust port.  do you copy, luke?	Yes, sir, but I can get him...
what's that?	Blue Five, break off your cover attack.  It's too late.  Make your own run on the exhaust port.  Do you copy, Luke?
i'm right behind you, blue leader.	What's that?
blue five, does that glare bother you?	I've got it blocked.  I'm all right.
six hours, huh?  well, that's your ship there.  you're blue five.  you stay glued to me.  i don't want any independent operations out there. personally i think it's foolish for them to be sending fresh kids out on a job like this.  this is no joy ride we're going on.	Yes, sir.
yes, sir.  i was considered one of the best bush pilots on sullust. i've also had six hours on the t-2.	Six hours, huh?  Well, that's your ship there.  You're blue five.  You stay glued to me.  I don't want any independent operations out there. Personally I think it's foolish for them to be sending fresh kids out on a job like this.  This is no joy ride we're going on.
have you been checked out?	Yes, sir.  I was considered one of the best bush pilots on Sullust. I've also had six hours on the T-2.
yes, sir.	Have you been checked out?
you're starkiller?	Yes, sir.
we don't get many visitors.  let's take a look at it.	Send out a boarding party.  Full assault gear.
as close as we can make out, it appears to be a corellian gypsy vessel... it's not under power.	Send one squad up.
i'll make a report later.	As close as we can make out, it appears to be a Corellian gypsy vessel... It's not under power.
should we alert the sith lords?	I'll make a report later.
alert squad five, but hold them until we know what it is.	Should we alert the Sith Lords?
no reply on any circuits... it's drifting on a point twenty-seven skew.  it's not close enough to identify.	Alert squad five, but hold them until we know what it is.
what about us?  are we to wait forever?  is our reward to be blown to bits on this forsaken system, while your fleet mounts some suicidal attack on that death star? part of my reward is that i be around to spend it.	I have little time for your mercenary concerns, but I am grateful for the service you have given to our cause.  What is your price?
we must hurry to the base.  we have little time before the death star arrives.	I'd like to get paid before that eventually.  I don't plan to stick around for the fireworks.
did it occur to you they might find us?	We must hurry to the base.  We have little time before the Death Star arrives.
i don't see how we're going to find anything out here.  this terrain is hopeless.	Did it occur to you they might find us?
the fourth moon of yavin.  i've given the coordinates to chewbacca.	I'd better go see how he's doing.
where are you taking us now anyway?	The fourth moon of Yavin.  I've given the coordinates to Chewbacca.
we captured the plans in a raid on the imperial shipyards, but we fell under attack before i could get the data to safety, so i hid it in this artoo unit and sent him off.	Where are you taking us now anyway?
the plans and specifications to a battle station with enough fire power to destroy an entire system... our only hope in destroying it is to find its weakness, which we will determine from the data i stored in artoo.	We captured the plans in a raid on the Imperial shipyards, but we fell under attack before I could get the data to safety, so I hid it in this Artoo unit and sent him off.
what's that little 'droid' carrying that's so blasted important?	The plans and specifications to a battle station with enough fire power to destroy an entire system... Our only hope in destroying it is to find its weakness, which we will determine from the data I stored in Artoo.
when artoo has been safely delivered to my forces, you get your reward. you have my guarantee.	What's that little 'droid' carrying that's so blasted important?
then i think we're due the reward you offered... and it had better be substantial after what we've been through.	When Artoo has been safely delivered to my forces, you get your reward. You have my guarantee.
all the data banks in artoo are still secure.	Then I think we're due the reward you offered... and it had better be substantial after what we've been through.
there are only three or four left.	Chewbacca, it's time we showed them this isn't the regulation F8-88 Cargo Trawler.
here come six more... grid two!	Was this trip really necessary?
yes, your highness. i'll let you open it then.  it won't be too long before they figure out what happened to us.  this has turned into a brilliant escape!	It could be worse...
put that thing away or you're going to get us all killed.	Yes, your highness. I'll let you open it then.  It won't be too long before they figure out what happened to us.  This has turned into a brilliant escape!
i noticed you were having some problems, blue five... i thought i'd help.	Thanks, old buddy.  I'll be with you in a second.
you're a good pilot... i've learned a lot from you... i wish you...	I know, but the chances for survival here just aren't great enough in my book.  I've got what I came for. Now I've got to get back to my ship.
they must be shielded somehow.  i'm sure the base is there.	Well, if it's not, we'll be facing that Death Star all by our lonesome.
i don't pick up any life form concentration down there.  she'd better be right.	They must be shielded somehow.  I'm sure the base is there.
get to the ship!	Come back here... Where are you going?
it's only light that doesn't affect it.  solid things, like rocks, can hurt it!  fire above him!	Move out of the way!
watch it!  move back.	Get Chewbacca.  Try to get around it. I'll draw it away.
is he afraid of the water?	No, he smells something... but we haven't time to worry about it now.
i think she's going to be all right.	Not if this tunnel deadends.
let's try this way!  holy maker.	See Threepio, come in, See Threepio. I wonder where they are??  See Threepio...
something has happened to them. let's try this way...	Let's try this way!  Holy Maker.
why didn't you say so before.	I think I did.
this isn't going to work.	Why didn't you say so before.
between his howling and your blasting everything in sight, the entire city is going to know we're here.	Good!  I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around.
you're good with 'remotes,' but how are you against something living?	I don't know... I've never fought anyone.
well, i practice a lot...	You're good with 'remotes,' but how are you against something living?
maybe the fact that no one would go there voluntarily could help us. they probably don't think anyone would dare try.	Don't you believe it.
no, it's impossible... no one, and i mean no one would venture anywhere near the alderaan system... i'm a free booter, not revolutionary.  you're aboard the wrong ship, son!	Maybe the fact that no one would go there voluntarily could help us. They probably don't think anyone would dare try.
maybe you should just drop us off. i'm sure we can find someone willing to take the risk.	All right, all right! You've got a ship!  But where do we go from here?  They probably took her to find the hidden bases... I don't see how we can find the rebels before she breaks.  The Empire has already beat us out.
you can't!  we've come this far.  we must find them...	Why?
i found it... it's just not there.	What are you saying?
you don't believe in the force?	Sorcery!  I believe in myself... I determine my destiny, not some mystical energy field.
i'd keep that thing close just in case, if i were you... i've been around from one end of the galaxy to the other and believe me this force of others stuff may make for good religion, but there is no substitute for a good weapon at your side.	You don't believe in the Force?
who's the pilot?	It's automatic.
you got yourself a ship.  we can leave as soon as you're ready.	We have a little business to take care of first, but it shouldn't take long. We'll be back shortly.
organa major is a rebel system. there will be quite a few starfleet patrols between here and there... it could be a little tricky if you want to avoid them... ten thousand.	That's pretty steep.  We'd like to talk it over first.
the... ah door's jammed.  give us a few minutes to get it fixed.	Who is this?  What's your operating...
with four casualties?!	The... ah door's jammed.  Give us a few minutes to get it fixed.
no need, everything's under control.	With four casualties?!
we'll send a squad up.	No need, everything's under control.
a wookiee broke loose up here, but we've subdued him... there is a lot of damage, and three, no four, casualties...	We'll send a squad up.
no!...	It would be much easier if you were to tell us where the outposts are... Otherwise we'll be forced to destroy every suspicious system... What a waste...
it's too late... we already tested it on organa major.  it appears your data never got through.	No!...
they'll find its weakness.	It's too late... We already tested it on Organa Major.  It appears your data never got through.
the 'death star' has become operational.  there is no force in the universe that can stop us now.	They'll find its weakness.
you'll get no information from me. you have no authority... the council can't hold me!	It appears your ship had an accident. I will see to it that your death is duely reported.  There will be no one to save you this time.
enough!  i already know about the data you've intercepted, but its' too late.  whatever information you've gathered will be destroyed... you will come to know such suffering as only the master of the bogan force can provide...	You'll get no information from me. You have no authority... the council can't hold me!
i... i don't know.  i guess i never thought about it... i just want to help.  i want to be in on the attack. i want my own ship.	If you're as good a pilot as you are a swordsman... We're the ones who have been rewarded.
and you?	I... I don't know.  I guess I never thought about it... I just want to help.  I want to be in on the attack. I want my own ship.
are there medical facilities on yavin?	He'll be well cared for.
i am luke starkiller at your service.	There'll be time for that later. Now let's get out of here.
what is it?  what's going on?  where are we?	You're safe.  We've come to get you out of here... Just relax.
you used my savings!  you stole my savings.  if my father were here...	Your father's dead.  Don't ever forget who's taking care of you, giving you food, giving you shelter, and giving you the allowance in the first place. If you plan to work at the academy the way you work around here, you won't last very long.  I don't want another word.  Finish your dinner, then finish cleaning those 'droids.'
i said we'd see.  and as it is, i was forced to borrow your academy savings to buy the new 'droids.'  when you've saved it up again, i'll let you go.	You used my savings!  You stole my savings.  If my father were here...
but you promised!  i've saved enough money and now you have the extra help ... you promised!	I said we'd see.  And as it is, I was forced to borrow your academy savings to buy the new 'droids.'  When you've saved it up again, I'll let you go.
you'll check the condensing unit first... and you're not going to bed until those 'droids' are completely cleaned up...	But you promised!  I've saved enough money and now you have the extra help ... you promised!
i will, but i'll have enough time to transmit my application first.	You'll check the condensing unit first... and you're not going to bed until those 'droids' are completely cleaned up...
first thing tomorrow morning you're going to check those condensing units on the south ridge.	I will, but I'll have enough time to transmit my application first.
thank you, sir.  your kindness is greatly appreciated, but if it's at all possible, artoo and i would like to remain in your service.	I'd consider it an honor.
are you there, sir?  we're going...	Threepio!  Shut down all garbage mashers on your level... Do you copy?? Threepio, shut down all garbage...
holy maker, threepio.  i forgot...	Are you there, sir?  We're going...
wait a minute, slow down!... that's better.  they're where?  they what? they are?  oh, no! we're going to be mashed into conduit before this is over...	See Threepio!  Do you copy?
for the moment.  we're in the main hangar.  artoo is trying to plug into the system now.	Good.  We're right above you.  Stand by.
are you safe?	For the moment.  We're in the main hangar.  Artoo is trying to plug into the system now.
i'm afraid we're not plugged in at the moment, sir.  we've had some problems.	Are you safe?
you're back.  what happened?  never mind.  what's going on?	I'm afraid we're not plugged in at the moment, sir.  We've had some problems.
i read you sir.	You're back.  What happened?  Never mind.  What's going on?
see threepio... do you copy?	I read you sir.
level five, detention block a-23, cell 2187.  she's still alive...	Send feed-back into the control sensors in that Detention block.
let him have it.  you're winning anyway.  it doesn't make any difference.	I know, sir, but it's the principle of the thing.
sir, i have a couple of extra circuits.  perhaps they might bring something.	Well, ask him.  Tell him we need five thousand.
i think we're going to need them. blast it!	Sir, I have a couple of extra circuits.  Perhaps they might bring something.
i can't make it.  you go on, master luke.  it doesn't make sense for you to risk yourself on my account.  i'm done for.	No, you're not.  What kind of talk is that...
can you stand?  we've got to get out of here before those tuskens come back.	I can't make it.  You go on, master Luke.  It doesn't make sense for you to risk yourself on my account.  I'm done for.
what happened?  i'm sorry, sir, i must have taken a bad step...	Can you stand?  We've got to get out of here before those Tuskens come back.
if you don't mind my saying so, sir, i don't see how anyone could live in this forsaken place.	Well, I don't know what to do now. We'll just have to head inland and see if we can't find a settlement.
according to my father's tapes, this is the spot where general kenobi lives, but the instruments just don't match up with the landscape... there is no doubt about it, we're lost...	If you don't mind my saying so, sir, I don't see how anyone could live in this forsaken place.
tell me where you've been.  i am going to become a startrooper and fight in the wars.  my father was a jedi!  were you in many battles?	Several, I think.  There is not much to tell.  I'm not much more than an interpreter, and not very good at telling stories, not at making them interesting anyway...
that's how we came to be in your service, if you take my meaning...	Tell me where you've been.  I am going to become a startrooper and fight in the wars.  My father was a Jedi!  Were you in many battles?
you've been in the counter wars?... against the empire?	That's how we came to be in your service, if you take my meaning...
indeed, sir, sometimes i'm amazed we're in as good shape as we are, what with the rebellion and all...	You've been in the Counter Wars?... Against the Empire?
there's a lot of carbon scoring here. it looks like you boys have seen a lot of action...	Indeed, sir, sometimes I'm amazed we're in as good shape as we are, what with the rebellion and all...
thank you, sir.  i'm see threepio, human cyborg relations, and this is my counterpart, artoo detoo.	There's a lot of carbon scoring here. It looks like you boys have seen a lot of action...
that's all right.  there is nothing anyone can do about it.  you can call me luke.	Thank you, sir.  I'm See Threepio, Human Cyborg relations, and this is my counterpart, Artoo Detoo.
i'm sorry, sir, i'm only a 'droid,' and not very knowledgeable of such things... not on this system anyway. as a matter of fact, i'm not even sure which system we're on.	That's all right.  There is nothing anyone can do about it.  You can call me Luke.
not unless you could get me into the military academy at anchorhead.	I'm sorry, sir, I'm only a 'droid,' and not very knowledgeable of such things... not on this system anyway. As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure which system we're on.
saddle up, roughnecks !	You heard the Lieutenant ! On the bounce, troopers !
mr. barcalow, save power, don't waste it on workers... ace, tell aardvark we're on our way...	Yes, sir !
got it. fleet tactical wants to know where they can deploy the skimmers.	Down there on the flats, eh ? Listen up, Roughnecks ! Our primary objective is to assist our friends from the Fleet...
we'll take this high ground. lookouts there and therte and up there. if the bugs come upstairs in this neighbor-hood, we'll be the first to know.	Got it. Fleet tactical wants to know where they can deploy the skimmers.
we're the old men, ace.	We'll take this high ground. Lookouts there and therte and up there. If the bugs come upstairs in this neighbor-hood, we'll be the first to know.
we got reinforced. most of'em just got outa boot...	We're the old men, Ace.
jeez, we musta killed a million already...!	Not enough, I guess.
no way. big k taught me i ain't executive material.	What about it, Diz ?
he was our teacher... he was great.	Yeah, well, I hear he's a real nutbuster.
dizzy says you two knew this rasczak character in buenos aires...	He was our teacher... He was great.
lieutenant's bought the farm. where's the sarge...?	I didn't see him !
mobile infantery rules !	Death to all bugs !
no, this hurts.	YAAAAAAAA !
i say we all go to the laser parlor and get cut together.	What do I want with a scar ?
i joined up for her. i wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for her. i'm a fool.	You made squad leader on your own, and, hey, you still got me to kick around.
whad'ya talkin  about ?	I joined up for her. I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for her. I'm a fool.
it's what i deserve.	Whad'ya talkin  about ?
funny how they always want to be your friends after they kick your guts out.	It's what I deserve.
our love will grow, dear, year by year...	Bye ! Write me ! I'm gonna kill you guys !
oh, yeah ? i don't see anyone else here with the chops to lead.	Well, maybe you better look again.
wanting it doesn't make you the best one for the job.	Oh, yeah ? I don't see anyone else here with the chops to lead.
you rich kids... are all the same !	It isn't about rich... It's about who's best...!
something... i've got...you don't.	You rich kids... are all the same !
what makes you think... you'll make... squad leader, rico ?	Something... I've got...you don't.
what an honor...	Hey, don't laugh. Everyone oughta have a friend like me !
you got some guts for a rich kid. i guess you and me could be buddies.	What an honor...
sorry, son. i can't do it. you signed the 1240/a. it would be illegal.	Sir, i know it was wrong. I didn't learn from one mistake and I made another, sir.  Sir, my family... my whole family was in Buenos Aires, sir.
sir, i wish to reconsider my request to drop out, sir.	Sorry, son. I can't do it. You signed the 1240/A. It would be illegal.
do you freely admit to the charges made against you ?	Sir... I guess I do, sir.
then why did you order your man to remove his helmet during a live fire exercise ?	Sir, I needed everyone in my squad operational, sir... I... I wanted to win, sir.
sir, no, sir.	Then why did you order your man to remove his helmet during a live fire exercise ?
are you rated to repair a marauder power suit, rico ?	Sir, no, sir.
sir, yes, sir. breckinridge reported a helmet malfunction, and i asked him to show it to me, sir.	Are you rated to repair a Marauder power suit, Rico ?
rico, did you give the recruit permission to remove his helmet ?	Sir, yes, sir. Breckinridge reported a helmet malfunction, and I asked him to show it to me, sir.
you always told me you couldn't do human...	I can't... but like I told you, it's a number's game. The Federation needs all the pilots it can get...
i hear they need a new lieutenant... want the job ?	I'll take it... until I get killed or you find someone better.
the roughnecks are always ready, sir.	I hear they need a new Lieutenant... Want the job ?
hope you're ready for more. we're going back to p to capture that brain.	The Roughnecks are always ready, sir.
didn't they tell you, colonel ? that's what cap troopres are good for.	Hope you're ready for more. We're going back to P to capture that Brain.
you don't approve. well, too bad. we're in this for the species, boys and girls. it's simple numbers, they have more, and everyday i have to make decisions that send hundreds of people like you to their deaths.	Didn't they tell you, Colonel ? That's what cap troopres are good for.
bugs laid a trap, didn't they ?	Elegant proof of intelligence, isn't it ? We thought there might be a brain on P.
johnny, i'm sorry it had to be your unit on planet p. that mission had a very low survival probability...	Bugs laid a trap, didn't they ?
please continue, sergeant.	Dizzy wouldn't want our tears. She'd want us to remember her... with a vengeance. So go out and kill a bug for Dizzy. Kill as many as you can. You are her revenge, and every bug you kill honors her death.
i don't believe it !	I got Games & Theory.
all i know is carmen's going to be a citizen, and i don't think it'll work out for us if i'm not.	Love... how excruciatingly pathetic. Now try and pay attention.
if you can't do those numbers, you haven't got a chance.	All I know is Carmen's going to be a citizen, and I don't think it'll work out for us if I'm not.
eight point... no, uh, seven...	If you can't do those numbers, you haven't got a chance.
only 1 in 14 male applicants make it through stellar navigation. so what do you think your chances are ?	Eight point... no, uh, seven...
i'm eighteen. it's my decision, i think i'd make a pretty good pilot. i've good great reflexes. you need that for maneuvering, you know.	Only 1 in 14 male applicants make it through stellar navigation. So what do you think your chances are ?
your father will never let you.	I'm eighteen. It's my decision, I think I'd make a pretty good pilot. I've good great reflexes. You need that for maneuvering, you know.
i've been thinking about applying for federal service, too. fleet, maybe.	Your father will never let you.
passport to the universe. who wouldn't want that ?	I've been thinking about applying for Federal Service, too. Fleet, maybe.
ten of clubs. you still gonna sign up for starside r&d ?	Passport to the Universe. Who wouldn't want that ?
how do you make him do that ?	I gave him the impression that there was a fly crawling up my mom's leg. He is going to go eat it.
statistically speaking you should've accidentally guessed right by know.	In addition to "psychic dolt" this test also proves I'm unlucky ? Two of hearts.
ace of spades.	Statistically speaking you should've accidentally guessed right by know.
don't think about it... go on instinct.	Ace of spades.
yeah, but i want carmen.	You got it bad.
don't have to... some mating semaphore is pretty hard to miss.	Yeah, but I want Carmen.
did you read her mind ?	Don't have to... Some mating semaphore is pretty hard to miss.
others are waiting.	Did you read her mind ?
what's the hurry ?	Others are waiting.
you still haven't kissed her yet ? don't lie.	What's the hurry ?
just giving you something to remember me by, baby.	Zander, no...!
zander, what are you doing ?	Just giving you something to remember me by, baby.
it wasn't luck. rico ignored the mission objective to rescue you...	Is it true ?
i thought i was dead. lucky for me you jokers showed up, eh ?	It wasn't luck. Rico ignored the mission objective to rescue you...
i don't know, zander.	I do.
how do you feel about him now ?	I don't know, Zander.
yeah.	How do you feel about him now ?
that girl who died on the way up ...his girl ?	Yeah.
a funeral.	That girl who died on the way up ...his girl ?
where are you going ?	A funeral.
no, i... oh, zander, i'm a fool.	You're upset, that's alright.
please, i... everybody's lost someone by now. this shouldn't be any different...	No, I... Oh, Zander, I'm a fool.
i'm sorry, carmen.	Please, I... Everybody's lost someone by now. This shouldn't be any different...
excuse me...!	I'm sorry, Carmen.
carmen...?	Excuse me...!
no, funny there's almost no wounded at all.	Hey, bugs don't take prisoners.
i'm not kidding. marriage is -	No, funny there's almost no wounded at all.
funny...	I'm not kidding. Marriage is -
fleet encourages marriages among flight officers. you'd probably get a promotion out of it.	Funny...
so who's got time to get married ?	Fleet encourages marriages among flight officers. You'd probably get a promotion out of it.
so ?	So who's got time to get married ?
there's a war on. i want a command, i want my own ship, you do, too...	So ?
if we're gonna be a team, why not be a real team ?	There's a war on. I want a command, I want my own ship, you do, too...
you weren't thinking...you were dreaming !	If we're gonna be a team, why not be a real team ?
i was thinking. maybe we should get married, carmen.	You weren't thinking...you were dreaming !
let's disregaed rank... everybody hear that ? rank is not an issue here.	Zander, please... Let's go !
johnny, wait...	Forget it, Carmen. The Mobile Infantery does a thankless, dirty job, so they naturally tend to be short-tempered, thoughtless and rude.
everything coposetic, lieutenant ?	Zander, you remember Johnny ? Zander and I are a flight team now.
there ! gravity field... it's big !	It looks like an... asteroid.
where is it ?	THERE ! GRAVITY FIELD... IT'S BIG !
i want to be part of the best flight team in the fleet...	Me, too... Day and Night-Cycle.
she got a command... and she thinks we oughta team up officially and crew for her. she thinks we're good together.	You and me, huh ?
don't mess with the boss. so what'd the captain say ?	She got a command... and she thinks we oughta team up officially and crew for her. She thinks we're good together.
well, whad'ya know...	Don't mess with the boss. So what'd the captain say ?
don't change the subject. am i right ?	Well, whad'ya know...
you know i was talking to captain, deladier, and she said...	Don't change the subject. Am I right ?
hey, check it.	You know I was talking to Captain, Deladier, and she said...
three weeks aboard a starship and you know it all, huh ?	Hey, check it.
no, i replotted the course. it's more efficient this way.	Three weeks aboard a starship and you know it all, huh ?
profile's wrong... there.	No, I replotted the course. It's more efficient this way.
oh, i don't know... depends on who you are spending it with.	Profile's wrong... there.
thanks. you read my mind. third watch always seems to last forever.	Oh, I don't know... Depends on who you are spending it with.
they revoke our flight status.	Oh, I see... teamwork.
or...?	They revoke our flight status.
twenty-five by five, roll seven. and don't exceed port speed.	Or...?
oh, yes, sir. vector ?	Twenty-five by five, roll seven. And don't exceed port speed.
this isn't simulation anymore. take'er out easy, cadet.	Oh, yes, sir. Vector ?
in simulation, my supervisors could never keep up.	This isn't simulation anymore. Take'er out easy, cadet.
it's amazing, us running into each other like this. maybe it's fate.	Maybe not. I heard about this crazy girl coming through the academy, solid math, a little wild on the stick, but a natural. When it turned out it was you, I made sure we'd run into each other...
assistant insructor... you must be some kind of a hot stick. should i call you "sir" ?	Only when I give you an order.
i'm the guy who's gonna teach you to fly this crate.	Assistant insructor... You must be some kind of a hot stick. Should I call you "sir" ?
hey ! what are you doing here ?	I'm the guy who's gonna teach you to fly this crate.
johnny, this is zander.	Yeah, we know each other from the game. No hard feeling, eh, chum ?
i'm all ears.	Don't you have to finish the game ?
everyone is going to the dance. aren't you ?	I don't know. It's my last night as acivilian. I ship out for Tereshkova tomorrow.
so what are you doing later ?	Everyone is going to the dance. Aren't you ?
i'm getting better.	So what are you doing later ?
are you alright ?	I'm getting better.
which way ?	Up. We gotta be near A Company by now.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa !	We've gotta go get her !
take care, wilya johnny ?	See you on the bounce !
well, look at this. the three of us back together again.	How are you, Carl ?
almost got knocked out of the sky over big k.	I like it. It's kinda...you.
what happened to your eye ?	Almost got knocked out of the sky over Big K.
you look so... i don't know, you look like you've really been in it.	What happened to your eye ?
that was just a mix up.	You look so... I don't know, you look like you've really been in it.
i thought you were kia, johnny...	That was just a mix up.
no, i think something's up. the sky marshall's here.	I thought you were KIA, Johnny...
we gotta choke on the mud and the blood and fleet can't be bothered to spit.	No, I think something's up. The Sky Marshall's here.
...i'm sorry.	We gotta choke on the mud and the blood and Fleet can't be bothered to spit.
johnny...! i thought you were dead !	I'm not, but alot of my soldiers are. Glass the planet !
what's wrong with you ?	Hey, it's just a vestigal response to procreation... bitch.
should i be ?	Johnny... Life is so different from the way it was. One day you'll see what I did was best for both of us.
you don't look very happy to see me.	Should I be ?
i try just to be happy i'm still alive.	You don't look very happy to see me.
it's funny. sometimes i forget. then it hits me, and i can't stop crying.	I try just to be happy I'm still alive.
it's alright, i guess. you hear from anyone made it out of b.a. alive ?	It's funny. Sometimes I forget. Then it hits me, and I can't stop crying.
what do you think ? everyone did it when we got our wings. you don't like it, do you ?	It's alright, I guess. You hear from anyone made it out of B.A. alive ?
what happened to your hair ?	What do you think ? Everyone did it when we got our wings. You don't like it, do you ?
shhhh...!	I'm glad you're doing so well. If they haven't made you squad leader by now, I'm sure you will.
do you mean it ?	I said it. Isn't that enough ? Don't forget to write !
alright, i love you.	Do you mean it ?
com'on, just say it. try it on for size.	Alright, I love you.
i'll miss you, too, johnny.	I love you.
i'm gonna miss you.	I'll miss you, too, Johnny.
you talk to carl ?	He left this morning. He couldn't say where.
who cares ! the federation'll give me everything i need for the next two years, right ?	You talk to Carl ?
poor boy. i'm sorry your parents were so mad.	Who cares ! The Federation'll give me everything I need for the next two years, right ?
you're late.	My Dad had to help me pack. Suddenly he's afraid he's never gonna see me again or something. It was sweet, but it took forever. Anyway, I guess I'm ready to go.
let's all make a vow. let's swear we'll always be friends no matter what.	I'll go for that.
games & theory ? that's military intelligence... oh, carl !	Whoa ! Way to go, boy-yo !
hey, carl, what's wrong ?	Did you get Starside R&D ?
he was in the group with me. i guess he didn't...	Shhh ! Don't make him feel worse.
naw, i made it, carl made it.	He was in the group with me. I guess he didn't...
i wonder where carl is. you don't suppose...?	Naw, I made it, Carl made it.
i love you, carmen.	Shhh...
who cares ?	You're right. Let's never stop...
everyone's looking... we shouldn't...	Who cares ?
are you the boy for me ?	I'm gonna do it, Carmen. I'm gonna sign up for Federal Service.
i don't even know if you're my girl.	Are you the boy for me ?
he's nothing like you.	I don't even know if you're my girl.
i can't help it.	He's nothing like you.
johnny rico, you're jealous !	I can't help it.
you two have so much in common.	Johnny Rico, you're jealous !
zander is going for pilot, too.	You two have so much in common.
what are you talking about ? we both know you're gonna be a pilot.	Zander is going for pilot, too.
no, i mean if he can get in, maybe i have a chance.	What are you talking about ? We both know you're gonna be a pilot.
yeah, sure, i guess.	No, I mean if he can get in, maybe I have a chance.
he just got accepted to the fleet academy. isn't that great ?	Yeah, sure, I guess.
none at all... we won.	Good luck at the academy.
wait, i want to talk to mr. rasczak.	I'll meet you outside.
aw, you're in love with me... you just dont know it yet.	Wait, I want to talk to Mr. Rasczak.
romance is just a vestigial biological response to procreation...	Aw, you're in love with me... You just dont know it yet.
how do i know if this is love ?	It wouldn't be so romantic if we weren't...
isn't it great to be in love ?	How do I know if this is love ?
well, if your dad doesn't like me, how come we're such good friends ?	Sometimes I do what I want, eh ?
it's not you, johnny. your parents are rich they don't need to be citizens, and that stuff means a lot to my dad. he's a veteran.	Well, if your dad doesn't like me, how come we're such good friends ?
what's he got against me... i mean, i 'm a teenager. you can't be a citizen when you're only a teenager !	It's not you, Johnny. Your parents are rich they don't need to be citizens, and that stuff means a lot to my dad. He's a veteran.
johnny, my dad's home today.	What's he got against me... I mean, I 'm a teenager. You can't be a citizen when you're only a teenager !
carl can wait.	Johnny, my Dad's home today.
i thought you were going to help carl.	Carl can wait.
why not ?	I thought you were going to help Carl.
you can't walk me home.	Why not ?
it's all i think about anymore.	You can't walk me home.
how come that's all you talk about anymore ?	It's all I think about anymore.
why won't you kiss me when we're all alone ?	How come that's all you talk about anymore ?
i don't want everyone to see.	Why won't you kiss me when we're all alone ?
then how come you won't hold hands with me at school ?	I don't want everyone to see.
don't be so sure. i like you even if you are dumb with numbers.	Then how come you won't hold hands with me at school ?
who cares about bugs ? you can't go anywhere if you don't know math.	Don't be so sure. I like you even if you are dumb with numbers.
well, at least you didn't lose your lunch over a bug. how embarassing.	Who cares about bugs ? You can't go anywhere if you don't know math.
35% on the math final !  no one could be that dumb with numbers.	Well, at least you didn't lose your lunch over a bug. How embarassing.
excuse me...!	35% on the math final !  No one could be that dumb with numbers.
well, if that's the crop, that must be the gastric caecal...	Excuse me...!
eeuch !	Aw, c'mon, it's just a bug.
marco's sister. can you imagine maneuvering half a million tons through crwoded space lanes... you gotta have nerves of steel ! reflexes are critical	I have good reflexes.
who ?	Marco's sister. Can you imagine maneuvering half a million tons through crwoded space lanes... You gotta have nerves of steel ! Reflexes are critical
she's flying starships !	Who ?
good for you.	Your turn...
leave me, lieutenant ! that's an order !	No way, ma'am !
this is rodger young, we're going down... repeat, this is rodger young, we're going down...!	Ibanez...LET'S GO !
where's lieutenant barcalow ?	He requested a combat assignment. There's always a need for experienced pilots on the ground. I had no choice but to let him go... He said you'd understand.
plasma, ma'am... from the planet.	Bug Batteries... According to Military Intelligence, it'll be random and light. Drop status ?
good work, number 1. you'll do.	Thank you, ma'am.
alright, take her out, ibanez.	Yes, ma'am.
take the number one chair, ibanez. follow all instructions of you supervisor.	Yes, ma'am !
pilot trainee ibanez reporting for duty, ma'am.	Take the number one chair, Ibanez. Follow all instructions of you supervisor.
this isn't random or light. someone made amistake...!	That's it, we're empty ma'am !
trajectory indicates it came out of the arachnid quarantine zone.	Number 4, contact Fleet and tell 'em there's a loose asteroid headed their way.
where'd it come from ?	Trajectory indicates it came out of the Arachnid Quarantine Zone.
report.	Captain, we are in the path of an unidentified object moving at near light speed...
steady as she goes, number one. prepare for warp. number two, design for jupiter orbit.	Yes, ma'am. Star drive in three... two... one...
no, you're gonna be alright, diz !	It's alright 'cause I got to have you, Johnny...
i bought the farm, didn't i, johnny ?	No, you're gonna be alright, Diz !
all bands.	Roughneck patrol to battle group... Roughneck patrol to battle group...
what frequency ?	All bands.
diz, see what you can do.	I'm on it !
planet p ? what kind of name is that ?	They ran out of names a long time ago in this part of the galaxy.
hey, diz...	What ?
i said no. want me to pull rank ?	Well, excuse me, sir...
you used to dance...	I said no. Want me to pull rank ?
nah, i don't do that anymore...	You used to dance...
c'mon...	Nah, I don't do that anymore...
way to go, amigo !	I'm gonna need a squad leader.
what's that, diz ?	That you don't have what it takes to be acitizen !
you take the stroll down washout lane, you're only proving one thing, johnny.	What's that, Diz ?
well, see ya.	You take the stroll down Washout Lane, you're only proving one thing, Johnny.
if they didn't want you, they woulda kicked you out, amigo.	Hey, they humiliated me in front of everyone ! I'm just supposed to take it, huh ? Well, I'm not gonna, and I guess that proves I just can't cut it.
i don't stay where i'm not wanted.	If they didn't want you, they woulda kicked you out, amigo.
it stinks, you goin.	I don't stay where I'm not wanted.
cover me.	You got it.
high school... remember ? run a flip six, three hole play, and you might score...	Cover me.
what ?	High school... remember ? Run a flip six, three hole play, and you might score...
flip six, three hole.	What ?
man, they're defended... no way in.	Flip six, three hole.
what ? you think i joined the mobile infantery because of you ?	You saying you didn't ?
you are. i joined up to get out on my own. and you had to tag along.	What ? You think I joined the Mobile Infantery because of you ?
what's your malfunction, rico ?	You are. I joined up to get out on my own. And you had to tag along.
no thanks, diz.	What's your malfunction, Rico ?
hey, amigo, come chow with me.	No thanks, Diz.
guess you gotta go.	You're the best.
uh, look, diz...	Guess you gotta go.
sure.	Uh, look, Diz...
can't we just be friends, diz ?	Sure.
how come we never got together ?	Can't we just be friends, Diz ?
well, anyone who gets you is lucky.	How come we never got together ?
looks like, unless tokyo lets me start.	Well, anyone who gets you is lucky.
you still gonna play for brazil ?	Looks like, unless Tokyo lets me start.
actually, diz, i promised carmen...	Too bad for her if she's not around.
hey, rico, wanna dance ?	Actually, Diz, I promised Carmen...
you were drifting. flip six, three hole. on one, got it ?	Just throw me the ball, Diz.
what ?	You were drifting. Flip six, three hole. On one, got it ?
a lot can happen in three minutes.	Hut... hut !
looks like rain.	This time of the year...?
oh, my, what's that ?	Looks like rain.
yeah ! we'll talk it out and have a good glass of wine ... and... well, we love you, son.	Oh, my, what's that ?
we'll all have dinner. i'll fix your favorite.	Yeah ! We'll talk it out and have a good glass of wine ... and... well, we love you, son.
don't talk like that. get yourself home as fast as you can.	We'll all have dinner. I'll fix your favorite.
...cut off !	Johnny, why won't you change your mind ? Does citizenship mean so much to you ?
why did you go and do that ? he was all ready to go zegema beach !	Teenagers !
good good, then it's all settled.	A year at Harvard and you'll  see this "Federal Service" is just menial training for inferior people so they can call themselves "citizens" and take airs for the rest of their lives.
johnny, people get hurt... people get killed in the federal service. if something happened to you i don't know what i would do...	Who gave you this idea ? It's that teacher. What's his name ? You know the one I mean.
well, it's just good to hear from you. what's up, son ?	It's not really working out for me here, dad. I was thinking... I was hoping it would be alright if I came home.
i'm telling you, you will ! you're not going back. you're going to go on vacation !	I'm not going on vacation ! I want to be acitizen ! It's my decision. I made it.
i won't quit !	I'm telling you, you will ! You're not going back. You're going to go on vacation !
you'll resign, and that's all there is to it. it might look bad, but if that's the worst you suffer...	I won't quit !
wait a minute ! carl is doing his federal and he isn't inferior. he's the smartest kid at school !	Sorry. Carl's a fine boy...
a trip to the outer rings. whad'ya think of that ?	Wow ! Santori and Zegema Beach, I've always wanted to go there.
i'm eighteen. it's my decision.	Oh, is that how it is ?
good, because you're going to harvard, and that's the end of it.	I'm eighteen. It's my decision.
no, mr. rasczak doesn't do that at all. he sorta discourages you really.	Good, because you're going to Harvard, and that's the end of it.
rasczak... silly name. there ought to be a law against using a school as a recruiting station !	No, Mr. Rasczak doesn't do that at all. He sorta discourages you really.
mr. rasczak.	Rasczak... Silly name. There ought to be a law against using a school as a recruiting station !
have you lost you lost your mind ? i'd rather take ten lashes in public square than see you ruin your life.	It's aterm of service, not a career. I just want to get out on my own and see the Galaxy for a couple of years.
this came for you today. i presume on your request.	A lot of my friends are doing Federal Service...
gillespie, put in call for retrieval. we're off this rock. gillespie, do you read me ?	AAAAAAAAAAA !
i don't understand it, lieutenant. it's not getting anything from 4th brigade... not even their transponder.	Keep trying, Sergeant.
fleet's pulling the battle group back to safe distance... they'd like us to knock out those batteries, sir.	They'd rather spend our lives than risk their ships. Who's got the nuke ?
corporal, i want pulse cannons there and there ! rifle teams, spread out along the ridge ! sugar, bring up that flame thrower !	Fleet's pulling the battle group back to safe distance... They'd like us to knock out those batteries, sir.
yes, sir ! fleet, this is roughneck patrol, over ...?	Corporal, I want pulse cannons there and there ! Rifle teams, spread out along the ridge ! Sugar, bring up that flame thrower !
we must be right over the colony. let's get some air support, eh ?	Yes, sir ! Fleet, this is Roughneck patrol, over ...?
my job is to protect the lives of my soldiers so they can kill bugs, major, and if you're walking me into a trap-	Bugs don't lay traps... They aren't intelligent ! Unlike you, they're stupid enough to follow orders !
take your group down to p and have a look see. leave the thinking to us, lieutenant. that's not your job.	My job is to protect the lives of my soldiers so they can kill bugs, Major, and if you're walking me into a trap-
sounds more like some idiot at military intelligence command wants to get me and my cap troopers killed...	Take your group down to P and have a look see. Leave the thinking to us, Lieutenant. That's not your job.
owen reported the eradication of a low generation colony a month ago. that's why micom wants onsite assessment.	Sounds more like some idiot at Military Intelligence Command wants to get me and my cap troopers killed...
i thought 4th brigade cleaned out p.	Owen reported the eradication of a low generation colony a month ago. That's why MICOM wants onsite assessment.
at 0821 we received a distress call from planet p, priority code, requesting reinforcement...	I thought 4th brigade cleaned out P.
geez, i don't think i've ever seen him smile.	Must fill your bottle up real quick when your wife and kids get smeared.
he was a teacher , kind of a know it all... always had this little smile.	Geez, I don't think I've ever seen him smile.
you knew the lieutenant before the war... what was he like ?	He was a teacher , kind of a know it all... Always had this little smile.
i always wanted to go to zegema beach.	Good luck. It's not there anymore.
are you kidding ? they always get killed. you want the job ?	I wouldn't mind.
seeing as how we're about all that's left of  1st brigade, you'd have to call that an improvement.  you top kick ?	Are you kidding ? They always get killed. You want the job ?
sir, yes it is, sir.	Doesn't look like it to me.
is that your signature, rico ?	Sir, yes it is, sir.
the marauder power suit will prevent serious injury, but if you are hit, you will be non-operational and your team score will suffer accordingly. rico, has each member of your squad completed a weapons safety check ?	Sir, yes, sir !
sir, thank you, sir !	Don't stand there dumb... GO !
smith, go ! mcintire, go ! flores, go ! rico, i'm making you sqaud leader !	Sir, thank you, sir !
please complete this sentence. i want to be citizen because...	I want to be a citizen because... well, because of my girl, sir.
courage, i guess.	Please complete this sentence. I want to be citizen because...
which do you think is more important, courage or confidence ?	Courage, I guess.
no, sir.	Which do you think is more important, courage or confidence ?
are your parents currently citizens ?	No, sir.
here in buenos aires.	Are your parents currently citizens ?
no talking please. i'm going to ask you some questions. please answer all questions truthfully. we'll know if you don't. birthplace ?	Here in Buenos Aires.
well, of course you should come home immedietly !	I've made a mess of things. I've been so stupid...
hi, mom.	Bill... pick up... it's Johnny ! You little rat. You haven't called, you haven't written. It's been so lonely here without you...
hello... oh, johnny...!	Hi, mom.
well, yeah, sure...	I hope so. I hope you don't ruin your life over some silly little girl who wants to look handsome in a uniform.
johnny, please. calm yourself.	Well, that's what you're saying ! You're saying that I'm not good enough the way I am now !
i don't know what they teach at harvard, but i think i'm pretty good enough the way i am !	Johnny, please. Calm yourself.
wait you two. dad and i have a surprise for you that will settle this. can you guess what it is ?	Uh, no.
who said you could grow up so fast ? last time i checked you were only five years old. you had such a bright little face...	Aw, don't get mushy.
don't be a hero...	This is my farm. Now c'mon, give me what you got and get out of here...
nah, i figureyou folks oughta get upstairs before it's too late... gimmee the nuke.	Don't be a hero...
alright, we're gonna carry you...	Nah, I figureyou folks oughta get upstairs before it's too late... Gimmee the nuke.
been better, buddy.	Alright, we're gonna carry you...
how bad are you, pal ?	Been better, buddy.
not a problem.	Let's get some armor on her, and the we'll get outa this stinkin bug hole !
can you walk ?	Not a problem.
let's go.	Move out.
yeah, that's right.	Let's go.
that would mean a comlete disregard for the mission objective. they hang you for that, rico.	Yeah, that's right.
i'm gonna save carmen.	That would mean a comlete disregard for the mission objective. They hang you for that, Rico.
what do you think you're doing ?	I'm gonna save Carmen.
we're outa here. lieutenant, get your men into the skimmers. this real estate's about to go buggy.	Hey, just calm down, I'm giving the orders here-
what's your problem now, lieutenant ?	The Rodger Young just burned up...
rodger young, prepare to receice outgoing fire...!  i'll take the first group.	Saddle up, boys, that's our trash !
you heard the sky marshall... move it all down -	Rodger Young, prepare to receice outgoing fire...!  I'll take the first group.
this is a fleet-driven operation, son, and the fleet thinks my boat will be safer on the high ground. you can have everything else, eh ?	You heard the Sky Marshall... Move it all down -
you're standing on my h.q., lieutenant !	This is a Fleet-driven operation, son, and the Fleet thinks my boat will be safer on the high ground. You can have everything else, eh ?
on whose authority, corporal ?	This would be mine, sir. Acting Sergeant John Rico. I've assumed command on this mission.
you heard me. wanna make something out of it, private ?	Not with an officer, no, sir. The M.I. doesn't mint stupid cap troopers.
you got something to say about the mobile infantery ?	You heard me. Wanna make something out of it, private ?
best in the fleet !	I get it. This is the part that's best for both of us. Don't do me anymore favors, eh ?
don't get any ideas. she's my girl.	You can never be sure.
inside 4th brigade compound ? that's crazy !	Then I hope you have a crazy pilot ! Keep the line open, Dizzy !
landing zone is extremely hostile. come down on this transmission !	Inside 4th brigade compound ? That's crazy !
what is your position ?	Landing zone is extremely hostile. Come down on this transmission !
shut up, sir ! we need pick up now !	What is your position ?
this is rodger young... what's going on down there ? we're taking plasma ! we have orion p-11 as clear !	SHUT UP, SIR ! We need pick up now !
this is my farm. get on the boat, now ! that's an order, sergeant.	Give'em hell, sir !
we're not leaving you here, sir !	This is my farm. Get on the boat, NOW ! That's an order, Sergeant.
rico, tell'em to glass this goddam planet. i've never seen so many bugs upstairs at the same time...	We're not leaving you here, sir !
i can't my legs are gone... get on the boat...	Rico, tell'em to glass this goddam planet. I've never seen so many bugs upstairs at the same time...
hit your jets, sir !	I can't My legs are gone... Get on the boat...
cover us, ace !	Hit your jets, sir !
aaaaaaaaaaaa !	Cover us, Ace !
sergeant, secure the boat !	Yes, sir !
warm it all up ! everything you got ! levy, collect the big guns from the towers. watkins, put general owen with the wounded. rico, where's my communications ?	What's going on, Diz ?
what's that look like to you, rico ?	Looks like a bug was in his brain, sir.
rico, you're acting sergeant now. my last sergeant lost the com pack. put together a search team and find the radio shack. we need retrieval.	Yes, sir.
yes, sir !	Who's that with you ?
corporal, the roughnecks are moving out for planet p immediately. get yourself squared away and report to gillespie for logistics.	Yes, sir !
yes, sir...	Never pass up a good thing, eh ?
yopu asked me some advice once, rico. want some now ?	Yes, sir...
kill the bitch.	Yes, sir.
all dead except one, sir.	Kill the bitch.
uni high tigers, sir. don't you remember ? i was captain of the team.	I'm not interested in nostalgia, Rico, I need a corporal. You're it until you're dead or I find someone better.
where'd you learn to do that, soldier ?	Uni High Tigers, sir. Don't you remember ? I was captain of the team.
well, my parents are against it, and i know it's my choice, but i was wondering... what would you do if you were me ?	Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom. Make your own choice, Rico.
good for you. go find out.	Well, my parents are against it, and I know it's my choice, but I was wondering... What would you do if you were me ?
i wanna join up, mr. rasczak. i think i have what it take to be a citizen.	Good for you. Go find out.
well, it's not really my job to please. hope you learned something.	I wanna join up, Mr. Rasczak. I think I have what it take to be a citizen.
i just wanted to say thanks 'cause history and moral philosophy was the best class i had this year.	Well, it's not really my job to please. Hope you learned something.
what is it, rico ?	I just wanted to say thanks 'cause History and Moral Philosophy was the best class I had this year.
mister rasczak ?	What is it, Rico ?
uh, i don't know.	Of course you don't. I doubt if any of you here would recognize 'civic virtue' if it bit you in the ass.
the exact words of the text. but do you understand it ? do you believe it ?	Uh, I don't know.
the difference lies in the field of civic virtue. a citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic, of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. the civilian does not.	The exact words of the text. But do you understand it ? Do you believe it ?
you. tell me the moral difference, if any, between the citizen and the civilian ?	The difference lies in the field of civic virtue. A citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic, of which he is a member, defending it, if need be, with his life. The civilian does not.
<u>answer</u>!	We will answer and present <U>proof</U> of our answer when it is ready!
our data is being prepared.	<U>Answer</U>!
then v'ger must withdraw its orbiting devices.	V'ger will comply if the carbon units disclose the information.
they have repressed the creator.	The information will not be disclosed.
because v'ger is going to destroy all the carbon units on the third planet.	They have repressed the Creator.
kirk-unit, <u>why</u> do you not disclose information?	Because V'ger is going to destroy all the carbon units on the third planet.
not until v'ger withdraws the devices orbiting the third planet.	KIRK UNIT! DISCLOSE THE INFORMATION!
disclose the information.	Not until V'ger withdraws the devices orbiting the third planet.
the carbon-units are not responsible for that.	You infest and control Enterprise. V'ger believes carbon-units interfere with the Creator in the same manner.
the creator has not answered.	The carbon-units are not responsible for that.
<u>why</u>?!	The Creator has not answered.
the carbon-units infection will now be removed from the creator's planet.	<U>Why</U>?!
<u>why</u>...?!	The carbon-units infection will now be removed from the Creator's planet.
the examination is a normal function.	You may proceede.
who is v'ger?	V'ger is that which seeks the Creator.
the creator is that which created v'ger.	Who is V'ger?
find the creator? <u>what</u> creator? <u>whose</u>...!?  what does v'ger want of the 'creator'... ?	To join with him.
v'ger travels to the third planet to find the creator.	Find the Creator? <U>What</U> Creator? <U>Whose</U>...!?  What does V'ger want of the 'Creator'... ?
why does v'ger travel to the third planet of the solar system directly ahead?	V'ger travels to the third planet to find the Creator.
where is lt. ilia?	That unit no longer functions. I have been given its form to more readily communicate with the carbon-based units infesting Enterprise.
v'ger is that which programmed me.	Is V'ger the Captain of the alien vessel?
who is...'v'ger'...?	V'ger is that which programmed me.
and when v'ger melds? what will happen to you?	It will... take me from <U>you</U>...
'to learn all that is learnable.'	It expects a return signal now, ordering it to transmit that information to the Creator.
v'ger is announcing that it has arrived, sir -- that it's ready to deliver the information it was programmed to collect...	'To learn all that is learnable.'
as i stated, v'ger calls to the creator.	V'ger is announcing that it has arrived, sir -- that it's ready to deliver the information it was programmed to collect...
to join, and become one with the creator?	To learn all that is learnable; to deliver all collected data to the Creator on the third planet. That is the programming.
by the creator.	To join, and become One with the Creator?
a machine...! then it had to be programmed. by <u>whom</u>...?	By the Creator.
you said v'ger's purpose was to find and join with the creator.	That is how V'ger will survive.
does v'ger object to the presence of the two carbon units?	The carbon units are of no consequence; V'ger will determine their purpose.
within you are memory patterns of a carbon unit. if i can help you revive these patterns; you could understand our functions better.	That is logical. You may procede.
when my examination is complete, the carbon units will be reduced to data patterns.	Within you are memory patterns of a carbon unit. If I can help you revive these patterns; you could understand our functions better.
what does that mean?	When my examination is complete, the carbon units will be reduced to data patterns.
more data concerning this functioning is necessary before carbon units can be patterned for data storage.	What does that mean?
enterprise would be unable to function <u>without</u> carbon units.	More data concerning this functioning is necessary before carbon units can be patterned for data storage.
enterprise should not require the presence of carbon units.	Enterprise would be unable to function <U>without</U> carbon units.
what is enterprise's proper evolvement?	Enterprise should not require the presence of carbon units.
carbon units have clearly retarded enterprise's proper evolvement.	What is Enterprise's proper evolvement?
yes.	Carbon units have clearly retarded Enterprise's proper evolvement.
carbon units are not true life forms... do those images repre- sent how enterprise has evolved into its present form?	Yes.
the crews of the previous enterprises were also carbon units. in what way is the life form in your vessel different?	Carbon units are not true life forms... Do those images repre- sent how Enterprise has evolved into its present form?
tractor beam strength lessening, captain.	Mr. Scott... on my next signal.
they reach final position in... twenty-seven minutes -- mark.	Engineering...
mr. chekov, when do those devices activate?	They reach final position in... Twenty-seven minutes -- mark.
sir! airlock four has been opened; a thruster suit is reported missing!	Spock...!  Get a fix on his position!
deck four, captain; officers' quarters...!	Have a security team meet me at Deck Four main elevator!
it is a courier, captain. grade one priority. non-belligerency confirmed.	Very well, Mr. Chekov, see to it. Viewer off.
departure angle on viewer.	Departure angle.
and plug the signal directly into the circuitry at this...  ... point here, captain. it should pick up even a tricorder playback.	Enterprise, I want that signal again. Transmit!
capture god! in order to retrieve v'ger's data, the creator has to physically come here!...	And plug the signal directly into the circuitry at this...  ... point here, Captain. It should pick up even a tricorder playback.
the fault is here, sir, not in the transmission.  the antenna leads have been disconnected. v'ger never intended to accept a transmitted signal.	Capture God! In order to retrieve V'ger's data, the Creator has to physically come here!...
mr. decker... i will contact you every five minutes. otherwise... inform mr. scott immediately.	Captain... I'd like to go along...
captain, we can't be sure that our... move... will actually save earth.	No!
, if we do not provide     v'ger with certain information, we won't have twenty-two <u>seconds</u>; the plan must be implemented upon arrival.	Captain, we can't be sure that our... move... will actually save Earth.
well, mr. decker, it seems my bluff is being called.	I'm afraid our hand is pretty weak, Captain.  But it's the only game in town.
captain, what's the next move?	The question is, Mr. Decker, <U>is</U> there a next move...
why bring us inside? not to destroy us; they could have done that outside.	They could have many ways of destroying things, Mr. Decker.
the ship is under attack...! man all defensive stations...!	Forcefields, full remaining strength...! Total reserve!
it's taken control of the computer...!	It's running our records! Starfleet strength, Earth defenses...
<u>computer off</u>!	It's taken control of the computer...!
how do you define <u>unwarranted</u>, <u>mister</u>?!	You asked my opinion, sir.
that's precisely the point, captain. we don't know it will do. moving into the cloud -- at this time, is an unwarranted gamble.	How do you define <U>unwarranted</U>, <U>mister</U>?!
that thing is twenty hours from earth. we know nothing about it yet.	That's precisely the point, Captain. We don't know it will do. Moving into the cloud -- at this time, is an unwarranted gamble.
i advise caution, captain; we can't withstand another attack.	That thing is twenty hours from Earth. We know nothing about it yet.
captain, we've seen what their weapons can do. shouldn't we take every possible precaution -- ?	Mr Decker....
recommend defensive posture, captain: screens and shields.	No...  ... that could also be misinter- preted as hostile, Mr. Decker.  Cloud composition, Mr. Spock?
of course not. i'm aware of mister spock's qualifications.	Mister Chekov, log Mister Spock's Starfleet commission reactivated; list him as Science Officer; both effective immediately.
if our executive officer has no objections...?	Of course not. I'm aware of Mister Spock's qualifications.
i trust you will... nursemaid me through these difficulties, mister?	Yes, sir, I'll do that.
sir, you haven't logged a single star hour in two and a half years. that, plus your unfamiliarity with the ship's design -- in my opinion, sir, seriously jeopardizes our mission.	I trust you will... nursemaid me through these difficulties, Mister?
granted.	Sir, you haven't logged a single star hour in two and a half years. That, plus your unfamiliarity with the ship's design -- in my opinion, sir, seriously jeopardizes our mission.
permission to speak freely, sir?	Granted.
stop competing with me, decker!	Permission to speak freely, sir?
i'm aware of that, sir.	Stop competing with me, Decker!
you saved the ship.	I'm aware of that, sir.
thank you, sir. i'm sorry i embar- rassed you.	You saved the ship.
then you acted properly, of course.	Thank you, sir. I'm sorry I embar- rassed you.
sir, the enterprise redesign increases phaser power by channeling it through the main engines. when they went into anti-matter imbalance, the phasers were automatically cut off.	Then you acted properly, of course.
explanation, mr. decker: why was my phaser order countermanded?	Sir, the Enterprise redesign increases phaser power by channeling it through the main engines. When they went into anti-matter imbalance, the phasers were automatically cut off.
... but i still recommend further simulation study.	Mister Decker; every minute brings that object nearer Earth!  Engineering! Stand by for Warp Drive.
program set for standard warp entry, captain...	... but I still recommend further simulation study.
programming ready?	Program set for standard Warp entry, Captain...
none available, captain. there's no one in fact, who's fully rated on this design.	You are, Mister Decker. I'm afraid you'll have to double as Science Officer.
we'll have to replace commander sonak. i'd still like a vulcan there, if possible...	None available, Captain. There's no one in fact, who's fully rated on this design.
that's why you're staying aboard. i'm sorry, will.	No, Admiral. I don't think you are; not one damned bit. I remember when you recommended me for this command. You told me how envious you were, and if only you could find a way to get a starship command again. Well, sir, it looks like you found a way.
my experience -- five years out there dealing with unknowns like this -- my familiarity with the enterprise, this crew...	Admiral, this is an almost totally new enterprise. You don't know her a tenth as well as I do.
may i ask why?	My experience -- five years out there dealing with unknowns like this -- my familiarity with the Enterprise, this crew...
yes.	May I ask Why?
-- you, personally, are assuming command?	Yes.
you'll stay aboard as executive officer... a temporary grade reduction to commander.	-- You, personally, are assuming command?
i'm replacing you as captain of the enterprise.	You'll stay aboard as Executive Officer... a temporary grade reduction to Commander.
you are what...?	I'm replacing you as Captain of the Enterprise.
i'm taking over the center seat. i'm sorry, will.	You are what...?
jim... he <u>wants</u> it.	You got the Enterprise, it's what <U>you</U> wanted. This is what I want.  But, Jim...  ... <U>I'm</U> the right choice for this mission.
that transmitter is a vital link between v'ger and the creator.	We have twenty-one minutes. Captain,    we can still save V'ger... and ourselves.
mr. spock, what would v'ger need to fulfill itself?	V'ger has begun to understand the true limits of our universe, thereby realizing the existence of other dimensions. To fulfill itself it must evolve to a higher dimension; V'ger believes this can be achieved only by joining with the Creator.
forward motion, captain...!	A tractor beam...
then v'ger believes the creator to be a <u>machine</u> too.	It seems we <U>all</U> imagine God in our own image.
exactly.  and you did have a 'relationship' with lieutenant ilia, commander.	That probe in there -- in a different form now -- is the same thing that <U>killed</U> Ilia!
it's a programmed <u>mechanism</u>, mr. spock...	We have just seen that its body duplicates our navigator in <U>precise</U> detail. Suppose that beneath its programming, the real Ilia's memory patterns are duplicated with equal precision.
captain... this probe may be a key a key to the aliens.	It's a programmed <U>mechanism</U>, Mr. Spock...
we could have cut it off at the main computer...	This served the purpose.
they may have attacked only as a warning to us, captain. to keep away.	That would presuppose a feeling, Commander... compassion. I sensed <U>no</U> emotion, only...  ... pure logic.
if i'd seen you again, would you have been able to say it?	No.
that you left? or that you didn't say 'goodbye'?	If I'd seen you again, would you have been able to say it?
no more than i expected  not as difficult as this. i'm sorry...	That you left? or that you didn't say 'goodbye'?
was he difficult?	No more than I expected  Not as difficult as this. I'm sorry...
navigational deflectors inoperative...!  directional control also inoperative, captain...!	Wormhole distortion has over- loaded main power systems...!
negative control from inertial lag will continue 22 point five seconds before forward velocity slows to sub-light speed.	Unidentified small object has been pulled into the wormhole with us, Captain! Directly ahead...!
i now the captain meant no person- al insult.	I would never take advantage of a sexually immature species.  You can assure him that's true, can't you?
hello, ilia.	Decker....!
fifteen seconds to cloud boundary.	Viewer, standard ahead.
thirty seconds to cloud boundary...	Opinion, Mister. Spock?
transmit, mr. spock! now!	Ten seconds....
impact in fifteen seconds...	Transmit, Mr. Spock! Now!
mr. spock?	Impact in fifteen seconds...
five minutes to cloud boundary!	I stand corrected Mr. Decker.  Navigator, lay in a conic section flight path into the cloud center; bring us parallel to whatever we find in there...
twelve seconds...!	Mr. Chekov, stand by on the phasers...!
time to impact...?	Twelve seconds...!
and in you, too, lieutenant.	My oath of celibacy is on record Captain. May I assume my duties?
'commander' decker?	Our Exec and Science Officer...
lieutenant ilia reporting for duty, sir.	Welcome aboard, Lieutenant.
clear the bridge, captain...?	That was the order, Mr. Sulu: Clear the bridge.
hold station...!	Thrusters at station keeping...
maneuvering thrusters, mr. sulu; ahead one third.  full sensor scan, mr. spock; they can't expect us <u>not</u> to look them over now!	Thrusters ahead, one third.
viewer ahead, sir.	Maneuvering thrusters, Mr. Sulu; ahead one third.  Full sensor scan, Mr. Spock; they can't expect us <U>not</U> to look them over now!
viewer ahead.	Viewer ahead, sir.
one hundred kilometers...	Hold relative position here...
adjust parallel course, navigator. bring us in to one hundred kilometers distance.	One hundred kilometers...
we're already two settings below that, sir.	Adjust parallel course, Navigator. Bring us in to one hundred kilometers distance.
reduce magnification. factor 4, mr. sulu.	We're already two settings below that, sir.
mr. sulu, steady as she goes.	Aye, sir.
ahead warp one, mr sulu.	Accelerating to Warp One, sir.
hold station.	Thrusters at station-keeping, sir.
maneuvering thrusters, sir.	Hold station.
maneuvering thrusters, mister sulu.	Maneuvering thrusters, sir.
i appreciate the welcome; i wish the circumstances were less critical.  epsilon nine is monitoring the intruder; keep a channel open to them.  where is captain decker?	He's in Engineering, sir...  He doesn't know.
we're losing the pattern...!	Starfleet, boost your matter gain; we need more signal!
the crew hasn't had near enough transition time with all the new equipment. and the engines, admiral: they've yet to be even tested at warp power. add to that, an untried captain...	Two and a half years as Chief of Starfleet Operations may have made me a little stale, Mr. Scott -- but I wouldn't exactly consider myself 'untried.'
admiral, the enterprise has just finished eighteen months redesign- ing and refitting. she needs testing, a shakedown...	Mr. Scott, there's an alien object with unbelievable destructive power less than three days away from this planet...
see that it is.  take me over, please.	Admiral, the Enterprise has just finished eighteen months redesign- ing and refitting. She needs testing, a shakedown...
we're hoping it's only a temporary problem, admiral...	See that it is.  Take me over, please.
why aren't the enterprise transporters in operation, mister scott?	We're hoping it's only a temporary problem, Admiral...
admiral, i've been hoping to see you. maybe you can get through to those thick heads in starfleet that...	Why aren't the Enterprise transporters in operation, Mister Scott?
... and the 'foolish' emotions which drive us?	I prefer your poet Dante's phrase -- 'the divine restlessness of the human spirit.'
yes, captain. it needed our mortality, the fear of it, our struggle against it, our fears, our dreams...	... and the 'foolish' emotions which drive us?
spock, we <u>were</u> its answer!	Yes, Captain. It needed our mortality, the fear of it, our struggle against it, our fears, our dreams...
there's no way to know. v'ger expected it to be a machine -- some single entity.  all of us here may be reduced into patterns...	That seems to be what it has planned -- to have the Creator physically present here.
v'ger plans to literally <u>meld</u> to reduce both itself and the creator to patterns...	... and then to reassemble itself <U>combined</U> with the Creator. The most certain way of obtaining all the Creator's answers.
the point...	The point is, Captain, <U>twenty-two</U>
captain, the orbital device will      not be triggered for twenty-two       minutes...	The point...
has not, doctor -- and now, because of what we are planning... will not...	There is no alternative.
not for us?	No, Captain, not for us... for V'ger.
the orbiting devices would be controlled from the point, then...?	Precisely.
child...!?	Yes, Captain, a child: evolving into adulthood -- learning, searching -- instinctively needing.
these read as identical composition...  ... however, captain, they measure several hundred times more powerful!	High mag, Mr. Sulu!
what answers?	'Is this all I am? Is there not more?'
no meaning... no hope...  and, jim, no answers...! jim, it's looking for <u>answers</u> <u>itself</u>!	What answers?
what should you have known?	No meaning... No hope...  And, Jim, no answers...! Jim, it's looking for <U>answers</U> <U>itself</U>!
were you right? spock? v'ger is a living machine...?	A life form of its own; a conscious, living entity.
if this is their ship's data banks, where is the crew? or is their entire ship automated?	Captain, I do not believe there <U>is</U> a crew -- or that this is a vessel as such.
exact patterns. the energy bolt that hit them wasn't simply a weapon -- it dematerialized them, stored them. but why?	If this is their ship's data banks, where is the crew? Or is their entire ship automated?
klingons... our epsilon 9 station ... and ilia!! they seem to be more than just images...	Exact patterns. The energy bolt that hit them wasn't simply a weapon -- it dematerialized them, stored them. But why?
and these 'sensor-swarms' collect that data, carry it here.	New crystals: they must contain the most recent data obtained --
it would appear that the atomic arrays of these crystals store information. a remarkably efficient system.	And these 'sensor-swarms' collect that data, carry it here.
i am seeking answers, captain.	Answers to what, Spock? Our dilemma -- or your <U>personal</U> one?
bridge, cancel rescue teams.  spock, what in the hell are you doing out here!	I am seeking answers, Captain.
spock? concerned about his chances?	I am uneasy with that being our only hope of more information.
... they may have followed it <u>too</u> precisely.	Ilia's memory, her feelings of loyalty, friendship, obedience... might all be there.
they had a pattern to follow...	... they may have followed it <U>too</U> precisely.
have you been able to analyze <u>any</u> of this...?	I believe the light flares to be energy fields -- undoubtedly part of the vessel's inner mechanism. A technology so incredibly sophisticated that I cannot --
we cannot break free, captain.  we do not have a fraction of the power necessary.	Delay that order, Scotty...! Disengage all main drive systems!
captain, we have been seized by a tractor beam...!	Get someone up here to take the Navigator's station...!  Engineering... full emergency power!
that vessel is generating a forcefield measurably greater than the radiation of the earth's sun.	Transmit image of the Alien to Starfleet; advise we are attempting further communication.
no vessel could generate a powerfield of this magnitude...	Instruments fluctuating, Captain. Patterns unrecognizable.
recommend we proceede, captain.	Mr. Decker... ?
we are obviously confronted by a highly advanced mentality... yet they cannot understand who we are, or what we want.	But they understood our messages; they broke off the attack.
our... 'insignificance'?	We are obviously confronted by a highly advanced mentality... yet they cannot understand who we are, or what we want.
the 'puzzlement' i sensed was fleeting... minor...  ... as if carrying a sense of our insignificance, captain.	Our... 'insignificance'?
it appears that our message has been understood, captain.	Any reply from them?
they have... they <u>have</u> been communicating with us. i sense ... <u>puzzlement</u>. why have we not replied?	Communicated with us <U>how</U>?
captain, i suspect there's an object at the heart of that cloud.	Mr. Decker, I will not provoke an attack, If that order isn't clear to you...
do <u>not</u> return scan, mr. spock! it may be misinterpreted as hostility!	Intruder scans emanate from the exact cloud center. Energy of a type entirely un- known to me.
i have accepted service here as a starfleet officer... sir.	I know this has been painful, Spock. For me too. Thank you.
let it drop, bones.  you are my science officer -- i'll expect an <u>immediate</u> report on anything further you learn or <u>sense</u> from here on.	I have accepted service here as a Starfleet officer... sir.
... is my only hope of accomplishing what the masters could not.	Let it drop, Bones.  You are my Science Officer -- I'll expect an <U>immediate</U> report on anything further you learn or <U>sense</U> from here on.
and whatever you sensed out here....	... is my only hope of accomplishing what the Masters could not.
i still contain fragments of my human half.	And whatever you sensed out here....
also -- there was nothing in your report about <u>why</u> you're here.	That inquiry invades my personal life, Captain.
negative, captain. i could sense only what seemed an almost omniscient pattern of perfect logic. i can explain nothing more; i understand nothing more.	Also -- there was nothing in your report about <U>why</U> you're here.
you've reported that you felt strong thought emotions. a group of minds from a space vessel? could you make out any plan, anything to do with earth?	Negative, Captain. I could sense only what seemed an almost omniscient pattern of perfect logic. I can explain nothing more; I understand nothing more.
i want him here.  sit down!	You've reported that you felt strong thought emotions. A group of minds from a space vessel? Could you make out any plan, anything to do with Earth?
sir, i would appreciate dr. mccoy absenting himself from this interview.	I want him here.  Sit down!
sit down, please.	Sir, I would appreciate Dr. McCoy absenting himself from this interview.
reporting as ordered, captain.	Sit down, please.
to you, sir?	I intend to be there following that meeting. Report to me. One hour!
twelve! i'm on my way to a meeting with admiral nogura which will not last more than three minutes. report to me on the enterprise in one hour.	To you, sir?
which will require twenty more hours at minimum, admiral...	Twelve! I'm on my way to a meeting with Admiral Nogura which will not last more than three minutes. Report to me on the Enterprise in one hour.
here at starfleet...? the enterprise is in final preparation to leave dock...	Which will require twenty more hours at minimum, Admiral...
captain decker requested i complete final science briefing here before...	Here at Starfleet...? The Enterprise is in final preparation to leave dock...
why aren't you on board?	Captain Decker requested I complete final Science briefing here before...
based, i am told, on your recommendation, admiral. thank you.	Why aren't you on board?
you've received your appointment as enterprise science officer?	Based, I am told, on your recommendation, Admiral. Thank you.
we're ready, sir.	Thank you, Scotty. Stand by.
engineering... status, mr. scott?	We're ready, sir.
that object out there is less than two days from earth, mister scott. we've got to intercept while it still is out there!	Aye, we understand that sir! We're doing our best.
captain, it was our anti-matter imbalance that created the wormhole in the first place. it will happen again if we don't correct it.	That object out there is less than two days from Earth, Mister Scott. We've got to intercept while it still is out there!
warp drive as soon as possible, mr. scott.	Captain, it was our anti-matter imbalance that created the wormhole in the first place. It will happen again if we don't correct it.
captain, we need further warp simulation on the flow sensors...	Engineer, we need Warp speed now!
starfleet has been apprised of our situation, captain.	Tractor beam remains constant...
the third one is moving off too -- a fourth one is forming...	<U>Urgent</U> signal from Starfleet, Captain!  <U>All</U> Earth defense systems have gone dead.
starfleet signals, sir, growing in strength...  they -- have intruder on their monitors -- it's decelerating -- powerfield cloud beginning to dissipate...	Confirm, Captain. Lunar beacons indicate Intruder on a course into Earth orbit...
negative helm control, captain! going reverse on impulse power...!	Subspace frequencies are jammed by Wormhole effect!
dock control reports ready, sir.	Helm ready, sir.
transporters room and chief engineer scott report trans- porter system fully repaired and now functioning normally, sir.	Dock signals clear, Captain.
go you huskies?	You bet your life.
he'll eat potroast and like it.	Go you Huskies?
he have any special dietary requirements...?	He'll eat potroast and like it.
sure plan to.	He have any special dietary requirements...?
you bringing your new friend?	Sure plan to.
i'll be there.	You bringing your new friend?
mom's expecting you for dinner tonight.	I'll be there.
then you'll be wet.	I'm goin off-shift.  Come on...I'll walk you home.
i'll walk you home, you can have my coat.	Then you'll be wet.
nope.	I'll walk you home, you can have my coat.
annie...got an umbrella...?	Nope.
cal...	Annie...got an umbrella...?
evening, annie.	Evening, Cal.  Would you tell me about it?
if i go to jail...?	I'll knit you a sweater.
i'll wait for you...i'm proud of you. i'll <u>be</u> waiting.	If I go to jail...?
what are you going to do?	I'm going to tell the truth.
i...i <u>think</u> that's right...	...you think that's right...
carla was in the car, right?	I...I <u>think</u> that's right...
they'll...they'll <u>blackball</u> me...	Carla was in the car, right?
maybe they'll be <u>other</u> movies.	They'll...they'll <u>blackball</u> me...
but it'll stop the movie.	Maybe they'll be <u>other</u> movies.
but that's what happened.	But it'll stop the movie.
i can't do that.  if i tell them, they'll, if i <u>tell</u> them, they'll try bob for rape, they'll...it'll ruin his career...	But that's what happened.
you got to tell em that you saw the accident.  don't you?	I can't do that.  If I tell them, they'll, if I <u>tell</u> them, they'll try Bob for rape, they'll...it'll ruin his career...
what am i gonna do?	You got to tell em that you saw the accident.  Don't you?
what is it all about?	I saw...
lookit that, up already.	That's why we filmfolk get along so well with you farmers.  Both up with the chickens.
well ain't you amazing.	Lookit that, up already.
happen to know where there's one for sale.	Well ain't you amazing.
well, i could <u>get</u> a rolltop desk.	Happen to know where there's one for sale.
not without a rolltop desk.	Well, I could <u>get</u> a rolltop desk.
to print the newspaper.  and i'd come to <u>write</u>.  to write.  to write.  right here in the office.	Not without a rolltop desk.
...the better to eat me with, your dear?	To print the newspaper.  And I'd come to <u>write</u>.  To write.  To write.  Right here in the office.
and come to the printshop.  you know <u>why</u>...?	...the better to eat me with, your dear?
...well, we do that <u>anyway</u>...	And come to the printshop.  You know <u>why</u>...?
...and we could get up every morning...	...well, we do that <u>anyway</u>...
now you're talking...	...and we could get up every morning...
we could live up here, live up in the country.	Now you're talking...
yes...	We could live up here, live up in the country.
i've been thinking: look at this: we live up here...	Yes...
oh yeah.	I've been thinking: look at this: we live up here...
yeah, you?	Oh yeah.
sleep well?	Yeah, you?
good morning.	Sleep well?
pelting down out there.	People might be better off.  They thought about it, spent the evening back in the...
you know what else a man can do?	What?
that's something a man could do...?	You know what else a man can do?
you'd do the newspaper right here.	That's something a man could do...?
best way i know to get ink on your hands.	You'd do the newspaper right here.
did as of last week.	Best way I know to get ink on your hands.
it does?	Did as of last week.
press still works.	It does?
what would you do with it, the printshop...	Start back up the Waterford Sentinel. Town newspaper.  Show you the plans...
...what...?	What would you do with it, the printshop...
gosh, you look nice.	...what...?
how's your star?	Gosh, you look nice.
i'd love to.	How's your star?
would you like to <u>see</u> it?  i've got the key back at my store...	I'd love to.
yep.  n'it's for sale.  one of the few things money can buy.	Would you like to <u>see</u> it?  I've got the key back at my store...
is it...	Yep.  N'it's for sale.  One of the few things money can buy.
yessuh.  joseph knights printshop. vacant for thirty years.	Is it...
no.  you, i told them, you can't betray with the picture what you're saying with the words.  and, i don't know, the movies, i don't know.  they should be socially uplifting, why does she have to show her br...what is this...?	Yessuh.  Joseph Knights printshop. Vacant for thirty years.
no, that's true.	No.  You, I told them, you can't betray with the picture what you're saying with the words.  And, I don't know, the movies, I don't know.  They should be socially uplifting, why does she have to show her br...what is this...?
...how <u>else</u> can you talk?	No, that's true.
i didn't say anything special, i was just talking out loud.	...how <u>else</u> can you talk?
i told them what you said about the script...	I didn't say anything special, I was just talking out loud.
what?	I told them what you said about the script...
going home, yeah.  i told them what you said...	What?
going home.	Going home, yeah.  I told them what you said...
where you going?	Going home.
hi.	Where you going?
hi.	Hi.
that's right...	...take <u>any</u> two people...
that's...that's <u>exactly</u> what it's about. take...	That's right...
because it's about <u>purity</u>...	That's...that's <u>exactly</u> what it's about. Take...
...yes.	Has been wounded by <u>her</u> heat...by her <u>infidelities</u>...
...her unbridled sexuality.  that he...	...yes.
...yes.	...her unbridled sexuality.  That he...
she <u>realizes</u> -- it was not the fire which <u>hurt</u> him...that the <u>true</u> hurt was her. was her...	...yes.
...he stuck a fishhook in it.	She <u>realizes</u> -- it was not the fire which <u>hurt</u> him...that the <u>true</u> hurt was her. Was her...
ah.  ah.  ah...	I hurt you?
how about, he sees her on the street, he wipes the soot from his eyes.  he goes up to her.  "what happened to the horse?" she looks at him.  she takes his hand...	Ah.  Ah.  Ah...
<u>please</u>...	How about, he sees her on the street, he wipes the soot from his eyes.  He goes up to her.  "What happened to the horse?" She looks at him.  She takes his hand...
what about...what about...it's so presumptuous of me, to be, to be telling <u>you</u> how to wr...	<u>Please</u>...
what've you got?	They meet on Main Street.  Her horse has just died.  He's coming from the fire.
it used to be the old mill.	What've you got?
what's the scene...	It used to be the Old Mill.
i can't get it to come out right.	What's the scene...
good morning to <u>you</u>...whatsa matter?	I can't get it to come out right.
yes.	Go you Huskies!
time for a change.  keep your margins straight.	Yes.
why?	Time for a change.  Keep your margins straight.
sure did.	Why?
you used to go out with him, you broke up with him?	Sure did.
i used to go out with a politician.	You used to go out with him, you broke up with him?
do you truly believe the electoral process is absurd?	I used to go out with a politician.
so is our electoral process.  but we still vote.	Do you truly believe the electoral process is absurd?
but it's absurd.	So is our electoral process.  But we still vote.
i do if you do.	But it's absurd.
you believe that?	I do if you do.
oh <u>okay</u>.	You believe that?
because i'd met someone else.	Oh <u>okay</u>.
you can do it.	Because I'd met someone else.
you, um, you, um, you going out with your fiance?	No, I just broke up with him.  I'll see you tomorrow.
then i'll come back, then.	You, um, you, um, you going out with your fiance?
later on.	Then I'll come back, then.
oh.  that's alright.  then i'll come back at a better time.  what would be a better time?	Later on.
start?  this isn't a good time.	Oh.  That's alright.  Then I'll come back at a better time.  What would be a better time?
why?	...because if you don't, they die...
don't you think you should put them in water?	Why?
oh.	Don't you think you should put them in water?
the other side.	Oh.
"to the love of my life, love, doug"?	The other side.
read the card.	"To the love of my life, Love, Doug"?
thank you.	Read the card.
hi.	You going to ask me in?
it's for your finger.	One moment.
i don't drink.	It's for your finger.
and here's some hydrogen peroxide.	I don't drink.
oh, god...	And here's some hydrogen peroxide.
i'm gonna be your typist for this evening.	Oh, God...
you have to sign for it.	I'm gonna be your typist for this evening.
would you put on your cl...  just leave it outside.	You have to sign for it.
would you go in...	Would you put on your cl...  Just leave it outside.
"room service!"	Would you go in...
great.  who is it...?	"Room Service!"
gonna' be good as new.	Better'n new, cause it's got a <u>story</u>. Want to do the other part?
better idea...	Gonna' be good as new.
fix my glasses.	Better idea...
paperclip?	Fix my glasses.
me, too.  you have a paperclip?	Paperclip?
never saw the point of 'em.	Me, too.  You have a paperclip?
you like kids?	Never saw the point of 'em.
...lost the screw...	You got a paperclip?
my glasses fell apart.  i lost the...	...lost the screw...
what are you doing down there?	My glasses fell apart.  I lost the...
what?	What are you doing down there?
"rise, one need not bend the knee before the throne of justice."	What?
they're all preparing for the auditions - your movie.	"Rise, one need not bend the knee before the throne of justice."
uh huh.	They're all preparing for the auditions - your movie.
cast stood me up.	Uh huh.
what happened?	Cast stood me up.
that's for sure.	What happened?
well, then, it don't look good for the huskies...	That's for sure.
don't look good for "trial of the heart."	Well, then, it don't look good for the Huskies...
i thought you had play practice.	Don't look good for "Trial of the Heart."
hello.	I thought you had Play Practice.
tonight, tonight, i...i have play practice...	...oh...oh.  Well.  That's very important.
yes.	Tonight, tonight, I...I have play practice...
me?	Yes.
what are you <u>doing</u> tonight?	Me?
this is, look:  go you huskies.  ...what <u>i</u> see you saying, is:  you have the two elements, fire and <u>water</u>.  the firehouse, and the <u>old mill</u>...do you know, you could...	What are you <u>doing</u> tonight?
no, i don't...	He doesn't go back to the <u>mill</u>, he gets a second chance to go back to the <u>firehouse</u>...
wait wait wait wait wait he gets a second chance, do you see?  and <u>you</u> get a second chance!	No, I don't...
<u>how</u>...?	Wait wait wait wait wait he gets a second chance, do you see?  And <u>you</u> get a second chance!
but but but but but it's better <u>without</u>...	<u>How</u>...?
i...	But but but but but it's better <u>without</u>...
the <u>firehouse</u>...	I...
...the, the, the symbol of the fire...	The <u>Firehouse</u>...
that's why you didn't want to take the <u>mill</u> out...you've...	...the, the, the symbol of the fire...
about <u>conflict</u>...	That's why you didn't want to take the <u>Mill</u> out...you've...
<u>yes</u>...	About <u>conflict</u>...
what i need to <u>say</u>...	<u>Yes</u>...
but how do i...how do i do a film called "the old mill," when i don't have an old mill?	Well, first, you got to change the title...
you bet your life.  "the mill wheel goes around...some times it's even under water -- then it rises up, as high as it can go..."	But how do I...how do I do a film called "The Old Mill," when I don't have an old mill?
i <u>can</u>?	You bet your life.  "The mill wheel goes around...some times it's even under water -- then it rises up, as high as it can go..."
it's in your script...it's about getting a second chance.  innit?  "you <u>can</u> go back..."	I <u>can</u>?
how can you <u>say</u> that?	It's in your script...it's about getting a second chance.  Innit?  "You <u>can</u> go back..."
you'd know better'n me.	How can you <u>say</u> that?
in fact, in fact, in fact, i'm not sure if i'm giving <u>them</u> a second chance, or they're giving it to me.  that's the truth.  the truth's best, don't you think?	You'd know better'n me.
i...i decided to give it another chhh...	I love your script.
you're still here.	I...I decided to give it another chhh...
they decided, i decided to, to...you love what?	You're still here.
what are you doing?  i love your script.	They decided, I decided to, to...You love what?
hi.	What are you doing?  I love your script.
well, i guess i'll...get down to the station.  it was lovely meeting...	Mister White is...
...who...?	Well, I guess I'll...get down to the station.  It was lovely meeting...
yes...	...that.
cause, cause, it's...it's the <u>simple</u> things, that...	Yes...
mmm.	Cause, cause, it's...it's the <u>simple</u> things, that...
...such a pleasant sound.	Mmm.
...i always thought so...	...such a pleasant sound.
...that's what the swing is <u>there</u> for...thats its <u>purpose</u>, <u>isn't</u> it...	...I always thought so...
that's what the swing is <u>there</u> for...	...that's what the swing is <u>there</u> for...thats its <u>purpose</u>, <u>isn't</u> it...
i don't mean to impose, but...do you think we might...	That's what the swing is <u>there</u> for...
surest thing you know.	I don't mean to impose, but...do you think we might...
really.  with the porch swing and everything...	Surest thing you know.
i live there.	Really.  With the porch swing and everything...
for example, he's just come back from a <u>fire</u> and he...um...  that's a fine house.  you look at that, and you know, there's nice people that live there.	I live there.
everyday things...yes.	For example, he's just come back from a <u>fire</u> and he...um...  That's a fine house.  You look at that, and you know, there's nice people that live there.
the, the, the, the <u>sanctity</u> of everyday things...	Everyday things...yes.
that whole...	The, the, the, the <u>sanctity</u> of everyday things...
no, no.  of course, that's <u>exactly</u> what it represents...	That whole...
so that the old mill, the old <u>mill</u> represents...the wheel of fate is that too...	No, no.  Of course, that's <u>exactly</u> what it represents...
goodbye.	Goodbye.
and likewise.	Goodbye.
well.  it was a pleasure meeting you.	And likewise.
and you're the only one who'll ever hear that speech.  just you.	Well.  It was a pleasure meeting you.
that's that's that's that's beautiful...	And you're the only one who'll ever hear that speech.  Just you.
...that it has been vouchsafed to him.	That's that's that's that's beautiful...
of course.	...that it has been vouchsafed to him.
of course, of course that's what i'm <u>saying</u>.  as the old mill goes around, he <u>sees</u>...	Of course.
as the old mill goes around...	Of course, of course that's what I'm <u>saying</u>.  As the Old Mill goes around, he <u>sees</u>...
...that...he <u>sees</u> that...	As the Old Mill goes around...
i understand...	...that...he <u>sees</u> that...
of <u>mercy</u>...off...	I understand...
yes...	Of <u>mercy</u>...off...
that: in an act of...	Yes...
no, no, i see...	That: in an act of...
but, but but but...	No, no, I see...
yes...	But, but but but...
that, he says, there <u>are</u> no second chances...that he's been presented what he <u>prayed</u> for...and: he's ruined it.	Yes...
yes.	That, he says, there <u>are</u> no second chances...that he's been presented what he <u>prayed</u> for...and: he's ruined it.
...that...that he <u>prayed</u> for a second chance.  but...do you see?	Yes.
that's true.  you grow up here?	Central High, 'n' matinees, the Bijou Theatre.
you get what you pay for.	That's true.  You grow up here?
it was either that, or a sardine.	You get what you pay for.
but why the dalmation?	It was either that, or a sardine.
first organized fire department was on the border of dalmatia and sardinia in the year 642.	But why the dalmation?
ever wonder why the dalmation's the symbol of the firehouse?	First organized fire department was on the border of Dalmatia and Sardinia in the year 642.
no, of course, you want to get out of town.	It's...
i...	No, of course, you want to get out of town.
no, of course, you don't want to talk about it.	It's about a man who gets a second chance.
n'about ten minutes.  what was your movie about?	No, of course, you don't want to talk about it.
could you tell me when's the next train?	N'about ten minutes.  What was your movie about?
it's about life.	Could you tell me when's the next train?
why?	It's about life.
yes.	Why?
you like my play.	Yes.
it's in your play.	You like my play.
that's good.  that's really good.  you have a gift for words.	It's in your play.
well.  everybody has reversals.  if you were never down how would you know when you were up?	That's good.  That's really good.  You have a gift for words.
i just got kicked off my first movie.	Well.  Everybody has reversals.  If you were never down how would you know when you were up?
don't be so hard on yourself.	I just got kicked off my first movie.
actually, i'm not sure if i quit.  i think that i got fired.  i'm such a liar. i never could tell the truth.	Don't be so hard on yourself.
why did you quit?	Actually, I'm not sure if I quit.  I think that I got fired.  I'm such a liar. I never could tell the truth.
i quit the movie.	Why did you quit?
you quit.	I quit the movie.
i quit.	You quit.
i beg your pardon?	I quit.
so young, so unlined, so full of promise.  so innocent.	I beg your pardon?
what's it called?	"Anguish."
you haven't heard of it.	What's it called?
you wrote a play on it, what play is that?	You haven't heard of it.
other one has history, too.  i wrote my play on it.	You wrote a play on it, what play is that?
you buy the typewriter, i'll get it all spruced up, good as new.  better than new.  it has some history.	Other one has history, too.  I wrote my play on it.
well, it had sentimental value.	You buy the typewriter, I'll get it all spruced up, good as new.  Better than new.  It has some history.
that's why they have state borders... whyn't you get a replacement?	Well, it had sentimental value.
the people in new hampshire.	That's why they have state borders... whyn't you get a replacement?
who?	The people in New Hampshire.
i have one, but they lost it.	Who?
why don't you buy it, only forty bucks.	I have one, but they lost it.
i want to rent this one.	Why don't you buy it, only forty bucks.
we got em.  north...no, henry james was the novelist, frank james was a criminal...  yep, you came to the right place.  jessie james was the <u>brother</u>.  of the novelist, that's right.  that's alright susie.  see you tomorrow, susie.	I want to rent this one.
i need a typewritter.	We got em.  North...No, Henry James was the novelist, Frank James was a criminal...  Yep, you came to the right place.  Jessie James was the <u>Brother</u>.  Of the novelist, that's right.  That's alright Susie.  See you tomorrow, Susie.
northern books.  what can i do for you?	I need a typewritter.
everybody makes their own fun.  f'you don't make it yourself, it ain't fun, it's entertainment.	Northern Books.  What can I do for you?
...small town.  i suppose.  you have to make your own fun.	Everybody makes their own fun.  F'you don't make it yourself, it ain't fun, it's entertainment.
local drama group.  northern books.  no, it hasn't come in yet.  as soon as it does.  yup, you too marge.	...small town.  I suppose.  You have to make your own fun.
you're doing a <u>play</u>...	Local Drama Group.  Northern Books.  No, it hasn't come in yet.  As soon as it does.  Yup, you too Marge.
i'm sorry.	Why, you <u>whore</u>!
no.  don't tell me that.	I'm sorry.
he works on the movie.	No.  Don't tell me that.
who is this person that you've found?	He works on the movie.
i'm sorry.	Who is this person that you've found?
let me review here: you're...what are you...you've...it's all over between us?	I'm sorry.
it's all over between us.  i've found someone else.	Let me review here: You're...what are you...you've...it's all over between us?
wai...it's so serious you couldn't call to tell me you'd be...what...?  what did you say...?	It's all over between us.  I've found someone else.
it's all over between us, doug, i'm sorry, but that's the truth.  i've found someone else, and, it's very serious and it's the end.  i'm sorry.  it isn't <u>you</u>, j...	Wai...It's so serious you couldn't call to tell me you'd be...what...?  What did you say...?
oh.  what were you doing, then, that's so important that you shouldn't call your fian...	It's all over between us, Doug, I'm sorry, but that's the truth.  I've found someone else, and, it's very serious and it's the end.  I'm sorry.  It isn't <u>you</u>, j...
i wasn't doing business.	Oh.  What were you doing, then, that's so important that you shouldn't call your fian...
well, i <u>know</u>, because they <u>told</u> me you were with that writer from the, you see, this is what i mean, the whole <u>town</u> has been warped by the, by, by the presence of the movie company, they holler, and we jump, you have a <u>date</u>, they call, you're doing business nine o'clock at night.  it isn't...	I wasn't doing business.
i have to tell you something...	Well, I <u>know</u>, because they <u>told</u> me you were with that writer from the, you see, this is what I mean, the whole <u>town</u> has been warped by the, by, by the presence of the movie company, they holler, and we jump, you have a <u>date</u>, they call, you're doing business nine o'clock at night.  It isn't...
where have you been, we had a date for <u>three</u>...where have you <u>been</u>...?	I have to tell you something...
i've been thinking.	Where have you been, we had a date for <u>three</u>...where have you <u>been</u>...?
where have you been...	I've been thinking.
we did...?	Where have you been...
we had a date.	We did...?
hi!	We had a date.
"the mill grinds the grain, but the grain is not destroyed.  <u>although</u> it is altered..."	Sure, but...ten thousand dollars.  Do you know what they...this movie is budgeted at fifty <u>million</u> dol...they're coming up here, offer us a measl...
i beg your pardon?	"The mill grinds the grain, but the grain is not destroyed.  <u>Although</u> it is altered..."
that's so beautiful...	I beg your pardon?
ten thousand dollars.	That's so beautiful...
what are they offering?	Ten thousand dollars.
look at this.  do you know what they're offering?  look at this.  they treat us like we're their backyard.  do you know what they're offering for three days to close down main street?	What are they offering?
yes, that's right.	Look at this.  Do you know what they're offering?  Look at this.  They treat us like we're their backyard.  Do you know what they're offering for three days to close down Main Street?
what, what what are you doing here?	Yes, that's right.
waal, <u>there</u> you are, and have i got some news for <u>you</u>...	Doug, this is Joe White, and this is, this, this is my fiance, Doug Mac...
what is it, a surprise?	That's right...
and i might have something important to tell you...	What is it, a surprise?
go you huskies...	And I might have something important to tell you...
tuesdays and thursdays.  but after play practice, i'm yours.	Go you Huskies...
drama group?	Tuesdays and Thursdays.  But after Play Practice, I'm yours.
after drama group.	Drama Group?
we on for tomorrow night?	After Drama Group.
water or mineral deposits.	Waal, that's what I'm saying.
annie:  you stick to the amateur theatricals.  this isn't quite the same thing, you see?  this is big business, in which, our life...  ...s'no less a <u>commodity</u> than...than our...	Water or mineral deposits.
well, i for one, am glad of a little diversion and i'm glad they're here...	What I am <u>saying</u>, is, we have to Look Out For Our Own...Now:  they want to close down Main Street...
s'okay, maude.  you know your lines...?	...I'm sure that people are upset...
morning, darling.	Morning.
i'm glad you asked...i'll <u>tell</u> you what was wrong with it.  and what was wrong with it was it was behind the times. now:  you want to bring <u>business</u> into this town?  you have to plan for a waterford that does not exist.  not at the moment, <u>no</u>...	Morning, darling.
well, then, what's he doing here?	What're you doing here...?
yes, maude, it is.  it is a <u>very</u> good play.	Well, then, what's he doing here?
that a fact.  now, is it a good play?	Yes, Maude, it is.  It is a <u>very</u> good play.
maude, this <u>man</u> wrote this <u>play</u>!	That a fact.  Now, is it a good play?
i know em, i don't know what order they come in...	We'll work it out...
cluster of events.  don't see something, ten years, allasudden.  three times inna night.	That's what they call an events cluster. Some guy, nobby orders a Manhattan, fifteen, twenty years, allasudden, three times inna night.
big day last night.	Hope to tell you.  Didn't I pick the fragments of glass out of Bob Barrenger's actual head myself.
well, they don't always leave with the ones they came in with.	Big day last night.
he had a hard day.  ann's deserted him for some guy on the movie.	Well, they don't always leave with the ones they came in with.
mornin', doc...	You doin' here, Doug, thought you started out the day with that pernicious <u>caffeine</u>...
well, where do they hold court?	Hold court, they have to, science lab, the high school.
ain't got no courthouse.  courthouse burnt down, 1960.	Well, where do they hold court?
what?	Ain't got no courthouse.  Courthouse burnt down, 1960.
town ain't got no courthouse.	What?
courthouse back in town.	Town ain't got no courthouse.
what courthouse?	Courthouse back in town.
it'll hurt the box office.	They know what her tits look like.
what's an associate producer credit?	It's what you give to your secretary instead of a raise.
they're holding it for ransom.	Uh -- why did we have to leave New Hampshire?
<u>wonderful</u> scr...	Can't...can't you build the Old Mill?
but, does it have to be an old mill?	Hi.
marty, it's howie gold on the coast, he needs your confirmation on a request for money...?	And I need a drink.
rewrites that bob barrenger requested... the "dead horse scene," the...	Whatever it is.  GO <u>do</u> it.  How you doing on the permit?
wat...	I'm somewhere in the, I'm on location, eh:  This...well I'm going to solve it here, or this <u>Bimbo</u> you sent me's going to be doing a fuckin' <u>donkey</u> act in Akron, I'm talking about Restraint of Trade, Breach of...IT'S VERY SIMPLE...!
mitch, th'marty rossen, i'm here in...	Wat...
he's on the ph...	Mitch, th'Marty Rossen, I'm here in...
this horse is booked.	Tell the guy, get me the horse, I'll give him an Associate Producer credit.
what is that in fingers...?  just kidding, get me this horse.	This horse is booked.
fifteen hands.	What is that in fingers...?  Just kidding, get me this horse.
how big is this horse?	Fifteen hands.
it's marty on the coast -	On the coast?  Of <u>course</u> he's on the coast, where's he gonna be, the <u>Hague</u>...
fourteen year old girls.	Well, get him something else and let's get out of here in one piece.  Get him a half of a 28-year old girl.
...they run on water.	Now: I'm looking at the...
because, because...we don't <u>have</u> to build an old mill -- they <u>have</u> an old mill -- <u>yeah</u>.  it's on a stream -- that's where you <u>put</u> a mill.	...they run on water.
waterford, vermont.  where is it?  <u>that's</u> where it is...	Because, because...we don't <u>have</u> to build an Old Mill -- they <u>have</u> an Old Mill -- <u>yeah</u>.  It's on a stream -- that's where you <u>put</u> a mill.
i will.	Waterford, Vermont.  Where is it?  <u>That's</u> where it is...
...you got to get me that street for nothing...	I will.
waterford, vermont.	...you got to get me that street for nothing...
...why am i here...?	What, what, what, what do they got that can pass for the Old Mill...
i'm bleeding, bill, i'm <u>bleeding</u>...	...why am I here...?
yeah, but they never made a movie here.	I'm bleeding, Bill, I'm <u>bleeding</u>...
you told me that about the <u>last</u> town.	Yeah, but they never made a movie here.
a jacket for five dollars...i can buy this town for fifty bucks.	You told me that about the <u>last</u> town.
town in new hampshire was small town america too.  forty thousand dollars a day, to shoot on the street.  and <u>then</u> they kicked us out...	A jacket for five dollars...I can buy this town for fifty bucks.
<u>this</u> is your movie, this is small town america.	Town in New Hampshire was small town America too.  Forty thousand dollars a day, to shoot on the street.  And <u>then</u> they kicked us out...
they think it's your first wife...	That Could Be.
you know who the <u>father</u> is...?	They think it's your First Wife...
that's right.	You know who the <u>father</u> is...?
hey, tommy.  heard your wife's having a baby.	That's right.
have you got the new pages on the old mill?  hey, bob.	Hey, Tommy.  Heard your wife's having a baby.
bobby, don't say anything.	Nothing happened.
whyn't you learn your lines?	I <u>know</u> my lines...
what'll i do for fun?	Whyn't you learn your lines?
stay ready.  stay by yourself in your room.	What'll I do for fun?
i never touched her.  my mother's gr...	And a <u>fantasy</u> object...
...overcome by the events around her, the presence of a high-powered...	I never touched her.  My mother's gr...
...i was just talking to that girl in the other room.	...overcome by the events around her, the presence of a high-powered...
...upset and impressionable...  get me the mayor...	...I was just talking to that girl in the other room.
she wasn't in the...	Nobody knows it but us.  Alright?  It says <u>here</u>...  Are we together on this?  Because it's sink or swim here, pals...
then she wasn't in the car.  <u>say</u> it.	She wasn't in the...
uh, <u>look</u>....	Look:  Okay.  Okay.  Look:  look you're driving, countryside, so on, you picked her up, she was hitch...
okay, look, you, what is she, 19, twenty...oh christ...	Uh, <u>look</u>....
we missed you in church today, frank.	Sister, I've just come from a <u>fire</u>...
mornin, sister.	We missed you in Church today, Frank.
that makes a <u>lot</u> of sense, claire, that makes a lot of...list...listen, cause the audience isn't <u>coming</u> to see your breasts.  they are coming to see you <u>act</u>. what are you doing this evening...?	I'm having dinner with W...
isn't he...	It's...
i loved it...he...	Isn't he...
how'd you like working with richard hill?	I loved it...he...
no, i was, i was, i was just <u>learning</u> on, it's a...	How'd you like working with Richard Hill?
i saw desert sun, i wanna tell you...	No, I was, I was, I was just <u>learning</u> on, it's a...
her...	I swear that that woman in my room...
i...	You got to get out of here...
are you all right...?	I...
...wouldn't that be dangerous?	...not if you've got something to hold on to.
you want to see it better, we could go out on the roof.	...wouldn't that be dangerous?
nice town that you've got here.	You want to see it better, we could go out on the roof.
i wouldn't tell anyone anything that happened between me and somebody who was my friend.	Nice town that you've got here.
then i hope you wouldn't tell anyone that i gave you this.	I wouldn't tell anyone anything that happened between me and somebody who was my friend.
bourbon and milk.	How old are you?
what do you drink?	Bourbon and Milk.
sure, what have you got?	What do you drink?
well, i can offer you something to drink?	Sure, what have you got?
i don't eat vegetables.	Well, I can offer you something to drink?
well, i'm pretty impolite.  would you like some?	I don't eat vegetables.
but, that's the way of the world, huh? everybody's gotta eat.  way of the world.	Well, I'm pretty impolite.  Would you like some?
the prices are going up.	But, that's the way of the world, huh? Everybody's gotta eat.  Way of the world.
you do...?	I just don't know what <u>order</u> they come in...
can we try to keep our pants buttoned and get out of this town in one piece?	I'm ready!
how could she turn on me like that?  i thought she liked me.	Can we try to keep our pants buttoned and get out of this town in one piece?
if your memory was as long as your dick, you'd be in good shape.  how long since you almost went to jail for this shit?	How could she turn on me like that?  I thought she liked me.
we're going to discuss the scr...you wanna come along...?	You mind...?
i've always seen that.	We <u>don't</u> show her breasts, we just show your <u>reaction</u>...
so you see what i'm <u>saying</u>...the movie is about <u>purity</u>...	I've always seen that.
joe, the writer?	Just him and me.
no, i...just...just joe, just joe...	Joe, the writer?
<u>bobby</u>...	Everybody needs a hob...
well, yeah, i'm fine, i reached over to, the girl had to be home, i don't know, it's a <u>schoolnight</u>, something...	<u>Bobby</u>...
are you okay?	Well, yeah, I'm fine, I reached over to, the girl had to be home, I don't know, it's a <u>schoolnight</u>, something...
and you go start with <u>that</u> stuff in <u>this</u> town...	Everybody needs a hobby.  Okay, look Page...
no, you're absolutely r...	And you go start with <u>that</u> stuff in <u>this</u> town...
bob, bob, stick to the business, will you?	No, you're absolutely r...
alright.  let's...  page five, the fucking <u>horse</u> dies.  you know, <u>she</u> could be in the movie, she could, she's got a good face, she could be the doctor's...uh, why does it have to be his, uh, <u>wife</u>...?  it could be his...	Bob, Bob, stick to the business, will you?
you can go...	Alright.  Let's...  Page five, the fucking <u>horse</u> dies.  You know, <u>she</u> could be in the movie, she could, she's got a good face, she could be the Doctor's...uh, why does it have to be his, uh, <u>wife</u>...?  It could be his...
you don't need "hi i've just come from the restaurant."	You can go...
hold on: what bob is saying, you don't need...	You don't need "Hi I've just come from the restaurant."
what i...	Hold on: what Bob is saying, you don't need...
what...	What I...
she's a <u>waitress</u>.	What...
she's a...	She's a <u>waitress</u>.
you look at:  girl comes in the room, an <u>apron</u>, a brown <u>bag</u>, what is she...? she's a...	She's a...
we've got three days to...	You look at:  girl comes in the room, an <u>apron</u>, a brown <u>bag</u>, what is she...? She's a...
tell it with pictures.  what i'm saying...	We've got three days to...
tell it with <u>pictures</u>.	Tell it with pictures.  What I'm saying...
tell it with...	Tell it with <u>pictures</u>.
he's saying, what are you saying, bobby?	Tell it with...
the people came to see a motion <u>picture</u>.  ...hold on...	He's saying, what are you saying, Bobby?
thanks, honey, but, next time, bring two, save yourself a trip.	The people came to see a motion <u>Picture</u>.  ...hold on...
i mean, okay, fine, but it's a motion <u>picture</u>.	Thanks, honey, but, next time, bring two, save yourself a trip.
what else?	Page...<u>three</u>.  Now:  "It's a nice evening."  I'm not gonna say that... "It's a nice..."
well, officer, don't worry ab...	If there's anything I...
it's a formality.  any case of damage to city prop...you hit the control box of the new stop light, and...  they'll, uh, these things <u>happen</u>, i hope you're alright, and that you're feeling...	Well, Officer, don't worry ab...
you have to what?	It's a formality.  Any case of damage to city prop...you hit the control box of the new stop light, and...  They'll, uh, these things <u>happen</u>, I hope you're alright, and that you're feeling...
...i have to give you this <u>ticket</u> for damage to city property.  i'm really sorry, sir, it's a formality, i hope you'll excuse...	You have to what?
i'm an attorney, if there's anything you have to say to...	...I have to give you this <u>ticket</u> for damage to city property.  I'm really sorry, Sir, it's a formality, I hope you'll excuse...
well, now, mr. barrenger, i'm very sorry, in fact, i'm as sorry as i could be, <u>but</u>...	I'm an attorney, if there's anything you have to say to...
of course he...	Could I see it please...?
i have to ask you these...um.  you have a valid drivers license...?	Of course he...
well.  what seems to be the...?	I have to ask you these...um.  You have a valid drivers license...?
i'm very sorry to...	Well.  What seems to be the...?
you guys had better leave us a...	Mr. Barrenger.
is mr. barrenger there...?	No, wait a, wait a, wait a...we can't put her in the car, she gets it in her head to sue, or rape, or some goddam, she wasn't in...
what's his name?	Mr. Bailey.
the mayor's outside.	What's his name?
izzat so?	The Mayor's outside.
there's other things to be learned.	Izzat so?
aren't you ever in school?	There's other things to be learned.
it's night.	Scene <u>twelve</u>...arrival at the mill.
i've got scene <u>twelve</u>...  shouldn't you be in school...?	It's night.
i wasn't in the car.	We know that you weren't.
it's a mistake.  it's all over.  i'm sorry that we've inconvenienced you.	I wasn't in the car.
no.	Then what is the...?
nobody.	Well, what's the beef?
who is it raped you?	Nobody.
nobody touched me, i was at home.	Who is it raped you?
i think he's moved...	I, uh...  Um...
i, well, you know, i tried to take him, in his room.	I think he's moved...
thank you.	I, well, you know, I tried to take him, in his room.
and i have mr. barrenger's tuna b...	Thank you.
you have no right to...	Cool it, Babe, you started this...
i really think that <u>business</u>...matters should be discussed between you t...	Well, I'm going to discuss 'em between you babe, cause it's your idea, and you think you're going to sign to do a, then hold us up in the <u>wilds</u> sweetheart, you are in <u>error</u>...
i want you to hear this.	I really think that <u>business</u>...matters should be discussed between you t...
get him on the...	I want you to hear this.
he's on the island, he'll be back on...	Get him on the...
get him on the phone.	He's on the Island, he'll be back on...
i think i should talk to my agent, marty, you and i should, we should, really not discuss...	Who is her agent...?
i want to tell you something, wally, he's a pussycat.  <u>my</u> thing is to see everybody does what they said they would and i have to do that.  now:  what is this you want <u>eight hundred thousand dollars</u> to do what you're being paid to, you already <u>signed</u> you'd do...?  what is that?	I think I should talk to my agent, Marty, you and I should, we should, really not discuss...
...we had a script conference...	I told her Thank You Very Much, but it was inconvenient because...uh... because...
she came in here, wait, she...i was giving her a massage...wait...wait!  she came in here...she...  ...with respect...she took off her clothes, and she got in <u>bed</u>, i told her i could not--we don't know each other, you see...	...we had a script conference...
hi.  i hope i'm not disturbing...	She came in here, wait, she...I was giving her a massage...wait...Wait!  She came in here...she...  ...with respect...she took off her clothes, and she got in <u>bed</u>, I told her I could not--we don't know each other, you see...
will you help me out...?	I...
oh.	Will you help me out...?
that's my...	Oh.
who is that...?	That's my...
you have to hide.	Who is that...?
but we...	Look, look there's someone else...
but not that <u>way</u>...	But we...
i like you, too.	But not that <u>way</u>...
look, look, i like you <u>very much</u>...	I like you, too.
i feel so <u>close</u> to you...	Look, look, I like you <u>very much</u>...
look.	I feel so <u>close</u> to you...
why?	<u>You</u> know...Where's your bathroom?
i love jewish men.	Why?
i, actually yes.	I love Jewish men.
matzoh!  are you jewish?	I, actually yes.
she's absolutely r...	I'm not a <u>child</u>... I have <u>feelings</u>... Don't you...don't, don't...don't...
you can't treat me like this.  i'm not a child!	She's absolutely r...
no, are you kidding me, bob, not at all.	Marty...
i'm so comfortable with that, walt, i can't <u>tell</u> you...	Well, Joe said it, and he's right.
...he's right here, mr. mayor...	Bob are you alright...?
hello.	...he's right here, Mr. Mayor...
claire:  as an interpretive artist to a creative artist:  stay with me.  i need you.  we start to shoot tomorrow and then it belongs to <u>us</u>.  stay.  stay.  tonight...when...  when they've gone.  let's talk.  let's <u>really</u> talk.  we could, we'll have <u>dinner</u>, we'll...a bottle of some bad red wine, we'll get spaghetti, and we'll...	I'm sorry Walt -- it's gone beyond that.
he treated me as if i were a child...	Claire:  As an interpretive artist to a creative artist:  Stay with me.  I need you.  We start to shoot tomorrow and then it belongs to <u>us</u>.  Stay.  Stay.  Tonight...when...  When they've gone.  Let's talk.  Let's <u>really</u> talk.  We could, we'll have <u>dinner</u>, we'll...a bottle of some bad red wine, we'll get spaghetti, and we'll...
...i know, i'm so...because i said: yes, a woman who...the...the community <u>respects</u> her.  please don't go.  please don't go.  what can i do but beseech you...?  trauma, <u>toil</u>...when are we free of them...?  when...?	He treated me as if I were a child...
...she has a <u>home</u>...	...I know, I'm so...because I said: yes, a woman who...the...the community <u>respects</u> her.  Please don't go.  Please don't go.  What can I do but beseech you...?  Trauma, <u>toil</u>...when are we free of them...?  When...?
...yes...	...she has a <u>home</u>...
...she works with <u>animals</u>, she...	...yes...
i know...	...she works with <u>animals</u>, she...
the minute i read that script i said...	I know...
i know what you are, i am <u>so</u> sorry that you...when i read that script i said there's only one person to play that part.	The minute I read that script I said...
i'm only trying to...	I know what you are, I am <u>so</u> sorry that you...when I read that script I said there's only one person to play that part.
an artist of your caliber...	I'm only trying to...
i...	An artist of your caliber...
i, uh...  i've always thought so...  well, you just get an idea, and try to find the best way to express it in pictorial form.  i've written a letter to the studio and to sag protesting...  bill: get a copy of that letter...!  i just wanted to tell you that i am <u>past</u> chagrined, i'm <u>mortified</u> at the way you were spoken to...	I...
what?  i have a five-o'clock plane to catch.	I, uh...  I've always thought so...  Well, you just get an idea, and try to find the best way to express it in pictorial form.  I've written a letter to the studio and to SAG protesting...  Bill: get a copy of that letter...!  I just wanted to tell you that I am <u>past</u> chagrined, I'm <u>mortified</u> at the way you were spoken to...
not now, i'm talking to the press. claire!	What?  I have a five-o'clock plane to catch.
we, we have to give it.	...and my heart goes out to you, because I know...
and you know what...?	We, we have to give it.
yes.	And you know what...?
...wants a piece...	Yes.
...yes...	...wants a piece...
i know, it's the hardest thing in the world, and it seems everybody wants...	...yes...
i know, i know.	I know, it's the hardest thing in the world, and it seems everybody wants...
wally...	I know, I know.
no, she didn't claire.  but i think you should do the scene.	Wally...
...and, and, and did she...?  and she did the seven shows...	No, she didn't Claire.  But I think you should do the scene.
...i know...i know...	...and, and, and did she...?  And she did the seven shows...
because he understood.  that was her life's blood on the stage.	...I know...I know...
...i...	Because he understood.  That was her life's blood on the stage.
nothing.  he held her and he wept. because he...	...I...
what?	Nothing.  He held her and he wept. Because he...
listen to me:  elanora <u>duse</u> was playing hamlet in london in 1905, and royalty could not get a ticket.  she said, "i'm not doing the seven shows a week i signed for."  she said, "i cannot bare my soul seven times a week.  i am an artist. i'll do four shows a week."  the greatest actress of her time.  you know what her producer said?	What?
...i can't do it, wally...	Listen to me:  Elanora <u>Duse</u> was playing Hamlet in London in 1905, and Royalty could not get a ticket.  She said, "I'm not doing the seven shows a week I signed for."  She said, "I cannot bare my soul seven times a week.  I am an artist. I'll do four shows a week."  The greatest actress of her time.  You know what her Producer said?
i...i...	Who are these from?
fuck flowers, we aren't talking about flowers, we're talking about a human being.	I...I...
now, look.  claire:  listen to me.  i want to tell you a story.	Fuck flowers, we aren't talking about flowers, we're talking about a human being.
...they treat me like a <u>child</u>.  i, i...to bare my <u>body</u>.	Now, look.  Claire:  Listen to me.  I want to tell you a story.
...<u>no</u>, they don't...	...they treat me like a <u>child</u>.  I, I...to bare my <u>body</u>.
everybody, they, they, they treat me like a...	...<u>no</u>, they don't...
i know that, claire.  i, we <u>all</u> know...	Everybody, they, they, they treat me like a...
is...is the movie!	I know that, Claire.  I, we <u>all</u> know...
i know that...	Is...Is the Movie!
i don't want to take my shirt off in that con...what are these things that they're asking of me...?  wha...wha...wha... i try to be good; the only thing i care about is...	I know that...
<u>forget</u> the contract.  claire.  what is it?	I don't want to take my shirt off in that con...What are these things that they're asking of me...?  Wha...wha...wha... I try to be good; the only thing I care about is...
it isn't <u>right</u>.  i can't...i...i know i si...i, they, i don't know if they told me it was in the con...	<u>Forget</u> the contract.  Claire.  What is it?
you can't do what?	It isn't <u>right</u>.  I can't...I...I know I si...I, they, I don't know if they told me it was in the con...
i can't do it, walt.	You can't do what?
what...?	I can't do it, Walt.
"...but still it rises up...it rises up, frank, high as it can go."	Yeah.  Joe?  Would you, uh, tell Claire the, uh, the "thoughts" you've been...
yes, yes, but...	"...but still it rises up...It rises up, Frank, high as it can go."
this scene is why i'm doing the movie. "look at the mill, frank -- look at the way it goes around...<u>half</u> of the time the darned wheel's under water, but..."	Yes, yes, but...
yeah.	This scene is why I'm doing the movie. "Look at the mill, Frank -- look at the way it goes around...<u>half</u> of the time the darned wheel's under water, but..."
how many times in your <u>life</u> do you get a speech like that?	Yeah.
yes, but, joe, <u>joe's</u> been, well, he's just been having a few, uh, "thoughts," about...	How many times in your <u>life</u> do you get a speech like that?
what, what's there to <u>think</u> about?  the scene's perfect...i, i get to say...	Yes, but, Joe, <u>Joe's</u> been, well, he's just been having a few, uh, "Thoughts," about...
this is joe white.	How can I thank you?  How can I repay you for this part?  It's a...what a, thank you for this part.  The first scene at the Old Mill...
don't let me dis...i'll just...	No, no...Please.
we're just talking about the...	Don't let me dis...I'll just...
i just...	Claire, Bob Bar...
claire, when did you...	I just...
he's staying here?  bob barrenger is staying he...?	Put something in his room.  What does he like?
that's cor...	He's staying here?  Bob Barrenger is staying he...?
bob barrenger...bob...bob barrenger's in this movie?	That's cor...
somebody make a note.  i want li..., for the broad...what does she like?  lilacs. okay.  a truck of lilacs when the broad comes.  and get something for bob barrenger, get him, what does he like...?	Bob Barrenger...Bob...Bob Barrenger's in this movie?
i'll put the, in your r...	Somebody make a note.  I want Li..., for the broad...what does she like?  Lilacs. Okay.  A truck of lilacs when the broad comes.  And get something for Bob Barrenger, get him, what does he like...?
"bring it in on time and there's more where these came from.  marty.  p.s. i want to talk to you about a product tie- in..."	I'll put the, in your r...
-- she's got 'religion.'	Her religion bars her from fulfilling her contr...
she doesn't want to bare her breasts...what, in the "nude scene...?" what are we paying her three mil?	-- she's got 'religion.'
she doesn't want to bare her breasts.	She Doesn't Want to Bare Her Breasts...what, in the "Nude Scene...?" What are we paying her three mil?
she won't stop crying...	Find out when Marty Rossen's arriving, get him a bunch of lilacs to send to the broad.
why not?	She won't stop crying...
i can't tell.	Why not?
oh, really, then why don't you sue me in the world court.  did she like the costumes?	I can't tell.
that isn't very nice.	Oh, really, then why don't you sue me in the World Court.  Did she like the costumes?
did she throw up?	That isn't very nice.
yes.	Did she throw up?
you show claire these sketches?	Yes.
you said <u>three</u>...?	<u>Did</u> I?  I think you're mistaken.
uh.  bob barrenger, fella, <u>cameraman</u>...	You said <u>three</u>...?
who got their heads cut?	Uh.  Bob Barrenger, fella, <u>Cameraman</u>...
what?	Who got their heads cut?
kiss my ass.	Well.
...i just swore my life away, back in that...	Mornin, Chessy...how's the back...?
nope.  i'm just supposed to hold people's hands, while they die.  what'd you say your problem was...	...I just swore my life away, back in that...
aren't you supposed to set an example for people...?	Nope.  I'm just supposed to hold people's hands, while they die.  What'd you say your problem was...
it's the truth that you should never trust anybody, wears a bowtie.  cravat's sposed to point down to accentuate the <u>genitals</u>, why'd you wanna trust somebody, s'tie points out to accentuate his <u>ears</u>...?	Aren't you supposed to set an example for people...?
i perjured myself.  i told a lie, and i ruined my life. that's what i did...  i don't suppose you could help me with <u>that</u>, could you?  turn back the <u>clock</u>, or something?  give me back my, give me back my <u>purity</u>, i don't suppose you could just wave your magic wand and do that, could you...?  but what <u>is</u> truth? eh?  in't that the thing?  what <u>is</u> true?	It's the truth that you should never trust anybody, wears a bowtie.  Cravat's sposed to point down to accentuate the <u>genitals</u>, why'd you wanna trust somebody, s'tie points out to accentuate his <u>ears</u>...?
why?	I perjured myself.  I told a lie, and I ruined my life. That's what I did...  I don't suppose you could help me with <u>that</u>, could you?  Turn back the <u>clock</u>, or something?  Give me back my, give me back my <u>purity</u>, I don't suppose you could just wave your magic wand and do that, could you...?  But what <u>is</u> truth? Eh?  In't that the thing?  What <u>is</u> true?
i, uh...i'm leaving.	Why?
where you off to?	I, uh...I'm leaving.
doug...	Now:  the Waterford Merchant's Association, of who I am Council...
i want you to hear this, pal...  forget the overages, <u>forget</u> ten thousand dollars for three days to two weeks.  you know what it would cost for them to <u>build</u> this set?  two million dollars!  now:	Doug...
...he's the producer of the movie.	I want you to hear this, pal...  Forget the overages, <u>forget</u> Ten Thousand Dollars for three days to two weeks.  You know what it would cost for them to <u>build</u> this set?  Two Million Dollars!  Now:
i have to talk to you.	Doug, this is Mr...
doug, the traffic light...	<u>Fuck</u> the traffic light.  I'm talking about three percent of the adjusted gross of a Major Motion Picture...
main street.	Doug, the traffic light...
...little woman has gone crazy about our dinner party...city council...?  what's the trouble...?	Main Street.
and what was it you wanted to say?	Gut Yuntif.
eight hundred thousand dollars in cash.	And what was it you wanted to say?
what's in the case?	Eight hundred thousand dollars in cash.
...you know, there's nothing you could say, that could <u>possibly</u> make a difference, so, why don't you just save your breath.	What's in the case?
i...	...you know, there's nothing you could say, that could <u>possibly</u> make a difference, so, why don't you just save your breath.
i'd prefer it if you didn't speak to me.	I...
hi.	I'd prefer it if you didn't speak to me.
later for you, pal.	Okay...
oh, you're his attorney, too...?	Later for you, pal.
i want to talk to him.  would you ex...	Oh, you're his attorney, too...?
he didn't have to tell...	I want to talk to him.  Would you ex...
he told you that...	He didn't have to tell...
and i've got a witness!  your mr. white saw the crime.	He told you that...
you've got nothing, you don't have a witness...	And I've got a witness!  Your Mr. White saw the crime.
moral turp...you're on my home court, friend, i have the mayor and the town behind me, and forget making your movie: i may own the studio when i get through with you: i got a civil suit, i got rape, i got collusion...	You've got nothing, you don't have a witness...
...a history of <u>nothing</u>, he was acquitted...	Moral turp...you're on my home court, friend, I have the Mayor and the town behind me, and forget making your movie: I may own the studio when I get through with you: I got a civil suit, I got rape, I got collusion...
well you guess what.  the mayor sent me. i have your mr. barrenger with a history of...	...a history of <u>nothing</u>, he was acquitted...
she was in the car with bob barrenger last night.  and she was injured coming home from a love tryst, so...	You were in the car with Bob?
conspiracy in statutory rape?  okay.  of whom?	This young woman.
what is the...?	Arrest him.
arrest him.	What is the...?
he saw the girl in the car...	You bet he did.
sure.	He saw the girl in the car...
he saw the accident...?	Sure.
the writer.	He saw the accident...?
who's white...?	The writer.
you mean you need a witness in addition to white...?	Who's White...?
what?	You mean you need a witness in addition to White...?
you mean <u>with white</u>...?	What?
you know, the rape, to...even to the accident...	You mean <u>with White</u>...?
a witness to what...?	You know, the rape, to...even to the accident...
i had a witness i would.	A witness to what...?
you should.	I had a witness I would.
half a buck i'd put him in jail...	You should.
he should be put in jail.	Half a buck I'd put him in jail...
half a buck i'd close it down...it's per...you know, it's perfidy, you got your barrenger, molesting little girls...	He should be put in jail.
my wife just went into labor...	Half a buck I'd close it down...it's per...you know, it's perfidy, you got your Barrenger, molesting little girls...
hey, you've gotta eat a peck of dirt...	My wife just went into labor...
could you tell me where a fellow goes to get a drink in this town?	Yes.
no.  no, but we're planning to.	Could you tell me where a fellow goes to get a drink in this town?
mmmm.  you have children?	No.  No, but we're planning to.
how about that.	Mmmm.  You have children?
my wife's going to have a baby.	How about that.
what the hell are <u>you</u> so down about?	My wife's going to have a baby.
i'm looking for the writer.	What the hell are <u>you</u> so down about?
you what...?  is that on the callsheet, is that on the callsheet, or is that <u>personal business</u>?  ah, christ. <u>marty</u>...are we <u>paying</u> you?	I...
my <u>wife's having a baby</u>...	You what...?  Is that on the callsheet, is that on the callsheet, or is that <u>personal business</u>?  Ah, Christ. <u>Marty</u>...Are we <u>paying</u> you?
some, you were, you were going to make a reservation for us?  where's my schedule? where are we <u>booked</u> tonight?	My <u>wife's having a baby</u>...
i...?	Some, you were, you were going to make a reservation for us?  Where's my schedule? Where are we <u>booked</u> tonight?
did you, where are we going tonight...?	I...?
i'm trying, honey...i'm...look, is your ma, when is your <u>mom</u> coming?  oh.  what did the <u>midwife</u>...?	Did you, where are we going tonight...?
my wife is going to have a baby, and...	Oh, that's <u>great</u>.  Let's bring more people into this overcrowded world.
not now.	My wife is going to have a baby, and...
i have to talk to you.  my wife...	Not now.
...totally false...<u>totally</u> false.  he is the, i would say the most responsible human being i have ever...	I have to talk to you.  My wife...
i can't find the writer.	...totally false...<u>totally</u> false.  He is the, I would say the most responsible human being I have ever...
...the finest people you could ever hope to work with...  you have the new old mill pages?	I can't find the writer.
i'm very sorry i...	You're very sorry, you passive aggressive, son-of-a-bitch...can we replace him?
we're very upset with her.  get someone to <u>double for her</u>, her tits, the tits scene, call l.a.  i want to see some <u>pictures</u> of the women's <u>tits</u>.  of their <u>tits</u>.	I'm very sorry I...
i...	We're very upset with her.  Get someone to <u>double for her</u>, her tits, the tits scene, call L.A.  I want to see some <u>pictures</u> of the women's <u>tits</u>.  Of their <u>tits</u>.
get mitch cohn on the phone in new york, tell him she's breaking her contract and we're very up...	I...
i...	Get Mitch Cohn on the phone in New York, tell him she's breaking her contract and we're very up...
i don't know what she's bitching about, she's flashed her tits in the last five movies...she'd bare her breasts to do a <u>voice</u> over.	I...
that, that's <u>your</u> life's blood on the st...	I don't know what she's bitching about, she's flashed her tits in the last five movies...she'd bare her breasts to do a <u>voice</u> over.
town's out of lilacs.	You go in her room, take the lilacs from the water, dry them.  Go buy some cellophane, wrap em up, and get a card from <u>Marty</u>.  What's her problem?
you told me they had an old mill here..	"Suspicions of arson, these fires, believed set by a disturbed Teenager, were, in fact, the inspiration for the formation of..."
i just saw the mayor, he said anything we...	It burnt down.
we can't shoot in the old mill.	I just saw the Mayor, he said anything we...
wait a sec, marty.  call us back.  two minutes.	We can't shoot in the Old Mill.
we can't shoot in the old mill.	Wait a sec, Marty.  Call us back.  Two minutes.
for what cause?	I don't need a cause, just a lawyer.
and my company sues your ass for sixty million dollars.	For what cause?
so be it.	And my company sues your ass for sixty million dollars.
then you're finished in show business.	So be it.
the girl was in the car.	Then you're finished in show business.
...that's just so <u>narrow</u>...	The girl was in the car.
i have to tell the truth.	...that's just so <u>narrow</u>...
no, what is it?	I have to tell the truth.
it's not <u>you</u>, it's...	No, what is it?
i treated you like a son or nephew.	It's not <u>you</u>, it's...
the girl was in the car.	I treated you like a son or nephew.
i don't getcha.	The girl was in the car.
i'm out.	I don't getcha.
thank god, it's up to you, pal.  sup to you...	I'm out.
you want me to lie.	To the contrary.  I want you to tell the truth.  The truth is, you can't tell me, to a certainty, that you saw the thing.  You don't remember, a gun to your head, which glasses you have on.  And you have a fertile imagination.  Imagination wants to fill in the blanks.  Now.  If you aren't <u>sure</u>, then they have nothing.  Bob walks free.  As he should.  Joe:  wasn't long ago they buried actors at the crossroads with a stake through their heart.  You know?  The people who are talking to you about the way we live though we may praise them, we fear them. And they fear us.  Because we tell the truth.  About our lives.  Now, this is a damn roust, and everyone knows it; the guy is looking for a case, he wants to make a name for himself.  If we let him do that, if we let him do that, then we're being false to our community...to our community, you understand...?  To our world.  Cause you are a part of that world, now.  You have to take off the Steel Rolex and put on the Gold Rolex.  And be part of your world.  I got a five picture deal with the studio.  And you stick with me.  You write one, two more, you stick with me, and you'll <u>direct</u> the third one.  You are a part of this world. It's in your blood.  It's you.  You have to do the right thing:  we're out in the Provinces, the Sheriff, <u>literally</u> is at our door.  You have to stand with the troops, Joe.  That's the bottom line. You <u>have</u> to...if you had the leisure to think it through, you'd see it for yourself.  The girl wasn't in the car.
let's speak english.  you've got to help the side.	You want me to lie.
i've got a date.	He's got a date, he's got a date, is this guy fantastic...?  Already he learned how to write a movie, and he found a girl to get his toes curled, what a guy, what a...what a literary find...!
i'm gonna nail it.	I know you are.  Go you Huskies.
know?  they could draw them from memory. you're fantastic.  what a find you are. get outta here.  we need the dead horse scene.	I'm gonna nail it.
the movie's about <u>purity</u>.  so we don't <u>show</u> her breasts.  we show them to <u>him</u>, her back to the camera.	...she keeps her back to the camera...?
i hurt my finger.	Get a typist.  Gettim a typist.  Get outta here.
why?	I hurt my finger.
i can't.	Why?
what's the...	Where have you been...?
i don't drink.	Did my matzohs come?  Get some for everybody.  Thank you.  Lemme tell you about my first movie...
grace, get on the other phone, call that girl: well, call her, and have whatsername send up some <u>nosh</u>...what do you like to drink...?	I don't drink.
um, no.	Grace, get on the other phone, call that girl: well, call her, and have whatsername send up some <u>nosh</u>...what do you like to drink...?
hey, it's with the gods.  we don't have the money, we have to write it out.  the best or not.  and that's a lesson.  you get your typewriter yet...?	Um, no.
and maybe it will be a better movie without the old mill, i...	Hey, it's with the Gods.  We don't have the money, we have to write it out.  The best or not.  And that's a lesson.  You get your typewriter yet...?
i know you do.	And maybe it will be a better movie without the old mill, I...
i want to make a good film.	I know you do.
then, you <u>write</u> that.  and then this is <u>our</u> second chance.  that's why we're here...	I want to make a good film.
it's about a man who gets a second chance.	Then, you <u>write</u> that.  And then this is <u>our</u> second chance.  That's why we're here...
hey, joe...good.  you know b...	I grew up on your mov...
that's a real <u>fault</u>, i...	Grace.  Get Mr. White a manual typewriter.  It's not a lie, it's a gift for fiction. And somebody find me my lucky pillow.
grace...	That's a real <u>fault</u>, I...
well, you know, you know, that's a lie, i, i...	Grace...
i know the feeling.	Well, you know, you know, that's a lie, I, I...
i can only write on a manual.	I know the feeling.
grace: get mr. white a typewriter.	I can only write on a manual.
i can't write it.  i lost my typewriter.	Grace: get Mr. White a typewriter.
halo?  <u>marty</u>?  what would they have used instead of an old mill?  we need it tonight.  marty?  yeah you were saying...?	I can't write it.  I lost my typewriter.
we're out of money.	You built an Old Mill in New Hampshire...
we can't shoot the old mill.	You know, they told me there were gonna be some jokes.  Kid the New Guy...
i was in new hampshire.  i was at the old location.	We can't shoot the Old Mill.
does it have to be an old mill?  where have you been?	I was in New Hampshire.  I was at the Old Location.
i...	You told me you were writing.  Don't you wear your reading glasses to write...?
what glasses were you wearing?  were you wearing your reading glasses...?	I...
i was walking down the street...i remember, i was writing a...	What glasses were you wearing?  Were you wearing your reading glasses...?
you were there.  at...at 10:35...?	I was walking down the street...I remember, I was writing a...
i...?  i saw it.  i was there.	You were there.  At...at 10:35...?
you didn't see it...	I...?  I saw it.  I was there.
i don't...	You didn't see it...
well, then, you didn't see it, right...?	I don't...
i don't know.	Well, then, you didn't see it, right...?
how do you know you saw it?	I don't know.
i didn't say anything to them.	How do you know you saw it?
what did you say to them...?	I didn't say anything to them.
no.	What did you say to them...?
how do they know that, you told them?	No.
she doesn't show her tits!!!  she doesn't show her tits.  the breasts symbolize motherhood, the audience...	The breasts symbolize motherhood...
you can't write it?	I can write it.  I can't type it.
i...	He says they're looking for you all day, you're on <u>salary</u>, he needs <u>pages</u>, what are you, you been 'haying?'  Now:
well, you call him, and call me back, but this is it, pal, you <u>fuck</u> with me, and i'm going to tear out your heart and piss on your lungs through the hole in your <u>chest</u>.   and the best to marion...  where have <u>you</u> been?	I...
i really don't think you should be talking this way to a lady.	...would you excuse me, please...
<u>siddown</u>!	I really don't think you should be talking this way to a lady.
hi!	Her tits!  Her tits!  How, that she signed IN HER CONTRACT, we hired her 'cause of ten years at the Actors Studio? The way she played <u>Medea</u>?...Her last two pictures laid there on the screen like my first <u>wife</u>...
my oh my.	I'm...Tuesday evening we're having an informal dinner, I didn't know you'd be 'on set,' but if you'd like to join your...
a spate of suspicious fires which were in fact the inspiration for the formation of the waterford huskies...	My oh my.
it's lovely.	A spate of suspicious fires which were in fact the inspiration for the formation of the Waterford Huskies...
...the house, the 1835.  the original <u>kitchen</u>, of course, burned in 1960, as part of a spate of fires...	It's lovely.
what is that...?	...the house, the 1835.  The original <u>kitchen</u>, of course, burned in 1960, as part of a spate of fires...
do something.	You tell me what to do, I'll do it.
yes?  hello, mr. mayor.  nothing, just an, an unfortunate...  it's the mayor, he's saying...	Is he cool or angry?
that we could use you in and i think that's quite a fine trade-off all around and an ill wind that blows somebody good.	Here it is: Statutory r...Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah..."statutory"..."unsupported testimony by the..."  Hold on, Bobby...  You've got nothing, and you know it.  By God, you know it.  Harassment.  You need a...Even if this was true, you need a witness.  You need someone puts her in the car, and you've got nothing.  Now we all have...yes, give her that part in the film.  Yes, we'd love to have you...Now: we all have more important things to do, isn't that right...?
mmm.	That we could use you in and I think that's quite a fine trade-off all around and an ill wind that blows somebody good.
wally...?	Look, Carla.  This is a hard time for you.  Many young people go to Hollywood. I did...And we all dream of it, and here, here Hollywood has come to you...
yeah?	Would you, tell the guy, get the A.D., someone, somewhere where we can <u>get</u> <u>away</u>, something, I want, you know, last day before the shooting, get away, forget it, have some local food.  You want...
there's no witnesses...	No, just the...there's no witnesses, right...?
she wasn't in...you were al...	There's no witnesses...
he's got a gift for fiction.	We got to do something nice for <u>him</u>.
he just saved us eight hundred thousand bucks.	He's got a gift for fiction.
is that one hell of a kid?	He just saved us eight hundred thousand bucks.
we got the permit.	Is that one hell of a kid?
no no no no no, pay her off.  did you hear me?	Gimme Howie Gold.  Howie?  Thizz...I neee...I NEED EIGHT HUNDRED GRAND.  I...I don't care where it comes from...  It comes out of our end.  I...I need...JUST GET ME THE MONEY. I...JUST GET ME THE GODDAMN MONEY...Look:
actually, the art department had some ideas on...	NO NO NO NO NO, PAY HER OFF.  DID YOU HEAR ME?
i can't put a computer in a movie shot in 1895...you wanna tell me how i'm gonna' do that?	Actually, the art department had some ideas on...
"bazoomer <u>dot</u> com."	I CAN'T PUT A COMPUTER IN A MOVIE SHOT IN 1895...you wanna tell me how I'm gonna' do that?
it's a computer comany...it's a computer company, <u>bazoomer</u>-<u>com</u>?	"Bazoomer <u>dot</u> com."
if you do the product placement...	IT'S A COMPUTER COMANY...IT'S A COMPUTER COMPANY, <u>BAZOOMER</u>-<u>COM</u>?
<u>find</u> it.	If you do the product placement...
we don't have the money.	<u>Find</u> it.
pay her off.	We don't have the money.
she wants eight hundred thousand dollars to show her tits.	Pay her off.
well, i've enjoyed it, too.  any... any...<u>any</u> time...  what does the woman want from life...?	She wants eight hundred thousand dollars to show her tits.
i got a company...give us a million dollars, put their product in the film.	No no no no no no no no no find me the money...
find the money.	I got a company...give us a million dollars, put their product in the film.
i don't got the money.	Find the money.
<u>pay</u> her.	I don't got the money.
eight hundred grand to show her tits...	<u>Pay</u> her.
it's just a formality.	That's why I <u>want</u> it.  Type it up and get it back to me in...
marty...	Later for that, Walt, let's get this:  we need the "pages" for the new "Old Mill"...alright?  We need a new title, we need a...
how are you getting on with these fine people?	Like dykes and dogs.
that's what i said.	How are you getting on with these fine people?
<u>stop</u>...	That's what I said.
i'm gonna' bring it off.	55 days and I take home the camera. I got an idea for a <u>product</u> placement...
my undies, cause, you can't get this picture off on time i'm gonna' wet myself.	I'm gonna' bring it off.
what's in all the bags?	My undies, cause, you can't get this picture off on time I'm gonna' wet myself.
they're coming fedex...	What's in all the bags?
did you bring bob's weights?	They're coming Fedex...
we're flying over pigs, we're flying over <u>sheep</u>...	Did you bring Bob's weights?
how was your flight?	We're flying over pigs, we're flying over <u>sheep</u>...
what'd you do, <u>build</u> this...?	How was your flight?
oh yeah, i'm really gonna eat carbohydrates...	What'd you do, <u>build</u> this...?
that's thoughtful.  ziz good, you try this?	Oh yeah, I'm really gonna eat carbohydrates...
i left that for you.	That's thoughtful.  Ziz good, you try this?
you cool the broad out?	I left that for you.
i want them thrown in jail.	Sherry, Sherry...
i signed the permit.  i don't know how i can.	I want them thrown in jail.
don't you <u>touch</u> that...i want them gone.	I signed the permit.  I don't know how I can.
dear, this is mr. rossen, he is the producer...	I am so glad to meet you.  We are so glad to <u>have</u> you here, and <u>welcome</u> you to our...I, you know, they had c...I'm, <u>yearly</u> I redecorate our, to restore it to the, 1835...
i've got two days to get this house...	Dear, this is Mr. Rossen, he is the producer...
where the hell have you been...?  it's...	Sherry, this...
i don't want to invite someone else, because this is the <u>most</u> <u>exclusive</u>...	Waal, then, you know, you do whatever would make you happy.  Sher.  This is your party, and whatever...
waal, then, invite someone <u>else</u>, then...	I don't want to invite someone else, because this is the <u>most</u> <u>exclusive</u>...
bob barrenger, claire wellesley, the <u>director</u>...	Waal, then, invite someone <u>else</u>, then...
...we don't have thirteen at table...	Bob Barrenger, Claire Wellesley, the <u>director</u>...
the chairs go, the lazyboy goes...	...not the Lazyboy...
well, these things happen.  <u>purpose</u> of my call, my wife wanted to know what brand of <u>cigarettes</u> mr. barrenger smokes, so she could lay some out tonight...we got the list of his dietary <u>requirements</u>...	So we just got lucky.
george, that is so kind of you.	And, my <u>wife</u> wanted to, wanted me to ask you, we'd like to <u>welcome</u> you, we'd, she'd like to have you to dinner at our house.  I don't mean to be...
i <u>am</u> the city council.  we meet friday, and i...	George, that is so kind of you.
...it is?	I <u>am</u> the City Council.  We meet Friday, and I...
on your "permit," but that is less than a formality.	...it is?
...the city council...	On your "permit," but that is less than a formality.
<u>whatever</u> you need.  the city council, of course, has to pass on your...	...the city council...
...we need the shooting permit for main street...	<u>Whatever</u> you need.  The City Council, of course, has to pass on your...
...not at all...	...we need the shooting permit for Main Street...
that's very kind of...as a matter-of- fact, one, i hate to <u>bother</u> you with...	...not at all...
well, you know, walt, i just wanted to say that anything i could do...	That's very kind of...as a matter-of- fact, one, I hate to <u>bother</u> you with...
aren't these <u>illegal</u>?	Why would they be illegal?
my golly, you know?  all my life i grew up in the city, but every summer...would you like a cigar?	Aren't these <u>illegal</u>?
and we're glad to have you here...	My golly, you know?  All my life I grew up in the city, but every summer...would you like a cigar?
i have to tell you, i can not <u>express</u> to you how <u>happy</u>...	And we're glad to have you here...
zat true?	Only second chance we git, z'ta make the same mistake twice...
ain't no second chances in life.	Zat true?
but i couldn't r'member all the words. ast them would they gimme a second chance.	Ain't no second chances in life.
bet you did.	But I couldn't r'member all the words. Ast them would they gimme a second chance.
i read for that part.  did pretty good too.	Bet you did.
he's been playin' old farmer nigh on sixty years.	I read for that part.  Did pretty good too.
you see where tom miller's playin' the old farmer?	He's been playin' Old Farmer nigh on sixty years.
you think so?	Waal, what was the per-screen average...?
yeaup, but those grosses are inflated.	You think so?
"assembly of death" did 95 million dollars the first weekend.	Yeaup, but those grosses are inflated.
it takes all kinds.	Zat what it takes?  I always <u>wondered</u> what it took...
she coulda done better than him.	It takes all kinds.
he's going to <u>get</u> that calf.	Mmm...
...the damn thing...	No, I'm serious, election's coming up, a lot of people are pretty upset...
drive a man to drink.  took me near half an hour, get across the street yesterday.	I saw Budgie Gagnon, leaning on the bank of the building.  Said, "What are you doin'?"  He said, "I'm waitin' for the 'leven o'clock crossing..."
yes, i hear it.	Drive a man to drink.  Took me near half an hour, get across the street yesterday.
you hear that?	Yes, I hear it.
but, wally, the window of the <u>firehut</u>...	I don't care.  <u>Fix</u> it.
no you can't lose the shot.  the meaning of the <u>film</u> <u>is</u> in that shot.	But, Wally, the window of the <u>firehut</u>...
because they gots a window with a dogs in it.  you want me to "push in."  or i can lose the shot.	No you can't lose the shot.  The meaning of the <u>film</u> <u>is</u> in that shot.
why?	Because they gots a window with a dogs in it.  You want me to "push in."  Or I can lose the shot.
we need a new name for the movie. where's the writer?	Wally, I got to takes out that window from the dog.  I can't shoot through...
...we can't lose the wind...	Then I can't do this shot...you wants me to push in--I can't push in through the window...We go back to New Hampshire?
we have to lose the window.	...we can't lose the wind...
where are we?	Givvem a cigarette...
i'd rather be with mommy.	She's <u>dying</u> and <u>Rache</u> is your mother now!
so what's up?  who's marrying who <u>this</u> time?	Mommy's marrying Rache!
guinevere, godiva, i sense enemy sol...	I don't <u>want</u> to be Lady Godiva anymore, no matter <u>how</u> much I like chocolate.  I want to be a stud.
ben!  what's wrong?	I killed her!
&quot;those who travel far and near this will make you disappear!&quot;	I have to work on my video project! Don't follow me!  I can put myself to bed.
i hate wax lips and red ants and pretzels without salt...	I hate the crayon Burnt Sienna and people who spit when they walk.
annabelle sucked her thumb last night.	I NEVER do that, you ALWAYS lie!
i'll miss you so much.	Good.  That's very good.
don't be.  i'm going.  where we all go.  now how can that be bad.	I'll miss you so much.
yes.	Don't be.  I'm going.  Where we all go.  Now how can that be bad.
are you afraid for me?  where i'm going.	Yes.
until he's old enough to read.	Are you afraid for me?  Where I'm going.
keep ben's for awhile, okay?  until he's old enough to not open them all at once.	Until he's old enough to read.
i'm not.	Let me be the judge of that.
thank god.  i got to see you. grown up.	I'm not.
don't. take me with you.	Thank God.  I got to see you. Grown up.
i don't want to say goodbye.	Don't. Take me with you.
and bring my knees up, <u>real</u> hard, yeh?	No, that never solves anything.  You talk like the big girl you are.  About what you feel.  And how he's hurt you. You know?  You tell the truth.
i know.  i know how rough life can be. and how unfair.  so here's what we do. tomorrow, on the lunch yard, you walk <u>straight</u> <u>up</u> to that little jerk...	And bring my knees up, <u>real</u> hard, yeh?
you cannot <u>believe</u> what he said, it was the worst <u>instant</u> of my total life on <u>earth</u>!!	I know.  I know how rough life can be. And how unfair.  So here's what we do. Tomorrow, on the lunch yard, you walk <u>straight</u> <u>up</u> to that little jerk...
darling, i've been thinking about our little brad problem?  and i think it's time we move to plan b...	You cannot <u>believe</u> what he said, it was the worst <u>instant</u> of my total life on <u>Earth</u>!!
mom?  what's wrong?	Nothing sweetheart.
annabelle...wake up honey...	Mom?  What's wrong?
how many devilled eggs can you eat?	Maybe twenty.
oh, yeh.	How many devilled eggs can you eat?
this'll work, huh?	Oh, yeh.
he's not even there.  you don't see him, you don't hear him, you're just too much of a woman to bother with little boys.	This is a joke, right?
you have to ignore him.	He's not even there.  You don't see him, you don't hear him, you're just too much of a woman to bother with little boys.
i call him a fartface or a pervert, or something equally lame.	You have to ignore him.
and what do you do wh...	I call him a fartface or a pervert, or something equally lame.
good girl.	And what do you do wh...
not with my mouth open.	Good girl.
you wouldn't kiss him, huh?	Not with my mouth open.
...they all yell 'there goes the virgin queen' or the 'ice princess', or some <u>really</u> clever cut like that. like it hurts my feelings.	You wouldn't kiss him, huh?
you don't like his friends.	...they all yell 'There goes the Virgin Queen' or the 'Ice Princess', or some <u>really</u> clever cut like that. Like it hurts my feelings.
every time i'm on the lunch yard, and he's with twelve of his retarded <u>dorkface</u> little adoring out-crowd <u>henchmen</u>...	You don't like his friends.
actually.  i could only help him.	Every time I'm on the lunch yard, and he's with twelve of his retarded <u>dorkface</u> little adoring out-crowd <u>henchmen</u>...
great.	Actually.  I could only help him.
i could help with the debate.	Great.
a debate.  man's inhumanity to woman.  he's pro women.  i'm con. ms. flannery is twisted.	I could help with the debate.
what's thursd...	A debate.  Man's inhumanity to woman.  He's pro women.  I'm con. Ms. Flannery is twisted.
she is only the <u>princess</u> of cool. <u>mommy</u> is the queen!	She is but an arriviste.
and...?	She is only the <u>Princess</u> of Cool. <u>Mommy</u> is the Queen!
he wouldn't know.  <u>i</u> saw her in the shower!	And...?
i said...	...I'm not deaf, y'know.
then turn off the cartoon!	I said...
i can't hear you.	THEN TURN OFF THE CARTOON!
we make mistakes.  and we forgive each other.  because we love each other, very m...	Where's Rache?  It's <u>Thursday</u>, we get to be with <u>Rache</u>!
i know how scared <u>i</u> get when <u>you're</u> sick.  so i waited to tell you.  until it was getting smaller. i thought that was best, maybe i was wr...	You lied.  If you lied <u>then</u>, maybe you're lying <u>now</u>.  I can <u>never</u> belive you <u>again</u>!
and don't tell her i told you.	Secret's safe with me.
i bet.	And don't tell her I told you.
actually.  she's kind of cool, when you get to know her.	I bet.
she knows every neat junk food place.	Actually.  She's kind of cool, when you get to know her.
like a big sister.	She knows every neat junk food place.
...i mean, she knows all the music, and pop stars, and clothes and stuff. she's like still a kid, herself.	Like a big sister.
i hope it's the right kind.	Are you <u>kidding</u>?  It is <u>so</u> much better than the one Rachel showed me!
wow.  who's that for?	Well.  It's for you.
that happens.  to families.	I'll be there for you.
like how?	Like seeing the good side of Rachel. So she'll see the good side of us.
but we do have a choice.  to make it better.  instead of worse.	Like how?
no i'm not.  i don't care.  why should i care?  i mean nobody asked me when you got divorced.  nobody asked me if i wanted a new mother.  nobody even asked me if i like her.  if you guys don't care about our family staying together, why sh...	Daddy and I tried hard.  We really did.
look she's upset --	No I'm not.  I don't care.  Why should I care?  I mean nobody asked me when you got divorced.  Nobody asked me if I wanted a new mother.  Nobody even asked me if I like her.  If you guys don't care about our family staying together, why sh...
well daddy and i are just friends now, and that's no reason not to wear mascara...	Or blush.  You look pale.
but you only wore mascara when you and daddy went on romantic dates...	Well Daddy and I are just friends now, and that's no reason not to wear mascara...
i'm a little tired and it's just a pick-me-up.	But you only wore mascara when you and Daddy went on romantic dates...
then why are you putting on mascara?	I'm a little tired and it's just a pick-me-up.
probably you -- your brother -- school -- the solar system...the usual...	Then why are you putting on mascara?
what are you gonna talk about?	Probably you -- your brother -- school -- The solar system...The usual...
because it's quiet.  and he wants to talk.  alise -- once he saws you in half, it's bedtime...	What are you gonna talk about?
so why are you asking me?	I like talking about it.  At least, to you.
because it feels really incredibly good.	So why are you asking me?
...why do you think?	Because it feels really incredibly good.
oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh...	...why do you think?
i live.  in the same country.	Oh God oh God Oh God oh God oh God Oh...
how would you know sh...	I live.  In the same country.
during sex.	How would you know sh...
scream.	During sex.
why does rachel scream?	Scream.
well, not exactly s...	Why does Rachel scream?
sex.  of course.	Well, not exactly s...
daddy was washing rachel.  in the shower.  what did you think that was about?	Sex.  Of course.
lord nelson, napoleon's troops.  i fear for the women and the property values.	I'll ride ahead.  Nelson, protect the Queen...
i'm gonna call him.	Annabelle, daddy and I will always be there. That's one time always is always.  You can call him after dinner but...
that will never happen.	Never say never you always say that. I'll bet daddy's mad at me now.
what happens when he loves rachel more than us?	That will never happen.
it happens.	What happens when he loves Rachel more than us?
it just slipped out.	It happens.
like who?	Well, he's not president anymore, so why be petty.
look if the truth is you don't feel like talking about this right now that's fine. but don't look me in the eye with a big smile on your face and lie to me. cause there are only so many lies you're allowed to tell before it starts showing on your face.  you wind up looking like...	Like who?
i'm not upset.  why would i be upset?	Look if the truth is you don't feel like talking about this right now that's fine. But don't look me in the eye with a big smile on your face and lie to me. Cause there are only so many lies you're allowed to tell before it starts showing on your face.  You wind up looking like...
maybe you're upset that rachel moved in.	I'm not upset.  Why would I be upset?
mass hysteria.	Maybe you're upset that Rachel moved in.
well you're telling your teachers and your friends --	Mass hysteria.
i don't want that to happen.  why would i want that to happen?	Well you're telling your teachers and your friends --
well daddy and i were thinking that sometimes people tell a story about what they wish would happen.	I don't want that to happen.  Why would I want that to happen?
i didn't say that.  why would i say that?	Well Daddy and I were thinking that sometimes people tell a story about what they wish would happen.
i hate overly ripe bananas -- they make me want to throw up.	Excellent point.
i hate when you say that.	Thank you.  Those were all words.  I hate the planet Uranus.  <u>Terrible</u> name for a planet.
<u>never</u> say 'never' -- it's <u>not</u> fair to say 'always' -- and <u>no</u> name calling. use your words.	I hate when you say that.
i don't care.	I know you don't, but if you had, chrom- atically you <u>are</u> in the purple family.
...it's really not so bad annabelle -- red and blue make purple.	I don't care.
but rache...	A <u>suitable</u> boy, will be at <u>this</u> flagpole, <u>on</u> Monday, with a <u>very</u> expensive bike, and he will be a stone FOX if I have to call an <u>escort</u> service!
the guy <u>i</u> see is in the eighth grade at <u>prep</u> school, and he laughs his <u>ass</u> off every time we talk about you.	But Rache...
he'll be impressed.  the clincher is, you <u>walk</u> away, then <u>whip</u> around...	The guy <u>I</u> see is in the eighth grade at <u>Prep</u> School, and he laughs his <u>ass</u> off every time we talk about you.
in high school.	He'll be impressed.  The clincher is, you <u>walk</u> away, then <u>whip</u> around...
oh.  it's an incredibly disgusting, and not remotely sexy thing, that they described in a movie i'd never let you go to.  but it's real.  does he have an older brother?	In high school.
uh.  what is it?	Oh.  It's an incredibly disgusting, and not remotely sexy thing, that they described in a movie I'd never let you go to.  But it's real.  Does he have an older brother?
great.  big ears, too?	No.  But they stand out, a little. Like this.
uh.  he thinks his nose is too big.  but it's not.	Great.  Big ears, too?
help me here...	Uh.  He thinks his nose is too big.  But it's not.
not use my words, please!	No, baby.  You're gonna use <u>my</u> words.
and you<u>don't</u> tell her.  what you're going to say.	Not use my words, please!
and mom says anger never, never <u>solves</u> anything.  it makes every- thing <u>worse</u>.	That's because your mother is a fine person, finer than I will ever be.  Now, just this once...
no, <u>his</u> mother's always on time.	And Mom says anger never, never <u>solves</u> anything.  It makes every- thing <u>worse</u>.
now is that little prick still here, because if he is, i'm gonna rip his fucking <u>heart</u> out!	No, <u>his</u> mother's always on time.
i <u>did</u> what she said.  i <u>used</u> my words, i <u>told</u> him what i <u>felt</u>, and they...	...laughed, yeh.  They laughed real hard.
oh, baby, i'm so sor...	IT'S NOT YOUR <u>FAULT</u>!!
june 3rd, god willing, i'll marry your dad.  and then i <u>will</u> be your stepmom. and right now, i'm not looking forward to th...	Suits me <u>fine</u>!
you're just a <u>stepmother</u>.  so stop <u>bossing</u>, cos nobody's <u>listening</u>!	June 3rd, God willing, I'll marry your Dad.  And then I <u>will</u> be your stepmom. And right now, I'm not looking forward to th...
no.  i think it's ugly.	You're just a <u>stepmother</u>.  So stop <u>bossing</u>, cos nobody's <u>listening</u>!
you think this is funny?	No.  I think it's ugly.
you think this is funny?	You think this is funny?
that doesn't bother me.	You think this is funny?
that doesn't bother me.	That doesn't bother me.
annabelle pick up the phone.	That doesn't bother me.
annabelle pick up the phone.	Annabelle pick up the phone.
why don't you say hello?	Annabelle pick up the phone.
annabelle, i know you miss your mother.  so why don't you say hello.	Why don't you say hello?
here's <u>weak</u>...mom said she was gonna talk to the <u>teacher</u> and brad's <u>parents</u>!!  can you <u>believe</u> the <u>humiliation</u>???	Honey, she won't d...
that's so weak.	Here's <u>weak</u>...Mom said she was gonna talk to the <u>teacher</u> and Brad's <u>parents</u>!!  Can you <u>believe</u> the <u>humiliation</u>???
you know what that creep and his frogfaced footmen are calling me <u>now</u>?  in front of the whole <u>world</u>? frosty, the snow bitch!!	That's so weak.
she still packing for her trip?	I <u>killed</u> my math quiz, A-minus.
it's not to wear around, or any- thing, i'm <u>way</u> too young.  it's just for play.	See, I...
your mom had to...help a friend with this...emergency?  and she called me. and we switched days.  then, i got stuck on my shoot, and...	MOMMY!
c'mon, these are the bomb, i prom...	Now could she just...<u>forget</u> me!
what if he's kidnapped?	He's not kidnapped he's -- he's just hiding -- he's just -- BENNNN?  GODDAMMIT!
i don't know...i feel like i'm gonna throw up.	What if he's kidnapped?
lunch time sleeping beauty.  where's ben?  is he in the bathroom?	I don't know...I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
it's only one o'clock...why don't you get another fudgesicle -- i'll be done soon -- really soon.	Lunch time Sleeping Beauty.  Where's Ben?  Is he in the bathroom?
but we're hungry -- and i have to pick up my costume for the pageant!  it starts at seven!	It's only one o'clock...Why don't you get another Fudgesicle -- I'll be done soon -- really soon.
hold lunch!	But we're hungry -- and I have to pick up my costume for the pageant!  It starts at seven!
<u>just</u> where i wanna be all saturd...	Hold lunch!
the timing was off -- i need this light.	<u>Just</u> where I wanna be all Saturd...
this is my house too!	And this is my room so get out!
this is my daddy's house --	This is my house too!
what i meant and perhaps i didn't say it well was you have a great mom.  you don't need another one.  but when you're at this house --	This is my daddy's house --
thank god for that!	What I meant and perhaps I didn't say it well was you have a great mom.  You don't need another one.  But when you're at this house --
i don't have to listen to you!  you're not my mother.	Thank God for that!
i'm sorry, okay?  let's not fi...	Don't touch me!  I'm <u>allergic</u> to you!
you swore.  you owe me a quarter.  did you remember my egg carton?  i told you i needed my egg carton for seed planting today.	Absolutely Duncan I'm on top of everything.
i'm gonna beep daddy at work.	He's badgering a witness.  Eat.
never mind.  i'll just eat my lunch.	I'm almost done making it.  Alright Ben -- <u>you</u> deal with the tardy, <u>you</u> write yourself a note, your daddy <u>told</u> you he had an important case this morning and he had to leave early and we were AAAAGGGGHHHH!
here.	Never mind.  I'll just eat my lunch.
no.  i told you.  i like apple butter not butter butter.	Here.
of course not.  does he look lost to you?  bennnnn!!!	No.  I told you.  I like apple butter not butter butter.
you lost ben?!	Of course not.  Does he look lost to you?  BENNNNN!!!
i didn't forget.  i was up all night thinking about it and i concluded you're too special to look like everyone else.  orange red.  that's your color.  few can carry it off.  now please.  help me find your brother.	You lost Ben?!
you forgot to wash my purple shirt.  i told you a hundred times it was purple day at school today.	I didn't forget.  I was up all night thinking about it and I concluded you're too special to look like everyone else.  Orange Red.  That's your color.  Few can carry it off.  Now please.  Help me find your brother.
cos she loves you.	Cos she loves <u>you</u>.  She wanted you to have a daddy to love.  Even if he didn't...completely...deserve it.
...your hating me.	Cos she loves you.
you know, this horse smells really bad.	There's worse things.
you do not run out on your moth...	YOU'RE WORSE THAN <u>SHE</u> IS!  WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE, <u>TOO</u>?
put down that <u>goddamn</u> camera!	You owe me a quarter.
annabelle put down that camera.	Put down that <u>goddamn</u> camera!
no they're not.	Annabelle put down that camera.
there you are!	Don't take my picture!
i hate her.  i really hate her.	There you are!
ice cold water.	That's my girl...
now ladies, the secrets to a great pie is the crust.  and the secret to a great flaky pie crust comes from less flour and more...what?	Ice cold water.
is that you?	IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND, BIG GUY, OPEN UP.
'in the still...still of the ni-ight...i held you... held you so ti-ight'...take it, man...	Doo-wop-doo-doo, <u>doo</u>-wop-doo-doo...
dad!  you can talk him into anything!	'In the still...still of the ni-ight...I held you... held you so ti-ight'...take it, man...
well, that's a long way off, sweetie. we'll talk to mom and dad...	Dad!  You can talk him into anything!
...for christmas, okay?  every magician needs a white dove, a <u>real</u> one, they <u>do</u>!	Well, that's a long way off, sweetie. We'll talk to Mom and Dad...
are you <u>real</u> mad?	How could I be?  We learned some magic...
&quot;and a picture of the cow jumping over the moon...&quot;	That's nice Ben.
&quot;in the great green room there was a telephone and a red balloon...&quot;	&quot;And a picture of the cow jumping over the moon...&quot;
no!  you're cheating -- you have to start from the beginning and you have to read the whole thing i can't sleep otherwise.	&quot;In the great green room there was a telephone and a red balloon...&quot;
&quot;goodnight moon, goodnight hush, goodnight mush, goodnight goodnight goodnight gracie -- goodnight ben!	No!  You're cheating -- you have to start from the beginning and you have to read the whole thing I can't sleep otherwise.
mmmm!  tasty.  you're a master chef ben. just like your dad.	&quot;Goodnight moon, goodnight hush, goodnight mush, goodnight goodnight goodnight Gracie -- Goodnight Ben!
aren't you going to drink your cocoa? it's the good kind.	Mmmm!  Tasty.  You're a master chef Ben. Just like your dad.
&quot;in the great green room there was a telephone and a red balloon...&quot;	Aren't you going to drink your cocoa? It's the good kind.
thank you ben.  that was so sweet of you.  goodnight annabelle.  sweet dreams.	&quot;In the great green room there was a telephone and a red balloon...&quot;
i made you some cocoa.  see?	Thank you Ben.  That was so sweet of you.  Goodnight Annabelle.  Sweet dreams.
excuse me --	Annabelle let's get something clear.
...eggzactly.  i'm putting on my coat --  we are late.  we are seriously late.  which means mister ben we've got to get you dressed --	No!
but you told us to starve.	Hello?...Duncan...The Ad Agency's already there?...I'm out the door...  Ben!  Knock it off!  It's gonna go beautifully...  Damn it Ben --
no.	Alright starve.
then have a donut --	No.
you touched it.	Then have a donut --
fine.	You touched it.
no!  cocoa puffs on top -- fruit loops on the bottom.	Fine.
fine!  eat in the cupboard.	No!  Cocoa Puffs on Top -- Fruit Loops on the bottom.
no.	Fine!  Eat in the cupboard.
oh my god.  that is so not funny.  you're late.  you're really late.  now get out here and have some cereal.	No.
it's not good enough.	No, it isn't.  Because it isn't everything.  And we want every- thing, don't we?
always.  always.  and you won't hear a voice.  but in <u>here</u>.  you'll know.  what i'm saying.	It's not good enough.
can i talk to you?  when you're there.	Always.  Always.  And you won't hear a voice.  But in <u>here</u>.  You'll know.  What I'm saying.
right here.  right here.  <u>inside</u> the magician.  shhhh.	Can I talk to you?  When you're there.
so where are you?	Right here.  Right here.  <u>Inside</u> the magician.  Shhhh.
the world.  <u>thinks</u> i'm gone.  but only the magician.  knows better.	So where are you?
but you can still see him.	Half.  Of him.
if a soldier loses his legs in a war.  is he the same guy?  sure he is.	But you can still see him.
so what do you think we're gonna talk about?	You dying.
rache says it's from you.	Well, don't make him disappear before I see him.
find the bird cage?	Rache says it's from you.
i've got a lot of medicine in me, sweetie.  and i'm a little wobbly for driving or running ar...	Rache can do that part.
okay.  these are good.	I helped.
ask her, she's a heroic fireperson. she does this twenty times a day.	Oh.
how do you know?	Ask her, she's a heroic Fireperson. She does this twenty times a day.
ben.  god doesn't like visitors.	How do you know?
heaven.  i have to tell him he's made a mistake.  he should take grammy martha first.  or grandpa norman.	Ben.  God doesn't like visitors.
ben where do you have to get to?	Heaven.  I have to tell him he's made a mistake.  He should take Grammy Martha first.  Or Grandpa Norman.
before you.	Ben where do you have to get to?
where ben?	Before you.
no!  i have to get there.	Where Ben?
ben!  mommy's so glad to see you -- now stop climbing!  ben listen to me...	No!  I have to get there.
that's rache's song!	Sugar.  I was slow dancing to that song before Rachel was even born.
in the still...still of the ni-ight...i held you...held you so ti-ight...	That's Rache's song!
so you're okay.	I'm still sick, but I'm better.
grammy had a different kind. there are lots of kinds.  hers was very bad.	Is your bad?
you have the worst flu since...	I have cancer.  Do you know what that is?
mommy's sick, guys.	You have the WORST flu since...
no.	Pray.  We never find out.
are you crazy, you could <u>suffocate</u> in there!!!	Nope.  I got my warm t-shirt.
mommy, if your real name's jackie and i call you mommy; and rachel's real name's rachel...then when i see her do i say hi stepmommy?  and if my name's ben, how come you don't call me son?	Thursday's fine...
i'm fine, ba...	Tomorrow?  Can I have one butterscotch pudding for dessert?
mom...?	I'm fine, ba...
that i do.  always will.	Mom...?
i did.  do i have to eat lamb? daddy didn't cook it, she did.	Do me a favor?  Eat it, and then give me a secret report, okay?  Pay particular attention to whether it's chewy and if it tastes more like chocolate or soup.
of course, you do.  being magic. then you know i've got a flu bug, and i turn green and barf profusely when i even think about food.  so, all the more meatballs for you.  but you know what.	I did.  Do I have to eat lamb? Daddy didn't cook it, she did.
yes.	Of course, you do.  Being magic. Then you know I've got a flu bug, and I turn green and barf profusely when I even think about food.  So, all the more meatballs for you.  But you know what.
i'm somewhere, thinking of you.  and meatballs.  and you know what?	Yes.
where are you, anyway?	I'm somewhere, thinking of you.  And meatballs.  And you know what?
not a lot, sweetie.  it's a country. like canada.  only smaller.	Where are you, anyway?
is that like luigi's?	Not a lot, sweetie.  It's a country. Like Canada.  Only smaller.
you'll be up to your armpits in meatballs, i'm flying them in from sweden.	Is that like Luigi's?
and many meatballs.	You'll be up to your armpits in meatballs, I'm flying them in from Sweden.
honey, this is thursday.  i pick you up tomorrow, and we do <u>big</u> spaghetti.	And many meatballs.
rache says i have to eat <u>lamb</u>.  i told her <u>you're</u> making me <u>spaghetti</u>!	Honey, this is Thursday.  I pick you up tomorrow, and we do <u>big</u> spaghetti.
what honey?	If you want me to hate her I will.
mommy?	What honey?
yes...if you like big hair...	Mommy?
i think she's pretty, mommy.	Yes...if you like big hair...
people like rachel who only think about themselves often do make a lot of money.	I think she's pretty, Mommy.
does rachel make a lot of money?	People like Rachel who only think about themselves often do make a lot of money.
ben, mommies work too.  they work very hard.  mommy works harder as a mom than she did when she was working.  i just don't get paid.	Does Rachel make a lot of money?
rachel's job is she works.	Ben, mommies work too.  They work very hard.  Mommy works harder as a mom than she did when she was working.  I just don't get paid.
no, that's your fault.  it's her fault for not watching over my precious son, as if it were her priority.  which means, the most important job.	Rachel's job is she works.
mommy?  it's not rachel's fault i ran away.	No, that's your fault.  It's her fault for not watching over my precious son, as if it were her priority.  Which means, the most important job.
ben!  oh my ben!  are you alright?	I knew where I was all the time.
poof!  you're happy now.	Thank you Ben.  Annabelle!
queen of diamonds.	Seven of clubs.  Nobody's mad we just want to talk about it.
i have lava.	Lava's hateable.  I never thought of that.
i hate snails and blue cheese. especially together.  <u>hate</u>.	I have lava.
why does rachel wear daddy's underpants? doesn't she have underpants of her own?	I noticed a whopping pile of laundry sitting on the washer -- perhaps Rachel's underpants are in there -- Now where are your lunches?
may i remind you that duncan has the <u>client</u> arriving at exac...	Sure.  I was just doin' my nails.
and when did that pass?	Actually, never.  They'll always hate you.  There's a gene for it.
i once threw an entire bowl of jello on my stepmother's head --	And when did that pass?
you say that like i don't know that.	I once threw an entire bowl of jello on my stepmother's head --
you've got a fruit loop in your hair.	You say that like I don't know that.
cooper, back the fill off i don't have enough shadow...	You've got a fruit loop in your hair.
why would his worry?  or my children's worry.  or anyone's worry.  help the sit...	Sooner than later.  You really need to.
have you still never told him?	Why would his worry?  Or my children's worry.  Or anyone's worry.  Help the sit...
i have to get dressed.  my ex-husband has asked me to dinner.  god knows why, he was very mysteri...	Have you still never told him?
that's necessary, huh?	Let's take our best shot.
at first.  then, after awhile, some chemo.	That's necessary, huh?
so we'll...radiate some more?	At first.  Then, after awhile, some chemo.
every day.  more and more.	So we'll...radiate some more?
people beat it, don't they?  all the time.	Every day.  More and more.
no, no, no, this is a job that's hard to <u>keep</u>, <u>not</u> a job that's hard to <u>lose</u>, can't be both.	Rachel, <u>don't</u> do this, you will <u>never</u> forgive yourself!
you can't <u>do</u> that, i won't <u>let</u> you!	No, no, no, this is a job that's hard to <u>keep</u>, <u>not</u> a job that's hard to <u>lose</u>, can't be both.
you're making a <u>career</u> decision here, i would <u>strongly</u> sugg...	Duncan.  I've got an <u>even</u> <u>better</u> idea...
they're losing one mother.  they can't lose two.	You're making a <u>career</u> decision here, I would <u>strongly</u> sugg...
look, i will <u>send</u> a p.a. to pick up the children.  there are <u>agencies</u> that supply sitters, nannies...	They're losing one mother.  They can't lose two.
which part of no don't you understand?	Look, I will <u>send</u> a P.A. to pick up the children.  There are <u>agencies</u> that supply sitters, nannies...
we don't know if you've got it, we haven't seen it yet!  now go back and finish!	Which part of no don't you understand?
i've got it.  it's in the can, cooper can wrap th...	We don't KNOW if you've got it, we haven't SEEN it yet!  Now go back and FINISH!
but you're not <u>done</u>!	I've got it.  It's in the can, Cooper can wrap th...
it's 1:45, i told you there's no one to pick up annab...	But you're not <u>done</u>!
congratulations.  only forty minutes late.  you're handling this promotion really well rachel.	Duncan.  My work is everything to me. This'll never happen again.  Now stand back -- this session's gonna make you remember why you hired me even though I wouldn't sleep with you -- Cooper let's get these penguins dancing --
i had a lot of treatments, and they weren't any fun, but the tests show the cancer got smaller.	A lot smaller.
what happens next?	I live or I die.
we're going to win this.	Walk in the park.  And thanks for the 'we'.
i know.  i wouldn't know what to say.  if it were you.	We're going to win this.
yet another spaghetti night.	Yeh, better I should forcefeed him burnt lamb and...couscous, was it she made him?  Boy, kids go wild for that.
never stand between that kid and a meatball.	Yet another spaghetti night.
you want us to take him tonight? give you some private time with annab....	Never stand between that kid and a meatball.
it's temporary.	It's good.  You're not pulling a mid-life crisis on us, are you?
she's a charmer, you'll see.  in fifty years, the kids'll love her ten percent as much as they love you.	Stop.  You're making me insecure.
remember when mommy and daddy got divorced?	And we all went through that together?
the great thing about life is that things keep changing.	Remember when Mommy and Daddy got divorced?
no.  you think this is going to help the kids then you do it.  you're on your own.	The great thing about life is that things keep changing.
you're still going to have to be dealing with me -- with us.  we should tell them together.	No.  You think this is going to help the kids then you do it.  You're on your own.
we're still their parents for the next hundred years.	You're still going to have to be dealing with me -- with us.  We should tell them together.
we are over.	WE'RE still their parents for the next hundred years.
we...	WE are over.
you can't be an 'us' just when you want to.  you can't play that card when it's convenient.	We...
it's a huge moment in their life --	You can't be an 'us' just when you want to.  You can't play that card when it's convenient.
to make it easier for them or you?	It's a huge moment in their life --
it's going to be hard for the kids when i tell them...i'd like you to be there.	To make it easier for them or you?
i grew up, a little.  i'm ready for a life that's built around commitm...	Just not to me.
tell me exactly how you're different from three years ago?  the music sounds kind of the same from where i'm sitting.	I grew up, a little.  I'm ready for a life that's built around commitm...
i didn't think a phone call was appropriate...	Tell me exactly how you're different from three years ago?  The music sounds kind of the same from where I'm sitting.
annabelle showed me the new dress. she's amazing in it.	Getting so beautiful...she looks more like you every day.  Jackie...I've really given this a lot of thought.  A great deal of thought...
still, please.	Annabelle showed me the new dress. She's amazing in it.
i'm afraid she's going to walk.	And I'm supposed to care.
<u>slugs</u>.  have faster learning curves. <u>trees</u>, even.	I'm afraid she's going to walk.
you know the kids aren't really in danger.  this is about rachel, and you're right, i'm disappointed in her learning curve, and...	<u>Slugs</u>.  Have faster learning curves. <u>Trees</u>, even.
partly.  but partly, you're mad.	You know the kids aren't really in danger.  This is about Rachel, and you're right, I'm disappointed in her learning curve, and...
you're saying, don't make the kids a football, don't put them through a war.  but i'm doing this for <u>their</u> well-being.	Partly.  But partly, you're mad.
don't do this.	You're saying, don't make the kids a football, don't put them through a war.  But I'm doing this for <u>their</u> well-being.
called him.  we set an ap...	Don't do this.
jackie stop.  we promised we never go there.	We've broken a lot of promises, haven't we Luke?
i'm not gonna wait around to see the next one.  i'm not gonna watch my kids fall through the cracks of this arrangement.  i'm seeing a lawyer.	Jackie stop.  We promised we never go there.
jackie, you've made mistakes -- we all make mistakes --	I'm not gonna wait around to see the next one.  I'm not gonna watch my kids fall through the cracks of this arrangement.  I'm seeing a lawyer.
not to me.	Jackie, you've made mistakes -- We all make mistakes --
but he hasn't.  he wandered off.  i know it's terrifying.  i can imagine how you felt when that call came -- but it happens.	Not to me.
do you realize what could have hap- pened to your son today?  how lucky we are the police found him before some lunatic did?  he could have been...	But he hasn't.  He wandered off.  I know it's terrifying.  I can imagine how you felt when that call came -- But it happens.
our children.	Do you realize what could have hap- pened to your son today?  How lucky we are the police found him before some lunatic did?  He could have been...
jackie, <u>we</u> were taking them water- skiing for the <u>whole</u> weekend!	...until the plan changed, when Jessie's mom gave us these tickets. What, Rachel. 'forgot' I told her?
at the big apple circus, it's the only big top i know.  i <u>said</u> i'd get 'em back tonight...	Jackie, <u>we</u> were taking them water- skiing for the <u>whole</u> weekend!
you're where?	At the Big Apple Circus, it's the only big top I know.  I <u>said</u> I'd get 'em back tonight...
just outside the big top, we're almo...	You're WHERE?
easy enough.	Good...Well...Take care.
fine.  but i wanted to take the kids to work with me on wednesday so i'll take wednesday, and you can pick up that thursday, friday after soccer, and saturday before riding.	Easy enough.
luke, i need to switch next friday for thursday, so why don't you take the weekend...  ...that way you'll be there, and i'll pick up monday, tuesday, and wednesday.	Fine.  But I wanted to take the kids to work with me on Wednesday so I'll take Wednesday, and you can pick up that Thursday, Friday after soccer, and Saturday before riding.
me too.	Luke, I need to switch next Friday for Thursday, so why don't you take the weekend...  ...that way you'll be there, and I'll pick up Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday.
i'm worried.	Me too.
you ask me that counselor's making a mountain out of a molehill...	I'm worried.
you tried that last week and we were on hold forty-five minutes...	You ask me that counselor's making a mountain out of a molehill...
i'll call from work.  we can have a conference call.	You tried that last week and we were on hold forty-five minutes...
it's wednesday night.  she's at my house.  i'll talk to her.	I'll call from work.  We can have a conference call.
thank you mrs. franklin.  jackie?  this has been very valuable for us.  and i'll have a serious talk with annabelle tonight.	It's Wednesday night.  She's at my house.  I'll talk to her.
except for last thursday when rachel forgot to pick them up --	Jackie, she was five minutes late --
napalm.	Except for last Thursday when Rachel forgot to pick them up --
they want to be with you luke, they go to your house to be with their father.	Jackie, they come to be part of my life.  Rachel <u>is</u> part of that life.
well, we're not discussing rachel's age either.	They want to be with you Luke, they go to your house to be with their father.
we're not discussing your age.	Well, we're not discussing Rachel's age either.
rachel's not half my age.	We're not discussing your age.
since our divorce luke has seen a number of different women in three short years and without a lot of warning for the kids, he's now living with a woman half his age --	Rachel's not half my age.
i've been with someone for quite some time, and didn't feel it was appropriate for her to move in too quickly.  but after a lot of thought and careful discussion with her -- and the kids i might add -- she moved in last month.	Since our divorce Luke has seen a number of different women in three short years and without a lot of warning for the kids, he's now living with a woman half his age --
something's up wi...	You think I didn't get that?
i'm here.  i've got a case where they're this close to sequestering the jury but have i answered the goddamn thing?!	Something's up wi...
because you don't really seem here.	I'm here.  I've got a case where they're this close to sequestering the jury but have I answered the goddamn thing?!
i'm here.	Because you don't really seem here.
are you here?	I'm here.
planning on getting --	Remarried.  There is no move.
you know, there's nothing you have to say.  because they know your heart.  you don't have t...	Just sit me up.  Nice and tall. Bring Benjamin first.
now edna says you short-changed your last meds.  you can do presents and be comfortable at the same time, y'know.	Just want to be a little sharper. For a few minutes.
you know every story, every wound, every memory, their whole life's <u>happiness</u> has been wrapped up in <u>you</u>, every moment...	I have their past.
you'll learn.	You know every story, every wound, every memory, their whole life's <u>happiness</u> has been wrapped up in <u>you</u>, every moment...
you ride with annabelle...	You'll learn.
you're the hip and fresh.	You ride with Annabelle...
everything.  you're...the earth mother incarnate...	You're the hip and fresh.
what do i have that you don't?	Everything.  You're...the Earth Mother incarnate...
with good reason.  they fucking worship you as it is.	What do I have that you don't?
why didn't i?	Uh.  You hate my guts?
he only remembers i <u>found</u> him.  my point is, telling you this story would have been the kindest, most helpful thing i could ever have done for you.	Why didn't I?
ben never mentioned it.	He only remembers I <u>found</u> him.  My point is, telling you this story would have been the kindest, most helpful thing I could ever have done for you.
i was running around like a chicken with my head chopped off.  doing my imitation of you.	Ben never mentioned it.
you are lying, you never lost that kid for 4 <u>seconds</u>, you could find him from a <u>coma</u>, there is no way!	I was running around like a chicken with my head chopped off.  Doing my imitation of you.
i lost him.  i was panicked.	You are lying, you never lost that kid for 4 <u>seconds</u>, you could find him from a <u>coma</u>, there is no WAY!
you're lying.	I lost him.  I was panicked.
come on, a wuss like me?  the stiff who wouldn't help her own daughter fight back?	Maybe I was wrong on that one.
well, it's the jack kennedy syndrome, huh?  you die young, you always look golden.  perfect.  the memory kind of burnishes the image, and...	Come on, a wuss like me?  The stiff who wouldn't help her own daughter fight back?
is scary.  but you want it.  gimme some truth here.	Well, it's the Jack Kennedy Syndrome, huh?  You die young, you always look golden.  Perfect.  The memory kind of burnishes the image, and...
i never wanted to be a mom.  then, sharing it with you was one thing. carrying it alone, the rest of my life...	Is scary.  But you want it.  Gimme some truth here.
no, there isn't.	And I have looked down the road. At what my life will be.  And I can't handle it.
i love luke, i love the children. but there is more to life than even love...	No, there isn't.
don't flatter yourself.  i always liked that line.	I love Luke, I love the children. But there is more to life than even love...
what's this about?  because we <u>fought</u>?	Don't flatter yourself.  I always liked that line.
double.	What's this about?  Because we <u>fought</u>?
she likes a stolie, no ice.	Double.
thanks for coming out.	Neutral ground.  What's up?
you've turned her into you.  and i may not get another chance.  to turn her back.	<u>That's</u> what it is.  And that's <u>all</u> it is.
and she'll fight back again.  god help me, what have i done.	You've turned her into you.  And I may not get another chance.  To turn her back.
and there will come <u>another</u> moment. when the stakes are <u>really</u> there. and she will look back on this.  and remember how good it felt.  how easy it was.	And she'll fight back again.  God help me, what have I done.
well, that's what parenting is <u>about</u>, little girl.  they are <u>pleading</u> to know how they are supposed to do it. and you sure as hell <u>showed</u> her.	And there will come <u>another</u> moment. When the stakes are <u>really</u> there. And she will look back on this.  And remember how good it felt.  How easy it was.
she wasn't steering her own course, she was steering <u>yours</u>.	Well, that's what parenting is <u>about</u>, little girl.  They are <u>pleading</u> to know how they are supposed to do it. And you sure as hell <u>showed</u> her.
doing the <u>right</u> thing.  knowing who you <u>are</u>, inside.  not <u>caving</u> to peer pressure, or <u>lowering</u> yourself to that level, <u>steering</u> your <u>own</u> course...	She wasn't steering her own course, she was steering <u>yours</u>.
shut the fuck up.  <u>i</u> didn't go behind <u>your</u> back.	Doing the <u>right</u> thing.  Knowing who you <u>are</u>, inside.  Not <u>caving</u> to peer pressure, or <u>lowering</u> yourself to that level, <u>steering</u> your <u>own</u> course...
oh please.	Shut the fuck up.  <u>I</u> didn't go behind <u>your</u> back.
see, in that crisis, i saw an opportunity.  for some <u>real</u> growth.	Oh please.
you weren't passing 'em out.	Well, maybe <u>your</u> version of growing up is 'Just win, baby'.
you think <u>i</u> didn't have some dirty words for that little putz?  you think <u>i</u> couldn't figure out some low blows?	You weren't passing 'em out.
that's not wh...	You think <u>I</u> didn't have some dirty words for that little putz?  You think <u>I</u> couldn't figure out some low blows?
you taught my child that i am some limp dick <u>loser</u>.  who didn't <u>care</u> about her pain.	That's not wh...
so you became the hero.  and i became the schmuck.	You taught my child that I am some limp dick <u>loser</u>.  Who didn't <u>care</u> about her pain.
she was beaten, and bloodied, and it was going to go on, uni...	So you became the hero.  And I became the schmuck.
worked.  like a charm.	She was beaten, and bloodied, and it was going to go on, uni...
you had her <u>lie</u> about that... that fancy-boy <u>model</u>!	Worked.  Like a charm.
aw.	You had her <u>lie</u> about that... that fancy-boy <u>model</u>!
you put filth in my child's mouth.	Aw.
right down to the ground.  let's get to it.	You put filth in my child's mouth.
you are <u>defending</u> what you did?	Right down to the ground.  Let's get to it.
is that what you're worried about? looking bad at the pta?	You are <u>defending</u> what you did?
actually.  they'll want annabelle's mother.	Is that what you're worried about? Looking bad at the PTA?
give 'em my number.	Actually.  They'll want Annabelle's mother.
because there'll be, oh, 20 or 30 mothers phoning me in the next hour or so.  and they'll b...	Give 'em my number.
it doesn't matter, i didn't tell h...	Because there'll be, oh, 20 or 30 mothers phoning me in the next hour or so.  And they'll b...
now, 'limp dick', i know.  what. is 'snowballing'?	It doesn't matter, I didn't tell h...
don't be too sure.	Now, 'limp dick', I know.  What. Is 'snowballing'?
and i'm going to win.	Don't be too sure.
are we.	And I'm going to win.
now we're going to have a fight, you and i.	Are we.
looks nice enough to m...	He looks familiar.  Did he do a Calvin Klein ad?
who in the world <u>is</u> he?	Looks nice enough to m...
you really didn't have to come, you know.  i'd have brought them straight t...	Who in the world <u>is</u> he?
is that what he told you?	He won't discuss it.  Just calls it history.
that thing you said before.  pushing the guy sleeping next to you away. because of what you gave up for motherhood...	Is that what he told you?
and her...?	Took 28 hours.  She just wasn't sure about entering this world.
somehow, his blanket always looked like a cape, even the nurse said that.  he <u>loves</u> to hear that story, over and over.  how he was born a magician.	And her...?
my advice to you?  don't die.	Feeling the pressure?
i just want to spend time with them when i'm not rushing or on the phone or tired or...	That's motherhood.  That's the job, with or without a career. I'm telling you the biggest gift you can give them is your happiness. They <u>need</u> you to be happy.
i know you, huh?  the car pools, he measles, the pta.  it's not gonna be enough for you in the long run.  you have to think long term.	I just want to spend time with them when I'm not rushing or on the phone or tired or...
yes.  i made the choice that was right for me.  and i don't regret it.  but even for me, there were days when i felt so lost, so invis- ible.  and then i'd hate myself for the kids not being enough.	I know you, huh?  The car pools, he measles, the PTA.  It's not gonna be enough for you in the long run.  You have to think long term.
it's the same choice you made.	Yes.  I made the choice that was right for me.  And I don't regret it.  But even for me, there were days when I felt so lost, so invis- ible.  And then I'd hate myself for the kids not being enough.
juggle it!  move the darkroom into your house.  you've got that room downstairs with the treadmill luke never uses anyway.  don't lose your confidence.  don't lose your edge.	It's the same choice you made.
hey, you haven't quit on you, i'm sure as hell not gonna.  i just mean, i'm juggling a lot right n...	Juggle it!  Move the darkroom into your house.  You've got that room downstairs with the treadmill Luke never uses anyway.  Don't lose your confidence.  Don't lose your edge.
you mean, after i'm dead?	Hey, you haven't quit on you, I'm sure as hell not gonna.  I just mean, I'm juggling a lot right n...
it was just a job, there'll be plenty of others.	You mean, after I'm dead?
do what you've worked your whole life to do?	It was just a job, there'll be plenty of others.
it's just not the right time t...	Do what you've worked your whole life to do?
i'm thinking.  do i know you well enough to really chew you out?	No.
hon, maybe your mom would like t...	...go to the park.  In the worst way.
yah?  well, even the best mom in the world, the smartest, the wisest, whatever.  needs to know when to find a plan b.  cos plan a <u>is</u> not and <u>will</u> n...	It's <u>covered</u>, okay?  I appreciate your concern.  Can I talk to her?
thanks, but it's under control.	Yah?  Well, even the best mom in the world, the smartest, the wisest, whatever.  Needs to know when to find a Plan B.  Cos Plan A <u>is</u> not and <u>will</u> n...
can i say one thing?  i mean, the <u>last</u> thing i want to do is inter- fere on the brad thing, b...	Thanks, but it's under control.
how's she doing with brad?	Can I say one thing?  I mean, the <u>last</u> thing I want to do is inter- fere on the Brad thing, b...
yeh, she's...i'll get you ben first, it's past his bedti...	How's she doing with Brad?
eat your heart out.  is annabelle there?	Yeh, she's...I'll get you Ben first, it's past his bedti...
and you said...	What else?  Keep on keepin' on.
he's relentless.  a <u>major</u> asshole.	And you said...
the primo stuff is great for pain.	I think my 'primo shit' got left in my 'bellbottoms.'
you try to center on the big issues, y'know.  what it's all about.  what this whole trip has meant.  but then, the <u>really</u> big issues keep swamping y...	Brad Kovitsky.
you look sick.  but you look... together.  mentally tough.	Yeh, that's bull.  I'm going for serene, they say some actually get there.
i really look like shit.	You look sick.  But you look... together.  Mentally tough.
it's promising, this one.  we're upbeat.	I really look like shit.
so.  hopeful.	It's promising, this one.  We're upbeat.
can i look at the pictures?	It's a mess, right now.  That's my project when I get back.
and you said...?	Beats me.  Ask your mom.
she's devastated.	Doesn't <u>begin</u> to describe it. I mean, you've got cancer, <u>this</u> is serious.
right.  which is the whole <u>point</u> of this 'going out' thing, so one of them can dump the other one, and they can imitate the whole passionate adult soap opera tragedy, without ever having to actually date.	She's devastated.
oh, my god.	Right.  Which is the whole <u>point</u> of this 'going out' thing, so one of them can dump the other one, and they can imitate the whole passionate adult soap opera tragedy, without ever having to actually date.
anyway.  he walks up to her on lunch yard today.  and tells her... publicly...that they're 'breaking up.'	Oh, my God.
...going out, yeh.  i had kids of my own, once.	Anyway.  He walks up to her on lunch yard today.  And tells her... publicly...that they're 'breaking up.'
as you may know, 'going out' in the six grade doesn't mean shit.  they don't actually <u>go</u> to a movie or anywhere, they don't even eat lunch together, it's just a declaration to the world that they're...	...going out, yeh.  I had kids of my own, once.
toi.  they've been 'going out' for two weeks.	As you may know, 'going out' in the six grade doesn't mean shit.  They don't actually <u>go</u> to a movie or anywhere, they don't even eat lunch together, it's just a declaration to the world that they're...
moi?	Toi.  They've been 'going out' for two weeks.
she was afraid you'd make a big deal out of it.	Moi?
she hasn't mentioned this.	She was afraid you'd make a big deal out of it.
that.  and.  annabelle is over her head.  with brad 'the dreamboat' kovitsky.	She hasn't mentioned this.
you're a cross-dresser.	That.  And.  Annabelle is over her head.  With Brad 'The Dreamboat' Kovitsky.
so i have to tell you something in confidence...	You're a cross-dresser.
luke's depo ran late.  i promised i'd take notes.	So I have to tell you something in confidence...
small world.	Luke's depo ran late.  I promised I'd take notes.
okay, i'm undeserving.	Ironic, huh?
i have given them more<u>love</u> and more <u>care</u> every fifteen <u>minutes</u> of their lives, than you could manage in the next fifty <u>years</u>!	Okay, I'm undeserving.
see, i know that.	I have given them more<u>love</u> and more <u>care</u> every fifteen <u>minutes</u> of their lives, than you could manage in the next fifty <u>years</u>!
they came out of my <u>body</u>!	See, I know that.
and cigarettes.  i smoke, too.	You are <u>marrying</u> the <u>greatest</u> guy who walks this <u>earth</u>.  Who I have <u>loved</u> from my <u>heart</u> for twelve<u>years</u>!
i don't, but...	How would you know <u>anything</u>?
how the hell would you know?	I don't, but...
you bet you are.	How the hell would you know?
life's a trade-off.  you get cancer, your hair falls out, but you <u>do</u> get to smoke dope.	You're not dying.
i got used to...thinking of them. as...my kids too.	Really.  By what right?  Six months of part-time screw-ups?
...it's my problem, too.	I got used to...thinking of them. As...my kids too.
then let him talks to me.  we don't need you to solve our prob...	...it's my problem, too.
luke.  can't live like that.	Then let him talks to me.  We don't need you to solve our prob...
did i hear the word...	Luke.  Can't live like that.
we can't live like that.	Did I hear the word...
bi-coastal parenting.  happens every day.  luke gets the kids every other summer, every other holiday, it's not ideal, but people make it work, and...	We can't live like that.
nobody likes a snoop.	But I came here to...
and i know checking into your life was inexcusable...	Nobody likes a snoop.
don't flatter yourself.	And I know checking into your life was inexcusable...
look, you've never liked me...	Don't flatter yourself.
you're taking the kids.  and moving to san francisco.	Look, you've never liked me...
you what?	You're taking the kids.  And moving to San Francisco.
you're not working at random house, i talked to them.	You WHAT?
my boss.	You're not working at Random House, I talked to them.
i was looking for annabelle's book, and i found your tickets.  and the note.  from your new boss.	My boss.
i don't know wh...	I was looking for Annabelle's book, and I found your tickets.  And the note.  From your new boss.
uh.  have you told luke and the ki...	Let's...hold up for a bit.  It may not happen.  Our secret, okay?
hey, any help you need, we'll cover.	Uh.  Have you told Luke and the ki...
...make some trips into the city. sometimes, overnight.	Hey, any help you need, we'll cover.
...thinking of going back to random house.  on a part-time basis.	Wowie.  How wonderful!
you feeling all right?	Not great.  Plus, I've got things on my mind.  You know.
yes?	When I twisted hair like this it means I'm intimidated by you...
jackie?	Yes?
she was angry at herself.	Jackie?
last week when she chopped her barbie's bangs all to hell --	She was angry at herself.
anxiety.	Last week when she chopped her Barbie's bangs all to hell --
what about obsessively picking her split ends?	Anxiety.
hey.  at least it's not an editing machine.	No way.  I told her two, three years, maybe, for such an expens...
i'm sorry, i just...	Hey.  At least it's not an editing machine.
sorry i'm late, i got lost dropping ben off at kevin's.	It's okay, it's twenty minutes.  The horse'll be there.
not personally.	Do you have a word limit you need to hit every day or can I finish?
ben likes to be read to.  do you know dr. seuss...?	Not personally.
why not just bring the whole toilet?	Ben likes to be read to.  Do you know Dr. Seuss...?
bandaids for cuts.  bandaids for new shoe blisters.  packet of wash n dri's. kleenex.  sugar free lollipops, potty seat covers for public restrooms...	Why not just bring the whole toilet?
fine, forget it.	Bandaids for cuts.  Bandaids for new shoe blisters.  Packet of Wash n Dri's. Kleenex.  Sugar free lollipops, potty seat covers for public restrooms...
i'm already on thin ice.  yesterday, i actually thought my boss was going to fire me.	Fine, forget it.
however many.  it's not enough.	I'm already on thin ice.  Yesterday, I actually thought my boss was going to fire me.
what?  and have federal agents jump out of the bushes with court orders? how many years do you get in this state for giving second-rate care to minors?	However many.  It's not enough.
i have an appointment this after- noon.  i need someone to take them to the park.	What?  And have Federal agents jump out of the bushes with court orders? How many years do you get in this state for giving second-rate care to minors?
so why did y...	I did it for her.
those are <u>my</u> children you're practicing on.  they deserve <u>first-</u> rate care.  every minute.  of every night.  and every day.	So why did y...
i need practice.	Those are <u>my</u> children you're practicing on.  They deserve <u>first-</u> rate care.  Every minute.  Of every night.  And every day.
you're not terribly good at taking care of h...	I need practice.
she already hates me.  you've seen to that.	You're not terribly good at taking care of h...
i didn't do it for you.  believe me.	She already hates me.  You've seen to that.
i didn't need you to take the blame for me, i'm quite...	I didn't do it for you.  Believe me.
i have a snoop.	I didn't need you to take the blame for me, I'm quite...
i'm sorry.  look, i'm not real comfortable being here, but...	I don't recall inviting you.
...in.	I'm sorry.  Look, I'm not real comfortable being here, but...
well, maybe they would if they thought it was okay, with y...	A court <u>order</u> is gonna say that <u>woman</u> is <u>never</u> <u>alone</u> with my children!  Ever <u>again</u>!  Do you HEAR that?
i am not <u>here</u> to make it easier for you.  these are <u>my</u> children.  they don't want to <u>be</u> with you.	Well, maybe they would if they thought it was okay, with y...
jackie, if i thought for one moment...	You listen carefully because I am only going to say this once.  That woman has nothing more to do with my children.
annabelle doesn't really want to talk to you right now.	I'm sorry I didn't mean to break your concentration.  I thought it would be a nice moment to rememb...
yeh?	Think twice.  Before you <u>ever</u> pull that again.
look, i...	Of all the <u>cheap</u> excuses.  To break a child's heart.
machines do not eat message.	Look, I...
but it's not on the schedule!	You got to hell!
get out!	But it's not on the schedule!
maybe the problem is your <u>kids</u>.  maybe they're spoiled, coddled <u>brats</u>!	Get out!
oh and i don't because i have a children?! the problem is you're too self-involved to ever be a mother.	Maybe the problem is your <u>kids</u>.  Maybe they're spoiled, coddled <u>brats</u>!
you're damn right.  i'm gonna sick of your imperious bullshit.  i never said i was betty fucking crocker.  if every time life hits her in the face you want to have a 12 hour talk every third friday or the month -- go ahead!  i have a life!	Oh and I don't because I have a children?! The problem is you're too self-involved to ever be a mother.
you mean for you.  a 10-year-old girl is coping with the fact that her father is never coming back to live with his family.  she sees her father naked with another woman for the first time. and you think it's best for her if every- one pretends it didn't happen?  this isn't going to work out.	You're damn right.  I'm gonna sick of your imperious bullshit.  I never said I was Betty Fucking Crocker.  If every time life hits her in the face you want to have a 12 hour talk every third Friday or the month -- go ahead!  I have a life!
no.  i thought it might be uncomfortable for her --	You mean for you.  A 10-year-old girl is coping with the fact that her father is never coming back to live with his family.  She sees her father naked with another woman for the first time. And you think it's best for her if every- one pretends it didn't happen?  This isn't going to work out.
did you or luke talk to her about it afterwards?	No.  I thought it might be uncomfortable for her --
i was in there in him.	Did you or Luke talk to her about it afterwards?
i'm sure that didn't upset her. everyone in our family takes showers.	I was in there in him.
luke was in the shower this morning and annabelle sort of walked in without knocking.	I'm sure that didn't upset her. Everyone in our family takes showers.
...a ridiculously <u>expensive</u> and <u>inappropriate</u> item, which her father and i have already <u>told</u> her she is <u>far</u> too young to own.  but <u>you</u> apparently want to <u>buy</u> her forgiveness, with...	<u>Forgiveness?</u>  For <u>what</u>, exactly?
she's been talking about this little editing machine, it's only...	...a ridiculously <u>expensive</u> and <u>inappropriate</u> item, which her father and I have already <u>told</u> her she is <u>far</u> too young to own.  But <u>you</u> apparently want to <u>buy</u> her forgiveness, with...
what did you do?	Nothing.  Look, I want to talk to you about...well...Luke said to ask you...
maybe you could back off just a little bit --	What did you do?
what happened with annabelle?  has nothing i said gotten through to you?	Maybe you could back off just a little bit --
annabelle, how's your video rep...	What happened with Annabelle?  Has nothing I said gotten through to you?
what is this?  the betty ford center?	Annabelle, how's your video rep...
we don't have any coffee.	What is this?  The Betty Ford Center?
can i please have a cup of coffee?	We don't have any coffee.
every tuesday except the 3rd tuesday of the month when it's switched to friday except in april when she rides on thursday.  it's not that hard.  didn't you have a mother?	Can I please have a cup of coffee?
this is friday, her riding lesson is on tuesdays.  i got it right here...	Every Tuesday except the 3rd Tuesday of the month when it's switched to Friday except in April when she rides on Thursday.  It's not that hard.  Didn't you have a mother?
how do you hold down a job?  it's 8:10. you were supposed to be here at 7:00. she's missed her sunrise groom'n ride.	This is Friday, her riding lesson is on Tuesdays.  I got it right here...
where you goin'?	I'm gonna get me a drink.
we make our lives, one step at a time.  we do the best we can.  the truth about the future?  a promise. is only a hope.	How about the promises we make to our kids?  About <u>their</u> future.  Do we shrug those off, just that easily?
that's not us.	Because you've changed so much.
'but keep dancing, and if you're lucky, i might just never leave, who knows?'	That's not us.
no, here's ugly.  'i love <u>you</u>, babe. it's just our <u>life</u> together i'm not so sure about...'	'But keep dancing, and if you're lucky, I might just never leave, who knows?'
that's a pretty ugly thing you just said.	No, here's ugly.  'I love <u>you</u>, babe. It's just our <u>life</u> together I'm not so sure about...'
'...i don't know if i can make it.' that's what i said.  but i didn't leave.	No, she threw you out.  What a difficult woman.
excuse me.  'things are so confusing for me, jack.  our life feels too comfortable, too safe, too predict- able.  it's a partnership, it's juggling schedules.  when i think of playing that out, every day, for the rest of my life...'	'...I don't know if I can make it.' That's what I said.  But I didn't leave.
restless.	Excuse me.  'Things are so confusing for me, Jack.  Our life feels too comfortable, too safe, too predict- able.  It's a partnership, it's juggling schedules.  When I think of playing that out, every day, for the rest of my life...'
by way of saying you were unhappy.	Restless.
i told her i loved her.	By way of saying you were unhappy.
let me put it this way.  hell, no.	I told her I loved her.
can we go sit somewhere?	Let me put it this way.  Hell, no.
what do you call it?  you told her you had doubts.	Can we go sit somewhere?
she called it a fight.  <u>the</u> fight.	What do you call it?  You told her you had doubts.
'...the kids have camp.  their friends are here.  over there, i'll just be shopping in a language i don't even know.  my life, and the kids' lives, aren't here to service your mid-life crisis.'  did it go like that?	She called it a fight.  <u>The</u> fight.
...while she watched the kids.  then, you booked this flat in paris for your family's summer.  but she said...	'...the kids have camp.  Their friends are here.  Over there, I'll just be shopping in a language I don't even know.  My life, and the kids' lives, aren't here to service your mid-life crisis.'  Did it go like that?
i needed some time away.	...while she watched the kids.  Then, you booked this flat in Paris for your family's summer.  But she said...
you took a fishing trip with the boys. liked it so much, you took another.	I needed some time away.
why in the world would she t...	You took a fishing trip with the boys. Liked it so much, you took another.
imagine my relief.  so what's for dinner?	Why in the world would she t...
well, they will be.	Imagine my relief.  So what's for dinner?
just like to make sure.  that your past.  and my future.  are real different.	Well, they will be.
what a great surpri...	Hold your applause.  We're not having fun, here.
no problem.	I made that paella you liked. It's on the stove.
she's not gonna die.	I know that.
great, wallow in guilt, you <u>sure</u> you're not jewish?	She's not gonna die.
they're my kids.	Great, wallow in guilt, you <u>sure</u> you're not Jewish?
it's anna sui, you should be doing it.	Are you hungry?  You could make us something?
it's just an assignment.	It's Anna Sui, you should be doing it.
it's no biggie.	It's just an assignment.
well, i think you should tell him you changed your mi...	It's no biggie.
rache, it may take time.	What's eight, ten years?  Hell, you'll still be ambulatory.  I think.
everything's gonna work out.  the kids and i...we're going to love each other.	Rache, it may take time.
okay...is that the good thing or the bad thing?	Because I can't hurt anyone like this ever again.
it's forever you know.	Okay...Is that the good thing or the bad thing?
i think so too...	It's forever you know.
i think so...what do you think?	I think so too...
oh my god.  are you serious?	I think so...What do you think?
rache, get out of th...	You haven't done <u>one</u> goddam thing to make any of this easier...
why are you taking this out on <u>him</u>?	Rache, get out of th...
and it's <u>my</u> call.  i promised them water-skiing, instead o...	Our weekend.  At that sweet little B &amp; B.
we have the kids.  next weekend.	And it's <u>my</u> call.  I promised them water-skiing, instead o...
hey, i sold my body to satan to clear friday at two o'clo...	We have the kids.  Next weekend.
not yet.	Hey, I sold my body to Satan to clear Friday at two o'clo...
uh.  annabelle's video report has been switched again.	Not yet.
get ready.  to get <u>really</u> mad.	Uh.  Annabelle's video report has been switched again.
no you don't.  and i'm not gonna screw with my kids heads right now --	You know I don't need another person in this family making me feel like an idiot...your ex-wife's doing a bang up job and I have to face it every Tuesday and Thursday and every other goddamn weekend and I just don't know how the hell you were married to her for so goddamn long!  Jesus what did you see in her?  I don't get it -- I just don't get it.
oh right...so it's just complicated for you and jackie -- for me it's pretty simple cause i just don't understand...	No you don't.  And I'm not gonna screw with my kids heads right now --
it's complicated for jackie.  it's complicated for me...you don't have kids -- you don't understand --	Oh right...So it's just complicated for you and Jackie -- for me it's pretty simple cause I just don't understand...
really?  look in your ex-wife's eyes.	It's complicated for Jackie.  It's complicated for me...You don't have kids -- you don't understand --
nobody's telling them to hate you --	Really?  Look in your ex-wife's eyes.
and what you're telling them is keep hating her -- keep up the good work --	Nobody's telling them to hate you --
they don't hate you --	And what you're telling them is keep hating her -- keep up the good work --
look.  i know they hate me.	They don't hate you --
i know how responsible, caring adults parent children.  i'm bribe 'em.  but 'em a dog or something.  maybe a doberman.	Look.  I know they hate me.
but you're not good at this.  not yet. i'm sorry.	I know how responsible, caring adults parent children.  I'm bribe 'em.  But 'em a dog or something.  Maybe a Doberman.
but?  but what?	But you're not good at this.  Not yet. I'm sorry.
i trust you of course i do but --	But?  But what?
you don't trust me to be alone with them.	I trust you of course I do but --
can't handle them myself is what you mean.  can't.	You don't trust me to be alone with them.
you don't need to.  i don't expect you to handle them yourself.	Can't handle them myself is what you mean.  Can't.
i can take them to work with me -- i can shift things around --	You don't need to.  I don't expect you to handle them yourself.
just a babysitter -- i mean...you're working...	I can take them to work with me -- I can shift things around --
for what?	Just a babysitter -- I mean...you're working...
anyway, i thought...while i'm gone...maybe i'll hire in some help.	For what?
we have the kids this weekend, so...	Jesus.
so i'll have to order in?	We have the kids this weekend, so...
i just found out i have to go to boston to get a deposition.  i might not be back until saturday.	So I'll have to order in?
yeh, it's cheaper.	I just found out I have to go to Boston to get a deposition.  I might not be back until Saturday.
you'd rather spoil our walk home.	Yeh, it's cheaper.
i didn't want to spoil our supper...	You'd rather spoil our walk home.
uh-oh.  i mention marriage, all of a sudden...  ve <u>haff</u> to ta...	I didn't want to spoil our supper...
we have to talk.	Uh-oh.  I mention marriage, all of a sudden...  Ve <u>haff</u> to ta...
the way you cook.  if you could make love, i'd marry you.	We have to talk.
well, it wasn't a reduction like you do it!  boiling down half a ton of bones...	The way you cook.  If you could make love, I'd marry you.
it was a veal stock, i thi...	Well, it wasn't a reduction like you do it!  Boiling down half a ton of bones...
okay, if they're going to <u>have</u> a sauce, put something <u>in</u> it besides flour and chicken broth...	It was a veal stock, I thi...
something came up.  c'mon ben! i've got a shoot at three...	Tucker hasn't penned Ben's present yet -- it won't be too much longer.
in seven years jackie's never missed one of tucker's parties. where is she?	Something came up.  C'mon Ben! I've got a shoot at three...
no.  i'm doing it behind her back.	In seven years Jackie's never missed one of Tucker's parties. Where is she?
does jackie know this?	No.  I'm doing it behind her back.
hi, i'm here to pick up ben.	Does Jackie know this?
well, i'm supposed to watch schindler's list for homework. the movie's like almost four hours. and then i'm supposed to write a report on survivors.  you know any survivors, dad?	Hmmm...Do I know any...personally...?
we're studying the holocaust in social studies.	Oh, yeah?
you heard me: leave the table!	Man, I am out of here! This family is so fucked!
what?	You heard me: leave the table!
out! leave the table!	What?
what if he is?	He isn't.
don't ever say that.	What if he is?
maybe he's gay.	Don't ever say that.
i don't know what's wrong with that kid.	Maybe he's gay.
no prob. i'm cool.	Thanks, Scoob.
and like, don't take this the wrong way...i mean, i'm cool...but...you know...i've got a good reputation at school and, well...i really don't want it ruined.	No prob. I'm cool.
oh.	And like, don't take this the wrong way...I mean, I'm cool...but...you know...I've got a good reputation at school and, well...I really don't want it ruined.
you know...stanley...	Oh.
like what?	You know...Stanley...
there are some rumors...	Like what?
what?	There are some rumors...
there's something i need to talk about with you.	What?
hey. what's up?	There's something I need to talk about with you.
hey.	Hey. What's up?
even though it was only his cousins that were killed?	But that could've happened to him. Or to me, if I'd been alive. Or you.
well, he did. with his family. but his cousins, they had to stay and they were all killed. and if he'd stayed, he would have been killed. so in my book he's a survivor.	Even though it was only his cousins that were killed?
but i thought he came over to america before the war.	Well, he did. With his family. But his cousins, they had to stay and they were all killed. And if he'd stayed, he would have been killed. So in my book he's a survivor.
well, no. but he had to escape the nazis.	But I thought he came over to America before the war.
he was in a concentration camp?	Well, no. But he had to escape the Nazis.
well, technically your zeda is a survivor.	He was in a concentration camp?
marty, ignore him.	He's vegetarian, doesn't do sports...
be your sidekick, you know, and maybe eventually become a tv talk- show host.	TV talk-show host, OK. You were at sidekick eight seconds ago, then TV talk-show host. You'll be a Latin dictator in a bout a minute.
ahh...tell me. what do you want to do for me? what's your idea?	Be your sidekick, you know, and maybe eventually become a TV talk- show host.
well, i was thinking...i might work for you.	Ahh...tell me. What do you want to do for me? What's your idea?
and thank you for dressing up for us. this is very classy. tell us. what kind of professional plans do you have? what's in your future?	Well, I was thinking...I might work for you.
great to be here.	And thank you for dressing up for us. This is very classy. Tell us. What kind of professional plans do you have? What's in your future?
nice to have you here.	Great to be here.
thank you.	Nice to have you here.
welcome to the show, scooby.	Thank you.
i'll be your guest!	Really? Well, all right! Let's take a look at the television and see how we look.
i'm looking for a last-minute guest for my show. any suggestions?	I'll be your guest!
conan o'brien? whoa! what are you doing here?	I'm looking for a last-minute guest for my show. Any suggestions?
hey, scooby! how's it going?	Conan O'Brien? Whoa! What are you doing here?
sometimes i feel like my parents don't love me.	Well then, when you get older you can do something about it.
it is when you love someone, and they don't love you. and then you do something about it.	Sometimes I feel like my parents don't love me.
consuelo, what is rape exactly?	It is when you love someone, and they don't love you. And then you do something about it.
for rape and murder.	Consuelo, what is rape exactly?
why was he on death row?	For rape and murder.
i know!	Why was he on Death Row?
but really, you never know.	I know!
i am sure.	But really, you never know.
but still, you can't be sure.	I am sure.
he wasn't.	But still, you can't be sure.
maybe he was and you just didn't know it.	He wasn't.
jesus was not bad.	Maybe he was and you just didn't know it.
maybe it's for the besti mean, if he was guilty of doing  something wrongpeople who are bad should be killed. don't you think so?	Jesus was not bad.
poison gas.	Maybe it's for the bestI mean, if he was guilty of doing  something wrongPeople who are bad should be killed. Don't you think so?
how did they execute him?	Poison gas.
he was executed. he was on death row and then he was executed.	How did they execute him?
oh. how did it happen?	He was executed. He was on Death Row and then he was executed.
he's dead.	Oh. How did it happen?
gee, i didn't even know you had any children. but why are you so upset about jesus?	He's dead.
my grandchild-baby.	Gee, I didn't even know you had any children. But why are you so upset about Jesus?
you have a bay?	My grandchild-baby.
my baby.	You have a bay?
who is jesus?	My baby.
my jesus	Who is Jesus?
consuelo, i'm sorry, but you know if you don't speak english i can't understand you.	My Jesus
mi jesus esta muerto!	Consuelo, I'm sorry, but you know if you don't speak English I can't understand you.
speak english.	Mi Jesus esta muerto!
mi jesusmi jesus	Speak English.
yes, you are. i can tell. what's the matter?	Mi Jesusmi jesus
no.	Yes, you are. I can tell. What's the matter?
consuelo. are you crying?	No.
this is work.	But it's not like real work. This is just babysitting.
but when you're not. like now. what do you like to do?	This is work.
i'm always working.	But when you're not. Like now. What do you like to do?
but like, what do you like to do when you're not working?	I'm always working.
no, mikey.	But like, what do you like to do when you're not working?
hmmm.  but, consuelo, even though your poor, don't you have any hobbies or interests or anything?	No, Mikey.
i'm still poor.	Hmmm.  But, Consuelo, even though your poor, don't you have any hobbies or interests or anything?
must've been hard being poor.	I'm still poor.
we had to work. my family was poor.	Must've been hard being poor.
weren't there high schools in el salvador?	We had to work. My family was poor.
i did not go to high school.	Weren't there high schools in El Salvador?
when i'm in high school i'm not going to play any football. i'm just going to concentrate on class rank.  what did you do in high school?	I did not go to high school.
but do you really believe in god? and heaven, hell and angels and all kind of stuff?	No.
it was god's will.	But do you really believe in God? And heaven, hell and angels and all kind of stuff?
wow.  why did your parents have so many children? i mean, if they were poor, wouldn't it be better to have just one or two?	It was God's will.
four brothers and five sisters.	Wow.  Why did your parents have so many children? I mean, if they were poor, wouldn't it be better to have just one or two?
really? how many?	Four brothers and five sisters.
yes.	Really? How many?
do you have any brothers or sisters?	Yes.
yes, mikey?	Do you have any brothers or sisters?
consuelo?	Yes, Mikey?
what's an audience going to tell you?	I don't know. Maybe they'll like it.
well, i need to see this with an audience!	What's an audience going to tell you?
we're not ready!	Well, I need to see this with an audience!
hip alternative types who will understand the process better	We're not ready!
we're not ready.	Hip alternative types who will understand the process better
ok, then we can invite serious intellectual types.	We're not ready.
i dunno, toby. we really have a long way to go. you still need a lot more footage, and it's probably a little premature to start screening	OK, then we can invite serious intellectual types.
ok, you're right, you're right  you know, we need to screen what we've gotinvite some regular people, just some random off-the- street typesand see what real people think of this.	I dunno, Toby. We really have a long way to go. You still need a lot more footage, and it's probably a little premature to start screening
i mean, why are you making this documentary if you can't treat your subject with appropriate gravity?	OK, you're right, you're right  You know, we need to screen what we've gotinvite some regular people, just some random off-the- street typesand see what real people think of this.
nothing, i guess	I mean, why are you making this documentary if you can't treat your subject with appropriate gravity?
you've got a family tragedy on your hands. will you tell me what's funny about that? about a kid in a coma?	Nothing, I guess
no, no, no. no exploitation. this is seriousbut don't you find it a little funny too, at the same time?	You've got a family tragedy on your hands. Will you tell me what's funny about that? About a kid in a coma?
i mean, without this footage, without this rigorous documentation, it would feel like exploitation.	No, no, no. No exploitation. This is seriousBut don't you find it a little funny too, at the same time?
yes, i knowbut still, it should be somewhat entertaining.	I mean, without this footage, without this rigorous documentation, it would feel like exploitation.
this is entertainment you're making, toby. this story about a kid in the suburbs and the state of the college admissions process has, with this brady crisis, evolved into something much richer and more provocative.	Yes, I knowBut still, it should be somewhat entertaining.
you think so? you don't think that this might not be a little dry?	This is entertainment you're making, Toby. This story about a kid in the suburbs and the state of the college admissions process has, with this Brady crisis, evolved into something much richer and more provocative.
this is definitely better.	You think so? You don't think that this might not be a little dry?
the camerawork's nice.	Thanks. I'll tell Mike.  Well, it's still just a beginning. I know I can...dig deeper.
yes, i do. i love them!	The camerawork's nice.
no, you don't.	Yes, I do. I love them!
you're showing how superior you are to your subject. toby no, but i like my subject. i like these people.	No, you don't.
i'm not making fun. i'm showing it as it really is.	You're showing how superior you are to your subject. TOBY No, but I like my subject. I like these people.
well, i'm not really sure what you're trying to say. it's funny, i suppose. but it seems glib and facile to just make fun of how idiotic these people are.	I'm not making fun. I'm showing it as it really is.
so whaddya think?	Well, I'm not really sure what you're trying to say. It's funny, I suppose. But it seems glib and facile to just make fun of how idiotic these people are.
what?	550 verbal, 520 math. And I'm only in fifth grade!
i was looking through scooby's sats practice books this afternoon and i took one of the practice tests. guess what score i got?	What?
yes, mikey?	I was looking through Scooby's SATs practice books this afternoon and I took one of the practice tests. Guess what score I got?
mom?	Yes, Mikey?
twinkeys!	Boys, take napkins...Napkins...
don't even joke about that!	I'm serious! What happens if he blows up the school?
sure!...	Of course, honey. Come in bed with us. Come on.
look, we're not suckers. everyone else is out there doing the same thing.	He's right.
it's all about who you know.	Look, we're not suckers. Everyone else is out there doing the same thing.
we used pull.	You know, you have to. Sometimes you just have to, Toby.
not to be crass, but what do we get out of this?	Don't worry, he doesn't mean money.
marty...	You started filling out your college applications yet?
steak's really good tonight. scooby  good.	Got a lot of homework?
what's tomorrow?	The SATs, knucklehead. SCOOBY I'm not taking them.
ready for tomorrow?	What's tomorrow?
fine.	Ready for tomorrow?
hi, scooby! how was school today?	Fine.
well...yes. if it hadn't been for hitler, he wouldn't have had to leave europe. we would have been...european.	But then, in a sense, since you would never have met Dad if your family had stayed in Europe...if it weren't for Hitler, none of us would have been born.
we did the same thing last year also.	How was the class?
what are you going to do?	I dunno.
is everything ok?	My CD case like totally collapsed. I'm gonna have to recatalogue all weekend.  Hey. Can you pass the salad over.
was anyone in my room today?	Is everything OK?
well, i sure didn't hear you voice your opinion in there when it mattered.	I admit it - I was scared! I was shocked, in fact , by what he said. And he's so...convincing. I'm sorry if I let you down, but really, I still say he's just one opinion. I don't even like his books that much. They're all so aggressively confrontational. I don't care if he's won the Pulitzer Prize.
that's not fair! i was honest! just because i wasn't sucking up like  that bitch catherine.	Well, I sure didn't hear you voice your opinion in there when it mattered.
patronizing fuck! if you had just been honest with me in the first place i wouldn't have read it. i knew it was shit. but - idiot! - i believed you!	That's not fair! I was honest! Just because I wasn't sucking up like  that bitch Catherine.
marcus...you'll write something better next time!	Patronizing fuck! If you had just been honest with me in the first place I wouldn't have read it. I knew it was shit. But - idiot! - I believed you!
your story was terrible!	Marcus...You'll write something better next time!
you know he hated my story also.	Your story was terrible!
what the fuck are you talking about? what's ok?	You know he hated my story also.
don't be so upset. it's ok...	What the fuck are you talking about? What's OK?
what do you want?	Don't be so upset. It's OK...
i was never much of a sweater. you know that.	Look, Vi, I don't blame you. You feel You feel pity now. The pleasure isn't there any more. The kinkiness has gone...You've become kind.
you've lost interest...you hardly even sweat any more when we have sex.	I was never much of a sweater. You know that.
marcus, i'm tired. that's all.	You've lost interest...You hardly even sweat any more when we have sex.
you're tired of me. i can tell.	Marcus, I'm tired. That's all.
you'll read it in class tomorrow. surprise me.  anyway, i have to go. i promised melinda i'd help her with her oral.	You're tired of me. I can tell.
so you don't want to hear my new ending?	You'll read it in class tomorrow. Surprise me.  Anyway, I have to go. I promised Melinda I'd help her with her oral.
i think you should leave it the way it was. it was good.	So you don't want to hear my new ending?
but it won't make any sense if you hear it out of context.	I think you should leave it the way it was. It was good.
well then, maybe you should just read the ending.	But it won't make any sense if you hear it out of context.
well, actually, it's the same, but longer. i think it's better. more...raw.	Well then, maybe you should just read the ending.
oh. what happens now?	Well, actually, it's the same, but longer. I think it's better. More...raw.
well, i changed the ending a little.	Oh. What happens now?
you mean, again?	Well, I changed the ending a little.
i can read it to you.	You mean, again?
huh?	I can read it to you.
hey, you want to hear my short story now?	Huh?
i think scooby's like a lot of kids. he just hit aa speed bump. now he's gonna find his way, his path is gonna be cleared, and i think he's gonna continue his education at a good college. and everybody else is gonna be happy.	...But Mr Livingston, aren't you a bit fearful that Scooby will be confronted with hollow values and systemic conformism?
but what kind of pull did you have?	I have a cousin. Very big giver to the alumni fund.
oh, i know, i know that. well, sharing your story, your ups and downs, and so forth, can i hope, be an illuminating experience.	Yeah...How do we know we won't be exploited?
reconceive.	'Cause Scooby does have a quality that I've been looking for, a quality that is emblematic of American today. It's part disillusionment, part hope...
scooby and a few other students of different socioeconomic backgrounds.	Oh, well, I don't have them yet, but
and you want scooby to be the focus of all this?	Scooby and a few other students of different socioeconomic backgrounds.
you're absolutely right. the focus is on the college admissions process today.	And you want Scooby to be the focus of all this?
which is it? you gotta keep your focus straight.	You're absolutely right. The focus is on the college admissions process today.
ok.	Tired of this shit...
don't screw around with me. you know what i'm talking about.  you're taking those sats. you're taking those sats or your cd collection is history. you're taking those sats and you're going to college. you're taking those sats if i have to strap your ass to a chair, but buddy your taking them.	OK.
whaddya wanna talk about?	Don't screw around with me. You know what I'm talking about.  You're taking those SATs. You're taking those SATs or your CD collection is history. You're taking those SATs and you're going to college. You're taking those SATs if I have to strap your ass to a chair, but buddy your taking them.
we have to talk.	Whaddya wanna talk about?
yeah?	We have to talk.
scooby?	Yeah?
get the hell outta here!	Man, it's just, like, conversation.
the same. same as what?	Just the same.
the same.	The same. Same as what?
so? how was school today?	The same.
what do you know?	Dad, I'm trying to figure things out right now, OK? It's like, really hard, and I'm just listening to some old Elton John and...
i dunno.	Whaddya mean you don't know? You either got a lot or you don't. What's not to know?
fuck!	I'm going in there.
yeah, uh, listen. why don't you go upstairs and keep your mom and brady company for a bit? i need to speak alone with consuelo for a moment.	Sure, Dad.
gee, you're home early!	Yeah, uh, listen. Why don't you go upstairs and keep your Mom and Brady company for a bit? I need to speak alone with Consuelo for a moment.
come here, give me a hug!	Gee, you're home early!
hi, dad!	Come here, give me a hug!
hey, mikey!	Hi, Dad!
hey, mikey. you wanna get some ice cream?	OK!
yeah. sure go ahead. hypnotize me.	OK. Stay there. I'll be right back.
you're welcome.  dad?would you let me try hypnotizing you now?	Yeah. Sure Go ahead. Hypnotize me.
thanks.	You're welcome.  Dad?Would you let me try hypnotizing you now?
i don't think there's any hope, either. i was just trying to make you feel better.	Thanks.
mikey, there's optimism, and then there's stupidity. it's a very fine line.	I don't think there's any hope, either. I was just trying to make you feel better.
maybe he's that one in a million!	Mikey, there's optimism, and then there's stupidity. It's a very fine line.
one in a million recover.	Maybe he's that one in a million!
dad?do you think that brady will ever get better?	One in a million recover.
mom, it's not fair if brady can say the f-word and i can't.	Yeah, well, Mikey, listen up. Cause here's a lesson: life's not fair.
i just want to know what the hell he's doing in his room that's so interesting he doesn't come down for dinner.	Maybe he's building a bomb...just like-!
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it's a really nice place you have. is the rent high?	Take off your top.
it's over there.	Thanks.
no.	Thank you for being honest.
oh.  do you think i have a potential as a writer?	No.
i'm not 'going out' with catherine.	Oh.  Do you think I have a potential as a writer?
aren't you going out with catherine?  i'm sorry. it's none of my business. i didn't mean...	I'm not 'going out' with Catherine.
maybe. she's ok.	Aren't you going out with Catherine?  I'm sorry. It's none of my business. I didn't mean...
thank you.  so catherine seems like she might become a really good writer.	Maybe. She's OK.
you have beautiful skin.	Thank you.  So Catherine seems like she might become a really good writer.
and i also agreed with what you said today about marcus's story. it is a piece of shit.	You have beautiful skin.
that's good.	And I also agreed with what you said today about Marcus's story. It is a piece of shit.
good.  'cause i...um...i really agreed with everything you had to say last week about how bad my story was...	That's good.
you're not.	Good.  'Cause I...um...I really agreed with everything you had to say last week about how bad my story was...
can i join you?	You're not.
uh huh.	Can I join you?
yeah, um, then...are you alone?	Uh huh.
well, now you have.	Yeah, um, then...are you alone?
i'm sorry. i didn't mean, i just didn't expect to run into you here, that's all.	Well, now you have.
what are you doing here?	I'm sorry. I didn't mean, I just didn't expect to run into you here, that's all.
what are you doing here?	What are you doing here?
hello, vi.	What are you doing here?
ah-hah. and how is it you hope to achieve this goal?	I dunno. See if I have any connections.
well, i mean...i wanna be on tv. maybe have a talk show or something. like conan. or early letterman.	Ah-hah. And how is it you hope to achieve this goal?
c'mon. talk to me. tell me what you're thinking.	Well, I mean...I wanna be on TV. Maybe have a talk show or something. Like Conan. Or early Letterman.
i dunno...	C'mon. Talk to me. Tell me what you're thinking.
'ok.' so you just don't care.  let me ask you, not as your guidance counselor, but...as a friend: what do you want to do with your life? i mean, what kind of long-term goals can you possibly have?	I dunno...
ok.	'OK.' So you just don't care.  Let me ask you, not as your guidance counselor, but...as a friend: what do you want to do with your life? I mean, what kind of long-term goals can you possibly have?
all right, scooby, let's not beat around the bush. with your attitude, you're not going to get in anywhere.	OK.
i hate reading.	All right, Scooby, let's not beat around the bush. With your attitude, you're not going to get in anywhere.
none at all? how about those 'underground' comics?	I hate reading.
no.	None at all? How about those 'underground' comics?
any books you like to read for fun?	No.
no, not really.	Any books you like to read for fun?
ok. bye.	Maybe she has caller ID.
yeah, sure.	OK. Bye.
listen, toby, i can't really talk right now. do you mind if i call you back?	Yeah, sure.
wow, that really is great. in a few years, who knows, maybe they'll want to be in my documentary!	Listen, Toby, I can't really talk right now. Do you mind if I call you back?
eight, six, and four.	Wow, that really is great. In a few years, who knows, maybe they'll want to be in my documentary!
great. how old are they?	Eight, six, and four.
three.	Great. How old are they?
how many?	Three.
yeah.	How many?
huh. kids?	Yeah.
yeah.	Huh. Kids?
yeah...so you're um...you're married?	Yeah.
oh. tired of 'life in the fast lane'?	Yeah...So you're um...you're married?
yeah. but not any more.	Oh. Tired of 'life in the fast lane'?
yeah...um...so anyway, tell me. what about you? i'd heard through the grapevine you were producing movies.	Yeah. But not any more.
that's good.	Yeah...um...so anyway, tell me. What about you? I'd heard through the grapevine you were producing movies.
hunh.	That's good.
uh, well, anyway, so i'm looking for subjects for this documentary on teenage life in suburbia. kind of an exploration of the mental psyche of its mythology. i wrote to derrida to see if he'd like to do the narration. but everything's still kind of in development at this point.	Hunh.
well, but it was so long ago. we were so different back then...	Uh, well, anyway, so I'm looking for subjects for this documentary on teenage life in suburbia. Kind of an exploration of the mental psyche of its mythology. I wrote to Derrida to see if he'd like to do the narration. But everything's still kind of in development at this point.
i do.	Well, but it was so long ago. We were so different back then...
oh, i don't remember that...	I do.
yeah. you didn't wanna take me to the prom.	Oh, I don't remember that...
n-not yet. i'm hoping to get a grant for this one project on teenagers. geez, remember when we were teenagers?	Yeah. You didn't wanna take me to the prom.
oh? anything i might have seen?	N-not yet. I'm hoping to get a grant for this one project on teenagers. Geez, remember when we were teenagers?
i'm a documentary filmmaker.	Oh? Anything I might have seen?
that's good. so then what do you do now?	I'm a documentary filmmaker.
i worked over at a homeless shelter for a while, drove a cab to pay the rent, but, i mean, that was like - i mean, i have some dignity.	That's good. So then what do you do now?
that's too bad.	I worked over at a homeless shelter for a while, drove a cab to pay the rent, but, I mean, that was like - I mean, I have some dignity.
well, um, i kind of let things go on this novel i'd been really into - i mean, the whole publishing industry is totally corrupt. i mean, really, it's finished.	That's too bad.
anything i might know about?	Well, um, I kind of let things go on this novel I'd been really into - I mean, the whole publishing industry is totally corrupt. I mean, really, it's finished.
yeah, well, then it got me writing, so that was a good thing.	Anything I might know about?
oh, that's too bad.	Yeah, well, then it got me writing, so that was a good thing.
yeah, well, it was really all kind of a joke - and a rip-off, so, uh...so i dropped out.	Oh, that's too bad.
i believe it.	Yeah, well, it was really all kind of a joke - and a rip-off, so, uh...so I dropped out.
well, i went to law school, if you can believe that.	I believe it.
oh. so what did you do after you gave up on acting?	Well, I went to law school, if you can believe that.
oh, no, not any more. no, um, i kind of came to terms with myself, i realized i had done what i had to do. and it was time to move on.	Oh. So what did you do after you gave up on acting?
um, well, yeah.  so are you still acting?	Oh, no, not any more. No, um, I kind of came to terms with myself, I realized I had done what I had to do. And it was time to move on.
so. look at where we are: the year 2000! can you believe it? i mean, did you ever think we would actually make it?	Um, well, yeah.  So are you still acting?
yeah.	So. Look at where we are: the year 2000! Can you believe it? I mean, did you ever think we would actually make it?
oh, yeah, well...um...i was just calling because, well, i was wondering if you still remembered me, which i guess you do...	Yeah.
but...you called.	Oh, yeah, well...um...I was just calling because, well, I was wondering if you still remembered me, which I guess you do...
that's what i was gonna ask you.	But...you called.
so what's going on?	That's what I was gonna ask you.
great!	So what's going on?
great!	Great!
oh, fine. how are you?	Great!
toby -? oh, hi! how are you?	Oh, fine. How are you?
toby oxman.	Toby -? Oh, hi! How are you?
who is this?	Toby Oxman.
hello, is this pam?	Who is this?
hello?	Hello, is this Pam?
you want some?	No, thanks.
yeah. i know.	I mean...
you know...i like you.	Yeah. I know.
yeah?	You know...I like you.
scooby?	Yeah?
i know. i'm sorry. i'm just...a little nervous, i don't know why.	You should be.
i'm not an idiot, man. i watch tv.	I Know. I'm sorry. I'm just...a little nervous, I don't know why.
scooby, don't! be careful!	I'm not an idiot, man. I watch TV.
no, i don't think so...	Scooby, don't! Be careful!
is it loaded?	No, I don't think so...
i know.	Is it loaded?
gee, your dad's smart.	I know.
it's my dad's he hides it under some old tv guides in his closet.	Gee, your Dad's smart.
how'd you get it?	It's my Dad's He hides it under some old TV Guides in his closet.
thanks.	How'd you get it?
pretty cool, stanley.	Thanks.
oh, my god, scooby! i'm so sorry...i'm so, so sorry...	Don't be. Your movie's a hit.
yeah. he went to harward.	Oh.
he did?	Yeah. He went to Harward.
uh, scooby, now i understand how you want to be a tv talk-show host and all, like conan o'brien, but did you know even he went to college?	He did?
what is most important to you?	I dunno. I'd like to be good at something. It doesn't have to be TV. I mean, it could be movies...Anything. I'd be willing to direct.
sureumyeah, as soon as i have a screening i'll let you know.	Thanks man.
can i see what you have so far?	Sureumyeah, as soon as I have a screening I'll let you know.
uh, yeah, we're getting there.	Can I see what you have so far?
hey, um, toby? i was wonderingis the documentary almost finished?	Uh, yeah, we're getting there.
but what did you get on your sats?	200 verbal/710 math. Kinda weird, I know. But I think they thought it was, like, good-weird.
prnceton.	But what did you get on your SATs?
so where'd you get in?	Prnceton.
so like, yeahi caved in. i mean, i had to. my parents, they're like still really depressed about brady. so i wrote the bullshit essay. filled out the applications, did the interviewsy'know, i figure i can always drop out.	So where'd you get in?
whoopee.	HBO and MTV have also shown some interest.
actually, there is some interest from the sundance channel.	Whoopee.
doubt it.	Actually, there is some interest from the Sundance Channel.
yeah, well, it's possible they would be interested in it.	Doubt it.
is this to like get into sundance?	Yeah, well, it's possible they would be interested in it.
well...it's kind of a sociological study in the aftermath of columbine.	Is this to like get into Sundance?
what for?	Well...it's kind of a sociological study in the aftermath of Columbine.
well, no. i'm doing one on high school students, in fact.	What for?
oh. you mean, like, blair witch project?	Well, no. I'm doing one on high school students, in fact.
no...actually, i'm a documentary filmmaker?	Oh. You mean, like, Blair Witch Project?
you a pervert?	No...Actually, I'm a documentary filmmaker?
well, i-i hope that--that--	Times up!
uh-oh!  do you know if the demands are being taken seriously at this point, or does washington think these people are just a bunch of crazy fuckers playing games?	Well, I-I hope that--that--
y-yes--	Uh-oh!  Do you know if the demands are being taken seriously at this point, or does Washington think these people are just a bunch of crazy fuckers playing games?
does that include helen filmore, united states congresswoman?	Y-yes--
th-th-they'll kill one hostage every hour until it is--	Does that include Helen Filmore, United States congresswoman?
twenty-five-million!  and what will they do if the money isn't delivered?	Th-th-they'll kill one hostage every hour until it is--
th-they want t-twenty-f-five million dollars cash--or chemco will be destroyed.	Twenty-five-million!  And what will they do if the money isn't delivered?
henry, what exactly are these crazed gunmen demanding?	Th-they want t-twenty-f-five million dollars cash--or Chemco will be destroyed.
is he with the girl?	I don't know--look!  They can get in now, man!  We got no one left to guard it!
well get someone down there!	There isn't anyone! He's opened that whole sector now!
we got trouble.  that bodyguard son- of-a-bitch has them running all over the field--just took out three on the north end!	Well get someone down there!
i now understand the expression "you get what you pay for!" a bunch of chumps!	Listen man, I don't need this shit--
i don't know what hit us!  we had them trapped on the stairwell.  they could be anywhere now.	I now understand the expression "you get what you pay for!" A bunch of chumps!
looks like you're not going to make that dinner after all...	I guess not Cooper...
well cooper...	Looks like you're not going to make that dinner after all...
well filmore--	Well Cooper...
what about rule one:  never let the person you are protecting out of your sight!	Rule two:  without alternative, use yourself as a shield.
because i'll be firing at them.	You're talking about committing suicide!
they probably have guards on the roof--and they're gonna be firing at me--not you! atkins what makes you so sure?	Because I'll be firing at them.
what are you talking about?	They probably have guards on the roof--and they're gonna be firing at me--not you! ATKINS What makes you so sure?
i'm going first.  taking the fire. if we go out together we're all dead!	What are you talking about?
now what?	There's the fence...
you're a lot like my father, cooper... you think with your heart.	Used to Filmore, used to.
what happened?	By the time I got back to the party our ambassador was face-down, in a bed of bloody azaleas.
i drew my gun, ran in the direction of the cries...violating the first rule of service...i let the ambass- ador out of my sight.	What happened?
cooper...	Yeah?...
let me tell you something cooper! i never once bad-mouthed him during all those months--	No but you didn't defend him either! Didn't want to rock the boat.  Guess the ride was too smooth. FILMORE I was acting under legal counsel!
what do you think?	Let me tell you something Cooper! I never once bad-mouthed him during all those months--
what's that supposed to mean?	What do you think?
after leizburg, he stuck his neck out to defend me.  he's loyal to the end. even if it's not--politically correct at the time.	What's that supposed to mean?
what do you mean?	After Leizburg, he stuck his neck out to defend me.  He's loyal to the end. Even if it's not--politically correct at the time.
you should listen your old man more often.  he's got principles.	What do you mean?
he's a very stubborn man sometimes...	You should listen your old man more often.  He's got principles.
i wasn't angry with you i was angry with him.	He's a very stubborn man sometimes...
forget about it.	I wasn't angry with you I was angry with him.
let's move it we got company!	What happened!
we don't have time!	Yeah and we don't have much ammo either!
--be prepared.	We don't have time!
what now?	We're outta here--
what are we going to do!	Who's got matches?
anything else?  maybe a sandwich?	Just the soda, please. Cooper heads down the hall.  Filmore watches him leave, sighs, then turns and smiles at the General manager:
i'm not arguing.  i'm just telling you what the deal is--congresswoman.	Look Cooper I don't care what my father says, if you embarrass me here you're going to regret it, understand?
just get me a coke and don't argue with me, ok?	I'm not arguing.  I'm just telling you what the deal is--Congresswoman.
i gotta keep you alive--it's in my contract.	If you're working for me you're going to do what I tell you.
what are you going to do, cooper, throw yourself on a bunsen burner? it's a bunch of businessmen touring a lab.  we'll be out in no time.	I gotta keep you alive--it's in my contract.
i said i'll lead.	What are you going to do, Cooper, throw yourself on a Bunsen burner? It's a bunch of businessmen touring a lab.  We'll be out in no time.
why? are we going dancing?	I said I'll lead.
i'll lead.	Why? Are we going dancing?
where does it lead?	The maintenance hatch--it takes us outside the building!
that's it!  up ahead!	Where does it lead?
it's nothing to worry about.	We wouldn't have made it out without you. FILMORE Or without you.
how's the arm?	It's nothing to worry about.
i don't see why they wouldn't be.	Good...
are the labs in operation?	I don't see why they wouldn't be.
we're on sublevel six.  we'll pass some labs and then we'll hit the stairwell--	Are the labs in operation?
how well do you know this place?	We're on sublevel six.  We'll pass some labs and then we'll hit the stairwell--
i have a lighter!	Even better.
i insist...	I said I don't want any, goddammit!
i don't want any...	I insist...
come on, drink up.	I don't want any...
you see, it paid off--you broke away from the old guard, congresswoman.  it won't be long till they're calling you senator filmore--	Shut up!
i suppose...you think i should thank you.	Yes, you should.
i know you're not too happy at this point.  it's too bad we weren't able to meet elsewhere, under different circumstances...	Like where--in your dreams?
it seems to me we are just sailing away. they haven't sunk us yet, have they? besides, don't you worry your pretty little head about that.  it's all been taken care of.	I know you're not too happy at this point.  It's too bad we weren't able to meet elsewhere, under different circumstances...
you understand that they're watching our every move right now--you think you're just going to sail away?	It seems to me we are just sailing away. They haven't sunk us yet, have they? Besides, don't you worry your pretty little head about that.  It's all been taken care of.
you're going to pay for this...	You got it all backwards, Helen--but that's OK, you work for the government...
i hope you don't mind all this--it's just that the networks will eat it up, you know...	You're going to pay for this...
go fuck yourself...	Hey now!  No cussing on TV!  Well in closing I'd like to say that there are two reasons to have that money outside in an hour.  One is my perky co-anchor here, and the second is the lives of tens of thousands of people--people just like you and me!
are you going to kill us?	I don't know.  If you gave me a reason to...
enjoying the tour so far?	Are you going to kill us?
she's as good as gone...	You can't think like that!  We're watching them like a hawk--he's bound to trip up, make one false move--
looks like richter isn't acting alone--he's heading into some dangerous waters.	She's as good as gone...
what about cooper--where is he?	He's in there...
why the hell didn't you tell us this was at stake!	Chemco's been developing nerve gas?
good.	We have a special forces squadron out of Thailand surrounding the compound as we speak.
we've prohibited the networks from broadcasting the transmissions.	Good.
well?	We've prohibited the networks from broadcasting the transmissions.
she's still alive.	The transmission is an hour old...
came over the satellite.  we're keeping the bird clear should they call back.	She's still alive.
what!	They were probably topping off a docked tanker while he stalled for time--without anyone being the wiser...
he wouldn't take it on the helicopters. he'd transport it through pipelines that connect chemco to the waterfront...	What!
well, it's a binary formula--a precise amount of two separate chemicals must be exposed to the nitrogen in the atmosphere simultaneously for it to work.	How much do they have?
what the hell is it, anyhow?	Well, it's a binary formula--a precise amount of two separate chemicals must be exposed to the nitrogen in the atmosphere simultaneously for it to work.
apparently, this project is--unique. but it's heavily protected--all formulas are heavily codified!	What the hell is it, anyhow?
i haven't been briefed on any such thing!	Apparently, this project is--unique. But it's heavily protected--all formulas are heavily codified!
chemco makes many things senator! we were under government contract!	I haven't been briefed on any such thing!
is there anything in there that can blow?  we have to be ready for any contingency--	Mister Myers it is a chemical plant! There are a number of volatile compounds-- but they are safely stored away...
i assure you gentlemen if we had something of that magnitude it wouldn't be shelved in a lab somewhere...	Is there anything in there that can blow?  We have to be ready for any contingency--
what do they have in there that's so valuable?  a cure for aids, a cure for cancer?	I assure you gentlemen if we had something of that magnitude it wouldn't be shelved in a lab somewhere...
what do you mean?	What do they have in there that's so valuable?  A cure for AIDS, a cure for cancer?
so, what are we looking at white?	What do you mean?
the ball is in richter's court.  but we're sure as hell not going to sit on our hands while he assassinates people--we're gonna stop the son-of- a-bitch!	I don't think you--grasp--the situation, Mr. Myers.
and what exactly do they intend to do?	The ball is in Richter's court.  But we're sure as hell not going to sit on our hands while he assassinates people--we're gonna stop the son-of- a-bitch!
who's ryan cooper?	I'll let the senator tell you.
and--of course there is the human cost, which is incalculable.	I'm sure you'll figure it out.
this was taken when richter was arrested in washington state, 1985. he was charged with interstate arms trafficking, skipped bail, and has since been a fugitive.	Chemco is willing to deal with him, meet his demands.  I can have the money there in an hour.
we're almost done piping in directly to the olympia.  should have it all in about an hour or so.	Excellent.
what's happening at the waterfront?	We're almost done piping in directly to the Olympia.  Should have it all in about an hour or so.
i want the girl.  i don't care about the rest--but a us congresswoman taken hostage will make for great copy. we'll make headlines all over the world...	You're fucking crazy Richter--you know that?
what are you so worked up about jack? fuck 'em--we don't need 'em.	I want the girl.  I don't care about the rest--but a US congresswoman taken hostage will make for great copy. We'll make headlines all over the world...
where the hell could they have gone!	What are you so worked up about jack? Fuck 'em--we don't need 'em.
kz...7-0...7-0...nine.  it checks out.	Excellent...excellent!
something tells me you don't want to be on tv, friend.	Richter-we got a problem!
of course it's codified!  each number probably corresponds to a compound.  have them pull every compound from the lab and compare it to the codes till you figure it out--that's what you're here for.	I know what I'm here for-you don't need to remind me.
i'm in to the directory but they've codified the stockpile--numerically.	Of course it's codified!  Each number probably corresponds to a compound.  Have them pull every compound from the lab and compare it to the codes till you figure it out--that's what you're here for.
have you broken it yet?  we've got six more heads and that means six more hours.	I'm in to the directory but they've codified the stockpile--numerically.
how goes the roll call?	We're secured.  Takeover team is in position and accounted for.
get your men to do it!	The thing weighs more than a ton-- you want to roll up your sleeves and try it?!
we can't--it's power driven!	Get your men to do it!
drop the anchor!	We can't--it's power driven!
if i don't get power up we are!	Drop the anchor!
are we adrift--	If I don't get power up we are!
dissent?	You know, when we reach Kompong Som--
well, there was uh, a little dissent about the amount of the bonus--	Dissent?
why should i worry?  is there a problem?	Well, there was uh, a little dissent about the amount of the bonus--
my crew is going to work alongside with your men, don't worry--we're a team!	Why should I worry?  Is there a problem?
are you hungry?  we can discuss some final arrangements over some slop in the galley.	Captain it would be impossible to turn down such a gracious request.
agreed--let's move it.	Are you hungry?  We can discuss some final arrangements over some slop in the galley.
i say we head out.	Agreed--let's move it.
good.	I say we head out.
gotcha.  we've been filling barrels all day--we've got  hell of a stockpile.	Good.
our traveler's insurance, you know what i mean?	Gotcha.  We've been filling barrels all day--we've got  hell of a stockpile.
what does that mean?	There's enough in one vial...
they must have got their hands on a test vial!	What does that mean?
how much of this shit do they have, white!!	They must have got their hands on a test vial!
of the separate chemicals--i don't know, uh, offhand--	How much of this shit do they have, White!!
just what the hell is he talking about?	We've...been developing a product... KZ 70709.
excuse me, mister president, but you forgot to give me my camera back.	Oh, yes, that's right.
goodbye, mister ambassador.	We have many splendidly deep mines in our country.
and now, mister president, i must return at once to my embassy to communicate this reassuring news to the premier.	Goodbye, Mister Ambassador.
and surely you don't expect us to let you spy in our country before you destroy your weapons.	Don't you realize that despite your incredible distrust and suspicion, that in fact, you place a far greater trust in us than inspection would require?  You trust us not to cause a war accidentally - and, of course, we are obliged to place the same trust in you.
surely, you don't expect us to destroy our weapons without being able to verify that you are doing the same?	And surely you don't expect us to let you spy in our country before you destroy your weapons.
i know nothing of the sort!	Surely, you don't expect us to destroy our weapons without being able to verify that you are doing the same?
that's nonsense, and you know it!	I know nothing of the sort!
bah!  all you wanted to do was spy in our country!	That's nonsense, and you know it!
this dreadful accident could never have happened if your government hadn't cynically and hypocritic- ally blocked every proposal we made for disarmament or arms control!!	Bah!  All you wanted to do was spy in our country!
how dare you talk to me in this manner?	This dreadful accident could never have happened if your government hadn't cynically and hypocritic- ally blocked every proposal we made for disarmament or arms control!!
it is very convenient to place all the blame on a dead man.	How dare you talk to me in this manner?
damn you, de sade!  you know as well as i do that this was the act of a mentally sick man - a single individual, whose crack-up can probably be traced to the strains and tensions caused by your country.	It is very convenient to place all the blame on a dead man.
allow me to assure you that my government will not be satisfied with a polite note of regret for this shocking example of aggression against our peace-loving people.	Damn you, de Sade!  You know as well as I do that this was the act of a mentally sick man - a single individual, whose crack-up can probably be traced to the strains and tensions caused by your country.
yes?	Allow me to assure you that my government will not be satisfied with a polite note of regret for this shocking example of aggression against our peace-loving people.
the source was...shall we say, completely reliable.	The report is entirely untrue.  I can assure you of that.
that's preposterous!  we have no such program!	The source was...shall we say, completely reliable.
but, finally, one factor tipped the scales. we received information from a very re- liable source that your country was going to build one.	That's preposterous!  We have no such program!
mister ambassador, what on earth possessed your country to build this weapon?	First of all, economic reasons.  It was cheap.  The entire project cost just a fraction of what we spent in a single year on our various space and missile programs. It also seemed ideal in most other respects. It was terrifying, convincing, automatic, and extremely simple to understand.
where is this...thing?	It is buried somewhere in the Grudd Mountains.
our scientists calculated that the detonation of fifty of our biggest nuclear devices, jacketed in cobalt-thorium-g would enshroud the earth in a hundred years of lethal radio- activity from which no human life could escape. in ten months the earth would be as dead as the moon.	Where is this...thing?
well, it has been explained to me that, if you add a thick cobalt-thorium-g jacket to a nuclear device, the radio- activity resulting from such a nuclear explosion will retain its lethal power for a hundred years.	Our scientists calculated that the detonation of fifty of our biggest nuclear devices, jacketed in Cobalt-Thorium-G would enshroud the earth in a hundred years of lethal radio- activity from which no human life could escape. In ten months the Earth would be as dead as the Moon.
i am sorry.  sub-miniature photography is my hobby.  it's amazing what excellent en- largements you can make from the negative.	I'll hold this, if you don't mind.  You can have it back when you leave.
what's the meaning of this?	I am sorry.  Sub-miniature photography is my hobby.  It's amazing what excellent en- largements you can make from the negative.
if he's not there, try...  87 - 43 - 56.	Did you get that, Kulnick?
at his office in the capitol.	If he's not there, try...  87 - 43 - 56.
where are you trying to reach him?	At his office in the Capitol.
i have your word, mister president?	Yes, of course.
don't be ridiculous.	I have your word, Mister President?
the food - you wouldn't put - anything in it, would you?	Don't be ridiculous.
now, mister ambassador.  in a very few moments we should have premier belch on the phone.  i intend to tell him exactly what has happened.  i merely want you to authenticate certain facts for him.	The food - you wouldn't put - anything in it, would you?
thank you, admiral.	Now, Mister Ambassador.  In a very few moments we should have Premier Belch on the phone.  I intend to tell him exactly what has happened.  I merely want you to authenticate certain facts for him.
possibly some coffee?	Moffo!
certainly - how about some breakfast?	Possibly some coffee?
can i have a glass of water?	Certainly - how about some breakfast?
all right, mister ambassador!  but you must treat general "buck" schmuck with the respect due him.	Can I have a glass of water?
war-mongering bully!  don't think you're going to intimidate me!	All right, Mister Ambassador!  But you must treat General "Buck" Schmuck with the respect due him.
please be calm, ambassador de sade.	You will not get away with this vicious attack on our peace-loving people.
that's right, fella.	One, two...  three, four...  five...  Why you, dirty, stinking...
my seven body orifices????	That's right, fella.
please, mister president, i am extremely shy and do not wish to endure this sort of personal humiliation.  here is the only other camera i have left.	See!  See, I told you.
you mean you'll tell us his name???	It's not a he, General.  It was an article in the "Times" about a year and a half ago.
perhaps you gentlemen would like to check with the source?	You mean you'll tell us his name???
then all you have to do is untrigger it.	Ah, but if we were able to untrigger it, that would be defeating its purpose.  All our enemies would have to do, would be to warn us in advance that they were going to violate one of our unalterable triggering conditions. We would bluff, naturally, but in the end we would be insane not to untrigger it. Now we can say: There is no point trying to intimidate us, we don't control the Doomsday Machine.
you're absolutely right.  we wouldn't.  no sane nation ever would.  that's why it was designed to trigger itself automatically.	Then all you have to do is untrigger it.
mister president, i can't buy this malarkey; they wouldn't set the damn thing off.  why should they?	You're absolutely right.  We wouldn't.  No sane nation ever would.  That's why it was designed to trigger itself automatically.
naturally.  it would kill us just as surely even if we set it off in your country.  but this way we know it's safe, and we don't have the problem of delivering it.	Mister President, I can't buy this malarkey; they wouldn't set the damn thing off.  Why should they?
do you mean to say you'd set it off in your own country?	Naturally.  It would kill us just as surely even if we set it off in your country.  But this way we know it's safe, and we don't have the problem of delivering it.
give that back to me.	What do you think of this, Mister President?  I told you we shouldn't let him in here.
i caught you red-handed, mister ambassador.	Give that back to me.
don't you dare touch me!  what the devil do you think you're doing?	I caught you red-handed, Mister Ambassador.
premier belch will not be fooled by this fantastic lie.	Mister President, are you going to let this stooge talk to you like this?
now, snap out of it, fella!	Who the hell do you think you are, sir???
it might still be worth trying riki-tiki- tavi.  r...t...t...there's only three combinations of -- t...t...r, or t...r...t...	Now, snap out of it, fella!
get a grip on yourself, major!	It might still be worth trying Riki-Tiki- Tavi.  R...T...T...There's only three combinations of -- T...T...R, or T...R...T...
the three-letter code group.  or maybe some combination of the three letters. p...o...e, or p...e...o, or e...o...p... let's see, there would be six possible combinations.	Get a grip on yourself, Major!
what are you talking about, major?	The three-letter code group.  Or maybe some combination of the three letters. P...O...E, or P...E...O, or E...O...P... let's see, there would be six possible combinations.
i think that just might be it!  although it could be riki-tiki-tavi.	What are you talking about, Major?
why are you saying that phrase over and over again?	I think that just might be it!  Although it could be Riki-Tiki-Tavi.
come in...come in... peace on earth... peace on earth...yes...	Why are you saying that phrase over and over again?
major?...major?  i'm colonel "bat" guano, 701 battalion.	Come in...come in... Peace On Earth... Peace On Earth...yes...
that's government property, major.	Colonel, remember, a reprimand from the President can be pretty serious to a career officer...Just a second, operator, I know I have it somewhere.
operator...how much would the call be station-to-station?...thirty-five cents cheaper?...i'd still be short twenty cents ...just a second, operator...  colonel, shoot the lock off the coke machine.  there's bound to be enough change in there.	That's government property, Major.
so what?	Well, I'm General Ripper's Executive officer. He'll want to talk to me.
he wanted to talk to general ripper, didn't he?	So what?
what about the president?	He wanted to talk to General Ripper, didn't he?
wait a minute.  the president!!  that's it! the president!!!	What about the President?
you've wasted enough of my time, fella.	Wait a minute.  The President!!  That's it! The President!!!
okay, colonel.  but look, there's a pay phone just outside in the hall.  maybe that works, huh?  maybe it'll work?  what do you think?	You've wasted enough of my time, fella.
on your feet, fella.  i've got to get outside and see how my men are.	Okay, Colonel.  But look, there's a pay phone just outside in the hall.  Maybe that works, huh?  Maybe it'll work?  What do you think?
look, colonel.  maybe it's too late. maybe they've sent air command in already.  but we've got to try to con- tact somebody.	On your feet, fella.  I've got to get outside and see how my men are.
now look, i'm picking up this ordinary telephone.  see?...hello?...hello?... nuts, the lines must still be disconnected.  the general had us disconnect...	Look, Colonel.  Maybe it's too late. Maybe they've sent Air Command in already.  But we've got to try to con- tact somebody.
sure...sure, colonel.  now look, i'm picking up the phone...nice and slow.  right?...hello? ...hello?  hello?...hello?...gee, it must be edad. probably the lines were hit during the fighting.	Now look, I'm picking up this ordinary telephone.  See?...Hello?...Hello?... Nuts, the lines must still be disconnected.  The General had us disconnect...
okay, fella.  but just move slow and don't do anything that might surprise me.	Sure...sure, Colonel.  Now look, I'm picking up the phone...nice and slow.  Right?...Hello? ...Hello?  Hello?...Hello?...Gee, it must be edad. Probably the lines were hit during the fighting.
look, colonel.  you keep me covered, but let me just pick up this red telephone that connects to air command headquarters. okay?...i won't play any tricks on you... okay?	Okay, fella.  But just move slow and don't do anything that might surprise me.
they told me, major.  and i didn't hear anything about any atomic attack.	Look, Colonel.  You keep me covered, but let me just pick up this red telephone that connects to Air Command headquarters. Okay?...I won't play any tricks on you... Okay?
didn't they tell you?	They told me, Major.  And I didn't hear anything about any atomic attack.
you must think i'm an awful sap, major.  just sit down, fella, and keep your hands on the desk!	Didn't they tell you?
look, general ripper went off his rocker and ordered the 843rd bomb wing to attack with h-bombs.	You must think I'm an awful sap, Major.  Just sit down, fella, and keep your hands on the desk!
sure i do.  there was some kind of mutiny on the base, and you killed general ripper.	Look, General Ripper went off his rocker and ordered the 843rd Bomb Wing to attack with H-bombs.
colonel, don't you know what's going on?	Sure I do.  There was some kind of mutiny on the base, and you killed General Ripper.
don't worry, major.  your rights will be fully protected.	Colonel, don't you know what's going on?
look, colonel.  i've got to talk to somebody at air command.	Don't worry, Major.  Your rights will be fully protected.
we'll have to leave that up to the c.i.d. boys, won't we, major?	Look, Colonel.  I've got to talk to somebody at Air Command.
look, i didn't shoot him!	We'll have to leave that up to the C.I.D. boys, won't we, Major?
what happened, major?  some kind of private beef between the two of you?	Look, I didn't shoot him!
what?	What happened, Major?  Some kind of private beef between the two of you?
do you have any witnesses, major?	What?
well, you can't do that because he's dead.	Do you have any witnesses, Major?
i did that for your own good, fella.  now i'm not going to pull rank on you.  when this is over, i'll be happy to step outside with you and settle this thing.  right now my orders are to locate general ripper and put him on the phone with the president.	Well, you can't do that because he's dead.
ceida pietraszkiewicz...p...i...e... t...r...a...s...z...k...i...e...w... i...c...z.	Now look here, Miss Pietraszkiewicz, this is Air Command Headquarters calling.
what did you say?	Ceida Pietraszkiewicz...P...I...E... T...R...A...S...Z...K...I...E...W... I...C...Z.
ceida pietraszkiewicz.	What did you say?
what is your name, young lady?	Ceida Pietraszkiewicz.
i'm sorry, sir.  general schmuck is asleep and he isn't taking calls until eight-thirty.	What is your name, young lady?
does the threat board show anything?	Well, that's the funny part of it, too, sir.  It doesn't show a damned thing.
i know it sounds crazy, sir, but we tried, and nobody answers any of the telephones.	Does the threat board show anything?
well, that's ridiculous.  if the teleprinter and radio links are out of order, just pick up a phone and pay for a call.	I know it sounds crazy, sir, but we tried, and nobody answers any of the telephones.
no, sir.	Then why bother me with this nonsense? Get in touch with the base commander.
colonel, you're not drunk, are you, man?	No, sir.
general schmuck, we monitored a trans- mission about six minutes ago from burpelson air force base, hq 843rd wing.  it was apparently directed to their wing on air- borne alert.  it decoded as - wing attack, plan-r.	Colonel, you're not drunk, are you, man?
i didn't say anything.  what's the meaning of disturbing me at this hour, colonel?	General Schmuck, we monitored a trans- mission about six minutes ago from Burpelson Air Force Base, HQ 843rd Wing.  It was apparently directed to their Wing on air- borne alert.  It decoded as - Wing attack, Plan-R.
what did you say, sir?	I didn't say anything.  What's the meaning of disturbing me at this hour, Colonel?
go back to sleep, baby.	What did you say, sir?
general schmuck?	Yes!  Who the hell is this?
yes!	General Schmuck?
just a second, sir.  he's got films of the war room in that thing!	I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to take the film out.
be fair, mister president.  didn't we initiate the human reliability tests for all personnel handling nuclear weapons?	Buck, when I told you to give them right up to the top, you said we couldn't insult a general officer by asking him to pass a test to see if he's a psycho.
damn it!  damn it!  i've been telling you all for years you've got too damned many psychoes in the service.	Be fair, Mister President.  Didn't we initiate the Human Reliability tests for all personnel handling nuclear weapons?
not exactly, sir.  you see, colonel puntrich at air command hq received a call from him about twenty minutes ago.  he asked general ripper if he had issued the go-code and the attack order, and general ripper said:  "sure, the orders came from me.  they're on their way in, and i advise you to get the rest of air command in after them. my boys will give you the best kind of start, and you sure as hell won't stop them now."  then he hung up.	Damn it!  Damn it!  I've been telling you all for years you've got too damned many psychoes in the service.
you aren't sure!	Not exactly, sir.  You see, Colonel Puntrich at Air Command HQ received a call from him about twenty minutes ago.  He asked General Ripper if he had issued the Go-code and the attack order, and General Ripper said:  "Sure, the orders came from me.  They're on their way in, and I advise you to get the rest of Air Command in after them. My boys will give you the best kind of start, and you sure as hell won't stop them now."  Then he hung up.
to be perfectly honest, mister president, we really aren't sure.	You aren't sure!
may i be stupid enough to inquire why in hell the base commander of the 843d bomb wing did a thing like that ???	To be perfectly honest, Mister President, we really aren't sure.
yes, sir.  he issued attack orders to --	May I be stupid enough to inquire WHY IN HELL THE BASE COMMANDER OF THE 843d BOMB WING DID A THING LIKE THAT ???
general schmuck?	Yes, sir.  He issued attack orders to --
well, sir, about forty-six minutes ago one of my base commanders, general jack d. ripper, sent out attack orders to the thirty-four b-90's of the 843rd bomb wing, under his command.	General Schmuck?
what kind of trouble?	Well, sir, about forty-six minutes ago one of my base commanders, General Jack D. Ripper, sent out attack orders to the thirty-four B-90's of the 843rd Bomb Wing, under his command.
well, mister president.	What kind of trouble?
i want him upped to brigadier general, and recomended for the d.s.c.	Yes, sir.
i didn't speak to him, sir.  but colonel "bat" guano was in command of the special service battalion, so i would imagine he did.	I want him upped to Brigadier General, and recomended for the D.S.C.
what do you suppose is going to happen if general ripper's planes start bombing their targets?	That certainly would be a problem, sir.
but that would mean some of our own boys will get hurt, mister president.	What do you suppose is going to happen if General Ripper's planes start bombing their targets?
you see, you knew the answer all the time, general.	But that would mean some of our own boys will get hurt, Mister President.
well...i suppose penetrate the base by force.	You see, you knew the answer all the time, General.
under the circumstances, general, what would you think they should do?	Well...I suppose penetrate the base by force.
thank you, sir.  but what shall i tell them to do if they are denied entrance?	Under the circumstances, General, what would you think they should do?
that's a very wise deduction, general.	Thank you, sir.  But what shall I tell them to do if they are denied entrance?
well, sir, they may not allow the special service troops to enter the base.	That's a very wise deduction, General.
i am aware of what a condition red alert implies.	Well, sir, they may not allow the Special Service troops to enter the base.
under a condition red alert, the base will probably be sealed off and defended by the base security troops.	I am aware of what a condition red alert implies.
yes?	Under a condition red alert, the base will probably be sealed off and defended by the base security troops.
yes, sir.  one thing, mister president.	Yes?
yes, sir.	And lastly, all privately owned radios are to be immediately impounded.  They can be used to issue instructions to saboteurs. Air Police will have lists of all owners.
now, as soon as you've done that, double- up on all base security teams.  our enemies are plenty smart, and there might even be an attack on the base by saboteurs.	Yes, sir.
thank you, sir.	Now, as soon as you've done that, double- up on all base security teams.  Our enemies are plenty smart, and there might even be an attack on the base by saboteurs.
you're a good officer, major, and you're perfectly right to bring these facts to my attention.	Thank you, sir.
no, sir.  i'm just bringing the facts to your attention, sir.	You're a good officer, Major, and you're perfectly right to bring these facts to my attention.
are you questioning my orders, major?	No, sir.  I'm just bringing the facts to your attention, sir.
general ripper, if i shut down the communi- cations center, there'll be no radio or teleprinter contact with air command head- quarters or anyone, for that matter.	Are you questioning my orders, Major?
as soon as you've done that, shut down the communications center.  lock it up and assign the personnel to base security details.	General Ripper, if I shut down the communi- cations center, there'll be no radio or teleprinter contact with Air Command head- quarters or anyone, for that matter.
no, sir.  plan-r to be radioed to the wing.	As soon as you've done that, shut down the communications center.  Lock it up and assign the personnel to base security details.
are you hard of hearing, major?	No, sir.  Plan-R to be radioed to the Wing.
plan-r????	Are you hard of hearing, Major?
i hope not.  now, as soon as you do what i told you, have plan-r radioed to the wing.	Plan-R????
no, sir.	I hope not.  Now, as soon as you do what I told you, have Plan-R radioed to the Wing.
are you trying to be insubordinate?	No, sir.
to you, sir.  but how do i know?	Are you trying to be insubordinate?
who do you think you're talking to?	To you, sir.  But how do I know?
yes, sir.  i just thought of something, sir.  how do i know i'm talking to you now?	Who do you think you're talking to?
no calls at all.  with or without my say-so. my voice can be imitated too, major.	Yes, sir.  I just thought of something, sir.  How do I know I'm talking to you now?
i understand, sir.  nothing comes or goes without your personal say-so.	No calls at all.  With or without my say-so. My voice can be imitated too, Major.
no calls from inside out.  no calls from outside in are even answered.  no calls.	I understand, sir.  Nothing comes or goes without your personal say-so.
you're right, sir.	No calls from inside out.  No calls from outside in are even answered.  No calls.
we don't want to be vulnerable to saboteurs calling up and pretending to be different people from the president down, do we?	You're right, sir.
that's right, sir.	We don't want to be vulnerable to saboteurs calling up and pretending to be different people from the President down, do we?
let me worry about that, major. i've still got my red line to the air command.	That's right, sir.
major, that's all i've been told.  just got it on the red phone.  the base is to be sealed tight.  and i mean tight.	Yes, sir.
but...what kind of a shooting war?  have they hit any of our cities yet?	Major, that's all I've been told.  Just got it on the red phone.  The base is to be sealed tight.  And I mean tight.
yes, major.  this looks like it's going to be it.	But...what kind of a shooting war?  Have they hit any of our cities yet?
a shooting war!	Yes, Major.  This looks like it's going to be it.
you're a good officer, major mandrake.  you have a right to know.  it looks like we're in a shooting war!	A shooting war!
yes, sir.  what's up, general ripper?	You're a good officer, Major Mandrake.  You have a right to know.  It looks like we're in a shooting war!
that's right.  i want this flashed to all section immediately.	Yes, sir.  What's up, General Ripper?
condition red!	That's right.  I want this flashed to all section immediately.
all right, major.  i'm putting the base on condition red.	Condition Red!
yes, sir.	All right, Major.  I'm putting the base on condition Red.
good.  has the wing confirmed holding at x-points?	Yes, sir.
no, sir.	Good.  Has the Wing confirmed holding at X-points?
youddon't think i'd ask if you recognized my voice unless it was important, do you, major?	No, sir.
i don't know, sir. we just spoke a few minutes ago.	Youddon't think I'd ask if you recognized my voice unless it was important, do you, Major?
why do you think i ask?	I don't know, sir. We just spoke a few minutes ago.
certainly, general.  why do you ask, sir?	Why do you think I ask?
do you recognize my voice?	Certainly, General.  Why do you ask, sir?
yes, sir.	Do you recognize my voice?
this is general ripper speaking.	Yes, sir.
combat operations center, major mandrake speaking.	This is General Ripper speaking.
general, now that you've done that, i beg you to recall the wing.	Major, I happen to believe in a life after this one, so I believe I will have to answer for what I have done.  I think I can.
to peace on earth, major.	Peace on earth.
major, those are my boys out there dying.	Yes, sir.  Why don't you stop the fighting, sir?
look, sir.  i'm no expert on the subject, but i've read some pretty sharp ideas the big boys have.  like, say, both countries agreeing to a million dollar reward and international protection for anyone who gives evidence of cheating to the inspectors. you can't hide those things without a lot of people knowing about it.  and if i were going to try and hide a few, i wouldn't want to depend on the fact that some poor slob isn't going to run and blab for a million bucks.  we're as smart as they are, and if they cheat, or even hold back information, we'd pull right out.	Major, I hate to say this, but I think you've been enemy indoctrinated, and you don't even know it.
do you think they would cheat?	Look, sir.  I'm no expert on the subject, but I've read some pretty sharp ideas the big boys have.  Like, say, both countries agreeing to a million dollar reward and international protection for anyone who gives evidence of cheating to the inspectors. You can't hide those things without a lot of people knowing about it.  And if I were going to try and hide a few, I wouldn't want to depend on the fact that some poor slob isn't going to run and blab for a million bucks.  We're as smart as they are, and if they cheat, or even hold back information, we'd pull right out.
no, sir.  i'm sure we wouldn't.	Do you think they would cheat?
do you think we'd cheat?	No, sir.  I'm sure we wouldn't.
general, what's good enough for the president and all the experts he's got working on the thing, is good enough for me.	Do you think we'd cheat?
and you'd like to see that?	General, what's good enough for the President and all the experts he's got working on the thing, is good enough for me.
if they gave us what we think we need, yes, i guess we would.	And you'd like to see that?
but if they suddenly opened up and gave us the inspection we want, we'd agree, wouldn't we?	If they gave us what we think we need, yes, I guess we would.
but, general, we're on our toes.  we haven't agreed to anything for years.  inffact, a a lot of people say we never will.	But if they suddenly opened up and gave us the inspection we want, we'd agree, wouldn't we?
i'll tell you what i do think.  if they say they're for disarmament, i say anyone who says they're for disarmament is either a traitor or a damned fool.	But, General, we're on our toes.  We haven't agreed to anything for years.  Inffact, a a lot of people say we never will.
don't you think he knows something about this, general ripper?	I'll tell you what I do think.  If they say they're for disarmament, I say anyone who says they're for disarmament is either a traitor or a damned fool.
don't be offended, major.  our president holds the same views.	Don't you think he knows something about this, General Ripper?
well, i'm not, sir.  honestly, sir.	Don't be offended, Major.  Our President holds the same views.
major, you're talking like one of them!	Well, I'm not, sir.  Honestly, sir.
gee, sir, that last remark doesn't exactly make all the sense in the world.	Major, you're talking like one of them!
no, major, i don't.  they have no regard for human life.  they wouldn't care if they lost their whole country as long as they won.	Gee, sir, that last remark doesn't exactly make all the sense in the world.
well, for the same reasons we do, sir. don't you see?	No, Major, I don't.  They have no regard for human life.  They wouldn't care if they lost their whole country as long as they won.
i still ask, why do they want disarmament?	Well, for the same reasons we do, sir. Don't you see?
well, sir, i remember an example that pointed out that if a system was safe on 99.99% of the days of the year, given average luck it would fail in thirty years.	I still ask, why do they want disarmament?
go on, major.  you fascinate me.	Well, sir, I remember an example that pointed out that if a system was safe on 99.99% of the days of the year, given average luck it would fail in thirty years.
that's right, sir.  and don't forget in a few years a lot of other countries will have the bomb.  what if they start something?	Go on, Major.  You fascinate me.
i've heard the arguments.  like napoleon's quote, "there's one thing you can't do with a bayonet, and that's - sit on it."	That's right, sir.  And don't forget in a few years a lot of other countries will have the bomb.  What if they start something?
i was just going to say, as long as the weapons exist, sooner or later something's going to happen -- and that'll be it for both countries.	I've heard the arguments.  Like Napoleon's quote, "There's one thing you can't do with a bayonet, and that's - sit on it."
go on, major.	I was just going to say, as long as the weapons exist, sooner or later something's going to happen -- and that'll be it for both countries.
well, sir, like i said, for the same reasons we do.  i mean, all the experts say the most likely way for war to start nowadays is by an accident, or a mistake, or by some mentally unbalanced person --	Go on, Major.
then don't you realize the bomb gives us peace not war?  and, if that's the case, i ask you again: why do they want disarmament?	Well, sir, like I said, for the same reasons we do.  I mean, all the experts say the most likely way for War to start nowadays is by an accident, or a mistake, or by some mentally unbalanced person --
right.	Then don't you realize the Bomb gives us Peace not War?  And, if that's the case, I ask you again: Why do they want disarmament?
but war doesn't make sense precisely because the weapons can kill an entire country -- right?	Right.
i don't know, sir.  but they're just as anxious to avoid a nuclear war as we are. war just doesn't make sense any more, for anybody.	But war doesn't make sense precisely because the weapons can kill an entire country -- right?
but we mean it because we are a peace- loving country.  are they a peace-loving country, major.	I don't know, sir.  But they're just as anxious to avoid a nuclear war as we are. War just doesn't make sense any more, for anybody.
yes, sir.  but so do we.	But we mean it because we are a peace- loving country.  Are they a peace-loving country, Major.
you're very naive, major.  don't they say they want disarmament?	Yes, sir.  But so do we.
and i guess they won't until they agree to let us inspect inside their country.	You're very naive, Major.  Don't they say they want disarmament?
not yet, major.  not yet.	And I guess they won't until they agree to let us inspect inside their country.
well, i know they've been going on for years, and they haven't gotten any place.	Not yet, Major.  Not yet.
where?  everywhere, major.  everywhere.	Well, I know they've been going on for years, and they haven't gotten any place.
where, sir?	Where?  Everywhere, Major.  Everywhere.
major mandrake, i guess you don't follow what's going on too closely, do you?	Where, sir?
but if you just let things alone, we wouldn't lose anyone.	Major Mandrake, I guess you don't follow what's going on too closely, do you?
you're absolutely right.  you forgot to mention their nuclear subs.  but it wouldn't matter. sure we wouldn't get off without getting our hair mussed, but we'd prevail.  i don't think we'd lose more than fifty million people, tops.	But if you just let things alone, we wouldn't lose anyone.
but even then, we wouldn't get everything.  i mean some missiles would abort, or they'd miss their targets, or maybe the enemy have some secret bases we don't know about.	You're absolutely right.  You forgot to mention their nuclear subs.  But it wouldn't matter. Sure we wouldn't get off without getting our hair mussed, but we'd prevail.  I don't think we'd lose more than fifty million people, tops.
i know so, major.  i know so.  and add to that, the whole air command force being committed to clobber everything they've got.	But even then, we wouldn't get everything.  I mean some missiles would abort, or they'd miss their targets, or maybe the enemy have some secret bases we don't know about.
i guess so.	I know so, Major.  I know so.  And add to that, the whole Air Command force being committed to clobber everything they've got.
our missiles would impact before my planes were even discovered by the enemy, wouldn't they?	I guess so.
i suppose we might catch them off their guard.	Our missiles would impact before my planes were even discovered by the enemy, wouldn't they?
you're being dense, major.  i certainly don't	I suppose we might catch them off their guard.
but then why do you want to kill a hundred and sixty million of our people, sir?	You're being dense, Major.  I certainly don't
that's close enough, major.	But then why do you want to kill a hundred and sixty million of our people, sir?
well, i think i remember reading the report on that.  wasn't it something like a hundred and sixty million?	That's close enough, Major.
if we haven't taken any further action, they certainly will.  doyyourhappen to remember the statistics on our casualties in the event of a full-scale enemy attack?	Well, I think I remember reading the report on that.  Wasn't it something like a hundred and sixty million?
but when they do, sir, won't they hit back with everything they've got?	If we haven't taken any further action, they certainly will.  Doyyourhappen to remember the statistics on our casualties in the event of a full-scale enemy attack?
you see, major, at this very moment, while we sit and chat, a decision is being made by the president in the war room.  he knows that the enemy will pick up our planes on their radar in about twenty minutes.	But when they do, sir, won't they hit back with everything they've got?
i'm trying to, sir.	You see, Major, at this very moment, while we sit and chat, a decision is being made by the President in the War Room.  He knows that the enemy will pick up our planes on their radar in about twenty minutes.
when he said it, fifty years ago, he might have been right.  but today, war is too important to be left to the politicians. do you follow me, major?	I'm trying to, sir.
i see.	When he said it, fifty years ago, he might have been right.  But today, war is too important to be left to the politicians. Do you follow me, Major?
he said war was too important a matter to be left to generals.	I see.
i don't think so, sir.	He said war was too important a matter to be left to Generals.
do you remember what clemenceau once said about war?	I don't think so, sir.
no, sir.  i mean i didn't think you hadn't given it a lot of thought.	Do you remember what Clemenceau once said about war?
i've given it alot of thought, major.  don't think i haven't.	No, sir.  I mean I didn't think you hadn't given it a lot of thought.
well, general -- i was wondering, why are you doing this?  i mean why do you want to start the war?	I've given it alot of thought, Major.  Don't think I haven't.
ask away, major.	Well, General -- I was wondering, why are you doing this?  I mean why do you want to start the war?
general ripper, can i ask another question?	Ask away, Major.
to peace on earth.	General Ripper, can I ask another question?
what shall we drink to, sir?	To peace on earth.
perfect.  thank you, major.  and now let's drink a toast.	What shall we drink to, sir?
that about right?	Perfect.  Thank you, Major.  And now let's drink a toast.
just a squirt.	That about right?
how much soda, sir.	Just a squirt.
you're damned right they are.	How much soda, sir.
i suppose they are, sir.	You're damned right they are.
we've come a long way since world war ii, major.  and the lessons we've learned are all in plan-r.	I suppose they are, sir.
i know that, sir.	We've come a long way since World War II, Major.  And the lessons we've learned are all in Plan-R.
don't fret about it, major.  there's nothing anyone can do about it now.  i'm the only one who knows the three-letter code group for the crm-114.	I know that, sir.
perhaps, major.  perhaps.  pour me a scotch and soda, please.  and help yourself to whatever you like.	Don't fret about it, Major.  There's nothing anyone can do about it now.  I'm the only one who knows the three-letter code group for the CRM-114.
but -- why...that would be an awful thing to do, sir.	Perhaps, Major.  Perhaps.  Pour me a scotch and soda, please.  And help yourself to whatever you like.
suppose that were the case?	But -- why...that would be an awful thing to do, sir.
but then, sir, why have you issued the order: wing attack, plan-r?	Because I thought it proper, Major.  Why else would you think I'd do it?
and if that were true?	But then, sir, why have you issued the order: Wing attack, Plan-R?
well, i was thinking, maybe an enemy attack is not in progress?	And if that were true?
that's a good question, major.  maybe if you think hard, you can think of the answer yourself.	Well, I was thinking, maybe an enemy attack is not in progress?
well, sir, i was thinking, if an enemy attack is in progress, how come the radio's still playing music?  it's supposed to go off, and all we should hear are civil defense broadcasts.	That's a good question, Major.  Maybe if you think hard, you can think of the answer yourself.
you know the regulations well, major.	Well, sir, I was thinking, if an enemy attack is in progress, how come the radio's still playing music?  It's supposed to go off, and all we should hear are Civil Defense broadcasts.
and a condition red means enemy attack in progress, doesn't it?	You know the regulations well, Major.
that is correct, major.	And a condition red means enemy attack in progress, doesn't it?
well, general ripper, sir -- i was thinking -- we're on a condition red, aren't we?	That is correct, Major.
certainly, major mandrake.  you're a good officer, and you can ask me a question any time you want to.	Well, General Ripper, sir -- I was thinking -- we're on a condition red, aren't we?
yes, sir.  general, can i ask a question?	Certainly, Major Mandrake.  You're a good officer, and you can ask me a question any time you want to.
i didn't mean for anyone to play anyone else's radio either, major.	Yes, sir.  General, can I ask a question?
oh, it's not my radio, sir.  i picked it up in the communications center.	I didn't mean for anyone to play anyone else's radio either, Major.
i see you're playing your radio, major. isn't that contrary to my instructions for the personnel of this base?	Oh, it's not my radio, sir.  I picked it up in the communications center.
that's right, major.	I see you're playing your radio, Major. Isn't that contrary to my instructions for the personnel of this base?
sort of like a new hobby, huh, general?	That's right, Major.
please don't take any notice of this weapon, major.  i love all weapons, and as of late, i've just taken to keeping a loaded weapon nearby at all times.	Sort of like a new hobby, huh, General?
what's the gun for, general ripper?	Please don't take any notice of this weapon, Major.  I love all weapons, and as of late, I've just taken to keeping a loaded weapon nearby at all times.
you've lied to me twice - i'm sorry, but it will be strictly routine.  these men are experts.	Zlat, make sure the secret service boys care- fully search his seven body orifices.
general, stick to the point, please.	Well, sir, if the A/C's a really good man, I mean really sharp, why he can barrel that plane along so low - well you just have to see it some time.  A real big plane, like a Sting Ray, zig-zagging in, its jet exhaust frying chickens in the barnyard ---  Has he a chance?.....Hell, yes!  He has one hell of a chance.
if i can speak freely, sir -- look, these guys talk big, but frankly, we think they're short of know-how.  you can't just take a bunch of ignorant peasants and expect them to understand a machine like one of our boys, and i don't mean that as an insult, mister ambassador.  hell, we all know what kind of guts your people have.  why just look how many millions of 'em those nazis  killed and, hell, they still wouldn't quit.	General, stick to the point, please.
is there any chance a single aircraft can penetrate the entire enemy air defense, when its course and target are known?	If I can speak freely, sir -- look, these guys talk big, but frankly, we think they're short of know-how.  You can't just take a bunch of ignorant peasants and expect them to understand a machine like one of our boys, and I don't mean that as an insult, Mister Ambassador.  Hell, we all know what kind of guts your people have.  Why just look how many millions of 'em those Nazis  killed and, hell, they still wouldn't quit.
well, the premier doped it out pretty well. its primary is their missile base at laputa.	Is there any chance a single aircraft can penetrate the entire enemy Air Defense, when its course and target are known?
what's the target.	Well, the Premier doped it out pretty well. Its primary is their missile base at Laputa.
yes, sir.  we're still sending it.  but it's a funny thing we don't seem to be able to make any contact with the aircraft at all.	What's the target.
have you tried the recall again?	Yes, sir.  We're still sending it.  But it's a funny thing we don't seem to be able to make any contact with the aircraft at all.
well, sir, it looks like one aircraft, the "leper colony", failed to receive the recall.	Have you tried the recall again?
yes?	Well, sir, it looks like one aircraft, the "Leper Colony", failed to receive the recall.
how do you know they were shot down, buck?	Well, just common sense, sir.  Thirty from thirty-four equals four, or my name's not "Buck" Schmuck!
hello, are you still there?...uh-huh...i'll be right back.  we're still working this thing out.	How do you know they were shot down, Buck?
mister president, there were thirty-four aircraft involved.  thirty acknowledged the recall.  that makes four shot down.	Hello, are you still there?...Uh-huh...I'll be right back.  We're still working this thing out.
look, he's there, and you're here.	Mister President, there were thirty-four aircraft involved.  Thirty acknowledged the recall.  That makes four shot down.
well, if you choose to take his word over mine ---	Look, he's there, and you're here.
he says they've only shot down three planes.	Well, if you choose to take his word over mine ---
naturally i am, sir.	He says they've only shot down three planes.
general schmuck, are you positive of your figures?	Naturally I am, sir.
i'm not certain, mister president.  but i believe it was four.	General Faceman, what was the name of the officer who called me from Burpelson?
how many planes did we lose?	I'm not certain, Mister President.  But I believe it was four.
i believe it will be just a few minutes, at the most.	How many planes did we lose?
how long will it take to receive them all?	I'm not certain, Mister President.  The boys in CONCOM do the pencil work.
they're coming in now.	How long will it take to receive them all?
have you received acknowledgements from every plane?	They're coming in now.
we don't operate like you kgb boys.	Knock it off will you, General?  Crudley, find out what's holding up that call!
but he'll hear everything we're saying.  and if he just looks out of that window, he'll see everything we're doing.	That's the idea, General Schmuck.  Zlat!
i don't think that's a fair analogy, sir.	Admiral Buldike?
i want to talk to general ripper.	But we can't communicate with the base.
general jack d. ripper, sir.	I want to talk to General Ripper.
then there's no chance for recall?	I should say practically none, though we have our communications center plowing through every possible three-letter combination. The trouble is that there are about seventeen thousand permutations, and it will take us approximately four and a half days to go through them all.
mister president, i know you think i've let you down, but we had to have a plan-r.  if we completely centralized the command and control, all a potential aggressor would have to worry about was knock- ing out maybe half a dozen headquarters and the capitol, and we'd be out of business. we'd have planes and missiles just sitting there while we were getting clobbered.	Then there's no chance for recall?
how could you let this happen, general schmuck?	Mister President, I know you think I've let you down, but we had to have a Plan-R.  If we completely centralized the command and control, all a potential aggressor would have to worry about was knock- ing out maybe half a dozen headquarters and the Capitol, and we'd be out of business. We'd have planes and missiles just sitting there while we were getting clobbered.
we estimate the planes should be entering their coastal radar cover in about twenty-five min- utes.	How could you let this happen, General Schmuck?
how soon until the enemy finds out what's going on?	We estimate the planes should be entering their coastal radar cover in about twenty-five min- utes.
mister president, to guard against espionage, the three letter of the code group for plan-r are always selected by the lower echelon commander himself, just before each mission.  they are sealed in the various attack plans and are known only to the lower echelon commander and his deputy.  in this case the deputy is air-borne with the wing, and general ripper refuses to recall the planes.	How soon until the enemy finds out what's going on?
and i suppose you're going to tell me you don't know what the three-letter code is.	Mister President, to guard against espionage, the three letter of the code group for Plan-R are always selected by the lower echelon commander himself, just before each mission.  They are sealed in the various attack plans and are known only to the lower echelon commander and his deputy.  In this case the deputy is air-borne with the Wing, and General Ripper refuses to recall the planes.
once the orders have been given, plan-r requires any new orders to be received on the crm-114 in the aircraft.  but the crm-114 will not receive any transmissions unless they are preceded by the proper three-letter code group.	And I suppose you're going to tell me you don't know what the three-letter code is.
why can't you cancel it?	Once the orders have been given, Plan-R requires any new orders to be received on the CRM-114 in the aircraft.  But the CRM-114 will not receive any transmissions unless they are preceded by the proper three-letter code group.
well, sir, plan-r is an emergency plan to be used by lower echelon commanders if higher echelons have been knocked out by a sneak attack.	Why can't you cancel it?
what the hell is plan-r?	Well, sir, Plan-R is an emergency plan to be used by lower echelon commanders if higher echelons have been knocked out by a sneak attack.
yes, sir.  the base commander, general ripper, selected plan-r?	What the hell is Plan-R?
and i suppose there's some reason why you haven't recalled them?	Yes, sir.  The base commander, General Ripper, selected Plan-R?
that's right, sir.  but the planes were at their positive control points, ready to turn around when general ripper issued the final go-code.	And I suppose there's some reason why you haven't recalled them?
well, what about the positive control, the safety catch?  don't the planes automatically come back unless they get a second order?	That's right, sir.  But the planes were at their Positive Control points, ready to turn around when General Ripper issued the final Go-code.
i'm afraid so, mister presient. being part of the air-borne alert, each plane is carrying a full load - about fifty megatons apiece.	Well, what about the Positive Control, the safety catch?  Don't the planes automatically come back unless they get a second order?
i presume the planes are armed?	I'm afraid so, Mister Presient. Being part of the air-borne alert, each plane is carrying a full load - about fifty megatons apiece.
it was a honest mistake, sir.	I presume the planes are armed?
you know what that'll do to our fuel consumption.	Can't help it.  What's the wind like?
give me revs for maximum speed at sea level.	You know what that'll do to our fuel consumption.
all right...we're still flying.  i'm taking her down to the deck.	Give me revs for maximum speed at sea level.
thanks, binky.  can you see bromdingna island yet?	I don't think so.
we should be crossing the coast in about six minutes.	Thanks, Binky.  Can you see Bromdingna Island yet?
roger, maintain.	Lothar, take your checks now.
i've got the heading, major.  one-three-eight.	Roger. One-three-eight.
give me a first rough course as soon as you can, lieutenant ballmuff.	Roughly, one-zero-five. I'll have it plotted in a minute, Major Kong.
yeah, to see if we're on our toes.	No, they wouldn't send us in with bombs on an exercise.
maximum ecm.	Fifteen!  Twelve o' clock.
he's right.  they must have clobbered some of our cities already.	The dirty, stinking, rotten, sons of B's!! They might have clobbered Marge and the
they must have clobbered some of our cities already!	He's right.  They must have clobbered some of our cities already.
he's right.  we wouldn't have started it.	They must have clobbered some of our cities already!
what else could it be?	Maybe it's an exercise.
could you take her up right now, king?  other- wise we'll get kind of close to the fireball.	Sure, I'll take her up right now.
sure, i'll take her up to eight hundred.	Could you take her up right now, King?  Other- wise we'll get kind of close to the fireball.
well, listen, king.  could you take her up to about eight hundred?  that'll help you come in at a nice down-angle, and it'll give us a chance for our chutes to open.	Sure, I'll take her up to eight hundred.
sorry, king.  my leg's stiff as a board.	Hey, Terry, I'm hit.
i think they mean business.	Hang on, boys.
if they come down low enough to make a firing pass, they'll never be able to pull up in time.	I think they mean business.
they can't touch us at this height.	They're moving apart.
must be mach two-five stuff.  altitude fifteen thousand.	They can't touch us at this height.
they must have made a visual contact.	Must be Mach two-five stuff.  Altitude fifteen thousand.
fighters closing fast - range fifty miles.	They must have made a visual contact.
roger.	Fighters closing fast - range fifty miles.
lieutenant quiffer, we're all sorry you were hit, and we'll help you stick it together as soon as we get squared away.	Look, can't someone help me?
look, i'm shot - it hurts.	Lieutenant Quiffer, we're all sorry you were hit, and we'll help you stick it together as soon as we get squared away.
come on, quentin, isn't that pretty selfish, putting yourself ahead of the mission?	Look, I'm shot - it hurts.
why can't he help me now?  he's sitting two feet away from me!	Come on, Quentin, isn't that pretty selfish, putting yourself ahead of the mission?
yeah, i got it in the thigh.	Lieutenant Toejam, why don't you help him?
shouldn't be bad.  might even help.  but my guess is we're going to have to paddle our way back.	We'll worry about that later.  Okay, I'll take damage reports.
twenty!  twelve o' clock.	Maximum ECM!
call them every five miles.	Thirty-five, still straight.
between mach 3 and 4.	Call them every five miles.
speed?	Between Mach 3 and 4.
forty-five.  still coming straight and fast. twelve o' clock.	Speed?
they must have been fired from bromdingna - probably one of their new vampire - 202's. they've got a range well over a hundred miles.	Forty-five.  Still coming straight and fast. Twelve o' clock.
just the missiles.	They must have been fired from Bromdingna - probably one of their new Vampire - 202's. They've got a range well over a hundred miles.
missiles!  sixty miles off, heading in fast.  steady track, they look like beam riders.	Roger, keep calling them.  Knock off auto-pilot, Ace.
check.	Zombies set to knock out local air defense four hundred miles from primary.
missile and plane flight path computer showing four greens.	Check.
check.	Missile and plane flight path computer showing four greens.
main interference linked to electronic detector.  fight interference on readi- ness state.	Check.
a through h is correct.	Main interference linked to electronic detector.  Fight interference on readi- ness state.
i'm sorry, major kong.  i guess i was way out of line.	Forget it, Quentin.  It can happen to the best of us.  Now let's get squared away.
war.	War?
what?	War.
then this is it.	What?
listen, king, old buddy.  on behalf---	Skip it and jump, damn you!  This flak's so close, I can smell it.
gee, we hate to leave you like this, major kong.  but there isn't anything we can really accomplish by sticking around.	Forget it.
yep, it's the crm-114 code, all right.	Very interesting.
no kidding.	Let's see...International Morse, I think ...K...E...O...P...E...R...E...C...A...L... L...M...I...S...T...A...K...E...O...P...E... Gee, I don't know, it seems to be some kind of code.
some kind of signaling.	No kidding.
what does it look like?	Some kind of signaling.
where'd they get you?	Damn you, Lieutenant Toejam!  Lothar!
listen, i think i'm hit bad.	Where'd they get you?
so am i.	Listen, I think I'm hit bad.
i thought i should check out the damage first. my gear is busted up pretty bad.	Lieutenant Toejam's going to help you in a minute.  Can you check your ECM?
primary arming switch.	Primary arming switch.
ready, major.	Primary arming switch.
lieutenant toejam, are you ready for bim and bam?	Ready, Major.
roger, i'm setting up the crm-114.	Primary target the ICBM base at Laputa. One weapon fused for air burst at ten thou- sand.  Second weapon to be used if first malfunctions.  Otherwise the secondary gets it - the airfield outside of Karnak.  Fused air burst at ten thousand.
okay.  check these points.  complete radio silence.  to ensure that the enemy can't plant false transmissions and fake orders, the crm-114 is to be switched into all receiver circuits.  the three code letters of the period are to be set on the alphabet dials of the crm-114, which will in turn block any transmissions other than those preceded by the code letters. you got it?	Roger, I'm setting up the CRM-114.
no, this looks like the real thing.	Yeah, it sure looks like the real thing, all right.
check your code again.  no one at base would pull a stunt like that, terry.	That's what I'm doing, and it comes out the same.
wing attack, plan-r.  that's exactly what it says.	Check your code again.  No one at base would pull a stunt like that, Terry.
yeah?	I just got another blast on the CRM-114, and the damned thing decodes: Wing Attack, Plan-R.
hey, king.  somebody at burpelson has a very perverted sense of humor.	Yeah?
sure, king.	Well, I just wanted you to know how I felt. Hell, I know Air Command wouldn't have taken you if you weren't okay.  And don't think I don't know some of our best ball-players and entertainers are of Negro descent.
i just wanted you to know i didn't mean anything by it.	Sure, King.
forget it.	I just wanted you to know I didn't mean anything by it.
listen, lothar.  you know that crack i made about your...butt?	Forget it.
thanks, king.  i've always wanted to take one of these big babies in.	Listen, Lothar.  You know that crack I made about your...butt?
i'd be mighty proud if you did, lothar.	Thanks, King.  I've always wanted to take one of these big babies in.
king, would you mind if i keep me hands on the wheel when you take her in?	I'd be mighty proud if you did, Lothar.
now what the hell did you want to go and do a thing like that for, lothar?	I thought maybe you'd like some company.
i thought i'd go along for the ride.	Now what the hell did you want to go and do a thing like that for, Lothar?
what the hell are you doing here, lothar?	I thought I'd go along for the ride.
we're on course, major.  just fixed our position on that river back there.	What the hell are you doing here, Lothar?
well, it would probably help if you took it ...sort of...straight down.	Roger.
would it matter if they hit at a flat angle? i mean, do you think the deuterium mass might separate from the atomic trigger?	Well, it would probably help if you took it ...sort of...straight down.
i think it's okay, king.  they should go off on impact.	Would it matter if they hit at a flat angle? I mean, do you think the deuterium mass might separate from the atomic trigger?
let me check.	There's no other way, boys.  I'm going to have to take her in...the hard way.
there's no other way, lothar.  can you re-arm the bombs for impact?	Let me check.
but how are we going to drop the bombs if the doors won't ---  hey, king....you're not thinking of --- you don't mean you'd --- ???	There's no other way, Lothar.  Can you re-arm the bombs for impact?
i asked you a question, lothar!	But how are we going to drop the bombs if the doors won't ---  Hey, King....you're not thinking of --- You don't mean you'd --- ???
but i told you, i don't think we can get the bomb bay doors open.	I asked you a question, Lothar!
lothar, can you arm the bombs for impact?	But I TOLD YOU, I don't think we can get the bomb bay doors open.
i tried everything.  something must have gotten bent or twisted from the pounding we took.	Lothar, can you arm the bombs for impact?
have you tried the emergency system?	I tried everything.  Something must have gotten bent or twisted from the pounding we took.
but i get a red light.	Have you tried the emergency system?
maybe the warning system's out.	But I get a red light.
well, i can't get out and look, king.  but i don't get a green light.	Maybe the warning system's out.
are you sure?	Well, I can't get out and look, King.  But I don't get a green light.
well, i hate to say this, but i think the bomb bay doors are stuck.	Are you sure?
i'm okay.  what's up?	Well, I hate to say this, but I think the bomb bay doors are stuck.
it's me - lothar.  are you okay?	I'm okay.  What's up?
who's that?	It's me - Lothar.  Are you okay?
sorry, king.	Forget it.  Okay, team, let's break it up and get ready for the kick-off.
first lesson in war college:  never under- estimate your enemy.	Sorry, King.
you're giving them an awful lot of credit for being on the ball.	First lesson in War College:  Never under- estimate your enemy.
we crossed the coast over an hour ago. okay?	You're giving them an awful lot of credit for being on the ball.
okay, how do we know they didn't shoot down one of our planes and torture the crew?  how do we know that?	We crossed the coast over an hour ago. Okay?
come on, king.  that doesn't make sense.	Okay, how do we know they didn't shoot down one of our planes and torture the crew?  How do we know that?
nobody's loyalty is beyond question.  besides, how do we know one of his staff didn't see it?	Come on, King.  That doesn't make sense.
but the code is made up by general ripper, and he's the only one left at the base who would know the code.	Nobody's loyalty is beyond question.  Besides, how do we know one of his staff didn't see it?
there are plenty of traitors and spies running around loose.	But the code is made up by General Ripper, and he's the only one left at the base who would know the code.
take it easy, major kong.	Then get off my back!
lieutentant zogg, how would you like your black butt slung into a general court martial when we get back???	Take it easy, Major Kong.
look, king, maybe you've lost too much blood, or something.	Lieutentant Zogg, how would you like your black butt slung into a General Court Martial when we get back???
i said that's the point!	Look, King, maybe you've lost too much blood, or something.
i don't get you, king.	I said that's the point!
that's the point.	I don't get you, King.
right.  so how could we get any messages?	That's the point.
the crm-114 is smashed, right?	Right.  So how could we get any messages?
like hell it does.	The CRM-114 is smashed, right?
then that settles it, doesn't it?	Like hell it does.
but the crm-114 has been smashed for almost an hour.	Then that settles it, doesn't it?
our orders warn us to expect the enemy to use ingenuity in issuing contrary and confusing orders.  and therefore, to disregard anything that doesn't come on the crm-114.	But the CRM-114 has been smashed for almost an hour.
look, this is different.	Our orders warn us to expect the enemy to use ingenuity in issuing contrary and confusing orders.  And therefore, to disregard anything that doesn't come on the CRM-114.
lieutenant zogg, what do our orders say about the authentication of orders during an attack mission?	Look, this is different.
why should they call us back?	How the hell do I know?  Maybe the war's over.
they must have gotten it from the base. no one else would know it.	Why should they call us back?
you tell me.	They must have gotten it from the base. No one else would know it.
wait a minute, major.  "ope," that's the recall code.  where would they get that?	You tell me.
well, we sure as hell aren't going home just because the enemy tells us to.	Wait a minute, Major.  "OPE," that's the recall code.  Where would they get that?
what do you mean?	Well, we sure as hell aren't going home just because the enemy tells us to.
i mean pulling a stunt like that.	What are you talking about?
what do you mean?	I mean pulling a stunt like that.
you sure have to hand it to those guys.	What do you mean?
recall what mistake?	No, I think it means, "Recall period Mistake," and the OPE is probably the CRM-114 code. Terry?
no, look!  it's "ope - recall mistake."	Recall what mistake?
i don't know what we got left besides bim and bam.	Quentin, how's your gear?
he's dead, all right.	Listen, give me a shot quick!
hell, he looks dead.	He's dead, all right.
how do you know he's dead?	Hell, he looks dead.
in the back...feels like an arrowhead.	How do you know he's dead?
where'd they get you?	In the back...feels like an arrowhead.
sure!  sure, i'm on my way.	Where'd they get you?
i bit his jugular vein.  now will you shut up and get up here???	Sure!  Sure, I'm on my way.
what happened?	I bit his jugular vein.  Now will you shut up and get up here???
he's dead.	What happened?
can't "ace" help you?	He's dead.
lothar, get up here fast, and bring your first- aid kit!  i'm hit kinda bad, i think.	Can't "Ace" help you?
yes, major.	Lothar, get up here fast, and bring your First- Aid kit!  I'm hit kinda bad, I think.
everything still checks out okay.	Binky?
let's have a rundown on the damage, lothar?	Everything still checks out okay.
all right, lothat, that does it.  master safety on now until bomb run.	Master safety on.
primary bomb is live.	All right, Lothat, that does it.  Master safety on now until bomb run.
master kong.	Primary bomb is live.
master safety.	Master Kong.
fusing for ten thousand air burst.	Check, ten thousand air burst.
seond safety.	Fusing for ten thousand air burst.
second safety.	Seond safety.
first safety.	Second safety.
release first safety.	First safety.
primary circuit is live.	Primary trigger switch.
when do you want to arm the bomb for the primary, major?	As soon as I've checked over the route. About five minutes.  All right?
check, all bomb circuits green.  okay, lothar.	When do you want to arm the bomb for the primary, Major?
bomb doors circuit is green, bomb release circuit is green, bomb fusing circuit is green.	Check, all bomb circuits green.  Okay, Lothar.
check target approach.	Bomb doors circuit is green, bomb release circuit is green, bomb fusing circuit is green.
are you saying our order don't make sense?	Hellnno, Major.  I was just trying to think the thing through.
well, if they hit us first, they've probably fired off their missiles and got their planes off the ground already.  we'll just be hitting empty real estate.	Are you saying our order don't make sense?
what's your point, lothar?	Well, if they hit us first, they've probably fired off their missiles and got their planes off the ground already.  We'll just be hitting empty real estate.
well, if there's a war, they must have hit us first.	What's your point, Lothar?
that's what i said.	Well, if there's a war, they must have hit us first.
our targets are a missile complex and an airfield - not cities, right?	That's what I said.
shoot, lothar.	Our targets are a missile complex and an airfield - not cities, right?
i've got one.	Shoot, Lothar.
in about twenty minutes we start losing height to keep under coastal radar.  cross in over the coast low-level, continue low- level on zig-zag legs to primary, and climb for bomb run.  any questions?	I've got one.
but, look here, von klutz.  won't this nucleus of survivors be so shocked, grief-stricken, and anguished that they will envy the dead, and indeed, not wish to go on living?	Certainly not, sir.  When they go down into the mine, everyone else will still be alive.  They will have no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion should be one of a nostalgia for those
when they emerge, a good deal of present real estate and machine tools will still be recoverable, if they are moth-balled in advance.  i would guess they could then work their way back to our present gross national product within twenty years.	But, look here, Von Klutz.  Won't this nucleus of survivors be so shocked, grief-stricken, and anguished that they will envy the dead, and indeed, not wish to go on living?
but who would be chosen?	A special committee would have to be appointed to study and recommend the criteria to be employed, but off-hand, I should say that in addition to the factors of youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross-section of necessary skills, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included, to impart the required principles of leadership and tradition.
it would not be difficult.  nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. greenhouses could maintain plant life. animals could be bred and slaughtered. a quick survey would have to be made of all the suitable minesites in the country, but i shouldn't be surprised if several hundred thousand of our people could be accomodatedd. every nation would undoubtedly follow suit.	But who would be chosen?
mister president, man is an amazingly adaptable creature.  after all, the conditions would be far superior to those, say, of the nazi concentration camps, where there is ample evidence most of the wretched creatures clung desperately to life.	It would not be difficult.  Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plant life. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the suitable minesites in the country, but I shouldn't be surprised if several hundred thousand of our people could be accomodatedd. Every nation would undoubtedly follow suit.
but they couldn't come out for a hundred years!	Mister President, man is an amazingly adaptable creature.  After all, the conditions would be far superior to those, say, of the Nazi concentration camps, where there is ample evidence most of the wretched creatures clung desperately to life.
in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements for a dwelling space could be provided.	But they couldn't come out for a hundred years!
yes.  the radioactivity could not penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep.	In a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements for a dwelling space could be provided.
at the bottom of mines?	Yes.  The radioactivity could not penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep.
mm-hm.	You know, like, like, I would always think, uh, you know, what if I make the wrong move? But maybe there isn't any right move. You know? I mean, look at us. You know, we all dress the same, we all talk the same, we all fuck the same, we all watch the same TV. Nobody's really different, even if they think they're different. "Oh, boy, look at my tattoo, you know?" And see, that's what makes me freak. Because I can do anything I want, as long as I don't care about the result.
you know? and it used to scare me so much that i didn't know what was coming in my life.	Mm-hm.
yeah, i guess.	You know? And it used to scare me so much that I didn't know what was coming in my life.
yeah, but, when i was walking, i realized that he's stuck in that limo all the time. he's stuck with his interviews, he's stuck with his autograph, he has to do whatever his manager tells him to do, you know? he's not free. he's just part of the machine, and if you think about it, freedom's all that there really is.	Yeah, I guess.
well, sure, he's rich and he's famous. he's got everything and you've got nothing.	Yeah, but, when I was walking, I realized that he's stuck in that limo all the time. He's stuck with his interviews, he's stuck with his autograph, he has to do whatever his manager tells him to do, you know? He's not free. He's just part of the machine, and if you think about it, freedom's all that there really is.
well, what it was... i, i don't want to admit it, but, you know, i was jealous of pony.	Well, sure, he's rich and he's famous. He's got everything and you've got nothing.
yeah.	Well, what it was... I, I don't want to admit it, but, you know, I was jealous of Pony.
we were all riding around and it suddenly hit me what we were doing. we were getting off on the fact that we're in a car teen feet longer than all the rest. and i got out and i just started walking.	Yeah.
it was pretty bad, huh?	It was like hell with windows. You know, there's shit on the walls. Kids my age sucking their thumbs. I mean, every day I would, I'd wake up in my cell and I'd think, my parents put me here. Why? Why? Because I stayed out all night one time. Uh, because I broke the VCR when I was drunk. Because I was out of control. I thought my parents loved me.
yeah, it would suck big time. i'd kill myself first.	It was pretty bad, huh?
i mean, that would suck if you had to go back to rehab.	Yeah, it would suck big time. I'd kill myself first.
no. oh, maybe. fuck.	I mean, that would suck if you had to go back to rehab.
well, you shouldn't drink. are you gonna drink?	No. Oh, maybe. Fuck.
uh, ninety days. and now i just have to go once a week. see, i'm rehabilitated.	Well, you shouldn't drink. Are you gonna drink?
how long were you in there?	Uh, ninety days. And now I just have to go once a week. See, I'm rehabilitated.
intense.	How long were you in there?
oh, yeah, you had to go to highgate. that must've been intense.	Intense.
rehab. outpatient. i have to go once a week. it's kind of like aa.	Oh, yeah, you had to go to Highgate. That must've been intense.
in group?	Rehab. Outpatient. I have to go once a week. It's kind of like AA.
sure, all the time, in group.	In Group?
did you ever hear that saying, "this too shall pass"?	Sure, all the time, in Group.
yeah.	Did you ever hear that saying, "This too shall pass"?
you know, one moment things are so fucked up than you look at it from a totally different angle and it makes sense.	Yeah.
knock yourself out.	You know, one moment things are so fucked up than you look at it from a totally different angle and it makes sense.
can i have some?	Knock yourself out.
i don't anymore.	Can I have some?
i just walked all the way from westside to here. i haven't walked that far since junior high. i thought you didn't drink.	I don't anymore.
um-hm.	Wait. Racism? You don't know anybody who's black!
mn-hm.	"Burger Manifesto, Part One" is gonna make people think?
we are?	Alright. She told him to meet us here. Fuck.
uh, well, what'd she say? is pony coming?	I don't know.
uh, yeah, she should be coming by.	Uh, well, what'd she say? Is Pony coming?
yeah, i talked to your mom. i think i woke her up. i hope i didn't get you in trouble.	You didn't get me in trouble.
uh, home, you know.	Yeah, I talked to your mom. I think I woke her up. I hope I didn't get you in trouble.
typical male.	Tim, he listens to you. Do you think it's a good idea? Seriously?
typical male.	Typical male.
typical male.	Typical male.
responsibility, progress.	Yes.
uh-huh.	I stand for something. And I'm trying to communicate something.
it's called "burger manifesto, part one the dialectical expression of testosterone." isn't that a great title?	Why is everything about you, Jeff?
slides go with it.	Behind me. I'm making these slides out of these old pictures and paintings and stuff.
what did you guys think?	Slides go with it.
yeah!	What did you guys think?
was it okay?	Yeah!
that was really great.	Was it okay?
i don't smoke dubes and i don't really hang out. but i'll go back. okay.	Okay, whatever you want.
yeah, we could hang out and smoke a dube, you know?	I don't smoke dubes and I don't really hang out. But I'll go back. Okay.
now?	Yeah, we could hang out and smoke a dube, you know?
do you wanna go to the van?	Now?
i don't know. waiting, i guess. you know?	Do you wanna go to the van?
yeah.	I don't know. Waiting, I guess. You know?
right now?	Yeah.
mm. hey, what are you doing now?	Right now?
oh, no, it's not. i mean, they're not all totally in a coma. i mean, they know when i'm helping them.	Mm. Hey, what are you doing now?
sounds like a bummer.	Oh, no, it's not. I mean, they're not all totally in a coma. I mean, they know when I'm helping them.
oh, some of 'em. but it's mostly just strokes and shit. i mean, most of 'em just sleep all the time and get kind of yellow. usually they die id they're, you know, really yellow.	Sounds like a bummer.
any gunshot victims?	Oh, some of 'em. But it's mostly just strokes and shit. I mean, most of 'em just sleep all the time and get kind of yellow. Usually they die id they're, you know, really yellow.
no, i, you know, i help 'em out. i empty bedpans and bring 'em lunch. that kind of thing.	Any gunshot victims?
your a nurse?	No, I, you know, I help 'em out. I empty bedpans and bring 'em lunch. That kind of thing.
yeah, i'm a nurse's aide at mercy.	Your a nurse?
you can see it. whenever you want. don't you, um, work at a hospital or something?	Yeah, I'm a nurse's aide at Mercy.
oh, that's so amazing. i wish i could see it.	You can see it. Whenever you want. Don't you, um, work at a hospital or something?
i was doing schrooms and i saw this cloud. it looks excellent on tape. the video is like my head and, and everything, you know, is, like, is like in there that i see. you know? plus, i'm gonna come down here one night and walk around inside the circle a with the camera and tape shit.	Oh, that's so amazing. I wish I could see it.
oh.	I was doing schrooms and I saw this cloud. It looks excellent on tape. The video is like my head and, and everything, you know, is, like, is like in there that I see. You know? Plus, I'm gonna come down here one night and walk around inside the Circle A with the camera and tape shit.
yeah. there was this cloud and i video taped it.	Oh.
a cloud?	Yeah. There was this cloud and I video taped it.
a cloud.	A cloud?
oh. well, what's it on?	A cloud.
it's really not about anything.	Oh. Well, what's it on?
what's it about?	It's really not about anything.
yup.	What's it about?
hey, you said you did a video?	Yup.
no i quit.	Hey, you said you did a video?
hey. do you have a cigarette?	No I quit.
hey!	Hey. Do you have a cigarette?
yeah, we all want to see him. so when's he coming?	Yeah, when's he coming?
want a beer?  is pony coming?	No, thanks. I don't drink. Um, well, what'd she say? I mean, did she talk to him?
god, tim lied to your ass, man. that guy's sad, man. well, uh, i gotta go, but, uh, listen, if i don't come back, i'll send a video of me surfing. alright, man? get some rest. go with the flow.	Alright. 'Bye, Buff.
no.	God, Tim lied to your ass, man. That guy's sad, man. Well, uh, I gotta go, but, uh, listen, if I don't come back, I'll send a video of me surfing. Alright, man? Get some rest. Go with the flow.
see, i wasn't making shit up, man.	No.
guess not.	See, I wasn't making shit up, man.
ow! hey! get the heck in there!  hey... not dead! definitely not dead!	Guess not.
let's go look, then. let's go look, then!	It's bullshit. Look! Look!
yeah, man.	Let's go look, then. Let's go look, then!
oh, really? you wanna go look?	Yeah, man.
that's bullshit. that's total utter bullshit.	Oh, really? You wanna go look?
no, no, no.	That's bullshit. That's total utter bullshit.
bullshit.	No, no, no.
tim killed erica. tim's a murderer.	Bullshit.
tim...	Tim killed Erica. Tim's a murderer.
look, tim confessed to me last night.	Tim...
she's dead?	Look, Tim confessed to me last night.
she's dead.	She's dead?
what?	She's dead.
buff...	What?
what she doin' in the van, man?	Buff...
she's in the van.	What she doin' in the van, man?
hey, man.	She's in the van.
look.	Hey, man.
what?	Look.
erica is in the van back there.	What?
wait. hey, man.	Erica is in the van back there.
no. it didn't, buff.	Wait. Hey, man.
y- s-sure it did.	No. It didn't, Buff.
buff, you got to stop making shit up. it didn't happen.	Y- s-sure it did.
yeah, i saw all of erica last night, man.	Buff, you got to stop making shit up. It didn't happen.
wait a minute, wait a minute. you saw erica last night?	Yeah, I saw all of Erica last night, man.
no man, she showed up last night at the hotel. we has a great time together. i stayed in her room last night, man. what can i say?	Wait a minute, wait a minute. You saw Erica last night?
what, they're looking for her?	No man, she showed up last night at the hotel. We has a great time together. I stayed in her room last night, man. What can I say?
yeah, that's what i'm trying to tell you. that chick erica?	What, they're looking for her?
you know?	Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you. That chick Erica?
i know, man.	You know?
no, shut up! look, look, alright, tim is in trouble.	I know, man.
oh, and guess who showed up.	No, shut up! Look, look, alright, Tim is in trouble.
buff, can you listen to me for a second?	Oh, and guess who showed up.
but i'd, i'd do it for free. you know, just for my reel.	Buff, can you listen to me for a second?
buff, listen to me. could you just-	But I'd, I'd do it for free. You know, just for my reel.
because since i'm just starting out, i've got a fresh point of view, and that's good for, you know, marketing, demographics...	Buff, listen to me. Could you just-
no.	Because since I'm just starting out, I've got a fresh point of view, and that's good for, you know, marketing, demographics...
no, i know what you're going to say. i don't know anything about making a video. but that's a plus.	No.
okay, buff, listen to me for a second alright?	No, I know what you're going to say. I don't know anything about making a video. But that's a plus.
yeah, we all stayed at the four seasons, man. it was party time. hey, i hung out with danny, pony's manager. really nice guy. we talked about the video. they want a raw look. something fresh. danny said if i can capture the reality of burnfield, it'd make a great tape.	Okay, Buff, listen to me for a second alright?
no, look, this is not about sooze, alright. wait, wait, wait, wait. she stayed at the four seasons last night with pony?	Yeah, we all stayed at the Four Seasons, man. It was party time. Hey, I hung out with Danny, Pony's manager. Really nice guy. We talked about the video. They want a raw look. Something fresh. Danny said if I can capture the reality of Burnfield, it'd make a great tape.
i feel really bad about that, but i was busy, you know, i mean...	No, look, this is not about Sooze, alright. Wait, wait, wait, wait. She stayed at the Four Seasons last night with Pony?
no, no.	I feel really bad about that, but I was busy, you know, I mean...
yeah, i should've stuck up for you, man, i know. you're my friend, she's your old lady.	No, no.
uh, last night...	Yeah, I should've stuck up for you, man, I know. You're my friend, she's your old lady.
yeah.	Uh, last night...
buff, look at me for a second. no, this is serious.	Yeah.
hey, you know me.	Buff, look at me for a second. No, this is serious.
no, i mean, no one.	Hey, you know me.
sure.	No, I mean, no one.
uh, buff, i'm, i'm, gonna tell you something and, uh, you got, you got, you gotta promise not to tell anyone, alright?	Sure.
good.	Uh, Buff, I'm, I'm, gonna tell you something and, uh, you got, you got, you gotta promise not to tell anyone, alright?
no, i'm not worried.	Good.
no. life is too short.	No, I'm not worried.
no, i'm not, i'm not worried. i'm not worried.	No. Life is too short.
she was at the four seasons last night, man. but you shouldn't worry about that.	No, I'm not, I'm not worried. I'm not worried.
no, no, i wasn't trying.	She was at the Four Seasons last night, man. But you shouldn't worry about that.
yeah. get ahold of sooze?	No, no, I wasn't trying.
hey. hey. are you trying to get a hold of sooze?	No.
no, no.	Huh? No, alright. Well, you know what we need? A hot cop of coffee. Hand on. Ohh, hey, I was up all night too, man. A long, long, long night.
hey! whoa, you look like shit. you been home yet?	No, no.
you know what? go with him. just go with him.	In the limo!!!
fuck it!	You know what? Go with him. Just go with him.
you know what we should do? go to the...	So you can do an album cover?
go!	... idiot! Open the damn door! Go, go, go, come on!
so, do you guys want to do something, go someplace or something like that?	So, we're all old friends of Pony's. We go way back to our childhood.
a long, long, long...	Okay.
okay, okay.	A long, long, long...
a long, long, long, long, while.	Okay, okay.
watch out for that tree.	A long, long, long, long, while.
yeah, a long while. a long, long while.	Watch out for that tree.
i'm saying no, i'm saying after a while it'd wear thin.	Yeah, a long while. A long, long while.
ah!	I'm saying no, I'm saying after a while it'd wear thin.
no, i'm not saying that i wouldn't love it.	Ah!
oh, come on, man. tell me you wouldn't love it!	No, I'm not saying that I wouldn't love it.
that sounds so depressing.	Oh, come on, man. Tell me you wouldn't love it!
same, more of the same. yep, just keep doing the same thing all the time, around and around the clock. with an occasional burger or slice of thrown in for our vitamins and energy. then, instead of watching gilligan, we'd watch captain kirk.	That sounds so depressing.
that sounds so great, man. yes. yes. hey, what would you do in the afternoon?	Same, more of the same. Yep, just keep doing the same thing all the time, around and around the clock. With an occasional burger or slice of thrown in for our vitamins and energy. Then, instead of watching Gilligan, we'd watch Captain Kirk.
i wouldn't. if i were in his shoes, every morning i'd get up singing, man. do my work-out, take a shower, followed by a hearty breakfast, steak and eggs, washed down with a pot of hot coffee, six pack of coors lite. then i'd order my bodyguard to go find my babe, who would appear decked out in her all-black leather victoria secret custom-made bodysuit. so i'd, like, have to chew off all her clothes until she was completely nude. except she'd have these amazing dragon tattoos all over her body and pierced nipples with little gold peace signs hanging from 'em. and then she'd take out this half-ounce of blow, we'd snap out a few mondo lines, vaporize a few million brain cells, screw for about an hour, then spend the rest of the morning trashed watching gilligan.	That sounds so great, man. Yes. Yes. Hey, what would you do in the afternoon?
i'd get bored.	I wouldn't. If I were in his shoes, every morning I'd get up singing, man. Do my work-out, take a shower, followed by a hearty breakfast, steak and eggs, washed down with a pot of hot coffee, six pack of Coors Lite. Then I'd order my bodyguard to go find my babe, who would appear decked out in her all-black leather Victoria Secret custom-made bodysuit. So I'd, like, have to chew off all her clothes until she was completely nude. Except she'd have these amazing dragon tattoos all over her body and pierced nipples with little gold peace signs hanging from 'em. And then she'd take out this half-ounce of blow, we'd snap out a few mondo lines, vaporize a few million brain cells, screw for about an hour, then spend the rest of the morning trashed watching Gilligan.
oh, yeah, yeah. wait, um, how do you figure that?	I'd get bored.
you know what? he probably gets bored with all that shit.	Oh, yeah, yeah. Wait, um, how do you figure that?
oh, right. oh, oh my god! pony, it's so huge!	You know what? He probably gets bored with all that shit.
no, he's not with a girl.	Oh, right. Oh, oh my God! Pony, it's so huge!
you wanna bet he's with a girl?	No, he's not with a girl.
jesus christ.	You wanna bet he's with a girl?
sorry.	Jesus Christ.
buff, buff, buff, buff, buff.	Sorry.
oh, i'll bet you he has a babe with him right out of a triple-x video. oh, oh, pony, come on, give it to me! stud! oh!	Buff, Buff, Buff, Buff, Buff.
no, no.	Oh, I'll bet you he has a babe with him right out of a triple-x video. Oh, oh, Pony, come on, give it to me! Stud! Oh!
that's the rock star thing.	No, no.
no, i seriously doubt that pony's gonna be in a limo.	That's the rock star thing.
don't let 'em fight.	The dude wants it.
i don't know. later. i don't know.	Yes!
pony's coming here to the corner?!	Yeah, no, it wasn't even my idea.
but, so, pony's comin' by here to the corner?	He's around and, you know, maybe he's coming by. Sooze told him to come by and hang out, whatever. It's no big deal. Me, him, and Sooze are gonna...
yeah.	Well, shit! Happy fucking birthday!
it's your birthday?	Yeah.
no, uh, nobody. it's, uh, it's my birthday this week and sooze's brother might come by to wish me a happy birthday.	It's your birthday?
you said you didn't want to get stuck with some guy. what guy?	No, uh, nobody. It's, uh, it's my birthday this week and Sooze's brother might come by to wish me a happy birthday.
what?	You said you didn't want to get stuck with some guy. What guy?
stuck with what guy?	What?
stuck, who? what guy? huh?	Shut up! Aw...
no, no, no, no, i don't wanna be stuck with the guy. i want the tickets.	Stuck, who? What guy? Huh?
where are you-hoo?	No, no, no, no, I don't wanna be stuck with the guy. I want the tickets.
no, i'm here. where are you?	Where are you-hoo?
and your mom.	No, I'm here. Where are you?
hey, it's me. no, that's, that's the ultimate liar of liars.	And your mom.
oh, untrue, jeffster. i think, uh, two weeks ago we attended a concert where i had fucked two girls.	Hey, it's me. No, that's, that's the ultimate liar of liars.
your ability to fantasize is only exceeded by your ability to lie.	Oh, untrue, Jeffster. I think, uh, two weeks ago we attended a concert where I had fucked two girls.
yo, your gettin' me all upset here.	You should get upset. Everyone should get upset. When, when Hitler was greasing the Jews, people were saying, "Don't get me upset. Your bumming me out." My duty as a human being is to be pissed off. Jesus Christ, not that it makes a difference on the first fucking place. Nothing ever changes, man. Fifty years from now we're all gonna be dead and there'll be new people standing here drinking beer, eating pizza, bitching and moaning about the price of Oreos, and they won't even know we were ever here. And then fifty years after that those suckers will be dust and bones and there'll be all these generations of suckers trying to figure out what they're doing on this fucking planet and they'll all be full of shit. It's all so fucking futile.
buff, that slice is the difference between life and death for some half-dead bangladeshi.	Yo, your gettin' me all upset here.
oh yeah? oh, how'd you ship it over there, man? federal express? hm? by the time it got there it'd be way cold and coagulated. total waste. cheese be stuck to the cardboard.	Buff, that slice is the difference between life and death for some half-dead Bangladeshi.
guy should cut down on his caffeine intake.	Needs some pizza in his diet.
really?	You know, I should, um, make a video of this place. You know, bring the camera in.
hey, come on, man! limo!	Hey, wait, where's Bee-Bee? Bee-Bee! Bee-Bee, where'd you go? Did you guys see where she went?
sure. you make art and you want people to see it.	Wait, what happened to the tree?
come on.	Play it! Come on!
yeah.	Come on.
hey, i'm sooze.	Yeah, right, publicist.
fuck her! come on, let's go.	Jeff! Let's go!
ah, you know people there?	I'm just gonna go. I figure the worst I can do is starve to death.
hey, man.	Hey.
they are old, we are young, they are fast, we are fun.	Buff, please, would you jus fuck off, okay? Fuck off!
great.	Really?
so, how was the ride, kids?	Great.
hey! on behalf of burnfield, i present to you the keys to the city.	So, how was the ride, kids?
pony? what's a "pony"? you mean that geek who played the folk music at the senior prom? what's that guy's name? neil moynihan?	Oh, Pony's band "Dream Girls"? Been on the road opening for "Midnight Hore". Stadiums, man.  Wait, so Pony's coming by here?
come on man.	Hey, don't tell us about private property. This is America, my friend.
i don't think i like that guy's attitude at all. hey, you know what? take off the blades. i mean it. i'm gonna break your fucking legs. take 'em off.	You're fascist, man. Neofascist.
i will.	It was really nice meeting you, Jeff. If you're ever in L.A., you should come by the offices. I talked to Pony earlier. He said he had a really nice time and he's really looking forward to reading some of your songs.
you better! yes!	I will.
i can come visit?	You better! Yes!
oh, i'll teach you how to surf even if you don't get the gig.	I can come visit?
yup. hey, um, so, um, listen, man, i got to go show the tape to danny at the hotel, and if i get the gig, erica is gonna teach me how to surf in l.a.	Oh, I'll teach you how to surf even if you don't get the gig.
oh, my god, you found it. thank you so much.  did you get your tape?	Yup. Hey, um, so, um, listen, man, I got to go show the tape to Danny at the hotel, and if I get the gig, Erica is gonna teach me how to surf in L.A.
yeah?	Oh, my God, you found it. Thank you so much.  Did you get your tape?
playing with something really hot. yeah.	Yeah?
oh, how did you get burnt-out?	Playing with something really hot. Yeah.
i'm so burnt-out.	Oh, how did you get burnt-out?
hey! hey.	I'm so burnt-out.
yes! free concert!	Alright, Pony!
buff.	Buff is funny. God.
in what way?	Mm, in a horizontal and wet way!
so, then, you're, like, available?	In what way?
shit.	Pony, what would you say our relationship is?
am i fucking him?	Shit.
well, that's one way of putting it.	Am I fucking him?
what do you mean? his girlfriend?	Well, that's one way of putting it.
mm. and your like, what else?	What do you mean? His girlfriend?
sure i am. it's fun.	Mm. And your like, what else?
your his publicist?	Sure I am. It's fun.
oh, you were in the band?	Yeah.
mm. you know, does he tell you about how, uh, jeff, pony, started the band...?	Oh, you were in the band?
yeah, he's told me. burnfield. we all hear about burnfield.	Mm. You know, does he tell you about how, uh, Jeff, Pony, started the band...?
yeah, well, uh, you're not so smart, chief, 'cause i'm moving out to l.a.	Ah, that's nice. They have many convenience stores there for you to stand in front of.
yeah it's okay. you know, we have a saying back home: "either the salt is rotten or the meat."	Yeah, well, uh, you're not so smart, chief, 'cause I'm moving out to L.A.
you're wife sucks my cock every night, swallows my cum and loves it. that's okay.	Yeah it's okay. You know, we have a saying back home: "Either the salt is rotten or the meat."
you're a drunk and an idiot.	You're wife sucks my cock every night, swallows my cum and loves it. That's okay.
good. see you later.	You're a drunk and an idiot.
in two more years i'll have an engineering degree. we'll sell the store, we'll move away from burnfield and the store and you standing here.	Good. See you later.
um, if you're talking to me, could you make some sense? 'cause i don't speak swahili.	In two more years I'll have an engineering degree. We'll sell the store, we'll move away from Burnfield and the store and you standing here.
i'll tell you what. when i get my engineering degree and i'm swimming in my swimming pool, it will be very fucking okay.	Um, if you're talking to me, could you make some sense? 'Cause I don't speak Swahili.
glad it's okay.	I'll tell you what. When I get my engineering degree and I'm swimming in my swimming pool, it will be very fucking okay.
it's okay.	Glad it's okay.
are you talking to me?	It's okay.
yeah. yeah, it's okay for you. it's okay. enjoy yourself.	Are you talking to me?
pakeesa? it's okay. come on. it's okay. come on, they're just joking around.	Yeah, we're just screwing around. Like Mohammed said. Can't take a joke, man? Hey, I hope you got a permit for that, mama!
yes i do. my family owns it. it's ours. you don't belong here.	No, you don't belong here. We were here before you.
you stand someplace else, man. you stand someplace else. this is our corner. you don't fucking own it!	Yes I do. My family owns it. It's ours. You don't belong here.
hey, call the cops! call 'em, call 'em right now, man. maybe my cousin jerry will show up. he'll definitely take your word over mine. you can tell him about the trespassing. i'll tell him about how you sell beer to minors.	Look, look, I'm not joking around now, okay? Come on, let's go, let's go!
it's safe, come on.	That's it. That's it! I'm calling the police.
we're your customers. we're not complaining.	Please!
look, look, look. you gotta go now, okay? the customers complain.	We're your customers. We're not complaining.
hey, we're just having a conversation.	This is private property, my friend.
you owe me twenty cents. come on, seven-twenty. seven-twenty.	Yo! Your spitting rice all over us! God.
he paid you man.	You owe me twenty cents. Come on, seven-twenty. Seven-twenty.
score! yeah!	Hey, hey, seven-twenty. Seven-twenty.
thanks, man!	I'll be in the car, okay?
hey, play that demo again, man. alright.	Oh, man. Wow. I was never into football, you know?
i didn't want to eat this much, man.	Wait, I'll get you some air.
you okay, man? you okay?	I didn't want to eat this much, man.
yeah!	A reel?
yes!	Yeah!
i mean, do you have something i could show my manager? i mean, do you have a reel?	Yes!
yeah.	I mean, do you have something I could show my manager? I mean, do you have a reel?
yeah!	Yeah.
i could.	Yeah!
you could do it.	I could.
"closed, closed, closed." but with your music.	You could do it.
you know what would be cool is, like, to do a music video, you know? but, like, you know, have it set in here. you know, like, like, like, with her and shit. you know, like, you know, like, "closed, closed, closed, closed, closed, closed."	"Closed, closed, closed." But with your music.
oh, yeah, all the time. that's what i do now.	You know what would be cool is, like, to do a music video, you know? But, like, you know, have it set in here. You know, like, like, like, with her and shit. You know, like, you know, like, "Closed, closed, closed, closed, closed, closed."
you make videos?	Oh, yeah, all the time. That's what I do now.
thanks. see man?	You know? I remember coming here with my parents.
come on, man. sh, sh, sh.	No man.  He's probably the most famous guy that'd ever come in this place. You're lucky he's here.
hey, i'm glad you put truth in your song, man. that's important.	Hey, thanks, man.
whoa!	No, no, whoa!
don't drop the guitar, man.	Whoa!
i don't care. i'm gonna drop it. i'm gonna drop it. i'm...	Don't drop the guitar, man.
i just started it.	I don't care. I'm gonna drop it. I'm gonna drop it. I'm...
please.	I just started it.
no, no, no, no, no, it's new.	Please.
see, i wrote something about all this. uh, it, it's a song about...	Well, play it, man.
yeah, we're all above that.	See, I wrote something about all this. Uh, it, it's a song about...
naw, naw, we don't have time for all that.	Oh, So what about her?
so tell us, man. party time, trashin' hotel rooms, babes around the clock?	Naw, naw, we don't have time for all that.
no, but i heard it was great.	Oh, thanks. Thanks.
oh, you were there?	No, but I heard it was great.
hey, yes! hey, pony, man! great concert tonight!	Oh, you were there?
come on. inside.	Okay. We'll go for a ride.
okay.	Come on. Inside.
will you stand up for me?	Okay.
alright, get in the car before i have to embarrass you in front of your friend.	Hey, Gary, how's the divorce comin'?
who's going to slow me down? you, you fat pig.	Alright, get in the car before I have to embarrass you in front of your friend.
okay, come on. time to slow down.	Who's going to slow me down? You, you fat pig.
you were a shitty lineman and now your a shitty cop. yeah, blow me, i'm drunk.	Okay, come on. Time to slow down.
what's up guys?	Uh, you know, just admiring the scenery, you know?
taking care of business.	I'm sorry.
it's okay. this kind of thing happens. it's just never happened to me. i'm sorry. it's true though. mm. so, um, what's your tcb tattoo stand for? what's that about?	Taking care of business.
no, no, see, you, you don't understand.	Hay? Yeah? So teach me a lesson.
mm-hm. i'm a big girl. i can take care of myself. if i didn't want to be here, i'd be in a limo right now with a bunch of kids looking for chinese food.	No, no, see, you, you don't understand.
yeah?	Mm-hm. I'm a big girl. I can take care of myself. If I didn't want to be here, I'd be in a limo right now with a bunch of kids looking for Chinese food.
i know. it's okay.	Yeah?
i'm not a nice guy.	I know. It's okay.
that's what i mean.	I'm not a nice guy.
it's nice to do a lot of things.	That's what I mean.
we could still talk, you know? it's nice to talk.	It's nice to do a lot of things.
it's a mistake to think that.	We could still talk, you know? It's nice to talk.
deep down. way down.	It's a mistake to think that.
erica. so do you think you and i are alike, erica?	Deep down. Way down.
erica.	Erica. So do you think you and I are alike, Erica?
what was your name again?	Erica.
i mean, what is there to be happy about really? i mean, going to the gym, climbing the stairmaster, eating the yogurt, checking the voice mail. smoking the low-tar cigarettes, shaving the bikini line. sometimes i just want something different, you know?	What was your name again?
well, they, uh they were nice enough to sew it back on.	Let's see.
you cut off your little finger?	Well, they, uh they were nice enough to sew it back on.
"it's not a job, it's an adventure." right? i hated it. i had to get out. so i was working in the kitchen, chopping lettuce, you know, real heroic stuff, and i, uh, i had this big fucking knife and i chopped off the tip of my little finger and three days later i was a free man.	You cut off your little finger?
mm.	"It's not a job, it's an adventure." Right? I hated it. I had to get out. So I was working in the kitchen, chopping lettuce, you know, real heroic stuff, and I, uh, I had this big fucking knife and I chopped off the tip of my little finger and three days later I was a free man.
well, i mean, you have to understand i was just this dopey kid mopping floors and kissing officer ass. i mean, well, i enlisted right out of high school. so i just wanted something different in my life.	Mm.
really?	Well, I mean, you have to understand I was just this dopey kid mopping floors and kissing officer ass. I mean, well, I enlisted right out of high school. So I just wanted something different in my life.
you know, it was the biggest mistake of my life.	Really?
mm-mm.	You know, it was the biggest mistake of my life.
oh, yeah?	Mm-mm.
i'd like to.	Oh, yeah?
now, how the hell would you know what i think? hm? you don't know me.	I'd like to.
you think i'm rich and you hate me.	Now, how the hell would you know what I think? Hm? You don't know me.
military marching bands.	You think I'm rich and you hate me.
you just seem to know all these things about me and i don't know anything about you, you know. what kind of music do you like?	Military marching bands.
what about me? i don't have a car.	You just seem to know all these things about me and I don't know anything about you, you know. What kind of music do you like?
yeah. so, what about you?	What about me? I don't have a car.
mm.	Yeah. So, what about you?
a porsche.	Mm.
what'd he get you?	A Porsche.
you got everything right but the car. my dad didn't get me a bmw.	What'd he get you?
he is.	And you love him a lot. He bought you a BMW for your birthday, but you finally had to move out and get your own place. I mean, I know, it's time to leave the nest. Parents hate your smoking. You didn't tell them about the abortion. All your friends got boob jobs, you got the tattoo instead. Subscribe to Vaniety Fair.
he is.	He is.
yes.	He is.
he is?	Yes.
thinks he is. well, he is.	He is?
oh, me too. middle-class.	Maybe upper-middle-class.
no, not really. middle-class.	Oh, me too. Middle-class.
you rich?	No, not really. Middle-class.
no, not really. i come from an "area". bel air.	You rich?
so you, like, come from a town like this or...?	No, not really. I come from an "area". Bel Air.
hi.	So you, like, come from a town like this or...?
hi.	Hi.
it's nice here. it's different.	Yeah, totally.  So, uh, what do they interview you about?
so you came by to see how the other half lives, huh? well, here we are, what do you think? pretty fucking pathetic huh? kind of like one of those documentaries on educational tv?	It's nice here. It's different.
erica, you coming?	Mm-mm.
it's coming along.	Thank you.
yeah. yeah. yeah, yeah, it's, you know, it's a bed and hot water.	It does look good.
um, mother-daughter.	Pony and I are friends.
nice to meet you sooze.  hi, i'm erica.	Yeah, she, uh, works for the record company and takes care of interviews and, you know, shit like that, Uh, we were actually just doin' an interview and Erica said she's like to see Burnfield, so...
oh, uh, erica? erica is the publicist for the band.	Hi, I'm Erica.
hi.	Oh, uh, Erica? Erica is the publicist for the band.
i'd love to read that.	Funny shit, man.
he wrote this thing about his dick once and he read it in front of the whole class.	I'd love to read that.
mm.	He wrote this thing about his dick once and he read it in front of the whole class.
i love writing. a-anne rice? i love anne rice.	Short pieces, huh? You should try to write songs.
we were?	Oh, yeah, it was a great show.  You guys missed it.
oh, you were excellent tonight, pony.	We were?
oh, wow.	I mean, we've been playing big places everywhere, but when we did that sound check at The Orpheum, it suddenly hit me. I'm playing The Orpheum, you know? I mean, the last time I played here was, uh, the prom.
jeff, erica. god, it's so amazing to be back home.	Oh, wow.
hi, jeff. nice to meet you.	Jeff, Erica. God, it's so amazing to be back home.
oh, erica, this is my friend jeff.	Hi, Jeff. Nice to meet you.
great.  hi. i'm erica.	Oh, Erica, this is my friend Jeff.
oh, sure.	Great.  Hi. I'm Erica.
he says we got to be at the radio station at seven a.m. can you handle that?	Oh, sure.
uh-huh.	He causes problems. He was here earlier.
he's drunk.	Uh-huh.
can you tell me what happened?	He's drunk.
two-fifty? they go up?	Always two-fifty, my friend.
two-fifty.	Two-fifty? They go up?
is that bee-bee?	Come on!
jeff! come up here!	Is that Bee-Bee?
tim, can we go? this is ridiculous.	Hey, Ma, look at me! Top of the world, Ma!
hey, w-why don't you see if he's hiring, you know? get an application?	That, that's Indian?
he's got a gun. he's got a gun.	Well, then, there now, why don't you go inside and call the cops and I'll come in there and blow your fucking brains out.
jeff, stay there.	He's got a gun. He's got a gun.
no.	Just put it down.
will you just put the gun down?	No.
what about my feelings? what about my fucking feelings? these assholes, they come over here, they know all the answers, right? well, they don't know shit.	Will you just put the gun down?
they're just people. alright? they got feelings, you know?	What about my feelings? What about my fucking feelings? These assholes, they come over here, they know all the answers, right? Well, they don't know shit.
they never hurt me? they hurt me every day with their attitude. you know, like they even have a right. who the fuck do they think they are? let me tell you something, i was born here. alright? i'm an american. and i'm owed something. look, they took it from me.	They're just people. Alright? They got feelings, you know?
why, why did you start this in the first place, man? they never hurt you.	They never hurt me? They hurt me every day with their attitude. You know, like they even have a right. Who the fuck do they think they are? Let me tell you something, I was born here. Alright? I'm an American. And I'm owed something. Look, they took it from me.
this is my home.	Why, why did you start this in the first place, man? They never hurt you.
just go home, alright?	This is my home.
well, what am i supposed to sleep off? my life? you know, i'm supposed to go home and go to sleep and when i wake up, what'll i be, jeff? a pilot? maybe a super bowl quarterback or, no, maybe a fucking rock star. right? i don't think so, man.	Just go home, alright?
what are, what are you doing? look, tim, just go home. alright. go home and sleep it off.	Well, what am I supposed to sleep off? My life? You know, I'm supposed to go home and go to sleep and when I wake up, what'll I be, Jeff? A pilot? Maybe a Super Bowl quarterback or, no, maybe a fucking rock star. Right? I don't think so, man.
no? well, i disagree. i think they did. i think they probably went home last night and, you know, kicked off their sandals and had a nice laugh about the drunk on the corner, you know? makes me sick.	What are, what are you doing? Look, Tim, just go home. Alright. Go home and sleep it off.
no.	No? Well, I disagree. I think they did. I think they probably went home last night and, you know, kicked off their sandals and had a nice laugh about the drunk on the corner, you know? Makes me sick.
come on. you don't think that after they called the cops on me, her and mohammed had a nice laugh?	No.
no.	Come on. You don't think that after they called the cops on me, her and Mohammed had a nice laugh?
you don't know?	No.
i don't know.	You don't know?
hey, you saw that brown bitch point a gun at me last night, man. did you think she was gonna use it?	I don't know.
the sun hasn't even come up yet and you're drinking.	Hey, you saw that brown bitch point a gun at me last night, man. Did you think she was gonna use it?
good, good. i, i hope he does.	The sun hasn't even come up yet and you're drinking.
you know, and what are you doing here in the first place, man? he's just gonna call the cops again.	Good, good. I, I hope he does.
i'm a loser. and i'm drunk. but i'm not gutless.	You know, and what are you doing here in the first place, man? He's just gonna call the cops again.
oh no, no. you know what? fuck that. no, you lied to me. you lied to me because you're gutless. you're a gutless, drunken looser.	I'm a loser. And I'm drunk. But I'm not gutless.
oh, jeff, give me a break. you didn't even have the guts to go look in the van, did you?	Oh no, no. You know what? Fuck that. No, you lied to me. You lied to me because you're gutless. You're a gutless, drunken looser.
because i care, i'm a fucking fool?	Oh, Jeff, give me a break. You didn't even have the guts to go look in the van, did you?
oh, shit.	Because I care, I'm a fucking fool?
why? because i give a shit?	Oh, shit.
well, you know, all i can say is, you're a fucking fool.	Why? Because I give a shit?
yes.	Well, you know, all I can say is, you're a fucking fool.
wow. you did that for me?	Yes.
no, no. that's not the way it is at all. no, i stayed up all night trying to figure out how to protect my best friend. wait, yeah, no, i was trying to come up with some lie so that you wouldn't have to go to jail for the rest of your life.	Wow. You did that for me?
you want to know what your problem is, jeff? you want to believe so bad, you'll buy anything. it's true. look at you. you're gullible and you're gutless.	No, no. That's not the way it is at all. No, I stayed up all night trying to figure out how to protect my best friend. Wait, yeah, no, I was trying to come up with some lie so that you wouldn't have to go to jail for the rest of your life.
you lied to me.	You want to know what your problem is, Jeff? You want to believe so bad, you'll buy anything. It's true. Look at you. You're gullible and you're gutless.
yeah, of course they let me out. chickenshits. i gotta pay some class c misdemeanor ticket. so did i call it or did i call it? she spent the night, didn't she? hm? oh, that sucks for you, pal. oh, shit.	You lied to me.
they let you out?	Yeah, of course they let me out. Chickenshits. I gotta pay some class C misdemeanor ticket. So did I call it or did I call it? She spent the night, didn't she? Hm? Oh, that sucks for you, pal. Oh, shit.
go look, man. go look. go see for yourself, if you got the guts.	Oh fuck.
wait a minute, wait a minute. she's unconscious?	Go look, man. Go look. Go see for yourself, if you got the guts.
because i was fucked up, man. i just kept hittin' her till she didn't move anymore.	Wait a minute, wait a minute. She's unconscious?
you hit her? oh, wait, wait a minute. why'd you hit her?	Because I was fucked up, man. I just kept hittin' her till she didn't move anymore.
i hit her.	You hit her? Oh, wait, wait a minute. Why'd you hit her?
what'd you do?	I hit her.
well, i, you know, i took her to the van, you know. it was goin' all hot and heavy and she started hanging on me, you know? and she started crying, "tim, tim, what's the matter? i love you. don't go!" and i was just looking at her stupid face and her stupid eyes, stupid mouth and i was filled with disgust, man. and i fuckin'... oh, man, i really...	What'd you do?
well, w-what happened?	Well, I, you know, I took her to the van, you know. It was goin' all hot and heavy and she started hanging on me, you know? And she started crying, "Tim, Tim, what's the matter? I love you. Don't go!" And I was just looking at her stupid face and her stupid eyes, stupid mouth and I was filled with disgust, man. And I fuckin'... Oh, man, I really...
that chick, erica?	Well, w-what happened?
what? what'd you do?	That chick, Erica?
no, no. i'm not, i'm not talking about this. i did a bad thing, jeff.	What? What'd you do?
oh, no, no, no. this is no big deal, you know? i can come down and, and get you out.	No, no. I'm not, I'm not talking about this. I did a bad thing, Jeff.
no, no, say it like this. fuck 'em!	Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em all, man!
yeah, fuck 'em.	No, no, say it like this. Fuck 'em!
anarchy, my friend. fuck 'em. you know what i mean?	Yeah, fuck 'em.
what?	Anarchy, my friend. Fuck 'em. You know what I mean?
well, it ain't no pup tent in the garage, you know what i mean? fuck. so they'll talk and talk. they'll probably talk all night. and, oh, they'll decide that they're gonna spend the night together, right? but, you know, they're gonna keep their underwear on and they're not gonna do anything. by six a.m. he's parking the pink cadillac. fuck. there's really only one answer.	What?
no.	Well, it ain't no pup tent in the garage, you know what I mean? Fuck. So they'll talk and talk. They'll probably talk all night. And, oh, they'll decide that they're gonna spend the night together, right? But, you know, they're gonna keep their underwear on and they're not gonna do anything. By six a.m. he's parking the pink Cadillac. Fuck. There's really only one answer.
yeah. yeah, no, you're right. it's no big deal, you know. guy probably has his arm around her right now, holding her close, nudging her titty with his elbow, talking about the deep significance of his music, while she looks up at him with her big brown eyes. in a few minutes they'll be back at the four seasons. you ever, you ever stayed in one of those places?	No.
good. that's good.	Yeah. Yeah, no, you're right. It's no big deal, you know. Guy probably has his arm around her right now, holding her close, nudging her titty with his elbow, talking about the deep significance of his music, while she looks up at him with her big brown eyes. In a few minutes they'll be back at the Four Seasons. You ever, you ever stayed in one of those places?
i'm not suffering, you know. i don't give a shit.	Good. That's good.
to women. they're all whores. let us not forget what chenowsky said. "the greatest men are the most alone." and without suffering, jeffery, you will never gain wisdom.	I'm not suffering, you know. I don't give a shit.
see ya later.	What? Oh, come on. You're not gonna suck my cock?
tim, what are you talking about?	Ask your girlfriend.
i ate a dog when i was in thailand. tasted exactly like this sparerib.	No, wait, no, I thought about New York.
okay, great. well, now he's crying. are you guys happy?	Oh, shut up, Tim. This isn't funny, man.
i mean, you know, at least i admit that i don't know. i know that things are fucked up beyond belief and i know that i have nothing original to say about any of it, alright? i don't have an answer. i don't have a fucking message.	Okay, great. Well, now he's crying. Are you guys happy?
right on. you know what? he doesn't need the limo, man.	I mean, you know, at least I admit that I don't know. I know that things are fucked up beyond belief and I know that I have nothing original to say about any of it, alright? I don't have an answer. I don't have a fucking message.
no, that's not what i'm saying. i'm saying i don't need a limousine to know who i am, alright?	Right on. You know what? He doesn't need the limo, man.
wow, you're cute when you're angry.	Why don't you write a song about Sandra Berhard's salad, asshole?
yeah, yeah, i stay at the four seas, it's ease.	Wow, that must be pretty nice there.
sooze wants to see him.	Well, you know, I wanna fucking see him. I gotta know what it's like to be on MTV.
jeff, jeff, if you want to be alone with pony, you know, that's, that's fine with us.	Sooze wants to see him.
oh, no, you wanted to get together with your close friend, pony, the rockstar. i understand. so you, do you, want us to, leave?	No. We were just gonna go someplace or something to...
who were you talking to?	Nobody. Sooze.
you don't need to sit next to me right now.	Who were you talking to?
if it's all so fucking futile, what the fuck are you so fucking upset about, fuckhead?	Because I'm alienated.
actually, the only thing i gotta give that guy is a one-way ticket back to greaseball-land.	Yeah, well, that pizza could feed a family of four in Turkey or India or wherever the fuck he comes from.
hey, he's a human being you can give him that much.	Actually, the only thing I gotta give that guy is a one-way ticket back to Greaseball-land.
what? what the fuck do you know about the third world? you been there? no? no, well, i have. fuckers live like sardines in a can over there, you know. everything stinks. it's true, there's no, you know, law, no order. no nothing. the assholes come over here, they think it's gonna be the same.	Hey, he's a human being you can give him that much.
yeah, well, he's from a third world country. he doesn't have it easy.	What? What the fuck do you know about the third world? You been there? No? No, well, I have. Fuckers live like sardines in a can over there, you know. Everything stinks. It's true, there's no, you know, law, no order. No nothing. The assholes come over here, they think it's gonna be the same.
buff, sit. you know what i mean though? somebody ought to crack that guy with a baseball bat.	Yeah, well, he's from a Third World country. He doesn't have it easy.
i don't know. i think she's breathing.	Okay. Okay, look my wife called the police. They're coming. It's not too late. They'll come, they'll take care of her. I'm going inside.
this has nothing to do with me! she went up by herself. yeah i tell them don't go on the roof! they can't go on the roof!  how is she?	I don't know. I think she's breathing.
please?	Look, look, just get off my property.
nazeer what?	Nazeer Chaudry!
okay. nazeer, okay?	Nazeer what?
because maybe if we know each other's names, things wouldn't get like this, my name's jeff.	Okay. Nazeer, okay?
look, why do you care, huh?	Because maybe if we know each other's names, things wouldn't get like this, My name's Jeff.
no, wait, wait! wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! what is your name?	Look, why do you care, huh?
that's right.	Complicated or not, life moves on. Hm?
oh, it's very complicated, huh?	That's right.
yeah, well, thank you for the advice, but you wouldn't understand what is going on with me.	Oh, it's very complicated, huh?
you know, it's not you. you know? you seem like a smart guy.	Yeah, well, thank you for the advice, but you wouldn't understand what is going on with me.
i don't know.	You know, it's not you. You know? You seem like a smart guy.
you know, this, what you're doing with your life...	I don't know.
why we're just standing here.	Look, your trespassing.
seven-twenty.	I gave it to you.
what?	Seven-twenty.
you really suck, you know that?	Just go.
just go.	You really suck, you know that?
what?	Just go.
go.	What?
'bye, jeff.	Go.
do your covers and all that shit.	'Bye, Jeff.
you did, huh? good for you.	Oh, fuck it, man!
wait, no, i... look, sooze, i figured something out.	You did, huh? Good for you.
you're unbelievable.	Wait, no, I... Look, Sooze, I figured something out.
oh, no, no, no.	You're unbelievable.
maybe not? you think that i'm with somebody else and now it's maybe not?	Oh, no, no, no.
no, maybe not though. that, that's what i'm trying to say.	Maybe not? You think that I'm with somebody else and now it's maybe not?
what about us? i'm moving away your staying here.	No, maybe not though. That, that's what I'm trying to say.
well, what about us?	What about us? I'm moving away your staying here.
i don't know. and i don't care that i don't know.	Well, what about us?
wait. what, what are you saying?	I don't know. And I don't care that I don't know.
i've run out of words.	Wait. What, what are you saying?
to his hotel?	Shit, Jeff!
yes, jeff, away. away, away, away.	To his hotel?
wait, away?	Yes, Jeff, away. Away, away, away.
for a ride.	Wait, away?
where are you going?	For a ride.
i'm leaving. is that alright with you? do i have your permission? maybe you want to think about it.	Where are you going?
wait, wait, wait a minute, sooze. what are you doing?	I'm leaving. Is that alright with you? Do I have your permission? Maybe you want to think about it.
no, no, i have to talk to you.	Is that a threat?
god, you smell like whiskey.	No, no, I have to talk to you.
wait, sooze, i, i have to talk to you, 'cause i, there's something i figured out.	God, you smell like whiskey.
i, yeah.	Mm.
oh, yeah?	I, yeah.
and i fig- and i figured something out.	Oh, yeah?
mm-hm.	And I fig- and I figured something out.
no, i mean it. no, look, when, when i got out of the car i walked all the way here.	Mm-hm.
what?	No, I mean it. No, look, when, when I got out of the car I walked all the way here.
but wait! sooze, i don't wanna fight. i'm so sorry.	What?
mm. i enjoyed the ride. sorry you didn't.	But wait! Sooze, I don't wanna fight. I'm so sorry.
no, no. i just got sick and tired of listening to that demo tape over and over again, you know? i mean, i felt like a fucking groupie, you know.	Mm. I enjoyed the ride. Sorry you didn't.
gee, jeff, i thought you were gonna go take a piss, not join some alcoholic nudist colony.	No, no. I just got sick and tired of listening to that demo tape over and over again, you know? I mean, I felt like a fucking groupie, you know.
oh, hi. i thought you guys got lost.	Hey, where did you go? We were worried about you.
no, i just don't feel like it. that's all.	Why don't you just try? Please. For me. Come on.
come on. i'm not gonna go if you don't come.	No, I just don't feel like it. That's all.
no. no, no, no.	Come on. I'm not gonna go if you don't come.
come on.	No. No, no, no.
jeff!	So you sold ninety thousand units. So what? Does that mean you're a genius? You're a great artist? You're higher up the ladder? You got an extra gold star on your fuckin' forehead?
fuck! pony, if we wanted to hear you sing, we would've gone to your concert!	Jeff!
you do.	No, I don't.
no, i don't.	You do.
yes, you do.	No, I don't.
no, i don't.	Yes, you do.
jeff likes to argue for the sake of arguing.	No, I don't.
yeah, but that doesn't mean that your tree is not artistic if no one cuts it down.	Jeff likes to argue for the sake of arguing.
yeah, uh, that would depend, but yeah. she should.	Mm.
so you and i can fuck while your parents are out having dinner at the sizzler? what are we doing, jeff? you and me?	I don't know.
no, no.	So you and I can fuck while your parents are out having dinner at the Sizzler? What are we doing, Jeff? You and me?
so i can spend the rest of my life guessing what it would be like to be a real artist?	No, no.
mm-mm.	So I can spend the rest of my life guessing what it would be like to be a real artist?
why should i stay here, jeff? so we can sit on the corner and watch the lights change, while you bitch about burnfield?	Mm-mm.
so, what, why can't you do that here? what's wrong with here? why is somewhere else better?	Why should I stay here, Jeff? So we can sit on the corner and watch the lights change, while you bitch about Burnfield?
my goal is to make art.	So, what, why can't you do that here? What's wrong with here? Why is somewhere else better?
okay, look. my job is not who i am. i don't need that. why? what's your goal? status? money? getting your picture on the cover of some glossy magazine?	My goal is to make art.
taking one community college course on the history of nicaragua, while barely holding a job packing boxes?	Okay, look. My job is not who I am. I don't need that. Why? What's your goal? Status? Money? Getting your picture on the cover of some glossy magazine?
mm-hm.	Taking one community college course on the history of Nicaragua, while barely holding a job packing boxes?
new ground?	Mm-hm.
okay, well, then, i'm gonna break new ground.	New ground?
no one does nothing, jeff.	Okay, well, then, I'm gonna break new ground.
nothing.	No one does nothing, Jeff.
so what do you wanna do?	Nothing.
no, no, see, that's not what i'm saying. i could go to new york if i wanted to, but what's the point? so i can learn how to order a cappuccino? so i can get mugged by some crackhead? so i can see, see homeless people up close and personal?	So what do you wanna do?
come with me.	No, no, see, that's not what I'm saying. I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cappuccino? So I can get mugged by some crackhead? So I can see, see homeless people up close and personal?
and?	Come with me.
of course.	And?
us.	Of course.
what feelings?	Us.
did it ever occur to you that i might have some feelings about you moving to new york?	What feelings?
what?	Did it ever occur to you that I might have some feelings about you moving to New York?
sooze.	What?
jeff. you know, i was talking to mister brooks yesterday. he has this friend in new york who wants to sublet his apartment for six-fifty a month. i could swing that. six-fifty.	Sooze.
... like fucking robots. look at those kids there.	Jeff. You know, I was talking to Mister Brooks yesterday. He has this friend in New York who wants to sublet his apartment for six-fifty a month. I could swing that. Six-fifty.
jeff. jeff.	... like fucking robots. Look at those kids there.
i don't know. i would've done something. this is kind of hypothetical, isn't it? this place is so stupid. i can't believe we're sitting here in this mosh-pit of consumerism. with all these people eating their chunks of dead flesh...	Jeff. Jeff.
how?	I don't know. I would've done something. This is kind of hypothetical, isn't it? This place is so stupid. I can't believe we're sitting here in this mosh-pit of consumerism. With all these people eating their chunks of dead flesh...
i would've stopped it.	How?
okay, what would you have done.	I would've stopped it.
yeah.	Okay, what would you have done.
oh, yeah?	Yeah.
okay, but nothing happened. believe me, if i thought something really bad was going to happen, i would've done something.	Oh, yeah?
it got that close.	Okay, but nothing happened. Believe me, if I thought something really bad was going to happen, I would've done something.
it was just something that got out of hand. did anyone get hurt?	It got that close.
it was a racial incident.	It was just something that got out of hand. Did anyone get hurt?
this is ridiculous!	Tim!
like i'm going to pay twenty bucks to see neil moynihan in some band that i helped start.	Okay. Well, you know, he's always been a nice guy and I like him.
um, because you didn't want to go.	Like I'm going to pay twenty bucks to see Neil Moynihan in some band that I helped start.
well, if you love him so much, why didn't you go see him play?	Um, because you didn't want to go.
i can't wait till pony gets here, you know? have a conversation with a human being?	Well, if you love him so much, why didn't you go see him play?
can i talk?	Typical male.
you know, all you know is what's good for you.	Can I talk?
can i talk here? let me talk.	You know, all you know is what's good for you.
oh, yeah, right. yeah, right. fuck you.	Can I talk here? Let me talk.
i stand for honesty! i stand for some level of truth!	Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, right. Fuck you.
what? what do you stand for?	I stand for honesty! I stand for some level of truth!
yes, i stand for -	What? What do you stand for?
but do you stand for anything?	Yes, I stand for -
no, no, no. i'm not being cynical, i'm being honest.	But do you stand for anything?
no, sweetie. cynicism is bullshit.	No, no, no. I'm not being cynical, I'm being honest.
no, idealism is guilty, middle class bullshit.	No, sweetie. Cynicism is bullshit.
hey!	I'm talking about idealism.
your completely missing the point.	Hey!
one!	Your completely missing the point.
god, karen johnson.	One!
name one.	God, KAREN JOHNSON.
of course i do!	Name one.
like what?	Sexual politics, racism, the environment, the military industrial...
about things that are important to me.	Like what?
about what?	About things that are important to me.
yes, you asshole.	About what?
no, no. it's an honest question. what are you trying to communicate?	I'm trying to communicate how I feel, Jeff. You know raise consciousness. Make people think for a change.
so you can give me more shit?	No, no. It's an honest question. What are you trying to communicate?
what are you trying to communicate? tell us.	So you can give me more shit?
oh, well, then you better listen to him.	Well, fuck! Might as well not do anything! Let's just stick out thumbs up our asses and twirl.
mister brooks has had shows in new york, jeff. he's been reviewed in art forum. i think he knows.	Oh, well, then you better listen to him.
no, no, no. y-you know what? y-your packing your bags, you're jumping into the unknown because some conceptual artist who teaches at a community college is having a mid-life crisis and he wants to sleep with some girl half his age, so he tells you you have talent.	Mister Brooks has had shows in New York, Jeff. He's been reviewed in Art Forum. I think he knows.
i don't want to hear it anymore.	No, no, no. Y-you know what? Y-your packing your bags, you're jumping into the unknown because some conceptual artist who teaches at a community college is having a mid-life crisis and he wants to sleep with some girl half his age, so he tells you you have talent.
"the worst i can do is starve to death." listen to you.	I don't want to hear it anymore.
your sure as hell right about that.	I'm not doing it anywhere, Jeff. It's just part of my application to the School of Visual Arts in New York.
it's a piece.	Your sure as hell right about that.
yeah, man, male, significant other, whatever the fuck i am.	It's a piece.
man?	Yeah, man, male, significant other, whatever the fuck I am.
no, not, not everything. this. i am the man in your life.	Man?
no.	Yes.
was that supposed to be me?	No.
no. i'm not going to the van, it's so gross. come on. i'm doing my performance right now.	Okay, so maybe later.
sorry. let's go back to the van right now.	No. I'm not going to the van, it's so gross. Come on. I'm doing my performance right now.
i hate that.	Sorry. Let's go back to the van right now.
oh! trim it!	I hate that.
i know, i know, i know.	Oh! Trim it!
you could've come over.	I know, I know, I know.
god, i haven't seen you all day.	You could've come over.
i don't know.	I'm gonna go to the car for a 'sec. I'll be right back.
hey, where's erica?	I don't know.
fuck 'em. fucking assholes.	Burnfield. No place like it.
oh, no, no. uh, uh, george, pull over.	Fuck 'em. Fucking assholes.
i'm sorry. i, i gotta...	Oh, no, no. Uh, uh, George, pull over.
oh, yeah.	I'm sorry. I, I gotta...
i gotta take a piss. do you mind if we pull over really quickly?	Oh, yeah.
no. you know what? you guys go ahead and bring back something here. yeah.	Why don't you come with us, man? I mean, I want to hear about those songs you've been working on. You too, Buff.
george can drive us. there's plenty of room in the car. jeff?	No. You know what? You guys go ahead and bring back something here. Yeah.
no, you know what? it's not you, man. it's not anybody. it's me. whoo! hey.	Look, man, it... Shit. Why don't we get something to eat? I mean food?
oh, no, man, look. look, you know, it's me, okay? i come out here and i'm, so used to everyone, you know, kissing my ass and i think i'm a fucking star, man, and i'm really sorry if i'm full of attitude. i, i really...	No, you know what? It's not you, man. It's not anybody. It's me. Whoo! Hey.
no, man. hey. no, you know what? hey, it's you, man. it's, you know what, you know what it is? it's this tarpit of stupidity that we're all stuck in. it's this cell. it's this void, you know.	Oh, no, man, look. Look, you know, it's me, okay? I come out here and I'm, so used to everyone, you know, kissing my ass and I think I'm a fucking star, man, and I'm really sorry if I'm full of attitude. I, I really...
w-wait a minute, wait a minute.	You know what I'm saying?
well, i, i didn't say i was special, but it's one thing, you know, and it's another thing to actually communicate it to people. you know what i mean? if a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, does that make a sound?	Of course it does.
comment, say things, think. whatever. why are you so special?	Well, I, I didn't say I was special, but it's one thing, you know, and it's another thing to actually communicate it to people. You know what I mean? If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it, does that make a sound?
what?	Comment, say things, think. Whatever. Why are you so special?
yeah, well, that's what i do too.	What?
i don't know. uh, i'm an artist, i guess. you know, there's life and then there's the people watching the life, commenting on it.	Yeah, well, that's what I do too.
well, if we're, like, the man invisible, what are you?	I don't know. Uh, I'm an artist, I guess. You know, there's life and then there's the people watching the life, commenting on it.
what do you mean?	Well, if we're, like, the man invisible, what are you?
so who are you?	What do you mean?
so, um, pony, where are you staying? are you staying at your mother's house?	No, no, they, uh, you know, that can be kind of a hassle, so , uh, you know, I just stay at the Four Seasons. It's easier.
for a while.	Well, I mean, we jammed a couple of times. You know, I mean, you play harmonica, but that was before we were really a band, you know, before Danny signed us.
well, not exactly.	For a while.
well, i helped start it, but, you know, uh...	Well, not exactly.
great.	Yeah, maybe later.  Hey! Hey!
yeah.	Great.
now?	Yeah.
yeah, really.	Now?
really?	Yeah, really.
yeah. you should show 'em to me.	Really?
yeah, they could be songs.	Yeah. You should show 'em to me.
like songs?	Yeah, they could be songs.
write. 'cause i, i have written some things.	Like songs?
what?	Write. 'Cause I, I have written some things.
so you think i should?	What?
you know, i've thought about that, actually.	No, man, I mean it. You're a good writer. I remember those things you'd write during honors English. Funny shit.
so how's college?	I dropped out. I mean, uh, you know, this semester I'm taking a, a class, you know, three nights a week. But I'm just try-trying to think and work on stuff., you know? I've been doing some writing, though. Short pieces, you know.
sorry.	So how's college?
oh, uh, yeah, we were, but, uh, sooze, screwed up the tickets.	Oh, man, we were pretty on tonight.
hey, i though you guys were coming to the show, man?	Oh, uh, yeah, we were, but, uh, Sooze, screwed up the tickets.
the prom. that's funny.	Hey, I though you guys were coming to the show, man?
yeah, i crash there.	Yeah, good.
the road's hell, you know? i mean airport, hotel, show. and airport, hotel, show. airport, hotel, show. i mean, fuck, man, you know? you still living at your mom's?	Yeah, I crash there.
yeah.	The road's hell, you know? I mean airport, hotel, show. And airport, hotel, show. Airport, hotel, show. I mean, fuck, man, you know? You still living at your mom's?
yeah, shit. naw, man, you know. it's hard work, you know?	Yeah.
aw, come on. rock star. fame. fortune. sex.	Yeah, shit. Naw, man, you know. It's hard work, you know?
nah, nah, nah, nah.	Aw, come on. Rock star. Fame. Fortune. Sex.
wow. a gold record, man, that's great. so you're, you're like living the wild life now, huh?	Nah, nah, nah, nah.
we sold, uh, over ninety thousand units and uh... and danny says that we're gonna get a gold record. yeah.	Wow. A gold record, man, that's great. So you're, you're like living the wild life now, huh?
yeah.	We sold, uh, over ninety thousand units and uh... and Danny says that we're gonna get a gold record. Yeah.
oh yeah, yeah, we're starting to get good placement and shit like that, you know.	Yeah.
yeah, hey i saw your album at musicland up at the mall.	Oh yeah, yeah, we're starting to get good placement and shit like that, you know.
hey, the driver knows billy idol. wow, huh?	Yeah, hey I saw your album at Musicland up at the mall.
no, it's not...	Hey, the driver knows Billy Idol. Wow, huh?
yeah, yeah. yeah, the record company, they make me use it, you know. i mean, it's dumb, i know, it's just...	No, it's not...
well, shit, man, you've only been gone for a year, man, is that your limo?	Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the record company, they make me use it, you know. I mean, it's dumb, I know, it's just...
wow, man. the corner. i mean, nothing's changed.	Well, shit, man, you've only been gone for a year, man, Is that your limo?
good, man.	Wow, man. The corner. I mean, nothing's changed.
hey, man. jeff. how're you doin?	Good, man.
hey, pony.	Hey, man. Jeff. How're you doin?
no, no, she went up by herself. this was not my responsibility.	Hey it's your roof. It's your fucking problem.  Hi, uh, there's an emergency down at the Circle A on first Street, Yeah, Okay.  You're fucked now, pal!  Um, send an ambulance 'cause I, I think it's an overdose or something. Okay. Okay.  Jeff, they're coming. Just wait here. I'm gonna go over to Scuff's and see if he's got his truck.  Listen, if she dies, you're gonna be so sorry that you ever showed your brown face in this town!
no, this has everything to do with you.	No, no, she went up by herself. This was not my responsibility.
this has nothing to do with me, this, uh, drinking, yeah.	No, this has everything to do with you.
i hope you're happy!	This has nothing to do with me, this, uh, drinking, yeah.
ready?	What are you saying?
oh, shit. jeff. jeff, come up here!	Look; okay, come on. Look, what are you doing? Look, that's enough. My wife called the police. They're coming.
get off my roof!	Oh, shit. Jeff. Jeff, come up here!
you know what? go ahead and shoot me. go ahead! fucking shoot me! come on! come on, man! come on!	Get off my roof!
look, get down now, you fucking drunk! you bum!	You know what? Go ahead and shoot me. Go ahead! Fucking shoot me! Come on! Come on, man! Come on!
oh, there you are, honey. we were waiting for you. what happened?	Look, get down now, you fucking drunk! You bum!
look pakeesa...	Oh, there you are, honey. We were waiting for you. What happened?
fuck you! you know, i'll call the police.	Go ahead! They love you just about as much as I do.
hey, you know what? go fuck yourself.	Fuck you! You know, I'll call the police.
get off my property!	Hey, you know what? Go fuck yourself.
why? what are you gonna do? huh? you're gonna shoot me for standing on your fucking trash can?	Get off my property!
look, get down off my property.	Why? What are you gonna do? Huh? You're gonna shoot me for standing on your fucking trash can?
alright, alright, enough with the boy scout routine.	Please. Look...
pakistani. okay? we're from pakistan.	Alright, alright, enough with the Boy Scout routine.
you know, why do you call me names? you know, i never hurt you. i'm only working here.	Yeah, yeah. That's the fucking problem.
camel jockey.	You know, why do you call me names? You know, I never hurt you. I'm only working here.
what about this, huh? go ahead, big man.	Camel jockey.
well, what about this?	What about this, huh? Go ahead, big man.
no. no, you see, i don't have to call my wife.	Well, what about this?
well, you gotta call your wife then, you know, 'cause she kind of handles these heavy matters anyway, right?	No. No, you see, I don't have to call my wife.
why should i call the police, huh? they don't so any good.	Well, you gotta call your wife then, you know, 'cause she kind of handles these heavy matters anyway, right?
what the fuck are you talking about?!	Nobody's fucking anybody!
tim, why don't you shut the fuck up?	I think I gotta go.
"don't write any checks you can't cash."	Really? What else does your mother say?
yeah?	"Don't write any checks you can't cash."
you know, my mom has this saying.	Yeah?
is that jeff?	Oh, my god!
you do?	Yeah. God, you showed up at such a weird time in my life.
yeah, i know what you're saying.	You do?
or the future, oh, no, no, i mean... i mean, we'll be working on that album cover, right?	Yeah, I know what you're saying.
yeah, you know, when you called i thought, there's a name from the past.	Or the future, oh, no, no, I mean... I mean, we'll be working on that album cover, right?
yeah, i have, i have, yeah.	Yeah, you know, when you called I thought, there's a name from the past.
me?	Yeah, I have, I have, yeah.
i think about you. i mean, a lot.	Me?
yeah.	I think about you. I mean, a lot.
yeah, but sometimes i try to figure out why i left in the first place, you know? i think about people and i wonder what they're doing.	Yeah.
i hate it here. it's so ugly, it's like being dead. you got out of here, you know? i'm ready to go.	Yeah, but sometimes I try to figure out why I left in the first place, you know? I think about people and I wonder what they're doing.
oh, yeah, you're just so smart.	That's because I am.
i don't know. i say what i mean.	Oh, yeah, you're just so smart.
what's that supposed to mean?	I don't know. I say what I mean.
yep.	What's that supposed to mean?
soon.	Yep.
mm-hm.	Soon.
no, i'm going.	Mm-hm.
if...	No, I'm going.
i'm moving.	If...
i can't believe you're still here.	I'm moving.
yeah. burnfield, pizza and puke capital of the world.	I can't believe you're still here.
oh, yuck! oh, gross!	You done?
i'm sorry. i'm sorry.	No, no, no, no, no. Uh, hey, man. You know I'm really sorry if I, if I said something wrong. I, I...
jesus, jeff.	Hey, man, uh, look, if you don't like my stuff, uh, I won't sing it, okay? I'm sorry, you know?
you know, that is my worst fear. making a sound and no one hears it.	Mine too.
"drove down the highway there was a big jam the family had died there inside their minivan there was a backup it went on for miles but as bad as it was it was gone after a while"  chorus here.  "you may think there's nothing to it and the truth is hard to see to be an invisible man is a remarkable thing to be thing to be thing to be"	That was so great!
alright, alright already.	Alright!
yeah, come on, play it.	Oh, no, man. I can't.
yeah.	And you know why it's so good? See, because, see, you guys are real. No, man, I mean it. You guys have a sense of humor. You live your lives, you know. It's simple, you know. The guys on the road, I mean, the band, all they talk about is scoring chicks... and Danny, all Danny talks about is money.
okay, now, you guys all take care, okay? oh, man, i feel so good. i feel good 'cause i'm hanging out with you guys, man. you know? i mean, i forgot what it was like to just hang out.	Yeah.
yeah.	Oh, God, that would be something I really want to do.
yeah?	Yeah.
yeah, we'd have to fly you out for meetings, you know.	Yeah?
would i get paid?	Yeah, we'd have to fly you out for meetings, you know.
i get final approval. it's in my contract.	Would I get paid?
oh they'd never let me do what i want.	I get final approval. It's in my contract.
i'm always serious.	Oh they'd never let me do what I want.
you're not serious.	I'm always serious.
i don't want you to do the cover, i, i need you to do the cover.	You're not serious.
you do not want me to do your cover.	I don't want you to do the cover, I, I need you to do the cover.
yeah, and i was thinking, sooze, you could do the cover.	You do not want me to do your cover.
yeah?	Yeah, and I was thinking, Sooze, you could do the cover.
oh, uh, we're gonna go in the studio and we're, we're doin' a new album.	Yeah?
yeah, so what do you guys do next? i mean, what's your band do now?	Oh, uh, we're gonna go in the studio and we're, we're doin' a new album.
hey, pony, this is my friend bee-bee.	Hey.
you do not!	I do. Jeff, don't you think Sooze should go to New York and, uh, you know.
you have to go. you always did such, uh, you know, great work. i still have some of those drawings that you'd do in study hall.	You do not!
yeah. to go to school and, you know, paint, performances, paint.	You have to go. You always did such, uh, you know, great work. I still have some of those drawings that you'd do in study hall.
new york, huh?	Yeah. To go to school and, you know, paint, performances, paint.
you did? i love him. yeah, you know, i'm thinking of moving to new york.	New York, huh?
oh, yeah, just sitting there eatin' a salad, you know. that kind of thing happens all the time in l.a. it's, you know... i met johnny depp.	You did? I love him. Yeah, you know, I'm thinking of moving to New York.
no, she was just sitting there?!	Oh, yeah, just sitting there eatin' a salad, you know. That kind of thing happens all the time in L.A. It's, you know... I met Johnny Depp.
oh, uh... uh, the other night our manager danny took us to this restaurant and there was sandra bernhard.	No, she was just sitting there?!
like?	Oh, uh... uh, the other night our manager Danny took us to this restaurant and there was Sandra Bernhard.
yeah.	Like?
yeah?	Yeah.
it's pretty exciting.	Yeah?
so? what's l.a. like?	It's pretty exciting.
oh, yeah?	So? What's L.A. like?
sometimes, yeah. you know, i started to do performances.	Oh, yeah?
wow. hey, you look good. like you, you know, head's in a good place, you know? you, are still doing your painting?	Sometimes, yeah. You know, I started to do performances.
oh!	Wow. Hey, you look good. Like you, you know, head's in a good place, you know? You, are still doing your painting?
look at you!	Oh!
no, no, it isn't. it's cool.	Look at you!
it's stupid.	No, no, it isn't. It's cool.
is that your driver?	It's stupid.
oh, it's stupid, isn't it.	Is that your driver?
you showed up. oh, my god! holy shit! look at this car, man!	Oh, it's stupid, isn't it.
hey!	You showed up. Oh, my god! Holy shit! Look at this car, man!
pony, oh my god!	Hey!
well, just, you know, have 'em call me. y-you know where to find me, right?	Oh, yeah, drunk on the corner, man. Hey, why don't you buy another beer. It's on me, okay?
yeah, man, my manager and my lawyer.	Well, just, you know, have 'em call me. Y-you know where to find me, right?
your manager?	Yeah, man, my manager and my lawyer.
... my manager will slap an assault charge on your ass faster than you can say aa, okay?	Your manager?
yeah?	... my manager will slap an assault charge on your ass faster than you can say AA, okay?
if you hit me...	Yeah?
what are you going to do? hm?	If you hit me...
don't do that.	What are you going to do? Hm?
no, see, neil, if you're fucking with one of my friends, then you're fucking with me.	Don't do that.
yeah.	Oh, okay, it's none of my business. Yeah, so, you-you're trying to fuck my best friend's girlfriend and it's none of my business?!
it's none of my business?	Yeah.
you know, man, it's none of your business what i do, okay?	It's none of my business?
oh, come on, pony. i'm just kidding. wow, you rock stars are really sensitive, huh? you know, there's a life on the road?	Don't do that, man, okay?
whatever.	Oh, come on, Pony. I'm just kidding. Wow, you rock stars are really sensitive, huh? You know, there's a life on the road?
okay. you know what? watch your fucking language, alright? or i might have to.	Whatever.
the bar at the hotel? she told you that? what did she say exactly?	Well, Dad, she said she wanted to suck my cock.
she didn't say. maybe she's at the bar at the hotel.	The bar at the hotel? She told you that? What did she say exactly?
about where she went. i mean, what bar?	She didn't say. Maybe she's at the bar at the hotel.
about what?	About where she went. I mean, what bar?
yeah? well, what'd she say?	About what?
pal, she's a big girl, you know? i'm sure she's alright.	Yeah? Well, what'd she say?
well, i mean, she always answers her beeper.	Pal, she's a big girl, you know? I'm sure she's alright.
what are you? her pimp? she said she might go get a drink first.	Well, I mean, she always answers her beeper.
well, i called erica's beeper. there's just no answer.	What are you? Her pimp? She said she might go get a drink first.
oh, how'd she get back?	I called Bucky's. I got her a cab. Is there any hot mustard?
erica? she said she was tired. she went back to the hotel.	Oh, How'd she get back?
where's erica? you seen her?	Erica? She said she was tired. She went back to the hotel.
tim?	Uh, I didn't write any songs. You guys go ahead. I gotta stay here and guard the parking lot.
ooh, wow, nice. personal trainer? very nice.	"I sound like an idiot watching the parade I know there's no tomorrow only the charade I am dead Deep inside my head All the lies There's no then Only now I will love show me how"
"see what's around you listen to their lies"	So, like, your dad's a big deal, right?
well, uh, there's this benefit for rwanda we're gonna do. and, uh, you know, my songs, uh, where i get the ideas for them, uh, you know, stuff like that.	Where do you get your ideas?
so where are you?	I'm here.
it's not the air force anymore, scuff	So where are you?
yeah. yeah. how's the air force, tim?	It's not the air force anymore, Scuff
i don't, i don't remember. what do i owe you?	Uh, eleven twenty-five.
just one?	Yeah.
missed it. can i get a fifth of old crow?	Just one?
hey, great game friday. kicked holbrook's ass, huh?	Missed it. Can I get a fifth of Old Crow?
oh yes! yeah, man, give her the ride, the ol' pony ride back to the hotel.	Tim, go throw up somewhere.
could you give me a ride?	Oh yes! Yeah, man, give her the ride, the ol' Pony ride back to the hotel.
forget about new york, jeff. i don't want to talk about new york anymore.	There was this other place where they served live monkey brains. Sweat to God. You walk in, they bring the little monkey out, shave his head, crack it open, and you eat it's brains while it's still alive. I didn't go in, though, 'cause I didn't have any money and my mom has a saying: "Don't write any checks you can't cash".
it was the nicest thin i've done in a long time.	Oh that's nice for you.
buff is funny, okay? she likes buff, so why don't you whip shut the feminist hole.	Hey, why don't you swallow your cock and choke on it? Oh, I forgot, it's not big enough.
ew! oh, buff! relax!	Why don't you fucking relax? He's having verbal intercourse, Sooze.
yeah. yeah, i'm jealous of mtv faggots who are named after animals.	Jeff!
tim's jealous, you know? he wants to have ideas too.	Yeah. Yeah, I'm jealous of MTV faggots who are named after animals.
uh, excuse me, i'd like to know where he gets his ideas.	Tim's jealous, you know? He wants to have ideas too.
leave him alone, tim.	Uh, excuse me, I'd like to know where he gets his ideas.
hey, your gonna regret this.	Come on, Jeff.
fucking drunk, huh?	You have the largest penis. Can we go please?
hey, tim, you know what? you win.	Fucking drunk, huh?
make a move. greasecake. towel-head.	Hey, Tim, you know what? You win.
hey, tim.	No, see, sweetheart, you don't want to stand up for parasite 'cause I can fuckin' smell him from here. You know what? Tow words, man: roll on.
why don't you go back to where you came from?	Hey, Tim.
ha! thank you! see? he did it. he left.	I did. I split, man. I expanded my horizons, you know. Served my country. Saw the world, you know? I've gained wisdom and now I'm back, baby, back from the road. Me and Jack Kerouac.
seriously? it's a great idea.	Ha! Thank you! See? He did it. He left.
yes, that's right. you know what, honey? you should go to new york. you should go. go show 'em. they need your unique point of view.	At least I have a point of view, you know?
fuck.	Don't swear it's impolite.
you know the fuck not.	Fuck.
the fuck not?	You know the fuck not.
no car.	The fuck not?
i'm going out later.	No car.
oh for chrissakes...  "white trash betty."  i didn't realize the rules went into effect before we entered safeway.	Well, use your head, "Stalker Betty."
no-gah-buh- no!  rule number two - no names!  no goddamn names, you retard!	Oh for Chrissakes...  "White trash Betty."  I didn't realize the rules went into effect before we entered Safeway.
sorry, kansas...	NO-GAH-BUH- NO!  Rule number two - NO NAMES!  NO GODDAMN NAMES, you retard!
hey!  rule number one - never take off the mask!  y'hear me!  no matter what happens, never take off the mask!	Sorry, Kansas...
look, it's really not my fault.	Hey!  Rule number one - never take off the mask!  Y'hear me!  No matter what happens, NEVER TAKE OFF THE MASK!
this is great - great!  now we have to enter the front door!	Look, it's really not my fault.
i just pulled and it - it came off.	This is great - GREAT!  Now we have to enter the front door!
who are you - the goddamn bionic woman?!	I just pulled and it - it came off.
i can't believe your grandparents never come down here.	You have three heart attacks and a half dozen strokes and tell me how much you wanna run up and down the stairs.  Shit - I forgot to pick up the cigarettes.
what?!	You piece-a-shit bug zapper!
wait!  did you say you are pregnant or you were pregnant... you had it, threw it out and you're gonna go back and dance all night!	Shut up, Cleo.  Di, how much do you need for an abortion?
can you guys believe this?  we're like celebrities!	Better enjoy it now.  'Cause tomorrow some little kid falls down a well and we're nothing but a distant memory.
ahh!  baby's got two heads!!!	It's twins!!
forget it.  i've got a scholarship to harvard hanging over my head.  i won't risk it.	Conan went to Harvard.
and you know real cops aren't half as smart as keanu.	Forget it.  I've got a scholarship to Harvard hanging over my head.  I won't risk it.
cleo!	Kansas is right.  We're like sisters -- we're closer than sisters.  And you don't turn your back on family.
i'm in, too.	Cleo!
holy shit.	You just became a statistic!
thanks, cleo.  see you tomorrow.	Bye.
di?  i just called to say that conan talked about us again last night.	Thanks, Cleo.  See you tomorrow.
hello?	Di?  I just called to say that Conan talked about us again last night.
my fault - what do we do that enables us to be as great as we are?	I personally think of how Conan started as a writer, then became a...
use the bathroom, because the port-a potties on the field are gross.	My fault - What do we do that enables us to be as great as we are?
is jack upset that he can't be here?	Hee-hee-haaaa-weee worked it out.  Heee hee-haaa....
di, we're sorry.  we...	It's off... I can't take the fighting, the back-stabbing, the open hostility. We're not acting like cheerleaders, we're acting like a bunch of sorority girls!
cleo, i've already thrown up twice today - could you please get to any relevant part of the movie?	Well...uh...they, y'know, uh... They had nicknames.
...he slices off the guy's ear, and i mean you see everything - the bloody pink hole where the --	Cleo, I've already thrown up twice today - could you please get to any relevant part of the movie?
di, are you okay?  we can skip the girl party this week.	Everything's fine.  I'm just having a little trouble keeping my frown upside down.
another sex dream?	Wayne Gretzky.
what?!  that's insane!!!  why would i go to the police?	I've got to get that.  Relax.  I'll see you tomorrow.
she thinks you went to the police.	WHAT?!  That's insane!!!  Why would I go to the police?
di, it's luce.  kansas just called and said she's going to "fuck me up!"  then i heard coughing, a thud and kansas had to go.  i think her grandma had another heart attack.  anyway, why does she want to "fuck me up?"	She thinks you went to the police.
-- we practice!  sorry, cleo.	That's right.  Practice makes perfect. I'm practicing to have a baby right now. If we do a practice job, we'll not only get the experience, but also the extra money we need for guns!
okay, even with all our savings, it's still only six hundred fifty-four.	Hee-hee-hee, haaaaa-that's it?  Hee-hee hee...
but, we have to make a smart plan!	Of course - of course!  Hands in...
so then this isn't crazy.  it's a sure bet.	Well...
... i don't know.  probably not.	So then this isn't crazy.  It's a sure bet.
if you don't - can you still afford to go to harvard?	... I don't know.  Probably not.
no.	If you don't - can you still afford to go to Harvard?
and they get caught!	That's right.  So all we have to do is watch a bunch of movies and learn from their mistakes.
c'mon, luce, people do it in the movies all the time.	And they get caught!
oh my g-d, i read about this!  it's called a "pregnancy insanity."  quick, she needs a sitz bath --	Look, I might be moody.  I might be gassy.  But I am perfectly sane.  Think about it.  In school, they tell us, "Dreams can come true."  Right?
"positive" you're sure i'm not fat or "positive" i'm...	Oh my G-d, I read about this!  It's called a "pregnancy insanity."  Quick, she needs a sitz bath --
positive.	"Positive" you're sure I'm not fat or "positive" I'm...
you sure?	Positive.
oh g-d, i'm sorry... you're not really fat!  i was just saying that because, uh, i thought that's what you wanted me to say.	You sure?
no i don't... i keep asking because i feel fat.	Oh G-d, I'm sorry... You're not really fat!  I was just saying that because, uh, I thought that's what you wanted me to say.
look, you're fat, diane.  you're fat, fat, fat!  because you eat, eat, eat!  what?!  she keeps asking because she wants some honesty.	No I don't... I keep asking because I feel fat.
oh my g-d, you've been robbed!	No...I've been pregnant.
diane?  diane!	Huh-ha-wha?  Ahh!  I'm under the ice!  I'm uh -- oh...man...  That was a weird one.
oh... what are you working on?	Jus some girlie things for the squad.
that was gas, sweetie.	Oh... What are you working on?
...so although their dad said, "don't get out of the car until i get back with help," they knew the sheriff's voice as he yelled.  "run to my voice - and don't look back."  the twins did as he said, but at the last second they turned around and saw the escaped mental patient, bouncing their father's head on the top of the car!  ah!  they jumped, diane!  they jumped!	That was gas, Sweetie.
uh, jack - look, i can explain...	Diane, there's no excuse for not taking your pre-natal vitamins.  Now, if you guys were really friends, you'd remind her to take these.
if you reach for the stars, you're bound to get -- mm-jack, pull over.	Huh?  Oh Jesus...
mmm-hmmm...	If you reach for the stars, you're bound to get -- mm-Jack, pull over.
i never knew you dreamed of working in a grocery store bank branch.  baby, we are living the great american dream!	Mmm-hmmm...
i know, but that was before.	Ah!  I almost forgot gas for the baby machine.  I'll grab your Snickers and get a place in line.
but we agreed your job is running the baby machine...	I know, but that was before.
jack, i think i should get a job.	But we agreed your job is running the baby machine...
me too!  will it ever end?!  i love this lady!	Jack, I think I should get a job.
trix...	Me too!  Will it ever end?!  I love this lady!
if you could be count chocula, frankenberry or trix the rabbit, who'd you be?	Trix...
jack...	If you could be Count Chocula, Frankenberry or Trix the Rabbit, who'd you be?
like cocoa puffs.  good.  captain crunch.  bad.  shreds the roof of your mouth.  i mean you hear, "tricks are for kids!"  and you think, "i'm a kid, i guess they're for me."  but your baby brain's got no idea that fruit loops are, like, a million times better.  i'm going to save our kid all that pain.	Jack...
but di, all this food reminds me of how much i want to teach our baby.	Like Cocoa Puffs.  Good.  Captain Crunch.  Bad.  Shreds the roof of your mouth.  I mean you hear, "Tricks are for kids!"  And you think, "I'm a kid, I guess they're for me."  But your baby brain's got no idea that Fruit Loops are, like, a million times better.  I'm going to save our kid all that pain.
jack, sweetie, i'm only eating for two.	But Di, all this food reminds me of how much I want to teach our baby.
diane, i've loved you ever since i first saw you -- right before you kicked me in the head.	Oh, Jack...
i sure do.	Diane, I've loved you ever since I first saw you -- right before you kicked me in the head.
y'think?	I sure do.
so, while we're knee deep in right now - and things seem pretty "stinky" - in the long run, we're going to grow strong from this.	Y'think?
yeah.	So, while we're knee deep in right now - and things seem pretty "stinky" - in the long run, we're going to grow strong from this.
i see a flower.  and y'know, even the most beautiful flowers still grow from dirt.	Yeah.
spit from your dad?	I see a flower.  And y'know, even the most beautiful flowers still grow from dirt.
well, if i had to guess...  i'd say that was the sound of a mother saying good-bye to her little boy and hello to a young man who's going to be a daddy of his own...  jack, do you know what i see here?	Spit from your dad?
i don't know... and what the hell was that sound she made right before she hit the coffee table.	Well, if I had to guess...  I'd say that was the sound of a mother saying good-bye to her little boy and hello to a young man who's going to be a daddy of his own...  Jack, do you know what I see here?
... so when your dad said, "i never want to see your "f-'in' faces again!" do you think he meant forever or just until your mom wakes up?	I don't know... And what the hell was that sound she made right before she hit the coffee table.
hi, jack.	Excuse me, Vendela, have you seen Diane? We're supposed to go to the homecoming dance tonight.
...do not accept charity.  we are two young, able-bodied americans.  we do not want a handout.  we want a hand-up. give us food and we will be hungry tomorrow.  give us corn - the kind you plant, not eat - and we'll grow our own food and... and, uh, then cut it, and - uh, y'know eat it!  now, if you're interested in giving us a home loan, i will sit back down.  if not, have a nice day, ma'am.	Sorry.  My hands are tied.
no.  wait!  did i say promise!  cross-my heart and hope-to-die, stick-a-needle-in my-eye we'll never miss a payment?!	Uh, yes.  Yes you did.
let me explain something...	No.  Wait!  Did I say Promise!  Cross-my heart and hope-to-die, stick-a-needle-in my-eye we'll never miss a payment?!
what?!  but all our paperwork's there. my school records, jack's football records...	Let me explain something...
i'm sorry.	What?!  But all our paperwork's there. My school records, Jack's football records...
don't use big bills!	For a pack of cigs?  I use her food stamps.
just call me later.  i gotta get some smokes for grandma.	Don't use big bills!
yeah, hold on.	Just call me later.  I gotta get some smokes for Grandma.
that you?	Yeah, hold on.
she's been the weak tit on this mama cat since the beginning.	That you?
remember, kansas, every time you point a finger you've got three more pointing back at you.	She's been the weak tit on this mama cat since the beginning.
it was lucy!  lucy went to the cops!	Remember, Kansas, every time you point a finger you've got three more pointing back at you.
oh no...	He Ikea'd us.
hey.  eyes on your own belly!	Hee-hee-h-wait a minute.  Hold on, now. What do we do before a big game?
no!  wait...um...  we're the a-squad from lincoln high? so, uh...	We were told you could "fix us up."
oh, thank g-d!  i'm not just super fat!	Oh - okay, we ain't done with this... Those babies are gonna get a good start in life - with a real crib - one that costs a shit-load!  We're gonna learn how to rob a bank from the only people who really know how to do it - criminals!  I'm gonna visit my mom!
it's all my fault.  i'm sorry i ever started this...	Di, it's not your fault.  We all wanted to do this - for you... for ourselves.
kansas!	I'm sorry, Diane, but I'm not gonna watch my dreams fade away 'cause the Virgin Mary here thinks she's gonna get ideas from kiddie movies --
shut up.	Lucy, do you know for sure you're going to get that scholarship?
stop, you're gonna make me cry.	And if the O.J. trial taught us anything, it taught us that in America, you can cut off someone's head and still be found innocent if you have enough money.  Your mom only shot a guy...
listen, kansas, i know you dream of springing your mom some day...	Stop, you're gonna make me cry.
uh, "no"... you're not fat.	You sure I'm not fat?
"no" you're not sure or "no" i'm not fat?	Uh, "no"... You're not fat.
hat-trick?	He is the Great One...
madonna.	We're here for you, Diane.
nope.  sounds more like the first.	I'll just ask the question myself... "Is Jack Bartlett interested in me?"
anyway, last time i checked, you still had to have sex to have an orgasm.  and i know she ain't seen the lord on all fours - so i'm just saying.	Well, I want to know what happened --
ooops, that's me -- gotta run!	Wrong number  Nooooooo!
no.  this is diane.  i think you have the wrong number.	Ooops, that's me -- gotta run!
kim-lo?	No.  This is Diane.  I think you have the wrong number.
hello?	Kim-Lo?
oh thank buddha it's you, kim-lo, i'm being held against my will, my civil rights have been violated and it took four days to make this one phone call...	Hello?
yeah?	Oh thank Buddha it's you, Kim-Lo, I'm being held against my will, my civil rights have been violated and it took four days to make this one phone call...
you're kidding.	Fern!  C'mere!  She's siphoning tanks - takes a sec to cap off the cyanide hose.
my daughter's always dreamed of bein' a cheerleader.  put her on your squad and i'll give you the guns.	You're kidding.
hey, hey, hey.  c'mon you guys.  obviously that's a little more than our budget will allow.  basically, we're looking for something around two-hundred dollars.	Oh, why didn't you say.  For two-hundred I got a nice rubber band and a real sharp nail in back... I'll gift wrap it for you.  The deal is fifteen hundred. Cash.  Take it or leave it.
bullets?  no bullets!  oh my gosh, these are just to scare people. kinda like round-off, back handspring, whip back, double full.  you never really use it - you just want the opposing squad to know you've got it.	Right.  That'll be fifteen hundred - cash.
bullets.	Bullets?  No bullets!  Oh my gosh, these are just to scare people. Kinda like round-off, back handspring, whip back, double full.  You never really use it - you just want the opposing squad to know you've got it.
ammo?	Bullets.
okay.  how much ammo you reckon you'll need?	Ammo?
well, we'll each probably want one - so let's make it five.  five should do it.	Okay.  How much ammo you reckon you'll need?
yeah?	I guess there's an exception to every rule.
...my sunday school teacher says that in prison, women shove broom sticks up your...	Hold on...
it wasn't like the prison we saw - all these women had to shave their heads because they got lice from the filthy lives they'd lived!  oh g-d, i'm gonna be someone's bald bitch!	Ooops, hold on a sec.
hannah, we've...	It wasn't like the prison we saw - all these women had to shave their heads because they got lice from the filthy lives they'd lived!  Oh G-d, I'm gonna be someone's bald bitch!
we're dead!  they showed this prison movie to my youth group on sunday.	Hannah, we've...
hello?	We're dead!  They showed this prison movie to my youth group on Sunday.
look, maybe i can watch a pg movie... i'll just say i'm counting dirty words for sunday school.	That's okay, Hannah.  It was silly to think we could learn to rob a bank from watching movies.  Sex - you can learn from movies.  But robberies?  There's no way.
or, i could get my own horse...	Or that!  Look, you guys, I just want to provide a future for my baby.  I know my bank branch like the back of my puffy little hand.  I could open that safe in my sleep!
and hannah, you could give your share to your church - or maybe buy one of those hungry little kids sally struthers advertises.	Or, I could get my own horse...
you want us to help you pick up?	Don't Martha-fucking-Stewart me!  If you don't like it - you try being a pregnant teen!
i-i didn't mean to say "whore," diane. i just hear it so much at church - it kinda came flying out of my head.	I know, Hannah.  Look, I'm not going to get an abortion.  I mean, I always planned to get married and have kids - I'm just going a little out of order. Kinda reminds me of another young lady who found herself "with child," unmarried, on a long road, with no place to sleep.  'Course, that was a long-long time ago.  But no matter what, she held her head high and said... "Pappa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep.  Pappa don't preach, 'cause I'm keepin' my baby.  Hey.  I'm gonna keep my baby." The great one...
... ja-ck b-ar-t-le-tt... is jack bartlett interested in me?	I-I'm sorry - can someone else please run the Ouija board?  It's creepy, it's wrong and it goes against the teachings of my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
i'll get them before "touched by an angel," don't worry.	You damn well better...
then i'll throw a few more treats on the plate.  where's my smokes?	I'll get them before "Touched by an Angel," don't worry.
uh...yeah, grandma.  she doesn't mean that.  kinda lost the old filter with her last stroke.	Then I'll throw a few more treats on the plate.  Where's my smokes?
you got that big retarded girl down there?	Uh...Yeah, Grandma.  She doesn't mean that.  Kinda lost the old filter with her last stroke.
thanks!  that'd be great.	You got that big retarded girl down there?
oh well, then i'll put some cookies at the top of the stairs for you gals.	Thanks!  That'd be great.
oh yeah, you caught us...	Oh well, then I'll put some cookies at the top of the stairs for you gals.
are you girls talking about boys? practicing kissing your hands?	Oh yeah, you caught us...
shit!  yeah, grandma.  me and the squad.	Are you girls talking about boys? Practicing kissing your hands?
is that you down there?	Shit!  Yeah, Grandma.  Me and the squad.
kansas?	Is that you down there?
screw lucy!	Kansas?
oh please, we've all got bright futures ahead of us - we're not going to tell anyone.  promise!	Maybe we can make a deal.
definitely old.	That's Itchy, alright.  How many y'need?
she did, did she?  how is the old girl?	Definitely old.
yeah.  "itchy" sent us.	She did, did she?  How is the old girl?
really...	Yeah.  "Itchy" sent us.
bank branch!	All of you!
bank branch!	Bank branch!
all of you!	Bank branch!
don't make me jerry lewis you guys for the rest.	Hey, I even took my parents' foster kid money.  Phillipe's gonna have to gather rice without pants this month.
uh...maybe?	'Cause I will Jerry Springer you faster than you can say "Fat-assed lesbian!"
you sure you wanna go there?	Uh...maybe?
i'm only allowed "g" movies.	Am I the only one who cares about this? At least I watched "Dog Day Afternoon!"
wait a minute.  you watched the apple fucking-dumpling gang?!	I'm only allowed "G" movies.
...so, while it's a laugh riot for the whole family, and tim conway is just about as funny as they come, especially when he goes...	Wait a minute.  You watched the Apple fucking-Dumpling Gang?!
oh my g-d!  i'm not first!	But you're not married.
yeah.  this summer at church camp?  i'm pretty sure i had, y'know, an orgasm.	Hold up, hold up.  Any sentence that starts with "at church camp" ain't leading to the big "O."
well technically, i don't think i'm a virgin anymore.	Yeah.  This summer at church camp?  I'm pretty sure I had, y'know, an orgasm.
hannah, in order to get real answers from the netherworld, you've gotta have a christian virgin run the board.  your kind is pure of heart - the devil won't dick with you.	Well technically, I don't think I'm a virgin anymore.
hey, don't "mouthy shit" me - i'm outta here.	Wait, Petunia.  Mommy's a little amped up - didn't get her yard time this morning.  Mink ain't my bitch.  She's a specialist... in banks.
what?!  hush up, you mouthy little shit!	Hey, don't "mouthy shit" me - I'm outta here.
oh, jesus christ, mom!  like my life ain't a great big pile-of-shit 'cause you're in here?  now i have to add, "p.s. my mom's a dyke" too?	What?!  Hush up, you mouthy little shit!
kansas, i want you to meet someone special.	Oh, Jesus Christ, Mom!  Like my life ain't a great big pile-of-shit 'cause you're in here?  Now I have to add, "P.S. My mom's a dyke" too?
so you need my help?  oh my g-d, this is like asking me for help with your homework.  hey, mink, c'mere!	Kansas, I want you to meet someone special.
i know, but we can't quite figure out how to, y'know, do it.	So you need my help?  Oh my G-d, this is like asking me for help with your homework.  Hey, Mink, c'mere!
well, shit-fire, kansas, that's the sweetest goddamn thing ever...	I know, but we can't quite figure out how to, y'know, do it.
i know - that's what i said too. anyway, we want to help her get some money for the baby by robbing a bank.	Well, shit-fire, Kansas, that's the sweetest goddamn thing ever...
before you?  whoo-hoo!	I know - that's what I said too. Anyway, we want to help her get some money for the baby by robbing a bank.
my best friend got pregnant.	Before you?  Whoo-hoo!
gee, i'll sit out this afternoon's coffee talk.  whaddya want?	My best friend got pregnant.
okay, you can't tell anybody.	Gee, I'll sit out this afternoon's coffee talk.  Whaddya want?
now how the hell can i help you?	Okay, you can't tell anybody.
your help.	Now how the hell can I help you?
my what?	Your help.
i don't hate you.  i need your help.	My what?
so could half the women in here.  and i'd rather go out with a nice can... so watcha here for?  to say how much you hate me or how much your grandparents hate me...	I don't hate you.  I need your help.
they could kill you.	So could half the women in here.  And I'd rather go out with a nice can... So watcha here for?  To say how much you hate me or how much your grandparents hate me...
i know, but it keeps down the size of my can.	They could kill you.
you shouldn't smoke so many of those.	I know, but it keeps down the size of my can.
thank g-d.  i was starting to think i'd killed the wrong man.	You shouldn't smoke so many of those.
grandma and grandpa sent you pictures of a neighbor girl.  they didn't want you to break out and come kidnap me.	Thank G-d.  I was starting to think I'd killed the wrong man.
what the hell do you want?	I want to help.  I'm part of this squad...
i mean it.  i'm in.  this is the closest thing to a goddamn family that i've ever had.  if one of us needs something, we all do.	Stop it!  This is crazy!
...and sex dreams where you actually have an orgasm!	Virgin Mary musta snuck that one in.
more proof god's a guy...	...and sex dreams where you actually have an orgasm!
diane, it says here you're going to have mood swings, uncontrollable gas.	More proof God's a guy...
roll 'em.	Action! The scene starts.
you'll pardon me, norma? why don't you just sit and watch?  o.k.  here we go.	Roll 'em.
we're ready with the shot, mr. demille.	You'll pardon me, Norma? Why don't you just sit and watch?  O.K.  Here we go.
i hear she was a terror to work with.	She got to be.  A dozen press agents working overtime can do terrible things to the human spirit.  Hold everything.
of course you didn't.  you didn't know norma desmond as a plucky little girl of seventeen, with more courage and wit and heart than ever came together in one youngster.	I hear she was a terror to work with.
i didn't mean to --	Of course you didn't.  You didn't know Norma Desmond as a plucky little girl of seventeen, with more courage and wit and heart than ever came together in one youngster.
listen, thirty million fans have given her the brush. isn't that enough?	I didn't mean to --
i can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room.  i can give her the brush ...	Listen, thirty million fans have given her the brush. Isn't that enough?
it must be about that appalling script of hers.  what can i say to her? what can i say?	I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room.  I can give her the brush ...
i'm terribly sorry, mr. de mille.	It must be about that appalling script of hers.  What can I say to her? What can I say?
i hate to think where that puts me.  i could be her father.	I'm terribly sorry, Mr. de Mille.
the accent! i've got it: this guy is in the pay of a foreign government. get those studs.  get those cuff-links.	I've got to run along.  Thanks any- way for your interest in my career.
i'm sorry about new year's. would you believe me if i said i had to be with a sick friend?	Someone in the formal set, no doubt, with a ten-carat kidney stone.
walking out on the mob.  what's the big idea?	I'm sorry about New Year's. Would you believe me if I said I had to be with a sick friend?
wait a minute.  this is the woman i love.  what's going on? who was loaded?	Don't worry.  She's just a fan for my literary output.
i'll take it.	I'll have the bell-hop take care of your luggage.
it just so happens we have a vacancy on the couch.	I'll take it.
i mean, could you put me up for a couple of weeks?	It just so happens we have a vacancy on the couch.
sure, this'll go on all night.	I mean, could you put me up for a couple of weeks?
listen, artie, can i stick around here for a while?	Sure, this'll go on all night.
the greatest.  they call me the elsa maxwell of the assistant directors.  hey, easy on the punch bowl.  budget only calls for three drinks per extra. fake the rest.	Listen, Artie, can I stick around here for a while?
good party.	The greatest.  They call me the Elsa Maxwell of the assistant directors.  Hey, easy on the punch bowl.  Budget only calls for three drinks per extra. Fake the rest.
where's the bar?	Good party.
say, you're not really smuggling opium these days,  are you?	Where's the bar?
close, but no cigar.	Say, you're not really smuggling opium these days,  are you?
judas e. priest, who did you borrow that from? adolphe menjou?	Close, but no cigar.
that was the general idea.	Come on.
you're going to stay, aren't you?	That was the general idea.
let it ride for a while.	You're going to stay, aren't you?
give me your coat.	Let it ride for a while.
i almost reported you to the bureau of missing persons.  fans, you all know joe gillis, the well-known screen writer, opium smuggler and black dahlia suspect.	Give me your coat.
in a deep freeze.	I almost reported you to the Bureau of Missing Persons.  Fans, you all know Joe Gillis, the well-known screen writer, opium smuggler and Black Dahlia suspect.
where have you been keeping that gorgeous face of yours?	In a deep freeze.
hi, artie.	Where have you been keeping that gorgeous face of yours?
well, what do you know ! joe gillis !	Hi, Artie.
carefull those are dirty words! you sound like a bunch of new york critics.  thank you, miss schaefer.	Goodbye, Mr. Gillis.
name dropper.	I just think pictures should say a little something.
this is miss kramer.	Schaefer.  Betty Schaefer.  And right now I wish I could crawl into a hole and pull it in after me.
i'm sure you'll be glad to meet mr. gillis.  he wrote it.	This is Miss Kramer.
just a rehash of something that wasn't very good to begin with.	I'm sure you'll be glad to meet Mr. Gillis.  He wrote it.
nothing for ladd?	Just a rehash of something that wasn't very good to begin with.
it's from hunger.	Nothing for Ladd?
what's wrong with it?	It's from hunger.
hello, mr. sheldrake.  on that bases loaded.  i covered it with a 2-page synopsis.  but i wouldn't bother.	What's wrong with it?
joe, i can't look at you any more.	Nobody asked you to.
look, sweetie -- be practical. l've got a good thing here. a long-term contract with no options. i like it that way.  maybe it's not very admirable.  well, you and artie can be admirable.	Joe, I can't look at you any more.
if you love me, joe.	Look, sweetie -- be practical. l've got a good thing here. A long-term contract with no options. I like it that way.  Maybe it's not very admirable.  Well, you and Artie can be admirable.
come on where? back to a one-room apartment that i can't pay for? back to a story that may sell and very possibly will not?	If you love me, Joe.
come on, joe.	Come on where? Back to a one-room apartment that I can't pay for? Back to a story that may sell and very possibly will not?
all my things? all the eighteen suits, all the custom-made shoes and the eighteen dozen shirts, and the cuff-links and the platinum key- chains, and the cigarette cases?	Come on, Joe.
no, no! i haven't heard any of this.  i never got those telephone calls.  i've never been in this house ... get your things together. let's get out of here.	All my things? All the eighteen suits, all the custom-made shoes and the eighteen dozen shirts, and the cuff-links and the platinum key- chains, and the cigarette cases?
all right.  i'll give you a few more clues.	No, no! I haven't heard any of this.  I never got those telephone calls.  I've never been in this house ... Get your things together. Let's get out of here.
no.	All right.  I'll give you a few more clues.
i'm trying to tell you.  this is an enormous place.  eight master bedrooms.  a sunken tub in every bathroom.  there's a bowling alley in the cellar.  it's lonely here, so she got herself a companion. a very simple set-up: an older woman who is well-to-do.  a younger man who is not doing too well ... can you figure it out yourself?	No.
i didn't come here to see a house. what about norma desmond?	I'm trying to tell you.  This is an enormous place.  Eight master bedrooms.  A sunken tub in every bathroom.  There's a bowling alley in the cellar.  It's lonely here, so she got herself a companion. A very simple set-up: An older woman who is well-to-do.  A younger man who is not doing too well ... Can you figure it out yourself?
her own movie theatre.	I didn't come here to see a house. What about Norma Desmond?
jealous.  ever see so much junk? she had the ceiling brought from portugal.  look at this.	Her own movie theatre.
why did she call me?	Jealous.  Ever see so much junk? She had the ceiling brought from Portugal.  Look at this.
want something to drink?  there's always champagne on ice, and plenty of caviar.	Why did she call me?
that was norma desmond on the phone?	Want something to drink?  There's always champagne on ice, and plenty of caviar.
just look around.  there's a lot of her spread about.  if you don't remember the face, you must have heard the name of norma desmond.	That was Norma Desmond on the phone?
whose?	Just look around.  There's a lot of her spread about.  If you don't remember the face, you must have heard the name of Norma Desmond.
hers.	Whose?
whose house is it?	Hers.
you bet.	Whose house is it?
this is where you live?	You bet.
ever been in one of these old hollywood palazzos? that's from when they were making eighteen thou- sand a week, and no taxes.  careful of these tiles, they're slippery. valentino used to dance here.	This is where you live?
come on in, betty,	Ever been in one of these old Hollywood palazzos? That's from when they were making eighteen thou- sand a week, and no taxes.  Careful of these tiles, they're slippery. Valentino used to dance here.
i don't know why i'm so scared, joe.  is it something awful?	Come on in, Betty,
hello, betty.	I don't know why I'm so scared, Joe.  Is it something awful?
what happened?	You did.
of course i love him.  i always will.  i'm just not in love with him any more.	What happened?
why not? don't you love artie?	Of course I love him.  I always will.  I'm just not in love with him any more.
i don't want it now.	Why not? Don't you love Artie?
stop crying.  you're getting married.  that's what you've always wanted.	I don't want it now.
why don't you? we can finish the script by thursday.	Stop crying.  You're getting married.  That's what you've always wanted.
he wants me to come on to arizona. he says it only oosts two dollars to get married there.  it would kind of save us a honeymoon.	Why don't you? We can finish the script by Thursday.
from artie.  what's wrong?	He wants me to come on to Arizona. He says it only oosts two dollars to get married there.  It would kind of save us a honeymoon.
it's nothing.  i got a telegram from artie.	From Artie.  What's wrong?
betty, there's no use running out on it.  let's face it, what- ever it is.	It's nothing.  I got a telegram from Artie.
i just don't.	What is it you've heard.  Come on, let's have it.
why not?	I just don't.
something came up.  i don't want to talk about it.	Why not?
what's wrong with you tonight? what is it, betty?	Something came up.  I don't want to talk about it.
was i?  i'm sorry.	What's wrong with you tonight? What is it, Betty?
hey, what's the matter... betty, wake up!  why are you staring at me like that?	Was I?  I'm sorry.
twenty-two.	That's it -- there's nothing like being twenty-two.  Now may I suggest that if we're ever to finish this story you keep at least two feet away from me ...  Now back to the typewriter.
that's no shampoo.  it'smore like a pile of freehly laundred hand- kerchiefs, like a brand new auto- mobile.  how old are you anyway?	Twenty-two.
it must be my new shampoo.	That's no shampoo.  It'smore like a pile of freehly laundred hand- kerchiefs, like a brand new auto- mobile.  How old are you anyway?
may i say you smell real special.	It must be my new shampoo.
if you please.	May I say you smell real special.
three cheers for betty schaefer! i will now kiss that nose of yours.	If you please.
not once.  what's wrong with being on the other side of the cameras? it's really more fun.	Three cheers for Betty Schaefer! I will now kiss that nose of yours.
come clean, betty.  at night you weep for those lost closeups, those gala openings...	Not once.  What's wrong with being on the other side of the cameras? It's really more fun.
not at all.  it taught me a little sense.  i got me a job in the mail room, worked up to the stenographic. now i'm a reader...	Come clean, Betty.  At night you weep for those lost closeups, those gala openings...
saddest thing i ever heard.	Not at all.  It taught me a little sense.  I got me a job in the mail room, worked up to the Stenographic. Now I'm a reader...
should be.  it cost three hundred dollars.	Saddest thing I ever heard.
nice job.	Should be.  It cost three hundred dollars.
third.  grandma did stunt work for pearl white.  i come from a picture family.  naturally they took it for granted i was to become a great star.  so i had ten years of dramatic lessons, diction, dancing. then the studio made a test.  well, they didn't like my nose -- it slanted this way a little.  i went to a doctor and had it fixed.  they made more tests, and they were crazy about my nose -- only they didn't like my acting.	Nice job.
second generation, huh?	Third.  Grandma did stunt work for Pearl White.  I come from a picture family.  Naturally they took it for granted I was to become a great star.  So I had ten years of dramatic lessons, diction, dancing. Then the studio made a test.  Well, they didn't like my nose -- it slanted this way a little.  I went to a doctor and had it fixed.  They made more tests, and they were crazy about my nose -- only they didn't like my acting.
i was born just two blocks from this studio.  right on lemon grove avenue.  father was head elec- trician here till he died.  mother still works in wardrobe.	Second generation, huh?
what were you -- a child actress?	I was born just two blocks from this studio.  Right on Lemon Grove Avenue.  Father was head elec- trician here till he died.  Mother still works in Wardrobe.
look at this street.  all card- board, all hollow, all phoney. all done with mirrors.  i like it better than any street in the world.  maybe because i used to play here when i was a kid.	What were you -- a child actress?
it's that old familiar story, you help a timid little soul across a crowded street.  she turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money.	That's the trouble with you readers.  You know all the plots. Now suppose you proof-read page ten while the water boils.
i gave her some advice on an idiotic script.	It's that old familiar story, you help a timid little soul across a crowded street.  She turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money.
i'll say.  this is solid gold.	I gave her some advice on an idiotic script.
oh, that.  it's from a friend of mine.  a middle-aged lady, very foolish and very generous.	I'll say.  This is solid gold.
i'm sorry.  i don't usually read private cigarette cases.	Oh, that.  It's from a friend of mine.  A middle-aged lady, very foolish and very generous.
who's who?	I'm sorry.  I don't usually read private cigarette cases.
who's norma?	Who's who?
constantly.  no, in all serious- ness, it's really good.  it's fun writing again.  i'm happy here, honest i am.	Who's Norma?
don't you sometimes hate yourself?	Constantly.  No, in all serious- ness, it's really good.  It's fun writing again.  I'm happy here, honest I am.
sure.  especially with lots of music underneath, drowning it out.	Don't you sometimes hate yourself?
it will?	Sure.  Especially with lots of music underneath, drowning it out.
i mean this is good dialogue along in here.  it'll play.	It will?
what's good about it?  i miss him something fierce.	I mean this is good dialogue along in here.  It'll play.
good.	What's good about it?  I miss him something fierce.
oh, you --	And here's a title: AN APPLE FOR THE TEACHER.
so do i.	Came  on back.  Let me show you where it fits in.
are you kidding? because i think it's good.	So do I.
and don't make it too dreary.  how about this for a situation: she teaches daytimes.  he teaches at night.  right?  they don't even know each other, but they share the same room.  it's cheaper that way.  as a matter of fact, they sleep in the same bed -- in shifts, of oourse.	Are you kidding? Because I think it's good.
honest to goodness, i hate you.	And don't make it too dreary.  How about this for a situation: she teaches daytimes.  He teaches at night.  Right?  They don't even know each other, but they share the same room.  It's cheaper that way.  As a matter of fact, they sleep in the same bed -- in shifts, of oourse.
you're on your own.  stop being chicken-hearted and write that story.	Honest to goodness, I hate you.
you're tough, all right.	You're on your own.  Stop being chicken-hearted and write that story.
look, betty, it can't be done. it's out.	You're tough, all right.
nobody can be that busy.	Look, Betty, It can't be done. It's out.
it's just impossible.	Nobody can be that busy.
i think so.  they're on location in arizona, shooting a western. i'm free every evening, every week- end.  if you want, we could work at your place.	It's just impossible.
good for you.  you've got yourself the best guy in town.	I think so.  They're on location in Arizona, shooting a Western. I'm free every evening, every week- end.  If you want, we could work at your place.
we're engaged.	Good for you.  You've got yourself the best guy in town.
what has artie to do with it.	We're engaged.
couldn't we work in the evenings? six o'clock in the morning? this next month i'm completely at your disposal.  artie is out of town.	What has Artie to do with it.
i'm all tied up.  i can't.	Couldn't we work in the evenings? Six o'clock in the morning? This next month I'm completely at your disposal.  Artie is out of town.
i'm not good enough to write it alone.  we'll have to do it together.	I'm all tied up.  I can't.
sorry.  it's your baby now.	I'm not good enough to write it alone.  We'll have to do it together.
i'll make it short.	Sorry.  It's your baby now.
look, if you don't mind, i haven't got time to listen to the whole plot ...	I'll make it short.
now i see her teaching day classes while he teaches night school.  the first time they meet ...	Look, if you don't mind, I haven't got time to listen to the whole plot ...
check.	Now I see her teaching day classes while he teaches night school.  The first time they meet ...
this story is about teachers -- their threadbare lives, their struggles.  here are people doing the most important job in the world, and they have to wprry about getting enough money to re-sole their shoes.  to me it can be as exciting as any chase, any gunplay.	Check.
psychopaths sell like hotcakes.	This story is about teachers -- their threadbare lives, their struggles.  Here are people doing the most important job in the world, and they have to wprry about getting enough money to re-sole their shoes.  To me it can be as exciting as any chase, any gunplay.
see if they make sense.  to begin with, i think you should throw out all that psychological stuff -- exploring a killer's sick mind.	Psychopaths sell like hotcakes.
what about all those ideas you had?	See if they make sense.  To begin with, I think you should throw out all that psychological stuff -- exploring a killer's sick mind.
you know, i'd take you up on that in a minute.  i'm just not good enough to do it all by myself.	What about all those ideas you had?
if you get a hundred thousand for it, you buy me a box of chocolate creams.  if you get an oscar, i get the left foot.	You know, I'd take you up on that in a minute.  I'm just not good enough to do it all by myself.
why should you do that?	If you get a hundred thousand for it, you buy me a box of chocolate creams.  If you get an Oscar, I get the left foot.
i mean it.  it's no good to me anyway.  help yourself.	Why should you do that?
just so you don't think i'm a complete swine -- if there's anything in dark windows you can use, take it.  it's all yours.	Well, for heaven's sake!
you sure have.	So long.
sorry if i crossed you up.	You sure have.
it's not your career -- it's mine. i kind of hoped to get in on this deal.  i don't want to be a reader all my life.  i want to write.	Sorry if I crossed you up.
i tell you this is half sold.	As a matter of fact.  I've given up writing altogether.
sorry, miss schaefer, but i've given up writing on spec.	I tell you this is half sold.
i was afraid of that.	I've got twenty pages of notes. I've got a pretty good character for the man.
where's the story? i bluffed it out with a few notions of my own. it's really just a springboard. it needs work.	I was afraid of that.
o.k.  where's the cash?	Where's the story? I bluffed it out with a few notions of my own. It's really just a springboard. It needs work.
into what? a lampshade?	Into something for Barbara Stan- wyck.  They have a commitment with Barbara Stanwyck.
he thinks it could be made into something.	Into what? A lampshade?
you did?	He thinks it could be made into something.
dark windows.  i got him all hopped up about it.	You did?
what teacher?	Dark Windows.  I got him all hopped up about it.
sheldrake likes that angle about the teacher.	What teacher?
is that so? what's the wonderful news?	Sheldrake likes that angle about the teacher.
i called your agent.  i called the screen writers guild.  finally your old apartment gave me some crestview number.  there was always somebody with an accent growling at me.  you were not there.  you were not to be spoken to.  they never heard of you.	Is that so? What's the wonderful news?
i haven't been keeping myself at all.  not lately.	I called your agent.  I called the Screen Writers Guild.  Finally your old apartment gave me some Crestview number.  There was always somebody with an accent growling at me.  You were not there.  You were not to be spoken to.  They never heard of you.
stop it, artie, will you?  where have you been keeping your- self? i've got the most wonderful news for you.	I haven't been keeping myself at all.  Not lately.
hello, artie.  good evening, miss schaefer.	You don't know how glad I am to see youl
with a wildly beating heart.	Life can be beautiful!
you'll be waiting for me?	With a wildly beating heart.
you won't.  i'll get us a refill of this awful stuff.	You'll be waiting for me?
o.k.  i find i'm terribly afraid of losing you.	You won't.  I'll get us a refill of this awful stuff.
no, phillip, no.  we must be strong.  you're still wearing the uniform of the coldstream guards!  furthermore, you can have the phone now.	O.K.  I find I'm terribly afraid of losing you.
hungry? after twelve years in the burmese jungle.  i am starving, lady agatha -- starving for a white shoulder --	Phillip, you're mad!
are you hungry?	Hungry? After twelve years in the Burmese jungle.  I am starving, Lady Agatha -- starving for a white shoulder --
how about capturing the kitchen and barricading the door?	Are you hungry?
we could make some paper boats and have a regatta.  or should we just turn on the shower?	How about capturing the kitchen and barricading the door?
well....	We could make some paper boats and have a regatta.  Or should we just turn on the shower?
as for instance?	Well....
i've got some ideas myself.  one of them being this is new year's eve.  how about living it up a little?	As for instance?
i'm serious.  i've got a few ideas.	I've got some ideas myself.  One of them being this is New Year's Eve.  How about living it up a little?
want me to start right now? maybe there's some paper around.	I'm serious.  I've got a few ideas.
drop that attitude.  here's some- thing really worth while.	Want me to start right now? Maybe there's some paper around.
who wants true? who wants moving?	Drop that attitude.  Here's some- thing really worth while.
maybe that's why it's good. it's true, it's moving.  now why don't you use that character...	Who wants true? Who wants moving?
i had a teacher like that once.	Maybe that's why it's good. It's true, it's moving.  Now why don't you use that character...
the flashback in the courtroom, when she tells about being a school teacher.	I had a teacher like that once.
now if i got you correctly, there was a short stretch of my fiction you found worthy of notice.	The flashback in the courtroom, when she tells about being a school teacher.
is there someplace we can talk?	How about the Rainbow Room?
except for about six pages. you've got a flashback there ...	Is there someplace we can talk?
thank you.	Except for about six pages. You've got a flashback there ...
i didn't.	Thank you.
dark windows.  how did you like it?	I didn't.
there's one called....window... something with a window.	Dark Windows.  How did you like it?
why, you sweet kid.	There's one called....Window... something with a window.
i felt a little guilty, so i got out some of your old stories.	Why, you sweet kid.
what for? to recover that knife you stuck in my back?	I felt a little guilty, so I got out some of your old stories.
i've been hoping to run into you.	What for? To recover that knife you stuck in my back?
thanks.	I've been hoping to run into you.
you forgot this.	Thanks.
hurt feelings department.	About that luggage.  Where's the phone?
let me help you.  betty schaeter, sheldrake's office.	Sure.  Bases Loaded.
that was last year.  this year i'm trying to earn a living.	So you take Plot 27-A, make it glossy, make it slick --
perhaps the reason i hated bases loaded is that i knew your name. i'd always heard you had some talent.	That was last year.  This year I'm trying to earn a living.
i'm sorry, mr. gillis, but i just don't think it's any good. i found it flat and banal.	Exactly what kind of material do you recommend?  James Joyce? Dostoosvsky?
if i could be of any help...	I'm sorry, Mr. Gillis, but I just don't think it's any good. I found it flat and banal.
goodbye, young fellow.  we'll see what we can do.	I'm not worried.  Everything will be fine.  The old team together. Nothing can stop us.
did you see them? did you see how they came?	You know, crazy things happen in this business.  I hope you haven't lost your sense of humor ...
and if you hadn't been pretty darned interested in that script, he wouldn't have tried to get me on the phone ten times.	Gordon Cole... Look, Norma, I'm in the middle of a rehearsal.  Make yourself comfortable.
gordon cole?	And if you hadn't been pretty darned interested in that script, he wouldn't have tried to get me on the phone ten times.
don't play innocent.  somebody named gordon cole.	Gordon Cole?
what assistant?	Don't play innocent.  Somebody named Gordon Cole.
then you could have picked up the phone yourself instead of leaving it to one of your assistants.	What assistant?
yes, i did.	Then you could have picked up the phone yourself instead of leaving it to one of your assistants.
that's no excuse.  you read the script, didn't you?	Yes, I did.
i'm pretty busy, as you can see...	That's no excuse.  You read the script, didn't you?
you'd better.  i'm very angry.	I'm pretty busy, as you can see...
norma, i want to apologize for not calling you.	You'd better.  I'm very angry.
lots of people were.  lindbergh had just landed in paris.  come on in.	Norma, I want to apologize for not calling you.
last time i saw you was someplace very gay.  i remember waving to you. i was dancing on a table.	Lots of people were.  Lindbergh had just landed in Paris.  Come on in.
hello, mr. demille.	Last time I saw you was someplace very gay.  I remember waving to you. I was dancing on a table.
hello, young fellow.	Hello, Mr. deMille.
nothing would thrill me more -- if it were possible.	But remember, darling -- I don't work before ten in the morning, and never after 4:30 in the afternoon.
i don't care about the money. i just want to work again.  you don't know what it means to know that you want me.	Nothing would thrill me more -- if it were possible.
it's got a lot of good things.  of course, it would be an expensive picture...	I don't care about the money. I just want to work again.  You don't know what it means to know that you want me.
it's a good script, isn't it?	It's got a lot of good things.  Of course, it would be an expensive picture...
that's what i want to talk to you about.	It's a good script, isn't it?
we'll be working again, won't we, chief? we'll make our greatest picture.	That's what I want to talk to you about.
we've missed you too, dear.	We'll be working again, won't we, Chief? We'll make our greatest picture.
nothing.  i just didn't realize what it would be like to come back to the old studio.  i had no idea how i'd missed it.	We've missed you too, dear.
what's the matter, norma?	Nothing.  I just didn't realize what it would be like to come back to the old studio.  I had no idea how I'd missed it.
goodbye.  norma.	No one leaves a star.  That makes one a star.
i'm the greatest star of them all.	Goodbye.  Norma.
norma, grow up.  you're a woman of fifty.  there's nothing tragic about being fifty - not unless you try to be twenty-five.	I'm the greatest star of them all.
you heard him.  i'm a star!	Norma, grow up.  You're a woman of fifty.  There's nothing tragic about being fifty - not unless you try to be twenty-five.
you tell her, max.  come on, do her that favor.  tell her there isn't going to be any picture -- there aren't any fan letters, except the ones you write yourself.	That isn't true! Max?
that's a lie!  they want me, they want me!  i get letters every day!	You tell her, Max.  Come on, do her that favor.  Tell her there isn't going to be any picture -- there aren't any fan letters, except the ones you write yourself.
de mille didn't have the heart to tell you.  none of us has had the heart.	That's a lie!  They want me, they want me!  I get letters every day!
wanted what?	De Mille didn't have the heart to tell you.  None of us has had the heart.
he was trying to spare your feelings. the studio wanted to rent your car.	Wanted what?
what about the studio? what about de mille?	He was trying to spare your feelings. The studio wanted to rent your car.
no, they don't.	What about the studio? What about De Mille?
that's a lie!  they still want me!	No, they don't.
wake up, norma.  you'd be killing yourself to an empty house.  the audience left twenty years ago. now face it.	That's a lie!  They still want me!
you don't care.  do you?  but hundreds of thousands of people will carel	Wake up, Norma.  You'd be killing yourself to an empty house.  The audience left twenty years ago. Now face it.
oh.  sure -- if it would make a good scene.	You don't care.  do you?  But hundreds of thousands of people will carel
see, you didn't believe me!.. now i suppose you don't think i have the courage!	Oh.  sure -- if it would make a good scene.
you think i made that up about the gun...	See, you didn't believe me!.. Now I suppose you don't think I have the courage!
that's between you and yourself, norma.	You think I made that up about the gun...
you can't do this!  max!  max! ... i can't face life without you, and i'm not afraid to die, you know.	That's between you and yourself, Norma.
norma, you'd be throwing it away. i don't qualify for the job, not any more.	You can't do this!  Max!  Max! ... I can't face life without you, and I'm not afraid to die, you know.
these are nothing.  you can have anything you want if you'll only stay.  what is it you want -- money?	Norma, you'd be throwing it away. I don't qualify for the job, not any more.
and i'd take it in a second, norma -- only it's a little too dressy for sitting behind the copy desk in dayton, ohio.	These are nothing.  You can have anything you want if you'll only stay.  What is it you want -- money?
it's yours, joe.  i gave it to you.	And I'd take it in a second, Norma -- only it's a little too dressy for sitting behind the copy desk in Dayton, Ohio.
the rest of the jewelry is in the top drawer.	It's yours, Joe.  I gave it to you.
max is a good idea.  he can help with my luggage.  thanks for letting me wear the handsome wardrobe.  and thanks for the use of all the trinkets.	The rest of the jewelry is in the top drawer.
no, you're not.  max! max!	Max is a good idea.  He can help with my luggage.  Thanks for letting me wear the handsome wardrobe.  And thanks for the use of all the trinkets.
yes, i am, norma.	No, you're not.  Max! Max!
what are you doing, joe?  what are you doing?  you're not leaving me?	Yes, I am, Norma.
i haven't done anything, norma.	Of course you haven't.  I wouldn't let you.
of course not, joe.  it's just that i don't want to be left alone. not now, while i'm under this terrible strain.  my nerves are being torn apart.  all i ask is for you to be a little patient and a little kind.	I haven't done anything, Norma.
all right, i drove to the beach. norma, you don't want me to feel i'm locked up in this house?	Of course not, Joe.  It's just that I don't want to be left alone. Not now, while I'm under this terrible strain.  My nerves are being torn apart.  All I ask is for you to be a little patient and a little kind.
no you didn't.  you took the car.	All right, I drove to the beach. Norma, you don't want me to feel I'm locked up in this house?
i went for a walk.	No you didn't.  You took the car.
i just happen to know it.  i had a nightmare and i screamed for you.  you weren't here.  where were you?	I went for a walk.
why do you say that?	I just happen to know it.  I had a nightmare and I screamed for you.  You weren't here.  Where were you?
you went out last night, didn't you, joe?	Why do you say that?
i think i'll read a little.	You went out last night, didn't you, Joe?
you'd better get to bed yourself.	I think I'll read a little.
good.	You'd better get to bed yourself.
i was a little worried about the line of my throat.  this woman has done wonders with it.	Good.
good.	I was a little worried about the line of my throat.  This woman has done wonders with it.
i've lost half a pound since tuesday.	Good.
good night.	I've lost half a pound since Tuesday.
i just came to say good night. i don't want you to see me -- i'm not very attractive.	Good night.
yes, norma.	I just came to say good night. I don't want you to see me -- I'm not very attractive.
don't turn around.  keep your eyes on the book.	Yes, Norma.
he must be quite a guy.	He'a a shrewd old fox.  He can smell box office.  Only I'm going to outfox him a litt1e.  This isn't going to be C. B. deMille's Salome. It's going to be Norma Desmond's Salome, a Norma Desmond Production, starring Norma Desmond...Home, Max.
it couldn't have gone better. it's practically set.  of course, he has to finish this picture first, but mine will be his next.	He must be quite a guy.
how did it go?	It couldn't have gone better. It's practically set.  Of course, he has to finish this picture first, but mine will be his next.
i don't think so.  it's your script.  it's your show. good luck.	Thank you, darling.
don't you want to come along, darling?	I don't think so.  It's your script.  It's your show. Good luck.
maybe demille is shooting.	I know that trick! He wants to belittle me.  He's trying to get my price down.  I've waited twenty years for this call.  Now Mr. deMille can wait till I'm good and ready.
how do you like that? we've made twelve pictures together. his greatest successes.	Maybe deMille is shooting.
nothing is the matter.  i'm having a great time.  show me some more.	All right.  Give me this.  I need it for a moustache.  Now close your eyes.
i can still see myself in the line: bebe daniels, marie prevost, mabel normand ... mabel was always stepping on my feet ...what's the matter with you, darling?  why are you so glum?	Nothing is the matter.  I'm having a great time.  Show me some more.
where are my cigarettes?	Where are your...?
i ran into some people i knew.	Where are my cigarettes?
what on earth, darling? it took you hours.	I ran into some people I knew.
pull up at the drugstore, will you, max.  i'll get you some.	You're a darling.
they're awful.  they make me cough.	Pull up at the drugstore, will you, Max.  I'll get you some.
have one of mine.	They're awful.  They make me cough.
when did he say it, norma?	So he said it quite a few years ago.  So what?  I never looked better in my life.  Do you know why?  Because I've never been as happy in my life.
i'm not just selling the script. i'm selling me.  demille always said i was his greatest star.	When did he say it, Norma?
i hope you realize, norma, that scripts don't sell on astrologers' charts.	I'm not just selling the script. I'm selling me.  DeMille always said I was his greatest star.
demille is leo.  i'm scorpio. mars has been transmitting jupiter for weeks.  today is the day of greatest conjuction. now turn around.  let me dry you.	I hope you realize, Norma, that scripts don't sell on astrologers' charts.
did she read the script?	DeMille is Leo.  I'm Scorpio. Mars has been transmitting Jupiter for weeks.  Today is the day of greatest conjuction. Now turn around.  Let me dry you.
this is the right day.	Did she read the script?
you're really going to send it to de mille?	This is the right day.
not until you promise to act like a sensible human being.	I'll do it again, I'll do it again, I'll do it again!
why don't you just say thank you and go, go, go --	Not until you promise to act like a sensible human being.
look, i was making that up because i thought the whole thing was a mistake.  i didn't want to hurt you. you've been good to me.  you're the only person in this stinking town that has been good to me.	Why don't you just say thank you and go, go, go --
go away.  go to that girl of yours.	Look, I was making that up because I thought the whole thing was a mistake.  I didn't want to hurt you. You've been good to me.  You're the only person in this stinking town that has been good to me.
great stars have great pride.	Go away.  Go to that girl of yours.
it sure would have made attractive headlines: great star kills her- self for unknown writer.	Great stars have great pride.
to fall in love with you -- that was the idiotic thing.	It sure would have made attractive headlines: Great Star Kills Her- self for Unknown Writer.
what kind of a silly thing was that to do?	To fall in love with you -- that was the idiotic thing.
go away.	What kind of a silly thing was that to do?
why not? what i'm trying to say is that i'm all wrong for you. you want a valentino -- somebody with polo ponies -- a big shot --	What you're trying to say is that you don't want me to love you.  Is that it?
who? some car hop, or a dress extra?	Why not? What I'm trying to say is that I'm all wrong for you. You want a Valentino -- somebody with polo ponies -- a big shot --
has it ever occurred that i may have a life of my own? that there may be some girl i'm crazy about?	Who? Some car hop, or a dress extra?
what right? do you want me to tell you?	Has it ever occurred that I may have a life of my own? That there may be some girl I'm crazy about?
what right do you have to take me for granted?	What right? Do you want me to tell you?
what's the matter with you?	What right do you have to take me for granted?
cut out that us business.	What's the matter with you?
i own three blocks downtown. i have oil in bakersfield -- pumping, pumping, pumping. what's it for but to buy us anything we want.	Cut out that us business.
keep it.	I own three blocks downtown. I have oil in Bakersfield -- pumping, pumping, pumping. What's it for but to buy us anything we want.
shut up.  i'm rich.  i'm richer than all this new hollywood trash. i've got a million dollars.	Keep it.
norma, i can't take it.  you've bought me enough.	Shut up.  I'm rich.  I'm richer than all this new Hollywood trash. I've got a million dollars.
"mad about the boy."	Norma, I can't take it.  You've bought me enough.
what are the notes?	"Mad about the boy."
what's that?	I'm in love with you.  Don't you know that? I've been in love with you all along.
is it funny that i'm in love with you?	What's that?
a little.	Is it funny that I'm in love with you?
you think this is all very funny.	A little.
come midnight, how about blind- folding the orchestra and smash- ing champagne glasses on max's head?	You think this is all very funny.
hold me tighter.	Come midnight, how about blind- folding the orchestra and smash- ing champagne glasses on Max's head?
i understand some rich guy bought up all the tickets for a perfor- mance at the metropolitan and sat there listening to la traviata, all by himself.  he was afraid of catching cold.	Hold me tighter.
there are no other guests.  we don't want to share this night with other people.  this is for you and me.	I understand some rich guy bought up all the tickets for a perfor- mance at the Metropolitan and sat there listening to La Traviata, all by himself.  He was afraid of catching cold.
the other guests?	There are no other guests.  We don't want to share this night with other people.  This is for you and me.
who?	The other guests?
it's a quarter past ten.  what time are they supposed to get here?	Who?
it's those feathers.  they tickle.	It's a quarter past ten.  What time are they supposed to get here?
don't bend back like that.	It's those feathers.  They tickle.
just follow me.	Don't bend back like that.
not on the same floor with valentino!	Just follow me.
shouldn't we wait for the others?	Careful, it's slippery.  I had it waxed.
cute.  let's have some drinks.	Shouldn't we wait for the others?
now, i'm not going to wear ear- rings, i can tell you that.	Cute.  Let's have some drinks.
i don't like those studs they've sent.  i want you to have pearls. nice big pearls.	Now, I'm not going to wear ear- rings, I can tell you that.
you know, to me dressing up was always just putting on my dark blue suit.	I don't like those studs they've sent.  I want you to have pearls. Nice big pearls.
come here!	You know, to me dressing up was always just putting on my dark blue suit.
all padding.  don't let it fool you.	Come here!
tails.  that's ridiculous.	You'll need them for parties. You'll need them for New Year's Eve.  Where are your evening clothes?
of course you do.  a tuxedo and tails.	Tails.  That's ridiculous.
i don't need a tuxedo.	Of course you do.  A tuxedo and tails.
how about some evening clothes?	I don't need a tuxedo.
i don't need any clothes, and i certainly don't want you buy- ing them for --	Why begrudge me a little fun? I just want you to look nice, my stray little boy.
nothing, if you work in a fill- ing station.  and i'm getting rather bored with that sport jacket, and those same baggy pants.  max, what's a good men's shop in town?  the very best... well, go there !	I don't need any clothes, and I certainly don't want you buy- ing them for --
what's wrong with it?	Nothing, if you work in a fill- ing station.  And I'm getting rather bored with that sport jacket, and those same baggy pants.  Max, what's a good men's shop in town?  The very best... Well, go there !
that's a dreadful shirt you're wearing.	What's wrong with It?
it is to me.  that's why i came to this house.  that's why i took this job -- ghost writing!	Now you're being silly.  We don't need two cars.  We have a car.  And not one of thuse cheap new things made of chromium and spit.  An Isotta-Fraschini.  Have you ever heard of Isotta-Fraschinis?  All hand-made.  Cost me twenty-eight thousand dollars.
oh...and i thought it was a matter of life and death.	It is to me.  That's why I came to this house.  That's why I took this job -- ghost writing!
i've lost my car.	Oh...and I thought it was a matter of life and death.
now what is it?  where's the fire?	I've lost my car.
i need some money right now.	Can't you wait till I'm dummy?
please.  now i've forgotten how many spades are out.	I need some money right now.
they've come for my car.	Please.  Now I've forgotten how many spades are out.
not now, my dear.  i'm playing three no trump.	They've come for my car.
i want to talk to you for a minute.	Not now, my dear.  I'm playing three no trump.
they don't?  then why do they still write me fan letters every day. why do they beg me for my photo- graphs?  because they want to see me, me, me!  norma desmond.	Okay.
honestly, it's a little old hat. they don't want that any more.	They don't?  Then why do they still write me fan letters every day. Why do they beg me for my photo- graphs?  Because they want to see me, me, me!  Norma Desmond.
cut away from me?	Honestly, it's a little old hat. They don't want that any more.
the one where you go to the slave market.  you can cut right to the scene where john the baptist -	Cut away from me?
what scene?	The one where you go to the slave market.  You can cut right to the scene where John the Baptist -
just a scene i cut out.	What scene?
what's that?	Just a scene I cut out.
unpack nothing.  i didn't say i was staying.	Suppose you make up your mind. Do you want this job or don't you?
now, now, don't let's be small about such matters.  we won't keep books.  go on, unpack mr. gillis' things.	Unpack nothing.  I didn't say I was staying.
okay.  we'll deduct it from my salary.	Now, now, don't let's be small about such matters.  We won't keep books.  Go on, unpack Mr. Gillis' things.
you proud boy, why didn't you tell me you were having difficulties.	Okay.  We'll deduct it from my salary.
i'm used to paying my own bills.	You proud boy, why didn't you tell me you were having difficulties.
it's all taken care of.  it's all paid for.	I'm used to paying my own bills.
i'll take care of that.	It's all taken care of.  It's all paid for.
you can't work in an apartment where you owe three months' rent.	I'll take care of that.
thanks for the invitation, but i have my own apartment.	You can't work in an apartment where you owe three months' rent.
you'll like it here.	Thanks for the invitation, but I have my own apartment.
look, i'm supposed to fix up your script.  there's nothing in the deal about my staying here.	You'll like it here.
i don't know why you should be so upset.  stop that playing, max.  it seemed like a good idea -- if we are to work together.	Look, I'm supposed to fix up your script.  There's nothing in the deal about my staying here.
you can stay here.	I'll come early tomorrow.
there sure is.	You can stay here.
there's something wrong with your car, you said.	There sure is.
hollywood.  the alto nido apart- ments.	There's something wrong with your car, you said.
where do you live?	Hollywood.  The Alto Nido Apart- ments.
the name is gillis.  i'm single.	Where do you live?
are you married, mr.  -- ?	The name is Gillis.  I'm single.
it's getting kind of late --	Are you married, Mr.  -- ?
oh no.  i couldn't let it out of my house.  you'll have to finish it here.	It's getting kind of late --
maybe i'd better take the rest of the script home and read it -	Oh no.  I couldn't let it out of my house.  You'll have to finish it here.
i wouldn't worry about money. i'll make it worth your while.	Maybe I'd better take the rest of the script home and read it -
you know, i'm pretty expensive. i get five hundred a week.	I wouldn't worry about money. I'll make it worth your while.
i don't care.	You know, I'm pretty expensive. I get five hundred a week.
me?  i'm busy.  just finished one script.  i'm due on another assignment.	I don't care.
i want you to do this work.	Me?  I'm busy.  Just finished one script.  I'm due on another assignment.
thank you.	I want you to do this work.
sagittarius.  i like sagittarians. you can trust them.	Thank you.
december twenty-first.	Sagittarius.  I like Sagittarians. You can trust them.
what month?	December twenty-first.
i don't know.	What month?
who?  i'd have to have somebody i can trust.  when were you born -- i mean, what sign of the zodiac?	I don't know.
of course not.  but it ought to be organized.  just an editing job.  you can find somebody.	Who?  I'd have to have somebody I can trust.  When were you born -- I mean, what sign of the zodiac?
i will not have it butchered.	Of course not.  But it ought to be organized.  Just an editing job.  You can find somebody.
it certainly could use a pair of shears and a blue pencil.	I will not have it butchered.
what for?  i can say anything i want with my eyes.	It certainly could use a pair of shears and a blue pencil.
sure you did.  that's what makes it great.  what it needs is a little more dialogue.	What for?  I can say anything I want with my eyes.
i wrote that with my heart.	Sure you did.  That's what makes it great.  What it needs is a little more dialogue.
maybe it's a little long and maybe there are some repetitions... but you're not a professional writer.	I wrote that with my heart.
of course it is.	Maybe it's a little long and maybe there are some repetitions... but you're not a professional writer.
this is fascinating.	Of course it is.
well?	This is fascinating.
right now?  never let another writer read your stuff.  he may steal it.	I am not afraid.  Read it!
they will love it every place.  read it.  read the scene just before she has him killed!	Right now?  Never let another writer read your stuff.  He may steal it.
they'll love it in pomona.	They will love it every place.  Read it.  Read the scene just before she has him killed!
salome -- what a woman! what a part! the princess in love with a holy man.  she dances the dance of the seven veils.  he rejects her, so she demands his head on a golden tray, kissing his cold, dead lips.	They'll love it in Pomona.
fair enough.	Salome -- what a woman! What a part! The Princess in love with a Holy man.  She dances the Dance of the Seven Veils.  He rejects her, so she demands his head on a golden tray, kissing his cold, dead lips.
i hate that word.  it is a return. a return to the millions of people who have never forgiven me for deserting the screen.	Fair enough.
only asking.  i did't know you were planning a comeback.	I hate that word.  It is a return. A return to the millions of people who have never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
who else ?	Only asking.  I did't know you were planning a comeback.
and you'll play salome?	Who else ?
we've made a lot of pictures together.	And you'll play Salome?
uh-huh.	We've made a lot of pictures together.
it's the story or salome.  i think i'll have demille direct it.	Uh-huh.
looks like enough for six impor- tant pictures.	It's the story or Salome.  I think I'll have DeMille direct it.
this is to be a very important picture.  i have written it myself.  took me years.	Looks like enough for six impor- tant pictures.
depends on what it is -- a donald duck or joan or arc.	This is to be a very important picture.  I have written it myself.  Took me years.
how long is a movie script these days?  i mean, how many pages?	Depends on what it is -- a Donald Duck or Joan or Arc.
or teach it a better tune.	How long is a movie script these days?  I mean, how many pages?
the wind gets in that blasted pipe organ.  i ought to have it taken out.	Or teach it a better tune.
and you have written pictures, haven't you?	Sure have.  The last one I wrote was about cattle rustlers. Before they were through with it, the whole thing played on a torpedo boat.
i think that's what it says on my driver's license.	And you have written pictures, haven't you?
are you or aren't you?	I think that's what it says on my driver's license.
why?	Are you or aren't you?
you're a writer, you said.	Why?
yeah?	You're a writer, you said.
just a minute, you!	Yeah?
ssh! you'll wake up that monkey.	Get out!
you are! writing words, words! you've made a rope of words and strangled this businessl but there is a microphone right there to catch the last gurgles, and technicolor to photograph the red, swollen tongue!	Ssh! You'll wake up that monkey.
don't get sore at me.  i'm not an executive.  i'm just a writer.	You are! Writing words, words! You've made a rope of words and strangled this businessl But there is a microphone right there to catch the last gurgles, and Technicolor to photograph the red, swollen tongue!
look at them in the front offices -- the master minds! they took the idols and smashed them.  the fairbankses and the chaplins and the gilberts and the valentinos. and who have they got now?  some nobodies -- a lot of pale little frogs croaking pish-poshl	Don't get sore at me.  I'm not an executive.  I'm just a writer.
that's where the popcorn business comes in.  you buy yourself a bag and plug up your ears.	Look at them in the front offices -- the master minds! They took the idols and smashed them.  The Fairbankses and the Chaplins and the Gilberts and the Valentinos. And who have they got now?  Some nobodies -- a lot of pale little frogs croaking pish-poshl
they're dead.  they're finished. there was a time when this busi- ness had the eyes of the whole wide world.  but that wasn't good enough.  oh, nol they wanted the ears of the world, too.  so they opened their big mouths, and out came talk, talk, talk...	That's where the popcorn business comes in.  You buy yourself a bag and plug up your ears.
i knew there was something wrong with them.	They're dead.  They're finished. There was a time when this busi- ness had the eyes of the whole wide world.  But that wasn't good enough.  Oh, nol They wanted the ears of the world, too.  So they opened their big mouths, and out came talk, talk, talk...
i am big.  it's the pictures that got small.	I knew there was something wrong with them.
i know your face.  you're norma desmond.  you used to be in pictures.  you used to be big.	I am big.  It's the pictures that got small.
or shall i call my servant?	I know your face.  You're Norma Desmond.  You used to be in pictures.  You used to be big.
sure.  wait a minute -- haven't i seen you -- ?	Or shall I call my servant?
get out.	Sure.  Wait a minute -- haven't I seen you -- ?
i'm sorry, and i'm sorry you lost your friend, and i don't think red is the right color.	Get out.
it is not.  get out.	I'm sorry, and I'm sorry you lost your friend, and I don't think red is the right color.
i had some trouble with my car. flat tire.  i pulled into your garage till i could get a spare. i thought this was an empty house.	It is not.  Get out.
lady.  you've got the wrong man.	I had some trouble with my car. Flat tire.  I pulled into your garage till I could get a spare. I thought this was an empty house.
how much will it be?  i warn you - don't give me a fancy price just because i'm rich.	Lady.  you've got the wrong man.
i wouldn't know.	I don't care anyway.  I want the coffin to be white.  And I want it specially lined with satin. White, or deep pink.
and she's turned you into a servant.	It was I who asked to come back, humiliating as it may seem.  I could have gone on witn my career, only I found everything unendur- able arter she divorced me.  You see, I was her rirst husband.
i directed all her early pictures. there were three young directors who showed promise in those days: d.w. grirrith, c.b. demille, and max von mayerling.	And she's turned you into a servant.
you made her a star?	I directed all her early pictures. There were three young directors who showed promise in those days: D.W. Grirrith, C.B. deMille, and Max von Mayerling.
she never will.  that is my job. it has been for a long time.  you must understand i discovered her when she was eighteen.  i made her a star.  i cannot let her be destroyed.	You made her a star?
sure you are.  and we're not help- ing her any, feeding her lies and more lies.  getting herself ready for a pioture ...  what happens when she finds out?	She never will.  That is my job. It has been for a long time.  You must understand I discovered her when she was eighteen.  I made her a star.  I cannot let her be destroyed.
it's just that i'm very worried about madame.	Sure you are.  And we're not help- ing her any, feeding her lies and more lies.  Getting herself ready for a pioture ...  What happens when she finds out?
why don't you? i'm writing a script and i'm dying to finish it, no matter what.	It's just that I'm very worried about Madame.
i'm not inquiring where mr. gillis goes every night...	Why don't you? I'm writing a script and I'm dying to finish it, no matter what.
how about my going up the kitchen stairs and undressing in the dark. will that do it?	I'm not inquiring where Mr. Gillis goes every night...
you must be very careful as you cross the patio.  madame may be watching.	How about my going up the kitchen stairs and undressing in the dark. Will that do it?
what is it, max? want to wash the car, or are you doing a little spying in your off hours?	You must be very careful as you cross the patio.  Madame may be watching.
i just found out why all those tele- phone calls.  it is not miss desmond they want.  it is the car they want to rent.	What?
what's the matter, max?	I just found out why all those tele- phone calls.  It is not Miss Desmond they want.  It is the car they want to rent.
that didn't leave much for wallace reid.	He had a great big bungalow on wheels.  I had the upstairs.  See where it says 'Readers' Department'? I remember my walls were covered with black patent leather...
you see those offices there, mr. gillis? they used to be her dressing room, the whole row.	That didn't leave much for Wallace Reid.
mr. gillis, if you please.	Right with you.
how is she?	She is upstairs.
no, i haven't.  i suppose all the waxworks are coming?	I don't know, sir.  Madame made the arrangements.
i'd better press your evening clothes, sir.  you have not for- gotten madame's new year's party.	No, I haven't.  I suppose all the waxworks are coming?
you send them.  is that it, max?	I'd better press your evening clothes, sir.  You have not for- gotten Madame's New Year's party.
i wouldn't look too closely at the postmarks.	You send them.  Is that it, Max?
why?  her career?  she got enough out of it.  she's not forgotten. she still gets those fan letters.	I wouldn't look too closely at the postmarks.
we have to be very careful.  no sleeping pills, no razor blades. we shut off the gas in her bed- room.	Why?  Her career?  She got enough out of it.  She's not forgotten. She still gets those fan letters.
uh-huh?	We have to be very careful.  No sleeping pills, no razor blades. We shut off the gas in her bed- room.
madame's doctor.  she has moments of melancholy.  there have been some suicide attempts.	Uh-huh?
what doctor?	Madame's doctor.  She has moments of melancholy.  There have been some suicide attempts.
the doctor suggested it.	What doctor?
how come?	The doctor suggested it.
there are no locks anywhere in this house.	How come?
hey, what's this with the door? there isn't any lock.	There are no locks anywhere in this house.
whose room was this?	It was the room of the husband. Or of the husbands, I should say. Madame has been married three times.
good.	They found your car in the garage.  They are going to tow it away.
that's what i told them.	Good.
i'm not here.	That's what I told them.
some men are here.  they asked for you.	I'm not here.
why are you so upset?  is there anything missing?	Who said you could?  Who asked you to?
is that so!	Why are you so upset?  Is there anything missing?
naturally.  i brought them myself.	Is that so!
i'm talking to you.  my clothes and things are up in the room.	Naturally.  I brought them myself.
i sure turned into an interesting driveway.	You did, sir. GILLIS' VOICE He goes out.  Gillis     I pegged him as slightly looks after him, hangs   cuckoo, too.  A stroke maybe. his coat over a chair,   Come to think of it, the walks over to the win-   whole place seemed to have dow, pulls down the      been stricken with a kind of rickety Venetian blind.  creeping paralysis, out of As he does so, he looks  beat with the rest of the down at:                 world, crumbling apart in slow motion ...
she was the greatest.  you wouldn't know.  you are too young.  in one week she got seventeen thousand fan letters.  men would bribe her mani- curist to get clippings from her fingernails.  there was a maharajah who came all the way from hyderabad to get one of her stockings.  later, he strangled himself with it.	I sure turned into an interesting driveway.
thanks.  say, she's quite a character, that norma desmond.	She was the greatest.  You wouldn't know.  You are too young.  In one week she got seventeen thousand fan letters.  Men would bribe her mani- curist to get clippings from her fingernails.  There was a Maharajah who came all the way from Hyderabad to get one of her stockings.  Later, he strangled himself with it.
there is the bathroom.  i put in soap and a toothbrush.	Thanks.  Say, she's quite a character, that Norma Desmond.
it will never make house beautiful. i guess it's o.k. for one night.	There is the bathroom.  I put in soap and a toothbrush.
this room has not been used for a long time.	It will never make house Beautiful. I guess it's O.K. for one night.
thanks.  how did you know i was going to stay, this afternoon?	This room has not been used for a long time.
i made your bed this afternoon.	Thanks.  How did you know I was going to stay, this afternoon?
madame is waiting.	For me?  Okay.
suppose you listen just for a minute -	Madame is waiting.
you are not dressed properly.	Dressed for what?
wipe your feet!	You are not dressed properly.
look, maybe i'd better take my car --	Wipe your feet!
go on in.	Look, maybe I'd better take my car --
i just put my car in the garage. i had a blow-out.  i thought --	Go on in.
sure we believe you, only now we want you to believe us.  that car better be back here by noon tomorrow, or there's going to be fireworks.	You say the cutest things.
you don't believe me?  look in the garage.	Sure we believe you, only now we want you to believe us.  That car better be back here by noon tomorrow, or there's going to be fireworks.
had to get away for his health, i suppose.	You don't believe me?  Look in the garage.
i lent it to a friend of mine. he took it up to palm springs.	Had to get away for his health, I suppose.
is that so?	I lent it to a friend of mine. He took it up to Palm Springs.
relax, fans.  the car isn't here.	Is that So?
we've come for the car.	What car?
that's right.	We've come for the car.
joseph c. gillis?	That's right.
could i?  gillis, last year some- body talked me into buying a ranch in the valley.  so i borrowed money from the bank so i could pay for the ranch.  this year i had to mortgage the ranch so i could keep up my life insurance so i could borrow on the insurance so i could pay my income tax.  now if dewey had been elected -	Goodbye, Mr. Sheldrake.
look, mr. sheldrake, could you let me have three hundred bucks yourself, as a personal loan?	Could I?  Gillis, last year some- body talked me into buying a ranch in the valley.  So I borrowed money from the bank so I could pay for the ranch.  This year I had to mortgage the ranch so I could keep up my life insurance so I could borrow on the insurance so I could pay my income tax.  Now if Dewey had been elected -
there's nothing, gillis.  not even if you were a relative.	Look, Mr. Sheldrake, could you let me have three hundred bucks yourself, as a personal loan?
any kind of assignment.  additional dialogue.	There's nothing, Gillis.  Not even if you were a relative.
haven't got a thing.	Any kind of assignment.  Additional Dialogue.
along is no good.  i need it now.	Haven't got a thing.
sure, gillis.  if something should come along -	Along is no good.  I need it now.
you trying to be funny?  -- because i'm all out of laughs.  i'm over a barrel and i need a job.	Sure, Gillis.  If something should come along -
now wait a minute.  if we made it a girls' softball team, put in a few numbers.  might make a cute musical: it happened in the bull pen -- the story of a woman.	You trying to be funny?  -- because I'm all out of laughs.  I'm over a barrel and I need a job.
frankly, no.	Now wait a minute.  If we made it a girls' softball team, put in a few numbers.  Might make a cute musical: It Happened in the Bull Pen -- the story of a Woman.
of course, we're always looking for a betty hutton.  do you see it as a betty hutton?	Frankly, no.
mr. sheldrake, i don't want you to think i thought this was going to win any academy award.	Of course, we're always looking for a Betty Hutton.  Do you see it as a Betty Hutton?
well, seems like zanuck's got himself a baseball picture.	Mr. Sheldrake, I don't want you to think I thought this was going to win any Academy Award.
oh, you're one of the message kids.  just a story won't do. you'd have turned down gone with the wind.	No, that was me.  I said, Who wants to see a Civil War picture?
bases loaded.  there's a 4o-page outline.	Get the Readers' Department and see what they have on Bases Loaded.
got a title?	Bases Loaded.  There's a 4O-page outline.
more or less.  only for the end i've got a gimmick that's real good.	Got a title?
so they tell the kid to throw the world series, or else, huh?	More or less.  Only for the end I've got a gimmick that's real good.
it's about a ball player, a rookie shortstop that's batting 347.  the poor kid was once mixed up in a hold- up.  but he's trying to go straight -- except there's a bunch of gamblers who won't let him.	So they tell the kid to throw the World Series, or else, huh?
all right, gillis.  you've got five minutes.  what's your story about?	It's about a ball player, a rookie shortstop that's batting 347.  The poor kid was once mixed up in a hold- up.  But he's trying to go straight -- except there's a bunch of gamblers who won't let him.
what do you think i've been doing? i need three hundred dollars.	Maybe what you need is another agent.
greatest thing that could happen to you.  now you'll have to sit behind that typewriter.  now you'll have to write.	What do you think I've been doing? I need three hundred dollars.
forget romanoff's.  it's the car i'm talking about.  if i lose my car it's like having my legs out off.	Greatest thing that could happen to you.  Now you'll have to sit behind that typewriter.  Now you'll have to write.
don't you know the finest things in the world have been written on an empty stomach?  once a talent like yours gets into that mocambo- romanoff rut, you're through.	Forget Romanoff's.  It's the car I'm talking about.  If I lose my car it's like having my legs out off.
how's that about your being my friend?	Don't you know the finest things in the world have been written on an empty stomach?  Once a talent like yours gets into that Mocambo- Romanoff rut, you're through.
gillis, get this through your head.  i'm not just your agent. it's not the ten per cent.  i'm your friend.	How's that about your being my friend?
no?	Gillis, get this through your head.  I'm not just your agent. It's not the ten per cent.  I'm your friend.
so you need three hundred dollars? of course, i could give you three hundred dollars.  only i'm not going to.	No?
well, it's one way to get her down stairs.	Okay.  And let's have the car right outside.
did you hate him?  had you ever thought of doing something like this before?	Was theft involved?  Did you catch him trying to steal something, or find he had stolen something?
did the deceased ever threaten you? were you in fear of bodily injury?	Did you hate him?  Had you ever thought of doing something like this before?
had he been trying to blackmail you?	Did the deceased ever threaten you? Were you in fear of bodily injury?
did he have a wife?  did he had a girl friend?  did you know them?	Had he been trying to blackmail you?
this guy -- where did you meet him for the first time?  where did he come from? who is he?	Did he have a wife?  Did he had a girl friend?  Did you know them?
if it was a quarrel, how come you had the gun right there?	This guy -- where did you meet him for the first time?  Where did he come from? Who is he?
was it a sudden quarrel?  had there been any trouble between you before?	If it was a quarrel, how come you had the gun right there?
did you intend to kill him? just answer me that.	Was it a sudden quarrel?  Had there been any trouble between you before?
you do not deny having killed this man, miss desmond?	Did you intend to kill him? Just answer me that.
oh, yes, yes.  they're below, waiting for the princess ... i'm ready.	All right.  Camera!  Action!
this is the staircase of the palace.	Oh, yes, yes.  They're below, waiting for the Princess ... I'm ready.
what is the scene? where am i?	This is the staircase of the palace.
the cameras have arrived, madame.	They have?  Thank you, Max.  Tell Mr. DeMille I will be on the set at once.
cameras? ...what is it, max?	The cameras have arrived, Madame.
if you will pardon me, madame. the shadow over the left eye is not quite balanced.	Thank you, Max.
say that i'm busy, and hang up.	Very good, Madam.
i myself was surprised at mr. de mille's manners.	Say that I'm busy, and hang up.
certainly it's important.  it's important enough for mr. demille to call me personally.  the idea of having an assistant call me!	I myself was surprised at Mr. de Mille's manners.
it is not mr. demille in person. it is someone by the name or gordon cole.  he says it's very important.	Certainly it's important.  It's important enough for Mr. deMille to call me personally.  The idea of having an assistant call me!
now, now do you belive me? i told you demille would jump at it.	It is not Mr. deMille in person. It is someone by the name or Gordon Cole.  He says it's very important.
paramount studios.	Now, now do you belive me? I told you deMille would jump at it.
who?	Paramount studios.
paramount is calling.	Who?
you know better than to interrupt me.	Paramount is calling.
madame is wanted on the telephone.	You know better than to interrupt me.
wait a minute.  i want you to get out the car.  you're going to take the script over to paramount and deliver it to mr. de mille in person.	Yes, Madame.
bring something to drink.	Yes.  Madame.
but what will happen?	The Guardians will be angry. They may even send me to the Phantom Zone. You see, I didn't really have permission to borrow it. I must go explain to them...
it couldn't be helped. the city will have to make do with three.	But what will happen?
but the power source, zaltar.	It couldn't be helped. The city will have to make do with three.
i'm an artist, alura. my work comes first. other people come second.	How can you create beauty...with a selfish heart? The spiky insect-creature flies closer and closer around the little girl's head, buzzing angrily. Her look of delight turns to fear. She tries to shoo the creature away. It flies off toward the thin membrane that encloses the city.
but the phantom zone is for criminals.	It's big. And empty. I'm tired of limiting myself to  Argo City. I want to do something new. I'm starting to repeat myself here with this airy, glittery stuff....
i've discovered a new way into the phantom zone.	But the phantom Zone is for criminals.
you and your husband have been kind to me, alura. i have something to tell you: i'm going away. soon.	But where?
and the first thing we do is get rid of supergirl!	What do you mean we?
at last. ultimate power.	And the first thing we do is get rid of Supergirl!
that little girl? ha.  now go on, get me some tools.	There's no need. I learned the Craft from my       grandmother.
she didn't take it from you, did she?	That little girl? Ha.  Now go on, get me some tools.
i don't feel like it right now.	She didn't take it from you, did she?
sure glad you didn't let make a monkey of you.	Shut up, and get me a hacksaw.
no way. i'm not going to let that little hussy make a monkey out of me.	Is it her that's bothering you--or your gardener?
home?	No way. I'm not going to let that little hussy make a monkey out of me.
whatever you say.	Yes. Whatever I say.  From now on.
i think i'd better keep it.	Whatever you say.
yes, of course, it was foolish of me.	I think I'd better keep it.
next time, remind me to do this out in the yard.	Yes, of course, it was foolish of me.
what do i do?  i don't know her name.	The Naming of Names is not necessary. Just concentrate on her face. Your Shadow will do the rest.
i've been saving it. for the right moment.	That moment is now! What good is a sword unless it be unsheathed? Use it, and no one will dare oppose you again. No one.
yes! you own the coffer of shadow. nothing can withstand its power.	I've been saving it. For the right moment.
am i? still?	Yes! You own the Coffer of Shadow. Nothing can withstand its power.
you can do it. you're the most powerful woman on earth.	Am I? Still?
that's easy for you to say, bianca.	You can do it. You're the most powerful woman on Earth.
eliminate her.	That's easy for you to say, Bianca.
why did she have to show up now?	Eliminate her.
a storm dragon?	No, a super girl.
it's what we were warned about.	A Storm Dragon?
i came as quickly as i could. what is the danger?	It's what we were warned about.
he will be. in about five minutes.	Have fun.
is he your entertainment for tonight?	He will be. In about five minutes.
bianca, try not to be so bloodthirsty when you're at the wheel. ok?	Sorry, mistress.
and then, like great cats---we pounce! and destroy!	Bianca, try not to be so bloodthirsty when you're at the wheel. OK?
we'll bide our time and keep watch. young girls just can't keep a secret. if one of them's up to something--we'll find out.	And then, like great cats---we pounce! And destroy!
drive on. we have already attracted enough attention.	We'll bide our time and keep watch. Young girls just can't keep a secret. If one of them's up to something--we'll find out.
but which one?	Drive on. We have already attracted enough attention.
it must be the girls. one of the girls.	But which one?
softball.	It must be the girls. One of the girls.
oh, fiddlesticks. what could be dangerous about a baseball game?	Softball.
the danger. the one nigel spoke of. it must be near .	Oh, fiddlesticks. What could be dangerous about a baseball game?
what does it mean?	The danger. The one Nigel spoke of. It must be near .
the coffer of shadow. look at it.	What does it mean?
what is it?	The Coffer of Shadow. Look at it.
i said stop, i didn't say run into a brick wall.	What is it?
maybe it was just an accident.	There's no such thing as an accident. Everything has meaning, if you can read the signs.
it's a warning, that's for sure.	Maybe it was just an accident.
is this nigel's doing?	It's a warning, that's for sure.
i'm sorry, but i already promised bianca she could have switzerland. you know how she loves to ski.	No problem. She can have it. I hate mountains.
western europe.	I'm sorry, but I already promised Bianca she could have Switzerland. You know how she loves to ski.
what do you want?	Western Europe.
i don't want much, selena. i have simple tastes.	What do you want?
she's right. they'll string her up.	Do you want to come to Argo City?
no thanks. i have friends in the resistance. they'll vouch for me. i figure i might get a million bucks for my memoirs.	I'll come back as soon as I can.
how do i fight it?	Turn it against her.
it's her shadow-self! her dark side!	How do I fight it?
you've had your fun, selena, the game is over.	She has hostages.
and you can see how you feel about me, right?	Yes.
just one kiss. for old times' sake.	And you can see how you feel about me, right?
what?	Just one kiss. For old times' sake.
before you go...	What?
you'll be safe here. i'll come back as soon as i have the power source.	Before you go...
wait. don't leave me.	You'll be safe here. I'll come back as soon as I have the Power Source.
i can see through walls. i could surprise her. the only thing i can't see through is lead, that's why i didn't see the power source at the amusement park.	Wait. Don't leave me.
in this big old house on orchard avenue---but you better stay away from there.	I can see through walls. I could surprise her. The only thing I can't see through is lead, that's why I didn't see the Power Source at the amusement park.
that's the power source that was lost from argo city! that's what i came: to find! where does she live?	In this big old house on Orchard Avenue---but you better stay away from there.
i know what it is. she has this lead container shaped like a gargoyle. inside there's a silvery ring...	That's the Power Source that was lost from Argo City! That's what I came: to find! Where does she live?
there's something very dangerous about her. something evil...	I know what it is. She has this lead container shaped like a gargoyle. Inside there's a silvery ring...
she'll forget about us eventually.	There's something very dangerous about her. Something evil...
aren't you forgetting about selena?	She'll forget about us eventually.
why not? you're a good-looking girl. and i'm--- available.	Aren't you forgetting about Selena?
are you asking me for a "date"?	Why not? You're a good-looking girl. And I'm--- available.
hey, listen, when all this blows over, maybe we could get together every now and then and see each other. and maybe something might. happen again. what do you think?	Are you asking me for a "date"?
feelings are real. once you've had them, they're yours forever.	Hey, listen, when all this blows over, maybe we could get together every now and then and see each other. And maybe something might. happen again. What do you think?
but what if---it wasn't real?	Feelings are real. Once you've had them, they're yours forever.
i don't see why not.	But what if---it wasn't real?
you think so?	I don't see why not.
and now?	And now...the guitars are out of tune, and the words don't make sense, and somebody unplugged the mike...
what i had before. what's not there now. it's like i woke up and found part of me wasn't there any more: something that made me feel really alive and aware of things. it was like, for the first time in my life, everything fitted together perfectly---you and me and the world around us--like we were a wonderful song...	And now?
miss what?	What I had before. What's not there now. It's like I woke up and found part of me wasn't there any more: something that made me feel really alive and aware of things. It was like, for the first time in my life, everything fitted together perfectly---you and me and the world around us--like we were a wonderful song...
i know i was acting funny---i'm sorry. it's just...i miss it.	Miss what?
it seemed that way to me.	I know I was acting funny---I'm sorry. It's just...I miss it.
i'm not mad at you.	It seemed that way to me.
hello. are you still mad at me?	I'm not mad at you.
hi.	Hello. Are you still mad at me?
that makes it worse.	But I don't understand.
i sort of like what you said.	That makes it worse.
because you remind me of all the dumb things i said.	I sort of like what you said.
but why?	Because you remind me of all the dumb things I said.
away. from you.	But why?
just like that?	Like turning off a light.
i don't love you any more.	Just like that?
what wouldn't last? what's the matter with you?	I don't love you any more.
she said it wouldn't last.	What wouldn't last? What's the matter with you?
great! i'ii build a house-- right over there, with a veranda looking out to sea. and i'll plant a garden! papayas, pineapples, bananas, mangoes--- anything'll grow here. and i'ii fish in the lagoon, and we can go sailing in a dugout canoe, and---	Ethan---when I said 'a while' I meant a couple of hours.
but i have to go back. i brought you here so you'd be safe. from her.	You can't just abandon me.  Alone.
it's paradise . we could be very happy here.	But I have to go back. I brought you here so you'd be safe. From her.
i thought i'd show you one of my favourite places.	It's paradise . We could be very happy here.
is this how?	Terrific.
well...i guess one is all right.	Is this how?
if we wait until we understand everything we'll be dead. come on. you can learn more from one kiss than from years in school.	Well...I guess one is all right.
of course not, but...there are things we don't understand.	If we wait until we understand everything we'll be dead. Come on. You can learn more from one kiss than from years in school.
you're not afraid are you?	Of course not, but...there are things we don't understand.
no.	You're not afraid are you?
let me kiss you.	No.
what's that?	Let me kiss you.
there's one sure way to find out how you feel.	What's that?
of course i don't hate you. i  don't hate anyone.	What do you feel about me?
you don't like me? you hate me?	Of Course I don't hate you. I  don't hate anyone.
all this talk about love, it's silly.	You don't like me? You hate me?
just give me a chance to show how much i love you. love changes everything. love makes everything possib1e.	All this talk about love, it's silly.
we're from different worlds.	Just give me a chance to show how much I love you. Love changes everything. Love makes everything possib1e.
why not ?	We're from different worlds.
we can't do that.	Why not ?
i'll be safe with you. we can stay together the rest of our lives.	We can't do that.
but be reasonable. if i don't do something to stop her she'll try again. and maybe hurt you.	I'll be safe with you. We can stay together the rest of our lives.
i don't want you to go near her. she's bad news.	But be reasonable. If I don't do something to stop her she'll try again. And maybe hurt you.
tell me where i can find her.	I don't want you to go near her. She's bad news.
let's talk about us, not her.	Tell me where I can find her.
ethan, tell me more about this woman who's after you.	Let's talk about us, not her.
i used to work here summers when i was a kid.	Ethan, tell me more about this woman who's after you.
come on, let's ride.	I used to work here summers when I was a kid.
it's not important. the important thing is i'm here to find something and i think you can he1p me.	Come on, let's ride.
i'm sorry, i don't understand.	It's not important. The important thing is I'm here to find something and I think you can he1p me.
no. argo city. it was on a chunk of rock that was part of krypton once---but we moved it to inner space.	I'm sorry, I don't understand.
where superman's from? krypton?	No. Argo City. It was on a chunk of rock that was part of Krypton once---but we moved it to inner space.
yes. it reminds me of home.	Where Superman's from? Krypton?
like it?	Yes. It reminds me of home.
they don't care, they're tearing it down for a shopping centre.	Like it?
are you sure it's all right for us to be here?	They don't care, they're tearing it down for a shopping centre.
this is my favourite place in the city.	Are you sure it's all right for us to be here?
we have to have a long talk about all this.	I know just the place. Hang a left at the Amalgamated Tower.
my angel. my goddess. i feel i've always loved you all my life. i'll die if i can't spend the rest of my life just looking at you, holding you in my arms...	We have to have a long talk about all this.
you love me?	My angel. My goddess. I feel I've always loved you all my life. I'll die if I can't spend the rest of my life just looking at you, holding you in my arms...
that woman who's after me. she hates you. because she knows i love you.	You love me?
who didn't?	That woman who's after me. She hates you. Because she knows I love you.
you're alive! she didn't kill you!	Who didn't?
when can i see, you again ?	Relax. Tomorrow this will all seem like a bad dream. Goodbye.
i have to.	When can I see, you again ?
don't leave me.	I have to.
let me out. i have to talk to you.	Later.
i'm taking you to the hospital.	Let me out. I have to talk to you.
what's happening?	I'm taking you to the hospital.
it's for your own protection.	What's happening?
wait...don't leave me in here...	It's for your own protection.
i did.	Well thanks a pile, fella.
hey, i thought you were gonna mention us upstairs.	I did.
can you get us out? it's all a misunderstanding. we thought they were selling hamburgers in that place.	I'll mention it upstairs.
a little.	Can you get us out? It's all a misunderstanding. We thought they were selling hamburgers in that place.
hmmm?	Remember me? We were in a disaster together.
hey! ethan!	Hmmm?
why the empty cage?	That one was for you. But I thought I'd wait and see how you behave when Supergirl gets here. I'd hate to lose you, Ethan.
well...i guess i can't.	I'm ready for her. I'll show you.
you can't put her out of your mind, is that it?	Well...I guess I can't.
you're a regular einstein, aren't you?	Supergirl?
i don't know. you seem afraid.	You're a regular Einstein, aren't you?
guess! go on.	I don't know. You seem afraid.
they want me. doesn't it make you proud?	Yeah.
you vicious--	Careful, don't make me angry. I start fires when I'm angry.
you've been without water for a whole day. let's see how thirsty you get in a week.	You vicious--
go on,  talk big! i'll soon have you purring like a kitten.	You've been without water for a whole day. Let's see how thirsty you get in a week.
if that worked, you would've done it already. no, you want me to drink it of my own free will. well let me tell you, sweetheart, it'll be a cold day in hell before i fall for that one again.	Go on,  talk big! I'll soon have you purring like a kitten.
i could force you.	If that worked, you would've done it already. No, you want me to drink it of my own free will. Well let me tell you, sweetheart, it'll be a cold day in hell before I fall for that one again.
i'm wise to your tricks, lady.	I could force you.
no!	I never met a man I couldn't have--and you're no different from the rest!
come back to my house. my car's outside.	No!
i don't want your help.	Come back to my house. My car's outside.
this is your problem, right here. this girl's driving you insane, ethan. let me help you.	I don't want your help.
don't think i'm weak, just because i'm a woman. i have power. give in, stop fighting me, ethan. i always get what i want.	Nurse! Help !
nurse!	Don't think I'm weak, just because I'm a woman. I have Power. Give in, stop fighting me, Ethan. I always get what I want.
you can't escape from me that easily. i'm afraid you don't know who i am.	Nurse!
nurse! nurse!	You can't escape from me that easily. I'm afraid you don't know who I am.
but she is real, it wasn't just a concussion.	Forget her, you're mine. I saw you first.
yes, yes i saw the whole thing. how could you be interested in that puny little girl?	But she is real, it wasn't just a concussion.
why should i believe you?	It's the truth. In twenty-four hours you'll forget all about that girl.
this "love" of yours will soon wear off. i gave you a temporary love potion.	Why should I believe you?
i know it.	This "love" of yours will soon wear off. I gave you a temporary love potion.
and you think you're in love.	I know it.
they think i have a concussion.	And you think you're in love.
what an adorable hat.	They think I have a concussion.
oh no, not you again.	What an adorable hat.
to us. and to the seeds we'll plant together.	I'll drink to that.
well, just one.	To us. And to the seeds we'll plant together.
a passionfruit smoothee.	Well, just one.
what is it?	A passionfruit smoothee.
what's that big black scar on the ground? like a fire.	Oh, you know how parties are. Always some damage.
i bet they do.	What's that big black scar on the ground? Like a fire.
i have a lot of repeat business. people seem to like my service.	I bet they do.
you must be very popular in the neighborhood. i always see your truck parked around.	I have a lot of repeat business. People seem to like my service.
come in, have a drink, we'll talk.	You must be very popular in the neighborhood. I always see your truck parked around.
well, there's several ways to go .	Come in, have a drink, we'll talk.
finished your estimate?	Well, there's several ways to go .
what about my proposal?	Call me next week. Maybe we can have lunch.
i've got things to do.	What about my proposal?
hey, where you going?	I've got things to do.
marry me, selena. the hardware store doesn't bring in much now, but...	George---I thought you'd never ask.
why george, are you proposing?	Marry me, Selena. The hardware store doesn't bring in much now, but...
selena, i've been thinking. it's time i settled down---and i don't know a nicer lady to settle down with than you.	Why George, are you proposing?
better eat it quick. it won't look too pretty when it's all covered with ants.	Selena, I've been thinking. It's time I settled down---and I don't know a nicer lady to settle down with than you.
you sure are a good cook, selena. man, that looks too pretty to eat.	Better eat it quick. It won't look too pretty when it's all covered with ants.
yes.	The scoop of the year!
say---you think that's the same guy who was in the accident with lucy?	Yes.
someone's chasing him.	Say---you think that's the same guy who was in the accident with Lucy?
oh, no thanks.	It's no trouble. I'd like to ask you some more questions.
can i give you a lift?	Oh, no thanks.
gosh, what do you suppose .that is?	Well, Lucy, it's nice to see you're feeling better. Nice to meet you, Jimmy.
he's off doing a top secret uh, investigation.	I knew it ! He's working on a  hot scoop !
where is your cousin clark, by the way?	He's off doing a top secret uh, investigation.
i believe there's a rational explanation for everything. but i don't know what it is.	Can I quote you?
theories?	How Lucy and that guy got to the hospital. And all that damage at the school. The police are calling it a freak tornado. I'd like to interview you for the Daily- -
do you have any theories about last night?	Theories?
nice to meet you. lucy's told me all about you. your cousin clark taught me everything i know about the newspaper business.	Nice to meet you.
why didn't you tell me?	You're supposed to guess.
you bet your ass.	Why didn't you tell me?
you were? you mean we could've been... you-know-what... all this time?	You bet your ass.
remember? i was trying desperately to get you're attention.	You were? You mean we could've been... you-know-what... all this time?
i've been in love with you for years. remember how you used to visit your sister in the newsroom? and put your fingerprints on my lens.	Remember? I was trying desperately to get you're attention.
i wish they'd tell us what they're going to do with us.	I heard stories.  I don't think you wanna know.
i sure wish superman was around. he wouldn't let any of this go on. not for one minute.	I wish they'd tell us what they're going to do with us.
i can't help it if men notice me.	Lucy! Be serious. We could be executed for  treason!
did anybody notice you?	I can't help it if men notice me.
i saw them dragged out of the administration building.	Did anybody notice you?
how do you know?	I saw them dragged out of the Administration Building.
i had to dump the papers in a trashcan. the danvers have been arrested!	How do you know?
jimmy, would you please put those poor flowers in water before they die?	Oh, sure.
oh, jimmy, can't you forget about your career for one second?	-- Planet. I mean, you were there. Do you think it was natural, or like some people are claiming, supernatural?
be brave, my .daughter. be wise.	As brave as my father. As wise.
superman will return it.	Why haven't you been able to contact him? He should have returned from the neutron galaxy ages ago. He may be dead. ZOR-EL But what can you, a mere girl-
years ago. and it was zaltar who stole it.	I allowed it to escape the City.
it was my fault we lost the power source.	Years ago. And it was Zaltar who stole it.
but kara, no one has ever gone from here to earth. the journey is dangerous.	It was my fault we lost the Power Source.
i am almost an adult. this is what i want.	But Kara, no one has ever gone from here to Earth. The journey is dangerous.
i'm sorry... i didn't know.	It was my fault. You aren't old enough to use the wand. I shouldn't have given it to you.
you see, a tree is a living thing.	Can you create life?
i don't understand.	Wait till you're older. Here -- watch this.
even i have trouble with that sometimes. earth is in outer space. and we're in inner space.	I don't understand.
yes, i know the equations---i just can't see it in my head.	Even I have trouble with that sometimes. Earth is in outer space. And we're in inner space.
didn't you study six-dimensional geometry in school?	Yes, I know the equations---I just can't see it in my head.
where is earth?	Didn't you study six-dimensional geometry in school?
it's something they have on earth. you know, where your cousin went.	Where is Earth?
what's a tree?	It's something they have on Earth. You know, where your cousin went.
it's going to be a tree, i think.	What's a tree?
what are you making:	It's going to be a tree, I think.
i have to get back. i'm having dinner with the danvers.	Again? You're getting real tight with them. You're gonna be a straight-A student---just kidding, thanks for coming.
you're not gonna stay for the ice cream?	I have to get back. I'm having dinner with the Danvers.
he's nice.	Nice? He's cute enough to melt lead!
listen, i know i've been saying you ought party more, but keep your hands off this one, will yak? he's private property. i've been waiting years for him to develop.	He's nice.
i'm afraid i have some bad news about your car.	Mr. Danvers called. I'll get a new one with the insurance money. B.F.D.
lucy; come back!	Somebody's gotta do something!!
why is he acting so strangely?	I dunno, but he's gonna get creamed.
it doesn't seem right.	Please, as a favour to me? So I won't  be the only girl?
go back, sign in, and climb out the bathroom window. mccloskey's always zonked out: she'll never hear you.	It doesn't seem right.
oh, i don't know. i'm not signed out for an overnight.	Go back, sign in, and climb out the bathroom window. McCloskey's always zonked out: she'll never hear you.
linda babes! there's this all-night party at eddie's... his folks are away...	Oh, I don't know. I'm not signed out for an overnight.
no thanks. you go on.	You sure?
your hair looks the same.	It was just a trim.
but what for?	She just hates anybody who isn't afraid of her.
keep an eye peeled for myra. she's out to get you.	But what for?
must've been a defective puck.	Keep an eye peeled for Myra. She's out to get you.
how'd you do that?	Must've been a defective puck.
she's a beast.	How'd you do that?
she did that deliberately.	She's a beast.
oh wow, i should've known. me and my big mouth. listen, you can borrow any of my clothes you want. any time.	Thank you. You're very kind.
my cousin clark is my only relative on earth.	Oh wow, I should've known. Me and my big mouth. Listen, you can borrow any of my clothes you want. Any time.
you're not...an orphan are you?	My cousin Clark is my only relative on Earth.
i'd rather not talk about it.	You're not...an orphan are you?
since what?? did you have a fire at your house or something?	I'd rather not talk about it.
i have money to buy more, but i haven't had a chance since...	Since what?? Did you have a fire at your house or something?
this is all your clothes?	I have money to buy more, but I haven't had a chance since...
there isn't any.	This is all your clothes?
no sweat. when's the rest of your stuff arriving?	There isn't any.
i can do that.	No sweat. When's the rest of your stuff arriving?
what? me?	Sure. Mate in five moves.
thank you both so much. it was a lovely lunch, mrs. danvers. i had a wonderful time. and you're a terrific chess player mr. danvers.	What? Me?
can't have you moping around the campus. why don't you come home with us for dinner?	I'd love to.
no, mr. danvers.	Can't have you moping around the campus. Why don't you come home with us for dinner?
no plans for the weekend, linda?	No, MR. Danvers.
i mean, it would probably be there, if you received it.	Here it is. Oh...of course. You're the orphan. I'm so sorry about your parents. We'll try to make you happy here.
what can i do for you?	I'm Linda Lee.
oh, yes. knocking. the pre-entry signal. i forgot.	What can I do for you?
don't you believe in knocking?	Oh, yes. Knocking. The pre-entry signal. I forgot.
why get rid of her at al1? you've used the coffer of shadow too much.  it is beginning to rule your heart.	Nonsense.
maybe you'd like to get rid of this supergirl yourself, nigel?	Why get rid of her at al1? You've used the Coffer of Shadow too much.  It is beginning to rule your heart.
you would! you revealed our existence so you could have all of our power.	Maybe you'd like to get rid of this Supergirl yourself, Nigel?
which of you is willing to make that sacrifice?	You would! You revealed our existence so you could have all of our power.
you better have a pretty good explanation for this, selena.	We are in great danger. A being has come to Earth with powers far beyond those of anyone member of the Craft.
nothing's wrong with my skin.	Such a shame. You ought to take better care of yourself.
i was just thinking, if i had your skin problems, i'd use a good tannisroot ointment. every night.	Nothing's wrong with my skin.
...trust the wisdom of the ancients, trust the great mother to protect us... why. are you staring at me like that?	I was just thinking, if I had your skin problems, I'd use a good tannisroot ointment. Every night.
i could teach you a thing or two now.	...trust the wisdom of the ancients, trust the Great Mother to protect us... Why. are you staring at me like that?
you used to listen to me. when you asked me to teach you something of the craft.	I could teach you a thing or two now.
you're wasting your breath.	You used to listen to me. When you asked me to teach you something of the Craft.
i have to talk to you.	You're wasting your breath.
nigel, get lost.	I have to talk to you.
you think you are on top now. well there is someone coming to challenge you. i saw it in the cards this morning.	Throw him out.
you scorpios can never take a joke.	You think you are on top now. Well there is someone coming to challenge you. I saw it in the cards this morning.
balefire on you, selena!	You Scorpios can never take a joke.
you need me, selena. i'm the only one who can save you from a terrible fate.	I need you like an Eskimo needs a lawnmower. Now burn rubber.
nigel, get out of here. and don't come slithering back. nigel shakes his head.	You need me, Selena. I'm the only one who can save you from a terrible fate.
bianca's taught me all! need to know. i'll be safe, as long as i don't go too far.	Cigarette?
you're going to pay a terrible price. the power of shadow is tricky. use it too much and it takes over.	Bianca's taught me all! need to know. I'll be safe, as long as I don't go too far.
i just did. because i have the power.	You're going to pay a terrible price. The power of Shadow is tricky. Use it too much and it takes over.
you're not going anywhere. except back to nowheresville. you're too impatient, selena. look around you--all these people have served years and years of apprenticeship. some of their families have been in the craft for generations. you can't join and take over our whole organization in a few months.	I just did. Because I have the Power.
i have plans nigel. you could come with me... i'm going places.	You're not going anywhere. Except back to nowheresville. You're too impatient, Selena. Look around you--all these people have served years and years of apprenticeship. Some of their families have been in the Craft for generations. You can't join and take over our whole organization in a few months.
it may well be. i know how you won that election selena. you can't fool me.	I have plans Nigel. You could come with me... I'm going places.
cheer up, nigel. it's not the end of the world.	It may well be. I know how you won that election Selena. You can't fool me.
yes, i see it. shining like a jewel.	That's home.
they'll be grateful. if you hadn't found it, it would still be lost. look, up ahead.	Yes, I see it. Shining like a jewel.
where is inner space?	It's everywhere. But water is always the door.
it's the most beautiful place in the universe.	Sounds O.K. to me. Let's go.
what's it like?	It's the most beautiful place in the universe.
ever since i found that thing i've been like a prisoner in a terrible nightmare. you have no idea how awful it is to be mean all the time.	Your nightmares are over. I'm taking this back to Argo City where it won't be misused.  You could come too. It might be safer for you.
for what?	Ever since I found that thing I've been like a prisoner in a terrible nightmare. You have no idea how awful it is to be mean all the time.
i'm free. i can never thank you enough.	For what?
you've run out of things to throw, selena.	Not yet.
the danvers. and two of your little friends.	It's just one more crime you'll have to pay for.
a cheap trick.	Cheap but effective.
that ought to keep you out of my hair for a while.	A cheap trick.
i am selena. give him to me. now. or you'll both be sorry.	I don't scare that easily.
who are you ?	I am Selena. Give him to me. Now. Or you'll both be sorry.
that was meant for me!	Thank you. I'm going to close this up again.
goodbye...	Zaltar!
too late. too late. save yourself.	Goodbye...
zaltar. use the wand!	Too late. Too late. Save yourself.
it's selena. i'm getting so i can recognise her work.	Zaltar. Use the wand!
yes, mustn't stop.	It's Selena. I'm getting so I can recognise her work.
don't stop. keep moving.	Yes, mustn't stop.
what's that? never saw anything like that.	Don't stop. Keep moving.
you can use the wand.	Better than when I was a child.
i heard my mother ask you once "how could a man with such a selfish heart create beauty?" she was wrong, zaltar, you have a generous heart.	Not doing this for you. Just sick of this place, that's all. Wretched singing sculptures, always yowling at you. Boring!
going to try. didn't say i could.	I heard my mother ask you once "how could a man with such a selfish heart create beauty?" She was wrong, Zaltar, you have a generous heart.
you're going to take me back?	Going to try. Didn't say I could.
superpowers. got you in a lot of trouble, didn't they?	Please. I have to get back to Earth. My friends are in trouble. And unless I bring back the Power Source, Argo City will die.
you could do anything. you could sculpt mountain ranges...draw with rainbows! you'd have superpowers.	Superpowers. Got you in a lot of trouble, didn't they?
leave the zone? what would i do on earth?	You could do anything. You could sculpt mountain ranges...draw with rainbows! You'd have superpowers.
then come with me.	Leave the zone? What would I do on Earth?
takes a long time, you know, learning the wand. just begun to understand it myse1f. give things a kind of life--can also take away life; works backwards too. besides i can't let you take my wand. only have the one, what would i do? i'd be helpless. it's out of the question.	Then come with me.
then teach me how.	No, it's no good---you can't practice--- you only get one go. A thing like that. No. Sure you don't want a sip of this? It's delicious, I think.
why?	No, it wouldn't work, you couldn't, it's too--- if it didn't work you'd be swept into a singularity--- no, you'd never make it. Forget I mentioned it.
but it's impossible.	Why?
i knew it!	But it's impossible.
there is a way.	I knew it!
no, that's not true---there's well...no--	There is a way.
if there's a way in, there must be a way out.	No, that's not true---there's well...no--
there's no way out of the zone. no one's ever escaped. that's why they send the criminals here.	If there's a way in, there must be a way out.
help me to get back to earth. where my friends are. they need me.	There's no way out of the Zone. No one's ever escaped. That's why they send the criminals here.
of course, my dear. what can i do?	Help me to get back to Earth. Where my friends are. They need me.
zaltar, please help me.	Of course, my dear. What can I do?
that horrible woman!	Told you. Wouldn't listen to me. Knew it would make you sad.
you look at them? how?	The Phantom Zone overlooks everywhere.. If you have the right tools.
what kind of a question is that? of course: i am. i do whatever i want. all the time.	But what about other people? Don't you miss them?
are you happy, zaltar?	What kind of a question is that? Of course: I am. I do whatever I want. All the time.
no, no. not lovely. 'perfect'. did everything just right. nobody telling you to change this, move that around. please yourself. that's the secret of happiness.	Are you happy, Zaltar?
it's lovely. . .	No, no. Not lovely. 'Perfect'. Did everything just right. Nobody telling you to change this, move that around. Please yourself. That's the secret of happiness.
what? palace? hardly.	Just feels, a little, like a tiny bit of Argo City...
...mid pleasures and palaces though i may roam..."	What? Palace? Hardly.
others?	Criminals.
well, nothing we can do about it. come into my house. you can stay with me, until i build you your own place. i expect you won't want to mix with the others-- not our type of people.	Others?
i know.	Well, nothing we can do about it. Come into my house. You can stay with me, until I build you your own place. I expect you won't want to mix with the others-- not our type of people.
it's dangerous to use a power source on earth. it can unleash all sorts of terrible forces---	I know.
...but the person who has it. tricked me, and sent me to the phantom zone.	It's dangerous to use a Power Source on Earth. It can unleash all sorts of terrible forces---
shouldnt've done that.	...but the person who has it. tricked me, and sent me to the Phantom Zone.
yes. i went there to find the lost power source...	Shouldnt've done that.
earth? you crossed the dimension barrier? by yourself?	Yes. I went there to find the lost Power Source...
i was on earth...	Earth? You crossed the dimension barrier? By yourself?
this is the phantom zone. but why did you come here from argo city?	I was on Earth...
what is this place?	This is the Phantom Zone. But why did you come here from Argo City?
man, you don't never pass out, do ya?	Nope.  Never.
no, no, on the football field. they called me...  ...the smallville flash.	Hey, man, that's a great name for a cocktail!
brad?	No, no, on the football field. They called me...  ...The Smallville Flash.
hey! y'know what they used to call me in high school?	Brad?
brad is not a good name for a cocktail.	Hey! Y'know what they used to call me in high school?
brad.	Brad is not a good name for a cocktail.
got vodka in it now. gotta give it a new name. hey, listen, you thought it up, we'll name it after you. what's your name?	Brad.
aha! what'd i tell ya!	What? What did you tell me?
there's no vodka in it.	Aha! What'd I tell ya!
not enough vodka in it.	There's no vodka in it.
sling. singapore sling. what's wrong?	Not enough vodka in it.
s'not bad, s'very good, but... y'know what's wrong with this... singapore...thing?	Sling. Singapore Sling. What's wrong?
tuesday.	TUESDAY! I got to get it all set up in his office tonight before all those big shots come here tomorrow for the meeting!!
roebush! that's  the guy! buddy, he's gonna nail our behinds to the wall! this is special order! he said he had to have it before...  omigod!! what's tomorrow?	Tuesday.
mr. roebush?	Roebush! That's  the guy! Buddy, he's gonna nail our behinds to the wall! this is Special Order! He said he had to have it before...  Omigod!! What's tomorrow?
good lord, fella! i'm talking about your boss.	Mr. Roebush?
what are you talkin' about?	Good lord, fella! I'm talking about your boss.
first the supplier couldn't find the invoice. then the order came up short. then i missed the four o'clock plane from cleveland and had to rent a car, and then i got a darn flat tire on the highway! can you beat it? boy, your boss must've been furious when i didn't show up by the end of the day today, huh?	What are you talkin' about?
what?	First the supplier couldn't find the invoice. Then the order came up short. Then I missed the four o'clock plane from Cleveland and had to rent a car, and then I got a darn flat tire on the highway! Can you beat it? Boy, your boss must've been furious when I didn't show up by the end of the day today, huh?
buddy, are we in trouble.	What?
yeah? what do you want?	Buddy, are we in trouble.
the kid needs a man to show him --	The kid will do fine on his own.  Give it your best shot, Ricky!
i just think ricky would rather not get a bowling lesson in front of the other kids.	The kid needs a man to show him --
for a guy who was lucky to be water-boy on the high school team, you sure got a big mouth, kent.	I just think Ricky would rather not get a bowling lesson in front of the other kids.
say, brad. i think he'll be better off doing it his way.	For a guy who was lucky to be water-boy on the high school team, you sure got a big mouth, Kent.
uh, no, i didn't know that, brad.	A natural athlete can play any sport. Any sport.
all the kid needs is a couple of pointers from the ol' champ here.  kent, i bet you didn't know i won the all-country bowling trophy two years in a row.	Uh, no, I didn't know that, Brad.
i seem to be.	All the kid needs is a couple of pointers from the ol' champ here.  Kent, I bet you didn't know I won the all-country bowling trophy two years in a row.
hiya, sweet thing.  little guy's getting' hassled, huh?  kent, you still here?	I seem to be.
brad wilson.	Hiya, Kent, long time no see. Not that you ever could.  "See" I mean,  Hahaha!
here i am, honey, and i'm all yours.  remember when you were queen of the prom? all the guys had to wait in line to get a dance.  but now there's only one name on your dance card, sweet thing, and it's --	Brad Wilson.
but if you wouldn't mind settling for me --	Anyday...
i guess he misses a lot of dinners.	But if you wouldn't mind settling for me --
no, well in this case i think i can speak for him.  i mean, i'm pretty close to him, you know.  superman will be there on wednesday.	Well, he's going to get the best home-cooked meal he's had in... in a long time. You tell Superman we think he's wonderful.
gee, i always loved porch swings.	Me too. That's why I put this one up.
well, aren't you excited?	Lana, I'm from Metropolis. I see Superman every day.
uh-huh.	Well, aren't you excited?
he really was!	Uh-huh.
the dog's always doing that.  and the car's always doing that.	Can I help?
call me.	Oh, I wouldn't want to -- I mean, I'd want to, but I wouldn't want to...be a nuisance to you.
no, what you said before, could i make it in metropolis? i've dreamed about it, sure, but i never really thought about it.  what would i do when i got there?	Call me.
ride a thresher? well, i don't know. girls are trying just about everything now but --	No, what you said before, Could I make it in Metropolis? I've dreamed about it, sure, but I never really thought about it.  What would I do when I got there?
that's the biggest change in smallville, you know. they've taken over this town. everybody who isn't actually working for wheat king -- like i do -- is out there --  on a wheat king thresher.  do you think i could do it? do you?	Ride a thresher? Well, I don't know. Girls are trying just about everything now but --
no. i mean, yes they are, but i was talking about that.  wheat king. bet your bottom dollar that's a wheat king thresher.	That's the biggest change in Smallville, you know. They've taken over this town. Everybody who isn't actually working for Wheat King -- like I do -- is out there --  on a Wheat King thresher.  Do you think I could do it? Do you?
old ties are hard to cut.	No. I mean, yes they are, but I was talking about that.  Wheat King. Bet your bottom dollar that's a Wheat King thresher.
i can never get a way from it.	Old ties are hard to cut.
so...how much longer do you think you'll be in smallville --	You know, I was just thinking, Lana --  -- someone like you could do do really well in Metropolis --
me neither...	So...how much longer do you think you'll be in Smallville --
gee, i haven't laughed like that since -- since --  i really can't remember when.	Me neither...
pate? what pate?  i didn't make any --  oh, no, clark. that's buster's dog food.	Gee, I haven't laughed like that since -- since --  I really can't remember when.
well, this pate is rather...unusual.	Pate? What pate?  I didn't make any --  Oh, no, Clark. That's Buster's dog food.
no, i mean ricky. he's not interested in any of this stuff.	Well, this pate is rather...unusual.
no, thanks.	No, I mean Ricky. He's not interested in any of this stuff.
peanut butter and jelly.	No, thanks.
no, all the good ones are married. that's why brad thinks he's god's gift to women. this woman anyway. he's single. he won't take no for an answer, but he's the only one who's asking. and he knows it.	I meant all the choices here. All this --  -- cole slaw, guacamole --  This is some picnic!
there's a lot of choices here.	No, all the good ones are married. That's why Brad thinks he's God's gift to women. This woman anyway. He's single. He won't take no for an answer, but he's the only one who's asking. And he knows it.
and even nicer when there's a man around, which isn't all that often.	There's a lot of choices here.
me??	I'm talking about salt.  Oh, go ahead, pour it on, relax. That's what picnics are for.
clark, i think you worry too much about mayonnaise.	Me??
well, it's true you have to be careful things don't spoil, especially with mayonnaise or cream.	Clark, I think you worry too much about mayonnaise.
some people don't think it's healthy.	Well, it's true you have to be careful things don't spoil, especially with mayonnaise or cream.
gee, i haven't done this in years.	Some people don't think it's healthy.
but all he had was chocolate milk.	I mean him.
it isn't only that he's small for his age. how would you like to be the only kid in town without a father?  look at him, he's stewed to the gills in the middle of the afternoon.	But all he had was chocolate milk.
hey, he'll be all right. believe me lana, i know. i was a late bloomer myself.	It isn't only that he's small for his age. how would you like to be the only kid in town without a father?  Look at him, he's stewed to the gills in the middle of the afternoon.
i just can't stand this.	Hey, he'll be all right. Believe me Lana, I know. I was a late bloomer myself.
you thought that?	I thought "Clark Kent has a really nice voice." You didn't even know I was there.
that song. i remember one day i came into the music room and you were fooling around at the piano. and i thought -- what am i going to do with all this potato salad?	You thought that?
you...um...you never got married?	Oh...I came close once.
who?	Ricky. My little boy. At least here we've got a house. and I've got a job. Okay, I'm only a secretary, oaky, but it pays the bills. Except for last winter when the fuel bills kept going up and up and up.  I even had to pawn my diamond ring then.
that's easy to say. but how? and what about ricky?	Who?
but lana, you could --	That's easy to say. But how? And what about Ricky?
no, the problem is --  why do i stay in smallville? believe me, i've asked myself the same question. do you know how lucky you are to live in metropolis?  the big apricot.	But Lana, you could --
i didn't --	No, the problem is --  Why do I stay in Smallville? Believe me, I've asked myself the same question. Do you know how lucky you are to live in Metropolis?  The Big Apricot.
mayonnaise? donald loved mayonnaise. why would you think that was the problem.?	I didn't --
too much mayonnaise?	Mayonnaise? Donald loved mayonnaise. Why would you think that was the problem.?
you know what's the problem?	Too much mayonnaise?
there must be a gallon of potato salad left over.	You know what's the problem?
it sure is.	There must be a gallon of potato salad left over.
and three years after the royal wedding, the king abdicated.  isn't that terrible?	It sure is.
you'd be surprised how many offers i didn't get. even brad wouldn't stick around for this.  it really isn't easy.	The streamers? They're no problem, you just pull on them and --
i can't  clark already asked me.  didn't you?  he used to love this song.  didn't you?  so he just said --  "would you dance with me?"	Sure, Lana, I'd love to.
you're welcome...??	For reminding me, I mean. Can you follow me?
and here i am, just standing here. that's terrible. thank you.	You're welcome...??
you shouldn't say that, you're the chairman --  ...uh, chairperson...	And here I am, just standing here. That's terrible. Thank you.
you look wonderful.	You always did.  Can I give you a hand with that?
clark.	You look wonderful.
lana lang. how great to see you.	Clark.
kent!	I'm sorry, Mr. White, but I've got an errand to run.
uh...excuse me, folks...	Kent!
-- but you  deserve the vacation, lois.	Oh. You're going away.
i'm getting a cramp in my elbow from this.	Let me do it for you, Mr. White.
mr. white, please, i promised those people i'd get back to them by this morning. what do you think?	Look, I don't know, Kent. . . CLARK  Personally, I think it could be a terrific story!
hi, lois. morning, jimmy, you've got mustard on your lapel. excuse me, mr. white, i don't mean to interrupt but ---	Please, Kent, not now. I'm trying to put out a newspaper here.
hi. mister kent.  guess who mom's having dinner with tonight? superman!	Actually, that's why I stopped by. He's realy sorry, he wanted to make it, but then he...ran into a problem.
sure.	Could you get me Superman's autograph?
mr. kent, could i ask you something?	Sure.
we get together sometimes.	Mr. Kent, could I ask you something?
do you really know superman?	We get together sometimes.
mr. kent! superman was here!	What!
well...  not quite like this.	Mom and I do this all the time.
gee, i'm sorry, lois. but i've already got a lunch date. with mr. white's new secretary.	Oh?
i'd better be. suddenly i've got competition to keep up with.  your high school reunion article. i though it was terrific. and fascinating.  especially about the girl back home.  i'll tell you what, clark, i'll take you to lunch and you can tell me all about it.	Gee, I'm sorry, Lois. But I've already got a lunch date. With Mr. White's new secretary.
you're the best, lois.	I'd better be. Suddenly I've got competition to keep up with.  Your high school reunion article. I though it was terrific. And fascinating.  Especially about the girl back home.  I'll tell you what, Clark, I'll take you to lunch and you can tell me all about it.
so, mr. white? can i go ahead and make my travel arrangements?	Exactly what I was about to ask about me.
say!	Take me, for instance. Going back to middle America after having become a Metropolis sophisticate --
anyway, the reunion's just the hook for the story. what it's really about is how the typical small town's changed in the last fifteen years. how do you like this a title: can you go home again ?	Say!
what are you doing?	You know what Mr. White said. A photographer always goes after a story.
keep talking to that state trooper so he doesn't notice where i'm going, okay?	What are you doing?
wow, what a beautiful sunrise!	At one o'clock in the morning?
what's that?	Wow, what a beautiful sunrise!
the thing is though, my cousin arnold, aunt rosey's arnold this is, he got mad when uncle al insulted his mother's stuffing, so now the problem is --	What's that?
mmmmm . . .	The thing is though, my cousin Arnold, Aunt Rosey's Arnold this is, he got mad when Uncle Al insulted his mother's stuffing, so now the problem is --
but my uncle al, on my father's side, he won't eat her stuffing, he says it should be cooked on the outside of the turkey and she puts the stuffing inside the turkey. so my mother told my aunt ellen . . . aunt ellen's my father's half-sister, i told you that, right?	Mmmmm . . .
it's practically an american ritual, mr. white! isn't that so, jimmy?	I wouldn't know Mr. Kent. Most of the people I went to high school with are still in high school.
you are, i was about to say, no longer eligible.	What about this week's check?
don't call me a bum! i ain't no bum!	You are, I was about to say, no longer eligible.
thirty-six weeks of chronic unemployment, thirty-six weeks of living off the taxes of hard-working citizens. do you know what you are?	Don't call me a bum! I ain't no bum!
i know, i'm the fault.	Thirty-six weeks of chronic unemployment, thirty-six weeks of living off the taxes of hard-working citizens. Do you know what you are?
mr. gorman, the city of metropolis is generous to a fault, but. . .	I know, I'm the fault.
man, them people was crazy! how they 'spect you to learn all that jive on the first day? "hold the pickle! hold the lettuce! extra onions! special sauce! no special sauce!" ain't nobody found no meat inside that glop yet.	Mr. Gorman, the city of Metropolis is generous to a fault, but. . .
the only other employment you found was in a fast-food joint--  -- which lasted. . . 28 minutes! well! that's some kind of record. talk about fast!	Man, them people was crazy! How they 'spect you to learn all that jive on the first day? "Hold the pickle! Hold the lettuce! Extra onions! Special sauce! No special sauce!" Ain't nobody found no meat inside that glop yet.
well, it was one of them little bitty two-inch screen japanese jobs.	The only other employment you found was in a fast-food joint--  -- which lasted. . . 28 minutes! Well! That's some kind of record. Talk about fast!
a television set?	Well, it was one of them little bitty two-inch screen Japanese jobs.
they said i lost it on the subway, but it ain't the truth! it was a pickpocket took it!	A television set?
not counting this week.  you secured employment last june as a messenger and were discharged after one day for. . .	They said I lost it on the subway, but it ain't the truth! It was a pickpocket took it!
thirty-five.	Not counting this week.  You secured employment last June as a messenger and were discharged after one day for. . .
mr. gorman, according to our records you have been unemployed for 36 weeks.	Thirty-five.
nope, but --	Mr. Gorman, according to our records you have been unemployed for 36 weeks.
dishwasher? any luck?	Nope, but --
kitchen. . . technician	Dishwasher? Any luck?
what kind?	Kitchen. . . Technician
yeah.	What kind?
ah yes, august gorman. have you looked for work this week, mr. gorman?	Yeah.
gus gorman.	Ah yes, August Gorman. Have you looked for work this week, Mr. Gorman?
name?	Gus Gorman.
the boss wants to see you.	Say who?
say what?	The boss wants to see you.
gus?	Say what?
workin' overtime? what are you doin', buddy, looking for a raise?	Yeah. A raise . .
uh . . . no, man. i got some work to finish up here.	Workin' overtime? What are you doin', buddy, looking for a raise?
quittin' time, gus. comin'?	Uh . . . no, man. I got some work to finish up here.
how many sugars?	One.  And a half.
they're just . . . floating around out there. the computer knows where.	How many sugars?
so where is all them half-centses?	They're just . . . floating around out there. The computer knows where.
no, not really. they can't be bothered collecting half a cent from your paycheck anymore than you could.	So where is all them half-centses?
who gets it, the company?	No, not really. They can't be bothered collecting half a cent from your paycheck anymore than you could.
they don't actually lose 'em. you can't lose what you never got.	Who gets it, the company?
what'm i gonna do with half a cent? buy me a thoroughbred cockroach?  everybody loses them fractions?	They don't actually lose 'em. You can't lose what you never got.
actually, it's probably more like $143.80 and one-half cent.  there's always fractions over in a big corporation, but they round it down to the lowest whole number.	What'm I gonna do with half a cent? Buy me a thoroughbred cockroach?  Everybody loses them fractions?
i ain't gonna live that long on $143.80! i want it now, man, while i'm still young and cool.	Actually, it's probably more like $143.80 and one-half cent.  There's always fractions over in a big corporation, but they round it down to the lowest whole number.
that's so you're still getting some money when you hit 65.	I ain't gonna live that long on $143.80! I want it now, man, while I'm still young and cool.
first rip-off, man! supposed to be 225 bucks a week! you know what this sucker says?? $143.80!  federal tax! state tax! social security tax!	That's so you're still getting some money when you hit 65.
first paycheck?	First rip-off, man! Supposed to be 225 bucks a week! You know what this sucker says?? $143.80!  Federal tax! State tax! Social Security tax!
sonofagun! look at this here!	First paycheck?
awright. i got me my electric train, mama. i finally got --  hey, what y'all doin' up there?!	Join the party, genius! Come on up!
you want to mess with superman?	Can't wait, pal, can't wait.
remember, gus. a machine doesn't want anything except to keep on being a machine. you've got to make sure it can figure out how to beat any opponent.	Man, all it got to do is find their weak spot.  You bet on the machine in any fight you name, you gonna win your bet.
yeah, sure.  ain't nobody gonna stomp my electric train...	Remember, Gus. A machine doesn't want anything except to keep on being a machine. You've got to make sure it can figure out how to beat any opponent.
can you do that?	Yeah, sure.  Ain't nobody gonna stomp my electric train...
ain't nobody gonna mess with my machine! i'll...i'll... what will i do?  i'll build in a counter-punch! anything attacks it gets counter- attacked! and wiped out!	Can you do that?
but a machine this powerful is going to make powerful enemies. people who will want to destroy it.	Ain't nobody gonna mess with my machine! I'll...I'll... what will I do?  I'll build in a counter-punch! Anything attacks it gets counter- attacked! And wiped out!
exactly. stoned mother.	But a machine this powerful is going to make powerful enemies. People who will want to destroy it.
stone mutha.	Exactly. Stoned mother.
gus, it seems we are talking state-of-the-art technology here. we are talking unlimited power. we are talking "get-down hot-cha daddy-o" whatever you called it.	Stone mutha.
i told you it wasn't no jive.	Gus, it seems we are talking state-of-the-art technology here. We are talking unlimited power. We are talking "get-down hot-cha daddy-o" whatever you called it.
it looks wonderful. it is wonderful, let's face it.	I told you it wasn't no jive.
yeah? how's it look?	It looks wonderful. it is wonderful, let's face it.
anything.	Tell me more...
what will it get me?	Anything.
everything.	What will it get me?
what will it do?	Everything.
i invented it, man. in my head. it's a stone killer-diller get-down get-it-on and twice-on-sunday super mutha computer.	What will it do?
you designed it?	I invented it, man. In my head. It's a stone killer-diller get-down get-it-on and twice-on-Sunday super mutha computer.
not like this one you ain't. nobody in the world got one like this 'cause it don't exist yet. we got to build it.	You designed it?
we've already got some.	Not like this one you ain't. Nobody in the world got one like this 'cause it don't exist yet. We got to build it.
a computer.	We've already got some.
for what?	A computer.
a waste-basket? gus those are plans.  blueprints.	For what?
what do you want?	A waste-basket? GUS Those are plans.  Blueprints.
fair's fair.	What do you want?
is this whitemail?	Fair's fair.
don't be getting' racist with me, man.	Is this whitemail?
is this blackmail?	Don't be getting' racist with me, man.
don't lay that jail number on me no more. you need me out here doin' stuff for you more'n sitten' in no jail doin' nothin' for nobody.  'sides, i be known' some heavy stuff about you now. you don't want em spillin' the coffee beans.	Is this blackmail?
i should think a taste of freedom is enough, don't you? or would you prefer jail?	Don't lay that jail number on me no more. You need me out here doin' stuff for you more'n sitten' in no jail doin' nothin' for nobody.  'Sides, I be known' some heavy stuff about you now. You don't want em spillin' the coffee beans.
now...when do i get a taste?	I should think a taste of freedom is enough, don't you? Or would you prefer jail?
i knew it, i knew it, go be nice to people and they think they can ask for the moon!	The moon! Listen, man, when I was a little bitty kid all my friends got them electric trains for Christmas. My mama didn't have barely enough to pay the electric bill, let alone buy me no train set.
lookit, you're getting' what you want all the time. it ain't right that i don't get somethin'! i never get somethin'!	I knew it, I knew it, go be nice to people and they think they can ask for the moon!
thanks, kiddo. now, listen, this part's important. i want you to program one special command into all these systems. tell them these orders are irreversible, so it'll be impossible for anybody to switch them back. can you do that, pal?	Lookit, you're getting' what you want all the time. it ain't right that I don't get somethin'! I never get somethin'!
pumps stop pumping oil. pipe lines stop pipin' oil. tankers stop deliverin' oil. man, this is high stakes.	Thanks, kiddo. now, listen, this part's important. I want you to program one special command into all these systems. Tell them these orders are irreversible, so it'll be impossible for anybody to switch them back. Can you do that, pal?
and then shut down the pipe lines.	Pumps stop pumping oil. Pipe lines stop pipin' oil. Tankers stop deliverin' oil. Man, this is high stakes.
then how's all the people gonna get their oil?	You catch on fast, old buddy.  Tell him about the pumps. I know how you love the part about the pumps.
and do nothing. just sit there.	Then how's all the people gonna get their oil?
they ain't got captains?	Yes, but they don't really need them. it's just a throw- back to some sentimental sea- faring baloney.
every oil tanker and super- tanker and super-duper-tanker in the ocean is controlled. totally, by computers. computers to tell them where to go, how much oil to take on, where to deliver it.	They ain't got captains?
kryptonite!	Huh?
he sure wasn't actin' bad and nasty that day in smallville. man, he was so full of niceness i was startin' to feel funny about layin' that chunk of...	KRYPTONITE!
gus, if there's anything i hate, it's greed.	Greed!  Let me tell you something---
that's what i been thinkin' about. how you been keepin' me.  i ain't getting' nothing outta this gig.	Gus, if there's anything I hate, it's greed.
god, that's what i keep you for.	That's what I been thinkin' about. How you been keepin' me.  I ain't getting' nothing outta this gig.
just hold on a minute. i have been doin' some thinkin'	God, that's what I keep you for.
it ain't. it's nowhere. it blew up. that's how come they shipped the dude to earth when he was a baby.  well. i know some stuff too, y'all.	Wait a second. Astronomers know where the planet used to be, right? And you know what happens when a planet explodes? Debris. Pieces floating in space.
uh...what channel were you watching?	What are you talking about, fella?
i did. isn't it neat-o?	Uh...what channel were you watching?
turn on the t.v.	I did. isn't it neat-o?
just the man i wanted to see!	Turn on the T.V.
hey, boss.	Just the man I wanted to see!
what?	Not "What." Don't need a genius to figure out "what." Need a genius to figure out "where."  He says I'm a genius, your don --  Brother! Bubba! Your Bubba!  See, if y'all don't want them to trace it back, you got to punch this in from someplace nobody'd ever think off. Some little rinky- dink operation with a little mickey- mouse computer. ROSS It's got to be someplace you can sneak into.
first question got to be "where."	What?
when?	First question got to be "Where."
yeah, yeah, i can do it.	When?
always making yourself beautiful for me, aren't you?  so, gus, can you make vulcan do what i want it to? you didn't answer me, pal.  did you hear about that prison riot last week? it seems they were complaining about rats in the cells...	Yeah, yeah, I can do it.
how do you do that?	Like everything else in the 20th century, Gus. You push buttons.
gus, tell me, have you ever heard of vulcan?	That what they call you?
a very wise man once said...i think it was attila the hun... "it's not enough that i succeed. everyone else must fail."  and you are going to do it for me.	Me? How?
but mr. webster...you're doin' okay with brazil and them other places. what's wrong with just one little old country doin' their own thing?	A very wise man once said...I think it was Attila the Hun... "It's not enough that I succeed. Everyone else must fail."  And you are going to do it for me.
wipe 'em out?	Destroy the entire Colombian coffee crop down to the last bean.
columbia's got two major exports and one of them's coffee.	Wipe 'em out?
columbia.	Columbia's got two major exports and one of them's coffee.
columbia.	Columbia.
which country?	Columbia.
but y'see, chum, the problem i got is that one country just won't play ball with me.  you know how that can just bug a guy, don't you?	Which country?
decaffeinated too?	But y'see, chum, the problem I got is that one country just won't play ball with me.  You know how that can just bug a guy, don't you?
under different company names. i control the price of coffee beans in brazil. the price in venezuela. java, south korea, north korea, the aleutian islands, guam, bolivia, and the republic of gabon!	Decaffeinated too?
man, what is this?	Plants. Plants always make an office cozier.
i don't think you understand.	Man, what is this?
black or regular?	I don't think you understand.
gus, do you know what i want now? i want coffee!	Black or regular?
i'm tryin' to.	Gus, do you know what I want now? I want coffee!
gus, webco, the webster industrial complex, is a family-owned cartel. a little magnesium here, a little zinc there. some railroads here, some farm machinery there. you follow?	I'm tryin' to.
yes! that never occurred to me.  her ya go, buddy, single-malt.  gus, my friend, you're a genius. okay, a naughty genius, but hell, nobody's perfect.	'Cause I know about getting' them half-centses?
or socks.	Yes! That never occurred to me.  Her ya go, buddy, single-malt.  Gus, my friend, you're a genius. Okay, a naughty genius, but hell, nobody's perfect.
i believe they're laundered and sent to some charitable institution. i don't know what the heck they do with 'em. maybe they use them for dust rags, or pen wipers...	Or socks.
yeah? what do you do with 'em?	I believe they're laundered and sent to some charitable institution. I don't know what the heck they do with 'em. Maybe they use them for dust rags, or pen wipers...
now me, i was born rich. i've never worn the same pair of socks twice.	Yeah? What do you do with 'em?
uh...	Now me, I was born rich. I've never worn the same pair of socks twice.
say, fella, i understand. i can -- what do the kids say these days -- "dig where you're comin' from."  you want to be rich, right?	Uh...
uh...yeah. i didn't think of it that way exactly, but...	Say, fella, I understand. I can -- what do the kids say these days -- "dig where you're comin' from."  You want to be rich, right?
you've been a naughty boy haven't you?  c'mon now, admit it, you were kinda naughty.	Uh...yeah. I didn't think of it that way exactly, but...
mr. gorman, just answer me one question...	You've been a naughty boy haven't you?  C'mon now, admit it, you were kinda naughty.
please, mr. webster, you're a great humanitarian. ain't you heard what it's like in them jails? you send an innocent boy in and he gets thrown in with killers and robbers and rapers and raper killer and robber rapers and...	Mr. Gorman, just answer me one question...
i was afraid you'd say that.  hey, is there a bus station around here?	Suit yourself, Gus.  Say, does your boss use a computer in this operation?
thanks.  let's go	I was afraid you'd say that.  Hey, is there a bus station around here?
whatcha wanna stop here for?  not that i ain't glad to be on the ground, y'understand.	Just a second.
no...i just have a little stop to make.	Whatcha wanna stop here for?  Not that I ain't glad to be on the ground, y'understand.
we back in metropolis?	No...I just have a little stop to make.
i never crash, gus. that'd be embarrassing.	We back in Metropolis?
we gonna crash?	I never crash, Gus. That'd be embarrassing.
no, we're just going down.	We gonna crash?
watch out for them air pockets!	No, we're just going down.
that's up to the judge, gus. it's not your problem anymore.	Watch out for them air pockets!
i ain't about to argue with you.  what's gonna happen to them three? ross the boss and those ladies?	That's up to the judge, Gus. It's not your problem anymore.
hey, you're perfectly safe.	I ain't about to argue with you.  What's gonna happen to them three? Ross the boss and those ladies?
don't make me talk, please. i got enough problems just hangin' on.	Hey, you're perfectly safe.
how you doing down there?	Don't make me talk, please. I got enough problems just hangin' on.
i know, by computers.	Will you stop interrupting ?!  You will command the pumps to stop pumping.
you will command the tankers to sail toward a 50-mile area in the middle of the atlantic ocean.	And do what?
oh bubba, think of the possibilities.	What she call you?
through the telephone line terminal, that ain't nothin'.	Oh Bubba, think of the possibilities.
hey listen, i didn't know your mama was comin' by...	Sister! I'm his sister!
you! you're lucky i didn't fire you. i get a chance at exclusive on-the-spot pictures of the biggest forest fire in history and what does he come back with??? a broken leg and twelve melted rolls of film.	It was hot!
why do i have to do this?	You! You're lucky I didn't fire you. I get a chance at exclusive on-the-spot pictures of the biggest forest fire in history and what does he come back with??? A broken leg and twelve melted rolls of film.
what about you?	A story like this cries out for great human interest pictures.  The big dance! The Homecoming Game! Mr. Kent posing next to his old locker!
what about me?	What about you?
all right, kent. i just hope you know what you're doing. if you really think smallville is your big chance, go for it.	What about me?
i didn't have my camera with me.	A photographer eats with his camera, A Photographer sleeps with his camera --
you're amazing, olsen. a boring banquet and you bring back 3,000 boring pictures. then superman puts out a fire on third avenue this morning and you stand there and watch the whole thing and you don't take one picture!!	I didn't have my camera with me.
who's the other woman?	That's his sister. Vera Webster.
who is she?	Her name's Lorelei Ambrosia. She's Webster's Girl Friday.
listen, are you sure you shouldn't do something about the bridge?	The bridge...?  I'd better get going!
it's hard to believe... a great looking girl like you all alone like this. as she glances up at him, she is first flustered, then flattered, then...finally...just realistic:	Listen, are you sure you shouldn't do something about the bridge?
hey, don't i always get there in time?  come on, relax.	It's hard to believe... a great looking girl like you all alone like this. As she glances up at him, she is first flustered, then flattered, then...finally...just realistic:
but the bridge...	Hey, Don't I always get there in time?  Come on, relax.
there's no rush.	But the bridge...
he was asleep before his head hit the pillow.  well, this was only the biggest day of his life. i really don't know how to thank you.	You just did, with that great dinner.
you know, i really wasn't expecting all this.	Well...I guess they did get a little carried away.
and this is...  ...clark.  my friend is around here somewhere, i'll just look for...	I'm sorry, I'm in a real hurry.  See you around, pal.
we've already met.	And this is...  ...Clark.  My friend is around here somewhere, I'll just look for...
oh. i'm lana lang. this is ricky.	We've already met.
anytime.	Oh. I'm Lana Lang. This is Ricky.
thank ...you.	Anytime.
i'd wash that out with some iodine...  okay, mercurochrome.	Thank ...you.
ricky?  where...what...	I'd wash that out with some iodine...  Okay, Mercurochrome.
lois, i've got to hand it to you. you're amazing. who else could manage to turn a three-week tropical vacation into a front page story that's going to blow the lid off government corruption in the caribbean?	I just knew I was onto something when that taxi driver kidnapped me.
hey, i'd definitely shoot color on that one, jimmy. it'd be a crime to just use black and white.	Okay, Kent, call your people and tell them the Prodigal Son is coming home. FAVORING CLARK -- Happy now, he turns to leave the office. SHOT LOSES PERRY but we continue to hear his voice, o.s.
kent's been invited to his high-school class reunion.	Whoopee.
what terrific story?	Kent's been invited to his high-school class reunion.
the picture looks blurry.	The picture's fine. That's the way she looks in real life.
but the other night...	That wasn't me. That guy's gone.  And you're next Webster.
i don't know you, lady.	But the other night...
no, i don't think i would. so... then what can i do for you?	It isn't much, really, you see, there's this little boat. Well, not so little, really. And it's not going where it's supposed to go and...
never.  i get air-sick. you wouldn't like that.	No, I don't think I would. So... then what can I do for you?
okay, what is it? you want a ride?	Never.  I get air-sick. You wouldn't like that.
i'll do more than tell you. i'll show you, back at my place. if you'll just do me one little favor first.	Okay, what is it? You want a ride?
tell me.	I'll do more than tell you. I'll show you, back at my place. If you'll just do me one little favor first.
lots of things...	Tell me.
i'm in no rush.  so what do you have in mind?	Lots of things...
well, don't let me keep you from anything.	I'm in no rush.  So what do you have in mind?
don't worry. i'm long past saving.	Well, don't let me keep you from anything.
hey, don't expect me to save you. because i don't do that anymore.	Don't worry. I'm long past saving.
i thought you'd never get here.	Hey, don't expect me to save you. Because I don't do that anymore.
i can't! it's out of control!	But how? Where's it getting the power from ???!
cut the mush, lorelei. he's after our skin!	He can have mine. Anytime.
oh, superman!	Cut the mush, Lorelei. He's after our skin!
you! activate circuits 29 through w7 and start full power coordinates on exterior defensive systems:	In other words, push this red button.
gus?	Superman. The boy you left behind.
come on, will you?  we've got to get ready before he gets here.	Gus?
where's the light switch?	Where do you usually find a light switch?
turn on the light.	Where's the light switch?
i can't see anything.	Turn on the light.
"at a special session of the general assembly, 178 countries voted to censure superman. with only columbia abstaining." ross that fella's becoming a public menace.	And he use to be such a sweetie pie! What's wrong with him the last two weeks?
hey, i know a lot of things!	So I understand from the graffiti I've seen.
how would you know?	Hey, I know a lot of things!
diet soda?	Energy! And when they say "Energy" what do they mean? Nuclear? too dangerous. Solar?? Too underdeveloped.
why stop at coffee!  a cup of coffee gets the world off to work in the morning, but what keeps the world working?	Diet soda?
if you don't mind, we are trying to hold a meeting here!	Why don't you hold your breath, instead? Maybe you'll turn blue. On you that'd be an improvement.
ross, honey, it's time for your massage...	Bubba, does this woman have the right to burst in without knocking...!
where's the handle?	There is no handle! You just push a button.
it's modern. it's up-to-date. it's state-of-the art.  people, i am in love with this machine.  go ahead, mr. white.	Where's the handle?
mr. white, you be in this shot, handing them their plane tickets.	Why do I have to do this?
by hand. like the pioneers did.	Couldn't we just get a computer to do this?
how'm i supposed to turn this thing?	By hand. Like the pioneers did.
mr. white, the next number, please?	How'm I supposed to turn this thing?
okay? goodbye.	You've got to pick three more numbers.
53!	Okay? Goodbye.
53.	53!
why can't the idiot in circulation who dreamed up this imbecile contest in the first place ---	Because you're the Editor-in-Chief. Your integrity is unquestioned. LOIS I have a question.
mr. white, please, it's time for you to draw this month's winning jingo number.  the prize is an all-expenses trip to south america.	Why can't the idiot in Circulation who dreamed up this imbecile contest in the first place ---
well, chum? what now? kiss the 85 thou goodbye? pay some thief's salary while he thinks up new ways to shake the money tree?	He's bound to slip up sooner or later.
now, vera...uh, simpson, you know my staff dietician?	Hello.
i don't know who. whom. i can't trace it.  in the old days it was simple. we kept books, we had ledgers, we could see what was going in and what was paid out. if somebody wanted to rob you, he'd come in with a gun and say 'stick 'em up."  now they get theses blasted computers to do their dirty work!	My friend, you are yesterday. Whoever pulled this caper is tomorrow.
missing????	Embezzled, Mr. Webster.  Stolen from the firm.
85,000 dollars.	Missing????
yes! this time we got it right!	It's your genius, pal! You built a machine that can find anybody's weak spot, just like you said.
he's coming! he's going to hurt me!	Don't bet on it!
he's the only one who can operate this --	Like fish he is.  I know enough about computers to put a PHD to shame.  Come now, brother dear, you didn't think I was going to let that little man run the show, did you? Gus Gorman telling us what to do -- I'd sooner kiss a pig!
who needs gus?	He's the only one who can operate this --
wait for gus to get here, sis.	Who needs Gus?
come on, let's give it a dry run.	Wait for Gus to get here, sis.
that's it! the last tanker! they're all mine now! all...	Not quite. What is that in the lower right hand corner?
and now that superman's out of the nice guy business...	We can get to work on that oil!
a normal person.	And now that Superman's out of the Nice Guy business...
don't you see? okay, so you didn't kill him. nobody's perfect. but that stuff we ran up in the lab wasn't a complete failure after all.  right after gus gave it to him, superman started to turn into a selfish, ornery, malicious, conniving...	A normal person.
so?	So all we've got to do is pick up the garbage.  We just have to find our where in Heaven Krypton used to be. Then good old Gus here contacts the Vulcan satellite--
where did it come from?	The planet Superman came from. Krypton.
i just remembered the rest. there isn't any more. the only chunk that ever landed on earth disappeared a couple of years ago. it was in this story in the daily planet.	Where did it come from?
what's wrong?	I just remembered the rest. There isn't any more. The only chunk that ever landed on Earth disappeared a couple of years ago. It was in this story in the Daily Planet.
wait a minute! she's right! kryptonite. i remember reading about it in an interview with him.  nuts...	What's wrong?
nice try, butch,  but it wouldn't be effective against superman.  you'll see! now that he's pulled this stunt, he'll stick his nose in my oil scheme and ruin that one, too! i've got to get rid of him! i've got to!	How? Shoot him? You know about him and bullets. Not to mention knives, tanks, bombs...
he ruined it! that lousy do-gooder, he ruined it.	Don't cry, Bubba.
chicken feed.  if gus gorman can push the right buttons ---	I could have it all! Holy cats! All the oil! All the tankers! All the pumps! The gosh-darn world will be out to lunch! No heat, no gas--sis, this is some nifty idea!
we already have a super-tanker.	Chicken feed.  If Gus Gorman can push the right buttons ---
small potatoes.	We already have a super-tanker.
today coffee----	TOMORROW THE OIL!
you mean...you mean...vera! vera! the magnitude of this!!!	Today coffee----
someplace where nobody knows him so they can't connect him with us.	Well, Webco has a hundred and twelve subsidiaries and every one of them is tied to our central computer system. How about...hmmmm, someplace small...
she's not his mama either.	Gus Gorman, this is my Psychic Nutritionist.
computers talk to other computers, right?	Somehow your twisted little mind should be able to figure out how to tap into the main computer at the Aerospace Center and reach Vulcan.
storms! floods!	Blizzards! Heat waves!
it could make weather!	Storms! Floods!
but if somebody re-programmed it, it could do much more.	It could make weather!
vulcan is the weather satellite      our government put up in orbit to monitor the weather.	But if somebody re-programmed it, it could do much more.
i don't kiss.	Oh, right. Well then, just shake hands.
that's what i want to know! by whom? whom????	Get a hold of yourself, Vera.  Nobody else ever will.
are you okay?	She'll be fine.
hostages?	Tourists, about twenty of 'em.
so far the hostages are unharmed.	Hostages?
anybody been hurt?	So far the hostages are unharmed.
jimmy, how's the -	Yeah. I'll check.
everything on it?	Everything on it.
sure. especially if you'd be a really terrific guy and bring me a cheeseburger to go --	Everything on it?
you do?	Sure. Especially if you'd be a really terrific guy and bring me a cheeseburger to go --
well, you should. because i appreciate you, too, you know.	You do?
i'll try to remember that . . .	Well, you should. Because I appreciate you, too, you know.
clark, stop feeling so threatened every time you hear his name. nobody expects you to be what you're not.	I'll try to remember that . . .
lois, i really don't see why --	Clark, stop feeling so threatened every time you hear his name. Nobody expects you to be what you're not.
. . . superman?. . . . .	Lois, I really don't see why --
take it easy. take a deep breath.	I'm fine. . . . . .  What  was I talking about?  Before?
see what happens when i don't have my orange juice?  the human body is only a workable, fairly fragile machine when you treat it with the same respect you'd show to ----  . . . gee . . .	Take it easy. Take a deep breath.
please don't tell me "you'll find somebody else someday." cause . . .  . . . well, you are a pretty hard act to follow, you'll have to admit that.  oh, i'll get by, don't worry about me.	I like worrying about you.
lois, someday --	Please don't tell me "You'll find somebody else someday." Cause . . .  . . . well, you are a pretty hard act to follow, you'll have to admit that.  Oh, I'll get by, don't worry about me.
oh, i'm not blaming you.  i just know me. i'd be jealous. jealous of . . . of all humanity.  some rival, huh?	Lois, someday --
what else could i do?	Oh, I'm not blaming you.  I just know me. I'd be jealous. Jealous of . . . of all humanity.  Some rival, huh?
everybody. everybody else. i'd be buying my little rainbow at the their expense. all the ones who say "help. come quick. now" i know who you'd have to pick.	What else could I do?
"they?"	Everybody. Everybody else. I'd be buying my little rainbow at the their expense. All the ones who say "Help. Come quick. Now" I know who you'd have to pick.
oh, when it comes to you i am. not that i don't understand why they all need you. but they can't need you more than i do.	"They?"
you're not selfish at all.	Oh, when it comes to you I am. Not that I don't understand why they all need you. but they can't need you more than I do.
me too, oh, i tried to convince myself, believe me, "it's like being married to a doctor," i said. doctors are practically never at home. the get emergency calls in the middle of the night and their wives manage to live with it. then a voice said, " could you be a doctor's wife? or are you too selfish . . . "	You're not selfish at all.
i'm sorry.	Me too, Oh, I tried to convince myself, believe me, "It's like being married to a doctor," I said. Doctors are practically never at home. The get emergency calls in the middle of the night and their wives manage to live with it. Then a voice said, " could you be a doctor's wife? Or are you too selfish . . . "
i know, i know all the arguments, you don't have to tell me. that's what i did all night -- i "listened to the voices of  reason" till the dawn came up. do you have any idea what a vile sound it to hear the first bird singing when you've been up night crying?	I'm sorry.
sleep well?	Never closed my eyes.
oh, hi.	Sleep well?
hi.	Oh, hi.
don't . . . it's not your fault . . . you didn't know . . .	He knew. I heard him. I just didn't listen.
i have to try, dammit! something, anything . . .	Don't . . . it's not your fault . . . you didn't know . . .
but what can you do? there's no way now . . .	I have to try, dammit! Something, anything . . .
i have to go back . . .to the fortress . . .	But what can you do? There's no way now . . .
i don't want a bodyguard. i want the man i fell in love with.	I know that, Lois. And I wish he were here . . .
maybe we ought to hire a bodyguard from now on.	I don't want a bodyguard. I want the man I fell in love with.
let's get you inside . . . .	Maybe we ought to hire a bodyguard from now on.
blood . . . my . . . blood . . .	Let's get you inside . . . .
clark . . . it doesn't matter . . . we can move . . .	Do you . . . ah . . . want to step outside?
you did it. you gave it all up for me. i . . . i don't know what to say.	Say you love me.
let's go to my place.	Your place?  Maybe I should change,  Maybe you should, too.
let's go to my place.	Let's go to my place.
i want to.	Let's go to my place.
i guess it would be all right if -  lois, now that you know me, i think you ought to know it all.	I want to.
"what's happening." oh, is that the understatement of the year. well, so . . . where do you want to . . . talk?	I guess it would be all right if -  Lois, now that you know me, I think you ought to know it all.
not here, perry'll be calling at six to find out what's happening.	"What's happening." Oh, is that the understatement of the year. Well, so . . . where do you want to . . . talk?
i'm listening.	Not here, Perry'll be calling at six to find out what's happening.
we'd better talk.	I'm listening.
i'm in love with you. how do you feel?	We'd better talk.
i didn't think i wanted to.	Well, not in your mind, but maybe . . .deep in your heart . . .
maybe you wanted to.	I didn't think I wanted to.
you don't have anything to be sorry  about.  how could i . . .	Maybe you wanted to.
i was right. you are superman.	Oh come on, that's ridic -
lois, i . . .	I was right. you are Superman.
it's true. it's true.	Lois, I . . .
oh clark, no!	Lois, help! I can't --  I can't swim -- !
because of what i'm betting.  my life.	What??
how could you win a crazy bet like --	Because of what I'm betting.  My life.
uh-uh.  listen, i'll tell you what. you say i'm wrong. and i say i'm right. so why don't we make a little bet on it?	How could you win a crazy bet like --
you've been under a lot of pressure lately -	Uh-uh.  Listen, I'll tell you what. You say I'm wrong. And I say I'm right. So why don't we make a little bet on it?
no, of course not, lois. you just get carried away sometimes. believe me, i understand --	You've been under a lot of pressure lately -
listen, i've got to give you credit. your disguise is nearly perfect. i mean, if you fooled me, and i am nobody's fool --	No, of course not, Lois. You just get carried away sometimes. Believe me, I understand --
who ????	Listen, I've got to give you credit. Your disguise is nearly perfect. I mean, if you fooled me, and I am nobody's fool --
don't fake me out, clark.  or whoever you are.	Whoever, I  Look, maybe you ought to take a walk and clear your head. I'II meet you back at the motel.
lois, i don't have the vaguest idea -- as usual -- what you're --	Don't fake me out, Clark.  Or whoever you are.
superman? oh, was he here?	And you weren't. As usual. What do you say to that?
i mean it strikes me funny that every time superman comes around, you disappear.	Superman? Oh, was he here?
i was getting hot dogs. what do you mean?	I mean it strikes me funny that every time Superman comes around, you disappear.
where were you?	I was getting hot dogs. What do you mean?
no. i mean here you stand with one of nature's most awesome spectacles and the whole time you've had your back to it. aren't you impressed?	Frankly, once you've seen Superman in action, Niagara Falls tends to leave you cold.
aw, c'mon -- anybody can get hungry.	No. I mean here you stand with one of nature's most awesome spectacles and the whole time you've had your back to it. Aren't you impressed?
lois, you're amazing.	Aw, c'mon -- anybody can get hungry.
hey, are you hungry? i'm hungry.	Lois, you're amazing.
i don't know, they look pretty happy to me...	That's because you can hardly see through those things.
i was. . . uh. . . just wondering about the.. . .the.. . . the uh, arrangements.  sleeping arrangements.	Mr. Smith -  -- the "complimentary couch."
oh sure, everything is complimentary. until you get the bill.	I was. . . uh. . . just wondering about the.. . .the.. . . the uh, arrangements.  Sleeping arrangements.
a "complimentary corsage."	Oh sure, everything is complimentary. Until you get the bill.
yeah, thanks. . . . i mean, really! posing as newlyweds to uncover the honeymoon racket in niagara falls.  i mean,. imagine wasting a great reporter -  -- uh, reporters -- on this.  perry white and his sunday magazine exposes.	But this should be exposed. They get kids here who are just starting out in life and they take them for every nickel they can get. That's what Perry says.
hah, some guys say i have magic fingers.	Oh, you're a great writer, Lois, nobody doubts that.
'magic fingers.' fifty cents.	Hah, some guys say I have magic fingers.
it is kinda romantic.	In July???
really?	Of course, that's what friends are for.
clark, everything i was saying -- can't you see i only say it because i really care?	Really?
maybe i could try --	Be my guest.
haven't you heard? there's an energy crisis.  no, this was good enough for my mother --	Maybe I could try --
lois, why don't you at least get one of those automatic ones?	Haven't you heard? There's an energy crisis.  No, this was good enough for my mother --
actually, yes.	Well, you shouldn't  Be more aggressive, Clark! Trust your instinct! When you see your opportunity, grab it! I do.
sure! but nobody knows it. least of all you.  look, would you mind if i gave you some constructive criticism?	Actually, yes.
i do?	Sure! But nobody knows it. Least of all you.  Look, would you mind if I gave you some constructive criticism?
of course not. not when you've got so much going for you.	I do?
i don't?	Of course not. Not when you've got so much going for you.
one thousand?? that's an awful lot of oranges. you know there are pill, lois. i've seen them.	Oh sure. The American answer to everything. Pills.  No, this is --  -- natural.
well, you never will again!  thanks to vitamin c! i'm reading a book that says the foundation of a sound body structure is one thousand milligrams of vitamin c every day.	One thousand?? That's an awful lot of oranges. You know there are pill, Lois. I've seen them.
uh. . .	Well, you never will again!  Thanks to Vitamin C! I'm reading a book that says the foundation of a sound body structure is one thousand milligrams of Vitamin C every day.
when was the last time you heard me sneeze?	Uh. . .
lois, what are you doing?	When was the last time you heard me sneeze?
do i detect a note of jealousy?	Lois, what are you doing?
not everyone can have x-ray vision, you know.	Do I detect a note of jealousy?
then maybe you should get your glasses checked.	Not everyone can have X-ray vision, you know.
lois, i usually do.	Then maybe you should get your glasses checked.
no offense, kent. you're good, but lois is the best we've got.	No, I meant, it's awfully dangerous.
gee. but --	No offense, Kent. You're good, but Lois is the best we've got.
the minute the story broke i bundled her on the first concord out of here. if paris goes kablooey i want the best reporter i've got right there in the middle of it.	Gee. But --
what??	The minute the story broke I bundled her on the first Concord out of here. If Paris goes kablooey I want the best reporter I've got right there in the middle of it.
does she know about it? she's in it!	What??
does lois know about this yet?	Does she know about it? She's in it!
that's why they call 'em terrorists.  go down to the morgue and dig up anything you can find on past incidents of --	Does Lois know about this yet?
but . . ..that's terrible!	That's why they call 'em terrorists.  Go down to the morgue and dig up anything you can find on past incidents of --
actually i was trying to catch up on my reading. there's a lot of dickens i never got around to --	Dickens! The whole world's about to blow up and you're reading Dickens?!
don't you watch television? don't you listen to the radio?	Actually I was trying to catch up on my reading. There's a lot of Dickens I never got around to --
uh...home...	Don't you watch television? Don't you listen to the radio?
get your head out of the clouds, kent. where you been  the last twelve hours?	Uh...home...
good. my heart can't take it.	Your heart, Miss Teschmacher? I never knew you had one.
you'll miss the battle of the century!	Good. My heart can't take it.
i like trees.	So does your average cocker spaniel. Give me another one.  Under . . . the big one there.
a good time! is that all you care about?!	I wouldn't know. I've never had one.
look at this! snow. ice.  your idea of a good time.	A good time! Is that all you care about?!
mush!  mush!	Look at this! Snow. Ice.  Your idea of a good time.
you thought about me in a parka. that's sick, lex. really.	North!
a parka.	You thought about me in a parka. That's sick, Lex. Really.
a bikini! i'll need to buy a new bikini, lex.  c'mon. after being cooped up in that prison, haven't you thought about me in a bikini . . ...once maybe ?	A parka.
you'll have to pack quickly.	A bikini! I'll need to buy a new bikini, Lex.  C'mon. After being cooped up in that prison, haven't you thought about me in a bikini . . ...once maybe ?
there is some good in you, lex, after all.	You'll have to pack quickly.
how would you like to take a little vacation? i mean you've earned it, you know? you deserve it.	There is some good in you, Lex, after all.
what else is ballast for?	How would you like to take a little vacation? I mean you've earned it, you know? You deserve it.
lex...lex, how could you do that to otis?	What else is ballast for?
that was two days ago. frankly, i think this place is a bit boring. it's all white. why doesn't the guy put up some posters? maybe some bullfight things . . .	It's beautiful.
why didn't you go before we left?	That was two days ago. Frankly, I think this place is a bit boring. It's all white. Why doesn't the guy put up some posters? Maybe some bullfight things . . .
wrong.	Why didn't you go before we left?
it has everything.	Wrong.
it's beautiful.	It has everything.
it's beautiful.	It's beautiful.
no, me, me, me. thank you.	It's beautiful.
i'll be alright.	No, me, me, me. Thank you.
genius!  --  lex.	I'll be alright.
it' s fantastic! ----- this place is genius.	Genius!  --  Lex.
this way lex.	It' s fantastic! ----- This place is genius.
why am i doing this? why am i here?	Is this a philosophy seminar? No. This is getaway.
well done, miss teschmacher.	Why am I doing this? Why am I here?
isn't that what the old canaveral guys used to call a comet on an east-west trajectory?	How the hell would I know? I was in high school back in those days.
what's a curl?	Isn't that what the old Canaveral guys used to call a comet on an East-West trajectory?
i think he said a "curl."	What's a curl?
what'd he say before? he saw a girl?	I think he said a "curl."
artemis? do you read me?	What'd he say before? He saw a girl?
game plan! it's fourth down and long yardage, the two-minute warning sounded and the ball's deep in our territory! how brilliant do you have to be?!	Superman's got something up his sleeve, that's for sure. We just haven't figured it out. Isn't that right, Miss Lane?
maybe we just don' t know his game plan.	Game plan! It's fourth down and long yardage, the two-minute warning sounded and the ball's deep in our territory! How brilliant do you have to be?!
i can't understand it! where is he? i mean, he shows up every time a cat gets stuck in a tree, and  now he decides to pull a disappearing act?	Maybe we just don' t know his game plan.
a gang of terrorists seized the eiffel tower in paris	He knows where the Eiffel Tower is, Olsen.  You do, don't you, Kent?
mr. white, the pressroom wants to know how much longer to hold the front page.	Give it another ten minutes. If we don't --  Hell, I'll tell him.  Pete? If we haven't got anything new in the next ten minutes just go with the wire service copy under the 40 pt. banner and run the picture for three columns.  Kent, I need a background story for the page 3 sidebar. Give me every thing you know about this terrorist group.
and she -- the one you have chosen -- she feels as much for you?	Yes.
but you had more than that, and i know it. you and my father --  you had each other.  can i never have what you had?	And she -- the one you have chosen -- she feels as much for you?
because that is your heritage. those are the values we lived by on krypton.	But you had more than that, and I know it. You and my father --  you had each other.  Can I never have what you had?
patience, kal-el. you begin to sound like an earthling. superman mother, you speak only of honor, of sacrifice, of responsibility --	Because that is your heritage. Those are the values we lived by on Krypton.
yes, but it's not all i feel.	Patience, Kal-El. You begin to sound like an Earthling. SUPERMAN Mother, you speak only of honor, of sacrifice, of responsibility --
you have been given a higher form of happiness. the happiness you feel by serving others, by inspiring them to --	Yes, but it's not all I feel.
selfish! but they get a chance at happiness. can't i have that chance?	You have been given a higher form of happiness. The happiness you feel by serving others, by inspiring them to --
you no longer can serve humanity if you invest your time and emotion in one of them at the expense of the rest.  surely this is not how you repay their gratitude, kal-el. could you really abandon the weak and the needy merely to fulfill some selfish dream.	Selfish! But they get a chance at happiness. Can't I have that chance?
the one danger we have considered is that the phantom zone might - we cannot predict - just might be cracked by a nuclear explosion in space. i cannot say i am glad you asked me that -	I didn't ask her anything . . .
i asked the right question.	The one danger we have considered is that the Phantom Zone might - we cannot predict - just might be cracked by a nuclear explosion in space. I cannot say I am glad you asked me that -
the elders have, of course, thought long and hard about that question.	I asked the right question.
no possibility for parole?	The Elders have, of course, thought long and hard about that question.
and so our scientists constructed, from an irreversible mathematical equation, the phantom zone. in it we imprisoned these three arch-villains for all eternity.	No possibility for parole?
sensible enough.	And so our scientists constructed, from an irreversible mathematical equation, the Phantom Zone. In it we imprisoned these three arch-villains for all eternity.
the three proved - after exhaustive efforts - incapable of rehabilitation. now as you know, we had no death penalty -	Sensible enough.
my kind of people.	The three proved - after exhaustive efforts - incapable of rehabilitation. Now as you know, we had no death penalty -
for many eons the peoples of our world have lived together in harmony. then there appeared among us three anti-social elements - what on earth are classified as "criminals."	My kind of people.
now this i want to hear.	For many eons the peoples of our world have lived together in harmony. Then there appeared among us three anti-social elements - what on Earth are classified as "criminals."
-- as the keeper of the archives of krypton, it falls to me to tell you of the darkest episode in our planets history.	Now This I want to hear.
that little black box goes beyond any known conventional radar, it tracks alpha waves.	Ahhhhhh -- Alpha Waves.
that little black box, mr. luthor, i mean -- what's it for?	That little black box goes beyond any known conventional radar, it tracks Alpha Waves.
shhhhhhh!	That little black box, Mr. Luthor, I mean -- what's it for?
oh! that black box in our cell?	Shhhhhhh!
otis, your brain defies any known scientific laws in its infinite capacity to deteriorate. every man has a vulnerable point. some like you otis, have more that one. i didn't see superman's in time. but now through patience, invention and skill, my  black box is just about ready.	Oh! That black box in our cell?
to ski?	OTIS, your brain defies any known scientific laws in its infinite capacity to deteriorate. Every man has a vulnerable point. Some like you Otis, have more that one. I didn't see Superman's in time. But now through patience, invention and skill, my  black box is just about ready.
why?	To ski?
north.	Why?
where?	North.
i mean they can't even trace that guy on that radar they got, every time they try he just flies off.	Where?
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i want my liberace record back tonight.	DELETE IN CUTTING
don't feel bad, mr. luthor. it almost worked. i mean california almost threw up right in the ocean. millions of people almost killed. if it hadn't been for that guy superman - that overgrown boyscout...	I want my Liberace record back tonight.
what do you want?	Australia.
oh, general, the world is a big place. thank goodness, my needs are small...as  it turns out, i have this affinity for beachfront property . . .	What do you want?
certainly. but - er. oh magnificent one, he's just one, but you are three, or four even, if you count him twice.	We will bring him to his knees!
he has powers as we do . . .	Certainly. But - Er. Oh Magnificent one, he's just one, but you are three, or four even, if you count him twice.
constantly.	He has powers as we do . . .
he flies as well, then . . .	Constantly.
oh my fullness, as i explained to you before, i am about the best there is. second best there is.	Revenge! We will kill the son of our jailer!
no, jor-el, the baseball player that came from porto rico. yes jor-el your jailer.	The son of Jor-El on this Planet?
we have all of this without you. you cannot bargain with what you don't have.	Oh magnificent one. What I am bargaining with is what you do not have -- the son  of Jor-El.
wait, wait, wait just a moment. wait till you've got to know better will you please.  wait, -- look, i can give you anything you want. i can give you the brass ring, the - er -- unlimited freedom to maim, cure, destroy, chew - plus lex luthor's savvy. lex luthor's career guidance... lex luthor's school of...	We have all of this without you. You cannot bargain with what you don't have.
oh no.  i really like it sometimes.  and if it weren't for him, i wouldn't have met you.	But him is you.  Now I'm confused.
it must be tough, having to be clark kent.	Oh no.  I really like it sometimes.  And if it weren't for him, I wouldn't have met you.
i never did this before . . . i have to tell you.	Hey, don't worry. You'll be fine, Just . . . well, don't rush it.
like it? it's magnificent!  not that it couldn't use a woman's touch. especially around dinner time.	Dinner. Oh yes.  I'm sorry, I just never do much about that.  But tonight -- I mean, anything you want, Lois.
so --  i hope you like it.	Like it? It's magnificent!  Not that it couldn't use a woman's touch. Especially around dinner time.
i must be. but i'm not.  your home. this is your home.	Well . . . it's been more like a fortress than a home.  Until now.
you must be freezing.	I must be. But I'm not.  Your home. This is your home.
really lois, we've got to stop meeting this --	The bomb! It's in there! Any second now, its --
superman! the --	Really Lois, we've got to stop meeting this --
which one would you like to join, luthor? pick a hole.	Wait a minute, wait a minute, let's talk a deal, Superman. We can take a lunch on this --
listen. have i got a proposition for you, superman. i mean i owe you one, you know? now don't say yes or no till you hear me out . . .	Which one would you like to join, Luthor? Pick a hole.
too late, luthor. too late . . .	Listen. Have I got a proposition for you, Superman. I mean I owe you one, you know? Now don't say yes or no till you hear me out . . .
are you kidding? i knew it all the time. did you see how they fell into our trap? beautiful . . .	Too late, Luthor. Too late . . .
i knew you'd double-cross me, luthor. a lying weasel like you couldn't resist the chance . . .	Are you kidding? I knew it all the time. Did you see how they fell into our trap? Beautiful . . .
wait! don't go in! it's a trap!	Luthor, you poisonous snake . . .
i'll have to take the chance. try to get them all into that molecule chamber. it takes away their powers, reduces them to human beings. now if you could . . .	Wait! Don't go in! It's a trap!
me? i'm loaded with good! i mean i've never even used it.	I'll have to take the chance. Try to get them all into that molecule chamber. It takes away their powers, reduces them to human beings. Now if you could . . .
perhaps there is some good in you after all, lex luthor.	Me? I'm loaded with good! I mean I've never even used it.
hey, let's be fair. actually, there've been two or three times --	Now I shall have the Son of Jor-El as my slave! Forever. If not, the millions of earthlings you protect will pay for your defiance.  Beginning with this one.
put down lex luthor !	Put down Lex Luthor?
north. keep going north!	Put down Lex Luthor !
where is his home, lex luthor? which way?	North. Keep going North!
no drinks . no movie. this is the last time i take a charter flight.	Where is his home, Lex Luthor? Which way?
what more?	Cuba.
perhaps a small . . . incentive, your          ultimate. a tiny bauble to help me jog my memory . . .	What more?
there is something more you want. the         greed is written on your face.	Perhaps a small . . . incentive, your          Ultimate. A tiny bauble to help me jog my memory . . .
why do you say this to me when you know i will kill you for it?	Kill me? Lex Luthor? Extinguish the greatest criminal flame of our age? Eradicate the only man on earth . . .
you said it. three-to-one should get you         both ears and the tail.	He ran in fear from us . . .
you'll find out, general! and when you do . . .	Come to me, Superman! If you dare! I defy you! Come! Come, and kneel before Zod!
who is this . . . superman?	You'll find out, General! And when you do . . .
i wish i knew. --  oh, god.	Zod.  Zod.
who is this imbecile? where is he?	I wish I knew. --  Oh, God.
i'm the man they're  protecting. i'm the president. i'll kneel before you if it will save lives.	It will. Starting with your own.
yes, but will you honor it?	We have not the choice to refuse, have we, if we believe it is a real hydrogen bomb that they have.
um. . . .we have made this guarantee.	Yes, but will you honor it?
there will be no attack? no attempt to overpower the terrorists?	Um. . . .we have made this guarantee.
in return for a guarantee that we will not launch an attack an them.	There will be no attack? No attempt to overpower the terrorists?
and now they are willing to release the rest of the hostages?	In return for a guarantee that we will not launch an attack an them.
did you really believe we would give up our advantage?	"Super-sucker . " For once, Lex Luthor was right.
general --- ?	We must combine our strength.
he's captured non!	Don't worry. I will draw his fire.  With a few of my own.
sentimental idiot.	He's captured Non!
he...  cares. he actually cares about these . . . . . .these people. these earth people .	Sentimental idiot.
yes?	He...  cares. He actually cares about these . . . . . .these People. These earth People .
this "super" man is nothing of the kind. i have discovered his weakness.	Yes?
you are master of all you survey.	And so I was yesterday. And the day before.
look, they need a machine to fly.	Brave young heroes. Be nice to them, my dear. Blow them a kiss.
what shall we do now?	Stay. I will come to you.
so this is the planet houston . . .	What shall we do now?
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then we must go there too.  to rule. finally - to rule!  and then you shall have what you want.	DELETE IN CUTTING
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yes. to all of us. the closer we come to an atmosphere with only one sun - a yellow sun - the more our molecular density gives us unlimited powers!	DELETE IN CUTTING   ) There . . .  A place called . . . Houston . . .
strange. i tore those metal fibers like paper. and what he did . . ..  was amazing!  something is happening . . ..	Yes. To all of us. The closer we come to an atmosphere with only one sun - a yellow sun - the more our molecular density gives us unlimited powers!
free!	Free!
maybe if you'd have met who i am now, instead of the spoiled brat you met a few weeks ago, it would have been different between us.	Lacy. . . I . . .
you'll find a good man lacy. you deserve one.	Maybe if you'd have met who I am now, instead of the spoiled brat you met a few weeks ago, it would have been different between us.
you know: strong, gentle, tall men with bright blue eyes and square. men who like to dance slow, the old fashioned way, the way their mothers taught them on the night before their prom.	You'll find a good man Lacy. You deserve one.
like me?	You know: strong, gentle, tall men with bright blue eyes and square. Men who like to dance slow, the old fashioned way, the way their mothers taught them on the night before their prom.
any more like you back home, clark?	Like me?
i'm not so sure you do.	Any more like you back home, Clark?
you don't have to be polite, clark. i've got a pretty good idea of how you feel about me.	I'm not so sure you do.
i'm sorry to see you go.	You don't have to be polite, Clark. I've got a pretty good idea of how you feel about me.
daddy's offered me jobs at some of his other companies. but, i've been thinking maybe i'll take some time off.  i'm going to find a place like smallville, in the country. maybe a  farm . . .  see what the slow lane is like.	I'm sorry to see you go.
gee, i'm really sorry.	No mind, it's only antique Irish linen.
hi. is dinner ready? i'm famished.	Let's sit down. They walk to the table. LOIS calls out to the balcony.
oh . . . my . . .	Clark. . . !
i missed you. it wasn't any fun up there with just lois and superman. they're so boring. let's go do something wild!	But they're expecting us. It wouldn't be polite.
shouldn't you pay the cabbie?	Oh . . . Right. . . I'll be back in a flash.
hello, lacy. can anybody break a twenty? the cabbie didn't have any change.	. . . Let me get my purse.
gee, i don't think . . .	Come early. The view is so romantic from my balcony.
i'll just invite them both to my hotel suite and we'll have high tea. it's very chic.	Gee, I don't think . . .
yes, i know. i'm sure it will be a great story.	I'll just invite them both to my hotel suite and we'll have high tea. It's very chic.
then prove it. lois is doing an interview with superman about his peace mission . . .	Yes, I know. I'm sure it will be a great story.
i'm not avoiding you. i've been very busy and . . . i like you . . . i really do.	Then prove it. Lois is doing an interview with Superman about his peace mission . . .
he's a jerk. i never noticed it before. seems like a lot of people i know are jerks . . .  . . . maybe you think the same thing about me. that's why you keep avoiding me.	I'm not avoiding you. I've been very busy and . . . I like you . . . I really do.
now you try, clark. we'll start you off with 60 pounds.	If you say so. Here goes.
don't give up. this is a perfect subject for your series on young metropolis. now let's get those knees up!	Now you try, Clark. We'll start you off with 60 pounds.
maybe i should sit this one out.	Don't give up. This is a perfect subject for your series on young Metropolis. Now let's get those knees up!
i feel kind of light-headed . . .	Don't worry, I've got you.
no, realistic. there's no magic in the world. girls just don't get swept off their feet anymore.	I feel kind of light-headed . . .
that sounds kind of pessimistic.	No, realistic. There's no magic in the world. Girls just don't get swept off their feet anymore.
don't tell me you're waiting for lightning to strike. wide-eyed romantics are an endangered species.	That sounds kind of pessimistic.
well, my career takes up a lot of my time.	Don't tell me you're waiting for lightning to strike. Wide-eyed romantics are an endangered species.
what about here?	Well, my career takes up a lot of my time.
oh . . . no, there's no one back home.	What about here?
that's not what we were taught. 'look out for number one' -- that's daddy's golden rule ... he always ends up with the gold.	Oh . . . no, there's no one back home.
no ... metropolis is a confusing place. back in smallville -- my hometown -- everything was more simple. people would sacrifice everything just to lend a helping hand.	That's not what we were taught. 'Look out for number one' -- that's daddy's golden rule ... he always ends up with the gold.
my prom was so boring. we all flew to paris the next day to recover . . . sometimes my whole life seems boring. i thing maybe i should just give everything away and go live among the poor people. then i remember how smashing i look in sable . . . oh, it's all so confusing. you think i'm silly, don't you?	No ... Metropolis is a confusing place. Back in Smallville -- my hometown -- everything was more simple. People would sacrifice everything just to lend a helping hand.
actually, i had a crash course from my mother the night before my prom.	My prom was so boring. We all flew to Paris the next day to recover . . . Sometimes my whole life seems boring. I thing maybe I should just give everything away and go live among the poor people. Then I remember how smashing I look in sable . . . oh, it's all so confusing. You think I'm silly, don't you?
don't tell me. you learned to dance at church socials.	Actually, I had a crash course from my mother the night before my prom.
i've never been in a place like this before.	This is Metropolis after hours! This is what you'll be writing about. C'mon, let's dance.
gosh, i'm sorry, we better get in line.	Oh, Clark, you're so delightfully primitive.
you're late. very late.	Gosh, I'm sorry, we better get in line.
they make my eyes itch.	Don't worry. I won't make you do it alone. I know all the right places. I'm a member at all the right clubs . . . We'll start tonight at the grand opening of the Metro Club! It's a date!
that's just it! you don't have to flaunt it. you're no slave to fashion ... although ...	They make my eyes itch.
and i'm usually in bed by ten-thirty.	That's just it! You don't have to flaunt it. You're no slave to fashion ... although ...
but you're perfect for it. you're young, you're single, you're successful...	And I'm usually in bed by ten-thirty.
i really don't think . . .	But you're perfect for it. You're young, you're single, you're successful...
it's brilliant. daddy thinks so, too. you'll write a new series -- 'metropolis after hours.'	I really don't think . . .
it must have been a super effort to get out of bed, clark.	Well, I'm feeling a lot better . . . almost chipper . . .  . . . and all because I had a visit from a very good nurse.
everyone's saying he's . . . dead. but i know that isn't true. i feel it in my heart. i think he just needs help.	You know him so well.  But I'm sure he'll manage . . . wherever he is.
superman? has something happened to him?	Everyone's saying he's . . . dead. But I know that isn't true. I feel it in my heart. I think he just needs help.
it's just a bad flu, really. how did you know . . .	You haven't been at work . . . you didn't call the office . . .  you didn't even call me. How could you not call back?
. . . please leave your message at the beep.	Clark, it's Lois. This is the fourth message. I've left. . . Where are you ?
it's her father's grey matter that's weakened if you ask me. how can i ask superman such a dumb question.	Politely?
'are you or are you not part of a plot to weaken our national defense?'	It's her father's grey matter that's weakened if you ask me. How can I ask Superman such a dumb question.
oh, probably just a picture request. i'll take care of it if you want, lois.	I don't think 'fan mail' fits this letter.  Read it, Clark.
the president is about to speak. i don't think it's going to be good news.	You always overreact, Clark. How terrible can it be?
i don't think we're being treated fairly, lois. and i'm going to tell miss warfield.	Clark . . . wait!
no paris?	I don't think we're being treated fairly, Lois. And I'm going to tell Miss Warfield.
that tycoon who owns all those sleazy tabloids?	Au contraire, mon ami! He owns all those sleazy tabloids and the Daily Planet!
regardez.  voila monsieur david warfield.	That tycoon who owns all those sleazy tabloids?
lex, we all appreciate how you've supported us lately and . . . uh . . . in recognition of your hard work we've decided to increase your commission to 12 percent.	Gee guys, that's swell of you. But  . . . I've got another idea.
and what do we get out of it?	If my plan works, gentlemen, I'll just take a tiny commission . . . something . . .appropriate. . . a number with a lot of zeros after it.
and this so-called . . . nuclear man. . . of yours can defeat superman?	Do people die in Italian Operas? Gentlemen, if all goes to plan Nuclear Man will return from the sun with power awesome enough to do what none before him has ever been able to . . . pierce Superman's skin. He'll be mortal, he'll get sick . . . and we'll dance on his grave.
boys, old lex has a secret recipe in this dish . . . call it a genetic stew. you help me place it on one of your missiles and i promise you . . . if superman throws it into the sun, he'll get the biggest surprise of his life. i'll be able to introduce superman to his first nightmare . . . a nuclear man!	And this so-called . . . Nuclear Man. . . of yours can defeat Superman?
but superman isn't an average man.	And what am I? A Shriner? No, If you'll join forces with me, together we can make the world safe for war profits again.
of course it is. do you know what the sun is? why it's just one huge nuclear bomb. a bomb with enough radiation to incinerate an average man like . . .  that.	But Superman isn't an average man.
close the curtains. the sun is hurting my eyes.	Of course it is. Do you know what the sun is? Why it's just one huge nuclear bomb. A bomb with enough radiation to incinerate an average man like . . .  that.
but you can't tell where one country begins and another ends. you can't see any borders. it's just . . . one world.	Good. If you can see it, and I can see it, maybe some day everyone will see it.
go on . . .	But you can't tell where one country begins and another ends. You can't see any borders. It's just . . . one world.
well . . . i see the ocean currents. . . and the rain . . . and mountains and rivers. . . but . . .	Go on . . .
i'll try. . .	Well . . . I see the ocean currents. . . and the rain . . . and mountains and rivers. . . but . . .
jeremy, i need you to tell the people of the world what you see.	I'll try. . .
awesome!	Jeremy, I need you to tell the people of the world what you see.
would you mind waiting for me in the visitor's gallery?	N-no...I mean...you bet.
would you mind taking a walk with me?	Absolutely!
well, i don't understand.	I'm sorry.
but what good is a vow if everything gets blown away?  what good was my letter?	I'm going to pass this letter on to all the leaders of the world. I promise you. For it is they , and not I, that represent the people of Earth.
because i made a vow. never to interfere in the destiny of your planet.	But what good is a vow if everything gets blown away?  What good was my letter?
impossible? why?	Because I made a vow. Never to interfere in the destiny of your planet.
no, daddy. our business is journalism. we can't continue to be so irresponsible . . . or else we'll just lead everyone into a disaster.	Don't be over-dramatic, young lady. What kind of disaster could we help bring about?
less sensational papers go broke. i thought i taught you long ago the business of newspapers is business.	No, Daddy. Our business is journalism. We can't continue to be so irresponsible . . . or else we'll just lead everyone into a disaster.
i'd just like to have a little less sensationalism.	Less sensational papers go broke. I thought I taught you long ago the business of newspapers is business.
tone down our headlines? lacy, that's all the common man reads!	I'd just like to have a little less sensationalism.
yes, darling?	Stuff it.
daddy . . . ?	Yes, darling?
didn't we have our little talk about personal involvement with the help? now that you're the publisher . . .	Daddy . . . ?
i know daddy. i'm worried about him.	Didn't we have our little talk about personal involvement with the help? Now that you're the publisher . . .
darling, it's good riddance. let her go. and while you're at it, fire that clark kent. he hasn't been here in days. he hasn't even called.	I know Daddy. I'm worried about him.
oh . . . no . . . i mean, we just went  dancing . . . for  a story . . .	Your grandfather had one iron rule that's stood me well. Never fraternize with the help. Keep too your own station. Am I clear?
clark kent! you socialized with him . . . a . . . reporter!	Oh . . . no . . . I mean, we just went  dancing . . . for  a story . . .
who does clark kent think he is anyway! he never even said good night!	Clark Kent! You socialized with him . . . a . . . reporter!
not so fast!  all trips are canceled. we pay for wire services. and what we don't get from them, we'll invent.	Mr. White, come with me I want to see
he was getting on . . . and then this man with luggage and . . .  oh, it's a long story.	It always is with Clark.
where's clark?	He was getting on . . . and then this man with luggage and . . .  oh, it's a long story.
what's that?	Our other dinner guest.
what's he going to say?	Something . . . wonderful.
but he's never there.	Why, Lois, I didn't know . . . Who is he?
right . . . you want to tell him how you feel . . .	But he's never there.
and your heart beats faster just thinking about him.	Right . . . you want to tell him how you feel . . .
lois, have you ever fallen for a guy and he's not like other guys . . . he's different. it's like you come from two different worlds.	And your heart beats faster just thinking about him.
that's because there's nothing to figure out. now will you please pay attention. i'm not through insulting your father.	Lois, have you ever fallen for a guy and he's not like other guys . . . he's different. It's like you come from two different worlds.
clark. he's late again.  i can't figure him out.	That's because there's nothing to figure out. Now will you please pay attention. I'm not through insulting your father.
who?	Clark. He's late again.  I can't figure him out.
i know i'm not exactly a girl scout but . . . maybe if i show him i'm trying . . . he'll like me.	Who?
an angle?	Daddy loves to whip up campaigns! People eat it up. We'll make this kid a celebrity. The whole world will be waiting for Superman's answer.
i think there's an angle.	An angle?
this letter was addressed to superman care of me.	Superman gets mail here?
but all men like me, lois. i'm very rich.	. . . And  very nave!
forget it, princess. clark is the world's oldest boy scout  trustworthy, loyal, obedient, helpful... and i don't remember the rest, but he's them too. and i promise, he's not interested in anyone like you.	But all men like me, Lois. I'm very rich.
i think he's kind of cute.	Forget it, Princess. Clark is the world's oldest boy scout  Trustworthy, loyal, obedient, helpful... and I don't remember the rest, but he's them too. And I promise, he's not interested in anyone like you.
is he for real?	One hundred percent.  And I like him that way.
never. but we have to hide out for a  while. lay low. say. . . a couple of years. by then i'll have a new plan.	Lucky I brought my drums.
you think he'll find us.	Never. But we have to hide out for a  while. Lay low. Say. . . a couple of years. By then I'll have a new plan.
ready, uncle lex?	If you need us we'll, be five hundred feet underground waiting for the Nuclear winter to turn to nuclear spring.
don't worry honey, i'm sure he'll make a swell husband.	Ready, Uncle Lex?
this wasn't in the plan.	I think he has his own plan, Uncle Lex.
we'll all fry.	This wasn't in the plan.
boy, are you gonna get it.	My nephew, Leonard. He worships me.  Let's share a toast to you . . . a nice guy who's about to finish last.
of course! that's his one vulnerability. the one way he can be stopped.	What?
good. let's hope he stays that way.	Of course! That's his one vulnerability. The one way he can be stopped.
he's . . . cold. . .	Good. Let's hope he stays that way.
hmm . . . nuclear levitation. now that's a trick that could come in handy.	He's . . . cold. . .
didn't you see it? he lifted me up and crashed me down.	Hmm . . . Nuclear levitation. Now that's a trick that could come in handy.
what was that about?	Didn't you see it? He lifted me up and crashed me down.
hey! just remember i made you.	You're just an experiment, freako!
hey! he looks . . . normal.	He's . . .  beautiful. Perfect.
there!	Hey! He looks . . . normal.
you're spookin' me out, uncle lex.	There!
not how i might have put it, but, correct. the remains i sent to the sun included the creatures genetic memory. he'll remember everything that he experienced. not to worry. he'll find his way back to me.  did you hear that?	You're spookin' me out, Uncle Lex.
the one superman wrecked up?	Not how I might have put it, but, correct. The remains I sent to the sun included the creatures genetic memory. He'll remember everything that he experienced. Not to worry. He'll find his way back to me.  Did you hear that?
oh leonard . . . when i sent the remains of my last experiment . . .	The one Superman wrecked up?
hey, uncle lex, how's the nuclear guy goin' to find his way here?	Oh Leonard . . . When I sent the remains of my last experiment . . .
gee, uncle lex, i was just getting to the good part.	Get the box, nephew.
superman broke your monster, uncle lex.	I must have miscalculated. How. . .
gee, uncle lex, i don't think this guy's much of a dancer.	Let's try to keep your I.Q. a family secret, Leonard. Before we launch him against Superman, we have to test him ... see how well he does with mayhem and destruction. Kind of a coming out party under the glare of media covering the Metro Club gala. And once he proves himself, then . . .
whoa. . .	He has all of Superman's powers. If I've planned it right. . .
he missed the door, uncle lex.	Quiet! You'll make him self-conscious.
but why the hair?	That hair contains a sample of Superman's genetic material. The building blocks of his body. With my genius and enough nuclear power to mutate those genes, I will create a being with all his powers . . . but with absolute allegiance to me!
. . . i look at you, lenny, and i know how the romans felt when the barbarians arrived at their city gate.	But why the hair?
a toupee that flies?	. . . I look at you, Lenny, and I know how the Romans felt when the barbarians arrived at their city gate.
do you realize what i can create with a single strand of superman's hair!	A toupee that flies?
are we going to skip the country, uncle lex?	Lenny, ,you pathetic product of the public school system. Your Uncle Lex has had only one thing on his awesome mind during his incarceration . . . Destroying Superman!
stop! i command you . . . you mutant!	I am master now.
me? now? with superman dead and you on my team? it's like i'm the coach and you're the best power forward ever. what could i have to fear?	Destiny.
what do you fear?	Me? Now? With Superman dead and you on my team? It's like I'm the coach and you're the best power forward ever. What could I have to fear?
nice bit. you're good. with my brain and your, well, frankly, brawn, the possibilities  are staggering. i could be . . . emperor, king! did you see how scared those guys were?	What do you fear?
nifty, huh?  goodnight sweet prince, parting is . . . inevitable  now, destroy superman.	First, I have fun.
destroy superman!	Wait! Not yet! Back!
i am an experiment? i am freako?	I made you, and I can destroy you.
what? a genius? . . . an inspiration?	You are . . . nothing. I am father now.
you are . . .	What? A genius? . . . an inspiration?
i hadn't counted on this but . . .  . . . of course - the power of the sun has given him internally generated heat. i am a ...	You are . . .
what i need this for?	For dignity. My reputation is at stake. Just put it on.
but . . . but isn't the world about to be osterized?	No . . . it's the way it always is . . . on the brink . . . with good fighting evil.
high school physics, luthor. while i was recuperating i had time to figure out that if your foul creature was born from the sun, it must have been his source of energy.	But . . . but isn't the world about to be osterized?
but . . . how could you beat him?	High School Physics, Luthor. While I was recuperating I had time to figure out that if your foul creature was born from the sun, it must have been his source of energy.
i'll deal with you later.	Right, good. Tell you what, we'll wait right here. Till you get back.
superman. . .  but you're... dead!	Still having delusions, Lex Luthor?
nobody wants war. i'd just like to keep the threat alive.	A mind is a terrible thing to waste, Lex Luthor. And you've wasted yours on this foul monstrosity. I'm taking you in.
you'd risk worldwide nuclear war for your own personal financial gains.	Nobody wants war. I'd just like to keep the threat alive.
precisely. and then it came to me. my greatest ever plan. i made a deal with some minor league bad boys. arms dealers, renegades generals, you know the type. with you gone, we'll make a fortune rearming the world.	You'd risk worldwide nuclear war for your own personal financial gains.
which explains why you sent his organic matter to the sun.	Precisely. And then it came to me. My greatest ever plan. I made a deal with some minor league Bad Boys. Arms Dealers, Renegades Generals, You know the type. With you gone, we'll make a fortune rearming the world.
i'll ignore that . . . so, i created a monster who didn't work nearly as well as i might have liked -- you were clearly his better  --  he needed more energy, more power.	Which explains why you sent his organic matter to the sun.
i'm not going anywhere.	I'll ignore that . . . So, I created a monster who didn't work nearly as well as I might have liked -- you were clearly his better  --  he needed more energy, more power.
no, no, listen. i escaped with only one thing on my mind . . . the end of superman.	I'm not going anywhere.
your time in prison has twisted you into a delusionary state, luthor.	No, no, listen. I escaped with only one thing on my mind . . . the end of Superman.
look closely at his cell structure. see anything familiar?	You've broken all the laws of man, Luthor. And now you've broken the laws of nature! . . .  I assume you must have hidden a device in one of the missiles I hurled into the sun!
why? because i want to be the first one to introduce you to a new kid on the block.	Look closely at his cell structure. See anything familiar?
it's common knowledge you hate children and animals. why are you back in metropolis?	Why? Because I want to be the first one to introduce you to a new kid on the block.
know something? you're a workaholic. a good guy 24 hours a day. stop and smell the roses sometime. take up a hobby. get a pet . . . a kitten or a puppy. . .	It's common knowledge you hate children and animals. Why are you back in Metropolis?
if you have any social skills, you've learned them from a rattlesnake. just what are you up to?	Know something? You're a workaholic. A good guy 24 hours a day. Stop and smell the roses sometime. Take up a hobby. Get a pet . . . a kitten or a puppy. . .
silly me. how do i ever think i can fool the super guy. you're right, no bomb. i just knew you were too busy with the world peace bit to make a social call.  i confess . . . i tricked you. hey, you look great!	If you have any social skills, you've learned them from a rattlesnake. Just what are you up to?
luthor, i suspect if you had actually planted a bomb you'd be far away from here by now.	Silly me. How do I ever think I can fool the super guy. You're right, no bomb. I just knew you were too busy with the world peace bit to make a social call.  I confess . . . I tricked you. Hey, you look great!
guess who? it's your old friend, lex.	Luthor, I suspect if you had actually planted a bomb you'd be far away from here by now.
me?	Not you.  You.  Tell me again.
yes, mr. luthor. the xk101 can travel anywhere in the world undetected. it also has a sensory device built into it so that it can detect any obstacle in its path and avoid it. it just goes around it or over it.  the xk101 never quits! it will not stop until it reaches its pre-targeted target!	Got it? Otis?
one of them should've been you.	Yes, Mr. Luthor. The XK101 can travel anywhere in the world undetected. It also has a sensory device built into it so that it can detect any obstacle in its path and avoid it. It just goes around it or over it.  The XK101 never quits! It will not stop until it reaches its pre-targeted target!
yes, so, well, werner would've gotten to that too but  --  --  but the xk101 flies only eight feet above the ground...well below the radar limit!  so what? we could have done that soon. we had ways to make people ta-- ways to avoid the radar. and this xk101  -- they think it's so smart that they keep it in 'missile silos' underground. hah!  we kept many things underground.	One of them should've been you.
albert!	--  thought about a rocket that carries a nuclear warhead in its nosecone and can strike with an impact of  --
it's very simple, otis.  very simple, the xk101 rocket. it's nothing, forty years ago we in the fatherland were working on this. five more years, we would've had it. but then  --  --  that silly war...why, my cousin werner had already  --	Albert!
but mr. luthor, sir, i already  --	And stop interrupting. his is the big scene.  Your finest hour! You rose to the challenge, baby! And you lost. That's the best part!
ah! the guest of honor at last! and about time, too!	We're running out of smoke.
thank you.	Otherwise, you're a Mongoloid idiot.  It's reasonable to assume that fragments of the planet were shot out into space by the force of the explosion, and  --
you're a great architect, albert.	Thank you.
he's thirty-five years old.	You're a great architect, Albert.
that the planet blew up on may 23, 1937. that the rocket ship with the revolting little freak in it took three years to reach earth. ergo?	He's thirty-five years old.
nobody else.	Shut up, apple-polisher.
ahhhh, my favorite part of the day. who else could have thought of this aquarium?	Nobody else.
there's some slice american cheese...and...a half a bottle of club soda, i think.	Wonderful. Otis will go above and steal some Big Macs.
bunkers!	I take the man out of Argentina - and it was no picnic finding him y'know? And what does he think about? Bunkers. Still living in the past, when I am about to realize the greatest real estate scheme in the history of the world!
you'll be designing monuments soon, albert! hotels! palaces!	Bunkers!
i know, but  --	Stop saying you know when I say 'y'know.' I know you know.  Yes, I know you're here, Otis. What do you want, a brass band?
what's she doing in california?	It's for that piece she's doing on women and competition. She's off to the Women's Western Golf Classic.
she's in california. that's wild enough, i guess.	What's she doing in California?
lois isn't here?	She's in California. That's wild enough, I guess.
you and lois, you get all the action.  there she is, out in the wild west and everything.	Lois isn't here?
it was hot, yes.	You and Lois, you get all the action.  There she is, out in the wild West and everything.
a hot story, huh?	It was hot, yes.
i've been on the job.	A hot story, huh?
you'd better get a new alarm clock. the chief has been hollering for you.	I've been on the job.
keep warm now.	I will.
north. it's north	Keep warm now.
do you know where you're headed?	North. It's north
mother...	I know son, I know...
he's a good man, ben is. your father always said so.	Mother...
i talked to ben hubbard this morning. he'll be more than glad to bring in the crops on shares.	He's a good man, Ben is. Your father always said so.
mom...	I know.
don't worry, mom. i know.	Anyway, we Kent's don't like showoffs, ain't that so? A body's got to be humble even if he knows that he's better'n his neighbors.
no, mom. you know i wouldn't break my promise.	I know you're a good boy, Clark. No mother could ask for better. It's just that...
clark...son...that...thing you did with the sheriff today... those...stunts...you don't do those things at school, do you?	No, Mom. You know I wouldn't break my promise.
you're not the only one.	Yes, but I'm the only one who knows him. I  --  I really like the guy. And he likes me.  I think. I mean, I could talk to him, you know? And he could talk to me.  Anytime...
oh, what a chance! if i could just  --  get to him.	You're not the only one.
it isn't that i still don't like you, clark. it's just that...well, once you've had something like that happen to you, it kind of changes a girl.  i'm going to make some coffee. you want some?	No thanks.
super...man. hmmm...	It isn't that I still don't like you, Clark. It's just that...well, once you've had something like that happen to you, it kind of changes a girl.  I'm going to make some coffee. You want some?
they will once i hang it on him in tomorrow's edition.	Super...man. Hmmm...
is that what they're calling him?	They will once I hang it on him in tomorrow's edition.
superman.  pretty good name for him, isn't it?	Is that what they're calling him?
what'd you call him?	Superman.  Pretty good name for him, isn't it?
of this...superman.	What'd you call him?
jealous? of what?	Of this...Superman.
you're just jealous.	Jealous? Of what?
i don't know, lois, but i do know a fraud when i hear one. this thing goes against all natural laws.	You're just jealous.
why would he do that? how would he know i was going to suddenly slip.	I don't know, Lois, but I do know a fraud when I hear one. This thing goes against all natural laws.
look, there was probably a trampoline on the roof somewhere and this joker just took a big bounce.	Why would he do that? How would he know I was going to suddenly slip.
he grabbed me! he held me! he set me down gently! how could that be done with mirrors?	Look, there was probably a trampoline on the roof somewhere and this joker just took a big bounce.
mirrors, then. it's done with mirrors.	He grabbed me! He held me! He set me down gently! How could that be done with mirrors?
there weren't any wires. i looked.	Mirrors, then. It's done with mirrors.
it was done with wires. they must have rigged him like they do with peter pan.	There weren't any wires. I looked.
clark kent, if you had only seen it the way i did, you -	It was done with wires. They must have rigged him like they do with Peter Pan.
oh sure. a man flies in the sky like a pigeon and it wasn't a trick.	Clark Kent, if you had only seen it the way I did, you -
it wasn't a trick!	Oh sure. A man flies in the sky like a pigeon and it wasn't a trick.
you were probably so scared you didn't look to see what the trick was.	It wasn't a trick!
i'm telling you, i was there.	You were probably so scared you didn't look to see what the trick was.
not unless you can fly.	Come again?
can i take you to the airport?	Not unless you can fly.
there's no real proof that tobacco  --	Lois, you should see what the inside of your lungs look like.
no. i'm just thinking that you smoke too much, if you don't mind my saying so.	There's no real proof that tobacco  --
for what? oh, i've see the way the other half lives. my sister, for instance. it looks terrific, but is that what i really want? three kids, two cats, and fifteen needlepoint pillows? i'd go bananas after one week. hell, i need this crazy existence of mine.  like i need the plague, right? that's what your thinking.	No. I'm just thinking that you smoke too much, if you don't mind my saying so.
don't you ever give up?	For what? Oh, I've see the way the other half lives. My sister, for instance. it looks terrific, but is that what I really want? Three kids, two cats, and fifteen needlepoint pillows? I'd go bananas after one week. Hell, I need this crazy existence of mine.  Like I need the plague, right? That's what your thinking.
it's not what you think. darn it. i'm going out on a story. the secretary of defense is landing at the airport tonight and this kid's going to be there to make sure he answers a few questions he'd rather duck.	Don't you ever give up?
oh.	It's not what you think. Darn it. I'm going out on a story. The Secretary of Defense is landing at the airport tonight and this kid's going to be there to make sure he answers a few questions he'd rather duck.
thanks, clark, but i'm booked for the night.	Oh.
oh, not really. i guess i'll just watch a little tv and --  --  unless...would you be interested in dinner?	Thanks, Clark, but I'm booked for the night.
big night coming up?	Oh, not really. I guess I'll just watch a little TV and --  --  unless...would you be interested in dinner?
huh?	Big night coming up?
what now, my love?	Huh?
you described the exact contents of my purse.	I just took a shot at it.
know what?	You described the exact contents of my purse.
you're great with the advice, clark. maybe you'd better take over the lovelorn column.	Supposing that man had hurt you? Is it worth risking your life over ten dollars, two credit cards, and a lipstick? I mean, it's not as if --
it isn't worth getting a heart attack over, lois.	You're great with the advice, Clark. Maybe you'd better take over the lovelorn column.
he may have a gun!	Oh, for God's sake!
stop him, clark!	He may have a gun!
what the  --  !	Stop him, Clark!
hey!	What the  --  !
not in metropolis it isn't. this is the home of the sneak attack, the stab in the back, the --	Hey!
unbelievable.	Not in Metropolis it isn't. This is the home of the sneak attack, the stab in the back, the --
see? didn't i tell you this was a tough town?	Unbelievable.
but otherwise it's swell.	'Swell.' When  was the last time I heard anybody say  -  where are you from , anyway?
some people aren't the athletic type.	But otherwise it's swell.
i think i lost a week's salary at the dart board.	Some people aren't the athletic type.
well, how are you enjoying your first day on the job?	I think I lost a week's salary at the dart board.
not really, no.	Well, how are you enjoying your first day on the job?
are there any more at home like you?	Not really, no.
not really, no.	Are there any more at home like you?
not...gray.	Not really, no.
actually, she's silver-haired.	Not...gray.
i know. he sends a check every week to his dear gray-haired old mother.	Actually, she's silver-haired.
no.	I know. He sends a check every week to his dear gray-haired old mother.
your bookie?	No.
i'll bet you have some good ideas.	Hey, you're getting a better class of people in your office these days, Boss.
i'd like to.	Well!
what can i tell you? he's my leader.	Okay.  Take me to your leader.
look, lady, you saved my life once. i owe you a favor. but i can't understand why you follow a man like that.	What can I tell you? He's my leader.
oh.	Look, lady, you saved my life once. I owe you a favor. But I can't understand why you follow a man like that.
sure, and let the plane crash in the middle of the city.	Oh.
couldn't we forget the plane? you could lift me in your big strong arms?	Sure, and let the plane crash in the middle of the city.
i'd better get you down.	Couldn't we forget the plane? You could lift me in your big strong arms?
the way you describe him doesn't really do him justice.	I'd better get you down.
the bald man! the one who tried to kill me?	The way you describe him doesn't really do him justice.
he wants to see you. lex luthor.	The bald man! The one who tried to kill me?
besides that.	He wants to see you. Lex Luthor.
screaming	Besides that.
what are you doing here?	Screaming
help! i mean  --  i can't stop saying it. silly, isn't it  -  there's nothing to worry about. help! see.	What are you doing here?
you! the girl from the volcano!  kryptonite...	Help! I mean  --  I can't stop saying it. Silly, isn't it  -  There's nothing to worry about. Help! See.
listen...thank you.	You too.  I just...I can't get it on for good guys. Y'know?
you can't do this to me!	Of course I can. I love you.
what other one?	You can't do this to me!
i mean the other one!	What other one?
i'm wearing it.	I mean the other one!
good. fine. now where's my parachute?	I'm wearing it.
miss teschmacher, superman is a fairly bright individual. my understanding of the way he works is that he won't be fooled by a simple trick.	Good. Fine. Now where's my parachute?
where's mine?! where's my parachute?	Miss Teschmacher, Superman is a fairly bright individual. My understanding of the way he works is that he won't be fooled by a simple trick.
lex is going bye-bye.	Where's mine?! Where's my parachute?
danger??  somebody??? lex  -- where are you going?	Lex is going bye-bye.
he always shows up when somebody's in danger.	Danger??  Somebody??? Lex  -- where are you going?
what if he doesn't show up? what if he's taking a nap?	He always shows up when somebody's in danger.
you got wax in your ears?	What if he doesn't show up? What if he's taking a nap?
tea?	You got wax in your ears?
nothing, nothing. i just want to invite him to tea.	Tea?
what are you going to do to him?	Nothing, nothing. I just want to invite him to tea.
not exactly. but it's his kind of neighborhood.	What are you going to do to him?
oh. why? does he live up here?	Not exactly. But it's his kind of neighborhood.
i didn't bring any  --	Oh. Why? does he live up here?
your volcano chum? your junior life-saving buddy?  let's get high.	I didn't bring any  --
this all has something to do with superman, doesn't it?	Your volcano chum? Your junior life-saving buddy?  Let's get high.
yours not to reason why, miss teschmacher. relax! enjoy it!  just look at that smog!	This all has something to do with Superman, doesn't it?
i don't understand.	Yours not to reason why, Miss Teschmacher. Relax! Enjoy it!  Just look at that smog!
baby -- i'm going to take you higher.	I don't understand.
a night on the town instead of under it?	Baby -- I'm going to take you higher.
she knows. clever, very clever.  and unappreciated. but i'm going to take you away from all this.	A night on the town instead of under it?
i know...	She knows. Clever, very clever.  And unappreciated. But I'm going to take you away from all this.
you've been under such a strain. and i've ...i've --  -- neglected you. mea culpa! y'know.	I know...
hit you? a clever girl like you?  'he turned slowly, slowly in the lava...' was how you described it. now that's clever.  i have to hand it to you.	I knew you'd hit me.
you're not going to hit me?	Hit you? A clever girl like you?  'He turned slowly, slowly in the lava...' was how you described it. Now that's clever.  I have to hand it to you.
something you can feed the pets, perhaps?  let's have it.	You're not going to hit me?
there was a recipe on the back  --	Something you can feed the pets, perhaps?  Let's have it.
no news is not good news. y'know	There was a recipe on the back  --
you?! how about me?	You have two minutes and thirty- two seconds.
don't let me down.	You?! How about me?
but if i put my leg out like claudette clobert in  --	Nothing.
they stop for nothing.	But if I put my leg out like Claudette Clobert in  --
ready?	Ready.
is that an innuendo, miss teschmacher? because if it is, you are about to experience the heady thrill of being hurled from a moving vehicle.	Ready?
you ever try to run in high heels?  you probably did.	Is that an innuendo, Miss Teschmacher? Because if it is, you are about to experience the heady thrill of being hurled from a moving vehicle.
weak sister.  i still can't figure out why it took so long for you to catch up with us after we all ran out. y'know?	You ever try to run in high heels?  You probably did.
i don't like to talk about it, lex.	Weak sister.  I still can't figure out why it took so long for you to catch up with us after we all ran out. Y'know?
about vesuvius. about superman writhing in the bowels of the volcano.  ahh, the look on his face when he saw that kryptonite. when will i see another, y'know? y'know?	I don't like to talk about it, Lex.
what do you suggest, my dear?	The least we can do is leave him another door jam.
we just take it?	What do you suggest, my dear?
the door jam, miss teschmacher. this ethiopian shmendrick here, in his simple, unconscious way, needed something to wedge the door open, the better to inhale the flies that form such an  important part of his diet. so he grabs something from the table...	We just take it?
you're not going to tell us why you're happy, are you?	The door jam, Miss Teschmacher. This Ethiopian shmendrick here, in his simple, unconscious way, needed something to wedge the door open, the better to inhale the flies that form such an  important part of his diet. So he grabs something from the table...
la de da da...	You're not going to tell us why you're happy, are you?
you're happy, aren't you?	La de da da...
breathe that air, miss teschmacher.	I will as soon as I get the sand out of my nose.
i know i'm going to get rapped in the mouth for saying this, but so what?	No, you're going to get kissed,
tune me in , lady. an explosion such as the one superman describes would have altered the molecular structure of the krypton rock.	I know I'm going to get rapped in the mouth for saying this, but so what?
i don't mean to denigrate your misspent youth, lex, but what does that rock have to do with --	Tune me in , lady. An explosion such as the one Superman describes would have altered the molecular structure of the Krypton rock.
ahh. 'national geographic." in my day, this made 'playboy" look like mother goose.	I don't mean to denigrate your misspent youth, Lex, but what does that rock have to do with --
meteorites!	Bingo!
mr. romance...	Deductive reasoning, my friends! That's the name of the game. What does it say here?
stay and listen!  besides, it's twelve in the afternoon. this is no time to go to bed.	Mr. Romance...
i'm going to bed.	Stay and listen!  Besides, it's twelve in the afternoon. This is no time to go to bed.
see? i see. it's you who don't see. doesn't see. i cannot believe it! how you people fail to grasp the long-range significance of this! y'know?	I'm going to bed.
see?	See? I see. It's you who don't see. Doesn't see. I cannot believe it! How you people fail to grasp the long-range significance of this! Y'know?
i read the article.	Exactly, Miss Teschmacher.
some people can read 'war and peace' and come away thinking it was a simple adventure story. other people can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and come away with the secret of the universe.  y'know.	I read the article.
krypton? the place where superman comes from?	Some people can read 'War and Peace' and come away thinking it was a simple adventure story. Other people can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and come away with the secret of the universe.  Y'know.
krypton!	Krypton? The place where Superman comes from?
fifty degrees below and still falling.	When it gets to seventy-five below, stabilize it.
what's the temperature now?	Fifty degrees below and still falling.
place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.,	What's the temperature now?
damn!  this will get him.	Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.,
i didn't say a word.	Damn!  This will get him.
shut up.	I didn't say a word.
you're on.	Shut up.
bet he makes it.	You're on.
tough guy, huh?	Bet he makes it.
nuts. he made it.	Tough guy, huh?
you think he's for real?	He's from another world.
i needed this, y'know? i really needed this. just when i'm nearing the fruition of my project, big bird flies into town.  go ahead! kill me by inches! put me on the agony rack!	You think he's for real?
again???	First the pets, Otis.
speaking of feeding things, what about dinner?	What about dinner? I have to worry about the crime of the century, that's all. Y'know? Am I supposed to worry about what's in the refrigerator, too?  What's in it?
you'll be seeing stars in a minute, miss teschmacher. y'know?	Even that would be an improvement.
streets, sunlight. when was the last time i saw sunlight.	You'll be seeing stars in a minute, Miss Teschmacher. y'know?
criers and complainers! that's what i get! moaners and groaners! me, lex luthor, who figured out how to live in luxury without ever paying one cent in taxes. lex luthor, who built this fantastic kingdom under the sea, so to speak, hidden and undetected by the fools who eke out their miserable lives on the streets above.	Streets, Sunlight. When was the last time I saw sunlight.
so i've noticed.	Criers and complainers! That's what I get! Moaners and groaners! Me, Lex Luthor, who figured out how to live in luxury without ever paying one cent in taxes. Lex Luthor, who built this fantastic kingdom under the sea, so to speak, hidden and undetected by the fools who eke out their miserable lives on the streets above.
compared to what came before? a year of living in the sewers?  a part of that will always be with me.	So I've noticed.
this??	Compared to what came before? A year of living in the sewers?  A part of that will always be with me.
i know that. bu tin this case he was right. arnold 'buster' luthor, the most inept check forger of his time --  a pity he didn't live to see his son strike out for the big city. a pity he didn't live to see how, from humble beginnings, i created an empire.	This??
your father was a sick weirdo.	I know that. Bu tin this case he was right. Arnold 'Buster' Luthor, the most inept check forger of his time --  A pity he didn't live to see his son strike out for the big city. A pity he didn't live to see how, from humble beginnings, I created an empire.
my father always said to me, 'son, don't invest your money in anything but land. land! stocks rise and fall, banks fall, people are no damn good, but they'll always need land and for that they'll pay through the nose. 'remember that ,' my father said. 'land."	Your father was a sick weirdo.
why does it all mean so much to you? all the time, 'land, land, land.'	My father always said to me, 'Son, don't invest your money in anything but land. Land! Stocks rise and fall, banks fall, people are no damn good, but they'll always need land and for that they'll pay through the nose. 'Remember that ,' my father said. 'Land."
so it's six hundred feet below park avenue, it's still a park avenue address.	Why does it all mean so much to you? All the time, 'land, land, land.'
it isn't a park avenue address. really.	So it's six hundred feet below Park Avenue, It's still a Park Avenue address.
me and my real estate? how  many other girls, miss teschmacher, are lucky enough to have a park avenue address like this?	It isn't a Park Avenue address. really.
you and your real estate.	Me and my real estate? How  many other girls, Miss Teschmacher, are lucky enough to have a Park Avenue address like this?
will you abide by the council's opinion?	Neither my wife nor I will attempt to leave Krypton.
as an irredeemable criminal? you compare me to them?	If you persist, you leave us no choice.
this discussion is terminated. the decision of the council is final.  you will cease pursuing this matter. any attempt by you to continue, to create a climate of fear and panic among the populace, will be deemed an act of insurrection!	And if I don't obey?
i have sworn to uphold the laws of krypton.	This discussion is terminated. The decision of the council is final.  You will cease pursuing this matter. Any attempt by you to continue, to create a climate of fear and panic among the populace, will be deemed an act of insurrection!
then -	But so is Vond-El
you are one of krypton's greatest scientists jor-el -	Then -
my friends, i am not a rash, impulsive person. i'm not given to wild, unsupported  statements. we must evacuate this planet immediately!	You are one of Krypton's greatest scientists Jor-El -
jor-el, be warned. this tone of yours approaches insolence.	My friends, I am not a rash, impulsive person. I'm not given to wild, unsupported  statements. We must evacuate this planet immediately!
but you can't ignore these facts!  it's suicide!  worse than that, it's genocide.	Jor-El, Be warned. This tone of yours approaches insolence.
need i ask who's favored to collect at the end of this week.	On the salary he pays me, I can't make my rent without it.
how come you get all the good stories, lois?	It's because I'm an intrepid girl reporter, Jimmy.  Besides, the chief of detectives has the hots for me.
gets you where you live, huh?	How come you get all the good stories, Lois?
boy!	Gets you where you live, huh?
two.	'And the people on the street, the little man who runs the corner newsstand, the old lady sunning herself on the stoop the kids playing stick ball -- none of them will ever forget the night of senseless bloodletting that turned a friendly block part into a nightmare.'
an ode to spring. are there one or two "t's" in bloodletting?	Two.
what're you writing, lois?	an Ode to Spring. are there one or two "T's" in bloodletting?
what your mother means, clark, is that she don't want folks to think you're special.	I bless the day you came to us, son. You know that. But some people wouldn't understand.
oh, dear. that isn't what i --	What your mother means, Clark, is that she don't want folks to think you're special.
got all a's this year. teacher said he's the best 5th grader in the -	Don't brag now,  Jonathan.
who? clark? i never cared two hoots for that fella.  jonathan jr. that's got a ring to it.	We don't want a child called 'Junior,' ain't that so, Clark? Why sure it is.
i was thinkin' what to call him. i was thinkin' i had an uncle who was a fine man, you recall him? the church sexton	Who? Clark? I never cared two hoots for that fella.  Jonathan Jr. That's got a ring to it.
guess i'd better hitch up the rig and come back to get that...that thing he was settin' in. what do you make of that thing? martha? you listening?	I was thinkin' what to call him. I was thinkin' I had an uncle who was a fine man, you recall him? The Church Sexton
we'll say he's a child to my cousin in north dakota, and just now orphaned.  poor thing.	Guess I'd better hitch up the rig and come back to get that...that thing he was settin' in. What do you make of that thing? Martha? You listening?
folks'll ask question.	We'll say he's a child to my cousin in North Dakota, and just now orphaned.  Poor thing.
all these years, happy as we've been, how i prayed and prayed he'd see fit to give us a child. and just when i finally accepted my bitter lot...  no one must ever know.	Folks'll ask question.
he sure as heck does that.	All these years, happy as we've been, how I prayed and prayed He'd see fit to give us a child. And just when I finally accepted my bitter lot...  No one must ever know.
the good lord works in mysterious ways.	He sure as heck does that.
all of us.	The good lord works in mysterious ways.
well - gotta change that tire if were gonna get home.	All of us.
what's your name, boy?	Don't just stand there gapin' Jonathan. Can't you see he's cold?
it's a ...baby.	What's your name, boy?
i want to know what my child is going to face.	Then you have on of those 'feelings.' It was called: 'love.'
you've been doing some research in the archives.	I want to know what my child is going to face.
he will be odd, different.	Well, physiologically, he... won't quite fit.
yes, true. but on other worlds there would be other problems - heat, cold, no life, no life support systems...no, lara, believe me; earth is the least of evils. on earth, his lighter gravity will render him almost weightless - that can't be helped. but with his denser molecular structure, he will also be strong.  he will be fast, he will be virtually invulnerable.	He will be odd, different.
he'll be weightless.	Yes, true. But on other worlds there would be other problems - heat, cold, no life, no life support systems...No, Lara, believe me; Earth is the least of evils. On Earth, his lighter gravity will render him almost weightless - that can't be helped. But with his denser molecular structure, he will also be strong.  He will be fast, He will be virtually invulnerable.
their atmosphere will sustain him. he will look like one of them.	He'll be weightless.
a million years behind us.  jor-el, he's only a baby.	Their atmosphere will sustain him. He will look like one of them.
they are primitive, lara, but they are not animals.	A million years behind us.  Jor-El, he's only a baby.
but why earth, jor-el. they're practically animals.	They are primitive, Lara, but they are not animals.
lara, please...	But why Earth, Jor-El. They're practically animals.
-- as we will be.	Lara, please...
it's the only logical conclusion. if he remains here, he'll be as dead as...	-- as we will be.
there are none of them any good anyway.	And it is forbidden for you to interfere with human history. All you can do, Kal-El, even now that you have...found yourself...is help them to evolve. Set an example. Show them they must strive towards the light. And... remember us...
or twenty-four as it is in earth time. furthermore, if you will reveal yourself, your enemies will have a way of getting at you where you are vulnerable: by hurting the people you care for.  ah, this earth...this world you live in, kal-el...  resist its temptations, its rewards, especially its political system.	There are none of them any good anyway.
twenty-four.	Or twenty-four as it is in Earth time. Furthermore, if you will reveal yourself, your enemies will have a way of getting at you where you are vulnerable: by hurting the people you care for.  Ah, this Earth...this world you live in, Kal-El...  Resist its temptations, its rewards, especially its political system.
....to feel yourself. very well. you are revealed to the world. but still you must keep your secret identity. first of all, you will need it as an escape valve. you cannot be special twenty-eight hours a day -	Twenty-four.
how good it felt -	....to feel yourself. Very well. You are revealed to the world. But still you must keep your secret identity. First of all, you will need it as an escape valve. You cannot be special twenty-eight hours a day -
how good it felt!	How good it felt -
no! you couldn't imagine -	How good it felt!
my son, i foresaw this. i knew -	No! You couldn't imagine -
i guess i got carried away	My son, I foresaw this. I knew -
enjoyed it?	I guess I got carried away
i don't know what to say.  look, i -- i just -	Enjoyed it?
he is. usually.	Whoever comes up with that will make Woodward and Bernstein look like Abbot and Costello.
if one of you can get that  -- i mean, i want the real superman. who is he? where's he from? what's his favorite ball team? what's up?	He is. Usually.
nine to five it's a pulitzer prize, i know.	I was going to say that there's only one 'p' in subpoena. What the hell did you major in at Radcliffe? Middle English?  Nice job on the teamster's update, Kent.
lois, the kickback story...	Nine to five it's a Pulitzer Prize, I know.
lois, take kent there and introduce him around	Okay, but...why?  No offense.
here's the story on that east 19th street murder spree. page one with a banner headline seems about right to me.	It does, huh?  Clark Kent, I'd like you to meet Lois Lane.
where do you hail from?	Well, I was born on a planet your scientists don't know too much about. It's in the Xeno Galaxy. Or it was. It was called Krypton. That's K-R-Y-P...
very much.	Where do you hail from?
do you like pink?	Very much.
sure.	Do you like pink?
can you actually fly faster than the speed of sound?	Sure.
pink.	Can you actually fly faster than the speed of sound?
what color underwear am i wearing?	Pink.
only when somebody shoots them at me.	What color underwear am I wearing?
do bullets really bounce off you?	Only when somebody shoots them at me.
yes. although i can get a headache just like anyone.	Do bullets really bounce off you?
is it true you're impervious to pain?	Yes. Although I can get a headache just like anyone.
uh-huh.	Is it true you're impervious to pain?
can you really see through anything?	Uh-huh.
what about it?	Can you really see through anything?
what about this x-ray vision of yours?	What about it?
195 pounds.	What about this X-Ray vision of yours?
how much do you weigh?	195 pounds.
thirty-five.	How much do you weigh?
how old are you?	Thirty-five.
it's not bad.	How old are you?
it must feel great.	It's not bad.
the reason i can fly is because my molecular structure is so constituted that i have a lighter density under earth's gravitational force.	It must feel great.
oh.	The reason I can fly is because my molecular structure is so constituted that I have a lighter density under Earth's gravitational force.
i wouldn't do that. it's against the law.	Oh.
well, i mean it's not everybody that can deliver an air mail letter without putting a stamp on it.	I wouldn't do that. It's against the law.
i guess they are a little odd.	Well, I mean it's not everybody that can deliver an air mail letter without putting a stamp on it.
i didn't mean that in any pejorative way.	I guess they are a little odd.
you think they're strange?	I didn't mean that in any pejorative way.
okay. let's start with these strange powers of yours.	You think they're strange?
ask, you're the girl reporter.	Okay. Let's start with these strange powers of yours.
oh.  well, where do we start?	Ask, You're the girl reporter.
i'd appreciate it if you didn't smoke.	Oh.  Well, where do we start?
oh, i've got to get some matches.  my cigarette.	I'd appreciate it if you didn't smoke.
who's clark? one of your colleagues?	Not exactly. He's kind of a rewrite man. Actually, he's a bit dull, if you know what I mean.
if i do, you can punish  me. fly me to bermuda and just lave me there for two weeks.  this is fantastic! i wish clark were here.	Who's Clark? One of your colleagues?
i think you'll be able to remember it. i doubt you'll misquote me.	If I do, you can punish  me. Fly me to Bermuda and just lave me there for two weeks.  This is fantastic! I wish Clark were here.
well...flashlight?	I think you'll be able to remember it. I doubt you'll misquote me.
this is incredible. i was just sitting here trying to figure out how to contact you. i mean, you don't have an answering service, right?	Unlisted number, Shall we proceed?
there's been a lot of confusion in the media about who i am and what i'm up to and all that. i'd like to set the record straight. with your help.	This is incredible. I was just sitting here trying to figure out how to contact you. I mean, you don't have an answering service, right?
the answer is yes. now what's the question?	There's been a lot of confusion in the media about who I am and what I'm up to and all that. I'd like to set the record straight. With your help.
i came to talk to you.	The answer is yes. Now what's the question?
wha'...what are you doing here?	I came to talk to you.
right on the first guess.	Wha'...what are you doing here?
superman???	Right on the first guess.
not a chance. it's too nice a night.	Superman???
with my luck, now it'll rain.	Not a chance. It's too nice a night.
who...who...	Let's just say I'm a friend.  And watch yourself from now on with those things, Okay?  I mean if the good lord wanted people to fly he would have given them wings.
not while i'm around you're not. c'mon...	Who...who...
oh, god! i'm going to die!	Not while I'm around you're not. C'mon...
do as i say. let go!	Oh, God! I'm going to die!
you've got me? who's got you???	Do as I say. Let go!
easy now, miss, i've got you???	You've got me? Who's got you???
sort of.	Good enough for you. Now then --  --  tell me something I like to hear. As many times as I hear it...
i still don't get it.	Ah, dear simple Otis. Albert explain it to him.
cleaning a rock, otis?  jot it down. as soon as we're back, he feeds the pets.	Oh, Mr. Luthor...
maybe it's being polished or something. maybe they're cleaning it.	Cleaning a rock, Otis?  Jot it down. As soon as we're back, he feeds the pets.
they're killing me by inches!  go ahead! make me suffer! milk me dry.	Maybe it's being polished or something. Maybe they're cleaning it.
it's a twinkie, boss.	They're killing me by inches!  Go ahead! Make me suffer! Milk me dry.
well, gents? what did i tell you? it's a piece of cake.	It's a Twinkie, boss.
you mean bullets and fire and all that can't hurt him, but this kind of rock --	Will kill him! And I'm going to have a piece of the rock! Miss Teschmacher, pack your --
but, to someone from the planet krypton, this substance would be lethal because of its high level of radioactivity. kryptonite! ah, kryptonite! that's the stuff!	You mean bullets and fire and all that can't hurt him, but this kind of rock --
it is for me.	Y'know? I'm sure of it. Y'know? And there's a strong streak of goody- goody in him that is going to blow this deal for me if I don't do something about it.  Something!
is that real enough for you?	It is for me.
please...	Otis...
and now he lies to me. he has been stealing ladies' purses again.  haven't you? haven't you, you miserable petty crook?	I guess I...uh...regressed.
i...uh...check.	And now he lies to me. He has been stealing ladies' purses again.  Haven't you? Haven't you, you miserable petty crook?
i gave him this new face.	I...uh...check.
i'll never forget you for that, mr. luthor.	I gave him this new face.
i gave him steady employment --	I'll never forget you for that, Mr. Luthor.
i'll always be grateful, mr. luthor.	I gave him steady employment --
i broke the man out of prison --	I'll always be grateful, Mr. Luthor.
otis, were you up to your old tricks?	I broke the man out of prison --
matter? with me? nothing's the matter.	Otis, were you up to your old tricks?
what's the matter, otis?	Matter? With me? Nothing's the matter.
excellent, otis.  but what took you so long?	What's the matter, Otis?
did i do good, mr. luthor?	Excellent, Otis.  But what took you so long?
not there!  a pine tree in death valley? idiot! this is for the north woods section!	Did I do good, Mr. Luthor?
there.	Not there!  A pine tree in Death Valley? Idiot! This is for the North Woods section!
yessir. just what you wanted.	There.
now then, otis. did you get what i asked for?	Yessir. Just what you wanted.
i...uh...	No speeches, Otis. Just watch what Albert has prepared.  What are you waiting for?
now who's the dreamer, superman? even you can't fly that fast!	We'll see how fast I can fly.
well, it's very impressive but you built this junk for nothing.	For the first time today, Superman I must tell you that you're wrong.  But how could you know that -  Oh, well. I guess I could tell you now. Y'see, actually...but this conversation is becoming rather dry, isn't it.
they'll soon be over.	In a way  -- oh, it'll be a relief. I'm a wreck. No rest for the wicked, y'know. It wasn't enough, the radio frequencies, then I had to worry about getting to the missile and adjusting the aiming. So that if I could have activated the launch  -- well, Lex Luthor would've hit the spot.  There's a little place on Route 190. Dead on the practice optimum stress point of the San Andreas Fault. It wouldn't mean much to you, Superman, but I call it...target zero.  Pancho's Taco Palace...
well, that's their problem, t.s. but  --  but the xk 101 also works on a radio wave control system. the problem was to find out the frequency. problems, problems, i've had so many...	They'll soon be over.
you guessed it!  you're always one step ahead of me.  aren't you superman?  yes, right. there was a police helicopter buzzing the area and transmitting on the same frequency as the garage doors. the minute the signal went out --  zip!  zip!  zip!	Well, that's their problem, T.S. But  --  but the XK 101 also works on a radio wave control system. The problem was to find out the frequency. Problems, problems, I've had so many...
luthor  --	You guessed it!  You're always one step ahead of me.  Aren't you Superman?  Yes, right. There was a police helicopter buzzing the area and transmitting on the same frequency as the garage doors. The minute the signal went out --  Zip!  Zip!  Zip!
on radio waves?	And garbage doors.
still, foolishly, perhaps, i had a theory that eliminates the presidential push-button.  i was doing my homework...	On radio waves?
the xk 101. luthor, that operates on radio waves. and with our fail-safe system, only the president himself can push that button.	I know. I know.  I never promised myself a rose garden.
you're right, you're right, superman. there were wrinkles to iron out. but, well...  ...there is this new rocket, the xk 101.	The XK 101. Luthor, that operates on radio waves. And with our fail-safe system, only the President himself can push that button.
it wouldn't hurt. you can't go on living in fantasies. did you really think you could get hold of a nuclear bomb? and drop it?  why, our strategic defense boys would have  --	You're right, you're right, Superman. There were wrinkles to iron out. But, well...  ...there is this new rocket, the XK 101.
maybe i should get help.	It wouldn't hurt. You can't go on living in fantasies. Did you really think you could get hold of a nuclear bomb? And drop it?  Why, our Strategic Defense boys would have  --
it would never have worked, luthor. you are a dreamer  --  a sick, twisted dreamer.	Maybe I should get help.
--  dropped into the sea!  bye-bye california! hello, new west coast! gold coast! my coast.  and now...well...  i left my heart in san francisco...	It would never have worked, Luthor. You are a dreamer  --  a sick, twisted dreamer.
nice! most of california would have been destroyed. millions of people would've been killed! the west coast as we know it would have  --	--  Dropped into the sea!  Bye-bye California! Hello, new West Coast! Gold Coast! My Coast.  And now...well...  I left my heart in San Francisco...
couldn't have said it better myself.  now all this  --  --  west of the fault is the most expensive real estate in the world. los angeles. san diego. san francisco. and here  --  --  is just hundreds and hundreds of miles of cheap desert land. land that happens to be owned by lex luthor enterprises. well...  ...call me a fool, but ...it did occur to me that if a conventional five hundred megaton bomb were to explode at exactly the proper stress point --  --  that would trigger the upheaval that would cause the san andreas fault to 'do its thing.'  ah, it would've been so nice, y'know...	Nice! Most of California would have been destroyed. Millions of people would've been killed! The West Coast as we know it would have  --
sure. it's the joining together of two land masses pushed together eight million years ago. the fault line itself is unstable and always shifting, which is the reason you get earthquakes in the california area from time to time.	Couldn't have said it better myself.  Now all this  --  --  west of the Fault is the most expensive real estate in the world. Los Angeles. San Diego. San Francisco. And here  --  --  is just hundreds and hundreds of miles of cheap desert land. Land that happens to be owned by Lex Luthor Enterprises. Well...  ...call me a fool, but ...it did occur to me that if a conventional five hundred megaton bomb were to explode at exactly the proper stress point --  --  that would trigger the upheaval that would cause the San Andreas Fault to 'do its thing.'  Ah, it would've been so nice, y'know...
at the san andreas fault. maybe you've heard of it.	Sure. It's the joining together of two land masses pushed together eight million years ago. The fault line itself is unstable and always shifting, which is the reason you get earthquakes in the California area from time to time.
right, right. where was i? ah, yes --	At the San Andreas Fault. Maybe you've heard of it.
of time, luthor.	Right, right. Where was I? Ah, yes --
it's just that  --  i spent a fortune on these things!  and all for naught! what a waste  --	Of time, Luthor.
no, superman, of course not. you do get around, don't you.	It's just that  --  I spent a fortune on these things!  And all for naught! What a waste  --
i don't need a geography lesson, luthor.	No, Superman, of course not. You do get around, don't you.
this is california. the richest, most populous state in america. and growing like a sonofagun.	I don't need a geography lesson, Luthor.
plenty! about 'the crime of the century,' remember?	Oh, that. Listen  --  you're busy  --  and it's a long story --
well  --  you've got me! what can i say?	Plenty! About 'The Crime of the Century,' Remember?
makes cecil b. demille look like the senior class play, right?	But...why?
what is this??!	Makes Cecil B. DeMille look like the Senior Class play, right?
i hope she gets better.	I'll tell her that.
i will.	I hope she gets better.
say hi to zoe.	I will.
alison.	Say hi to Zoe.
alison.	Alison.
mitchell.  it was nice to see you again, ally.	Alison.
well, it was nice meeting you again, mr. stephens.	Mitchell.  It was nice to see you again, Ally.
what happened?	Nothing.  We made it to the hospital.  I didn't have to go as far as I was prepared to.  But I was prepared to go all the way.
what happened?	I didn't know.  I was in a panic.  I guessed she'd been bitten by an insect, but there was no doctor. The nearest hospital was forty miles away, and Zoe was continuing to swell.  Klara took her in her arms and tried to breast-feed her, while I dialed the hospital.  I finally got a doctor on the line.  He sounded young, but cool.  He was confident, but there was a nervousness.  He have been an intern.  This was the first time he ever had to deal with anything like this.  He wanted to seem like he knew what he was doing, but he was just as scared as I was.
i woke to the sound of zoe's breathing.  it was laboured.  i looked over and noticed she was sweating and all swollen.  i grabbed her, rushed to the kitchen, and splashed water on her face.	What happened?
i...don't think so.	I woke to the sound of Zoe's breathing.  It was laboured.  I looked over and noticed she was sweating and all swollen.  I grabbed her, rushed to the kitchen, and splashed water on her face.
i'm...so sorry.	That's okay.
it turns to steaming piss.	I'm...so sorry.
what...does it turn to?	It turns to steaming piss.
she's in trouble?	Yes.  Do you find there's something strange about this meat?
that's where i'm going.  to see her.	She's in trouble?
but you said...	That's where I'm going.  To see her.
she didn't.	But you said...
then...when did she get better?	She didn't.
other clinics?  oh sure.  clinics, half-way houses, treatment centers, detox units...	Then...when did she get better?
so there were others?	Other clinics?  Oh sure.  Clinics, half-way houses, treatment centers, detox units...
sunnyridge.  that was a long time	So there were others?
i don't remember the name.  it was near a beach.	Sunnyridge.  That was a long time
which clinic?	I don't remember the name.  It was near a beach.
which one?	Which clinic?
which one?	Which one?
not really.  the last time i saw her was at that clinic.  that was a long time ago.	Which one?
are you still in touch?	Not really.  The last time I saw her was at that clinic.  That was a long time ago.
i'm glad to hear that zoe's okay.	Are you still in touch?
yes...fine.	And Zoe?  How's Zoe?
i'd heard that.  but she's well?	Yes...fine.
we're...not together.	I'd heard that.  But she's well?
how is mrs. stephens?	We're...not together.
ally jones.	How is Mrs. Stephens?
he used to work with you.  until you found out he was having an affair with your wife.	Ally Jones.
and what does he do again?	He used to work with you.  Until you found out he was having an affair with your wife.
i'm fine.  still working with my father.	And what does he do again?
i'm just fine, ally.  what about you?	I'm fine.  Still working with my father.
how are you?	I'm just fine, Ally.  What about you?
ally.  that's right.	How are you?
ally.  that was my nickname.	Ally.  That's right.
yes.	Ally.  That was my nickname.
alison jones.	Yes.
yes, we do know each other.  i'm alison jones.	Alison Jones.
why are you telling me this?	I'm telling you this because we've all lost our children, Mr. Ansel...
that's my daughter.  or it may be the police to tell me that they've found her dead.  she's a drug addict.	Why are you telling me this?
why are you telling me this?	I'm telling you this because... we've all lost our children, Mr. Ansel.
that's my daughter.  or it may be the police to tell me that they've found her dead.  she's a drug addict.	Why are you telling me this?
the walkers have agreed.  the ottos. nicole burnell's parents.  it's important to initiate proceedings right away.  things get covered up. people lie.  that's why we have to begin our investigation quickly. before the evidence disappears. that's why i'm out here tonight.	I know Risa and Wendell Walker. They wouldn't hire a goddamned lawyer.  And the Ottos wouldn't deal
case?	The Walkers have agreed.  The Ottos. Nicole Burnell's parents.  It's important to initiate proceedings right away.  Things get covered up. People lie.  That's why we have to begin our investigation quickly. Before the evidence disappears. That's why I'm out here tonight.
you can help each other.  several people have agreed to let me represent them in a negligence suit. your case as an individual will be stronger if i'm allowed to represent you together as a group.	Case?
leave us alone, stephens.  leave the people of this town alone.  you can't help.	You can help each other.  Several people have agreed to let me represent them in a negligence suit. Your case as an individual will be stronger if I'm allowed to represent you together as a group.
no, mr. ansel.  i wouldn't sue you.	Leave us alone, Stephens.  Leave the people of this town alone.  You can't help.
mr. mitchell stephens, esquire, would you be likely to sue me if i was to beat you right now?  beat you so bad that you pissed blood and couldn't walk for a month.  because that's what i'm about to do.	No, Mr. Ansel.  I wouldn't sue you.
i can help you.	Not unless you can raise the dead.
no you don't.	I can help you.
i understand.	No you don't.
mister, i don't want to know your name.	I understand.
my name is...	Mister, I don't want to know your name.
goodnight, mr. ansel.	Goodnight, Nicole.
oh.  right.	Goodnight, Mr. Ansel.
i'm not sure.	Oh.  Right.
what do you mean 'outgrown it'?	I'm not sure.
and she really liked you.  she would've given you all this if she'd outgrown it, or...	What do you mean 'outgrown it'?
no.  i mean, i remember mrs. ansel wearing some of this stuff, but...i don't feel funny about that.  i really liked her.	And she really liked you.  She would've given you all this if she'd outgrown it, or...
nicole, i'm just going to pack all this stuff and give it to the church for charity.  don't feel bad. unless you feel strange about wearing it.	No.  I mean, I remember Mrs. Ansel wearing some of this stuff, but...I don't feel funny about that.  I really liked her.
i don't know.	Nicole, I'm just going to pack all this stuff and give it to the church for charity.  Don't feel bad. Unless you feel strange about wearing it.
why?	I don't know.
it just seems...kind of weird.	Why?
yeah.	It just seems...kind of weird.
are you sure?	Yeah.
i'll be back around nine.	Okay.
was it good?	I'll be back around nine.
they just finished supper.	Was it good?
hi, mr. ansel.  hi, jessica, mason...	They just finished supper.
hi, nicole.	Hi, Mr. Ansel.  Hi, Jessica, Mason...
she's resting.  in her room.	Say hello for me.
how is nicole?  is she around?	She's resting.  In her room.
the children.	How is Nicole?  Is she around?
billy, please.  the children.	The children.
i used to like it here.  i used to care about what happened.  now i think i'll sell my house and move the fuck away.	Billy, please.  The children.
why would he do that?  you didn't have anything to do with the accident.	Because I was driving behind the bus, Mary.  Because I saw it.  I saw it happen...
i'll help pay for nicole, if that's what you're really talking about. i'll even give you the money i got for my kids.  that's what we used to do, remember? help each other.  this was a community.	I'm sorry.
it's not enough.  for hospital bills.  for nicole.	I'll help pay for Nicole, if that's what you're really talking about. I'll even give you the money I got for my kids.  That's what we used to do, remember? Help each other.  This was a community.
why?  you got money from dolores' insurance with the school board.  we all did.	It's not enough.  For hospital bills.  For Nicole.
no, billy.  we can't drop the lawsuit.  you know how much we need the money.	Why?  You got money from Dolores' insurance with the school board.  We all did.
c'mon, you know that won't...	We've got lawyers suing lawyers because some people were stupid enough to sign on with more than one of the bastards.  We've got people pointing fingers, making side deals, and dickering over percentages. Yesterday, I heard somebody wants to sue the rescue squad.  The rescue squad.  Because they didn't act fast enough.
that's wrong, sam.  you know that. we'll be tangled up in this thing for the next five years.  this is never going to go away...	C'mon, you know that won't...
that won't happen, billy.  mitch stephens' case is small, compared to some of those other guys.  the way he told me, all he needs is for you to say what you saw that day, driving behind the bus.  i know it's a painful thing to do, but it'll only take a few minutes of your time.  that'll be the end of it.	That's wrong, Sam.  You know that. We'll be tangled up in this thing for the next five years.  This is never going to go away...
if that bastard does subpoena me, if he forces me to go over this again, then all those other lawyers will line up behind him and try and do the same thing.	That won't happen, Billy.  Mitch Stephens' case is small, compared to some of those other guys.  The way he told me, all he needs is for you to say what you saw that day, driving behind the bus.  I know it's a painful thing to do, but it'll only take a few minutes of your time.  That'll be the end of it.
so?  i mean, lot's of folks have got lawyers.	But yours is the one who's going to subpoena me, Sam.  Force me to testify in court.  He came by the garage this afternoon.  Gave me this piece of paper.
i've tried to stay out of it.  but it turns out that's not so easy, sam.  you've gone and got yourself this lawyer.  mitchell stephens. you and risa and wendell and the ottos.	So?  I mean, lot's of folks have got lawyers.
okay, fine.  so...stay out of it.	I've tried to stay out of it.  But it turns out that's not so easy, Sam.  You've gone and got yourself this lawyer.  Mitchell Stephens. You and Risa and Wendell and the Ottos.
well i don't want a damned thing to do with it.	Okay, fine.  So...stay out of it.
because it's what we have to do.	Well I don't want a damned thing to do with it.
why not?	Because it's what we have to do.
well, it being so depressing and all.  but it's reality.  you can't just turn this off because you happen to think it's a bad idea.	Why not?
how?	Well, it being so depressing and all.  But it's reality.  You can't just turn this off because you happen to think it's a bad idea.
well, i don't know why it should. there's a whole lot of people in town involved with lawsuits.  we're hardly unique here, billy.  i mean, i can understand how you feel.	How?
it does concern me.	Well, I don't know why it should. There's a whole lot of people in town involved with lawsuits.  We're hardly unique here, Billy.  I mean, I can understand how you feel.
i don't see how that concerns you, billy.	It does concern me.
well, sam, i might as well tell you the truth.  it's this lawsuit you've gotten yourself all involved with. i want you to drop the damned thing.	I don't see how that concerns you, Billy.
so what brings you out tonight?	Well, Sam, I might as well tell you the truth.  It's this lawsuit you've gotten yourself all involved with. I want you to drop the damned thing.
why did you do that, billy?	You think that caused the accident, Risa?  That it brought bad luck? Christ, it sounds to me you're looking for a witch doctor, not a lawyer.  Or maybe they're the same thing.
yes.	Why did you do that, Billy?
is it true that you gave nicole one of lydia's dresses?  that she was wearing it when the bus crashed?	Yes.
well i don't.	Is it true that you gave Nicole one of Lydia's dresses?  That she was wearing it when the bus crashed?
because i have to.	Well I don't.
why?	Because I have to.
i have to.	Why?
you believe that?	I have to.
...or that the guardrail wasn't strong enough.	You believe that?
risa, i serviced that bus.  at the garage.  there's nothing wrong with it.	...or that the guardrail wasn't strong enough.
mr. stephens says that someone didn't put a right bolt in the bus...	Risa, I serviced that bus.  At the garage.  There's nothing wrong with it.
something made this happen, billy. mr. stephens is going to find out what it was.	Mr. Stephens says that someone didn't put a right bolt in the bus...
i stopped by the station a while ago.  i stared at the bus.  i could almost hear the kids inside.  there was a lawyer there.  he told me he'd gotten you signed up.  is that true?	Something made this happen, Billy. Mr. Stephens is going to find out what it was.
good night, billy.	Good night.
i better get back.	Good night, Billy.
you're leaving.	I better get back.
just like we look forward to this.	You're leaving.
sure.	Just like we look forward to this.
they can look forward to that.	Sure.
well, maybe that's because they know i'm going to follow them.  behind the bus.	They can look forward to that.
your kids never cry.	Well, maybe that's because they know I'm going to follow them.  Behind the bus.
it's natural.	Your kids never cry.
yes.	It's natural.
that's because he misses you.	Yes.
tomorrow i'm going to put sean on the bus.  he won't want to go.  he never does.  he'll cry and want to hold on to me.	That's because he misses you.
what are you thinking?	Tomorrow I'm going to put Sean on the bus.  He won't want to go.  He never does.  He'll cry and want to hold on to me.
what time's he coming home?	When the game's over, I guess.
no.  it should be dry by now.	What time's he coming home?
does this mean i can't take a shower?	No.  It should be dry by now.
a while.	Billy, do you have to smoke? Wendell can smell if someone's been smoking.
have you been waiting long?	A while.
she said she's got to be home by nine.	Can't you make it later?
billy, that's too early.	She said she's got to be home by nine.
nicole's coming over to look after the kids tonight.  she'll be there around six.	Billy, that's too early.
why would he be frightened?	I don't know.  But it was weird in terms of what happened next.  Sean was still watching his mother.
he never took his eyes off his mother, even as he moved to sit beside nicole.  he looked frightened.	Why would he be frightened?
that's what he said, is it?	Yes.  Abbot understands these things.
anything you didn't understand?	There might have been a word or two that slipped by.  Maybe you could clarify it for me, just to be absolutely sure.
yes.	Anything you didn't understand?
you heard what abbott said?	Yes.
excuse me?	Who's been talking to you about what I'm feeling?  Who should care about what I'm feeling?
what other people?	Excuse me?
it's clear to me and other people that you have suffered significantly from this event.	What other people?
and billy told you that he'll tell that to...	Mrs.  Driscoll, if Billy Ansel does not volunteer to say so in court, I will subpoena him and oblige him to testify to that effect.
i did.	And Billy told you that he'll tell that to...
you've talked to billy?	I did.
billy said that?	You've talked to Billy?
yes.  he does.	Billy said that?
he knows that?  billy?	Yes.  He does.
billy ansel will insist that you were driving fifty-one miles an hour.  just like you've done every morning for the past fifteen years.	He knows that?  Billy?
because i'd be to blame, right?	Billy Ansel will insist that you were driving fifty-one miles an hour.  Just like you've done every morning for the past fifteen years.
that would complicate things.	Because I'd be to blame, right?
i told you that i was doing fifty miles an hour when the accident happened.  that's how i remembered it.  but the truth is, i might have been doing sixty.  or sixty five. and if that's true, that i was over the limit when the bus went over, what would happen then?	That would complicate things.
what's that, dolores?	I told you that I was doing fifty miles an hour when the accident happened.  That's how I remembered it.  But the truth is, I might have been doing sixty.  Or sixty five. And if that's true, that I was over the limit when the bus went over, what would happen then?
i have a question for you, mr. stephens.	What's that, Dolores?
did they give him special care?	The Walkers loved Sean.  He was their only child...the object of all their attention.  I mean, Wendell's a withdrawn sort of man.  That's his nature.  But Risa, she's still got dreams.
what do you mean?	Did they give him special care?
did his parents attend to that?	What do you mean?
that's right.	Did his parents attend to that?
you mentioned that he had a learning disability.	That's right.
what do you mean?	You mentioned that he had a learning disability.
were his parents...attentive to him?	What do you mean?
a strange little fellow, but you couldn't help liking him.  he was close to ten but seemed more like a frightened five or six.	Were his parents...attentive to him?
and what's that?	With our hands.
yes.  the old-fashioned way.	And what's that?
berry-picking.	Yes.  The old-fashioned way.
abbott and i used to do a lot of that in the spring.	Berry-picking.
yes.  like i was putting them into my big basket.  clearing the hillside of its children.	Abbott and I used to do a lot of that in the spring.
berries.	Yes.  Like I was putting them into my big basket.  Clearing the hillside of its children.
that's the way i thought of them sometimes.	Berries.
you talked about it?	No.  I saw it on his face.
no, nothing like that.  billy's wife, lydia, died of cancer a few years ago.  he took over raising the children by himself.  it was obvious how much he missed lydia.	You talked about it?
did he have any particular problems that you knew of?  financial pressures...run-ins with the law...	No, nothing like that.  Billy's wife, Lydia, died of cancer a few years ago.  He took over raising the children by himself.  It was obvious how much he missed Lydia.
from what?	Did he have any particular problems that you knew of?  Financial pressures...run-ins with the law...
from what?	From what?
billy loved to see his kids in the bus.  they always sat in the back, so they could wave to each other. it comforted him.	From what?
those are all from the fair last year.  abbott and me were judges at the pet show.	For rabbits?
oh yes.  like i said, they always came out together to see him off to school.  it's like he was their little treasure.  he was such a beautiful boy.  that's a picture of him on the wall there, behind abbott.	Those are all from the fair last year.  Abbott and me were judges at the pet show.
and they loved bear.	Oh yes.  Like I said, they always came out together to see him off to school.  It's like he was their little treasure.  He was such a beautiful boy.  That's a picture of him on the wall there, behind Abbott.
no, nothing like that.  the ottos are what i'd call model citizens. they're regular at town meetings. they give their opinions  in a respectful way.  they always help out at various fund-raising bazaars in town , though they aren't church goers.	And they loved Bear.
do they have any reputation for drugs?	No, nothing like that.  The Ottos are what I'd call model citizens. They're regular at town meetings. They give their opinions  in a respectful way.  They always help out at various fund-raising bazaars in town , though they aren't church goers.
i mean, the way they look.  their hair and clothing...	Do they have any reputation for drugs?
yes.  what do you mean by 'hippies'?	I mean, the way they look.  Their hair and clothing...
about the ottos?	Yes.  What do you mean by 'hippies'?
what do you mean by that, dolores?	About the Ottos?
dolores.  no one calls me 'mrs. driscoll'.	What do you mean by that, Dolores?
away from your crazy mom.	The Ottos always waited for the bus with Bear.  They were the only parents who did that, together like that.  I guess they're what you might call hippies.
oh, it's bizarre alright.  c'mon bear.  let's get you out of here.	Away from your crazy Mom.
it's for the school bazaar.	Oh, it's bizarre alright.  C'mon Bear.  Let's get you out of here.
i'll just strap it on the roof.	It's for the school bazaar.
i could wrap it up.  protect the other kids.	I'll just strap it on the roof.
i didn't say that.	I could wrap it up.  Protect the other kids.
you hate it.	I didn't say that.
well, it's certainly what you'd call interesting.	You hate it.
what do you think?	Well, it's certainly what you'd call interesting.
hi, dolores.	What do you think?
good morning, wanda.  hi, hartley.	Hi, Dolores.
we've only got honey.	I'll...take it straight.
no.  a little sugar though.	We've only got honey.
i didn't ask if you wanted milk.	No.  A little sugar though.
but dolores said she saw a dog and tried to...	How long has Dolores been driving that bus, Mr. Otto?  How many times has she steered clear of danger? What went wrong that morning?
you want a cup of tea or something?	A cup of tea would be nice.  Would it be alright if I sit down for a few minutes, Mrs. Otto?  I want to talk to you.
nicole!	It's the truth.
maybe we shouldn't be talking about this just now, with you barely home. aren't you hungry, honey?  want me to fix you something?	No.  What's this lawyer business?
no.  from mr. stephens.  that was him on the phone just now.  he was calling to see how you were.	Who's Mr. Stephens?
from you?	No.  From Mr. Stephens.  That was him on the phone just now.  He was calling to see how you were.
yes.  it's a present.	From you?
is this mine?	Yes.  It's a present.
i feel like a princess.	Is this mine?
your dad spent all his spare time in here.  he wanted to make it absolutely perfect.	I feel like a princess.
it's interesting.	Your Dad spent all his spare time in here.  He wanted to make it absolutely perfect.
so do you like your new room?	It's interesting.
how was it?	We had a terrible winter last year, didn't we, Sam?
well, winter's far behind us now.	How was it?
and winter?	Well, winter's far behind us now.
summer's over.  it's fall.	And winter?
what happened to summer?	Summer's over.  It's fall.
isn't it a lovely day?	What happened to summer?
he thought it was cute when i called him frankenstein.  it wasn't.  i feel like his monster.	Isn't it a lovely day?
hey, billy!  what brings you out on a night like this?  c'mon in.  take a load off.	Would you like a cup of tea, Billy? There's a piece of cake left.
is he coming over now?  right away?	That's what he said.
was he drinking?  could you tell?	Jenny, it's time for you to go to bed.
no.	Was he drinking?  Could you tell?
did he say what about?	No.
that was billy ansel on the phone. he wants to come over to talk to us.	Did he say what about?
should i keep reading?	Okay.
oh.	Should I keep reading?
no.  not mean.  just...very angry.	Oh.
so he was mean?	No.  Not mean.  Just...very angry.
yes.	So he was mean?
the people in the town?	Yes.
because...he wanted to them to be punished.	The people in the town?
well, if he knew magic - if he could get the kids into the mountain - why couldn't he use his pipe to make the people pay him for getting rid of the rats?	Because...he wanted to them to be punished.
that's right.	Well, if he knew magic - if he could get the kids into the mountain - why couldn't he use his pipe to make the people pay him for getting rid of the rats?
what, mason?	That's right.
nicole?	What, Mason?
okay.	Nicole?
i want to sit beside you tomorrow.	Okay.
don't you usually like to sit at the back?  to wave at your dad?	I want to sit beside you tomorrow.
can i sit beside you on the bus tomorrow?	Don't you usually like to sit at the back?  To wave at your Dad?
yes.	Can I sit beside you on the bus tomorrow?
nicole?	Yes.
rats! they fought the dogs and killed the cats, and bit the babies in the cradles, and ate the cheeses out of vats. and licked the soup from the cook's own ladles, split open the kegs of salted sprats, made nests inside men's sunday hats, and even spoiled the women's chats, by drowning their speaking with shrieking and squeaking in fifty different sharps and flats...	Nicole?
what's vermin again?	Rats! They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of vats. And licked the soup from the cook's own ladles, Split open the kegs of salted sprats, Made nests inside men's Sunday hats, And even spoiled the women's chats, By drowning their speaking With shrieking and squeaking In fifty different sharps and flats...
oh.	What's vermin again?
it's like a song.	Oh.
what's a ditty again?	It's like a song.
the pied piper of hamelin. by famous hanover city; the river weser, deep and wide, washes its wall on the southern side; a pleasanter spot you never spied; but, when begins my ditty...	What's a ditty again?
it was snowing.	Unless the report from the National Weather Bureau for the district on January 23 goes into the record, I will object to that question.
why?	So you can keep on getting well before you have to go and do this. It's not going to be easy, Nicole. Do you understand that?
yes.  dolores...and even your mom and dad.  but i'll make sure you go last.	Why?
dolores.	Yes.  Dolores...and even your mom and dad.  But I'll make sure you go last.
you seem very sure about that.	I'm absolutely positive.
there's no such thing as an accident, nicole.  not in a situation like this.	You seem very sure about that.
the truth is that it was an accident, and no one's to blame.	There's no such thing as an accident, Nicole.  Not in a situation like this.
i don't want you to lie.	The truth is that it was an accident, and no one's to blame.
i won't lie.	I don't want you to lie.
they work for the people we're trying to sue.  their job is to try to minimize damages.  our job, nicole, is to try to maximize them. you have to think of it that way. as people doing their jobs.  no good guys or bad guys.  just our side and their side.	I won't lie.
it would be strange if you didn't feel that way.	What do you want me to do for you, Mr. Stephens?
that you didn't die?  like the other children?	Yes.  Like Bear and the Ansel twins and Sean and...
you can only feel lucky that you didn't die for so long.  then you start to feel...unlucky.	That you didn't die?  Like the other children?
i don't like thinking about the accident.  i don't even remember it happening.  besides, it just makes people feel sorry for me, and...	You hate that.
i have no questions.	Thank you, Nicole.
note that she said 'pretty clearly'. not 'clearly'.	And what was the weather like at this time?
note my objection.  she said, 'as i'm talking.'	Did there come a time when the bus turned off Staples Mill Road onto
there was nothing reckless in mrs. driscoll's behavior?	I object to that form of question. Note that.
i object to the form of that question.  note that.	Was the bus on time?
have they ever been busted?	No.
crafts?	Wanda does these photographic things.  That's one of her pictures on the wall.
crafts.	Crafts?
what do they do?	Crafts.
they're smart.  been to college. they moved here from the city about a dozen years ago.	What do they do?
that's good.  judges like adopted indian boys.  tell me more about the ottos.	They're smart.  Been to college. They moved here from the city about a dozen years ago.
yes.	That's good.  Judges like adopted Indian boys.  Tell me more about the Ottos.
indian?	Yes.
wanda and hartley.  they lost bear. he was their adopted son.  a beautiful boy.  indian.	Indian?
tell me about the ottos.	Wanda and Hartley.  They lost Bear. He was their adopted son.  A beautiful boy.  Indian.
that's great, wendell.  that's the sort of thing i need to know.  so it doesn't come back to haunt our case later on.	There's the Prescots...
what do you mean?	People who will help our cause.
that's the local bar?	...coming home drunk and I guess feeling trapped by his life and blaming her for that...and...
at school.  she fell for kyle just before we graduated.  got pregnant, and...went to live in a trailer up on a woodlot kyle's dad used to own. kyle started spending more and more time at the spread eagle...	That's the local bar?
when?	At school.  She fell for Kyle just before we graduated.  Got pregnant, and...went to live in a trailer up on a woodlot Kyle's dad used to own. Kyle started spending more and more time at the Spread Eagle...
she...she was a friend of mine.	When?
what about doreen?	She...she was a friend of mine.
will you be spending more than a night?	Hard to say.  I might have...some business here.
do you have a room?	Will you be spending more than a night?
here we go.	Thanks.
perfect.	Here we go.
is this it?	Perfect.
almost three.	Is this it?
how old is she?	Almost three.
tell me about it.	How old is she?
you always think you're prepared for these things.	Tell me about it.
sure, it you could find a towel in this bag.  i know my wife packed one in there...	You always think you're prepared for these things.
need a hand?	Sure, it you could find a towel in this bag.  I know my wife packed one in there...
oh god, i'm scared.	I love you, Zoe.  I'll be there soon, and I'll take care of you.  No matter what happens.  I'll take care of you.
yes.  i can hear you breathing too.	Oh God, I'm scared.
i can hear you breathing, daddy.	Yes.  I can hear you breathing too.
you don't believe me?  you don't fucking believe me?	Of...course I do.  I just thought...I could get you another
do you have the blood test?	You don't believe me?  You don't fucking believe me?
you can't ask me that!  not anymore! you asked me what i wanted.  not what i wanted it for.  i want money.	Do you have the blood test?
what for?	You can't ask me that!  Not anymore! You asked me what I wanted.  Not what I wanted it for.  I want money.
i need money.	What for?
what do you want me to do, zoe? i'll do whatever you want.	I need money.
welcome to hard times, daddy.	What do you want me to do, Zoe? I'll do whatever you want.
yes.	Welcome to hard times, Daddy.
i tested positive.	Yes.
yes.	I tested positive.
do you know what that means, daddy? does it register?	Yes.
no.  but this is.  they wouldn't take my blood.	Do you know what that means, Daddy? Does it register?
that's not news, zoe.	No.  But this is.  They wouldn't take my blood.
okay.  i went to sell blood yesterday.  that's how it is.  i'm in this fucking city where my father is a hot shit lawyer, and i'm selling my blood.	That's not news, Zoe.
tell me your news, zoe.	Okay.  I went to sell blood yesterday.  That's how it is.  I'm in this fucking city where my father is a hot shit lawyer, and I'm selling my blood.
you always think you know what i'm going to say, don't you?  you always think you're two steps ahead of me. the lawyer.	Tell me your news, Zoe.
yes.  give me your news, zoe.	You always think you know what I'm going to say, don't you?  You always think you're two steps ahead of me. The lawyer.
don't you want to hear?	Yes.  Give me your news, Zoe.
news?	Don't you want to hear?
i'm calling because i've got some news for you, daddy.  some big news.	News?
yes.	I'm calling because I've got some news for you, Daddy.  Some big news.
daddy?	Yes.
yes, i'll accept the charges.	Daddy?
why can't you talk to me?	I...I just need to know what state you're in so I know...how to talk to you...how to act...
yes.	Why can't you talk to me?
daddy!!!	Yes.
the problem is i have no idea who i'm talking to right now.	'Cause you think I'm stoned, Daddy? 'Cause you think I've got a needle stuck in my arm?  Is that what you're thinking, Daddy?
so what's the problem?	The problem is I have no idea who I'm talking to right now.
nothing's wrong with trying to talk to me, zoe.	So what's the problem?
why am i calling you?  you're my father.  i'm not supposed to call you?  what's the matter with wanting to talk to you, daddy?	Nothing's wrong with trying to talk to me, Zoe.
why are you calling me, zoe?	Why am I calling you?  You're my father.  I'm not supposed to call you?  What's the matter with wanting to talk to you, Daddy?
remember that time we were having the car washed and i started playing with the automatic window?  how old was i, daddy?  five or six?  i got absolutely soaked, remember?	Why are you calling me, Zoe?
a car wash!  wow, i've never talked to you when you've been in a car wash.  make sure you've got the windows closed.	Remember that time we were having the car washed and I started playing with the automatic window?  How old was I, Daddy?  Five or six?  I got absolutely soaked, remember?
i'm in a car wash.	A car wash!  Wow, I've never talked to you when you've been in a car wash.  Make sure you've got the windows closed.
i'm not sure if that will leave much on the plate.	Well, let's see what we get.
if you could pick the shrimp off, as well as anything that touches the shrimp...	I'm not sure if that will leave much on the plate.
yes.	If you could pick the shrimp off, as well as anything that touches the shrimp...
is there shrimp on it?	Yes.
we do.	Is there shrimp on it?
what is it?	Poached salmon.
i'm sorry about that, mr. stephens. would you like to try the fish?	What is it?
i'm afraid this meat is overdone.	I'm sorry about that, Mr. Stephens. Would you like to try the fish?
some more wine?	I'm afraid this meat is overdone.
if you agree to have me represent you in this suit, i will require no payment until after the case is won, when i will require one third of the awarded amount.  if there is no award made, then my services will cost you nothing.  it's a standard agreement.	Do you have this agreement with you?
no.	If you agree to have me represent you in this suit, I will require no payment until after the case is won, when I will require one third of the awarded amount.  If there is no award made, then my services will cost you nothing.  It's a standard agreement.
are you expensive?	No.
isn't that what you want us to believe?  that we're completely defenseless?  that you know what's best?	Listen to me, Mrs Otto.  Listen very carefully.  I do know what's best.
excuse me?	Isn't that what you want us to believe?  That we're completely defenseless?  That you know what's best?
so you're just the thing we need.	Excuse me?
you think someone else caused the accident?	Mrs.  Otto,  there is no such thing as an accident.  The word doesn't mean anything to me.  As far as I'm concerned, somebody somewhere made a decision to cut a corner.  Some corrupt agency or corporation accounted the cost variance between a ten-cent bolt and a million dollar out-of-court settlement.  They decided to sacrifice a few lives for the difference.  That's what's done, Mrs. Otto.  I've seen it happen so many times before.
it's my belief that dolores was doing exactly what she'd been doing for years.  besides, the school board's insurance on dolores is minimal.  a few million at the very most.  the really deep pockets are to be found in the town, or in the company that made the bus.	You think someone else caused the accident?
dolores?	It's my belief that Dolores was doing exactly what she'd been doing for years.  Besides, the school board's insurance on Dolores is minimal.  A few million at the very most.  The really deep pockets are to be found in the town, or in the company that made the bus.
you are angry, aren't you, mrs. otto?  that's why i'm here.  to give your anger a voice.  to be your	Dolores?
who did they get for that?	You are angry, aren't you, Mrs. Otto?  That's why I'm here.  To give your anger a voice.  To be your
it should be said that my task is to represent the walkers only in their anger.  not their grief.	Who did they get for that?
their child died, and they got a lawyer.	It should be said that my task is to represent the Walkers only in their anger.  Not their grief.
yes.	Their child died, and they got a lawyer.
you've been retained?	Yes.
the walkers spoke very highly of you.	You've been retained?
no.	Please.
please, let me explain.  i'll only take a moment of your time.	No.
you can't come here.	Please, let me explain.  I'll only take a moment of your time.
i'm a lawyer.	You can't come here.
who are you?	I'm a lawyer.
i'm sorry for coming over unannounced like this, mrs. otto, but the walkers said you would understand.  i know it's an awful time, but it's important that we talk.	Who are you?
how does the family survive?	Don't know.  Food banks, welfare, church charity.  They scrape by.
can't get off that shitty dump they live on.  what little money comes in goes to booze.	How does the family survive?
probably half a dozen traffic convictions.  drunk driving.  lost his licence.  that's why he don't work no more.	Can't get off that shitty dump they live on.  What little money comes in goes to booze.
any criminal record?	Probably half a dozen traffic convictions.  Drunk driving.  Lost his licence.  That's why he don't work no more.
been drinking since high school. fucked himself up.  used to be smart enough.	Any criminal record?
in what way?	Been drinking since high school. Fucked himself up.  Used to be smart enough.
kyle lambston's a drunk.  nobody likes him.  he's a nasty piece of work.	In what way?
are you a reporter?	No.
what do you remember about the accident?	I remember the bus swerved, it just suddenly swerved to the right, and it hit the guardrail and the snowbank on the side of the road, and then it went over the embankment there, and everyone was screaming and everything.  And that's all.  I guess I was unconscious after that. That's all.  Then I was in the hospital.
you remember this?	Yes.  I do now.  Now that I'm telling it.
no.  because the bus went off the road.  and crashed.	You remember this?
there wasn't time?	No.  Because the bus went off the road.  And crashed.
i was scared.  and there wasn't time.	There wasn't time?
why not?	I was scared.  And there wasn't time.
no.	Why not?
did you say anything to mrs. driscoll?	No.
yes.	Did you say anything to Mrs. Driscoll?
you saw the speedometer?	Yes.
i told you i was positive.  the speedometer was large and easy to see from where i was.	You saw the speedometer?
you believe that the bus driven by mrs. driscoll was going at seventy- two miles an hour at this time?	I told you I was positive.  The speedometer was large and easy to see from where I was.
positive.	You believe that the bus driven by Mrs. Driscoll was going at seventy- two miles an hour at this time?
seventy-two miles an hour?  you're sure of this?	Positive.
seventy-two miles an hour.	Seventy-two miles an hour?  You're sure of this?
how fast would you say mrs. driscoll was going?  to the best of your recollection?	Seventy-two miles an hour.
yes.  i looked.  i remember clearly now.  it seemed we were going too fast down the hill.  i was scared.	How fast would you say Mrs. Driscoll was going?  To the best of your recollection?
you could see the speedometer?	Yes.  I looked.  I remember clearly now.  It seemed we were going too fast down the hill.  I was scared.
the speedometer.  and it was downhill there.	You could see the speedometer?
mrs.  driscoll was driving too fast? what made you think that, nicole?	The speedometer.  And it was downhill there.
dolores was driving too fast.	Mrs.  Driscoll was driving too fast? What made you think that, Nicole?
why were you scared?	Dolores was driving too fast.
yes, i understand.	Why were you scared?
this is before the accident, nicole. do you understand what i'm asking?	Yes, I understand.
why were you scared?	This is before the accident, Nicole. Do you understand what I'm asking?
i was scared.	Why were you scared?
yes.	I was scared.
before the actual accident?	Yes.
i will offer that report.  well, then, now that your memory seems to be clearing, can you tell us what else  you observed at that time?	Before the actual accident?
you are?	Yes.
there was a brown dog that ran across the road up there, right by the dump, and dolores slowed down not to hit him, and he ran into the woods.  and then dolores drove on and turned onto the marlowe road, as usual.  i remember that.  i'm remembering it pretty clearly.	You are?
yes.	There was a brown dog that ran across the road up there, right by the dump, and Dolores slowed down not to hit him, and he ran into the woods.  And then Dolores drove on and turned onto the Marlowe road, as usual.  I remember that.  I'm remembering it pretty clearly.
you remember that much?	As I'm talking, I'm remembering more about it.
yes.	You remember that much?
did there come a time when all the children had been picked up?	Yes.
no.	Did there come a time when all the children had been picked up?
and according to your recollection, there was nothing unusual about the drive that morning?	Until the accident?  No.  Yes, there was.
my usual place.  on the right side. the first seat.	And according to your recollection, there was nothing unusual about the drive that morning?
and where did you sit that morning?	My usual place.  On the right side. The first seat.
yes.	And where did you sit that morning?
was there anything unusual about the driver, dolores driscoll, or the bus that particular morning?	Like what?  I mean, I don't remember a lot.
no.  i was alone.  my sister jenny was sick and stayed home that day.	Was there anything unusual about the driver, Dolores Driscoll, or the bus that particular morning?
was anyone waiting for the bus with you?	No.  I was alone.  My sister Jenny was sick and stayed home that day.
about eight-thirty in the morning.	Was anyone waiting for the bus with you?
what time in the morning was this?	About eight-thirty in the morning.
yes.	What time in the morning was this?
now on that morning, did there come a time, nicole, when you left your parents' house?	Yes.
there's talk of that.	Someplace where no one knows her.  Someplace strange and new.
she'll move away.	There's talk of that.
it's too late for that.  she can't drive the bus anymore.  the school board saw to that right off.	She'll move away.
will the police do anything to her?	It's too late for that.  She can't drive the bus anymore.  The school board saw to that right off.
i don't know.	Will the police do anything to her?
what's going to happen to dolores?	I don't know.
okay.	What's going to happen to Dolores?
how about sunday night?  that's always the best time.	Okay.
yes.	How about Sunday night?  That's always the best time.
well, okay.  i'll take you about nine-thirty in the morning.  that's okay with you?	Great.
he couldn't look at me.  but i looked at him.  right at him.  his secret was mine now.  we used to share it.  but not anymore.  now, i owned it completely.	Well, okay.  I'll take you about nine-thirty in the morning.  That's okay with you?
i mean i'm a wheelchair girl now. it's hard to pretend i'm a beautiful rock star.  not like you used to tell me.  remember, daddy?  all the people that were going to discover me?  where are they now?	He couldn't look at me.  But I looked at him.  Right at him.  His secret was mine now.  We used to share it.  But not anymore.  Now, I owned it completely.
what do you mean?	I mean I'm a wheelchair girl now. It's hard to pretend I'm a beautiful rock star.  Not like you used to tell me.  Remember, Daddy?  All the people that were going to discover me?  Where are they now?
you seem...i don't know...well, distant, i guess.  hard to talk to.	What do you mean?
great.	You seem...I don't know...well, distant, I guess.  Hard to talk to.
nicole, tomorrow mr. stephens wants you to make your deposition at the courthouse.  i thought i'd take you over.	Great.
no.	Nicole, tomorrow Mr. Stephens wants you to make your deposition at the courthouse.  I thought I'd take you over.
are you sleeping?	No.
nothing good on your t.v.?	As opposed to this T.V.?
nothing.	Nothing good on your T.V.?
what are you up to, nicole?	Nothing.
how will he do that?	Well, Mr. Stephens is representing several families.  The Ottos, the Walkers, us, and I think a couple more.  Mr. Stephens is suing the town for negligence.  He's sure that the accident could have been avoided if they had done their jobs right. He's a very smart man.
partly.  but there's a lot the insurance doesn't cover.  that's one of the reasons we have a lawyer.  to make sure the insurance gets paid and to help us look after the rest.	How will he do that?
what about insurance?  doesn't insurance pay for these things?	Partly.  But there's a lot the insurance doesn't cover.  That's one of the reasons we have a lawyer.  To make sure the insurance gets paid and to help us look after the rest.
you're going to need special care for a long time to come.  it's not going to be easy.  not for you, not for any of us.  because we love you so much.  and it's going to cost money.  more than we can imagine.	What about insurance?  Doesn't insurance pay for these things?
it's because of the accident, nicole.  most people in this town whose kids were on the bus have got lawyers.  a lot of people...well, people in this town are very angry. us included.	But you didn't lose me.
well, yes.  he's your lawyer too.	My lawyer?  Why do I need a lawyer?
you and mom have a lawyer?	Well, yes.  He's your lawyer too.
he's a lawyer.  he's our lawyer.	You and Mom have a lawyer?
that's too high.  i'll never reach it.	Oh.  I better get some spackle.
the door needs a lock.	Sure.  I'll fix it right away.
it's okay.	And I had to widen a few doors. You'll see.
do you like the colour?	It's okay.
very slick.	Do you like the colour?
pretty slick, eh?	Very slick.
the ramp?	Pretty slick, eh?
how do you like it, nicole?	The ramp?
they say i'm lucky because i can't remember the accident.	Don't even try to remember.
mrs.  ansel's clothing.	Does it fit?
what's that?	Mrs.  Ansel's clothing.
nothing.	What's that?
what took so long?	Nothing.
what's so funny?	Just the way Dolores gets so excited about bringing the kids to check out the animals.  It's like the biggest thing in her life.
you don't sound like one hundred percent absolutely sure.	I am.  Really.  It was awesome.
of course.	You don't sound like one hundred percent absolutely sure.
you mean it?	Of course.
you're going to blow everyone away.	You mean it?
really?	You're going to blow everyone away.
that was great.	Really?
yeah, well, they probably smoke weed.	You don't know that.
don't even think of the bilodeaus or the atwaters.  they're all inbred.	The Ottos.
charlene's over at the spread eagle every other night.  sleeps with whatever she can get her hands on. she'll go down for a pat on the head and a fistful of peanuts.	Don't even think of the Bilodeaus or the Atwaters.  They're all inbred.
but charlene...	Charlene's over at the Spread Eagle every other night.  Sleeps with whatever she can get her hands on. She'll go down for a pat on the head and a fistful of peanuts.
that sonofabitch owes thousands to the bank and half the businesses in town.  he's about to lose his house and car.	But Charlene...
well, there's the hamiltons.  joe and shelly hamilton.	Yeah, right.
waiter, the check.  this man is trying to hold a gun to my head!	That's the horse!  Shotgun - Shotgun in the fifth!
where are we running?  what am i missing here?	Waiter, the check.  This man is trying to hold a gun to my head!
will you mind your own business!	Hitler!
that's right!  tell him, so i can read it in hunsecker's column first!	Oh, are you a spy for the other side?
it's compensation, leo, for the marginal life we lead.  sidney, did you hear the story about the cloak-and-suitor who -- ?	That's right!  Tell him, so I can read it in Hunsecker's column first!
you ought to stop this nonsense, loretta, these two dollar bets.	It's compensation, Leo, for the marginal life we lead.  Sidney, did you hear the story about the cloak-and-suitor who -- ?
loretta...sidney falco...	How do you do, Mr. Falco.  If you know anything about horses, sit a minute.  Help yourself to a glass of this N.Y. State champagne - that's what my husband buys me.
he's somewhere...	Thanks, I see him...
yeah, having supper with the mrs. she's over there.	He's somewhere...
just hopping tonight.  leo bartha been in?	Yeah, having supper with the Mrs. She's over there.
hello, sidney.  wanna table?	Just hopping tonight.  Leo Bartha been in?
alone or surrounded?	A Senator, an Agent and Something - With - Long - Red - Hair.
but of course...	Alone or surrounded?
is "he" inside?	But of course...
how are you tonight, mr. falco?	Is "he" inside?
i could think of better places to meet her, instead of here.  he lives on the whole top floor.	I doubt that it matters any more.
not that i'm convinced, but you'll never prove it in a million years.  steve, you'll do what you want, but it can't hurt; he offers you an olive branch - so today like olives!	I guess you're right, but -
i still think he's responsible for the smear.	Not that I'm convinced, but you'll never prove it in a million years.  Steve, you'll do what you want, but it can't hurt; he offers you an olive branch - so today like olives!
i want to speak to miss hunsecker, please.	We're on our way there now...
don't apologize for me, frank!	...excited with good reason, I wanted to say.  Because this endangers the future of the whole quintet...
boys, this gets nobody nowhere - you're over excited, steve and -	Don't apologize for me, Frank!
excuse me, steve.  i said namely you shouldn't go around wild, blaming people without justification.	I thought you might have a faint idea of how this item originated.
did she accept?	You don't like it, do you.  I think she will accept, but I'm not sure. She may be too dependent on her brother.
come on boys, break it up...	The next time you want information, Falco, don't scratch for it like a dog - ask for it like a man!
...people catch on quick to such an item.  van cleve already called me - he's firing the quintet.	Then what are you doing here?  Go over there and fight!  If Van Cleve fires your boy, it gives a lie the ring of truth!
listen, frank, you'd better make sure you're telling me the truth.	I don't like this threatening attitude.  When it comes to it, what the heck is it your business what they do, this boy and girl...
four five nights ago.  that's how i know the romance is off.  also steve's in a very bad mood.	Listen, Frank, you'd better make sure you're telling me the truth.
that's a nice tour.  all booked?  when was susie around here last?	Four five nights ago.  That's how I know the romance is off.  Also Steve's in a very bad mood.
coupla weeks.  for eight weeks.	That's a nice tour.  All booked?  When was Susie around here last?
when do these hot-headed boys of yours go on the road?	Coupla weeks.  For eight weeks.
not in those exact words - you know what a temper he's got.	When do these hot-headed boys of yours go on the road?
you told him that?	Not in those exact words - you know what a temper he's got.
yeah, and it's the truth, to the best of my knowledge.  and, frankly, i'm glad.  for steve's sake, i'm glad, not yours.  i manage these boys and i got their best interests at heart.  steve shouldn't get mixed up with no bimbo at his age.	You told him that?
you told me that your boy was washed up with susie hunsecker, didn't you?	Yeah, and it's the truth, to the best of my knowledge.  And, frankly, I'm glad.  For Steve's sake, I'm glad, not yours.  I manage these boys and I got their best interests at heart.  Steve shouldn't get mixed up with no bimbo at his age.
looka, sidney, you're my own sister's son, but where does that give you the right to call me a liar?	You told me that your boy was washed up with Susie Hunsecker, didn't you?
frank, i think maybe you lied to me.	Looka, Sidney, you're my own sister's son, but where does that give you the right to call me a liar?
robard's my client.  i did it for him and his club, not your boys.	Frank, I think maybe you lied to me.
thanks for the publicity spread you got the boys for the benefit tomorrow.	Robard's my client.  I did it for him and his club, not your boys.
i only had a few hours.	Thanks for the publicity spread you got the boys for the benefit tomorrow.
see my mother?	I only had a few hours.
went over to philly yesterday an' seen the folks...it's nice you send them the fifty a month...	See my mother?
and with ten percent of his future, you're great, too, frank.	Went over to Philly yesterday an' seen the folks...it's nice you send them the fifty a month...
that's a lollipop that, boy.  the kid is only great.	And with ten percent of his future, you're great, too, Frank.
your nephew doesn't want a drink.	That's a lollipop that, boy.  The kid is only great.
joe, give my nephew a drink.	Your nephew doesn't want a drink.
blessings on thee, the both...well... gotta run now.  see you two kids later!	Hurry back.
i hate j.j. -- but not that much at this moment...	Give me a chance --
otis was outraged when i told him van cleve was going to fire you. tell him not to pay any attention to anything you-know-who says about you-know-what.  right, otis?	Right!
friends call me otis - sometimes tricky otis.	Otis was outraged when I told him Van Cleve was going to fire you. Tell him not to pay any attention to anything you-know-who says about you-know-what.  Right, Otis?
and, instead, he printed his heel in your face?	I see you're full of human feelings...
you don't know that lunatic yet? whims - egotistic whims!  like the gag - when you got him for a friend, you don't need an enemy!  that's what the fight with bartha was about. "leo", i says, "hunsecker froze me out.  so i'm eating humble pie this month - please print me an item."	And, instead, he printed his heel in your face?
call him up and ask - he might drop dead with shock.	If it were that easy, you wouldn't find an empty phone booth for the next two hours...
how is dear old j.j. by the way?	Call him up and ask - he might drop dead with shock.
i see bartha gave you cold tongue for supper.  hey, wait a minute!	I'm late for a date with a dame.
but my day with susie isn't over yet and--	Ten'll get you fifty you're playing hookey from a padded cell!
son, i don't fancy shooting mosquitoes with elephant guns.  so suppose you just shuffle along and call it a day...	But my day with Susie isn't over yet and--
why?  because i don't like the way you toy with human lives? - your contempt and malice?  because i won't be the accomplice of your sick ego - and the way it's crippled susie...?  you think of yourself - you and your column - you see yourself as a national glory...but to me, and thousands of others like me, you and your slimy scandal, your phony patriotics - to me, mr. hunsecker, you are a national disgrace!	Son, I don't fancy shooting mosquitoes with elephant guns.  So suppose you just shuffle along and call it a day...
and what have i done to her, besides not buy her a new fur coat lately?  sidney, you were right -- the boy's a dilly.	Why?  Because I don't like the way you toy with human lives? - Your contempt and malice?  Because I won't be the accomplice of your sick ego - and the way it's crippled Susie...?  You think of yourself - you and your column - you see yourself as a national glory...but to me, and thousands of others like me, you and your slimy scandal, your phony patriotics - to me, Mr. Hunsecker, you are a national disgrace!
no, i don't care about you -- you're fantastic.  my whole interest, if it's not too late, is in susie...and how to undo what you've done to her...	And what have I done to her, besides not buy her a new fur coat lately?  Sidney, you were right -- the boy's a dilly.
if looks could kill, i'm dead...	No, I don't care about you -- you're fantastic.  My whole interest, if it's not too late, is in Susie...and how to undo what you've done to her...
i'm trying to get susie to stand up to you.  but your manner is so threatening that she's afraid to speak!	Son, you raise your voice again and you'll be outa here on your golden pratt!
may i lift my eyebrows?  what is this?  what are you trying to do?	I'm trying to get Susie to stand up to you.  But your manner is so threatening that she's afraid to speak!
those "dears" sound like daggers. may i suggest that you stop daring her to speak?	May I lift my eyebrows?  What is this?  What are you trying to do?
susie, as always, is free to say anything she thinks.  go on, dear, say exactly what's on your mind, dear.	Those "dears" sound like daggers. May I suggest that you stop DARING her to speak?
you hear that, susie...  continue please...	I'm afraid I can't cope with them.
mr. hunsecker, you've got more twists than a barrel of pretzels.	You hear that, Susie...  Continue please...
right now you're in no position to ask questions!  and your snide remarks---	Wait a minute, I haven't handed over punishing privileges to you YET!  Put the whip down and I might respect what you're saying...
i don't take kindly to you and falco selling me ethics.  who's the injured party here, you?	Right now you're in no position to ask questions!  And your snide remarks---
why do you keep coupling me with falco?	He's here, isn't he?  Do you think, sir, when he dies he'll go to the dog and cat heaven?
no punch line.  maybe i was just admiring your know-how---yours and falco's.	Why do you keep coupling me with Falco?
frankly, son, you lost me on that last hill.  just give us the punch line...	No punch line.  Maybe I was just admiring your know-how---yours and Falco's.
well, just be careful you don't knock her down, huh?	Frankly, son, you lost me on that last hill.  Just give us the punch line...
nuts!  i'm not here as an artist! i'm here as an average joe, who happens to love your sister susie!	Well, just be careful you don't knock her down, huh?
just exactly what are you so hot about?  i mean, i know it's a difficult thing to be an artist in this crudest of possible worlds, but --	Nuts!  I'm not here as an artist! I'm here as an average Joe, who happens to love your sister Susie!
son, lots of people tell me i'm a gifted man, but i still can't see around corners.	Just exactly what are you so hot about?  I mean, I know it's a difficult thing to be an artist in this crudest of possible worlds, but --
is it news to you?	Son, lots of people tell me I'm a gifted man, but I still can't see around corners.
why, has he bothered you before?	Is it news to you?
does he have to be here in our hair?	Why, has he bothered you before?
no, i wouldn't...	Serious as a deacon...I like it.  I like your style, son!  In a world of old rags and bones, I like it! For instance, take Sidney.
take it easy, susie.  he wouldn't be much of a man if he didn't understand my concern.  would you, son?	No, I wouldn't...
mr. hunsecker, there's nothing to that smear.  you have my sincere word...	I'll by that, son.  Now, you owe ME a favor.  Be good to my kid sister...
you've been very kind about it, mr. hunsecker. hunsecker give susie credit for that.  i took her word that there was nothing to the smear.  matter of fact, i'll have my say about smears on the show today.  that's why i'd like your personal assurance, too.	Mr. Hunsecker, there's nothing to that smear.  You have my sincere word...
well, son, looks like you went out and bought yourself a packet of trouble...	You've been very kind about it, Mr. Hunsecker. HUNSECKER Give Susie credit for that.  I took her word that there was nothing to the smear.  Matter of fact, I'll have my say about smears on the show today.  That's why I'd like YOUR personal assurance, too.
no!  no!  don't touch me!	Susan!...
you in a mood, susie, to run over to milgrim's later and buy a few new frocks?	No.  I'm going home.
susie, i'm sorry if---	Sometimes I think ALL men are fools!...
no...	Before you leave, son, I'll answer your question---Susan Hunsecker is the injured party here!  Or will I be hearing next that I don't even have my sister's welfare at heart...
susie, did you know about this accusation...?	No...
susie likes to keep her girlish secrets.  but in her heart of hearts i imagine, dallas, that she fancies you in an uncommon way. now, what about you, son?  not just tom-catting around...i hope?	J.J., Steve isn't...
when i'm certain, i'll let you know...	A man couldn't ask for a squarer shake.  Let me have Billy Van Cleve...  Don't ever tell anyone, Susie, how I'm tied to your apron strings...  Billy!  J.J.!  What's this about that boy?  What boy?  Where are we, lug, in a drawing room comedy? You're brain is warming up, sweetheart - yeah, Dallas!...  No, don't explain your point of view, but...
i'm taking up the situation with you now...	Susie, I want to help you--, there's nothing I won't do for you. You're all I've got in the whole, wide world.
i started to say we're drifting apart.  a year ago, in your wildest dreams, would you have walked by that door without taking up this situation with me?  today i had to call you in!	I'm taking up the situation with you now...
i haven't said anything yet, j.j., but if -	I started to say we're drifting apart.  A year ago, in your wildest dreams, would you have walked by that door without taking up this situation with me?  Today I had to call you in!
let me finish, dear.  you had your say, now let me have mine...	I haven't said anything yet, J.J., but if -
i thought we were talking about sidney?	Let me finish, dear.  You had your say, now let me have mine...
you know, dear, we're drifting apart, you and i, and i don't like that.	I thought we were talking about Sidney?
i said sidney!...	You know, dear, we're drifting apart, you and I, and I don't like that.
who said sidney?	I said Sidney!...
sidney is a liar!	Who said Sidney?
i wouldn't have called the boy exactly balanced...	Alan was not...unbalanced when I married him.  And he was not...'indifferent to women' no matter what they said! HUNSECKER  I'm not fighting with you, puss...
then whose fault was it, j.j.?  it was someone's fault, wasn't it?	I wouldn't have called the boy exactly balanced...
but that wasn't your fault, dear, what happened to leslie.  i've told you that a million times...	Then whose fault was it, J.J.?  It was someone's fault, wasn't it?
it's just as if i've seen a ghost today...	But that wasn't your fault, dear, what happened to Leslie.  I've told you that a million times...
why are you trembling, dear...?	History repeats itself.  Everything that happened to Alan Leslie...began with a smear like this...
not being partial, are you?	No, I'm not.  I'm not!
yes, he phoned.  i don't know this boy too well.  anything in these charges?	Not being partial, are you?
did sidney tell you about it?	Yes, he phoned.  I don't know this boy too well.  Anything in these charges?
what a question, dear, with that newspaper in your hand...	Did Sidney tell you about it?
why?	What a question, dear, with that newspaper in your hand...
susie, you're very much in my thoughts today.	Why?
we're friends, harvey - we go as far back as when you were a fresh kid congressman, don't we?	Why does everything you say sound like a threat?
there is some allusion here that escapes me...	We're friends, Harvey - we go as far back as when you were a fresh kid Congressman, don't we?
this man is not for you, harvey, and you shouldn't be seen with him in public.  because that's another part of a press agents life - he digs up scandal among prominent men and shovels it thin among the columnists who give him space.	There is some allusion here that escapes me...
now, come, j.j., that's a little too harsh.  anyone seems fair game for you tonight.	This man is not for you, Harvey, and you shouldn't be seen with him in public.  Because that's another part of a press agents life - he digs up scandal among prominent men and shovels it thin among the columnists who give him space.
and i believe that's precisely where i read it, too.  you see, j.j., where i get my reputation for being the best-informed man in washington.	Now don't kid a kidder.
err...the supreme court story, i was telling you - justice black.	Yes, the Justice, that's right. But I think you had it in the column.
yeah, i got eyes.  i put things together.	I remember ONCE when you didn't quite "put things together".  Boy! Was the Mayor mad!
say, that's good - it's nice - in fact, it's apt, harry!	Yeah, I got eyes.  I put things together.
say hello to sidney falco.  tickle him - he's been a bad boy tonight. he called you my fat friend.	I don't believe it.
she mighta jumped.  love suicide?  check it for me, phil...it's a real heart throb.	Say hello to Sidney Falco.  Tickle him - he's been a bad boy tonight. He called you my fat friend.
yeah.  at bellevue.  still hanging on.  but they still don't know if she was pushed.	She mighta jumped.  Love suicide?  Check it for me, Phil...it's a real heart throb.
incidentally, what happened to that doll? - you gave me the item last night.  still alive?	Yeah.  At Bellevue.  Still hanging on.  But they still don't know if she was pushed.
i just checked "downtown".  quiet everywhere tonight.	Incidentally, what happened to that doll? - You gave me the item last night.  Still alive?
hello, harry.	Bonna sera, commendatore.  Come sta?
you're incapable of the truth...	Susie, there's nothing wrong with Dallas!  Your brother and I arranged it all. And if the Leslie boy is still a squooshy item in your life, forget it! - your brother arranged that one, too!  I don't usually give away presents; but this is my gift to you: Get out of here!  Leave this man!
listen with care - this will cost me everything, so you know i'm telling you the truth!	You're incapable of the truth...
talk to her, sidney...	Talk to her yourself...
i was trying to build her up, not tear her down -	Is that why you were romancing her, you mutt!  Let's call it quits, my dear.  I'd like it fine if you found another home.  That means the front door is open!  Pack your things, rent a moving van and GIT!  And as for marriage, let me hit you with a few choice facts: you aren't ready for marriage!  You're incompetent - a capricious and shaky frail with a sick fatality for frail and useless men!
sidney, i told you -	J.J., I swear to you on my mother's life, I won't do it.  If you gave me your COLUMN I wouldn't do a thing like that...
j.j., it's one thing to wear your dog collar...but when it gets to be a noose...i'd rather have my freedom.	The man in jail is always for freedom.
she knows now.	Why give her real proof?  You nearly ruined her with her first husband - and you were right, J.J., - but she almost followed him out the window.  What do you want - a chronic invalid?
why do something that would drive them right back into each other's arms?  not to mention that this time susie would know who shot the arrow...	She knows now.
are you listening?	How does it matter who's sister? The main thing, they're through and -
but not for anything i did today...	Sidney, I know human nature.  Susie lied to me - she'll see that boy again.
what are you so chipper about?  if i put a cross on every one of your mistakes, you'd look like a graveyard!	But not for anything I did today...
don't go wild, sidney.	Wild?  Take a look at them and see who's wild...
let's forget cats and dogs and other pseudo-literary remarks--- i'll just lay it on the line!  what about that big rumpus in my office today?  you were there, frank! where, according to st. dallas, j.j. was responsible for the elwell smear!	Don't go wild, Sidney.
full of beans, ain't you?  but you know that you'll stand or fall by what you're doing now...	Calculated risk.  Only we happen to know, J.J., that you like me.  I'm your star pupil -- I reflect back to you your own talent.
a pocket fulla firecrackers - looking for a match!  it's a new wrinkle to tell the truth... i never thought i'd make a killing on some guy's "integrity".	Full of beans, ain't you?  But you know that you'll stand or fall by what you're doing now...
what does that mean - integrity?	A pocket fulla firecrackers - looking for a match!  It's a new wrinkle to tell the truth... I never thought I'd make a killing on some guy's "integrity".
integrity - acute, like indigestion.	What does that mean - integrity?
what's this boy got that susie likes?	Integrity - acute, like indigestion.
presumably yours...  that's according to st. dallas.	What's this boy got that Susie likes?
and who's feet is she on now?	Presumably yours...  That's according to St. Dallas.
sure, he steams her up - wants her to stand on her own two feet and all that jazz!	And who's feet is she on now?
well he's got her in a tizzy, i'll tell you that!	Sure, he steams her up - wants her to stand on her own two feet and all that jazz!
no, that's the point - he won't accept your favor!  the manager yes, but not the boy.	Well he's got her in a tizzy, I'll tell you that!
but it's too late.  i got him back the job...	No, that's the point - he won't accept your favor!  The manager yes, but not the boy.
i like that, too.  look, j.j., we can wrap this up in one neat bundle, addressed to the dumps - to oblivion.  we're going great, but please play it my way. i cased this kid. know his ins and outs...he's fulla juice and vinegar, just begging for some big shot like you to give him a squeeze.  do little sidney a favor: squeeze! - you know, j.j. - the porcupine bit - needles.	But it's too late.  I got him back the job...
can't hurt?  i had to get him back his job.	I like that, too.  Look, J.J., we can wrap this up in one neat bundle, addressed to the dumps - to oblivion.  We're going great, but please play it my way. I cased this kid. Know his ins and outs...He's fulla juice and vinegar, just begging for some big shot like you to give him a squeeze.  Do little Sidney a favor: squeeze! - You know, J.J. - the porcupine bit - needles.
can't hurt...	Can't hurt?  I had to get him back his job.
i think you loused this up but good. if i can trust my eyes, and i think i can, susie knows all about your dirty work.	Can't hurt...
with a pocket fulla firecrackers - good.	I think you loused this up but good. If I can trust my eyes, and I think I can, Susie knows all about your dirty work.
i got that boy coming over here.  what's so funny?	With a pocket fulla firecrackers - good.
i'm not sure i can reach him in time.	Sure you can if you want to, and I know you'll want to...  By the way, what's your beef against little Sidney?
susie, i like this new attitude of yours.  you're growing up and i like it!  i don't like it when you're limp and dependent, when you're odd and wayward.  this gives you a chance for real survival in a very lousy world.  because, don't forget, dear, you won't always have me with you, will you...?	No, I won't...
i read your column every day...	Susie, I like this new attitude of yours.  You're growing up and I like it!  I don't like it when you're limp and dependent, when you're odd and wayward.  This gives you a chance for real survival in a very lousy world.  Because, don't forget, dear, you won't always have me with you, will you...?
you're picking up my lingo, hon.	I read your column every day...
yes.  with your "prestige" it only takes a minute - ten cents worth of american tel and tel.	You're picking up my lingo, hon.
he means that much to you...?	Yes.  With your "prestige" it only takes a minute - ten cents worth of American Tel and Tel.
get steve back his job...please...	He means that much to you...?
how?	Get Steve back his job...please...
j.j., you said you want to help me - prove it!	How?
well, what have i got?  alimony to a pair of tramps?  they're of no concern to me.  it's you who count, but don't get me wrong - i don't intend to let you break your neck again!	J.J., you said you want to help me - prove it!
i know steve.  no.	Then maybe you can tell me if he's as solid as you say, why does he rap me every chance he gets?
j.j., i want you to get them back their job, steve and the quintet.	You mean they've been fired already, on the basis of this crude smear?
when?	Tonight.  Before you go to bed. The cat is in the bag and the bag is in the river.
uh huh.	When?
i'll do it, j.j. - don't get me wrong - in for a penny, in for a pound.  i'll see it through, but stop beating me around the head. let me make a living!	What you promised - do it!  Don't finagle around.  It's later than you think.
ha!  my right hand hasn't seen my left hand for thirty years!	I'll do it, J.J. - don't get me wrong - in for a penny, in for a pound.  I'll see it through, but stop beating me around the head. Let me make a living!
correct me if i'm wrong - we! because when i'm out on this very slippery limb for you, you have to know what's involved.	Ha!  My right hand hasn't seen my left hand for thirty years!
not "we", sidney, you!	Correct me if I'm wrong - WE! Because when I'm out on this very slippery limb for you, you have to know what's involved.
no, lemme finish.  i don't like this job!  that boy is dumb only on matinee days - otherwise he's got a head.  and susan, like you said, she's growing up.  two heads. what i mean, we got a slippery, dangerous problem here!	Not "we", Sidney, you!
are you finished?	No, lemme finish.  I DON'T LIKE THIS JOB!  That boy is dumb only on matinee days - otherwise he's got a head.  And Susan, like you said, she's growing up.  Two heads. What I mean, we got a slippery, dangerous problem here!
awright, that brings us up to five weeks ago. "sidney, i got a nasty little problem here." did i say no? i'm frank to admit - it don't jell as fast as we like... but all of a sudden i can't get you on the phone no more!  why?... and why, as of this date, am i frozen out of the column...	Are you finished?
correct me if i'm wrong, but i don't think so...	I'll listen one more minute.
i don't?	Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think so...
frankly, j.j., i don't think you got the cards to blitz me.	I don't?
i'm a schoolboy - teach me, teach me.	Why not break it up yourself?  You could do it in two minutes flat.
you want something done, j.j., but i doubt if you yourself know what's involved.	I'm a schoolboy - teach me, teach me.
you told me you'd break up that romance - when?	You want something done, J.J., but I doubt if you yourself know what's involved.
spahish...that must show he likes "spigs", too.	I like Harry, but I can't deny he sweats a little.
i didn't say that, j.j.	The day that I can't get along without press agents' handouts, I'll close up shop, lock, stock and barrel and move to Alaska.
yes, with your clients' names attached.  that's the only reason those poor slobs pay you - to see their names in my column all over the world!  now, as i make it out, you're doing me a favor!	I didn't say that, J.J.
you print them, don't you?	Yes, with your clients' names attached.  That's the only reason those poor slobs pay you - to see their names in my column all over the world!  Now, as I make it out, you're doing ME a favor!
what, some cheap, gruesome gags?	You print them, don't you?
why don't you answer the man, sidalee?  he's trying to take you off the hook.	You just had a good example of it. A press agent eats a columnists dirt and is expected to call it manna.
match me, sidney...	Not just this minute, J.J....
i know manny davis.	Everyone knows Manny Davis...  ...except MRS. Manny Davis.
mac!  i don't want this man at my table...	I have a message from your sister.
can i come in for a minute?	No.  You're dead, son - get yourself buried!
you had something to do for me - you didn't do it.	Can I come in for a minute?
i have to talk to you, alone, j.j., that's why.	You had something to do for me - you didn't do it.
can i come out?  no.	I have to talk to you, alone, J.J., that's why.
i thought he would.	Yeah...  And another thing - he's gonna say you 'resisted arrest'...  You know J.J....!
well, i'll be darned.  and what does j.j. think he should do?	Go out with DIFFERENT girls!
he goes out with girls.	Well, I'll be darned.  And what does J.J. think he SHOULD do?
is that a fact?  he's a dilly, ain't he?  by the by, what did he have against this boy?	He goes out with girls.
- he's got them on him.	...And he's got them on him.  I appreciate a thing like that - I appreciate where you are looking out for the virtue of the city.
it's nice, sidney, that you give me this tip...	- He's got them on him.
what's all the rush?  you said three o'clock.	He's leaving early.  After this "set".  He'll be out in a couple of minutes...
i know...i know you're the strongest cop in town.	I call him the boy with the ice cream face!
what's your favorite ribbon to go around your favorite chocolates?	Let's wait till Christmas - it's more legitimate then.
no.  it's one of j.j.'s occasional beau gestes.  evidently the fellow's funny, so he gave him a plug.	What's your favorite ribbon to go around your favorite chocolates?
who put this item in about the comic?  "if there's a more hilarious funny man around than herbie temple at the palace, you'll have to pardon us for not catching the name.  we were too busy screaming." does this temple have a press agent?	No.  It's one of J.J.'s occasional beau gestes.  Evidently the fellow's funny, so he gave him a plug.
bribing me again?	And why should I bribe the woman who holds most of my heart?
could this be that boy?	Dallas?  Could be.  He doesn't look like a reefer smoker...
what about?	Something about a Frank D'Angelo trying to reach you...
that's a question i usually like to ask you.  your secretary phoned.	What about?
nothing i didn't think of you before.	- that's what I mean!
what would you think of me if -	Nothing I didn't think of you before.
next time i'll call in a guy to paint silver stars on the ceiling!	What would you think of me if -
a girl needs a little romancing before she -	Next time I'll call in a guy to paint silver stars on the ceiling!
this sort of thing!	Listen, you need him for a favor, don't you!  And so do I!  I need his column--tonight.  Didn't you ask me to do something about your job?  Don't you have a kid in Military School?
what sort of thing?	This sort of thing!
sidney...i...i don't do this sort of thing...	What sort of thing?
i beg your pardon!  i turn myself inside out to help you and now i'm a heavy.  here's your shoe, there's your coat, that's the door!	Sidney...I...I don't do this sort of thing...
don't you think i have any feelings? what am i?  a bowl of fruit?  a tangerine that peels in a minute?	I beg your pardon!  I turn myself inside out to help you and now I'm a heavy.  Here's your shoe, there's your coat, that's the door!
what kind of an act is this?	Don't you think I have any feelings? What am I?  A bowl of fruit?  A tangerine that peels in a minute?
what do you want all of a sudden - lady godiva...?  where's my other shoe?	What kind of an act is this?
so take five minutes!  get acquainted!  he's an important man - he's lonely - don't be dumb!	What do you want all of a sudden - Lady Godiva...?  Where's my other shoe?
and he's a perfect stranger to me.	So take five minutes!  Get acquainted!  He's an important man - he's lonely - don't be dumb!
yeah!	And he's a perfect stranger to me.
yeah.  otis elwell.  the columnist.	Yeah!
don't you know who that man is?	Yeah.  Otis Elwell.  The columnist.
back?	One of those business meetings, honey - always coming up in the middle of the night.
rita, say hello to otis elwell.	Hello.
do you still keep your key under the mat?	Can you be there by two-thirty?
that's what i'm thinking, rita. maybe...	Do you still keep your key under the mat?
do you think you could do something, sidney?	That's what I'm thinking, Rita. Maybe...
we're old friends, chickie - quit it!  a big columnist comes in this room, without his ball-and-chain and you make like a delicatessen counter!  what did you think would happen in his house?	But, Sidney darling, the man must be out of his mind - it was only eleven o'clock in the morning!
i don't know - it's a big apartment. but i wasn't interviewed.  in fact, i was totally unprepared for what happened.	We're old friends, Chickie - quit it!  A big columnist comes in this room, without his ball-and-chain and you make like a delicatessen counter!  What did you think would happen in his house?
and where was his wife?	I don't know - it's a big apartment. But I wasn't interviewed.  In fact, I was totally unprepared for what happened.
in his apartment -	And where was his wife?
you were thrilled to be interviewed.  were you "interviewed"?	In his apartment -
...cigarette girls... and naturally -	You were thrilled to be interviewed.  Were you "interviewed"?
he was writing a special sunday piece on...?	...cigarette girls... And naturally -
staring.  consequently, when he approached me on his way out i wasn't surprised, but i didn't let on.	He was writing a special Sunday piece on...?
avidly.  he was staring.	Staring.  Consequently, when he approached me on his way out I wasn't surprised, but I didn't let on.
don't tell me you started a polka with leo bartha?	No.  That's what I mean - I'm being fired for what I didn't do.
is frank d'angelo around?	At the bar - Sidney...
sidney, can i talk to you a minute?	Is Frank D'Angelo around?
you're sure.  find out for me.	Sidney, can I talk to you a minute?
i don't think so.	You're sure.  Find out for me.
i've been up to here.  listen, honey, tell me something.  you know susan hunsecker...?  has she been in?  i mean lately, in the last coupla days...?	I don't think so.
don't you ever get messages, eyelashes?  i called you twice.	I've been up to here.  Listen, honey, tell me something.  You know Susan Hunsecker...?  Has she been in?  I mean lately, in the last coupla days...?
stay down town tonight.  maybe we'll take in a show, etc.	If you want me to -
or what you see in me, for that matter...	Stay down town tonight.  Maybe we'll take in a show, etc.
that's no way to talk...	Or what you see in me, for that matter...
i swear, sidney, i can't help it - sometimes i wonder what i see in you...	That's no way to talk...
i know you do, sidney.	Don't judge a situation where you don't know what's involved...
i put a lotta trust in you, chickie...	I know you do, Sidney.
yes.	I put a lotta trust in you, Chickie...
did you send my folks in philly the check...?	Yes.
what's the matter?	Nothing...
take a top coat.	And leave a tip in every hat-check room in town?
if that's for me, tear it up!	Take a top coat.
no.  you think i'm a hero.  i'm no hero.  i'm nice to people where it pays me to be.  i gotta do it too much on the outside, so don't expect me to kow-tow in my own office.  i'm in a bind right now with hunsecker so --  every dog has his day!  lock up and leave the key.	If that's for me, tear it up!
i'm used to you...	No.  You think I'm a hero.  I'm no hero.  I'm nice to people where it pays me to be.  I gotta do it too much on the outside, so don't expect me to kow-tow in my own office.  I'm in a bind right now with Hunsecker so --  Every dog has his day!  Lock up and leave the key.
you ought to be used to me by now.	I'm used to you...
sid...you got me so...i don't know what...	You ought to be used to me by now.
so what'll you do if i feel nervous? you'll open your meaty, sympathetic arms...?	Sid...you got me so...I don't know what...
sidney, please, dear, if you feel nervous...	So what'll you do if I feel nervous? You'll open your meaty, sympathetic arms...?
you mean you don't want the extra free gift of a colorful giant map of the world???	Sidney, please, dear, if you feel nervous...
sidney, i know you by now.  don't do a dance with me...	You mean you don't want the extra free gift of a colorful giant map of the world???
yes, but as a new subscriber you're under no obligation to take more than three books.  and if you mail the enclosed card within ten days --	Sidney, I know you by now.  Don't do a dance with me...
i hate to see you like this --	Yes, but as a new subscriber you're under no obligation to take more than three books.  And if you mail the enclosed card within ten days --
go home, sally.  it's late...	I hate to see you like this --
help me with two minutes of silence!	Go home, Sally.  It's late...
i wish i could help in some way, sidney.	Help me with two minutes of silence!
pay the rent.  let the tailor wait.	It won't leave much of a balance in the bank...  Mr. Robard?  Could you locate him?
the renting agent and the tailor.	Pay the rent.  Let the tailor wait.
who else phoned?	The renting agent and the tailor.
that makes five days in a row that mr. hunsecker's cut you out of his column.	May I rent you out as an adding machine.
but what?	That makes five days in a row that Mr. Hunsecker's cut you out of his column.
but...	But what?
it isn't.  i've just seen the early edition.	But...
no, an arm, he said.  i told him you were sure the item would be in mr. hunsecker's column in tomorrow's...	It isn't.  I've just seen the early edition.
he wants me to break a leg?	No, an arm, he said.  I told him you were sure the item would be in Mr. Hunsecker's column in tomorrow's...
that's the third time he's called today.	He wants me to break a leg?
give him credit---the boy's gall is gorgeous!	Why don't we hear what Susie has to say?
frank, you don't listen!  j.j. just told you to shut your mouth!	Don't you think it's about time you shut yours?  Who are you to tell a man like Frank D'Angelo to shut up?!
you're talking very fast.	Well, I'll tell you what - excuse me for breathing, will ya?  How do you like it?  He comes to my office and -
according to you, yeah.  dallas, your mouth is as big as a basket and twice as empty!  i don't like you, comma, but neither do i go along with this column saying you smoke marijuana and belong with the reds.  also, since we're talking repulsive, j.j. won't like this for two cents!  don't give me that look, dallas - j.j. believes in fair play.  and secondly, this could splatter his sister with rotten egg by implication - your her boyfriend!	You're talking very fast.
it is a favor, isn't it?	According to you, yeah.  Dallas, your mouth is as big as a basket and twice as empty!  I don't like you, comma, but neither do I go along with this column saying you smoke marijuana and belong with the Reds.  Also, since we're talking repulsive, J.J. won't like this for two cents!  Don't give me that look, Dallas - J.J. believes in fair play.  And secondly, this could splatter his sister with rotten egg by implication - your her boyfriend!
dallas, ask your own manager - he's standing here like a pained wolfhound - hunsecker and elwell are enemies to the knife.  so how do you get him doing j.j. a favor?	It is a favor, isn't it?
only two men in this town could be responsible for that smear - you or hunsecker or both.	Dallas, ask your own manager - he's standing here like a pained wolfhound - Hunsecker and Elwell are enemies to the knife.  So how do you get him doing J.J. a favor?
that's your idea of logic?  i tell the judge i didn't murder the man - the judge says, "why not you?"	Only two men in this town could be responsible for that smear - you or Hunsecker or both.
why not you?	That's your idea of logic?  I tell the Judge I didn't murder the man - the Judge says, "Why not you?"
why me...?	Why not you?
it's a habit with me.  so now i'm briefed.  so what?	Frank thinks I shouldn't have come here -
i'm feeling too good to fight with you, but that isn't what i said - i said you snoop.  for instance, what were you doing around my hotel the other night?	Begging your pardon, I haven't been down the bowery in years!
where's those glossy prints you promised?  tonight's the latest i can place them -	Well, thanks, anyway - let's forget it.  It's cold out here, Susie.
and it would cost a pretty penny, huh?	You tell him, I stutter!
speak to this lad, al, ... to mr. falco.	See me in my office.
if there's a funnier man in the world than herbie temple at the palace...uh...pardon us for not catching the name, we were too busy laughing.  no, make that 'screaming'.  it's sweet of you, j.j., thanks. probably see you at twenty one tonight.  no, for supper, late. right. 'bye...	Speak to this lad, Al, ... to Mr. Falco.
no, i don't mind.  i'm busy too.	Good!  We're all off to Utica, so excuse me, Mr. Frannis-on-the- Portisan.
- and i just had to drop by and tell you how great i thought you were.	Cheers.  What time is it, Al?
did you now?  on which bounce?	- and I just had to drop by and tell you how great I thought you were.
temple, i caught your act the other night and -	Did you now?  On which bounce?
you watch him, al, i s...s...stutter!	Temple, I caught your act the other night and -
j.j., if you think -	Don't explain, Sidney... It doesn't matter now...
don't run away - i was always the man for you!  i'm talking to you out of two years of silence - listen to what i say!  inside of six months -	Please, Sidney, I can't stand this -
...but you did it for greed, sidney - and that's pathetic.	Don't run away - I was always the man for you!  I'm talking to you out of two years of silence - listen to what I say!  Inside of six months -
i didn't do anything!	...but you did it for greed, Sidney - and that's pathetic.
i could almost forgive you if what you did to steve came from jealousy and love...	I didn't do anything!
i know that bit - you're a girl; you need a man to give you strength! so what do you pick such weak sisters for?  don't you know yet that you fight fire with fire, not with tear drops?	I could almost forgive you if what you did to Steve came from jealousy and love...
i'm not a man, sidney, i'm -	I know that bit - you're a girl; you need a man to give you strength! So what do you pick such weak sisters for?  Don't you know yet that you fight fire with fire, not with tear drops?
yeah!  like me!  i don't choke on my own gall - i fight back!  let them choke, not me!	I'm not a man, Sidney, I'm -
like you?	Yeah!  Like me!  I don't choke on my own gall - I fight back!  Let THEM choke, not me!
susie, whatever problems you have with j.j. - i didn't invent them! what're you blaming me for?  if you learned to let out your hatred you would be better off!	Like you?
and i'm sorry for you, too, sidney. you're going down with the ship.	What ship?
come on now, chickie, why don't you go to bed...?	And I'm sorry for you, too, Sidney. You're going down with the ship.
i'm sorry about steve, not myself. i'm even sorry for my brother.  to be so lonely, without one real friend in the world - to have to hang on to a worthless rag of a girl like me because she's his only real family -	Come on now, chickie, why don't you go to bed...?
listen, get a good night's sleep - tomorrow's another day.  feeling sorry for yourself won't help.	I'm sorry about Steve, not myself. I'm even sorry for my brother.  To be so lonely, without one real friend in the world - to have to hang on to a worthless rag of a girl like me because she's his only real family -
it's not my nature, susie, but i'll talk to you like an uncle...	But I don't need an uncle, Sidney.
i hope that j.j. really likes steve, that it isn't an act.	Why should he put on an act?  Your brother has told PRESIDENTS where to go and what to do!
chickie, i'll have to laugh at that - an attractive girl like you...!	I hope that J.J. really likes Steve, that it isn't an act.
it's given me a big lift to know that some people want me for myself, not just because i'm my brother's sister.	Chickie, I'll have to laugh at that - an attractive girl like you...!
do you think j.j. likes steve...?	Frankly, yes, to my surprise.  He thinks he's very gifted - those boys'll go a big mile, he thinks.
who could love a man who keeps jumping through burning hoops, like a trained poodle?	Do you think J.J. likes Steve...?
where do you come off to make a remark like that?	Who could love a man who keeps jumping through burning hoops, like a trained poodle?
yes, but why?	Well, for one thing, he thinks J.J. is some kind of monster.
we stick in each others craw.	Yes, but why?
not to me.  sometimes, the world feels like a cage.  then someone comes along and opens the door...and it's never monday night again...  i wish you and steve could like each other.	We stick in each others craw.
feels like a monday night, don't it...?	Not to me.  Sometimes, the world feels like a cage.  Then someone comes along and opens the door...and it's never Monday night again...  I wish you and Steve could like each other.
i wasn't looking for a brawl.  i came to bring him a present.  wanna bite to eat?	Feels like a Monday night, don't it...?
you're touchy, sidney - don't be so touchy...	I wasn't looking for a brawl.  I came to bring him a present.  Wanna bite to eat?
he's intuitive - he knows he's getting fired!	If you're funny, James, I'm a pretzel!  Drop dead!
no more you don't!  what is this - you're showing off for her?  they're supposed to hear you in korea?	He's intuitive - he knows he's getting fired!
listen, when your band was playing at roseland -	That was two months ago.  Take your hand out of my pocket, thief!
joan, call a cop!  we'll arrest this kid for larceny!	Listen, when your band was playing at Roseland -
jimmy, i'm on my way inside right now to talk to hunsecker.  i can promise you -	Joan, call a cop!  We'll arrest this kid for larceny!
what do you do for that hundred a week.  fall out of bed?	Jimmy, I'm on my way inside right now to talk to Hunsecker.  I can promise you -
i tried to reach you twice -	What do you do for that hundred a week.  Fall out of bed?
yeah.  a coincidence you should run into the very man you've been ducking all week!  this is my press agent, joan.	I tried to reach you twice -
jimmy!  this is a coincidence.  i am just going -	Yeah.  A coincidence you should run into the very man you've been ducking all week!  This is my press agent, Joan.
not what you're doing now.  at least don't ask me - don't ask him. you're fighting for your life! what do you want to do?	You are saying goodbye, aren't you...?
steve, i feel exhausted...what do you want me to do?	Not what you're doing now.  At least don't ask me - don't ask him. You're fighting for your life! What do YOU want to do?
but, please, steve, please - one step at a time!  i was born only yesterday!...	I told your brother I couldn't be his accomplice.  I can't be yours either, Susie, and encourage him to go on pulverizing you.  I know what type - he's my old man all over again!
no!  i'm saying that for your sake you have to make a clean break with your brother!	But, please, Steve, please - one step at a time!  I was born only yesterday!...
steve, i...	But I don't care about that now. He knew what he was doing today. He was laying down the conditions under which he MIGHT consent to our marriage - if I would bend to every whim of his, like Sidney!  I couldn't do that, Susie...
susie, i was there for our sake, too.  but what a world it would be if we were all afraid to learn to walk and talk because it might offend poppa!  by the way, i think your brother was completely responsible for the smears...	Steve, I...
i just didn't think that i could antagonize him, steve -- for our sake, i mean.	Susie, I was there for OUR sake, too.  But what a world it would be if we were all afraid to learn to walk and talk because it might offend poppa!  By the way, I think your brother was completely responsible for the smears...
but you didn't do much about it, susie.  you walked out, and there i was...solo...and not too good at that.	I just didn't think that I could antagonize him, Steve -- for OUR sake, I mean.
no one's ever stood up to my brother the way you did.	But you didn't do much about it, Susie.  You walked out, and there I was...solo...and not too good at that.
well, maybe i was wrong, too... but there's no doubt, susie, that we have to face some serious things...	No one's ever stood up to my brother the way you did.
steve...what you tried to do today...you tried to take me up on a high mountain...i couldn't go all the way...i failed you...  will you forgive me?  have i lost you, steve?  have i...?	Well, maybe I was wrong, too... But there's no doubt, Susie, that we have to face some serious things...
why did you call me?	Would you buy me a cup of coffee? In there...
hello, steve.  i'm glad you could come.	Why did you call me?
i get the feeling, falco, that you're always snooping around...	Steve, stop it please...
i made you write a beautiful song...	No, you had me eating that Chinese food!...
and on tuesday - hasenpfeffer. steve  how do you think i realized i love you?	I made you write a beautiful song...
and on monday, i'll take it off and stroke your light brown hair and -	And on Tuesday - Hasenpfeffer. STEVE  How do you think I realized I love you?
if the stores are open -	And on Monday, I'll take it off and stroke your light brown hair and -
i have a message for you; i love you.  may i dedicate the next number to you?...and the next, and the next. every sunday i'll buy you a new bonnet -	If the stores are open -
steve, dear, please forget all of this.  what can it matter after tomorrow?	I have a message for you; I love you.  May I dedicate the next number to you?...And the next, and the next. Every Sunday I'll buy you a new bonnet -
but he could be reporting back to your brother, couldn't he?	Steve, dear, please forget all of this.  What can it matter after tomorrow?
darling, i don't care - really i don't.  sidney'd had a secret crush on me for years, but nothing we do is his business -	But he could be reporting back to your brother, couldn't he?
his stooge, falco, is around - i saw him walk in.  he's been spying on me for weeks, susie.	Darling, I don't care - really I don't.  Sidney'd had a secret crush on me for years, but nothing we do is his business -
steve, my brother isn't as bad as he's painted.  he isn't perfect, but -	But he isn't going to like this, Susie.  And he makes you nervous, not me.  No, I take that back - he makes me nervous, too.  But I wouldn't give him a second thought if not for you.
you haven't told him yet...	I'm telling him in the morning after breakfast.
steve, i'd rather you didn't say anything for a day or two...until i tell my brother...	You haven't told him yet...
this is big, you know.  very big! let's go out later, drink some firewater.  with the boys.  fred can call millie and -	Steve, I'd rather you didn't say anything for a day or two...until I tell my brother...
but i thought... aren't we changing things?  i mean... right now?  changing the way it goes?	That's right!  There's no way I'm going to finish the new processor now.  Forget it.  I'm out of it.  I'm quitting Cyberdyne tomorrow... I'll sell real estate, I don't care,,,
imagine a jetline with a pilot that never makes a mistake, never gets tired, never shows up to work with a hangover.  meet the pilot.	Why did you marry me, Miles?  Why did we have these two children?  You don't need us.  Your heart and your mind are in here.  But it doesn't love you like we do.
i'm sorry, honey, it's just that i'm thiiis close.	Imagine a jetline with a pilot that never makes a mistake, never gets tired, never shows up to work with a hangover.  Meet the pilot.
i know.  you told me.  it's a neural-net processor.  it thinks and learns like we do. it's superconducting at room temperature. other computer are pocket calculators by comparison.  but why is that so goddamn important, miles? i really need to know, 'cause i feel like i'm going crazy here, sometimes.	I'm sorry, honey, it's just that I'm thiiis close.
baby, this thing is going to blow 'em all away. it's a neural-net process --	I know.  You told me.  It's a neural-net processor.  It thinks and learns like we do. It's superconducting at room temperature. Other computer are pocket calculators by comparison.  But why is that so goddamn important, Miles? I really need to know, 'cause I feel like I'm going crazy here, sometimes.
oh.  i can't, honey.  i'm on a roll here.	Baby, this thing is going to blow 'em all away. It's a neural-net process --
miles, it's sunday.  you promised to take the kids to raging waters today.	Oh.  I can't, honey.  I'm on a roll here.
i can't	Miles, it's Sunday.  You promised to take the kids to Raging Waters today.
you need a break.  you'll see it clear when you come back.	I can't
... but the output went to shit after three seconds.  i'm thinking now it's the way i'm matrixing the command hierarchies...	You need a break.  You'll see it clear when you come back.
i'm sorry, baby.  this thing is just kicking my ass.  i thought we had it with this one...	... but the output went to shit after three seconds.  I'm thinking now it's the way I'm matrixing the command hierarchies...
you going to work all day?	I'm sorry, baby.  This thing is just kicking my ass.  I thought we had it with this one...
we should abort.	NO!! We're going all the way!  You got that, Dyson?
those lying motherfuckers!	I was scary stuff, radically advanced.  It was shattered... didn't work.  But it gave us ideas, It took us in new directions... things we would never have thought of.  All this work is based on it.
they told us not to ask where they got it.  i thought... japan... hell, i don't know.  i didn't want to know.	Those lying motherfuckers!
what chip?	They have it in a vault at Cyberdyne...  It's gotta be from the other one like you.
do you know about the chip?	What chip?
please... let... the kids... go...	Shut up!  SHUT UP!!  Motherfucker!  It's all your fault!  IT'S YOUR FAULT!!
no good.	Let me try mine.
no one must follow your work.	Alright, yeah.  You're right.  We have to destroy the stuff at the lab, the files, disk drive... and everything I have here.  Everything! I don't care.
look, whatever you want me to do, i'll do.  i just want my kids to have a chance to grow up, okay?	No one must follow your work.
my god.	Now listen to me very carefully.
do you have bandages?	In the bathroom.  Danny, can you get them for us?
it must end here... or i am the future.	I order you not to!
don't do it.  please... don't go --	It must end here... or I am the future.
i have to go away, john.	Don't do it.  Please... don't go --
no, no no!!  it'll be okay.  stay with us!	I have to go away, John.
i'm sorry, john.	No, no no!!  It'll be okay.  Stay with us!
no!	I'm sorry, John.
will it melt in there?	Yes.  Throw it in.
terminated.	Will it melt in there?
is it dead?	Terminated.
we don't have much time.	What?
drive for a minute.	Where you going?!
remember what i said, you can't...	Trust me.
i'll deal with the police.	Remember what I said, you can't...
killing dyson might actually prevent the war.	I don't care!! There's gotta be another way. Haven't you learned anything?!  Haven't you figured out why you can't kill people?
i don't care.  we've gotta stop her.	Killing Dyson might actually prevent the war.
the t-1000 has the same files that i do.  it could anticipate this move and reacquire you at dyson's house.	I don't care.  We've gotta stop her.
drive faster.	The T-1000 has the same files that I do.  It could anticipate this move and reacquire you at Dyson's house.
this is tactically dangerous.	Drive faster.
dyson.	Yeah, gotta be!  Miles Dyson!  She's gonna blow him away!
i guess, yeah --  oh shit!!	Dyson.
she intends to change the future somehow.	I guess, yeah --  Oh shit!!
"no fate."  no fate but what we make.  my father told her this... i mean i made him memorize it, up in the future, as a message to her -- never mind.  okay, the whole thing goes "the future is not set.  there is no fate but what we make for ourselves."	She intends to change the future somehow.
alriight!!  my man!	No problemo.
no.	Alriight!!  My man!
uh-unh, no, it's different... it's when there's nothing wrong with you but you hurt anyway.  you get it?	No.
pain causes it?	Uh-unh, no, it's different... It's when there's nothing wrong with you but you hurt anyway.  You get it?
you mean people?  i don't know.  we just cry. you know.  when it hurts.	Pain causes it?
why do you cry?	You mean people?  I don't know.  We just cry. You know.  When it hurts.
yeah.  i guess so.  my mom says when i'm, like, 45, i think, i send him back through time to 1984.  but right now he hasn't even been born yet.  man, is messes with your head.  where's that other bolt?  thanks.  mom and him were only together for one night, but she still loves him, i guess.  i see her crying sometimes.  she denies it totally, of course.  like she says she got something in her eye.	Why do you cry?
you will.	Yeah.  I guess so.  My mom says when I'm, like, 45, I think, I send him back through time to 1984.  But right now he hasn't even been born yet.  Man, is messes with your head.  Where's that other bolt?  Thanks.  Mom and him were only together for one night, but she still loves him, I guess.  I see her crying sometimes.  She denies it totally, of course.  Like she says she got something in her eye.
here.  i wish i coulda met my real dad.	You will.
torque wrench please.	Here.  I wish I coulda met my real dad.
you don't feel any emotion about it one way or the other?	No.  I have to stay functional until my mission is complete.  Then it doesn't matter.
no.	You don't feel any emotion about it one way or the other?
not even of dying?	No.
excellent.	Yeah, I thought you'd like this place.
we're not gonna make it, are we?  people, i mean.	It is in your nature to destroy yourselves.
smile?	Yeah.  Smile.  You know.  People smile, right? Watch.
and that's another thing.  you could lighten up a bit, yourself.  this severe routine is getting old.  smile once in a while.	Smile?
that's great!  see, you're getting it.	No problemo.
chill out, dickwad.	That's great!  See, you're getting it.
yeah, or "later, dickwad."  or if someone gets upset you say "chill out."  like that.  or you can do combinations.	Chill out, dickwad.
"hasta la vista, baby"?	Yeah, or "later, dickwad."  Or if someone gets upset you say "chill out."  Like that.  Or you can do combinations.
it someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say "eat me"... if you wanna shine them on, it's "hasta la vista, baby".	"Hasta la vista, baby"?
no, no, no.  you gotta listen to the way people talk.  see, you don't say like "affirmative" or some shit like that.  you say... no problemo.	It someone comes off to you with an attitude, you say "eat me"... if you wanna shine them on, it's "Hasta la vista, baby".
affirmative.	No, no, no.  You gotta listen to the way people talk.  See, you don't say like "Affirmative" or some shit like that.  You say... no problemo.
how long do you live?  i mean, last?	A hundred and twenty years on my existing power cell.
does it hurt?	I sense injuries.  The data could be called pain.
everything.	Cool.
what?	Just say "I swear I won't kill anyone."
swear.	What?
right.	Swear.
now remember, you're not gonna kill anyone, right?	Right.
why?	You just can't, okay?  Trust me on this.
whattaya mean, why?  'cause you can't!	Why?
why?	Whattaya mean, why?  'Cause you can't!
listen to me, very carefully, okay?  you're not a terminator any more.  alright?  you got that? you can't just go around killing people!	Why?
of course.  i'm a terminator.	Listen to me, very carefully, okay?  You're not a terminator any more.  Alright?  You got that? You can't just go around killing people!
jesus... you were gonna kill that guy!	Of course.  I'm a terminator.
that is one of my mission parameters.	Prove it... stand on one foot.
you have to do what i say?!	That is one of my mission parameters.
you told me to.	You have to do what I say?!
oww!  why'd you do that?	You told me to.
negative.  she is not a mission priority.	Yeah, well fuck you, she's a priority to me!
terminated!?  shit!  why didn't you tell me? we gotta right now!	Negative.  She is not a mission priority.
typically, the subject being copied is terminated.	TERMINATED!?  Shit!  Why didn't you tell me? We gotta right now!
oh, great.  and what happens to her?	Typically, the subject being copied is terminated.
negative.  the t-1000's highest probability for success now would be to copy sarah connor and wait for you to make contact with her.	Oh, great.  And what happens to her?
we spent a lot of time in nicaragua... places like that.  for a while she was with this crazy ex-green beret guy, running guns.  then there were some other guys.  she'd shack up with anybody she could learn from.  so then she could teach me how to be this great military leader.  then she gets busted and it's like... sorry kid, your mom's a psycho.  didn't you know?  it's like... everything i'd been brought up to believe was just made-up fantasy, right? i hated her for that.  but everything she said was true.  we gotta get her out of there.	Negative.  The T-1000's highest probability for success now would be to copy Sarah Connor and wait for you to make contact with her.
it can't form complex machines.  guns and explosives have chemicals, moving parts.  it doesn't work that way.  but it can form solid metal shapes.	We spent a lot of time in Nicaragua... places like that.  For a while she was with this crazy ex-Green Beret guy, running guns.  Then there were some other guys.  She'd shack up with anybody she could learn from.  So then she could teach me how to be this great military leader.  Then she gets busted and it's like... sorry kid, your mom's a psycho.  Didn't you know?  It's like... everything I'd been brought up to believe was just made-up fantasy, right? I hated her for that.  But everything she said was true.  We gotta get her out of there.
well, why doesn't become a bomb or something to get me?	It can't form complex machines.  Guns and explosives have chemicals, moving parts.  It doesn't work that way.  But it can form solid metal shapes.
no.  only an object of equal size.	Well, why doesn't become a bomb or something to get me?
like it could disguise itself as anything... a pack of cigarettes?	No.  Only an object of equal size.
anything it samples by physical contact.	Like it could disguise itself as anything... a pack of cigarettes?
i need a minute here, okay?  you're telling me it can imitate anything it touches?	Anything it samples by physical contact.
i'm right here.  i'm fine.  what's the dog's name?	Max.
you sure?	I would.
negative.  the t-1000 will definitely try to reacquire you there.	You sure?
can i stop by my house?	Negative.  The T-1000 will definitely try to reacquire you there.
we have to leave the city, immediately.  and avoid the authorities.	Can I stop by my house?
where we going?	We have to leave the city, immediately.  And avoid the authorities.
you are targeted for termination.  the t-1000 will not stop until it complete its mission. ever.	Where we going?
radical.	You are targeted for termination.  The T-1000 will not stop until it complete its mission. Ever.
liquid metal.	Radical.
what does that mean?	Liquid metal.
not like me.  a t-1000.  advanced prototype. a mimetic polyalloy.	What does that mean?
so this other guy?  he's a terminator too, right, like you?	Not like me.  A T-1000.  Advanced prototype. A mimetic polyalloy.
yeah?  who sent you?	You did.  Thirty years from now you reprogrammed me to be your protector here, in this time.
my mission is to protect you.	Yeah?  Who sent you?
this in intense.  get a grip, john.  okay, uh... you're not here to kill me... i figured that part out for myself.  so what's the deal?	My mission is to protect you.
i'm a cybernetic organism.  living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.	This in intense.  Get a grip, John.  Okay, uh... you're not here to kill me... I figured that part out for myself.  So what's the deal?
holy shit... you're really real!  i mean... whoah!  you're, uh... like a machine underneath, right... but sort of alive outside?	I'm a cybernetic organism.  Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
no way!	Holy shit... you're really real!  I mean... whoah!  You're, uh... like a machine underneath, right... but sort of alive outside?
yes.  cyberdyne systems, model 101.	No way!
now don't take this the wrong way, but you are a terminator, right?	Yes.  Cyberdyne Systems, Model 101.
no shit?	Yeah, she's a total loser.  C'mon, let's check out the 7-Eleven, whatya say?
actually, no, she's a complete psycho.  that's why she's up at pescedero.  she tries to blow up a computer factory, but she got shot and arrested.	No shit?
so she's pretty cool, huh?	Actually, no, she's a complete psycho.  That's why she's up at Pescedero.  She tries to blow up a computer factory, but she got shot and arrested.
easy money!	Where'd you learn all this stuff?
your foster parents are kinda dicks, right?	Gimme that Phillips right there.
john, get out of the way!!	SHOOT!!!!
ready to rock?	Ready.
i got it.  piece of cake.	Go!  I'll finish here.
yeah.  right.  how were you supposed to know? fucking men... all you know how to do is thrust into the world with your... fucking ideas and your weapons.  did you know that every gun in the world is named after a man?  colt, browning, smith, thompson, kalashnikov... all men.  men built the hydrogen bomb, not women... men like you thought it up.  you're so creative.  you don't know what it's like to really create something... to create a life.  to feel it growing inside you.  all you know how to create is death... you fucking bastards.	Mom, Mom, we need to be more constructive here. I don't see this as a gender-related issue.  She's still tense.  We still have to figure out how to stop it all from happening.  Right?
i love you, john.  i always have.	I know, Mom.  I know.
it's okay.  it'll by okay.  we'll figure it out.	I love you, John.  I always have.
uh huh.	It's okay.  It'll by okay.  We'll figure it out.
i couldn't... oh, god.  you... came here... to stop me?	Uh huh.
mom?  you okay?	I couldn't... oh, God.  You... came here... to stop me?
yeah.  drag, huh?	I need to know how Skynet get built.  Who's responsible?
i don't trust it!  these things are hard to kill, john, believe me, i know.  we may never have this opportunity again.	Look, Mom, if I'm supposed to ever be this great leader, you should start listening to my leadership ideas once in a while.  'Cause if you won't, nobody else will.
but it's the only proof we have to the future... about the war and all that.	I don't trust it!  These things are hard to kill, John, believe me, I know.  We may never have this opportunity again.
we're better off by ourselves.	But it's the only proof we have to the future... about the war and all that.
alright, it!  we need it!	We're better off by ourselves.
it, john.  not him.  it.	Alright, it!  We need it!
no!  don't kill him!	It, John.  Not him.  It.
out of the way, john!	No!  Don't kill him!
kyle, don't go!	There's not much time left in the world, Sarah.
remember the message... the future is not set. there is not fate but what we make for ourselves.	Kyle, don't go!
i know, but i'm not as strong as i'm supposed to be.  i can't do it.  i'm screwing up the mission.	Remember the message... the future is not set. There is not fate but what we make for ourselves.
don't quit, sarah.  our son need you.	I know, but I'm not as strong as I'm supposed to be.  I can't do it.  I'm screwing up the mission.
i know!	Don't quit, Sarah.  Our son need you.
it's john who's the target now.  you have to protect him.  he's wide open.	I know!
they took him from me.	It's John who's the target now.  You have to protect him.  He's wide open.
i love you.  i always will.	Oh, God... Kyle.  I need you so much.
i know.  this is a dream, sarah.	Oh.  Yeah.  They... make me take this stuff...
you're already dead, silberman.  everybody here dies.  you know i believe that.  so don't fuck with me!	Open the goddamn door!
you broke my arm!	There's 215 bones in the human body, motherfucker. That's one.  Now don't move!
so what do you think, doctor?  i've shown a lot of improvement, haven't i?	You see, Sarah... here's the problem.  I know how smart you are, and I think you're just telling me what I want to hear.  I don't think you really believe who you've been telling me today.
if i had, there would have been some evidence. they would have found something at the factory.	I see.  So you don't believe anymore that the company covered it up?
but you've told me on many occasions about how you crushed one in a hydraulic press.	If I had, there would have been some evidence. They would have found something at the factory.
you said i could be transferred to the minimum security wing and have visitors if i showed improvement in six months.  well, it's been six months, and i was looking forward to seeing my son.	I see.  Let's go back to what you were saying about these terminator machines.  Now you think they don't exist?
and what it that?	You said I could be transferred to the minimum security wing and have visitors if I showed improvement in six months.  Well, it's been six months, and I was looking forward to seeing my son.
it has helped me a lot to have a goal, something to look forward to.	And what it that?
are you afraid?	Yes.
it's finally over.	No.  There is another chip.
is it safe for them here?	Take your kids.  Go to a hotel.  Right now. Don't pack.  Let's go.
i must be destroyed.	Can you get us in there, past security?
the cpu from the first terminator.	Son of a bitch, I knew it!
i have detailed files.	I want to know everything.  What he looks like. Where he lives.  Everything.
jesus.  how much do you know about dyson?	I have detailed files.
because skynet knows the russian counter-strike will remove its enemies here.	Jesus.  How much do you know about Dyson?
why attack russia?	Because Skynet knows the Russian counter-strike will remove its enemies here.
yes.  it launches its icbms against their targets in russia.	Why attack Russia?
and skynet fights back.	Yes.  It launches its ICBMs against their targets in Russia.
basically.  the skynet funding bill is passed.  the system goes on-line august 4th, 1997.  human decisions are removed from strategic defense.  skynet begins to learn, at a geometric rate.  it becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, august 29. in a panic, they try to pull the plug.	And Skynet fights back.
uh huh, great.  then those fat fucks in washington figure, what the hell, let a computer run the whole show, right?	Basically.  The Skynet funding bill is passed.  The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997.  Human decisions are removed from strategic defense.  Skynet begins to learn, at a geometric rate.  It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. eastern time, August 29. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
in three years cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of military computer systems.  all stealth bombers are upgraded with cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned,  afterward, the fly with a perfect operational record.	Uh huh, great.  Then those fat fucks in Washington figure, what the hell, let a computer run the whole show, right?
then what?	In three years Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of military computer systems.  All stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned,  Afterward, the fly with a perfect operational record.
in a few months he creates a revolutionary type of mircoprocessor.	Then what?
why him?	In a few months he creates a revolutionary type of mircoprocessor.
the man most directly responsible is miles bennet dyson, director of special projects at cyberdyne systems corporation.	Why him?
doesn't want you thinking too much, huh?	No.
my cpu is a neural-net processor... a learning computer.  but skynet presets the switch to "read-only" when we are sent out alone.	Doesn't want you thinking too much, huh?
i'll bet. makes you a more efficient killer, right?	Correct.
you look like handmade shit.	So do you.
can it be destroyed?	Unknown.
ballistic penetration shocks it, but only for a few seconds.	Can it be destroyed?
this t-1000... what happens when you shoot it?	Ballistic penetration shocks it, but only for a few seconds.
relax now, sarah --	You think you're alive and safe, but you're already dead.  Everybody, you, him...  everybody... you're all fucking dead!
on august 29th 1997 it's going to feel pretty fucking real to you, too!  anybody not wearing number two million sunblock in gonna have a real bad day, get it?	Relax now, Sarah --
i'm sure it feels very real to you --	On August 29th 1997 it's going to feel pretty fucking real to you, too!  Anybody not wearing number two million sunblock in gonna have a real bad day, get it?
it's not just a dream.  it's real, you moron! i know the date is happens!!	I'm sure it feels very real to you --
... it's... like a giant strobe light, burning right through my eyes... but somehow i can still see.  look, you know the dream's the same every night, why do i have to --	Please continue...
major arnold believes he has a moral duty, too.	Our duty is to help Furtwngler with his defence,  That's why I want you to look at this...  These are part of the transcripts of the trial at Nuremberg. We can't get them translated fast enough. But I guess you understand German, right?
you represent the united states now. we have a moral duty to be just and we have to be seen to be just.	Major Arnold believes he has a moral duty, too.
i don't know.	You represent the United States now. We have a moral duty to be just and we have to be seen to be just.
on furtwngler.	I don't know.
on all what?	On Furtwngler.
where do you stand on all this?	On all what?
'please remember that dr. furtwngler risked his life to help anyone who asked him. i personally testify to having seen literally hundreds of people lined up outside his dressing room after concerts to ask for his help. he never turned anyone away. after he heard me play... i am a violinist... he gave me money because i was unable to feed myself or my family and then he helped me to escape to sweden. he helped countless people in similar ways.'	And this, only one of these letters, Major. I have lots of them.
when he met hitler at his birthday and shook hands with him, was he pleased?	I don't know. But you and I already know that he has saved lives.
when he made his decision, he couldn't have known everything. especially not the way people like you do, who've returned from exile and feel that you have a right to pass judgement. because you are blameless, you think you know best who is a sinner and who deserves forgiveness. but you have no idea how people lived here.	When he met Hitler at his birthday and shook hands with him, was he pleased?
yesterday i read that furtwngler was asked to lead the new york philharmonic back in '36, toscanini suggested it. had he accepted, he would have become the most celebrated conductor in america.	When he made his decision, he couldn't have known everything. Especially not the way people like you do, who've returned from exile and feel that you have a right to pass judgement. Because you are blameless, you think you know best who is a sinner and who deserves forgiveness. But you have no idea how people lived here.
don't see me to my door, there's no need.	But I promised your mother.
what does he mean, too correct?	I don't know.
and talking is talking! well, i think we better get on.	Right. So, this is going to be very formal, too, now. Lieutenant David Wills requests die pleasure of die company of Fraulein Emmi Straube at dinner any night she cares.
eating is eating... and...	And talking is talking! Well, I think we better get on.
and no elbows on the table!	Eating is eating... and...
respect your elders and your betters!	And no elbows on the table!
oh! and don't wave your hands about!	Respect your elders and your betters!
that's right. i was raised very strictly. so don't speak before you are spoken to!	Oh! And don't wave your hands about!
that's because you had a proper upbringing.	That's right. I was raised very strictly. So don't speak before you are spoken to!
major, show me someone who hasn't made an anti-semitic remark and i'll show you the gates of paradise.	What is it with you, David? Where are your feelings? Where's your hatred, your disgust? Where's your fucking outrage, David?
a human being, oh, good, i'm relieved, i thought you were going to say you were a music lover. this man, this great artist has made anti-semitic remarks like you wouldn't believe. i got letters.	Major, show me someone who hasn't made an anti-Semitic remark and I'll show you the gates of paradise.
yes, i'm a jew. but i like to think first i'm a human being.	A human being, oh, good, I'm relieved, I thought you were going to say you were a music lover. This man, this great artist has made anti-Semitic remarks like you wouldn't believe. I got letters.
david, i don't understand a thing about you. you're a jew. are you a jew?	Yes, I'm a Jew. But I like to think first I'm a human being.
major, he may just be the greatest conductor of this century and that merits respect.	David, I don't understand a thing about you. You're a Jew. Are you a Jew?
with more what? more what?	Major, he may just be the greatest conductor of this century and that merits respect.
when you question him again, could you treat him with more respect?	With more what? More what?
yeah.	When you question him again, could you treat him with more respect?
can i ask you a favour, major?	Yeah.
your manner.	My manner? Why don't you go downstairs, get a cup of coffee and calm down? What's the matter, Emmi? What's going on with you? What's wrong?
what?	Your manner.
major, that's not a good argument. if dr. furtwngler did indeed enjoy all these... these privileges, he enjoyed them because of who he is and what he is. that's true of any leading artist in any country in the world.	But it still doesn't make them saints. They still have to get up and piss in the middle of the night, don't they? They can still be vindictive and envious and mean just like you and me. Well, just like me. Can't they?
and totally irrelevant.	Not so, Counsellor. That secretary of yours, she wasn't just your secretary, she procured women for you, didn't she? As many and as often as you wanted.
you bet.	and totally irrelevant.
major, this is deeply offensive and repugnant!	You bet.
isn't it true that before every concert you got a woman in your dressing room and gave her the old conductor's baton, isn't that true?	Major, this is deeply offensive and repugnant!
major, i don't see how this line of questioning could...	David, what are you Counsel for the Defence now?  Did you hear the question?
you see, wilhelm, i'm talking about ordinary, everyday reasons. which is why i want to discuss your private life.  how many illegitimate children do you have?	Major, I don't see how this line of questioning could...
yes, david?	Why not show Dr. Furtwngler the evidence. It may refresh his memory?
you have a question for helmuth, david?	Yes. What was the orchestra's reaction when they asked you to play for Hitler's birthday?
five minutes.	It's a bet. You're the witness, Emmi.
okay, better question the next witness. i bet you a bottle of french champagne he tells us the baton story inside ten minutes.	Five minutes.
that's big of him.	Okay, better question the next witness. I bet you a bottle of French champagne he tells us the baton story inside ten minutes.
major richards said he'd call to let us know.	That's big of him.
jeez. and you think the british'll share it with their allies?	Major Richards said he'd call to let us know.
i don't know, but the british are excited about it, i know that. the rumour is hinkel kept a file on every artist working in the third reich.	Jeez. And you think the British'll share it with their Allies?
what's that mean?	I don't know, but the British are excited about it, I know that. The rumour is Hinkel kept a file on every artist working in the Third Reich.
the british occupy the building where this guy, hinkel, ran the nazi ministry of culture and it seems they've... they've discovered his secret archive.	What's that mean?
so what is it?	The British occupy the building where this guy, Hinkel, ran the Nazi Ministry of Culture and it seems they've... they've discovered his secret archive.
yes.	So what is it?
david, need to ask you something. you heard this rumour the british found something called the hinkel archive?	Yes.
what the hell are they doing?	They're trying to sort out some of the works of art the Nazis stole from occupied territories. Who really owns what? That's Colonel Dymshitz, on the far side.
'dim-shits'?	What the hell are they doing?
colonel dymshitz asked specially to see you.	'Dim-shits'?
so, what does the russki want?	Colonel Dymshitz asked specially to see you.
i guess it's possible.	So, what does the Russki want?
you think a whole orchestra, what, a hundred and forty or so guys, could be orchestrated?	I guess it's possible.
some.	Don't. This is like a criminal investigation, David. Musicians, morticians, doctors, lawyers, butchers, clerks. They're all the same.
i guess you admire musicians.	Some.
where you from, david?	was born here, in Leipzig. I escaped in '36. My parents, they sent me to my uncle in Philadelphia. They were to follow. But they delayed and...
you call me sir again and i'll make you listen to beethoven.	Where you from, David?
i guess so, sir.	You call me sir again and I'll make you listen to Beethoven.
sounds a lot of run.  so they sent the big guns to check up on me. we recruiting children now?	I guess so, sir.
david. david wills. i'm your liaison officer with the allied kommandatura cultural affairs committee. sir.	Sounds a lot of run.  So they sent the big guns to check up on me. We recruiting children now?
i'm steve. what's your name?	David. David Wills. I'm your liaison officer with the Allied Kommandatura Cultural Affairs Committee. Sir.
i'm very sorry.	I'm Steve. What's your name?
for chrissakes i hate that shit, cut it out.	I'm very sorry.
lieutenant wills reporting to major arnold. sir.	For Chrissakes I hate that shit, cut it out.
i'm gonna get that fucking bandleader, colonel. no deal. no fucking deal.	Then you're going to kill me.
duty? i am sorry, duty? duty fucking duty. trouble is, you americans want everybody to live like you. we liberated berlin, major steve, not you. our duty also is to bring back the best of german culture.	I'm gonna get that fucking bandleader, Colonel. No deal. No fucking deal.
i have a duty.	Duty? I am sorry, duty? Duty fucking duty. Trouble is, you Americans want everybody to live like you. We liberated Berlin, Major Steve, not you. Our duty also is to bring back the best of German culture.
let furtwngler go. please.	I have a duty.
no can do.	Let Furtwngler go. Please.
i'm sorry. museum? not... i said orchestra. sorry. believe me.  help me, steve. you say you answer for someone from high up. i, too, have orders from high up. very high up. we want furtwngler. i'll give you in return the whole orchestra, four, five conductors. i need him, steve.	No can do.
what museum?	I'm sorry. Museum? Not... I said orchestra. Sorry. Believe me.  Help me, Steve. You say you answer for someone from high up. I, too, have orders from high up. Very high up. We want Furtwngler. I'll give you in return the whole orchestra, four, five conductors. I need him, Steve.
and suddenly, steve, suddenly you notice that they like you. they honour you, suddenly you are the director of the best museum in the world, for example.	What museum?
there are good party members who help, and there are dirty non-party members who inform on you. of course, they gave him privileges.	And suddenly, Steve, suddenly you notice that they like you. They honour you, suddenly you are the director of the best museum in the world, for example.
this is what i'm saying. he must have had party contacts.	There are good Party members who help, and there are dirty non-Party members who inform on you. Of course, they gave him privileges.
in a dictatorship, art belongs to the party. if you want to be a conductor, you have to have an orchestra. and you can only get an orchestra if you have contact with the power. all over the world you need the right contacts and you have to make the right compromises.	This is what I'm saying. He must have had Party contacts.
yeah, yeah, art and politics, yeah, yeah, i heard all about that.	In a dictatorship, art belongs to the Party. If you want to be a conductor, you have to have an orchestra. And you can only get an orchestra if you have contact with the power. All over the world you need the right contacts and you have to make the right compromises.
don't talk about things you know nothing about. he was in a dictatorship!	Yeah, yeah, art and politics, yeah, yeah, I heard all about that.
but what... before that turns rotten...  what if they surround the space with barbed wire, colonel?	Don't talk about things you know nothing about. He was in a dictatorship!
anyway, major, why should he leave his country, his mother tongue, his family, his history, his past, his future, just because now, suddenly, there is a dictatorship? why?	But what... before that turns rotten...  What if they surround the space with barbed wire, Colonel?
colonel. he had no sisters, no brothers, only a lot of love affairs.	Anyway, Major, why should he leave his country, his mother tongue, his family, his history, his past, his future, just because now, suddenly, there is a dictatorship? Why?
a great artist will have great privileges in a russian zone.	That's why he didn't get the hell out of here when he had the chance! I put that to him, he couldn't answer. Why didn't he go and direct in America, like that Italian, Toscanini.
furtwngler's in a different category.	We're dealing with degenerates here.
i was in vienna. i had with me an austrian chauffeur, max his name was, he spent time in the camps. we were looking at these viennese cleaning up the bomb damage, scavenging for rotting food, butt ends, anything. i said, 'to think a million of these people came out to welcome adolf on the day he entered the city, a million of 'em, and now look at 'em.'  and max said, 'oh, not these people, major. these people were all at home hiding jews in their attics.' you get the point, colonel? the point is they're all full of shit.	Furtwngler's in a different category.
not yet.	I've had two meetings with him. He's a great musician. Maybe the greatest conductor in the world. His Brahms, Beethoven, Schubert - unequalled.
so, major, tell me, have you questioned dr. furtwngler?	Not yet.
colonel. pleasure.	So, Major, tell me, have you questioned Dr. Furtwngler?
hello, major, my name is dymshitz. i'm glad to see you.	Colonel. Pleasure.
if he had no idea, why did the jews need saving? this is the question, emmi, to all germans: why did the jews need saving in this country? why, if people had no idea?	I would like to go now, please.
but he had no idea, a lot of people had no idea. i only realised what was really going on when i got arrested.	If he had no idea, why did the Jews need saving? This is the question, Emmi, to all Germans: Why did the Jews need saving in this country? Why, if people had no idea?
emmi, stop! i want to show you something. let me show you something and then if you want to leave, you can leave, please please. his friends, they did this. and he gave them birthday concerts.	But he had no idea, a lot of people had no idea. I only realised what was really going on when I got arrested.
i have been questioned by the gestapo just like that. just like you questioned him.	Emmi, stop! I want to show you something. Let me show you something and then if you want to leave, you can leave, please please. His friends, they did this. And he gave them birthday concerts.
what's not right?	I have been questioned by the Gestapo just like that. Just like you questioned him.
i can't do this. it's not right.	What's not right?
what is this, emmi?	I can't do this. It's not right.
i'm sorry but i have to leave. i'll find other work. you'll have to get someone else, that's all.	What is this, Emmi?
of course.	Put it on ready to play, and I'll tell you when to play it.
do you know where the adagio begins?	Of course.
bruckner's seventh, major.	Do you know where the Adagio begins?
major, major... he's here ...	Shut the door, Emmi. Sit down, Emmi. We're going to keep him waiting, too.
i'm sorry.	Come in, Emmi, this is your office, too. Emmi, this is Lieutenant David Wills.
the names of the members of the berlin philharmonic orchestra since 1934 together with their questionnaires.  major, what am i to tell dr. furtwngler?	You tell him nothing, Emmi. If he calls again, you say you know nothing. We're gonna keep him waiting while I get acquainted with his case and with the witnesses. And, God help me, with Beethoven.
what's in those files?	The names of the members of the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra since 1934 together with their questionnaires.  Major, what am I to tell Dr. Furtwngler?
no. ours was damaged.	What's in those files?
i'm kidding, emmi. what about a record player? you have that, too?	No. Ours was damaged.
but... he only wrote nine, major.	I'm kidding, Emmi. What about a record player? You have that, too?
mine's the eleventh.	But... he only wrote nine, Major.
oh yes, major, i have recordings of all his symphonies. i kept them safe during the bombing. my favourite is the seventh symphony.	Mine's the Eleventh.
think you can get me any of that?	Oh yes, Major, I have recordings of all his symphonies. I kept them safe during the bombing. My favourite is the Seventh Symphony.
steve.	There have been messages for you.  A Lieutenant David Wills called from the Allied Kommandatura Cultural Affairs office in Wiesbaden. I don't know who he is.
yes. she suffered longer. she was in ravensbruck.	And your father was executed.
your mother, too.	Yes. She suffered longer. She was in Ravensbruck.
my father was one of the officers in the plot against hitler. they arrested the plotters and their families.	Your mother, too.
says here because of your father. what's that mean?	My father was one of the officers in the plot against Hitler. They arrested the plotters and their families.
three months.	Says here because of your father. What's that mean?
okay, let's see. how long were you in the camp for?	Three months.
yes.	Okay, let's see. How long were you in the camp for?
you do shorthand and typing?	Yes.
yes.	You do shorthand and typing?
you live here, in berlin?	Yes.
i love my country, i believe in music, what was i to do?	Look around you. See the country you served. Look at people who had real courage, who took risks, who risked their lives. Like Emmi's father.
have you ever smelled burning flesh? i smelt it four miles away. four miles away, i smelt it. have you ever seen the gas chambers, the crematoria? have you seen the mounds of rotting corpses? you talk to me about culture, art and music? you putting that in the scales, wilhelm? you setting culture, art and music against the millions put to death by your pals? they had orchestras in the camps. they played beethoven, wagner. the hangmen were playing chamber music at home with their families. i don't understand the germans' relationship with music. what do you need music for? your pals you could call to save a few jews when millions of them were being annihilated? yes, i blame you for not getting hanged, i blame you for your cowardice. you strutted and swaggered, you fucking piece of shit, king-pin in a shithouse. you talk to me about walking a tightrope between exile and the gallows, and i say to you, lies!	I love my country, I believe in music, what was I to do?
how can i know such a thing?	I'll tell you, then. The last time this music was played on these air waves was after they announced that your pal Hitler had shot himself. Listen to it.  They listen. Did they pick little K's recording? Did they pick some other conductor? No, they picked you, and why? Because you represented them so beautifully. When the Devil died, they wanted his bandleader to conduct the funeral march. You were everything to them.
bruckner's seventh. the adagio.	Who's conducting?
okay, so what is it?	Bruckner's Seventh. The Adagio.
of course i know what that is.	Okay, so what is it?
do you know what that is?	Of course I know what that is.
i believe that. but just answer the question, don't give me explanations.	Speaking to Party members I used their language, of course I did, everyone did.
those attitudes do not exist in me.	I believe that. But just answer the question, don't give me explanations.
everybody says what a great benefactor you were to the jews. but--  i have things here you said and wrote. listen to this: 'the jew composer schonberg is admired by the jewish international.' and what about this: 'jewish musicians lack a genuine affinity with our music.' 'jewish musicians are good businessmen with few scruples, lacking roots.' you deny you said these things?	Those attitudes do not exist in me.
i don't understand what you mean.	No, that's your problem, Wilhelm. You understand nothing. We'll call you. Go!
okay, wilhelm, go home now. go home and think about these past twelve years.	I don't understand what you mean.
i absolutely refused the house and the bomb shelter.	But you see what I'm getting at? You get a gorgeous house, you're highly paid. What are you gonna do, stay or leave? One voice comes back at me: stay!
no, i'm not going to stop it. hitler himself offered you a beautiful house and a personal bomb shelter.	I absolutely refused the house and the bomb shelter.
stop this, please, stop this now!	No, I'm not going to stop it. Hitler himself offered you a beautiful house and a personal bomb shelter.
i said i have illegitimate children. i don't know how many.	You like the women, don't you, Wilhelm?
what?	I said I have illegitimate children. I don't know how many.
i have illegitimate children.	What?
well, i'm just beginning to develop my theme. isn't that what you call it in classical music, developing your theme? okay, so they played on your insecurity. that's human, understandable. but, there is one guy who doesn't like little k as much as he likes you - yeah, the number one man your old pal, adolf. he thinks you're the greatest, and when he says, i want wilhelm for my birthday, boy, they better go out get wilhelm. so, josef calls and threatens you with little k. and you said to hell with the ninth in vienna, i'll give it to adolf as a birthday present in berlin. that's the trick they played, they got you by the balls and they squeezed. hard. why did you stay? why did you play for them? why were you the flag-carrier for their regime?  jealousy?	Of course there was a conspiracy against me, a campaign - even abroad.
this is absolute nonsense!	Well, I'm just beginning to develop my theme. Isn't that what you call it in classical music, developing your theme? Okay, so they played on your insecurity. That's human, understandable. But, there is one guy who doesn't like little K as much as he likes you - yeah, the number one man your old pal, Adolf. He thinks you're the greatest, and when he says, I want Wilhelm for my birthday, boy, they better go out get Wilhelm. So, Josef calls and threatens you with little K. And you said to hell with the Ninth in Vienna, I'll give it to Adolf as a birthday present in Berlin. That's the trick they played, they got you by the balls and they squeezed. Hard. Why did you stay? Why did you play for them? Why were you the flag-carrier for their regime?  Jealousy?
come on, admit it. k worried you, didn't he? he always worried you. in 1942, he's thirty-four years old, you're already fifty-six. and goebbels and goering keep saying to you, 'if you don't do it, little k will.' never mind art and politics and symbols and airy-fairy bullshit about liberty, humanity and justice because i don't care how great you are. it's the oldest story in the book,  the ageing romeo jealous of the young buck. the real reason you didn't leave the country when you knew you should have was that you were frightened that, once you were out of the way, you'd be supplanted by the miracle kid, the party's boy twice over, flashy, talented little k.	This is absolute nonsense!
i'll tell you why. you remember we talked about you playing for hitler's birthday?  and you told me that goebbels got to your doctors first, that you were tricked?	Yes, that's what happened.
please stop playing these games with me. why you should bring up the name of another conductor is beyond my understanding.	I'll tell you why. You remember we talked about you playing for Hitler's birthday?  And you told me that Goebbels got to your doctors first, that you were tricked?
i'm sorry.	Now, that young conductor what's his name?  That miracle kid, you know who I mean. Von Karajan! But you called him something else. C'mon. What did you call von Karajan?
you've really no idea? i'll tell you what happened. he died in stalingrad.	I'm sorry.
i have no idea.	You've really no idea? I'll tell you what happened. He died in Stalingrad.
and what happened to von der nul?	I have no idea.
he said, 'don't mind him. his job is to criticise, your job is to conduct.'	And what happened to Von der Nul?
and what did he say?	He said, 'Don't mind him. His job is to criticise, your job is to conduct.'
well. once he said he'd read what this man wrote about me.	And what did he say?
you sure you didn't call one of your close buddies and say, god in heaven, did you see what that guy von der null wrote about me? the greatest conductor on earth. i want him out the way. he had the nerve to accuse me i am not playing enough modern music. send him to stalingrad. isn't that what you did? you don't like criticism, do you, wilhelm?  you surely didn't like them saying there was another conductor who was better than you... are you saying the name von der null was never mentioned in your talks with goebbels?	Well. Once he said he'd read what this man wrote about me.
that's an outrageous lie!	You sure you didn't call one of your close buddies and say, God in heaven, did you see what that guy von der Null wrote about me? The greatest conductor on earth. I want him out the way. He had the nerve to accuse me I am not playing enough modern music. Send him to Stalingrad. Isn't that what you did? You don't like criticism, do you, Wilhelm?  You surely didn't like them saying there was another conductor who was better than you... Are you saying the name von der Null was never mentioned in your talks with Goebbels?
isn't it true that because he gave you bad reviews and praised this young guy, von karajan, called him a goddamn miracle, said he was a better conductor than you, then you had von der null conscripted into the army and no one's heard from him since?	That's an outrageous lie!
yes, i know who he is.	Isn't it true that because he gave you bad reviews and praised this young guy, Von Karajan, called him a goddamn miracle, said he was a better conductor than you, then you had von der Null conscripted into the army and no one's heard from him since?
how long's this going to go on, wilhelm? i say von der null, you say von der null, i say von der null, you say von der null, we could go on all day. you know who von der null is, don't you? edwin von der nuell, music critic.	Yes, I know who he is.
von der null?	How long's this going to go on, Wilhelm? I say von der Null, you say von der Null, I say von der Null, you say von der Null, we could go on all day. You know who von der Null is, don't you? Edwin von der Nuell, music critic.
yes, von der null.	Von der Null?
von der null?	Yes, von der Null.
tell me about von der null.	Von der Null?
no, because i had only one intention. my only intention whatever i did was to show that music means more than politics.	Tell me about von der Null.
no!	No, because I had only one intention. My only intention whatever I did was to show that music means more than politics.
have no idea what ordinary people thought.	No!
you know something? you should've written our insurance policies for us because you got more exclusion clauses than double indemnity. what do you imagine people thought? the berlin philharmonic's taken over by doctor goebbels and his propaganda ministry but wilhelm is a freelance, so art and politics are now entirely separate? is that what you believed ordinary people thought?	have no idea what ordinary people thought.
we never, never officially represented the regime when we played abroad. we always performed as a private ensemble. as i think i already told you, i was a freelance conductor.	You know something? You should've written our insurance policies for us because you got more exclusion clauses than Double Indemnity. What do you imagine people thought? The Berlin Philharmonic's taken over by Doctor Goebbels and his Propaganda Ministry but Wilhelm is a freelance, so art and politics are now entirely separate? Is that what you believed ordinary people thought?
art and politics, yeah, art and politics. let's look at that. you and the berlin philharmonic toured the third reich, played in countries the nazis had conquered. are you saying that conducting in occupied territories from 1939 on wasn't a commercial for adolf and all he stood for?	We never, never officially represented the regime when we played abroad. We always performed as a private ensemble. As I think I already told you, I was a freelance conductor.
then you are wrong.	Art and politics, yeah, art and politics. Let's look at that. You and the Berlin Philharmonic toured the Third Reich, played in countries the Nazis had conquered. Are you saying that conducting in occupied territories from 1939 on wasn't a commercial for Adolf and all he stood for?
well, i tried, you got to admit i tried. i thought i might just trap you there, wilhelm, but david here was too quick for me. smart move, david, smart move. no, i don't have the telegram, but i know it exists. and i want you to know, wilhelm, we're going to keep looking for it because i believe you sent it.	Then you are wrong.
you won't find it because no such telegram exists.	Well, I tried, you got to admit I tried. I thought I might just trap you there, Wilhelm, but David here was too quick for me. Smart move, David, smart move. No, I don't have the telegram, but I know it exists. And I want you to know, Wilhelm, we're going to keep looking for it because I believe you sent it.
think carefully, wilhelm... maybe not in your own name, but as privy councillor or vice-president.	I don't have to think carefully. This is utterly ridiculous.
i never sent him any birthday greetings or any other kind of greetings.	Think carefully, Wilhelm... maybe not in your own name, but as Privy Councillor or Vice-President.
the birthday greetings you sent to your old pal, adolf hider.	I never sent him any birthday greetings or any other kind of greetings.
i have no idea what you're talking about.	The birthday greetings you sent to your old pal, Adolf Hider.
'happy birthday, dear adolf, love wilhelm.' or words to that effect. that sounds to me like you were dropping on your knees and saying, 'okay, adolf, you win. you're the number one man. have a swell party.'	I have no idea what you're talking about.
what telegram?	'Happy birthday, dear Adolf, love Wilhelm.' Or words to that effect. That sounds to me like you were dropping on your knees and saying, 'Okay, Adolf, you win. You're the number one man. Have a swell party.'
and when did you first learn that - when you sent the telegram? was that the surrender signal, the waving of the white flag?	What telegram?
i believe art and politics should be separate, but that they weren't kept separate i learned to my cost.	And when did you first learn that - when you sent the telegram? Was that the surrender signal, the waving of the white flag?
gee, that's a thing of beauty, honest to god, a real thing of beauty. i'm going to try to remember that. liberty, humanity and justice. beautiful. but you used the word 'naive'. are you now saying you think you were wrong? that art and politics can't be separated?	I believe art and politics should be separate, but that they weren't kept separate I learned to my cost.
maintain liberty, humanity and justice.	Gee, that's a thing of beauty, honest to God, a real thing of beauty. I'm going to try to remember that. Liberty, humanity and justice. Beautiful. But you used the word 'naive'. Are you now saying you think you were wrong? That art and politics can't be separated?
and what was that?	Maintain liberty, humanity and justice.
when i last saw you, i was unprepared. i did not know what to expect. in these past weeks, i have been thinking more carefully and making some notes.  you have to understand who i am and what i am. i am a musician and i believe in music. i am an artist and i believe in art. art in general, and music, in particular, has for me mystical powers which nurture man's spiritual needs. i must confess, however, to being extremely naive.  i insisted for many years on the absolute separation of art and politics. my entire life was devoted to music because, and this is very important, because i thought that i could, through music, do something practical.	And what was that?
go ahead, be my guest.	When I last saw you, I was unprepared. I did not know what to expect. In these past weeks, I have been thinking more carefully and making some notes.  You have to understand who I am and what I am. I am a musician and I believe in music. I am an artist and I believe in art. Art in general, and music, in particular, has for me mystical powers which nurture man's spiritual needs. I must confess, however, to being extremely naive.  I insisted for many years on the absolute separation of art and politics. My entire life was devoted to music because, and this is very important, because I thought that I could, through music, do something practical.
i wish to say something.	Go ahead, be my guest.
if it's too hot, open your tie.	I wish to say something.
it is now nine o'clock precisely. i do not intend to be kept waiting again.	Don't talk to me like I was a second violinist. Go back into the waiting room. Miss Straube will come and get you when I am ready to see you.
he told me to be careful as one of goebbels' men was watching me. he read a report on me - everything i said was quoted word by word.	Oh boy, you're gonna love this. Take your time with this now. Those files contain the details of every working artist in this country. Those files are gonna tell us who joined the Party, who informed and who was helpful.
what did goering say?	He told me to be careful as one of Goebbels' men was watching me. He read a report on me - everything I said was quoted word by word.
goering. because hinkel was working for goebbels.	What did Goering say?
who warned you?	Goering. Because Hinkel was working for Goebbels.
i was warned.	Who warned you?
how?	I was warned.
i wasn't told. i just knew it.	How?
who?	I wasn't told. I just knew it.
certainly not, but i knew he had informers everywhere. even in my orchestra there was someone	Who?
yup, that's him, that's the guy. you know what else the little creep did? he kept files, close on 250,000 files. and you know what's in those files?	Certainly not, but I knew he had informers everywhere. Even in my orchestra there was someone
yes, a despicable human being. he was in the ministry of culture. his job was to get rid of jews in the arts.	Yup, that's him, that's the guy. You know what else the little creep did? He kept files, close on 250,000 files. And you know what's in those files?
i've got to hand it to the british, david. you know what those guys are?  decent.  tell me, herr dr. furtwngler, do you know hans hinkel?	Yes, a despicable human being. He was in the Ministry of Culture. His job was to get rid of Jews in the arts.
steve arnold...	I've had enough of this, I'm leaving.
they were jews, they had to leave. they were right to leave.  i could not leave my country in her deepest misery. after all, i am a german.  i... i stayed in my homeland. is that my sin in your eyes?	See, David? He can't answer the question. I'll ask it again, Wilhelm, and don't give me any more airy-fairy, intellectual bullshit!
i have a list of names here, people in your profession, who got out in '33. bruno walter, otto klemperer, arnold schoenberg, max reinhardt...	They were Jews, they had to leave. They were right to leave.  I could not leave my country in her deepest misery. After all, I am a German.  I... I stayed in my homeland. Is that my sin in your eyes?
you were real close to all of them, to adolf, to hermann, to joseph, to baldur, and now albert,  so, let's hear the truth, let's come clean. what was your party number?	If you are going to bully me like this, Major, you had better do your homework. You obviously have no idea how impertinent and stupid your questions are.
it would be truer to say, i think, that a lot of people in high places knew me.	You were real close to all of them, to Adolf, to Hermann, to Joseph, to Baldur, and now Albert,  So, let's hear the truth, let's come clean. What was your Party number?
you sure knew a lot of people in high places.	It would be truer to say, I think, that a lot of people in high places knew me.
during an enforced hour-long interval because of a power failure at a concert here in berlin, albert speer, the minister of armaments, said to me, 'you look very tired dr. furtwngler, you should go abroad for a while.' i knew exactly what he meant.	You sure knew a lot of people in high places.
so, how did you learn that the gestapo was out to get you?	During an enforced hour-long interval because of a power failure at a concert here in Berlin, Albert Speer, the Minister of Armaments, said to me, 'You look very tired Dr. Furtwngler, you should go abroad for a while.' I knew exactly what he meant.
you didn't complain about the racial policies, just about the musical standards, is that right?	So, how did you learn that the Gestapo was out to get you?
i believe it was because of another letter i'd written to goebbels lamenting the decline of musical standards due to racial policies.	You didn't complain about the racial policies, just about the musical standards, is that right?
why were they going to arrest you?	I believe it was because of another letter I'd written to Goebbels lamenting the decline of musical standards due to racial policies.
it was because i learned that the gestapo was about to arrest me.	Why were they going to arrest you?
i don't know, he wasn't my case. why did you escape to switzerland just before the war ended?	It was because I learned that the Gestapo was about to arrest me.
then why is it, please, that another conductor who was actually a member of the party, who used to play the horst wessel before his concerts, has already been cleared and is working again while i have to wait and wait and wait?	I don't know, he wasn't my case. Why did you escape to Switzerland just before the war ended?
tough, tough!	Then why is it, please, that another conductor who was actually a member of the Party, who used to play the Horst Wessel before his concerts, has already been cleared and is working again while I have to wait and wait and wait?
i need to work. i need to make my living. i live off the generosity of friends...	Tough, tough!
your guess is as good as mine.	I need to work. I need to make my living. I live off the generosity of friends...
when will my case be heard by the tribunal?	Your guess is as good as mine.
sure.	When will my case be heard by the Tribunal?
may i ask a question?	Sure.
or maybe you called goebbels or goering? you were so close you were in the same shithouse as them.	May I ask a question?
let me me help you, then. you picked up the phone and made a call -  'hello, adolf? wilhelm speaking. listen, old pal, there's a jew-boy musician i want you to help. he needs a permit to get to paris.'	Or maybe you called Goebbels or Goering? You were so close you were in the same shithouse as them.
i may have, as... as i said, i simply don't remember.	Let me me help you, then. You picked up the phone and made a call -  'Hello, Adolf? Wilhelm speaking. Listen, old pal, there's a Jew-boy musician I want you to help. He needs a permit to get to Paris.'
did you call someone you knew?	I may have, as... as I said, I simply don't remember.
i don't remember in detail, there were so many.	Did you call someone you knew?
i keep hearing you helped a lot of jews to escape. how did you do that?	I don't remember in detail, there were so many.
it's the truth.	I keep hearing you helped a lot of Jews to escape. How did you do that?
i don't buy that.	It's the truth.
i made no deal!	I don't buy that.
how come?	Could I have a glass of water, please? Please, Fraulein?
that... that was a different matter, i... i was tricked.	How come?
that sounds like the small print in one of our insurance policies, wilhelm. and what about april 19, 1942?  the eve of hitler's fifty- third birthday, the big celebration; you conducted for hitler, didn't you? was that in keeping with your view that art and politics have nothing to do with each other?	That... that was a different matter, I... I was tricked.
i did not conduct at at the rally, i conducted on the evening before the rally.	That sounds like the small print in one of our insurance policies, Wilhelm. And what about April 19, 1942?  The eve of Hitler's fifty- third birthday, the big celebration; you conducted for Hitler, didn't you? Was that in keeping with your view that art and politics have nothing to do with each other?
then why did you conduct at one of their nuremberg rallies?	I did not conduct at at the rally, I conducted on the evening before the rally.
goebbels and goering were sure heaping honours on you. one makes you a privy councillor, the other makes you vice-president of the chamber of music, and you weren't even a member of the party, how do you explain that?	Well, there was a constant battle between Goering and Goebbels as to which of them would control German culture. I was simply a pawn. Anyway, I resigned from the Musikkammer at the same time I resigned as Musical Director of the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra. In 1934.
i don't think dr. goebbels sent me a telegram. i was simply told. in a letter, i believe. i don't remember exactly.	Goebbels and Goering were sure heaping honours on you. One makes you a Privy Councillor, the other makes you Vice-President of the Chamber of Music, and you weren't even a member of the Party, how do you explain that?
what about vice-president of the chamber of music, you used that title didn't you? but then i suppose you had no choice there either, because i suppose dr. goebbels just sent you a telegram saying, dear mr. vice-president.	I don't think Dr. Goebbels sent me a telegram. I was simply told. In a letter, I believe. I don't remember exactly.
i received a telegram from hermann goering informing me that he had made me a privy councillor. i was not given the opportunity either to accept or refuse. after the dreadful events of november 1938, the violent attacks on the jews, i stopped using the title.	What about Vice-President of the Chamber of Music, you used that title didn't you? But then I suppose you had no choice there either, because I suppose Dr. Goebbels just sent you a telegram saying, Dear Mr. Vice-President.
could you tell us about being made a prussian privy councillor. how did that happen to a non-party member?	I received a telegram from Hermann Goering informing me that he had made me a Privy Councillor. I was not given the opportunity either to accept or refuse. After the dreadful events of November 1938, the violent attacks on the Jews, I stopped using the title.
that is correct.	Could you tell us about being made a Prussian Privy Councillor. How did that happen to a non-Party member?
what they do in austria doesn't interest me one little bit. okay? i have your questionnaire here,  gustav heinrich ernst martin wilhelm furtwngler, born berlin, january 1886. orchestral conductor. and you say here you were never a member of the nazi party.	That is correct.
i have already been cleared by a denazification tribunal in austria.	What they do in Austria doesn't interest me one little bit. Okay? I have your questionnaire here,  Gustav Heinrich Ernst Martin Wilhelm Furtwngler, born Berlin, January 1886. Orchestral conductor. And you say here you were never a member of the Nazi Party.
i want you to understand why you're here. you're automatically banned from public life under control council directive no 24. we're here to look into your case before you appear in front of the tribunal for artists of the denazification commission. you understand that?	I have already been cleared by a Denazification Tribunal in Austria.
and ask him about his private life.	His private life?
yes, yes you may notice that he cannot even bring himself to utter his name, he... he refers to him as k.	And ask him about his private life.
the miracle kid.	Yes, yes you may notice that he cannot even bring himself to utter his name, he... he refers to him as K.
also a conductor. very brilliant. young. von der null called him 'the miracle von karajan'. furtwngler was outraged and they say he had von der null conscripted into the army. the same thing happened to another critic. true or not, it's not such a bad idea. critics give you bad reviews, you have them sent to the russian front.  but if you really want to get furtwngler, ask him about herbert von karajan.	The Miracle Kid.
who's he?	Also a conductor. Very brilliant. Young. Von der Null called him 'The Miracle von Karajan'. Furtwngler was outraged and they say he had von der Null conscripted into the army. The same thing happened to another critic. True or not, it's not such a bad idea. Critics give you bad reviews, you have them sent to the Russian front.  But if you really want to get Furtwngler, ask him about Herbert von Karajan.
edwin von der null. music critic. he gave furtwngler terrible reviews while he raved about herbert von karajan.	Who's he?
never heard of him, who is he?	Edwin von der Null. Music critic. He gave Furtwngler terrible reviews while he raved about Herbert von Karajan.
there's a rumour... i don't know if it's true or not... but ask him about von der null.	Never heard of him, who is he?
no. but that's why we hated him. we admired him as a conductor but we all hated him too because he didn't have to join the party and yet he had a better life than any of us. he didn't have to go and deliver a report after every trip abroad. he got everything from them, everything. he was filthier than any of us party members.	There's a rumour... I don't know if it's true or not... but ask him about von der Null.
but i need documentary proof. you know of anything like that?	No. But that's why we hated him. We admired him as a conductor but we all hated him too because he didn't have to join the Party and yet he had a better life than any of us. He didn't have to go and deliver a report after every trip abroad. He got everything from them, everything. He was filthier than any of us Party members.
son-of-a-gun. we'll find the corporal and we'll find the telegram.	But I need documentary proof. You know of anything like that?
yes. a corporal. us army. a jew. he said he'd seen the telegram in the chancellery.	Son-of-a-gun. We'll find the corporal and we'll find the telegram.
one of my people?	Yes. A corporal. US Army. A Jew. He said he'd seen the telegram in the Chancellery.
one of your people told me.	One of my people?
he did?	One of your people told me.
furtwngler sent hitler a telegram for his birthday.	He did?
yeah?	Furtwngler sent Hitler a telegram for his birthday.
i've remembered something else...	Yeah?
of course. you, too. like everyone else in this goddamn country.	I've remembered something else...
the only thing i know is he's an anti-semite.	Of course. You, too. Like everyone else in this goddamn country.
fuck that, helmuth. you want to discuss symbols here?  this guy was a front man. he was the piper, but he played their tune, you get my philosophical meaning?  i'm not interested in small fish, i'm after moby dick. come on, helmuth. hard facts.	The only thing I know is he's an anti-Semite.
major, we're discussing a man of genius, i don't want...	Fuck that, Helmuth. You want to discuss symbols here?  This guy was a front man. He was the piper, but he played their tune, you get my philosophical meaning?  I'm not interested in small fish, I'm after Moby Dick. Come on, Helmuth. Hard facts.
i can give you freedom of movement, freedom to work, freedom, helmuth. but i need something in return.	Major, we're discussing a man of genius, I don't want...
oh, i see, he made you co-operate. and now are you a communist again?	You don't know what it's like to wake up every single morning of your life terrified, you don't know that -
i was a member of the communist party. i was a communist. that's what hinkel had over me. he knew everything. he held that over me. that's how he made me co-operate.	Oh, I see, he made you co-operate. And now are you a communist again?
was a member of...?  speak up?	I was a member of the Communist Party. I was a communist. That's what Hinkel had over me. He knew everything. He held that over me. That's how he made me co-operate.
what?	One-zero-four-nine-three-three- one. Or d'you mind if I just call you 'one'?
all in the cause of humanity, helmuth. or should i call you one- zero-four-nine-three-three-one?	What?
you usually don't work on sunday, major?	All in the cause of humanity, Helmuth. Or should I call you one- zero-four-nine-three-three-one?
so. you wanted to see me.	You usually don't work on Sunday, Major?
great catch, kid. the boy runs off.	So. You wanted to see me.
exactly.  replaces the baton, gives steve the case.	Don't worry, Helmuth, it'll be our secret.
and i see what you mean. you nearly poked my eyes out.	Exactly.  Replaces the baton, gives Steve the case.
not here, major, there are people, if anybody should see... please, please, major...	Do it, Helmuth.
yeah, show me, i want to see you do it. pretend i'm adolf. you're the maestro, and you have the baton in your right hand, but you give me the salute just the same.	Not here, Major, there are people, if anybody should see... please, please, Major...
show you?	Yeah, show me, I want to see you do it. Pretend I'm Adolf. You're the maestro, and you have the baton in your right hand, but you give me the salute just the same.
show me.	Show you?
how could i forget?	Show me.
yes, you remember.	How could I forget?
the one he kept in his right hand. yes, you remember.	Yes, you remember.
it's dr. furtwngler's baton, which i stole.	The one he kept in his right hand. Yes, you remember.
love 'em, helmuth. i give up. what are you holding in your hand?	It's Dr. Furtwngler's baton, which I stole.
guess what i am holding in my hand. you like guessing games?	Love 'em, Helmuth. I give up. What are you holding in your hand?
helmuth.	Guess what I am holding in my hand. You like guessing games?
major.	Helmuth.
do you know what's in this archive?	How could I know what's in the archive?
i hear the british have his... his archive, files, records.	Do you know what's in this archive?
hans hinkel was in the ministry of culture; how could i know such a man?  i	I hear the British have his... his archive, files, records.
you seem to understand the question, now how about answering it?	Hans Hinkel was in the Ministry of Culture; how could I know such a man?  I
do i know hans hinkel?	You seem to understand the question, now how about answering it?
that's what i asked.	Do I know Hans Hinkel?
do i know hans hinkel?	That's what I asked.
do you know hans hinkel?	Do I know Hans Hinkel?
oh, we didn't play for his birthday, we played the evening before - it was the 19th of april not the 20th.	Do you know Hans Hinkel?
i'll ask the questions, helmuth.	Excuse me. Did you know that he refused to give the Nazi salute when Hitler was present in the audience?
is it true you're going to interview dr. furtwngler today?	I'll ask the questions, Helmuth.
good, and according to your questionnaire, helmuth, you never joined the nazi party.	Me? Never.  Never.
it means i wasn't good enough to be a first violinist.	Good, and according to your questionnaire, Helmuth, you never joined the Nazi Party.
helmuth alfred rode. second violinist since 1935. what's it mean, second violinist?	It means I wasn't good enough to be a first violinist.
i don't know what you mean, major.	When you got to the crescendo.
was looking at furtwngler like that?	I don't know what you mean, Major.
yes.	Was looking at Furtwngler like that?
you ever seen adolf hitler's eyes when he was making a speech? i've seen 'em on films.	Yes.
yes, dr. furtwngler was absolutely clear about this: politics and art must be kept separate.	Politics and art must be kept separate. I'll remember that. But let me see if you can help me with something I just don't understand. I'd really like to know why all you guys are so crazy about him. What's his secret?
oh! the evening before, i see...	Yes, Dr. Furtwngler was absolutely clear about this: politics and art must be kept separate.
but this was the same guy who conducted for adolf on his birthday.	He was forced to do that. But he refused to give the Nazi salute in front of Hitler. He kept his baton in his hand, you can't salute with a baton in your hand.
goebbels, yes, josef goebbels said, 'there's not a single filthy jew left in germany on whose behalf dr. furtwngler has not intervened.' no, no one could have been less of a nazi than dr. furtwngler.	But this was the same guy who conducted for Adolf on his birthday.
like this bandleader.	Well, he's more than just a bandleader, Steve. He's a great conductor, a gifted artist. But we believe that he sold himself to the devil. Your number one priority from this moment on is to connect him to the Nazi Party. Don't be impressed by him. I want the folks back home to understand why we fought this war. Find Wilhelm Furtwngler guilty. He represents everything that was rotten in Germany.
well, they say here that when you went on a case, you stayed on it.  now we can't take every nazi in this country to trial, although i would like to; it's an impossibility. so we're going for the big boys in industry, education, law, culture.	Like this bandleader.
they said i was dogged?	Well, they say here that when you went on a case, you stayed on it.  Now we can't take every Nazi in this country to trial, although I would like to; it's an impossibility. So we're going for the big boys in industry, education, law, culture.
conscientious, determined, dogged.	They said I was dogged?
right. claims assessor.	Conscientious, determined, dogged.
you were in insurance before the war.	Right. Claims assessor.
jeez, and i never heard of him.	You were in insurance before the war.
he's as big as toscanini, maybe even bigger. in this neck of the woods, he's probably bob hope and betty grable rolled into one.	Jeez, and I never heard of him.
sure.	He's as big as Toscanini, maybe even bigger. In this neck of the woods, he's probably Bob Hope and Betty Grable rolled into one.
do you know who arturo toscanini is?	Sure.
nope.	Do you know who Arturo Toscanini is?
so, you never heard of him.	Nope.
it was beethoven's ninth.	Do you really think it was brave? Didn't he bow to him and shake his hand?
brave?  to celebrate hitler's birthday with some heroic piece by wagner but without the nazi salute? bravo.	It was Beethoven's Ninth.
yes, that's true, but he refused to give the nazi salute. he kept his baton in his right hand. in hitler's presence. that was a brave act...	Brave?  To celebrate Hitler's birthday with some heroic piece by Wagner but without the Nazi salute? Bravo.
he also conducted for hitler, didn't he?	Yes, that's true, but he refused to give the Nazi salute. He kept his baton in his right hand. In Hitler's presence. That was a brave act...
it was hermann goering. i was told he just made the maestro his privy councillor, no questions asked. although dr. furtwngler stood up to him. and to dr. goebbels.	He also conducted for Hitler, didn't he?
then how do you explain him being made a prussian privy councillor?	It was Hermann Goering. I was told he just made the maestro his Privy Councillor, no questions asked. Although Dr. Furtwngler stood up to him. And to Dr. Goebbels.
dr. furtwngler is a great musician. he actively opposed the nazis and later on he helped many jews to escape.	Then how do you explain him being made a Prussian Privy Councillor?
no, i was never a nazi, i have no interest in politics, i'm a musician -	Hey, hey, slow up, Fraulein Straube has to take down what you say.
absolutely not.	No, I was never a Nazi, I have no interest in politics, I'm a musician -
i have your questionnaire here. it says you were never a member of the nazi party.	Absolutely not.
first oboe.	I have your questionnaire here. It says you were never a member of the Nazi Party.
rudolf otto werner. wind section since 1936. what instrument did you play?	First oboe.
here you go.  you're a bob's girl now.  nancy will check you out.	I won't let the fat kid down.
it's not brain surgery, chuck.	Here you go.  You're a Bob's Girl now.  Nancy will check you out.
can you handle it?	It's not brain surgery, Chuck.
alright!	Can you handle it?
mmm.  same schedule's okay.	Alright!
thanks, chuck.  i need the money.  can i still work the hours around my classes?	Mmm.  Same schedule's okay.
the pay's the same but you'll make more in tips.	Thanks, Chuck.  I need the money.  Can I still work the hours around my classes?
i don't know.  i kinda had my heart set on being a cashier the rest of my life.	The pay's the same but you'll make more in tips.
not really.  do you think you can get here on time if i put you on the floor as a waitress?	I don't know.  I kinda had my heart set on being a cashier the rest of my life.
aren't i worth waiting for?	Not really.  Do you think you can get here on time if I put you on the floor as a waitress?
you're late.	Aren't I worth waiting for?
mission control to chuck, come in...	You're late.
come to the office, please.	Mission control to Chuck, come in...
yes, chuck?	Come to the office, please.
you can't to that...	Wrong.
any one of them's ideal for home defense. which'll it be?	All.
you know your weapons, buddy.	Any one of them's ideal for home defense. Which'll it be?
the uzi 9 millimeter.	You know your weapons, buddy.
just what you see, pal.	The Uzi 9 millimeter.
a phased plasma pulse-laser in the forty watt range...	Just what you see, pal.
anything else?	A phased plasma pulse-laser in the forty watt range...
i'm going to a movie, kiddo. see ya'.  you and matt have a good time.	We will, kiddo.
not lately.  did you check messages?	I thought you did.
i hate the beige one.	Don't wear the beige one.
alright, the beige one.	I hate the beige one.
you're a big help.	Alright, the beige one.
great.	You're a big help.
great.	Great.
what do you think?	Great.
that guy's a jerk.  i did you a favor.	I'll do the same for you sometime.
i had him hooked.  he was just about to ask me out. i could tell.	That guy's a jerk.  I did you a favor.
compared to me she is.  how come you're not at the cash anymore?  they catch ya steal- ing?	What's it to ya?
aha!  is she young?	Compared to me she is.  How come you're not at the cash anymore?  They catch ya steal- ing?
that's none of your business.	Aha!  Is she young?
you must have a girlfriend.	That's none of your business.
what's it to ya?	You must have a girlfriend.
i haven't seen you in here lately, mr. miller.	What's it to ya?
what are you doing?	Cover...our footsteps...
we did it, kyle.  we got it.	What are you doing?
sarah.	We did it, Kyle.  We got it.
i don't think i like this.	You're not supposed to.
you'll beg for mercy in a second.	I don't think I like this.
what are you doing?	You'll beg for mercy in a second.
ticklish?	What are you doing?
i bet you're ticklish.	Ticklish?
kyle...	I bet you're ticklish.
i'm sorry.  i shouldn't have said...	Kyle...
it's better that way.	Oh, Kyle.
and so you feel nothing.	It's better that way.
pain can be controlled. you disconnect it.	And so you feel nothing.
so much pain.	Pain can be controlled. You disconnect it.
a girl.  you know.	No.  Never.
someone?	A girl.  You know.
that's not what i meant. was there someone special?	Someone?
good fighters.	That's not what I meant. Was there someone special?
kyle, the women in your time...what were they like?	Good fighters.
no.  i'm not.	Kyle, the women in your time...what were they like?
it'll never be over, will it? look at me, i'm shaking. some legend, huh?  you must be pretty disappointed.	No.  I'm not.
if i do, you have to get away, disappear without a trace. different country, different name, everything.  in case they send another one.	It'll never be over, will it? Look at me, I'm shaking. Some legend, huh?  You must be pretty disappointed.
don't say that.	If I do, you have to get away, disappear without a trace. Different country, different name, everything.  In case they send another one.
probably.  sarah, if i get zeroed...	Don't say that.
he'll find us, won't he?	Probably.  Sarah, if I get zeroed...
not possible.	I want it to be over for me too. I feel like I slipped over some invisible line, that I'm in your world now.  Everything's the same, but I see it differently. It's like, there's you and me, and him...but nobody else can understand or help or even touch us.
i want it to be over for you.	Not possible.
my whole life has been combat.	I want it to be over for you.
i want to buy you a hot dog so bad,kyle...all the things you've never seen and done.  you're here, but wherever you go, and whatever you touch, you bring the war with you.	My whole life has been combat.
hot dogs?	I want to buy you a hot dog so bad,Kyle...all the things you've never seen and done.  You're here, but wherever you go, and whatever you touch, you bring the war with you.
i was thinking, there's so much i've got to show you when we get through this. it's mind boggling, the pos- sibilities...disneyland, the beach, movies...matinees with popcorn and foot-long hot dogs...	Hot dogs?
that's good.  now, seven more like that while i make fuses.	I was thinking, there's so much I've got to show you when we get through this. It's mind boggling, the pos- sibilities...Disneyland, the beach, movies...matinees with popcorn and foot-long hot dogs...
you must have had a fun child-	That's good.  Now, seven more like that while I make fuses.
make sure there's none on the threads, like this.  now screw the end-cap on...very gently.	You must have had a fun child-
nitroglycerin, basically. bit more stable.  i learned howto make it when i was a kid.	Make sure there's none on the threads, like this.  Now screw the end-cap on...very gently.
what's that?	Nitroglycerin, basically. Bit more stable.  I learned howto make it when I was a kid.
i'm dying for a shower.  you could use one too.  and we'd better check that bandage.	Later.  I'm going out for materiel.  Keep this.
is this enough?	Yes.  And I don't want to know where you got it.
kyle?	I'm wrong here.  I wasn't meant to see this...
let's go.  time to move out.	Fuck you!  Let go of me!
listen.  understand.  i'm not a military objective, reese.  i'm a person... you don't own me.	Let's go.  Time to move out.
that's not my mission.	Listen.  Understand.  I'm not a military objective, Reese.  I'm a person... You don't own me.
reese.  think it through. we can prevent the war. nobody else is gonna do it. if we go to anybody official we wind up back in jail and then that walking cuisinart has got us again.  we have to so it ourselves.	That's not my mission.
tactically dangerous.  we lay low.	Reese.  Think it through. We can prevent the war. Nobody else is gonna do it. If we go to anybody official we wind up back in jail and then that walking cuisinart has got us again.  We have to so it ourselves.
well, we're gonna uninvent the bastard.  eighty-six it.  we'll blow up the place...burn it down.  something.	Tactically dangerous.  We lay low.
that's the way it was told to me.	Well, we're gonna uninvent the bastard.  Eighty-six it.  We'll blow up the place...burn it down.  Something.
whatever...they become the hotshot computer guys so they get the job to build el computer grande...skynet...for the government.  right?	That's the way it was told to me.
molecular-memory.	Whatever...they become the hotshot computer guys so they get the job to build El Computer Grande...Skynet...for the government.  Right?
didn't you say that they're going to develop this revolutionary new thing...	Molecular-memory.
what about it?	Didn't you say that they're going to develop this revolutionary new thing...
look.  i found it.  isn't that it?  cyber dynamics corporation?	What about it?
that's where we're going.	Why?
what's that?	That's where we're going.
thanks a lot.	What's that?
bag some z's?	Let's get cleaned up, Kyle.
about what?	About where you're from.
okay.  talk some more.	About what?
sleep.  it'll be light soon.	Okay.  Talk some more.
you like it?  it's my first.	Sleep.  It'll be light soon.
good field-dressing.	You like it?  It's my first.
john gave me a message for you.  made me memorize it. 'sarah"...this is the message... 'sarah, thank you.  for your courage through the dark years. i can't help you with what you must soon face, except to tell you that the future is not set... there is no such thing as fate, but what we make for ourselves by our own will.  you must be stronger than you imagine you can be.  you must survive, or i will never exist.'  that's all.	Good field-dressing.
look, reese, i didn't ask for this honor and i don't want it. any of it.	John gave me a message for you.  Made me memorize it. 'Sarah"...this is the message... 'Sarah, thank you.  For your courage through the dark years. I can't help you with what you must soon face, except to tell you that the future is not set... there is no such thing as Fate, but what we make for ourselves by our own will.  You must be stronger than you imagine you can be.  You must survive, or I will never exist.'  That's all.
you'll learn.	Look, Reese, I didn't ask for this honor and I don't want it. Any of it.
and anyway, what do i know about guerrilla warfare?	You'll learn.
ow!  no, it's okay.  it's better tight.	And anyway, what do I know about guerrilla warfare?
come on, me? the mother of the future?  am i tough? organized?  i can't even balance my checkbook.  i cry when i see a cat that's been run over... and i don't even like cats.	Ow!  No, it's okay.  It's better tight.
i'm sure.	Come on, me? The mother of the future?  Am I tough? Organized?  I can't even balance my checkbook.  I cry when I see a cat that's been run over... and I don't even like cats.
you volunteered?	It was an honor.  A chance to meet the legend.  Sarah Connor.  Who taught her son to fight...organize, prepare. From when he was a kid.  When you were in hiding, before the war.
i volunteered.	You volunteered?
stop!  i don't want to know. hold still.  so...it was john that ordered you here?	I volunteered.
john never said much about him.  he dies.  even before the war...	Stop!  I don't want to know. Hold still.  So...it was John that ordered you here?
well, at least i know what to name him.  i don't suppose you'd know who the father is? so i don't tell him to get lost when i meet him.	John never said much about him.  He dies.  Even before the war...
you trust him.  he's got that strength.  you'd die in a second for john.	Well, at least I know what to name him.  I don't suppose you'd know who the father is? So I don't tell him to get lost when I meet him.
what's he like?	You trust him.  He's got that strength.  You'd die in a second for John.
what?	Just talk.  Tell me about my son.  Is he tall?
this is gonna make me puke. talk about something.	What?
it's okay.  forget it.	Forget it?  Are you crazy? Let me see it.
we gotta get you to a doctor.	It's okay.  Forget it.
i caught one, back there.	Caught one?  You mean you got shot?
kyle, what's it like when you go through time?	White light.  Pain.  Like being ripped inside out... slowly.  Like being born, maybe.
kyle.	Kyle, what's it like when you go through time?
reese...you got a first name?	Kyle.
come here.	Reese...you got a first name?
freezing.	Come here.
you cold?	Freezing.
the what?	Hunter Killers.  Patrol machines. Build in automated factories. Most of us were rounded up, put in camps...for orderly disposal.
didn't see the war.  i was born after, in the ruins.  grew up there.  starving.  hiding from the h-k's.	The what?
defense network computer. new. powerful.  hooked into everything. trusted to run it all.  they say it got smart...a new order of intelli- gence.  then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side.  decided out fate in a microsecond...extermination.	Didn't see the war.  I was born after, in the ruins.  Grew up there.  Starving.  Hiding from the H-K's.
i don't understand...	Defense network computer. New. Powerful.  Hooked into everything. Trusted to run it all.  They say it got smart...a new order of intelli- gence.  Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side.  Decided out fate in a microsecond...extermination.
--everythingis gone.  just gone.  there were survivors. here.  there.  nobody knew who started it.  it was the machines.	I don't understand...
there's so much...	Tell me.  Just start at the beginning.
just let me go.	Listen.  Understand.  That Terminator is out there.  It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...it doesn't feel pity of remorse or fear... and it absolutely will not stop. Ever.  Until you are dead.
and you're from the future too?	Right.
one possible future.  four your point of view.  i don't know the tech stuff.	And you're from the future too?
so, it's from the future, is that right?	One possible future.  Four your point of view.  I don't know the tech stuff.
no.  not yet.  not for about forty years.	So, it's from the future, is that right?
hey, i'm not stupid, y'know. they can't build anything like that yet.	No.  Not yet.  Not for about forty years.
pay attention.  the 600 series had rubber skin. we spotted them easy.  but these are new.  they look human.  sweat, bad breath, everything.  very hard to spot.  i had to wait 'til he moved on you before i could zero him.	Hey, I'm not stupid, y'know. They can't build anything like that yet.
look, reese, i know you want to help, but...	Pay attention.  The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy.  But these are new.  They look human.  Sweat, bad breath, everything.  Very hard to spot.  I had to wait 'til he moved on you before I could zero him.
but outside, it's living human tissue.  flesh, skin, hair...blood.  grown for the cyborgs.	Look, Reese, I know you want to help, but...
this is a mistake.  i haven't done anything.	No. But you will.  It's very important that you live.
yes.  don't hurt me.	I'm here to help you.  Reese, Sergeant/Tech-Com, DN38416...
do you understand?	Yes.  Don't hurt me.
i can help you...	Who is in authority here?
then why am i talking to you? get out.	I can help you...
i'm afraid that's not up to me.	Then why am I talking to you? Get out.
you've heard enough.  decide. are you going to release me?	I'm afraid that's not up to me.
most official records were lost in the war.  the computer knew almost nothing about connor's mother.  her name. where she lived, just the city. no scanner pictures.  the terminator was just being systematic.	You've heard enough.  Decide. Are you going to release me?
why were the other two women killed?	Most official records were lost in the war.  The computer knew almost nothing about Connor's mother.  Her name. Where she lived, just the city. No scanner pictures.  The Terminator was just being systematic.
surrounded by living tissue.	Of course.
okay.  okay.  but this...  cyborg...if it's metal...	Surrounded by living tissue.
i didn't build the fucking thing.	Okay.  Okay.  But this...  cyborg...if it's metal...
why?	I didn't build the fucking thing.
you go naked.  something about the field generated by a living organism.  nothing dead will go.	Why?
then how are you supposed to get back?	Can't.  Nobody goes home. Nobody else comes through. It's just him and me.
...it had no choice. the defensive grid was smashed. we'd taken the mainframes... we'd won.  taking out connor then would make no difference.  skynet had to wipe out his entire exist- ence.  we captured the lab complex.  found the...what- ever it was called...the time-displacement equipment. the terminator had already gone through.  they sent two of us to intercept, then zeroed the whole place. sumner didn't make it.	Then how are you supposed to get back?
i see.  and this...computer, thinks it can win by killing the mother of its enemy, kill- ing him, in effect, before he is even conceived?  a sort of retroactive abortion?	Yes.
skynet.  a computer defense system built for sac-norad by cyber dynamics.  a modified series 4800.	I see.  And this...computer, thinks it can win by killing the mother of its enemy, kill- ing him, in effect, before he is even conceived?  A sort of retroactive abortion?
and who was the enemy?	SKYNET.  A computer defense system built for SAC-NORAD by Cyber Dynamics.  A modified Series 4800.
with the one thirty second under perry, from '21 to '27--	The year 2027?
so.  you're a soldier. fighting for whom?	With the One Thirty Second under Perry, from '21 to '27--
go ahead.  you're safe.  there're thirty cops in this building.	Okay.
i can't sleep.	Go ahead.  You're safe.  There're thirty cops in this building.
why don't you just stretch out here and get some sleep.  it'll take your mom a good hour to get here from redlands.	I can't sleep.
sarah.  sarah, this is dr. silber- man.  i'd like you to tell him everything reese said to you.  do you feel up to it?	I guess so.  You're a doctor?
lieutenant, are you sure it's them?  maybe i should see the ...bodies.	They've already been identi- fied.  There's no doubt.
here, drink some of this...	Lieutenant, are you sure it's them?  Maybe I should see the ...bodies.
yes, but i don't want to leave.  i think this guy's following me.	Alright, Ms. Connor.  Listen carefully.  You're in a public place, you'll be safe 'til we get there.  Stay visible. Don't go outside or in the restroom.  I'll be there in a few minutes.
i won't.  now just relax. where are you?  yeah, i know it...on pico. are you alright?	Yes, but I don't want to leave.  I think this guy's following me.
...look, lieutenant...uh, vukovich, don't put me on hold and don't transfer me to another department...	I won't.  Now just relax. Where are you?  Yeah, I know it...on Pico. Are you alright?
that silberman just crack me up.  he had this guy in here last week who set his afghan on fire. screwed it first, then set it on--	Shut up.
go!  go!  he's got her.	Suspect westbound on Olympic.  Grey sedan.  Has hostage, repeat...
if they can get this on the tube by eleven, she may just call us.  how do i look?	Like shit, boss.
to make a statement. i'm gonna give them the name.  maybe the jackals can help us out for once.	If they can get this on the tube by eleven, she may just call us.  How do I look?
i hate the press cases. especially the weird press cases.  where you going?	To make a statement. I'm gonna give them the name.  Maybe the jackals can help us out for once.
i can hear it now, it's gonna be the goddamned 'phone book killer'.	I hate the press cases. Especially the weird press cases.  Where you going?
same shit.	I can hear it now, it's gonna be the goddamned 'Phone Book Killer'.
i just called.	Call her again.
call her.	I just called.
i already did.  no answer at the door and the apartment manager's out.  i'm keeping them there.	Call her.
send a unit.	I already did.  No answer at the door and the apartment manager's out.  I'm keeping them there.
no.  keep getting an answer- ing machine.	Send a unit.
did you reach the next girl yet?	No.  Keep getting an answer- ing machine.
i put a cigarette out in it.	Did you reach the next girl yet?
i know.	I put a cigarette out in it.
that stuff's two hours cold.	I know.
you gotta be kidding me.  the new guys'll be short-stroking it over this one.  a one-day pattern killer.	I hate the weird ones.
here's her driver's license.	You gotta be kidding me.  The new guys'll be short-stroking it over this one.  A one-day pattern killer.
that can't be right.  that's the name of the one valley division mopped up this after- noon.	Here's her driver's license.
okay, let's see...got a pos- itive on her.  she's sarah connor, works as a legal--	That can't be right.  That's the name of the one Valley Division mopped up this after- noon.
give me the short version.	Six shots at less than ten feet.  Weapon was a large caliber--
no.  this is my lawyer, samuel sutherland.  i thought you two should meet.	We met, this morning.  I signed the termination contract for Baer/Grace. I accepted your settlement, Nicholas. you were right.  I'm going sailing.
are you finished?	No.  This is my lawyer, Samuel Sutherland.  I thought you two should meet.
i could fight you on this.	You could.  But, if I leave without your signature, this agreement begins to disintegrate; benefits shrink, options narrow, compensations shrivel.
there is no baer/grant publishing without alan baer.	Remember Daniel Grant?  Do they say, "without Daniel Grant, there is no Baer/Grant Publishing?"  He's gone sailing, Alan.  He's out there enjoying his golden years, probably wondering where you are.
i'll be done in a minute.  you misspoke before.  you're not "stepping down."  i'm taking you out at the knees.  the whole point is to prove that you're not deciding anything anymore.  i'm firing you. action's taken.  confidence restored. stock goes up.  i sell my shares.	There is no Baer/Grant Publishing without Alan Baer.
now, look...	I'll be done in a minute.  You misspoke before.  You're not "stepping down."  I'm taking you out at the knees.  The whole point is to prove that you're not deciding anything anymore.  I'm firing you. Action's taken.  Confidence restored. Stock goes up.  I sell my shares.
it is so very inappropriate for you to mention my father.  or, did you think this, between us, was friendship?  just because you went fishing with my father, i should sit on my hands while you throw my money away?	Now, look...
your father was a friend.  goddamn it... i watched you grow up.  how do you end up treating me like this?	It is so very inappropriate for you to mention my father.  Or, did you think this, between us, was friendship?  Just because you went fishing with my father, I should sit on my hands while you throw my money away?
what?	Your father was a friend.  Goddamn it... I watched you grow up.  How do you end up treating me like this?
you intractable son-of-a-bitch.  if your father could see you now...	What?
you're talking tomorrow.  today is what counts.	You intractable son-of-a-bitch.  If your father could see you now...
because it's fair.  give me next quarter.  if you still feel this way, vote your shares...	You're talking tomorrow.  Today is what counts.
it probably will.  in fact, i'd go so far as to say it almost certainly will, in time.  why should i settle for that?	Because it's fair.  Give me next quarter.  If you still feel this way, vote your shares...
the stock will turn.	It probably will.  In fact, I'd go so far as to say it almost certainly will, in time.  Why should I settle for that?
my stock's falling.  isn't yours? those pennies are costing me millions.	The stock will turn.
will you really hold me to it over <u>pennies</u>?	My stock's falling.  Isn't yours? Those pennies are costing me millions.
but, the expectation was ten.  and, in this case, expectation is everything.	Will you really hold me to it over <u>pennies</u>?
our e.p.s. was one fifty last quarter.  we're up eight cents per share.	But, the expectation was ten.  And, in this case, expectation is everything.
admittedly...	Our E.P.S. was one fifty last quarter.  We're up eight cents per share.
projections were far too optimistic.	Admittedly...
you promised you'd meet projections, alan.  a dollar sixty per share you said.  so, i don't think this is so surprising a visit.	Projections were far too optimistic.
i, uh... haven't been to sunday school in years...	"Whereas once I was blind, now I can see."  Night, Nick.  Best of luck.
you want to know what it is?  what it's all about?  john.  chapter nine.  verse twenty-five.	I, uh... haven't been to Sunday school in years...
i've heard good things about their london branch.  you have to admit, it sounds like some fantasy, role-playing nonsense.	You want to know what it is?  What it's all about?  John.  Chapter nine.  Verse twenty-five.
hm?  no, about a year ago.  i was working out of los angeles.	I've heard good things about their London branch.  You have to admit, it sounds like some fantasy, role-playing nonsense.
did you play recently?	Hm?  No, about a year ago.  I was working out of Los Angeles.
i only mention it because i took the test this afternoon, down on montgomery street.	Did you?  Kudos.
fine, dennis.  soon as i get my money for this week.	I'll be right with you.
clean out your locker.	Fine, Dennis.  Soon as I get my money for this week.
i apologized, i offered to help.	Clean out your locker.
you don't talk to me like that.	I apologized, I offered to help.
then, you kiss his ass.	You don't talk to me like that.
christine!   mister van orton is a valued customer...	Then, you kiss his ass.
underwear?	Always.
no.	Underwear?
boyfriend?	No.
yes.	Boyfriend?
single?	Yes.
julliard, yeah.	Single?
studied acting, i assume?	Julliard, yeah.
one brother, one sister.	Studied acting, I assume?
big family... small?	One brother, one sister.
originally, connecticut.	Big family... small?
like... where are you from?	Originally, Connecticut.
like what... my favorite color... ?	Like... where are you from?
i realize.  maybe you could... tell me a little about yourself.	Like what... my favorite color... ?
is this something you're interested in?  i'm not really that person i was.	I realize.  Maybe you could... tell me a little about yourself.
what about dinner sometime, when you get back?  would that be... ?	Is this something you're interested in?  I'm not really that person I was.
there's another gig starting in saudi arabia.  i'm just a walk-on this time though.  bit-part.	What about dinner sometime, when you get back?  Would that be... ?
where are you going in such a hurry?	There's another gig starting in Saudi Arabia.  I'm just a walk-on this time though.  Bit-part.
i have to get to the airport...	Where are you going in such a hurry?
claire.  pleased to meet you.	I have to get to the airport...
claire.	Claire.  Pleased to meet you.
i didn't know what else to call you.	Claire.
that's my fault.  i get too worked up at these.  i'm very method.  you do know... that's not my name.	I didn't know what else to call you.
hi.  didn't get a chance to say goodbye.	That's my fault.  I get too worked up at these.  I'm very method.  You do know... that's not my name.
i have to show you...	No!
don't move, you bitch... !	I have to show you...
please, nicholas, let me show you...	Don't move, you bitch... !
stop it!	Please, Nicholas, let me show you...
open that door, you'll see.  your brother's there... conrad.  he's there.  it's your birthday party...	Stop it!
no...	Open that door, you'll see.  Your brother's there... Conrad.  He's there.  It's your birthday party...
it is.  it's what you hired us for. nobody touched your money.  nobody stole anything.  they're waiting on the other side of that door with champagne... all your friends... it's a celebration...	No...
that's not true...	It is.  It's what you hired us for. Nobody touched your money.  Nobody stole anything.  They're waiting on the other side of that door with champagne... all your friends... it's a celebration...
think about it!  they followed you every step of the way.  there was always a safety net.  the taxi, there was a diver.  at my house, the window was rigged... they shot at us with blanks...	That's not true...
you're wrong.  you're about to make the biggest mistake of your life. put that gun down.	Think about it!  They followed you every step of the way.  There was always a safety net.  The taxi, there was a diver.  At my house, the window was rigged... they shot at us with blanks...
no!  you take another step, i'll shoot!  they're trying to kill me...	You're wrong.  You're about to make the biggest mistake of your life. Put that gun down.
let me show you...	No!  You take another step, I'll shoot!  They're trying to kill me...
shut up!	Let me show you...
nicholas...	Shut up!
stop talking...	Nicholas...
okay... okay...  i put it down.  now open that door. mister fisher's right on the other side of that door.  he's an actor...	Stop talking...
stop talking to them!	Okay... okay...  I put it down.  Now open that door. Mister Fisher's right on the other side of that door.  He's an actor...
what did you <u>really see</u>?  this whole time... special effects, squibs, like in the movies.  please, you've got to believe me...  he's got a gun, with real bullets!	Stop talking to them!
i saw them kill him!	What did you <u>really see</u>?  This whole time... special effects, squibs, like in the movies.  Please, you've got to believe me...  He's got a gun, with real bullets!
no, now wait... think about it.  what did you see... ?	I saw them kill him!
bullshit.  they killed him. feingold, fisher, whoever... they shot him...	No, now wait... think about it.  What did you see... ?
listen very carefully, i'm telling the truth... this is the game.  this was all the game.	Bullshit.  They killed him. Feingold, Fisher, whoever... they shot him...
fuck you.	Listen very carefully, I'm telling the truth... this is the game.  This was all the game.
nicholas, this is fake.  it's all part of the game...	Fuck you.
what are you doing?	Nicholas, this is fake.  It's all part of the game...
he's got a gun.  everyone, he's got a <u>real</u> gun up here!  real situation!  ... damn it...	What are you doing?
just... wait.  just wait!  okay... please, i'm not kidding anymore...	He's got a gun.  Everyone, he's got a <u>real</u> gun up here!  Real situation!  ... damn it...
guess you missed it.	Just... wait.  Just wait!  Okay... please, I'm not kidding anymore...
we searched the house.	Guess you missed it.
it's mine...	We searched the house.
where'd you get that gun?	It's mine...
what the fuck are you... ?	Where'd you get that gun?
that gun.  that... that's not automatic.  the guard had an automatic...	What the fuck are you... ?
... what... ?	That gun.  That... that's not automatic.  The guard had an automatic...
where'd you get that... ?	... what... ?
they won't...	They will!  You tell them if they don't come now, I will shoot you!
call them, tell them to get the boss up here.  tell them i'll kill you...	They won't...
it could have been any asshole with a couple hundred million in the bank.	Call them, tell them to get the boss up here.  Tell them I'll kill you...
you call them...	It could have been any asshole with a couple hundred million in the bank.
it wasn't you.  it wasn't personal...	You call them...
who's responsible?!	It wasn't you.  It wasn't personal...
how deluded can you be?  there's no <u>why</u>...	Who's responsible?!
you tell me... i want to know who's behind this.  who did this to me... how, why... ?	How deluded can you be?  There's no <u>why</u>...
what do you think you're doing?	You tell me... I want to know who's behind this.  Who did this to me... how, why... ?
nicholas...	Get us out!
get us out of here...	Nicholas...
i'm back from the dead.	Nicholas, okay... you're not about to shoot anyone...
what are you <u>doing</u> here?	I'm back from the dead.
what... what do you mean?	It's out of your hands.
mm... i wouldn't worry about it.	What... what do you mean?
who is it?	What do you mean?  I checked them myself.  I made the calls...
what do we do?	Who is it?
who is it?	What do we do?
i don't know.  a lot.	Whatever kind of nickel-and-dime shit you did before, this is more than just me.  Your friends raided pension plans, and payrolls... they took just over six-hundred million.  You ruined people's lives.
scams, con games.  how many?	I don't know.  A lot.
what?	Scams, con games.  How many?
how many times have you done this? i'm interested.	What?
all i mean is... someone like you...	How many times have you done this? I'm interested.
it might be best if we didn't talk.	All I mean is... someone like you...
it's just money.  you should be glad you're alive.	It might be best if we didn't talk.
who the fuck cares?	It's just money.  You should be glad you're alive.
my name's not christine.  it's not my real...	Who the fuck cares?
i didn't say anything.	My name's not Christine.  It's not my real...
what did you say?	I didn't say anything.
overseas operator?  please dial allgemeine bank, zurich.	They don't care about you anymore. Alive or dead is the same, as long as they bury you deep enough.
why else would they be willing to put you under... ?	Overseas operator?  Please dial Allgemeine Bank, Zurich.
they did the same to him as they did to you.	What are you talking about... ?
how?  how could they have gotten anything?	They did the same to him as they did to you.
it wasn't his fault.  he thought it was his only way back.  they fleeced him real good.	How?  How could they have gotten anything?
yeah?  i was your waitress on your birthday.  connie told you about c.r.s. that day, remember?  i was already playing my part, <u>before</u> you started the game.	It wasn't his fault.  He thought it was his only way back.  They fleeced him real good.
that's a lie...	Yeah?  I was your waitress on your birthday.  Connie told you about C.R.S. that day, remember?  I was already playing my part, <u>before</u> you started the game.
i know things... like who you can trust.  like that your brother was in on it from the beginning.	That's a lie...
then, what good are you?	I know things... like who you can trust.  Like that your brother was in on it from the beginning.
i don't know, nobody does.  i'm an employee.	Then, what good are you?
who are "they?"	I don't know, nobody does.  I'm an employee.
you can talk while i drive us to the police.	No cops.  I've got a warrant out. Mail fraud.  They'll take me in, but you won't be able to prove anything else.
get out of my car!	You don't have a choice.  No one else is going to tell you what's going on.
i could've handed you to them.  they find me now, i'm dead...	Get out of my car!
get out.	I could've handed you to them.  They find me now, I'm dead...
what are you doing... ?	Get out.
what is this!?	God, wake up, it's a con!
no!  i'm sick of this...	Nicholas...
wha... ?	Not here!  They can see.
they're watching.	Wha... ?
i don't...	They're watching.
take the picture out of the frame and show it to me.	I don't...
what's wrong?	Take the picture out of the frame and show it to me.
take the picture out.	What's wrong?
yeah.  first communion.  aren't i a little angel?	Take the picture out.
you?	Yeah.  First Communion.  Aren't I a little angel?
want anything to drink?	You?
i'm tired.  i'm sorry, i should go. i've been enough of a nuisance.	Let me go get some clothes on. We'll talk, okay?  Be right back.
sure.  you alright?  is this still that contest you're in...	I'm tired.  I'm sorry, I should go. I've been enough of a nuisance.
do you mind if i sit?	Sure.  You alright?  Is this still that contest you're in...
i thought...	Do you mind if I sit?
okay.	I thought...
well... the red bra.	Okay.
i think i would remember.  what makes you think it's me?	Well... the red bra.
it was left in my hotel room, well, not really mine.  you're saying it's not you?	I think I would remember.  What makes you think it's me?
where'd you get this?	It was left in my hotel room, well, not really mine.  You're saying it's not you?
is this you?	Where'd you get this?
what is it?	Is this you?
didn't think i'd ever see you again.	Come here...
it's okay, dad.	Didn't think I'd ever see you again.
can we talk?	It's okay, dad.
what are you doing here?	Can we talk?
seriously?  what did they say?	They said five hundred.  I said six. They said the man in the gray flannel suit.  I think I said, you mean the attractive guy in the gray flannel suit?
i have a confession to make.  someone gave me six-hundred dollars to spill drinks on you, as a practical joke.	Seriously?  What did they say?
keep it.	I have a confession to make.  Someone gave me six-hundred dollars to spill drinks on you, as a practical joke.
give me an address so i can send your shirt back.	Keep it.
goodnight, christy.  it was nice meeting you.	Give me an address so I can send your shirt back.
right.  call me christy.	Goodnight, Christy.  It was nice meeting you.
the maitre d' called you christine.	Right.  Call me Christy.
i don't think i've ever spent this much time with someone who didn't even ask my name.	The maitre d' called you Christine.
goodnight.	I don't think I've ever spent this much time with someone who didn't even ask my name.
don't.  it was a shitty job anyway. i overreacted.	Goodnight.
i know the owner of campton place.  i could talk to him in the morning.	Don't.  It was a shitty job anyway. I overreacted.
if this was my office, i wouldn't keep that closed.	I don't spend much time looking out the window.  I'll call you a taxi.
a fresh shirt...	If this was my office, I wouldn't keep that closed.
hm?  oh, yes.	A fresh shirt...
nice.	Hm?  Oh, yes.
investment banking.  moving money from place to place.	Nice.
what exactly do you do?	Investment banking.  Moving money from place to place.
where are we going?	That tall, bright building.  Near there.
we hang down here and drop.  the garbage'll break our fall.	I think not.
why... ?	We hang down here and drop.  The garbage'll break our fall.
that's classic.	Why... ?
nicholas van orton?  what are you, a czar?	That's classic.
nicholas.  nicholas van orton.	Nicholas Van Orton?  What are you, a czar?
never did catch your name.	Nicholas.  Nicholas Van Orton.
that one did.	... two hundred dollars a toe.
your <u>shoes</u> cost a thousand dollars?	That one did.
there goes a thousand dollars.	Your <u>shoes</u> cost a thousand dollars?
you're the one who started running.	Me?  You're the one who... !  Shit!
you're a grown man.  i'm not responsible for you.	You're the one who started running.
you deserted me.	You're a grown man.  I'm not responsible for you.
they'll love that.	Yes... well...
don't panic.  when security gets here, we simply explain what happened...	They'll love that.
what's c.r.s.?	Consumer Recreation Services.  It's their building.  They...
this is c.r.s.	What's C.R.S.?
it's not like anyone could actually open it.	This is C.R.S.
i'll wait.	It's not like anyone could actually open it.
there's a ladder here.	My hero.  Let's go.
oh.  fine.	There's a ladder here.
i'm not wearing underwear.  okay? there, i said it.  satisfied.	Oh.  FIne.
please...	I'm not wearing underwear.  Okay? There, I said it.  Satisfied.
no.	Please...
it's much easier this way.  come on, step up...	No.
you pull me up.	It's much easier this way.  Come on, step up...
this isn't an attempt to be gallant. if i don't lift you, how are you going to get there?	You pull me up.
you first.	This isn't an attempt to be gallant. If I don't lift you, how are you going to get there?
i'll give you a boost.	You first.
are you suggesting we wait till someone finds us?	I'll give you a boost.
"... wait for help."  wait for help. i'm not opening a door that specifically warns me not to.	Are you suggesting we wait till someone finds us?
if there was one.	"... wait for help."  Wait for help. I'm not opening a door that specifically warns me not to.
read what it says: "warning, do <u>not</u> attempt to open.  if elevator stops, use emergency... "	If there was one.
why not?	Read what it says: "Warning, do <u>not</u> attempt to open.  If elevator stops, use emergency... "
don't even think about it.	Why not?
long story.  i found this key in the mouth of a wooden harlequin.	Never mind.
it was a gift... from my brother.	How thoughtful.  The gift of inconvenience.
where'd you all go?  motherfucking frat boys.  you better hide.  is your life so pathetic that this is something you're willing to pay for?	It was a gift... from my brother.
how do you know that's the way?	Where'd you all go?  Motherfucking frat boys.  You better hide.  Is your life so pathetic that this is something you're willing to pay for?
home.	How do you know that's the way?
where are you going?	Home.
see you around.	Where are you going?
there's got to be a flashlight.	I don't understand why they're getting you involved.
you should be.	There's got to be a flashlight.
i'm sorry, about this...	You should be.
you mean, the guy who turned blue and <u>wet</u> himself... ?	I'm sorry, about this...
the lights went out, one hundred people all ran away...	You mean, the guy who turned blue and <u>wet</u> himself... ?
what are you talking about?	The lights went out, one hundred people all ran away...
it's run by a company... they play elaborate pranks.  things like this. i'm really only now finding out myself.	What are you talking about?
a game?	It's run by a company... they play elaborate pranks.  Things like this. I'm really only now finding out myself.
i was trying to tell you... it's a game.	A game?
what... is... happening... ?	I was trying to tell you... it's a game.
you've got to be kidding.	What... is... happening... ?
hold on...  they want your driver's license number.	You've got to be kidding.
let's talk to whoever can get this over with...	Hold on...  They want your driver's license number.
what <u>is</u> your problem?	Ten minutes ago, I'm looking forward to a quiet dinner.  I get a note...
this is nuts.	What <u>is</u> your problem?
alright... okay...	He's turning blue!
he's pissing his pants.  is that real enough for you?  call 911!	Alright... okay...
this can't be real...	He's pissing his pants.  Is that real enough for you?  Call 911!
don't just stand there, get help!	This can't be real...
oh, god... !	Don't just stand there, get help!
i don't think he's breathing.	Oh, God... !
do you know what to do?	I don't think he's breathing.
i don't know... he fell.	Do you know what to do?
what's with him?	I don't know... he fell.
excuse me, i need to explain...	Don't explain.  Fuck off.  Goodbye.
what's going on?  i'm going on my second job this month, and now i'm going on unemployment.	Excuse me, I need to explain...
i want to know what's going on.  are you part of this?	What's going on?  I'm going on my second job this month, and now I'm going on unemployment.
what are you babbling about, psycho?	I want to know what's going on.  Are you part of this?
i'm not sure how this works.  do you have something for me... ?  i got this note...	What are you babbling about, psycho?
oh, no... you.	I'm not sure how this works.  Do you have something for me... ?  I got this note...
pardon me... miss... ?	Oh, no... you.
terrific.  i now have a hundred dollar dry cleaning bill.	I said I was sorry...
it was an accident.	Terrific.  I now have a hundred dollar dry cleaning bill.
don't help me, just get more napkins. and soda water.	It was an accident.
a bad month.  you did the exact same thing to me last week.	Don't help me, just get more napkins. And soda water.
i apologize, sir, i'm having a bad day...	A bad month.  You did the exact same thing to me last week.
please, don't do that...	I apologize, sir, I'm having a bad day...
i'm so sorry.	Please, don't do that...
yeah, yeah.  she called a cab. said something about catching a plane.	Did she?
where's christine?  the waitress.	Yeah, yeah.  She called a cab. Said something about catching a plane.
oh, god yes please.  thanks, man. i'll take you up on that.	Where's Christine?  The waitress.
split it?	Oh, God yes please.  Thanks, man. I'll take you up on that.
yeah.	Split it?
really?	Yeah.
this... ?  oh, this is just... this is the bill.	Really?
what?	This... ?  Oh, this is just... this is the bill.
you know... how'd you manage the gun? i mean...	Baby, they were all over the house with metal detectors.  They switched your gun with a look-alike, rigged barrel, loaded with blanks.  Pop-gun.
i'm sorry, christ, i'm sorry!  how many more times do i have to say i'm sorry before you forgive me... ?	Stop it!
stop this.  it's not true...	I'm sorry, Christ, I'm sorry!  How many more times do I have to say I'm sorry before you forgive me... ?
because you hate me.  because you had to be here, when mom died.  because you had to do it alone.  well, don't you think if i'd known... i'd've been here too.  i'd have been here...	Stop this.  It's not true...
listen to yourself.   why would i do anything like what you're describing?	Because you hate me.  Because you had to be here, when mom died.  Because you had to do it alone.  Well, don't you think if I'd known... I'd've been here too.  I'd have been here...
you're behind this, aren't you?  you and your sick friends.  well, make it stop!	Listen to yourself.   Why would I do anything like what you're describing?
no, it doesn't!  those keys were put there.  i didn't even know...	You're behind this, aren't you?  You and your sick friends.  Well, make it stop!
no!  you're one of them.  of course, it makes perfect sense!	No, it doesn't!  Those keys were put there.  I didn't even know...
what?  connie...	No!  You're one of them.  Of course, it makes perfect sense!
you're part of it...	What?  Connie...
how did those... ?	You're part of it...
do you know how to change a tire?	No.  Do you?  Can't be too hard, can it?  I don't think we should be here out in the open like this.
really?	Do you know how to change a tire?
the phone's dead.	Really?
okay... okay.	The phone's dead.
we're going to figure this out.  get a grip on yourself.	Okay... okay.
how do you know?	We're going to figure this out.  Get a grip on yourself.
it's a flat tire.  that's all.	How do you know?
it's them.  they did this.	It's a flat tire.  That's all.
calm down.  why would they keep playing after you paid?	You think I know?  I paid them <u>more</u> to make it stop.
everything.  i'm a goddamn human-pinata...	Calm down.  Why would they keep playing after you paid?
what have they been doing to you?	Everything.  I'm a goddamn human-pinata...
it doesn't stop, nick.  i paid the bill, i gave 'em their money, but it all started again.  they won't leave me alone...	What have they been doing to you?
slow down, take a breath...	It doesn't stop, Nick.  I paid the bill, I gave 'em their money, but it all started again.  They won't leave me alone...
they fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you.  and then, just when you think it's done, that's when the <u>real</u> fucking begins.	Slow down, take a breath...
how do you mean, exactly?	They fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you.  And then, just when you think it's done, that's when the <u>real</u> fucking begins.
you dodged a bullet.	How do you mean, exactly?
yeah, almost...	You dodged a bullet.
c.r.s.  who do you think?  jesus h., thank your lucky charms.  to think what i almost got you into.	Yeah, almost...
who?	C.R.S.  Who do you think?  Jesus H., thank your lucky charms.  To think what I almost got you into.
they're methodical.  they're nothing if they're not that.	Who?
what are you doing?	They're methodical.  They're nothing if they're not that.
shhhhhhh.  wait... wait...	What are you doing?
what's this all about, connie?	Shhhhhhh.  Wait... wait...
just drive, man.  it's fucking nuts!	What's this all about, Connie?
tell me where we're going.	Just drive, man.  It's fucking nuts!
okay, okay... okay?  i just... you know i hate surprises.	I know...
do it for you.	Okay, okay... okay?  I just... you know I hate surprises.
i'm going to call.	Do it for YOU.
it doesn't matter...	I'm going to call.
i'll call them, okay?	It doesn't matter...
i thought you'd like this.  best thing i ever did.  if you don't want to do it, don't...	I'll call them, okay?
are you still on mediction?	Why would you say that?
but, will you?	Are you still on mediction?
i said i would...	But, will you?
will you?	I said I would...
okay.	Will you?
tell me you'll call.	Okay.
like a stroke?	Call them.  Trust me.
it's a profound life experience.	Like a stroke?
this isn't an escort service?	It's a profound life experience.
you've heard of it.  you've seen other people having it.  they're an entertainment service, but more than that.	This isn't an escort service?
fun?	You've heard of it.  You've seen other people having it.  They're an entertainment service, but more than that.
they make your life fun.  their only guarantee is you will not be bored.	Fun?
why?	They make your life fun.  Their only guarantee is you will not be bored.
trust me.  call that number.	Why?
"consumer recrreation services." what, do they make golf clubs?	Trust me.  Call that number.
call that number.	"Consumer Recrreation Services." What, do they make golf clubs?
for you.	You shouldn't have.
i don't need anything from you.  i was laying on a beach somewhere in spain, naked, and, it hit me -- nickie's birthday.  so, here i am, four layovers, twenty-seven hours flying and one donkey ride later. not necessarily in that order.	For you.
really?	I don't need anything from you.  I was laying on a beach somewhere in Spain, naked, and, it hit me -- Nickie's birthday.  So, here I am, four layovers, twenty-seven hours flying and one donkey ride later. Not necessarily in that order.
no.	Really?
you need anything?	No.
yeah.	You need anything?
connie... what brings you here?  is everything alright?	Yeah.
nowhere in particular.  don't you keep track of my whereabouts anymore?	Connie... what brings you here?  Is everything alright?
i redecorated.  what about you?	Nowhere in particular.  Don't you keep track of my whereabouts anymore?
too bad, i liked her.  so, you're all alone in the house of pain?	I redecorated.  What about you?
divorced.  remarried to some pediatrician or gynecologist, or pediatric gynaecologist, in sausalito.	Too bad, I liked her.  So, you're all alone in the House of Pain?
elizabeth?	Divorced.  Remarried to some pediatrician or gynecologist, or pediatric gynaecologist, in Sausalito.
never better.	Elizabeth?
how long's it been?  since mom died... four years?  how are you?	Never better.
about me?	How long's it been?  Since mom died... four years?  How are you?
so do you.  and to think i was worried...	About me?
you look good.	So do you.  And to think I was worried...
which grad-school?	You look good.
not after i'm done with it.  actually, i've been here.  in grad-school i bought crystal-meth from the maitre d'.	Which grad-school?
they'll be wanting it back.	Not after I'm done with it.  Actually, I've been here.  In grad-school I bought crystal-meth from the maitre d'.
they gave me a free jacket at the door.	They'll be wanting it back.
that's why it's a classic.  come on, man... how 'bout a hug... ?	They gave me a free jacket at the door.
"seymour butts."  i never get tired of that one.	That's why it's a classic.  Come on, man... how 'bout a hug... ?
happy birthday, man.	"Seymour Butts."  I never get tired of that one.
conrad, what a surprise.  gesundheit.	Happy Birthday, man.
hey there, nickie.	Conrad, what a surprise.  Gesundheit.
how much is it?  a few thousand, at least.  a rolex like that... lucky for you they missed it.	Yes, very lucky.
and, they didn't take that watch?	How much is it?  A few thousand, at least.  A Rolex like that... lucky for you they missed it.
yes.	And, they didn't take that watch?
we'll help with the police, if you want to bother.  as far as money goes... can i make a suggestion?  you say you were mugged?	Yes.
i don't speak spanish.  all i need is to get back... just enough for that.	We'll help with the police, if you want to bother.  As far as money goes... can I make a suggestion?  You say you were mugged?
have you gone to the police?	I don't speak Spanish.  All I need is to get back... just enough for that.
yes.	Have you gone to the police?
robbed?	Yes.
what happened was, i'm on vacation, alone... i was robbed, at gunpoint. they hit me and ran.  two men, a few blocks away.  they took my wallet, money... all of it.  so...	Robbed?
it always is.	What happened was, I'm on vacation, alone... I was robbed, at gunpoint. They hit me and ran.  Two men, a few blocks away.  They took my wallet, money... all of it.  So...
well, where to begin.  it's complicated...	It always is.
no money, no identification or passport.  you are in a fix.  what did happen to you?	Well, where to begin.  It's complicated...
i'll call.  i really will.	I know.
happy birthday, nicholas.	I'll call.  I really will.
you're going?  well, thanks again.  good to see you, rachel...  thanks for coming, mel.  i'll get your car back.  right now it's, uh... at the zoo.  sorry.	Happy Birthday, Nicholas.
we have to head out... just wanted to say goodbye.	You're going?  Well, thanks again.  Good to see you, Rachel...  Thanks for coming, Mel.  I'll get your car back.  Right now it's, uh... at the zoo.  Sorry.
i'll explain someday.	I hope.
yes.	I'll explain someday.
it's just a t.v.  he's just an actor.	Yes.
it would mean a lot to me... if you and i could be friends.  if i could have you back in my life... in some small way.  it would be important.	Of course, Nick...
there's nothing to forgive.	It would mean a lot to me... if you and I could be friends.  If I could have you back in my life... in some small way.  It would be important.
the last few days, um... i've been thinking... had a lot of spare time.  i want to tell you... i'm starting to understand why you left me.  i've been resenting you for it, maybe, but ... i want to apologize, for all of it.  for shutting you out, for not being there.  i...  anyway, i hope you can forgive me.	There's nothing to forgive.
i know, look at me, well...  what happened?  i don't know.  i don't even really know.  i have some things to try to take care of... i need the car a little while.	Of course you can have it if you need it.  Can I get you something to eat?
what happened to you, nick?  i mean, look at yourself...	I know, look at me, well...  What happened?  I don't know.  I don't even really know.  I have some things to try to take care of... I need the car a little while.
i need your car, elizabeth.	What happened to you, Nick?  I mean, look at yourself...
guess!	Like, this way... sort of...
it was a different floor then...	Guess!
where'd you pick up your checks?	It was a different floor then...
i told you, they hired me over the phone.  i never met anyone.	Where'd you pick up your checks?
where?	I told you, they hired me over the phone.  I never met anyone.
you don't need me...	Shut up.  Cuff him to the rail.
what are you gonna do anyway?  you won't get your money back.	I don't want money.  I'm pulling back the curtain.  I'm here to meet the wizard.
drive in.	What are you gonna do anyway?  You won't get your money back.
tell them the cops are after you... tell them you've got to talk to someone, i'm threatening to blow the whistle.	What whistle?  There's no fucking whistle.  This is fucking dangerous.
no, i can't.  i'm sorry and all, but...	Tell them the cops are after you... tell them you've got to talk to someone, I'm threatening to blow the whistle.
they know you... you worked for them. you can get me in.	No, I can't.  I'm sorry and all, but...
they own the whole building.  they just move from floor to floor.	They know you... you worked for them. You can get me in.
how do i find them?  their offices are empty.	They own the whole building.  They just move from floor to floor.
goddamnit, why do they do that?	How do I find them?  Their offices are empty.
nobody knows, pal.  nobody gets the big picture...  jason, tommy, cut it out!	Goddamnit, why do they do that?
i'm tired of dealing with peons.  i need to get to whoever's in charge.	Nobody knows, pal.  Nobody gets the big picture...  Jason, Tommy, cut it out!
look, it was just a job.  nothing personal, ya know?  i play my part, improvise a little.  that's what i'm good at.	I'm tired of dealing with peons.  I need to get to whoever's in charge.
hey, everyone -- snack time!  here... here you go...	Look, it was just a job.  Nothing personal, ya know?  I play my part, improvise a little.  That's what I'm good at.
get rid of them.	Hey, everyone -- snack time!  Here... here you go...
you mean, <u>dis</u>satisfied.	That's right -- you're a left-brain word fetishist.
it's never happened.  we've never had an unsatisfied customer.	You mean, <u>dis</u>satisfied.
you mean, i don't like it, he doesn't pay?	It's never happened.  We've never had an unsatisfied customer.
one guarantee.  payment's entirely at your brother's discretion and, as a gift, dependent on your satisfaction.	You mean, I don't like it, he doesn't pay?
don't worry.  it's been terrific spending the entire day with your "crack team".	It's all down to this...
sorry to keep you waiting.	Don't worry.  It's been terrific spending the entire day with your "crack team".
physical?	Cursory examination.  Turn-your-head- and-cough sort of thing.  You'll be out of here in no time.
an hour for those... maybe another for the physical.	Physical?
how long will these take?	An hour for those... maybe another for the physical.
first, admit to yourself that it sounds intriguing.  second, you don't have to decide today.  take the silly tests, fill out the forms.  one day, the game begins.  you either love it or hate it.  decide then.  we're like an experimental book-of-the-month- club; drop out at any time with no further obligation.  that was my sales pitch.	How long will these take?
do you really expect me to participate without knowing a single thing?	First, admit to yourself that it sounds intriguing.  Second, you don't have to decide today.  Take the silly tests, fill out the forms.  One day, the game begins.  You either love it or hate it.  Decide then.  We're like an experimental Book-of-the-Month- Club; drop out at any time with no further obligation.  That was my sales pitch.
may i make two suggestions... ?	Do you really expect me to participate without knowing a single thing?
and if nothing's lacking?	May I make two suggestions... ?
we provide whatever's lacking.	And if nothing's lacking?
humor me with specifics.	We provide whatever's lacking.
it's different every time.	Humor me with specifics.
what kind of vacation?	It's different every time.
tailored specifically to each participant.  think of it as a great vacation, except you don't go to it, it comes to you.	What kind of vacation?
a game?	Tailored specifically to each participant.  Think of it as a great vacation, except you don't go to it, it comes to you.
oh... it's a game.	A game?
no, i mean, what is it for?  what are you selling?	Oh... it's a game.
we want a sense of your overall capabilities, limitations, turn-ons, turn-offs...	No, I mean, what is it FOR?  What are you selling?
what's all this for?	We want a sense of your overall capabilities, limitations, turn-ons, turn-offs...
i don't write the questions.  i just review them.	What's all this for?
no, thank you.	You need to fill out those forms. Application, psych-tests: M.M.P.I. and T.A.T.  For the financial questionnaire, don't answer anything you don't feel like.  We'll run a T.R.W....
your brother was a client with our london branch.  we do a sort of informal scoring.  his numbers were outstanding.  sure you're not hungry at all... ? tung hoy, best in chinatown...	No, thank you.
what is?	Your brother was a client with our London branch.  We do a sort of informal scoring.  His numbers were outstanding.  Sure you're not hungry at all... ? Tung Hoy, best in Chinatown...
v-a-n... o-r-t-o-n...  a gift from conrad van orton. interesting...	What is?
i'm not quite sure how this works. my brother...	Oh, here we go...
jim feingold, v.p., e.d.a. engineering and data analysis.	I'm not quite sure how this works. My brother...
isn't this what you like?  they told me you had a thing for boats.	First they try to kill me, now you?  Put your damn clothes back on.
don't take another step.	Isn't this what you like?  They told me you had a thing for boats.
don't be nervous.  they said you'd be nervous.	Don't take another step.
i can't tell you how <u>not</u> interested i am.	Don't be nervous.  They said you'd be nervous.
i've been so lonely.	I can't tell you how <u>not</u> interested I am.
they were my husband's.  my late husband... may he rest in peace.	I've been so lonely.
you know, these fit... perfectly.	They were my husband's.  My late husband... may he rest in peace.
let's get you dried off first.  i might have some clothes below.	You know, these fit... perfectly.
i need the police.	Let's get you dried off first.  I might have some clothes below.
didn't i give you two?	No, you didn't...
is there a room key?	Didn't I give you two?
hm?	Is there a room key?
the key?	Hm?
show mr. van orton to his room.	The key?
ah, mr. van orton.  here you go...	Have we met?
goodnight.  see you home.	Goodnight.  Where was she?
did you worry about him?	Nobody worried about your father.
you're not like him at all.  i don't know exactly what's going on around here lately, but don't make me start worrying about you.	Did you worry about him?
i'm just like him.	You're not like him at all.  I don't know exactly what's going on around here lately, but don't make me start worrying about you.
not much, i think.	I'm just like him.
sometimes i wonder how much of him there is in me.	Not much, I think.
no.  what happened... no one expected it.	Sometimes I wonder how much of him there is in me.
was he morose, or...?  i mean...	No.  What happened... no one expected it.
your mother thought he was a good man.  he worked very hard.  what i remember most was his manner was so... slight.  it was easy to spend time in a room, and not realize he'd been there the whole time.	Was he morose, or...?  I mean...
he came to my mind recently, that's all.	Your mother thought he was a good man.  He worked very hard.  What I remember most was his manner was so... slight.  It was easy to spend time in a room, and not realize he'd been there the whole time.
all the time i've known you, you've never once asked about him.	He came to my mind recently, that's all.
i'm not sure.	All the time I've known you, you've never once asked about him.
what makes you ask?	I'm not sure.
i don't know what you're talking about.  what's happened?	There's been a break in.  Lock this door and stay here.  Don't move a muscle.
did the alarm go off?  the house... they... you didn't see... ?	I don't know what you're talking about.  What's happened?
yes. what do you mean?  what's wrong?	Did the alarm go off?  The house... they... you didn't see... ?
ilsa... you're alright?	Yes. What do you mean?  What's wrong?
mr. van orton... ?	Ilsa... you're alright?
no, thank you.  goodnight.	Goodnight then.
i've finished for the evening.  will you be needing anything else?	No, thank you.  Goodnight.
fine.	I've finished for the evening.  Will you be needing anything else?
is everything alright?	Fine.
okay.  i think he's into some sort of new personal improvement cult.	Well... send my love, if you see him again.
you did?  how is he?	Okay.  I think he's into some sort of new personal improvement cult.
dinner's in the oven.	Thank you.  Goodnight.
thank you.	Have a nice day.
look, where is he?!	There was an incident a few days ago... a nervous breakdown, they said.  The police took him.  They left this address, in case anyone...
he couldn't, or refused to pay.  we extended credit...	Look, where is he?!
his behavior... ?	He couldn't, or refused to pay.  We extended credit...
there were complaints by other guests, and damage to his room.  we did the best we could to accommodate his behavior.	His behavior... ?
where's my brother?	There were complaints by other guests, and damage to his room.  We did the best we could to accommodate his behavior.
it's a private matter, for you... i think you'll be more comfortable...	Where's my brother?
what's this about?	It's a private matter, for you... I think you'll be more comfortable...
your brother.  will you come with me?	What's this about?
pleasure to meet you, i'd like to see my brother, thank you.	Your brother.  Will you come with me?
you're here for conrad van orton? i'm the hotel manager...	Pleasure to meet you, I'd like to see my brother, thank you.
what's the trouble?	You're here for Conrad Van Orton? I'm the hotel manager...
pardon me?  i'm afraid i don't...	Cancel lunch.  Make reservations at Campton Place for me and Mr. Butts.
"under the bleachers"... by seymour butts.	Pardon me?  I'm afraid I don't...
a mister... seymour butts.	"Under the Bleachers"... by Seymour Butts.
what gentleman, maria?	A Mister... Seymour Butts.
a gentleman left a message requesting a lunch, but i assured him...	What gentleman, Maria?
what?	A gentleman left a message requesting a lunch, but I assured him...
i wouldn't mention the following, except he was very insistent.  it's obviously some sort of prank...	What?
i don't like her.	I wouldn't mention the following, except he was very insistent.  It's obviously some sort of prank...
your ex-wife.	I know who she is.  Take a message.
i'll send your regrets.  honestly, why must i even bother?	Because, if you don't know about society, you don't have the satisfaction of avoiding it.
let me think...  hordes of men in tuxedos.  everyone's droning.  ludwell's trying to break the ice by reciting an off-color limerick...	I'll send your regrets.  Honestly, why must I even bother?
the hinchberger wedding.	Let me think...  Hordes of men in tuxedos.  Everyone's droning.  Ludwell's trying to break the ice by reciting an off-color limerick...
no.	The Hinchberger wedding.
the fitzwilliam botanical garden annual fundraiser.	No.
no.	The Fitzwilliam Botanical Garden Annual Fundraiser.
invitations: the museum gala.	No.
hey... !	Nice touch.  Does the game use real bullets... ?
friend... why don't you back off.	Hey... !
is alan baer "the game?"  is that what this is?	Friend... why don't you back off.
look... what i'm doing is none of your business...	Is Alan Baer "the Game?"  Is that what this is?
i don't know what you're talking about.  i'm just driving...	Look... what I'm doing is none of your business...
why are you following me?	I don't know what you're talking about.  I'm just driving...
what the fuck... ?!	Why are you following me?
bravo, young man.  you have to tell me what this was all about sometime.  i want you to know... when it looked there for awhile like you were going slowly insane... i was fully prepared to have you committed to the <u>finest</u> mental-health facility available.  i mean that sincerely, don't thank me.	You warm my heart.
illegal surveillance, reckless endangerment...	Attempted murder.
he hasn't called back.	What about the house?
very well.  if you tell me not to worry, i shan't.	Sam...  Thank you.
it's what they do.  it's like... being toyed with by a bunch of...  depraved children.	Very well.  If you tell me not to worry, I shan't.
you're joking.	It's what they do.  It's like... being toyed with by a bunch of...  Depraved children.
christ... i can't believe it... invisible ink?	You're joking.
just what i told you.	Nothing else?
sounds like they make tennis rackets. what do we know?	Just what I told you.
find out about a company called c.r.s.  consumer recreation services.	Sounds like they make tennis rackets. What do we know?
you know you can.	Find out about a company called C.R.S.  Consumer Recreation Services.
someone's playing hardball.  it's complicated.  can i ask a favor?	You know you can.
it was a misunderstanding.	Someone's playing hardball.  It's complicated.  Can I ask a favor?
how concerned should i be?	It was a misunderstanding.
nicholas...	That you've involved Conrad... is unforgivable.  I am now your enemy.
what's happened...	Follow me.
don't ask.	I checked it personally.
attractive...	Don't ask.
wanted to wish you luck.  not that you'll need it.	Attractive...
i wasn't expecting you.	Wanted to wish you luck.  Not that you'll need it.
anything wrong... ?	Nothing.  Nothing at all.
what?	<u>Every</u> year is a good year.
you know what i love about wine that comes in bottles like this?	What?
these old victorian houses are great, aren't they?	It's not Victorian, everyone thinks that the whole nineteenth century was Victorian.  This is gothic, this is English Craftsman, this is Romanesque.  This is... insane.  Who lives here?
greetings fellow insomniac.	Greetings fellow sheep counter.
hi.  i'm todd aubochon.	Greetings fellow insomniac.
modelling small-group dynamics in the formation of narrative hallucinations.  you brought us here to scare us.  insomnia, that was just a decoy issue.  you're disgusting.	Is this true?  I've been hypnotized?
welcome home eleanor.  welcome home?  i've never been here.  who did this?	It's somebody's idea of a joke.
couldn't get the last ones.  you?	I did okay.
come on.  these are the typically sentimental gestures of a depraved industrialist.	Couldn't get the last ones.  You?
the children.  the children hugh crain built the house for.  the children he never had.	Come on.  These are the typically sentimental gestures of a depraved industrialist.
i only saw theo drive up.	Who's Watts?
well, i... uh...	Obsessive worrier.  Join the club.  And you?  I'd guess...
and what kind of sleeper?	Well, I... uh...
uh... nell vance...	And what kind of sleeper?
hi, luke sanderson, bad sleeper, i'm your basic tosser-turner, and you are...	Uh... Nell Vance...
you're not telling us something.	Watts.  Those were his keys Nell found.  His roommate called and said Watts left when he was supposed to.  I think he's here.
it's not going to hold your weight.	Just stay there, Nell!
it's a question.	She got the child labor stuff from me.
is that the question of compassion or science?	It's a question.
you get your money.	Is that the question of compassion or science?
do we still get paid for the week?	You get your money.
i gave my key to the gate to todd, but the dudleys'll be here in the morning.	Do we still get paid for the week?
and those are luke's and mine.	There's a carriage house around back.
do you need me anymore?  cause i'm going to bed.  they can stay up talking another 45 minutes if they want, but i gotta try to get some sleep.	Go ahead.
why?	I've read your tests.
because... well, i know i can trust you.	Why?
sure.	Because... well, I know I can trust you.
luke, can i talk to you?	Sure.
yeah.	Luke, can I talk to you?
that could have been worse.	Yeah.
so why did you need the addam's family mansion for a scientific test?	I thought it best to be isolated, to be in a location with a definite sense of history, and I wanted to make sure that it wasn't so pleasant you'd all sleep too easily.  You'll be taking a variety of tests, none of them harmful, and you've got the house, the grounds, and each other to keep you company.
and this is my assistant, mary lambretta.	Greetings.
nell!	We can't stay here looking for her.  She doesn't want to be found...
was sure she'd be in here.	Where in the hell can she be.
nell --	-- how much is this car worth?
you used the wrong test.	Will the two of you shut up!  God damn it!  Maybe the tests were right, Marrow.  She's sensitive, she's vulnerable, but I don't think she's suicidal and I didn't have to test her.  Maybe she wasn't trying to kill herself. Maybe she was really scared. Maybe she really heard voices.
you want company?	Maybe someday.
yeah.	You want company?
all night?	Yeah.
that depends on your definition of ghosts.  i'm going to check on her, and then i'm going to stay awake.	All night?
you don't really believe it's haunted... do you believe in ghosts?	That depends on your definition of ghosts.  I'm going to check on her, and then I'm going to stay awake.
we're fucked.  we're in a haunted house and we can't get out until the morning.	You don't really believe it's haunted... Do you believe in ghosts?
mister very talky, would you please say what it is about this study that bothers you?	The whole thing feels like experimental misdirection.  Like he says it's about one thing, a psychological profile of environmental effects on insomnia... and that'd be a legitimate study, but I think that we've been subjected to an academic bait and switch; he's really looking at something else.
so could you!  is this some fucked up idea of art, putting someone else's name to a painting?	No.
you could have.	So could you!  Is this some fucked up idea of art, putting someone else's name to a painting?
i didn't do it.	You could have.
well, this lot is full!	He must have left.  Didn't like the looks of the place or something.
hey!  i heard screaming...	Luke.
he said that hugh crain... hugh crain was a monster.  he said that he was a brutal, horrible man.  he told me that crain drove his workers to early deaths.  crain had children chained to the looms in his mill.  and listen to this: his beautiful rene killed herself.	And why didn't Marrow tell <u>us</u>? Doesn't he trust women?  That fuck.
the rest of you may hate your insomnia, but i find it the best time of the day for me.  i'm alone.  nobody's talking to me but myself.  my mind is racing with ideas, and i can think.	Nah, you're going crazy with doubt, all of your mistakes are coming back up the pipes, and it's worse than a nightmare. --
i have a bad feeling about what you're doing.	This is the last chapter.  Please, please give me clearance.  It's for science.
she needed a job, malcolm.  and she's smart.  and she helps me.	I have a bad feeling about what you're doing.
i, i just can't...	She needed a job, Malcolm.  And she's smart.  And she helps me.
no.	I, I just can't...
does she know that's why you're using her?	No.
no, but she does, and that's all that matters.	Does she know that's why you're using her?
you don't believe in the paranormal.	No, but she does, and that's all that matters.
and after she was thrown out, she needed a job.	You don't believe in the paranormal.
why are you working with her? mary lambretta was thrown out of the department for trying to get a ph.d. in psychic studies.	And after she was thrown out, she needed a job.
mary, i'll meet you outside.	Why are you working with her? Mary Lambretta was thrown out of the department for trying to get a Ph.D. in psychic studies.
are you working with her?	Mary, I'll meet you outside.
but if the group knows it's being studied as a group, you contaminate the results.  the deception is minor.	Are you working with her?
not the way you've constructed your group, it's just not ethical!	But if the group knows it's being studied as a group, you contaminate the results.  The deception is minor.
no, malcolm!  individual performance is only part of it.  i know why baseball players choke for no reason, i know why violinists throw up with fear before every concert, and need to, to give a great performance, but what i want to know is, how fear works in a group...	Not the way you've constructed your group, it's just not ethical!
and that will be a good place to end this study.	No, Malcolm!  Individual performance is only part of it.  I know why baseball players choke for no reason, I know why violinists throw up with fear before every concert, and need to, to give a great performance, but what I want to know is, how fear works in a group...
malcolm, this is essential work i'm doing.  just think what my research can do for education. elementary school classrooms near train tracks or airports, where loud noise is random; this helps to prove the need for sound insulation if the children are ever going to learn to read.	And that will be a good place to end this study.
it's still an electric shock!	Come on Malcolm, it's only seven ohms, it's nothing, it's like a joy buzzer!  And it's not about the pain, it's about the interference with concentration...
what'll happen to us, nell?	Nothing, if you leave right now. There's a war going on all around us.  Don't get in the way, please.
come on.	No --
my mother used to hum this to me. like her mother hummed it to her. and my great grandmother carolyn hummed it to her.	Come on.
no.	My mother used to hum this to me. Like her mother hummed it to her. And my great grandmother Carolyn hummed it to her.
nell, the first time i ever spoke with you in person was the night we met here.	Then who called me?
but you told me to look in the paper!  you told me i'd be perfect!	Nell, the first time I ever spoke with you in person was the night we met here.
the children want me.  they're calling me.  they need me.	Nell.  You will come here now.
why would we want to do that, nell?	Because that's where he burned them up, the child laborers from his mills!  Because that's where their bones are!  He killed <i>hundreds</i>.  He took them here and he killed them.  Their bones are in the fireplace!
i hadn't done a study of how group fear affects individual performance.  mass hysteria is like a story, nell.  a communal story.  someone starts it.  then we all add a little more to it. and then for some reason -- no one knows how -- we start believing it.  this story shapes what we see and hear.  we interpret everything through it, make it fit the story. i started our story when i gave you the history of hill house. you've added to it.  that's what this experiment has all been about.  that's what it was about, the experiment's over.  i'm pulling the plug.  this is my fault.	It's not real?  Crain?  He's not real?
nell... please, nell... take a deep breath...	And they're all locked together in here... and he won't let go of them!
what is that tune?	I don't know.  A lullaby I guess. My mother used to hum it to me. And her mother before that, and so on.  Hugh Crain, would you care to dance?
it doesn't matter.  even if they're tormenting me, someone wants me.  what i do with this is up to me.  i can be a victim, or i can be a volunteer.  and i want to be the volunteer.	What is that tune?
i don't know.	It doesn't matter.  Even if they're tormenting me, someone wants me.  What I do with this is up to me.  I can be a victim, or I can be a volunteer.  And I want to be the volunteer.
why?	I don't know.
someone is playing with you.	Why?
you'll never see it again.  mr. dudley's taking care of it.  i'm sorry, nell.  can i show you something you'd like to see?	Sure.
welcome home.	You'll never see it again.  Mr. Dudley's taking care of it.  I'm sorry, Nell.  Can I show you something you'd like to see?
it was.	Welcome Home.
it was a stupid thing to do.	It was.
i don't know.	It was a stupid thing to do.
let's say it wasn't you.  who did it?	I don't know.
i wish i were.  i wish i had done it, then i could confess and you'd be at peace.  that great moral philosopher frank sinatra once said to someone he loved, i wish you had an enemy, so i could beat him up.	Let's say it wasn't you.  Who did it?
are you coming to confess?	I wish I were.  I wish I had done it, then I could confess and you'd be at peace.  That great moral philosopher Frank Sinatra once said to someone he loved, I wish you had an enemy, so I could beat him up.
i'm sorry.  i'm messing up the study.	No you're not.  Something moved you.  You saw something.
hmm.	I'm sorry.  I'm messing up the study.
i got more scared.	Hmm.
and then what happened?	I got more scared.
yes.	And then what happened?
like she smelled it too?	Yes.
i looked at theo.  she had a look on her face.	Like she smelled it too?
what happened after you smelled it?	I looked at Theo.  She had a look on her face.
i wasn't thinking about my mother's bathroom.	What happened after you smelled it?
so... smell... is... smell is the sense that triggers the most powerful memories.  and a memory can trigger a smell.	I wasn't thinking about my mother's bathroom.
in the bathroom in my mother's room, the toilet was next to an old wooden table.  it smelled like that wood.	So... smell... is... Smell is the sense that triggers the most powerful memories.  And a memory can trigger a smell.
all right...	In the bathroom in my mother's room, the toilet was next to an old wooden table.  It smelled like that wood.
it was very specific.	All right...
what did it smell like?	It was very specific.
that smell... oh, god.	What did it smell like?
nell!  what's wrong?	That smell... oh, God.
sorry.	For an American you do a good imitation of the British at their most apologetic.  Pardon me.  Excuse me, sorry, sorry...
theo i think.  you've asked us that three times, doctor marrow. what's going on?	How do you feel about Luke's suggestion that it was just the old plumbing?  Water hammer, something like that?
the cold sensation.  who felt it first?	Theo I think.  You've asked us that three times, Doctor Marrow. What's going on?
all the carvings.	But there's a sad catch to the story.
you wrote that you had trouble sleeping.	Yes, because someone was always keeping me awake.  Ever since I was little.  That was my job.  I took care of my mother and I had to be there for her all night long, and she woke up all the time.  And after she died, well, it's been a few months, but I still, I still wake up, it's... a habit.  I know we've only known each other a couple of hours, but I'm really glad to be with people who let me talk about this.  I'm really happy to be here with you.
i'm really... honored to be part of this study, jim.	Well... we're glad to have you.
nell.  good enough.  and i'm jim.	I'm really... honored to be part of this study, Jim.
you can call me nell, dr. marrow.	Nell.  Good enough.  And I'm Jim.
eleanor, how was the drive?	You can call me Nell, Dr. Marrow.
what happened?	There were no children.  Rene died, and <u>then</u> Hugh Crain built all of this, and then he died. His heart was broken.
this is where we're going?	Yes.  It's perfect, isn't it?
that?  that's hill house.	This is where we're going?
what's this?  what's this... this picture?	That?  That's Hill House.
here's how they're organized. groups of five, very different personalities: scored all over the kiersey temperament sorter just like you asked for.  and they all score high on the insomnia charts.	Good.
because it's my phone.  yes... mrs. dudley, just leave the boxes inside, thank you.  see you soon.  thank you.	Here's how they're organized. Groups of five, very different personalities: scored all over the Kiersey Temperament Sorter just like you asked for.  And they all score high on the insomnia charts.
how'd i know it was for you?	Because it's my phone.  Yes... Mrs. Dudley, just leave the boxes inside, thank you.  See you soon.  Thank you.
yes, this is doctor marrow.	How'd I know it was for you?
test it.	Yes, this is Doctor Marrow.
you hear the vibrations in the wire.  there's a magnetic pulse in the wires, you feel it.  i could test it.	Test it.
what?	You're going to publish, he's going to perish... And why did you hire me for this?
you know what he's really upset about?	What?
i'm a scientist.  i just conducted an experiment.  now i have to write it up.	But the experiment was a failure.
i'm not going back to new york city.  i'm going to find an apartment with a little flower garden, where you can just see the ocean and at night, when the wind comes in just right, you can hear the sound of the harbor.  what about you?	I'm a scientist.  I just conducted an experiment.  Now I have to write it up.
oh god, we can't get out!	Nell, what do we do?
he's wandering around the house, and nell heard him.  she thought it was ghosts.  let's go look for him again.	No.  If he's lost somewhere in the house... he'll have to stay lost until tomorrow, until the night is over.  What we have to do now is be together, with Nell.
she needs help.	I'll take her with me to the University tomorrow.  I can't believe I read the test wrong.  I didn't see anything that looked like she was suicidal.
is she asleep?	Yes.  But I promised I wouldn't let her alone the whole night.
your fear of him was real.  that's all the ghost anyone needs.	How could you do this to people?
get a blanket!	It's okay... we're all here...
maybe they're mary's.	Mary came with me.
well this is a cozy breakfast.	Good morning, Theo.  Luke.
when do we take the tests?	Every day.  Basically we'll be hanging out together like we have so far this evening.
have either of you seen david watts?	No, but Nell's been here longer than I have.
why?	Can't say.  Haven't been here that long.  Well, it's Labor Day, gotta get to work.
she was unhappy.	Why?
yes.	She was unhappy.
why'd she kill herself?	Yes.
why?	Why'd she kill herself?
who?	Rene Crain.  Up there.  Rope. Ship's hawser.  Hard to tie. Don't know how she got it.
that's where she hanged herself.	Who?
is there something about the house?	Mrs. Dudley'll be waiting for you.
that's a good question.  what is it about fences?  sometimes a locked chain makes people on both sides of the fence just a little more comfortable.  why would that be?	Is there something about the house?
why do you need a chain like that?	That's a good question.  What is it about fences?  Sometimes a locked chain makes people on both sides of the fence just a little more comfortable.  Why would that be?
yeah, i'm mister dudley, the caretaker.  what are you doing here?	I'm with Dr. Marrow's group.  I'm supposed to check in with Mrs. Dudley up at the house.  Is she here?
are you mister dudley, the caretaker?	Yeah, I'm Mister Dudley, the caretaker.  What are you doing here?
me?  no.  what are you doing here?	Are you Mister Dudley, the caretaker?
oh!  you scared me.	Me?  No.  What are you doing here?
what do you want?	Oh!  You scared me.
no one could.  no one lives any nearer than town.	No one will come any nearer than that.
why would we --	-- no one could.  No one lives any nearer than town.  No one will come any nearer than that.  In the night.  In the dark.
it's a job.  i keep banker's hours.  i set dinner on the dining room sideboard at six.  you can serve yourselves.  breakfast is ready at nine.  i don't wait on people.  i don't stay after dinner.  not after it begins to get dark.  i leave before dark comes.  we live in town.  nine miles.  so there won't be anyone around if you need help.  we couldn't even hear you, in the night.	Why would we --
well, i've never lived with beauty.  you must love working here.	It's a job.  I keep banker's hours.  I set dinner on the dining room sideboard at six.  You can serve yourselves.  Breakfast is ready at nine.  I don't wait on people.  I don't stay after dinner.  Not after it begins to get dark.  I leave before dark comes.  We live in town.  Nine miles.  So there won't be anyone around if you need help.  We couldn't even hear you, in the night.
i've seen 'em.  lot to dust.	Well, I've never lived with beauty.  You must love working here.
they're so beautiful.  aren't they?	I've seen 'em.  Lot to dust.
mrs. dudley.	So far.
it's make the soup or answer the door.  can't do both.	Mrs. Dudley.
oh, theo.  you know i don't have an apartment.	Then let's go get you one.
what'd you come back for, babe?	Just had to be sure.
they're all in here.  all the ones he killed.  they're just children! we have to help them!	Come on!  Why are we waiting?
i don't think i want any.	I do.
i'm going to stay with you until you fall asleep.  and then i'm going to get some brandy.	I don't think I want any.
nell, it makes sense.  it all makes sense.  you and i, we were scaring each other, working each other up.	-- but the painting!
this is real, i'm not making it up!  theo, you saw it!  you were there -- the banging and last night.  you, you all saw the painting!	Nell, it makes sense.  It all makes sense.  You and I, we were scaring each other, working each other up.
nell, what happened?	Carolyn showed me where she hid him, hid him with all the ones he killed --
then who is?  come on, nell.  deep down, if you really thought it wasn't jim, why wouldn't you be leaving right this second?  why wouldn't you be afraid?  really afraid.	Because I don't want to ruin things.  Because home is where the heart is.
marrow said the same thing as last night, he <u>says</u> --  -- that he checked with mrs. dudley.  and he says that she told him that all the fireplaces in the west wing connect to the main chimney.  he says that he thinks that the flue was open, and with the windstorm, he says that what probably happened was some kind of freak air current --	-- What do you think?
i think so.	Okay.
are you sure?	I think so.
my place isn't like yours, nell, it doesn't have a view of sea.  it doesn't have a view of anything. what's interesting about the way i live is what goes on inside the walls.  living with me... my boundaries aren't very well defined, nell.  do you know what i mean?	I'm trying.  Have you ever kept something to yourself because you were afraid it'd ruin things.
i don't know, you know...	My place isn't like yours, Nell, it doesn't have a view of sea.  It doesn't have a view of anything. What's interesting about the way I live is what goes on inside the walls.  Living with me... My boundaries aren't very well defined, Nell.  Do you know what I mean?
you want to move to new york, you want to move in with me?	I don't know, you know...
i'll take that as a compliment.  in the city, what kind of place do you live in?	I have a loft.
me too.  although i learned one thing about you, that you don't know about yourself.  you can be a pretty decent bitch.	I'll take that as a compliment.  In the city, what kind of place do you live in?
i'm sorry i was mad at you, theo.	Me too.  Although I learned one thing about you, that you don't know about yourself.  You can be a pretty decent bitch.
red.  what else?	I'm sorry I was mad at you, Theo.
well?	Red.  What else?
i've never had a pedicure before.	Well?
just think about one thing right now: what color?	I've never had a pedicure before.
i don't know what to think anymore.	Just think about one thing right now: What color?
well, it wasn't me.  mister dudley had to clean it and he knows that he's in charge of all the messes so why would he make more work for himself and...  you said the good doctor was with you.	I don't know what to think anymore.
there's hundreds of them.  this must be a record of the children who died at the mills, like luke said.	Before he painted your name over Mister Crain.
that's so sad.	There's hundreds of them.  This must be a record of the children who died at the mills, like Luke said.
why?	I don't know.  You've been alone for a long time, maybe you want attention.  Maybe he did it...
maybe you did it yourself.	Why?
theo... did you?	Maybe you did it yourself.
is it over?	No, it's getting worse.
maybe he never came in.  if he'd come in, he would have left his bags at the door, right?  or maybe he got here early, and went for a walk, and fell.  maybe he's outside.	Is it over?
david?	Maybe he never came in.  If he'd come in, he would have left his bags at the door, right?  Or maybe he got here early, and went for a walk, and fell.  Maybe he's outside.
david.	David?  David Watts?  Can you hear us?  David!  Daviiiiid!
what's his first name?	David.
watts?	What's his first name?
how could he have left without his keys?	Two sets.  I don't know.  Maybe they're not even his.
yes.  i feel realy rested, too. theo?	I guess.  Oh, your hair!  It looks good.
if this was some sort of joke, i'm going to kill him.	You know it wasn't a joke, Theo.
good night, theo.	You, too.  Happy tossing and turning.
no.  the world has missed you.	Good night, Theo.
yes.  i've missed it.	No.  The world has missed you.
you've been out of the world for a long time, haven't you?	Yes.  I've missed it.
a monster?  but he built this for the woman he loved, like the taj mahal.	The Taj Mahal wasn't a palace, it was a tomb.  Why didn't he tell us?
i love this house.  i really love this house.	You're okay.
jeez.	I know.
a blank canvas!  i could paint your portrait, directly on you. or maybe not.  so, you?  husbands? boyfriends?  girlfriends?  where do you live?	I don't have anyone.  But I do have a little apartment of my own.  It has a little flower garden.  You can just see the ocean.  At night, when the wind comes in just right, you can hear the buoys in the harbor.
no.	A blank canvas!  I could paint your portrait, directly on you. Or maybe not.  So, you?  Husbands? Boyfriends?  Girlfriends?  Where do you live?
my boyfriend thinks so, my girlfriend doesn't.  if we could all live together... but... they hate each other.  it's hard to be miss perversity when you're the only one at the party.  d'you know what i mean?	No.
ohh, sure, you have trouble with commitment.	My boyfriend thinks so, my girlfriend doesn't.  If we could all live together... but... they hate each other.  It's hard to be Miss Perversity when you're the only one at the party.  D'you know what I mean?
don't tell me boston is different from new york.	Ohh, sure, you have trouble with commitment.
not really.	Don't tell me Boston is different from New York.
that depends.	Not really.
i'm between jobs right now.  my last job... it... the person i was working for... the job ended. over.  so... and you?	That depends.
what do you do?	I'm between jobs right now.  My last job... it... the person I was working for... the job ended. Over.  So... And you?
that's why we're here.	What do you do?
don't worry, i probably won't be in here much.  light sleeper.	That's why we're here.
wait.  you're not wearing that ironically?  this is really you?	I don't know what you mean.
it's all i could afford.	Wait.  You're not wearing that ironically?  This is really you?
that'd be seventy in new york. you stole it!	It's all I could afford.
fifteen dollars.	That'd be seventy in New York. You stole it!
what did it cost?	Fifteen dollars.
this?  it's from a thrift shop.	What did it cost?
and what you're wearing, that's great, too.	This?  It's from a thrift shop.
why not?	Because --
no.	Why not?
we think?	We can't find ...  ... two of our guys.
we think someone is here.	We think?
just feels like the car behind has been following us the longest time.	I sure hope so.
the freeway's faster, but lacks a certain majesty.	Just feels like the car behind has been following us the longest time.
nothing.  i guess it's hard to pass on this road.	The freeway's faster, but lacks a certain majesty.
what's the matter?	Nothing.  I guess it's hard to pass on this road.
all your life.  that happened while i swam the length of my pool.	What's the matter?
i've lived in l.a. all my life, i've never done this drive.	All your life.  That happened while I swam the length of my pool.
hey, i thought you weren't a buffet person.	I'm a gracious host.
we all did.	It must've been a time.  A golden moment.
i like the colors.	We all did.
not who, food.  should we get italian.	Sure.
who?	Not who, food.  Should we get Italian.
italian.	Who?
i'm sorry.	Italian.
italian?	I'm sorry.
that's what gordon's always saying.	Oh, god.
for some, eating is a sensual experience. <u>the</u> sensual experience.	That's what Gordon's always saying.
it's just fuel to me.  i'm not there for distractions.	For some, eating is a sensual experience. <u>The</u> sensual experience.
you demand to be served.  a fork fetishist.	It's just fuel to me.  I'm not there for distractions.
i don't like do-it-yourself cuisine. buffets.  salad bars.	You demand to be served.  A fork fetishist.
like you.	I don't like do-it-yourself cuisine. Buffets.  Salad bars.
i'm not into finger foods.  too fussy.	Like you.
why?	I'm not into finger foods.  Too fussy.
anything but japanese.	Why?
what kind of food?	Anything but Japanese.
as soon as you get dressed.	What kind of food?
it's an observation.  like:  i'm hungry. when are we eating?	As soon as you get dressed.
it's not a compliment.	It's an observation.  Like:  I'm hungry. When are we eating?
it's not a knock.	It's not a compliment.
i'm so glad we're having this chat.	It's not a knock.
no.  you're not specific enough to be a person.  you're more like a vibe.	I'm so glad we're having this chat.
i'm not.	No.  You're not specific enough to be a person.  You're more like a vibe.
well, you're certainly not a person.	I'm not.
am i a thing?	Well, you're certainly not a person.
i'm loyal to things that make me happy.	Am I a thing?
not for you, clearly.	I'm loyal to things that make me happy.
is that a problem?	Not for you, clearly.
is it possible that you're too young to be acquainted with the idea of loyalty?	Is that a problem?
then what good is he?	Is it possible that you're too young to be acquainted with the idea of loyalty?
gordon?  he's been with me for years. he's not as tough as he looks.	Then what good is he?
i <u>want</u> to know why you <u>need</u> that scary guy in your house.	Gordon?  He's been with me for years. He's not as tough as he looks.
is there anything in the world that you want or need?	I <u>want</u> to know why you <u>need</u> that scary guy in your house.
could be worse, he could've named you reticulum.	Is there anything in the world that you want or need?
i used to hate it.  now i like it.	Could be worse, he could've named you Reticulum.
adhara.  i told your father, if you're looking for a name, you can't go wrong with a constellation.	I used to hate it.  Now I like it.
fuck you, mr. whatever-your-name is. this is a lifestyle i embrace.	That's why I'm letting you take care of this.  I'm the one with appearances to maintain.  But who gives a shit about you?  Not even God.
see, a successful man like me has limitations -- i lose touch at a street level.  so i have to depend on a smart boy like you who's closer to the nitty and the gritty than i am.	Fuck you, Mr. whatever-your-name is. This is a lifestyle I embrace.
this is un-fucking professional.	See, a successful man like me has limitations -- I lose touch at a street level.  So I have to depend on a smart boy like you who's closer to the nitty and the gritty than I am.
i'll point you in the right direction, but you'll have to take it to the end- zone.  he's a hit-and-run gunman -- i figure he's not cruising the polo lounge.	This is un-fucking professional.
what shit is this.  i just do it.  i don't prepare it.	I'll point you in the right direction, but you'll have to take it to the end- zone.  He's a hit-and-run gunman -- I figure he's not cruising the Polo Lounge.
when you find the guy, you'll know.	What shit is this.  I just do it.  I don't prepare it.
where do we go?	When you find the guy, you'll know.
same as last time -- the rest after.	Where do we go?
okay.	Same as last time -- the rest after.
how'd you like to kill someone for me?	Okay.
not bad.	How'd you like to kill someone for me?
how they goin', kid?	Not bad.
come over here.	How they goin', kid?
hey.	Come over here.
there's already gonna be talk about how people close to you keep falling into canyons.	Well, can we make it one more.  Nowhere the fuck near me.
you think i'm staying?	There's already gonna be talk about how people close to you keep falling into canyons.
you could use a few of my prime shitkickers up here.	You think I'm staying?
no.  i mean.  not even your people should be involved.  right?  it's too close now.	You could use a few of my prime shitkickers up here.
we'll find him.	No.  I mean.  Not even your people should be involved.  Right?  It's too close now.
where do <u>you</u> think he is, mike.	We'll find him.
i don't know everyone here.  he was so traumatized he split.  maybe he was gordon's <u>pusher</u>.	Where do <u>you</u> think he is, Mike.
and where is this guest?  don't they want to interview him.	I don't know everyone here.  He was so traumatized he split.  Maybe he was Gordon's <u>pusher</u>.
as it happens.  i didn't make that part up.	And where is this guest?  Don't they want to interview him.
heavier than that now.  but are there any drugs in that stomach to back up your story.	As it happens.  I didn't make that part up.
i mean, gordon must weigh a good four hundred pounds.	Heavier than that now.  But are there any drugs in that stomach to back up your story.
why, because you're my security consultant?  this cocksucker nearly burnt my house down.	What did you tell them.
you should have let me do the talking.	Why, because you're my security consultant?  This cocksucker nearly burnt my house down.
i thought he was in prison, in england.	Well, either they have a very liberal work-release program, or he's out, because he's here in L.A., looking for you.
no, terry.  they don't work like that. jenny wilson's father paid a little visit, left a message.	I thought he was in prison, in England.
our black friends?	No, Terry.  They don't work like that. Jenny Wilson's father paid a little visit, left a message.
what the papers used to call a "gangland slaying."	Our black friends?
what kind?	What the papers used to call a "gangland slaying."
there's been some trouble downtown.	What kind?
what.	There's been some trouble downtown.
huh?	I saw your mother on the Strip last night.  She went up to three guys, said she'd like 'em to stick one in each, know what I mean?
i wouldn't talk.	Huh?
fuck you.	I wouldn't talk.
let him break - he likes to break.	Fuck you.
you broke last time.	Let him break - he likes to break.
yeah?	No problem.  If <u>you</u> don't have a problem with me reporting this gun stolen.
i can take care of the paperwork.	Yeah?
been to the boat show.	Packs a punch, but it's compact, has accessible features -- makes a nice concealed-carry piece.
you're in gun country now, my friend.	Been to the Boat Show.
just luck, this, really.  never been to one of these before.	You're in gun country now, my friend.
you came to the right place, sir.  my wife's second cousin is english.  well, scotch-irish.  can i interest you in a holster?	Just luck, this, really.  Never been to one of these before.
england.  only, we saw there was a show on, thought i might pick something up for a price, type of thing.	You came to the right place, sir.  My wife's second cousin is English.  Well, Scotch-Irish.  Can I interest you in a holster?
oh really?  where you from?	England.  Only, we saw there was a show on, thought I might pick something up for a price, type of thing.
cq what?	Close Quarters Combat.  Keep one in my own home.
yes, sir.  won't find a better cqc on the market.	CQ what?
what'd you call that -- the protector?	Yes, sir.  Won't find a better CQC on the market.
that's a high-end item.  total reliability.	What'd you call that -- the Protector?
lookin' good.	That's a high-end item.  Total reliability.
man knows what he likes.	Lookin' good.
what post office?	The lot.  The whole British bloody Post Office.  I had a brilliant plan -- all worked out -- work of genius, it was. Could I get anybody interested?  No -- they're too busy pinching orange squash from the milkman.  Lazy sods.  Jumble sale on in Watford, they'll be up at the crack of dawn.
useless gits.  i was gonna do the post office once.	What post office?
do you have any friends, man?	Yeah, I suppose.  Call 'em that, yeah. Down the boozer Saturday night.  Meet some of the lads.
again?	Do you have any friends, man?
i've been wondering something.	Again?
he's gotta know why.	You think a fuckin' guy like that ever will?  What more do you want, man?
too easy?	He's gotta know why.
that would be too easy.	Too easy?
why didn't you just kill him, you had the chance.	That would be too easy.
steady on.	You steady on, man.  What the fuck else did you do back there.
one thing i need.	Steady on.
you goin' back inside?	One thing I need.
bring the motor around.  bang out in front, right?	You goin' back inside?
what are we standing on?	Faith.
no one else is even here yet.	First in, first out, that's me.
well, that's what we're doin', n' it.	No one else is even here yet.
i thought you just wanted to check out the house, man.	Well, that's what we're doin', n' it.
valets, eh?  aren't we all la-de-da.	I thought you just wanted to check out the house, man.
valets.  what d'ya mean valets.  what is he, then, the earl of fucking doncaster?	<u>Valets</u>.  They park cars.  He's having a party.
those aren't guards.  they're valets.	Valets.  What d'ya mean valets.  What is he, then, the Earl of fucking Doncaster?
what's so fucking funny?	Those aren't guards.  They're valets.
that was one of them?	See what I mean?  Wearing bloomin' uniforms n' all.
they look a right load of wallies. patrolling back and forth outside the gate, all ponced up like the fuckin' household cavalry.  watch it.	That was one of them?
has he?	They look a right load of wallies. Patrolling back and forth outside the gate, all ponced up like the fuckin' Household Cavalry.  Watch it.
extra muscle.  bodyguards.	Has he?
what?	Extra muscle.  Bodyguards.
he's brought in the heavy mob.	What?
huh?	He's brought in the heavy mob.
butcher's hook.  look.  i don't much reckon those minders of his.	Huh?
who'd you butcher at the house?	Butcher's hook.  Look.  I don't much reckon those minders of his.
gate's open.  i had a butcher's at the house.	Who'd you butcher at the house?
told you you wouldn't be able to see through that gate.	Gate's open.  I had a butcher's at the house.
how'd the two of you hook up, then?	Oh, Jenny was in my acting class.
no, no -- jenny used to work as a waitress.  before she met him.  but that's not where she met me.  not in my restaurant.	How'd the two of you hook up, then?
and that's where you met jenny.	No, no -- Jenny used to work as a waitress.  Before she met him.  But that's not where she met me.  Not in my restaurant.
he came in with jenny to the restaurant where i work.  that's not where they met.	And that's where you met Jenny.
hang about.  i thought you said he come into the restaurant where you worked with jenny.	He came in with Jenny to the restaurant where I work.  That's not where they met.
jenny told me she met him at the beach. got blinded by his smile.  you believe that shit?  son of a bitch never smiled at me.  buried her at a "private" service.  private for who. him?	Hang about.  I thought you said he come into the restaurant where you worked with Jenny.
well, there you are.  jen must've liked him.	Jenny told me she met him at the beach. Got blinded by his smile.  You believe that shit?  Son of a bitch never smiled at me.  Buried her at a "private" service.  Private for who. Him?
five years, i think.  long time.	Well, there you are.  Jen must've liked him.
it's only insurance.  can't be too careful.  this terry valentine, he's probably a wonderful fella.  they were together how long?	Five years, I think.  Long time.
now what.  you gonna take your new arsenal, go visit terry valentine, just like that?  boom bam boom.	It's only insurance.  Can't be too careful.  This Terry Valentine, he's probably a wonderful fella.  They were together how long?
fucking out of order, that.  shouldn't be allowed.	Now what.  You gonna take your new arsenal, go visit Terry Valentine, just like that?  Boom bam boom.
you hadda show up on a weekend.  this weekend.  wouldn't've even been a gun show ... for another month.	Fucking out of order, that.  Shouldn't be allowed.
not me, man.	I mean, it's already a steal, n'it -- what you said -- four hundred for this one?
no.  not at all.  do we?	Not me, man.
he don't have a concealed weapons permit.	Don't have time for a lot of paperwork, y'know.  Just popped over on a quick visit.
probation?  man, you crazy.  they shouldn't've let you outta your country, much less prison.	Travelling on a dodgy passport, n' all.
sod that.  gotta get back before my probation officer wonders where i've skived off to.	Probation?  Man, you crazy.  They shouldn't've let you outta your country, much less prison.
are you a resident of california? you gonna fill out forms, man?  do the background check?  go through a three-day waiting period?	Sod that.  Gotta get back before my probation officer wonders where I've skived off to.
thought perhaps there'd be dispensing machines, you know.  bung in your coins, come out with a .44 magnum, fully-loaded.	Are you a resident of California? You gonna fill out forms, man?  Do the background check?  Go through a three-day waiting period?
these are not guys you can just go run a number on, man.	Thought perhaps there'd be dispensing machines, you know.  Bung in your coins, come out with a .44 Magnum, fully-loaded.
what do i do, then, look in the bleedin' yellow pages?	These are not guys you can just go run a number on, man.
you're kiddin' me, right?	What do I do, then, look in the bleedin' Yellow Pages?
nick's a nick, n' it?  no matter what state you're in.  state of remorse, most likely -- for gettin' caught.	But that's not me anymore.  That's when I was into the gang lifestyle.  That's not who I am now.  Five years in the joint -- that's it for me, man.
i already told you, man.  corcoran.  know what that is?  state prison.	Nick's a nick, n' it?  No matter what state you're in.  State of remorse, most likely -- for gettin' caught.
i think you didn't get that lot in the navy, doing your national service.	I already told you, man.  Corcoran.  Know what that is?  State prison.
not me, man.  i'm no drug dealer, what you think.	I think you didn't get that lot in the Navy, doing your National Service.
who'd jenny get it off of -- this grass or whatever?	Not me, man.  I'm no drug dealer, what you think.
she didn't know what to say.  i thought someone should say something. to someone.  with me it was, i don't know -- jenny liked me for some reason.  i felt like i owed her.	Who'd Jenny get it off of -- this grass or whatever?
she didn't write to me, did she.	She didn't know what to say.  I thought someone should say something. To someone.  With me it was, I don't know -- Jenny liked me for some reason.  I felt like I owed her.
you should talk to elaine.  that was her best friend.	She didn't write to me, did she.
those streets up in the hills, man. gotta be real careful, keep your eye on the ball.  two o'clock in the morning, it's dark, your mind is all agitated, you're drivin' a little too fast ...  those curves don't kid around.	You should talk to Elaine.  That was her best friend.
nah, coppers don't do nothing, do they.	Those streets up in the hills, man. Gotta be real careful, keep your eye on the ball.  Two o'clock in the morning, it's dark, your mind is all agitated, you're drivin' a little too fast ...  Those curves don't kid around.
what you gonna do, man?  you gonna go to the cops?	Nah, coppers don't do nothing, do they.
did jenny know?	Valentine wasn't even there.  If he was into something, if she was involved -- who can say.  But I'll tell you something.  She stood in front of these dudes, man.  Eyeballing <u>them</u>.  Checking <u>them</u> out.  I felt like she was covering <u>my</u> ass that day.
bad place, man.  bad people.  some guys loading some trucks.  some kinda deal goin' down.  i don't know and i don't care.  maybe they're shipping fava beans to eskimos.	Did Jenny know?
where abouts?	Bad place, man.  Bad people.  Some guys loading some trucks.  Some kinda deal goin' down.  I don't know and I don't care.  Maybe they're shipping fava beans to Eskimos.
that's what i thought, man.  but it was not a hotel or nothin' that we went to. it was someplace else.	Where abouts?
what, tryin' to catch him with another bird?	That's what I thought, man.  But it was not a hotel or nothin' that we went to. It was someplace else.
i go to work, try to keep my life together, put all that shit behind me, man.  what d'you want from me.	I only asked.
you kiddin', man?  i don't need a wife and screamin' kids.  i still got my youth.	I go to work, try to keep my life together, put all that shit behind me, man.  What d'you want from me.
this ain't your lot?	You kiddin', man?  I don't need a wife and screamin' kids.  I still got my youth.
i knew when i was droppin' that letter into the mail slot it was gonna come back and smack me in the face.  i did my time, okay?  my sister, her ol' man's up in chino right now doin' eight years.	This ain't your lot?
y'what?	I knew when I was droppin' that letter into the mail slot it was gonna come back and smack me in the face.  I did my time, okay?  My sister, her ol' man's up in Chino right now doin' eight years.
boomerang.	Y'what?
no, not my girl.  self-control, she had. point of pride.  and people don't change, do they.	I dunno ... Maybe they do.
coulda happened to anyone, man.  i never knew her to be reckless.  i mean, sure, she would smoke a little grass, or something, have a few drinks.  but that's it, nothing more than that.	No, not my girl.  Self-control, she had. Point of pride.  And people don't change, do they.
i'm just sayin' -- it was a steep hillside.  there was no moon that night ...	Coulda happened to anyone, man.  I never knew her to be reckless.  I mean, sure, she would smoke a little grass, or something, have a few drinks.  But that's it, nothing more than that.
what more is there.	I'm just sayin' -- it was a steep hillside.  There was no moon that night ...
valentine.  what's he got to say for himself?	I dunno.  What's he gonna say?  They had a fight that night, she drove away, she was upset?  I don't even know the guy. Don't get me wrong, Jenny and me were friends, but we didn't travel in the same social circles.  She had her life, I had mine.
terry valentine.	Valentine.  What's he got to say for himself?
this bloke she was bunked up with.  this terry what'sit.	Terry Valentine.
i never said nothin' about nothin' like that.  no, no, no.  that's not what i wrote to you.	No, but between the lines, eh? Mysterious circumstances, and that.
huh?	Snuffed her.
who done it, then?	Huh?
it was better than a telegram.	Who done it, then?
i didn't even know who i was writing to -- just someone with the same last name. she never talked about any family.	It was better than a telegram.
round about, yeah.	I didn't even know who I was writing to -- just someone with the same last name. She never talked about any family.
i mean, what has it been -- six months?	Round about, yeah.
no reason.	I mean, what has it been -- six months?
i didn't expect anyone.	No reason.
eduardo.  rama.	You're home, then.
edward rama?	Eduardo.  Rama.
i thought maybe you just came for the ride.	I'd rather be with him than without him. I don't want to be found dead in L.A.
hard to miss.	I thought maybe you just came for the ride.
... reminds me of jennifer.	Hard to miss.
hey, elaine.  you even know what he's saying half the time?	No, but I know what he means.
you just cooking then?	Hell, no.  I started writing.
not no more, they ain't.  i quit that acting shit, man.	You just cooking then?
well, those are the breaks.	Not no more, they ain't.  I quit that acting shit, man.
didn't get it.	Well, those are the breaks.
really.	Didn't get it.
i was gonna be in that michael mann movie, you know -- with pacino and deniro.  got three callbacks.	Really.
probably.	I was gonna be in that Michael Mann movie, you know -- with Pacino and DeNiro.  Got three callbacks.
last time i saw you, weren't you up for some equity-waiver thing?	Probably.
uh-huh.	Last time I saw you, weren't you up for some equity-waiver thing?
same.	Uh-huh.
not much -- you?	Same.
what d'you say, elaine?	Not much -- you?
you're just on a higher plane, wilson.	Too bleeding true, 'n' it.
you can't count on very many people, that's the trouble.  number of times a decent job's been cocked up ...	Poor baby.
friends and <u>colleagues</u>.	You can't count on very many people, that's the trouble.  Number of times a decent job's been cocked up ...
how do you know?	Bloke told me.
that's where valentine's scarpered.	How do you know?
what's in big sur?	That's where Valentine's scarpered.
never thought of that.  busman's holiday.	What's in Big Sur?
i could use a vacation.  of course, i keep forgetting, for you this <u>is</u> a vacation.	Never thought of that.  Busman's holiday.
fancy it?	I could use a vacation.  Of course, I keep forgetting, for you this <u>is</u> a vacation.
i don't know -- few hours, i guess.	Fancy it?
how far?	I don't know -- few hours, I guess.
up the coast.	How far?
where's big sur?	Up the coast.
she never would have turned you in, not in a million years.	I know that.  But as time went on ... well, it <u>wasn't</u> a joke, was it?  She had a feeling about it -- about the last job -- how long I'd get the hook for.  Said she wouldn't be there this time when I got out.
she used to tell me she'd turn me in.  little kid.  ten year old.  "if you're naughty, dad, i'll tell on ya."  she didn't want me sent down again, see. when i was planning some job.  "i'll tell 'em, dad, i promise i will.  here, look, i'm calling the old bill right now" -- picking up the telephone.  i can see her, the phone in her hand.  became a sort of joke between us.  only it wasn't a joke.	She never would have turned you in, not in a million years.
still, you could never ... do what she wanted.	She used to tell me she'd turn me in.  Little kid.  Ten year old.  "If you're naughty, Dad, I'll tell on ya."  She didn't want me sent down again, see. When I was planning some job.  "I'll tell 'em, Dad, I promise I will.  Here, look, I'm calling the Old Bill right now" -- picking up the telephone.  I can see her, the phone in her hand.  Became a sort of joke between us.  Only it wasn't a joke.
well, she twigged by the time she was eight or nine that daddy wasn't in the royal marines or doing scientific research in the jungles of borneo or playing iago in a worldwide tour of othello.	Still, you could never ... do what she wanted.
she told me you were a ghost in her life. daddy the friendly ghost.  coming back to haunt her.	Well, she twigged by the time she was eight or nine that daddy wasn't in the Royal Marines or doing scientific research in the jungles of Borneo or playing Iago in a worldwide tour of OTHELLO.
last time might as well've been the first.  i remember all the times, don't i.  watching her grow up --  in increments.	She told me you were a ghost in her life. Daddy the friendly ghost.  Coming back to haunt her.
a leech on the welfare state in addition. you don't miss a trick.	I fiddle it.  They got me down as an immigrant with five kids.
i got a steady income -- i'm on the dole.	A leech on the welfare state in addition. You don't miss a trick.
minor officials bother you, don't they?	Do us a favor.  Can't even go have a slash without 'em saying, what're you going in there for?
good luck to him.  he couldn't find his prick if he didn't wear y-fronts.	Minor officials bother you, don't they?
won't he be looking for you about now?	Good luck to him.  He couldn't find his prick if he didn't wear Y-fronts.
you sound like my fucking probation officer.	Won't he be looking for you about now?
i guess you're just habitual.	You sound like my fucking probation officer.
black market during the war.	I guess you're just habitual.
what'd your father do?	Black market during the war.
dropped dead in the stalls in the odeon, muswell hill.  watching doris day.	What'd your father do?
he alive to see this?	Dropped dead in the stalls in the Odeon, Muswell Hill.  Watching Doris Day.
nah -- she was married to me grandad -- he was as bent as a boomerang -- used to make knuckle-dusters down the shop. crafty old sod.	He alive to see this?
what about your grandmother?	Nah -- she was married to me grandad -- he was as bent as a boomerang -- used to make knuckle-dusters down the shop. Crafty old sod.
not that i recall.	What about your grandmother?
stick with me, kid.  looks big when you get here but you can cover it in five minutes.	Not that I recall.
i've got the hang of the driving.  found this place all right.	Stick with me, kid.  Looks big when you get here but you can cover it in five minutes.
yeah, well, you're here now --  -- where <u>h</u>urricanes <u>h</u>ardly ever <u>h</u>appen.	I've got the hang of the driving.  Found this place all right.
i've 'ardly ever left it.	Yeah, well, you're here now --  -- where <u>h</u>urricanes <u>h</u>ardly ever <u>h</u>appen.
only in the movies.	I've 'ardly ever left it.
you ever been to london?	Only in the movies.
-- they want southern, i do southern, they want midwest, i do midwest, they want tall, blonde, and twenty-two, i'm shit out of luck.  one thing i can't do is english. americans can't.  shouldn't even try. and laurence olivier couldn't do us.	You ever been to London?
honest.  didn't know where to look till i was 21.	Pushing the legal limit even then.
i don't believe it.	Honest.  Didn't know where to look till I was 21.
it's true.  has to be said.  i got off to a slow start.	I don't believe it.
you <u>have</u> been away.  or is all this just new to you?	It's true.  Has to be said.  I got off to a slow start.
just now?  overnight?	You <u>have</u> been away.  Or is all this just new to you?
overnight.  what about just now?	Just now?  Overnight?
get seven years, did you?	Overnight.  What about just now?
who remembers.	Get seven years, did you?
did you.  what was that in aid of?	Who remembers.
i was inside once.  i punched a cop at a demo.	Did you.  What was that in aid of?
i'll tell ya something:  it made me a model prisoner.  put me right off any escape attempts.  tunnel my way to freedom after that experience?  not bloody likely.	I was inside once.  I punched a cop at a demo.
from pursuing your chosen profession.	I'll tell ya something:  it made me a model prisoner.  Put me right off any escape attempts.  Tunnel my way to freedom after that experience?  Not bloody likely.
hey?	From pursuing your chosen profession.
it didn't discourage you, though.	Hey?
we were <u>lucky</u> to be nicked.  me and the lads went down there sunday evening, we weren't discovered till the monday.  good job we were still breathing.	It didn't discourage you, though.
you mean if they'd nabbed you before you actually broke and entered you would only have been charged with making a mess.	We were <u>lucky</u> to be nicked.  Me and the lads went down there Sunday evening, we weren't discovered till the Monday.  Good job we were still breathing.
a jeweller's up the west end.  we tunnelled our way under the shop floor from the public lavatory down the road. filthy work.  trouble was, the bloody thing collapsed -- <u>after</u> we'd made the grab, 'n all.  would you adam n' eve it.	You mean if they'd nabbed you before you actually broke and entered you would only have been charged with making a mess.
what did you do?  to make them take the early 70's away from you.	A jeweller's up the West End.  We tunnelled our way under the shop floor from the public lavatory down the road. Filthy work.  Trouble was, the bloody thing collapsed -- <u>after</u> we'd made the grab, 'n all.  Would you Adam n' Eve it.
i can see the attraction.	What did you do?  To make them take the early 70's away from you.
still, there have been rewards.  it's sunny.  and some of the producers who call even have credits.	I can see the attraction.
oh, i was gonna say ...	Still, there have been rewards.  It's sunny.  And some of the producers who call even have credits.
it's too involved; a lifetime of non- involvement.  anywhere else i'd be an interesting little number, here i'm just sag number forty-eight thousand and one.  sag meaning screen actor's guild.	Oh, I was gonna say ...
tell us about it.	It's too involved; a lifetime of non- involvement.  Anywhere else I'd be an interesting little number, here I'm just SAG number forty-eight thousand and one.  SAG meaning Screen Actor's Guild.
you don't know how i've compromised my standards.	Tell us about it.
you don't seem bothered.	You don't know how I've compromised my standards.
these more highlights from the zagat prison guide?	You don't seem bothered.
early 70's.  i was away.  maidstone.  possibly brixton.	These more highlights from the Zagat prison guide?
this town's been chewing my flesh since ... what we now refer to as "the early 70's."  christ, my past became nostalgia and no one even asked me.	Early 70's.  I was away.  Maidstone.  Possibly Brixton.
you think terry gave me access to her things?  probably sold her clothes.	And how did you get it?
how did you come to have my address? found it, did you.  among her things.	You think Terry gave me access to her things?  Probably sold her clothes.
she'd never called me like that before. she sounded more ... pissed off -- angry -- than upset or afraid.  but she never turned up.  i called the house but only got the answer machine.  when they found her ... she'd been going the wrong way. not the direction she'd have gone if she'd been coming to see me.  or coming <u>straight</u> to see me.  who knows.  maybe she just wanted to drive.	How did you come to have my address? Found it, did you.  Among her things.
she told you all about my details but not about his.  lovely.	She'd never called me like that before. She sounded more ... pissed off -- angry -- than upset or afraid.  But she never turned up.  I called the house but only got the answer machine.  When they found her ... she'd been going the wrong way. Not the direction she'd have gone if she'd been coming to see me.  Or coming <u>straight</u> to see me.  Who knows.  Maybe she just wanted to drive.
jenny was supposed to come to my place that night.  she called me, asked if she could come over.  she and terry had been -- having some trouble.  lately.  i don't know about what.  on this occasion, it reached some sort of crisis point.	She told you all about my details but not about his.  Lovely.
i'll bloody well ask him.	There's the phone.  You want his number.
on what.  what makes you so certain.	I'll bloody well ask him.
depends, don' it.	On what.  What makes you so certain.
terry's never going to give you satisfaction.  not the type.	Depends, don' it.
what do you think.	Terry's never going to give you satisfaction.  Not the type.
you don't believe it was a car accident.	What do you think.
what'd you want me to do.  stay at home, twiddlin' me thumbs.  doing sweet f.a. [fuck all].	You don't believe it was a car accident.
you fuckin' guys and your dicks.	What'd you want me to do.  Stay at home, twiddlin' me thumbs.  Doing sweet F.A. [Fuck All].
have you ever known me not to be.	You fuckin' guys and your dicks.
are you serious.	Have you ever known me not to be.
why not.	Are you serious.
so what's the deal.  you and terry valentine at twenty paces.  is that what this is about.	Why not.
-- when he wants someone run down, you're willing to do it for him.	So what's the deal.  You and Terry Valentine at twenty paces.  Is that what this is about.
this and that.  y'know.  ways and means.	-- When he wants someone run down, you're willing to do it for him.
in what capacity are you employed by this mr. lindgren?	This and that.  Y'know.  Ways and means.
anyhow, he's always saying to me, dave, never run yourself down, son -- 'cause there'll always be plenty of people willing to do it for you.	In what capacity are you employed by this Mr. Lindgren?
right.	Anyhow, he's always saying to me, Dave, never run yourself down, son -- 'cause there'll always be plenty of people willing to do it for you.
well, not to say mr. lindgren is dishonest, exactly.	Right.
i thought you said you never did an honest day's work in your life.	Well, not to say Mr. Lindgren is dishonest, exactly.
various enterprises, style of thing.	I thought you said you never did an honest day's work in your life.
i bet.	Various enterprises, style of thing.
based in london, but with international concerns.	I bet.
i see.	Based in London, but with international concerns.
proprietor of a london firm.  of longstanding.	I see.
what line is he in.	Proprietor of a London firm.  Of longstanding.
my employer.	What line is he in.
who's mr. lindgren?	My employer.
-- mr. lindgren.	Who's Mr. Lindgren?
-- your employer?	-- Mr. Lindgren.
now, you shouldn't run yourself down.  my employer, mr. lindgren --	-- Your employer?
lives high off the hog and waits for the next big thing.  like me -- but on a grander scale of failure.	Now, you shouldn't run yourself down.  My employer, Mr. Lindgren --
do you even know who terry valentine is?	Well, I gathered something from the article what Eddie sent me.  Some sort of pop music producer, wasn't it.
that's what was estimated.	Eight hours difference between here and London.  Would've been, what, ten in the morning, my time.  I was just coming out on the yard.  Now, I was in the habit of saving my newspaper till then.  Bit of fresh air, stretch me legs -- well, stretch the day out, really, that's what you wanna do.  And I'll tell ya:  I couldn't open the paper.  Could not pry the pages apart -- it was like they was glued together.  That's how weak my hands went.  Thought I was having heart attack, only I knew I wasn't.  Bloke come up to me, he says, Dave, he says, you've gone all white.  I said, fuck me, I've been in prison half my life, what d'ya expect. But he was dead on, 'cause I could feel the blood drain right out of me head. And I knew ...  Something had happened to Jen.
i already knew.  knew beforehand.  when was it supposed to have happened? -- two o'clock in the morning, eddie said.	That's what was estimated.
something like that, yeah.	Where you get your bank statements.
what's that, like a p.o. box.	Something like that, yeah.
nah, accommodation address.	What's that, like a P.O. box.
the address jenny gave me, that wasn't a prison, was it?	Nah, accommodation address.
nah, we split up when jenny was six.  her second husband done a runner after she got sick.  they give me compassionate leave from parkhurst to go visit her in hospital.  we were always mates, me and jenny's mum.  i like to think they're together again now.  y'know.  heavenly choir.	The address Jenny gave me, that wasn't a prison, was it?
were you still married at the time -- to jenny's mother, i mean?	Nah, we split up when Jenny was six.  Her second husband done a runner after she got sick.  They give me compassionate leave from Parkhurst to go visit her in hospital.  We were always mates, me and Jenny's mum.  I like to think they're together again now.  Y'know.  Heavenly choir.
well, don't suppose she did, really, most of her life.  on her own after her mum died.  aunts and uncles for a time -- and then the bright lights beckoned.	Were you still married at the time -- to Jenny's mother, I mean?
i gave him yours.  said, here, you want to write, i think this is a relative.  i guess i thought i was being true to jenny.  who told me she didn't have a father -- before proceeding of course to tell me why.	Well, don't suppose she did, really, most of her life.  On her own after her mum died.  Aunts and uncles for a time -- and then the bright lights beckoned.
he give me your address.	I gave him yours.  Said, here, you want to write, I think this is a relative.  I guess I thought I was being true to Jenny.  Who told me she didn't have a father -- before proceeding of course to tell me why.
i should really give him a call.  he's a character, isn't he.  well, not to you. i meant to us squares in the outside world.	He give me your address.
yeah, saw eddie, yeah.  me and him are muckers.	I should really give him a call.  He's a character, isn't he.  Well, not to you. I meant to us squares in the outside world.
and you've seen eddie rama.	Yeah, saw Eddie, yeah.  Me and him are muckers.
well, i reckoned, saturday night, if you were goin' out, you'd probably have to come home first.	And you've seen Eddie Rama.
i might've been away for the weekend.	Well, I reckoned, Saturday night, if you were goin' out, you'd probably have to come home first.
no, i had -- some other matters to attend to, you know.  getting a car sorted ...	I might've been away for the weekend.
you haven't been lurking outside my building all day.	No, I had -- some other matters to attend to, you know.  Getting a car sorted ...
yesterday.  afternoon.	You haven't been lurking outside my building all day.
when did you get in?	Yesterday.  Afternoon.
footloose and fancy free.	She was happy here.  However the two of you might have parted.  Don't think she wasn't.
she was twenty-one when she came to me.  ... straight from leaving you.	Footloose and fancy free.
in jenny?  'course not.  how could i be. 'course i wasn't.	She was twenty-one when she came to me.  ... Straight from leaving you.
you weren't disappointed in her, then.	In Jenny?  'Course not.  How could I be. 'Course I wasn't.
learnin' 'ow to speak proper.  central school of speech and drama. it's no doddle gettin' in there, y'know. at seventeen.  they offered her a place at rada n' all, only she'd've had to wait till the next session and she was always in hurry to get on, was jenny.  she could talk posh without any training, when she was knee-high to a grasshopper.  show up the old man, you know.	You weren't disappointed in her, then.
modelling.	Learnin' 'ow to speak proper.  Central School of Speech and Drama. It's no doddle gettin' in there, y'know. At seventeen.  They offered her a place at RADA n' all, only she'd've had to wait till the next session and she was always in hurry to get on, was Jenny.  She could talk posh without any training, when she was knee-high to a grasshopper.  Show up the old man, you know.
yeah, well, she started all that in london.	Modelling.
when i'm not honing my craft in episodic television i do double-duty as a voice coach.  not that her accent would have hobbled her progress.  not with that look.	Yeah, well, she started all that in London.
how'd you manage that, then.	When I'm not honing my craft in episodic television I do double-duty as a voice coach.  Not that her accent would have hobbled her progress.  Not with that look.
she never told anyone else.  about the convict strain -- or is it stain?  no, i was privileged.  i was someone who helped jenny efface her past.	How'd you manage that, then.
she never told eddie, though.	She never told anyone else.  About the convict strain -- or is it stain?  No, I was privileged.  I was someone who helped Jenny efface her past.
disappointed.	She never told Eddie, though.
not ashamed.	Disappointed.
ashamed.	Not ashamed.
not embarrassed.	Ashamed.
i can't believe jenny told you all that. about me.  she was always so embarrassed.	Not embarrassed.
when you've lost as many years as i have, love, puts things in perspective, know what i mean.	I'm sorry.  I guess the rest of us have no excuse for wondering where the time went.  It must've been the bars.
now who's being sarcastic?	When you've lost as many years as I have, love, puts things in perspective, know what I mean.
oh, it just ended, then.	Now who's being sarcastic?
three seasons.  they found that's the limit of human tolerance when it comes to following the adventures of a family of mormons on the chisum trail.  i was wife number three -- the ingenue.	Oh, it just ended, then.
said it went on for donkey's years.	Three seasons.  They found that's the limit of human tolerance when it comes to following the adventures of a family of Mormons on the Chisum Trail.  I was wife number three -- the ingenue.
if it played in england somebody owes me money.  who told you that -- eddie?	Said it went on for donkey's years.
weren't you on a television series?	If it played in England somebody owes me money.  Who told you that -- Eddie?
sarcastic, moi?  maybe i'll mellow when my ship comes in.  it's expected any day now.  i'm all packed and ready to go.	Weren't you on a television series?
here, are you always this sarky?	Sarcastic, moi?  Maybe I'll mellow when my ship comes in.  It's expected any day now.  I'm all packed and ready to go.
sounds like beverly hills.	Here, are you always this sarky?
... no, i went in for more improving pastimes.  philosophy classes, language courses, european history, all that lark. did you know that in paris in the eighteenth century there were more rats in people's houses than there were people in people's houses.	Sounds like Beverly Hills.
here, aren't you gonna let me in.	Try calling me again.
well, that kind of security can't be bought.  must be more comforting than a daughter to greet you.	Here, aren't you gonna let me in.
hardly buried.  earning interest, love. earning interest in an offshore account. tidy little premium per annum, that.	Well, that kind of security can't be bought.  Must be more comforting than a daughter to greet you.
and not with all that buried loot you had waiting for you when you got out.  from the wembley staduim job, wasn't it?  pink floyd concert receipts.  jenny would've been ... fourteen at the time?	Hardly buried.  Earning interest, love. Earning interest in an offshore account. Tidy little premium per annum, that.
sewing mailbags?  me?  never did an honest day's work in my life, dear. wasn't about to start when i was in stir -- not with all that leisure time on my hands.	And not with all that buried loot you had waiting for you when you got out.  From the Wembley Staduim job, wasn't it?  Pink Floyd concert receipts.  Jenny would've been ... fourteen at the time?
in any case, i don't suppose the salary you make sewing mailbags is really commensurate with international airline travel.	Sewing mailbags?  Me?  Never did an honest day's work in my life, dear. Wasn't about to start when I was in stir -- not with all that leisure time on my hands.
it was the bars, then.	In any case, I don't suppose the salary you make sewing mailbags is really commensurate with international airline travel.
i heard you were -- what's that adorable phrase? -- "at her majesty's pleasure."	It was the bars, then.
what was that, then?	I heard you were -- what's that adorable phrase? -- "at Her Majesty's pleasure."
that's not what i heard.	What was that, then?
i was skint -- didn't have no money to get here.	That's not what I heard.
it's been a while.	I was skint -- didn't have no money to get here.
how d'you mean?	It's been a while.
been busy, have you.	How d'you mean?
sort a few things out.	Been busy, have you.
no, why did you come here?	Sort a few things out.
wanted to talk to you, didn't i?	No, why did you come here?
why did you come here?	Wanted to talk to you, didn't I?
she used to pinch 'em off me.  funny that.  one thing she never tried to get me to stop.	Why did you come here?
not her brand.	She used to pinch 'em off me.  Funny that.  One thing she never tried to get me to stop.
perhaps it was the smoke.	Not her brand.
you look alike.	Perhaps it was the smoke.
had a feeling it was you.	You look alike.
and that is?	What am I doing?
in which case i'll just do what i usually do.	And that is?
as you prefer, squire.  as you prefer.	In which case I'll just do what I usually do.
but if you're mad at him too and he's mad at you ... that must make us pals.	As you prefer, squire.  As you prefer.
oh, yeah, right.  the deal.	But if you're mad at him too and he's mad at you ... that must make us pals.
of the deal, man.	Oh, yeah, right.  The deal.
all of what?	Of the deal, man.
he'd already grabbed more than his allotted cut.  didn't think he'd be so bold as to take all of it.	All of what?
no, i can reassure you on that point. valentine was just as surprised by that turn of events as you.	He'd already grabbed more than his allotted cut.  Didn't think he'd be so bold as to take all of it.
because that wasn't anything to do with me.  and suspicion has been cast in my direction.  didn't make any sense.  choosing those shitheads over me, cutting me out of the deal, then screwing them over too.	No, I can reassure you on that point. Valentine was just as surprised by that turn of events as you.
eh?	Because that wasn't anything to do with me.  And suspicion has been cast in my direction.  Didn't make any sense.  Choosing those shitheads over me, cutting me out of the deal, then screwing them over too.
it was you.  downtown.	Eh?
nothing financial.  strictly personal.  i can see how all this import-export malarkey might give rise to confusion where i'm concerned.  a foreigner, showing up unexpectedly, like.	It was you.  Downtown.
so what's your beef, pal?	Nothing financial.  Strictly personal.  I can see how all this import-export malarkey might give rise to confusion where I'm concerned.  A foreigner, showing up unexpectedly, like.
yeah.  shouldn't wonder.  must've done.	So what's your beef, pal?
that dude who works for valentine.  he's the one sent those guys after you.  you know that.	Yeah.  Shouldn't wonder.  Must've done.
good job your lot showed up when they did or it would've been <u>me</u> for the high jump.	That dude who works for Valentine.  He's the one sent those guys after you.  You know that.
yeah, i guess you are.	Good job your lot showed up when they did or it would've been <u>me</u> for the high jump.
your guess is as good as mine, mate.  i'm here on another matter entirely.	Yeah, I guess you are.
but i can't be sure.  i don't even know who he is.  he's too insulated.  too many layers around him.	Your guess is as good as mine, mate.  I'm here on another matter entirely.
i can well believe it.  i'm sure he has done, son.  he's about as straight as a dog's hind leg.	But I can't be sure.  I don't even know who he is.  He's too insulated.  Too many layers around him.
well, i'll tell you.  i believe this valentine screwed me out of a fair sum of money.	I can well believe it.  I'm sure he has done, son.  He's about as straight as a dog's hind leg.
look, mush, you're the guv'nor here, i can see that, i'm on your manor now, right.  so there's no need to get out of your pram.  i'm johnny-come-lately to all this.  whatever the bollocks between you and this slag valentine, it's got nothing to do with me.  i don't wanna know.	Well, I'll tell you.  I believe this Valentine screwed me out of a fair sum of money.
there's one thing i don't understand.  the thing i don't understand ... is every motherfucking thing you're saying.	Look, mush, you're the guv'nor here, I can see that, I'm on your manor now, right.  So there's no need to get out of your pram.  I'm Johnny-come-lately to all this.  Whatever the bollocks between you and this slag Valentine, it's got nothing to do with me.  I don't wanna know.
where is he now?	He had urgent business in the north.
he's always been very forward-thinking. he invested wisely.	Where is he now?
so you wouldn't have any idea how your client continues to make so much fucking money.	He's always been very forward-thinking. He invested wisely.
my client is an entrepreneur.  i am his lawyer, not his business manager.	So you wouldn't have any idea how your client continues to make so much fucking money.
your client have a deal in long beach? how about downtown?  there's some folks there -- oh, wait, they're all dead.  any of this ring a bell?	My client is an entrepreneur.  I am his lawyer, not his business manager.
deals?  my client is involved in any number of deals at any given moment. you'd have to be more specific.	Your client have a deal in Long Beach? How about downtown?  There's some folks there -- oh, wait, they're all dead.  Any of this ring a bell?
a <u>statement</u>?  i wouldn't mind getting a statement.  you see, <u>my</u> client -- the united states government -- would love to get a statement about a few of the deals going down with your client.	Deals?  My client is involved in any number of deals at any given moment. You'd have to be more specific.
my client has already given a statement regarding yesterday's events.	A <u>statement</u>?  I wouldn't mind getting a statement.  You see, <u>my</u> client -- the United States Government -- would love to get a statement about a few of the deals going down with your client.
valentine had himself a party, i hear.	My client has already given a statement regarding yesterday's events.
yeah.  i really admire the guy.  well. good to meet you.	Yeah.  Cheers, mate.
right.  chain of respect.  that's good, that.	Yeah.  I really admire the guy.  Well. Good to meet you.
what i like about ian, he believes in a chain of command, but not a chain of respect, you understand what i'm saying?	Right.  Chain of respect.  That's good, that.
no kidding.	What I like about Ian, he believes in a chain of command, but not a chain of respect, you understand what I'm saying?
turned that place completely around.  180 degrees.	No kidding.
yeah?	Turned that place completely around.  180 degrees.
that's too bad.  ian's got a good thing going over there.	Yeah?
unless i'm not who i think i am.	That's too bad.  Ian's got a good thing going over there.
you sure?	Unless I'm not who I think I am.
sorry.  wasn't me.	You sure?
i could swear i met you with ian at the emi offices in london.	Sorry.  Wasn't me.
ian?	I could swear I met you with Ian at the EMI offices in London.
don't you work with ian?	Ian?
the ones whose burden you took upon your own shoulders.	Yeah.
but first i gotta give these lads a talking to, these geezers what sent me up the river, in a manner of speaking.	The ones whose burden you took upon your own shoulders.
could do, yeah.	But first I gotta give these lads a talking to, these geezers what sent me up the river, in a manner of speaking.
sounds like you need a rest.	Could do, yeah.
i had to, didn't i.  nothing else for it. then just when i'd finished my nine years -- my contract -- wallop, i had to bugger off to the states.	Sounds like you need a rest.
but you stuck it out, anyway, all that time.	I had to, didn't I.  Nothing else for it. Then just when I'd finished my nine years -- my contract -- wallop, I had to bugger off to the States.
well, time off for good behavior, you know.  i shouldn't have even been there -- it was these other blokes who shoulda gone in my place.  i got lumbered with the job they were responsible for.  i don't mind pulling me own cart, but not someone else's, know what i mean.	But you stuck it out, anyway, all that time.
nine years?  is that legal?	Well, time off for good behavior, you know.  I shouldn't have even been there -- it was these other blokes who shoulda gone in my place.  I got lumbered with the job they were responsible for.  I don't mind pulling me own cart, but not someone else's, know what I mean.
out on a oil rig.  in the north sea. nine years.	Nine years?  Is that legal?
where else?	Out on a oil rig.  In the North Sea. Nine years.
been away a lot.	Where else?
no rest for the wicked.	Been away a lot.
yeah.  another little matter needs attending to soon as i return.	No rest for the wicked.
you'll be looking forward to getting back, then.	Yeah.  Another little matter needs attending to soon as I return.
i would have preferred staying home, me.	You're a reluctant traveller, then.
i can never decide what i like better. leaving home, or coming back.	I would have preferred staying home, me.
yeah, that's right.	I can never decide what I like better. Leaving home, or coming back.
how we gonna get that lucky?	While they're all fucking each other over ... couple of parties like us could move right in.
drugs?  cash?  both if we're lucky.	How we gonna get that lucky?
what's in it?	Drugs?  Cash?  Both if we're lucky.
i don't know who that english guy is. some kind of --  -- courier or something.  maybe a seller. maybe a buyer.  but mr. <u>avery</u> wanted him, those jigs wanted him -- and i betcha there's a briefcase somewhere.	What's in it?
i don't get it.	I don't know who that English guy is. Some kind of --  -- courier or something.  Maybe a seller. Maybe a buyer.  But Mr. <u>Avery</u> wanted him, those jigs wanted him -- and I betcha there's a briefcase somewhere.
"he ain't wrong."  listen, i know this asshole who <u>did</u> just go to work for him. full-time.  and this dickhead's parents just told me he took a road trip up the coast.  <u>that's</u> the type of individual gets hired, someone who'll shoot his mouth off to his family while on the job.	I don't get it.
well, we blew it, didn't we?  he ain't wrong.	"He ain't wrong."  Listen, I know this asshole who <u>did</u> just go to work for him. Full-time.  And this dickhead's parents just told me he took a road trip up the coast.  <u>That's</u> the type of individual gets hired, someone who'll shoot his mouth off to his family while on the job.
like he'd never hire me for real.  not week-to-week.  i don't have the credentials.  he thinks i'm just a sociopath, someone he can turn to when he needs "plausible denial."	Well, we blew it, didn't we?  He ain't wrong.
like what.	Like he'd never hire me for real.  Not week-to-week.  I don't have the credentials.  He thinks I'm just a sociopath, someone he can turn to when he needs "plausible denial."
you bet.	Like what.
you do?	You bet.
i happen to know more about mr. whatever- his-name-is than he thinks i know about him and his operation.	You do?
what?	I happen to know more about Mr. Whatever- his-name-is than he thinks I know about him and his operation.
something's on.	What?
there is?	Something's on.
there's more than a measly few grand in this.	There is?
we coulda used the other two-and-a-half grand.	There's more than a measly few grand in this.
straight rotation, no shit, call your shot.	Lemme break.
what d'you mean, any happier?	Any happier than any other asshole in life.
and i said so what.  you think she's any happier?	What d'you mean, any happier?
i dunno.  i just said she's nice lookin'.	And I said so what.  You think she's any happier?
so what.	I dunno.  I just said she's nice lookin'.
she's nice lookin'.	So what.
that don't mean nothin'.	She's nice lookin'.
avery said she was tight with his daughter.	That don't mean nothin'.
maybe she doesn't even know the english guy.	Avery said she was tight with his daughter.
i don't know.	The L.A.P.D.
two blacks and a mexican in a car.  who's driving?	I don't know.
why don't they have tv shows about people whose daily lives you'd be interested in watching.  y'know.  like skinny little weakling.  or big fat guy.  sick old man. family of losers.  wouldn't that be good?	Two blacks and a Mexican in a car.  Who's driving?
looks like they just airbrushed the dick out of his mouth.	Why don't they have TV shows about people whose daily lives you'd be interested in watching.  Y'know.  Like SKINNY LITTLE WEAKLING.  Or BIG FAT GUY.  SICK OLD MAN. FAMILY OF LOSERS.  Wouldn't that be good?
kinda makes you wonder why more people don't put a bullet through their fuckin' skulls, doesn't it.	Looks like they just airbrushed the dick out of his mouth.
... you can always tell the ones who'll do anal.	Kinda makes you wonder why more people don't put a bullet through their fuckin' skulls, doesn't it.
very attractive.  good idea.  now i <u>really</u> want to fuck you.	... you can always tell the ones who'll do anal.
jesus, are you gay enough or what.	Very attractive.  Good idea.  Now I <u>really</u> want to fuck you.
good luck.	Jesus, are you gay enough or what.
ever take a look at the women who work in pet stores?  wow.	Good luck.
which kind?	The forever kind.
yeah.	Which kind?
makin' trouble for someone?	Yeah.
i got half.	Makin' trouble for someone?
hey.	I got half.
five thousand.	Hey.
how much.	Five thousand.
where is he, then?	Listen, get the fuck out of here before you get hurt.  Who the fuck do you think you are, waltzing in here, asking questions?
what do you think?	Where is he, then?
is valentine here?	What do you think?
yeah.  i know her, all right.  she came down here once, stirred up a shitstorm. we lost a full day's work, took me weeks to get back on schedule.  if she hadn't a' been terry's woman i would've broke her jaw.  'course, she's nobody's problem now.	Is Valentine here?
you know her?	Yeah.  I know her, all right.  She came down here once, stirred up a shitstorm. We lost a full day's work, took me weeks to get back on schedule.  If she hadn't a' been Terry's woman I would've broke her jaw.  'Course, she's nobody's problem now.
jennifer wilson.	You know her?
i have a message for him.  about jennifer wilson.	Jennifer Wilson.
so why would he want to see you.	I have a message for him.  About Jennifer Wilson.
i doubt it.	So why would he want to see you.
he's expecting you?	I doubt it.
looking for a bloke named valentine. know him?	He's expecting you?
you walked.  what the hell are you doing here.	Looking for a bloke named Valentine. Know him?
walked.	You walked.  What the hell are you doing here.
how'd you get in here.	Walked.
it's been five minutes and i'm packing to leave again.  i can't believe this.	That's right, your life is Shit, and I'm to blame.  It's that simple.
go now.	It's been five minutes and I'm packing to leave again.  I can't believe this.
who's looking for you?	Go now.
in a couple of days this whole thing --	Who's looking for you?
are you finished?	In a couple of days this whole thing --
go to him.  go to his studio, or writers workshop or artists colony, esselin retreat, nudist camp --	Are you finished?
you know i don't live with him.	Go to him.  Go to his studio, or writers workshop or artists colony, Esselin retreat, nudist camp --
is he here?	You know I don't live with him.
-- you know his name is frank.	Is he here?
where's ... what's-his-name -- fred --	-- You know his name is Frank.
surely you can think of somewhere else to take one of your chippies for a quick getaway.	Susan.
no trouble.	Surely you can think of somewhere else to take one of your chippies for a quick getaway.
what kind of trouble are you in?	No trouble.
sure you do.	What kind of trouble are you in?
i don't want you here, terry.	Sure you do.
you've made it ... brighter.	I don't want you here, Terry.
they're at college.  or doesn't your accountant even tell you where the money goes anymore.	You've made it ... brighter.
i miss my kids.	They're at college.  Or doesn't your accountant even tell you where the money goes anymore.
since when?	I miss my kids.
exercising my visitation rights.	Since when?
what are you doing here?	Exercising my visitation rights.
hello there.	What are you doing here?
she could've had the deal!  i would've handed it to her if she wanted.  i would have given her everything.	<u>Why</u> then.  Why did you do it!
tell you ...	About Jenny.  Tell me about Jenny.  About the <u>deal</u>.  Whatever fucking deal you had to kill my daughter for when she found out about it, you bastard.
tell me.	Tell you ...
what.	Tell me.
thanks.  you, too.	Be seein' you.
i suppose that's good, unless things were fine the way they were.	Oh, I think a shake-up was in order. Definitely.  Otherwise, people get lazy, don't they?  Forgetful.  Start thinking they can get away with things.  Gotta shake 'em up now and again, make 'em pay attention.
great bloke.  really turned things around there.  180 degrees.	I suppose that's good, unless things were fine the way they were.
i don't.	Great bloke.  Really turned things around there.  180 degrees.
you must know ian.	I don't.
ah.	You must know Ian.
emi in london.  i work with ian.	Ah.
have we met?  there's something i can't quite --	EMI in London.  I work with Ian.
pleasure.	Have we met?  There's something I can't quite --
ann, will you come in, sit down, maybe have a drink?	Sometimes knowledge is a curse, Ed. After this happened, things changed. Big Dave... he never touched me again.
the government knows. i cannot repeat it to you. but this thing goes deep, ed. this was not your wife. i goes deep, and involves the government. there is a great deal of fear. you know how certain circles would find it--the knowledge--a threat. they try to limit it, and--	Ann, will you come in, sit down, maybe have a drink?
ann--	The government knows. I cannot repeat it to you. But this thing goes deep, Ed. This was not your wife. I goes deep, and involves the government. There is a great deal of fear. You know how certain circles would find it--the knowledge--a threat. They try to limit it, and--
a spacecraft. i saw the creatures. they led big dave onto the craft. he never told anyone what they did, outside of his report. of course he told *me*. no one else.	Ann--
ann--	A spacecraft. I saw the creatures. They led Big Dave onto the craft. He never told anyone what they did, outside of his report. Of course he told *me*. No one else.
at night, there were lights--we both saw them. we never told anyone, outside of our official report.	Ann--
...yes?	At night, there were lights--we both saw them. We never told anyone, outside of our official report.
we went camping last summer. in eugene, oregon. *outside* of eugene, ed.	...Yes?
yes?	We went camping last summer. In Eugene, Oregon. *Outside* of Eugene, Ed.
yes, ann?	And you should tell Doris...
oh, i know. don't worry, ed. i came to tell you...	Yes, Ann?
of course, you know, doris had nothing to do with it. nothing at all.	Oh, I know. Don't worry, Ed. I came to tell you...
yes. thank you.	Of course, you know, Doris had nothing to do with it. Nothing at all.
...i'm so sorry about your loss.	Yes. Thank you.
hello, ed.	Ann. Will you come in?
...no, please.	Please, Mr Crane, it's OK, please--
birdy--	It's OK...
...i wanted to make you happy.	Birdy--
but i do appreciate it, mr crane...	...I wanted to make you happy.
...i guess i've been all wet.	But I do appreciate it, Mr Crane...
huh. yeah. maybe...	...I guess I've been all wet.
you're an enthusiast.	Huh. Yeah. Maybe...
huh.	You're an enthusiast.
i'm only sorry that i didn't play better for you. i know it would've made you happy. you know what you are?	Huh.
ah... it's nothing.	I'm only sorry that I didn't play better for you. I know it would've made you happy. You know what you are?
i do appreciate the interest you've taken, though.	Ah... it's nothing.
...uh-huh.	I do appreciate the interest you've taken, though.
...i'm not certain i'll have a career at all, and if i do, i'll probably be a veterinarian.	...Uh-huh.
but it doesn't matter. really, i'm not interested in playing music professionally.	...I'm not certain I'll have a career at all, and if I do, I'll probably be a veterinarian.
i'm sure there's a dozen teachers better than this clown. more qualified. goddamn phony.	But it doesn't matter. Really, I'm not interested in playing music professionally.
it doesn't matter, mr crane.	I'm sure there's a dozen teachers better than this clown. More qualified. Goddamn phony.
look, i'm no expert, but--	It doesn't matter, Mr Crane.
but more or less.	Look, I'm no expert, but--
he didn't say that.	But more or less.
...i stank, didn't i?	He didn't say that.
geez, mr crane.	Just see him, as a favor to me.
i know you haven't. look, just go meet him as a favor to me. i talked to this guy. hope i pronounced his name right. he sounded very busy, but he's not a bad egg; he loosened up a little when i told him how talented you are. he agreed to see you this saturday. he said maybe you were a diamond in the rough. his words.	Geez, Mr Crane.
geez, mr crane, i don't know. i hadn't really thought about a career or stuff.	I know you haven't. Look, just go meet him as a favor to me. I talked to this guy. Hope I pronounced his name right. He sounded very busy, but he's not a bad egg; he loosened up a little when I told him how talented you are. He agreed to see you this Saturday. He said maybe you were a diamond in the rough. His words.
i have to do it. i can't stand by and watch more things go down the drain. you're young, you don't understand.	Geez, Mr Crane, I don't know. I hadn't really thought about a career or stuff.
oh, mr crane--	I have to do it. I can't stand by and watch more things go down the drain. You're young, you don't understand.
you've got talent, anyone could see that. and he's the best. if he thinks a student has talent, he'll take 'em on for next to nothing. you're a cinch to be accepted, i could cover the cost of the lessons, like i said, it's pretty modest--	Oh, Mr Crane--
boy.	You've got talent, anyone could see that. And he's the best. If he thinks a student has talent, he'll take 'em on for next to nothing. You're a cinch to be accepted, I could cover the cost of the lessons, like I said, it's pretty modest--
that's swell. however, the music, if you want to pursue it, well, the lessons from mrs swan, they'll only take you so far. there's this guy in san francisco, i've made inquiries, everybody says he's the best. trained lots of people who've gone on to have big concert careers, symphony orchestras, the works. his name is jacques carcanogues. i'm not sure i'm pronouncing it right. anyway, he's a frenchman.	Boy.
well, sure, i guess. pop says so too. i work pretty hard at school.	That's swell. However, the music, if you want to pursue it, well, the lessons from Mrs Swan, they'll only take you so far. There's this guy in San Francisco, I've made inquiries, everybody says he's the best. Trained lots of people who've gone on to have big concert careers, symphony orchestras, the works. His name is Jacques Carcanogues. I'm not sure I'm pronouncing it right. Anyway, he's a Frenchman.
anyway, uh... my point is you're young. a kid really, your whole life ahead of you. but it's not too soon to start thinking... to start making opportunities for yourself. before it all washes away.	Well, sure, I guess. Pop says so too. I work pretty hard at school.
that's what he keeps telling me.	Anyway, uh... my point is you're young. A kid really, your whole life ahead of you. But it's not too soon to start thinking... to start making opportunities for yourself. Before it all washes away.
sure... sure, it's his house.	That's what he keeps telling me.
...or maybe i just haven't played 'em right, i don't know. but you're--	Pop doesn't like people smoking in here.
birdy, i've been doing a lot of thinking. there are a lot of things that haven't worked out for me. life has dealt me some bum cards...	...or maybe I just haven't played 'em right, I don't know. But you're--
we've certainly missed you.	Birdy, I've been doing a lot of thinking. There are a lot of things that haven't worked out for me. Life has dealt me some bum cards...
yeah.	We've certainly missed you.
we haven't seen you since... i'm terribly sorry.	Yeah.
hello, birdy.	We haven't seen you since... I'm terribly sorry.
hello, mr crane.	Hello, Birdy.
oh, in there? i messed up a little bit in the scherzo. i guess, if nobody noticed, it's ok. mr crane, this is tony, a friend of mine. tony, mr crane.	Hello, Tony.
hello, birdy. i thought that was very good.	Oh, in there? I messed up a little bit in the scherzo. I guess, if nobody noticed, it's OK. Mr Crane, this is Tony, a friend of mine. Tony, Mr Crane.
hi, mr crane.	Hello, Birdy. I thought that was very good.
who?	Beethoven. He created it, and yet he never actually heard it. I suppose he heard it all in his head, somehow.
he was deaf when he wrote this.	Who?
i'm so sorry... i was sorry to hear.	Yeah. Thanks.
hello, rachel.	I'm so sorry... I was sorry to hear.
...you don't like the music out there?	It's OK, I guess. No, I don't really. I'm not big on music, ordinarily.
well, look, i don't claim to be an expert--	Then you listen to me, for I am expert. That girl, she give me a headache. She cannot play. Nice girl. Very clever hands. Nice girl. Someday, I think, maybe, she make a very good typist.
...she can go up there.	Well, look, I don't claim to be an expert--
i don't understand, no mistakes, she's just a kid--i thought you taught the, uh, the--	Ah, but that is just what I cannot teach. I cannot teach her to have a soul. Look, monsieur, play the piano, is not about the fingers. *Done* with the fingers, yes. But the music, she is inside. Inside, monsieur...
mistake, no, it says e-flat, she plays e-flat. ping-ping. hit the right note, always. very proper.	I don't understand, no mistakes, she's just a kid--I thought you taught the, uh, the--
did she make mistakes?	Mistake, no, it says E-flat, she plays E-flat. Ping-ping. Hit the right note, always. Very proper.
is not so hard to understand. her playing, very polite.	Did she make mistakes?
i don't understand.	Is not so hard to understand. Her playing, very polite.
ze girl?... she seems like a very nice girl. she *plays*, monsieur, like a very nice girl. ztinks. very nice girl. however, ztinks.	I don't understand.
well? how'd she do?	Ze girl?... She seems like a very nice girl. She *plays*, monsieur, like a very nice girl. Ztinks. Very nice girl. However, ztinks.
...mm.	Well? How'd she do?
well, i don't pretend to be an expert.	Ah.
ah yes, a music lover.	Well, I don't pretend to be an expert.
uh-huh.	Ah yes, a music lover.
i speak to you on ze phone, non? you have a special interest in music?	Uh-huh.
...you are ze fahzer?	No. Uh... family friend.
and i've never been asked--look, you want the dough back? you know who i am! you--	OK.
all right.	And I've never been asked--Look, you want the dough back? You know who I am! You--
*screw* you--jesus! take it to a lawyer! no, i insist! this is *dry* cleaning, this is not some fly-by- night thing here! i must say, i've been an entrepreneur for thirteen years and i've never--	All right.
...you're not gonna screw me on this?	*Screw* you--Jesus! Take it to a lawyer! No, I insist! This is *dry* cleaning, this is not some fly-by- night thing here! I must say, I've been an entrepreneur for thirteen years and I've never--
look, uh... creighton...	...You're not gonna screw me on this?
well, there it is. writ large in legal escriture, next step is--	Look, uh... Creighton...
uh-huh.	Well, there it is. Writ large in legal escriture, next step is--
...yeah, that's it. as per our discussion.	Uh-huh.
yeah, good. lemme just, uh...	...Yeah, that's it. As per our discussion.
that'll be fine.	Yeah, good. Lemme just, uh...
...just a second here, i'll give you a receipt on the, uh... whoa, nellie... oh, by the way, we didn't talk about this, i, uh, i think i'm gonna call the place tolliver's, after me, you know, i didn't think you were much interested in, uh--	That'll be fine.
yeah, screw 'em, huh? pay 'em to tangle it up and then you pay 'em to untangle it, what's the point?	...Just a second here, I'll give you a receipt on the, uh... Whoa, Nellie... Oh, by the way, we didn't talk about this, I, uh, I think I'm gonna call the place Tolliver's, after me, you know, I didn't think you were much interested in, uh--
it's ok.	Yeah, screw 'em, huh? Pay 'em to tangle it up and then you pay 'em to untangle it, what's the point?
pretty straightforward, but i don't know if you wanna show this stuff to a lawyer--	It's OK.
yeah.	Pretty straightforward, but I don't know if you wanna show this stuff to a lawyer--
i got the paperwork here. partnership papers here, they reflect our agreement: fifty-fifty on the net, i supply professional services, you supply the capital. i'll give you a receipt on the dough there, huh?	Yeah.
sure.	I got the paperwork here. Partnership papers here, they reflect our agreement: fifty-fifty on the net, I supply professional services, you supply the capital. I'll give you a receipt on the dough there, huh?
...usually we do this kind of thing with a bank draft. but cash--that's fine--it's all the same in the end-- dough's dough, huh?	Sure.
cash?!	...Usually we do this kind of thing with a bank draft. But cash--that's fine--it's all the same in the end-- dough's dough, huh?
cash.	Cash?!
...you bring a check?	Cash.
right! strictly business.	Yeah.
way out of line.	Right! Strictly business.
no problem!	Way out of line.
you're out of line, mister.	No problem!
maybe.	You're out of line, mister.
...was that a pass?	Maybe.
ed.	...Was that a pass?
...it just goes to show, when one door slams shut, another one opens. here's to ya, uh...	Ed.
well, i'll be damned. the barber! and i thought this trip was a bust. well...	...it just goes to show, when one door slams shut, another one opens. Here's to ya, uh...
i'll have it in a week.	Well, I'll be damned. The barber! And I thought this trip was a bust. Well...
fifty-fifty, straight down the line. you and me. finance and expertise. so--you've got the dough then, do ya?	I'll have it in a week.
and how do we share--	Fifty-fifty, straight down the line. You and me. Finance and expertise. So--you've got the dough then, do ya?
do? hell, nothing. well, you'll want to keep tabs on your investment, of course, but i'm looking for a silent partner. i've done the research, i've contacted the vendors, the deal is set. i'm just looking for venture capital, friend. disappear if you want, check in whenever you like--i want the dough; i don't take attendance.	And how do we share--
what's involved, aside from putting up the money? what're you looking for the partner to do?	Do? Hell, nothing. Well, you'll want to keep tabs on your investment, of course, but I'm looking for a silent partner. I've done the research, I've contacted the vendors, the deal is set. I'm just looking for venture capital, friend. Disappear if you want, check in whenever you like--I want the dough; I don't take attendance.
sure.	What's involved, aside from putting up the money? What're you looking for the partner to do?
no. i--tell me--	Sure.
come in, come in, siddown over there. coffee?	No. I--tell me--
i can get it, yeah.	Come in, come in, siddown over there. Coffee?
you got the dough?!	I can get it, yeah.
no. i might be interested in that, uh, business proposition--	You got the dough?!
...i didn't recognize you without the smock. did i--damn--did i leave something at the shop?	No. I might be interested in that, uh, business proposition--
jesus! the barber! i'll be a sonofagun. why didn't you say so? 'course--the barber.	...I didn't recognize you without the smock. Did I--damn--did I leave something at the shop?
i'm, uh, i'm--the barber.	Jesus! The barber! I'll be a sonofagun. Why didn't you say so? 'Course--the barber.
sorry, friend, i, uh, you got me at a disadvantage.	I'm, uh, I'm--the barber.
...ed crane. remember? today?	Sorry, friend, I, uh, you got me at a disadvantage.
huh.	That's right! Dry cleaning--remember the name. It's going to revolutionize the laundry industry, and those that get in early are gonna bear the fruit away. All I need is $10,000 to open my first store, then I use its cash flow to finance another, and so on-- leap frog, bootstrap myself a whole chain. Well, me and a partner. Cleanliness, friend. There's money in it. There's a future. There's room to grow... Say, that's looking pretty good. Let's see it with the hairpiece on...
it's called dry cleaning. you heard me right, brother, 'dry cleaning'-- wash without water, no suds, no tumble, no stress on the clothes. it's all done with chemicals, friend, and your garments end up crisp and fresh. and here's the capper: no shrinkage.	Huh.
that right.	It's called dry cleaning. You heard me right, brother, 'dry cleaning'-- wash without water, no suds, no tumble, no stress on the clothes. It's all done with chemicals, friend, and your garments end up crisp and fresh. And here's the capper: no shrinkage.
well, it's the wildest goose there is. risk money. very speculative. except, ed, in certain situations, it's not, see? i thought i had a prospect here. well, i make the haul up and this lousy so-and-so tells me his situation has changed--all his capital's gonna be tied up in expansion plans of his own. thank you, mother! pop goes another bubble! it's only the biggest business opportunity since henry ford and i can't seem to interest a soul!	That right.
uh--	Well, it's the wildest goose there is. Risk money. Very speculative. Except, Ed, in certain situations, it's not, see? I thought I had a prospect here. Well, I make the haul up and this lousy so-and-so tells me his situation has changed--all his capital's gonna be tied up in expansion plans of his own. Thank you, mother! Pop goes another bubble! It's only the biggest business opportunity since Henry Ford and I can't seem to interest a soul!
a goose, friend. i was chasing a wild goose. ed, have you ever heard of venture capital?	Uh--
i, uh...	I'm not proud of what I did. But *you*.
i'd understand if you'd walked in here. socked me in the nose. whatever. i deserved it.	I, uh...
big dave--	I'd understand if you'd walked in here. Socked me in the nose. Whatever. I deserved it.
what kind of man *are* you?	Big Dave--
...huh?	What kind of man *are* you?
...what kind of man *are* you?	...Huh?
so you paid the guy?	...What kind of man *are* you?
...it ruined me. this money. no annex. i'm all shot to hell.	So you paid the guy?
...dave?	Come on in.
i'm at nirdlinger's. let yourself in.	OK.
your place?	I'm at Nirdlinger's. Let yourself in.
please, ed.	Your place?
but it's...	Please, Ed.
please, ed.	But it's...
mm.	Embezzling, Ed. From my own goddamn wife!
that's my capitalization on the annex! *my* operation, ed! christ almighty. that's what i was just talking to doris about, a way of getting the money from the store that we could hide from ann.	Mm.
...why don't you just pay him, dave?	That's my capitalization on the Annex! *My* operation, Ed! Christ almighty. That's what I was just talking to Doris about, a way of getting the money from the store that we could hide from Ann.
...oh, jesus.	...Why don't you just pay him, Dave?
mm. how, uh... how did he know that--	He's staying at the hotel I've gone to with, uh, with the lady in question. Must've seen us.
well, i guess he don't care that it's obvious.	Mm. How, uh... how did he know that--
would he... it sounds pretty obvious.	Well, I guess he don't care that it's obvious.
the sonofabitch. the blackmailer. it's, uh, it's no one you know. it's a businessman from sacramento. a goddamn pansy, ed. he tried to rope me into some crackpot scheme; i heard him out and then told him to go to hell. and the very next day, the very next day, ed, i get blackmailed for the same amount.	Would he... it sounds pretty obvious.
...you know... who *who* is?	The sonofabitch. The blackmailer. It's, uh, it's no one you know. It's a businessman from Sacramento. A goddamn pansy, Ed. He tried to rope me into some crackpot scheme; I heard him out and then told him to go to hell. And the very next day, the very next day, Ed, I get blackmailed for the same amount.
$10,000! i don't know what to do, ed. i don't know what i *can* do. even though i know who the sonofabitch is.	...You know... who *who* is?
how much to they want, dave?	$10,000! I don't know what to do, Ed. I don't know what I *can* do. Even though I know who the sonofabitch is.
i only work here! and the lady's husband would know... oh, jesus.	How much to they want, Dave?
uh-huh.	I only work here! And the lady's husband would know... Oh, Jesus.
awkward?! ann'd throw me out on my keister! hell, it's her family's store--*her* store. i serve at the indulgence of the goddamn ownership, ed.	Uh-huh.
i guess it would be pretty awkward.	Awkward?! Ann'd throw me out on my keister! Hell, it's her family's store--*her* store. I serve at the indulgence of the goddamn ownership, Ed.
well, you know what that would do to me.	I guess it would be pretty awkward.
uh-huh.	Well, you know what that would do to me.
hell, i, i'm not proud of it. but, uh, that's not the worst of it. i got a note. a blackmail note. you know, come across or everybody knows.	Uh-huh.
uh-huh.	Hell, I, I'm not proud of it. But, uh, that's not the worst of it. I got a note. A blackmail note. You know, come across or everybody knows.
...ed, i...	What is it, Dave?
specialty store down in sacramento.	Uh-huh.
...say, where do you get those things anyway?	Specialty store down in Sacramento.
...fine. fine. well, you might want to drop by the annex when we open, update your suit--'course, you're in the smock all day.	...Say, where do you get those things anyway?
all right, i guess.	...Fine. Fine. Well, you might want to drop by the Annex when we open, update your suit--'course, you're in the smock all day.
couldn't be better. these're boom times in retailing. we're opening another store, big dave's annex, there on garson. this is strictly haberdashery--casual wear, pyjamas, ladies' foundations and undergarments. matter of fact, i'm thinking of making doris the comptroller. how're things at the, uh, the barbershop?	All right, I guess.
how's business, dave?	Couldn't be better. These're boom times in retailing. We're opening another store, Big Dave's Annex, there on Garson. This is strictly haberdashery--casual wear, pyjamas, ladies' foundations and undergarments. Matter of fact, I'm thinking of making Doris the comptroller. How're things at the, uh, the barbershop?
she's a rare one.	How's business, Dave?
mm.	She's a rare one.
...that's quite a wife you got there.	Mm.
...were you in the service, ed?	No, Dave, I wasn't.
how ya doin', ed?	OK. Take your coat, Ann?
...hell, i hope i've done the right thing.	My wife and I had not... performed the sex act in many years.
told what?	I, uh... thanks.
...doesn't become a matter of public record unless there's foul play. however. i don't believe i'm *prohibited* from telling you this. i guess i'm not obliged to tell you, either. i don't exactly know.  but if *i* were the man, i'd want to be told.	Told what?
just coffee.	You sure you don't want something stiffer?
rye.	Just coffee.
...doris--	Nah, don't say anything. I'm alright.
honey...	I knew we'd pay for it.
...my books used to be perfect. anyone could open them up, make sense of the whole goddamn store.	Honey...
should i... should i tell you why?	You don't have to tell me anything.
don't tell 'em anything. we're getting you freddy riedenschneider.	Should I... should I tell you why?
i know all about that. but i don't know how much to tell them.	Don't tell 'em anything. We're getting you Freddy Riedenschneider.
you don't have to tell them anything. we're getting you a lawyer.	I know all about that. But I don't know how much to tell them.
i helped him cook the books, ed. i did do that.	You don't have to tell them anything. We're getting you a lawyer.
you don't have to--	I helped him cook the books, Ed. I did do that.
...i don't know what happened to big dave. i know some of it. irregularities in my books, they said. can i explain it.	You don't have to--
what happened to you?	...I don't know what happened to Big Dave. I know some of it. Irregularities in my books, they said. Can I explain it.
i don't know what's going on. i--	What happened to you?
how are you?	I don't know what's going on. I--
honey.	How are you?
honey...	It's just a goddamn bowl of cherries, I'm sure.
life is so goddamn wonderful, you almost won't believe it.	Honey...
congratulations, gina.	Life is so goddamn wonderful, you almost won't believe it.
'gratulations, gina. it's so goddamn wonderful.	Congratulations, Gina.
...what's so damn strange about that?	I didn't say a word.
*that means i don't run nirdlinger's!*	Mm.
so?	*That means I don't run Nirdlinger's!*
...money problems. he's thinking about canceling the annex.	So?
ahh...	...Money problems. He's thinking about canceling the Annex.
how's that?	Ahh...
dave.	How's that?
who?	Dave.
...what a knucklehead.	Who?
nah, go ahead. i'm not big on parties.	Oh, don't be a grump.
come on, get ready. it's important.	Nah, go ahead. I'm not big on parties.
yeah, right.	Come on, get ready. It's important.
me? us! the party at nirdlinger's--i told you last week, for the christmas push.	Yeah, right.
where you going?	Me? Us! The party at Nirdlinger's--I told you last week, for the Christmas Push.
honey?	Mm.
...my first instinct was, no, no, the whole idea was nuts. but maybe that was the instinct that kept me locked up in the barbershop, nose against the exit, afraid to try turning the knob. what if i could get the money?	Honey?
...and inflame the passions of these twelve fine men and women...	...Well, he got his mistrial, but the well had run dry. There was nothing left to mortgage; Riedenschneider went home and the court appointed Lloyd Garroway...
...who among us is in a position to say...	...He told them to look at me--look at me close. That the closer they looked the less sense it would all make, that I wasn't the kind of guy to kill a guy, that I was the barber, for Christ's sake...
...how i was too ordinary to be the criminal mastermind the d.a. made me out to be, how there was some greater scheme at work that the state had yet to unravel, and he threw in some of the old truth stuff he hadn't had a chance to trot out for doris...	...who among us is in a position to say...
...a puny player on the great world's stage...	...how I was too ordinary to be the criminal mastermind the D.A. made me out to be, how there was some greater scheme at work that the state had yet to unravel, and he threw in some of the old truth stuff he hadn't had a chance to trot out for Doris...
...i gotta hand it to him, he tossed a lot of sand in their eyes. he talked about how i'd lost my place in the universe...	...a puny player on the great world's stage...
not guilty, your honor...	I tried to tell him the whole story, but Riedenschneider stopped me. He said the story made his head hurt, and anyway he didn't see any way of using it without putting me on the hot seat for the murder of Big Dave...
so... who... who actually--	Who? *Who?!* I don't know who! But the point is that if Mr Prosecutor over there had devoted half the time he's spent persecuting *this* woman to even the most cursory investigation of this schmoe's past, then we might *know* who! But we can't *know* what really happened! Because of Fritz, or Werner, or whatever the hell his name is! And because Me Prosecutor is *also* a lazy fat-assed sonofabitch who decided it's easier to victimize your wife! Because it's easier *not* to look! Because the more you look, the less you know! But the beauty of it is, we don't *gotta* know! We just gotta show that, goddamnit, *they* don't know. Reasonable doubt. Science. The atom. *You* explain it to me. Go ahead. Try.
...did big dave mention that it was something about his war service? i don't know, i wasn't there, *you'll* have to tell *us*. maybe he specified, maybe he didn't; i'm not putting words in your mouth; the point is that this liar, this cynical manipulator, this man who through his lies sneered and belittled the sacrifice and heroism of all our boys who *did* serve and bleed and puke and die on foreign shores, and who made a fool out of this entire town, turns to *you* to help him out of his jam. fat-assed sonofabitch!	So... who... who actually--
and now it turns out this dope spent the war sitting on his ass in some boatyard in san diego. you asked for blackmail, let me give you blackmail: mr hale-fellow-well-met, about to open his own business here, has been lying to everybody in this town for the last four years, probably including half the people sitting on that jury. well, it finally caught up with him--these dopes, it always does; someone threatened to spill it. somebody knew his dirty little secret, just like your wife says. they called, they demanded money...	...Did Big Dave mention that it was something about his war service? I don't know, I wasn't there, *you'll* have to tell *us*. Maybe he specified, maybe he didn't; I'm not putting words in your mouth; the point is that this liar, this cynical manipulator, this man who through his lies sneered and belittled the sacrifice and heroism of all our boys who *did* serve and bleed and puke and die on foreign shores, and who made a fool out of this entire town, turns to *you* to help him out of his jam. Fat-assed sonofabitch!
yeah.	And now it turns out this dope spent the war sitting on his ass in some boatyard in San Diego. You asked for blackmail, let me give you blackmail: Mr Hale-Fellow-Well-Met, about to open his own business here, has been lying to everybody in this town for the last four years, probably including half the people sitting on that jury. Well, it finally caught up with him--these dopes, it always does; someone threatened to spill it. Somebody knew his dirty little secret, just like your wife says. They called, they demanded money...
look, chum, this is a guy, from what i understand, told everybody he was a war hero, right? island hopping, practically liberated the pacific all by himself with a knife in one hand and a gun in the other and twenty yards of jap guts between his teeth.	Yeah.
...i don't get it.	Look, chum, this is a guy, from what I understand, told everybody he was a war hero, right? Island hopping, practically liberated the Pacific all by himself with a knife in one hand and a gun in the other and twenty yards of Jap guts between his teeth.
...i don't think so.	Will anyone corroborate and goddamn part of your story at all?
will anyone say they saw you there? on your way there? in there? on your was back?	...I don't think so.
i took doris's keys.	Will anyone say they saw you there? On your way there? In there? On your was back?
how did you get into the store?	I took Doris's keys.
i don't know. i don't think so.	How did you get into the store?
will anyone else say they knew?	I don't know. I don't think so.
i... just knew. a husband knows.	Will anyone else say they knew?
ok, how did you know?	I... just knew. A husband knows.
he and doris... were having an affair.	OK, how did you know?
ok, we forget the blackmail. *you* killed him. how come?	He and Doris... were having an affair.
--don't interrupt me--that's means. they got a fine upstanding pillar of the business community as a victim, and then they got *you*, a disgruntled number-juggling underling who on the day in question was drunk as a skunk and whose alibi for the time in question is being passed out at home, alone.	*I* was with her.
it was big dave's.	--don't interrupt me--that's Means. They got a fine upstanding pillar of the business community as a victim, and then they got *you*, a disgruntled number-juggling underling who on the day in question was drunk as a skunk and whose alibi for the time in question is being passed out at home, alone.
...you've gotta give me something to work with. freddy riedenschneider is good, but he's not a magician. he can't just wave his little wand in the air and make a plausible defense materialize. look. look at what the other side is gonna run at us. they got the company books, prepared by you--*cooked* by you--that's motive. they got a murder scene *you* had access to. that's opportunity. they got that little trimmer thing he was stabbed in the throat with--a *dame's* weapon--	It was Big Dave's.
terrific. your husband backs you up. that's terrific.	...You've gotta give me something to work with. Freddy Riedenschneider is good, but he's not a magician. He can't just wave his little wand in the air and make a plausible defense materialize. Look. Look at what the other side is gonna run at us. They got the company books, prepared by you--*cooked* by you--that's Motive. They got a murder scene *you* had access to. That's Opportunity. They got that little trimmer thing he was stabbed in the throat with--a *dame's* weapon--
i knew about it. big dave told me about it, and the spot he was putting himself in by getting the money.	Terrific. Your husband backs you up. That's terrific.
...ok.	Good! Any questions give me a ring-- Turandot suite; if I'm out leave a message. You sure you don't want anything? No?
good! that helps. not that she didn't do it, that she didn't confess. of course, there's ways to deal with a confession, but that's good!--one less thing to think about. now. interview. i'm seeing her tomorrow. you should be there. three o'clock. one more thing: you keep your mouth shut. i get the lay of the land, i tell *you* what to say. no talking out of school. what's out of school? everything's out of school. i do the talking; you keep your trap shut. i'm an attorney, you're a barber; you don't know anything. understood?	...OK.
no. of course not. she didn't do it.	Good! That helps. Not that she didn't do it, that she didn't confess. Of course, there's ways to deal with a confession, but that's good!--one less thing to think about. Now. Interview. I'm seeing her tomorrow. You should be there. Three o'clock. One more thing: you keep your mouth shut. I get the lay of the land, I tell *you* what to say. No talking out of school. What's out of school? Everything's out of school. I do the talking; you keep your trap shut. I'm an attorney, you're a barber; you don't know anything. Understood?
look, i don't wanna waste your time so i'll eat while we talk. ya mind? *you* don't mind. so while i'm in town i'll be staying at the hotel metropole, the turandot suite. yeah, it's goofy, the suites're named after operas; room's ok though, i poked around. i'm having 'em hold it for me on account of i'll be back and forth. in addition to my retainer, you're paying hotel, living expenses, secretarial, private eye if we need to make inquiries, headshrinker should we go that way. we'll talk about appeals if, as and when. for right now, has she confessed?	No. Of course not. She didn't do it.
birdy's in the parlor--i'm on long distance here.	Sure, Walter. Thanks.
yeah.	Birdy's in the parlor--I'm on long distance here.
i'm so damn sorry about your loss. terrible thing. just damn terrible.	Yeah.
i'm ok, walter, thanks.	I'm so damn sorry about your loss. Terrible thing. Just damn terrible.
ed, how're you holding up?	I'm OK, Walter, thanks.
uh-huh. he's the, uh...	Yeah, the best.
well, the best, the money-is-no-object best, for a criminal case, any lawyer would tell you freddy riedenschneider. out of sacramento. 'course, i don't know how you're fixed for money.	Uh-huh. He's the, uh...
uh-huh. is he the best then, for, uh...	Well, the best, the money-is-no-object best, for a criminal case, any lawyer would tell you Freddy Riedenschneider. Out of Sacramento. 'Course, I don't know how you're fixed for money.
...probity.	Uh-huh. Is he the best then, for, uh...
well, there's lloyd garroway in san francisco. probity--you know, no one ever said anything iffy about lloyd garroway. conservative. jury might like that. might like that here.	...Probity.
...so, uh, who should i--	Well, there's Lloyd Garroway in San Francisco. Probity--you know, no one ever said anything iffy about Lloyd Garroway. Conservative. Jury might like that. Might like that here.
i'm fine. thanks.	No thanks, honey.
coffee, ed?	I'm fine. Thanks.
taking it seriously.	So, who should I--
so--	Taking it seriously.
bert's ok, sure, he's a good man. i won't kid you though, ed, nobody around here has any experience with this kind of, er... and i hear they're bringing a prosecutor up from sacramento. capital offense. taking it seriously... hmm...	So--
he a good man?	Bert's OK, sure, he's a good man. I won't kid you though, Ed, nobody around here has any experience with this kind of, er... And I hear they're bringing a prosecutor up from Sacramento. Capital offense. Taking it seriously... Hmm...
'scuse me, just finished dinner. um. frankly, doris'd be better off with the county defender.	He a good man?
well, of course, i, uh, it's out of my league, criminal stuff. i do, uh, probate, real estate, title search, uh... i'd be absolutely worthless, something like this. absolutely worthless.	'Scuse me, just finished dinner. Um. Frankly, Doris'd be better off with the county defender.
yeah. what do i, uh...	Well, of course, I, uh, it's out of my league, criminal stuff. I do, uh, probate, real estate, title search, uh... I'd be absolutely worthless, something like this. Absolutely worthless.
ok. boy. jesus!	Yeah. What do I, uh...
i'm fine.	OK. Boy. Jesus!
sure you don't need one?	I'm fine.
no thanks.	Sure you don't need one?
oh, hell. drink?	No thanks.
thanks. thanks for seeing me, at home.	Oh, hell. Drink?
check out the rack on that broad in the angora.	Uh-huh.
yeah.	Check out the rack on that broad in the angora.
uh-huh. some beat, huh?	Yeah.
i don't work here. my wife does.	Uh-huh. Some beat, huh?
haven't i seen you up in ladies' wear?	I don't work here. My wife does.
...huh?	Haven't I seen you up in ladies' wear?
...i'm rachel abundas. everyone calls me birdy.	Sorry, I just didn't remember.
that was something. i'm ed crane.	I know who you are, Mr Crane.
he wrote some beautiful piano sonatas.	That was something. I'm Ed Crane.
that was quite something.	He wrote some beautiful piano sonatas.
oh, no. that was written by mr ludwig van beethoven.	That was quite something.
...did you make that up?	Oh, no. That was written by Mr Ludwig van Beethoven.
uh-huh.	They too use the toilet, Ed. In spite of appearances. And their money will be secured by the barbershop. A rock. A *rock*, the barbershop. I mean, how long has *this* place been here?
just people. they gotta put up the big front so that people will trust them with their money. this is why the big lobby, ed. but they put their pants on one leg at a time. just like you and me.	Uh-huh.
uh-huh.	Just people. They gotta put up the big front so that people will trust them with their money. This is why the big lobby, Ed. But they put their pants on one leg at a time. Just like you and me.
they're just people like you and me, ed. remember that.	Uh-huh.
the hell with it, eddie!	They're just people like you and me, Ed. Remember that.
that's very generous.	The hell with it, Eddie!
i don't care what it costs! this is when ya come together!	That's very generous.
frank, uh, you know i'll try to contribute, but, uh--freddy riedenschneider--	I don't care what it costs! This is when ya come together!
close ranks! goddamnit! those sons of bitches!	Frank, uh, you know I'll try to contribute, but, uh--Freddy Riedenschneider--
yeah.	Close ranks! Goddamnit! Those sons of bitches!
this is what family is for, ed! this is when ya come together!	Yeah.
...nah.	Damn, I got a headache to beat the band.
you don't got a headache?	...Nah.
ok.	You don't got a headache?
...how you today, ed?	OK.
i'm gonna mingle it with common house dirt.	What the hell are you talking about?
what the--	I'm gonna mingle it with common house dirt.
...i'm gonna take his hair and throw it out in the dirt.	What the--
no, i mean it's growing, it's part of us. and we cut it off. and throw it away.	Come on, Eddie, you're gonna scare the kid.
yeah--lucky for us, huh, pal?	No, I mean it's growing, it's part of us. And we cut it off. And throw it away.
i don't know... how it keeps on coming. it just keeps growing.	Yeah--lucky for us, huh, pal?
whuddya mean?	I don't know... How it keeps on coming. It just keeps growing.
...you ever wonder about it?	Whuddya mean?
yeah.	...You ever wonder about it?
this hair.	Yeah.
huh?	This hair.
frank.	Huh?
...you sure, eddie?	Yeah, yeah--go home.
yeah.	Sure, go to the store. Go there, describe to the man where you will be fishing, and for what, and the weather conditions, sun, no sun, whatnot, and so forth, and then you might as well have the man go ahead and sell you the goddamn FISH, Ed...
sportsmanship! that's my point. june fly, ed? mosquito? which of these? well, what fish do you seek?	Yeah.
uh-huh.	Sportsmanship! That's my point. June fly, Ed? Mosquito? Which of these? Well, what fish do you seek?
the point is there's a certain art to the process. the point is not merely to provide, and let me point out, these fish are not as dumb as you might think.	Uh-huh.
uh-huh.	The point is there's a certain art to the process. The point is not merely to provide, and let me point out, these fish are not as dumb as you might think.
...so you tie your own flies, ed. i mean, if you're really serious. you tie your own flies, you do a--i know it's matickless, i know, people say, hey, you can buy flies at the store-- but you can buy your fish at the store, ed, you see what i'm saying?	Uh-huh.
jesus...	Now, being a barber is a lot like being a barman or a soda-jerk; there's not much to it once you've learned the basic moves. For the kids there's the Butch, or the Heinie...
yeah.	Jesus...
russians exploded an a-bomb.	Yeah.
huh?	Russians exploded an A-bomb.
...ed?	Huh?
how d'ya like them apples?	...Ed?
uh-huh.	How d'ya like them apples?
says here that the russians exploded n a-bomb and there's not a damn thing we can do about it.	Uh-huh.
what'd he say?	Birdy...
birdy... i didn't mean to--	What'd he say?
i don't understand.	He's the dead guy.
they sent us to tell ya. we pulled the detail.	My *wife*?
huh?	They sent us to tell ya. We pulled the detail.
...we goin'?	Huh? No.
doesn't bother me.	Well, have you ever considered tar Macadam? People think it's just for public works and commercial purposes, roads, parking lots, so forth...
hello!	Hello.
my name is diedrickson. county medical examiner.	Yeah?
...i'm crane.	My name is Diedrickson. County medical examiner.
barber, right? i'm freddy riedenschneider. hungry? they tell me the chow's ok here. i made some inquiries.	No thanks, I--
yeah--	Barber, right? I'm Freddy Riedenschneider. Hungry? They tell me the chow's OK here. I made some inquiries.
...you're ed crane?	Yeah--
crane. ed crane.	You also have an interest in the securing property?
mr...?	Crane. Ed Crane.
'lo, ed.	Hello, Walter.
no, he's family, he's my brother-in- law.	Ah-hah. It would be best if he waited here.
not an owner.	No, he's family, he's my brother-in- law.
second chair.	Not an owner.
ah.	Second chair.
he's a barber.	Ah.
could you come with me please?	Sure. Can Ed come too?
yes, sir.	Could you come with me please?
oh, happy days! i wish i was doing well enough to turn away business! more power to ya, brother! the public be damned!	Hey, what's your problem, friend? This is a business establishment with posted hours--
we're just closing, friend.	Oh, happy days! I wish I was doing well enough to turn away business! More power to ya, brother! The public be damned!
ok, boys, which of you gets the privilege?	We're just closing, friend.
what'd he say? does he understand?	He said OK. Is that what he said?
you'll go to the prison hospital.	Under arrest for murder.
as soon as the doctor lets us, we gotta move you. does he understand that? we're supposed to tell him. are you conscious?	You'll go to the prison hospital.
uh... you're under arrest.	As soon as the doctor lets us, we gotta move you. Does he understand that? We're supposed to tell him. Are you conscious?
his eyes are open.	Uh... you're under arrest.
crane? we have to tell you, as soon as you're conscious--is he conscious?	His eyes are open.
are you awake?... is he awake?	Crane? We have to tell you, as soon as you're conscious--is he conscious?
visiting ends at five. too late today. you can see her tomorrow.	Sorry, pal. They sent us to tell ya.
...yeah, it's a tough break.	Visiting ends at five. Too late today. You can see her tomorrow.
homicide.	Well, embezzlement. And homicide. A guy named David Brewster. He's, uh... He's the decedent.
yeah, uh, they brung her to the county jail, uh...	Homicide.
...look, pal, it's a tough break, but, uh... well damnit, your wife's been pinched.	They sent us to tell ya.
there's some kind of animal loose in the museum.  pendergast's alone.  he needs help.  i want volunteers to go with me.	I'm in.
manual overrides aren't working.  i'm getting nothing, lieutenant.	Great.
there are a couple of kids who were lost yesterday near the site of the murder.  claimed they saw a monster. they're pretty determined to tell you their story.  you want to see them?	No.
it better be good.	There are a couple of kids who were lost yesterday near the site of the murder.  Claimed they saw a monster. They're pretty determined to tell you their story.  You want to see them?
uh, vince.  sorry.  this won't wait.	It better be good.
why not?	No one broke into this room, sir. Someone broke out.  That lock was torn off from the <u>inside</u>.
don't know if it'll do any good, mr. cuthbert.	Why not?
the claws are sharp... i must have cut myself.  better move these crates to the secure storage area where they'll be safe.	Don't know if it'll do any good, Mr. Cuthbert.
looks like the curse is still at work.	The claws are sharp... I must have cut myself.  Better move these crates to the secure storage area where they'll be safe.
anything missin'?	Doesn't look like it.  We're damned lucky.  This statue is priceless.
someone broke into this room.	Anything missin'?
i'm sorry, sir.  you okay?	Someone broke into this room.
beauregard!  you scared me half to death.	I'm sorry, sir.  You okay?
my office is on the third floor! there's a walk-in safe and a portable phone!  we can lock ourselves in the safe and call for help!	I have to help Pendergast.  Kawakita and Jonathan stay with me.  The rest of you can go with Cuthbert!
get his gun and his walkie talkie, jonathan.  move.	My office is on the third floor! There's a walk-in safe and a portable phone!  We can lock ourselves in the safe and call for help!
sweet jesus!	Get his gun and his walkie talkie, Jonathan.  Move.
pendergast may be in trouble.  don't you understand?  he still hasn't come back.  it's been over three hours --	He'll be back.  Relax.  We're in good shape.  Your security is air tight. There've been no more incidents, nothing suspicious.  There's no reason to call off the opening now.
you haven't got the authority.  only pendergast can pull the plug.	Pendergast may be in trouble.  Don't you understand?  He still hasn't come back.  It's been over three hours --
i'll go down and speak to him.	You haven't got the authority.  Only Pendergast can pull the plug.
it's too late now.  guests are arriving.  the mayor's car is pulling up.	I'll go down and speak to him.
i'm telling you, something's wrong. i still haven't heard from pendergast.  i think you should call it off.	It's too late now.  Guests are arriving.  The Mayor's car is pulling up.
we all love the museum.  i come here myself with my kids.  we're trying to work with you.	I appreciate that.
i don't want to scare people.	I understand.  But Mr. Cuthbert, we've got bigger problems.  Depending on what we find today, we may have to shut you down.
yes.	I don't want to scare people.
do they have to wear uniforms?	Yes.
if the party goes forward, and that's a big if... i've arranged for a large police presence.	Do they have to wear uniforms?
i've read about the museum's financial troubles.	We've been operating in the red for years.  That was the whole idea behind the Superstition Exhibit.  It was designed to pull people in. We've spent every penny we have on advance publicity, betting everything on the opening's success. If we postpone at the last minute... No.  I don't want to think about that.
if you like them, they're for sale. another day like yesterday and half the collection will be on the block.	I've read about the Museum's financial troubles.
i had no idea the museum had a complete collection of piranesi's forum sketches.	If you like them, they're for sale. Another day like yesterday and half the collection will be on the block.
fifteen... what's next?	Eight to the right!  Look!  I found it!
oh jesus...	Fifteen... what's next?
to the left twice then five no... sorry... i think it's fifteen... it's been a while...	Oh Jesus...
for chrissake, i'll do it.  what's the combination?!	To the left twice then five no... sorry... I think it's fifteen... it's been a while...
hurry up!	Just a minute.  I'm shaking!  Take the gun.
that thing won't come after us, right?  it's going for bigger game. the group blundering around in the basement.  poor fools.	Hurry up!
let's go!	That thing won't come after us, right?  It's going for bigger game. The group blundering around in the basement.  Poor fools.
battery's dead.  shit.	Let's go!
calm down.  i found it!	Battery's dead.  Shit.
forget it!	Calm down.  I found it!
i'll do it.  just let me find my portable phone.	Forget it!
what's the combination?	I'll do it.  Just let me find my portable phone.
behind you.	What's the combination?
where's the walk-in safe?	Behind you.
i got it after i was mugged in the subway last spring.	Where's the walk-in safe?
i made it outside.  i'll co-ordinate the rescue efforts from here.  help is on the way.  just sit tight.	It's a little late, you son of a bitch.  There's a friggin' monster loose in here!  Get the FBI, the fire department.  Find metal cutters, cut through.  And bring a cannon.  The damn thing is huge.
where the hell are you?	I made it outside.  I'll co-ordinate the rescue efforts from here.  Help is on the way.  Just sit tight.
d'agosta?  ippolito.  come in.	Where the hell are you?
ippolito!  get back here!	Like hell!
i told you!  they seal off all the cells.  they were designed to fall automatically in a system failure --	You said the system couldn't fail!
what doors?	I told you!  They seal off all the cells.  They were designed to fall automatically in a system failure --
the whole system is shutting down! we have to get out quickly before the fire doors fall!	What doors?
that would leave one exit for hundreds of people.  you'd be violating every fire regulation on the books.  we'll guard the perimeter with my men and engage the motion detectors in the other cells.  one more question.  i see a big hole.  if this entire thing is run by computer, what happens if the power fails?	You don't know much about computers, Lieutenant.  There are safeguards built in.  We have back-up systems with redundancies.  There's no way these computers can fail.
in every exhibition room.  the museum's divided into five cells. the reception and exhibit are in cell five.  we could arm the motion detectors in cells one to four, then seal the perimeter with our fire doors.	That would leave one exit for hundreds of people.  You'd be violating every fire regulation on the books.  We'll guard the perimeter with my men and engage the motion detectors in the other cells.  One more question.  I see a big hole.  If this entire thing is run by computer, what happens if the power fails?
that's great if you're stopping a burglar.  not our goal here.  are there motion detectors?	In every exhibition room.  The museum's divided into five cells. The reception and exhibit are in cell five.  We could arm the motion detectors in cells one to four, then seal the perimeter with our fire doors.
it's fool proof, basically.  i designed this whole thing myself. every valuable object in the museum carries a small electronic chip.  if anything's moved so much as an inch, we get an alarm pinpointing the exact location of the attempted theft.	That's great if you're stopping a burglar.  Not our goal here.  Are there motion detectors?
the cops are non-negotiable, ippolito.  why don't you just tell me how this space station works.	It's fool proof, basically.  I designed this whole thing myself. Every valuable object in the Museum carries a small electronic chip.  If anything's moved so much as an inch, we get an alarm pinpointing the exact location of the attempted theft.
this huge police presence tonight isn't necessary, lieutenant.  you'll just scare people off.  i can handle the security behind scenes with this system.  it's state of the art.	The cops are non-negotiable, Ippolito.  Why don't you just tell me how this space station works.
nice to see you, lieutenant.	The sub-basement, huh?  Great idea.
go out the north exit!  there's a hallway and a false wall by the greek vases.  run!	Everybody.  Get behind me.
i smell it.  it's here.	Go out the north exit!  There's a hallway and a false wall by the Greek vases.  Run!
the sub-basement?	I've been down there.  It links up to the old sewer system.  I can guide you out.
vince?  there's no way we can get to you with the fire doors down. there's an entrance to the sub- basement in the hall off the north side exit.	The sub-basement?
pendergast!  help!  it's right behind us!	This door's locked.  Try shooting the hinges off.
i think i should come with you.	We haven't got time.  You have to meet with museum security so we can make a decision about tonight.
apparently it's huge.	I think I should come with you.
how big is the sub-basement?	Apparently it's huge.
this isn't an animal, vince.  i've been on this case four months, remember?  i've learned a few things.	You've been holding out on me Pendergast.  You have a suspect capable of this?
i don't like animals.  never have. dog bit me when i was little.  after that i gave up on pets.  animals are irrational.  give me a psychotic killer any day.  if there's one thing that makes me queasy it's being part of a food chain.  my first case as a rookie, two brothers climbed a fence at the zoo.  it was late august.  over ninety.  the polar bear was inside his cave.  kids didn't know he was in there.  all they saw was the pool. they got to swimming and splashing. the noise woke up the bear.  by the time i arrived, both little boys were in pieces.  the bear was dragging one kid around by the foot. i can still hear the mother screaming --	This isn't an animal, Vince.  I've been on this case four months, remember?  I've learned a few things.
saliva test?  you mean, you think someone ate part of the brain?	Correct.
if you don't mind a suggestion, you might try a saliva test.	Saliva test?  You mean, you think someone ate part of the brain?
what happened to them?	If you don't mind a suggestion, you might try a saliva test.
no.  i think what we've got here is a psychotic killer wielding some kind of unusual weapon... who wants us to believe he's a monster.	Oh.
you think what we've got here is a monster as big as a house that smells... like hamburger?	No.  I think what we've got here is a psychotic killer wielding some kind of unusual weapon... who wants us to believe he's a monster.
i believed them.	You think what we've got here is a monster as big as a house that smells... like hamburger?
they heard the victim's name and wove him into their story.  nice touch.	I believed them.
how do you explain the part about beauregard?	They heard the victim's name and wove him into their story.  Nice touch.
i've got to admit, that was a damn sight better than "the dog ate my homework".	How do you explain the part about Beauregard?
you're kidding.	Unfortunately, no.
if you don't mind, this could be important.	You're kidding.
so the method of death is the only connection?	No.  There's more.  There were crates from this museum in the hold of the boat.
yes.  that's my case.  now it's yours. all the corpses were badly mutilated in a very particular way. decapitated.  brains extracted.  limbs torn to shreds.  it looked like the work of a large animal, but there was no sign of an animal on board.	So the method of death is the only connection?
who didn't?  big news.  out of brazil, wasn't it?	Yes.  That's my case.  Now it's yours. All the corpses were badly mutilated in a very particular way. Decapitated.  Brains extracted.  Limbs torn to shreds.  It looked like the work of a large animal, but there was no sign of an animal on board.
did you read about a boat that washed up outside of new orleans about four months ago?  twelve bodies on board.	Who didn't?  Big news.  Out of Brazil, wasn't it?
call me vince.	Did you read about a boat that washed up outside of New Orleans about four months ago?  Twelve bodies on board.
lieutenant --	Call me Vince.
then you won't like this one.  it's a piece of shit.	Lieutenant --
not at all.  i enjoy the smell of a good cigar.	Then you won't like this one.  It's a piece of shit.
i drink.  after hours of course.  on duty, i smoke.  do you mind?	Not at all.  I enjoy the smell of a good cigar.
in this violent world, i believe the only way to stay sane is to take time to notice beautiful things.	I drink.  After hours of course.  On duty, I smoke.  Do you mind?
can't really focus on birds at the moment, pendergast.  i'm tryin' to keep my breakfast down.	In this violent world, I believe the only way to stay sane is to take time to notice beautiful things.
an original roger tory peterson of a red-breasted merganser.  amazing.  i have a copy of this in my office at home.	Can't really focus on birds at the moment, Pendergast.  I'm tryin' to keep my breakfast down.
whose footprints?	Night watchman who found the body. Sweet old man.  Been tossing his cookies for over an hour.  Not a likely suspect.
careful.  that mess on the ground is brains.	Whose footprints?
where's the head?	Careful.  That mess on the ground is brains.
we need light in here, stat.	Where's the head?
mind if i have a look?	We need light in here, stat.
what's left of it.	Mind if I have a look?
the body?	What's left of it.
not at all.  i think we may be working on the same case.  if so, i could use your help.	The body?
vince d'agosta.  am i out?	Not at all.  I think we may be working on the same case.  If so, I could use your help.
special agent pendergast.  fbi.	Vince D'Agosta.  Am I out?
who are you?  the undertaker?	Special Agent Pendergast.  FBI.
shouldn't a drug that powerful be destroyed?	The virus itself might have positive applications.  They'll keep the plants in secure lock up while the studies are made.  Greg isn't joining us?
pardon my french, but bull shit.	This on top of the scratches... isn't it proof!
did you hear that?  my god.  he says that mbwun is real!	Pardon my French, but bull shit.
look.  it's some kind of letter.	May I see that?
this place is a maze.	I'm one of the few who know every inch it, now that John is gone.
dear god.  where are we, lieutenant?	I'd say we're in its home.
what's that doing here?	I don't know.  I thought Dr. Whittlesley died in South America.
dr. john whittlesley.	What's that doing here?
what does it say?	Dr. John Whittlesley.
what's that?	All right everybody, hold up!
not so loud.	What's that?
i believe in you a hundred percent, vince, but that's the second time we've been at that intersection.	Not so loud.
all right.  kawakita, cover the rear.	Oh shit.
how much ammo do we have to make a stand?	You're asking me?  I don't even know how to load this thing.
it's still back there!	I know.
what happened?!	There's a dead body in the exhibit! People are panicking, trampling each other trying to get out.
got my hands full here.	It's important.  Please.  You have to come!  Pendergast, too.  She's found out something.
dr. green has to see you!	Got my hands full here.
what is it?	Dr. Green has to see you!
lieutenant!  it's me.	What is it?
the thalamus and the hypothalamus, perhaps?	Yes.  Two organs the size of a walnut have been removed with what looks like surgical precision.
curious.  there's something missing.	The thalamus and the hypothalamus, perhaps?
right.  the entire brain appears to have been extracted.  may i see it, please?	Curious.  There's something missing.
someone who makes the hacksaw murderer look like mother teresa.	Right.  The entire brain appears to have been extracted.  May I see it, please?
what are we talking about here?	Someone who makes the Hacksaw Murderer look like Mother Teresa.
i hope you liked it.	Lovely bouquet.  After our last case, Vince took me out for a draft beer. As I recall we split the check.
oh yes!  who could forget.  afterwards you sent me that amazing case of chateau lafitte.	I hope you liked it.
we've met.  the hacksaw murders.  '89.	Oh yes!  Who could forget.  Afterwards you sent me that amazing case of Chateau Lafitte.
dr. frock?	Look who's here, Margo.
we will.	Remember, it has poor eyesight.  It hunts with its sense of smell.  So for God's sake, Margo, don't get those fibers on your clothes!
come back and get me.	We will.
i'm coming with you.	No, Dr. Frock.  You can't.
we can't.  we've managed to get inside the one place that's safe.  i think we should sit tight and wait for reinforcements.  if we go outside, we're risking more lives. you have to accept it, margo, there's nothing we can do.  the building must be swarming with police by now.  it won't take long for them to get through the doors.	That thing could kill ten people in a matter of minutes.
none of that matters now.  the people upstairs need us.  we have to help.	We can't.  We've managed to get inside the one place that's safe.  I think we should sit tight and wait for reinforcements.  If we go outside, we're risking more lives. You have to accept it, Margo, there's nothing we can do.  The building must be swarming with police by now.  It won't take long for them to get through the doors.
what's that?	It's one of the fire doors.  Good Lord, Margo.  We're trapped!
don't stop now.	What's that?
dr. frock.  did you hear that?	Don't stop now.
some kind of power failure.  maybe it's the storm.  do you have a flashlight?	I think so.
what's going on?	Some kind of power failure.  Maybe it's the storm.  Do you have a flashlight?
and it's hungry.  it's been two days since it's eaten.  there are five hundred people arriving right now. the animal hunts at night and it has a keen sense of smell!  all those people in one enclosed space...	It's like ringing the dinner bell.
margo, what you've just described is a killing machine.	And it's hungry.  It's been two days since it's eaten.  There are five hundred people arriving right now. The animal hunts at night and it has a keen sense of smell!  All those people in one enclosed space...
with the intelligence of a human being, the speed of a greyhound, and the strength of a grizzly bear.	Margo, what you've just described is a killing machine.
so the claw came from a huge creature with a preternatural sense of smell and poor eyesight that hunts at night.	With the intelligence of a human being, the speed of a greyhound, and the strength of a grizzly bear.
"nocturnal.  external hair and bony plates.  locomotor speed 60-70 kilometers.  reduced optic chiasm"... poor eyesight.  "external mucoid nasal glands,"... very keen scent... "morphological characteristics: highly robust.  aggressiveness: extreme."	So the claw came from a huge creature with a preternatural sense of smell and poor eyesight that hunts at night.
quadrupedal!  the other name for mbwun.  "he who walks on all fours."	"Nocturnal.  External hair and bony plates.  Locomotor speed 60-70 kilometers.  Reduced optic chiasm"... poor eyesight.  "External mucoid nasal glands,"... very keen scent... "Morphological characteristics: Highly robust.  Aggressiveness: extreme."
all right, assuming the program is accurate, this is a description of the animal with that claw.  "species unidentified.  genus: unidentified.  phylum unknown.  male, weight in excess of 240 kg.  brain capacity, 900 centimeters." that means it's highly intelligent. "quadrupedal."	Quadrupedal!  The other name for Mbwun.  "He Who Walks on All Fours."
that's not so unusual.  many plants carry viruses.  like the burls on maple trees.	But a virus normally codes for other viruses.  This one's making human and animal proteins.  Listen to this.  "Glycotetraglycine collagenoid. Weinstein's tropic hormone.  4- monoxytocin supressin hormone."
look at this.  an ambyloid reovirus protein.  that explains why the computer's confused.  the plant's infected with a virus.	That's not so unusual.  Many plants carry viruses.  Like the burls on Maple trees.
come on, margo.  we're on the verge of something huge.  let's consider the possibility, just the three of us, alone in this room.  what if john was right.  i mean, what if?  and he sent back an egg of his monster in the crates.  when it got to the museum, it hatched.	Several problems with that theory. For one thing, this egg is intact. For another, according to Pendergast, the crates were shipped here on a boat.  Everyone on board was killed like Beauregard.  If the thing hatched in mid-ocean, where did it go?
let's not jump to conclusions.  this egg could belong to any number of reptiles, dr. frock.	Come on, Margo.  We're on the verge of something huge.  Let's consider the possibility, just the three of us, alone in this room.  What if John was right.  I mean, what if?  And he sent back an egg of his monster in the crates.  When it got to the museum, it hatched.
like the claw.	Let's not jump to conclusions.  This egg could belong to any number of reptiles, Dr. Frock.
what are they?	They're eggs.
margo, these aren't seed pods.	What are they?
whatever it is, it must be common on the tepui.  john used it as packing material.	You're right.
i'm not sure.  as you know, the kothoga lived outside civilization on the tepui for thousands of years. species flourished in isolation when man and pollution rendered them extinct.  this could be one of the last remaining samples of an unknown plant.	Whatever it is, it must be common on the tepui.  John used it as packing material.
what is it?	I'm not sure.  As you know, the Kothoga lived outside civilization on the tepui for thousands of years. Species flourished in isolation when man and pollution rendered them extinct.  This could be one of the last remaining samples of an unknown plant.
let me see the plant press.	What is it?
a blow dart.  seed pods.  a plant press.  pretty unimpressive stuff.	Let me see the plant press.
i can't help thinking there's something that pendergast overlooked.  if the scratches were made by whatever killed beauregard, it wants something that's in here.	A blow dart.  Seed pods.  A plant press.  Pretty unimpressive stuff.
that cuthbert.  what a piece of work. someone's dead and all he cares about is his superstition exhibit.	Cuthbert's counting on the exhibition's success.  The museum is in debt.  Contributions and public funding have dried up.  Admissions no longer cover overhead.  The last big infusion of cash we had was the King Tut exhibit.  Cuthbert was hired to get us out of the red.  If the Superstition Exhibit isn't lucrative, he'll have to start auctioning off some of these gems.
you are this museum.  it won't be the same without you.	Everyone needs a change of scenery. I've been rolling down these halls for forty-odd years.  That's quite enough.
this isn't a death sentence.  greg has promised to teach me fly fishing.  i'll garden.  i'll write.	You are this museum.  It won't be the same without you.
you must.	This isn't a death sentence.  Greg has promised to teach me fly fishing.  I'll garden.  I'll write.
i'm not giving up.	You must.
come on.  i'll walk you back to the elevator.	I'm not giving up.
healing plant use among the ki tribe of bechuanaland has been cancelled to make room for tibetan erotic art.	Come on.  I'll walk you back to the elevator.
your work is highly relevant.  what about your display on primitive pharmacology?  cuthbert told me himself he was going to feature it prominently in the superstition exhibit.	Healing plant use among the Ki tribe of Bechuanaland has been cancelled to make room for Tibetan Erotic Art.
with all due respect, dear, that's bull.  you dance rings around me with your new technology.  you've left me in the dust.	Your work is highly relevant.  What about your display on Primitive Pharmacology?  Cuthbert told me himself he was going to feature it prominently in the Superstition Exhibit.
my work on fossil intermediates would be crippled without you.	With all due respect, dear, that's bull.  You dance rings around me with your new technology.  You've left me in the dust.
yes it is.  i'm tired and i'm no longer needed --	My work on fossil intermediates would be crippled without you.
how can you say that?  you know it's not true.	Yes it is.  I'm tired and I'm no longer needed --
no, margo.  this is one problem you can't solve.  you have to stay out of it.  the fact is, i want to retire.	How can you say that?  You know it's not true.
let me help.  i can take care of everything.	No, Margo.  This is one problem you can't solve.  You have to stay out of it.  The fact is, I want to retire.
please.  don't humiliate me further.	Let me help.  I can take care of everything.
we can't do without you.  you're one of the foremost authorities on primitive pharmacology.  you're practically an institution around here.	That, apparently, is the problem. I'm yesterday's news.  Who needs a Curator of Plant Biology in a museum with one exhibit on plants?  Monsters and dinosaurs, cannibals and shamans are the new currency of the realm.
now margo, don't overreact.  cuthbert has to cut costs somehow.  my leaving makes perfect sense.  this isn't exactly early retirement.  i've overstayed the party a bit.	We can't do without you.  You're one of the foremost authorities on primitive pharmacology.  You're practically an institution around here.
i don't believe it.	Now Margo, don't overreact.  Cuthbert has to cut costs somehow.  My leaving makes perfect sense.  This isn't exactly early retirement.  I've overstayed the party a bit.
yes.  bit of a shock.  but as cuthbert so tactfully put it, the museum needs new blood.  and since i've been here since the mesozoic era --	I don't believe it.
dr. frock, i was wondering.  what happened to the rest of whittlesley's plants?	They were sent to the Center For Disease Control in Atlanta.
what's that?	Footsteps!
margo, this is too dangerous.  you always think you can solve everything.  this time you don't have enough information.  the animal might behave in unexpected ways.  leave her here with me.  don't put her in danger.	He's right.
we think it may have something to do with the eggs we found in the crate.	I don't believe it.
i don't know.  it was walled over.  no one's been down there in years.	You said you had plans of the museum.  Could we see them, please?
where is that?	I don't know.  It was walled over.  No one's been down there in years.
not really.  just the sub-basement.	Where is that?
are there any hidden rooms or staircases?  places where someone could hide?	Not really.  Just the sub-basement.
yes.	Are there any hidden rooms or staircases?  Places where someone could hide?
you said john whittlesley made a study of your blueprints of the museum.	Yes.
read it out loud.	"Dear Louis, Tomorrow we go to the south end of the tepui where we'll be in the greatest danger, so I'm sending Carlos back with the crates.  You always believed in me, Louis, even in the darkest days.  So it gives me great pleasure to tell you your faith has been rewarded.  We've made an incredible find.  I enclose a representation of Mbwun.  Note the exaggerated claws, the reptilian attributes, the hints of bipedalia. It's beyond belief, but this statue is accurate.  I know because I've seen the beast."
it's from john.  those two arrows were his insignia.  it's addressed to louis moriarty, a patron who financed his expeditions.	Read it out loud.
this means there must be an animal loose in the museum!	I wouldn't be so sure.
and failed.  these doors are solid steel.	This means there must be an animal loose in the museum!
something tried to get into this room!	And failed.  These doors are solid steel.
do you mean dr. whittlesley?	Yes.  John made quite a study of the whole museum.  He had a copy of my original plans.
how many storage areas are there?	They fill seven floors.  We have the largest collection of mammals and dinosaurs in the world.  Just to give you an idea, there are more than three million insects specimens.  Not to mention amphibians, reptiles, birds, anthropological artifacts, meteorites, minerals and gems.  Only about five percent of the museum collection is actually on display.
happy to be useful.  it's rare enough these days.  according to security, beauregard put the whittlesley crates in storage area 1012.	How many storage areas are there?
thank you for taking the time to help us with this, dr. frock.	Happy to be useful.  It's rare enough these days.  According to security, Beauregard put the Whittlesley crates in storage area 1012.
way cool.  then you know where the dinosaurs are.	Fourth floor, West wing, but stay with your class.
evolutionary biologist.  i study how life on earth evolved over millions of years.	Way cool.  Then you know where the dinosaurs are.
nothing.  i'm in third grade.  what's a revolutionary what ch'a ma' callit?	Evolutionary Biologist.  I study how life on earth evolved over millions of years.
i'm an evolutionary biologist.  what do you do?	Nothing.  I'm in third grade.  What's a revolutionary what ch'a ma' callit?
what do you do?	I'm an Evolutionary Biologist.  What do you do?
yes, i do.	What do you do?
you work here?	Yes, I do.
they were yellow!	You're color blind.
they were green eyes and they were slit like a lizard's.	They were yellow!
it had a long tongue, teeth this big and yellow eyes.	They were green eyes and they were slit like a lizard's.
like this.	It had a long tongue, teeth this big and yellow eyes.
and it snuffled the ground like a dog.	Like this.
well almost.  depends which house.  it smelled like old hamburger, and it made this weird noise.	And it snuffled the ground like a dog.
not that big.	Well almost.  Depends which house.  It smelled like old hamburger, and it made this weird noise.
big as a house.	Not that big.
we were just lost, okay?  and we went down this curvy staircase.  at the bottom was a big shadow.	Big as a house.
what is it?	I don't know.  But I think it's bad.
quiet!	What is it?
i don't want to go this way.	Don't be a wuss.  Come on.
chicken.  this is a great short cut.	I don't want to go this way.
we're not supposed to go back there.	Chicken.  This is a great short cut.
she's never going to take us to see the dinosaurs.  that lady said they were on the fourth floor.	Let's ditch and find them ourselves.
this room sucks.	She's never going to take us to see the dinosaurs.  That lady said they were on the fourth floor.
oh no.  i smell it.	Keep the animal quiet.
jesus, what is this?	Another storage room.
oh... my... god!	Quiet.
it's alright.  i can tell by the way the dog's acting that whatever was out there is gone.  what is this place?	Not on the map.  Looks like it connects with the city sewer.
come on.  let's get back to the others.  we can't leave them alone.	It's alright.  I can tell by the way the dog's acting that whatever was out there is gone.  What is this place?
look.  it's hobbes!  he's all right.	Come on.  Let's get back to the others.  We can't leave them alone.
there's something out there!  let's go get it now!  that's why we came down here, isn't it?	He's right.  Follow me.
argo!  hobbes!	Get back!  Now!
stop!	Holy mother, what is that?
shut them up!	Heel Argo!  Hobbes!  Heel!
keep the light up.  i can't see.	Shut them up!
they've got something.	Keep the light up.  I can't see.
the dogs have lost the scent, mr. pendergast.  maybe we should head back.	Not yet.  Let's try the fork to the left.
hard to read in this light.  the ink is so faded.	The dogs have lost the scent, Mr. Pendergast.  Maybe we should head back.
not today.  besides, i think the director of the museum is expecting you.	Okay.
how about lunch?	Not today.  Besides, I think the director of the museum is expecting you.
got to finish this thesis sometime.	How about lunch?
is dr. frock safe!	Yes, he's fine.  Greg... take care of yourself!
eats them?	Yes.  Whatever killed Beauregard may have lived on this plant.  When the crates were put in secure storage, they were out of reach.  The killer couldn't get them, so it got the next best thing.
pendergast told me the killer extracts and eats the hypothalamus and thalamus of the victim's brains!	Eats them?
so what?	Pendergast told me the killer extracts and eats the hypothalamus and thalamus of the victim's brains!
this is it.  this is what he, or it... is after!  the plant has high concentrations of the same hormones found in minute quantities in the human brain!	So what?
4-monoxytocin is... "a hormone secreted by the human hypothalamus gland."	Try Weinstein's tropic hormone.
what kind of hormones?	4-monoxytocin is... "A hormone secreted by the human hypothalamus gland."
these plant fibers are loaded with hormones!	What kind of hormones?
what kind of egg is it?	It's reptilian.
lizard dna and human dna on the same strand?  impossible.  the sample must be contaminated.	There's another possibility.  A lot of repeated base pairs could suggest a high level of genetic damage.
turkish gecko, i believe.  a lizard.	Lizard DNA and human DNA on the same strand?  Impossible.  The sample must be contaminated.
what do you make of it, margo?	It's not mammalian, that's for sure. I think it's reptilian.
mbwun.	What's that?
for once i'm glad you're rumor central.  what in the world is going on?	Someone's been murdered.  Not shot, strangled or stabbed, either.  Torn limb from limb.  There's talk of a psychotic killer or even an animal.
that's impossible.	I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, but you know me.  Telegraph. Telephone.  Tell Kawakita.  I got the definitive word from Cuthbert's secretary.  This is Dr. Frock's last week.
frock's been fired.	That's impossible.
what?	Frock's been fired.
margo, you haven't heard?	What?
i have the species identification on these teeth.  we can extract dna and start running tests on the extrapolator program.  call dr. frock.  he wanted a demonstration.	Margo, you haven't heard?
but at what a price.	I have the species identification on these teeth.  We can extract DNA and start running tests on the extrapolator program.  Call Dr. Frock.  He wanted a demonstration.
if i spent half the time on my fractal evolution thesis that i spend on this fly rod, i'd have my phd.	But at what a price.
i'm so glad to see you.  what's the occasion?	I'm in town on a case.  Dropped by to see Vince and we thought we'd see the new display.
i can't!	You have to.  Do it now!
he has to look here or i won't get a clear shot.  call him, margo.	I can't!
do it, quickly.  please.  aim for the eye.	He has to look here or I won't get a clear shot.  Call him, Margo.
i have to shoot.	Do it, quickly.  Please.  Aim for the eye.
just like john.  he won't listen.	I have to shoot.
you have to!  listen!  all viruses pass on their own dna.  instruct the cells of the host to make more viruses!  this one was different.  it inserted a whole array of genes into john.  reptile genes, sixty five million years old.  those genes remade him!  it's not his fault!	Whatever that thing is, we have to kill it!
i don't believe it.	You have to!  Listen!  All viruses pass on their own DNA.  Instruct the cells of the host to make more viruses!  This one was different.  It inserted a whole array of genes into John.  Reptile genes, sixty five million years old.  Those genes remade him!  It's not his fault!
that thing is john whittlesley.  i should have seen it before!  the fibers are infected with a virus. you eat them, and the virus alters your dna!  he became addicted to them in south america, followed the plants back to the states.  he probably entered the country as a man.  it would have taken several months for the change to take place. that's how he got from the boat to the museum!	I don't believe it.
what?	That thing is John Whittlesley.  I should have seen it before!  The fibers are infected with a virus. You eat them, and the virus alters your DNA!  He became addicted to them in South America, followed the plants back to the states.  He probably entered the country as a man.  It would have taken several months for the change to take place. That's how he got from the boat to the museum!
no!  don't kill him!  pendergast, you were right.  it's john!	What?
we're not going to make the storage room!	Listen to me, Pendergast.  Mbwun's DNA is part homo sapien.  In primates, the eye is a direct path to the brain!  If you get a clean shot, there's only one place you can kill it.  Shoot it in the eye!
you smell that?	It's coming.  Run.
oh god!  help!	You smell that?
help someone!	Oh God!  Help!
that's a ptarmigan, feigning a broken wing.  the bird pretends to be injured to draw the fox away from its nest!	It's deceptively simple.  Like a Bruckner Symphony or a Matisse.
the answer's right in front of us.	That's a ptarmigan, feigning a broken wing.  The bird pretends to be injured to draw the fox away from its nest!
how?	The answer's right in front of us.
we have to try and draw it off!	How?
for what?	I think... for the pleasure of the kill.
no.  it's still hunting, but not for the hormones.	For what?
then it won't go after the others?	No.  It's still hunting, but not for the hormones.
i think... it means it's full.	Then it won't go after the others?
it didn't want the fibers.  what does that mean?	I think... it means it's full.
its eyesight is worse than i thought.  it couldn't see us.  and it couldn't smell us through the glass.	It didn't want the fibers.  What does that mean?
what happened?	Its eyesight is worse than I thought.  It couldn't see us.  And it couldn't smell us through the glass.
what is it doing?	It's scared of me.
hide quickly!	What are you going to do?
is there another way around?	No.  The planetarium is in the next cell.  This is one of the fire doors...
the planetarium!	Vince!
that was d'agosta.	The planetarium!
you'd slow us down and put margo in danger.	Unlock one of the other storage rooms.  We're going upstairs.  We'll leave a trail back to 1012 and try to trap the monster in here.
but what can we do?  our guns are useless --	We have the fibers.  Don't you see? The creature is hungry.  It wants the hormones in these plants.  It would take hundreds of human brains to supply what's in these fibers.  We're just a poor substitute.  To make it stop hunting, we have to give it what it wants.
it's not supernatural.  mbwun is an animal.  part lizard, part human, a genetic freak of some kind, like the half-goat, half-sheep they found last year in the jungles of vietnam.	But this isn't the jungle!  This is New York.  How did it get here?  A thing like that crossed two continents.  It makes no sense!
i don't know how to deal with this. it's hellish.  like nothing i ever saw.  i'm not trained to deal with a monster, a supernatural creature like that.	It's not supernatural.  Mbwun is an animal.  Part lizard, part human, a genetic freak of some kind, like the half-goat, half-sheep they found last year in the jungles of Vietnam.
no.  a chromium alloy tipped .45 caliber bullet bounced off that thing's skull like a spit ball.  i think it was bothered by my light.	That would fit.  It's nocturnal. Quick.  Come inside.
wounded?	No.  A chromium alloy tipped .45 caliber bullet bounced off that thing's skull like a spit ball.  I think it was bothered by my light.
gone.	Wounded?
you're not.  where is it?	Gone.
no.  i think i'm hallucinating.	You're not.  Where is it?
pendergast?  are you all right?	No.  I think I'm hallucinating.
when dna is defective, it often uncontrollably replicates long repeating sequences of the same base pair.  viruses can damage dna.  so can radiation, certain chemicals.  even cancer.  let's let the g.s.e. sort it out.  i have to get started.  this will take several hours.	We need someone to take us to the secure storage area.
genetic damage?	When DNA is defective, it often uncontrollably replicates long repeating sequences of the same base pair.  Viruses can damage DNA.  So can radiation, certain chemicals.  Even cancer.  Let's let the G.S.E. sort it out.  I have to get started.  This will take several hours.
what was it?	I don't know.  Mr. Pendergast.  Do me a favor.  Get me a DNA readout on that claw.
all right.  this is hard for me.  i'm a scientist.  i like order and logic. sometimes too much.  there's got to be an explanation.  there can't be an animal in there.  but i saw something.	What was it?
they're all heavily armed.	All right.  This is hard for me.  I'm a scientist.  I like order and logic. Sometimes too much.  There's got to be an explanation.  There can't be an animal in there.  But I saw something.
i didn't imagine it.  i know what i saw.  are you sure there are enough men in there?	They're all heavily armed.
dr. green...	I didn't imagine it.  I know what I saw.  Are you sure there are enough men in there?
that's not what i saw.	All right.  If you're positive.
behind me.  over there.	That's not what I saw.
where did you see it?	Behind me.  Over there.
it's okay, i'm all right.  i remember now... it was an animal.  something large!  i could smell it.  it was hunting me.  i saw two green eyes in the dark.	Where did you see it?
you were behind me?  running after me?	It's okay, I'm all right.  I remember now... It was an animal.  Something large!  I could smell it.  It was hunting me.  I saw two green eyes in the dark.
i heard you calling and i ran after you, but you kept disappearing and i couldn't keep up.	You were behind me?  Running after me?
i don't know.	I heard you calling and I ran after you, but you kept disappearing and I couldn't keep up.
what happened?	I don't know.
i'm not sure.  we should split up. you take that hall and i'll take this one.	All right.  I'm as macho as you are. Perhaps.
where would we find it?	I'm not sure.  We should split up. You take that hall and I'll take this one.
would you mind showing it to me?	Where would we find it?
i don't know.  he sent back a statue that's supposed to be an exact representation.  but i've never seen it.  it's in the exhibit.	Would you mind showing it to me?
i don't think so.  i think we were meant to think it was mbwun.  did whittlesley's monster have claws?	I don't know.  He sent back a statue that's supposed to be an exact representation.  But I've never seen it.  It's in the exhibit.
my god.  then it was an animal.	I don't think so.  I think we were meant to think it was Mbwun.  Did Whittlesley's monster have claws?
something came up in autopsy tonight.  imbedded in beauregard's body we found a claw.	My God.  Then it was an animal.
i don't understand.	Something came up in autopsy tonight.  Imbedded in Beauregard's body we found a claw.
what if whittlesley arrived on the tepui and no monster was there?  was he desperate enough to create one?	I don't understand.
no.  i'm all right.  i won't let this affect me anymore.  john wouldn't get help.  his ego endangered the lives of others.  his theory came first.	What if Whittlesley arrived on the tepui and no monster was there?  Was he desperate enough to create one?
no one knows.  the kothoga who live on the tepui are cannibals.	No.  I'm all right.  I won't let this affect me anymore.  John wouldn't get help.  His ego endangered the lives of others.  His theory came first.
what happened?	No one knows.  The Kothoga who live on the tepui are cannibals.
yes.  he developed his own theory that he called the calisto effect. it held that evolution wasn't always gradual or driven by natural selection.  the environment would sometimes cause sudden and grotesque changes which could result in a "monster species".  it made no sense. but he felt he had evidence that mbwun was such a monster, living in isolation on the tepui for thousands of years.	What happened?
a monster?	Yes.  He developed his own theory that he called the Calisto Effect. It held that evolution wasn't always gradual or driven by natural selection.  The environment would sometimes cause sudden and grotesque changes which could result in a "monster species".  It made no sense. But he felt he had evidence that Mbwun was such a monster, living in isolation on the tepui for thousands of years.
a legendary monster called mbwun.	A monster?
tell me about the last expedition. what was he looking for?	A legendary monster called Mbwun.
he was afraid of himself.  he tried suicide once.  he was ill.  manic depressive.  he had wild emotional highs and lows.  not a happy affliction for a scientist.  he'd been revered in our community.  by the end he was a joke.	Tell me about the last expedition. What was he looking for?
you were afraid of him, weren't you?	He was afraid of himself.  He tried suicide once.  He was ill.  Manic depressive.  He had wild emotional highs and lows.  Not a happy affliction for a scientist.  He'd been revered in our community.  By the end he was a joke.
that was two years ago.  john was still in love with me.  he wouldn't leave me alone.	You were afraid of him, weren't you?
i ran an internet search on dr. whittlesley.  got a list of his scholarly articles and the engagement announcement in the times.  i also found a record of your restraining order.	That was two years ago.  John was still in love with me.  He wouldn't leave me alone.
how did you know that?	I ran an internet search on Dr. Whittlesley.  Got a list of his scholarly articles and the engagement announcement in the Times.  I also found a record of your restraining order.
you were going to be married.	How did you know that?
yes.  once.  we met at columbia.  john held the cadwalader chair in statistical paleontology when i was a grad student there.	You were going to be married.
you loved him.	Yes.  Once.  We met at Columbia.  John held the Cadwalader Chair in Statistical Paleontology when I was a grad student there.
john couldn't have anything to do with a horrible thing like that.  he was a fine man despite his problems --	You loved him.
the people killed were mauled and their brains were eaten.  just like beauregard.  one part of the brain was extracted with surgical precision.  the hypothalamus and thalamus to be exact.	John couldn't have anything to do with a horrible thing like that.  He was a fine man despite his problems --
i don't understand.	The people killed were mauled and their brains were eaten.  Just like Beauregard.  One part of the brain was extracted with surgical precision.  The hypothalamus and thalamus to be exact.
disappeared.  his body wasn't among the victims.	I don't understand.
and john?	Disappeared.  His body wasn't among the victims.
dr. whittlesley was last seen in belem, venezuela a week after the rest of his expedition disappeared. a taxi driver drove him to the harbor where he boarded a cargo boat.  that boat washed up in my district.  everyone on board was killed.	And John?
you have time to talk?	Dr. Whittlesley was last seen in Belem, Venezuela a week after the rest of his expedition disappeared. A taxi driver drove him to the harbor where he boarded a cargo boat.  That boat washed up in my district.  Everyone on board was killed.
if he were alive he'd have contacted me.	You have time to talk?
maybe not.	If he were alive he'd have contacted me.
somehow, when all this happened... i knew it would come back to john.  is he really dead?	Maybe not.
no.  i came to talk about dr. john whittlesley.	Somehow, when all this happened... I knew it would come back to John.  Is he really dead?
with a dna analysis from a fossil you can use this program to tell the species and sex of the animal, whether it was nocturnal, what it ate, how it hunted, how big it was...  you aren't here for a lesson in dna.	No.  I came to talk about Dr. John Whittlesley.
how does it work?	With a DNA analysis from a fossil you can use this program to tell the species and sex of the animal, whether it was nocturnal, what it ate, how it hunted, how big it was...  You aren't here for a lesson in DNA.
an invention of mine.  it's a computer program designed to describe the characteristics of a given species from a reading of its dna.  i call it the genetic sequence extrapolator.	How does it work?
special agent pendergast.  fbi. forgive me.  i guess i was snooping. what is this?	An invention of mine.  It's a computer program designed to describe the characteristics of a given species from a reading of its DNA.  I call it the Genetic Sequence Extrapolator.
you want to book the flight?	It doesn't matter.  I'll make other arrangements.
that's right.	You want to book the flight?
i thought you were in a hurry.	That's right.
why wouldn't i?	I thought you were in a hurry.
i do have a fabulous rate on a cruise ship departing for fiji tomorrow.  but you wouldn't want to do that.	Why wouldn't I?
you are a travel agent, aren't you?  "doris"?  your job is to help people travel.	I do have a fabulous rate on a cruise ship departing for Fiji tomorrow.  But you wouldn't want to do that.
it's the busy season.	You are a travel agent, aren't you?  "Doris"?  Your job is to help people travel.
<i>a month.</i>	It's the busy season.
i'm sorry.  i don't have anything for at least a month.	<i>A month.</i>
today.	I'm sorry.  I don't have anything for at least a month.
when do you want to leave, remembering, of course, you do lose a day on the way there?	Today.
one.	When do you want to leave, remembering, of course, you do lose a day on the way there?
viti levu.  for how many?	One.
i'm sorry, er...the biggest one.	Viti Levu.  For how many?
<i>where</i> in fiji?  what island?	I'm sorry, er...the biggest one.
<i>fiji.</i>	<i>Where</i> in Fiji?  What island?
where exactly?	<i>Fiji.</i>
i want to book a flight to fiji.	Where exactly?
i'm sorry to keep you.  how can i help?	I want to book a flight to Fiji.
he doesn't care.	Do it!
what music?	<i>Storm</i> music...Wagner...
cue music...	What music?
why would we--	Sweep the harbor.
we're not watching the sea.	Why would we--
it's just a matter of time.	We're not watching the sea.
what have we missed?	It's just a matter of time.
i'm sure we'll get him on this next sweep.	What have we missed?
all prop cars accounted for?	He has to be on foot.  He has the world's most recognizable face.  He can't disappear.
we've declared a curfew.  everyone else is at first positions.	All prop cars accounted for?
give me a shot from truman's ring.	He gave it back to his father.
what happened down there?	He was tidying up his garbage.  I was going to call you.  But half-way through, he gave up and fell asleep.
what's to see?	What's on the ClockCam?
why wasn't i told?  any unpredictable behavior has to be reported.  is that the best shot we can get?	What's to see?
he moved down there after meryl packed up and left.	Why wasn't I told?  Any unpredictable behavior has to be reported.  Is that the best shot we can get?
why is he in the basement?	He moved down there after Meryl packed up and left.
close up?	No, hold back...
we've learnt about life as truman has and, despite the complaints of a minority, it's been an overwhelmingly positive experience, for truman and for the viewing public.	Let's take another call.  London, England, you're on "Tru Talk."
i've been tempted.  but i think it's important to retain objectivity.  i wouldn't want to get emotionally caught up.	The Hague for Christof...The Hague?...lost them.  Hollywood, California, you're on "Tru Talk."
you've never actually met truman, yourself.  never thought about doing a cameo--playing a veterinarian, or a priest, something like that?	I've been tempted.  But I think it's important to retain objectivity.  I wouldn't want to get emotionally caught up.
why do you feel that truman's never come close to discovering the true nature of his world?	We accept the reality of the world with which we're presented.  As the show expanded, naturally we were forced to manufacture ways to keep Truman in Seahaven - demonstrating that every venture is accompanied by a risk.
and it's all available in the "truman" show" catalogue.  operators are standing by.	Why do you feel that Truman's never come close to discovering the true nature of his world?
there's nothing on the show i don't use myself.	And it's all available in the "Truman" Show" catalogue.  Operators are standing by.
all products carefully chosen and tested by you for quality and aesthetic value.	There's nothing on the show I don't use myself.
yes, everything you see on the show is for sale - from the actors' wardrobe, food products, to the very homes they live in--	All products carefully chosen and tested by you for quality and aesthetic value.
no, of course not.  and since the show runs 24 hours a day with no commercial breaks the staggering profits are all generated from product placement.	Yes, everything you see on the show is for sale - from the actors' wardrobe, food products, to the very homes they live in--
people forget it takes the <i>population</i> of an entire country to keep the show running.	No, of course not.  And since the show runs 24 hours a day with no commercial breaks the staggering profits are all generated from product placement.
and the show now generates a yearly income equivalent to the gross national product of a small country.	People forget it takes the <i>population</i> of an entire country to keep the show running.
that's correct.	And the show now generates a yearly income equivalent to the gross national product of a small country.
who knew that a show originally meant to last one year - "bringing up baby" - would turn into a "cradle to grave" concept.  he is in fact the first child in the world to be legally adopted by a corporation.	That's correct.
in competition with five other unwanted pregnancies - the casting of a show determined by an air date - he was the one who arrived on cue.	Who knew that a show originally meant to last one year - "Bringing Up Baby" - would turn into a "cradle to grave" concept.  He is in fact the first child in the world to be legally adopted by a corporation.
of course, his eagerness to leave his mother's womb also meant he was the one selected.	In competition with five other unwanted pregnancies - the casting of a show determined by an air date - he was the one who arrived on cue.
he was curious from birth - premature by two weeks, as if he couldn't wait to get started.	Of course, his eagerness to leave his mother's womb also meant he was the one selected.
let me demonstrate some examples.	He was curious from birth - premature by two weeks, as if he couldn't wait to get started.
we should remind viewers that truman, especially as a child, presented a challenge for the production.	Let me demonstrate some examples.
as with our own lives, the only people he can't cast are his family.  otherwise he has final approval, able to elevate an extra into a lead role as was the case with his only real friend, marlon, or alternatively relegate a star to a bit player.	Istanbul, Turkey, you're on with master videographer, Christof.
of course, truman has always been very much in on casting.	As with our own lives, the only people he can't cast are his family.  Otherwise he has final approval, able to elevate an extra into a lead role as was the case with his only real friend, Marlon, or alternatively relegate a star to a bit player.
certainly a nomination.	Of course, Truman has always been very much in on casting.
are we talking emmies?	Certainly a nomination.
we find many viewers leave him on all night for comfort.  haven't you ever watched your child or your lover sleep?	Let's go to some of those viewers' calls.
but how do you account for the popularity of those eight hours a day when truman sleeps?	We find many viewers leave him on all night for comfort.  Haven't you ever watched your child or your lover sleep?
not only does he give us a glimpse of the truth, he gives us a glimpse of ourselves.	But how do you account for the popularity of those eight hours a day when Truman sleeps?
i prefer to think of it as a mirror.	Not only does he give us a glimpse of the truth, he gives us a glimpse of ourselves.
a window onto the human condition?	I prefer to think of it as a mirror.
we've become tired of watching actors give us phony emotions, bored with pyrotechnics and special effects.  while the world he inhabits is counterfeit, there's nothing fake about truman himself.  no scripts, no cue cards.  it's not always shakespeare but it's genuine.  that's how he can support an entire channel.	A window onto the human condition?
it has to be the reality.	We've become tired of watching actors give us phony emotions, bored with pyrotechnics and special effects.  While the world he inhabits is counterfeit, there's nothing fake about Truman himself.  No scripts, no cue cards.  It's not always Shakespeare but it's genuine.  That's how he can support an entire channel.
but recent events have been so dramatic, it does raise the perennial question. what keeps us watching this one man twenty-four hours a day - eating, sleeping, working, sitting for hours in contemplation?	It has to be the reality.
as you know ratings have never been our primary goal.  i imagine we'll lose those voyeurs only interested in witnessing truman's latest torment.  however, i'm certain that our core audience will remain loyal.	But recent events have been so dramatic, it does raise the perennial question. What keeps us watching this one man twenty-four hours a day - eating, sleeping, working, sitting for hours in contemplation?
let's talk ratings.  "truman" has always enjoyed top ten status but the huge surge over the last few days--how do you hope to sustain that audience now that truman appears to have reconciled himself?	As you know ratings have never been our primary goal.  I imagine we'll lose those voyeurs only interested in witnessing Truman's latest torment.  However, I'm certain that our core audience will remain loyal.
of course.	Let's talk ratings.  "Truman" has always enjoyed top ten status but the huge surge over the last few days--how do you hope to sustain that audience now that Truman appears to have reconciled himself?
amnesia.	Of course.
how <i>do</i> you intend to explain his twenty- two year absence?	Amnesia.
that and a fat, new contract.	How <i>do</i> you intend to explain his twenty- two year absence?
i understand he's hardly had a life of his own since he left the show.  how did you convince him--was it the opportunity to be close to truman again?	That and a fat, new contract.
since kirk started this whole crisis in truman's life, i came to the conclusion that he was the only one who could end it.	I understand he's hardly had a life of his own since he left the show.  How did you convince him--was it the opportunity to be close to Truman again?
--and certainly the first time that an intruder has been rewarded with a starring role.  i really must congratulate you on writing kirk back in.  a master stroke.	Since Kirk started this whole crisis in Truman's life, I came to the conclusion that he was the only one who could end it.
--a dead one at that.	--and certainly the first time that an intruder has been rewarded with a starring role.  I really must congratulate you on writing Kirk back in.  A master stroke.
of course, there hasn't been anything to compare with this - the first time an intruder has been a former cast member--	--a dead one at that.
the catalyst for the recent dramatic events was of course truman's father, kirk, and his infiltration onto the show. before we discuss that, it's worth reminding viewers that this isn't the first time someone from the outside world has tried to reach truman.	We <i>have</i> had our close calls in the past.
thank you.	The catalyst for the recent dramatic events was of course Truman's father, Kirk, and his infiltration onto the show. Before we discuss that, it's worth reminding viewers that this isn't the first time someone from the outside world has tried to reach Truman.
welcome.	Thank you.
truman, i've watched you your whole life. i saw you take your first step, your first word, your first kiss.  i know you better than you know yourself.  you're not going to walk out that door--	--You never had a camera in my head.
i have a map.	Truman, I've watched you your whole life. I saw you take your first step, your first word, your first kiss.  I know you better than you know yourself.  You're not going to walk out that door--
nothing was real.	<i>You</i> were real.  That's what made you you so good to watch.
you're the star.	Nothing was real.
<i>a show.</i>  then who am i?	You're the star.
a show - that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions.	<i>A show.</i>  Then who am I?
the creator of what?	A show - that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions.
i'm the creator.	The creator of what?
who are you?	I'm the creator.
because his mother got sick - very sick.  he couldn't leave her.  he's a kind boy, maybe too kind.	I can't believe he married Meryl on the rebound.
but why didn't he just follow her to fiji?	Because his mother got sick - very sick.  He couldn't leave her.  He's a kind boy, maybe too kind.
the memory of who?	Shhh!
they removed all physical trace of her but they couldn't erase the memory.	The memory of who?
what's he doing?	They removed all physical trace of her but they couldn't erase the memory.
sure she would.	Guess I always thought they'd adopt.
you think she'd go through with it?	Sure she would.
why not?	You think she'd go through with it?
it's not gonna be his, you idiot.	Why not?
how can they have a child?	It's not gonna be his, you idiot.
it's beautiful!  what are you waiting for?	I...I can't.
i think i've studied enough.	It's beautiful!  What are you waiting for?
well, what do you want to do?	I think I've studied enough.
if we don't go now, it won't happen.	Well, what do you want to do?
right now?  we've got finals tomorrow.	If we don't go now, it won't happen.
now.	Right now?  We've got finals tomorrow.
actually, i'm free sunday.	Now.
saturday?	Actually, I'm free Sunday.
no.	Saturday?
no?  really?  good, i mean, i thought possibly a pizza.  how about friday?	No.
no...i, er.	No?  Really?  Good, I mean, I thought possibly a pizza.  How about Friday?
you have a boyfriend?  of course you do.	No...I, er.
i'm sorry.  it's not up to me.	You have a boyfriend?  Of course you do.
it's okay.  i probably wouldn't talk to me either.	I'm sorry.  It's not up to me.
--i'm not allowed to talk to you.	It's okay.  I probably wouldn't talk to me either.
i'm truman, truman burbank--	--I'm not allowed to talk to you.
that's right.  lauren.	I'm Truman, Truman Burbank--
lauren, right?	That's right.  Lauren.
oh, yes.	Lauren, right?
you take japanese.	Oh, yes.
what's that?	The thing that started all of this.
not the whole thing, truman.  you were right about one thing.	What's that?
so what are you saying, marlon, the whole thing has been in my head--?	Not the whole thing, Truman.  You were right about one thing.
and the last thing i'd ever do is lie to you.  think about it, truman, if everybody's in on it, i'd have to be in on it too. i'm not in on it, because there is no <i>it.</i>	So what are you saying, Marlon, the whole thing has been in my head--?
it's a lot of world for one man.  you sure that's not wishful thinking, you wishing you'd made something more of yourself? christ, truman, who hasn't sat on the john and had an imaginary interview on "seahaven tonight"?  who hasn't wanted to be somebody?	This is different.  Everybody seems to be in on it.
i don't know what to think, marlon. maybe i'm going out of my mind, but i get the feeling that the world revolves around me somehow.	It's a lot of world for one man.  You sure that's not wishful thinking, you wishing you'd made something more of yourself? Christ, Truman, who hasn't sat on the John and had an imaginary interview on "Seahaven Tonight"?  Who hasn't wanted to be somebody?
stay where you are!	Truman?  It's me, Marlon.  I need to talk to you.
just between you and me, marlon, i'm going away for a while.	Really?
that's the "big guy".  quite a paintbrush he's got.	Just between you and me, Marlon, I'm going away for a while.
yeah...	That's the "Big Guy".  Quite a paintbrush he's got.
i went all over but i never found a place like this.  look at that sunset, truman.  it's perfect.	Yeah...
when you were hauling chickens for kaiser poultry, what was the furthest you ever went off the island?	I went all over but I never found a place like this.  Look at that sunset, Truman.  It's perfect.
no.	When you were hauling chickens for Kaiser Poultry, what was the furthest you ever went off the island?
things.  things that doesn't fit.  maybe i'm being set up for something. you ever feel like that, marlon?  like your whole life has been building to something?	No.
what exactly?	Things.  Things that doesn't fit.  Maybe I'm being set up for something. You ever feel like that, Marlon?  Like your whole life has been building to something?
this is where it started.	What exactly?
what're we doing here, truman?	This is where it started.
i told you i can't.	I've got to show you something.
could be.  beard looks phony.  it's when i'm unpredictable.  they can't stand that.  that's why we've got to get out of here.  can you come with me?	I told you I can't.
how about them?	Could be.  Beard looks phony.  It's when I'm unpredictable.  They can't stand that.  That's why we've got to get out of here.  Can you come with me?
it's hard to tell.  they look just like regular people.	How about them?
who?	It's hard to tell.  They look just like regular people.
i think he's alive.  i'll tell you about it later.  i'm definitely being followed.	Who?
your dad?!	I think he's alive.  I'll tell you about it later.  I'm definitely being followed.
i think it's got something to do with my dad.	Your Dad?!
no.  truman, if this is another one of your fantasies...	I think it's got something to do with my dad.
there's no point in trying to explain it, but a lot of strange things have been happening - elevators that don't go anywhere, people talking about me on the radio, you know what i mean?	No.  Truman, if this is another one of your fantasies...
<i>mixed up?</i>  mixed up in what?	There's no point in trying to explain it, but a lot of strange things have been happening - elevators that don't go anywhere, people talking about me on the radio, you know what I mean?
i think i'm mixed up in something.	<i>Mixed up?</i>  Mixed up in what?
are you okay?  you look like shit.	I think I'm mixed up in something.
i'm onto something, marlon - something big.	Are you okay?  You look like shit.
sorry, i'm way behind.	I'm onto something, Marlon - something big.
i've got to talk to you.	Sorry, I'm way behind.
--truman, what are you doing here?	I've got to talk to you.
marlon--	--Truman, what are you doing here?
sure.  it's halogen.  shame it didn't hit you - you could've sued.  you coming for a drink?	I can't tonight.
you really think it could've dropped off an airliner?	Sure.  It's halogen.  Shame it didn't hit you - you could've sued.  You coming for a drink?
you think so?	Trust me.
i figured, what's the point?  i knew i'd just be taking my problems with me.  once the kids came along, it made me look at seahaven with new eyes.  i realized, what the hell could be better than this?  i'm telling you.  what you really need is someone to carry on the "burbank" name.	You think so?
yeah, what happened?	I figured, what's the point?  I knew I'd just be taking my problems with me.  Once the kids came along, it made me look at Seahaven with new eyes.  I realized, what the hell could be better than this?  I'm telling you.  What you really need is someone to carry on the "Burbank" name.
truman, you know, i did think about moving away one time.	Yeah, what happened?
nursery?	<i>Spare room</i> - I can start thinking about selling up...and I'll be gone.  Up and away on that big steel bird.  I'm going, don't you worry about that.
it's not that simple.  takes money, planning.  you can't just up and go.  oh, i'm going to do it, don't worry about that.  i've just got to move slow.  pick my moment.  bonus time's just around the corner.  soon as i finish the...	Nursery?
so when are you leaving?	It's not that simple.  Takes money, planning.  You can't just up and go.  Oh, I'm going to do it, don't worry about that.  I've just got to move slow.  Pick my moment.  Bonus time's just around the corner.  Soon as I finish the...
see here, this is us.  all the way round here, fiji.  you can't get any further away before you start coming back.  y'know, there are still islands in fiji where no human has ever set foot.	So when are you leaving?
yeah?  outta what?	Outta my job, outta Seahaven, off this island...<i>out!</i>
i'm thinking of getting out, marlon.	Yeah?  Outta what?
--what are my plans now?  well, next i'm thinking of tackling the yuba river in an authentic canoe from the algonquin tribe. --i'm talking about the north fork, a class five rapid - only i'm not going <i>down</i> the yuba, i'm going <i>up.</i>  do you honestly think for one minute i'd go back to some dreary office to rubber stamp meaningless documents...do you?	--Truman, you're gonna be late!
no.  you said, "do something."  who were you talking to?  tell me!	Truman, stop it!
you're the one talking to the walls!	No.  You said, "Do something."  Who were you talking to?  Tell me!
who were you talking to?!	You're the one talking to the walls!
do something...	Who were you talking to?!
stop this now.  i'll do it.  i swear.	Do something...
you're having a nervous breakdown, that's what's happening.	You're part of this, aren't you?!
what the hell has that got to do with anything?  tell me what's happening?!	You're having a nervous breakdown, that's what's happening.
i've tasted other cocoas.  this is the best.	What the hell has that got to do with anything?  Tell me what's happening?!
--what the hell are you talking about?!	I've tasted other cocoas.  This is the best.
why don't i make you some of this new mococoa drink?  all natural.  cocoa beans from the upper slopes of mount nicaragua. no artificial sweeteners--	--What the hell are you talking about?!
that's not true.	Why don't I make you some of this new Mococoa Drink?  All natural.  Cocoa beans from the upper slopes of Mount Nicaragua. No artificial sweeteners--
why do you want to have a child with me? you can't stand me.	That's not true.
let me get you some help, truman.  you're not well.	Why do you want to have a child with me? You can't stand me.
i've got my seahaven bankcard.	So we just eat into our savings, is that the idea?  I'd better call your mother when we get there.  She'll be worried sick - I don't know how she's going to take this.
so what do we do for money when we get to new orleans?	I've got my Seahaven Bankcard.
truman, what about that sign?	I'm sure they're just exaggerating.
i bet you did.	Truman, what about that sign?
truman, i took the "hypocrite" oath!	I bet you did.
there's been an accident, truman.	Uhuh.  There's no accident.  It's just more stalling.
it's hard to go places, isn't it?	There's been an accident, Truman.
let me out, truman.  you're not right in the head.  you want to destroy yourself, you do it on your own!	I think I'd like a little company.
i've changed my mind again.  what's new orleans like this time of year?  mardi gras.  or let's just see where the road takes us.	Let me out, Truman.  You're not right in the head.  You want to destroy yourself, you do it on your own!
truman, that was our house!	I've changed my mind again.  What's New Orleans like this time of year?  Mardi Gras.  Or let's just see where the road takes us.
you blaming me for the traffic?	Should I?
blocked at every turn.  beautifully synchronized, don't you agree?	You blaming me for the traffic?
because i never have.  that's why you go places, isn't it?	Truman, I think I'm going to throw up.
so why do you want to go?	Because I never have.  That's why you go places, isn't it?
that's right.  i do, don't i?	So why do you want to go?
you hate gambling.	That's right.  I do, don't I?
where shall we go?  where shall we go? spontaneity is what it's all about. forget fiji.  we can't very well drive to fiji, can we?  what about atlantic city?	You hate gambling.
let's go now.	What?!
are you listening to a word i'm saying?	You're upset because you want to go to Fiji.  Is that it?
--we need more charcoal.	Are you listening to a word I'm saying?
i won't be here sunday.	--we need more charcoal.
i invited marlon and rita for a barbeque sunday.  i thought i'd make my potato salad.  remind me--	I won't be here Sunday.
--you're a nurse, aren't you?	Put some butter on it--or ice?
i don't know--	--you're a nurse, aren't you?
what do i do?	I don't know--
oh, my god!	What do I do?
arrah!	Oh, my God!
what's the hurry?	Surgery.  The elevator disaster downtown on the news last night.  Cable snapped, a car dropped ten floors.  Non-union contractors.  Monsters.  We're starting with an amputation.
i'm sorry, i'm late.	What's the hurry?
i have to talk with you.  but not here.  let's go for a walk.	I'm sorry, I'm late.
good night, mother.	See you in a minute, sweetheart.
i'll take you home, angela.  why don't you leave those with us for a while?	Good night, Mother.
come on, truman.  haven't you studied enough?	I still want to look over a couple of things.
i made macaroni.	I'm not hungry.
what did you want?	I made macaroni.
your mother called.  you shouldn't upset her like that.	What did you want?
how do you know?	Your mother called.  You shouldn't upset her like that.
i know.	How do you know?
fixing the mower.  i saw my father today.	I know.
what're you doing down here?	Fixing the mower.  I saw my father today.
this'll pass.  everybody thinks like this now and then.  come to bed.	I think I'm going to stay up for a while.
i thought we were going to try for a baby.  isn't that enough of an adventure?	That can wait.  I want to get away.  See some of the world.  Explore.
it'd be an adventure.	I thought we were going to try for a baby.  Isn't that enough of an adventure?
we're mortgaged to the eyeballs, truman. there's the car payments.  are we just going to walk away from our financial obligations?	It'd be an adventure.
maybe i feel like a teenager.	We're mortgaged to the eyeballs, Truman. There's the car payments.  Are we just going to walk away from our financial obligations?
and then what, truman?  we'd be back to where we were five years ago.  you're talking like a teenager.	Maybe I feel like a teenager.
--we could bum around the world for a year on that.	And then what, Truman?  We'd be back to where we were five years ago.  You're talking like a teenager.
every time you and marlon--	--We could bum around the world for a year on that.
--i figure we could scrape together eight thousand.	Every time you and Marlon--
oh, god.	--I figure we could scrape together eight thousand.
i've been thinking--	Oh, God.
where have you been?	I've been thinking--
i won't be late.	Did something happen today?
i was hoping we could have a special evening.	I won't be late.
a man tripped and fell on a chainsaw.  we got three of his fingers back on.	I was hoping we could have a special evening.
how did it go today?	A man tripped and fell on a chainsaw.  We got three of his fingers back on.
hi, honey.  look at this.  it's a "chef's-mate."  dicer, slicer and peeler in one.  never needs sharpening. dishwasher safe.	Gee, that's great.
well, what do you think?	They're...  perfect.  Thank you.
it's a surprise.	Well, what do you think?
what's that?	It's a surprise.
truman, you're gonna be late!	What's that?
...personally i think the unconquered south face is the only one worth scaling...of course it's a 20,000 foot sheer wall of ice but then when did that ever stop me before?...naturally, i intend to make the ascent without the benefit of oxygen but also without crampons or even an ice pick...<i>risks?</i>...  ...sure i'm aware of the risks--why else do you think i would spend seven years as an adjuster in a life insurance company...?	Truman, you're gonna be late!
it looks so small.	Things always do--when you look back.
hold on a minute, dear.  here's us at mount rushmore.  you remember, truman--when dad was still with us - that was quite a drive.  you slept all the way there.	It looks so small.
we ought to be getting you back, mother.	Hold on a minute, dear.  Here's us at Mount Rushmore.  You remember, Truman--when Dad was still with us - that was quite a drive.  You slept all the way there.
i'm telling you, if it wasn't him, it was his twin.  did dad have a brother?	You know he was an only child, like you.  I know how bad you feel about what happened--sailing into that storm.  But I don't blame you, Truman.  I never have.
--darling--	I'm telling you, if it wasn't him, it was his twin.  Did Dad have a brother?
they never found dad's body--maybe somehow--	--Darling--
about time they started cleaning up the trash downtown.  we don't want to end up like the rest of the country.	They never found Dad's body--maybe somehow--
it was dad, i swear, dressed like a homeless man.  and you know what else was really strange?  a businessman and a woman with a little dog appeared from nowhere and forced him onto a bus.	About time they started cleaning up the trash Downtown.  We don't want to end up like the rest of the country.
it doesn't sound insane, truman.  i swear i see him ten times a week--in a hundred faces.  i almost hugged a perfect stranger in the salon last thursday.	It was Dad, I swear, dressed like a homeless man.  And you know what else was really strange?  A businessman and a woman with a little dog appeared from nowhere and forced him onto a bus.
i spend half my life out in the sun, mother, why would i need vitamin d?	I feel certain my condition runs in the family.  Can't this wait, dear?
you look very pale, truman.  are you taking your vitamin d's?	I spend half my life out in the sun, Mother, why would I need vitamin D?
i've got something to tell you.  you'd better sit down.	You look very pale, Truman.  Are you taking your vitamin D's?
you know surprises aren't good for me. you should really call before you come over, dear.	I've got something to tell you.  You'd better sit down.
oh, just so.	You know surprises aren't good for me. You should really call before you come over, dear.
how's your hip?	Oh, just so.
well, i made it through another night.	How's your hip?
how are you, mother?	Well, I made it through another night.
you got it.	Fine.  I'll tell her.
when you get to fiji?	You got it.
tell her, tell her...i had to go to fiji. i'll call her when i get there.	When you get to Fiji?
i'll try.	Tell her, tell her...I had to go to Fiji. I'll call her when I get there.
sure.  okay.  fine.  can you pass on a message?	I'll try.
i'm afraid that's impossible--she's in pre-op.	Sure.  Okay.  Fine.  Can you pass on a message?
i'm looking for my wife--nurse burbank. it's important.	I'm afraid that's impossible--she's in pre-op.
well, thank you for your help.	You're welcome, Truman.
the whole area's being evacuated.	Well, thank you for your help.
is there any way around?	The whole area's being evacuated.
leak at the plant.  they had to shut her down.	Is there any way around?
now what?	Leak at the plant.  They had to shut her down.
i don't understand.	You must listen.  Everybody's pretending, Truman.
--it doesn't matter.  everybody knows about it.  they know everything you do. the point is, you got scared.	I don't understand.
were you there--how do you know?	--It doesn't matter.  Everybody knows about it.  They know everything you do. The point is, you got scared.
--and your teacher said, "you're too late, truman.  there's nothing left to explore."	Were you there--how do you know?
--how do you know about that?	--And your teacher said, "You're too late, Truman.  There's nothing left to explore."
just listen.  you remember when you were a little boy, you stood up in class and said you wanted to be an explorer like magellan--	--How do you know about that?
there's no one here.	Just listen.  You remember when you were a little boy, you stood up in class and said you wanted to be an explorer like Magellan--
they're going to stop me talking to you.	There's no one here.
who?	They're going to stop me talking to you.
they're coming.  any minute.	Who?
see you tomorrow, truman.	You can count on it.
i'd ask for identification.	See you tomorrow, Truman.
tyrone, what if i said i didn't want meatball today?	I'd ask for identification.
good.  good.	Tyrone, what if I said I didn't want meatball today?
not bad.  i just won the state lottery.	Good.  Good.
how's it going, truman?	Not bad.  I just won the State Lottery.
well, we're fbi agents.	You're not FBI agents.
we don't even know you.	Well, we're FBI agents.
i think you better tell us.	We don't even know you.
not supposed to talk about it.	You're not supposed to talk about it? Who told you that?
do you live around here?	Yeah.
why don't you go home to the old lady --	Sorry. Don't have one.
does what?	Why don't you go home to the old lady --
i think that about does it, spooky.	Does what?
what do i do.  i'm a key figure in an ongoing government charade. an annoyance to my superiors. a joke among my peers. "spooky," they call me. spooky mulder. whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was a kid. who now chases little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens and anyone who'll listen that the fix is in. that our government's hip to the truth and a part of the conspiracy. that the sky is falling and when it hits it's gonna be the shitstorm of all time.	I think that about does it, Spooky.
what do you do?	What do I do.  I'm a key figure in an ongoing government charade. An annoyance to my superiors. A joke among my peers. "Spooky," they call me. Spooky Mulder. Whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was a kid. Who now chases little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens and anyone who'll listen that the fix is in. That our government's hip to the truth and a part of the conspiracy. That the sky is falling and when it hits it's gonna be the shitstorm of all time.
a woman?  work.	What do you do?
yup.	A woman?  Work.
poopy day?	Yup.
i need your clothes, byers.	Me?
you called 911. except the call was intercepted.	They took her --
scully had a violent reaction to a bee sting --	You called 911. Except the call was intercepted.
they gave you a craniotomy to relieve the pressure from a subdural hematoma. but you've been unconscious since they brought you in.	When was that?
you were shot in the head. the bullet broke the flesh on your right brow and glanced off your temporal plate.	Penetration but not perforation.
what am i doing here?	You were shot in the head. The bullet broke the flesh on your right brow and glanced off your temporal plate.
no, they don't.	Most of what I find in here is lacking a coherent picture of an organization with an attributable motive. I realize you're very lucky to be alive Agent Scully. The ordeal you've endured has clearly affected you -- though the holes in your account leave this panel with little choice but to delete these references from our final report to the Justice Department. Until which time hard evidence becomes available that would give us cause to pursue such an investigation.
well...where would you like me to start? antarctica is a long way from dallas, agent scully. i can't very well submit a report to the attorney general that alleges the links you've made here. bees and corn crops do not quite fall under the rubric of domestic terrorism.	No, they don't.
what is it you find incredible?	Well...where would you like me to start? Antarctica is a long way from Dallas, Agent Scully. I can't very well submit a report to the Attorney General that alleges the links you've made here. Bees and corn crops do not quite fall under the rubric of domestic terrorism.
working with?	Agent Mulder.
i hope to. we're working to develop this evidence --	Working with?
nothing completely conclusive --	I hope to. We're working to develop this evidence --
and you have conclusive evidence of this? something to tie this claim of yours to the crime --	Nothing completely conclusive --
yes. i know.	And you have conclusive evidence of this? Something to tie this claim of yours to the crime --
-- those are very serious allegations, agent scully --	Yes. I know.
that the bombing in dallas may have been to destroy the bodies of those firemen, so their deaths and the reason for them wouldn't have to be explained --	-- those are very serious allegations, Agent Scully --
are you going to let us in on what exactly you're trying to prove --	That the bombing in Dallas may have been to destroy the bodies of those firemen, so their deaths and the reason for them wouldn't have to be explained --
yes.	Are you going to let us in on what exactly you're trying to prove --
you've been back to dallas?	Yes.
i apologize for making you wait -- i've brought some new evidence with me --	Evidence of what?
special agent scully --	I apologize for making you wait -- I've brought some new evidence with me --
of what?	They seemed to buy our story about the Hanta virus. You'll make sure the families are taken care of financially, along with a sizeable donation to the community.  Maybe a small roadside memorial.
tell them he was trying to save the young boy's life, and that he died heroically like the other firemen.	Of what?
this man's family will want to see the body laid to rest.	Tell them he was trying to save the young boy's life, and that he died heroically like the other firemen.
incinerate it. like the others.	This man's family will want to see the body laid to rest.
and if it's unsuccessful?	Incinerate it. Like the others.
no. no...we need to try our vaccine on it.	And if it's unsuccessful?
do you want me to destroy this one, too? before it gestates?	No. No...we need to try our vaccine on it.
the developing organism is using his life energy, digesting bone and tissue. we've just slowed the process.	Do you want me to destroy this one, too? Before it gestates?
how can this be?	The developing organism is using his life energy, digesting bone and tissue. We've just slowed the process.
technically and biologically, though he'll never recover.	How can this be?
this man's still alive.	Technically and biologically, though he'll never recover.
heat, i think. the coincident invasion of a host, the fireman, and an environment that raised his basic body temperature above ninety eight point six.	This man's still alive.
brought on by what?	Heat, I think. The coincident invasion of a host, the fireman, and an environment that raised his basic body temperature above ninety eight point six.
we brought the atmosphere back down to freezing in order to control the development, which is nothing like we've ever seen.	Brought on by what?
yes.	We brought the atmosphere back down to freezing in order to control the development, which is nothing like we've ever seen.
you've got something to show me.	Yes.
who?	Kurtzweil, we think.
mulder was in dallas when we were trying to dispose of evidence. he's gone back there again. someone has tipped him.	Who?
do they know?	Mulder was in Dallas when we were trying to dispose of evidence. He's gone back there again. Someone has tipped him.
there are complications.	Do they know?
my lateness may have well been absence. a course has already been taken.	There are complications.
its effect on the host has changed. the virus no longer just invades the brain as a controlling organism. it's developed a way to modify the host body.	Into what?
who called this meeting?	Strughold. He's just gotten on a plane in Tunis.
we have a situation. the members are assembling.	Is it an emergency?
yes.	We have a situation. The members are assembling.
you want a call if we turn up kurtzweil?	No. Don't bother.
yeah, i had an appointment for a pelvic examination.	You want a call if we turn up Kurtzweil?
you looking for him for some other reason?	Yeah, I had an appointment for a pelvic examination.
selling naked pictures of little kids over his computer.	You looking for him for some other reason?
what's that?	Selling naked pictures of little kids over his computer.
feds are looking for him, too.  real nice business he's got, huh?	What's that?
looking for him for what?	Feds are looking for him, too.  Real nice business he's got, huh?
i'm looking for him.	Looking for him for what?
you got some kind of business with him?	I'm looking for him.
is this dr. kurtzweil's residence?	You got some kind of business with him?
you said you knew the location of the archeological site where these were found.	Show you right on a map.
have you examined them?	No. Just fossils, far as I know.
some bone fragments came up in the sift this morning. we thought there'd been another fatality, but we found out fema had recovered them from an archeological site out of town.	Have you examined them?
was there anything in those offices that didn't go to d.c.?	Some bone fragments came up in the sift this morning. We thought there'd been another fatality, but we found out FEMA had recovered them from an archeological site out of town.
we weren't expecting to find those remains, of course. they went right off to washington.	Was there anything in those offices that didn't go to D.C.?
i'm looking for anything out of the ordinary. maybe something from the fema offices where the bodies were found.	We weren't expecting to find those remains, of course. They went right off to Washington.
your ass? i just got chased across texas by two black helicopters.	And why do you think it is you're standing here talking to me? These people don't make mistakes, Agent Mulder.
you'd be shit out of luck if not for me. you saw what you saw because i led you to it. i'm putting my ass on the line for you.	Your ass? I just got chased across Texas by two black helicopters.
i told you -- he and i were old friends --	You're a liar. You lied to me to gather information for you. For your goddamn books. Didn't you?
you didn't know my father --	I told you -- he and I were old friends --
i've been using you?!	You didn't know my father --
you've been using me --	I've been using you?!
yeah, well i don't have them all.	You've been using me --
you told me you had answers.	Yeah, well I don't have them all.
that would be my guess.	Your guess?
a transportation system. transgenic crops. the pollen genetically altered to carry a virus.	That would be my guess.
what do you think?	A transportation system. Transgenic crops. The pollen genetically altered to carry a virus.
-- you saw this experiment?	What did it look like?
i'm not sure. a virus --	-- You saw this experiment?
what?	I'm not sure. A virus --
yes. on the texas border. some kind of experiment. something they excavated was brought there in tanker trucks.	What?
you found something?	Yes. On the Texas border. Some kind of experiment. Something they excavated was brought there in tanker trucks.
how can i reach you?	You can't.
something's gone wrong -- something unanticipated. go back to dallas and dig. or you're only going to find out like the rest of the country, agent mulder. when it's too late.	How can I reach you?
and they tell me i'm paranoid.	Something's gone wrong -- something unanticipated. Go back to Dallas and dig. Or you're only going to find out like the rest of the country, Agent Mulder. When it's too late.
i think you know. the timetable has been set. it will happen on a holiday, when people are away from their homes. when our elected officials are at their resorts or out of the country. the president will declare a state of emergency, at which time all federal agencies, all government will come under the power of the federal emergency management agency. fema, agent mulder. the secret government.	And they tell me I'm paranoid.
negotiating with whom?	I think you know. The timetable has been set. It will happen on a holiday, when people are away from their homes. When our elected officials are at their resorts or out of the country. The President will declare a state of emergency, at which time all federal agencies, all government will come under the power of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. FEMA, Agent Mulder. The secret government.
the plague to end all plagues, agent mulder. a silent weapon for a quiet war. the systematic release of an indiscriminate organism for which the men who will bring it on still have no cure. they've been working on this for fifty years. while the rest of the world was fighting gooks and commies these men have been secretly negotiating a planned armageddon.	Negotiating with whom?
a plague?	The plague to end all plagues, Agent Mulder. A silent weapon for a quiet war. The systematic release of an indiscriminate organism for which the men who will bring it on still have no cure. They've been working on this for fifty years. While the rest of the world was fighting gooks and commies these men have been secretly negotiating a planned Armageddon.
what killed those men can't be identified in simple medical terms. my god, we can't even wrap our minds around something as obvious as hiv. we have no context for what killed those men, or any appreciation of the scale in which it will be unleashed in the future. of how it will be transmitted; of the environmental factors involved.	A plague?
i'll know soon enough.	What killed those men can't be identified in simple medical terms. My god, we can't even wrap our minds around something as obvious as HIV. We have no context for what killed those men, or any appreciation of the scale in which it will be unleashed in the future. Of how it will be transmitted; of the environmental factors involved.
what killed them i won't even write about. i tell you, they'd do more than just harass me. they have the future to protect.	I'll know soon enough.
what killed those men?	What killed them I won't even write about. I tell you, they'd do more than just harass me. They have the future to protect.
when we were young men in the military, your father and i were recruited for a project. they told us it was biological warfare. a virus. there were rumors about its origins.	What killed those men?
what was it?	When we were young men in the military, your father and I were recruited for a project. They told us it was biological warfare. A virus. There were rumors about its origins.
and are you familiar with fema? what the federal emergency management agency's real power is? fema allows the white house to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. to create a non-elected government. think about that.  what is an agency with such broad sweeping power doing managing a small viral outbreak in suburban texas?	Are you saying it wasn't such a small outbreak?
it was a deadly virus spread by field mice in the southwest u.s. several years ago.	And are you familiar with FEMA? What the Federal Emergency Management Agency's real power is? FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. To create a non-elected government. Think about that.  What is an agency with such broad sweeping power doing managing a small viral outbreak in suburban Texas?
according to the newspaper, fema had been called out to manage an outbreak of the hanta virus. are you familiar with the hanta virus, agent mulder?	It was a deadly virus spread by field mice in the Southwest U.S. several years ago.
you said the firemen and the boy were found in the temporary offices of the federal emergency management agency. why?	According to the newspaper, FEMA had been called out to manage an outbreak of the Hanta virus. Are you familiar with the Hanta virus, Agent Mulder?
i picked up the historical document of the venality and hypocrisy of the american government. the daily newspaper.	You said the firemen and the boy were found in the temporary offices of the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Why?
how?	I picked up the historical document of the venality and hypocrisy of the American government. The daily newspaper.
i was right about dallas. wasn't i, agent mulder?	How?
i don't either, but it sure sells books.	I was right about Dallas. Wasn't I, Agent Mulder?
dr. kurtzweil, i'm not interested in bigoted ideas about race or genocide. i don't believe in the elders of zion, the knights templar, the bilderburg group or in a oneworld jew run government --	I don't either, but it sure sells books.
you know my work?	Dr. Kurtzweil, I'm not interested in bigoted ideas about race or genocide. I don't believe in the Elders of Zion, the Knights Templar, the Bilderburg Group or in a oneworld Jew run government --
you mean that apocalyptic trash you write? i knew your name was familiar. i just didn't know why.	You know my work?
for what? because i'm a dangerous man. because i know too much about the truth.	You mean that apocalyptic trash you write? I knew your name was familiar. I just didn't know why.
they want to discredit you -- for what?	For what? Because I'm a dangerous man. Because I know too much about the truth.
what is it? kiddie porn again? sexual battery of a patient? i've had my license taken away in three states.	They want to discredit you -- for what?
not according to the men in blue.	What is it? Kiddie porn again? Sexual battery of a patient? I've had my license taken away in three states.
see this bullshit...? somebody knows i'm talking to you.	Not according to the men in blue.
i think you're full of shit.	Do you?
and one little boy.	I think you're full of shit.
you're saying they destroyed an entire building to hide the bodies of three firemen...?	And one little boy.
michaud was a patriot. the men he's loyal to know their way around dallas. they blew that building to hide something. maybe something even they couldn't predict.	You're saying they destroyed an entire building to hide the bodies of three firemen...?
michaud was a twenty-two year veteran of the bureau --	Michaud was a patriot. The men he's loyal to know their way around Dallas. They blew that building to hide something. Maybe something even they couldn't predict.
that's what i'm saying.	Michaud was a twenty-two year veteran of the bureau --
before the bomb went off?	That's what I'm saying.
those people were already dead.	Before the bomb went off?
the federal building was too well guarded.	No. They put the bomb in the building across the street because it DID have federal offices. The Federal Emergency Management Agency had a provisional medical quarantine office there. Which is where the bodies were found. But that's the thing...
what's the question nobody's asking? why that building? why not the federal building?	The Federal Building was too well guarded.
he just let it explode.	What's the question nobody's asking? Why that building? Why not the Federal Building?
s.a.c. darius michaud never tried or intended to defuse the bomb.	He just let it explode.
and what's that?	S.A.C. Darius Michaud never tried or intended to defuse the bomb.
i came on my own. after reading about the bombing in dallas.	Well, if you've got something to tell me, you've got as long as it takes me to hail a cab...
who sent you?	I came on my own. After reading about the bombing in Dallas.
i'm a doctor, but i think i mentioned that. ob-gyn.	Who sent you?
you a reporter?	I'm a doctor, but I think I mentioned that. OB-GYN.
heard you come here now and again. figured you'd be needing a little drinky tonight.	You a reporter?
how'd you find me?	Heard you come here now and again. Figured you'd be needing a little drinky tonight.
i know the name. why?	Old friend of your father's.
my name's kurtzweil. dr. alvin kurtzweil.	I know the name. Why?
yeah, i did.	My name's Kurtzweil. Dr. Alvin Kurtzweil.
you follow me out here for a reason?	Yeah, I did.
no. i've been watching your career for a good while. back when you were just a promising young agent -- before that.	You follow me out here for a reason?
do i know you?	No. I've been watching your career for a good while. Back when you were just a promising young agent -- before that.
standing around holding your yank while bombs are exploding.	Do I know you?
how's that?	Standing around holding your yank while bombs are exploding.
i can't go any farther.	Yes you can. You're going to make it, Scully.
where are we?	You got me. But I think I know what they did with Jimmy Hoffa.
we've got to keep moving.	Where are we?
cold...	Hang on. I'm going to get you out of here.
scully --	I've got no allergy. Something... this... Mulder... I think... I think you should call an ambulance.
no -- it's --	Scully --
i think you're in anaphylactic shock --	No -- it's --
...my pulse feels thready and i've got a funny taste in the back of my throat.	I think you're in anaphylactic shock --
something's wrong...  i'm having -- lancinating pain -- my chest. my... motor functions are being affected. i'm...	...my pulse feels thready and I've got a funny taste in the back of my throat.
scully...	Something's wrong...  I'm having -- lancinating pain -- my chest. My... motor functions are being affected. I'm...
what? what happened?	I think... something stung me.
why was i assigned to you? to debunk your work. to reign you in. to shut you down.	You saved me, Scully.  As different and frustrating as it's been sometimes, your goddamn strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times; have kept me honest and made me whole. I owe you so much, Scully, and you owe me nothing.  I don't want to do this without you. I don't know if I can. If I quit now, they win.
i need you on this, scully --	You don't Mulder -- you've never needed me. I've only held you back.  I've got to go.
i'm contacting the state board monday to file medical reinstatement papers --	I need you on this, Scully --
just like that --	I'm contacting the state board Monday to file medical reinstatement papers --
i have. i did. it's done.	Just like that --
after what you saw last night -- after all you've seen -- you can't just walk away --	I have. I did. It's done.
you're on the verge, mulder -- please don't do this to me --	After what you saw last night -- after all you've seen -- you can't just walk away --
we're close to something here -- we're on the verge --	You're on the verge, Mulder -- please don't do this to me --
i can, mulder. i debated whether or not to even tell you in person, because i knew --	We're close to something here -- we're on the verge --
you can't quit, scully.	I can, Mulder. I debated whether or not to even tell you in person, because I knew --
i already gave skinner my letter of resignation.	You can't quit, Scully.
salt lake city, utah. transfer effective immediately.	I already gave Skinner my letter of resignation.
what? what's wrong?	Salt Lake City, Utah. Transfer effective immediately.
where'd they go?	I don't know.
what are you doing?	Come on!
run.	What are you doing?
yeah...?	Run.
scully....?	Yeah...?
i hear the humming. like electricity. high voltage maybe.	Maybe. Maybe not.
you hear that?	I hear the humming. Like electricity. High voltage maybe.
cool in here. temperature's being regulated.	For the purpose of what?
not unless those are giant jiffy pop containers out there.	Cool in here. Temperature's being regulated.
any thoughts on why anybody'd be growing corn in the middle of the desert?	Not unless those are giant Jiffy Pop containers out there.
very weird.	Any thoughts on why anybody'd be growing corn in the middle of the desert?
this is weird, mulder.	Very weird.
i have no idea.	This is weird, Mulder.
what do you think it is?	I have no idea.
pounding down some dirt road in the middle of the night. chasing some elusive truth on a dim hope, only to find myself standing right where i am right now: at another dead end --	What do you think it is?
been where?	Pounding down some dirt road in the middle of the night. Chasing some elusive truth on a dim hope, only to find myself standing right where I am right now: at another dead end --
i don't believe this. i don't fucking believe this.  y'know, i've been here... i've been here one too many times with you, mulder.	Been where?
it may be extraterrestrial.	I don't believe this. I don't fucking believe this.  Y'know, I've been here... I've been here one too many times with you, Mulder.
mulder --	It may be extraterrestrial.
this virus -- it...	Mulder --
what do you mean by haul?  what are you not telling me here?	This virus -- it...
yeah, well they may this one.	What do you mean by haul?  What are you not telling me here?
they haul gas in tanker trucks, they haul oil in tanker trucks -- they don't haul viruses in tanker trucks.	Yeah, well they may this one.
that bomb in dallas was allowed to go off, to hide something: bodies infected with a virus you detected yourself.	They haul gas in tanker trucks, they haul oil in tanker trucks -- they don't haul viruses in tanker trucks.
-- of what exactly?!	That bomb in Dallas was allowed to go off, to hide something: bodies infected with a virus you detected yourself.
we're not chasing trucks, we're chasing evidence --	-- of what exactly?!
i've got to be in washington d.c. in eleven hours for a hearing -- the outcome of which might possibly affect one of the biggest decisions of my life. and here i am standing out in the middle of nowhere texas, chasing phantom tanker trucks.	We're not chasing trucks, we're chasing evidence --
what?	I've got to be in Washington D.C. in eleven hours for a hearing -- the outcome of which might possibly affect one of the biggest decisions of my life. And here I am standing out in the middle of nowhere Texas, chasing phantom tanker trucks.
this is great. this is fitting.	What?
hey, i was right about the bomb, wasn't i?	This is great. This is fitting.
you think they went left?	I don't know why I think they went right.
we've got two choices. one of them is wrong.	You think they went left?
where would they be going?	We've got two choices. One of them is wrong.
about a hundred miles of nothing in each direction.	Where would they be going?
what are my choices?	About a hundred miles of nothing in each direction.
that's the first question to answer, if we're going to find them.	What are my choices?
and where are they going with it?	That's the first question to answer, if we're going to find them.
i don't know, mulder.	And where are they going with it?
unmarked tanker trucks... what are archaeologists hauling out in tanker trucks?	I don't know, Mulder.
all the equipment is brand new.	No irrigation system. Somebody's covering their tracks.
ground's dry about an inch down. somebody just laid this down. very recently, i'd say.	All the equipment is brand new.
it looks pretty green for this climate.	Ground's dry about an inch down. Somebody just laid this down. Very recently, I'd say.
this looks like new grass to you?	It looks pretty green for this climate.
no.  it didn't show up on any of the immunohistochemical tests --	This looks like new grass to you?
and you've never seen anything like that?	No.  It didn't show up on any of the immunohistochemical tests --
the bone was porous, as if the virus of the causative microbe were digesting it.	And you've never seen anything like that?
you're sure the fossils you looked at showed the same signs of deterioration you saw in the fireman's body in the morgue?	The bone was porous, as if the virus of the causative microbe were digesting it.
i don't see any evidence of an archeological or any other kind of digsite. not even a sewer or a storm drain.	You're sure the fossils you looked at showed the same signs of deterioration you saw in the fireman's body in the morgue?
this is where he marked on the map, scully. where he says those fossils were unearthed.	I don't see any evidence of an archeological or any other kind of digsite. Not even a sewer or a storm drain.
he didn't mention a park.	This is where he marked on the map, Scully. Where he says those fossils were unearthed.
how was it contracted?	That I don't know. But if it's through simple contact of blood to blood, and if it doesn't respond to conventional treatments, it could be a serious health threat.
something i couldn't show to anyone else. not without more information. and not without causing the kind of attention i'd just as soon avoid right now.  the virus those men were infected with contains a protein coat i've never seen before. what it did to them it did extremely fast. and unlike the aids virus or any other aggressive strain, it survives very nicely outside the body.	How was it contracted?
what did you find?	Something I couldn't show to anyone else. Not without more information. And not without causing the kind of attention I'd just as soon avoid right now.  The virus those men were infected with contains a protein coat I've never seen before. What it did to them it did extremely fast. And unlike the AIDS virus or any other aggressive strain, it survives very nicely outside the body.
i wasn't planning on it. particularly after spending a half hour in cold storage this morning. but i got a better look at the blood and tissue samples i took from the firemen.	What did you find?
you said you weren't coming?	I wasn't planning on it. Particularly after spending a half hour in cold storage this morning. But I got a better look at the blood and tissue samples I took from the firemen.
-- i'll have you back for it, scully. maybe with evidence that could blow that meeting away.	Mulder -- I can't -- I'm already way past the point of common sense here --
i've got a hearing tomorrow --	-- I'll have you back for it, Scully. Maybe with evidence that could blow that meeting away.
i need you there with me. i need your expertise on this. the bomb we found was meant to destroy those bodies and whatever they were infected by.	I've got a hearing tomorrow --
mulder --	I need you there with me. I need your expertise on this. The bomb we found was meant to destroy those bodies and whatever they were infected by.
scully -- listen to me. i'm going home, then i'm booking a flight to dallas. i'm getting you a ticket, too.	Mulder --
i don't know.	Scully -- listen to me. I'm going home, then I'm booking a flight to Dallas. I'm getting you a ticket, too.
what kind of infection?	I don't know.
evidence of a massive infection.	What kind of infection?
what did you find?	Evidence of a massive infection.
i can't really talk right now.	What did you find?
why are you whispering?	I can't really talk right now.
mulder, this is going to take some time, and somebody's going to figure out soon enough we're not even supposed to be here.  i'm in serious violation of medical ethics.	We're being blamed for these deaths. Scully, I want to know what this man died of. Don't you?
i don't know. but i have a hunch what you're going to find here isn't anything that can be categorized or easily referenced.	Mulder, this is going to take some time, and somebody's going to figure out soon enough we're not even supposed to be here.  I'm in serious violation of medical ethics.
you're saying the bombing was a cover-up. of what?	I don't know. But I have a hunch what you're going to find here isn't anything that can be categorized or easily referenced.
i'd been told as much.	You're saying the bombing was a cover-up. Of what?
you knew this man didn't die at the bomb site before we got here.	I'd been told as much.
i don't know what killed this man. i'm not sure if anybody else could claim to either.	You knew this man didn't die at the bomb site before we got here.
you're telling me the cause of death on the report is false. that this man didn't die from an explosion, or from flying debris.	I don't know what killed this man. I'm not sure if anybody else could claim to either.
and there's been no autopsy performed. there's no y incision here; no internal exam.	You're telling me the cause of death on the report is false. That this man didn't die from an explosion, or from flying debris.
there's some kind of cellular breakdown. it's completely edematous.	And there's been no autopsy performed. There's no Y incision here; no internal exam.
it's like jelly.	There's some kind of cellular breakdown. It's completely edematous.
according to this tag.	And you're looking for?
this is one of the firemen who died in dallas?	According to this tag.
mulder -- what are you doing?	Just get dressed. I'll explain on the way.
get dressed, scully.	Mulder -- what are you doing?
go home, mulder. it's late.	Get dressed, Scully.
is that what you'd like me to do?	Go home, Mulder. It's late.
i thought you may have gotten drunk and decided to come here to talk me out of quitting.	Is that what you'd like me to do?
what are you implying, scully?	I thought you may have gotten drunk and decided to come here to talk me out of quitting.
is that before or after you got the idea to come here?	What are you implying, Scully?
i was until about an hour ago.	Is that before or after you got the idea to come here?
are you drunk, mulder?	I was until about an hour ago.
why not? it's three am.	Are you drunk, Mulder?
no.	Why not? It's three AM.
i wake you?	No.
you're... quitting?	There's really no reason left for me to stay anymore.  Maybe you should ask yourself if your heart's still in it, too.
they're not doing this, mulder.  i left behind a career in medicine because i thought i might make a difference at the fbi. when they recruited me they told me women made up nine percent of the bureau. i felt this was not an impediment, but an opportunity to distinguish myself. but it hasn't turned out that way. and now, if i were to be transferred to omaha, or wichita or some field office where i'm sure i could rise, it just doesn't hold the interest for me it once did. not after what i've seen and done.	You're... quitting?
this isn't about you, scully. they're doing this to me.	They're not doing this, Mulder.  I left behind a career in medicine because I thought I might make a difference at the FBI. When they recruited me they told me women made up nine percent of the bureau. I felt this was not an impediment, but an opportunity to distinguish myself. But it hasn't turned out that way. And now, if I were to be transferred to Omaha, or Wichita or some field office where I'm sure I could rise, it just doesn't hold the interest for me it once did. Not after what I've seen and done.
because they wanted me to invalidate your work, your investigations into the paranormal. but i think this goes deeper than that.	This isn't about you, Scully. They're doing this to me.
they were the ones that put us together.	Because they wanted me to invalidate your work, your investigations into the paranormal. But I think this goes deeper than that.
i think you must have an idea. they cited a history of problems relating back to 1993.	They were the ones that put us together.
why?	I think you must have an idea. They cited a history of problems relating back to 1993.
i meet with the opr day after tomorrow for remediation and reassignment...	Why?
what? what are you talking about?	I meet with the OPR day after tomorrow for remediation and reassignment...
they have divided us, mulder. they're splitting us up.	What? What are you talking about?
they're trying to divide us on this, scully. we can't let them.	They have divided us, Mulder. They're splitting us up.
all i told them was the truth.	They're trying to divide us on this, Scully. We can't let them.
whatever you told them in there, you don't have to protect me.	All I told them was the truth.
something's not right...	-- Mulder! Get in the car!
scully?	Mulder. Move away from the door. We're coming through it.
...thirteen fifty six...	Hang on. I'm gonna get you out of there.
thirteen fifty nine, thirteen fifty eight, thirteen fifty seven...	...thirteen fifty six...
mulder? tell me this is a joke.	Thirteen fifty nine, thirteen fifty eight, thirteen fifty seven...
scully, get somebody to open this door.	Nice try, Mulder.
where are you, mulder?	I'm in the vending room.
scully, i found the bomb.	Where are you, Mulder?
scully...	Scully, I found the bomb.
alright... what'll it be: coke, pepsi? a saline iv?	Something sweet.
i just did. you're buying.	Alright... what'll it be: Coke, Pepsi? A saline IV?
panic? have you ever seen me panic, scully?	I just did. You're buying.
i saw your face, mulder. there was a moment of panic.	Panic? Have you ever seen me panic, Scully?
oh yeah. had you big time.	I saw your face, Mulder. There was a moment of panic.
no you didn't.	Oh yeah. Had you big time.
had you.	No you didn't.
now what?	It's locked?
what do you say we call in a bomb threat for houston. i think it's free beer night at the astrodome.	Now what?
you've got to quit looking for what isn't there. they've closed the x-files. there's procedure to be followed here. protocol.	What do you say we call in a bomb threat for Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome.
how's that?	You've got to quit looking for what isn't there. They've closed the X-Files. There's procedure to be followed here. Protocol.
i know you're bored in this assignment, but unconventional thinking is only going to get you into trouble now.	How's that?
jesus, mulder...	The element of surprise, Scully. Random acts of unpredictability. If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced...
what happened to playing a hunch?	Jesus, Mulder...
mulder...?	What happened to playing a hunch?
mulder... when a terrorist bomb threat is called in, the logical purpose of providing this information is to allow us to find the bomb. the rational object of terrorism is to promote terror. if you'd study model behavioral pattern in virtually every case where a threat has turned up an explosive device. if we don't act in accordance with that data -- if you ignore it as we have done -- the chances are great that if here actually is a bomb we might not find it. lives could be lost --	Mulder...?
i think they have that covered.	Mulder... when a terrorist bomb threat is called in, the logical purpose of providing this information is to allow us to find the bomb. The rational object of terrorism is to promote terror. If you'd study model behavioral pattern in virtually every case where a threat has turned up an explosive device. If we don't act in accordance with that data -- if you ignore it as we have done -- the chances are great that if here actually is a bomb we might not find it. Lives could be lost --
i know that. but the threat was called in for the federal building across the street.	I think they have that covered.
you're looking for a bomb.	I know that. But the threat was called in for the Federal Building across the street.
i've just climbed twelve floors. i'm hot and thirsty and i'm wondering, to be honest, what i'm doing here.	You're looking for a bomb.
what's wrong, scully?	I've just climbed twelve floors. I'm hot and thirsty and I'm wondering, to be honest, what I'm doing here.
no. i haven't.	What's wrong, Scully?
did you find something?	No. I haven't.
i'm on the roof.	Did you find something?
where are you, scully?	I'm on the roof.
mulder -- it's me --	Where are you, Scully?
why don't you go on ahead head and i'll confirm authorization.	Thank you.
i don't have his number.	They can patch you in through the switchboard.
well, call general mcaddie.	I don't have his number.
i don't know anything about that.	Well, call General McAddie.
general mcaddie is who requested our coming here. we were awakened at three am and told to get down here immediately.	I don't know anything about that.
general mcaddie's.	General McAddie is who requested our coming here. We were awakened at three AM and told to get down here immediately.
on whose orders?	General McAddie's.
that area is currently off limits to anyone other than authorized medical personnel.	On whose orders?
we're going to the morgue.	That area is currently off limits to anyone other than authorized medical personnel.
what are you doing?	I've got to find Scully.
are we being watched?	I'm not taking any chances.
i don't know.	Are we being watched?
how deep does this go?	I don't know.
i know.  agent scully reported your suspicions to opr. on the basis of her report, i sent techs over to s.a.c. michaud's apartment. they picked up pstn residues on his personal effects consistent with the construction of the vending machine device in dallas.	How deep does this go?
whoever they are -- this goes right back to dallas -- it goes right back to the bombing --	I know.  Agent Scully reported your suspicions to OPR. On the basis of her report, I sent techs over to S.A.C. Michaud's apartment. They picked up PSTN residues on his personal effects consistent with the construction of the vending machine device in Dallas.
she's missing. we've been unable to locate her or the vehicle they took her in.	Whoever they are -- this goes right back to Dallas -- it goes right back to the bombing --
where's scully?!	She's missing. We've been unable to locate her or the vehicle they took her in.
agent mulder --	Where's Scully?!
i breached protocol. i broke contact with the s.a.c. i ignored a primary tactical rule and left him alone with the device.	Agent Scully says it was she who ordered you out of the building. That you wanted to go back.
she's in there right now saying the same thing about you.	I breached protocol. I broke contact with the S.A.C. I ignored a primary tactical rule and left him alone with the device.
-- if they want someone to blame, they can blame me. agent scully doesn't deserve this.	She's in there right now saying the same thing about you.
-- if it looks bad, it's bad for the fbi --	-- if they want someone to blame, they can blame me. Agent Scully doesn't deserve this.
but it's not the lives we saved. it's the lives we didn't.	-- if it looks bad, it's bad for the FBI --
agent mulder -- we both know that if you and agent scully hadn't taken the initiative to search the adjacent building, you could have multiplied the fatalities by a hundred --	But it's not the lives we saved. It's the lives we didn't.
and they want to blame us?	Agent Mulder -- we both know that if you and Agent Scully hadn't taken the initiative to search the adjacent building, you could have multiplied the fatalities by a hundred --
you don't see what's going on here, do you?  there's four hundred million dollars in damage to the city of dallas. lives have been lost. no suspects have been named. so the story being shaped is this could have been prevented. that the fbi didn't do its job.	And they want to blame us?
she was with me.	You don't see what's going on here, do you?  There's four hundred million dollars in damage to the city of Dallas. Lives have been lost. No suspects have been named. So the story being shaped is this could have been prevented. That the FBI didn't do its job.
-- they're asking her for a narrative. they want to know why she was in the wrong building.	She was with me.
about what?	-- They're asking her for a narrative. They want to know why she was in the wrong building.
sit down, they're still talking to agent scully.	About what?
what about you?	My life is over.  Go.
find agent scully. save her. only her science can save the future.	What about you?
what alien environment?	Find Agent Scully. Save her. Only her science can save the future.
the vaccine you hold is the only defense against the virus. its introduction into an alien environment may have the power to destroy the delicate plans we've so assiduously protected for the last fifty years.  or it may not.	What alien environment?
how?	The vaccine you hold is the only defense against the virus. Its introduction into an alien environment may have the power to destroy the delicate plans we've so assiduously protected for the last fifty years.  Or it may not.
you have precious little time. what i've given you the alien colonists have no idea exists. you hold in your hand the power to end the project.	How?
let me out. stop the car.	Driver.
dr. kurtzweil is in the trunk.	Let me out. Stop the car.
where is he?	Dr. Kurtzweil is in the trunk.
as your father knew, things need to be sacrificed to the future.	Where is he?
what happened to kurtzweil?	As your father knew, things need to be sacrificed to the future.
i thought it only fair you should know, given how hard you've worked.	What happened to Kurtzweil?
why are you telling me this?	I thought it only fair you should know, given how hard you've worked.
the only true survivors of the viral holocaust will be those immune to it: those vaccinated against it and human/alien hybrids. your father arranged for your sister's abduction. he allowed her to be taken to an alien hybrid program, so that she would survive. as a clone.  he had different hopes for you. that you would uncover the truth about the project. that you would stop it. that you would fight the future.	Why are you telling me this?
but... he sacrificed his own daughter. my sister, samantha.	The only true survivors of the viral holocaust will be those immune to it: those vaccinated against it and human/alien hybrids. Your father arranged for your sister's abduction. He allowed her to be taken to an alien hybrid program, so that she would survive. As a clone.  He had different hopes for you. That you would uncover the truth about the Project. That you would stop it. That you would fight the future.
imagine our surprise when they began to gestate. my group has been working cooperatively with the alien colonists, facilitating their programs. to give us access to the virus. in false hope we might be able to secretly find a cure. so that we might save ourselves, as the last of the species.  your father wisely refused to believe this, choosing hope over selfishness. hope is the only future he had: his children,  the only future any of us have.	But... he sacrificed his own daughter. My sister, Samantha.
that's why you bombed the building. the infected firemen, the boy --	Imagine our surprise when they began to gestate. My group has been working cooperatively with the alien colonists, facilitating their programs. To give us access to the virus. In false hope we might be able to secretly find a cure. So that we might save ourselves, as the last of the species.  Your father wisely refused to believe this, choosing hope over selfishness. Hope is the only future he had: his children,  The only future any of us have.
until dallas, we believed the virus was simply a controlling organism. that mass infection would make us a slave race.	That's why you bombed the building. The infected firemen, the boy --
your aliens, agent mulder, your little green men, first landed here millions of years ago. those that didn't leave have been laying dormant underground since the last ice age. in the form of an evolved pathogen. waiting to be reconstituted when the alien race from which it came returns to colonize the planet. using us as hosts. against this we have no defense. nothing but a weak vaccine.  do you see why it was kept secret? why even the best men -- men like your father -- could not let the truth be known?	Until Dallas, we believed the virus was simply a controlling organism. That mass infection would make us a slave race.
what do you mean, walked?	Your aliens, Agent Mulder, your little green men, first landed here millions of years ago. Those that didn't leave have been laying dormant underground since the last Ice Age. In the form of an evolved pathogen. Waiting to be reconstituted when the alien race from which it came returns to colonize the planet. Using us as hosts. Against this we have no defense. Nothing but a weak vaccine.  Do you see why it was kept secret? Why even the best men -- men like your father -- could not let the truth be known?
aids, the ebola virus -- on the evolutionary scale they are newborns. this virus walked the planet long before the dinosaurs.	What do you mean, walked?
no! for god sake you've got it all backwards.	Aids, the ebola virus -- on the evolutionary scale they are newborns. This virus walked the planet long before the dinosaurs.
this is what you've been conspiring to conceal? a disease?	No! For God sake you've got it all backwards.
a simple, unstoppable lifeform. what is a virus but a colonizing force that cannot be defeated? living in a cave, underground, until it mutates. and attacks.	This is what you've been conspiring to conceal? A disease?
a virus?	A simple, unstoppable lifeform. What is a virus but a colonizing force that cannot be defeated? Living in a cave, underground, until it mutates. And attacks.
no. though i have no way to prove otherwise. the virus is extraterrestrial. we know very little about it, except that it is the original inhabitant of this planet.	A virus?
you're lying.	No. Though I have no way to prove otherwise. The virus is extraterrestrial. We know very little about it, except that it is the original inhabitant of this planet.
a weak vaccine against the virus agent scully has been infected with. it must be administered with ninety six hours.	You're lying.
what is it?	A weak vaccine against the virus Agent Scully has been infected with. It must be administered with ninety six hours.
i think of it as an agreement. a word your father liked to use.	I want to know where Scully is.
about the conspiracy?	I think of it as an agreement. A word your father liked to use.
i'm quite prepared to tell you everything, though there isn't much you haven't guessed.	About the conspiracy?
yes.	I'm quite prepared to tell you everything, though there isn't much you haven't guessed.
is she alive?	Yes.
i have answers for you.	Is she alive?
where's scully?	I have answers for you.
he's come and gone.	Where's Scully?
what happened to kurtzweil?	He's come and gone.
mr. mulder.	What happened to Kurtzweil?
you need not kill a man to destroy him.	No, you need only take away what is most precious to him.
you can't kill mulder. he's got too much light on him.	You need not kill a man to destroy him.
no one believes kurtzweil or his books. he's a toiler. a crank.	And Mulder?
we've allowed this man his freedom. his books have actually helped us to facilitate plausible denial. has he outlived his usefulness to us?	No one believes Kurtzweil or his books. He's a toiler. A crank.
our vaccine may have no effect!	Well, without a cure for the virus, we're nothing more than digestives anyway.
and if it doesn't? by cooperating now we're but beggars to our demise! our ignorance was in cooperating with the colonists at all.	Cooperation is our only chance of saving ourselves.
let me remind you who is the new race. and who is the old.  what could be gained by withholding anything from them; by pretending to ignorance? our knowledge may forestall their plans to step up the timetable. to start colonization early.	And if it doesn't? By cooperating now we're but beggars to our demise! Our ignorance was in cooperating with the Colonists at all.
in hope of what? learning that it's true?! that we are nothing more than digestives for the creation of a new race of alien lifeforms?!	Let me remind you who is the new race. And who is the old.  What could be gained by withholding anything from them; By pretending to ignorance? Our knowledge may forestall their plans to step up the timetable. To start Colonization early.
we're going to tell them what we've found. what we've learned. turn over a body infected with the gestating organism.	In hope of what? Learning that it's true?! That we are nothing more than digestives for the creation of a new race of alien lifeforms?!
the geometry of mass infection presents certain conceptual re-evaluations for us. about our place in their colonization.	This isn't Colonization, it's spontaneous repopulation. All our work... if it's true, then they've been using us all along. We've been laboring under a lie!
my god...	The geometry of mass infection presents certain conceptual re-evaluations for us. About our place in their Colonization.
more concerns than that?	We've been forced to reassess our role in Colonization by new facts of biology which have presented themselves.
we began to worry. some of us have traveled so far, and you are the last to arrive.	I'm sorry. My grandson fell and broke his leg.
...give a kiss to edward.	Give a kiss to Edward.
thanks miriam.  say hi to henry and...	...give a kiss to Edward.
i'll come by tomorrow after work.  with dinner.	Thanks Miriam.  Say hi to Henry and...
i know.	I'll come by tomorrow after work.  With dinner.
i don't need them anymore...	I know.
i refilled the zyprexa and atavan...	I don't need them anymore...
what's wrong?	Agent Novak.  I didn't get a chance to clear him.
damn him.	What's wrong?
four and twenty blackbirds...	Baked in a pie.
...a pocketful of rye.	Four and twenty blackbirds...
is it cold in here?	What happened?
catherine?  i'm about to start.  if you want me to wait, or...	No.  No.
i'll be fine.	She said convincingly.
this isn't your responsibility. remember that.  don't let them use guilt as a tool.  if you want to stop, say so.	I'll be fine.
like a new year's day hangover.	He needs to be turned over.
disorientation, nausea, migraines, hallucinations, insomnia, paranoia.	Like a New Year's Day hangover.
the first... what?  six or seven times i went in.   remember what happened?	Disorientation, nausea, migraines, hallucinations, insomnia, paranoia.
nothing.	Why did we stop?
a pocketful of fucking rye.  what's wrong?	Nothing.
sing a song of sixpence.	A pocketful of fucking rye.  What's wrong?
i've got to feed my cat.  besides, i want to get to bed early.	That's my girl.
henry wants me to try this vietnamese place he's wild about.  want to come?	I've got to feed my cat.  Besides, I want to get to bed early.
okay.	Henry wants me to try this Vietnamese place he's wild about.  Want to come?
don't bring it home in this.	Okay.
i don't want you up all night reading edward's case file of the nine millionth time.  balance, dear girl, is the key. leave the work here.	Don't bring it home in this.
yes mother.	I don't want you up all night reading Edward's case file of the nine millionth time.  Balance, dear girl, is the key. Leave the work here.
good.  we need you healthy and relaxed. you're going to eat well, meditate, exercise, and watch mindless television.	Yes mother.
no.	Good.  We need you healthy and relaxed. You're going to eat well, meditate, exercise, and watch mindless television.
you're sure?  any more nightmares?	No.
and he might blame you for terrifying him.  that one moment could erase all you've accomplished.  and if that happened, the trust he has in you is gone.	Okay, okay...
i'd be there for him.	And he might blame you for terrifying him.  That one moment could erase all you've accomplished.  And if that happened, the trust he has in you is gone.
yes, but, you're a willing participant. picture edward in a strange place, lost, frightened...	I'd be there for him.
i do it all the time!	Yes, but, you're a willing participant. Picture Edward in a strange place, lost, frightened...
if we reverse the feed and bring edward into your mind, it could be devastating for him.  imagine the shock of suddenly existing in a whole other world.	I do it all the time!
it could take years for me to get past the barriers he's created.	If we reverse the feed and bring Edward into your mind, it could be devastating for him.  Imagine the shock of suddenly existing in a whole other world.
i've heard this argument before.  it's not happening.	It could take years for me to get past the barriers he's created.
he creates the obstacles, he decides which games to play.	I've heard this argument before.  It's not happening.
shush.	He creates the obstacles, he decides which games to play.
miriam...	Shush.
why not?  just once.  a trial run.  what harm could it do?	I don't want to find out.
we've been over this a dozen times.  no.	Why not?  Just once.  A trial run.  What harm could it do?
she thinks i can bring edward back.	Someday you can.  We all believe that...
she adores you.	She thinks I can bring Edward back.
he hates me.	Lucien Baines?
"mocky-lock is the bogeyman, mocky-lock wants me where i am."	Mocky-Lock is a pain in the ass.
almost.  mocky-lock showed up.	"Mocky-Lock is the bogeyman, Mocky-Lock wants me where I am."
did we go sailing?	Almost.  Mocky-Lock showed up.
a pocketful of rye...	Four-and-twenty blackbirds.
sing a song of sixpence...	A pocketful of rye...
no problem.	No.  Thank you.
thank you.	No problem.
i got it.	Thank you.
they're hungry.	I got it.
it doesn't matter...	I don't know.  I think it does.  You know, Catherine... If you ever want to talk about it.  What happened to Stargher.  That last time.
he also says that until proven differently, julia hickson was found as a result of good old-fashioned detective work.	It doesn't matter...
all yours.  my boss says it's one of the strangest requests the bureau's ever had.	He also says that until proven differently, Julia Hickson was found as a result of good old-fashioned detective work.
he's mine?	All yours.  My boss says it's one of the strangest requests the Bureau's ever had.
so you say.	He's mine?
i told you.  you have to be optimistic. believe in them...	So you say.
well look at that.	I told you.  You have to be optimistic. Believe in them...
good for them.	Well look at that.
yep.  eloped.	Good for them.
i heard julia and john got married.	Yep.  Eloped.
absolutely.  abigail...	I heard Julia and John got married.
you sure about this?	Absolutely.  Abigail...
give her a minute.  hello, valentine.	You sure about this?
that went well.	Give her a minute.  Hello, Valentine.
come on!	I can't leave him!
where the hell are we?	Carl, do you know?  Like on a map...
little boy?!  that's him!	He brought you to me, didn't he?  If you want Julia to live, trust me.  Trust him.
he wants us to follow.  the little boy...	Little boy?!  That's him!
like hell "wait."	He wants us to follow.  The little boy...
wait...	Like hell "wait."
remember, julia hickson is priority number one.  nothing else matters.  find out where she is.	Okay, okay...
you're sure of that?	Yes.  I am.
a child can experience abuse worse than charlie's.  and grow up to be someone who would never, ever hurt another living thing.	You're sure of that?
what difference does it make...?	Tell me.
what happened?	What difference does it make...?
what happened to charles gish?	What happened?
maybe this is a big fucking waste of time.	What happened to Charles Gish?
if you believe that.	Maybe this is a big fucking waste of time.
evil.	If you believe that.
then what is he?	Evil.
it's hard for me to see stargher as human, capable of something like "remorse."	Then what is he?
don't you feel there are different sides to every personality?  maybe even the worst of us is capable of one decent act.  we're all human.	It's hard for me to see Stargher as human, capable of something like "remorse."
whoa.  hold on.  aren't they the same guy?	Don't you feel there are different sides to every personality?  Maybe even the worst of us is capable of one decent act.  We're all human.
not stargher, not really.  he's split himself right down the middle. good/evil, right/wrong, merciful/cruel. a monster.  and an innocent child.  if i could reach the boy.	Whoa.  Hold on.  Aren't they the same guy?
this is stargher we're talking about?	Not Stargher, not really.  He's split himself right down the middle. Good/evil, right/wrong, merciful/cruel. A monster.  And an innocent child.  If I could reach the boy.
he might tell me about julia.  the part of him that wants to help, that feels shame and remorse.  who wants to be redeemed.	This is Stargher we're talking about?
you think you can do this, don't you?	He might tell me about Julia.  The part of him that wants to help, that feels shame and remorse.  Who wants to be redeemed.
this is going to sound terrible, but... i don't think she matters anymore.  not to him.  he never finished her.  the others...he was able to make them his.	You think you can do this, don't you?
what about julia?	This is going to sound terrible, but... I don't think she matters anymore.  Not to him.  He never finished her.  The others...he was able to make them his.
you were right.  there's a part of him that knows the truth.  about what he did, about himself.	What about Julia?
i did, yeah.	You were right.  There's a part of him that knows the truth.  About what he did, about himself.
you thought stargher wanted to be caught.	I did, yeah.
you're the shrink, you tell me.	As soon as I met him, you knew I'd say yes.  He makes Julia real for me.
why'd you bring him here?	You're the shrink, you tell me.
a kingdom.  his utopia. life without consequence or restriction. he's not even carl stargher anymore. he's this... idealized version of himself who can do anything he pleases... without fear.  a horrible primitive ugly thing.  i don't want to talk in here.	Why'd you bring him here?
what did you see?	A kingdom.  His utopia. Life without consequence or restriction. He's not even Carl Stargher anymore. He's this... idealized version of himself who can do anything he pleases... Without fear.  A horrible primitive ugly thing.  I don't want to talk in here.
with stargher i saw things...	What did you see?
just like we all have fantasies, right? things only we know, that we don't share.	That's what therapists are for, right?
absolutely.  i suppose everyone does.	Just like we all have fantasies, right? Things only we know, that we don't share.
do you feel there's a side of yourself you don't show people?	Absolutely.  I suppose everyone does.
peter, okay?	Do you feel there's a side of yourself you don't show people?
agent novak?	Peter, okay?
ah, the part of us that can't be explained.	Agent Novak?
the soul.  the spirit.  whatever you want to call it.	Ah, the part of us that can't be explained.
what then?	The soul.  The spirit.  Whatever you want to call it.
it doesn't have much to do with science.	What then?
i read about a woman in texas who was in a coma for seven years.  every time her husband came to visit, her heart would beat faster.  isn't that something?  i don't know what name scientists have for something like that...	It doesn't have much to do with science.
no.  not at all.  from what i understand, he knows i"m here, isn't that right?	I read about a woman in TExas who was in a coma for seven years.  Every time her husband came to visit, her heart would beat faster.  Isn't that something?  I don't know what name scientists have for something like that...
do you think that's funny?	No.  Not at all.  From what I understand, he knows I"m here, isn't that right?
edward baines, i presume.  hi, ed.  i'm pete.	Do you think that's funny?
you don't know the procedure.	I know him.
this man is deeply disturbed, he...	You don't know the procedure.
i realize that...	How hard could it be...?
i still don't understand why i can't do this... this isn't some "troubled kid" you're dealing with.	I realize that...
sometimes... once they've been caught they feel a need for disclosure.  they have so much they want to tell. but they've never had a sympathetic ear. they need someone to understand why.  stargher used to hide the bodies very carefully.  it was part of the ritual. some weren't found for weeks and any physical evidence had been meticulously wiped clean.  but these last three... they were still in water - always in water - but  listen, he wasn't just careless.  it went beyond that...	Okay.  Let's assume he wanted you to find him, that some part of him hated what he was doing... Most likely, that part is dead.  Schizophrenics with Whalen's Infraction sever all ties with the real world.  I'm sorry, I really am.
really?  i don't work with violent cases, i work with children.  but even a kid lies.  they love it when they get you to believe something that isn't true.  don't you think stargher would do the same?	Sometimes... Once they've been caught they feel a need for disclosure.  They have so much they want to tell. But they've never had a sympathetic ear. They need someone to understand why.  Stargher used to hide the bodies very carefully.  It was part of the ritual. Some weren't found for weeks and any physical evidence had been meticulously wiped clean.  But these last three... They were still in water - always in water - but  Listen, he wasn't just careless.  It went beyond that...
there's always a chance they'll confess.	Really?  I don't work with violent cases, I work with children.  But even a kid lies.  They love it when they get you to believe something that isn't true.  Don't you think Stargher would do the same?
what if he wasn't like this?  what if he was "normal?"  conscious.  how far would you go?	As far as I needed.
"mocky-lock is the bogeyman.  mocky-lock wants me where i am."	I bet we can fix it.
oh no... no you don't.	"Mocky-Lock is the bogeyman.  Mocky-Lock wants me where I am."
mocky-lock.	Oh no... No you don't.
who says?	Mocky-Lock.
's broken.	Who says?
what now?	's broken.
you liked him?	He's beautiful...
you're kidding me.	I never kid.  My wife hates it.  Says I'm too serious.
yep.  and guess who they hired to seal up the place?	You're kidding me.
delano?	Yep.  And guess who they hired to seal up the place?
lattimer sold the hoist to a guy named bainbridge who tired to build a machine works out near delano.  bainbridge ends up in bankruptcy court and the state winds up with the land - it's just sitting there.	Delano?
already there.	That hoist, with the winch...
i need you to find something in the basement...	Already there.
agent cole.	I need you to find something in the basement...
she the one from santa cruz?	Just graduated law school.  Single mom. Had a two-year-old daughter.
instead of going into his mind...	She's bringing Stargher into hers.
what's wrong?	It would take hours to re-route the system, and even if I did, I shouldn't.
she changed the codes.	What's wrong?
i hate to admit it, but there's something perversely satisfying about this.	I think that's the whole point.
that's why we monitor the use of the drugs so closely.  we don't want her getting to that degree of perceptual disorientation.	Pump in two liters of pure oxygen, please Henry.
intravenous administration complete.	Initiating connection.
catherine has a tremendous capacity for empathy.  when we started, there were a number of test subjects - other therapists - who acted as "receivers."  all they did was observe and report.  nothing more.  but catherine, she had the ability to feel what was happening.  she understood. and the patient responded.  edward engaged her in dialogue, took her places, showed her things.  he knew she cared.	Intravenous administration complete.
not a gift.  a highly evolved area in her cerebral cortex, that's all.  a genetic fluke.	Catherine has a tremendous capacity for empathy.  When we started, there were a number of test subjects - other therapists - who acted as "receivers."  All they did was observe and report.  Nothing more.  But Catherine, she had the ability to feel what was happening.  She understood. And the patient responded.  Edward engaged her in dialogue, took her places, showed her things.  He knew she cared.
shouldn't we get a catheter in him?	They took care of that, thank you, Henry.
what about the cat?	Completely unaware.
awaiting his arrival.	What about the cat?
how's the patient.	Awaiting his arrival.
federal bureau of investigation, ma'am. we know all, see all...	How's the patient.
that's a secret.	Federal Bureau of Investigation, ma'am. We know all, see all...
thanks you.  six weeks off does a body good.  i heard she got the approval to try the reversal with edward.	That's a secret.
you're looking well.	Thanks you.  Six weeks off does a body good.  I heard she got the approval to try the reversal with Edward.
dr. kent.	You're looking well.
agent novak.	Dr. Kent.
is she alright?	Yes.  But you're going to sit down right now.  I have to...
i am.  i'm a pretty boring guy.	I doubt that.
i know your partner's here, but it's very important that you're honest.	I am.  I'm a pretty boring guy.
no.	I know your partner's here, but it's very important that you're honest.
what about narcotics?	No.
no.	What about narcotics?
any psychiatric medication?	No.
prevacid.  for my stomach.	Any psychiatric medication?
i have to ask you some things... are you taking any prescription drugs?	Prevacid.  For my stomach.
absolutely.	I have to ask you some things... Are you taking any prescription drugs?
nervous?	Absolutely.
i have done this, you know.  been inside.	No.
into stargher.  inside...	Yes.
that was with edward.  she's accustomed to his world.  stargher's mind is unfamiliar territory.  she's "lost."  someone has to go in. remind her what's really happening.  and get her out.  until then, she's at his mercy.	Into Stargher.  Inside...
when we got here, you just topped and pulled her out.	That was with Edward.  She's accustomed to his world.  Stargher's mind is unfamiliar territory.  She's "lost."  Someone has to go in. Remind her what's really happening.  And get her out.  Until then, she's at his mercy.
catherine!	I'll get her...
what about the legalities of this...?	Stargher is in custody.  The functional equivalent of being under arrest. Normally, we'd Mirandize him, and if he didn't lawyer up, we'd interrogate him. But because of his condition, he doesn't have the capacity to waive those rights.
when did he lapse into the coma?	Sometime yesterday morning.
the phoenix office tested that hair thirty minutes ago.  and we got the match.	It's his dog.
the dog's an albino.  he'd love an animal like that.	Gentlemen, I believe an albino dog is rare indeed.
now?	Now.
i need it.	Now?
anne vicksey didn't own a dog.	I need it.
so?	Anne Vicksey didn't own a dog.
someone looking after her little girl?	Grandparents.  Live over in Davis.
i saw her.  julia.  alive.  i saw everything.	You might've seen Jimmy Hoffa dancing with Timothy Leary.  I don't care.
you're bettin' the farm on something you saw after they pumped you full of god knows-what kind of shit?	I saw her.  Julia.  Alive.  I saw everything.
jesus christ, man, you look like hell.	Considering where I've been...
next time, tell me, okay?	But you looked so cute.  All sleepy...
right here.	Next time, tell me, okay?
tell you what.  if this thing burns us, i take that heat.  i give you permission to point your finger at me and say "it was all his idea."	That's not what I'm talking about, Pete. I'm talking about waking up and realizing this girl's gonna die.
why jeopardize what we've already done? we caught the sonofabitch.  carl stargher.  that's going to be like bundy, gacy, dahmer.  a case that makes careers.  but if we push our luck.  if this is all bullshit and we come out smelling like it.	Tell you what.  If this thing burns us, I take that heat.  I give you permission to point your finger at me and say "It was all his idea."
i don't have to.	Why jeopardize what we've already done? We caught the sonofabitch.  Carl Stargher.  That's going to be like Bundy, Gacy, Dahmer.  A case that makes careers.  But if we push our luck.  If this is all bullshit and we come out smelling like it.
i don't know, pete, but for god's sake... this is nuts.  do you really understand what they're going to do?	I don't have to.
what else do we do?!	I don't know, Pete, but for god's sake... This is nuts.  Do you really understand what they're going to do?
you sure you want to go through with this?	What else do we do?!
we'll go back to his house, pete. there's still a lot to do.  analyze the videos, track sales of the bleach, go through his records.  maybe he owns property somewhere.	They're in that fucking thing for forty hours, Gordon.  Four-oh.  He got Julia at seven-thirty last night.  You know what time it is now...?!
let's give old carl a call.  tell him he's got company.	No.  Can you get a man close?
we proceed assuming she is.	Let's give old Carl a call.  Tell him he's got company.
after three years she remembers what the guy drove?	She remembers because it was her "dream truck."  Wanted one just like it.
breeders typically destroy albino pups, so this animal is truly unique.	Nicole Labetzki.  Victim seven. Forensics found dog hair in her car, but they had a K-9 unit at the scene and never had it checked.
here he is.	Damn, man, I give up.  Your partner tells you his wife's gonna have a baby, and all you care about is a coroner's report!
pregnant.  thanks for asking.	Here he is.
how is she?	Pregnant.  Thanks for asking.
warscheinlich ist der murder.	They think you did it.
give her some cigarettes.	Das worren nooh zeiten.
hier sind fruher fursten ans unt eingeganger. hier hat sogar ein metternich verkehrt...	Give her some cigarettes.
ja, ja, ja.	Sayen sie ed our den Leuten damit sie es auch wissen.
den leuten.	Ja, ja, ja.
ich weiss nicht.	Das mussen sie doch wissen. Ich meine ohne grund wird die politzei doch nicht ins Hans komme Fraulein Schmidt, ein schande...
...anyway?	From Kurtz. They have just been arrested. But Harry won't come, he's not a fool.
...quarrel?	If you want to sell your service, I'm not willing to be the price... I loved him. You loved him. What good have we done him. Look at yourself, they have names for faces like that.
why are you lying?	We're getting you out of here, aren't we?
oh, well.	Why are you lying?
his.	Oh, well.
that's his headache.	His.
why should he help me like that? the russians will only make trouble for him.	That's his headache.
of course i didn't tell calloway.	Why should he help me like that? The Russians will only make trouble for him.
there's something wrong. did you tell calloway about meeting harry?	Of course I didn't tell Calloway.
oh, the usual things...	There's something wrong. Did you tell Calloway about meeting Harry?
did he say anything about me - tell me?	Oh, the usual things...
how do you know?	I saw him today.
he's safe in the russian zone.	How do you know?
what is going to happen? where is harry?	He's safe in the Russian zone.
you send me a wire as soon as you arrive.	What is going to happen? Where is Harry?
i shall be all right.	You send me a wire as soon as you arrive.
here, it will be cold on that train.	I shall be all right.
hide? can't a fellow have a drink?	Here, it will be cold on that train.
what is on your mind? why did you hide?	Hide? Can't a fellow have a drink?
harry.	I'm sorry.
...headquarters.	Have you been seeing Major Calloway again?
...is there?	How did you know I would be here?
are you going, too?	Oh...
...again.	There isn't enough for two laughs.
...and my lover. he was harry.	Well, don't preach wisdom to me. You talk about him as if he had occasional bad manners.
seventy pounds a tube. he wanted me to write for his great medical charity.	I'll put these flowers in water.
he liked to laugh.	Seventy pounds a tube. He wanted me to write for his great medical charity.
i knew him for twenty years - at least i thought i knew him. i suppose he was laughing at fools like us all the time.	He liked to laugh.
he's better dead. i know he was mixed up - but not like that.	I knew him for twenty years - at least I thought I knew him. I suppose he was laughing at fools like us all the time.
...you know.	He told you, didn't he?
can you imagine a parrot nipping a man?	Have you?
have you seen calloway?	Can you imagine a parrot nipping a man?
a parrot...let it go.	Have you seen Calloway?
what happened to your hand?	A parrot...Let it go.
i'm going back home.	Why?
i thought you were going to go away. aren't the police after you?	I don't know.
wer ist da?	Me.
i wish i knew.	Be sensible - tell Major Calloway.
what are you going to do?	I wish I knew.
sneak out the other way, and go back to your theatre. i'd better not see you again.	What are you going to do?
let's not get into any more trouble.	Wait here.
what's the matter?	Let's not get into any more trouble.
let's go away.	What's the matter?
yes.	Let's go away.
that's harry's place, isn't it?	Yes.
i'm so sorry.	It's all right.
holly.	I'm so sorry.
we're both in it, harry.	Holly.
a moment ago you said you didn't want to see the porter.	We're both in it, Harry.
i thought you wanted...	A moment ago you said you didn't want to see the Porter.
what's the hurry? can't we talk quietly for a couple of minutes?	I thought you wanted...
if we have to see the porter we'd better go.	What's the hurry? Can't we talk quietly for a couple of minutes?
well, i didn't learn that from him.	If we have to see the Porter we'd better go.
it's just what he used to say.	Well, I didn't learn that from him.
seemed like a good idea.	It's just what he used to say.
...and buried him.	Anna.
tell me more.	Oh, it's very difficult. You know Harry...we didn't do...
oh, that was many years ago.	Tell me more.
where is she?	Oh, that was many years ago.
...to steal my girl.	Where is she?
oh, we didn't make much sense. drank too much. once he tried...	...to steal my girl.
when...what did you do?	Oh, we didn't make much sense. Drank too much. Once he tried...
tell me about him.	Tell you what?
h-e-z-t...	Oh, let me see. No, no that's not the cue. It means she has to sit down.
"ein hurigan" - i guess.	H-E-Z-T...
what's that?	"Ein hurigan" - I guess.
gestern bein heurigen...	What's that?
well you read this.	Gestern bein heurigen...
do i...	Well you read this.
comedy. i don't play tragedy.	Do I...
i can try. is it comedy, or tragedy?	Comedy. I don't play tragedy.
in german?	I can try. Is it comedy, or tragedy?
can i hear you?	In German?
just another part i've got to learn.	Can I hear you?
might as well i suppose. are you busy?	Just another part I've got to learn.
need we go through it all again?	Might as well I suppose. Are you busy?
the porter is going to talk to us tonight.	Need we go through it all again?
sssh. don't. don't, please.	Silly looking bunch.
who are you looking for now?	Sssh. Don't. Don't, please.
harry?	Yes. He moved his head, but the rest is good, isn't it?
drink?	Whiskey.
oh, what was the name of that doctor? harry's doctor?	Dr. Winkel.
why?	The Russians would claim me. I come from Czechoslovakia.
they're forged.	Why?
anything really wrong with your papers?	They're forged.
what's she talking about?	The police. They're searching my room. Sie mussen doch wissen.
well, if i do find out something, can i look you up again?	Why don't you leave this town - go home?
you shouldn't get mixed up in this.	Well, if I do find out something, can I look you up again?
i don't know. they didn't answer.	I was told there were only two men there.
...at all.	I know. I wondered about it a hundred times, if it really was an accident.
he was harry's driver?	Mmmm.
yes. they said it wasn't the driver's fault. harry often said what a careful driver he was.	He was Harry's driver?
were you at the inquest?	Yes. They said it wasn't the driver's fault. Harry often said what a careful driver he was.
yes.	Were you at the inquest?
his own doctor?	Yes.
the doctor harry used to go to. he was passing just after it happened.	His own doctor?
dr. winkel? who is he?	The doctor Harry used to go to. He was passing just after it happened.
dr. winkel told me that.	Dr. Winkel? Who is he?
he said he remembered me too. seems to show he wasn't in much pain.	Dr. Winkel told me that.
that was the man that brought me some money when harry died. he said harry had been anxious at the last moment.	He said he remembered me too. Seems to show he wasn't in much pain.
don't understand what harry saw in a fellow like that.	That was the man that brought me some money when Harry died. He said Harry had been anxious at the last moment.
oh, yes, yes.	Don't understand what Harry saw in a fellow like that.
he has a little dog.	Oh, yes, yes.
no.	He has a little dog.
i was talking to another friend of harry's. a baron kurtz - do you know him?	No.
oh, american, thank you. i like them.	I was talking to another friend of Harry's. A Baron Kurtz - do you know him?
you were in love with him, weren't you?	I don't know. How can you know a thing like that afterwards. I don't know anything any more.
i'm so sorry, i didn't notice much.	You were in love with him, weren't you?
well, i saw you at the funeral.	I'm so sorry, I didn't notice much.
but i could follow it fine. perhaps harry told you about me. my name's holly martins.	No, he never told me about his friends. Would you like some tea?
no, no...oh...excuse me.	But I could follow it fine. Perhaps Harry told you about me. My name's Holly Martins.
do you understand german?	No, no...oh...excuse me.
you were awfully good.	Do you understand German?
sit down.	Thank you. I enjoyed the play very much.
thank you.	Sit down.
nichts danke. kein.	Entschuldigen sie. It was a terrible thing.
thank you.	Keep the packet.
cigarette, miss schmidt?	Thank you.
of course.	I helped Harry fix her papers, Mr. Martins...
good evening, miss schmidt. you remember me?	Of course.
vienna is a closed city, miss schmidt, he can't get away.	Poor Harry, I wish he was dead, he would be safe from all of you then.
if you help me, i am prepared to help you. anna martins always said you were a fool...	Vienna is a closed city, Miss Schmidt, he can't get away.
i don't know.	If you help me, I am prepared to help you. ANNA Martins always said you were a fool...
miss schmidt, we know he is somewhere across the canal in the russian sector... you may as well help us. in a few minutes colonel brodsky will be questioning you about your papers. tell me where lime is.	I don't know.
i'm sorry - i don't seem able to understand anything you say. he's alive now this minute - he's doing something.	Miss Schmidt, we know he is somewhere across the canal in the Russian sector... You may as well help us. In a few minutes Colonel Brodsky will be questioning you about your papers. Tell me where Lime is.
that's what we want to find out.	I'm sorry - I don't seem able to understand anything you say. He's alive now this minute - he's doing something.
where's harry?	That's what we want to find out.
i said another man was buried in his place.	Where's Harry?
what did you say? i'm sorry...	I said another man was buried in his place.
joseph harbin's body was found in the coffin.	What did you say? I'm sorry...
it's true then?	Joseph Harbin's body was found in the coffin.
i want the truth, miss schmidt. we know he is alive.	It's true then?
two weeks ago.	I want the truth, Miss Schmidt. We know he is alive.
now then, miss schmidt, i'm not interested in your forged papers - that's purely a russian case. when did you last see lime?	Two weeks ago.
you can help us.	What can I tell you but that you have got everything upside down.
in one of his letters he asked you to telephone - a good friend of his called joseph. he gave you the number of the casanova club. that is where a lot of friends of lime used to go.	It wasn't important.
no.	It's stupid to lie to me, Miss Schmidt. I'm in a position to help you.
he works in a military hospital.	No.
no.	He works in a military hospital.
joseph harbin...	No.
i have never seen him.	Joseph Harbin...
do you know this man?	I have never seen him.
we loved each other, do you mean that?	Do you know this man?
you know as much as i do, miss schmidt - you were intimate with lime, weren't you?	We loved each other, do you mean that?
right. sit down miss schmidt, we will send your letters and things back to you.	And my passport?
they'll be returned to you, miss schmidt, as soon as they've been examined.	There's nothing in them.
you won't learn anything from them. they are only love letters. there are not many of them.	They'll be returned to you, Miss Schmidt, as soon as they've been examined.
that's the reason.	You won't learn anything from them. They are only love letters. There are not many of them.
they're harry's.	That's the reason.
must you take those letters? calloway yes, i'm afraid so.	They're Harry's.
...parents.	Yes.
well, i'll be saying good night. good night, miss.	Good-bye.
thank you, you have been so kind. anna moves down to stand cl of paine.	Well, I'll be saying good night. Good night, Miss.
here we are. you'll be all right here, miss.	I don't...
i don't want it.	Well, I've got it when you want it, miss.
there you are, miss, your receipt for the letters.	I don't want it.
they are - private - letters.	That's all right, miss, don't worry. We're used to it - like doctors.
they'll be returned, miss.	They are - private - letters.
must you take those?	They'll be returned, miss.
how will i know you?	I'll carry a copy of one of your books. Harry gave it to me.
just around the corner.	How will I know you?
where?	Just around the corner.
austrians aren't allowed in your hotel. couldn't we meet at the mozart cafe?	Where?
i would very much like to meet you, baron. come around.	Austrians aren't allowed in your hotel. Couldn't we meet at the Mozart cafe?
i was a friend of harry lime.	I would very much like to meet you, Baron. Come around.
yes.	I was a friend of Harry Lime.
...austrian police headquarters.	Can I have that woman's passport?
yes, of course.	Thank you.
please keep this passport to yourself, until i make some inquiries, will you, major?	Yes, of course.
no, not yet.	Please keep this passport to yourself, until I make some inquiries, will you, Major?
we are interested in this case. have you arrested the girl?	No, not yet.
this is forgery. it is very clever.	We are interested in this case. Have you arrested the girl?
what is it?	This is forgery. It is very clever.
be sensible, martins.	I haven't got a sensible name, Calloway.
one can't just leave - please.	Be sensible, Martins.
well, there's not much time.	One can't just leave - please.
wait a minute - let me out.	Well, there's not much time.
i'll do what i can, if she'll let me.	Wait a minute - let me out.
calloway, can't you do something about anna?	I'll do what I can, if she'll let me.
what time is it?	Two thirty.
win what?	I'll be your dumb decoy duck.
i said you win.	Win what?
i never knew there were snake charmers in texas...	I said you win.
all right, calloway. you win.	I never knew there were snake charmers in Texas...
paine lent me one of your books; "oklahoma kid," i think it was. read a bit of it... think it's pretty good. what made you take up this sort of thing? been doing it for long?	All right, Calloway. You win.
of course.	Why don't you come in, too - you're a writer... Might interest you.
do you mind if i drop off somewhere on the way? i've got an appointment, won't take five minutes...	Of course.
didn't i?	You all did.
a girl of spirit.	She's right. It's none of my business.
calloway!	Oh, there you are. Come in here, there isn't much time.
we'll never get him in the russian zone.	Calloway, you expect too much. I know he deserves to hang, you proved your stuff. But twenty years is a long time - don't ask me to tie the rope.
it wouldn't work.	We'll never get him in the Russian zone.
i tell you i heard him running ahead of me.	Yes, yes, yes, and then he vanished out there, I suppose with a puff of smoke and like a clap of...
how about the doorway?	I tell you I heard him running ahead of me.
i was on that side, the shadow was on that side, and no turnings on either side.	How about the doorway?
which side of the road?	I was on that side, the shadow was on that side, and no turnings on either side.
fifty yards right down there.	Which side of the road?
yes. where were you when you saw him first?	Fifty yards right down there.
look...i tell you, you don't think i'm blind, do you?	Yes. Where were you when you saw him first?
no.	Look...I tell you, you don't think I'm blind, do you?
i suppose you don't believe me.	No.
i see.	I suppose you don't believe me.
this is where he vanished.	I see.
well?...	This is where he vanished.
i followed his shadow until suddenly...	Well?...
...in the morning.	Thank you. Excuse me.
...be responsible for you in the streets.	I'm not asking you to.
...a week ago.	It's more like a mortuary than police headquarters.
i can't. he disappeared...	...a week ago.
bring him in.	I can't. He disappeared...
so would i.	Bring him in.
i would like a word with this orderly harbin.	So would I.
next, paine.	I would like a word with this orderly Harbin.
that is the racket harry lime organized.	Calloway, you haven't shown me one shred of evidence.
do you see what that means?	Are you too busy chasing a few tubes of penicillin to investigate a murder?
well?	In Vienna...
oh, stop behaving like a fool, martins.	I'm only a little fool - I'm an amateur at it - you're a professional. You've been shaking your cap and bells all over town.
a parrot bit me.	Oh, stop behaving like a fool, Martins.
what do you want to see a doctor for, huh?	A bruised lip.
death is at the bottom of everything, martins. leave death to the professionals.	Do you mind if I use that line in my next Western? You can't chuck me out, my papers are in order.
as soon as i get to the bottom of this, i'll get the next plane.	Death is at the bottom of everything, Martins. Leave death to the professionals.
get the next plane.	As soon as I get to the bottom of this, I'll get the next plane.
miss schmidt.	You're not locking her up?
tactful too, aren't we, callaghan?	Calloway.
and there was a third man there. i suppose that doesn't sound peculiar to you.	I'm not interested in whether a racketeer like Lime was killed by his friends or by accident. The only important thing is that he's dead.
getting around, martins.	Oh, pinning things on girls now.
what the devil?	Getting around, Martins.
...expense.	Going to find me the real criminal? It sounds like one of your stories.
listen, callaghan.	Calloway - I'm English, not Irish.
why don't you catch a few murderers for a change?	Well, you could say that murder was part...
...a cop. you're a real cop i suppose.	It wasn't petrol.
ever seen one?	Pin it on a...
...policemen. i have to call them sheriffs.	Ever seen one?
what are you trying to say?	He was...
...to him.	What are you trying to say?
best thing that ever happened...	...to him.
him dying like that.	Best thing that ever happened...
what?	Him dying like that.
must have known i was broke. even sent me an airplane ticket. it's a shame.	What?
no.	Must have known I was broke. Even sent me an airplane ticket. It's a shame.
"death at the double x ranch" - ra- a-nch.	No.
i can't say that i have.	"Death at the Double X Ranch" - Ra- a-nch.
did you ever hear of "the lone rider of santa fe?"	I can't say that I have.
no, sorry.	Did you ever hear of "The Lone Rider of Santa Fe?"
holly martins.	No, sorry.
i'm afraid i've never heard of you. what's your name again?	Holly Martins.
see much of him before that?	Once in a while.
when did you see him last?	September '39.
back in school. never so lonesome in my life till he showed up.	When did you see him last?
could you buy me one. i haven't got any austrian kroners. thanks.	Schmolka!
you've had a bit of a shock, haven't you? you could do with a drink.	Could you buy me one. I haven't got any Austrian kroners. Thanks.
no.	You've had a bit of a shock, haven't you? You could do with a drink.
been here long?	No.
yes.	Been here long?
you a friend of lime's?	Yes.
martins.	You a friend of Lime's?
my name is calloway.	Martins.
can you tell me whose...	Fellow called Lime.
shall i go over there, sir?	No, no. Leave them for a while.
...of santa fe."	I'd like to visit Texas one day, sir.
very good, sir.	You know, Paine's one of your devoted readers. He's promised...
write her out a receipt, paine. give her a receipt for these letters too.	This way, miss.
it's a military hotel.	I'm so glad to have met you, sir. I've read quite a few of your books.
please be careful, sir. up we come. written anything lately?	Take him to Sacher's.
i'll look it up for you.	Well, look, is there a car here I can use?
...his number.	I'll look it up for you.
no, i don't know...	...his number.
do you know his number?	No, I don't know...
please hurry up - just get him on the telephone.	Do you know his number?
...excuse me.	Please hurry up - just get him on the telephone.
oh, mr. martins...	...excuse me.
get me major callaghan on the phone.	Oh, Mr. Martins...
zane grey.	Oh, that is Mr. Martins' little joke, of course...
well, yes. i suppose that is what i meant to say.	Of course, of course, of course.
what's that?	Oh, I thought you would know, you're a writer. Of course you do. Good night, old man.
on the modern novel - you remember what we arranged and we want you to talk on the crisis of faith.	What's that?
what about?	On the modern novel - you remember what we arranged and we want you to talk on the Crisis of Faith.
hello - mr. martins, we tried to get you at your hotel. we have arranged that lecture for tomorrow.	What about?
oh, mr. martins, good evening.	Good evening Mr. Crabbin.
seems exciting.	It is, and I'm gunning just the same way for your Major Callaghan.
...this lecture business, you'll put me up here a while?	Certainly.
goodness, that's awkward.	Is that what you say to people after death? "Goodness that's awkward..."
i was going to stay with him, but he died thursday.	Goodness, that's awkward.
i've heard of him, of course, but i didn't exactly know him.	I was going to stay with him, but he died Thursday.
heard of harry lime?	I've heard of him, of course, but I didn't exactly know him.
no, a major, were you really?	Heard of Harry Lime?
it was just a soldier. i was trying to punch his major in the eye.	No, a major, were you really?
i know a very good dentist.	I don't need a dentist. Somebody hit me, that's all.
come upstairs a moment.	I know a very good dentist.
how long can one stay here on this stage money?	Listen, Mr. Martins, if you'd agree to be our guest, we'd be delighted to have you.
they wouldn't know me.	Nonsense. Your novels are very popular here. Aren't they, Sergeant?
i'll tell you what, mr. martins. on wednesday night at our institute, we are having a little lecture on the contemporary novel...i thought perhaps you'd like to speak.	They wouldn't know me.
welcome?	I'll tell you what, Mr. Martins. On Wednesday night at our institute, we are having a little lecture on the contemporary novel...I thought perhaps you'd like to speak.
you do!	Yes, Cultural re-education Section Propaganda. Very important in a place like this. We do a little show each week. Last week we did "Hamlet" and the week before we had something...
...leaving tomorrow, sir.	Excuse me, have you got tooth...
very popular, sir.	Very popular. Are you staying long?
striptease, sir.	Yes, Hindu dances, thank you, Sergeant. This is the first opportunity we've had of making an American author welcome.
oh, he's very goad, sir. i've read quite a few of his books.	Have you, Sergeant? Author - Martins. Thank you, Sergeant.
never heard of him.	Oh, he's very goad, sir. I've read quite a few of his books.
the author. thought you might be interested.	Never heard of him.
who?	The author. Thought you might be interested.
mr. holly martins, sir.	Who?
what is it, sergeant?	Mr. Holly Martins, sir.
mr. crabbin.	What is it, Sergeant?
...this way.	What do you want?
have you ever seen any of your victims?	Do you know, I don't ever feel comfortable on these sort of things...Victims?
i remember when they raided the gambling joint - you know a safe way out...	Sure...
part? you can have any part you want, so long as you don't interfere...i have never cut you out of anything yet.	I remember when they raided the gambling joint - you know a safe way out...
what did you expect me to be - part of your...	Part? You can have any part you want, so long as you don't interfere...I have never cut you out of anything yet.
don't try to be a policeman, old man.	What did you expect me to be - part of your...
you told them, didn't you?	Don't try to be a policeman, old man.
as long as they can use you?	I wish I could get rid of this thing.
i'm only safe in the russian zone... i'm safe as long as they can use me...	As long as they can use you?
outside of your stories...i've got to be careful.	I'm only safe in the Russian Zone... I'm safe as long as they can use me...
you've got plenty of contacts.	Outside of your stories...I've got to be careful.
it's far better thing that i do... holly, you and i aren't heroes, the world doesn't make any heroes...	You've got plenty of contacts.
why not?	It's far better thing that I do... Holly, you and I aren't heroes, the world doesn't make any heroes...
do you expect me to give myself up?	Why not?
you can get somebody else...	Do you expect me to give myself up?
what do you want me to do?	You can get somebody else...
you wouldn't do anything.	What do you want me to do?
well, i've got quite a lot on my mind.	You wouldn't do anything.
you don't care anything at all about anna, do you?	Well, I've got quite a lot on my mind.
did the police believe you?	You don't care anything at all about Anna, do you?
and - anna...	Did the police believe you?
unwise, holly...	And - Anna...
i told the police.	Unwise, Holly...
...exactly who did you tell about me? hmm?	I told the police.
holly...	...exactly who did you tell about me? Hmm?
you can help her.	Holly...
what can i do, old man, i'm dead, aren't i?	You can help her.
she's been arrested.	Tough...tough...Don't worry, old man, they won't hurt her.
hmm.	She's been arrested.
listen, harry - i didn't believe that...	It's good to see you, Holly.
i want to talk to you.	Talk to me?...Of course...Come on...
yes.	I want to talk to you.
listen...	Yes.
well, well, they seem to've been giving you quite some busy time.	Listen...
hello, harry.	Well, well, they seem to've been giving you quite some busy time.
are you mad?	All right - I'm mad. I've seen a ghost...
mr. popescu - mr. martins.	How do you do.
the roumanian?	Yes. The man who helped carry him.
mr. popescu is here tonight.	The Roumanian?
not yet.	But you will.
...the best way one can, you know.	What's the name of this girl?
i live in the russian sector, but you'll find me at the casanova club every night. one has to work...	...the best way one can, you know.
...your address?	I live in the Russian sector, but you'll find me at the Casanova Club every night. One has to work...
will you give me...	...your address?
what's the good of another post mortem? suppose you dig up something - well - discreditable to harry?	Will you give me...
not necessarily. she'd probably want to help.	What's the good of another post mortem? Suppose you dig up something - well - discreditable to Harry?
...you.	Only his doctor, Dr. Winkel.
well, there was only you, and this friend of his. who is he?	A Roumanian.
...you know and all that.	But he said he died instantaneously.
...were of you.	What did he say?
we came out of his place like this, and were walking this way. a friend of his called to him from over there. harry went across and from up there came the truck. it was just about here.	Here?
you really liked it?	At the end of every chapter --
tension? kurtz suspense.	You really liked it?
it's wonderful how you keep the tension.	Tension? KURTZ Suspense.
zwei zwartze.	It's wonderful how you keep the tension.
coffee.	Zwei zwartze.
mr. martins. delighted to meet you. come let's sit down here. ober! zwei. what would you like. tea? coffee?	Coffee.
in great pain?	Not necessarily.
...he was. yes, for a short time, while they carried him across the road.	In great pain?
i understand...	...he was. Yes, for a short time, while they carried him across the road.
could he have been at all conscious?	I understand...
hear the details.	I can tell you very little. He was run over by a car. He was dead when I arrived.
find out?	Hear the details.
thank you.	I have guests waiting.
coming to the point, please.	Thank you.
martins.	Coming to the point, please.
vinkel...you've got quite a collection of er-collection.	Yes.
vinkel.	Vinkel...You've got quite a collection of er-collection.
dr. winkel?	Vinkel.
yes, it is.	I am not a bad man.
i have no evidence. i saw nothing. i said nothing. it's not my business.	Well make it your business.
das hat man davon wenn man freundlich ist mit den auslandern...	I have no evidence. I saw nothing. I said nothing. It's not my business.
now, hold on.	Das hat man davon wenn man freundlich ist mit den auslandern...
fer von mir aus gehen sie zur gansalt aber mich lassen sie aus mit der politzei.	Now, hold on.
der ami macht mich noch ganz deppert. i should have listened to my wife. she said you were up to no good. gossip.	Suppose I take...
you don't know it was an accident. you only saw a dead man and three men carry him.	Der ami macht mich noch ganz deppert. I should have listened to my wife. She said you were up to no good. Gossip.
police? why police? das ist alles blodsum was sie da sangen. no, no. it is all nonsense; it was an accident.	You don't know it was an accident. You only saw a dead man and three men carry him.
you gotta tell your story to the police.	Police? Why police? Das ist alles blodsum was sie da sangen. No, no. It is all nonsense; it was an accident.
you don't mean that doctor?	No, no. He came late after they carried him to the Joseph Statue.
there was a third man - he didn't give evidence.	You don't mean that doctor?
and?	There was a third man - he didn't give evidence.
yes.	And?
the roumanian?	Yes.
yes.	The Roumanian?
kurtz.	Yes.
...give evidence.	Who else?
i was told that he did not die at once.	Ah, er war gleich tot - I mean, sie war gleich tot - brauchen kein angst zu. Ein moment...Wart ein bissel...Wartein bissel. Fraulein Schmidt!
er, alive? he couldn't have been alive, not with his head in the way it was.	I was told that he did not die at once.
oh, er - oh...was he - was he still alive?	Er, alive? He couldn't have been alive, not with his head in the way it was.
conscious? cas soll ich auch noch wissen?	Oh, er - oh...was he - was he still alive?
could he have been conscious?	Conscious? Cas soll ich auch noch wissen?
why didn't they bring him in the house?	Could he have been conscious?
not saw, heard...heard. i heard the brakes. wham! and i got to the window and saw them carry the body to the other side of the er...er joseph...that's joseph emperor joseph statue.	Why didn't they bring him in the house?
you saw it?	Not saw, heard...heard. I heard the brakes. Wham! And I got to the window and saw them carry the body to the other side of the er...er Joseph...that's Joseph Emperor Joseph Statue.
happened...yes happened right down there.	You saw it?
sehen sie da gleich da unter. da unten ist est passiert. passiert - english.	What's he saying?
und ich kann nicht alle kennen.	What does he say?
...popescu...	und ich kann nicht alle kennen.
you remember me? upstairs...	Yes, yes, I remember you.
mr. lime - yes.	You remember me? Upstairs...
did you know mr. lime well?	Mr. Lime - yes.
yes, sir.	Did you know Mr. Lime well?
excuse me!	Yes, sir.
baron kurtz.	Must be some mistake.
coffin?	Mr. Lime's.  Accident...
already gone.	Who?
speak english?	English?
...mr. martins?	Never.
should i make it all fact?	Why no, Mr. Martins.
...this time.	Yes.
mr. martins...	Not when I get interested.
third man.	A novel, Mr. Martins?
joseph harbin.	Joseph Harbin? No...no.
no.	Joseph Harbin.
he probably knows a lot more than that. somebody's lying.	Not necessarily.
that harry was dead before you got him to that statue.	He probably knows a lot more than that. Somebody's lying.
what else did he tell you?	That Harry was dead before you got him to that statue.
he didn't want to get involved.	Will we never teach these Austrians to be good citizens. It was his duty to give the evidence.
wasn't he at the police inquiry?	He didn't want to get involved.
that's all you meant?	What else?
something wrong.	Of course there was. Some ice for Mr. Martins.
funny?	Something wrong.
i thought there was something funny about the whole thing.	Funny?
harry...	Two double whiskeys. Was wunschen sie?
oh, you did.	Not the sort of thing I should confess to a total stranger, but you have to break the rules sometimes. Humanity's duty.
okay.	I thought he'd be here to meet me.
lime.  harry lime.	Okay.
his name?	Lime.  Harry Lime.
with him.  fifteen stiffgasse.	His name?
where are you staying?	With him.  Fifteen Stiffgasse.
a friend of mine offered me a job here.	Where are you staying?
what's the purpose of your visit here?	A friend of mine offered me a job here.
oh.	What's the purpose of your visit here?
passport, please.	Oh.
yea, ok. i will be, i will be, i promise.	Thanks.
look i don't care about the money right now: i just want some sleep. so if you could be quiet -	Yea, OK. I will be, I will be, I promise.
ten dollars. i'll find a way to pay you back. how would you like to know about somewhere special? the perfect beach. paradise. no one else knows about it. that's got to be worth something. what do you say?	Look I don't care about the money right now: I just want some sleep. So if you could be quiet -
yeah, that's right. now could you be quiet so i can get some sleep.	Ten dollars. I'll find a way to pay you back. How would you like to know About somewhere special? The perfect beach. Paradise. No one else knows about it. That's got to be worth something. What do you say?
you. you're the guy that lent me the money.	Yeah, that's right. Now could you be quiet so I can get some sleep.
thank you, sir. thank you. i promise i will repay you.	Just take it, OK.
here.	Thank you, sir. Thank you. I promise I will repay you.
if you could see your way to lending me some cash -	Here.
i'll share something with you.	I'm sorry. I can't lend you any money.
just five dollars, please.	I'll share something with you.
i'm really sorry but i just arrived; i'm on a pretty tight budget myself. i just can't afford it.	Just five dollars, please.
i'm waiting on some money coming through. it's just that at the moment, you know, i'm short. they're going to chuck me out. on the street in bangkok, that's bad.	I'm really sorry but I just arrived; I'm on a pretty tight budget myself. I just can't afford it.
i'm sorry, i don't think so.	I'm waiting on some money coming through. It's just that at the moment, you know, I'm short. They're going to chuck me out. On the street in Bangkok, that's bad.
yeah; just ten or fifteen dollars maybe.	I'm sorry, I don't think so.
help you out?	Yeah; just ten or fifteen dollars maybe.
look, i'm sorry to bother you but i was wondering if you could help me out.	Help you out?
richard. hi.	Look, I'm sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you could help me out.
i'm daffy.	Richard. Hi.
yes?	I'm Daffy.
excuse me.	Yes?
why not? thai girls best in the world. thai food best in the world. thai dope best in the world.	I wouldn't know anything about that, sir.
i don't think so.	Why not? Thai girls best in the world. Thai food best in the world. Thai dope best in the world.
you go to patpong? see smoke from pussy, ping pong ball from pussy, razor blade from pussy; bird from pussy.	I don't think so.
traveler.	You go to Patpong? See smoke from pussy, ping pong ball from pussy, razor blade from pussy; bird from pussy.
what are you doing in thailand? tourist?	Traveler.
what about moliere?	Fuck off.
she just went under the water. she was pulled under. oh god, i don't see her.	Was there a shark? Did you see a shark?
what happened?	She just went under the water. She was pulled under. Oh God, I don't see her.
she is gone!	What happened?
i'm sorry.	A bit fucking late.
well to be honest, etienne, i would rather have not known about it.	I'm sorry.
nothing. i just thought you ought to know.	Well to be honest, Etienne, I would rather have not known about it.
well what the fuck do you expect me to do about it.	Nothing. I just thought you ought to know.
yes.	Well what the fuck do you expect me to do about it.
big?	Yes.
i don't know, just a fin. over there. about a hundred meters.	Big?
a shark fin?	I don't know, just a fin. Over there. About a hundred meters.
a fin!	A shark fin?
what!	A fin!
richard - i saw a fin!	What!
i think we're about half way.	Richard - I saw a fin!
we're ok.	I think we're about half way.
everyone ok?	We're ok.
so how many miles do you think it is?	I have no idea but it looks like a long way.
we think in miles, not kilometers.	So how many miles do you think it is?
so?	We think in miles, not kilometers.
i don't know - i'm american.	So?
richard, it's secret. that's the whole point.	Yeah, OK. Forget it. We won't tell anyone.
why?	We're going to swim "one or two kilometers" across open sea, from one uninhabited island to another. Something goes wrong. What then?
oh. great. not far at all. i don't like to be negative, but do you think we should let someone know where we're going?	Why?
one or two kilometers.	Oh. Great. Not far at all. I don't like to be negative, but do you think we should let someone know where we're going?
yes, of course i can swim. how far do you think it is?	One or two kilometers.
he will not take us to the island. it's in the national park and it is forbidden to go there. but we are allowed to travel to this one to stay for one night.	That's the wrong one.
there is one problem.	He will not take us to the island. It's in the National Park and it is forbidden to go there. But we are allowed to travel to this one to stay for one night.
nice work.	There is one problem.
it's arranged. tomorrow morning. eight hundred bath.	Nice work.
it would be nice though, if there was a place like that. you know, that no one could get to.	Of course, but look; all these people. If that place existed, they'd all be there.
oh, that noise! yes, he certainly did.	We moved rooms because of him.
she means your neighbor. the scotsman	Oh, that noise! Yes, he certainly did.
the noise? don't worry. you're on holiday.	She means your neighbor. The Scotsman
bonjour.	Good morning.
two.	Richard?
one kilometer	Two.
we leave our rucksacks on this island and then we swim.	You can swim?
but he has been there, off course.	It was ridiculous; all this at three o'clock in the morning.
it's on an island that no one get to.	But he has been there, off course.
he said if we lent him money h would tell us about a secret beach.	It's on an island that no one get to.
what idiot would lend him money? it would disappear.	He said if we lent him money h would tell us about a secret beach.
he tried to borrow money from us.	What idiot would lend him money? It would disappear.
too far?	If it's too far, then we'll drown. But if we dont try then we'll never know.
sorry. i thought i was doing quite well.	It's just the sky, Richard.
that is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that englishmen and americans always say to french girls so that they can sleep with them.	Sorry. I thought I was doing quite well.
richard, you know something -	That is just the kind of pretentious bullshit that Englishmen and Americans always say to French girls so that they can sleep with them.
exactly.	Richard, you know something -
so on one you are rich, on another poor. on one you are a murderer, on another the victim.	Exactly.
there are infinite worlds out there, where anything that can happen does happen.	So on one you are rich, on another poor. On one you are a murderer, on another the victim.
incredible.	There are infinite worlds out there, where anything that can happen does happen.
you realize that in the eternity of space, there is a planet, just like this one, where you are photographing back towards us. you're photographing yourself.	Incredible.
i think so too.	One night I will get the perfect photograph.
sshh. etienne will be angry if i wake him. he thinks i waste film taking photographs of the sky.	I think so too.
francoise -	Sshh. Etienne will be angry if I wake him. He thinks I waste film taking photographs of the sky.
no.	I think it's a bad idea to tell anyone.
have you told someone?	No.
we swim.	Swim?
so from there to there?	We swim.
hi.	Hi there. Here, take a look.
not too bad.	I hope our noise did not keep you awake.
did you sleep well?	Not too bad.
bonsoir.	Eh - bonsoir.
so there's an urban myth, well more of a rural myth, going around here at the moment. it's about a beach.	Uh-huh.
so?	So there's an urban myth, well more of a rural myth, going around here at the moment. It's about a beach.
exactly. always happened to someone else.	So?
woman bites chicken leg, turns out to be a mouse. or a rat. it's an urban myth.	Exactly. Always happened to someone else.
do you know the kentucky friend mouse story?"	Woman bites chicken leg, turns out to be a mouse. Or a rat. It's an urban myth.
we lost our key.	Where did you lose it?
and you, if you had come out of egypt, you would have been destroyed in the desert with those who worshipped the golden calf.	Then let Him destroy me now. Let Him crush me like the conceited bully He is.  Go ahead. Kill me. Here I am. Do it!!
watch your language....	I think the whole Jewish people were permanently scarred by what happened on Mt. Moriah, and we still live in terror....
i do; i follow it. but okay, say god provided the ram. so what? once abraham raised the knife, in his heart it was as if he'd killed him. he could never forget that. and neither could isaac. look at him: he's traumatized, he's a putz for the rest of his life. by the end he can't tell jacob from esau....	Watch your language....
no one follows that midrash.	I do; I follow it. But okay, say God provided the ram. So what? Once Abraham raised the knife, in his heart it was as if he'd killed him. He could never forget that. And neither could Isaac. Look at him: he's traumatized, he's a putz for the rest of his life. By the end he can't tell Jacob from Esau....
there's midrash supporting this. my father read a book by shalom spiegel that -- isaac actually died and was reborn.	No one follows that midrash.
you think?! based on what?	There's midrash supporting this. My father read a book by Shalom Spiegel that -- Isaac actually died and was reborn.
but, danny, if hashem is everything, and we are nothing how are we to judge his actions?	We have free will and intelligence -- which God allegedly gave us....
they sound like you.	The Nazis did everything the fhrer told them. You do everything the Torah tells you. Or the rebbe. Identical slave mentality.
read the early zionists on european jewry; they sound like goebbels.	They sound like you.
they don't have extermination camps.	They had Sabra and Shattila.
they're racist, they're militaristic, they act like bullyboys in the territories....	They don't have extermination camps.
the zionists aren't nazis.	They're racist, they're militaristic, they act like bullyboys in the territories....
whereas avi's a zionist nazi.	The Zionists aren't Nazis.
i rest my case. he's a jewish nazi. he always was.	Whereas Avi's a Zionist Nazi.
what's a fascist?	I rest my case. He's a Jewish Nazi. He always was.
they only kill them when they love them?	What are you doing here, I thought you were a Nazi.
that's a movie, you moron.	Fine, go ahead. Touch the letters.
that was an ark, man. that was a torah. they fucked around with it, and the torah melted their faces.	That's a movie, you moron.
what??	That was an ark, man. That was a Torah. They fucked around with it, and the Torah melted their faces.
didn't you see <i>raiders of the lost ark</i>?	What??
fucking danny, man...	He's an asshole.
are you shitting me?? right in the store?	She's been giving me the eye. She's hot. So I wait till the owner goes up front....
...so she takes the pants in back -- where they try them on? and i think fuck it....	Are you shitting me?? Right in the store?
why the fuck not?	Just don't.
yeah, but not on the letters.	Why the fuck not?
fuck you. i hate the jews at least as much as you do.	No, you don't.... If you hated them, you'd study them, so you'd know why you hate them. You know what tefillin is? Tsitsis? Shotness? You know the kaddish from the kiddush?  Eichmann? He went to Israel. He studied the Torah, the Talmud, the Mishnah, the whole bit. He hated Jews.
how come you don't know it?  how can you say you hate the jews when you don't know anything about --	Fuck you. I hate the Jews at least as much as you do.
how come you know all this shit?	How come you don't know it?  How can you say you hate the Jews when you don't know anything about --
fire...	The mystics tried to read the white spaces around the letters. They thought there was a whole alternative language hidden there, with secret, alternative meanings.
it's called the flame alphabet. it's supposed to be the word of god written in fire.	Fire...
i don't, but...	Let's look at the fucking thing.
what do you care?	I don't, but...
yeah. he's a respected scholar. even no-am chomsky says he --	Billings, if Hitler didn't kill six million, why is he your hero?... Concentration camps all over Europe, and he only gets rid of a measly two hundred thousand.... He's a putz.
where did you read this? robert faurisson?	Yeah. He's a respected scholar. Even No-am Chomsky says he --
danny, it's true. there were no six million. at most, two hundred thousand jews died in the camps. and the majority of them were from disease and --	Where did you read this? Robert Faurisson?
oh, please...	Danny, it's true. There were no six million. At most, two hundred thousand Jews died in the camps. And the majority of them were from disease and --
yes.	Why'd we have to leave so fast?
do we have to listen to this shit?	Yes.
you coming?	We'll go to the country sometime, okay?
what, do you like it here?	Read <i>Mein Kampf</i>? Hitler had all his best ideas in prison.
bring your friends.... we're not his friends.	Then I won't bring you....
who the fuck are you?	Who am I?? Who are you, you schmucks, you can't even make a decent swastika.... Give me the paint.  Give it to me.
what do you think you're doing?	Who the fuck are you?
you're a jew. maybe you don't realize it, but you are.	Maybe I am. Maybe we're all Jews now. What's the difference?
you will.	You're a Jew. Maybe you don't realize it, but you are.
i don't care about money.	You will.
no, they don't. not the smart ones.  look, i'll give you five grand if you can document your tax-exempt status.... but when you fall off this horse, come see me. i can show you how to make a lot of money.	I don't care about money.
people still need values, beliefs....	No, they don't. Not the smart ones.  Look, I'll give you five grand if you can document your tax-exempt status.... But when you fall off this horse, come see me. I can show you how to make a lot of money.
forget the jewish stuff. it doesn't play anymore.  there's only the market, now, and it doesn't care who you are.	People still need values, beliefs....
yeah, i read your piece. it's very smart. and very wrong.	Forget the Jewish stuff. It doesn't play anymore.  There's only the market, now, and it doesn't care who you are.
actually, i think this moment has possibilities that --	Yeah, I read your piece. It's very smart. And very wrong.
fifty's an exaggeration. anyway, that was a different moment. things were possible that aren't now.	Actually, I think this moment has possibilities that --
you gave fifty thousand to that college magazine.	Fifty's an exaggeration. Anyway, that was a different moment. Things were possible that aren't now.
this? this is a joke.  i'll give your group a thousand bucks.	You gave fifty thousand to that college magazine.
i have a job.	This? This is a joke.  I'll give your group a thousand bucks.
you write that?  come work for me. you've got a lot to learn; i can teach it to you.	I have a job.
you gotta get out of here.	You don't own this place.
miriam called, looking for you. she said you might come, so i...	You gotta get out of here.
look, just light the candles with me. then we'll eat. you have to eat.	You eat first, then you light.  Once you light, it's Yom Kippur, which means you're fasting, so you can't...eat.
yeah, okay. but what if...what if... submitting...being crushed, being nothing, not mattering, what if that's the best feeling we can have?	Look, just light the candles with me. Then we'll eat. You have to eat.
and be crushed.	Yeah, okay. But what if...what if... submitting...being crushed, being nothing, not mattering, what if that's the best feeling we can have?
he commands it whether he exists or not...  look, we can fight him and be crushed. or we can submit.	And be crushed.
nothing.  why are you doing this?  i thought god didn't exist.	He commands it whether He exists or not...  Look, we can fight him and be crushed. Or we can submit.
no. what are you looking for?	Nothing.  Why are you doing this?  I thought God didn't exist.
shit...  did you talk to your mother today?	No. What are you looking for?
i don't know. i just want to try it.	Shit...  Did you talk to your mother today?
is it like eichmann? are we goofing?	I don't know. I just want to try it.
come on, we can be like eichmann. he studied torah. he hated jews.	Is it like Eichmann? Are we goofing?
you can't. do you know how many people i've brought into...the movement...?	Lina, come here!
kaddish is the prayer for the dead.	I mean kiddush. Let's say kiddush. And shave my head, fuck through a sheet, all that stuff...  Come on, just for fun. To see what it's like...
okay...  why don't we light candles on friday? let's light candles.... and say the kaddish.	Kaddish is the prayer for the dead.
you want a punch in the mouth?	Okay...  Why don't we light candles on Friday? Let's light candles.... And say the kaddish.
'cause he wasn't a rabbi.	You want a punch in the mouth?
believe me, adolf hitler couldn't possibly have hated the jews as much as i do. not in a billion years. you know why?	'Cause he wasn't a rabbi.
is that why you became a nazi? so you could talk about jews incessantly?	Believe me, Adolf Hitler couldn't possibly have hated the Jews as much as I do. Not in a billion years. You know why?
the real nazis. hitler, goebbels, they talked about jews incessantly.... you ever read their diaries?...	Is that why you became a Nazi? So you could talk about Jews incessantly?
do they?	The real Nazis. Hitler, Goebbels, they talked about Jews incessantly.... You ever read their diaries?...
nazis talk about it all the time.	Do they?
it's all you talk about. jewish, jewish, jewish. nobody talks about it that much except the jews.	Nazis talk about it all the time.
what...? you think i'm jewish?	It's all you talk about. Jewish, Jewish, Jewish. Nobody talks about it that much except the Jews.
plus you have nothing else to do all day.	Oh, am I learning it faster than you did? Maybe I'm smarter.
i told you, i'm good at this.	Plus you have nothing else to do all day.
you're learning the hebrew really fast.	I told you, I'm good at this.
judaism doesn't even need god. you have the torah, the law. that's your fucking god....  the book's closed.	You're learning the Hebrew really fast.
no, i think you shouldn't.	Judaism doesn't even need God. You have the Torah, the law. That's your fucking God....  The book's closed.
you think i should just because there's no reason?	No, I think you shouldn't.
you shouldn't.	You think I should just because there's no reason?
why should i submit?	You shouldn't.
don't curse in front of it.	Why should I submit?
fuck that.	Don't curse in front of it.
no. nothing follows. you don't do it because it's smart or stupid or it saves your soul. you're not saved. nobody's saved. you do it because the torah tells you do. you submit to the torah.	Fuck that.
and belief follows?	No. Nothing follows. You don't do it because it's smart or stupid or it saves your soul. You're not saved. Nobody's saved. You do it because the Torah tells you do. You submit to the Torah.
about doing things. you light candles, say prayers, keep the sabbath, visit the sick....	And belief follows?
what's it about?	About doing things. You light candles, say prayers, keep the Sabbath, visit the sick....
nothing but nothingness...judaism's not about belief.	What's it about?
christianity's silly, but at least there's something to believe in. or not believe. judaism there's nothing.	Nothing but nothingness...Judaism's not about belief.
no difference.	Christianity's silly, but at least there's something to believe in. Or not believe. Judaism there's nothing.
v'asitem lechem pessel to-monat. and make no graven image of the lord, or the form of any figure, or of man or woman, or beast or fowl or fish or anything that looks like anything. because he's not like anything. not only can't you see him or hear him, you can't even think about him. i mean, what's the difference between that and him not existing?	No difference.
v'asitem...	V'asitem lechem pessel to-monat. And make no graven image of the Lord, or the form of any figure, or of man or woman, or beast or fowl or fish or anything that looks like anything. Because He's not like anything. Not only can't you see Him or hear Him, you can't even think about Him. I mean, what's the difference between that and Him not existing?
payn tash-chiton v'ashiytem...	V'asitem...
with you there's a tragic dimension.	Vuv...Zayin...Chet...Tet...
even though his dick is so big?	With you there's a tragic dimension.
the sex is better.	Even though his dick is so big?
they don't put them in the torah. i'll get you a chumash, they'll have them there...bet...gimel...dalid...hay...  how come you're here instead of with curtis? besides the hebrew lessons...	The sex is better.
where are they?	They don't put them in the Torah. I'll get you a chumash, they'll have them there...Bet...Gimel...Dalid...Hay...  How come you're here instead of with Curtis? Besides the Hebrew lessons...
it's silent. it holds a place, takes a vowel. the vowels are little dots that go under the letters.	Where are they?
it looks a little like a swastika.	It's silent. It holds a place, takes a vowel. The vowels are little dots that go under the letters.
good question. both.  aleph...	It looks a little like a swastika.
who gets contaminated, the jews or the gentiles?	Good question. Both.  Aleph...
you can't curse in front of it either.	Who gets contaminated, the Jews or the gentiles?
what assholes.	You can't curse in front of it either.
see, the jews love to separate things: the holy from the profane, milk from meat, wool from linen, the sabbath from the week, the jew from the gentile.... as if one little scrap of this was going to completely contaminate that.	What assholes.
yeah, it's stupid.  put it on, or i won't teach you.	See, the Jews love to separate things: the holy from the profane, milk from meat, wool from linen, the Sabbath from the week, the Jew from the gentile.... As if one little scrap of this was going to completely contaminate that.
that's stupid.	Yeah, it's stupid.  Put it on, or I won't teach you.
they think it's the word of god, and it's holy, and the flesh isn't....	That's stupid.
why not?	They think it's the word of God, and it's holy, and the flesh isn't....
put something on. you're not supposed to be naked in front of it.	Why not?
i'm good at languages.	Put something on. You're not supposed to be naked in front of it.
hebrew's very difficult. it would take years.	I'm good at languages.
know your enemy.... 'cause it's a basic text of western culture. i want to read it in the original. okay?	Hebrew's very difficult. It would take years.
why?	Know your enemy.... 'Cause it's a basic text of Western culture. I want to read it in the original. Okay?
i want to learn to read it.	Why?
and god said to avram, take yourself away from your land and from the place you were born and from your father's house into the land -- a different land -- and i will show you....	I want to learn to read it.
what's it mean?	And God said to Avram, take yourself away from your land and from the place you were born and from your father's house into the land -- a different land -- and I will show you....
va-yomer adonai el avram: lech lecha mayartzcha oo-mimohlad-tcha oo-m'bayt avaycha el ha-ertez asher arecha...	What's it mean?
oh, yeah...	Va-yomer adonai el Avram: lech lecha mayartzcha oo-mimohlad-tcha oo-m'bayt avaycha el ha-ertez asher arecha...
va-yomer... and he said.  it goes the other way.	Oh, yeah...
'cause i want to know.... what is this word? this one here...	Va-yomer... And he said.  It goes the other way.
what do you care?	'Cause I want to know.... What is this word? This one here...
but you can read it, the hebrew.... right?	What do you care?
no.	But you can read it, the Hebrew.... Right?
do you know it like that? by heart.	No.
that was a later invention, it's not in the scrolls.... anyway, the jews know where the sentences end. they know the whole thing by heart. every word. every letter.	Do you know it like that? By heart.
how come there's no punctuation?	That was a later invention, it's not in the scrolls.... Anyway, the Jews know where the sentences end. They know the whole thing by heart. Every word. Every letter.
i stole it. from a synagogue.	How come there's no punctuation?
where'd you get this?	I stole it. From a synagogue.
i'm coming to your room tonight.	No.
he's at a home out here.	I'm coming to your room tonight.
your father??	He's at a home out here.
when can i see you?	You can't.
i'm talking to you right now. who's linda?	When can I see you?
why won't you talk to me?	I'm talking to you right now. Who's Linda?
who's linda?	Why won't you talk to me?
bigger and better.	Then how come you're talking to me?
oh, really?	Bigger and better.
too many good players down here. i'm with one right now.	Oh, really?
i bet. he didn't realize that nobody who talks such a good game ever plays one.	You weren't complaining about my play last time.
you're not like the others, are you?... your friends.	Yes, I am. Basically I am.
that's stupid. why would they?	You're not like the others, are you?... Your friends.
you think people ever commit suicide out of happiness?	That's stupid. Why would they?
killing himself.	You think people ever commit suicide out of happiness?
what's he care about?	Killing himself.
i guess. his parents are. he doesn't care about that.	What's he care about?
is he a nazi?	I guess. His parents are. He doesn't care about that.
he's in a mental institution.... he's been there for ten years, off and on. mostly on.	Is he a Nazi?
are they still together?	He's in a mental institution.... He's been there for ten years, off and on. Mostly on.
they're my father's. he's from argentina. my mother's family went there during the war. that's where they met.	Are they still together?
how come so many of the books are in spanish?	They're my father's. He's from Argentina. My mother's family went there during the war. That's where they met.
"and the words fell apart in my mouth like moldering mushrooms..."	How come so many of the books are in Spanish?
"...<i>und die worte zerfielen mir im munde wie modrige pilze</i>..."	"And the words fell apart in my mouth like moldering mushrooms..."
why no silencer?	You want it to be an event.
where'd you read all that stuff?	I just read it....
i work at the big boy warehouse. in queens. i drive a fork-lift.	Where'd you read all that stuff?
you're not in school? what do you do?	I work at the Big Boy warehouse. In Queens. I drive a fork-lift.
which is what?	At first, no one will know why the victims are being killed.
disease? what disease?	Abstraction. They're obsessed with abstraction.
the point is, the modern world is a jewish disease.	Disease? What disease?
too christian. you know jameson? paul virilio?	The point is, the modern world is a Jewish disease.
too difficult?	Too Christian. You know Jameson? Paul Virilio?
nobody reads that stuff anymore.	Too difficult?
have you read toynbee? spengler?	Nobody reads that stuff anymore.
that's a much easier game.	Why don't you come visit, we'll have a rematch.
i doubt it. how did you find out?	He called me up. He wanted to talk to me about my ideas.
i didn't notice his shoes.... did your mother know he was there?	I doubt it. How did you find out?
really, which one? i bet it was the guy with the prada shoes.	I didn't notice his shoes.... Did your mother know he was there?
did you know that there was a <i>new york times</i> reporter there that night?	Really, which one? I bet it was the guy with the Prada shoes.
i don't. i was just curious how full of shit you were.	Did you know that there was a <i>New York Times</i> reporter there that night?
i didn't realize you cared.	I don't. I was just curious how full of shit you were.
yeah, i remember.... kill any jews yet?	I didn't realize you cared.
carla?... it's me, danny...danny balint...? we met at that...[meeting at your house.]	Yeah, I remember.... Kill any Jews yet?
why are you taking that?	I'm stealing it.
nothing. let's go....	Why are you taking that?
what'd you say?	Nothing. Let's go....
shema yisrael adonai elohenu adonai echod.	What'd you say?
who's eichmann?	Who's Eichmann?!!?
i thought there were people here....	I'll go look....
danny, the night we met, you said the name ilio manzetti. we were impressed. we were excited. but here it is september, and mr. manzetti is still walking around breathing the air.	We need intellectuals, we have enough thugs already.
an investment banking house.	He's Jewish? Manzetti?
it's a romantic movement, curtis. it always has been.	Lina, the Thousand-Year Reich barely lasted a decade.... Do you really want to go down that road again? In America of all places, where obedience and discipline are not exactly the national virtues...
yes, of course. but that only plays in this room, with people who aren't embarrassed to call themselves nazis. if you want a modern fascism, you don't mention jews.	It's a romantic movement, Curtis. It always has been.
did you see how they reacted to him?	Yes, of course. But that only plays in this room, with people who aren't embarrassed to call themselves Nazis. If you want a modern fascism, you don't mention Jews.
...i thought we agreed, no anti- semitism...it's exactly what we're trying to put behind us.... trash the blacks, fine; but...	Did you see how they reacted to him?
that doesn't seem to be happening, does it?	I've been stuck out in the country with those guys who just want to paint swastikas and heil Hitler. How am I supposed to --
what about...manzetti, the synagogues....	That doesn't seem to be happening, does it?
we want to build bridges to certain positions in the political mainstream: works like <i>the bell curve</i>, <i>sociobiology</i>, anti-zionism, anti- immigration, the com-munitarian issue.... we'll hold conferences: invite liberals, blacks, jews. chomsky, cockburn, stanley crouch, shahack....	I've been waiting all my life for something like this.
a week or so. there's something i want to do here first.	What's that?  Okay. Surprise us...
they left an hour ago.  you mind some personal advice? forget carla. that's not the side your bread's buttered on.  how soon can you get back to the city?	A week or so. There's something I want to do here first.
what about mrs. moebius and...?	They left an hour ago.  You mind some personal advice? Forget Carla. That's not the side your bread's buttered on.  How soon can you get back to the city?
leo strauss...  i've got to go to boston. i came to say goodbye.	What about Mrs. Moebius and...?
i'm sure they are. but what do we accomplish by pointing it out?	It's the truth....
they're liars and cowards.	I'm sure they are. But what do we accomplish by pointing it out?
...insulting people who were in the camps. ...what's the point?	They're liars and cowards.
how would you kill him?	I'd have to research it, study his routines, his security.... But ideally on a New York street at midday, using a small-caliber automatic without a silencer.
totally. the family emigrated from bulgaria when he was eleven.	How would you kill him?
but when it comes out, the public will be outraged. it will look like germany all over again.	Isn't that what we want? Germany all over again? Only done right this time...
i'd say nothing. after two or three, people will try to find a pattern. a reason.	But when it comes out, the public will be outraged. It will look like Germany all over again.
you wouldn't announce it?	I'd say nothing. After two or three, people will try to find a pattern. A reason.
they used to. today it's not an issue.	No, but deep down, beneath the "tolerance" they learn on television, nothing's changed. The very word makes their skin crawl.  It isn't even hate, really. It's more the way we feel when a rat runs across the floor. We want to step on it. Crush it. We don't even know why. It's a physical reaction. Everyone feels it.
people hate jews. do you agree?	They used to. Today it's not an issue.
that would be a catastrophic mistake.	People hate Jews. Do you agree?
obviously.	Decentralized, nonviolent, increasingly mainstream. We'll see antiabortion, anti-immigration groups form alliances with the gun lobby, Christian identity types, tax resisters and even some libertarians....
more cultural than political.	Obviously.
it's too late.... if i didn't, somebody else would.  yom kippur starts at sundown. will you go to synagogue?	Get the fuck away from me.
if i tell you, will you pull the story? not write about me?	It's too late.... If I didn't, somebody else would.  Yom Kippur starts at sundown. Will you go to synagogue?
who killed manzetti?	If I tell you, will you pull the story? Not write about me?
yeah, and what are you? a <i>times</i> man? a presbyterian? impotent? a prick?	Who killed Manzetti?
i don't think you know what you are.	Yeah, and what are you? A <i>Times</i> man? A Presbyterian? Impotent? A prick?
you work for the <i>new york times</i>. your whole job in life is not to understand things like me.	I don't think you know what you are.
explain it so i can.	You work for the <i>New York Times</i>. Your whole job in life is not to understand things like me.
i don't. look, stay out of what you don't understand.	Explain it so I can.
how do you reconcile the two?	I don't. Look, stay out of what you don't understand.
what were you, following me?	How do you reconcile the two?
two days ago you addressed a nazi rally. last week you went to a torah study group.	What were you, following me?
did you kill ilio manzetti?	No.
but if the jews are strengthened by hate, wouldn't this "destruction" you speak of -- by love or by any other means -- in fact make them more powerful than they are already?	Yes. Infinitely more. They would become as God.
it's slander. it's reckless disregard. i'll sue you and your fucking jew paper.	Does that mean you deny what he says is true? Yes or no.
give me a reason not to.	It's slander. It's reckless disregard. I'll sue you and your fucking Jew paper.
to discredit me. because i know who they are. look, i thought i explained it to you. those people can say or do anything. and they will. it's all narrative to them, it's... are you going to print what this guy said?	Give me a reason not to.
why would nadelman lie?	To discredit me. Because I know who they are. Look, I thought I explained it to you. Those people can say or do anything. And they will. It's all narrative to them, it's... Are you going to print what this guy said?
listen to me....	Why would Nadelman lie?
that's what i'm trying to find out, danny. who am i fucking with here?	Listen to me....
do you know who you're fucking with here?	That's what I'm trying to find out, Danny. Who am I fucking with here?
were you ever bar mitzvahed anywhere else?	Do you know who you're fucking with here?
look at me.  do i look jewish?  look...	Were you ever bar mitzvahed anywhere else?
so you're saying it's not true.	Look at me.  DO I look Jewish?  Look...
you believe that? and you call yourself a reporter?	So you're saying it's not true.
he says you were bar mitzvahed there, in march 1988.	You believe that? And you call yourself a reporter?
who? how would i know him?	He says you were bar mitzvahed there, in March 1988.
do you know rabbi stanley nadelman? he used to be at congregation beth elohim in ozone park...?	Who? How would I know him?
what? excuse me?...  you're kidding, right?	Do you know Rabbi Stanley Nadelman? He used to be at Congregation Beth Elohim in Ozone Park...?
are all jews the same?	Differences exist, of course, but they're irrelevant. For the Jew, his Jewishness dominates everything. Even the ones who renounce it, who hate it, who want to cut it out of their hearts a knife...can't escape. They're still just Jews.
notice the israelis: a fundamentally secular society. they no longer need judaism because they have soil. the real jew is a wanderer, a nomad. he has no roots, no attachments. so he "universalizes" everything. he can't hammer a nail, plow a field. he can only buy and sell, invest capital, manipulate markets. he takes the life of a people rooted in soil and turns it into a cosmopolitan culture based on books, ideas, numbers. this is his strength....  take the great jewish minds: marx, freud, einstein. what have they given us: communism, infantile sexuality and the atom bomb. in a mere three centuries since these guys emerged from the ghettos of europe, they've taken us from a world built on order and reason and hurled us into a chaos of class warfare, irrational urges and relativity, a world where the very existence of matter and meaning is in doubt. why? because it is the deepest impulse of the jewish soul to unravel the very fabric of life until nothing is left but thread, nothing but nothingness. nothingness without end...	Are all Jews the same?
of course they're jews.	Notice the Israelis: a fundamentally secular society. They no longer need Judaism because they have soil. The real Jew is a wanderer, a nomad. He has no roots, no attachments. So he "universalizes" everything. He can't hammer a nail, plow a field. He can only buy and sell, invest capital, manipulate markets. He takes the life of a people rooted in soil and turns it into a cosmopolitan culture based on books, ideas, numbers. This is his strength....  Take the great Jewish minds: Marx, Freud, Einstein. What have they given us: communism, infantile sexuality and the atom bomb. In a mere three centuries since these guys emerged from the ghettos of Europe, they've taken us from a world built on order and reason and hurled us into a chaos of class warfare, irrational urges and relativity, a world where the very existence of matter and meaning is in doubt. Why? Because it is the deepest impulse of the Jewish soul to unravel the very fabric of life until nothing is left but thread, nothing but nothingness. Nothingness without end...
those aren't jews.	Of course they're Jews.
he has israel.	Those aren't Jews.
deracinate... tear out the roots. a people -- a real people -- derives its genius from the land: the sun, the sea, the soil. this is how they know themselves. but the jew doesn't have soil.	He has Israel.
the jews clearly control the media and the banks. investment banks, not the commercial ones. but the point is they carry out in those realms the same principles they display in sexuality. they undermine traditional life; they deracinate society.	Deracinate... Tear out the roots. A people -- a real people -- derives its genius from the land: the sun, the sea, the soil. This is how they know themselves. But the Jew doesn't have soil.
so, fine, it's not that the jew, the jews own the media and the banks. it's that they're sexually corrupt.	The Jews clearly control the media and the banks. Investment banks, not the commercial ones. But the point is they carry out in those realms the same principles they display in sexuality. They undermine traditional life; they deracinate society.
let's just say i've done due diligence.	So, fine, it's not that the Jew, the Jews own the media and the banks. It's that they're sexually corrupt.
danny, what makes you think you know all this?	Let's just say I've done due diligence.
you're not listening. he isn't better. he gives pleasure, but that's actually a weakness.	Danny, what makes you think you know all this?
does that mean the jew is the better lover?	You're not listening. He isn't better. He gives pleasure, but that's actually a weakness.
real men -- white, christian men -- we fuck a woman. we make her come with our cocks. but the jew doesn't like to penetrate and thrust -- he can't assert himself that directly -- so he resorts to perversions. oral sex is technically a perversion, you know that, don't you?  after a woman has been with a jewish man, she never wants a normal partner again. a normal man.	Does that mean the Jew is the better lover?
female...	Real men -- white, Christian men -- we fuck a woman. We make her come with our cocks. But the Jew doesn't like to penetrate and thrust -- he can't assert himself that directly -- so he resorts to perversions. Oral sex is technically a perversion, you know that, don't you?  After a woman has been with a Jewish man, she never wants a normal partner again. A normal man.
because the jew is essentially female.	Female...
why?	Because the Jew is essentially female.
yes. it's very pleasurable. but the jews are obsessed with it. you know why?	Why?
everybody likes to, don't they?	Yes. It's very pleasurable. But the Jews are obsessed with it. You know why?
and jewish men like to get it.	Everybody likes to, don't they?
i don't know. is that right?	And Jewish men like to get it.
jewish girls like to give head, right?	I don't know. Is that right?
notice? like what...?	Jewish girls like to give head, right?
and? what did you notice?	Notice? Like what...?
what's that go to do with...i've gone out with a, with jewish women. why?	And? WHat did you notice?
did you ever fuck one, guy?	What's that go to do with...I've gone out with a, with Jewish women. Why?
what??!?	Did you ever fuck one, Guy?
you ever fuck a jewish girl?	What??!?
sexuality??? what do you mean?	You ever fuck a Jewish girl?
let me give you an example.... sexuality.	Sexuality??? What do you mean?
a poison...?	Let me give you an example.... Sexuality.
the jews are different.... blacks are disgusting and inferior, but it's like criticizing a retarded child. the jews are...a poison in the human well....	A poison...?
danny, what about the jews?	The Jews are different.... Blacks are disgusting and inferior, but it's like criticizing a retarded child. The Jews are...a poison in the human well....
german. mine, too. so who do you think's given more to the world, the germans -- beethoven, goethe, nietzsche -- or the entire continent of africa? ibos, bantus, mandingos...	Danny, what about the Jews?
my mother's family is french, my father's was german, originally.	German. Mine, too. So who do you think's given more to the world, the Germans -- Beethoven, Goethe, Nietzsche -- or the entire continent of Africa? Ibos, Bantus, Mandingos...
what should i be, a white inferior- ist? a multicultural zulu egalitarian? let me ask, where are your people from?	My mother's family is French, my father's was German, originally.
it helps me concentrate.... so does that mean you're a white supremacist?	What should I be, a white inferior- ist? A multicultural Zulu egalitarian? Let me ask, where are your people from?
in the movement -- the racialist movement -- we believe there's a hierarchy of the races. not just in iq, but in the civilization, the art, the forms of government, the civilizations that each race produces... why are you writing this down if you're recording it?	It helps me concentrate.... So does that mean you're a white supremacist?
the other night you said the modern world is a jewish disease. could you elaborate on that?	In the movement -- the racialist movement -- we believe there's a hierarchy of the races. Not just in IQ, but in the civilization, the art, the forms of government, the civilizations that each race produces... Why are you writing this down if you're recording it?
i agree.	The other night you said the modern world is a Jewish disease. Could you elaborate on that?
curtis is a politician -- and a bit of a hustler. he's not a thinker.	I agree.
what about curtis zampf?	Curtis is a politician -- and a bit of a hustler. He's not a thinker.
i'm trying to figure out where the radical right is going to next....i thought you were the most interesting person at that meeting.	What about Curtis Zampf?
no... yeah, fine, go ahead... so what's this about? is this about me?	I'm trying to figure out where the radical right is going to next....I thought you were the most interesting person at that meeting.
is it okay if i record this?	No... Yeah, fine, go ahead... So what's this about? Is this about me?
you shut up. who do you think you are?	There's a bomb here. It's going to go off at seven-thirty.
danny, i'm trying to -- save you.	Fucking kike.
the truth doesn't mean anything to you, does it?	Danny, I'm trying to -- save you.
think about your father. your sister.	The truth doesn't mean anything to you, does it?
i can't say that.	Think about your father. Your sister.
and only talked about killing manzetti to convince them you were an anti-semite. if you'd had any idea somebody would take it seriously, you never would have said it.	I can't say that.
but i wasn't.	And only talked about killing Manzetti to convince them you were an anti-Semite. If you'd had any idea somebody would take it seriously, you never would have said it.
all right, what if all along you were actually infiltrating the nazis -- to expose them....	But I wasn't.
i was just talking. i -- look, i can't help what i think.	All right, what if all along you were actually infiltrating the Nazis -- to expose them....
so are you... but they'll believe you....  lina moebius is saying the whole thing was your idea. that you proposed it in a meeting at her house.  ah, jesus, danny... what were you thinking? are you glad manzetti's dead? do you really want to kill jews? you want to kill me?	I was just talking. I -- look, I can't help what I think.
you're lying.	So are you... But they'll believe you....  Lina Moebius is saying the whole thing was your idea. That you proposed it in a meeting at her house.  Ah, Jesus, Danny... What were you thinking? Are you glad Manzetti's dead? Do you really want to kill Jews? You want to kill me?
it was a nine millimeter.	You're lying.
a forty-five.	It was a nine millimeter.
you're telling me you killed him? you? killed him? bullshit. what kind of gun did you use?	A forty-five.
which <i>times</i> guy?	With the shoes... There was more than one?
you mean the <i>times</i> guy?	Which <i>Times</i> guy?
i work in the da's office. you go to those meetings, half the people there are informants.	You mean the <i>Times</i> guy?
how did you...?	I work in the DA's office. You go to those meetings, half the people there are informants.
tell me about lina moebius.	How did you...?
this is me.	Tell me about Lina Moebius.
i can't help what i think.	This is me.
you know the joke: a jew's shipwrecked on a desert island. when they rescue him, they see he's built two synagogues. they say, for vhat do you need two synagogues? he says, vun to pray in, and vun i'd never set foot in so long as i live, so help me god.  you pray in the one you'd never set foot in...and vice versa.	I can't help what I think.
point out all the lies and fucked-up thinking.	You know the joke: a Jew's shipwrecked on a desert island. When they rescue him, they see he's built two synagogues. They say, for vhat do you need two synagogues? He says, vun to pray in, and vun I'd never set foot in so long as I live, so help me God.  You pray in the one you'd never set foot in...and vice versa.
that doesn't mean i don't like hearing it.	Point out all the lies and fucked-up thinking.
i thought you hated torah.	That doesn't mean I don't like hearing it.
to hear them read torah.	I thought you hated Torah.
why did you come tonight? to see me?	To hear them read Torah.
i always won.	The arguments, anyway.
no!	Yes!
...i want you to do it on the outside, too.	No!
don't tell me what i --	...I want you to do it on the outside, too.
you do it on the inside....	Don't tell me what I --
i don't do that.	You do it on the inside....
i want you to say kaddish for her. it's the only thing she asked from us....	I don't do that.
how did you get the fucking number?	I want you to say kaddish for her. It's the only thing she asked from us....
beth shalom? what are you talking about? who is this...?	Lina, you said if I was going to plant a bomb, I should --
beth shalom. like you wanted.	Beth Shalom? What are you talking about? Who is this...?
what is happening?	Beth Shalom. Like you wanted.
lina... it's happening. tonight.	What is happening?
hello...?	Lina... It's happening. Tonight.
fine.	We want to talk to you about something....  We're about to launch an aboveground, intellectually serious fascist movement.
how have things been going?	Fine.
you mean ilio manzetti?	Forget Manzetti.... Take on something simple. Something you can actually accomplish.  Maybe he'd be more valuable in the city.
do you feel you're making progress here?	You mean Ilio Manzetti?
so what jew would you kill first?	Ilio Manzetti...former ambassador to France. Managing partner at Damon, Schwarzchild.
we're already marginal. we are saying what no one else has the guts to say. isn't that precisely our appeal?	So what Jew would you kill first?
curtis is afraid you'll marginalize us.	We're already marginal. We are saying what no one else has the guts to say. Isn't that precisely our appeal?
without blood -- a willingness to spill it -- there's no real power, no authority.	Curtis is afraid you'll marginalize us.
are you with the fbi, mr. balint?... or any other law enforcement agency?	I was going to ask you the same thing.
from the rhineland originally.	Are you with the FBI, Mr. Balint?... Or any other law enforcement agency?
what part of germany are you people from?	From the Rhineland originally.
it's german.	What part of Germany are you people from?
balint?	It's German.
daniel balint.	Balint?
lina moebius. and you are...?	Daniel Balint.
steve...	Steve's going to explain it.
but you already talked about it: you said it's not stupid. why isn't it stupid?	Steve...
i'm not here to talk about religious law, if you don't like --	But you already talked about it: you said it's not stupid. Why isn't it stupid?
you can have chicken with eggs but not with milk. why is that?	I'm not here to talk about religious law, if you don't like --
no, i don't admit it's stupid.	You can have chicken with eggs but not with milk. Why is that?
but it's stupid, right? you admit it's stupid.	No, I don't admit it's stupid.
look, you want cheese, go someplace else.	But it's stupid, right? You admit it's stupid.
the bible only says don't seethe a kid in its mother's milk. but chickens don't give milk.	Look, you want cheese, go someplace else.
that's meat.	The Bible only says don't seethe a kid in its mother's milk. But chickens don't give milk.
what about chicken?	That's meat.
i've got to get back to the --	You can heat them up and eat with him.
do you know them?  i made him some noodles for dinner. you can heat them up and --	I've got to get back to the --
nobody ever beat me up.  look, linda, there're fifty reasons. even if you knew them all, there'd be another fifty you didn't know.	Do you know them?  I made him some noodles for dinner. You can heat them up and --
the polacks? from sacred heart?	Nobody ever beat me up.  Look, Linda, there're fifty reasons. Even if you knew them all, there'd be another fifty you didn't know.
what kids?...	The Polacks? From Sacred Heart?
is this because of those kids who used to beat you up?	What kids?...
oh, he decides? hitler's the chief rabbi now?...	Is this because of those kids who used to beat you up?
tell it to hitler.	Oh, he decides? Hitler's the chief rabbi now?...
they're not my people....	Tell it to Hitler.
ah, jesus christ, danny, how can you wear that thing?... you know what it means? to your people...	They're not my people....
why deprive him of his greatest pleasure?	Ah, Jesus Christ, Danny, how can you wear that thing?... You know what it means? To your people...
then he couldn't be bitter about living alone.	Why deprive him of his greatest pleasure?
he's going to die.  he won't take his medicine. he eats dairy. he probably still smokes when i'm not around.  i asked him to come live with us. alex offered to share his room, unsolicited.... but he didn't want to be any trouble.	Then he couldn't be bitter about living alone.
i just came to get some stuff. i'll be out in five minutes.  he doesn't want me around.	He's going to die.  He won't take his medicine. He eats dairy. He probably still smokes when I'm not around.  I asked him to come live with us. Alex offered to share his room, unsolicited.... But he didn't want to be any trouble.
what are you doing here?	I just came to get some stuff. I'll be out in five minutes.  He doesn't want me around.
a jewish prayer.	Can anybody imagine why I would say a Jewish prayer?
who knows what that is?	A Jewish prayer.
isn't it true?	No, it's...yeah, it's true, but... how'd you get this number?... No, not here... Maybe Sunday? There's a place off Queens Blvd. Near the courthouse...
who told you that?	Isn't it true?
i'm doing a piece on right-wing groups, post oklahoma city. i hear you're an important figure in those circles. you have a lot of interesting ideas....	Who told you that?
<i>new york times</i>...?	I'm doing a piece on right-wing groups, post Oklahoma City. I hear you're an important figure in those circles. You have a lot of interesting ideas....
daniel balint? my name's guy danielsen. i'm a reporter with the <i>new york times</i>.	<i>New York Times</i>...?
hello...?	Daniel Balint? My name's Guy Danielsen. I'm a reporter with the <i>New York Times</i>.
seven-thirty tomorrow evening.	So that's what? Nineteen thirty minutes...what time is it now...
when do you want it to go off?	Seven-thirty tomorrow evening.
it's not going to be fine. it's --	Just do it.
no, it has to be tomorrow. you won't get this many of them in here for another year. it'll be fine.	It's not going to be fine. It's --
if i went back to the lumberyard, the guy'd give me all the dynamite i wanted. untraceable, you wouldn't -- need to...	No, it has to be tomorrow. You won't get this many of them in here for another year. It'll be fine.
where?	I have an idea....
take a right on 59th...  we'll put it someplace else.	Where?
so what do we do with the device?	Take a right on 59th...  We'll put it someplace else.
the manzetti thing must have scared her. she thinks she'll get implicated.	So what do we do with the device?
why? why would she?	The Manzetti thing must have scared her. She thinks she'll get implicated.
mrs. moebius.	Why? Why would she?
who even knew?	Mrs. Moebius.
they don't. i checked twenty times.... somebody must have talked.	Who even knew?
you said they didn't have night guards.	They don't. I checked twenty times.... Somebody must have talked.
not too fast.	You said they didn't have night guards.
christ...	Not too fast.
keep driving. don't slow down.	Christ...
oh, what is this shit?	Keep driving. Don't slow down.
didn't you get anything?	I'm not hungry.... Come on, let's drive around.... We don't want to be spotted here.
it'll be enough if we use it right.  okay, the service'll go about another hour. say an hour for the janitors, then one more just to be safe... we'll go in at midnight.	Didn't you get anything?
that's all we've got left.	It'll be enough if we use it right.  Okay, the service'll go about another hour. Say an hour for the janitors, then one more just to be safe... We'll go in at midnight.
what about drake, did he ever show up?	No, it's weird, man. Nobody knows where he went.
it will.	What about Drake, did he ever show up?
i've gotta kill some jews, kyle. i'm serious. i'm always talking about it. this time it's gotta happen.	It will.
i'm sorry, danny. it won't happen again. i'm going to use a brand-new power cell. plus we'll have a back-up timer.	I've gotta kill some Jews, Kyle. I'm serious. I'm always talking about it. This time it's gotta happen.
that damn thing. you know how it made me look...?	I'm sorry, Danny. It won't happen again. I'm going to use a brand-new power cell. Plus we'll have a back-up timer.
this will be a different kind of device.	That damn thing. You know how it made me look...?
open it up.	Here...
shut up. fuck you....	What...?
what is it?	Green dot -- shotgun powder. For pipe bombs.  A guy in a lumberyard gave it to me. A donation to the cause.
which one were you aiming at?	The mother.
get out of here....	You look right through him. He's there, but there's something on the other side of him that you want. It's all you want. And whatever's in the way doesn't matter.... Then it's easy.
you could do it.	Get out of here....
that was unbelievable what you did to lucas. the guy's an animal.	You could do it.
where's mrs. moebius?	Her place is down the road. But she just comes out for weekends sometimes.
which was his room?	Number ten.
danny, listen, people expect me to daven; they don't want someone they don't know -- leading their prayers.	Get out of my way.
listen, danny, you can't just barge in and --	Shut up...
she's at yale law -- interning with the district attorney...  we're getting married next spring. in israel.	Wow, that's uh...great...
you remember miriam....	Yeah, hey, how're you doing...
no, no... not that kind of... underground. more a private... business. private.	You remember Miriam....
are you an artist?	No, no... Not that kind of... underground. More a private... business. Private.
i'm in a kind of...underground...thing.	Are you an artist?
what about you? what are you doing? something strange, i bet.	I'm in a kind of...underground...thing.
jts...?	What about you? What are you doing? Something strange, I bet.
i'm in the rabbinic program at jts...	JTS...?
yeah, uh... so how are you? what's going on?	I'm in the rabbinic program at JTS...
jeez, it's been since, what, kenny's wedding.	Yeah, uh... So how are you? What's going on?
i didn't. i told you, i can't --	What's that?
you missed on purpose.	I didn't. I told you, I can't --
i'm a bad shot. i don't think i can --	Just get him in the cross-hairs. With those shells, anywhere you hit him, it'll bounce around, rip his insides all up.
shoot him in the head. always shoot a jew in the head.	I'm a bad shot. I don't think I can --
how?	I was a Jew in a previous life.
i can tell....	How?
how did you know they were jews?	I can tell....
who'd you kill?	Four. But no one this important.
you want to kill a jew. i already did.	Who'd you kill?
why me?	You want to kill a Jew. I already did.
lie on your stomach and come up on your elbows.	Why me?
where do you think you're going?	...We have nothing to learn from these people. They should learn from us.
okay, that's it. you're going back to --	What do you think you should have done?
so they shot him! so he was dead. so what. he's worse than dead now. he's a piece of shit...	Okay, that's it. You're going back to --
you can't say that....	The Nazi's killing his kid. He could've jumped the guy. He could've gouged his eyes out, grabbed the bayonet and gutted him.... What would you have done if they were killing your son?
what are you trying to say?	What did you do while the sergeant was killing your son?
and what did you do?	What are you trying to say?
linda says you're not supposed to have dairy.	Just a little... What's the difference?
there's some maple walnut in the freezer.	Linda says you're not supposed to have dairy.
valentine...	There's some maple walnut in the freezer.
'cause they got rid of johnson. he knew how to deal with the assholes. dallas green, please...	Valentine...
and that's when the mets started to stink.	'Cause they got rid of Johnson. He knew how to deal with the assholes. Dallas Green, please...
after your mother died, that's when you stopped going to shul. doing your homework. everything.	And that's when the Mets started to stink.
he was funny.	After your mother died, that's when you stopped going to shul. Doing your homework. Everything.
not like mr. dorfmann.	He was funny.
funny?	Not like Mr. Dorfmann.
adam sandler.	Funny?
obviously.	Adam Sandler.
howard stern.	Obviously.
no.	Howard Stern.
leary?	No.
dennis leary.	Leary?
who's this?	Dennis Leary.
exactly.	Who's this?
"do chickens give milk?"	Exactly.
the torah says not to light a fire on the sabbath, because it's work, correct?  but if alternating current's running through the wires every second of every day, and i throw a switch, send it here instead of there, how is that lighting a fire?	"Do chickens give milk?"
do i give a shit?	The Torah says not to light a fire on the Sabbath, because it's work, correct?  But if alternating current's running through the wires every second of every day, and I throw a switch, send it here instead of there, how is that lighting a fire?
it's friday....	Do I give a shit?
do you think i...	Danny, please, we don't want to know.
are you out of your mind?!	I was just trying to make a point. If --
we redesigned the timing mechanism. it can't possibly malfunction.	Danny, please. Just give your speech.... And nothing about Jews, okay?
what?	We redesigned the timing mechanism. It can't possibly malfunction.
we tested the new bomb.	What?
they're not that jewish.	I don't care what they are. I know those people, and I don't like them. The rest are just a bunch of kikes, aren't they?
so what?	They're not that Jewish.
beth shalom? it's reform.	So what?
do you have a suit?  let's get him one.... and a cell phone too.  and if you insist on blowing up a synagogue, make it that big one on fifth avenue, would you?	Beth Shalom? It's Reform.
i'm not an intellectual.... i mean, i read, but... fund-raising isn't what i...	Look, if you want to kill Jews on your free time, fine. We need you to raise money. Will you do that for us?
fund-raising??	We think you'd be good at it.
we want you to help run it. give speeches, lead seminars... handle the fund-raising.	Fund-raising??
oh, fuck you...	As you know, Cindy, thirteen is a mystical number in the Jewish faith. We believe that God has thirteen attributes...
eat shit, assholes....	And let us say...
...may you be blessed in your going forth as you were in your coming....	EAT SHIT, ASSHOLES....
eat shit....	...May you be blessed in your going forth as you were in your coming....
may he cause the light of his countenance to shine upon you and be gracious unto you....	Eat shit....
curtis is always more complicated than he seems. even now.	And so, on this, the most solemn day of the Jewish year, a former yeshiva student is being sought in connection with a monstrous hate crime that --
the papers are going to report tomorrow that your colleague, curtis zampf, has been a federal informant for the past two years. do you believe that?	Curtis is always more complicated than he seems. Even now.
yes, and they were said to be the most virulent proponents of the final solution. really, who but a jew would want to kill ilio manzetti simply because he was jewish? who thinks about such things?	The papers are going to report tomorrow that your colleague, Curtis Zampf, has been a federal informant for the past two years. Do you believe that?
in the third reich, weren't a number of high-ranking nazis of jewish origin?	Yes, and they were said to be the most virulent proponents of the Final Solution. Really, who but a Jew would want to kill Ilio Manzetti simply because he was Jewish? Who thinks about such things?
i think anti-semitism today is largely a jewish phenomenon. wouldn't you agree?	In the Third Reich, weren't a number of high-ranking Nazis of Jewish origin?
what do you mean?	I think anti-semitism today is largely a Jewish phenomenon. Wouldn't you agree?
none whatsoever. but i have to admit, i'm not terribly surprised.	What do you mean?
...you're saying that when he first appeared at your house, you had no idea he was jewish....	None whatsoever. But I have to admit, I'm not terribly surprised.
not yet... i'm waiting for the right moment.	... You take care of yourself, Johana.
did you tell him?	Not yet... I'm waiting for the right moment.
i don't have the strength to fight off la mamma... anyway who wants to spend their whole life waiting at the end of a pier.	Did you tell him?
bonita, you shouldn't be discouraged so easily.	I don't have the strength to fight off la Mamma... Anyway who wants to spend their whole life waiting at the end of a pier.
yes...  could you please give this to enzo.	Of course.
you're leaving?	Yes...  Could you please give this to Enzo.
and you...?  do you love enzo?	Very much, I think.  But, there's going to be a problem.
well, you're going to have to tell him, sometime!	And you...?  Do you love Enzo?
probably not, but i still don't have the nerve to tell him.	Well, you're going to have to tell him, sometime!
but your man isn't quite a god!	Probably not, but I still don't have the nerve to tell him.
i was thinking of something kinda stupid last night.  you know those women in the greek mythology that made love with the gods.  take leda for example, sleeping with jupiter, who came to earth as a swan... well, can you imagine leda announcing to her swan "you're going to be a father, my little chick-a-dee"?	But your man isn't quite a God!
i can't... i just don't know how to...	I was thinking of something kinda stupid last night.  You know those women in the greek mythology that made love with the Gods.  Take Leda for example, sleeping with Jupiter, who came to earth as a swan... Well, can you imagine Leda announcing to her swan "You're going to be a father, my little chick-a-dee"?
maybe you should talk to him about it.	I can't... I just don't know how to...
no.	Maybe you should talk to him about it.
does he know?	No.
yes.	Does he know?
are you going to keep it?	Yes.
... i'm pregnant, bonita!	Are you going to keep it?
i think, he's really nice... he's a funny guy... sometimes even very moving.	... I'm pregnant, Bonita!
yes.  not like enzo.	I think, he's really nice... He's a funny guy... sometimes even very moving.
he's shy, not like enzo.	Yes.  Not like Enzo.
... maybe, if jacques will let me fix up the place a little.	He's shy, not like Enzo.
you're going to live here permanently?	... Maybe, if Jacques will let me fix up the place a little.
he seems to have won it.	Yes, isn't it wonderful?  I'm so happy.  I'll bet I'm the happiest pregnant fired person in the world!
no.  he's french, he was just in italy for the competition.	He seems to have won it.
the italian, i presume?	No.  He's French, he was just in Italy for the competition.
will that interfere with my getting maternity leave?  i'm pregnant.	The Italian, I presume?
you're right.  you're fired.	Will that interfere with my getting maternity leave?  I'm pregnant.
remember when i went to italy and canceled the policy on the new stadium.  well, we weren't being cheated by the mafia or anybody except maybe by me...  ... do they come for lunch everyday? i really went on my own business, to see a man that i happen to be in love with... and i'm glad i did it, but i'm sorry about the policy and i'll be happy to make up the money the company didn't get... of course just now i don't have...  one million, four hundred and ten thousand dollars.  but if you were to dock my salary, say, twenty dollars a week, in a few hundred years we'd be even... and i think this is where you fire me?	You're right.  You're fired.
yes.  of course.  very wise.	Remember when I went to Italy and canceled the policy on the new stadium.  Well, we weren't being cheated by the Mafia or anybody except maybe by me...  ... Do they come for lunch everyday? I really went on my own business, to see a man that I happen to be in love with... and I'm glad I did it, but I'm sorry about the policy and I'll be happy to make up the money the company didn't get... of course just now I don't have...  One million, four hundred and ten thousand dollars.  But if you were to dock my salary, say, twenty dollars a week, in a few hundred years we'd be even... and I think this is where you fire me?
i came to make a clean breast of everything... the whole business.	Yes.  Of course.  Very wise.
good afternoon.	I came to make a clean breast of everything... the whole business.
i thought it was spanish that you spoke?	Italian is practically the same thing.
i tried him, he can't go.  his son is being bar mitzvohed tomorrow... i'll go, boss.	I thought it was Spanish that you spoke?
i'll send cardoza, he'll be able to...	I tried him, he can't go.  His son is being Bar Mitzvohed tomorrow... I'll go, boss.
we have to send somebody over there immediately!  if we prove the forgery we can cancel the policy. we'll be off the hook.  there's a flight to rome in two hours and from there its just a short hop to sicily.	I'll send Cardoza, he'll be able to...
it can't be true!	We have to send somebody over there immediately!  If we prove the forgery we can cancel the policy. We'll be off the hook.  There's a flight to Rome in two hours and from there its just a short hop to Sicily.
yes!  the notary is a phony.  he has the same signature as the contractor!	It can't be true!
no!	Yes!  The notary is a phony.  He has the same signature as the contractor!
the documents are forged.	No!
what's happened??	The documents are forged.
the mafia!  la cosa nostra!	What's happened??
what d'you mean?	The mafia!  La Cosa Nostra!
listen, i just found out we've got real problems in sicily!	What d'you mean?
my god!  i'm glad i didn't go.	... So am I.
like a popsicle.  they're keeping him on a stick until spring.	My God!  I'm glad I didn't go.
did the driver really freeze?	Like a popsicle.  They're keeping him on a stick until spring.
sorry.  of course not, definitely not... well, maybe a little.  what did you say?	I said that the file is incomplete.
johana, am i boring you?	Sorry.  Of course not, definitely not... well, maybe a little.  What did you say?
what kind?	Johana, am I boring you?
this is good work... unfortunately it's incomplete.  could you eat a sandwich 40 floors above the street.	What kind?
is he alright?  what happened?	The fool was asleep!  If I weren't around, he'd already be dead!!! Is that who you want to live with?
that idiot!	Is he alright?  What happened?
five minutes and fifty seconds.	That idiot!
because he won't understand and it will just hurt you... jacques has been put on earth by complete mistake.  and he's only waiting for one thing:  that some god up there will turn him into a fish! how long has that moron been down there?	Five minutes and fifty seconds.
why?	Because he won't understand and it will just hurt you... Jacques has been put on earth by complete mistake.  And he's only waiting for one thing:  that some God up there will turn him into a fish! How long has that moron been down there?
don't.	Why?
... not yet.	Don't.
you told bonita, but you didn't tell him, right?	... Not yet.
how do you know that?	You told Bonita, but you didn't tell him, right?
you really think so?  did you tell him you were pregnant?	How do you know that?
he can learn.  he is learning.	You really think so?  Did you tell him you were pregnant?
no.  jacques is a creature of the sea.  he isn't meant to live on earth, among us... you should know this, johana.	He can learn.  He is learning.
a little... you think it's the same for jacques?	No.  Jacques is a creature of the sea.  He isn't meant to live on earth, among us... You should know this, Johana.
i dive in search of god.  if i go deep enough i'm going to find him.	A little... You think it's the same for Jacques?
i won't, i swear.	I dive in search of God.  If I go deep enough I'm going to find him.
because you'd laugh.	I won't, I swear.
damn it!  why won't you give me a straight answer, for once?!	Because you'd laugh.
you risk your life when you cross the street.	Damn it!  Why won't you give me a straight answer, for once?!
you know what i'm talking about.	You risk your life when you cross the street.
what else is there?	You know what I'm talking about.
enzo, why do you guys do this?	What else is there?
checking out the competition.	Enzo, why do you guys do this?
what are you doing here?	Checking out the competition.
okay, now we have a good five minutes to have a nice peaceful talk.	What are you doing here?
jacques!  johana!	Enzo!
is it a poem?	No, it's the recipe for spaghetti "Frutti del mare".  You see I was right in getting you out here.  You're a world champion, my friend!
yes, the mamma is is there.	Good night Enzo, Good night Jacques.
the mamma's there too.	Yes, the Mamma is is there.
sinister is what i'd call it...! ours is so much cheerful!  why don't you come and stay with me... there's plenty of room in my suite.	The Mamma's there too.
... it's a comfortable place.	Sinister is what I'd call it...! Ours is so much cheerful!  Why don't you come and stay with me... There's plenty of room in my suite.
yes...	... It's a comfortable place.
you going to sleep here, all by yourself?	Yes...
well, good night, then...	You going to sleep here, all by yourself?
and the lights!  running lights, stealing stretchers...!  you'll have us in jail.	Enzo, stop bitching, will you?
congratulations, enzo.	Don't you agree, Jacques?
... it's easy.  you go down.  you come up.  ... right, johana?	Congratulations, Enzo.
tonight we're having a little party among ourselves.  8 o'clock in my suite?	Okay.
... that's what he's here for, isn't he?	Listen to her!  "That's what he's here for"!  He's here to loose, that's what he's here for.  First of all, I'm unbeatable.  Second, how old are you?
he looks me in the eye like some fuckin' gold fish, and says:  "i'm going to beat you".	... That's what he's here for, isn't he?
no.	He looks me in the eye like some fuckin' gold fish, and says:  "I'm going to beat you".
huh?  well listen to him!  do you hear that?	No.
and just where are you from?	Italy!
i get it, enzo you were a superior child.	Exactly!  What is it Johana?  You're so crazy about him, you don't see the truth?!
little.  very little.  and skinny, very skinny too.  that is compared to me.	I get it, Enzo you were a superior child.
what was he like, when he was little?	Little.  Very little.  And skinny, very skinny too.  That is compared to me.
forever.  we used to live on the same island in greece, when we were kids.	What was he like, when he was little?
have you known him long?	Forever.  We used to live on the same island in Greece, when we were kids.
he looks strange, doesn't he? like a baby that just learned to walk.	Have you known him long?
yes, of course, i'll do the hula!	You'll be lovely, but no thanks.  Jacques, would you do a native dance for me?
you forgot the hula!	Yes, of course, I'll do the Hula!
i'll take you there.  we'll live in the sun.  you'll cook fresh fish and we'll make love under the coconut trees.	You forgot the Hula!
no.	I'll take you there.  We'll live in the sun.  You'll cook fresh fish and we'll make love under the coconut trees.
a new world record!  that's great! it gives me something to beat tomorrow!  you ever been to tahiti?	No.
congratulations.	Some people say it's the most virile sport in the world.  One has to admit that when you see those men diving head first in that deep blue sea, all muscles contracted in one super human effort...
i might have known.  as i was telling you earlier, i'm the world champion free diver.	Congratulations.
in a lake.	I might have known.  As I was telling you earlier, I'm the world champion free diver.
where did you two meet?	In a lake.
a spaghetti del mare for the super dedicated traveling insurance agent.	I think I'll have a coffee.
i wish, but it's full.  they recommended a pension in town. they say that all of taormina is full.  what's going on here?	It's the Free Diving World Championship.  I am by the way world champion!
this is a great pleasure.	Johana Cross, pleased to meet you.  Well!  Isn't this a coincidence. I really wasn't expecting this... All the way out here.  It's incredible!
enzo molinari.	This is a great pleasure.
yes.	Enzo Molinari.
you know each other?	Yes.
hello!	You know each other?
i tell you she's mine!	Hello!
in my village, we have a saying: when the wind blows, the flags of all nations flap in the same direction.	What does that mean?
dollars.	You're going to hold me up at a time like this?
lira?	Dollars.
ten thousand.	Lira?
the company asked me to extract everything i could from the wreck; so the divers were trying to get at the engine... and then the boat turned over... in the current... and... look, i fucked up!  can you help?	How many are, down there?
how did it happen?	The company asked me to extract everything I could from the wreck; so the divers were trying to get at the engine... and then the boat turned over... in the current... and... look, I fucked up!  Can you help?
is he here?	He's training.
where did you get that?	"That"!  This is not a "that"...
the medics are looking all over for you.	I'm meditating, can't you see? Jacques does two hours of yoga before going down.  I can take a five minute nap, can't I?
eh?  si!  avanti!	The medics are looking all over for you.
enzo, wake up!	Eh?  Si!  Avanti!
what about the shoes?	Very chic.  Anyway, you don't have anything else, do you?
yes?	Find the Frenchman.  Find me Mayol.
a rosary for mama, a dress for	Yes?
enzo, really.  what are you going to get?	A rosary for Mama, a dress for
then tell him to wax it too.	Enzo, really.  What are you going to get?
santini will do that for 25 dollars!	Then tell him to wax it too.
have the car painted.	Santini will do that for 25 dollars!
enzo, what are you going to do with the money?	Have the car painted.
roberto?  how long?	Six seconds.
is that alcohol?  are you out of your mind?  alcohol is strictly forbidden.	Hey!  D'you have any other complaints?  Just make a list and we'll stick it on the porthole! Okay?
for others, yes... for you, who knows?	Try speaking to me?
and... does the voice come back?	For others, yes... For you, who knows?
it's nothing.  it's just the helium, because of the air pressure.	And... does the voice come back?
what's with the voice?	It's nothing.  It's just the helium, because of the air pressure.
and where did you say you were from?	I didn't say...  Brussels!
noireuter.	And where did you say you were from?
... what's your name again?	Noireuter.
the rules are the rules.	... What's your name again?
listen we're not supposed to piss either but that doesn't stop you from carrying "it" on board?!	The rules are the rules.
you shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board!	Listen we're not supposed to piss either but that doesn't stop you from carrying "it" on board?!
it isn't lit yet.	You shouldn't even carry cigarettes on board!
smoking is absolutely forbidden.	It isn't lit yet.
plenty of women everywhere right?	Smoking is absolutely forbidden.
i can't.	Jacques, take me back down... Please.
... push me back in the water...	I can't.
... it is much better down there. it's a better place.	... Push me back in the water...
... i was right about what?	... It is much better down there. It's a better place.
you were right.	... I was right about what?
well that's very nice of you.	You were right.
no!  i would never cheat you.	Well that's very nice of you.
you say that because you have the title!	No!  I would never cheat you.
it's not safe, they say.  the doctors say it isn't possible to go deeper and live.  free diving is over as a sport.	You say that because you have the title!
we can't dive anymore.  they want to cancel the competition for a while.	It's not safe, they say.  The doctors say it isn't possible to go deeper and live.  Free diving is over as a sport.
i'm concentrating.	We can't dive anymore.  They want to cancel the competition for a while.
... how long was i asleep?	Long enough to die.  Listen, if you really want to die, that's your problem, but don't do it under my nose, okay?
that's good.	Enzo, don't be angry.  I was lucky... that's all.
enzo, enzo!  congratulations!	Thank you, thank you very much!
i've had many... when the sea doesn't want you.	It's never the sea!  It's Roberto, Mamma, that stupid actress... Oh shit!  Jacques, what do you know?
anybody can have a bad day!	I've had many... when the sea doesn't want you.
i give you this.  you're stubborn... dumb, but stubborn.	Thank you.
... yes.	I give you this.  You're stubborn... Dumb, but stubborn.
you'd rather think about it and make yourself miserable?	... Yes.
i don't want to erase anything.	You'd rather think about it and make yourself miserable?
... i was seventeen, i loved her so much i tried to die for her. two years later i couldn't even remember her name!  let me tell you, time erases everything!	I don't want to erase anything.
he doesn't like us.	So what!?  His job is to hand out the paychecks.  And he does that very well, let me tell you.
can i come in?	No problem, I enjoy talking in my sleep.
no.  thank you.  it's really beautiful.	Oh it's nothing.  I knew it.  I told Roberto "He's very good that little Frenchman, very good".  I lost my title but I won a watch!
you don't have that one, do you?	No.  Thank you.  It's really beautiful.
yes.	You don't have that one, do you?
you still collect them?	Yes.
what is it?	Little presents, nothing much... I knew it, I just knew it!  Look here!
here...  here...	What is it?
what?	The dolphins aren't the only ones who don't feel very good sometimes.
you don't need a stretcher to take her with you.  you know that, don't you?	What?
good night.	You don't need a stretcher to take her with you.  You know that, don't you?
hey!  will you slow down!  when did you learn how to drive?	Driving isn't the problem, it's remembering the right road.
no, i have to ask you a favor...  you're the only one who'll understand.	... I'm listening.
tell me, why don't you go and get your medal?	Because pasta should be eaten "Al Dente".  So the trinket will just have to wait a bit.
the size of the lungs has nothing to do with it!	Look at me.  These aren't lungs. These are... Tanks.  How long can you hold your breath?
as i said, second of all you're too skinny.  you've got tiny lungs. i still don't understand how you can dive without getting sick.	The size of the lungs has nothing to do with it!
two years younger than you.	As I said, second of all you're too skinny.  You've got tiny lungs. I still don't understand how you can dive without getting sick.
why?	If we don't... I'm going to beat you.
everything about what?	Well... about everything.
... everything.	Everything about what?
no... it depends... sometimes they are... what, exactly do you want to know?	... Everything.
why?  are they what's most important?	No... It depends... Sometimes they are... What, exactly do you want to know?
ah ha.  you finally want to know about women.	Why?  Are they what's most important?
today at lunch, you asked me if i had any questions.	Ah ha.  You finally want to know about women.
why?	... For the mermaids.
no.	Then, it's very chic.  Avanti!
i'm a little tired, i don't know if...	Get in the car!
c'mon, you two... jacques, we have to get ready for the ceremony tonight.  we have a new world champion.	I'm a little tired, I don't know if...
madame...	... And his friend, Johana...
your mother?	Ahi, ahi, cazzo!  Ma mamia! Where...?  God, she'll kill me...  ... if she catches me eating pasta in a restaurant.
what?	Your mother?
enzo?	What?
not at all!	You're staying at the hotel?
no, no!	Not at all!
people say that?	Forget it.  I was joking.
damn right!  that's what i tell them when people say you've turned into a fish.	People say that?
exactly, i mean, after all, we're men!	Damn right!  That's what I tell them when people say you've turned into a fish.
so, not married.  well, good for you.  you play the field, like me. a girl in every port, huh?	Exactly, I mean, after all, we're men!
me neither, 'cause of my mother. she's a curse, my mamma, a tornado. stubborn as a mule!  i was engaged... for a week.  after that, mamma was so mad, i tell you, pasta was bouncing off the walls.	So, not married.  Well, good for you.  You play the field, like me. A girl in every port, huh?
no.	Me neither, 'cause of my Mother. She's a curse, my Mamma, a tornado. Stubborn as a mule!  I was engaged... for a week.  After that, Mamma was so mad, I tell you, pasta was bouncing off the walls.
... you married?	No.
it's okay.	... You married?
how do you make a living?  your experiments, does it pay well?	It's okay.
that's good.	How do you make a living?  Your experiments, does it pay well?
well, what are they?	I'm sorry... I don't know how to ask the questions.
yes, of course.  lots of questions.	Well, what are they?
... so, after all these years, you must have lots of questions to ask.  am i right?	Yes, of course.  Lots of questions.
not only is jacques mayol a very special friend, but he happens to be one of the best divers in the world!  and you're throwing him out!  are you crazy, or what? stupido!	Enzo drop it, I'll find something.
it's okay, enzo.  i'll go somewhere else.	Not only is Jacques Mayol a very special friend, but he happens to be one of the best divers in the world!  And you're throwing him out!  Are you crazy, or what? Stupido!
you don't have a room?  paolo?  what did i just hear?  i personally called you to reserve a room for my good friend jacques mayol and you treat him like a stranger?!	It's okay, Enzo.  I'll go somewhere else.
i don't have one.	You don't have a room?  Paolo?  What did I just hear?  I personally called you to reserve a room for my good friend Jacques Mayol and you treat him like a stranger?!
what room have you got?	I don't have one.
i remember.  hi roberto!	What room have you got?
you're the best, enzo!	That's too easy!  Every time I beat a record there's always some dumbshit asking me:  "D'you know that French guy, Mayol?  He's supposed to be very good!  Too bad he doesn't compete." So, you're going to come with me to Taormina! First, because you're my friend and second, because you don't have one reason to keep on spoiling my pleasure.  ... I'll see you there...
no.  all you need is to want to be the best.	You're the best, Enzo!
i don't want to be in any competition... i dive because i like to, not to beat a record... don't you have to be very mad at somebody to want to beat him?	No.  All you need is to want to be the best.
because i'm sure you're dying to beat me.	I don't want to be in any competition... I dive because I like to, not to beat a record... don't you have to be very mad at somebody to want to beat him?
why?	Because I'm sure you're dying to beat me.
great!	They say I'm like Lazarus.  You know, the guy who was raised from the dead?!
i dove 315 feet!	Great!
yes, i know.	I dove 315 feet!
that's good.  you never would have recognized me, huh?  check out the suit! looking good, no?  you know i'm the world champion?	Yes, I know.
jacques, my friend, how are you?	Enzo...
no...	If you did mind, you'd tell me, wouldn't you?
you don't mind if i go instead, do you?	No...
fine!	You don't mind if I go instead, do you?
well, if it isn't the little frenchman!  how is the little frenchman?	Fine!
who?	The guy in the Halloween suit!
would it be out of place to ask what he's doing?	Who?
tea... or whiskey?	... both.  Did I just see a man in a red suit and goggles?
yes, thank you.  intravenous if possible.	Tea... or whiskey?
a drink to warm up?	Yes, thank you.  Intravenous if possible.
yeah... sure... is this your first trip to peru?	Does anybody live to make a second?
don't you have a heater?	Yeah... Sure... Is this your first trip to Peru?
anything.	Promise you won't forget me.
promise me one thing.	Anything.
that's good... that's wonderful. it's wonderful for you.	You are the father.
jacques?  i'm pregnant.	That's good... that's wonderful. It's wonderful for you.
you've got to tell me what happened?	I saw how it has to be.
why?	Because you have to find a good reason to come back up again... And I always have a hard time finding one.
... the feeling of slipping without falling... the hardest is once you are at the bottom.	Why?
... when you dive... with that machine... what does it feel like?	... The feeling of slipping without falling... The hardest is once you are at the bottom.
you want to lie down for a while?	No, I'll be fine.  Can you just hand me a glass of water?
it's nothing.  just the long trip. i'm a little jet-lagged.	You want to lie down for a while?
what's wrong?	It's nothing.  Just the long trip. I'm a little jet-lagged.
jacques...?	You go back, I'll walk.
what are you doing?	I'm putting you on the coin... Your essence... That way you'll always be with me when I dive.
what?	... Nothing.
you'll try again tomorrow?	I don't know... it didn't feel right.  I'm going to bed.  I'm tired.
i didn't dive.	You'll try again tomorrow?
and you?	I didn't dive.
uncle louis.  he's a 75 year old amazing guy, isn't he?	I'm very pleased to meet you, Uncle Louis.
bonjour monsieur... louis.	Uncle Louis.  He's a 75 year old amazing guy, isn't he?
why did you take me to the hotel, if you live here.	You'll understand.
absolutely positive.	Okay.  In that case... I'm at the airport in Nice.
you sure?	Absolutely positive.
... not at all.	You sure?
i'm being a pain, huh?	... Not at all.
it's me again.	I'm being a pain, huh?
hello?	It's me again.
you go down to the bottom of the sea, where the water isn't even blue anymore, where the sky is only a memory... and you float there, quietly, quietly and stay there...  and you decide that you will die for them... only then do they start coming out.  they come and greet you and they judge the love you have for them... if it's sincere.  if it's pure... they will be with you and take you away forever.	Hello?
no... tell me.	You go down to the bottom of the sea, where the water isn't even blue anymore, where the sky is only a memory... and you float there, quietly, quietly and stay there...  and you decide that you will die for them... Only then do they start coming out.  They come and greet you and they judge the love you have for them... If it's sincere.  If it's pure... They will be with you and take you away forever.
do you know how it is?  do you know what you're supposed to do to meet a mermaid?	No... tell me.
uh... ah!  a story?	Do you know how it is?  Do you know what you're supposed to do to meet a mermaid?
then, tell me a story.	Uh... Ah!  A story?
... it's hard you know.  you're so far away and i don't know what else to say.	Then, tell me a story.
well, then, talk to me some more.	... It's hard you know.  You're so far away and I don't know what else to say.
i'm still here.	Well, then, talk to me some more.
so have i.  ... hello?	I'm still here.
i got fired.	... That's funny... I had this job with Enzo... we got fired too.
how are you?	I got fired.
it's me... johana.	How are you?
hello?	It's me... Johana.
yes you do.  you know exactly what i'm talking about.  you're afraid i want to hold onto you, and i do, but you're not ready... at least not for me.	But it's not true, I feel good with you... It feels right...
i'm not from the sea... i don't understand what you're talking about.	Yes you do.  You know exactly what I'm talking about.  You're afraid I want to hold onto you, and I do, but you're not ready... at least not for me.
because one shouldn't fall in love with creatures from the sea.	I'm not from the sea... I don't understand what you're talking about.
why?	Because one shouldn't fall in love with creatures from the sea.
i'm going back home.	Why?
i did?	Aren't you happy?  Don't you feel proud...?  I feel proud and all I did was watch.
jacques, you set a world record.	I did?
can i come watch you dive tomorrow?	Uh... Yes, of course!
how do you know that?	I don't know, I just feel it.
she's not like the others.  she can't stand to be away from the sea.	How do you know that?
how can you tell it's a female?	... The way she moves.
... no?	No?  Huh?  Yes, of course!!
you... you wouldn't want to spend the day with me?	... No?
i'd better get back now.	You... You wouldn't want to spend the day with me?
i'm glad you stayed.  thank you.	I'd better get back now.
just checking up on your family.  i guess i was drunker than i thought and the idea of going back to my hotel in a wet dress... well...	I'm glad you stayed.  Thank you.
well, water isn't exactly the best thing for pictures... not even for pictures of dolphins...	Give it to me.
no.  i want to show you.  is it ruined?	Well, water isn't exactly the best thing for pictures... Not even for pictures of dolphins...
only to help the medics, i assure you.	My wallet.
you jumped in?	Only to help the medics, I assure you.
lucky i was there to save you.	You jumped in?
please move slowly, you're rocking the boat.	Lucky I was there to save you.
thank you...	... Especially the sneakers.
you look adorable.	Thank you...
it's too loud for me.	You look adorable.
i thought you'd be at the dinner.	It's too loud for me.
i guess... but you know... i'm american and i've mostly been taught to be competitive... there's always pleasure of being the best?	Maybe on earth there is one... but not when you dive... You see, to dive deep into the sea, for no reason... just to do it.  It's a feeling... I don't know how to say this... Voluptuous?
yes... maybe... i don't know.  i don't like competitions... it ruins the fun.  don't you think?	I guess... But you know... I'm American and I've mostly been taught to be competitive... There's always pleasure of being the best?
just because... i would have liked to visit the town... see the coast... i don't know anybody... expect for you.	Yes... Maybe... I don't know.  I don't like competitions... It ruins the fun.  Don't you think?
i don't know... why?	Just because... I would have liked to visit the town... See the coast... I don't know anybody... Expect for you.
you're going to be very busy these days aren't you?	I don't know... why?
i'm being a pain in the ass.  it's beautiful here.	You're going to be very busy these days aren't you?
i thought it was a nice place.  isn't it?	I'm being a pain in the ass.  It's beautiful here.
thanks for helping with the bag.  it looks great!	I thought it was a nice place.  Isn't it?
no, no.  you'll like it.  it's superb.	... Okay.  I'll try.
but what brought you to sicily?	I was doing an insurance investigation in Palermo.  I work for an insurance company.  So, I decided to take a few days off.  I don't know this island at all. It really is gorgeous.
please, have a seat.	Thank you.  I wouldn't want to interrupt anything.
in the lake?	No... in the hut.
we saw each other a little while ago.	In the lake?
i recognize you.	We saw each other a little while ago.
no sir, the hotel is full because of the diving championship.	Ah?!
yes, but... so, you haven't got a room left?	No Sir, the hotel is full because of the Diving championship.
yes sir, and it has been so for 127 years.	Yes, but... So, you haven't got a room left?
this is the hotel san domenico?	Yes Sir, and it has been so for 127 years.
positive, sir.	This is the hotel San Domenico?
... are you sure?	Positive, Sir.
mayol... mayol... no reservation.	... Are you sure?
louis, we were french!	That's different!  What's the matter with you?
what were italians doing living in greece anyway?	Louis, we were French!
the whale!  how could i forget? always was something fishy about that woman!	What were Italians doing living in Greece anyway?
uncle louis, you remember enzo's mother signora molinari from amorgos?	The whale!  How could I forget? Always was something fishy about that woman!
uncle louis, we have a guest!	I'm going to put a lock on the telephone.  Did you bring the cassettes?
liar!  thief!  torturer!  when you were an orphan i nursed you at my breast.	Uncle Louis, we have a guest!
it's my apartment.	Liar!  Thief!  Torturer!  When you were an orphan I nursed you at my breast.
in my apartment?	It's my apartment.
well... here.	In my apartment?
good.  that way i'll see more of you... where are you going to stay?	Well... here.
uncle louis!	No, no.  It's true.  When I was in New York, oh boy!  Before my accident, you understand?
what kind of name is that?  to be named after a city?	He doesn't hear too well.
johana... new york.	What kind of name is that?  To be named after a city?
where are you from, henrietta?	Johana... New York.
are you crazy?  i have no use for a woman!  since my accident.	No, no.  Johana is visiting me.
i brought johana to meet you.	Are you crazy?  I have no use for a woman!  Since my accident.
did you buy the cassettes?  the wagner, the berlioz?	I brought Johana to meet you.
uncle louis, this is my friend johana.	Did you buy the cassettes?  The Wagner, the Berlioz?
assassin!	Uncle Louis, this is my friend Johana.
what?	Where I saw the mermaids?!  Why don't you ever ask any question? I'm always the one asking the question!  We're sitting here like two stones and I'm taking to myself. Ask me something, Goddamnit!
why don't you ask me?	What?
hey!  have you ever seen a mermaid?	No.
you shouldn't dive everyday, papa.	Then you shouldn't eat everyday, Jacques.
do you think i should have stayed? don't you think maybe i should have stayed?  i've been a jerk, right?  i should have stayed!  i was supposed to be in love... i was in love!  i am in love, why did i act like a bitch?  he went swimming. all the man did was go swimming! i must be crazy.  it was too good to be true.	Vitamins, exercise, herb tea... and see a doctor, will ya?
what is it honey... the frenchy?	Do you think I should have stayed? Don't you think maybe I should have stayed?  I've been a jerk, right?  I should have stayed!  I was supposed to be in love... I was in love!  I am in love, why did I act like a bitch?  He went swimming. All the man did was go swimming! I must be crazy.  It was too good to be true.
i know, i know!  i'm a terrible person...  it's... i'm so damn, damn sad.	What is it honey... the frenchy?
you look it too.  you haven't been working out, you haven't been taking your vitamins!  you haven't been drinking your herbs, you haven't been...	I know, I know!  I'm a terrible person...  It's... I'm so damn, damn sad.
no.  i'm just depressed.	You look it too.  You haven't been working out, you haven't been taking your vitamins!  You haven't been drinking your herbs, you haven't been...
does that have a hidden meaning?	No.  I'm just depressed.
way past it.	Does that have a hidden meaning?
... and if we repaint the walls, we'll need new curtains, you put the painters on you visa and i'll do the curtains on american express... for the couch there's bloomingdales...  or are you still over your limit?	Way past it.
... since eight o'clock last night...!  you're in love.	Don't be a jerk.  There's no such thing as love at first sight.
haven't you been listening?	... Since eight o'clock last night...!  You're in love.
i thought you said he was peruvian?	Haven't you been listening?
it's his heartbeat.	Oh Jesus...!  I'll make some coffee.  They left the stove.
nice... very interesting... great!  ... i guess.	Okay... Who'd you meet?
how was your trip?	Nice... Very interesting... Great!  ... I guess.
what?	How was your trip?
well?	What?
you called the police?	They're going to send detectives.
yep.  how was your trip...?  help me clean up, okay?	You called the police?
i hope they remembered to take the microwave this time?	Yep.  How was your trip...?  Help me clean up, okay?
... and the new stereo.	I hope they remembered to take the microwave this time?
they got the new t.v.	... And the new stereo.
again?	They got the new T.V.
you're back!  hello.  we were burgled.	Again?
... sally?	You're back!  Hello.  We were burgled.
i changed the lock you son of a bitch!	... Sally?
but doesn't jacques dive without anything?	Yes... It's magic.
that isn't for the divers actually. it's for the balloon.  it blows up and pulls the diver up like an elevator.  without it, with the pressure at the bottom, the diver would just stay pinned to the sea bed.	But doesn't Jacques dive without anything?
what's that little air bottle on the machine?	That isn't for the divers actually. It's for the balloon.  It blows up and pulls the diver up like an elevator.  Without it, with the pressure at the bottom, the diver would just stay pinned to the sea bed.
those are the divers who go down 300 to 330 feet.  they dive with a helium-oxygen mixture.  at that depth, compressed air is too dangerous because it contains carbon dioxide.	What's that little air bottle on the machine?
... and those?	Those are the divers who go down 300 to 330 feet.  They dive with a Helium-oxygen mixture.  At that depth, compressed air is too dangerous because it contains carbon dioxide.
of course, that's what they're for.	... And those?
if there was a problem, they could do something right?	Of course, that's what they're for.
they're paramedics.  they wait at 180 feet.	If there was a problem, they could do something right?
what are they for?	They're paramedics.  They wait at 180 feet.
i'll go see how he's doing.	Let him sleep.
wait!  professor...?	... Yes?
then, goodbye.	Wait!  Professor...?
you've made me a happy insurance person.	Then, goodbye.
okay, okay.  you'll have it by the end of the week, how's that?	You've made me a happy insurance person.
okay, listen, just get the custom's office to send me a copy as fast as possible.  we can't send you new equipment until our file is complete.  okay?	Okay, okay.  You'll have it by the end of the week, how's that?
will he understand spanish?	His mother's an American.  He spent half of his life in the states. I'd try English if I were you.
coffee might be nice.	Will he understand Spanish?
shouldn't somebody take him a blanket or something?	Coffee might be nice.
for one thing, it's his job... as for the rest of it, i wish i knew.	Shouldn't somebody take him a blanket or something?
why is he doing this?	For one thing, it's his job... as for the rest of it, I wish I knew.
it depends.  he should come up soon.  unless he's decided to stay for the night.	Why is he doing this?
how long can he stay down?  without breathing?	It depends.  He should come up soon.  Unless he's decided to stay for the night.
he's in the fluoroscope now.  listen to his heart.  impressive, huh? the flow of blood is concentrated in the brain and doesn't even feed the limbs anymore.  it's a phenomena that has only been observed with dolphins... until now.	How long can he stay down?  Without breathing?
but... how is he going to breathe?	He isn't going to breathe.
my dear, science is a cruel mistress.	But... how is he going to breathe?
i'll have to talk to the driver.	In the spring when he melts!
... the truck fell into a very deep crevasse.  we weren't able to save the equipment.	I'll have to talk to the driver.
that's the experiment?  dumping a guy into a frozen lake?	... The truck fell into a very deep crevasse.  We weren't able to save the equipment.
mayol... jacques mayol.	That's the experiment?  Dumping a guy into a frozen lake?
who... who is that?	Mayol... Jacques Mayol.
hammer, the fate of my daughter rests solely in your hands.	I know sir. I won't let you down.
there won't be any need for that sir.	Hammer, the fate of my daughter rests solely in your hands.
please. will you help me?	I love her sir. If I don't help you, I won't be able to make her my wife. Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim has agreed to come with me to the North Pole on a rescue mission.
my esther! oh mordechai.	Please. Will you help me?
it's esther. santa's got her.	My Esther! Oh Mordechai.
so why the long face?	It's Esther. Santa's got her.
take esther with you, you'll need the backup.	No way, it's too dangerous. Besides, my days of hooking are over.
looks like i got a plane to catch.	Take Esther with you, you'll need the backup.
what's up?	About an hour ago, we received this transmission from the North Pole.
mordechai. thank god you're here.	What's up?
good thinking. we'll disguise ourselves as a gentile couple to pass undetected. now that he thinks i'm dead, this should be a piece of homentashen.	One last thing Hammer. You take care of yourself. The...
well, then i've got good news for you. we just got word that he'll be making an appearance at the mall of america today. i'm sending esther to meet you there at once.	Good thinking. We'll disguise ourselves as a Gentile couple to pass undetected. Now that he thinks I'm dead, this should be a piece of homentashen.
it was a trap. i'm back at square one.	Well, then I've got good news for you. We just got word that he'll be making an appearance at the Mall Of America today. I'm sending Esther to meet you there at once.
that'll work. get them out to the jewish community stat. we got an epidemic on our hands.	It was a trap. I'm back at square one.
you mean you want us to make copies of yentl, fiddler on the roof, and chaim potok's the chosen?	That'll work. Get them out to the Jewish community stat. We got an epidemic on our hands.
chief, it's me. listen carefully. i need for the worldwide jewish media conspiracy to mass produce video copies of every hollywood movie ever made featuring a positive jewish protagonist as its lead.	You mean you want us to make copies of Yentl, Fiddler On The Roof, and Chaim Potok's The Chosen?
what's your first move?	I'm gonna pay a visit to the K.L.F. See if they've got the 411 on Santa's location. I'll check in with you when I know more.
i guess i could be chalant about it, but then again i'm not even sure if that's a word. listen chief, we could stand around arguing all day, but i gotta case to crack.	What's your first move?
hey, it's your bar mitzvah. i'm just readin' the torah portion.	I guess I could be chalant about it, but then again I'm not even sure if that's a word. Listen Chief, we could stand around arguing all day, but I gotta case to crack.
a settlement completely demolished, ten smashed army jeeps, four dead arabs. g dash d damn it, hammer! you think you're above the ten commandments? just find santa claus and bring him back to us. no heroics, got it?	Hey, it's your Bar Mitzvah. I'm just readin' the Torah portion.
i got the job done didn't i? i did what i had to do.	A settlement completely demolished, ten smashed army jeeps, four dead Arabs. G dash D damn it, Hammer! You think you're above the Ten Commandments? Just find Santa Claus and bring him back to us. No heroics, got it?
alright mordechai, now that we're alone i just want to say that i'm not happy about this. i don't want a repeat of that incident in the west bank.	I got the job done didn't I? I did what I had to do.
well, for starters, we're going to honeymoon in boca for a week. and then, when we get back, morty's been talking about taking a stable, good paying job as a consultant for the jdl.	Well, I couldn't be happier for the both of you.
what do you want me to do?	He works too much. God forbid he should have a nice Jewish girl come eat by him once in a while. Take his mind off his work. Maybe a blowjob here and there.
hanukkah, shmanukkah. it isn't even one of the high holidays. what concerns me more is that my boychick is almost thirty, and has yet to settle down with a nice jewish girl.  i'll make you a deal. i'll help you with your little hanukkah problem if you help me with my mordechai.	What do you want me to do?
he's...he's very nice.  but mrs. carver, the fate of hanukkah rests solely in his hands. please, you have to help me.	Hanukkah, Shmanukkah. It isn't even one of the high holidays. What concerns me more is that my boychick is almost thirty, and has yet to settle down with a nice Jewish girl.  I'll make you a deal. I'll help you with your little Hanukkah problem if you help me with my Mordechai.
you like my mordechai, yes?	He's...he's very nice.  But Mrs. Carver, the fate of Hanukkah rests solely in his hands. Please, you have to help me.
it's esther.	From the story of Purim.  Well, now that we're all acquainted, let's sit down and start the Sabbath.
so. do you have a name?	It's Esther.
you two know each other?	We go to the same temple.
esther!	Mordechai!
esther!	Mordechai!
i love you too. i'm sorry about freaking out yesterday. i was wrong.	I forgive you.
mordechai, i love you. i couldn't let you do this alone.	I love you too. I'm sorry about freaking out yesterday. I was wrong.
what are you doing here?	Mordechai, I love you. I couldn't let you do this alone.
we do!	I'm sorry Esther, I just don't think we can see each other romantically anymore.
oh my god. she's become my pimp. and she's whoring her bitch-son out to the highest bidder.	No. It's not like that. You're being completely neurotic. I was just playing along...
when did you guys have this conversation? when i was in the bathroom? what else did she have to say?	Relax Morty, I think your mom is wonderful. She cares so much about you. Get this, while you were gone she said she'd help me get you to work with the JDL if I'd come eat by you once in awhile. Like I needed any incentive to be with you. She's so...
your mother was right. you do work too hard.	Oh, she said that, did she? What else did Mommy Dearest have to say?
also, on a daily basis, i want you to tell me what to do, where to do it, and how i should live my life.	Kiss me you Semitic stud!
keep going.	Afterwards they'll make the decision as to whether or not they'd like to continue their religious studies in Israel. Because, hey, after all we'll have practiced the highly effective assertive democratic style of child rearing, sprinkled with a healthy dose of liberalism.
i want for our children to go to private schools and take music lessons. little abraham will go to stanford for college, batya will go ivy league, maybe vassar.	Keep going.
oh. okay.	I want for our children to go to private schools and take music lessons. Little Abraham will go to Stanford for college, Batya will go Ivy League, maybe Vassar.
i want you to talk dirty to me.	Oh. Okay.
yes esther.	I want you to talk dirty to me.
mordechai?	Yes Esther.
maybe we should try a different kind of dancing.	You mean like disco dancing or doing the funky chicke...Oh. I get it.
sorry. i'm better with men.	Maybe we should try a different kind of dancing.
i said, yeah, about once a week!	Oh!
what!?	I said, yeah, about once a week!
i said, do you come here often!?	What!?
what was that!?	I said, do you come here often!?
want to get a drink?	Sure. Why not.
now we wait for santa to make his next move.	Want to get a drink?
so, now what?	Now we wait for Santa to make his next move.
that got annoying fairly quickly.	Yeah, no kidding.
what are we going to do? we're at least an hour from the front.	C'mon follow me.
any sign of santa?	He must be behind that curtain. Relax. We're undercover. We need to give off the appearance of calm. You see Esther, the trick to undercover work is to try and blend in. Act as a Gentile would.
oy vey, i'm stuffed.	I don't think I could eat another latke if you paid me.
mordechai, santa claus has been rubbed out by his son damian. the man's a demon. there's no telling what this new anti semitic psycho santa is capable of.	I'm sorry to hear about Santa. He was a good friend, but my days...
your mother? oh. whoops.	Mordechai, Santa Claus has been rubbed out by his son Damian. The man's a demon. There's no telling what this new anti semitic psycho Santa is capable of.
actually, his days of marital infidelity have long since past. now he just shtoops my mother exclusively.	Your mother? Oh. Whoops.
how is old chief bloomenbergensteinenthal? is he still shtooping every girl he can get his hands on?	Actually, his days of marital infidelity have long since past. Now he just shtoops my mother exclusively.
my name is esther. chief bloomenbergensteinenthal from the jewish defense league desperately needs to speak with you.	How is old Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal? Is he still shtooping every girl he can get his hands on?
client notes. sorry.  what can i do for you?	My name is Esther. Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal from the Jewish Defense League desperately needs to speak with you.
sorry i'm late. traffic was a pisher, and i've been circling the block for the past half hour looking for parking. what are you listening to?	Client notes. Sorry.  What can I do for you?
from the way she carried herself i could tell she'd been around the block a few times...	Sorry I'm late. Traffic was a pisher, and I've been circling the block for the past half hour looking for parking. What are you listening to?
please, call me mordechai.	From the way she carried herself I could tell she'd been around the block a few times...
mr. jefferson carver?	Please, call me Mordechai.
mom! we're eating!	What a good poop you made in your diaper Mazel Tov! That's right! Mommy loves you! Such a good boy you are!
hello mazel tov! a boojee boojee boojee boo...	...I'm not finished yet, mom.
mazel tov!	Hello Mazel Tov! A boojee boojee boojee boo...
well i have news for you mom. it is good enough...i'm good enough and i won't leave here until i hear you tell me...	Mazel Tov!
...and their children will all be able to eat latkes and spin dreidels, and light the menorah with the knowl...	...So you saved Hanukkah Mr. Big Shot. I mean, let's be honest Mordechai, it isn't even one of the high holidays.
...and the opportunity to help my brothers and sisters in the jewish community.	Well I'm just glad you're safe Bubba Shaina, and eating by your mother for Shabos.
let's let your tuchus breathe.	Mom, why don't you put that cat out of its misery?
no. no. we're gonna argue. and you know what mom? i'm going to save hanukkah just to spite you. and when my face is all over the television. when your friends are opening their hanukkah gifts next year, don't mention it to them, okay? i wouldn't want you to have to show my picture.	Do what you must.
i don't want to argue with you. let's just eat in peace.	No. No. We're gonna argue. And you know what mom? I'm going to save Hanukkah just to spite you. And when my face is all over the television. When your friends are opening their Hanukkah gifts next year, don't mention it to them, okay? I wouldn't want you to have to show my picture.
so don't show a picture.	You know my friend Maureen? Her son, the investment banker? He paid for her entire retirement in Boca Raton. What a mench he is. Instead of schleping to save Hanukkah, god forbid you should go back to business school and get an MBA. Maybe then you could send me to Boca, too.
when i play bridge with all the girls, everyone has what to talk about with their sons. they show pictures. their sons are lawyers and doctors and rabbis. why can't i show a picture?	So don't show a picture.
mom, i have a real job. i do good things for this community. i help people.	When I play bridge with all the girls, everyone has what to talk about with their sons. They show pictures. Their sons are lawyers and doctors and Rabbis. Why can't I show a picture?
mom, stop with this already. of course i love you. you're my mother.	Mom, I have a real job. I do good things for this community. I help people.
mordechai. do you love your mother?	Mom, stop with this already. Of course I love you. You're my mother.
shabat shalom mama. i brought some manischewitz. the black label.	I can see. And you also brought a nice girl to come eat by us.
i understand that. i just thought that you might want to know.	I'll be in my office.
but we're not open on sundays.	I understand that. I just thought that you might want to know.
yeah, i'm going to be out of the office from 1:30 to 3:00 on sunday. i have a terrible yeast infection and i need to see my gynecologist.	But we're not open on Sundays.
anything else?	Yeah, I'm going to be out of the office from 1:30 to 3:00 on Sunday. I have a terrible yeast infection and I need to see my gynecologist.
she said to remind you that you're having shabat dinner by her tomorrow and also to remind you to bring the manischewitz.	Anything else?
okay, what's the information?	She said to remind you that you're having Shabat dinner by her tomorrow and also to remind you to bring the Manischewitz.
happy hanukkah tikva.	Happy Hanukkah Morty.
hammer, you alright?	Everything's kosher. Watch him for me.
what are you doing?	Offscreen gunfire. That Jewish Atomic Clock stuff ate up a lot of our budget.
listen cat, i'll have you know that i hate the taste of watermelon and am a terrible basketball player.	Well that's good news for us. It means the system is outdated. This should be easy. C'mon.
the alarm will trigger if the system detects any non-w.a.s.p. tendencies inside the building. for example, if you were to dribble a basketball, or eat watermelon, or use the word dawg...that is, spelled with an aw as opposed to the letter o...within the confines of this workshop, the alarm would sound.	Listen cat, I'll have you know that I hate the taste of watermelon and am a terrible basketball player.
how do we bypass it?	The alarm will trigger if the system detects any Non-W.A.S.P. tendencies inside the building. For example, if you were to dribble a basketball, or eat watermelon, or use the word dawg...that is, spelled with an aw as opposed to the letter o...within the confines of this workshop, the alarm would sound.
take a look.	How do we bypass it?
a stereo type alarm system?	Take a look.
wait! before we enter, you need to know that my research has determined that santa's compound is wired with the xp 2000 stereo type alarm system.	A stereo type alarm system?
what are you doing?	Just praying to god that we don't kill ourselves going over this wall.
porno? you're tellin' me that you can get porno on that thing?	Oh yeah. Take a look.
but wait, there's more. with a few swift clicks of this hand-computer interface, commonly referred to as a mouse, i can download illicit pornographic material and even send it along to a friend via a cyber postal route known as e-mail.	Porno? You're tellin' me that you can get porno on that thing?
man, that's far out! hey, the jets won!	But wait, there's more. With a few swift clicks of this hand-computer interface, commonly referred to as a mouse, I can download illicit pornographic material and even send it along to a friend via a cyber postal route known as e-mail.
now this might get a bit technical, but try and stay with me. using a highly sophisticated connection of other computators, called the internet, i can access surveillance maps, villian biographical information, and even sports scores with a few simple keystrokes of this electronic typewriter.	Man, that's far out! Hey, the Jets won!
cool. what's it do?	Now this might get a bit technical, but try and stay with me. Using a highly sophisticated connection of other computators, called the Internet, I can access surveillance maps, villian biographical information, and even sports scores with a few simple keystrokes of this electronic typewriter.
it's gonna be tough, but the back entrance looks like our best bet.	I wanted to ask you, how were you able to pinpoint the exact location of Santa's workshop? We've been trying to gain that piece of surveillance for years.
he's still working out some identity issues.	It's gonna be tough, but the back entrance looks like our best bet.
what's wrong with him?	He's still working out some identity issues.
okay, look. i'm going to work really, really hard on this one. but, please stop with the pressure. i'm already tense as it is.	It's cool. It's cool. Aveenooh Shalom Alechem, brother.
you watch your back hammer. hanukkah might just be his first move. for all we know kwanzaa could be next. there's a lot of brothers counting on you. if you fail...	Okay, look. I'm going to work really, really hard on this one. But, please stop with the pressure. I'm already tense as it is.
oh. it means that santa's gonna fuck hanukkah's shit up.	Not if I can help it. You got any information for me?
actually, i...i don't. what does that mean?	Oh. It means that Santa's gonna fuck Hanukkah's shit up.
i'm back on the job for the jdl. you hear about that crazy white boy who took over as santa?	Oh, most definitely. Got the brothers here in full alert mode.
so morde-chai, tell me, what brings your bad self down to the klf?	I'm back on the job for the JDL. You hear about that crazy white boy who took over as Santa?
i shlepped all the way to the north pole for this? i come to fight you, and you don't even put out anything to nosh on? what kind of arch nemesis are you?	Hah! Jewish guilt. Well, it won't work on me Hammer. I'm too strong for it.
where's my girlfriend santa?	I don't have to tell you anything Hammer! You're gonna have to kill me before I tell you!
hey everybody. how's it hangin'?	In fact, he's just informed me that he personally plans on cancelling Christmas this year.
i'm just calming the kiddies.  there's no need to worry about santa. he's just having a peaceful, adult conversation with his nice jewish friend, the hebrew hammer.	Hey everybody. How's it hangin'?
what are you doing?	I'm just calming the kiddies.  There's no need to worry about Santa. He's just having a peaceful, adult conversation with his nice Jewish friend, The Hebrew Hammer.
what's your shpiel, santa?	Whoa, whoa there. C'mon Mordechai, is this any way to treat an old family friend? Let's cut out all the unpleasantness. I admit, I went way overboard with the whole Hanukkah thing. Let me make it up to you. How about a peace offering?  Girls.
the hebrew hammer! you're alive.	What's your shpiel, Santa?
let me guess, you're the goy who stole hanukkah.	The Hebrew Hammer! You're alive.
excuse me? do i know you, friend? take a look around you. do you even know who i am?	Let me guess, you're the goy who stole Hanukkah.
if you keep your mouth shut and come with me, you won't get hurt.	Excuse me? Do I know you, friend? Take a look around you. Do you even know who I am?
sorry folks, i don't do couples.	If you keep your mouth shut and come with me, you won't get hurt.
you want me to be nice to him for no apparent reason whatsoever, buy him clothing he'll never wear, and for just one day of the year pretend to forgive him for all the horrible things he did to me as a young boy when my mommy wasn't looking?	No dipshit, I want you to kill him.
what day is it?	It's Friday.
resting?	What day is it?
well, he's kinda just resting in the corner with his girlfriend.	Resting?
take a look.	Well, he's kinda just resting in the corner with his girlfriend.
maybe he ran out of ammo.	Take a look.
what's going on? why'd he stop?	Maybe he ran out of ammo.
get off of me you cripple!	What are we gonna do? He's got us on the ropes.
no. i'm airsick you asshole! where the hell did these reindeer learn to fly?	I don't know. Why don't you ask them sir.
you okay?	No. I'm airsick you asshole! Where the hell did these reindeer learn to fly?
no, it was the perfect level.	Thanks. Oh, did I tell you. I picked up that new KC and the Sunshine Band record that you recommended. You were right, it is good.
i wasn't too over the top?	No, it was the perfect level.
so, how was i?	It was good. Very chilling, but you still got all the points across that we talked about.
bootleg copies of the frank capra classic, 'it's a wonderful life.'	That's some cold shit.
worse.	Bootleg copies of the Frank Capra classic, 'It's A Wonderful Life.'
so what's in the boxes? heroin? cocaine?	Worse.
oh, that's the beauty of it. these are free samples.	So what's in the boxes? Heroin? Cocaine?
what should i charge?	Oh, that's the beauty of it. These are free samples.
while i was in taiwan negotiating the solution to our labor problems, i came across a factory that illegally manufactures the most addictive, jewish pride weakening substance on the planet. i bought the entire plant.	What should I charge?
so, what's our first plan of attack santa?	While I was in Taiwan negotiating the solution to our labor problems, I came across a factory that illegally manufactures the most addictive, Jewish pride weakening substance on the planet. I bought the entire plant.
what about me?	You get your money from your husband.
this is for "mama and the kids."	What about me?
why do you ask so many questions? what difference does it make how carlos and i feel? feeling does not buy clothes and houses!	Drink your beer and don't get so excited.
i don't know -	Why do you ask so many questions? What difference does it make how Carlos and I feel? Feeling does not buy clothes and houses!
is he in love with you?	I don't know -
nice fellow?	Is he in love with you?
mmmyes.	Nice fellow?
good looking?	Mmmyes.
nobody. a boy who works in a grocery.	Good looking?
who's carlos dom-what's-his-name?	Nobody. A boy who works in a grocery.
maybe i should just forget all about money - - forget about mamma and the kids and the rent, huh - marry some poor dope like -- oh, like carlos dominguez - - and get fat and -	Who's Carlos Dom-what's-his-name?
why not -- if you like it - if that's what you really want.	Maybe I should just forget all about money - - forget about mamma and the kids and the rent, huh - marry some poor dope like -- oh, like Carlos Dominguez - - and get fat and -
i can't understand that fancy talk.  you mean i'm a gold-digger? sure, i'm a gold-digger -- why not?	Why not -- if you like it - if that's what you really want.
when you marry champagne, clo-clo, you can't trade it in for beer. you're stuck with it.	I can't understand that fancy talk.  You mean I'm a gold-digger? Sure, I'm a gold-digger -- why not?
that depends. how much money has he?	When you marry champagne, Clo-Clo, you can't trade it in for beer. You're stuck with it.
my soninlaw. what do you think of him?	That depends. How much money has he?
is someone with you -- can i get you a drink?	Why not?
of course, not, charlie. i never thought you did.	And my leopard - - maybe he hurt the first girl -- but no more.
now i know i didn't hurt nobody when i was drunk - -	Of course, not, Charlie. I never thought you did.
i don't know.	That's just it, Charlie. That's what I'm driving at. You could do anything in that time.
but between the time you leave the cant ma and fall into bed in that old truck of yours, what happens, charlie?	I don't know.
i sleep it off.	But between the time you leave the cant ma and fall into bed in that old truck of yours, what happens, Charlie?
then what do you do?	I sleep it off.
and when you drink, you get drunk.	Then what do you do?
i drink.	And when you drink, you get drunk.
oh, i'm only exploring your theory. let's take a step further. you drink, don't you, charlie?	I drink.
you know -- not scared enough. nothing to scare it.	If a leopard didn't do it, who did?
well, charlie, just why do you think your cat didn't kill the contreras girl?	You know -- not scared enough. Nothing to scare it.
here is something that should interest charlie - a stone leopard head made by his ancestors some six hundred years ago. they used it in ceremonies. the jaguar -- in fact all the cat family -- were considered the personification of force and violence in their religious rites.	It don't look like a leopard to me.
and here is three tree mesa -- and here i go out of the big arroyo --	That's the place: I remember - My feet were so darn sore, I couldn't make it -- and Galbraith went on up to the head of the canyon by himself --
what arroyo - how did you get to it	And here is Three Tree Mesa -- and here I go out of the big arroyo --
north -- in an arroyo, shot through the head - maybe week ago. no good, skin, everything gone	What arroyo - how did you get to it
where? where did you find it?	North -- in an arroyo, Shot through the head - maybe week ago. No good, skin, everything gone
what's left of him.	Where? Where did you find it?
you found the leopard!	What's left of him.
two hundred and fifty dollars you owe met	You found the leopard!
look, charlie, you didn't do it, and you know you didn't.	I don't know. I want him to lock me up.
i want him to lock me up.	Look, Charlie, you didn't do it, and you know you didn't.
what do you want to see him for?	I want him to lock me up.
i don't know. i want to see robles.	What do you want to see him for?
no, he wasn't kidding. i'm sick. claw women? hurt little girls? no!	I don't know. I want to see Robles.
here have a cigarette. he was only kidding.	No, he wasn't kidding. I'm sick. Claw women? Hurt little girls? No!
i'm sick.	Here have a cigarette. He was only kidding.
charlie wasn't drunk last night.	Yes, I was drunk, Mr. Manning.
sure!	No. I'm serious about this.
sure, i like my leopards	But he admitted quick enough that it killed the first girl.
where's that man?	Up at the museum.
let's get in your truck.	Where's that man?
sure.	Let's get in your truck.
i'd like one of them to say it to you, charlie. i'd like to have you hear his side of it his reasons. want to hear them?	Sure.
they don't say it to me.	I'd like one of them to say it to you, Charlie. I'd like to have you hear his side of it his reasons. Want to hear them?
they all say the cat killed this second girl.	They don't say it to me.
that cat ain't mean. i feed him out of my own hand for six years. why don't he kill me? at night in the truck, i let him out of the cage. when i am falling asleep i hear him walking back and forth. i go to sleep. he don't hurt me.	They all say the cat killed this second girl.
you really think so, charlie?	That cat ain't mean. I feed him out of my own hand for six years. Why don't he kill me? At night in the truck, I let him out of the cage. When I am falling asleep I hear him walking back and forth. I go to sleep. He don't hurt me.
no, sir. that girl in the cemetery? my cat didn't kill that girl. i told you cats don't go around looking for trouble. if that cat's alive, it's out in the country hiding under a bush, starving to death.	You really think so, Charlie?
look, charlie, just be patient. i'll fix everything. you don't want that cat, anyway. it killed two people.	No, sir. That girl in the cemetery? My cat didn't kill that girl. I told you cats don't go around looking for trouble. If that cat's alive, it's out in the country hiding under a bush, starving to death.
can't make a buck without my leopard. i tell you, mr. manning, you gotta find that cat for me -- or pay up.	Look, Charlie, just be patient. I'll fix everything. You don't want that cat, anyway. It killed two people.
see you tomorrow -	Tomorrow -
the death card - -	Maybe not - cards mean different things different times --
let me see it	The death card - -
don't look at it!	Let me see it
go on -	Don't look at it!
something black - something on its way to you	Go on -
cut.	What are you doing that for?
who?	The elderly man I told you about.
well -- did he give you a lot of money?	Who?
you and your cards. meet a rich man! i look for them with money. what rich man hasn't money. and for what was i born if it wasn't for money? you're not telling me anything.	Watch and see, A day or a week - but certainly this month -- you will have money from a man and then-
you'll meet a rich man and he will give, you money.	You and your cards. Meet a rich man! I look for them with money. What rich man hasn't money. And for what was I born if it wasn't for money? You're not telling me anything.
what did they say before the bad card came up?	You'll meet a rich man and he will give, you money.
they're fools. why don't they let charlie how-come hunt it alone. he's an indian.	All men are fools. They like to make a big show - shout and hunt --
) they buried teresa today and they were hunting the leopard again -- out in the country this time. but they didn't get him.	They're fools. Why don't they let Charlie How-Come hunt it alone. He's an Indian.
i saw teresa. maybe i was the last to see her except perhaps her mamacita and her little brother. i was going past --	) They buried Teresa today and they were hunting the leopard again -- out in the country this time. But they didn't get him.
it's a blackcard and bad card, but not the card of the cat - not the card of fourfooted things.	I saw Teresa. Maybe I was the last to see her except perhaps her Mamacita and her little brother. I was going past --
love is different for different people.	I suppose so. I suppose it will be different for us, too  when everyone knows. Then we will be just like other people.  But these last weeks will always be our secret  a lovely secret to remember all our lives.
what, senorita?	When you are going to see Pedro, does your heart beat until you tremble?
rosita  i have wondered -	What, senorita?
pedro is waiting for me, too.	Rosita  I have wondered -
you must say that you went to take some of the roses to your father's grave...	At four. He will be there at four.
he will be waiting...	You must say that you went to take some of the roses to your father's grave...
hey  i'm over here.	I'll miss you too, honey --
oh, dear -- i don't know what i'm going to do without you - honestly, i don't	Hey  I'm over here.
and if you've got cold feet honey, ill take over for you. that red dress of yours fits just perfect on me.	I bet you try on my coffin some day -- I hope it "fits just perfect."
i mean you being a star and me being just a cigarette girl.	I know. I know. You've got the talent. I got the breaks.
you're lucky. i wish he'd front page for me.	Maybe. For three years I've sung in rats' nests, while Jerry pounded his feet off and his brains out -- trying to get me a real chance. We're due for a little luck!
why not? he's a good press agent and a good friend. besides, we've shared a lot of headaches	You're lucky. I wish he'd front page for me.
you think be's pretty nice, don't you?	Why not? He's a good press agent and a good friend. Besides, we've shared a lot of headaches
yes. so i've noticed. jerry's noticed - he'll come up with something.	You think be's pretty nice, don't you?
she's a local. when the dudes come out to new mexico, they went to wallow in latin glamour. this is a bad town for blondes.	Yes. So I've noticed. Jerry's noticed - He'll come up with something.
it may sound like music to her -- i can do better with my teeth in a cold shower.  click  click  click.	She's a local. When the dudes come out to New Mexico, they went to wallow in Latin glamour. This is a bad town for blondes.
oh, that's so interesting!	Well, now that you've had your history lesson, I think I'll get on to the museum.
it's to remind people of the great tragedy that took place here so that they won't ever forget that a peaceful village of indians was wiped out by the conquistadores, back in the 17th century... a band of monks buried the dead and prayed for them and did penance for their deaths  that's what this procession is supposed to be.	Oh, that's so interesting!
you know all about these things - - and i've lived here all my life - and i still don't know what the procession means.	It's to remind people of the great tragedy that took place here so that they won't ever forget that a peaceful village of Indians was wiped out by the Conquistadores, back in the 17th Century... A band of monks buried the dead and prayed for them and did penance for their deaths  that's what this procession is supposed to be.
good evening.	You know all about these things - - and I've lived here all my life - and I still don't know what the Procession means.
oh, mr. galbraith! i'm so glad you're here.	Good evening.
then you found the leopard --	I didn't want to kill, but I had to. I heard her in the cemetery - talking to the man in the auto --
i couldn't rest - i couldn't sleep. all i could see was teresa delgado's body -- broken --mangled. i saw it day and night.  it was waiting everywhere i turned.	Then you found the leopard --
tormented -- ? why?	I couldn't rest - I couldn't sleep. All I could see was Teresa Delgado's body -- broken --mangled. I saw it day and night.  It was waiting everywhere I turned.
tell me.	Why do yo&amp;i accuse me? You don't know what you're doing -- you don't understand -- nobody understands --
it's better you don't know.	Tell me.
consuelo screamed too -- and clo clo. why did you do it? why? quick. tell me why?	It's better you don't know.
i didn't do anything. she screamed. something frightened her.	Consuelo screamed too -- and Clo Clo. Why did you do it? Why? Quick. Tell me why?
you shot the leopard. we know that. you killed consuelo. you killed clo clo. then tonight --	I didn't do anything. She screamed. Something frightened her.
not! i tell you. no!	You shot the leopard. We know that. You killed Consuelo. You killed Clo Clo. Then tonight --
it was you.	Not! I tell you. No!
no.	It was you.
it was you, galbraith!	No.
no. he would be a hard man to find, jerry. particularly if he were a clever men. he would go about his ordinary business calmly and coolly except when the fit to kill was on him.	You've thought of all this before. You know it isn't the leopard   Don't you?
couldn't you tell a man like that when you saw him?	No. He would be a hard man to find, Jerry. Particularly if he were a clever men. He would go about his ordinary business calmly and coolly except when the fit to kill was on him.
he'd act normally when he was with other people. it would be a man who suffered remorse and even pity when it was all over.	Couldn't you tell a man like that when you saw him?
i don't mean that. how would he act? what would he do?	He'd act normally when he was with other people. It would be a man who suffered remorse and even pity when it was all over.
to the eye? like other men.	I don't mean that. How would he act? What would he do?
if there were a man like that, with a kink in his brain around here loose, what would he be like.	To the eye? Like other men.
yes. there have been men who kill for pleasure -- strange pleasure. there was blue beard in france -- jack the ripper in london. it's not uncommon.	If there were a man like that, with a kink in his brain around here loose, what would he be like.
all right -- the dead, then.  in history there must have been men like that -- men with kinks in their brains --	Yes. There have been men who kill for pleasure -- strange pleasure. There was Blue Beard in France -- Jack The Ripper in London. It's not uncommon.
but all those fancy courses were about the dead, jerry, not the living.	All right -- the dead, then.  In history there must have been men like that -- men with kinks in their brains --
you know a lot. you've taken a lot of fancy courses in colleges and that kind of stuff - - what kind of a man would kill like that?	But all those fancy courses were about the dead, Jerry, not the living.
just barely possible - - yes.	You know a lot. You've taken a lot of fancy courses in colleges and that kind of stuff - - what kind of a man would kill like that?
you must admit it's possible that it might have been a man.	Just barely possible - - yes.
don't you want to see the rest of the exhibit?	Some other time.
come on, charlie. let's go find another and better suspect.	Don't you want to see the rest of the exhibit?
i don't know.	You, Charlie -- you know leopards. You might have had an old claw around somewhere, and perhaps a bit of hair from the cage - eh?
yes, but what sort of a man?	I don't know.
a hunch -- that's all i've got about this leopard thing. it's just a hunch, yet i feel it deep in the stomach. it was a man!	Yes, but what sort of a man?
we had given up digging in a certain barrow. i went back and i tried again. i just had a hunch.	A hunch -- that's all I've got about this leopard thing. It's just a hunch, yet I feel it deep in the stomach. It was a man!
some crazy guy.	But he would have to know about leopards - have access to leopard claws and hair.
i can understand what you mean - demented men, pathological cases. but what sort of man would kill like a leopard and leave the traces of a leopard?	Some crazy guy.
there are all sorts of men. you get to see some funny ones as a reporter.	I can understand what you mean - demented men, pathological cases. But what sort of man would kill like a leopard and leave the traces of a leopard?
it could be. why would a man kill her? for what? it wasn't robbery. it wasn't a crime of jealousy or passion. she had no enemies.	There are all sorts of men. You get to see some funny ones as a reporter.
it could be a man.	It could be. Why would a man kill her? For what? It wasn't robbery. It wasn't a crime of jealousy or passion. She had no enemies.
charlie doesn't think the leopard killed the girl in the cemetery.	Charlie likes his leopard.
about charlie's leopard?	Yes.
charlie and i were talking. that's one reason i wanted to see you.	About Charlie's leopard?
i'll take you about. got some nice things.	Charlie and I were talking. That's one reason I wanted to see you.
more or less.	I'll take you about. Got some nice things.
come to look around?	More or less.
we're old friends.	Come to look around?
you know charlie how-come?	We're old friends.
just a minute, robles.  let him go on.	I can understand about the cat killing the first girl. Charlie How Come told me. All that noise and those lights -- scared crazy it would do anything. Last night there was nothing to disturb it. Just a little girl alone in a cemetery.
but it doesn't eat what it kills.	Caged animals are unpredictable. They're like frustrated human beings. I can't answer your question.
it doesn't know how to hunt its natural prey.	But it doesn't eat what it kills.
why?	It doesn't know how to hunt its natural prey.
jerry, i talked to you about the habits of an ordinary wild leopard. this leopard is another matter entirely - - a caged animal travelling around with charlie how come for years and years.. that's why it kills human beings.	Why?
that's what i don't understand -- why should it come here -- and why didn't it stay here? it's got trees and bushes here -- outside nothing but cement and asphalt.	Jerry, I talked to you about the habits of an ordinary wild leopard. This leopard is another matter entirely - - a caged animal travelling around with Charlie How Come for years and years.. That's why it kills human beings.
sure -- certainly - but what's that got to do with this?	That's what I don't understand -- why should it come here -- and why didn't it stay here? It's got trees and bushes here -- outside nothing but cement and asphalt.
it doesn't jibe with this  you told me the leopard would go out into the country - it wouldn't stay in the city	Sure -- certainly - but what's that got to do with this?
yes?	It doesn't jibe with this  you told me the leopard would go out into the country - it wouldn't stay in the city
doc -- something you said the other day --	Yes?
that's right, of course.	Don't feel so concerned, Jerry.
there is no danger at all. it's a wild animal. do you think a wild animal prefers walls, streets and people when it can get into open country?	That's right, of course.
no. i'm quite sure.	There is no danger at all. It's a wild animal. Do you think a wild animal prefers walls, streets and people when it can get into open country?
you know about animals -- their habits -- will it come back?	No. I'm quite sure.
of course. it's the way any decent man would feel in your position.	You know about animals -- their habits -- will it come back?
yes. i want to go out and patrol the town - be everywhere at once - be sure nothing happens to anybody.	Of course. It's the way any decent man would feel in your position.
you're worrying about its killing someone else?	Yes. I want to go out and patrol the town - be everywhere at once - be sure nothing happens to anybody.
it's about the leopard.	You're worrying about its killing someone else?
i want to ask you something.	It's about the leopard.
well, i'd best be off.	I want to ask you something.
show business?	Yes. It's always fascinated me.  You know, once, when I was a youngster, I went to see Mrs. Leslie Carter in "Zaza." After the play I stood in the alley just to watch her come out.
wait	No - really, I can see them -- they're coming now - turn off the lights
i thought they came right past here	They do, but -- there are no lights out there - they'll just be shadows -
of course. only i'm afraid you'll be cheated. there isn't much of a view of the procession here.	I thought they came right past here
i've disturbed you. i'm sorry -	Miss Walker -- I didn't expect anyone
i'm sure if you are as talented as you are charming, miss walker, you have nothing to worry about.	Thanks.
well, i'm next. you won't hear anything like that, mr. galbraith.  i'm not a popular favorite since i let the leopard loose.	I'm sure if you are as talented as you are charming, Miss Walker, you have nothing to worry about.
that was unfortunate.	That was a calamity!
well, i'm hardly mrs. leslie carter whoever she was. in fact, i'm not even much of a success around here particularly after the backfire on jerry's little publicity stunt with the leopard.	That was unfortunate.
so you see meeting you is a real thrill for me.	Well, I'm hardly Mrs. Leslie Carter whoever she was. In fact, I'm not even much of a success around here particularly after the backfire on Jerry's little publicity stunt with the leopard.
why did you give up teaching?	Various reasons.  But I can't see why you'd be interested in the rather dusty career of William Galbraith  teacher, naturalist, curator -- when you lead such a gay and exciting life yourself.
there's a little museum here in town. they've hired me to run it, we've some interesting exhibits of indian arts and crafts. it's fun -- and i like living here in new mexico.	Why did you give up teaching?
what do you do now?	There's a little museum here in town. They've hired me to run it, We've some interesting exhibits of Indian arts and crafts. It's fun -- and I like living here in New Mexico.
to know where that leopard went -  i'm afraid you'd have to be a leopard and think like a leopard. i was a naturalist. that hardly qualifies me as an expert in hunting down lost leopards. i used to teach zoology in a little freshwater college back east. i gave that up.	What do you do now?
jerry told me you were an expert with animals, mr. galbraith. couldn't you tell where it went?	To know where that leopard went -  I'm afraid you'd have to be a leopard and think like a leopard. I was a naturalist. That hardly qualifies me as an expert in hunting down lost leopards. I used to teach zoology in a little freshwater college back East. I gave that up.
you won't go to galbraith with me?	Offend a reputable citizen and involve the department in a slander suit? No. I'm in office to protect the taxpayers money  not throw it way. Come on, Charlie.
yes. and i am taking it to headquarters for examination.	You won't go to Galbraith with me?
that's a fact, isn't it?	Yes. And I am taking it to headquarters for examination.
i am not interested in what somebody else thinks. you being me facts and i'll act on them.	That's a fact, isn't it?
galbraith knows something. he as good as said so	I am not interested in what somebody else thinks. You being me facts and I'll act on them.
you think galbraith found the leopard on the day you went out with the posse.	I'm sure of it!
chief, don't you understand what this means?	You think Galbraith found the leopard on the day you went out with the posse.
why?	Ask Kiki. Ask any woman. Girls don't put on lipstick in the middle of the night on a dark, lonely street unless they're with a man or expecting a man.
yes. the lipstick.	Why?
state hunters?	Professional hunters, who rid the state of cougars.
let me get one thing clear. did galbraith make a direct accusation?	No. He was kidding Charlie.
i've been trying to tell him, sheriff. he won't listen to me.	Let me get one thing clear. Did Galbraith make a direct accusation?
what are you getting at?	Nothing much -- just that it might not be a cat this time.
yes, there is something wrong. people who want publicity and don't mind how they get it --what risks they make other people run - - what agony and sorrow they bring to other people --	I know all that, chief, and I don't like it any better than you do, but there's something else --
something's wrong with this whole setup --	Yes, there is something wrong. People who want publicity and don't mind how they get it --what risks they make other people run - - what agony and sorrow they bring to other people --
that's why it just mauls and tears at them.	Something's wrong with this whole setup --
go on foot.	It's not for me.  I'm literally and figuratively a tenderfoot.
i haven't done any posse work since last time i rode with toni mix at the old bijou theatre -- aged six, if you're interested,	Go on foot.
you can go now, manning. there is no way we can hold you legally responsible.	Thanks, Sheriff.
it's a lovely town - it was until we came and let the leopard loose and all this happened.	Kiki, Galbraith said something to me once, -- something you ought to know. We were talking and he said that people were like that ball on the fountain at the hotel --they got pushed around by things bigger than themselves. That's the way it was with us -- and we were too small to see it that way.
jerry, i want you to be soft. you are soft -- inside - where it matters. i wanted it that day too, but didn't dare tell you.	We ought to dare to tell each other everything, Kiki -- you and I.
i know. what do you think i felt when you said, "don't be soft?"	Jerry, I want you to be soft. You are soft -- inside - where it matters. I wanted it that day too, but didn't dare tell you.
i hated you that day - you and your flip talk - with that little girl lying dead.	I know. What do you think I felt when you said, "don't be soft?"
i know -- teresa -	I hated you that day - you and your flip talk - with that little girl lying dead.
we stood here once before.	I know -- Teresa -
kiki?	It's all right. I'm not hurt.
no. no, thanks.  now we've got to do it ourselves.	We will
half to the delgado family and half to clo-clo's family.	How do you know?
all right, i'm not ashamed of it! i split it two ways	Half to the Delgado family and half to Clo-Clo's family.
eloise doesn't own enough of anything to make a dent in your pay check, kicks.	All right, I'm not ashamed of it! I split it two ways
i -- i bought some silver jewelry and stuff from eloise --	Eloise doesn't own enough of anything to make a dent in your pay check, Kicks.
what! you can't be --	I -- I bought some silver jewelry and stuff from Eloise --
as a matter of fact, i'm out of cash myself.	What! You can't be --
that's funny -- i never knew you to lose that much before --	As a matter of fact, I'm out of cash myself.
i got into a little crap game.	That's funny -- I never knew you to lose that much before --
didn't you take your cut out of the closing check?	I got into a little crap game.
oh, by the way -- i'm out of cash --	Didn't you take your cut out of the closing check?
i'm no detective. i don't even know how to begin. all i know is i want to do something about all this.	Oh, by the way -- I'm out of cash --
you already know the answer to that. i want this town to be safe and happy again --	I'm no detective. I don't even know how to begin. All I know is I want to do something about all this.
you're positive of that, aren't you?	Absolutely sure.
kiki -- it wasn't the leopard.	You're positive of that, aren't you?
if that's being a softie -- there are two of us.	Kiki -- it wasn't the leopard.
confession. i'm a complete softie. i've been conscience-stricken and worried sick ever since that leopard got away --	If that's being a softie -- there are two of us.
i'm glad you care about us, kicks. sometimes that gets kind of lost in the racket --	Maybe there ought to be less racket and more us.
you. us.	I'm glad you care about us, Kicks. Sometimes that gets kind of lost in the racket --
what else do you care about, kicks?	You. Us.
maybe i want to feel badly.	That doesn't make sense.
why do you want to stay around here? it'll only make you feel badly.	Maybe I want to feel badly.
and she waited here for him?	Robles says it looks that way. Belmonte had already been there and left. They only missed each other by a few minutes.
yes. do you mind?	And she waited here for him?
you mean you want to take them to the cemetery.	Yes. Do you mind?
jerry, these flowers aren't really for me	You mean you want to take them to the cemetery.
i know. funerals.	Yes.
pretty. you know -- it's funny but flowers only mean one thing to me now.	I know. Funerals.
he's a nice guy. vie ought to keep in touch with him.	Pretty. You know -- it's funny but flowers only mean one thing to me now.
that was nice of mr. galbraith.	He's a nice guy. Vie ought to keep in touch with him.
i can use them.	Do they close up every year for this Processionist business?
as long as my feet held out.	And not a sign of the leopard?
who is he?	You remember the fellow this morning -- Galbraith. You've got time before the supper show.
forget it. i'm buying a drink for a fellow who was on the posse with me, a nice guy. come along he'll get a great kick out of meeting you.	Who is he?
our first real break -- and we throw wild animals at the audience	Forget it. I'm buying a drink for a fellow who was on the posse with me, a nice guy. Come along he'll get a great kick out of meeting you.
the whole town's in a state, kiki doors locked, people huddling together like scared sheep nobody on the streets at night	Our first real break -- and we throw wild animals at the audience
it must be the altitude  you, bucking around the countryside with a lot of bootandsaddle boys --	The whole town's in a state, Kiki doors locked, people huddling together like scared sheep nobody on the streets at night
and did you find the leopard?	It must be the altitude  you, bucking around the countryside with a lot of bootandsaddle boys --
yeah.	And did you find the leopard?
well, does everybody love us now? you've been gone long enough to softsoap twenty editors!	Yeah.
what did he have to do - look at the body?	We all, had to look at the body. It was awful, Kiki -- awful!
i don't know  a witness. he seemed to know something about animals -- you know -- expert testimony.	What did he have to do - look at the body?
who was the other man?	I don't know  a witness. He seemed to know something about animals -- you know -- expert testimony.
and i suppose you don't feel bad!	Who was the other man?
i suppose he was trying to make me feel bad.	And I suppose you don't feel bad!
suppose i slip them a few bucks  for the funeral expenses.	Don't be soft.
are you all right?	Now look what you've done.
you look swell in that threealarm number --	The red dress?  No. My black one. Then I'll be just like him.
clo-clo?	I thought you might strut this kitten in right in the middle of her act.
and i never will -- you know what's between us - we're a thing -- but this is serious -- big competition.	Clo-Clo?
no  not yet.	And I never will -- you know what's between us - we're a thing -- But this is serious -- big competition.
almost three years, isn't it? and have i ever done anything to hurt you?	No  not yet.
this is l939. can't you subtract?	Almost three years, isn't it? And have I ever done anything to hurt you?
look, kicks, how long have we known each other?	This is l939. Can't you subtract?
you're too good to me.	Look, Kicks, how long have we known each other?
no. i thought that might be just a little corny.  i want you to lead him in on a leash.	You're too good to me.
on his back, i suppose.	No. I thought that might be just a little corny.  I want you to lead him in on a leash.
i thought - is kiki just going to walk on that floor tonight walk out cold before a bunch of gawks who think a spanish twirler is the greatest thing in life. no. not my favorite client. she's going to make an entrance  this town will never forget.	On his back, I suppose.
that's easy. me.	I thought - is Kiki just going to walk on that floor tonight walk out cold before a bunch of gawks who think a Spanish twirler is the greatest thing in life. No. Not my favorite client. She's going to make an entrance  this town will never forget.
listen, kicks, you'll never guess what i've cooked up this time.	That's easy. Me.
makes no difference.  get him out.	Listen, Kicks, you'll never guess what I've cooked up this time.
kiki - he won't hurt you. there's nothing to be afraid of.	Makes no difference.  Get him out.
get it out of here!	Kiki - he won't hurt you. There's nothing to be afraid of.
and i never will- you know what's between us  we're a thing but this is serious competition.	Get it out of here!
no - not yet.	And I never will- you know what's between us  we're a thing But this is serious competition.
look, kicks, have i ever done anything to hurt you?	No - not yet.
you're too good to me.	Look, Kicks, have I ever done anything to hurt you?
no. i thought that might be just a little corny. i want you to lead him in on a leash.	You're too good to me.
on his back, i suppose.	No. I thought that might be just a little corny. I want you to lead him in on a leash.
i thought -- is kiki just going to walk on that floor tonight walk out cold before a bunch of gawks who think a spanish twirler is the greatest thing in life. no. not my favorite client. she's going to make an entrance this town will never forget!	On his back, I suppose.
that's easy. me.	I thought -- is Kiki just going to walk on that floor tonight walk out cold before a bunch of gawks who think a Spanish twirler is the greatest thing in life. No. Not my favorite client. She's going to make an entrance this town will never forget!
listen, kicks, you'll never guess what i've cooked up this tine...	That's easy. Me.
makes no difference. get him out!	Listen, Kicks, you'll never guess what I've cooked up this tine...
kiki -- he won't hurt you. there's nothing to be afraid of.	Makes no difference. Get him out!
get it out of here!	Kiki -- he won't hurt you. There's nothing to be afraid of.
ha-ha... yeah...  what about that road back there, though? it says closed to the public, doesnt it?	You a tourist?
maybe for the same reason that made someone somewhere not consider this a spot to build the getty museum...	Ha-ha... Yeah...  What about that road back there, though? It says closed to the public, doesnt it?
nobody? huh!... how come?	Maybe for the same reason that made someone somewhere not consider this a spot to build the Getty Museum...
aint nobody out there, mister.	Nobody? Huh!... How come?
all those soldiers out there... getting bored, thirsty. come out here for refreshment or female company perhaps?	Aint nobody out there, Mister.
must it?	All those soldiers out there... getting bored, thirsty. Come out here for refreshment or female company perhaps?
hot...  these roads all round here, closed to the public... whys that? military bases?  huh. i guess theres space enough for war games... must be good for business.	Must it?
mrs de moraes must have taken it hard, eh?  her brothers death.	Dial O-O-O on the telephone if you change your mind about the drink, sir.
no. thank you. ill be fine...	Mrs De Moraes must have taken it hard, eh?  Her brothers death.
you will have to ask mr de moraes that, sir.  would you like a drink while you wait?	No. Thank you. Ill be fine...
you wouldnt recall if the brothers-in-law left together, would you?	You will have to ask Mr De Moraes that, sir.  Would you like a drink while you wait?
i work here, sir. im here most of the time.	You wouldnt recall if the brothers-in-law left together, would you?
by the way, laurence, were you here last time your mistresss brother came over? you know, just before he disappeared?	I work here, sir. Im here most of the time.
when will they be back?	Mr De Moraes is due back from Brazil late this evening. Mrs De Moraes is out and not expected before eight. Do you wish...
im afraid they are out at the moment, sir.	When will they be back?
could i speak to carlos or deborah?	Im afraid they are out at the moment, sir.
good afternoon. de moraess residence.	Could I speak to Carlos or Deborah?
de moraes? i was asked here by a mrs spitz.	That would be Mrs De Moraes mother, Sir. Mr and Mrs Spitz are here with their daughter.
i am lawrence, sir. mr and mrs de moraes majordomo. they are expecting you.	De Moraes? I was asked here by a Mrs Spitz.
that might depend on where youre going.	I am Lawrence, sir. Mr and Mrs De Moraes majordomo. They are expecting you.
will you please come with me?	That might depend on where youre going.
thats right.	Will you please come with me?
i... we have to bury leon tommorrow...	The dead can wait.
why the hell couldnt you divorce the man?	You wouldnt understand.
i dont know. everyones dead...	Your parents arranged the visit to my office?
what do you suggest?	I dont know. Everyones dead...
on... once...  once... what are we... you going to do?	What do you suggest?
so you did talk about it, huh?	On... Once...  Once... What are we... you going to do?
get to the point, will you...	My parents flew back from Israel... Told him they would get him killed unless he flew back to Brazil immediately and agreed to a divorce. He flew back to Brazil...  And his drowning was arranged...
the staff dont know yet...  i called my parents, told them everything...  i just couldnt take any more...	Get to the point, will you...
your flunkey said he was expected back tonight.	The staff dont know yet...  I called my parents, told them everything...  I just couldnt take any more...
they found his body yesterday. in the pool at our house in sao paulo. he drowned. drank too much, went for a swim and drowned.	Your flunkey said he was expected back tonight.
no. not us...	They found his body yesterday. In the pool at our house in Sao Paulo. He drowned. Drank too much, went for a swim and drowned.
we? you and your parents killed your husband?	No. Not us...
do you think wed let him get away with the murder of my brother?	We? You and your parents killed your husband?
he... he is dead!  my husband is dead!  call my parents. theyll tell you. call them!	Do you think wed let him get away with the murder of my brother?
do you think the boy you saved might identify your husband as his purchaser, deborah? and then, your brothers not buried yet. as i said earlier, an autopsy will...	He... He is dead!  MY HUSBAND IS DEAD!  Call my parents. Theyll tell you. Call them!
what are you doing? you cant. i...	Do you think the boy you saved might identify your husband as his purchaser, Deborah? And then, your brothers not buried yet. As I said earlier, an autopsy will...
you know something? ive just seen so much ugliness i dont think id mind four walls and dinner served every night at a regular time.  id hoped to have a private word with adonis, but if thats the way you want it.	What are you doing? You cant. I...
well, i hope you enjoyed yourself.	Perhaps I did... Until fear turned into panic. Thats when he hit me, and told me hed killed my brother... You dont know what youve done, he said.  Were in deep trouble, he said. We, he said. We.  Wed both be killed if Friedman ever found out you were working for us, he said. We had to stop you and Friedman meeting...
i didnt intend it that way... it just happened.  he heard from laurence that youd been back.  that wed argued. he asked why and it just happened; i told him everything... i couldnt help it. wanted to see him scared. i had never seen him scared before, you see...	Well, I hope you enjoyed yourself.
to get me killed...?	I didnt intend it that way... It just happened.  He heard from Laurence that youd been back.  That wed argued. He asked why and it just happened; I told him everything... I couldnt help it. Wanted to see him scared. I had never seen him scared before, you see...
my husband didnt need to slap me about, mr lombard. i volunteered...	To get me killed...?
perhaps it came to me while dying in a californian desert because a woman set upon giving her husband a fright got slapped about a little.	My husband didnt need to slap me about, Mr Lombard. I volunteered...
you seem to know what youre talking about.	Perhaps it came to me while dying in a Californian desert because a woman set upon giving her husband a fright got slapped about a little.
we all have to like what we become. cowards included. we achieve this by complicating things a little. but its never that complicated really.	You seem to know what youre talking about.
should i?	We all have to like what we become. Cowards included. We achieve this by complicating things a little. But its never that complicated really.
dont you believe in simplicity?	Should I?
simplify and damn.	Dont you believe in simplicity?
where is that?	Simplify and damn.
here we go again.	Where is that?
what happened? adonis slapped you about a little and you reverted to cowardice?	Here we go again.
something like that.	What happened? Adonis slapped you about a little and you reverted to cowardice?
something like that?	Something like that.
something like that.	Something like that?
what was the idea? husband is filled with fear when he learns his child suppliers being tailed?	Something like that.
i didnt know who or what had happened to my brother yet, mr lombard!	What was the idea? Husband is filled with fear when he learns his child suppliers being tailed?
a fright?... five years of cowardice led to your brother being murdered and you wanted to give his murderer a fright?	I didnt know who or what had happened to my brother yet, Mr Lombard!
maybe i wanted to give my husband a fright.	A fright?... Five years of cowardice led to your brother being murdered and you wanted to give his murderer a fright?
and you still havent told me why you sent me after friedman.	Maybe I wanted to give my husband a fright.
...were turning in circles.	And you still havent told me why you sent me after Friedman.
are there truly no extenuating circumstances?	...Were turning in circles.
you splendid bastard...	Are there truly no extenuating circumstances?
five years of it. surely, youd have divorced him if he disgusted you?	You splendid bastard...
you bastard...	Five years of it. Surely, youd have divorced him if he disgusted you?
rich. young. beautiful. you must at least get a kick out of what he does to his kids.	You bastard...
why do i feel i neednt answer that?	Rich. Young. Beautiful. You must at least get a kick out of what he does to his kids.
is there anything to understand?	Why do I feel I neednt answer that?
good.	Is there anything to understand?
i dont.	Good.
think what you like. but dont presume to understand.	I dont.
one just doesnt... tell me, what does one speak about, huh?	Think what you like. But dont presume to understand.
i didnt know my husband and friedman knew each other. i just...  do you think we spoke about it? ive known for five years. hes known ive known for five years... but not once have we spoken about it. there are things one just doesnt speak about...	One just doesnt... Tell me, what does one speak about, huh?
why did you send me after friedman? to atone for your sins?	I didnt know my husband and Friedman knew each other. I just...  Do you think we spoke about it? Ive known for five years. Hes known Ive known for five years... But not once have we spoken about it. There are things one just doesnt speak about...
that my brother, my husband and your mr friedman were linked, that much i had guessed. but that my husband had killed leon? no.	Why did you send me after Friedman? To atone for your sins?
you dont say.	That my brother, my husband and your Mr Friedman were linked, that much I had guessed. But that my husband had killed Leon? No.
youre wrong about my being there, though. carlos borrowed my car that day, his had broken down...  leon saw it, like you, assumed i was there, thought hed wait to ask for a lift. but carlos turned up, with the tape you found...  leon got his lift, and accidentally picked up the tape with his photo equipment when he got out. he watched it, confronted carlos, threatened to tell the police about the hotel... i dont know how he knew about the hotel. perhaps carlos talked too much... my husband did not tell me... you more or less guessed the rest...  i didnt know any of this before you left for los angeles.	You dont say.
leon could still have hung himself.	Oh no. At long last Leon had found a mission. Hed never have killed himself when glory beckoned. Your husband killed your brother. And thanks to you, almost got me killed too.
kids are not your thing, deborah. youd have been ready for me when i turned up with sleeping beauty. damn it! then too i should have paid more attention. not leon, you said. it struck me at the time, but obviously not hard enough. you didnt say my god!, or whatever else well-bred ladies squeak on hearing uncle henry misbehaved. not leon. who then?  you sure were right about one thing, deborah, the job was too formidable for me. i should have thought a little more before i left for los angeles. but there i was focused so hard on friedman id stopped thinking. nothing added up - leon soliciting money for prints while buying kids at 15,000 a go; infiltrating the world of child traffickers; duping friedman into selling him a little boy... you sure were right. the job was too formidable for me. but you knew that, didnt you?	Leon could still have hung himself.
if-if my car is there, i could be the one who... why dont you accuse me of killing my brother?	Kids are not your thing, Deborah. Youd have been ready for me when I turned up with Sleeping Beauty. Damn it! Then too I should have paid more attention. Not Leon, you said. It struck me at the time, but obviously not hard enough. You didnt say My God!, or whatever else well-bred ladies squeak on hearing Uncle Henry misbehaved. Not Leon. Who then?  You sure were right about one thing, Deborah, the job was too formidable for me. I should have thought a little more before I left for Los Angeles. But there I was focused so hard on Friedman Id stopped thinking. Nothing added up - Leon soliciting money for prints while buying kids at 15,000 a go; infiltrating the world of child traffickers; duping Friedman into selling him a little boy... You sure were right. The job was too formidable for me. But you knew that, didnt you?
your brother stumbled upon adoniss little secret, didnt he? and traded his silence for a kid and some cash. and adonis fell for it, bought him his kid, sent him away, and then killed him when he came back for more.  leon didnt come here to borrow money for prints. he came to extort a second kids life. your flunkey let him in, so his visit couldnt be concealed, hence the exhibition story. there was no exhibition. just as you suspected. remember, deborah? leon does his own prints. wouldnt want anyone to interfere with his art.  i should have paid more attention to your words. perhaps its the way you say them...	If-if my car is there, I could be the one who... Why dont you accuse me of killing my brother?
...you-you spoke to him?	Not in the strict sense of the word, no. He was in too much of a hurry to kill me when we first met and too wasted in acid when I caught up with him later.
i doubt friedman ever even met leon, deborah. friedman dealt with select customers. as for my envelope, had he know where it was he wouldnt have mistaken me for a hitman called lamont when we met in los angeles.	...You-you spoke to him?
leon hung himself...	Leon didnt hang himself, Deborah. Your husband killed him and made his death look like suicide. How did he do it, eh? Strangulation? Drugs? No doubt an autopsy will tell.
leons not found, your parents worry, talk of hiring help to find him, even mention their manhunter friends perhaps... and adonis panics, takes control, brings me in reckoning a small- time detective is unlikely to dig up anything awkward, not before leons found anyhow. he must have kicked himself when he learned id exceeded his expectations.	Leon hung himself...
leon hung himself...	Leons not found, your parents worry, talk of hiring help to find him, even mention their manhunter friends perhaps... and Adonis panics, takes control, brings me in reckoning a small- time detective is unlikely to dig up anything awkward, not before Leons found anyhow. He must have kicked himself when he learned Id exceeded his expectations.
adonis thought your brothers bodyd be found reasonably quickly when he hung it in epping forest, didnt he? seemed like a good idea. an ex-junkie, obsessed with death; the perfect candidate for suicide. he just forgot one thing: forest ramblers are rare during your average blustery english november. an englishman might have thought of that, but a brazilian...	Leon hung himself...
leon hung himself.	Adonis thought your brothers bodyd be found reasonably quickly when he hung it in Epping Forest, didnt he? Seemed like a good idea. An ex-junkie, obsessed with death; the perfect candidate for suicide. He just forgot one thing: forest ramblers are rare during your average blustery English November. An Englishman might have thought of that, but a Brazilian...
does the name pierre dreyer mean anything to you? hes a client of mine and a friend of your husband.	Leon hung himself.
my brother hung himself.	Does the name Pierre Dreyer mean anything to you? Hes a client of mine and a friend of your husband.
what do you mean, no, mrs de moraes?	My brother hung himself.
no!	What do you mean, No, Mrs De Moraes?
tell me, did he kill his little victims too?	No!
how... when did you...	It must be tough being married to Adonis to end up sleeping alone every night. Sleep must be hard coming. Whats harder? The thought of the fine litter you two could have bred if? Or imagining what he does with his children?
i take it you learnt to live with yours then. take it all the mind-dulling pills in your medicine cabinet are surplus to your well-being...	How... When did you...
huh! dont you recall convincing me he had?  you should learn to live with your mistakes, mr lombard. there is some merit in it.	I take it you learnt to live with yours then. Take it all the mind-dulling pills in your medicine cabinet are surplus to your well-being...
you knew he had nothing to do with your brothers disappearance, didnt you?	Huh! Dont you recall convincing me he had?  You should learn to live with your mistakes, Mr Lombard. There is some merit in it.
whatever the reason, im sorry i did. goodbye, mr lombard. i believe you know your way out.	You knew he had nothing to do with your brothers disappearance, didnt you?
you do have a vivid imagination, mr lombard. i only wish youd use it fruitfully instead of in being obnoxious. i fail to understand your purpose in this. still, say what youre owed if you still wish to be paid or get out, all right?	I guess the news youd sent me after Friedman didnt go down too well, eh?
when did you learn about his taste for kids, huh? on your honeymoon? or was it later, when bitterness set in and you turned against your beloved but weak little brother? how did you find out? did he confess? try to convert you perhaps? or was it womans intuition? or just the way he fucked you?	You do have a vivid imagination, Mr Lombard. I only wish youd use it fruitfully instead of in being obnoxious. I fail to understand your purpose in this. Still, say what youre owed if you still wish to be paid or get out, all right?
have you finished?	When did you learn about his taste for kids, huh? On your honeymoon? Or was it later, when bitterness set in and you turned against your beloved but weak little brother? How did you find out? Did he confess? Try to convert you perhaps? Or was it womans intuition? Or just the way he fucked you?
you know hed have had him killed, dont you? does a conscience still burn somewhere inside your sore mind, deborah? or is it just cold expediency? could the boy perhaps come in useful when and if the day ever comes for you to face up to the man you married?	Have you finished?
why... i dont know what youre talking about.	You know hed have had him killed, dont you? Does a conscience still burn somewhere inside your sore mind, Deborah? Or is it just cold expediency? Could the boy perhaps come in useful when and if the day ever comes for you to face up to the man you married?
ive had a long and unpleasant day. im tired and im angry. but mad? not yet.  i paid leons boy a visit this morning. found him alive and well. why havent you told your husband where he is since reading my note, eh?	Why... I dont know what youre talking about.
youre mad...	Ive had a long and unpleasant day. Im tired and Im angry. But mad? Not yet.  I paid Leons boy a visit this morning. Found him alive and well. Why havent you told your husband where he is since reading my note, eh?
how did you break into my office, deborah? ladies of your standing dont learn to pick locks between shopping trips.  come on, deborah! acting dumb doesnt suit you! who knew id found dirt on your brother, huh? who knew it was in an envelope? taking me for dead, whod want to make sure it didnt fall into the wrong hands?	Youre mad...
you what, mrs de moraes? you what?	How did you break into my office, Deborah? Ladies of your standing dont learn to pick locks between shopping trips.  Come on, Deborah! Acting dumb doesnt suit you! Who knew Id found dirt on your brother, huh? Who knew it was in an envelope? Taking me for dead, whod want to make sure it didnt fall into the wrong hands?
you... you are out of order, mr lombard. i...	You what, Mrs De Moraes? YOU WHAT?
or is it the other way round? the children are needed because you cant satisfy him?	You... You are out of order, Mr Lombard. I...
whats in the bag? underwear? to seduce your husband? or is it for your own recreation?  tell me, how come such a handsome couple sleep in seperate bedrooms? is it because he does it with little children?	Or is it the other way round? The children are needed because you cant satisfy him?
sorry?	Whats in the bag? Underwear? To seduce your husband? Or is it for your own recreation?  Tell me, how come such a handsome couple sleep in seperate bedrooms? Is it because he does it with little children?
black suits you.	Sorry?
i... if you dont mind, i do not think he matters now. it... things turned out to be as we thought; leon was weak. theres no point in delving into his sad life anymore. now, will you please tell me how much we owe you?	Black suits you.
arent you curious to know about friedman?	I... If you dont mind, I do not think he matters now. It... Things turned out to be as we thought; Leon was weak. Theres no point in delving into his sad life anymore. Now, will you please tell me how much we owe you?
i... well, were burying leon tomorrow and... look, i wish i had more time, but its late and with the funeral...	Arent you curious to know about Friedman?
youre repeating yourself, mrs de moraes.	I... Well, were burying Leon tomorrow and... Look, I wish I had more time, but its late and with the funeral...
im really sorry you were not called...	Youre repeating yourself, Mrs De Moraes.
when did you get back?	Why dont you ask when I left the Mondrian?
how are you, mrs de moraes?	When did you get back?
mr lombard...	How are you, Mrs De Moraes?
mr lombard. mrs de moraes...	Uh... Wait a moment, Mrs De Moraes...
paul lamont...?	Yeah. Goodnight, Mrs De Moraes.
not yet. the place i hoped to find him turns out to be little more than a contact address. ill give it 24 hours. he just might show up.  if you need to reach me ask for mr lamont. paul lamont, all right?	Paul Lamont...?
yes... you woke me up... its the middle of the night here. have you found mr friedman?	Not yet. The place I hoped to find him turns out to be little more than a contact address. Ill give it 24 hours. He just might show up.  If you need to reach me ask for Mr Lamont. Paul Lamont, all right?
are you all right?	Yes... You woke me up... Its the middle of the night here. Have you found Mr Friedman?
...7548. have you... have you found him yet?	Are you all right?
the mondrian, room 504. the number is 266 7548, plus the l.a. code...	...7548. Have you... Have you found him yet?
just a moment...  go ahead.	The Mondrian, room 504. The number is 266 7548, plus the L.A. code...
have you got a pen?	Just a moment...  Go ahead.
mr lombard?	Have you got a pen?
you drive a hard bargain, mr lombard.	You do want me to keep the job, dont you, Mrs De Moraes?
minimizes the risks. children can be moved across borders using reliable businesses. these can also be used to move women and drugs... anything that makes money really.	W-why are you telling me all this, Mr Lombard?
the hotels are useful capital investments. the kids liquid assets. my guess is they own hotels across the globe, and travel agencies specialising in flights from the third world to boot.	Minimizes the risks. Children can be moved across borders using reliable businesses. These can also be used to move women and drugs... Anything that makes money really.
huh! really? hotels?	The hotels are useful capital investments. The kids liquid assets. My guess is they own hotels across the globe, and travel agencies specialising in flights from the third world to boot.
you watched the tape?  friedman and his people dont just provide little kids and videotapes, mrs de moraes. theyre in the import-export business. they run hotels here in london which they probably use as ware- houses and ports of call for their merchandise.	Huh! Really? Hotels?
are we understood?	You watched the tape?  Friedman and his people dont just provide little kids and videotapes, Mrs De Moraes. Theyre in the import-export business. They run hotels here in London which they probably use as ware- houses and ports of call for their merchandise.
im impressed. that information could have cost me 20,000.	Well, I found a little more than that. Let me put it this way:...  Last night I thought your brother might be dead, tonight Im convinced he is. That said, I have no evidence and I advise you to let the police deal with it.
the man who sold the boy to your brother.	Im impressed. That information could have cost me 20,000.
who is friedman?	The man who sold the boy to your brother.
you could say that. and friedman left this morning for los angeles.	Who is Friedman?
you lost my money?	You could say that. And Friedman left this morning for Los Angeles.
thank you for coming. come in and close the door, will you?	Last night you upset my sleep. Tonight my social life. We have two minutes. My dinner guests are waiting.
i still dont buy your story but i figured it cant do any harm to let you go on with your enquiry. besides, if you do turn out to be nothing but a cheap little extortioner, we could always get the right people onto you. i trust you know who i am talking about.	You drive a hard bargain.
huh! who do you think we are, mr lombard?	Couldnt Nazi hunters do the job?
why me, mrs de moraes? why should such well-connected people as you hire a small- time french detective to look for their missing son, mrs de moraes?	Huh! Who do you think we are, Mr Lombard?
the family hired you and i have just fired you, mr lombard.	Why me, Mrs De Moraes? Why should such well-connected people as you hire a small- time French detective to look for their missing son, Mrs De Moraes?
i was hired by your parents, mrs de moraes.	The family hired you and I have just fired you, Mr Lombard.
laurence!	I was hired by your parents, Mrs De Moraes.
no. youre fired! get out of my house. and take your sick tape with you...	Laurence!
perhaps i should come back when youre...	No. Youre fired! Get out of my house. And take your sick tape with you...
get out of my house. youre fired, mr lombard.	Perhaps I should come back when youre...
excuse me?	Get out of my house. Youre fired, Mr Lombard.
no. the question now is how long its going to take you to get out of here, mr lombard.	Excuse me?
the question now is whether or not your brother still owns anything, mrs de moraes.	No. The question now is how long its going to take you to get out of here, Mr Lombard.
how dare you...  you dont know this tape belongs to my brother, do you, mr lombard?	The question now is whether or not your brother still owns anything, Mrs De Moraes.
oh no. youll have to do better than that, mr lombard.	Look, Mrs De Moraes, however much of a let down it might be, your brothers not back to his old weekend tricks! Impressionable as he is, he probably grew tired of healthy girls in grisly poses, tried moving on to bigger things, came upon more than hed bargained for and somehow fancied he could take on the real world. Which he no doubt chanced upon on his way to that thing now sitting on your table... Have a look at it, Mrs De Moraes. I told you I had bad news...
i cant tell you that yet. but hes being well looked after.	Oh no. Youll have to do better than that, Mr Lombard.
where is it?  he. the boy you said my brother bought! where is he?	I cant tell you that yet. But hes being well looked after.
i will of course do my best to hang onto it.	Where is it?  He. The boy you said my brother bought! Where is he?
i need the money to smooth my way, you understand? now, have you got that sort of cash here or do we need to meet in the morning?	I will of course do my best to hang onto it.
excuse me?	I need the money to smooth my way, you understand? Now, have you got that sort of cash here or do we need to meet in the morning?
your brother got mixed up with child procurers  and tried to make this world a better place, mrs de moraes. and having rescued one little life he unwisely set out to repeat the exercise.  you dont mess around with child procurers. right now my guess is hes either on the run, held captive, or dead.  i understand your misgivings, mrs de moraes. but ive seen the boy and made telephone contact with the man leon bought him from. if anyone knows what happened to your brother it will be that man. which leads me to why im here at such a late hour. i need 20,000, in cash, by 11 this morning.	Excuse me?
what... what are you talking about?	Your brother got mixed up with child procurers  and tried to make this world a better place, Mrs De Moraes. And having rescued one little life he unwisely set out to repeat the exercise.  You dont mess around with child procurers. Right now my guess is hes either on the run, held captive, or dead.  I understand your misgivings, Mrs De Moraes. But Ive seen the boy and made telephone contact with the man Leon bought him from. If anyone knows what happened to your brother it will be that man. Which leads me to why Im here at such a late hour. I need 20,000, in cash, by 11 this morning.
you seem surprised. could it be you dont think that badly of him after all?  you neednt worry. it seems his motives were pure. from what i can make out he bought the boy to rescue him from further abuse.	What... What are you talking about?
theres more. your brother also purchased a young boy for 15,000.	You seem surprised. Could it be you dont think that badly of him after all?  You neednt worry. It seems his motives were pure. From what I can make out he bought the boy to rescue him from further abuse.
you... you found that at leons?	Theres more. Your brother also purchased a young boy for 15,000.
its a snuff movie. prime paedophile material. im told it retails at around 4,000.  i see you dont require a definition.	You... You found that at Leons?
disney! how inter...	Its a snuff movie. Prime paedophile material. Im told it retails at around 4,000.  I see you dont require a definition.
i found this at your brothers.	Disney! How inter...
anything is possible.	I found this at your brothers.
can it be that you want your brother found?	Anything is possible.
can it be that easy?	Can it be that you want your brother found?
now you are confusing me, mrs de moraes.	Can it be that easy?
oh-oh! touch, mr lombard! but tell me, what would you know about sisterly love, eh?  no. dont. you might get confused speaking of things you dont understand and we need you clear- headed, at least until youve done what we are paying you for.	Now you are confusing me, Mrs De Moraes.
i dont know. he seems to delight in so much sisterly love, he might become determined.	Oh-oh! Touch, Mr Lombard! But tell me, what would you know about sisterly love, eh?  No. Dont. You might get confused speaking of things you dont understand and we need you clear- headed, at least until youve done what we are paying you for.
for your information, mr lombard, trouble is possibly the one thing leon is capable of getting into all by himself. though i doubt he will not ultimately fail even at that.	I dont know. He seems to delight in so much sisterly love, he might become determined.
im afraid i have bad news, mr de moraes. i have reason to believe your brothers in trouble.	For your information, Mr Lombard, trouble is possibly the one thing Leon is capable of getting into all by himself. Though I doubt he will not ultimately fail even at that.
i wont comment on the time but youll understand if i dont tell you to sit down. now, spare me the apology and get to the point, will you, mr lombard.	Im afraid I have bad news, Mr De Moraes. I have reason to believe your brothers in trouble.
perhaps it wasnt so brave of him. had i been here i just might have given him his money, mr lombard. one can reap rewards from the strangest of conduct, as someone in your line of work ought to know.	Was it cash, Mr De Moraes?  The 1,000. You gave it to him in cash?
is that why your brother braved coming here to ask you for a loan?	Perhaps it wasnt so brave of him. Had I been here I just might have given him his money, Mr Lombard. One can reap rewards from the strangest of conduct, as someone in your line of work ought to know.
i have too much money to work, mr lombard.	Is that why your brother braved coming here to ask you for a loan?
what about you, mrs de moraes?	I have too much money to work, Mr Lombard.
and that is the last time any...	Well, Leon does not need money for prints, Mr Lombard. Does his own printing. Wouldnt want anyone to interfere with his Art!  Which, as he subsequently vanished, raises the question: what was the money for? Perish the thought.
three weeks ago. to borrow money. i wasnt here but he got to my husband, sold him some fancy story about an exhibition of his work and needing money to get new prints made. carlos handed over 1,000 to get rid of him.	And that is the last time any...
appearances can be deceptive, mrs de moraes.	That depends what youre looking at.
now you know why youre here, mr lombard.  it might be difficult for someone like you to discern, but we are people of a certain standing.	Appearances can be deceptive, Mrs De Moraes.
penrhyndeudraeth, north wales.	Can you tell me how you spell...
a call box? thats odd. where exactly?	Penrhyndeudraeth, North Wales.
theres nothing wrong with the line, sir. are you sure you have the right number? 770 471 is the number of a call box.	A call box? Thats odd. Where exactly?
01766 770 471. let me check it for you, sir.	Theres nothing wrong with the line, sir. Are you sure you have the right number? 770 471 is the number of a call box.
yes. im trying to reach a friend but i cant get through. the number is 01766 770 471.	01766 770 471. Let me check it for you, sir.
directory enquiries. can i help you?	Yes. Im trying to reach a friend but I cant get through. The number is 01766 770 471.
the word for those things is croissants.	Not in America, sir. You must be from Europe.  So, black coffee and a couple of crescents.
im sorry, sir. could you try that again?	Croissants. Like that...
croissants.	Im sorry, sir. Could you try that again?
crow what?	Croissants.
a coffee and a couple of croissants.	Crow what?
good morning, sir. how can i help you?	A coffee and a couple of croissants.
nothing sticks to slime, emily.  this should cover what you lent me.	Huh! And they say charitys only rewarded in Heaven... Hallelujah...  Christ...
you cannot walk away from this. you cannot.	I can... The question is, can you lie to your ex- husband?
theyd never let me go. and youd end up in more trouble than you know for helping me.	You cannot walk away from this. You cannot.
what about your friendly cop?	My ex-husband. My work drove him away. Made his life a misery. He thinks Im obsessed, punishing myself for what happened to our son.  But hes a good guy. Hell listen to you. He wont turn you in if I ask him not to. I can pretty much guarantee that. Okay?
...im emily stewart. the hysterical female who sees evil everywhere since the day her thirteen year-old boy disappeared. the pain in the ass who cries wolf at the drop of a hat. however i go about this thats who i am. do you get what im fucking saying, mr lombard?	What about your friendly cop?
damn it! you cant fucking walk away from this!	Its up to you whether they walk or not.
then find another way.	Look! Either you talk or the creeps are gonna walk. For gods sake. What am I supposed to say? I got this from a French guy from England who broke in there to have a chat with an Austrian child trafficker? Is that it?
a seminar in a baby breeding farm! bodies in acid! you think ill get anywhere with that? jesus! with luck i might raise a laugh. they might even send a patrol car to check the place out. whatever, itll be too late.	Then find another way.
im finished here and im tired, emily. you shouldnt be here. now dont make it worse.	A seminar in a baby breeding farm! Bodies in acid! You think Ill get anywhere with that? Jesus! With luck I might raise a laugh. They might even send a patrol car to check the place out. Whatever, itll be too late.
that-that wont do. thats not the way it goes. you saw it, you tell it, thats the way...	Im finished here and Im tired, Emily. You shouldnt be here. Now dont make it worse.
call from the motel and tell him if he moves fast enough there might be something left of a body dissolving in acid.  can i have the keys to your house?	That-that wont do. Thats not the way it goes. You saw it, you tell it, thats the way...
do you know a friendly cop?	Call from the motel and tell him if he moves fast enough there might be something left of a body dissolving in acid.  Can I have the keys to your house?
were both thinking the same thing, right?	Do you know a friendly cop?
no one saw me but the italian and a dog. i blew up their generator. they thought it was an accident but by now they must have realised one of their party is missing. it might make them feel insecure enough to decide to pack up...	Were both thinking the same thing, right?
who knows. who cares...  you wanted slime. you got slime.	No one saw me but the Italian and a dog. I blew up their generator. They thought it was an accident but by now they must have realised one of their party is missing. It might make them feel insecure enough to decide to pack up...
italian? the mafia...?	Who knows. Who cares...  You wanted slime. You got slime.
some italian i picked up back there. hes in the boot of the mustang.	Italian? The Mafia...?
so who... whos the man? where is he?	Some Italian I picked up back there. Hes in the boot of the Mustang.
friedmans dead... they killed him...	So who... Whos the man? Where is he?
what...  some kind of organ factory... pregnant girls doped up. babies. theres a lot of people back there. theyre holding a seminar. traffickings the past, breeding the future...	Friedmans dead... They killed him...
what...?	What...  Some kind of organ factory... Pregnant girls doped up. Babies. Theres a lot of people back there. Theyre holding a seminar. Traffickings the past, breeding the future...
look, you dont tell me about some godforsaken place where stuff so bad even i couldnt imagine it goes down and expect me to go quietly to sleep! what happened? whos the guy? the austrian?	Whos the guy? Whos the guy! Nom de Dieu!  Had the guy got a closer look at you or your number plate Id have had to kill him.
have you found your man? is that where he is?	I think so. And if it comes to it, tell the cops anything you think will make them move. Whatever you came up with couldnt come close to how bad it is. Bye now.
route 395. past edwards air force base and about half a mile before a place called the red mountain motel. theres a dirt track with a closed to the public sign. it leads to some kind of ranch in the middle of nowhere. if you havent heard from me by morning send the cavalry, okay? but not before, you hear?	Have you found your man? Is that where he is?
oh. what... yeah. okay.	Route 395. Past Edwards Air Force base and about half a mile before a place called the Red Mountain Motel. Theres a dirt track with a Closed to the public sign. It leads to some kind of ranch in the middle of nowhere. If you havent heard from me by morning send the cavalry, okay? But not before, you hear?
get a pen and dont ask any questions.	Oh. What... Yeah. Okay.
what am i to do with the packages if...	Burn the passport and keep the money. Think of it as a donation to the cause...
yeah. goodnight, emily.	Dont fall asleep with your hair wet.
right... well, ill get your money first thing in the morning, okay?  okay. goodnight then.	Yeah. Goodnight, Emily.
thank you. but i think ill go to bed. its been a long day.	Right... Well, Ill get your money first thing in the morning, okay?  Okay. Goodnight then.
a little too tight, eh?  ...they were my sons. only thirteen and already six feet tall. a real lanky boy...  i... theres some cold chicken salad in the fridge if youre hungry.	Thank you. But I think Ill go to bed. Its been a long day.
huh... i have no... ... hard evidence...	Come on, Mr Lombard. You tailed your man all the way here from Europe. You told me you knew where to find him, remember? Or didnt I hear you right?
did you not enter this country illegally?	Huh... I have no... ... hard evidence...
a criminal?	Did you not enter this country illegally?
its give and take time, mr lombard. you need help, we need information. you didnt really expect me to put my ass on the line helping a criminal just for the thrill of it, did you?	A criminal?
how come youre alive? child traffickers usually achieve what they set out to do.  what am i really looking at here, huh?  are you really not just a lousy private eye? am i really looking at some kind of cunning dispenser of justice in disguise?	Did you call me up here to enjoy yourself, Emily, or to let me use your phone? Because we seem to have a slight problem...
thank you for the guided tour, but would you mind telling me what were doing here?	How come youre alive? Child traffickers usually achieve what they set out to do.  What am I really looking at here, huh?  Are you really not just a lousy private eye? Am I really looking at some kind of cunning dispenser of justice in disguise?
like youll find a way to stop your austrian killing you a second time round?	Thank you for the guided tour, but would you mind telling me what were doing here?
im sure ill find a way.	Like youll find a way to stop your Austrian killing you a second time round?
no answer. you have no passport and your embassys out. how do you plan to leave the u.s., mr lombard?	Im sure Ill find a way.
hah... what about nathalie?	No answer. You have no passport and your Embassys out. How do you plan to leave the U.S., Mr Lombard?
a recent acquisition. weve had four break- ins this year alone; files stolen, computers wrecked, faeces smeared on walls. the good guys dismiss us as alarmist do-gooders; the bad guys will risk prison to intimidate and rob us. an easy living indeed, mr lombard.  i got through to moreau and jane. i left your landlord out of it. your flats been broken into. jane wants you to call her back.	Hah... What about Nathalie?
i wouldnt mind. thank you.	A recent acquisition. Weve had four break- ins this year alone; files stolen, computers wrecked, faeces smeared on walls. The good guys dismiss us as alarmist do-gooders; the bad guys will risk prison to intimidate and rob us. An easy living indeed, Mr Lombard.  I got through to Moreau and Jane. I left your landlord out of it. Your flats been broken into. Jane wants you to call her back.
thereve been 7 international treaties since 1904 aimed at preventing child slavery. but still no worldwide body dedicated to investigating the maltreatment of children used in sexual exploitation. officially, its just not called for. sit down. can i offer you some coffee?	I wouldnt mind. Thank you.
i know where to look.	I might come back, I might not. But if I do, it wont be for a couple of hours.
you know where to look for your austrian, right?	I know where to look.
there are over 4 million people in this city - why me?	I thought youd never ask... As I was having my coffee and crescents at the Mondrian the other morning I spotted your photograph in the Los Angeles Times... Theres a tough lady, I thought. Just the kind who might help me...
lombard...  it will take a few days for the things i need to get here. meanwhile id sooner not draw police attention walking the streets like a hungry dog...	There are over 4 million people in this city - why me?
have you never heard of collect calls, mr...	Lombard...  It will take a few days for the things I need to get here. Meanwhile Id sooner not draw police attention walking the streets like a hungry dog...
you dont know why hes come to los angeles?  the man you say he killed? who was he? a colleague of his?	No. A poor little rich boy who thought hed save a few kids from their retailer. He disappeared on his second shopping expedition.
yeah.	You dont know why hes come to Los Angeles?  The man you say he killed? Who was he? A colleague of his?
by your austrian?	Yeah.
the mondrian, room 504. i was checked out in my absence.	By your Austrian?
where were you staying before the attempt on your life and why cant you go back there?	The Mondrian, room 504. I was checked out in my absence.
french people need a visa to enter this country. that takes time and i didnt have any. i used a british passport. my names not lamont but lombard. xavier lombard.	Where were you staying before the attempt on your life and why cant you go back there?
okay. the woman just cant walk away...  i want straight answers. no hesitation or i walk for sure. why cant you go to your embassy?	French people need a visa to enter this country. That takes time and I didnt have any. I used a British passport. My names not Lamont but Lombard. Xavier Lombard.
well, id sooner mug an old lady...	You...  Jesus Christ!
i cant believe this...  whats coming now, eh? if i dont pay all hells gonna break loose, is that it?	Well, Id sooner mug an old lady...
a small loan would be welcome. more urgently, i need access to a telephone and an address where things can be sent to me.	I cant believe this...  Whats coming now, eh? If I dont pay all Hells gonna break loose, is that it?
is this some kind of sick stunt? let me guess.  you want money, right?	A small loan would be welcome. More urgently, I need access to a telephone and an address where things can be sent to me.
youre sure you wont sit down, miss stewart?	Im fine standing, thank you.
i dont smoke. if you could get to the point...	Youre sure you wont sit down, Miss Stewart?
you wouldnt have a cigarette, would you?	I dont smoke. If you could get to the point...
youre a long way from home...	You wouldnt have a cigarette, would you?
europe...  france. im french but i live in london...  ... england.	Youre a long way from home...
may i ask where youre from, mr lamont?	Europe...  France. Im French but I live in London...  ... England.
shit! fuck! whats fucking wrong with people!  im going to bed. and sweet dreams to you to!	Shell be alright. Shes tough...
emily...	No. Youre looking at a real Musketeer here, Whitney. Brave and rash. Had to dash in there.  Take a prisoner... Might as well have sent them a notice to quit...  Come on, Musketeer! Got anything to say?
look at him, whitney. come all the way from england to clean up california. huh!	Emily...
weve still got the italian...	Thats right. Wheres the fucking Italian, eh, Mr French hero?
if you have hard evidence about a child trafficker, we want it, mr lombard. and we want it before you get yourself killed...	Most of our information comes out of the mouths of babes, Mr Lombard - confused and frightened victims. Its all too easily discredited, you understand. Now, you might be just what weve been waiting for. Your information could be enough to make em sit up and listen.
hi...	If you have hard evidence about a child trafficker, we want it, Mr Lombard. And we want it before you get yourself killed...
and losing you, wed lose him. and that would be a shame, dont you agree?	Hi...
whitney armstrong, my deputy. what whitneys trying to say is that you might not live to tell the tale next time you meet your austrian...	And losing you, wed lose him. And that would be a shame, dont you agree?
... fine. ill go for the safe place.	Have the money ready by 11am. Well call you.
fifteen for a straight delivery. twenty with the provision of a safe place. visitors tend to find the second option more convenient.	... Fine. Ill go for the safe place.
i see. how much?	Fifteen for a straight delivery. Twenty with the provision of a safe place. Visitors tend to find the second option more convenient.
im afraid the only pups currently available at such notice are brown and trained. but they are all very cheerful and have been thoroughly checked for diseases...	I see. How much?
tomorrow?	Im afraid the only pups currently available at such notice are brown and trained. But they are all very cheerful and have been thoroughly checked for diseases...
how much of a hurry are you in?	Tomorrow?
what about an untrained pup, white...	How much of a hurry are you in?
so, what are you looking for?	What about an untrained pup, white...
yes... good, good...	So, what are you looking for?
we also provide 24-hour after-sale service. were the puppy to fall sick or accidently die, we would unburden you, you understand?	Yes... Good, good...
yeah.	We also provide 24-hour after-sale service. Were the puppy to fall sick or accidently die, we would unburden you, you understand?
pups. bitches. from three to twelve months.  trained and untrained ones. white and brown ones. you understand?	Yeah.
what sort have you got?	Pups. Bitches. From three to twelve months.  Trained and untrained ones. White and brown ones. You understand?
what sort of puppy are you looking for?	What sort have you got?
this is a bad line.	What sort of puppy are you looking for?
why?	This is a bad line.
may i have your phone number?	Why?
i saw the ad at georges.  im passing through town and im in a hurry.	May I have your phone number?
have we done business before?	I saw the ad at Georges.  Im passing through town and Im in a hurry.
im calling about the puppies.	Have we done business before?
where is it?	Downstairs... At the front... Jesus...
b-black...	Where is it?
what colour is your car?  what colour is your car?	B-Black...
f-five. the wilsons and their three kids. they run the place. look, man, ive got to get to...	What colour is your car?  What colour is your car?
what about the staff?  theyre in on whats going on, arent they?  how many of them?	F-five. The Wilsons and their three kids. They run the place. Look, man, Ive got to get to...
another hotel. down the road. martin lives there. he took your money. hes got a safe...  i need a doctor...	What about the staff?  Theyre in on whats going on, arent they?  How many of them?
whats the ambassador?	Another hotel. Down the road. Martin lives there. He took your money. Hes got a safe...  I need a doctor...
just me...  martins gone back to the ambassador. look...	Whats the Ambassador?
how many of you scumbags are here?	Just me...  Martins gone back to the Ambassador. Look...
i dont know. i dont know, man. i dont even know friedman that well... i...  man, youve got to get me out of here...	How many of you scumbags are here?
what company?	I dont know. I dont know, man. I dont even know Friedman that well... I...  Man, youve got to get me out of here...
the company. we all work for the company.	What company?
and who does friedman work for?	The company. We all work for the company.
i dont know...  this is just a delivery place, man! i swear i dont know where the kids are... i work for martin, thats all. martin knows. he works for friedman. he knows...	And who does Friedman work for?
there were six on offer, you scumbag. where are the other five?	I dont know...  This is just a delivery place, man! I swear I dont know where the kids are... I work for Martin, thats all. Martin knows. He works for Friedman. He knows...
what kids?	There were six on offer, you scumbag. Where are the other five?
where are the kids?	What kids?
finsbury park. were in finsbury park.	Where are the kids?
where are we?	Finsbury Park. Were in Finsbury Park.
what?	Where are we?
where?	What?
yeah... the diplomat.	Where?
whats this place? a hotel of some kind?	Yeah... The Diplomat.
no... no...  i swear...	Whats this place? A hotel of some kind?
ever seen him before?	No... No...  I swear...
who?  martin... hes martin...	Ever seen him before?
whos the money man?	Who?  Martin... Hes Martin...
yeah... this morning. he left this fucking bloody morning... jesus, man, my knees...	Whos the money man?
...on holiday?	Yeah... This morning. He left this fucking bloody morning... Jesus, man, my knees...
i dont know. hes gone!  hes gone. i dont fucking know where, i swear... hes gone. on holiday...	...On holiday?
where is he?	I dont know. Hes gone!  Hes gone. I dont fucking know where, I swear... Hes gone. On holiday...
yes. friedmans the fuckin austrian!	Where is he?
where is the austrian? is friedman the austrian?	Yes. Friedmans the fuckin Austrian!
who are you?	Where is the Austrian? Is Friedman the Austrian?
jee... fuck... youre fucking mad!	Who are you?
youre not playing with little boys now, scumbag. where is the austrian?	Jee... Fuck... Youre fucking mad!
you... fuck you!	Youre not playing with little boys now, scumbag. Where is the Austrian?
where is the austrian?	You... Fuck you!
on the bed!	What...?
you sure you passed on my message?	I certainly did, sir...
next time he calls tell mr gluck he better be there to take his calls at 9 tonight or at 9 in the morning if he cares about his puppies. got that?	Got it. Puppies.
absolutely, sir. as a matter of fact he called this morning, sir.	Next time he calls tell Mr Gluck he better be there to take his calls at 9 tonight or at 9 in the morning if he cares about his puppies. Got that?
does mr gluck call for his messages?	Absolutely, sir. As a matter of fact he called this morning, sir.
the hyatt. good afternoon. may i help you?	Can I have the reception desk, please.
ill call again.	The Hyatt. Good afternoon. May I help you?
im sorry but mr gluck is not answering, sir.  would you like to leave a message?	Ill call again.
yes. how did...	Thank you, Jane.
carlos de moraes?	Yes. How did...
really? and how are you, eh?  someone called pierre dreyer said that a month ago he had dinner with a brazilian friend of...	Carlos De Moraes?
hello, jane. its me.	Really? And how are you, eh?  Someone called Pierre Dreyer said that a month ago he had dinner with a Brazilian friend of...
id appreciate it if you could do this for me. if you cant, dont worry about it. ill call in about an hour anyway. sorry but im in a hurry.	What are you up to, eh, Savieer? I mean, not this but... Money, passports, a gun in a microwave? Who are you, eh? Who are you?
your secretary, huh!	Id appreciate it if you could do this for me. If you cant, dont worry about it. Ill call in about an hour anyway. Sorry but Im in a hurry.
just ask if they can recall recommending my services to anyone in the recent past. say youre my secretary, all right?	Your secretary, huh!
thanks for cleaning my flat and sending my money, all right?... come on, i need you. its important.	Just ask if they can recall recommending my services to anyone in the recent past. Say youre my secretary, all right?
piss off!	Thanks for cleaning my flat and sending my money, all right?... Come on, I need you. Its important.
its not.	Well, Im sorry. I...  This is my nephew... And my brother, Tim. Ive got the week off and hes come to stay.
no... i told you on the phone. whoever broke in messed-up all your papers. i put everything back where i thought it ought to be.  maybe its there with...	Its not.
jane, there was an envelope in my desk. the one id given you and then got back, remember? i cant find it. do you know where it is?	No... I told you on the phone. Whoever broke in messed-up all your papers. I put everything back where I thought it ought to be.  Maybe its there with...
hello there. hows the flat. i cleaned...	Jane, there was an envelope in my desk. The one Id given you and then got back, remember? I cant find it. Do you know where it is?
oui, bonjour, jean... oui, trs bien, merci. dites-moi, pourriez-vous me dire si vous avez recommandmes services quelquun rcemment... vous tes certain... non, non...  je vous remercie...	Hello there. Hows the flat. I cleaned...
i came to feed your fish. i didnt know...	Oui, bonjour, Jean... Oui, trs bien, merci. Dites-moi, pourriez-vous me dire si vous avez recommandmes services quelquun rcemment... Vous tes certain... Non, non...  Je vous remercie...
shes pretty... see you, huh?	Bye bye, Jane. And dont be naughty.
ive got work tonight, jane.	Oh yeah! Better be good and hurry away then! Who knows? We might be being watched! Maybe one of your stupid French companies has got a detective prying into your life - after all, thats what they do to their employees, isnt it? Huh! Hope you enjoy ruining peoples lives. Thanks for the lift!
well, i hope youre not too heartbroken and...	Oh no. Im all right. He was a jerk, really. Another boy, you know? All I meet is boys. When I think of all the fuss about older men fancying young girls. I mean, is it true?
oh... we split up.	Well, I hope youre not too heartbroken and...
its friday night, jane. what happened to your latest boyfriend?	Oh... We split up.
so you havent seen the film, then?	Its Friday night, Jane. What happened to your latest boyfriend?
that are called rommel or something, i guess not that many.	So you havent seen the film, then?
i dont know. how many famous french film directors can there be?	That are called Rommel or something, I guess not that many.
should i?	I dont know. How many famous French film directors can there be?
la collectionoose. its about a young girl in the south of france who seduces a different man every night and then meets one who resists her. its on tv tonight and as im in i thought we could perhaps look at your accounts and... the review says its about the conflict between intellect and instinct. and witty. the directors supposed to be famous. rommel or something. french. you must know him?	Should I?
la what?	La collectionoose. Its about a young girl in the south of France who seduces a different man every night and then meets one who resists her. Its on TV tonight and as Im in I thought we could perhaps look at your accounts and... The review says its about the conflict between intellect and instinct. And witty. The directors supposed to be famous. Rommel or something. French. You must know him?
have you heard of a french film called la collectionoose?	La what?
yes. but my boss reckons youd still be better off as a limited company. for expenses and all that, you know? itd cost you about 100 but he said itd be worth it.  of course, youd need a partner to register. but thats a formality. i mean, i could be your partner. i mean, just as a name, right?	Have you heard of a French film called La Collectionoose?
good.	Yes. But my boss reckons youd still be better off as a limited company. For expenses and all that, you know? Itd cost you about 100 but he said itd be worth it.  Of course, youd need a partner to register. But thats a formality. I mean, I could be your partner. I mean, just as a name, right?
must be your lucky day then. ive got your accounts - you dont owe much tax for last year.	Good.
no.	Must be your lucky day then. Ive got your accounts - you dont owe much tax for last year.
fine. how was the match? did you loose?	No.
how are you, jane?	Fine. How was the match? Did you loose?
hello again, neighbour. i didnt intrude, did i?	How are you, Jane?
look at it this way. he might achieve everything your son never did.	Jah...
10,000 a year to the girl for as long as she looks after the boy?	Plus a trust fund to provide for the boys education.
my husband and i will be leaving tomorrow for a short stay in israel. deborah will be here if you need anything before our return.	Fine. One more thing, Mrs and Mr Spitz; may I ask what is or was your occupation?
ha... no, mr lombard. his monthly allowance is all he is to expect from us. he knows it and we feel the amount is more than adequate.	My husband and I will be leaving tomorrow for a short stay in Israel. Deborah will be here if you need anything before our return.
why do you think your son chose not to come to you for funds for his photography, mrs spitz?	Ha... No, Mr Lombard. His monthly allowance is all he is to expect from us. He knows it and we feel the amount is more than adequate.
we are aware of your rates, mr lombard. we will pay you double your rates plus expenses. in return, need i say it again, we expect discretion and undivided attention.	Why do you think your son chose not to come to you for funds for his photography, Mrs Spitz?
my rates...	We are aware of your rates, Mr Lombard. We will pay you double your rates plus expenses. In return, need I say it again, we expect discretion and undivided attention.
the 1,000 is on account.	My rates...
im sure... as far as you know, when and where was your son last seen?	When... Im told he came here...
the proprietor of his workplace is the only friend of his we know about.  his address is in this envelope with leonards address, keys and other things you might need.	Im sure... As far as you know, when and where was your son last seen?
any friends?	The proprietor of his workplace is the only friend of his we know about.  His address is in this envelope with Leonards address, keys and other things you might need.
no. and before you ask, no, hes not gay! he has had girlfriends, but nothing serious...	Any friends?
i take it your son is not married, mrs spitz?	No. And before you ask, no, hes not gay! He has had girlfriends, but nothing serious...
he could indeed, mr lombard. but had he done so i think he would have let us know about it.	Then why arent you asking the police to look for your son, Mrs Spitz?
so he could have decided to go on a trip...	He could indeed, Mr Lombard. But had he done so I think he would have let us know about it.
leonard does not hold a driving licence. as for his passport, i do not know where he keeps it.	So he could have decided to go on a trip...
did you look for his passport, driving licence?	Leonard does not hold a driving licence. As for his passport, I do not know where he keeps it.
yesterday. it all looked normal.	Did you look for his passport, driving licence?
i presume you checked your sons apartment...	Yesterday. It all looked normal.
then you should not have sought an explanation.	I presume you checked your sons apartment...
i didnt mean to imply you did, mrs spitz.	Then you should not have sought an explanation.
i said earlier that my husband and i are supporting leonard in his photography, mr lombard. by this i mean that since his return from america i have been depositing for him a monthly allowance in an account we jointly hold. so as you see, i did not have to break the law to find out if he used the account.	I didnt mean to imply you did, Mrs Spitz.
check with your sons bank. banks dont usually give out information about their customers.	I said earlier that my husband and I are supporting Leonard in his photography, Mr Lombard. By this I mean that since his return from America I have been depositing for him a monthly allowance in an account we jointly hold. So as you see, I did not have to break the law to find out if he used the account.
do what, mr lombard?	Check with your sons bank. Banks dont usually give out information about their customers.
how did you do that, mrs spitz?	Do what, Mr Lombard?
you wouldnt be here if i knew, mr lombard. what i do know is that he has not been at work for three weeks. that enquiries to the police and london hospitals have borne no results. and that a check with his bank revealed he has not used his account for four weeks now.	How did you do that, Mrs Spitz?
what do you think has happened to your son, mrs spitz?	You wouldnt be here if I knew, Mr Lombard. What I do know is that he has not been at work for three weeks. That enquiries to the police and London hospitals have borne no results. And that a check with his bank revealed he has not used his account for four weeks now.
i take it your son is called leon?	Leonard. What my daughter is on about, Mr Lombard, is that Leonard is somewhat of a Bohemian. You might as well know that...
look mrs spitz... i dont know to whom im indebted for the recommendation but... im not in the business of making oaths of allegiance or giving myself character references. what i do is listen to what the people who care to call me have to say and judge whether or not i can be of help. i hope you can appreciate that, mrs spitz.	What I can appreciate is insolence, Mr Lombard!
good. now, as i trust you may have guessed, we are looking for someone to work for us. someone whose discretion can be relied upon. someone who while in our employ would give us full commitment. do you think you could be that person, mr lombard?	Look Mrs Spitz... I dont know to whom Im indebted for the recommendation but... Im not in the business of making oaths of allegiance or giving myself character references. What I do is listen to what the people who care to call me have to say and judge whether or not I can be of help. I hope you can appreciate that, Mrs Spitz.
okay. recommended...	Good. Now, as I trust you may have guessed, we are looking for someone to work for us. Someone whose discretion can be relied upon. Someone who while in our employ would give us full commitment. Do you think you could be that person, Mr Lombard?
you may not. and besides, it is irrelevant.	Okay. Recommended...
didnt you say i came recommended?  thats what i thought. may i know by whom?	You may not. And besides, it is irrelevant.
must i speak to you in french?	Didnt you say I came recommended?  Thats what I thought. May I know by whom?
recommended?	Must I speak to you in French?
whatever, you come recommended. we...	Recommended?
well, i would have to point out that we could have dealt with that question when you called this morning, mrs spitz. i wouldnt like to think id kept you waiting for nothing.	Whatever, you come recommended. We...
what if it is?	Well, I would have to point out that we could have dealt with that question when you called this morning, Mrs Spitz. I wouldnt like to think Id kept you waiting for nothing.
i hope its not too significant.	What if it is?
lombard, this is not a jewish name, is it?	I hope its not too significant.
may i ask if you are jewish, mr lombard?	Lombard, this is not a Jewish name, is it?
may i...?	May I ask if you are Jewish, Mr Lombard?
good afternoon, mrs...?	Spitz. We spoke on the telephone.  My husband...  My daughter, Deborah, whose house this is.  My son-in-law, Carlos...  The gentleman is a business partner of his.
the hyatt...? whats that?	Ho-hotel... Los Angeles... He...
hyatt... friedmans... at the hyatt...	The Hyatt...? Whats that?
trying to say something, martin?	Hyatt... Friedmans... at the Hyatt...
what is?	Dying without ever reaching the top...
i told you... the rabble, its me...  huh... its sad.	What is?
you seem very sure about that.	I told you... The rabble, its me...  Huh... Its sad.
youre making a mistake, tough guy. whoever he is, your guys not one of friedmans...	You seem very sure about that.
is this friedman, martin?  come on, scumbag. youve reached your sell- by date. tell me if this is friedman, where he is in los angeles and what name hes using?	Youre making a mistake, tough guy. Whoever he is, your guys not one of Friedmans...
who are you? who are you working for, huh?	Is this Friedman, Martin?  Come on, scumbag. Youve reached your sell- by date. Tell me if this is Friedman, where he is in Los Angeles and what name hes using?
is this friedman?	Who are you? Who are you working for, huh?
huh... im sure thered be lots of takers.	Could someone have hurt you that bad?
you know what, martin? i ought to tie you down with your old arse up in the air and advertise the hole in the middle of it to the world. free. and hope you never die.	Huh... Im sure thered be lots of takers.
boys like the one you met today are surplus. commodities worth a handful of notes in whatever arsehole of the world they happen to be born into. we improve some lives buying them where theyre not wanted, improve still more selling them where they are. is that too hard for you?	You know what, Martin? I ought to tie you down with your old arse up in the air and advertise the hole in the middle of it to the world. Free. And hope you never die.
im overcome by your public-spiritedness.	Boys like the one you met today are surplus. Commodities worth a handful of notes in whatever arsehole of the world they happen to be born into. We improve some lives buying them where theyre not wanted, improve still more selling them where they are. Is that too hard for you?
maybe you should. think about it. those who can afford our goods do their thing without upsetting anyone. those who cant do it to kids from the streets or their own family and it makes upsetting headlines.	Im overcome by your public-spiritedness.
maybe i dont.	Maybe you should. Think about it. Those who can afford our goods do their thing without upsetting anyone. Those who cant do it to kids from the streets or their own family and it makes upsetting headlines.
money talks, bullshit walks, whether you like it or not.	Maybe I dont.
only feeding the disease, eh, martin?	Money talks, bullshit walks, whether you like it or not.
huh. id have thought a tough guy like you would know better. the sick ones are out there, friend. they make up the clientle. get rid of them and were out of business.	Only feeding the disease, eh, Martin?
is it real?  you people are sick.	Huh. Id have thought a tough guy like you would know better. The sick ones are out there, friend. They make up the clientle. Get rid of them and were out of business.
maybe the thought of people like you going on holiday bothers me. come on, lets go...	Is it real?  You people are sick.
youre out of your mind. whats the idea?	Maybe the thought of people like you going on holiday bothers me. Come on, lets go...
this car needs petrol.	Shut up and drive!
dont jump any red lights.	This car needs petrol.
no. in hampstead... why?	Dont jump any red lights.
friedman lives with you at the ambassador?	No. In Hampstead... Why?
where is friedman?	Look, I dont think youre fully aware of what youre playing with here, Mister. Whoever put you up to this either pays too well or misinformed you. Why dont you just tell me what it is you want so we can do business in a civilized manner, eh?
huh, i doubt it...  friedman only deals directly with select customers. i handle the rabble...	Where is Friedman?
this one came back and was never seen again. i understand friedman looked after him.	Huh, I doubt it...  Friedman only deals directly with select customers. I handle the rabble...
clients come and go.	This one came back and was never seen again. I understand Friedman looked after him.
six weeks ago. he bought a boy of yours.	Clients come and go.
am i supposed to know him?	Six weeks ago. He bought a boy of yours.
i dont know what your problem is, but...	Right now your big friend at the Diplomat is bleeding fast, Martin. He might still possibly survive if attended to soon. And he did cooperate.
lets go.	I dont know what your problem is, but...
uh-huh. you couldve waited for me inside.	Lets go.
is my money in there?	Uh-huh. You couldve waited for me inside.
problems?	Is my money in there?
vous tes franais?	Does it matter?
anything at all. i presume you wont want to take the boy with you when youre finished?  theres a 500 fee for disposal. the boy is yours, you understand?	Vous tes Franais?
anything at all?	Anything at all. I presume you wont want to take the boy with you when youre finished?  Theres a 500 fee for disposal. The boy is yours, you understand?
the rooms yours for 24 hours. its sound- proofed, stocked up with food, drink and other things you might find useful. you can do anything you like.	Anything at all?
we conclude our transaction.	The rooms yours for 24 hours. Its sound- proofed, stocked up with food, drink and other things you might find useful. You can do anything you like.
what happens now?	We conclude our transaction.
what are you talking about?	We need a double-room and as I understand youre here alone wed be much obliged if youd agree to move to a single room...
this is the hotel supervisor, mr lamont. im terribly sorry to disturb you but theres been a mix-up with our bookings which you might be able to help us resolve.	What are you talking about?
what is it?	This is the hotel supervisor, Mr Lamont. Im terribly sorry to disturb you but theres been a mix-up with our bookings which you might be able to help us resolve.
three oclock.	Le Mercury. Newman street. Ask for Peter.
at what time will you be available?	Three oclock.
yeah.	At what time will you be available?
its about the puppy. you got the money?	Yeah.
ill be alone.	You must agree to be blindfolded...  Just for the journey. It might appear unseemly - youre the paying customer - but ordinarily clients come with some kind of endorsement.
will you be alone?  the merchandise. is it just you or...	Ill be alone.
questions can amount to revelations. now, id hate to think i was made to come here carrying a substantial amount of money in order to be subjected to a cross- examination. mr friedman led me to believe we had a deal. do we?	Will you be alone?  The merchandise. Is it just you or...
an austrian... not much to go on, is it?	Questions can amount to revelations. Now, Id hate to think I was made to come here carrying a substantial amount of money in order to be subjected to a cross- examination. Mr Friedman led me to believe we had a deal. Do we?
an austrian.	An Austrian... Not much to go on, is it?
and while visiting our fair city you...  an austrian?	An Austrian.
the ladys not a friend. shes a whore.  someone at a special screening i attended mentioned certain goods could be got from an austrian here in london. and not just movies.	And while visiting our fair city you...  An Austrian?
your lady friend did.	The ladys not a friend. Shes a whore.  Someone at a special screening I attended mentioned certain goods could be got from an Austrian here in London. And not just movies.
i dont recollect mentioning a friend.	Your lady friend did.
the person who put us in touch seems to think so.	I dont recollect mentioning a friend.
have you?	The person who put us in touch seems to think so.
i gather weve done business with a friend of yours?	Have you?
five to three. youre early.	Should I come back in five minutes?
im sorry...	Yes. You wouldnt know where I could reach him? We had to discuss an exhibition of his photographs at my Paris gallery, you see? I really need to see him before I leave.
oh. this is... wed arranged to meet tonight and im due to return to paris tomorrow...	Im sorry...
no. i meant he left as in no longer works here.	Oh. This is... Wed arranged to meet tonight and Im due to return to Paris tomorrow...
left? when? i just come from his place and there was no one there. a neighbour of his...	No. I meant he left as in no longer works here.
leon? no. im afraid he left.	Left? When? I just come from his place and there was no one there. A neighbour of his...
no. thank you. could you tell me if leon spitz is here, please?	Leon? No. Im afraid he left.
evening. table for one?	No. Thank you. Could you tell me if Leon Spitz is here, please?
fine...	Good. You neednt worry about the Austrian anymore. Hes dead. Ill be in touch.
hows the boy doing?	Fine...
he showed me a book with a picture of a couple caught kissing in a street...	Hows the boy doing?
... no. in fact, id seen him a couple of months earlier. he was quite depressed. his work wasnt getting anywhere. he said he was going to try something new, realism, london in the nineties - documentary stuff, you know...	He showed me a book with a picture of a couple caught kissing in a street...
you sure? what about before he turned up with the boy?	... No. In fact, Id seen him a couple of months earlier. He was quite depressed. His work wasnt getting anywhere. He said he was going to try something new, realism, London in the nineties - documentary stuff, you know...
... no.	You sure? What about before he turned up with the boy?
did he mention anything about having an exhibition of his work?	... No.
yes. three thousand pounds. i still...	Did he mention anything about having an exhibition of his work?
the money leon left for the boy, was it cash?	Yes. Three thousand pounds. I still...
he... apparently the hostility was all hers. leon didnt... it hurt him. they used to be close...  their parents were in their forties when they were born, you see. and mostly away. they grew up in a scottish mansion with old nannies and servants. he... our world was so old and cold, we shone for one another, leon used to say. his sister cut him off after she got married. he never understood why but thought it was because she had no children. was bitter...	The money Leon left for the boy, was it cash?
did he ever refer to the hostility between them?	He... Apparently the hostility was all hers. Leon didnt... It hurt him. They used to be close...  Their parents were in their forties when they were born, you see. And mostly away. They grew up in a Scottish mansion with old nannies and servants. He... Our world was so old and cold, we shone for one another, Leon used to say. His sister cut him off after she got married. He never understood why but thought it was because she had no children. Was bitter...
er... yes...	Did he ever refer to the hostility between them?
ive been away.  did leon speak to you about his sister?	Er... Yes...
the nineteenth... how come you didnt know?	Ive been away.  Did Leon speak to you about his sister?
whats the date?	The nineteenth... How come you didnt know?
no sick people in the country, huh?... just tell me one thing, rhian. leons story about the boy? you just took his word for it?	Hed come prepared. He had something besides Shiva... Sleeping Beauty. The Disney film...  Well, it looked like the Disney film. It was something else. I couldnt watch...
im sorry. its just you dont look local...	No sick people in the country, huh?... Just tell me one thing, Rhian. Leons story about the boy? You just took his word for it?
and you better stop greeting strangers with a shotgun. if leons austrian was looking for you i reckon hed have found you before i did.	Im sorry. Its just you dont look local...
oh, i... she just moved. ive got her new... its in my book in the kitchen. wait... thank you.	And you better stop greeting strangers with a shotgun. If Leons Austrian was looking for you I reckon hed have found you before I did.
i cant think of a good reason for it - for now anyway. my number if anything happens. whats your sisters number?	Oh, I... She just moved. Ive got her new... Its in my book in the kitchen. Wait... Thank you.
yes...you-youre not going to take shiva away?	I cant think of a good reason for it - for now anyway. My number if anything happens. Whats your sisters number?
is she on the phone?	Yes...You-youre not going to take Shiva away?
my sister... she lives in the next valley.	Is she on the phone?
who else knows about the boy?	My sister... She lives in the next valley.
do you know leons parents names?	Albert... Albert and Ethel. Why?
theyre german jews. came here before the war. they both lost all their families in extermination camps, but they themselves never went near one. the idea that his family wealth was started with money he believes should have gone to camp survivors has been haunting leon. its not guilt, more of a curse...  and then theres something about his parents being involved with nazi hunters... but i think thats just one of leons dark delusions...	Do you know Leons parents names?
im afraid i dont understand.	Theyre German Jews. Came here before the war. They both lost all their families in extermination camps, but they themselves never went near one. The idea that his family wealth was started with money he believes should have gone to camp survivors has been haunting Leon. Its not guilt, more of a curse...  And then theres something about his parents being involved with Nazi hunters... But I think thats just one of Leons dark delusions...
yeah... but he didnt beat the demons...  a quarter of all the shoes sold in europe are made by or retailed through his parents leather empire. all started from a small shop in the east end of london and war reparation money for holocaust victims.	Im afraid I dont understand.
his mother would be pleased to hear that.	Yeah... But he didnt beat the demons...  A quarter of all the shoes sold in Europe are made by or retailed through his parents leather empire. All started from a small shop in the East End of London and war reparation money for holocaust victims.
thats what he said. i tried to dissuade him... told him i couldnt take on another child, that hed get into trouble... i mean, people who sell children... but he wasnt listening... i guess he finally found himself a crusade... his family think hes back on drugs, eh?  huh... leon did drugs. a lot of drugs. went through his self-destruct phase, you know?  things to come to terms with. demons to fight... some peoples minds are gloriously uncomplicated. not leons. he did beat the drug, though. he did.	His mother would be pleased to hear that.
good reasons?	Thats what he said. I tried to dissuade him... Told him I couldnt take on another child, that hed get into trouble... I mean, people who sell children... But he wasnt listening... I guess he finally found himself a crusade... His family think hes back on drugs, eh?  Huh... Leon did drugs. A lot of drugs. Went through his self-destruct phase, you know?  Things to come to terms with. Demons to fight... Some peoples minds are gloriously uncomplicated. Not Leons. He did beat the drug, though. He did.
he just said he had good reasons.	Good reasons?
did leon tell you why he didnt want the police involved, rhian?	He just said he had good reasons.
we didnt quite make it as lovers... leon is a good man, though...	Did Leon tell you why he didnt want the police involved, Rhian?
what are you going to do now? call the police?  take him away? i must warn you hes terrified of men, so...	Shut up!
havent you? then why the worried messages on his answering machine, rhian? id have sworn you expect him to be in trouble.	You-youre wrong. I just called to ask if I could stay with him next time Im in London. Thats all.
you thought wrong. i havent seen leon for months.	Havent you? Then why the worried messages on his answering machine, Rhian? Id have sworn you expect him to be in trouble.
well, i obviously do. and i also know that leons not here, rhian. but i thought that you might know where i should look for him.	You thought wrong. I havent seen Leon for months.
...leons not here. how did you get here? phil doesnt know where i live.	Well, I obviously do. And I also know that Leons not here, Rhian. But I thought that you might know where I should look for him.
as you know from speaking to phil, your friend leon has disappeared, rhian. his family have hired me to find him.	...Leons not here. How did you get here? Phil doesnt know where I live.
no! what do you want here? how do you know me?	As you know from speaking to Phil, your friend Leon has disappeared, Rhian. His family have hired me to find him.
can i get up now?	No! What do you want here? How do you know me?
whats a french private investigator doing here?	Can I get up now?
should i be?	Whats a French private investigator doing here?
a private investigator... youre not austrian?	Should I be?
reach for it and throw it to me. and... my fingers on the trigger, you hear!	A private investigator... Youre not Austrian?
in my jacket. left inside pocket.	Reach for it and throw it to me. And... My fingers on the trigger, you hear!
shut up! wheres your wallet?	In my jacket. Left inside pocket.
is this some kind of mugging? because...	Shut up! Wheres your wallet?
wheres your wallet? have you got a wallet?	Is this some kind of mugging? Because...
its wet. will this do?	Wheres your wallet? Have you got a wallet?
this is private property. the public footpath is back to the left of the bridge.	How are you, Rhian?
huh... i suppose the idea of a one day trip to los angeles doesnt appeal to you...	Is that where lawyers toil for an industry that turns serial killers into heroes who give thrills to young women who write erotic novels about psychopaths and rapists?  You go to your world, Ill stay in mine. So long, Mister.
barstows 30 miles to the left. los angeles a hundred to the right. wherever youre heading, i reckon somebodyll pick you up.	Huh... I suppose the idea of a one day trip to Los Angeles doesnt appeal to you...
im sure you would. but if i had one, i wouldnt let you near it. now you tuck back in and rest until youre told otherwise.  and for what its worth, i wouldnt try anything that might be construed as unappreciative of my hospitality. id sooner shoot you than have you upset me...	Barstows 30 miles to the left. Los Angeles a hundred to the right. Wherever youre heading, I reckon somebodyll pick you up.
id appreciate it if i could use your phone.	Im sure you would. But if I had one, I wouldnt let you near it. Now you tuck back in and rest until youre told otherwise.  And for what its worth, I wouldnt try anything that might be construed as unappreciative of my hospitality. Id sooner shoot you than have you upset me...
los angeles is 100 miles away.	Id appreciate it if I could use your phone.
los angeles?	Los Angeles is 100 miles away.
huh... i guess you aint quite ready for civilisation yet... ill give you one more day, a meal, and then youre on your way.	Los Angeles?
three days and thats three days too many.come on. get your ass up.	Huh... I guess you aint quite ready for civilisation yet... Ill give you one more day, a meal, and then youre on your way.
i... how long have i been here?	Three days and thats three days too many.Come on. Get your ass up.
now, can you stand up?  can you use your legs and stand up?	I... How long have I been here?
i didnt think so. the rags on their sorry backs are the only wordly possessions those wretched creatures are ever found with...  i dont wanna know who you are or how come you ended up roasting in owl canyon. but you might as well know id have let you fry to a buzzard meal if not for this...	Now, can you stand up?  Can you use your legs and stand up?
no...	I didnt think so. The rags on their sorry backs are the only wordly possessions those wretched creatures are ever found with...  I dont wanna know who you are or how come you ended up roasting in Owl Canyon. But you might as well know Id have let you fry to a buzzard meal if not for this...
and you aint neither one of those damned mexicans who end up littering the landscape after getting ripped-off by their friendly cross- border guides, are you, mister?	No...
yeah. why? youre going to look for her... shit! you really think his pictures are that good?	Fucked-up fucking weird.
could that be camden market?	Yeah. Why? Youre going to look for her... Shit! You really think his pictures are that good?
yeah! somewhere in wales. i dont really know her. used to turn up in a transit van on weekends, sell old furniture at camden. thats how come he only laid her at weekends, ha ha...	Could that be Camden Market?
would you know where i might reach her?	Yeah! Somewhere in Wales. I dont really know her. Used to turn up in a Transit van on weekends, sell old furniture at Camden. Thats how come he only laid her at weekends, ha ha...
oh. thatd be rhian, a welsh chick he used to lay at weekends. she got wise and dumped him months ago...	Would you know where I might reach her?
small, blond, good-looking. she was with him when we met. she had a funny english accent.	Oh. Thatd be Rhian, a Welsh chick he used to lay at weekends. She got wise and dumped him months ago...
what about which girlfriend?	Small, blond, good-looking. She was with him when we met. She had a funny English accent.
what about his girlfriend?	What about which girlfriend?
let me put it this way then; the photographs and the man? one and the same, man, one and the same. at best fucking weird, at worst fucked-up fucking weird. maybe you should think yourself lucky. some folks just aint worth getting involved with. and leon sure is one of em.	What about his girlfriend?
i know his work better than i know him.	Let me put it this way then; the photographs and the man? One and the same, man, one and the same. At best fucking weird, at worst fucked-up fucking weird. Maybe you should think yourself lucky. Some folks just aint worth getting involved with. And Leon sure is one of em.
huh! you could always try suicide bridge.  you dont know leon, do you?	I know his work better than I know him.
i take it you dont know where he is, then?	Huh! You could always try Suicide Bridge.  You dont know Leon, do you?
no shit... well, im afraid i cant help you.	I take it you dont know where he is, then?
uh-huh.	No shit... Well, Im afraid I cant help you.
i hear youre looking for leon.  that makes me, his old-lady, and now you, looking for the little bastard. leons gone, man. vanished. you interested in his photographs?	Uh-huh.
excuse me?	I hear youre looking for Leon.  That makes me, his old-lady, and now you, looking for the little bastard. Leons gone, man. Vanished. You interested in his photographs?
welcome to the club.	Excuse me?
we are so alike, xavier. still, sometimes i wonder which one of us is the ugliest.	If you can, send me a receipt.
then why dont you reach him?	I dont have your credentials, Nathalie.
but maybe you know someone who does. an austrian, in london, dealing in kids and snuff videos. how many can there be? these people supply to order. he has to be known, reachable.	Then why dont you reach him?
a lachat, trois ou quatre mille. en location, cinq cent. mais a pourrait faire plus. je ne sais pas. cest pas vraiment mon truc.  i dont know any austrian, xavier.	But maybe you know someone who does. An Austrian, in London, dealing in kids and snuff videos. How many can there be? These people supply to order. He has to be known, reachable.
le montage, lemballage. not your regular street muck, is it? this is collectors stuff. how much would it cost me?	A lachat, trois ou quatre mille. En location, cinq cent. Mais a pourrait faire plus. Je ne sais pas. Cest pas vraiment mon truc.  I dont know any Austrian, Xavier.
alors quoi?	Le montage, lemballage. Not your regular street muck, is it? This is collectors stuff. How much would it cost me?
alors?	Alors quoi?
mon bureau cotait trop cher.	Eh bien... Tes sr que tas besoin de moi?  La petite ma lair assez bien foutue, non?
o est pass ton salon?	Mon bureau cotait trop cher.
bye. and thanks... nathalie gently closes the door, eyes lombard who shakes himself awake... rolls her eyes and surveys the room...	O est pass ton salon?
jai bien peur quil te faudra attendre.  pas avant la matine.	Tu sais o me trouver.
viens.	Jai bien peur quil te faudra attendre.  Pas avant la matine.
cinq cents.	Viens.
whats an hour of your time worth these days, nathalie?  combien, nathalie!	Cinq cents.
quest-ce que tu veux?	Un Autrichien. Negociant en pr- pubescents.
dont tempt me. the last scumbag who thought i might kill him died soon afterwards.	Huh. Im a businessman. What are you, eh?
what you gonna do? kill me?	Dont tempt me. The last scumbag who thought I might kill him died soon afterwards.
shut up and walk...	What you gonna do? Kill me?
when they realise im missing...	Shut up and walk...
thats what he said...	When they realise Im missing...
youre sure he said his caller was a man?	Thats what he said...
two stiffs and a missing kid followed your visit to one of the london hotels. he didnt need your confession...	Youre sure he said his caller was a man?
what sums?	Two stiffs and a missing kid followed your visit to one of the London hotels. He didnt need your confession...
some guy called to let him know the frenchman whod called the night before he left london was in l.a. looking to kill him. he did his sums and decided to take the call seriously.	What sums?
not even scum like friedman would go to the trouble of killing a stranger on the strength of one anonymous call.	Some guy called to let him know the Frenchman whod called the night before he left London was in L.A. looking to kill him. He did his sums and decided to take the call seriously.
i can only tell you what he told us...	Not even scum like Friedman would go to the trouble of killing a stranger on the strength of one anonymous call.
try again, and this time be polite.	I can only tell you what he told us...
thats the beauty. an anonymous call. makes you wonder how many people know what youre up to, eh, french-fuck?	Try again, and this time be polite.
so you killed him and went to clean out his hotel room... how did friedman say he got to know where to find me?	Thats the beauty. An anonymous call. Makes you wonder how many people know what youre up to, eh, French-fuck?
huh. maybe he figured the news our london bureau got a visit from a hitman on behalf of a pissed off client wouldnt go down too well. he only shared his guilty secret last night. and then only cause he was so fucking edgy after calling his hotel we persuaded him to talk.	So you killed him and went to clean out his hotel room... How did Friedman say he got to know where to find me?
i think youd rather not know what i think.	Huh. Maybe he figured the news our London bureau got a visit from a hitman on behalf of a pissed off client wouldnt go down too well. He only shared his guilty secret last night. And then only cause he was so fucking edgy after calling his hotel we persuaded him to talk.
what do you think, huh?	I think youd rather not know what I think.
so why didnt he?	What do you think, huh?
if he had, youd be dead.	So why didnt he?
are you telling me friedman didnt tell you i was here looking for him?	If he had, youd be dead.
thats just it. the sonofabitch didnt ask for help from his colleagues...  testa di cazzo! hiring some amateur outsiders to fix you... he hasnt gone to hell too soon... and neither will you, mr lamont!	Are you telling me Friedman didnt tell you I was here looking for him?
nice way to help a colleague in trouble.	Thats just it. The sonofabitch didnt ask for help from his colleagues...  Testa di cazzo! Hiring some amateur outsiders to fix you... He hasnt gone to hell too soon... And neither will you, Mr Lamont!
huh! you turned him into a liability, didnt you know?	Nice way to help a colleague in trouble.
why did you kill him?	Huh! You turned him into a liability, didnt you know?
let me give you a tip, asshole - no one pulls stunts like what you pulled in london and here tonight and hopes to get away with it. it upsets people. its wrong. fucking wrong.	Why did you kill him?
why did you kill friedman?	Let me give you a tip, asshole - no one pulls stunts like what you pulled in London and here tonight and hopes to get away with it. It upsets people. Its wrong. Fucking wrong.
the acid bath?	Huh! Youve been around, eh?
youre the lantern man, huh?  if you wanna see whats left of him...	The acid bath?
glucks dead, you sonofabitch!	Youre the lantern man, huh?  If you wanna see whats left of him...
three...	Glucks dead, you sonofabitch!
fuck...	Three...
five seconds. then you die.	Fuck...
figlio di puttana. youre the french asshole who bumped off the london guys...	Five seconds. Then you die.
gluck.	Figlio di puttana. Youre the French asshole who bumped off the London guys...
who?  i dont know who the fuck youre talking about, sunshine.	Gluck.
okay, shitbag. im only going to ask you this once. where is friedman?	Who?  I dont know who the fuck youre talking about, sunshine.
mossad?	Its a good guess...
their last suspected kill occurred two years back, though your spitzes now probably do no more than bankroll the group. still, id watch my step. these people are well-connected, laurent; former israeli prime minister, etc. the ladys also president of an international zionist organisation... anyway, you get the picture.	Mossad?
are they still operative?	Their last suspected kill occurred two years back, though your Spitzes now probably do no more than bankroll the group. Still, Id watch my step. These people are well-connected, Laurent; former Israeli prime minister, etc. The ladys also president of an international Zionist organisation... Anyway, you get the picture.
it appears that in their younger days they were actively involved with a shady german group of nazi hunters known as never forget. over the years were talking about a dozen or so execution-type killings.	Are they still operative?
they lost their son. why?	It appears that in their younger days they were actively involved with a shady German group of Nazi hunters known as Never Forget. Over the years were talking about a dozen or so execution-type killings.
salut, laurent. ouais. it wasnt easy but i got what you wanted through interpol. say, whats your business with these spitzes?	They lost their son. Why?
moreau? cest moi. alors...	Salut, Laurent. Ouais. It wasnt easy but I got what you wanted through Interpol. Say, whats your business with these Spitzes?
very funny. can i go on now?	Sure. But speak English, will ya, ha ha...
i dont know. could be the sound of jewellery hitting a parquet floor, huh?	Very funny. Can I go on now?
what do you think?	I dont know. Could be the sound of jewellery hitting a parquet floor, huh?
whats that? a word?	What do you think?
costliest!	Whats that? A word?
cost what?	Costliest!
ha ha... yes. with prices reaching an all time low, the name of the game has become have-it- where-its-at... as we all know, transportation has always been the costliest and trickiest part of this business...	Cost what?
what do you fear most now... my sword?  ... or his hands?	Tremoille... don't.  Please...
jean... me dear, loyal jean... why do you want to oppose the will of god?  jeanne wanted to go to compiegne -- we let her -- she got caught.  then, on my personal orders, regnault proposed 30,000 crowns for her ransom, and once again the answer was no.  and now you say she tried to escape, and the answer is still no.  jean, open your eyes -- can't you see the hand of god in all this?	No.  I see the hand of Tremoille, and Regnault, and Yolande, and you... and they are dirty hands.
but not impossible... gilles and la hire are ready to risk everything to save her...	Jean... me dear, loyal Jean... why do you want to oppose the will of God?  Jeanne wanted to go to Compiegne -- we let her -- she got caught.  Then, on my personal orders, Regnault proposed 30,000 crowns for her ransom, and once again the answer was no.  And now you say she tried to escape, and the answer is still no.  Jean, open your eyes -- can't you see the hand of God in all this?
jean, it's... it's not so easy...	But not impossible... Gilles and La Hire are ready to risk everything to save her...
we have to do something before she tries it again!  i beg of you, my lord, don't let her down... let me organize an escape...	Jean, it's... it's not so easy...
it's a miracle she's not dead!	We have to do something before she tries it again!  I beg of you, my lord, don't let her down... let me organize an escape...
jeanne's been badly injured!  she jumped from the top of a tower into a frozen moat!	It's a miracle she's not dead!
my dear aulon...  that's fine...	Jeanne's been badly injured!  She jumped from the top of a tower into a frozen moat!
very generous of you all.  how much?	10,000 gold crowns.
here... to help pay jeanne's ransom. all the captains gave what they could, as well as the citizens of orleans and the other towns she saved...	Very generous of you all.  How much?
jeanne, this is -- in fact -- my loyal friend and finest archer, jean d'aulon.  jean... i place her in your care.  find her suitable lodgings -- here -- in the castle... and guard her with your life.	Yes, my lord.
sire, you know how bad i am at this sort of game.	So... pretend it's not a game.
of course i am, it's just that...	Good.  Until then, feel free to live like a king!
why, are you not ready to die for your king?	Of course I am, it's just that...
majesty, i can't...	Why, are you not ready to die for your king?
my dear aulon, to you it shall befall the honor of impersonating the royal blood!	Majesty, I can't...
my lord, i'm not sure that...	My dear Aulon, to you it shall befall the honor of impersonating the royal blood!
why not you -- jean d'aulon?  the only man who's poorer than i am, and so the only man i can trust. dignified, honorable, wise... what more could we ask of a king?	My lord, I'm not sure that...
let someone else pretend to be you, and see if...	... if she can find me? -- That's a brilliant idea!  If she's really been sent by God she'll discover the trap, and if she's an assassin she'll kill the wrong man!  Bring her up!
what do you mean?	Let someone else pretend to be you, and see if...
that's a good idea, sire.	What do you mean?
oh dear, why is life so complicated? sometimes i really wish i could be someone else.	That's a good idea, sire.
i'm not afraid of the fire anymore. it will purify me...	Jeanne, you can't leave us like this!
no, you must come, jeanne -- we need you -- so much has happened since you left... i have a new horse now, a white one, just like yours... and la hire hardly swears at all anymore...  you can't stay -- they'll burn you!	I'm not afraid of the fire anymore. It will purify me...
i'm staying, jean.	No, you must come, Jeanne -- we need you -- so much has happened since you left... I have a new horse now, a white one, just like yours... and La Hire hardly swears at all anymore...  You can't stay -- they'll burn you!
... and maybe the king will give you some money, and a little land, and a title even...  ... wouldn't that be a fine thing? you, a lady of title!	I'm staying, Jean.
you don't know what you're saying. you're going to leave this place, jeanne -- you're going home -- or whatever you want -- you're going to be happy, and have children, and...	... and maybe the king will give you some money, and a little land, and a title even...  ... wouldn't that be a fine thing? You, a lady of title!
one day you will.	You don't know what you're saying. You're going to leave this place, Jeanne -- you're going home -- or whatever you want -- you're going to be happy, and have children, and...
i -- i don't understand...	One day you will.
my gentle captain... i'm staying.	I -- I don't understand...
yes yes... any moment... you're always so impatient...	My gentle Captain... I'm staying.
i'm already free...	Yes yes... any moment... you're always so impatient...
just give me a moment and then you'll be free...	I'm already free...
i am ready now...	Just give me a moment and then you'll be free...
i want to stay with you...	That's an order!
do as i say!	I want to stay with you...
but... why... what's the point?	Do as I say!
get back inside the town and see if the english are attacking from the other side!	But... why... what's the point?
we must sound the retreat!	Not yet!
it would not be the same without you.	We must sound the retreat!
will you at least let me stay with you?	It would not be the same without you.
if god wants me to win, he will find a way.  and if he wants me to die... if he wants me back... then that's fine too.  then i'll be with him forever.	Will you at least let me stay with you?
to be killed in battle?	If God wants me to win, he will find a way.  And if he wants me to die... if he wants me back... then that's fine too.  Then I'll be with him forever.
but it is what i want.	To be killed in battle?
but... you've done so much for god as it is... can't you do something for yourself for once -- for jeanne?	But it is what I want.
i would like to marry you.  but i have already promised myself... to god.	But... you've done so much for God as it is... can't you do something for yourself for once -- for Jeanne?
jeanne... i believe in you -- but can you believe in me for once? don't go... even if you don't want to marry me.	I would like to marry you.  But I have already promised myself... to God.
jeanne... i have been hearing voices -- and believe me, those voices left me in no doubt that you must not go to compiegne!	Jeanne... I believe in you -- but can you believe in me for once? Don't go... even if you don't want to marry me.
i will ask my voices... if they come back one day.  meanwhile... i'm going to compiegne.	Jeanne... I have been hearing voices -- and believe me, those voices left me in no doubt that you must not go to Compiegne!
to marry you.	I will ask my voices... if they come back one day.  Meanwhile... I'm going to Compiegne.
did you come back to marry me or to insult me?	To marry you.
or maybe it's jeanne who's in a trap -- her own trap -- a downward spiral that she can't stop?	Did you come back to marry me or to insult me?
no, but...	Or maybe it's Jeanne who's in a trap -- her own trap -- a downward spiral that she can't stop?
did your voices tell you that?  you told me you hadn't heard them for months...	No, but...
it's a trap!  they're buying time till they can bring over more soldiers from england!	Did your voices tell you that?  You told me you hadn't heard them for months...
he said that... he's making a treaty with the duke of burgundy and...	It's a trap!  They're buying time till they can bring over more soldiers from England!
what did the king say?	He said that... he's making a treaty with the Duke of Burgundy and...
you listen to your voices, i listen to my heart.	What did the king say?
that's not what i asked... why do you want to marry me?	You listen to your voices, I listen to my heart.
tell me...	Tell the king to give me more men.
if you really want to help me, there's one thing you can do.	Tell me...
so... even you don't believe in me anymore...	Jeanne... I believe in you... more than anyone...
me?!  it's not me, it's god who makes everything complicated!  if he's all-powerful, why not let the english stay on their island in the first place?  and why let this war go on for a hundred years?  and why send you out to fight when a girl like you should be at home with your family?  why, why?!	So... even you don't believe in me anymore...
the truth is always simple... it's you, jean, who's making things complicated.	Me?!  It's not me, it's God who makes everything complicated!  If he's all-powerful, why not let the English stay on their island in the first place?  And why let this war go on for a hundred years?  And why send you out to fight when a girl like you should be at home with your family?  Why, why?!
you make it sound so simple...	The truth is always simple... it's you, Jean, who's making things complicated.
i don't know it.  i feel it.	You make it sound so simple...
but how do you know what you hear is the truth?	I don't know it.  I feel it.
all you have to do is stop talking and just listen.	But how do you know what you hear is the truth?
but i hear so many voices... one voice saying one thing, another voice saying the opposite -- love your enemy, kill your enemy -- what is good, what is evil...?	All you have to do is stop talking and just listen.
well of course they're me!  that's how god talks to me.  if you listen hard enough, even you can hear him. everyone can hear him.	But I hear so many voices... one voice saying one thing, another voice saying the opposite -- love your enemy, kill your enemy -- what is good, what is evil...?
but how do you know that these -- these voices aren't really just -- well, you.	Well of course they're me!  That's how God talks to me.  If you listen hard enough, even you can hear him. Everyone can hear him.
it's not time yet.  my mission is not over yet.  there is still more i must do before i can really -- finally -- go home.	But how do you know that these -- these voices aren't really just -- well, you.
maybe their silence is a sign...? maybe it's a sign to go home?	It's not time yet.  My mission is not over yet.  There is still more I must do before I can really -- finally -- go home.
it's been weeks since they spoke to me.  since the coronation... no signs... nothing...	Maybe their silence is a sign...? Maybe it's a sign to go home?
what... what do you mean?	It's been weeks since they spoke to me.  Since the coronation... no signs... nothing...
they've abandoned me... like everyone.	What... what do you mean?
jeanne... the king has ordered us not to ride with you anymore.	So... what am I supposed to do now?
yes.  yes, i'm fine...  we need more brushwood!  why are you staring at me like that?	Because there's an arrow in your leg.
jeanne...!  are you alright?	Yes.  Yes, I'm fine...  We need more brushwood!  Why are you staring at me like that?
i'll go.	Jeanne, no...
yes...	It's over, Jeanne.  We won, just as you said!
jeanne, calm down, do you hear me? are you alright?	Yes...
well...	Come with me...
the king said you're his finest archer...?	Well...
alright... i promise to rest if you promise... to go back to the battle.	I promise...
jeanne, you've been badly wounded...	No, it's... it's nothing, it's...
not so... easily.  why aren't you... fighting...?  go on... we're almost there...	Jeanne, you've been badly wounded...
what's going on?!	They've started the battle without me!
good.	But... to be honest... I don't think they'll leave tomorrow.
uh... they said... they will think about it.	Good.
what did they say?	Uh... they said... they will think about it.
how dare you tell me what god tells me to do!	Alright, whatever -- but since He's not going to come down and cut it himself, at least let someone cut it properly!
he didn't tell you to cut all your hair off...!	How dare you tell me what God tells me to do!
how dare you stop me doing god's will!	He didn't tell you to cut all your hair off...!
jeanne, stop it!	How dare you stop me doing God's will!
jeanne, calm down.  you can't blame the people -- they've been hearing all about you for weeks.	There's nothing to hear -- I haven't done anything.  And why haven't I done anything?  Because none of you will listen to me!!
who do they think i am?!	Jeanne, calm down.  You can't blame the people -- they've been hearing all about you for weeks.
yes, i am.  i'm an archer who can read and write.  who do you want to write to?	The King of England.  I want to give them the chance to leave Orleans in peace before I get there.
i thought you were an archer?	Yes, I am.  I'm an archer who can read and write.  Who do you want to write to?
this i can do.  i was studying at the university of paris -- till the english invaded it.	I thought you were an archer?
i also need someone who can read and write.	This I can do.  I was studying at the University of Paris -- till the English invaded it.
well... uh -- this might take a little time -- but let me see what i can do.	I also need someone who can read and write.
better today than tomorrow.	Well... uh -- this might take a little time -- but let me see what I can do.
now?	Better today than tomorrow.
i shall also be needing a war horse -- mine is too slow -- and armor -- and a good sword -- and an artist to make me a banner.	Now?
right.  raymond... a priest.	I shall also be needing a war horse -- mine is too slow -- and armor -- and a good sword -- and an artist to make me a banner.
yes.  i didn't confess today.	Right.  Raymond... a priest.
now?	Yes.  I didn't confess today.
and i would like to see a priest.	Now?
louis... water and fresh straw!	And I would like to see a priest.
i would like some fresh straw.	Louis... water and fresh straw!
listen, please accept my apologies for... you know, me pretending to be the... well it wasn't really my idea... well, yes it was my idea but...	Do you think I could have some water?
but that was her order!	I'm fed up with taking her orders. She swore she'd defeat the English before nightfall, instead of which she goes and plays the fool and gets herself nearly killed!  Look at the mess we're in!  That's her mess, not mine...!  We're worse off then if she'd never come at all!  ... now do as I say and Sound the Retreat!
i made no such promise.  sound the retreat for the night!	But that was her order!
but i promised jeanne we'd fight on!	I made no such promise.  Sound the retreat for the night!
sound the retreat...	But I promised Jeanne we'd fight on!
we have to press home the attack!	Sound the retreat...
good.	We have to press home the attack!
jeanne's alive!	Good.
... so you were in the middle of the battlefield, with your sword in your hand, waving it above your head... charging against the enemy, screaming and yelling... fighting for your life... and you want us to believe that in the middle of all this excitement you never killed anyone?	No, I... I never killed anyone!
yes, maybe... i don't remember...	... so you were in the middle of the battlefield, with your sword in your hand, waving it above your head... charging against the enemy, screaming and yelling... fighting for your life... and you want us to believe that in the middle of all this excitement you never killed anyone?
you held up your sword and flourished it about in the air? like this?	Yes, maybe... I don't remember...
no, i... i held it up to...	You held up your sword and flourished it about in the air? Like this?
did you use the sword that you held in your hand?	No, I... I held it up to...
yes, but...	Did you use the sword that you held in your hand?
so sometimes you were carrying just your sword?	Yes, but...
yes, probably... maybe...	So sometimes you were carrying just your sword?
we have numerous witnesses who can confirm that you were not always carrying your banner...	Yes, probably... maybe...
no!  i warned the english to go back home -- i begged them not to force us to fight -- they knew the defeat i would bring on them... why didn't they listen to me?	We have numerous witnesses who can confirm that you were not always carrying your banner...
then perhaps the temptation to kill would have been stronger... too strong perhaps...?	No!  I warned the English to go back home -- I begged them not to force us to fight -- they knew the defeat I would bring on them... why didn't they listen to me?
no, of course not... i never killed anyone...	Then perhaps the temptation to kill would have been stronger... too strong perhaps...?
are you saying that if you had not been carrying your banner you'd have killed more people?	No, of course not... I never killed anyone...
to avoid killing anyone.	Are you saying that if you had not been carrying your banner you'd have killed more people?
why?	To avoid killing anyone.
and so i... i prefer my banner.	Why?
and?	And so I... I prefer my banner.
no, it's just... a sword is a weapon.	And?
and why was that?  did it have some particular value or power?	No, it's just... a sword is a weapon.
i was forty times more fond of my banner than my sword.	And why was that?  Did it have some particular value or power?
which did you prefer, your banner or your sword?	I was forty times more fond of my banner than my sword.
yes...	Which did you prefer, your banner or your sword?
didn't you also carry a banner?	Yes...
quite a few.	Didn't you also carry a banner?
do you have a sword?	Quite a few.
ah, yes, i forgot... god sent us an illiterate peasant to carry out such an important mission!  do you think that god made the right decision, to take an ignorant girl to save the kingdom of france?	I leave the answer to God.
i can't read.	Ah, yes, I forgot... God sent us an illiterate peasant to carry out such an important mission!  Do you think that God made the right decision, to take an ignorant girl to save the kingdom of France?
that is not what is written in the evidence... look for yourself!	I can't read.
no... i said "surrender in the name of the king of france"...	That is not what is written in the evidence... look for yourself!
and didn't you order the citizens of paris to surrender the city in the name of the king of heaven?	No... I said "Surrender in the name of the King of France"...
i don't know...	And didn't you order the citizens of Paris to surrender the city in the name of the King of Heaven?
do you think is was a good idea to launch an attack on a holy day?	I don't know...
i don't remember.  maybe.	Do you think is was a good idea to launch an attack on a holy day?
it was on a sunday, wasn't it?	I don't remember.  Maybe.
i tried to.	It was on a Sunday, wasn't it?
is it true that you launched an attack on paris?	I tried to.
good advice for the french, not for the english!  do you think god hates the english?	I don't know, but you're all men of the church... why not ask Him yourself?
go onto the next question.	Good advice for the French, not for the English!  Do you think God hates the English?
did god forbid you to tell the truth?	No.  But my revelations were for the King of France, not for you.
no...	Did God forbid you to tell the truth?
you're afraid of displeasing god when telling the truth?!	No...
i won't tell you more about that. i'm more afraid of displeasing him than not answering you...	You're afraid of displeasing God when telling the truth?!
w-w-what are you doing?!	Performing a miracle.
no no, you don't understand -- this is no ordinary oil -- this is miraculous... this oil was brought from heaven by a white dove to crown king clovis in this... very... cathedral...	W-w-what are you doing?!
thirty years ago?  i'm not surprised it's gone...	No no, you don't understand -- this is no ordinary oil -- this is miraculous... this oil was brought from heaven by a white dove to crown King Clovis in this... very... cathedral...
well... at the coronation of king charles vi...	Thirty years ago?  I'm not surprised it's gone...
and when was that?	Well... at the coronation of King Charles VI...
i don't understand... the holy oil of clovis... it was quite full the last time i saw it...	And when was that?
it is the sacred place that matters, charles -- not the size.  am i correct, bishop?	Oh yes, my lady.  All true kings of France must first be anointed in our great cathedral of Rheims... with the holy oil of Clovis... for it was within these very walls that Saint Remy received the sacred oil from Heaven, brought to him by a white dove for the anointing of King Clovis...
i'm on the side of our mother holy church.  besides, a confession under torture will never convince anyone of her guilt.	Well find some other way!  Be creative.  Tell them she fucks the devil... Hmm, not a bad idea... why can't you say that?  Sounds good to me... and who can prove she doesn't?
whose side are you on, cauchon?	I'm on the side of our Mother Holy Church.  Besides, a confession under torture will never convince anyone of her guilt.
scared to make a mistake.  supposing she's right... supposing she really has been sent by god??	Whose side are you on, Cauchon?
scared of a girl?	Scared to make a mistake.  Supposing she's right... supposing she really has been sent by God??
you won't be able to drag anything from her that way.  you also must realize that many of my colleagues are... well, scared...	Scared of a girl?
well what are you waiting for? you've got a castle full of racks and ropes and pulleys:  go and torture the bitch!	You won't be able to drag anything from her that way.  You also must realize that many of my colleagues are... well, scared...
but we can't do that unless she admits to blasphemy...	Well what are you waiting for? You've got a castle full of racks and ropes and pulleys:  go and torture the bitch!
... and your prerogative is to find her guilty...	But we can't do that unless she admits to blasphemy...
it is not for us to burn her, my lord.  that is your prerogative.	... and your prerogative is to find her guilty...
so long as this bitch remains alive, our armies refuse to fight!  don't you understand?  they want proof that god is on their side... and the only way they're going to believe that is when they see her being burnt as a witch!	It is not for us to burn her, my lord.  That is your prerogative.
be patient, my lord... you've seen how it is.  this girl has a way with people... but everyday we're making progress...	So long as this bitch remains alive, our armies refuse to fight!  Don't you understand?  They want proof that God is on their side... and the only way they're going to believe that is when they see her being burnt as a witch!
how can i calm down when i'm made the laughing-stock of the whole court?!  i've had enough!	Be patient, my lord... you've seen how it is.  This girl has a way with people... but everyday we're making progress...
calm down, my lord, i beg you!	How can I calm down when I'm made the laughing-stock of the whole court?!  I've had enough!
but in order to do so, the church must first prove her heresy, or else you'll be burning a martyr...	Well then?  Start proving... or else the church will have another martyr!
we want her burned as a witch!	But in order to do so, the church must first prove her heresy, or else you'll be burning a martyr...
but if this trial seems fixed, i fear you'll have the very opposite result to the one you want...	We want her burned as a witch!
to hell with procedure!  we paid a bloody fortune for this slut, and we can do whatever the hell we like with her, whether the church likes it or not -- is that clear?	But if this trial seems fixed, I fear you'll have the very opposite result to the one you want...
i understand your impatience, but if you want this trial to be acknowledged as legal we must follow correct procedure and...	To hell with procedure!  We paid a bloody fortune for this slut, and we can do whatever the hell we like with her, whether the church likes it or not -- is that clear?
who's running this trial, you or her?  i can't believe it!  this wretched girl -- how dare she speak to us like that?	She's loyal to her king... it's only to be expected that she...
what are you doing?  this is an ecclesiastical court -- you have no right to do this!	Rouen is in English territory.  I have the right to do anything I like.  Take them away.
arrest them!	What are you doing?  This is an ecclesiastical court -- you have no right to do this!
god defeated the english, not me.	And God who allowed you to be caught?
your king?  ah yes, of course... what's he going to pay me with? cows?  chickens?  i prefer gold, and the english have plenty.  i wonder how much they'll pay... to have the witch of orleans in their clutches? those english are so arrogant, they can't accept the idea of being defeated by a peasant girl... it has to have been the devil's work.	God defeated the English, not me.
my king will pay any ransom you ask.	Your king?  Ah yes, of course... What's he going to pay me with? Cows?  Chickens?  I prefer gold, and the English have plenty.  I wonder how much they'll pay... to have the Witch of Orleans in their clutches? Those English are so arrogant, they can't accept the idea of being defeated by a peasant girl... it has to have been the devil's work.
guess.	My king will pay any ransom you ask.
where... where am i?	Guess.
dead you're worthless, darling.	Where... where am I?
am i... am i dead?	Dead you're worthless, darling.
so... here is the famous jeanne... savior of orleans... terror of the english?  you look pretty ordinary to me...	Am I... am I dead?
but where are you going to be?	I'll be right here... I promise.
don't worry about me -- just stay in here... and don't move!	But where are you going to be?
what about you?	Don't worry about me -- just stay in here... and don't move!
quick -- hide in here...	What about you?
really?	I was talking to the priest, and do you know what he said to me?
no no, i'm fine, really...	I was so worried -- we've all been looking for you!  The English are everywhere!  O thank you, lord!
are you alright?  did they hurt you?	No no, I'm fine, really...
i ask only one thing... to hear me in confession...	I -- I can't Jeanne... I can't hear your confession... I'm sorry...
it's not my body i want to save. it's my soul.	I ask only one thing... to hear me in confession...
i know, jeanne... it was the only way to save you from the fire!	It's not my body I want to save. It's my soul.
and you?  why did you lie?  you promised i could be confessed...	I know, Jeanne... it was the only way to save you from the fire!
i don't understand, jeanne... why did you do it?  why?	And you?  Why did you lie?  You promised I could be confessed...
i didn't mean it!  i didn't know what i was signing!  you tricked me...!	Silence her!  Take her away...!
you have nothing to regret...	I didn't mean it!  I didn't know what I was signing!  You tricked me...!
please... may i have it back...	You have nothing to regret...
and may i go to mass?	As often as you like -- now, please -- for the love of God -- sign!!
sign this, and i will confess you myself if you want.	And may I go to Mass?
no... i want to be confessed.	Sign this, and I will confess you myself if you want.
jeanne, i beg of you... sign!  in god's name, don't you understand? i'm trying to save you!  if you don't sign, the english will burn you to death!  is that what you want??	No... I want to be confessed.
it is for us to determine whether you are a good christian, not you.	I am sent by God, and I submit all my words and deeds to His judgment. Or do you think that you are better judges than He is?
so it is the church militant that refuses to confess me, and so prevents me from being a good christian?	It is for us to determine whether you are a good Christian, not you.
let me clarify things for you, jeanne.  on the one hand there is the church triumphant, that is to say god, his saints, and the souls that are saved.  and then there is the church militant, that is to say our holy father the pope, the cardinals, the prelates of the church, the clergy, and all good catholic christians.  moreover this church, when assembled, is guided by the holy spirit and therefore cannot be in error.  that is why we ask you to submit to the church militant... that is to say, us.	So it is the Church Militant that refuses to confess me, and so prevents me from being a good Christian?
yes...	Is it here?  Now?  In this room?
tell us, jeanne... do you often hear this voice?	Yes...
many things...	Did it give you advice?  Good advice?
what did it tell you?	Many things...
yes.	What did it tell you?
the voice was in your cell?	Yes.
praying.	The voice was in your cell?
what were you doing when the voice came?	Praying.
last night.	What were you doing when the voice came?
when exactly?  a day, a week -- when?	Last night.
not long ago...	When exactly?  A day, a week -- when?
i assure you they do.  so... answer me... when was the last time you heard this voice?	Not long ago...
these questions have nothing to do with your trial.	I assure you they do.  So... answer me... when was the last time you heard this voice?
jeanne, you are not helping yourself.  if you don't answer our questions properly, your refusal will be taken into account.	These questions have nothing to do with your trial.
jeanne -- be careful -- you're not helping yourself by refusing to submit to our judgment...	And you be careful, you who claim to be my judges, for you too will be judged one day...!
not unless you hear my confession.	Jeanne -- be careful -- you're not helping yourself by refusing to submit to our judgment...
jeanne, listen to me very carefully. we are all men of faith, and we shall earnestly strive for the salvation of both your soul and body as though it were our own.  we do so in the name of our holy mother church, who never closes her arms to those who would return to her.  but we cannot help you unless you submit to our learned judgment and authority.  take heed of this charitable admonition, for if you persist in refusing our help, then we shall have no choice but to abandon you to the secular powers, and i think you know well enough the punishment that would await you.  so now... will you please recite our lord's prayer?	Not unless you hear my confession.
not unless you hear my confession.	Jeanne, listen to me very carefully. We are all men of faith, and we shall earnestly strive for the salvation of both your soul and body as though it were our own.  We do so in the name of our Holy Mother Church, who never closes her arms to those who would return to her.  But we cannot help you unless you submit to our learned judgment and authority.  Take heed of this charitable admonition, for if you persist in refusing our help, then we shall have no choice but to abandon you to the secular powers, and I think you know well enough the punishment that would await you.  So now... will you please recite Our Lord's Prayer?
recite the lord's prayer.	Not unless you hear my confession.
yes.  in the church at domremy.	Recite the Lord's Prayer.
were you baptized?	Yes.  In the church at Domremy.
nineteen... or thereabouts...	Were you baptized?
how old are you?	Nineteen... or thereabouts...
in a village called domremy.	How old are you?
show us a little more cooperation first.  where were you born?	In a village called Domremy.
my name is jeanne.  my little cross i had round my neck was taken away from me.  i would like to have it back.	Show us a little more cooperation first.  Where were you born?
so... begin by telling us your name -- assuming you're allowed to tell us that much?	My name is Jeanne.  My little cross I had round my neck was taken away from me.  I would like to have it back.
i will willingly swear to tell you what i am allowed to tell you, but as to the rest, even if you threaten to cut off my head, i still won't tell you.	So... begin by telling us your name -- assuming you're allowed to tell us that much?
you must take the oath!  not even a king, would refuse to take an oath to tell the truth in a matter of faith.	I will willingly swear to tell you what I am allowed to tell you, but as to the rest, even if you threaten to cut off my head, I still won't tell you.
i will willingly swear to tell the truth about earthly things, but as for my revelations, i've never told anyone except my king... charles the seventh... the one and only king of france.	You must take the oath!  Not even a king, would refuse to take an oath to tell the truth in a matter of faith.
you will swear to tell the truth about whatever you are asked.	I will willingly swear to tell the truth about earthly things, but as for my revelations, I've never told anyone except my king... Charles the Seventh... the one and only king of France.
i don't know what you're going to ask me questions about.  you may ask things that i won't want to answer.	You will swear to tell the truth about whatever you are asked.
take the holy gospels in your hand and swear to tell the whole truth concerning everything you will be asked.	I don't know what you're going to ask me questions about.  You may ask things that I won't want to answer.
the english??	Yes.  They paid your ransom... tomorrow you will be transferred to their great castle at Rouen.
it seems that the english care more about you than the french.	The English??
but... the king -- my king -- didn't he pay my ransom?	It seems that the English care more about you than the French.
your trial, jeanne.  on a charge of heresy.	But... the King -- my king -- didn't he pay my ransom?
trial?  what trial??	Your trial, Jeanne.  On a charge of heresy.
pierre cauchon, bishop of beauvais. as you were captured in my diocese, the duty of conducting the trial falls upon me.	Trial?  What trial??
who are you?	Pierre Cauchon, Bishop of Beauvais. As you were captured in my diocese, the duty of conducting the trial falls upon me.
i will hear you... but not now, not here.	Who are you?
oh, thank you lord!  i'm so glad to see you!  i need to confess... i haven't been confessed since easter... or been to mass... will you hear me now?	I will hear you... but not now, not here.
20,000?!  but... i heard king charles was... financially embarrassed.	Don't look at the cost, look at what it brings.  What is your last offer?
this word is -- regrettably appropriate for the situation.  in fact what we -- the church -- wish to do is determine whether or not this girl is sent by god, as she claims.  you understand that we cannot allow just anybody to abuse god's name in this manner...	I understand.  How much?
buying her?	This word is -- regrettably appropriate for the situation.  In fact what we -- the Church -- wish to do is determine whether or not this girl is sent by God, as she claims.  You understand that we cannot allow just anybody to abuse God's name in this manner...
not so well, i regret to say.  this business with the maiden... it's caused him endless grief and torment.  that's why he's entrusted me with the task of... shall we say...	Buying her?
and your duke?  the duke of bedford?	Not so well, I regret to say.  This business with the Maiden... it's caused him endless grief and torment.  That's why he's entrusted me with the task of... shall we say...
thanks be to god.	And your Duke?  The Duke of Bedford?
he's feeling wonderful.	Thanks be to God.
good day, sir.  i trust my honorable duke of burgundy is feeling well?	He's feeling wonderful.
but... her army's so small now...	Then her faith will have to be bigger.
don't worry, charles.  if god is still with her, she will be victorious.  we're not her judges... we're just spectators.  let her go to compiegne, as you let her go to orleans, and let god decide her fate.	But... her army's so small now...
i assure you, charles, the maiden has no greater admirer than myself. but whatever our personal feelings, we cannot allow her to conduct her own private war.  for the sake of the kingdom, it is imperative that you stop her going to compiegne...	I... I can't stop her.
it's true.  there's only one king... people need to be reminded of that. nevertheless... jeanne has done so much for us...	I assure you, Charles, the Maiden has no greater admirer than myself. But whatever our personal feelings, we cannot allow her to conduct her own private war.  For the sake of the kingdom, it is imperative that you stop her going to Compiegne...
you will??	For the sake of France, Charles. And for the sake of my grandson.
you really think she's been sent... by god?	You're a fine judge of character, Charles.  It'll take you less than five minutes to expose her if she's a fake.  But if she's not -- then she will give you your answers... and place the crown on your head.
who better than a messenger from god to give answers to your questions?	You really think she's been sent... by God?
w-w-what has that got to do with this maiden?	Who better than a messenger from God to give answers to your questions?
mmmm.  yes.  i know for example the sickness that plagues your heart.  i know how painful it is for you... to have loved a father... without ever knowing if he really was yours.	W-w-what has that got to do with this Maiden?
you think?	Mmmm.  Yes.  I know for example the sickness that plagues your heart.  I know how painful it is for you... to have loved a father... without ever knowing if he really was yours.
your health and happiness has always been my first concern, charles... ever since you were a little boy -- and i think i know you better than your own mother...	You think?
peace will only be got from the english at the end of a lance!	Why do you have to be so bloodthirsty?  Do you enjoy it?  All that blood and noise and pain? Diplomacy is far more civilized... far safer... and far cheaper...
well... we are, of course, enormously grateful for your past efforts, but your task is done.  now it's time for negotiation... and after many months of skillful work, our dear tremoille is about to seal a treaty with our burgundian friends who will no longer lend their support to the english.  you see, my dear jeanne... as it is written in the bible, "to everything there is a season:  a time for war, and a time for peace"...	Peace will only be got from the English at the end of a lance!
so how would you put it?	Well... we are, of course, enormously grateful for your past efforts, but your task is done.  Now it's time for negotiation... and after many months of skillful work, our dear Tremoille is about to seal a treaty with our Burgundian friends who will no longer lend their support to the English.  You see, my dear Jeanne... as it is written in the Bible, "to everything there is a season:  a time for war, and a time for peace"...
gave you?  well now, i wouldn't quite put it like that...	So how would you put it?
why did you betray me?  paris was ours for the taking!  all i needed was another few hundred men... why did you take back the army you gave me?	Gave you?  Well now, I wouldn't quite put it like that...
now hold on -- you're not captain here... on the battlefield perhaps, but not in the royal bedchamber!	Why did you betray me?  Paris was ours for the taking!  All I needed was another few hundred men... Why did you take back the army you gave me?
get them out of here!	Now hold on -- you're not captain here... on the battlefield perhaps, but not in the royal bedchamber!
... you look wonderful...	... and my crown doesn't fit and...  Really??
ah, jeanne... come here...!  this whole coronation idea of yours is a fiasco... nothing is ready...	... You look wonderful...
i don't need lodgings if we're to be marching on orleans...	Orleans has held out for six months. I don't suppose a few days will make much difference.  Take some rest.
... and what... what did he say?	He said that I have to save France from her enemies and give her back to God, and He told me that I -- Jeanne -- will lead you to the altar at Rheims to be crowned King of France.
you did well...	I didn't wait long.  One day I was going to Mass, like I do every day, when the same strange wind started blowing again...
what was my mission?  to help my country?  but how could i do that? i was only a poor girl who knew nothing about riding or making war... so i decided to wait and not to speak to anyone about it.	You did well...
i'm... i'm not the king...	I know you're not yet -- but you will be, soon.
there's no need to be afraid, sire.	I'm... I'm not the king...
i... i don't know... it'll sound like we... betrayed her...?	Noooo!
there's no time, sire -- we can't hold up the ceremony... there's no telling when the english might come back... they're only ten leagues away...	Let them come!  Let them see who's the true king of France!
he's probably right -- let's call a delay...	There's no time, sire -- we can't hold up the ceremony... there's no telling when the English might come back... they're only ten leagues away...
my captains have sworn their support.	No doubt your captains will fight for your fine cause -- but what about the ordinary soldier?  They don't fight for causes these days. They fight for money.  Who's going to pay them?
... as always, majesty...	... to ensure our privacy.  I need to talk to her.  Alone.
my dear loyal tremoille, i know i can count on you...	... as always, majesty...
your majesty, i really think you...	My dear loyal Tremoille, I know I can count on you...
supposing she's an assassin?	Tremoille, I'm not even king yet... who'd want to assassinate me?
my astrologers assure me that the hour is p-p-propitious -- leo, with virgo rising.  have you ever noticed on the astrological chart how the virgin is next to the lion?	Supposing she's an assassin?
your majesty, i urge you not to see this woman.  it all reeks of a burgundian trap!	My astrologers assure me that the hour is p-p-propitious -- Leo, with Virgo rising.  Have you ever noticed on the astrological chart how the Virgin is next to the Lion?
i can see her if i want to.  i mean, with half of france in the hands of the english, what have i got to lose?	The other half.
not exactly.  she wants you to give her an army -- at your expanse.  bearing in mind that your mother stole every last piece of gold in the treasury, i fail to see how you can afford such an adventure.	I can see her if I want to.  I mean, with half of France in the hands of the English, what have I got to lose?
what difference does it make where she comes from?	If she comes from Burgundy it makes a difference.  It might be a trap...  Look... Signed "X".  What sort of name is "X"?  Or must we conclude that a messenger of God can't even write her own name?
you mustn't see her, my lord.  we know nothing about her... we don't even know if she is from lorraine.	What difference does it make where she comes from?
she says she'll be here tomorrow...!	You mustn't see her, my lord.  We know nothing about her... we don't even know if she is from Lorraine.
she pretends she's been sent by god! these charlatans -- it's a pity there isn't enough wood to burn them all!	She says she'll be here tomorrow...!
go on to the next question.	That's enough!  You will answer the question... or face the consequences!
but if the devil were to take on the physical appearance of a saint or an angel... or a man... how would you recognize him?  by what he said?	Go on to the next question.
i'm more interested in what he says, not what he looks like.	But if the devil were to take on the physical appearance of a saint or an angel... or a man... how would you recognize him?  By what he said?
is it long and hanging down?	I'm more interested in what he says, not what he looks like.
yes.	Is it long and hanging down?
does he have hair?	Yes.
his face.	Does he have hair?
you told us about the appearance of this... voice.  what exactly did you see?  part of it... or all of it?	His face.
then why did your king believe in you without any proof?	Go and ask him yourself.
if there was, i didn't see it...	Then why did your king believe in you without any proof?
when you saw your king for the first time, was there an angel over his head?	If there was, I didn't see it...
8,000.  we can't raise more... we can only place ourselves at the mercy of your generosity.	I must offer to the Duke.  I will give you his answer tomorrow.
may i, without offending you, inquire how generous?	20,000 gold crowns.
i know... but the english want her very badly, and i have to tell you that they are proving much more generous.	May I, without offending you, inquire how generous?
it is all his majesty can afford. he has even donated his very own personal savings.  his majesty will greatly appreciate a gesture of good will in this delicate negotiation between our two families.	I know... but the English want her very badly, and I have to tell you that they are proving much more generous.
that's not a lot.	It is all his majesty can afford. He has even donated his very own personal savings.  His majesty will greatly appreciate a gesture of good will in this delicate negotiation between our two families.
5,000 gold crowns.	That's not a lot.
not yet.	The English won't wait.
well...?  shall we go?	Not yet.
we need another ten minutes...	The bridge won't wait!
stand by with the battering-rams...	We need another ten minutes...
jeanne, what are you doing with that... you've got it back to front...	I know what I'm doing, so either lend a hand or go back to bed!
what's going on?	We're taking back the Tourelles!
the wind will be against us...	The wind will be with us!  Do as I say.
position the long-bows over there, crossbows over there -- and set up dijon culverins either side of those trees...	The wind will be against us...
can we -- uh -- discuss this later?	Sooner is better than later!
dunois... was it you who ordered the attack?  answer me?!	Can we -- uh -- discuss this later?
jeanne, put yourself in my shoes for a moment -- how would you feel, if you were me?	Knowing what I know?  Enormous gratitude.
ah, so that's it.  to you i'm just a girl.	Jeanne, put yourself in my shoes for a moment -- how would you feel, if you were me?
jeanne, you have to understand -- it's not easy for us -- i mean for our pride -- to suddenly be usurped by a -- well, with all due respect, by a... girl.	Ah, so that's it.  To you I'm just a girl.
"be patient, be patient"... is that the only advice you can ever come up with??  i've shown more patience than a dozen saints!	Jeanne, you have to understand -- it's not easy for us -- I mean for our pride -- to suddenly be usurped by a -- well, with all due respect, by a... girl.
jeanne, with respect -- we can't just attack the tourelles like that -- it's a very complicated matter and...	What complicated about it?  All you have to do is do what you're told -- what could be simpler than that? I'm the drum on which God is beating out his message -- beating so loudly it's bursting my ears -- but you're all so full of your own voices, you're deaf to His!
you know, i feel a great sorrow for you, because you're laughing now, but by tomorrow night some of you will be dead and having to repeat your jokes in front of god.	Jeanne, with respect -- we can't just attack the Tourelles like that -- it's a very complicated matter and...
jeanne, that really makes no sense at all.  the tourelles is virtually impregnable... besides, if we're on the other side of the river attacking the tourelles, what's to stop talbot attacking the city from the north?	God.
we offer the english a last chance to return home in peace.  if they refuse, we recross the river and attack them here -- at the tourelles.	Jeanne, that really makes no sense at all.  The Tourelles is virtually impregnable... besides, if we're on the other side of the river attacking the Tourelles, what's to stop Talbot attacking the city from the north?
so... what is the message?	We offer the English a last chance to return home in peace.  If they refuse, we recross the river and attack them here -- at the Tourelles.
you may have been with your counsel, but i've been with mine, and i'm telling you, god's counsel is wiser than yours, and he's telling me to speak to the english -- now!	Fine -- go now if you want, but not with me!  You may have a duty to God but I have a duty to my people, and my people are starving!  So right now I'm going to take the food back to the city, and if you can please calm down, and let me accompany you to Orleans, it will be my honor to welcome you.
well.  i'd love to see that, but after taking counsel with my captains, i felt it would be better to first bring the food into the city, then wait till alencon arrives with reinforcements before doing anything.	You may have been with your counsel, but I've been with mine, and I'm telling you, God's counsel is wiser than yours, and he's telling me to speak to the English -- now!
because if they don't, i'll raise such a war-cry against them that they will remember us forever!	Well.  I'd love to see that, but after taking counsel with my captains, I felt it would be better to first bring the food into the city, then wait till Alencon arrives with reinforcements before doing anything.
because... because -- i mean -- the english have a broad sense of humor, but... i mean, you don't understand... to them you're a witch, working for the devil.  what makes you think they'll listen to you?	Because if they don't, I'll raise such a war-cry against them that they will remember us forever!
for what?	Because... because -- I mean -- the English have a broad sense of humor, but... I mean, you don't understand... to them you're a witch, working for the devil.  What makes you think they'll listen to you?
wait, wait...	For what?
good.  can you bring me to him?	He's on the other side of the river.
i know...	Good.  Can you bring me to him?
it's coming -- i rode on ahead.  i have to speak with the captain of the english army... his name's talbot...	I know...
everywhere.  where is the food?	It's coming -- I rode on ahead.  I have to speak with the Captain of the English army... his name's Talbot...
good.  where are the english?	Everywhere.  Where is the food?
yes... they were.	Good.  Where are the English?
were you sent by lord dunois?	Yes... they were.
but... don't you think we should at least... go and... welcome her?	As long as she brings food and supplies, she'll be welcome.
xaintrailles...!  don't talk to me about miracles...  if i was still sitting there waiting for a miracle, i'd be dead now. anyway...	But... don't you think we should at least... go and... welcome her?
and it's not the first one!  they say she saved a little boy who was dying of...	Xaintrailles...!  Don't talk to me about miracles...  If I was still sitting there waiting for a miracle, I'd be dead now. Anyway...
yes, it's a miracle.	And it's not the first one!  They say she saved a little boy who was dying of...
the dauphin -- he's sending us food -- and supplies -- and an army -- led by jeanne -- the maiden from lorraine -- isn't it wonderful?!	Yes, it's a miracle.
calm yourself, xaintrailles.  now slowly.  who has finally done what?	The Dauphin -- he's sending us food -- and supplies -- and an army -- led by Jeanne -- the maiden from Lorraine -- isn't it wonderful?!
my lord dunois... i have wonderful news! -- finally -- he's sending her to us -- thanks be to god -- we're saved -- it's wonderful!	Calm yourself, Xaintrailles.  Now slowly.  Who has finally done what?
this is no good!	No good?  This is a disaster!
yes.  we can pray.	Good idea...
there must be something we can do for her for chrissakes!	Yes.  We can pray.
i do love her when her fire gets well and truly stoked!	Me too...
damn right!	Oh, but I forgot!  It was a Sunday... that explains it.  God's day off.
god... why of course -- we'd forgotten about him!  strange, i don't seem to remember seeing him at agincourt.	Damn right!
brilliant idea... but to be really effective, why not send a whole army of virgins?	That'll put fire in my soldiers!
but my voices... they promised me...	To hell with your voices -- it's time to face facts!  We have nothing to do here... none of us... not even you.  You should go home, Jeanne.
he never sent them... don't you understand?  he doesn't want this war anymore... he has his crown now, that's all he ever wanted...	But my voices... they promised me...
but... where is dunois... where are the men the king promised me?	He never sent them... Don't you understand?  He doesn't want this war anymore... he has his crown now, that's all he ever wanted...
jeanne... that is not ten thousand reinforcements -- that is one hundred very loyal but very tired soldiers.	But... where is Dunois... where are the men the king promised me?
of course i do?  bring them up!	Jeanne... that is not ten thousand reinforcements -- that is one hundred very loyal but very tired soldiers.
do you know how to count?	Of course I do?  Bring them up!
never look behind -- only ahead!	Do you know how to count?
jeanne, look behind you.	Never look behind -- only ahead!
right behind us -- dunois with another then thousand men!	Jeanne, look behind you.
reinforcements?  where??	Right behind us -- Dunois with another then thousand men!
so... bring up the reinforcements!	Reinforcements?  Where??
jeanne... we're not enough...	So... bring up the reinforcements!
i know, but so is the enemy -- they're falling back -- paris is ours...!	Jeanne... we're not enough...
jeanne... the men are exhausted!	I know, but so is the enemy -- they're falling back -- Paris is ours...!
bravo!  what about all the other hundreds of prisoners?  do we let them go too?	Maybe... I don't know... but first we have to confess...
jeanne... let him do it.  one more dead body's not going to make any difference, so who cares?	I care!  And I care because God cares!  All life is precious to God -- even his -- even yours and mine...
no... not like this...	For weeks you've been asking for this... well now you have it!
you look disappointed... isn't this what you wanted?	No... not like this...
clear?	Perfectly.
but the bridge has been pulled down!	The English are rebuilding it.
we return to orleans... across the bridge, at the tourelles.	But the bridge has been pulled down!
and... what does jeanne think?	I don't think.  I leave that to God. I'm nothing in all this, I'm just the messenger.
but will you also submit to the decision of the church?	It seems to me that the Church and Our Lord are one and the same.  Why must you complicate what is so simple?
i... submit to our lord.	But will you also submit to the decision of the Church?
so you think you did well to cut your hair and dress as a man?	I... submit to Our Lord.
it was just... more convenient as i was among soldiers...	So you think you did well to cut your hair and dress as a man?
you also cut your hair short like a man, and in the bible it clearly states that it is an abomination for a woman to pretend to be a man!  it proves your desire to deceive...	It was just... more convenient as I was among soldiers...
the clothes are not important...	You also cut your hair short like a man, and in the Bible it clearly states that it is an abomination for a woman to pretend to be a man!  It proves your desire to deceive...
who told you to wear men's clothes?	The clothes are not important...
no!	Oh?  Perhaps someone pushed you then?
and you didn't jump of your free will?	No!
yes, but...	And you didn't jump of your free will?
you mean it was not of your own free will that you were on the ledge?	Yes, but...
i know, but that's not the way things happened...	You mean it was not of your own free will that you were on the ledge?
do you not know that suicide is a very grievous sin?  no one is allowed to destroy the life that god created!	I know, but that's not the way things happened...
that's now what i meant...	Do you not know that suicide is a very grievous sin?  No one is allowed to destroy the life that God created!
how can you deny it when you just said "i'd rather die than fall into the hands of the english"...?	That's now what I meant...
no...!	How can you deny it when you just said "I'd rather die than fall into the hands of the English"...?
so when you jumped, you wanted to kill yourself?	No...!
no...	So when you jumped, you wanted to kill yourself?
did your voice tell you to jump?	No...
i had been sold to the english.  i'd rather die than fall into their hands.	Did your voice tell you to jump?
tell us, jeanne... why did you jump from the tower at beaurevoir?	I had been sold to the English.  I'd rather die than fall into their hands.
yeah...	Here -- take this instead.
besides, what about these...?	That's different... I mean... we were fighting for a... for a cause!
why not?  he has good teeth...	Because... because you just can't!
but you can't just kill a man for his teeth!	Why not?  He has good teeth...
nothing... just taking his teeth.	But you can't just kill a man for his teeth!
stop it!  what are you doing?	Nothing... just taking his teeth.
you don't believe me anymore?	We still believe in you, Jeanne.  If it were up to me, I'd chase every goddamn Englishman into the ocean. But it's not up to us anymore -- it's up to the king...
jeanne, if you don't mind... i'll stay standing... this armor... it's a nightmare to get back up...	I said, kneel!
jeanne... the man hasn't been paid for six months -- that's his only reward.  let him take a few teeth...	A few teeth... that's the price of his life?
jeanne... get up... this is ridiculous...	If you kill him, you kill me!
take mine instead -- here -- smash mine first!	Jeanne... get up... this is ridiculous...
... the smell of victory, jeanne! mmmmmmm!  i love it!	It's not possible...
you call this... glory...?  all this... this blood... this smell of...	... the smell of victory, Jeanne! Mmmmmmm!  I love it!
we... won?!	Won?!  Such a small word will never do!  This is victory, Jeanne, this is... glory!
what's the use?  the drawbridge is up!	Not for long...
prepare these as battering-rams!	What's the use?  The drawbridge is up!
physicians are a waste of time. you'll have more luck with this charm of mine... it saved my life at agincourt!	I'd sooner die than use magic!
i swear i'll never swear again in my life if you save her life!  but i'm warning you, if you let her die, then you're the biggest...	Don't swear...
god knows, but it was a bad idea!	Were the men confessed?  Where are the priests?
what happened?  who gave the order to attack?	God knows, but it was a bad idea!
jesus christ... the goddamn english will pay for this!	They will -- and so will you if you go on swearing like that.
jeanne, let me introduce the king's half brother, the dogged lord dunois.	Then, Lord Dunois, show me the way to the other side of the river...
la hire, i'm warning you -- don't swear!	Sorry Jeanne...  Did you both meet already?
hey, my friend!  i'm glad to see your ugly damn face again!	La Hire, I'm warning you -- don't swear!
so who gave the order to bring me to this side of the river??	Hey, my friend!  I'm glad to see your ugly damn face again!
still, pretty wealthy for a peasant girl wouldn't you say?	And you look pretty wealthy for a servant of God, wouldn't you say?
yes, i was given a few, but i never had time to wear them...	Still, pretty wealthy for a peasant girl wouldn't you say?
what about all those dresses you were given... silk dresses weren't they?	Yes, I was given a few, but I never had time to wear them...
no.	What about all those dresses you were given... silk dresses weren't they?
as much as for a lord?  what an honor!  did your king give you other wealth apart from horses?	No.
five steeds and a few hackneys...	As much as for a Lord?  What an honor!  Did your king give you other wealth apart from horses?
how many did he give you?	Five steeds and a few hackneys...
my king.	How many did he give you?
who gave you that horse?	My king.
yes... a half-steed... white.	Who gave you that horse?
when you were taken prisoner at compiegne, did you have a horse?	Yes... a half-steed... white.
yes, my lord.	Let's see.
you think you are ready now?	Yes, my lord.
you know what you just signed, jeanne?  you just signed away my existence... for you i'm a lie, an illusion.  you see?  in the end, you were the one who abandoned me...	No...
yes...	... to love your enemy as much as you love yourself?
are you willing to follow all his commandments?	Yes...
yes i am.	Are you willing to follow all His commandments?
do you think you are ready?	Yes I am.
there's nothing for me to do here anymore... i don't belong here i want to be with him now...	Do you think you are ready?
yes... of course... when you don't need me anymore.	Are you sent by God?
are you going to leave me too?	Yes... of course... when you don't need me anymore.
i don't think so.	Are you going to leave me too?
my voices... my voices... do you think they will ever come back?	I don't think so.
good.  but "love your enemies"... body and soul.	My voices... my voices... do you think they will ever come back?
"love your enemies"...	Good.  But "love your enemies"... body and soul.
do you think this cross will protect you?	No, I...
because... because i don't know what else to do to please him.	Do you think this cross will protect you?
what for?	Because... because I don't know what else to do to please him.
i'm trying to make my cross look more beautiful...	What for?
what are you doing on the wall?	I'm trying to make my cross look more beautiful...
i -- i cleaned up my room, look... and i said my prayers... all of them... and...	What are you doing on the wall?
i never took pleasure in hurting anyone?	Really?
ah, pleasure... that's a difficult word to define.  when does the pain end and the pleasure begin...? when did your pleasure begin with that sword in your hand...?	I never took pleasure in hurting anyone?
why are you doing this to me??  do you get pleasure from hurting me?	Ah, pleasure... that's a difficult word to define.  When does the pain end and the pleasure begin...? When did your pleasure begin with that sword in your hand...?
i don't agree.  why do you have to keep changing your mind all the time?	Why are you doing this to me??  Do you get pleasure from hurting me?
no, i do not think so.  i don't think that killing each other will ever bring peace.	I agree...
no, no, you did fine.  i'd even say well done.  besides, most of the ones you killed probably deserved it, don't you think?	No, I do not think so.  I don't think that killing each other will ever bring peace.
i... i was defending myself as best i could!  everyone has the right to defend themselves, don't they?  or should i have let myself be killed?	No, no, you did fine.  I'd even say well done.  Besides, most of the ones you killed probably deserved it, don't you think?
"let all who love me follow me"... where does god get mentioned?  come on jeanne, be honest.  you fought for yourself, in your name.	I... I was defending myself as best I could!  Everyone has the right to defend themselves, don't they?  Or should I have let myself be killed?
yes!  we fought and killed in his name... the king of heaven!	Really?
in his name??	Yes!  We fought and killed in His name... the King of Heaven!
no, but... why didn't he stop it? or did he get pleasure, watching us killing each other in his name?	In His name??
is he the one who spread all this blood and misery?	No, but... why didn't he stop it? Or did he get pleasure, watching us killing each other in his name?
yes... yes!  and now you tell me why god let all these battles happen in the first place... if he's so powerful... he said he's "the creator of heaven and earth, the source of all life..." he could have easily stopped all this blood and misery?  why didn't he?	Is he the one who spread all this blood and misery?
so your memory's coming back?	Yes... yes!  And now you tell me why God let all these battles happen in the first place... if he's so powerful... he said he's "the creator of heaven and earth, the source of all life..." he could have easily stopped all this blood and misery?  Why didn't he?
stop, stop... i can't remember!  the battles were all so confusing... there was so much smoke, dust, noise... i was being attacked on all sides, so... maybe... perhaps i fought back but it was only to defend myself...	So your memory's coming back?
no!  i don't want to know anymore! leave me alone!  i didn't kill that man!	Oh no?  How about this one?
oh?  you can't remember?  let me help your memory...	No!  I don't want to know anymore! Leave me alone!  I didn't kill that man!
i'm not lying, i... i can't remember... leave me alone!	Oh?  You can't remember?  Let me help your memory...
but... it didn't just get there by itself.	True -- every event has an infinite number of causes -- but why pick one rather than another?  There are many ways a sword might find itself in a field...
no.  that was a sword in a field.	But... it didn't just get there by itself.
like... like the wind... and the clouds... and... the bells... and what about that sword lying in the field... that was a sign...!	No.  That was a sword in a field.
what signs?	Like... like the wind... and the clouds... and... the bells... and what about that sword lying in the field... that was a sign...!
no, but... he sent me so many signs!	What signs?
you mean god said, "i need you, jeanne?"	No, but... he sent me so many signs!
yes... lots of things!	You mean God said, "I need you, Jeanne?"
god asked you to do something?	Yes... lots of things!
because!  because i've always been faithful to god, and i've followed everything he said... and i've done everything he asked me...	God asked you to do something?
why would they?	Because!  Because I've always been faithful to God, and I've followed everything he said... and I've done everything he asked me...
what do you mean, they won't come?	Why would they?
they won't come anyway.	What do you mean, they won't come?
because... i have to be alone!	They won't come anyway.
why not?	Because... I have to be alone!
no, no -- you can't stay or they won't come!	Why not?
i want to see that.  do you mind if i stay... on the side?  i won't bother you.	No, no -- you can't stay or they won't come!
yes... that's what i pray for...!	I want to see that.  Do you mind if I stay... on the side?  I won't bother you.
they're going to come and visit you in here?	Yes... that's what I pray for...!
my... visions...	They're going to come and visit you in here?
who?	My... visions...
yes!	Who?
why?  are you waiting for someone else?	Yes!
what are you doing here?  please... leave... you can't stay here...	Why?  Are you waiting for someone else?
why were you yelling like that?!	What are you doing here?  Please... leave... you can't stay here...
i don't understand.  what do you want from me?	I told you already... I'm here to set you free...
oh, so you don't want war anymore? you want to be at peace?  you want to be able to change your mind anytime you feel like it and expect everyone to go along with it?	I don't understand.  What do you want from me?
i don't know -- i don't care anymore -- i just want to be at peace!	Oh, so you don't want war anymore? You want to be at peace?  You want to be able to change your mind anytime you feel like it and expect everyone to go along with it?
oh?  and just because you realize now, everybody else should forgive you?!	I don't know -- I don't care anymore -- I just want to be at peace!
no, no... i'm just so tired, and lost, and... i didn't realize what i was doing!	Oh?  And just because you realize now, everybody else should forgive you?!
that's too easy.  one minute you want to die, the next you want to live...  do you think that life is a toy that can be played with and then broken when you don't want it anymore?	No, no... I'm just so tired, and lost, and... I didn't realize what I was doing!
i am true -- to my lord, the king of heaven.  he knows how much i love him -- that's all that matters to me...	How can you pretend that you love God when you're about to throw away the most precious thing he gave you? Life is a gift, you should know that by now Jeanne -- a gift from God. You know what He'd say to you, if He was here?  "What are you doing to me, Jeanne?"
if you were true to yourself... if your faith was firm, you wouldn't need to run away from yourself like this...	I am true -- to my Lord, the King of Heaven.  He knows how much I love him -- that's all that matters to me...
i... i never lied!	If you were true to yourself... if your faith was firm, you wouldn't need to run away from yourself like this...
you'll be dead soon enough anyway, so why be in such a hurry?  why not face up to your lies?  it's your lies you can't stand anymore...	I... I never lied!
everything!  prison -- humiliation -- being abandoned and betrayed by everyone -- i can't stand it anymore -- i'd rather die!	You'll be dead soon enough anyway, so why be in such a hurry?  Why not face up to your lies?  It's your lies you can't stand anymore...
and what exactly is it that you can't take anymore of?	Everything!  Prison -- humiliation -- being abandoned and betrayed by everyone -- I can't stand it anymore -- I'd rather die!
i... i'm leaving... i can't take anymore...	And what exactly is it that you can't take anymore of?
i might ask you the same question.	I... I'm leaving... I can't take anymore...
what are you doing out here?	I might ask you the same question.
i... don't know... what do you want from me?	Nothing.  I'm here to set you free...
who are you to decide if you should live or die?	I... don't know... what do you want from me?
i don't know... please... tell me i'm dead...	WHO ARE YOU TO DECIDE IF YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE?
you think god isn't big enough to deliver his own messages?	I don't know... please... tell me I'm dead...
i don't know... i thought...	YOU THINK GOD ISN'T BIG ENOUGH TO DELIVER HIS OWN MESSAGES?
who are you to even think you can know the difference between good and evil?  are you god?	No... no... I'm just a messenger... He needs me... a higher calling...
who... who are you...?	I am that I am.  You don't like my face?  Maybe you prefer this one...
what have you done to me?	I -- I -- I...
jeanne... what are you doing?	Playing...
soon you'll be able to take the holy mass, and as you eat of his flesh and drink of his blood, you will be at one with him.	I want to be at one with Him now.
i want to be with him always...	Soon you'll be able to take the Holy Mass, and as you eat of his flesh and drink of his blood, you will be at one with him.
jeanne, be patient.	I want to be with him always...
i don't want to wait for his call.	Jeanne, be patient.
then what will?  and what will bring her back?  and why did she have to die in the first place instead of me?  why didn't he take my life instead of hers?  it was my fault -- i was late -- she gave me her hiding place...!!	Jeanne... calm down...!  Calm down, Jeanne!
i realize your anger, jeanne, but we must learn to forgive.  it's hard, but revenge will never bring about peace.	Then what will?  And what will bring her back?  And why did she have to die in the first place instead of me?  Why didn't he take my life instead of hers?  It was my fault -- I was late -- she gave me her hiding place...!!
i know jesus says to love our enemies but i can't -- i just want the english to burn in hell for ever and ever!	I realize your anger, Jeanne, but we must learn to forgive.  It's hard, but revenge will never bring about peace.
only god knows the answer to that.	I know Jesus says to love our enemies but I can't -- I just want the English to burn in hell for ever and ever!
why did she have to die?	Only God knows the answer to that.
i heard about your sister, and i... understand your pain...	Why did she have to die?
he says... he says i must be good... and help everyone... and take care of myself.  do you think he's coming from the sky?	Perhaps... but wherever he comes from, I think you should listen to him, because it sounds like he's giving you very good advice.
and what does he say to you?	He says... he says I must be good... and help everyone... and take care of myself.  Do you think he's coming from the sky?
beautiful.	And what does he say to you?
what... does he... look like?	Beautiful.
he never says his name.	What... does he... look like?
who is this "he"?	He never says his name.
well, i try and talk to him, but mostly he's the one who does the talking.	Who is this "he"?
him?	Well, I try and talk to him, but mostly he's the one who does the talking.
i feel safe here.  and it's where i can talk to him.	Him?
then... why are you here so often?	I feel safe here.  And it's where I can talk to him.
yes, it is.	Then... why are you here so often?
so... everything sounds... wonderful?	Yes, it is.
and what about your other friends... you don't like playing with them?	Oh yes, I play with them... lots...
oh yes, my sister's just... she's... wonderful.	And what about your other friends... you don't like playing with them?
good, good.  and your sister... catherine -- she's still your best friend?	Oh yes, my sister's just... she's... wonderful.
oh yes, she's... wonderful.	Good, good.  And your sister... Catherine -- she's still your best friend?
and your mother -- everything's fine with her?	Oh yes, she's... wonderful.
oh yes... very.	And your mother -- everything's fine with her?
well no, but... jeanne, are you happy at home?	Oh yes... very.
is that bad?	Well no, but... Jeanne, are you happy at home?
jeanne -- if we were to ask forgiveness all the time, we'd spend our whole life in church.	Is that bad?
he already did, but i want god to forgive me too.	Jeanne -- if we were to ask forgiveness all the time, we'd spend our whole life in church.
i'm sure he'll forgive you.	He already did, but I want God to forgive me too.
my father's.	I'm sure he'll forgive you.
whose were they?	My father's.
they weren't my shoes.  mine were too small.	Whose were they?
there's no sin in charity, jeanne.	They weren't my shoes.  Mine were too small.
i saw a poor monk without shoes so i gave him some.	There's no sin in charity, Jeanne.
so... alright.  what terrible sin have you committed since then that can't wait till tomorrow to be forgiven?	I saw a poor monk without shoes so I gave him some.
i need to confess again.	So... alright.  What terrible sin have you committed since then that can't wait till tomorrow to be forgiven?
but you already confessed this morning...	I need to confess again.
i need to confess.	But you already confessed this morning...
you know i'm always happy to see you, jeanne, but to keep coming here twice, three times a day...	I need to confess.
a singer. her husband's an actor. i knew them well. good people. i'd like to talk to her.	Don't forget, Mr. Wladek, they hang them for helping Jews.
a beauty. who is she?	A singer. Her husband's an actor. I knew them well. Good people. I'd like to talk to her.
yes.	A beauty. Who is she?
someone you know?	Yes.
why are you here, mr. wladek?	It's like this... I...we...all of them.
i'm sorry, mr wladek, he wants you to stop.	Who wants me to stop?
dorota, don't be ridiculous, he's a pediatrician.	He's still a doctor.
i'll get dr luczak, we can trust him.	Dorota, don't be ridiculous, he's a pediatrician.
you can't, it's too dangerous.	I'll get Dr Luczak, we can trust him.
i'm going to get a doctor.	You can't, it's too dangerous.
this is my husband. wladyslaw szpilman. marek gebczynski sent him.	Oh, yes. I remember.
christmas.  this is not a good time to have children. but then...	This is my husband. Wladyslaw Szpilman. Marek Gebczynski sent him.
when's your baby due?	Christmas.  This is not a good time to have children. But then...
dead.	When's your baby due?
and how's yurek?	Dead.
just over a year.	And how's Yurek?
how long have you been married?	Just over a year.
he'll be here soon.	How long have you been married?
i've been in hiding. i need somewhere to stay.	He'll be here soon.
he'll be back before curfew.	I've been in hiding. I need somewhere to stay.
i need help.	He'll be back before curfew.
michal dzikiewicz. he's my husband.	I need help.
i'm sorry - i was given this address. i'm looking for a mr--  -- a mr dzikiewicz.	Michal Dzikiewicz. He's my husband.
sit.	I'm sorry - I was given this address. I'm looking for a Mr--  -- a Mr Dzikiewicz.
come in! come in!	Sit.
dorota.	Come in! come in!
wladyslaw szpilman.	Dorota.
that's what i said, it's so - it's too absurd!	I'll see you...soon.
don't worry, it won't last long.	That's what I said, it's so - it's too absurd!
fine, no, not really, they arrested my cousin, but jurek says they'll let him out.  this is disgraceful.	Don't worry, it won't last long.
how are you doing?	Fine, no, not really, they arrested my cousin, but Jurek says they'll let him out.  This is disgraceful.
i didn't want to come, i didn't want to see all this, but i couldn't stop myself.	How are you doing?
dorota!	I didn't want to come, I didn't want to see all this, but I couldn't stop myself.
oh, mr szpilman, you're quite... quite wonderful.	Wladek, please.
wladek, please.	No one plays Chopin like you.
i've always loved your playing, mr. szpilman.	Wladek, please.
yes!  it was...it was unforgettable.	I've always loved your playing, Mr. Szpilman.
really?	Yes!  It was...it was unforgettable.
you know something? meeting you like that was absolutely wonderful.	Really?
i nagged jurek for weeks and weeks. and at last he gave in and said, 'all right, come with me tomorrow,' and so i came and they bombed the station.	You know something? Meeting you like that was absolutely wonderful.
my name's dorota, i'm jurek's sister. oh! you're bleeding.	It's nothing.
who are you?	My name's Dorota, I'm Jurek's sister. oh! You're bleeding.
i came specially to meet you today. i love your playing, but what a day to choose.	Who are you?
hello.	I came specially to meet you today. I love your playing, but what a day to choose.
for what? for my tie?	American Jews, and there's lots of them, what have they done for us? What do they think they're doing? People here are dying, haven't got a bite to eat. The Jewish bankers over there should be persuading America to declare war on Germany!
to tell you the truth, i thought it would be worse.	How will we sleep?
let me see this.	Doesn't it say we have to provide these armbands ourselves? Where will we get them?
will i still be able to play?	Let's find out.
what did i tell you?	What are you doing?
where do you want me to go?  look at me. no, no, i'm not leaving. can't i take my chances here?	That's your decision.  But when they storm the flat, throw yourself out of die window - don't let them get you alive. I have poison on me, they won't get me alive either!
the gestapo found our weapons. they've arrested janina and andrzej. they're bound to find out about this place, too - you must get away at once.	Where do you want me to go?  Look at me. No, no, I'm not leaving. Can't I take my chances here?
what's happened?	The Gestapo found our weapons. They've arrested Janina and Andrzej. They're bound to find out about this place, too - you must get away at once.
i'm on the run!	What's happened?
what's happened?	I'm on the run!
get your things together, you have to leave!	What's happened?
yes, but sometimes i'm still not sure which side of the wall i'm on.	Here.
must feel better this side of the wall.	Yes, but sometimes I'm still not sure which side of the wall I'm on.
i'll be fine.	You'll have to stay here until tomorrow afternoon.
it's not going to be very comfortable.	I'll be fine.
wish i knew you better.	Thanks.
what?	wish I knew you better.
funny time to say this.	What?
what?	Funny time to say this.
halina?	What?
calm down, what, what is it?	They're hunting people on the streets. They've picked up Henryk.
oh my god, it's terrible, you've got to do something, oh my god!	Calm down, what, what is it?
what's happened?	Oh my God, it's terrible, you've got to do something, oh my God!
have you seen this?	What, I'm working, what?
who told you?	People I know. They said you're an important man.
yitzchak, they told me you had influence.	Who told you?
then there's nothing i can do. he should've joined us when i gave him the chance..	Yitzchak, they told me you had influence.
i've no money.	Then there's nothing I can do. He should've joined us when I gave him the chance..
it costs.	I've no money.
can you help us?	It costs.
oh, you need me now, yes, now you need me!	Can you help us?
can you help?	Oh, you need me now, yes, now you need me!
tough luck.	Can you help?
believe me, they've picked him up.	Tough luck.
i haven't seen him.	Believe me, they've picked him up.
henryk's in there.	I haven't seen him.
yes, please.	I'm doing you people a favour. And what about you, Wladek? You're a great pianist. And we've got an excellent police jazz band. They'd welcome you with open arms. Join us. You've got no work...
yes, i'm looking at you and that's why i'm here. your whole family can have a better life. you want to go on struggling for survival, selling books on the street?	Yes, please.
but why me? i thought you only recruited boys with rich fathers. look at my father, look at us, i mean...	Yes, I'm looking at you and that's why I'm here. Your whole family can have a better life. You want to go on struggling for survival, selling books on the street?
someone's got to do it, henryk.	But why me? I thought you only recruited boys with rich fathers. Look at my father, look at us, I mean...
oh? more jewish police? you mean you want me to wear a cap like yours, beat up jews with my truncheon and catch the gestapo spirit. i see!	Someone's got to do it, Henryk.
don't be clever with me, henryk. i've come here as a friend. they're bringing jews in from all over the country. soon there'll be half a million people in the ghetto. we need more jewish police...	Oh? More Jewish police? You mean you want me to wear a cap like yours, beat up Jews with my truncheon and catch the Gestapo spirit. I see!
who's recruiting?	Don't be clever with me, Henryk. I've come here as a friend. They're bringing Jews in from all over the country. Soon there'll be half a million people in the ghetto. We need more Jewish police...
we're recruiting.	Who's recruiting?
boys, boys...	Your work, yes, playing the piano for all the parasites in the ghetto, they don't give a damn about people's sufferings, they don't even notice what's going on around them!
henryk, i said nothing bad.	What's the matter with you all? Have you lost your sense of humour?
and, please, tonight, for once, i don't want anything bad talked about. let's enjoy our meal.	Okay, then I'll tell you something funny. You know who I mean by Dr. Raszeja.
what's this about?	Sit down, have tea, I'll start lunch when the girls get back.
the germans go into jewish homes and they just take what they want, furniture, valuables, anything.	Do they?
what d'you mean, take the table away?	The Germans go into Jewish homes and they just take what they want, furniture, valuables, anything.
and suppose they take the table away?	What d'you mean, take the table away?
very appropriate.	Yes, that's why I brought it.
'if you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?'	Very appropriate.
what are you reading?	'If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?'
otherwise what?	You'll be deported.
you have to have an employment certificate to work for one of the german firms in the ghetto, otherwise...	Otherwise what?
what's that mean, no employment certificate?	You have to have an employment certificate to work for one of the German firms in the ghetto, otherwise...
hungry.	What's that mean, no employment certificate?
what's the matter? are you sick?	Hungry.
that's also my business.	What's the matter? Are you sick?
you're mad, that's your trouble, you're mad.	That's also my business.
it's nothing to do with you. it's me they wanted, not you. why do you interfere in other people's business?	You're mad, that's your trouble, you're mad.
they were taking you away.	It's nothing to do with you. It's me they wanted, not you. Why do you interfere in other people's business?
i can look after myself!	They were taking you away.
pay him? with what? with what could i pay him? every zloty i earn we spend on food!	I can look after myself!
what did you pay him?	Pay him? With what? With what could I pay him? Every zloty I earn we spend on food!
i didn't grovel, i asked him to help.	What did you pay him?
did you beg, did you grovel to that piece of shit, that cockroach?	I didn't grovel, I asked him to help.
you're out, aren't you?	Did you beg, did you grovel to that piece of shit, that cockroach?
you go to heller, did i ask you to talk to him?	You're out, aren't you?
well, you know what's funny? you're funny with that ridiculous tie.	What are you talking about, my tie? What's my tie got to do with anything? I need the tie for my work.
it's not funny.	Well, you know what's funny? You're funny with that ridiculous tie.
i know.	You don't know, believe me. They bribe the guards. The guards turn a blind eye. They're bringing in cartloads, food, tobacco, liquor, French cosmetics, and the poor are dying all around them and they don't give a damn.
three lousy zlotys. and there are people here making millions.	I know.
that's better than yesterday.	Three lousy zlotys. And there are people here making millions.
just one. dostoevsky. the idiot. three zlotys.	That's better than yesterday.
you sell anything?	Just one. Dostoevsky. The Idiot. Three zlotys.
but...they won't get all of us... we'll...it's too small...there's four hundred thousand of us in warsaw!	No. Three hundred and sixty thousand, so it'll be easy.
a good place for what?  he's insane!	Just shut up.
of course they'll notice it. but look--  this is a good place for something.	A good place for what?  He's insane!
we leave the money and the watch on the table. and we cover it like this.  in full view. the germans will search high and low, i promise you, they'll never notice it.	Of course they'll notice it. But look--  This is a good place for something.
we use what?	We leave the money and the watch on the table. And we cover it like this.  In full view. The Germans will search high and low, I promise you, they'll never notice it.
you know what we do? we use psychology.	We use what?
that makes a change.	You know what we do? We use psychology.
no, no. listen, i've been thinking --	That makes a change.
mama, that was a great dinner.	It certainly was.
they bombed us, we're off the air.	Warsaw's not the only radio station.
yes, but what good did it do?	What good? Wladek, I'm surprised at you. They died with  dignity, that's what good it did. And you know something else?  Now the Poles will rise. We're ready. We'll fight, too. You'll see.
they're in shock. they didn't expect it. nobody expected it. jews fighting back? who'd have thought?	Yes, but what good did it do?
yes, so did the germans.	They're in shock. They didn't expect it. Nobody expected it. Jews fighting back? Who'd have thought?
wladek, stop that. it's over now. just be proud it happened. my god, did they put up a fight.	Yes, so did the Germans.
should never have come out. i should've stayed there, fought with them.	Wladek, stop that. It's over now. Just be proud it happened. My God, did they put up a fight.
no one thought they'd hold out so long.	should never have come out. I should've stayed there, fought with them.
can you help? i've no money...	Please, don't insult us.  Can you do something for him?
i'm not, but majorek is.	Can you help? I've no money...
i didn't know you were in the certificate business.	I'm not, but Majorek is.
why didn't you come to me?	I didn't know you were in the certificate business.
i've been trying to get a certificate of employment for my father. i've managed to get certificates for me and the rest of the family but i need one more for my father. i've been trying all the firms, the shops...	Why didn't you come to me?
rumours, rumours, you take it all too much to heart, wladek.	I've been trying to get a certificate of employment for my father. I've managed to get certificates for me and the rest of the family but I need one more for my father. I've been trying all the firms, the shops...
you've heard the rumours they're going to resettle us in the east?	Rumours, rumours, you take it all too much to heart, Wladek.
i have to say you look terrible. what's the trouble?	You've heard the rumours they're going to resettle us in the East?
not this week.	I have to say you look terrible. What's the trouble?
i thought you'd be off on tour, playing london, paris, new york?	Not this week.
five hundred. you know how many people on average read one copy? twenty.  that makes ten thousand readers. these will start the uprising. majorek hides them in his underpants. and leaves them in toilets.	Toilets?
there are notices going up. the city's to be cleansed of undesirables.	There are always notices going up.
you're too well known, wladek. and you know what? you musicians don't make good conspirators. you're too...too musical.	There are notices going up. The city's to be cleansed of undesirables.
but i want to help, i want to.	You're too well known, Wladek. And you know what? You musicians don't make good conspirators. You're too...too musical.
you're an artist, wladek, you keep people's spirits up. you do enough.	But I want to help, I want to.
jehuda, give me something to do.	You're an artist, Wladek, you keep people's spirits up. You do enough.
bad news, you crazy? you have no world view, wladek, that's your trouble. the news couldn't be better. the moment hitler invaded russia, i knew we'd be all right. remember napoleon. same business. the germans will freeze to death, please god.	Jehuda, give me something to do.
i don't know why i come here every evening, it's always such bad news.	Bad news, you crazy? You have no world view, Wladek, that's your trouble. The news couldn't be better. The moment Hitler invaded Russia, I knew we'd be all right. Remember Napoleon. Same business. The Germans will freeze to death, please God.
the germans are advancing on kharkhov.	I don't know why I come here every evening, it's always such bad news.
so, what's the news?	The Germans are advancing on Kharkhov.
no, i'm a socialist. i have brothers everywhere. they bring me news and food. we care about our fellow human beings. workers of the world unite.	So, what's the news?
you're amazing, jehuda.	No, I'm a socialist. I have brothers everywhere. They bring me news and food. We care about our fellow human beings. Workers of the world unite.
ah, here. today's news from the other side.	You're amazing, Jehuda.
...not even music, nothing, no radios for the poles. but i'm sure you'll find work, wladek, a pianist like you.	Maybe, maybe not, but, Jurek, don't be offended, I didn't call to discuss my future career.
yes, i know, but jurek, jurek...	...not even music, nothing, no radios for the Poles. But I'm sure you'll find work, Wladek, a pianist like you.
fine, we're fine in the circumstances. but i can guess what you've called about. there's nothing we can do; they won't reopen the station--	Yes, I know, but Jurek, Jurek...
fine, we're fine, thank you, and you?	Fine, we're fine in the circumstances. But I can guess what you've called about. There's nothing we can do; they won't reopen the station--
wladek! how are you?	Fine, we're fine, thank you, and you?
jurek? wladek szpilman.	Wladek! How are you?
i was listening, kitten.	Liar, you fell asleep. Pig!
if i play like an angel, why don't you listen?	I was listening, Kitten.
you're a dirty pig!	Takes one to know one! Pig!
dirty pig!	You're a dirty pig!
bitch!	Dirty pig!
pig!	Bitch!
cow!	Pig!
pig!	Cow!
i treat you like dirt because you are dirt.	Pig!
you know what? you treat me like dirt!	I treat you like dirt because you are dirt.
what d'you think i mean, kitten? i forgot, that's what i mean.	You know what? You treat me like dirt!
puppydog, what d'you mean, you forgot?	What d'you think I mean, Kitten? I forgot, that's what I mean.
you made contact?	Be ready to leave in two days' time. Same place as last night.
i tried your friends. they're not at that address any more.  but.	You made contact?
it's easy to get out, it's how you survive on the other side that's hard.	I know. But last summer, I worked for a day in Zelazna Brama Square. I saw someone I knew. A singer. Her husband's an actor. They're old friends.  I've written their names down. And their address. If they're still there. Janina Godlewska and Andrzej Bogucki. Good people. Majorek, you go into the town every day. Would you try and make contact? Ask them if they'd help me get out of here?
have a favour to ask. i want to get out of here.	It's easy to get out, it's how you survive on the other side that's hard.
they're going to start the final resettlement now. we know what it means. we sent someone out. zygmunt. a good man. his orders were to follow the trains out of warsaw. he got to sokolow. a local railwayman told him the tracks are divided, one branch leading to treblinka. he said every day freight trains carrying people from warsaw forked to treblinka and returned empty. no transports of food are ever seen on that line. and civilians are forbidden to approach the treblinka station. they're exterminating us. won't take them long. we're sixty thousand left. out of half a million. mostly young people. and this time we're going to fight. we're in good shape. we're organised. we're prepared.	If you need help...
since last night. i was pleased to see you.	They're going to start the final resettlement now. We know what it means. We sent someone out. Zygmunt. A good man. His orders were to follow the trains out of Warsaw. He got to Sokolow. A local railwayman told him the tracks are divided, one branch leading to Treblinka. He said every day freight trains carrying people from Warsaw forked to Treblinka and returned empty. No transports of food are ever seen on that line. And civilians are forbidden to approach the Treblinka station. They're exterminating us. Won't take them long. We're sixty thousand left. Out of half a million. Mostly young people. And this time we're going to fight. We're in good shape. We're organised. We're prepared.
how long have you been here?	Since last night. I was pleased to see you.
i'm sorry, i did my best, i thought the certificates would save us all.	Stop it, Wladek.
no, no, no, i'm staying put. if i'm going to die, i prefer to die at home.	God forbid!
pack, wladek, there's no time.	I'm not going anywhere.
and what do you think you'll do while you're setting up a new line of defence? wander round lugging your suitcases?	Pack, Wladek, there's no time.
out of warsaw.	Out of Warsaw. Where?
where are we going?	Out of Warsaw.
pack, darling, get your things, pack.	Where are we going?
it's a little cut, nothing.	I've been worried sick.
thank god - wladek! you're wounded.	It's a little cut, nothing.
you don't want to worry about that. my grandfather was jilted by his girl friend when he got jaundice.  in my opinion, jaundice is not very serious. drink up.	Why didn't you come sooner? It's been over two weeks.
sorry, i don't remember.	Doesn't matter. You've nothing to worry about. I'll visit often.
warsaw radio. i was a technician. i saw you almost every day.	Sorry, I don't remember.
no, i don't think so?	Warsaw Radio. I was a technician. I saw you almost every day.
you don't remember me, mr. szpilman?	No, I don't think so?
szpilman.	Szpilman.  Good name for a pianist.
tell me your name. i'll listen out for you.	Szpilman.
i'll play the piano again. on polish radio.	Tell me your name. I'll listen out for you.
i've got another one.  warmer.  what will you do when it's all over?	I'll play the piano again. On Polish radio.
what about you?	I've got another one.  Warmer.  What will you do when it's all over?
don't thank me. thank god. it's his will that we should survive. well. that's what we have to believe.	What about you?
i don't know how to thank you.	Don't thank me. Thank God. It's His will that we should survive. Well. That's what we have to believe.
not yet.	I don't know how to thank you.
are the russians here?	Not yet.
we're getting out.	Are the Russians here?
what's happening?	We're getting out.
what's all that gunfire?	The Russians. On the other side of the river.  All you have to do is hang on for a few more weeks.
in the attic.	Show me.
where are you hiding?	In the attic.
i am... i was a pianist.	A pianist.
what's your work?	I am... I was a pianist.
where do you live?	What's your work?
i was... i was trying to open this tin.	Where do you live?
what the hell are you doing?	I was... I was trying to open this tin.
we have just come from george banes' and they have taken him over. it is no wonder he is leaving, he has got in too deep with the natives. they sit on his floor as proud as kings, but without a shred of manners.	... without a shred of manners.
yes, like a cave.	Ohh no, it makes my skin creep!
ohhh, it's so dark, it's like a dank cave.	Yes, like a cave.
to be deaf?	Oh yes, dear too - TERRIBLE! AWFUL!"'
i can't imagine a fate worse than being dumb. turn around.	To be deaf?
well you stopped combing your hair, which is a good thing, it was looking over done.  you see these are the slits that the heads will go through, show him nessie ... they'll be dead, the reverend is going to use animal blood, no doubt it will be very dramatic. tea!	It will be very dramatic.
careful! watch his hand.	Watch his hand
watch your feet!	Careful! Watch his hand.
watch your feet!	Watch your feet!
baines is packing up?	Well he has NOTHING to pack, but he is leaving. And it is just as well; Nessie has foolishly grown an affection for him ... we have had some tears
he is quite altered, as if they had been trying some native witchcraft on him. well tomorrow or the day after he will be gone.	Baines is packing up?
how are the lessons going? ada nods enthusiastically. he's getting on all right? ada nods again good.	That is good, yes.
and with time she will, i'm sure, become affectionate.	Certainly, there is nothing so easy to like as a pet and they are quite silent.
oh indeed. cotton'.	And with time she will, I'm sure, become affectionate.
there is something to be said for silence	Oh indeed. Cotton'.
oh, yes, yes of course, a concern.	There is something to be said for silence
no, it was a table.	Well, she was very violent with the gown. She tore off a chunk of lace. if hadn't been there I'd have sworn she'd used her teeth
no sound at all?	No, it was a table.
i knew she was mute, but now i'm thinking it's more than that. i'm wondering if she's not brain affected.	No sound at all?
like it were a piano?	It's strange isn't it? I mean it's not a piano, it doesn't make any sound.
what would you think if someone played a kitchen table like it were a piano?	Like it were a piano?
well, that is a strong opinion.	Yes, it's unholy.
one day when my mother and father were singing together in the forest, a great storm blew up out of nowhere. but so passionate was their singing that they did not notice, nor did they stop as the rain began to fall and when their voices rose for the final bars of the duet a great bolt of lightening came out of the sky and struck my father so that he lit up like a torch... and at the same moment my father was struck dead my mother was struck dumb! she- never-spoke-another-word.	Ohhh ... dear. Not another word From the shock, yes it would be.
ohhh i've never been there.	Mother used to sing the songs in German and her voice would echo across the valleys
the alps.	Ohhh I've never been there.
which mountains are those dear?	The Alps.
well, yes, in austria where be conducted the royal orchestra.	And where did they get married?
i thought she met your father in luxemburg.	Well, yes, in Austria where be conducted the Royal Orchestra.
ohh the tag is broken.	.... They met when my mother was an opera singer... in Luxemburg...
my real father was a famous german composer	Ohh the tag is broken.
no, i love her, we will be a family. i have her piano. i will mend it, she will get better.	I miss you.
i worry for you.	No, I love her, we will be a family. I have her piano. I will mend it, she will get better.
go peini ... haere atu e peini.	I'll be back.
she lives her own life in new jersey, america.	You have spare wife here Peini. You get rnana for that. Our chief four wives.
don't answer, he low born. jun look at him, mongrel. your wife where she?	She lives her own life in New Jersey, America.
i got the good wife for you peini. she pray good. clean. read bible. you sleep her peini. she chief daughter.	No, no bible readers.
no, but her words are in my head.  i know what you think, that it's a trick, that i'm making it up. no, the words i heard, were her words.	What are they?
spoken words?	No, but her words are in my head.  I know what you think, that it's a trick, that I'm making it up. No, the words I heard, were her words.
she has spoken to me. i heard her voice. there was no sound, but i beard it here . her voice was there in my head. i watched her lips, they did not make the words, yet the harder i listened the clearer i heard her, as clear as i hear you, as dear as i hear my own voice.	Spoken words?
no, words. you have never heard words?	No, not words.
you mean in signs?	No, words. You have never heard words?
has ada ever spoken to you?	You mean in signs?
it was more to your wife that i gave it.	Well, thank you, I expect she will appreciate it.
well, i doubt i want it very much myself.	It was more to your wife that I gave it.
no, no payment. i have given it back. i don't want it.	Well, I doubt I want it very much myself.
and what does this do to our bargain? i cannot afford the piano if you mean me to pay.	No, no payment. I have given it back. I don't want it.
no.	And what does this do to our bargain? I cannot afford the piano if you mean me to pay.
you don't want to learn.	No.
i don't want to learn.	You don't want to learn.
i don't think you should have given up the piano. i will make sure you are properly taught, with music written on to sheets and...	I don't want to learn.
i'll have to come and hear you play. what do you play.	Nothing just yet
ada says you're doing well with the piano?	I'll have to come and hear you play. what do you play.
yes, why not.	Ada says you're doing well with the piano?
t-w~e-l-v~e.	Te, kawnarna paraikete mo te tahi hawlie 0 te whenna uci.  UNSUBTITLED
i'll have to get lessons. it wouldn't be much use without them.	Yes, I suppose you would.
well baines the music lover, i never would have known. hidden talents george.	I'll have to get lessons. It wouldn't be much use without them.
yes, i thought that.	Well Baines the music lover, I never would have known. Hidden talents George.
you'd have to organise it up here.	Yes, I thought that.
the piano.	The piano on the beach? Ada's piano?
what for?	The piano.
i'd like to make a swap.	What for?
good, flatish land with reliable water, why? i don't have money. what are you about?	I'd like to make a swap.
yes	Good, flatish land with reliable water, why? I don't have money. What are you about?
on your property?	Yes
those 80 acres, that cross the stream, what do you think of them?	On your property?
they want more money. they are trying to make two days out of it?	No, no they know another track - to the side of this.
someone died here. it's tapu.	But we came down this way didn't we? I'm sure we did.
what's he say?	Someone died here. It's tapu.
she looks tired.	She's stunted, that's one thing.
she says, throw it overboard. she doesn't want it. she says it's spoiled	I have the key here, look, I'll have it mended...
what?	She says, throw it overboard. She doesn't want it. She says it's spoiled
it's quite safe, they are managing...	What?
she says, throw the piano overboard.	It's quite safe, they are managing...
what did she say?	She says, throw the piano overboard.
he chopped it off	Jesus! I'll kill him! I'll kill him. What did she tell him?
quiet down! shhh! where is she?	He chopped it off
what happened?	Quiet down! Shhh! Where is she?
he says you're not to see her or he'll chop her up!	What happened?
everyone has to practice.	I just want to listen.
i'd rather not play. i want to listen and learn that way.	Everyone has to practice.
she wants to see what you can do.	I'd rather not play. I want to listen and learn that way.
wash them again.	The marks do not come out. They are scars and hardened skin.
they are washed.	Wash them again.
you have to wash them.	They are washed.
please take us to the beach where we landed.	I'm sorry, I can't do that.  I don't have the time.  Goodbye
mama.	Take this to Baines. Tell him if he ever tries to see her again I'll take off another and another and another!
do i know any gigs?	Play a song then
play a gig.	Do I know any gigs?
what will i play?	Play a gig.
is it all right? aren't you going to play something? ada pulls up a chair and seats herself at the piano. she rubs her hands and places them lightly on the keys, she turns from habit over her left shoulder where stewart waits crossed armed. quickly she removes her hands, stands and gestures flora to play. flora proudly takes ~p the seat, she pulls her lips in trying to control her happiness to say in front of both her mother and stewart.	What will I play?
he's given it to us.	Hah, you're very cunning Ada, but I've seen through you, I'm not going to lose the land this way. Wait here!
and when is the next lesson?	Tomorrow.
she never gives him a turn.	And when is the next lesson?
you've missed this bit.	She never gives him a turn.
i know why mr. baines can't play the piano.	You've missed this bit.
she says it's her piano, and she won't have him touch it. he's an oaf, he can't read, he's ignorant.	He wants to improve himself... and you will be able to play on it ...  Teach him to look after it.
what does she say?	She says it's her piano, and she won't have him touch it. He's an oaf, he can't read, he's ignorant.
on your piano, that is the swap.	What does she say?
what on?	On your piano, that is the swap.
hello, then.	Hello.
we can't leave the piano	Let us not discuss this further. I am very pleased....
she wants it to come.	Yes and so do I, but there are too few of us here to carry it. TOO - HEAVY
it must come.	She wants it to come.
oh no, it can't come now.	It must come.
it's my mother's piano.	A piano?
what's in here then, lead?	It's my mother's piano.
what are ya gonna do, call the cops?	I don't have to.  You'll be bustin' in on the Chief of Police just up the hall.
right through there.  but i wouldn't go in there if i were you.	What are ya gonna do, call the cops?
i think i'll keep that to myself. which way are the rooms?	Right through there.  But I wouldn't go in there if I were you.
maybe i could help ya if ya told me his name.	I think I'll keep that to myself. Which way are the rooms?
nobody.  i just know what kinda women he likes.  i'm gonna check all the joyhouses till i find him.	Maybe I could help ya if ya told me his name.
who told ya this guy was in here?	Nobody.  I just know what kinda women he likes.  I'm gonna check all the joyhouses till I find him.
which way are the rooms?	Who told ya this guy was in here?
all right if i look around your lobby?	No, but you're welcome to a free beer before you go.
don't think so.  i know everybody in the place and i always bounce the lamsters.	All right if I look around your lobby?
i'm lookin' for a guy on the lam from a counterfeiting rap.  thought he mighta come in here.	Don't think so.  I know everybody in the place and I always bounce the lamsters.
joliet badge, snyder.  don't cut much up here.	I'm lookin' for a guy on the lam from a counterfeiting rap.  Thought he mighta come in here.
lieutenant snyder.  bunco.	Joliet badge, Snyder.  Don't cut much up here.
that's right.	Lieutenant Snyder.  Bunco.
you the owner here?	That's right.
yeh, go ahead.	At the finish, it's Single Action by two, Fasanella second, Visitation third.  Line on Single Action... 3 to 2. Hell with it, that's no good.
billie.  you ready?	Yeh, go ahead.
best we had was cat's eye in the second at del mar, and he was only 5-2.  not many longshots comin' in today.	Billie.  You ready?
7 to 2.  that ain't bad.	He'll probably fall down.
what's the line on visitation?	7 to 2.  That ain't bad.
visitation is still up by two at the three-quarters.  single action second, fasanella third.	What's the line on Visitation?
jesus, what a bundle.  did you know he was that loaded?	Hell no, I just cut into him.  I woulda settled for pawning one of them shoes.
how 'bout a handkerchief?	Here.
no.	How 'bout a handkerchief?
you got a bag or somethin?	No.
what do we do?	You got a bag or somethin?
if that punk and his pals decide to search ya, you'll never fool 'em carryin' it there.	What do we do?
how bout you?  i'll give you the whole hundred!	What makes you think you can trust him?  He didn't do shit.
sorry, pal.  i'll fix you up, call you a doc, but i ain't gonna walk into a bunch of knives for ya.	How bout you?  I'll give you the whole hundred!
he won't know you're carryin' it. c'mon, you gotta help me out.	Sorry, pal.  I'll fix you up, call you a doc, but I ain't gonna walk into a bunch of knives for ya.
i dunno.  that little mug that got ya is mad enough at me already -- what if he's out there waitin' around a corner with some friends.	He won't know you're carryin' it. C'mon, you gotta help me out.
i got a hundred bucks for you and your friend if you deliver the money for me.	I dunno.  That little mug that got ya is mad enough at me already -- what if he's out there waitin' around a corner with some friends.
it don't look good, gramps, it's ten of now.	I got a hundred bucks for you and your friend if you deliver the money for me.
i gotta!  look, i run some slots down in west bend for a mob here. i got a little behind on my payoffs so they figure i been holdin' out on 'em.  they gave me to 4:00 to come up with the cash.  i don't get it there i'm dead.	It don't look good, gramps, it's ten of now.
you ain't goin' nowhere on that leg.	I gotta!  Look, I run some slots down in West Bend for a mob here. I got a little behind on my payoffs so they figure I been holdin' out on 'em.  They gave me to 4:00 to come up with the cash.  I don't get it there I'm dead.
thanks.  i'm obliged to ya, but i gotta get goin'.	You ain't goin' nowhere on that leg.
you're crazy carryin' that kinda money in this neighborhood.  no wonder you got hit.	Thanks.  I'm obliged to ya, but I gotta get goin'.
naw, it's okay.	You're crazy carryin' that kinda money in this neighborhood.  No wonder you got hit.
you wanted by the law or somethin'?	Naw, it's okay.
no, no cops!	You wanted by the law or somethin'?
you just sit tight, old man.  we're gonna have to get you to a doctor.  i'll call a cop.	No, no cops!
give it to me!  please.  i gotta know it's all there!	You just sit tight, old man.  We're gonna have to get you to a doctor.  I'll call a cop.
don't worry, we got the wallet. what happened?  he get ya with the knife?	Give it to me!  Please.  I gotta know it's all there!
the wallet.  you gotta go after him. he's got all the money.	Don't worry, we got the wallet. What happened?  He get ya with the knife?
okay, twist, but you know if this blows up, i can't do ya no good downtown.  gondorff is federal.	Don't worry about it, pal.
good, have 'em down at stenner's old pool hall before 3:00.  we're gonna run through the route tonight.	Okay, Twist, but you know if this blows up, I can't do ya no good downtown.  Gondorff is Federal.
paltrow, sterling, furey, and the big alabama are in from new orleans. fiskin and the boone kid from denver, and phillips, barnett and limehouse chappie from new york. those and the guys outside should give ya 30 or so to choose from.	Good, have 'em down at Stenner's old Pool Hall before 3:00.  We're gonna run through the route tonight.
twist, you know this guy?	No.  Never saw him before.  He's a dick, though.
get me the sheet, jake.  let's see who's in town.	Twist, you know this guy?
these guys have gotta be the quill, duky.  we can't afford to rank the joint.	Get me the sheet, Jake.  Let's see who's in town.
i got twenty or so in here tonight. take your pick.	These guys have gotta be the quill, Duky.  We can't afford to rank the joint.
listen duke, we're setting up a wire store.  i need a twenty man boost right away.	I got twenty or so in here tonight. Take your pick.
coupla days ago.  i'm workin' a big one with gondorff on the north side.	Listen Duke, we're setting up a wire store.  I need a twenty man boost right away.
twist!  when did you get back in town?	Coupla days ago.  I'm workin' a big one with Gondorff on the North Side.
if that's the way you want it.	That's the way I want it.
i'm out, johnny.	If that's the way you want it.
you'll take a cut of what i make, won't ya?	I'm out, Johnny.
straighten up, kid.  i wouldn't turn ya out if ya weren't ready.  i got a guy named henry gondorff i want you to look up.  there ain't a better insideman alive.  he'll teach ya everything ya gotta know.	You'll take a cut of what I make, won't ya?
aw, i got a brother down in k.c., runs a freight outlet.  i can go halfsies with 'em!  it ain't too exciting, but it's mostly legal.	Straighten up, kid.  I wouldn't turn ya out if ya weren't ready.  I got a guy named Henry Gondorff I want you to look up.  There ain't a better insideman alive.  He'll teach ya everything ya gotta know.
what the hell you gonna do with yourself?	Aw, I got a brother down in K.C., runs a freight outlet.  I can go halfsies with 'em!  It ain't too exciting, but it's mostly legal.
and i'm tellin' ya now, you're a fool if you don't get into it.  a bigger fool than i was.  i been lookin' for this one all my life, johnny.  now i got a chance to step out at the top.	What the hell you gonna do with yourself?
but you played the big con.  you said it was nothin'.  a game for flakes and mama's boys.	And I'm tellin' ya now, you're a fool if you don't get into it.  A bigger fool than I was.  I been lookin' for this one all my life, Johnny.  Now I got a chance to step out at the top.
aw hell, you sound like some goddamn sucker.  you know everything i know.  you got nothin' more to learn from me.	But you played the Big Con.  You said it was nothin'.  A game for flakes and mama's boys.
hey look.  you think i'm gonna run out on ya or somethin'?  just cause we hit it big.  luther, i owe you everything.  if you hadn't taught me con, i wouldn't know nothin'.	Aw hell, you sound like some goddamn sucker.  You know everything I know.  You got nothin' more to learn from me.
it's nothin' compared to what you could be makin' on the big con. you're wastin' your time workin' street marks.	Hey look.  You think I'm gonna run out on ya or somethin'?  Just cause we hit it big.  Luther, I owe you everything.  If you hadn't taught me con, I wouldn't know nothin'.
what are you talkin' about?  we just took off the biggest score we've ever had.  we can do anything we want now.	It's nothin' compared to what you could be makin' on the Big Con. You're wastin' your time workin' street marks.
i'm gettin' too slow for this racket.  i done the best i'm gonna do.  you hang on too long, you start embarrassin' yourself.	What are you talkin' about?  We just took off the biggest score we've ever had.  We can do anything we want now.
what?	I'm gettin' too slow for this racket.  I done the best I'm gonna do.  You hang on too long, you start embarrassin' yourself.
...it's the only reason i ain't quit before now.	What?
i think it's the best...	...It's the only reason I ain't quit before now.
you think my play is bad?	I think it's the best...
no class grifter woulda' done it, that's all.	You think my play is bad?
what's eatin' you?  i've blown money before.	No class grifter woulda' done it, that's all.
you're a con man, and you blew it like a pimp.  i didn't teach ya to be no pimp.	What's eatin' you?  I've blown money before.
i checked the place out.  there weren't no dicks in there.	You're a con man, and you blew it like a pimp.  I didn't teach ya to be no pimp.
in one goddamn night?  what are ya sprayin' money around like that for? you coulda been nailed.	I checked the place out.  There weren't no dicks in there.
all of it.	In one goddamn night?  What are ya sprayin' money around like that for? You coulda been nailed.
how much did ya lose?	All of it.
i had some appointments.	How much did ya lose?
you're late.  where you been?	I had some appointments.
he's not comin' in.  not to get bounced off a job anyway.	He had his chance and all he did was shoot up a rooming house.  Made a lotte noise and woke up a few cops, but didn't hit nothin'.
and tell cole i wanta see him when he gets in.	He's not comin' in.  Not to get bounced off a job anyway.
use salino.  it'll take a little longer, but there won't be any holes in it.	And tell Cole I wanta see him when he gets in.
they didn't think he'd be so cagey, that's all.  they'll get him next time.	Use Salino.  It'll take a little longer, but there won't be any holes in it.
then why ain't he dead?	They didn't think he'd be so cagey, that's all.  They'll get him next time.
salino?  why waste our best people on a small-time job like this?  it ain't no heavy gee we're after. the guy's a five and dime grifter.	Then why ain't he dead?
we'll put salino on it.  i need somebody careful.	Salino?  Why waste our best people on a small-time job like this?  It ain't no heavy gee we're after. The guy's a five and dime grifter.
i just got the count.  we'll put the take on the 4:15.	We'll be waitin'.
they did 14 grand in evanston, 16.5 is gary, and 20 in cicero.  looks like you're bringing up the rear, granger.	I just got the count.  We'll put the take on the 4:15.
well, hell, you got the whole chicago south side.  how do ya expect the eight lousy spots i've got to compete with that?	They did 14 grand in Evanston, 16.5 is Gary, and 20 in Cicero.  Looks like you're bringing up the rear, Granger.
we cleared 22 here.	Well, hell, you got the whole Chicago south side.  How do ya expect the eight lousy spots I've got to compete with that?
believe me, the man's gonna be real happy.  looks like we cleared over ten grand this week.	We cleared 22 here.
okay, finish your count and get it up here as soon as you can.  i don't wanta be here all night.	Believe me, the Man's gonna be real happy.  Looks like we cleared over ten grand this week.
hell yes.  he does this every year. there's nothing to worry about.	Okay, finish your count and get it up here as soon as you can.  I don't wanta be here all night.
you been making your payoffs, haven't ya?	Hell yes.  He does this every year. There's nothing to worry about.
we had a few problems with the law this morning.  the mayor promised the jaycees to get tough on the rackets again, so he shut everybody down for a couple hours to make it look good.  nothing serious, it just put us a little behind for the day.	You been making your payoffs, haven't ya?
granger, this is combs.  why haven't we heard from ya?  everybody else is in.	We had a few problems with the Law this morning.  The Mayor promised the Jaycees to get tough on the rackets again, so he shut everybody down for a couple hours to make it look good.  Nothing serious, it just put us a little behind for the day.
he was a tear-off rat.  he got what he deserved.  no sense helpin' pay his bills.	Shove off, Duff.
he was a con man, wasn't he?	He was a tear-off rat.  He got what he deserved.  No sense helpin' pay his bills.
wasn't no problem a mine.	He was a con man, wasn't he?
you the duff that didn't come up with his end when little jeff was sent up?	Wasn't no problem a mine.
buck duff.  i was in maxwell's boost in troy.	You the Duff that didn't come up with his end when Little Jeff was sent up?
aw christ, it doesn't make no difference now.  if snyder knows about it so does everybody else. he never gets anything first...damn, there's no answer at luther's.	Listen to me, Hooker.  What ever you do, don't go back to your place tonight, don't go anyplace you usually go, ya hear me?  Get outa town or somethin', but...
what the hell you gonna do when snyder rushes his finger right to lonnegan?  you're committin' suicide, kid.	Aw Christ, it doesn't make no difference now.  If Snyder knows about it so does everybody else. He never gets anything first...Damn, there's no answer at Luther's.
i did.  that stuff i gave him was counterfeit.  they'll pinch him the first place he tries to spend it.	What the hell you gonna do when Snyder rushes his finger right to Lonnegan?  You're committin' suicide, kid.
i thought you blew all your money.	I did.  That stuff I gave him was counterfeit.  They'll pinch him the first place he tries to spend it.
i don't look any good in clothes and i don't know how to drive. what else ya got to sell, eirie?	Forget it.
you could buy yourself some things. clothes, or a nice car...	I don't look any good in clothes and I don't know how to drive. What else ya got to sell, Eirie?
i like griftin'.	You could buy yourself some things. Clothes, or a nice car...
if you saved a little, you wouldn't have to grift so much.	I like griftin'.
there's always a depression on.	If you saved a little, you wouldn't have to grift so much.
you ain't gonna have nothin' if you don't lay off them games of chance. there's a depression on ya know.	There's always a depression on.
we were partners.  if it weren't for luther i'd still be hustlin' pinball down at gianelli's.  i don't need anything more than i got.	You ain't gonna have nothin' if you don't lay off them games of chance. There's a depression on ya know.
aw come on, it was the only thing to do.  he knew he was holdin' ya back.	We were partners.  If it weren't for Luther I'd still be hustlin' pinball down at Gianelli's.  I don't need anything more than I got.
how do you like that coleman, huh? after three years.	Aw come on, it was the only thing to do.  He knew he was holdin' ya back.
straight north.  he was gonna take it all and run.	The bastard.  He can blow his nose all the way.
which way did he do, eirie?	Straight north.  He was gonna take it all and run.
hey, luther told me he was carrying a wad, but i didn't figure this much.	Which way did he do, Eirie?
i know i give him four threes.  we can't let him get away with that.	What am I supposed to do?  Call him for cheating better than me?
what do ya want the others to get?	Nothin'.  They gotta be outa there early.  I'm gonna bust that bastard in one play.
i don't care.  load me a deck.  set it up for threes and nines.  i'll cut it in on his deal.	What do ya want the others to get?
you've only been playin three hours, doyle.	I don't care.  Load me a deck.  Set it up for threes and nines.  I'll cut it in on his deal.
i've had it with that bum, floyd. stack me a cooler.	You've only been playin three hours, Doyle.
yes sir.	Good lad.
name's danny mccoy.  no neck mccoy we called him.  runs a few protection rackets for carnello while he's waiting for something bigger to come along.  me and danny been friends since we were six. take a good look at that face, floyd, cause if he ever finds out we let one lousy grifter beat us, you'll have to kill him and every other hood in chicago who'd like to do the same thing.  you understand what i'm sayin'?	Yes sir.
hackers.	They staked out the other guy's place last night, but he never showed.  They figure maybe he skipped town.  You wanna follow 'em up?
combs gave it to reilly and cole.	Hackers.
who's got the contract?	Combs gave it to Reilly and Cole.
they're still looking for him.	Who's got the contract?
what about the other one?	They're still looking for him.
we got word from chicago.  they got one of the grifters last night. the nigger.	What about the other one?
i don't know.  could be.  we're runnin' that down now.	All right, mark Mottola up a little and put him on a bus.  Nothin' fancy, just enough to keep him from coming back.  Get some local people to take care of the other two.  We gotta discourage this kinda thing.
they workin' for anybody?	I don't know.  Could be.  We're runnin' that down now.
no, we checked his story with a tipster.  he was cleaned by two grifters on 47th.	They workin' for anybody?
you sure he didn't just pocket it?	No, we checked his story with a tipster.  He was cleaned by two grifters on 47th.
mottola.	You sure he didn't just pocket it?
which one?	Mottola.
it's important.  we had a little trouble in chicago today.  one of our runners got hit for 12 grand.	Which one?
i'm busy, floyd.	It's important.  We had a little trouble in Chicago today.  One of our runners got hit for 12 grand.
doyle, can i see you a minute?	I'm busy, Floyd.
does j.j. know how to use this thing?	All he's gotta do is read.
we bought ya a tap into moe anenberg's wire.  he's got eyes at every track in the country.  you'll get race results, odds, scratches, pole positions, everything; and just as fast as western union gets 'em.	Does J.J. know how to use this thing?
you want the stuff tomorrow or don't ya?  it's gonna take hours just to clean it up.  besides, gondorff's still a hot item.  where am i gonna be if he gets hit?	Just give us what ya can, Benny. We'll send a truck down.
c'mon, you can do better than that. we ain't no heel grifters.	You want the stuff tomorrow or don't ya?  It's gonna take hours just to clean it up.  Besides, Gondorff's still a hot item.  Where am I gonna be if he gets hit?
all right, i'll rent ya everything i got in the warehouse for two grand.  that'll give ya phones, cages, blackboards and ticker gear. you supply the guys to move 'em. if you want a counter and bar, that's another grand.  i don't know where the hell i'm gonna get 'em though.	C'mon, you can do better than that. We ain't no heel grifters.
all we need is the bookie setup for now.  we'll worry about the telegraph office later.	All right, I'll rent ya everything I got in the warehouse for two grand.  That'll give ya phones, cages, blackboards and ticker gear. You supply the guys to move 'em. If you want a counter and bar, that's another grand.  I don't know where the hell I'm gonna get 'em though.
been a while since i stocked a wire store.  not many mobs playing that anymore.	All we need is the bookie setup for now.  We'll worry about the telegraph office later.
i don't know.  this is kinda short notice.  i'm not sure we can get it all done by saturday.	Got to.  Gondorff's ridin' the mark in from New York on the Century.
looks all right.  it's big enough and off the street.	I don't know.  This is kinda short notice.  I'm not sure we can get it all done by Saturday.
you wanta wait for your share?	Naw, I'd just blow it.
you were right, henry.  it's not enough... but it's close.	You wanta wait for your share?
you beat him, kid.	You were right, Henry.  It's not enough... But it's close.
i appreciate your stickin' your neck out.  i wouldn't have asked ya if it weren't for luther.	Ain't nothin' gonna make up for Luther, kid.  Revenge is for suckers.  I been griftin' 30 years and never got any.
yeh.	I appreciate your stickin' your neck out.  I wouldn't have asked ya if it weren't for Luther.
henry.	Yeh.
seems worthwhile, doesn't it? maybe it's just for the cave-in on lonnegan's face when we put in the sting.	Henry.
then why you doin' it?	Seems worthwhile, doesn't it? Maybe it's just for the cave-in on Lonnegan's face when we put in the sting.
i better do some packin'.  i'm gonna be a hot number again after tomorrow.	Then why you doin' it?
two or three hundred i guess. sometimes played two a day when i was in shea's mob.  we had it down to a business.  'course chicago was a right town then.  the fix was in.  the dicks took their end without a beef.  all the wall street boys wanted to make investments for us.  even had marks looking us up, thinkin' they could beat the game.  yeh, kid, it really stunk.  no sense in bein' a grifter if it's the same as bein' a citizen.	I better do some packin'.  I'm gonna be a hot number again after tomorrow.
how many guys you conned in your life, henry?	Two or three hundred I guess. Sometimes played two a day when I was in Shea's mob.  We had it down to a business.  'Course Chicago was a right town then.  The fix was in.  The dicks took their end without a beef.  All the Wall Street boys wanted to make investments for us.  Even had marks looking us up, thinkin' they could beat the game.  Yeh, kid, it really stunk.  No sense in bein' a grifter if it's the same as bein' a citizen.
take it easy, you won't lose him now.  we had him 10 years ago when he decided to be somebody.  believe me, i've seen enough to know.	How many guys you conned in your life, Henry?
just a little nervous, that's all.	Luther always told me to bite my toenails when I get nervous.  You see yourself doin' that and you realize it ain't worth it.
what's the matter, kid?  you're not sayin' much.	Just a little nervous, that's all.
a couple days; that's all i'm askin'.  i can stay clear that long.	Christ, they'll probably miss you and hit me.
you just won't learn, will ya. hell, you come in here, i teach you stuff maybe five guys in this world know, stuff most grifters couldn't do even if they knew it, and all you wanna do is run down a bullet.  you're just like all them new jerks. lotsa nerve and no brains.  and ten years from now when me and the others are through and you dumb guys are all dead there won't be one gee left who knows the big con was anything more than a way to make a livin'.	A couple days; that's all I'm askin'.  I can stay clear that long.
all we need is a couple days, henry. a couple days and we'll get lonnegan down and stomp on 'em.	You just won't learn, will ya. Hell, you come in here, I teach you stuff maybe five guys in this world know, stuff most grifters couldn't do even if they knew it, and all you wanna do is run down a bullet.  You're just like all them new jerks. Lotsa nerve and no brains.  And ten years from now when me and the others are through and you dumb guys are all dead there won't be one gee left who knows the Big Con was anything more than a way to make a livin'.
you know how easy it'd be for one of lonnegan's guys to nail you?	All we need is a couple days, Henry. A couple days and we'll get Lonnegan down and stomp on 'em.
you can't play your friends like marks, hooker.	You know how easy it'd be for one of Lonnegan's guys to nail you?
it was too noisy.	You can't play your friends like marks, Hooker.
then why'd ya move outa your room?	It was too noisy.
nothin'.  i told ya everything there is.	Then why'd ya move outa your room?
well you found him again and we're gonna have to do somethin' about it. what else haven't ya been tellin' me?	Nothin'.  I told ya everything there is.
i thought i'd lost him.	Well you found him again and we're gonna have to do somethin' about it. What else haven't ya been tellin' me?
why didn't you tell me about snyder before?	I thought I'd lost him.
no.	He'll show.
did he say he wouldn't?	No.
you think he'll show?	Did he say he wouldn't?
then he drove me home.  he tried to put himself away as legit, so i went right into the pitch.	Did he hold you up on anything?
hell, they don't do that and you know you're not gettin' through to 'em.	Then he drove me home.  He tried to put himself away as legit, so I went right into the pitch.
he threatened to kill me.	Hell, they don't do that and you know you're not gettin' through to 'em.
and?	He threatened to kill me.
i gave him the breakdown just like ya told me to.	And?
how 'bout lonnegan?	I gave him the breakdown just like ya told me to.
no, not a thing.	How 'bout Lonnegan?
you know, somebody tailin' ya.  a torpedo or somethin'.	No, not a thing.
what do ya mean?	You know, somebody tailin' ya.  A torpedo or somethin'.
no signs of trouble?	What do ya mean?
yeh, it was easy.	No signs of trouble?
everything go all right?	Yeh, it was easy.
how'd ya do?	Well we got some workin' money anyway.
you just worry about your end, kid.	If we ever get to it.
let him wait.	You just worry about your end, kid.
he's waitin' for you in the card room.	Let him wait.
he's not as tough as he'd like to think.	Neither are we.
then you'll do it?	If I can find a mob that'll risk it. But no matter what happens, I don't want you comin' back to me halfway through and sayin' it's not enough... cause it's all you got.
right down to my socks, turkey.  if i'da been half as scared a that lop-ear, i wouldn't a fallen asleep on 'em.  lonnegan might kill me, but at least he won't bore me to death.	Then you'll do it?
you're sacred of 'em, aren't ya?	Right down to my socks, turkey.  If I'da been half as scared a that lop-ear, I wouldn't a fallen asleep on 'em.  Lonnegan might kill me, but at least he won't bore me to death.
you gotta keep lonnegan's con, even after you spent his money.  and no matter how much you take from his, he'll get more.	You're sacred of 'em, aren't ya?
i never played for winos.	You gotta keep Lonnegan's con, even after you spent his money.  And no matter how much you take from his, he'll get more.
this isn't like playin' winos on the street.  you gotta do more than outrun the guy.	I never played for winos.
we'll get by without 'em.	This isn't like playin' winos on the street.  You gotta do more than outrun the guy.
you can't do it alone, ya know.  it takes a mob of guys like you and enough money to make 'em look good.	We'll get by without 'em.
'cause i don't know enough about killin' to kill him.	You can't do it alone, ya know.  It takes a mob of guys like you and enough money to make 'em look good.
why?	'Cause I don't know enough about killin' to kill him.
i'll take him anyway.	Why?
and a packing company, a chain of savings and loans and half the politicians in chicago and new york. there ain't a fix in the world gonna cool him out if he blows on ya.	I'll take him anyway.
aw right, he runs the numbers outta the south side.	And a packing company, a chain of Savings and Loans and half the politicians in Chicago and New York. There ain't a fix in the world gonna cool him out if he blows on ya.
yeh, he croaked luther.  what else do i gotta know.	Aw right, he runs the numbers outta the south side.
you know anything about him?	Yeh, he croaked Luther.  What else do I gotta know.
i wanna play for lonnegan.	You know anything about him?
you didn't act much like you wanted to learn it.	I wanna play for Lonnegan.
gondorff, you gonna teach me the big con or not?	You didn't act much like you wanted to learn it.
i don't know.  haven't seen anybody.	You never do, kid.
lonnegan after you, too?	I don't know.  Haven't seen anybody.
i picked something up on the way.	Lonnegan after you, too?
you gonna stay for breakfast, or do you already know how to eat?	I picked something up on the way.
he didn't tell me you was a fuck- up, either.  you played the big con since then.	No, I lammed it around for a while while things cooled off.  Philly, Denver, Baltimore, nuthin' towns.
luther didn't tell me you had a big mouth.	He didn't tell me you was a fuck- up, either.  You played the Big Con since then.
you mean you blew it.	Luther didn't tell me you had a big mouth.
aw, i conned a senator from florida on a stocks deal.  a real lop-ear. he thought he was gonna take over general electric.  some chantoozie woke him up, though, and he put the feds on me.	You mean you blew it.
he had you down as a big-timer. what happened?	Aw, I conned a Senator from Florida on a stocks deal.  A real lop-ear. He thought he was gonna take over General Electric.  Some Chantoozie woke him up, though, and he put the feds on me.
i'm sorry about luther.  he was the best street worker i ever saw.	He had you down as a big-timer. What happened?
yeh, luther said you could teach me something.  i already know how to drink.	I'm sorry about Luther.  He was the best street worker I ever saw.
glad to meet ya, kid.  you're a real horse's ass.	Yeh, Luther said you could teach me something.  I already know how to drink.
i can talk, can't i?	Glad to meet ya, kid.  You're a real horse's ass.
you sober?	I can talk, can't I?
turn the goddamn thing off, will ya.	You sober?
what's the problem?	He wants to put a half million on Syphon.
looks like he's sulking.	If we're lucky, this'll bring him back stronger than ever.
not enough to cover a bet that big.	Get a couple extra guys in the line, then.  We'll give him the shut-out.
he's gonna hit ya with 20 grand, eddie.  how much cash we got?	Not enough to cover a bet that big.
all you gotta do is show up with some money and look like a fool.	I also gotta win.
the wire is ten years outa date.	That's why he won't know it.
we'll use the wire.  never known a gambler who wouldn't like to beat the ponies.	The wire is ten years outa date.
the porters say he runs a braced card game in one of the cars.  $100 minimum, straight poker.  last time he pulled in here ten grand heavier than he left new york.	Fancies himself a gambler, huh?
wonder why he doesn't fly both ways.	The porters say he runs a braced card game in one of the cars.  $100 minimum, straight poker.  Last time he pulled in here ten grand heavier than he left New York.
he's been taking the 8:10 century limited outa new york on friday and getting in here early saturday morning.  he usually stays a day to check on his policy operations, and then flies back.	Wonder why he doesn't fly both ways.
how ya doin'?	Nothin' yet.  I got a good one on the lead at Hialeah, but he's fadin'.
look at that.  he's got four apes with him.	That's what I like about these guys, J.J... They always got protection against things we'd never do to 'em.
he usually plays with a royal or a cadenza.  i got you one of each.  he likes to cold deck low, 8's or 9's.	Nice work, J.J.
yeh, i think so.  i gave the kay- ducer a c-note.  you find out the deck?	He usually plays with a Royal or a Cadenza.  I got you one of each.  He likes to cold deck low, 8's or 9's.
you in?	Yeh, I think so.  I gave the kay- ducer a C-note.  You find out the deck?
i'm not sure i know it.	We'll give him the hook on the train, and play him here.  You think I can get in that poker game, Eddie?
lonnegan's a fast egg, henry.  he's not gonna sit still for a standard play.	Everybody'll sit still for somethin'. What did ya find out about the train, Eddie?
a half mill on an eight to one shot. you're dumber than i thought, lonnegan.	You're more gutless than I thought.
if ya win it could make ya, too.	What are the odds on Syphon?
i can't lay that off in time.  we lose a bet that big, it could break us.	If ya win it could make ya, too.
the name is lonnegan.	Make sure you see cash from this guy, Eddie.  He's got the name for bettin' money he don't have.
never get enough, huh pal?  i'd think you'd get tired of losin', honnigan.	The name is Lonnegan.
i guess i left it in my room.	What!  Don't give me that crap you little weenie.  How do I know you ain't gonna take a powder.  You come to a game like this, you bring your money.
see and raise 1,000.	Raise 5,000.
raise 1,000.	Raise 500.
raise 300.	Pass.
see and raise five.	Five and call.
see ya and raise three.	See and raise five.
raise 500.	See ya and raise three.
yeh, that'd be real nice of ya, mr. lonneman.	Lonnegan.
how do i know you're tellin' the truth.	Don't have much choice, do ya?
gondorff asked me to look after ya.	How do I know you're tellin' the truth.
who are you?	Gondorff asked me to look after ya.
too many people coulda seen ya go in her room.  she was a professional. used to work in the dutch schultz gang.	Who are you?
she coulda killed me last night.	Too many people coulda seen ya go in her room.  She was a professional. Used to work in the Dutch Schultz gang.
my end was only one.	Then you'll have to come up with another grand somewhere.
i'll square it with the fixer.	Nobody can buy you a prayer, if I put the finger on ya.
not intentionally maybe, but that don't make no difference to lonnegan. he'll swat you like any fly.	I'll square it with the fixer.
you're crazy.  i'm not stupid enough to play for rackets money.	Not intentionally maybe, but that don't make no difference to Lonnegan. He'll swat you like any fly.
i'll tell ya what you did, smart boy.  you tied into a loaded mark on 47th across from maxies.  you and coleman played the switch for him and blew him off to a cab on 49th.  if he hadn't been a numbers runner for doyle lonnegan, it woulda been perfect.	You're crazy.  I'm not stupid enough to play for rackets money.
you scored blood money today, hooker.  you need a friend.	Aw, find yourself a shoplifter to roll.
hi there, snyder.  things a little slow down at the bunco department tonight, eh?  somebody lose the dominoes?	You scored blood money today, Hooker.  You need a friend.
thank you.  you don't know how much i appreciate this.	Think nothin' of it.
all right, i'll give ya a break.  down that hall there, there's an unmarked door on the left.  go on in there and wait at the window. i'll take this...  ...in the back and run it through right away.  we'll have you outta there in a couple minutes.	Thank you.  You don't know how much I appreciate this.
i'm sorry, really i am, but my train leaves in ten minutes.	All right, I'll give ya a break.  Down that hall there, there's an unmarked door on the left.  Go on in there and wait at the window. I'll take this...  ...in the back and run it through right away.  We'll have you outta there in a couple minutes.
we'll get 'em!  give us a chance. i'm not the only agent in here, ya know.  we go around advertising ourselves, how many counterfeiters do you think we'd catch, huh?  you think i'm wearin' this rag here 'cause i like it?  christ, everybody thinks life's a holiday or somethin' when you got a badge.  i been here since three this morning, charlie, and i never knew there was so much ugliness in people.  you try to help 'em and they spit on you.  i shoulda let ya go and gotten yourself arrested for passin' false notes.	I'm sorry, really I am, but my train leaves in ten minutes.
but what about all these other people?	We'll get 'em!  Give us a chance. I'm not the only agent in here, ya know.  We go around advertising ourselves, how many counterfeiters do you think we'd catch, huh?  You think I'm wearin' this rag here 'cause I like it?  Christ, everybody thinks life's a holiday or somethin' when you got a badge.  I been here since three this morning, Charlie, and I never knew there was so much ugliness in people.  You try to help 'em and they spit on you.  I shoulda let ya go and gotten yourself arrested for passin' false notes.
it'll only take 20 minutes or so. you can pick it up at the window down the hall.	But what about all these other people?
but i got a train to make.	It'll only take 20 minutes or so. You can pick it up at the window down the hall.
then i'm afraid we'll have to impound your money until we're sure that it's all good.  can i see your wallet and your ticket, please?	But I got a train to make.
yes, a ticket to chicago.	Then I'm afraid we'll have to impound your money until we're sure that it's all good.  Can I see your wallet and your ticket, please?
we don't doubt that, but there's a counterfeiting operation passing bad money in the station.  have you made any purchases here today?	Yes, a ticket to Chicago.
what for?  i haven't done anything.	We don't doubt that, but there's a counterfeiting operation passing bad money in the station.  Have you made any purchases here today?
excuse me, sir.  treasury dept... i'd like to ask you a few questions.	What for?  I haven't done anything.
i don't even know you.	You know me.  I'm just like you... It's two in the morning and I don't know nobody.
if i expected somethin', i wouldn't be still standin' out here in the hall.	I don't even know you.
and you expect me to come over, just like that.	If I expected somethin', I wouldn't be still standin' out here in the hall.
i don't mean nothin' by it.  i just don't know many regular girls, that's all.	And you expect me to come over, just like that.
you move right along, don't ya.	I don't mean nothin' by it.  I just don't know many regular girls, that's all.
i, ah...thought you might wanna come out for a while.  maybe have a drink or somethin'.	You move right along, don't ya.
looks like he missed ya.	Yeh, this time anyway.
what does this guy want?	He'd like to kill me.
just do what i tell ya and everything'll be jake.	What does this guy want?
what the hell for?	Just do what I tell ya and everything'll be jake.
all right, do me a favor.  go into the bathroom, open the window and wait for me there.	What the hell for?
no.	All right, do me a favor.  Go into the bathroom, open the window and wait for me there.
look, i don't have time to fuck around.  there's somebody out there i don't need to see.  you got a fire escape or anything?	No.
no.  what's wrong with the front?	Look, I don't have time to fuck around.  There's somebody out there I don't need to see.  You got a fire escape or anything?
you got a back door to this place?	No.  What's wrong with the front?
yeh, sleepin'.	You got a back door to this place?
you doin' anything tonight?	Yeh, sleepin'.
2:00 a.m.	You doin' anything tonight?
what time you get off work here?	2:00 A.M.
sixty-five.	What time you get off work here?
meat loaf, apple pie and a cup of coffee.	Sixty-five.
where you goin'?	I don't know.  Depends what train I get on.
she don't work here no more.  i'm fillin' in for a couple days... till i can get a train outa here.	Where you goin'?
where's june today?	She don't work here no more.  I'm fillin' in for a couple days... till I can get a train outa here.
it isn't any better.	Where's June today?
yeh, i guess i shoulda had the meat loaf.	It isn't any better.
you done?	Yeh, I guess I shoulda had the meat loaf.
i thought it might be good for him to see the setup.	Well we can't talk in here.  They're having the place painted.
what the hell's the matter with you. we coulda met at a club or somethin'.	I thought it might be good for him to see the setup.
les, i got mr. lonnegan with me. he wants to see you a second.	What the hell's the matter with you. We coulda met at a club or somethin'.
tomorrow, after 4:00.  stay inside, i'll come in and get ya.  and be hard on him for a while; he's talking money.	Okay, Tootsie.
all right, when?	Tomorrow, after 4:00.  Stay inside, I'll come in and get ya.  And be hard on him for a while; he's talking money.
twist?  i told him the tale.  he wants to see ya.	All right, when?
you sure it'll be one of these two?	No.  They're just the only ones we know of.
aw, come on, hooker, why don't you just...	Three grand on the black, Jimmy.
i feel lucky tonight.	Aw, come on, Hooker, why don't you just...
you sure you wanna start off that big?  bet like that could put a real dent in us.	I feel lucky tonight.
naw, just a little hard times, that's all.  it's all over now.	You gonna have a go here?  How 'bout a ten spot on the line here.  The 4-9 been lookin' good today.  Lotsa action on 28th Street down there, too.  Pay ya 10-1.
ain't seen you in months, boy. thought maybe you took a fall.	Naw, just a little hard times, that's all.  It's all over now.
how ya doin', jimmy.	Ain't seen you in months, boy. Thought maybe you took a fall.
hooker!	How ya doin', Jimmy.
how am i gonna do that?	I don't know, figure something out.
tell your friend i'll have the money here by post-time tomorrow. we'll take the first race where the odds are 4-1 or better.  and make sure i can get to that window this time.	How am I gonna do that?
i didn't get the bet down in time.	Oh, Jesus.
what happened?	I didn't get the bet down in time.
a week's a long time, friend. anything can happen.  all of it bad.	He's right, Les.
what happened to your face?	Had a little fight with a raggle down on 13th.  She got me with her ring.
no.	You want your money back?  Try and get it in a court of law.  C'mon, don't be a sorehead.  I'll make it worth your while.  Migth even help ya finance the big play if this one works out.
let me talk to him.	No.
i gotta talk to me partner first. we can't afford to expose our game too much.	Let me talk to him.
if your system's as foolproof as you say, you'll get even more.	I gotta talk to me partner first. We can't afford to expose our game too much.
what is this?  that's my money. you tryin' to muscle me?	If your system's as foolproof as you say, you'll get even more.
i think we oughta place another bet tomorrow.	What is this?  That's my money. You tryin' to muscle me?
not yet, but...  hey, there's only a grand here.	I think we oughta place another bet tomorrow.
you got the 400 grand yet?	Not yet, but...  Hey, there's only a grand here.
it's foolproof.  we got a partner downtown runs the central office of the western union.  race results from all over the country come in there and go right across his desk on their way to the bookies.  all he does in hold them up a couple minutes until he can call us and get a bet down on the winner.  then he releases the results to the bookies and we clean up on a race that's already been run.  it can't miss, unless the western union dicks get onto it.	You got the 400 grand yet?
i'm in.	It's foolproof.  We got a partner downtown runs the central office of the Western Union.  Race results from all over the country come in there and go right across his desk on their way to the bookies.  All he does in hold them up a couple minutes until he can call us and get a bet down on the winner.  Then he releases the results to the bookies and we clean up on a race that's already been run.  It can't miss, unless the Western Union Dicks get onto it.
you stayin' in or not?	I'm in.
you got a system, carver?	You stayin' in or not?
'cause it's better to do it all at once.  we're puttin' down 400 grand next week.  at 5-1 we make 2 million. twenty per cent of that is yours if ya stick with us.	You got a system, Carver?
why don't ya then.	'Cause it's better to do it all at once.  We're puttin' down 400 grand next week.  At 5-1 we make 2 million. Twenty per cent of that is yours if ya stick with us.
lucky, hell.  i could do it every day.	Why don't ya then.
you're a lucky man, all right.	Lucky, hell.  I could do it every day.
well, what did i tell ya?	You're a lucky man, all right.
you really picked a winner, kid.	Give 'em a little time.
and you were gonna pay me back?	I am after this race.
this is just a test.  the big one comes later.  be careful with that though, it's all i got.	And you were gonna pay me back?
you're not gonna break him with a $2,000 bet.	This is just a test.  The big one comes later.  Be careful with that though, it's all I got.
sometime after 1:00 a guy's gonna call here and give you the name of a horse.  all you do is take this two grand across the street to shaw's place and bet it on that pony.  there's nothin' to it, but don't take too much time.  we only have 3 or 4 minutes after you get the call.	You're not gonna break him with a $2,000 bet.
get on with it then.	Sometime after 1:00 a guy's gonna call here and give you the name of a horse.  All you do is take this two grand across the street to Shaw's place and bet it on that pony.  There's nothin' to it, but don't take too much time.  We only have 3 or 4 minutes after you get the call.
i was afraid you weren't gonna come. we haven't got much time.	Get on with it then.
you should always look to the back too, kid.	I was afraid you weren't gonna come. We haven't got much time.
660 marshall street.  tomorrow at 12:30, if you're interested.	If I'm not there by quarter of, I'm not coming.
you're dreamin', kid.	660 Marshall Street.  Tomorrow at 12:30, if you're interested.
maybe a couple million.	You're dreamin', kid.
that's worth fifteen grand to ya?	Maybe a couple million.
if you help me out, i'll pay ya back the money you owe shaw, myself.	That's worth fifteen grand to ya?
all you gotta do is place a bet for me at shaw's place.  i'll supply all the money and the information.	If you help me out, I'll pay ya back the money you owe Shaw, myself.
i'm a banker, friend.  that's legit in this state.	All you gotta do is place a bet for me at Shaw's place.  I'll supply all the money and the information.
i need somebody respectable...but not completely legit.  what i'm gonna do isn't very legal.	I'm a banker, friend.  That's legit in this state.
why me?  shaw probably has lotsa enemies to choose from.	I need somebody respectable...but not completely legit.  What I'm gonna do isn't very legal.
all right, then.	Why me?  Shaw probably has lotsa enemies to choose from.
naw, he picked up some jane in the bar.  can't see him till morning anyway.	All right, then.
what's the matter?  you gotta get back to shaw?	Naw, he picked up some jane in the bar.  Can't see him till morning anyway.
then why the rat?	Cause I'm tired of bein' his nigger.  I want you to help me break him.
so could shaw.	Then why the rat?
i could have you put under this train for this, errand boy.	So could Shaw.
you were set up, lonnegan.  shaw's been planning to beat your game for months.  he was just waiting for you to cheat him so he could clip ya.	I could have you put under this train for this, errand boy.
he hired a dame to take it from ya.	You were set up, Lonnegan.  Shaw's been planning to beat your game for months.  He was just waiting for you to cheat him so he could clip ya.
what do you mean?	He hired a dame to take it from ya.
yeh, he knows that.	What do you mean?
he'll have to take a check.  i couldn't find my wallet.	Yeh, he knows that.
he cheats.	He'll have to take a check.  I couldn't find my wallet.
your boss is quite a card player, carver.  how does he do it?	He cheats.
all right, hooker, but you take it on the lam, and we'll shoot you down on sight.	Just as long as I get to finish the play.
i mean completely played.  until he's beat and the score is taken. you come in before we beat him and i'll kill him.  you'll have a tough time explaining that, won't ya.	All right, Hooker, but you take it on the lam, and we'll shoot you down on sight.
hell yes.  we don't care about the mark.  he deserves what he gets.	I mean completely played.  Until he's beat and the score is taken. You come in before we beat him and I'll kill him.  You'll have a tough time explaining that, won't ya.
will you wait until the chump is played?	Hell yes.  We don't care about the mark.  He deserves what he gets.
i'll make parole.	Like hell.  You won't even get a review till you're seventy.  And if the board starts to go soft, we'll let ya out in the yard some night with a hard-nose young bull who'll put fifty slugs in your face and ask what you were doin' there later.
you've already done time twice, and judges don't like three time losers. you wanna sit in the can for forty years, startin' tonight?	I'll make parole.
no.	You've already done time twice, and judges don't like three time losers. You wanna sit in the can for forty years, startin' tonight?
look, i got nothin' against you, but you're in trouble here.  all you gotta do is tell us when gondorff's gonna play his chump. we come in at the sting, make the pinch, and you walk out free as a bird.  no questions, no court appearance, nothing.	No.
we'll get it, and if we can't, we'll just make it up.  grand larceny, extortion.  counterfeiting, anything you want.	Look, I got nothin' against you, but you're in trouble here.  All you gotta do is tell us when Gondorff's gonna play his chump. We come in at the sting, make the pinch, and you walk out free as a bird.  No questions, no court appearance, nothing.
you got nothin' on me.	We'll get it, and if we can't, we'll just make it up.  Grand larceny, extortion.  Counterfeiting, anything you want.
lt. snyder doesn't know shit.	You got nothin' on me.
well give yourself a couple seconds, crumb.  you wouldn't wanna lie to me.  lt. snyder here says you done a lotta griftin' in this town.	Lt. Snyder doesn't know shit.
don't think i know him.	Well give yourself a couple seconds, crumb.  You wouldn't wanna lie to me.  Lt. Snyder here says you done a lotta griftin' in this town.
we want to talk to ya about henry gondorff.	Don't think I know him.
no.	We want to talk to ya about Henry Gondorff.
you want a drink or something?	No.
take it easy.  everything's all right.  i put it on syphon, on the nose.	On the nose!  I said place.  Place it on Syphon.  That horse is going to run second.
yeh, and what if we play tomorrow and he doesn't come up with the money.  we risk our whole operation for nothing.  i'll say when we make our bets.	Not if you want me to keep makin' 'em for ya.
we were getting 50 from our guy.	With 20% coming off the top for me laying your bet.  Either way you end up with 40.
if it works again tomorrow, i'll have a half million in cash here by noon the next day.  we split 60-40.	We were getting 50 from our guy.
on a 6-1 shot?  the hell with ya. we'll keep the deal we got.	If it works again tomorrow, I'll have a half million in cash here by noon the next day.  We split 60-40.
i need more proof, that's all. anybody can get lucky once.	On a 6-1 shot?  The hell with ya. We'll keep the deal we got.
but who says you will.  i got a guy i can depend on.  he's liquidating everything he has for this.  you wouldn't even give carver his money back.	I need more proof, that's all. Anybody can get lucky once.
i could come up with 750 grand in a day if i had a reason to.	But who says you will.  I got a guy I can depend on.  He's liquidating everything he has for this.  You wouldn't even give Carver his money back.
can't do it.  there're telegraph inspectors all over the place.  i got 750 grand coming in from the coast, and i'm not gonna blow it for a lousy 14 gees.  we'll get somebody else to do our betting.	I could come up with 750 grand in a day if I had a reason to.
i don't know.  he took it hard.	All right, get outa here.  You're outta work.
yeh, and what does cole say about that?	I don't know.  He took it hard.
there wasn't any way he coulda known we was in there.  we made a clean pick on the lock and didn't leave no footprints in the hall. somebody musta wised him up.	Yeh, and what does Cole say about that?
you weren't hired to miss him.	There wasn't any way he coulda known we was in there.  We made a clean pick on the lock and didn't leave no footprints in the hall. Somebody musta wised him up.
we missed him.	You weren't hired to miss him.
all right, riley.  what the hell happened?	We missed him.
this is the last time i expect to see you down here.	Never heard of the place.
only rents by the month.  two hundred and fifty for the two of them.	This is the last time I expect to see you down here.
i'll need a room over there that faces this way.  how much a week?	Only rents by the month.  Two hundred and fifty for the two of them.
for fifteen years.	I'll need a room over there that faces this way.  How much a week?
we'll take it.  you manage the building at the end of the alley?	For fifteen years.
he'll never do it.	I think he will.
he's gonna set up gondorff for us.	He'll never do it.
what the hell good is hooker to ya?	He's gonna set up Gondorff for us.
don't crack wise to me, flatfoot. i spent a lotta time in dumps like this, eatin' gondorff's dust while the bunco squad gets rich tippin' him off.  but it's not gonna happen this time.  we're not even gonna let the police know we're here.  if you keep your mouth shut and do a job, there'll be a promotion in it for ya.  and you better take it, cause i can make ya work for us without it.	What the hell good is Hooker to ya?
wouldn't that be too bad.  you'd hafta move outa this nice office ya got.	Don't crack wise to me, flatfoot. I spent a lotta time in dumps like this, eatin' Gondorff's dust while the bunco squad gets rich tippin' him off.  But it's not gonna happen this time.  We're not even gonna let the police know we're here.  If you keep your mouth shut and do a job, there'll be a promotion in it for ya.  And you better take it, cause I can make ya work for us without it.
cause the stoolies are used to street dicks jumpin' him.  if word gets around that feds are in on it too, gondorff'll fold up the whole thing.	Wouldn't that be too bad.  You'd hafta move outa this nice office ya got.
why don't you pick him up yourself?	Cause the stoolies are used to street dicks jumpin' him.  If word gets around that Feds are in on it too, Gondorff'll fold up the whole thing.
there's word he's gonna run a con on the north side here.  we got a year-old florida warrant on him, but it's a thin beef, and he can beat it in court unless we catch him cold.  all we want you to do is pick up hooker for us.	Why don't you pick him up yourself?
sure.  every bunco man in the country knows gondorff.	There's word he's gonna run a con on the North Side here.  We got a year-old Florida warrant on him, but it's a thin beef, and he can beat it in court unless we catch him cold.  All we want you to do is pick up Hooker for us.
well we do.  he's chummin' around with a big c named henry gondorff. ring any bells?	Sure.  Every bunco man in the country knows Gondorff.
yeh, but i don't know where he is.	Well we do.  He's chummin' around with a Big C named Henry Gondorff. Ring any bells?
do ya know him or don't ya?	Yeh, but I don't know where he is.
sit down and shut up, will ya.  try not to live up to all my expectations.  we were told you know a hustle artist named johnny hooker.	Do ya know him or don't ya?
what is this?  i got work to do.	Sit down and shut up, will ya.  Try not to live up to all my expectations.  We were told you know a hustle artist named Johnny Hooker.
right back to california.  we've got to go home and rest up from our vacation.	We'll see you before you go.
what's your next step, nick?	Right back to California.  We've got to go home and rest up from our vacation.
what about this rosebreen?	Sorry.  Don't know a thing.
have the police got any idea where wynant is?	No.
come on, gimme a break.	I never tried to kid you reporters -- I'm telling you the truth.
sorry.  i don't know anything about it.	Come on, gimme a break.
is that what it means?	Of course.
then just say he was sixty years old.	Is that what it means?
you know how they are... sex...	Then just say he was sixty years old.
why not?	You know how they are... sex...
sexogerarian, eh?  yes.  yes.  but i can't put that in the paper.	Why not?
yes.  he admitted it.	Sexogerarian, eh?  Yes.  Yes.  But I can't put that in the paper.
he was?	Yes.  He admitted it.
there's a physiological as well as a psychological angle in my father's relationship with julia wolf that the police have overlooked.  and i think it explains everything.  you see, my father was a sexogenarian.	He was?
any luck?	He's just around the corner.
now don't say that -- he's just off somewhere working.	I can't find him.  I've tried everything.  I thought you might know.
what could happen to him, darling? you mustn't worry....  what is it?	Just a minute...
he's never forgotten a promise to me.  i'm worried about him.  i know something's happened to him.	What could happen to him, darling? You mustn't worry....  What is it?
he's just forgotten.  you know he forgets everything.	He's never forgotten a promise to me.  I'm worried about him.  I know something's happened to him.
but tonight is christmas eve!	He's just forgotten.  You know he forgets everything.
darling, your father's all right. he'll turn up in time.	But tonight is Christmas Eve!
it's all right.	Darling, your father's all right. He'll turn up in time.
what's the matter, darling ... not sweet enough?	It's all right.
cheer up, darling.	I'm sorry.
wel-l-l, it seems he has a secretary.	Oh.  I'll do my own typing!
all settled?  grand!  why did your mother ever divorce him?  he's swell.	Wel-l-l, it seems he has a secretary.
i didn't know you invented that smelting process.	Look -- those are the first metals that came through.
nothing.	You better take a drink.
what?	Nothing.
do you suppose.....  ?	What?
said he stole his invention.	Do you suppose.....  ?
why did that man want to kill him?	Said he stole his invention.
don't start worrying about him. he's a good guy, but screwy.	Why did that man want to kill him?
she's got me worrying, too.	Don't start worrying about him. He's a good guy, but screwy.
mind if i look around?	Help yourself.  Oh, Tom, show this gentleman...
that is, if it's all right with you.	And if it isn't?
well!	That is, if it's all right with you.
another young man.	It's the same one.
how are you?	Another young man.
darling, don't cry.  please.  i know it's terrible.  but isn't it really better this way?	Oh, Andy, Andy!
you're high enough.	Why not?
this is a pretty dead bunch, isn't it?	You're high enough.
dorothy.... listen to me. i love you.  don't you understand that? i love you.	Go away!
why not? i am crazy....the whole family's crazy.	Dorothy.... listen to me. I love you.  Don't you understand that? I love you.
you're talking like a crazy person,	Why not? I am crazy....the whole family's crazy.
how would you like to have a couple of little murderers for your children?  it'd be fun, wouldn't it?  maybe they'd murder each other...  keep it all in the family. that's what father should have done.  he should have killed me and gilbert... then we wouldn't have had this to go through.	You're talking like a crazy person,
dorothy!	How would you like to have a couple of little murderers for your children?  It'd be fun, wouldn't it?  Maybe they'd murder each other...  keep it all in the family. That's what Father should have done.  He should have killed me and Gilbert... then we wouldn't have had this to go through.
i can't marry you!  i can't ever marry you!	Dorothy!
i only know i want to marry you... right now, and --	I can't marry you!  I can't ever marry you!
you don't understand.  you don't know what's going to happen.	I only know I want to marry you... right now, and --
do you think i care	You don't understand.  You don't know what's going to happen.
please!  you can't get mixed up in this.	Do you think I care
what are you talking about?	Please!  You can't get mixed up in this.
and don't ever try to see me again.	What are you talking about?
go!	And don't ever try to see me again.
you're sweet, but the only thing that you can do for me is to go.	Go!
you've got to get your mind off this.	You're sweet, but the only thing that you can do for me is to go.
i can't.	You've got to get your mind off this.
darling, you can't go through any more of this.  now you get together your clothes and your skates and we'll go out to my family's in the country.	I can't.
i can't help it.  you don't know.....	Darling, you can't go through any more of this.  Now you get together your clothes and your skates and we'll go out to my family's in the country.
don't cry.	I can't help it.  You don't know.....
oh, andy.	Don't cry.
mother!	And I'll give then proof!
oh!	Now do you believe me!
there!	Oh!
i don't believe it! you're lying!	There!
i don't think you will.  it's your father's.	I don't believe it! You're lying!
all right, then.  i'll tell them.	I don't think you will.  It's your father's.
i'll do nothing of the sort.	All right, then.  I'll tell them.
you hand that over to the police.	I'll do nothing of the sort.
it's a piece of evidence that's worth a great deal more than that.	You hand that over to the police.
then what are you hiding?	It's a piece of evidence that's worth a great deal more than that.
i didn't.	Then what are you hiding?
you took that money from julia's hand.	I didn't.
don't.  it's horrible.	Nonsense! She got at she deserved.
did it ever occur to you that chris might work?	Shush!
i didn't say i would.  but we've got to have money.	Did it ever occur to you that Chris might work?
mother ....  you couldn't do that. you couldn't go to her.	I didn't say I would.  But we've got to have money.
that's gone long ago.  i've got to see him.  where is he?	I won't have you hounding him any more for money.
you just want money -- and you haven't any right to any more.  he made a big settlement on you.	That's gone long ago.  I've got to see him.  Where is he?
no.	You just want money -- and you haven't any right to any more.  He made a big settlement on you.
he's all right.  isn't that enough?	No.
that isn't true.  it was about your father.  where is he?	He's all right.  Isn't that enough?
nothing.	That isn't true.  It was about your father.  Where is he?
what is it?	Nothing.
do you know where he's living?  oh....  well, at least i'm glad he's all right.  thank you for calling. goodbye.	What is it?
what is it? has he found him?	Do you know where he's living?  Oh....  Well, at least I'm glad he's all right.  Thank you for calling. Goodbye.
give it to me.	Oh, here she is.
how are you?....  oh, i'm mrs. jorgensen now....  no, she isn't here.  is it about her father?  well, can i take the message?	Give it to me.
he didn't do it -- nick!	What do you mean?
he wouldn't say.	Tch-tch-tch --  Well, goodbye, Miss Wynant.  You wouldn't drive slowly, so you don't get a tip.
did he tell you where he was going?	He wouldn't say.
he's waiting for you.	Did he tell you where he was going?
is your father still in there?	He's waiting for you.
thanks...  we're taking your cab.	Is your father still in there?
how are you?  here.  get under this.	Thanks...  we're taking your cab.
dead?	He's been dead for three months.
hello, dorothy.	Hello, Nick!  And a party - celebrating father's third murder -
don't lie to me.	That's the truth.
i bought it in a pawn shop.	Don't lie to me.
where did you get this gun?	I bought it in a pawn shop.
oh, yeah?  people fall toward a shot, you know...  not back from it.  i knew you were lying.	Where did you get this gun?
she... she fell over backwards.	Oh, yeah?  People fall toward a shot, you know...  not back from it.  I knew you were lying.
which way did she fall?	She... she fell over backwards.
i don't know.	Which way did she fall?
did she make any sound?  didn't scream?	I don't know.
she fell down.	Did she make any sound?  Didn't scream?
pretty good shot you are. what did she do?	She fell down.
why... in the heart.	Pretty good shot you are. What did she do?
where did you hit her?	Why... in the heart.
yes.  i hated her for coming between my mother and father.  she kept me from seeing my father.  i went down there to ask her where he was.  she wouldn't tell me, and i shot her.	Where did you hit her?
what are you trying to tell me? that you did it?	Yes.  I hated her for coming between my mother and father.  She kept me from seeing my father.  I went down there to ask her where he was.  She wouldn't tell me, and I shot her.
there.	What are you trying to tell me? That you did it?
yes.	There.
you heard about julia wolf?	Yes.
come on in.	I've got to see you alone!
i just wanted to relieve your mind. your father's alive and all right.	Oh, thank heaven.
we're at the normandie for a couple of weeks.  why don't you drop around?	Thanks.  We will.  Goodbye.
how do you do?  i'm sorry we have to rush.	We're at the Normandie for a couple of weeks.  Why don't you drop around?
your father?	No.  The lawyer -- I'm going to see him.
tried him once -	Why don't you try him again?
that's it...  herbert macaulay.	tried him once -
macaulay.	That's it...  Herbert Macaulay.
i don't know anything -- i've been in california for four years. what about his lawyer? used to be a guy named mac-- something.	Macaulay.
that's what i was going to ask you.  he's disappeared!	Disappeared!
yes.  some nut who wanted to kill him.  how is your father?	That's what I was going to ask you.  he's disappeared!
andy...  this is nick charles.  he worked on a case for father.	Yes.  Some nut who wanted to kill him.  How is your father?
probably not.	Andy...  this is Nick Charles.  He worked on a case for father.
was fascinated with you....  a real live detective....  you used to tell me the most wonderful stories.  were they true?	Probably not.
how did you ever remember me?	was fascinated with you....  a real live detective....  You used to tell me the most wonderful stories.  Were they true?
yes.	How did you ever remember me?
not that scrawny little....?	Yes.
you don't remember me.....  i'm dorothy wynant.	Not that scrawny little....?
yes.	You don't remember me.....  I'm Dorothy Wynant.
aren't you nick charles?	Yes.
of course we do! we've been friends for years.	Aren't you Nick Charles?
you know, we know each other.	Of course we do! We've been friends for years.
another martini --	Hello, there!
goodbye, darling.  don't you dare forget...  december 30th.	Goodbye, my boy.  Take care of Dorothy.  Show her that there is such a thing as a happy marriage.
better get home before it is.	Goodbye, darling.  Don't you dare forget...  December 30th.
but it isn't bad weather now.	Better get home before it is.
only in bad weather.	But it isn't bad weather now.
poor dad, does that still bother you?	Only in bad weather.
and he still wants to marry me!	He's a brave man.
like all the rest of us.  has this fellow...  ...has he seen the whole family?	And he still wants to marry me!
you're not missing much.  he's cuckoo.	Like all the rest of us.  Has this fellow...  ...has he seen the whole family?
i know -- i know --	You're not missing much.  He's cuckoo.
you know how it is, dad.  he's sort of under mother's thumb.	I know -- I know --
i'd like to see him.  why don't you bring him down?	You know how it is, Dad.  He's sort of under Mother's thumb.
he's all right.	I'd like to see him.  Why don't you bring him down?
how's your brother?	He's all right.
that's one thing i won't forget.  where's macaulay?  i ought to be starting.	How's your brother?
it's a promise?	That's one thing I won't forget.  Where's Macaulay?  I ought to be starting.
oh, i'll be back before christmas.	It's a promise?
we were planning to be married right after christmas.	Oh, I'll be back before Christmas.
yes.  and i don't want anybody to steal it from me.	We were planning to be married right after Christmas.
a new invention?	Yes.  And I don't want anybody to steal it from me.
it's a secret.  i can't even tell you, my dear.  i've got an important idea to work on.	A new invention?
where are you going?	It's a secret.  I can't even tell you, my dear.  I've got an important idea to work on.
wait a minute.  when is it going to be? i'm leaving town tonight.	Where are you going?
if you think it'll be all right.	Wait a minute.  When is it going to be? I'm leaving town tonight.
he can stay home.  please, dad, won't you?	If you think it'll be all right.
wouldn't it be a little embarrassing ...  all of us there ...  your other and me and your stepfather?	He can stay home.  Please, Dad, won't you?
this is my wedding.	Wouldn't it be a little embarrassing ...  all of us there ...  your other and me and your stepfather?
what would your mother say to that?	This is my wedding.
i hate all that fuss.  but i'll do it on one condition -- that you're there to give me away.	What would your mother say to that?
yes, she would.	I hate all that fuss.  But I'll do it on one condition -- that you're there to give me away.
mother's set her heart on a big church wedding.	Yes, she would.
you see how much we have to say.	Dad, this is what I really wanted to ask you....
he'll still be your son-in-law!	You see how much we have to say.
forgive me.  how are you?	Take a good look at him, Dad.  Now please try to remember him... 'cause he's going to be your son- in-law.
it's been the same one for three months.	Forgive me.  How are you?
must have been in the war.  that might account for the cane and his limp.	Yes... yes.
shrapnel!	Must have been in the war.  That might account for the cane and his limp.
not at all.	I'm very interested in that body.
do you mind if i come down and see it?	Not at all.
yes.	Do you mind if I come down and see it?
going to run him through the fluoroscope?	Yes.
you can take that out to the car.	Going to run him through the fluoroscope?
what are you talking about, gilbert? you weren't there!	know.  But I saw him -
i saw him too... he was wearing a green suit with a white tie...	What are you talking about, Gilbert? You weren't there!
well, i've got my alibi.  i was at the public library.  where were you?	Children, will you go into the next room? I want to talk to Chris alone.
why not? you had a perfectly good motive.	I hope you won't talk that way to the police when they come here.
gilbert!	Why not? You had a perfectly good motive.
did you kill her?	Gilbert!
not a thing.	Was there much blood?
did they find any clues...  a gun or fingerprints or anything?	Not a thing.
that woman!	She could tell you where father is.
he said that father's in town. he's been seeing julia right along.	That woman!
what is it, gilbert? tell mother! what did he say?	He said that father's in town. He's been seeing Julia right along.
shut up.	You see, he'd been very clever. Everybody, even our astute friend Guild, thought that Wynant was alive and that he was the murderer. But our hero had just one weak link in his chain.  The telegrams, wires and telephones were all very well - but no one had seen Wynant. So he picked on poor Mimi here to strengthen his case.  Mimi is the only one at the table who can tell us who the real murderer is.  Mimi, who was it that told you to say you'd seen Wynant?
you mean that body-----?	--was Wynant's.
why didn't you tell me? .... why didn't you hold him?	Because I found out for certain that he didn't commit the murders.
no.	Why didn't you tell me? .... Why didn't you hold him?
are you kidding?	No.
what're you doing here?	I'll take care of him.
yes.  but we figured it was just blackmail...	Just the same, Wynant wouldn't mind having him out of the way, would he?  How long should you say this body'd been here, Doc?
he said wynant tried to steal an invention.	Yes.  But we figured it was just blackmail...
i never saw him.  i don't think anyone saw him.	He said Wynant tried to steal an invention.
could this be him?	I never saw him.  I don't think anyone saw him.
rosebreen.	Could this be him?
"d.w.r."  that case you worked on... the guy who threatened to kill wynant... what what was his name?	Rosebreen.
lucky thing for us they weren't in that lime.	Extraordinarily lucky.
just rolled them up and threw them in.	Lucky thing for us they weren't in that lime.
fifty will still get you a hundred.	This is enough for me.
i guess that cinches it, eh, mr. charles?  he killed them both - julia wolf and nunheim.	Fifty will still get you a hundred.
get anything?	She's ready to talk.  It won't do any harm, though - to find out where he is.
trail him!  trail who?	Nunheim!
i'm calling your office so you can send out a man to trail him. i want to see where he goes.	Trail him!  Trail who?
who're you calling?	I'm calling your office so you can send out a man to trail him. I want to see where he goes.
i think we're on the right track.	Who're you calling?
well, what'd you think?	I think we're on the right track.
he's holding out on you.	Let's go and see.  Taxi!
no.	He's holding out on you.
did you know he was hanging around julia?	No.
oh, he's all right.  we know all about him.  he does a little stooling for us every once in a while.	Did you know he was hanging around Julia?
what about this nunheim?	Oh, he's all right.  We know all about him.  He does a little stooling for us every once in a while.
what about jorgensen?	I'll check on that.  I'm afraid this is kinder dull for you.
they're all o.k.  mrs. jorgensen, the boy, dorothy, macaulay... even morelli... we had to let him go.	What about Jorgensen?
i haven't got that far yet.  but i don't think that everything points to wynant.  what about the alibis?	They're all O.K.  Mrs. Jorgensen, the boy, Dorothy, Macaulay... even Morelli... we had to let him go.
who's your candidate?	I haven't got that far yet.  But I don't think that everything points to Wynant.  What about the alibis?
for one thing, he was too absent- minded to hold a grudge.	Who's your candidate?
what do you mean?	For one thing, he was too absent- minded to hold a grudge.
fifty will get you a hundred that he didn't do it.	What do you mean?
nothing yet to cinch it.	Fifty will get you a hundred that he didn't do it.
no proof?	Nothing yet to cinch it.
yeah. couldn't find a thing. this is the way we figure it.  wynant goes to julia's apartment. he finds morelli there... sees she's two- timing him.  they have a fight. but he figures he don't want to do anything then.... morelli might squeal.  so he goes away. he don't let his lawyer know anything has happened... he lets him go ahead and and hand over money to julia to give to him, so that julia will think it's all blown over. then, when she don't expect it... he lets her have it.	No proof?
you've been there?	Yeah. Couldn't find a thing. This is the way we figure it.  Wynant goes to Julia's apartment. He finds Morelli there... sees she's two- timing him.  They have a fight. But he figures he don't want to do anything then.... Morelli might squeal.  So he goes away. He don't let his lawyer know anything has happened... he lets him go ahead and and hand over money to Julia to give to him, so that Julia will think it's all blown over. Then, when she don't expect it... he lets her have it.
oh, that's a phoney.  the men didn't even have to go down.	I thought it might be.  From now on, they're going to think that every thin man over six feet with white hair is Wynant.
what about the suicide?	Oh, that's a phoney.  The men didn't even have to go down.
it's a bargain then.  anything you want to know?	What about the suicide?
so would i.	It's a bargain then.  Anything you want to know?
man to man, mr. charles, are you working on this case?	Man to man, I'm not.
that ain't a gun any more.  the firing pin's busted - the -  don't waste time talking about that.	Man to man, Mr. Charles, are you working on this case?
you mean about that gun?	That ain't a gun any more.  The firing pin's busted - the -  Don't waste time talking about that.
you oughtn't to play this trick on me.  running out when i was giving you time to rest up before i asked you those questions.	You mean about that gun?
i'll have to try to remember.	Okay.  There's plenty of time. I guess we got to ask you a lot more questions than we counted on. We'll come up tomorrow when you're feeling better.  Come on.
who's is it?	I'll have to try to remember.
no.	Who's is it?
this gun yours?	No.
no.	Ever heard of the Sullivan Act?
have you got a pistol permit?	No.
not without a warrant.	So you say -  Go on, Bob.
keep on asking.	Not without a warrant.
i'm asking you.	Keep on asking.
ask him.  i don't know.	I'm asking you.
what'd he think it was to you?	Ask him.  I don't know.
nothing.	What'd he think it was to you?
what's that to you?	Nothing.
wanted to tell me he didn't kill julia wolf.	What's that to you?
what's he want of you?	Wanted to tell me he didn't kill Julia Wolf.
i never saw him before.	What's he want of you?
yes.  i might not have been shot.	We were looking for this bird.
we hear this is getting to be sort of a meeting place for the wynant family, so we figure we'll stick around in case the old man himself shows up.  then we seen him...  ...sneak in and we decide to come up.  and pretty lucky for you.	Yes.  I might not have been shot.
how'd you people happen to pop in?	We hear this is getting to be sort of a meeting place for the Wynant family, so we figure we'll stick around in case the old man himself shows up.  Then we seen him...  ...sneak in and we decide to come up.  And pretty lucky for you.
i didn't know they had a fight.	Well, thanks.  We'll call you when we need you again.
do you know what they fought about that night he went away?	I didn't know they had a fight.
i know he'll turn up as soon as he sees this in the papers.  you can't think he had anything to do with it, mr. guild.  he wasn't the kind of man that....	Do you know what they fought about that night he went away?
did you go?	Yes.  But he didn't show up.
about three.	Did you go?
when was that?	About three.
i wasn't in.  my secretary took the message.  he left word for me to meet him at the plaza.	When was that?
he did!	I wasn't in.  My secretary took the message.  He left word for me to meet him at the Plaza.
he telephoned me today.	He did!
well, what?	He telephoned me today.
well....	Well, what?
oh, then you did hear from him?	Well....
i said he hadn't written me.	Oh, then you did hear from him?
yesterday.  i gave her a thousand dollars.	Seen any signs of it, Bill?
when was the last time you gave her money for wynant?	Yesterday.  I gave her a thousand dollars.
that's ridiculous.	Let him have his say out.
a brown suit, brown shoes and a white shirt and a grayish tie with red, or reddish brown figures on it.	Tell 'em.
what kind of clothes was he wearing?	A brown suit, brown shoes and a white shirt and a grayish tie with red, or reddish brown figures on it.
you did!	That's nothing.  I saw him myself.
goodbye.	Goodbye.
that's all right.  well, we'll be going.	Goodbye.
i don't think so.  of course i was terribly upset...  i hardly knew what i was doing.	The Medical Examiner seems to think that the body was touched.  He says it looks as if the girl's hand had been forced open after she was killed....
are you sure you didn't leave the room...  that one of the bellhops or maids might not have been in there alone?	I don't think so.  Of course I was terribly upset...  I hardly knew what I was doing.
no.	Are you sure you didn't leave the room...  that one of the bellhops or maids might not have been in there alone?
did you see anything in miss wolfe's hand?	No.
why yes.	Did you see anything in Miss Wolfe's hand?
you say you were in the room with the body from the time you discovered it 'til we came?	Why yes.
i see.	You say you were in the room with the body from the time you discovered it 'til we came?
there are a few things we want to check up on.	I see.
they'll be here.  don't worry.  my men are picking them up.	You're a great help to a hostess. I wish I always had you for my dinner parties.
mr. guild means guests!  oh, there are two more to come.	They'll be here.  Don't worry.  My men are picking them up.
i guess all the suspects are here.	Mr. Guild means guests!  Oh, there are two more to come.
i think we may as well sit down.	I guess all the suspects are here.
do you think that wynant did it?	Looks like he planned, something. He shut up his apartment and his shop.
but he's interested!	I don't mind telling you I'd rather have you working with us than against us.
good morning --	Good morning, Lieutenant -  Sorry.
how'd you like to be thrown in the can on account of not remembering?	Just give me a minute....  I'll remember. I'm not stalling, Lieutenant.  You know I always come clean with you.  Gee, it'd serve me right if you had pinched me...  that's the afternoon I was.... wait, I'll show you...!
i can't remember offhand, lieutenant.  maybe i was over at charlie's shooting pool. maybe i was here.  she'd remember.	How'd you like to be thrown in the can on account of not remembering?
sit down!  we didn't come here to watch you and that broad dance around a may pole.  where were you the afternoon the girl was killed?	I can't remember offhand, Lieutenant.  Maybe I was over at Charlie's shooting pool. Maybe I was here.  She'd remember.
let me go!  let me bring her back. i can't get along without her. i'll bring her right back and i'll tell you anything you want to know. let me go!	Sit down!  We didn't come here to watch you and that broad dance around a May pole.  Where were you the afternoon the girl was killed?
marian!  marian! don't go! i'll behave!  i'll do anything!  don't go, marian!	Let me go!  Let me bring her back. I can't get along without her. I'll bring her right back and I'll tell you anything you want to know. Let me go!
where were you?	Marian!  Marian! Don't go! I'll behave!  I'll do anything!  Don't go, Marian!
you don't think i had anything to do with it?	Where were you?
you'd done better to have told me that in the beginning.  where were you the afternoon she was knocked off?	You don't think I had anything to do with it?
want to take a poke at him?	I didn't mean you, Mister.
that's a lie, lieutenant...  anybody that says that is a liar.	Want to take a poke at him?
maybe if you quit running around after other women you wouldn't have so much trouble with this one.	That's a lie, Lieutenant...  Anybody that says that is a liar.
she drives me nuts.  she's been ragging me all day.	Maybe if you quit running around after other women you wouldn't have so much trouble with this one.
what's the idea of telling me you just knew the wolfe girl by sight?	That's all I did, Lieutenant. That's the God's truth.  Maybe I said hello to her or how are you or something like that when I saw her, but that's all I knew her. That's the truth.  All right.  Put your mouth in and I'll pop a tooth out of it.
have a shot?	What's the idea of telling me you just knew the Wolfe girl by sight?
why, you said...	Never mind.
i thought you said you weren't going there.	Why, you said...
and there she was lying dead.  the police said she'd probably been killed about ten minutes before i got there.	I thought you said you weren't going there.
wouldn't i.  just watch me.	Chris -- Chris -- !
you wouldn't do that...  you wouldn't!	Wouldn't I.  Just watch me.
just what i said i'd do.	You wouldn't do that...  you wouldn't!
what are you going to do?	Just what I said I'd do.
i said all right!	What are you going to do?
i couldn't go near that woman.	I said all right!
all right.  all right.	I couldn't go near that woman.
chris!	All right.  All right.
why don't you go to see julia? she handles his money.	Chris!
i know.	Why don't you go to see Julia? She handles his money.
you've said that for weeks.	I know.
i'll get some.	You've said that for weeks.
how can i help but mind? i'm constantly humiliated...  just because i haven't money.	I'll get some.
don't mind what she says, chris.	How can I help but mind? I'm constantly humiliated...  just because I haven't money.
i never had it.	Then someone was in with you.  Who was it? -- Who was it?  I'll answer that --  Hello ...  hello ...
what did you do with the rest?	I never had it.
i can't! i haven't got it!	What did you do with the rest?
you're going to return every cent of it!	I can't! I haven't got it!
i'll give it back to you ....  all i've got ....twenty-five thousand...	You're going to return every cent of it!
hello ....  give me ....  well ....  ?	I'll give it back to you ....  all I've got ....twenty-five thousand...
that's a fine thing to throw up to me after all i've been to you....	Hello ....  give me ....  Well ....  ?
they'll be pretty rough with you....with your record.	That's a fine thing to throw up to me after all I've been to you....
go ahead!	They'll be pretty rough with you....with your record.
i want that money right now, or i'll hand you over to the police.	Go ahead!
supporting that gang of loafers! there's not one of them that cares a damn for you.  a wife who threw you out the first time your foot slipped.  they wouldn't raise a hand to help you.  and i've given my whole life for you.  if you kicked off tomorrow, where'd i be? out in the gutter!  sure i took those bonds.  who has a better right -- ?	I want that money right now, or I'll hand you over to the police.
that's my business.	supporting that gang of loafers! There's not one of them that cares a damn for you.  A wife who threw you out the first time your foot slipped.  They wouldn't raise a hand to help you.  And I've given my whole life for you.  If you kicked off tomorrow, where'd I be? Out in the gutter!  Sure I took those bonds.  Who has a better right -- ?
what if i did take them? i'm sick and tired of seeing you hand out thousands of dollars to that family of yours....	That's my business.
no one else had the combination of that safe.  you took them.  what did you do with them?	What if I did take them? I'm sick and tired of seeing you hand out thousands of dollars to that family of yours....
do you realize that you're accusing me of ....	No one else had the combination of that safe.  You took them.  What did you do with them?
now see here, julia.  you're counting a little too much on my being absent-minded.  you've been taking a little here and there for some time, and i haven't said anything about it.  but this is fifty thousand dollars!	Do you realize that you're accusing me of ....
don't you remember....	Now see here, Julia.  You're counting a little too much on my being absent-minded.  You've been taking a little here and there for some time, and I haven't said anything about it.  But this is fifty thousand dollars!
i'd never tell you to sell those. i bought them for my daughter.	Don't you remember....
oh yes.  why, you told me to sell them a long time ago.	I'd never tell you to sell those. I bought them for my daughter.
the government bonds.  the ones you took from the office safe.	Oh yes.  Why, you told me to sell them a long time ago.
what bonds?	The government bonds.  The ones you took from the office safe.
no.  i just came back for a second. i wanted to get those bonds.	What bonds?
don't worry.  you won't see him again.  what happened? did you change your mind about going?	No.  I just came back for a second. I wanted to get those bonds.
i don't like him.	Don't worry.  You won't see him again.  What happened? Did you change your mind about going?
this is the first time i've seen him in years.  i didn't want him to think i was high-hatting him.	I don't like him.
i thought you'd given up that sort of friend.	This is the first time I've seen him in years.  I didn't want him to think I was high-hatting him.
he's not anybody.  just a fellow i used to know.	I thought you'd given up that sort of friend.
who's that man?	He's not anybody.  Just a fellow I used to know.
we're just having a little drink.	So I see.
oh, please, nick.	Would it help any if I could persuade him to meet you?
i got word from wynant this morning...	So did we.  I mean, Sherlock here.
asta - don't bother mr. macaulay.	That's all right.
oh, he's sitting up.	Good.
good morning. i'm afraid this isn't a very "merry christmas" for you.	Oh, he's sitting up.
oh, hello.  come on in.	Good morning. I'm afraid this isn't a very "Merry Christmas" for you.
is there a mr. macaulay in the house?  oh, it's you.	Yes?
but what if you need more money?	I left instructions with Julia. She'll get it from you.  Goodbye.
no.	But what if you need more money?
is julia going with you?	No.
settle it yourself.  what have i got a lawyer for?	Is Julia going with you?
what'll i do if something comes up?	Settle it yourself.  What have I got a lawyer for?
thanks, and goodbye.	What'll I do if something comes up?
you might do that.  get me a ticket for...  no, you don't!	Thanks, and goodbye.
well, let me do that for you.	You might do that.  Get me a ticket for...  No, you don't!
no.	Well, let me do that for you.
isn't there anything else i can do for you? have you bought your ticket?	No.
i trust you.	Isn't there anything else I can do for you? Have you bought your ticket?
i wish you'd count them.  there's a thousand dollars there.	I trust you.
never mind.	I wish you'd count them.  There's a thousand dollars there.
one hundred...  two hundred... three...	Never mind.
that's just why i'm going.	One hundred...  two hundred... three...
but suppose some business comes up...	That's just why I'm going.
i'm not telling anyone.	But suppose some business comes up...
i do wish you'd tell me where you're going.	I'm not telling anyone.
did you get my money?	I do wish you'd tell me where you're going.
i have no right to answer that.	What about it, Tanner.  Isn't that the truth?
but it must have been wynant.  i should have known if it weren't his voice.	Oh he as clever about that.  He called when you were out.  That same afternoon, Julia telephoned to him. She said that you were coming, Mimi, to ask about Wynant. He got terrified. He was afraid that Julia would break down and tell... so he went to Julia and killed her and left Wynant's watch chain in her hand.
hello.... oh, just a minute.  police department?	Hello....  Where?  In Allentown.  Yes... When is the next train? Right - I'll get that.  Wynant's tried to commit suicide. They want me to come down and identify him.  I guess this changes the whole story, doesn't it?  That looks like an admission of guilt.  And I had such hopes.  I thought if you got on the case, you'd be able to clear him.  I thought that Mimi.... the way she acted... I was sure that....  Oh, well, well... it's no use thinking of it now.  I'm sorry to have wasted so much of your time.
i've done that already. he should appear, you know.  it doesn't look well... his staying away at a time like this.	Hello.... oh, just a minute.  Police department?
it wouldn't hurt to put it in.	I've done that already. He should appear, you know.  It doesn't look well... his staying away at a time like this.
he gave me a code message to insert in the times, in case i wanted to get in touch with him.	It wouldn't hurt to put it in.
it might.	He gave me a code message to insert in the Times, in case I wanted to get in touch with him.
what are the chances of getting you to do what he wants?	Slim.
i hate to bother you when you're laid up.	That's all right.
how are you?	I hate to bother you when you're laid up.
how do you do?  what did you say?....  he is?.... where is he?  very well.  he's back in town....  wynant.  thank heaven.  he's waiting for me now.  forgive me, mrs. charles...  but i've been so upset.  it's no joke working for a man like that.  i must be off.  goodbye....  goodbye,	S'long.
my wife.	How do you do?  What did you say?....  He is?.... Where is he?  Very well.  He's back in town....  Wynant.  Thank heaven.  He's waiting for me now.  Forgive me, Mrs. Charles...  but I've been so upset.  It's no joke working for a man like that.  I must be off.  Goodbye....  Goodbye,
no word at all?	He sends word through Julia Wolf when he wants money...  I give it to her and she gives it to him.
you know as much about it as i do. i haven't seen him in three months.	No word at all?
what's all the fuss about? is he in hiding?	You know as much about it as I do. I haven't seen him in three months.
i see.  i see.	What's all the fuss about? Is he in hiding?
my wife's father died and left her a lumber mill and a narrow guage railroad and a couple of other things.  and i'm looking after them.	I see.  I see.
you don't say --	My wife's father died and left her a lumber mill and a narrow guage railroad and a couple of other things.  And I'm looking after them.
i haven't been a detective for four years.	You don't say --
she usually is.  trying one way or another to get money out of wynant. i wanted to find out if you were er - er -  --sleuthing for her.	I haven't been a detective for four years.
mimi?  ...  oh, dorothy's mother.  does she have to be up to something?	She usually is.  Trying one way or another to get money out of Wynant. I wanted to find out if you were er - er -  --sleuthing for her.
nothing, thank you.  nothing.  i wanted to see you...  what's mimi up to, charles?	Mimi?  ...  Oh, Dorothy's mother.  Does she have to be up to something?
that's all right.  what are you drinking?	Nothing, thank you.  Nothing.  I wanted to see you...  What's Mimi up to, Charles?
dorothy told me you were here.  i was going to telephone but....	That's all right.  What are you drinking?
hello, macaulay.  come in.	Dorothy told me you were here.  I was going to telephone but....
how are you?	Hello, Macaulay.  Come in.
i'm lot going to stay here to be insulted -	Macaulay, you drew up Wynant's will.  Mimi was cut off, wasn't she, if she re-married?
you're lying, mimi.  but then, you'd do anything for money.  you're getting a good price for saying you saw wynant and you figure you won't get anything if he's dead.	I'm lot going to stay here to be insulted -
it isn't a story - it's true.  i did see wynant.  he's not dead.	You're lying, Mimi.  But then, you'd do anything for money.  You're getting a good price for saying you saw Wynant and you figure you won't get anything if he's dead.
what did he pay you, mimi, to stick to that story?	It isn't a story - it's true.  I did see Wynant.  He's not dead.
nobody told me.  i did see him!	What did he pay you, Mimi, to stick to that story?
perfectly absurd.	And the murderer is right here in this room tonight... he's sitting at this table.  You may serve the fish.
because i don't believe that clyde's dead!  why, you said yourself you saw him last night.	So I did.  I saw him lying buried in his shop.
oh, did he?  what did he say?	He didn't say very much.  Wanted to know how I was and how the children were.
last night.  he came to see me at my apartment.	Oh, did he?  What did he say?
you did... where?	Last night.  He came to see me at my apartment.
this is all very pleasant but why are here?	I've got some very important news - I've seen Wynant.
they'll want more than your word for that.	All right, then -- I'll tell them who did do it!
i tell you -- he didn't do it.	They'll want more than your word for that.
that's not for you to decide. everybody's under suspicion - especially running off like this --  the police will want his description.  is this a picture of him?	I tell you -- he didn't do it.
but he has nothing to do with it!	That's not for you to decide. Everybody's under suspicion - especially running off like this --  The police will want his description.  Is this a picture of him?
you should have told them he'd disappeared.	But he has nothing to do with it!
chris may be at the club -- or somewhere -- i don't see that it's important --	You should have told them he'd disappeared.
where's gilbert?	Gilbert!  Is he here too?  We might as well be living in the lobby.
dorothy!  is she here?	Yes...
i tell you again, i don't want any part of it.  now you take dorothy home and...	Dorothy!  Is she here?
but he knows you.  all you have to do is get in touch with him, and tell him that mimi says everything is all right... but that i've got to see him.	I tell you again, I don't want any part of it.  Now you take Dorothy home and...
now, mimi, there are a thousand detectives in new york.  hire one of them.	But he knows you.  All you have to do is get in touch with him, and tell him that Mimi says everything is all right... but that I've got to see him.
nick, you will help me find clyde -- won't you?	Now, Mimi, there are a thousand detectives in New York.  Hire one of them.
well, don't you?	You're always teasing.
oh, i know he didn't, but i wish i could find him...  i have something very important to tell him. macaulay won't help at all.  he thinks i just want money.	Well, don't you?
what do you think?	Oh, I know he didn't, but I wish I could find him...  I have something very important to tell him. Macaulay won't help at all.  He thinks I just want money.
clyde wynant's crazy... absolutely crazy to stay away at a time like this. no wonder the police think he has something to do with it.	What do you think?
hello, mimi.	want to talk to you about something very important.
oh, nick... nick!	Hello, Mimi.
what am i?  the fall guy?	I hope you won't let this news spoil your dinner.  Nice food, isn't it?
once i wanted five grand --  cash -	Thank you.  Now I'll tell you why I know Wynant didn't commit those murders -  Three months ago - the night that he caught you in Julia's apartment, he found out that Julia was cheating him, and was splitting with some man.  He went to find the man. That man was.... Tanner, don't you...?
why do you say that?	Once I wanted five grand --  Cash -
she don't say she is, but i figure she is -	Why do you say that?
morelli -  you knew julia.  was she gypping wynant?	She don't say she is, but I figure she is -
what's that?	This is your party.
i am on the level. if i knew anything i'd....	What's that?
that'd be very smart.  that'd be the smartest thing i ever did. me that a police captain's been in a hospital three weeks on account we had an argument.  the boys would like to have me come in and ask questions.  they'd like it right down to the end of their blackjacks. now i come to you on the level. studsy says you're on the level. be on the level.	I am on the level. If I knew anything I'd....
i'd tell you if i knew. but i'm not in this.  ask the police.	That'd be very smart.  That'd be the smartest thing I ever did. Me that a police captain's been in a hospital three weeks on account we had an argument.  The boys would like to have me come in and ask questions.  They'd like it right down to the end of their blackjacks. Now I come to you on the level. Studsy says you're on the level. Be on the level.
he's all right. he'd like to see you. but listen...  what's the law doing to me?  do they think i did it, or is it just something else to pin on me?	I'd tell you if I knew. But I'm not in this.  Ask the police.
how is studsy?  i didn't know he was out of stir.	He's all right. He'd like to see you. But listen...  What's the law doing to me?  Do they think I did it, or is it just something else to pin on me?
listen.  "studsy" burke told me you used to be o.k. that's why i'm here. do  they....	How is Studsy?  I didn't know he was out of stir.
that's all swell.  only you're peddling your fish in the wrong market. i've got nothing to do with it.	Listen.  "Studsy" Burke told me you used to be O.K. That's why I'm here. Do  they....
i wouldn't have any reason to hurt her.  she was always on the up and up with me.  but that dirty little nunheim -- he got sore cause i clicked with her and he didn't, so he put the finger on me.	That's all swell.  Only you're peddling your fish in the wrong market. I've got nothing to do with it.
why tell me?	I wouldn't have any reason to hurt her.  She was always on the up and up with me.  But that dirty little Nunheim -- he got sore cause I clicked with her and he didn't, so he put the finger on me.
i haven't seen her in three months. we were all washed up.	Why tell me?
all right - you didn't.	I haven't seen her in three months. We were all washed up.
i didn't knock julia off.	All right - you didn't.
i've never heard about you.	I didn't knock Julia off.
i gotta talk to you.  i want you to tell me something and i want you to give it to me straight. get me?	Do you mind putting that gun away? My wife doesn't care, but I'm in a delicate condition.
i hope you're well.	His plan was still working beautifully. Wynant was established as being in town.  The watch chain was handed over....  ...with a slight delay...to the police. The only hitch was a man named Nunheim who had found out something.  Our hero paid Nunheim once to keep his mouth shut, and when Nunheim threatened him again, he bumped him off.
it's the only way it makes sense.	I hope you're well.
why are you saying it?	It's the only way it makes sense.
i don't know.	Why are you saying it?
is that true?	I don't know.
if that knife is missing, i'll look for it in your back.	After our hero had killed Wynant, he got a brilliant idea.  He realized that he and Julia could still collect money.  Wynant was supposed to be on a trip - no one knew where - so our dinner guest wrote letters to Macaulay, signing Wynant's name, so that Macaulay would continue to send the money to Julia.  He even telephoned Macaulay --  Do you remember?.... the first day that you came to see me... he telephoned that he was in town?
you're going to drive me crazy!	Let's see... where was I?  Oh, yes.  He went to find the man. That man was desperate!  He knew that he was caught dead to rights -- and with prison staring him in the face, he took the only way out. He killed Wynant.  It's terrible to tell you this way but your father's dead, Dorothy.
serve the nuts - i mean, serve the guests the nuts.	I'm afraid you're lying, Mimi. You see, I really did see Wynant last night.
i wish you'd tell me who.	I wish you'd tell me.
yes.	I wish you'd tell me who.
i can't wait any longer.  tell me, do you think one of them did it?	Yes.
thank you, mrs. charles.	I can't wait any longer.  Tell me, do you think one of them did it?
you give such charming parties, mr. charles.	Thank you, Mrs. Charles.
mimi!	Mimi, Jorgensen, Morelli, Tanner.....
mimi...	Mimi!
who do you think did it?	Mimi...
oh, they'll come.  i'll have guild issue the invitations.	Who do you think did it?
the suspects!  they won't come.	Oh, they'll come.  I'll have Guild issue the invitations.
i'm going to give a party, and invite all of the suspects.	The suspects!  They won't come.
i've got a lulu -- why?	I'm going to give a party, and invite all of the suspects.
got a nice evening dress?	I've got a lulu -- why?
now nick, what's that got to do with it?	Got a nice evening dress?
got a nice evening dress?	Now Nick, what's that got to do with it?
yes!	Got a nice evening dress?
i'm going to get the real murderer. i've got an idea.  want to see me take him?	Yes!
what are you going to do?	I'm going to get the real murderer. I've got an idea.  Want to see me take him?
i want to lie low till i get the whole dope.  i don't want to go off half-cocked.	What are you going to do?
why not?	I want to lie low till I get the whole dope.  I don't want to go off half-cocked.
i can't help it. i can't tell a soul.  i didn't even tell guild.	Why not?
but the poor kid's going crazy. she'd rather know her father was dead than that...	I can't help it. I can't tell a soul.  I didn't even tell Guild.
hey... hey.  don't do that.	But the poor kid's going crazy. She'd rather know her father was dead than that...
i'm going to tell her.	Hey... hey.  Don't do that.
no.  nobody but you.	I'm going to tell her.
wynant dead?  does dorothy know?	No.  Nobody but you.
smart gal.	Wynant dead?  Does Dorothy know?
then he couldn't have committed those other murders.	Smart gal.
couple of months anyway.	Then he couldn't have committed those other murders.
how long has he been dead?	Couple of months anyway.
i remembered that wynant had some shrapnel in his shin.  it often bothered him.  so i looked for it and i found it.  gimme.	How long has he been dead?
you don't get another swallow 'til you really open up.	I remembered that Wynant had some shrapnel in his shin.  It often bothered him.  So I looked for it and I found it.  Gimme.
sure.	You don't get another swallow 'til you really open up.
well, don't they?	Sure.
oh.  well, the clothes for instance. they were carefully preserved, and the body was just as carefully destroyed.  the person who killed him counted on one thing... that all skeletons look alike.	Well, don't they?
what things made you so sure?	Oh.  Well, the clothes for instance. They were carefully preserved, and the body was just as carefully destroyed.  The person who killed him counted on one thing... that all skeletons look alike.
huh?	What things made you so sure?
nick, you'll drive me crazy.  what things?	Huh?
several things.  hello, fred.  we're hungry again. yeah, and lots of onions.  oh, and coffee.	Nick, you'll drive me crazy.  What things?
what makes you so sure it's wynant's body?	Several things.  Hello, Fred.  We're hungry again. Yeah, and lots of onions.  Oh, and coffee.
that's what they think... guild and all of them.  they take it for granted that it's just another of wynant's victims.  guild's hot-footing it around now, looking for wynant. that's all that troubles him.	What makes you so sure it's Wynant's body?
but they all said it was rosebreen's.	That's what they think... Guild and all of them.  They take it for granted that it's just another of Wynant's victims.  Guild's hot-footing it around now, looking for Wynant. That's all that troubles him.
yup.  don't you want something to eat?	But they all said it was Rosebreen's.
wynant's body?	Yup.  Don't you want something to eat?
that's a fact.	Wynant's body?
nick, you'd better lay off that liquor.	That's a fact.
it was his body that was buried there.	Nick, you'd better lay off that liquor.
nick!	It was his body that was buried there.
he was down in the shop.	Nick!
what do you mean?	He was down in the shop.
i did find him!	What do you mean?
i want you to stay and find wynant.	I did find him!
my soul, woman.  i give you three murders and you aren't satisfied.	I want you to stay and find Wynant.
back to california	My soul, woman.  I give you three murders and you aren't satisfied.
why, i believe the little woman cares.	I don't care - I'm just used to you, that's all --  If you let anything happen to him, you'll never wag that tail again!
don't say it that way. say it as if you meant it.	Why, I believe the little woman cares.
sure i will.	Don't say it that way. Say it as if you meant it.
nickie, take care of yourself won't you?	Sure I will.
goodbye, darling.	Nickie, take care of yourself won't you?
you dog!	Goodbye, darling.
not with all your money!	You dog!
you bet i wouldn't.	Not with all your money!
you wouldn't be a widow long.	You bet I wouldn't.
go on - go on - see if i care. but it's a dirty trick bringing me all the way to new york just to make me a widow.	You wouldn't be a widow long.
i'll be all right.  i've got asta to protect me.	Go on - go on - see if I care. But it's a dirty trick bringing me all the way to New York just to make me a widow.
i know but this is different. he's a crazy man. he might kill you.	I'll be all right.  I've got Asta to protect me.
say you're the one who got me in this!	I know but this is different. He's a crazy man. He might kill you.
nick - i won't have you going down there.	Say you're the one who got me in this!
i don't know...  this thing has got my goat. i've got to find out.	Nick - I won't have you going down there.
you mean, he might be hiding there?	I don't know...  This thing has got my goat. I've got to find out.
he went away lots of times when i knew him - but he never closed his shop. i've got a hunch something is up.	You mean, he might be hiding there?
why shouldn't be close it? he went away.	He went away lots of times when I knew him - but he never closed his shop. I've got a hunch something is up.
i've got hunch.  i'm going down to look at wynant's shop, i want to find out why it's closed.	Why shouldn't be close it? He went away.
what are you going to do?	I've got hunch.  I'm going down to look at Wynant's shop, I want to find out why it's closed.
looks like a hold-up!	What are you going to do?
what's that?  what are you up to?  nickie - what is this?	Looks like a hold-up!
we're going sightseeing -- aren't we, asta?	What's that?  What are you up to?  Nickie - what is this?
he's just been for a walk.	We're going sightseeing -- aren't we, Asta?
i'm going to take asta for a walk.	He's just been for a walk.
i wish they'd stop that.  it makes me fidgety. do you think they'll find him, nick?  he must be in new york....  where do you think you're going?	I'm going to take Asta for a walk.
this may be a little rough - you'd better let us go alone.	Catch me letting you go alone!
so am i.	Come on, Watson, we're going places.
no reason.  just a hunch.  but i'm going to find out.  i'm tired of being pushed around.	So am I.
why don't you?	No reason.  Just a hunch.  But I'm going to find out.  I'm tired of being pushed around.
i don't believe he did it.	Why don't you?
but wynant --- ?	I don't believe he did it.
maybe i will.	But Wynant --- ?
the mystery's all gone. and i wanted you to find out who did it.	Maybe I will.
what's the matter with you?	The mystery's all gone. And I wanted you to find out who did it.
what's the trouble, asta?  your balloon busted?  so's mine.	What's the matter with you?
all right, hard guy.  get up and bleed on the rugs.	What's the trouble, Asta?  Your balloon busted?  So's mine.
you talk as if i were asta.	All right, hard guy.  Get up and bleed on the rugs.
sit down!	You talk as if I were Asta.
it's not going to hurt me to get up.	Sit down!
well, that's that.  stay there, nick!	It's not going to hurt me to get up.
oh, it's a fire hydrant.	Yes.  It's Asta's Christmas present.
your guess is as good as mine.	Oh take it!  Please take it!
he wouldn't ask you to handle it if he were guilty.	Your guess is as good as mine.
i don't know.	He wouldn't ask you to handle it if he were guilty.
philadelphia.  then he didn't do it, did he, nick?	I don't know.
let's see.  where's it from?	Philadelphia.  Then he didn't do it, did he, Nick?
nick, listen.  from clyde wynant!  "will you take charge of investigation on julia wolf murder. communicate with herbert macaulay".	Let's see.  Where's it from?
did i give it to you?	Yes.
yes.	Did I give it to you?
is that another christmas present?	Yes.
i'm stifling, but it's so pretty.  the kirbys.	Is that another Christmas present?
aren't you hot in that?	I'm stifling, but it's so pretty.  The Kirbys.
who's that?	Macaulay.
hello... send him up.	Who's that?
that's not true.  he never came near my tabloids.  that's one thing i always protect... my tabloids.	Hello... send him up.
i read you were shot five times in the tabloids.	That's not true.  He never came near my tabloids.  That's one thing I always protect... my tabloids.
yes.  i know all they know about the murder. and i'm a great hero. the tribune said i was shot twice.	I read you were shot five times in the tabloids.
finished with these?	Yes.  I know all they know about the murder. And I'm a great hero. The Tribune said I was shot twice.
you must admit i have good taste.	Finished with these?
you did.	You must admit I have good taste.
who gave it to you?	You did.
no.  it's a christmas present.	Who gave it to you?
i never saw that before.	No.  It's a Christmas present.
on it!  i'm in it ... they think i did it!	Well, didn't you?
he's got more sense than you have. thank heaven you're not on this case.	On it!  I'm in it ... They think I did it!
you're a fine watch dog.	He's got more sense than you have. Thank Heaven you're not on this case.
he'll be here.  give him time to get his trousers on.  where's asta?  asta!  asta!	You're a fine watch dog.
i wish that doctor'd come.  how do you feel?	He'll be here.  Give him time to get his trousers on.  Where's Asta?  Asta!  Asta!
want a drink?	Yeah.
i'll be all right. don't let's fuss till the doctor comes.	Want a drink?
sure -- i don't even feel it.	I'll get some towels.
well, quick -- get into bed.  are you all right?	Sure -- I don't even feel it.
there's one coming.	Well, quick -- get into bed.  Are you all right?
someone get a doctor.	There's one coming.
it's all right.  it just grazed me.	Someone get a doctor.
you idiot!  asta! stop that!  get down!  now, stay there.	All right... shoot!  I mean... what's on your mind?
nick!  nick!  there's someone to she you,	That's great.  I was afraid I'd have to go to sleep.
what are you going to give me?  i hope i don't like it.	You'll have to keep them anyway. The man at the Aquarium said that he wouldn't take them back.
breakfast.	What are you going to give me?  I hope I don't like it.
but it's christmas now.	Breakfast.
at breakfast.	But it's Christmas now.
i think i would like that drink.  i'll give you your christmas present now if you'll give me mine.	At breakfast.
darling, my guess is that wynant killed julia and dorothy knows it. and the police'll catch him without my help.	I think I would like that drink.  I'll give you your Christmas present now if you'll give me mine.
she thinks you can. it wouldn't hurt you to find out if you could, would it?	Darling, my guess is that Wynant killed Julia and Dorothy knows it. And the police'll catch him without my help.
there's nothing i can do to help her.	She thinks you can. It wouldn't hurt you to find out if you could, would it?
that poor girl is in a tough spot.	There's nothing I can do to help her.
tomorrow i'll buy you a whole lot of detective stories.	That poor girl is in a tough spot.
i'd like to see you work.	Tomorrow I'll buy you a whole lot of detective stories.
they were kidding you.	I'd like to see you work.
everybody says you were a grand detective.	They were kidding you.
maybe it would if i took it.	Everybody says you were a grand detective.
no thanks.	Maybe it would if I took it.
maybe a drink would help you.	No thanks.
no.	Maybe a drink would help you.
can't you get to sleep?	No.
don't you think you'd like to go back to detecting once in a while, just for the fun of it?	Can't you get to sleep?
that's jolly.	Don't you think you'd like to go back to detecting once in a while, just for the fun of it?
good. i want to talk to you.	That's jolly.
yes.	Good. I want to talk to you.
nick!  nick!  are you asleep?	Yes.
she didn't tell me a thing.	Too bad you didn't bring your whip.
what are you going to do with it?	Nothing, 'til I find out if it's the gun Julia Wolf was killed with.  Keep her in here, and don't let those reporters see her. They might believe her.
she brought it in.  trying to make me believe she did it.	What are you going to do with it?
where did you get that?	She brought it in.  Trying to make me believe she did it.
what are you drinking?	Rye.
isn't that my drink?	What are you drinking?
i wonder if they've --  i don't want to hear anything about it.	Isn't that my drink?
sounds like a good case.  girl mysteriously murdered.  no one knows who did it.  they haven't found any clues yet -- no gun -- no fingerprints --	I wonder if they've --  I don't want to hear anything about it.
room service, please -	Sounds like a good case.  Girl mysteriously murdered.  No one knows who did it.  They haven't found any clues yet -- no gun -- no fingerprints --
i haven't the time.  i'm much too busy seeing that you don't lose any of the money i married you for.	Room service, please -
i'd better order some food.  that sounds like an interesting case.  wouldn't you like to take it?	I haven't the time.  I'm much too busy seeing that you don't lose any of the money I married you for.
come on -- relax --  give them a drink.	We need ice.
who's that?	Santa Claus.
take it easy.	Who's that?
i can't lie here.  i've got to get up and trim that darned christmas tree.	Take it easy.
that last martini.	I can't lie here.  I've got to get up and trim that darned Christmas tree.
what hit me?	That last Martini.
six martinis.  you're not going to have anything on me.	What hit me?
six martinis.	Six Martinis.  You're not going to have anything on me.
how many drinks have you had?	Six Martinis.
much better, thanks.	How many drinks have you had?
by the way, how is your father's side?	Much better, thanks.
i was hoping i wouldn't have to tell you.  dorothy is really my daughter.  you see, it was spring in venice, and i was so young.  i didn't know what i was doing.  we were all like that on my father's side.	By the way, how is your father's side?
who is she?	I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you.  Dorothy is really my daughter.  You see, it was Spring in Venice, and I was so young.  I didn't know what I was doing.  We were all like that on my father's side.
only you, darling...  lanky brunettes with wicked jaws.	Who is she?
you got types?	Only you, darling...  lanky brunettes with wicked jaws.
if you like 'em like that.	You got types?
pretty girl.	If you like 'em like that.
he's well-trained.  he'll behave himself.	As long as there isn't a fire hydrant.  What I've gone through --
you might have mentioned me first.	He's well-trained.  He'll behave himself.
i thought so.  he even tried to drag me into the gentlemen's --	Oh, this is Andy --
i had him out this morning.	I thought so.  He even tried to drag me into the gentlemen's --
he's dragged me into every gin mill on the block.	I had him out this morning.
hello, baby.	He's dragged me into every gin mill on the block.
so it's you he was after!	Hello, baby.
that's what mr. wynant said to me. if she re-married, all the money was to go to the children.	You shouldn't let that keep you from telling truth, Mimi.  Mrs. Jorgensen -  Were you ever divorced from Chris Jorgensen?
i'm sorry.  tanner, don't you want some wine?	No... no.
you can save that and tell it to the police.  they'll be here in a minute.	Police!
mr. charles - she did - that's why he got sore at her and killed her. listen, mr. charles --  i did do a little chiseling.  i come to bring it back and fix up the books.  i didn't want him to find out and come after me -	You can save that and tell it to the police.  They'll be here in a minute.
trying to put it off on her?	Mr. Charles - she did - that's why he got sore at her and killed her. Listen, Mr. Charles --  I did do a little chiseling.  I come to bring it back and fix up the books.  I didn't want him to find out and come after me -
honest, mr, charles.  i never touched that safe.  them bonds that were missing... julia took them.	Trying to put it off on her?
somewhere's where they might go out and leave the safe open?	Honest, Mr, Charles.  I never touched that safe.  Them bonds that were missing... Julia took them.
that time you sent me up last ... i learned book-keeping at sing sing.  i figured it might be an in for me somewhere's.	Somewhere's where they might go out and leave the safe open?
well, that's a hot one.  you a bookkeeper!  when were you ever a bookkeeper?	That time you sent me up last ... I learned book-keeping at Sing Sing.  I figured it might be an in for me somewhere's.
yes, sir.  julia wolf got me a job as bookkeeper.	Well, that's a hot one.  You a bookkeeper!  When were you ever a bookkeeper?
you worked here?	Yes, sir.  Julia Wolf got me a job as bookkeeper.
i had a key. i worked here... till they closed the shop.	You worked here?
how did you get in here?	I had a key. I worked here... till they closed the shop.
no, mr. charles.	How did you get in here?
come on out, now.  he won't hurt you.  back to your old tricks, eh, tanner?	No, Mr. Charles.
was he a good detective?	I wouldn't know.  That time he caught me was a accident.  I led with my right.
yes.	He's a good guy.  He sent me up the river once.  Hey, Nick!
you his wife?	Yes.
yes.  nick!	You his wife?
nick charles here?	Yes.  Nick!
you're forgetting the check for your suitcase.  it's at the grand central.	Oh, yes -- yes -- that's right --
maybe she has.	You're forgetting the check for your suitcase.  It's at the Grand Central.
maybe miss wolf has them.	Maybe she has.
i know i left them there.	Maybe Miss Wolf has them.
bonds, sir?	I know I left them there.
i'm going to give her a wedding present.  thought i'd better do it now, before i forget it.  i can drop them on my way to...  that's funny....  where are those bonds?	Bonds, sir?
well, congratulations.	I'm going to give her a wedding present.  Thought I'd better do it now, before I forget it.  I can drop them on my way to...  That's funny....  Where are those bonds?
who fired you?	You did.
i'm fired.	Who fired you?
home?	I'm fired.
home!	Home?
where are you going?	Home!
i just wanted to tell you...	I don't care what you wanted to tell me.  You're through!  Get your things and get out!
two weeks work gone for nothing.	I just wanted to tell you...
i'm sorry...  but...	Two weeks work gone for nothing.
please, i beg of you.  the american army is there.  i am iraqi.  they will kill me.	Nobody's going to hurt you.
turn the car around.	Please, I beg of you.  The American army is there.  I am Iraqi.  They will kill me.
this road, it leads straight to kuwait.	Turn the car around.
what's in the other direction?	This road, it leads straight to Kuwait.
baghdad.	What's in the other direction?
where were you going?	Baghdad.
y-yes.	Where were you going?
you speak english?  do you speak english!?	Y-yes.
looks like at the end of the day we finally find out who's better than who, don't we, epps?  like i said; i expected more from you.	It's like I said; you don't really know lieutenant John Epps very well, do you?
give it to me!	If I give it to you, will you let us go?
so you can give us away?	If I don't answer, he'll know something's up.
i have to answer him.	So you can give us away?
just keep quiet.	I have to answer him.
they'll kill you.  you won't make it ten feet before they cut you down.	You don't know John Epps very well, do you?
that why you tried to put a bullet in my head in the middle of the desert.	That's just what things came to. Sometimes you can't help that.  It doesn't change me respecting you.  And now you let me down.  I expected more from you, you know?  I really did.  I expected you to--
you disappoint me, epps.  always figured you to be a man; a real bright guy.  i had respect for you.	That why you tried to put a bullet in my head in the middle of the desert.
thanks for taking care of this for me.	Tell me something, Wes.  Are you crazy, greedy, or just stupid?  Jaeger says you're crazy.
wes--	Look, I know you guys are telling the truth.  It's just the Shi'ites don't know that.  I guess you could tell them...but then you don't speak the language do you?
sure, and i guess it was just convenient there was one less person to split the gold with.	Wes--
wes, we thought you were dead, and we thought we were next.  hanging around to get killed wouldn't have done anyone any good.	Sure, and I guess it was just convenient there was one less person to split the gold with.
in the flack jacket.  still like getting hit in the back with a baseball bat. took the air right out of me, but i was just unconscious for awhile.  'course, you didn't stick around to find that out. you left me for dead.	We thought--
what about jaeger?	Nothing about him, unless he's got a problem about me dealing with you.
then i suppose it'd be insurrection, and i suppose i'd have to kill you.  i suppose.	What about Jaeger?
suppose i don't go for that?	Then I suppose it'd be insurrection, and I suppose I'd have to kill you.  I suppose.
i'm the one's got the big stick.	Suppose I don't go for that?
and let me guess who is.	I'm the one's got the big stick.
without that navicam looks to me like you forfeit the right to be in charge.	And let me guess who is.
lot of good you were when i was sinking in the sand.	Without that navicam looks to me like you forfeit the right to be in charge.
no navicom.  a lot of good you are now, epps.	Lot of good you were when I was sinking in the sand.
we been down this road.  i told you how it is.  unless you feel like there's something you want to do about it...	What if I do?
in the service you do, but we're not particularly in the service right now. way i see it, what we're doing, that doesn't particularly give you the right to toss orders around.	We been down this road.  I told you how it is.  Unless you feel like there's something you want to do about it...
i out rank you, that's why.	In the service you do, but we're not particularly in the service right now. Way I see it, what we're doing, that doesn't particularly give you the right to toss orders around.
you've got an awful lot of orders in you. always giving orders.	I out rank you, that's why.
no.	Get out of my way.
then step aside.	No.
it's murder, and i won't be any part of it.	Then step aside.
it's a combat action.	It's murder, and I won't be any part of it.
i've got no stomach for murder.	It's a combat action.
i'm not going to leave him be just so he can stab us in the backs the minute we turn around.  i have been through too much to lose it all now just because the two of you don't have the stomach to do what has to be done.	I've got no stomach for murder.
we are not at war!  you and i and jaeger are awol.  we have no authority--	He tried to kill us.  If not just now, then in the helicopter.  That's all the authority I need.
we're at war.	We are not at war!  You and I and Jaeger are AWOL.  We have no authority--
i'm not going to let you kill him.	We're at war.
he's an enemy soldier.	I'm not going to let you kill him.
you're out of your mind.	He's an enemy soldier.
you don't know that.	You don't know he isn't.
that's what he says.  he could be a spy, or something.	You don't know that.
you said he was a deserter.	That's what he says.  He could be a spy, or something.
we can't just leave him.  he'll run back to his outfit, report our position...	You said he was a deserter.
i don't care what he says, he wanted our gold.  would have slit our throats if he had the chance.	Doesn't matter.  Whatever he wanted he didn't get it.  We've got no need staying around here.  It's light enough.  Let's pack up and head out.
how's he going to want the gold?  he couldn't even know we had it.	He...he could have been watching us.
says he wanted food.  liar.  he wanted the gold.	How's he going to want the gold?  He couldn't even know we had it.
why'd he come in our camp.	Says he wanted food.  Liar.  He wanted the gold.
says they were deserters, they were afraid to fight, don't believe in saddam anyway.  they flew the gunship up here to hide out.  when they saw us they figured we were going to kill them, so they shot first.	Why'd he come in our camp.
stop it!	I told you; don't push me around.
what happened?	I told you.  He tried to steal our gold. He tried to kill us.
get off him!	What happened?
he snuck in here thinking we were asleep, only i wasn't sleeping.  would have slit our throats if i hadn't stopped him.	Get off him!
get off him.	He snuck in here thinking we were asleep, only I wasn't sleeping.  Would have slit our throats if I hadn't stopped him.
you got no reason to hit me.  i'm getting tired of you and jaeger pushing me around.	Then get up and do something about it.
you got no reason to do that!	I told you:  When I straighten someone out they stay straightened.  This is how it works:  Nobody touches the gold. Except when we're on the move and someone's carrying it, nobody so much as opens the pack to get an eyeful of it. Agreed?
maybe i don't need your ideas.  maybe i can do better on my own.	You got no reason to do that!
maybe i do.	Maybe I don't need your ideas.  Maybe I can do better on my own.
maybe you've got ideas of your own for the gold.  maybe you've already got things worked out.	Maybe I do.
you've had your say, wes.  now leave it.	Maybe you've got ideas of your own for the gold.  Maybe you've already got things worked out.
you're the one with all the ideas.	You've had your say, Wes.  Now leave it.
we started this together, and we're staying together, so there's no point in splitting things up now.	What if we get separated?  Way I see it if something happens I want to be carrying my share.
maybe we should split it up now.	We started this together, and we're staying together, so there's no point in splitting things up now.
what about it?	Maybe we should split it up now.
what about the gold?	What about it?
it'll be too dark to make our way back now.  let's bed down for the night and head out at first light.	What about the gold?
you ready?	All right.  I'll go up, then you send up the gold and--
i don't think the line will take the weight of a man and the coins.  wes!?  we'll send the gold up, then me and jaeger'll climb back.	Ready when you are.
epps!	I heard!
what am i supposed to do?	Got to have someone here in case we need help making it back up.  Doesn't hurt to have a look out either.
all right.  let's break out some utility shovels, lanterns, and a claymore in case we have to do any blasting.  me and jaeger'll climb down, and see what we can see.	What am I supposed to do?
missile!	Move!
and they can't fly around out there forever.	So we wait.
i don't know.  there's a lot of space up here.  they could be just about--	Weird they didn't chase us.
where'd they go?	I don't know.  There's a lot of space up here.  They could be just about--
otherwise whatever we're looking for could be anywhere.	Basically.  But the map has been pretty precise so far.  I don't think it'll be too hard to--
what do you figure it to be?	Got to be some kind of landmark; something distinctive.
should be easy going from here.  stay on the pass straight to the dot.	What do you figure it to be?
let me see the map.	Should be easy going from here.  Stay on the pass straight to the dot.
the us army:  always an adventure.	Let me see the map.
probably was a couple of hundred years ago when whoever drew the map came through here.  worn down to nothing now.	Picks up again just on the other side.
not much of a pass.	Probably was a couple of hundred years ago when whoever drew the map came through here.  Worn down to nothing now.
we're not going to find anything standing here.  let's get to climbing.	Not much of a pass.
and find the treasure, and get it, and get back to the humvee, and get the hell out of iraqi without getting our heads blown off, but that's about it.	We're not going to find anything standing here.  Let's get to climbing.
all we've got to do is make it to the top.	And find the treasure, and get it, and get back to the Humvee, and get the hell out of Iraqi without getting our heads blown off, but that's about it.
we can't just go off and--	There's nothing we can do.  We shouldn't even be here in the first place.
i don't want to see people killed any more than you.  but we try to help out we die, and all we do is die.	We can't just go off and--
there's nothing we can do.	We can fight.  That's what we're here for:  To fight the Iraqis.  To help the Shi'ites, and the Khurds.
all right.  let's get out of here.	The soldiers are going to kill those people!
ready?	Yeah.
should have at least gotten the map off of him.  blows up with him then we did all this for nothing.	Ready?
you just go when i say go.	Should have at least gotten the map off of him.  Blows up with him then we did all this for nothing.
what if it's a valloro 69?  just going to bounce right up out of the ground, explode in the air, kill him and us.	You just go when I say go.
for climbing.	Break it out.
we've got rope?	For climbing.
should have blown already.  delayed fuse, that's vietnam stuff.	Maybe that's all the Iraqis could afford, okay?  Maybe they got it on discount. Maybe the fuse is messed up.  Or maybe it's going to go off in two seconds, and we won't have to worry about getting Jaeger down off there, all we'll have to worry about is finding the pieces.
i don't know, and i wasn't about to mess with it.	Should have blown already.  Delayed fuse, that's Vietnam stuff.
what kind of mine?	I don't know, and I wasn't about to mess with it.
he's an idiot, and he's not nearly as hard as he thinks.	How tough you have to be to make the army?  All you've got to do is shoot a gun, and stop a bullet.
he's not so--	He's an idiot, and he's not nearly as hard as he thinks.
not much chance of that.  jaeger's an idiot.	He's not so--
maybe we are crazy for doing this.  but if we do it, we do it right.  i just needed to explain that in a way i wouldn't have to do it again.	Not much chance of that.  Jaeger's an idiot.
you two fighting's not going to get us anything.	Him getting us stranded out here doesn't do much good either.
what are you doing.	Low on gas.  Got to refill.
deserters would have run, they wouldn't have engaged.	They shouldn't have been out this way, that's all I'm saying.
this is miles from the battle lines. they were probably deserters.	Deserters would have run, they wouldn't have engaged.
we shouldn't have been here, epps.  there is a war going on!	This is miles from the battle lines. They were probably deserters.
they shouldn't have been here.	We shouldn't have been here, Epps.  There is a war going on!
wha...	Oh, Jesus, they've stopped.
they stopped.	Wha...
what are we going to do!?	We're going to keep driving.
why, yes, jaeger.  i believe it is.	No, please, not again.
i know you think this is crazy, but a couple of hours from now you're going to be one rich dude trying to buy up every other puzzle box out there.	I'd settle for being alive.  Really. Alive would be fine.
what?	I know you think this is crazy, but a couple of hours from now you're going to be one rich dude trying to buy up every other puzzle box out there.
yeah!  welcome to beautiful iraq.  land of enchantment and riches.	Oh, God.
you're out of your minds, you know that? both of you.  you don't even know if there's anything out there.  what the hell are you thinking?	I'm thinking about when this war is over. Why you figure I'm here?  'Cause I got tired of being president of GM?  If a brother doesn't play ball, or deal drugs there aren't too many big money prospects around, and I'm not particularly interested in spending the rest of my life fighting the oil companies' wars. So I say if maybe there's something out there, what the hell, that's what I say.
damn, this is sweet.  we are going to be home in no time.	Better grab up some sand to take home to your family.
a casual one.	Damn, this is sweet.  We are going to be home in no time.
it's a map, i think that's what it is.	There you go, Jaeger.  Just find the buried treasure, and you're a millionaire.
what's it say?	Help, I'm being held prisoner in a puzzle box factory.
it's a fortune box.	What's it say?
paper.	It's a fortune box.
well, based on my knowledge of the region, its culture and her people i would have to say it's a box.	Can you eat it?  If you can't eat it I really don't care what it is.
like learning arabic?  you're gonna learn arabic you might as well learn were we can get something to eat around here.	I didn't learn Arabic because we were getting shipped here.  You don't learn it in a couple of weeks.  I studied it in high school.
...and it's very important when you sit down never to point the soles of your shoes at anyone.  it's considered offensive.	You know so much about the Middle East, you know where we can get something to eat.
think we're going to do it?  think we're going to war?	Not up to us.  Up to the Iraqis.  All they have to do is get out of Kuwait.
he's not slowing.	He's going to slow down.
he'll slow down.	He's not slowing.
epps, i don't think he's slowing down.	He'll slow down.
well, this is it.  we get the car, find some americans.  we find americans we'll be all right.	We'll make up some kind of lie.  They won't find the gold.
that's what i hear.  don't matter.  girls go crazy everywhere for a man with gold.	Well, this is it.  We get the car, find some Americans.  We find Americans we'll be all right.
really?	That's what I hear.  Don't matter.  Girls go crazy everywhere for a man with gold.
i'd go to australia.  lot of land, not many people.  i think after this i'd like to quit people for awhile.  and the girls go crazy for brothers down there.	Really?
what?	I'd go to Australia.  Lot of land, not many people.  I think after this I'd like to quit people for awhile.  And the girls go crazy for brothers down there.
australia.	What?
how the hell should i know?	Australia.
i've never been anywhere.  i wouldn't know where to go.  where would you go?	How the hell should I know?
i don't know.	I've never been anywhere.  I wouldn't know where to go.  Where would you go?
still am.  there's more gold than i thought, and since there's only two of us now...  where should i go?	I don't know.
thought you were going to buy a car.	Still am.  There's more gold than I thought, and since there's only two of us now...  Where should I go?
i'm thinking about taking a trip.	Thought you were going to buy a car.
what?	I'm thinking about taking a trip.
epps?	What?
don't make so much out of it.  only reason i haven't figured a way to get all that money for myself is because i've been too busy figuring ways to stay alive.  believe me; if i had a minute to catch my breath i might have played things the way you and wes had.  i'm no better than anybody else.  i've just been busier.	Epps?
yeah.  even after that.  you didn't take it out on me, except for maybe making me lie in the middle of the road now.  but i'd say you've been very fair.  i just think it's a hell of a man who can keep from going money simple.	Don't make so much out of it.  Only reason I haven't figured a way to get all that money for myself is because I've been too busy figuring ways to stay alive.  Believe me; if I had a minute to catch my breath I might have played things the way you and Wes had.  I'm no better than anybody else.  I've just been busier.
threatened to blow my brains out?	Yeah.  Even after that.  You didn't take it out on me, except for maybe making me lie in the middle of the road now.  But I'd say you've been very fair.  I just think it's a hell of a man who can keep from going money simple.
this whole time, you've kept your head. you didn't go money simple like me and wes.  you've just been trying to figure how to get us out of here.  and you've been fair too.  i mean, even after i...you know...	Threatened to blow my brains out?
thanks.	This whole time, you've kept your head. You didn't go money simple like me and Wes.  You've just been trying to figure how to get us out of here.  And you've been fair too.  I mean, even after I...you know...
i want you to know... i don't know.  i just think you're a hell of a guy.	Thanks.
yeah.	I want you to know... I don't know.  I just think you're a hell of a guy.
epps.	Yeah.
then i'm a rich man.	Epps.
yeah, but why me?  what if the car doesn't stop?	Then I'm a rich man.
somebody has to.	Yeah, but why me?  What if the car doesn't stop?
why do i have to lie in the road?	Somebody has to.
you lie in the middle of the road, look like you're hurt.  when the car stops i run over to the driver and put a gun to his head.	Why do I have to lie in the road?
how do we do that?	You lie in the middle of the road, look like you're hurt.  When the car stops I run over to the driver and put a gun to his head.
a car's got to come along sooner or later.  when it does, we jack it.	How do we do that?
well?	A car's got to come along sooner or later.  When it does, we jack it.
you shouldn't think about things like that.  it'll just make you crazy.	Well?
what if it hadn't been wes?  what if...i mean, accidently, what if i had...	You shouldn't think about things like that.  It'll just make you crazy.
we had a deal.  no one touches the gold until we're out of here.  no one breaks the deal, no one had anything to worry about.	What if it hadn't been Wes?  What if...I mean, accidently, what if I had...
but...	We had a deal.  No one touches the gold until we're out of here.  No one breaks the deal, no one had anything to worry about.
it's always been like that.  when you left me down in the crevice to send the gold up i figured i'd better...take precautions.  i rigged it to blow if anyone opened the pack.  just in case somebody thought they could do better on their own.	But...
when did you make the switch?	It's always been like that.  When you left me down in the crevice to send the gold up I figured I'd better...take precautions.  I rigged it to blow if anyone opened the pack.  Just in case somebody thought they could do better on their own.
it wasn't the gold.  it was the claymore mine.  the gold's in my pack.	When did you make the switch?
the...the gold...	It wasn't the gold.  It was the claymore mine.  The gold's in my pack.
damn it.  we lost the horses.	The...the gold...
which way do we go!?	We go this way.
can you ride a horse?	No, but I figure now's a real good time to start.
i didn't say that.  i never said--	Me?  I say you don't have enough brains to be stupid.
...wes...?	You were shot.  We were standing right there, you were shot!
you come up with a better plan, let me know.	Maybe...maybe if we traded them the gold. If we gave it to them they might let us live; they might not kill us.
we can't just sit here waiting to die.	You come up with a better plan, let me know.
with what?  against how many?	We can't just sit here waiting to die.
...maybe...maybe we can fight our way out.	With what?  Against how many?
i don't know!	...Maybe...maybe we can fight our way out.
why haven't they killed us!?	I don't know!
i don't know.  they killed wes.	Why haven't they killed us!?
is that good, or bad?	I don't know.  They killed Wes.
shi'ites, i think.	Is that good, or bad?
what do you make of them?	Shi'ites, I think.
what do we do?	We keep going, that's what we do.  We ignore them, maybe they ignore us.
to where?	Sun rises in the East.  We go the opposite direction.  May not find anything, but at least we'll know we're heading towards Saudi Arabia.
we can't stay here.  even if that wasn't an iraqi soldier it's only a matter of time before some show up.  get all the water you can carry, and we'll head out on foot.	To where?
what do we do?	We can't stay here.  Even if that wasn't an Iraqi soldier it's only a matter of time before some show up.  Get all the water you can carry, and we'll head out on foot.
an iraqi?	I don't know.  He didn't have a uniform on.  He...he had on white robes, like the guys who killed Wes.
i just said i would.  i don't think i--	Shoot them!
don't go bitch on me now!  you were going to kill me.  kill them!	I just said I would.  I don't think I--
i don't have a weapon.	Don't go bitch on me now!  You were going to kill me.  Kill them!
can't you--	I don't have a weapon.
well, you're going to start with a bang, 'cause you've got four of them to take down.	Can't you--
i...i never killed anyone before.  i told you that.	Well, you're going to start with a bang, 'cause you've got four of them to take down.
and then shoot them.	I...I never killed anyone before.  I told you that.
and then what?	And then shoot them.
slip out your m-16.	And then what?
what are we going to do?	Slip out your M-16.
they must have thought we were iraqi when you yelled to them.  they couldn't tell in the dark.	What are we going to do?
oh, god...	They must have thought we were Iraqi when you yelled to them.  They couldn't tell in the dark.
i don't know.  something wes had taught me.  i think it means "don't shoot. we're your friends."	They must be Saudis.  It's a Saudi checkpoint.  Oh sweet, Jesus.  Come on. Come on!
what did you say?	I don't know.  Something Wes had taught me.  I think it means "Don't shoot. We're your friends."
that's if the war is even still going on. way things were shaping up it's probably long over.	Probably.
hell, they'll probably just surrender to us.  probably.	That's if the war is even still going on. Way things were shaping up it's probably long over.
even if they are iraqis probably all they'll do is take us prisoner for awhile.  got to figure we're still kicking their asses in the war.  they don't want any trouble.	Hell, they'll probably just surrender to us.  Probably.
yeah, i guess we should.	Even if they are Iraqis probably all they'll do is take us prisoner for awhile.  Got to figure we're still kicking their asses in the war.  They don't want any trouble.
well, we should identify ourselves.	Yeah, I guess we should.
well?	Well, we should identify ourselves.
we can head back for our lines, and they don't even have to know about the gold.	Epps.  What if they're not Saudi.
which boarder?  saudi?  kuwait?  syria?	Couldn't be Syria.  We couldn't have gone that far north.  It's got to be Saudi. Come on.
place all alone like that?  must be a boarder check point.	Which boarder?  Saudi?  Kuwait?  Syria?
what do you figure it is?	Place all alone like that?  Must be a boarder check point.
the deal was no one touches it until we get out of here.	Yeah, but we made that deal while Wes was still alive.  He's gone.  Time for a new deal.
i just want to look at it.  remind me of what i'm dying for.	The deal was no one touches it until we get out of here.
don't you touch it.	I just want to look at it.  Remind me of what I'm dying for.
you know what i'm going to do?  i'm just going to take a second.  i want to look at the gold.	Don't you touch it.
we've got to keep moving while there's still light.	You know what I'm going to do?  I'm just going to take a second.  I want to look at the gold.
just let me rest for a second.	We've got to keep moving while there's still light.
no!	Just let me rest for a second.
epps...epps!  i'm gonna stop for a second.	No!
it's a desert.  that's what deserts do at night; they get cold.	Epps...Epps!  I'm gonna stop for a second.
getting cold.	It's a desert.  That's what deserts do at night; they get cold.
okay.  then we go this way.	Getting cold.
i pick that way.	Okay.  Then we go this way.
you sure you want me too?	I pick that way.
we can't just sit here.  we've got to start moving, so pick.	You sure you want me too?
wonder how the war's going?	It's got to be going better than this..
if we can find the hummer, or some friendlies by sundown we might be okay. we've got enough water for that.  but we won't make another day otherwise.	Wonder how the war's going?
what do you think our chances are?	If we can find the Hummer, or some friendlies by sundown we might be okay. We've got enough water for that.  But we won't make another day otherwise.
damn.	What do you think our chances are?
sorry.	Damn.
it's all right.  i don't like it, but it's over now.	I never had anything before, Epps.  I never was anybody.  Not the kind of somebody you can be with a pocket full of gold coins.  When I was in high school I used to--
i know what i did just now was crazy, but you got to understand how much i want that gold.	It's all right.  I don't like it, but it's over now.
makes two of us.	I know what I did just now was crazy, but you got to understand how much I want that gold.
i don't want to die.	Makes two of us.
yeah.	I don't want to die.
epps?	Yeah.
what?  yeah.	Epps?
you still got a map on you?	What?  Yeah.
really, i'm not.  remember how i was talking i wanted to blow away all those iraqis?  that's all it was was talk.  i was scared out of my mind to go to war. i still haven't gotten over stepping on that land mine.	You still got a map on you?
sure.	Really, I'm not.  Remember how I was talking I wanted to blow away all those Iraqis?  That's all it was was talk.  I was scared out of my mind to go to war. I still haven't gotten over stepping on that land mine.
i never killed anybody before.  i talk a good game, but i'm not like that.	Sure.
yeah.  well, me too.	I never killed anybody before.  I talk a good game, but I'm not like that.
i'm glad i didn't have to kill you.  i'm glad it didn't come to that.	Yeah.  Well, me too.
i'm sorry about that, epps.	Is it all right if I stand up?
i don't want it this way.  i wouldn't kill you just to kill you, but i can't let you lose the gold for me.  not when we're so close.	That helicopter passes, and the only thing we're close to is death.
and you; you've got it all together.	I don't want it this way.  I wouldn't kill you just to kill you, but I can't let you lose the gold for me.  Not when we're so close.
i'm not like wes.  wes was crazy.	And you; you've got it all together.
first wes, now you?	I'm not like Wes.  Wes was crazy.
we'll lie.	They'll search the pack.
they'll ask questions; want to know why we were out here.	We'll lie.
what do you mean no?  they can fly us home.	They'll ask questions; want to know why we were out here.
no.	What do you mean no?  They can fly us home.
we need something:  a flare, a signal mirror.	No.
no.	We need something:  A flare, a signal mirror.
what if he's not?	Then he will be when those Iraqis get to him.  He was going to kill you.  He was one blink away from it.  He's dead, Epps, and I'm sure as hell not getting my head blow off over his carcass.
wes is dead!	What if he's not?
we can't just leave him.	Wes is dead!
forget wes.	We can't just leave him.
we got to go back.  we got to go back for wes.	Forget Wes.
how!?	We'll find our way!  We'll...
we'll find our way.	How!?
what are we going to do?  how are we going to find our way back!?	We'll find our way.
it should, or it will?  least going back the way we came we know what we're up against.	You think you can make that pass weighted down when you almost fell the first time you're wrong, and you're not going to take my share of the gold with you trying it.  We're heading Northeast.
there's another pass on the photo.  we can avoid that narrow one we had to cross on the way up, and it should get us back down.	It should, or it will?  Least going back the way we came we know what we're up against.
northeast?  that's away from the hummer; further into iraqi.	There's another pass on the photo.  We can avoid that narrow one we had to cross on the way up, and it should get us back down.
we should head northeast.	Northeast?  That's away from the Hummer; further into Iraqi.
wes might be right about that.	It stays as it is.  We're halfway home now.  Let's not blow it by people getting ideas.
just had to get the pack unhooked from the line.  it didn't seem that long.	Not when you're up here with the gold, I guess not.
what the hell took so long.	Just had to get the pack unhooked from the line.  It didn't seem that long.
all right.  you go up, i'll send up the gold, then follow.	Yeah.  Yeah, that'll work.
i don't see how that plan's any better.	Someone's got to send the gold up.  It can't get on the line by itself.
jesus, jaeger.	I don't see how that plan's any better.
why do i have to stay down here?	Jesus, Jaeger.
he's not going to leave us.	What's to stop him if he wanted to?  All he has to do is cut the line...
we send the gold up what's to stop him from taking off and leaving us down here?	He's not going to leave us.
what?	We send the gold up what's to stop him from taking off and leaving us down here?
what?	What?
wait.	What?
i wouldn't know.  i never imagined this. not in my whole life did i ever imagine this.	You don't have to imagine it.  Not anymore.  Now all you've got to think up is what it's going to buy you.
it's not like i figured.  it's cold.  and it's heavier than i imagined.	I wouldn't know.  I never imagined this. Not in my whole life did I ever imagine this.
is it dead?	Yeah, Bwana, you got it.
it's just a mongoose.	Is it dead?
maybe we should blast it loose with the claymore.	It's giving.
must be a compartment.	I feel air.  Probably opens up outside somewhere.  That's where the light comes from.  Couldn't see it with the lanternon.
we've been digging.  we've been digging for hours.  if there was anything here to find we would have found it.	Get up off your ass and dig!
get up and dig.	We've been digging.  We've been digging for hours.  If there was anything here to find we would have found it.
i'm not.  and i'm not doing anything, because there's nothing down here.	Get up and dig.
it looks like you're not doing anything.	I'm not.  And I'm not doing anything, because there's nothing down here.
what does it look like i'm doing?	It looks like you're not doing anything.
what are you doing?	What does it look like I'm doing?
a whole lot of nothing.	So where do we start?
think there might be more iraqis?	Right now I wouldn't be surprised if Eartha Kitt showed up singing Send In The Clowns.
if they land--	If they land, we can take them.  If they don't land, then we've got nothing to worry about.
they're going to kill us!	They can't shoot us in here.
we're not going to do anything.	They're going to kill us!
what are we going to do?  what the hell are we going to do?	We're not going to do anything.
just stay down.	What are we going to do?  What the hell are we going to do?
where the hell is it!?	Just stay down.
stay low.	Where the hell is it!?
where is it?  where'd it go?	Stay low.
but the white dot in the middle; that's got to mean something.	I hope it means something, otherwise...
something like that.	But the white dot in the middle; that's got to mean something.
x marks the spot.	Something like that.
not enough.  we're out numbered and out gunned.  they'd cut us to shreds.	So good bye, Shi'ites.  Thanks for playing.  We have some lovely parting gifts for you as you go.
they're doing more than slapping.	The Shi'ites are on our side?  I didn't know that.
well, it's iraq.  i'm not sure, but i'm guessing that has something to do with them being here.	What are they doing in the middle of nowhere?
what are they doing here?	Well, it's Iraq.  I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that has something to do with them being here.
iraqis.  a bunch of them.	What are they doing here?
it's a fire fight.	Single shots doesn't mean a fire fight. That's not a battle going on.
don't!	It's a fire fight.
i don't hear any--	Shut up and listen!
i didn't have to stop anything, 'cause nobody was going to do nothing.  we're in this together, understand?	Yeah, I understand.  Wes doesn't want to come along in the first place, but he gets a third of the find.  That's a sweet deal.
you're not losing trust, are you?	Just figure it's my map, I ought to hang on to it.
this.  whatever it is.	It's the treasure, that's what it is.
you don't know that.  it could be a trick.	If we step on a mine we'll know it was. Let me see the maps.
wes is right.  if there were any more mines we would have found them.  hell, that one you stepped on was probably old anyway; left over from the war with iran.	You don't know that.  It could be a trick.
you're going to blow yourselves up.	Wes is right.  If there were any more mines we would have found them.  Hell, that one you stepped on was probably old anyway; left over from the war with Iran.
when we start running suck up your breath.  you're going to get the wind knocked out of you.	Don't let me die, Epps.  I don't want to die.
you're not going to let me die, are you!? don't let me die!	When we start running suck up your breath.  You're going to get the wind knocked out of you.
you're going to be fine.	You're not going to let me die, are you!? Don't let me die!
that's going to do it, right?  i'm going to be okay.	You're going to be fine.
me and wes each going take an end of the rope, run our asses of, and yank you off the mine.	That's going to do it, right?  I'm going to be okay.
how's this going to work?	Me and Wes each going take an end of the rope, run our asses of, and yank you off the mine.
it falls asleep and you die, so wake it the hell up.	How's this going to work?
i'm the one who can feel my leg, and it's falling asleep.	It falls asleep and you die, so wake it the hell up.
it's not falling asleep.  you've only been standing there for three minutes.	I'm the one who can feel my leg, and it's falling asleep.
my leg is falling asleep.	It's not falling asleep.  You've only been standing there for three minutes.
i said nobody dies.  nobody dies.	Epps, my leg is falling asleep.
there's a way.	Epps...
you're moving away because it's going to blow up, isn't it!?  it's going to blow up!	I said be cool, all right?  Now be cool!
we're going to be right over here.	You're moving away because it's going to blow up, isn't it!?  It's going to blow up!
why you got to move away to talk!?	We're going to be right over here.
me and wes are just going to talk.	Why you got to move away to talk!?
where you going?	Me and Wes are just going to talk.
we're going to get off, all right.  we'll get you off of there.  just...be cool.	Where you going?
how'm i gonna relax standing on a mine!?	We're going to get off, all right.  We'll get you off of there.  Just...be cool.
just relax.	How'm I gonna relax standing on a mine!?
it's a mine, isn't it?	Just relax.
just be cool.	It's a mine, isn't it?
oh, god!  oh god!	Just be cool.
if you stepped on a mine you'd be dead by now.  nobody uses delayed-fuse mines anymore.	I heard it.
i heard it click.	If you stepped on a mine you'd be dead by now.  Nobody uses delayed-fuse mines anymore.
you didn't step on any mine.	I heard it click.
what?	Mine.  Land mine!
mine.	What?
what!?	Mine.
don't drink up all of yours, 'cause you aren't getting any of ours.	I'm just going to have a little sip, that's all.  Just a sip.
i'm gonna...i'm just gonna stop for a little water.	Don't drink up all of yours, 'cause you aren't getting any of ours.
yeah.  i know.  i'm with you.	I'm gonna...I'm just gonna stop for a little water.
faster we get there, faster we get back.	Yeah.  I know.  I'm with you.
hey...hey!  slow up.  you don't have to go so fast.	Faster we get there, faster we get back.
i got that...sir.	Hey...hey!  Slow up.  You don't have to go so fast.
say it!	I got that...sir.
what do we do with the humvee?	We leave it.
and you missed this?  how are you going to miss something like this?	I didn't miss it.  I figured if you knew one of the reserves got hit you'd want to turn back.
...i know.	And you missed this?  How are you going to miss something like this?
look at it.  look at it!  shot to hell. it's been leaking gas since the fire fight.  i told you to check for damage.	...I know.
it'd make their heads explode.	Millionaires, man.
i know.  i know.  but i'm saying, if they knew.  we're going to be millionaires, man.  millionaires!	It'd make their heads explode.
you can't tell anybody about this.	I know.  I know.  But I'm saying, if they knew.  We're going to be millionaires, man.  Millionaires!
i'm just thinking, you know, if the rest of the boys knew what we're doing.  i mean if they knew what we were coming back with.	You can't tell anybody about this.
what?	I'm just thinking, you know, if the rest of the boys knew what we're doing.  I mean if they knew what we were coming back with.
let's go.	What?
yeah.  yeah, she's fine.	Let's go.
she okay?	Yeah.  Yeah, she's fine.
steady it out!	I steady it out, they blow us out of the sand!
figure they don't want to mess with us anymore than we want to mess with them.	Look at you, not even breaking a sweat. You're cool, boy.  You're cool.
they're not going to--	It's the only way.  We drive!
we run they'll shoot us anyway.  if we keep driving they might think we friendlies; iraqis.  or even if they know we're americans they might get scared, think we're part of a detachment and keep on going.	They're not going to--
they'll shoot us!	We run they'll shoot us anyway.  If we keep driving they might think we friendlies; Iraqis.  Or even if they know we're Americans they might get scared, think we're part of a detachment and keep on going.
we've got to do something.  we've got to turn around.	We can see them, they can see us.  We run, they chase.
shut up!  both of you shut the hell up!	We've got to do something.  We've got to turn around.
wh-what do you think--	TAKE THE GODDAMN BINOCULARS!
take the binoculars.	Wh-what do you think--
and i'm talking about enjoying myself.	You know, you sound just like a boy who's never--
it's not about being fun.  it's about being smart.  you take that money, you take care of it, let it grow, and you don't ever have to do anything again. ever.  that's freedom.  that's what i'm talking about.	And I'm talking about enjoying myself.
oh, that's fun.	It's not about being fun.  It's about being smart.  You take that money, you take care of it, let it grow, and you don't ever have to do anything again. Ever.  That's freedom.  That's what I'm talking about.
invest it.	Oh, that's fun.
what are you going to do with your <u>third</u>?	Invest it.
you're getting gold, and you're going to blow it on wheels?	What are you going to do with your <u>third</u>?
yeah.  i meant... you know what i'm going to do with it?  i'm going to buy a sixty- three 'vette stingray.  all tricked out and cherry.  i'm going to be so sweet.	A car?  You're going to buy a car?
third.  what you're going to do with your third.	Yeah.  I meant... You know what I'm going to do with it?  I'm going to buy a Sixty- three 'Vette Stingray.  All tricked out and cherry.  I'm going to be so sweet.
but that's the great thing about gold.  a little goes a long way.	You know what I'm doing with my part of the gold?
you're such a pussy, you know that? how'd you get in the army?	Cool it, Jaeger.  Hey, Wes?  Wes?
now this is war.	Roger that.
it's going to be cool, wes.  it's all all right.	We go, we get rich, we go home.  It's that easy.
we disappear for awhile.  we disappear, we came back; nobody knows nothing.	But we all got to be in for this.  We all go, or we do nothing.
it's war.  people get lost all the time in war, cut off--	We disappear for awhile.  We disappear, we came back; nobody knows nothing.
and you know what that area is?  it's iraq.  iraq!  we're doing a little thing with them right now; desert storm.  maybe you've read about it.	What we're doing is kicking ass.  For God's sake they got Iraqis surrendering to news crews.  The war is over.  We've just got to keep shooting people 'cause the army spent all this money, and we've got to put on a show for the taxpayers.
wellllll, if you read it it must be true. was it in the star, or the enquirer?	Christ!  Wes, tell him.  You know this stuff.
just listen to me!  i've been doing some reading.  in the sixteenth century this region was invaded by the turks.  it became part of the ottoman empire.  when the turks rolled in they raped, they pillaged, the usual stuff.  anybody who had anything wanted to hide it from these bastards.  they buried their treasures, drew maps, and hid the maps in puzzle boxes.  i read about this, man.  i read about it.	Wellllll, if you read it it must be true. Was it in the Star, or the Enquirer?
i think you've got some issues to deal with.  really, when we get out of here i'm pretty sure it's shrink time for you.	Just listen to me!  I've been doing some reading.  In the Sixteenth century this region was invaded by the Turks.  It became part of the Ottoman empire.  When the Turks rolled in they raped, they pillaged, the usual stuff.  Anybody who had anything wanted to hide it from these bastards.  They buried their treasures, drew maps, and hid the maps in puzzle boxes.  I read about this, man.  I read about it.
wait.  wait.	I think you've got some issues to deal with.  Really, when we get out of here I'm pretty sure it's shrink time for you.
don't even.  you're not going to show me that tired map.	Wait.  Wait.
everybody's got a job to do.  figure it this way:  at least you get to go home alive.	I'd like to go home alive with a couple of Iraqi scalps hanging from my belt.
they finally start the ground war, and where are we?  same place we've been since we got here.  securing freedom for the dirt.	Everybody's got a job to do.  Figure it this way:  At least you get to go home alive.
you think?	Yeah, that's exactly what I think.  You and the five thousand other suckers who bought those boxes.  Let's get out of here.  We got sand to protect.
what!?  what!?	I did it!  I got the box open.
oh my god!	What!?  What!?
you all want to lay off?  god.  i hope the iraqis shoot me; put me out of my misery.	OH MY GOD!
why you in such a hurry to get to shooting?	I've got to have something to tell people when I get home besides I protected a stretch of dirt that nobody wanted for nothing in the first place.
this is stupid.  it's going on a month now.  how long are they going to let the air force piss on those bastards?  they can bomb them all they want, saddam ain't going anywhere without a ground assault. what the hell is the army waiting for?	Why you in such a hurry to get to shooting?
yeah, the deed to the brooklyn bridge.	There might be.
there might be something in there.	Yeah, the deed to the Brooklyn bridge.
oh, man, you're not going to fall for that.	There might be something in there.
don't worry about jaeger.  he uses his personality as a form of birth control.	Blow me.  Have I said that to you guys recently?  Blow me.
blow me.	Another month in this desert and I might just.
you know what?  i think you got schwarzkopf.  you did!  you got the general right in the ass.  now that's good shooting.	Blow me.
i told you, i'm shooting iraqis.	No you're not.
ready for what?  what are you supposed to be doing?	I told you, I'm shooting Iraqis.
don't get pissed at me, just 'cause i want to be ready when this war starts.	Ready for what?  What are you supposed to be doing?
knock it off!	Don't get pissed at me, just 'cause I want to be ready when this war starts.
at-at-at-at-at.	Knock it off!
what are you doing?	What does it look like I'm doing?  I'm killing Iraqis.  At-at-at-at-at.  At-at- at-at--
at-at-at-at-at.  at-at-at-at-at.	What are you doing?
they're all good ones.  satellites we've got can snap a shot of the boil on saddam's ass.	Saddam's got a boil on his ass?
some good ones.	They're all good ones.  Satellites we've got can snap a shot of the boil on Saddam's ass.
the photos.	Some good ones.
ready for what?  sight-seeing?	The photos.
just...want to be ready when we do.	Ready for what?  Sight-seeing?
planning on going to war all by your lonesome?	Just...want to be ready when we do.
i could use some recon photos too.	Planning on going to war all by your lonesome?
that shouldn't be too hard to read.  iraq is the pink thing.	I could use some recon photos too.
i'm looking for a favor.  i need a map of iraqi.	A map?  All I got is maps.  I'm gonna have Delayed Map Syndrome when I finally get out of here.  What kind of map you need?  Topographical, geographical, thermal?
hey, jaeger.  what's up.	I'm looking for a favor.  I need a map of Iraqi.
woods.	Hey, Jaeger.  What's up.
we had to take shelter in the checkpoint. jesus, wes, i killed the iraqis in there.	You actually got around to killing someone.  I'm impressed.  I guess you're only half a bitch.
when my shi'ite friends saw that they had shot an american they were very apologetic.  turns out we've been kicking ass in this little war.  they figure we've finally gotten saddam off their backs.  they brought me to their camp, cleaned me up, fed me... i'm their new best buddy.  america number one, joe. but there's something the shi'ites can't figure out:  they can't figure out why my two buddies, two fellow americans, left me out in the desert.  they can't seem to figure out what those same two guys were doing in an iraqi outpost.  it's almost as if they were iraqi spies, or something.  and i've got to tell you they hate anything that's got to do with the iraqis.  see how i mean?	We had to take shelter in the checkpoint. Jesus, Wes, I killed the Iraqis in there.
think the iraqi's killed them all?	Probably shot a few.  Scattered the rest. Murderers.
the white reflects the sun; it keeps you cooler.  that's why they wear them.	Think the Iraqi's killed them all?
you're going to burn up in those.	The white reflects the sun; it keeps you cooler.  That's why they wear them.
maybe we ought to...you know, bury him. say some words over him.	You want to say some words?
so we'll take him with us.  at least 'til we get back to the hummer.	He'd just slow us down, and drink our water.  And if we ran into any more Iraqis you know he'd sell us out.
i think he wants something to drink.	I'm not wasting my water on him.
all last night he could have been--	I think he wants something to drink.
maybe we should give him some water.	All last night he could have been--
says he's one of the soldiers that was in the helicopter.	He lived through that?
with what?  he doesn't have a weapon.	He's a soldier.  He doesn't need a weapon.  He's got rocks.  He's got bare hands.
what the hell are you doing!?	I think we found something.
yeah, we're down.	What do you see?
you down?	Yeah, we're down.
it's got a bottom.	Guess we know what the next stop is.
what do you think?	Lines up with the map and the photos.
maybe they're as scared of us as we are of them.	Just seems weird they didn't chase us.
think we can make it?	We make it, or we go back empty handed.
you're the one wanted to kill iraqis so bad.	I've got a new agenda now, it's get rich. The only way the Iraqis figure into that is not at all.
funny you should say that while we're out looking for gold.	You're the one wanted to kill Iraqis so bad.
we're american soldiers.  we don't abandon people.	Funny you should say that while we're out looking for gold.
so?	We have to do something.
is there anything you do know?	I know you're a pussy.  I know that.
jesus!  what the hell did he do that for? they're iraqis.  why are iraqis killing iraqis?	Those people down there are Shi'ites. You've got Shi'ites in the south of Iraq and Khurds in the North.  Neither of them've got much love for Saddam. Probably figured once the war started there might be an uprising, so he sent his soldiers out to slap them around some.
i'm getting tired of you riding me, jaeger.	Anytime you want to do something about it just let--
if all we wanted was the map out of you we could have taken it while you were standing on that mine pissing on yourself.	Probably would've too if Epps wasn't around to stop you.
that don't mean nothing.  iraqis could have just spread them out like that; make us think we're in the clear.	You want to crawl, crawl.
haven't found a mine for half a mile, or more.	That don't mean nothing.  Iraqis could have just spread them out like that; make us think we're in the clear.
until we're out of the mine field is how long.	Haven't found a mine for half a mile, or more.
how long we going to keep this up.	Until we're out of the mine field is how long.
epps...	Doesn't matter.  We're not going to be able to get him off it anyway.
really?  what is that, an order, <u>private</u>?	You have to go with us.  You can't walk back...
you have to go with us, wes.	Really?  What is that, an order, <u>private</u>?
you two don't even know how crazy you are.  you want to go on your sick, little treasure hunt then go ahead, but mark me absent.	You have to go with us, Wes.
then lets go back while we still can.	As soon as we hit the mountain we would have had to go on foot anyway.  We're not that far.  We can make it.
we're not stranded.  we've got enough gas in the other reserve to get us back.	Then lets go back while we still can.
so, you just let us drive on knowing we were losing fuel?  knowing we were going to run low in the middle of nowhere?	...I figured...I figured you'd turn back.
we're not going anywhere.  not 'til we get what we came for.	We just about got killed.  You know what happened?  We just about got killed, and you want to go on?
we have to go back.	We're not going anywhere.  Not 'til we get what we came for.
we got to get out of here.	We have to go back.
yeah, well, we're not.	We got to get out of here.
i thought we were dead.	Yeah, well, we're not.
i think i'm going to throw up.  i am. i'm going to toss.	You see that?  Right by us.  They went right by.  You had them Epps; you called it.
yeah!  yeah!	I think I'm going to throw up.  I am. I'm going to toss.
oh, jesus!	They're not...I had the pictures. They're not supposed to be here!
two vehicles.  they're not supposed to be here.	Oh, Jesus!
oh, god!	Two vehicles.  They're not supposed to be here.
iraqis.	Oh, God!
this is too much.  you don't even have the money and you're wasting it.	A car is not just a car where I come from.  I had this friend, had this wicked candy apple red Sixty-four and a half Mustang--
if there's gold.  if!	You know what I'm doing with my half?
yeah!  gold!  how much?	How the hell should I know how much?
i don't know.  it would be small, easy to transport and hide.  gold or jewels. probably gold.	Yeah!  Gold!  How much?
yeah.  if.  whatever.  what kind you figure it is?	I don't know.  It would be small, easy to transport and hide.  Gold or jewels. Probably gold.
if!  if there's a treasure.	Yeah.  If.  Whatever.  What kind you figure it is?
hey, wes, what kind of treasure you figure these people buried?	If!  If there's a treasure.
epps, is that a sand dune.	Oh, no.
we're going to get court martialed, you know that.	Hell, we'll just buy our way out.
god!  i don't believe i'm doing this.  i don't.	Yes!
you know it's real.  you know it's real, and you know it's there.  you know it.	You're insane if you think you'll find anything, and sure insane if you think you can get us there and back alive.
epps, you're smarter than this.  jaeger i understand, but you're smarter.	You know it's real.  You know it's real, and you know it's there.  You know it.
it's real.  i'm telling you, it's real.	So you just want to cross into hostile territory in the middle of a war on a wild goose chase?  It's crazy.  Tell him it's crazy, Epps.
it's not a hundred miles.  it's a hundred miles through three different kinds of terrain:  pure desert, mountains, a river.  if the map is even real.	It's real.  I'm telling you, it's real.
it's about a hundred miles from where we are now.  how long do you think it would take us to--	It's not a hundred miles.  It's a hundred miles through three different kinds of terrain:  Pure desert, mountains, a river.  If the map is even real.
you don't know where the iraqis have moved to.  and our forces haven't even engaged the republican guard yet, we don't know--	It's about a hundred miles from where we are now.  How long do you think it would take us to--
it's right here.  this region; an-nagaf. i got recon photos.  there're no troops there, no fighting--	You don't know where the Iraqis have moved to.  And our forces haven't even engaged the Republican Guard yet, we don't know--
you're not saying what i think you're saying.  i can't believe you're even thinking it.	It's right here.  This region; an-Nagaf. I got recon photos.  There're no troops there, no fighting--
what?	With...with millions.  Millions of dollars.
we...we could go home with something else.	What?
that's it.  it's over.  eighteen hours into the war and it's over.	Those soldiers have got loafers on.  What kind of army gives their soldiers loafers?
it's...it's...i don't know what it is.	It's a container.  Break the seal.
the longer the air force hits the iraqis, the safer it'ii be for us when we have to engage.	You know what, Wes?  If you get a note from your mommy they might excuse you from the war.
this is so weird.  it's happening, but it's not.  it's like a tv show, and we're part of it.	At-at-at-at-at.
at-at-at-at-at.	This is so weird.  It's happening, but it's not.  It's like a TV show, and we're part of it.
you ever think about it?  you ever worry?	The only thing I worry about is how much Iraqi ass I'm going to be able to kick before this whole thing is over.  The only people who I've got anything to worry about are the poor, dumb camel jockeys who don't know enough to get out of the way when I come rolling at them; an M-16 in each hand, and a grenade between my teeth.  Now if you'll excuse me, soldier, I'd like to get back to my box.  I've got a treasure to find.
come on, man.  i almost had this thing open.	You ever think about it?  You ever worry?
you ever think about dying?	Come on, man.  I almost had this thing open.
what!?	You ever think about dying?
jaeger?	What!?
it doesn't mean anything.	Why would they do all that if we weren't?
we're going to war, aren't we.  if they're doing all that it must mean we're going to war.	It doesn't mean anything.
what's your point, wes?  you have a point?	We're going to war, aren't we.  If they're doing all that it must mean we're going to war.
they're cancelling all leaves, all passes.  no more drills.  we stand at full ready starting--	What's your point, Wes?  You have a point?
like i said; so?	They're cancelling all leaves, all passes.  No more drills.  We stand at full ready starting--
that's in two days.	Like I said; so?
yeah.  so?	That's in two days.
you know the fifteenth is the deadline for the iraqis to get out of kuwait.	Yeah.  So?
what?	You know the fifteenth is the deadline for the Iraqis to get out of Kuwait.
jaeger?	What?
i don't care if there's a lump of coal in here.  i just want to be able to rub epps' face in it when i crack this thing.	Jaeger?
you really think there's a treasure inside?	I don't care if there's a lump of coal in here.  I just want to be able to rub Epps' face in it when I crack this thing.
i'll show epps.  he'll be sorry when i get this thing open.	You really think there's a treasure inside?
you will.  you'll get it.	I'll show Epps.  He'll be sorry when I get this thing open.
naw, nothing.	You will.  You'll get it.
you get it yet?	Naw, nothing.
and you're the guy who's going to open it.	I could.
it's a puzzle box.  if you can figure out how to open it there's supposed to be a treasure inside.	For real?  A treasure?
yeah, you're funny.	It's a puzzle box.  If you can figure out how to open it there's supposed to be a treasure inside.
he says it's a box.	Yeah, you're funny.
now you need me.	What is it?  You know so much about Arabland tell me what it is.
what is this?	Now you need me.
how do you say "come here, baby.  i'm horny."  i can use that now.	Don't even try it.  You offend a woman out here you're in serious trouble.
don't shoot me, i'm friendly.  you can use that when you surrender.	How do you say "Come here, baby.  I'm horny."  I can use that now.
what does that mean?	Don't shoot me, I'm friendly.  You can use that when you surrender.
spanish wasn't hard enough?	I thought it would be good to know.
it was an accident.  you saw it was an accident.	I'm just trying to help you guys out.  It doesn't hurt to know something about Saudi Arabia.
come on.  you're going to get us in trouble.	It was an accident.  You saw it was an accident.
i'm saying don't do it accidently.	Oh yeah.  Accidently.
when do you ever point the soles of your feet at people?	I'm saying don't do it accidently.
people are suffering.	People were suffering in Afganistan, and we didn't do anything.
i don't think we'll go to war.  we shouldn't even be here.  this isn't our fight, it's a regional conflict.  it should be decided regionally.	People are suffering.
we ought to kick their asses anyway. even if they do get out of kuwait we ought to kick their asses.	I don't think we'll go to war.  We shouldn't even be here.  This isn't our fight, it's a regional conflict.  It should be decided regionally.
yes.  yes.  that's exactly it.  yes.	Okay.
i'm making you uncomfortable.  baking away in a desert in the middle of nowhere facing three-hundred-thousand screaming iraqis with nerve gas scud missiles, that doesn't bother you.  but me making a little noise is driving you out of your skull.	Yes.  Yes.  That's exactly it.  Yes.
yeah, a headache.  my head hurts.  you're making me uncomfortable.	I'm making you uncomfortable.  Baking away in a desert in the middle of nowhere facing three-hundred-thousand screaming Iraqis with nerve gas scud missiles, that doesn't bother you.  But me making a little noise is driving you out of your skull.
a headache?	Yeah, a headache.  My head hurts.  You're making me uncomfortable.
could you stop, please.  you're giving me a headache.	A headache?
vocasity	No, Tetanty.
4000 degrees is usually the point of....?	Vocasity
no, evidently you reversed the polarity on his lobal travel. secure another sinex drop.	4000 degrees is usually the point of....?
control on.	No, evidently you reversed the polarity on his lobal travel. Secure another sinex drop.
too low.	Control ON.
4732...?	Too low.
hurry up.	4732...?
what happened?	See if you can get a reading on tactal retention.  Try to estimate it without a meter reading.
hummmm.....	What happened?
permant cortex bond.	Correct.
a sinex drop reading of less then 2000 degrees with an accompanying loss of greater then 350 degrees since admission may indicate....?	Permant cortex bond.
correct.  now secure a sinex drop reading.	A sinex drop reading of less then 2000 degrees with an accompanying loss of greater then 350 degrees since admission may indicate....?
drug evasion with assorted perversions	Correct.  Now secure a sinex drop reading.
triple three, triple three! easy.....	Drug evasion with assorted perversions
drug evasion with....	triple three, triple three! easy.....
violation?	Drug evasion with....
birth born....ummm...sexact.	Violation?
correct.  origin?	Birth born....UMMM...Sexact.
stress category.	Correct.  Origin?
cortex bonding....possible temporary.  before you report a possible equipment malfunction, you check the subjects....?	Stress category.
i can't hear him.	Cortex bonding....possible temporary.  Before you report a possible equipment malfunction, you check the subjects....?
thx!	No!...No!...
i'm not afraid...i'm not afraid.	It's wrong; so wrong, what we've done....
it's the end.	I'm not afraid...I'm not afraid.
oh, thx... hold me, hold me, thx holds her tightly, tears in his eyes.  they kiss, and luh hides her head in thx's chest.	It's the end.
no...no, no.	Oh, THX... hold me, hold me, THX holds her tightly, tears in his eyes.  They kiss, and LUH hides her head in THX's chest.
they're watching us now.	No one can see us now we're alone.
they don't know.	They're watching us now.
they know.  they've been watching us.  i can feel it.	They don't know.
ah ugh.	They know.  They've been watching us.  I can feel it.
are you all right?	AH UGH.
don't let them separate us.	Are you all right?
it's all right now, shhhh it's all right.	Don't let them separate us.
then what?  it can't go on forever. you know it can't.	We could leave, and live in the superstructure....
i know you can do it without sedation, you can, i know you can.	Then what?  It can't go on forever. You know it can't.
if i take something, you suffer. if i don't, i stuff....	I know you can do it without sedation, You can, I know you can.
you don't know.  you don't....	If I take something, you suffer. If I don't, I stuff....
i couldn't turn you in, not now. i....i know i wouldn't!	You don't know.  You don't....
i've got a slip movement to install on my next shift.  i'll never make it the way i am now.	I couldn't turn you in, not now. I....I know I wouldn't!
if you....if you go back on sedation, you won't feel the same way about me.  you'll report me for drug evasion.	I've got a slip movement to install on my next shift.  I'll never make it the way I am now.
what are you doing?	I don't know.
i can't go on like this.  i can't....  i don't just sit around and watch people.  if i make a mistake, it's all over.  you see it every day.  do you want to see me taken away in pieces?	I don't want to lose you.
what do you think you're doing? you're going to get us arrested.	But...you...
on the cervix transfer, you almost lost the t297.	What do you think you're doing? You're going to get us arrested.
what?	On the cervix transfer, you almost lost the T297.
you slipped on a t297 transfer just before lunch, didn't you?	What?
you're not cleared for this precinct.  let's cross over first.	You slipped on a T297 transfer just before lunch, didn't you?
no....i though  i'm afraid.	You're not cleared for this precinct.  Let's cross over first.
what are you doing here?  is anything wrong?	No....I though  I'm afraid.
promise...please don't thx leaves the room.	What are you doing here?  Is anything wrong?
i'll try.	Promise...please don't THX leaves the room.
don't take anything.	I'll try.
they'll come for me right away if i'm not there.  i have to go.	Don't take anything.
no!  don't go.	They'll come for me right away if I'm not there.  I have to go.
three!  i'm going to be late for my shift.	No!  Don't go.
it's 3+27 hundred	Three!  I'm going to be late for my shift.
i said what time is it?  how long was i out?	It's 3+27 hundred
what?	I said what time is it?  How long was I out?
what time is it?	What?
but it's so hopeless...you're so beautiful.	What time is it?
i was so scared...i didn't know what would happen with you...once i started.  i almost let you go on so many times.  it will be worth it, together.  when i was alone, i knew.	But it's so hopeless...you're so beautiful.
what?...oh, no, thx.  that's not true.  not satisfied?  thx, i need you so much.	I was so scared...I didn't know what would happen with you...once I started.  I almost let you go on so many times.  It will be worth it, together.  When I was alone, I knew.
now...now, i'm sorry...don't - don't....please.  it's just... i was happy.  why get me involved? you told sen that you weren't satisfied with me.	What?...Oh, no, THX.  That's not true.  Not satisfied?  THX, I need you so much.
that's not food.  can't be food.	Looks like food.
look, food!	That's not food.  Can't be food.
looks like dirt.	Look, food!
that's not dirt...can't be dirt.. dirt is a violation.	Looks like dirt.
look,dirt!	That's not dirt...Can't be dirt.. Dirt is a violation.
i've never been under the table before.	Look,dirt!
i haven't done anything.	Don't be so sure.
i didn't.  you asked me about the card.  you're going to get us into trouble.	I haven't done anything.
then why did you bring it up?	I didn't.  You asked me about the card.  You're going to get us into trouble.
no, don't make trouble.  it's nothing.	Then why did you bring it up?
you don't have to... i don't trust him.  you ought to file a report.	No, don't make trouble.  It's nothing.
i have to... he's a g-34	You don't have to... I don't trust him.  You ought to file a report.
don't go.	I have to... he's a G-34
i don't know.	Don't go.
a shift change should come through the scheduling office.	I don't know.
he wants me to come to his quarters.	A shift change should come through the scheduling office.
now?	He wants me to come to his quarters.
now.	Now?
when?	Now.
i have to see sen.  i've just been given a shift change.	When?
what did you get?	I have to see SEN.  I've just been given a shift change.
you know i don't feel well.	Eat your dinner.
you've seen enough.	You know I don't feel well.
what's this?  why did you change it?	You've seen enough.
no, your going to eat it, or it will go to waste.	What's the matter with you?
well it's fixed, so you'll have to eat it.	No, your going to eat it, or it will go to waste.
i'm not hungry.	Well it's fixed, so you'll have to eat it.
there goes another of your disciples.	It seems I am destined to endure many frustrations....but at the same time I am secure in the knowledge that the thrust of my studies has been in the right direction, and that even if it remains incomplete, my search has not been in vain.
good lord!	A shelldweller.  They live in the outer shell of the city.  Quite unique, there have been two here before.  They smell.
but we need a creative dissent. our voices are not joined in any harmonious chorus, but the differences are differences of emphasis, not of fundamentals. now, the new alignment's greatest need is to communicate with all its elements, rather than march along in parallel line that never converge.  tomorrow as we focus the new movement more clearly, we will gain a new unity.	What?
you always manage to avoid the issue:  what's wrong with our present condition?  we're comfortable and we have plenty of food...i feel absolutely no threat because there is no threat. why incite trouble?  you should examine your emotions.  it is senseless...	What are you talking about? When did you sleep last?  Do you know what your trouble is? You're blind.  You've been here so long you can't see what is happening.  We must unite.  We need unity.  We need action. ) We have come to a time when we must....
then why are they holding us here? why don't they destroy us right away?  economically, it's not sound at all.  very much unlike....	I've said many times before, and I guess I'll have to repeat it again for your...
thx and me.	But you can't.  We must escape.
who?  who's leaving?	THX and me.
we're leaving.	Who?  Who's leaving?
what?	We're leaving.
we're leaving.	What?
what's going on....what are you doing?	We're leaving.
i thought you were through with it!	We cannot stay here and allow ourselves to be destroyed.  You can work with us.  An organized plan of escape must be devised first.  Could you see anything?  You want to leave.  You're not like them.  You must have left something, or someone.
we must escape.  we have plans. we can leave.  we must wait until...	Incredible!
that's the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard.	It may seem ridiculous to the untrained mind, but if you were able to interpret the calculations you would see that an apparent paradox is actually a perfect and elegant system in concept and design.
wait!  i'll talk to him.	Ask him about the air.  He looks out of breath.
he's coming back for the rest of us.  he can't make it alone.	I wonder how far he went.  He's gathered invaluable information out there.
i can just barely see him.  i think he's leaving.	Impossible!
what?	No one could have imagined anything one-thousandth as fantastic as the sober facts uncovered by patient inquiry.  This world is in a state of static-mobility:  we are at the same time moving and standing still.
i've got it!  astounding!	What?
not very encouraging.	On the contrary!  It absolutely proves what I have always felt. We are located in an apparently uniform space with no visible limits.  We are just now beginning to push back the clouds of ignorance and perceive the truth.  We must continue the search.
out of a random selection of 150 locations with 150 possible sightings, there were 146 absolute negatives and four conditionals, most of which occurred in the early familiarization stages of the experiment and can be largely discounted.	Not very encouraging.
well?	Out of a random selection of 150 locations with 150 possible sightings, there were 146 absolute negatives and four conditionals, most of which occurred in the early familiarization stages of the experiment and can be largely discounted.
how far did you go?  was it cold?	You have nothing to fear.  You're safe again.
i can't see him at all.  he's been destroyed.	No, look!  Three degrees from the central azimuth.
what?	Look!
right now.	But you can't...you.
when?.....how?	Right now.
i'm leaving.	When?.....How?
what?	I'm leaving.
i'm leaving.	What?
listen to me....you have no need to distrust me.  we're going....	Get out of here, Leave me alone.
i'll report you.  it's....	Listen to me....You have no need to distrust me.  We're going....
you know i have a way with the computers.  i can clear myself for any area.....almost.	I'll report you.  It's....
what are you doing here?  you're not cleared for this area!	You know I have a way with the computers.  I can clear myself for any area.....almost.
i won't have another mate like ona.  you rate very high in sanitation.  i've checked.  in fact, i am surprised that you were ever matched with luh.  her ratings are very erratic - you know what i mean.  we'll be happy.	I don't feel well.
you're in violation.	Don't say that.  You look...  You're not well.
we had a long talk and she agreed that it would be a good idea for you to switch.  she felt that you had not been accurately mated to her in the first place... you're upsetting yourself.  would you like something?	You're in violation.
i don't understand. living....selection is computed. you can't... what have you done to luh?  she was here..	We had a long talk and she agreed that it would be a good idea for you to switch.  She felt that you had not been accurately mated to her in the first place... You're upsetting yourself.  Would you like something?
it will be good for both of us. i've got it all arranged.	I don't understand. Living....selection is computed. You can't... What have you done to LUH?  She was here..
where's luh?	It will be good for both of us. I've got it all arranged.
i want you for my roommate.	Where's LUH?
what's going on?	I want you for my roommate.
why are you so concerned?	What's going on?
why did you have luh come here?	Why are you so concerned?
where is luh?	What?
i'm sure it's warmer in her than outside, though.  i haven't been out yet, but it usually is...the control is fouled...	Where is LUH?
just look at all those people.	I thought of something.....
what do you want?	Save yourself....
i'm sorry.	What do you want?
no...no you're wrong.	I'm only trying to help you.
where's luh?	Look more closely.
remember this...?	Where's LUH?
you don't know that!	All right...
no......  she's dead thx........	You don't know that!
she's not there	No......  She's dead THX........
that's not it.	No?
soon he'll be a plastic cube.	Shut up.
i knew him.	Soon he'll be a plastic cube.
no!....	I knew him.
this one has eyes.  why did they leave your eyes? could you ever....	No!....
would you like part of this? ....it's not much.	All the insides are gone!
what have you done, cut your hand?	I'm all right THX rises and they begin to walk along the passageway. At the end of the hall is a small metal door, a sign read "Level 842CON G, Division of Plastic, Vendable manufacturing stations" the door is jammed and it is difficult to open.  Finally the latch snaps and the door swings open.
must be an expressway.... you don't have to stay here, you know....	What have you done, Cut your hand?
what was that....	Must be an expressway.... You don't have to stay here, you know....
oh, that!  i'm 5555 srt entron..	I don't care.
you have to!....i'm 1138 thx magnum manipulator 347 cell 94107 precinct 3 residence:  level 6421 complex 12 ramp 5.  roommate 3417 lu...h.	Oh, That!  I'm 5555 SRT Entron..
i don't know.	You have to!....I'm 1138 THX Magnum manipulator 347 cell 94107 Precinct 3 Residence:  Level 6421 Complex 12 Ramp 5.  Roommate 3417 LU...H.
what kind of answer is that?	I don't know.
who?  me?...i don't know.	What kind of answer is that?
we'll never make it through that mainway...i wonder what happened to sen.  i'm crazy!  this whole thing is crazy...what am i doing?  my mind is full of so many things i can't think of anything, anymore.  who are you?	Who?  Me?...I don't know.
maternity ward, huhh!	We'll never make it through that mainway...I wonder what happened to SEN.  I'm crazy!  This whole thing is crazy...What am I doing?  My mind is full of so many things I can't think of anything, anymore.  Who are you?
what are you talking about. how do you know?  i need her!  i need her.  she needs me.  i've got to get to her.	Maternity ward, huhh!
...it doesn't matter.  the rest of it just didn't happen.	What are you talking about. How do you know?  I need her!  I need her.  She needs me.  I've got to get to her.
too late....stay close.	...it doesn't matter.  The rest of it just didn't happen.
lost sen!  he'll never find us.	Too late....stay close.
what?	Lost SEN!  He'll never find us.
we've lost sen!	What?
how do you know?	Look more closely.
which way?	That way.
...and you're not lost now?	No, I...
i was lost.	...and you're not lost now?
what are you doing here?	I was lost.
you are engaged in an unauthorized procedure.  check cybernetic manual f-45.  if you do no have an f-45, you are in violation.  this is a double a restricted precinct. remain where you are.  authorities will arrive shortly.	You should know better than that!
yes...	...to me.  I think I'm dying.
...rooms with her.  our relationship is normal, conforming.  we share nothing but space.  what is she doing to...	Yes...
yes...	...rooms with her.  Our relationship is normal, conforming.  We share nothing but space.  What is she doing to...
....with me?  what am i to her or she to me?  nothing.  she's an ordinary roommate.  i..i share...	Yes...
....i'm taking sp5, but it doesn't seem strong enough.  i have a hard time concentrating.  please forgive me, i slipped on....	You are a true believer.  Blessings of the state, blessings of the masses.  Thou art a subject of the divine.  Created in the image of man, by the masses, for the masses. Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill.  Work hard; increase production; prevent accidents, and be happy.
i can't understand.  the sedatives....	....I'm taking SP5, but it doesn't seem strong enough.  I have a hard time concentrating.  Please forgive me, I slipped on....
yes.	I can't understand.  The sedatives....
my mate has been acting very strange.  i can't explain it.....but.  i haven't been feeling very well myself.  i don't know, maybe it's me.  i needed an sp9 last night.  i feel as if something odd were happening to me. something....	Yes.
yes.	My mate has been acting very strange.  I can't explain it.....but.  I haven't been feeling very well myself.  I don't know, maybe it's me.  I needed an SP9 last night.  I feel as if something odd were happening to me. Something....
i did not accept any.  i...  i wanted... to.  but i didn't. you know i didn't.  don't you?	Yes.
yes	I did not accept any.  I...  I wanted... to.  But I didn't. You know I didn't.  Don't you?
....going well.  how could i be so wrong.  sco 1202 cross wired a 904.  he's been receiving extra credit.  he offered me some.	Yes
yes.	....going well.  How could I be so wrong.  SCO 1202 cross wired a 904.  He's been receiving extra credit.  He offered me some.
coffee, mike?	No thanks, Bev.
damn.	Coffee, Mike?
one partial from the handle matches the suspect from last night. name's carl taylor. long record of arson, assault, the works. the other print - we got nothing from our data base or the fbi or cia... still waiting for interpol.	Damn.
how's the print coming?	One partial from the handle matches the suspect from last night. Name's Carl Taylor. Long record of arson, assault, the works. The other print - we got nothing from our data base or the FBI or CIA... still waiting for Interpol.
hey, that's the guy-	We just got a bomb threat upstairs.
f 2600 block of lakefront. a limousine. but, i-	Thanks.
-where?	f 2600 block of Lakefront. A limousine. But, I-
there out on a call, perhaps i can help you-	-Where?
officer reilly, vice.	There out on a call, perhaps I can help you-
and you are...?	Officer Reilly, vice.
where are they?	And you are...?
they're not here.	Where are they?
i'm looking for the bomb squad.	They're not here.
may i help you?	I'm looking for the Bomb Squad.
just do it.	Hang on.
aren't you on suspension?	Just do it.
patch me through to the bomb squad.	Aren't you on suspension?
go ahead.	Patch me through to the Bomb Squad.
dispatch, this is reilly.	Go ahead.
how the hell do you feel yellow?	No excuses, just do it!
when in doubt, pull the yellow wire.	How the hell do you feel yellow?
what... ?	When in doubt, pull the yellow wire.
i don't know.	What... ?
which one's which?	I don't know.
okay, one of the caps turns it on, the other shuts it down.	Which one's which?
yeah, another round thing.	Okay, one of the caps turns it on, the other shuts it down.
too easy. there's gotta be something else in there, another cap maybe.	Make up your mind, trigger.
what's wrong?	Too easy. There's gotta be something else in there, another cap maybe.
that's the blasting cap - good! okay, now grab it by the base and pull it straight up. no, wait...	What's wrong?
something round, two wires ...	That's the blasting cap - good! Okay, now grab it by the base and pull it straight up. No, Wait...
more metal... sharp edge...	Stay to your left.
don't touch that.	More metal... sharp edge...
wires... metal, cold... something soft...	Don't touch that.
close your eyes, feel your fingertips. tell me everything you feel.	Wires... metal, cold... something soft...
keep talking.	Close your eyes, feel your fingertips. Tell me everything you feel.
okay, let's go in.	Keep talking.
nothing.	Okay, let's go in.
good, now the other side.	Nothing.
he has a timer going as back-up, in case we got a hold of the remote.  okay... first, run your fingers along the edges, feel for a sensor.	Good, now the other side.
c'mon, talk to me! we can do it!	He has a timer going as back-up, in case we got a hold of the remote.  Okay... first, run your fingers along the edges, feel for a sensor.
right.	C'mon, talk to me! We can do it!
talk to me. let's assess.	Right.
off the scale.	What do we do?
fuck factor?	Off the scale.
glass, eighth street, alley behind grand hotel. cut him off.	You got it.
me, too.	Glass, Eighth Street, alley behind Grand Hotel. Cut him off.
no, i'd slip out past the hotel district, behind greyhound...	Me, too.
would you?	No, I'd slip out past the hotel district, behind Greyhound...
should we head for the interstate?	Would you?
cuz he got the girl, now he's leaving town.	Should we head for the Interstate?
how do you know?	Cuz he got the girl, now he's leaving town.
catch that alert? that's him in the u-haul.	How do you know?
driving in circles, waiting for-	Catch that alert? That's him in the U-Haul.
where you guys at?	Driving in circles, waiting for-
what's up?	Where you guys at?
ex-girlfriend?	Be right back.
it's working.	Congratulations, you just built your first ticker.
no you're not, you just don't understand them. here, do what i tell you.	It's working.
i terrible with mechanical things.	No you're not, you just don't understand them. Here, do what I tell you.
your partner?	I guess I didn't realize how much I needed him. He kept me straight. It's been tough every second since.
i know. i was working a drug ring, deep cover. played the part too well. when they pulled me out, i wasn't a cop anymore. my fiance had dumped me. next thing i knew, i was out here on the street, doped up, auditioning for the morgue when this tough old vice cop found me, cleaned me up, gave me a second chance. he promised captain winters he'd look out for me.	Your partner?
take a tip from the bomb boys, always assess, if only for a second.	I know. I was working a drug ring, deep cover. Played the part too well. When they pulled me out, I wasn't a cop anymore. My fiance had dumped me. Next thing I knew, I was out here on the street, doped up, auditioning for the morgue when this tough old vice cop found me, cleaned me up, gave me a second chance. He promised Captain Winters he'd look out for me.
pittsburgh, two years ago. partner died, no back-up, i was too gung-ho. as usual.	Take a tip from the Bomb Boys, always assess, if only for a second.
you don't have to talk about it.	Pittsburgh, two years ago. Partner died, no back-up, I was too gung-ho. As usual.
what?	You don't have to talk about it.
how long were you hooked?	What?
which one's which?	I don't know. There's an old saying, when in doubt, cut the yellow wire.
one shuts it down, one turns arms it.	Which one's which?
so cut both.	One shuts it down, one turns arms it.
why do you do it?	I don't know, it's strange... it's not the best career path, but when you get the bug, there's nothing you can do about it. See, when you beat one of these things...
we've gotta be. in this business, you don't exactly make alot of outside commitments.	Why do you do it?
you guys seem pretty tight.	We've gotta be. In this business, you don't exactly make alot of outside commitments.
right.	Well... it's more than we had ten minutes ago.
what not bad. you've got a series of bombs, devices, that may or may not be connected, set by one or many nutjobs, who may or may not be linked.	Right.
not bad for bomb squad, eh?	What not bad. You've got a series of bombs, devices, that may or may not be connected, set by one or many nutjobs, who may or may not be linked.
how long are we going to stay?	`Til we get a better lead.
nitro-cellulose. what is that, some kind of explosive?	Industrial wood oil. Separately, any one of these things could lead in several directions, but together ...
look, it's a longshot...	Bingo!
then, it's gotta be here somewhere ...	Look, it's a longshot...
yep.	Then, it's gotta be here somewhere ...
this is where the van was parked.	Yep.
no, ninety-ninety percent of them are full of baloney. they're into the power trip, not the damage. what scares me is that this guy is so sophisticated he could blow up whatever he wants, then disappear. the worst of the bunch, they love the challenge of creating the wildest device ever... and they love the carnage.	This is where the van was parked.
except they'll blow you up if you don't play along.	No, ninety-ninety percent of them are full of baloney. They're into the power trip, not the damage. What scares me is that this guy is so sophisticated he could blow up whatever he wants, then disappear. The worst of the bunch, they love the challenge of creating the wildest device ever... and they love the carnage.
typical profile, usually losers, nobodies that're afraid to confront their victims. they like scaring people. that's why they call in their threats. same mentality as obscene phone callers.	Except they'll blow you up if you don't play along.
just how easy is it to build a... device?	With a little training, you could go into a house and just from stuff in the bathroom and kitchen make something that'd finish off that alleged car of yours. Heck, didn't you ever watch MacGyver?
there were a few guys in my class with names like john smith, bill jones. i'd see them up ahead in the hall, call their name, but they wouldn't turn around. c.i.a. funny thing, they'd always disappear after the first half of the course.	Just how easy is it to build a... device?
sounds like terrorist heaven.	There were a few guys in my class with names like John Smith, Bill Jones. I'd see them up ahead in the hall, call their name, but they wouldn't turn around. C.I.A. Funny thing, they'd always disappear after the first half of the course.
top of my class at west point, thank you very much. then off to redstone. first half of the course we learned how to build devices... second half, we'd take them apart. everything from firecrackers to hydrogen bombs.	Sounds like terrorist heaven.
cream of the crop, huh? you?	Top of my class at West Point, thank you very much. Then off to Redstone. First half of the course we learned how to build devices... second half, we'd take them apart. Everything from firecrackers to hydrogen bombs.
redstone's the army training center in alabama where they send the cream of the crop to learn about tickers.	Cream of the crop, huh? You?
you mentioned something called redstone.	Redstone's the army training center in Alabama where they send the cream of the crop to learn about tickers.
an abandoned machine shop... nice place to build devices. low rent, too. but, you and rice ruined their perfect hideout.	You mentioned something called Redstone.
i don't know. you tell me?	An abandoned machine shop... nice place to build devices. Low rent, too. But, you and Rice ruined their perfect hideout.
so what were they doing here?	I don't know. You tell me?
then let's go see what they missed.	So what were they doing here?
the place has already be combed. forensics pulled over a hundred sets of prints inside.	Then let's go see what they missed.
drive.	The place has already be combed. Forensics pulled over a hundred sets of prints inside.
oh yeah? prove it.	Drive.
no you look, mister! first, you don't go calling my men names. it's bad for morale. second, us "punks" happen to know a heck of alot more about police work than any vice cop ever did.	Oh yeah? Prove it.
hey, look--	No you look, mister! First, you don't go calling my men names. It's bad for morale. Second, us "punks" happen to know a heck of alot more about police work than any vice cop ever did.
nice performance back there. where'd you learn that, mike ditka sensitivity seminar?	Hey, look--
only once, at redstone.	Where...?
she's not talking. but, she could be. so, obviously, you've seen one of these devices before?	Only once, at Redstone.
i.r.a. device. deadliest class of tickers in existence. computerized, multiple sensors, booby traps, the works. first showed up in a series of i.r.a. bombings in london couple years ago. one of their boys tripped it on himself and they went back to a less complicated timers. the girl, is she irish?	She's not talking. But, she could be. So, obviously, you've seen one of these devices before?
anything else i should know?	Don't push it, slick.
treat. we treat devices.	Anything else I should know?
so you're the "device squad"... and you defuse "devices"?	Treat. We treat devices.
we don't use the b-word. bad luck.	So you're the "Device Squad"... and you defuse "devices"?
by the way, i'm glass. this is t.j., and pooch.	Mike Reilly.
be cool around my men, they don't trust strangers. and try not to swear so much, it's unattractive.	By the way, I'm Glass. This is T.J., and Pooch.
now wait just a fucking-	Be cool around my men, they don't trust strangers. And try not to swear so much, it's unattractive.
this isn't bumper cars, it's brain surgery. you wanna work with us, you do it our way, understand?	Now wait just a fucking-
what?	This isn't bumper cars, it's brain surgery. You wanna work with us, you do it our way, understand?
what was-? why...?	That cop who bought it... you didn't tell us he was your partner.
when you need us, you love us, when you don't, we're shunned by the rest of the department.	We've got one hour. Are you coming or not?
what're you talking about?	When you need us, you love us, when you don't, we're shunned by the rest of the department.
alright, let's check it out.	We can start in the area where the robbery occurred.
sorry about that.  that's an inch of the stuff, imagine what the whole thing'd do.	Thanks.
high-grade det cord. this girl, either she's got strange taste in jewelry or she's into serious demolition.	What do you mean?
where did you get this?	Off a girl's wrist. A suspect...
who the heck're you?	You the Bomb Squad?
any word?	Nothing. Maybe they gave up, split town.
political.	Exactly my thinking. Except, none of the targets can actually be linked to government, political or special interest concerns. They seem to be just unrelated industrial companies. Some insured, some not.
you got it.	We work fast enough for you?
"punks", huh?	Bev, give `em a call, find out what bowling alleys they supply in this area.
hey, matches are a very big thing in our line of work.	"Punks", huh?
it's from an ira.	Oh shit...
whadaya mean?	It's from an IRA.
right.	T.J., run a trace on this, see if you can pin down where it came from. Whoever these people are, let's hope they're all talk.
call upstairs, see what you can find out.	Right.
what do you think?	Call upstairs, see what you can find out.
assist? what the hell you know about tickers anyway?	Easy, guys.
jesus...	Reilly! He's loaded!
alright!	We've created a monster.
what do ay say?	Meg's lasagna. Good eats, Reilly. C'mon.
lane oil...	A bowling alley.
relax, pooch, it's just a ticker, it's not personal.	Let's face it, we all knew it would happen sooner or later. The guy who can build a mousetrap that's better than we are ...
glass, what is it?	I was wrong... this didn't come from any cash register.
computer device?	Unlikely. Probably, cash register or something.
c4, plastic explosive.	Helluva fuck factor.
we've lost brothers too, we know what that's like.	Let's get something straight. We're doing you a favor. You're not exactly a guy we want around explosives.
yeah, he's helping us work up a profile on this thing.	Hope you don't mind, Captain, might help us catch these guys that much sooner.  Coming?
bev, you're the greatest...	Hey, I'm next.
no, we're terrorists, stay back or we'll blow.	We're a bit busy at the moment, I'll give you a statement in a few minutes if we're still alive.
then why tell me?	People are dying.
he's my brother...	Then why tell me?
thank you.	He's my brother...
there is a motel downtown, near the machine shop... the suncrest. room 138.	Thank you.
taylor's dead.	There is a motel downtown, near the Machine Shop... the Suncrest. Room 138.
alex swan. my brother. the other two are called taylor and leveau.	Taylor's dead.
who is he?	Alex Swan. My brother. The other two are called Taylor and Leveau.
cover.  it was suppose to be abandoned buildings, y'know. no one was suppose to get hurt. the night you busted us...we were checking to make sure there weren't any vagrants around. scare them away.	Who is he?
drop it.	Take him!
alex, please-	Shut up!  Who is this?
what? nobody, i-	Alex, please-
who are you calling, sis?	What? Nobody, I-
alex, please.	Stay in the truck.
stay here.	Alex, please.
no... no more killing.	Stay here.
we're moving' on. i have to pick up the supplies. just two little boxes.	No... No more killing.
why are we stopping here?	We're moving' on. I have to pick up the supplies. Just two little boxes.
nothing... just tired.	Why are we stopping here?
what's the matter?	Nothing... just tired.
what is that?	Security.
i know. i warned them.	What is that?
alex-	I know. I warned them.
you okay?	Alex-
you were lucky today, vice boy. captain said to leave it alone, but just remember, i'm watching you.	I'm sorry, detective, but you're just not my type.
you touch me again and--	And what, you'll shoot me? Hey, don't mistake me for one of your partners, I'd like to make retirement in one piece.
what the hell was that?	A ticking bomb...
looks like the stuff my dad used to use to blow up tree stumps back in scranton.	Maybe she knows your old man.
you're vice, not homicide. besides, you don't have the experience and you're too personally involved.	But sir--
i want to work this.	You're vice, not homicide. Besides, you don't have the experience and you're too personally involved.
i'm filing charges against that mother-	Can it, Pluchinsky. And shove some cotton up your nose.
son-of-a-bitch... my nose... this fuck-up is interfering with-	Reilly, what're you doing here?
what the hell's going on?	Son-of-a-bitch... my nose... This fuck-up is interfering with-
it's a bluff. the guy's full of crap.	We can't take the chance. Ring down to the Bomb Squad. I want them on alert.
what about the ballistics report?	Lab's backed up, we're still waiting for it.
nothing so far.	What about the ballistics report?
prints?	Nothing so far.
mike. no thanks, i'm fine.	Time for bed, kiddos. Say goodnight.
how're you guys doing?	Still waiting for a miracle. Go ahead.
unsolved bombings in the last year... boston, new york, philadelphia... but no real match	Insurance?
nitro, dash of semtrex, vegetable oil ...	What kind of bomb was it?
he is!	Look, it's important.
oh shit...	Fuck factor ten.
that's one more time than any of the rest of us have seen it.	Shit. We're fucked.
fuckin a, i think i got two partial prints here!	Awright! How bout you, Glass, how's that chip shaking?
good boy, schnoz. daddy loves you.	Scorch marks... looks like they used silly putty.
pooch, can you move it?	I don't know...
vice... jesus.	That'd be some explosive pussy he's got his hands on.
that guy's wife must be pretty pissed off to play a trick like that.	No shit. I better send Meg flowers just in case.
it don't work-	Ain't that a shit--
take your time... one day at a time, kid...	It don't work-
don't talk.	Take your time... one day at a time, kid...
mike...	Don't talk.
you okay?	Yeah, just a nick ...
we're vice, i didn't see no pimps or hookers in that van. but if you're so gung-ho, we'd best call it in for some back-up.	Nah, let's just take a look-see.
she wanted to cook me breakfast.	We're vice, I didn't see no pimps or hookers in that van. But if you're so gung-ho, we'd best call it in for some back-up.
what was it this time?	She wanted to cook me breakfast.
she didn't work out, had to cut her loose.	What was it this time?
i thought you said what's-her-name's brother was going to fix it.	She didn't work out, had to cut her loose.
what are you talking about, it's purring like a kitty.	I thought you said what's-her-name's brother was going to fix it.
why don't you just shoot it and put it out of its misery?	What are you talking about, it's purring like a kitty.
no thanks. i got close but it never woulda worked.	Why don't you just shoot it and put it out of its misery?
one of these days you're gonna get tired of fighting the shit. when that happens, you'll wish you had family.	No thanks. I got close but it never woulda worked.
you outta the city... that's a fish out of water. what's with all this family talk lately, anyway?	One of these days you're gonna get tired of fighting the shit. When that happens, you'll wish you had family.
how hard can it be? the grand kids been buggin' me about taking them camping.	You outta the city... that's a fish out of water. What's with all this family talk lately, anyway?
you don't fish.	How hard can it be? The grand kids been buggin' me about taking them camping.
hell, i got a gold watch... it just don't work. maybe they'll give me a new fishing pole, or something useful.	You don't fish.
so what'll you do? after they give you the gold watch.	Hell, I got a gold watch... it just don't work. Maybe they'll give me a new fishing pole, or something useful.
i gotta get back on top. get off the sleaze detail.	You will, one day at a time. I'll be old and grey when it happens...
next week we work the park.	I gotta get back on top. Get off the sleaze detail.
c'mon, it's a quiet night.	Next week we work the park.
look who's talking, old man.	C'mon, it's a quiet night.
know what the problem is, kid? you're too ugly to get propositioned.	Look who's talking, old man.
nice to be here.	That feeling won't last long.
looks like pooch's doing okay.	He's married, he don't even know what a lesbian is.
someone who smokes french cigarettes.	In this crowd? It's gonna be Marlboros, Camels, and maybe a few Kools.
so what're we looking for?	Someone who smokes French cigarettes.
my first undercover assignment. i gotta look good, right?	So what're we looking for?
t.j., what're you doing?	My first undercover assignment. I gotta look good, right?
got it! ace match company, flint, michigan.	You mean you just--? ... You keep a record of... matches?
a what?	IRA - instant retirement account.
device.	Huh?
vice cop on a homicide?	Captain assigned me to assist you.
p.e.t.n ...	What?
make an appointment.	It's about this.
reilly, vice. i-	Quiet!
reilly, what's happening? reilly! reilly! do not engage. we're five minutes-	We'll keep him pinned in, you guys hurry up!
pull back. you're only an observer.	Reilly, what's happening? Reilly! Reilly! Do not engage. We're five minutes-
fire me later. close in and we got the bastard.	Pull back. You're only an observer.
reilly, what the hell are you-?	Fire me later. Close in and we got the bastard.
i know.	You've been at the center of two suspect fatalities and two Police Officer fatalities. I'll need your badge and your weapon.
reilly, you're done for now. what the hell were you thinking directing the bomb squad team into hot pursuit. they had no business-	I know.
it won't work, he'll know it's a trap...	Reilly, you're done for now. What the hell were you thinking directing the Bomb Squad Team into hot pursuit. They had no business-
it's our only option.	It won't work, he'll know it's a trap...
i promised her she'd be safe.	It's our only option.
glass, you're to stand by with your team.	I promised her she'd be safe.
my god, you're going to use her, aren't you?	Glass, you're to stand by with your team.
glass, sorry about pooch, he was a good man. we don't have time to give you a break right now, we're going ahead and-	My God, you're going to use her, aren't you?
she's refused to say a word to anyone. what made you think you could get her to talk?	I didn't. But I had to try.
yes, sir.	She's refused to say a word to anyone. What made you think you could get her to talk?
yes, sir.	But from now on, any leads on this case go to Pluchinsky. He's primary investigator and you are unofficially assigned to the Bomb Squad... you and your new friends are not to be playing detective any more. Got it?
you know after a shooting i would normally take your badge and weapon, but glass called in already and confirmed it was clean.	Yes, sir.
report on the case so far.	You know after a shooting I would normally take your badge and weapon, but Glass called in already and confirmed it was clean.
what's this?	Report on the case so far.
sir...	I thought I told you--
i know you're anxious to get back but... just stay out of homicide's way or i'll have you classifying fingerprints, understand?	Yes, sir.
look, i saw these guys, i can i.d. them.	I know you're anxious to get back but... just stay out of homicide's way or I'll have you classifying fingerprints, understand?
goddamit, reilly--	Look, I saw these guys, I can i.d. them.
i'll do it.	Goddamit, Reilly--
what?	It's detonation cord, for a bomb.
take it down to the bomb squad, artie-	I'll do it.
reilly, what the hell happened out there? why didn't you call for back-up?	Sir, I--
captain...	Reilly, what the hell happened out there? Why didn't you call for back-up?
well, have you found it?	No!  But let me tell you--any woman who spends a fortune in times like these for a handbag--phooey, phooey, phooey!
diamonds all over.	Well, have you found it?
yes.	Diamonds all over.
and diamonds in the front.	Yes.
yes.	And diamonds in the front.
and it had diamonds in the back.	Yes.
yes.	And it had diamonds in the back.
so you lost a handbag, madame?	Yes.
what?  i may lose it again? but i haven't found it yet! i'm sorry. goodbye!  yes?	So you lost a handbag, madame?
tell m'sieu giron i can't see him now. impossible!  and, jacques. dismiss the car! madame is not going.	Yes, M'sieu Laval!
m'sieu giron is downstairs.	Tell M'sieu Giron I can't see him now. Impossible!  And, Jacques. Dismiss the car! Madame is not going.
yes, m'sieu laval?	Madame has changed her mind. She'll be down in a minute.
on staircase; from gaston's point of view. he stops.	Yes, M'sieu Laval?
m'sieu laval, m'sieu filiba would like very much to see you.	In a moment.
pardon me, m'sieu. madame colet would like to see you in the living room.	At once, Jacques.  We'll continue later.
m'sieu laval, madame would like to talk to mademoiselle gautier for a moment.	Very well, Jacques.
with the compliments of colet and company!	He bows, goes. Door shuts behind him.
eleven o'clock!	A man in love, completely shaken. He sits on bed, thinks, then takes telephone slowly, decisively.
no!	in doorway. He bows, returns into office; door shuts.
is this what you mean, m'sieu laval?	erect in sweater, arms folded.
still studying the vase. mariette appears. he turns to her.	Where did you find it?
<u>tonsili!</u>	So I said to myself, "All right, if he wants to look at them, let him look at them. No harm in that." And then he said, "Say ah." And then I said, "Ah." And that's all I remember ... And when I woke up, I still had my tonsils, but my pocketbook was gone.
about tonsils.	<u>Tonsili!</u>
what did you talk about?	About tonsils.
that's just what i tried to tell him. well, one word led to another. he really was a very charming fellow. so we talked for about ten minutes.	What did you talk about?
<u>niente!</u>	That's just what I tried to tell him. Well, one word led to another. He really was a very charming fellow. So we talked for about ten minutes.
no!	<u>Niente!</u>
the representative of the police wants to know if there is anything wrong with your tonsils.	No!
i said, "come in." and there he was. a fine-looking man with a moustache and long sideburns. he said, "good evening. i'm the doctor." i said, "doctor?" he said, "yes, the doctor. i came to see about your tonsils."	The representative of the police wants to know if there is anything wrong with your tonsils.
and then what happened, m'sieu filiba?	I said, "Come in." And there he was. A fine-looking man with a moustache and long sideburns. He said, "Good evening. I'm the doctor." I said, "Doctor?" He said, "Yes, the doctor. I came to see about your tonsils."
well, he knocked at the door. you see, i was expecting two--uh--two business associates.	And then what happened, M'sieu Filiba?
why did you let this man in, m'sieu filiba?	Well, he knocked at the door. You see, I was expecting two--uh--two business associates.
i had exactly twenty thousand lire. i had just cashed a traveler's check and put it in my wallet.	Why did you let this man in, M'sieu Filiba?
the representative of the police wants to know how much money you had, m'sieu filiba.	I had exactly twenty thousand lire. I had just cashed a traveler's check and put it in my wallet.
and harems ... ?	<u>All</u> <u>kinds</u>.
i don't care <u>what</u> you say! in constantinople at least you have streets, sultans, pashas--	And harems ... ?
but--	I don't care <u>what</u> you say! In Constantinople at least you have streets, sultans, pashas--
let me tell you, venice <u>can't</u> <u>compare</u> with constantinople.	But--
yes!	Let me tell you, Venice <u>can't</u> <u>compare</u> with Constantinople.
but you <u>have</u> been in venice?	Yes!
no!	But you <u>have</u> been in Venice?
you've never been in constantinople?	No!
no.	You've never been in Constantinople?
constantinople?	No.
no.	Constantinople?
amsterdam?	No.
no.	Amsterdam?
no ...  have <u>you</u> ever been in vienna?	No.
you've <u>never</u> been in venice?	No ...  Have <u>you</u> ever been in Vienna?
no.	You've <u>never</u> been in Venice?
but before i say goodbye i want to ask you one question: have you ever been in venice?	No.
goodbye, m'sieu filiba.	But before I say goodbye I want to ask you one question: Have you ever been in Venice?
i wanted to say goodbye to you.	Goodbye, M'sieu Filiba.
yes, m'sieu filiba?	You see--  No, no! And <u>yet</u>--  <u>Did</u> I--did--now <u>where</u> could we have--
i'm sorry, but i don't seem to recall the occasion. no, i'm afraid ...	Well--then it must be my mistake.  I beg your pardon.
pardon me, m'sieu, but i have the feeling we have met somewhere before.	I'm sorry, but I don't seem to recall the occasion. No, I'm afraid ...
funny--the first time i saw him i thought he was a doctor!	Doc--!
insignificant ... he's a secretary, always <u>was</u> a secretary, always <u>will</u> be.	Funny--the first time I saw him I thought he was a doctor!
just dull.	Insignificant ... He's a secretary, always <u>was</u> a secretary, always <u>will</u> be.
he's really not a bad fellow.	Just dull.
i thought so.	He's really not a bad fellow.
ogilvie and oglethorpe.	I thought so.
smart. london, eh?	Ogilvie and Oglethorpe.
like it?	Smart. London, eh?
nice suit.	Like it?
you know, i'm not the marrying type. i like to take my fun and leave it.	Nice suit.
the type they marry.	You know, I'm not the marrying type. I like to take my fun and leave it.
no color, no sparkle--but dependable.	The type they marry.
funny, the kind of men women fall for.	No color, no sparkle--but dependable.
no doubt about it--it's that secretary.	Funny, the kind of men women fall for.
you're looking fine, major.	Now see here, my good man. I've had just about enough of your insulting remarks!
umm.	You're looking fine, Major.
nice day, major.	Umm.
good morning, major.	Good morning.  I'd-I'd-I'd like to look at some cuff links.
you can trust me.	Yes, Baron. Thank you.
but please, baron. we're not supposed to breathe a word of it. you won't tell anybody i told you?	You can trust me.
you're not safe anywhere nowadays.	But please, Baron. We're not supposed to breathe a word of it. You won't tell anybody I told you?
no, baron!  i beg your pardon.	Thank you.
i don't want to see you at all!	No, Baron!  I beg your pardon.
yes, baron?	I don't want to see you at all!
and as for you, waiter--	Yes, Baron?
yes, baron.	And as for you, waiter--
i want to see--	Yes, Baron.
yes, baron.  moon in champagne.	I want to see--
i want to see that moon in the champagne.	Yes, Baron.  Moon in champagne.
yes, baron.	I want to see that moon in the champagne.
and, waiter--you see that moon?	Yes, Baron.
yes, baron.	And, waiter--you see that moon?
it must be the most marvelous supper. we may not eat it, but it must be marvelous.	Yes, Baron.
i would start with cocktails.	Um-hum. Very good. Excellent!
if casanova suddenly ... turned out to be romeo ... having supper with juliet--who might become cleopatra ... how would you start?	I would start with cocktails.
yes, baron.	If Casanova suddenly ... turned out to be Romeo ... having supper with Juliet--who might become Cleopatra ... How would you start?
oh, yes ... well, that's not so easy.  beginnings are always difficult.	Yes, Baron.
yes, sir?  what shall we start with, baron?	Oh, yes ... Well, that's not so easy.  Beginnings are always difficult.
m'sieu monescu!	Just call me Gaston.
monescu.	M'sieu Monescu!
m'sieu ...	Monescu.
then why didn't you call the police? why <u>don't</u> you call the police?  i'll tell you why--you crook, you.	M'sieu ...
i know it!	Then why didn't you call the police? Why <u>don't</u> you call the police?  I'll tell you why--you crook, you.
you say i am a crook.	I know it!
what do you mean?	You say I am a crook.
you have enjoyed the confidence of this family for more than forty years. you must be a man of about-- about sixty-five.  let's see--  you will be exactly eighty-seven when you come out of prison.	What do you mean?
what is it?	You have enjoyed the confidence of this family for more than forty years. You must be a man of about-- about sixty-five.  Let's see--  You will be exactly eighty-seven when you come out of prison.
yes, m'sieu.  m'sieu giron!	What is it?
otherwise i'll call the police	Yes, m'sieu.  M'sieu Giron!
very well, m'sieu.	Otherwise I'll call the police
and you will be out by tomorrow morning.	Very well, m'sieu.
yes, m'sieu.	And you will be out by tomorrow morning.
it may be important to you, m'sieu giron--	No, to you--M'sieu <u>Monescu</u>.
right now! it's very important, m'sieu laval.	It may be important to you, M'sieu Giron--
but not now.	Right now! It's very important, M'sieu Laval.
i've got to see you.	But not now.
i'm very sorry, but this is no time, m'sieu giron--	I've got to see you.
nervous! why should i be nervous?	I don't <u>know</u>, M'sieu Giron!
i am only insinuating that you are nervous.	Nervous! Why should I be nervous?
are you insinuating that this is not an honest report?	I am only insinuating that you are nervous.
and i don't see any reason for any man getting nervous when somebody checks over the figures of his report.	Are you insinuating that this is not an honest report?
i don't see why any man should get excited when he is asked about his hometown.	And I don't see any reason for any man getting nervous when somebody checks over the figures of his report.
and i was only asking you if you would let me examine your report without interruption.	I don't see why any man should get excited when he is asked about his hometown.
i was only asking if you are related to the lavals of marseilles.	And I was only asking you if you would let me examine your report without interruption.
well, that's fine. then you are not insinuating that i am avoiding questions. and i am not insinuating that you won't let me examine this report.	I was only asking if you are related to the Lavals of Marseilles.
no, not at all!	Well, that's fine. Then you are not insinuating that I am avoiding questions. And I am not insinuating that you won't let me examine this report.
are <u>you</u> insinuating anything, m'sieu giron?	No, not at all!
um-hum!	Are <u>you</u> insinuating anything, M'sieu Giron?
two weeks and three days.	Um-hum!
examination! m'sieu laval, what are you insinuating? i have enjoyed the confidence of this family for more than forty years. how long have you enjoyed madame's confidence? three weeks, i believe.	Two weeks and three days.
and you, m'sieu giron, seem to be disturbing my examination of <u>this</u> <u>report</u>.	Examination! M'sieu Laval, what are you insinuating? I have enjoyed the confidence of this family for more than forty years. How long have you enjoyed Madame's confidence? Three weeks, I believe.
for more than forty years. so madame told me.	And I have known the Lavals of Marseilles for more than thirty years.
m'sieu laval, i have enjoyed the confidence of this family--	For more than forty years. So Madame told me.
i hope so, too.	M'sieu Laval, I have enjoyed the confidence of this family--
i hope you find the figures correct.	I hope so, too.
just a second.	I hope you find the figures correct.
you must be related to the lavals of marseilles.	Just a second.
um-hum ...	You must be related to the Lavals of Marseilles.
m'sieu laval, there are several things i've wanted to ask you for quite a while. i understand you are from marseilles.	Um-hum ...
now just a minute, major--	No, Captain, I tell you--
no, no, no! i disagree with you absolutely. that's the trouble with you artillery men.	Now just a minute, Major--
good day, doctor.	Good day, Major.
thank you, major.	Good day, Doctor.
just as you say, doctor.	Thank you, Major.
you see, the bag has just been found, and the reaction of relief from her former excitement and strain is just a little too much for her. it's not very serious, but just the same we'd better not take any chances.	Just as you say, Doctor.
goodbye--madame colet and company!	Lily!
lily--	Leave me alone! You were willing to sacrifice a hundred thousand francs for her.  Well--  she's worth it! [ You were willing to pay a hundred and twenty-five thousand for a <u>handbag</u>. You can pay a <u>hundred</u> thousand for him!]
and you--	Lily--
but, lily--	Don't you dare lie to me!  I know you love me.  Well, why don't you say something? Come on--be brilliant. Talk yourself out of it--bluff yourself in!  Shut up, you liar, you!  That's what I want!  This is real! Money! Cash!
shut up! don't make up any stories!	But, Lily--
lily, you must listen to me.	Shut up! Don't make up any stories!
thirty-five to the left--sixty- three, eight ... i wouldn't fall for another man if he were the biggest crook on earth ... seventy-six, eighty-four, fifty-five--  what has she got that i haven't got?	Lily, you must listen to me.
don't you <u>realize</u>--	Thirty-five to the left--sixty- three, eight ... I wouldn't fall for another man if he were the biggest crook on earth ... Seventy-six, eighty-four, fifty-five--  What has she got that I haven't got?
that's what i'm here for--to get out! i want to get away from here, from you--as fast as i can and as far as a hundred thousand francs will take me.  sixty-five, ninety-four--	Don't you <u>realize</u>--
you <u>have</u> to get out of here!	That's what I'm here for--to get out! I want to get away from here, from you--as fast as I can and as far as a hundred thousand francs will take me.  Sixty-five, ninety-four--
yes, <u>m'sieu</u> <u>colet</u>?	You <u>have</u> to get out of here!
now, lily--	Yes, <u>M'sieu</u> <u>Colet</u>?
what time is your rendezvous?	Now, Lily--
are you insane? you've to get out of here at once! she may come back any minute.	What time is your rendezvous?
<u>auf</u> <u>wiedersehn</u>.	<u>Auf</u> <u>wiedersehn</u>.
<u>am</u> <u>berliner</u> <u>zug</u>.	<u>Auf</u> <u>wiedersehn</u>.
<u>also</u>, <u>um</u> <u>zwoelf</u> <u>uhr</u>.	<u>Am</u> <u>Berliner</u> <u>Zug</u>.
<u>grossartig</u>--<u>kolossal</u>!	<u>Also</u>, <u>um</u> <u>zwoelf</u> <u>Uhr</u>.
by the way, how is your german?	<u>Grossartig</u>--<u>kolossal</u>!
well, see you at the berlin express.	By the way, how is your German?
i don't know. fortunately, she has a dinner engagement tonight. i'll meet you at the station--midnight.  hello ... yes? what? ... you found a handbag? well, you're three weeks too late!	Well, see you at the Berlin Express.
hello ... is this the spanish consulate? this is doa ignacio fernandez.  my husband and i are leaving tonight for berlin ... is it too late to get a visa this afternoon ... ? thank you, thank you.  how long will it take you?	I don't know. Fortunately, she has a dinner engagement tonight. I'll meet you at the station--midnight.  Hello ... Yes? What? ... You found a handbag? Well, you're three weeks too late!
well, we'll have to take what's here. a bird in hand is worth two in jail.	Hello ... Is this the Spanish consulate? This is Doa Ignacio Fernandez.  My husband and I are leaving tonight for Berlin ... Is it too late to get a visa this afternoon ... ? Thank you, thank you.  How long will it take you?
at twelve twenty. i know.  lyons two, four, seven, one.  two more days and we'd have seven hundred and fifty thousand francs more!	Well, we'll have to take what's here. A bird in hand is worth two in jail.
correct. now the train leaves--	At twelve twenty. I know.  Lyons two, four, seven, one.  Two more days and we'd have seven hundred and fifty thousand francs more!
spanish passports?	Correct. Now the train leaves--
no--not yet--but--  two tickets to berlin--first class and sleeper--night train ... right ... right ... leave them in the name of--don ignacio fernandez ... right ... thank you.	Spanish passports?
he recognized you!	No--not yet--but--  Two tickets to Berlin--first class and sleeper--night train ... Right ... Right ... Leave them in the name of--Don Ignacio Fernandez ... Right ... Thank you.
yse seven, eight, nine, two.  we have to clear out.  railroad station? ticket office, please.	He recognized you!
five, seven, and nine--	Yes!  Now don't worry!
yes--filiba! venice--grand hotel-- room two fifty-three--	Five, seven, and nine--
filiba ...	Yes--Filiba! Venice--Grand Hotel-- room two fifty-three--
oh, no, darling. there's <u>more</u> sex appeal coming on the first of the month.  it's only ten days ...  eight hundred and fifty thousand francs.	Darling, remember you're Gaston Monescu. You're a crook. I want you as a crook. I love you as a crook. I worship you as a crook. Steal, swindle, rob--but don't become one of those useless, good-for-nothing gigolos!
gaston. let's open it--right now! let's get away from here!  i don't like this place!	Oh, no, darling. There's <u>more</u> sex appeal coming on the first of the month.  It's only ten days ...  Eight hundred and fifty thousand francs.
beautiful. and what of it?  let me tell you something: so far as i'm concerned, her whole sex appeal is in that safe!	Gaston. Let's open it--right now! Let's get away from here!  I don't like this place!
they're all right, aren't they?	Beautiful. And what of it?  Let me tell you something: so far as I'm concerned, her whole sex appeal is in that safe!
certainly!	They're all right, aren't they?
did you ever take a good look at her--uh--	Certainly!
ah!	Did you ever take a good look at her--uh--
<u>this</u> <u>woman</u> <u>has</u> <u>more</u> <u>than</u> <u>jewelry</u>.	Ah!
what?	But it's not enough!
you! and she's willing to pay as high as fifty francs!	What?
and her <u>jewelry</u> is worth a fortune!	No jewelry! Hands off jewelry! If we're broke--all right. I might pick up a million-franc necklace. But in times like <u>these</u> when we're doing a <u>cash</u> <u>business</u>--why take a chance on jewelry?
--the other half, contrary to custom, shall be delivered in cash into madame's personal custody.  darling, that means that on the second of june we'll have eight hundred and fifty thousand francs.	And her <u>jewelry</u> is worth a fortune!
and we'll celebrate the second anniversary of the day we didn't get married!	Darling!
seven and nine!	And we'll celebrate the second anniversary of the day we didn't get married!
two fifty-three, five--	Seven and nine!
we'll take the royal suite!	Two fifty-three, five--
we'll go to venice, to the same hotel!	We'll take the Royal Suite!
the six--	We'll go to Venice, to the same hotel!
and tomorrow is the fifteenth. and the day after tomorrow--	The six--
the fourteenth of may.	And tomorrow is the fifteenth. And the day after tomorrow--
sweetheart, what day is today?	The fourteenth of May.
right.	Sweetheart, what day is today?
and take the twenty thousand francs ...	Right.
darling, then let's be honest and return it to the lady.	And take the twenty thousand francs ...
last year? it can't be that long.	Yes! Don't you remember the day you took that Chinese vase from the Royal Palace  and made it into a lamp for my night table?
i always liked him. especially last year in munich ...	Last year? It can't be that long.
gaston monescu.	Gaston!
monescu!	Gaston Monescu.
you remember the man who walked into the bank of constantinople and walked out <u>with</u> the bank of constantinople?	Monescu!
darling!  now tell me--tell me all about yourself. who are you?	You remember the man who walked into the Bank of Constantinople and walked out <u>with</u> the Bank of Constantinople?
not at all, countess ... there's one very good stone in it.	What time is it?
thank you, baron.	Not at all, Countess ... There's one very good stone in it.
i'm crazy about you.  by the way, your pin.	Thank you, Baron.
i like you, baron.	I'm crazy about you.  By the way, your pin.
no, thank you.	You're very welcome.  Countess, believe me, before you left this room I would have told you everything ... And let me say this with love in my heart-- Countess, you are a thief.  The wallet of the gentleman in two fifty-three, five, seven, and nine is in your possession. I knew it very well when you took it out of my pocket.  In fact, you tickled me.  But your embrace was so sweet ...
the pepper, too?	No, thank you.
thank you.	The pepper, too?
please.	Thank you.
please.  when i came here it was for a little adventure--a little game which you play tonight and forget tomorrow. but something has changed me--and it isn't the champagne.  the whole thing is new to me. very new. i've got a confession to make to you.  baron, you are a crook.  you robbed the gentleman in two fifty-three, five, seven, and nine.  may i have the salt?	Please.
that's hotel life. in one room a man loses his wallet  and in another room a man loses-- his head.	Please.  When I came here it was for a little adventure--a little game which you play tonight and forget tomorrow. But something has changed me--and it isn't the champagne.  The whole thing is new to me. Very new. I've got a confession to make to you.  Baron, you are a crook.  You robbed the gentleman in two fifty-three, five, seven, and nine.  May I have the salt?
disappointed?	No--proud. Very proud!
someone from another world--so entirely different. one gets so tired of one's own class--princes and counts and dukes and kings--ah! and everybody talking shop--always trying to sell jewelry ... and then i heard your name and found you were just one of us.	Disappointed?
thank you!	Someone from another world--so entirely different. One gets so tired of one's own class--princes and counts and dukes and kings--ah! And everybody talking shop--always trying to sell jewelry ... And then I heard your name and found you were just one of us.
you know, when i first saw you, i thought you were an american.	Thank you!
don't stop. keep right on complaining. it's beautiful.	You know, when I first saw you, I thought you were an American.
but she talks a lot. and before this night is over, all venice will know it. and tomorrow it will be grand canal gossip! ... oh!	Don't stop. Keep right on complaining. It's beautiful.
why should you?	But she talks a lot. And before this night is over, all Venice will know it. And tomorrow it will be Grand Canal gossip! ... Oh!
you'd better not. he's really very dull. but anyhow, when the king tells the marquis he saw me, the marquis will tell the marchesa. and the marchesa is the best friend of the duchess of chambro. and <u>she</u> will phone the princess de costa. the princess doesn't like me--but i don't care!	Why should you?
i would like to.	You'd better not. He's really very dull. But anyhow, when the king tells the marquis he saw me, the marquis will tell the marchesa. And the marchesa is the best friend of the Duchess of Chambro. And <u>she</u> will phone the Princess de Costa. The princess doesn't like me--but I don't care!
do you know the marquis de la tours?	I would like to.
no--no.	Do you know the Marquis de la Tours?
do you <u>know</u> king boris?	No--no.
the tennis player. he saw me. he bowed. what could i do? i nodded.  baron, i shouldn't have come!	But you came. And you must forget everything--  except that you are here, Countess.
the tennis player?	The tennis player. He saw me. He bowed. What could I do? I nodded.  Baron, I shouldn't have come!
the marquis de la tours. he was in the lobby. but i don't think he saw me. i'm positive he didn't. thank heaven! ... but when i came up here, right out in the hall there was king boris of alconia!	The tennis player?
who?	The Marquis de la Tours. He was in the lobby. But I don't think he saw me. I'm positive he didn't. Thank heaven! ... But when I came up here, right out in the hall there was King Boris of Alconia!
divine ... but that terrible policeman!	Goodbye ...
lovely.	Divine ... But that terrible policeman!
but it could have been glorious.	Lovely.
wonderful ... but tomorrow morning, if you should wake out of your dreams and hear a knock, and the door opens, and there, instead of a maid with a breakfast tray, stands a policeman with a warrant--then you'll be glad you're alone.	But it could have been glorious.
divine ...	Wonderful ... But tomorrow morning, if you should wake out of your dreams and hear a knock, and the door opens, and there, instead of a maid with a breakfast tray, stands a policeman with a warrant--then you'll be glad you're alone.
it could have been marvelous ...	Divine ...
goodbye.	It could have been marvelous ...
goodbye...	Goodbye.
giron...!	Yes, Giron! Chairman of the board of Colet and Company. Honorary president of the Orphans' Asylum. Adolph J. Giron--distinguished citizen! ... Well, shall I call the police?  I see! You have to be in the social register to keep out of jail. But when a man starts at the bottom and works his way up--a self-made crook --then you say, "Call the police! Put him behind bars! Lock him up!"
it would be a terrible scandal, wouldn't it?	Giron...!
then why are you afraid to let me prove it?	It would be a terrible scandal, wouldn't it?
i don't believe it!	Then why are you afraid to let me prove it?
why not? he's a thief--he's a criminal.	I don't believe it!
and you expect me to believe that?	Naturally not. But I expect the police to believe it.
adolph j. giron.	And you expect me to believe that?
<u>adolph</u>?	Adolph J. Giron.
you have been robbed--for years. and not a hundred thousand francs, but millions. and you know who did it? adolph.	<u>Adolph</u>?
yes, gaston?	You have been robbed--for years. And not a hundred thousand francs, but millions. And you know who did it? Adolph.
mariette!	Yes, Gaston?
thank you.  seventy-six, eighty--	Mariette!
you look beautiful.	Thank you.  Seventy-six, eighty--
but why talk about robbery on a night like this?	You look beautiful.
um-<u>hum</u> ...	But why talk about robbery on a night like this?
instantly.	Um-<u>hum</u> ...
call the police?	Instantly.
i wouldn't say anything--i would act.	Call the police?
what would you say if you found your safe had been robbed?	I wouldn't say anything--I would act.
yes, gaston?	What would you say if you found your safe had been robbed?
thirty-three--	No--thirty-five!
ah, let me have a little fun.	Please!
on the night table.	But I don't want to be a lady.
when a lady takes her jewels off in a gentleman's room, where does she put them?	On the night table.
then why do you want to go?	Because I want to make it tough for you.
i <u>believe</u> you.	Then why do you want to go?
<u>i</u> <u>love</u> <u>you</u>.	I <u>believe</u> you.
i know it.	<u>I</u> <u>love</u> <u>you</u>.
i'm crazy about you!	I know it.
i <u>must</u> go.	I'm crazy about you!
i want you to stay, mariette. you've <u>got</u> to stay. you can't go now!	I <u>must</u> go.
<u>now</u>, <u>let</u> <u>me</u> <u>tell</u> <u>you</u>--	<u>Shut</u> <u>up</u>--<u>kiss</u> <u>me</u>!  Wasting all this marvelous time with arguments!
but attractive--	<u>Now</u>, <u>let</u> <u>me</u> <u>tell</u> <u>you</u>--
you're conceited--	But attractive--
any minute i want!	You're conceited--
so you think you can get me?	Any minute I want!
and you're going to fall for them.	So you think you can get me?
i know all your tricks.	And you're going to fall for them.
like that!	I know all your tricks.
like that?	Like that!
yes, i would!	Like that?
you would?	Yes, I would!
but incidentally, let me tell you, <u>i</u> don't like <u>you</u>. i don't like you at all!  i wouldn't hesitate one instant to ruin <u>your</u> reputation--like that!	You would?
no--yours, madame.	M'sieu Laval, I've got a confession to make to you ...
afraid i'm ruining your reputation, m'sieu laval?	No--yours, madame.
precisely.	Afraid I'm ruining your reputation, M'sieu Laval?
talk? about me--about us?	Precisely.
but you have an engagement, and i don't want people to talk.	Talk? About me--about us?
good night.	Goodbye.
good night.	Good night.
correct!  good night.	Good night.
crimson!	Correct!  Good night.
lipstick?	Crimson!
marvelous.	Lipstick?
hair?	Marvelous.
beautiful.	Hair?
how do you like my dress?	Beautiful.
then a little nap--	How do you like my dress?
together.	Then a little nap--
then lunch in the bois--	Together.
um-hum ...	Then lunch in the Bois--
then riding together.	Um-hum ...
um-hum ...	Then riding together.
well, we'll have breakfast in the garden.	Um-hum ...
what are you going to do with my day tomorrow, m'sieu laval?	Well, we'll have breakfast in the garden.
yes, madame?	What are you going to do with my day tomorrow, M'sieu Laval?
i'll be delighted.	And so will M'sieu Giron.
will you be good enough to run through these papers with m'sieu giron?	I'll be delighted.
madame.	Will you be good enough to run through these papers with M'sieu Giron?
the same thing.	You're hired!
what would you do if you were my <u>secretary</u>?	The same thing.
and you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, i would give you a good spanking--in a business way, of course.	What would you do if you were my <u>secretary</u>?
ye-es?	And you made any attempt to handle your own business affairs, I would give you a good spanking--in a business way, of course.
everything! ... madame colet, if i were your father--  which, fortunately, i am not--	Ye-es?
tell me, m'sieu laval, what else is wrong?	Everything! ... Madame Colet, if I were your father--  which, fortunately, I am not--
it's disgraceful!	Tell me, M'sieu Laval, what else is wrong?
and how i handle my <u>money</u>!	It's disgraceful!
then you use the wrong lipstick--	And how I handle my <u>money</u>!
then i mislay my checkbook--	Then you use the wrong lipstick--
madame colet, i think you deserve a scolding. first, you lose your bag--	Then I mislay my checkbook--
no! not enough!  in times like these, when everything is uncertain, every conservative person should have a substantial part of his fortune within arm's reach.	That sounds sensible.
you think that's too much?	No! Not enough!  In times like these, when everything is uncertain, every conservative person should have a substantial part of his fortune within arm's reach.
but, madame, you keep a hundred thousand francs--in your safe--at <u>home</u>?	You think that's too much?
too happy. that's why i discharged her.	Isn't that wonderful!  You see, madame--
i see.  she must have been very happy here.	Too happy. That's why I discharged her.
this used to be my secretary's room.	I see.  She must have been very happy here.
oh?	This used to be my secretary's room.
it <u>is</u> beautiful. but i got a little tired of sleeping in antiques, so i gave it to my secretary.	Oh?
beautiful specimen.	It <u>is</u> beautiful. But I got a little tired of sleeping in antiques, so I gave it to my secretary.
right!	Beautiful specimen.
early eighteenth century. i should say around--seventeen thirty.	Right!
yes!	Early eighteenth century. I should say around--seventeen thirty.
eighteenth century.	Yes!
make it out to cash!	As you like.
what?	Make it out to cash!
and do you know what i'd like to have you do with that check?	What?
do you know my first name?	No. What is it? Tell me.
don't be embarrassed, madame. i'll take it. i need the money. i wish i were in a position to ignore the whole matter. but you know, madame, the stock market, bank crash ... to make a long story short--a member of the nouveaux poor.	Then I'm glad I lost the bag! I'll write you the check immediately.
yes.	Don't be embarrassed, madame. I'll take it. I need the money. I wish I were in a position to ignore the whole matter. But you know, madame, the stock market, bank crash ... To make a long story short--a member of the nouveaux poor.
in other words, madame, it embarrasses you to offer me the twenty thousand francs reward.	Yes.
goodbye, m'sieu la-- oh, yes ... this is a rather delicate matter and i don't want to ... you see, if you read my advertisement carefully, you must have noticed that there was ...	In other words, madame, it embarrasses you to offer me the twenty thousand francs reward.
do you realize i have light eyes?	But, Madame Colet, that's a matter of eye shadow. I can straighten that out in two seconds.
that's too dark.	Do you realize I have light eyes?
peaches and cream.	That's too dark.
what shade of powder do you use?	Peaches and cream.
no, no, no!  i disagree with you completely! i tried it once--	What shade of powder do you use?
that's what you need!	No, no, no!  I disagree with you completely! I tried it once--
too much blue in crimson.	That's what you need!
with your skin, i prefer crimson.	Too much blue in crimson.
what's wrong now?	With your skin, I prefer crimson.
but one suggestion, madame.  not the major.  i don't  mind his grammatical mistakes. i'll overlook his bad punctuation. but the letter has no mystery--no bouquet--no ...  and one lipstick ...  scarlet number four.	What's wrong now?
m'sieu laval!	But one suggestion, madame.  Not the major.  I don't  mind his grammatical mistakes. I'll overlook his bad punctuation. But the letter has no mystery--no bouquet--no ...  And one lipstick ...  Scarlet number four.
you needn't be embarrassed, madame. a lady as charming as you would, and <u>should</u>, get love letters.	M'sieu Laval!
oh!	You needn't be embarrassed, madame. A lady as charming as you would, and <u>should</u>, get love letters.
naturally i did.	Oh!
oh! you didn't read it!	Naturally I did.
please, madame colet, i believe in doing things correctly. shall we continue?  two hairpins, one cigarette lighter, one box of real matches, and-- oh, yes, this letter from major--	Oh! You didn't read it!
but really, m'sieu, this isn't necessary.	Please, Madame Colet, I believe in doing things correctly. Shall we continue?  Two hairpins, one cigarette lighter, one box of real matches, and-- Oh, yes, this letter from Major--
one purse--  empty. one vanity case--	But really, m'sieu, this isn't necessary.
well--how do you do, m'sieu laval?	The pleasure is mine, madame.
and i am m'sieu laval--if you will allow me to introduce myself.	Well--how do you do, M'sieu Laval?
well--i am madame colet.	And I am M'sieu Laval--if you will allow me to introduce myself.
not in the least, madame. but you see, it's a very expensive bag--one has to be careful.	Well--I am Madame Colet.
of course it is! are you doubting me?	Not in the least, madame. But you see, it's a very expensive bag--one has to be careful.
oh ... that's strange. maybe--are you sure this is your bag?	Of course it is! Are you doubting me?
i don't know how i could have lost it there.  i was nowhere near that niche.	Oh ... That's strange. Maybe--are you sure this is your bag?
neither do i.  that's where i found it.	I don't know how I could have lost it there.  I was nowhere near that niche.
not particularly.	Neither do I.  That's where I found it.
you like that statue?	Not particularly.
i remember.	You like that statue?
and in that niche, there is a statue of venus.	I remember.
i know that niche.	And in that niche, there is a statue of Venus.
and as you leave the foyer, there is a little niche.	I know that niche.
yes.	And as you leave the foyer, there is a little niche.
then you go into the foyer.	Yes.
yes.	Then you go into the foyer.
then you go to the left. there's a landing.	Yes.
yes.	Then you go to the left. There's a landing.
you know the main staircase in the opera?	Yes.
will you be good enough to look at this bag, madame?	That's it! Yes, that's it! ... Jacques!
yes...?	Will you be good enough to look at this bag, madame?
yes, madame!	Well, the evening is still young. Let's go down to the living room and talk it over.  It's only ten o'clock.
no, m'sieu!	Yes, madame!
no, madame, it's the way you <u>follow</u>.	No, m'sieu!
oh, no, it's the way you lead.	No, madame, it's the way you <u>follow</u>.
what is it, madame?	I wanted to ask her to ask you if you'd be good enough to go out to dinner with me tonight.
oh, that's too bad. you see, i wanted her to do something.  well, i guess i'll have to do it myself.	What is it, madame?
yes--uh--	Oh, that's too bad. You see, I wanted her to do something.  Well, I guess I'll have to do it myself.
has mademoiselle gautier gone?	Yes--uh--
yes, madame colet?	Has Mademoiselle Gautier gone?
oh, m'sieu laval ...	Yes, Madame Colet?
you know what paris is saying about the countess falconier and her chauffeur?	Jacques!
he is my secretary! i hope that answers all your questions, m'sieu giron.	You know what Paris is saying about the Countess Falconier and her chauffeur?
madame, let me ask you: who is m'sieu laval, anyhow? where does he come from? what is he?	He is my secretary! I hope that answers all your questions, M'sieu Giron.
i know!	Madame, let me ask you: Who is M'sieu Laval, anyhow? Where does he come from? What is he?
madame colet, i've enjoyed the confidence of your family for more than forty years.  i was a school friend of your husband's ...	I know!
to m'sieu laval?	Madame Colet, I've enjoyed the confidence of your family for more than forty years.  I was a school friend of your husband's ...
i'm sorry, madame, but there are still certain matters which i think you should attend to yourself. and i, personally, would not care to refer them to--to--	To M'sieu Laval?
but my dear m'sieu giron, i'm having a tea party. must i be bothered with all these papers now?	I'm sorry, madame, but there are still certain matters which I think you should attend to yourself. And I, personally, would not care to refer them to--to--
mademoiselle gautier--or whatever your name is--i thank you for your advice, but i must ask you to go. you've got your money--	I don't want your money!
let me give you a little advice. when you embrace him, be sure to put on your gloves. it would be too bad if your fingerprints were found ...	Mademoiselle Gautier--or whatever your name is--I thank you for your advice, but I must ask you to go. You've got your money--
i beg your pardon!	Let me give you a little advice. When you embrace him, be sure to put on your gloves. It would be too bad if your fingerprints were found ...
ever had a romance with a crook?	I beg your pardon!
i think you'd better go.	Ever had a romance with a crook?
well, in times like these most people are cutting salaries, but suppose we say, in your case, three hundred and fifty?	Oh, madame, you're just too sweet for words!
yes, madame?	How much is your salary?
oh, no, no, no, no, my dear child! that's ridiculous. you go home as usual--five o'clock every day. now i'm going to be a little bit of a tyrant--i insist. it'll be nice for your little brother, too. <u>five</u> <u>o'clock</u>--remember!	Very well, madame. Thank you.
i'll do my best, madame, even if i have to work every night.	Oh, no, no, no, no, my dear child! That's ridiculous. You go home as usual--five o'clock every day. Now I'm going to be a little bit of a tyrant--I insist. It'll be nice for your little brother, too. <u>Five</u> <u>o'clock</u>--remember!
right!	I'll do my best, madame, even if I have to work every night.
for all the really important things--	Right!
yes! and he would have a little more time for--	For all the really important things--
so he wouldn't be confined so much to his office--	Yes! And he would have a little more time for--
no, he <u>works</u> too much.  he's chained to his desk. too much detail. now, if you could take over some of his work--	So he wouldn't be confined so much to his office--
nervous?  um-hum. he smokes too much!	No, he <u>works</u> too much.  He's chained to his desk. Too much detail. Now, if you could take over some of his work--
to me he seems rather nervous.	Nervous?  Um-hum. He smokes too much!
well--uh--yes and no.	To me he seems rather nervous.
now. uh--mademoiselle--in the short time you have been m'sieu laval's secretary, have you noticed any change in him?	Well--uh--yes and no.
naturally not!	Now. Uh--mademoiselle--in the short time you have been M'sieu Laval's secretary, have you noticed any change in him?
potatoes. he doesn't want me to eat them--  and naturally i don't want to upset him.	Naturally not!
about what?	Potatoes. He doesn't want me to eat them--  and naturally I don't want to upset him.
you see--  oh, not a word to m'sieu laval!	About what?
yes, madame?	You see--  Oh, not a word to M'sieu Laval!
please!  thank you.	May I?
two lumps, madame?	Please!  Thank you.
yes, madame. you see, i have to get up very early.  my little brother goes to school--  you see, mother is dead.	Yes, that's the trouble with mothers. First you get to like them and then they die.
you've had your breakfast--oh, but of course you have.	Yes, madame. You see, I have to get up very early.  My little brother goes to school--  You see, Mother is dead.
yes, i saw it--but--	Well, where is it?
but you saw it here.	Yes, I saw it--but--
no--i'm sorry.	But you saw it here.
apparently not. don't you know where it is?	No--I'm sorry.
didn't you take it with you?	Apparently not. Don't you know where it is?
yes, my bag!	Didn't you take it with you?
your bag?	Yes, my bag!
you should have more self-control. you were in the army.	Well, he was in the navy.
because i hate him--because i love you!	You should have more self-control. You were in the army.
then why did you do it?	Because I hate him--because I love you!
that's true.	Then why did you do it?
but you're the more intelligent one.	That's true.
he started it.	But you're the more intelligent one.
you should be ashamed of yourselves. two men of your standing, always quarreling.	He started it.
how much time?	An hour, two at most.
the pumps --	The pumps buy you time... but minutes only. From this moment, no matter what we do, Titanic will founder.
five compartments. she can stay afloat with the first four compartments breached. but not five. not five. as she goes down by the head the water will spill over the tops of the bulkheads... at e deck... from one to the next... back and back. there's no stopping it.	The pumps --
that's right.	Five compartments. She can stay afloat with the first four compartments breached. But not five. Not five. As she goes down by the head the water will spill over the tops of the bulkheads... at E Deck... from one to the next... back and back. There's no stopping it.
water 14 feet above the keel in ten minutes... in the forepeak... in all three holds... and in boiler room six.	That's right.
good luck to you, rose.	And to you, Mr. Andrews.
won't you even make a try for it, mr. andrews?	I'm sorry that I didn't build you a stronger ship, young Rose.
bottom, left, right. i have it.	Hurry, Rose.
take the elevator to the very bottom, go left, down the crewman's passage, then make a right.	Bottom, left, right. I have it.
no! i'll do this with or without your help, sir. but without will take longer.	Take the elevator to the very bottom, go left, down the crewman's passage, then make a right.
what? you have to get to a boat right away!	No! I'll do this with or without your help, sir. But without will take longer.
mr. andrews, thank god! where would the master at arms take someone under arrest?!	What? You have to get to a boat right away!
please tell only who you must, i don't want to be responsible for a panic. and get to a boat quickly. don't wait. you remember what i told you about the boats?	Yes, I understand. Thank you.
you're certain?	Yes. In an hour or so... all this... will be at the bottom of the Atlantic.
the ship will sink.	You're certain?
i saw the iceberg, mr. andrews. and i see it in your eyes. please tell me the truth.	The ship will sink.
mr. andrews, i did the sum in my head, and with the number of lifeboats times the capacity you mentioned... forgive me, but it seems that there are not enough for everyone aboard.	About half, actually. Rose, you miss nothing, do you? In fact, I put in these new type davits, which can take an extra row of boats here.  But it was thought... by some... that the deck would look too cluttered. So I was over-ruled.
your ship is a wonder, mr. andrews. truly.	Thank you, Rose.
rush her.	It's hers, you schmuck.  Look, Rose, I... I don't know what to say to a woman who tries to jump off the Titanic when it's not sinking, and jumps back onto it when it is... we're not dealing with logic here, I know that... but please... think about this a second.
don't drop it rose.	Rush her.
holy shit.	Don't drop it Rose.
so let me get this right. you were gonna kill yourself by jumping off the titanic?  that's great!	Lewis...
we've put together the world's largest database on the titanic. okay, here...	Rose might not want to see this, Lewis.
a hundred and one next month.	Okay, so she's a very old goddamned liar. I traced her as far back as the 20's... she was working as an actress in L.A. An actress. Her name was Rose Dawson. Then she married a guy named Calvert, moved to Cedar Rapids, had two kids. Now Calvert's dead, and from what I've heard Cedar Rapids is dead.
she says she's rose dewitt bukater, right? rose dewitt bukater died on the titanic. at the age of 17. if she'd've lived, she'd be over a hundred now.	A hundred and one next month.
you know, boss, this happened to geraldo and his career never recovered.	Get that outta my face.
shit.	You know, boss, this happened to Geraldo and his career never recovered.
who's the best? say it.	You are, Lewis.  You rolling?
stay off the floor. don't stir it up like you did yesterday.	I'm tryin' boss.
i'm in the sitting room. heading for bedroom b-54.	Stay off the floor. Don't stir it up like you did yesterday.
that's the shape my hand's gonna be when i hold that thing. you understand? i'm not leaving here without it.	Look, Brock, she's going to do this her way, in her own time. Don't forget, she contacted you. She's out here for her own reasons, God knows what they are.
what?	That's the shape my hand's gonna be when I hold that thing. You understand? I'm not leaving here without it.
lizzy... you gotta understand something. i've bet it all to find the heart of the ocean. i've got all my dough tied up in this thing. my wife even divorced me over this hunt. i need what's locked inside your grandma's memory.  you see this? right here?	What?
i'm not going to help you browbeat my hundred and one year old grandmother. i came down here to tell you to back off.	Lizzy... you gotta understand something. I've bet it all to find the Heart of the Ocean. I've got all my dough tied up in this thing. My wife even divorced me over this hunt. I need what's locked inside your grandma's memory.  You see this? Right here?
look, i'm running out of time. i need your help.	I'm not going to help you browbeat my hundred and one year old grandmother. I came down here to tell you to back off.
don't you mean work me?	Look, I'm running out of time. I need your help.
hey, lizzy. i need to talk to you for a second.	Don't you mean work me?
i told you you wanted to take this call.	Alright. You have my attention, Rose. Can you tell me who the woman in the picture is?
rose calvert.	...Mrs. Calvert?
this is brock lovett. what can i do for you, mrs...?	Rose Calvert.
no, trust me, you want to take this call.	This is Brock Lovett. What can I do for you, Mrs...?
bobby, we're launching. see these submersibles here, going in the water? take a message.	No, trust me, you want to take this call.
there's a satellite call for you.	Bobby, we're launching. See these submersibles here, going in the water? Take a message.
the partners want to know how it's going?	How it's going? It's going like a first date in prison, whattaya think?!
what could possible be funny?	I put the diamond in my coat pocket. And I put my coat... on her.
we're too late.	There are still some boats forward. Stay with this one... Murdoch. He seems to be quite... practical.
i make my own luck.	So do I.
the one on the other side is letting men in.	Then that's our play. But we're still going to need some insurance.  Come on.
we're running out of time. and this strutting martinet...  ...isn't letting any men in at all.	The one on the other side is letting men in.
she's not on the starboard side either.	We're running out of time. And this strutting martinet...  ...isn't letting any men in at all.
none of the stewards have seen her.	This is ridiculous, Lovejoy. Find her.
it's just the god damned english doing everything by the book.	There's no need for language, Mr. Hockley.  Go back and turn the heater on in my room, so it won't be too cold when we get back.
you know i don't like that, rose.	She knows.
honestly, cal, if you weren't forever booking everything at the last instant, we could have gone through the terminal instead of running along the dock like some squalid immigrant family.	All part of my charm, Ruth. At any rate, it was my darling fiancee's beauty rituals which made us late.
steerage swine. apparently missed his annual bath.	Honestly, Cal, if you weren't forever booking everything at the last instant, we could have gone through the terminal instead of running along the dock like some squalid immigrant family.
so this is the ship they say is unsinkable.	It is unsinkable. God himself couldn't sink this ship.
your daughter is much too hard to impress, ruth.  mind your step.	So this is the ship they say is unsinkable.
you're precious to me, rose.	Jewels are precious. Goodbye, Mr. Hockley.
tell her that her daughter died with the titanic.	You're precious to me, Rose.
what do i tell your mother?	Tell her that her daughter died with the Titanic.
is this in any way unclear?	What do I tell your mother?
yes, i lived. how awkward for you.	Rose... your mother and I have been looking for you --
where are you going? to him? is that it? to be a whore to that gutter rat?	I'd rather be his whore than your wife.
oh, mother shut up!  don't you understand? the water is freezing and there aren't enough boats... not enough by half. half the people on this ship are going to die.	Not the better half.
but i was with him the whole time.	Maybe he did it while you were putting your clothes back on.
something serious has happened.	That's right. Two things dear to me have disappeared this evening. Now that one is back...  ...I have a pretty good idea where to find the other.  Search him.
you will never behave like that again! do you understand?	I'm not some foreman in your mills than you can command! I am your fiancee --
i see you had that undertaker of a manservant follow me.	You will never behave like that again! Do you understand?
yes. your exertions below decks were no doubt exausting.	I see you had that undertaker of a manservant follow me.
i was tired.	Yes. Your exertions below decks were no doubt exausting.
i had hoped you would come to me last night.	I was tired.
it was once worn by louis the sixteenth. they call it le coeur de la mer, the --	The Heart of the Ocean. Cal, it's... it's overwhelming.
diamond. yes it is. 56 carats.	It was once worn by Louis the Sixteenth. They call it Le Coeur de la Mer, the --
my god... cal. is it a --	Diamond. Yes it is. 56 carats.
is that the going rate for saving the woman you love?	Rose is displeased. Mmm... what to do?
i was leaning way over, to see the... ah... propellers. and i slipped and i would have gone overboard... and mr. dawson here saved me and he almost went over himself.	You wanted to see the propellers?
it was... stupid really. i was leaning over and i slipped.	I was leaning way over, to see the... ah... propellers. And I slipped and I would have gone overboard... and Mr. Dawson here saved me and he almost went over himself.
an accident?!	It was... stupid really. I was leaning over and I slipped.
cal, stop! it was an accident.	An accident?!
what made you think you could put your hands on my fiancee?! look at me, you filth! what did you think you were doing?!	Cal, stop! It was an accident.
you're wrong. they're fascinating. like in a dream... there's truth without logic. what's his name again...?  picasso.	He'll never amount to a thing, trust me. At least they were cheap.
those mud puddles were certainly a waste of money.	You're wrong. They're fascinating. Like in a dream... there's truth without logic. What's his name again...?  Picasso.
i couldn't let you wear black on sailing day, sweetpea. it's bad luck.	I felt like black.
you told me to change.	I couldn't let you wear black on sailing day, sweetpea. It's bad luck.
almost as good as you.	I always win, Jack. One way or another.  Pity I didn't keep that drawing. It's going to be worth a lot more by morning.
you're a good liar.	Almost as good as you.
i'll be alright. hurry up so we can get going... we got our own boat to catch.	Get in... hurry up, it's almost full.
there are boats on the other side that are allowing men in. jack and i can get off safely. both of us.	I'll be alright. Hurry up so we can get going... we got our own boat to catch.
no thanks. i'm heading back.	Probably best. It'll be all business and politics, that sort of thing. Wouldn't interest you. Good of you to come.
just a soupcon of lemon...  ...it improves the flavor with champagne.	No caviar for me, thanks.  Never did like it much.
this should be amusing.	Can I bum a cigarette?
good. settled then.	This should be amusing.
sure. count me in.	Good. Settled then.
i know.  perhaps you could join us for dinner tomorrow, to regale our group with your heroic tale?	Sure. Count me in.
the boats are all going.	We gotta get up there or we're gonna be gargling saltwater. Where's Tommy?
how you two doin'?	I don't know what she's say, she don't know what I say, so we get along fine.
you know somebody?	Of course not. That's not the point.  Goodbye! Goodbye!! I'll miss you!
goin' home... to the land o' the free and the home of the real hot- dogs! on the titanic!! we're ridin' in high style now! we're practically goddamned royalty, ragazzo mio!!	You see? Is my destinio!! Like I told you. I go to l'America!! To be a millionaire!!  Capito?? I go to America!!
'cause you're goin' to america!! full house boys!	Porca Madonna!! YEEAAAAA!!!
sorry, you're not gonna see your mama again for a long time...	'Cause you're goin' to America!! Full house boys!
what sorry? what you got? you lose my money?? ma va fa'n culo testa di cazzo --	Sorry, you're not gonna see your mama again for a long time...
let's see... fabrizio's got niente. olaf, you've got squat. sven, uh oh... two pair... mmm.  sorry fabrizio.	What sorry? What you got? You lose my money?? Ma va fa'n culo testa di cazzo --
oy, mate... that was a close shave.	Smell ice, can you? Bleedin' Christ!
they're a bloody sight warmer than we are.	Well if that's what it takes for us two to get warm, I'd rather not, if it's all the same.
cor... look at that, would ya.	They're a bloody sight warmer than we are.
bollocks.	Well I can.
you can smell ice, you know, when it's near.	Bollocks.
i don't understand a one of you. what's the matter with you? it's your men back there! we got plenty a' room for more.	If you don't shut that hole in yer face, there'll be one less in this boat!
aw knock it off, yer scarin' me. come on girls, grab your oars. let's go.  well come on!	I don't understand a one of you. What's the matter with you? It's your men back there! We got plenty a' room for more.
they'll pull us right down i tell ya!	Aw knock it off, yer scarin' me. Come on girls, grab your oars. Let's go.  Well come on!
we got room for lots more. i say we go back.	No! It's our lives now, not theirs. And I'm in charge of this boat! Now row!!
the suction will pull us right down if we don't keep going.	We got room for lots more. I say we go back.
keep pulling... away from the ship. pull.	Ain't you boys ever rowed before? Here, gimme those oars. I'll show ya how it's done.
well, do you think the ship is seriously damaged?	Excuse me.
we've struck ice.	Well, do you think the ship is seriously damaged?
why have we stopped?	We've struck ice.
i prefer not to push the engines until they've been properly run in.	Of course I leave it to your good offices to decide what's best, but what a glorious end to your last crossing if we get into New York Tuesday night and surprise them all.  Retire with a bang, eh, E.J.?
captain, the press knows the size of titanic, let them marvel at her speed too. we must give them something new to print. and the maiden voyage of titanic must make headlines!	I prefer not to push the engines until they've been properly run in.
no, but we're making excellent time.	Captain, the press knows the size of Titanic, let them marvel at her speed too. We must give them something new to print. And the maiden voyage of Titanic must make headlines!
so you've not lit the last four boilers then?	No, but we're making excellent time.
never let go.	I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.
i promise.	Never let go.
you must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise.	I promise.
i can't feel my body.	Rose, listen to me. Listen. Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me.
you're going to get out of this... you're going to go on and you're going to make babies and watch them grow and you're going to die an old lady, warm in your bed. not here. not this night. do you understand me?	I can't feel my body.
i'm so cold.	You're going to get out of this... you're going to go on and you're going to make babies and watch them grow and you're going to die an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not this night. Do you understand me?
no... don't say your good-byes, rose. don't you give up. don't do it.	I'm so cold.
it's getting quiet.	Just a few more minutes. It'll take them a while to get the boats organized...
it's so cold.	I know. I know. Help me, here. Look around.
look for something floating. some debris... wood... anything.	It's so cold.
you jump, i jump, right?	Right.
i'm not going without you.	Get in the boat, Rose.
will this work?	We'll find out.
i'll be right back.	I'll wait here.
you have to go for help.	I'll be right back.
so... how did you find out i didn't do it?	I didn't.  I just realized I already knew.
see if you can find a key for these. try those drawers. it's a little brass one.	So... how did you find out I didn't do it?
i know, i know.	See if you can find a key for these. Try those drawers. It's a little brass one.
that guy lovejoy put it in my pocket.	I know, I know.
don't you believe it, rose. don't!	He couldn't have.
this is horseshit.	Cal, you can't be serious! We're in the middle of an emergency and you --
come with me, jack. i jump, you jump... right?	Right.
now it's worse.	Come with me, Jack. I jump, you jump... Right?
we have to tell mother and cal.	Now it's worse.
it's bad.	We have to tell Mother and Cal.
could it have damaged the ship?	It didn't seem like much of a bump. I'm sure we're okay.
looks okay. i don't see anything.	Could it have damaged the ship?
this is crazy.	I know. It doesn't make any sense. That's why I trust it.
when this ship docks, i'm getting off with you.	This is crazy.
you're trembling.	It's okay. I'm alright.
are you nervous?	Au contraire, mon cher.
to the stars.	Are you nervous?
where to, miss?	To the stars.
he's an ex-pinkerton. cal's father hired him to keep cal out of trouble... to make sure he always got back to the hotel with his wallet and watch, after some crawl through the less reputable parts of town...	Kinda like we're doin' right now -- uh oh!
pretty tough for a valet, this fella.	He's an ex-Pinkerton. Cal's father hired him to keep Cal out of trouble... to make sure he always got back to the hotel with his wallet and watch, after some crawl through the less reputable parts of town...
i believe you are blushing, mr. big artiste. i can't imagine monsieur monet blushing.	He does landscapes.
what is it? a sapphire?	A diamond. A very rare diamond, called the Heart of the Ocean.
not as long as the cigars and brandy hold out.	What is it? A sapphire?
should i be expecting him anytime soon?	Not as long as the cigars and brandy hold out.
cal insist on lugging this thing everywhere.	Should I be expecting him anytime soon?
will this light do? don't artists need good light?	Zat is true, I am not used to working in such 'orreeble conditions.  Hey... Monet!
fabrizio said you might be up --	Sssshh. Come here.
you're right. only you can do that.	I have to get back, they'll miss me. Please, Jack, for both our sakes, leave me alone.
it's not up to you to save me, jack.	You're right. Only you can do that.
i don't think so. they've got you in a glass jar like some butterfly, and you're goin' to die if you don't break out. maybe not right away, 'cause you're strong. but sooner or later the fire in you is goin' to go out.	It's not up to you to save me, Jack.
you're making this very hard. i'll be fine. really.	I don't think so. They've got you in a glass jar like some butterfly, and you're goin' to die if you don't break out. Maybe not right away, 'cause you're strong. But sooner or later the fire in you is goin' to go out.
no wait. let me try to get this out. you're amazing... and i know i have nothing to offer you, rose. i know that. but i'm involved now. you jump, i jump, remember? i can't turn away without knowin' that you're goin' to be alright.	You're making this very hard. I'll be fine. Really.
jack, i --	No wait. Let me try to get this out. You're amazing... and I know I have nothing to offer you, Rose. I know that. But I'm involved now. You jump, I jump, remember? I can't turn away without knowin' that you're goin' to be alright.
rose, you're no picnic... you're a spoiled little brat even, but under that you're a strong, pure heart, and you're the most amazingly astounding girl i've ever known and --	Jack, I --
that was a long one. my father used to say that whenever you saw one, it was a soul going to heaven.	I like that. Aren't we supposed to wish on it?
i did, didn't i?  look! a shooting star.	That was a long one. My father used to say that whenever you saw one, it was a soul going to heaven.
uh huh. you got mailed to the wrong address.	I did, didn't I?  Look! A shooting star.
a mistake?	Uh huh. You got mailed to the wrong address.
you're not one of them. there's been a mistake.	A mistake?
i don't know the steps.	Just move with me. Don't think.
you're still my best girl, cora.	I don't know the steps.
may i cut in, miss?	You're still my best girl, Cora.
jack, must you go?	Time for my coach to turn back into a pumpkin.
i saw that in a nickelodeon once, and i always wanted to do it.	Cal, surely you remember Mr. Dawson.
i think i would.  and teach me to spit too. like a man. why should only men be able to spit. it's unfair.	They didn't teach you that in finishing school? Here, it's easy. Watch closely.
sure. if you like.	I think I would.  And teach me to spit too. Like a man. Why should only men be able to spit. It's unfair.
you mean one leg on each side? scandalous! can you show me?	Sure. If you like.
alright, we're going. we'll drink cheap beer and go on the rollercoaster until we throw up and we'll ride horses on the beach... right in the surf... but you have to ride like a cowboy, none of that side-saddle stuff.	You mean one leg on each side? Scandalous! Can you show me?
why can't i be like you jack? just head out for the horizon whenever i feel like it.  say we'll go there, sometime... to that pier... even if we only ever just talk about it.	Alright, we're going. We'll drink cheap beer and go on the rollercoaster until we throw up and we'll ride horses on the beach... right in the surf... but you have to ride like a cowboy, none of that side-saddle stuff.
yeah; it was great money... i could make a dollar a day, sometimes. but only in summer. when it got cold, i decided to go to paris and see what the real artists were doing.	Why can't I be like you Jack? Just head out for the horizon whenever I feel like it.  Say we'll go there, sometime... to that pier... even if we only ever just talk about it.
a whole ten cents?!	Yeah; it was great money... I could make a dollar a day, sometimes. But only in summer. When it got cold, I decided to go to Paris and see what the real artists were doing.
well, then logging got to be too much like work, so i went down to los angeles to the pier in santa monica. that's a swell place, they even have a rollercoaster. i sketched portraits there for ten cents a piece.	A whole ten cents?!
so then what, mr. wandering jack?	Well, then logging got to be too much like work, so I went down to Los Angeles to the pier in Santa Monica. That's a swell place, they even have a rollercoaster. I sketched portraits there for ten cents a piece.
i'm sorry. really... i am.	Well, alright. There's something in me, Jack. I feel it. I don't know what it is, whether I should be an artist, or, I don't know... a dancer. Like Isadora Duncan.... a wild pagan spirit...
listen, buster... i hate caviar! and i'm tired of people dismissing my dreams with a chuckle and a pat on the head.	I'm sorry. Really... I am.
you wouldn't last two days. there's no hot water, and hardly ever any caviar.	Listen, buster... I hate caviar! And I'm tired of people dismissing my dreams with a chuckle and a pat on the head.
you know, my dream has always been to just chuck it all and become an artist... living in a garret, poor but free!	You wouldn't last two days. There's no hot water, and hardly ever any caviar.
and...?	You wouldn'ta jumped.
i see you.	And...?
you have a gift, jack. you do. you see people.	I see you.
no, no! just with her hands.	You have a gift, Jack. You do. You see people.
i think you must have had a love affair with her...	No, no! Just with her hands.
she had beautiful hands.	I think you must have had a love affair with her...
you liked this woman. you used her several times.	She had beautiful hands.
yup. that's one of the great things about paris. lots of girls willing take their clothes off.	You liked this woman. You used her several times.
and these were drawn from life?	Yup. That's one of the great things about Paris. Lots of girls willing take their clothes off.
oh no! oh, i'm so sorry. truly!	Well, they didn't think too much of 'em in Paree.
well, they didn't think too much of 'em in paree.	Oh no! Oh, I'm so sorry. Truly!
jack, these are quite good! really, they are.	Well, they didn't think too much of 'em in Paree.
may i?	Jack, these are quite good! Really, they are.
just some sketches.	May I?
what's this?	Just some sketches.
well, i guess i will tonight.	What's this?
oh, jack... please don't judge me until you've seen my world.	Well, I guess I will tonight.
it is that simple.	Oh, Jack... please don't judge me until you've seen my world.
if only it were that simple.	It is that simple.
so don't marry him.	If only it were that simple.
yes, exactly!	So don't marry him.
so you feel like you're stuck on a train you can't get off 'cause you're marryin' this fella.	Yes, exactly!
is he your boyfriend?	Worse I'm afraid.
penguin? oh, cal! he is them.	Is he your boyfriend?
that penguin last night, is he one of them?	Penguin? Oh, Cal! He is them.
oh god, i am such an utter fool.	That penguin last night, is he one of them?
uh huh. they'll be sorry. 'course you'll be dead.	Oh God, I am such an utter fool.
i don't... it wasn't just one thing. it was everything. it was them, it was their whole world. and i was trapped in it, like an insect in amber.  i just had to get away... just run and run and run... and then i was at the back rail and there was no more ship... even the titanic wasn't big enough. not enough to get away from them. and before i'd really though about it, i was over the rail. i was so furious. i'll show them. they'll be sorry!	Uh huh. They'll be sorry. 'Course you'll be dead.
that's not what i was thinking. what i was thinking was... what could have happened to hurt this girl so much she though she had no way out.	I don't... it wasn't just one thing. It was everything. It was them, it was their whole world. And I was trapped in it, like an insect in amber.  I just had to get away... just run and run and run... and then I was at the back rail and there was no more ship... even the Titanic wasn't big enough. Not enough to get away from them. And before I'd really though about it, I was over the rail. I was so furious. I'll show them. They'll be sorry!
look, i know what you must be thinking! poor little rich girl. what does she know about misery?	That's not what I was thinking. What I was thinking was... what could have happened to hurt this girl so much she though she had no way out.
you're welcome. rose.	Look, I know what you must be thinking! Poor little rich girl. What does she know about misery?
here i am. i... i want to thank you for what you did. not just for... for pulling me back. but for your discretion.	You're welcome. Rose.
well, here you are.	Here I am. I... I want to thank you for what you did. Not just for... for pulling me back. But for your discretion.
jack... i feel like such an idiot. it took me all morning to get up the nerve to face you.	Well, here you are.
jack.	Jack... I feel like such an idiot. It took me all morning to get up the nerve to face you.
mr. dawson, i --	Jack.
that's quite a moniker. i may hafta get you to write that down.	Mr. Dawson, I --
rose. rose dewitt bukater.	That's quite a moniker. I may hafta get you to write that down.
so, you got a name by the way?	Rose. Rose DeWitt Bukater.
uh, yes. of course. after you.	So, you got a name by the way?
could i speak to you in private?	Uh, yes. Of course. After you.
hello again.	Could I speak to you in private?
help! help!!	I've got you. I won't let go.
pleased to meet you, mr. dawson.	HELP! HELP!!
i'm jack dawson.	Pleased to meet you, Mr. Dawson.
you're crazy.	That's what everybody says. But with all due respect, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship.
sorry. just... you look like kind of an indoor girl. anyway, i went through some thin ice and i'm tellin' ya, water that cold... like that right down there... it hits you like a thousand knives all over your body. you can't breath, you can't think... least not about anything but the pain.  which is why i'm not looking forward to jumping in after you. but like i said, i don't see a choice. i guess i'm kinda hoping you'll come back over the rail and get me off the hook here.	You're crazy.
i know what ice fishing is!	Sorry. Just... you look like kind of an indoor girl. Anyway, I went through some thin ice and I'm tellin' ya, water that cold... like that right down there... it hits you like a thousand knives all over your body. You can't breath, you can't think... least not about anything but the pain.  Which is why I'm not looking forward to jumping in after you. But like I said, I don't see a choice. I guess I'm kinda hoping you'll come back over the rail and get me off the hook here.
well they have some of the coldest winters around, and i grew up there, near chippewa falls. once when i was a kid me and my father were ice- fishing out on lake wissota... ice- fishing's where you chop a hole in the --	I know what ice fishing is!
no.	Well they have some of the coldest winters around, and I grew up there, near Chippewa Falls. Once when I was a kid me and my father were ice- fishing out on Lake Wissota... ice- fishing's where you chop a hole in the --
ever been to wisconsin?	No.
freezing. maybe a couple degrees over.	Ever been to Wisconsin?
how cold?	Freezing. Maybe a couple degrees over.
it would hurt. i'm not saying it wouldn't. to be honest i'm a lot more concerned about the water being so cold.	How cold?
the fall alone would kill you.	It would hurt. I'm not saying it wouldn't. To be honest I'm a lot more concerned about the water being so cold.
i can't. i'm involved now. if you let go i have to jump in after you.	Don't be absurd. You'll be killed.
you're distracting me. go away.	I can't. I'm involved now. If you let go I have to jump in after you.
you would have done it already. now come on, take my hand.	You're distracting me. Go away.
what do you mean no i won't? don't presume to tell me what i will and will not do. you don't know me.	You would have done it already. Now come on, take my hand.
no you won't.	What do you mean no I won't? Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do. You don't know me.
no! stay where you are. i mean it. i'll let go.	No you won't.
take my hand. i'll pull you back in.	No! Stay where you are. I mean it. I'll let go.
yes sir.	And wake me, of course, if anything becomes in the slightest degree doubtful.
mmmmm. well, i'm off. maintain speed and heading, mr. lightoller.	Yes sir.
it's make the bergs harder to see, with no breaking water at the base.	Mmmmm. Well, I'm off. Maintain speed and heading, Mr. Lightoller.
yes, like a mill pond. not a breath of wind.	It's make the bergs harder to see, with no breaking water at the base.
i don't think i've ever seen such a flat calm, in 24 years at sea.	Yes, like a mill pond. Not a breath of wind.
i'm sorry.	We were pissin' in the wind the whole time.
you think she was really there?	Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm a believer. She was there.
then we're all meeting your grandmother for the first time.	You think she was really there?
what past? she has never once, not once, ever said a word about being on the titanic until two days ago.	Then we're all meeting your grandmother for the first time.
maybe she wants to make peace with the past.	What past? She has never once, not once, ever said a word about being on the Titanic until two days ago.
wait! can you give us something go on, here. like who had access to the safe. what about this lovejoy guy? the valet. did he have the combination?	That's enough.
april 14, 1912.	If your grandma is who she says she is, she was wearing the diamond the day Titanic sank.  And that makes you my new best friend. I will happily compensate you for anything you can tell us that will lead to its recovery.
don't come any closer.	You had it the entire time?!
rose, tell us more about the diamond. what did hockley do with it after that?	I'm afraid I'm feeling a little tired, Mr. Lovett.
i can still feel its weight. if you could have felt it, not just seen it...	Well, that's the general idea, my dear.
just tell us what you can --	It's been 84 years... and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in.
it's been 84 years...	Just tell us what you can --
someone named hockley, i should imagine.	Nathan Hockley, right. Pittsburgh steel tycoon. For a diamond necklace his son Caledon Hockley bought in France for his fiancee... you... a week before he sailed on Titanic. And the claim was filed right after the sinking. So the diamond had to've gone down with the ship.  See the date?
i tracked it down through insurance records... and old claim that was settled under terms of absolute secrecy. do you know who the claiment was, rose?	Someone named Hockley, I should imagine.
louis the sixteenth wore a fabulous stone, called the blue diamond of the crown, which disappeared in 1792, about the time louis lost everything from the neck up. the theory goes that the crown diamond was chopped too... recut into a heart-like shape... and it became le coeur de la mer. the heart of the ocean. today it would be worth more than the hope diamond.	It was a dreadful, heavy thing.  I only wore it this once.
i should like to see my drawing.	Louis the Sixteenth wore a fabulous stone, called the Blue Diamond of the Crown, which disappeared in 1792, about the time Louis lost everything from the neck up. The theory goes that the crown diamond was chopped too... recut into a heart-like shape... and it became Le Coeur de la Mer. The Heart of the Ocean. Today it would be worth more than the Hope Diamond.
would you like anything?	I should like to see my drawing.
there, that's nice. i have to have my pictures when i travel. and freddy of course.  isn't that right, sweetie.	Would you like anything?
is your stateroom alright?	Yes. Very nice. Have you met my granddaughter, Lizzy? She takes care of me.
rose, get in the boat!	Goodbye, mother.
it's so unfair.	Of course it's unfair! We're women. Our choices are never easy.
do you want to se me working as a seamstress? is that what you want? do you want to see our fine things sold at an auction, our memories scattered to the winds? my god, rose, how can you be so selfish?	It's so unfair.
how can you put this on my shoulders?	Do you want to se me working as a seamstress? Is that what you want? Do you want to see our fine things sold at an auction, our memories scattered to the winds? My God, Rose, how can you be so selfish?
i don't understand you. it is a fine match with hockley, and it will insure our survival.	How can you put this on my shoulders?
your father left us nothing but a legacy of bad debts hidden by a good name. and that name is the only card we have to play.	I don't understand you. It is a fine match with Hockley, and it will insure our survival.
of course i know it's gone. you remind me every day!	Your father left us nothing but a legacy of bad debts hidden by a good name. And that name is the only card we have to play.
rose, this is not a game! our situation is precarious. you know the money's gone!	Of course I know it's gone. You remind me every day!
mother, may i introduce jack dawson.	Charmed, I'm sure.
my god, rose, what's gotten into --	Excuse me.
baloney!	No, darling, lip rouge--all over your mouth.
i like touching you--poison ivy.  you'd just been kissing that girl when i came in, hadn't you?	Baloney!
will you leave me alone?	I like touching you--poison ivy.  You'd just been kissing that girl when I came in, hadn't you?
and when you do i'll convey your respects by wireless to herbert.  take it easy, lee--no other woman'll ever get you. at least i'm honest when i tell you there must be something pretty low down in me--because i like you.  you're such a swine!	Will you leave me alone?
--and i can tell you where to get off.	And when you do I'll convey your respects by wireless to Herbert.  Take it easy, Lee--no other woman'll ever get you. At least I'm honest when I tell you there must be something pretty low down in me--because I like you.  You're such a swine!
oh--a hundred times--	--and I can tell you where to get off.
i didn't ask you to come away with me--	Oh--a hundred times--
just make it as difficult as possible for you to see her.	I didn't ask you to come away with me--
you mind your own business! she's an old friend of mine and i like her--what're you going to do about it?	Just make it as difficult as possible for you to see her.
did you muss up her hair by accident, too?	You mind your own business! She's an old friend of mine and I like her--what're you going to do about it?
don't talk such bunk! she's one of the acts on the ship. i just ran into her by accident.	Did you muss up her hair by accident, too?
don't look so uncomfortable, lee--it interferes with your good looks. give me a cigarette.  what did you do--persuade her to come on this voyage with you?	Don't talk such bunk! She's one of the acts on the ship. I just ran into her by accident.
i can explain--	Sure! You're never at a loss for words.
so that's your little dancer that you were playing around with in new york.  oh--there's no accounting for tastes--  mine, too, seem to be in the gutter.	I can explain--
i'll join you later.	And <U>do</U> bring Miss Marsh--  --when she's had time to tidy up a bit.
well--shall we go into dinner?	I'll join you later.
yes--i met miss marsh. in fact, she always seems to be turning up in the most unusual circumstances.  what's the matter, miss marsh--aren't you feeling well?	Well--shall we go into dinner?
this is miss marsh.	Yes--I met Miss Marsh. In fact, she always seems to be turning up in the most unusual circumstances.  What's the matter, Miss Marsh--aren't you feeling well?
hope we're not intruding.	This is Miss Marsh.
but, anya, dear! unless you play we won't have a fourth.	I'm sorry, but you three men can play poker or something.  Shall I see you tomorrow?
don't be crazy--i'm tickled to death to see you.	That's fine--because you're going to see a lot of me ... for the rest of your life.
here's to europe!  couldn't try to look a little less glum, could you?	Don't be crazy--I'm tickled to death to see you.
i never want to go back....	Here's to Europe!  Couldn't try to look a little less glum, could you?
sure!	I never want to go back....
when i found out you were going i just had an attack of nerves--a few tears--and herbert was on his way downtown to get my passport ... so who cares ... i'm here with you ... and that's all that matters to me.	Sure!
how'd you ever get away with it?	When I found out you were going I just had an attack of nerves--a few tears--and Herbert was on his way downtown to get my passport ... so who cares ... I'm here with you ... and that's all that matters to me.
you're a charming liar. you <u>know</u>, herbert's too dull to be suspicious about anything--even when i suddenly decided to come to europe at a few hours' notice--	How'd you ever get away with it?
i had an idea your husband was getting suspicious.	You're a charming liar. You <U>know</U>, Herbert's too dull to be suspicious about anything--even when I suddenly decided to come to Europe at a few hours' notice--
it would be a nice change from you.	I had an idea your husband was getting suspicious.
do you want the truth, anya?	It would be a nice change from you.
then why the sudden exit without even telling me?	Do you want the truth, Anya?
i wasn't running out on you. when i got over there-- made my plans--i'd have sent for you.	Then why the sudden exit without even telling me?
any woman's crazy to feel about a man the way i do about you.	I wasn't running out on you. When I got over there-- made my plans--I'd have sent for you.
anya, i think you're crazy.	Any woman's crazy to feel about a man the way I do about you.
anya!	Don't you hate people that surprise you? ... I do.  We can't stand here.
no--i'm furious!--nobody seems to do anything about it--	Why worry? It was insured--how about that swimming lesson I promised you?
isn't she lovely?	Yes--and <U>very</U> popular--
we'll save you a place at our table.	Thanks.
will you please excuse me? i'll be right back.	We'll save you a place at our table.
i hope so.	That's a date.
good afternoon--	Glad to see you again.
thanks. i'll be there. about seven-thirty?	Sooner--if you like.  See you again, I hope.
feeling a little better, i see.	Yes, yes--the air--  --I'm getting plenty of air.  Miss Marsh--Mrs. Rosson.
i can think of nothing nicer. it's very kind of you to invite me--	I'm just commencing to enjoy this trip.
i don't understand.	I think you do.
you were indiscreet enough to leave your gloves in my apartment one evening--  --and he was gentleman enough to boast <u>why</u> you'd been there and show me a snapshot of you.	I don't understand.
sorry i can't return the compliment.	You were indiscreet enough to leave your gloves in my apartment one evening--  --and he was gentleman enough to boast <U>why</U> you'd been there and show me a snapshot of you.
you're anya rosson, aren't you? i've heard of you back in new york.	Sorry I can't return the compliment.
how do you do. would you care to finish the game? i have a slight earache.  --and it's so noisy up here.	Thanks, no. I despise any form of exercise.  Don't forget we have an engagement for cocktails and cards.
no-o!	Where's Lother?
no!--did <u>you</u> take that bracelet?	No-o!
did you find it?	No!--Did <U>you</U> take that bracelet?
you're lucky--out my way, in montana, there's nothing else to do--	I'm going down to my cabin. I have to send a wireless-- see you later.
will you pardon me?	<U>Gladly</U>.
you'll excuse me.	Well, it'll have to be poker--but I'm so unlucky in that game.
--that's what we call double-a grade lumber, ma'am; you don't find a knot in a thousand feet.	Isn't that interesting?
montana?	Lumber, ma'am--spent all my life out there piling up a bank balance--  --and now gosh darn it--"Honest Jack"--that's what they call me--is goin' to see the world.
a rare pleasure to meet you, ma'am! where i come from --out in montana--we have some pretty women, but i guess if you walked down main street they'd turn out the fire brigade.	Montana?
guess again, copper.	Get moving--
is that why you killed lee lother?	Guess again, copper.
stick-up. needed dough to get ashore.	Is that why you killed Lee Lother?
what did you want a gun for?	Stick-up. Needed dough to get ashore.
lifted it out of a guy's cabin last night.	What did you want a gun for?
where'd you get it?	Lifted it out of a guy's cabin last night.
and i'll lay odds you got that bracelet.	I'll lay odds you get a pair of 'em--Why, a high-school kid could take you saps--and another thing--Lay off Sally Marsh.  --"Honest Jack"! One look at your mug and the whole world buttons up its pockets.
oh, no--i played with <u>your</u> cards--in <u>your</u> cabin--at <u>your</u> suggestion--if you've got a kick coming, make it to the purser.	I'm making it to you. If I don't get it by tonight--you'll find it a <U>rough</U> voyage.
in that case--you owe us exactly sixteen hundred dollars.	Oh, no--I played with <U>your</U> cards--in <U>your</U> cabin--at <U>your</U> suggestion--If you've got a kick coming, make it to the Purser.
no gentleman would do that.	I agree with you--no gentleman, would--But I would--  --especially when my opponents have taken the precaution of marking the cards.
could i see you a minute?	Sure!  Excuse me.
how about a little game later?	Fine--I'll be glad to.
you're coming back--	That depends on how mother's feeling. You'll excuse me, gentlemen?
aces full.	And me coming in with two pair--
i should pass, but i'll trail along--i'll take three.	I'll bet a couple of hundred.
well, i'm off to a pretty good start.	If I ever won a pot that large the boat would sink.
we haven't any chips, mr. brett--do you mind playing with cash?	Not at all.
hmm! so am i. if you'll excuse me i have some important unfinished business. i'll see you all later.	We'll be expecting you.
well, i'll be--!!!	What's the matter?
jimmy!	Well, I'll be--!!!
i'm going to return the bracelet right now and face the consequences.	Jimmy!
seven-fifty. positively my last offer.	I'll be waiting on deck.
make it five.	Seven-fifty. Positively my last offer.
i'll change and be with you in ten minutes.	Make it five.
i'm beginning to think you're a pretty swell guy.	Come on--let's take a swim.
you can't lose me, sally--i'm no lily myself!	I'm beginning to think you're a pretty swell guy.
he's a con man--crooked as a tree--and i was part of the racket--helped him!  now--if you have an appointment elsewhere--i'll excuse you!	You can't lose me, Sally--I'm no lily myself!
you can live that down, can't you?	He's a con man--crooked as a tree--and I was part of the racket--helped him!  Now--if you have an appointment elsewhere--I'll excuse you!
too much--remember--i warned you about me--  i used to be lee lother's girl--	You can live that down, can't you?
what do you know about them?	Too much--Remember--I warned you about me--  I used to be Lee Lother's girl--
that was the come-on--promise me you won't play with them again--	What do you know about them?
lose?--i won a little--	That was the come-on--promise me you won't play with them again--
oh, you infant! how much did you lose?	Lose?--I won a little--
a mr. summers and a man called lother.	Oh, you infant! How much did you lose?
who with?	A Mr. Summers and a man called Lother.
just met her on the boat--supposed to play bridge with her yesterday--but she wouldn't--so we played poker instead.	Who with?
how well do you know her?	Just met her on the boat--supposed to play bridge with her yesterday--but she wouldn't--so we played poker instead.
yes--i remember--	How well do you know her?
oh, that's mrs. rosson--remember, you met her yesterday?	Yes--I remember--
i could see you were pining away--	Oh, that's Mrs. Rosson--remember, you met her yesterday?
good night, mrs. brett!	Good night, idiot!
i'll give you plenty of rings as soon as i get the stones set--what do you think?	I think we ought to walk.
you're a little ahead of yourself--the usual routine would be for you to propose, and if i accept, then you'd give me an engagement ring--	I'll give you plenty of rings as soon as I get the stones set--what do you think?
you didn't?--i guess i forgot to tell you--	You're a little ahead of yourself--the usual routine would be for you to propose, and if I accept, then you'd give me an engagement ring--
i didn't <u>know</u> we were <u>going</u> to be married.	You didn't?--I guess I forgot to tell you--
i think we'll live in europe after we're married?	I didn't <U>know</U> we were <U>going</U> to be married.
what?--	I think we'll live in Europe after we're married?
yes--you know what i've been thinking, sally?--	What?--
what, again?	Yes--you know what I've been thinking, Sally?--
lonesome?	We'll let it go at that--
this time i'm really glad you showed up.	Lonesome?
yes--is it all right if i come like this?	This time I'm really glad you showed up.
would you like to take a turn around the deck with me?	Yes--is it all right if I come like this?
don't let's talk about it.	You said it! How about a little action?
you mean that?	Don't let's talk about it.
let's forget it--can't you see i kind of like you, too ... and i don't want to get involved.	You mean that?
sally--!	Let's forget it--can't you see I kind of like you, too ... and I don't want to get involved.
--i know what i'm talking about. i'm no high-school girl looking through a window--reaching for the moon.  guess i'll be going.	Sally--!
but--	--I know what I'm talking about. I'm no high-school girl looking through a window--reaching for the moon.  Guess I'll be going.
will you take some advice?  if you're looking for romance--count me out--  --if you know what's good for you.	But--
for once i'm dead on the level--  --crazy about you!	Will you take some advice?  If you're looking for romance--count me out--  --if you know what's good for you.
don't kid me. i'm in no mood for it.	For once I'm dead on the level--  --crazy about you!
i can't blame the ocean--it's you.	You don't know anything about me. If you did, you probably wouldn't be here.
that's funny--so was i.  guess the ocean makes one sentimental	I can't blame the ocean--it's you.
a lot of things i'd like to forget.	That's funny--so was I.  Guess the ocean makes one sentimental
what are you thinking?	A lot of things I'd like to forget.
decent?  i guess any guy could be decent--if you were interested.	What are you thinking?
mighty decent of you, pal.	Decent?  I guess any guy could be decent--if you were interested.
anything i can do?  i'd jump overboard if it'd help you.	Mighty decent of you, pal.
thanks.	Anything I can do?  I'd jump overboard if it'd help you.
sorry.	Thanks.
a little.	Sorry.
you're forgiven if you don't make dates with anybody except me for the rest of the voyage.	I must say you're persistent--  --it's kind of flattering.
i'm sorry i'm late, but something happened.	You're forgiven if you don't make dates with anybody except me for the rest of the voyage.
see you at seven-thirty in the lounge.	I'll be there--Good-by.
fatal fascination of james brett wins out.	Wrong again--  But I dislike possessive women.
okay.	Fatal fascination of James Brett wins out.
sooner it you like.	Okay.
at seven-thirty?	Sooner it you like.
when?	At seven-thirty?
but i'll have cocktails with you.	When?
don't rub it in.	But I'll have cocktails with you.
well, i can't.	Don't rub it in.
yes?	Well, I can't.
you asked me to dine with you tonight.	Yes?
don't be a c-a-t.	You asked me to dine with you tonight.
very--your mother?	Don't be a c-a-t.
isn't she attractive?	Very--your mother?
a little boy that has escaped from his nurse and--	--you want to adopt him!--Good for you!
tell me.	A little boy that has escaped from his nurse and--
what a horrible death! do you know what you remind me of?	Tell me.
i want you to get used to my voice--you're going to hear it a lot.	What a horrible death! Do you know what you remind me of?
nothing to speak of. what is this--third degree?	I want you to get used to my voice--you're going to hear it a lot.
married?	Nothing to speak of. What is this--third degree?
keep your eyes on the ball, mister.	Married?
you know, you're not a <u>bad</u>-looking girl. in fact--i think you're lovely.	Keep your eyes on the ball, Mister.
even cupid's becoming modern, using medicine balls instead of darts.	You know, you're not a <U>bad</U>-looking girl. In fact--I think you're lovely.
you <u>are</u> a lunatic!	Even Cupid's becoming modern, using medicine balls instead of darts.
don't stop, nurse--i think i'm going to faint.	You <U>are</U> a lunatic!
brett is the name.	Mr Denby and Mr. McKinney.
this is mr.--er--	Brett is the name.
never eat before the show.	Well--breakfast?  Lunch?
aw--give a feller a break. my cards are on the table-- i want to know you. how about dining with me tonight?	Never eat before the show.
you work too fast for me, young man.	Aw--give a feller a break. My cards are on the table-- I want to know you. How about dining with me tonight?
oh, yes, i am, because <u>afterwards</u>--up here in the moonlight.	You work too fast for me, young man.
you're not very ambitious, are you?	Oh, yes, I am, because <U>afterwards</U>--up here in the moonlight.
this is great. i'll be able to watch your act every night.	You're not very ambitious, are you?
--sorry--got an appointment to play shuffle-board.	Have we?--Well, I'd just as soon play shuffle-board.
there's soft music--	--sorry--got an appointment to play shuffle-board.
good-by!	There's soft music--
wait a minute!--they're dancing in the palm court--	Good-by!
good-by.	Wait a minute!--They're dancing in the palm court--
how about giving me another coat?	Good-by.
so you washed it off!	How about giving me another coat?
don't thank me. do you recognize me without the lipstick?	So you washed it off!
oh--hello!  i got the flowers. that was sweet of you--thank you.	Don't thank me. Do you recognize me without the lipstick?
where have you been hiding?	Oh--hello!  I got the flowers. That was sweet of you--thank you.
--you'll have all the boys tipping their hats to you--  --let me wipe it off.	No! Don't touch it! I want the <U>world</U> to see my <U>shame</U>.
i could stand some more--	--You'll have all the boys tipping their hats to you--  --let me wipe it off.
you've got lipstick all over you.	I could stand some more--
very much--	You've got lipstick all over you.
like her paint job?	Very much--
yes--	Like her paint job?
nice lines--	Yes--
i'll say she is!	Nice lines--
she looks like a lot of other boats. i grant you she's beautiful.	I'll say she is!
i wouldn't miss this boat for a million.	She looks like a lot of other boats. I grant you she's beautiful.
yes--are you?	I wouldn't miss this boat for a million.
i'd <u>like</u> to be.  sailing on the <u>progress?</u>	Yes--are you?
i thought you were one of my friends.	I'd <U>like</U> to be.  Sailing on the <U>Progress?</U>
want to take it back?	I thought you were one of my friends.
i'm so sorry!	Want to take it back?
on the drunk.	Get it!
where did you hide it?	On the drunk.
why--i--er thought with all this heat turned on i'd hide it.	Where did you hide it?
listen, runt--quick! where's the ice?	Why--I--er thought with all this heat turned on I'd hide it.
hello, jimmy. what's up?	Listen, Runt--Quick! Where's the ice?
say--wait a minute!	See you later, Shortie--I'm off to the pool.
sure! mckinney will never suspect you--	Say--wait a minute!
<u>me</u>!	Sure! McKinney will never suspect you--
you keep it--	<U>Me</U>!
partners, ain't we?	Sure--and to show you I'm a regular fella--  Here's that twenty-five hundred.
about sixteen hundred.	Partners, ain't we?
your mother is feeling seasick and would like to see you right away.	Oh, is she? What a shame!  You'll pardon me?
what is it?	Your mother is feeling seasick and would like to see you right away.
sorry to interrupt you, mr brett, but i have a message for you.	What is it?
thank you, sir.	I'll take one.
thank you.  i owe you a dollar forty--here--keep the change.	Thank you, sir.
here's your twenty-five hundred, mr. brett.	Thank you.  I owe you a dollar forty--here--keep the change.
have the purser give you twenty-five hundred dollars for this check--and bring the cash here.	Yes, Mr. Brett--right away.
well, if that's the case, you're sure of winning the first couple of hands--but what about after that?	That's where you come in. Now, listen, Shortie--
they won't squawk--they're professionals.	Well, if that's the case, you're sure of winning the first couple of hands--But what about after that?
you take some awful chances.	Well, I had to get some dough to play with those suckers. Here, get this changed.
here--drop it where they'll find it and return it to him. he's not a bad egg. i'll ship him back the fifty before we arrive.	You take some awful chances.
you know where that sense of humor's goin' to get you one of these days--	Here--drop it where they'll find it and return it to him. He's not a bad egg. I'll ship him back the fifty before we arrive.
i fell in his arms--couldn't resist it.	You know where that sense of humor's goin' to get you one of these days--
are you screwy?	I fell in his arms--Couldn't resist it.
inspector mckinney.	Are you screwy?
right!--but it doesn't have to apply to you--keep your eyes open for anybody wearing a lot of cracked ice and give me the office.	Now you're talkin'!
pleasure first if it don't interfere with business.	Right!--but it doesn't have to apply to you--Keep your eyes open for anybody wearing a lot of cracked ice and give me the office.
shortie!--you know my motto?	Pleasure first if it don't interfere with business.
change?	A dollar forty--out of the two dollars I gave you.
my change.	Change?
no, sir?	My change.
just a minute, steward--haven't you forgotten something?	No, sir?
maybe she's in the show--one of the troupers--did you ever think of that?	Why <U>didn't</U> I think of that?--I am going to scout around and see if I can find her.
she was wearing a white dress with a cute, black hat-- and carrying a bag with s. m. on it.  funny--her name's not on the passenger list.	Maybe she's in the show--One of the troupers--did you ever think of that?
this is a business trip!	She was wearing a white dress with a cute, black hat-- and carrying a bag with S. M. on it.  Funny--her name's not on the passenger list.
a thousand? she's one in a million--right off the top of the rosebush!	This is a business trip!
--there's thousands of 'em!	A thousand? She's one in a million--right off the top of the rosebush!
oh, shortie!--  --there's a girl on this ship--	--there's thousands of 'em!
don't let money spoil a beautiful friendship. look at these here telegrams to be delivered! this ain't a job-- it's a marathon.	Oh, Shortie!--  --there's a girl on this ship--
is that a nice way to talk to a pal?	Don't let money spoil a beautiful friendship. Look at these here telegrams to be delivered! This ain't a job-- it's a marathon.
until then--the dollar forty stays with me.	Is that a nice way to talk to a pal?
come on--  i'll promote a card game, and we'll be sitting pretty.	Until then--the dollar forty stays with me.
not a chance.	Come on--  I'll promote a card game, and we'll be sitting pretty.
i'll need it--gave my last buck to the bedroom steward.	Not a chance.
a dollar forty.	I'll need it--gave my last buck to the bedroom steward.
how're the tips?	A dollar forty.
yeah--but high livin's made me soft.	How're the tips?
stop squawking! you were doing this job on a ship four years ago when i first picked you up, weren't you?	Yeah--but high livin's made me soft.
yer lucky i'm here at all. i tell you, jimmy--my feet'll never hold out.	Stop squawking! You were doing this job on a ship four years ago when I first picked you up, weren't you?
you don't think--?	Looks like he's taking a trip--see the baggage? The only time they ever picked me up, McKinney walked through the room while they were grilling--let's see how good his memory is.
you're a wise guy--gimme back--	Shortie, look!
quick, let me have that money. i'm broke and i'll need it for tips.	Oh, no--You're not gonna give my hard-earned money away.
he's a colored man in chauffeur's uniform carrying a basket of fruit.	I'll watch for him, sir.
yes, sir!--i will, sir--certainly, sir!	He's a colored man in chauffeur's uniform carrying a basket of fruit.
nix, the law!	Yes, sir!--I will, sir--Certainly, sir!
i'll give you half of it.  here's seventy cents.	Nix, the law!
no, you're not. give me that dollar seventy.	I'll give you half of it.  Here's seventy cents.
a dollar seventy and i'm gonna keep it!	No, you're not. Give me that dollar seventy.
it'll never hurt you---got any money?	A dollar seventy and I'm gonna keep it!
oh, i'm not squawkin', but i'm not used to working and it's a bad habit to get into.	It'll never hurt you---Got any money?
no bank roll there, boy.  lucky i could get you signed on--they picked up that pittsburgh jeweler--made him talk. the heat's on, shortie--and those atlantic breezes are going to be mighty welcome.	Oh, I'm not squawkin', but I'm not used to working and it's a bad habit to get into.
we coulda got two third-class!	No bank roll there, boy.  Lucky I could get you signed on--they picked up that Pittsburgh jeweler--made him talk. The heat's on, Shortie--and those Atlantic breezes are going to be mighty welcome.
we didn't have enough dough for two tickets, did we?	We coulda got two third-class!
if i was smart i wouldn't be working my way over on this ship.	We didn't have enough dough for two tickets, did we?
i thought you were a smart guy.	If I was smart I wouldn't be working my way over on this ship.
oh, putting on the swell, eh?	I thought you were a smart guy.
don't you know better than to talk to me with people around?	Oh, putting on the swell, eh?
not here--follow me around the shed.	Don't you know better than to talk to me with people around?
that goes two ways.	Make it three, boys--I'll play this hand pat.
i thought you were a sucker--	Think again--
why, you wouldn't quit when you're ahead, would you?	Why isn't that a good time to quit?
well, to tell you the truth, gentlemen, i've sworn off playing poker.	Why, you wouldn't quit when you're ahead, would you?
how's your mother feeling?	Much better--thank you--
it's your deal.	It's a pleasure.
three jacks.	That beats two Pairs. I'm glad <U>I</U> didn't win the first pot. Take the money, Mr. Brett.
don't worry about that.  we'll settle after the hand. out in montana where i come from a man's word is all that's necessary. what have you got?	Three Jacks.
i'll bet a couple of hundred--  i wonder what's keeping that boy.	Don't worry about that.  We'll settle after the hand. Out in Montana where I come from a man's word is all that's necessary. What have you got?
come in!	Hope I didn't keep you waiting.
here's your fifty.	Thanks. That makes us square.
mmmmmmmmmhm....  now, jimmy, what were you doing in that corridor before the shots were fired?	Why, I--
don't get yourself all worked up--	You keep out of this--  You admit you thought of killing him--how were you going to do it?
thought you might need me--don't talk, kid, and don't let him scare you--	Don't be too smart, Jimmy--you're out in the rough yourself. You had an argument with Lother a couple of hours before he was killed--but I'll deal with that later--
nice girl, that--  i'd hate to see <u>her</u> get a raw deal.  you know, the great trouble with crooks is they're <u>too</u> smart. now if i'd taken that bracelet, i'd find some way to slip it back--i'd know i could never get ashore with it.	Anybody that's taken the trouble to get it would be a mug to put it back.
wouldn't bet against her.  tell you what i will do--bet you i find that bracelet before we hit france.  not a hundred, though--just fifty.	It's a bet--come on, Sally!
coming to the pool for a swim?	Nooooo!--going to catch up on my reading.  I'll take this one.
hello, young fellow!	Coming to the pool for a swim?
hey!--you're tickling me.	Then we run our hands down a man's arms and legs-- like this--in case they got what you're looking for attached to a string.  See what I mean, Purser?
this has nothing to do with me--  but always remember, purser, when you're searching anybody, take the lining of their coat, like this--  --run your fingers all along these seams.... then-- back of the collar--<u>here</u>--that used to be a favorite trick--and never forget to put your finger down inside of the shoe--like this.	Hey!--you're tickling me.
how about trying your fine italian hand?	This has nothing to do with me--  But always remember, Purser, when you're searching anybody, take the lining of their coat, like this--  --run your fingers all along these seams.... Then-- back of the collar--<U>here</U>--that used to be a favorite trick--and never forget to put your finger down inside of the shoe--like this.
it's easy to see the purser hasn't had much practice.	How about trying your fine Italian hand?
i'll go with you.	Swell!
sure, i'll go.	I'll go with you.
well, someone else besides myself may have seen you in the vicinity of mrs. rosson's cabin this evening--even the stewards in that corridor insisted on being searched. get me?	Sure, I'll go.
why?	Well, someone else besides myself may have seen you in the vicinity of Mrs. Rosson's cabin this evening--even the stewards in that corridor insisted on being searched. Get me?
you know what i'd do, if i were you--before the card game i'd go to the purser's office.	Why?
no, thanks. i've promised to play cards.	You know what I'd do, if I were you--before the card game I'd go to the Purser's office.
how about you?	No, thanks. I've promised to play cards.
thought you were going to turn in, inspector.	Nervous. Couldn't sleep. Feel like a nightcap?
no, thanks--i'll take a walk around the deck and then turn in--	Good night!
i wouldn't worry about it--it'll turn up--  how about a nightcap, inspector?	No, thanks--I'll take a walk around the deck and then turn in--
if he lets you down i'll try my hand at sleuthing--  bet i could find that bracelet--	I wouldn't be surprised--
sorry--but i'm on a vacation--	If he lets you down I'll try my hand at sleuthing--  Bet I could find that bracelet--
it'll be very interesting to see how you go about solving this, inspector--	Sorry--but I'm on a vacation--
some of the smartest robberies have taken place aboard ships--	It'll be very interesting to see how you go about solving this, Inspector--
this is exciting--but if it's been stolen they can't get away with it on a ship--	Some of the smartest robberies have taken place aboard ships--
care to join us?	No, thanks--I never gambled in my life.
i'm going to the show--	I'll go with you--
yours, too. are you the mckinney, the dentist on calumet avenue in chicago?	No--not quite.
before that. your face is very familiar.	Yours, too. Are you the McKinney, the dentist on Calumet Avenue in Chicago?
oh, yes. on the pier.	Before that. Your face is very familiar.
i think i've met you before, mr. brett.	Oh, yes. On the pier.
what's that?	If you hadn't agreed--I was going to throw you overboard--
o.k., kid--  i'm only sorry for one thing.	What's that?
very clear. that's one favor i'll be glad to do you.	O.K., kid--  I'm only sorry for one thing.
yes--but don't ask me why--because i could never tell you. i don't know what most guys want out of life--but <u>that</u> would be enough for me--i wouldn't care about-- easy money--or--showing off my smart brains--i'd just like to live <u>my</u> life so nothing i did would bounce back and ruin <u>hers</u>--do i make myself clear?	Very clear. That's one favor I'll be glad to do you.
she did?	Yes--but don't ask me why--because I could never tell you. I don't know what most guys want out of life--but <U>that</U> would be enough for me--I wouldn't care about-- easy money--or--showing off my smart brains--I'd just like to live <U>my</U> life so nothing I did would bounce back and ruin <U>hers</U>--Do I make myself clear?
i won't--i'll ask for one right now.  sally tells me she's in love with you.	She did?
i should say not.	Good!  At last you're making yourself useful. So long!
i don't know what it is, but i won't use it.  is she entertaining you?	I should say not.
she was to meet me here--why don't you wait? she ought to be here any minute.	I would--but our rehearsal starts right away.  Before I go I want to ask you a little favor. Sally is an important part of my show. Some day--not now--when you get a chance--let her come to just one rehearsal. I'll appreciate it.
no--i'm looking for miss marsh myself. i thought you might know where she is--	She was to meet me here--why don't you wait? She ought to be here any minute.
oh, denby--have you seen sally around?	No--I'm looking for Miss Marsh myself. I thought you might know where she is--
wait a minute--let's match for it.	Never mind--I'll pay for it now. It'll save time.
that's all right. i'll attend to this.	Wait a minute--let's match for it.
i'm o.k. it didn't hurt much.	I'm sorry to hear that.
that's too bad.	I'm O.K. It didn't hurt much.
tell you what i'll do.  i'll toss you for her--heads she plays with me.	O.K. Heads you win.
no--i'll take sally and give you the best of it.	Tell you what I'll do.  I'll toss you for her--heads she plays with me.
their faces are familiar--but not to each other.	Now that that's settled, why not make the game a foursome?
well, there's no use in sending it.  see that--i saved you seven twenty!	Well. I'd rather see <U>you</U> get it than the company.
sure.	Well, there's no use in sending it.  See that--I saved you seven twenty!
just a minute--your wife knows her own name, doesn't she?	Sure.
o.k.! send that!	Just a minute--Your wife knows her own name, doesn't she?
that's great! there's the address and message all in one word.	O.K.! Send that!
june? that's my wife's name.	That's great! There's the address and message all in one word.
fine! instead of saying "next month"--we'll use one word and say "june."	June? That's my wife's name.
next month is june.	Fine! Instead of saying "next month"--we'll use one word and say "June."
wait a minute--what <u>is</u> next month?	Next month is June.
send that.	Wait a minute--What <U>is</U> next month?
now we get it down to two words--"next month."	Send that.
cut it out.	Now we get it down to two words--"next month."
sure.	Cut it out.
your wife knows that, don't she?	Sure.
back is in new york.	Your wife knows that, don't she?
just a minute--i don't think we need the word "back" --where <u>is</u> "back"?	Back is in New York.
right. here's eighty cents. send it.	Just a minute--I don't think we need the word "Back" --Where <U>is</U> "Back"?
wait a minute--i think i can cut something else out.  "back in four weeks." instead of "in four weeks"--say "next month"--that saves another word.	Right. Here's eighty cents. Send it.
that's right. i owe you a dollar sixty.	Wait a minute--I think I can cut something else out.  "Back in four weeks." Instead of "in four weeks"--say "next month"--That saves another word.
"will--be--back--in--four--weeks." you don't need the "will be." just say "back in four weeks."	That's right. I owe you a dollar sixty.
how?	"Will--be--back--in--four--weeks." You don't need the "will be." Just say "Back in four weeks."
wait a minute--i think i can cut out a couple o' more words.	How?
that's right--here's the eighty cents for you. i'd rather see you get it than the company--send it right off.	Wait a minute--I think I can cut out a couple o' more words.
"will be back in four weeks"--  --that saves you eighty cents right there!	That's right--here's the eighty cents for you. I'd rather see you get it than the company--send it right off.
then you don't have to tell her--cut out new york.	"Will be back in four weeks"--  --that saves you eighty cents right there!
sure.	Then you don't have to tell her--cut out New York.
your wife knows that, don't she?	Sure.
in new york.	Your wife knows that, don't she?
where do you live?	In New York.
how?	Where do you live?
eighty cents a word--three--six--nine words. that'll be seven twenty, but it's too much--i'll show you how to save some money.	How?
here you are, sir.	What'll I say?
i was never stiffer in my life.	All right, folks, get on your mark. When you hear the pistol shot--
well, you got the first down--there's one more to go. come on, we're ready to start right now. come on. just keep stiff.	I was never stiffer in my life.
who won?	Well, you got the first down--there's one more to go. Come on, we're ready to start right now. Come on. Just keep stiff.
come on, get up.  that horse is carrying too much of a load.	Who won?
tell her you're on your way to france and will be back in four weeks.	That's fine.
hey, boy--give this man a cablegram blank.  where is your wife?	She's in New York.
that's news to me. i'd better cable my wife.	Hey, boy--give this man a cablegram blank.  Where is your wife?
this is a fine time to be asking that. you're on your way to france.	That's news to me. I'd better cable my wife.
not yet.  say, where is this boat headed for?	This is a fine time to be asking that. You're on your way to France.
well, did you find me?	Not yet.  Say, where is this boat headed for?
oh, was that me you put to bed? thanks. i've been looking all over for you.	Well, did you find me?
i thought i put you to bed.	Oh, was that me you put to bed? Thanks. I've been looking all over for you.
hello, denby!	I thought I put you to bed.
i can see where i won't talk much to you.	<U>Nuts</U> to you too!
yes--me--in person!	So what?
not the <u>real</u> chad denby?--	Yes--Me--in person!
that's me!	Not the <U>real</U> Chad Denby?--
knots!	I can see you're no gentleman--
what?	Knots!
no. <u>knots</u>!	What?
pretty good--thirty <u>miles</u> an hour--	No. <U>Knots</U>!
oh,--we're doing about thirty--	Pretty good--thirty <U>miles</U> an hour--
i'll say--how fast is this boat going?	Oh,--we're doing about thirty--
let me see now--don't tell me--  you're dumber than me and i'm dumber than you. i don't get it.	Never mind.
not now, toots--which is the right way to say this? you're dumber than me--or--you're dumber than i?	Let me see now--Don't tell me--  You're dumber than me and I'm dumber than you. I don't get it.
that's right--you're the one i was looking for.  you'll excuse me.   how about you and i being alone?	Not now, Toots--Which is the right way to say this? You're dumber than me--or--you're dumber than I?
oh, there you are--	That's right--you're the one I was looking for.  You'll excuse me.   How about you and I being alone?
he's funny--maybe you can use him in the show, mr. denby.	<U>Denby!</U>--Are you Chad Denby?
is this your gun?	Yes!
yes--but i didn't give it to him--	Is this your gun?
he asked for a loan of it, didn't he?	Yes--but I didn't give it to him--
i didn't--	He asked for a loan of it, didn't he?
maybe he just travels in bad company.	Yeah--
well, i'll tell you--we picked him up about a year ago-- but could never pin anything on him.	Maybe he just travels in bad company.
oh, nothing--only i wondered why you suspected him.	Well, I'll tell you--we picked him up about a year ago-- but could never pin anything on him.
well, i've seen him here and there. what's on your mind?	Oh, nothing--only I wondered why you suspected him.
i understand you searched brett for it last night. by the way--what do you know about him?	Well, I've seen him here and there. What's on your mind?
yes, a bracelet's been lost, but i'm still on my vacation.	I understand you searched Brett for it last night. By the way--what do you know about him?
hello, inspector--i hear your vacation's been spoiled. somebody lost a bracelet.	Yes, a bracelet's been lost, but I'm still on my vacation.
it's all right--if you like honest faces--let's have another drink--steward!	Oh no--I don't want to impose on you--  It's funny about that billfold--I could have sworn I had it-
he's a likable chap--he's got an honest face--	It's all right--if you like honest faces--let's have another drink--Steward!
it must be the sea air--it gets everybody.	He's a likable chap--he's got an honest face--
those kids seem to be getting along fine!--	It must be the sea air--it gets everybody.
you can always tell how much a man's traveled by the way he plays shuffle-board.	Yeah--if he'd only stick to shuffle-board.
looks to me like standard equipment for the department of street cleaning--	Too bad we're not making a trip around the world-- maybe we could finish this game.  Hey! When you get through with that conference, shoot that last disk!
here we are, folks--eighty thousand wild-eyed fans go mad--they go mad as chad denby--with the arms of iron, and the nerves of steel--picks up his racket--  what is this thing--a racket or a mallet?	Looks to me like standard equipment for the Department of Street Cleaning--
mckinney's the name.	Miss Marsh.
why--don't you like him?	Of course--but--  There's your cue--hurry up--
very--	Why--don't you like him?
very serious?	Very--
yes.	Very serious?
i don't get the humor of that remark.	<U>He</U> does. Here's your quarter, Brett.
what's the difference? he's got more heads than he needs.	I don't get the humor of that remark.
you're just a master of ceremonies. he might have knocked his head off.	What's the difference? He's got more heads than he needs.
women are such fools!--why do so many of us pass up <u>right</u> guys?	Guess they're dull--nothing for you to reform.
i'll never love anybody else.	Women are such fools!--Why do so many of us pass up <U>right</U> guys?
come on, now--you've forgotten all about that.	I'll never love anybody else.
but not nice enough to marry--eh?	Come on, now--you've forgotten all about that.
chad denby broadcasting--  --the nicest man i ever knew--	But not nice enough to marry--eh?
stay on the other side of the pond for a couple of months--you'll soon forget all about it.	Chad Denby broadcasting--  --the nicest man I ever knew--
women have a curious taste for knickknacks. when i found out about ned--tried to make a break--lee wouldn't stand for it and--well--here i am!	Stay on the other side of the pond for a couple of months--you'll soon forget all about it.
i felt pretty low, sally, when i heard you were running around with a racketeer--	Women have a curious taste for knickknacks. When I found out about Ned--tried to make a break--Lee wouldn't stand for it and--well--here I am!
i was so crazy about him--anything he did or said was o.k. by me.  i introduced him to people--even after i knew his stock promoting was phoney and the card games were crooked. it didn't seem to matter--i didn't care--  --until he roped ned in. some confidence game--and the kid left his fingerprints on a drinking glass.	I felt pretty low, Sally, when I heard you were running around with a racketeer--
i get it--lee lother have a hand in that, too?	I was so crazy about him--anything he did or said was O.K. by me.  I introduced him to people--even after I knew his stock promoting was phoney and the card games were crooked. It didn't seem to matter--I didn't care--  --until he roped Ned in. Some confidence game--and the kid left his fingerprints on a drinking glass.
it wasn't only that--ned was in a jam.	I get it--Lee Lother have a hand in that, too?
news travels fast on broadway--you had to get away from a rat--	It wasn't only that--Ned was in a jam.
you made it possible for us to get away at a few hours' notice--you never asked why, but i guess you know.	News travels fast on Broadway--you had to get away from a rat--
do what--	You made it possible for us to get away at a few hours' notice--you never asked why, but I guess you know.
i came to tell you what a swell guy i think you are to do this--	Do what--
no--inexperienced--  a red-headed kid--homemade clothes--broadway was paradise--and a slot at the automat was a banquet.	I came to tell you what a swell guy I think you are to do this--
still got my picture, i see--i was pretty dumb then, wasn't i, chad?	No--Inexperienced--  A red-headed kid--homemade clothes--Broadway was Paradise--and a slot at the Automat was a Banquet.
no--not much--excepting--	Still got my picture, I see--I was pretty dumb then, wasn't I, Chad?
you never fail at anything, do you, chad?	No--not much--excepting--
why not? i give 'em a great show--and you know-- we're doing capacity, sally--and all <u>nice</u> people--	You never fail at anything, do you, Chad?
and you've put it over--haven't you?	Why not? I give 'em a great show--and you know-- We're doing capacity, Sally--and all <U>Nice</U> people--
yep--spending lots of time aboard--you see, sally, i sold this transatlantic idea to the shipping company.	And you've put it over--haven't you?
swell--you've got times square right here--all but the noises--	Yep--spending lots of time aboard--you see, Sally, I sold this Transatlantic idea to the shipping company.
like it?	Swell--You've got Times Square right here--all but the noises--
looks like your old workshop back on 42nd street.	Like it?
just what the doctor ordered.	Looks like your old workshop back on 42nd Street.
everything o.k.?	Just what the doctor ordered.
are you paying any attention to his jokes?--the first thing you know, you'll be taking piano lessons from venus de milo--  get out of here.	Everything O.K.?
you're the president. come in! your brother was just telling me a few jokes i can use on the radio--	Are you paying any attention to his jokes?--the first thing you know, you'll be taking piano lessons from Venus de Milo--  Get out of here.
am i a member of this club?	You're the President. Come in! Your brother was just telling me a few jokes I can use on the radio--
are you happy?	Will be--as soon as the ship sails.
well, that's something--even if only the fish can see it.	Are you happy?
meaning what?	You don't shoot squirrels.
i just tried to show her the difference between the squirrels and the skunks.	Meaning what?
oh--i understand you were an important part of her education when she came to new york.	I just tried to show her the difference between the squirrels and the skunks.
why don't you be a good little boy and leave her alone?	Oh--I understand you were an important part of her education when she came to New York.
what do you mean?	Why don't you be a good little boy and leave her alone?
i'll give you another chance to tell the truth, lother.	What do you mean?
oh, mr. denby, i wrote a poem about a bracelet--	Good-night, folks.
oh, chad--what about the rest of the show?	Oh,--I was having so much fun I almost forgot--
h'mm ... no wonder i have trouble rounding up this show--don't you know there's a rehearsal going on?-- and you wanted a raise.--come on--get going or you'll get it!	Oh, all right--  See you later, Toots.
is that one of the who's who?	No--He's probably one of the "Here's How."  Take it easy--the ocean's pretty rough today--
don't blame it on the ocean!--all right, you'll get the raise!	Is that one of the Who's Who?
never mind the who's who--before i get on this boat i want to know what's what! how about my raise? all i get out of these ocean trips is dizzy.	Don't blame it on the ocean!--All right, you'll get the raise!
all right--don't spoil the trip with any of those jokes-- there's a nice bunch of people on this trip--nothing but class--i looked over the passenger list and they're all members of the who's who!	Never mind the Who's Who--Before I get on this boat I want to know What's What! How about my raise? All I get out of these ocean trips is dizzy.
get that out of your trunk.	All right--don't spoil the trip with any of those jokes-- there's a nice bunch of people on this trip--nothing but class--I looked over the passenger list and they're all members of the Who's Who!
so what?	Get that out of your trunk.
--and he has sex appeal.	So what?
so have i--i can get it right out of my trunk.	--And he has sex appeal.
well, he has a straw hat--	So have I--I can get it right out of my trunk.
what's he got that i haven't got?	Well, he has a straw hat--
maurice chevalier! there's a fellow with personality.	What's he got that I haven't got?
oh yeah?--my personality put this thing over--	Maurice Chevalier! There's a fellow with personality.
with your dry wit and humor--	Oh yeah?--My personality put this thing over--
when it falls off the table and turns turtle--cute?	Mary--fall off the boat and turn to the left--
all right. when <u>is</u> a plate of bean soup not a plate of noodle soup?	When it falls off the table and turns turtle--Cute?
i feel better now--i've got a riddle! when is a plate of bean soup not a plate of bean soup?	All right. When <U>is</U> a plate of bean soup not a plate of noodle soup?
everyone but me--what do you want now, mary?	I feel better now--I've got a riddle! When is a plate of bean soup not a plate of bean soup?
oh, mr. den-n-by!	Everyone but me--what do you want now, Mary?
mr. denby--what do you think i ought to do with that part?	Put the whole thing in an envelope and mail it through a porthole--
h'mm--<u>dear</u> atlantic--	Mr. Denby--What do you think I ought to do with that part?
i'm getting seasick--	H'mm--<U>Dear</U> Atlantic--
what's the matter, mary?	I'm getting seasick--
but i'm not finished yet----and your waves are so colossal--rocking boats both to and fro--oh-h, atlantic, how i love you ----how i love you--	What's the matter, Mary?
very good, mary--	But I'm not finished yet----And your waves are so colossal--rocking boats both to and fro--Oh-h, Atlantic, how I love you ----how I love you--
oh, you dear atlantic ocean--how you spread across the sea--from new york to dear old europe--just for boats to ride on thee--	Very good, Mary--
well, let's hear the poem--	Oh, you dear Atlantic Ocean--how you spread across the sea--From New York to dear old Europe--just for boats to ride on thee--
somebody's got to do it--	Well, let's hear the poem--
but, mary--everybody's having such a great time-- why spoil it?	Somebody's got to do it--
i just wrote a poem about the atlantic ocean--	But, Mary--everybody's having such a great time-- why spoil it?
yep--everybody's having a good time but me--what do you want, mary?	I just wrote a poem about the Atlantic Ocean--
don't ask any questions--just give it to me.	Easy kid--easy....  Come on--I want to talk to you.
what for?	Don't ask any questions--just give it to me.
you've got a gun, haven't you, chad? will you let me have it?	What for?
what happened to you?	You've got a gun, haven't you, Chad? Will you let me have it?
oh!--so that's it. does she know he's on board?	No--but I'm going to keep my eye on--
chad--lother's on the boat, and i'm worried sick about sally--	Oh!--So that's it. Does she know he's on board?
then, after the first number, i tell the one about the scotchman trying to open a pullman window--the scotchman says to the window--"gee you're tight."-- and the window says--"you loosen up a bit and so will i."--good?--and then i do the one--  oh--you don't like it, eh?	Chad--Lother's on the boat, and I'm worried sick about Sally--
i went for four.	It's a long trip and we'll get that sucker later.
about twelve hundred.	I went for four.
how much did you lose?	About twelve hundred.
out my way in montana we always call a bluff.	Well, I helped my hand so I'll have to see you.
the country boy's about due.	Better unlock the door.  Sit up, darling, and be dignified.
the man that marks them is an artist--two hundred and fifty bucks for six decks--and they're worth it.	The country boy's about due.
they're a cinch to read--queen of clubs--  --ace of diamonds.	The man that marks them is an artist--two hundred and fifty bucks for six decks--and they're worth it.
can you read 'em jack?	They're a cinch to read--Queen of Clubs--  --Ace of Diamonds.
that's him! that's the sucker!!	Looks lonesome--Bring him over here.
he works the boats as a "come-on" man. we ought to make a fair combination and do a little business. jack's a pretty good dealer himself.	There's a lot of trout in this stream just waitin' for a fly.  I've already been workin' on a young fellow from Chicago--related to one of the big packin' families--on his way to Biarritz for a good time. Likes a little game of bridge and poker.
eh?... oh.	He works the boats as a "come-on" man. We ought to make a fair combination and do a little business. Jack's a pretty good dealer himself.
you're wasting your time--she's a friend of mine.	Eh?... Oh.
i know he is. you change those clothes and then come to my cabin. i'll expect you around twelve o'clock.	Not a chance--I'm through.
have you ever figured they might extradite you?	I'm not so clumsy with fingerprints--
don't be a mug all your life--i'm trying to help you-- you need me more than i need you--have you figured they might pick the kid up in france and extradite him?	Have you ever figured they might extradite you?
i've lost my taste for knickknacks--	Don't be a mug all your life--I'm trying to help you-- you need me more than I need you--have you figured they might pick the kid up in France and extradite him?
go ahead--you didn't used to be so fussy--	I've lost my taste for knickknacks--
don't, lee--that's dead.	Let's see if I can bring it back to life.
that's a bet--but i couldn't let you walk out like that, sally. i'd have gone cuckoo back there--just thinking about you--	Don't, Lee--that's dead.
--and you swear when you get to the other side, you'll never come near either of us again?	That's a bet--but I couldn't let you walk out like that, Sally. I'd have gone cuckoo back there--just thinking about you--
just smile again and be reasonable.  i'll order dinner here--just the two of us--like old times.	--and you swear when you get to the other side, you'll never come near either of us again?
i'm crazy about the kid and i got him into it.  what do you want me to do?	Just smile again and be reasonable.  I'll order dinner here--just the two of us--like old times.
of course not--  --but isn't it a coincidence that he's from the eighteenth precinct--where they made the squawk?	You can't bluff me any more.
not because of ned.	Of course not--  --but isn't it a coincidence that he's from the eighteenth precinct--where they made the squawk?
--you'd go with him!	Don't kid yourself--you know how I stand back there.
a tipoff in the right quarter to take his fingerprints and--	--you'd go with him!
you leave the kid alone.	A tipoff in the right quarter to take his fingerprints and--
thanks to me.	You leave the kid alone.
he's all right.	Thanks to me.
that's more like the old sally--a little bit of fire.  how about ned?	He's all right.
you get wise to <u>yourself</u>! if you know what's good for you, you'll leave me alone. everybody's entitled to one mistake--well--you're mine. when the going got too rough, i pulled up stakes and quit. we stay quit!--get that!--and what're you going to do about it?	That's more like the old Sally--a little bit of fire.  How about Ned?
get wise to yourself, sally--you're no sob story.	You get wise to <U>yourself</U>! If you know what's good for you, you'll leave me alone. Everybody's entitled to one mistake--Well--you're mine. When the going got too rough, I pulled up stakes and quit. We stay quit!--Get that!--And what're you going to do about it?
i wish i could.	Get wise to yourself, Sally--you're no sob story.
because i want you--will always want you--no other woman'll ever take your place.  i want you more now than i did that first night--  you've forgotten all that, i suppose?	I wish I could.
why don't you leave me alone?	Because I want you--will always want you--no other woman'll ever take your place.  I want you more now than I did that first night--  You've forgotten all that, I suppose?
it wasn't smart. even if you'd gotten away without me --i'd have found you--no matter where you were.	Why don't you leave me alone?
i didn't want to see you again--that's my privilege.	It wasn't smart. Even if you'd gotten away without me --I'd have found you--no matter where you were.
you ran away because you were afraid. i don't want it to end like that.	I didn't want to see you again--that's my privilege.
all right--but what is there to face? it's finished.	You ran away because you were afraid. I don't want it to end like that.
i tried to borrow a gun from chad, but--	This is interesting--  Why didn't you tell me you gave this kid your gun last night?
why?	Because I was yellow, I guess--
i wouldn't say that--  i'm glad he's dead--yes--i'd thought of killing him-- but i didn't--	Why?
s'pose you've never thought of killing him--	I wouldn't say that--  I'm glad he's dead--yes--I'd thought of killing him-- but I didn't--
no!	S'pose you've never thought of killing him--
you didn't have a gun in your hand last night?	No!
yes, yes!	You didn't have a gun in your hand last night?
next time i get a vacation i'll spend it at headquarters. good-night.	He's a swell person. He told me he'd rather turn one guy straight than jug a million.
i've got a hunch you're going to win that bet, inspector.	I hope so. Well, I guess you two can do without me. I'll be seeing you.
soon as i get that bracelet back i'm going to relax. wish the guy that borrowed it would help me out--i got to win that fifty bucks.	I've got a hunch you're going to win that bet, Inspector.
why should <u>i</u> kill him?	For a very excellent reason from your own admission--  --I'm not saying you <U>did</U>--but I think you know more than you're telling. Years of experience have taught me to mistrust circumstantial evidence. Nevertheless, in your case there's plenty of it.
i sincerely hope so--	Why should <U>I</U> kill him?
that's the truth--every single word!	I sincerely hope so--
sure i would--but i don't get what you're driving at.	Maybe you will after you've thought it over.
and if you liked the person, you'd naturally persuade him to give it back and go straight, wouldn't you?	Sure I would--but I don't get what you're driving at.
well, of course, i wouldn't take it.	And if you liked the person, you'd naturally persuade him to give it back and go straight, wouldn't you?
i mean if you knew it were stolen.	Well, of course, I wouldn't take it.
say, "thanks very much!"	I mean if you knew it were stolen.
he'll be back.  what would you do if anybody gave you a bracelet?	Say, "Thanks very much!"
exciting, wasn't it? where's jimmy?	He'll be back.  What would you do if anybody gave you a bracelet?
congratulations.	Exciting, wasn't it? Where's Jimmy?
it's getting kind of chilly on deck. if you'll excuse me, i think i'll go to bed. good night, mr. mckinney!	Good night!
what's the matter?	Nothin--  --I just remembered the name of a guy that owes me fifty bucks.
well, i'll be a son of a sea cook!	What's the matter?
it all depends on what you're used to.	Well, I'll be a son of a sea cook!
i mean--a lot of gentlemen would be offended if you searched them like that.	It all depends on what you're used to.
"smooth's" the word.	I mean--a lot of gentlemen would be offended if you searched them like that.
he's certainly good-natured.	"Smooth's" the word.
thank you.	Thirty one's and two ten's?
there you are, sir.	Thank you.
i'll explain later--	If he comes near you again, I'll break his neck--
what!--are you crazy?	I'll explain later--
i was in his cabin--	What!--are you crazy?
you saw him sitting out there in front, didn't you?	I was in his cabin--
i'm all right.	You saw him sitting out there in front, didn't you?
sure, sis.	Aren't the roses beautiful?
isn't it great to be away from it all? aren't you happy? it seems too good to be true.	Sure, Sis.
i thought i had our sailing covered up--  --and here it is.	Do you think Lother could have seen it?
then why did you run away?	Because you ran after me.
yer crazy!--i ain't got no bracelet.	Then why did you run away?
i saw him take the bracelet out of that shoe.	Yer crazy!--I ain't got no bracelet.
i tell yuh i ain't got no bracelet--	I saw him take the bracelet out of that shoe.
ain't got time.	Hey--you! Where you going?
let me look at it.	Ain't got time.
nothin'.	Let me look at it.
telegrams.	Well--get a move on yer--then get back to yer station.
everything in order, sir?  what are <u>you</u> doing here, my lad?	Telegrams.
oh, my god...	Does it hurt?  A lot?  Good.
skinny lunger, your guns don't impress me.  wasn't for those guns you'd be nothin'.	Why Ed, what an ugly thing to Say!  Does this mean you're not my Friend anymore?  You know, Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend I Don't think I could bear it.
now ed, are we cross?	Skinny lunger, your guns don't Impress me.  Wasn't for those guns You'd be nothin'.
just pick up your money and go. sick of listening to you simper.	Now Ed, are we cross?
isn't that a daisy?	Just pick up your money and go. Sick of listening to you simper.
god damn son of a...	Isn't that a daisy?
ed bailey, you look like you're just ready to burst.  well call me a fool but i guess i'll just have to call.  cover your ears, darling.	God damn son of a...
oh, for christ's sake!	Ed Bailey, you look like you're Just ready to burst.  Well call me A fool but I guess I'll just have To call.  Cover your ears, darling.
i said that's 500 to you, holliday.  in or out?	500? Sly boots, must be a peach of a hand.
nice voice.	That's not what I meant.
what d'you think of the singer?	Nice voice.
fine, fine.  but i was thinkin', you know what this town really needs is a race track.	Actually, you know, that's not a Bad idea, send a signal we're Growing up.
so how's tombstone treating you?	Fine, fine.  But I was thinkin', You know what this town really Needs is a race track.
gave all that up.  going into business.	Well I'm the man to see.  Besides Sheriff I'm also tax collector, Captain of the Fire Brigade, and Chairman of the Non-partisan Anti- Chinese league.  A man of many Parts.  Got a place to stay yet?  I Also sit on the Townlot Commission.  Got a couple of Lovely cottages coming up for Rent.  Here, let me show you...
wyatt earp...dodge city, right?	Gave all that up.  Going into business.
just this minute.  i'm wyatt earp, these're my brothers-	Wyatt Earp...Dodge City, right?
newcomers, eh?  names john behan, i'm cochise county sheriff.  just hit town?	Just this minute.  I'm Wyatt Earp, These're my brothers-
i don't understand.	You will after tonight.  Bet on it.
easy.  i just wanted to tell you things're about to start changing around here.  lots of so-called hard cases and tough-nuts swagger around this town but none of 'em's got a clue about the real play.  none of 'em.	I don't understand.
my man?  you told wyatt you'd disarmed those men.  do you actually believe after that i could see you as my man?  you're just a dirty little fixer.	You whore!  You filthy whore!
i saw that look pass between you and wyatt at the fight.  listen to me!  you're mine!  understand? you're my woman and i'm your man.	My man?  You told Wyatt you'd Disarmed those men.  Do you Actually believe after that I Could see you as my man?  You're Just a dirty little fixer.
not now.  i don't have time.	I saw that look pass between you And Wyatt at the fight.  Listen to Me!  You're mine!  Understand? You're my woman and I'm your man.
listen, i want to talk to you.	Not now.  I don't have time.
i saw that look on your face just now. what's between you and wyatt?	Absolutely nothing.
well i guess you can see, never a dull moment.  maybe you should stay around to see what happens next.  who know?  you might find a future here.	Maybe even my destiny.
yes, very.  and very married.	Oh, so that's it...
a peace officer... impressive man	Yes, very.  And very married.
that's wyatt earp.  made quite a name for himself as a peace officer in kansas.	A peace officer... Impressive man
the man dealing faro.  who is he?	That's Wyatt Earp.  Made quite a Name for himself as a peace Officer in Kansas.
come and get him.	Look kid, I know what it's like, I was a kid, too.  Even stole a Horse once.  But you can't--
look, i don't want any trouble with you but that's my horse and i mean to have him back.  one way or another.	Come and get him.
where do you think?  i stole him.	Look, I don't want any trouble With you but that's my horse and I mean to have him back.  One way Or another.
i asked where you got him.	Where do you think?  I stole him.
beauty, ain't he?	I asked where you got him.
where'd you get that horse?	Beauty, ain't he?
he said to turn loose of him.	Well I'm not so go home.
hey, you smell that?  smells like something died.	Oh, Jesus, Johnny...
there's no god, there's no devil, i hate the god damn world!  i want to die!	Easy, son.  You just need to get Your feet back under you, that's All.  Come on, boy, let's kick South.  Down to the old playground.
easy, johnny.  now ain't the time.  i tell you, boys, even i'm worried what'll happen once ringo runs this outfit!  god have mercy!	There's no God, there's no devil, I hate the God damn world!  I want To die!
i want them spitting blood!	Easy, Johnny.  Now ain't the time.  I tell you, boys, even I'm Worried what'll happen once Ringo Runs this outfit!  God have mercy!
shut up, ike.	And you must be Doc Holliday.
he was quoting the bible, revelations: "behold a pale horse and the one that sat on him was death and hell followed with him."	Well now that's a little more Like it.
what'd the messican mean, a sick horse's gonna get us?  didn't make no sense.	He was quoting the bible, Revelations: "Behold a pale horse And the one that sat on him was Death and Hell followed with him."
let me, let me, yeah!  die, you bastard...	No...
no...	Let me, let me, yeah!  Die, you Bastard...
look at that!  yeah!  come and get some, boy!	No...
i want you to know it's over. we're leaving and we're not coming back.	Well... 'bye.
i'm sorry.  if there was any other-	I know.  Just did what you had to. That banner and stuff, that's Just Ike.  Don't worry about it.
this brand.	We're gonna get along just fine.
oh, we ride for a brand all right.  this brand.  how 'bout you?	This brand.
and how come you call yourselves cowboys?  cowhands ride for the brand.	Oh, we ride for a brand all right.  This brand.  How 'bout you?
ain't our way.  we go all on one, one on all.  fight one of us, you fight us all.  that's the cowboy way.	And how come you call yourselves Cowboys?  Cowhands ride for the brand.
they were all gonna jump me back there.  what ever happened to one against one?	Ain't our way.  We go all on one, One on all.  Fight one of us, you Fight us all.  That's the Cowboy way.
fair enough.  you know i got to admit, you got a lot of bark on you comin' up here like this.	They were all gonna jump me back There.  What ever happened to one Against one?
make you a deal.  my brother took over the marshal's office in tombstone.  got it in his head he's gonna make the place safe for widows and orphans.  you and your boys stay out of his way, i'll make sure he stays out of yours.	Fair enough.  You know I got to Admit, you got a lot of bark on You comin' up here like this.
feel bad about ol' fred.  just can't hold back when i'm feelin' woolly.  still, feel kinda bad. but now we're square.  anyway no use for holdin' a grudge.  i deserved a rap in the head.	Make you a deal.  My brother took Over the Marshal's office in Tombstone.  Got it in his head He's gonna make the place safe For widows and orphans.  You and Your boys stay out of his way, I'll make sure he stays out of yours.
come on, you...	Crack me back of the head like Some stinkin' bull.  Hell, you Ain't no fightin' man, you're Just a cop.
i'm retired.	Good.  That's real good.
i see, off to strike it rich, huh.  all right, fine, wish you luck.  tell you this though, never was a rich man yet didn't wind up with a guilty conscience.	Already got a guilty conscience, Might as well have the money too.
no marshal, you don't understand. i'm through with lawing, i'm through with the whole proposition.  forever.  i did my duty, now i'd like to get on with my life.  that is if you don't mind.  jesus.  good day now.	I see, off to strike it rich, Huh.  All right, fine, wish you Luck.  Tell you this though, never Was a rich man yet didn't wind up With a guilty conscience.
but wait, you don't understand-	No Marshal, you don't understand. I'm through with lawing, I'm Through with the whole Proposition.  Forever.  I did my Duty, now I'd like to get on with My life.  That is if you don't Mind.  Jesus.  Good day now.
i said forget it, answer's no, i don't want the job and that's final.  i'm going to tombstone and nothin' short of dyin's gonn stop me.  good day.	But wait, you don't understand-
excuse me?	I said forget it, answer's no, I Don't want the job and that's Final.  I'm going to Tombstone and Nothin' short of dyin's gonn Stop me.  Good day.
forget it.	Excuse me?
all right, lunger.  let's do it.	Say when.
i beg to differ.  we started a fight we never got to finish. play for blood, remember?	I was kidding about that.
my fight's not with you, holliday.	I beg to differ.  We started a Fight we never got to finish. Play for blood, remember?
why johnny ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.  oh, i wasn't quite as sick as i made out.	My fight's not with you, Holliday.
on three?  you call it.	Here it come: one-two-
all right, lunger.  have at it.	On three?  You call it.
that's just my game.	All right, lunger.  Have at it.
ecentus stultorum magister.	In pace requiescat.
credat judaeus apella.	Ecentus stultorum magister.
age quod agis.	Credat Judaeus Apella.
yeah, you look it.	And you must be Ringo.  Look, Darling, Johnny Ringo.  The Deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say.  What do you Think, darling?  Should I hate him?
not me.  i'm in my prime.	Yeah, you look it.
you retired, too?	Not me.  I'm in my prime.
that's the rumor.	You retired, too?
i'm a good woman to you, doc. don't i always take care of you? nobody cares for you like me.  i'm a good woman.	Yes, I know.  You are a good woman.
not exactly...	I'm a good woman to you, Doc. Don't I always take care of you? Nobody cares for you like me.  I'm A good woman.
what's that mean, doc?  you know i don't understand when you talk up high like that.  you mean you don't want to be my lovin' man no more?	Not exactly...
we must talk, darling.  it appears we have to... redefine the nature of our association.	What's that mean, Doc?  You know I Don't understand when you talk up High like that.  You mean you Don't want to be my lovin' man no more?
that's good.  i knew it wasn't nothin'.	We must talk, darling.  It appears We have to... redefine the nature Of our association.
better.	That's good.  I knew it wasn't nothin'.
how you feeling, doc?	Better.
what's wrong, doc?	Nothing.  Not a thing.  I'm right As the mail.
that's my lovin' man.  just can't get enough.	Enough?  Never.
you don't even know him.	Yes, but there's just something About him.  Something around The eyes, I don't know, reminds me Of... me.  No.  I'm sure of it, I Hate him.
i calculate that's the end of this town.  and let's don't bother about the luggage, darling.	I been having the boy at the Hotel pack us up every night Since your streak started
here, doc.	Bless you, darling  Darling!  Are you mad?  You're not Wearing a bustle.  How lewd!
all right.  then what?	Run.  Take that girl and start Running.  Run and don't look back. All your life you been running And looking back and just barely Existing and calling it getting By.  This time run and don't look Back and call it living.  Live Every second, live it right up to The hilt.  Live, Wyatt...  Live for me.
first you can grab that black- haired woman and make her your own.	All right.  Then what?
then what do i do?	First you can grab that black- Haired woman and make her your own.
i played the cards i was dealt, wyatt.  your problem is you're always trying to play someone else's.  allow me to tell you the truth and thus set you free: there is no happiness, wyatt there is no normal life.  there's only life, that's all.  just life. the rest is relative.	Then what do I do?
that's great coming from you.	I played the cards I was dealt, Wyatt.  Your problem is you're Always trying to play someone Else's.  Allow me to tell you the Truth and thus set you free: There is no happiness, Wyatt There is no normal life.  There's Only life, that's all.  Just life. The rest is relative.
when will you wake up?  you wouldn't know a normal life if it bit you in the ass.	That's great coming from you.
all i ever wanted was to live a normal life.	When will you wake up?  You Wouldn't know a normal life if it Bit you in the ass.
you think i'm kidding.  you're the most fallible, wrong-headed, self- deluding, just generally benighted jackass i've ever known.  yet, withal, even at your worst, you're the only human being in my entire life who ever gave me hope.	All I ever wanted was to live a Normal life.
all right, doc...	You think I'm kidding.  You're the Most fallible, wrong-headed, self- Deluding, just generally Benighted jackass I've ever Known.  Yet, withal, even at your Worst, you're the only human Being in my entire life who ever Gave me hope.
i imagine it would, yes.  so now we can add self-pity to your list of frailties.	All right, Doc...
hurts.  hurts pretty bad.	I imagine it would, yes.  So now We can add self-pity to your list Of frailties.
rather an obvious question under the circumstances, don't you agree?  a better one might be how do you feel?	Hurts.  Hurts pretty bad.
how you feelin', doc?	Rather an obvious question under The circumstances, don't you Agree?  A better one might be how Do you feel?
well hell, wyatt.  wyatt, i want you to meet father feeney.  father feeney's just been initiating me into the mysteries of the great and ancient church of rome.  you see, it appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.	How you feelin', Doc?
that's all right, doc.  don't worry.	Never got to wear one of those.
i'm sorry.  i'm sorry, wyatt.  god, i'm so sorry.	That's all right, Doc.  Don't worry.
what does he want?  he wants revenge.	Revenge?  For what?
so what does he want?	What does he want?  He wants revenge.
a man like ringo's got a great empty hole right through the middle of him and no matter what he does he can't ever fill it.  he can't kill enough or steal enough or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.  and it drives him mad. sick mad.  cold and dirty.	So what does he want?
what makes a man like ringo, doc? what makes him do the things he does?	A man like Ringo's got a great Empty hole right through the Middle of him and no matter what He does he can't ever fill it.  He Can't kill enough or steal enough Or inflict enough pain to ever Fill it.  And it drives him mad. Sick mad.  Cold and dirty.
doc...	Don't touch me, God damn it!  Just Don't touch me!  Come on...
i'm a man without fear, wyatt.  i literally don't care if i live or die.  but even i can't fight human instinct.  somebody suddenly starts shooting at me, i duck. but you... what on earth were you thinking about?	I don't know.  It all happened so Fast.  If I'd had a chance to Think about it I guess I probably Would've been scared but... Swear To God, Doc, I just don't know.
wyatt, my god!  you're shot to pieces!	No...
it appears he missed an excellent chance to keep his mouth shut.	Felt his liver go on that last One.  Get him to a doctor or he'll Be dead in a couple hours.
i won't be pawed at, thank you very much	Sorry, sorry...
but doc-	I won't be pawed at, thank you Very much
nonsense, i have not yet begun to defile myself.	But Doc-
been hittin' it awful hard, doc.	Nonsense, I have not yet begun to Defile myself.
wyatt!  just in time.  pull up a chair.	Been hittin' it awful hard, Doc.
maybe i ought to go out there.	You will or you won't.  Don't look To me.  I'm going to sleep.
he's drunk.	In vino veritas.
satisfied?	I stand corrected.  Wyatt.  You're An oak.
i'd ignore her.  people can change, doc.	I'll remember you said that.
ignore her?	I'd ignore her.  People can Change, Doc.
i don't know.  probably ignore her.	Ignore her?
you know damn well who i mean. that dusky-hued lady satan.	I don't know.  Probably ignore her.
i see.  and what would you do if "she" walked in her right now? wyatt "she"?	You know damn well who I mean. That dusky-hued lady Satan.
well yeah.  pretty much.  i mean i was no angel when we met but people change doc.  i mean sooner or later you gotta grow up.	I see.  And what would you do if "she" walked in her right now? WYATT "She"?
so tell me, wyatt.  i'm curious. do you actually consider youself a married man?  forsaking all others?	Well yeah.  Pretty much.  I mean I Was no angel when we met but People change Doc.  I mean sooner Or later you gotta grow up.
so now we're in the mining business.  turning into regular tycoons.  gonna call this one the mattie blaylock.  mattie'll get a kick out of that, it's her maiden name.	And what a maiden, pure as the Driven snow, I'm sure.
very instructive	But who was the Devil?
very cosmopolitan.	I know him.  That's Creek Johnson.
sheriff behan, doc holliday.	Forgive me if I don't shake hands.
depends how you look at it.  i mean it's not like anybody's holding a gun to their heads.	That's what I love about Wyatt. He can talk himself into anything.
i said poker's an honest trade. only suckers buck the tiger.  the odds are all with the house.	Depends how you look at it.  I Mean it's not like anybody's Holding a gun to their heads.
didn't you always say gambling's an honest trade?	I said poker's an honest trade. Only suckers buck the tiger.  The Odds are all with the house.
since when is faro a business?	Didn't you always say gambling's An honest trade?
doc!  how the hell are you?	Perfect, Wyatt.  Simply perfect.
a which?	You know, Frederic-fucking-Chopin.
i see, well this happens to be a nocturne.	A which?
you know, stephen foster.  "oh, susanna".  "camptown races", stephen-stinkin'-foster!	I see, well this happens to be a Nocturne.
what?	You know, Stephen Foster.  "Oh, Susanna".  "Camptown Races", Stephen-stinkin'-Foster!
hey, is that "old dog tray"? sounds like "old dog tray".	What?
what?  but i saw 'em-	I'm telling you, there isn't a Mark on him.
i don't believe it.  he's clean!	What?  But I saw 'em-
hell, i got lot's of friends.	I don't.
wyatt earp is my friend.	Hell, I got lot's of friends.
then why in hell're you doin' this?  you ought to be in bed.	Wyatt Earp is my friend.
not half as bad as i feel.	Then why in hell're you doin' This?  You ought to be in bed.
you really look awful.	Not half as bad as I feel.
sorry...	You really look awful.
don't touch me!	Sorry...
drunks.  crawfished a bet, called him a liar.  i saw the whole thing.	Sheriff, may I present a pair of Fellow sophisticates, Turkey Creek Jack Johnson and Texas Jack Vermillion?  Watch your ear, Creek.
you're the doctor.  sad news, friend.	Damn!  All right, wait a minute...
can't take the heat, get outta the kitchen.	You're the doctor.  sad news, friend.
awful lot of money.	Can't take the heat, get outta The kitchen.
told you.  i'm red hot, i'm blazin'!  now, red seven.  seven stinkin' diamonds.  look out!  five thousand!  let's go!	Awful lot of money.
i'm your man...  you win again.  well played, sir. you are on fire.	Told you.  I'm red hot, I'm Blazin'!  Now, red seven.  Seven Stinkin' diamonds.  Look out!  Five Thousand!  Let's go!
all right, i'm on fire!  black seven, seven stickin' spades. let's go!	I'm your man...  You win again.  Well played, sir. You are on fire.
colorado's closer	So're the Cowboys.  They're up That road right now, waiting to Jump us.
all right, what's it to be?  new mexico's that way.	Colorado's closer
wyatt, i... i ain't got the words.	I know.  Me neither.
but i'd do it, i'd get that one into him.  so help me god, i would.	All right Wyatt, maybe you can. But you gotta die to do it. Understand?  You gotta die!
wyatt, are you crazy?	I made a promise.
you tell ringo... just tell him i'll be there.	Wyatt, are you crazy?
good god, you're really-	Cards in spades.  I'm in love with Every second of her life.  Hell, I'll probably love her when I'm dust.
see how she breezed out of here. like she had wings.  funny thing but i can't really remember how she looked.  i can remember parts of her clear as crystal, her mouth, her walk, how she shut her eyes when she laughed, little bits and pieces, but not the whole package.  can't put it together for some reason.	Good God, you're really-
what?	No.
no.	What?
maybe you ought to have a talk with doc, wyatt.  i don't know if he's gonna make it.	There's no reasoning with him.
are you out of your mind?  what on earth'd make us-	I'll pay you 500 each in advance And I'll mount you on those.
hello, wyatt!  hiya doc!	What was that all about?
we're the law, ain't we?  well the law don't ride around vermin-	It rides right at 'em.  Like McMasters said, see it through to The end.
praise jesus!	I'll be dipped in shit.  I will, too.
wyatt, listen, you can't beat him.  you're good and god knows you got the courage, but you ain't in ringo's class.  hell, he's the best that's ever been. 'cept maybe for wild bill.	He's right, Wyatt.  Ringo could Put five into you before you Could even get one into him.
hey creek, you ever see anything like that before?	Never even heard of anything like it.
yeah, better run, you bastards!	How is he?
you know, we might just pull this off.	Not so sure.  Somethin' tells me It gets harder from here in.  Should've held out for more money.
there they go.  look kinda like preachers.	Yeah.  Or undertakers.
i have nothing left.  i have nothing to give you.  i have no pride, no dignity, no money.  i don't even know how we'll make a living.  but i promise i'll love you every second of your life.	Don't worry, Wyatt.  My family's rich.
did you ever see the sun come up over the rockies?  it hits all of a sudden and below there's california and you swear you're looking at heaven.	I have nothing left.  I have Nothing to give you.  I have no Pride, no dignity, no money.  I Don't even know how we'll make a Living.  But I promise I'll love You every second of your life.
wyatt!  my god...	Did you ever see the sun come up Over the Rockies?  It hits all of A sudden and below there's California and you swear you're Looking at heaven.
i have to go.	Wait!
you did.  well... thank you.	I have to go.
i forgave you the moment you said it.	You did.  Well... thank you.
sorry about your friend.  and i'm sorry about...	I forgave you the moment you said it.
no, no, get away, get away from me...	Wyatt...
you know you don't have to sneak. you could stay with me.  i know things, wyatt.  sweet things.  i could make you so happy.	I can't, I'm sorry.  Forgive me.
i didn't mean it that way.	You know you don't have to sneak. You could stay with me.  I know Things, Wyatt.  Sweet things.  I Could make you so happy.
you feel bad about this?  about me?	I didn't mean it that way.
look, it's too much of a tangle. i already cast my lot.  i can't go back and i can't sneak, feel back enough as it is.	You feel bad about this?  About me?
so i assume we're regarding this as just a kind of interlude.	Look, it's too much of a tangle. I already cast my lot.  I can't go Back and I can't sneak, feel back Enough as it is.
getting late.  we better get back.	So I assume we're regarding this As just a kind of interlude.
always?	Getting late.  We better get back.
well you'll always be sadie to me.	Always?
i hate sadie.	Well you'll always be Sadie to me.
josie... no, i'm gonna call you sadie.	I hate Sadie.
and i'm josephine sarah marcus. my friends call me josie.	Josie... No, I'm gonna call you Sadie.
easy to fix.  wyatt berry stapp earp.	And I'm Josephine Sarah Marcus. My friends call me Josie.
and i don't even know your full name.	Easy to fix.  Wyatt Berry Stapp Earp.
fortuitous even.	And I don't even know your full name.
i must say this certainly has been an unexpected little windfall.	Fortuitous even.
then let's make sure we get our money's worth	I must say this certainly has Been an unexpected little Windfall.
you know this is adultery.  you burn in hell for that.	Then let's make sure we get our Money's worth
i don't know, doesn't make any sense.  i almost can't look at you.  like it hurts.	I know, me too.  What should we do About it?
what's wrong?	I don't know, doesn't make any Sense.  I almost can't look at You.  Like it hurts.
well you're different, no arguing that.  but you're a lady all right. i'll take my oath on it.	What's wrong?
oh look, i haven't got time to be proper, i want to live.  i'm a woman, i like men.  if that's unladylike then i guess i'm not a lady.  at least i'm honest.	Well you're different, no arguing That.  But you're a lady all right. I'll take my oath on it.
the way you talk.  never heard a woman talk like that.	Oh look, I haven't got time to be Proper, I want to live.  I'm a woman, I like men.  If that's Unladylike then I guess I'm not a Lady.  At least I'm honest.
well he's handsome and he's charming.  he's all right.  for now.  don't say it, i know, i'm rotten.  i can't help it.  i've tried to be good but it's too boring.	The way you talk.  Never heard a Woman talk like that.
you mean behan?  then why are you with him?	Well he's handsome and he's Charming.  He's all right.  For Now.  Don't say it, I know, I'm Rotten.  I can't help it.  I've Tried to be good but it's too Boring.
see?  you're laughing again.  but that's what i want.  go places and move and never look back and just have fun.  forever.  that's my idea of heaven.  need someone to share it with, though.	You mean Behan?  Then why are you with him?
room service.	See?  You're laughing again.  But That's what I want.  Go places and Move and never look back and just Have fun.  Forever.  That's my idea Of heaven.  Need someone to share It with, though.
well i ought to know my own mind and i'm tellin' you what suits me is a family and kids.  that suits me right down to the ground.  in fact, that's my idea of heaven.  all right, what's your idea of heaven?	Room service.
just doesn't, that's all.	Well I ought to know my own mind And I'm tellin' you what suits me Is a family and kids.  That suits Me right down to the ground.  In Fact, that's my idea of heaven.  All right, what's your idea of heaven?
how would you know?	Just doesn't, that's all.
doesn't suit you.	How would you know?
i don't know, make some money, have some kids, you know.	Doesn't suit you.
just answer.	I don't know, make some money, Have some kids, you know.
where do you get these questions?	Just answer.
nothing... tell me, what do you want out of life?	Where do you get these questions?
what about her?	Nothing... Tell me, what do you Want out of life?
of course, i'm always happy. unless i'm bored.  that blonde woman, is that your wife?	What about her?
i'm not touchy, i just, it's a silly question, that's all.  am i happy?  are you happy?	Of course, I'm always happy. Unless I'm bored.  That blonde Woman, is that your wife?
you're a little touchy about it.	I'm not touchy, I just, it's a Silly question, that's all.  Am I Happy?  Are you happy?
am i happy?  i don't know.  happy as the next man, i guess.  i don't laugh all day long like an idiot, if that's what you mean.	You're a little touchy about it.
yes, but how often?  tell me, are you happy?	Am I happy?  I don't know.  Happy As the next man, I guess.  I don't Laugh all day long like an idiot, If that's what you mean.
i laugh sometimes	Yes, but how often?  Tell me, are You happy?
wouldn't you?  you're laughing!  i was sure you never laughed.	I laugh sometimes
you'd die for fun?	Wouldn't you?  You're laughing!  I Was sure you never laughed.
fun though, wasn't it?	You'd die for fun?
you know you almost got us both killed back there?	Fun though, wasn't it?
that was lovely!	You know you almost got us both Killed back there?
they know.  it's the scent.  we better split 'em up.	I have a better idea, let's run It out of them!
oh...  now she's starting.  how do they know?	They know.  It's the scent.  We Better split 'em up.
easy now... that mare's in season.	Oh...  Now she's starting.  How do they know?
what is it?	Easy now... That mare's in season.
i know what it means.	What is it?
wyatt earp, i know.  i was beginning to think we'd never meet.  this is fortuitous.  that means lucky.	I know what it means.
we've never actually met.  my name's-	Wyatt Earp, I know.  I was Beginning to think we'd never Meet.  This is fortuitous.  That Means lucky.
those cowboys're tellin' everybody in town they're gonna clean you out.  they're down in that lot right now behind the ok corral.	Don't worry, Doc, it's not your problem. You don't have to mix up in this.
why don't you get rid of him and get yourself straight dealer?	Well sure, neighbor, easy to say.
you see that bird at the faro table?  that's johnny tyler.  he barged in here one day, said he was takin' over the game, started slappin' customer, wavin' his gun around, scarin' off all the high-class play.  only trade comes in here now's just bummers and drovers, just the dregs.	Why don't you get rid of him and Get yourself straight dealer?
well, excuse me for askin', milt, but isn't it kinda dead in here?	You see that bird at the faro Table?  That's Johnny Tyler.  He Barged in here one day, said he Was takin' over the game, started Slappin' customer, wavin' his Gun around, scarin' off all the High-class play.  Only trade comes In here now's just bummers and Drovers, just the dregs.
milt joyce, owner-operator.	Well, excuse me for askin', Milt, But isn't it kinda dead in here?
let me have one of those cigars.  kinda nice in here.  you run it?	Milt Joyce, owner-operator.
what can i get you?	Let me have one of those cigars.  Kinda nice in here.  You run it?
all right, look.  i can make it right, i can make this up to you, mattie.  i can, i swear.	Will you go to her and tell her Right in front of me she's Nothing to you?  Right out loud so I can hear?  Tell her she's Nothing, tell her she's nobody, Just dirt?  Will you do that?
you know nothing.  what you don't know would fill a book.  jesus, i feel like it's when you're around i need it most.  you're never yourself, you never relax.  never. everything's so stiff and dead. you always have to keep a rein on everything, ever yourself.  oh, you smile sometimes, i've even seen you laugh.  but there's no light in your smile for me, wyatt, nothing to keep me warm. and i get cold, wyatt.  i get so cold.  what's between you and that jew woman?	All right, look.  I can make it Right, I can make this up to you, Mattie.  I can, I swear.
look, mattie, i know you're-	You know nothing.  What you don't Know would fill a book.  Jesus, I Feel like it's when you're around I need it most.  You're never Yourself, you never relax.  Never. Everything's so stiff and dead. You always have to keep a rein on Everything, ever yourself.  Oh, You smile sometimes, I've even Seen you laugh.  But there's no Light in your smile for me, Wyatt, nothing to keep me warm. And I get cold, Wyatt.  I get so cold.  What's between you and that Jew woman?
admit what, i'm an opium fiend? no, wyatt, i just said i need it. i need something to keep me warm at night.	Look, Mattie, I know you're-
'least you admit it.	Admit what, I'm an opium fiend? No, Wyatt, I just said I need it. I need something to keep me warm At night.
i need it.	'Least you admit it.
mattie.  what about this?	I need it.
thought you swore you'd never carry that thing again.	Yeah, well, I swore a lot of things.
wyatt, what're you talkin' about?	Just thinkin' out loud.  Forget it.
well, i was thinking, we've already made a pile of money. maybe we should just pull up stakes and move on.  and we could stay on the move, you know?  just keep going, see the world.  live on room service the rest of our lives.  how'd that be?	Wyatt, what're you talkin' about?
sure i'm sure.  what is this?	Well, I was thinking, we've Already made a pile of money. Maybe we should just pull up Stakes and move on.  And we could Stay on the move, you know?  Just Keep going, see the world.  Live On room service the rest of our Lives.  How'd that be?
really?  you sure?	Sure I'm sure.  What is this?
i don't know.  i'm all right.	Really?  You sure?
out ridin'.  so... how you doin'?	I don't know.  I'm all right.
i know what i'm doing.  where have you been?	Out ridin'.  So... how you doin'?
that the bottle lou gave you? better go easy on that stuff.	I know what I'm doing.  Where have You been?
just go.  it's all right.  wyatt, really.  work well.	All right, well, good night.
no really, i can stay a while.	Just go.  It's all right.  Wyatt, Really.  Work well.
no, no, i don't want to keep you.	No really, I can stay a while.
well i guess i don't have to go right now.  i guess i could stay a little while.	No, no, I don't want to keep you.
oh, all right.	Well I guess I don't have to go Right now.  I guess I could stay a little while.
honey, i gotta start makin' money.	Oh, all right.
no, stay.  please stay with me.	Honey, I gotta start makin' money.
they're just lonely is all.  hell, i howl myself sometimes.	You get lonely?
long as i live i'll never get used to that sound.	They're just lonely is all.  Hell, I howl myself sometimes.
i think i'll just lie down awhile	Long as I live I'll never Get used to that sound.
come up to the fire, honey.	I think I'll just lie down awhile
wyatt, i couldn't find a single store that had laudanum any-	Mattie, they're here!  Folks this Is Celia Ann but you can call her Mattie.  Or even Mrs.  Earp if you Prefer.
'least they don't scare women.	You're the boss.  One thing, though.
isn't there anything i can say that'll change your mind?  you're gonna stay with your new friends?	'Least they don't scare women.
forget it, ringo.	Isn't there anything I can say That'll change your mind?  You're Gonna stay with your new friends?
you're a cowboy, you're a brother.  come back, no hard feelings.	Forget it, Ringo.
that what you got me up here for?	You're a Cowboy, you're a Brother.  Come back, no hard Feelings.
yeah, kinda, wanted to see if you'd join back up with us.	That what you got me up here for?
you wanted to talk?	Yeah, kinda, wanted to see if you'd join back up with us.
well hello, sherm.	You wanted to talk?
might as well hear him out. anyways, what choice we got?  but no matter what happens, see it through to the end.  if you don't i'll curse the day i ever laid eyes on you.	Well hello, Sherm.
i don't like it.	Might as well hear him out. Anyways, what choice we got?  But no matter what happens, see It through to the end.  If you don't I'll curse the day I ever laid eyes on you.
there they are.  no herd though.	We'll go around that way, come up on foot.
they're wise by now.  which is next, iron springs?  yeah, let's try there, iron springs.	There they are.  No herd though.
next waterhole's black draw.  we could be there by mid-morning.	They're wise by now.  Which is Next, Iron Springs?  Yeah, let's Try there, Iron Springs.
what'd you do that for?	So he can tell the story.
but this time they'll be ready.	We'll see about that.
i know that cut.  you mean there's a waterhole near there?	But this time they'll be ready.
florentino!  he's getting away!	Drop his horse.
i ain't your brother, i ain't none of your damn brothers.  move!	All right, run 'em off.
no?  brothers to the bone, right?	Not anymore, not after this.
no, wait.  please.  i know nothin' i say'll fix things but i want you to know it wasn't me.	No?  Brothers to the bone, right?
yeah, but some of the things they say your brothers've done...	There's all kinds of horses, Ain't there?  Same with Cowboys. What they do's their affair.  I Don't preach and I don't judge.  I Ain't no dog-catcher.
if i had to explain it you wouldn't understand.  just say we're brothers to the bone.	Yeah, but some of the things they Say your brothers've done...
so what about you cowboys anyway?	If I had to explain it you Wouldn't understand.  Just say We're brothers to the bone.
well in that case, i saw your horse.  billy clanton was takin' him up to the cut to show him off.  the boys're all up there right now, branding.  and in a mood.  still want your property back, mr. private citizen?	So what about you Cowboys anyway?
i'm not a lawman, i'm just a private citizen getting' my property back	Well in that case, I saw your Horse.  Billy Clanton was takin' Him up to the Cut to show him Off.  The boys're all up there Right now, branding.  And in a Mood.  Still want your property Back, Mr. Private Citizen?
look, i got a rule.  i don't talk to lawmen.  dog-catchers neither.	I'm not a lawman, I'm just a Private citizen getting' my Property back
mcmasters, isn't it?  listen, you seen a black stallion with-	Look, I got a rule.  I don't talk To lawmen.  Dog-catchers neither.
run for your lives, boys!  it's that great two-gun dog-catcher from kansas!	McMasters, isn't it?  Listen, you Seen a black stallion with-
easy morg, don't think about that now.	Isn't true.  I can't see a damn thing.
remember about the light you're supposed to see when you're dyin'?	Easy Morg, don't think about that now.
will somebody get the damn dog out-	Remember about the light you're Supposed to see when you're dyin'?
you were right, wyatt.  they got me good.  don't let 'em get you too.	Will somebody get the damn dog out-
i just got it fixed.	You're on.
i know, i was wrong.  but morg, look, we got to get out.	Listen to yourself, Wyatt.  Lie Down and crawl or you might get Hurt?  What kinda talk is that? That's Virgil lyin' over there, Wyatt.  Our own brother.  Ruined For life.  No sir, I ain't going No place.  You want to go, fine. I'm stayin' right here and have It out with those bastards.
i am usin' it, wyatt.  been wonderin' how the hell we got in this tangle.  you know they hit clum's house, too?  shot up his wife. his wife.  who ever heard of that?  men sneakin' around in the dark, back-shootin', scarin' women?  they're bugs, wyatt.  you know all your smart talk about live and let live?  ain't no live and let live with bugs.	I know, I was wrong.  But Morg, Look, we got to get out.
morg, use your head.	I am usin' it, Wyatt.  Been Wonderin' how the hell we got in This tangle.  You know they hit Clum's house, too?  Shot up his wife. His wife.  Who ever heard of That?  Men sneakin' around in the Dark, back-shootin', scarin' Women?  They're bugs, Wyatt.  You Know all your smart talk about Live and let live?  Ain't no live And let live with bugs.
what's it look like?  they want a piece of me they can come and get it, i'm not crawlin' into my hole.	Morg, use your head.
morgan, are you crazy?  they're out gunning for us!  what the hell're you doin'?	What's it look like?  They want a Piece of me they can come and get It, I'm not crawlin' into my hole.
get down, boy.	Morgan, are you crazy?  They're Out gunning for us!  What the Hell're you doin'?
that thunder's sure somethin'.	That didn't sound like thunder.
dropped him, that was it.  sorry if i made a worse mess for you.	I'm the one made a mess.  Made a Right fair mess of the whole thing.
you were right.  it's nothin' like i thought.  i almost wish...	I know, kid.  I know.  Me too.
fine.  better.	You were right.  It's nothin' like I thought.  I almost wish...
how you doin', boy?	Fine.  Better.
doc won't quit, been up 36 hours. clanton came in an hour ago, they switched over to poker.  tried to get him to bed but he just won't let go.	I know.  And nobody can make him.
all right, say you're right, say you don't get yourself killed. there's something else.  it's too late for virge, he already rolled his bone.  but it's not too late for you, morg.	What're you talkin' about?
like you said, just gotta know how to handle 'em.  old fred wasn't up to it.  we know that we're doin', wyatt.	All right, say you're right, say You don't get yourself killed. There's something else.  It's too late for Virge, he Already rolled his bone.  But it's Not too late for you, Morg.
yeah?	Like you said, just gotta know How to handle 'em.  Old Fred Wasn't up to it.  We know that We're doin', Wyatt.
come on, we're not about pickin' fights.  just gonna keep a little order, that's all.	Yeah?
listen to me, both of you.  this is no good.  this is trouble we don't need.  for the first time in our lives we got a chance to stop wandering and finally be a family.  do this and you throw it all away.  you saw what happened to fred white.	Come on, we're not about pickin' Fights.  Just gonna keep a little Order, that's all.
hey doc!  come on now.	Just his style, Morg.  Doesn't Mean anything.
it's that woman from the coach!	I'll be damned...
wyatt, meet fred white, he's town marshal.	Lotta law around here.  Just met the Sheriff.
really?  what about hell?  they got a sign or what?	Hey, Wyatt, God damn it, I'm serious!
got me.  somethin'.  nothin'.  i don't know.	I read this book, book on Spiritualism...
well what do you think happens when you die?	Got me.  Somethin'.  Nothin'.  I Don't know.
maybe, yeah.  hell, i don't know.	Well what do you think happens When you die?
boy, look at all those stars.  bet you can see every star there is. practical touch 'em.  kinda makes you think, you know?  i mean you look up and you think god made all that but he still remembered to make a little speck like me. kinda flattering really.  hey, wyatt, you believe in god?  no, come on, really, do you?	Maybe, yeah.  Hell, I don't know.
give him some good exercise?  sure some stud.  some string in fact. what're you gonna do, race 'em?	Hope so.  Clean up with this boy.
well how do we look?	Hey!  Virgil!  My God!  Morgan!  Hey, Boy!  You look great!  Both of you!
go ahead.  skin it.  skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.	Listen Mister, I'm getting' tired-
yeah.  it's a fact.	Well I'm real scared.
that a fact?	Yeah.  It's a fact.
don't need to go heeled to get the bulge on a dub like you.	That a fact?
for a man that don't go heeled you run your mouth kinda reckless.	Don't need to go heeled to get The bulge on a dub like you.
yeah.  it's a fact.	For a man that don't go heeled You run your mouth kinda reckless.
that a fact?	Yeah.  It's a fact.
just wanted to let you know you're sitting in my chair.	That a fact?
you back that queen again, you son of a bitch, i'll blow you right out of that chair!  somethin' on your mind?	Just wanted to let you know You're sitting in my chair.
we should get moving.	Doc's just in no kinda shape.
talked it over.  we decided we don't need the money.  took out 13 dollars each, though.  federal posseman's fee.  that all right?	Sure...
got a sheaf of federal warrants. being in the territories it's up to our discretion how they're served.  that means we got the cowboys without quarter.  the black flag, brother.  no prisoners, no mercy, amen.	500... Year's wages.  And I never even saw a horse like that.
way ahead of you, wyatt.  you want us to help you get ike clanton and johnny behan.  everybody knows they're the ones to blame for your brothers.	They're nothing.  They're nobody. I want the Cowboys.  All of 'em.  I Mean to break 'em up, drive 'em Out of the territory.
easy, gents. private affair...  wyatt! doc! hey!	Jack...
virgil?	Wyatt...
getting late.  guess i'll turn in.	Bundle up, Virge.  Cold out there.
wyatt, i know what i'm doin'.	Look at 'em all.  They love it. How in the hell'd we get Ourselves into this?
virge, you're makin' the arrest. you make contact, i'll back you up.  morgan'll back me up, doc'll keep an eye out for trouble.  and keep your hands on your guns. they even look like they're gonna start something, buffalo 'em. right over the head.	Wyatt, I know what I'm doin'.
no, damn it, it's wrong, they're breakin' the law.	All right, Virge, your call.  But Give Doc the shotgun.  They'll be Less apt to get nervy if they see Him on the street howitzer.
virge, that's a misdemeanor.  you go down there to arrest 'em, something goes wrong, maybe this time somebody gets his head broke, suddenly it's a mess and it won't end there, you'll have cowboys comin' around lookin' for trouble from here to christmas. you gonna risk all that over a misdemeanor?	No, damn it, it's wrong, they're Breakin' the law.
they're carrying guns in town.	Virge, that's a misdemeanor.  You Go down there to arrest 'em, Something goes wrong, maybe this Time somebody gets his head Broke, suddenly it's a mess and It won't end there, you'll have Cowboys comin' around lookin' for Trouble from here to Christmas. You gonna risk all that over a Misdemeanor?
you'll never make that stick.	They're carrying guns in town.
wyatt, they're threatening our lives.	You'll never make that stick.
wait till the liquor wears off. once they start getting headaches they'll lose interest.	Wyatt, they're threatening our lives.
here they are again.  look at 'em.	Easy, Virge, they're just tryin' To egg us on.
billy clanton, wes fuller, and billy claiborne.  now there's six of 'em.  this is like a bad dream.	Just stay calm, use your head. It'll be all right.  Just the Same, though...  Guess you better swear me in.
business is business.  don't have to love 'em to work with 'em.  not if there's money in it.	You are the one, Wyatt.  You sure are.
wait a minute, you thinkin' of getting in bed with the cowboys?	Business is business.  Don't have To love 'em to work with 'em.  Not If there's money in it.
maybe i jumped the gun.  maybe those cowboys aren't near as bad as they're painted.  you know i was thinkin', there's a lot of money in the cattle business...	Wait a minute, you thinkin' of Getting in bed with the Cowboys?
it's got nothin' to do with you, wyatt.  it's-	Nothing to do with me?  I'm your Brother for Christ's sake.  God, I Don't believe this.  Talk to him, will you?  Or hit him.  Oh no, don't tell me...
virgil, please.  don't do this to me.	It's got nothin' to do with you, Wyatt.  It's-
i couldn't help it, wyatt.  i looked at that woman and it was just like somebody slapping me in the face.  i mean these people're afraid to even walk down the street and i'm trying to make money off it like some kind of god damn vulture.  that's not me, that's somebody i don't even know.	Virgil, please.  Don't do this to me.
pretty fun too, isn't it?	Kinda, actually, yeah.  I gotta admit.
i can't hardly believe it.  it's working out just like you said, wyatt.  we're lootin' this burg six ways through sunday.	Pretty fun too, isn't it?
you know, i was thinkin', maybe we ought to open our own place. that's the real money.  build it up, milk it for all it's worth, then sell it off for a bundle and breeze out of this burg with more money than croesus and ready to live like kings.  let's you and me take a walk around town, virge, see if we can scout us out a couple of nice lots.	I can't hardly believe it.  It's Working out just like you said, Wyatt.  We're lootin' this burg Six ways through Sunday.
keep your eye on that brass ring. don't let anything side-track you.	I know, I need a keeper.
her maiden name was sullivan.	Better go with 'em, honey.  Here's Where I leave you.
acquired?	So to speak.
well we're off and running.  just acquired us a quarter-interest in the game at the oriental.	Acquired?
look pretty rough.	Just like any other hard cases. Gotta know how to handle 'em.
well that's your problem.  hey virge, see anything of doc while you were in prescott?	Hit a streak when we left.  Him And Kate.
well here we are a family again. been so long plain forgot how good it feels.  want to thank you for that, wyatt.  all your doin'.	We're gonna do it, boys.  Gonna Get ours.  Feel it in my bones. All we have to do is keep our Eyes on that brass ring.
look at that.  busted.  brand new money ward, too.  33 years old and i don't even have a decent watch.  'bout time i started lookin' out for myself.	Well here we are a family again. Been so long plain forgot how Good it feels.  Want to thank you For that, Wyatt.  All your doin'.
allie-girl...and louisa!  you're so lovely.  i'm at your feet, darlin'.  just at your feet.  guess it's only right.  ma always said you were the prettiest.	But she doted on the frowner
no, i gotta do something.  i don't suppose you'd card-	None of my business, Fred.
why don't you just leave it alone?	No, I gotta do something.  I don't Suppose you'd card-
ike clanton, old man's eldest son.  know he ain't got the stuff, makes him miserable.	Yeah, and dangerous.
curly bill, huh?  who was that other idiot?	Ike Clanton, Old Man's eldest Son.  Know he ain't got the stuff, Makes him miserable.
see what i mean about it getting spooky?	Curly Bill, huh?  Who was that Other idiot?
what about all these saloons?	Ah, now that's the real mother- Lode in Tombstone.  Up and down Allen Street, full-blast 24 hours A day, liquor, hostesses, Gamblin', makin' money hand over Fist.  All except the Oriental.  On Account of the element.  Have a Man for breakfast in there most Days.  Regular slaughter house. High-rollers won't go near it. Too bad, nice place.
it's too late -	GET BOND OUT OF THERE.
i appreciate your assistance, m. but this is now a military operation.	Bring up the tracking satellite. And get 007 out of there.
but -	- Thank you, M. But this is more than your man can handle.  Are we in agreement?
- i'll be sure to acknowledge 007's 'assistance' in my report to the prime minister. but this is, still, a naval operation.	What do they say in Russia, General Bukharin?
... what were you saying, admiral? something about this 'not being a job for a wine-sniffing, skirt-chasing playboy spy?'	- I'll be sure to acknowledge 007's 'assistance' in my report to the Prime Minister. But this is, still, a naval operation.
36 hours. they've already sailed from the persian gulf.	I expect to have that gold recovered in 36 hours. Until then, I'm imposing my own electronic silence: For the sake of the economy, not a word to NATO, the press, the CIA.  ...And so long as Commander Bond here seems to be such an expert on these matters, I want him to go along as an observer. Are we agreed?
at least we know where the gold is. when are the recovery ships due?	36 hours. They've already sailed from the Persian gulf.
i resent your tone, sir. i have men who are missing -	And I have the entire British economy to worry about.
why wasn't the ship protected?!?! why was it sailing without radar?	I resent your tone, sir. I have men who are missing -
excuse me, but -  i must formally protest this meeting. given the nature of what's occurred - and the need for secrecy - i see no reason to involve the air force, the army, or mi-6.  this is an internal affair that should be handled strictly by the officers of her majesty's royal navy.	Admiral, are you suggesting -
good evening. i've just spoken with the prime minister at the economic summit in tokyo; he's expecting a full update within the hour.  for those of you still unaware, some forty minutes ago -	Excuse me, but -  I must formally protest this meeting. Given the nature of what's occurred - and the need for secrecy - I see no reason to involve the air force, the army, or MI-6.  This is an internal affair that should be handled strictly by the officers of her Majesty's Royal Navy.
i'd rather die alone.	Take the girl. Leave the handcuffs. We'll drown her at sea.
...as the advertising says: tomorrow never lies.	What about the gold?
- instant melt-down.	Chernobyl will look like a campfire.
precisely, mr. bond. in a matter of minutes, the boring device will arrive at the core of the reactor...  and when the radioactive blades cut into the plutonium -	- Instant melt-down.
...so that's what the weapons grade uranium was for.	Precisely, Mr. Bond. In a matter of minutes, the boring device will arrive at the core of the reactor...  And when the radioactive blades cut into the plutonium -
are your guards really going to kill a helpless girl?	My guards are from South Africa, Mr. Bond. This is their chance to get even with the formerly 'Great' Britain.  Now both of you. Put your hands on your heads, and step forward.
i'm sure they will.	Good-bye, Mister Bond.
...and what's that, my dear?	Sidney, perhaps we should leave this to -
briefly.	Don't pout, Sidney. I invited him here hoping he might shed some light on your story. He's from 'Lloyd's of London.'  ...Aren't you, Mr. Bond?
...words to live by?	Your choice.  Look at the time! Come. There's someone I want you meet - about a story I'm thinking of publishing.
you see, mr. bond, you and i are both men of action. but your era is passing. words are the new weapons; satellites the new artillery. and make no mistake about it: in the right hands, they can be as deadly as your walther ppk.	...Words to live by?
or disinformation... if you wanted to, say, beam down a signal to send a ship off course? maybe one degree a minute?	Fantastic idea Mr. Bond! Perhaps I should buy it for a book! It's totally preposterous, but -  You amuse me. ...And now perhaps I can amuse you.
they're merely tools to disseminate information.	Or disinformation... If you wanted to, say, beam down a signal to send a ship off course? Maybe one degree a minute?
...although it must be fun to have all those satellites.	They're merely tools to disseminate information.
and still not a thing to watch.	...Although it must be fun to have all those satellites.
welcome to the new world order, mr. bond.  churchill had his armies; caesar had his legions; i have my divisions:  news, sports, business, entertainment. and these are my foot soldiers:  2000 people working on 14 floors to feed 300 newspapers, 4 cable news networks, 87 magazines, and 29 different cable tv channels - in 35 languages.	And still not a thing to watch.
because it's a dying city. since the chinese take-over, who knows what can happen tomorrow?  in any case, this is my father, charles: a royal bastard who started the first radio and television stations. said i'd never amount to anything, but...  i turned it into this	Welcome to the new world order, Mr. Bond.  Churchill had his armies; Caesar had his legions; I have my divisions:  News, sports, business, entertainment. And these are my foot soldiers:  2000 people working on 14 floors to feed 300 newspapers, 4 cable news networks, 87 magazines, and 29 different cable TV channels - in 35 languages.
so why did you leave?	Because it's a dying city. Since the Chinese take-over, who knows what can happen tomorrow?  In any case, this is my father, Charles: A royal bastard who started the first radio and television stations. Said I'd never amount to anything, but...  I turned it into this
my third great uncle - the earl of aberdeen - negotiated the purchase of hong kong from the chinese.  his son-in-law - george harmsway - made the first family fortune, running opium into shanghai...  his son, thomas, who lost it, smoking the opium... and my grandfather henry, who opened the first telegraph station, and published the colony's first english newspaper.  it was a city of unlimited possibility.	So why did you leave?
yes. i can see: you've hung the rest of your relatives.	My third great Uncle - the Earl of Aberdeen - negotiated the purchase of Hong Kong from the Chinese.  His son-in-law - George Harmsway - made the first family fortune, running opium into Shanghai...  His son, Thomas, who lost it, smoking the opium... And my grandfather Henry, who opened the first telegraph station, and published the colony's first English newspaper.  It was a city of unlimited possibility.
i call this the rogue's gallery.	Yes. I can see: You've hung the rest of your relatives.
sightseeing.	I call this the Rogue's gallery.
by the way - what is it that brings you to kuala lumpur, mister bond?	Sightseeing.
i can feel your pain.	By the way - what is it that brings you to Kuala Lumpur, Mister Bond?
still, i do miss her. i only wish she could have lived to see all this.	I can feel your pain.
the only difference between a psychopath and a genius, mr. bond, is the degree of success.	Still, I do miss her. I only wish she could have lived to see all this.
i wonder if it runs in the family.	The only difference between a psychopath and a genius, Mr. Bond, is the degree of success.
i tried to save her. but she remained a manic depressive: fits, inappropriate behavior... delusions of grandeur.	I wonder if it runs in the family.
i see.	I tried to save her. But she remained a manic depressive: Fits, inappropriate behavior... Delusions of grandeur.
before i became involved with paris, she was always involved with the most inappropriate' men...  playboys. thrill seekers. middle aged peter pans who only brought out the worst in her.	I see.
sir elliot.	Come. Let's get out of the noise.  - I'll give you a tour of the building, then we'll talk.
mr. bond! nice to see you.	Sir Elliot.
oh, please, mr. bond. we live in the information age! information is currency - and with the right currency, you can have any piece of information.  besides i own the phone company. what do you say? twenty minutes?	I'm on my way.
how did you get this number?	Oh, please, Mr. Bond. We live in the information age! Information is currency - and with the right currency, you can have any piece of information.  Besides I own the phone company. What do you say? Twenty minutes?
a piece of advice, mr. bond: don't screw with a man who buys ink by the ton.  it's deadlier than uranium.	We'll see about that.
which part? the colonel's? or yours?	A piece of advice, Mr. Bond: Don't screw with a man who buys ink by the ton.  It's deadlier than uranium.
i hope you've enjoyed this little charade.	Which part? The Colonel's? Or yours?
it's a beautiful boat, sir elliot. practically glows in the dark.	I can tell you're a man with an eye for exquisite possessions, Mr. Bond.  Darling! Come here.  I want you to meet my wife.
always nice to meet one of her majesty's fellow subjects...  especially one with such distinguished friends.	You might say I've always been one of Mr. Valentin's biggest followers.
where can i find him?	Him? He, is a she -  at the bar.
maybe you should talk to sidney winch. owns a marine salvage company. nobody knows more about the strait.	Where can I find him?
i appreciate your time -	Maybe you should talk to Sidney Winch. Owns a marine salvage company. Nobody knows more about the Strait.
next morning. both boats. nothing wrong.  my 90 year old grandfather thinks 'ghost in the computer - silicon dragon.'	I appreciate your time -
did you test the auto-pilots? the satellite positioning receiver?	Next morning. Both boats. Nothing wrong.  My 90 year old grandfather thinks 'Ghost in the computer - Silicon Dragon.'
the kuala lumpur ferry was 35 miles off-course that night. captain blamed the auto-pilot; i suspected he was drunk - until the sumatra ferry captain had same problem.	Did you test the auto-pilots? The satellite positioning receiver?
i'm sorry.	The Kuala Lumpur ferry was 35 miles off-course that night. Captain blamed the auto-pilot; I suspected he was drunk - until the Sumatra ferry captain had same problem.
sometimes kill the crew; other times -  torture them.	I'm sorry.
i know. pirates from sumatra want the cargo; smugglers from thailand and burma want the ships.	Sometimes kill the crew; other times -  Torture them.
in the strait of malacca, when a boat is even five minutes late, one begins to worry, mr. bond.	I know. Pirates from Sumatra want the cargo; smugglers from Thailand and Burma want the ships.
what - no lust for adventure?	No, 007. It's just that I've learned from personal experience - that when we get what we want -  Somehow the reality is never as... Satisfying as the fantasy.
not all of us, 007.	What - no lust for adventure?
- we all want what we can't have?	Not all of us, 007.
actually, i've never known you to do either... but -	- We all want what we can't have?
moneypenny! how indiscreet! have you ever known me to kiss and tell?	Actually, I've never known you to do either... But -
by the way, james: ordinarily i would never ask, but... weren't you and that colonel once stranded on a raft for two weeks in the sargasso sea?	Moneypenny! How indiscreet! Have you ever known me to kiss and tell?
in the darkest moments, it's what i live for. especially since i've heard how much you like to watch... on the hidden camera.	By the way, James: Ordinarily I would never ask, but... Weren't you and that Colonel once stranded on a raft for two weeks in the Sargasso Sea?
hello, james. enjoy your meeting?	In the darkest moments, it's what I live for. Especially since I've heard how much you like to watch... On the hidden camera.
moneypenny! we've got to stop meeting like this. they may be on to us.	Hello, James. Enjoy your meeting?
tsi tien, chien-penny.	Ah, James. You always were a cunning linguist... Au revoir, mon cher.
four o'clock. don't be late.	Tsi tien, Chien-penny.
4:30. it may take me a little longer to wrap things up here.	Four o'clock. Don't be late.
four o'clock. m will meet you in the conference room.	4:30. It may take me a little longer to wrap things up here.
moneypenny... here i was, finally getting a feel for a new tongue -	Four o'clock. M will meet you in the conference room.
i'm sure she is, james. but i'm afraid you'll have to 'kiss off' the rest of your lessons this afternoon.	Moneypenny... Here I was, finally getting a feel for a new tongue -
i must say, q, you seem to be doing rather well in your retirement.	Don't even think about it. 007. They're my granddaughters.
standard equipment. the world's automobile manufacturers seem to be in some kind of mad war to see who can provide the most beverage cup holders.	I must say, Q, you seem to be doing rather well in your retirement.
... 17 beverage cup holders?	Standard equipment. The world's automobile manufacturers seem to be in some kind of mad war to see who can provide the most beverage cup holders.
yes. and do try to keep all four of them on the road.  all the usual refinements: smoke, missiles, machine guns -  fully operational remote control. drives forward, reverse -  stop that!  plus infrared thermal imaging radar, heads up instrumentation, and 17 beverage cup holders.	... 17 Beverage cup holders?
- four wheel drive?	Yes. And do try to keep all four of them on the road.  All the usual refinements: Smoke, missiles, machine guns -  Fully operational remote control. Drives forward, reverse -  Stop that!  Plus infrared thermal imaging radar, heads up instrumentation, and 17 beverage cup holders.
your new car.	- Four wheel drive?
i don't care who you dial, so long as it's not me. next -	Your new car.
do i have to dial '9' to get out?	I don't care who you dial, so long as it's not me. Next -
not a clue. i didn't lose the ship.  next, your new personal communicator.  picture-phone, fax, beeper.	Do I have to dial '9' to get out?
do you have any idea of what any of that means? in english?	Not a clue. I didn't lose the ship.  Next, your new personal communicator.  Picture-phone, fax, beeper.
that hardly makes up for the imposition.  now, for what i hope will be the very last time - pay attention, 007.  first, computer generated retrograde analysis map. body here, meteorolog- ical influences here, likely vector- ing of the ship's coordinates here.	Do you have any idea of what any of that means? In English?
i'm sorry. it was a national emergency -	That hardly makes up for the imposition.  Now, for what I hope will be the very last time - pay attention, 007.  First, computer generated retrograde analysis map. Body here, meteorolog- ical influences here, likely vector- ing of the ship's coordinates here.
retired. i'm not getting paid to help you save the world anymore.	I'm sorry. It was a national emergency -
q! how are you?	Retired. I'm not getting paid to help you save the world anymore.
that's absurd! it took two squads of forty men fifteen days to load that gold.	I know what I saw -
yes, the ship is down there. but the gold is gone.	That's absurd! It took two squads of forty men fifteen days to load that gold.
what are you talking about? we went through all this and the ship isn't even down there?	Yes, the ship is down there. But the gold is gone.
...that's all well and good, captain, save for one thing:  there's no gold down there.	What are you talking about? We went through all this and the ship isn't even down there?
yes. the famous james bond. i've heard all about you, sir. you were under direct orders to act as an observer - and yet you had to go off, on your own, like some half-assed cia cowboy -  endangering the gold, attracting that lunatic woman, and then putting in a distress call for us to save your bloody hide.	...That's all well and good, Captain, save for one thing:  There's no gold down there.
don't you think you're overreacting?	Yes. The famous James Bond. I've heard all about you, sir. You were under direct orders to act as an observer - and yet you had to go off, on your own, like some half-assed CIA cowboy -  Endangering the gold, attracting that lunatic woman, and then putting in a distress call for us to save your bloody hide.
wait a minute -	Get them out of here. If he says one word, shoot him.
guard! arrest these men! escort them to the cutter!	Wait a minute -
yes -	Guard! Arrest these men! Escort them to the cutter!
just - say it. say it just once.	One thing at a time. I'll see you in twenty minutes. Go.
why didn't you tell me? why wasn't it in our files?	He didn't want anyone to know. He kept it out of the papers. He said a third wife was bad for his image.  You've got to protect me!
leave me alone! he's going to kill me!!	Why didn't you tell me? Why wasn't it in our files?
paris -	Leave me alone! He's going to kill me!!
shhhhh...	Just hold me.
i'm so sorry, james. i promise, i'll never leave you again.	Shhhhh...
it's on the boat. he's holding a press conference tomorrow.	I'm so sorry, James. I promise, I'll never leave you again.
what about the uranium?	It's on the boat. He's holding a press conference tomorrow.
do you?	What about the uranium?
do you feel better now?	Do you?
no! he's crazy - he's insane. he hates everybody. he's got these plans -  you've got to help me, james. i'm sorry. i'm sorry for everything. i know i was wrong - but you've got to protect me. i know you still love -	Do you feel better now?
what about elliot harmsway? or is this just another one of your stunts?	No! He's crazy - he's insane. He hates everybody. He's got these plans -  You've got to help me, James. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for everything. I know I was wrong - but you've got to protect me. I know you still love -
nothing.	What about Elliot Harmsway? Or is this just another one of your stunts?
don't you even miss me? didn't i mean anything to you?	Nothing.
i've got half the british government breathing down my neck. i don't have time for your nonsense.	Don't you even miss me? Didn't I mean anything to you?
stop it! you're hurting me! can't you just be nice?	I've got half the British government breathing down my neck. I don't have time for your nonsense.
is this another one of your games?	Stop it! You're hurting me! Can't you just be nice?
oh, james. i've missed you -	Is this another one of your games?
i thought your specialty was good-bye.	Oh, James. I've missed you -
is that any way to say hello?	I thought your specialty was good-bye.
paris?!? what are you doing here?	Is that any way to say hello?
political considerations?	To the best of my recollection, Mr. Bond, I suggested no such thing.  In fact, I was never here.
there is one last thing, 007: elliot harmsway is vital to the economic interests of this nation. he's also a major contributor to the party. i expect him to be given every consideration.	Political considerations?
perhaps. but it does explain how an ex-kgb agent turned illegal-arms dealer is suddenly portrayed as a long-time friend of the people.  if you believe what you read in the papers.	Need I remind the two of you that Elliot Harmsway - Sir Elliot Harmsway - is directly descended from the Earl of Aberdeen? That his Scottish ancestors practically invented Hong Kong - and out of sheer gratitude, Queen Victoria herself named the port "Aberdeen Harbor" in their honor?
more scurrilous, unsubstantiated gossip.	Perhaps. But it does explain how an ex-KGB agent turned illegal-arms dealer is suddenly portrayed as a long-time friend of the people.  If you believe what you read in the papers.
his newspapers?	Occasionally, yes.  British media mogul. Born in Hong Kong; controls newspapers, TV, radio, cable, satellites; books, magazines, movies, computer software. Theme parks.
a wedding band??? what am i supposed to be able to do with this?	I believe Q's exact words were:  "Hopefully, nothing."
oh. i almost forgot. there is one last thing: before q retired, he asked that i give you one other protective device.	A wedding band??? What am I supposed to be able to do with this?
if you can't do the time, don't do the crime?	Oh. I almost forgot. There is one last thing: Before Q retired, he asked that I give you one other protective device.
finally, your new watch: blue laser here for signaling or burning through locks; press this button, the sweep hand becomes a geiger counter.	If you can't do the time, don't do the crime?
i see...	Finally, your new watch: Blue laser here for signaling or burning through locks; press this button, the sweep hand becomes a Geiger counter.
it was an authorized test. i returned the money.	I see...
does it work on cash machines?	It was an authorized test. I returned the money.
moving along -  a typical plastic security card. name here, magnetic information stripe here -  and a code breaking microprocessor here. swipe it through any card reader - anywhere - you're in.	Does it work on cash machines?
perfect way to tie up a... 'knotty' problem?	Moving along -  A typical plastic security card. Name here, magnetic information stripe here -  And a code breaking microprocessor here. Swipe it through any card reader - anywhere - you're in.
plastique explosive shoelaces.  cut them to regulate the size of the blast; totally harmless until you attach the detonator hidden in the heel of your shoe.	Perfect way to tie up a... 'Knotty' problem?
... shoelaces?	Plastique explosive shoelaces.  Cut them to regulate the size of the blast; totally harmless until you attach the detonator hidden in the heel of your shoe.
saunders, i've lit cigarettes -	Not from forty feet.
fishing?	Big game fishing.  Sonar torpedoes. Retirement gift from his friends at the CIA.
gone fishing.	Fishing?
how is old q?	Gone fishing.
now pay attention, 007. we haven't much time to demonstrate your new q toys.	How is old Q?
it must do something.	Well... If you insist.
come on. i know better than that -	It must do something.
q's retirement party. i'd just put the knife into the cake, and -	Come on. I know better than that -
okay, saunders. what is it this time? rocket in the leg? machine pistol in the arm?	Q's retirement party. I'd just put the knife into the cake, and -
where to now, jimbo?	I'm not certain... But I think there's someone I want to press for some answers in Kuala Lumpur.
sidney winch, meet -	Jack Wade. Citibank. Commercial loan division. If you're ever lookin' for a sweet refinance on the boat -
i got you covered.	That's reassuring.
they'd never sail this close to the shore.	Wait a minute -  I've got it. There! Off the port bow!
who knows? fog, night...	They'd never sail this close to the shore.
i dunno, jimbo. it can't be out here. how could they get this far off course?	Who knows? Fog, night...
yo! jimbo! i won five hundred -  what happened?	He tied one on.
can you arrange a meeting?	Hell. The CIA built that club.
spends his nights at the kuala lumpur yacht club.	Can you arrange a meeting?
i have to get these to london. do you know this captain cheong?	Spends his nights at the Kuala Lumpur yacht club.
i envy your 'undercover' assignments.	We work in the dark. We do what we can.
she married a hockey player.	I envy your 'undercover' assignments.
yeah. russian minister of transportation.	She married a hockey player.
natalya?	Yeah. Russian Minister of Transportation.
i think i've just seen my next future ex-wife.	Not if you kill us first - unless that's how you plan to leave Muffy.
tide and current charts. work backward from the body - find where the ship sank.  where did you get the boat?	Seized it from a guy smuggling computer chips out of Bangkok.  Should have seen his rose garden: Blooms the size of hand grenades.
what do you want with the harbor master?	Tide and current charts. Work backward from the body - find where the ship sank.  Where did you get the boat?
step into my office.	What do you want with the Harbor Master?
something with an engine? not oars?	Step into my office.
i don't know if you'd call it a boat...	Something with an engine? Not oars?
hey - the world is my office.	Let's take a look at the body.
that's reassuring.	Hey - the world is my office.
i am not here, ol' buddy. the cia has absolutely no knowledge of the missing ship, the missing gold, where it was going, or when it left hong kong.	That's reassuring.
wade, what the hell are you doing here?	I am not here, ol' buddy. The CIA has absolutely no knowledge of the missing ship, the missing gold, where it was going, or when it left Hong Kong.
thanks.  take care -	You too.
here. i gave you my assistant's phone number. if it's urgent, she knows where to reach me.	Thanks.  Take care -
i didn't think so.	Here. I gave you my assistant's phone number. If it's urgent, she knows where to reach me.
no.	I didn't think so.
three. you? married?	No.
... kids?	Three. You? Married?
happily.	... Kids?
married?	Happily.
depends what number you write.	Married?
... does this do anything?	Depends what number you write.
of course.	... Does this do anything?
do you have a pen? i just got promoted and don't have my new cards yet.	Of course.
they point, i shoot.	Do you have a pen? I just got promoted and don't have my new cards yet.
interesting video tape.	They point, I shoot.
interesting presentation.	Interesting video tape.
and when might that be?	Now.
if you think we're going to have some kind of 'life affirming' romance here just because we cheated death, let me be clear:  we're going to have it where i want, and when i want.	And when might that be?
and number two?	If you think we're going to have some kind of 'life affirming' romance here just because we cheated death, let me be clear:  We're going to have it where I want, and when I want.
first, that boat is in international waters. i'm claiming it for salvage. one-third of that gold is mine.	And number two?
... yes?	First, that boat is in international waters. I'm claiming it for salvage. One-third of that gold is mine.
before we go any further here, mr. bond, from lloyds of london, i just want to get two things straight.	... Yes?
... yes???	Before we go any further here, Mr. Bond, from Lloyds of London, I just want to get two things straight.
i didn't say when i want to die -	... Yes???
what do you mean, you'd rather die alone?	I didn't say when I want to die -
sleep well?	Next time, I do the driving.
if not?	We blast through.
if it's radio controlled, it'll break the code.	If not?
another reason??? did i miss something???	You insist on calling all the shots.  And by the way: I am not a helpless girl.
...you know, that's another reason you're probably not in a successful relationship.	Another reason??? Did I miss something???
here. you shoot. i'll drive.	...You know, that's another reason you're probably not in a successful relationship.
is this - like - a normal day for you?	It's a lousy job, but -  The only reason I stay is for the health benefits.
don't say it.	Is this - like - a normal day for you?
sometimes you just have to -	Don't say it.
... we have time for that?	Sometimes you just have to -
put your arms around my neck. lock your legs around my waist.	... We have time for that?
are you listening to me?	Put your arms around my neck. Lock your legs around my waist.
put your back to the railing. sit up on it.	Are you listening to me?
what now? and don't give me some movie clich like 'trust me.'	Trust me.
down?	Up.
what the hell does that do?	Cleans dirt. Let's go.
not a lot of difference.	What do you mean?
... how did you get into marine salvage?	My father left me the business.
wait here.	No. I'm going with you.
the only mistake is that they didn't kill us in the elevator.	Wait here.
this has got to be a mistake.	The only mistake is that they didn't kill us in the elevator.
you are seriously deranged.	Maybe. But why are we going up instead of down?
he's killed closer.	You are seriously deranged.
he was my father's best friend!	He's killed closer.
blood or dutch?	He was my father's best friend!
elliot harmsway is my uncle!	Blood or Dutch?
harmsway sank that ship and stole the gold. it's on the sea dolphin ii.  and thanks to your little show and tell -  - giving him the evidence -  we're the only ones who can tie him to the crime.	Elliot Harmsway is my Uncle!
that's funny: you struck me as the kind of man who always carries protection.	Listen to me! I'm a British secret service agent. And we have about two minutes before Harmsway kills both of us.
you heard me. a gun?  i left mine in the car.	That's funny: you struck me as the kind of man who always carries protection.
what?	You heard me. A gun?  I left mine in the car.
... do you have a gun?	What?
why don't we just take these -	No. I want Sir Elliot to keep them.
just remember: they think there's ten billion dollars in gold down there.	Thank you.  "Now hear this: Drop dead."
- you're not.	Just remember: They think there's ten billion dollars in gold down there.
if i were you -	- You're not.
and what do you call this?	- The family jewels?
i hope you'll be gentle.	Think about mom.
i hope so.	I hope you'll be gentle.
do i have to do everything around here?	I hope so.
no. first, because i don't think it's in your nature. and second, because there's no gold down there.	So charming! So suave!  Don't insult me. I'm not one of your 'little London girls' who falls for the lies.
no?	No. First, because I don't think it's in your nature. And second, because there's no gold down there.
you have to excuse miss winch: she thinks she's on a 'seduce and destroy' mission through life...  ...but she won't kill us.	No?
- shut up!	You have to excuse Miss Winch: She thinks she's on a 'seduce and destroy' mission through life...  ...But she won't kill us.
nice to run into you again.	Let's not make it a habit.
i see my date is here.  and i think mr. bond is ready to leave.	Nice to run into you again.
i'll keep that in mind.	I see my date is here.  And I think Mr. Bond is ready to leave.
the strait can be a very dangerous place, mr. bond. a few words scribbled on a piece of paper in london doesn't carry a lot of value out here. including life insurance.	I'll keep that in mind.
insurance. lloyds of london.	The Strait can be a very dangerous place, Mr. Bond. A few words scribbled on a piece of paper in London doesn't carry a lot of value out here. Including life insurance.
and exactly what business are you in, mr. bond?	Insurance. Lloyds of London.
actually, i'm here on business. you might say it was a... golden opportunity.	And exactly what business are you in, Mr. Bond?
so what brings you to kuala lumpur, mr. bond?  wait - don't tell me: unhappy marriage? running from some poor little girl with two kids and a chanel pocketbook in - london?	Actually, I'm here on business. You might say it was a... Golden opportunity.
pity.  bring him whatever he wants.	So what brings you to Kuala Lumpur, Mr. Bond?  Wait - don't tell me: Unhappy marriage? Running from some poor little girl with two kids and a Chanel pocketbook in - London?
chaperone. i'm waiting for my dinner date.	Pity.  Bring him whatever he wants.
boyfriend?	Chaperone. I'm waiting for my dinner date.
no. but you can buy a drink for my friend, taro.	Boyfriend?
vodka martini, shaken not stirred.  and another for you?	No. But you can buy a drink for my friend, Taro.
sidney winch.	Vodka martini, shaken not stirred.  And another for you?
this afternoon. our boats practically kissed in the harbor.  james bond.	Sidney Winch.
have we met?	This afternoon. Our boats practically kissed in the harbor.  James Bond.
- and i bet you always leave turmoil in your wake.	Have we met?
sometimes, you just have to plunge into things. be reckless.	- And I bet you always leave turmoil in your wake.
i wonder if you handle your liquor more carefully than you handle your boat.	Sometimes, you just have to plunge into things. Be reckless.
bourbon. neat.	I wonder if you handle your liquor more carefully than you handle your boat.
sabotage?	A three-thousand ton frigate doesn't just vanish into thin air.
the infrared satellite images. no heat, no flame, no explosion. if that boat went down where they said it did, there should have been some residual heat reading on the surface.	Sabotage?
it doesn't quite add up.	The infrared satellite images. No heat, no flame, no explosion. If that boat went down where they said it did, there should have been some residual heat reading on the surface.
what do you make of all this?	It doesn't quite add up.
i have an excellent teacher.  'make sure you wear the uniform'?	What do you make of all this?
...you're turning into quite the politician, 007.	I have an excellent teacher.  'Make sure you wear the uniform'?
sorry i'm late -	Actually, you're just in time.  Admiral Roebuck: You know Commander Bond, don't you?
...i'll give you a ring from venice.	Good luck on your mission, 007.
but if elliot harmsway is involved with that uranium, i want him prosecuted to the ends of the earth.	Hopefully, it won't get that far.
we serve the interests of the british people, 007. no matter who we may be foolish enough to elect.	But if Elliot Harmsway is involved with that uranium, I want him prosecuted to the ends of the earth.
.... i hate to ask, but... did you ever think you'd miss communism?	We serve the interests of the British people, 007. No matter who we may be foolish enough to elect.
you're to wear this mask at the venice carnival, and wait to be contacted.	I understand.
... didn't we once investigate harmsway?	Yes. 1988. He was furious at the British plan to return Hong Kong, and supposedly started his own negotiations with the Chinese Government. The inquiry went nowhere - but it did earn MI-6 a rather powerful enemy -
which is also why i've withheld this information from nato and our allies.	... Didn't we once investigate Harmsway?
of course.	Which is also why I've withheld this information from NATO and our allies.
the reason i invited the minister here, 007, was to reassure him that this investigation will be handled with the utmost discretion.	Of course.
... what's harmsway done?	It seems, 007, we've received a tip
- along with tomorrow - the first world-wide newspaper. circulation 27 million. daily. -	'Able to topple governments with a single story' - as he says in his press.
tell me, 007, what do you know about elliot harmsway?	Only what I read in the newspapers.
come in, 007. you know the minister?	Of course.  Minister Johnstone.
thank you colonel everhart.  007, i'd like to see you in my office. why don't you and the colonel exchange numbers if you need more information?	Yes, M.
tsi tien, mr. bond.	Tsi tien, Professor Wu.
is that mandarin, or cantonese?	Mandarin. You jerk.  I'm late. I have to get dressed.
sakwa!	Is that Mandarin, or Cantonese?
remind me.	Sakwa!
we've already done the interesting part. do you forget?	Remind me.
i was just getting to the interesting part!	We've already done the interesting part. Do you forget?
stop it!	I was just getting to the interesting part!
and what do you call these? the gang of two?	Stop it!
indeed they are.  deadly little things.	And what do you call these? The Gang of Two?
ja-shwa tsway. these are lips.	Indeed they are.  Deadly little things.
... and what do you call these?	Ja-shwa tsway. These are lips.
you won't get away with this!	Good-day, Miss Winch. I advise you to get some steam up - before you run aground.
no.	You leave me no alternative.
hmmm. i suppose this is a step above that profession.  ten seconds. are you leaving?	No.
i was an attorney!	Hmmm. I suppose this is a step above that profession.  Ten seconds. Are you leaving?
fifteen seconds. perhaps you should consider hiring an attorney.	I was an attorney!
i know my rights. these are international waters. the british navy abandoned that boat, and i'm claiming it. under international law, i have the right to salvage what's on that wreck.	Fifteen seconds. Perhaps you should consider hiring an attorney.
good for you, miss winch. you now have exactly 30 seconds to get this rust bucket out of here.	I know my rights. These are international waters. The British Navy abandoned that boat, and I'm claiming it. Under international law, I have the right to salvage what's on that wreck.
my name is sidney winch, and -	Good for you, Miss Winch. You now have exactly 30 seconds to get this rust bucket out of here.
captain morton.	My name is Sidney Winch, and -
what's your name?	Captain Morton.
forget it. no way. i got here first.	Who's Wade?
you have precisely one minute to pull up your anchor and be under way.	Forget it. No way. I got here first.
i am. what do you want?	You have precisely one minute to pull up your anchor and be under way.
who's in charge here?	I am. What do you want?
and the 9:30 news meeting is waiting.	Excellent.
yes -	And the 9:30 news meeting is waiting.
the queen invited you to dinner -	Yes -
no -	The Queen invited you to dinner -
your bankers want an answer about the brazilian tv stations	No -
send him a $10,000 campaign contribution, and explain i have no control over what my journalists write -	Your bankers want an answer about the Brazilian TV stations
the american presidential candidate called to complain about that sex story -	Send him a $10,000 campaign contribution, and explain I have no control over what my journalists write -
pencil it in for the next trip -	The American presidential candidate called to complain about that sex story -
the canadian prime minister wants to set a lunch -	Pencil it in for the next trip -
aye-aye sir. engines to half.	Chew up a log like that in the propeller, you end up with enough paperwork to go from here to London. Twice.
a dead head.  water logged timber. floats straight up. you sometimes see them on the east side of the channel - from the logging camps on sumatra - but they don't usually float this far west.  muncy! engines to half!	Aye-aye sir. Engines to half.
how is it now?	Seems to be back to normal, sir.
the back-up does the same thing.	Check it again. What about the global positioning satellite? Could there be something wrong with the signal?
what's wrong?	About every ninety seconds, the auto- pilot jogs us to the west.
damn. it's doing it again.	What's wrong?
how sweet.	My timing always was lousy.
thank you, uncle elliot.	No matter what the British government says, I won't kill this story.  Miss Oxford will show both of you to the elevator... And one of my people will definitely be in touch sooner than later.
...well! i do believe this requires further investigation!	Thank you, Uncle Elliot.
he brought that up from the wreck.	...I see.
- i told you! he was there! -	- But as I've explained to Sidney, without proof, there's just no story. Don't you agree Mr. Bond?
obviously, the british government denies all of this -	- I told you! He was there! -
what is he doing here?	I see you two have met.
take the men. i can finish alone.	You come with me -  You stay here.
you have to leave -	A hundred and fifty years ago, my ancestors took this island - a barren, lifeless rock - and turned it into the greatest city known to modern civilization.  And now that I'm being forced to give it back, I intend to return it in exactly the same condition: A barren, lifeless rock.  The gold is merely reparations - payment from the spineless British government who wouldn't listen.
hong kong, mr. bond!	You have to leave -
bore through.  ...they used to say living well was the best revenge, mr. bond.  they're wrong.  revenge is the best revenge.	Entering the main tunnel - ten minutes to target -
approaching the first gate.	Start the grinders.
please, sidney. i'd like to remember you fondly.	Approaching the first gate.
the drill is in the water; approaching the intake tunnel.	Excellent.
that was too close.	Don't worry. Mr. Bond will get the message. So will his boss.
it's bond!	Kill him! Finish it!
what the hell is going on?	It's Bond!
yes. shall we kill them?	No. I have a better idea. In fact, Mr. Bond may have actually improved my original plan.  Bring them both to Hong Kong. And Make sure he has nothing else up his sleeve.
- built to withstand a nuclear blast.  are they alive?	Yes. Shall we kill them?
they're on the bridge. seal off the 50th floor!	I should have hired this man.  Get somebody up there!
it's a trick! after him.  they're in the south stairwell!	Get more men up there!
fueled and waiting.	Good. We have an appointment in Hong Kong.
is the helicopter ready?	Fueled and waiting.
mr. stamper will escort you to the plane.	Thank you sir! Thank you!
...but because i am a just man, i've decided to give mr. hussein what he deserves.	Mr. Stamper will escort you to the plane.
please sir. please -	...But because I am a just man, I've decided to give Mr. Hussein what he deserves.
you disappoint me, number three.	Please sir. Please -
no sir! i swear! this is not true!!	You disappoint me, Number Three.
... and there's no truth that 10% of that money will go into your swiss bank account?	No sir! I swear! This is not true!!
yes, sir. but he still feels his people should share in the increased profits of our news division. he has proposed an additional 500 million dollar payment.	... And there's no truth that 10% of that money will go into your Swiss bank account?
...haven't we already paid him for his services?	Yes, sir. But he still feels his people should share in the increased profits of our news division. He has proposed an additional 500 million dollar payment.
i regret to inform you, sir, that saddam hussein is still demanding a bonus for his role in the gulf war.	...Haven't we already paid him for his services?
will the cruise set it off?	Yes.
soviet sb-9 nuclear torpedo. yield, one kiloton.	Will the cruise set it off?
maybe. maybe not.	Abort the cruise.
will it go off?	Maybe. Maybe not.
i don't know. he's not in the database -	What's in the box, General?  What's in the box???
who is that?!? what's in the box??	I don't know. He's not in the database -
kim dae yung. north korean nuclear specialist.	Meaning there may be nuclear material down there?
who is it?	Kim Dae Yung. North Korean Nuclear specialist.
oh, no.	Who is it?
what about id's?	One to seven: Deal the face cards.
soon as i rest a bit.  i meant as soon as we are back to normal again, anytime.	Here I am thinking about myself when poor Harry is resting on the floor of the kitchen.
when are you boys going to fix that roof?	Soon as I rest a bit.  I meant as soon as we are back to normal again, anytime.
how come you're not wearing my shoes?	They're too big.
yes.	How come you're not wearing my shoes?
babe brother, is that my shirt that you're wearing?	Yes.
junior spends time with his child.	Oh here we go with that.
well, you are his grandfather. he is supposed to spend some time with you. you're supposed to show him those woodsy things and this and that.	Junior spends time with his child.
no, it's that when do you have time to be parents to him? you guys don't pick him up until nine, ten at night. you are into yourselves, as the saying goes. spend some time trying to be parents. take him to the mountains, fishing. you ought to let him get to know nature.	Well, you are his grandfather. He is supposed to spend some time with you. You're supposed to show him those woodsy things and this and that.
why, you don't want us to bring him over?	No, it's that when do you have time to be parents to him? You guys don't pick him up until nine, ten at night. You are into yourselves, as the saying goes. Spend some time trying to be parents. Take him to the mountains, fishing. You ought to let him get to know nature.
what did your wife get her?	We got the same thing.
i hadn't forgotten. i ordered some cloth but it didn't come in and i felt so bad if i would have come to her birthday without that, i just stayed at home.	What did your wife get her?
your mother asked me not to mention it but your mother's birthday was last week.	I hadn't forgotten. I ordered some cloth but it didn't come in and I felt so bad if I would have come to her birthday without that, I just stayed at home.
i pay my own way.	Since when?
i tried to call to let you know i was going to be late.	That's a lie.
what time is it? do you think you can just treat us like your slave? it's after one.	I tried to call to let you know I was going to be late.
i'm cold. i need to get out into the sunlight.	What is it, noontime?
i'll drive her to the hospital.	We will take her. You all stay here and watch Dad.
you dumb ass, it's babe brother.	My name is Sam. Samuel.
i'm leaving and don't even call me when the shoe falls 'cause all he did for me was to try and run my life. i'm tired of people saying babe brother this, babe brother that. what's my name?	You dumb ass, it's Babe Brother.
i ought to break your damn neck.	I'm leaving and don't even call me when the shoe falls 'cause all he did for me was to try and run my life. I'm tired of people saying Babe Brother this, Babe Brother that. What's my name?
i told you about calling me boy. i ain't no boy. see, you and dad got a bad habit of calling me boy. you call me boy in front of my wife. you think i'm going to fix the roof? i hope the wind blows the whole damn thing off and it pours down rain.	I ought to break your damn neck.
that is a damn lie and you know it. every time father asks you to do something, you either half-ass do it or run off and hide. mama asked you to turn the dirt in her garden and you told her, with your smart ass self, that you weren't a farmer; get junior to do it. every time someone asks you to do something, you always say, tell junior to do it. boy, you ought to grow up.	I told you about calling me boy. I ain't no boy. See, you and Dad got a bad habit of calling me boy. You call me boy in front of my wife. You think I'm going to fix the roof? I hope the wind blows the whole damn thing off and it pours down rain.
you always got the best of it around here and when dad always talks about my son, it is always you, so you fix the roof.	That is a damn lie and you know it. Every time father asks you to do something, you either half-ass do it or run off and hide. Mama asked you to turn the dirt in her garden and you told her, with your smart ass self, that you weren't a farmer; get Junior to do it. Every time someone asks you to do something, you always say, tell Junior to do it. Boy, you ought to grow up.
i bet you if your master would have told you to fix the hole in the roof, you would have rebuilt the whole damn house.	You always got the best of it around here and when Dad always talks about my son, it is always you, so you fix the roof.
i told her i would if she would give me time.	I bet you if your master would have told you to fix the hole in the roof, you would have rebuilt the whole damn house.
why in the hell didn't you help mama?	I told her I would if she would give me time.
robert asks about you. when are you going to do something to help him?	Maybe I can get down there next week.
this is what it is all about, trying to keep from being out on the street.	Robert asks about you. When are you going to do something to help him?
this is not a good time to take chances. your best friend, robert, an accountant, lost his home and is out on the street. we see him from time to time. he comes down to church for a free meal.	This is what it is all about, trying to keep from being out on the street.
why are you always afraid to get somewhere?	This is not a good time to take chances. Your best friend, Robert, an accountant, lost his home and is out on the street. We see him from time to time. He comes down to church for a free meal.
you want me to mortgage my house to invest in a scheme of yours? you know the last time we went into something together daddy had to go in his savings to keep us from ending on the street.	Why are you always afraid to get somewhere?
you used that excuse to get out of the army.	You always got something to say.
you all don't believe me when i tell you i'm afraid of heights.	You used that excuse to get out of the army.
when are you going to find time to help me fix the roof?	You all don't believe me when I tell you I'm afraid of heights.
and what lesson have we learned from all of this, babe br... sam... i mean samuel?	I guess it proves you really care about me. You hung in there.
it was nip and tuck.	And what lesson have we learned from all of this, Babe Br... Sam... I mean Samuel?
do you think you won?	It was nip and tuck.
i couldn't believe the things i was doing. it was like an internal struggle going on inside my body.	Do you think you won?
you were in hell?	I couldn't believe the things I was doing. It was like an internal struggle going on inside my body.
it was like all those things old country people try to tell you what hell is like.	You were in hell?
like muddy waters?	It was like all those things old country people try to tell you what hell is like.
it's like i've been swimming in muddy waters.	Like muddy waters?
like a veil has been lifted?	It's like I've been swimming in muddy waters.
i have more sense than to give up everything, my family, you and sunny. it wasn't me, i mean the real me inside my body. i'm glad it's over. it's like a veil has been lifted.	Like a veil has been lifted?
you okay?	I'm okay. Go back to your friends.
linda, how come you don't see that sunny puts his shoes on right?	Why in the h...
he is just being like all parents, concerned about the ones they love.	I don't need that kind of love. And I don't want to be reminded all the time that Big Mama's grandmother was born in slavery. If you really care about me, just tell me how I can make money.
why does he always pick on me?	He is just being like all parents, concerned about the ones they love.
we could borrow on that land and put the money to work.	I preached to Mom and Dad about it but they are stuck in their ways, it's like talking to a brick. But if there is a way...
pops put big daddy's farm in rhonda's and sunny's name and fixed it so no one can borrow on it.	We could borrow on that land and put the money to work.
i told him we might not need it, if you can talk your parents into giving you your share of the property.	Pops put Big Daddy's farm in Rhonda's and Sunny's name and fixed it so no one can borrow on it.
will you still get the money from your father?	I told him we might not need it, if you can talk your parents into giving you your share of the property.
you would think people never lived in a house if they have to ask what does 1 1/2 baths mean.	Will you still get the money from your father?
why don't you come in for a while?	I would like to finish reading this. What would I talk about? I haven't read this month's almanac. I don't care to hear about how the corn was this fall or how to get rid of gophers by putting garlic in their holes. They pride themselves in making life hard and that's not my cup of tea.
i don't see you crying about my drinking it.	How old are you?
coffee is bad for anybody, especially for a child.	I don't see you crying about my drinking it.
what is a sip of coffee going to do?	Coffee is bad for anybody, especially for a child.
i want sunny to have an advantage that you and i never had, but he needs discipline, and you are not helping when i tell him to do something and you allow him to get out of it.	What is a sip of coffee going to do?
my daddy never gave me anything without my having to sweat for it. every summer, the way they kept me and junior out of trouble was to send us to big daddy's farm. we would get up with the chickens. every summer the fence had to be repaired. the barn needed a coat of paint. we had to pip all of big mama's hundred laying hens and go to church all day on sunday. for big daddy, calluses and sweat were the mark of a man. sunny will never have to bust his knuckles like we did.	I want Sunny to have an advantage that you and I never had, but he needs discipline, and you are not helping when I tell him to do something and you allow him to get out of it.
because you were spoiled, don't try to spoil sunny.	My daddy never gave me anything without my having to sweat for it. Every summer, the way they kept me and Junior out of trouble was to send us to Big Daddy's farm. We would get up with the chickens. Every summer the fence had to be repaired. The barn needed a coat of paint. We had to pip all of Big Mama's hundred laying hens and go to church all day on Sunday. For Big Daddy, calluses and sweat were the mark of a man. Sunny will never have to bust his knuckles like we did.
can't i be myself without you jumping in with your right and wrong? the world is not black and white. show me one perfect person. if you can't, don't ask me to be.	I do have a right to ask you to be a little bit better than me and your father because we gave you a better head start. You have no right to complain to us about your not having enough.  You sit right there with your no manners self.
don't make me raise my hand to you. you have to see for yourself that you are going in the wrong direction.	Can't I be myself without you jumping in with your right and wrong? The world is not black and white. Show me one perfect person. If you can't, don't ask me to be.
i'm busy.	Don't make me raise my hand to you. You have to see for yourself that you are going in the wrong direction.
have you lost your mind? have you thought about your wife and child, not to mention your sick father? and i need your help to move his bed from under the leak in the ceiling.	I'm busy.
harry is coming to pick me up.	Have you lost your mind? Have you thought about your wife and child, not to mention your sick father? And I need your help to move his bed from under the leak in the ceiling.
i've heard some foolish things in my life.	Harry is coming to pick me up.
i'm going back home with harry.	I've heard some foolish things in my life.
what for?	I'm going back home with Harry.
i need to get my suitcase out of the garage.	What for?
doesn't he look a whole of lot better?	Well, you look better than you did yesterday.
this doesn't make any sense; you are going to drag that poor boy out in the cold air.	He will be alright.
i was hoping you came to the door instead of him. it gets cold at night.	This doesn't make any sense; you are going to drag that poor boy out in the cold air.
babe brother.	I was hoping you came to the door instead of him. It gets cold at night.
who is it?	Babe Brother.
this would be a bad time for me to leave.	We are going where the action is. Ain't that right, Okra?  Let's play for a couple of bucks unless you want to start off with two bits and work our way up.  What would you give to be rich?
i don't want to wear out welcome, but you can stay in someone's heart longer than you can stay in their house. come with us, boy. we are going to have a good time.	This would be a bad time for me to leave.
you probably heard the wind stirring up those dead leaves over there.	I heard his voice as clear as day. I better get back. Maybe something is wrong.
i could swear i heard my son call me.	You probably heard the wind stirring up those dead leaves over there.
son, would you do me a favor and see if you could turn off that tap in the bathroom. my hand is too weak. and would you do me another favor? i don't like asking this but would you clean the tub for me? i have trouble bending over.	Anytime you need someone to do something for you, just let me know.
it is just a regular card.	Son, I can take everything you got with that deck. It is marked. Now I'm going to show you how to make some money in case you get stuck somewhere.
never play with someone's else's cards. you always get a new deck. look at this card. see anything?	It is just a regular card.
what is that?	Boy, that is the real South. That is real corn liquor.
don't pick up the cards if you are not in the game. did he die?	I don't know what happened to him. He just ran out into the streets.  I got some old records I want you to hear. I like the blues sung simply, man and a guitar. Or sung by a woman who had bad luck all her life. Don't ever let anyone tell you his life's story if it is of a weary life full of sadness. When I was a boy, a man told me a story of how he lost all of his sons and I'll be damned if the same thing didn't happen to me.
that is called a crab apple switch. it's for those bad acting monkeys and just the thing for a mean dog. now i don't know if i actually did what i did or got my life and story mixed in with other folk's stories but i seem to recall that i had to use my crab apple on a boy from back home. i was up in memphis working on the railroad, like your daddy who had an easy job. he would sing a song that had a cadence and we would lay track. anyway i was coming down beale street and i heard this music coming from a saloon. sure enough it was emory. my daddy taught both of us to play but emory was natural at it. got in a blues band and what not. he and another boy had killed a boy named hocker sometime back and they balled the jack leaving town. emory had lost one eye and had a scar running down his face. bad luck i would say. he got to drinking that corn liquor. we went to his girl's room and he wouldn't stop drinking. he started talking about the old days and he went mad. he pulled his knife and i got to mine first. the lights went out.	Don't pick up the cards if you are not in the game. Did he die?
did you ever have to use this thing?	That is called a crab apple switch. It's for those bad acting monkeys and just the thing for a mean dog. Now I don't know if I actually did what I did or got my life and story mixed in with other folk's stories but I seem to recall that I had to use my crab apple on a boy from back home. I was up in Memphis working on the railroad, like your daddy who had an easy job. He would sing a song that had a cadence and we would lay track. Anyway I was coming down Beale Street and I heard this music coming from a saloon. Sure enough it was Emory. My daddy taught both of us to play but Emory was natural at it. Got in a blues band and what not. He and another boy had killed a boy named Hocker sometime back and they balled the Jack leaving town. Emory had lost one eye and had a scar running down his face. Bad luck I would say. He got to drinking that corn liquor. We went to his girl's room and he wouldn't stop drinking. He started talking about the old days and he went mad. He pulled his knife and I got to mine first. The lights went out.
now how far would further out be?	I'm not here to argue, sir.
well, you just have to move further out.	Now how far would further out be?
we grow most of our own food. the money i get from social security, my pension and my wife's work, keeps us living on the edge. what choice do people like us have.	Well, you just have to move further out.
not anymore, not in the city.	We grow most of our own food. The money I get from social security, my pension and my wife's work, keeps us living on the edge. What choice do people like us have.
i always had chickens, ducks and whatnots.	Not anymore, not in the city.
you know it is against the city ordinance to keep chickens or live stock.	I always had chickens, ducks and whatnots.
i don't care to hear any jokes about people being in hell. this cut on my hand reminds me that it is nothing to laugh at.	It's only a tale.
but these are white people, anybody. the punch...	I don't care to hear any jokes about people being in hell. This cut on my hand reminds me that it is nothing to laugh at.
i don't want to hear any tales about colored people...	But these are white people, anybody. The punch...
i'm almost finished. i'm about to come to the punch line.	I don't want to hear any tales about colored people...
i don't want to hear any joke about colored people being in hell. you're being irreverent.	I'm almost finished. I'm about to come to the punch line.
he's going to check out heaven first. he gets a round trip ticket to heaven. he gets in heaven and finds it just like back home. people dripping with sweat, working in the fields, hardly surviving. he asked a man who was getting a drink of water, "i thought the streets were paved with gold." "they are but you won't see them," he said. "boy, you got to work day and night cause idleness is sinfulness." so he takes the other half of his ticket and takes the express to hell. he sees people stretched out on their backs kicking back, picking their teeth. "man, this is a dream." he asked, "what's you'll doing?" they all hollered back, "sinning." the devil was shaking hands with everyone and came up to him and said, "please to meet you." he asked, "i thought you'll was supposed to be burning in fire." someone said, "man, ain't no fire down here except under that pot of chitlins." the man was going go ask the preacher back on earth...	I don't want to hear any joke about colored people being in hell. You're being irreverent.
what did you put on it?	It's healing now.
i cut it on an old rusty knife.	What did you put on it?
what happened to your hand?	I cut it on an old rusty knife.
since this morning.	What happened to your hand?
you better come sit down. you are still sick.	Gal, you're talking to John Henry. When was I sick?
what, are you having another party?	You better come sit down. You are still sick.
i need to get out there and get those weeds out.	How is that hen doing? I was meaning to pip her before I fell sick.
how is the garden doing?	I need to get out there and get those weeds out.
you must have been really sick.	How is the garden doing?
it's good to be able to hear that.	You must have been really sick.
you stay inside. i will see to them.	I will appreciate that.
i have to feed the chickens before they wake everybody up.	You stay inside. I will see to them.
just stay in bed and rest.	I have to feed the chickens before they wake everybody up.
i'm worn out.	Just stay in bed and rest.
let us go back in before the night of celebration becomes a night of me killing my son.	No. Before anyone moves, you two shake hands and don't carry it any further.
i wouldn't care if i drop dead if he learn something from it.  son, you make me wish i was dead.	Gideon, don't say things like that.
you better be careful. you'll get a stroke arguing.	I wouldn't care if I drop dead if he learn something from it.  Son, you make me wish I was dead.
no, i'm too hot now.	You better be careful. You'll get a stroke arguing.
do you want your coat? it's cold out here.	No, I'm too hot now.
well, it's up to suzie.	It would be nice.
you know, babe brother's wife just dumps greens in the pot without washing them.	Babe Brother is a poor boy.
i'm trying to make him a man but you keep babying him.	You're going to find yourself on the floor.
hush.	I'm trying to make him a man but you keep babying him.
you're always taking his side.	Hush.
hush.	You're always taking his side.
he ain't nothing like me. how come a man has to have sons that are day and night apart? you ought to stop protecting him.	Hush.
you and babe brother are so much alike...	He ain't nothing like me. How come a man has to have sons that are day and night apart? You ought to stop protecting him.
i'm not going to let him get away with murder.	You and Babe Brother are so much alike...
you all act like two roosters.	I'm not going to let him get away with murder.
i asked you to wake me when babe brother comes.	You all act like two roosters.
go back to sleep.	I asked you to wake me when Babe Brother comes.
your feet are cold.	Go back to sleep.
let us settle this tomorrow.	Look! Don't try to get ahead by riding our backs.
don't bother the poor boy. it just takes some people a little longer to figure out who they are.	I don't know how two brothers can be so different.
babe brother and his wife are taking advantage of a situation. i hate to be mean to people but picking sunny up when they feel like it has to come to an end. now i'm going to ask him how come he couldn't be at your birthday.	Don't bother the poor boy. It just takes some people a little longer to figure out who they are.
my mind plays tricks on me. is it okay if i take a bath now?	Everyone is gone. Rhonda is in the bathroom.
boy, i thought you were about to cross the river.	I tell you, I feel like a ghost.
haven't the years been good to hattie?	It hasn't been the years; it's been the men in her life.
my daddy called me boy up to the time he died. i was always boy to him.	'Course, you could be right. Your sons are alive. All my sons are dead.
you still call him boy. you call babe brother boy in front of his wife and son.	My daddy called me boy up to the time he died. I was always boy to him.
you're suppose to teach your children what you know. junior, i don't have to worry about. babe brother is a different story.	You still call him boy. You call Babe Brother boy in front of his wife and son.
everyone has to follow his own plough. a man doesn't have to know how to cut a wick and clean a chimney nowadays. city people don't give a hoot and a holler about the shape of the moon nowadays. you don't plant old ways...  ... but, at the end, you find yourself doing what your father did but you have to have the land in you.  it's when you want to give the house or farm to the kids and they don't want it. you sell it to a stranger. you worked your whole life, for what?  i doubt if people nowadays have knowledge of a victory garden or seen an inch worm. all what we've experienced has no meaning.	You're suppose to teach your children what you know. Junior, I don't have to worry about. Babe Brother is a different story.
i tried to teach him right from wrong just like i did his junior.	Everyone has to follow his own plough. A man doesn't have to know how to cut a wick and clean a chimney nowadays. City people don't give a hoot and a holler about the shape of the moon nowadays. You don't plant old ways...  ... but, at the end, you find yourself doing what your father did but you have to have the land in you.  It's when you want to give the house or farm to the kids and they don't want it. You sell it to a stranger. You worked your whole life, for what?  I doubt if people nowadays have knowledge of a victory garden or seen an inch worm. All what we've experienced has no meaning.
course, it is your business, but i feel obliged to tell you that maybe you have not been fair with the boy.	I tried to teach him right from wrong just like I did his Junior.
you and babe brother hit it off so well.	Course, it is your business, but I feel obliged to tell you that maybe you have not been fair with the boy.
everything these days is made overseas.	You and Babe Brother hit it off so well.
what could have caused this? i just changed this damn thing.	Everything these days is made overseas.
it was slow. now it seems like everyone is having births at home.	What could have caused this? I just changed this damn thing.
how often is your wife called to help delivery?	It was slow. Now it seems like everyone is having births at home.
oh, i would feel much at home if you let me get one for you. i haven't wrung a chicken's neck in a month of sundays. you know, folks would call my daddy to kill their hogs. that used to be my trade from time to time.	Well, I would appreciate that.
i was going to get up and get a hen out there for dinner, but time got away.	Oh, I would feel much at home if you let me get one for you. I haven't wrung a chicken's neck in a month of Sundays. You know, folks would call my daddy to kill their hogs. That used to be my trade from time to time.
next time when i feel a little better perhaps.	I was going to get up and get a hen out there for dinner, but time got away.
you ought to come hear our preacher. remember old cat iron? well, our preacher is just as strong.	Next time when I feel a little better perhaps.
good morning.	You ought to come hear our preacher. Remember old Cat Iron? Well, our preacher is just as strong.
i'm going to wash up now. you all please excuse me.	Good morning.
it's the boy next door throwing at his birds. i'm just waiting on him to hit a pane in the window	I'm going to wash up now. You all please excuse me.
man, act like this is your home.	That's awful generous of you. I always ask to keep from wearing out welcome.
man, put your boxes down and stay as long as you like. we have empty rooms since the boys got their own families and moved out.	Well if you're sure, I won't be a bother. Oh, I don't sleep on no spring mattress. I always make myself a pallet on the floor.
stay until you feel better? i would like to hear all the news.	I'm worn out but won't you feel like you are taking in a stranger?
my feet have never been on anything that wasn't directly attached to the ground.	Stay until you feel better? I would like to hear all the news.
why didn't you catch a plane?	My feet have never been on anything that wasn't directly attached to the ground.
i came all the way from detroit by bus going to oakland. the bus stopped in los angeles. i had to get off and take a rest. i'll catch the last bus leaving at midnight. i'm just too tired to go on.	Why didn't you catch a plane?
boy, that is bad luck to touch a fellow with a broom.	He knows better. Sunny, apologize to Harry.
he kind of favors one of my boys when he was about his age.	Boy, that is bad luck to touch a fellow with a broom.
this is my grandson, sunny. he is my youngest son's child.	He kind of favors one of my boys when he was about his age.
you invited me.	Only if you are a good man, a friend. Are you a friend?
i'm glad you brought that up as to who you are. i have to know who is in my house.	You invited me.
i don't make no bones about where i'm going to spend eternity. i have always been wild and you know that. if you are made to feel half a man, what do you think the other half is?	I'm glad you brought that up as to who you are. I have to know who is in my house.
hattie is a different person now.	I don't make no bones about where I'm going to spend eternity. I have always been wild and you know that. If you are made to feel half a man, what do you think the other half is?
since she has repented, all she does is throw stones.	Hattie is a different person now.
you must have done something to her.	Since she has repented, all she does is throw stones.
as god is my witness, i have never done anything to that woman.	You must have done something to her.
good afternoon, ladies.	Good afternoon to you.
as long as he keeps his throat clear, he is able to get some rest.	I made a fresh pot of coffee. Okra and I thought you need a rest. I'll stand guard. Okra wants to talk to you anyway.
how is he doing?	As long as he keeps his throat clear, he is able to get some rest.
let me get you a cup?	Only if you can spare it.
that smells like fresh coffee.	Let me get you a cup?
can you watch gideon for a while? one of the girls is going into labor. junior is going to drive me over.	You just run along. I'll fix him his soup. He will be all right.
let me earn my keep. i'll go out and get a hen and have it picked and ready for the pot. try to make him some cow tea next time.	Can you watch Gideon for a while? One of the girls is going into labor. Junior is going to drive me over.
he has never gotten rid of the malaria. he is usually up and at it the next day. i'm going to make him fresh chicken broth.	Let me earn my keep. I'll go out and get a hen and have it picked and ready for the pot. Try to make him some cow tea next time.
i hope that it's nothing serious.	He has never gotten rid of the malaria. He is usually up and at it the next day. I'm going to make him fresh chicken broth.
he wasn't able to get out of bed today.	I hope that it's nothing serious.
ah, you young folks don't know how it is. how is gideon today?	He wasn't able to get out of bed today.
how is everybody?	Tolerable well.
what's the problem here?	She has a fish bone caught in her throat. Could all of you go in the other room? Gideon, get some bread and toast it quickly and find me the cod liver oil.
harry, you know everything.	You got to know everything, do everything, and be everything.
i have someone i want you to meet.	I'll be right there.
i was afraid to go to marcus bottom because of him.	All those places that us coloreds lived, that we used to call Bottoms, have all been changed to Drives and Heights. Everything is in what you call it, not in what it is.
you remember that boy who lost his mind, joe? you could hear him pitching horseshoes at night in the dark. he wouldn't miss a one. make him mad and call yourself running in the house to be safe. he would pick up a brick and say "go on in there brick and hit somebody" and it would find its mark.	I was afraid to go to Marcus Bottom because of him.
those days you could always find something redeeming about even the worst person.	You remember that boy who lost his mind, Joe? You could hear him pitching horseshoes at night in the dark. He wouldn't miss a one. Make him mad and call yourself running in the house to be safe. He would pick up a brick and say "go on in there brick and hit somebody" and it would find its mark.
one can tell you are from back home. these people nowadays don't know what manners are.	Where we come from, you had to know how to act right. You had to know how to say yes sir and no sir. You had to know your place.
you should go back and rest.	No, if I rest any longer, I won't sleep tonight. May I use your bathroom to wash up a bit?
good evening. it must be all the different time zones i crossed that makes me feel this weary.	You should go back and rest.
stranger my foot, it was my grandmother who helped you into this world.	Well, I don't want to put you out.
you damn right they didn't, especially emory, my cousin.	Emory had made a lot of enemies. He had a big mouth.
those boys never did have good luck.	You damn right they didn't, especially Emory, my cousin.
chick was outright killed by a mob. he killed a white man that owed him some money and when they caught up with him, they tied him behind a car and dragged him from out of the hills back to town.	Those boys never did have good luck.
i think if anybody had a hand in killing hocker, you ought to ask or you should have asked emory and chick.	Chick was outright killed by a mob. He killed a white man that owed him some money and when they caught up with him, they tied him behind a car and dragged him from out of the hills back to town.
hocker's death almost caused a race riot. a lot of innocent people could have been hurt behind that.	Strange as it may seem, it might have cleared the waters. Sometimes the right action comes from the wrong reason.
you know as well as i do that it was made to look like he was lynched. now who would hang someone from a persimmon tree?	What difference does it make if it's persimmon, oak tree or huckleberry bush?
wasn't hocker lynched?	You know as well as I do that it was made to look like he was lynched. Now who would hang someone from a persimmon tree?
miss clara's boy, emory, to start with. the johnson's hocker was another one...	Wasn't Hocker lynched?
now who are we talking about?	Miss Clara's boy, Emory, to start with. The Johnson's Hocker was another one...
there is something that i always wanted to know. tell me, how did those boys die?	Now who are we talking about?
i don't know if we could take one in with rhonda and me at home alone at times.	Oh, I wasn't pointing my finger at you. Hey, you have to think of yourself. A lot of them have all kinds of diseases and will cut your throat while you sleep. There are too many bad people out there.
week by week the crowds at the door keeps getting larger. we can't feed all the hungry.	Of course not. Have you ever heard of a man jumping in the river to save five hundred drowning people? No you ain't.  You have to take just one and fatten him up. When you spread help too thin, you , you just nickel and dime the situation. If you try to save all, all die but if you save one life, life goes on. You just have to remember, medicine that works leaves a bitter taste.
good god almighty, bless your bones.  but the problem grows.	Week by week the crowds at the door keeps getting larger. We can't feed all the hungry.
last saturday we handed out over two hundred meals.	Good God Almighty, bless your bones.  But the problem grows.
how many people do you all feed?	Last Saturday we handed out over two hundred meals.
well, you and your husband are special. ya, gideon tells me you do volunteer work to help feed the poor.	How many people do you all feed?
that's nice.	Well, you and your husband are special. Ya, Gideon tells me you do volunteer work to help feed the poor.
a woman in family way just reminds of spring and my younger days.	That's nice.
in the meantime harry can slaughter us a hog.	I already have, my dear.
is this your house?	Oh. I'm sorry. Gideon, what do you say?
an empty wagon makes a lot of noise and you, tappy head, you ain't worth the salt you put in greens.	Speaking of tappy heads, we ought to have an old fashion fish fry.
i was quoting from the bible. if the shoe fits, wear it.	"Out of weariness, I spoke to my own heart; to leave it all and to die. And I gave my heart to know madness and folly."
now i was trying to be nice, to make conversation, since we go back some.	I was quoting from the Bible. If the shoe fits, wear it.
you know the saying, "your heart is in your left hand."	Now I was trying to be nice, to make conversation, since we go back some.
none of your business.	That is a boy from home, Lulla's brother.
i know your mother ain't still operating that house of hers.	My mother passed on years ago.
some people grow up and change their ways.	I know your mother ain't still operating that house of hers.
why run out and close the barn door when the horse is gone? i remember when you weren't saved. that was way back yonder when the natchez trace was just a dirt road.	Some people grow up and change their ways.
harry, that's not nice. i'm in church now.	Why run out and close the barn door when the horse is gone? I remember when you weren't saved. That was way back yonder when the Natchez Trace was just a dirt road.
girl, do you still sing and dance?	No, I'm a different person now, Harry.
i couldn't believe it when suzie called and said you were staying here. how have you been?	Girl, do you still sing and dance?
all the people working with us are really doing it 'cause they hate to see suffering.	You never know what's in the heart and just because you can cry doesn't make you human.
ya, but you can't do the shuffle with one leg. you and your wife, in your spare time, work with the less fortunate. now i'm not talking about you and what you do but some folks that always run to help the victim, deep down are attracted to pain and suffering and love to be near the dying.	All the people working with us are really doing it 'cause they hate to see suffering.
he should be caring. that is not too much to ask.	Ya, but you can't do the shuffle with one leg. You and your wife, in your spare time, work with the less fortunate. Now I'm not talking about you and what you do but some folks that always run to help the victim, deep down are attracted to pain and suffering and love to be near the dying.
well some folks are still waiting for their comeuppance. don't take me wrong but you can't judge people by how you act. you're a caring person.	He should be caring. That is not too much to ask.
i appreciate you lending me a hand. that lazy ass brother of mine was suppose to help me.	Well some folks are still waiting for their comeuppance. Don't take me wrong but you can't judge people by how you act. You're a caring person.
junior's wife kept her afterbirth' in the refrigerator. that's why i do not eat over there now.	Country people got so many strange ways,
some folks take that natural stuff too far.	Junior's wife kept her afterbirth' in the refrigerator. That's why I do not eat over there now.
no. no. no. no. i had my child at cedars and sinai. and that ain't no county hospital. you have to have cash or check before you come in the door.	Some folks take that natural stuff too far.
did you have your child at home?	No. No. No. No. I had my Child at Cedars and Sinai. And that ain't no county hospital. You have to have cash or check before you come in the door.
in some things. when we were children, there used to be an old man that came around and would snatch your soul if you didn't have something on you that didn't make a x.	Did you have your child at home?
i thought you weren't old fashioned.	In some things. When we were children, there used to be an old man that came around and would snatch your soul if you didn't have something on you that didn't make a X.
you don't want to be at crossroads without one. it's a charm that old people teach you how to make. i had one for a long time that belonged to my grandmother who had it ever since she was a child.  in my travels i misplaced it. i have been looking over my shoulder ever since.	I thought you weren't old fashioned.
what's a toby?	You don't want to be at crossroads without one. It's a charm that old people teach you how to make. I had one for a long time that belonged to my grandmother who had it ever since she was a child.  In my travels I misplaced it. I have been looking over my shoulder ever since.
i let this rabbit foot do in place of my toby that i lost years ago.	What's a toby?
i think he wants to see your rabbit foot.	I let this rabbit foot do in place of my toby that I lost years ago.
not you mustn't touch. your mama might not like you handling knives.	I think he wants to see your rabbit foot.
oh, i'm more modern in my ways. i don't believe in sin, though there is good and evil.  and evil is a thing you work at.	Not you mustn't touch. Your mama might not like you handling knives.
you don't act like the rest of gideon's friends. they believe if you are not hard at work, you are hard at sin.	Oh, I'm more modern in my ways. I don't believe in sin, though there is good and evil.  And evil is a thing you work at.
what must i do?	If it was left up to me, I would poison him.
everybody who have been associated with harry end up with pennies over their eyes.	What must I do?
i can't accuse him just dry long 80.	Everybody who have been associated with Harry end up with pennies over their eyes.
he's just raffish. harry put him up to it. before evening sun sets, i would have his belongings back on route 55, that old fox.	I can't accuse him just dry long 80.
i asked harry about it. he didn't own up to it. he said he didn't know what got into okra.	He's just raffish. Harry put him up to it. Before evening sun sets, I would have his belongings back on Route 55, that old fox.
rush your mouth, girl. no, he didn't. he cannot be that big of a damn fool.	I asked Harry about it. He didn't own up to it. He said he didn't know what got into Okra.
you know okra asked me to marry him the other evening.	Rush your mouth, girl. No, he didn't. He cannot be that big of a damn fool.
harry always shows his good side and, like the moon, the other side is black. back home he always did try to act like the colored gentleman. i'm telling you harry is nothing but evil. i'm warning you -- you can't keep a wild animal as a pet around children.	You know Okra asked me to marry him the other evening.
i remember harry always trying to help someone. he got lulla's daughter out of trouble. he was always running to the store for someone who couldn't leave the house.	Harry always shows his good side and, like the moon, the other side is black. Back home he always did try to act like the colored gentleman. I'm telling you Harry is nothing but evil. I'm warning you -- you can't keep a wild animal as a pet around children.
you know harry lied about how that boy hocker got kilt. and it was harry who saw emory last before they found him hanging over a levee like someone would hang a hog.	I remember Harry always trying to help someone. He got Lulla's daughter out of trouble. He was always running to the store for someone who couldn't leave the house.
no, but i might have some indian chief tonic.	I haven't heard anyone mention Swamp Root since button-up shoes went out.
you shouldn't talk about the boy's father in front of him. this is family business and we have to pull together.	Whether the boy hears it or not, the man is still a jackass. Everyone should have some mother wit.
now you don't have to say anything if you don't want to.	I want to hear what happened. My brother is a jackass and a damn fool. The both of you have been as scarce as hen's teeth.
harry is the kind of guy you would love to take out in the woods and leave under a rock.	Where does her get the power to summon all his old raffish friends? They all smell of moth balls.
he just leeches off your parents. he is a master at wearing out welcome.	Harry is the kind of guy you would love to take out in the woods and leave under a rock.
when did you talk to harry?	Don't shout!
why not? harry says that's the only way to do good.	When did you talk to Harry?
we can't really bring another family in here with us.	Why not? Harry says that's the only way to do good.
i'm sorry he got those birds.	You know the man next door is near death.
he is in his pigeon cage.	I'm sorry he got those birds.
where is skip?	He is in his pigeon cage.
i was just trying to make conversation.	Where is Skip?
counting the what? what does that have to do with the price of butter?	I was just trying to make conversation.
counting the gray hairs in your head.	Counting the what? What does that have to do with the price of butter?
what are you doing?	Counting the gray hairs in your head.
but when your sunflowers come up, i'll pay you for them.	I planted a row just for you and you don't owe me anything.
i know you didn't but you have been so thoughtful.	But when your sunflowers come up, I'll pay you for them.
i didn't mean for you to pay me for that.	I know you didn't but you have been so thoughtful.
tolerably well. i brought you some more rabbit manure for your roses.	It is so considerate of you.
how are you?	Tolerably well. I brought you some more rabbit manure for your roses.
which one can i open first?	Let's let Molly open one.
here!  in the car!	See?  Now, what did I tell you? Right where you left them.
oh, great, you found them.  where were they?	Here!  In the car!
woody!  buzz!	Oh, great, you found them.  Where were they?
what?  what is it?	Woody!  Buzz!
hey!  wow!	What?  What is it?
everybody say, "bye, house."	Bye, house.
but what if we leave them behind?	Oh, don't worry, honey, I'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.
i looked everywhere, honey, but all i could find was your hat.	But what if we leave them behind?
oh, i'm sure he's there.  you're just not looking hard enough.	He's not here, Mom.  Woody's gone.
right here in the van.	Oh, I'm sure he's there.  You're just not looking hard enough.
where was the last place you left him?	Right here in the van.
mom, have you seen woody?	Where was the last place you left him?
next stop...	Pizza Planet!  Yeah!!!
yeah -- when you're sixteen.	Yuk, yuk, yuk -- funny, Mom.
yeah?!	Yeah -- when you're sixteen.
sure!  i'll even let you drive.	Yeah?!
can i help pump the gas?	Sure!  I'll even let you drive.
i couldn't find my buzz.  i know i left him right there.	Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.
okay...	I couldn't find my Buzz.  I know I left him right there.
well, honey, just grab some other toy!  now c'mon!	Okay...
but mom, i can't find him!	Well, honey, just grab some other toy!  Now c'mon!
andy!  i'm heading out the door.	But Mom, I can't find him!
mom!  do you know where buzz is?	No, I haven't seen him.
you can bring one toy...	Just one?
can i bring some toys?	You can bring ONE toy...
oh, all this packing makes me hungry.  what would you say to dinner at, uh, oh, pizza planet?	Pizza Planet?!  Oh, cool!
to infinity and beyond!	Oh, all this packing makes me hungry.  What would you say to dinner at, uh, oh, Pizza Planet?
come on down, guys.  it's time for games!  we've got prizes!	Oh, yeah!
now go get molly.  your friends are going to be here any minute.	Okay.
yeah!	Now go get Molly.  Your friends are going to be here any minute.
well, sure, we can leave it up.	Yeah!
can we leave this up 'til we move?	Well, sure, we can leave it up.
oh, this looks great, mom!	Can we leave this up 'til we move?
whadda ya think?	Oh, this looks GREAT, Mom!
wow!  cool!	Whadda ya think?
say, isn't that mistletoe?	Mm-hmmmmm.
merry christmas, sheriff.	Say, isn't that mistletoe?
whoooooah!  oh!  bo!  there's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention.	Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
we're almost there.	Rocky!  The ramp!
what are you doing over there?	It's a long story, Bo.  I'll explain later.  Here, catch this!
uh, let what?  i don't -- uh, what do you mean?  who?	I know Andy's excited about Buzz, but you know, he'll always have a special place for you.
you'd think they've never seen a new toy before.	Well sure, look at him.  He's got more gadgets on him then a Swiss army knife.
whadda ya say i get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?	Heh, heh...oh yeah, uh, I...
oh, hey - it was nothing.	Whadda ya say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
i wanted to thank you, woody, for saving my flock.	Oh, hey - it was nothing.
aach! -- oh, hi, bo.	I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.
me?  no, no, no, no...  are you?	Now Buzz, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?!
uh, buzz?!  we missed the truck!	We're not aiming for the truck!
ha ha!!  to infinity and beyond!!	Uh, Buzz?!  We missed the truck!
this isn't flying.  this is falling -- with style!	Ha ha!!  To Infinity and Beyond!!
hey, buzz!!  you're flying!!	This isn't flying.  This is falling -- with style!
ahhh!! this is the part where we blow up!	Not today!
ha-ha!!	You did it!  Next stop.  Andy.
hold still, buzz!	Ha-ha!!
woody?!  what are you doing?	Hold still, Buzz!
woody!  the rocket!	The match!
great!	Woody!  The rocket!
well, thanks for the ride.	Look out!!
i can't do it!  take care of andy for me!	NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!!
hold on, woody!	I can't do it!  Take care of Andy for me!
nice work, fellahs.  good job. comin' out of the ground -- what a touch!  that was a stroke of genius.	Woody!
what?!	It's ok.  Everything's under control.
shhhhhhh!	What?!
woody!  it's the moving van.	We've got to get out of here...NOW.
come on, sheriff.  there's a kid over in that house who needs us. now let's get you out of this thing.	Yes Sir!
buzz!!  what are you doing?  i thought you were --	Come on, Sheriff.  There's a kid over in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.
but why would andy want me?	Why would Andy want you?!  Look at you!  You're a Buzz Lightyear.  Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you.  You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that -- that whoosh thing -- you are a COOL toy.
no, it is.  look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a space ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy!  you are his toy.	But why would Andy want me?
yeah, right.	No, it is.  Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a TOY!  You are HIS toy.
whoa, hey -- wait a minute.  being a toy is a lot better than being a space ranger.	Yeah, right.
no, woody, for the first time i am thinking clearly.  you were right all along.  i'm not a space ranger.  i'm just a toy.  a stupid little insignificant toy.	Whoa, hey -- wait a minute.  Being a toy is a lot better than being a Space Ranger.
oh, buzz, you've had a big fall. you must not be thinking clearly.	No, Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly.  You were right all along.  I'm not a Space Ranger.  I'm just a toy.  A stupid little insignificant toy.
andy's house.  sid's house.  what's the difference.	Oh, Buzz, you've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.
why, sure you can, buzz.  you can get me out of here and then i'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for andy's house.	Andy's house.  Sid's house.  What's the difference.
i can't help.  i can't help anyone.	Why, sure you can, Buzz.  You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.
oh, come on, buzz.  i...buzz, i can't do this without you.  i need your help.	I can't help.  I can't help anyone.
come on, this way!	Years of Academy training...wasted!!
out the window...buzz, you're a genius!	Come on, this way!
but -- the hat looked good.  tell me the hat looked good!  the apron is a bit much, it's not my color...	Out the window...Buzz, you're a genius!
look at me!  i can't even fly out of a window!	But -- the hat looked good.  Tell me the hat looked good!  The apron is a bit much, it's not my color...
sh-h-h-h-h!!  quiet, buzz.	Look at me!  I can't even fly out of a window!
oh, i'm a sham!!	Sh-h-h-h-h!!  Quiet, Buzz.
i think you've had enough tea for today.  let's get you out of here, buzz.	Don't you get it?!  You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit!!
one minute you're defending the whole galaxy...  ...and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down darjeeling with marie antoinette and her little sisters.	I think you've had enough tea for today.  Let's get you out of here, Buzz.
what happened to you?	One minute you're defending the whole galaxy...  ...and suddenly you find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sisters.
don't tell me what to do!	Shhh!
another stunt like that, cowboy -- you're going to get us killed.	Don't tell me what to do!
woody, stop it!!	Sorry guys, but dinner's canceled!
back!  back, you savages!  back!	Woody, stop it!!
hey!!  hey!  how are you doing that? stop that!	Back!  Back, you savages!  Back!
get away!  hoo-cha!  hoo-cha!	Hey!!  Hey!  How are you doing that? Stop that!
oh, you idiot!  you're a toy!  use your karate chop action!	Get away!  Hoo-cha!  Hoo-cha!
it's not working.  i recharged it before i left.  it should be good for hours --	Oh, you idiot!  You're a toy!  Use your karate chop action!
shield your eyes!	It's not working.  I recharged it before I left.  It should be good for hours --
they're gonna eat us, buzz!!  do something!  quick!	Shield your eyes!
i'll tell you what's -- aaaah!	They're gonna eat us, Buzz!!  Do something!  Quick!
woody, we don't know what's out there!	I'll tell you what's -- AAAAH!
i sure hope this isn't permanent.	Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the spaceport --
i've set my laser from stun to kill.	Oh, great, great.  Yeah, and if anyone attacks us we can blink 'em to death.
what's gotten into you, sheriff?  i was --	YOU are the one that decided to climb into this --
spaceship.	Alright Buzz, get ready...
where is it?  i don't see the --	Spaceship.
c'mon, c'mon, that's it...	Where is it?  I don't see the --
hyper-active hyperdrive, and astro...uh, turf.	C'mon, c'mon, that's it...
you mean it has hyperdrive?	Hyper-active hyperdrive, and astro...uh, turf.
wait a minute!  no buzz!  this way! there's a special ship.  i just saw it!	You mean it has hyperdrive?
ow!  watch where you're going!	Sorry.
no, no, no, wait, buzz, buzz, let's get in the back.  no one will see us there.	Negative.  There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area.  We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
well, then let's climb abroad.	No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back.  No one will see us there.
uh-huh.  and when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you...home.	Well, then let's climb abroad.
now you're sure this spacefreighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?	Uh-huh.  And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you...home.
buzz!  buzz, come back!	Go away.
don't talk to me about importance. because of you the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy.	WHAT?!!  What are you talking about?!
oh, yeah?  well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me --	Don't talk to me about importance. Because of YOU the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy.
my fault?!  if you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place --	Oh, yeah?  Well, if YOU hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me --
this is the perfect time to panic! i'm lost, andy is gone, they're going to move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!!	My fault?!  If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place --
sheriff, this is no time to panic.	This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're going to move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!!
shut up!  just shut up, you idiot!!	Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
according to my nava-computer, the --	Shut up!  Just shut up, you idiot!!
but we're not on my planet, are we?	No.
oh.  oh, that's good.	But we're not on my planet, are we?
i just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.	Oh.  Oh, that's good.
right?  buddy?	I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
down there.  just down there.  a helpless toy...it's...it's trapped, buzz!	Then we've no time to lose!!
trouble?!  where?!	Down there.  Just down there.  A helpless toy...it's...it's trapped, Buzz!
buzz!!  oh, buzz, buzz lightyear!! buzz lightyear, thank goodness! we've got trouble!	Trouble?!  Where?!
i could have stopped him.	Buzz, I would love to see you try.  'Course I'd love to see you as a crater.
that is sid!	You mean that happy child?
no!  no, that's scud, you idiot!	THAT is Sid!
sure is a hairy fellah.	No!  No, that's Scud, you idiot!
that's why.  sid.	Sure is a hairy fellah.
why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?	That's why.  Sid.
i'd better take a look anyway.	Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
nothing that concerns you spacemen. just us toys.	I'd better take a look anyway.
what's going on?	Nothing that concerns you spacemen. Just us TOYS.
oh, no, no, no...  buzz, look!  an alien!	Where?
you're mocking me, aren't you?	Oh, no, no, no...  Buzz, look!  An alien!
you actually think you're the "buzz lightyear?" oh, all this time i thought it was an act!  hey, guys!  look!  it's the real buzz lightyear!	You're mocking me, aren't you?
don't even think about it, cowboy!	Oh, yeah, tough guy?!
are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with star command? woody oh okay, so you want to do it the hard way, huh?	Don't even think about it, cowboy!
and another thing.  stop with this spaceman thing.  it's getting on my nerves.	Are you saying you want to lodge a complaint with Star Command? WOODY Oh okay, so you want to do it the hard way, huh?
what are you talking about?  where's that bonding strip?!	And another thing.  Stop with this spaceman thing.  It's getting on my nerves.
listen, lightsnack, you stay away from andy.  he's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.	What are you talking about?  Where's that bonding strip?!
why, thank you.  thank you all. thank you.	That wasn't flying!  That was falling with style!
okay then, mr. lightbeer!  prove it.	All right, then, I will.  Stand back everyone!
i tell you, i could fly around this room with my eyes closed!	Okay then, Mr. Lightbeer!  Prove it.
can't!  can't!  can't!	I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
can!	Can't!  Can't!  Can't!
you can't!	Can!
yes, i can.	You can't!
no, you can't.	Yes, I can.
they are a terillium-carbonic alloy and i can fly.	No, you can't.
he's not a space ranger!  he doesn't fight evil or shoot lasers or fly --	Excuse me.
excuse me, i think the word you're searching for is space ranger.	The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's pre-school toys present.
t-o-y.  toy.	Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger.
toy?	T-O-Y.  Toy.
yes.  they're andy's toys.	Alright, everyone.  You're clear to come up.
well, let's see, we've got double a's --	Watch yourself!!
i need to repair my turbo boosters. do you people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystalic fusion?	Well, let's see, we've got double A's --
yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed, here, is my spot.	I need to repair my turbo boosters. Do you people still use fossil fuels, or have you discovered crystalic fusion?
hello-o-o...	HO-YAAAHH!!!
something's screwy here.	So, you see?  We're friends now, guys.  Aren't we, Buzz?  You bet.  Gimme a hug.
hi!	Everyone, it's Woody!
oh, impressive wingspan.  very good!	Oh, what?!...What?!  These are plastic.  He can't fly!
it's not a laser!  it's a little lightbulb that blinks!	What's with him?
eh, he's puttin' 'em in backwards!	Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me!
no, no!  turn 'em around, turn 'em around!	Eh, he's puttin' 'em in backwards!
pardon me.  i hate to break up the staff meeting, but they're here! birthday guests at three o'clock!	Stay calm, everyone!!
it doesn't matter how much we're played with.  what matters is that we're here for andy when he needs us.  that's what we're made for. right? everyone is now looking down, sheepish.	Pardon me.  I hate to break up the staff meeting, but THEY'RE HERE! Birthday guests at three o'clock!
oh, that is disgusting.	Murderer!
son of a building block, it's woody!	He's in the psycho's bedroom!
no, no, not the ear.  gimme the nose.  c'mon!	How 'bout three out of five?
oh, quit your whining and pay up.	No, no, not the ear.  Gimme the nose.  C'mon!
are you peeking?	Oh, quit your whining and pay up.
heh-heh.	Are you peeking?
ohhh!  you sunk it!	Heh-heh.
miss.  g-6.	Ohhh!  You sunk it!
b-3.	Miss.  G-6.
let's string him up by his pull- string!	I got dibs on his hat!
hey, watch it!	Sorry there, old Spudhead.
oh, boy.  will ya take a look at all those presents?!	I can't see a thing!
mom!!  mom!!	She's lying!  Whatever she says it's not true!
sid, give her back!  give her back now!  i'm telling!	Patient is...  ...pre-e-epped.
i'll have to perform one of my...operations!	NO-O-O... Don't touch her!  NO!
no she's not --	I'll have to perform one of my...operations!
she's sick!	No she's NOT --
hey!!	She's sick!
look!  janie!	Hey!!
what?	Look!  Janie!
oh no, hannah!	What?
i don't know!	Oh no, Hannah!
whaddaya mean, you don't know?	I don't know!
i dunno.	Whaddaya mean, you don't know?
did i get my package in the mail?	I dunno.
what?	Did I get my package in the mail?
i'm sorry.  it's just that i get so nervous before i travel.	How did I get stuck with YOU as a moving buddy?
will you quit moving around?!	I'm sorry.  It's just that I get so nervous before I travel.
aa-a-a-a-ah!	Will you quit moving around?!
huh?!  huh?!  i told you he was guilty.	Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?!
that ain't no happy child.	He tortures toys -- just for fun.
gettin' kind of tense, aren't you?	Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear?  Now I'm curious.  What does a Space Ranger actually do?
oh, really?  i'm from playskool.	And I'm from Mattel.  Well, I'm not actually  from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buy-out. Well, I don't really understand the financials, but...
well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, woody.	Have you been replaced?
where's my ear?  who's seen my ear? did you see my ear?	Outta my way!  Here I come, here I come --
oh, no!	Oh, ya big lizard!  Now we'll never know what it is!
toss 'im overboard!	No, no, no, wait!
no wait!  you don't understand! buzz is out there!  we've gotta help him!!	Toss 'im overboard!
no!  no!  don't leave!  don't leave! you've gotta help us, please!  you don't know what it's like over here!	Come on.  Let's get out of here.
save it for the jury.  i hope sid pulls your voice-box out, ya creep!	No!  No!  Don't leave!  Don't leave! You've gotta help us, please!  You don't know what it's like over here!
no, it's not what you think, i swear!	Save it for the jury.  I hope Sid pulls your voice-box out, ya creep!
you murdering dog!	No, it's not what you think, I swear!
no!  no, no, no, no!	You murdering dog!
wait just a minute.  what are you trying to pull?!	Nothing.
you are a liar!	No, I'm not!  Buzz, come over here and you just tell the nice toys that you're not dead.
no, no, no!  you got it all wrong, potato head.  buzz is fine!  buzz is right here.  he's with me!	You are a liar!
did you all take stupid pills this morning?!  have you forgotten what he did to buzz?  and now you want to let him back over here?	No, no, no!  You got it all wrong, Potato Head.  Buzz is fine!  Buzz is right here.  He's with me!
good going, slink!  now, just, just tie it on to something!	Wait!  Wait!  I got a better idea! How about we DON'T?!
that's mr. potato head to you, you back-stabbin' murderer!	Now, it was an accident!  Guys, c'mon now, you...you gotta believe me
wait a minute.  you -- you don't think i meant to knock buzz out the window, do you potato head?	That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you back-stabbin' murderer!
who is it this time?	I can't tell.  Hey, where's Lenny?
yeah.  like the attic.  heh, heh...	Alright!  That's it!
laser-envy.	All right, that's enough.  Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy --
a lunchbox?!	A lunchbox...?!
well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move.  i'm not worried.  you shouldn't be worried.	Of course Woody ain't worried! He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten!
hey look!  it's buzz!	Yeah, hey Buzz.  Let's show the guys our new secret best-friends hand shake.  Gimme five, man!
hi ya, fellas.  to infinity and beyond!	Hey look!  It's Buzz!
ha ha.  that's very funny, buzz.  this is serious!!	Hey, Woody!?  Where'd ya go?
shouldn't they be there by now? what's taking them so long?!	Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best.  C'mon, they're not lying down on the job.
yes!  yes!  we promise!	Okay, save your batteries!
if i send out the troops, will you all calm down?	Yes!  Yes!  We promise!
but what if andy gets another dinosaur?  a mean one?  i just don't think i can take that kind of rejection.	Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced.  This is Andy we're talking about.
c'mon, guys!  every christmas and birthday we go through this.	But what if Andy gets another dinosaur?  A mean one?  I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection.
were you scared?  tell me honestly.	I was close to being scared that time.
oh, how ya doin', rex?	Were you scared?  Tell me honestly.
rooaaaarr!!!	Oh, how ya doin', Rex?
i got it, woody!	He got it, Woody!
it's too short!  we need more monkeys!	There aren't any more!  That's the whole barrel.
we believe you, woody.  right, rex?	Oh, I don't like confrontations.
it's sid!	I thought he was at summer camp!
what the heck is up there?	Woody?  Who's up there with you?
they're getting bigger.	Wait!  There's a nice little one over there!
buzz.  buzz lightyear.  you are not worried, are you?	I can't quite make out --
juvenile intrusion!  repeat! resume your positions now!	Andy's coming, everybody!  Back to your places.  Hurry!
there.	Juvenile intrusion!  Repeat! Resume your positions NOW!
mission accomplished.  well done, men.  pack it up, we're going home.	So did I tell ya?  Huh?  Nothing to worry about.
last present!	It's a big one...It's a...it's a boardgame!  Repeat!  Battleship -- Battleship, the boardgame!
okay, we're on the last present now...	Last present!
this is it!  this is it!  quiet, quiet, quiet!	Come in, Mother Bird. Alright...Andy's opening the first present now.
come in, mother bird, this is alpha bravo.	This is it!  This is it!  Quiet, quiet, quiet!
sargent.  establish a recon post downstairs.  code red.  you know what to do.	Yes SIR!
sir!  no sir!	Okay, thank you.  At ease.
uh, hey sarge, have you seen slinky?	Sir!  No Sir!
w-w-w-we?	That's right.  Your toys.
somebody's poisoned the water hole...	It's busted.
what?!	Somebody's poisoned the water hole...
this town ain't big enough for the two of us!	What?!
huh?	This town ain't big enough for the two of us!
reach for the sky!!	Huh?
not now, mom, i'm busy!	Sid!!!
oh, no...it's a combat carl.	Just stay where you are, Corporal! Don't move, Carl.  You'll blow up. I know you're tired!  I know your leg is cramping, but you can't move. Do you hear me?
yessss!  ah, ha, ha, ha...	Uh-oh.
i can't hold on much longer!	Slink!  Hang on!
woody!  speed up!	Speed up!
ha, ha, oh, i love you, too.	See?  It is Buzz.  Now give back the lights, Potato Head.
boy, am i glad to see you guys!	I knew you'd come back, Woody!
woody?!	We're gonna get outta here, Buzz -- Buzz?
heh, heh, heh!  golly bob howdy --	Oh, shut up!  In a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was.  They'll see... they'll see. I'm still Andy's favorite toy.
woody, what are you doing under the bed?	Uh-h-h-h...nothing!  Uh, nothing. I'm sure Andy was just a little excited, that's all.  Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose.  It's just a mistake.
just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy!!	Got it.
sh-h-h-h-h!!	Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting and be happy!!
bad news?!	Sh-h-h-h-h!!
not now, slink.  i've got some bad news.	Bad news?!
oh...well alright, you can be red if you want.	Not now, Slink.  I've got some bad news.
no, slink --	Oh...well alright, you can be red if you want.
i'm red this time.	No, Slink --
right here, woody!	I'm red this time.
hey, slinky?	Right here, Woody!
everything is gone, now.	Nothing is left but us.
so had i.	Everything is gone, now.
but then i had a brother and a sister left.	So had I.
so did i.	But then I had a brother and a sister left.
i already lost everything once.	So did I.
how long has -	All the time.
what difference does <i>that</i> make?	How long has -
surely she is older?	What difference does <i>that</i> make?
did you now.	Surely she is older?
i thought she was fondest of you, because you were the youngest.	Did you now.
it was only a mouthful!	Do you think we should take her up to bed?
nothing ... you shouldn't have given victoria that guinness.	It was only a mouthful!
h'm?	Nothing ... You shouldn't have given Victoria that Guinness.
somebody couldn't wait until dark.	H'm?
reprieve.	I know for a fact he didn't take Jonathon. Jonathon went off by himself.
finn ...	In my pocket.
i've got a present for you...	Finn ...
stop it!	I've got a present for you...
almighty jove in the shape of a swan.	Stop it!
the swan was so ridiculous. all the same, it did scare me.	Almighty Jove in the shape of a swan.
can you move over a wee bit?	The swan was so ridiculous. All the same, it did scare me.
i hope he doesn't pick on jonathon.	Can you move over a wee bit?
he'll be looking for another apprentice.	I hope he doesn't pick on Jonathon.
he'll murder you when he finds out.	He'll be looking for another apprentice.
i finished it off.	You did what?
you <i>are</i> cold. where have you been?	I finished it off.
i'm cold.	You <i>are</i> cold. Where have you been?
finn -	I'm cold.
would you mind holding me in your arms for a little while?	Finn -
ah, come on now!	Would you mind holding me in your arms for a little while?
well ... yes. all right. but -	Ah, come on now!
can i come into bed with you for a little while, i feel terrible.	Well ... yes. All right. But -
who's there?	Let me in.
you're not so old yourself!	Living with him put years on me.
you're only a young thing.	You're not so old yourself!
do what?  oh, i see.	You're only a young thing.
i won't do it because he wants me to do it, even if i want to do it.	Do what?  Oh, I see.
what did i do wrong?	I won't do it because he wants me to do it, even if I want to do it.
go away.	What did I do wrong?
finn, there's a splinter in your left foot.  if you don't let me take the splinter out, it will fester.	Go away.
is that all?	Ah, you should see the swan! His masterpiece. Now, walk along the beach and stoop to pick up the shell.
that's your beach. this is the story. leda walks by the shore, gathering shells.  night comes on. she hears the beating of great wings and sees the approach of the swan. she runs away but it bears down and casts her to the ground. curtain.	Is that all?
what was <i>that</i> in aid of?	Get away from me...
she'll have to learn.	What about school?
she's not accustomed to being ignored.	She'll have to learn.
home is where the heart is.	I can't go home because there's no home left.
i want to go home.	Home is where the heart is.
i didn't know about the puppets. it's a lot to take in, all at once.	I want to go home.
don't fret. it's only his dream. dreams aren't catching, not like measles.	I didn't know about the puppets. It's a lot to take in, all at once.
it's as though he'd trapped a real cuckoo inside.	Didn't you know he made things?
he made that. in his off hours.	It's as though he'd trapped a real cuckoo inside.
she got away.	He made that. In his off hours.
mummy was scared of him, i think. he went to her wedding but he was <i>furious</i>, you can see it in the photograph.	She got away.
he can take out his smile and keep it on a shelf, but, his bite is worse than his bark, isn't that so, old fellow?	Mummy was scared of him, I think. He went to her wedding but he was <i>furious</i>, you can see it in the photograph.
i saw his teeth in the bathroom.	He can take out his smile and keep it on a shelf, but, his bite is worse than his bark, isn't that so, old fellow?
is there anything else i should know about him?	Speak when you're spoken to. He likes his women quiet.
slip up and change into a skirt, else he'll create something terrible. don't you want to make a good impression on your first day?	Is there anything else I should know about him?
a sin against <i>what?</i>	Slip up and change into a skirt, else he'll create something terrible. Don't you want to make a good impression on your first day?
he can't abide a woman in trousers. he says a woman in trousers is a sin against nature.	A sin against <i>what?</i>
i did like the music.	I carried you up to your bed.
curled up on the landing like love locked out!	I did like the music.
i like plaits.	You're spoiling your pretty looks. Come here.
do you know you've lovely hair, even if you torment it in those braids.	I like plaits.
he's a pyjama case, really.	Do you know you've lovely hair, even if you torment it in those braids.
excuse me.	He's a pyjama case, really.
i can manage.	Excuse me.
there's no mirror.	There's not.
you'll put your clothes here.	There's no mirror.
but you're irish!	There's no law, as I know of, to prevent it.
you'll need to know who we are, we're the brothers of his wife, which makes us in an unsanctified kind of way, your uncles. me name is finn, me brother is called francie -	But you're Irish!
juliet who?	In the play. She was married, by my age. And Mummy. Mummy wasn't much older than me when she got married. Well, not <i>that</i> much older.
i'm not too young. juliet was my age.	Juliet who?
we're too young.	I'm not too young. Juliet was my age.
they're going to fly everywhere. mean things. they should have taken us.	We're too young.
'have ploughed the stormy seas - '	Storms?
oh no you can't. get on with the painting.	It's all right, Finn.
sixteen. well, nearly sixteen.	I wanted my Leda to be a little girl. Leda and the swan. See?
you're well built; how old are you?	Sixteen. Well, nearly sixteen.
victoria -	What? Did you let that child play with one of my toys? I don't like children playing with my toys.  Have to fix you up with another hammer, won't we. Give her a saucepan to play with, that'll do.
did you do this?	Victoria -
i'm melanie.	You're late for breakfast.
no, of course not.  she's one of the top students at her school.	Well, I hope it stays that way.
is she in any kind of therapy... professional help?	No, of course not.  She's one of the top students at her school.
i... i don't really know.	Is she in any kind of therapy... professional help?
i mean, did you ask her?  what kind of drugs has she tried?	I... I don't really know.
i don't know what you mean.	I mean, did you ask her?  What kind of drugs has she tried?
one thing bothers me...  that kid they dropped off had coke and heroin in him.  serious amounts.  he's lucky he lived.  so i gotta ask: what's your daughter on?	I don't know what you mean.
like i said, open container, p.i., misdemeanor possession.  easy to make it disappear.  for you, poof, it's gone.	One thing bothers me...  That kid they dropped off had coke and heroin in him.  Serious amounts.  He's lucky he lived.  So I gotta ask: what's your daughter on?
still, this was a sensitive issue for me and i wanted to thank you personally.	Like I said, open container, P.I., Misdemeanor possession.  Easy to make it disappear.  For you, poof, it's gone.
judge wakefield, it's an honor to handle it for you.  consider it gone away.  she's a minor; it probably would've expunged on her 18th birthday anyway.	Still, this was a sensitive issue for me and I wanted to thank you personally.
i appreciate you coming in so early.	Judge Wakefield, it's an honor to handle it for you.  Consider it gone away.  She's a minor; it probably would've expunged on her 18th birthday anyway.
i want to believe you.  i really do.	You will believe me, because it's true.
if manolo hadn't gone and told them what he did then salazar and madrigal would never have been brought to justice.  he did a great thing for tijuana.  he did a great thing for mexico.	I want to believe you.  I really do.
what is he planning on telling them?	Well, you know, he's going to say about Madrigal... and Salazar.
nine thousand dollars.	What is he planning on telling them?
how much?	Nine thousand dollars.
he has debts.  he has gambling debts. he owes a lot of money.	How much?
why does he need money?	He has debts.  He has gambling debts. He owes a lot of money.
what?  what is it?	It's very hard for me to come and tell you this.
he never came home last night.  was he with you?	No.
he's not here.	He never came home last night.  Was he with you?
i can't find manolo.	He's not here.
anna.  what's wrong?  what do you want?	I can't find Manolo.
even if that were true, they're not going to come to your house where you're waiting for them.	He's right.  They'll do it when you're walking somewhere, make it look like street crime.
it's the same stuff?  from the rainy day stash?	It's the same.  What happened to what they gave you?
did you get it?	What are you thinking, calling me at home with a message like that?  You've compromised me and our relationship --
i need an introduction to the obregon brothers.	I can't do that.
helena --	I need an introduction to the Obregon Brothers.
i know i made things worse.  i know that and i'm sorry, but arnie i need something from you.  something only you can help me with.	Helena --
helena, please.  this is out of your hands.	I know I made things worse.  I know that and I'm sorry, but Arnie I need something from you.  Something only you can help me with.
that is going to be rather difficult when all the evidence is against us.	Helena, please.  This is out of your hands.
have you gone crazy?  you are not carl.  you aren't as good as carl.  they are moving the trial to a high security location.  the press has gone berserk.  the jury will be influenced.  stay out of things. let us try to win the case.	That is going to be rather difficult when all the evidence is against us.
i tried, arnie.  and, i will continue to try.	Have you gone crazy?  You are not Carl.  You aren't as good as Carl.  They are moving the trial to a high security location.  The press has gone berserk.  The jury will be influenced.  Stay out of things. Let us try to win the case.
that was a stupid thing you did. incredibly stupid.	I tried, Arnie.  And, I will continue to try.
i remember when i first met you: little helen watts from the wrong side of somewhere.  i had a feeling even then that your survival instincts were pretty well honed.	I'm glad you think so, but I'm picturing a debt-ridden, thirty-two year-old mother whose ex-husband is being compared to Pablo Escobar.  And I'm wondering who would want to be with someone like that?
sometimes i wonder what i'll do if carl doesn't get out.  i'm not very adept at being on my own.  i've always had a man in my life.  always.	I remember when I first met you: little Helen Watts from the wrong side of somewhere.  I had a feeling even then that your survival instincts were pretty well honed.
don't you have some good news?  isn't there something positive you could say.	Sometimes I wonder what I'll do if Carl doesn't get out.  I'm not very adept at being on my own.  I've always had a man in my life.  Always.
laundromats for the washing of money. unfortunately, carl had only one successful business.	Don't you have some good news?  Isn't there something positive you could say.
what about legitimate businesses? we own a construction concern, real estate --	Laundromats for the washing of money. Unfortunately, Carl had only one successful business.
even if i knew i wouldn't tell you. you do not want to come into contact with these people.  only carl knows who they are.  that's his real asset. ruiz doesn't know them.  they don't know ruiz.  church and state.	What about legitimate businesses? We own a construction concern, real estate --
please.  tell me who carl sells to.	Even if I knew I wouldn't tell you. You do not want to come into contact with these people.  Only Carl knows who they are.  That's his real asset. Ruiz doesn't know them.  They don't know Ruiz.  Church and State.
yes, i told you before, there are people who owe you money but they're not paying.  there's too much heat on carl.	Please.  Tell me who Carl sells to.
arnie, help me.  doesn't anyone owe us money?	Yes, I told you before, there are people who owe you money but they're not paying.  There's too much heat on Carl.
helena, if i had it i would give it to you, but i don't have that kind of money.	Arnie, help me.  Doesn't anyone owe us money?
arnie, i need money.  somebody threatened my children.  they want a first payment of three million dollars.	Helena, if I had it I would give it to you, but I don't have that kind of money.
this place is swept twice a day.  i learned that in miami in '85.  then the u.s. shut down the whole caribbean, but it's a big game of wack-a-mole.  knock it down in miami, it pops up here.  and san diego is so much more relaxing.	Arnie, I need money.  Somebody threatened my children.  They want a first payment of three million dollars.
how much do i pay him?	I suspect he'll accept his payment in publicity.
you're gonna get through it, but the first thing we do is get michael adler to represent carl.  we get adler and we beat this thing.	How much do I pay him?
if all our assets are frozen and our "sales force" has scattered...  how am i supposed to survive?  i'm giving birth in three months.  how do i get through this?	You're gonna get through it, but the first thing we do is get Michael Adler to represent Carl.  We get Adler and we beat this thing.
i am on the board of my son's school. i had a fundraiser for a.l.v. in my front yard.  i have a right to know if my husband is a legitimate businessman.	Of course he is.  I've known him for twenty years and he doesn't jaywalk...
arnie, i feel like alice stepping through the looking glass.	That's a very apt analogy, Helena. Now, go home and be with your children.
i don't know, but under no circumstances would i talk about it here.  i want you to go home and relax the best you can.  continue your life as if nothing has happened. that is very important.	Arnie, I feel like Alice stepping through the looking glass.
what is he being charged with?	I don't know, but under no circumstances would I talk about it here.  I want you to go home and relax the best you can.  Continue your life as if nothing has happened. That is very important.
got it?  good.  do not discuss anything over the telephone.  do not talk to the neighbors.  stay out of your yard.	What is he being charged with?
arnie, this is crazy.	Got it?  Good.  Do not discuss anything over the telephone.  Do not talk to the neighbors.  Stay out of your yard.
good.  from now on i want you to expect that every word you utter will be tape-recorded, that the movement of your lips is being read. got it?	Arnie, this is crazy.
listen to me carefully.  first of all, carl isn't here.  dea's got him and they'll hang on to him until arraignment, which will probably be tomorrow.  so here you're wasting your time.  are you with me?	Good.  From now on I want you to expect that every word you utter will be tape-recorded, that the movement of your lips is being read. Got it?
why are you talking like that?	Listen to me carefully.  First of all, Carl isn't here.  DEA's got him and they'll hang on to him until arraignment, which will probably be tomorrow.  So here you're wasting your time.  Are you with me?
i understand.  you're upset.  you want to know what's going on.  that's good.	Why are you talking like that?
helena, i'm so sorry --	Arnie, thank God.
carl --	Goodbye Arnie.
arnie, do think there's a difference between a reason and an excuse, because i don't think there is.	Carl --
carl, think about it, if i was trying to rip you off, i would have left town after ruiz was killed.  i wouldn't sit next to you in court listening to the dismissal.	Arnie, do think there's a difference between a reason and an excuse, because I don't think there is.
so my wife is lying?	Carl, think about it, if I was trying to rip you off, I would have left town after Ruiz was killed.  I wouldn't sit next to you in court listening to the dismissal.
carl, that's insane.	So my wife is lying?
you had it all figured out.  you move into my house.  you raise my kids.  you sleep with my wife.  it was a good plan, arnie.	Carl, that's insane.
i just didn't want to take a chance. i didn't want to risk it.  it could have been frozen along with everything else.	You had it all figured out.  You move into my house.  You raise my kids.  You sleep with my wife.  It was a good plan, Arnie.
and you didn't feel like you could trust my wife with this news?	I just didn't want to take a chance. I didn't want to risk it.  It could have been frozen along with everything else.
i was just waiting for the right time.	And you didn't feel like you could trust my wife with this news?
so arnie, when were you going to tell me about the 3 million dollars we got in from san francisco two days after i got arrested?	I was just waiting for the right time.
what?	So Arnie, when were you going to tell me about the 3 million dollars we got in from San Francisco two days after I got arrested?
don't bother.	What?
carl, i'm running late.  i'm coming right now --	Don't bother.
it's saturday, arnie.  you work too hard.	Carl, I'm running late.  I'm coming right now --
where are you going?	She'll be at a pawn shop in an hour.
at least she's alive.	Where are you going?
so's the video camera.	At least she's alive.
my leica's gone.	So's the video camera.
god, i don't get it.  are we supposed to say to ourselves, be prepared to lose her, be prepared to lose our child?  why does this happen to someone? how does it happen?	I don't know.
me, too.	God, I don't get it.  Are we supposed to say to ourselves, be prepared to lose her, be prepared to lose our child?  Why does this happen to someone? How does it happen?
about the other night, i'm sorry.	Me, too.
should we bring the police into this?	No, not yet.
oh, it is?	Yeah, because the alternative is to be bored to death.
i have a drink before dinner to take the edge off my day.  that's different.	Oh, it is?
i'm not the one who has to have three scotches just to walk in the door and say hello.	I have a drink before dinner to take the edge off my day.  That's different.
yeah, well, she has a way of self- medicating that probably seems familiar, too.	I'm not the one who has to have three scotches just to walk in the door and say hello.
no, i don't think so.  leave me alone, give me money.  that's what i get from our daughter.  she has a way of shutting me out that seems very familiar.	Yeah, well, she has a way of self- medicating that probably seems familiar, too.
look, i'm as worried as you are --	No, I don't think so.  Leave me alone, give me money.  That's what I get from our daughter.  She has a way of shutting me out that seems very familiar.
if you start in on the war metaphors i'm going to drive this car into a fucking telephone pole.	Look, I'm as worried as you are --
the first thing we have to do is present a unified front.	If you start in on the war metaphors I'm going to drive this car into a fucking telephone pole.
because i'm at the edge of my capabilities, robert.	The first thing we have to do is present a unified front.
barbara --	Because I'm at the edge of my capabilities, Robert.
you might want to pencil in a little face-time with your daughter.	Barbara --
i think we may have found our mexican drug czar.  it's this general, salazar.  at least i'll have somebody on the other side i can talk to.	Does this mean you're going to be gone more?
explain to me how you could think that i shouldn't know about this. explain to me how this wouldn't be relevant to me.  as a parent.	She asked me not to.
six months.  i found some marijuana, that's all.  and a little pipe about two inches long.  i talked with her. she said her friends smoked pot and drank --	Explain to me how you could think that I shouldn't know about this. Explain to me how this wouldn't be relevant to me.  As a parent.
how long have you known?	Six months.  I found some marijuana, that's all.  And a little pipe about two inches long.  I talked with her. She said her friends smoked pot and drank --
space for what?  to o.d. like that other kid?  i will not send the message that this type of behavior is okay with her parents.  because it isn't.  correct?	We don't want to push her away. These are growing experiences.
i think she has to find out for herself, on her own.  we have to allow her space --	Space for what?  To O.D. like that other kid?  I will not send the message that this type of behavior is okay with her parents.  Because it isn't.  Correct?
to begin with, she's only sixteen years-old.	I think she has to find out for herself, on her own.  We have to allow her space --
why?	To begin with, she's only sixteen years-old.
this is different.	Why?
should we take the quotes off experiment and call it what it is?	This is different.
stop.  you experimented in college. i don't want to hear about that.	Should we take the quotes off experiment and call it what it is?
honey, this is difficult, but we've all had our moments.  i tried --	Stop.  You experimented in college. I don't want to hear about that.
we'll ground her, clip her wings a bit.  school and scheduled activities and that's it until further notice. this has to be handled delicately. dan kelly, in the district attorney's office, will probably help us out, quietly.  christ, this could be embarrassing.	Honey, this is difficult, but we've all had our moments.  I tried --
me, too.	We'll ground her, clip her wings a bit.  School and scheduled activities and that's it until further notice. This has to be handled delicately. Dan Kelly, in the District Attorney's office, will probably help us out, quietly.  Christ, this could be embarrassing.
i think she's lying.	Me, too.
that's frustrating.	It's so frustrating.
so you know we put the case before the arbitration panel, none of whom had any expertise.  superfund is just one of those words.  people stop paying attention.	That's frustrating.
like a grateful dead concert.	Drugs begin pouring out of America into every other country in the world. Canada is completely overwhelmed.
how well do you know this boy, seth, who was driving?  you know the police have charged him with a dui and possession of marijuana.	He's a friend.  He's also like the only one who was dealing with the situation.  He'd definitely had a few beers, but it's not like he wanted to drive.  We didn't know what else to do.  It wasn't my pot.
he didn't hang around us.  he's like one of those hippie kids.  i'm not part of that group.  it was a party in all these rooms.  his girlfriend who i barely know was completely hysterical... he's blue, he's puking... we didn't want to get in trouble, but what were we supposed to do?  i mean, what would you have done if you had been us?	How well do you know this boy, Seth, who was driving?  You know the police have charged him with a DUI and possession of marijuana.
is this bad for him?	What do you think?
i don't know.	Is this bad for him?
are you going to?	I don't know.
not yet.	Are you going to?
did you tell dad?	Not yet.
caroline --	Sorry, but I mean, come on.
none of my friends can fucking believe my dad is the actual drug czar.	Caroline --
that makes mom the czarina.  i'm a czarette.  like anastasia.	None of my friends can fucking believe my dad is the actual Drug Czar.
czar for life, just like a real czar.	That makes mom the Czarina.  I'm a Czarette.  Like Anastasia.
did you meet the president?	Honey, your father knows the President.
helena --	Tell me what to do, Carl.  I need guidance, not a fucking platitude.  I'm not bringing a child into the kind of life I grew up with.  I won't do it.  I want our life back.
how?  supportive letters from prison while i'm being kicked out of our home?  do you have any idea what is happening out here?  our credit cards are maxed. the people at the bank, you should see their faces when i walk in there. i have a letter from the government telling me that anything i sell from our house will be taken against an income tax lien.  our friends are behaving like the crowd at a public hanging.  nobody will help us.  nobody will take us in.  nobody wants anything to do with us.  so tell me, carl, how you're gonna make it up to me.  tell me again how we'll get through this, and maybe while you're at it you can put your hand up against the glass so we can have a tender moment of connection.	Helena --
we'll get through this, i promise. i'll make it up to you --	How?  Supportive letters from prison while I'm being kicked out of our home?  Do you have any idea what is happening out here?  Our credit cards are maxed. The people at the bank, you should see their faces when I walk in there. I have a letter from the government telling me that anything I sell from our house will be taken against an income tax lien.  Our friends are behaving like the crowd at a public hanging.  Nobody will help us.  Nobody will take us in.  Nobody wants anything to do with us.  So tell me, Carl, how you're gonna make it up to me.  Tell me again how we'll get through this, and maybe while you're at it you can put your hand up against the glass so we can have a tender moment of connection.
we watched his father get dragged away by federal agents.  i don't even know how to begin to tell him where you are or when you're coming back... or if you're coming back.	We'll get through this, I promise. I'll make it up to you --
helena --	We watched his father get dragged away by federal agents.  I don't even know how to begin to tell him where you are or when you're coming back... Or if you're coming back.
how's david? how's david? he's terrific, carl.	Helena --
how's david?	How's David? How's David? He's terrific, Carl.
you all right?	I keep feeling like I'm forgetting something.
i got that.  how was your day?	You all right?
just watching you.	I got that.  How was your day?
what's up?	Just watching you.
hi.	What's up?
hi.	Hi.
you can't make me.	Oh, yes I can.
what is wrong with you?  what?  you're going away.  you're getting help somewhere.	You can't make me.
like i give a fuck.	What is wrong with you?  What?  You're going away.  You're getting help somewhere.
okay, young lady, that's it.	Like I give a fuck.
where is it?  where are the drugs?  where are they?	Fuck you.  I wasn't doing anything. You're like the Gestapo.
how long's the job?	It's a presidential appointment so... until I quit or get fired.
i don't know.	How long's the job?
will we get invited to the white house?	I don't know.
as it happens, the president of the united states, my new boss, the leader of the free world, has me penciled in for some "face time".	Will we get invited to the White House?
what if every country legalized at the same time?	Somehow, I don't see that happening.
what about legalizing everything? has anybody talked about that?	Fine -- legalization.  Okay, forgetting all of our international trade agreements, legalize everything today.  The Government inserts itself into all drug transactions.  The U.S. becomes a giant pharmacy.  Our borders are mobbed, lines of people from here to Europe wanting to smoke, snort and shoot themselves into oblivion.
what's it like?  imagine you're being accosted by a swarm of beggars in the heart of calcutta, except the beggars are wearing $1500 suits and they don't say "please" or "thank you."	What about legalizing everything? Has anybody talked about that?
you do?  what else you do?	I'm a National Merit Finalist.  I'm on the Hi-Q team and the Math team. I'm in the Spanish Club.  I'm a Thespian.  I'm Vice-President of my class.  I'm on the volleyball team.
i get a's.  all a's.	You do?  What else you do?
what's that mean?	I get A's.  All A's.
i'm third in my class.	What's that mean?
how are your grades?	I'm third in my class.
yeah.	How are your grades?
private?	Yeah.
cincinnati country day.	Private?
in school?	Cincinnati Country Day.
i volunteer.  i read to blind people. one day a week for two hours.	In school?
do you work?	I volunteer.  I read to blind people. One day a week for two hours.
yes.	Do you work?
parents still together?	Yes.
yes.	Parents still together?
live with your parents?	Yes.
sixteen	Live with your parents?
...how old are you?	Sixteen
i think so.  if she didn't she should have.  i've only got maybe an hour.  then volleyball practice is over and i have to be home.	Why?  Nobody's there.
did courtney love play nancy in syd and nancy?	I think so.  If she didn't she should have.  I've only got maybe an hour.  Then volleyball practice is over and I have to be home.
yes, mom --	Then here's a little bump.
have you done your homework, honey?	Yes, mom --
yeah, then some dope to take the edge off at the end of a long day.	Have you done your homework, honey?
maybe we could show up and smoke a little rock with them to unwind --	Yeah, then some dope to take the edge off at the end of a long day.
you know my dad takes eight red cold pills every day?  he and my mom have cocktail hour every night, from six to seven, set your clock, two bourbons --	Maybe we could show up and smoke a little rock with them to unwind --
are you kidding...  i'm staying with you --	He's gonna fucking die right here on the kitchen floor --
ach, that's what i'm talking about. sarcasm.  always fucking sarcasm. you're afraid and you think if you admit it people will think you're weak or won't like you --	We live our lives by these unspoken rules that are handed to us.
what is this, like freebase?	Not like.  It is.
inhale the smoke and hold it.	What is this, like freebase?
just watch.	Inhale the smoke and hold it.
what are you doing?	Just watch.
oh, man, i've never eaten so good in my life.  why don't you develop a useful skill?	Yeah, like turning into a beautiful woman.
remember when we sat on that mob guy, that chef, for like six months?	Oh, man, I've never eaten so good in my life.  Why don't you develop a useful skill?
what do you think she wants?	She's your girlfriend.  Open it, talk about your kids.
i don't know.	What do you think she wants?
what do we do?	I don't know.
are you getting this on tape?	I love my job.  I love it.  The next time I'm having a bad day you gotta remind me of right now and I'll get over it.
he won.  he was a winner.  that bothers you.	Winners don't do coke.  Or haven't you been reading the bumper stickers?
maradona is a cokehead.  hand of god, my ass.  we're wasting our time here.	He won.  He was a winner.  That bothers you.
you should see little montel play. little montel is the next maradona.	Maradona is a cokehead.  Hand of God, my ass.  We're wasting our time here.
so does half of san diego.	You want to make a wager on this?
she knows arnie metzger.	So does half of San Diego.
i'm telling you, she doesn't know shit.	She knows Arnie Metzger.
i have dreams about this, actual dreams about busting the top people, the rich people, the white people.	I'm telling you, she doesn't know shit.
she ain't in on it.	I have dreams about this, actual dreams about busting the top people, the rich people, the white people.
they're whispering.  i can't hear them, but i know it.  i smell conspiracy.  i feel the lie vibrating out of the home.	She ain't in on it.
that's a big word for a fisherman.	Who do you work for?
move 'em to texas, fry 'em up.	We got you on tape making the deal. We got you bragging about the quality. We got you bragging about your business.  We got you.
chill out --	It's a funny fuckin' joke and it's quick.  Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
no more pissant basin league bullshit for us, hunh?	Nope.
i feel good.	No more pissant basin league bullshit for us, hunh?
no telltales.  nothing to read. not touching my face.  not even blinking.  no giveaways.  how're you feeling?	I feel good.
arizona.	Medicinal marijuana initiative.  Or am I being cynical?
depends on the state.	Arizona.
what would a law firm want from the new drug czar?	Depends on the state.
you can learn a lot about somebody from this stuff.  three categories: you like me, you hate me, you want something from me.  definitely third category.	What would a law firm want from the new drug Czar?
your friends at warren, putnam and hudson.	You can learn a lot about somebody from this stuff.  Three categories: you like me, you hate me, you want something from me.  Definitely third category.
depends who it's from.	Your friends at Warren, Putnam and Hudson.
what do you think it is?	Depends who it's from.
women's room, stall two.  should we stop for ice-cream?	Yeah!
david --	We're playing!
not tiger woods.	Especially Tiger Woods.  ...Actually, he keeps his on the back seat.
all the professionals keep them in the trunk.	Not Tiger Woods.
no --	All the professionals keep them in the trunk.
i'll put this in the back.	No --
they're going to walk right past me.	What are you?  A mouse?  Get out of the car and do it.  This is your chance.
i don't know.  eduardo ruiz is the only real witness against carl.  the security is very tight.  there may not be a way.	There's always a way.  If people get to the Pope or the President, you can get to him.
when will you do it?	I don't know.  Eduardo Ruiz is the only real witness against Carl.  The security is very tight.  There may not be a way.
i don't really like guns.  you shoot someone in the head three times and some doctor will keep them alive.	When will you do it?
you're kidding.  can't you shoot him or something?	I don't really like guns.  You shoot someone in the head three times and some doctor will keep them alive.
you were followed by the police, but they won't hear us over the children. i want to use a bomb.	You're kidding.  Can't you shoot him or something?
you may speak.	I have a job for you and I don't have much time.
i'm on a special phone, may i speak freely?	You may speak.
yes.	I'm on a special phone, may I speak freely?
so go shower already.	You only got to me because you were tipped off by the Juarez Cartel, who's trying to break into Tijuana. You're helping them.  You work for a drug dealer too, Monty.
the worst thing about you, monty, is you realize the futility of what you're doing and you do it anyway. i wish you could see how transparent you are.  this food tastes like shit.	So go shower already.
you're breaking my heart.	The worst thing about you, Monty, is you realize the futility of what you're doing and you do it anyway. I wish you could see how transparent you are.  This food tastes like shit.
can't you for a second imagine none of this had happened?  that my drugs had gone through.  what would have been the harm?  a few people get high who are getting high anyway. your partner is still alive.  we avoid having breakfast together. don't you see this means nothing? that your whole life is pointless?	You're breaking my heart.
that thought makes me feel awful.	Can't you for a second imagine none of this had happened?  That my drugs had gone through.  What would have been the harm?  A few people get high who are getting high anyway. Your partner is still alive.  We avoid having breakfast together. Don't you see this means nothing? That your whole life is pointless?
you expect me to be grateful for spending the rest of my life looking over my shoulder.	That thought makes me feel awful.
this is ridiculous.  why is there no elevator?	When the DEA gets into the narcotics business, then we'll stay at the Four Seasons.
he hired you.  that was a mistake.	Carl and I were friends from childhood.  He was loyal, that's not a mistake.
i got greedy.  i decided to bring a little in on my own and somebody tipped you off.  that was my mistake. carl would never be so stupid.	He hired you.  That was a mistake.
this attitude's not gonna help him any, is it?	I got greedy.  I decided to bring a little in on my own and somebody tipped you off.  That was my mistake. Carl would never be so stupid.
so you pay off our customs officials?	In Mexico law enforcement is an entrepreneurial activity, this is not so true for the USA.  Using regression analysis we made a study of the customs lanes at the border and calculated the odds of a search.  The odds are not high, and we found variables that reduce the odds.  We hire drivers with nothing to lose.  Then we throw a lot of product at the problem.  Some get stopped.  Enough get through.  It's not difficult.
carlos, i mean carl, started out in the family connection business: real estate in tijuana, fishing boats out of ensenada, hydroponic raspberries. he met up with the obregon brothers of the tijuana cartel who were interested in two things: entering society and using his fishing boats.	So you pay off our customs officials?
it's a death sentence.  i'll never make it to the trial.	We can protect you.
one chance here, eduardo.  make us believe you got a boss.  no boss, it's all on you.	It's a death sentence.  I'll never make it to the trial.
you can't visit me here.  i want my lawyer.	The amount of coke we got on you means capital punishment in some states.
listen you motherfucker, you tried to kill me with a fucking cannon.	You can't visit me here.  I want my lawyer.
i am a legitimate business.  fishing boats.  tuna.  check it out.  tax records, everything --	Listen you motherfucker, you tried to kill me with a fucking cannon.
you planning on going somewhere, eduardo?  you don't like it here? this is the best situation you're going to have for a long, long time.	I am a legitimate business.  Fishing boats.  Tuna.  Check it out.  Tax records, everything --
so, it's worth the wait, right? what can i do?  rent a huey?  have an airlift?  it's not like you can put it in a condom up some mule's asshole, right?  how many peasants would that take?  a line stretching from here to mexico city --	Nobody said shit, Eduardo --
i don't know, sir.	You will dine with me from now on.
bring this man a change of good clothes.  has he eaten?	I don't know, sir.
yes, sir!	Bring this man a change of good clothes.  Has he eaten?
we aren't barbarians.	Yes, sir!
yes, sir!	We aren't barbarians.
i want to know who is responsible for this treatment.	Yes, sir!
you will help me with my other problem.	Deliver that safely to Tigrillo in San Diego.  And we have a deal.
exactly, and this is how i know i'm not getting into business with the u.s. government.	You will help me with my other problem.
that's crazy.  my husband is on trial for smuggling.	Exactly, and this is how I know I'm not getting into business with the U.S. Government.
take this back with you.  deliver it safely to tigrillo in san diego and we have a deal.	That's crazy.  My husband is on trial for smuggling.
perhaps... perhaps... i'm afraid i must first ask you to pass a test. i asked the same of your husband and he succeeded with flying colors.	Take this back with you.  Deliver it safely to Tigrillo in San Diego and we have a deal.
it should be... it's yours.  i want our debt forgiven.  i want to be the exclusive distributor of obregon brothers cocaine for the united states.  and i want the principle witness against my husband, eduardo ruiz, killed.	Perhaps... Perhaps... I'm afraid I must first ask you to pass a test. I asked the same of your husband and he succeeded with flying colors.
that's good coke.	It should be... It's yours.  I want our debt forgiven.  I want to be the exclusive distributor of Obregon Brothers Cocaine for the United States.  And I want the principle witness against my husband, Eduardo Ruiz, killed.
fine, then we don't have deal.	Fine, then we don't have a deal.
i'm six months pregnant.  i won't do it.	Fine, then we don't have deal.
you first.	I'm six months pregnant.  I won't do it.
every part, from his ears to his accessory belt, is high-impact, pressure-molded cocaine.  odorless. undetectable by dogs.  undetectable by anyone.	I don't believe you.
you want to smuggle narcotics in mr. espastico jacobo.  that's nothing new.	Not in...
we have the ability to change the color, odor, and physical property of cocaine.	You want to smuggle narcotics in Mr. Espastico Jacobo.  That's nothing new.
i don't know.  perhaps i remember something.	We have the ability to change the color, odor, and physical property of cocaine.
my husband had been working on something he called, the project for the children.  are you aware of this?	I don't know.  Perhaps I remember something.
but not in whose interest it is to help you out of debt.	My husband had been working on something he called, The Project for the Children.  Are you aware of this?
there are plenty of other suppliers in mexico.	But not in whose interest it is to help you out of debt.
you don't?  listen to this woman in a man's world, a very violent world.	There are plenty of other suppliers in Mexico.
i don't think you're going to do that.	You don't?  Listen to this woman in a man's world, a very violent world.
that is not true, mrs. ayala.  your route is compromised.  perhaps it is time for me to deal with other distributors in california.	I don't think you're going to do that.
my husband is the victim of an informer in your organization, not ours.	That is not true, Mrs. Ayala.  Your route is compromised.  Perhaps it is time for me to deal with other distributors in California.
i hear these stories.  your husband in jail.  his business in chaos. various people fighting over the scraps.	My husband is the victim of an informer in your organization, not ours.
why do you say that, mr. marquez?	I hear these stories.  Your husband in jail.  His business in chaos. Various people fighting over the scraps.
no, this is not possible.  and i thank you for coming down here, though i suspect it's been a pointless journey.	Why do you say that, Mr. Marquez?
yes, he threatened to kill my five year-old son.  i was under the impression i would be meeting juan obregon.	No, this is not possible.  And I thank you for coming down here, though I suspect it's been a pointless journey.
javi!  come on.  don't pull this you don't care bullshit.  this is incredible information.  it must be. javi --	We keep our mouths shut.
what?	Porfirio Madrigal is not dead.  I just saw him.
madrigal's alive.	What?
no, but a lot of other people.  you should come.  you should come out with us.	Go home.  Get cleaned up.  Get to work.  Salazar is heading down to Mexico City next week and I'm not getting left behind.  Don't fuck this up.
oh, really.  general salazar was there?	No, but a lot of other people.  You should come.  You should come out with us.
it's no problem.  i was just with everybody we work with.	Oh, really.  General Salazar was there?
yeah.  it should be fun.  you wanna come?	Not this time.
your new friends.	Yeah.  It should be fun.  You wanna come?
guzman, tomas, esteban --	Your new friends.
who?	Guzman, Tomas, Esteban --
a group of us are going out tonight.	Who?
this is fucking crazy.  instead of killing us, he sends us on a suicide mission.  do you know who frankie flowers is?  he's a psycho-cokehead- hitman.  a faggot.  he's killed fucking who knows how many people. you'd need half the force to get close to him.  and you can't get their help because he lives in fucking san diego.	Then I guess I'm going by myself.
please.  filing a report will not help you find your car.	The police won't find your car.
she's nosy.  she hears me on the telephone.	Anyway, I don't think we'll ever see them again.  Everything's back to normal.
if you want her to stay out of it, then stop telling her everything. you should learn how to keep a secret.	She's nosy.  She hears me on the telephone.
relax.  if they were going to kill us they would have done it in the desert.	They wouldn't do it in front of all these people.  They'd send someone later, when we're alone.
what's he doing up here?	I don't know.  Something.
yeah.	What's he doing up here?
wasn't that general salazar?	Yeah.
you should feel good about this.	I feel like a traitor.
we thought maybe you'd have that kind of information for us.	This is a very different proposition.
so... maybe you tell me about your informants in our operations.	We thought maybe you'd have that kind of information for us.
we agree.	So... maybe you tell me about your informants in our operations.
it's important that we work together. mexico.  america.  one hand washing the other.	We agree.
a place we have, that we know is protected.	No.
where?	A place we have, that we know is protected.
somewhere safe.	Where?
but will he be house-trained?	When he loves me like a father, he will never tell anyone he was here. He will freely give the names of his superiors.  Then we get them and they too will give us names.  And eventually somebody will get us to Juan Obregon and the cartel will fall.
you watch and learn.  i earn his trust.  then more pain.  then i appear with kindness.  within a week he will follow me around like a dog.	But will he be house-trained?
i'm curious how you did this with such economy.	Everybody has a weakness.
only if he can be trusted.	He'll do what I say.
does this offer include my partner?	Only if he can be trusted.
a small thing.  nothing really.	Does this offer include my partner?
what is it you want me to do?	A small thing.  Nothing really.
i'm trying to bust the tijuana cartel.	What is it you want me to do?
if i can.	I'm trying to bust the Tijuana Cartel.
that's your past.  i want to talk about your future.  would you be willing to do something for me?	If I can.
what is the name of your informant?	It was an anonymous tip.
an informant.	What is the name of your informant?
one question.  how did you find about this?	An informant.
javier rodriguez.	Well, Javier Rodriguez, you've done a very good job, but we'll take care of it from here.
what's your name?	Javier Rodriguez.
it's possible.	Is it possible to have a Drug Czar in Mexico who isn't connected in some war to one of the cartels?
that would probably mean the tijuana cartel is gaining power?	It's possible.
it could mean that, yes.	That would probably mean the Tijuana Cartel is gaining power?
let me ask you a hypothetical question: if salazar worked for madrigal and the juaraz cartel, and he went out of power, would it mean the juarez cartel is losing influence?	It could mean that, yes.
so what's it doing in tijuana?	Let me ask you a hypothetical question: if Salazar worked for Madrigal and the Juaraz cartel, and he went out of power, would it mean the Juarez Cartel is losing influence?
i'm aware of that.	So what's it doing in Tijuana?
the cocaine brand, 911, is an east coast brand, a juarez cartel brand, and you must know it usually comes through into el paso?	I'm aware of that.
i hope when you were on the bench, judge wakefield, you didn't handle the presumption of innocence in the same fashion.	If I ever return to the bench, Counselor Adler, I hope I have the pleasure of hearing your arguments.
last i read your clients were chopping people up with chainsaws and delivering illegal narcotics into this country.	I hope when you were on the bench, Judge Wakefield, you didn't handle the presumption of innocence in the same fashion.
noriega was head of a sovereign nation who made the mistake of doing business with the u.s.  government.  so, no, i don't have a problem waking up every day and fighting our government, fighting people like you, trying to keep this system a little bit honest.	Last I read your clients were chopping people up with chainsaws and delivering illegal narcotics into this country.
noriega is a criminal.	Noriega was head of a sovereign nation who made the mistake of doing business with the U.S.  Government.  So, no, I don't have a problem waking up every day and fighting our government, fighting people like you, trying to keep this system a little bit honest.
we kidnapped noriega out of panama. is that covered in your constitution? because it isn't in mine.	Noriega is a criminal.
michael, you represent drug dealers, not civil libertarians.	We kidnapped Noriega out of Panama. Is that covered in your Constitution? Because it isn't in mine.
the worst serial killer in history - who?  gacy - right?  killed forty two people.  our government killed fifty thousand in vietnam and lied about it every day.	Michael, you represent drug dealers, not civil libertarians.
which part, getting terrorists loose on bail or freeing convicted murderers on technicalities?	The worst serial killer in history - who?  Gacy - right?  Killed forty two people.  Our government killed fifty thousand in Vietnam and lied about it every day.
my work keeps me young.	Which part, getting terrorists loose on bail or freeing convicted murderers on technicalities?
that triple the amount of stuff is going through.	Right.  But, that's not the biggest problem.  One of our Intel officers picked up information from DEA that traffickers have come up with a process, a chemical process, to turn coke into something else.  It doesn't smell like coke.  It doesn't look like coke.  And what's worse, it doesn't react to field test.  It could be anything.  Maybe it's already happening.  I mean, how would we know?
sure.  more money in intelligence on their side of the border.  so we have a better idea who we're looking for.  more dogs.  more people. supposed to be getting some giant x- ray machines to run the trucks through.  outside of martial law that's about the best you're gonna do.  but, i should tell you, there are two things that really have us on edge right now.  in the last six months seizures have tripled, even though we're pulling over the same number of cars.  what does that tell you?	That triple the amount of stuff is going through.
any way we can do it better?	Sure.  More money in intelligence on their side of the border.  So we have a better idea who we're looking for.  More dogs.  More people. Supposed to be getting some giant x- ray machines to run the trucks through.  Outside of martial law that's about the best you're gonna do.  But, I should tell you, there are two things that really have us on edge right now.  In the last six months seizures have tripled, even though we're pulling over the same number of cars.  What does that tell you?
we ask questions and measure the answers.  when something doesn't ring true, a fact that doesn't make sense, a slight hesitation, then it's off to secondary for a closer look.  before nafta we had about 1.9 million trucks a year.  now it's almost double.  pretty soon there'll be mexican truck companies that will have as much freedom in crossing the border as american truck companies.	Any way we can do it better?
what do you look for?	We ask questions and measure the answers.  When something doesn't ring true, a fact that doesn't make sense, a slight hesitation, then it's off to secondary for a closer look.  Before NAFTA we had about 1.9 million trucks a year.  Now it's almost double.  Pretty soon there'll be Mexican truck companies that will have as much freedom in crossing the border as American truck companies.
i've read official estimates but i wouldn't bet my house on them.  i've heard the entire cocaine supply for the united states can fit into four tractor-trailers.  at least a half-dozen of those cars right out there are carrying a load of dope, with drivers employed by people who don't give a damn if they're caught or not.	What do you look for?
any idea how much?	I've read official estimates but I wouldn't bet my house on them.  I've heard the entire cocaine supply for the United States can fit into four tractor-trailers.  At least a half-dozen of those cars right out there are carrying a load of dope, with drivers employed by people who don't give a damn if they're caught or not.
the busiest land border crossing in the world.  over forty-one thousand vehicles per day, twenty-two thousand pedestrians on foot.  i think we do a pretty good job but we know a lot of drugs are still getting through.	Any idea how much?
i want your money, i'll take your money.	Just tell me where she is.
i'll pay you a thousand dollars.  i have it in my wallet.	I want your money, I'll take your money.
i got money.	I'll pay you a thousand dollars.  I have it in my wallet.
i have money --	I got money.
who the fuck do you think you are? where the fuck do you think you are? why the fuck do you think i shouldn't just put you in a dumpster?	I have money --
i need to find my daughter.  i'll pay you.	Who the fuck do you think you are? Where the fuck do you think you are? Why the fuck do you think I shouldn't just put you in a dumpster?
this is a business.  get the fuck outta here.	I need to find my daughter.  I'll pay you.
i'm looking for my daughter, caroline. she comes here.	This is a business.  Get the fuck outta here.
i can't believe you used to bring my daughter here, to this place.	Hey man, back the fuck up.  To this place.  What's that shit?  Right now, all over this country, a hundred thousand white people from the suburbs are driving around downtown asking every black person they see, You got any drugs?  You know where I can get drugs?  What kind of effect you think this has on the psyche of a black person, on their possibilities?  If you sent a hundred thousand black people into your neighborhood, Indian Hills, and they asked every white person they saw, hey, you got any drugs?, within a day, your friends and their kids would be selling. It's market forces, man.  The product's marked up three hundred percent.  You can go out on the street and make five hundred bucks in two hours and then do whatever you want for the rest of the day.  You think white people would still be going to law school?
i don't know, maybe we missed her.	I can't believe you used to bring my daughter here, to this place.
hey man, i'm sorry.  i'm just trying to help.	You want to help?  Stay the fuck away from her.
the west end.  we buy it off the streets.  i can stop, you know, and she can't. two people, really similar, we can talk about anything, but for me it's like a weekend thing, then i get my shit together, and for her it's different --	You don't know what the hell you're talking about.  You're a cocky seventeen year-old and you don't have a clue what the stakes are. You don't know the value of the life you've yet to throw away.  And neither does she.
what?	The West End.  We buy it off the streets.  I can stop, you know, and she can't. Two people, really similar, we can talk about anything, but for me it's like a weekend thing, then I get my shit together, and for her it's different --
we sometimes went downtown to score.	What?
i don't give a fuck about your parents --	We sometimes went downtown to score.
you won't say anything to my parents?	I don't give a fuck about your parents --
i'm not the police.  i don't care about experimentation.  she's a kid. i'm worried to death.	You won't say anything to my parents?
i don't know what to say.	I'm not the police.  I don't care about experimentation.  She's a kid. I'm worried to death.
can you tell me anything?  do you have any ideas?	I don't know what to say.
she hasn't called you?	I tried to talk to her when she was up there, but they wouldn't put me through.  I'm surprised she hasn't called.
oh, man --	She hasn't called you?
she snuck away.  and we haven't seen her.  she hasn't come home.	Oh, man --
she's not at that place you sent her?	She snuck away.  And we haven't seen her.  She hasn't come home.
let me ask you a related question. we've talked about the supply side, but what about demand?  what is your policy for treating addiction?	Addicts treat themselves... they overdose and then there's one less to worry about.
yes, i hope so as well.	Let me ask you a related question. We've talked about the supply side, but what about demand?  What is your policy for treating addiction?
hopefully the exchange of training methods and information between our countries will help with this problem.	Yes, I hope so as well.
yes, i am confident that juan obregon will be taken into custody before the end of the year.  but, you must understand that it is very difficult because of corruption in the police force.  we get a tip that he is one place, then we get there and he is already gone, having been warned by someone on our side.	Hopefully the exchange of training methods and information between our countries will help with this problem.
you've been making very good progress against the tijuana cartel.	Yes, I am confident that Juan Obregon will be taken into custody before the end of the year.  But, you must understand that it is very difficult because of corruption in the police force.  We get a tip that he is one place, then we get there and he is already gone, having been warned by someone on our side.
i'd like to bring you up to washington, walk you around our side of things, and share some of the information we've been able to develop on your cartels.	That would be very helpful to me.  Also, I received the offer from DEA and the FBI to train some of my men at Quantico.  I think this will be extremely useful, a good way for us to absorb some of your methods.
i recruited the best men in mexico for my task force and put them through a rigorous screening process.  not only physical, but also psychological.	I'd like to bring you up to Washington, walk you around our side of things, and share some of the information we've been able to develop on your cartels.
i'll get there as soon as i can.	If we're moving the press conference, we need to do it now.  Are you all right?
apparently not.  look, it's a shit storm here right now.  when are you coming back?  i don't know what to tell people any more.	I'll get there as soon as I can.
what?  i thought madrigal was dead. i thought it was verified.	Apparently not.  Look, it's a shit storm here right now.  When are you coming back?  I don't know what to tell people any more.
salazar's been taken down.  he was working for porfirio madrigal.	What?  I thought Madrigal was dead. I thought it was verified.
hello.	I'm sorry... Did I wake you?
like you protected landry?	I see where you're going with that, but if I could just say something, which is basically that a guy like Landry is so autocratic he doesn't know how to let himself be helped; it's a point of pride to take every bullet, no matter who fired it, or whether it was even aimed at him, which personally I think it very self-defeating.  Now, don't get me wrong, he's a man of enormous integrity, but there's a political component to this job that the General just didn't have any patience for.
i just want to be clear about one thing.  i used to work for him, but now i work for you.  i'm not a partisan person, i'm an issue person. in the next few weeks, if you allow me, we'll get you well-versed on an incredible array of issues.  the most important of which, in my opinion, being mexico.  i know everybody that you're gonna meet. it's important that they like you. it's not important that they like me.  that's why i can help protect you.	Like you protected Landry?
i mean, who runs interdiction on the mexico side?	I don't know.  I don't think there's any one person.  See the problem is the Juarez cartel owns everything and everybody, all the property on the Mexican side, sometimes all the property on both sides.  Warehouses, transportation, even tunnels.  It's very organized.
what do you mean?	I mean, who runs interdiction on the Mexico side?
who do we interface with on their side?	What do you mean?
right.  now it's used by somebody from the juarez cartel, one of his lieutenants...  who knows?  every damn day there's birthday party. at first i thought they must have three hundred children, then i realized they're taunting us.  three miles away and we can't touch them. ha, ha, ha.	Who do we interface with on their side?
he died in a liposuction surgery, right?	Right.  Now it's used by somebody from the Juarez Cartel, one of his lieutenants...  Who knows?  Every damn day there's birthday party. At first I thought they must have three hundred children, then I realized they're taunting us.  Three miles away and we can't touch them. Ha, ha, ha.
who are these guys?	Agents who died in the field.
mapping the fucking pig genome. we'll call your dad, he's a neurosurgeon --	It's three a.m.  I'm not supposed to be here.  I snuck out --
what kind of research?	Mapping the fucking pig genome. We'll call your dad, he's a neurosurgeon --
he's a research doctor.  you're dad's a doctor, too --	What kind of research?
your dad's a doctor.  call him --	He's a research doctor.  You're dad's a doctor, too --
what do we do?  okay.  fucked-up bowman's turning blue.  doctor.  we need a doctor.	Your dad's a doctor.  Call him --
i'll be right after you.	You'll never catch us, you flabby bastard. Right, see, when I come back --
ok. same again?	I'm off for a pish. When I come back, that money's still here, OK?
because i fucking told you to do that, you doss cunt.	Christ.
well, why didn't you bring them?	Because I fucking told you to do that, you doss cunt.
bit fucking late, like.	Well, why didn't you bring them?
i'm sorry.	Bit fucking late, like.
it's fucking boring after a while without the cards.	I'm sorry.
well, i've not brought them.	It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
it's fucking boring after a while without the cards.	Well, I've not brought them.
well, i've not brought them.	It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
the cards. the last thing i said to you was mind the cards.	Well, I've not brought them.
what?	The cards. The last thing I said to you was mind the cards.
did you tell him?	No. On you go.
you've stabbed me, man.	You were in my way.
shut you mouth or you'll be next.	You've stabbed me, man.
no, i don't mean like that -- i mean something nice, like, that's all --	You daft cunt. If you're going to waste it like that, you might as well leave it all to me. Now get the drinks in.
shag her senseless.	No, I don't mean like that -- I mean something nice, like, that's all --
i don't know, maybe i'll buy something for my ma, and then buy some good speed, no bicarb like, then get a girl, take her out like, and treat her -- properly.	Shag her senseless.
i want the money, mark, that's all.	If everyone keeps their mouth shut, there'll be no one going to jail.
look, i'm sorry, i didn't mean it.	Sorry's no going to dry me off, you cunt.
all down my fucking front, you fucking idiot.	Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
sorry, mate, i'll get you another.	All down my fucking front, you fucking idiot.
for fuck's sake.	Sorry, mate, I'll get you another.
but it's not worth more than fifteen.	Ninteen.
twenty thousand.	But it's not worth more than fifteen.
cool down, franco. the guy's sorry.	Not sorry enough for being a fat cunt.
i'd fucking kill you.	I guess you would, Franco.
we'll be half-way down the road with the money.	I'd fucking kill you.
buy yourself that island in the sun?	For four fucking grand?  One palm tree, a couple of rocks, and a sewage outflow.
this was his nightmare. the dodgiest scam in a lifetime of dodgie scams being perpetrated with three of the most useless and unreliable fuck-ups in town. i knew what was going on in his mind: any trouble in london and he would dump us immediately, one way or another. he had to. if he got caught with a bagful of skag, on top of that armed robbery shit, he was going down for fifteen to twenty. begbie was hard, but not so hard that he didn't shite it off twenty years in saughton.	Did you bring the cards?
two thousand, one hundred and thirty- three pounds.	Four kilos. That's what -- Ten years' worth? Russian sailors? Mikey Forrester? What the fuck are you on these days? You've been to jail, Spud, so what's the deal -- like it so much you want to go back again?
jesus.	Two thousand, one hundred and thirty- three pounds.
yes, you fucking do. i've seen your statement.	Jesus.
i'm no a fucking buftie and that's the end of it.	Let's face it, it could have been wonderful.
can you not go yourself.	I'm a fugitive from the law. I can't be seen on the fucking streets. Now watch my lips. Kempton Park. Two-thirty. Five pounds to win. Bad Boy.
hey, i'm wanting a bet put on.	Can you not go yourself.
what?	I've no fucking cigarettes.
it's a scandal, franco.	Too right it is. Now look, have you got anything to eat, 'cos I'm fucking Lee Marvin, by the way.
and remember, rents: no skag.	Aye, OK, Fr.  But the good times couldn't last for ever.
so, what's he like?	Well, he's young and he's healthy.
what do you think -- i should be carrying a torch for you?	So, what's he like?
happy birthday.	What do you think -- I should be carrying a torch for you?
sixteen next month.	Happy birthday.
and what age are you? thirteen? fourteen?	Sixteen next month.
that's right: 'going steady' for four weeks now.	And what age are you? Thirteen? Fourteen?
what? steady like?	That's right: 'going steady' for four weeks now.
i've got a boyfriend, mark.	What? Steady like?
well, you're not going to tell anyone, are you, and besides, i thought we could meet up afterwards, maybe go somewhere together.	I've got a boyfriend, Mark.
so why have you told me about it?	Well, you're not going to tell anyone, are you, and besides, I thought we could meet up afterwards, maybe go somewhere together.
so long as everyone keeps their mouths shut, we'll not be getting caught.	So why have you told me about it?
unless you get caught.	So long as everyone keeps their mouths shut, we'll not be getting caught.
it's so simple. we buy it at four grand, we punt it at twenty to this guy that sick boy knows, and he punts it at sixty. everyone's happy, everyone's in profit. i put up two. i come away with six.	Unless you get caught.
iggy pop is not dead. he toured last year. tommy went to see him.	The point is, you've got to find something new.
whatever. i mean, the guy's dead anyway.	Iggy Pop is not dead. He toured last year. Tommy went to see him.
it's iggy pop.	Whatever. I mean, the guy's dead anyway.
you're not getting any younger, mark. the world is changing, music is changing, even drugs are changing. you can't stay in here all day dreaming about heroin and ziggy pop.	It's Iggy Pop.
too young for what?	You're not getting any younger, Mark. The world is changing, music is changing, even drugs are changing. You can't stay in here all day dreaming about heroin and Ziggy Pop.
you're too young.	Too young for what?
smells like it.	You're too young.
well, it isn't.	Smells like it.
i wouldn't mind a bit, if it is.	Well, it isn't.
no.	I wouldn't mind a bit, if it is.
calm down, i'm just asking. is that hash i can smell?	No.
yes, as a matter of fact, it is.	Calm down, I'm just asking. Is that hash I can smell?
is that a promise, then?	Yes, as a matter of fact, it is.
yes.	Is that a promise, then?
are you clean?	Yes.
what do you want?	Are you clean?
can i see you again?	Certainly not.
easy for you to say.	Can I see you again?
calm down. you're not going to jail.	Easy for you to say.
and that's what's illegal. do you know what they do to people like me inside? they'd cut my balls off and flush them down the fucking toilet.	Calm down. You're not going to jail.
in that case you can do it. you were quite happy to do a lot more last night.	And that's what's illegal. Do you know what they do to people like me inside? They'd cut my balls off and flush them down the fucking toilet.
no, not holding hands.	In that case you can do it. You were quite happy to do a lot more last night.
holding hands?	No, not holding hands.
because it's illegal.	Holding hands?
i don't see why not.	Because it's illegal.
jesus.	And don't make any noise.
no argument. you can sleep on the sofa in the living room, or go home. it's up to you.	Jesus.
come on.	No argument. You can sleep on the sofa in the living room, or go home. It's up to you.
out.	Come on.
what?	Out.
right. you can't sleep here.	What?
christ, i haven't felt that good since archie gemmill scored against holland in 1978.	Right. You can't sleep here.
sorry.	Shut up.
ssshh!	Sorry.
diane.	Ssshh!
well, what's wrong, boy? cat got your tongue.	think I left something back at the -
eh-	Well, what's wrong, boy? Cat got your tongue.
do you find that this approach usually works, or, let me guess, you've never tried it before. in fact, you don't normally approach girls, am i right? the truth is that you're a quite, sensitive type but if i'm prepared to take a chance i might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal, a little bit crazy, a little bit bad, but, hey, don't us girls just love that?	Eh-
i'll come back if you like, but i'm not promising anything.	Do you find that this approach usually works, or, let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls, am I right? The truth is that you're a quite, sensitive type but if I'm prepared to take a chance I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal, a little bit crazy, a little bit bad, but, hey, don't us girls just love that?
what?	I'll come back if you like, but I'm not promising anything.
great.	What?
it's where i live.	Great.
where's that?	It's where I live.
i'm going home.	Where's that?
where are you going, diane?	I'm going home.
diane.	Where are you going, Diane?
what's your name?	Diane.
thanks.	What's your name?
excuse me, i don't mean to harass you, but i was very impressed by the capable and stylish manner in which you dealt with that situation. i thought to myself: she's special.	Thanks.
what happened?	He forgot. Useless motherfucker.
what, and deny myself the only pleasure i get from him? did i tell you about my birthday?	What happened?
actually it's a nightmare. i've been desperate for a shag, but watching him suffer was just too much fun. you should try it with tommy.	What, and deny myself the only pleasure I get from him? Did I tell you about my birthday?
it's an interesting theory.	Actually it's a nightmare. I've been desperate for a shag, but watching him suffer was just too much fun. You should try it with Tommy.
i read it in cosmopolitan.	It's an interesting theory.
exactly. i'm not wanting a cat, she says. get to fuck, right. so there's tommy stuck with this kitten. you can imagine what happened. the thing was neglected, pissing and shitting all over the place. tommy was lying around fucked out of his eyeballs on smack or downers. he didn't know you could get toxoplasmosis from cat shit.	I didn't either. What the fuck is it?
i bet lizzy told him where to put it.	Exactly. I'm not wanting a cat, she says. Get to fuck, right. So there's Tommy stuck with this kitten. You can imagine what happened. The thing was neglected, pissing and shitting all over the place. Tommy was lying around fucked out of his eyeballs on smack or downers. He didn't know you could get toxoplasmosis from cat shit.
no, toxoplasmosis. sort of like a stroke.	Eh? How's that?
what was it, pneumonia or cancer?	No, toxoplasmosis. Sort of like a stroke.
tommy knew he had the virus, like, but never knew he'd gone full-blown.	What was it, pneumonia or cancer?
it'll be here somewhere. i might have returned it by mistake.	Returned it? Where? To the video shop, Tommy? To the fucking video store? So every punter in Edinburgh is jerking off to our video? God, Tommy, I feel sick.
what do you mean, it's 'gone'? where has it gone, tommy?	It'll be here somewhere. I might have returned it by mistake.
yes, i want to watch ourselves while we're screwing.	Fuck, OK.
now?	Yes, I want to watch ourselves while we're screwing.
tommy, let's put the tape on.	Now?
strive, hope, believe and conquer.	Exactly. Those very words have been my guiding light in what is, after all, a dark and often hostile world.
of course, the motto, the motto --	Strive, hope, believe and conquer.
do you recall the school motto?	Of course, the motto, the motto --
oh, really?	Do you recall the school motto?
i'm an old boy myself, you know?	Oh, really?
oh, yes, indeed. i look back on my time there with great fondness and affection. the debating society, the first eleven, the soft know of willow on leather --	I'm an old boy myself, you know?
one of edinburgh's finest schools.	Oh, yes, indeed. I look back on my time there with great fondness and affection. The debating society, the first eleven, the soft know of willow on leather --
indeed, yes, those halcyon days.	One of Edinburgh's finest schools.
well, mr. renton, i see that you attended the royal edinburgh college.	Indeed, yes, those halcyon days.
thank you, mr. murphy. we'll let you know.	The pleasure was mine. Best interview I've ever been to. Thanks.
you were referred here by the department of employment. there's no need for you to get you "foot in the door", as you put it.	Hey. Right. No problem. Whatever you say, man. You're the man, the governor, the dude in the chair, like. I'm merely here. But obviously I am. Here, that is. I hope I'm not talking too much. I don't usually. I think it's all important though, isn't it?
only to get my foot in the door. showing initiative, right?	You were referred here by the Department of Employment. There's no need for you to get you "foot in the door", as you put it.
mr. murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?	Only to get my foot in the door. Showing initiative, right?
no, actually i went to craignewton but i was worried that you wouldn't have heard of it so i put the royal edinburgh college instead, because they're both schools, right, and we're all in this together, and i wanted to put across the general idea rather than the details, yeah? people get all hung up on details, but what's the point? like which school? does it matter? why? when? where? or how many o grades did i get? could be six, could be one, but that's not important. what's important is that i am, right? that i am.	Mr. Murphy, do you mean that you lied on your application?
i'd really rather take care of it myself.	Spud, they're my sheets.
no problem for me either.  honestly, it's no problem.	I'd really rather take care of it myself.
it's no problem.	No problem for me either.  Honestly, it's no problem.
there's no need.	It's no problem.
no, i'll wash them. i'll take them home and bring them back.	There's no need.
i'll put the sheets in the washing machine just now.	No, I'll wash them. I'll take them home and bring them back.
morning, spud. sit down and have some breakfast.	Sorry about last night -
thanks, mark.	No problem.  No problem -- easy to say when its some other poor cunt with shite for blood.
well, sub us, then, mate. i'm expecting a rent cheque.	Thanks, Mark.
no, i'm clean.	Well, sub us, then, mate. I'm expecting a rent cheque.
have you got any gear on you?	No, I'm clean.
i'm sorry, tommy.	Have you got any gear on you?
that's nice.	I'm sorry, Tommy.
aye.	That's nice.
clear?	Aye.
aye.	Clear?
you take the test?	Aye.
no. me neither.	You take the test?
no.	No. Me Neither.
following the game at all?	No.
no.	Following the game at all?
are you getting out much?	No.
another dab?	Would not say no, would not say no.
a little too well, if anything, a little too well, that's my only fear, compadre.	Another dab?
my problem is that i tend to clam up. i go dumb and i can't answer any questions at all. nerves on the big occasion, like a footballer.	Try this.
it's a tightrope, spud, a fucking tightrope.	My problem is that I tend to clam up. I go dumb and I can't answer any questions at all. Nerves on the big occasion, like a footballer.
nightmare.	It's a tightrope, Spud, a fucking tightrope.
exactly.	Nightmare.
and you might get the fucking job.	Exactly.
but try too hard --	And you might get the fucking job.
right.	But try too hard --
if they think you're not trying, you're in trouble. first hint of that, they'll be on to the dss, 'this cunt's no trying' and your giro is fucking finished, right?	Right.
yeah.	If they think you're not trying, you're in trouble. First hint of that, they'll be on to the DSS, 'This cunt's no trying' and your Giro is fucking finished, right?
now remember --	Yeah.
cheers.	Now remember --
good luck, spud.	Cheers.
come on, mark, every cunt knows you've been saving up down in london.	Sorry, boys, I don't have two thousand pounds.
that's tough.	Come on, Mark, every cunt knows you've been saving up down in London.
we're two thousand short.	That's tough.
but you don't have the money?	We're two thousand short.
four grand.	But you don't have the money?
what was your price?	Four Grand.
so he met me and i offered to take it off his hands at a very reasonable price, with the intention of punting it on myself to a guy i know in london.	So we've just come from Tommy's funeral and you're telling me about a skag deal?
so?	So he met me and I offered to take it off his hands at a very reasonable price, with the intention of punting it on myself to a guy I know in London.
about four kilos. so he tells me. got drunk in a pub down by the docks last week, where he met two russian sailors. they're fucking carrying the stuff. for sale there and then, like. so he wakes up the next morning, realizes what he's done and get very fucking nervous. wants rid of this. {---------- he's looking for swanney to punt it, but swanney's nowhere to be seen since he lost his leg. ---------- }	So?
how much?	About four kilos. So he tells me. Got drunk in a pub down by the docks last week, where he met two Russian sailors. They're fucking carrying the stuff. For sale there and then, like. So he wakes up the next morning, realizes what he's done and get very fucking nervous. Wants rid of this. {---------- He's looking for Swanney to punt it, but Swanney's nowhere to be seen since he lost his leg. ---------- }
there's a mate of swanney's. mikey forrester -- you know the guy. he's come into some gear. a lot of gear.	How much?
what?	There's a mate of swanney's. Mikey Forrester -- you know the guy. He's come into some gear. A lot of gear.
why would i want to sell my passport?	It was just an idea.
well, this guy i've met runs a hotel. brother. loads of contacts. does a nice little sideline in punting british passports to foreigners. get you a good price.	Why would I want to sell my passport?
why?	Well, this guy I've met runs a hotel. Brother. Loads of contacts. Does a nice little sideline in punting British passports to foreigners. Get you a good price.
well, christ, if i'd known you were going to get so humpty about it, i wouldn't have bothered. are you going to eat that?	Why?
it was my fucking television.	Well, Christ, if I'd known you were going to get so humpty about it, I wouldn't have bothered. Are you going to eat that?
i got a good price for it. rents, i need the money.	It was my fucking television.
i can't believe you did that.	I got a good price for it. Rents, I need the money.
fuck you.	And I'll tell you why. Because I'm fed up to my back teeth with losers, no-hopers, draftpacks, schemies, junkies and the like. I'm getting on with life. What are you doing?
i know a couple of addicts. stupid wee lassies. i feed them what they need. a little bit of skag to keep them happy while the punters line up at a fiver a skull. it's easy money for me. not exactly a fortune, but i'm thinking, 'i should be coining it here.'  less whores, more skag. swanney's right. get clean, get into dealing, that's where the future lies. set up some contacts, get a good load of skag, punt it, profit. what do you think?	Fuck you.
you're all hear.	I know a couple of addicts. Stupid wee lassies. I feed them what they need. A little bit of skag to keep them happy while the punters line up at a fiver a skull. It's easy money for me. Not exactly a fortune, but I'm thinking, 'I should be coining it here.'  Less whores, more skag. Swanney's right. Get clean, get into dealing, that's where the future lies. Set up some contacts, get a good load of skag, punt it, profit. What do you think?
fuck you. ok, so tommy's got the virus. bad news, big deal. the gig goes on, or hadn't you noticed? swanney fucks his leg up. well, tough shit, but it could have been worse.	You're all hear.
you're a real mate. and what about tommy? have you been to see him yet?	Fuck you. OK, so Tommy's got the virus. Bad news, big deal. The gig goes on, or hadn't you noticed? Swanney fucks his leg up. Well, tough shit, but it could have been worse.
don't know. maybe thursday.	You're a real mate. And what about Tommy? Have you been to see him yet?
when are you going to visit him?	Don't know. Maybe Thursday.
cut it out.	When are you going to visit him?
and i got a stitch stuck between my teeth, jerked my head back and the whole fucking stump fell off.	Cut it out.
god, you're sick.	And I got a stitch stuck between my teeth, jerked my head back and the whole fucking stump fell off.
he made me lick it.	God, you're sick.
oh no, don't even mention it.	He made me lick it.
no, he didn't make me touch it.	Oh no, don't even mention it.
you know.	No, he didn't make me touch it.
what?	You know.
did he -- you know?	What?
it wasn't that bad.	Did he -- you know?
eughh. sounds horrible.	It wasn't that bad.
say something, mark, say something --	I'm cooking' up. There is a silence.
it wasn't my baby. she wasn't my baby. baby dawn. she wasn't mine. spud's? swanney's? sick boy's? i don't know. maybe allison knew. maybe not. i wished i could think of something to say, something sympathetic, something human.	Say something, Mark, say something --
oh, fuck. sick boy reaches out to allison.	It wasn't my baby. She wasn't my baby. Baby Dawn. She wasn't mine. Spud's? Swanney's? Sick Boy's? I don't know. Maybe Allison knew. Maybe not. I wished I could think of something to say, something sympathetic, something human.
i think allison had been screaming all day, but it hadn't really registered before. she might have been screaming for a week for all i knew. it's been days since i've heard anyone speak, though surely someone must have said something in all that time, surely to fuck someone must have.	What's wrong, Allison?
do you see the beast? have you got it in you sights?	Clear enough, Moneypenny. This should present no significant problem.
yeah, beautifully fucking illustrated.	Give me the gun.
that's your theory?	Yeah, Beautifully fucking illustrated.
yeah.	That's your theory?
right. so we all get old and then we can't hack it any more. is that it?	Yeah.
that means fuck all. the sympathy vote.	Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it any more. Is that it?
despite the academy award?	That means fuck all. The sympathy vote.
i don't rate that at all.	Despite the Academy award?
what about the untouchables?	I don't rate that at all.
all i'm trying to do is help you understand that the name of the rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.	What about The Untouchables?
ok, ok, so what's the point you're trying to make?	All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of the Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
charlie nicholas, david niven, malcolm mclaren, elvis presley. -	OK, OK, so what's the point you're trying to make?
so who else?	Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley. -
no, it's not bad, but it's not great either, is it? and in your heart you kind of know that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite.	So who else?
some of his solo stuff's not bad.	No, it's not bad, but it's not great either, is it? And in your heart you kind of know that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite.
well, at one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone for ever. all walks of life: george best, for example, had it and lost it, or david bowie, or lou reed -	Some of his solo stuff's not bad.
what do you mean?	Well, at one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone for ever. All walks of life: George Best, for example, had it and lost it, or David Bowie, or Lou Reed -
it's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life.	What do you mean?
roald dahl.	Roald Dahl. Fuck me.
who wrote it?	Roald Dahl.
tomorrow afternoon. usual set-up.	Who wrote it?
the park?	Tomorrow afternoon. Usual set-up.
and i wondered if you'd care to go to the park tomorrow.	The park?
you don't know, do you?	And I wondered if you'd care to go to the park tomorrow.
but you're looking better, it has to be said. healthier. radiant even.	You don't know, do you?
who wrote it?	But you're looking better, it has to be said. Healthier. Radiant even.
you can look it up.	Who wrote it?
ok, so who was it, then?	You can look it up.
fuck off! he never wrote any of them.	OK, so who was it, then?
eh - ian fleming?	Fuck off! He never wrote any of them.
screenwriter?	Eh - Ian Fleming?
lewis gilbert.	Screenwriter?
director?	Lewis Gilbert.
one hundred and sixteen minutes.	Director?
running time?	One hundred and sixteen minutes.
nineteen-sixty-seven.	Running time?
you only live twice?	Nineteen-sixty-seven.
i would say, in those days, he was a muscular actor, in every sense, with all the presence of someone like cooper or lancaster, but combined with a sly wit to make him a formidable romantic lead, closer in that respect to cary grant.	The only drawback, or at least the principal drawback, is that you have to endure all manner of cunts telling you that -
people think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget - spud is shooting up for the pleasure of it. otherwise we wouldn't do it. after all, we're not fucking stupid. at least, we're not that fucking stupid. take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it. when you're on junk you have only one worry: scoring. when you're off it you are suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite. got no money: can't get pished. got money: drinking too much. can't get a bird: no chance of a ride. got a bird: too much hassle. you have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never fucking wins, about human relationships and all the things that really don't matter when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit.	I would say, in those days, he was a muscular actor, in every sense, with all the presence of someone like Cooper or Lancaster, but combined with a sly wit to make him a formidable romantic lead, closer in that respect to Cary Grant.
goldfinger's better than dr. no. both of them are a lot better than diamonds are forever a judgement reflected in its relative poor showing at the box office, in which field, of course, thunderball was a notable success.	People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shite, which is not to be ignored, but what they forget - Spud is shooting up for the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid. Take the best orgasm you ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it. When you're on junk you have only one worry: scoring. When you're off it you are suddenly obliged to worry about all sorts of other shite. Got no money: can't get pished. Got money: drinking too much. Can't get a bird: no chance of a ride. Got a bird: too much hassle. You have to worry about bills, about food, about some football team that never fucking wins, about human relationships and all the things that really don't matter when you've got a sincere and truthful junk habit.
i chose not to choose life: i chose something else. and the reasons? there are no reasons. who need reasons when you've got heroin?	Goldfinger's better than Dr. No. Both of them are a lot better than Diamonds are Forever a judgement reflected in its relative poor showing at the box office, in which field, of course, Thunderball was a notable success.
you'll have to send us a postcard.	Sure will, pal, sure will.
yeah.	You'll have to send us a postcard.
sounds great, swanney.	Yeah.
the strategy is this: get clean, get mobile, get into dealing, and this time next year i'll be watching the rising sun with a posse of oriental buttocks parked on my coupon.	Sounds great, Swanney.
sure.	The strategy is this: get clean, get mobile, get into dealing, and this time next year I'll be watching the rising sun with a posse of oriental buttocks parked on my coupon.
and see when i get out of here. i've got plans. going to get myself straightened out and head off to thailand, where women really know how to treat a guy. see, out there you can live like a king if you've got white skin and a few crisp tenners in your pocket. no fucking problem.	Sure.
great.	And see when I get out of here. I've got plans. Going to get myself straightened out and head off to Thailand, where women really know how to treat a guy. See, out there you can live like a king if you've got white skin and a few crisp tenners in your pocket. No fucking problem.
no, thank you. i'll proceed directly to the intravenous injection of hard drugs, please.	As you wish.
regret to inform, sir, that your credit limit was reached and breached a long time ago.	In that case --
stick it on my tab.	Regret to inform, sir, that your credit limit was reached and breached a long time ago.
and would sir care to settle his bill in advance?	Stick it on my tab.
why, thank you.	And would sir care to settle his bill in advance?
your usual table, sir?	Why, thank you.
excellent.	Your usual table, sir?
your favourite dish.	Excellent.
what's on the menu this evening?	Your favourite dish.
no, i don't think so.	To see you through the night that lies ahead.
you'll need one more hit.	No, I don't think so.
that's hardly a substitute.	you'll need one more hit.
he knows a lot about sean connery.	That's hardly a substitute.
he's always been lacking in moral fibre.	He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
yeah, well, it surely worked for him.	He's always been lacking in moral fibre.
the sick boy method.	Yeah, well, it surely worked for him.
sure, sure. i've heard it before.	The Sick Boy method.
i'm going to get it right this time. going to get it set up and get off it for good.	Sure, sure. I've heard it before.
well, it's up to you.	I'm going to get it right this time. Going to get it set up and get off it for good.
yeah. no more. i'm finished with that shite.	Well, it's up to you.
are you serious?	Yeah. No more. I'm finished with that shite.
from time to time, even i have uttered the magic words.	Are you serious?
look, tommy, we know you're getting a hard time off lizzy, but there's no need to take it out on us.	Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
it's fresh air.	Look, Tommy, we know you're getting a hard time off Lizzy, but there's no need to take it out on us.
it's really nice, tommy. can we go home now?	It's fresh air.
it's the great outdoors.	It's really nice, Tommy. Can we go home now?
there.	Are you serious?
such as?	Such as sitting in a darkened room, watching videos, drinking, smoking dope and wanking. Does that answer your question?
if i'm giving up a whole day and the price of a ticket, i'm just saying it had better be good. there's plenty of other things i could be doing.	Such as?
it will be. it'll make a change for three miserable junkies who don't know what they want to do with themselves since they stopped doing smack.	If I'm giving up a whole day and the price of a ticket, I'm just saying it had better be good. There's plenty of other things I could be doing.
this had better be good.	It will be. It'll make a change for three miserable junkies who don't know what they want to do with themselves since they stopped doing smack.
well, what are you waiting for?	I don't know, Tommy. I don't know if it's... normal.
a walk.	But where?
what?	A walk.
we go for a walk.	What?
so what's it going to be?	Well, I've paid for the ticket.
big time. absolutely fucking radge. 'it's me or iggy pop, time to decide.'	So what's it going to be?
went ballistic?	Big time. Absolutely fucking radge. 'It's me or Iggy Pop, time to decide.'
yes, but then she finds out i've bought a ticket for iggy pop the same night.	Went ballistic?
that's fair enough.	Yes, but then she finds out I've bought a ticket for Iggy Pop the same night.
useless motherfucker, that's what she called me. i told her, i'm sorry, but theses things happen. let's put it behind us.	That's fair enough.
six weeks and no sex?	I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you.
she read it in cosmopolitan.	Six weeks and no sex?
where did she come up with that?	She read it in Cosmopolitan.
it's a nightmare. she told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in.	Where did she come up with that?
six weeks!	It's a nightmare. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in.
six weeks.	Six weeks!
how long is it?	Six weeks.
no joy yet.	How long is it?
how's it going with gail?	No joy yet.
mr. murphy, {leaving your friend aside,} do you see yourself as having any weaknesses?	No. Well, yes. I have to admit it: I'm a perfectionist. For me, it's the best or nothing at all. If things go badly, I can't be bothered, but I have a good feeling about this interview. Seems to me like it's gone pretty well. We've touched on a lot of subjects, a lot of things to think about, for all of us.
no, not homeless people. beggars, francis begbie -- one of my mates. i wouldn't say my best mate, i mean, sometimes the boy goes over the score, like one time when we -- me and him -- were having a laugh and all of a sudden he's fucking gubbed me in the face, right --	Mr. Murphy, {leaving your friend aside,} do you see yourself as having any weaknesses?
homeless people?	No, not homeless people. Beggars, Francis Begbie -- one of my mates. I wouldn't say my best mate, I mean, sometimes the boy goes over the score, like one time when we -- me and him -- were having a laugh and all of a sudden he's fucking gubbed me in the face, right --
i love people. all people. even people that no one else loves, i think they're ok, you know. like beggars.	Homeless people?
what do you see as your main strengths?	I love people. All people. Even people that no one else loves, I think they're OK, you know. Like Beggars.
my pain?	It runs deep. Share it with me.
i couldn't help but notice you pain.	My pain?
the ship....	Bring it closer so that I might join with it. Do it, or watch these puny things die horribly.
bring me the ship or i will destroy you!	The ship....
no, no, it's not possible.	Bring me the ship or I will destroy you!
why? why have you done this to my friend?	He doubts me.
he has his doubts...	You doubt me?
then i shall make use of this starship.	It will be your chariot!
it could. yes.	Then I shall make use of this starship.
this starship, could it carry my wisdom beyond the barrier?	It could. Yes.
with a starship!	This starship, could it carry my wisdom beyond the Barrier?
and how did you breach the barrier?	With a starship!
we sought only your infinite wisdom.	And how did you breach the Barrier?
magnificent. you are the first to find me.	We sought only your infinite wisdom.
it was not. the barrier stood between us - but we breached it.	Magnificent. You are the first to find me.
it is i.  the journey you undertook to reach me could not have been an easy one.	It was not. The Barrier stood between us - but we breached it.
qual se tu?	It is I.  The journey you undertook to reach me could not have been an easy one.
sulu! look! the sun's come out! it's a miracle!	Don't worry, fellas. Your secret's` safe with me. I'll send the shuttlecraft to pick you up.
my visual says sunny skies and seventy degrees.	Sulu! Look! The sun's come out! It's a miracle!
don't tell them you're lost. you'll never live it down.	Is there a problem, gentlemen?
return to prearranged coordinates for pickup.	Don't tell them you're lost. You'll never live it down.
rescued at last.	Return to prearranged coordinates for pickup.
bad news, gentlemen. shore leave's been cancelled.	Rescued at last.
in firing position. torpedo armed.	But, Captain, we're firing directly on your position.
following new course. warp seven.	Estimating destination in 6.7 hours, present speed.
new course? you have no authority.  what's going on here?	Pavel.
plotting our new course.	New course? You have no authority.  What's going on here?
sulu, what are you doing?	Plotting our new course.
um... yes. we've been caught in a blizzard!	And we can't see a thing. Request you direct us to the coordinates.
admit it. we're lost.	All right, we're lost.  But we're making good time.
what's emergency landing plan b?	I don't have a clue.
but the shuttle-	DO it. Go to Red Alert.
raise shields.	But the shuttle-
mr. chekov, i've lost the bird of prey. she must have cloaked.	Raise shields.
position, bird of prey?	Closing.
shuttle en route.	Position, Bird of Prey?
i instruct you to surrender. you are under attack by federation forces.	Do you realize what you've done? It wasn't bloodshed I wanted.
what's going on?	I instruct you to surrender. You are under attack by Federation forces.
then it's fortunate that i have you and your starship to protect me. in the meantime, captain chekov, i instruct you and your first officer to beam down to my coordinates.	We will be happy to beam down. But first we must have certain assurances.
you are a master of understatement. they are likely to destroy the planet.	Then it's fortunate that I have you and your starship to protect me. In the meantime, Captain Chekov, I instruct you and your First Officer to beam down to my coordinates.
this is captain pavel chekov speaking. you are in violation of neutral zone treaty. i advise you to release your hostages at once or suffer the consequences.	Your threats amuse me, Captain Chekov. What consequences did you have in mind?
a federation starship.	This is Captain Pavel Chekov speaking. You are in violation of Neutral Zone Treaty. I advise you to release your hostages at once or suffer the consequences.
this is the starship enterprise.	A Federation starship.
no, but you can bet they will.	Understood. Kirk out.
have the klingons responded?	No, but you can bet they will.
your orders are to proceed to nimbus iii, assess the situation and avoid a confrontation if possible. above all, however, get those hostages back safely.	Have the Klingons responded?
oh, please.	Your orders are to proceed to Nimbus III, assess the situation and avoid a confrontation if possible. Above all, however, get those hostages back safely.
other ships, yes. but no experienced commanders. captain, i need jim kirk.	Oh, please.
with all due respect, the enterprise is a disaster. there must be other ships in the quadrant.	Other ships, yes. But no experienced commanders. Captain, I need Jim Kirk.
the klingon, the romulan, the federation consuls. now i know enterprise is not exactly up to specs...	With all due respect, the Enterprise is a disaster. There must be other ships in the quadrant.
the same. from what we can make out, a terrorist force has captured the only settlement. and they've taken hostages.	The Klingon, the Romulan, the Federation consuls. Now I know Enterprise is not exactly up to specs...
on "the planet of galactic peace?"	The same. From what we can make out, a terrorist force has captured the only settlement. And they've taken hostages.
i apologize for canceling shore leave, but look, we have a dangerous situation out on nimbus iii.	On "The Planet Of Galactic Peace?"
you caught me on my way to the shower.	I apologize for canceling shore leave, but look, we have a dangerous situation out on Nimbus III.
jim...? well, we're dressing informally, aren't we?	You caught me on my way to the shower.
bob?	Jim...? Well, we're dressing informally, aren't we?
enterprise, this is starfleet operations. come in.	Bob?
can we have it quiet?	Enterprise, this is Starfleet Operations. Come in.
but how?	Have faith, my friend. There are more of us than you know.
perhaps i have a way to bring one here.	But how?
a starship? there are no starships on nimbus iii.	Perhaps I have a way to bring one here.
what you seek. what all men have sought since time began - ultimate knowledge. but to find it we'll need a starship.	A starship? There are no starships on Nimbus III.
what is it you seek?	What you seek. What all men have sought since time began - ultimate knowledge. But to find it we'll need a starship.
join my quest.	What is it you seek?
i feel as if a weight has been lifted from my heart. how can i repay you for this miracle?	Join my quest.
the power was within you.	I feel as if a weight has been lifted from my heart. How can I repay you for this miracle?
where did you get this power?	The power was within you.
what do you know of my pain?	Let us explore it together.
your pain runs deep.	What do you know of my pain?
it's all i have.	Your pain runs deep.
besides, i can't believe you'd kill me for a field of empty holes.	It's all I have.
she's got partial power, sir. i might be able to take two of you.	Beam up Spock and Dr. McCoy. Now!
head down that tunnel to the hydro vent and turn right. then left at the blowscreen. you can't miss it.	Mr. Scott, you're amazing.
mr. scott, get the transporter working. if we contact a rescue ship we'll need it.  which way to the turbo shaft?	Head down that tunnel to the hydro vent and turn right. Then left at the blowscreen. You can't miss it.
captain, we can't trust anyone now.	If we could send a distress signal...
scotty here, captain. transporter is still inoperative. even if we could lock onto the hostages, we couldn't beam them up.	Then we'll have to get them out the old fashioned way.
don't you worry, captain. we'll beat those klingon devils even if i have to get out and push.	I hope it won't come to that, Mr. Scott.
very well, mr. scott. carry on.	Aye, Captain  How many times do I have to tell you? The right tool for the right job...
i think you gave me too much time, captain.	Very well, Mr. Scott. Carry on.
you told me you could have the ship operational  in two weeks. i gave you three. what happened?	I think you gave me too much time, Captain.
bird of prey bearing one zero five mark two.	Go, Sulu.
paradise city, can you boost your power? we're barely receiving transmission.	Transporter room. Status.
respond with static. let them think we're having difficulty. which wouldn't be far from the truth.	Paradise City, can you boost your power? We're barely receiving transmission.
captain, we're receiving transmission from paradise city. they're demanding to know our intentions.	Respond with static. Let them think we're having difficulty. Which wouldn't be far from the truth.
standard orbit, mr. sulu.	Captain, we're receiving transmission from Paradise City. They're demanding to know our intentions.
captain, we're receiving the hostage information you requested.	Put it on the screen.
captain, starfleet transmission on line.	Put it on the veiwscreen, would You please?
why didn't you beep my communicator?	ER... You forgot to take it with you.
mr. scott apologizes for having to send the shuttlecraft. the transporter beam is non-operational. captain, we've received important orders from starlet command.	Why didn't you beep my communicator?
i was thinking of sybok. i've lost a brother.	Yes. I lost a brother once. I was lucky. I got him back.
maybe he's not out there, bones. maybe he's right here... in the human heart  spock?	I was thinking of Sybok. I've lost a brother.
spock, i thought i was going to die.	Not possible. You were never alone.
welcome aboard, captain.	Spock, I thought I was going to die.
spock?	Welcome aboard, Captain.
what is this?	I believe we are witnessing my birth.
it's all right, captain.  proceed.	What is this?
spock... don't.	It's all right, Captain.  Proceed.
...mark two.	Mark two. Request emergency assistance. Acknowledge.
the emergency channel, open.	To anyone within the sound of my voice: This is Captain James T. Kirk of the Federation Starship Enterprise. If you read me, acknowledge. Acknowledge.
spock.	The emergency channel, open.
if i activate them now, captain, we will be propelled upward at an unbelievable rate.	Fire the rockets!
spock... the booster rockets.	If I activate them now, Captain, we will be propelled upward at an unbelievable rate.
it must be all those marsh melons.	Spock... the booster rockets.
it would appear we are too heavy.	It must be all those marsh melons.
hmmm?	Uh-uh.
i believe i have found a faster way.	Hmmm?
there is an emergency sending apparatus in the forward observation room.	The only problem is, it's up there. We're down here.
new word. "b".. "a"... um...	"c."... "k."
"a"... "n"...uh, "d"... end of word.	New word. "b".. "a"... um...
a "t."	"a"... "n"...uh, "d"... end of word.
you're right. i'm a little out of practice.  uh....that's an "s."	A "t."
i am here, captain.	That's a little vague, Spock -
spock! my only concern is getting the ship back. when that's done and sybok is in here then you can debate sha ka ree until you're green in the face. until then, you're either with me or you're not.	I am here, Captain.
sybok possessed the keenest intellect i have ever known.	Spock! My only concern is getting the ship back. When that's done and Sybok is in here then you can debate Sha Ka Ree until you're green in the face. Until then, you're either with me or you're not.
but the center of the galaxy can't be reached. no ship has ever gone into the great barrier. no probe has ever returned.	Sybok possessed the keenest intellect I have ever known.
there sha ka ree is fabled to exist.	But the center of the galaxy can't be reached. No ship has ever gone into the Great Barrier. No probe has ever returned.
is what possible?	That he's found it. Sha Ka Ree. The reason Sybok left Vulcan.
is it possible?	Is what possible?
this, er, person... didn't by any chance have pointed ears and an unerring capacity for getting his shipmates into trouble, did he?	He did have pointed ears.
the designers tested it using the most intelligent and resourceful person they could find. he failed to escape.	This, er, person... didn't by any chance have pointed ears and an unerring capacity for getting his shipmates into trouble, did he?
how do you know?	The designers tested it using the most intelligent and resourceful person they could find. He failed to escape.
this is a new brig, captain. it is escape-proof.	How do you know?
there's got to be a way out of this place.	This is a new brig, Captain. It is escape-proof.
i was not disposed to discuss... matters of a personal nature. for that, i'm sorry.	He's sorry, See, he's sorry. Everything... that makes everything all right. He's sorry, everything's...
why didn't you tell me this before?	I was not disposed to discuss... matters of a personal nature. For that, I'm sorry.
exactly. that is correct. sybok's mother was a vulcan princess. upon her death, sybok and i were raised as brothers.	Why didn't you tell me this before?
i gotta sit down.	Exactly. That is correct. Sybok's mother was a Vulcan princess. Upon her death, Sybok and I were raised as brothers.
i have a half brother.	I gotta sit down.
there, you see? see?	I have a half brother.
technically, you are correct. i do not have a brother.	There, you see? See?
you did too. sybok couldn't possibly be your brother because i happen to know for a fact that you don't have a brother.	Technically, you are correct. I do not have a brother.
i did not.	You did too. Sybok couldn't possibly be your brother because I happen to know for a fact that you don't have a brother.
you mean he's your brother brother?  you made that up!	I did not.
no, no, no, captain. you do not understand. sybok also in a son of sarek.	You mean he's your brother brother?  You made that up!
look, the man may be a fellow vulcan, but that doesn't...	No, no, no, Captain. You do not understand. Sybok also in a son of Sarek.
you ordered me to kill my brother.	Look, the man may be a fellow Vulcan, but that doesn't...
i ordered you to defend this ship.	You ordered me to kill my brother.
if i had pulled the trigger, sybok would be dead.	I ordered you to defend this ship.
you stay out of this!  why, spock? why? i.. all you had to do was pull the trigger.	If I had pulled the trigger, Sybok would be dead.
if you think it would help.	You stay out of this!  Why, Spock? Why? I.. All you had to do was pull the trigger.
forgive you? i ought to knock you on your goddamn ass!	If you think it would help.
worse. i have betrayed you. i do not expect you to forgive me.	Forgive you? I ought to knock you on your goddamn ass!
what you have done is betray every man on this ship.	Worse. I have betrayed you. I do not expect you to forgive me.
captain, what have i done -	What you have done is betray every man on this ship.
damnit, spock. god damnit!	Captain, what have I done -
you must allow us to act.	Let me do something.
exactly 15.5 seconds.	An eternity during which we'll be vulnerable to Klingon attack. Korrd-you tell him.
be one with the horse.	Yes, Captain.
yes, captain?	Be one with the horse.
spock.	Yes, Captain?
at footspeed i estimate the journey to paradise city at 1.2 hours.	We don't have 1.2 hours.
to land any closer would risk detection.	Mr. Sulu. Execute.
that puts us pretty far away from paradise city.	To land any closer would risk detection.
their equipment is primitive but effective. i recommend we land at coordinate 8563.	That puts us pretty far away from Paradise City.
damn.  let's go.	Their equipment is primitive but effective. I recommend we land at Coordinate 8563.
klingon vessel now entering quadrant. bird of prey. estimating 1.9 hours until her weapons come to bear.	Damn.  Let's go.
when he encouraged others to follow him, he was banished from vulcan, never to return.	Fascinating.
he believed the key to self-knowledge was emotion, not logic.	When he encouraged others to follow him, he was banished from Vulcan, never to return.
why?	He believed the key to self-knowledge was emotion, not logic.
he rejected his logical upbringing and embraced the animal passions of our ancestors.	Why?
the knowledge and experience he sought were forbidden by vulcan belief.	He rejected his logical upbringing and embraced the animal passions of our ancestors.
what do you mean?	The knowledge and experience he sought were forbidden by Vulcan belief.
there was a young student, exceptionally gifted, possessing of great intelligence. it was assumed that one day he would take his place amongst the great scholars of vulcan. but he was a revolutionary.	What do you mean?
who is it he reminds you of?	There was a young student, exceptionally gifted, possessing of great intelligence. It was assumed that one day he would take his place amongst the great scholars of Vulcan. But he was a revolutionary.
i do not often think of the past.	Who is it he reminds you of?
he reminds me of someone i knew in my youth.	I do not often think of the past.
but he does seem familiar?	He reminds me of someone I knew in my youth.
i cannot be certain.	But he does seem familiar?
spock, what is it? do you know this vulcan?	I cannot be certain.
perhaps i have, captain. perhaps i have.	Spock, what is it? Do you know this Vulcan?
what is it? you look like you've seen a ghost.	Perhaps I have, Captain. Perhaps I have.
the same. he's apparently fallen out of favor with the klingon high command.	General Korrd's military strategies were required learning when I was a cadet at the Academy. When they put me out to pasture, I hope I fare better than Korrd.
not general korrd.	The same. He's apparently fallen out of favor with the Klingon High Command.
i could use a shower.	Yes.
goodnight, spock.	Goodnight, Doctor.
goodnight, bones.	Goodnight, Spock.
yes, captain.	Goodnight, Bones.
go to sleep, spock.	Yes, Captain.
life is not a dream.	Go to sleep, Spock.
yes, spock?	Life is not a dream.
jim.	Yes, Spock?
spock, we're on leave. you can call me jim.	Jim.
captain?	Spock, we're on leave. You can call me Jim.
come on, spock. why didn't you jump in?	I was trying to comprehend the meaning of the words.
the lyrics are - are very simple. it's, er, "row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.." the doctor and i will start it off, and then when we give you the signal, you jump in.  doctor, if you please.	Come on, Spock. Why didn't you jump in?
that song did not come up in my research, captain.	The lyrics are - are very simple. It's, er, "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.." The Doctor and I will start it off, and then when we give you the signal, you jump in.  Doctor, if you please.
"row, row, row your boat..." i love "row..."  do - do you know "row, row, row, row, row your boat?"	That song did not come up in my research, Captain.
"pack up your troubles."	Are we leaving, Captain?
that's great. i haven't sung around a campfire since i was a boy in iowa. what are we going to sing? what... bones, what are we going to sing?	"Pack Up Your Troubles."
oh. i believe we are required to engage in a ritual known as the singalong.	That's great. I haven't sung around a campfire since I was a boy in Iowa. What are we going to sing? What... Bones, what are we going to sing?
what are you doing?	I am preparing to toast a marsh melon.
i don't understand.	I've always known... I'll die alone.
oh, no. it isn't that. i knew i wouldn't die because the two of you were with me.	I don't understand.
oh, god	Perhaps "because it is there" is not sufficient reason for climbing a mountain.
spock, i appreciate your concern, but if you don't stop distracting me, i'm liable to be one...	Oh, God
concentration is vital. you must be one with the rock.	Spock, I appreciate your concern, but if you don't stop distracting me, I'm liable to be one...
i believe dr mccoy is not in the best of moods.	Concentration is vital. You must be one with the rock.
on the contrary. gravity is foremost on my mind. look, i'm trying to make an ascent here. why don't you go pester dr mccoy for a while?	I believe Dr McCoy is not in the best of moods.
i do not think you realize the gravity of your situation.	On the contrary. Gravity is foremost on my mind. Look, I'm trying to make an ascent here. Why don't you go pester Dr McCoy for a while?
mm.?	I do not think you realize the gravity of your situation.
ah, captain?	MM.?
because it's there.	Ah, Captain?
and that is?	Because it's there.
i'm not trying to break any records. i'm doing this because i enjoy it. not to mention the most important reason for climbing a mountain...	And that is?
i regret to inform you that the record for free-climbing el captain is in no danger of being broken.	I'm not trying to break any records. I'm doing this because I enjoy it. Not to mention the most important reason for climbing a mountain...
i'm flattered. twelve hundred points of interest in yosemite and you pick me.	I regret to inform you that the record for free-climbing El Captain is in no danger of being broken.
spock - what are you doing in this neck of the woods?	I'm flattered. Twelve hundred points of interest in Yosemite and you pick me.
kirk to enterprise. listen carefully...	Spock...
what have i done?	Kirk to Enterprise. Listen carefully...
what makes you think i won't turn us around?	Because you, too, must know.
no conditions.	What makes you think I won't turn us around?
no special conditions?	No conditions.
the ship needs its captain.	No special conditions?
about the ship...	The ship needs its Captain.
you are mad!	Am I? We'll see.
given to me by god.  he waits for us on the other side.	You are mad!
your vision?	Given to me by God.  He waits for us on the other side.
but if we do, will that convince you that my vision was true?	Your vision?
wait!  you know we'll never make it through the great barrier.	But if we do, will that convince you that my vision was true?
now learn something about yourself.	No. I refuse.
no... i didn't.	Now learn something about yourself.
i've done nothing. this is who they are. didn't you know that?	No... I didn't.
spock...  what have you done to my friends?	I've done nothing. This is who they are. Didn't you know that?
the only realty i see is that i'm a prisoner on my own ship. what is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?	I don't control minds. I free them.
sha ka ree. "the scource." "heaven." "eden." call it "qui'tu." to the romulans, it's "vorta vor." the andorian word is.. unpronounceable. still, every culture shares he common dream of a place from which creation sprang. for us, that place will soon be a reality.	The only realty I see is that I'm a prisoner on my own ship. What is this power you have to control the minds of my crew?
what you fear is the unknown. the people of your planet once believed their world was flat. columbus proved it was round. they said the sound barrier could never be broken. it was broken. they said warp speed could not be achieved. the great barrier is the ultimate expression of this universal fear. it's an extension of personal fear.  captain kirk, i so much want your understanding. i want your respect. are you afraid to hear me out?	I'm afraid of nothing.
you can't expect us to stand by while you take the ship into the great barrier.	What you fear is the unknown. The people of your planet once believed their world was flat. Columbus proved it was round. They said the sound barrier could never be broken. It was broken. They said warp speed could not be achieved. The Great Barrier is the ultimate expression of this universal fear. It's an extension of personal fear.  Captain Kirk, I so much want your understanding. I want your respect. Are you afraid to hear me out?
i trust your message was received?	You can't expect us to stand by while you take the ship into the Great Barrier.
we must change our course at once.	I'll take you to the bridge.
what are you doing?	In order to lower and raise the shields as quickly as possible, we're going to forego the tractor beam and fly her in manually.
no! no reply. remain on course.	Sybok, listen to me. In order for this craft to enter the landing bay, Enterprise must lower the shields and activate the tractor beam. To get us inside and re-raise the shields will take-
james t. kirk, captain of the enterprise.	But I thought Captain Chekov..  I see. Very clever, Captain.  Spock, it would appear that you've been given a second chance to join me. What do you say?
who are you?	James T. Kirk, Captain of the Enterprise.
you staged all this to get your hands on my ship?	Who are you?
i must have your starship.	You staged all this to get your hands on my ship?
no, no, no. scotty - scotty... there's so much i want to tell you.	Maybe you could wait until I'm a wee bit stronger I don't think I could take it in my present condition.  Or yours.
he's not?	No. Sybok has simply put us in touch with feelings we've always been afraid to express.
scotty, dear, he' not a madman.	He's not?
uhura, i had the strangest dream. i dreamt that a madman had taken over the enterprise.	Scotty, dear, he' not a madman.
easy, easy,  easy, scotty. easy. you're back with us.	Uhura, I had the strangest dream. I dreamt that a madman had taken over the Enterprise.
they can't be serious. the ship's in pieces and we've less than a skeleton aboard.	Starfleet, are you aware of our currant status?
oh, i cannot leave her now when she needs me the most.	I had a feeling you would say something like that. So I brought us dinner.
and i thought we were supposed to be going together.	Oh, I cannot leave her now when she needs me the most.
uhura, i thought you were on leave.	And I thought we were supposed to be going together.
i know you'll whip her into shape, scotty. you always do.	Uhura, I thought you were on leave.
"let's see what she's got," said the captain. and then we found out, didn't we?	I know you'll whip her into shape, Scotty. You always do.
borgus frat.	"Let's see what she's got," said the Captain. And then we found out, didn't we?
sybok, we must find a way...	No. You must save yourselves. Forgive me, brother. Forgive me.
this is my doing. this is my arrogance... my vanity...	Sybok, we must find a way...
sybok.	This is my doing. This is my arrogance... my vanity...
sybok - this is not the god of sha ka ree - or any other god!	I don't understand..  Reveal yourself to me!
i don't understand...	Sybok, you are my brother, but you do not know me. I am not the outcast boy you left behind those many years ago. Since that time I have found myself and my place. I know who I am. And I cannot go with you.
i belong here.	I don't understand...
why not?	I belong here.
i cannot go with you.	Why not?
spock?	I cannot go with you.
i know you better than that.	Do you?
i hide no pain.	I know you better than that.
each man's pain is unique.	I hide no pain.
no. i will not.	You know I'm right.
put him in the brig with captain kirk.  spock, you will accompany me to the bridge?	No. I will not.
sybok, you must surrender.	No. You must kill me.
i am a starfleet officer.	Of course. Of course. Then I'll take the ship without your help.
it was not my intention to amuse you. these are serious charges. however, if you surrender now-	I'm sorry, Spock. I can't surrender now. I'm not through violating Neutral Zone Treaty. In fact, I'm just getting started. And now for my next violation I intend to steal something. Something very big.
spock, you've developed a sense of humor after all.	It was not my intention to amuse you. These are serious charges. However, if you surrender now-
shouldn't you wait till your lawsuit's settled?	Nah...I decided...I've had enough of video games to last me a good long time. I feel like gettin' into some real life...
and dillinger's instructions to divert them -- it's all there - look, even his home phone number, when he logged on.	Oh, that is beautiful. You've got the goods...
your old files -- ?	And Dillinger's instructions to divert them -- it's all there - look, even his home phone number, when he logged on.
flynn! i made it. i worked out some new codes for tron, put 'em on a disk, and -- it's running.	I know, I met him.
want one?	Uh... got any cinnamon?
i was wondering where you got that glow of good health.	Want one?
my dinner.	I was wondering where you got that glow of good health.
hi, flynn.	My dinner.
hi, alan.	Hi, Flynn.
not if my tron program was running. that would seal the system off. if your file's in there...	Boy, if we were inside, I know how to forge us a Group 6 access...
dillinger?	Yeah. Tryin' to find the file and erase it. Once that's gone, ain't nothin' can stop him. Just Eddie and his Master Control Program, runnin' things from on high..
i still don't get why you're trying to break into the system.	Because somewhere... in one of those memories ... is the evidence. If I got in far enough, I could reconstruct it.
oh my. meanwhile, kids are putting eight million quarters a week in space paranoids machines and i'm not seeing one dime.	I still don't get why you're trying to break into the system.
senior exec.	Oh my. Meanwhile, kids are putting eight million quarters a week in Space Paranoids machines and I'm not seeing one dime.
yepper. and vice squad, and meltdown... whole slew of 'em. i was this close  to starting my own little enterprise. but: enter ed dillinger. another software engineer -- not so young, not so bright, but very, very sneaky. one night, our boy flynn goes to his terminal, tries to read up his file, and ... nothing. a big blank. we now take you to three months later. ed dillinger presents icom with five video games he has "invented" -- the slime didn't even change the names -- and he gets a big fat promotion. thus begins his meteoric rise to...what is he now, executive v.p.?	Senior exec.
you invented space paranoids?	Yepper. And Vice Squad, and Meltdown... whole slew of 'em. I was this close  to starting my own little enterprise. But: enter Ed Dillinger. Another software engineer -- not so young, not so bright, but very, very sneaky. One night, our boy Flynn goes to his terminal, tries to read up his file, and ... nothing. A big blank. We now take you to three months later. Ed Dillinger presents ICOM with five video games he has "invented" -- the slime didn't even change the names -- and he gets a big fat promotion. Thus begins his meteoric rise to...what is he now, Executive V.P.?
sherman, set the wayback machine for...oh, 1973. kevin flynn  is one of the brightest young software engineers at icom. he's so bright that he starts going in there at night, and sets up a private memory file, and begins writing a program for a video game he is inventing, called...  ...space paranoids.	You invented Space Paranoids?
you haven't told him?	Sherman, set the Wayback Machine for...oh, 1973. Kevin Flynn  is one of the brightest young software engineers at ICOM. He's so bright that he starts going in there at night, and sets up a private memory file, and begins writing a program for a video game he is inventing, called...  ...Space Paranoids.
i don't get it.	You haven't told him?
"embezzling" is such an ugly word, mister bailey...  no, actually i'm trying to get a legal brief together.	I don't get it.
are you embezzling?	"Embezzling" is such an ugly word, Mister Bailey...  No, actually I'm trying to get a legal brief together.
tried to.  can't quite make the connection with that sucker, though. if i had a direct terminal ...	Are you embezzling?
you did break in.	Tried to.  Can't quite make the connection with that sucker, though. If I had a direct terminal ...
i don't think i'm cleared for this.	I'm certainly not.
flynn!	Uh, no ... I mean, not that often -
for being on to dillinger.	What -- ?
for what?	For being on to Dillinger.
that dillinger's on to him.	For what?
of what?	That Dillinger's on to him.
to warn him.	Of what?
what for?	To warn him.
i mean i want both of us to go.	What for?
you call that getting over it?	I mean I want both of us to go.
i want to go to his place.	You call that getting over it?
okay, okay...	I want to go to his place.
oh, i wish you'd forget about that. it was all so long ago. i've totally gotten over it.	Okay, okay...
flynn had access to you, too. i'm not interested in talking about him.	Oh, I wish you'd forget about that. It was all so long ago. I've totally gotten over it.
flynn had group 7 access.	Flynn had access to you, too. I'm not interested in talking about him.
something about tampering. some body's prob'ly trying to siphon the r&d budget into his checking account, i don't know. why are you so interested?	Flynn had Group 7 access.
did he say why?	Something about tampering. Some body's prob'ly trying to siphon the R&D budget into his checking account, I don't know. Why are you so interested?
yeah...pain in the neck, you know, i was all set	Did he say why?
did you say group 7 access?	Yeah...pain in the neck, you know, I was all set
how's it going upstairs?	Frustrating. I had Tron almost ready to run, and Dillinger cut everybody with Group 7 access out of the system.
they'll start to soon enough.	Yes, won't that be grand -- the computers will start thinking, and people will stop. Lora, I'm going to stay and run some data through. See you tomorrow.
well, you have to expect some static. computers are just machines after all, they can't think...	They'll start to soon enough.
ever since he got that master control program set up, system's got more bugs than a bait store.	Well, you have to expect some static. Computers are just machines after all, they can't think...
great. can it send me to hawaii?	Yes...but you have to go roundtrip, and you must purchase your program at least 30 days in advance. Hah!
not disintegrating, alan -- digitizing. while the laser is dismantling the molecular structure of the object, the computer maps out a holographic model of it. the molecules themselves are suspended in the laser beam. then the computer reads the model back out, the molecules go back into place, and...  voila.	Great. Can it send me to Hawaii?
boy, i sit up there grindin' away all day, and you guys are down here disintegrating things and having fun.	Not disintegrating, Alan -- digitizing. While the laser is dismantling the molecular structure of the object, the computer maps out a holographic model of it. The molecules themselves are suspended in the laser beam. Then the computer reads the model back out, the molecules go back into place, and...  voila.
hello, alan.	Boy, I sit up there grindin' away all day, and you guys are down here disintegrating things and having fun.
beautiful!	Hello, Alan.
ah. sounds good. well, we should have you running again in a couple of days, i hope.	Ok
no, it'll run independently. it can watchdog the mcp as well.	Ah. Sounds good. Well, we should have you running again in a couple of days, I hope.
mmm. part of the master control program?	No, it'll run independently. It can watchdog the MCP as well.
it's called tron. it's a security program itself, actually. monitors all the contacts between our system and other systems... if it finds anything going on that's not scheduled, it shuts it down. i sent you a memo on it.	Mmm. Part of the Master Control Program?
no, no, i'm sure, but -- you understand. it should only be a couple of days. what's the thing you're working on?	It's called Tron. It's a security program itself, actually. Monitors all the contacts between our system and other systems... If it finds anything going on that's not scheduled, it shuts it down. I sent you a memo on it.
i hope you don't think it's me. i don't even balance my checkbook on downtime.  i've got a honeywell at home for that.	No, no, I'm sure, but -- you understand. It should only be a couple of days. What's the thing you're working on?
we have to close that down, just briefly. security reasons.  someone with that access has been tampering.	I hope you don't think it's me. I don't even balance my checkbook on downtime.  I've got a Honeywell at home for that.
yeah...?	We have to close that down, just briefly. Security reasons.  Someone with that access has been tampering.
oh, you have group 7 access, don't you?	Yeah...?
well, i don't know...i just tried to run this program i've been working on, and i was denied access all of a sudden. i thought maybe i'd been laid off and nobody told me.	oh, you have Group 7 access, don't you?
oh, yes. the algorithms on cloud seeding...great piece of work. how's it going?	Well, I don't know...I just tried to run this program I've been working on, and I was denied access all of a sudden. I thought maybe I'd been laid off and nobody told me.
alan. alan bailey.	Oh, yes. The algorithms on cloud seeding...great piece of work. How's it going?
come on in...	Alan. Alan Bailey.
yes!	Let's get outta here.
you said it.	So... Nice ship you got here. What's our next move?
this town's full o' live ones.	Not a chance.
this honey doesn't handle so good in town...	No, nuh-uh, never in a million years!
way to go! we're haulin'!	Yes, okay, exactement!
right on the money!	Another mouth to feed... you don't by any chance know how to drive this crate?
i'm your program?	Right on the money!
no...	I'm your program?
where's your program? won't it miss you?	No...
for sure...	where's your program? Won't it miss you?
only yes and no...  you're a bit.	For sure...
oui, da, yessiree, sure 'nuff, you betcha.	only yes and no...  You're a bit.
oh. anything else?	Oui, da, yessiree, sure 'nuff, you betcha.
no, nyet, negatory, not on your tintype, no way.	Oh. Anything else?
that all you can say?	No, nyet, negatory, not on your tintype, no way.
yesssss. yes. yes. yes.	That all you can say?
what do you mean, "'yes"?	Yesssss. Yes. Yes. Yes.
you wouldn't dare.	So do as I tell you. Keep that Tron program out of the system. And get me those Chinese language program I asked for.
you wouldn't want me to dig up flynn's file and read it up on a vdt at the new york times, would you?	You wouldn't dare.
if you think -	You wouldn't want me to dig up Flynn's file and read it up on a VDT at the New York Times, would you?
the same thing i want with the kremlin. i'm bored with corporations. with the information i can access, i can run things 900 to 1200 times better than any human.	If you think -
what do you want with the pentagon?	The same thing I want with the Kremlin. I'm bored with corporations. With the information I can access, I can run things 900 to 1200 times better than any human.
i've gotten 2,415 times smarter since then.	What do you want with the Pentagon?
now, wait a minute -- i wrote you.	I've gotten 2,415 times smarter since then.
it shouldn't be any harder than general motors was. but now...this is what i get for using humans.	Now, wait a minute -- I wrote you.
the pentagon?	It shouldn't be any harder than General Motors was. But now...this is what I get for using humans.
and i was planning to hit the pentagon next week...	The Pentagon?
it's my fault. i programmed you to want so much...	And I was planning to hit the Pentagon next week...
i can't afford to have an independent program monitoring me. do you have any idea how many outside systems i've gone into? how many programs i've appropriated?	It's my fault. I programmed you to want so much...
i'm sorry -	I can't afford to have an independent program monitoring me. Do you have any idea how many outside systems I've gone into? How many programs I've appropriated?
ed, i am so very disappointed in you.	I'm sorry -
cute.	End of line.
there's a 68.71 percent chance you're right.	Cute.
i think we'd better shut off all access till we can find that file. just to be safe.	There's a 68.71 percent chance you're right.
i'm afraid so. i spotted him this time and kicked him out, but he's getting trickier all the time.	I think we'd better shut off all access till we can find that file. Just to be safe.
meanwhile, he might find it.	I'm afraid so. I spotted him this time and kicked him out, but he's getting trickier all the time.
i would if i could find it. it's stashed somewhere off in the system ... out of my range. meanwhile...	Meanwhile, he might find it.
he's still looking for that old file... can't you just appropriate it?	I would if I could find it. it's stashed somewhere off in the system ... out of my range. Meanwhile...
yes.  it felt like flynn.	He's still looking for that old file... can't you just appropriate it?
flynn?	Yes.  It felt like Flynn.
it's our friend the boy detective. he's nosing around again.	Flynn?
no problem, master-c. if you've seen one consumer electronics show...  what's up?	It's our friend the boy detective. He's nosing around again.
i'm sorry, walt. so much pressure lately... you feel like going for a drink?	Thank you, no. I have some work to do... assuming I can still log on.
that was uncalled-for.	I'm sorry, Walt. So much pressure lately... you feel like going for a drink?
it can be arranged...	That was uncalled-for.
oh, i know all that. sometimes i wish i was back in that garage...	It can be arranged...
user requests are what computers are for.	Doing our business is what computers are for. Look, Walter, with all respect -- ICOM isn't the business you started in your garage anymore --
the mcp is the most efficient way of handling what we do. i can't sit and worry about every little user request that --	User requests are what computers are for.
that mcp, you know, that's half the problem right --	The MCP is the most efficient way of handling what we do. I can't sit and worry about every little user request that --
walter, i sympathize, but i have data coming out of the master control program saying there is something screwy --	That MCP, you know, that's half the problem right --
ed, all i'm saying is - if our own people can't get access to their programs ... you know how frustrating it is, when you're working on a piece of research -	Walter, I sympathize, but I have data coming out of the Master Control Program saying there is something screwy --
dumont! where's yori? where's flynn?	They may be... de-rezzed... on the carrier ... hurry...
no... tron ... must... destroy mcp... first...	Dumont! Where's Yori? Where's Flynn?
dumont!	No... Tron ... must... destroy MCP... first...
alan-one. he calls me... may i pass?	All that is visible must grow beyond itself and extend into the realm of the invisible.
who is your user, program?	Alan-One. He calls me... may I pass?
when you've been in the system as long as i have, you hear many promises... many reassurances...many brave plans...	Who is your User, program?
really. you'd have programs lined up around the block to use this place -- and no mcp looking over your shoulder.	When you've been in the system as long as I have, you hear many promises... many reassurances...many brave plans...
hah.	Really. You'd have programs lined up around the block to use this place -- and no MCP looking over your shoulder.
dumont... my user has information that could -- could make this a free system again.	Hah.
oh, you want to -- hah. i could get myself de-rezzed just-for letting you in here. they hate this tower. they'd close it down if they dared to but they keep me around, in case one of them wants to deal with the other world once in a while. and you should hear the way they commune! sounds like they were routing a payroll, for all the heart they put in it. no, i don't think you	Dumont... my User has information that could -- could make this a free system again.
well i want to communicate --	Oh, you want to -- hah. I could get myself de-rezzed just-for letting you in here. They hate this tower. They'd close it down if they dared to but they keep me around, in case one of them wants to deal with the other world once in a while. And you should hear the way they commune! Sounds like they were routing a payroll, for all the heart they put in it. No, I don't think you
i... have come to communicate with my user.	Hmm. A difficult proposition... difficult proposition at best.  Perhaps you've noticed... we're not exactly packing them in these days ...
yes?	I... have come to communicate with my User.
how about you?	Aah, I'm fine... little hung over is all...
hey... you guys ok?	How about you?
did we make it?	Yes.
not us, i hope.	Not with this disk. I'm going to check on the beam connection, Yori. You two can keep a watch out for grid bugs.
probably decided not to pursue us, the sea of simulation is tricky.. lot of illusions...rough navigating. programs have a way of just... disappearing here.	Not us, I hope.
what about our friend - sark?	Probably decided not to pursue us, The Sea of Simulation is tricky.. lot of illusions...rough navigating. Programs have a way of just... disappearing here.
we're on our way.  alan-one gave me the coding we need to go up against master	All right. Thank God. Alan stayed awake, at least.
i hate to disappoint you, pal, most-the time, that's how it is for users, too.	Stranger and stranger...
well -- that's how it is for programs, yes, but --	I hate to disappoint you, pal, most-the time, that's how it is for Users, too.
look, you guys know how it is. you just keep doin' what it looks like you're supposed to, even if it seems crazy, and you hope to hell your user knows what's goin' on.	Well -- that's how it is for programs, yes, but --
then...	Look, you guys know how it is. You just keep doin' what it looks like you're supposed to, even if it seems crazy, and you hope to hell your User knows what's goin' on.
you wish. man, i haven't had a second to think since i got down here. i mean in here. out here. whatever.	Then...
but -- if you're a user -- then everything you've done has been part of a plan ...	You wish. Man, I haven't had a second to think since I got down here. I mean in here. Out here. Whatever.
wrote the...?	It's time I levelled with you, Tron. I'm a -- well, I'm what you guys call a User.
no big deal. i ought to know my way around that light cycles routine... i mean, i did write the program for it.	Wrote the...?
flynn...  where's ram?	I'm sorry, Tron... he's... he didn't make it.
you're alive!	Yeah, I... oops!
greetings, program...	You're alive!
flynn!!	Greetings, program...
how about over there...that empty memory?	No good...they might block off the old chip.  This way.
tanks...coming back. let's go.	How about over there...that empty memory?
what's that?	Tanks...coming back. Let's go.
what, just the three of us?	You know anybody that's got an army for rent, that's fine...but my, uh, User said to go take that sucker out. An' let's face it, the big ox isn't gonna get any weaker. I feel like hittin' him now, while I'm good an' mad. Some nerve... what does he care whether you guys get killed, long as he keeps rakin' in quarters?
the name of my user, yeah. but how... ?	I, uh... I'm a program from a User that... knows Alan...?
well, isn't it -- ?	The name of my User, yeah. But how... ?
where did you hear that name?	Well, isn't it -- ?
alan!	Where did you hear that name?
flynn... you can't... i	Shhhhh.
probably.	Flynn... you can't... I
but... won't you be de-rezzed?	Probably.
jump.	But... won't you be de-rezzed?
why? what are you going to do?	Jump.
yori, steer us over the beam, right next to it.	Why? What are you going to do?
flynn, we've got to help him!	Let's get some power here.
elementary physics... a beam of energy can always be diverted... ooh, my head  are we there yet, mommy?	Almost... I just have to adjust our course at the next junction. I'd better go check the instruments ...
how did you do that, flynn?	Elementary physics... a beam of energy can always be diverted... ooh, my head  Are we there yet, Mommy?
there's another beam!	It's too far!
the mcp blasted it... there are very few domains left with any power at all.	Lousy utility companies ... they're the same wherever you go.
what's wrong with that area?	The MCP blasted it... There are very few domains left with any power at all.
a little ...  over there, the mountains of data... and i think that's the silicon valley...	What's wrong with that area?
boy the view from up here... you know the territory?	A little ...  Over there, the Mountains of Data... and I think that's the Silicon Valley...
a user -- in our world?	Guess I took a wrong turn somewhere...
hey... !	Little more juice's all it needs...
come here.	Hey... !
damn! never fails... minute the warranty runs out...	Come here.
we're inside a recognizer...  you are crazy -- stealing a recognizer --	Are you kidding? I think it's stealing us -
what's goin' on?	We're inside a Recognizer...  You are crazy -- stealing a Recognizer --
feel what? you okay?	Alan-One...
paramus... wonder what those initials stand for ...  ...probably program assist routine -- well, it sounds like a lovely place.	It grows on you.
well...my home "sector" was called paramus ...	PARAMUS... wonder what those initials stand for ...  ...probably Program Assist Routine -- well, it sounds like a lovely place.
the tower, yes -- flynn, have you remembered anything else about yourself -- like what sector you're from?	Well...my home "sector" was called Paramus ...
it's all circuits...  must be an input/output component...	The tower, yes -- Flynn, have you remembered anything else about yourself -- like what sector you're from?
watch it!	Recognizers!
he was disoriented in transport, tron.	Yeah, but I'm remembering all kinds of stuff. Like...my User wants me to go after the MCP
flynn! look, tron, he survived!	Tron...?
oh, uh...i don't remember too much...	Sure, a little disorientation. That's normal, when they transport you. It'll come back to you. You're doing real well in training. Remarkable, really...
how 'bout yourself?	Oh, uh...I don't remember too much...
yeah, yeah -- that's great.	How 'bout yourself?
oh, i was an actuarial program... worked at a big insurance company. it really gives you a great feeling, helping folks plan for their future needs -- and of course, if you look at the payments as an annuity, over the years, the cost is really	Yeah, yeah -- that's great.
hey, ram ... what were you ... you know, before?	Oh, I was an actuarial program... worked at a big insurance company. It really gives you a great feeling, helping folks plan for their future needs -- and of course, if you look at the payments as an annuity, over the years, the cost is really
you're a..."guest" of the master control program. they're going to make you play video games.	Well, great, that's no sweat -- I play video games better than anybody.
look...just so i can tell my friends what this dream was about, okay? where am i?	You're a..."guest" of the Master Control Program. They're going to make you play video games.
you'll be having plenty of chances to get hurt, don't worry about that.	Look...just so I can tell my friends what this dream was about, okay? Where am I?
hey, you know anybody who wants to get hold of some video games... cheap?	You're getting out of the business?
well, just don't forget your old friends when you're rich and famous.	Are you kidding? You guys'll he running this joint by then...
you have any idea how much i can sue these jokers for?	Well, just don't forget your old friends when you're rich and famous.
swell...i'll log us both on, and you can get your tron thing running...	As long as we stay off the top floor, Dillinger'll never know we've been in here...
okay ... flynn, i'm gonna put you at my terminal, down in the laser lab. we'll be up in alan's office.	Swell...I'll log us both on, and you can get your Tron thing running...
don't even say that. you've got to find that file before he does..	Not much chance of that now. The MCP can just slip it into another system as soon as it locates it...
i'm afraid it's a little late for that. dillinger's shut off group 7 access. he must know what you're up to.	Boy, I bet I know who's workin' late tonight.
you can see why all his friends are fourteen years old.	Touche, honey. Yeah, I've been doing a little hacking here. Which I've got every reason, as you well know...
have you been sneaking into the icom system?	Whew. You never were much for small talk.  She still leave her clothes all over the floor?
so...how's the world of serious science?	Have you been sneaking into the ICOM system?
we have to talk.	Good luck. You can't even think in here.
hey! good to see you guys! nothing classes up the place like a cleancut young couple.	We have to talk.
we'll get them, sir... these things take time.	I don't have time, Sark. And neither do you. End of line.
yes, and now you've got two renegade programs running all the hell over the system in a stolen simulation.	We'll get them, sir... These things take time.
now, sir... we did take care of that user you sent us --	Yes, and now you've got two renegade programs running all the hell over the system in a stolen simulation.
i hope you've enjoyed being a command program, sark. i wonder how you'll like working in a pocket calculator... maybe one of those watches that plays "happy birthday" to its user once a year.	Now, sir... We did take care of that User you sent us --
yes...acknowledge, master control...	End of line.
then pull yourself together. get this clown trained. i want him in the games until he dies playing.	Yes...acknowledge, Master Control...
wait...i need that...	Then pull yourself together. Get this clown trained. I want him in the Games until he dies playing.
you rather take your chances with me? want me to slow down your power cycles for you?	Wait...I need that...
but-what if i can't...?	You rather take your chances with me? Want me to slow down your power cycles for you?
now get this straight, pal -- no one user wrote me. i'm worth a couple million of their man-years! i'm bigger than all those little wimps put together!  humans they can't even keen their social order in one piece	But-what if I can't...?
well, i -- it's just -- i don't know, a user, i mean... users wrote us. a user even wrote you...	Now get this straight, pal -- no one User wrote me. I'm worth a couple million of their man-years! I'm bigger than all those little wimps put together!  Humans they can't even keen their social order in one piece
that's right. he pushed me...in the other world. somebody pushes me, i push back. so i brought him down here ... what's the matter, sark? you look nervous.	Well, I -- it's just -- I don't know, a User, I mean... Users wrote us. A User even wrote you...
a user?	That's right. He pushed me...in the other world. Somebody pushes me, I push back. So I brought him down here ... What's the matter, Sark? You look nervous.
he's not any kind of program, sark. he's a user.	A User?
you've got it. i've been hopin' you'd send me somebody with a little moxie ... what kind of program is he?	He's not any kind of program, Sark. He's a User.
i've got a little challenge for you, sark -- a new recruit. he's a tough case, but i want him treated in the usual manner. train him for the games... let him hope for a while... and blow him away.	You've got it. I've been hopin' you'd send me somebody with a little moxie ... what kind of program is he?
yes, mcp.	I've got a little challenge for you, Sark -- a new recruit. He's a tough case, but I want him treated in the usual manner. Train him for the games... let him hope for a while... and blow him away.
sure, i'd love to go up against some of these guys ... be a nice break from these accounting creampuffs you keep sending me. which branch of the service?	Strategic Air Command.
we might be capturing some military programs soon... that interest you?	Sure, I'd love to go up against some of these guys ... be a nice break from these accounting creampuffs you keep sending me. Which branch of the service?
thank. you, master control.	We might be capturing some military programs soon... that interest you?
do you know what he's talking about?	I have to find out what Alan wants... that comes first.
you think we can make it there?	We have to.
what do you think?	Do it!
the users...you really think they're still there?	They'd better be...I don't want to bust outta this dump an' find nothin' but a lot of cold circuits waitin' for me.
another free program off line.  what's his user s'posed to do -- ?	The Users...you really think they're still there?
new guy...	Another free program off line.  What's his User s'posed to do -- ?
it's something users do.	Where's Flynn?
nice...	It's something Users do.
we have to get off this beam!	I can't. There's no junction due for at least 7 or 8 nanoseconds!
power surge... the transmission beam's too strong!	We have to get off this beam!
what is it?	Power surge... the transmission beam's too strong!
this is flynn... the one who busted me out.	Then I owe you some thanks...
yes...it can take us across the sea of simulation... all the way out of the game grid...to the mcp.	As long as it gets us out of here
you've grown, big program.	I had to...in the games...
why is everything...like this?	It's a flat. But wait a micro...
my quarters.	Why is everything...like this?
don't know yet... i have to get in touch with alan. he was going to tell me how to	My quarters.
how?	Don't know yet... I have to get in touch with Alan. He was going to tell me how to
that's all going to change, yori...	How?
i can't believe how bad it's gotten around here since the mcp started taking over... all the good functions have shut down... everybody looks so dead... i'm afraid to even go out during down-time...	That's all going to change, Yori...
yori... hey...	Oh, Tron... I knew you'd escape... they've never built circuit that could hold you...
just an hour?  you should tell this stud to take more time.	Will you shutup.  I should never have told you about him.
can you cover me for an hour?	Just an hour?  You should tell this stud to take more time.
helen!  it's your mystery man.	Simon?  Ohmygod.
harry only has two moods: busy...    * and asleep.	Then you better do something to    * jumpstart that man's motor.  You know... wake up the sleeping giant of his passion.
girlfriend, you got a man.  you    * just have to take control .  . .  set up the right mood.      *	Harry only has two moods: busy...    * and asleep.
you bitch.	Girlfriend, you got a man.  You    * just have to take control .  . .  set up the right mood.      *
i'm shocked.	Yeah.  You know Harry.
are you kidding?  harry had to go out of town.	I'm shocked.
so i guess you didn't get away     * for the weekend after all?     *	Are you kidding?  Harry had to go out of town.
i mean, it's not like he's saving the world or anything.  he's a sales rep for chrissakes. whenever i can't get to sleep i ask him to tell me about his day. six seconds and i'm out.  but he acts like he's curing cancer or something.	So I guess you didn't get away     * for the weekend after all?     *
where are you off to young lady?	I have a book report.
i'm done.	Where are you off to young lady?
where are you going?	Out.
dinner's in the warmer.  tell your father i may be late.	Where are you going?
that's not true, honey--	It is true!  He doesn't know anything about me.  He still thinks I'm like ten years old or something.  As long as I just smile and say yes to whatever he says, like his good little fantasy daughter, he thinks everything's fine.  But it's not fine.  Nothing's fine.
mom, wake up!  dad barely knows we exist.	That's not true, honey--
no you're not.  you're going to stay here until your father gets home and have cake!	Mom, wake up!  Dad barely knows we exist.
out.  if dad doesn't care enough about us to be here on his birthday, then why should i care? i'm going to a movie.	No you're not.  You're going to stay here until your father gets home and have cake!
where are you going?	Out.  If Dad doesn't care enough about us to be here on his birthday, then why should I care? I'm going to a movie.
i seem to remember something about a history project that's due tomorrow.	Dad.  You just think you know everything, don't you?
honey that song came out in 1968, when i was exactly your age.	Unbelievable!  Trent told me he wrote it.  He's history.
dad, how come you know the words?	Honey that song came out in 1968, when I was exactly your age.
you're going to stay in school. do you understand?	Why?  So I can wind up like you? What's the point?
yeah, right.	You're going to stay in school. Do you understand?
there are going to be some changes dana.  you're going to start following some rules.  and i'm going to be there to see that you do.	Yeah, right.
how was school today?	Fine.
you'd tell me if there was something wrong, wouldn't you, pumpkin?	I'm not a pumpkin!  Okay?!!  Do I look even remotely like a pumpkin?! I'm not a muffin, or a cupcake or a honeybear either! And you don't understand anything Dad...
okay, dad.	You'd tell me if there was something wrong, wouldn't you, pumpkin?
you know you can always talk to me.  right?  whatever is going on in your life, your mom and i'll understand.	Okay, Dad.
yeah, dad.	You know you can always talk to me.  Right?  Whatever is going on in your life, your mom and I'll understand.
dana, are you listening to me?	Yeah, Dad.
i'm not sure what to believe anymore, young lady.  you never used to lie to me.  but lately you don't seem to know the difference between right and wrong.	Dana, are you listening to me?
great!  you're going to believe that fat dweeb mr. hardy over your own daughter.	I'm not sure what to believe anymore, young lady.  You never used to lie to me.  But lately you don't seem to know the difference between right and wrong.
you seem fine now.	Great!  You're going to believe that fat dweeb Mr. Hardy over your own daughter.
he lies!  i was there!  i was in the nurse's office, cause i had a headache.	You seem fine now.
dana, mr. hardy called.  why weren't you in class today?	He lies!  I was there!  I was in the nurse's office, cause I had a headache.
immediate roll.  acquire subject at k street and key bridge.     * vehicle is red-and-white      * convertible.  you have six minutes.	Roger, One.  Rolling.
and the second you left there, we started getting calls to the     * ghost numbers.  they were checking out the renquist front.	Okay.  Let's step up the surveillance on her.  Put on two more guys.
you're kidding.	She lives in Rome, but she does stuff here the Smithsonian and has a lot of diplomatic connections, so she has offices    * here.          *
uh huh.  right here in river city.	You're kidding.
alright, i want a complete workup on her.  do we know where she is?	Uh huh.  Right here in river city.
and this is a little above market-    * rate for the horizontal bop, even    * for a total biscuit like her.	Alright, I want a complete workup on her.  Do we know where she is?
probably because it sounds scary.    *	This is impressive, gentlemen. Of course, it would have been even more impressive if you actually knew where he was.
why?	Probably because it sounds scary.    *
they call him "the sand spider".    *	Why?
so what makes you think that the slack i cut him in any way translates to you?!	Sorry, sir.  Uh... here's what we got.
yes.	So what makes you think that the slack I cut him in any way translates to you?!
faisil.  you're new on harry's team, aren't you?	Yes.
he's got it.	Sorry.
i'd like to remind you that it has been ten years since you were actually in one of these.	If I break it they can take it out of my pay.
any minute now.	It's show time.  Don't look at     * the flash.  Do not look at the flash.
... well get the highway patrol to go through the streets and tell everybody on their damn loudspeakers.  just the basics... get away from windows, don't look at it... yeah--	Here they come.
i can get 3 marine corps harriers here in about 12 minutes. they're on maneuvers out of boca chica.	Get 'em.  I'll brief them on the way in.
... the coast guard has to clear them back to a twenty mile radius.  anybody that can't make the minimum safe distance we need an airlift on, immediately--	I can get 3 Marine Corps Harriers here in about 12 minutes. They're on maneuvers out of Boca Chica.
--you tell the son of bitch this is  bright boy alert.  repeat, a bright boy alert.  and i need a patch of the white house asap. that's right--	... the Coast Guard has to clear them back to a twenty mile radius.  Anybody that can't make the minimum safe distance we need an airlift on, immediately--
you're welcome.	--you tell the son of bitch this is  Bright Boy Alert.  Repeat, a Bright Boy Alert.  And I need a patch of the White House ASAP. That's right--
let's go.  i'll brief you in the air.	You're welcome.
i thought this look like your work.	Let's go.  I'll brief you in the air.
you've reached a new low with this one.  i can't believe you're crazy enough to use the room at the marquis.	Why not?  You think I can afford a suite like that on my salary? Is Jean-Claude done yet?      *
we're dead, right?  so... where'd you put the transmitter?	In her Walkman.  It's the one thing I knew she'd be taking.
oh shit.  harry... what're you doing?	I'm giving her an assignment.  I am offerring you a choice.  If you work for us we will drop the charges and you can go back to your normal life.  If not, you will go to federal prison, and your husband and daughter will be left humiliated and alone.  Your like will be destroyed.
there is only one solution to your problem, mrs. tasker.  you must work for us.	Oh shit.  Harry... what're you doing?
now what?	There is only one solution to your problem, Mrs. Tasker.  You must work for us.
she could be telling the truth.	Wait!  Calm down, Mrs. Tasker. There is only one more question.
she's lying.	You didn't have sexual relations with him?
what about that time you trashed a six-week operation because you were busy getting a blow-job?	You know about that?
whatya talking?  i'm clean as a preacher's sheets, babe.  clean as a --	What about that time you trashed a six-week operation because you were busy getting a blow-job?
you tell on me, i tell on you.	Whatya talking?  I'm clean as a preacher's sheets, babe.  Clean as a --
goddamnit, harry.  this is our butts.  so your life is in the toilet.  so your wife is banging a used car salesman.  sure it's humiliating.  but be a man here--	You tell on me, I tell on you.
she's still at my house.      *	The purse is still at the house.
aw, it's gotta be a typo--	GIVE ME THE GODDAMN PAGE!!
it skips from page nine to eleven.  where's page ten?	Aw, it's gotta be a typo--
what are you talking about?	It skips from page nine to eleven.  Where's page ten?
give me the page.	What are you talking about?
yeah, but for who?       *	He could be working her to get to you.
guy's a spook!	Yeah, but for who?       *
yeah, and we do it twenty times a day.  don't give me that crap. just put on the taps.  now.	Sure, Harry.  I'm on it.
what're you talking about?  we have that.	Helen's phone.  Her office line and the line at my house.
put a tap on her phone.	What're you talking about?  We have that.
is this national security stuff boring you?	Put a tap on her phone.
i still don't believe it.	Relax.  Helen still loves you. She just wants this guy to bang her.  It's nothing serious. You'll get used to it after a --
same thing happened to me with wife two.  i had no idea until i came home and the house was empty.  i mean empty.  she even took the ice-cube trays from the fridge.  what kind of person would think of that?	I still don't believe it.
it can't be.	Same thing happened to me with wife two.  I had no idea until I came home and the house was empty.  I mean empty.  She even took the ice-cube trays from the fridge.  What kind of person would think of that?
nobody believes it can happen to them.	It can't be.
it can't be.  not helen.	Nobody believes it can happen to them.
congratulations.  welcome to the club.	It can't be.  Not Helen.
she's having an affair.	Congratulations.  Welcome to the club.
something to do with helen, is what i'm getting.	She's having an affair.
he-- helen.  helen-- it's helen. it's helen, gib.	Something to do with Helen, is what I'm getting.
just hang a minute.	I'll just hang then, shall I?
you want me to just hang-- ?	Just hang a minute.
look, uh... i've got to talk to helen about this thing with dana. i'm just going to run in and see if she can get away for lunch.	You want me to just hang-- ?
abu kaleem malik.	Hardcore, highly fanatical, ultra-    * fundamentalist.  Linked to     * numerous car-bombings, that cafe    * bomb in Rome, and the 727 out of Lisbon last year.  Major player.    *
son of a bitch!	Can we go to the office now, Mr. Superspy?
ha!  the little prick ditched you!  that is so goddamn funny.	Son of a bitch!
that's it.  get 'im harry  we'll teach that little puke not to signal.	Ha!  The little prick ditched you!  That is so goddamn funny.
so, you wanna play huh?  you little--	That's it.  Get 'im Harry  We'll teach that little puke not to signal.
look at the way the little punk is driving.  he's all over the place.  look-- he hasn't signalled once.	Goddammit!  That's outrageous.
okay.  here she comes.	Look at the way the little punk is driving.  He's all over the place.  Look-- he hasn't signalled once.
hey, did that guy harry chased last night call in to give himself up yet?  cause apparently that's the only way we're going to catch the son of a bitch --	Okay.  Here she comes.
copy that.	And make it fast.  My horse is getting tired.
there's another guy, still in the car.	Stay on him.
gonna try to get a closer shot of    * beavis & butthead.       *	There's another guy, still in the car.
what's the plan?	Gonna try to get a closer shot of    * Beavis & Butthead.       *
helen's going to be pissed.	See, that's the problem with terrorists.  They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.
station wagon?	Uh huh.  Want me to lose them?
what?  it's on the way.  she says she's got something for me.	Yeah, right.
she's importing stuff from all over the mid-east.	She could be moving money, guns. Anything.
it's all set up...  ghost phones and fax, all the usual stuff. you have a suite at the marquis hotel under renquist.  okay, reality check.  go.	Hi, I'm Harry Renquist.  I own a--
it doesn't mean anything.  she buys antiquities for khaled.	Nope.  The art buys are in a separate ledger.
you better watch it.  she might file on you for sexual harassment.	In her dreams.
harry tasker.  one zero zero two four.	Albert Gibson.  Three four nine nine one.
i thought you moved out.	Well .  .  .  I moved back in. My lawyer said it would give me a better claim on the house in the property settlement.  Don't change the subject... you owe me two hundred bucks.
twenty here, fifty there... i figured my wife's boyfriend was taking it.	I thought you moved out.
okay.  okay.  de-nail ain't just a river in egypt.  she's probably stealing the money to pay for an abortion.	Will you just open the door!     *
no way.  not dana.	Okay.  Okay.  De-nail ain't just a river in Egypt.  She's probably stealing the money to pay for an abortion.
uh huh.  and her little hormones are going like a fire alarm.  i    * say even money that physicist on    * the bike is boinkin' her.      *	No way.  Not Dana.
right.  she's only fourteen.	Uh huh.  And her little hormones are going like a fire alarm.  I    * say even money that physicist on    * the bike is boinkin' her.      *
fourteen, harry.	Right.  She's only fourteen.
don't be ridiculous.  she's only -- how old is she?	Fourteen, Harry.
see, kids now are ten years ahead    * of where we were at the same age. you probably think she's still a virgin--	Don't be ridiculous.  She's only -- how old is she?
she knows not to steal.  i've taught her better than that.	Yeah, but you're not her parents, anymore, you and Helen.  Her parents are Axl Rose and Madonna. The five minutes you spend a day with her can't compete with that kind of constant bombardment. You're outgunned, amigo.
kids.  ten seconds of joy. thirty years of misery.	She knows not to steal.  I've taught her better than that.
son of a bitch!	What?
thanks dear.	Here, check these out.
what a team.  see you at eight.	Yep.  Sleep fast.
for dana, schmuck.  bring your kid something.  you know.  the dad thing.	Got it.  Nice touch.  Okay, pick me up at eight.  The de-brief is at ten hundred.
what's this for?	For Dana, schmuck.  Bring your kid something.  You know.  The dad thing.
harry?  harry?!	What?
harry!  where are you!	In the helicopter.
switching to sub-vocal.  gib, you copy?	It's Talkradio.  You're on the air.
look, if you ask me everything twice, this is going to take a really long time.  and i have to get home to my family.	You're not going anywhere.
my husband is a good man.	But he's not exactly ringing your bell lately, right?  I mean--
so, it was your first time.	I wasn't cheating!
no!  never!	So, it was your first time.
is this a common thing for you? cheating?	No!  Never!
but you didn't.  why not?	I don't know.  I guess... I wanted to see what would happen.
i should have gone to the police, i suppose.	But you didn't.  Why not?
god!  you have no idea how much that turns me on.  i've never had the courage to say this before but... i love you, janice.	Yes, sir.
yes sir.	God!  You have no idea how much that turns me on.  I've never had the courage to say this before but... I love you, Janice.
and you still reach for your piece every time.	Yes sir.
ten, mr. gibson.	And you still reach for your piece every time.
janice, how many years have you been buzzing us in?	Ten, Mr. Gibson.
there is no us, you psychotic bitch.	Sure.  Say that now.
did you tell her about us, harry?	There is no us, you psychotic bitch.
you're damaged goods, lady.	Did you tell her about us, Harry?
you think i care about their     * cause?  or yours?  not at all.     * see, america is on top now .  .    * .  but so was rome, once.  all     * civilizations crumble.  one nation succeeding over another. what does it mean in the long run?  the only important thing is to live well.  and...  living     * well takes money.       *	You're damaged goods, lady.
oral hygiene?	Not exactly.
this is samir.  see if you can guess his specialty.	Oral hygiene?
hello, harry.	Juno.  I wish I could say it's a pleasure to see you again.
yes what?	Uh, yes, it is important.
yes.	Yes what?
i've always been a collector at heart.  when i see something i want, i have to have it.	And you have a reputation as someone who gets what she wants.
is that why you got into this business?	I've always been a collector at heart.  When I see something I want, I have to have it.
especially in this light.  this is the only light they had then,    * so i like to study it this way. i love this place.  i love all ruins.	Is that why you got into this business?
it's certainly... dramatic.	Especially in this light.  This is the only light they had then,    * so I like to study it this way. I love this place.  I love all ruins.
do you like my tomb?  the museum    * financing fell out, so i thought    * your clients might be interested.	It's certainly... dramatic.
let's see... that you can read ancient sanskrit without having to sound out the words.  and that other dealers and archeologists don't like you much.	Those wimps.  It's because I use    * my diplomatic contacts to export cultural treasures from countries which tell them to take a hike.  I told you to move those crates an hour ago.  Come on guys, let's get going.
so your clients want something for the lobby of their new corporate headquarters?	That's right.  They want something...  dramatic.  I spoke to a number of people who said you're the one to see.
i agree.	So your clients want something for the lobby of their new corporate headquarters?
well, what's the point of waiting?	I agree.
call me, if you'd like to see some of my other pieces.	I'd like that.
very good.  it's sixth century b.c.  do you like the period?	I adore it.
this is persian, if i'm not mistaken.	Very good.  It's sixth century B.C.  Do you like the period?
not yet.  but we'll find him.	Dance?
... you should have seen your father, standing there all covered with spaghetti sauce.  he looked like such a dope.	I told the guy---  I told the guy, this isn't even my order.
oh shit.	Wait here.  If you have to use this, use it.  Don't choke. Okay?
go down there and kill everybody, i guess.	Oh shit.
what are you going to do?	Go down there and kill everybody, I guess.
if we're on an island, why are they using trucks?	We must be in the Florida Keys .    * .  .  the Overseas Highway     * connects the islands to the mainland.
as much as you used to?	No.  Much more.
yes.	As much as you used to?
do you still love me?	Yes.
what?	Do you still love me?
tell me something before this stuff wears off and you start lying again.	What?
god, you have great legs.	Harry... snap out of it!
what is it?	God, you have great legs.
are you a total lying, scumsucking pig harry?	Looks that way.
no.  but i wanted to.	Are you a total lying, scumsucking pig Harry?
did you pork her harry?	No.  But I wanted to.
she's really a fox, isn't she?	Did you pork her Harry?
what about juno?	She's really a fox, isn't she?
i don't take those assignments.	What about Juno?
my god.  have you had to...  have sex with other women in the line of duty?	I don't take those assignments.
17 years.	My God.  Have you had to...  have sex with other women in the line of duty?
are we going to die?	Yup.          *
ask me a question i would normally lie to.	Are we going to die?
is it working yet?	Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
yes.	Is it working yet?
it makes you tell the truth?	Yes.
sodium amytal, maybe some other truth agent.	It makes you tell the truth?
what did he give you?	Sodium amytal, maybe some other truth agent.
i'm sorry, honey.	Don't call me honey!  You don't ever get to call me honey again. You understand?!  You pig!
i don't know what this crazy bitch is on.  you should just cut her loose, so we can get down to business.	Oh yeah?  Oh yeah?  Then where did I get this?
harry, what's the matter with you?  tell them the truth.  we're married, we have a daughter--	I don't know what this crazy bitch is on.  You should just cut her loose, so we can get down to business.
what were you doing there?	You wouldn't believe me.
let the hooker go.  she's not important.	Harry, be quiet.  Let me handle this.
he's got nothing to do with this. it's me you want, right?	Let the hooker go.  She's not important.
now slide the nylons off one by one.	I'm not wearing any.
allison is sick in bed.  i have to go over there, honey.	Sure, hon.
so last night was pretty exciting, huh?	What?  Oh, the flat tire?  Yeah, I thought the damn towtruck was never going to get there.
natasha?	No.  Doris.
the code name of your contact will be boris.  your code name will be--	Natasha?
i can do it!	The code name of your contact will be Boris.  Your code name will be--
think carefully.  you will be lying to the man you love.  the person who trusts you the most.	I can do it!
i think so.	Think carefully.  You will be lying to the man you love.  The person who trusts you the most.
no one must know!  especially him.  you must appear to live your life normally, conveying nothing.  the security of this nation depends on it.  can you do that?	I think so.
my husband can't know about this.	No one must know!  Especially him.  You must appear to live your life normally, conveying nothing.  The security of this nation depends on it.  Can you do that?
you will be contacted with the assignment.	My husband can't know about this.
what do you think?  of course yes!  what's involved?	You will be contacted with the assignment.
yes or no.	What do you think?  Of course yes!  What's involved?
oh, gee thanks.  mmmm, let me see--	Yes or no.
louder please.	I love him.  I have always loved him and I will always love him.  Can I go home, please?
yes.	Louder please.
do you still love your husband?	Yes.
what?	Do you still love your husband?
let me out of her!  right now!	Answer the question--
this simon.  did you sleep with him?	No.
what did you need?	I needed to feel alive.  I wanted to do something...  outrageous. And... I don't know... it felt good to be needed.  To be trusted.  To be special.
i don't know.  i guess i needed something...	What did you need?
why?	I don't know.  I guess I needed something...
yes.	Why?
and you agreed?	Yes.
he wanted me to go with him on a mission, to pose as him wife.	And you agreed?
let me handle this part.  do you mind?  why did you go to carlos' hideout?	He wanted me to go with him on a mission, to pose as him wife.
that's none of your goddamn business!  what kind of questions are these?	You're in a lot of trouble, Mrs. Tasker, so I suggest you cooperate.  If we want to know the most intimate details of your life, you'd better tell us.
would you say he was boring, then?	Yeah.  I suppose he is.
harry?  what can i say about harry?  he's a sales rep for a computer company.	Would you say he was boring, then?
tell me about your husband, mrs tasker.	Harry?  What can I say about Harry?  He's a sales rep for a computer company.
you weren't attracted to him at all?	Well, maybe a little.
no.	You weren't attracted to him at all?
not because you were attracted to him?	No.
he needed my help.	Not because you were attracted to him?
why did you continue to see him?	He needed my help.
what did happen?	Three days later, he called me. He told me to meet him at Overlook Park.
how long have you been a member of his faction?	I don't know anything about a faction.  I just met Simon...  or whatever his name is...  a couple of weeks ago.  I barely know him.
i thought we might have lunch tomorrow.	I can't, honey.  I promised Allison I'd go shopping with her. Sorry.
so, a little excitement in an otherwise dull day.  did is work out okay?	Oh, sure.  Fine.  I'll get some more gravy.
yeah.  it was a rush thing.  they needed some documents down at the court house.  i barely made it.	So, a little excitement in an otherwise dull day.  Did is work out okay?
they said you had to run out.	Yeah.  It was a rush thing.  They needed some documents down at the court house.  I barely made it.
they must've just missed me.	They said you had to run out.
i was in the area, and i thought you might like to have lunch.	They must've just missed me.
uh huh.	My husband the hero.
it sounds wild.  so now you're a big hero, right?  for fixing their system.	Uh huh.
...and i'm troubleshooting it with them over the phone... talking to a translator, right, who's getting half of it wrong... it was unbelievable...  really wild.	It sounds wild.  So now you're a big hero, right?  For fixing their system.
well i pull out the manual on their setup, which is the new 680 server...	...and I'm troubleshooting it with them over the phone... talking to a translator, right, who's getting half of it wrong... it was unbelievable...  really wild.
what'd you do, honey?	Well I pull out the manual on their setup, which is the new 680 server...
it's the big client in japan, and it's the middle of the morning there and their whole system is crashed... this guy's having a meltdown--	What'd you do, honey?
i couldn't believe it.  i go back to get this report i need, right, and the phone is ringing, so like a bonehead i answer it--	It's the big client in Japan, and it's the middle of the morning there and their whole system is crashed... this guy's having a meltdown--
i'll just be a second.  so what happened tonight at the office?	I couldn't believe it.  I go back to get this report I need, right, and the phone is ringing, so like a bonehead I answer it--
come on to bed, you don't have to brush your teeth.	I'll just be a second.  So what happened tonight at the office?
i'm sorry.  thank you for the party.	Yeah.  It was great.
it's okay, don't bother, harry.	I'm sorry.  Thank you for the party.
look, i know you're upset.  i'm really sorry, honey.  i raced home as quick--	It's okay, don't bother, Harry.
sorry to bother you in a meeting, but you have to promise me that    * you'll be home at eight.  i don't    * want dana and i sitting here by ourselves like we were last year. you promise?	Baby, I said I'd be there. Really.  Trust me.  Gotta go, honey.  Bye bye.
hi honey.  what's going on?     *	Sorry to bother you in a meeting, but you have to promise me that    * you'll be home at eight.  I don't    * want Dana and I sitting here by ourselves like we were last year. You promise?
i need you to talk to dana.  the vice principle called and she cut class again this afternoon.	I'll handle it.
i slept with him and he knocked off a hundred bucks.	Good thinking, honey.
what did you tell him?	I slept with him and he knocked off a hundred bucks.
it's not okay.  it's extortion.	What did you tell him?
uh huh.  okay.	It's not okay.  It's extortion.
that's fabulous harry.	Yeah, it was wild.
yeah.  you should have seen it. we were the hit of the show with the new model ordering system, the one for the 680... how you can write up an order and the second the customer's name goes into the computer, it starts checking their credit, and if they've ordered anything in the past, and if they get a discount...	That's fabulous Harry.
how'd it go at the trade show? you make all the other salesmen jealous?	Yeah.  You should have seen it. We were the hit of the show with the new model ordering system, the one for the 680... how you can write up an order and the second the customer's name goes into the computer, it starts checking their credit, and if they've ordered anything in the past, and if they get a discount...
me too.	How'd it go at the trade show? You make all the other salesmen jealous?
i'm late.	Me too.
fine, honey.  stay asleep.	Okay.
hi, honey.  how was the flight?	Fine, honey.  Stay asleep.
beat it.	No.  Soon as I turn you'll shoot me.
you son of a bitch.  did you really think you could elude us forever, carlos?	Wait!  You got the wrong guy.  My name's Simon.  Look, just let me go.  There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your--
yeeaoowww!!	You son of a bitch.  Did you really think you could elude us forever, Carlos?
see.  you and this car were meant for each other.  why fight it? sure, i have a couple other buyers lined up, but i like your style.  whattya say?  should we start on the paperwork?	Let me think about it.  Hold it a day for me?
hey, slow down you're gonna miss the turn!	See.  You and this car were meant for each other.  Why fight it? Sure, I have a couple other buyers lined up, but I like your style.  Whattya say?  Should we start on the paperwork?
sooooo... she's pretty good in bed, then?	Hey, slow down you're gonna miss the turn!
red hot.  her thighs steam.	Sooooo... she's pretty good in bed, then?
but with you, she gets to be hot, right?	Red hot.  Her thighs steam.
what does she do?	Some kinda legal secretary of something.  Married to some boring jerk.
i always have a couple on the hook.  you know.  there's one right now, i've got her panting like a dog.  it's great.	What does she do?
you working on someone right now?	I always have a couple on the hook.  You know.  There's one right now, I've got her panting like a dog.  It's great.
those idiots.	You working on someone right now?
dickless.  if they took care of    * business, i'd be out of business, know what i mean?	Those idiots.
what about the husbands?	Dickless.  If they took care of    * business, I'd be out of business, know what I mean?
exactly.  the trick is, you gotta pick your target.  they have to be nice little housewife types. school-teachers.  but, i'm telling you, you get their pilot lit, these babes, they can suck- start a leaf-blower.	What about the husbands?
use 'em and lose 'em.	Exactly.  The trick is, you gotta pick your target.  They have to be nice little housewife types. School-teachers.  But, I'm telling you, you get their pilot lit, these babes, they can suck- start a leaf-blower.
doesn't matter.  i like change. you know, constant turnover.  as soon as i close the deal, it's one of two more times, then adios.	Use 'em and lose 'em.
isn't that hard to keep up, in the long run?	Doesn't matter.  I like change. You know, constant turnover.  As soon as I close the deal, it's one of two more times, then adios.
well, think of it as playing a role.  it's fantasy.  you have to work on their dreams.  get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.	Isn't that hard to keep up, in the long run?
so you're basically lying your ass off the whole time?  i couldn't do it.	Well, think of it as playing a role.  It's fantasy.  You have to work on their dreams.  Get them out of their daily suburban grind for a few hours.
okay, just ask yourself.  what do women really want?  you take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years.  stuck in a rut.  they need some release.  the promise of adventure.  a hint of danger.  i create that for them.	So you're basically lying your ass off the whole time?  I couldn't do it.
sure.  set me up and then don't tell me.	Okay, just ask yourself.  What do women really want?  You take these bored housewives, married to the same guy for years.  Stuck in a rut.  They need some release.  The promise of adventure.  A hint of danger.  I create that for them.
sorry.  trade secret.	Sure.  Set me up and then don't tell me.
so what's your angle?	Sorry.  Trade secret.
it's killer.  look at me-- i'm not that much to look at.  no really.  i can be honest.  but i got 'em lining up, and not just skanks, either.  some are.	So what's your angle?
and you've got one.	It's killer.  Look at me-- I'm not that much to look at.  No really.  I can be honest.  But I got 'em lining up, and not just skanks, either.  Some are.
let's face it, harry, the vette gets 'em wet.  but it's not enough.  if you want to really close escrow, you gotta have an angle.	And you've got one.
what're we talking about here? pussy, right?	Absolutely.
boris and doris?	Go ahead.
get going!	Uh... well, okay then.  You sound terrible.  I'll run out right now.  Just call the prescription in to the pharmacy.  Sure, no problem.  Bye.
what?	Get going!
of course.  mrs. tasker.  and what were you going with the international terrorist, carlos the jackal?  taking dictation?	He said he was an American agent.
kettleman, barnes and mcgrath. i'm a legal secretary.	Of course.  Mrs. Tasker.  And what were you going with the international terrorist, Carlos the Jackal?  Taking dictation?
i said sit down.  who do you work for?	Kettleman, Barnes and McGrath. I'm a legal secretary.
like one?	Fuck you.
something you obviously have a hard time doing!	Hold that thought.
now just keep your knees together, and you'll be fine.	Something you obviously have a hard time doing!
what's going on, harry?	Samir is just going to ask Harry a few questions.  See, we're not even sure which agency Harry works for.  Now, Samir is absolutely first class, but on the other hand we have Harry, here, who has managed to lie convincingly to the woman he loves for 15 years.  So it will be interesting to see how long he can resist.
no, my dear, he is a federal agent.  he killed two of my colleagues the other night.	No, you don't understand, we've been married for 15 years--
look, harry's not part of this. he's just a sales rep.	No, my dear, he is a federal agent.  He killed two of my colleagues the other night.
so now it's tasker?  not renquist?	Look, Harry's not part of this. He's just a sales rep.
i'm helen tasker.  harry's my husband.  and you are?	So now it's Tasker?  Not Renquist?
who's your little friend?	I'm Helen Tasker.  Harry's my husband.  And you are?
you can call me simon.  you're very brave to do this...  you opened it.	I just glances inside.
helen.	You can call me Simon.  You're very brave to do this...  You opened it.
thank you.  you saved my life. what's your name?	Helen.
it's just that... it's been sixteen years since anyone but harry did that, i--	Relax.  There, that's better. Let yourself slip into the role.
you see what i mean?  that reaction would give us away in a second.  try to relax.	It's just that... it's been sixteen years since anyone but Harry did that, I--
i don't know.  i have to think...	Here.  Sit down.  Be comfortable.
helen, there's a double agent in my outfit... i don't know who. there's no one i can trust. except you.  can you get away? just for two days.	I don't know.  I have to think...
we're going to paris?	Helen, there's a double agent in my outfit... I don't know who. There's no one I can trust. Except you.  Can you get away? Just for two days.
just for the operation in paris. i need to be married.  they'll be looking for a man traveling alone.	We're going to Paris?
i'm married!	Just for the operation in Paris. I need to be married.  They'll be looking for a man traveling alone.
helen, i want you to be my wife.	I'm married!
what is it you need me to do?	Helen, I want you to be my wife.
to our assignment.	What is it you need me to do?
what's happened?	It's serious.  That's all I can    * say.  Just meet on K Street under    * the Key Bridge.  At eight sharp.    *
you'll call me then?	Yes.  Now go.
not here.  i'll call you and we'll rendezvous again.  we have to leave separately, so we aren't seen together.  for your safety.	You'll call me then?
what is it you want me to do?	Not here.  I'll call you and we'll rendezvous again.  We have to leave separately, so we aren't seen together.  For your safety.
and you chased one?	Something came over me, I just had nail him, no matter what the    * risk.  It was pretty hairy.  I thought he had me, a couple of     * times.  But I really can't take credit .  .  .
three of them.  hardly worth     * talking about.  two won't bother    * me again.	And you chased one?
were they trying to kill you?     *	Three of them.  Hardly worth     * talking about.  Two won't bother    * me again.
right, of course.  i was worried when i didn't hear from you that night.	It's strange.  I knew I was in a woman's thoughts when I was shooting it out with those assassins.
i know.  but it would compromise your safety too much to know certain things.	Right, of course.  I was worried when I didn't hear from you that night.
you can trust me completely.	I know.  But it would compromise your safety too much to know certain things.
i'm sorry, i can't.	You can trust me completely.
tell me what happened?	I'm sorry, I can't.
that was you?!	You recognized my style.  See, you're very good.  You're a natural at this.
sometimes a story is a mask for a covert operation.  see-- two men killed in a restroom, and two unidentified men in a running     * shootout, ending at the      * marriot...	That was you?!
yes.	Sometimes a story is a mask for a covert operation.  See-- two men killed in a restroom, and two unidentified men in a running     * shootout, ending at the      * Marriot...
did you read the papers yesterday?	Yes.
worse than cairo?       *	Cairo was a day at the beach next    * to this.
ssshhh!  we say op.  covert     * operation.  and this one got a little rough.	Worse than Cairo?       *
where were you?  on a... uh,     * mission?	Ssshhh!  We say Op.  Covert     * operation.  And this one got a little rough.
it's my job to risk my life, but not yours.  i feel bad about bringing you into this, but you're the only one i can trust.	Where were you?  On a... uh,     * mission?
i understand.	It's my job to risk my life, but not yours.  I feel bad about bringing you into this, but you're the only one I can trust.
okay.  it's just, things are a bit hot for me right now.  if i get a signal...  i may have to leave suddenly.	I understand.
i kept looking back, like you taught me.  i didn't see anyone.	Okay.  It's just, things are a bit hot for me right now.  If I get a signal...  I may have to leave suddenly.
are you sure you weren't followed?	I kept looking back, like you taught me.  I didn't see anyone.
yes.  i suppose so.  where?	The same place.  One o'clock.  I have to go now.  See you tomorrow.  Remember, I need you.
helen?  it's simon.  is it safe to talk?	Yes.  Go ahead.
hello?	Helen?  It's Simon.  Is it safe to talk?
his wife.	His wife?  Good.  Bring them.
who is this woman?	His wife.
how?	Use the gifts that Allah has given you.
find out who this renquist it.	How?
what do you want me to do?	Find out who this Renquist it.
do you realize that there are surveillance teams watching this place right now?  your phones are almost certainly tapped.  and you are busy laughing and flirting like a whore with this renquist, who may be a--	No.  He checked out okay--
it's a good thing you pay me well.	Do you realize that there are surveillance teams watching this place right now?  Your phones are almost certainly tapped.  And you are busy laughing and flirting like a whore with this Renquist, who may be a--
you got that playing basketball?	Yeah. I got elbowed right in the eye. And if that wasn't enough, I got hurled the ball when I'm not looking. Wam! Right in my face.
holy mary, mother of god.	This is great, we got cable.
that was so good i am gonna have another.	You can't have just one.
you're gonna be on "t.j. hooker"?	Knock wood.
let me speak to clarence.	He wants to speak with you.
not yet.	Nope.
yeah, my room-mate leaves it on the tv.	Yes.
gotten your mail yet?	Yeah, my room-mate leaves it on the TV.
what letter?	What letter?
did you get the letter?	What letter?
he said don't go nowhere. we'll be there some time tomorrow.	Wait a minute -
hello, alabama.	I can't wait to meet you. Clarence told me all about you. He said you were his best friend. So, I guess that makes you my best friend, too.
hi, dick. i'm alabama worley.	Hello, Alabama.
it's been fun thinking about the money but i can walk away from it, honey.	That rhymes.
i thought it was what you wanted, clarence.	It is what I want. But I don't want to spend the next ten years in jail. I don't want you guys to go to jail. We don't know what could be waiting for us up there. It'll probably be just what it's supposed to be. The only thing that's waiting for us is two hundred thousand dollars. I'm just looking at the downside.
it's got a nice ring to it. it sounds like a movie. "clarence and alabama go to cancoon". don't 'cha think?	But in my movie, baby, you get the top billing.
why cancoon?	It's got a nice ring to it. It sounds like a movie. "Clarence and Alabama Go to Cancoon". Don't 'cha think?
cancoon.	Why Cancoon?
i been in america all my life. i'm due for a change. i wanna see what tv in other countries is like. besides, it's more dramatic. where should we fly off to, my little turtledove?	Cancoon.
you ain't kiddin', we got lives to start over, we should go somewhere where we can really start from scatch.	I been in America all my life. I'm due for a change. I wanna see what TV in other countries is like. Besides, it's more dramatic. Where should we fly off to, my little turtledove?
but knowin' me and you gonna be nigger-rich gives me a whole new outlook. i love airports now. me 'n' you can get on any one of those planes out there, and go anywhere we ant.	You ain't kiddin', we got lives to start over, we should go somewhere where we can really start from scatch.
leavin' detroit. goin' off on vacations, startin' new lives, business trips. fun, fun, fun, fun.	But knowin' me and you gonna be nigger-rich gives me a whole new outlook. I love airports now. Me 'n' you can get on any one of those planes out there, and go anywhere we ant.
what?	Leavin' Detroit. Goin' off on vacations, startin' new lives, business trips. Fun, fun, fun, fun.
i used to live by one back in dearborn. it's real frustratin' to be surrounded by airplanes when you ain't got shit. i hated where i was, but i couldn't do anythin' about it. i didn't have enough money. it was tough enough just tryin' to pay my rent every month, an' here i was livin' next to an airport. whenever i went outside, i saw fuckin' planes take off drownin' out my show. all day long i'm seein', hearin' people doin' what i wanted to do most, but couldn't.	What?
how come?	I used to live by one back in Dearborn. It's real frustratin' to be surrounded by airplanes when you ain't got shit. I hated where I was, but I couldn't do anythin' about it. I didn't have enough money. It was tough enough just tryin' to pay my rent every month, an' here I was livin' next to an airport. Whenever I went outside, I saw fuckin' planes take off drownin' out my show. All day long I'm seein', hearin' people doin' what I wanted to do most, but couldn't.
with a vengeance, i hated them.	How come?
really?	With a vengeance, I hated them.
ya know, i used to fuckin' hate airports.	Really?
you were chillin', kind of creepy even. you totally fucked with his head. i'm gonna go grab dinner.	I'm gonna hop in the tub and get all wet, and slippery, and soapy. Then I'm gonna lie in the waterbed, not even both to dry off, and watch X-rated movies till you get your ass back to my lovin' arms.
i felt so stupid just blowing those bubbles.	You were chillin', kind of creepy even. You totally fucked with his head. I'm gonna go grab dinner.
babalouey, you were perfect, i could hardly keep from busting up.	I felt so stupid just blowing those bubbles.
you did it, quickdraw. i'm so proud of you. you were like a ninja. did i do my part ok?	Babalouey, you were perfect, I could hardly keep from busting up.
do you want some wine, sweetheart?	Nope. I'm not really a wine gal.
what?	... was so romantic.
i think what you did...	What?
what?	I think what you did...
i think what you did was...	What?
is this a joke?	No joke. This is probably the best hamburger I've ever had. I'm serious, I've never had a hamburger taste this good.
yeah. but to be honest, i put myself in that position. when i drove up there i said to myself, "if i can kill 'em and get away with it, i'll do it." i could. so i did.	Is this a joke?
was it him or you?	Yeah. But to be honest, I put myself in that position. When I drove up there I said to myself, "If I can kill 'em and get away with it, I'll do it." I could. So I did.
you don't know him -	You don't know me. Not when it comes to shit like this. I have to do this. I need for you to know you can count on me to protect you. Now write down the address.
look, sweetheart, he scares you. but i'm not scared of that motherfucker. he can't touch you now. you're completely out of his reach. he poses absolutely no threat to us. so, if he doesn't matter, which he doesn't, it would be stupid to lose your things, now wouldn't it?	You don't know him -
no, clarence. just forget it, babe. i just wanna disappear from there.	Look, sweetheart, he scares you. But I'm not scared of that motherfucker. He can't touch you now. You're completely out of his reach. He poses absolutely no threat to us. So, if he doesn't matter, which he doesn't, it would be stupid to lose your things, now wouldn't it?
so i can go over there and pick up your things.	No, Clarence. Just forget it, babe. I just wanna disappear from there.
why?	So I can go over there and pick up your things.
write down drexl's address.	Why?
what?	Write down Drexl's address.
sweetheart, write down your former address.	What?
where you goin', honey?	I just gotta get somethin'.
no no no no no no no no no...	Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes...
oh, you're speaking of my charming wife mrs. alabama worley.	Of course. Are there others, Mr. Worley?
bottom of the ninth . mr. worley. oh, by the by, mr. worley, have you seen your lovely wife today?	Oh, you're speaking of my charming wife Mrs. Alabama Worley.
top o' the morning, mrs. worley.	Bottom of the ninth . Mr. Worley. Oh, by the by, Mr. Worley, have you seen your lovely wife today?
how do you do, mr. worley?	Top o' the morning, Mrs. Worley.
hello, mrs. worley.	How do you do, Mr. Worley?
thank you.	Hello, Mrs. Worley.
i do.	Thank you.
i don't believe so.	Well, that's the one that explains how Jimmy Wang Yu became the Incredible One-Armed Boxer.
did ya ever see "the chinese professionals"?	I don't believe so.
you better not be fuckin' teasin' me.	Did ya ever see "The Chinese Professionals"?
you better not be fucking teasing me.	You better not be fuckin' teasin' me.
you will?	You better not be fucking teasing me.
yes.	You will?
will you be my wife?	Yes.
what?	Will you be my wife?
thank you. i wanna see you again too. and again, and again, and again. bama, i know we haven't known each other long, but my parents went together all throughout high school, and they still got a divorce. so, fuck it, you wanna marry me?	What?
at the bus station. he said i'd be a perfect call girl. and that he knew an agency in california that, on his recommendation, would handle me. they have a very exclusive clientele: movie stars, big businessmen, total white-collar. and all the girls in the agency get a grand a night. at least five hundred. they drive porsches, live in condos, have stockbrokers, carry beepers, you know, like nancy allen in "dressed to kill". and when i was ready he'd call 'em, give me a plane ticket, and send me on my way. he says he makes a nice finder's fee for finding them hot prospects. but no one's gonna pay a grand a night for a girl who doesn't know whether to shit or wind her watch. so what i'm doin' for drexl now is just sorta learnin' the ropes. it seemed like a lotta fun, but i don't really like it much, till last night. you were only my third trick, but you didn't feel like a trick. since it was a secret, i just pretended i was on a date. an, um, i guess i want a second date.	Thank you. I wanna see you again too. And again, and again, and again. Bama, I know we haven't known each other long, but my parents went together all throughout high school, and they still got a divorce. So, fuck it, you wanna marry me?
goddamn it, alabama, you gotta get the fuck outta there! how much longer before he's slappin' you around? punchin' you in the stomach? how the fuck did you get hooked up with a douche-bag like this in the first place?	At the bus station. He said I'd be a perfect call girl. And that he knew an agency in California that, on his recommendation, would handle me. They have a very exclusive clientele: movie stars, big businessmen, total white-collar. And all the girls in the agency get a grand a night. At least five hundred. They drive Porsches, live in condos, have stockbrokers, carry beepers, you know, like Nancy Allen in "Dressed to Kill". And when I was ready he'd call 'em, give me a plane ticket, and send me on my way. He says he makes a nice finder's fee for finding them hot prospects. But no one's gonna pay a grand a night for a girl who doesn't know whether to shit or wind her watch. So what I'm doin' for Drexl now is just sorta learnin' the ropes. It seemed like a lotta fun, but I don't really like it much, till last night. You were only my third trick, but you didn't feel like a trick. Since it was a secret, I just pretended I was on a date. An, um, I guess I want a second date.
this motherfucker sounds charming!	Goddamn it, Alabama, you gotta get the fuck outta there! How much longer before he's slappin' you around? Punchin' you in the stomach? How the fuck did you get hooked up with a douche-bag like this in the first place?
slapped her around a little. punched her in the stomch. it was pretty scary.	This motherfucker sounds charming!
what did he do to arlene?	Slapped her around a little. Punched her in the stomch. It was pretty scary.
well, i wouldn't go so far as to call him nice, but he's treated me pretty decent. but i've only been there about four days. he got a little rough with arlene the other day.	What did he do to Arlene?
is he nice?	Well, I wouldn't go so far as to call him nice, but he's treated me pretty decent. But I've only been there about four days. He got a little rough with Arlene the other day.
he thinks he is. he says his mother was apache, but i suspect he's lying.	Is he nice?
is he black?	He thinks he is. He says his mother was Apache, but I suspect he's lying.
uh-huh.	Is he black?
a real live pimp?	Uh-huh.
uh-huh.	A real live pimp?
you have a pimp?	Uh-huh.
my pimp.	You have a pimp?
who and what is a drexl?	My pimp.
it's over on the tv. all it says is: "dear clarence." i couldn't write anymore. i didn't not want to ever see you again. in fact, it's stupid not to ever see you again. las night... i don't know... i felt... i hadn't had that much fun since girl scouts. so i just said, "alabama, come clean, let him know what's what, and if he tells you to go fuck yourself then go back to drexl and fuck yourself."	Who and what is a Drexl?
that dazzling imagination.	It's over on the TV. All it says is: "Dear Clarence." I couldn't write anymore. I didn't not want to ever see you again. In fact, it's stupid not to ever see you again. Las night... I don't know... I felt... I hadn't had that much fun since Girl Scouts. So I just said, "Alabama, come clean, Let him know what's what, and if he tells you to go fuck yourself then go back to Drexl and fuck yourself."
i don't know. i didn't talk with them. the plan was for me to bump into you, pick you up, spend the night, and skip out after you fell asleep. i was gonna write you a note and say that this was my last day in america. that i was leaving on a plane this morning up to ukraine to marry a rich millionaire, and thank you for making my last day in america my best day.	That dazzling imagination.
who?	I don't know. I didn't talk with them. The plan was for me to bump into you, pick you up, spend the night, and skip out after you fell asleep. I was gonna write you a note and say that this was my last day in America. That I was leaving on a plane this morning up to Ukraine to marry a rich millionaire, and thank you for making my last day in America my best day.
yeah, that one. somebody who works there arranged to have me meet you.	Who?
"heroes for sale"?	Yeah, that one. Somebody who works there arranged to have me meet you.
i'm a call girl. there's a difference, ya know.  i don't know. maybe there's not. that place you took me to last night, that comic book place.	"Heroes For Sale"?
you're a whore?	I'm a call girl. There's a difference, ya know.  I don't know. Maybe there's not. That place you took me to last night, that comic book place.
i'm not a theater checker. i'm a call girl.	You're a whore?
what are you, a theater checker? you check up on the box office girls. make sure they're not rippin' the place off.	I'm not a theater checker. I'm a call girl.
clarence, i've got something to tell you. i didn't just happen to be at the theater. i was paid to be there.	What are you, a theater checker? You check up on the box office girls. Make sure they're not rippin' the place off.
did you hurt yourself?  whatd'ya do? step on a thumbtack?	Clarence, I've got something to tell you. I didn't just happen to be at the theater. I was paid to be there.
you didn't do nothing.	Did you hurt yourself?  Whatd'ya do? Step on a thumbtack?
what's wrong, sweetheart? did i do something? what did i do?	You didn't do nothing.
uh-huh.	What's wrong, sweetheart? Did I do something? What did I do?
so he really loved her?	Uh-huh.
that's what happened. in fact, when she died, it was considered to be the happiest time of her life. she'd been fucked over so much by men she didn't trust them. she was havin' this relationship with this guy and he asked her to marry him. now, other people had asked to marry her before, but she couldn't be sure whether they really loved her or were just after her money. so, she said no. and the guy says, "look, i really love you, and i wanna prove it. so have your lawyers draw up a paper that says no matter what happens, i can never get any of your money, and i'll sign it." so she did, and he asked her, and she said yes. and once they were engaged he told her a secret about himself that she never knew: he was a millionaire.	So he really loved her?
you mean she got a bad batch?	That's what happened. In fact, when she died, it was considered to be the happiest time of her life. She'd been fucked over so much by men she didn't trust them. She was havin' this relationship with this guy and he asked her to marry him. Now, other people had asked to marry her before, but she couldn't be sure whether they really loved her or were just after her money. So, she said no. And the guy says, "Look, I really love you, and I wanna prove it. So have your lawyers draw up a paper that says no matter what happens, I can never get any of your money, and I'll sign it." So she did, and he asked her, and she said yes. And once they were engaged he told her a secret about himself that she never knew: he was a millionaire.
yeah, she od'd. but wasn't on her last legs or anythin'. she didn't take too much. it shouldn't have killed her. there was somethin' wrong with what she took.	You mean she got a bad batch?
she od'd, didn't she?	Yeah, she OD'd. But wasn't on her last legs or anythin'. She didn't take too much. It shouldn't have killed her. There was somethin' wrong with what she took.
you know, a lot of people have misconceptions of how she died.	She OD'd, didn't she?
i love janis.	You know, a lot of people have misconceptions of how she died.
you're not stupid. just wrong.	I love Janis.
i dunno. i guess i'm just stupid.	You're not stupid. Just wrong.
what would make you think that?	I dunno. I guess I'm just stupid.
uh-huh, i was tryin' to think of somethin' to say to you, then i thought, she doesn't want me bothering her.	What would make you think that?
at the movies?	Uh-huh, I was tryin' to think of somethin' to say to you, then I thought, she doesn't want me bothering her.
you know when you sat behind me?	At the movies?
i finally knew what i wanted when i grew up.	You know when you sat behind me?
oh, you look so cute as little elvis.	I finally knew what I wanted when I grew up.
five.	Oh, you look so cute as little Elvis.
oooooh, you look so cute in your little cowboy outfit. how old were you then?	Five.
god, spiderman looks different.	He was just born, remember? This is the first one. You know that guy, Dr. Gene Scott? He said that the story of Spiderman is the story of Christ, just disguised. Well, I thought about that even before I heard him say it. Hold on, let me show you my favorite comic book cover of all time.
what's that?	That's a "Rookies" doll. George Sanford Brown. We gotta lotta dolls. They're real cool. Did you know they came out with dolls for all the actors in "The Black Hole"? I always found it funny somewhere there's a kid playin' with a little figure of Earnest Borgnine.
well, we sell other things too. cool stuff. "man from u.n.c.l.e." lunch boxes. "green hornet" board games. shit like that. but comic books are main business. there's a lot of collectors around here.	What's that?
i didn't even know they had stores that just sold comic books.	Well, we sell other things too. Cool stuff. "Man from U.N.C.L.E." Lunch boxes. "Green Hornet" board games. Shit like that. But comic books are main business. There's a lot of collectors around here.
four hundred bucks.	I didn't even know they had stores that just sold comic books.
you bet. how much is that worth?	Four hundred bucks.
that's where trouble comes into paradise. but the boss let's you borrow some money if you need it. wanna see what "spiderman" number one looks like?	You bet. How much is that worth?
do you get paid a lot?	That's where trouble comes into paradise. But the boss let's you borrow some money if you need it. Wanna see what "Spiderman" number one looks like?
i'm hip. but you know, i'm comfortable here. it's easy work. i know what i'm doing. everybody who works here is my buddy. i'm friendly with most of the customers. i just hang around and talk about comic books all day.	Do you get paid a lot?
that's a long time.	I'm hip. But you know, I'm comfortable here. It's easy work. I know what I'm doing. Everybody who works here is my buddy. I'm friendly with most of the customers. I just hang around and talk about comic books all day.
almost four years.	That's a long time.
how long have you worked here?	Almost four years.
yeah, i got the key, so i come here at night, hang out, read comic books, play music.	How long have you worked here?
wow. what a swell place to work.	Yeah, I got the key, so I come here at night, hang out, read comic books, play music.
and in a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me?	Because you looked like a nice guy, and I was a little scared. And I sure couldda used a nice guy about that time, so I spilled my popcorn on you.
apparently, i was hit on the head with something really heavy, giving me a form of amnesia. when i came to, i didn't know who i was, where i was, or where i came from. luckily, i had my driver's license or i wouldn't even know my name. i hoped it would tell me where i lived but it had a tallahassee address on it, and i stopped somebody on the street and they told me i was in detroit. so that was no help. but i did have some money on me, so i hopped in a cab until i saw somethin' that looked familiar. for some reason, and don't ask me why, that theater looked familiar. so i told him to stop and i got out.	And in a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me?
what's the story behind you takin' a cab to the most dangerous part of town alone?	Apparently, I was hit on the head with something really heavy, giving me a form of amnesia. When I came to, I didn't know who I was, where I was, or where I came from. Luckily, I had my driver's license or I wouldn't even know my name. I hoped it would tell me where I lived but it had a Tallahassee address on it, and I stopped somebody on the street and they told me I was in Detroit. So that was no help. But I did have some money on me, so I hopped in a cab until I saw somethin' that looked familiar. For some reason, and don't ask me why, that theater looked familiar. So I told him to stop and I got out.
i'm not sure yet. ask me again later.	What's the story behind you takin' a cab to the most dangerous part of town alone?
do you have a fella?	I'm not sure yet. Ask me again later.
i'm sure there must be something, but i don't really remember. the only thing that comes to mind are persians.	Do you have a fella?
turn-offs?	I'm sure there must be something, but I don't really remember. The only thing that comes to mind are Persians.
mickey rourke, somebody who can appreciate the finer things in life, like elvis's voice, good kung fu, and a tasty piece of pie.	Turn-offs?
what are your turn-ons?	Mickey Rourke, somebody who can appreciate the finer things in life, like Elvis's voice, good kung fu, and a tasty piece of pie.
phil spector. girl group stuff. you know, like "he's a rebel".	What are your turn-ons?
what kinda music do you like?	Phil Spector. Girl group stuff. You know, like "He's a Rebel".
very much. now, where were we?	What kinda music do you like?
like it?	Very much. Now, where were we?
yes, i would.	Like it?
would you like a bite of my pie?	Yes, I would.
burt reynolds.	Would you like a bite of my pie?
what's your favorite movie star?	Burt Reynolds.
i don't remember. but off the top of my head, i'd say black.	What's your favorite movie star?
what's your favorite color?	I don't remember. But off the top of my head, I'd say black.
might be from tallahassee. but i'm not sure yet.	What's your favorite color?
where are you from.	Might be from Tallahassee. But I'm not sure yet.
i don't remember.	Where are you from.
what do you do?	I don't remember.
ask me them again. one by one.	What do you do?
well, for starters, what do you do? where're ya from? what's your favorite color? who's your favorite movie star? what kinda music do you like? what are your turn-ons and turn-offs? do you have a fella? what's the story behind you takin' a cab to the most dangerous part of town alone? and, in a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me?	Ask me them again. One by one.
what do you want to know?	Well, for starters, what do you do? Where're ya from? What's your favorite color? Who's your favorite movie star? What kinda music do you like? What are your turn-ons and turn-offs? Do you have a fella? What's the story behind you takin' a cab to the most dangerous part of town alone? And, in a theater full of empty seats, why did you sit by me?
c'mon. what're ya tryin' to be? the phantom lady?	What do you want to know?
there's nothing to tell.	C'mon. What're ya tryin' to be? The Phantom Lady?
tell me about yourself.	There's nothing to tell.
how 'bout me what?	Tell me about yourself.
well, enough about the king. how about you?	How 'bout me what?
i'd love some pie.	Well, enough about the King. How about you?
would you like to get some pie?	I'd love some pie.
i love to get pie after a movie.	Would you like to get some pie?
well, it's just when i see a really good movie i really like to go out and get some pie, and talk about it. it's sort of tradition. do you like to eat pie after you've seen a good movie?	I love to get pie after a movie.
no. not particularly.  how come?	Well, it's just when I see a really good movie I really like to go out and get some pie, and talk about it. It's sort of tradition. Do you like to eat pie after you've seen a good movie?
i suppose you gotta get up early, huh?	No. Not particularly.  How come?
'bout twelve.	I suppose you gotta get up early, huh?
what time is it?	'Bout twelve.
nothing. it's just you're a girl after my own heart.	What time is it?
sure. why not?	Nothing. It's just you're a girl after my own heart.
you took a cab to see three kung fu movies?	Sure. Why not?
i took a cab.	You took a cab to see three kung fu movies?
where's your car? i'll walk you to it.	I took a cab.
is that your real name? really?	That's my real name, really. I got proof. See.
alabama whitman. pleased to meet ya.	Is that your real name? Really?
my name is clarence, and what is yours?	Alabama Whitman. Pleased to meet ya.
if that was the r, i'd love to see the x.	My name is Clarence, and what is yours?
you shoulda saw the first original uncut version of the "streetfighter". it was the only movie up to that time rated x for violence. but we just saw the r.	If that was the R, I'd love to see the X.
sonny kicks ass.	You shoulda saw the first original uncut version of the "Streetfighter". It was the only movie up to that time rated X for violence. But we just saw the R.
does sonny kick ass or does sonny kick ass?	Sonny kicks ass.
great movie. action-packed!	Does Sonny kick ass or does Sonny kick ass?
he ain't so much good guy as he's just a bad motherfucker. sonny don't be bullshittin'. he fucks dudes up for life. hold on, a fight scene's coming up.	Great movie. Action-packed!
i thought sonny was the good guy.	He ain't so much good guy as he's just a bad motherfucker. Sonny don't be bullshittin'. He fucks dudes up for life. Hold on, a fight scene's coming up.
thanks a lot.	I thought Sonny was the good guy.
want some goobers?	Thanks a lot.
the oriental in black. he's an assasin. now, at the beginning he was hired to kill this guy the cops had. so he got himself arrested. they take him into the police station. and he starts kickin' all the cops' asses. now, while keepin' them at bay, he finds the guy he was supposed to kill. does a number on him. kicks the cops' asses some more. kicks the bars out of the window. and jumps out into a getaway car that was waiting for him.	Want some Goobers?
the oriental.	The oriental in black. He's an assasin. Now, at the beginning he was hired to kill this guy the cops had. So he got himself arrested. They take him into the police station. And he starts kickin' all the cops' asses. Now, while keepin' them at bay, he finds the guy he was supposed to kill. Does a number on him. Kicks the cops' asses some more. Kicks the bars out of the window. And jumps out into a getaway car that was waiting for him.
not at all. i, this guy here, he's sonny chiba.	The oriental.
it's ok. don't worry about it. accidents happen.	What a wonderful philosophy. Thanks for being such a sweetheart. You could have been a real dick.
i'm the clumsiest person in the world.	It's OK. Don't worry about it. Accidents happen.
yeah. i'm fine. it didn't hurt.	I'm the clumsiest person in the world.
oh, look what happened. oh god, i'm so sorry. are you ok?	Yeah. I'm fine. It didn't hurt.
... when my mom went into labor, my dad panicked. he never had a kid before, and crashed the car. now, picture this: their car's demolished, crowd is starting to gather, my mom is yelling, going into contractions, and my dad, who was losing it before, is now completely screaming yellow zonkers. then, out of nowhere, as if from thin air, this big giant bus appears, and the bus-driver says, "get her in here.". he forgot all about his route and just drove straight to the hospital. so, because he was such a nice guy, they wanted to name the baby after him, as a sign of gratitude. well, his name was waldo, and no matter how grateful they were, even if i'da been a boy, they would't call me waldo. so they asked waldo where he was from. and, so there you go.	And here we are.
bye-bye.	Now hang up.
no time. gotta go. just tell him to read the letter, the letter explains all. tell him i love him. and tell him, as of tomorrow, all his money problems are over.	He can't. We gotta go, but he wants you to read the letter. The letter explains it all. He wants you to know he loves you. And he wants you to know that as of tomorrow, all of your money problems are over.
tell him to look through it.	Get it.
has he looked through it yet?	Ya looked through it?
the letter i sent.	The letter he sent.
tell him not to eat anything. we're gonna scarf when we get there.	Don't eat anything.
tell him we gotta go.	Clarence says we gotta be hittin' it.
what kind of daughterly smackeroo was that?	Oh, hush up.
bye, daddy! hope to see you again real soon.	What kind of daughterly smackeroo was that?
how come?	It's nine o'clock in the morning. Nothing's open.
i didn't get any chicken.	How come?
thank god. i could eat a horse if you slap enough catsup on it.	I didn't get any chicken.
the forager's back.	Thank God. I could eat a horse if you slap enough catsup on it.
this should cover it, auggie-doggie.	Okee-dokee, Doggie-Daddy.
i'm pretty hungry. when i went to the store i was gonna get some ding-dongs.	Well, fuck that shit, we'll get some real food. What would taste good.  What do you think would taste good?
i'm hip.	In fact, I'm gonna show you what I mean with a little demonstration. Big D, toss me that shotgun.
nigger, get real. you touch jayne kennedy she'll have you ass in wayne county so fast -	Nigger, back off, you ain't beatin' shit. Now what would you do.
damn skippy. he like it, too.	Me thinketh he doth protest too much.
shit! nigger you smoke enough sherm your dumb ass'll do a lot a crazy ass things. so you won't eat pussy? motherfucker, you be up there suckin' niggers'        dicks.	Heard that.
shit, any nigger say he don't eat pussy is lyin' his ass off.	I heard that.
floyd say he don't be eatin' pussy.	Shit, any nigger say he don't eat pussy is lyin' his ass off.
what the fuck are you talkin' about?	Floyd say he don't be eatin' pussy.
ain't no man have to eat pussy!	Take that shit somewhere else.
naw naw!	You don't like it, but you eat that shit.  He eats it.
so you do eat pussy!	Naw naw!
go on pussy-eaters... laugh. you look like you be eatin' pussy. you got pussy-eatin' mugs. now if a nigger wants to get his dick sucked he's got to do a bunch of fucked-up shit.	So you do eat pussy!
hold on a second, big d. you sayin' you eat pussy?	Nigger, I eat everything. I eat pussy. I eat the butt. I eat every motherfuckin' thang.
i'm not lyin' to him. i mean it. i loved "coming home in a body bag".	That's why it doesn't come across as ass-kissin', because it's genuine, and he can see that.
you're tellin' him what he wants to hear, but that ain't the same thing as kissin' his ass.	I'm not lyin' to him. I mean it. I loved "Coming Home in a Body Bag".
you don't think i'm kissin' his ass, do you?	You're tellin' him what he wants to hear, but that ain't the same thing as kissin' his ass.
are you kiddin'? he loves you.	You don't think I'm kissin' his ass, do you?
how do you think i'm doin' with lee?	Are you kiddin'? He loves you.
oh, and your line to charles atlas in there: "i'll take that gun", "you'll have to".	That was cool, wasn't it? You know, I don't even know where that came from. I just opened my mouth and it came out. After I said it I thought, that's a cool line, I gotta remember that.
can you develop an ulcer in two minutes? being cool is hard on your body.	Oh, and your line to Charles Atlas in there: "I'll take that gun", "You'll have to".
all anybody saw was clint eastwood drinkin' coffee.	Can you develop an ulcer in two minutes? Being cool is hard on your body.
i was dying. i thought for sure everyone could see it on my face.	All anybody saw was Clint Eastwood drinkin' coffee.
clarence, i gotta hand it to ya. you were cooler than cool.	I was dying. I thought for sure everyone could see it on my face.
if i thought i could get away with it -	Killin' 'em's the hard part. Gettin' away with it's the easy part. Whaddaya think the cops do when a pimp's killed? Burn the midnight oil tryin' to find who done it? They couldn't give a flyin' fuck if all the pimps in the whole wide world took two in the back of the fuckin' head. If you don't get caught at the scene with the smokin' gun in your hand, you got away with it.
i don't blame you.	If I thought I could get away with it -
look, elvis, he is hauntin' me. he doesn't deserve to live. and i do want to kill him. but i don't wanna go to jail for the rest of my life.	I don't blame you.
he don't got no right to live.	Look, Elvis, he is hauntin' me. He doesn't deserve to live. And I do want to kill him. But I don't wanna go to jail for the rest of my life.
you'd really do that?	He don't got no right to live.
i ain't tellin' ya nothin'. i'm just sayin' what i'd do.	You'd really do that?
i can't believe what you're tellin' me.	I ain't tellin' ya nothin'. I'm just sayin' what I'd do.
then shoot 'em. shoot 'em in the face. and feed that boy to the dogs.	I can't believe what you're tellin' me.
yeah.	Then shoot 'em. Shoot 'em in the face. And feed that boy to the dogs.
you wanna get unhaunted?	Yeah.
yeah.	You wanna get unhaunted?
with that son-of-a-bitch walkin' around breathin' the same air as you? and gettin' away with it every day. are you haunted?	Yeah.
live with what?	With that son-of-a-bitch walkin' around breathin' the same air as you? And gettin' away with it every day. Are you haunted?
can you live with it?	Live with what?
what?	Can you live with it?
wannabee nigger...	Fuck you! My mother was Apache.
no thanks.	No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your ass is comin' from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This motherfucker's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV." See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her titties hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been starin' at me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties.
grab a seat there, boy. want some dinner? grab yourself an egg roll. we got everything here from a diddle-eyed-joe to a damned-if-i-know.	No thanks.
i'm her husband.	Well. That makes us practically related. Bring your ass on in.
who the fuck are you?	I'm her husband.
she's with me.	Who the fuck are you?
where the fuck is that bitch?	She's with me.
no. but thanks.	No thanks, my stomach's a little upset. I ate somethin' at a restaurant that made me a little sick.
well, if we're not gonna do it, let's just get in the car and get the fuck outta here.	Yeah, let's just get outta here.
now's a helluva time to play "what if".	This is our last chance to play "what if". I want to do it. I'm just scared of getting caught.
do you really mean it?	No, I don't really mean it. Well, I mean, this is our last chance to think about it. How 'bout you, Bama?
look, dillinger, lee donowitz is not a pimp -	I know that Richard. I don't think I'll need it. But something this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not to need it than to need a gun and not to have it.
in case they try to kill us. i don't know, what do you want me to say?	Look, Dillinger, Lee Donowitz is not a pimp -
in case of what?	In case they try to kill us. I don't know, what do you want me to say?
in case.	In case of what?
what the fuck did you bring that for.	In case.
yeah?	Um, nothing, let's go?
clarence.	Yeah?
ah, dick, let's talk about it in the car. we can't be late.	Clarence.
they didn't even want a callback. they just hired me like that. me and peter breck are the two heavies. we start shooting monday. my call is for seven o'clock in the morning.	Ah, Dick, let's talk about it in the car. We can't be late.
no shit? dick, that's great!	They didn't even want a callback. They just hired me like that. Me and Peter Breck are the two heavies. We start shooting Monday. My call is for seven o'clock in the morning.
i got the part on "t.j. hooker".	No shit? Dick, that's great!
yeah, well if we got lost, it's your ass.  come on, clarence, lets go. elliot's going to meet us in the lobby.	I'm just makin' sure we got everything.  You got yours?
clarence...	Let me handle this.
two guys. now you want me to help you with some big drug deal. fuck, clarence, you killed somebody and you're blowin' it off like it don't mean shit.	Don't expect me to be all broken up over poor Drexl. I think he was a fuckin', freeloadin', parasitic scumbag, and he got exactly what he deserved. I got no pity for a mad dog like that. I think I should get a merit badge or somethin'.
two guys.	Two guys. Now you want me to help you with some big drug deal. Fuck, Clarence, you killed somebody and you're blowin' it off like it don't mean shit.
shut up! first you come waltzing into my life after two years. you're married. you killed a guy.	Two guys.
what's to think about?	Shut up! First you come waltzing into my life after two years. You're married. You killed a guy.
would you just shut up a minute and let me think?	What's to think about?
the zoo.  what are you waiting for?	Would you just shut up a minute and let me think?
the zoo.	The zoo.  What are you waiting for?
where?	The zoo.
ok, call 'im up and arrange a meeting, so we can get through all the getting to know you stuff.	Where?
elliot blitzer.	OK, call 'im up and arrange a meeting, so we can get through all the getting to know you stuff.
elliot what?	Elliot Blitzer.
elliot.	Elliot what?
what's this acting class guy's name?	Elliot.
hardly anything. i wasn't sure from your letter what was bullshit, and what wasn't.	What's this acting class guy's name?
what'd'ya tell 'em?	Hardly anything. I wasn't sure from your letter what was bullshit, and what wasn't.
he's nothing. he's in my acting class. but he works as an assistant to a very powerful movie producer named lee donowitz. i thought donowitz could be interested in a deal like this. he could use it. he could afford it.	What'd'ya tell 'em?
is he big league?	He's nothing. He's in my acting class. But he works as an assistant to a very powerful movie producer named Lee Donowitz. I thought Donowitz could be interested in a deal like this. He could use it. He could afford it.
it's difficult because you're sellin' it to a particular group. big shots. fat cats. guys who can use that kind of quantity. guys who can afford two hundred thousand. basically, guys i don't know. you don't know. and, more important, they don't know you. i did talk with one guy who could possibly help you.	Is he big league?
i'm offering a half a million dollars worth of white for two hundred thousand. how difficult can that be?	It's difficult because you're sellin' it to a particular group. Big shots. Fat cats. Guys who can use that kind of quantity. Guys who can afford two hundred thousand. Basically, guys I don't know. You don't know. And, more important, they don't know you. I did talk with one guy who could possibly help you.
do you have any idea how difficult that's gonna be?	I'm offering a half a million dollars worth of white for two hundred thousand. How difficult can that be?
no way! the whole enchilada in one shot.	Do you have any idea how difficult that's gonna be?
yeah, they do. and maybe when i start being a successful actor i'll know those guys. but most of the people i know are like me. they ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. now, if you want to sell a little bit at a time -	No way! The whole enchilada in one shot.
but you're an actor. i hear these hollywood guys have it delivered to the set.	Yeah, they do. And maybe when I start being a successful actor I'll know those guys. But most of the people I know are like me. They ain't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of. Now, if you want to sell a little bit at a time -
look, clarence, i'm not joe cocaine.	But you're an actor. I hear these Hollywood guys have it delivered to the set.
drexl's dead. this is clarence's coke and clarence can do whatever he wants with it. and what clarence wants to do is sell it. then me and bama are gonna leave on a jet plane and spend the rest of our lives spendin'. so, you got my letter, have you lined up any buyers?	Look, Clarence, I'm not Joe Cocaine.
this is drexl's coke?	Drexl's dead. This is Clarence's coke and Clarence can do whatever he wants with it. And what Clarence wants to do is sell it. Then me and Bama are gonna leave on a jet plane and spend the rest of our lives spendin'. So, you got my letter, have you lined up any buyers?
i don't know! a fuckin' lot!	This is Drexl's coke?
tell me.	I don't know! A fuckin' lot!
do you have any idea how much fuckin' coke you got?	Tell me.
i know.	Do you have any idea how much fuckin' coke you got?
you've got a helluva lotta coke there, man!	I know.
i certainly hope so.	You've got a helluva lotta coke there, man!
it's fuckin' real!  it's fuckin' real!	I certainly hope so.
this shit can't be real.	It'll get ya high.
you're really in love, aren't you?	For the very first time in my life.  Do you know what that's like?
every word of it.	You're really in love, aren't you?
how much of that letter was on the up and up?	Every word of it.
did you meet captain kirk?	You don't meet him in the audition. That comes later. Hope, hope.
... formica. i did real well. i think she liked me.	Did you meet Captain Kirk?
good for you.	What's so fuckin' good about it? Actresses are the most fucked-in-the-head bunch of women in the world. It's like they gotta pass a test of emotional instability before they can get their SAG card. Oh, guess what? I had a really good reading for "T.J. Hooker" the other day.
well, for the past couple of years i've been goin' out with girls from my acting class.	Good for you.
you goin' out?	Well, for the past couple of years I've been goin' out with girls from my acting class.
just like in detroit, only skinnier.	You goin' out?
well, she's a pretty amazing girl. what are women like out here?	Just like in Detroit, only skinnier.
that's a pretty amazing story.	Well, she's a pretty amazing girl. What are women like out here?
money problems?	Now tell him goodbye.
clarence sent a letter?	Has he gotten his mail today?
alabama, could you tell clar -	Ask him if he got the letter.
what?	Tell him we'll be hittin' his area some time tomorrow.
get the fuck outta here!	Believe it or not, I actually tricked a girl into falling in love with me. I'm not quite sure how I did it. I'd hate to have to do it again. But I did it. Wanna say hi to my better half?
i'm a married man.	Get the fuck outta here!
get the fuck outta here!	I'm a married man.
well, there's a story behind all that. i'll tell you when i see you. by the way, i won't be alone. i'm bringing my wife with me.	Get the fuck outta here!
what's up? why're leavin' detroit?	Well, there's a story behind all that. I'll tell you when I see you. By the way, I won't be alone. I'm bringing my wife with me.
tomorrow.	What's up? Why're leavin' Detroit?
you comin' to l.a.? when?	Tomorrow.
well, you're gonna be seein' me shortly.	You comin' to L.A.? When?
it's great to hear from you.	Well, you're gonna be seein' me shortly.
you got it.	It's great to hear from you.
clarence?	You got it.
you wanna take me to a kung fu movie?	Three kung fu movies.
he is, bar none, the greatest actor working in martial arts movies ever.	You wanna take me to a kung fu movie?
who's sonny chiba?	He is, bar none, the greatest actor working in martial arts movies ever.
a donny chiba triple feature. "the streetfighter", "return of the streetfighter", and "sister streetfighter".	Who's Sonny Chiba?
what are we gonna see?	A Donny Chiba triple feature. "The Streetfighter", "Return of the Streetfighter", and "Sister Streetfighter".
how 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight?	What are we gonna see?
how 'bout me what?	How 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight?
well, enough about the king, how 'bout you?	How 'bout me what?
i don't blame you.  so we'd both fuck elvis. it's nice to meet people with common interests, isn't it?	Well, enough about the King, how 'bout you?
when he was alive. i wouldn't fuck him now.	I don't blame you.  So we'd both fuck Elvis. It's nice to meet people with common interests, isn't it?
really?	When he was alive. I wouldn't fuck him now.
i'd fuck elvis.	Really?
no. no you're not.	What's waiting for us up there. Tell me or I'll pump two right in your face.
apparently i'm not as dumb as you thought i am.	No. No you're not.
you are the dumbest person in the world.	Apparently I'm not as dumb as you thought I am.
say it, goddamn it!	You are the dumbest person in the world.
no.	Don't lie to me, motherfucker. You apparently think I'm the dumbest motherfucker in the world! Don't you? Say: Clarence, you are without a doubt, the dumbest motherfucker in the whole wide world. Say it!
don't you?	No.
yeah?	Get on your knees.
elliot.	Yeah?
i guess so. follow me.	Elliot.
well, i guess it's about that time.	I guess so. Follow me.
where's everybody else?	They'll be along.
he says wednesday at three o'clock at the beverly wilshire. he wants everybody there.  he'll talk to you. if after talkin' to you he's convinced you're ok, he'll do business. if not, he'll say fuck it and walk out the door. he also wants a sample bag.	No problems on both counts.
mr. donowitz?  i told you, through dick.  he's in my acting class.  about a year.  yeah, he's good.  they grew up together.  sure thing.	He says Wednesday at three o'clock at the Beverly Wilshire. He wants everybody there.  He'll talk to you. If after talkin' to you he's convinced you're OK, he'll do business. If not, he'll say fuck it and walk out the door. He also wants a sample bag.
he wants to talk ya.	Mr. Donowitz?  I told you, through Dick.  He's in my acting class.  About a year.  Yeah, he's good.  They grew up together.  Sure thing.
get it straight, lee isn't into taking risks. he deals with a couple of guys, and he's been dealing with them for years. they're reliable. they're dependable. and, they're safe.	Riddle me this, Batman. If you're all so much in love with each other, what the fuck are you doing here? I'm sure you got better things to do with your time than walk around in circles starin' up a panther's ass. Your guy's interested because with that much shit at his fingertips he can play Joe fuckin' Hollywood till the wheels come off. He can sell it, he can snort it, he can play Santa Claus with it. At the price he's payin', he'll be everybody's best friend. And, you know, that's what we're talkin' about here. I'm not puttin' him down. Hey, let him run wild. Have a ball, it's his money. But, don't expect me to hang around forever waitin' for you guys to grow some guts.
no. no, you don't.	Then why are you telling me all this bullshit just so you can fuck me?
do i look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice-cream?	No. No, you don't.
what?	Do I look like a beautiful blond with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice-cream?
we were in four h together. we've known each other since childhood. so, i'm handling the sales part. he's my silent partner and he knows if i get fucked up, i won't drop dime on him. i didn't tell you nothin' and you didn't hear nothin'.	Sure. I didn't hear anything.
he trusts you?	We were in Four H together. We've known each other since childhood. So, I'm handling the sales part. He's my silent partner and he knows if I get fucked up, I won't drop dime on him. I didn't tell you nothin' and you didn't hear nothin'.
duh. what else would i be talking about? now stop askin' stupid doorknob questions. well, a year and a half ago, this friend of mine got access to the evidence room for an hour. he snagged this coke. but, he's a good cop with a wife and a kid, so he sat on it for a year and a half until he found a guy he could trust.	He trusts you?
the police department?	Duh. What else would I be talking about? Now stop askin' stupid doorknob questions. Well, a year and a half ago, this friend of mine got access to the evidence room for an hour. He snagged this coke. But, he's a good cop with a wife and a kid, so he sat on it for a year and a half until he found a guy he could trust.
what do you think, eightball?	The police department?
what department?	What do you think, eightball?
no problem, elliot. i'm just fuckin' wit ya, that's all. actually, i'll tell you but you gotta keep it quiet. understand, if dick didn't assure me you're good people i'd just tell ya, none of your fuckin' business. but, as a sign of good faith, here it goes: i gotta friend in the department.	What department?
look, dick, i don't -	No problem, Elliot. I'm just fuckin' wit ya, that's all. Actually, I'll tell you but you gotta keep it quiet. Understand, if Dick didn't assure me you're good people I'd just tell ya, none of your fuckin' business. But, as a sign of good faith, here it goes: I gotta friend in the department.
coco leaves. you see, they take the leaves and mash it down until it's kind of a paste -	Look, Dick, I don't -
ha ha ha. no really, where does it come from?	Coco leaves. You see, they take the leaves and mash it down until it's kind of a paste -
i grow it on my window-sill. the lights really great there and i'm up high enough so you can't see it from the street.	Ha ha ha. No really, where does it come from?
- that you're unloading for two hundred thousand dollars -	Unloading? That's a helluva way to describe the bargain of a lifetime.
leave the gorillas.	- that you're unloading for two hundred thousand dollars -
yeah, ok.	Leave the gorillas.
want an animal cracker?	Yeah, OK.
so you guys got five hundred thousand dollars worth of cola that you're unloading -	Want an animal cracker?
i can see what you mean.	Like, look at her. She looks like she fell off an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Elvis wouldn't fuck her with Pat Boone's dick.
it tried to pin down what the attraction is after all these years. it covers the whole spectrum of fans, the people who love his music, the people who grew up with him, the artists he inspired - bob dylan, bruce springsteen, and the fanatics, like these guys. i don't know about you, but they give me the creeps.	I can see what you mean.
that good, huh?	It tried to pin down what the attraction is after all these years. It covers the whole spectrum of fans, the people who love his music, the people who grew up with him, the artists he inspired - Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, and the fanatics, like these guys. I don't know about you, but they give me the creeps.
you know, i saw it on the stands, my first inclination was to buy it. but, i look at the price and say forget it, it's just gonna be the same old shit. i ended up breaking down and buying it a few days later. man, i was ever wrong.	That good, huh?
no. not yet.	You know, I saw it on the stands, my first inclination was to buy it. But, I look at the price and say forget it, it's just gonna be the same old shit. I ended up breaking down and buying it a few days later. Man, I was ever wrong.
have you read the story on elvis?	No. Not yet.
yeah, i subscribe. it's a pretty decent one.	Have you read the story on Elvis?
wanna count your money?	Actually, they can count it. I'd like to use the little boy's room.
if you don't know shit, why does he think you can sell it?	I bullshitted him.
we grew up together.	If you don't know shit, why does he think you can sell it?
why does he trust you?	We grew up together.
well, elliot wasn't supposed to tell you anythin'.  thanks a lot, bigmouth. i knew you were a squid the moment i laid eyes on you. in my book, buddy, you're a piece of shit.  he's not a dirty cop, he's a good cop. he just saw his chance and he took it.	Why does he trust you?
elliot tells me you're fronting for a dirty cop.	Well, Elliot wasn't supposed to tell you anythin'.  Thanks a lot, bigmouth. I knew you were a squid the moment I laid eyes on you. In my book, buddy, you're a piece of shit.  He's not a dirty cop, he's a good cop. He just saw his chance and he took it.
a norms in van nuys.	Bastards. That's why I always eat at Lawreys.
where'd you go?	A Norms in Van Nuys.
you like a little coffee with your cream and sugar?	I'm not satisfied till the spoon stands straight up.
me too, boris.	You like a little coffee with your cream and sugar?
don't worry, i'll desire. boris, could i have some more coffee.	Me too, Boris.
now, that's practically uncut. you could, if you so desire, cut it a helluva lot more.	Don't worry, I'll desire. Boris, could I have some more coffee.
i hear you talkin' clarence. we park our cars in the same garage.	Like that Merchant-Ivory clap-trap. All those assholes make are unwatchable movies from unreadable books.
you know, most movies that win a lot of oscars, i can't stand. "sophie's choice", "ordinary people", "kramer vs. kramer", "gandhi". all that stuff is safe, geriatric, coffee-table dog shit.	I hear you talkin' Clarence. We park our cars in the same garage.
thank you very much, clarence.	You know, most movies that win a lot of Oscars, I can't stand. "Sophie's Choice", "Ordinary People", "Kramer vs. Kramer", "Gandhi". All that stuff is safe, geriatric, coffee-table dog shit.
ok, sorry, lee. i just wanna tell you "coming home in a body bag" is one of my favorite movies. after "apocalypse now" i think it's the best vietnam movie ever.	Thank you very much, Clarence.
lee, clarence . please don't insult me. call me lee.	OK, sorry, Lee. I just wanna tell you "Coming Home in a Body Bag" is one of my favorite movies. After "Apocalypse Now" I think it's the best Vietnam movie ever.
oh, mr. donowitz -	Lee, Clarence . Please don't insult me. Call me Lee.
i don't think that'll be necessary. let's all have a seat. boris, why don't you be nice and get coffee for everybody.	Oh, Mr. Donowitz -
well, i have to admit, walkin' through the door and seein' these "soldier of fortune" poster boys made me a bit nervous. but, lee, i'm fairly confident that you came here to do business, not to be a wise-guy. so, if you want, i'll put the gun on the table.	I don't think that'll be necessary. Let's all have a seat. Boris, why don't you be nice and get coffee for everybody.
well, then, what's the hurry? is it true the rights to "doctor zhivago" are in arbitration?	I wanna be able to announce this deal at Cannes. If I had time for a courtship, Lee, I would. I'd take ya out, I'd hold your hand, I'd kiss you on the cheek at the door. But, I'm not in that position. I need to know if we're in bed together, or not. If you want my movie, Lee, you're just gonna have to come to terms with your Fear and Desire.
now that's bullshit, lee. every time you buy one of those little movies it's a risk. i'm not sellin' you something that's gonna play two weeks, six weeks, then go straight to cable. this is "doctor zhivago". this'll be packin' 'em in for a year and a half. two years! that's two years you don't have to work with anybody's movie but mine.	Well, then, what's the hurry? Is it true the rights to "Doctor Zhivago" are in arbitration?
but the bottom line is: i'm not paramount. i have a select group of distributers i deal with. i buy their little movies. accomplish what i wanna accomplish, end of story. easy, business-like, very little risk.	Now that's bullshit, Lee. Every time you buy one of those little movies it's a risk. I'm not sellin' you something that's gonna play two weeks, six weeks, then go straight to cable. This is "Doctor Zhivago". This'll be packin' 'em in for a year and a half. Two years! That's two years you don't have to work with anybody's movie but mine.
i don't know, clarence, "doctor zhivago" is a pretty big movie.	The biggest. The biggest movie you've ever dealt with, Lee. We're talkin' a lot of film. A man'd have ta be an idiot not to be a little cautious about a movie like that. And Lee, you're no idiot.
we do make a cute couple, don't we?	Yeah, well, just stay outta trouble. Remeber, you got a wife to think about. Quit fuckin' around.  I love you son.
well, son, i want you to know i hope everything works out with you and alabama. i like her. i think you make a cute couple.	We do make a cute couple, don't we?
keep it.	Well, son, I want you to know I hope everything works out with you and Alabama. I like her. I think you make a cute couple.
i got some money i can give you -	Keep it.
thanks a lot, daddy. you really came through for me.	I got some money I can give you -
naw, until they hear something better they'll assume drexl and blue lou had a falling out. so, once you leave twon, i wouldn't worry about it.	Thanks a lot, Daddy. You really came through for me.
that's what i've been tellin' ya. the guy was like a mad dog. so the cops aren't looking for me?	Naw, until they hear something better they'll assume Drexl and Blue Lou had a falling out. So, once you leave twon, I wouldn't worry about it.
gangster. drug dealer. somebody you don't want on your ass. look, clarence, the more i hear about this drexl fucker, the more i think you did the right thing. that guy wasn't just some wild flake.	That's what I've been tellin' ya. The guy was like a mad dog. So the cops aren't looking for me?
who is he?	Gangster. Drug Dealer. Somebody you don't want on your ass. Look, Clarence, the more I hear about this Drexl fucker, the more I think you did the right thing. That guy wasn't just some wild flake.
if you don't hang around in this circle, no reason it should.	Who is he?
nope.	If you don't hang around in this circle, no reason it should.
yeah. drexl had an association with a fella named blue lou boyle. name mean anything to you?	Nope.
no shit?	Yeah. Drexl had an association with a fella named Blue Lou Boyle. Name mean anything to you?
apparently, drexl had a big toe stuck in shit like that.	No shit?
do tell. why drug related?	Apparently, Drexl had a big toe stuck in shit like that.
they have nothing. in fact, they think it's drug related.	Do tell. Why drug related?
you got it all worked out, don't you?	Look, goddamnit, I never asked you for a goddamn thing! I've tried to make your parental obligation as easy as possible. After Mom divorced you, did I ask you for anything? When I wouldn't see ya for six months to a year at a time, did you ever get your shit about it? No, it was always "OK", "No problem", "You're a busy guy, I understand". The whole time you were a drunk, did I ever point my finger at you and talk shit? No! Everybody else did. I never did. You see, I know that you're just a bad parent. You're not really very good at it. But I know you love me. I'm basically a pretty resourceful guy. If I didn't really need it I wouldn't ask. And if you say no, don't worry about it. I'm gone. No problems.
i'm your son.	You got it all worked out, don't you?
what makes you think i would do that?	I'm your son.
you were a cop.	What makes you think I would do that?
what makes you think i could do that?	You were a cop.
could you find out if they know anythin'? i don't know they know shit about us. but i don't wanna think, i wanna know. you could find out for sure what's goin' on.  daddy?	What makes you think I could do that?
yes, i still have friends on the force.	Could you find out if they know anythin'? I don't know they know shit about us. But I don't wanna think, I wanna know. You could find out for sure what's goin' on.  Daddy?
do you still have friends on the force?	Yes, I still have friends on the force.
stop acting like an infant. you're here because you want me to help you in some way. what do you need from me? you need money?	Do you still have friends on the force?
what?	Stop acting like an infant. You're here because you want me to help you in some way. What do you need from me? You need money?
what do you want from me?	What?
you're always making jokes. that's what you do, isn't it? make jokes. making jokes is the one thing you're good at, isn't it? but if you make a joke about this -  - i'm gonna go completely out of my fuckin' head!	What do you want from me?
look, i don't know this is pretty heavy-duty, so if you wanna explode, feel free.	You're always making jokes. That's what you do, isn't it? Make jokes. Making jokes is the one thing you're good at, isn't it? But if you make a joke about this -  - I'm gonna go completely out of my fuckin' head!
clarence, just shut up, you're giving me a headache! i can't believe how much like your mother you are. you're your fuckin' mother through and through. i haven't heard from ya in three years. then ya show up all of a sudden at eight o'clock in the morning. you walk in like a goddamn bulldozer... don't get me wrong, i'm happy to see you... just slow it down. now, when did you get married?	Daddy, I'm in big fuckin' trouble and I really need your help.
daddy. nice isn't the word. nice is an insult. she's a peach. that's the only word for it, she's a peach. she even tastes like a peach. you can tell i'm in love with her. you can tell by my face, can't ya? it's a dead giveaway. it's written all over it. ya know what? she loves me back. take a seat, pop, we gotta talk -	Clarence, just shut up, you're giving me a headache! I can't believe how much like your mother you are. You're your fuckin' mother through and through. I haven't heard from ya in three years. Then ya show up all of a sudden at eight o'clock in the morning. You walk in like a goddamn bulldozer... don't get me wrong, I'm happy to see you... just slow it down. Now, when did you get married?
she seems very nice.	Daddy. Nice isn't the word. Nice is an insult. She's a peach. That's the only word for it, she's a peach. She even tastes like a peach. You can tell I'm in love with her. You can tell by my face, can't ya? It's a dead giveaway. It's written all over it. Ya know what? She loves me back. Take a seat, Pop, we gotta talk -
isn't she the sweetest goddamned girl you ever saw in your whole life? is she a four alarm fire, or what?	She seems very nice.
i really don't know.	You don't know the chicken places around where you live?  Ask the guy at the place where a chicken place is.
you know what would taste good? chicken. i haven't had chicken in a while. chicken would really hit the spot about now. chicken and beer, definitly, absolutely, without a doubt.  where's a good chicken place around here?	I really don't know.
i'm really not very -	You know what would taste good? Chicken. I haven't had chicken in a while. Chicken would really hit the spot about now. Chicken and beer, definitly, absolutely, without a doubt.  Where's a good chicken place around here?
uh, yeah... there's a party store down 54th.	Get a six-pack of something imported. It's hard to tell you what to get 'cause different places have different things. If they got Fosters, get that, if not, ask the guy at the thing what the strongest imported beer he has. Look, since you're making a beer run, would you mind too terribly if you did a foot run as well. I'm fuckin' starvin' to death. Are you hungry too?
go to the liquor store -  where is there a liquor store around here?	Uh, yeah... there's a party store down 54th.
i can, but i don't.	That's about all I ever eat.
anything stronger?  oh, probably not. beer? you can drink beer, can't you?	I can, but I don't.
i think there's a seven-up in there.	Anything stronger?  Oh, probably not. Beer? You can drink beer, can't you?
come again?	It's a fact. Sicilians have nigger blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, look it up. You see, hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. Way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. Blond hair, blue eyes. But, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with the Sicilian women, they changed the blood-line for ever, from blond hair and blue eyes to black hair and dark skin. I find it absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. I'm just quotin' history. It's a fact. It's written. Your ancestors were niggers. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother was fucked by a nigger, and had a half-nigger kid. That is a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin'?
you know i read a lot. especially things that have to do with history. i find that shit fascinating. in fact, i don't know if you know this or not, sicilians were spawned by niggers.	Come again?
uh-huh.	You know I read a lot. Especially things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. In fact, I don't know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
oh, don't bother. i got one.  so you're a sicilian, huh?	Uh-huh.
could i have one of those chesterfields now?	Sure.
i'm gettin' angry askin' the same question a second time. where did they go?	They didn't tell me.
on their honeymoon.	I'm gettin' angry askin' the same question a second time. Where did they go?
that's of minor importance. but what's of major fuckin' importance is that i believe you. where did they go?	On their honeymoon.
i don't believe you.	That's of minor importance. But what's of major fuckin' importance is that I believe you. Where did they go?
i'm talkin' about a massacre. they snatched my narcotics and hightailed it outta there. wouldda gotten away with it, but your son, fuckhead that he is, left his driver's license in a dead guy's hand. a whore hiding in the commode filled in all the blanks.	I don't believe you.
what are you talkin' about?	I'm talkin' about a massacre. They snatched my narcotics and hightailed it outta there. Wouldda gotten away with it, but your son, fuckhead that he is, left his driver's license in a dead guy's hand. A whore hiding in the commode filled in all the blanks.
now i can't be sure of how much of what he told you. so in the chance you're in the dark about some of this, let me shed some light. that whore your boy hangs around with, her pimp is an associate of mine, and i don't just mean pimpin', in other affairs he works for me in a courier capacity. well, apparently, that dirty little whore found out when we're gonna do some business, 'cause your son, the cowboy and his flame, came in the room blastin' and didn't stop till they were pretty sure everybody was dead.	What are you talkin' about?
i've seen him.	Now I can't be sure of how much of what he told you. So in the chance you're in the dark about some of this, let me shed some light. That whore your boy hangs around with, her pimp is an associate of mine, and I don't just mean pimpin', in other affairs he works for me in a courier capacity. Well, apparently, that dirty little whore found out when we're gonna do some business, 'cause your son, the cowboy and his flame, came in the room blastin' and didn't stop till they were pretty sure everybody was dead.
i have a son of my own. about you boy's age. i can imagine how painful this must be for you. but clarence and that bitch-whore girlfriend of his brought this all on themselves. and i implore you not to go down the road with 'em. you can always take comfort in the fact that you never had a choice.	Look, I'd help ya if I could, but I haven't seen Clarence -
no.	I have a son of my own. About you boy's age. I can imagine how painful this must be for you. But Clarence and that bitch-whore girlfriend of his brought this all on themselves. And I implore you not to go down the road with 'em. You can always take comfort in the fact that you never had a choice.
i'm glad. hopefully that will clear up the how-full-of-shit-i-am question you've been asking yourself. now, we're gonna have a little q and a, and, at the risk of sounding redundant, please make your answers genuine.  want a chesterfield?	No.
i've heard of blue lou boyle.	I'm glad. Hopefully that will clear up the how-full-of-shit-I-am question you've been asking yourself. Now, we're gonna have a little Q and A, and, at the risk of sounding redundant, please make your answers genuine.  Want a Chesterfield?
i'm the anti-christ. you get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. my name is vincenzo coccotti. i work as a counsel for mr. blue lou boyle, the man your son stole from. i hear you were once a cop so i assume you've heard od us before. am i correct?	I've heard of Blue Lou Boyle.
i give up. who are you?	I'm the Anti-Christ. You get me in a vendetta kind of mood, you will tell the angels in heaven that you had never seen pure evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you. My name is Vincenzo Coccotti. I work as a counsel for Mr. Blue Lou Boyle, the man your son stole from. I hear you were once a cop so I assume you've heard od us before. Am I correct?
do you know who i am, mr. worley?	I give up. Who are you?
you and robin moved?	Shit, are you behind. Me and Robin got a divorce six months ago. Got myself a new place - mirrors all over the bedroom, ceiling fans above the bed. Guy'd have to look as ugly as King Kong not to get laid in this place. I'm serious, a guy'd have to look like a gorilla.
i don't see why not. when you gonna come round and see my new place?	You and Robin moved?
i don't know him. is he a nice guy? you think he'll help me out?	I don't see why not. When you gonna come round and see my new place?
mcteague.	I don't know him. Is he a nice guy? You think he'll help me out?
yeah, and the restaurant's on my route. and you know, i stuck my nose in for the company to try to put a stop to some of these break-ins. now, while i have no proof, the name drexl spivey kept comin' up who's case is it?	McTeague.
are you still working security for foster & langley?	Yeah, and the restaurant's on my route. And you know, I stuck my nose in for the company to try to put a stop to some of these break-ins. Now, while I have no proof, the name Drexl Spivey kept comin' up Who's case is it?
well, ted, to tell you the truth, i found out through the grapevine that it might be, and i only said might be, the drexl spivey that was responsible for that restaurant break-in on riverdale.	Are you still working security for Foster & Langley?
what about him?	Well, Ted, to tell you the truth, I found out through the grapevine that it might be, and I only said might be, the Drexl Spivey that was responsible for that restaurant break-in on Riverdale.
it's about that pimp that was shot a couple of days ago, drexl spivey.	What about him?
i don't know. he just appeared as magic.	Well, don't just sit there, shoot him.
where'd he come from?	I don't know. He just appeared as magic.
absolutely.	Where'd he come from?
could we try it now?	Absolutely.
sure. no problem.	Could we try it now?
if we decided on making him a new york type, could you do that?	Sure. No problem.
thank you.	If we decided on making him a New York type, could you do that?
that was very good.	Thank you.
well, don't just sit there, shoot him.	That was very good.
i don't know. he just appeared as magic.	Well, don't just sit there, shoot him.
where'd you come from?	I don't know. He just appeared as magic.
well, the part you're reading for is one of the bad guys. there's brian and marty. peter breck's already been cast as brian. and you're reading for the part of marty. now in this scene you're both in a car and bill shatner's hanging on the hood.  and what you're trying to do is get him off.  whenever you're ready.	Where'd you come from?
step inside.	Well, the part you're reading for is one of the bad guys. There's Brian and Marty. Peter Breck's already been cast as Brian. And you're reading for the part of Marty. Now in this scene you're both in a car and Bill Shatner's hanging on the hood.  And what you're trying to do is get him off.  Whenever you're ready.
i'm me... i mean, that's me.	Step inside.
dirty cops. we'll have to bring in internal affairs on this.	Look, we don't care if you bring in the state milita, the volunteer fire department, the L.A. Thunderbirds, the ghost of Steve McQueen, and the twelve Roman gladiators, so long as we get credit for the bust.
we talked him into it.	Dirty cops. We'll have to bring in internal affairs on this.
he'll wear a wire?	We talked him into it.
do you believe him?	I believe he believes him.
sure was.	Do you believe him?
that was a good fuckin' movie.	Sure was.
uh-huh.	That was a good fuckin' movie.
that vietnam movie?	Uh-huh.
both you, idiots shut up, i can't understand shit! now, what's happened, what's going on, and what are you talking about?	Okee-dokee. It's like this, Krinkle; a patrol car stops this dork for speeding, they walk up to window and the guy's covered in coke. So they bring his ass in and me an' Nicholson go to work on him.
don't blow it, elliot. he's bluffin'. he just told you so himself.	You're an actor, so act, motherfucker.
he's bluffin ya, elliot. can't you see that? you're an actor, remember, the show must go on.	This guy's gonna kill him.
we gotta get him outta there.	Whatta we gonna do? He's in an elevator.
how's he supposed to see the wire?	He knows something's up.
he saw the wire.	How's he supposed to see the wire?
how the fuck could he know?	He saw the wire.
he knows.	How the fuck could he know?
you do.	Hope you're a good actor, Elliot.
you do more than try.	You do.
we have to show in court that, without a doubt, a successful man, an important figure in the hollywood community, is also dealing cocaine.	So you gotta get him to admit on tape that he's buying this coke.
like gang-busters. now, remember, if you don't want to go to jail, we gotta put your boss in jail.	We have to show in court that, without a doubt, a successful man, an important figure in the Hollywood community, is also dealing cocaine.
he's so spooked he'd turn over his momma, his daddy, his two-panny granny, and anna and the king of siam if he had anything on him.	This rabbit'll do anything not to do time, including wearing a wire.
to front for him. so elliot is workin' out the deal between them and his boss, a big movie producer named lee donowitz.	He produced "Coming Home in a Body Bag".
suspect's words -	To front for him. So Elliot is workin' out the deal between them and his boss, a big movie producer named Lee Donowitz.
which wasn't too hard, the guy was a real squid.	So we got this guy scared shitless and he starts talkin'. And, Krinkle, you ain't gonna fuckin' believe it.
nicholson and i go to work on him. now er know somthing's rotten in denmark, 'cause this dickhead had a big bag, and it's uncut, too, so we're sweatin' him, trying to find out where he got it. scarin' the shit outta him.	Which wasn't too hard, the guy was a real squid.
nicholson and i.	Nicholson and I go to work on him. Now er know somthing's rotten in Denmark, 'cause this dickhead had a big bag, and it's uncut, too, so we're sweatin' him, trying to find out where he got it. Scarin' the shit outta him.
krinkle, this is it. we got it, man. and it's all ours. i mean talk about fallin' into somethin'. you shoulda seen it, it was beautiful. dimes is hittin' him from the left about being fucked in the ass by niggers, i'm hittin' him form the right about not likin' pussy anymore, finally he starts  cryin', and then it was all over -	Krinkle, you're lookin' at the two future cops of the month. We have it, and if I say we, I don't mean me and him, I'm referring to the whole department. Haven't had a decent bust this whole month. Well, we mighta come in like a lamb, but we're goin' out like a lion -
'course you'll wanna fuck her in the ass. pussy just won't feed right anymore -	That is, of course, if you don't catch Aids from all your anal intrusions.
and just think, when you get out in a few years, you'll meet some girl, get married, and you'll be so understanding to your wife's needs, because you'll know what it's like to be a woman.	'Course you'll wanna fuck her in the ass. Pussy just won't feed right anymore -
but there is a bright side though. if you ever have to play a part of a guy who gets fucked in the ass on a daily basis by throat-slitting niggers, you'll have so much experience to draw on -	And just think, when you get out in a few years, you'll meet some girl, get married, and you'll be so understanding to your wife's needs, because you'll know what it's like to be a woman.
you're a fuckin' star! and you're gonna be playin' your little one-man show nightly for the next two fuckin' years for a captive audience -	But there is a bright side though. If you ever have to play a part of a guy who gets fucked in the ass on a daily basis by throat-slitting niggers, you'll have so much experience to draw on -
or a supporting actor -	You're a fuckin' star! And you're gonna be playin' your little one-man show nightly for the next two fuckin' years for a captive audience -
or a bit player -	Or a supporting actor -
you're no longer an extra -	Or a bit player -
you got caught. it's all fun and fuckin' games till you get caught. but now we gotcha. ok, mr. elliot actor, you've just made the big time -	You're no longer an extra -
no don't sit here and feed us some shit.	You got caught. It's all fun and fuckin' games till you get caught. But now we gotcha. OK, Mr. Elliot actor, you've just made the big time -
but a fuckin' baggie.	No don't sit here and feed us some shit.
not a tiny little vial -	But a fuckin' baggie.
look, sunshine, we found a sandwich bag of uncut cocaine -	Not a tiny little vial -
i'm tryin' to find my jacket.	Look in the hamper. Linda's been dumpin' everybody's stray clothes there lately.
i'll keep lover boy here entertained.  you know the first thing i'll do when she gets here. i think i'll make her suck my dick, and i'll come all in her face. i mean it ain't nuttin' new. she's done it before. but i want you as a audience.  marty, what the fuck are you doin'?	I'm tryin' to find my jacket.
naw, man, it ain't white boy day.	Shit, man, you done fucked up again. Next time you bogart your way into a nigger's crib, an' get all his face, make sure you do it on white boy day.
you see what you get when you fuck wit me, white boy? you're gonna walk in my goddamn house, my house! gonna come in here and tell me! talkin' smack, in my house, in front of my employees. shit! your ass must be crazy.  i don't think that white boy's got good sense. hey, marty.  he must of thought it was white boy day. it ain't white boy day, is it?	Naw, man, it ain't white boy day.
naw. it don't feel too good but it's alright.	You see what you get when you fuck wit me, white boy? You're gonna walk in my goddamn house, my house! Gonna come in here and tell me! Talkin' smack, in my house, in front of my employees. Shit! Your ass must be crazy.  I don't think that white boy's got good sense. Hey, Marty.  He must of thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?
you ok? that stupid dumb-ass didn't break your nose, did he?	Naw. It don't feel too good but it's alright.
looky here, you want the bitches to really fly high, make your rocks with cherry seven-up.	Pussy love pink rocks.
rock whores.	You ain't seen nothin' like these rock whores. They ass be young man. They got that fine young pussy. Bitches want the rock they be a freak for you. They give you hips, lips, and fingertips.
what was i sayin'?	Rock whores.
if it came down to who eats who, damn skippy.	With that terrible mug of yours if Jayne Kennedy told you to eat her pussy, kiss her ass, lick her feet, chow on her shit, and suck her dog's dick, nigger, you'd aim to please.
you tell jayne kennedy to fuck it?	If it came down to who eats who, damn skippy.
why you trippin'? we jus' fuckin' with ya. but i wanna ask you a question. you with some fine bitch, i mean a brick shithouse bitch - you're with jayne kennedy. you're with jayne kennedy and you say "bitch, suck my dick!" and then jayne kennedy says, "first things first, nigger, i ain't suckin' shit till you bring your ass over here and lick my bush!" now, what do you say?	I tell Jayne Kennedy, "Suck my dick or I'll beat your ass!"
well fuck you guys then! you guys are fucked up!	Why you trippin'? We jus' fuckin' with ya. But I wanna ask you a question. You with some fine bitch, I mean a brick shithouse bitch - you're with Jayne Kennedy. You're with Jayne Kennedy and you say "Bitch, suck my dick!" and then Jayne Kennedy says, "First things first, nigger, I ain't suckin' shit till you bring your ass over here and lick my bush!" Now, what do you say?
- because it's good!	Then, after a while sisters use to gettin' their little pussy eat. And because you white boys had to make pigs out of yourselves, you fucked it up for every nigger in the world everywhere.
yeah, that's right, laugh. it's so funny, oh it's so funny.  there used to be a time when sisters didn't know shit about gettin' their pussy licked. then the sixties came an' they started fuckin' around with white boys. and white boys are freaks for that shit -	- Because it's good!
preach on, big d.	Look here. If I ever did eat some pussy - I would never eat any pussy - but, if I did eat some pussy, I sure as hell wouldn't tell no goddamn body. I'd be ashamed as a motherfucker.
naw man, that's some serious shit.	Nigger, you lie like a big dog.
that's bullshit.	Naw man, that's some serious shit.
naw man, i don't be eatin' that shit.	That's bullshit.
nigger, get outta my face with that bullshit.	Naw man, I don't be eatin' that shit.
you're the one who wanted to drive fast.	Read my lips.
no.	You're the one who wanted to drive fast.
put it in your pants.	No.
i'm not wearing a bra.	Put it in your pants.
please, they'll be here any minute. just put it in your bra.	I'm not wearing a bra.
no way, jos.	Please, they'll be here any minute. Just put it in your bra.
they won't search you. i promise. you haven't done anything.	No way, Jos.
i'm not gonna put that shit in my purse.	They won't search you. I promise. You haven't done anything.
just put it in your purse.	I'm not gonna put that shit in my purse.
you must be high. uh-huh. no way.	Just put it in your purse.
you gotta hold this for me.	You must be high. Uh-huh. No way.
what can i do?	You gotta hold this for me.
fuck! i knew it! i fucking knew it! i should have my head examined, driving like this!  kandi, you gotta help me.	What can I do?
no, i ain't been there. but i heard him say. hollywood holiday inn. kinda easy to remember.	You're right. It is.
how do you know? you been there?	No, I ain't been there. But I heard him say. Hollywood Holiday Inn. Kinda easy to remember.
naw, they ain't stayin' here. but, i know who you're talkin' about. they're stayin' at the hollywood holiday inn.	How do you know? You been there?
maybe you can help me. actually, who i'm looking for is a friend of ours from detroit. clarence worley? i heard he was in town. might be travelling with a pretty girl named alabama. have you seen him? are they stayin' here?	Naw, they ain't stayin' here. But, I know who you're talkin' about. They're stayin' at the Hollywood Holiday Inn.
exactly room-mates.	Maybe you can help me. Actually, who I'm looking for is a friend of ours from Detroit. Clarence Worley? I heard he was in town. Might be travelling with a pretty girl named Alabama. Have you seen him? Are they stayin' here?
sorta room-mates?	Exactly room-mates.
yeah, i live here.	Sorta room-mates?
do you live here?	Yeah, I live here.
naw, he ain't home right now.	Do you live here?
hello, is dick ritchie here?	Naw, he ain't home right now.
where's that?	Well, you go down Beechwood...
he's at the beverly wilshire.	Where's that?
do you know where we can find him?	He's at the Beverly Wilshire.
yes.	Do you know where we can find him?
do you know a clarence worley?	Yes.
no.	Do you know a Clarence Worley?
are you dick ritchie?	No.
yes.	Are you Dick Ritchie?
what was the jew-boy's name?	Donowitz, he said.
i didn't mean -	Shut your mouth. Nick Cardella was provin' what his words was worth before you were in your daddy's nutsack. What sun do you walk under you can throw a shadow on Nick Cardella? Nick Cardella's a stand-up guy.
then where the hell do you get off talkin' that kind of talk?	I didn't mean -
no.	Then where the hell do you get off talkin' that kind of talk?
excuse me, mr. coccotti.  do you know nick cardella?	No.
i understand.  there'd be no point.	We're going to think about it, Cole. Among ourselves.  We'll get back to you.
you said we weren't "real," cole...	Well, sir, I don't think the human mind was built to exist in two different... whatever you call it..."dimensions." It's stressful, you said it yourselves, it gets you confused.  You don't know what's real and what's not.
the food, the sky, the certain, uh, sexual temptations -- you haven't become "addicted" have you, cole?  to that "dying" world'	No, sir!  I just want to do my part. To get us back on top...in charge of the planet.  And I have the experience, I know who the people are...
women will want to get to know you...	I DON'T WANT YOUR "WOMEN," YOU BRAINLESS TWIT! I WANT TO BE WELL!
him?  you saw that man?	Uh, I think so.  In the mental hospital.
well?	Uh, what?
no, sir!	We have a very advanced program, something very different, requires very skilled people.
wake up, cole.	Uh, I didn't hear the...
we want you to tell us about last night.	I went to the surface and I collected specimens like I was told.
we're very close!  because of you!	This is it, James...what you've been working for.
but just until you recover your, uh,... equilibrium.	You're still a little... disoriented.
he's drugged out of his mind!  he's completely zoned out.	Cole, did you or did you not record that message?
we want tough minded people.  strong mentally.  we've had some...misfortunes with "unstable" types.	For a man in your position...an opportunity.
to be determined by the proper authorities.	You don't want to jeopardize that reduction, do you, Cole?  Have it taken away?
wow, a guy in a chevy is chasing her and some other guy i can't see.	Hey, no problem, it's probably just another kidnapping featuring Jeffrey's shrink, pardon me, make that ex-shrink.  This is your leader, a certifiable lunatic who told his former psychiatrist all his plans for God knows what whacko irresponsible schemes, and now who knows what she's painted out there on our wall?
what's she doing?	She's drawing attention to us, that's what she's doing. ... I don't know what you're up to this time, Mason, but you're gonna get us in deep shit!
it's the kidnap woman -- the one who was with the guy who tied us up.	What's she doing?
that's him.	What are you going to do with us?
i told you that fuckhead mason would get us into something like this.	Shut up!
so that...???	Uh, so that a vaccine can be developed that will, uh, allow mankind to reclaim the surface of the earth.
to find out where the virus is so a qualified scientist can travel back into the past and study the original virus.	So that...???
and your only goal is...???	To find out where the virus is so a qualified scientist can travel back into the past and study the original virus.
that the virus was taken from philadelphia to san francisco, then to new orleans, rio de janeiro, rome, kinshasa, karachi, bangkok, then peking.	And your only goal is...???
meaning...???	That the virus was taken from Philadelphia to San Francisco, then to New Orleans, Rio de Janeiro, Rome, Kinshasa, Karachi, Bangkok, then Peking.
san francisco, new orleans, rio de janeiro, rome, kinshasa, karachi, bangkok, then peking.	Meaning...???
and it appeared sequentially after that in...?	San Francisco, New Orleans, Rio de Janeiro, Rome, Kinshasa, Karachi, Bangkok, then Peking.
it was released in philadelphia, probably on june 14, 1995.	And it appeared sequentially after that in...?
let's consider again our current information -- if the symptoms were first detected in philadelphia on june 28, 1995, that makes us know that...?	It was released in Philadelphia, probably on June 14, 1995.
forced you!  why would someone force you to take drugs?	I got into trouble.  I got arrested. But I still got you a specimen -- a spider -- but I didn't have anyplace to put it, so I ate it.  It was the wrong year anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.
they forced me to take drugs.	Forced you!  Why would someone force you to take drugs?
it's important to observe everything.	I think it was...I'm sure it was 2nd Street.
right!  you're right.  i have to fix this.	I'll get the tickets and meet you... in the Gift Shop.
james, if we're identified, they're going to send us someplace...but not to key west!	Right!  You're right.  I have to fix this.
i was here...as a kid.  i think you were here, too.  but you...looked just like you look now.	James, if we're identified, they're going to send us someplace...but not to Key West!
they may be looking for us, james.  use this.  you can fix it in the men's room.	I was here...as a kid.  I think you were here, too.  But you...looked just like you look now.
i know this place! ... this is my dream.	Airports all look the same.  Maybe it's...  James!  Your moustache!  It's slipping.
that's what they were up to!  freeing animals!	On the walls -- they meant the animals when they said, "We did it."
i mean in my dream -- i didn't realize it was you.  then...i woke up and i...i thought you were gone.	I remember you...like this.  I feel I've known you before.  I feel I've always known you.
well, you look pretty different, too.	I mean in my dream -- I didn't realize it was you.  Then...I woke up and I...I thought you were gone.
you were in my dream just now.  i didn't recognize you.	Well, you look pretty different, too.
but maybe i'm wrong.  maybe you're wrong.  maybe we're both crazy.	In a few weeks, it will have started or it won't.  If there are still baseball games and traffic jams, armed robberies and boring TV shows -- we'll be so happy, we'll be glad to turn ourselves in to the police.
so we can stick our heads out the window and feel the wind and listen to the music.  so we can appreciate what we have while we have it.  forgive me, psychiatrists don't cry.	But maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe you're wrong.  Maybe we're both crazy.
why are we doing this?	So we can stick our heads out the window and feel the wind and listen to the music.  So we can appreciate what we have while we have it.  Forgive me, psychiatrists don't cry.
if we can't change anything...because it's already happened, then we ought to at least smell the flowers.	Flowers!  What flowers?
i have seen it, but i don't remember this part.  funny, it's like what's happening to us, like the past.  the movie never changes -- it can't change -- but everytime you see it, it seems to be different because you're different -- you notice different things.	If we can't change anything...because it's already happened, then we ought to at least smell the flowers.
shh -- don't talk.  hold still.	I have seen it, but I don't remember this part.  Funny, it's like what's happening to us, like the past.  The movie never changes -- it can't change -- but everytime you see it, it seems to be different because you're different -- you notice different things.
i think i've seen this movie before. when i was a kid.  it was on tv.	Shh -- don't talk.  Hold still.
you... you couldn't have heard me.	They got your message, Kathryn.  They played it for me.  It was a bad recording...distorted.  I didn't recognize your voice.
you... you left them a message?	I couldn't resist.  I was so relieved. Wait'll they hear this nutty woman telling them...they better watch out for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys...
no superiors!  no scientists.  no people from the future.  it's just a carpet cleaning company.  they have voice mail -- you leave a message telling them when you want your carpet cleaned.	You... you left them a message?
a carpet cleaning company?	No superiors!  No scientists.  No people from the future.  It's just a Carpet Cleaning Company.  They have voice mail -- you leave a message telling them when you want your carpet cleaned.
it's a carpet cleaning company...	A Carpet Cleaning Company?
you want me to rob him?	I...I...We need cash, James.
i want to be here.  in this time.  with you.  i want to become...become a whole person.  i want this to be the present. i want the future to be unknown.	James...do you remember...six years ago...you had a phone number!  You tried to call and...
well, i can't. ... i mean...i'm trying to.  i can't believe that everything we do or say has already happened, that we can't change what's going to happen, that i'm one of the three billion people who are going to die...soon.	I want to be here.  In this time.  With you.  I want to become...become a whole person.  I want this to be the present. I want the future to be unknown.
you said i had delusions -- that i created a world -- you said you could explain everything...	Well, I can't. ... I mean...I'm trying to.  I can't believe that everything we do or say has already happened, that we can't change what's going to happen, that I'm one of the three billion people who are going to die...soon.
you had a bullet from world war one in your leg, james!  how did it get there?	You said I had delusions -- that I created a world -- you said you could explain everything...
...i had a dream about...something like that.	You had a bullet from World War One in your leg, James!  How did it get there?
what does this mean to you?	...I had a dream about...something like that.
i think i saw a tv show like that when i was a kid.  where a boy...	IT WASN'T A TV SHOW!  IT WAS REAL!
james, you said he was hiding in the barn...	I think I saw a TV show like that when I was a kid.  Where a boy...
it was?  i didn't...know.	James, you said he was hiding in the barn...
the boy in the well.  how did you know that was just a hoax?	It was?  I didn't...know.
i don't know -- i don't remember.	The boy in the well.  How did you know that was just a hoax?
you disappeared!  one minute you were there, the next minute you were gone. did you run through the woods?	I don't know -- I don't remember.
no, not really.  it's...it's in my mind.  like you said.	You disappeared!  One minute you were there, the next minute you were gone. Did you run through the woods?
just like that?  you were in prison?	No, not really.  It's...it's in my mind.  Like you said.
i thought i was in...prison again.	Just like that?  You were in prison?
okay...you were standing there looking at the moon...you were eating grass... then what?	I thought I was in...prison again.
we're avoiding the police until i can....talk to you.	You mean, treat me?  Cure me?  Kathryn, those words on the wall -- I've seen them before...  I...I...dreamed them.
i don't understand what we're doing.	We're avoiding the police until I can....talk to you.
james!  that's a policeman.  pretend you don't know me.  if he sees you...	No, I want to turn myself in.  Where is he?  Don't worry -- it's all okay now.  I'm not crazy any more!  I mean, I am crazy, mentally divergent, actually, but I know it now and I want you to help me.  I want to get well...
you're sure?	No gun!  Stars!  Air!  I can live here.  Breathe!
the gun! ... i lost it	You're sure?
give me the gun.	The gun! ... I lost it
it would be great if i'm crazy.  if i'm wrong about everything...the world will be okay.  i'll never have to live underground.	Give me the gun.
first, it's important that you surrender to them instead of them catching you running.  okay?	It would be great if I'm crazy.  If I'm wrong about everything...the world will be okay.  I'll never have to live underground.
i need help all right.  they're coming after me.	First, it's important that you surrender to them instead of them catching you running.  Okay?
it can be dealt with, but only if you want to.  i can help you.	I need help all right.  They're coming after me.
i'm..."mentally divergent".  i would love to believe that.	It can be dealt with, but only if you want to.  I can help you.
nobody is going to wipe out the human race.  not you or jeffrey or anybody else.  you've created something in your mind, james -- a substitute reality. in order to avoid something you don't want to face.	I'm..."mentally divergent".  I would love to believe that.
jeffrey mason said it was my idea about the virus.  and suddenly, i wasn't sure.  we talked when i was in the institution, and it was all...fuzzy. the drugs and stuff.  you think maybe i'm the one who wiped out the human race?  it was my idea?	Nobody is going to wipe out the human race.  Not you or Jeffrey or anybody else.  You've created something in your mind, James -- a substitute reality. In order to avoid something you don't want to face.
what made you think that?	Jeffrey Mason said it was my idea about the virus.  And suddenly, I wasn't sure.  We talked when I was in the institution, and it was all...fuzzy. The drugs and stuff.  You think maybe I'm the one who wiped out the human race?  It was my idea?
yeah, sort of, i guess.  i...i'm sorry i locked you up.  i thought...i thought... i think maybe i am crazy!	What made you think that?
see -- you can drive after all!	Yeah, sort of, I guess.  I...I'm sorry I locked you up.  I thought...I thought... I think maybe I am crazy!
no!  i...don't think so.  i stole a car and they chased me.  i hit a tree.	See -- you can drive after all!
what have you done?  did you...kill someone?	No!  I...don't think so.  I stole a car and they chased me.  I hit a tree.
you smell so good.	You have to give yourself up, you know.
no.  i want you to turn yourself in, james -- it'll go much better for you if you do -- but i'm not going to trick you.	That has your name on it.  Give him cash.
you were going to run out off gas on purpose, weren't you?	No.  I want you to turn yourself in, James -- It'll go much better for you if you do -- but I'm not going to trick you.
it was some kind of...war.  never mind, you wouldn't believe me.  turn off here.	You were going to run out off gas on purpose, weren't you?
shot!  who shot you?	It was some kind of...war.  Never mind, you wouldn't believe me.  Turn off here.
i got shot.  look -- there's a gas station up ahead.	Shot!  Who shot you?
what's the matter with your leg?	I got shot.  Look -- there's a gas station up ahead.
i said i was too young to drive.  i didn't say i was stupid.	What's the matter with your leg?
i thought you didn't know how to drive.	I said I was too young to drive.  I didn't say I was stupid.
we need gas.	I thought you didn't know how to drive.
the guy was a total fruitcake.	And he told you then his father was a famous virologist.
you know dr. mason's son, jeffrey mason, don't you, james?  you met him in the county hospital six years ago.	The guy was a total fruitcake.
all i see are dead people.  everywhere. what's three more?	You know Dr. Mason's son, Jeffrey Mason, don't you, James?  You met him in the County Hospital six years ago.
mason???	Jeffrey Mason?
james, why don't we...?	Lock it now!
i told you what i want.  lock the door!	James, why don't we...?
you didn't have a gun before, did you?	I've got one now.
i did him a favor.  now come on.	You didn't have a gun before, did you?
oh, jesus, james!  you killed him!	I did him a favor.  Now come on.
are you hurt?	Uh, no.  Yes.  I mean, just some scrapes...
who's keeping an eye on you?	The man...with the voice.  I recognized him.  He's from the present.  He...
they're keeping an eye on me.	Who's keeping an eye on you?
look, i'm warning you.  you do anything, i'm going to go crazy -- hurt people!	I'm not going to "do" anything, I promise.  But you need help, James. None of this is what you think it is.
what do you mean -- when you were a kid?	Nevermind.  It's not real -- it's a hoax.  A prank.  He's hiding in a barn. Hey, turn left here.  Left!
when i was a kid i identified with that kid, down there alone in that pipe...a hundred feet down -- doesn't know if they're going to save him.	What do you mean -- when you were a kid?
does that disturb you, james?  thinking about that little boy in the well?	When I was a kid I identified with that kid, down there alone in that pipe...a hundred feet down -- doesn't know if they're going to save him.
what will you do...when you find this...secret army?	I just have to locate the virus in its original form before it mutates.  So scientists can come back and study it and find a cure.  So that those of us who survived can go back to the surface of the earth.
a secret army.  the army of the twelve monkeys.  i've told you about them. they spread the virus.  that's why we have to get to philadelphia.  i have to find them -- it's my assignment.	What will you do...when you find this...secret army?
clues?  what kind of clues?	A secret army.  The Army of The Twelve Monkeys.  I've told you about them. They spread the virus.  That's why we have to get to Philadelphia.  I have to find them -- it's my assignment.
my notes.  observations.  clues.	Clues?  What kind of clues?
no, i think it was always you.  it's very strange.	You're flushed.  And you were moaning. I think you're running a fever.  What are you doing?
it wasn't me before, james.  it's become me now because of...what's happening.  please untie me.	No, I think it was always you.  It's very strange.
you were very upset.  you're always very upset in the dream, but i never knew it was you before.	It wasn't me before, James.  It's become me now because of...what's happening.  Please untie me.
and i was in it?  what did i do?	You were very upset.  You're always very upset in the dream, but I never knew it was you before.
about an airport...before everything happened.  it's the same dream i always have -- the only one.  i'm a little kid in it.	And I was in it?  What did I do?
we dream about what's important in our lives. and i seem to have become pretty important in yours.  what was the dream about?	About an airport...before everything happened.  It's the same dream I always have -- the only one.  I'm a little kid in it.
you were in my dream just now.  your hair was different, but i'm sure it was you.	We dream about what's important in our lives. And I seem to have become pretty important in yours.  What was the dream about?
did something terrible happen to you when you were a child?  something so bad...?	Ohhhh, that one!  Can we hear that one?
something bad.  is that all the music? i don't want to hear this stuff...	Did something terrible happen to you when you were a child?  Something so bad...?
"if something really happens"...like what, james?	Something bad.  Is that all the music? I don't want to hear this stuff...
my father told me that.  "never cry wolf."  then people won't believe you if...something really happens.	"If something really happens"...like what, James?
what?	My father told me that.  "Never cry wolf."  Then people won't believe you if...something really happens.
"never cry wolf!"	What?
you'd prefer that? ... james...you don't really have a gun, do you.	Everybody's got a gun.  In this city...
you used to call me "james".	You'd prefer that? ... James...you don't really have a gun, do you.
yes, i remember.  why do you want to go to philadelphia?	It's the next step.  I checked out the Baltimore information, it was nothing. It's Philadelphia, that's where they are, the ones who killed everyone.  Zs that a radio?  Does it play music?
you told me you'd help me.  i know this isn't what you meant, but...i was desperate... no money...bum leg... sleeping on the streets. i probably smell bad.  sorry about that. but then i saw your book in a store window with a notice about your lecture.  i can read, remember?	Yes, I remember.  Why do you want to go to Philadelphia?
i can't believe this is a coincidence, mr. cole.  have you been...following me?	You told me you'd help me.  I know this isn't what you meant, but...I was desperate... no money...bum leg... sleeping on the streets. I probably smell bad.  Sorry about that. But then I saw your book in a store window with a notice about your lecture.  I can read, remember?
1989.  six years for you.  there's the sign!  right here!	I can't believe this is a coincidence, Mr. Cole.  Have you been...following me?
cole!  james cole!  you escaped from a locked room six years ago.	1989.  Six years for you.  There's the sign!  Right here!
no more drugs.  please...	I have to do this, James.  You're very confused.
it's just a shot to calm you.	No more drugs.  Please...
i have the...strangest feeling i've met you before...a long time ago, perhaps. were you ever...?	Wait!  This is only 1989!  I'm supposed to be leaving messages in 1995.  It's not the right number yet.  That's the problem.  Damn!  How can I contact them?
what?	I have the...strangest feeling I've met you before...a long time ago, perhaps. Were you ever...?
james, where did you grow up?  was it around here?  around baltimore?	What?
no.  that's the reason they chose me -- i remember things.	James, where did you grow up?  Was it around here?  Around Baltimore?
perhaps it was a wrong number...	No.  That's the reason they chose me -- I remember things.
it was some lady.  she didn't know anything.	Perhaps it was a wrong number...
no, 1995 is the past.	1995 is the future, James.  This is 1989.
you think it's july of 1995?  that's the future, james.  do you think you're living in the future?	No, 1995 is the past.
1995?	You think it's July of 1995?  That's the future, James.  Do you think you're living in the future?
what year do you think it is?	1995?
what year is it?	What year do you think it is?
do you know what year it is?	What year is it?
july?!	Do you know what year it is?
july.	July?!
this is april, right?	July.
why do you think there aren't any germs in the air, james?	This is April, right?
i have to go.	Why do you think there aren't any germs in the air, James?
you're afraid of germs?	I have to go.
it's so clean.  no germs.	You're afraid of germs?
what's wonderful about the air, james?	It's so clean.  No germs.
i love this air.  this is wonderful air.	What's wonderful about the air, James?
hiding?	I love this air.  This is wonderful air.
underground.	Hiding?
a jail?  prison?	Underground.
i have to go.	A jail?  Prison?
you've been in an institution, haven't you, james?  a hospital?	I have to go.
you wouldn't understand.	You've been in an institution, haven't you, James?  A hospital?
why not?  most people have some id.	You wouldn't understand.
no.	Why not?  Most people have some ID.
you don't have a driver's license, james?  or a social security card?	No.
they wanted identification.  i don't have any identification.  i wasn't trying to hurt them.	You don't have a driver's license, James?  Or a Social Security card?
i see.  you don't remember assaulting a police officer...several officers?	They wanted identification.  I don't have any identification.  I wasn't trying to hurt them.
because i'm a good observer.  because i have a tough mind.	I see.  You don't remember assaulting a police officer...several officers?
do you know why you're here, james.	Because I'm a good observer.  Because I have a tough mind.
i need to go.	Do you know why you're here, James.
change what?	I need to go.
it won't help you.  you can't do anything about it.  you can't change anything.	Change what?
what kind of information?	It won't help you.  You can't do anything about it.  You can't change anything.
no, not possible.  listen, i have to get out of here.  i'm supposed to be getting information.	What kind of information?
have you been a patient at county? have i seen you someplace?	No, not possible.  Listen, I have to get out of here.  I'm supposed to be getting information.
"james"!  nobody ever calls me that.	Have you been a patient at County? Have I seen you someplace?
i'm going to be completely honest.  i'm not going to lie to you.  i can't make the police let you go...but i do want to help you.  and i want you to trust me.  can you do that, james?  may i call you "james"?	"James"!  Nobody ever calls me that.
i need to go now.	I'm going to be completely honest.  I'm not going to lie to you.  I can't make the police let you go...but I do want to help you.  And I want you to trust me.  Can you do that, James?  May I call you "James"?
mr. cole?  my name is doctor railly. i'm a psychiatrist.  i work for the county -- i don't work for the police. my only concern is your well being -- do you understand that?	I need to go now.
so you could talk to these scientists and they do what?  send you to the future?	No, no.  I can't talk to them.  It's called, "voice mail".  I'm supposed to leave messages. They monitor it from the present.
scientists.  i'm supposed to report in to them.  they'll want to know they sent me to the wrong time.	So you could talk to these scientists and they do what?  Send you to the future?
who would you call, mr. cole, who would straighten everything out?	Scientists.  I'm supposed to report in to them.  They'll want to know they sent me to the wrong time.
no!  look, i don't belong here!  what i need to do is make a telephone call to straighten everything out.	Who would you call, Mr. Cole, who would straighten everything out?
does this bother you, mr. cole?	No!  Look, I don't belong here!  What I need to do is make a telephone call to straighten everything out.
and that's when i told you my father was this famous virologist and you said, "hey, he could make a germ and we could steal it!"	Listen, you dumb fuck!  The thing mutates We live underground!  The world belongs to the fucking dogs and cats.  We're like moles or worms.  All we want to do is study the original...
bulishit!  you're fucking with my head!	And that's when I told you my father was this famous virologist and you said, "Hey, he could make a germ and we could steal it!"
remember?  we were in the dayroom, watching tv, and you were all upset about the...desecration of the planet. and you said to me, "wouldn't it be great if there was a germ or a virus that could wipe out mankind and leave the plants and animals just as they are?"  you do remember that, don't you?	Bulishit!  You're fucking with my head!
plan?  what are you talking about?	Remember?  We were in the dayroom, watching TV, and you were all upset about the...desecration of the planet. And you said to me, "Wouldn't it be great if there was a germ or a virus that could wipe out mankind and leave the plants and animals just as they are?"  You do remember that, don't you?
i get it!  this is your old plan, right?	Plan?  What are you talking about?
i don't have time to go upstairs.  the police are looking for me.  i need to know where it is and exactly what it is.	I get it!  This is your old plan, right?
we need to talk.  come on.  upstairs.  i am a new person!  i'm completely adjusted.  witness the tux.  it's armani.  who chattered?  goines?  weller?	I just need to have access to the pure virus, that's all!  For the future!
listen to me -- i can't do anything about what you're going to do. i can't change anything.  i can't stop you.  i just want some information...	We need to talk.  Come on.  Upstairs.  I am a new person!  I'm completely adjusted.  Witness the tux.  It's Armani.  Who chattered?  Goines?  Weller?
county hospital, right?  1989.  the "immaculate escape" -- am i right?  why, thank you -- you look wonderful, too.	Listen to me -- I can't do anything about what you're going to do. I can't change anything.  I can't stop you.  I just want some information...
excuse me -- what did you say?	Monkeys.  Twelve of them.
i'm here about some monkeys.	Excuse me -- what did you say?
that would be totally out of character. helping people is against my principles.  see, he definitely doesn't know me.  now, i'm going to go back and listen to my father's very eloquent discourse on the perils of science while you torture this intruder to death.	I'm here about some monkeys.
you do know me.  you helped me once.	That would be totally out of character. Helping people is against my principles.  See, he definitely doesn't know me.  Now, I'm going to go back and listen to my father's very eloquent discourse on the perils of science WHILE YOU TORTURE THIS INTRUDER TO DEATH.
never saw him before in my life.  go ahead and shoot him or torture him or whatever it is you do.	You do know me.  You helped me once.
what...???	Not, "what", babe!  When!
wooooo, they really dosed you, bro. major load!  listen up -- try and get it together.  focus!  focus!  the plan! remember?  i did my part.	What...???
what....???	Wooooo, they really dosed you, bro. Major load!  Listen up -- try and get it together.  Focus!  Focus!  The plan! Remember?  I did my part.
it's private.	A lawsuit?  You going to sue them?
what're you writing?  you a reporter?	It's private.
you know -- your plan.	What're you writing?  You a reporter?
what are you talking about???	You know -- your plan.
wiping cut the human race!  that's a great idea!  but it's more of a long term thing -- right now we have to focus on more immediate goals.  i didn't say a word about "you know what".	What are you talking about???
look at those assholes, they're asking for it!  maybe people deserved to be wiped out!	Wiping cut the human race!  That's a great idea!  But it's more of a long term thing -- right now we have to focus on more immediate goals.  I didn't say a word about "you know what".
not as bad as what they're doing to kitty.	Look at those assholes, they're asking for it!  Maybe people deserved to be wiped out!
they hurt you!	Not as bad as what they're doing to kitty.
what's that mean?	I've managed to contact certain underlings, evil spirits, secretaries of secretaries, and assorted minions, who will contact my father. When he learns I'm in this kind of place, he'll have them transfer me to one of those classy joints where they treat you...properly. LIKE A GUEST!  LIKE A PERSON!  SHEETS! TOWELS!  LIKE A BIG HOTEL WITH GREAT DRUGS FOR THE NUT CASE LUNATIC MANIAC DEVILS...
why don't i escape, that's what you were going to ask me, right?  'cause i'd be crazy to escape!  i'm all taken care of, see?  i've sent out word.	What's that mean?
if you know how to escape, why don't you...?	Why don't I escape, that's what you were going to ask me, right?  'Cause I'd be crazy to escape!  I'm all taken care of, see?  I've sent out word.
of course not, i never thought you were. you want to escape, right?  that's very sane.  i can help you.  you want me to, don't you?  get you out?	If you know how to escape, why don't you...?
i'm not crazy.	Of course not, I never thought you were. You want to escape, right?  That's very sane.  I can help you.  You want me to, don't you?  Get you out?
"what about the germs?"  i say.  he goes, "i don't believe in germs.  germs are just a plot they made up so they can sell you disinfectants and soap!" now, he's crazy, right?  hey, you believe in germs, don't you?	I'm not crazy.
in the 18th century there was no such thing!  nobody'd ever imagined such a thing -- no sane person anyway.  along comes this doctor...semmelweiss, i think.  he tries to convince people... other doctors mostly...that there are these teeny tiny invisible "bad things" called germs that get into your body and make you...sick!  he's trying to get doctors to wash their hands.  what is this guy...crazy?  teeny tiny invisible whaddayou call 'em?..."germs"!	"What about the germs?"  I say.  He goes, "I don't believe in germs.  Germs are just a plot they made up so they can sell you disinfectants and soap!" Now, he's crazy, right?  Hey, you believe in germs, don't you?
germs?!	In the 18th century there was no such thing!  Nobody'd ever imagined such a thing -- no sane person anyway.  Along comes this doctor...Semmelweiss, I think.  He tries to convince people... other doctors mostly...that there are these teeny tiny invisible "bad things" called germs that get into your body and make you...sick!  He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands.  What is this guy...crazy?  Teeny tiny invisible whaddayou call 'em?..."germs"!
i need to make a telephone call.	A telephone call?  That's communication with the outside world!  Doctor's discretion.  Hey, if alla these nuts could just make phone calls, it could spread.  Insanity oozing through telephone cables, oozing into the ears of all those poor sane people, infecting them!  Whackos everywhere!  A plague of madness.  In fact, very few of us here are actually mentally ill.  I'm not saying you're not mentally ill, for all I know you're crazy as a loon.  But that's not why you're here.  Why you're here is because of the system, because of the economy.  There's the TV.  It's all right there. Commercials.  We are not productive anymore, they don't need us to make things anymore, it's all automated.  What are we for then?  We're consumers.  Okay, buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen. But if you don't buy a lot of stuff, you know what?  You're mentally ill! That's a fact!  If you don't buy things...toilet paper, new cars, computerized blenders, electrically operated sexual devices...  SCREWDRIVERS WITH MINIATURE BUILT-IN RADAR DEVICES, STEREO SYSTEMS WITH BRAIN IMPLANTED HEADPHONES, VOICE- ACTIVATED COMPUTERS, AND...
what'd they give you?  thorazine?  how much?  learn your drugs -- know your doses.	I need to make a telephone call.
they gave you a pardon, man.  whatdaya want?	Who am I supposed to shoot?
it's about obeying, about doing what you're told.	They gave you a pardon, man.  Whatdaya want?
hey, man...	It's about obeying, about doing what you're told.
this part isn't about the virus, is it?	Hey, man...
the call i just made?  five minutes ago?	Hey, five minutes ago, thirty years ago! Yes, that phone call.  I been in training for this a couple a months now -- ever since I got back from that... "weird" war we were in.  You remember that?  Here, take it, man!  You could still be a hero if you'd cooperate!
the phone call, man.  the phone call.	The call I just made?  Five minutes ago?
how did you find me?	The phone call, man.  The phone call.
me?  are you kiddin?  you're the one! you were a hero, man.  they gave you a pardon!  and whadda you do?  you come back and fuck with your teeth!  wow!	How did you find me?
jo...jose????	Pulling out the tooth, man, that was nuts!  Here, take this.
jose!	Cole!  Oh, God, Cole, where are we?
but you know what's real now?	Yes, sir.
it's a digital reconstruction of a message, cole, from a weak signal on our contact number.  did you make that call?	I couldn't call!  You sent me to the wrong year!  It was 1989.
uh, that message...me?	It's a digital reconstruction of a message, Cole, from a weak signal on our contact number.  Did you make that call?
i asked you, why did you volunteer?	Well, the guard woke me up.  He told me I volunteered.
i mashed the spider, didn't i?	We'll get to the spider later, Mr. Cole.  Right now, we want to know everything that you saw.
kathryn, you know he can't possibly know that.  you're a rational person. you're a trained psychiatrist.  you know the difference between what's real and what's not.	And what we believe is what's accepted as "truth" now, isn't it, Owen?  Psychiatry -- it's the latest religion.  And we're the priests -- we decide what's right and what's wrong --we decide who's crazy and who isn't. ... I'm in trouble, Owen.  I'm losing my faith.
for god sakes, owen, listen to me -- he knew about the boy in fresno and he says three billion people are going to die!	Kathryn, you know he can't possibly know that.  You're a rational person. You're a trained psychiatrist.  You know the difference between what's real and what's not.
he kidnapped you, kathryn.  you saw him murder someone.  you knew there was a real possibility he would kill you, too.  you were under tremendous emotional stress.	For God sakes, Owen, listen to me -- he knew about the boy in Fresno and he says three billion people are going to die!
he was fully sedated!	Then are you trying to tell me that a fully sedated, fully restrained patient somehow slipped out that vent, replaced the grill behind him and that he's wriggling through the ventilation system right now?
i said it was bad judgment!  what else do you want me to say?	You see what I mean?  You're being defensive.  Isn't she being defensive, Bob?
two policemen were already in the hospital and now we have an orderly with a broken arm and a security officer with a fractured skull.	I said it was bad judgment!  What else do you want me to say?
okay, it was bad judgment.  but i have the strangest feeling about him -- i've seen him somewhere and...	Two policemen were already in the hospital and now we have an orderly with a broken arm and a Security Officer with a fractured skull.
he should have been in restraints.  it was bad judgment on your part, plain and simple.  why not just cop to it?	Okay, it was bad judgment.  But I have the strangest feeling about him -- I've seen him somewhere and...
i didn't think i was being defensive. i was just...	He should have been in restraints.  It was bad judgment on your part, plain and simple.  why not just cop to it?
don't be defensive, kathryn, this isn't an inquisition.	I didn't think I was being defensive. I was just...
please tell me, jeffrey, what exactly are you going to do?  i don't have to tell you i'm afraid.	THIS IS A FUCKING EXPERIMENT!  YOU'RE OUR HELPLESS LITTLE TEST ANIMAL, DADDY. GOT THAT?  NOW -- WHAT FUCKING VIRUS HAVE YOU COME UP WITH, YOU DEMENTED FUCKING MANIAC?
you "develop" viruses and you're calling me insane?  typical.  what does this virus attack?  don't tell me, you sick fuck, it doesn't matter.  have i ever "developed" a virus?  do i put helpless animals in cages and measure their reactions to electrical stimuli? do i inject radioactive substances into living creatures and examine their bowel movements?  wow!  and i'm crazy!	Please tell me, Jeffrey, what exactly are you going to do?  I don't have to tell you I'm afraid.
you're insane, jeffrey.	You "develop" viruses and you're calling me insane?  Typical.  What does this virus attack?  Don't tell me, you sick fuck, it doesn't matter.  Have I ever "developed" a virus?  Do I put helpless animals in cages and measure their reactions to electrical stimuli? Do I inject radioactive substances into living creatures and examine their bowel movements?  Wow!  And I'm crazy!
what virus are we talking about, dad?	You're insane, Jeffrey.
she knew about it, jeffrey.  she knew you were going to try this.	What virus are we talking about, Dad?
what...virus?	She knew about it, Jeffrey.  She knew you were going to try this.
who cares what psychiatrists write on walls?  you think i told her about the army of the 12 monkeys?  impossible!  know why, you pathetically ineffectual and pusillanimous "pretend-friend-to- animals"?!  i'll tell you why:  because when i had anything to do with her six years ago, there was no such thing -- i hadn't even thought of it yet!	Then how come she knows what's going on?
ex-psychiatrist!  now, what about flashlights?  how many flashlights...?	That woman is...was...your... psychiatrist?  And now she's spray- painting our building?
your psychiatrist?  did you just say, "your psychiatrist"?	Ex-psychiatrist!  Now, what about flashlights?  How many flashlights...?
why don't we forget my goddamn psychiatrist and deal with the task at hand.  this is important.	Your psychiatrist?  Did you just say, "your psychiatrist"?
you really want to know?	No!  Absolutely not. Don't tell me anything.
one dozen bolt cutters!  whadda you gonna do with one dozen bolt cutters?	You really want to know?
no, thank you.	I'll be right here...just in case.
james cole.  that's everything we got.  none of the james coles on the computer match him. no license, no prints, no warrants.  nothing. you want me to go in with you?	No, thank you.
yes, please.  you said he gave a name...	James Cole.  That's everything we got.  None of the James Coles on the computer match him. No license, no prints, no warrants.  Nothing. You want me to go in with you?
you want to go in?  examine him?	Yes, please.  You said he gave a name...
that would explain the bruises, i guess.  the struggle.	You want to go in?  Examine him?
were you listening?  we got two officers in the hospital.  yeah, he's in restraints, plus the medic gave him enough stellazine to kill a horse.  look at him!  still on his feet.	That would explain the bruises, I guess.  The struggle.
you have him in restraints.	Were you listening?  We got two officers in the hospital.  Yeah, he's in restraints, plus the medic gave him enough stellazine to kill a horse.  Look at him!  Still on his feet.
negative for drugs.  but he took on five cops like he was dusted to the eyeballs.  no drugs.  you believe that?	You have him in restraints.
he's been tested for drugs?	Negative for drugs.  But he took on five cops like he was dusted to the eyeballs.  No drugs.  You believe that?
-- so they get there and they ask the guy real nice for some kind of i.d., and he gets agitated, starts screaming about viruses. totally irrational, totally disoriented, doesn't know where he is, what day it is, alla that stuff.  all they got was his name.  they figure he's stoned out of his mind, it's some kinda psychotic episode, so they're gonna bring him...	He's been tested for drugs?
what?  what did you say?	Twelve Monkeys, honey.  Guess you folks didn't turn on your radio this morning.
on your normal mornin', okay, plenty a time, but today, gotta take inta account your army-of-the-twelve-monkeys factor.	What?  What did you say?
tight?  my watch says 7:30.	On your normal mornin', okay, plenty a time, but today, gotta take inta account your Army-of-the-Twelve-Monkeys factor.
might be tight.	Tight?  My watch says 7:30.
nine thirty	Might be tight.
any parting words of wisdom?	Things ain't always the way they seem. You got to ask yourself; is it worth it?
same back at you.	Any parting words of wisdom?
no and i don't plan on sticking around either.  i don't guess i'll be seeing you again.  take it easy.	Same back at you.
we all got plans.  i planned on seeing all my life.  i know you didn't plan on straying into town.	No and I don't plan on sticking around either.  I don't guess I'll be seeing you again.  Take it easy.
not this twig, friend.  i got plans.	We all got plans.  I planned on seeing all my life.  I know you didn't plan on straying into town.
more or less.	Not this twig, friend.  I got plans.
we're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride.  is that it?	More or less.
we was born to die, boy.  from the minute you take your first breath you got a death sentence hanging over your head.  you just don't know where, or when, or how.  don't make sense worryin' about the particulars.	We're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride.  Is that it?
you don't fear death?	We was born to die, boy.  From the minute you take your first breath you got a death sentence hanging over your head.  You just don't know where, or when, or how.  Don't make sense worryin' about the particulars.
afraid of it?  boy, i live in the dark.  people are afraid of what they can't see.  i can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. kiss from a beautiful woman, a lick from a dog.  the kiss of death. it's all the same.	You don't fear death?
you afraid of the dark?	Afraid of it?  Boy, I live in the dark.  People are afraid of what they can't see.  I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me. Kiss from a beautiful woman, a lick from a dog.  The kiss of death. It's all the same.
night is when you want to sleep, but the dry heat keeps you tossin' and turnin'.  it's when you wish the sun was bakin' high in the sky so you could see what it is you're afraid of.	You afraid of the dark?
you're a hell of a pessimist, old man.	Night is when you want to sleep, but the dry heat keeps you tossin' and turnin'.  It's when you wish the sun was bakin' high in the sky so you could see what it is you're afraid of.
ain't over yet.  night is part of day; separate, but equal.  night is when you let your guard down; when you see things in the shadows and hear things in the dark.	You're a hell of a pessimist, old man.
the day wasn't so bad.  we all got through it all right.	Ain't over yet.  Night is part of day; separate, but equal.  Night is when you let your guard down; when you see things in the shadows and hear things in the dark.
i'm a little short. i'll catch you next time.	I won't hold my breath.
ain't you got a little something for the infirm?	I'm a little short. I'll catch you next time.
think you'll live that long?	Ain't you got a little something for the infirm?
maybe one day i'll get to sit on a corner and spout wise.	Think you'll live that long?
that's 'cause i've done a lot of living.	Maybe one day I'll get to sit on a corner and spout wise.
you sure got a lot of philosophy, old man.	That's 'cause I've done a lot of living.
what do you want for free?	You sure got a lot of philosophy, old man.
i think i've heard that before.	What do you want for free?
or maybe you just think you do.  you can run just as far as you can, but wherever you go, there you are.	I think I've heard that before.
maybe i do.	Or maybe you just think you do.  You can run just as far as you can, but wherever you go, there you are.
i can see just fine.  for example: you're a young man who thinks he's got someplace to be.	Maybe I do.
that a fact?	I can see just fine.  For example: You're a young man who thinks he's got someplace to be.
just 'cause i ain't got eyes doesn't mean i can't see.	That a fact?
you sure seen a lot for a blind man.	Just 'cause I ain't got eyes doesn't mean I can't see.
he no!	See.  Ain't nothing I can do but keep him here beside me.  That's where he belongs anyways.  Me and Jesse, that's my dog, not anymore, but me and Jesse we been pals since the war when I lost my eyes.  He was just a pup then . . .
he's only just dead.  what was i supposed to do with him?  i can't take him away anywhere.  and nobody wants to take him for me.  do you?	He no!
what the hell are you keeping a dead dog around for?	He's only just dead.  What was I supposed to do with him?  I can't take him away anywhere.  And nobody wants to take him for me.  Do you?
i hope you wasn't pettin' him none, was you?	What the hell are you keeping a dead dog around for?
oh, jesus.	I hope you wasn't pettin' him none, was you?
that's 'cause he's dead.	Oh, Jesus.
i think you'd better give your pooch a sip.  he looks sick.	That's 'cause he's dead.
don't forget to open it for me.  i can't be opening my own bottle.	Christ!
yeah, yeah.	Don't forget to open it for me.  I can't be opening my own bottle.
get me a dr. peppa!  i don't want no pepsi.  pepsi ain't nothing but flavored water.	Yeah, yeah.
all right, old man.  christ.	Get me a Dr. Peppa!  I don't want no Pepsi.  Pepsi ain't nothing but flavored water.
change?  you want my change?  i fought the war and lost my eyes just so i could give you my change?	All right, old man.  Christ.
yeah, sure.  you got change?	Change?  You want my change?  I fought the war and lost my eyes just so I could give you my change?
don't be sorry.  just run over there and get me my pop before i die of thirst.	Yeah, sure.  You got change?
i said i was sorry.	Don't be sorry.  Just run over there and get me my pop before I die of thirst.
lost my eyes on okinawa.  lost them fighting the war.  fought the war and lost my eyes just so you could come around here and make fun of me.	I said I was sorry.
christ no!	Lost my eyes on Okinawa.  Lost them fighting the war.  Fought the war and lost my eyes just so you could come around here and make fun of me.
i ain't got no eyes.  you want to see?	Christ no!
i don't know.  i thought you were keeping the sun from your eyes.	I ain't got no eyes.  You want to see?
what'd you think i was doing out here with these glasses on?  sunnin' myself?	I don't know.  I thought you were keeping the sun from your eyes.
i'm sorry, i didn't--	What'd you think I was doing out here with these glasses on?  Sunnin' myself?
hell no, i can't do that myself. i'm blind.  can't you see that?	I'm sorry, I didn't--
you can't do that yourself?	Hell no, I can't do that myself. I'm blind.  Can't you see that?
yeah i want something.  i want you to run over to that machine and get me a pop.	You can't do that yourself?
you want something?	Yeah I want something.  I want you to run over to that machine and get me a pop.
don't call me old man.  ain't you got no respect, boy?	You want something?
you want something, old man?	Don't call me old man.  Ain't you got no respect, boy?
hey!  you there!	You want something, old man?
that's my morning's pay.	I'm a rich man off of thirty bucks?
thirty-bucks?  that's it?	That's my morning's pay.
never heard of it.  it's got no day or date.  hell, it ain't even got numbers.  what's the matter?  you couldn't afford a timex?	Next city you're in take it to a jeweler.  He won't give you less than four-hundred for it.
it's a movado.	Never heard of it.  It's got no day or date.  Hell, it ain't even got numbers.  What's the matter?  You couldn't afford a Timex?
i'll bet my watch against your pay.	It's a Movado.
you want to make a kiddies bet?	I'll bet my watch against your pay.
nothing.	You want to make a kiddies bet?
well, a man with some gumption.  how much money you got?	Nothing.
i'll take a piece of that bet. i say it doesn't come up five times each side.	Well, a man with some gumption.  How much money you got?
i got more brains than you've got teeth.	Put your money where your chicken- lipped mouth is.  I'll bet this mornings pay I'm right.
and what are you?  a rocket scientist?	I got more brains than you've got teeth.
no it won't.  you just don't know shit about statistics.	And what are you?  A rocket scientist?
it will.	No it won't.  You just don't know shit about statistics.
a coin's got two sides.  when you flip it there's a fifty-fifty chance it'll be heads or tails.  boyd thinks if you flip a coin ten times half the time it'll come up each side.	It will.
it is not.	A coin's got two sides.  When you flip it there's a fifty-fifty chance it'll be heads or tails.  Boyd thinks if you flip a coin ten times half the time it'll come up each side.
it's nonsense.	It is not.
you ain't nothing but an old fool.	You got two years on me.  What's that make me?
will be.	You ain't nothing but an old fool.
hundred and eight ain't a hundred and thirteen.	Will be.
hundred and eight already.	Hundred and eight ain't a hundred and thirteen.
one-hundred-thirteen degrees.  that was back in july of forty-seven. now there ain't no way it's gonna be hotter than that.	Hundred and eight already.
please, you don't understand.  i have to get out of here.  they're going to come looking for me. they're going to kill me.  if i can't get this ticket then i'm going to have to do things to get out of here.  i don't want to hurt anybody, i just want to leave.	I'll give you the money!  Okay? I'll give you two-fifty.  Just . . . just, please.
yeah.  just a little short. figures.  i just wanted to get out, that's all.	Please, you don't understand.  I have to get out of here.  They're going to come looking for me. They're going to kill me.  If I can't get this ticket then I'm going to have to do things to get out of here.  I don't want to hurt anybody, I just want to leave.
i'm sorry, sir.  it's thirty dollars for the ticket.	Yeah.  Just a little short. Figures.  I just wanted to get out, that's all.
i bought a beer.  that was two- fifty.  i bought a beer, otherwise i would have thirty.	I'm sorry, sir.  It's thirty dollars for the ticket.
the ticket is thirty dollars.	I bought a beer.  That was two- fifty.  I bought a beer, otherwise I would have thirty.
twenty-seven, fifty.  that's all i got.	The ticket is thirty dollars.
thirty even.	Twenty-seven, fifty.  That's all I got.
one way.	Thirty even.
one way, or round trip?	One way.
how much.	One way, or round trip?
we have a bus to mexico.  arrives in two hours.  have to make a couple of connections, but it will get you across the border.	How much.
i don't care, just get me there.	We have a bus to Mexico.  Arrives in two hours.  Have to make a couple of connections, but it will get you across the border.
where in mexico would you like--	I don't care, just get me there.
i . . . mexico.  you got a bus that goes to mexico?  that's where i have to go.	Where in Mexico would you like--
but, in particular?	I . . . Mexico.  You got a bus that goes to Mexico?  That's where I have to go.
out of here.	But, in particular?
where to?	Out of here.
i need a ticket.	Where to?
can i help you, sir?	I need a ticket.
i don't want no dirty money.  i run an honest business.	Honest like Al Capone on tax day. Where are my keys?
what's it to you?	I don't want no dirty money.  I run an honest business.
two-hundred dollars in hundred- dollar bills.  and this morning you was broke.	What's it to you?
you got the money?	Two-hundred dollars in hundred- dollar bills.  And this morning you was broke.
i want my car.	You got the money?
what the hell . . . oh it's you. might've figured.  what do you want?	I want my car.
come back when the sun comes up.	What the hell . . . oh it's you. Might've figured.  What do you want?
it is morning.	Come back when the sun comes up.
we're closed.  come back in the morning.	It is morning.
open up!	We're closed.  Come back in the morning.
what you want?	Open up!
goddamn you!  you son of a bitch!	There you go, sweet talking me again.
please, just leave the car alone.	Yeah, you better remember that.
what's the matter?  the fight gone out of you?  i'm just gonna smash a headlight.  maybe two.	Please, just leave the car alone.
no!	What's the matter?  The fight gone out of you?  I'm just gonna smash a headlight.  Maybe two.
i'm taking my car, and i'm taking it now!	You listen to me, you fancy city man.  You owe me money, and this car ain't going nowheres until I get it. And if you take another five hours I'll find another fifty dollars worth of work to do on her.  Now get out of here!  You're stinking up my garage.
take it.  as soon as i get my money. fifty dollars for an almost new gasket.  you don't know what kind of a deal you're getting.	I'm taking my car, and I'm taking it now!
listen you stupid fuck, i want my car.	Take it.  As soon as I get my money. Fifty dollars for an almost new gasket.  You don't know what kind of a deal you're getting.
is that an insult?  are you insulting me.	Listen you stupid fuck, I want my car.
what reputation?  you're nothing but an ignorant, inbred, tumble weed hick.	Is that an insult?  Are you insulting me.
well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you?  i can't do unauthorized work. i suppose i can just let you ride out of here with a bad gasket.  then you get in an accident and get killed.  or worse.  who they gonna blame then?  they gonna blame me, and there goes my reputation.	What reputation?  You're nothing but an ignorant, inbred, tumble weed hick.
i didn't tell you to do it!  you can't just do unauthorized work.	Well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you?  I can't do unauthorized work. I suppose I can just let you ride out of here with a bad gasket.  Then you get in an accident and get killed.  Or worse.  Who they gonna blame then?  They gonna blame me, and there goes my reputation.
yeah, but it was shot.	I didn't tell you to do it!  You can't just do unauthorized work.
i didn't tell you to replace any gasket.	Yeah, but it was shot.
yep.  for the hose.  but while you was gone i replaced a gasket. that's going to run you another fifty.	I didn't tell you to replace any gasket.
you said this morning the hose was going to run me one-fifty.	Yep.  For the hose.  But while you was gone I replaced a gasket. That's going to run you another fifty.
it's going to cost you two-hundred dollars.	You said this morning the hose was going to run me one-fifty.
what?	It's going to cost you two-hundred dollars.
two-hundred.	What?
listen, darrell, about that hundred- fifty bucks for the car, as soon as i get where i'm going i swear i'll--	Two-hundred.
no charge.	Listen, Darrell, about that hundred- fifty bucks for the car, as soon as I get where I'm going I swear I'll--
that's a good piece of advice, darrell.	No charge.
you think bad, and bad is what you get.	That's a good piece of advice, Darrell.
you believe that?	You think bad, and bad is what you get.
hell, i've had days i would gladly trade with a whippin' dog.  ain't much you can do when you feel like that 'cept tough it out.	You believe that?
you've been there?	Hell, I've had days I would gladly trade with a whippin' dog.  Ain't much you can do when you feel like that 'cept tough it out.
one of those days you feel like you been runnin' in circles and you ain't no closer to where you tryin' to get than when you started?	You've been there?
yeah, well, i've been around the bend a bit.	One of those days you feel like you been runnin' in circles and you ain't no closer to where you tryin' to get than when you started?
hey there.  i was beginnin' to think you wasn't comin' back.  you don't look so good.	Yeah, well, I've been around the bend a bit.
you son of a bitch!	Sweet talk me all you want, I still want my hundred-forty-five dollars.
now that's too bad.  i sure hope you know how to wash dishes or shovel shit 'cause you're gonna have to work this one off.	You son of a bitch!
i don't have a credit card.  they took my wallet.	Now that's too bad.  I sure hope you know how to wash dishes or shovel shit 'cause you're gonna have to work this one off.
then you're only a hundred-forty- five in the hole.  now why don't you just take your visa express silver card, call karl malden and have him send you the money lickity split.	I don't have a credit card.  They took my wallet.
then you ain't gonna have the car.	Listen, man.  I got rolled half and hour ago for everything I had.
it might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because i don't have the money.	Then you ain't gonna have the car.
i don't know, but it's the reason i'm living here and you're just passing through.  now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.	It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money.
what's that got to do with the radiator hose?	I don't know, but it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through.  Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.
that's not just a ford, that's a sixty-four-and-a-half mustang.	What's that got to do with the radiator hose?
that's a ford, not a ferrari.  you going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a ford?	That's not just a Ford, that's a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang.
that's about an hour and a half longer than i usually spend looking for parts.  you're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy.  what you expect but fancy damn prices?	That's a Ford, not a Ferrari.  You going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a Ford?
about an hour and a half, because that's all the longer i've been gone.	That's about an hour and a half longer than I usually spend looking for parts.  You're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy.  What you expect but fancy damn prices?
a god damn radiator hose in a sixty- four-and-a-half mustang.  you know how long it took me to find that hose?	About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.
to replace a god damn radiator hose!?	A God damn radiator hose in a sixty- four-and-a-half Mustang.  You know how long it took me to find that hose?
hundred-fifty.	To replace a God damn radiator hose!?
how much!?	Hundred-fifty.
well . . . parts, labor . . . let's call it a hundred-fifty bucks.	How much!?
how much?	Well . . . parts, labor . . . let's call it a hundred-fifty bucks.
she's all yours. put a new hose in it, and she runs like a dream now.	How much?
look, i just want to pick up my car.	She's all yours. Put a new hose in it, and she runs like a dream now.
another accident?  you got to be more careful.	Look, I just want to pick up my car.
just banged my head.  it was an accident.	Another accident?  You got to be more careful.
don't look like nothing.	Just banged my head.  It was an accident.
nothing.	Don't look like nothing.
hey, your . . . what the hell happened to you.	Nothing.
hey.	Hey, your . . . what the hell happened to you.
i'll be back in a couple of hours. and be careful with her, will you?	Just a car.
truck stop up a piece.  not much, but us simple folk like it.	I'll be back in a couple of hours. And be careful with her, will you?
yeah, right.  someplace in this dust bowl i can get something to drink?	Truck stop up a piece.  Not much, but us simple folk like it.
you got to be more careful.  i remember one time--	Yeah, right.  Someplace in this dust bowl I can get something to drink?
accident.	You got to be more careful.  I remember one time--
jesus.  twenty-after-ten and it must be ninety already.	Ninety-two.  Only gonna get hotter. I remember one time . . .
twenty-after-ten.	Jesus.  Twenty-after-ten and it must be ninety already.
what time is it now?	Twenty-after-ten.
time.	What time is it now?
how much time?	Time.
yeah, i can fix it.  gotta run over to the yard and see if i can find a hose like this one, or close enough. gonna take time.	How much time?
hey!	Yeah, I can fix it.  Gotta run over to the yard and see if I can find a hose like this one, or close enough. Gonna take time.
okay, i'm stuck.  you happy?  now can you fix it, or not?	Hey!
somewhere else?  mister somewhere else is fifty miles from here.  how you planning on getting it there? you gonna push this heap yourself?	Okay, I'm stuck.  You happy?  Now can you fix it, or not?
if i could do you think i'd be standing here wasting my time.  can you fix it, or do i have to go somewhere else?	Somewhere else?  Mister somewhere else is fifty miles from here.  How you planning on getting it there? You gonna push this heap yourself?
well, you know so much why don't you just fix it yourself?	If I could do you think I'd be standing here wasting my time.  Can you fix it, or do I have to go somewhere else?
i know it's busted.  what did i just tell you?	Well, you know so much why don't you just fix it yourself?
it's your radiator hose.  it's busted.	I know it's busted.  What did I just tell you?
look, pal, i've got places to be. could you just take a look at my radiator hose.  it's busted.	It's your radiator hose.  It's busted.
that'll make five in a row.  never seen it so hot.  sometimes i don't even want to get out of bed.  i'd rather just lay there and try to catch a breeze.  i was in mexico this one time--	Look, pal, I've got places to be. Could you just take a look at my radiator hose.  It's busted.
damn.  gonna be another hot one today.	That'll make five in a row.  Never seen it so hot.  Sometimes I don't even want to get out of bed.  I'd rather just lay there and try to catch a breeze.  I was in Mexico this one time--
you want to take a look at my car? i think the radiator hose is--	Damn.  Gonna be another hot one today.
so?	You want to take a look at my car? I think the radiator hose is--
but he's dead.	So?
'cause harlin used to own it.	But he's dead.
then why do you call it harlin's?	'Cause Harlin used to own it.
yep.	Then why do you call it Harlin's?
you own this place?	Yep.
doubt it.  he's dead.  the look out's a cemetery.	You own this place?
will he be back soon?	Doubt it.  He's dead.  The Look Out's a cemetery.
he's up at the look out.	Will he be back soon?
harlin around?	He's up at the Look Out.
nope.  darrell.	Harlin around?
you harlin?	Nope.  Darrell.
you want somethin'?	You Harlin?
shasta!  now why'd you go and scare the nice man like that?  sorry about that, hon.  enjoy your beer, and try to have a nice day.	Yeah, I'll try.
no.  we got miller.  regular miller. you want it, or don't you?	Yeah, give me the Miller.
genuine draft?	No.  We got Miller.  Regular Miller. You want it, or don't you?
no, we ain't got no kirin.  we got miller.	Genuine Draft?
kirin?	No, we ain't got no Kirin.  We got Miller.
we ain't got no beck's.	Kirin?
let me have a beck's.	We ain't got no Beck's.
what would a truck stop be without beer?	Let me have a Beck's.
you got beer?	What would a truck stop be without beer?
now that you're so well off, can i get you something, hon?	You got beer?
i think i burned my gun hand!	It'd serve you right.  Jose, run get a mop and clean this mess up.
ned!  now look at what you done! are you all right?	I think I burned my gun hand!
let me get your change.	Flo, I'm just gonna help myself to a refill on the coffee.
lord!  put the baby in the icebox. killed the poor thing.	Baby didn't die.  Just froze off all it's finger and toes.  Just a little fingerless, toeless boy now.  But the husband; he sees what the wife's done, so after he saves the baby he locks the wife in the refrigerator to see how she likes it.  Now she died.
poor thing.  is she all right?	'Cept that she lost her money and the sons of bitches stole her wedding ring.  That's when she started shooting.  Can't blame her. The ring was all Carlos left her when he died.
more like jenny is after every man she sees.	You pay Toby no mind.  He just likes to show off for his girl.  Give him a couple of hours, he'll cool off. Still want that beer?
you know how that toby is.  thinks every man he sees is after his jenny.	More like Jenny is after every man she sees.
what was that all about?	You know how that Toby is.  Thinks every man he sees is after his Jenny.
that wasn't so bad.  what's thirty- some-thousand to rich folks like you?  it didn't hurt a bit.	Sheriff Potter.
there you go, mrs. mckenna.  just put it in there.	John--
don't tell him anything.  he can't do this.	Can't I?  You're out in the desert, all alone, with a body in your trunk.  What do you think, boy?
. . .at the very least.  i know there was more than thirty-thousand dollars.  now, how much did you get?	Don't tell him anything.  He can't do this.
what do you want?	Same thing you want.  I want to be out of Sierra; to be able to do as I please.  But that takes money.
for the love of god would you two give it a rest?  lord almighty.  in all my years i have never seen anything so pathetic.  how far did you think you were going to get with this?  neither one of you can wait to slit the others throat.  now use what little smarts you got.  if i was going to bust you i wouldn't have waited until after you killed jake.	What do you want?
is that the way you want it, boy?  a bullet in the head in the middle of the desert?  ends like this and you won't be able to spend a dime of that blood money.	He killed him, Sheriff!  I couldn't stop him!  He made me come with him. He told me if I said a word he would kill me too.
i could do that.  'course we'd have to go back into town.  there'd be a whole crowd of people around when the trunk was opened.  a whole crowd of witnesses.  that wouldn't be too pretty, now would it?	John . . .
is that right?  can't say as i blame you for wanting to head out for a bit.  i know i've had my fill of this town.  sixteen years i've been the law and order here.  so long i forgot why i ever wanted the job in the first place.  help people, i guess.  keep the peace.  problem is there's so much peace around here they don't much need me.  got a lot of speeders, but they're speeding through miles of nothing so i can't hardly blame them.  other than that, well, there ain't much to steal.  i reckon that the last big crime we had was, what would you say mrs. mckenna?  a murder?	I . . .
i had a fight with jake.  i . . . i just wanted to get away for awhile. mr. stewart was kind enough to take me as far as montrose.  i'm going to take a bus to my sister's.  i thought i'd stay with her for a few days.	Is that right?  Can't say as I blame you for wanting to head out for a bit.  I know I've had my fill of this town.  Sixteen years I've been the law and order here.  So long I forgot why I ever wanted the job in the first place.  Help people, I guess.  Keep the peace.  Problem is there's so much peace around here they don't much need me.  Got a lot of speeders, but they're speeding through miles of nothing so I can't hardly blame them.  Other than that, well, there ain't much to steal.  I reckon that the last big crime we had was, what would you say Mrs. McKenna?  A murder?
taking a little trip?	I had a fight with Jake.  I . . . I just wanted to get away for awhile. Mr. Stewart was kind enough to take me as far as Montrose.  I'm going to take a bus to my sister's.  I thought I'd stay with her for a few days.
yes.  yes it is.	Taking a little trip?
that yours, mrs. mckenna?	Yes.  Yes it is.
what are you afraid of?  i'm the one's got the gun.  stay here.	Jake.  No.  No!
oh my god, jake, no.  if it is someone they'll go away.  or call the police.  don't go out there.	What are you afraid of?  I'm the one's got the gun.  Stay here.
when did you buy a gun?	Oh my God, Jake, no.  If it is someone they'll go away.  Or call the police.  Don't go out there.
what does it look like?	When did you buy a gun?
jake, what is that?	What does it look like?
the wind isn't blowing.	Jake, what is that?
i don't hear anything.  you were dreaming.  or maybe the wind blew something over.	The wind isn't blowing.
there's someone in the house.	I don't hear anything.  You were dreaming.  Or maybe the wind blew something over.
how could i?  i was sleeping.	There's someone in the house.
you didn't hear something?	How could I?  I was sleeping.
what's the matter?	You didn't hear something?
what the hell you looking at, girl?	Nothing, Jake.  Absolutely nothing.
uh-huh	What the hell you looking at, girl?
i picked them out for you, jake.  i thought you would like the colors.	Uh-huh
they look nice.	I picked them out for you, Jake.  I thought you would like the colors.
you haven't even looked at them once.	They look nice.
they look nice.	You haven't even looked at them once.
you never said anything.  about the drapes.	They look nice.
i know.  i was here when your apprentice was helping you. remember?	You never said anything.  About the drapes.
i put up new drapes, jake.	I know.  I was here when your apprentice was helping you. Remember?
you spent a long time talking for a wrong number.  but then you make friends so easily.  don't you, grace?	I put up new drapes, Jake.
wrong number.	You spent a long time talking for a wrong number.  But then you make friends so easily.  Don't you, Grace?
who was that on the phone?	Wrong number.
jake.  i thought you would be at work, dear.	Who the hell is this!?
what do you say, jake?  should we trust her?  no?  i didn't think so.	Fuck you!  Do you hear me, John!? Fuck you!  John . . . John!?
for christ's sake, john!  throw me the keys!	What do you say, Jake?  Should we trust her?  No?  I didn't think so.
at least i'll have company when i die.  ain't that right, jake?	For Christ's sake, John!  Throw me the keys!
you idiot!  you'll kill us both!	At least I'll have company when I die.  Ain't that right, Jake?
yeah, they'll find you.  dried up and twice dead.	You idiot!  You'll kill us both!
someone will find me.	Yeah, they'll find you.  Dried up and twice dead.
walk to where?  we're fifty miles to the nearest town.  it's going to be over one-hundred degrees today.  how far do you think you're going to get?	Someone will find me.
john, if you don't throw me the keys, then i'll just walk away. walk away and leave you here.	Walk to where?  We're fifty miles to the nearest town.  It's going to be over one-hundred degrees today.  How far do you think you're going to get?
why don't you come down and get them so i can wring your pretty little neck?	John, if you don't throw me the keys, then I'll just walk away. Walk away and leave you here.
throw me the keys and i'll pull you up.	Why don't you come down and get them so I can wring your pretty little neck?
and you're not one to lie, are you?	Throw me the keys and I'll pull you up.
no.  i swear it.	And you're not one to lie, are you?
bullshit, grace.  you were going to drive off and leave me here.	No.  I swear it.
i was going to back the car to the ridge and pull you up.	Bullshit, Grace.  You were going to drive off and leave me here.
you closed it, didn't you, grace?	I was going to back the car to the ridge and pull you up.
it's . . . it's locked.	You closed it, didn't you, Grace?
it's not locked.  i left it open when i took out jake's body.	It's . . . it's locked.
the trunk.  it's locked.	It's not locked.  I left it open when I took out Jake's body.
what for?	The trunk.  It's locked.
john, throw me the keys.	What for?
john, you have to throw the keys up to me.	John, throw me the keys.
where the hell am i going to go?	John, you have to throw the keys up to me.
john!  can you hear me?  are you still there?	Where the hell am I going to go?
i'll get it.	John!  Can you hear me?  Are you still there?
grace, listen to me.  in the trunk of my car is a rope.  it should reach down here.  got get it, throw it down and i'll climb up.	I'll get it.
i'm here.	Grace, listen to me.  In the trunk of my car is a rope.  It should reach down here.  Got get it, throw it down and I'll climb up.
i can't make it.  grace?  grace!?	I'm here.
can you climb back up.	I can't make it.  Grace?  Grace!?
i think i busted my leg.	Can you climb back up.
are you all right?	I think I busted my leg.
grace!	Are you all right?
john!	Grace!
i don't want to go to mexico, john. i want to be with you.  don't you think i care about you?	I think you're a lying, back stabbing bitch.  But it's nice to know you care.
why?  so when the cops catch up with us you can try and sell me out again?  you take your hald of the money and run.  you might want to try mexico.  with all that dough you'll live like a queen.	I don't want to go to Mexico, John. I want to be with you.  Don't you think I care about you?
but i want to say with you,	Why?  So when the cops catch up with us you can try and sell me out again?  You take your hald of the money and run.  You might want to try Mexico.  With all that dough you'll live like a queen.
the police don't know that.  and it's going to be hard to explain it to them with a noose around your neck.  i'll take you as far as california.  if we can even make that.  after that i'm cutting you loose.	But I want to say with you,
he was a crooked bastard.  he would have killed us.	The police don't know that.  And it's going to be hard to explain it to them with a noose around your neck.  I'll take you as far as California.  If we can even make that.  After that I'm cutting you loose.
<u>we</u> killed jake.  and it's a big difference.  you kill an old man, that's one thing.  nobody cares about an old man.  you kill a cop and they never stop looking for you. never.	He was a crooked bastard.  He would have killed us.
what difference does it make?  you killed jake.	<u>We</u> killed Jake.  And it's a big difference.  You kill an old man, that's one thing.  Nobody cares about an old man.  You kill a cop and they never stop looking for you. Never.
are you kidding?  i'm not going down with you for killing a cop.	What difference does it make?  You killed Jake.
but you said we could be together.	Are you kidding?  I'm not going down with you for killing a cop.
now we dump jake, split the money, then you're on your own.	But you said we could be together.
now what?	Now we dump Jake, split the money, then you're on your own.
well, nothing.	Now what?
is that the kind of girl you think i am?  what can i do to make you relax?	You could give me the gun.
you're tense.  what are you all uptight about?	You killed a man for no reason!
i know.  he was to take the fucking money.	You're tense.  What are you all uptight about?
he was going to--	I know.  He was to take the fucking money.
jesus, grace.  did you have to kill him?	He was going to--
you're crazy, you know that!? you're fucked up!?	Just drive.
it's our money.  he had no right to take it.	You're crazy, you know that!? You're fucked up!?
thirty-thousand, that's all.  we would have been free and clear.  you didn't have to kill him.	It's our money.  He had no right to take it.
he was going to take the money.	Thirty-thousand, that's all.  We would have been free and clear.  You didn't have to kill him.
you killed him!	He was going to take the money.
i shot him.	You killed him!
he can't prove anything, john.  he can't turn us in.	He can kill us.  I don't know about you, but my life is worth thirty- thousand dollars.
you heard me.  count it out.	He can't prove anything, John.  He can't turn us in.
what?	You heard me.  Count it out.
give him the money.	What?
it doesn't matter.  he was there and he let it happen.  he can't take us in.	Give him the money.
not me.  us.	It doesn't matter.  He was there and he let it happen.  He can't take us in.
that's all talk.  he's got nothing on us.  he let you kill jake.	Not me.  Us.
damn you!  what did you do that for? he can't prove anything.	No, you just wanted me to keep my mouth shut so I could go to a hanging alone.
one-hundred-thousand dollars.  a little more.	Damn you!  What did you do that for? He can't prove anything.
sheriff potter, please.  i can't go to jail.  i wanted no part of it.	You liar!  You wanted him dead.  You seduced me into killing him!
john . . .?	Grace!  Just . . . let me handle this.  Sheriff, I'm telling you there's nothing in that trunk.  If that's not good enough for you, then I'd be happy to open it.  Just as soon as you get yourself a search warrant.
had push it in.  funny thing; it wouldn't start.	Funny thing.
yeah.  good thinking.	Had push it in.  Funny thing; it wouldn't start.
i got the money all packed.  i put the jeep in the garage.  figure that way people will think maybe me and jake went away.  might buy us some time.	Yeah.  Good thinking.
i . . . nothing.  i just stubbed my toe on a rock.  hurt like hell . . . that's all.	I got the money all packed.  I put the jeep in the garage.  Figure that way people will think maybe me and Jake went away.  Might buy us some time.
john!?  what the hell's the matter with you?	I . . . nothing.  I just stubbed my toe on a rock.  Hurt like hell . . . that's all.
wait.  what about . . . him?	Put some clothes on him.  When I get back We'll load him in the trunk and dump him in the desert.  It'll takes days for anybody to find him.
to get my car.	Wait.  What about . . . him?
where are you going?	To get my car.
get it, and put the money in it. pack up anything else you want to take with you.	Where are you going?
never needed one.  i've never been anywhere.  i've got a backpack.	Get it, and put the money in it. Pack up anything else you want to take with you.
you got a suitcase?	Never needed one.  I've never been anywhere.  I've got a backpack.
what about him?	Let him watch.  I want him to know what he's missing.
let's do it here.	What about him?
no.	Let's do it here.
let's go in the bedroom.	No.
we're going all the way.  together.	Let's go in the bedroom.
if you want.	We're going all the way.  Together.
there's easily a hundred-thousand in there.  more than that.	I told you.  I knew it was there. Didn't I tell you?
you're calling jake stupid?  you!?	Don't yell at me!  I know it's here! I know it!
if it isn't here, why would he wear that stupid key?	You're calling Jake stupid?  You!?
this is good.  this is real good. this is so good they might not even charge us with murder when they catch us.  they'll probably just lock us up for being idiots.	If it isn't here, why would he wear that stupid key?
it's got to be here.  i heard him talk about it.  he bragged about it. six steps out, three left.	This is good.  This is real good. This is so good they might not even charge us with murder when they catch us.  They'll probably just lock us up for being idiots.
there isn't!  there's nothing under here but more floor.  jesus fucking christ!  we killed a man for nothing but floor.	It's got to be here.  I heard him talk about it.  He bragged about it. Six steps out, three left.
there has to be!	There isn't!  There's nothing under here but more floor.  Jesus fucking Christ!  We killed a man for nothing but floor.
nothing.  there's no safe under here.	There has to be!
oh, that's great.  we killed jake because you heard him talk about some money that you've never seen. that's fucking brilliant!	Don't yell at me!
i'm not sure where it is.  not exactly.  i never saw it.  i just heard him talk about it.	Oh, that's great.  We killed Jake because you heard him talk about some money that you've never seen. That's fucking brilliant!
you don't know?  jesus christ! don't you think you should have found out before we killed him?	I'm not sure where it is.  Not exactly.  I never saw it.  I just heard him talk about it.
i don't know.	You don't know?  Jesus Christ! Don't you think you should have found out before we killed him?
where's the safe?	I don't know.
what was i supposed to do?	You could have hit him, or kneed him in the balls.
why the hell didn't you do anything?	What was I supposed to do?
grace . . . grace?	After dark.  I'll leave the back door unlocked.
you said you couldn't kill anybody.	We don't have to kill him.  Just knock him out and tie him up 'till we get away.
the only reason i stormed off is because you sort of spooked me talking about jake.  but i've had nothing but time to think about it. it keeps coming back to you and me and us getting the hell out of here. but we've got to get the money, baby.  we get the money, i get the car, then we get the hell out.	You said you couldn't kill anybody.
i came back for you; this morning i came back.  before i even knew about the money. you're what i want.	The only reason I stormed off is because you sort of spooked me talking about Jake.  But I've had nothing but time to think about it. It keeps coming back to you and me and us getting the hell out of here. But we've got to get the money, baby.  We get the money, I get the car, then we get the hell out.
are you sure?  about me, i mean?	I came back for you; this morning I came back.  Before I even knew about the money. You're what I want.
i don't give a damn about the money. i want you, and i want to get us out of this shithole.  there's only one way to do that.	Are you sure?  About me, I mean?
is that what changed your mind?  the money?	I don't give a damn about the money. I want you, and I want to get us out of this shithole.  There's only one way to do that.
i could if i had jake's money.	Is that what changed your mind?  The money?
i thought you couldn't leave.  i thought you couldn't get your car.	I could if I had Jake's money.
i mean it, grace.  i'm getting out of here, and i want to take you with me.	I thought you couldn't leave.  I thought you couldn't get your car.
because i know you're full of shit.	I mean it, Grace.  I'm getting out of here, and I want to take you with me.
why?  am i making you hot, or does the truth scare you?	Because I know you're full of shit.
stop it.	Why?  Am I making you hot, or does the truth scare you?
i've thought about you every second since i left.  i can still taste you on my lips.	Stop it.
except i can't get you out of my head, grace.	I've thought about you every second since I left.  I can still taste you on my lips.
there is no us, remember?	Except I can't get you out of my head, Grace.
what about us?	There is no us, remember?
i don't think we have anything to talk about.	What about us?
i wanted to talk.	I don't think we have anything to talk about.
i thought you would be on your way to vegas by now.  is there something you wanted?	I wanted to talk.
it's not like he's a young man. he's had time to live.	Jesus Christ!  Listen to yourself! I can't do it, Grace.  I can't do it.
shit!	It's not like he's a young man. He's had time to live.
kill someone.  i can't do it.	Is it so bad?  It would be quick. He wouldn't even have to feel it.
what are you talking about?	Kill someone.  I can't do it.
i don't know what i was thinking, but i can't do it.	What are you talking about?
john, please--	I don't know what I was thinking, but I can't do it.
i think this heat is making me crazy.  i was crazy to come back here, i'm crazy for listening to anyone in this town, and i'd sure as hell be crazy if i spent another minute in this place.	John, please--
john?  john where are you going?	I think this heat is making me crazy.  I was crazy to come back here, I'm crazy for listening to anyone in this town, and I'd sure as hell be crazy if I spent another minute in this place.
we'd have to kill him.	John?  John where are you going?
if the key's on him, to get the key we'd have to . . .	We'd have to kill him.
it's not a combination lock.  it takes a key.  he keeps it on him all the time.  i mean all the time.  it scratches up against me when we do it.	If the key's on him, to get the key we'd have to . . .
i . . . nothing.  just something he said.  so if the money's in a safe we'd have to get the combination--	It's not a combination lock.  It takes a key.  He keeps it on him all the time.  I mean all the time.  It scratches up against me when we do it.
lied?  what do you mean?	I . . . nothing.  Just something he said.  So if the money's in a safe we'd have to get the combination--
one-hundred-thousand!?  that son-of- a-bitch lied to me.	Lied?  What do you mean?
near as i can figure must be about a hundred-thousand.	One-hundred-thousand!?  That son-of- a-bitch lied to me.
how much money has he got?	Near as I can figure must be about a hundred-thousand.
yeah, a bird in a gilded cage.	How much money has he got?
you live pretty good.	Yeah, a bird in a gilded cage.
he's got money.  in a floor safe in the living room.  i've never seen it, but he talks about it all the time.  more like brags.  he loves his money.  wouldn't think of spending some of it on me.	You live pretty good.
from?	He's got money.  In a floor safe in the living room.  I've never seen it, but he talks about it all the time.  More like brags.  He loves his money.  Wouldn't think of spending some of it on me.
he doesn't give it to us.  we take it.	From?
you think jake's going to give me money just so i can take you out of here?	He doesn't give it to us.  We take it.
jake.	You think Jake's going to give me money just so I can take you out of here?
where?	Jake.
i know where we could get the money. a lot more than one-hundred-fifty dollars.	Where?
grace, i can't.  i can't even get out of here myself.  i need a hundred-fifty bucks to get my car back from that crazy mechanic.	I know where we could get the money. A lot more than one-hundred-fifty dollars.
please.  i won't hang on you.  as soon as we get there you can dump me.  i don't care.  i just want to get out of here.	Grace, I can't.  I can't even get out of here myself.  I need a hundred-fifty bucks to get my car back from that crazy mechanic.
i can't.	Please.  I won't hang on you.  As soon as we get there you can dump me.  I don't care.  I just want to get out of here.
take me with you.	I can't.
beautiful.  beautiful beaches.  blue water and clear skies as far as you can see.	Take me with you.
is it pretty?	Beautiful.  Beautiful beaches.  Blue water and clear skies as far as you can see.
yeah.	Is it pretty?
have you ever been there before?	Yeah.
from here?  i don't know.  far.  far enough.	Have you ever been there before?
how far is it to california?	From here?  I don't know.  Far.  Far enough.
is that so bad?  it's not like i wouldn't try to make him happy.  for awhile, anyway.  i mean, i would . . . do things for him.  i guess i'm no good that way.  i guess i tried to sucker you along like that.  do you hate me for it?  i wouldn't blame you if you did.  but maybe it's like you said:  you just got to do whatever it takes to get out.	Whatever it takes.
you need a meal ticket is what you mean.  some guy you can latch onto just long enough for him to get you out of here.	Is that so bad?  It's not like I wouldn't try to make him happy.  For awhile, anyway.  I mean, I would . . . do things for him.  I guess I'm no good that way.  I guess I tried to sucker you along like that.  Do you hate me for it?  I wouldn't blame you if you did.  But maybe it's like you said:  You just got to do whatever it takes to get out.
it's not that easy.  maybe you can take chances; maybe you can wander around like some stray wherever you please.  i can't.  i don't want to be alone.  i need to know i'm going to be taken care of.	You need a meal ticket is what you mean.  Some guy you can latch onto just long enough for him to get you out of here.
you just walk away.	It's not that easy.  Maybe you can take chances; maybe you can wander around like some stray wherever you please.  I can't.  I don't want to be alone.  I need to know I'm going to be taken care of.
i don't know how.	You just walk away.
you could just leave him.	I don't know how.
all this nothing?  i've spent my life in this stinking desert.  it doesn't get to jake like it got to me.  he doesn't mind being out here. he doesn't mind being nothing but a land broker.  big fish in a small pond, he says.  more like a little fish in a dried up watering hole.	You could just leave him.
i'm still here, aren't i?  see this?	All this nothing?  I've spent my life in this stinking desert.  It doesn't get to Jake like it got to me.  He doesn't mind being out here. He doesn't mind being nothing but a land broker.  Big fish in a small pond, he says.  More like a little fish in a dried up watering hole.
and i take it things didn't much work out the way you planned.	I'm still here, aren't I?  See this?
yeah, i guess you're right.	And I take it things didn't much work out the way you planned.
i'm guessing no.	Yeah, I guess you're right.
depends on what you call love.  when i was growing up i had nothing.  i learned to want everything.  i wanted more than sierra anyway. jake was my ticket.  he's not much; he's older than me, different than me, but he's got more money than half this town put together.  i courted him.  i let him think he was courtin' me, but i reeled him in like a fish on a line.  i wanted him.  i wanted what he could give me, and i would've done anything to get him.  is that love?	I'm guessing no.
did you ever?	Depends on what you call love.  When I was growing up I had nothing.  I learned to want everything.  I wanted more than Sierra anyway. Jake was my ticket.  He's not much; he's older than me, different than me, but he's got more money than half this town put together.  I courted him.  I let him think he was courtin' me, but I reeled him in like a fish on a line.  I wanted him.  I wanted what he could give me, and I would've done anything to get him.  Is that love?
no.	Did you ever?
you love him?	No.
yeah, but i like the sun.  i grew up on a reservation.  the sun, the desert; they were like a religion to us.  jake's the same way.  he loves the desert.  i guess we're alike that way.  that's about the only way.	You love him?
doesn't the heat bother you?	Yeah, but I like the sun.  I grew up on a reservation.  The sun, the desert; they were like a religion to us.  Jake's the same way.  He loves the desert.  I guess we're alike that way.  That's about the only way.
damn it, grace!  tell him.	If he says that's what happened, Jake, it must be true.
you know what i want.	Maybe I just want to hear you say it.
that's not an answer.  what is it you want?	You know what I want.
still playing?	That's not an answer.  What is it you want?
you never did answer my question.	Still playing?
i'm just flesh and blood, baby. that and a few memories of bad women; just like most guys.  but you already know that.  you read my fortune.  thanks for the lemonade.	You never did answer my question.
maybe i like to find out about a man first.  maybe i like to know what he's made of.	I'm just flesh and blood, baby. That and a few memories of bad women; just like most guys.  But you already know that.  You read my fortune.  Thanks for the lemonade.
i think i can find my own way back to into town.	Maybe I like to find out about a man first.  Maybe I like to know what he's made of.
really?  and what game did you want to play?  you carry my box for me, and i fall into bed with you?	I think I can find my own way back to into town.
you flirt with me, then you run cold.  you lead me on, then slap me down.  i don't go for being jerked around.	Really?  And what game did you want to play?  You carry my box for me, and I fall into bed with you?
games?	You flirt with me, then you run cold.  You lead me on, then slap me down.  I don't go for being jerked around.
all right, grace.  no more games.	Games?
such as?	All right, Grace.  No more games.
i have ideas.	Such as?
no more drapes to hang.  now what should we do?	I have ideas.
nothing like a little liveliness.	No more drapes to hang.  Now what should we do?
i like them.  i was sick of looking at this room.  i think they add a little life.	Nothing like a little liveliness.
like they're made of polyester.	I like them.  I was sick of looking at this room.  I think they add a little life.
beautiful?	Like they're made of polyester.
like you.	Beautiful?
you can let go of me now.  i'm safe.  how do they look.	Like you.
lift me down.	You can let go of me now.  I'm safe.  How do they look.
what?	Lift me down.
there.  all done.  lift me down.	What?
it tells me what every face tells me.  everybody has a past, they have a pain, and they have something they want.  what is it you want?	The same thing you do.
my face tell you all that?	It tells me what every face tells me.  Everybody has a past, they have a pain, and they have something they want.  What is it you want?
nice house for a shaman's daughter. you must be good.	Come here.
those are white words, not ours.	Nice house for a Shaman's daughter. You must be good.
a medicine man?	Those are white words, not ours.
from my father.  he was the tribe's shaman.	A medicine man?
where'd you learn to do that?	From my father.  He was the tribe's Shaman.
a little of this, a little of that. mostly i tell fortunes.	Where'd you learn to do that?
what do you do anyway?	A little of this, a little of that. Mostly I tell fortunes.
i guess it must.	What do you do anyway?
must get kind of lonely for a woman living by herself in a big house.	I guess it must.
thank you.	Must get kind of lonely for a woman living by herself in a big house.
nice place you got here.	Thank you.
good, 'cause i liked what i saw.	Nice place you got here.
i guess.  i've got an ego same as any man.	Good, 'cause I liked what I saw.
did you like it; me watching you?	I guess.  I've got an ego same as any man.
i didn't say it bothered me.	Did you like it; me watching you?
i'm sorry.  i didn't mean to.	I didn't say it bothered me.
that's good.  cools you right off.  i saw you watching me.	I'm sorry.  I didn't mean to.
somewhere else.  i've never been anywhere else.  just once.  years ago.  went to the state fair.  it was nice, but it wasn't nothing.	I couldn't stay in this place.  I wouldn't.  I'd just pick up, do whatever I had to do, and get out.
i pack up and go somewhere else.	Somewhere else.  I've never been anywhere else.  Just once.  Years ago.  Went to the state fair.  It was nice, but it wasn't nothing.
what happens if you lose?	I pack up and go somewhere else.
if you're going to gamble, might as well play for high stakes.	What happens if you lose?
you just travel around, no direction, no steady work.  you must like taking chances.	If you're going to gamble, might as well play for high stakes.
i don't know.  i have to make a stop in vegas.  business to finish.  then maybe i'll head to santa barbara.  i might be able to pick up some work there.	You just travel around, no direction, no steady work.  You must like taking chances.
where you headed?	I don't know.  I have to make a stop in Vegas.  Business to finish.  Then maybe I'll head to Santa Barbara.  I might be able to pick up some work there.
i guess i've got wander in my blood.	Where you headed?
you've been around.	I guess I've got wander in my blood.
all over.  chicago, miami, detroit. just lately albuquerque.	You've been around.
where you coming from?	All over.  Chicago, Miami, Detroit. Just lately Albuquerque.
not until my car's fixed.  i don't know how long that's going to take.	And here I've made you all hot and sweaty.
least you can leave.	Not until my car's fixed.  I don't know how long that's going to take.
yeah, my luck.  i get to be stuck out here in this hole in the desert.	Least you can leave.
good luck it didn't happen a few miles back.  maybe they never would have found you.  day like today you'd be dead for sure.	Yeah, my luck.  I get to be stuck out here in this hole in the desert.
didn't have a choice.  my car overheated up the road.	Good luck it didn't happen a few miles back.  Maybe they never would have found you.  Day like today you'd be dead for sure.
drove into sierra?  what for?	Didn't have a choice.  My car overheated up the road.
i just drove in this morning.	Drove into Sierra?  What for?
you don't have that dead look in your eyes like the only thing you live for is to get through the day.	I just drove in this morning.
why you say that?  just because i help a lady with her package?	You don't have that dead look in your eyes like the only thing you live for is to get through the day.
you're not from around here, are you?	Why you say that?  Just because I help a lady with her package?
you're welcome, grace.	You're not from around here, are you?
thank you, john.	You're welcome, Grace.
'course they cost a little more than i should really be spending.  but, damn it, i don't hardly ever do anything nice for myself.  i deserve nice things.	I . . . can't . . . argue . . .
yes, i have.	'Course they cost a little more than I should really be spending.  But, damn it, I don't hardly ever do anything nice for myself.  I deserve nice things.
i saw these in the penny's catalog, and i just knew i had to have them. you ever seen something and just knew you had to have it?	Yes, I have.
that a fact?	I saw these in the Penny's catalog, and I just knew I had to have them. You ever seen something and just knew you had to have it?
i just got tired of looking at the old drapes.  had them long as i can remember.	That a fact?
it's nothing.  really.	I just got tired of looking at the old drapes.  Had them long as I can remember.
oh, this isn't my car.  it's down a ways.  i should have parked closer. i just didn't think it would be so heavy.  i could drive up.	That's all right.  I got it.
wasn't nothing.	Oh, this isn't my car.  It's down a ways.  I should have parked closer. I just didn't think it would be so heavy.  I could drive up.
no trouble at all, really.	Wasn't nothing.
it's very nice of you to help me. that package is kind of heavy, and it's so hot.	No trouble at all, really.
you should be more careful.	It's very nice of you to help me. That package is kind of heavy, and it's so hot.
accident.	You should be more careful.
what happened to your hand?	Accident.
no, i've got it.	What happened to your hand?
i got it.	Do you want me to carry your pack for you?
you sure you can manage?	I got it.
jesus.	You sure you can manage?
may i carry your package, grace?	Jesus.
it's grace.	May I carry your package, Grace?
my cup runneth over, beauti--	It's Grace.
you're pretty full of yourself, aren't you?	My cup runneth over, beauti--
maybe, but if you didn't i think you would have kept on walking.	You're pretty full of yourself, aren't you?
maybe i don't want you to.	Maybe, but if you didn't I think you would have kept on walking.
i don't know your real name.	Maybe I don't want you to.
do you have to call me that?	I don't know your real name.
my name is john.  now i'm not a stranger anymore.  see how easy it is for us to get to know each other, beautiful?	Do you have to call me that?
my mother told me never to accept offers from strangers.	My name is John.  Now I'm not a stranger anymore.  See how easy it is for us to get to know each other, beautiful?
that's right on my way.	My mother told me never to accept offers from strangers.
i'm just going to my car.	That's right on my way.
can i give you a hand, beautiful?	I'm just going to my car.
two-hundred dollars.	Two-hundred dollars . . . that's how I put a price on murder.
you know what kind of woman grace is.  you know how badly she wants to get the fuck out of sierra.  what makes you think when you were planning on killing her she wasn't doing the same for you?  what's she to you, jake; a woman who would have you dead?  let me kill her.  all i want is two-hundred dollars to get out of here with.	Two-hundred dollars.
you'd tell me anything to save your pathetic life.	You know what kind of woman Grace is.  You know how badly she wants to get the fuck out of Sierra.  What makes you think when you were planning on killing her she wasn't doing the same for you?  What's she to you, Jake; a woman who would have you dead?  Let me kill her.  All I want is two-hundred dollars to get out of here with.
think about it.  how do you think i got in here?  did you hear any glass break?  did you hear a door splinter?  how did the evening end? after you went to bed did she linger a bit?  maybe just long enough to leave the back door unlocked?  is that what happened?	You'd tell me anything to save your pathetic life.
what are you babbling about?	Think about it.  How do you think I got in here?  Did you hear any glass break?  Did you hear a door splinter?  How did the evening end? After you went to bed did she linger a bit?  Maybe just long enough to leave the back door unlocked?  Is that what happened?
it's not me you have to worry about. it's her.  she wants you dead, jake. she wants you dead and she wants your money.	What are you babbling about?
not from where i stand.	It's not me you have to worry about. It's her.  She wants you dead, Jake. She wants you dead and she wants your money.
i don't blame you.  what man would? i admit it, okay?  i came back here and i made it with grace.  but if you kill me you're making a big mistake.	Not from where I stand.
you're right.  i don't give a damn about her.  but to fuck a man's wife behind his back?  that just makes a fool out of him.  i don't like being made a fool of.	I don't blame you.  What man would? I admit it, okay?  I came back here and I made it with Grace.  But if you kill me you're making a big mistake.
what difference does it make if i slept with her.  you don't care about grace.	You're right.  I don't give a damn about her.  But to fuck a man's wife behind his back?  That just makes a fool out of him.  I don't like being made a fool of.
a drifter, a loner, a trouble maker like you?  just passing through town, need money so he busts in on an, old man.  only this old man's got himself an automatic, and he knows how to use it.  a man's got to protect his home.  his wife.  you're dead, boy, and your own mother wouldn't convict me.	What difference does it make if I slept with her.  You don't care about Grace.
what are you . . . you can't . . . you can't kill me.	A drifter, a loner, a trouble maker like you?  Just passing through town, need money so he busts in on an, old man.  Only this old man's got himself an automatic, and he knows how to use it.  A man's got to protect his home.  His wife.  You're dead, boy, and your own mother wouldn't convict me.
sense?  if i had any sense i would have killed you this morning and been done with it.	What are you . . . you can't . . . you can't kill me.
you're not talking sense.	Sense?  If I had any sense I would have killed you this morning and been done with it.
is that what happened?  did you even make it out to the desert, or did you just ply the afternoon between my sheets?	You're not talking sense.
christ, jake, please--	Is that what happened?  Did you even make it out to the desert, or did you just ply the afternoon between my sheets?
then maybe this afternoon.  when i sent you to kill my wife you ended up sexing her instead.	Christ, Jake, please--
nothing happened with me and grace this morning.	Then maybe this afternoon.  When I sent you to kill my wife you ended up sexing her instead.
don't jake me, boy!  it's a big house.  odd that you would know your way, except maybe you've been in the bedroom before.  maybe with grace to keep you company.	Nothing happened with me and Grace this morning.
come on, jake--	Don't Jake me, boy!  It's a big house.  Odd that you would know your way, except maybe you've been in the bedroom before.  Maybe with Grace to keep you company.
this morning when i came in on you and grace, you swore you hadn't so much as been near the bedroom.  now you make straight for it.	Come on, Jake--
wh . . . what are you talking about?	This morning when I came in on you and Grace, you swore you hadn't so much as been near the bedroom.  Now you make straight for it.
i'm curious about something.  i'm wondering just how it is you happen to know where the bedroom's at.	Wh . . . what are you talking about?
that's a lot of talk.  a whole lot of talk.	Damn it, Jake.  If I don't get out of here some guys are going to come gunning for me.  And if it comes down to me or Grace, then I pick Grace.  You were going to give me thirteen-thousand.  Give me two- hundred.  I'll kill her and dump the body where no one will ever find it. But I need the money.  I've got to have the money.
yeah, well, a couple of hours ago i just about killed some guy over a girl.  not for money, for a girl. and she was just going to stand there and let it happen, or let him kill me.  same way grace played us this morning.  i don't like that, jake.  not twice in one day.  and maybe i'm so pissed i'd twist the next off my own grandma to get out of here.	That's a lot of talk.  A whole lot of talk.
that's a thick change of heart.	Yeah, well, a couple of hours ago I just about killed some guy over a girl.  Not for money, for a girl. And she was just going to stand there and let it happen, or let him kill me.  Same way Grace played us this morning.  I don't like that, Jake.  Not twice in one day.  And maybe I'm so pissed I'd twist the next off my own Grandma to get out of here.
it's the truth, jake.	That's a thick change of heart.
liar.	It's the truth, Jake.
i came to kill her.	Liar.
you came to take my wife from me?	I came to kill her.
i came for grace.	You came to take my wife from me?
there's another reason?  it better be good.	I came for Grace.
that's not the reason i'm here.  i swear it.	There's another reason?  It better be good.
and then with jake out of the way you could borrow two-hundred dollars.  or maybe two-thousand.  or twenty-thousand.  who's to stop you? not jake mckenna, 'cause old jake would be dead.	That's not the reason I'm here.  I swear it.
jake--	And then with Jake out of the way you could borrow two-hundred dollars.  Or maybe two-thousand.  Or twenty-thousand.  Who's to stop you? Not Jake McKenna, 'cause old Jake would be dead.
you thought you'd come in here in the middle of the night and wham! wail off and clock old jake mckenna and turn his brains into wall paper.	Jake--
wait a minute.  just listen to me--	You thought you'd come in here in the middle of the night and wham! Wail off and clock old Jake McKenna and turn his brains into wall paper.
maybe you heard old jake's got some money stashed away and you thought you'd help yourself to a little.	Wait a minute.  Just listen to me--
it's not like that.	Maybe you heard old Jake's got some money stashed away and you thought you'd help yourself to a little.
fifty dollars more.  that's a lot of money when you don't have a dime. and where'd you plan on getting the money from?  maybe you thought you'd pay your friend jake mckenna a visit.	It's not like that.
he did more work on the car.  he wants fifty bucks extra for it.	Fifty dollars more.  That's a lot of money when you don't have a dime. And where'd you plan on getting the money from?  Maybe you thought you'd pay your friend Jake McKenna a visit.
darrell giving you problems?	He did more work on the car.  He wants fifty bucks extra for it.
you could say.  i don't even have it yet.	Darrell giving you problems?
trouble with the car again?	You could say.  I don't even have it yet.
yeah, well, me too.	Trouble with the car again?
maybe not this time, but somebody's going to get dead around you.	No.
all i have in the world.	That's what I like about you, Jake. You're an honest man.
you think that's a lot of money?	All I have in the world.
thirteen-thousand dollars.  had you done it.  isn't that what we agreed on?	You think that's a lot of money?
jake, how much were you going to pay me to do the job?	Thirteen-thousand dollars.  Had you done it.  Isn't that what we agreed on?
and next time, next time somebody is going to get dead.	SHUT UP!
drop it, jake.	And next time, next time somebody is going to get dead.
came close this time and it scares you.	Drop it, Jake.
shut up.	Came close this time and it scares you.
i hate loving her.  i hate the kind of her person she is.  i hate having to tolerate the little games she plays.  i hate letting her use me. but i love her too much to do otherwise.  and i certainly love her too much to kill her.  i couldn't stand to watch her eyes roll back in her head as she sucks her last breath, or to see her pretty pink brains spill from her skull.  but you?  you got the killing in you, boy.	Shut up.
you love her, but you hate her?	I hate loving her.  I hate the kind of her person she is.  I hate having to tolerate the little games she plays.  I hate letting her use me. But I love her too much to do otherwise.  And I certainly love her too much to kill her.  I couldn't stand to watch her eyes roll back in her head as she sucks her last breath, or to see her pretty pink brains spill from her skull.  But you?  You got the killing in you, boy.
i guess i have what you'd call a love-hate relationship with grace.	You love her, but you hate her?
you know so much about killing why don't you do it yourself?	I guess I have what you'd call a love-hate relationship with Grace.
i know all right.  i know you're just enough of a shit to have a go at bedding a man's wife.  you've probably bagged a few at that. you'd probably lie, cheat and steal without thinking twice.  from that you'd just turn and walk away.  but to kill; to get that blood on your hands.  you can't wash that off. you'd be a marked man for life. just like cain.  and you're a sinner who wants to walk with the saints. ain't that right, boy?	You know so much about killing why don't you do it yourself?
you know what i mean.	I know all right.  I know you're just enough of a shit to have a go at bedding a man's wife.  You've probably bagged a few at that. You'd probably lie, cheat and steal without thinking twice.  From that you'd just turn and walk away.  But to kill; to get that blood on your hands.  You can't wash that off. You'd be a marked man for life. Just like Cain.  And you're a sinner who wants to walk with the saints. Ain't that right, boy?
you're out in the desert, the middle of nowhere with no one around for miles, and you say the time wasn't right?  what's the matter?  you were hoping to get it on home video?  a keepsake for the grandkids.  thank god i waited, or i never would have gotten it on tape.	You know what I mean.
the time wasn't right.	You're out in the desert, the middle of nowhere with no one around for miles, and you say the time wasn't right?  What's the matter?  You were hoping to get it on home video?  A keepsake for the grandkids.  Thank God I waited, or I never would have gotten it on tape.
you didn't kill her?	The time wasn't right.
no.	You didn't kill her?
is the job done?	No.
i went to your place.  we talked, just like you told me.  we drove out into the desert . . .	Is the job done?
this is what you do:  go to the house to see her.	And tell her what?
be quiet, boy.  i'm thinking.  it can't be done at the house.  it should be . . .	This is what you do:  Go to the house to see her.
you want to do this yourself?  i don't have to do this, you know.	Be quiet, boy.  I'm thinking.  It can't be done at the house.  It should be . . .
how the hell should i know?  i've never had a wife killed before.  i guess i should have hired a professional.	You want to do this yourself?  I don't have to do this, you know.
what should i do?	How the hell should I know?  I've never had a wife killed before.  I guess I should have hired a professional.
the sooner it's over, the sooner you're on your way.  now listen to me:  it's got to look like an accident; that's the thing.  if it doesn't, then it's no good.  i won't get a dime, and it's my neck that'll be on the chopping block while you're living it up somewhere.	What should I do?
i guess i might as well get this done with.	The sooner it's over, the sooner you're on your way.  Now listen to me:  It's got to look like an accident; that's the thing.  If it doesn't, then it's no good.  I won't get a dime, and it's my neck that'll be on the chopping block while you're living it up somewhere.
if you can't trust the man you've hired to kill your wife . . .?	I guess I might as well get this done with.
do we shake hands?	If you can't trust the man you've hired to kill your wife . . .?
don't say that.  i had a marriage of convenience with grace, and look where that's lead.  well, looks like we got ourselves a pact.	Do we shake hands?
i'm not your boy, jake.  i don't like you, and i don't like what you are.  i got no choice but to do business with you.  this is just a nasty little marriage of convenience.	Don't say that.  I had a marriage of convenience with Grace, and look where that's lead.  Well, looks like we got ourselves a pact.
you drive a hard bargain, but i had a feeling you were my boy when i met you.	I'm not your boy, Jake.  I don't like you, and I don't like what you are.  I got no choice but to do business with you.  This is just a nasty little marriage of convenience.
you're not buying a car, for christ sake.  you're having your wife killed.  i'm the one who's neck is stuck out.  it's thirteen, or it's nothing.	You drive a hard bargain, but I had a feeling you were my boy when I met you.
that's a bit much.	You're not buying a car, for Christ sake.  You're having your wife killed.  I'm the one who's neck is stuck out.  It's thirteen, or it's nothing.
i need thirteen.	That's a bit much.
maybe . . . ten-thousand.  and that's a maybe.	I need thirteen.
how much could you get?	Maybe . . . ten-thousand.  And that's a maybe.
twenty-thousand?  i don't have that kind of money.  i won't get the insurance until months after she's dead.  i don't imagine you'll want to be around after poor grace's demise.  twenty-thousand; that's more money than i could ever get my hands on.	How much could you get?
make it twenty.	Twenty-thousand?  I don't have that kind of money.  I won't get the insurance until months after she's dead.  I don't imagine you'll want to be around after poor Grace's demise.  Twenty-thousand; that's more money than I could ever get my hands on.
i put it at fifty-thousand dollars, minus your cut, of course.  which is?	Make it twenty.
how do you put a price on murder?	I put it at fifty-thousand dollars, minus your cut, of course.  Which is?
just to get out of here?  that doesn't seem much for a murder.	How do you put a price on murder?
for that i'd kill a nun on easter sunday.	Just to get out of here?  That doesn't seem much for a murder.
and for that you'd kill grace?	For that I'd kill a nun on Easter Sunday.
this morning i didn't know how badly i'd want to get out of this fucking town.	And for that you'd kill Grace?
let's say i do want her dead.  what is it you want?  this morning you weren't a killer.	This morning I didn't know how badly I'd want to get out of this fucking town.
the slimy bastard who's going to do it for you.	Let's say I do want her dead.  What is it you want?  This morning you weren't a killer.
and what does that make you?	The slimy bastard who's going to do it for you.
because i think you're a slimy bastard who would have his wife killed just to get his hands on some money.	And what does that make you?
what makes you say that?	Because I think you're a slimy bastard who would have his wife killed just to get his hands on some money.
you meant it.	What makes you say that?
a man doesn't always mean the things he says.	You meant it.
bullshit.  you wanted me to kill her.	A man doesn't always mean the things he says.
that was just loose talk.  i don't want anybody dead.	Bullshit.  You wanted me to kill her.
you're the one who brought it up. this morning.  in your car.	That was just loose talk.  I don't want anybody dead.
you're talking like a mad man.	You're the one who brought it up. This morning.  In your car.
i'm not rambling.	You're talking like a mad man.
i think this heat's getting to you the way you're rambling on.	I'm not rambling.
don't play simple with me, jake. you want me to spell it out for you? i'll kill grace if you cut me in on the money.	I think this heat's getting to you the way you're rambling on.
i did?	Don't play simple with me, Jake. You want me to spell it out for you? I'll kill Grace if you cut me in on the money.
you said you'd cut that up with the man who did her in.	I did?
i do.	You said you'd cut that up with the man who did her in.
you said you had an insurance policy out on your wife.  fifty-thousand dollars.	I do.
about what you said this morning.	You said you had an insurance policy out on your wife.  Fifty-thousand dollars.
sweet grace?  what about her?	About what you said this morning.
about things.  about your wife.	Sweet Grace?  What about her?
talk?  about what?	About things.  About your wife.
i was hoping we could talk.	Talk?  About what?
now what can i do for you?	I was hoping we could talk.
isn't that illegal?	Now what can I do for you?
i do all right.  real estate isn't a bad game such as it is around here. the trick is to underestimate the price when you buy it, and overvalue when you sell.  you can turn a few dollars that way.	Isn't that illegal?
nice office you've got.	I do all right.  Real estate isn't a bad game such as it is around here. The trick is to underestimate the price when you buy it, and overvalue when you sell.  You can turn a few dollars that way.
you just seem to attract trouble, don't you?	Nice office you've got.
i had a problem getting my car back.	You just seem to attract trouble, don't you?
i'm surprised to see you.  i thought you'd be halfway to vegas by now.	I had a problem getting my car back.
no.	I'm surprised to see you.  I thought you'd be halfway to Vegas by now.
hungry?	No.
no.	Hungry?
another accident?  you've really got to be more careful.  can i get you a drink?	No.
just ran into a little trouble.	Another accident?  You've really got to be more careful.  Can I get you a drink?
good lord.  what happened to you?	Just ran into a little trouble.
how do you know if you've never tried?	This is a joke, right?  You just want to rattle me.  Right?
i'm not a murderer, mr. mckenna.	How do you know if you've never tried?
because i'm sick and tired of her little games.  because you could do it and drift away on your boat and no one would ever see you again. because i've got a fifty-thousand dollar life insurance policy on her, and i would be more than happy to give the man who does her in a good chunk of it.	I'm not a murderer, Mr. McKenna.
why would i kill her?	Because I'm sick and tired of her little games.  Because you could do it and drift away on your boat and no one would ever see you again. Because I've got a fifty-thousand dollar life insurance policy on her, and I would be more than happy to give the man who does her in a good chunk of it.
would i what?	Would you kill her?
would you?	Would I what?
like you don't know.	Mad like a dog in heat, I bet you were.  I can tell you got a temper on you.
i bet she led you on good, didn't she?  taking you up to the house with that smile of hers.  bet she wiggled her ass in your face more than once.  then me busting in like some wild bear.  bet you had a fire going under you.	Like you don't know.
can't live with them, and you can't shoot 'em.	I bet she led you on good, didn't she?  Taking you up to the house with that smile of hers.  Bet she wiggled her ass in your face more than once.  Then me busting in like some wild bear.  Bet you had a fire going under you.
she does at that.  i knew when i married her she was a free spirit. a woman with her looks and a man my age; what was i to expect?  but you see a woman like that in a town like this and you don't think, you do. so, i married her.  what are you to do, eh?  women.	Can't live with them, and you can't shoot 'em.
that's the sweat of a man who hasn't an honest bone in his body.  don't be offended, lad.  a man who's got no ethics is a free man.  i envy you that.  beside, i can hardly blame you.  that grace has a mind of her own, and a body to match, don't she? eh?	She does at that.  I knew when I married her she was a free spirit. A woman with her looks and a man my age; what was I to expect?  But you see a woman like that in a town like this and you don't think, you do. So, I married her.  What are you to do, eh?  Women.
hey!	That's the sweat of a man who hasn't an honest bone in his body.  Don't be offended, lad.  A man who's got no ethics is a free man.  I envy you that.  Beside, I can hardly blame you.  That Grace has a mind of her own, and a body to match, don't she? Eh?
ah, i can smell it on you.	Hey!
wait a second--	Ah, I can smell it on you.
it wouldn't have made a difference to you, now would it?  not a wit. do you know why?  because you're a man without scruples.	Wait a second--
i hope so.  listen, mr. mckenna, about your wife:  if i had known she was married--	It wouldn't have made a difference to you, now would it?  Not a wit. Do you know why?  Because you're a man without scruples.
you a sailor man?  that'd be the life.  drive across the country, step on a boat and just sail away. a man could pretty well disappear like that.  just sail away until all he was was a memory.  i guess a little place like this would just be a dot on a map to you after awhile.	I hope so.  Listen, Mr. McKenna, about your wife:  If I had known she was married--
got work.  i know a man who's got a boat.  wants me to sail it for him.	You a sailor man?  That'd be the life.  Drive across the country, step on a boat and just sail away. A man could pretty well disappear like that.  Just sail away until all he was was a memory.  I guess a little place like this would just be a dot on a map to you after awhile.
live there?	Got work.  I know a man who's got a boat.  Wants me to sail it for him.
i've got to make a stop in vegas, then i'm heading to santa barbara.	Live there?
where you headed?	I've got to make a stop in Vegas, then I'm heading to Santa Barbara.
my car overheated.  i pulled in to have it fixed.	Where you headed?
what brings you to sierra?	My car overheated.  I pulled in to have it fixed.
john stewart.	What brings you to Sierra?
i'm a solid man.	John Stewart.
jake mckenna.  that's a solid name.	I'm a solid man.
i guess we've never been introduced proper.  jake mckenna.	Jake McKenna.  That's a solid name.
yeah, i know.  more careful.	I guess we've never been introduced proper.  Jake McKenna.
you've got to be--	Yeah, I know.  More careful.
accident.	You've got to be--
what happened to your hand?	Accident.
i have half a mind to--	Is this what it's all about?  You sucker me up here so you can watch the two of us beat the shit out of each other over you?  Forget it.  You want to take my head off, Mister, I won't even try to stop you.  I deserve it for being an idiot.  But if you're not, I think I'll be on my way.
a lot that means.	Grace, tell him.
i swear to you that's all that happened.  i haven't so much as set foot in your bedroom.	A lot that means.
didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.	I swear to you that's all that happened.  I haven't so much as set foot in your bedroom.
i . . i was helping your wife.  i met her in town.  she needed a hand with her drapes.  that's all.	Didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.
now who the hell are you, and it better be good, or god help me i'll break you in half.	I . . I was helping your wife.  I met her in town.  She needed a hand with her drapes.  That's all.
husband . . .?	Now who the hell are you, and it better be good, or God help me I'll break you in half.
i'm her husband.	Husband . . .?
who the hell are you?	I'm her husband.
toby!  toby tyler, leave him alone!	You stay away, Jenny.  I aim to mess him up, and that ain't a thing for a woman to see.
i want to stay.	I said come on!
honest, toby.  i just asked him for a quarter for the jukebox.	Stay out of this, Jenny.  We got man's business to take care of.
aw, toby, we weren't doing nothing. we was just talking.	You shut your mouth, girl, and get back over to our table.  Now, I'm not going to ask you again, Mister.  What were you doing with my girl?
i asked you a question.	Aw, Toby, we weren't doing nothing. We was just talking.
don't be afraid of him none.  i don't care what he does to you, we can still be together.	Get away from me!
toby tyler, it don't matter to me if you beat him all up and knock out all his teeth and he's just drooling and bleeding all over hisself, 'cause we love each other and we gonna run off, and i'm gonna have his love child.	Will you shut up!
what the hell are you talking about?	What's your name anyway?
you're too late, toby.  we're going to get in his fancy car and ride off and leave you behind.	What the hell are you talking about?
eighteen.  well, i'm gonna be eighteen in two years, but that don't mean you can't take me for a ride if you want.	No, I don't want to take you for a ride.  What I want is for . . . Hey, you don't happen to have a hundred and fifty dollars I could--
how old are you?	Eighteen.  Well, I'm gonna be eighteen in two years, but that don't mean you can't take me for a ride if you want.
that's what i thought until you came riding in.  i saw your car over at the gas station.  it's cool.  want to take me for a ride?  desert's kind of lonely this time of day.	How old are you?
get it through your head, little girl; i'm not going for you.  if this toby likes you, then if i were you i'd marry him.  you're not going to get much better in this town.	That's what I thought until you came riding in.  I saw your car over at the gas station.  It's cool.  Want to take me for a ride?  Desert's kind of lonely this time of day.
he's not my boyfriend.  i mean, i let him take me out and stuff, but i ain't spoken for.  not yet that is.	Get it through your head, little girl; I'm not going for you.  If this Toby likes you, then if I were you I'd marry him.  You're not going to get much better in this town.
i wasn't going to fight for you.  i was just going to beat the shit out of your boyfriend.	He's not my boyfriend.  I mean, I let him take me out and stuff, but I ain't spoken for.  Not yet that is.
but you was going to fight for me.	I wasn't going to fight for you.  I was just going to beat the shit out of your boyfriend.
i hate to bust your bubble, but i wasn't defending you.	But you was going to fight for me.
for defending my honor this afternoon.	I hate to bust your bubble, but I wasn't defending you.
for what?	For defending my honor this afternoon.
hey, mister.  mister.  i just. . . i just wanted to thank you.	For what?
you ain't from oz.  oz is in that one movie.	You're too quick for me.
oz.	You ain't from Oz.  Oz is in that one movie.
you're not from around here, are you?  where you from?	Oz.
i've had time to get over it.	You're not from around here, are you?  Where you from?
gee, that's sad.  don't that make you sad?	I've had time to get over it.
she's dead.	Gee, that's sad.  Don't that make you sad?
you like patsy cline?  i just love her.  how come, i wonder, she don't put out no more new records.	She's dead.
how about i pick one out for you?	You like Patsy Cline?  I just love her.  How come, I wonder, she don't put out no more new records.
that country shit all sounds the same to me.	How about I pick one out for you?
got any requests?	That country shit all sounds the same to me.
accident, and yeah, i got to be more careful.	Got any requests?
what happened to your hand?	Accident, and yeah, I got to be more careful.
i wanna play a song on the juke. you got a quarter?	What happened to your hand?
what?	I wanna play a song on the juke. You got a quarter?
hey, mister.  you gotta quarter?	What?
nooo!	I'm gonna beat you so bad you gonna be eatin' nothing but soup the rest of your days.  Rain dogs is gonna be prettier than you when I'm done. I'm gonna mess you up so bad you gonna make your own momma sick.  I'm gonna . . .
this means something to you?  jenny means something to me.	Nooo!
i'm leaving.  you never have to see me again.  just please, give me the ticket!	This means something to you?  Jenny means something to me.
mexico?  you're going to mexico?	I'm leaving.  You never have to see me again.  Just please, give me the ticket!
give it to me!	Mexico?  You're going to Mexico?
now, what's this?	Give it to me!
you stupid punk!  you don't even know what you're fighting over!	My honor, that's what I'm fighting over.  Now get up off the ground, or do I have to whoop you where you lie?
i'm doing what any man would do if he'd been offended.  i'm beating you up.	You stupid punk!  You don't even know what you're fighting over!
what the hell are you doing?  are you crazy?	I'm doing what any man would do if he'd been offended.  I'm beating you up.
get up, mister!  don't ever let it be said toby tyler beat the living shit out of someone without giving them a fair chance.	What the hell are you doing?  Are you crazy?
oh, that tears it, mister.  i'm gonna bust you up but good.  i'm gonna bust you into a million pieces and then . . . and then bust those pieces up, and then . . . and then spread them all around.  that's what i'm gonna do.  you don't know what you're dealing with, mister.  i'm crazy.  i'm psycho crazy.	Yeah, I know.  You're TNT.  Just like dynamite.  When you go off somebody gets hurt.  All right.  Let's do this.
that's right, mister.  you better be afraid.  i told you it wasn't over, but you didn't listen.  now i find you sneakin' around with my girl behind my back.	I wasn't sneaking around with your girl.  Would you please tell him?
oh, shit!	That's right, Mister.  You better be afraid.  I told you it wasn't over, but you didn't listen.  Now I find you sneakin' around with my girl behind my back.
mister!	Oh, shit!
i wasn't hitting on your girl!	Stand up, Mister, or I'll beat you where you sit.
stand up.	I wasn't hitting on your girl!
christ, i don't believe this.	Stand up.
not before i settle with you.	Christ, I don't believe this.
fine.  i was making time with your girl.  now i'm all scared, and i'll never make that mistake again.  now go away.	Not before I settle with you.
'cause i'm just like dynamite.  and when i go off somebody gets hurt.	Fine.  I was making time with your girl.  Now I'm all scared, and I'll never make that mistake again.  Now go away.
they're not very imaginative?	'Cause I'm just like dynamite.  And when I go off somebody gets hurt.
you know who i am?  toby n. tyler. my friends call me tnt. you know why?	They're not very imaginative?
you're fucked.	You know who I am?  Toby N. Tyler. My friends call me TNT. You know why?
what?  you want to fight?  over her?	You're fucked.
mister, i'm calling you out.	What?  You want to fight?  Over her?
i don't care what you believe as long as you leave me alone.	Mister, I'm calling you out.
you expect me to believe that?	I don't care what you believe as long as you leave me alone.
look, pal, i wasn't making a play for your girl.	You expect me to believe that?
that's not the way it looked to me. looked to me like you was trying to make time with her.	Make time?  Is everybody in this town slap happy?
i wasn't doing anything.	That's not the way it looked to me. Looked to me like you was trying to make time with her.
fucking kid.  and look at you; breaking fucking pencils.  you're a neanderthal.	Hello?  Hello!?  Operator, I got disconnected.  Hello . . .
and john, don't make me come look for you.	Fucking kid.  And look at you; breaking fucking pencils.  You're a Neanderthal.
yes, mr. vesci.	And John, don't make me come look for you.
do you understand me you little fuck?	Yes, Mr. Vesci.
a hundred and . . . now you listen to me you deadbeat, little punk:  i don't care if you got hit by a truck and run over by a steamroller.  you owe me thirteen-thousand dollars and i want it.  i don't care how you get it, or where from, but i want it on my desk tomorrow, or i'll show you what real bad luck is.	Do you understand me you little fuck?
a hundred-forty-five really.	A hundred and . . . Now you listen to me you deadbeat, little punk:  I don't care if you got hit by a truck and run over by a steamroller.  You owe me thirteen-thousand dollars and I want it.  I don't care how you get it, or where from, but I want it on my desk tomorrow, or I'll show you what real bad luck is.
let me get this straight:  you owe me thirteen-thousand dollars, you call me - collect - then ask me to wire you one-hundred-fifty dollars just so you can get your car fixed.	A hundred-forty-five really.
i had to beat it before the cops showed up.  i don't have a cent to my name.  i can't even get my car out of the garage.  i tell you, mr. vesci, if it weren't for bad luck i wouldn't have any at all.  so, i was wondering if you could wire me a hundred fifty-dollars so i could get my car.  i'll pay it back with the rest of the money.	Let me get this straight:  You owe me thirteen-thousand dollars, you call me - collect - then ask me to wire you one-hundred-fifty dollars just so you can get your car fixed.
you're the gambler.  you tell me.	I had to beat it before the cops showed up.  I don't have a cent to my name.  I can't even get my car out of the garage.  I tell you, Mr. Vesci, if it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have any at all.  So, I was wondering if you could wire me a hundred fifty-dollars so I could get my car.  I'll pay it back with the rest of the money.
with a shotgun.  it kills him, and it shreads the money.  i mean, what are the odds?	You're the gambler.  You tell me.
the old lady?	With a shotgun.  It kills him, and it shreads the money.  I mean, what are the odds?
no.  he gets shot by the old lady.	The old lady?
let me guess.  this robber; he gets your money.	No.  He gets shot by the old lady.
you don't know the how, mr. vesci. and that's not the half of it.  i've got your money, and i go into this little grocery store to get something to eat and it gets robbed.	Let me guess.  This robber; he gets your money.
that's a shame, john.  a real shame.	You don't know the how, Mr. Vesci. And that's not the half of it.  I've got your money, and I go into this little grocery store to get something to eat and it gets robbed.
i know, mr. vesci.  i know.  i was on my way to you, it's just . . . what a day i've had.  you're not going to believe what's happened to me. i had the money, i swear i had it. i was on my way to you when my car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.	That's a shame, John.  A real shame.
john, what a surprise.  i expected to be seeing you, not talking to you over the phone.	I know, Mr. Vesci.  I know.  I was on my way to you, it's just . . . what a day I've had.  You're not going to believe what's happened to me. I had the money, I swear I had it. I was on my way to you when my car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.
nobody's going to hang.  we're all gonna walk away with a little something.  i ain't a greedy man. and, hell, you did all the work. one-hundred-thousand dollars.  split that three ways and it comes out to about thirty-three thousand.  give or take.	And you're taking?
thirty-thousand dollars.	You ain't passing these test, son. If I can't trust you I'm gonna have to arrest you . . .
what'd you think, boy?  that you were the first man to drift through this town she came on to?  not by a long shot.  you're just the most gullible.  how much did you get?	Thirty-thousand dollars.
sure you do.  everybody in town knows about the money jake kept hid in the house.  it's a wonder the mrs. here just now got round to killing him.  not for lack of trying.	What'd you think, boy?  That you were the first man to drift through this town she came on to?  Not by a long shot.  You're just the most gullible.  How much did you get?
that's what this is all about?  a shakedown?  you picked the wrong people.  we don't have any money.	Sure you do.  Everybody in town knows about the money Jake kept hid in the house.  It's a wonder the Mrs. here just now got round to killing him.  Not for lack of trying.
i didn't do anything.	Killing Jake McKenna's got to amount to something.  He wasn't much of a man, but that don't give you the right to murder him.  And don't tell me you didn't, 'cause I know you did.  I was there.  Like I said; I been watching you.
shut up!  the both of you.  ain't neither one of you too smart. especially you, boy.  don't you think i had my eye on you since first you rolled into town?  you smell like trouble.  stink of it like a ripe cesspool.	I didn't do anything.
you bitch!  you were in on it froom the start!	Shut up!  The both of you.  Ain't neither one of you too smart. Especially you, boy.  Don't you think I had my eye on you since first you rolled into town?  You smell like trouble.  Stink of it like a ripe cesspool.
there's nothing in the trunk, sheriff.	And as soon as I see that you're on your way.
i think you might just want to do as i say.	There's nothing in the trunk, Sheriff.
what for?	I think you might just want to do as I say.
now step around to the back of the car and open the trunk for me.	What for?
sure, sheriff.	Now step around to the back of the car and open the trunk for me.
just step from the car.  nice and slow.	Sure, Sheriff.
i don't understand what the--	Just step from the car.  Nice and slow.
why don't you step out of the car, son?	I don't understand what the--
is there a problem up the road, sheriff?	Nope.  No problems up the road.
just cool down, son.  i ain't accusing you of anything.  serves toby right to get his ass whooped. if you hadn't done it, somebody else would've.	Is there a problem up the road, Sheriff?
sheriff, he didn't give me any choice.  if i hadn't defended myself- -	Just cool down, son.  I ain't accusing you of anything.  Serves Toby right to get his ass whooped. If you hadn't done it, somebody else would've.
suppose you've had all you can of sierra.  what with that ruckus you had with toby.  oh yes, i heard all about that.	Sheriff, he didn't give me any choice.  If I hadn't defended myself- -
not taking a drive, sheriff. heading out of town.	Suppose you've had all you can of Sierra.  What with that ruckus you had with Toby.  Oh yes, I heard all about that.
nice night for a drive.  morning really.  i guess that's about the only way to keep cool; riding around with the top down on a fancy convertible in the first hours of the day.	Not taking a drive, Sheriff. Heading out of town.
stay as long as you like, son.  no rush.	Maybe not for you, Sheriff, but I think I've had my fill of your little town.
wish i could help, sheriff.  but if you'll excuse me i'm going over to harlin's to pick up my car.  then i'm getting the hell out of this place.	Stay as long as you like, son.  No rush.
that's too bad.  i was hoping you were there.  maybe you could help us catch the guy who got away.  or maybe you could explain about all that money that got tore up when jamilla shot that biker.	Wish I could help, Sheriff.  But if you'll excuse me I'm going over to Harlin's to pick up my car.  Then I'm getting the hell out of this place.
wouldn't know anything about it.	That's too bad.  I was hoping you were there.  Maybe you could help us catch the guy who got away.  Or maybe you could explain about all that money that got tore up when Jamilla shot that biker.
there was a young man over at jamilla's today when it got hit. way she tells it he got whacked around by one of the robbers.	Wouldn't know anything about it.
not as bad as it looks.	There was a young man over at Jamilla's today when it got hit. Way she tells it he got whacked around by one of the robbers.
just curious.  that's a nasty cut you've got.	Not as bad as it looks.
no, sir.  and i'm not going to be around long if that's what you're worried about.	Just curious.  That's a nasty cut you've got.
saw you at the truck stop this morning.  you're not from around here.	No, sir.  And I'm not going to be around long if that's what you're worried about.
like i said; you really can't blame the boy.  some people don't know how to avoid trouble.  know what i mean?	Saw you at the truck stop this morning.  You're not from around here.
i guess.	Like I said; you really can't blame the boy.  Some people don't know how to avoid trouble.  Know what I mean?
yep.  tore him up good and spat out little, refined pieces of him. nothing like the embarrassment of having your father refined in front of your classmates to put the anger in a young man.	I guess.
jesus!	Yep.  Tore him up good and spat out little, refined pieces of him. Nothing like the embarrassment of having your father refined in front of your classmates to put the anger in a young man.
his father worked in a strip mine north of here.  toby's school class went up to the mine one day.  school takes field trips up there every year.  big day for the kids when they can see ore tore up out of the ground.  anyway, on this particular day toby's dad up and falls into the machinery.	Jesus!
what happened?	His father worked in a strip mine north of here.  Toby's school class went up to the mine one day.  School takes field trips up there every year.  Big day for the kids when they can see ore tore up out of the ground.  Anyway, on this particular day Toby's dad up and falls into the machinery.
he is at that.  no so much a fault of his own.  poor boy had quite a trauma as a child.	What happened?
yeah.  what are you going to do? that toby's a hot head.	He is at that.  No so much a fault of his own.  Poor boy had quite a trauma as a child.
kids.	Yeah.  What are you going to do? That Toby's a hot head.
senor, you need a doctor.	No police!
no police!  wait until i'm gone.	Senor, you need a doctor.
but, senor--	No police!  Wait until I'm gone.
no police.	But, Senor--
no!	No police.
i call the policia.	No!
hablar slowly, por favor.  my ingles no es bien.	Soda.  You know.
soda.  you got any soda?	Hablar slowly, por favor.  My ingles no es bien.
eh?	Soda.  You got any soda?
got any cold soda?	Eh?
you <u>are</u> crazy, you know. be seeing you, old man.	You know I won't be seeing you.
things ain't always the way they seem. you got to ask yourself: is it worth it? day comes earthmaker is going to look in your fucking heart! then you better know what it is you're doing. <u>are you a human being</u> -- or just one of them hungry ghosts out there floatin' around?	You <u>are</u> crazy, you know. Be seeing you, old man.
time's up. any last words of wisdom?	Things ain't always the way they seem. You got to ask yourself: is it worth it? Day comes Earthmaker is going to look in your fucking heart! Then you better know what it is you're doing. <u>Are you a human being</u> -- or just one of them hungry ghosts out there floatin' around?
well, don't say i didn't warn you when things go your way.	You got a lotta philosophy in you, old timer but you don't fool me for one second with all this blind man crap. One minute you lost your eyes in Vietnam, next it's the joint. Now it's a woman? I'm hep to you.
no and i don't plan on sticking around either.	Well, don't say I didn't warn you when things go your way.
nothing makes the great spirit laugh harder than a man's plans. we all got plans. i planned on seeing all my life. i know you didn't plan on straying into town.	No and I don't plan on sticking around either.
not this twig, friend.  i got plans.	Nothing makes the Great Spirit laugh harder than a man's plans. We all got plans. I planned on seeing all my life. I know you didn't plan on straying into town.
more or less.	Not this twig, friend.  I got plans.
so, we're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride.  is that it?	More or less.
afraid of it?  boy, i live in the dark. all cause of a woman who made me this way. people are afraid of what they can't see. i can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me.  kiss from a beautiful woman, kissy kissy kiss, a lick from a dog, slurp, slurp, the kiss of death . it's all the same to me.	So, we're all just floating along like twigs in a stream, so enjoy the ride.  Is that it?
you afraid of the dark?	Afraid of it?  Boy, I live in the dark. All cause of a woman who made me this way. People are afraid of what they can't see. I can't see nuthin', so it's all the same to me.  Kiss from a beautiful woman, kissy kissy kiss, a lick from a dog, slurp, slurp, the kiss of death . It's all the same to me.
night is when you want to sleep, but the dry heat keeps you tossin' and turnin'. it's when you wish the sun was bakin' high in the sky so you could see what it is you're afraid of.	You afraid of the dark?
difference between you and me, old man, is i see the glass half full, you see it half empty.	Night is when you want to sleep, but the dry heat keeps you tossin' and turnin'. It's when you wish the sun was bakin' high in the sky so you could see what it is you're afraid of.
ain't over yet.  night is part of day; separate, but equal.  night is when you let your guard down; when you see things in the shadows and hear things in the dark.	Difference between you and me, old man, is I see the glass half full, you see it half empty.
i'm a little short pops. i'll catch you next time.	Your lies are old, but you tell 'em well.
...but ain't you got a little something for the infirm?	I'm a little short Pops. I'll catch you next time.
i got things to do.	...But ain't you got a little something for the infirm?
well, people gotta get by somehow. that's the curse. the mines done it. all that uranium, plutonium, fuffonium, fuckononium, assononium, all that "om"! everybody's got a mother. you don't rip up your mother. you don't rip up the earth and take everything out. it's like the cracker jack box says, "the more you eat, the more you want...."...	I got things to do.
musta been some bad ass nuclear tests here in the 50's. this town's all inbreeding.	Well, people gotta get by somehow. That's the curse. The mines done it. All that uranium, plutonium, fuffonium, fuckononium, assononium, all that "om"! Everybody's got a mother. You don't rip up your mother. You don't rip up the Earth and take everything out. It's like the Cracker Jack box says, "the more you eat, the more you want...."...
so now you're going to tell me where i lost my eyes. you don't think i know where i lost my eyes? i was there when i lost them. i lost them in the war. the war in the joint. there's always wars in the joint. cause i was a code talker in the joint and in the war too. mmmm, nothing like the smell of a naked lady. be careful, boy.	Musta been some bad ass nuclear tests here in the 50's. This town's all inbreeding.
i thought you said you lost your eyes in the war?	So now you're going to tell me where I lost my eyes. You don't think I know where I lost my eyes? I was there when I lost them. I lost them in the war. The war in the joint. There's always wars in the joint. Cause I was a code talker in the joint and in the war too. Mmmm, nothing like the smell of a naked lady. Be careful, boy.
all them miners last century. hungry ghosts, killed off all the indians. up at the mine. earth ran red with blood, think i'm fooling around here. white sky was on fire. grown men cried like babies. i saw a flash, then darkness descended upon me. they put me in the joint. took my eyes. i cursed them. white people can't seem to stay away from indians . you gotta watch where ya put your fingers. pussy pussy pussy, indian pussy.	I thought you said you lost your eyes in the war?
who's cursed?	All them miners last century. Hungry ghosts, killed off all the Indians. Up at the mine. Earth ran red with blood, think I'm fooling around here. White sky was on fire. Grown men cried like babies. I saw a flash, then darkness descended upon me. They put me in the joint. Took my eyes. I cursed them. White people can't seem to stay away from Indians . You gotta watch where ya put your fingers. Pussy pussy pussy, Indian pussy.
cocksucker motherfucker! cops. i hear you. always sneaking around. thinks i can't see him. well he's right. motherfucker. but that ain't mean i don't know what's going on around here. they're all cursed. yes sir.	Who's cursed?
what?	...And everything is nothing too.
seems like i do but only cause end of the day we're all eyes in the same head. and everything is everything.	What?
you sure got a lot of philosophy, old man.	Seems like I do but only cause end of the day we're all eyes in the same head. And everything is everything.
what do you want for free?	You sure got a lot of philosophy, old man.
i think i've heard that before.	What do you want for free?
or maybe you just think you do. just another small town. one guy chasing you. you go big town. just gonna have four guys after you instead. kiss kissy kiss. it gets down to one thing -- are you a human being or are you one of those hungry ghosts out there never satisfied with nothing? cause you gotta remember you can run just as far as you can, but wherever you go, that's where you gonna be.	I think I've heard that before.
maybe i do.	Or maybe you just think you do. Just another small town. One guy chasing you. You go big town. Just gonna have four guys after you instead. Kiss kissy kiss. It gets down to one thing -- are you a human being or are you one of those hungry ghosts out there never satisfied with nothing? Cause you gotta remember you can run just as far as you can, but wherever you go, that's where you gonna be.
just 'cause i ain't got eyes doesn't mean i can't see.	That a fact?
you sure seen a lot for a blind man.	Just 'cause I ain't got eyes doesn't mean I can't see.
hell no!	See.  Ain't nothing I can do but keep him here beside me.  That's where he belongs anyways.  Me and Jesse, that's my dog, not anymore, but me and Jesse we been pals since the war when I lost my eyes.  He was just a pup then... a companion that's loyal, that'll keep coming back to you no matter how much you kick him...I miss him.  I'll see ya later, unless I come across something worse.
he's only just dead.  what was i supposed to do with him?  i can't take him away anywhere.  and nobody wants to take him for me.  do you?	Hell no!
what the hell are you keeping a dead dog around for?	He's only just dead.  What was I supposed to do with him?  I can't take him away anywhere.  And nobody wants to take him for me.  Do you?
i hope you wasn't pettin' him none, was you?	What the hell are you keeping a dead dog around for?
oh, jesus.	I hope you wasn't pettin' him none, was you?
that's 'cause he's dead.	Oh, Jesus.
i think you'd better give your pooch a sip. he looks sick.	That's 'cause he's dead.
don't forget to open it for me.  i can't be opening my own bottle.	Christ!
change?  you want my change?  i fought the war and lost my eyes just so i could give you my change?	All right, old man.  Christ.
yeah, sure.  you got change?	Change?  You want my change?  I fought the war and lost my eyes just so I could give you my change?
don't be sorry.  just run over there and get me my pop before i die of thirst.	Yeah, sure.  You got change?
i said i was sorry.	Don't be sorry.  Just run over there and get me my pop before I die of thirst.
lost my eyes in vyee-et-nam.  lost them fighting the commies.  fought the war and lost my eyes fightin' the commies just so you can come around here and make fun of me.	I said I was sorry.
christ no!	Lost my eyes in Vyee-et-nam.  Lost them fighting the commies.  Fought the war and lost my eyes fightin' the commies just so you can come around here and make fun of me.
i ain't got no eyes.  you want to see?	Christ no!
i don't know.  i thought you were keeping the sun out of your eyes.	I ain't got no eyes.  You want to see?
what'd you think i was doing out here with these glasses on?  sunnin' myself?	I don't know.  I thought you were keeping the sun out of your eyes.
i'm sorry, i didn't--	What'd you think I was doing out here with these glasses on?  Sunnin' myself?
hell no, i can't do that myself.  i'm blind.  can't you see that?	I'm sorry, I didn't--
you can't do that yourself?	Hell no, I can't do that myself.  I'm blind.  Can't you see that?
yeah i want something.  i want you to run over to that machine and get me a pop.	You can't do that yourself?
you want something?	Yeah I want something.  I want you to run over to that machine and get me a pop.
don't call me old man.  ain't you got no respect, boy?	You want something?
you want something, old man?	Don't call me old man.  Ain't you got no respect, boy?
hey!  you there!	You want something, old man?
i'm leaving.  you never have to see me again.  just please, give me the ticket!	This means something to you?  Jenny means something to me.
mexico?  you going to mexico?	I'm leaving.  You never have to see me again.  Just please, give me the ticket!
give it to me!	Mexico?  You going to Mexico?
now, what's this?	Give it to me!
you idiot!  you don't even know what you're fighting over!	My honor, that's what I'm fighting over. Now get up off the ground, or do I have to whoop you where you lie?
i'm doing what any man would do if he'd been offended.  i'm stompin' your ass.	You idiot!  You don't even know what you're fighting over!
oh, that tears it, mister.  i'm gonna bust you up but good.  i'm gonna bust you into a million pieces and then ... and then bust those pieces up, and then ... and then spread them all around.  that's what i'm gonna do.  you don't know what you're dealing with, mister.  i'm crazy.  i'm psycho crazy.	Yeah, I know.  You're TNT.  Just like dynamite.  When you go off somebody gets hurt.  All right.  Let's do this.
that's right, mister.  you better be afraid.  i told you it wasn't over, but you didn't listen.  now i find you sneakin' around with my girl behind my back.	I wasn't sneaking around with your girl. Would you please tell him?
oh, shit!	That's right, Mister.  You better be afraid.  I told you it wasn't over, but you didn't listen.  Now I find you sneakin' around with my girl behind my back.
mister!	Oh, shit!
i wasn't hitting on your girl!	Stand up, Mister, or I'll beat you where you sit.
stand up.	I wasn't hitting on your girl!
christ, i don't believe this!	Stand up.
not before i settle with you, chickenshit!	Christ, I don't believe this!
fine.  i was making time with your girl. now i'm scared to death and i learned my lesson. now can you go away?	Not before I settle with you, chickenshit!
'cause i'm just like dynamite.  and when i go off, somebody gets hurt.	Fine.  I was making time with your girl. Now I'm scared to death and I learned my lesson. Now can you go away?
let's see...they're not very imaginative?	'Cause I'm just like dynamite.  And when I go off, somebody gets hurt.
mister, i'm calling you out.	What?  You want to fight?  Over her?
i don't care what you believe as long as you leave me alone.	Mister, I'm calling you out.
you expect me to believe that?	I don't care what you believe as long as you leave me alone.
then maybe you should've. look, pal, i wasn't making a play for your girl.	You expect me to believe that?
that's not the way it looked to me.  looked to me like you was trying to make time with her.	Make time?  Is everybody in this town on drugs?
i wasn't doing anything.	That's not the way it looked to me.  Looked to me like you was trying to make time with her.
two-hundred dollars?	Two-hundred dollars...I'll do it!  I'll kill her!
you know what kind of woman grace is, jake. you know how badly she wants to get the fuck out of superior.  what's she to you, jake; a woman who wants you dead?  let me kill her.  all i want is two-hundred dollars to get out of here with.	Two-hundred dollars?
you'd tell me anything to save your pathetic life.	You know what kind of woman Grace is, Jake. You know how badly she wants to get the fuck out of Superior.  What's she to you, Jake; a woman who wants you dead?  Let me kill her.  All I want is two-hundred dollars to get out of here with.
come on, jake --	Don't Jake me boy! It's a big house. You probably didn't even make it out to the desert this afternoon...
what are you talking about!	Come on, Jake --
how the hell did you know where the bedroom's at?	What are you talking about!
you have a lot of talk in you, whole lot of talk.	Damn it, Jake. There is a guy coming to kill me, and if it comes down to me or Grace, then I pick Grace.  You were going to give me thirteen-thousand.  Give me two-hundred.  I'll kill her and dump the body where no one will ever find it. She showed me the perfect place. There won't be enough left for an autopsy.  But I need the the money.  I've got to have the money.
maybe i don't like being played, like she played us today.  maybe i don't like that at all, jake. i'm just pissed enough, maybe i'll rip the neck off my own grandmother.	You have a lot of talk in you, whole lot of talk.
that's a thick change of heart from this afternoon.	Maybe I don't like being played, like she played us today.  Maybe I don't like that at all, Jake. I'm just pissed enough, maybe I'll rip the neck off my own grandmother.
it's the truth, jake.	That's a thick change of heart from this afternoon.
shhh! liar.	It's the truth, Jake.
you came to take my wife from me?	Shhh! Liar.
i came for grace.	You came to take my wife from me?
wait a minute.  just listen to me...	...And he thought he'd clock old Jake McKenna and turn his brains into wall paper...and then maybe borrow $200 or $20,000, or $200,000...
no, but it don't matter anyway when you're lying there with your brains all over my carpet and i'm telling sheriff potter about this drifter, didn't have enough money to fix his car. and darrell happened to find his gun, and through maybe this drifter heard old jake got some money stashed away, and figgered he might try to break in and steal it!	Wait a minute.  Just listen to me...
it's not what you think, jake.	No, but it don't matter anyway when you're lying there with your brains all over my carpet and I'm telling Sheriff Potter about this drifter, didn't have enough money to fix his car. And Darrell happened to find his gun, and through maybe this drifter heard old Jake got some money stashed away, and figgered he might try to break in and steal it!
i guess this is what they call "ironee"? hunh?	It's not what you think, Jake.
i like darrell.  he may be an idiot, but he's my half brother. we own harlin's together, yeah, that little redneck manages to get paid no matter how things work out.	I guess this is what they call "ironee"? Hunh?
that's my gun... that fucking darrell!	I like Darrell.  He may be an idiot, but he's my half brother. We own Harlin's together, yeah, that little redneck manages to get paid no matter how things work out.
next time you'll do just fine.	No!
...i don't know.  tell her you had to see her.  tell her you don't care if she's married or not, you had to be with her. sweet talk the woman.  a young buck like you must be good at that.  then ... maybe shift the conversation.  get her thinking about that jeep of hers.  she loves that thing.  maybe the only thing she does love. she'll want to take you for a ride.	I know you're not surprised I'm back here, cause you can read my mind and all.
and tell her what?	...I don't know.  Tell her you had to see her.  Tell her you don't care if she's married or not, you had to be with her. Sweet talk the woman.  A young buck like you must be good at that.  Then ... maybe shift the conversation.  Get her thinking about that jeep of hers.  She loves that thing.  Maybe the only thing she does love. She'll want to take you for a ride.
oh yeah sure. why don't i buy you a plane ticket right out of here while i'm at it. i <u>know you</u>...  this is what you do:  go to the house to see her.	And tell her what?
come to think of it, how 'bout some money upfront?	Oh yeah sure. Why don't I buy you a plane ticket right out of here while I'm at it. I <u>know you</u>...  This is what you do:  Go to the house to see her.
be quiet, boy.  i got to figure this thing. i'm thinking. it can't be done at the house. it should be...	Come to think of it, how 'bout some money upfront?
you want to do this yourself?  i don't have to do this, you know.	Be quiet, boy.  I got to figure this thing. I'm thinking. It can't be done at the house. It should be...
how the hell should i know?  i've never had a wife killed before. jesus christ! <u>you</u> want this job, you don't know how to do this? i guess i should have hired a professional.	You want to do this yourself?  I don't have to do this, you know.
how do you want it?	How the hell should I know?  I've never had a wife killed before. Jesus Christ! <u>You</u> want this job, you don't know how to do this? I guess I should have hired a professional.
if you can't trust the man you've hired to kill your wife ...? the thing is it's got to look like an accident; that's the thing. if it doesn't, then it's no good.  i won't get a dime, and it's my neck that'll be on the chopping block while you're living it up somewhere.	How do you want it?
don't say that.  i had a marriage of convenience with grace, and look where that's lead...  well, looks like we got ourselves a contract.	If you can't trust the man you've hired to kill your wife ...? The thing is it's got to look like an accident; that's the thing. If it doesn't, then it's no good.  I won't get a dime, and it's my neck that'll be on the chopping block while you're living it up somewhere.
i'm not your boy.  i don't like you.  i got no choice but to do business with you. let's just call this a nasty little marriage of convenience.	Don't say that.  I had a marriage of convenience with Grace, and look where that's lead...  Well, looks like we got ourselves a contract.
you drive a hard bargain, but i had a feeling you were my boy when i met you.	I'm not your boy.  I don't like you.  I got no choice but to do business with you. Let's just call this a nasty little marriage of convenience.
we're not talking about buying a car jake. we're talking about killing your wife. it's thirteen, or it's nothing.	You drive a hard bargain, but I had a feeling you were my boy when I met you.
that's a bit much.	We're not talking about buying a car Jake. We're talking about killing your wife. It's thirteen, or it's nothing.
i need thirteen.	That's a bit much.
maybe ... ten-thousand.  and that's a maybe.	I need thirteen.
how much could you get?	Maybe ... ten-thousand.  And that's a maybe.
you love her, but you hate her?	No, I hate loving her. I hate the kind of person she is. I hate having to tolerate the little "games" she plays. Like fucking half of the town behind my back and laughing at me. The bitch. She loved to play. She wants me to hit her and when I hit her she likes it. She tortures me. But she's family. She's my little girl. My baby. I couldn't stand to watch her eyes roll back in her head as she sucks her last breath, or to see her pretty pink brains spill from her skull. No. Not me. But you? You got the killing in you, boy...How much you want?
well, i guess i have what you call a love-hate relationship with grace.	You love her, but you hate her?
the slimy bastard who's going to do it for you...  you're a jealous man jake. if you can't have grace to yourself...well, you're not the sharing kind.	Well, I guess I have what you call a love-hate relationship with Grace.
and what does that make you?	The slimy bastard who's going to do it for you...  You're a jealous man Jake. If you can't have Grace to yourself...well, you're not the sharing kind.
because you're a slimy bastard who would have his wife killed just to get his hands on some money.	And what does that make you?
what makes you say that?	Because you're a slimy bastard who would have his wife killed just to get his hands on some money.
you meant it.	What makes you say that?
a man doesn't always mean the things he says.	You meant it.
bullshit.  you wanted me to kill her.	A man doesn't always mean the things he says.
oh, that was just loose talk. husband gettin' pissed off.  i don't want anybody dead.	Bullshit.  You wanted me to kill her.
well then, i guess that qualifies me for citizenship in this town. you're the one brought it up. this morning. in your car.	Oh, that was just loose talk. Husband gettin' pissed off.  I don't want anybody dead.
you're talking like a madman.	Well then, I guess that qualifies me for citizenship in this town. You're the one brought it up. This morning. In your car.
i'm not rambling.	You're talking like a madman.
boy i think this heat's getting to you the way you're rambling on.	I'm not rambling.
don't play simple with me, jake. you're a betting man. you want me to spell it out for you? i'll kill grace if you cut me in on the money.	Boy I think this heat's getting to you the way you're rambling on.
i did?	Don't play simple with me, Jake. You're a betting man. You want me to spell it out for you? I'll kill Grace if you cut me in on the money.
you said you'd cut that up with the man who did her in.	I did?
i do.	You said you'd cut that up with the man who did her in.
you said you had an insurance policy out on your wife.  fifty-thousand dollars.	I do.
about what you said this morning.	You said you had an insurance policy out on your wife.  Fifty-thousand dollars.
sweet grace?  what about her?	About what you said this morning.
about things.  about your wife.	Sweet Grace?  What about her?
talk?  about what?	About things.  About your wife.
i was hoping we could talk.	Talk?  About what?
what can i do for you, lad?	I was hoping we could talk.
how do you know if you've never tried?	This is a joke, right?  You just want to rattle me.  Right?
i've done a few things but i'm not a murderer, mr. mckenna.	How do you know if you've never tried?
would i what?	Would you kill her?
would you?	Would I what?
like you don't know.	Mad like a dog in heat, I bet you were.  I can tell you got a temper on you.
"you can't shoot 'em!" i like that.  i bet she led you on good, didn't she?  taking you up to the house to hang drapes. oh that's a good one. bet she had you hard as a rock wiggling her ass in your face.  i bet you just wanted to pull down her pants and hog her out. then me busting in like some wild bear. ha! bet you had a fire going under you.	Like you don't know.
can't live with them, and you can't shoot 'em.	"You can't shoot 'em!" I like that.  I bet she led you on good, didn't she?  Taking you up to the house to hang drapes. Oh that's a good one. Bet she had you hard as a rock wiggling her ass in your face.  I bet you just wanted to pull down her pants and hog her out. Then me busting in like some wild bear. Ha! Bet you had a fire going under you.
she does at that.  i knew when i married her she was a free spirit.  a woman with her looks and a man my age; what was i to expect?  but you see a woman like that in a town like this and you don't think, you do. so, i married her.  what are you to do, eh? women.	Can't live with them, and you can't shoot 'em.
that's the sweat of a man who hasn't an honest bone in his body.  don't be offended, lad.  a man who's got no ethics is a free man.  i envy that.  beside, how can i blame you?  that grace sure has a mind of her own, and a body to match, don't she?  eh?	She does at that.  I knew when I married her she was a free spirit.  A woman with her looks and a man my age; what was I to expect?  But you see a woman like that in a town like this and you don't think, you do. So, I married her.  What are you to do, eh? Women.
hey!	That's the sweat of a man who hasn't an honest bone in his body.  Don't be offended, lad.  A man who's got no ethics is a free man.  I envy that.  Beside, how can I blame you?  That Grace sure has a mind of her own, and a body to match, don't she?  Eh?
ah, i can smell it on you.	Hey!
wait a second--	Ah, I can smell it on you.
it wouldn't have made a difference to you, now would it?  not a wit.  do you know why? because you're a man without scruples.	Wait a second--
i hope so.  listen, mckenna about your wife:  if i had known she was married--	It wouldn't have made a difference to you, now would it?  Not a wit.  Do you know why? Because you're a man without scruples.
you a sailor man?  that'd be the life. drive across the country, step on a boat and just sail away.  a man could pretty well disappear like that.  just sail away until all he was was a memory.  i guess a little place like this would just be a dot on a map to you after awhile.	I hope so.  Listen, McKenna about your wife:  If I had known she was married--
got work.  i know a man who's got a boat. wants me to sail it for him.	You a sailor man?  That'd be the life. Drive across the country, step on a boat and just sail away.  A man could pretty well disappear like that.  Just sail away until all he was was a memory.  I guess a little place like this would just be a dot on a map to you after awhile.
live there?	Got work.  I know a man who's got a boat. Wants me to sail it for him.
california...	Live there?
darrell's a moron.	California...
oh? darrell taking good care of you?	Darrell's a moron.
an overheated car.	Oh? Darrell taking good care of you?
"bobby cooper." what brings you to superior, coop?	An overheated car.
bobby cooper.	"Bobby Cooper." What brings you to Superior, Coop?
i'm a solid man.	Bobby Cooper.
that's a solid name.	I'm a solid man.
i guess we've never been introduced proper. jake mckenna.	That's a solid name.
yeah, i know.  more careful.	I guess we've never been introduced proper. Jake McKenna.
you've got to be--	Yeah, I know.  More careful.
accident.	You've got to be--
say, what happened to your hand?	Accident.
yeah...	Say, what happened to your hand?
after you huffed off, grace lied so bad, i got so pissed off, i pulled down her pants to paddle her ass raw and finger-fucked it instead. sorry i lost my cool like that. it's a funny thing, women.	Yeah...
what the fuck do you want?	I'll give you a lift, son. Too hot to be walking... People die out here, y'know.
you broke my nose!	It ain't broke.
you can't just walk in here and walk out, you sonufabitch! i'm gonna tear you a new asshole!	You broke my nose!
a lot that means.	Grace, tell him.
i swear to you that's all that happened.  i haven't so much as set foot in your bedroom.	A lot that means.
didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.	I swear to you that's all that happened.  I haven't so much as set foot in your bedroom.
easy, chief. i... i was helping your wife. i met her in town.  she needed a hand with her drapes.  that's all.	Didn't much look like you were hanging drapes.
now who the hell are you, and it better be good, or god help me i'll break you in half.	Easy, chief. I... I was helping your wife. I met her in town.  She needed a hand with her drapes.  That's all.
i'm her husband.	Now who the hell are you, and it better be good, or God help me I'll break you in half.
who the hell are you?	I'm her husband.
who the hell is this!?	Who the hell are you?
don't be afraid of him none.  i don't care what he does to you, we can still be together.	Get away from me!
toby tucker, it don't matter to me if you beat him all up and knock out all his teeth and he's just drooling and bleeding all over hisself, 'cause we love each other and we gonna run off, and i'm gonna have his love child.	Will you shut up!
what the hell are you talking about?	What's your name anyway?
you're too late, toby.  we're going to get in his fancy car and ride off and leave you behind.	What the hell are you talking about?
eighteen... well, i'm gonna be eighteen in two years, but that don't mean you can't take me for a ride if you want.	No, I don't want to take you for a ride. What I want is for ... Hey, you don't think you can get $150 from your parents, could you?
how old are you?	Eighteen... Well, I'm gonna be eighteen in two years, but that don't mean you can't take me for a ride if you want.
that's what i thought until you came riding in.  i saw your car over at the gas station.  it's a cool car.  want to take me for a ride?  desert's kind of lonely this time of day.	How old are you?
get it through your head, little girl; i'm not going for you.  if this toby likes you, then if i were you i'd marry him.  you're not going to get much better in this town.	That's what I thought until you came riding in.  I saw your car over at the gas station.  It's a cool car.  Want to take me for a ride?  Desert's kind of lonely this time of day.
he's not my boyfriend.  i mean, i let him take me out and stuff, but i ain't spoken for.  not yet that is.	Get it through your head, little girl; I'm not going for you.  If this Toby likes you, then if I were you I'd marry him.  You're not going to get much better in this town.
i wasn't going to fight for you.  i was just going to beat the shit out of your boyfriend.	He's not my boyfriend.  I mean, I let him take me out and stuff, but I ain't spoken for.  Not yet that is.
but you was going to fight for me.	I wasn't going to fight for you.  I was just going to beat the shit out of your boyfriend.
i hate to bust your bubble honey, but i wasn't defending you.	But you was going to fight for me.
for defending my honor this afternoon.	I hate to bust your bubble honey, but I wasn't defending you.
for what?	For defending my honor this afternoon.
hey mister. mister, i just... i just wanted to thank you.	For what?
you ain't from oz.  oz is in that movie.	You're too quick for me.
oz.	You ain't from Oz.  Oz is in that movie.
you're not from around here, are you? where you from?	Oz.
i've had time to get over it.	You're not from around here, are you? Where you from?
gee, that's sad.  don't that make you sad?	I've had time to get over it.
cause she's dead.	Gee, that's sad.  Don't that make you sad?
you like patsy cline?  i just love her. how come, i wonder, she don't put out no more new records.	Cause she's dead.
how about i pick one out for you?	You like Patsy Cline?  I just love her. How come, I wonder, she don't put out no more new records.
that country shit all sounds the same to me.	How about I pick one out for you?
got any requests?	That country shit all sounds the same to me.
i cut it shaving; i know, i gotta be more careful.	Got any requests?
what happened to your hand?	I cut it shaving; I know, I gotta be more careful.
i wanna play a song on the juke.  you got a quarter?	What happened to your hand?
what?	I wanna play a song on the juke.  You got a quarter?
hey, mister.  you gotta quarter for the juke?	What?
no.	Figgers. There's a scratch on the hood and how much you make selling my gun? Deduct it.
all i got's a hundred, darrell. you got change?	No.
yeah, like al capone on tax day. get the keys?	All I got's a hundred, Darrell. You got change?
i don't want no dirty money.  i run an honest business.	Yeah, like Al Capone on tax day. Get the keys?
that's none of your business.  get the keys.	I don't want no dirty money.  I run an honest business.
two-hundred dollars in hundred-dollar bills.  and this morning you was broke.	That's none of your business.  Get the keys.
you got the money?	Two-hundred dollars in hundred-dollar bills.  And this morning you was broke.
i want my car.	You got the money?
what the hell ... oh, it's you.  might've figgered. listen i got a waitress coming over.  what do you want?	I want my car.
we're closed.  come back when the sun comes up.	What the hell ... oh, it's you.  Might've figgered. Listen I got a waitress coming over.  What do you want?
open up!	We're closed.  Come back when the sun comes up.
what you want?	Open up!
and you had to go into the trunk, didn't you?	When I work on a car, I work on a car.
well, that key's not gonna work. i had to pop the lock. you didn't leave me the trunk key.	And you had to go into the trunk, didn't you?
what the fuck did you do to my trunk?	Well, that key's not gonna work. I had to pop the lock. You didn't leave me the trunk key.
darrell. i'll get you your money. i just have to get something out of the trunk.	What the fuck did you do to my trunk?
darrell.	Darrell. I'll get you your money. I just have to get something out of the trunk.
look, harlin.	Darrell.
no! okay! okay!	What's the matter?  The fight gone out of you?  I'm just gonna smash a headlight. Maybe two.
listen you stupid fuck, i want my car.	Listen to me you sorry sonufabitch. You owe me money, and this car ain't going nowheres until I get it.  And if you take another five hours I'll find another fifty dollars worth of work to do on it. Is that clear? Now get out of here 'fore I call the Sheriff, <u>who knows me</u>.
is that an insult?  are you insulting me.	Listen you stupid fuck, I want my car.
what reputation?  you're nothing but an ignorant, inbred, tumbleweed hick.	Is that an insult?  Are you insulting me.
the goddamn sign on the wall. i can't do unauthorized work?  what am i suppose to do? just let you ride out of here with a bad gasket.  then you get in an accident and get killed.  or worse.  who they gonna blame then?  they gonna blame me, and there goes my reputation.	What reputation?  You're nothing but an ignorant, inbred, tumbleweed hick.
what sign?	The goddamn sign on the wall. I can't do unauthorized work?  What am I suppose to do? Just let you ride out of here with a bad gasket.  Then you get in an accident and get killed.  Or worse.  Who they gonna blame then?  They gonna blame me, and there goes my reputation.
well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you?  didn't you read the sign.	What sign?
i don't give a fuck! i didn't tell you to do it!  you can't just do unauthorized work.	Well, now, you just know all there is about bein' a mechanic, don't you?  Didn't you read the sign.
yeah, but it was shot.	I don't give a fuck! I didn't tell you to do it!  You can't just do unauthorized work.
i didn't tell you to replace any gasket.	Yeah, but it was shot.
yep.  for the hose.  but while you was gone i replaced a gasket.  that's going to run you another fifty.	I didn't tell you to replace any gasket.
you said this morning the hose was going to run me one-fifty.	Yep.  For the hose.  But while you was gone I replaced a gasket.  That's going to run you another fifty.
it's going to cost you two-hundred dollars.	You said this morning the hose was going to run me one-fifty.
what?	It's going to cost you two-hundred dollars.
two-hundred.	What?
listen, darrell, about that hundred-fifty bucks for the car, as soon as i get where i'm going i swear i'll--	Two-hundred.
no charge.	Listen, Darrell, about that hundred-fifty bucks for the car, as soon as I get where I'm going I swear I'll--
that's a good piece of advice, darrell.	No charge.
you think bad, and bad is what you get.	That's a good piece of advice, Darrell.
you believe that?	You think bad, and bad is what you get.
hell, i've had days i would gladly trade with a whippin' dog.  ain't much you can do when you feel like that 'cept tough it out.	You believe that?
you've been there?	Hell, I've had days I would gladly trade with a whippin' dog.  Ain't much you can do when you feel like that 'cept tough it out.
one of those days you feel like you been runnin' in circles and you ain't no closer to where you tryin' to get than when you started?	You've been there?
yeah, well, i've been around the bend a bit.	One of those days you feel like you been runnin' in circles and you ain't no closer to where you tryin' to get than when you started?
hey there.  i was beginnin' to think you wasn't comin' back...  you don't look so good.	Yeah, well, I've been around the bend a bit.
what sign? fuck the sign. i want my car.	I want my hundred and forty-five dollars.
you ain't got no credit card but you got a lawyer. sweet talk me all you want.  didn't you read the sign? it says...	What sign? Fuck the sign. I want my car.
you son of a bitch! i'll have my lawyers shut you down.	You ain't got no credit card but you got a lawyer. Sweet talk me all you want.  Didn't you read the sign? It says...
...got no day, got no date.  probably ain't worth a duck's fart . this one here cost me $3.75 and it's got every doodad you can imagine. no sir i'll stick with this .	You son of a bitch! I'll have my lawyers shut you down.
i don't have a goddamn credit card.	Now that's too bad.  I sure hope you know how to wash dishes or shovel shit 'cause you're gonna have to work this one off.
then you're only a hundred-forty-five in the hole.  you can keep that dollar. now why don't you just take your american express gold card, and call that guy with the big schnooz on tv and have him send you the money lickity split.	I don't have a goddamn credit card.
then you ain't gonna have the car.	Listen, man.  I got rolled half an hour ago for everything I had.
it might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because i don't have the money.	Then you ain't gonna have the car.
i don't know, but "it's the reason i'm living here and you're just passing through."  now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.	It might as well be fifteen-hundred dollars, because I don't have the money.
what's that got to do with the radiator hose?	I don't know, but "it's the reason I'm living here and you're just passing through."  Now you owe me a hundred-fifty dollars.
"that's not just a ford, that's a sixty-four-and-a-half mustang."	What's that got to do with the radiator hose?
that's a ford, not a ferrari.  you going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a ford?	"That's not just a Ford, that's a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang."
actually, it's been about three hours. you're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy.  what you expect but fancy damn prices?	That's a Ford, not a Ferrari.  You going to tell me no one else in this shit hole drives a Ford?
about an hour and a half, because that's all the longer i've been gone.	Actually, it's been about three hours. You're the one thinks that car's so damn fancy.  What you expect but fancy damn prices?
a goddamn radiator hose in a sixty-four-and-a-half mustang.  you know how long it took me to find that hose?	About an hour and a half, because that's all the longer I've been gone.
to replace a goddamn radiator hose!?	A goddamn radiator hose in a sixty-four-and-a-half Mustang.  You know how long it took me to find that hose?
hundred-fifty.	To replace a goddamn radiator hose!?
how much!?	Hundred-fifty.
well ... you got your parts, you got your labour ... let's call it a hundred-fifty bucks.	How much!?
bottom hose was shot too.  rotted clear through. had to put a new one in. runs like a dream now.	Well ... you got your parts, you got your labour ... let's call it a hundred-fifty bucks.
what the hell happened to my car?	Bottom hose was shot too.  Rotted clear through. Had to put a new one in. Runs like a dream now.
another accident?  you got to be more careful.	What the hell happened to my car?
just banged my head.  it was an accident.	Another accident?  You got to be more careful.
don't look like nothing.	Just banged my head.  It was an accident.
nothing.	Don't look like nothing.
hey, your ... what the hell happened to you?	Nothing.
hey.	Hey, your ... what the hell happened to you?
diner up a piece.  not much, but us simple folk like it.	I'll be back in a couple of hours.  And be careful with her, will you?
i'm very interested in this but is there someplace...	Diner up a piece.  Not much, but us simple folk like it.
you got to be more careful. hands is important.  let me show you something. when i was a kid, now i don't know if you can still see it, but i gashed my fingers in a lawnmower.	I'm very interested in this but is there someplace...
accident.	You got to be more careful. Hands is important.  Let me show you something. When I was a kid, now I don't know if you can still see it, but I gashed my fingers in a lawnmower.
jesus.  twenty-after-ten and it must be ninety already.	Ninety-two.  Course half hour from now might be seventy-two. These clouds move around a lot.
twenty-after-ten.	Jesus.  Twenty-after-ten and it must be ninety already.
time.	Twenty-after-ten.
how much time?	Time.
gotta run over to the yard and see if i can find a hose like this one, or close enough. gonna take time.	How much time?
great!	Gotta run over to the yard and see if I can find a hose like this one, or close enough. Gonna take time.
yeah, i can fix it.	Great!
okay, i'm stuck.  you happy?  now can you fix it, or not?	Yeah, I can fix it.
somewhere else?  mister, somewhere else is fifty miles from here. only other gas station down in town closed 3 years ago when the mine got shut...	Okay, I'm stuck.  You happy?  Now can you fix it, or not?
if i could do you think i'd be standing here wasting my time.  can you fix it, or do i have to go somewhere else?	Somewhere else?  Mister, somewhere else is fifty miles from here. Only other gas station down in town closed 3 years ago when the mine got shut...
well, you know so much why don't you just fix it yourself?	If I could do you think I'd be standing here wasting my time.  Can you fix it, or do I have to go somewhere else?
i know it's busted.  what did i just tell you?	Well, you know so much why don't you just fix it yourself?
it's your radiator hose.  it's busted.	I know it's busted.  What did I just tell you?
so?	It's your radiator hose.  It's busted.
ok. darrell... could you just take a look at my radiator hose.  it's busted.	So?
darrell--	OK. Darrell... Could you just take a look at my radiator hose.  It's busted.
look, harlin, i've got places to be.	Darrell--
damn.  gonna be another hot one today. sometimes i don't even want to get out of bed. course don't want to get out for the cold one's neither.  then of course the clouds come in...	Look, Harlin, I've got places to be.
you want to take a look at my car?  i think the radiator hose is--	Damn.  Gonna be another hot one today. Sometimes I don't even want to get out of bed. Course don't want to get out for the cold one's neither.  Then of course the clouds come in...
so?	You want to take a look at my car?  I think the radiator hose is--
but he's dead.	So?
'cause harlin used to own it.	But he's dead.
then why do you call it harlin's?	'Cause Harlin used to own it.
yep.	Then why do you call it Harlin's?
you own this place?	Yep.
doubt it.  he's dead.  the look out's a cemetery.	You own this place?
will he be back soon?	Doubt it.  He's dead.  The Look Out's a cemetery.
he's up at the look out.	Will he be back soon?
harlin around?	He's up at the Look Out.
nope.  darrell.	Harlin around?
you harlin?	Nope.  Darrell.
i call the sheriff.	No! No police.
hablar slowly, por favor.  my ingles no es bien.	Soda.  You know.
soda.  you got any soda?	Hablar slowly, por favor.  My ingles no es bien.
eh?	Soda.  You got any soda?
got any cold soda?	Eh?
<u>jake</u>...	He <u>can't</u> help you now, honey!
and i love you too.	And love's a funny thing.  Sometimes I don't know if I want to love you...
'cause i love you.	And I love you too.
why's that?	'Cause I love you.
can you make it back up?	Grace -- in the trunk of my car is a tow rope. It should reach down here. Go get it, throw it down.
i busted my leg!	Can you make it back up?
bobby? are you all right?	I busted my leg!
thank you. thank you. i...i knew you wouldn't leave me, grace.	Bobby? Are you all right?
hope is a four-letter word.	But we all need that too. Hold him.
my mother died in this canyon.	Save the Mom routine, will ya Grace. It doesn't work with me. One, two, three...
time to go for a walk, jake.	My mother died in this canyon.
i don't want to go to mexico, bobby! please, i really want to be with you. don't blow this. don't you think i care about you?	I think you're a lying, back-stabbing psycho bitch, and one day you'll kill me. But it's nice to know you cared...
when you're finished with me, i'm next! i been there, baby. i been there with other cunts...sorry, not anymore. i'll take you as far as california. if we can make that. after that you're on your own. try mexico. with all this bread, you can live like a queen.	I don't want to go to Mexico, Bobby! Please, I really want to be with you. Don't blow this. Don't you think I care about you?
you lied to me all along! lies, all lies. your mother, your father, what story are you on now?  how come the town didn't know you was his daughter?	When you're finished with me, I'm next! I been there, baby. I been there with other cunts...sorry, not anymore. I'll take you as far as California. If we can make that. After that you're on your own. Try Mexico. With all this bread, you can live like a queen.
i was just baiting him! bobby, i had to tell him that to get his guard down. just like you told jake you was going to kill me!	You lied to me all along! Lies, all lies. Your mother, your father, what story are you on now?  How come the town didn't know you was his daughter?
why? so when the cops catch up with us you can sell me out again?	I was just baiting him! Bobby, I had to tell him that to get his guard down. Just like you told Jake you was going to kill me!
don't leave me. i want to say with you, bobby.	Why? So when the cops catch up with us you can sell me out again?
well, nothing. we dump jake, we split the money, then you're on your own.	Don't leave me. I want to say with you, Bobby.
you don't believe in anything do you, bobby?	I believe in this moment, that's all. There is nothing else.  Come on. He must weigh 300 pounds.
i think nothing happens. you're dead meat. that's it.	You don't believe in anything do you, Bobby?
don't you think i would've done it if i wanted to? what can i do to make you relax, baby?	You could give me my gun back.
you think now that jake's dead, there's all that money there and i don't need you anymore, and i might just sneak up behind you sometime and...pop!	Don't you think I would've done it if I wanted to? What can I do to make you relax, baby?
no grace, my hand's bothering me.	You think now that Jake's dead, there's all that money there and I don't need you anymore, and I might just sneak up behind you sometime and...pop!
why?	<u>I don't know why</u>!
let it go, baby. it's the past. i got a past...	Don't you really want to know? Was Jake my Daddy? Was I fucking my own Daddy? Don't you want to know that?
don't you want to know...? i bet it's burning a hole in your brain just now?	Let it go, baby. It's the past. I got a past...
ask you what? you mean what kind of horrifying sick shit is coming next?	Don't you want to know...? I bet it's burning a hole in your brain just now?
so, aren't you going to ask me?	Ask you what? You mean what kind of horrifying sick shit is coming next?
he was a scumbag!... he wanted <u>me</u>, bobby. these guys don't let go! even when they're <u>dead</u>...  you don't know what it was like, bobby. those two, they were the same.	So, aren't you going to ask me?
he was a <u>cop</u>, grace, they never stop looking for you when you kill a cop...	He was a scumbag!... He wanted <u>me</u>, Bobby. These guys don't let go! Even when they're <u>dead</u>...  You don't know what it was like, Bobby. Those two, they were the same.
the only deal he had in mind was killing you for jake's murder and blackmailing me into sucking his dick for the rest of my life... no thanks.	He was a <u>cop</u>, Grace, they never stop looking for you when you kill a cop...
he was in love with you grace. he would've done what you wanted, you could've made a deal and ...	The only deal he had in mind was killing you for Jake's murder and blackmailing me into sucking his dick for the rest of my life... no thanks.
get real bobby. he was gonna kill you <u>and</u> me.	He was in love with you Grace. He would've done what you wanted, you could've made a deal and ...
you know i thought you'd left me back there.	What are you talking about?
you already have.	You know I thought you'd left me back there.
hawaii. i've read all about it. i've dreamed of going there and just lying on the beach while the water licked up against my feet. oh, god. i'd kill to go there.	You already have.
what the hell? why not? where should we go?	Hawaii. I've read all about it. I've dreamed of going there and just lying on the beach while the water licked up against my feet. Oh, God. I'd kill to go there.
anywhere?	What the hell? Why not? Where should we go?
we're going to buy a boat of our own baby, and sail it wherever we want to go.	Anywhere?
but i thought --	We're going to buy a boat of our own baby, and sail it wherever we want to go.
i'm not sailing his boat.	But I thought --
then will you take me on your friends' boat with you?	I'm not sailing his boat.
i want a place where only the vultures will find him... it'll be over soon, grace.	Then will you take me on your friends' boat with you?
can't we just dump him fast someplace?	I want a place where only the vultures will find him... It'll be over soon, Grace.
we've still got some dead weight to get rid of.	Can't we just dump him fast someplace?
you spent a day in superior. i wasted my entire life there. i feel like someone just took a million pounds off my shoulders.	We've still got some dead weight to get rid of.
i don't know about that?	You spent a day in Superior. I wasted my entire life there. I feel like someone just took a million pounds off my shoulders.
you don't know what it feels like to be free of that place.	I don't know about that?
hey!  take it easy.  want to get us killed?	You don't know what it feels like to be free of that place.
i can't see it.	It should be just up ahead.  Hold on ... there!  There it is!
good thinking.  what's all this?	I'm not coming back.
i got the money all packed.  i put the jeep and his caddy in the garage. people'll think maybe me and jake went away.  buy us some time...i know a back road we can take.	Good thinking.  What's all this?
i ... nothing.  i just stubbed my toe on a rock.  hurt like hell.	I got the money all packed.  I put the jeep and his caddy in the garage. People'll think maybe me and Jake went away.  Buy us some time...I know a back road we can take.
bobby?  what the hell's the matter with you?	I ... nothing.  I just stubbed my toe on a rock.  Hurt like hell.
the money's right here! get the key!	No! You get it!
grace ... grace?	After dark.  I'll leave the back door unlocked.
we don't have to kill him.  just knock him out and tie him up 'till we get away.  it was your idea, remember?  i'm doing this for you.  i'm doing this so you can fly...fly like a bird.	Grace ... Grace?
you said you couldn't kill anybody.	We don't have to kill him.  Just knock him out and tie him up 'till we get away.  It was your idea, remember?  I'm doing this for you.  I'm doing this so you can fly...fly like a bird.
i came back for you; this morning i came back.  before i even knew about the money. you're what i want.  the only reason i stormed off is because you spooked me talking about jake.  but i've had nothing but time to think about it.  it keeps coming back to you and me and us getting the hell out of here.  but we've got to get the money, baby.  we get the money, i get the car, then we get the hell out.	You said you couldn't kill anybody.
are you sure?...  about me, i mean?	I came back for you; this morning I came back.  Before I even knew about the money. You're what I want.  The only reason I stormed off is because you spooked me talking about Jake.  But I've had nothing but time to think about it.  It keeps coming back to you and me and us getting the hell out of here.  But we've got to get the money, baby.  We get the money, I get the car, then we get the hell out.
i don't give a damn about the money.  i want you, and i want to get us out of this shithole.  there's only one way to do that.	Are you sure?...  About me, I mean?
is that what changed your mind?  the money?	I don't give a damn about the money.  I want you, and I want to get us out of this shithole.  There's only one way to do that.
i could if i had jake's money.	Is that what changed your mind?  The money?
i thought you couldn't get your car.	I could if I had Jake's money.
i mean it, grace.  i'm getting out of here, and i want to take you with me.	I thought you couldn't get your car.
because i know you're full of shit.	I mean it, Grace.  I'm getting out of here, and I want to take you with me.
why?  am i making you hot, or does the truth scare you?	Because I know you're full of shit.
stop it.	Why?  Am I making you hot, or does the truth scare you?
except i can't get you out of my head, grace.	Stop it.
there is no us, remember?	Except I can't get you out of my head, Grace.
what about us?	There is no us, remember?
i don't think we have anything to talk about.	What about us?
i wanted to talk.	I don't think we have anything to talk about.
i can't kill, grace. i can't kill anybody.	It's not like he's a young man, Bobby. He's had time to live. It'd be quick. I mean, he wouldn't even have to <u>feel</u> it...  I mean, sometime in the middle of the night, when it's quiet...when he's asleep, you could just come up behind him when he's pounding on me and...
kill him.	I can't kill, Grace. I can't kill anybody.
if the key's on him, how do we get the key?	Kill him.
it takes a key.  he keeps it on himself all the time.  i mean <u>all the time</u>.  it scratches up against me when we do it.	If the key's on him, how do we get the key?
one-hundred-thousand!?  that son-of-a-bitch.	It takes a key.  He keeps it on himself all the time.  I mean <u>all the time</u>.  It scratches up against me when we do it.
oh yeah. there's nothing else with jake. he don't trust banks. he keeps the money in the floor right under the bed. he loves it so much, he wouldn't think of spending any of it on me. i never seen it but i know he's got more than a hunnert thousand at least...	One-hundred-thousand!?  That son-of-a-bitch.
in <u>cash</u>?	Oh yeah. There's nothing else with Jake. He don't trust banks. He keeps the money in the floor right under the bed. He loves it so much, he wouldn't think of spending any of it on me. I never seen it but I know he's got more than a hunnert thousand at least...
at night. he just sits there and laughs and talks to himself and counts it. i heard him. my mom told me he had a hunnert thousand dollars down there. maybe more.	In <u>cash</u>?
what do you mean?	At night. He just sits there and laughs and talks to himself and counts it. I heard him. My Mom told me he had a hunnert thousand dollars down there. Maybe more.
jake hides it. in a safe. in the floor. in the bedroom. he counts it. he loves to sit there and count it.	What do you mean?
where?	Jake hides it. In a safe. In the floor. In the bedroom. He counts it. He loves to sit there and count it.
jake never gives me more'n twenty bucks at a time, like a bird in a cage, he don't want me goin' anywhere...	...you could get me money. I'll get you out of here.
you don't have any money put away, do you?	Jake never gives me more'n twenty bucks at a time, like a bird in a cage, he don't want me goin' anywhere...
darrell?  you know he and jake are...	You don't have any money put away, do you?
honey, baby, i <u>can't</u>. i can't even get out of here <u>myself</u>. believe it or not, i need a lousy hundred and fifty bucks to get my car back from that crazy mechanic...	Darrell?  You know he and Jake are...
please. i won't hang on you. as soon as we get there you can dump me. i don't care. i just want to get out of here.	Honey, baby, I <u>can't</u>. I can't even get out of here <u>myself</u>. Believe it or not, I need a lousy hundred and fifty bucks to get my car back from that crazy mechanic...
oh yeah. it's beautiful, beautiful beaches. blue water and clear skies as far as you can see.	Please. I won't hang on you. As soon as we get there you can dump me. I don't care. I just want to get out of here.
is it pretty?	Oh yeah. It's beautiful, beautiful beaches. Blue water and clear skies as far as you can see.
oh yeah. it's far, it's another world.	Is it pretty?
yeah.	Oh yeah. It's far, it's another world.
yeah. what do you want. life, right?  have you ever been to california?	Yeah.
i'm sorry...	Yeah. What do you want. Life, right?  Have you ever been to California?
after he got his divorce, he forced me to marry him...but when i saw her body, i swore to her on my soul that some day i'd get jake for what he did to her...	I'm sorry...
you're sick too...he loved to do things to me. control me. my mom...it tore her up cause she couldn't do nothing about it. she become alcoholic...and the funny thing is-- i liked it. i liked being controlled by jake. the truth was as far out and crazy as he got, i wanted <u>more</u>. i wanted to go all the way. women say they don't want to be taken like, <u>really taken</u> -- that's bullshit -- they do. the first time he finished with me, he said i was a woman now. i was 14. then he started crying like a baby...wanted me to hold him. it's a strange feeling to hate someone so much for so many years, but still want to hold him, comfort him... they found my mom right down there  at the bottom of apache leap. she had cactus needles stuck all over her body and virgil...sheriff potter said she was drunk and went insane. but i'll never believe she ran off that cliff by accident. she was born on this earth and she loved it. she was like me. she just wanted to fly away.	After he got his divorce, he forced me to marry him...but when I saw her body, I swore to her on my soul that some day I'd get Jake for what he did to her...
yeah.	You're sick too...he loved to do things to me. Control me. My Mom...it tore her up cause she couldn't do nothing about it. She become alcoholic...and the funny thing is-- I liked it. I liked being controlled by Jake. The truth was as far out and crazy as he got, I wanted <u>more</u>. I wanted to go all the way. Women say they don't want to be taken like, <u>really taken</u> -- that's bullshit -- they do. The first time he finished with me, he said I was a woman now. I was 14. Then he started crying like a baby...wanted me to hold him. It's a strange feeling to hate someone so much for so many years, but still want to hold him, comfort him... They found my Mom right down there  at the bottom of Apache Leap. She had cactus needles stuck all over her body and Virgil...Sheriff Potter said she was drunk and went insane. But I'll never believe she ran off that cliff by accident. She was born on this earth and she loved it. She was like me. She just wanted to fly away.
he <u>was</u> a shaman...in the mine. we had nothin' after he died. jake took us in, gave us a little money. he used to call me his "little halfbreed"... he kept mom on the side y'know, cause he was married someplace else. he had kids in phoenix i think, no one knew him around here...but the thing was...you see...  ...he was raping me the whole time...for years. he loved to do things to me. believe it or not, he used to say he was in love with my ass. y'ever been in love with a woman's ass?	Yeah.
you mean the shaman?	He <u>was</u> a Shaman...in the mine. We had nothin' after he died. Jake took us in, gave us a little money. He used to call me his "little halfbreed"... He kept Mom on the side y'know, cause he was married someplace else. He had kids in Phoenix I think, no one knew him around here...but the thing was...you see...  ...he was raping me the whole time...for years. He loved to do things to me. Believe it or not, he used to say he was in love with my ass. Y'ever been in love with a woman's ass?
nothing i understand better than a mess.	You mean the Shaman?
it's just such a mess. with jake i mean...	Nothing I understand better than a mess.
try me.	It's just such a mess. With Jake I mean...
you'd never understand.	Try me.
grace, i've been fucked over too many times, by too many women.  you're becoming the queen of hot and cold.	You'd never understand.
get out of town, bobby, as quick as you can.	Grace, I've been fucked over too many times, by too many women.  You're becoming the queen of hot and cold.
don't feel like nothing.	Get out of town, Bobby, as quick as you can.
nothing.	Don't feel like nothing.
what's the matter?...grace?	Nothing.
you need a meal ticket is what you mean. some guy you can latch onto just long enough for him to get you out of here.	Is that so bad?  It's not like I wouldn't try to make him happy.  For awhile, anyway. I mean, I would ... do things for him.  I guess I'm no good that way.  I guess I tried to sucker you along like that.  Do you hate me for it?  I wouldn't blame you if you did.  But maybe it's like you said: You just got to do whatever it takes to get out.
it's not that easy.  maybe you can take chances; maybe you can wander around like some stray wherever you please.  i can't. i don't want to be alone.  i need to know i'm going to be taken care of.	You need a meal ticket is what you mean. Some guy you can latch onto just long enough for him to get you out of here.
walk away.	It's not that easy.  Maybe you can take chances; maybe you can wander around like some stray wherever you please.  I can't. I don't want to be alone.  I need to know I'm going to be taken care of.
i don't know how.	Walk away.
you could leave him.	I don't know how.
all this nothing? it doesn't get to jake like it gets to me.  he says he don't mind being nothing but a big fish in a small pond.  more like a little fish in a dried up watering hole.	You could leave him.
i'm still here, aren't i?  see this?	All this nothing? It doesn't get to Jake like it gets to me.  He says he don't mind being nothing but a big fish in a small pond.  More like a little fish in a dried up watering hole.
i take it things didn't much work out the way you planned.	I'm still here, aren't I?  See this?
yeah, i guess you're right.	I take it things didn't much work out the way you planned.
i'm guessing no.	Yeah, I guess you're right.
i let him think he was courtin' me, but i reeled him in like a fish on a line. i wanted him. i wanted what he could give me, and i would've done anything to get him. is that love?	I'm guessing no.
is that why you're with him?	I let him think he was courtin' me, but I reeled him in like a fish on a line. I wanted him. I wanted what he could give me, and I would've done anything to get him. Is that love?
depends on what you call love. i grew up on a reservation. a patch of desert in the middle of nowhere. that's where they stick indians, bobby. that's where they leave us to die. my brother killed himself when he was 19 cause he couldn't take it anymore. there's no hope there... jake was my ticket out. mom and me.	Is that why you're with him?
did you ever?	Depends on what you call love. I grew up on a reservation. A patch of desert in the middle of nowhere. That's where they stick Indians, Bobby. That's where they leave us to die. My brother killed himself when he was 19 cause he couldn't take it anymore. There's no hope there... Jake was my ticket out. Mom and me.
no.	Did you ever?
you love him?	No.
yeah, but i like the sun.  i grew up on a reservation.  the sun, the desert; they like a religion to us.  jake's the same way.  he loves the desert.  i guess we're alike that way.  that's about the only way.	You love him?
doesn't the isolation bother you?	Yeah, but I like the sun.  I grew up on a reservation.  The sun, the desert; they like a religion to us.  Jake's the same way.  He loves the desert.  I guess we're alike that way.  That's about the only way.
they hear you comin'.  they won't bother you. just don't sneak up on 'em.	Doesn't the isolation bother you?
are there snakes out here?	They hear you comin'.  They won't bother you. Just don't sneak up on 'em.
how do you know he's still not here?	Guys like me take those chances. Let's go.
yeah, well i said i was an idiot. whatta you say we get out of here, take a drive somewhere, talk...	How do you know he's still not here?
you know what i want.	Maybe I just want to hear you say it.
that's not an answer.  what is it you want?	You know what I want.
still playing?	That's not an answer.  What is it you want?
you never did answer my question.	Still playing?
i'm just flesh and blood, baby.  that and a few memories of bad women; just like most guys.  but you already know that.  you read my mind, remember? thanks for the lemonade.	You never did answer my question.
maybe i like to find out about a man first. maybe i like to know what he's made of.	I'm just flesh and blood, baby.  That and a few memories of bad women; just like most guys.  But you already know that.  You read my mind, remember? Thanks for the lemonade.
i think i can find my own way back to into town.	Maybe I like to find out about a man first. Maybe I like to know what he's made of.
really?  and what game did you want to play?  you carry my box for me, and i fall into bed with you?	I think I can find my own way back to into town.
you flirt with me, then you run cold.  you lead me on, then slap me down.  i don't go for being jerked around.	Really?  And what game did you want to play?  You carry my box for me, and I fall into bed with you?
i have an idea.	And what would that be?
no more drapes to hang.  now what should we do?	I have an idea.
nothing like a little liveliness.	No more drapes to hang.  Now what should we do?
i like them.  i was sick of looking at this room.  i think they add a little life.	Nothing like a little liveliness.
beautiful?	I like them.  I was sick of looking at this room.  I think they add a little life.
like you.	Beautiful?
you can let go of me now. i'm safe. how do they look?	Like you.
lift me down.	You can let go of me now. I'm safe. How do they look?
what?	Lift me down.
there.  all done.  lift me down.	What?
it tells me what every face tells me. everybody has a past, they have a pain, and they have something they want.  what is it you want?	The same thing you do.
my face tell you all that?	It tells me what every face tells me. Everybody has a past, they have a pain, and they have something they want.  What is it you want?
nice house for a shaman's daughter.  you must be good.	Come here.
those are white words, not ours.	Nice house for a shaman's daughter.  You must be good.
a medicine man?	Those are white words, not ours.
from my father.  he was the tribe's shaman.	A medicine man?
where'd you learn to do that?	From my father.  He was the tribe's shaman.
a little of this, a little of that.  mostly i tell fortunes.	Where'd you learn to do that?
what do you do anyway?	A little of this, a little of that.  Mostly I tell fortunes.
i guess it must.	What do you do anyway?
must get kind of lonely for a woman living by herself in a big house.	I guess it must.
nice place.	Thank you.
good, 'cause i liked what i saw.	Nice place.
i guess.  i've got an ego same as any man.	Good, 'cause I liked what I saw.
did you like it; me watching you?	I guess.  I've got an ego same as any man.
i didn't say it bothered me.	Did you like it; me watching you?
i'm sorry.  i didn't mean to.	I didn't say it bothered me.
that's good.  cools you right off.  i saw you watching me.	I'm sorry.  I didn't mean to.
what happens when you lose?	I pack up and go somewhere else.
if you're going to gamble, might as well play for high stakes.	What happens when you lose?
i never played tennis. you just travel around bobby-- no direction, no steady work.  you must like taking chances.	If you're going to gamble, might as well play for high stakes.
cooper. bobby cooper. oh you know, whatever pays best. little bartending, used to teach tennis, played a little competition ... .	I never played tennis. You just travel around Bobby-- no direction, no steady work.  You must like taking chances.
so, what is it you do, mister...?	Cooper. Bobby Cooper. Oh you know, whatever pays best. Little bartending, used to teach tennis, played a little competition ... .
i don't know.  i have to make a stop in vegas.  business to finish.  then maybe i'll head to santa barbara.  i might be able to pick up some action there.	So, what is it you do, Mister...?
where you headed?	I don't know.  I have to make a stop in Vegas.  Business to finish.  Then maybe I'll head to Santa Barbara.  I might be able to pick up some action there.
i guess i've got wander in my blood.	Where you headed?
you've been around.	I guess I've got wander in my blood.
all over.  chicago, houston, detroit.  just lately dallas.	You've been around.
where you coming from?	All over.  Chicago, Houston, Detroit.  Just lately Dallas.
not until my car's fixed.  i don't know how long that's going to take.	And here I've made you all hot and sweaty.
you're lucky you didn't break down in the desert.  day like today, you'd be dead in no time. when you leaving?	Not until my car's fixed.  I don't know how long that's going to take.
didn't have a choice.  my car overheated up the road.	You're lucky you didn't break down in the desert.  Day like today, you'd be dead in no time. When you leaving?
drove into superior?  what for?	Didn't have a choice.  My car overheated up the road.
i just drove in this morning.	Drove into Superior?  What for?
you don't have that dead look in your eyes like the only thing you live for is to get through the day.	I just drove in this morning.
why you say that?  just because i help a lady with her package?	You don't have that dead look in your eyes like the only thing you live for is to get through the day.
you're not from around here, are you?	Why you say that?  Just because I help a lady with her package?
you're welcome, grace.	You're not from around here, are you?
thank you, bobby.	You're welcome, Grace.
oh, this isn't my car.  it's down a ways. i should have parked closer.  i just didn't think it would be so heavy.  i could drive up.	That's all right.  I got it.
wasn't nothing.	Oh, this isn't my car.  It's down a ways. I should have parked closer.  I just didn't think it would be so heavy.  I could drive up.
no trouble at all, really.	Wasn't nothing.
it's very nice of you to help me.  that package is kind of heavy, and it's so hot.	No trouble at all, really.
you should be more careful.	It's very nice of you to help me.  That package is kind of heavy, and it's so hot.
accident.	You should be more careful.
what happened to your hand?	Accident.
no, i've got it.	What happened to your hand?
i got it.	Do you want me to carry your pack for you?
you sure you can manage?	I got it.
jesus.	You sure you can manage?
may i carry your package, grace?	Jesus.
it's grace.	May I carry your package, Grace?
i like that about me, beautiful.	It's Grace.
you're pretty full of yourself, aren't you?	I like that about me, beautiful.
maybe, but if you didn't i think you would have kept on walking.	You're pretty full of yourself, aren't you?
maybe i don't want you to.	Maybe, but if you didn't I think you would have kept on walking.
i don't know your real name.	Maybe I don't want you to.
do you have to call me that?	I don't know your real name.
my name is bobby.  now i'm not a stranger anymore.  see how easy it is for us to get to know each other, beautiful?	Do you have to call me that?
my mother told me never to accept offers from strangers.	My name is Bobby.  Now I'm not a stranger anymore.  See how easy it is for us to get to know each other, beautiful?
that's right on my way.	My mother told me never to accept offers from strangers.
i'm just going to my car?	That's right on my way.
can i give you a hand, beautiful?	I'm just going to my car?
there was a young fellow over at jamilla's today when it got hit.  way she tells it he got whacked around good by one of the robbers.	Sounds like it. I wish I could help Sheriff, but I just want to get my car and get on up the road.
yeah, fell down and hit a rock. not as bad as it looks.	There was a young fellow over at Jamilla's today when it got hit.  Way she tells it he got whacked around good by one of the robbers.
that's a nasty cut you got there.	Yeah, fell down and hit a rock. Not as bad as it looks.
no, sir. i'm not going to be around long if that's what you're worried about.	That's a nasty cut you got there.
seen you popping up a little bit of everywhere today.  you're not planning on staying are you?	No, sir. I'm not going to be around long if that's what you're worried about.
get in.	Seen you popping up a little bit of everywhere today.  You're not planning on staying are you?
harlin's.	Get in.
where ya goin'?	Harlin's.
morning, officer.	Son.  Little excitement out at the reservation this morning. Wayne and Dale Elkhart were up drinking all night and then Wayne starts chasing Dale around the desert with his shotgun. BIA handled it. I went by for backup.
what'd you say to me!	Shit I'm sorry!...you can't believe the strain I'm under. I'm just under a lot of strain here.
a hundred-forty-five would probably cover it.	A hundred and ... Now you listen to me you deadbeat little punk:  I don't care if you got hit by a truck and run over by a steamroller.  You owe me thirteen-thousand dollars and <u>I want it</u>.  I don't care how you get it, or where from, but I want it on my desk tomorrow, or I'll show you what real bad luck is.
...now, let me get this straight. two years you give me problems with your fuckin' payoffs. now you owe me thirteen-thousand dollars, you call me - collect - then ask me to wire you one-hundred-fifty dollars just so you can get your car fixed.	A hundred-forty-five would probably cover it.
yeah, if you could send it care of...	...Now, let me get this straight. Two years you give me problems with your fuckin' payoffs. Now you owe me thirteen-thousand dollars, you call me - collect - then ask me to wire you one-hundred-fifty dollars just so you can get your car fixed.
but which i can get. no problem. look, i can sell my car in vegas. blue book it's worth 16 at least. i just need the 150, uh...	Yeah, if you could send it care of...
which you don't have.	But which I can get. No problem. Look, I can sell my car in Vegas. Blue book it's worth 16 at least. I just need the 150, uh...
mr. arkady, honest, i ad to beat it outta there before the cops showed. so now i don't have a cent to my name. i can't even get my car out of the garage.  i tell you, mister...  if it weren't for bad luck i wouldn't have nay fuckin' luck at all, you know?   so, i was wondering if you could wire me a hundred fifty-dollars so i could get my car out of this garage, see?  the bus depot here has a western union thing.  and of course i'll pay it back with the rest of the money.	Which you don't have.
with a <u>shotgun</u>!  she kills <u>both</u> of 'em, and... and the money in my bag gets all shredded to bloody pieces. not one bill is left alive.  i mean, what are the odds?	Mr. Arkady, honest, I ad to beat it outta there before the cops showed. So now I don't have a cent to my name. I can't even get my car out of the garage.  I tell you, Mister...  if it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have nay fuckin' luck at all, you know?   So, I was wondering if you could wire me a hundred fifty-dollars so I could get my car out of this garage, see?  The bus depot here has a Western Union thing.  And of course I'll pay it back with the rest of the money.
the old lady?	With a <u>shotgun</u>!  She kills <u>both</u> of 'em, and... and the money in my bag gets all shredded to bloody pieces. Not one bill is left alive.  I mean, what are the odds?
no. two of them. two robbers. and they <u>both</u> get nailed... get shot by the old lady.	The old lady?
...and let me guess.  this robber -- he gets your money.	No. Two of them. Two robbers. And they <u>both</u> get nailed... get shot by the old lady.
right, mr. arkady. and that's not the half of it. i got your money, and i go into this little grocery store in this hicktown to get something to eat and then... well, it gets <u>robbed</u>!	...And let me guess.  This robber -- he gets your money.
"arkady"	Right, Mr. Arkady. And that's not the half of it. I got your money, and I go into this little grocery store in this hicktown to get something to eat and then... well, it gets <u>robbed</u>!
and that's not the half of it, mr. arkadin...	"Arkady"
that's a shame, bobby.  a real shame.	And that's not the half of it, Mr. Arkadin...
keep your change.  bus three-twenty-three. leaves at seven fifty two, tonight.	I'm sorry.  It's just ... you know ...
twenty-seven, fifty.  that's all i got.	The ticket is 30.55.
30.55. twenty more will get you back.	Twenty-seven, fifty.  That's all I got.
one way.	30.55. Twenty more will get you back.
one way, or round trip?	One way.
how much?	One way, or round trip?
how about ciudad juarez? you could take a local, arrives in two hours, and transfer in albuquerque. it'll get you across the border.	How much?
i don't care, just get me there.	How about Ciudad Juarez? You could take a local, arrives in two hours, and transfer in Albuquerque. It'll get you across the border.
mexico is a large country. where in mexico would you like--	I don't care, just get me there.
i ... mexico.  you got a bus that goes to mexico?  that's where i have to go.	Mexico is a large country. Where in Mexico would you like--
but, in particular?	I ... Mexico.  You got a bus that goes to Mexico?  That's where I have to go.
out of here.	But, in particular?
where to?	Out of here.
i need a ticket.	Where to?
shasta!  now why'd you go and scare the nice man like that?  sorry about that, mister.  let's see, you want $3.25.  you try to have a nice day now, would you?	Sure, I'll try.
no.  just plain ol' miller. now you can fuckin' take it or you can fuckin' leave it.	I'll fuckin' take it. To go.
genuine draft?	No.  Just plain ol' Miller. Now you can fuckin' take it or you can fuckin' leave it.
no, we ain't got no heineken.  we got miller.	Genuine Draft?
heineken?	No, we ain't got no Heineken.  We got Miller.
no beck's. a-1, coors...	Heineken?
beck's.	No Beck's. A-1, Coors...
what kind?	Beck's.
you got a beer?	What kind?
virgil!  now look at what you done!  are you all right?	I think I burned my gun hand!
son of a bitch!	Virgil!  Now look at what you done!  Are you all right?
let me get your change.	Flo, I'm just gonna help myself to a refill on the coffee.
you know how that toby is.  thinks every man he sees is after his jenny.	More like Jenny is after every man she sees.
what was that all about?	You know how that Toby is.  Thinks every man he sees is after his Jenny.
my lord, that little baby of yours virgil, has gotten cuter'n a bunny's nose.	What was that all about?
goddamnit virgil, stop!  don't!	...But I bet the story she <u>didn't</u> tell you was the best story of all. How old crazy Jake <u>was really her Papa</u>. And she <u>liked</u> fucking Papa! And now she's killed the sonufabitch! Just like she's gonna kill you!
i don't want the fuckin' money! i'm not gonna give up everything i got for a lousy 50,000 dollars. it's <u>you</u>. you <u>grace</u> or nothing. the whole thing... i want you to be my wife.... what do you way grace?	You sound just like Jake... I did see into the future, Virgil, but you weren't in it. Go back to your family. They love you.
no baby, you got it wrong.	This road don't go to Globe, Grace -- where were you going to meet me?
you fuck this guy -- get him to do your dirty work and you think you can take the money and dump me?	No baby, you got it wrong.
anybody hurt?	Hell, no. That Wayne can't shoot when he's sober, much less drunk. He's lucky he didn't kill his own danged self.  Well, anyhow, you stay cool. Nice meeting you, son.
well, he offered, and i just couldn't refuse. his car overheated.	Oh?
well it's about time. looks like you found yourself a helper too.	Well, he offered, and I just couldn't refuse. His car overheated.
morning sheriff. got my drapes.	Well it's about time. Looks like you found yourself a helper too.
morning grace.	Morning Sheriff. Got my drapes.
help me, grace, help...	Like you helped her, Jake?
jake, don't go out there. call the sheriff.	Shhhh! Just like your Mama, always scared of things...
yeah, i heard a key slapping against my ass.	There's someone in the house.
you didn't hear something?	Yeah, I heard a key slapping against my ass.
what's the matter?	You didn't hear something?
you broke her heart! you broke your mama's heart. you stole me! that's right. fuck it away. but it ain't ever goin' away, cause your mama -- she's like a hungry ghost baby, she won't go away, she won't leave ya alone.	No! No! Please!
oh no! oh please forgive me, papa!	You broke her heart! You broke your Mama's heart. You stole me! That's right. Fuck it away. But it ain't ever goin' away, cause your Mama -- she's like a hungry ghost baby, she won't go away, she won't leave ya alone.
you been a bad girl, grace. you took my heart from your mama, didn't ya? you betrayed her! like you did me. there ain't no forgivin' ya, girl!	Oh no! Oh please forgive me, Papa!
yes, yes, hit me...beat me, please.	You been a bad girl, Grace. You took my heart from your Mama, didn't ya? You betrayed her! Like you did me. There ain't no forgivin' ya, girl!
ya little bitch, you like it don't you! you like it this way -- rough and hard. gotta go fuck around on me, like your mama, but you always gotta come home to daddy, don't you, cause you know daddy's the best.	Yes, yes, hit me...beat me, please.
what the hell you looking at, girl?	Nothing, Jake.  Absolutely nothing.
i picked them out for you, jake.  i thought you would like the colors.	What the hell you looking at, girl?
they look nice.	I picked them out for you, Jake.  I thought you would like the colors.
you haven't even looked at them once.	They look nice.
they look nice.	You haven't even looked at them once.
you never said anything.  about the drapes.	They look nice.
i know.  i was here when your apprentice was helping you.  remember?	You never said anything.  About the drapes.
i put up new drapes, jake.	I know.  I was here when your apprentice was helping you.  Remember?
you spent a long time talking for a wrong number.  but then you make friends so easily.  don't you, grace?	I put up new drapes, Jake.
wrong number.	You spent a long time talking for a wrong number.  But then you make friends so easily.  Don't you, Grace?
who was that on the phone?	Wrong number.
toby!  toby tucker, leave him alone!	You stay away, Jenny.  I aim to mess him up, and that ain't a thing for a woman to see.
i want to stay.	I said come on!
honest, toby.  i just axed him for a quarter for the jukebox.	Stay out of this, Jenny.  We got man's business to take care of. I ain't never taken no drugs, mister, and ...
aw, toby, we weren't doing nothing.  we was just talking.	You shut your mouth, girl, and get back over to our table.  Now, I'm not going to axe you again, Mister.  What were you doing with my girl?
i axed you a question.	Aw, Toby, we weren't doing nothing.  We was just talking.
get out of the car, spread them. you can jawbone all you want or you have the right to <u>shut the fuck up</u>! you commie motherfucker. either way you're goin' to the can.	I want my lawyer!
what fuckin grocery store, you fucking shithead idiot! you call yourself a police...	Get out of the car, spread them. You can jawbone all you want or you have the right to <u>shut the fuck up</u>! You commie motherfucker. Either way you're goin' to the can.
what's that?  ..."concealed" is a definite no no in this town, ivan. you know anything about jamilla's grocery store?	What fuckin grocery store, you fucking shithead idiot! You call yourself a police...
what? you trying to bribe me, mister? just cause you russians ain't commies anymore, don't think money can buy everything...	What's that?  ..."concealed" is a definite no no in this town, Ivan. You know anything about Jamilla's grocery store?
i am russian, da! i am also <u>rich</u> russian, da? maybe we work something out, my friend sheriff?	What? You trying to bribe me, mister? Just cause you Russians ain't commies anymore, don't think money can buy everything...
whoa, what kind of accent you got there? you one of them russians?	I am Russian, da! I am also <u>rich</u> Russian, da? Maybe we work something out, my friend Sheriff?
vat? i am going 5 miles an hour! i am looking town. i not even moving.	Whoa, what kind of accent you got there? You one of them Russians?
where's the fire sweetheart? don't know how they work things in nevada, but we got speed limits in this state.	Vat? I am going 5 miles an hour! I am looking town. I not even moving.
is that the entire message?	Yes.
ask if he can check how many sick days i've taken since i've worked here?	Is that the entire message?
proceed.	Ask if he can check how many sick days I've taken since I've worked here?
wow.	I had to put him down.
i was in an accident once too. a horse almost trampled me to death.	Wow.
oh.	I was in an accident once too. A horse almost trampled me to death.
no sir he is not.  i read about you in the paper.	Oh.
is noel in?	No sir he is not.  I read about you in the paper.
yes?	Is Noel in?
what about jeb?	I have a lock on the door.
i'll keep it in my office room.	What about Jeb?
i'm listening.	I'll keep it in my office room.
what did i say?	Do you see any Telletubbies around here?... Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it?... Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression sitting outside in a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put a quarter in it?... No?... Well that's what you see at a toy store? Any you must think this is a toy store, cause you're in here shopping for an infant named Jeb. One of us has made a gross error and wasted the other person's valuable time...
no, no, no, no no... you need to go now.	What did I say?
no.	No, no, no, no no... You need to go now.
four.	No.
how old is jeb?	Four.
my son jeb. it's a gift for him.	How old is Jeb?
once again please?	My son Jeb. It's a gift for him.
wrap it up.	You've made a considerably wise decision.
i don't know megan.	It's like you resent us David. Resent the life you have.
why?	I don't know Megan.
i had a nightmare one night and i didn't wake you up so you could tell me it was okay.  i think that was the first time.  does that count?	That counts.
maybe it wasn't a specific moment, maybe it--	I had a nightmare one night and I didn't wake you up so you could tell me it was okay.  I think that was the first time.  Does that count?
it's finished. i won.	Maybe it wasn't a specific moment, maybe it--
what about the game?	It's finished. I won.
think carefully?	What about the game?
i'm not sure.	Think carefully?
soft and wet. that's very interesting.	My turn.  When was the first time the thought popped into your head that we might not make it?
we're supposed to be honest.	Soft and Wet. That's very interesting.
what was that?	We're supposed to be honest.
soft and wet, by the artist formerly known as prince.	What was that?
my turn. what's your favorite song?	Soft and Wet, by the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.
i didn't know that. mine's still brown.	My turn. What's your favorite song?
as a color, not as rust. you know, a rust colored paint or wood?	I didn't know that. Mine's still brown.
rust?	As a color, not as rust. You know, a rust colored paint or wood?
...i think rust.	Rust?
he didn't do anything. he just told me his theory... it's sad when patients get like that. they loose reality.	Jeremy what the hell are you doing?
jesus.	He didn't do anything. He just told me his theory... It's sad when patients get like that. They loose reality.
oh. elijah price came to visit me at the center today.	Jesus.
yes.	out again?
would you like to try going--	Yes.
he's just laying in bed. he's pretty upset. he won't talk.	He's dealing with a lot of things.  I think he needs to find answers himself.
what do i do when i'm around someone i know?	You use your sleeve.
...when you work with clients on machines, do they sometimes just jump up a level or two? do something they didn't know they were capable of?	Not often, but it is possible. Most people get scared when they see the shadow of their limits. They don't know how long the shadow really is. They don't know how far away the real limits are standing... They stop out of fear.
i remember you.	I was hoping you would call me, but... Anyway I decided not to wait.  I was thinking, it might be nice to go to dinner together.
my name is megan inverso. we went to college together.	I remember you.
yeah? megan where are you calling from?	My name is Megan Inverso. We went to college together.
yes. is this david?	Yeah? Megan where are you calling from?
megan?	Yes. Is this David?
i've come to a decision.	Oh.
oh shit...	Matching shirt and shorts. It was brutal.
the mitchell barbecue three years ago.	Oh shit...
when was the last time i wore pink?	The Mitchell barbecue three years ago.
is there anything else you wanted to ask me while i'm up?... when was the last time you wore pink? when was the last time you drank soup standing up? final call for strange questions at two in the morning.	No that's it.
yes.	Is there anything else you wanted to ask me while I'm up?... When was the last time you wore pink? When was the last time you drank soup standing up? Final call for strange questions at two in the morning.
is that what you wanted to ask me?	Yes.
it means we're probably to tired to remember.	Is that what you wanted to ask me?
that's strange isn't it? not remembering one fever... or a cold... or a sore throat. what do you think that means?	It means we're probably to tired to remember.
...i can't remember.	That's strange isn't it? Not remembering one fever... Or a cold... Or a sore throat. What do you think that means?
not a specific day. what's this about?	Megan, do you ever remember me getting sick?
do you remember me getting sick?	Not a specific day. What's this about?
okay.	Do you remember me getting sick?
i haven't been sick this year. i know that.	Okay.
i don't know. it's been a while.	I haven't been sick this year. I know that.
he's asleep.	Oh.
is jeremy okay?	He's asleep.
i don't want to drag this out too long for jeremy.	I know.
i'm still going to new york. just not this second.	I don't want to drag this out too long for Jeremy.
what does that mean?	I'm still going to New York. Just not this second.
i don't think i got the job in new york.	What does that mean?
are you finished?	No. And I have been sick. I spent a week in a hospital when I was a boy recovering from pneumonia and almost drowning. Two skinny eight year old kids were playing around the pool. They were dunking me. I swallowed water. They didn't know it and they almost killed me.  Heroes don't get killed like that. Normal people do.
you have a problem, elijah. my wife is right. somewhere along the line one of your bones broke and your mind just broke with it.	Are you finished?
i never said you couldn't be killed. i never said that.	You have a problem, Elijah. My wife is right. Somewhere along the line one of your bones broke and your mind just broke with it.
stop messing with my life elijah. my son almost shot me last night. he wanted to prove you were right.	I never said you couldn't be killed. I never said that.
that's not what i witnessed david.	Stop messing with my life Elijah. My son almost shot me last night. He wanted to prove you were right.
i must have felt some lump in his back when i bumped him. most guns have a black or silver handle. i had a fifty-fifty shot at the color.	That's not what I witnessed David.
quick.	The car accident you were in... Was there anyone else involved?
one last question.	Quick.
i have to go now.	One last question.
or he might have been carrying a silver handled gun tucked in his pants.	I have to go now.
the guy might not have been carrying anything.	Or he might have been carrying a silver handled gun tucked in his pants.
it's an exaggeration of the truth. maybe it's based on something as simple as instinct. like being able to touch someone and tell whether they've done something wrong... or the level of what they've done wrong.	The guy might not have been carrying anything.
okay, i don't want to play this game anymore.	It's an exaggeration of the truth. Maybe it's based on something as simple as instinct. Like being able to touch someone and tell whether they've done something wrong... Or the level of what they've done wrong.
characters in comic books are often attributed special powers. x-ray vision, things of that sort.	Okay, I don't want to play this game anymore.
listen. i got to be on the sidelines during the game... you can get to your seat by taking the stairwell at--	Characters in comic books are often attributed special powers. X-ray vision, things of that sort.
you're skill.	Listen. I got to be on the sidelines during the game... You can get to your seat by taking the stairwell at--
i don't know what you're asking?	You're skill.
have you ever tried to develop it?	I don't know what you're asking?
yes.	Have you ever tried to develop it?
telling when people have done something wrong?	Yes.
like what?	Telling when people have done something wrong?
you have good instincts when it comes to things like that?	Like what?
i got this picture of a silver handled gun tucked in his pants.  like on t.v.	You have good instincts when it comes to things like that?
but not a knife?	I got this picture of a silver handled gun tucked in his pants.  Like on t.v.
i thought he was carrying something.	But not a knife?
you thought he was carrying a knife?	I thought he was carrying something.
probably the army jacket. those guys carry hunting knives and stuff for show.	You thought he was carrying a knife?
how did you know that man you bumped was carrying a weapon?	Probably the army jacket. Those guys carry hunting knives and stuff for show.
i got you a seat in the seven hundred level.  it's nose-bleed territory, but at least you won't get spit on.	How did you know that man you bumped was carrying a weapon?
is there a problem?	That guy in green. Sometimes people carry weapons in here. Then they drink too much. They're team isn't doing so well, bad things happen... We do random pat downs of the crowd to discourage people from carrying.  If he's carrying, he'll step out of line.
just give me a minute.	Is there a problem?
are you for real?	You could have poured coffee in Starbucks, you could have learned to install track lighting in office buildings, you could have told people their horoscopes on the internet... You could have been one of ten thousand things... but in the end, you chose to protect people. You made that decision... and I find that very, very interesting.  Now all I need is your credit card number.
why is it, do you think, that of all the professions in the world... you chose protection?	Are you for real?
we're not proceeding anywhere together.	We've already begun.
not money.  but i appreciate your healthy cynicism in the manner. it will be wise for both of us to proceed with greatest caution.	We're not proceeding anywhere together.
what do you want?	Not money.  But I appreciate your healthy cynicism in the manner. It will be wise for both of us to proceed with greatest caution.
i've come to understand that...  an ill advised purchase in the parking lot.	What do you want?
it's for last week's game.	I've come to understand that...  An ill advised purchase in the parking lot.
you've misunderstood.	I see guys like you all the time in my work. You find someone you think is emotionally vulnerable and you tell them a fantastic story, utterly convincing... and somewhere in there, you slip it in... 'I just need your credit card number','I just need a small down payment.'
what's this about? this is obviously some scam. is this where you tell me one of those pictures is like an investment?	You've misunderstood.
technically no. i gambled that you would attend the church service. i just waited for you.	What's this about? This is obviously some scam. Is this where you tell me one of those pictures is like an investment?
at the church... you were following me weren't you?	Technically no. I gambled that you would attend the church service. I just waited for you.
this city has had its share of disasters. well publicized ones. it was around the time of that plane crash, when it first entered my head. and there it stayed, as i waited and watched the news over the years...  and then one day i see a news report on a train accident and its sole survivor who was miraculously unharmed.  and just like that, an idea blossoms into the flower of possible reality.	What was your idea Elijah?
you forgot the "now i'm going to tell you what the hell is going on" step. see usually that comes before the, "it's over" step. and it always, always comes before the "you can go" step.  what is over?	The life of an idea that has lived too long in my head.
i assumed because of the train.	You assumed wrong.
in college. a car accident.	Was it serious?
what's he talking about?	In college. A car accident.
skeptical about what?	Your answer to my question. It's one thing to have never been injured in your life, but to state that you've never taken ill, well that's a whole new level.
seventy-five percent? that's not nearly good enough for me. i'm extremely skeptical.	Skeptical about what?
seventy-five percent.	Seventy-five percent? That's not nearly good enough for me. I'm extremely skeptical.
how certain are you that you haven't been sick in your life?	Seventy-five percent.
you've never been sick?	I don't know for sure.  ...I don't think so.
he's kind of a miracle.	Yes he is.
i'm very proud of him.  he's been through a lot in his life. a lot of ups and downs, a lot of bad spells. a couple i'd thought had broken him... i mean emotionally.  they were bad... but he made it. yes he did.	He's kind of a miracle.
he's doing well today.	I'm very proud of him.  He's been through a lot in his life. A lot of ups and downs, a lot of bad spells. A couple I'd thought had broken him... I mean emotionally.  They were bad... But he made it. Yes he did.
we are.	He's doing well today.
he's spoken of you. he says you're becoming friends.	We are.
it's a pleasure to meet you. i'm david dunne.	He's spoken of you. He says you're becoming friends.
i am. i'm helping him with the sale.	It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm David Dunne.
when?	Just now. They want you to come down to his school.
there's a message for you at the office. your kid was hurt.	When?
yeah?	There's a message for you at the office. Your kid was hurt.
send him packing. i'm not walking all the way over there.	Consider him packed. I didn't like his attitude... Struttin around with a cane and shit.
he's got the most beautiful eyes... the hell kind of question is that? he's a guy.	Send him packing. I'm not walking all the way over there.
what's he look like?	He's got the most beautiful eyes... The hell kind of question is that? He's a guy.
dunne, it's jenkins, we got a guy at gate 17c with a bogus ticket. says he knows you. he won't tell me his name.	What's he look like?
don't be scared.	Jeremy if you pull that trigger I'm going to leave! I'm going to go to New York.
jeremy listen to what--	Don't be scared.
i'll just shoot him once.	Jeremy listen to what--
you're lying.	I'm not. I just didn't connect it.
that was me they were talking about. i almost died. that was me.	You're lying.
you won't get hurt...	Elijah was wrong.
know what?	You're secret identity.  That man was right.
i know now.	Know what?
do you know why?	I know now.
that's great.	Do you know why?
i'm not scared.	That's great.
i see.	I'm not scared.
i'm sleeping in my room.	I see.
all of it.	There's no more left?
how many did you put on that time?	All of it.
get mom.	How many did you put on that time?
what do you do if something happens?	Get mom.
how much is it?	Two hundred and seventy.
how much did you take off?	I lied.
no jeremy.	What if he wasn't aloud to kick and you were really mad at him?
i mean if you knew karate?	No Jeremy.
no.	I mean if you knew karate?
you put too much. that's two hundred and fifty pounds.	How much can you lift?
no.	What if you only ate foods that were good for you and you worked out everyday for a year?
what if you worked out everyday for six months? you think you could beat him then?	No.
no.	What if you worked out everyday for six months? You think you could beat him then?
you think you could beat up mike tyson? i mean before he started wiggin out and eating people's ears?	No.
i'll help you.	There's nothing to do.
i'm going to work out.	I'll help you.
what things?	I'm going to work out.
jeremy.  i'm going in. i have to do some things.	What things?
just one--	Jeremy.  I'm going in. I have to do some things.
why'd you do that?	Just one--
just play one set of downs. i told them you were great.	Why'd you do that?
i'm going to go in.	Just play one set of downs. I told them you were great.
in under six seconds.  i've heard.	I'm going to go in.
he going pro in the draft. they say he can run the fifty--	In under six seconds.  I've heard.
i won't make any noise.	How about your room then? If you get scared like before, you can come back in here?
i think it's be better if i was alone.	I won't make any noise.
i want to sleep here tonight.	I think it's be better if I was alone.
jeremy, why don't you go sleep with your mom?	I want to sleep here tonight.
he doesn't look very threatening.	That's what I said to my son. He said, there's always two kinds. The soldier villain who fights the hero with his hands, and then there's the real threat. The brilliant and evil arch enemy who fights the hero with his mind.
yeah, hello.	Is David Dunne there?
not really.	This kid is six foot two, two hundred and forty pounds. He runs the fifty in under six seconds. He's going to be a God.
i'm meeting a player from temple university. he's a cornerback. you like football?	Not really.
you represent someone in philadelphia?	I'm meeting a player from Temple University. He's a cornerback. You like football?
but i'm afraid of water, so that's been holding my career back a little bit.	You represent someone in Philadelphia?
is that right?	But I'm afraid of water, so that's been holding my career back a little bit.
what a coincidence? i'm a male synchronized swimmer and i'm looking for representation.	Is that right?
it's my field. i represent athletes. i'm an agent.	What a coincidence? I'm a male synchronized swimmer and I'm looking for representation.
you like sports?	It's my field. I represent athletes. I'm an agent.
did you get up from your seat?	No.
no.	Did you get up from your seat?
was your family traveling with you?	No.
yes. where are the rest of the passengers?	Was your family traveling with you?
in the passenger car?	Yes. Where are the rest of the passengers?
against a window.	In the passenger car?
where were you sitting on the train?	Against a window.
fine.	Where were you sitting on the train?
you are in the emergency room of the university of pennsylvania hospital. you were in a serious accident.  how's your vision?	Fine.
okay.	You are in the emergency room of the University of Pennsylvania Hospital. You were in a serious accident.  How's your vision?
how are you feeling?	Okay.
for a second there i thought you were a fanatic.	I believe comic books are based loosely on reality -- I believe there are real life equivalents of the heroes in those books that walk the earth -- I believe your husband is one of those individuals.
i own a comic book museum. it's called the limited edition.	For a second there I thought you were a fanatic.
is this a religious thing?	I own a comic book museum. It's called the Limited Edition.
there have been three major disasters in this city over the last four years. i've followed each one of them... a seven-three-seven crashes on take off. one hundred and seventy-two die. no survivors... a hotel fire downtown. two hundred and eleven die. no survivors... and am amtrak train derails seven and half miles outside of the city. one hundred and thirty one die. one survivor. he is unharmed.  i've spoken with your husband about his survival. i suggested a rather unbelievable explanation. since then, i've come to believe, that my explanation, however unbelievable, is in fact, true.	And what was that explanation?
any way, fate stepped in and took football out of the equation.	...And everyone lived happily ever after.
you and my mother would have a special connection.	Any way, fate stepped in and took football out of the equation.
football wasn't the kind of life i wanted... for ten years i'd be by the phone waiting for a call telling me he broke his neck in a practice game. and if it wasn't that call, it would be a call telling me he blew out his knee or suffered his third concussion. i've seen way too much of it in my job... i can barely take it when my clients are in pain.  i don't hate the game. i admire the amount of skill it involved and, like everyone else, i was in awe of how he could play it, but i couldn't give him my heart and then have something happen to him. and it always does with that game.  it's not a thing many people would understand.	You and my mother would have a special connection.
how so?	Football wasn't the kind of life I wanted... For ten years I'd be by the phone waiting for a call telling me he broke his neck in a practice game. And if it wasn't that call, it would be a call telling me he blew out his knee or suffered his third concussion. I've seen way too much of it in my job... I can barely take it when my clients are in pain.  I don't hate the game. I admire the amount of skill it involved and, like everyone else, I was in awe of how he could play it, but I couldn't give him my heart and then have something happen to him. And it always does with that game.  It's not a thing many people would understand.
...see my husband was a big football star in college and we were in an accident together. our car flipped on an icy road. we were both injured. he couldn't play football anymore.  if that hadn't happened, we wouldn't have been together.	How so?
now you're going to have to tell me more.	...See my husband was a big football star in college and we were in an accident together. Our car flipped on an icy road. We were both injured. He couldn't play football anymore.  If that hadn't happened, we wouldn't have been together.
twelve years.	How did you get together?
how long have you been married?	Twelve years.
we're going to prevent any substantial atrophy of your good leg with this.  it works the quadriceps.	How long have you been married?
where is it?	On a bench, across the street.
well, go get it then.	Where is it?
forget why. do you want it or not?	Well, go get it then.
why?	Forget why. Do you want it or not?
...i got a present for you.	Why?
i'm not going out anymore. i'm not getting hurt again. this was the last time. i told you.	You can't do anything about that. You might fall between that chair and this television. If that's what God has planned for you, that's what's going to happen. You can't hide from it in your room.
no more sitting in this room. i've let it go on long enough.	I'm not going out anymore. I'm not getting hurt again. This was the last time. I told you.
you just kicked the shit out of a innocent man, you big asshole.	Innocent of what?
if they was just here for the fuckin', how come they lit out the back window?	On account of they seen you was beatin' on their friend.
ain't you seen enough blood for one night? hell, alice, they ain't loafers nor tramps nor bad men. they're hard workin' boys that was foolish. why if they was given over to wickedness in a regular way...	Like whores?
for what they done? skinny gets some ponies an' that's...?	Ain't you seen enough blood for one night? Hell, Alice, they ain't loafers nor tramps nor bad men. They're hard workin' boys that was foolish. Why if they was given over to wickedness in a regular way...
i fined 'em instead.	For what they done? Skinny gets some ponies an' that's...?
you... you ain't even gonna... whip 'em?	I fined 'em instead.
whippin' ain't a little thing, alice.	But what they done, they...
a whippin'? that's all they get? after what they done?	Whippin' ain't a little thing, Alice.
no?	All she done was... when she seen he had a teensy little pecker... she gave a giggle. That's all. She didn't know no better.
she's gonna live.  she didn't steal nothin', she didn't touch his poke.	No?
rain's coming.	Thank God.
we was... lyin'.	What you gonna do when somebody comes to collect?  FUCK 'EM? FUCK 'EM A THOUSAND TIMES?  The kind of people who'll come after that thousand, they won't tolerate if you don't have it. They won't just cut your face up a little.  STUPID CUNTS!
you told them cowboys you had it.	We was... lyin'.
we ain't got it. we ain't got no money.	You told them cowboys you had it.
where'd you get the money, huh?	We ain't got it. We ain't got no money.
he said...	I told you, he don't have no wife, not aboveground, anyhow.
what wife? he don't have no wife.	He said...
that kid... he's just a... boy. and that other one, bill, being true to his wife...	What wife? He don't have no wife.
what did you think, they come clear up from kansas to fuck us?	That Kid... he's just a... boy. And that other one, Bill, being true to his wife...
i didn't think they'd really do it.	What did you think, they come clear up from Kansas to fuck us?
don't matter. they burned the table in '78 for firewood.	Ah, I see.
billiards, eh? even though i don't really wish to play?	Don't matter. They burned the table in '78 for firewood.
down the street and across. greely's beer garden and billiard parlor. just ask for alice and say you want a game of billiards.	Billiards, eh? Even though I don't really wish to play?
now this strawberry alice person, tell me again.	Down the street and across. Greely's Beer Garden and Billiard parlor. Just ask for Alice and say you want a game of billiards.
a wise policy. but if you did, i can assure you, the sight of royalty would cause you to dismiss all thoughts of bloodshed and stand... in awe.  whereas, a president... i mean, why not shoot a president?	Now this Strawberry Alice person, tell me again.
i wouldn't point no pistol at nobody, sir.	A wise policy. But if you did, I can assure you, the sight of royalty would cause you to dismiss all thoughts of bloodshed and stand... in awe.  Whereas, a president... I mean, why not shoot a president?
why, if you were to point a pistol at a king or a queen, sir, i can assure you your hand would shake as though palsied...	I wouldn't point no pistol at nobody, sir.
little bill come out of kansas an' texas, boys. he worked them tough towns.	Just wondered. Anybody could be scared.
we never seen him up against any... like these ones... killers.	Little Bill come out of Kansas an' Texas, boys. He worked them tough towns.
asked what they looked like, that's all. christ, maybe he's tough but he sure ain't no carpenter.	Maybe he ain't so tough.
he didn't say nothin', huh?	Asked what they looked like, that's all. Christ, maybe he's tough but he sure ain't no carpenter.
what'd he say?	Little Bill? He didn't say nothing. Like I said, he was buildin' his porch. Have you seen that thing?
he's coming ain't he?	'Course he's coming.
ha. he was building his fucking porch.	Building his porch!
where's little bill for christ sake?	Ha. He was building his fucking porch.
didn't give us nothin' but his own name... ned roundtree.	Well, Ned, you'll want to tell me an' Mister Beauchamp here all about them two villainous friends of yours, I guess.  Bring him in, boys, for I will be glad to know the names and the whereabouts of those other two murdering sonsofbitches.
he give 'em names?	Didn't give us nothin' but his own name... Ned Roundtree.
nope.	He give 'em names?
he tell you where them others is?	Nope.
i couldn't find no bullwhips, bill. the german...	Don't matter, we don't need no whips.  Spring comes an' Skinny don't have them ponies, I'm gonna...
...wouldn't let you settle it, huh?	Hell, you know how Skinny is. Says he's gonna shoot 'em... an I says, "Skinny, you can't do that," an' he says, "Well, then get Little Bill down here an' let's settle this" an' I says, "Bill's sleepin', Skinny," an'...
she back in kansas?	Uh... yeah. Yeah. She's uh... watchin' over the little ones.
yeah, i guess.	She back in Kansas?
i admire that, you being true to your wife. i've seen a lot of... of men... who weren't.	Yeah, I guess.
yeah. see?	I admire that, you being true to your wife. I've seen a lot of... of men... who weren't.
your wife?	Yeah. See?
you're a beautiful woman an'... if i was to want a free one, i guess i'd want you more than them others. it ain't... see... i can't have no free one on account of my wife...	Your wife?
i didn't mean... with me. alice and silky, they'll give you one... if you want.	I... I guess not.  I didn't mean I didn't want one 'cause of you bein' cut up. I didn't mean that.
me? no. no, i guess not.	I didn't mean... with me. Alice and Silky, they'll give you one... if you want.
you want... a free one.	Me? No. No, I guess not.
oh. yeah.	You want... a free one.
alice an' silky gave them... free ones.	Oh. Yeah.
free ones?	Alice an' Silky gave them... free ones.
them other two, they been takin' advances on the payment.	Advances?
yeah, i guess.  there's still a payment, ain't there?	Them other two, they been takin' advances on the payment.
are you really going to kill them?	Yeah, I guess.  There's still a payment, ain't there?
i brought your hat. you... left it down at greely's.	That big guy lookin' for me?
i thought i was gone. see them birds? most times i wouldn't even notice them birds much. but i'm noticin' 'em real good 'cause i thought i was dead.	I brought your hat. You... left it down at Greely's.
three days? i must be.	I thought I was gone. See them birds? Most times I wouldn't even notice them birds much. But I'm noticin' 'em real good 'cause I thought I was dead.
three days. are you hungry?	Three days? I must be.
oh. how long i been here?	Three days. Are you hungry?
on the bar t... looking for... them.	Oh. How long I been here?
scouting?	On the Bar T... looking for... them.
they went out scouting when they saw your fever broke.	Scouting?
i didn't mean no offense.  i guess you're the one them cowboys cut up.  ned an' the kid, my partners, are they... ?	They went out scouting when they saw your fever broke.
you don't look nothin' like me, mister.	I didn't mean no offense.  I guess you're the one them cowboys cut up.  Ned an' The Kid, my partners, are they... ?
some big guy beat the shit out of me.  i guess i must look a lot like you, huh?	You don't look nothin' like me, mister.
you ain't dead.	Some big guy beat the shit out of me.  I guess I must look a lot like you, huh?
i thought... you was an angel.	You ain't dead.
mmmm pistols.	Oh yeah.
you leave me at the mercy of my enemies.	Enemies, Bob? You been talking about the Queen again? On Independence Day?
charley, see what kind of "books" mister beauchamp is packing... but watch you don't get wet.	Be careful with those, sonny.
i guess not, bob. i don't like guns around.	Charley, see what kind of "books" Mister Beauchamp is packing... but watch you don't get wet.
not really...  maybe a couple of peacemakers...  i imagine you could overlook those, eh, bill? if you didn't see them... or hear them?	I guess not, Bob. I don't like guns around.
books. he's my biographer.	Oh.
i heard that one myself, bob. hell, i even thought i was dead til i found out it was just i was in nebraska.  who's your friend?	WW Beauchamp... Little Bill Daggett and... "friends."
what i heard was that you fell off your horse drunk and broke your neck.	I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead til I found out it was just I was in Nebraska.  Who's your friend?
well, i was always tasting the soup two hours after i et it.	What I heard was that you fell off your horse drunk and broke your neck.
little bill, i thought you were dead. i see you shaved off your chin whiskers.	Well, I was always tasting the soup two hours after I et it.
been a long time, bob. you run out of chinamen?	Little Bill, I thought you were dead. I see you shaved off your chin whiskers.
shit and fried eggs.	Been a long time, Bob. You run out of Chinamen?
hullo, bob. boys, this here is english bob.	Shit and fried eggs.
uh... a little, maybe.	You an' Andy get the hell out there. Find out where them other two went.
those cowboys messin' him up?	Uh... a little, maybe.
no... but i guess he will soon enough. had a spencer rifle on him an' he was...	Those cowboys messin' him up?
he admit it?	No... but I guess he will soon enough. Had a Spencer rifle on him an' he was...
hell, yeah. a bunch of us bar t boys went out lookin' on account of them killin' one of our own. we come across this fucker on a roan goin' south an'...	He admit it?
alive?	Hell, yeah. A bunch of us Bar T boys went out lookin' on account of them killin' one of our own. We come across this fucker on a roan goin' South an'...
we got one of them fuckers, sheriff, out by cow creek, we...	Alive?
well, i guess they'll just up an' run anyhow, them two.	Nope. They'll stay out on the Spade country where they got friends.
i could run off them whores.	Well, I guess they'll just up an' run anyhow, them two.
you could run off them two cowboys.	I could run off them whores.
that much, huh?	You could run off them two cowboys.
you know how women kin lie... i knock 'em around a little, ask 'em where the money is, they say they don't have none?... but they coulda squirreled away that much, the five of 'em. maybe.	That much, huh?
they really got all that money, them whores?	You know how women kin lie... I knock 'em around a little, ask 'em where the money is, they say they don't have none?... but they coulda squirreled away that much, the five of 'em. Maybe.
oh, shit, bill, i guess nobody's gonna come clear from texas.	They really got all that money, them whores?
word must have got all the way to texas by now.	Oh, shit, Bill, I guess nobody's gonna come clear from Texas.
i didn't hear nothin' till last night.	Word must have got all the way to Texas by now.
all week?	I didn't hear nothin' till last night.
yup.	All week?
an' all them cowboys been riding that beef down to kansas an' cheyenne?	Yup.
...they been fuckin' 'em, 'an tellin' every bow-legged one of 'em how they're payin' a thousand dollars to whatever sonofabitch kills them two boys which cut up delilah.	An' all them cowboys been riding that beef down to Kansas an' Cheyenne?
shit, skinny, we got railroad barons an' cattle barons, but you' re gonna be the first of the billiard barons.	...They been fuckin' 'em, 'an tellin' every bow-legged one of 'em how they're payin' a thousand dollars to whatever sonofabitch kills them two boys which cut up Delilah.
them whores, they been fuckin' an' fuckin' all them cowboys that come into town the last two weeks...	Shit, Skinny, we got railroad barons an' cattle barons, but you' re gonna be the first of the billiard barons.
yeah?	Them whores, they been fuckin' an' fuckin' all them cowboys that come into town the last two weeks...
what's all that wood?	Porch. I'm puttin' a porch on her so's I can puff my pipe of an evening an' drink my coffee an' watch the sun set.
roof? jesus, skinny, i done practically every damn thing myself. roberts boy hauled wood, that's all.	What's all that wood?
heard you done the roof yourself.	Roof? Jesus, Skinny, I done practically every damn thing myself. Roberts boy hauled wood, that's all.
huh? hullo, skinny. snuck up on me.  how do you like her?	Heard you done the roof yourself.
hit your finger, huh?	Huh? Hullo, Skinny. Snuck up on me.  How do you like her?
she could maybe clean up around the place or somethin', but nobody's gonna pay good money for a cut-up whore.	You boys are off of the Spade Outfit. Got your own string of ponies?
hell no. leastways, they won't pay to do it.	She could maybe clean up around the place or somethin', but nobody's gonna pay good money for a cut-up whore.
you figure nobody'll want to fuck her.	Hell no. Leastways, they won't pay to do it.
damaged property. like if i was to hamstring one of their cow ponies.	You figure nobody'll want to fuck her.
property.	Damaged property. Like if I was to hamstring one of their cow ponies.
this here's a lawful contract... betwixt me an' delilah fitzgerald, the cut-whore. now i brung her clear from boston, paid her expenses an' all, an' i got a contract which represents an investment of capital.	Property.
no?	This here's a lawful contract... betwixt me an' Delilah Fitzgerald, the cut-whore. Now I brung her clear from Boston, paid her expenses an' all, an' I got a contract which represents an investment of capital.
shut up, alice. little bill, a whippin' ain't gonna settle this.	No?
"deserve" don't mean shit, little bill.	I'll see you... in hell, you three fingered asshole.
i don't... deserve this... to die this way. i was... building a house.	"Deserve" don't mean shit, Little Bill.
i guess you are three-fingered jack out of missouri, killer of women and children.	I have done that... killed women and children... I have killed most everything that walks or crawls an' now I have come to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned.  Now step aside. boys.
he should have armed himself if he was gonna decorate his saloon with the body of my friend.	I guess you are Three-Fingered Jack out of Missouri, killer of women and children.
there ain't no snakes in here, mister hendershot.	Well, uh... it ain't loaded.
uh... yeah. yeah.	There ain't no snakes in here, Mister Hendershot.
i guess you just carry it for snakes an' such.	Uh... yeah. Yeah.
i... i guess i might... but like i said, i ain't armed.	I guess you just carry it for snakes an' such.
well, mister hendershot, if i was to call you a no good sonofabitch an' a liar, an' if i was to say you shit in your pants on account of a cowardly soul... well, i guess then, you would show me your pistol right quick an' shoot me dead, ain't that so?	I... I guess I might... but like I said, I ain't armed.
uh, william... uh... hendershot.	Well, Mister Hendershot, if I was to call you a no good sonofabitch an' a liar, an' if I was to say you shit in your pants on account of a cowardly soul... well, I guess then, you would show me your pistol right quick an' shoot me dead, ain't that so?
what's your name?	Uh, William... uh... Hendershot.
like i said, i...	What's your name?
you're spillin' your whiskey, mister.	Like I said, I...
i... dunno. i mean, i guess not. no, they ain't carryin' no guns.	You're spillin' your whiskey, mister.
them friends of yours in the back, they carryin' pistols?	I... dunno. I mean, I guess not. No, they ain't carryin' no guns.
well... uh... i... i ain't got no, uh, firearms.	Them friends of yours in the back, they carryin' pistols?
ordinance says you got to turn in your firearms to the county office day or night. i guess you didn't read it with the weather an' all.	Well... uh... I... I ain't got no, uh, firearms.
uh, no. no, i ain't drunk.	Ordinance says you got to turn in your firearms to the County office day or night. I guess you didn't read it with the weather an' all.
what?	Uh... hang the... uh... carpenter. I...
maybe you should... hang the carpenter.	What?
huh? oh.  another one, huh? shit, i guess i'm clean out of receptacles.	Maybe you should... hang the carpenter.
uh... sheriff... uh...	Huh? Oh.  Another one, huh? Shit, I guess I'm clean out of receptacles.
i do not like assassins an' men of low character like your friend english bob... but bob ain't no coward who will cry to your face an' then...	Uh... Sheriff... Uh...
no,... but i can't abide them kind... an' you will find a lot of them in the saloons... tramps an' drunk teamsters an' crazy miners... sportin' pistols like they was bad men, but not having no sand nor character... not even bad character.	I do not like assassins an' men of low character like your friend English Bob... but Bob ain't no coward who will cry to your face an' then...
did you... kill him?	No,... but I can't abide them kind... an' you will find a lot of them in the saloons... tramps an' drunk teamsters an' crazy miners... sportin' pistols like they was bad men, but not having no sand nor character... not even bad character.
"well, jim," i says, "it makes me sick to see a man struttin' around and packin' two pistols an' a henry rifle and cryin' like a baby."	Did you... kill him?
r-r-r-really? you r-r-really w- wwant...?	Give it to him.
is... is it... loaded?	Wouldn't be no good if it wasn't. You got to cock it though.
them's the keys. all you gotta do is shoot me an' you an' english bob can ride out free as birds.	Is... is it... loaded?
but... if he doesn't miss?	Then he will kill you. That is why there are so few dangerous men like old Bob there... an' like me. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow... an' if the sonofabitch is shootin' back at you... well, it'll unnerve most fellas.  Look here, let me show you somethin'.  See this here pistol?
he will be hurryin' and he will miss. that there is as fast as i can pull an' aim an' hit anythin' more'n ten feet away... unless it's a barn.	But... if he doesn't miss?
but if the other fellow is quicker and fires first...	He will be hurryin' and he will miss. That there is as fast as I can pull an' aim an' hit anythin' more'n ten feet away... unless it's a barn.
you... you mean...  english bob killed him while...?	Well he wasn't gonna wait for Corky to grow no new hand. He walked over real close, bein' drunk, an' shot him through the liver.
bam! that walker colt blew up in his hand... which was a failing common to that model. now if corky would have really had two guns instead of just a big dick he could have defended himself to the end.	You... you mean...  English Bob killed him while...?
and?	Bam! That Walker Colt blew up in his hand... which was a failing common to that model. Now if Corky would have really had two guns instead of just a big dick he could have defended himself to the end.
well, that bullet whizzin' by panicked corky, an' he done the wrong thing! pulled his gun in such a damn hurry he shot off his own toe. meantime, bob aims good and squeezes off another... but he's so drunk he misses again an' hits the thousand dollar mirror behind the bar. well, now the duck of death is good as dead 'cause this time corky does right an' aims real good, no hurry...	And?
some folks did call old corky "two gun" but not because he was sportin' two pistols but because he had a dick so big it was longer than the barrel on that walker colt he carried. an' the only insultin' he done was stickin' that big dick of his in some french lady that old bob was sweet on... well, one day corky walked into the blue bottle and before he knows what's happening bob takes a shot at him... and misses on account of he's drunker than hell.	Well, that bullet whizzin' by panicked Corky, an' he done the wrong thing! Pulled his gun in such a damn hurry he shot off his own toe. Meantime, Bob aims good and squeezes off another... but he's so drunk he misses again an' hits the thousand dollar mirror behind the bar. Well, now the Duck of Death is good as dead 'cause this time Corky does right an' aims real good, no hurry...
but he was called...	Some folks did call Old Corky "Two Gun" but not because he was sportin' two pistols but because he had a dick so big it was longer than the barrel on that Walker Colt he carried. An' the only insultin' he done was stickin' that big dick of his in some French Lady that Old Bob was sweet on... Well, one day Corky walked into the Blue Bottle and before he knows what's happening Bob takes a shot at him... and misses on account of he's drunker than hell.
first off... corky didn't carry two pistols, though he should of.	But he was called...
you were there?	First off... Corky didn't carry two pistols, though he should of.
well, mister beauchamp, i was at the blue bottle saloon in wichita the night english bob killed corky corcoran... an' i didn't see you there... nor no woman, nor no twogun shooters nor nothin' like that.	You were there?
i believe that to be an accurate description of the events, sir... albeit there is a certain poetry to the language which...	Well, Mister Beauchamp, I was at the Blue Bottle Saloon in Wichita the night English Bob killed Corky Corcoran... an' I didn't see you there... nor no woman, nor no twogun shooters nor nothin' like that.
duck, i says.  "you have insulted the honor of this beautiful woman, corcoran," said the duck. "you must apologize." but two gun corcoran would have none of it and, cursing, he reached for his pistols and would have killed them but the duck was faster and hot lead blazed from his smoking sixguns."	I believe that to be an accurate description of the events, sir... albeit there is a certain poetry to the language which...
duke.	Duck, I says.  "You have insulted the honor of this beautiful woman, Corcoran," said the duck. "You must apologize." But Two Gun Corcoran would have none of it and, cursing, he reached for his pistols and would have killed them but The Duck was faster and hot lead blazed from his smoking sixguns."
meaning the duck himself, i guess.	Duke.
uh... i can assure you, mister daggett... the events described within are based... on the accounts of eye witnesses and...	Meaning the duck himself, I guess.
well, mister beauchamp... from what i read of this here book, i'd have to say the writin' ain't a whole lot different from the pitcher.	Uh... I can assure you, Mister Daggett... the events described within are based... on the accounts of eye witnesses and...
uh... it's... uh... generally considered desirable in the publishing business to... ah... take certain license in depicting the cover scene... for... ah... purposes involving the... ah, market place.	Well, Mister Beauchamp... from what I read of this here book, I'd have to say the writin' ain't a whole lot different from the pitcher.
that is you there, ain't it, bob? the duck of death?	Uh... Duke.
the... duck of death.	D-d-d-duke. The D-d-duke of Death.
it's only a b-b-b-book...	A book, huh?  I guess that means you can read... An' I guess you boys seen them signs about surrendering your firearms... But then, like you told old Andy there, you ain't armed, are you, Bob?
n-no. i wr-wr-wr-write... i wr- wrwrite...	Letters?
you work for the railroads too, mister beauchamp?	N-no. I wr-wr-wr-write... I wr- wrwrite...
n-no, sir?	Lemmee see that Schofield, Kid.
didn't scare little bill though, did it?	N-no, sir?
he said how you was really three fingered jack out of missouri... an' bill said "same three fingered jack that dynamited the rock island and pacific in '69 killin' women and children an' all?" an' ned says you done a lot worse than that, said you was more cold blooded than william bonney or clay alisson or the james brothers an' how if he hurt ned again you was gonna come an' kill him like you killed a u.s. marshall in '73.	Didn't scare Little Bill though, did it?
not on purpose. but he started hurtin' him worse... makin' him tell stuff. first ned wouldn't say nothin'... but little bill hurt him so bad he said who you was...	He said how you was really Three Fingered Jack out of Missouri... an' Bill said "Same Three Fingered Jack that dynamited the Rock Island and Pacific in '69 killin' women and children an' all?" An' Ned says you done a lot worse than that, said you was more cold blooded than William Bonney or Clay Alisson or the James Brothers an' how if he hurt Ned again you was gonna come an' kill him like you killed a U.S. Marshall in '73.
an' little bill killed ned for what i done?	Not on purpose. But he started hurtin' him worse... makin' him tell stuff. First ned wouldn't say nothin'... but Little Bill hurt him so bad he said who you was...
a cowboy come in sayin' you killed quick mike in the shit house at the bar t...	An' Little Bill killed Ned for what I done?
then... what?	A cowboy come in sayin' you killed Quick Mike in the shit house at the Bar T...
l-lies... at first. about how you was just passin' through and didn't kill nobody... an' little bill kept askin' questions, mixin' him up, catchin' lies... an' then he'd beat on ned an' ned would cry and lie some more an' then... then...	Then... what?
what'd ned say?	L-lies... at first. About how you was just passin' through and didn't kill nobody... an' Little Bill kept askin' questions, mixin' him up, catchin' lies... an' then he'd beat on Ned an' Ned would cry and lie some more an' then... then...
about where you an' him  was... an' where you was from... an' what your names was... an'...	What'd Ned say?
the questions little bill asked him... what sort of questions was they?	About where you an' him  was... an' where you was from... an' what your names was... an'...
they got a sign on him in front of greely's?	The questions Little Bill asked him... what sort of questions was they?
in front of greely's. it says, "this here is what happens to..."	They got a sign on him in front of Greely's?
a sign on him?	In front of Greely's. It says, "This here is what happens to..."
they got... a sign on him says he was a killer.	A sign on him?
good example! good example of what i'd like to know? he didn't even kill nobody... he couldn't do it no more.	They got... a sign on him says he was a killer.
n-no. he... he beat him up. he was making him... answer questions... and beating him up... and then... ned just died.  little bill didn't mean to kill him... he said he was sorry an' all... but he said it was a good example anyhow.	Good example! Good example of what I'd like to know? He didn't even kill nobody... he couldn't do it no more.
he hanged him?  shot him down?	N-no. He... he beat him up. He was making him... answer questions... and beating him up... and then... Ned just died.  Little Bill didn't mean to kill him... he said he was sorry an' all... but he said it was a good example anyhow.
little bill. the... the bar t boys caught him and little bill...	He hanged him?  Shot him down?
who killed him?	Little Bill. The... the Bar T boys caught him and Little Bill...
nobody didn't kill ned, he went south yesterday. he didn't even kill nobody. why would anybody kill ned?	Who killed him?
they... they killed him. i... thought you know that. i thought you knew because...	Nobody didn't kill Ned, he went South yesterday. He didn't even kill nobody. Why would anybody kill Ned?
no he ain't. he went south yesterday.	They... they killed him. I... thought you know that. I thought you knew because...
he's... he's dead.	No he ain't. He went South yesterday.
yeah, he went south ahead of us. i guess we'll catch him before...	He's... he's dead.
ned's share?	Yeah, he went South ahead of us. I guess we'll catch him before...
i was watchin' you... seein' if you was followed.	Silky an' Faith, they rode off to the East an' two deputies was followin' them.
you're gonna kill him, ain't you?	Stay clear of folks you might see. There's plenty out lookin' to hang you. Go on now, skedaddle.
i guess you won't mind my keepin' the bottle.	You're gonna kill him, ain't you?
are you... are you gonna... kill little bill?	I guess you won't mind my keepin' the bottle.
this here money, take my share an' ned's an' leave it with my youngsters. tell 'em half goes to sally two trees if i ain't back in a week. the rest is yours... you could buy them spectacles.	Are you... Are you gonna... kill Little Bill?
i thought you wanted to buy spectacles an' fancy clothes an' all.	I'd rather be blind and ragged than dead, I guess.
you could have it. all of it.	I thought you wanted to buy spectacles an' fancy clothes an' all.
you better get on back, miss.	You could have it. All of it.
you... gonna take... the money?	You better get on back, Miss.
lemmee see it.	Sure. Sure, Bill.
wha... what f-for?	Lemmee see it.
i trust you, bill.	Well, you don't wanna trust me too much. We'll take Ned his share together so you don't figure I run off with it.
well, i gu-guess they had it... comin'.	We all got it comin', Kid.
it's a hell of a thing, ain't it, killin' a man. you take everythin' he's got... an' everythin' he's ever gonna have...	Well, I gu-guess they had it... comin'.
oh ch-ch-christ... it don't... it don't seem... real... how he's... dead... how he ain't gonna breathe no more... n-n-never. or the other one neither... on account of... of just... pullin' a trigger.	It's a hell of a thing, ain't it, killin' a man. You take everythin' he's got... an' everythin' he's ever gonna have...
take a drink, kid.	Oh Ch-ch-christ... it don't... it don't seem... real... How he's... DEAD... how he ain't gonna breathe no more... n-n-never. Or the other one neither... On account of... of just... pullin' a trigger.
h-hell yeah. i killed the hell out of him... three shots... he was takin' a sh-sh-shit an'... an'...	Take a drink, Kid.
well, that fella today, you shot him alright.	H-hell yeah. I killed the hell out of him... three shots... he was takin' a sh-sh-shit an'... an'...
how i said i shot five men... it wasn't true.  that mexican... the one that come at me with a knife... i busted his leg with a shovel... i didn't shoot him or nothin'.	Well, that fella today, you shot him alright.
yeah?	How I said I shot five men... it wasn't true.  That Mexican... the one that come at me with a knife... I busted his leg with a shovel... I didn't shoot him or nothin'.
first one i ever killed.	Yeah?
first one what?	First one I ever killed.
that was... the first one.	First one what?
yeah.	That was... the first one.
say, bill...	Yeah.
yeah, i guess so.	Shit... I thought they was gonna get us. I was even... scared a little... just for a minute.  Was you ever scared in them days?
i can't see 'em.	Just SHOOT!
cover me, kid, while i mount.	I can't see 'em.
did... you... get... him?	Yeah.
is it him?	Yup.
you... you ain't gonna shoot him yourownself?	You can shoot him.
yup.	You... you ain't gonna shoot him yourownself?
tell me right off if you see him.	Yup.
he's in there.	Tell me right off if you see him.
well, he's holding on to his shit like it was money.	He's in there.
yeah, he's in there.	Well, he's holding on to his shit like it was money.
you still think he's in there?	Yeah, he's in there.
it's gonna get riper yet.	You still think he's in there?
you're gonna lose your share. if you don't...	Shut up, Kid.
when we gonna double back?	After a ways.
they takin' water?	Yeah.
he ain't killed.	Maybe, maybe not. Got him in the gut, I think.
you missed him? you didn't...?	I got him.
better re-load it.	You missed him? You didn't...?
shit!	What happened, did you hit him?
if he gets behind them rocks we ain't gonna get him... not without we go down there.	What rocks? Why don't you shoot? What's goin' on?
what happened? he ain't dead? what's goin' on?	If he gets behind them rocks we ain't gonna get him... not without we go down there.
did you kill him?	He's clear of the horse, Ned. Better get him.
he ain't dead? you didn't get him?	He got the boy's horse.
finish him, ned.	He ain't dead? You didn't get him?
get some sleep, kid.	You boys are crotchety as a couple of hens.
well... i don't recollect.	You don't recollect!
an' how there was two deputies up close pointin' rifles at you... had you dead to rights... an' how you pulled out a pistol an' blew them both away to hell... an' only took a scratch yourself.  uncle pete told me he never seen nothin' like it, shootin' your way out of a scrape like that.	Well... I don't recollect.
what business?	An' how there was two deputies up close pointin' rifles at you... had you dead to rights... an' how you pulled out a pistol an' blew them both away to hell... an' only took a scratch yourself.  Uncle Pete told me he never seen nothin' like it, shootin' your way out of a scrape like that.
say, bill. that business in jackson county... did that really happen? i mean how they say it happened?	What business?
bet your ass i kin see fifty yards an' i kin shoot this sonofabitch...	Easy, Kid, easy.  Now, you hear that, Ned? The Kid can see fifty yards fine, hear?
now hold on, boys, hold on. now, kid, you kin see fifty yards, can't you?	Bet your ass I kin see fifty yards an' I kin shoot this sonofabitch...
well, what were you lookin' at anyhow?	Lookin' at?
huh?	Well, what were you lookin' at anyhow?
what the hell are you pissin' about, i'd like to know?	Huh?
you're goin' back with him?	He's my partner. He don't go, I don't.
sorry, ned. guess i wasted your time. see ya, kid!	You're goin' back with him?
no.	Sorry, Ned. Guess I wasted your time. See ya, Kid!
three ways, i figured.	No.
well, now kid, there's two of these cowboys, ain't that so? better there's three of us... maybe them cowboys got friends. maybe...	I was gonna kill them two by myself. It don't take three.
well, we was. like you said, i changed my mind an'...	Wasn't nothin' said about no partner.
i don't never see nobody anyhow.	If you was to change your mind, might be you could catch me... due West to the Western Trail an' North to Ogallala.
don't tell nobody about the reward an' all. don't need no other gunmen tryin' to collect.	I don't never see nobody anyhow.
oh.	Don't tell nobody about the reward an' all. Don't need no other gunmen tryin' to collect.
been gone near three years now.	Oh.
huh?	Been gone near three years now.
she's passed on, kid.	Huh?
well... you don't look so prosperous. hell, you could buy her a new dress out of your half. we could kill them two an' you could buy your wife one of them fancy...	She's passed on, Kid.
i ain't like that no more, kid. whiskey done it as much as anythin' i guess.  i ain't touched a drop in ten years. my wife, she cured me of it... cured me of drink an' wickedness.	Well... you don't look so prosperous. Hell, you could buy her a new dress out of your half. We could kill them two an' you could buy your wife one of them fancy...
jesus!	Thousand dollars of reward. Five hundred a piece.
for cuttin' up a lady. they cut up her face an' cut her eyes out, cut her ears off an' her tits too.	Jesus!
what for?	For cuttin' up a lady. They cut up her face an' cut her eyes out, cut her ears off an' her tits too.
bein' my partner. i'm headin' north up around the niobrara in nebraska. gonna kill a couple of no good cowboys.	What for?
about what?	Bein' my partner. I'm headin' North up around the Niobrara in Nebraska. Gonna kill a couple of no good cowboys.
well, how about it?	About what?
oh.	Well, how about it?
on account of my schofield model smith and wesson pistol.	Oh.
schofield? you from schofield?	On account of my Schofield model Smith and Wesson pistol.
i'm a damn killer myself, only i ain't killed so many as you because of my youth. schofield kid, they call me.	Schofield? You from Schofield?
he said that, huh?	I'm a damn killer myself, only I ain't killed so many as you because of my youth. Schofield Kid, they call me.
well, uncle pete said you was the goddamndest meanest sonofabitch ever lived an' if i ever wanted a partner for a killin', you was the worst one. meanin' the best. on account of you're cold as snow an' don't have no weak nerve nor fear.	He said that, huh?
maybe i ain't.	Well, Uncle Pete said you was the goddamndest meanest sonofabitch ever lived an' if I ever wanted a partner for a killin', you was the worst one. Meanin' the best. On account of you're cold as snow an' don't have no weak nerve nor fear.
like i was sayin' you don't look like no meaner than hell cold-blooded damn killer.	Maybe I ain't.
yeah, i guess so.	Like I was sayin' you don't look like no meaner than hell cold-blooded damn killer.
i could of... easy.	Yeah, I guess so.
you're pete sothow's nephew, huh? hell, i thought maybe you was someone come to kill me...  ...for somethin' i done in the old days.	I could of... easy.
you shot charlie pepper, didn't you? and you're the one killed william harbey an' robbed the train over...	Hold on, mister.  Son, this here pig gotta be moved outta this pen, away from them others. Penny, you give yer brother a hand...
william munny, yeah.	Same one as shot Charlie Pepper in Lake County?
who was next? clyde? or was it...?	I could tell you who was last, mister.
i was lucky in the order.  i always been lucky killin' folks.	Who was next? Clyde? Or was it...?
wh-wh-when confronted by superior numbers, the experienced gunfighter will fire on the best shots first.	Yeah?
huh?	Wh-wh-when confronted by superior numbers, the experienced gunfighter will fire on the best shots first.
wh-wh-who did you kill first?	Huh?
yeah.	Wh-wh-who did you kill first?
b-b-books.  you... you killed five men... singlehanded.	Yeah.
a writer? what do you write... letters an' such?	B-b-books.  You... you killed five men... singlehanded.
i never c-c-carry arms. i'm... a writer.	A writer? What do you write... letters an' such?
you sure you ain't armed?	I never c-c-carry arms. I'm... a writer.
p-p-p-please, i'm not armed.  m-m-my g-god. you killed... little bill.	You sure you ain't armed?
you ain't shot.	P-p-p-please, I'm not armed.  M-m-my G-god. You killed... Little Bill.
i... i... think i'm... shot.	You ain't shot.
i ain't waitin', bill.  i'll look in on your youngsters when i get back.	Ned, don't pay no mind to what the Kid said about the money. I'll bring your share along, hear? The Kid's full of shit, hear?
i'll bet anything he won't go to town nor he won't ride out on the range. right off he'll hole up at the ranch.	I ain't waitin', Bill.  I'll look in on your youngsters when I get back.
supposin' he don't go to the ranch?	I'll bet anything he won't go to town nor he won't ride out on the range. Right off he'll hole up at the ranch.
me an' the kid, we'll head over to the ranch an' as soon as we find him, we'll shoot him. then we'll come back an' the three of us pick up the money an' head south together.	Supposin' he don't go to the ranch?
you want the spencer, bill?	Shit, Ned, this ain't the time to quit.
we got to kill this other one first.  shit, ned, if we're lucky, we could kill him by nightfall... or maybe tomorrow morning. then we could head back, all three of us, with the money.	You want the Spencer, Bill?
i'm goin' on down to kansas.	We got to kill this other one first.  Shit, Ned, if we're lucky, we could kill him by nightfall... or maybe tomorrow morning. Then we could head back, all three of us, with the money.
how many left goddamit?	Two.
well, that's good now, ain't it, bill? seein' claudia an...?	She was all covered with worms. Oh, Ned, I'm scared of dyin'...
i seen her... i seen claudia too...	Well, that's good now, ain't it, Bill? Seein' Claudia an...?
easy, bill, easy.	I seen her... I seen Claudia too...
the angel... the angel of death. i'm scared, ned. ned, i'm gonna die.	Easy, Bill, easy.
who, bill? who got snake eyes?	The angel... the angel of death. I'm scared, Ned. Ned, I'm gonna die.
i seen the angel of death ned, an' i seen the river.  he's a snake, he got... snake eyes.	Who, Bill? Who got snake eyes?
easy, bill.	I seen the angel of death Ned, an' I seen the river.  He's a snake, he got... snake eyes.
ned... is that you, ned?  ned, i seen... death.	Easy, Bill.
claudia... ain't here, bill.	Ned... Is that you, Ned?  Ned, I seen... death.
worms was comin' out.	Listen, Bill, I'm gonna see what's takin' The Kid so long. Must be he's gettin' an advance offa them sportin' ladies.
jesus, bill, you got fever. take a drink, will you?	Worms was comin' out.
his head was all busted open so's you could see the inside.	Jesus, Bill, you got fever. Take a drink, will you?
he's dead, bill.	His head was all busted open so's you could see the inside.
i seen him.	He's dead, Bill.
huh? uh... yeah.	I seen him.
you... you remember eagle hendershot?	Huh? Uh... yeah.
well, i ain't like that no more, ned. i ain't no crazy, killin' fool.	You still think it'll be easy shootin' them cowboys?
i remember how there was three of them deputies you shot... not two.	Well, I ain't like that no more, Ned. I ain't no crazy, killin' fool.
yeah?	I remember how there was three of them deputies you shot... not two.
what he was talkin' about... how them deputies had the drop on you an' pete...	Yeah?
no.	What he was talkin' about... how them deputies had the drop on you an' Pete...
god damn it, bill, it's rainin'.	I know it's rainin',  Give the Kid a drink, why dontcha?
not for me. i don't touch it no more.	God damn it, Bill, it's rainin'.
i brung this for when we had to kill them fellows.  i guess we could use some now.	Not for me. I don't touch it no more.
yeah... you said that last night.	Last night I said I missed my fuckin' wife... tonight I just miss my fuckin' bed.
i give it up 'cause i hate sleepin' out in the air... fuckin' sticks in my food... an' fuckin' bugs in my food... an' fuckin' rocks under my back...  shit, i sure do miss my fuckin' bed.	Yeah... you said that last night.
jesus.	Fifty yards ain't bad.  Guess we better get along.
shit.	How far kin you see?
now ned's a hell of a shot with a rifle. hell, he can hit a bird in the eye flyin'.	Better'n you anyhow, Kid. You wasn't comin' close.
why would the kid shoot at us?	HEY KID, IT'S ME, BILL MUNNY.
is that you, kid?	Why would the Kid shoot at us?
kid? the kid's shootin at us?	IS THAT YOU, KID?
hey, kid.	Kid? The Kid's shootin at us?
you're marking us, bill.	HEY, KID.
hey.	You're marking us, Bill.
you suppose maybe we're in somebody's field?	I didn't see nothin' planted.
beats the hell out of me.	You suppose maybe we're in somebody's field?
he ain't shootin' our way no more.  he's shootin' over that way. who's he shootin' at over that way?	Beats the hell out of me.
naw. i bumped my head fallin' off of my horse.	He ain't shootin' our way no more.  He's shootin' over that way. Who's he shootin' at over that way?
he hit you?	Naw. I bumped my head fallin' off of my horse.
yeah.	He hit you?
some fucker's shootin' at us.	Yeah.
whaddaya do, just use your hand?	Sometimes... yeah.  I don't miss it all that much.
naw. naw, i don't ever go into town for that.  a man like me... a man like me can't get no woman but one he's gonna pay for... an' that ain't right... buyin' flesh.  claudia, god rest her soul, she wouldn't have wanted me doin' nothin' like that, me bein' a father, an' all.	Whaddaya do, just use your hand?
no. i mean...  ...an' get yourself a woman? you know?	Naw. Naw, I don't ever go into town for that.  A man like me... A man like me can't get no woman but one he's gonna pay for... an' that ain't right... buyin' flesh.  Claudia, God rest her soul, she wouldn't have wanted me doin' nothin' like that, me bein' a father, an' all.
sure, i got to. got to get supplies.	No. I mean...  ...an' get yourself a woman? You know?
say, bill... you ever... ever go into town... an' all?	Sure, I got to. Got to get supplies.
you ain't like that no more.	Hell, no. I'm just a fella now. Ain't no different from anyone else no more.
quincy, he was always watchin' me. scared.	You ain't like that no more.
nor quincy, i guess.	Quincy, he was always watchin' me. Scared.
eagle... he hated my guts. bonaparte didn't like me none.	Nor Quincy, I guess.
you ain't like that no more.	Eagle... he hated my guts. Bonaparte didn't like me none.
nobody liked me... none of the boys. they was scared of me... figured i might shoot 'em out of pure meanness.	You ain't like that no more.
you was a... a crazy sonofabitch.	Nobody liked me... none of the boys. They was scared of me... figured I might shoot 'em out of pure meanness.
i ain't the same, ned. claudia, she... straightened me up, got me clear of the whiskey an' all. us goin' to do this killin'... that don't mean i'm back to like i was. i just need the money... for a new start... for them youngsters.  remember that drover, the one i shot in the mouth so's the teeth come out the back of his head? i dream about him now an' again. i didn't have no reason to shoot him... not one i could remember when i sobered up.	You was a... a crazy sonofabitch.
well, she...	I ain't the same, Ned. Claudia, she... straightened me up, got me clear of the whiskey an' all. Us goin' to do this killin'... that don't mean I'm back to like I was. I just need the money... for a new start... for them youngsters.  Remember that drover, the one I shot in the mouth so's the teeth come out the back of his head? I dream about him now an' again. I didn't have no reason to shoot him... not one I could remember when I sobered up.
i ain't blamin' her, ned, i ain't holdin' it against her.  she knew me back then... an' she seen what a no good sonofabitch i was... an' she won't allow how i've changed. she just don't know how i ain't like that no more.	Well, she...
it's just... she's a indian an' indians ain't... overfriendly.	I ain't blamin' her, Ned, I ain't holdin' it against her.  She knew me back then... an' she seen what a no good sonofabitch I was... an' she won't allow how I've changed. She just don't know how I ain't like that no more.
she gave me the evil eye.	It's just... she's a Indian an' Indians ain't... overfriendly.
sally?	She gave me the evil eye.
it ain't nothin', don't fret it.  she don't like it much, you goin' off with me.	Sally?
well, it ain't just the bed i'm gonna miss. i'm...  hell, billy, i'm sorry. i didn't mean...	It ain't nothin', don't fret it.  She don't like it much, you goin' off with me.
got used to my bed. ain't gonna feel to home out here.	Well, it ain't just the bed I'm gonna miss. I'm...  Hell, Billy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean...
we'll come across him tomorra, i guess.	Got used to my bed. Ain't gonna feel to home out here.
he musta been movin' right along.	We'll come across him tomorra, I guess.
yup. you still got the spencer rifle?	Yeah, an' I could still hit a bird in the eye flyin'.
three ways?	Yup. You still got the Spencer rifle?
this kid, what's he like?	Three ways?
two weeks, i guess.	This Kid, what's he like?
how long you gonna be, bill?	Two weeks, I guess.
cut up a woman. cut her eyes out, cut her tits off, cut her fingers off... done everythin' but cut up her cunny, i guess.	Well, I guess they got it comin'...  But you wouldn't go if Claudia was alive.
well, we thought we was doin' it for money...  what'd they do anyhow? cheat at cards, steal some strays, spit on a rich fella?	Cut up a woman. Cut her eyes out, cut her tits off, cut her fingers off... done everythin' but cut up her cunny, I guess.
we done stuff before for money, ned.	Well, we thought we was doin' it for money...  What'd they do anyhow? Cheat at cards, steal some strays, spit on a rich fella?
easy, huh? hell, i don't know that it was all that easy then... an' we was young an' full of beans.  bill... if you was mad at 'em... if they done you wrong... i could see shootin' 'em...	We done stuff before for money, Ned.
eleven.	Easy, huh? Hell, I don't know that it was all that easy then... an' we was young an' full of beans.  Bill... if you was mad at 'em... if they done you wrong... I could see shootin' 'em...
how long since you shot a gun at a man?  nine... ten years?	Eleven.
should be easy killin' em... supposin' they don't run off to texas first.	How long since you shot a gun at a man?  Nine... ten years?
we ain't bad men no more, bill. hell, we're farmers.	Should be easy killin' em... supposin' they don't run off to Texas first.
i guess you didn't kill nobody then.	Naw, son, I didn't kill nobody.
before i met your maw, god rest her soul, it used to be i was kinda... wicked... drinkin' spirits an' gettin' into scrapes an' all. only she made me see the error of my ways an'... i ain't like i was no more.	I guess you didn't kill nobody then.
n-nobody... only you took your shotgun an' that pistol an'...	Before I met your maw, God rest her soul, it used to be I was kinda... wicked... drinkin' spirits an' gettin' into scrapes an' all. Only she made me see the error of my ways an'... I ain't like I was no more.
who said that?	N-nobody... only you took your shotgun an' that pistol an'...
k-k-kill somebody?	Who said that?
what?	K-k-kill somebody?
no... i meant...	What?
steal it? naw, i didn't steal it.	No... I meant...
all that money... i mean... did you...?	Steal it? Naw, I didn't steal it.
did i what?	All that money... I mean... did you...?
did you... did you... ?	Did I what?
well, i come back, didn't i?	Did you... did you... ?
tom? only how... how if you didn't... didn't come back in a week...  how we was to take half the money to sally an' say you was...	Well, I come back, didn't I?
he say anythin'... the kid... ?	Tom? Only how... how if you didn't... didn't come back in a week...  how we was to take half the money to Sally an' say you was...
only he wasn't carryin' no pistol this time.	He say anythin'... The Kid... ?
the kid, yeah...	Only he wasn't carryin' no pistol this time.
the one you rode out after... the one that had the pistol...	The Kid, yeah...
tom?	The one you rode out after... the one that had the pistol...
that fella come by... tom.	Tom?
three? that ain't bad considerin'.	That fella come by... Tom.
three.	Three? That ain't bad considerin'.
i guess you lost some hogs to the fever.	Three.
hullo, paw.	I guess you lost some hogs to the fever.
who's he?	Best we move that pig.
what is it, son?	Two more hogs got the fever.
yeah?	Hell, yeah.
i told you i'm a damn killer. i done it before.  i'm more killer than him.	Yeah?
just like that?	I told you I'm a damn killer. I done it before.  I'm more killer than him.
i'll ride up close an' shoot 'em!	Just like that?
an' if i spot 'em?	I'll ride up close an' shoot 'em!
i can't spot 'em myself but you could. that red-haired one, you could spot a half-mile off, i bet.	An' if I spot 'em?
you mean, am i gonna help you kill them cowboys?	I can't spot 'em myself but you could. That red-haired one, you could spot a half-mile off, I bet.
that ain't what i mean.	You mean, am I gonna help you kill them cowboys?
we'll bury him.	That ain't what I mean.
well, suppose he does?	We'll bury him.
maybe.	Well, suppose he does?
he's gonna die, ain't he?	Maybe.
we done that stuff.	Well I guess Bill Munny wasn't no fearless killer an' bank robber like he said.
all of it. about him, an' you an' uncle pete... about robbin' the rock island pacific... an' about them missouri banks.	We done that stuff.
depends what he told you.  about bill, you mean?	All of it. About him, an' you an' Uncle Pete... about robbin' the Rock Island Pacific... an' about them Missouri Banks.
i don't kill nobody without him.	We don't need him. The two of us could do it.
three days? we could kill 'em tomorrow.	I don't kill nobody without him.
we're gonna need more food... at least three days worth...	Three days? We could kill 'em tomorrow.
shit, kid, you pulled your pistol... right outta the lady an' out the back window.	That was your idea, I wanted to...
well, i guess i woulda at least pulled my pistol an...	Shit, Kid, you pulled your pistol... right outta the lady an' out the back window.
he ain't as tough as you, kid.	Well, I guess I woulda at least pulled my pistol an...
he didn't even pull his pistol, huh?	He ain't as tough as you, Kid.
move the candle closer, i can't see.	He wouldn't of took no beating like that if it hadn't of jammed. He wouldn't just give it over an' not shoot no one.
his pistol must of jammed.	Move the candle closer, I can't see.
plenty of times.	His pistol must of jammed.
jesus.  you done this before?	Plenty of times.
how many you killed, kid?	Five. I killed five of 'em.  That counts a Mexican I killed.  He come at me with a knife.
well, i gotta know what kind of fellas i'm ridin' with, don't i? in case of a scrape.	How many you killed, Kid?
i don't like the question.	Well, I gotta know what kind of fellas I'm ridin' with, don't I? In case of a scrape.
how many men you killed?  ain't you gonna answer?	I don't like the question.
yeah.	How many men you killed?  Ain't you gonna answer?
say, ned... ?	Yeah.
he's blind, for chri...	I ain't blind, you asshole.
fuck you.	He's blind, for Chri...
see that scrub oak yonder?	Fuck you.
more.	See that scrub oak yonder?
we ain't goin' to nebraska on no turtle hunt. a hundred yards?	More.
far enough.	We ain't goin' to Nebraska on no turtle hunt. A hundred yards?
yeah?	I'm a damn good shot.  See that hawk up there? I could kill that hawk with one shot.
you was right to change your mind, kid.	Yeah?
oh, them.  hell, i seen them.	You was right to change your mind, Kid.
clouds, kid. we was lookin' at them clouds on account of we got a storm ridin' up our ass.	Oh, them.  Hell, I seen them.
well, you was shootin' every which way an'...	You gonna share your half with him?
nothin's bent.	Well, you was shootin' every which way an'...
i was only checkin' it for you. thought maybe somethin' was bent.	Nothin's bent.
well, this here's ned logan... ned, this here's the schofield kid, nephew of pete sothow an'...	I seen two fellas followin' me, I guessed they come to kill me.  We didn't talk about no other fella.
what was you shootin' at us for, anyhow?	Thought you was followin' me.
keyser soze	There's more.
a boy came across a body on the beach this morning. thrown clear when the boat burned. shot once in the head. two guys from the f.b.i. just identified him.                     +	And ?
who ?	Bear with me here...
they tell me you got the cripple from new york in there. he mention keyser soze	Who ?
i don't get it.	They tell me you got the cripple from New York in there. He mention Keyser Soze
he didn't know. no one doing the deal knew except a few key people. this guy says they were real hush about it. whatever it was it was highly sensitive.	I don't get it.
what was the money for?	He didn't know. No one doing the deal knew except a few key people. This guy says they were real hush about it. Whatever it was it was highly sensitive.
we know, but our man says no way on the dope. this hungarian tells me the whole bunch was pulling stumps for turkey the next' day. they had no time to negotiate that kind of product and no means to move it.	What was the money for?
there was ninety-one million -	We know, but our man says no way on the dope. This Hungarian tells me the whole bunch was pulling stumps for Turkey the next' day. They had no time to negotiate that kind of product and no means to move it.
you can stop looking. there was no coke. i've been in l.a. county with a guy they	There was ninety-one million -
yeah.	You can stop looking. There was no coke. I've been in L.A. county with a guy they
i've been looking all over for you. you still after the coke that walked out of that blood bath in the harbor?	Yeah.
jack. what are you doing here?	I've been looking all over for you. You still after the coke that walked out of that blood bath in the harbor?
&lt;&lt;don't be stupid.&gt;&gt;	He says the hair is longer and lighter.
&lt;&lt;are you sure?&gt;&gt;	&lt;&lt;Don't be stupid.&gt;&gt;
&lt;&lt;it is longer than that. and not so dark. &gt;&gt;	&lt;&lt;Are you sure?&gt;&gt;
+ the nose is sharper. smaller too.                          +  &lt;&lt;and what about the hair? you said something earlier about it.&gt;&gt;	&lt;&lt;It is longer than that. And not so dark. &gt;&gt;
&lt;&lt;it was smaller than that. sharper.&gt;&gt;	+ The nose is sharper. Smaller too.                          +  &lt;&lt;And what about the hair? You said something earlier about it.&gt;&gt;
&lt;&lt;keyser soze. keyser sate. i've seen his face. i see it when i close my eyes.&gt;&gt;	He says he knows his face. He sees it when he closes his eyes.
&lt;&lt;no, no, no. i need a guarantee from the ridiculous man. i am going to be killed. i have seen the devil and looked him in the eye.&gt;&gt;	No good. He needs guarantees. He says... his life is in danger... He has seen the Devil... looked him in the eye.
not dope. something else. some what?.. he doesn't knob what they were buying. but not dope... people.	&lt;&lt;I'll tell you everything. I'11 even say it slow enough for you to understand it. Just tell this man I want protection. Real protection.&gt;&gt;
&lt;&lt;we were there to buy a man and take him back to hungary.&gt;&gt;	He says they were buying It doesn't make sense. I'm sorry, I'm a little rusty. They were there to buy something.
i don't know what you came here for, but we won't have any part of it.	Edie, please.
that's enough, edie.	I don't know what you came here for, but we won't have any part of it.
come home, dean.	Alright.
they ruined me tonight.	Dean, I love you. Do you hear me?
i love you.	They ruined me tonight.
they'll never stop.	I love you.
don't give up on me now, dean.	They'll never stop.
no. it's never going to stop, period. it won't take more than a week before every investor in this city is walking away from us. it's finished. i'm finished.	Don't give up on me now, Dean.
give me some credit. i got you this far, let's go to the grand jury. this is never going to stop if we -	No. It's never going to stop, period. It won't take more than a week before every investor in this city is walking away from us. It's finished. I'm finished.
time for what, edie? time to look into me a little more, that's what. no matter how well you cover my tracks now, they'll find out who i am.	Give me some credit. I got you this far, let's go to the grand jury. This is never going to stop if we -
they just said they wanted time.	Time for what, Edie? Time to look into me a little more, that's what. No matter how well you cover my tracks now, they'll find out who I am.
goddamnit.	They just said they wanted time.
they want more time to think about investing.	Goddamnit.
edie, please. i don't want to hear this right now. what did renault and fortier say?	They want more time to think about investing.
i'11 have this thing in front of a grand jury by monday.	Edie, please. I don't want to hear this right now. What did Renault and Fortier say?
...and the desk sergeant is actually trying to tell me he can't release you? can you believe that? you weren't even charged. new york police - jesus. i want to take pictures of your face to bring to the d.a. first thing in the morning.	Just forget about it.
i'm having a stroke.	You've come far. You're a good man. I love you.
now remember, this is another kind of business. they don't earn your respect. you owe it to them. don't stare them down but don't look away either. confidence. they are fools not to trust you. that's the attitude.	I'm having a stroke.
umm ...	A hijacker like Dean, here? Or something more creative?
so what is it you do, mr. kint?	Umm ...
i hope so, too, mr. kint. can i get you something to drink?	A glass of water would be nice.
i hope i didn't disturb you.	I hope so, too, Mr. Kint. Can I get you something to drink?
i know who he is.	I hope I didn't disturb you.
come on. the guy is a pipe dream. this kobayashi is using him for window dressing .	I don't know. This is bad.
yeah. he said he did jobs for him. indirect stuff. always five times more money than the job was worth.	Come on. The guy is a pipe dream. This Kobayashi is using him for window dressing .
i don't know. who was that guy that used to talk about soze in new york?	Yeah. He said he did jobs for him. Indirect stuff. Always five times more money than the job was worth.
this is not right.	I don't know. Who was that guy that used to talk about Soze in New York?
fuck you. i'11 never shit right again. so who did it? own up.	I don't want to know.
it was the feds. a truck load of guns gets snagged, customs comes down on n.y.p.d. for some answers - they come up with us. they're grabbing at straws. it's politics - nothing you can do.	I had a guy's fingers in my asshole tonight.
so why the hell was i hauled in and cavity searched tonight?	It was the Feds. A truck load of guns gets snagged, Customs comes down on N.Y.P.D. for some answers - they come up with us. They're grabbing at straws. It's politics - nothing you can do.
how many times have you been in a line- up? it's always you and four dummies. the p.d. pays homeless guys ten bucks a head half the time. no way they'd line five felons in the same row. no way. and what the hell is a voice line-.up? a public defender could get you off of that.	So why the hell was I hauled in and cavity searched tonight?
this whole thing was a shakedown.	How many times have you been in a line- up? It's always you and four dummies. The P.D. pays homeless guys ten bucks a head half the time. No way they'd line five felons in the same row. No way. And what the hell is a voice line-.up? A public defender could get you off of that.
forget him. it's not important. i was trying to make a point.	This whole thing was a shakedown.
do your friend a favor, fenster, keep him quiet .	Forget him. It's not important. I was trying to make a point.
i'd say you've gotten on his main and central nerve, mcmanus.	Do your friend a favor, Fenster, keep him quiet .
it's bullshit. this guy could be l.a.p.d. i think it's a setup.	The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. No pity.
everybody i ever worked with, did time with.	They fucking know everything.
don't move, you fuckers.	RIGHT THERE. FREEZE.
then who goes?	We all go. How about it, Keaton?
i'm sure you can understand my hesitation.	Then who goes?
you are a criminal.	Why you gotta go and do that? I'm trying to make a point.
you're fuckin' a right, no p.c. well screw p.c. no right. no goddamn right. you do some time, they never let you go. treat me like a criminal, i'll end up a criminal.	You are a criminal.
can we stealth these guys?	Doubtful. With all that coke, they'll be ready - which brings me to sunny spot number two. Even if one of us gets through and jacks the boat, we get nothing.
it's a logistical nightmare. close quarters, no advance layout, ten men, maybe twenty.	Can we stealth these guys?
keaton, we gotta go. they're gonna find him.	Dig.
why don't you just calm down'	What do you care what he says?
how do i know that? how about it, pretzel-man? what's your story?	His name is Verbal Kint. I thought you guys knew him.
he's alright.	How do I know that? How about it, pretzel-man? What's your story?
you heard right.	The word I got is you hung up your spurs, man. What's that all  about?
did you hear what he just said?	If I'm going in, I want a stake.
me too.	Did you hear what he just said?
what are we gonna do?	I can run. I got no problem with that.
roger really. people say i talk too much.	Yeah, I was gonna tell you to shut up.
i know you. you don't think i know you're on the take. this whole fucking precinct is dirty. you don't have a fucking leg to stand on.	Hockney was just a bad bastard. Good with explosives. Mean as a snake when it mattered .
what if i	Just do what I tell you.
i want you to find edie. both of you find some place safe. tell her what happened - everything. she knows people. she'll know what to do. if we can't get kobayashi my way, she'll get him her way.	What if I
keaton, i can't just -	I want you to find Edie. Both of you find some place safe. Tell her what happened - Everything. She knows people. She'll know what to do. If we can't get Kobayashi my way, she'll get him her way.
russian, i think. i don't know.	Hungarian?
what-are they speaking?	Russian, I think. I don't know.
what is this?	Who's Keyser Soze?
what is it keaton?	Something - I don't know.  I ever tell you about the restaurant I wanted to open?
don't do this. send her a card - something.	We'll make it.
we'll make it.	Don't do this. Send her a card - something.
no killing?	Not if we do it my way.
maybe more.	No killing?
three million?	Maybe more.
they're pretty pissed off. they'll do anything. now i got a way to do it without killing anyone: but like i said, they won't let me in without you.	Three million?
fenster and hockney?	They're pretty pissed off. They'll do anything. Now I got a way to do it without killing anyone: but like I said, they won't let me in without you.
mcmanus wants to go in shooting. i said no way.	Fenster and Hockney?
how are they going to do it?	McManus wants to go in shooting. I said no way.
forget it.  i'11 probably shit blood tonight.	How are they going to do it?
well, i'm sorry.	Forget it.  I'11 probably shit blood tonight.
i'11 be alright.	Well, I'm sorry.
you okay?	I'11 be alright.
i was out of line.	You okay?
you watch your mouth.	Okay, okay. You say it's the real thing? That's cool.
tough break.	Don't tell me you don't need this. Is this your place?
they - they don't know me. you do. they won't take me unless you go. look at me. i need this.	Tough break.
what's with you? what do you care whether i come or not?	They - They don't know me. You do. They won't take me unless you go. Look at me. I need this.
you have to come.	What's with you? What do you care whether I come or not?
never heard of him.	You have to come.
some guy in california. his name is redfoot.	Never heard of him.
what fence? who?	Some guy in California. His name is Redfoot.
mcmanus has a friend in the fourteenth precinct. they're coming out for one job - thursday. they're picking up a guy smuggling emeralds out of south america. fenster and mcmanus have a fence set to take the stuff.	What fence? Who?
they - that's bullshit. they don't operate anymore.	McManus has a friend in the Fourteenth Precinct. They're coming out for one job - Thursday. They're picking up a guy smuggling emeralds out of South America. Fenster and McManus have a fence set to take the stuff.
don't hurt me.	Hurt you, you sonofabitch? I could kill you.
if you'll just let me -	Don't hurt me.
get out.	If you'll just let me -
i did you a favor by standing up for you last night, but don't think we're friends. i'm sorry, but i have other things -	They're gonna do a job. Three million dollars, maybe more.
i wanted to talk to you. the other guys -	I did you a favor by standing up for you last night, but don't think we're friends. I'm sorry, but I have other things -
what the hell do you want?	I wanted to talk to you. The other guys -
how do you do?	Verb - Roger, this is Edie Finneran. Edie, this is Roger Kint, he was at
you were waiting for a line-up then, too. what happened with that?	I walked. Ninety days, suspended.
county. i was in for fraud.	You were waiting for a line-up then, too. What happened with that?
we've met once or twice. last time was in...	County. I was in for fraud.
you know damn well, dead-man.	Hey, that was your mistake, not mine. Did you ever think to ask me? I've been
with what?	You know damn well, dead-man.
let's say for example -	This I had to see myself.
ready?	What time is it?
i'd have to say my spine was broken, keyser.	Ready?
how are you, keaton?	I'd have to say my spine was broken, Keyser.
you're lying.	Am I? 92 92    INT. HALLWAY - FIFTIETH FLOOR
no matter. kill away, mr. mcmanus.	You're lying.
edie finneran. she is upstairs in my office for an extradition deposition. i requested she be put on the case personally. she flew out yesterday.	No matter. Kill away, Mr. McManus.
what did you say?	Edie Finneran. She is upstairs in my office for an extradition deposition. I requested she be put on the case personally. She flew out yesterday.
i am sorry, mr. mcmanus.  f implore you to believe me, mr. keaton. mr. soze is very real and very                             + determined.	We'll see.
mr. so- my employer has made up his mind. he does not change it.	Neither do we.
we know you can get to us, and now you know we can get to you. i'm offering you the chance to call this off.	Mr. So- My employer has made up his mind. He does not change it.
ahh, mr. hockney. do join us.	We know you can get to us, and now you know we can get to you. I'm offering you the chance to call this off.
a strange threat. i can only assume you're here to kill me anyway. pity about mr. redfoot.	Ahh, Mr. Hockney. Do join us.
listen to me, cocksucker. there is no keyser sate. if you say his name again, i'11 kill you right here.	A strange threat. I can only assume you're here to kill me anyway. Pity about Mr. Redfoot.
mr. soze will be most -	Listen to me, cocksucker. There is no Keyser Sate. If you say his name again, I'11 kill you right here.
the answer is no.	Mr. Soze will be most -
what about redfoot?	Mr. Redfoot knew nothing. Mr. Soze rarely                 t works with the same people for very long, and they never know who they're working for. One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
mr. soze made a few calls, yes. you were not to be released until i came to see you. it seems mr. keaton's attorney, ms. finneran, was a bit too effective in expediting his release. holding the rest of you became a moot point.	What about Redfoot?
you set up the line-up.	Mr. Soze made a few calls, yes. You were not to be released until I came to see you. It seems Mr. Keaton's attorney, Ms. Finneran, was a bit too effective in expediting his release. Holding the rest of you became a moot point.
don't jerk me off. we all know what this is. you don't work with me if i work with you without knowing who i'm working for. now let's cut the shit. who's the man?	I work for Keyser Sate.
my employer wishes to remain anonymous.	Don't jerk me off. We all know what this is. You don't work with me if I work with you without knowing who I'm working for. Now let's cut the shit. Who's the man?
who's your boss?	My employer wishes to remain anonymous.
my employer requires your services. one job. one day's work. very dangerous. i don't expect all of you to live, but those who do will have ninety-one million dollars to divide any way they see fit.	Who's your boss?
he wants to meet you. he called last night and asked me to set it up. what do i tell him'	Tell him we'll meet.
we want to meet him.	He wants to meet you. He called last night and asked me to set it up. What do I tell him'
some limey. he's a middle-man for somebody. he doesn't say and i don't ask.	We want to meet him.
who is he?	Some Limey. He's a middle-man for somebody. He doesn't say and I don't ask.
the job got thrown to me by this lawyer.	Who is he?
you didn't know.	The job got thrown to me by this lawyer.
get a grip. i didn't know.	You didn't know.
a little of both.	Ain't it a crime? Call if you're interested.
business or personal?	A little of both.
better you hear it from me now than somebody else later.	Business or personal?
i shivved him.	Better you hear it from me now than somebody else later.
i hear you did time with old spook. yeah, he was a good egg. i used to run a lot of dope for him. fuckin' shame he got shivved.	I shivved him.
a friend of mine in new york tells me you knew spook hollis.	I hear you did time with old Spook. Yeah, he was a good egg. I used to run a lot of dope for him. Fuckin' shame he got shivved.
take your time. enjoy l.a.	A friend of mine in New York tells me you knew Spook Hollis.
we're on vacation.	I've got a ton of work and no good people.
what?	Nothing. Something I - forget it.
a rumor is not a rumor that doesn't die.	What?
waste of time.	A rumor is not a rumor that doesn't die.
i'11 find him.	Waste of time.
keyser sate or not, if keaton's alive he'll never come up again.	I'11 find him.
no matter. he'll have to know how close we came.	Keyser Sate or not, if Keaton's alive he'll never come up again.
which is shit.	No matter. He'll have to know how close we came.
i know what i wanted to know about keaton.	Which is shit.
someplace else, then.	Where?
he won't go into the interrogation room.	Someplace else, then.
two hours, tops.	I want to see him.
when does he post bail?	Two hours, tops.
weapons. misdemeanor two.	What'the fuck is that?
did they charge him with anything?	Weapons. Misdemeanor two.
the d.a. came down here last night ready to arraign before they even moved him to county. kint's lawyer comes in and five minutes later, the d.a. comes out looking like he'd been bitch-slapped by the boogey man. they took his statement and cut him a deal.	Did they charge him with anything?
what do you mean i can't see him?	The D.A. came down here last night ready to arraign before they even moved him to county. Kint's lawyer comes in and five minutes later, the D.A. comes out looking like he'd been bitch-slapped by the boogey man. They took his statement and cut him a deal.
his name was arturo marquez. a petty smuggler out of argentina. he was arrested in new york last year for trafficking. he escaped to california and got picked up in long beach. they were setting up his extradition when he escaped again. get this - edie finneran was called in to advise the proceedings.	Kobayashi.
that's crazy, dave and it doesn't matter. he has total immunity and his story checks out. he doesn't know what you want to know.	I don't think he does. Not exactly, but there's a lot more to his story. I want to know why twenty-seven men died on that pier for what looks to be ninety-one million dollars worth of dope that wasn't there. Above all, I want to be sure that Dean Keaton is dead.
you know damn well what i think.	That's crazy, Dave and it doesn't matter. He has total immunity and his story checks out. He doesn't know what you want to know.
and i am sure you have a host of wild                   + theories to answer these questions.	You know damn well what I think.
if it was a dope deal, where's the dope, if it was a hit, who called it in?	And I am sure you have a host of wild                   + theories to answer these questions.
no, no, no, no, no.	If it was a dope deal, where's the dope, if it was a hit, who called it in?
even if i was to let you talk to him, he won't talk to you. he's paranoid about being recorded and he knows the interrogation rooms are wired	This won't be an' interrogation, just a... friendly chat to kill time.
where are you going to go, verbal? you gonna run? turn states evidence. you might never see trial. if somebody wants to get you, you know they'll get you out there.	Maybe so, but I'm no rat, Agent Kujan. You tricked me, that's all. I won't keep my mouth shut 'cause I'm scared. I'11 keep it shut 'cause I let Keaton down by getting caught - Edie Finneran too. And if they kill me, it's
i'11 take my chances, thank you. it's tougher to buy the cheapest bag-man than it is to buy a cop.	Where are you going to go, Verbal? You gonna run? Turn states evidence. You might never see trial. If somebody wants to get you, you know They'll get you out there.
you posted twenty minutes ago. captain leo wants you out of here a.s.a.p., unless you turn state's.	I'11 take my chances, thank you. It's tougher to buy the cheapest bag-man than it is to buy a cop.
i'm not bait. no way. i post today.	You posted twenty minutes ago. Captain Leo wants you out of here a.s.a.p., unless you turn state's.
is he keyser soze i don't know, verbal. it seems to me that keyser sate is a shield. like you said, a spook story, but i know keaton - and someone out there is pulling strings for you. stay here and let us protect you.	I'm not bait. No way. I post today.
you think he's..?	Is he Keyser Soze I don't know, Verbal. It seems to me that Keyser Sate is a shield. Like you said, a spook story, but I know Keaton - and someone out there is pulling strings for you. Stay here and let us protect you.
you're not safe on your own.	You think he's..?
you know what it's like, agent kujan, to know you'll never be good? not good like you. you got good all fucked around. i mean a stand up guy. i grew up knowing i was never going to be good at anything 'cause i was a cripple. shit, i wasn't	You're not safe on your own.
why lie about everything else, then?	You know what it's like, Agent Kujan, to know you'll never be good? Not good like you. You got good all fucked around. I mean a stand up guy. I grew up knowing I was never going to be good at anything 'cause I was a cripple. Shit, I wasn't
i didn't know. i saw him die. i believe he's dead. christ	Why lie about everything else, then?
it was all keaton. we followed him from the beginning.	I didn't know. I saw him die. I believe he's dead. Christ
if he's dead, verbal - if what you say is true, then it won't matter. it was his idea to hit the taxi service in new york, wasn't it? tell me the truth.	It was all Keaton. We followed him from the beginning.
i knew him. he would never -	He programmed you to tell us just what he wanted you to. Customs has been
he left you to stay behind and tell us he was dead. you saw him die, right? or did you? you had to hide when the first police cars showed up. you heard the shot, just before the fire but you didn't see him die.	I knew him. He would never -
this is all bullshit.	He left you to stay behind and tell us he was dead. You saw him die, right? Or did you? You had to hide when the first police cars showed up. You heard the shot, just before the fire but you didn't see him die.
he used all of you to get him on that boat. he couldn't get on alone and he had to pull the trigger himself to make sure he got his man. the one man that could identify him.	This is all bullshit.
edie...	He used all of you to get him on that boat. He couldn't get on alone and he had to pull the trigger himself to make sure he got his man. The one man that could identify him.
no, no, no, no, no.	THE KIND OF MAN THAT COULD HAVE KILLED EDIE FINNERAN.
keaton was keyser soze	NO.
no...	Keaton was Keyser Soze
no, verbal. you weren't friends. keaton didn't have friends. he saved you because he wanted it that way. it was his will.	No...
because he was my friend.	No, Verbal. You weren't friends. Keaton didn't have friends. He saved you because he wanted it that way. It was his will.
i don't buy that reform story for a minute. and even if i did, i certainly don't believe he would send you to protect her. so why?	Because he was my friend.
edie.	I don't buy that reform story for a minute. And even if I did, I certainly don't believe he would send you to protect her. So why?
why did he want you to live? a one-time dirty cop without a loyalty in the world finds it in his heart to save a worthless rat-cripple? no, sir. why'	Edie.
he wanted me to live.	Why did he want you to live? A one-time dirty cop without a loyalty in the world finds it in his heart to save a worthless rat-cripple? No, sir. Why'
verbal, he left you behind for a reason. if you all knew soze could find you anywhere, why was he ready to send you off with the money when he could have used you to take the boat?	He wanted me to live.
there were no drugs on that boat. it was a hit. a suicide mission to whack out the one man that could finger keyser soze so sate had a few thieves put to it. men he knew he could march into certain death.	But how - wait. You're saying SOZE sent                  t us to kill someone?
i don't	There were no drugs on that boat. It was a hit. A suicide mission to whack out the one man that could finger Keyser Soze so Sate had a few thieves put to it. Men he knew he could march into certain death.
but keaton had. edie finneran was his extradition advisor. she knew who he was and what he knew.	I don't
i said i never heard of him.	But Keaton had. Edie Finneran was his extradition advisor. She knew who he was and what he knew.
his own people were selling him to a gang of hungarians. most likely the same hungarians that sate all but wiped out back in turkey. the money wasn't there for dope. the hungarians were going to buy the one guy that could finger soze for them.	I said I never heard of him.
i never heard of him.	His own people were selling him to a gang of Hungarians. Most likely the same Hungarians that Sate all but wiped out back in Turkey. The money wasn't there for dope. The Hungarians were going to buy the one guy that could finger Soze for them.
he was a stool pigeon for the justice department. he swore out a statement to federal marshals that he had seen and could positively identify one keyser soze and had intimate knowledge of his business, including, but not exclusive to, drug trafficking and murder.	I never heard of him.
but keaton...	It was Keyser Soze, Agent Kujan. I mean the Devil himself. How do you shoot the Devil in the back?
i was afraid, okay? somehow, i was sure it was keyser soze at that point. i couldn't bring myself to raise my gun to him.	But Keaton...
then why didn't you help him?	I WAS AFRAID, OKAY? Somehow, I was sure it was Keyser Soze at that point. I couldn't bring myself to raise my gun to him.
i don't understand what you're saying. i saw keaton get shot, i swear to you.	Then why didn't you help him?
you know. you've known this whole fucking time. give it to me.	I don't understand what you're saying. I saw Keaton get shot, I swear to you.
i don't know what you're talking about.	YOU KNOW. YOU'VE KNOWN THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME. GIVE IT TO ME.
try to reef lying to me now. i know everything .	I don't know what you're talking about.
yes you do. you know what i'm getting at. the truth. try to tell me you didn't know. try to tell me you saw someone kill keaton .	TRY TO REEF LYING TO ME NOW. I KNOW EVERYTHING .
i don't.	YES YOU DO. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING AT. THE TRUTH. TRY TO TELL ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW. TRY TO TELL ME YOU SAW SOMEONE KILL KEATON .
don't shine me, verbal. no more stalling. you know what i'm getting at.	I don't.
wait a minute.	I don't have a minute. Are you saying it was Keyser Soze? You told the D.A. you didn't know who it was.
a man in a suit with a slim build. tall.	Wait a minute.
why didn't you say anything?	I tried, believe me, but Keaton wouldn't have it. It was too far-fetched for him. Keaton was a grounded guy. An ex-cop. To a cop, the explanation is never that complicated. It's always simple. There's
i wanted to. i thought we could make it.	Why didn't you say anything?
what call?	Kobayashi told us where we could find Fenster.
mcmanus was furious. he was talking about tracking him down and ripping his heart out and all sorts of shit. that night we got the call.	What call?
then what?	McManus was furious. He was talking about tracking him down and ripping his heart out and all sorts of shit. That night we got the call.
give a guy a break, huh?	What happened?
you're stalling, verbal.	Give a guy a break, huh?
the quartet is part of the bit about kobayashi. the quartet was in my file, along with every other thing i had done since high school, see? aliases, middle- men. they knew me better than i did. they knew all of us.	You're stalling, Verbal.
can we just get back to kobayashi?	The quartet is part of the bit about Kobayashi. The quartet was in my file, along with every other thing I had done since high school, see? Aliases, middle- men. They knew me better than I did. They knew all of us.
oh, but it's not. if i hadn't been nailed in illinois for running a three card monte in between sets, i never would have took off for new york. i never would have met keaton, see. that barber shop quartet was the reason for everything.	Can we just get back to Kobayashi?
this is totally irrelevant.	Oh, but it's not. If I hadn't been nailed in Illinois for running a three card monte in between sets, I never would have took off for New York. I never would have met Keaton, see. That barber shop quartet was the reason for everything.
that was how i ended up in a barber shop quartet in skokie, illinois.	This is totally irrelevant.
so why play into his hands? we can protect you.	Gee, thanks, Dave. Bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion. You'll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker. The same fuckers that rounded us up and sank us into this mess are telling me They'll bail me out? Fuck you. You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything, it will be to get rid of me.  After that, my guess is you'll never hear from him again.
where's your head, agent kujan? where do you think the pressure's coming from? keyser soze - or whatever you want to call him - knows where i am right now. he's got the front burner under' your ass to let me go so he can scoop me up ten minutes later. immunity was just to deal with you assholes. i got a whole new problem when i post bail.	So why play into his hands? We can protect you.
if there is a keyser soze he'll be looking for you.	Where's your head, Agent Kujan? Where do you think the pressure's coming from? Keyser Soze - or whatever you want to call him - knows where I am right now. He's got the front burner under' your ass to let me go so he can scoop me up ten minutes later. Immunity was just to deal with you assholes. I got a whole new problem when I post bail.
i've got immunity now. what can you possibly offer me?	If there is a Keyser Soze he'll be looking for you.
turn state's evidence. take the stand on this and we'll hear it out.	I've got immunity now. What can you possibly offer me?
you tell me, agent kujan. if i told you the loch ness monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?	Turn state's evidence. Take the stand on this and we'll hear it out.
and this is why you never told the d.a.	You tell me, Agent Kujan. If I told you the Loch Ness Monster hired me to hit the harbor, what would you say?
i came clean. i told it like it happened on the boat. so what if i left out how i got there? it's got so many holes in it, the d.a. would've told me to blow amnesty out my ass. so you got what you wanted out of me. big fucking deal.	And this is why you never told the D.A.
do you believe in him, verbal?	Keaton always said: &quot;I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.&quot; Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser SOZE.
right.	And why leave this out when you talked to the D.A.?
came from redfoot.	Right.
kobayashi.	Came from Redfoot.
so this lawyer...	Kobayashi.
no. but i'm sure keaton's dead.	Convince me. Tell me every last detail. 52    SCENE DELETED                                                              52 53    INT. HOSPITAL - DAY                                                  53                         + Kovash's room is now filled with people. Jack Baer stands next to DANIEL METZHEISER, a balding man in his forties. Next to him is Doctor Plumber. Across from her is Ridgly Waiters.
is he the one that killed keaton?	No. But I'm sure Keaton's dead.
there was a lawyer. kobayashi.	Is he the one that killed Keaton?
not from me, you piece of shit. there is no immunity from me. you atone with me or the world you live in becomes the hell you fear in the back of your tiny mind. every criminal i have put in prison,	There was a lawyer. Kobayashi.
the d.a. gave me immunity.	NOT FROM ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. THERE IS NO IMMUNITY FROM ME. You atone with me or the world you live in becomes the hell you fear in the back of your tiny mind. Every criminal I have put in prison,
you think i don't know you held out on the d.a.? what did you leave out of that testimony? i can be on the phone to ruby deemer in ten minutes.	The D.A. gave me immunity.
he wasn't behind anything. it was the lawyer.	What lawyer?
i don't think you do. but you say you saw keaton die. i think you're covering his ass and he's still out there somewhere. i think he was behind that whole circus in the harbor. my bet is he's using you because you're stupid and you think he's your friend. you tell me he's dead, so be it. i want to make sure he's dead before i go back to new york.	He wasn't behind anything. It was the lawyer.
i don't know about that.	I don't think you do. But you say you saw Keaton die. I think you're covering his ass and he's still out there somewhere. I think he was behind that whole circus in the harbor. My bet is he's using you because you're stupid and you think he's your friend. You tell me he's dead, so be it. I want to make sure he's dead before I go back to New York.
you got him wrong.	Do I? Keaton was under indictment a total                 + of seven times when he was on the force.                  + In every case, witnesses either reversed                  + their testimony to the grand jury or died                 + before they could testify. When they                      t finally did nail him for fraud, he spent                  + five years in Sing Sing. He killed three prisoners inside - one with a knife in the tailbone while he strangled him to death. Of course I can't prove this but I can't prove the best part either.
let me tell you something. i know dean keaton. i've been investigating him for three years. the guy i know is a cold-                    + blooded bastard. l.a.p.d. indicted him on three counts of murder before he was kicked off the force, so don't sell me the hooker with the heart of gold.                        +	You got him wrong.
you keep trying to lay this whole ride on                 t keaton. it wasn't like that. sure he knew, but edie had him all turned around.                 r i'm telling you straight, i swear.                        +	Let me tell you something. I know Dean Keaton. I've been investigating him for three years. The guy I know is a cold-                    + blooded bastard. L.A.P.D. indicted him on three counts of murder before he was kicked off the force, so don't sell me the hooker with the heart of gold.                        +
come on. keaton was a cop for four years. who else would know the taxi service	You keep trying to lay this whole ride on                 t Keaton. It wasn't like that. Sure he knew, but Edie had him all turned around.                 r I'm telling you straight, I swear.                        +
that was all fenster and mcmanus.	Come on. Keaton was a cop for four years. Who else would know the Taxi Service
sure. and i'm supposed to believe that hitting the taxi service wasn't his idea	That was all Fenster and McManus.
he loved her.	Sure. And I'm supposed to believe that hitting the Taxi Service wasn't his idea
oh come on, verbal. who do you think you're talking to? you really expect me to believe he retired? for a woman? bullshit. he was using her.	He loved her.
you wanted to know what happened after the line-up, i'm telling you.	Oh come on, Verbal. Who do you think you're talking to? You really expect me to believe he retired? For a woman? Bullshit. He was using her.
heartwarming. really, i feel weepy.	You wanted to know what happened after the line-up, I'm telling you.
i'11 get right to the point. i'm smarter than you. i'11 find out what i want to know and i'11 get it from you whether you like it or not.	I'm not a rat.
no.	I'11 get right to the point. I'm smarter than you. I'11 find out what I want to know and I'11 get it from you whether you like it or not.
the first thing i learned on the job, know what it was? how to spot a murderer. let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. put them all in jail overnight. the next morning, whoever is sleeping is your man. if you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest - let your guard down, you follow?	No.
i'11 be sure to mention that to him.	The first thing I learned on the job, know what it was? How to spot a murderer. Let's say you arrest three guys for the same killing. Put them all in jail overnight. The next morning, whoever is sleeping is your man. If you're guilty, you know you're caught, you get some rest - let your guard down, you follow?
there's nothing in there about ruby.	I'11 be sure to mention that to him.
he didn't have my lawyer.	I know Ruby. He's very big on respect. Likes me very much.
you know ruby is in attica?	He didn't have my lawyer.
you know a religious guy named john paul?	You know Ruby is in Attica?
you know a dealer named ruby deemer, verbal?	You know a religious guy named John Paul?
well i do have the weapons charge. i'm looking at six whole months hard time.	You know a dealer named Ruby Deemer, Verbal?
oh, i know. sweet deal you have. total immunity .	Well I do have the weapons charge. I'm looking at six whole months hard time.
that's been suppressed. anything in there is inadmissible.	Oh, I know. Sweet deal you have. Total immunity .
according to your statement you are a short-con operator. run of the mill seams. everything you do, you learned from somebody else.	That's been suppressed. Anything in there is inadmissible.
you trying to get a rise out of me, agent kujan?	I just want to hear your story.
keaton was a piece of shit.	You trying to get a rise out of me, Agent Kujan?
sure. fifteen years ago, but he was a good thief anyway, the cops wouldn't let him go legit.	Keaton was a piece of shit.
he was a corrupt cop, verbal.	Sure. Fifteen years ago, but he was a good thief Anyway, the cops wouldn't let him go legit.
i know he was good.	He was a corrupt cop, Verbal.
i know you liked keaton i know you think he was a good man.	I know he was good.
i told the d.a. everything i know.	I know you liked Keaton I know you think he was a good man.
verbal, i know you know something. i know you're not telling us everything.	I told the D.A. everything I know.
sure. and i appreciate that. and i want to help you, agent kujan. i like cops. i would have liked to have been a fed myself but my c.p. was -	Verbal, I know you know something. I know you're not telling us everything.
verbal, you know we're trying to help you.	Sure. And I appreciate that. And I want to help you, Agent Kujan. I like cops. I would have liked to have been a Fed myself but my C.P. was -
counselor, you're insulting me.	Counselor, you're bluffing. Shall I push for misdemeanor two?
weapons. misdemeanor one.	Counselor, you're insulting me.
you're joking.	Weapons. Misdemeanor one.
mr. kint will plead guilty to weapons possession.	You're joking.
i'11 take my chances then. i'11 feel safer without a job if a man like mr. kint is behind bars.	Mr. Kint will plead guilty to weapons possession.
counselor, i will prosecute your client.	Then prosecute. I will be very impressed to see if the District Attorney manages to bring in twenty-seven simultaneous counts of murder against one man with cerebral palsy. I would think a man with your job would agree with these alleged &quot;faceless people in City Hall&quot; you mention.
immunity.	Counselor, I will prosecute your client.
may-i be frank, counselor? i suspect your political power as much as i respect it. i don't know why mr. kint has so many faceless allies in city hall, and i don't care. the embarrassment he helped cause the city of new york will not happen here.	Immunity.
no provisions, nothing. my clients testimony for his immunity.	May-I be frank, Counselor? I suspect your political power as much as I respect it. I don't know why Mr. Kint has so many faceless allies in City Hall, and I don't care. The embarrassment he helped cause the city of New York will not happen here.
the district attorney's office will comply provided -	No provisions, nothing. My clients testimony for his immunity.
my client offers his full cooperation in these proceedings. in exchange, his testimony is to be sealed and all matters incriminating to himself are to be rendered inadmissible.	The district attorney's office will comply provided -
yes.	Ah.  How did they treat you?
good.    you ever been inside a hospital?	Yes.
i'm fine.	Good.    You ever been inside a hospital?
abrams.  yes.  how are you today?	I'm fine.
abrams...	Abrams.  Yes.  How are you today?
mr. abraham...	Abrams...
and so what is the rest of his case aside from dr. thompson?	As far as we know, nothing.
very good.	And so what is the rest of his case aside from Dr. Thompson?
how good's your intelligence?	Very good.
nothing.	How good's your intelligence?
what did he find?	Nothing.
she's the only nurse who isn't testifying for the doctors.	What did he find?
why did he go to see mary rooney?	She's the only nurse who isn't testifying for the Doctors.
i know that answer.  if we went to trial would we win?	Yes.
well, of course, it's always dangerous ...	I know that answer.  If we went to trial would we win?
if we were to go to trial, would we win the case?	Well, of course, it's always dangerous ...
all right.  but let's keep the price down.  i've called ed concannon.  he recommends that we continue to respond as if we're going to trial.	If we were to go to trial, would we win the case?
so what i want to do is stop it here.  i'm going to make him an offer.  i want to do it myself.  i want it to come from me.	All right.  But let's keep the price down.  I've called Ed Concannon.  He recommends that we continue to respond as if we're going to trial.
no.  absolutely, and we're going to see that it is not.	So what I want to do is stop it here.  I'm going to make him an offer.  I want to do it myself.  I want it to come from me.
i want to settle this thing and be done with it.  i don't want the archdiocese exposed.	No.  Absolutely, and we're going to see that it is not.
neither does he.  that's where he loses.  this man's scared to death to go to court.  we only have to call his bluff.	I want to settle this thing and be done with it.  I don't want the Archdiocese exposed.
no -- we don't want this case in court.	Neither does he.  That's where he loses.  This man's scared to death to go to court.  We only have to call his bluff.
this is a nuisance suit.  he's looking for small change.  he's asking for six hundred thousand and betting we don't want to go to court.	No -- we don't want this case in court.
... tell me about this case.	This is a nuisance suit.  He's looking for small change.  He's asking for six hundred thousand and betting we don't want to go to court.
the man's an ambulance chaser ...	... tell me about this case.
four cases in three years ...	The man's an ambulance chaser ...
accused.  not indicted.  he resigned the firm.  divorced nineteen seventy.  galvin worked with michael morrissey until morrissey retired in 'seventy-eight.  since then he's been on his own.  four cases before the circuit court.  he lost them all.  he drinks.	Four cases in three years ...
he was accused of jury tampering.	Accused.  Not indicted.  He resigned the firm.  Divorced nineteen seventy.  Galvin worked with Michael Morrissey until Morrissey retired in 'seventy-eight.  Since then he's been on his own.  Four cases before the Circuit Court.  He lost them all.  He drinks.
what is the truth?	That that poor girl put her trust in the hands of two men who took her life, she's in a coma, her life is gone.  She has no family, she has no home, she's tied to a machine, she has no friends --and the people who should care for her:  her Doctors, and you, and me, have been bought off to look the other way.  We have been paid to look the other way.  I came in here to take your money.   I brought snapshots to show you. So I could get your money.   I can't take it.  If I take it. If I take that money I'm lost. I'm just going to be a rich ambulance chaser.    I can't do it. I can't take it.
and no one will know the truth.	What is the truth?
nothing that we can do can make that woman well.	And no one will know the truth.
yes.  it would be.	Nothing that we can do can make that woman well.
that was our insurance company's recommendation.	Yes.  It would be.
because it struck me how neatly 'three' went into the amount.  two hundred ten thousand.  that would mean i keep seventy.	That was our insurance company's recommendation.
yes.	Because it struck me how neatly 'three' went into the amount.  Two Hundred Ten Thousand.  That would mean I keep seventy.
you thought it was just.	Yes.
we thought it was just.	You thought it was just.
how did you settle on the amount?	We thought it was just.
it's a generous offer, mr. galvin... ...nothing can make the woman well...but we try to compensate...to make a gesture...	How did you settle on the amount?
they want to settle.    it means a lot of money.	Does that mean I'm back for awhile?
what does it mean?	They want to settle.    It means a lot of money.
that's the call that i'm waiting for.	What does it mean?
this is going to drive the ante up.	Frank Galvin's ... who's calling please?  Bishop Brophy's office ...
... a mrs. doneghy called ... i told you that.	This is going to drive the ante up.
you know what that would mean?  to get somebody from a boston hospital to say he'll testify?	... a Mrs. Doneghy called ... I told you that.
it looks that way.	You know what that would mean?  To get somebody from a Boston hospital to say he'll testify?
... he wants to testify ...?	It looks that way.
mickey told him to call.  'he's some very hotshot surgeon at mass. commonwealth.  he wants to meet with you at seven tonight re testimony in the case of deborah ann kaye.  you meet him at the hospital.'	... he wants to testify ...?
gruber...	Mickey told him to call.  'He's some very hotshot surgeon at Mass. Commonwealth.  He wants to meet with you at seven tonight re testimony in the case of Deborah Ann Kaye.  You meet him at the hospital.'
... that was a dr. david gruber's office ...	Gruber...
... yes.  get her on the phone ...	... that was a Dr. David Gruber's office ...
... here's your mail, call mrs. doneghy ...	... yes.  Get her on the phone ...
mickey told me to come back to work.	... here's your mail, call Mrs. Doneghy ...
what are you doing here?	Mickey told me to come back to work.
my god, we tried to save her...you can't know...you can't know...	Tell us.
you reached down into death.  now, isn't that right?	My God, we tried to save her...You can't know...You can't know...
yes!	You reached down into death.  Now, isn't that right?
...to save her and to save the baby.  is that...	Yes!
...we did everything we could...	...to save her and to save the baby.  Is that...
...a patient riddled with complications, questionable information on her, on her admitting form...	...We did everything we could...
yes.	...A patient riddled with complications, questionable information on her, on her admitting form...
...you brought thirty years of medical experience to bear.  isn't that what you did?	Yes.
well, we...	...You brought thirty years of medical experience to bear.  Isn't that what you did?
and what did your team do...	Well, we...
that's right.	And what did your team do...
...and her heart stopped and she wasn't getting oxygen.	That's right.
she'd aspirated vomitus into her mask...	She THREW UP IN HER MASK.  Let's cut the bullshit.  Say it:  She THREW UP IN HER MASK.
tell me one?	She'd aspirated vomitus into her mask...
well, many reasons, actually...	Tell me one?
why wasn't she getting oxygen...?	Well, many reasons, actually...
it's a common medical expression, it's a crash program to restore the heartbeat.  dr. marx cut an airway in her trachea, to get her oxygen, her and the baby...ms.nevins...	Why wasn't she getting oxygen...?
`code blue,' what does that mean...?	It's a common medical expression, it's a crash program to restore the heartbeat.  Dr. Marx cut an airway in her trachea, to get her oxygen, her and the baby...Ms.Nevins...
we went to code blue...	`Code Blue,' what does that mean...?
what did these people do when her heart stopped?	We went to Code Blue...
mary rooney, the obstetrical nurse...	What did these people do when her heart stopped?
ms. nevins, nurse-anesthetist; dr.marx, of course...	Mary Rooney, the obstetrical nurse...
dr. towler, who was in the operating room with you?	Ms. Nevins, nurse-anesthetist; Dr.Marx, of course...
thank you.  when debby...	Dr. Towler, who was in the operating room with you?
anything special about the case?	When she...
yes.	Anything special about the case?
you were there to help dr. marx deliver her baby.  were you not?	Yes.
yes.	You were there to help Dr. Marx deliver her baby.  Were you not?
answer affirmatively.  simply. keep those answers to three words. you weren't `part of a group,' you were her anesthesiologist.  isn't that right?	Yes.
...i was one of a group of...	Answer affirmatively.  Simply. Keep those answers to three words. You weren't `part of a group,' you were her anesthesiologist.  Isn't that right?
you were the anesthesiologist at her delivery may twelfth, nineteen seventy...	...I was one of a group of...
i was her doctor.	You were the anesthesiologist at her delivery May twelfth, nineteen seventy...
say it.	I was her doctor.
yes.	Say it.
whatever the `truth' is, let's hear that.  you were her doctor.	Yes.
don't equivocate.  be positive. just tell the truth.	Whatever the `truth' is, let's hear that.  You were her doctor.
no, actually, she was referred to me.  she was dr. hagman's patient...	Don't equivocate.  Be positive. Just tell the truth.
objection!	And you would come here, and on a slip of memory four years ago, you'd ruin their lives.
...almost nine minutes...  causing brain damage.	Your Honor...!  Your Honor...
we've touched on this, his own witness has said...	...almost nine minutes...  causing brain damage.
...to get her heartbeat back...?	We've touched on this, his own witness has said...
objection, we've...	...to get her heartbeat back...?
ed concannon.	Frank Galvin.  We've met before.
i did.	Objection.
sir.  yes.  when a thing is wrong...as in this case, i am available.  i am seventy-four years old, i am not board-certified.  i have been practicing medicine for forty-six years and i know when an injustice has been done.	Do you, indeed.  I'll bet you do. Fine.  Fine.  We'll save the court the time.  We will admit the Doctor as an `expert witness,' fine.
yes, we've heard that.  doctor: you testify quite a bit against other physicians?  isn't that right? you, you're available for that? when you're paid to be there?	Sir.  Yes.  When a thing is wrong...as in this case, I am available.  I am seventy-four years old, I am not board-certified.  I have been practicing medicine for forty-six years and I know when an injustice has been done.
i'm on the staff of...	Yes, we've heard that.  Doctor: you testify quite a bit against other physicians?  Isn't that right? You, you're available for that? When you're paid to be there?
uh-huh.  still practice a lot of medicine?	I'm on the staff of...
i am seventy-four years old.	Uh-huh.  Still practice a lot of medicine?
how old are you?	I am seventy-four years old.
`methodology and techniques of anesthesiology.'  yes.	How old are you?
...of anesthesiology?	`Methodology and Techniques of Anesthesiology.'  Yes.
meth...methodology and technique...	...of Anesthesiology?
what book is that?	Meth...Methodology and Technique...
through, through his book.	What book is that?
how is that?	Through, through his book.
i know of him.	How is that?
do you know dr. robert towler...?	I know of him.
i'm just an m.d.	Do you know Dr. Robert Towler...?
orthopedics?	I'm just an M.D.
no.	Orthopedics?
neurology?	No.
no.	Neurology?
...i'm sure it is, but this is massachusetts, doctor.  certified in internal medicine?	No.
no, i am not.  it's quite common in new york state...	...I'm sure it is, but this is Massachusetts, Doctor.  Certified in Internal Medicine?
are you board-certified in anesthesiology, doctor?	No, I am not.  It's quite common in New York State...
just as you are, sir...	Are you board-certified in anesthesiology, Doctor?
engaged to render an opinion.  for a price.  is that correct?  you're being paid to be here today?	Just as you are, Sir...
that is correct.  i was engaged to render an opinion.	Engaged to render an opinion.  For a price.  Is that correct?  You're being paid to be here today?
dr. thompson, just so the jury knows, you never treated deborah ann kaye.  is that correct?	That is correct.  I was engaged to render an opinion.
thank you, your honor.  further: ms. costello is a rebuttal witness. as a `surprise witness' she may only serve to rebut direct testimony.  as her only evidentiary rebuttal was the admitting form, which has been disallowed i request that her entire testimony be disallowed and the jury advised that they must totally disregard her appearance here.	I'm going to uphold that.
the document is disallowed, the jury will be advised not to consider the testimony of kathy costello regarding the xerox form.    it's unsubstantiated and we  can't accept a copy in preference to the original...	Thank you, your Honor.  Further: Ms. Costello is a rebuttal witness. As a `Surprise Witness' she may only serve to rebut direct testimony.  As her only evidentiary rebuttal was the admitting form, which has been disallowed I request that her entire testimony be disallowed and the jury advised that they must totally disregard her appearance here.
...one moment, mr. concannon...	The document is disallowed, the jury will be advised not to consider the testimony of Kathy Costello regarding the Xerox form.    It's unsubstantiated and we  can't accept a copy in preference to the original...
thank you, your honor.  we object to the copy of the admissions form as incompetemt and essentially hearsay evidence and cite mcgee versus state of indiana, u.s. 131 point 2 and 216 through 25 of the uniform code:  'the admission of a duplicate document in preference to an existing original must presuppose the possibility of alteration and so must be disallowed.'  and, your honor, having given the plaintiff the leeway we would like your ruling on this issue now:  we object to the admission of the xerox form.	...one moment, Mr. Concannon...
no further questions.	You may step down.
objection!  this is ri...expect us to accept a photocopy, we have the original right...	I'll rule on that presently.   Proceed.
nothing further, your honor.	Mr. Galvin, rebuttal?
mr. concannon...?	Nothing further, your Honor.
huh!	My doctors didn't want a settlement at any price.  They wanted this cleared up in court.  They want their vindication.  I agree with them.  But for today the offer stands.  Before we begin the publicity of a trial.  For today only.    When I  walk out that door the offer is withdrawn.  As long as you understand that.  It's got to be that way.
your honor, bishop brophy and the archdiocese have offered plaintiff two hundred and ten thousand dollars.	Huh!
and why, please tell us, would you think that?	After, after the operation, when that poor girl, she went in a coma. Dr. Towler called me in.  He told me he had five difficult deliveries in a row and he was tired, and he never looked at the admittance form.    And he told me to change the form.  He told me to change the one to a nine.   Or else, or else, he said...  He said he'd fire me.  He said I'd never work again....Who were these men...? Who were these men...?  I wanted to be  a nurse...
i thought i would need it.	And why, please tell us, would you think that?
...what in the world would induce you to make a photocopy of some obscure record and hold it fouryears?  this is a...why?  why would you do that?	I thought I would need it.
you didn't write that figure.  and how is it that you remember that so clearly after four years?	Because I kept a copy.  I have it right here.
yes, i, yes, i signed it, yes. but i, i didn't write that figure.	You didn't write that figure.  And how is it that you remember that so clearly after four years?
you've just said you signed it.	Yes, I, yes, I signed it, yes. But I, I didn't write that figure.
that's not my handwriting.	You've just said you signed it.
you swore on this form that the patient ate nine hours ago.	That's not my handwriting.
i do.  yes.	You swore on this form that the patient ate nine hours ago.
`they lied.'  indeed!  when did they lie?  and do you know what a lie is?	I do.  Yes.
they lied.	`They lied.'  Indeed!  When did they lie?  And do you know what a lie is?
i...	You know these doctors could have settled out of court.  They wanted a trial.  They wanted to clear their names.
then, please, which is correct? you've sworn today the patient ate one hour ago.  four years ago you swore she ate nine hours ago? which is the lie.  when were you lying?	I...
i...yes.	Then, please, which is correct? You've sworn today the patient ate one hour ago.  Four years ago you swore she ate nine hours ago? Which is the lie.  When were you lying?
and wasn't that an oath...?  these are your initials here:  k.c. when you signed this chart you took an oath.  no less important than that which you took today.   isn't that right?   isn't that right...?	I...yes.
i . . ..	And wasn't that an oath...?  These are your initials here:  K.C. When you signed this chart you took an oath.  No less important than that which you took today.   Isn't that right?   Isn't that right...?
now.  i'd like to ask you something: four years ago, when you were working as a nurse, are you aware that drs. towler and marx based their treatment of deborah ann kaye on this chart that you signed . . . ?	I . . ..
yes.	Now.  I'd like to ask you something: four years ago, when you were working as a nurse, are you aware that Drs. Towler and Marx based their treatment of Deborah Ann Kaye on this chart that you signed . . . ?
...sworn before god you would tell the truth?	Yes.
yes.	...sworn before God you would tell the truth?
just now...	Yes.
yes.	Just now...
in fact, you've just taken an oath that you would not commit perjury. you've just sworn to that.  isn't that right?	Yes.
no.	In fact, you've just taken an oath that you would not commit perjury. You've just sworn to that.  Isn't that right?
you would not...?	No.
i wouldn't do it.	You would not...?
yes.    it is a crime.  a serious crime.	I wouldn't do it.
it's a crime.	Yes.    It is a crime.  A serious crime.
you are aware of the penalties for perjury...?	It's a crime.
if i could accept the offer right now, i would.  they took it back.	I understand.    I went to the Bar Association.  They tell me you're going to be disbarred.
you guys, you guys, you're all the same.  the doctors at the hospital, you...it's 'what i'm going to do for you'; but you screw up it's `we did the best that we could. i'm dreadfully sorry...'  and people like me live with your mistakes the rest of our lives.	If I could accept the offer right now, I would.  They took it back.
i'm going to win this case...mist...mr. doneghy...i'm going to the jury with a solid case, a famous doctor as an expert witness, and i'm going to win eight hundred thousand dollars.	You guys, you guys, you're all the same.  The Doctors at the hospital, you...it's 'What I'm going to do for you'; but you screw up it's `We did the best that we could. I'm dreadfully sorry...'  And people like me live with your mistakes the rest of our lives.
what you thought!?  what you thought...i'm a workingman, i'm trying to get my wife out of town, we hired you, we're paying you, i got to find out from the other side they offered two hundred...	I'm going to win this case...Mist...Mr. Doneghy...I'm going to the Jury with a solid case, a famous doctor as an expert witness, and I'm going to win eight hundred thousand dollars.
i swear to you i wouldn't have turned the offer down unless i thought that i could win the case...	What you thought!?  What you thought...I'm a workingman, I'm trying to get my wife out of town, we hired you, we're paying you, I got to find out from the other side they offered two hundred...
you ruined my life, mister...me and my wife...and i am going to ruin yours...  you don't have to go out there to see that girl.  we been going four years.    four years...my wife's been crying herself to sleep what they, what, what they did to her sister.	I swear to you I wouldn't have turned the offer down unless I thought that I could win the case...
it's all right, mickey.	You ruined my life, Mister...Me and my wife...and I am going to ruin yours...  You don't have to go out there to see that girl.  We been going four years.    Four years...my wife's been crying herself to sleep what they, what, what they did to her sister.
i'm going to have you disbarred. i'm going to have your ticket. you know what you did?  do you know what you did?	It's all right, Mickey.
hold on a second.	I'm going to have you disbarred. I'm going to have your ticket. You know what you did?  Do you know what you did?
you said you're gonna call me up. you didn't call me up.  who do you think you are?    who do you think you are...?	Hold on a second.
what is this going to cost?	It's completely done on a contingency basis.  That means whatever the settlement is I retain one-third ...that is, of course, the usual arrangement ...
i completely understand ...	We just ...
... we told them we didn't want it to come out this way.	I completely understand ...
i doubt we'll have to go to trial ...	... we told them we didn't want it to come out this way.
...the archdiocese called up, they said who was our attorney, 'cause the case is coming to trial...	I doubt we'll have to go to trial ...
... that's all right.	I was telling your wife, we have a very good case here.
please sit down.  i told your wife. i'm sorry that we have to meet out here.  i've got a case coming in two days in the  superior court and my office is a mess of papers.	... that's all right.
'code blue'...	It's a common medical term.
then what good would it do to ruin the reputation of two men, to help a girl whose life's not going to be changed in the least?   you know what code blue means?	'Code Blue'...
actually, yes.  it's by no means bad, i...	Then what good would it do to ruin the reputation of two men, to help a girl whose life's not going to be changed in the least?   You know what CODE BLUE means?
she getting good care over there?	Actually, yes.  It's by no means bad, I...
...i made a detailed physical examination of the patient, sir, yesterday evening, i...	She getting good care over there?
easthampton hospital for women. excuse me, what is that, a joke? let me tell you something, doctor, those men at catherine laboure. men who are known not only in this city, but the world, were trying to save a woman's life.  they were there, and here you are, four years later, read some hospital report, and say...	...I made a detailed physical examination of the patient, Sir, yesterday evening, I...
i am on the staff of...	Easthampton Hospital for Women. Excuse me, what is that, a joke? Let me tell you something, Doctor, those men at Catherine Laboure. Men who are known not only in this city, but the world, were trying to save a woman's life.  They were there, and here you are, four years later, read some hospital report, and say...
what qualifies you as an expert in anesthetics?	I am on the staff of...
i am seventy-four years old.	What qualifies you as an expert in anesthetics?
is that what a good doctor would do?  how old are you, please?	I am seventy-four years old.
...she went in complaining of stomach cramps.  good doctor would have doubted the information on the chart.	Is that what a good doctor would do?  How old are you, please?
...that's what the sister said. the chart said she ate nine hours prior to...	...she went in complaining of stomach cramps.  Good doctor would have doubted the information on the chart.
her sister said she ate one hour prior to admittance...she...	...that's what the sister said. The chart said she ate nine hours prior to...
why is that?	Her sister said she ate one hour prior to admittance...she...
they gave her the wrong anesthetic.	Why is that?
the doctors were not negligent.	I...um...
i...given the limits of your question, that's correct.	The Doctors were not negligent.
then you're saying there's no negligence, based on my question?	I...given the limits of your question, that's correct.
i...in that small context i would have...i would have to say 'no.'	Then you're saying there's no negligence, based on my question?
are you saying that a failure to restore the heartbeat within nine minutes in itself constitutes bad medical practice?	Well...
you sure you don't want me to stay on.	No.  No.  Thank you. You go home.
yes...i...yes.	You sure you don't want me to stay on.
you know...sometimes people can surprise you.  sometimes they have a great capacity to hear the truth.	Yes...I...yes.
no.  no thank you, doctor.  you go home.	You know...sometimes people can surprise you.  Sometimes they have a great capacity to hear the truth.
i'm afraid that's not true.   will you want me to stay on till monday?	No.  No thank you, Doctor.  You go home.
no, you did fine.	I'm afraid that's not true.   Will you want me to stay on till Monday?
i didn't do too well for you.	No, you did fine.
now, dr. towler's testified that they restored the heartbeat within three or four minutes.  in your opinion is his estimate correct?	It's my opinion it took him much longer.  Nine...ten minutes. There's too much brain damage.
cardiac arrest.  during delivery her heart stopped.  when the heart stops the brain's deprived of oxygen.  you get brain damage. that is why she's in the state she's in today.	Now, Dr. Towler's testified that they restored the heartbeat within three or four minutes.  In your opinion is his estimate correct?
dr. thompson.  from your review of the hospital records of may twelfth nineteen seventy-six.  in your opinion, what happened to deborah ann kaye?	Cardiac arrest.  During delivery her heart stopped.  When the heart stops the brain's deprived of oxygen.  You get brain damage. That is why she's in the state she's in today.
these people play very rough. they don't want to lose this case. there's a lot of pressure they can bring to bear, i...	There's nothing they can do to me.
...what difference would...	These people play very rough. They don't want to lose this case. There's a lot of pressure they can bring to bear, I...
...apartment.   no, no. please.  you don't know who we're dealing with, i, please believe me, they...	...What difference would...
...i made a reservation at...	...apartment.   No, no. Please.  You don't know who we're dealing with, I, please believe me, they...
yes.  yes.  i think so.  i hope you'll be comfortable.  i'm putting you up at my...	...I made a reservation at...
from what i've seen, mr. galvin, you have a very good case...	Yes.  Yes.  I think so.  I hope you'll be comfortable.  I'm putting you up at my...
i'm going to take you to the home to see the girl...	From what I've seen, Mr. Galvin, you have a very good case...
that's what i'd planned to...	I'm going to take you to the home to see the girl...
i have some errands to run, and then i thought we'd spend the evening...	That's what I'd planned to...
dr. thompson...?	It was good of you to meet...
negligent.  yes...it would have been criminal.  but that was not the case.	Thank you.
if she had eaten, say one hour prior to admission, the inducement of a general anaesthetic...the type you gave her... would have been negligent...?	Negligent.  Yes...it would have been criminal.  But that was not the case.
she threw up in her mask, yes. but she hadn't eaten one hour prior to admission.	If she had eaten, say one hour prior to admission, the inducement of a general anaesthetic...the type you gave her... would have been negligent...?
...page 414, 'if a patient has taken nourishment within one hour prior to inducement, general anaesthetic should be avoided at all costs because of the grave risk the patient will aspirate food particles into his mask.'  is that what happened to deborah  ann kaye?  she aspirated into her mask?	She threw up in her mask, yes. But she hadn't eaten one hour prior to admission.
yes.	...Page 414, 'If a patient has taken nourishment within one hour prior to inducement, general anaesthetic should be avoided at all costs because of the grave risk the patient will aspirate food particles into his mask.'  Is that what happened to Deborah  Ann Kaye?  She aspirated into her mask?
and you wrote that...	Yes.
i.  yes.  it is.	And you wrote that...
'practice and methodology in anaesthesia.'  general textbook on the subject.  is  that correct?	I.  Yes.  It is.
yes.  i wrote it.	'Practice and Methodology in Anaesthesia.'  General textbook on the subject.  Is  that correct?
dr. towler; page 406, 'contraindications to general anaesthetic.  ideally a  patient should refrain from taking nourishment up to nine hours prior to induction of general anaesthetic.'  does that sound familiar?	Yes.  I wrote it.
uh, why, why are you doing this?	To do right.  Isn't that why you're doing it?
... that's perfectly all right.	Uh, why, why are you doing this?
thank you ...	... that's perfectly all right.
i understand.	... the case with anyone.  And I'll meet you Tuesday, and we'll go over your testimony ...
we have to ... we ... we have to keep you under wraps.  please don't, don't discuss ...	I understand.
okay.  i'll meet you here.  tuesday night ... i gotta go.  you going my way?	We have to ... we ... we have to keep you under wraps.  Please don't, don't discuss ...
well, well, when can we meet again. i'd like to get a deposition..	Okay.  I'll meet you here.  Tuesday night ... I gotta go.  You going my way?
what are they going to do?  not invite me to their birthday party ...?   look, i gotta go.  i have to be in cambridge ...	Well, well, when can we meet again. I'd like to get a deposition..
the hospital is owned by the archdioceses of ...	What are they going to do?  Not invite me to their Birthday party ...?   Look, I gotta go.  I have to be in Cambridge ...
the most respected ...	Whose side are you arguing ...?  I thought that you wanted to do something.  I don't have any interest in the woman's 'estate' -- No offense, but we all know where the money's going  to ... I have an interest in the Hospital;  and I don't want those bozos working in the same shop as me.  They gave her the wrong anesthetic.  They turned the girl into a vegetable. They killed her and they killed her kid.  You caught 'em.  Now: how many others did they kill?
i read the file.  yeah.  marx and towler.  i know who they were.	The most respected ...
do you know who her doctors were?	I read the file.  Yeah.  Marx and Towler.  I know who they were.
her doctors murdered her.  they gave her the wrong anaesthetic and they put her in the hospital for life.    her doctors murdered her.	Do you know who her doctors were?
) i'm sorry ...?	Her doctors murdered her.  They gave her the wrong anaesthetic and they put her in the hospital for life.    Her doctors murdered her.
her doctors killed her.	) I'm sorry ...?
uh ... in the, well, in the interests of her family ... you, dr. gruber, you know, you can never tell what a jury is going to do. st. catherine's a very well thought of institution.  her doctors ...	Her doctors killed her.
why?	Uh ... in the, well, in the interests of her family ... you, Dr. Gruber, you know, you can never tell what a jury is going to do. St. Catherine's a very well thought of institution.  Her doctors ...
yes.	Why?
you're going to settle out of court?	Yes.
yes.	You're going to settle out of court?
... and you're going to do that?	Yes.
the archdiocese called, they want to settle ... her estate ...	... and you're going to do that?
right.  who called?	The Archdiocese called, they want to settle ... her estate ...
they called, they're going to settle, what i want to do is build up as much ...	Right.  Who called?
... deborah ann kaye ...	They called, they're going to settle, what I want to do is build up as much ...
... deborah ann kaye ...	... Deborah Ann Kaye ...
i read the hospital report on your client.	... Deborah Ann Kaye ...
that's perfectly all right.  i'm kind of rushed.  do you mind if we walk while we talk?	I read the hospital report on your client.
i appreciate--a man as busy as--	That's perfectly all right.  I'm kind of rushed.  Do you mind if we walk while we talk?
yes?  galvin, right?	I appreciate--a man as busy as--
dr. gruber ...	Yes?  Galvin, right?
you think i'm pushy now, wait 'til i get you on the stand...	Well, maybe you better do that, then.   You know you guys are all the same. You don't care who gets hurt. You're a bunch of whores.  You'd do anything for a dollar.  You got no loyalty...no nothing...you're a bunch of whores.
you know, you're pushy, fella...	You think I'm pushy now, wait 'til I get you on the stand...
then why don't you testify?	You know, you're pushy, fella...
i don't owe them a goddamn thing.	Then why don't you testify?
i do.  who is it?  the doctors. what do you owe them?	I don't owe them a goddamn thing.
who says that i'm protecting anyone?	I do.  Who is it?  The Doctors. What do you owe them?
who are you protecting, then?	Who says that I'm protecting anyone?
i didn't do it, mister.	Who are you protecting, then?
who put my client in the hospital for life.	I didn't do it, Mister.
and ask me what?	Who put my client in the hospital for life.
i can subpoena you, you know.  i can get you up there on the stand.	And ask me what?
then why aren't you testifying for their side?	I can subpoena you, you know.  I can get you up there on the stand.
nothing happened.	Then why aren't you testifying for their side?
you know what happened.	Nothing happened.
i've got nothing to say to you.	You know what happened.
i want someone who was in the o.r. we're going to win the case, there's no  question of that.  it's just a matter of how big...	I've got nothing to say to you.
...you got your doctor's testimony. why do you need me?	I want someone who was in the O.R. We're going to win the case, there's no  question of that.  It's just a matter of how big...
he's the assistant chief of anesthesiology, massachusetts commonwealth.  he says your doctors, towler and marx, put my girl in the hospital for life.  and we can prove that.  what we don't know is why.  what went on in there?  in the o.r.  that's what we'd like to know.  something went wrong.  and you know what it was.  they gave her the wrong anesthetic.  what happened?  the phone rang...someone got distracted...what?	...you got your doctor's testimony. Why do you need me?
no.	He's the Assistant Chief of Anesthesiology, Massachusetts Commonwealth.  He says your doctors, Towler and Marx, put my girl in the hospital for life.  And we can prove that.  What we don't know is why.  What went on in there?  In the O.R.  That's what we'd like to know.  Something went wrong.  And you know what it was.  They gave her the wrong anesthetic.  What happened?  The phone rang...someone got distracted...what?
i'll just take a minute.  deborah ann kaye.  you know what i'm talking about.  the case is going to trial. our chief witness is a dr. david gruber, you know who he is?	No.
i told the guy i didn't want to talk to...	I'll just take a minute.  Deborah Ann Kaye.  You know what I'm talking about.  The case is going to trial. Our chief witness is a Dr. David Gruber, you know who he is?
i'm joe galvin, i'm representing deborah ann kaye, case against st. catherine laboure.	I told the guy I didn't want to talk to...
exception!	Noted.  Thank you.   Miss Costello was a rebuttal witness.  Her sole rebuttal was the document,  which has been disallowed...
overruled...	Exception!
i object, your honor...	Overruled...
nothing further, your honor...	Mr. Concannon...?
damn right i'm done.  i'm going to ask for a mistrial and i'm going to request that you disqualify yourself from sitting on this case. i'm going to take a transcript to the state and ask that they impeach your ass.	You aren't going to get a mistrial, boy.  We're going back this afternoon, we're going to try this case to an end.  Now you get out of here before I call the Bailiff and have you thrown in jail.
are you done?	Damn right I'm done.  I'm going to ask for a mistrial and I'm going to request that you disqualify yourself from sitting on this case. I'm going to take a transcript to the State and ask that they impeach your ass.
and don't give me this shit, 'i was a lawyer, too.'  'cause i know who you were.  you couldn't hack it as a lawyer. you were bag man for the boys and you still are.  i know who you are.	Are you done?
galvin, look, many years ago...	And don't give me this shit, 'I was a lawyer, too.'  'Cause I know who you were.  You couldn't hack it as a lawyer. You were Bag Man for the Boys and you still are.  I know who you are.
no, no, you listen to me.  all i wanted in this case is an even shake.  you rushed me into court in five days...my star witness disappears, i can't get a continuance, and i don't give a damn.  i'm going up there and i'm going to try it.  let the jury decide.  they told me sweeney he's a hard-ass, he's a defendant's judge.  i don't care.  i said, the hell with it.  the hell with it. i'll take my chances he'll be fair.	Galvin, look, many years ago...
listen to me, fella...	No, no, you listen to me.  All I wanted in this case is an even shake.  You rushed me into court in five days...my star witness disappears, I can't get a continuance, and I don't give a damn.  I'm going up there and I'm going to try it.  Let the Jury decide.  They told me Sweeney he's a hard-ass, he's a defendant's judge.  I don't care.  I said, the hell with it.  The hell with it. I'll take my chances he'll be fair.
i'm an attorney on trial before the bar.  representing my client. my client, do you understand?  you open your mouth and you're losing my case for me.	Listen to me, fella...
i got a letter from the judge advocate's office on you today, fella, you're on your way out...they should have kicked you out on that lillibridge case.  now this is it today.	I'm an attorney on trial before the bar.  Representing my client. My client, do you understand?  You open your mouth and you're losing my case for me.
if i may be permitted to question my own witness in my own way...	I'd just like to get to the point, Mr. Galvin.  Let's not waste these people's time.  Answer the question, Mr. Witness.  Please.  Would a nine-minute lapse in restoring the heartbeat in and of itself be negligence?
yes, mr. galvin?	If I may be permitted to question my own witness in my own way...
what?	I believe that's the law...is it not, Mr. Galvin...?
sustained.  yes.  the witness will confine his testimony to review of the hospital records.	What?
do we have time this morning to... all right.  mr. galvin, you want to continue now, or we can resume with dr. thompson this afternoon.	Thank you, your Honor, I'll continue.  Dr. Thompson.  Did you examine Deborah Ann Kaye last night at The Northern Chronic Care Facility?
ready, your honor.	Defense...?
is the plaintiff ready?	Ready, your Honor.
i could subpoena him if i had a week.	I don't have a week.  This case never should have come to trial. You know better.  You're Mr. Independent.  You want to be independent?  Be independent now. I've got no sympathy for you.
that happens.	I could subpoena him if I had a week.
i had a witness disappear on me.	That happens.
you should have taken their offer. especially if you were unprepared.	I had a witness disappear on me.
i need an extension for my case.	You should have taken their offer. Especially if you were unprepared.
that's perfectly all right.	I need an extension for my case.
thank you for seeing me.	That's perfectly all right.
what is it?	Thank you for seeing me.
and it seems to me, a fella's trying to come back, he'd take this settlement, and get a record for himself.    i myself would take it and run like a thief.	I'm sure you would.
i wasn't disbarred, they dropped the pro...	And it seems to me, a fella's trying to come back, he'd take this settlement, and get a record for himself.    I myself would take it and run like a thief.
...that's true.  sometimes they change, sometimes they don't. now, i remember back to when you were disbarred...	I wasn't disbarred, they dropped the pro...
...things change.	...that's true.  Sometimes they change, sometimes they don't. Now, I remember back to when you were disbarred...
that's it...?    come on, guys...life is too short...  you tell me if you're playing 'chicken,' or you mean it.    frank:  i don't think i'm talking out of school, but i just heard someone offer you two hundred grand...and that's a lot of money...and if i may say, you haven't got the best of records.	...things change.
my client can't walk, your honor.	I know full well she can't, Frank. You see the Padre on your way out and he'll punch your ticket.  You follow me?  I'm trying to help you.
i'm sure it is, frank:  and let me tell you something.  if we find it so complex, how in the hell you think you're going to make a jury understand it?   see my point?  let's talk a minute. frank: what will you and your client take right now this very minute to walk out of here and let this damn thing drop?	My client can't walk, your Honor.
this is a complicated case, your honor...	I'm sure it is, Frank:  and let me tell you something.  If we find it so complex, how in the hell you think you're going to make a jury understand it?   See my point?  Let's talk a minute. Frank: what will you and your client take right now this very minute to walk out of here and let this damn thing drop?
now, have you boys tried to resolve your little difficulty because that certainly would save the commonwealth a lot of time and bother.	This is a complicated case, your Honor...
why is that?	I was held up.
yessir.  i'm sorry.	Why is that?
yes, we know that you do.  i have it in my files.  that's at the manhattan health center...	No.  At Chelsea Childcare.  Okay. Look, call me Monday, hey?  I'm late for work.
we get it at work.  we get the magazine at work.	Yes, we know that you do.  I have it in my files.  That's at the Manhattan Health Center...
we have a renew-your-subscription offer...	We get it at work.  We get the magazine at work.
missus...	We have a renew-your-subscription offer...
that's why i'm calling, miss price...	Missus...
my subscription lapsed three years ago...	That's why I'm calling, Miss Price...
we find that your subscription lapsed...	My subscription lapsed three years ago...
kathy price.	We find that your subscription lapsed...
pardon?	Kathy Price.
yes.  price...	Pardon?
this is miss costello...?	Yes.  Price...
how come you're calling me from...?	This is Miss Costello...?
this is mr. wallace in subscriptions?	How come you're calling me from...?
from the magazine?	This is Mr. Wallace in Subscriptions?
i'm calling from professional nurse quarterly...	From the magazine?
if you're selling something, i'm late for work...	I'm calling from Professional Nurse Quarterly...
hello, i'm calling from...	If you're selling something, I'm late for work...
mr. galvin's...	Let me talk to Mickey.
i can't guarantee that...	I understand.  Thank you, my name is Galvin.  I'll be at the following number in a half an hour.  It's urgent.
...would you, would you call him up.  i'll give you my number, and ask him...	I can't guarantee that...
i'm sorry, sir, we're not allowed...	...Would you, would you call him up.  I'll give you my number, and ask him...
i have to reach him.  this is an emergency.  could you give me his home number?	I'm sorry, Sir, we're not allowed...
business hours are over, sir. this is the switch...	I have to reach him.  This is an emergency.  Could you give me his home number?
mr. alito, please.	Business hours are over, Sir. This is the switch...
continental casualty...	Mr. Alito, please.
i have to talk to you.	Call the A.M.A.  to Laura) ...I can't talk now.  ...tell them you're Dr. Somebody...you have to find this nurse...
thank you.	I have to talk to you.
what are you going to do?	I don't have a goddamned idea.
no.	What are you going to do?
is it over?	No.
no...no...	Yes.   We've all got to let go.
you're pressuring yourself...	No...no...
stop pressuring me...	You're pressuring yourself...
joe...  joe...	Stop pressuring me...
what is that to you...?	What would you like it to be to me...?  I, I, I can't invest in failure.
what is your wife's picture doing by the side of your...	What is that to you...?
it's over!	What is your wife's picture doing by the side of your...
oh, yes, i do, joe.  believe me. you say you're going to lose.  is it my fault?  listen!  the damned case doesn't start until tomorrow and already it's over for you!	It's over!
you, you don't under...	Oh, yes, I do, Joe.  Believe me. You say you're going to lose.  Is it my fault?  Listen!  The damned case doesn't start until tomorrow and already it's over for you!
you're like a kid, you're coming in here like it's saturday night, you want me to say that you've got a fever -- you don't have to go to school...	You, you don't under...
if i don't 'grow up...'	You're like a kid, you're coming in here like it's Saturday night, you want me to say that you've got a fever -- you don't have to go to school...
not if you don't grow up...	If I don't 'grow up...'
is there going to be a later...?	Not if you don't grow up...
maybe i'll tell you later.	Is there going to be a later...?
and what makes you so tough?	Maybe I'll tell you later.
you told me so.  maybe you'd get some sympathy.  you came to the wrong place.	And what makes you so tough?
who told you that?	You told me so.  Maybe you'd get some sympathy.  You came to the wrong place.
you want me to tell you it's your fault?  it probably is.  what are you going to do about it?   i thought it's not over till the jury comes in.	Who told you that?
i...	You want me to tell you it's your fault?  It probably is.  What are you going to do about it?   I thought it's not over till the jury comes in.
you do what you want.  you want to leave...you want to go kill yourself?	I...
i...do you want me to leave?	You do what you want.  You want to leave...You want to go kill yourself?
well, then what are you doing here?	I...do you want me to leave?
yes.	Well, then what are you doing here?
and it's over...?	Yes.
that's what i am.	And it's over...?
you're talking like a drunk.	That's what I am.
that's not the question.  it's over.  do you think that it's my fault?  if i'd...if i'd...i never should have taken it.  there was no way that i was going to win.	You're talking like a drunk.
isn't there something you...	That's not the question.  It's over.  Do you think that it's my fault?  If I'd...if I'd...I never should have taken it.  There was no way that I was going to win.
do you think it's my fault?	Isn't there something you...
you're going to stay here...?	Yes.
you can't work if you can't think. you get in bed.  it's all right. i'll stay here with you.  it's all right.  come on...	You're going to stay here...?
i've got to work.	You can't work if you can't think. You get in bed.  It's all right. I'll stay here with you.  It's all right.  Come on...
why don't you get some rest?	I've got to work.
no, no, i'm just...	Why don't you get some rest?
do you want me to go...?	No, no, I'm just...
i've got to work...	Do you want me to go...?
...and is that serious?	I've got to work...
they, uh, they got to my witness.	...and is that serious?
what happened...?	They, uh, they got to my witness.
we, we...no...we just had a small reversal in the case... i have some, uh...i have some work to do...	What happened...?
is this a bad time.	We, we...No...we just had a small reversal in the case... I have some, uh...I have some work to do...
what...?	Is this a bad time.
would you like me to leave...?   is this a bad time --?	What...?
and is that what you're going to do?    is that what you're going to do...?	That's what I'm going to try to do.
maybe i can do something right.	And is that what you're going to do?    Is that what you're going to do...?
maybe what?	Maybe I can do something right.
they might.  yes.  that's the point ...is that they might...you see, the jury wants to believe.  they're all cynics, sure, because they want to believe.  i have to go in there tomorrow to find twelve people to hear this case.   i'm going to see a hundred people and pick twelve.  and every one of them it's written on their face, `this is a sham.  there is no justice...' but in their heart they're saying, 'maybe...maybe...'	Maybe what?
and are they going to get it?	They might.  Yes.  That's the point ...is that they might...you see, the jury wants to believe.  They're all cynics, sure, because they want to believe.  I have to go in there tomorrow to find twelve people to hear this case.   I'm going to see a hundred people and pick twelve.  And every one of them it's written on their face, `This is a sham.  There is no justice...' but in their heart they're saying, 'Maybe...maybe...'
jimmy!  that's why the court exists.  the court doesn't exist to give them justice, eh?  but to give them a chance at justice.	And are they going to get it?
i think i will.	Jimmy!  That's why the court exists.  The court doesn't exist to give them justice, eh?  But to give them a chance at justice.
the weak, the weak have got to have somebody to fight for them. isn't that the truth?  you want another drink?	I think I will.
what if it wasn't you that i came back to see?	You just got lucky.   D'you eat yet?  Come on.
my name's frank.  and furthermore, you came back to see me tonight.	What if it wasn't you that I came back to see?
laura.	My name's Frank.  And furthermore, you came back to see me tonight.
a brick house says you divorced him.  i'll put you on your honor. bet you a hundred dollars against you join me for dinner.  and i'll take your word for it.  now you tell me the truth.  because you cannot lie to me.  what's your name?	Laura.
who says i'm the one that called it off?	A brick house says you divorced him.  I'll put you on your honor. Bet you a hundred dollars against you join me for dinner.  And I'll take your word for it.  Now you tell me the truth.  Because you cannot lie to me.  What's your name?
oh, actually it was.  then why'd you call it off?	Who says I'm the one that called it off?
yes.  it was, actually.	Oh, actually it was.  Then why'd you call it off?
really.  how wonderful for you.	Yes.  It was, actually.
my ex-husband was a lawyer.	Really.  How wonderful for you.
i'm a lawyer.	My ex-husband was a lawyer.
and what are you?  a cop?	I'm a lawyer.
what hotel are you staying at?	And what are you?  A cop?
the tv didn't work.	What Hotel are you staying at?
why?	The TV didn't work.
i changed my room at the hotel.	Why?
i changed my life today.  what did you do?	I changed my room at the Hotel.
still looking.	I changed my life today.  What did you do?
d'you find an apartment?	Still looking.
no, no, no.  i have to talk to him.  if i can only call him..	He's...you can't reach him, Sir. He's in the, on some island in the Caribbean, they don't have a phone.   He'll be back in a week...  If you'd like Dr. Halpern's number...
dr. halpern's taking all his...	No, no, no.  I have to talk to him.  If I can only call him..
i...please.  my wife...my wife's prescription has run out.  if i can call him...	Dr. Halpern's taking all his...
where is he?	I...please.  My wife...my wife's prescription has run out.  If I can call him...
he's not in, sir.	Where is he?
i had an appointment at his office, i think i must have got it wrong. we had a meeting...	He's not in, Sir.
dr. gruber's not in.	I had an appointment at his office, I think I must have got it wrong. We had a meeting...
dr. gruber.	Dr. Gruber's not in.
we got a mistrial, you know.  joe -- did you hear what i said...?	I don't want a mistrial.
i don't know.	We got a mistrial, you know.  Joe -- did you hear what I said...?
i talked to johnnie white at the bar association.   the broad used to work for one of concannon's partners in new york awhile ago.   she wanted to move to boston.    how badly did she hurt us, joe?	I don't know.
what are you doing in new york...?	Come on, we'll get a cup of coffee...
we got to talk.	What are you doing in New York...?
what the hell are you doing here?	We got to talk.
hello.  this is mr. dorchester in records.  we're looking for kathy costello...	I need a cigarette!  She left my office four years ago, we're looking for a chart...  I need a cigarette...
...four years ago...	Hello.  This is Mr. Dorchester in Records.  We're looking for Kathy Costello...
...yeah...good...	...you need some old forms that she had...somebody's dying...
the broad has disappeared...	The Hospital...?
we don't have anything from the nurse association?	The broad has disappeared...
the 'history'...?	How old are you, how many children ... when did you last eat ...
she didn't do anything.  she took the patient's history and signed the charts.  'k.c.'  'kathy costello...'	The 'History'...?
what did she do?	She didn't do anything.  She took the patient's history and signed the charts.  'K.C.'  'Kathy Costello...'
uh...the admitting nurse...	What did she do?
what difference can that make...? all right...	Uh...the admitting nurse...
all right.  who wasn't in the o.r.?	What difference can that make...? All right...
who?  they're all testifying. everybody who was in the o.r.'s going to take the stand.	All right.  Who wasn't in the O.R.?
...one of the other nurses?	Who?  They're all testifying. Everybody who was in the O.R.'s going to take the stand.
`you guys are a bunch of whores...uh...loyalty...you don't care who gets hurt...you don't have any loyalty...'	...one of the other nurses?
read me what she said.	`You guys are a bunch of whores...uh...loyalty...you don't care who gets hurt...you don't have any loyalty...'
she's protecting the doctors she'd be up there on the stand...	Read me what she said.
the doctors.	She's protecting the Doctors she'd be up there on the stand...
rooney's protecting someone.  who is she protecting?	The Doctors.
yeah.  i'm awake.	Rooney's protecting someone.  Who is she protecting?
are you with me...are you awake...?	Yeah.  I'm awake.
that's right.	I think we tried that.  The case is over.
you use their witness.	That's right.
okay.  what do you do when you don't have a witness?	You use their witness.
and all we've got is a witch doctor!	Yeah.
i'm swell.	And all we've got is a witch doctor!
how are you holding up?	I'm swell.
she's workin' the late shift at the hospital.  she's at home now, i'm going over there to talk to...	Gimme the address.  I'm gonna go. We're going to need her.
d'you find the obstetric nurse?	She's workin' the late shift at the Hospital.  She's at home now, I'm going over there to talk to...
yeah?  how's our new witness?	D'you find the obstetric nurse?
i can't talk now.	D'you meet with Dr. Gruber...?
what happened, joey...?	I can't talk now.
give 'em a box of macanudos.	Mickey:  I'm supposed to meet somebody at O'Rourke's, I can't make it.
i've got to go see gruber.    what's the best cigars you have?	Give 'em a box of Macanudos.
today is tuesday.  what?	I've got to go see Gruber.    What's the best cigars you have?
oh shit, what's today?	Today is Tuesday.  What?
john:  gimme a cuesta-ray.	Oh shit, what's today?
so what do you want me to do? concannon's going to try the case his way, i'm going to try it mine. you want me to go wee wee wee all the time because he's got some flack, got stories in the newspaper. i'm going to win this case.	John:  gimme a cuesta-ray.
what i'm saying, they're getting some help.	So what do you want me to do? Concannon's going to try the case his way, I'm going to try it mine. You want me to go wee wee wee all the time because he's got some flack, got stories in the newspaper. I'm going to win this case.
they still have to take it to a jury.	What I'm saying, they're getting some help.
so what...?  the best is yet to come.  check the tv guide.  they got our dr. towler on a panel on gbh on friday: 'the healing hand. the experts speak.'	They still have to take it to a jury.
so what?	So what...?  The best is yet to come.  Check the TV Guide.  They got our Dr. Towler on a panel on GBH on Friday: 'The Healing Hand. The Experts Speak.'
mary rooney.  she won't talk to me.  i tried her at the hospital. i'm going to try her back at home. read this.	So what?
i'm getting it back.  don't worry about me, mick.  i'm fine.  d'you find the obstetric nurse?	Mary Rooney.  She won't talk to me.  I tried her at the hospital. I'm going to try her back at home. Read this.
been a long time, huh...?	I'm getting it back.  Don't worry about me, Mick.  I'm fine.  D'you find the obstetric nurse?
yeah?  and what are you going to do tonight?	I'm going to get laid.
jimmy?  bushmills.   lookit, do me a favor.  i'll buy you a drink tomorrow.	Yeah?  And what are you going to do tonight?
i had a good teacher.  mclean versus urban transport...	Jimmy?  Bushmills.   Lookit, do me a favor.  I'll buy you a drink tomorrow.
you got a good memory, franky.	I had a good teacher.  McLean versus Urban Transport...
brindisi versus electric boat.	You got a good memory, Franky.
right.	Brindisi versus Electric Boat.
okay now.  cases:  smith versus state of michigan.	Right.
right.	Okay now.  Cases:  Smith versus State of Michigan.
'mary rooney, forty-nine.  lives in arlington, still working at the hospital.'  can you get out tomorrow?  how come she isn't speaking up.	Right.
no.	'Mary Rooney, forty-nine.  Lives in Arlington, still working at the hospital.'  Can you get out tomorrow?  How come she isn't speaking up.
they had an obstetrical nurse in there.  we got a deposition from the obstetrical nurse?	No.
...gruber's not bad.galvin not bad...?  this guy's dr. kildare, the jury's going to love him, mick...  and you calm down, all right?  their guy, towler's, the author of the book,  'methodology and practice, anesthesiology.'  ...and they got depositions from the nurses, everybody in the operating room, the scrub-nurse...'all these guys are god.  i saw them walk on water...'	They had an obstetrical nurse in there.  We got a deposition from the obstetrical nurse?
i've got my dr. gruber, says her heart condition means they gave her the wrong anaesthetic anyway, plus she came in complaining of stomach pains...	...Gruber's not bad.GALVIN Not bad...?  This guy's Dr. Kildare, the jury's going to love him, Mick...  And you calm down, all right?  Their guy, Towler's, the author of the book,  'Methodology and Practice, Anesthesiology.'  ...and they got depositions from the nurses, everybody in the operating room, the scrub-nurse...'All these guys are God.  I saw them walk on water...'
forget it.  you can't prove it. sister's testimony is no good. jury knows we win she gets the cash.	I've got my Dr. Gruber, says her heart condition means they gave her the wrong anaesthetic anyway, plus she came in complaining of stomach pains...
admittance form is wrong.	Forget it.  You can't prove it. Sister's testimony is no good. Jury knows we win she gets the cash.
you got the admittance form says patient ate nine hours prior to admittance.	Admittance form is wrong.
we've got her sister.  testifies she had a meal one hour before she was admitted to the hospital. this is the point.	You got the admittance form says patient ate nine hours prior to admittance.
frank, but not now.  frank.  you're trying to wipe out some old business.  but not now.  i understand.  but you go call 'em back.  you call the bishop back.	I have to try this case.  I have to do it, Mick.  I've got to stand up for that girl.  I need your help.    Mick, will you help me...?    Will you help me...?
...i have to stand up for her...	Frank, but not now.  Frank.  You're trying to wipe out some old business.  But not now.  I understand.  But you go call 'em back.  You call the Bishop back.
...he's a good man...?  he's the prince of fuckin' darkness...he'll have people in there testifying that the broad is well -- they saw her tuesday on a surfboard at hyannis...don't fuck with this case.	...I have to stand up for her...
...he's a good man...	...he's a good man...?  He's the Prince of Fuckin' Darkness...he'll have people in there testifying that the broad is well -- they saw her Tuesday on a surfboard at Hyannis...don't fuck with this case.
i know what i said but not now. you won it.  franky.  you won it. when they give you the money, that means that you won.  we don't want to go to court -- is this getting to you...?  you know who the attorney is for the archdiocese, eddie concannon.	...he's a good man...
you -- listen:  you said to me, `if not now, when...'	I know what I said but not now. You won it.  Franky.  You won it. When they give you the money, that means that you won.  We don't want to go to court -- is this getting to you...?  You know who the attorney is for the Archdiocese, Eddie Concannon.
what?	You -- Listen:  you said to me, `if not now, when...'
mick.  mick.  mick...	What?
that's the point, you stupid fuck. let them buy it.  we let them buy the case.  that's what i took it for.  you let this drop -- we'll go up to new hampshire, kill some fuckin' deer...	Mick.  Mick.  Mick...
they killed her.  and they're trying to buy it...	That's the point, you stupid fuck. Let them buy it.  We let them buy the case.  That's what I took it for.  You let this drop -- we'll go up to New Hampshire, kill some fuckin' deer...
to do what...?  to do what, for chrissake...?   to help her to do what?  she's dead...	They killed her.  And they're trying to buy it...
i'm going to help her.	To do what...?  To do what, for chrissake...?   To help her to do what?  She's dead...
you need my help...?  you need a goddamn keeper...are you telling me that you turned down two-hundred- ten grand?    huh...?  are you nuts?  eh?  are you nuts. what are you going to do, bring her back to life?	I'm going to help her.
...i'm going to need your help...	You need my help...?  You need a goddamn keeper...are you telling me that you turned down two-hundred- ten grand?    Huh...?  Are you nuts?  Eh?  Are you nuts. What are you going to do, bring her back to life?
are you out of your mind...?	...I'm going to need your help...
don't touch anything.	Are you out of your mind...?
come on.  let's get a drink.	Don't touch anything.
what do you want?	Come on.  Let's get a drink.
i have to talk to you.	What do you want?
... hey, i don't need your charity ...	... I get these people to trust you --they're coming here tomorrow by the way --I get this expert doctor to talk to you.  I'm doing all your fuckin' legwork -- and it's eighteen months.  You're 'sposed to be in court.  I bet you haven't even seen the file.
one lousy letter eighteen months ago. . . .i try to throw a fuckin' case your way ...	... hey, I don't need your charity ...
sally doneghy, now who is that?	One lousy letter eighteen months ago. . . .I try to throw a fuckin' case your way ...
... you're 'sposed to be in court in ten days and she's telling me you haven't even met with them ...	Sally Doneghy, now who is that?
... now who is that ...?	... You're 'sposed to be in court in ten days and she's telling me you haven't even met with them ...
fuck you.  i got a call today from sally doneghy ...	... now who is that ...?
uh ...	Fuck you.  I got a call today from Sally Doneghy ...
what the hell do you think you're doing ...?  what's going on here ...?	Uh ...
hi, mickey ...	What the hell do you think you're doing ...?  What's going on here ...?
are we going to win?    we have, you know, other tactics, though...	Yes.
we, yes.  yes.  they, they present their side, and i get the same chance.  to cross-examine... to... to...	Are we going to win?    We have, you know, other tactics, though...
what does it mean?    i...i mean we, you have other tactics...	We, yes.  Yes.  They, they present their side, and I get the same chance.  To cross-examine... to... to...
we just can't do it anymore.   this is our chance to get away.	I'm going to see you get that chance.
he saw her at the northern care...	... and I have inquiries out to doctors, experts in the field ... there is, of course, a problem getting a doctor to testify that another doctor's negligent ...
... i understand ...	... But Dick, he's looking for two years in Tucson ... and they called him  up and said to come out. He's a good man.  He's only trying to do what's right.
my doctor told me that i got to move out west ... that's when we filed in court.  we didn't want to sue ...	... I understand ...
... i understand ...	My doctor told me that I got to move out West ... that's when we filed in court.  We didn't want to sue ...
i don't want to leave her.  dick ...the, the ... and father laughlin, he said that it was god's will ...	... I understand ...
... fifty thousand dollars?	I don't want to leave her.  Dick ...the, the ... and Father Laughlin, he said that it was God's will ...
you know how beautiful she was?   her husband left her, and he took her kids .... they, they, they'd let you die in there.  they don't care.  nobody cares.  the patriot home, the chronic care ... in arlington ...?  they'd take her in.  perpetual care.  they'd take her.  fifty thousand dollars they want.  an endowment.	... fifty thousand dollars?
yes.  yes, i have.	You know how beautiful she was?   Her husband left her, and he took her kids .... They, they, they'd let you die in there.  They don't care.  Nobody cares.  The Patriot Home, the Chronic Care ... in Arlington ...?  They'd take her in.  Perpetual care.  They'd take her.  Fifty thousand dollars they want.  An endowment.
... you saw her?	Yes.  Yes, I have.
... i know.  i went ...	... You saw her?
but what can we do?  she don't know who's visiting her ...	... I know.  I went ...
... i'm sure you do ...	But what can we do?  She don't know who's visiting her ...
... we, we love her, dick and me ...	... I'm sure you do ...
it's not a good case.  it's a very good case.  a healthy young woman goes into the hospital to deliver her third child, she's given the wrong anaesthetic ...	... we, we love her, Dick and me ...
it's locked.	It's locked?
i'm ... mrs. doneghy?  i'm frank galvin ... why didn't you go in?	It's locked.
what?	You saw Kat in New York...   ...or is she in town? Is she in town...?
in new york?	What?
i just saw her.	In New York?
she did?	I just saw her.
she told me.	She did?
i, what are you talking about?  i talked to her this morning, and she said...	She told me.
i spoke to her, and everything is all right.	I, what are you talking about?  I talked to her this morning, and she said...
a single hour.	Yes.
i did.	A single hour.
and did you write the numeral `one' down on the record, standing for one hour?	I did.
yes.	And did you write the numeral `one' down on the record, standing for one hour?
one hour.	Yes.
she said she had a full meal one hour before coming to the hospital.	One hour.
what did she say?	She said she had a full meal one hour before coming to the hospital.
yes.	What did she say?
d'you ask the patient when did she last eat?	Yes.
kathy costello.  that's my maiden name.	D'you ask the patient when did she last eat?
these are your initials, 'k.c.'?	Kathy Costello.  That's my maiden name.
yes.	These are your initials, 'K.C.'?
you were the admitting nurse at st. catherine laboure hospital on may twelfth, nineteen seventy-six, the night deborah ann kaye was admitted...	Yes.
yes...	You were the Admitting Nurse at St. Catherine Laboure Hospital on May twelfth, nineteen seventy-six, the night Deborah Ann Kaye was admitted...
kathy price...	Yes...
i used to be a nurse.	That's a wonderful profession.  My daughter-in-law's a nurse.  What did you do, stop?
yes.	I used to be a nurse.
mrs. simmonds.	Yes.
mrs...	Mrs. Simmonds.
who told you that?	Mrs...
you're really...  you, are you the one they told me was the nurse?	Who told you that?
thank you.	You're really...  You, are you the one they told me was the nurse?
four.  you're great with these kids.	Thank you.
how old is he?	Four.  You're great with these kids.
uh-huh.  my nephew's going to be staying with us in a few months, so i stopped by.	How old is he?
you live in the neighborhood?	Uh-huh.  My nephew's going to be staying with us in a few months, so I stopped by.
i've been meaning to come in a long time.	You live in the neighborhood?
hi.  how are you doing?	I've been meaning to come in a long time.
hi.	Hi.  How are you doing?
it's a long road that has no turning.	That's for sure, Frank.
yeah.	It's a long road that has no turning.
well, well, well.  huh?	Yeah.
i want to buy you a drink.	Thanks, Franky.
another, frank . . . ?	...everybody.  Mike says, `Pat, you mean to tell me for a buck you get a free lunch and a beer, and then you go in the back and get laid?'  `That's correct.'  Mike says, `Pat.  Have you been in this bar ?'  Pat says, `No, but my sister has ...'   Everyone.  Buy yourself one too.
huh.  and why is that?	Because she was anemic.  It's right there on her chart. Her brain was getting less oxygen anyway...
yes.	Huh.  And why is that?
wait, wait, wait, you're saying that her brain damage could have been caused by her being deprived of oxygen for two minutes...?	Yes.
brain damage could have been...it didn't necessarily take nine minutes, it could have been caused in two...	Wait, wait, wait, you're saying that her brain damage could have been caused by her being deprived of oxygen for two minutes...?
we'd gone to 'code blue,' we were administering electro...	Why did it take that long to get her heartbeat...
what happened in those three minutes...?	We'd gone to 'Code Blue,' we were administering electro...
...we were trying to restore her heartbeat.	What happened in those three minutes...?
what happened in those three...	...we were trying to restore her heartbeat.
we had rather more important things on our mind than taking notes.   we were trying to restore her...	What happened in those three...
...they start again three minutes earlier...	We had rather more important things on our mind than taking notes.   We were trying to restore her...
as i've said we had some more...	...they start again three minutes earlier...
four-and-one-half minutes after her heart stopped.    and they resume seven minutes...	As I've said we had some more...
we, we were rather busy...	Four-and-one-half minutes after her heart stopped.    And they resume seven minutes...
but those notations stop...  ...four-and-one-half minutes after deborah ann kaye's...	We, we were rather busy...
yes, the roving nurse...	But those notations stop...  ...four-and-one-half minutes after Deborah Ann Kaye's...
...of the procedures...	Yes, the roving nurse...
yes.	...of the procedures...
...there are notations every thirty seconds...	Yes.
yes, that's correct.	...there are notations every thirty seconds...
you have a record of what happened in the operating room...	Yes, that's correct.
yes.	You have a record of what happened in the operating room...
dr. towler...	Yes.
me, too.	Okay.  Now, so he's in jail.  He, finally, he gets to see the light, he calls up Harrington, he says he thinks he made a mistake.  As if by magic, charges against him are dropped, he's released from jail.   P.S.  He's fired from the firm, his wife divorces him, he turns to drink  and mopes around three and a half years.   You like that story?
before he can get there here comes this federal marshal, and franky's indicted for jury tampering, they throw him in jail, he's gonna be disbarred, his life is over.   jimmy, gimme another drink.    how are you?	Me, too.
huh.	Before he can get there here comes this Federal Marshal, and Franky's indicted for Jury tampering, they throw him in jail, he's gonna be disbarred, his life is over.   Jimmy, gimme another drink.    How are you?
that frank was working on.  yeah. he thought franky needed some help, so they bribed a juror.  so franky finds out.  he comes to me in tears. he thinks that anybody who knows what a 'spinnaker' is got to be a saint.  i told him ' franky, wake up.  these people are sharks. what do you think they got so rich from?  doing good?'  he can't be comforted.  he tells the boys at stearns and harrington they've disappointed him, he's going to the judge to rat them out.	Huh.
the big boy did...?	That Frank was working on.  Yeah. He thought Franky needed some help, so they bribed a juror.  So Franky finds out.  He comes to me in tears. He thinks that anybody who knows what a 'spinnaker' is got to be a saint.  I told him ' Franky, wake up.  These people are sharks. What do you think they got so rich from?  Doing good?'  He can't be comforted.  He tells the boys at Stearns and Harrington they've disappointed him, he's going to the Judge to rat them out.
...and he's making a billion dollars every minute working for stearns, harrington, and he bought a dog, and everything is rosy.   then mr. stearns, he tried to fix a case.	The Big Boy did...?
yes.	...and he's making a billion dollars every minute working for Stearns, Harrington, and he bought a dog, and everything is rosy.   Then Mr. Stearns, he tried to fix a case.
a huge law firm.  okay?  they put him in the firm, he's married, everything's superb.  franky, he's starting to talk like he comes from dorsetshire, some fuckin' place, 'you must drop by with pat and me...'  okay...?	Yes.
should i?	A huge law firm.  Okay?  They put him in the firm, he's married, everything's superb.  Franky, he's starting to talk like he comes from Dorsetshire, some fuckin' place, 'You must drop by with Pat and me...'  Okay...?
stearns, harrington, you know who that is?	Should I?
how'm i doing so far?	So far you're great.  You got a cigarette?
franky can't make it.  he had an appointment he forgot, he's going to see you later.  i'm mickey morrissey, we're supposed to get to know each other.	How'm I doing so far?
ah? that complicates the problem.	I'll give you another complication: he still is.
i can give you one thing: he was in love with her.	Ah? That complicates the problem.
no. we have ways of digging out knowledge. but it takes longer. he is suffering from acute melancholia, together with a guilt complex. he blames himself for what happened to the woman. and we know little of the background.	I can give you one thing: he was in love with her.
he won't talk.	No. We have ways of digging out knowledge. But it takes longer. He is suffering from acute melancholia, together with a guilt complex. He blames himself for what happened to the woman. And we know little of the background.
it is hard to say. six months, at least. perhaps a year. it depends to a certain extent on him.	He won't talk.
doctor, how long is it going to take you to pull him out of this?	It is hard to say. Six months, at least. Perhaps a year. It depends to a certain extent on him.
i -- i --	No, there's nothing you have to say to me. I'm getting out, Scottie. For good. I can't stay here. I'm winding up her affairs, and mine. I'm going to get as far away as I can. Probably Europe. And I'll probably never come back.  Good-bye, Scottie. If there's anything I can do for you before I go...
he had no right to say that. it was my responsibility. you didn't know her. i shouldn't have got you involved.	I -- I --
why did she never tell her daughter?	Natural fear. Her grandmother went insane and took her own life. And the blood is in Madeleine.  Scottie, I ask you to watch her closely.
her mother told me most of then before she died. i dug out the rest for myself, here.	Why did she never tell her daughter?
how do you know all these things she doesn't know?	Her mother told me most of then before she died. I dug out the rest for myself, here.
she is not my wife.	How do you know all these things she doesn't know?
and when she goes to those places...	She is not my wife.
nothing.	And when she goes to those places...
knows nothing of a grave out at mission dolores, or an old house an eddy street, or a portrait at the palace of the legion of honor?	Nothing.
but she doesn't know, about her background.  she never heard of carlotta valdes.	Knows nothing of a grave out at Mission Dolores, or an old house an Eddy Street, or a portrait at the Palace of the Legion of Honor?
well, that explains it. anyone could develop an obsession for the past, with a background like that.	But she doesn't know, about her background.  She never heard of Carlotta Valdes.
great-grandmother. the child who was taken from her whose loss drove carlotta mad and to her death - was madeleine's grandmother.	Well, that explains it. Anyone could develop an obsession for the past, with a background like that.
carlotta valdes was what: your wife's grandmother?	Great-grandmother. The child who was taken from her whose loss drove Carlotta mad and to her death - was Madeleine's grandmother.
something else. my wife, madeleine, has several pieces of jewelry that belonged to carlotta. she inherited them. never wore them, they were too old-fashioned... until now. now, when she is alone, she gets them out and looks at them handles them gently, curiously... puts them on and stares at herself in the mirror... and goes into that other world... is someone else again.	Carlotta Valdes was what: your wife's grandmother?
oh, yes. you noticed the way she does her hair.	Something else. My wife, Madeleine, has several pieces of jewelry that belonged to Carlotta. She inherited them. Never wore them, they were too old-fashioned... until now. Now, when she is alone, she gets them out and looks at them handles them gently, curiously... puts them on and stares at herself in the mirror... and goes into that other world... is someone else again.
but you knew about this.	Oh, yes. You noticed the way she does her hair.
i didn't know where she was going to lead you.	But you knew about this.
there are things you didn't tell me.	I didn't know where she was going to lead you.
yes.	There are things you didn't tell me.
that's carlotta valdes.	Yes.
you've done well, scottie. you're good at your job.	That's Carlotta Valdes.
ernie's.	All right.  You won't know what to look for at first, Scottie. Even I, who know her so well, cannot tell, sometimes, when the change has begun. She looks so lovely and normal...
we're going to an opening at the opera tonight. we'll dine at ernie's first.  which is easier?	Ernie's.
how can i see her, to know her?	We're going to an opening at the opera tonight. We'll dine at Ernie's first.  Which is easier?
scottie, i need a friend!  someone i can trust! i'm in a panic about this!	How can I see her, to know her?
it's not my line.	Scottie, I need a friend!  Someone I can trust! I'm in a panic about this!
i want you.	It's not my line.
i can get you a firm of private eyes to follow her for you. they're dependable, good boys --	I want you.
yes, but carefully. i'd want to know more before committing her to that kind of care.  scottie --	I can get you a firm of private eyes to follow her for you. They're dependable, good boys --
have you talked to the doctors at all?	Yes, but carefully. I'd want to know more before committing her to that kind of care.  Scottie --
the speedometer of her car showed she had driven 94 miles that day. where did she go?  i have to know, scottie. where she goes and what she does, before i got involved with doctors.	Have you talked to the doctors at all?
well?	The speedometer of her car showed she had driven 94 miles that day. Where did she go?  I have to know, Scottie. Where she goes and what she does, before I got involved with doctors.
watched her come out of the apartment, someone i didn't know... walking in a different way... holding her head in a way i didn't know; and get into her car, and drive out to...  golden gate park. five miles. she sat on a bench at the edge of the lake and stared across the water to the old pillars that stand an the far shore, the portals of the past. sat there a long time, not moving... and i had to leave, to got to the office. that evening, when i came home, i asked what she'd done all day. she said she'd driven to golden gate park and sat by the lake. that's all.	Well?
where'd she go?	Watched her come out of the apartment, someone I didn't know... walking in a different way... holding her head in a way I didn't know; and get into her car, and drive out to...  Golden Gate Park. Five miles. She sat on a bench at the edge of the lake and stared across the water to the old pillars that stand an the far shore, the Portals of the Past. Sat there a long time, not moving... and I had to leave, to got to the office. That evening, when I came home, I asked what she'd done all day. She said she'd driven to Golden Gate Park and sat by the lake. That's all.
more and more in the past few weeks. and she wanders. god knows where she wanders. i followed her one day.	Where'd she go?
how often does this happen?	More and more in the past few weeks. And she wanders. God knows where she wanders. I followed her one day.
i'm not making it up. i wouldn't know how. she'll be talking to me about something, nothing at all, and suddenly the words fade into silence and a cloud comes into her eyes and they go blank... and she is somewhere else, away from me... someone i don't know. i call to her and she doesn't hear. and then with a long sigh she is back, and looks at me brightly, and doesn't know she's been away... can't tell me where... or why...	How often does this happen?
no.	I'm not making it up. I wouldn't know how. She'll be talking to me about something, nothing at all, and suddenly the words fade into silence and a cloud comes into her eyes and they go blank... and she is somewhere else, away from me... someone I don't know. I call to her and she doesn't hear. And then with a long sigh she is back, and looks at me brightly, and doesn't know she's been away... can't tell me where... or why...
no, it sounds idiotic, i know. and you're still the hard-headed scot, aren't you? always were. do you think i'm making it up?	No.
i didn't mean to be that rough.	No, it sounds idiotic, I know. And you're still the hard-headed Scot, aren't you? Always were. Do you think I'm making it up?
then you're of no use to me. i'm sorry i wasted your time. thank you for coming in, scottie.	I didn't mean to be that rough.
i'd say you'd better take her to the nearest psychiatrist, psychologist, neurologist, psychoanalyst, or plain family doctor. and have him check you both.	Then you're of no use to me. I'm sorry I wasted your time. Thank you for coming in, Scottie.
if i told you i believe that his happened to my wife, what would you say?	I'd say you'd better take her to the nearest psychiatrist, psychologist, neurologist, psychoanalyst, or plain family doctor. And have him check you both.
no.	If I told you I believe that his happened to my wife, what would you say?
scottie, do you believe that someone out of the past, someone dead, can enter and take possession of a living being?	No.
someone dead.	Scottie, do you believe that someone out of the past, someone dead, can enter and take possession of a living being?
from whom?	Someone dead.
i'm afraid some harm may come to her.	From whom?
then?	I'm afraid some harm may come to her.
not what you think. we're very happily married.	Then?
would you like a drink now?	No... no, thanks. A bit early in the day for spirits.  Well, I guess that about covers everything, doesn't it? I never married; I don't see much of the "old college gang"; I'm a retired detective -- and you're in the shipbuilding business.  What's on your mind, Gavin?
no, acrophobia isn't a crippling thing. it just means i can't climb steep stairs or go to high places, like the bar at the top-of-the-mark. but --  -- there are plenty of street-level bars in this town.	Would you like a drink now?
i was sorry to read about that thing in the papers.  and you've quit the force.  a permanent physical disability?	No, Acrophobia isn't a crippling thing. It just means I can't climb steep stairs or go to high places, like the bar at the Top-of-the-Mark. But --  -- there are plenty of street-level bars In this town.
no, i'm all right.	I was sorry to read about that thing in the papers.  And you've quit the force.  A permanent physical disability?
shouldn't you be sitting down?	No, I'm all right.
i'd like to have lived here then. the color and excitement... the power...  the freedom.	Shouldn't you be sitting down?
like all this.	I'd like to have lived here then. The color and excitement... the power...  the freedom.
san francisco's changed. the things a that spell san francisco to me are disappearing fast.	Like all this.
and you like it.	San Francisco's changed. The things a that spell San Francisco to me are disappearing fast.
almost a year.	And you like it.
how long have you been back?	Almost a year.
no. but one assumes obligations. my wife's family is all gone; someone has to look after her interest. her father's partner runs the company yard in the east -- baltimore -- so i decided as long as i had to work at it, i'd come back here. i've always liked it here.	How long have you been back?
you don't have to do it for a living.	No. But one assumes obligations. My wife's family is all gone; someone has to look after her interest. Her father's partner runs the company yard in the East -- Baltimore -- so I decided as long as I had to work at it, I'd come back here. I've always liked it here.
no, to be honest, i find it dull.	You don't have to do it for a living.
interesting business.	No, to be honest, I find it dull.
i married into it.	Interesting business.
how'd you get into the shipbuilding business, gavin?	I married into it.
did she hurt herself?	No. She's in fine shape. Nothing to worry about. But she doesn't know. You understand that. She doesn't know what she did.
hello?	Did she hurt herself?
she... went into the bay.	Hello?
what happened?	She... went into the Bay.
no, she's all right. she's still here. but i'll get her home soon.	What happened?
scottie, what happened? she's not home, yet.	No, she's all right. She's still here. But I'll get her home soon.
hello.	Scottie, what happened? She's not home, yet.
love me... keep me safe...	Too late... too late... there's no bringing her back.
i was safe when you found me, there was nothing you could prove! but when i saw you again i couldn't run away, i loved you so! i walked into danger and let you change me again because i loved you and wanted you!  scottie, please! you love me now! love me! keep me safe!	Love me... keep me safe...
i loved you, madeleine.	I was safe when you found me, there was nothing you could prove! But when I saw you again I couldn't run away, I loved you so! I walked into danger and let you change me again because I loved you and wanted you!  Scottie, please! You love me now! Love me! Keep me safe!
what are you going to do?	I loved you, Madeleine.
and the necklace. carlotta's necklace. that was your mistake, judy. one shouldn't keep souvenirs of a killing. you shouldn't have been that sentimental.	What are you going to do?
some money.	And the necklace. Carlotta's necklace. That was your mistake, Judy. One shouldn't keep souvenirs of a killing. You shouldn't have been that sentimental.
oh, judy!! when he had all her money, and the freedom and the power...  he ditched you? what a shame! but he knew he was safe. you couldn't talk. didn't he give you anything?	Some money.
what are you going to do?	Look at the scene of the crime. Go on in.
i made it.	What are you going to do?
we'll find him.	I made it.
i don't know... switzerland?	We'll find him.
ah, yes! i was a set-up. i was the made-to-order witness. where is he now?	I don't know... Switzerland?
your accident...	Ah, yes! I was a set-up. I was the made-to-order witness. Where is he now?
and you were such an apt pupil! what fun you two must have had, playing games with me! why me? why did he pick on me?!!	Your accident...
yes!	And you were such an apt pupil! What fun you two must have had, playing games with me! Why me? Why did he pick on me?!!
did he train you? rehearse you? teach you what to say and what to do?	Yes!
why? since you'd tricked me so well up to then?!! you played his wife so well, judy! he made you over, didn't he? just as i've done. but better! not just the hair and the clothes! the look! the manner! the words! those beautiful phony trances! that jump into the bay! i'll bet you're really a strong swimmer, aren't you! aren't you!!	Did he train you? Rehearse you? Teach you what to say and what to do?
i wanted to stop it, i ran up to stop it --	Why? Since you'd tricked me so well up to then?!! You played his wife so well, Judy! He made you over, didn't he? Just as I've done. But better! Not just the hair and the clothes! the look! the manner! the words! Those beautiful phony trances! That jump into the Bay! I'll bet you're really a strong swimmer, aren't you! Aren't you!!
took no chances, did he?  and when you got there, he pushed her off the tower, was that it? but you were the one who screamed. why did you scream?	I wanted to stop it, I ran up to stop it --
dead. he'd broken her neck.	Took no chances, did he?  And when you got there, he pushed her off the tower, was that it? But you were the one who screamed. Why did you scream?
and she was the one who died. not you.  the real wife.  you were the copy, you were the counterfeit. was she dead or alive when you got there?	Dead. He'd broken her neck.
yes!	And she was the one who died. Not you.  The real wife.  You were the copy, you were the counterfeit. Was she dead or alive when you got there?
but you knew, that day, that i wouldn't be able to follow you didn't you. who was at the top when you got there? elster? with his wife?	Yes!
scottie, please...!	But you knew, that day, that I wouldn't be able to follow you didn't you. Who was at the top when you got there? Elster? With his wife?
i'm going to. it's my second chance.	Scottie, please...!
you can't. you're afraid!	I'm going to. It's my second chance.
we're going up the tower.	You can't. You're afraid!
no! let me go!	We're going up the tower.
we're going up the tower, madeleine.	No! Let me go!
no!	Go up the stairs, Judy.  I'll follow.
you look like madeleine, now. go up the stairs.	No!
take me away...	You look like Madeleine, now. Go up the stairs.
and i couldn't follow her.  god knows i tried.  one doesn't often get a second chance. i want to stop being haunted. you're my second chances, judy.	Take me away...
scottie --	-- and wanted to go on loving you." And I said, "I won't lose you."  But I did.
...we stood there and i kissed her for the last time. and she said, "if lose me, you'll know that i loved you --	Scottie --
i'm scared.	So am I, But it has to be done. I have to tell you about Madeleine, now.
i can't do it alone. i need you, to be madeleine for a while. then, when it's done, we'll both be free.	I'm scared.
why?	I can't do it alone. I need you, to be Madeleine for a while. Then, when it's done, we'll both be free.
i need you.	Why?
no, i don't want to go. i want to stay here.	I need you.
madeleine died here.	No, I don't want to go. I want to stay here.
but why? why here?	Madeleine died here.
i told you. i have to go back into the past. once more. for the last time.	But why? Why here?
scottie, why are we here?	I told you. I have to go back into the past. Once more. For the last time.
where are you going?	To complete my cure.
no, it's all right.	Where are you going?
i feel like driving. are you terrible hungry?	No, it's all right.
we're going awfully far.	I feel like driving. Are you terrible hungry?
can't you see?	Oh, yeah. There.
how does it work?	Can't you see?
scottie!	How does it work?
all in good time.	Scottie!
oh! you're supposed to fasten it!	All in good time.
i've got it.  he bends down and bites the back of her neck.	Oh! You're supposed to fasten it!
no, ernie's is fine.	I'm going to have one of those big beautiful steaks.  And... let's see... to start...
i'm suddenly hungry. would you rather go somewhere else?	No, Ernie's is fine.
too late. i've got my face on.	I'm suddenly hungry. Would you rather go somewhere else?
that's what i had in mind.	Too late. I've got my face on.
oh, no. you'll muss me.	That's what I had in mind.
come here.	Oh, no. You'll muss me.
is that the best you can do?	Come here.
mmmm.	Is that the best you can do?
you've got a thing about ernie's, haven't you?	Well, after all, it's "our place."
ernie's?	You've got a thing about Ernie's, haven't you?
wherever you'd like...	Ernie's?
where shall we go for dinner?	Wherever you'd like...
it should be back from your face -- with a bun at the neck. i told them. i told you.	We tried it. It didn't suit me.
well?	It should be back from your face -- with a bun at the neck. I told them. I told you.
yes.	All right. Then I'll do it. Because I don't care about me anymore. I just want you to love me.
the trouble is, i'm gone now. for you. and i can't do anything about it. i want you to love me. if i let you change me, will that do it? if i do what you tell me, will you love me?	Yes.
judy, please it can't matter to you...	The trouble is, I'm gone now. For you. And I can't do anything about it. I want you to love me. If I let you change me, will that do it? If I do what you tell me, will you love me?
ah, no!	Judy, please it can't matter to you...
the color of your hair...	Ah, no!
you don't even want to touch me.	Yes. Yes, I do.
no, it's you too, judy. something in you.	You don't even want to touch me.
i know. because i remind you of her. the one that's dead. and not even that, very much.	No, it's you too, Judy. Something in you.
judy, i want to tell you: these few days have been the first happy days i've had in a year.	I know. Because I remind you of her. The one that's dead. And not even that, very much.
no, you wouldn't let me.  and i don't want to go...	Judy, I want to tell you: these few days have been the first happy days I've had in a year.
you can.	No, you wouldn't let me.  And I don't want to go...
i wish you'd leave me alone. i want to go away.	You can.
i don't like it!	We'll take it! Will it fit?
no, i don't want any clothes! i don't want anything! i want to get out of here!	Judy, you've got to do this for me! Please!
judy, it can't make much difference to you. i just want to see how you'd look and i know it won't be the same, but --	No, I don't want any clothes! I don't want anything! I want to get out of here!
judy --	It's a horrible idea! Is that what I'm here for? To make you feel that you're with someone that's dead?
ah, no!!! i don't want to be dressed like someone dead!	Judy --
judy, i just want you to look nice. and i know what kind of suit would look well on you.	Ah, no!!! I don't want to be dressed like someone dead!
you want me to dress like her?	Judy, I just want you to look nice. And I know what kind of suit would look well on you.
they're none of them right.	But why?
but i loved the second one she wore. and this one --  -- is beautiful.	They're none of them right.
i'm trying to buy you a suit.	But I loved the second one she wore. And this one --  -- is beautiful.
scottie, what are you doing?	I'm trying to buy you a suit.
but i like that one, scottie.	No, it's not right.
but scottie, you don't have to!	I want to! Come on!
there's ransohoff's. nothing but the best. come on.	But Scottie, you don't have to!
honest?	There's Ransohoff's. Nothing but the best. Come on.
okay. now we're going to buy you some clothes.	Honest?
no, there. there's a good one. do you like that?	Yes --
i like that one.	No, there. There's a good one. Do you like that?
will you, judy?	I suppose I could phone the store in the morning, and say I'm sick.
please! and don't look at me.	Will you, Judy?
why?!	Please! And don't look at me.
no, judy, i'm not going to move! please! stay in the chair!	Why?!
no.	That's not very complimentary, either.
why?  because i remind you of someone?  that's not very complimentary.  and nothing would... happen...	No.
yes.	Why?  Because I remind you of someone?  That's not very complimentary.  And nothing would... happen...
as friends? we'd just see a lot of each other as friends, and you'd "take care of me"?	Yes.
i just want to see you as much as i can!	As friends? We'd just see a lot of each other as friends, and you'd "take care of me"?
no? then what?	I just want to see you as much as I can!
no.	No? Then what?
oh, i understand, all right. i've been understanding since i was seventeen. and the next step is, as long as you're going to see me tomorrow, why don't you stay the night.	No.
no, judy, you don't understand.	Oh, I understand, all right. I've been understanding since I was seventeen. And the next step is, as long as you're going to see me tomorrow, why don't you stay the night.
oh, well, thank very much. but no thanks.	No, Judy, you don't understand.
i'll take care of you.	Oh, Well, thank very much. But no thanks.
and what will i live on? my oil wells in texas?	I'll take care of you.
don't go.	And what will I live on? My oil wells in Texas?
tomorrow m -- but i have to go to work. i've got a job.	Don't go.
tomorrow morning.	Tomorrow m -- but I have to go to work. I've got a job.
tomorrow night? well --	Tomorrow morning.
can i see you tomorrow?	Tomorrow night? Well --
thank you again. good-night.	Can I see you tomorrow?
mmm.	Okay.
an hour?	Mmm.
oh, no! give me time to change and get fixed up!	An hour?
i'll get my car and be back in half an hour.	Oh, no! Give me time to change and get fixed up!
well... i've been on blind dates before... matter of fact, to be honest, i've been picked up before.  okay.	I'll get my car and be back in half an hour.
because i'd like to have dinner with you.	Well... I've been on blind dates before... Matter of fact, to be honest, I've been picked up before.  Okay.
because i remind you of her?	Because I'd like to have dinner with you.
just dinner.	Because I remind you of her?
dinner... and what else?	Just dinner.
then will you for me?	Dinner... and what else?
no, you don't owe me anything.	Then will you for me?
well, i feel i owe you something for all this...	No, you don't owe me anything.
why?	Well, I feel I owe you something for all this...
will you have dinner with me?	Why?
i want to know who you are.	I told you! My name is Judy Barton! I come from Salina Kansas. I work at Magnin's! I live here! My gosh, do I have to prove it?
listen, what is this? what do you want?	I want to know who you are.
salina, kansas!	Listen, what is this? What do you want?
but before! where did you live before!?!	Salina, Kansas!
i told you! right here!	But before! Where did you live before!?!
no, a year ago! where did you live a year ago!!?	I told you! Right here!
about three years.	No, a year ago! Where did you live a year ago!!?
but you haven't lived here long.	About three years.
it's a place to live, that's all.	But you haven't lived here long.
-- and how you happen to be living here.	It's a place to live, that's all.
just a girl, i work at magnin's --	-- and how you happen to be living here.
who you are --	Just a girl, I work at Magnin's --
judy barton.	Who you are --
your name. and --	Judy Barton.
what do you want to know?	Your name. And --
well... you don't look very much like jack the ripper...	What do you want to know?
you won't have to.	Well... you don't look very much like Jack the Ripper...
i warn you, i can yell awfully loud.	You won't have to.
well, it's not going to work. so you'd better go.	Let me come in.
you're not far wrong.	Well, it's not going to work. So you'd better go.
i've heard that one before, too. i remind you of someone you used to be madly in love with, but she ditched you for another guy, and you've been carrying the torch ever since, and then you saw me and something clicked.  huh!	You're not far wrong.
you.	Why?
what about?	You.
just let me talk to you.	What about?
i'm not going to hurt you! i promise! please!	Just let me talk to you.
listen, i'm going to yell in a minute!	I'm not going to hurt you! I promise! Please!
no, please! i just want to talk to you!	Listen, I'm going to yell in a minute!
0h, i thought so! a pick-up!  well, you've got a nerve, following me right into the hotel and up to my room! you beat it! go on! beat it!	No, please! I Just want to talk to you!
no, i happened to see you come in, and i thought --	0h, I thought so! A pick-up!  Well, you've got a nerve, following me right into the hotel and up to my room! You beat it! Go on! Beat it!
do you live here in the hotel?	No, I happened to see you come in, and I thought --
no, there are just a few things i want to ask you, and --	Do you live here in the hotel?
is this some kind of gallup poll, or something?	No, there are just a few things I want to ask you, and --
my name is john ferguson, and --	Is this some kind of Gallup Poll, or something?
what for? who are you?	My name is John Ferguson, and --
could i ask you a couple of questions?	What for? Who are you?
why?	Please. Because I love you.  He stares at her, sees the pleading look in her eyes, and lets go. She turns and walks away toward the church, slowly, her head bowed. He watches her go and starts to move after her. Then slowly, as she goes, her head begins to go up until finally, as she walks, she is staring high above her.  And then, suddenly, she breaks into a broken run.
let me go into the church alone.	Why?
i won't lose you.	Let me go into the church alone.
and if you lose me, you'll know that i loved you and wanted to go on loving you.	I won't lose you.
yes.	And if you lose me, you'll know that I loved you and wanted to go on loving you.
you believe that i love you?	Yes.
madeleine!!	You believe that I love you?
let me go! let me go!!	Madeleine!!
it had to. we're in love. that's all that counts. madeleine --	Let me go! Let me go!!
it's not fair, it's too late. it wasn't supposed to happen this way, it shouldn't have happened...!	It had to. We're in love. That's all that counts. Madeleine --
madeleine --	Please let me go.
to the church, i must go there.	Madeleine --
where?	To the church, I must go there.
let me go.	Where?
why?	Let me go.
you can't.	Why?
there are things i have to tell you, about how we met, and why we are together. but they can wait. the only important thing now is that i love you and i'm going to keep you safe.	You can't.
no... we're together...	Too late... there's something I must do...
i love you too... too late... too late...	No... we're together...
my love... because i love you.	I love you too... too late... too late...
yes.	Not merely as it was a hundred years ago. As it was a year ago, or six months ago, whenever you were here to see it.  Madeleine, think of when you were here!
and it's a all real.	Yes.
here with you.	And it's a all real.
go on with your dream. what was it that frightened you?	I stood alone on the green, searching for something, and I started to walk to the church. But then the darkness closed in, I was alone in the dark, being pulled into darkness, and I fought to wake up...
madeleine, a hundred miles south of san francisco there's an old spanish mission, mission san juan bautista. it's been preserved exactly as it was a hundred years ago as a museum. now, think hard, darling. you've been there before. you've seen it!	No, never! I've never been there! Scottie, what is it? I've never been there!
no, never!	Madeleine, a hundred miles south of San Francisco there's an old Spanish Mission, Mission San Juan Bautista. It's been preserved exactly as it was a hundred years ago as a museum. Now, think hard, darling. You've been there before. You've seen it!
you've been there before. you've seen it.	No, never!
it's all there. it's no dream.	You've been there before. You've seen it.
yes?! but --	It's all there. It's no dream.
-- and an old wooden hotel of the old california days, and a saloon... dark... low-ceilinged... with hanging oil lamps.	Yes?! But --
at the end of the green there was a whitewashed stone house with a lovely pepper tree at the corner --	-- and an old wooden hotel of the old California days, and a saloon... dark... low-ceilinged... with hanging oil lamps.
go on.	At the end of the green there was a whitewashed stone house with a lovely pepper tree at the corner --
there was a village square, a green with trees... and an old whitewashed spanish church with a cloister. across the green: a big, grey, wooden house with a porch and shutters and a balcony above... a small garden, and next to it, a livery stable... with old carriages lined up inside.	Go on.
tell me.	There was a village square, a green with trees... and an old whitewashed Spanish church with a cloister. Across the green: a big, grey, wooden house with a porch and shutters and a balcony above... a small garden, and next to it, a livery stable... with old carriages lined up inside.
but clear... so very clear... for the first time... all of it...	Tell me.
yes --	But clear... so very clear... for the first time... all of it...
it was the tower again... and the bell, and the old spanish village...	Yes --
it was a dream, you're awake, you're all right, now. can you tell me?	It was the tower again... and the bell, and the old Spanish village...
where's your husband?	I didn't wake him. I don't want him to know...
no, don't go away!	Only this far.
why? what's happened?	I had the dream. The dream came back again...
i should have phoned... but i wanted to see you... be with you...	Why? What's happened?
don't leave me... stay with me...	All the time.
i'm so afraid...  ...you won't let it happen...	Don't leave me... stay with me...
i'm here, i've got you...	I'm so afraid...  ...you won't let it happen...
i'm not mad. i'm not mad. and i don't want to die, but there's someone inside me, there's a somebody else, and she says i must die... scottie, don't let me go!	I'm here, I've got you...
if i could find the key... find the beginning put it together...	And so explain it away?  But there is a way to explain it, you see. If I'm mad? That would explain it, wouldn't it?
no!	If I could find the key... find the beginning put it together...
but i'm the woman in the mirror!	No!
of the woman in the mirror. would you know her if you saw her?	But I'm the woman in the mirror!
no.	Of the woman in the mirror. Would you know her if you saw her?
a portrait? do you ever see a portrait?	No.
this part is dream, i think. there is a tower and a bell and... a garden below... but it seems to be in spain... a village in spain. and then it clicks off, and is gone.	A portrait? Do you ever see a portrait?
what else?	This part is dream, I think. There is a tower and a bell and... a garden below... but it seems to be in Spain... a village in Spain. And then it clicks off, and is gone.
no. it's new and clean, and waiting.	What else?
there's a name on the gravestone.	No. It's new and clean, and waiting.
i know.	There's a name on the gravestone.
how do you know?	I know.
i don't know. an open grave. i stand by the gravestone looking down into it. and it's my grave.	How do you know?
where?	I don't know. An open grave. I stand by the gravestone looking down into it. And it's my grave.
a grave...	Where?
what else?	A grave...
no... it's in shadow.	What else?
would you know the room?	No... it's in shadow.
a room... there is a room, and i sit there alone... always alone...	Would you know the room?
what do you remember?	A room... there is a room, and I sit there alone... always alone...
vaguely...	What do you remember?
but the small scenes, the fragments in the mirror: you remember them.	Vaguely...
there is so little i know. it is as though i were walking down a long corridor that once was mirrored, and fragments of mirror still hang there, dark and shadowy, reflecting a dark image of me... and yet not me... someone else, in other clothes, of another time, doing things i have never done... but still me... and i can't stop to ask why, i must keep on walking. at the and of the corridor there is nothing but darkness, and i know when i walk into the darkness, i'll die.  but i've never come to the and; i've always come back, before then. except once.	Yesterday.
and you'll go on saving me? again and again?	There is so little I know. It is as though I were walking down a long corridor that once was mirrored, and fragments of mirror still hang there, dark and shadowy, reflecting a dark image of me... and yet not me... someone else, in other clothes, of another time, doing things I have never done... but still me... And I can't stop to ask why, I must keep on walking. At the and of the corridor there is nothing but darkness, and I know when I walk into the darkness, I'll die.  But I've never come to the and; I've always come back, before then. Except once.
i'm responsible for you now, you know.  the chinese say that once you have saved someone's life, you are responsible for it forever. and so i'm committed. and i have to know.	And you'll go on saving me? Again and again?
home?	...somewhere in the light.
take me away from here?	Home?
no! please! please, please, please, please, don't ask me!	Take me away from here?
what?!	No! Please! Please, please, please, please, don't ask me!
no, i can't tell you!	What?!
what was it inside that told you to jump?	No, I can't tell you!
no!	What was it inside that told you to jump?
why did you jump?	No!
i didn't jump, i fell! you told me i fell!	Why did you jump?
when you jumped in the bay, you didn't know where you were. you guessed but you didn't know.	I didn't jump, I fell! You told me I fell!
no, don't ask me!	When you jumped in the bay, you didn't know where you were. You guessed but you didn't know.
tell me what it is. where do you go? what takes you away?	No, don't ask me!
no!... no!	Tell me what it is. Where do you go? What takes you away?
long ago...	Where?
where were you born?	Long ago...
when?	Where were you born?
yes...	When?
have you been here before?	Yes...
the tall trees...	Have you been here before?
where?	The tall trees...
here with you.	Where?
where are you now?	Here with you.
somewhere in here i was born... and here i died and it was only a moment for you... you took no notice...	Madeleine!
no, thank you.	Somewhere in here I was born... and here I died and it was only a moment for you... you took no notice...
would you like a drink of water?	No, thank you.
no.	Would you like a drink of water?
no birds live here.	No.
and no birds sing.	No birds live here.
only silence. it's always like this.	And no birds sing.
do you hear anything?	Only silence. It's always like this.
why?	Knowing I have to die...
i don't like them.	Why?
their true name is sequoia sempervirens: always green, ever- living.	I don't like them.
of all the people who have been born... and have died... while the trees went on living.	Their true name is Sequoia Sempervirens: always green, ever- living.
what are you thinking?	Of all the people who have been born... and have died... while the trees went on living.
oh... some, two thousand years, or more.	The oldest living things?
how old?	Oh... some, two thousand years, or more.
if i've been there? that's silly! either you've been to a place or you haven't.	How old?
how can you be sure?	If I've been there? That's silly! Either you've been to a place or you haven't.
of course not! i'm a wanderer!  i'd like to go somewhere i've never been!	How can you be sure?
do you know where you're going?	Of course not! I'm a wanderer!  I'd like to go somewhere I've never been!
wander separately? ah, but only one is a wanderer. two, together, are always going somewhere.	No... no, I don't think that's necessarily true.
don't you think it's sort of a waste for the two of us to...	Wander separately? Ah, but only one is a wanderer. Two, together, are always going somewhere.
oh, yes, i forgot: it's your occupation, isn't it?	Don't you think it's sort of a waste for the two of us to...
ah.  that's what i was going to do.	Oh, yes, I forgot: It's your occupation, isn't it?
no, i just thought i'd wander.	Ah.  That's what I was going to do.
well... anywhere in particular?	No, I Just thought I'd wander.
no.	Well... anywhere in particular?
shopping?	No.
i don't know.	Shopping?
good-bye.	Good-bye.
we have.	Good-bye.
meet again, sometime.	We have.
what?	Meet again, sometime.
i hope we will, too.	What?
the first time i've been grateful for coit tower.	I hope we will, too.
i couldn't mail it; i didn't know your address. but i had a landmark. i remembered coit tower and it led me straight to you.	The first time I've been grateful for Coit Tower.
no! no, thank you!	I couldn't mail it; I didn't know your address. But I had a landmark. I remembered Coit Tower and it led me straight to you.
would you like some coffee?	No! No, thank you!
-- talking to you...	I enjoyed talking to you.
not at all, i enjoyed --	-- talking to you...
oh, yes! the whole thing must have been so embarrassing for you!	Not at all, I enjoyed --
you've nothing to apologize for.	Oh, yes! The whole thing must have been so embarrassing for you!
oh, yes. fine. no after effects.  but as i remember now, that water was cold, wasn't it?  what a terrible thing to do... and you were so kind...  it's a formal thank-you letter. and a great big apology.	You've nothing to apologize for.
i wanted to drive you home. are you all right?	Oh, yes. Fine. No after effects.  But as I remember now, that water was cold, wasn't it?  What a terrible thing to do... and you were so kind...  It's a formal thank-you letter. And a great big apology.
i... suddenly felt such a fool.	I wanted to drive you home. Are you all right?
good morning. i worried about you, last night. you shouldn't have run like that.	I... suddenly felt such a fool.
oh! yes. hello.	Good morning. I worried about you, last night. You shouldn't have run like that.
no, never before. i've fallen into lakes, out of rowboats, when i was a little girl. and i fell into a river, once, trying to leap from one stone to another. but i've never fallen into san francisco bay. have you? ever before?	No... this is the first time for me, too.
...falling... into san francisco bay?	No, never before. I've fallen into lakes, out of rowboats, when I was a little girl. And I fell into a river, once, trying to leap from one stone to another. But I've never fallen into San Francisco Bay. Have you? Ever before?
what?	...Falling... into San Francisco Bay?
will you tell me something? has this ever happened to you before?	What?
some people prefer it.	No... it's wrong.
one shouldn't live alone.	Some people prefer it.
that's a good occupation. and live here... alone?	One shouldn't live alone.
wander about.	That's a good occupation. And live here... alone?
i prefer john. there, that's done.  and what do you do, john?	Wander about.
no, i wouldn't like that. and after what happened today i should think you could call me scottie. or even john.	I prefer John. There, that's done.  And what do you do, John?
i shall call you mr. ferguson.	No, I wouldn't like that. And after what happened today I should think you could call me Scottie. Or even John.
john. old friends. acquaintances call me scottie.	I shall call you Mr. Ferguson.
that's a good, strong name. do your friends call you john? or jack.	John. Old friends. Acquaintances call me Scottie.
my name is john ferguson.	That's a good, strong name. Do your friends call you John? Or Jack.
no, you are right,  i'm glad you didn't take me home... i wouldn't have known you, to thank you...  oh, but i don't know you! and you don't know me! my name is madeleine elster.	My name is John Ferguson.
yes, i knew which one it was. it's out there, now. but i didn't think you'd want to be brought home that way.	No, you are right,  I'm glad you didn't take me home... I wouldn't have known you, to thank you...  Oh, but I don't know you! And you don't know me! My name is Madeleine Elster.
you could have looked in my car. oh, but you didn't know my car, did you?	Yes, I knew which one it was. It's out there, now. But I didn't think you'd want to be brought home that way.
i... didn't know where you lived.	You could have looked in my car. Oh, but you didn't know my car, did you?
you shouldn't have brought me here, you know.	I... didn't know where you lived.
when you...  there were pins in my hair...	Oh! Yes! Here!
no.	When you...  There were pins in my hair...
lucky for me you were wandering about. thank you again. i've been terrible bother to you.	No.
oh, that's a lovely spot, isn't it? i've never been inside. but it looks so lovely, driving past.	Lucky for me you were wandering about. Thank you again. I've been terrible bother to you.
the palace of the legion of honor. the art gallery.	Oh, that's a lovely spot, isn't it? I've never been inside. But it looks so lovely, driving past.
wandering about.	You like it, too.
you're not. merely direct. what were you doing there? at old fort point?	Wandering about.
i'm sorry. i didn't mean to be rude.	You're not. Merely direct. What were you doing there? At Old Fort Point?
i will. you're terribly direct in your questions.	I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude.
please drink your coffee.	I will. You're terribly direct in your questions.
oh... wandering about.	Before?  Where?  Where had you been?
this afternoon.	Oh... wandering about.
when?	This afternoon.
where had you been before?	When?
because i love it so. it's beautiful there. especially at sunset.  ah... thank you for the fire.	Where had you been before?
why?	Because I love it so. It's beautiful there. Especially at sunset.  Ah... thank you for the fire.
...old port point!  out at the presidio! of course i remember! i often go there!	Why?
at...	...Old Port Point!  Out at the Presidio! Of course I remember! I often go there!
where were you?	At...
oh, of course i remember that!  but then i must have had a dizzy spell, and fainted!	Where were you?
do you remember where you were?	Oh, of course I remember that!  But then I must have had a dizzy spell, and fainted!
no...	Do you remember where you were?
you don't remember.	No...
why am i here? what happened?	You...  ...fell into the Bay.
her car is gone.	What car?
would you please go and look?	In her room? Well, yes, of course if you ask. But it does seem silly...
and there! there you see? her key is on the rack!	Would you please go and look?
oh, no! she hasn't been here at all! i would have seen her, you know. i've been right here all the time, putting olive oil on my rubber plant leaves!	And there! There you see? Her key is on the rack!
i saw her come in five minutes. ago.	Oh, no! She hasn't been here at all! I would have seen her, you know. I've been right here all the time, putting olive oil on my rubber plant leaves!
oh, but she hasn't been here today. scottie whirls back on her.	I saw her come in five minutes. ago.
when she comes down, don't say that i've been here.	Oh, but she hasn't been here today. Scottie whirls back on her.
no... she only comes to sit. two or three times a week. and i never ask questions, you know. as long as they're well behaved. i must say that i've wondered --	When she comes down, don't say that I've been here.
does she sleep here? ever?	No... she only comes to sit. Two or three times a week. And I never ask questions, you know. As long as they're well behaved. I must say that I've wondered --
oh, it must be two weeks. yes, the rent's due tomorrow.	Does she sleep here? Ever?
how long has she had the room?	Oh, it must be two weeks. Yes, the rent's due tomorrow.
yes, that's it. sweet name, isn't it?  foreign. but sweet.	How long has she had the room?
carlotta valdes?	Yes, that's it. Sweet name, isn't it?  Foreign. But sweet.
valdes. miss valdes.  it's spanish, you know.	Carlotta Valdes?
what is her name?	Valdes. Miss Valdes.  It's Spanish, you know.
i can't imagine that sweet girl with that dear face --	What is her name?
please answer my question.	I can't imagine that sweet girl with that dear face --
oh, dear! has she done something wrong?	Please answer my question.
oh, i'm afraid we couldn't give out information of that sort. our clients are entitled to their privacy, you know. and i do believe it's against the law! of course, i don't think any of them would mind, really, but still i would have to know who you are, and ask --	Oh, dear! Has she done something wrong?
would you tell me, who has the room on the second floor in the corner, that corner?	Oh, I'm afraid we couldn't give out information of that sort. Our clients are entitled to their privacy, you know. And I do believe it's against the law! Of course, I don't think any of them would mind, really, but still I would have to know who you are, and ask --
oh, yes!	Would you tell me, who has the room on the second floor in the corner, that corner?
yes... you run this hotel.	Oh, yes!
is there something i can do for you?	Yes... you run this hotel.
as a matter of fact, i thought i might give it to you.	Oh?
no, not exactly. want to see?	As a matter of fact, I thought I might give it to you.
what is it, a still life?	No, not exactly. Want to see?
well, it's a living. but i'm excited about this.	What is it, a still life?
good. i've always said you were wasting your time in the underwear department.	Well, it's a living. But I'm excited about this.
oh, i'm having a wonderful time! i've gone back to my first love... painting.	Good. I've always said you were wasting your time in the underwear department.
what have you been doing?	Wandering.
naturally.	What have you been doing?
if you want to. naturally, we won't talk about anything you don't want to talk about.	Naturally.
what i've been doing?	If you want to. Naturally, we won't talk about anything you don't want to talk about.
oh... this and that.	What I've been doing?
fair enough. what'll we talk about at dinner?	Oh... this and that.
i just thought if i gave you a drink and fed you some dinner, you'd be so grateful you'd take me to a movie.	Fair enough. What'll we talk about at dinner?
well, i detected an undercurrent.	I just thought if I gave you a drink and fed you some dinner, you'd be so grateful you'd take me to a movie.
all i said in the note was: "where are you?" that doesn't sound desperate to me.	Well, I detected an undercurrent.
what was this desperate urge to see me?	All I said in the note was: "Where are you?" That doesn't sound desperate to me.
oh?	What was this desperate urge to see me?
yeah.	Oh?
did you need it?	Yeah.
mm. better.	Did you need it?
oh?	Mm. Better.
around.	Oh?
where?	Around.
just wander.	Where?
since i stopped being able to get them on the phone. for a man who has nothing to do, you're certainly a busy little bee. where do you go, these days?	Just wander.
i did. since when do you go about slipping notes under men's doors?	Since I stopped being able to get them on the phone. For a man who has nothing to do, you're certainly a busy little bee. Where do you go, these days?
midge!	Bye-bye!
no, not carlotta. elster's wife.	Mmm, yeah, I guess...
carlotta?	No, not Carlotta. Elster's wife.
is she pretty?	Carlotta?
think?  well, what do you think?	Is she pretty?
i'm not telling you what i think! i'm telling you what he thinks!	Think?  Well, what do you think?
and the idea is that the beautiful mad carlotta has come back from the dead, to take possession of elster's wife?  ah, johnny! come on!	I'm not telling you what I think! I'm telling you what he thinks!
out!	And the idea is that the Beautiful Mad Carlotta has come back from the dead, to take possession of Elster's wife?  Ah, Johnny! Come on!
i know. the one who phoned. your old college chum, elster.	Out!
out. i've got things to do.	I know. The one who phoned. Your old college chum, Elster.
who's the guy, who's the wife?	Out. I've got things to do.
i've told you enough.	Who's the guy, who's the wife?
you haven't told me everything.	I've told you enough.
here you are.	You haven't told me everything.
you'll tell, or you'll be back in that corset! come on!	I'll take you home.
nothing to tell.	You'll tell, or you'll be back in that corset! Come on!
for bringing you here. come on, tell!	Nothing to tell.
for what?	For bringing you here. Come on, tell!
now then, johnny-o; pay me.	For what?
the poor thing....	And she died...
pop leibel? sure.	All right, come on. Introduce me. Where is your hat?
do you know him well?	Pop Leibel? Sure.
wait a minute! you're not a detective any more. what's going on?	Do you know him well?
who shot who in the embarcadero in august, 1879.	Wait a minute! You're not a detective any more. What's going on?
pop leibel owns the argosy book shop. what do you want to know?	Who shot who in the Embarcadero in August, 1879.
who?	Pop Leibel owns the Argosy Book Shop. What do you want to know?
pop leibel.	Who?
yeah.	Pop Leibel.
oh!  you mean gay old bohemian days of gay old san francisco!  the juicy stories? like who shot who in the embarcadero august, 1879?	Yeah.
not that kind of history. the small stuff! about people you never heard of!	Oh!  You mean Gay Old Bohemian Days of Gay Old San Francisco!  The juicy stories? Like who shot who in the Embarcadero August, 1879?
professor saunders, over in berkeley.	Not that kind of history. The small stuff! About people you never heard of!
well, who? come on, you know everybody.	Professor Saunders, over in Berkeley.
now, that's the kind of greeting a girl likes.  none of this "hello you look wonderful" stuff. just a good straight "who do you know" --	Well, who? Come on, you know everybody.
johnny!	Oh, damn it! Damn it, damn it --
this is a cinch. i look up, i look down. i look up --	Johnny!
easy, now.	This is a cinch. I look up, I look down. I look up --
step number two.	Okay.
now. i look up, i look down. i look up, i look down. nothing to it.	Stop kidding. Wait a minute.
what do you want me to start with -- the golden gate bridge?	Now. I look up, I look down. I look up, I look down. Nothing to it.
that!?!	What do you want me to start with -- the Golden Gate Bridge?
here, i'll show you what i mean. we'll start with this.	That!?!
i've got a theory. look. if i can get used to heights just a little at a time... progressively see?	Here, I'll show you what I mean. We'll start with this.
how?	I've got a theory. Look. If I can get used to heights just a little at a time... progressively see?
i think i can lick it.	How?
i asked my doctor. he said only another emotional shock could do it, and probably wouldn't. and you're not going to go diving off another rooftop to find out.	I think I can lick it.
my... the acrophobia.	I asked my doctor. He said only another emotional shock could do it, and probably wouldn't. And you're not going to go diving off another rooftop to find out.
what.	My... the acrophobia.
midge, what did you mean, there's no losing it?	What.
sorry, old man. work.	Midge, what did you mean, there's no losing it?
well, i'm on the bum; i'll buy him a couple of drinks and tell him my troubles. but not tonight. if you won't drink with me, i'll drink alone, tonight.	Sorry, old man. Work.
he's probably on the bum and wants to touch you for the price of a drink.	Well, I'm on the bum; I'll buy him a couple of drinks and tell him my troubles. But not tonight. If you won't drink with me, I'll drink alone, tonight.
could be.	He's probably on the bum and wants to touch you for the price of a drink.
that's skid row... isn't it?	Could be.
i got a call from him today. funny. he dropped out of sight during the war, and i'd heard he'd gone east. i guess he's back.  it's a mission number.	That's Skid Row... isn't it?
gavin? gavin elster? you'd think i'd would. no.	I got a call from him today. Funny. He dropped out of sight during the war, and I'd heard he'd gone East. I guess he's back.  It's a Mission number.
ah, sweet college days. but you're the one who blew it. i'm still available. available ferguson. say, midge, do you remember a guy at college named gavin elster?	Gavin? Gavin Elster? You'd think I'd would. No.
three whole weeks.	Ah, sweet college days. But you're the one who blew it. I'm still available. Available Ferguson. Say, Midge, do you remember a guy at college named Gavin Elster?
yeah, i'm a brute. we were engaged once though, weren't we?	Three whole weeks.
you know there's only one man in the world for me, johnny-o.	Yeah, I'm a brute. We were engaged once though, weren't we?
aren't you ever going to get married?	You know there's only one man in the world for me, Johnny-O.
normal.	Aren't you ever going to get married?
well?	Normal.
that's following a train of thought.	Well?
how's your love life, midge?	That's following a train of thought.
what a pleasant hobby.	How's your love life, Midge?
an aircraft engineer down the peninsula designed it. he worked it out in his spare time.	What a pleasant hobby.
uh-huh!	An aircraft engineer down the peninsula designed it. He worked it out in his spare time.
it's brand new. revolutionary uplift. no shoulder straps, no back straps, but does everything a brassiere should do. it works on the principle of the cantilever bridge.	Uh-huh!
i've never run across one like that.	It's brand new. Revolutionary uplift. No shoulder straps, no back straps, but does everything a brassiere should do. It works on the principle of the cantilever bridge.
it's a brassiere. you know about those things. you're a big boy, now.	I've never run across one like that.
from that music.	Oh!
i'm having one now.	From that music.
have you had any dizzy spells this week?	I'm having one now.
to forget? don't be so motherly, midge. i'm not going to crack up.	Have you had any dizzy spells this week?
mmm. why don't you go away for a while?	To forget? Don't be so motherly, Midge. I'm not going to crack up.
nothing for a while. you forget, i'm a man of independent means. or fairly independent.	Mmm. Why don't you go away for a while?
well?... what'll you do?	Nothing for a while. You forget, I'm a man of independent means. Or fairly independent.
ah, johnny-o...	Well?... what'll you do?
not with my acrophobia, midge. if i dropped a pencil on the floor and bent down to pick it up, it could be disastrous!	Ah, Johnny-O...
it's where you belong.	Not with my Acrophobia, Midge. If I dropped a pencil on the floor and bent down to pick it up, it could be disastrous!
and sit behind a desk?  chairborne?	It's where you belong.
well, you've got it. and there's no losing it. and there's no one to blame. so why quit?	And sit behind a desk?  Chairborne?
i know. i have acrophobia. what a disease. a fear of heights. and what a moment to find out i had it.	Well, you've got it. And there's no losing it. And there's no one to blame. So why quit?
johnny, the doctors explained --	I know. I have Acrophobia. What a disease. A fear of heights. And what a moment to find out I had it.
i know. everybody tells me.	Johnny, the doctors explained --
it wasn't your fault.	I know. Everybody tells me.
i wake up at night seeing him fall from the roof... and try to reach out for him.	It wasn't your fault.
why?	I wake up at night seeing him fall from the roof... and try to reach out for him.
i had to quit, midge.	Why?
no, it's your life. but you were the bright young lawyer who decided he was going to be chief of police some day.	I had to quit, Midge.
you sound so disapproving, midge.	No, it's your life. But you were the bright young lawyer who decided he was going to be chief of police some day.
what are you going to do? now that you've quit the police force?	You sound so disapproving, Midge.
what do you mean?	What are you going to do? Now that you've quit the police force?
please!  and what happens after tomorrow?	What do you mean?
how do you know? personal experience?	Please!  And what happens after tomorrow?
more than you think.	How do you know? Personal experience?
midge, do you suppose many men wear corsets?	More than you think.
tomorrow... the corset comes off. and this thing goes out the window.  i shall be a free man. i shall wiggle my behind... free and unconfined.	Midge, do you suppose many men wear corsets?
what's tomorrow?	Tomorrow... the corset comes off. And this thing goes out the window.  I shall be a free man. I shall wiggle my behind... free and unconfined.
well, you know those police department doctors: no sense of style.  ah, tomorrow!	What's tomorrow?
no three-way stretch? how very un- chic.	Well, you know those police department doctors: no sense of style.  Ah, tomorrow!
it's this darned corset. it binds. he retrieves the stick.	No three-way stretch? How very un- chic.
i thought you said no more aches and pains?	It's this darned corset. It binds. He retrieves the stick.
ow!!	I thought you said no more aches and pains?
by her own hand.  there are many such stories.	Thank you, Mr. Leibel. Thank you very much.
how?	By her own hand.  There are many such stories.
she died.	How?
by whom?	By... no... the name I do not remember. A rich man, a powerful man.  It is not an unusual story. She came from somewhere small, to the south of the city... some say from a mission settlement... young, yes; very young.  And she was found singing and dancing in a cabaret by the man... wait... wait... Ives! His name was Ives!  Yes. And he took her and built for her this great house in the Western Addition... and there was a child. Yes. This was it. The child.
it was hers. it was built for her. many years ago.	By whom?
what does a big old wooden house on the corner of eddy and gough street have to do with her?	It was hers. It was built for her. Many years ago.
yes... the beautiful carlotta... the sad carlotta...	What does a big old wooden house on the corner of Eddy and Gough Street have to do with her?
well, if it's absolutely necessary...	Yes, it is. Now, I want to look at an evening dress, a dinner dress, black -- short -- long sleeves -- with a neck cut this...  ...and the skirt out.
can we have it by tonight?	Well, if it's absolutely necessary...
well...	Can we have it by tonight?
how soon can it be altered?	Well...
oh, yes! it may need some slight alterations, but it is madam's size.  all right, dear.  we'll have it for you to try in a moment.	How soon can it be altered?
yes! that's it!	I thought so!
she'll be out in a moment.	Now, Judy, it isn't anything to get --
but you said grey, sir.	Not tweed -- it's a smoother material, with a larger collar and belted.
no, that's not it. nothing like it.	But you said grey, sir.
can't do what?	We're gonna get caught. I know we're gonna get caught. They were eyeballing my car.
i'm not going to ruin my life over a dead whore.	That's a horrible ugly comment. "Dead whore?" She's a person!
they'll get us on accesory to murder.	Bullshit it's not accesory. I didn't do shit. You call the cops, you explain it was an accident...
jesus.	Don't touch her. Call 911.
she's fucking hot!	I need a drink.
the stripper's here.	Excellent.
i didn't hear you.	Well that's what I said.
i said how's it going?	I didn't hear you.
what did you say?	I said how's it going?
what's that?	What did you say?
what?	What's that?
how ya doing?	What?
go home!	You go home!
don't you fucking threaten me - i'll fucking kill you.	Go home!
don't you threaten me you little rat fuck.	Don't you fucking threaten me - I'll fucking kill you.
you got a retarded kid and a fat pig wife.	You fucking bastard!
if you ever touch my minivan again, i'll make you sorry. real sorry.	You're a loser.
and you're a little fucking reject.	Eat my ass!
about anybody but yourself. you never have.	And you're a little fucking reject.
fucking boyd. that fucking idiot. they're on to us.	They're not on to us. I'm gonna call Boyd.
you have acquaintances - business friends and superficial golf buddies. you have always been a fringe player. you have some serious male on male intimacy problems.	What are you fucking talking about?
the hell i don't.	You have acquaintances - business friends and superficial golf buddies. You have always been a fringe player. You have some serious male on male intimacy problems.
the hell you do.	The hell I don't.
i have plenty of friends.	The hell you do.
you never were a team player. that's why you never had any friends.	I have plenty of friends.
don't point at me.	You never were a team player. That's why you never had any friends.
you're not a team player.	Don't point at me.
what did you say?	You're not a team player.
you're pathetic.	What did you say?
this is pathetic.	You're pathetic.
why?	It's sacrilegious.
i don't know why the floor was wet!	Why?!
why was the floor wet?	I don't know why the floor was wet!
the floor was wet. she slipped!	Why was the floor wet?
we were playing...she slipped...she hit her head.	Playing?
i was just playing...we were playing just playing around.	She's dead.
tonight we return once again to the cave. tonight we let the monsters out. we fill ourselves with the spirits of genghis khan, joe namath, jfk, paton, lombardi, hemingway...	Franco mother-fucking Harris!
name one.	I don't have to...
multiple reasons.	Name one.
oh, and why am i an asshole?	Multiple reasons.
you're an asshole.	Oh, and why am I an asshole?
you're an asshole adam.	You're an asshole.
no, because your opinions are idiotic and have nothing to do with what any given conversation is about, which makes 85% of your eagerly injected thought process highly offensive to me.	Boyd brought up divorce statistics.
because my opinion threatens yours, it's poorly developed?	No, because your opinions are idiotic and have nothing to do with what any given conversation is about, which makes 85% of your eagerly injected thought process highly offensive to me.
it's really a stupid opinion. you have developed an annoying habit of talking for what seems to be no other reason than to hear yourself speak.	Because my opinion threatens yours, it's poorly developed?
you're interrupting a personal conversation.	Sorry Fish.
no first of all. i'm not in a game mood.	You're interrupting a personal conversation.
first of all...	No first of all. I'm not in a game mood.
we're leaving from my house in three hours. if you want to come, get your numbers in order by then.	First of all...
all right. let's all go back in. adam? you're cool right?	No. I'm not Boyd. I am not cool at all.
they won't figure it out.	I got children. I've got a life.
i'm talking about dna samples, fiber optics, search parties, they got infrared scanners, fbi scientists. they figure this shit out. they always figure it out.	They won't figure it out.
it has worked.	I'm talking about DNA samples, fiber optics, search parties, they got infrared scanners, FBI scientists. They figure this shit out. They always figure it out.
i won't calm down. i can't do this. we can't do this. it won't work. it will not work.	It has worked.
adam! calm down.	I won't calm down. I can't do this. We can't do this. It won't work. It will not work.
i didn't do anything! i'll turn your pathetic ass in!	Adam! Calm down.
you got some mighty fucking fine bad timing adam. we got a rehearsal situation here.	I don't give a damn.
they're on me. they're smoking me out!	Nobody's smoking anybody out.
who? what are you talking about?	They're on me. They're smoking me out!
at the seven-eleven.	Who? What are you talking about?
what?	At the seven-eleven.
what is your problem?	I can't do this.
fuck you boyd!	Any time fat boy!
watch the tone fella.	Fuck you Boyd!
don't talk to me about character.	Watch the tone fella.
lighten up adam. show some character.	Don't talk to me about character.
would you, shush?! these phones aren't secure!	Lighten up Adam. Show some character.
oh i did? i think it was your little rat fuck brother who decided to play hamburger helper with the hooker's head.	Would you, shush?! These phones aren't secure!
you got us into this mess.	Oh I did? I think it was your little rat fuck brother who decided to play Hamburger Helper with the hooker's head.
what does that mean?	You got us into this mess.
boyd you idiot, the shit's coming down!	What does that mean?
we are all going straight to hell. either hell or prison, whichever comes first.	Wrong. That is flat out wrong. Hell is for cowards, for hypocrites who fear to live by the strenght of their own convictions. This is war. Given the circumstances, and given the fact that we are alive and they are not, we have chosen life over death. Two wrongs don't make a right. So our conviction and execution would only mean more death here, not less.
now i am the last to say that we have done here is a good thing. it's not. it's not a good thing. but it was, given the circumstances, the smart play. we did what had to be done. and...well...i'm proud of us. i'm proud of each and every one of us. we performed. under the most complex and nerve shattering of situations, we stood fast and we delivered. i feel proud.	We are all going straight to hell. Either hell or prison, whichever comes first.
i am not flexible on this.	Alright. Let's do it.
we have to get going.	I am not flexible on this.
well what the fuck are we supposed to do?	Open the suitcases, unpack the body parts and reunite the limbs.
that is absolutely not true.	Well what the fuck are we supposed to do?
she's asian. they don't have jews in asia.	That is absolutely not true.
no we're not. the bodies are all mixed up. we can't do this to them.	She's Asian. They don't have Jews in Asia.
so that's what we're doing.	No we're not. The bodies are all mixed up. We can't do this to them.
according to jewish law, the blood and limbs are considered to be part of the human being. they must be buried together or their souls won't rest in peace.	So that's what we're doing.
how do you figure?	According to Jewish law, the blood and limbs are considered to be part of the human being. They must be buried together or their souls won't rest in peace.
we've already done this.	No, I mean the suitcases. We can't bury them in suticases.
we can't do this.	We've already done this.
what?	We can't do this.
wait. wait a minute.	What?
i'm not wrecking the transmission!	Wait. Wait a minute.
sun rises at 5:52.	I'm not wrecking the transmission!
have you ever done this before?	The reality is, you take away the horror of this situation, take away the tragedy of the death, take away the moral and ethical implications of all the crap you have had conditioned, beaten, into your head since grade one. What are we left with? What? A 115 lb. problem. 115 lbs. that must be moved from point A to point B. Now, a straight line in the shortest distance but we are denied the luxury of a visible straight line. But that line exists and I see it.I see that line. Trust me. Adam. Trust me...I can take care of this.
someone goes to walmart, gets some buckets, brushes, mops, spic and span, the works.	Have you ever done this before?
what about the blood?	Someone goes to Walmart, gets some buckets, brushes, mops, Spic and Span, the works.
we check out the area and wait for a time when it's clear.	What about the blood?
you don't think someone will have a problem with a body being thrown off a balcony?	We check out the area and wait for a time when it's clear.
wrap her up in blankets. bring the car around to the back of the hotel, throw her off the balcony, put her in the car...done.	You don't think someone will have a problem with a body being thrown off a balcony?
so i didn't fucking do it!	She's got bondage burns on her wrists. There's blow all over the room, Moore looks like he went at it with a mountain lion. This room looks like the Manson Family stayed here a month. Micheal goes down, we all go down.
her fucking head was caved in.	So I didn't fucking do it!
her blood is all over the bathroom. i'd say that's a bit of a dna problem.	It's a marble floor, we can clean it up.
have you completely lost your mind? so you get her out of here. so you get her out into the desert somehow, without anybody seeing, so what, you don't think at some point somebody might notice that she's gone?	Nobody knows she's here. I called her personally. Nobody knows.
we can do this. we can get her out of here.	Have you completely lost your mind? So you get her out of here. So you get her out into the desert somehow, without anybody seeing, so what, you don't think at some point somebody might notice that she's gone?
you don't just casually walk out of a vegas casino with a dead woman.	We can do this. We can get her out of here.
bury her out in the desert.	Sure, why not.
i'm calling the police.	What were we doing officer? Why didn't we help her? Well...we're all a bit high, you know, bachelor party, that kind of thing. Fisher here is getting married in three days...Beautiful wife ...he didn't have anything at all to do with it...It was all Micheal here... just Micheal...
just giving the facts.	I'm calling the police.
just stop.	Just giving the facts.
there's more.	Just stop.
stop it!	There's more.
that is not an "option." there is no multiple choice here.	Yes sir, there sure is an option here. There are always options.
call the police. okay, that's one option.	That is not an "option." There is no multiple choice here.
we have a dead woman bleeding all over the bathroom. what options? call the police.	Call the police. Okay, that's one option.
stop it! listen to me. let's just take a second here and take hold of the situation, ok? let's just review our options here.	We have a dead woman bleeding all over the bathroom. What options? Call the police.
are you sure this was an accident?	You're a lying deviant. What did you do?!
listen to me. please. everybody just calm down a bit here. okay... first...are we sure she's dead?	Her head's bashed in and her heart isn't beating.
everybody shut up. listen to me!	Listen to me. Please. Everybody just calm down a bit here. Okay... First...are we sure she's dead?
we have to call the ambulance.	Why?
why?  why? she's dead. why are you calling an ambulance?	We have to call the ambulance.
calling the ambulance.	Why?  Why? She's dead. Why are you calling an ambulance?
just wait a second. wait one second. okay. what are you doing?	Calling the ambulance.
i'm calling the ambulance.	Just wait a second. Wait one second. Okay. What are you doing?
what do you think you are doing?	I'm calling the ambulance.
what are you talking about?	What do you think you are doing?
what are you doing?	What are you talking about?
what?	What are you doing?
wait!	What?
she's got no fucking pulse.	You don't know what you're doing.
more.	Over eight years of some of the hardest raging experiences of my life.
you can't keep bringing up starbucks. that was your only real hit in like 75 tries.	I set up Fisher with the broker that found his house. Took care of that one, didn't I?  Prison Communications.
one idea that if you had fucking listened to, you would each be worth approximately 15 million dollars.	You can't keep bringing up Starbucks. That was your only real hit in like 75 tries.
don't even start.	You want to hear me out?
four hours and fifteen minutes. i can make vegas in 3 and change.	I'm not getting a ticket.
there is no candy!	What do you mean? It's it's a Goddamn Mini-Mart?!
where's the candy?	There is no candy!
later.	They're screaming like monsters and it's giving me a headache. Go get some fucking Starbursts.
they're screaming for starbursts.	Later.
what?	They're screaming for Starbursts.
honey, go in there and get some starbursts.	What?
they're driving me nuts!	They're singing.
don't snap at them!	They're driving me nuts!
i got you.	Where's the bathroom?
i got a migraine like a little monkey kicking in the side of my skull, mike tyson with a fucking sledge hammer trying to crack...	I got you.
jesus adam, can we not get into this now please?	I got a migraine like a little monkey kicking in the side of my skull, Mike Tyson with a fucking sledge hammer trying to crack...
have you thought about what i said?	Jesus Adam, can we not get into this now please?
i don't think so.	We are. We go to the police. We tell them the truth. Now. Before they find out. Now. We save ourselves.
you and i have done nothing. you especially. we are innocent.	I don't think so.
what.	You and I have done nothing. You especially. We are innocent.
i want you to hear me out.	What.
no way.	It has to be done.
either side you idiot. i'm calling 911.	What happened? Oh my God...
i know...	Y'see? That's the real point here. That's what I'm driving for, when the big storm comes and knocks down all the forests and the rocks fall down and the leave's are bare. What's left? The little trees, the little fellas that the storm didn't see. The tiny little...
if anything ever happens to me...	I know...
i know and i'm honored...	If anything ever happens to me...
i tell mine that they're little men. i tell them they're strong. they make me feel joy. i let 'em know. so they really know that i need them just as much. you know. just as much man. and you know, you're their godfather...	I know and I'm honored...
i won't do it.	Don't eyeball your kids.
don't ever stare him down.	I won't do it.
the bucks gonna stop right here.  if my son doesn't know the six new england states, if he has trouble with geography, i won't stick it in his face. i'll help the little guy. i'll put him in the car and take him out there. i'll take him to maine for a big lobster dinner, go skiing in vermont, hot dogs at yankee stadium...i won't stare him down.	Don't ever stare him down.
no. i think it's fucked.	Then fuck what your father said, cause I'm gonna tell you right now...You'll know what it's all about, why you got married and why you love her when you wake up at three in the morning, and the streetlight's coming through the window and it's just catching a corner of her face, like a sleeping angel. And her hair smells sweet and she's your's. She's all your's. Do you see where I'm going here?
are you solid with that?	No. I think it's fucked.
right! that's exactly what i'm saying. my father said, first of all, i'm your father not your friend. i'm your father.	Are you solid with that?
no. no. no. it's what my father said to me. he said it and he meant it... he said to me...he said, adam, he said...he told me and i heard him... he said...  hell he said so many goddamn things i can't remember everything he said for christsake.	Right! That's exactly what I'm saying. My father said, first of all, I'm your father not your friend. I'm your father.
real times.	They've all been real times. And as you prepare to enter into a new phase of life, as you prepare for new roles; father, husband, teacher, you will, as I have, come to except the letting go of of old ways. Soon, the mellowing will begin...
that's one idea.	No...we want padded chairs...okay?
we'll be ready adam.	I know you'll be.  Three hours.
so. when is the wedding.	Tomorrow.  We are getting married tomorrow.
and a house. valued at 350 thousand.	So where's that leave us?
well, oh...	And a house. Valued at 350 thousand.
actually, no. adam was switching to a whole life policy, but re-scheduled his medical exam...and failed to make his last payment...so his term life lapsed. so it's value is null and void.  now he did have a pension account, worth another 150 thousand.	Well, oh...
yes money. adam had a five hundred dollar term life insurance policy.	What does that mean?
money?	Yes money. Adam had a five hundred dollar Term Life Insurance Policy.
my god.	There's more.
i will call the police right now if i don't start getting some answers.	Lois please.
he's upset about adam. we're all upset.	I will call the police right now if I don't start getting some answers.
micheal. tell lois that nothing...	Shut up Boyd! Micheal?
micheal? do you have something to tell me?	Micheal. Tell Lois that nothing...
nothing happened in vegas.	I don't want to hear it from the liar. Stick a plug in it Boyd. Fisher? What happened in Vegas?
you're a liar. i want to know what happened in vegas.	Nothing happened in Vegas.
i don't understand where this personal attack is coming from...	You're a liar. I want to know what happened in Vegas.
don't sweet lip me.	I don't understand where this personal attack is coming from...
what are you talking about?	Don't sweet lip me.
she's in there!	I'm just gonna let her know I'm here.
is everything okay?	Great. Fine. Perfect.
sweet deal.	Is everything okay?
that's right.	Sweet deal.
she's still working?	That's right.
she's in the bathroom...she's still working.	She's still working?
sin city. devil's playground. the black bitch. all day every day.  where's tina?	She's in the bathroom...she's still working.
that's right.	Sin City. Devil's Playground. The Black Bitch. All day every day.  Where's Tina?
doing the bachelor party thing?	That's right.
yup.	Doing the bachelor party thing?
who?	The groom?
so who's the lucky guy?	Who?
okay. hi.	So who's the lucky guy?
where is she?	She's here. She's just...Hold on a second.
she's not here.	Where is she?
i'm with tina. is she there?	She's not here.
what?	I'm with Tina. Is she there?
ah, yeah, hi. is tina there?	What?
what is it?	Ah, yeah, hi. Is Tina there?
he's too drunk.	He's fine. Okay Mikey, let's go.  You guys stay here.
he just had two.	Give me two more.
what's goosed?	What is her disposition?
what's your fucking point?	I'm not talking to you?
the past is the past. today is the beginning of the rest of our lives.	Today is the best day of the rest of our lives.
i got her arm.	Here's his head.
he's right.	We can take her out to Red Rock. Find some quiet place...and put her in the ground.
where do you look? what side of the neck?	Left side.
keith richards, dean martin...	Jack Kerouback, Herman Melville, Henry Miller and Hunter S. Thompson. I dedicate this evening to fear and to major loathing. So from sun set to sun rise, let me be heard...
but not tonight.	Not tonight.
i don't think so boyd.	Fine. Don't come crying to Boyd. No sir.
your investment ideas never work out.	That's the whole point. They rarely work out. But on occasion they do. And when they do, they do big.
no i don't.	Fish?
i'm a lifesaver. a lighthouse. up all night in the rain, in stormy gale force wind, tornado and fucking earthquakes. i stay lit for you. i stay lit. i don't go dark. i never go dark!	You need help.
not a prayer.	I'm a lifesaver. A lighthouse. Up all night in the rain, in stormy gale force wind, tornado and fucking earthquakes. I stay lit for you. I stay lit. I don't go dark. I never go dark!
and if you think you can fuck me, don't. cause i'm fucking insulated fisher. protected. backed up on floppy. do you get me? i want my fucking money!	Not a prayer.
you're sick.	And if you think you can fuck me, don't. Cause I'm fucking insulated Fisher. Protected. Backed up on floppy. Do you get me? I want my fucking money!
blood money. insurance dollars that you have thus fucking far decided not to tell me about at all. in no way have you mentioned that money. and i find that to be very very offensive.	You're sick.
i'm serious.	I'm serious. I'm the serious one here. I'm the one making the play. I'm the Indian Runner. And I want my money.
whatever you say kojak.	I'm serious.
fine? fine what?	Whatever you say Kojak.
okay fine.	Fine? Fine what?
i'm talking about some bad, bad, very bad things. bad things! those are bad fucking things!	Okay fine.
you care to add a little specification to that slanderous accusation?	I'm talking about some bad, bad, very bad things. Bad things! Those are bad fucking things!
you've got a warped thought process. your brain doesn't function properly.	You care to add a little specification to that slanderous accusation?
my what?	You've got a warped thought process. Your brain doesn't function properly.
i'm getting really tired of your bullshit.	My what?
this is a situation that defies judgement. we have acted and showed courage that is not of a kind known by most.	I'm getting really tired of your bullshit.
isn't it a little late?	Hold on a sec.  Lois, you sure you wouldn't rather do this in the morning?
that's right.	Isn't it a little late?
now?	That's right.
that it was all an accident. she wants to hear it from micheal's mouth.	Now?
hear what?	That it was all an accident. She wants to hear it from Micheal's mouth.
good deal. lois just wants to hear it from micheal.	Hear what?
yeah.	Good deal. Lois just wants to hear it from Micheal.
i'm talking about lois having relaxed her anxiety. only deal is...you still got micheal there?	Yeah.
what does that mean?	I'm talking about Lois having relaxed her anxiety. Only deal is...you still got Micheal there?
okay. here's the deal and it's a good one. lois is cool. it's a pacified situation.	What does that mean?
i don't know...	You got a nasty side to your thought process.
and what does that mean?  are you insane?!  you think i would hurt lois?! she's the mother of those kids! what is wrong with you?	I don't know...
what does that mean?	And what does that mean?  Are you insane?!  You think I would hurt Lois?! She's the mother of those kids! What is wrong with you?
take care of business.	What does that mean?
what are you going to do?	Take care of business.
just do it.	What are you going to do?
i don't think that's such a good idea.	Just do it.
after you drop the kids off, take micheal home. put a few drinks in him so he'll sleep.	I don't think that's such a good idea.
jesus boyd you're going to o.d. him.	Suck my ass.
does she sound pissed, scared, hostile? did she mention the police?	No, but she's definitely pissed and hostile. And she's clearly starting to think that's something's not right.
regarding what?	Does she sound pissed, scared, hostile? Did she mention the police?
what's your point?	You want to know what you are doing here?! You are love pumping. You are protecting all that is sacred and beautiful and in sync with poetry and sunsets and little newborn babies. You are walking the walk. This is it Fisher, the real stuff. You love this woman. Love is second to nothing. I love you. I love Moore. I love Micheal. This car is full of love, and nothing - absolutely nothing - supersedes love, man. Nothing. We will do what it takes. Whatever it takes.
i just want to get married.	Exactly! Exactly my point.
what you just said. say it again.	I just want to get married.
what?	What you just said. Say it again.
say it again.	What?
i don't know! i just want to get married.	Say it again.
yes, you did. now that is the question! that is exactly the question we should be asking ourselves. you tell me fisher. what have we done?	I don't know! I just want to get married.
i said, what have we done?	Yes, you did. Now that is the question! That is exactly the question we should be asking ourselves. You tell me Fisher. What have we done?
what is the question you asked me?	I said, what have we done?
what?	What is the question you asked me?
what did you ask me?	What?
boyd...what have we done?	What did you ask me?
he is not cracking up.	Boyd...What have we done?
he's cracked up.	He is not cracking up.
easy boyd.	No easy Boyd! I got a best friend in there in pieces. How about a little sensitivity?
negative. this is not what we have worked out in terms of presented behavior.	He's having a problem here.
shut up boyd.	Negative. This is not what we have worked out in terms of presented behavior.
ok. definitely not cool! definitely inappropriate behavior here.	Shut up Boyd.
the problem was our quarterback had trouble remembering his right from left...	No, the problem, as I recall, was the lack of blocking...
fisher had a less than normal relationship with that donkey.	You always were a jealous man.
it goes; "today is the first day of the rest of our lives."	However it goes, the point is, nobody says anything to anyone ever. Right? ...Right?
micheal, now is probably not the best time for this.	No, this is the perfect time. This is real time. Adam. Your brother and I, as well as several others present, have always suspected that you...  ...are a fully repressed, living in major denial, locked down, fly-boy butt-fucker.
i'm talking about prayer.	Go ahead.
what kind of words?	I'm talking about prayer.
i think we should say some words over the grave.	What kind of words?
that is a load of shit. personal power has nothing to do with any of this. tony robbins has helped me to unlock energy and see my options more clearly, yes, but to give him credit for this, for all of this...well that's just more than the man deserves.	I think we should say some words over the grave.
i'm calling the police.	So help me God you touch that phone and I bury you with them.  Surrender is no longer an option. I repeat - It is not an option. Is there anyone who does not understand that?
all right people. new plan. not even a new plan so much as a modification of the old plan.	I'm calling the police.
nobody knows she's here.	Good God...Good God...
oh god. this is insane.	What's insane is the fact that Micheal here put a fucking girl's head through a toilet. That's insane.
oh for christsake boyd. somebody must know she's here.	Nobody knows.
fuck! fuck you fucking guys!	Well we can definitely call the police. That's an easy call. If we call the police...What happens?  They find a dead prostitute in the bathroom...They ask us...What happened? We say, ah...our friend, Micheal...  Your brother...got a little out of control...they were making love...and he got a little excited...and he, ah, sort of beat her head into the side of a toilet, while he choked her to death with a rubber hose...
call 911.	Shut up.
shut up.	Call 911.
she's dead. call somebody!	Shut up.
no.	She's dead. Call somebody!
oh, jesus...call the police.	No.
she's all your's fish. anything you want. happy bachelor party.	I can't.
we need padded chairs.	Or a stock kick of approximately 125% on shares which are currently sitting around $4.38, or, in plain English...
that would translate to government guaranteed contract in excess of 35 million dollars.	We need padded chairs.
no, i'm holding for tony. in chairs. keith fisher. okay.	That would translate to government guaranteed contract in excess of 35 million dollars.
prison communication systems.  an acquaintance friend of mine is professionally involved with a communications outfit in denver that i just happen to know for a fact is about to be rewarded a very large, exclusive contract to rewire every state prison in colorado. yes sir.	No, I'm holding for Tony. In chairs. Keith Fisher. Okay.
not really.  yes, the fisher wedding chairs...	Prison Communication Systems.  An acquaintance friend of mine is professionally involved with a communications outfit in Denver that I just happen to know for a fact is about to be rewarded a very large, exclusive contract to rewire every state prison in Colorado. Yes sir.
tony? this is keith fisher. you're doing my wedding and i'm calling about the chair situation. yeah, i'll hold.	Who's up for making some real money?
you said that boyd.	Well, I didn't mean it.
come on tough guy. listen to me.  you are going to tell lois that it was all an accident. okay cowboy? you got me?	I love you.
how about my fatburger?	Come on tough guy. Listen to me.  You are going to tell Lois that it was all an accident. Okay cowboy? You got me?
okay micheal, let's go.  upsy daisy big guy.	How about my Fatburger?
goosed!	Give me the Valium.
stop.	Goosed!
goosed!	Stop.
stop it!	Goosed!
we're goosed! goosed by god!	Micheal get a grip.  What did you tell her?
we're goosed.	We're not goosed.
easy micheal.	He must take an open-field run to profitability through excessive debt large competitors and dwindling market share. Before the clock runs out.
franco harris has a flare for the dramatic. the former pittsburgh steeler running back, beat known for "the immaculate reception," his improbable sixty yard ricochet reception. i say ricochet reception has made a bold move on corporate america.  harris has lead a group of investors in the purchase of the park sausage company. by taking on the challenge of resurrecting park's, harris is engaged in the equivalent of a sudden death overtime.	Easy Micheal.
you want some breakfast meat. micheal. is that what you want?	Franco Harris has a flare for the dramatic. The former Pittsburgh Steeler running back, beat known for "The Immaculate Reception," his improbable sixty yard Ricochet Reception. I say Ricochet Reception has made a bold move on corporate America.  Harris has lead a group of investors in the purchase of the Park Sausage Company. By taking on the challenge of resurrecting Park's, Harris is engaged in the equivalent of a sudden death overtime.
ball park sausages.	You want some breakfast meat. Micheal. Is that what you want?
the need to know is clear. what did adam tell lois? that's the name of the game. what did adam tell lois? what does lois know?	Ball park sausages.
this is going to stop right now. right now!	You will not screw this up.
you said nobody would miss her.	No. I said nobody knew she was coming to the hotel.
oh that's just nothing. that's just a missing persons thing, that's all.	You said nobody would miss her.
not really, no.	Not a problem. Understand not my words, but follow my orders. Follow my orders.
a little gut check time fellas. a time for some serious self-exploration. how do i function? for real? no more bullshit. can i keep my cool when they bounce my bananas? when they won't play my fucking song? etc, etc. do you get me? do you get me?	Not really, no.
they need leadership.	That's what I'm saying. Let the Israelis straighten it up. They got plenty of room down there, number one. Plus, and this is just a plus, they kind of look alike - the Jews and the Mexicans. So I think on a whole your average Joe Mexican is gonna have less of a problem getting his head around the whole assimilation thing. Am I right?
the mexicans would love it. they're dying for a little order down there. they need direction.	They need leadership.
what?	Lock up the chickens, dig up the holy dirt, pack up the wailing crying wall thing they bang their heads on all day long, stick it all on a big fucking tug boat. The whole country picks up and takes Mexico.
take mexico.	What?
what? what's your point?	Take Mexico.
there's my point exactly.	What? What's your point?
the israelis can protect themselves. they got the mossad thing happening. mossad's for real, man. they scalp babies.	There's my point exactly.
now if i'm the king of israel and all these sand niggers are armed to the gills and you know it's just a matter of time ...right? am i right?	The Israelis can protect themselves. They got the Mossad thing happening. Mossad's for real, man. They scalp babies.
what's your point?	Now if I'm the King of Israel and all these sand niggers are armed to the gills and you know it's just a matter of time ...right? Am I right?
i say to myself, look at the map. look what's all around you. people who wish bad bad things for you and your people. for thousands of years the jews are fighting everybody. it used to be they'd throw rocks, then the iron revolution and they would attack with spears. then the gunpowder revolution. now they're shooting fire power back and forth, all day bullets flying, babies getting shot.	What's your point?
they have a president. a benjamin yahoo something.	I say to myself, look at the map. Look what's all around you. People who wish bad bad things for you and your people. For thousands of years the Jews are fighting everybody. It used to be they'd throw rocks, then the iron revolution and they would attack with spears. Then the gunpowder revolution. Now they're shooting fire power back and forth, all day bullets flying, babies getting shot.
then what do they have?	They have a president. A Benjamin Yahoo something.
israel doesn't have a king.	Then what do they have?
if i'm the king of israel, i say to myself, king, i say to myself, king... take a good look around. what do i see?	Israel doesn't have a King.
and what happens when you can't?	New king.
i am a lover. in africa, you can stay king as long as you can service your women every night.	And what happens when you can't?
you have a king fantasy.	I am a lover. In Africa, you can stay king as long as you can service your women every night.
not true.	You have a King fantasy.
true.	Not true.
false.	True.
you hate women.	False.
i don't hate women.	You hate women.
your ideas never work out.	Oh really? Starbucks?
nope.	Moore?
you said one in two marriages end in divorce.	I never heard that.
the hell i did!	You said one in two marriages end in divorce.
the hell you didn't!	The hell I did!
the hell i did!	The hell you didn't!
you're a fucking moron.	It's my fucking opinion.
these rings represent the commitment fisher and liz make to each other on the day. fisher do you take liz to be your beloved wife, to respect, honor and cherish till death do you part?	I do.
what?	The rings?
may we have the rings please?	What?
are we supposed to?	It's not a question of supposed to, it's an entirely personal decision... Some do some don't.
all right then. it's refreshing to see two young people not afraid of real commitment. will you have friends or family saying words - singing or anything?	Are we supposed to?
yea...it's great...seems like...i don't know you've got all the important stuff in there.	All right then. It's refreshing to see two young people not afraid of real commitment. Will you have friends or family saying words - singing or anything?
but...	Do you love me? DO YOU LOVE ME?!
you put him down or don't bother coming back.	But...
no...	You put him down or don't bother coming back.
if you don't tie up all the loose ends it'll never be over.	No...
what?	If you don't tie up all the loose ends it'll never be over.
you and moore move the bodies and bury boyd with them. in fact, put moore in the ground too.	What?
i...liz...all i ever wanted, was for you to be happy. i just wanted to give you the wedding, the life you always dreamed of...  ...i just love you so much...so much...	You and Moore move the bodies and bury Boyd with them. In fact, put Moore in the ground too.
move the bodies.	Move the bodies?
so what do we do?	Move the bodies.
the only proof is those bodies.	So what do we do?
i don't know. he could have told someone. he could have, like in the event of his death, somehow let someone know where those bodies are buried.	The only proof is those bodies.
like how?	I don't know. He could have told someone. He could have, like in the event of his death, somehow let someone know where those bodies are buried.
like if something happened to him, he could still get us.	Like how?
what does that mean?	Like if something happened to him, he could still get us.
he kept saying he was protected.	What does that mean?
i told boyd two fucking minutes!	What money?
but...	No buts. I've waited twenty-seven years, twenty-seven years I have focused and prepared to walk down that aisle. I will not be derailed! I will not be embarrassed! I will not be denied! I am walking down that aisle tomorrow come hell or high fucking water!
no buts. i told you your friends were jackasses.	But...
but...	No buts. I told you your friends were Jackasses.
stop! you stop right here. i don't want to know anymore. i told you not to do this bachelor party thing. you were warned.	But...
she's not alone...she's...boyd...oh god...he's gone nuts...he killed lois and micheal...it's all...	Stop! You stop right here. I don't want to know anymore. I told you not to do this Bachelor Party thing. You were warned.
you left a dead prostitute out in the desert? alone?	She's not alone...She's...Boyd...Oh God...He's gone nuts...He killed Lois and Micheal...it's all...
she's in the desert. she's out in the desert.	You left a dead prostitute out in the desert? Alone?
my god. you've got to call the police, tell them it was an accident. where is she?	She's in the desert. She's out in the desert.
it's too late.	My God. You've got to call the police, tell them it was an accident. Where is she?
call the police.	It's too late.
micheal, by accident.	Call the police.
you killed a prostitute.	Micheal, by accident.
no micheal did. it was an accident.	You killed a prostitute.
you fucked a prostitute?	No Micheal did. It was an accident.
the prostitute.	You fucked a prostitute?
who's dead?	The prostitute.
oh liz. we. god. we, in vegas. micheal crushed her skull. she was dead. there was nothing else to do. it was an accident.	Who's dead?
what are you talking about?	Oh Liz. We. God. We, in Vegas. Micheal crushed her skull. She was dead. There was nothing else to do. It was an accident.
oh god. we. liz. we. we. killed a woman. we...	What are you talking about?
what kind of stupid question is that?	Oh God. We. Liz. We. We. Killed a woman. We...
do you love me?	What kind of stupid question is that?
what?	Do you love me?
do you love me?	What?
don't even.	Do you love me?
liz we've got to cancel, we have to put it off.	Don't even.
cry for boom boom. it's okay.	Liz we've got to cancel, we have to put it off.
no it's not okay. it's not.	Cry for Boom Boom. It's okay.
it's okay...it's okay baby. cry for mama. cry for mama.	No it's not okay. It's not.
no.	Yes.
that means we get five hundred thousand to help raise the kids.	No.
yeah. you.	Okay. Okay.
don't we already have someone to do that for us?	Yeah. You.
i need you to pick up the cake tomorrow.	Don't we already have someone to do that for us?
no one's discussing it. i'm just gonna run micheal home. i'll be right back.	I need you to pick up the cake tomorrow.
i won't even discuss it.	No one's discussing it. I'm just gonna run Micheal home. I'll be right back.
i know.	I won't even discuss it.
we're not canceling.	I know.
lois is a mess and micheal's really upset. everyone's upset.	We're not canceling.
can we just talk this out?	Talk what out? We are locked and loaded here. We are non-refundable. I've got relatives on the airport right now! I've got...
no way.	Can we just talk this out?
nobody's saying cancel. i'm talking about modifying.	No way.
cancel?! cancel?! are you out of your fucking mind?!	Nobody's saying cancel. I'm talking about modifying.
are they fighting?	No baby. We'll all be right in.
everything's ok. just some more preparations.	Are they fighting?
now?	Yeah. Look honey, I'll be right in. I just...we're just taking care of some Groomsmen last minute business.
yeah. sure.	Now?
well, can you come back inside?	Yeah. Sure.
yeah baby. everything's great.	Well, can you come back inside?
this is our honeymoon.	After the wedding, which we're paying for ourselves, and this house...
"darli...ing you, ewe ewe ewe, send me, darli...ing you, ewe ewe ewe, mend me.	"At first I thought it was infatuation ...But oh it's lasted so long..."
i'm working on it.	Then you'd better work on it in the car. We gotta go see the Judge.
what's the word on the chairs?	I'm working on it.
you sound funny. did you do cocaine?	No. No. I'll see you in about four hours.
i left a message. i think it's going to be okay.	You sound funny. Did you do cocaine?
the chairs.	I left a message. I think it's going to be okay.
what!	The chairs.
what okay?	What!
okay.	What okay?
what about the chairs?	Okay.
no. just like an hour or so.	What about the chairs?
how late?	No. Just like an hour or so.
we're on our way home. i just...we're running a little late.	How late?
where are you?	We're on our way home. I just...we're running a little late.
hey. it's me.	Where are you?
hello.	Hey. It's me.
go have fun. not too much.	I'll see you tomorrow...
i'm mad at you.	Go have fun. Not too much.
yeah. nesting.	I'm mad at you.
nesting?	Yeah. Nesting.
just a bit of organizing.	Nesting?
what are you doing?	Just a bit of organizing.
well you should.	What are you doing?
well i do.	Well you should.
that's sweet.	Well I do.
i'm working on it, i've made three calls.  i can't stop thinking about how much i love you.	That's sweet.
well, the night is young. did you straighten out the chair situation?	I'm working on it, I've made three calls.  I can't stop thinking about how much I love you.
not yet.	Well, the night is young. Did you straighten out the chair situation?
hi.  are you calling from jail?	Not yet.
hi.	Hi.  Are you calling from jail?
hello.	Hi.
i love you.	Have a nice bachelor party.
just call and let me know that your okay.	I love you.
of course.	Just call and let me know that your okay.
do you love me?	Of course.
i will.	Do you love me?
will you please call the chair people?	I will.
we're leaving from adam's. come send me off.	Maybe.
take care of those chairs.	We're leaving from Adam's. Come send me off.
more than i ever imagined being able to love anyone ever.	Take care of those chairs.
do you love me?	More than I ever imagined being able to love anyone ever.
i'll call them from the road.	Do you love me?
i need your help.	I'll call them from the road.
we're leaving in three hours.	I need your help.
i need your help.	We're leaving in three hours.
honey i don't have the time...	I need your help.
go down to the seat place and straighten this out.	Honey I don't have the time...
go down where?	Go down to the seat place and straighten this out.
you go down there.	Go down where?
so what do we do?	You go down there.
not padded ones.	So what do we do?
what kind of seats can we have?	Not padded ones.
we're supposed to have gold-trimmed padded seats, now they're telling me that there was a mistake and we can't have padded.	What kind of seats can we have?
i'm not. what's the problem?	We're supposed to have gold-trimmed padded seats, now they're telling me that there was a mistake and we can't have padded.
keith do not trivialize this.	I'm not. What's the problem?
okay.	Keith do not trivialize this.
seating problems.	Okay.
problems?	Seating problems.
we've got problems here.	Problems?
with all my heart.	Kiss me...?
how much?	With all my heart.
of course.	How much?
do you love me?	Of course.
i am not common keith. i am not common. i am a creature like no other and i will not be commoned! is that to much to ask?  is that to much to ask!?!	You will not be common!!!
i'm not going to marry you with the smell of prostitutes on my body.	I am not common Keith. I am not common. I am a creature like no other and I will not be commoned! Is that to much to ask?  Is that to much to ask!?!
i've seen it on television.	I'm not going to marry you with the smell of prostitutes on my body.
that's absurd.	I've seen it on television.
it's vile!	That's absurd.
time out.	It's vile!
you're going to be hungover for three days. like those guys on "oprah" that get drunk and have disgusting sex with prostitutes and then say their vows with the stench of cheap hotel whore sex all over them.	Time out.
you expect more what?	You're going to be hungover for three days. Like those guys on "Oprah" that get drunk and have disgusting sex with prostitutes and then say their vows with the stench of cheap hotel whore sex all over them.
he's weird. and i expect more from you.	You expect more what?
he's a great chef.	He's weird. And I expect more from you.
why? what's his problem?	He's a great chef.
he just doesn't talk a lot.	Why? What's his problem?
he's weird.	He just doesn't talk a lot.
he's quiet.	He's weird.
he's weird.	He's quiet.
i've known him since cub scouts.	He's weird.
i just don't see him in the big picture.	I've known him since Cub Scouts.
what does moore have to do with your growing?	I just don't see him in the big picture.
it's not that i don't like him. but the wedding has really got me thinking and... i just keep myself opening up. crowning. and i want you keeping up with me here.	What does Moore have to do with your growing?
you don't like moore? since when?	It's not that I don't like him. But the wedding has really got me thinking and... I just keep myself opening up. Crowning. And I want you keeping up with me here.
charles moore for instants.	You don't like Moore? Since when?
who else?	Charles Moore for instants.
i just think that at some point you're going to have to re-evaluate some of your friendships...	Who else?
i asked you to marry me. i'm ready for marriage. that's responsibility. that's growth.	I just think that at some point you're going to have to re-evaluate some of your friendships...
i'm talking about the kind of people you hang out with...about growing up, assuming responsibility of yourself.	I asked you to marry me. I'm ready for marriage. That's responsibility. That's growth.
what are you talking about?	I'm talking about the kind of people you hang out with...about growing up, assuming responsibility of yourself.
why do you feel the need to explore this side of your personality?	What are you talking about?
he's my friend. he's not a moron.	David Boyd is a big sack of hot gas.
he's a moron.	He's my friend. He's not a moron.
he is.	He's a moron.
i suppose boyd is the creative force behind all this.	He is.
it's a bachelor party. you sort of have to do it before the wedding.	I suppose Boyd is the creative force behind all this.
right before the wedding?	It's a bachelor party. You sort of have to do it before the wedding.
how do you figure?	Right before the wedding?
well it's bad timing.	How do you figure?
they organized this, not me. i have nothing to do with it.	Well it's bad timing.
it amazes me how organized you and your little fun bunch can be when it comes time to mobilize to vegas.	They organized this, not me. I have nothing to do with it.
i wouldn't know.	It amazes me how organized you and your little fun bunch can be when it comes time to mobilize to Vegas.
i'm just saying i bet those checks all found the mailboxes.	I wouldn't know.
are we going to do this again?	I'm just saying I bet those checks all found the mailboxes.
i bet you didn't forget the bachelor party checks.	Are we going to do this again?
i'm sorry. i'm sorry i forgot the tent. i don't think i forgot anything else.	I bet you didn't forget the bachelor party checks.
you know how important this is to my mother. you know that.	I'm sorry. I'm sorry I forgot the tent. I don't think I forgot anything else.
stop it. i'm sorry.	You know how important this is to my mother. You know that.
don't you put this on me. don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't...	Stop it. I'm sorry.
what?	Don't you put this on me. Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't...
don't you dare.	What?
because you wanted to. you wanted this to be your wedding not your parent's.	Don't you dare.
i'm working my ass off here. i've taken care of absolutely everything keith.	Because you wanted to. You wanted this to be your wedding not your parent's.
how could i know what else i forgot?	I'm working my ass off here. I've taken care of absolutely everything Keith.
what else have you forgot?	How could I know what else I forgot?
i'm not playing around. i forgot.	What else have you forgot?
you can't play around with these tent people.	I'm not playing around. I forgot.
i didn't mean to liz. i'm sorry.	You can't play around with these tent people.
why did you forget the tent check?	I didn't mean to Liz. I'm sorry.
why what?	Why did you forget the tent check?
why?	Why what?
i think so.	Why?
you forgot the tent?	I think so.
i think i forgot the tent.	You forgot the tent?
hotel for my parents, the tent, the band, the judge...	I think I forgot the tent.
yes.	Hotel for my parents, the tent, the band, the Judge...
caterer?	Yes.
yup.	Caterer?
florist?	Yup.
sent it.	Florist?
photographer?	Sent it.
sent it.	Photographer?
the wedding cake check?	Sent it.
i sent a lot of checks, i'm not sure what all of them are.	The wedding cake check?
what do you mean, you think so?	I sent a lot of checks, I'm not sure what all of them are.
i think so.	What do you mean, you think so?
did you send in all of the deposit checks?	I think so.
i'm not sure.	Did you send in all of the deposit checks?
why is this kid staring at me?	I'm not sure.
i don't think so.	Why is this Kid staring at me?
can't we do it on the phone?	I don't think so.
we missed the deadline.	Can't we do it on the phone?
why can't we do it through the mail?	We missed the deadline.
government cutbacks.	Why can't we do it through the mail?
this is ridiculous.	Government cutbacks.
well, i'm in the middle of my goddamn toast here.	OK, OK. You guys just go back in. Dad, keep going with the toast, we'll be right in. Go on.
yeah, dad. it's great.	Well, I'm in the middle of my Goddamn toast here.
everything okay?	Yeah, Dad. It's great.
i love you dad.	I love you so much it hurts. Me and your mother marvel at what you have become. You're going to have a wonderful journey with this girl. I feel it deep inside. A wonderful, magical journey.  And I'm, like I said, just so proud of how you turned out.  You go out and knock 'em dead Keith. Knock'em dead!
just kills me...	I love you dad.
harry chaplin. "cats in the cradle."	Just kills me...
i'm just so scared of that song. that fucking, "my son just arrived the other day...he says thanks for the ball, come on let's play. i got lots of bills come again next day. he's grown up just like me...my boy is just like me." gordon fucking lightfoot, cat stevens, whoever, that song just fucking kills me.	Harry Chaplin. "Cats in the Cradle."
you never walked away dad. you could have walked away.	I'm just so scared of that song. That fucking, "My son just arrived the other day...he says thanks for the ball, come on let's play. I got lots of bills come again next day. He's grown up just like me...My boy is just like me." Gordon fucking Lightfoot, Cat Stevens, whoever, that song just fucking kills me.
i could have done it better. i'm a fucking ball-buster i am.	You never walked away dad. You could have walked away.
you did all right dad.	I could have done it better. I'm a fucking ball-buster I am.
i wanted to just take this final opportunity to visit with you. you know, just to be with you, father and son, before you run off and do your own husband, daddy thing.  i'm just so goddamn proud of you...god knows i didn't always play it right with you...	You did all right dad.
what is it?	Well if you do think about names... Micheal's a pretty good one...It's done me all right.
if i was to think...if i were to think... no i mean i have thinked it over...i have. and without putting a lot of pressure on you i just...well i just...	What is it?
no. no. no. this is my doing. you see i'm gonna have my wahoo spark for my own. for lois and the kids, for my brother, for franco. i'm gonna turn myself in. i am all that. i'm gonna do it for sweet lois.	If I was to think...If I were to think... No I mean I have thinked it over...I have. And without putting a lot of pressure on you I just...Well I just...
i appreciate it. i do, but...maybe you ought to just ease up om yourself a bit.	No. No. No. This is my doing. You see I'm gonna have my wahoo spark for my own. For Lois and the kids, for my brother, for Franco. I'm gonna turn myself in. I am all that. I'm gonna do it for sweet Lois.
i think so.	I've been looking for that flash and I look and I look and I can't find it. And what if I already had it? You know. My moment? What if it's gone? And I never saw it?  You're getting married, man. That's a fucking beautiful thing. Just a beautiful thing. I just can't stop breaking beautiful things.
that's my point! you see man...burning at his absolute. to see all the forces just come together, just right, you know, just in perfect harmony. that's what i'm driving at. you get me?	I think so.
the wahoo moment?	That's my point! You see Man...burning at his absolute. To see all the forces just come together, just right, you know, just in perfect harmony. That's what I'm driving at. You get me?
the sparkler would burn hot, then hotter, then even hotter...and there would be one moment of pure burn when that little fucker would cook just perfect. perfect. it would only last a second, but that second was it. it was it. that's what dad had us looking for...you get me?	The wahoo moment?
the wahoo?	The sparkler would burn hot, then hotter, then even hotter...and there would be one moment of pure burn when that little fucker would cook just perfect. Perfect. It would only last a second, but that second was it. It was it. That's what dad had us looking for...You get me?
dad used to bring home these sparklers to me and adam. out back we'd light 'em up. the three of us. we'd hold 'em up to the sky and watch the explosions of light. sparks. and dad would be all... "get ready"..."watch for it"..."here it comes," here comes the "wahoo".	The wahoo?
have another drink.	Dad used to bring home these sparklers to me and Adam. Out back we'd light 'em up. The three of us. We'd hold 'em up to the sky and watch the explosions of light. Sparks. And dad would be all... "Get ready"..."watch for it"..."here it comes," here comes the "wahoo".
yeah, well, it's a nasty problem.	Have another drink.
i don't hear it.	Yeah, well, it's a nasty problem.
yeah. i got some kind of buzzing. like a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz thing just chipping away in the back of my skull.	I don't hear it.
buzzing?	Yeah. I got some kind of buzzing. Like a zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz thing just chipping away in the back of my skull.
do you hear buzzing fish?	Buzzing?
where did you get that?	At the newsstand on 3rd.
dear god...i don't know how to pray.	Just go ahead and say what's on your mind.
i'm getting married...	I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I'm sorry...
go for it.	Come on.
i'll take a ride.	Go for it.
he's your brother.	So?
i don't care for him.	He's your brother.
you're not breathing right?	Lately I'll just start getting lightheaded, dizzy, and I realize I haven't breathed in like two minutes.
i'm not breathing right.	You're not breathing right?
same alarm clock every morning, same two pops on the same snooze button...  micheal brenn. yes...yes...  hold your horses. okay. got it. 6.321 at 17.28 for 6.6 at 9.256 out at 3432.343.  same shower, towel, toothbrush, razor, hair gel. it's a fucking epidemic fisher and you better start addressing it. you're getting married and i'm not going to candy-coat it. it just gets worse. it's an eighteen wheel cement mixer that will crush every bone in your body.	I'm not breathing right.
i just want her to be happy.	Same alarm clock every morning, same two pops on the same snooze button...  Micheal Brenn. Yes...Yes...  Hold your horses. Okay. Got it. 6.321 at 17.28 for 6.6 at 9.256 out at 3432.343.  Same shower, towel, toothbrush, razor, hair gel. It's a fucking epidemic Fisher and you better start addressing it. You're getting married and I'm not going to candy-coat it. It just gets worse. It's an eighteen wheel cement mixer that will crush every bone in your body.
mike brenn. yes. yes. 14.3 at 7.5 for 6. at 29.83 at 9.  i'm amazed the windows don't blow out of their fucking sockets with all the repressed, ass-puckering rage in these soul-less lizards.	I just want her to be happy.
about what?	Mike Brenn. Yes. Yes. 14.3 at 7.5 for 6. At 29.83 at 9.  I'm amazed the windows don't blow out of their fucking sockets with all the repressed, ass-puckering rage in these soul-less lizards.
it means she's insecure.	About what?
what does that mean?	It means she's insecure.
just insecurity. nut crunching gut splinters.	What does that mean?
i don't know. she's really been stressing out.	Just insecurity. Nut crunching gut splinters.
that's just insecurity.	I don't know. She's really been stressing out.
well that ought to be about the end of that.	Yup.
that's what i'm thinking.	Well that ought to be about the end of that.
i think you'd make an excellent big brother.	That's what I'm thinking.
that's a good one.	I want a black one. A little black brother. That's a big problem it seems to me. Lack of racial integration. That's a big one. You think?
i think there's a lot of truth in that. i'm gonna pursue some options. i want to join that big brother thing.	That's a good one.
yeah?	I think there's a lot of truth in that. I'm gonna pursue some options. I want to join that Big Brother thing.
there.	Where?
pup corn?	That's right, "Pup Corn." Doggie treats. Little snacks for dogs. He's figured it out. There is a hole in the market and he's going to fill it. Spends all our money, works himself into not two but three heart attacks getting this shit up. After fifteen months, the big day arrives, the first box of "Pup Corn" pops off the belt. He comes running home with that box, pulls us out of school. We all pile into the living room, must be fifty of us, and in comes "Shelmer," our 8 year old mutt. "Here Shelmer," my dad cries. He's got that little fucking pup corn in his hand, "Here girl." This dog will eat anything, she eats rocks, anything. She walk's up to my dad's hand, looks down at the little pellet, licks it once, turns around, walks out of the room. Shelmer rejected the "Pup Corn." Fifteen months of my dad's life, right there. Not one dog ate Pup Corn. Not one. Three months later, "Pup Corn" shuts down. Chapter Eleven. My father never got over it. Never.
i'm saying it's luck. all luck. you work your entire life, all the training, focus, all the dedication, all irrelevant. where does the ball bounce? my father spent his whole life trying to start a company, practiced every day, worked like a dog, finally got enough money. he's paid the dues, he's ready, does all the market research, picks his shot - "pup corn."	Pup corn?
i guess.	I'm saying it's luck. All luck. You work your entire life, all the training, focus, all the dedication, all irrelevant. Where does the ball bounce? My father spent his whole life trying to start a company, practiced every day, worked like a dog, finally got enough money. He's paid the dues, he's ready, does all the market research, picks his shot - "Pup Corn."
yeah. i'm thinking about micheal's franco harris fixation. you know how micheal was always harping "immaculate reception?" i've seen that play. a lot of times...and i have to say this... franco was lucky. flat out, right place, right time. that's it. he was where the ball bounced. you get me?	I guess.
you alright?	Yeah. I'm thinking about Micheal's Franco Harris fixation. You know how Micheal was always harping "Immaculate Reception?" I've seen that play. A lot of times...and I have to say this... Franco was lucky. Flat out, right place, right time. That's it. He was where the ball bounced. You get me?
did he try to kiss you?	All week long.
he said he was the brain trust. said he was smarter than all of us. he started reading "atlas shrugged," staring at himself in the mirror.	Did he try to kiss you?
my god...	He said he was the Brain Trust. Said he was smarter than all of us. He started reading "Atlas Shrugged," staring at himself in the mirror.
he came to me early today, was talking about money, insurance money. said he was gonna get what was his.	My God...
where's boyd?	Downstairs in the closet.
greenpeace?	Maybe go up to the North Pole, the Arctic. Tag polar bears with dart guns. I've always had a pretty good aim...
greenpeace.	Greenpeace?
a move?	Greenpeace.
i'm thinking about maybe making a move.	A move?
you can tell when people believe you. it's obvious.	Well I don't have that skill and if I had to guess I would say that in no way did she believe me.
i have no idea.	You can tell when people believe you. It's obvious.
did she believe you?	I have no idea.
i told her that i have no idea what adam was talking about in that letter.	Did she believe you?
the first day.	What?
boyd...i don't know man...it just seems to me that ever since you took tony robbins self-help thing...you're all fucked-up in the head.	I got to agree with that.
no...no.	How do you know she's dead.
that ought to be about the end of that.	Yup.
liz do you take fisher to be your beloved husband, to respect, honor and cherish him till death do you part?	I do.
oh i know that. how does it go...	You know,  Darling you...you send me...Darling you ...You mend me.  Honey, sing it for Judge Tower.
"you send me."	Oh I know that. How does it go...
what song?	"You Send Me."
we're just going to have the leader of the band sing alone with his guitar. acoustic.	What song?
okay great. what will that be?	We're just going to have the leader of the band sing alone with his guitar. Acoustic.
we don't think so. i mean, we just want the singing when i come out.	Okay great. What will that be?
we don't say "love, honor and obey" anymore. and we don't say "till death do us part." today we say, "respect, honor and cherish, as long as you both do love." how does that sound?	I kind of like "till death do us part." I mean, this is forever. In sickness and in health, through good times and bad. Honey, what do you think?
a mutant species.	Okay boys, smile!
the post-vegas man.	A mutant species.
the stone age.	The post-Vegas Man.
...regression of modern man to his most primitive, ape-like state...	The stone age.
...embarrassing, shameful...	...regression of Modern Man to his most primitive, ape-like state...
...we will compare these before photos with whatever form of degeneration presented to us in 24 hours, no matter how low, how vile...	...embarrassing, shameful...
that's our plan.	Well, I just need your signature on these contracts and a deposit check so I can get the ball rolling.
smart. smart. smart. think big picture, take your time. i wish i had.	That's our plan.
we will.	So where to on the honeymoon?
take your time. i wish i had.	We will.
we're in no hurry. i think we'll take some time to enjoy each other, enjoy our freedom before we surrender ourselves to kids.	Take your time. I wish I had.
are you guys gonna fill this place with kids? you sure got room for them.	We're in no hurry. I think we'll take some time to enjoy each other, enjoy our freedom before we surrender ourselves to kids.
i love it. i just love, love, love, love it.	Are you guys gonna fill this place with kids? You sure got room for them.
i don't think that's a good idea.	I said out of respect. Respect for you Fisher. For you and your wedding and your beautiful bride. There will be no more rain. You see where I am here?
you see for me it's over. over baby. i'm gonna turn myself in. after the wedding of course. after the wedding. out of respect.	I don't think that's a good idea.
shut up micheal.	I KILLED MY BROTHER!
right.	That's right.
fucking desert.	Fish, I'm really sorry. I just...I owe you man.  Desert.
she's dead.	It was an accident!
good times.	Drum banging real times.
where's the camera?	It's a present from my parents.
stop this, stop this.	Let me go, Don Amalio, I'll tear her apart.
didn't you say you know how to make vanilla pudding?	Yes, yes.
keep quiet. these miserable brats only get in the way.	You'd like me to kill them?
no, i don't want to because they yell. and i've got news for you too.	Then I'll get you in the fields tomorrow ...
give them to refugio.	No, I don't want to because they yell. And I've got news for you too.
no, the children sleep with me.	Give them to Refugio.
i'll come to you tonight.	No, the children sleep with me.
take me there.	Really, Don AMALIO, there's not much point in making a fuss.
that one.	Take me there.
which couch?	That one.
they're playing games behind the couch ...	Which couch?
what about them?	They're playing games behind the couch ...
enedina and paco ...	What about them?
what's that?	Enedina and Paco ...
don amalio!	What's that?
they've got a real hen house here! you can't hear yourself speak.	Tell me the answer to this! What bird lays eggs in a barn?
no, miss. smoking makes him spit and feel ill.	Smoking makes me feel ill? It's these filthy fag ends. I won't mention in this company what's upsetting you.
when i wasn't so miserable i used to sell pigs. begging your pardon, i was more honest than my holy mother.	So you didn't come from the poorhouse!
lots. it's got balconies and two big towers.	Then it's a respectable house.
are there many windows?	Lots. It's got balconies and two big towers.
two.	Are there many windows?
so much the better. we'll all fit. how many floors are there?	Two.
you disgust me... even if what you say is true.	Then you won't forgive me?
all that i said just now was a lie. i said it so you wouldn't leave. i only molested you in my thoughts ... i can't bear to have you leave me, hating me like this.  tell me you believe what i'm saying and i'll let you go.	You disgust me... even if what you say is true.
i've listened to you long enough. let me out.	All that I said just now was a lie. I said it so you wouldn't leave. I only molested you in my thoughts ... I can't bear to have you leave me, hating me like this.  Tell me you believe what I'm saying and I'll let you go.
you must listen to me before you go.	I've listened to you long enough. Let me out.
let me pass!	You must listen to me before you go.
think about it. don't hurry. think it over.	Go away! Leave me alone.
you're lying.	No, it's true.  Last night when you were sleeping, I had you all to myself.
leave us alone, ramona.	Don't go!
yes, i don't want you ever to leave this house.	You must be out of your mind. I've been so happy these last few days -- now you've spoiled it all.
it's my fault. if i'd come to see you more often, if i'd invited you here for holidays, maybe everything would be different.	Maybe ...
unfortunately ...	It's my fault. If I'd come to see you more often, if I'd invited you here for holidays, maybe everything would be different.
it's up to you entirely. don't leave, then ...	Unfortunately ...
uncle, you mustn't think that i won't be sad to leave you.	It's up to you entirely. Don't leave, then ...
wasn't that cowardice?	No, it isn't that, I can assure you. I wouldn't be afraid in the face of real danger. I've proved that to myself. On the other hand, if a stranger visited me simply to say hello, I'd be alarmed.
if you only knew ... when i was young i was full of idealism. i wanted to do something on a big scale for others, something to show my great love for humanity. but as soon as i tried to do something about it, i became afraid that i would be laughed at and i felt like a fool ... and so i went back into my shell.	Wasn't that cowardice?
no, uncle, and now i'm pleased to have been able to do this favor, because, although i didn't think so at first, you are really a good man.	If you only knew ... When I was young I was full of idealism. I wanted to do something on a big scale for others, something to show my great love for humanity. But as soon as I tried to do something about it, I became afraid that I would be laughed at and I felt like a fool ... and so I went back into my shell.
you must think i'm mad.	No, Uncle, and now I'm pleased to have been able to do this favor, because, although I didn't think so at first, you are really a good man.
how strange you are! when i asked you to do this favor for me you refused. you seemed almost offended. and now, here you are, making me so very happy all of a sudden. thank you, my child!	I don't like masquerading, but as you see I decided to give in to your whim.
i should like you to do something for me. it's an innocent sort of thing but i'm very set on it.	Today I can refuse you nothing.
whatever you like.	I should like you to do something for me. It's an innocent sort of thing but I'm very set on it.
this evening we must do something special by way of a farewell.	Whatever you like.
thank you, uncle.	This evening we must do something special by way of a farewell.
if you like, i will come with you tomorrow to the village when you leave.	Thank you, Uncle.
then it's penance for you who are going to be a nun; and for me, who am old, it's death ...	If you like, I will come with you tomorrow to the village when you leave.
no, uncle; ashes mean penance and death.	Then it's penance for you who are going to be a nun; and for me, who am old, it's death ...
you must think i am a monster.	No, but what a pity life is like that.
don't worry. he won't be forgotten.	You must think I am a monster.
and this innocent child.	Don't worry. He won't be forgotten.
his mother wanted to keep him. she came from a poor family. i was in love with your aunt. i would like to have acknowledged him but i was afraid of losing her. that's why i didn't say anything.	And this innocent child.
evil.	And what do you know about life? When all is said and done you couldn't possibly understand.
sometimes these things happen because of inexperience. sometimes it's because of...	Evil.
how could anybody behave like that?	Sometimes these things happen because of inexperience. Sometimes it's because of...
never.	How could anybody behave like that?
don't you ever see him?	Never.
yes, it is.	Don't you ever see him?
oh, some years ago i heard my mother talking about it. but is it true?	Yes, it is.
how did you know about that?	Oh, some years ago I heard my mother talking about it. But is it true?
what do you mean?	Nothing. I didn't say anything.
only because you want it.	What do you mean?
you are spoiling me too much. i won't know what to do with myself when you've gone.	Only because you want it.
i'm going to make you a nun's cake. it will make your mouth water.	You are spoiling me too much. I won't know what to do with myself when you've gone.
i know, uncle, you've told me that already.	You see, even the voice.
how like your aunt you are, even in your walk.	I know, Uncle, you've told me that already.
come down.	How like your aunt you are, even in your walk.
my maid ramona's daughter. she's a little animal.	Come down.
who is she?	My maid Ramona's daughter. She's a little animal.
come down here, you scamp.	Who is she?
you've been neglecting the farm, uncle.	In twenty years the grass has invaded everything. There are spiders all over the house except on the first floor. I hardly ever go out.
you have no feelings toward ...	No.
to tell you the truth, not very much. i cannot lie. i respect you and i am grateful to you because i owe you everything materially, but otherwise ...	You have no feelings toward ...
did you have so little interest in seeing me?	To tell you the truth, not very much. I cannot lie. I respect you and I am grateful to you because I owe you everything materially, but otherwise ...
no. mother superior told me to come.	Did you have so little interest in seeing me?
was that difficult to get?	No. Mother Superior told me to come.
a very short while, uncle. i've been given permission to stay only a few days.	Was that difficult to get?
how long are you staying?	A very short while, Uncle. I've been given permission to stay only a few days.
you'll think you're still at the convent.	How long are you staying?
excellent. what a charming, peaceful place, uncle.	You'll think you're still at the convent.
i'm well ... the bus was late, wasn't it? ... what was the journey like?	Excellent. What a charming, peaceful place, Uncle.
yes, uncle. how are you?	I'm well ... The bus was late, wasn't it? ... What was the journey like?
don't lie. you don't believe me either.	It's only that ... It's all very odd, sir.
yes, sir.	Don't lie. You don't believe me either.
you believe me, don't you?	Yes, sir.
but what can i say to her, sir?	Tell her I lied, that I didn't take advantage of her.
what for? she'll only look at me that way again ... i couldn't. you go. perhaps she'll listen to you. try to convince her.	But what can I say to her, sir?
speak to her again. explain everything to her seriously.	What for? She'll only look at me that way again ... I couldn't. You go. Perhaps she'll listen to you. Try to convince her.
the way she looked at me, ramona! she hates me now. i think i've made a great mistake. she's going away, she's going away and nothing will stop her.	Speak to her again. Explain everything to her seriously.
why don't you speak to her, ramona? women are good at that sort of thing. think of something that will make her stay a few more days.  you are kind, ramona! speak to her. i know i don't need to offer you anything, but, if you're successful in this, i'll not forget you or your little girl.	But sir, what can I say to her? And why should she pay any attention to what a servant tells her?
just say the word, sir, and i'll do anything.	Why don't you speak to her, Ramona? Women are good at that sort of thing. Think of something that will make her stay a few more days.  You are kind, Ramona! Speak to her. I know I don't need to offer you anything, but, if you're successful in this, I'll not forget you or your little girl.
yes, yes, but there's no need to bring that up. how far are you prepared to help me?	Just say the word, sir, and I'll do anything.
i'd be really ungrateful, if i didn't like you, sir; you took me and my little girl in when i didn't know where to turn.	Yes, yes, but there's no need to bring that up. How far are you prepared to help me?
sit down, woman, sit down.  you like me, don't you?	I'd be really ungrateful, if I didn't like you, sir; you took me and my little girl in when I didn't know where to turn.
what's the matter?	Sit down, woman, sit down.  You like me, don't you?
sit down, i'm going to need your help.	What's the matter?
why don't you ask her to stay on for a few days?	I have asked her but she's ungrateful. Sometimes I feel like hitting her. When I talk to her about the convent, she turns to stone.
leave me now. you can go to bed.	Yes, sir. Good night.
they told us you'd be back tomorrow ...	I didn't want to do it, Don Jorge. They made me ...
yes.	Enedina's going to take a picture. So we'll have a souvenir.
is it all right?	Yes.
she won't even know.	If everybody agrees, but to make a roast takes four hours.
what will the lady say?	She won't even know.
no, sir, it's nearly six o'clock.  okay, let's get a move on!  when are you leaving?	Tonight, but I'll be back tomorrow afternoon.
hold on, ramon! is there time to make another trip?	No, sir, it's nearly six o'clock.  Okay, let's get a move on!  When are you leaving?
and in the vegetable plot?	That's good land.
it's for wheat. we've always grown maize in the strip above the vegetables.	And in the vegetable plot?
the fields have been left so long; with a good manuring anything will grow.	It's for wheat. We've always grown maize in the strip above the vegetables.
have you thought of what you want planted yet?	The fields have been left so long; with a good manuring anything will grow.
that's it.	Good.
that's fifteen by seven?	That's it.
fifteen yards.	That's fifteen by seven?
how much is that?	Fifteen yards.
ramona! ramona!	Quiet, my dove. Quiet, or I'll ...
he was asking for it.	But why? Why?
my god, what have you done to him!	He was asking for it.
thank you; but it's missing something.	That doesn't matter; I like it.
it's very good.	Thank you; but it's missing something.
it won't take but a minute. it's a votive offering for a lady who was cured just when she was dying of fever. our lady of the helpless granted her a favor.	Do you have great devotion for the Virgin?
come on, miss. just so the virgin can be really pretty.	It won't take but a minute. It's a votive offering for a lady who was cured just when she was dying of fever. Our Lady of the Helpless granted her a favor.
me?	Come on, miss. Just so the Virgin can be really pretty.
you see how much you like her?	That's life. Some people are brought together, others are separated. What can we do, if that's the way it happens?
don't be a fool! why rush away from something which couldn't happen?	You see how much you like her?
i think i'd better go tomorrow.	Don't be a fool! Why rush away from something which couldn't happen?
how in hell does it wind up?	I think I'd better go tomorrow.
she isn't my cousin.	It doesn't make any difference what she is: you like her.
that your cousin is more to your taste.	She isn't my cousin.
what are you thinking about?	That your cousin is more to your taste.
you should have enough to do in this house ... come here and listen to this.	What are you thinking about?
i'm bored. i'm alone all day and i don't know what to do.	You should have enough to do in this house ... Come here and listen to this.
shouldn't i be? you, on the other hand ...	I'm bored. I'm alone all day and I don't know what to do.
you're happy, aren't you!	Shouldn't I be? You, on the other hand ...
what i do every day, but i want to do it earlier.	You're happy, aren't you!
what are you going to do?	What I do every day, but I want to do it earlier.
if you wake first, wake me up.	What are you going to do?
so, ramona!	Run and get something to mop it up with, quickly.
no, not mad at all: she's rotten with religion.	Let her do what she wants. She doesn't bother us in any way. She minds her business and we ...
she's mad.	No, not mad at all: she's rotten with religion.
it's viridiana. she's getting on my nerves.	She's mad.
why the bad temper?	It's Viridiana. She's getting on my nerves.
nothing.	Why the bad temper?
what's the matter with you?	Nothing.
not in that way; you're always looking for company.	Why do you say that? Perhaps the young girl is a bit jealous.
kill him.	That will teach you not to bother me any more, you son of a bitch.
kill him and i'll tell you. if i don't keep my word, you can kill me too. there are thousands of pesetas. kill him, idiot!	Kill him.
where's the dough?	Kill him and I'll tell you. If I don't keep my word, you can kill me too. There are thousands of pesetas. Kill him, idiot!
i don't want you to untie me. kill him and then i'll give you the money.	Where's the dough?
me, rich? come on!	There's plenty of money in this house. Piles of it.
if you free me, you'll be a rich man ...	Me, rich? Come on!
maybe afterwards he'll let me ...	If you free me, you'll be a rich man ...
i don't know -- they've always been there.	That's stupid! Plaster! It can still be used.
you wouldn't be here otherwise.	These chairs are in good condition. With a little varnish and some new covers this one will be quite presentable.
why?	You wouldn't be here otherwise.
i don't know; i can't remember. but i'm sure he loved you.	Why?
and this chest?	There are some curtains and drapes, but they're all very old.
i don't know, sir.	One shouldn't be alone the whole time.  I'm not like him, am I?
why did he kill himself?	I don't know, sir.
he was very good. better than some people would think.	Why did he kill himself?
no.	Why?
is she coming back?	No.
she's left.	Is she coming back?
and ...your friend?	She's left.
you can come and live again in the big house if you want. now that i'm alone, i can settle down anywhere.	And ...your friend?
yes. why?	You can come and live again in the big house if you want. Now that I'm alone, I can settle down anywhere.
do you intend to stay here for some time?	Yes. Why?
i'll be ready.	Do you intend to stay here for some time?
don't forget the meeting with the lawyer. the car will pick you up tomorrow morning.	I'll be ready.
don't worry. nobody's going to disturb you.	Don't forget the meeting with the lawyer. The car will pick you up tomorrow morning.
are they going to work here too?	Don't worry. Nobody's going to disturb you.
is that all you're going to devote your life to?	I'm not sure yet. I've had a shock recently, and I'm only beginning to get over it. Perhaps I'll go back to the convent one day.
i know perfectly well how little i can do. what i want to do is give passing beggars a roof, some food, and a bit of human warmth.	Is that all you're going to devote your life to?
there's no point in helping some of them when there are so many others.	I know perfectly well how little I can do. What I want to do is give passing beggars a roof, some food, and a bit of human warmth.
they worry me a great deal, and especially because of you.	There's no point in helping some of them when there are so many others.
do they worry you that much, then?	They worry me a great deal, and especially because of you.
you won't get much done with those people. those times are over! you ought to let me kick them out.	Do they worry you that much, then?
leave him alone.	You won't get much done with those people. Those times are over! You ought to let me kick them out.
what are you doing here? get out.	Leave him alone.
i don't understand how you can like being alone so much.	I'm not like you, you have your wife.
and do you know that my mother and i had to suffer? if my father had bothered himself a little more about us, i'd be an architect now.	I don't understand how you can like being alone so much.
i know that you used to work with an architect.	And do you know that my mother and I had to suffer? If my father had bothered himself a little more about us, I'd be an architect now.
what do you know about me?	I know that you used to work with an architect.
but you have a right to let us know what you think.	I'm not interested. Do what you think's best.
i don't know anything about these things, jorge ...	But you have a right to let us know what you think.
well... is it so urgent?	If I wait until tomorrow, it'll be the same as yesterday and the day before and all the other days. When you're not with your poor people, you're praying or you disappear, I never see you.
it's about time we spoke to each other, isn't it?	Well... is it so urgent?
jorge. you frightened me. what's happening to you?	It's about time we spoke to each other, isn't it?
jorge, don jaime's son, at your service.	I've been expecting you; I got a letter from the lawyer.
are you jorge?	Jorge, Don Jaime's son, at your service.
miss viridiana ...	Are you Jorge?
what's he called?	Canelo!
and remember, the less he eats, the better he runs.	What's he called?
how much do you want for him?	I wasn't thinking of selling him, but if you want ... I'll leave it to you.
he's good at rabbiting and he knows it. when we're in the country, if he doesn't hunt he doesn't get fed.	How much do you want for him?
then let him go and he'll follow you.	And let him get run over by somebody else?
it's for people!	Then let him go and he'll follow you.
stop this!	He's lying through his ass!
you'll soon find out, you liar!	Stop this!
don't say that.	Right, I won't say that, but I still think they're no use.
parents? nobody cares a damn, what's the use of them!	Don't say that.
are your parents alive?	Parents? Nobody cares a damn, what's the use of them!
things seem to be getting better.	Hold your arm out. You can't hope to be cured quickly. You heard what the doctor said. If it had been seen to in time ...This'll take time. But with the help of God, we'll pull through.
how are you today?	Things seem to be getting better.
they're varicose veins. it isn't leprosy.	I'll take him to the doctor tomorrow. Come on now, sit down and go on eating. And you, look after him as if he were a sick brother. Be understanding. Now finish eating and then go to bed. Everyone in bed by eight o'clock!
are you sure it isn't contagious?	They told me it isn't at the hospital.
they're varicose veins, miss, but some days i can't take care of them.	Are you sure it isn't contagious?
where?	Come with me.
there's been an accident.	Where?
why not?	There's been an accident.
you cannot leave ...	Why not?
is anything the matter, mr. mayor?	You cannot leave ...
how do you do, miss viridiana!	Is anything the matter, Mr. Mayor?
i'll box your ears if you don't show some respect for the dead! you mustn't play under this tree.	Don Jaime loved to watch me skip.
he came in through the cupboard.	You little liar! Get out of here!
yes -- very, very big!	He couldn't get through the door, then?
very, very?	Yes -- very, very big!
it's a very big one.	Very, very?
a black bull!	It's a very big one.
a black bull came.	A black bull!
don't invent stories; go to bed.	A black bull came.
i'm afraid.	Don't invent stories; go to bed.
why are you crying?	I'm afraid.
yes!	I can't do anything to make you stay? These people annoy you, isn't that it?
you have decided to leave, moncho.	Yes!
in you go! moncho, lead the way!  you stay here.	But, miss ...
what's going on, moncho?	This louse is looking for trouble.
have you repaired the windows of the dormitories?	They shut all right now. And the blankets are ready.
forgive me if i have offended you.	You are forgiven. Goodbye.
i have nothing to reproach myself for. all i know is that i've changed. with all my strength, which is not much, i will follow the road that the lord has shown me. one can also serve outside a convent.	Are you aware of the pride there is in what you're saying?
is there some grave impediment which prevents you from taking your vows? there must be something.	I have nothing to reproach myself for. All I know is that I've changed. With all my strength, which is not much, I will follow the road that the Lord has shown me. One can also serve outside a convent.
i had so many things to think about!	A suicide is horrible. I know. But you should have told me.
ever since yesterday, when we heard by chance about the tragedy, we have been very anxious for you. why didn't you write? i would have come immediately.	I had so many things to think about!
good morning. you weren't expecting me, were you?	Mother.
i have no desire to see the world again, but if you order me to...	The retreat will start soon. You can leave tomorrow morning.
he has paid for your studies and your maintenance, and he has just sent your dowry. does that mean so little to you, viridiana?	I have no desire to see the world again, but if you order me to...
but why does he want to see me? he has never bothered about me.	He has paid for your studies and your maintenance, and he has just sent your dowry. Does that mean so little to you, Viridiana?
i'm afraid that his health is not good. he's your only relative and you ought to say farewell to him before taking your vows. you will certainly never see him again.	But why does he want to see me? He has never bothered about me.
i don't want to leave the convent, mother.	I'm afraid that his health is not good. He's your only relative and you ought to say farewell to him before taking your vows. You will certainly never see him again.
in any case he's asking you to come and stay with him.	I don't want to leave the convent, Mother.
i hardly know him. i saw him only once, some years ago. i can't even remember him.	In any case he's asking you to come and stay with him.
i've just had a letter from your uncle. he won't be able to come when you take your vows.	All right, Mother.
mother?	I've just had a letter from your uncle. He won't be able to come when you take your vows.
i've had a gutful of this.	If you want to stay you'll have to exercise a little self-control, and be a bit more humble to everybody.
would you mind telling me what i did wrong to you to deserve your insults?	I've had a gutful of this.
don't talk like that!	I'll talk the way I want to. I've had enough of this.
when you are, miss.	Good, then let's go!
give the little girl to me. come here, sweetheart. are you ready?	When you are, miss.
ask the priest, miss.	That's enough.  Go join the others, and don't come back here.  And you'll have to control your temper.
she looks like a sick marrow!	Don't pay any attention to him. It's very good.
i'm only good at making people laugh.	That's all right; we all laugh here, but not at you; I'll see to that.
what about you, manuel?	I'm only good at making people laugh.
she has the face of an angel. what a pity you can't see her.	Right, let's go.  And keep the compliments to yourself. I don't like them.
have i slept long?	Oh, you slept well; don't worry.
you fainted last night after supper. the master and i carried you here.	Have I slept long?
what happened to me?	You fainted last night after supper. The master and I carried you here.
that will soon pass. it's nothing.	What happened to me?
i have a headache.	That will soon pass. It's nothing.
how do you feel?	I have a headache.
welcome, miss. i'm ramona, don jaime's servant.	Ah! Pleased to meet you.
i'm going to the hen house. are you coming with me?	No, I don't want to.
it's very wicked to spy. why did you do it?	I'm going to the hen house. Are you coming with me?
from the terrace.	It's very wicked to spy. Why did you do it?
how did you see me?	From the terrace.
what?	Yes, yes, I saw you!
today, a good girl.	Could I trouble you for my glass of milk?
good morning, rita. how are we today?	Today, a good girl.
hello.	Hello.
i've discovered something about lindenmeyer'5 maestro teaching tool i thought you should know...  the harm done to the music students who used the device  it was not by accident. the machine was designed explicitly for that purpose. lindenmeyer intended to hurt the kids using it.	Jesus Christ.  I know who the dominant personality is.  Lindenmeyer.
i'm sorry, i thought you were somebody else.	I've discovered something about Lindenmeyer'5 Maestro teaching tool I thought you should know...  The harm done to the music students who used the device  it was not by accident. The machine was designed explicitly for that purpose. Lindenmeyer intended to hurt the kids using it.
me? what did i do?	I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
you son-ofabitch, i'm going to kill you.	Me? What did I do?
it's not your fault. we appreciate you trying.	Look, I feel bad about this, so I'm going to try to look into the programming of his Maestro teaching tool for you.  ) I've had one sitting around for years. Maybe I can learn something that you'll find useful.
it was very wellhidden. there was no way to see it until it was too late.	It's not your fault. We appreciate you trying.
i accidently triggered a protection mechanism which erased the entire program.	It was very wellhidden. There was no way to see it until it was too late.
in english, please.	I accidently triggered a protection mechanism which erased the entire program.
can you tell us what's on the disc?	) There is one program with approximately 1.3 million lines of programming. It is thoroughly secured, which is not surprising considering Lindenmeyer created it.
) daryl lindenmeyer was only here briefly, one semester at most. but he was singularly the most brilliant student i ever had in a classroom. he created programs so beautiful, so lyrical, they were almost like symphonies...	Can you tell us what's on the disc?
do i need to remind you what happened to his wife? to his daughter?  i will stake my reputation that barnes didn't kill those guards.	You already have staked your reputation.  Mayor Bennett and I have been friends a long time. Since Grimes tried to kill him, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to come to the conclusion that Sid 6.7 might go after him, too.  Bennett's Re-Election Rally is tomorrow night and we already have enough trouble on our hands with one psychotic on the loose.  The fail-safe online, yet?
he would slaughter eight people sitting in a room, but not two prison guards?	Do I need to remind you what happened to his wife? To his daughter?  I will stake my reputation that Barnes didn't kill those guards.
barnes wouldn't kill two innocent guards.	He would slaughter eight people sitting in a room, but not two prison guards?
i don't know.	I wish we could hear them.
why would they be going there?	I don't know.
madison lives two blocks from their present location.	Why would they be going there?
what are they doing in los feliz?	Madison lives two blocks from their present location.
there's already a task force out looking for lindenmeyer. every other officer in the city will be hunting sid right along with you.	But only you will know he's not human.
yes or no, mr. barnes?	There's already a task force out looking for Lindenmeyer. Every other officer in the city will be hunting Sid right along with you.
if you try to run, i'll hunt you down and kill you myself.	Yes or no, Mr. Barnes?
this is the newest technology approved for general implementation. it's called a locater implant. every parolee gets one.  we're going to know where you are every second for the rest of your life.	If you try to run, I'll hunt you down and kill you myself.
recognize this? how would you like your old job back?	Catch him and your record's clean.
you mean a nanotech synthetic organism.	Whatever.
we don't know how, but sid 6.7 made himself into an android.	You mean a nanotech synthetic organism.
my first two pairs of convicts suffered the same fate.	Why wasn't I told?
on my life, i promise you i will.	If you're lying, I'll hunt you down and kill you myself.
when this is over, will you get this goddam thing out of my head?	On my life, I promise you I will.
she saved your life, parker. she didn't have to, but she did.	Then I guess we're even.
don't worry, they have no idea where you are.	You sonofabitch. How could you let them put the implant in my head? How?
sid 6.7 is now armed.	Where's my gun?
their weapons missing?	Sid 6.7 is now armed.
officers in toluca lake just found an affluent couple...completely gutted.  so were the first two cops to arrive on scene.	Their weapons missing?
fine  you want to stay here?	Officers in Toluca Lake just found an affluent couple...completely gutted.  So were the first two cops to arrive on scene.
she wasn't part of the deal, cox.	Fine  you want to stay here?
this is the personnel file on the programmer, lindenmeyer. there might be something in it you can use.	She wasn't part of the deal, Cox.
what she's going to do is get in my way.	This is the personnel file on the programmer, Lindenmeyer. There might be something in it you can use.
she's going to help you understand what makes sid 6.7 tick.	What she's going to do is get in my way.
jesus christ.  can you kill it?	If you can catch him.
i've seen worse.	Name was Clyde Reilly. Hardware specialist.  LETAC surveillance cameras got a picture of the perp as he left the building.
these were taken inside letac an hour ago. pretty pictures, aren't they?	I've seen worse.
parker barnes, i'd like you to meet crime czar elizabeth deane.	It's too early in the morning for me to be cordial. You got any coffee?
you're wasting your time. i'm not going to play any more of your goddam games.	Parker Barnes, I'd like you to meet Crime Czar Elizabeth Deane.
what about them?	Do me a favor  keep sending them.
you know those cheesy christmas cards of your family under that tree in your back yard you keep sending me every year?	What about them?
don't give up, parker. not ever.	You know those cheesy Christmas cards of your family under that tree in your back yard you keep sending me every year?
but with the six months off i get for being your guinea pig, i've only got to survive another 17 years, 5 months, and 23 days.	Don't give up, Parker. Not ever.
before you, nobody else had gotten close enough to sid 6.7 to take a shot at him. hell, nobody else had even been able to start tracking him before he got to them first.  new scar  you making it okay in there?	I'm getting by.
real, my ass. it's an overblown game.  anybody ever catch that fucking psycho?	Before you, nobody else had gotten close enough to Sid 6.7 to take a shot at him. Hell, nobody else had even been able to start tracking him before he got to them first.  New scar  you making it okay in there?
you were supposed to act as if everything was real.	Real, my ass. It's an overblown game.  Anybody ever catch that fucking psycho?
he was a computer program for crissake.	You were supposed to act as if everything was real.
what the hell did you have to shoot the busboy for?	He was a computer program for crissake.
donley started experiencing the attack for real. if i hadn't gotten you out, the same thing would have happened to you.  you may not believe this, parker,	What the hell did you have to shoot the busboy for?
why'd.. .you pull me out?	Donley started experiencing the attack for real. If I hadn't gotten you out, the same thing would have happened to you.  You may not believe this, Parker,
you all right?	Why'd.. .you pull me out?
give me 30 seconds, then flip every switch you can reach.	Got it.
why didn't anybody tell me?!	I don't set policy.  You have the key?
i need your help--	Why didn't anybody tell me?!
i think we both know who did.  what's so urgent?	I need your help--
there is no way parker killed those guards. no way.	I think we both know who did.  What's so urgent?
you think he's smart?	Captain, I'm afraid of how smart Sid 6.7 is.  But I'm even more afraid of what's he's becoming.
i'm not sure. my guess is that's what sid wants us to think.	You think he's smart?
don't blame yourself. in your shoes, i don't think i would have told parker, either.  so do you think grimes has become the dominant personality?	I'm not sure. My guess is that's what Sid wants us to think.
i should have told him.	Don't blame yourself. In your shoes, I don't think I would have told Parker, either.  So do you think Grimes has become the dominant personality?
until we know what new influences are affecting him, we can't be sure.	In other words, we collectively don't know shit.
none. he could be hiding, he could be helping sid, or could be in little pieces on santa monica beach.  any idea what sid's going to do next?	Until we know what new influences are affecting him, we can't be sure.
any sign of lindenmeyer?	None. He could be hiding, he could be helping Sid, or could be in little pieces on Santa Monica beach.  Any idea what Sid's going to do next?
... illegal search of lindenmeyer' s duplex. eleven civilian vehicles damaged or destroyed. twentyfour citizen complaints. and the calls are just starting to come in...  i forgot what it's like to have you on the streets.	Any sign of Lindenmeyer?
the man played judge, jury, and executioner with eight people's lives. he lost control and is capable of doing it again.	I understand the risks involved here. But there is nobody better qualified to go after Sid 6.7 than Barnes. And, there is nobody who knows him better than you. If a situation becomes volatile, you will find a way to quell it. I have complete confidence in you.
not if you're with him every step of the way.	The man played judge, jury, and executioner with eight people's lives. He lost control and is capable of doing it again.
letting a lunatic like parker barnes loose in the free world is like lighting a fuse. at some point, he will go off -- you saw what happened in the simulator. the risk to the public is unacceptably dangerous.	Not if you're with him every step of the way.
that's also where mr. barnes lost his arms to mathew grimes' booby trap. what's your point, dr. carter?	Letting a lunatic like Parker Barnes loose in the free world is like lighting a fuse. At some point, he will go off -- you saw what happened in the simulator. The risk to the public is unacceptably dangerous.
what's the assignment?	You're going to put your theories to practice. I'm sending you into the field.
we have an emergency situation which requires somebody with expertise in criminal psychology. under the authority vested in me by the president, i'm giving you temporary reassignment.	What's the assignment?
ms. deane, you wanted to see me?	We have an emergency situation which requires somebody with expertise in criminal psychology. Under the authority vested in me by the President, I'm giving you temporary reassignment.
or what, you'll authorize my death a second time today?	Don't forget, convict, if this psycho isn't stopped, you go right back to rotting in a prison cell.
this better not be a wild goose chase.	Or what, you'll authorize my death a second time today?
you're the highest law enforcement official in the country. use the fucking army if you need to.	This better not be a wild goose chase.
you know how much man power you're talking about?	You're the highest law enforcement official in the country. Use the fucking army if you need to.
sid is smart enough to know you'd check everywhere in the immediate area. whatever the device is, he's probably got it timed to move into position just before it detonates.  have the demo teams check every subway tunnel, water pipe, gas pipe, and sewer pipe that goes under, over, or into the arena.	You know how much man power you're talking about?
demolition teams have searched everywhere in and around the hotel. i don't know where...	Sid is smart enough to know you'd check everywhere in the immediate area. Whatever the device is, he's probably got it timed to move into position just before it detonates.  Have the demo teams check every subway tunnel, water pipe, gas pipe, and sewer pipe that goes under, over, or into the arena.
if i were you, i'd get every demolition team in the city searching in and around the biltmore hotel.	Demolition teams have searched everywhere in and around the hotel. I don't know where...
enough to level an entire city block.	If I were you, I'd get every demolition team in the city searching in and around the Biltmore Hotel.
no, but i've confirmed the reelection rally is the target.  how much c-4 is missing?	Enough to level an entire city block.
it's already been called off. witnesses confirmed you weren't the shooter.  did you find out where the bomb is?	No, but I've confirmed the reelection rally is the target.  How much C-4 is missing?
call off the manhunt looking for me. i didn't kill the transport guards.	It's already been called off. Witnesses confirmed you weren't the shooter.  Did you find out where the bomb is?
what did you find out?	Call off the manhunt looking for me. I didn't kill the transport guards.
trying to find out where the bomb is. where the hell have you been?	What did you find out?
barnes, where the hell have you been?!	Trying to find out where the bomb is. Where the hell have you been?
if sid 6.7 hasn't killed you, we throw you back in here and you serve out the rest of your sentence.	How do you know I won't run?
what happens if i can't catch him?	If Sid 6.7 hasn't killed you, we throw you back in here and you serve out the rest of your sentence.
not from in here.	This is a full pardon. It authorizes your immediate release.
think you can do it?	Not from in here.
only because i got pulled out early.	Nobody else ever got anywhere near him. Nobody else... understands him like you do.
i watched your simulation, mr. barnes. very impressive. you know, you're the only one to ever go up against sid 6.7 who is still alive.	Only because I got pulled out early.
it makes me nervous just seeing him in a uniform.  i will never forget the first time i saw the photos from the crime scene.	Neither will the public.  The media has caught wind of his pardon. Unless Mr. Barnes starts giving me some tangible results, I'm going to put him back in his cage.
simulations are supposed to give participants practice in realistic, dangerous scenarios while protecting them from the risks they are exposed to in the real world.	I was assured the problem was corrected.
lindenmeyer developed neural connectors that tap directly into the nervous system. if the simulator isn't calibrated properly, experiencing death in this level of vr is like experiencing death within a dream. the experience becomes real.	Simulations are supposed to give participants practice in realistic, dangerous scenarios while protecting them from the risks they are exposed to in the real world.
what the hell happened?	Lindenmeyer developed neural connectors that tap directly into the nervous system. If the simulator isn't calibrated properly, experiencing death in this level of VR is like experiencing death within a dream. The experience becomes real.
barnes used to work for him when he was still a cop in the field, remember?	Don't remind me.
what did cox pull him out early for?	Barnes used to work for him when he was still a cop in the field, remember?
he hears...everything.	As a matter of fact, I do.
how does he know who i am?	He hears...everything.
you are to turn over the sid 6.7 program, and all its documentation, for immediate destruction. is that understood?	I understand... I understand perfectly.
i'm what?!	You are to turn over the Sid 6.7 program, and all its documentation, for immediate destruction. Is that understood?
you've had a yearandahalf to make all the adjustments you want, lindenmeyer.  ) elizabeth deane does not give second chances. neither do i. you're fired.	I'M WHAT?!
i'm still making adjustments...	You've had a yearandahalf to make all the adjustments you want, Lindenmeyer.  ) Elizabeth Deane does not give second chances. Neither do I. You're fired.
of the six prison inmates you've tested  all of whom have had at least some military or survival training - only mr. barnes is still breathing.	I'm still making adjustments...
the reason you insisted on testing my system with prisoners is because of the increased risks involved with increased realism.	Of the six prison inmates you've tested  all of whom have had at least some military or survival training - only Mr. Barnes is still breathing.
you embarrassed me in front of the highestranking law enforcement official in the country.  do you have any idea how much money you just cost me?	The reason you insisted on testing my system with prisoners is because of the increased risks involved with increased realism.
you need a maid.	What I need is a nymphomaniac.
amazing. i hate to say it, but it is.	I know.  I'm ready to incubate something a little more advanced than a coldblooded reptile. If you want to experience the future, meet me in my office in 15 minutes. And bring the Sheila 3.2 character module with you...
... and you get nanodeath.  don't worry, i've got a bunch of other ones.	Amazing. I hate to say it, but it is.
separate the character module from the neural net...	... and you get nanodeath.  Don't worry, I've got a bunch of other ones.
how do you kill it?	Separate the character module from the neural net...
as far as the public is concerned, it is. the reason you got fired, and i got my second demo into production, is i'm a lot smarter than you. i never give my best stuff away.	How do you kill it?
this is supposed to be years away.	As far as the public is concerned, it is. The reason you got fired, and I got my second demo into production, is I'm a lot smarter than you. I never give my best stuff away.
it's better than real. it's synthetic flesh. synthetic blood. synthetic organs...  it's a physiological machine.	This is supposed to be years away.
it feels so.. .real.	It's better than real. It's synthetic flesh. Synthetic blood. Synthetic organs...  It's a physiological machine.
coordinated by polymer neural net.	It feels so.. .real.
it's nanotechnology, isn't it? machines the size of molecules...	Coordinated by polymer neural net.
watching your vr people auto reset gave me the idea.	It's nanotechnology, isn't it? Machines the size of molecules...
you're...such a wimp.	Watching your VR people Auto Reset gave me the idea.
get that fucking thing away from me!	You're...such a wimp.
do i get to see it or not?	Bastard...  Sheila, don't go anywhere. I'll be right back.
i haven't been working on anything.	Do I get to see it or not?
show's over unless i get to see what you've been working on after hours.	I haven't been working on anything.
hey!!!	Show's over unless I get to see what you've been working on after hours.
if i don't adjust the level of neural information each side of his brain is receiving, he won't be able to walk when i take him out of vr.	Then fix it.
talk so i can understand.	If I don't adjust the level of neural information each side of his brain is receiving, he won't be able to walk when I take him out of VR.
he's developing a hemisphere imbalance.	Talk so I can understand.
i wonder how that...	Turn it down!
show me his physical sensory level.	I wonder how that...
how should i know?	Show me his physical sensory level.
what's wrong with parker?	How should I know?
i told you this would work.. by setting back the clocks, he has absolutely no idea he's in virtual reality. he still thinks he's in the real world.	What's wrong with Parker?
i'm begging you...please don't kill me! please!	Don't worry. Through me, you will live forever...
you made me a composite of 183 of the most vicious people who ever lived.  what do you think i'm doing?	I'm begging you...please don't kill me! Please!
help me get out of here.	Glad to...
how can i ever thankyou for bringing me back to life a second time, daryl?	Help me get out of here.
of course you are.	How can I ever thankyou for bringing me back to life a second time, Daryl?
i am beautiful, aren't i?	Of course you are.
sid  no!!!	What do you expect me to do, thank him?
you catching my drift?	I think I understand what you have in mind...
she's some of your finest work, daryl.	All my work is my finest.
what do you expect me to do, put your character module in my pocket and just walk you out of here?	I had something a little different in mind.  Instead of just playing Peeping Tom with Reilly, why don't you get him to show you what he's been working on after hours?
which god would that be, the one who created me, or the one who created you?  in your world, the lord giveth, and the lord taketh away. but in my world, the one who gave me life doesn't have the balls to stop a couple of bureaucratic assholes from taking it away.	What do you expect me to do, put your character module in my pocket and just walk you out of here?
my god...	Which God would that be, the one who created me, or the one who created you?  In your world, the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. But in my world, the one who gave me life doesn't have the balls to stop a couple of bureaucratic assholes from taking it away.
i couldn't just let them make you bring down my degree of difficulty. i'm a triple-twisting, double back flip off the high platform, not a swan dive.	My God...
you amped the neural connectors back up, didn't you?  you're the reason the convict died. you're the reason i got fired!	I couldn't just let them make you bring down my degree of difficulty. I'm a triple-twisting, double back flip off the high platform, not a swan dive.
it was me, what?	You amped the neural connectors back up, didn't you?  You're the reason the convict died. You're the reason I got fired!
it was you, wasn't it?	It was me, what?
true genius is rarely rewarded within its lifetime.	It was you, wasn't it?
all they want to produce around here is mediocrity!	True genius is rarely rewarded within its lifetime.
should i have?	Think hard -- it'll come to you...
did you recognize the son-of-a bitch who got away?	Should I have?
don't be angry with me, daryl.	Did you recognize the son-of-a bitch who got away?
what do we do now?	You won't want to watch. Turn around.
then shoot him already.	Duck!
i couldn't tell you.	Then shoot him already.
how's your pulse?	I couldn't tell you.
where the hell are you going?	Lindenmeyer never got over wanting to kill kids with more musical than he had...
sid?	I don't know.
my guess is dead.	Sid?
lindenmeyer?	My guess is dead.
more or less.	Lindenmeyer?
...i think so...you?	More or less.
you okay?	...I think so...You?
that's why i'm asking.	Because this painintheass criminal psychology expert has helped me understand what I'm capable of. And what I'm not.  And better than anyone else, I am capable of stopping Sid 6.7.
you don't know?	That's why I'm asking.
you've already fulfilled the terms of your pardon. you stopped sid 6.7 and you've got his module. you're free to go  right now.  why are you going to do this?	You don't know?
you mean there's something you haven't asked me?	You've already fulfilled the terms of your pardon. You stopped Sid 6.7 and you've got his module. You're free to go  right now.  Why are you going to do this?
can i ask you something?	You mean there's something you haven't asked me?
find out anything?	A bomb's going off tomorrow night, but I have no idea where.
nice work.	Thanks.
i'm not sure...on the bridge...the guy at the payphone...	Nice work.
see something?	I'm not sure...on the bridge...the guy at the payphone...
that, or living through him...	See something?
think he's keeping track of his creation?	That, or living through him...
if we find sid, lindenmeyer won't be far behind.	Think he's keeping track of his creation?
part of him is.	If we find Sid, Lindenmeyer won't be far behind.
sid 6.7 isn't grimes.	Part of him is.
i told you before, grimes liked to be obvious.	Sid 6.7 isn't Grimes.
the rally's a little obvious as a target, don't you think?	I told you before, Grimes liked to be obvious.
i pose an unacceptable danger to the public, remember?	I was wrong.  And I was wrong not to tell you Grimes was part of Sid. I should have told you. I won't make the same mistake again.
you're not capable of it.	I pose an unacceptable danger to the public, remember?
sid 6.7 told me after he killed the two guards. he suggested i kill you rather than him.	You're not capable of it.
how did you find out about the toxin?	Sid 6.7 told me after he killed the two guards. He suggested I kill you rather than him.
he didn't know about the neural toxin.  i did.	You knew the entire time? Can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now?
we know you didn't kill those guards.	They're going to fry me for it, anyway.
grimes is back! he's back! he's come back!!!	No! Grimes isn't back. He's only one part of Sid. Sid 6.7 is a hell of a lot worse than Grimes ever was.  Get a hold of yourself!
parker - stop! stop! don't make me shoot you	If you're gonna do it, better do it now.
which way?	Both.
authority still makes me nervous.	Which way?
you could have just flashed him your badge, you know?	Authority still makes me nervous.
real effective security...	You could have just flashed him your badge, you know?
it's not just sid 6.7's performances that are increasing. stars need bigger and bigger audiences.  whatever sid is going to do next, it's going to involve media.	You like baseball?
start of what?	I don't know, yet. What we do know is his performances are increasing in scale, not decreasing.  Whatever it is, he isn't finished...
whatever he was doing here was only the start.	Start of what?
what's the problem?	I'm doing the best I can!
this isn't a game, parker!	Tell him.
you know i am.	This isn't a game, Parker!
enjoying yourself?	You know I am.
being on the street's a little different than sitting in an office all day, isn't it?	Enjoying yourself?
nothing.	Being on the street's a little different than sitting in an office all day, isn't it?
what did you do to those people?	Nothing.
this is my area of expertise.	What did you do to those people?
what the hell's going on?!	This is my area of expertise.
don't get out of the car.	Stop me.
i ruin so many moments by analyzing them when i should just be living them.	Then why don't you start practicing and keep your mouth shut for a while?
relax. i know what you meant.	I ruin so many moments by analyzing them when I should just be living them.
dammit, i hate sounding so clinical all the time. all i meant to say was i thought you were doing well, but then i...	Relax. I know what you meant.
don't worry about it, all right?	Dammit, I hate sounding so clinical all the time. All I meant to say was I thought you were doing well, but then I...
you know, considering you've only been out of prison for seven hours, you're readapting quite well.  wait, i didn't mean that the way it sounded. i meant...	Don't worry about it, all right?
i forgot what real coffee tastes like...	You know, considering you've only been out of prison for seven hours, you're readapting quite well.  Wait, I didn't mean that the way it sounded. I meant...
what i do know is that whatever he's becoming, sid 6.7 is going to be even worse than he was before.	Then all we can do is stay mobile and alert. He's got to make a move sometime, and we've got to be ready when he does.  Welcome to police work. You better like coffee.
sounds to me like a welleducated way of saying you have no idea what to do next.	What I do know is that whatever he's becoming, Sid 6.7 is going to be even worse than he was before.
now that he's in the real world, there are no longer limitations on his behavior like there were in virtual reality. sid is going to evolve.	Sounds to me like a welleducated way of saying you have no idea what to do next.
what does that mean?	Now that he's in the real world, there are no longer limitations on his behavior like there were in virtual reality. Sid is going to evolve.
sid 6.7 is no longer bound by his programming.	What does that mean?
you should practice lying more often. you're awful at it.  where to?	Sid 6.7 is no longer bound by his programming.
i told you, it was on the way and i wanted to change clothes.	You should practice lying more often. You're awful at it.  Where to?
want to tell me the real reason we stopped at your house?	I told you, it was on the way and I wanted to change clothes.
thank-you.  her name is karin.	Want to tell me the real reason we stopped at your house?
she's beautiful, you know?	Thank-you.  Her name is Karin.
i prefer keeping my professional life separate from my personal life.	She's beautiful, you know?
why didn't you tell me you had a daughter?	I prefer keeping my professional life separate from my personal life.
told you i wasn't going to go anywhere.	How did you get your hand out?
give me a goddam break. i'm not going to go anywhere alone.	And I'm going to make sure of it.  Give me your wrist.
give me your wrist.	Give me a goddam break. I'm not going to go anywhere alone.
what we need to do is stop playing with computers and go catch the sonof-a-bitch before he kills anybody else.	In order to find him, we have to understand what makes him tick...
dahmer carried the head of one of his victims in a bowling bag for over a week. kept it in his locker while he was at work in a candy factory.  we need to get a look at sid 6.7's final profile.	What we need to do is stop playing with computers and go catch the sonof-a-bitch before he kills anybody else.
remember the bowling ball bag sid carried with him in virtual reality?	Dahmer carried the head of one of his victims in a bowling bag for over a week. Kept it in his locker while he was at work in a candy factory.  We need to get a look at Sid 6.7's final profile.
as a matter of fact, it is.	Remember the bowling ball bag Sid carried with him in virtual reality?
this is getting you pumped up, isn't it? this is like the world series to you.	As a matter of fact, it is.
creating a whole far more dangerous than the sum of its parts.	But rather than selecting pieces from each individual, he simply let the stronger traits of each individual cannibalize the weaker ones.
lindenmeyer put increasingly complex combinations of criminal psychological profiles together to develop the ultimate villain.	Creating a whole far more dangerous than the sum of its parts.
he's part of the mix. sid 6.7 is a composite.	Lindenmeyer put increasingly complex combinations of criminal psychological profiles together to develop the ultimate villain.
hamlet.  what's david berkowitz got to do with sid 6.7?	He's part of the mix. Sid 6.7 is a composite.
who said that?	Hamlet.  What's David Berkowitz got to do with Sid 6.7?
for murder, though it have no tongue, will speak with most miraculous organ.	Who said that?
i am impressed.	For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak with most miraculous organ.
... here on earth to create havoc and terror. i am war, i am death. i am destruction. david berkowitz, 1977.	I am impressed.
i am the demon from the bottomless pit...	... here on earth to create havoc and terror. I am War, I am death. I am destruction. David Berkowitz, 1977.
just like they figured there was no better person to catch one...	I am the demon from the bottomless pit...
the government must have figured there was no better person to create a psycho than a psycho.	Just like they figured there was no better person to catch one...
i've been in prison, remember?	The government must have figured there was no better person to create a psycho than a psycho.
remember a few years ago when music schools were using a computerized teaching tool that accidently started frying kids' brains?	I've been in prison, remember?
i'm still working on it.	Remember a few years ago when music schools were using a computerized teaching tool that accidently started frying kids' brains?
i'm surprised you didn't write one about me.	I'm still working on it.
maybe after they catch him, you should write a book about him...	I'm surprised you didn't write one about me.
this lindenmeyer's a real piece of work.	Maybe after they catch him, you should write a book about him...
you've studied me, now i'm studying you. seems only fair, don't you think?	This Lindenmeyer's a real piece of work.
checking my pulse. it's elevated.  you enjoy frightening me, don't you?	You've studied me, now I'm studying you. Seems only fair, don't you think?
what are you doing?	Checking my pulse. It's elevated.  You enjoy frightening me, don't you?
you've got a problem with me carrying a gun?	Do me one favor  if you shoot at anything, make sure I'm nowhere near it.
what happened when he was 17?	Every music school in the country rejected him and he turned to computers.  Stay here.
he had a twin brother who was a musical child prodigy who died in an electrical accident at age eight. lindenmeyer went into an emotional shell until was 17. all he did day and night was play the violin.	What happened when he was 17?
learn anything from lindenmeyer's file?	He had a twin brother who was a musical child prodigy who died in an electrical accident at age eight. Lindenmeyer went into an emotional shell until was 17. All he did day and night was play the violin.
i've spent over 50 hours interviewing him.  charlie killed leno and rosemary labianca because of the ugly way the members of his family had butchered sharon tate. after seeing the blood bath on television, he wanted to show them how it should be done.  the question is, what does charlie have to do with sid 6.7?	I know who would know.
charlie? you say that like you're close, personal friends.	I've spent over 50 hours interviewing him.  Charlie killed Leno and Rosemary LaBianca because of the ugly way the members of his family had butchered Sharon Tate. After seeing the blood bath on television, he wanted to show them how it should be done.  The question is, what does Charlie have to do with Sid 6.7?
whoever did this wanted to do charlie one better  to improve upon what was already done.	Charlie? You say that like you're close, personal friends.
manson didn't kill the first cops to arrive on the scene.	Whoever did this wanted to do Charlie one better  to improve upon what was already done.
he was reenacting charles manson's labianca murders.	Manson didn't kill the first cops to arrive on the scene.
you ready for this?	Don't worry. If I can't handle it, I'll just kill everybody.
you all right?	Fine. Never felt better in my life.  See, I'm a good liar.
every time i said it, it was. i never really thought i was going to make it.	You all right?
it wasn't a lie.	Every time I said it, it was. I never really thought I was going to make it.
every day for the last five years, i told myself someday i would be out here again. no more bars. no more guards. no more fights just to stay alive.  every day for the last five years, i told myself that lie.	It wasn't a lie.
i don't need a babysitter.	What you need is a collar.
i need to know what snapped in you. what made you capable of it. you have to make me understand.	I don't have to do anything except survive. And it's taking everything I've got just to do that.
it was just like before, wasn't it? wasn't it?  but you are making progress. instead of killing seven people to get the one you're after, this time there was only one other person involved.	Enough!
go to hell.	It was just like before, wasn't it? Wasn't it?  But you are making progress. Instead of killing seven people to get the one you're after, this time there was only one other person involved.
you didn't see the expression you had on your face when you pulled the trigger. but i did.  you kind of liked it, didn't you? that thrill of going over the edge again. of taking out an innocent bystander or two, as long as you got the target...	Go to hell.
not much. he was just a computer program. nothing more.	You didn't see the expression you had on your face when you pulled the trigger. But I did.  You kind of liked it, didn't you? That thrill of going over the edge again. Of taking out an innocent bystander or two, as long as you got the target...
what was going through your mind when you killed the busboy?	Not much. He was just a computer program. Nothing more.
if i had died yesterday, you'd have already dissected my brain and analyzed it to see if i carry any genetic predisposition toward violence.	What was going through your mind when you killed the busboy?
that's not true, parker.	If I had died yesterday, you'd have already dissected my brain and analyzed it to see if I carry any genetic predisposition toward violence.
you're not my therapist. you're hear to study me. face it  i'm nothing more than a lab rat to you.	That's not true, Parker.
i know. i was there. i saw the whole thing.  if i was your therapist, i would have advised you against putting yourself back into that kind of situation.	You're not my therapist. You're hear to study me. Face it  I'm nothing more than a lab rat to you.
john died.	I know. I was there. I saw the whole thing.  If I was your therapist, I would have advised you against putting yourself back into that kind of situation.
in other words, par for the course.  how do you feel about the simulation you participated in yesterday?	John died.
a little less than yesterday.	In other words, par for the course.  How do you feel about the simulation you participated in yesterday?
no, i just like the effect a tape recorder has on you.  how you feeling today?	A little less than yesterday.
you actually listen to all those tapes?	No, I just like the effect a tape recorder has on you.  How you feeling today?
now, is that any way to talk to an old friend?	BARNES, YOU'RE DEAD!
what are you talking about?	I really did think I was still in reality. At least, until now.  Beam me up, Scotty!
thank-you, daryl.  you had me going for quite a while there, sport.	What are you talking about?
i've got some final preparations to take care of checking his watch, he stops suddenly.	Thank-you, Daryl.  You had me going for quite a while there, sport.
aren't you going to watch with me?	I've got some final preparations to take care of Checking his watch, he stops suddenly.
let's just say i'm sending a very clear message to his reelection rally...	Aren't you going to watch with me?
you are going after mayor bennett.	Let's just say I'm sending a very clear message to his ReElection Rally...
there you go  best seat in the house.	You are going after Mayor Bennett.
it's really too bad you have to miss the grand finale.	I thought you liked me being in the audience. Don't you want me to see it?
you can't die until you tell me where the c-4 is. where is it?!	My...secret.
where did you plant the c-4?!	You can't die until you tell me where the C-4 is. Where is it?!
let me put it to you this way... whether i'm here... or whether i'm not...i'm leaving an indelible mark on the world tomorrow night.	Where did you plant the C-4?!
what c-4...was cox talking about?	Let me put it to you this way... whether I'm here... or whether I'm not...I'm leaving an indelible mark on the world tomorrow night.
let me put it to you this way... whether i'm here...or whether i'm not...i'm leaving an indelible mark on the world tomorrow night.	Where did you plant the C-4?!
what c-4...was cox talking about?	Let me put it to you this way... whether I'm here...or whether I'm not...I'm leaving an indelible mark on the world tomorrow night.
i wouldn't pull the trigger if i were you	Why's that?
dead! you hear me?	You really are pathetic, you know that? Mathew Grimes is only one letter in my alphabet. He is nothing compared to me.
i'm sorry, the party you're trying to reach is not answering. is there anyone else you would like to talk to?	DEAD! YOU HEAR ME?
grimes, you're dead!	I'm sorry, the party you're trying to reach is not answering. Is there anyone else you would like to talk to?
now, is that any way to talk to an old buddy? i mean, just because i'm carrying around the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends.	GRIMES, YOU'RE DEAD!
you...mother...fucker! i'm going to kill you!!!	Now, is that any way to talk to an old buddy? I mean, just because I'm carrying around the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends.
you and me have nothing in common.	Who else do you know who touches the world with synthetic hands?
i must make them very nervous if they let you out of prison.  you know, we have so much in common  we have such history together i've been thinking we should become friends.	You and me have nothing in common.
the only thing i want to hear is your silence.	I must make them very nervous if they let you out of prison.  You know, we have so much in common  we have such history together I've been thinking we should become friends.
the symphony of collision...	The only thing I want to hear is your silence.
where's john?	Performing solo.  Enjoying the concert so far?
do they have to look so...robotic?	At this stage, you either get form or function. You said she wanted function. I gave you function. What are you complaining about?
mr. wallace, i could have 10 of them ready by tomorrow.	Do they have to look so...robotic?
as long as they keep overpaying me, i'll keep overpaying you.  ) just make goddam sure you can have 10 of them ready for deployment around the city by next month.	Mr. Wallace, I could have 10 of them ready by tomorrow.
as long as you keep overpaying me, i'll be the first to go into production on three, and four, as well.	As long as they keep overpaying me, I'll keep overpaying you.  ) Just make goddam sure you can have 10 of them ready for deployment around the city by next month.
to the first letac engineer to go into production on prototypes.	As long as you keep overpaying me, I'll be the first to go into production on three, and four, as well.
for schumann.	Well, well, well, well, wait a minute, we got 86 percent.  We bring'em back <u>tomorrow</u>, the charts go up, they don't go <u>down</u>...
what about it?	For Schumann.
it's the white house.	<u>Hello</u>.  What?
when you...  what?  i'm busy.	It's the White House.
...on the way in.	When you...  What?  I'm busy.
well, darlin' <u>i</u> ain't your confessor.  tell him you've got some info on the president's sex scandal, it's on your conscience, believe me, he'll drop what he's doing.  okay;  <u>now</u>:  folks, folks, folks, this is a shitty business, and it needs no ghost come from the grave to tell us that.  but in six days, lord willing n'jesus tarries, i am going to take you beauties into the second term. .....wait til you hear the speech tonight.  the 3-0-3 speech... where's the fad king, by the way...	...on the way in.
what are you saying...	Well, darlin' <u>I</u> ain't your confessor.  Tell him you've got some info on the President's sex scandal, it's on your conscience, believe me, he'll drop what he's doing.  Okay;  <u>Now</u>:  Folks, folks, folks, this is a shitty business, and it needs no Ghost Come From the Grave to tell us that.  But in Six Days, Lord willing n'Jesus Tarries, I am going to take you beauties into the second term. .....wait til you hear the speech tonight.  The 3-0-3 Speech... where's the Fad King, by the way...
<u>lure</u> him.	What are you saying...
what if he's busy tonight?	<u>Lure</u> him.
you're with him tonight, watching the president's speech, when the president...	What if he's busy tonight?
...tonight...	You're with him tonight, watching the President's Speech, when the President...
you want some research, flu?  side-effects of medi....	Naw, we can't play this one catch-up.  That's how long since you stopped beating the wife.  We have to...
he's <u>dead</u>.  he's <u>dead</u>.  the fella killed old shoe.	And <u>what</u> is bigger than a triumphal Homecoming...?
you're not <u>thinking</u> right, pal...	He's <u>dead</u>.  He's <u>dead</u>.  The Fella Killed Old Shoe.
what are you talking about?	You're not <u>thinking</u> right, Pal...
naa, fuck this, this is nothing.  oh, lord -- this just got <u>big</u>.  i see it -- <u>big</u> -- big for <u>you</u> and big for <u>me</u>.	What are you talking about?
what rig?	...the Harvester...
i'm concerned about the driver of the rig.	What rig?
but how do we explain the fact he was in prison?	How do we explain that?  Ah, well, you see, Wilfred, this is where you've never been at a <u>pitch</u>.  You see? His <u>records</u> say he was in prison ... as they must, as <u>all</u> the records of Group 303 have the men and the women, carried on their roster, as belonging somewhere else, the <u>secrecy</u> required of....
<u>fuck</u> the world.  try a ten a.m. <u>pitch</u> meeting, no sleep, coked-to-the-gills, and you haven't even read the <u>material</u>.	But how do we explain the fact he was in prison?
...how do we explain that?  with the world watching.	<u>Fuck</u> the world.  Try a ten A.M. <u>pitch</u> meeting, no sleep, coked-to-the-gills, and you haven't even read the <u>material</u>.
...how do we explain that?  hey?  am i worried...?	...how do we explain that?  With the World Watching.
you can't tell this story.  he's not kidding you.  you can't tell this story.  <u>you</u> knew that.  the pay off was, you get to be ambassador, or...	No, no, no...
...his triumphal plane.  shot down.	Shot down, Forced down...  You guys are <u>missing</u> it... You're missing the <u>opportunity</u>
...where?	Come on.
come on.	...where?
<u>it destroyed the electoral process</u>.	Come on.
you know, i think you people are looking at this all wrong.  if you look at the <u>backstory</u> -- the guy's coming back from combat and torture.  of <u>course</u> he is gonna be ... uh ... uh ... "fucked up".  of <u>course</u> he's gonna "need a little help"...	Oh, Lord....
well, get on the phone, and <u>get</u> it...	You know, I think you people are looking at this All Wrong.  If you look at the <u>backstory</u> -- the guy's coming back from Combat and Torture.  Of <u>course</u> he is gonna be ... uh ... uh ... "fucked up".  Of <u>Course</u> he's gonna "need a little help"...
what happens if he doesn't have his medication?	He's not fine.
look, look, look....  he's fine, as long as he has his medication.	What happens if he doesn't have his medication?
and?  no.  i don't wanna know.  what do you <u>mean</u> "and..."?	Look, look, look....  He's fine, as long as he has his medication.
...and...	And?  NO.  I don't wanna know.  What do you <u>mean</u> "and..."?
yeeaahhh...  ohmigod ... ohmigod... ohmigod...	...and...
...twelve years.	Much more...uh, he have much more time to "serve?"
he, uh, has he been in the "jail" long?	...twelve years.
we've got to put that, into the inaugural.  "i have here, a ribbon.  you haven't seen it before, and you will not see it too often <u>now</u>.  for it is the proud possession of a few, a very few men and women... it is the ribbon of the albanian campaign...."	Wilfred, that's not bad.
...like the <u>sound</u> of it, eh...	We've got to put that, into the Inaugural.  "I have here, a ribbon.  You haven't seen it before, and you will not see it too often <u>now</u>.  For it is the Proud Possession of a few, a very few Men and Women... it is the Ribbon of the Albanian Campaign...."
...the albanian campaign...	...like the <u>sound</u> of it, eh...
izzat the thing...	Indeed it is.
it's the gratitude of your <u>party</u>, and of your <u>president</u>...	Izzat the thing...
...mmm?	It's the gratitude of your <u>party</u>, and of your <u>President</u>...
mr. president, this is st...	Hi, How are ya?  <u>Listen</u> to this, willya...
hey, hey, i'm just the producer, i'm just the <u>stationmaster</u>, johnny green wrote that song, and...	All we have to do now is sell it to the President.
...this is a snappy song....	What'd ya think?
a new <u>take</u> on the...  well, sir, we're coming back, we'd like you to try it out, this evening...	Listen to what I've ... listen to... does anybody know Morse Code?
...can we have a white one...?	Can we have a white one, please...
a small, "calico" kitten, sir.  "calico."	...can we have a white one...?
and...she's not an illegal immigrant?  is she?  can i see her "chart?"  because...	Gonna be fine.  Gonna be fine, people?  Are we getting there...?
i need a little bit of <u>help</u>...?	Miss, we are going to ask you to sign this little sheet of <u>paper</u>...
okay.  here's what we're gonna do.	I need a little bit of <u>help</u>...?
what can it hurt.	What can it hurt is they offend me.
they got the guys on a <u>retainer</u>, it's cheaper, <u>pay</u>'em, but don't lettem touch it... let'em leave us alone.	What can it hurt.
well, we paid for it, we got the guys on a retainer.	They got the guys on a <u>retainer</u>, it's cheaper, <u>pay</u>'em, but don't lettem touch it... Let'em leave us alone.
i don't think you're gonna need it.	Well, we paid for it, we got the guys on a retainer.
ny times, washington post, war, war, war.  times got the girlscout page twelve, post in section two.... horses in mid-stream...?	I don't think you're gonna need it.
...and he's got a <u>negative</u> rating of...	King, we've got to be on the streets in...
y'see, <u>this</u> is what producing is:  you put me in a <u>room</u>...	...and he's got a <u>negative</u> rating of...
hello, <u>king</u>.  how the heck <u>are</u> you...?  <u>get</u> out...  <u>get</u> out... well, man, you fall in love like a <u>hillbilly</u>...  ditch the wife, toss the kids in the pick-up,   listen, king:  <u>get</u> your fat redneck ass out here, <u>willya</u>...	...but the President wonders about the Possible Albanian Backlash...
the <u>thinking</u> is, as of this moment, <u>terrorism</u>...  ...they're getting a good reaction on the "albania" thing...	Hello, <u>King</u>.  How the heck <u>are</u> you...?  <u>Get</u> out...  <u>Get</u> out... Well, man, you fall in love like a <u>Hillbilly</u>...  Ditch the wife, toss the kids in the Pick-up,   Listen, King:  <u>Get</u> your fat redneck ass out here, <u>willya</u>...
ames here.  <u>yessir</u>...	Okay.  Okay.  The <u>Suitcase</u> Bomb...
no, this is great.	I could tell you stories:  Cecil B. Demille:  Alright? The Greatest Show on Earth:  He needs an elephant,
it's <u>producing</u>.	No, this is great.
you know what?  this is good.  this is terrific, and i'll tell you why:  it's <u>cost effective</u>.  this is....	It's <u>producing</u>.
we've just found out they have the bomb.  we've just found out they have the <u>bomb</u>, aaaand... no, no wait a second, no, no, wait a second, no.  the bomb's not... it's not <u>there</u> -- because they'd have to have a rocket and that shit n'they're a buncha wogs-- it's ... it's a <u>suitcase</u> bomb.  ooookay.  it's a <u>suitcase</u> bomb, and it's .... in canada!  eh?  albanian terrorists have placed a suitcase bomb in canada, in an attempt to infiltrate the bomb into the usa.	You know what?  This is good.  This is terrific, and I'll tell you why:  it's <u>cost effective</u>.  This is....
alright, well, alright:  geopolitically...	We've just found out They Have the Bomb.  We've Just Found Out They Have The <u>Bomb</u>, aaaand... No, No wait a second, no, no, wait a second, No.  The Bomb's not... it's not <u>there</u> -- because they'd have to have a rocket and that shit n'they're a buncha wogs-- it's ... it's a <u>suitcase</u> Bomb.  Ooookay.  It's a <u>suitcase</u> bomb, and it's .... in Canada!  Eh?  Albanian Terrorists have placed a suitcase Bomb in Canada, in an attempt to infiltrate the bomb into the USA.
waal, mr. moss, i wouldn't....	You wouldn't be here if it wasn't true.  It's true, right?
stanley, you can't do this....	Could we have you in here, please...7
... you want schumann saved by an illegal alien...?	Well, what do you want to do about it?  What do you...
what about him?	Well, he doesn't have his Green Card.  He Doesn't have his Greencard.
... and he spent the last twelve years in a milit&ry prison...	How do we explain <u>that</u>?
courage, mom.	Oh.  Hell.  And what do we do now?  What do we do <u>now</u>? Boy Producer?  Mister Win-an-Emmy, Social Conscience, <u>Whaleshit</u>, save- the-rainforest, Liberal hire-a-convict <u>shithead</u>? Mister Affirmative-Action Peacnik.  Commie... <u>shithead</u>....?
no.  no.  he didn't mean anything by it at <u>all</u>...	Hello?   No, operator...
give'em another pill...	No.  No.  He didn't mean anything by it at <u>all</u>...
all combat takes place at night, in the rain, and at the junction of four map segments...	...what are we going to do...?
...what have you <u>done</u> to me...	All Combat takes place at night, in the Rain, and at the Junction of four Map Segments...
wilfred.	...what have you <u>done</u> to me...
uh...didn't we <u>do</u> this?	Never quit a winner.
...child at the airport...  breaks through the ranks, runs to "old shoe" -- should we have <u>flower</u> or a <u>bear</u>...?	Uh...Didn't we <u>do</u> this?
well, you know, "the whole thing's theatre..."	Napoleon said, fellow won't sell you his life, but he will trade it to you for a little piece of ribbon.
that's not bad at all.	Well, you know, "The Whole Thing's Theatre..."
pride of a job-well-done...	It's the Pride of a Job Well Done, Stanley, yes, but it's <u>more</u> than that.
how's your wife?	Fine.
no.  no...pentagon says, army's got'em, they got'm in ..."custody"...	How's your wife?
ronnie says we don't need'em for another four days.  ...s'there a problem?	No.  No...Pentagon says, Army's got'em, they got'm in ..."Custody"...
he thinks it's too...	First of all, we're locked <u>in</u> to it, <u>secondly</u>:
war's over, pal.	Gloria -- sell the House.
...those limp-dick ... <u>turncoat</u>... i <u>thought</u> they let us out of there too easy.....	War's over, Pal.
oh, lord....	...those limp-dick ... <u>turncoat</u>... I <u>thought</u> they let us out of there too easy.....
oh, god...	Yep.  Well, we started it, he Ended it...
what are we going to do?	The War is Over.
he just got hip to us.  he just ended the war.	What are we gonna <u>do</u> about it...?
no.  i was busy.  yes, i need the new poll fig.... <u>how</u> long?  i'll call in from nashville.  and patch me through to the big bird, will...?  i've got to <u>hand</u> it to you.  <u>they</u> sure let us out of there easy....	...they just hadn't thought it through...
and i'd like to point out that i've been on prescription <u>medication</u>, the side-effects of which...	I'm doing my job, Too.  Would you give me a... do you think you could call off your Dogs for a minute.
...brazen-it-through...	Brazen it through?  Brazen it <u>through</u>?  They're going to hang us out to dry like the <u>laundry</u> --- do you know what we've <u>ddd</u>...
...fourteen years...	...brazen-it-through...
well, keep your <u>wits</u> about you, and let's see if we can't...	...fourteen years...
you missed your <u>plane</u>?  my <u>life</u> is over.  my <u>life</u> is over.  what have you <u>done</u> to me?  what have i done?  fourteen years of public service...	Well, keep your <u>wits</u> about you, and let's see if we can't...
...i just missed my plane.	You missed your <u>plane</u>?  My <u>life</u> is over.  My <u>life</u> is over.  What have you <u>done</u> to me?  What have I done?  Fourteen years of Public Service...
none of these are ours.  <u>none</u> of em are ours....  ....that's <u>real politik</u>, buddy.	Waal, I gotta tell you.  I've been inside the Beltway fourteen years, and I feel like I Just Got My Feet Wet.
...stanley moss...	8 days and we bring it back home....
...this is magnificent.	...Stanley Moss...
you're tired, ronnie.	Y'wanna follow the Cattle Drive?  Sleep in the Winter. What does <u>Moss</u> want...?  Matchmaker comes to the Levinsky Family.  Mr. Levinsky, Mrs. Levinsky, would you entertain an offer of marriage for your son Saul, from Princess Margaret of Great Britain.  Well, they think, she isn't Jewish, but she's well to-do, a nice old family.  Alright, yes, they say.  We would consider such an offer.  Wonderful, matchmaker says, My Job is Half Done.  Now, Look:  I got the <u>file</u>, from the L.A. contingent, I got the day-by-day, of how...
we're gonna do the <u>team song</u>.	You're tired, Ronnie.
<u>nashville</u>...?	We're gonna do the <u>Team Song</u>.
due in nashville.	<u>Nashville</u>...?
how long you been up, you need a nap.	Due in Nashville.
yeah...what was i talking about...?	How long you been up, you need a nap.
maybe he's just a <u>patriot</u>.	Yeah...what was I talking about...?
<u>i</u> dunno.... ambassador to <u>togo</u>, somethin', <u>i</u> dunno... he...	Maybe he's just a <u>patriot</u>.
speaking of thanks... we puttem back in, what does your fellow moss want?	<u>I</u> dunno.... Ambassador to <u>Togo</u>, somethin', <u>I</u> dunno... he...
knock on wood.	Speaking of thanks... we puttem back in, what does your fellow Moss want?
catching up on his reading.  asked about you, sends his thanks.	Knock on wood.
find out is there <u>any</u> chance we can get some rain tomorrow, <u>will</u> you...?	<u>So</u> forth...
now, the old lady starts to <u>weep</u>, big bird shrugs off his secret <u>service</u>, goes to her, and covers her with his own coat.	Find out is there <u>any</u> chance we can get some rain tomorrow, <u>will</u> you...?
...uh huh...	Now, the Old Lady starts to <u>Weep</u>, Big Bird shrugs off his secret <u>Service</u>, goes to her, and covers her with his own coat.
...but to the old world; you are stilling the forces of hatred and of war which have, since i was a child...	...uh huh...
our adopted land...	...but to the Old World; you are stilling the forces of hatred and of War which have, since I was a child...
is she saying this in albanian...?	<u>Yes</u>:  she is saying this in Albanian, <u>but</u> she's doing it not to be uh...  But because, she explains, that is the only way it can be understood by her Aged and Sainted Mother, who is standing there with her, dressed in her Traditional...
stanley moss, ladeesngennlmen... and she says...	Is she saying this in Albanian...?
...this's <u>good</u>...	Stanley Moss, Ladeesngennlmen... And she says...
...got to be <u>something</u>.  she gives him the sacred...  and tells him:  this is the traditional harvest offering, given to the man who ties the first sheaf, the last sheaf, whatever the fuck it is...	...this's <u>good</u>...
get on this, right now...	...got to be <u>something</u>.  She gives him the sacred...  And tells him:  this is the Traditional Harvest Offering, given to the Man who Ties the First Sheaf, the last sheaf, whatever the fuck it is...
and carrying.  the national flower of albania, something..... now is it some festival?  some <u>harvest</u> festival, something...	Get on this, right now...
a young albanian girl, dressed in their...	And carrying.  The National Flower of Albania, something..... Now Is it some Festival?  Some <u>Harvest</u> Festival, something...
no rain.	A young Albanian Girl, dressed in their...
an <u>albanian</u>, a young albanian girl.	No rain.
gimme the weather for tomorrow morning, five a.m. andrews...	An <u>Albanian</u>, a young Albanian Girl.
<u>i</u> think, here's what i think:  s'it gonna rain...?	Gimme the weather for tomorrow morning, five A.M. Andrews...
press thought "no," whaddaya think...?	<u>I</u> think, here's what I think:  S'it gonna rain...?
anything at the airport?	Press thought "no," whaddaya think...?
we're bring'n im in tomorrow, five am.	Anything at the Airport?
big bird touches down <u>when</u>?	We're bring'n im in tomorrow, five AM.
i <u>live</u> for midnight, when i can tear another of those suckers off.  watcha got for me?	Big Bird touches down <u>when</u>?
eight days to go	I <u>live</u> for midnight, when I can tear another of those suckers off.  Watcha got for me?
new york times, wash post, detroit register, san diego bee, all in emission.  <u>no</u> mention of the girlscout. none.	Eight Days To Go
yes.  that's true.  but...	Wilfred.  We've got <u>work</u> to do...
your guy gets four more years in washington...  ...it's only nine more days.	Yes.  That's true.  But...
...what's the long view?	Your guy gets four more years in Washington...  ...it's only Nine More Days.
...take a long view.	...what's the Long View?
...hell of a price for the country to pay.	...take a long view.
why is this putz on the air...	... they're checking the ratings...uh...
waal, that's where you <u>want</u> em...	...I just hope...
tonight.  well, you've started a tempest in a teapot.	Waal, that's where you <u>want</u> em...
we'll be back tonight.	Tonight.  Well, you've started a Tempest in a Teapot.
<u>hello</u>... yes.  we'll be back...?	We'll be back tonight.
...can we see the kitten...?	<u>Hello</u>... Yes.  We'll be back...?
...the yellow ribbon, but who, who'd profit from <u>that</u>...	The Ribbon Manufacturers.
in the yellow ribbon.	...the Yellow Ribbon, but who, who'd profit from <u>that</u>...
the hostages, but that was a naturally-occuring...  it was a put-up job?  but where was the, where was the money in that?	In the yellow ribbon.
the hostages...?	The hostages, but that was a naturally-occuring...  It was a put-up job?  But where was the, where was the money in that?
the thing with the yellow ribbon...	The Hostages...?
it's like that thing with the yellow ribbon...	The thing with the Yellow Ribbon...
...where is the back end coming from?	It's like that thing with the Yellow Ribbon...
...you want us to go to war with albania.	Here's what you got to do:  Get your Press Office, Right now.  To deny;  There <u>is</u> no report of Albanian Activity.  They have to deny it. Now, get the C.I.A.
what did they ever do <u>for</u> us...?  you see, this is why we have to mobilize the b-2 bomber.	...you want us to go to War with Albania.
what did albania ever do to us?	What did they ever do <u>for</u> us...?  You see, this is why we have to mobilize the B-2 Bomber.
precisely.	What did Albania ever do to us?
...<u>nothing</u>...	Precisely.
what do you know about them?	...<u>nothing</u>...
why?	What do you know about them?
yes.	Why?
<u>who</u>?	Well, I'm <u>working</u> on it....
well, i'm gonna hold on, but you went to win this election, you better change the subject.  you wanna change this subject, you better have a war.  what do you need?  it's gotta be <u>quick</u>, it's gotta be <u>dramatic</u>, you got to have an <u>enemy</u>.  okay?  what do you need in an enemy?  somebody you fear.  who do you fear? som'b'y you don't know.	<u>Who</u>?
hold on, hold on, hold on:	Well, I'm gonna hold on, but you went to win this election, you better change the subject.  You wanna change this subject, you better have a War.  What do you need?  It's gotta be <u>quick</u>, it's gotta be <u>dramatic</u>, you got to have an <u>enemy</u>.  Okay?  What do you need in an enemy?  Somebody you fear.  Who do you fear? Som'b'y you don't know.
<u>shifty</u>.  who knows anything <u>about</u> em...	Hold on, hold on, hold on:
...they sound what?	<u>Shifty</u>.  Who knows anything <u>about</u> em...
why <u>not</u>, what've they ever done for <u>us</u>...?  also:  they sound... ah, you see, this is why we have to mobilize the b-2 <u>bomber</u>...	...they sound what?
why?	Why <u>not</u>, what've they ever done for <u>us</u>...?  Also:  they sound... Ah, you see, this is why we have to mobilize the B-2 <u>Bomber</u>...
...that's the general idea.	Why?
...you want us to go to war...	...that's the general idea.
what did they find out about the gulf war?  one shot: one bomb, falling though the roof, building coulda been made of <u>legos</u>.	...you want us to go to War...
...but...	What did they find out about the Gulf War?  One shot: one bomb, falling though the roof, building coulda been made of <u>Legos</u>.
who's gonna tell'em.	...but...
yes	Who's gonna tell'em.
the american "people"?	Yes
...the...	The American "people"?
who would find out?	...the...
but, but, but, "they" would find out.	Who would find out?
what's it gonna cost?	But, but, but, "they" would find out.
i'm not sure we can afford to have the "appearance" of a war.	What's it gonna cost?
we aren't going to have a war.  we're going to have the "appearance" of a war.	I'm not sure we can afford to have the "appearance" of a war.
we can't <u>afford</u> a war.	We aren't going to have a war.  We're going to have the "appearance" of a war.
lookit, don't worry about it.  it's not a new concept. wake me when we touch down, will...	We can't <u>afford</u> a war.
tell me again.	Lookit, don't worry about it.  It's not a New Concept. Wake me when we touch down, will...
....we landing?	Tell me again.
tell, tell, tell me again.	....we landing?
gemme a plane.  business aviation, national, one hour. fly to chicago.  o'hare, lax 6 a.m.	I'll see you at National.
twenty thousand dollars.	Yeah, I'm gonna have to go to L.A.
what is it?	It's the rough-cut, the other side's new commercial.
i'll be back within the hour.  now,	It's going to be fine.  It's going to be ... you remember in 88, when...
gimme twenty thousand dollars.	I'll be back within the hour.  Now,
what in the <u>world</u> would do that?	I'm working on it.
what would do that...?	What in the <u>world</u> would do that?
we don't need it to prove out.  we need it to <u>distract</u> them for two weeks til the election.	What would do that...?
it won't hold, ronnie, it won't prove out.	We don't need it to prove out.  We need it to <u>distract</u> them for two weeks til the election.
it won't hold.	One day, Two days?  <u>Course</u> it's gonna hhhh....
<u>do</u> it...	And you?
i'm working on it.  same time, you call billy scott at joint chiefs, and pour him onna plane <u>right now</u> to seattle, y'got that...?  all flustered and worried. to talk to the <u>boeing</u> people.	<u>Do</u> it...
what crisis?	I'm working on it.  Same time, you call Billy Scott at Joint Chiefs, and pour him onna plane <u>right now</u> to Seattle, y'got that...?  All flustered and worried. To talk to the <u>Boeing</u> people.
car and a driver, mr. brean, the westgate, now, please...	Okay, look, who's takin' the press conference today?
we're going to have to explain away the...	They caught him in the closet with a Girlscout.  Side- effects of a pill ain't gone trump that.  You have to keep'em guessing for  Two weeks.  You  don't have to Cure Cancer, Pal, you just have to give them something more interesting than...
it won't even hold the one day, ronnie --	Yes -- It will... Now:  why is the President in China?
all i need is the one day.	It won't even hold the one day, Ronnie --
it won't hold.	All I need is the one day.
you gotta give me a day.  i need a day.  he's sick, get it out <u>now</u>.  get him on the phone'n tell him how sick he is.  we got to get it out before the story breaks, so we aren't quote, responding to it. issue is as a bulletin.  he's got some rare strain of...	It won't hold.
when do we bring'em back?	You gotta give me a day.  I need a day.  He's sick, get it out <u>now</u>.  Get him on the phone'n tell him how sick he is.  We got to get it out before the story breaks, so we aren't quote, responding to it. Issue is as a bulletin.  He's got some rare strain of...
front page.  washington post.  tomorrow.	Well, yeah.  Now.  That's not good.  <u>Okay</u>:  <u>Okay</u>.  We'll set up the War Room <u>Here</u>...
what difference does it make if it's true?  it's a <u>story</u>, and, it <u>breaks</u> they're gonna have to <u>run</u> with it -- how long've we got til it breaks?	Front page.  Washington Post.  Tomorrow.
don't you want to know if it's true?	What difference does it make if it's true?  It's a <u>story</u>, and, it <u>breaks</u> they're gonna have to <u>run</u> with it -- How long've we got til it breaks?
who's got the story?	Don't you want to know if it's true?
we are virtually certain it isn't...	Who's got the story?
three minutes.  it couldn't have been over three minutes, the secret service...	Okay.  And she's alleging...?
when it broke, he said one word:  get me ronnie brean.	Well.  Alright.  What is it?  What's, he, uh...?  He had an Illegal Immigrant, was his Gardener, some years back...?  What's the thing?  You people get ahead, you sure get nervous.
alright.  look here, any of you kids hear in this room:  what you hear here, what you say here, what you <u>do</u> here, f'it got out, you leaked it.  tell'em what they need to know.	When it broke, he said one word:  get me Ronnie Brean.
john levy, staff, and amy cain, press off....	Alright.  Look here, any of you kids hear in this room:  what you hear here, what you say here, what you <u>do</u> here, f'it got out, you leaked it.  Tell'em what they need to know.
who we got here...?	John Levy, Staff, and Amy Cain, Press Off....
any untoward "revelation" regarding, uh...	And I think that the Security of the Country would be best-served by its citizens obeying its laws.  Gemme a Federal Judge, gemme search-warrants, all premises controlled by our friends, and bench-warrants for the two of...
as are we all, and i'd like to take this opportunity to suggest that the security of the country would be ill- served by any, any...any...	Any untoward "revelation" regarding, uh...
and i take this <u>opportunity</u> to suggest that, equally, i admit to <u>nothing</u>, and that i would like my lawyer present.	Guess what?  We show, and N.S.A. confirms, there <u>are</u> no nuclear devices on the Canadian border.  There are no nuclear devices in Albania.  Z'at put us in something of a pickle?  Albania <u>has</u> no nuclear capacity.  Our spy satellites show "no secret terrorist camps" in The Albanian Hinterland.  The F.B.I. and the Border Patrol, And the R.C.M.P. report no repeat no untoward activity along our picturesque Canadian Border.  The Albanian Government is screaming its innocence, the world is listening.  There is no War.
quite touching.	And I take this <u>opportunity</u> to suggest that, equally, I admit to <u>nothing</u>, and that I would like my lawyer present.
i was acting as a private citizen.  nothing that i've done should be construed as reflecting on the orders or intentions of anyone with whom you may have reason to believe i am connected with.  or in whose <u>employ</u>...	Quite touching.
i know who you are, mr. ames.	I was acting as a Private Citizen.  Nothing that I've done should be construed as reflecting on the orders or intentions of anyone with whom you may have reason to believe I am connected with.  Or in whose <u>employ</u>...
i'd like to mention a few <u>names</u>, who...	I know who you are, Mr. Ames.
guess who <u>i</u> am.	I'd like to mention a few <u>names</u>, who...
oh, migod.	Guess who <u>I</u> am.
on the men, in the room, arguing about the illegal alien, schumann in the b.g.	WHERE'S MY FUCKING <u>PIIIILLLLLLL</u>...?
...where is my pill?	ON THE MEN, IN THE ROOM, ARGUING ABOUT THE ILLEGAL ALIEN, SCHUMANN IN THE B.G.
on schumann, who has cone to the back of the counter, and is emptying the cannisters.	Where's my pill...?
"...where's my pill..."	THE GROUP WATCHING TELEVISION.
the plane, in a violent rainstorm, bucking wildly.  ames, on his knees, gathering up the pills, replaces them in the vial, shakes out two, and gives them to schumann.  who takes them.  moss then straps himself back in and brean continues talking on the telephone.	You gonna git me back tomorrow?  Cause they havin <u>beans</u> tomorrow...
young person's apartment, night.	...we will <u>not</u> be swayed, will, will not be <u>swayed</u> from <u>Every</u> effort to find <u>our</u> Old Shoe, our...
the president, holding the photograph	Dashes and Dots.  And those dots spell out a message in the Morse Code. And that message is, "Courage, Mom..."  And he got the message through. "Courage.  Mom..."  Well, to the Family of William A. Schumann, to the Men and Women of Unit 303, to my fellow citizens <u>I</u> say "courage."  I have informed the Albanian government, and I inform <u>you</u>, that we will not rest until the safe return of Sergeant Schwn&nn.  I'm told his unit mates gave him the nickname, "Old Shoe."  Ladies and Gentleman, we will not <u>treat</u> him like an Old Shoe, we...
on liz, as she walks through the h.q., on a board we see "days till election 6" and % in favor 82%.  a huge tv shows the president.	And I can only say, to those family members, <u>of</u> group 303, which members are, I know, as I speak, gathering to comfort you, the parents of the missing man, I can only say,
...member of the group, was left behind what were, then, enemy lines.	ON LIZ, AS SHE WALKS THROUGH THE H.Q., ON A BOARD WE SEE "DAYS TILL ELECTION 6" AND % IN FAVOR 82%.  A HUGE TV SHOWS THE PRESIDENT.
on the presscorp, the reporters, listening widemouthed, to the president's speech.	It falls to me to <u>reveal</u> to you a <u>secret</u>.  To reveal the existence of a secret group of warriors. Men, yes, and <u>women</u>, trained and pledged their <u>strength</u>, their <u>skills</u>, and, if called upon, their <u>lives</u>, in the service of their fellow Americans. A group so secret, its very existence has been known to just a few, and known not by a Name, but by a Designation Number, Three-Oh-Three...
cain looks down at her script.  shrugs, and looks up.	ON THE PRESSCORP, THE REPORTERS, LISTENING WIDEMOUTHED, TO THE PRESIDENT'S SPEECH.
but that group has been, in the main, subdued.  now: how did we come by this information?  and.  who subdued that group?	CAIN LOOKS DOWN AT HER SCRIPT.  SHRUGS, AND LOOKS UP.
from whence did it come?  our information states it came from a small group of armed, dissidents.  of armed and violent dissidents...	ON CAIN, AS SHE LOOKS AROUND.
as we look up, we see the president biting his lip, and continuing with the speech.	From whence did it come?  Our information states it came from a small group of armed, dissidents.  Of Armed and Violent Dissidents...
cain, mouthing along, with the speech, she looks down, and we see written, on her copy. of his making	AS WE LOOK UP, WE SEE THE PRESIDENT BITING HIS LIP, AND CONTINUING WITH THE SPEECH.
the threat of nuc1ear terrorism has been quelled.  we are in <u>contaot</u> with the albanian premier, who assures me, and this government <u>credits</u> his assurances, that his country does not wish us ill, and <u>has</u> not.  that the threat which we perceived was not of his wish, or of his making.	CAIN, MOUTHING ALONG, WITH THE SPEECH, SHE LOOKS DOWN, AND WE SEE WRITTEN, ON HER COPY. of his making
on the gas station owner, who has retreated to his counter and produces a shotgun, and starts to load it.	Shoe, boy...?  You know, you were telling me you wanted Beans?  Remember, you were concerned about the Beans...?
on moss, as he walks the groggy schumann toward the gas station.	...how ya feeling, boy?
on brean and moss, who walk schumann across the highway. in the b.g. we see ames talking to the driver of the harvester, who is a small, hispanic man.	..."down safely," crew perished in the Crash....
this is nothing. ...piece of cake.  y'know, producing is being a samurai warrior.  they pay you, day in, day out, for years, so that, one day, when <u>called</u> upon, you can respond, your training at its peak, and save the day.	BREAN, SHAKING HIS HEAD.  IN THE B.G., MOSS, DRINKING. THE TV COMES TO LIFE.
the crowds at andrew's airkorce base, the "old shoe" banners, the "courage, mom," banners.  the still band.  a shot of the bandmaster, surreptitiously, glancing at his watch.	How's our friend?  What is he, "dead?"
but, you know, <u>this</u> is the meeting, ron?  you think about it.  <u>this</u> is the meeting.  this, here.  schumann and us.  king kong and the trainers...this's it... what are you working on?	ON BREAN, WHO IS DOODLING.
over a sleeping brean, stretched out on a poolchair, grace, the secretary, comes out on to the pool area, holding the shot of a small, foreign looking child, in front of a pile of rubble. she shows it to moss.	...we own it?
where is he?	Out in Oklahoma.
schumann. we're gonna go pick him up tonight.	Where is he?
hello...?	Yeah, I need a list, people in Military Special Pro...
well, let's not be too sure, why is that?	The President is going to declare War against Albania in a half an hour.
we're locked into albania.	Well, let's not be too sure, why is that?
does it <u>have</u> to be albania?  because, lookit:  i can get my hands on a lot of walking-around-cash, i think, if it's <u>italy</u>...look at the tie-in here:  <u>the</u> <u>boot</u>, "givvem the <u>boot</u>,"... if we were to go wide with a <u>shoe</u> as the fad.  a "shoe-fad"...  here's what it offers us...	We're locked into Albania.
would somebody wake me in five minutes?	Does it <u>have</u> to be Albania?  Because, lookit:  I can get my hands on a lot of walking-around-cash, I think, if it's <u>Italy</u>...Look at the tie-in here:  <u>The</u> <u>Boot</u>, "Givvem the <u>Boot</u>,"... If we were to go Wide with a <u>shoe</u> as the fad.  A "Shoe-fad"...  Here's what it offers us...
i gotta get something, i gotta get ...shoes?  ties? hats...?  good.  good.	...what is this?
whaddaya think?	Six to five and pick'em...you wanna <u>chance</u> it...
heavy weather east of here.	Whaddaya think?
captain...  you wanna take'er up...?	Heavy weather East of here.
we're due at andrews.	Well, I wouldn't go up in it, lest I had to...
well, c'n we get him back home?	Could if we had to.  Rather not.  Rough weather.
i have.	Well, I have, too.  Would you do it <u>again</u>...?  In't that why you're here?  I guess <u>so</u>.  N'if you go to war again, who is it going to be against?  Your "ability to fight a Two-ocean War" against who?  Sweden and <u>Togo</u>? Who you sitting here to Go To War Against?  That time has <u>passed</u>.  It's <u>passed</u>.  It's <u>over</u>.  The War of the Future is <u>Nuclear Terrorism</u>.  It is and it will be against a Small Group of Dissidents who, unbeknownst, perhaps, to their own <u>governments</u>, have blah blah blah. And to go to <u>that</u> war, you've got to be <u>prepared</u>.  You have to be alert, and the <u>public</u> has to be alert. Cause that is the war of the <u>future</u>, and if you're not gearing up, to fight <u>that</u> war, <u>eventually</u> the axe will fall.  N'you're gonna be out in the street.  And you can call this a "drill," or you can call it "job security," or you can call it anything you like. But I got one for you:  you said, "Go to War to protect your Way of Life,"  well, Chuck, <u>this</u>  is your way of life.  Innit?  And if there ain't no war, you can punch out, go home, and take up Oil Painting.  And there <u>ain't</u> no war but ours.
would you go to war to do that?	I have.
to preserve their way of life.	Would you go to War to do that?
why do they go to war?	To preserve their Way of Life.
i'll play your silly game.	Why do they go to War?
why do people go to war?	I'll play your silly game.
why do people go to war?	Why do people go to war?
ask it.	Why do people go to war?
i have a question for you.	Ask it.
what's on your mind?	I have a question for you.
well, i'm sure that speaks very well of you and for your parents.  but if forced to choose between the security of the country and the security of your job, which would you pick.  and, while you hesitate, permit me to suggest that they are one and the same.  your country and your job.	I'm <u>doing</u> my job, Mr. Brean.  That's what you see me doing here.  What <u>is</u> it you thought <u>you</u> were doing?
what <u>are</u> you interested in?	I'm interested in the Security of My Country, Mr. Brean.
well, i'm not interested in how long its "got to hold for."	What <u>are</u> you interested in?
s'only got to hold for another few days.	Well, I'm not interested in how long its "got to hold for."
s'all very well, but when the fit hits the shan, somebody's going to have to stay after school, and who do you 'spose that might be.	S'only got to hold for another few days.
nobody whose name you want me to say, mr. young, i promise you.	S'all very well, but when the Fit hits the Shan, somebody's going to have to Stay After School, and who do you 'spose that might be.
who're you working for?	Nobody whose name you want me to say, Mr. Young, I promise you.
my name is ronald brean.	Who're you working for?
n'who might <u>you</u> be, when all's said and done?	My name is Ronald Brean.
course there's a war.  i'm watching it on television.	N'who might <u>you</u> be, when all's said and done?
dartmouth	Then show a little spunk.  There <u>Is</u> no B-2 Bomber, General Scott, the best of your knowledge, is not in Seattle to talk with Boeing...
where'd you go to school, kid.  wellesly?	Dartmouth
but there isn't a b-2 bomber.	Where'd you go to school, Kid.  Wellesly?
is there a press conference today?	What do <u>you</u> think?  What I need from you:  I need a base of operations.  Some place in the District.  I need some clean <u>money</u> ...
what's more interesting than boffing the girlscout?	Well, that's what we're <u>doing</u> here...
earn your money.  ...he's ill, the plane is sick...	...Good...
...yes.	Earn your money.  ...He's ill, the Plane is sick...
...you the press office?	...Yes.
...why?	...you the Press Office?
this ain't the illegal immigrant nanny.	There was a group of Girlscouts here from Indiana last month.  One of them expressed an interest in a Frederick Remington bust.  The president took her into the oval Office, for a period...
it can be documented that he displayed the...	This ain't the illegal immigrant Nanny.
how much...?	And, to hold it together, I need two days.  There <u>is</u> no B-2 Bomber:  here's what you do ahout that:  whoever is leaking stuff to that geek at the Post, lets it slip, "Geez, I hope this doesn't screw up the B-2 Program..." "What B-2 Program, and why should it screw it up?"  "If the president moves to deploy the B-2 before it is fully tested."  "Deploy the B-2, <u>Why</u>?"  "In the Crisis."
there <u>is</u> no b-2 bomber,	That's what I'm telling you.  The two things:  the two things:  Rare strain of flu, No Cause to Be Alarmed.  And the B-2 Bomber...  Clear me a space.  Get me a copy, go rob one, get it off the computer, Wash Post, N.Y. <u>TIMES</u>,
you're goddamn right.  and it's got nothing to do with the b-2 bomber.	There <u>is</u> no B-2 Bomber,
trade re1ations.	You're goddamn right.  And it's got nothing to do with the B-2 Bomber.
touchdown, andrews, fourteen hundred, today.	Alright, now, here:  he stays on the ground in China til Tomorrow.
when's he coming back...?	Touchdown, Andrews, fourteen hundred, today.
china.	When's he coming back...?
but you always knew you couldn't <u>take</u> the credit....	That's <u>one</u> thing, but I'm not gonna let two dickheads from <u>Filmschool</u> take it... are you <u>Nuts</u>?  Are you <u>Nuts</u>?
<u>money</u>?  you think i did this for money...?  i did this for <u>credit</u>.  <u>credit</u>, paalll...	But you always knew you couldn't <u>take</u> the credit....
no, the deal <u>isn't</u> changed.  the deal <u>isn't</u> changed. you can't ... what is it?  money?  <u>money</u>?  you want money?	<u>Money</u>?  You think I did this for money...?  I did this for <u>Credit</u>.  <u>Credit</u>, paalll...
deal's changed.	No, the deal <u>isn't</u> changed.  The Deal <u>isn't</u> changed. You can't ... what is it?  Money?  <u>Money</u>?  You want Money?
stanley.  stanley... you knew the... stanley.  you knew the deal when you signed <u>on</u>.	Deal's changed.
watch me.	Stanley.  Stanley... you knew the... Stanley.  You knew the deal when you signed <u>on</u>.
no, i don't think you can <u>do</u> that, stanley...	Watch me.
watch me.	No, I don't think you can <u>do</u> that, Stanley...
no, i don't think you can <u>do</u> that.	Watch me.
i'm looking for a phone...	No, I don't think you can <u>do</u> that.
what're you doing?	I'm looking for a phone...
a proud tradition.	Prouder of this, than anything I ever did in my life. I want to thank you, Ron.  Want to thank you.
show must go on.	A proud tradition.
no.  you're right.	Show Must Go On.
you see?  what's the lesson here?  <u>never</u> give up. <u>never</u> give up.	No.  You're right.
...one more day.	Naw, naw, we own the airways...
hell of a show.  hell of a job, stan.	...one more day.
they'll be here in ten minutes.	Get on the phone, have'em fly in a ...whaddaya need to be a citizen?  A Judge?  Whaddaya need?  A Judge...? Call in a <u>Judge</u>, call in a Federal <u>Judge</u>, and...  If you're concerned about him, being an ..."immigrant." Make him a <u>citizen</u>... Eh?  <u>Guys</u> ... what's all this <u>mopery</u>, we...
pals:  get on the <u>phone</u>... r'they flying it?	They'll be here in ten minutes.
...but...	You got a dime....?
no, i'm fine... i got it together....	...but...
"...unsure whether or not enemy action..."	No, I'm fine... I got it together....
no, i'm on top of it...	"...unsure whether or not Enemy Action..."
what he went through in <u>albania</u>...	He's doped to the <u>Gills</u> ...
he raped a <u>nun</u>...	What he went through in <u>Albania</u>...
you would be, two, if you'd gone through what he went through.	He raped a <u>Nun</u>...
some'b'y'll have you killed.	Ha ha.  No, no, not <u>now</u>, not <u>now</u>, of course, But Someday... when they tell <u>this</u> story...
why not?	Some'b'y'll have you killed.
you can't tell this story.	Why not?
he's supposed to be flying in from europe.	We'll deal with that when we come to it.  <u>This</u> is producing.  <u>This</u> is what they pay off on...come on, Pal, Boots and Saddles...
finish strong!  are you <u>nuts</u>?  are you nuts?  this's pennies from <u>heaven</u>... on his triumphal return home, old shoe, his plane forced down...and yet...	He's supposed to be flying in from Europe.
i'm tired.	Finish Strong!  Are you <u>nuts</u>?  Are you nuts?  This's Pennies from <u>Heaven</u>... on his triumphal return home, Old Shoe, his Plane Forced Down...AND YET...
we have no home.  we're vagrants.  n'each man's hand's against us.  we killed old shoe...  we killed the schuster...spend our life in a packingcrate...where are you <u>going</u>...?	Come on, Pal, come on Willie, come on, Old Shoe...
we're going home.  we're going home together...	We have no home.  We're vagrants.  N'each man's hand's against us.  We killed Old Shoe...  We killed the Schuster...spend our life in a packingcrate...Where are you <u>going</u>...?
uh huh...why?	We're going home.  We're going home together...
get on your feet, boy.	Uh huh...why?
y'know what else bothers me?  "shh lil baby, don' saya word, papa's gon buy you a mocking bird..."  the baby don'say a word, what the fuck is the motherfucking mocking bird gone say?  you follow me...?	Get on your feet, boy.
no, i didn't think so.	Leav't alone.  Wha'd television ever do to you?  Ate your <u>life</u>, ruin'd your <u>Culture</u>, but...
wake up.	Is he dead?
what the hell do <u>we</u> care?	Eh?  I'm like the Rest of America.  I don't <u>care</u> -- I'm just <u>addicted to it</u>...
i think we were experiencing a little technical difficulty.	How's our friend?
...what happened...?	I think we were experiencing a Little Technical Difficulty.
mmm.	What <u>kind</u> of stuff?  Hello...?
an anti-psychotic...	It's an anti-psychotic, the num...  the number...hello...hello...
yeah, well, perhaps...  speaking of which:  i have a <u>prescription</u> here, i'm going to give you the <u>number</u>, i need you standing by with a <u>crate</u> of the stuff.... it's ... what is it?	An anti-psychotic...
he's going to be fine, aren't you boy...?	Yeah, well, perhaps...  Speaking of which:  I have a <u>prescription</u> here, I'm going to give you the <u>number</u>, I need you standing by with a <u>crate</u> of the stuff.... it's ... what is it?
cause i don't think <u>this</u> dog is gonna hunt....	He's going to be fine, aren't you boy...?
just....do what i ...look:  get me a ...hello...? hel...?  i'm going to need an <u>ambulance</u>, we take him, the last moment, right from the pl...no, <u>we</u> land, we puttem <u>in</u> the ambulance.  air force jet lands, we take somebody <u>else</u> off <u>that</u> jet...what the fuck do <u>i</u> care? somebody in a hospital gown.  and we need a ......hello?  hello...?	Cause I don't think <u>this</u> dog is gonna hunt....
he's fine, as long as he gets his medication.	Speaking of that...  We're gonna need a whole lot <u>more</u> of this....
a slight, a slight, well, no, we're gonna <u>deal</u> with it, we just, i need a little readjustment...we need to re<u>think</u>...	Yes, William, Uh, we have this <u>thing</u> we're doing...
i think we asked for "special programs" and they gave us "special prisons."	Yeah, well -- it's only one word difference.
they insist they wanna go with meeting him at the airport.  i told'em they're wrong, i can't convince'em. they're concerned that the last kid had the <u>wheat</u>. variations include, the kid is a <u>boy</u>, the kid is <u>twins</u>, it's a little <u>dog</u> ... they rub meat on schumann's cuff, the dog runs to him...	Uh...
i thought they weren't meeting him at the airport...	They insist they wanna go with meeting him at the airport.  I told'em they're wrong, I can't convince'em. They're concerned that the last kid had the <u>Wheat</u>. Variations include, the kid is a <u>boy</u>, the kid is <u>twins</u>, it's a little <u>dog</u> ... they rub meat on Schumann's cuff, the dog runs to him...
...a masterpiece...	...givem what they want...But...
bigger than that.  for want of a nail a <u>kingdom</u> was lost...	You've <u>got</u> something, there...
they should be.  most valuable animal since sea biscuit.  <u>isn't</u> he...	Bigger than that.  For want of a nail a <u>Kingdom</u> was lost...
...the albanian campaign.  and we won't even be a footnote...	We <u>were</u> the Albanian campaign, John -- <u>We Were There</u>.
the albanian campaign.	...the Albanian Campaign.  This... this is history...
of what?	The Albanian Campaign.
medal.  medal and ribbon.	Of what?
getting off on the inaugural?  gonna go...	Might, if I was asked...
i got it in the inaugural.  "thank you for voting for me, but, <u>as</u> importantly:  thank you for <u>voting</u>...	Getting off on the inaugural?  Gonna go...
we pick up schumann.  sneak him back inside the beltway. and we plan his homecoming.  zt's gone be neil armstrong, dr. livingston, and <u>lindy</u>...they're gonna forget, they're gonna forget, they're gonna forget that there <u>is</u> an election...the pres's gonna have to say, one of his speeches, "don't forget to vote..."	I got it in the inaugural.  "Thank you for voting for me, but, <u>as</u> importantly:  Thank you for <u>voting</u>...
what am <u>i</u> gonna do?  i'm gonna "fade away."  what are you gonna do?	Well, I'll be damned if I <u>know</u> ... you know... doing this <u>thing</u> ...  You know what the worst word is, in the English Language?  It's retirement."  What the <u>hell</u> was I thinking of?  Hell, I used to...
whattaya gonna do when this is all over?	What am <u>I</u> gonna do?  I'm gonna "Fade Away."  What are you gonna do?
ain't <u>that</u> the truth.	Whattaya gonna do when this is all over?
hey, lcokit:  <u>any</u> business...	Ain't <u>that</u> the truth.
guy says he'll respect her tomorrow, he <u>might</u>, but why take a chance?  hold out til after you're married. that's... that's.... looky, we're offering'em schumann, make em <u>vote</u> for hhhh.... psychologically, they will understand that that's the bargain.  make them pay for him.  make... that's right, the price is their vote. now, we bring him home, the president announces he is flying <u>home</u>, he's <u>here</u>, he's <u>there</u>... f'there the election, ta da, here he is.  have him say it like i wrote it, it'll be fine. thanks.  labor, five bucks an hour.  if you <u>watch</u>, <u>ten</u> bucks an hour.  if you <u>help</u> ... if you <u>help</u>, a <u>hundred</u> bucks an hour.	Hey, lcokit:  <u>any</u> business...
hell, yes, we're, we're on our way to get him now.  no. lookit:  it's like a girl with her virginity, y'understand...	Guy says he'll respect her tomorrow, he <u>might</u>, but why take a chance?  Hold out til after you're married. That's... that's.... looky, we're offering'em Schumann, make em <u>vote</u> for hhhh.... psychologically, they will understand that that's the bargain.  Make them pay for him.  Make... that's right, the price is their vote. Now, we bring him home, the President announces he is flying <u>home</u>, he's <u>here</u>, he's <u>there</u>... f'there the election, TA DA, here he is.  Have him say it like I wrote it, It'll be fine. Thanks.  Labor, five bucks an hour.  If you <u>watch</u>, <u>ten</u> bucks an hour.  If you <u>help</u> ... if you <u>help</u>, a <u>hundred</u> bucks an hour.
big mistake.	Hell, yes, we're, we're on our way to get him now.  No. Lookit:  it's like a girl with her virginity, y'understand...
yeah, we'll gettem in their cars.  i'm slowing down...  no, no.  look, lookit:  i think it's a mistake, well, i'll <u>tell</u> you why:  you got'em by the balls, <u>squeeze</u>.  because schumann's the shark.  he's ...<u>jaws</u>.  you have to <u>tease</u>'em... you don't puttem in the first reel of the movie...  bring'em back <u>slow</u>, the president...  no, no, put him on.  put him on.  president wants to reveal scbumann before the election.	Big mistake.
...we'll gettim in their cars.	Yeah, we'll gettem in their cars.  I'm slowing down...  No, no.  Look, lookit:  I think it's a mistake, well, I'll <u>tell</u> you why:  you got'em by the balls, <u>Squeeze</u>.  Because Schumann's the Shark.  He's ...<u>Jaws</u>.  You have to <u>tease</u>'em... You don't puttem in the first reel of the movie...  Bring'em back <u>slow</u>, the President...  No, no, put him on.  Put him on.  President wants to reveal Scbumann before the election.
against...who could be aggressor....help me out here...units of 303, the defense department confirms, early this morning, albanian time, stormed a mountain hideaway, near the city of -- help me out here -- and freed a tired, but happy william schumann, suffering no casualties.  his condition is reported as guarded, and his route to the us has not been disclosed, but a high white house source confirms he is expected in washington tomorrow morning...no, that's for the wire service.  moss's working on big bird's inaugural.  nine a.m...?  nine?  miss the commuters, but...	...we'll gettim in their cars.
hell of a ride, stanley...	...<u>isn't</u> it?  Hey, what-the-hey ... it's all part of the bittersweet...
i've come to feel it's my thing.  you know, you take a job... you take a job, and, many times, it's <u>just</u> a job.  and then...	Hell of a Ride, Stanley...
hey, lemme close out the thing in style.	I've come to feel It's my thing.  You know, you take a job... You take a job, and, many times, it's <u>just</u> a job.  And then...
inaugural speech, press corp's gonna be jealous of giving up that one...	Hey, lemme close out the thing in style.
yes, but there wasn't a war.	All the greater accomplishment.
well, yes, but the guy <u>did</u> bring peace.	Yes, but there wasn't a War.
if they can give kissenger the peace prize, i wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find i'd won the preakness.	Well, yes, but the guy <u>did</u> bring Peace.
...that's right.	If they can give Kissenger the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find I'd won the Preakness.
just for the symmetry of the thing...?	...that's right.
yes, but i, well, <u>you</u> know...	Just for the Symmetry of the thing...?
hey, our job ends at the finish line.	Yes, but I, well, <u>you</u> know...
s'only when you fuck up, everything gets full of shit.  do you think we could line him up for the peace prize?	Hey, our job ends at the Finish Line.
mmm.	S'only when you fuck up, everything gets full of shit.  Do you think we could line him up for the Peace Prize?
you do your job right, nobody should notice.	Mmm.
mmm...	You do your job right, nobody should notice.
not bad for government work.  having a good time.	Haven't had so much fun since Live TV.
what?	What do you mean he won't do it?  He won't do <u>what</u>?  He won't do the sp...  It's what?  It's <u>corny</u>?  <u>Corny</u>?  Is that the word?  Of <u>course</u> it's corny.  We wouldn't have him <u>say</u> the flippin' thing it wasn't corny.  Put... listen, it's not a question, we're locked <u>in</u> to this speech.  NO We're, Are You Listening?  LOCKED IN.  We're, we're playing way <u>past</u> it, we're <u>past</u> it -- it's the set-up for...he has <u>got</u> to say the speech.  Tell Ames to meet me at the West Gate in...
my prop guy, had a guy out here.	Get it in the stacks at the Library of Congress, Now.  Who's seeing the guy at C.B.S.?
what's the thing with morse code...	Oh, you're gonna love this:
they got him standing by.	What's the thing with Morse Code...
...we get our hands on him?	They got him standing by.
some, military... special program, oklahoma somewhere...	...we get our hands on him?
where is he now?	Some, military... Special Program, Oklahoma somewhere...
oh, he's gonna be aces.	Where is he now?
...this the guy.	Oh, he's gonna be Aces.
in the folk music section.	In the Folk Music Section.  We'll be in in...
it's not too <u>clean</u>...	No, it's...  I'll, yes, I'm holding, but...  No, it's ...
i think it's fine?	It's not too <u>clean</u>...
he can't respond to the allegations.  i don't care <u>how</u> many girlscouts are picketing the ... look, look, look, we're coming home with <u>gold</u>.  eh? tell him to hold firm for <u>two hours</u>... coming home with gold.	Did we ever use those costumes for the Border Patrol? Those guys in the Leopard-Skin <u>Hats</u>?  Here's my idea....
yeah...?	"Good Old Shoe -- "  We put him in a sweater.
...we put your guy in a <u>sweater</u>...	Yeah...?
what're you gonna do with morse code?	...we put your Guy in a <u>sweater</u>...
i saw it on tv.	The war ain't over til I <u>say</u> it's over.  This is <u>my</u> picture.  You think you're in a <u>spot</u>?  You think this is a tight spot?  Try making the Hunchback of Notre Dame when your three lead actors <u>die</u>, two weeks from the end of Principal Photography.  This is... this is... this is just...  Act One:  THE WAR. Act <u>Two</u> ... the... uh...
the war ain't over.	I saw it on TV.
what?	The War is Over.  Senator Nole just ended the War.
at the airport?  cause we decided at the airport he hugs the fat, wet albanian broad, we...	No, no, no, no, no <u>after</u> the airport.
president's speech.	At the Airport?  Cause we decided at the Airport he hugs the fat, wet Albanian Broad, we...
what is it?	President's speech.
three-o-three...	The men and women of Detachment Three-O-Three, with their...
king, king, i got a thing here, a product placement, gonna have a bigger back-end than hattie mcdaniel. now:	I gotta protect the Canadian Horder,
"back end" ... count on it.	Lots n lotsa cash.  Stay on for Gracie, she'll get you a ticket
...there gonna be any money in this thing?	"Back End" ... count on it.
w...what?	...there gonna be any money in this thing?
ten days.  there going to be any back end in this thing?	W...what?
well, you could <u>have</u> one, but it'd be a very ineffective war...  we're <u>done</u> in 10 days...	Ten Days.  There going to be any Back End in this thing?
no, king, i need you here <u>yesterday</u>...  how long do i need him for?	Well, you could <u>have</u> one, but it'd be a very ineffective war...  We're <u>done</u> in 10 days...
you can't have a war without an enemy.	No, King, I need you here <u>yesterday</u>...  How long do I need him for?
...it's a teaser!	It's a teaser, absolutely right,
we've just got to hold their interest for ten more days, till the election.	...it's a Teaser!
and get me the fad king.  no.  get him first...  we don't need an act two?	We've just got to hold their interest for ten more days, till the Election.
we don't need an act two.	And get me the Fad King.  No.  Get him First...  We don't need an Act Two?
act two:  and then, act two...	We don't need an Act Two.
...who is this guy...?	Act Two:  and then, Act Two...
"freedom."	Why would they want that?
what do we have that they want?	"Freedom."
i'm sure they do.	What do we have that they want?
they got to have something that we want.	I'm sure they do.
because.	They got to have something that we want.
...yoha, yoha... yoha.  <i>why</i> albania?	Because.
it's miss america, n'you're bert parks.	...Yoha, Yoha... Yoha.  <i>Why</i> Albania?
"the country is at war."	It's Miss America, N'you're Bert Parks.
...that's what it is.	"The Country Is At War."
hey, i know that, hey, i'm <u>kidding</u>...  "it's a pageant"	...that's what it is.
well, no, well, you couldn't <u>tell</u> any...	Hey, I know that, hey, I'm <u>kidding</u>...  "It's a pageant"
hell, i'd just do it for the <u>hell</u> of having <u>done</u> it, for a story to tell...	Well, no, well, you couldn't <u>tell</u> any...
and <u>if</u> you never won an oscar, how'd you like an ambassadorship...	Hell, I'd just do it for the <u>hell</u> of having <u>done</u> it, for a story to tell...
you know, you're a <u>writer</u>, that's your script.  you're a <u>director</u>...  but if you're the <u>producer</u> ... what did you do?  what did you do?  all you've got is the <u>credit</u>...  some plaque on the wall...	And <u>if</u> you never won an Oscar, How'd you like an ambassadorship...
yes.  indeed i did.	You know, you're a <u>writer</u>, that's your script.  You're a <u>director</u>...  But if you're the <u>producer</u> ... what did you do?  What did you do?  All you've got is the <u>credit</u>...  Some plaque on the wall...
n'it's a crying shame.  but you <u>staged</u> the oscars...	Yes.  Indeed I did.
i never won an oscar.	N'it's a crying shame.  But you <u>staged</u> the Oscars...
it's not "war."  it is a <u>pageant</u>.  it's a <u>pageant</u>... like the oscars... why we came to <u>you</u>...	I never won an Oscar.
...going to war...	It's not "war."  It is a <u>Pageant</u>.  It's a <u>Pageant</u>... Like the Oscars... why we came to <u>you</u>...
how the fuck do <u>we</u> know.  you take my point?	...going to War...
is that true?	How the fuck do <u>we</u> know.  You take my point?
"they got to know?"  <u>stan</u>...?  get with it.  who killed kennedy...?  i read the first draft of the warren report, said he was killed by a drunk <u>driver</u>.  you watched the gulf war.  what did you see?  day after day, the one "smart bomb" falling into a building. the <u>truth</u>, i was in the building when they <u>shot</u> that shot, they shot it in a studio, falls church virginia, 1/10th scale model of a building.	Is that true?
the...	"They Got To Know?"  <u>Stan</u>...?  Get with it.  Who Killed Kennedy...?  I read the first draft of the Warren Report, said he was killed by a Drunk <u>Driver</u>.  You watched the Gulf War.  What did you see?  Day after day, the one "Smart Bomb" falling into a building. The <u>truth</u>, I was in the building when they <u>shot</u> that shot, they shot it in a studio, Falls Church Virginia, 1/10th scale model of a building.
who?	The...
why albania?	Why not?
it's like being a producer, mr. moss.  the things in trouble.  somebody's got to wade in, save the thing.  you get the actors get up there, and strut and <u>posture</u>.  but somebody, knows what's what, got to jump in and save the thing.	Why Albania?
...uh ... no, that's...	We remember the slogans, we can't even remember the fucking <u>wars</u>.  Y'know why.  Cause it's <u>show business</u>. That's why I'm here.  Naked girl, covered in Napalm. Five marines Raising the Flag, Mount Suribachi. Churchill, V for Victory, Y'remember the Picture, fifty years from now, they'll have forgotten  the war.  Gulf War?  Smart Bomb, falling through the roof.  2500 missions a day, 100 days, <u>One Shot</u> of One Bomb.  The American people bought that war. M'I getting through to you?  War in the Balkans, don't mean nothing, till some G.I. flyer, went down, Eating Snakes for Ten days. N'then It's show business, Mister Moss.  That's why I'm here.
tippecanoe and tyler, too!	...uh ... No, that's...
that's from the ... it's got to be from the...	Tippecanoe and Tyler, Too!
remember the maine...	That's from the ... it's got to be from the...
uh, it's a slogan.  from, uh...	Remember the Maine...
here's the short course:  fifty-four, forty or fight. what does <u>that</u> mean?	Uh, it's a slogan.  From, uh...
i'm gonna <u>tell</u> you why...	Here's the Short Course:  Fifty-Four, Forty or Fight. What does <u>that</u> mean?
i'm a jew in show business.  why come to me?	I'm gonna <u>tell</u> you why...
uh, <u>nothing</u>, oh, <u>nothing</u> ... uh... a <u>war</u>, uh...  you're kidding.	I'm a Jew in Show Business.  Why come to me?
what do you think would hold it off?	Uh, <u>nothing</u>, oh, <u>nothing</u> ... uh... a <u>War</u>, uh...  You're kidding.
how you going to stretch it?  this won't hold for eleven days.  guy fucked a twelve- year-old...whadday're gonna do to hold that off?	What do you think would hold it off?
string a few together.  all i need's eleven,	How you going to stretch it?  This won't hold for eleven days.  Guy fucked a twelve- year-old...whadday're gonna do to hold that off?
what do you want the kid to say?	Have him say, 'I know we're all concerned for the President, there will he an update at 5:45.'
if we can hold the break-in-the-dam for ten days, til the election, we...	Yeah, hut you can't hold the dam.  How the hell, n'nu'n', I don't get what you want <u>me</u> to ...
...holding action.  they're going to tear this guy to <u>shreds</u>.	If we can hold the break-in-the-dam for ten days, til the election, we...
what one has to do, mr. moss.  is to fight a holding action.	...holding action.  THEY'RE GOING TO TEAR THIS GUY TO <u>Shreds</u>.
i'm here, mr. moss, because you've shown yourself a great supporter of the party.	Party's gonna need more than a couple bucks now.
and you're here <u>why</u>...?	I'm here, Mr. Moss, because you've shown yourself a great supporter of the Party.
do i know you?	We have some mutual friends in Washington.
it's got to sound like an <u>acetate</u> recording, 1930.	Hold it a minute, Benny, we're going to tweak it a bit.  This may take a while.
let's take the bridge from <u>nine</u>, and the intro from <u>one</u>, and...	It's got to sound like an <u>acetate</u> recording, 1930.
it's too clean.	Let's take the bridge from <u>nine</u>, and the intro from <u>one</u>, and...
hold it a minute, benny, willya?	It's too clean.
william schuman.  old shoe.  u.s. army.  serial number, 21-31-2841-262.	Take ten.
don't tune it too good.	Leave it flat, will you, Ben?
see y'at the finish line.	Tell'em to fly the Inaugural Speech past me.
going to make a little stop back home, pick up my shirts, show him a little treat.	See y'at the Finish Line.
he ain't seen <u>nothin'</u> yet.	When do you bring'em back?  Schumann.
all part of the service we render.	He ain't seen <u>nothin'</u> yet.
...what do you got?	Military Special Programs... <u>Programs</u>... No, I am not Shouting at you, I'm... I'm sorry.  Anyone named <u>Shoe</u> Schumann?  <u>Schuster</u>... uh
it's like those japanese in the caves on okinawa... didn't believe the war was over.	You got a guy, doesn't believe the War is... NO NO NO. An American Serviceman... A brave American Serviceman, is Left <u>Behind</u> ...  He is Left Behind.  He is discarded like an Old Shoe...  Gemme the Pentagon.  List of people in all Military Special Programs.... Left behind.  Like the Old Shoe... Johnny: "Good Old Shoe"...
we got the guy, we got the guy, we got the guy!	The Canada Thing was a shuck.  A <u>shuck</u> -- wasted a day. What can you do with Canada?  Bears, mapleleafs, "sugar -on-Snow."  Lays there on the plate like a lox.
bunny:  i had an idea:  a slinky, that falls <u>up</u>...  naa, we can figure that <u>out</u>.  what i'm wondering:  what do we <u>call</u> it...  you got my number...	Why are they ...
i go with this here...	Too Texan.  Go with the stick.  Thanks.  <u>What</u>...? ...does it have to be <u>Albania</u>...We're locked into Albania...why?
...what is this?	I go with this here...
headshots.  girls to play the girl in our footage.  i like the sorrowful one.  anybody else....?	...what is this?
...what am i <u>doing</u>?  do you see me working...?  here's what you want to do, you want to come out of the box, an item, someone 'ready <u>has</u>, but <u>then</u> you sell it to'em.  torn <u>jeans</u>, uh ... faded levi jackets, uh... uh...	Where are we on the Image?  Grace?  <u>Grace</u>...
keep talking....	What guards Us Against Canada...?
look, look, look, look, canada, okay...?  our neighbor to the north, alla sudden, transformed, into that place, where, like the north wind, <u>terror</u> comes...	Keep Talking....
british regiments drape their drums in leopard skins.	Thank God this is America.
...i meant the leopard skin...	British Regiments drape their drums in Leopard Skins.
well, <u>that</u> ain't very butch, is it?	It's a <u>beret</u>...
black...	Leopard Skin...
shoes, hats....	The special hats of the Special Anti-terrorist detachment of the Border Patrol.
we had davy crockett hats... they made a fortune.	We had Davy Crockett hats, but you could <u>crush</u>'em ... you could <u>crush</u>'em, see, when you felt stupid. Crush'em, put em in your Pocket.  You can't put a Mountie hat in your...
they look stupid.	We had Davy Crockett hats... They made a fortune.
uh...uh... mounties.  the mounties guard the border. uh... those mountie hats.	They look stupid.
why can't it be a ribbon?	It can't be a ribbon cause AIDS had a ribbon, cause the Yellow Ribbon thing had a ribbon, cause...
yes.	Fine.  Good.
you like it?	Yes.
better.	You like it?
do it later...  okay,  now, "the little girl," who is she, what is she doing?  she is....she's ...okay, okay, it's an albanian village... she is the victim of, she has been <u>relocated</u>, to, to, for the <u>terrorists</u>, the government labs...the, the... a <u>staging</u> area for their atomic workshop.  they're torturing her family, because they have connections in canada, which would permit the terrorists access to the american border.	Better.
i didn't ask for a dog.	...the pet wrangler suggested it..he's also got a...
can we give'er a <u>kitten</u>?	No problem.  Here's the...
we-are-mobilizing-to-defend-<u>her</u>.	Can we give'er a <u>kitten</u>?
and what?  what?  she was driven from her home, by albanian terrorists.  it is her we are mobilizing to defend... it is "she"?	We-are-mobilizing-to-defend-<u>her</u>.
public domain.	And what?  What?  She was Driven From Her Home, by Albanian Terrorists.  It is her we are mobilizing to defend... it is "she"?
isn't johnny green in the...	No, he's back in Nashville.
...the suitcase bomb.  act one albania denies it. president comes on the air, "be calm."  okay, now: good.  now, alright.  act <u>two</u>...  i need the following here.  right now:  johnnie green, liz butsky, and get me the fad king.	Isn't Johnny Green in the...
i have the white house on the line.	...one minute:  Demille needs an elephant for a reshoot.
they guard our, <u>you</u> know ... "borders," night and day...	Yeah, good good good good good.  And They're <u>So</u> <u>Secret</u>...
jim belushi...?	Surest thing you know.
john belushi... <u>jim</u> belushi...	Jim Belushi...?
albania, albania, albania, james bond villains.	John Belushi... <u>Jim</u> Belushi...
i believe in you....	Albania, Albania, Albania, James bond Villains.
it's tough to rhyme.	I believe in you....
by the  media, by, yes, by, in this case, our organization.	Well, there's a lot to be said for that.  And I'm going to show a clip.  You've seen it before, you've seen it <u>many</u> times...  But I'm going to ask you to look at it once more.  With the election one day off, and the President's standing in the polls...
...by you?	By the  media, by, yes, by, in this case, our organization.
...as of today, 89% favorable.	Eighty-<u>nine</u> percent favorable, is based not on <u>events</u>...
well, you  said it yourself, earlier, and if i may rephrase, that the success of the president, in the polls...	...as of today, 89% favorable.
what would be true, then.	Well, you  said it yourself, earlier, and if I may rephrase, that the success of the President, in the Polls...
i need a ruling on the hats.  i say a leopard-skin, and...	Hey, <u>you're</u> getting the big bucks....  I think we're up-and-running...
with their berets...	...their Leopard Skin Berets....
cause you can crush it and put it in your pocket.	"...the special detachment..." Good!  What is it?
why a beret?	Cause you can crush it and put it in your pocket.
a beret.	Why a beret?
the hats.	A beret.
i'm just talking about the hats.	The hats.
and one of them is in love with the <u>sister</u> of...	I'm just talking about the Hats.
...they have the capacity to meld into the <u>woods</u>, and...	And one of them is in love with the <u>sister</u> of...
oh huh...	...they have the capacity to Meld into the <u>Woods</u>, and...
the special anti-terrorist detachment of the border patrol... what do they <u>do</u>...?	...they... <u>you</u> know...
a wider option of what?	...of kittens...
yes.	Why...?
...you're gonna punch in a kitten later.	Yes.
no, no, no.... we'll punch <u>in</u> a kitten.  um... <u>later</u>.	...you're gonna Punch in a Kitten Later.
someone's bringing in a kitten...?	No, no, no.... we'll punch <u>in</u> a kitten.  Um... <u>Later</u>.
...'bout ready to mix it up...?	Is today Laundry Day...?
...mmm.	...'bout ready to Mix it Up...?
...where's my l'il <u>pill</u>?	Show some compassion.
...just want to get back to the beans...	Come on, you fucking sissy, you think this is tough? Try show-business.  1970-1990, n'ybody I worked with, y'could of bottled their piss n'sold it in the <u>ghettos</u>...  Come on, Pal...
that's right, we'll take a nap.  we'll get you to washington, we'll get you back to your buddies, and...	...just want to Get Back to the Beans...
...gimme some help...	That's right, we'll take a nap.  We'll get you to Washington, we'll get you Back to your Buddies, and...
he's not dead, ronnie.  he's just a little understandab1y, <u>fatigued</u>.  let's get him to some help...	...gimme some help...
just want to take a nap.	He's not dead, Ronnie.  He's just a little understandab1y, <u>fatigued</u>.  Let's get him to some help...
...this is nothing.  this is nothing. d'you ever shoot in <u>italy</u>?  try three italian starlets on benzedrine, this is a walk in the park...	...who <u>are</u> you?  Who <u>are</u> you sonofabitches...
what the fuck did you <u>mean</u>, "what kind of stuff?"?	...this is nothing.  This is nothing. D'you ever shoot in <u>Italy</u>?  Try three Italian starlets on Benzedrine, this is a walk in the park...
this is <u>nothing</u>,  wait'll you've worked with a movie star, one time, this is nothing, we keep him shot-up and happy -- the old days, i used to think i was a <u>pharmacist</u>, the kind of stuff i had to do.  one time...	Cause the beans, y'know, y'can tell if they're <u>puttin</u> stuff in it.
long's you git me back for the beans...	...for the beans, yes...
susie...?  are you alright...?	Lemme talk to him.  Shoe?  Shoe...?  You in there...?
lemme talk to him.  will?  shoe?	SUSIE...?  Are you alright...?
susie?  susie.  are you alright...?  <u>susie</u>...	Lemme talk to him.  Will?  Shoe?
oh, hell...	Susie?  Susie.  Are you alright...?  <u>Susie</u>...
yup.	How 'bout a Cold Drink...?
a "pond," or	No, I think it's ... can we see the calico <u>kitten</u>...?
no, i think..	a "pond," or
is it a <u>stream</u>, or is it a...	No, I think..
of course, we're gonna need some <u>water</u>, uh...	Is it a <u>stream</u>, or is it a...
....beautiful.	Of course, we're gonna need some <u>water</u>, uh...
fox says bluestar just hit 23. what do you want him to do?	Sell it all.  What the hell, so I'll only make ten million.
who the hell's out there? what are the arbs saying? it's gotta be a big hitter.	They don't know what's going on!
gordon, the insurance people are balking on the logging trucks...	Tell those spineless toads we'll self-insure if they don't write it... You fire 33 vice presidents and nothing changes...  You eating twinkies today, Bud, or are you schtupping some stewardess...
what about tipping off yurovich?	If I ever need surgery, get me the heart of an arb like Yurovich, it's never been used...Happy Holideals Harold...
look harold, they're vulnerable, alright, but we don't want 'em to think they're under accumulation. go slow. call geneva and the bahamas for me, will ya? we feint towards it but we wait...	What about tipping off Yurovich?
it's a romantic and tragic drink.	Sounds tempting. I prefer mine with a twist of fate. You know like us meeting. Don't go away...
sounds like a french word, what is it?	It's a romantic and tragic drink.
grand marnier.	Sounds like a french word, what is it?
i'll grow old. we'll both die. and we'll never have known each other. that's sad. at least one drink for a dreamer...what's your favorite drink?	Grand Marnier.
oh really.	I'll grow old. We'll both die. And we'll never have known each other. That's sad. At least one drink for a dreamer...What's your favorite drink?
look, i know you get approached a lot by dubious men, but i'm different, i never talk to strangers, all my life i've been waiting for the right person to walk across the room... you're that person, you don't know it but i do and if you walk away now i'll never see you again or you me. you'll grow old.	Oh really.
please, no thanks...	Look, I know you get approached a lot by dubious men, but I'm different, I never talk to strangers, all my life I've been waiting for the right person to walk across the room... you're that person, you don't know it but I do and if you walk away now I'll never see you again or you me. You'll grow old.
hi...can i buy you a drink? i'm celebrating tonight.	Please, no thanks...
thank you, janet...thank you, mr. lynch.	No, thank you. I knew the minute I laid eyes on you, you had what it takes Bud. Just keep it going.
nice piece of work, fox. why don't you join me and the partners for lunch tomorrow in the dining room?	I'd love to, Mr. Lynch, thank you.
i don't think you're being fair, sir. you assigned me this guy, and you know he's got a history...	Somebody has to pay for that error. And it's not me.
fox, you're making more problems than you are sales.	I don't think you're being fair, sir. You assigned me this guy, and you know he's got a history...
mr. lynch, i swear to you, he's lying!	Fox, you're making more problems than you are sales.
if i'm closing out this account. if he doesn't pay for it tomorrow, you pay for it.	Mr. Lynch, I swear to you, he's lying!
okay, sir. i'll discuss this with the broker and i'll get back to you. you're welcome.	If I'm closing out this account. If he doesn't pay for it tomorrow, you pay for it.
he's lying.	Okay, sir. I'll discuss this with the broker and I'll get back to you. You're welcome.
... that's what you told us to say.	Give me that phone.  Yes, sir, this is the manager. What seems to be the problem?
so whaddaya say pal, wanna play some doubles at piping? meet the membership? i got a little blonde named mandy, about nineteen, avec cafe au lait boobs... she's mine but she's got a cousin who has great muffins.	...sounds dubious Chuck, but Piping Rock any day.
...you take that anacott steel?	...light snack, but good, thanks pal, you're sharking your way up...
you mean teach you how to play. can't. going fly fishing in canada, big client...	...you take that Anacott Steel?
wanna play some tennis saturday?	You mean teach you how to play. Can't. Going fly fishing in Canada, big client...
buddy boy, how ya doing?	Great Charlie, any better it'd be a sin.
...takes years of genetics, pal, and a yale education... and the right tailor.	...not that you learned anything, Chunk.
...if i had your looks, better.	...takes years of genetics, pal, and a Yale education... and the right tailor.
...still looking for the right 18 year old wife, how you doing, pal?	...if I had your looks, better.
...hey chuckie, how's the woman- slayer?	...still looking for the right 18 year old wife, how you doing, pal?
sell?	Now! Tell everyone to dump!
start unloading.	Sell?
the stock's going to pluto!	Start unloading.
i want to make it up to you. bluestar, put all your clients in it.	Thanks, buddy, buddy, I'm back. Say, Buddy, those optorectomies do work wonders.
i agree. go thou and sin no more.	I want to make it up to you. Bluestar, put all your clients in it.
you know what you need, buddy buddy--an optorectomy. that's when they cut the nerve that runs from your brain to your rectum--to change that shitty attitude of yours.	Get the hell out!
then get out and close it behind you.	You know what you need, buddy buddy--an optorectomy. That's when they cut the nerve that runs from your brain to your rectum--to change that shitty attitude of yours.
hey the door was open.	Then get out and close it behind you.
didn't i tell you to knock before you came in here?	Hey the door was open.
hey you hear the news. i just got a job at a new firm: "dewey, cheat 'em and howe." yuk yuk.	Didn't I tell you to knock before you came in here?
what's going on?	Lynch is giving him the boot... He's not pulling his quota.
what the hell...	Anacott Steel. Buy it.
all right, i owe you one marv.	That's right, next time a little birdie talks to you, talk to me too E.F. Hutton.
gimme a break. you buy bluestar airlines yesterday. today they just happen to get good news and the stock goes bat shit. you must have esp. a real nostradamus.  jesus christ, what are friends for?	All right, I owe you one Marv.
hey marv, he demanded confidentiality...	Gimme a break. You buy Bluestar Airlines yesterday. Today they just happen to get good news and the stock goes bat shit. You must have ESP. A real Nostradamus.  Jesus Christ, what are friends for?
buddy, buddy, some buddy; why didn't you tell me to buy bluestar.	Hey Marv, he demanded confidentiality...
got a little action there, eh buddy?	Marv,  ...I just bagged the elephant!
nice guy but a loser. lost all his equity when his firm went belly up in the recession of 71. you wanna be coming in here in your late sixties still pitching? ... whatever happened to that cute analyst at thudder, wicks? ... cindy? susan?	Cindy. Having sex with her is like reading the Wall Street Journal 'cept the Journal don't talk back. 'Sides this AIDS crap is ruining romance, nobody trusts anybody anymore, gotta get a blood test in the toilet before you leave a bar together, somebody oughtta invent an AIDS dipstick, no kidding, make a fortune. I gotta get to work... Z's today.
...gotta read my reports.	Forget charts! We're not fund managers, Bud, churn 'em and burn 'em. I'm offering you the Knicks and chicks. God save you before you turn into poor Steeples over there.
...got tickets for the knicks tonight. go out and cruise some bimbos afterwards, whaddaya say?	...gotta read my reports.
yeah, but he didn't see me.	Cheer up buddy buddy. You shook Gekko the Great's hand and you still got all your fingers. He's not the only elephant in the jungle.
...well, see him?	Yeah, but he didn't see me.
it concerns his future!	Of course he's busy, and so am I. Five minutes. That's all I'm asking. I know that if he could only hear what I have to say... it would change his life.
hello, natalie -- guess who? that's right, and you know everyday i say to myself, today could be the day... so what do you say... will you marry me? then please can you get me through to mr. gekko?	It concerns his future!
buddy, buddy, when ya gonna realize it's big game hunters that bag the elephants, not retail brokers. i heard this story about gekko... he was on the phone 30 seconds after the challenger blew up selling nasa stocks short.	Hello, Natalie -- guess who? That's right, and you know everyday I say to myself, today could be the day... So what do you say... will you marry me? Then please can you get me through to Mr. Gekko?
just put me on the institutional side of the room where the real cheesecake is. you forgetting something?	Buddy, buddy, when ya gonna realize it's big game hunters that bag the elephants, not retail brokers. I heard this story about Gekko... he was on the phone 30 seconds after the Challenger blew up selling NASA stocks short.
thanks marv, i'll make it good to you.  you know what my dream is? one day to be on the other end of that phone...	Just put me on the institutional side of the room where the real cheesecake is. You forgetting something?
hey, things could be worse. it could've been my money. let me help you out, rookie.	Thanks Marv, I'll make it good to you.  You know what my dream is? One day to be on the other end of that phone...
howard the jerk reneged on me. i've got to cover his loss to the tune of about seven grand! i'm tapped out man, american express got a hit man looking for me.	Hey, things could be worse. It could've been my money. Let me help you out, rookie.
buddy, buddy, buddy; little trouble, huh, today.	Howard the Jerk reneged on me. I've got to cover his loss to the tune of about seven grand! I'm tapped out man, American Express got a hit man looking for me.
looks bearish to me, buddy. you got it all upside down.  okay, i'm giving this to you and you alone, 'cause i feel sorry for you. take the knicks against the bullets, and my pick of the day -- duke to beat the spread against wake forest.	Thanks, Marv, with that I might be able to qualify for welfare.
joke about it. i was up all night charting these stocks. you want to see this or what?	Looks bearish to me, buddy. You got it all upside down.  Okay, I'm giving this to you and you alone, 'cause I feel sorry for you. Take the Knicks against the Bullets, and my pick of the day -- Duke to beat the spread against Wake Forest.
yeah, where's your machine gun.	Joke about it. I was up all night charting these stocks. You want to see this or what?
i gotta feeling we're going to make a killing today, marv.	Yeah, where's your machine gun.
dad, i'm going to jail and you know it.	Maybe that's the price, Bud, maybe so. It's gonna be rough on you but maybe in some screwed up way, that's the best thing that can happen to you...stop trading for the quick buck and go produce something with your life, create, don't live off the buying and selling of others...
i guess it's time to hit the road.	Yeah, don't want to be late for my own funeral.
no, thanks, i'm nervous enough.	I guess it's time to hit the road.
another cup of coffee?	No, thanks, I'm nervous enough.
your words, not mine...	You speak for me, son.
i'll be damned that when my men come to me tomorrow morning, wanting to know what's going on, i'm going to lie to them!	Your men! All my life "your men" have been able to count on you? Why is it that you've never been there for me?
your responsibility, dad, is to present the facts, not your opinions, to the men... you're gonna destroy their lives, dad! don't do it to 'em. give it a chance. let the membership decide for themselves, dad. please.	I'll be damned that when my men come to me tomorrow morning, wanting to know what's going on, I'm going to lie to them!
...as far as being axed, i'm still here and as long as i am, i have a responsibility not just to me but to the union members i represent...	Your responsibility, Dad, is to present the facts, not your opinions, to the men... you're gonna destroy their lives, Dad! Don't do it to 'em. Give it a chance. Let the membership decide for themselves, Dad. Please.
boy, if that's what you think, i must've really screwed up my job as a father.	...as far as being axed, I'm still here and as long as I am, I have a responsibility not just to me but to the union members I represent...
that's because you never had the guts to go out into the world and stake your claim.	Boy, if that's what you think, I must've really screwed up my job as a father.
what you see, son, is a man who never measured success by the size of a man's wallet.	That's because you never had the guts to go out into the world and stake your claim.
no, what i see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand that his son's become more successful than himself.	What you see, son, is a man who never measured success by the size of a man's wallet.
he's got your prick in his back pocket, son, and you're standing naked in the display window of macy's. he's using you. only you're too blind to see it.	No, what I see is a jealous old machinist who can't stand that his son's become more successful than himself.
dad, you know duncan wilmore, pilot's union, and toni carpenter, flight attendants...	I met them before you were born.
yeah, you do that huckleberry. i'll still be here.	...gotta run Dad. You stop smoking, you hear?
wait... next week's booked. let me check with my girl and get back to you on monday.	Yeah, you do that huckleberry. I'll still be here.
whatever night you like.	Wait... next week's booked. Let me check with my girl and get back to you on Monday.
... dad, you should've been a ceo. how about dinner?	Whatever night you like.
problem with money is you never have enough or you got too much -- and when you got it you're never happy 'cause somebody's always trying to take it away from you. money's one giant pain in the ass y'ask me... thanks.	... Dad, you should've been a CEO. How about dinner?
don't worry about the loans. i'm doing good dad and it's gonna stay that way now... least buy yourself a new suit.	What do I need a fancy suit for. I don't hobnob with the jet set. I just fix their planes.
...don't be crazy. put it to your school loans.	Don't worry about the loans. I'm doing good Dad and it's gonna stay that way now... least buy yourself a new suit.
dividend. i figure i owe you about five thousand in nickels and dimes...	...don't be crazy. Put it to your school loans.
sure...lots of guys at the track talk like that... but how do you know you'll have any dough next month...  what's this? i gave you two hundred.	Dividend. I figure I owe you about five thousand in nickels and dimes...
alright. why so pissed?	Goddamn fare wars are murdering us. Had to lay off five guys. Nothing I could do. What is it... money?
don't start, alright.	Alright. Why so pissed?
client. got a private jet over at butler aviation... dad, you always gotta light up when you see me, it's the...	Don't start, alright.
what brings you out here...	Client. Got a private jet over at Butler Aviation... Dad, you always gotta light up when you see me, it's the...
the faa announcement.	Sure I'm sure. Buddy, you got that mischievous look in your eyes. You used to smile just like that when you were a baby sleeping, just like that.
about what?	The FAA announcement.
you sure about this faa announcement?	About what?
hey to bluestar, as your broker all i can advise is hold on to that stock dad...	You sure about this FAA announcement?
damn right, it gets us out from under suspension. we'll get those new routes to pittsburgh and boston and the equipment we need. we're gonna compete with the big boys now.	Hey to Bluestar, as your broker all I can advise is hold on to that stock Dad...
that's great dad.	Damn right, it gets us out from under suspension. We'll get those new routes to Pittsburgh and Boston and the equipment we need. We're gonna compete with the big boys now.
...this drug testing is driving my guys nuts. i got flagged for my blood pressure pills. the only good news is, we just met with the comptroller over some union stuff...'member that crash last summer? and the investigation? well, the faa is gonna rule it was a manufacturing flaw in the door latch mechanism. i kept telling 'em it wasn't maintenance, it was those goddamn greedy manufacturers out in cincinnati. and i was right.	That's great Dad.
...work okay?	...this drug testing is driving my guys nuts. I got flagged for my blood pressure pills. The only good news is, we just met with the comptroller over some union stuff...'member that crash last summer? and the investigation? Well, the FAA is gonna rule it was a manufacturing flaw in the door latch mechanism. I kept telling 'em it wasn't maintenance, it was those goddamn greedy manufacturers out in Cincinnati. And I was right.
...same, pain in the ass, god bless her, talks too much... gonna take her to florida next month... west coast, near tampa, like to get out for good, but can't afford it.	...Work okay?
how's mom?	...same, pain in the ass, god bless her, talks too much... gonna take her to Florida next month... west coast, near Tampa, like to get out for good, but can't afford it.
... it adds up buddy, 300 here, 200 there. your brother never...  ...well, i always said money is something you need in case you don't die tomorrow...	How's Mom?
not in here dad... please. later.	... it adds up Buddy, 300 here, 200 there. Your brother never...  ...well, I always said money is something you need in case you don't die tomorrow...
...got a 100 on me, you...	Not in here Dad... please. Later.
can you spare three hundred? pay you back next month, promise.	...Got a 100 on me, you...
it's yourself you've got to be proud of, huckleberry, how much ya need?	Can you spare three hundred? Pay you back next month, promise.
it's queens, dad and a 5% mortgage and you rent the top room--i gotta live in manhattan to be a player, dad. there's no nobility in poverty anymore, y'know. one day you're going to be proud of me, you'll see...	It's yourself you've got to be proud of, Huckleberry, how much ya need?
so come home and live rent free, 'stead of that cockroach palace you live in. $50,000 jesus christ, the world is off its rocker. i made $37,000 last year and you...	It's Queens, Dad and a 5% mortgage and you rent the top room--I gotta live in Manhattan to be a player, Dad. There's no nobility in poverty anymore, y'know. One day you're going to be proud of me, you'll see...
50 k don't get you to first base in the big apple, dad, not any more. i pay 40% in taxes, i got a rent of 15,000, i got school loans, car loans, food, park my car costs me 3 bills a month, i need good suits, that's $500 a pop, shoes...	So come home and live rent free, 'stead of that cockroach palace you live in. $50,000 Jesus Christ, the world is off its rocker. I made $37,000 last year and you...
i don't get it, you get a scholarship to nyu, you get 35,000 the first year, and 50 last year, where the hell is it?	50 K don't get you to first base in the Big Apple, Dad, not any more. I pay 40% in taxes, I got a rent of 15,000, I got school loans, car loans, food, park my car costs me 3 bills a month, I need good suits, that's $500 a pop, shoes...
dad, it takes time. you gotta build a customer list. i'm doing it. i could make more money in one year as a broker than five years at the airline.	I don't get it, you get a scholarship to NYU, you get 35,000 the first year, and 50 last year, where the hell is it?
you get on the phone and ask strangers for their money, right? you're a salesman.	Dad, it takes time. You gotta build a customer list. I'm doing it. I could make more money in one year as a broker than five years at the airline.
look dad, i'm not a salesman. how many times i gotta tell you i'm an account executive, and pretty soon i'm going to the investment banking side of the firm.	You get on the phone and ask strangers for their money, right? You're a salesman.
you coulda stayed at bluestar and been a supervisor in instead of going customer relations by now, 'stead of going off and bein' a salesman.	Look Dad, I'm not a salesman. How many times I gotta tell you I'm an account executive, and pretty soon I'm going to the investment banking side of the firm.
coulda been a contender.	you coulda stayed at Bluestar and been a supervisor in instead of going customer relations by now, 'stead of going off and bein' a salesman.
i told you not to go into that racket. you could've been a doctor or a lawyer,	Coulda been a contender.
d.k. -- didn't know -- who i was when the options he bought took a bath. he reneged on me.	I told you not to go into that racket. You could've been a doctor or a lawyer,
speak english will ya.	D.K. -- didn't know -- who I was when the options he bought took a bath. He reneged on me.
ah, i had a tough day. some jerk d.k'd me and i gotta cover his loss.	Speak English will ya.
... looks like you grown another inch... but you don't look so hot, getting bags under your eyes, starting to look old like me.	Ah, I had a tough day. Some jerk D.K'd me and I gotta cover his loss.
...leave me alone willya. only thing makes me feel good anymore. spaghetti. she makes lousy spaghetti...	It's called pasta now Dad, spaghetti's out of date.
...thanks natalie.	...have a nice day Mr. Stone.  ... Mr. Gekko, the conference call is ready. Mr. Sugarman and Mr. Lorenzo in Delaware. Mr. Bernard in Los Angeles. Mr. Jackson and Ms. Rosco in London. They're all on.
it's in the bible, see. you better go buy him a present. please, natalie. let me give him the gift; cuban cigars--davidoff, his favorite and hard to get.	Stay here, I'll see what I can do.
first of all, mr. fox, you can't just come barging in here. and what makes you think it's his birthday?	It's in the bible, see. You better go buy him a present. Please, Natalie. Let me give him the gift; Cuban cigars--Davidoff, his favorite and hard to get.
...and you're even lovelier than i pictured. i brought a birthday present for mr. gekko.	First of all, Mr. Fox, you can't just come barging in here. And what makes you think it's his birthday?
what are you doing here?	...And you're even lovelier than I pictured. I brought a birthday present for Mr. Gekko.
hello, natalie, you recognize the voice? i'll give you a hint, you're thinking seriously about marrying me...	What are you doing here?
i don't know anything!	Good. Then call him back. And call me back. Don't worry.
yes! read the constitution, it's all in there. and remember--you don't know anything, nothing.	I don't know anything!
you sure?	Yes! Read the Constitution, it's all in there. And remember--you don't know anything, nothing.
they won't. that's not their jurisdiction.	You sure?
what if they call him?	They won't. That's not their jurisdiction.
tell 'em your father gave it to you.	What if they call him?
what if he asks where i got the money?	Tell 'em your father gave it to you.
look dixon, calm down! it's not illegal to buy stock or to be right. and it's not all that unusual to be spot checked on a big buy. tell him you did your homework and you thought the stock was a sound investment.	What if he asks where I got the money?
i told him i was in the bathroom and i'd call him right back. what the hell was i supposed to say buddy, you got me into...	Look Dixon, calm down! It's not illegal to buy stock or to be right. And it's not all that unusual to be spot checked on a big buy. Tell him you did your homework and you thought the stock was a sound investment.
what'd you tell him?	I told him I was in the bathroom and I'd call him right back. What the hell was I supposed to say Buddy, you got me into...
...this guy who said he was from the security exchange commission, whatever the hell that is, calls and wants to ask me about that stock i bought...	What'd you tell him?
sure, and i'm never gonna die either, is this one of your chain letter schemes or do i gotta buy a door to door cosmetic franchise in northern arkansas?	No, no Dixon, my client wants to buy a large, large block of stock and needs to spread it around. I'll park some money in your account and if it hits, you get a big cut. I'm telling you, this is the easiest money you ever made...
so you're hot on this stock?	It's ready to take off. I'd jump all over it if I were you.
rising profits...strong balance sheets, good earnings per share.	So you're hot on this stock?
let's see, it closed at uh, 41 1/8...  up a quarter...very attractive... about average yield...	Rising profits...strong balance sheets, good earnings per share.
i got this guy who should know tells me buy hewlitt packard but i been burned on tips. what do you think bud?	Let's see, it closed at uh, 41 1/8...  Up a quarter...very attractive... about average yield...
like? uh...hmmm. well...	I got this guy who should know tells me buy Hewlitt Packard but I been burned on tips. What do you think Bud?
want some?  gordon tells me you're a very talented broker. what do you like?	Like? Uh...hmmm. Well...
wherever you like, lutece, 21, the river cafe...or maybe we can just drive around for a while.  work up an appetite.	Want some?  Gordon tells me you're a very talented broker. What do you like?
so, where are we going?	Wherever you like, Lutece, 21, the River Cafe...or maybe we can just drive around for a while.  Work up an appetite.
we are?	So, where are we going?
didn't he tell you?  that's so like gordon. get dressed, we're going out.	We are?
lisa. gordon? oh, mr. gekko. sure. would you, uh, like to come in?	Didn't he tell you?  That's so like Gordon. Get dressed, we're going out.
hello bud, i'm lisa, a friend of gordon's.	Lisa. Gordon? Oh, Mr. Gekko. Sure. Would you, uh, like to come in?
he never told me...	You're just the President of the company, what do you know? ... Come on.
gekko asked us into the bluestar deal. we're reviewing the timetables, wanna come?	He never told me...
alright... i just wanna slow down bud... no more calls for awhile, no lunches... we suspend our business, alright...	Sure Roger, whatever you want, it's cool.
....relax roget  you're 82m in the account numbers and i'm the invisible man... they're always looking for red flags, gekko's always getting checked by them, they never come up with anything... we're invulnerable on this...	Alright... I just wanna slow down Bud... no more calls for awhile, no lunches... we suspend our business, alright...
...got a strange call from the sec. they asked to see my records... bud, this is a heavy...	....Relax Roget  You're 82M in the account numbers and I'm the Invisible Man... they're always looking for red flags, Gekko's always getting checked by them, they never come up with anything... we're invulnerable on this...
so what's the problem?	...got a strange call from the SEC. They asked to see my records... Bud, this is a heavy...
...and you don't have to put up a dime, roger.	All right, Bud... let's do it.
more money than you ever dreamed, roger. and the thing is no one gets hurt...how bout a beer?	Too much to do...but I'll walk you out.
...and if i did, what's in it for moi?	More money than you ever dreamed, Roger. And the thing is no one gets hurt...how bout a beer?
relax, roger, everybody's doing it but you don't know, you don't know.	...and if I did, what's in it for moi?
yeah, right...	Relax, Roger, everybody's doing it but you don't know, you don't know.
who's listening? it's just one college buddy talking to another.	Yeah, right...
come on buddy, you wouldn't want to got me disbarred now would you?	Who's listening? It's just one college buddy talking to another.
what about you, i hear you guys are handling the fairchild foods merger and it may not be going through. any surprises i haven't read about in the wall street journal?	Come on Buddy, you wouldn't want to got me disbarred now would you?
okay.	What about you, I hear you guys are handling the Fairchild Foods merger and it may not be going through. Any surprises I haven't read about in the Wall Street Journal?
yeah, check out teldar paper, it's still not over.	Okay.
so, does "this guy" have a tip for an honest lawyer?	Yeah, check out Teldar Paper, it's still not over.
"what are you thinking?"...that was it. the hours are hell, but the money's starting to tumble in. i know this guy who's got an iron- clad way to make money, i can't lose and i can't get hurt.	So, does "this guy" have a tip for an honest lawyer?
what was that?	"What are you thinking?"...that was it. The hours are hell, but the money's starting to tumble in. I know this guy who's got an iron- clad way to make money, I can't lose and I can't get hurt.
nah, she asked the wrong question.	What was that?
can't complain. got a house in oyster bay. market treating you good? still seeing that sexy french gal?	Nah, she asked the wrong question.
well we're thinking of putting up a statue of you in the subway. i hear you're moving up in the world. an associate already. not bad. how's margie?	Can't complain. Got a house in Oyster Bay. Market treating you good? Still seeing that sexy French gal?
fox, bud d. is this deja vu or has it really been a year. you're not hitting me up for nyu are you?	Well we're thinking of putting up a statue of you in the subway. I hear you're moving up in the world. An associate already. Not bad. How's Margie?
gordon.	You sandbagged me on Bluestar.  I guess you think you taught the teacher a lesson, that you can make the tail wag the dog, huh?
hello bud.	Gordon.
gordon, it's two minutes to close. what do you want to do?! decide.	Dump it.
...i can't make it tonight.	Are you with me Buddy?
believe me, buddy, i was gonna discuss this with you at the right time. look, why don't you calm down and come to the apartment for dinner tonight. bring darien...	...I can't make it tonight.
obviously...	Believe me, Buddy, I was gonna discuss this with you at the right time. Look, why don't you calm down and come to the apartment for dinner tonight. Bring Darien...
the richest one percent of this country owns half the country's wealth: 5 trillion dollars. one third of that comes from hard work, two thirds of it comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulation to widows and idiot sons and what i do -- stock and real estate speculation. it's bullshit. ninety percent of the american people have little or no net worth. i create nothing; i own. we make the rules, buddy, the news, war, peace, famine, upheaval; the cost of a paper clip.  we pull the rabbit out of the hat while everybody else sits around their whole life wondering how we did it...  ...you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy are you, buddy? it's the free market. you're one of us now...take advantage of it. you got the killer instinct, kid, stick with me. i got things to teach you...	Obviously...
how much is enough gordon?	The richest one percent of this country owns half the country's wealth: 5 trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds of it comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulation to widows and idiot sons and what I do -- stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. Ninety percent of the American people have little or no net worth. I create nothing; I own. We make the rules, Buddy, the news, war, peace, famine, upheaval; the cost of a paper clip.  We pull the rabbit out of the hat while everybody else sits around their whole life wondering how we did it...  ...you're not naive enough to think we're living in a democracy are you, Buddy? It's the free market. You're one of us now...take advantage of it. You got the killer instinct, kid, stick with me. I got things to teach you...
buddy, it's not a question of enough. it's a zero sum game, sport. somebody wins and somebody loses. money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another. like magic. that painting cost $60,000 10 years ago. i could sell it today for $600,000. the illusion has become real. and the more real it becomes, the more desperately they want it. capitalism at its finest.	How much is enough Gordon?
tell me, gordon--when does it all end? how many yachts can you waterski behind? how much is enough?	Buddy, it's not a question of enough. It's a zero sum game, sport. Somebody wins and somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another. Like magic. That painting cost $60,000 10 years ago. I could sell it today for $600,000. The illusion has become real. And the more real it becomes, the more desperately they want it. Capitalism at its finest.
it's all about bucks, kid, the rest is conversation...  bud, you're still going to be president. and when the time comes, you'll parachute out a rich man. with the money you're going to make, your father won't have to work another day in his life.	Tell me, Gordon--when does it all end? How many yachts can you waterski behind? How much is enough?
if these people lose their jobs, nowhere to go. my father worked at bluestar for twenty-four years. i gave 'em my word.	It's all about bucks, kid, the rest is conversation...  Bud, you're still going to be president. And when the time comes, you'll parachute out a rich man. With the money you're going to make, your father won't have to work another day in his life.
because it's wreckable. i took another look and i changed my mind.	If these people lose their jobs, nowhere to go. My father worked at Bluestar for twenty-four years. I gave 'em my word.
why do you need to wreck this company?	Because it's wreckable. I took another look and I changed my mind.
you're walking around blind without a cane, sport. a fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place.	Why do you need to wreck this company?
maybe you ought to read him pinocchio. you told me you were going to turn bluestar around. not upside down. you used me.	You're walking around blind without a cane, sport. A fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place.
last night i read rudy the story of winnie the pooh and the honey pot. know what happened: he stuck his nose in that honey pot once too often and got stung.	Maybe you ought to read him Pinocchio. You told me you were going to turn Bluestar around. Not upside down. You used me.
i found out about the garage sale down at bluestar. why?	Last night I read Rudy the story of Winnie the Pooh and the Honey pot. Know what happened: he stuck his nose in that honey pot once too often and got stung.
what the hell do you want?	I found out about the garage sale down at Bluestar. Why?
i didn't know we had a meeting schedule for this morning.	I'm sorry, this can't wait.
now, wait a minute, dad...	Sure. What's worth doing is worth doing for money. It's a bad bargain where nobody gains. And if this deal goes through, we all gain.
and i'd like to introduce you to mr. gekko, and his lawyer, mr. salt.	A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Fox.
i can talk to these people gordon, they trust me...and my father can be a big help in getting cuts.	Alright... Susan, get Buckingham on the box. I want him to look at it. And tell Jock Taylor at Thwick, Jensen...  So sport, the falcon has heard the falconer...tell me more...
what makes you think you can?	I can talk to these people Gordon, they trust me...and my father can be a big help in getting cuts.
the three unions. it's 43% of bluestar's operating budget, the hourly cost of a flight crew is $850 an hour, that's the real hidden value g.g., if you can negotiate that out, get a crew down to $350-400 an hour a run, this airline is gonna be the hottest thing since texas air...	What makes you think you can?
what does that mean?	The three unions. It's 43% of Bluestar's operating budget, the hourly cost of a flight crew is $850 an hour, that's the real hidden value G.G., if you can negotiate that out, get a crew down to $350-400 an hour a run, this airline is gonna be the hottest thing since Texas Air...
gordon, i worked at bluestar, i know my way around, i have friends there...inside.	What does that mean?
i'm talking to a stockbroker who wants to run an airline. it's gonna take me two years and 2000 headaches to turn teldar paper around, what do i need this dink airline for? i'm up to my ass in more nuts than a fruitcake.	Gordon, I worked at Bluestar, I know my way around, I have friends there...inside.
gordon what i want--and i never asked you for anything--is to be your co-pilot on this. i want to take this airline, turn it around, and make it work. it's gonna make us a fortune!	I'm talking to a stockbroker who wants to run an airline. It's gonna take me two years and 2000 headaches to turn Teldar Paper around, what do I need this dink airline for? I'm up to my ass in more nuts than a fruitcake.
mixed emotions, buddy: like larry wildman going off a cliff in my new maserati. men as smart as myself have got their asses handed to them on a sling with the airlines, fuel could go up, unions are killers...	Yeah aren't you forgetting something Gordon: rule one, capital reserves. This company has $75 million cash in an overfunded pension. That buys us a lot of credibility...  ...and the beauty is you already own close to two percent of this sucker...
the art of which is deception. spread the buy orders through different accounts and you won't get burned...	I think I got some friends that won't mind making some easy money...
how much?	Close to two million.  But this sucker can go all the way to Devon and the nationals.
got him at an auction in kentucky.	How much?
...gordon.	Yeah, I'm gonna make you rich, Bud Fox. I'm gonna make you rich enough you can afford a girl like Darien. Remember, power is the best aphrodisiac. This is your wake-up call. Go to work.
you don't understand. i want to be surprised...astonish me, sport, new info, don't care where or how you get it, just get it... my wife tells me you put a move on darien. here's some inside info for you. that euroflash gq guy she's going with's got big bucks but he's putting her feet to sleep. exit visas are imminent. so don't lose your place in line.  oh, jeez, i wish you could see this. the lights coming up over the water. i've never seen a painting that captures the beauty of the ocean at this moment.  ...an old russian proverb - "a fisherman always sees another fisherman from afar." i like you sport, i ever tell you that... gordon, call me gordon from now on.	...Gordon.
mr. gekko, i'm there for you 110%.	You don't understand. I want to be surprised...astonish me, sport, new info, don't care where or how you get it, just get it... My wife tells me you put a move on Darien. Here's some inside info for you. That Euroflash GQ guy she's going with's got big bucks but he's putting her feet to sleep. Exit visas are imminent. So don't lose your place in line.  Oh, jeez, I wish you could see this. The lights coming up over the water. I've never seen a painting that captures the beauty of the ocean at this moment.  ...an old Russian proverb - "a fisherman always sees another fisherman from afar." I like you sport, I ever tell you that... Gordon, call me Gordon from now on.
money never sleeps pal. when i came in in '69, they traded six hours a day, now the clock don't stop, london's deregulated, the orient is hungrier than us. just let the money circle the world, sport, buying and selling, and if you're smart it comes back paying. i just made $800,000 in hong kong gold. it's been wired to you -- play with it. you done good, but you gotta keep doing good. i showed you how the game works, now school's out.	Mr. Gekko, I'm there for you 110%.
"all warfare is based on deception..." sun tzu says, if your enemy is superior, evade him, if angry, irritate him, if equally matched, fight... if not, split and reevaluate.	You're learning, sport...
he's right. i had to sell. the key to the game is your capital reserves. you don't have enough, you can't pee in the tall weeds with the big dogs.	"All warfare is based on deception..." Sun Tzu says, If your enemy is superior, evade him, if angry, irritate him, if equally matched, fight... if not, split and reevaluate.
the break up value is higher. it's worth 80.	But we don't want to be greedy now, so let's let him have it at $72.
i guess i'll head back...	Stick around... Larry, one of my "gang" -- Bud Fox.
sorry, mr. gekko.	Allright. Wait here...
my firm needs your signature on these option agreements tonight, sir, otherwise we could take a real bath tomorrow.	...Can't it wait? I'm good for it.  ...Awright. Come out, get the directions from Natalie and hurry up.
you're walking between the raindrops kid. i expect sir larry is choking on his royal chamber pot by now.	My firm needs your signature on these option agreements tonight, sir, otherwise we could take a real bath tomorrow.
...we have 37.2 million invested. at this point, we're up 3.1 million and some change. if it goes to 75 bucks we can clean close to 12 mill.	You're walking between the raindrops kid. I expect Sir Larry is choking on his royal chamber pot by now.
i'll be right there, fix them a drink.	...we have 37.2 million invested. At this point, we're up 3.1 million and some change. If it goes to 75 bucks we can clean close to 12 mill.
i got all i could get which was 750,000 shares plus 5000 march 50 calls. average price of $47 a share and $4 per contract for the call. i just wish i could've got more.	Don't expect to get it all, sport, you'll burn out. First rule of business is never get emotional about stock, clouds the judgment. Where do we stand?
what about hard work?	What about it? You work hard. I'll bet you stayed up all night analyzing that dog you bought. And where'd it get you?... my father worked hard too like an elephant pushing electrical supplies. And he dropped dead at 49 with a heart attack and a tax bill and the bank pissed on his grave and took the house; my mom ended up working in a dish factory... Wake up pal, if you're not inside you're outside. And I'm not talking a $200,000 a year working Wall Street stiff flying first class and being "comfortable", I'm talking rich pal, rich enough to fly in your own jet, rich enough not to waste time, 50-100 million, a player Bud -- or nothing. You had what it takes to let through my door. Next question: You got what it takes to stay...??
inside information. oh you mean like when a father tells his son about a court ruling on an airline? or someone overhears me saying i'm gonna buy teldar paper? or the chairman of the board of xyz suddenly knows it's time to blow out xyz. you mean that?  i'm afraid sport, unless you got a father on the board of directors of another company, you and i are gonna have a hard time doing any business...	What about hard work?
follow him? mr. gekko i...  it's not what i do. i could lose my license. if the sec found out, i could go to jail. it's inside information, isn't it?	Inside information. Oh you mean like when a father tells his son about a court ruling on an airline? Or someone overhears me saying I'm gonna buy Teldar Paper? Or the chairman of the board of XYZ suddenly knows it's time to blow out XYZ. You mean that?  I'm afraid sport, unless you got a father on the board of directors of another company, you and I are gonna have a hard time doing any business...
wildman's in town. he just became an american citizen. something big's about to go down. i want to know where he goes and who he sees. i want you, sport, to give me the missing half of the picture...	Follow him? Mr. Gekko I...  It's not what I do. I could lose my license. If the SEC found out, I could go to jail. It's inside information, isn't it?
i don't understand.	Wildman's in town. He just became an American citizen. Something big's about to go down. I want to know where he goes and who he sees. I want you, sport, to give me the missing half of the picture...
revenge is a dish best served cold... well, it's payback time, sport.  ... see that building? i bought into it ten years ago. it was my first real estate deal. i sold it a couple of years later and made an $800,000 dollar profit. it was better than sex. at that time i thought that was all tne money in the world...  now, it's a day's pay ... i had a mole in wildman's employ. gave me half the picture, then he got fired...	I don't understand.
i remember that deal. you were involved?	Revenge is a dish best served cold... well, it's payback time, sport.  ... see that building? I bought into it ten years ago. It was my first real estate deal. I sold it a couple of years later and made an $800,000 dollar profit. It was better than sex. At that time I thought that was all tne money in the world...  Now, it's a day's pay ... I had a mole in Wildman's employ. Gave me half the picture, then he got fired...
sir larry wildman. like all brits he thinks he was born with a better pot to piss in... bribed an old secretary of mine to open bar mouth and stole rdl pharmaceuticals right out from under me. wildman the white knight.	I remember that deal. You were involved?
'course. larry wildman. one of the first raiders.	Sir Larry Wildman. Like all Brits he thinks he was born with a better pot to piss in... bribed an old secretary of mine to open bar mouth and stole RDL Pharmaceuticals right out from under me. Wildman the white knight.
know the name?	'Course. Larry Wildman. One of the first raiders.
the most valuable commodity i know of is information. wouldn't you agree on that?	Yes...
what? how do you know about my father?	The most valuable commodity I know of is information. Wouldn't you agree on that?
i guess your father's not a union representative on that company.	What? How do you know about my father?
uh, mr. gekko, we took a little loss today. we got stopped out on tarafly...  ...about 50 thousand.	I guess your father's not a union representative on that company.
yeah... not bad for a city college boy. bought my way into this club and now every one of these ivy league schmucks is sucking my kneecaps...i just got on the board of the zoological society, cost me a million; that's the thing with wasps -- they like animals but they can't stand people!	Uh, Mr. Gekko, we took a little loss today. We got stopped out on Tarafly...  ...about 50 thousand.
nice club, mr. gekko...	Yeah... not bad for a City College boy. Bought my way into this club and now every one of these ivy league schmucks is sucking my kneecaps...I just got on the Board of the Zoological Society, cost me a million; that's the thing with WASPS -- they like animals but they can't stand people!
mr. gekko, i don't think i can...go on.	...finish out the game, Bud, push yourself...
...come on sport, you gotta try harder, i need some exercise for chrissake...	Mr. Gekko, I don't think I can...go on.
...put the rest of it in a money market account for now. i want to see what you know before i invest it...and save the cheap salesman talk, it's obvious.	Excuse me sir.
mr. gekko -- thank you for the chance. you won't regret this, you're with a winner.	...put the rest of it in a money market account for now. I want to see what you know before I invest it...and save the cheap salesman talk, it's obvious.
no sir, that would've been illegal...	Sure...relax sport, no one's gonna blow a whistle. Here, is this legal?...you wanna put it in my account?
teldar's shooting up. buy any for yourself? bet you were on the phone two minutes after you got out of my office.	No sir, that would've been illegal...
bluestar was at 21 and an eighth when i left the office. it might spin up to 25 by the bell...	Teldar's shooting up. Buy any for yourself? Bet you were on the phone two minutes after you got out of my office.
...for my kid rudy -- 3 years old, electronics freak, got a liquid crystal display 'stead of an electronic beam. we're going into a new age pal. so how's business today.	Bluestar was at 21 and an eighth when I left the office. It might spin up to 25 by the bell...
...i can't even see it...	...for my kid Rudy -- 3 years old, electronics freak, got a liquid crystal display 'stead of an electronic beam. We're going into a new age pal. So how's business today.
see this? can you believe it? two inch screen...	...I can't even see it...
hi sport.	Nice to see you again Mr. Gekko.
my home number's on the back...	Bud Fox, I look at a hundred ideas a day. I choose one.
how do you know?	I know...the decision'll clear the way for new planes and route contracts. There's only a small float out there, so you should grab it. Good for a five point pop.
there was a crash last year. they just got a favorable ruling on a lawsuit. even the plaintiffs don't know.	How do you know?
...don't like airlines, lousy unions...	There was a crash last year. They just got a favorable ruling on a lawsuit. Even the plaintiffs don't know.
a comer. 80 medium-body jets. 300 pilots, flies northeast, canada, some florida and caribbean routes... great slots in major cities...	...don't like airlines, lousy unions...
...rings a bell somewhere. so what?	A comer. 80 medium-body jets. 300 pilots, flies northeast, Canada, some Florida and Caribbean routes... great slots in major cities...
chart break-out on this one here...uh whitewood-young industries...low p.e. explosive earnings. 30% discount from book. great cash flow. coupla 5% holders. strong management.	It's a dog, what else you got, sport, besides connections at the airport?
so whatta you got for me, sport? why are you here?	Chart break-out on this one here...uh Whitewood-Young Industries...low P.E. Explosive earnings. 30% discount from book. Great cash flow. Coupla 5% holders. Strong management.
can't tell you that, mr. gekko.	So whatta you got for me, sport? Why are you here?
...a cosmetics company by any chance? what are you, the 12th man on the deal team? the last to know?	Can't tell you that, Mr. Gekko.
...yeah, and we're working on some other interesting stuff.	...A cosmetics company by any chance? What are you, the 12th man on the deal team? The last to know?
...going places, good junk bond department, you got the financing on that syndicam deal.	...Yeah, and we're working on some other interesting stuff.
jackson, steinem...	...going places, good junk bond department, you got the financing on that Syndicam deal.
so what firm you with, pal?	Jackson, Steinem...
i just want to let you know mr. gekko i read all about you at nyu business, and i think you're an incredible genius and i've always dreamed of only one thing -- to do business with a man like you...	So what firm you with, pal?
within 45 seconds, a microprocessor computes your systolic and diastolic pressure. has an lcd readout, and it's cost effective -- less than one visit to the doctor.	I just want to let you know Mr. Gekko I read all about you at NYU Business, and I think you're an incredible genius and I've always dreamed of only one thing -- to do business with a man like you...
oh no, no...	Within 45 seconds, a microprocessor computes your systolic and diastolic pressure. Has an LCD readout, and it's cost effective -- less than one visit to the doctor.
so what s on your mind kimosabe? why am i listening to you? got to monitor my blood pressure, so whatever you do, don't upset me.	Oh no, no...
how do you do mr. gekko. i'm bud fox.	So you say. Nice to meet you; hope you're intelligent. Like these, how'd you get these?
why?	I figure a guy who's made some mistakes should be able to understand a girl who's made some of her own...
hi.	Why?
you may not believe this bud but i really do care for you. i think we could've made a good team...but that's how it goes...	Get the hell out!
you're not exactly pure bud, you went after gekko with the same vengeance you went after me. look in the mirror before...	I'm looking...and I sure don't like what I see.
you really mean that?  what'd he promise you? to take you public? i guess without gordon's money and seal of approval, i'm not such a hot investment anymore. you're just the best money can buy, darien...	You're not exactly pure Bud, you went after Gekko with the same vengeance you went after me. Look in the mirror before...
i'm not looking to just survive. i've been doing that all my life.	What the hell's that supposed to mean?
i can stay with the brokerage firm. and you're doing fine. we can survive without gordon gekko.	I'm not looking to just survive. I've been doing that all my life.
are you mad! why are you doing this! we're so close, the town is going to be ours. don't throw away your future bud!	I can stay with the brokerage firm. And you're doing fine. We can survive without Gordon Gekko.
at least i wouldn't be pulling the trigger.	Are you mad! Why are you doing this! We're so close, the town is going to be ours. Don't throw away your future Bud!
don't cross gordon. he'll crush you. you've worked hard to get where you are. if gordon doesn't buy bluestar someone else will; and who's to say they won't do the same thing.	At least I wouldn't be pulling the trigger.
i'm not gonna let it happen darien.	Don't cross Gordon. He'll crush you. You've worked hard to get where you are. If Gordon doesn't buy Bluestar someone else will; and who's to say they won't do the same thing.
buddy, it's not your fault, and it's not your decision.	I'm not gonna let it happen Darien.
talk about being bent over the sink of life and being dry humped. i handed it to him on a silver platter. i told my father and those people...	Buddy, it's not your fault, and it's not your decision.
i'm sorry. i was afraid something like this could happen.	Talk about being bent over the sink of life and being dry humped. I handed it to him on a silver platter. I told my father and those people...
so did i, till i hit 19 and found i had all the royal habits and no throne. mom got by but i had to go to work just like you. only the skills i had were shopping and making friends. so...that's why i do what i do, what makes you tick, buddy?	Fear. The fear of being poor I guess, just like you, Darien... But that's all gonna change sweetheart. I'm catching the express...  ... and you're going along for the ride.
...that changes all my plans, i thought you were loaded...	So did I, till I hit 19 and found I had all the royal habits and no throne. Mom got by but I had to go to work just like you. Only the skills I had were shopping and making friends. So...that's why I do what I do, what makes you tick, Buddy?
you're so naive bud, you don't even know. your dad took care of you. i might've been rich when i was a kid...but my father lost all his money...in the seventies, in the stock market, at the track. he was a lousy gambler...	...that changes all my plans, I thought you were loaded...
sure, why not, money's the sex of the 80's. i never had it like you when i was growing up, baby, it wasn't the upper east side.	You're so naive Bud, you don't even know. Your dad took care of you. I might've been rich when I was a kid...but my father lost all his money...in the seventies, in the stock market, at the track. He was a lousy gambler...
get in bed. y'ever hear of the sixty hour work week? you're turning into a yuppie frankenstein, you love money so much.	Sure, why not, money's the sex of the 80's. I never had it like you when I was growing up, baby, it wasn't the upper east side.
i love you, baby. did i tell you that sometime in the last 24 hours?	Get in bed. Y'ever hear of the sixty hour work week? You're turning into a yuppie Frankenstein, you love money so much.
you think i'm gonna broker the rest of my life... i'm going to be a giant, darien, an entrepreneur in the italian 15th century sense of the word -- a mover, shaker.	I love you, baby. Did I tell you that sometime in the last 24 hours?
...are you going to trade all night again? you got to go to work in a couple of hours.	You think I'm gonna broker the rest of my life... I'm going to be a giant, Darien, an entrepreneur in the Italian 15th century sense of the word -- a mover, shaker.
bud, i hate to tell you this but you're a genius!  darien...lightning has struck! the lightbulb has been invented. edison, da vinci, einstein are watching...	...are you going to trade all night again? You got to go to work in a couple of hours.
it's not me i'm worried about...you know darien, the only reason we haven't slept together is because we both know we will -- and not knowing when was the only surprise left. you owe me, i want you, what else is there...but you, me, the world.  ...right here...make love to me...now...  stop me if i'm going too far.	I'll let you know.
do you think you're ready?	It's not me I'm worried about...You know Darien, the only reason we haven't slept together is because we both know we will -- and not knowing when was the only surprise left. You owe me, I want you, what else is there...but you, me, the world.  ...right here...make love to me...now...  Stop me if I'm going too far.
that's right -- one with high yield, rich assets and no downside...	Do you think you're ready?
you got it all charted out don't you, like a stock projection.	That's right -- one with high yield, rich assets and no downside...
i'm kidding, i'm kidding, we're still young, darien. so what's money anyway when everybody's making it, it's all relative. after all, this is not the house in connecticut, this is just a crash pad good for a couple of years...before we slip our two lovely kids, yuppie and fruppie into the lycee francaise.	You got it all charted out don't you, like a stock projection.
let's get things straight, bud. i'm not going to take a cut. i worked hard and you can't decorate a room in new york for less than $100,000. curtains alone...	I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we're still young, Darien. So what's money anyway when everybody's making it, it's all relative. After all, this is not the house in Connecticut, this is just a crash pad good for a couple of years...before we slip our two lovely kids, Yuppie and Fruppie into the Lycee Francaise.
sure... but your fee... considering you're way over budget, should be negotiable.	Let's get things straight, Bud. I'm not going to take a cut. I worked hard and you can't decorate a room in New York for less than $100,000. Curtains alone...
i'll bet he's got an opinion on the stock market too. this apartment is already ahead of its time. i call it the "demolished" look. they've already heard about it at house and garden and they're coming next week to photograph it before it gets... lived in. is that alright? i'd love to have it in my portfolio.	Sure... But your fee... considering you're way over budget, should be negotiable.
you know, the elevator man couldn't believe i paid $300,000 to have my walls looking like this, he's got them for free in brooklyn.	I'll bet he's got an opinion on the stock market too. This apartment is already ahead of its time. I call it the "demolished" look. They've already heard about it at House and Garden and they're coming next week to photograph it before it gets... lived in. Is that alright? I'd love to have it in my portfolio.
...too perfect...let's not even eat. let's just watch it and think about it.	You know, the elevator man couldn't believe I paid $300,000 to have my walls looking like this, he's got them for free in Brooklyn.
...isn't it perfect!	...too perfect...let's not even eat. Let's just watch it and think about it.
i don't.	You're not trouble by any chance. Are you?
well, why stop at that?	I don't.
...a turner, a perfect canary diaiaond... a lear jet... world peace... the best of everything...	Well, why stop at that?
and what do you want?	...a Turner, a perfect canary diaiaond... a Lear jet... world peace... the best of everything...
you have modest wants. i like that in a man.	And what do you want?
the conference, oh yeah. fine. we reached an agreement and decided to divide up the world between us.	You have modest wants. I like that in a man.
so, how did your conference go with gordon?	The conference, oh yeah. Fine. We reached an agreement and decided to divide up the world between us.
yeah, almost...	So, how did your conference go with Gordon?
if i could have anything... this would almost do.	Yeah, almost...
he's not a racehorse, bud, he's a jumper.	How would I know? I once bet a horse. He went out at ten to one and came in at quarter to five.
devon? he looks like seattle slew. what about the triple crown?	He's not a racehorse, Bud, he's a jumper.
you really do believe in destiny?	Only if I want something bad enough.
so. see you friday.	You really do believe in destiny?
you may call me a yuppie... it's mister yuppie to you.	So. See you Friday.
i guess this must be destiny alright. my first yuppie apartment and...  my first yuppie.	You may call me a yuppie... It's Mister Yuppie to you.
break it.	I guess this must be destiny alright. My first yuppie apartment and...  my first yuppie.
what if i have a previous engagement?	Break it.
oh it's just a rental. i'm moving to the east side soon. i've got a couple of deals brewing with gordon.  but that's just conversation... what about real things? like dinner. the two of us. friday. cafe. santo domingo.	What if I have a previous engagement?
oh really. home of the exposed brick wall and the  houseplant.	Oh it's just a rental. I'm moving to the East Side soon. I've got a couple of deals brewing with Gordon.  but that's just conversation... what about real things? Like dinner. The two of us. Friday. Cafe. Santo Domingo.
upper west side.	Oh really. Home of the exposed brick wall and the  houseplant.
where is it?	Upper West Side.
well, if you're that good, you could probably do wonders at my place.	Where is it?
you got it, a great spender of other people's money.	Well, if you're that good, you could probably do wonders at my place.
i gather you're a decorator.	You got it, a great spender of other people's money.
not really. i'd say that gordon is one of the most astute collectors around. he has a great eye and he only buys the best. like this rug for instance, a silk tabriz, the finest of its kind. the day after he bought it in london, a dealer representing the saudi royal family offered him twice what he paid. it absolutely makes the room. see how this little bit of celadon in the border is picked up in the cushions oh the sofa... although...  i don't know if i would have used that tea dipped linen for the upholstery - too dingy. and it's a sacrilege having that pre-columbian pot in the center of the coffee table. some dope might use it as an ashtray.	I gather you're a decorator.
boy, i thought gordon was a tough businessman, but somebody's really taking him to the cleaners here.	Not really. I'd say that Gordon is one of the most astute collectors around. He has a great eye and he only buys the best. Like this rug for instance, a silk Tabriz, the finest of its kind. The day after he bought it in London, a dealer representing the Saudi Royal Family offered him twice what he paid. It absolutely makes the room. See how this little bit of celadon in the border is picked up in the cushions oh the sofa... although...  I don't know if I would have used that tea dipped linen for the upholstery - too dingy. And it's a sacrilege having that Pre-Columbian pot in the center of the coffee table. Some dope might use it as an ashtray.
sure you could, in wildwood, new jersey. if you sold this,  you could have a pretty nice penthouse on fifth. but you wouldn't have much left over for decoration.	Boy, I thought Gordon was a tough businessman, but somebody's really taking him to the cleaners here.
you could have a great beach house for that.	Sure you could, in Wildwood, New Jersey. If you sold this,  you could have a pretty nice penthouse on Fifth. But you wouldn't have much left over for decoration.
oh really?  well, i guess you can kiss that career as an art appraiser goodbye, because we paid over four hundred thousand for it at the contemporary picture sale last june.	You could have a great beach house for that.
...few thousand dollars down the drain if you ask me.	Oh really?  Well, I guess you can kiss that career as an art appraiser goodbye, because we paid over four hundred thousand for it at the contemporary picture sale last June.
i'd give anything to have this in my house, even for a week.	...few thousand dollars down the drain if you ask me.
stock broker. as in: never have so few done so little for so much. so what do you see in this?	I'd give anything to have this in my house, even for a week.
aha. poet or philosopher?	Stock broker. As in: never have so few done so little for so much. So what do you see in this?
destiny took us apart, but i knew it would bring us back together.	Aha. Poet or philosopher?
oh yes, i remember you.	Destiny took us apart, but I knew it would bring us back together.
grand marnier. a romantic and tragic drink.	Oh yes, I remember you.
excuse me.	Grand Marnier. A romantic and tragic drink.
hello again, i been holding these drinks for us for the last three weeks.	Excuse me.
he had a heart attack, hon, but he's okay, he's at the hospital...	Oh Christ!
bud! where you been the last two days?	...Janet get my father on the phone and the two other union reps, urgent...
you were never that innocent sugarpie.	...how do you know? You wish...
any better and i'd be guilty.	You were never that innocent sugarpie.
morning buddy, you look happy.	Any better and I'd be guilty.
how you doing buddy?	Great Carolyn, doing any better would be a sin...
you're on a roll kiddo. enjoy it while it lasts -- 'cause it never does.	...just kickin' ass and taking names, Mr. Mannheim.
can't get a little bit pregnant, bud.	It's a winner Mr. Mannheim, trust me -- buy.
you're right, mr. mannheim, but you gotta get to the big time first, then you can be a pillar and do good things.	Can't get a little bit pregnant, Bud.
no such thing bud - 'cept death and taxes. not a good company anymore, no fundamentals. what's going on bud? do you know something?  remember there're no short cuts son, quick buck artists come and go with every bull market but the steady players make it through the bear markets.  you're part of something here, bud. the money you make for people creates science and research jobs. don't sell that out.	You're right, Mr. Mannheim, but you gotta get to the big time first, then you can be a pillar and do good things.
mr. mannheim, got a sure thing.  anacott steel.	No such thing Bud - 'cept death and taxes. Not a good company anymore, no fundamentals. What's going on Bud? Do you know something?  Remember there're no short cuts son, quick buck artists come and go with every bull market but the steady players make it through the bear markets.  You're part of something here, Bud. The money you make for people creates science and research jobs. Don't sell that out.
now that's a crap company, sure you'll make money on the takeover rumor, but what's being created. nothing. no substance behind it.	Old values. Buy.
sleep with me and the secrets of the west are yours.	Now that's a crap company, sure you'll make money on the takeover rumor, but what's being created. Nothing. No substance behind it.
you got a look in your eye, mr. mannheim... you got something for the small fry...	Jesus, can't make a buck in this market, country's going to hell faster than when that sonofabitch Roosevelt was around... too much cheap money sloshing around the world. The biggest mistake we ever made was letting Nixon get off the gold standard. Putney Drug--you boys might want to have a look at it.
fine, if you don't want us, stay with the scum in present management--dedicated to running you and bluestar into the ground.	...that "scum" built this company up from one plane in thirty years, they made something out of nothing, and if that's a scum I'll take one over a rat any day...
i beg your pardon. is that a proverb?	No, it's a prophecy. The rich have been doing it to the poor since the beginning of time. The only difference between the Pyramids and the Empire State Building is that the Egyptians didn't have unions.  I know what this guy is about-- greed--he's in and out for the buck and he don't take prisoners. He don't give a damn about Northstar or us ...
there came into egypt a pharoah who did not know.	I beg your pardon. Is that a proverb?
frankly, carl, i can't see giving much more. if you have any suggestions i'll be glad to listen.	There came into Egypt a Pharoah who did not know.
i thought this was an informal meeting. what's he doing here?	Harold, you don't mind strolling around the block a couple hundred times, do you?
you're really twisted, gordon. you're incapable of giving to anybody because deep down inside you there's a poverty that every last dollar in the world won't fill.	Ooh ooh, tough talk from a scared little girl all wrapped in a pretty grown-up package. Does this mean you're ready to cut the umbilical cord and step out into the world on your own? Because, Darien, if you're through with me, you're through with everything I'm a part of.
you and i are the same, darien. we're smart enough not to buy into the oldest myth running: love... a fiction created by people who got nothing to keep them from jumping out of windows.	You're really twisted, Gordon. You're incapable of giving to anybody because deep down inside you there's a poverty that every last dollar in the world won't fill.
maybe it does. don't patronize me gordon.	You and I are the same, Darien. We're smart enough not to buy into the oldest myth running: love... A fiction created by people who got nothing to keep them from jumping out of windows.
come on, we both like buddy. but this bleeding heart puppy love act is over the top... it doesn't fit.	Maybe it does. Don't patronize me Gordon.
i can't...and i won't.	Come on, we both like Buddy. But this bleeding heart puppy love act is over the top... It doesn't fit.
don't worry sunshine. bud and i had a little talk. we came to an understanding.  i want you to go back to him. soothe him. help keep his head straight. okay?	I can't...and I won't.
because i don't want to see him hurt.	Don't worry Sunshine. Bud and I had a little talk. We came to an understanding.  I want you to go back to him. Soothe him. Help keep his head straight. Okay?
now tell me, why would i want to do that?	Because I don't want to see him hurt.
i want to ask you a big favor, gordon. please drop the bluestar deal.	Now tell me, why would I want to do that?
no, are you crazy? and i don't want him ever to know. do you understand?...	I want to ask you a big favor, Gordon. Please drop the Bluestar deal.
you told him about us?	No, are you crazy? And I don't want him ever to know. Do you understand?...
it's over you, gordon.	You told him about us?
sorry to hear that. i thought the kid had staying power.	It's over you, Gordon.
it's not puppy love, gordon. anyway, buddy and i are splitting up.	Sorry to hear that. I thought the kid had staying power.
so what's the problem sunshine? you look like black thursday. bad case of puppy love?	It's not puppy love, Gordon. Anyway, Buddy and I are splitting up.
can't blame me for trying. you look as beautiful as that painting i just bought.	So what's the problem Sunshine? You look like Black Thursday. Bad case of puppy love?
those days are over, gordon. they were over a long time ago.	Can't blame me for trying. You look as beautiful as that painting I just bought.
what do you say we go get a suite at the carlyle? caviar? champagne? celebrate, just like the old times sunshine.	Those days are over, Gordon. They were over a long time ago.
and, i'm pretty sure we got the beezer brothers out of tulsa coming in with us and i'm working on the silverberg boys in canada.	Rip their throats out and put them in your garbage compactor.  Interesting. You got a card?
hey, the terminator! blow 'em away ollie.	And, I'm pretty sure we got the Beezer Brothers out of Tulsa coming in with us and I'm working on the Silverberg boys in Canada.
... just got 250,000 shares at 18 1/4 from janson, think i'll pull twice that at 18 1/2 outta the california pensions. we got close to half a million shares in the bag.	Hey, the Terminator! Blow 'em away Ollie.
he respond to the offer? what? what the hell's cromwell doing giving lecture tours when his company's losing 60 million a quarter? i guess he's giving lectures on how to lose money...if this guy opened a funeral parlor, no one would die, this turkey's totally brain dead...well christmas is over and business is business.  keep buying. dilute the sonofabitch. ollie i want every orifice in his body flowing red.	He's flowing, Gordo. Piece of cake.
yeah, billy, who's your buyer?... no, not interested.  ollie, start calling a the institutions, start with marx at janson mutual, then reardon. get me that california retirement money, baby! and we're on our way!	You got it, G.G.
considering you brought my mother into it, $71.50.	Done. You'll hear from my lawyers. 8 a.m. Good night.
you must be wearing a mask you're laughing so hard behind it larry. let's cut the "sir" crap. correct me if i'm wrong, but when you took cnx electronics, you laid off 8,000 workers, jessmon fruit about 6,000, that airline...	I could break you, mate, in two pieces over my knees, you know it, I know it, I could buy you six times ever, I could dump the stock just to burn your ass but I happen to want the company and I want your block of shares. I'm announcing a tender offer at 65 tomorrow, and I'm expecting your commitment.
no. this time i'm in for the long term. this is not a liquidation, gordon. i'm going to turn it around. you're getting a free ride on my tail, mate, and with the dollars you're costing me to buy back the stock, i could modernize the plant. i'm not the only one who pays here gordon. we're talking about lives and jobs; three and four generations of steel workers...	You must be wearing a mask you're laughing so hard behind it Larry. Let's cut the "sir" crap. Correct me if I'm wrong, but when you took CNX Electronics, you laid off 8,000 workers, Jessmon Fruit about 6,000, that airline...
the same interest as yours larry. money. i thought it'd be a good investment for my kid...	No. This time I'm in for the long term. This is not a liquidation, Gordon. I'm going to turn it around. You're getting a free ride on my tail, mate, and with the dollars you're costing me to buy back the stock, I could modernize the plant. I'm not the only one who pays here Gordon. We're talking about lives and jobs; three and four generations of steel workers...
congratulations but rarer still is your interest in anacott steel.	The same interest as yours Larry. Money. I thought it'd be a good investment for my kid...
rarest pistol in the world, larry, a .45 luger. only six were ever manufactured.	Congratulations but rarer still is your interest in Anacott Steel.
listen, you clowns, there's somebody else out there trying to buy your airline, if you want to be pac-manned and gobbled by atilla the hun be my guest!	We'll take our chances.  Nice to see you again, Mr. Gekko.
we know what you're up to, gekko, and let me tell you this from here,  you suck eggs, mister, over my dead body you ain't gonna break up bluestar.	You guys must know something nobody else knows. If those are my plans, it's the first I've heard of it.
cards are on the table. what do you think?	If you mean what you say, I think we're in the ball park. I'll take it to my people.
are you prepared to put that in writing?	I'll have a letter of agreement drawn up within two days.
with all due respect, mr. gekko, what's to prevent you from doing the same thing?	Cause I have a way around all this, a way we can all make money and make this airline profitable again. What do you say we cut to the chase. I'm asking for a modest twenty percent across-the-board wage cut.
what's that?	A body.  I mean we're talking major body
but he still has something mark hasn't.	What's that?
but?	But he still has something Mark hasn't.
so why are you dating jonathan?	But?
yeah	So why are you dating Jonathan?
yeah, yeah, ok	Yeah
doctor? lawyer? china lawyer, doctor, i don't care.	Yeah, yeah, OK
businessman!	Doctor? Lawyer? CHINA Lawyer, Doctor, I don't care.
businessman?	Businessman!
yes, i'm sure.  what i need is an older man, something with class, a  little style. someone who knows how to treat a lady.	Businessman?
he did?	Yes, I'm sure.  What I need is an older man, something with class, a  little style. Someone who knows how to treat a lady.
oh i don't give a shit the guy's a slob.  he doesn't even know how to spell  `lady' let alone treat me like one.  you know the last time we went out he  actually made me pay for a drink?	He did?
he still likes you	Oh I don't give a shit the guy's a slob.  He doesn't even know how to spell  `lady' let alone treat me like one.  You know the last time we went out he  actually made me pay for a drink?
with mark?	He still likes you
i saw the greatest movie with mark last night	With Mark?
oh mark.  it's ok.  it's ok.	China.  What happened? CHINA Shhh.  It's ok.  I missed you so much.
well if you're in such a rush darling, why don't you lead the way?	Ok toots, I will.
yeah well why should i suffer for that?	Suffer?  We're living in America.
i'm sorry i'm not that good at languages ok?	Yeah well why should I suffer for that?
a little what? china see.  you don't even speak french.	I'm sorry I'm not that good at languages ok?
right. china i need a taking care of,  not `hey how bout a pizza after class babe'.  i'm looking  for something just a little more in a man.  a little `je nes se qua'.	A little what? CHINA See.  You don't even speak French.
us is over.  you had your chance you blew it.	Right. CHINA I need a taking care of,  not `hey how bout a pizza after class babe'.  I'm looking  for something just a little more in a man.  A little `je nes se qua'.
about what?  about us.	Us is over.  You had your chance you blew it.
we need to talk. china yeah about what?	About what?  About us.
anybody want another drink?	It's eleven forty-five let's go
well that's for me to know - but i did enjoy rubbing oil all over that big.	Just give it a break China ok? CHINA Jeez.  Can't even take a joke
yes, i guess you're right	Are you sure you wouldn't like a closer look?
it's all rather morbid though isn't it?	Yes, I guess you're right
would you like a closer look?	It's all rather morbid though isn't it?
hmm.	Would you like a closer look?
yes, it's always been one of my favorites too.	Hmm.
weird and tiny huh?	Hi
jenkins.  can i get you some help?	Too late for that sir.  Give my love to the misses.  Get those bastards!
jenkins!	Good evening sir.
we're all here, and ready sir!	Jenkins!
uh, not today jenkins, i need the fresh air	Have a nice day  sir
will you be wanting your wheels today sir?	Uh, not today Jenkins, I need the fresh air
allow me sir	Will you be wanting your wheels today sir?
thank you	Allow me sir
and uh, your nicotine sir	Thank you
thank you	And uh, your nicotine sir
and your coff - excuse me, caffeine sir	Thank you
thank you jenkins	And your coff - excuse me, caffeine sir
your books master loftmore	Thank you Jenkins
can i give her a message?	You don't happen to have the address do ya?
a party at a waxwork huh?	Can I give her a message?
she went to a waxwork party	A party at a waxwork huh?
no?	She went to a waxwork party
no jonathan.	No?
hello, mrs. webster.  is china there?	No Jonathan.
hello?	Hello, Mrs. Webster.  Is China there?
tony and china?	Vell.  Goodnight.
they seemed, closing by much	Tony and China?
two of your friends left earlier mark uh huh.	They seemed, closing by much
uh yes, thank you.  it was quite enjoyable.	Two of your friends left earlier MARK Uh huh.
i hope you enjoyed your visit.	Uh yes, thank you.  It was quite enjoyable.
velcome to ve vaxverk.	Uh, wrong picture Tony.
sarah listen to me.	Go away.
well, it all started when a friend and i	China
well?	Well.   .this, is Mr. Lincoln.  And that's the man I saw at the waxwork.
if my mother caught me up here she'd kill me.	Who's is all this?
you don't understand.  i recognized his face now come on.	Big deal!
oh that explains everything.	You don't understand.  I recognized his face now come on.
listen sarah, i think i know what's going on ok.  i went to the waxwork today.i met this man.	Oh that explains everything.
you aren't sick! we've got to get back.  what are you doing!	Listen Sarah, I think I know what's going on ok.  I went to the waxwork today.I met this man.
ok, so maybe i was a little over emotional.	A little?
that's not what you said last night.	Ok, so maybe I was a little over emotional.
no, no james, it's not like that.  tony and china, they're just friends.	That's not what you said last night.
come on.	No I'm serious.  It's. it's just I don't know I. I'm looking for something else.
i don't know.  i really like you and i think you're very attractive.	Come on.
no mark. mark why not?	I don't know.  I really like you and I think you're very attractive.
like her?  i don't know if i ever liked her.  it's just you want what you can't get.	I know what you mean.
then why do you still like her?	Like her?  I don't know if I ever liked her.  It's just you want what you can't get.
wooo.  jealously rearing its ugly head.	I'm not kidding.  I want to get out of here - now, ok.
what?  tony and china, together?	Wooo.  Jealously rearing its ugly head.
getting scared?  don't worry, they've probably just gone home.	What?  Tony and China, together?
haven't we been doing our homework.	I've always wondered why someone would believe in something like that.
must be what we came for. the four stand slowly and enter through the doors, which close behind them.  they begin walking around  the waxworks, which appear gruesome. the first they spy is of a high school student with a letter  jacket on the verge of being hacked with an axe by and angry woodsman.  they give each other looks of  disgust and continue on.  the next is of a frankenstein-esque creature carrying a woman in its arms.  the  four are now roaming around the waxworks individually, with tony encountering what appears to be  a tribal indian pointing a knife towards a victim.  mark walks past a circus cart with some sort of werebeast inside, and then continues on to a staircase exhibit with a dead woman at the base of it.  on the  staircase is a zombie-fied creature.  we see china walking on the other side of a bandage wrapped man  pumping gasoline into a woman's mouth.  finally, we see tony walking up to a cottage room display.	This. is killer.
this time i really don't see anyone man.	Must be what we came for. The four stand slowly and enter through the doors, which close behind them.  They begin walking around  the WAXWORKS, which appear gruesome. The first they spy is of a high school student with a letter  jacket on the verge of being hacked with an axe by and angry woodsman.  They give each other looks of  disgust and continue on.  The next is of a Frankenstein-esque creature carrying a woman in its arms.  The  four are now roaming around the WAXWORKS individually, with TONY encountering what appears to be  a tribal INDIAN pointing a knife towards a victim.  MARK walks past a circus cart with some sort of werebeast inside, and then continues on to a staircase exhibit with a dead woman at the base of it.  On the  staircase is a zombie-fied creature.  We see CHINA walking on the other side of a bandage wrapped man  pumping gasoline into a woman's mouth.  Finally, we see TONY walking up to a cottage room display.
anyone else not coming?	Right behind you.
safety in numbers man.	Right.
guys, if i'm going to play the hero at least give me a little room.	Safety in numbers man.
i can't believe she went out with that monster last night	Forget her Mark, she's a bitch
can this be stopped?	Maybe before the event, never after.
doing what? sir wilfred tipping the scales.  ruining that delicate balance between good and evil.  i think  that our mr. lincoln has found a very effective way of doing it.  there's a  voodoo belief that by making a wax effigy of an evil being, containing a  belonging of his he possessed in earthly form, and feeding him the soul of a  believing victim, you can bring him back to life!	Can this be stopped?
you get yourself a regular job, as satan's disciple.	Doing what? SIR WILFRED Tipping the scales.  Ruining that delicate balance between good and evil.  I think  that our Mr. Lincoln has found a very effective way of doing it.  There's a  voodoo belief that by making a wax effigy of an evil being, containing a  belonging of his he possessed in earthly form, and feeding him the soul of a  believing victim, you can bring him back to life!
any student of black magic can do it.   .most of these books will tell you how! sarah so what happens when you've sold out?	You get yourself a regular job, as Satan's disciple.
sell my soul?	Any student of Black Magic can do it.   .most of these books will tell you how! SARAH So what happens when you've sold out?
if you sold your soul to the devil, you'd never age either	Sell my soul?
well divide 18 into three	Six six and six
well?	Well divide 18 into three
so mark, what's so urgent?	Well, it's a long story.SIR WILFRED Oh good share.  I love them
no thank you sir we're fine.	So Mark, what's so urgent?
sir wilfred, this is sarah brighton.  this is sir wilfred.	Hi there Sarah
but mom, i need the caffine - badly	I'll think about it.  Now run along darling.
when - you're a big boy.  i mean you know it's bad for you	But mom, I NEED THE CAFFINE - BADLY
mom, when are you going to let me have some coffee in the morning?	When - you're a big boy.  I mean you know it's bad for you
don't be facetious darling. now drink your milk, you're late for college	Mom, when are you going to let me have some coffee in the morning?
oh really?  we're they `us'es' or `them's'?	Don't be facetious darling. Now drink your milk, you're late for college
servants.  oh isn't it terrible darling, two more people have disappeared	Oh really?  We're they `us'es' or `them's'?
they're all human beings	Servants.  Oh isn't it terrible darling, two more people have disappeared
one has to keep the distance between `them' and `us'	They're all human beings
mom.	One has to keep the distance between `them' and `us'
darling?  i hear you were having drinks with the butler the other night.  now  you know that sort of thing leads to anarchy.	Mom.
looks a little spooky boys, you think we should do this?	Never fear, Tony is here.  Ladies first.
come on mark mark ah hell, why not.  i'll get the maid to write the essays	YES!
you bet.  we all can't be such modern people	Come on Mark MARK Ah hell, why not.  I'll get the maid to write the essays
save it for the powder room babe, this man is in pain	You guys are being real assholes
stop saying things so loud!	Oh! The virgin has spoken! SARAH Stop it!
someone crying.  a girl.  i thought i was crazy.	Then we both are.
what?	Someone crying.  A girl.  I thought I was crazy.
no.  but once i heard...	What?
did you?	No.  But once I heard...
a ghost?	Did you?
i started seeing things.	A ghost?
what do you mean?	I started seeing things.
it got so bad your father almost had to put me away.	What do you mean?
so much.	It got so bad your father almost had to put me away.
i miss you.	So much.
listen to me.  the one thing in life that i definitely don't regret...is the choice. i made to be your mother.	I miss you.
are you mad at me?	Listen to me.  The one thing in life that I definitely don't regret...is the choice. I made to be your mother.
i know he does.	Are you mad at me?
he loves you very much.  he just--	I know he does.
yes it is.  can we please not do that? please?  cause it is.	He loves you very much.  He just--
that's not true.	Yes it is.  Can we please not do that? Please?  Cause it is.
i think playing in a band called "bitch" might put a dent in the whole "perfect family" thing.	That's not true.
no, he wouldn't.	I think playing in a band called "Bitch" might put a dent in the whole "perfect family" thing.
besides, dad would have freaked.	No, he wouldn't.
mom, i'm sorry.  i wanted to tell you. but it never felt right.	Why?
that was very good.	Mom, I'm sorry.  I wanted to tell you. But it never felt right.
of course you will.	I'm just saying, you're going to be fine.
i'll come back all the time.	Of course you will.
i know that.	I'll come back all the time.
it's only two hours away.	I know that.
yes?	It's only two hours away.
hey.	Yes?
do you have a scarf?	Hey.
that can't feel good.	No, it doesn't...Okay, look, I see what you're doing here, and that's, I'm sorry, but that's not it.  My marriage is fine. I've had some kind of "empty-nest" episode where I saw some things that weren't there.  Let's deal with that.  I'm willing to deal with that.  I just don't want to go conjuring problems where none exist.
that he doesn't...see me, or, you know, that i'm...that's something's wrong...with me.	That can't feel good.
what?	That he doesn't...see me, or, you know, that I'm...that's something's wrong...with me.
you were in an accident?	Last year.  I drove my car up a tree. Nothing serious, this...  ...a minor concussion.  But the car looked bad.  It could have been bad.  I think it scared the hell out of Norman.
me?  no.  well, in the accident i was injured, but...	You were in an accident?
have you been hurt?	Me?  No.  Well, in the accident I was injured, but...
i felt...pain.  that she'd been hurt by someone.  this is great.  i'm trying to intuit the emotions of a figment of my--	Have you been hurt?
what do you think?  guess.	I felt...pain.  That she'd been hurt by someone.  This is great.  I'm trying to intuit the emotions of a figment of my--
no.	What do you think?  Guess.
do you?	No.
she said, "you know."  that i know.	Do you?
you're saying you willed these events to happen?	I don't know, I'm very confused right now.
maybe.  i don't know.  i just know that when all this was happening, i felt, some part of me felt...alive.  like somebody needed me.  and the more i reached out to, it, the fuller it became.	You're saying you willed these events to happen?
you think you influenced her?	Maybe.  I don't know.  I just know that when all this was happening, I felt, some part of me felt...alive.  Like somebody needed me.  And the more I reached out to, it, the fuller it became.
isn't there something called group hysteria?	You think you influenced her?
your friend saw them.	Isn't there something called group hysteria?
yes, but...	Your friend saw them.
whether you imagined it or not, you actually saw and heard things that frightened you...that gave you reason for concern.	Yes, but...
well, that's what we're here for.	Whether you imagined it or not, you actually saw and heard things that frightened you...that gave you reason for concern.
what's happening to me?	Well, that's what we're here for.
how?	I don't know.  My aunt used to use my uncle's old pajamas and a candle.
nope.	How?
are you humoring me?	Nope.
can't hurt.  and i think it's important you find out what she wants.	Are you humoring me?
you think that'll help?	Can't hurt.  And I think it's important you find out what she wants.
try to communicate with her somehow.	You think that'll help?
what?	Try to communicate with her somehow.
fine.	What do you think I should do?
um...i'd rather not say...just yet.	Fine.
do you have any idea who she is?	Um...I'd rather not say...just yet.
pretty.  she's a blond.	Do you have any idea who she is?
what does she look like?	Pretty.  She's a blond.
i saw her in the water.  beside me.  she was filling the bathtub.	What does she look like?
how do you know it's a she?	I saw her in the water.  Beside me.  She was filling the bathtub.
she finished my solitaire game and turned on the radio...she likes rock and roll. angry rock and roll.	How do you know it's a she?
these are good.	Mm-hmm.
fireball?	You're joking.
because, i don't know, because sometimes...sometimes i forget things...and ever since caitlin left, ever since my daughter left for school, there've been...i fainted and...  why is this so hard?	Fireball?
why is he worried?	Because, I don't know, because sometimes...sometimes I forget things...and ever since Caitlin left, ever since my daughter left for school, there've been...I fainted and...  Why is this so hard?
no.	Why is he worried?
do you really think so?	No.
yes.  i'm sure he's hoping you'll pack me full of prozac so he can live out his life in peace.	Do you really think so?
your husband?	Yes.  I'm sure he's hoping you'll pack me full of prozac so he can live out his life in peace.
because he was worried about me.	Your husband?
then why did you?	Because he was worried about me.
i didn't want to come.	Then why did you?
mine.  his.  we both...thought...	I didn't want to come.
who's idea was it?	Mine.  His.  We both...thought...
who's that?	The wives.
well, i'm glad.  pardon my intrusiveness, but we do have to stick together you know.	Who's that?
ohhh yes.  no, no.  just a little, you know...we're fine.	Well, I'm glad.  Pardon my intrusiveness, but we do have to stick together you know.
toward the end.  you remember?	Ohhh yes.  No, no.  Just a little, you know...We're fine.
at the party.	Toward the end.  You remember?
there was just...some tension.  you were upset.  i remember being concerned.	At the party.
no.  i'm just not sure what you mean.	There was just...some tension.  You were upset.  I remember being concerned.
for the dupont chair.  i swear.  i'm becoming the nosy old lady i used to run from at amherst.	No.  I'm just not sure what you mean.
well, i don't think i've seen you since the reception at dean ackerman's last year.	For the Dupont Chair.  I swear.  I'm becoming the nosy old lady I used to run from at Amherst.
uh-huh.  what can be?	Well, I don't think I've seen you since the reception at Dean Ackerman's last year.
i know how hard it can be sometimes.	Uh-huh.  What can be?
i'm sorry?	I know how hard it can be sometimes.
wonderful.  it's good to see you two doing so well.	I'm sorry?
almost.	Wonderful.  It's good to see you two doing so well.
norman was telling me the dream house is finally finished.	Almost.
just fine.  it's a lovely party.	Norman was telling me the dream house is finally finished.
how're you holding up?	Just fine.  It's a lovely party.
i am.	Everyone's very anxious to shake hands with our newest academic celebrity.
of course.  you must be so proud.	I am.
give me that shit.  your wife.	I didn't kill my wife.
who?	Give me that shit.  Your wife.
oh-kay...	I have to go.
i don't know.	Oh-kay...
when...when will she be back?	I don't know.
she isn't here.	When...when will she be back?
well maybe your wife...	She isn't here.
this really isn't a good time.	Well maybe your wife...
right.  well, i wanted to stop by to welcome you to the uh, to the neighborhood.  i'm claire spencer.  from next door.	This really isn't a good time.
i'm running late here.  i just came back for my briefcase.	Right.  Well, I wanted to stop by to welcome you to the uh, to the neighborhood.  I'm Claire Spencer.  From next door.
um...	I'm running late here.  I just came back for my briefcase.
yes?	Um...
no.  no, i don't.	I'm sorry that I frightened you like that.  But I was so touched by your concern.  I've been lonely here.  Perhaps we could be friends.
you must think i'm pathetic.	No.  No, I don't.
i couldn't catch my breath.  that's not a metaphor, that's...and i panicked.  i never dreamed anyone would hear me back there...  i tried to leave him.  went to my mother's in boston.  he brought my things up and pleaded with me to come home.	You must think I'm pathetic.
um...sure.	I couldn't catch my breath.  That's not a metaphor, that's...And I panicked.  I never dreamed anyone would hear me back there...  I tried to leave him.  Went to my mother's in Boston.  He brought my things up and pleaded with me to come home.
have you ever felt so completely consumed by a feeling for someone that you couldn't breathe?  that the time together is so passionate and consuming that you felt physical pain when they would leave?	Um...sure.
what?	Have you ever felt so completely consumed by a feeling for someone that you couldn't breathe?  That the time together is so passionate and consuming that you felt physical pain when they would leave?
love.	What?
of what?  what were you so afraid of?	You're going to think I'm crazy or something.
no.	Of what?  What were you so afraid of?
thank you.	And these roses.  They're much prettier up close.
your house is so beautiful.	Thank you.
very much.	Your house is so beautiful.
would you like some iced tea?	Very much.
right.  i'm sorry.	Would you like some iced tea?
and then you weren't there.	Right.  I'm sorry.
for scaring you like i did.  when i thought about what that must have seemed like that day...	And then you weren't there.
you do?	For scaring you like I did.  When I thought about what that must have seemed like that day...
i wanted to apologize.	You do?
oh god.  he's back.  i'm sorry.  please forget that i...i don't know what i'm saying.  please...	Wait!  Don't go...
i'm sorry.  it's for the flowers.  why don't you...	Oh God.  He's back.  I'm sorry.  Please forget that I...I don't know what I'm saying.  Please...
this fence...it's so...	I'm sorry.  It's for the flowers.  Why don't you...
i know.  and i'm sorry.  i've been consumed with...my daughter left...for school.	This fence...it's so...
i've never even met you.	I know.  And I'm sorry.  I've been consumed with...my daughter left...for school.
that's not...it's not like that.	I've never even met you.
how?  how can you help me?  with your flowers and your perfect life...	That's not...It's not like that.
tell me.  i can help you.	How?  How can you help me?  With your flowers and your perfect life...
that i'll just...that one day i'll just...disappear.	Tell me.  I can help you.
tell me.  please.	That I'll just...that one day I'll just...disappear.
i can't, no, no, i can't...	Tell me.  Please.
what?  what are you afraid of?	I can't, no, no, I can't...
and i'm afraid.  oh god, i'm so afraid of...	What?  What are you afraid of?
who?  your husband?	And I'm afraid.  Oh god, I'm so afraid of...
he's so...it's too much...and i can't...i can't breath...	Who?  Your husband?
i'm not...	He's so...it's too much...and I can't...I can't breath...
hello?	I'm not...
is everything alright?	Hello?
i've seen you.  from the window.	Is everything alright?
um...yes.	I've seen you.  From the window.
you're the flower lady.	Um...yes.
it's mrs...it's claire...spencer.  from next door.  is everything--	You're the flower lady.
who are you?	It's Mrs...It's Claire...Spencer.  From next door.  Is everything--
what was her major?	Biology.  She wanted to be a doctor.
of course.	What was her major?
y'hear anything you'll let me know?	Of course.
i should be going anyway.	Y'hear anything you'll let me know?
they're calling me in to work.	I should be going anyway.
full scholarships.  princeton too.  she wanted to stay close.	You must have been very proud.
i don't know.	It's like that.  Doesn't seem real.  No note.  Nothing.  Cops say she'll be back.  I just wanna know what happened.
why are you here?	I don't know.
she never mentioned her father.	Well she wouldn't.  He left when she was twelve.  Never spoke about him after that.
sounds about right.  never understood how a girl that wild got all a's.  sure didn't get it from me.  they wanted to put her in a special school for the gifted when she was young.  maddie wouldn't hear about it.	She never mentioned her father.
i'm not.  we...we met at a party.	Sounds about right.  Never understood how a girl that wild got all A's.  Sure didn't get it from me.  They wanted to put her in a special school for the gifted when she was young.  Maddie wouldn't hear about it.
you look a little old for a student.	I'm not.  We...we met at a party.
it's fine.	You look a little old for a student.
just plain old coffee.  none of that mocha nonsense.	It's fine.
claire.	She never mentioned you.
what's your name?	Claire.
no, i don't.	Please leave me alone.
you know where she is?	No, I don't.
i'd like to talk to you about madison.	You know where she is?
yeah.	I'd like to talk to you about Madison.
mrs. frank?	Yeah.
she got it.  turned it down.	I met a dashing young grad student after a recital one night...
she's making this up.	I'm not.  Couldn't pick up my cello for weeks.
and i kicked ass.  my best stuff.  then i stood in the hallway and listened to her audition...and i cried.	She's making this up.
do we have to?	And I kicked ass.  My best stuff.  Then I stood in the hallway and listened to her audition...and I cried.
we both auditioned for the philharmonic. one cello position open.	Do we have to?
stop.	We both auditioned for the Philharmonic. One cello position open.
you should have heard her play.	Stop.
and there's this brilliant conductor in purple briefs with no bangs cursing his ass off in finnish.	Oh God...
we were suite mates.	And there's this brilliant conductor in purple briefs with no bangs cursing his ass off in Finnish.
i came in from my room...	We were suite mates.
he was so pissed.	I came in from my room...
...just so she could cut them off.	He was so pissed.
i didn't sleep with him.	...just so she could cut them off.
anyway, claire slept with him...	I didn't sleep with him.
he looked like one of the monkees.	Anyway, Claire slept with him...
this is...	We know each other.
wow.	This is...
i don't know...	Trust me, Claire.  You hear something... change the subject.  You find something... get rid of it, throw it in the lake.  You know what happened.  The rest is only details.  And no one's ever glad they got a hold of those.  If you want to put this back together...just let it go.
you've got a beautiful life.  and even with this, it's always been clear that he loves you.  i've come to think that's all that really matters.	I don't know...
he's trying to put it behind him, claire. you should too.	You've got a beautiful life.  And even with this, it's always been clear that he loves you.  I've come to think that's all that really matters.
i guess not.	He's trying to put it behind him, Claire. You should too.
what if he was?  do you think he wanted to bring that up again just when you're trying to make a new start?	I guess not.
jody he was lying.	What if he was?  Do you think he wanted to bring that up again just when you're trying to make a new start?
did he say that?	Jody he was lying.
but he acted like he'd never heard of it.	Did he say that?
i have an idea.  but, i mean, i'm just making this up...	What is it?
like what?	I have an idea.  But, I mean, I'm just making this up...
alight, alright.  stay calm.  you opened this door.  there's got to be a way that you can close it.	Like what?
that could take days.  i need to do something now.  don't you see?  she wants us dead.	Alight, alright.  Stay calm.  You opened this door.  There's got to be a way that you can close it.
we need help.  please let me call the medium.	That could take days.  I need to do something now.  Don't you see?  She wants us dead.
i can't believe this is happening.	We need help.  Please let me call the medium.
i know.	I can't believe this is happening.
jody, she tried to kill him.	I know.
you don't know that.  if it's your belief that gives her form, then you've got to shut her out.  somehow you have to break the connection.	No.  She wanted me to know the truth.  Now that I do...I think she's at peace.
she could have hurt me if she wanted to.	You don't know that.  If it's your belief that gives her form, then you've got to shut her out.  Somehow you have to break the connection.
if she was dangerous before--	She could have hurt me if she wanted to.
i don't know.	If she was dangerous before--
what are you going to do?	I don't know.
how could i expect you to tell me something that i wouldn't even tell myself?	What are you going to do?
no.	How could I expect you to tell me something that I wouldn't even tell myself?
i'm a terrible friend.	No.
all of us.	I'm a terrible friend.
i got there first.  stan covered up the pills and i had it out with norman.  he seemed desperate not to lose you.  he promised to handle it.  and we all let it drop away.	All of us.
alone?  on a two lane road?  with a ton of valium in your system?	I got there first.  Stan covered up the pills and I had it out with Norman.  He seemed desperate not to lose you.  He promised to handle it.  And we all let it drop away.
too late?  jody, it was an accident.	Alone?  On a two lane road?  With a ton of Valium in your system?
by the time i finally got up the nerve to tell you, stan called from the hospital and it was too late.	Too late?  Jody, it was an accident.
i had just been left by richard.  i was bitter and miserable and for some fucked up reason, it made me feel better that your life wasn't as perfect as it seemed.	By the time I finally got up the nerve to tell you, Stan called from the hospital and it was too late.
relieved?	I had just been left by Richard.  I was bitter and miserable and for some fucked up reason, it made me feel better that your life wasn't as perfect as it seemed.
partly because i didn't want to hurt you...but partly...partly because i was relieved.	Relieved?
why?	Partly because I didn't want to hurt you...but partly...partly because I was relieved.
i started to walk over...but he wasn't alone.  a blond.  i only caught a glimpse. she was young.  i should have said something right away. but i didn't.	Why?
artsy little village down seven.  there's a guy there who sells my work.  i had just dropped off some paintings and as i got in my car...i saw norman sitting at this little cafe.	I started to walk over...but he wasn't alone.  A blond.  I only caught a glimpse. She was young.  I should have said something right away. But I didn't.
adamant?	Artsy little village down seven.  There's a guy there who sells my work.  I had just dropped off some paintings and as I got in my car...I saw Norman sitting at this little cafe.
i was down in adamant...	Adamant?
oh god...you knew.	I was down in Adamant...
okay.  okay.	I've got to find a bathroom.  I'll call you.
please.	Okay.  Okay.
but claire--	Please.
no.  jody, listen to me.  you have to listen to me.  this is not something that i can do right now.  whatever it was, it's gone.  i need it to be gone now.	But Claire--
and he's the real thing.  specializes in cases like this, like yours.	No.  Jody, listen to me.  You have to listen to me.  This is not something that I can do right now.  Whatever it was, it's gone.  I need it to be gone now.
hartford?	And he's the real thing.  Specializes in cases like this, like yours.
yes.  now i talked to sela and there's a guy, this pakistani guy down in hartford...	Hartford?
did i?	Yes.  Now I talked to Sela and there's a guy, this Pakistani guy down in Hartford...
something was there.  you saw it.	Did I?
nothing.  it wasn't anything.  i've been on edge lately.  maybe since the accident. and i'd prefer, i really would, to just--	Something was there.  You saw it.
then what was it?	Nothing.  It wasn't anything.  I've been on edge lately.  Maybe since the accident. And I'd prefer, I really would, to just--
mrs. feur.  she's alive.  i met her. she's really sweet.	Then what was it?
what?	Mrs. Feur.  She's alive.  I met her. She's really sweet.
jody, she's alive.	What?
does norman know?	Jody, she's alive.
i mess around with this stuff, but i never thought anything would happen.	Does Norman know?
it's alright.	I mess around with this stuff, but I never thought anything would happen.
i'm sorry for leaving, but i mean, jesus, claire...	It's alright.
i think so	I'm sorry for leaving, but I mean, Jesus, Claire...
are you okay?	I think so
i have to go.	Jody, wait.
mef?  what's mef?	It's initials.  F is Feur.  It's her.
m-e...	Mef?  What's Mef?
oh...	M-E...
nothing's happening.	Shhh.
we wish to commune with the spirit of mrs. feur.  what's her first name?	I don't know.
this.	We wish to commune with the spirit of Mrs. Feur.  What's her first name?
the planchette?	This.
place your fingers on the planchette.	The planchette?
sit down here.	Are we hoping the ghost is going to have to pee?
wow.  i'm losing it.	No, you're not.  But a presence in your house is not something to be taken lightly.
in the window.  norman's at work.	I don't...
what?	In the window.  Norman's at work.
someone's there.	What?
just bought this beautiful antique ouija.	Please.  That's all I need.
...no...no...no...	Just bought this beautiful antique Ouija.
telling you...	...no...no...no...
jody, no...	Telling you...
seance.	Jody, no...
what?	Seance.
know what i think?	What?
you think he killed her?	I don't know.  When you say it, it sounds crazy.  But what else could it all be?
listen, i've gotta run.  i just thought i'd stop by and see if you want to take the boat out, say thursday morning?	You got it.
absolutely.	Listen, I've gotta run.  I just thought I'd stop by and see if you want to take the boat out, say Thursday morning?
beautiful thing, alimony.  lose a husband, get a car.  think it'll help me pick up dudes?	Absolutely.
it's niiice.	Beautiful thing, alimony.  Lose a husband, get a car.  Think it'll help me pick up dudes?
yep.	It's niiice.
oh my god.  you bought it.	Yep.
so you'll have some later.  notice anything...different?	Oh my god.  You bought it.
thanks, but i'm fine.	So you'll have some later.  Notice anything...different?
she's not a psychic.  just a very enlightened spirit.	Thanks, but I'm fine.
you're discussing me with your psychic?	She's not a psychic.  Just a very enlightened spirit.
it soothes heart-ache and promotes psychic wellness.  sela suggested i bring--	You're discussing me with your psychic?
jody--	It soothes heart-ache and promotes psychic wellness.  Sela suggested I bring--
kambucha mushroom tea...	Jody--
what is it?	Kambucha mushroom tea...
wow.  got here just in time.  i brought you this.	What is it?
and so far my day has consisted of taking pictures of my roses for the garden club.	Wow.  Got here just in time.  I brought you this.
well good.  so you're human.	And so far my day has consisted of taking pictures of my roses for the garden club.
okay, i'm a little tender.	Well good.  So you're human.
cause...your...only daughter just went away to school...who you were incredibly close with aaand i'd be tripping...	Okay, I'm a little tender.
why does everyone find that so surprising?	Cause...your...only daughter just went away to school...who you were incredibly close with aaand I'd be tripping...
you are?	Why does everyone find that so surprising?
good.  i'm good.	You are?
how you holding up?	Good.  I'm good.
what?	MADISON!
mauduh...	What?
shhhh.	Mauduh...
mmmuh...	Shhhh.
i don't believe you.	IT'S TRUE.  That's...you have to believe me!  Oh God, I'm telling you the truth!  I did what I had to, Claire.  She was gone.  There was nothing I could do for her.  I did...I put her in the lake.  I rolled the car in...and I watched it sink.  And I've lived with that image ever since.  I couldn't just stand there while everything-- my career, us, everything, just washed away.  Don't you see, Claire?  She's doing this!  This is exactly what she wants you to think!
i did not!  i did not kill anyone.  jesus. claire, listen to me.  i walked in and she was lying there dead.  i swear to you.  on my life!  she took pills and she killed herself in our house to destroy me!  to destroy us!  if i hadn't stopped by here before school, the painters would have--	I don't believe you.
don't i, norman?  you kept the fucking necklace.  of a woman you killed!	I did NOT!  I did not kill anyone.  Jesus. Claire, listen to me.  I walked in and she was lying there dead.  I swear to you.  On my life!  She took pills and she killed herself in our house to destroy me!  To destroy us!  If I hadn't stopped by here before school, the painters would have--
okay.  don't...you don't understand what this is.	Don't I, Norman?  YOU KEPT THE FUCKING NECKLACE.  Of a woman you killed!
she's out there isn't she?  she's in the lake.	Okay.  Don't...you don't understand what this is.
i know.	Fine.  I'll do the shopping.
you don't have to do that.	I know.
i'm cooking you dinner.	You don't have to do that.
nothing.	I'm cooking you dinner.
what's that for?	Nothing.
don't think so.	Maybe we can stop there for lunch.
do you know it?	Don't think so.
huh.	Do you know it?
little village down seven.  supposed to be charming.	Huh.
what?	Little village down seven.  Supposed to be charming.
adamant.	What?
yep.  there's some great places nearby.	Adamant.
look for antiques...	Yep.  There's some great places nearby.
incredible.  we should take a drive before they're gone.  spend the night at some cozy little bed and breakfast.	Look for antiques...
the leaves...	Incredible.  We should take a drive before they're gone.  Spend the night at some cozy little bed and breakfast.
i don't know, but i am.  she was there and then she was gone.  i felt it.	Claire...
how can you be sure?	I don't know, but I am.  She was there and then she was gone.  I felt it.
she can't be here without me.	How can you be sure?
what?	She can't be here without me.
she's gone.	What?
can't you see, she's trying to kill us.	She's gone.
it's alright.	Can't you see, she's trying to kill us.
we have to get out of here.	It's alright.
we don't know that for sure.	Of course she did, Norman.  What else could it be?
she did it.	We don't know that for sure.
she was damaged and unstable.  the more i tried to distance myself, the more desperate she became.  finally, she showed up at the new house...	How did she know where it was?
claire...	Get out of my way.
you should have tried harder.	Claire...
i tried to break it off!	You should have tried harder.
i'm not going to listen to this.	I tried to break it off!
...would do anything just to be around me.  and i slipped.  god help me, i slipped.	I'm not going to listen to this.
stop...	...would do anything just to be around me.  And I slipped.  God help me, I slipped.
and then out of nowhere, some bright young woman found me attractive...	Stop...
leave her out of this!	And then out of nowhere, some bright young woman found me attractive...
to caitlin!!	Leave her out of this!
who?	To Caitlin!!
that's not true!  you wanted to quit!  and then when you did, you hated me for it... so you gave it all to her.	Who?
...oh bullshit.  you had to topple perfect daddy and that meant perfect wife, perfect family...	THAT'S NOT TRUE!  You wanted to quit!  And then when you did, you hated me for it... so you gave it all to her.
i never asked you to quit!	...Oh BULLSHIT.  You had to topple perfect Daddy and that meant perfect wife, perfect family...
what did you think i would do?  jesus christ!  i gave up my life and my music...	I never asked you to quit!
claire, please don't...	What did you think I would do?  Jesus Christ!  I gave up my life and my music...
that's not what i'm sayi--	DON'T touch me.  Just get away from me. Go!
so you fucked a student?!	That's not what I'm sayi--
it was last year.  we were having troubles.	So you fucked a student?!
i snuck back to my car, trying to convince myself it never happened.  and when i woke up in the hospital...somehow it hadn't.  until now.	It was last year.  We were having troubles.
oh god...	I snuck back to my car, trying to convince myself it never happened.  And when I woke up in the hospital...somehow it hadn't.  Until now.
i came to work in the garden and i saw you with her...in my house.	Oh God...
claire--	I came to work in the garden and I saw you with her...in my house.
i was there.	Claire--
what?	I was there.
"you know..."	What?
your wife...	STOP IT!
who?	Your wife...
i think she's starting to suspect something.	Who?
why don't you shut up and fuck me, professor.	I think she's starting to suspect something.
i don't like this, this...	Why don't you shut up and fuck me, Professor.
since when?	I don't like this, this...
it's too rough.	Since when?
what's the matter?	It's too rough.
ow!	What's the matter?
i take it your not mad at me.	Wouldn't go that far.
it's madison fra--	STOP IT!
...please stop...	It's Madison Fra--
...i'm positive this time...	...Please stop...
stop...	...I'm positive this time...
i thought it was mrs. feur, but it's not...	Stop...
yes.  the ghost.	I thought it was Mrs. Feur, but it's not...
the...	Yes.  The ghost.
it's her.  this is the woman who i've seen.	The...
no.  i'm afraid to ask what this is about.	It's her.  This is the woman who I've seen.
not personally.	No.  I'm afraid to ask what this is about.
i may have seen her on campus.	Not personally.
sweetheart, it was over a year ago.	What's wrong with me?
but i don't remember.	Sweetheart, it was over a year ago.
it was maybe a week after the accident. we were moving.  it was a hard time.	But I don't remember.
but why?  i can't understand how i could just completely--	It was maybe a week after the accident. We were moving.  It was a hard time.
you shoved me away and ran out to the patio.  i took you home.	But why?  I can't understand how I could just completely--
in the living room...	You shoved me away and ran out to the patio.  I took you home.
a cheap wine glass from the caterers.  you started crying.  i tried to comfort you...	In the living room...
i...	A cheap wine glass from the caterers.  You started crying.  I tried to comfort you...
you dropped a glass.	I...
when she said it, there was something familiar...but no.	You dropped a glass.
you don't remember?	When she said it, there was something familiar...but no.
we walked all night...	You told me that I was...
i felt you...looking through me...	We walked all night...
you were lost in the music...eyes closed...your chest heaving...	I felt you...looking through me...
good.  you sat in front...i saw you there...	You were lost in the music...eyes closed...your chest heaving...
you know i am.	Good.  You sat in front...I saw you there...
are you glad?  i'm glad.	You know I am.
what?	Are you glad?  I'm glad.
yep.	Call ya later.
do i have everything?	Yep.
really big bed.	Do I have everything?
no, it's fine.  i'm fine.	Really big bed.
...i'm pulling up, yuri.  i'll see you for dinner.  sure you won't stay?	No, it's fine.  I'm fine.
i'm sorry...	Then where is she?
maybe you're right.  maybe i'm losing my mind...	Claire, please...
i will not.	Maybe you're right.  Maybe I'm losing my mind...
keep your voice down.	I will NOT.
sweetheart--	No!  Not sweetheart, no.  I believe in what's happening.  I don't want to, but I do.  I guess I was foolish enough to think that would be enough for you.
norman, this isn't about you.  this is something that's happening to me.  it's not to get even...and it's not some warped bid for attention.  some strange things are happening in our house, whether you believe in them or not...	Sweetheart--
but then you've been so much better...	Norman, this isn't about you.  This is something that's happening to me.  It's not to get even...and it's not some warped bid for attention.  Some strange things are happening in our house, whether you believe in them or not...
the accident...?	But then you've been so much better...
ever since the accident i've been worried that you'd been unhappy, or...	The accident...?
sabotage?	Ever since the accident I've been worried that you'd been unhappy, or...
you know what i've got at stake with this paper.  you know that.  i can't help but think that you're doing this now to hurt me, or to sabotage me somehow.	Sabotage?
what are you...?  no.	You know what I've got at stake with this paper.  You know that.  I can't help but think that you're doing this now to hurt me, or to sabotage me somehow.
maybe you resent how busy i've been.	What are you...?  No.
what?	Maybe you resent how busy I've been.
how did you--	Jody brought a Ouija board and we summoned her.
jody and i.  and she was there, norman, she was.  it scared jody so bad she had to leave.	How did you--
who did?	Jody and I.  And she was there, Norman, she was.  It scared Jody so bad she had to leave.
we had a seance.	Who did?
how do you know this?	We had a seance.
yes.  and he's going to get away with it.	How do you know this?
this is the feur thing?	Yes.  And he's going to get away with it.
he killed her.  i'm not crazy.  he killed her and--	This is the Feur thing?
what are you doing out here?	He killed her.  I'm not crazy.  He killed her and--
are you lonely?	No!  And I don't need a psychiatrist!
...and i don't think i'm some lonely, middle-aged woman cracking up.	Are you lonely?
i never said...	...and I don't think I'm some lonely, middle-aged woman cracking up.
i never said i wasn't upset.  of course i'm upset.  i miss her terribly.  but i know what i saw and what i heard...and it wasn't some "symptom" of something...	I never said...
claire, she's been a huge part of your life for seventeen years.  if you weren't thrown off balance by this, then something would be wrong.	I never said I wasn't upset.  Of course I'm upset.  I miss her terribly.  But I know what I saw and what I heard...and it wasn't some "symptom" of something...
norman...	What can it hurt to talk to someone?
harvey says he's amazing.	Norman...
i don't need a shrink.	Harvey says he's amazing.
there we go.	Well, that's a relief.
we're going to be fine.	There we go.
i know i'm not at the center of the bridge.	We're going to be fine.
you're not at the center.	I know I'm not at the center of the bridge.
five minutes?	You're not at the center.
restaurant.  let them know we're running late.	Five minutes?
what are you doing?	Restaurant.  Let them know we're running late.
okay, okay, i'm sure that i just...	What are you doing?
...like it never even happened...	Okay, okay, I'm sure that I just...
...don't get all...	...like it never even happened...
when you do this, i swear...	...Don't get all...
tonight?	Yes, tonight.  We're going to be--
...since caitlin.  you don't remember this?	Tonight?
oh.	...since Caitlin.  You don't remember this?
what do you mean?  claire, we talked about it.  you didn't want japanese, i said, our first date since...	Oh.
when?	What do you mean?  Claire, we talked about it.  You didn't want Japanese, I said, Our first date since...
dinner.  with stan and his new girl.	When?
dressed?	Dinner.  With Stan and his new girl.
claire, listen to me.  i know you're under some strain.  but there's no such thing as ghosts.  they don't exist.  our neighbor did not kill his wife, and i...wait, why aren't you dressed?	Dressed?
she was lonely, i talked to her.  norman, i know how it looks, but--	Claire, listen to me.  I know you're under some strain.  But there's no such thing as ghosts.  They don't exist.  Our neighbor did not kill his wife, and I...wait, why aren't you dressed?
right.  and why is she here?  if he killed her, why doesn't she haunt him?	She was lonely, I talked to her.  Norman, I know how it looks, but--
maybe.  point is...not me.	Right.  And why is she here?  If he killed her, why doesn't she haunt him?
who did?  mrs. feur?	Maybe.  Point is...not me.
i didn't do that.	Who did?  Mrs. Feur?
what am i looking at?	I didn't do that.
see?	What am I looking at?
okay.  okay.  i'll bet there's...look at this.	See?
she could be out.  she could be sick in bed for all we know.	Okay.  Okay.  I'll bet there's...Look at this.
where is she then?	She could be out.  She could be sick in bed for all we know.
it's her!  i'm telling you.  she whispered and turned on the music.  she's trying to contact me!	It's a ghost.
from the sun.  it's a reflection on the glass.	It's her!  I'm telling you.  She whispered and turned on the music.  She's trying to contact me!
a flare?	From the sun.  It's a reflection on the glass.
it's a flare.	A flare?
no.  look!  in the window.	It's a flare.
our house.	No.  Look!  In the window.
no, no, no, no.  the soil on the shovel, his shovel...that's clay.  it's not from here, believe me, i...  all right, look at this.	Our house.
and that means he murdered his wife? this is getting ridic--	No, no, no, no.  The soil on the shovel, his shovel...that's clay.  It's not from here, believe me, I...  All right, look at this.
he did.  she's in the picture.  i went over to look and she's gone.  the table was set for one.	And that means he murdered his wife? This is getting ridic--
what?	He did.  She's in the picture.  I went over to look and she's gone.  The table was set for one.
he killed her.	What?
what's going on, claire?	Shhhh.
get down!  he'll see.	What's going on, Claire?
oh, right.  yes.  harvey says the guy's a sweetheart.  wouldn't hurt a fly.	Huh.
did you call about the feurs?	Oh, right.  Yes.  Harvey says the guy's a sweetheart.  Wouldn't hurt a fly.
sorry.  you understand.	Did you call about the Feurs?
you didn't?	Norman, you are so funny about that.  No, I didn't.
what?  no.  no.	You didn't?
did you tell her?	What?  No.  No.
that's just mean.  oh.  jody wanted to know if i could get her some.	Did you tell her?
didn't know he was dead, every stinking paper on the globe.	That's just mean.  Oh.  Jody wanted to know if I could get her some.
i'm so sorry.	Didn't know he was dead, every stinking paper on the globe.
"...for my father."	I'm so sorry.
that's...	"...for my father."
"...of perpetual distances."  everybody's checking their shoelaces. pins drop.  "i'm afraid you've mistaken me,"  i say...	That's...
oh, no...	"...of Perpetual Distances."  Everybody's checking their shoelaces. Pins drop.  "I'm afraid you've mistaken me,"  I say...
"...especially spencer's theorem..."	Oh, no...
well, that's nice.	"...especially Spencer's Theorem..."
and he says...you'll fucking love this, he says, "doctor spencer, i am a great admirer of your work..."	Well, that's nice.
wow.	And he says...you'll fucking love this, he says, "Doctor Spencer, I am a great admirer of your work..."
he's here giving some arcane spiel for the physics department, so bob shine introduces us...	Wow.
you're kidding.	He's here giving some arcane spiel for the physics department, so Bob Shine introduces us...
ohmigod.  you'll never believe...i saw schumway...	You're kidding.
you know what that does to me.	Ohmigod.  You'll never believe...I saw Schumway...
madame curie, jonas salk, norman spencer...	You know what that does to me.
yep.	Madame Curie, Jonas Salk, Norman Spencer...
you are so brilliant.	Yep.
i think so.  maybe.	You are so brilliant.
really?	I think so.  Maybe.
think i may have cracked it.	Really?
i do, i do.  i'm sure i'm just...how was your day?	Think I may have cracked it.
i've got the conference next week.  i want you to feel safe.	I do, I do.  I'm sure I'm just...how was your day?
what kind of whispering?	I don't know.  Just...whispering.
it was there.  this angry music all by itself.  and i heard whispering.	What kind of whispering?
of course.	It was there.  This angry music all by itself.  And I heard whispering.
no.  can you drive me home?  i'll bring you back in the morning.	Of course.
did you call the police?	No.  Can you drive me home?  I'll bring you back in the morning.
in the house.  i was scared.	Did you call the police?
what do you mean?  some noises where?	In the house.  I was scared.
there were some noises.  i didn't want to disturb you.	What do you mean?  Some noises where?
what are you doing here?	There were some noises.  I didn't want to disturb you.
claire?	Huh?  Absolutely.  Take your time.
unless you need me to come home...	No, no.  It's fine.
oh.	Unless you need me to come home...
i'm stuck here for another couple of hours.	Oh.
hi.	I'm stuck here for another couple of hours.
nothing.  there was...i thought i saw something.	Is it gone?
mmnph.	Hurry...
norman, you have to look at this!	Mmnph.
look, i'll call harvey tomes in the psych department, see what i can find out.	Promise?
i just wish you could have heard her.	Look, I'll call Harvey Tomes in the Psych department, see what I can find out.
it's what i've been working for.	I just wish you could have heard her.
i know.	It's what I've been working for.
nothing's going to happen.  besides, i have to work tonight.  the conference is in less than two weeks. i've got to stay focused on that for just a little longer.  this is...	I know.
i'd never be able to live with mysel--	Nothing's going to happen.  Besides, I have to work tonight.  The conference is in less than two weeks. I've got to stay focused on that for just a little longer.  This is...
claire...	I'd never be able to live with mysel--
but what if something happens?	Claire...
...when tonight they'll probably be keeping us awake.	But what if something happens?
that's not what i'm sug--	...when tonight they'll probably be keeping us awake.
claire, honey, we are not going to march next door and accuse our new neighbor of--	That's not what I'm sug--
to make sure she's all right.	Claire, honey, we are not going to march next door and accuse our new neighbor of--
why?	To make sure she's all right.
not like this.  we were never like this.  i want to go over there.  after dinner, we can--	Why?
remember how we were?	Not like this.  We were never like this.  I want to go over there.  After dinner, we can--
i'm telling you.  there was something in her voice...	Remember how we were?
honey, they're young.  they're probably newlyweds.	I'm telling you.  There was something in her voice...
more or less.	Honey, they're young.  They're probably newlyweds.
did she say that?	More or less.
of him i think.	Did she say that?
of what?	Of him I think.
after that.	I'll be there.
i'm finished at three.  no.  squash with stan.	After that.
tomorrow.	I'm finished at three.  No.  Squash with Stan.
maybe we should just...	Tomorrow.
mmm.	Maybe we should just...
and we moved out here for the quiet.	Mmm.
did you...	Shhh.
yup.	Did you...
wanna fool around?	Yup.
nope.	Wanna fool around?
tired?	Nope.
i know.	Tired?
it's just us now.	I know.
we did.	It's just us now.
you did a great job.  she's a good kid.	We did.
to get my life back.  to have some time for myself.  some time for us.	You did a great job.  She's a good kid.
you are...	To get my life back.  To have some time for myself.  Some time for us.
to tell you the truth...i'm excited.	You are...
you know what i mean.	To tell you the truth...I'm excited.
not the focus.	You know what I mean.
it's just she's been the focus for a while.	Not the focus.
i am, really.	It's just she's been the focus for a while.
it's okay if you're not.	I am, really.
fine.	It's okay if you're not.
how are you?	Fine.
no, no.  i'm just about...  there.	How are you?
if you have to work...	No, no.  I'm just about...  There.
nice.  almost done.	If you have to work...
excellent.  couple of swedish sailor cells just gang divided a virginal cheerleader cell.	Nice.  Almost done.
how is it?	Excellent.  Couple of Swedish sailor cells just gang divided a virginal cheerleader cell.
genetic repair mechanisms in eukaryotic organisms.	How is it?
whatcha reading?	Genetic repair mechanisms in eukaryotic organisms.
claire?	Three o'clock.
it's today?	Yep.
claire, i have to show up for the--	It's Saturday.
don't.	Claire, I have to show up for the--
alright.  i can't take the rejection.  i'm going to class.	Don't.
norman spencer.	Alright.  I can't take the rejection.  I'm going to class.
when's she out of here?	Norman Spencer.
she's awake.	We'll be quiet.  Quick and quiet.
feur, i think.  psych department.  figures. they're all psychotic.	She's awake.
what's their name?	Feur, I think.  Psych department.  Figures. They're all psychotic.
three weeks.	What's their name?
i think three...	Three weeks.
christ, that's twice in...when did they move in?	I think three...
:what do you mean "they" are? are you officially a woman now?	:Oh, I wish. A woman wouldn't have screwed over the woman she loved. No, they don't think that way.
:well, they are.	:What do you mean "They" are? Are you officially a woman now?
:would you stop it!	:Well, they are.
:no, i said, i hate what i'm doing to darcy. oh, boy, men are stupider, it's true.	:Would you stop it!
:what, you're doing darcy? since when?	:No, I said, I hate what I'm doing to Darcy. Oh, boy, men are stupider, it's true.
but it doesn't make sense.  they - they used lasher...  they conspired with him.	Who can say the hope of redemption dies with our last breath...? They must see what the legacy has wrought - Diedre, withered inside herself Carlotta, killing and stunting her own flesh and blood...  surely they sense the child you carry - and the life it might lead in Lashers grasp...   Maybe, in death, they feel remorse for the evil they embraced in life...?!
you've always said you felt goodness in them - that the witches brought you and rowan together.  isn't that right...?  they're reaching out to you, rowan!	But it doesn't make sense.  They - they used Lasher...  they conspired with him.
with his hands!	But why would they do that...?
two what...?	Two heartbeats.
there are two.	Two what...?
i wish everyone would stop commenting on my health.  i'm the doctor.	There are two.
are you alright...?  you look pale.	I wish everyone would stop commenting on my health.  I'm the doctor.
lasher will act, rowan.  whatever it is he wants - he's waited three hundred years to have it.   facing him alone...  i don't like -	Lasher is my legacy - not Michael's.   Aaron, I've seen the pain in Michael.  I can't bear to see anymore.   He's not to know.  Swear to me.
i have seen him again.  last night.	But you've not told Michael.
you've been shadowing the family for thirty years.  it's only fitting you give one af us away.	I've grown very fond of you you and Michael both.
thank you for this honor, my dear.	You've been shadowing the family for thirty years.  It's only fitting you give one af us away.
going away doesn't mean you leave lasher behind. he was on rowan's deck - and the plane...  geography seems irrelevant now.	Michael - you loved that house as a child.  You could work again! You could make it ours. We'll sweep out the horror.  And Lasher with it!
then what is he...?	A spacial entity.  An organized energy.  something that precedes our definition of existence.
many times over the past thirty years. why he shows himself to me, i don't know but lasher's not some mindless wraith.	Then what is he...?
rowan...	You have to warn her - this second! I'm catching the next flight back!
what are you talk---	He chose ME for ROWAN --- when I was a child!
aaron - lieten to me...  it's been lasher - from the start!	What are you talk---
i'll probably be back in a week...but i can't spend christmas in that house.   you'll check on her - every day...?	Every day  twice.
nothing was ever more false.	Then tell me.  Is it Lasher....
on't know what else to do.  maybe i just don't belong in her life.  well - i'm already out of her life.	Nothing was ever more false.
"go back, michael.  do what you can..."	Yes - and you have.  Do you see...?  He was passing over into death - but the witches sent him back - to the one person they knew had the power to save him... and they gave him the power to show you what no one else could...
what have the witches always asked of you...?	"Go back, Michael.  Do what you can..."
michael, rowan should -	NO!  she's pregnant, Aaron.  she's got that to deal with - and the clinic.. she is not to hear about this.   don't you think I know she spends half her lite worrying about me...  Listening to my heart, aren't you...?  The Timex still ticking...?
don't tell rowan about this.	Michael, Rowan should -
rowan.	Then focus on how you feel about her. Because your feelings define you.   Take off your gloves, Michael.
there is a difference between sensing danger - and being afraid.  what defines you in the landscape, michael...?  what anchors your life...? your work...?  your creativity...?	Rowan.
no scaredy-cats in the talamasca, huh...?	There is a difference between sensing danger - and being afraid.  what defines you in the landscape, Michael...?  what anchors your life...? Your work...?  Your creativity...?
a what...?	A spirit.  Perhaps evil...   ...and he has come to you- with Diedre gone - you've... inherited him.
i - r saw him as a child.  lots of times...  but no one else did.	Come.  There is a lot to read
i ask only that you stay here, long enough to be - educated.  a few hours.	You sound certifiable. Yon know that.
with her family.  rowan's mother died yesterday.	Rowan's mother died at childbirth. And she doesn't have. any family.
how do you know about rowan ...?  i didn't --- cemetery...?	With her family.  Rowan's mother died yesterday.
rowan's already called the hotel, michael.  at the cemetery by now, i would guess.	How do you know about Rowan ...?  I didn't --- Cemetery...?
jesus i've got - to get to the ho--	Rowan's already called the hotel, Michael.  At the cemetery by now, I would guess.
i'm sure he's alright, bea. they'll find him somewhere.	It's over a month.    The police say it happens all the time.
then you wear it.	C'mon now - give a little nod to Mayfair tradition.
'the heir to the fortune must wear the mayfair pendant an her wedding day.'  we should all have to suffer such burdens.	Then you wear it.
i don't want it.	'The heir to the fortune must wear the Mayfair pendant an her wedding day.'  We should all have to suffer such burdens.
always give the crovd a taste, darling.  now - ryan said i'm supposed to make sure -	I don't want it.
mm-hmm.    seems & lot longer.	In the bayou, they have a saying... 'You choose the music for the dance - but fortune picks your partner.'   Darling, I'd say you're on a roll.
you two sees like a perfect fit.   only two mounths...?	Mm-hmm.    Seems & lot longer.
aren't they gauche...?   those steel things are so - common.	Nothing worse than a common tool.
gifford - that box glued to your hands...?	Aren't they gauche...?   Those steel things are so - common.
he made that quite clear, yes.	Gifford - that box glued to your hands...?
i hope ryan explained that if you stay in this town, you're shackled with pushy relations for the rest of your life.	He made that quite clear, yes.
rowan - i'm beatrice maytair.  your cousin.  deedee...you'r mother and i - we - we grew up together.	I want to see my mother.
gifford mayfair - i'll cook your tongue on a spit!    witches!	Hell - Julien believed it... Carlotta too... and god knows, more than a few of us called her a witch!
i'm not saying i believe it...but i heard it 'nough times to know somebody did.   they made a deal with the devil.  y'know - "make us rich" - worship the number thirteen - the whole bit.  and some stuff about 'bringing them all back through a door...'	Gifford Mayfair - I'll cook your tongue on a spit!    witches!
you babbling that nonsense - now...? this is a wedding.	I'm not saying I believe it...but I heard it 'nough times to know somebody did.   They made a deal with the devil.  Y'know - "make us rich" - worship the number thirteen - the whole bit.  And some stuff about 'bringing them all back through a door...'
in certain cases, hell is the operative word.	Giff - shuttup.    you're mother was a sweet child, Rowan... A lost little girl in a world too full at things
down here. darling, we figure: if you're taking a trip to god knows where - might as well have one hell of a going-away party.	In certain cases, hell is the operative word.
did you like it...? looking down at graham and knowing what you could do...?	I'm NOT like you!  I'm NOT! You're cruel -
you - are - a - murderer.	But I had to use my hands.  None before you could kill with their mind.  Graham, my dear.  Your uncle...?
...and why i put thirty years between you and the beautiful monster. to kill the legacy!    you are the sum of his desires -	You - are - a - murderer.
you're mad!  your mind is sick!	...and why I put thirty years between you and the beautiful monster. To kill the legacy!    you are the sum of his desires -
and that is why i pushed your grandmother onto the stones - even as she had him inside her...	You're mad!  Your mind is sick!
witches. rowan.  that is what we are.	ENOUGH!!!
stop it!	Witches. Rowan.  that is what we are.
just like your mother - and all the others that felt him - and used his power - and went to hell with a smile!	Stop it!
it wes a dream...!	Just like your mother - and all the others that felt him - and used his power - and went to hell with a smile!
lasher touched you and you loved it.	It wes a dream...!
he's shown himself to you... on the deck.  in the storm.	'He'...?
you have the mayfair eyes.   tell me, rowan --- what have those eyes seen that the mind can't fathom...?	He's shown himself to you... on the deck.  In the storm.
why are you doing this...?  handing out these horrors! why...?!!	You have the Mayfair eyes.   Tell me, Rowan --- what have those eyes seen that the mind can't fathom...?
antha...your grandmother...her life ended there, on the stones. head split open like a melon.	Why are you doing this...?  Handing out these horrors! Why...?!!
you're a monster.	Antha...your grandmother...her life ended there, on the stones. Head split open like a melon.
she didn't feel them	You're a monster.
you kept her in this filth in restraints...?.	She didn't feel them
better than most, i suppose.	Put your hatred for me aside, so you can clearly see what is ahead-
you can see well in the dark, rowan.	Better than most, I suppose.
the lamplight.  that's all.	You can see well in the dark, Rowan.
what is it...?	The lamplight.  That's all.
eighty million doll --- ?	And this - if you decide to take the rest.
other properties as well - here and in europe.  and vest holdings - in sugar, oil, gold, electronics.  liquid funds over eighty million.  tmpcssible to put a figure on it all. all yours now.	Eighty million doll --- ?
i don't want the -	Other properties as well - here and in Europe.  And vest holdings - in sugar, oil, gold, electronics.  Liquid funds over eighty million.  tmpcssible to put a figure on it all. All yours now.
i'm tired.  i need to rest.	There are things I have to know!
i might as well be rowan smith - or jones!   you cut me off from every -	I'm tired.  I need to rest.
a mayfair it ever i saw one.	I might as well be Rowan Smith - or Jones!   you cut me off from every -
she was alive all these years... you never let me know her. who gave you that right...?!	A Mayfair it ever I saw one.
i want to see my mother.  where is she...?	In the coffin, my dear.  where else...?
you came.    i'm your aunt carlotta, my dear.	I want to see my mother.  Where is she...?
out of the question      rowan, coming here will not change the -	I'm coming down there!!  And it you put my mother in the ground betore I arrive, you'll wish you'd never seen my face!  IS THAT UNDERSTOOD...?!
when is the funeral...?   i am coming to my mother's funeral!!	Out of the question      Rowan, coming here will not change the -
a very tired one.  i've been up all night - and i would .like to rest before the funeral.     have your lawyer -	When is the funeral...?   I am coming to my mother's funeral!!
what's the matter with you...?! what kind of person are you...?!	A very tired one.  I've been up all night - and I would .like to rest before the funeral.     Have your lawyer -
it was quite warranted by the - situation.    i realize this is a shock, but really, rowan - you never even knew her. it's not as if you've suffered some great -	What's the matter with you...?! What kind of person are you...?!
who the hel1 -	It was quite warranted by the - situation.    I realize this is a shock, but really, Rowan - you never even knew her. It's not as if you've suffered some great -
i had you sent away.	Who the hel1 -
-ellie said she died when i was born!  she's been alive...? all this time...? why have i been lied to when -	I had you sent away.
i under5tand.  all the same	-Ellie said she died when I was BORN!  She's been alive...? ALL THIS TIME...? Why have I been lied to when -
but my mother...  ellie said she died -	I under5tand.  All the same
yes.    listen carefully, rowan. have your attorney contact me at once. there are matters of immediate -	But my mother...  Ellie said she died -
my...mother...?	Yes.    Listen carefully, Rowan. Have your attorney contact me at once. There are matters of immediate -
diedre mayfair was your mother.	My...mother...?
i don't have any aunts - and i've never heard of a 'carlotta' - or, for that matter - a 'diedre'!  just who -	Diedre Mayfair was your mother.
this is your aunt.  carlotta mayfair.  in new orleans.	I don't have any aunts - and I've never heard of a 'Carlotta' - or, for that matter - a 'Diedre'!  Just who -
who is this...?	This is your aunt.  Carlotta Mayfair.  In New Orleans.
when did she die...?	Who is this...?
i beg your par---	When did she die...?
rowan mayfair.  who's calling...?	I wish to speak to Ellie Mayfair.
who is this...?	Rowan Mayfair.  Who's calling...?
hello...?  who is this...?	Who is this...?
e11ie - diedre died at five o'clock this morning.    obviously, there are 1egal matters.  your discretion will be -	Hello...?  Who is this...?
lasher - bring us through!	Now, lasher - it is our time.
michael...  do what you can.	Michael...  Help us...  The door!
the door, michael.  find the key...	Help us.  Do what you can.
go back, michael... go back	The door, Michael.  find the key...
mum...  oh mum, god will surely strike us -	Wind - I love you with that which is endless within me.  Bring me your eyes - your touch - your voice...
i'll tell or we're bringing -	He's herniating!  Forget OR.  He's dead batore he's oft the elevator Get me a trephine tray -  Anesthesia - stat!  We need him intubated and blow down!
massive subdural hamatoma.  we have to evacuat it - right now.	I'll tell OR we're bringing -
he just went out like & light-	Massive subdural hamatoma.  We have to evacuat it - right now.
uh - then he - be just -	He just went out like & light-
fast.	uh - then he - be just -
- and he seemed okay.  just banged his -	FAST.
parents say he - uh - fell -	Anybody got a BP yet...?
rowan and i will be together now. my time has come.  your time is gone.	No!   Don't!  Lasher!!!
oh god...	Ju1ien was your father   Your great-grandfather - your grandfather - and your father. All one in the same...  That is why he fought carlotta for your life.
they want to come back.    we have a pact - of mutual desire and  consent.  the mayfairs ar. a beautiful tapestry.  i have weaved you all together - from the start.   i brought petyr van abel to suzanne.  he had genius in him.  scientific, precise.  it was a perfect start. and on  it has gone - father to mother... sister to brother... father to daughter...	Oh god...
the portraits, lasher.  why are the witches always before a door...? tell me, lasher.  now!	They want to come back.    We have a pact - of mutual desire and  consent.  The Mayfairs ar. a beautiful tapestry.  I have weaved you all together - from the start.   I brought Petyr Van Abel to Suzanne.  He had genius in him.  Scientific, precise.  It was a perfect start. And on  it has gone - father to mother... sister to brother... father to daughter...
it was an accident.   gifford, too.	The portraits, Lasher.  Why are the witches always before a door...? Tell me, Lasher.  Now!
aaron was in the dream.  a dream tilled with spirits.   you killed him, didn't you...?	It was an accident.   Gifford, too.
no!	Tell me what I am, Rowan.
i don't know what you are!!!	That is what you must discover.   see what I am, my love. With all your power - see me, and know what I am.
there was no thought.  there was no act.    that is not what i am.	I don't know what you are!!!
you went into the cells --- and you changed them.  how...?!	There was no thought.  There was no act.    That is not what I am.
i do not understand...	You went into the cells --- and you changed them.  How...?!
wrong...?  science is not magic.	I do not understand...
what is wrong...?	Wrong...?  Science is not magic.
leave me alone!	What is wrong...?
go on. rowan.  go on.	Leave me alone!
only you...	Change me, Rowan, and we can change everything...
focus all your powers on me, rowan until it is done. only me...	Only you...
you mustn't hurt him. mustn't - mustn't hurt..	Focus all your powers on me, Rowan until it is done. Only me...
then help me--- for his sake...	You mustn't hurt him. Mustn't - mustn't hurt..
i love michael...	Then help me--- for his sake...
--- and i have heard you from the beginning... from it's very first beat.	I love Michael...
i've waited for you - the one whose science could match her powers...  do you know what it's like - to sense the majesty of something so sublime just beyond your reach...?  to float in a dream that keeps a .promise half-hidden in its shadows.-.?  i did not choose to be such as this!  suzanne brought me here.  she called to me!	But have I...?  Ever...?!
and now you expect me to stockpile corpses for you...?!	No, my love.  I want nothing more of the dead.  I want you to --- chang me.
i only wanted to see as others do... feel as others do...  ...but marguerite could not help me.  nor julien...	And now you expect me to stockpile corpses for you...?!
i know that you're evil.	I only wanted to see as others do... feel as others do...  ...but Marguerite could not help me.  Nor Julien...
do not tell me that!	I LOVE MICHAEL.  MICHAEL!!
i love him!	Do not tell me that!
but i could understand. i want to understand!	I LOVE him!
what michael gives me is stronger than anything you could ever inderstand.	But I could understand. I want to understand!
you crave what i might show you.  what you can learn.  what i can give you.  so much more than michael can.	What Michael gives me is stronger than anything you could ever inderstand.
a girl...?	It's too soon to know.
from the night on the moor, when i was swept into the world and first knew this exquisite pain - it is a mayfair who has wanted me!  suzann. and deborah.  stella - marguerite - antha  - diedre -  all of them.  and you will have a child...	A girl...?
it's very dangerous to assume you know what a woman wants.	From the night on the moor, when I was swept into the world and first knew this exquisite pain - it is a Mayfair who has wanted me!  suzann. and Deborah.  Stella - Marguerite - Antha  - Diedre -  All of them.  And you will have a child...
if that were true, i would not be here.	It's very dangerous to assume you know what a woman wants.
go away!  i don't want you here.	If that were true, I would not be here.
there is no one here but the dead.	Go away!  I don't want you here.
i bring her flowers too.	There is no one here but the dead.
i'm going to have a baby.   michael wants to name it after you - if it's a girl.  diedre mayfair curry. pretty, huh...?  funny --- i never really thought i'd ever ---	I bring her flowers too.
you're very clever, aren't you...?	I am only what you are --- what all of you have been.   what do you think of yourself now, my love...?
if i could feel like you feel...but i have only others' feelings - . . like breeres that blow through me.  things to be felt, yes --- but not nine to feel...	It you harm Michael, I will let my anger loose.  And you will feel that. Do you understand...?
if you knew how i yearn for that...	If I could feel like you feel...but I have only others' feelings - . . like breeres that blow through me.  Things to be felt, yes --- but not nine to feel...
to love, you must be able to feel.	If you knew how I yearn for that...
it is from love.	To love, you must be able to feel.
made it...?	It is from love.
explain this to me --- violated...?	You bastard...
you violated me!!!  on my wedding night!	Explain this to me --- violated...?
i 1ove you, rowan.  i've always loved you.  i only wanted to be in your thoughts. to bring myself into your thoughts - so i could be as we are now.	YOU VIOLATED ME!!!  ON MY WEDDING NIGHT!
the wasps were meant for michael - but there's only so much you can control, isn't there?  the great and powerful lasher - undone by a faulty ladder-..  why would you hurt him...?!  answer me.	I 1ove you, Rowan.  I've always loved you.  I only wanted to be in your thoughts. To bring myself into your thoughts - so I could be as we are now.
stop!	Always loved you..
i am with you, my love. like no other can ever be.	Nooo...  NO!  Stop!
like this...?	I am with you, my love. Like no other can ever be.
yes, michael.  harder--.  more...	Like this...?
lie...?	There are things you will not tell him.
you do not love michael   how can you love - if you lie...?	Lie...?
i am your son.  i would not wound you. i could not - ever.	I know.    you are my son -
i'll destroy you.  i swear it!  if you don't kill me, i'll find a -	'Kill you...?'  You are my mother.  Do you think I would hurt you...?
enough!  he is dead.  you are here for me now.  michael is gone!	I'll destroy you.  I swear it!  If you don't kill me, I'll find a -
let me go...  michaelllllll...	ENOUGH!  He is dead.  You are here for me now.  Michael is gone!
put - him - down!  his - his heart...	How is your heart, Father...? Is the Timex still ticking...?
yessss...	Always loved you. Rowan.  Always...
like this...  like this...?	Yessss...
harder...	Like this...  LIKE THIS...?
rowan...	Harder...
harder...	Rowan...
lasher...  where --- where is ---	It's alright...it's airight.  He's gone, Michael...  Gone.
michael - i'm sorry...  just give me -	No.
you could kill me - right now, couldn't you...?  couldn't you...?!  tell me the truth --- is it lasher...?  answer me!!	Michael - I'm sorry...  Just give me -
you bastard!	You could kill me - right now, couldn't you...?  couldn't you...?!  Tell me the truth --- is it Lasher...?  Answer me!!
how 'bout a backward hex with a three-quarter twist...?	You bastard!
stop it!	How 'bout a backward hex with a three-quarter twist...?
why bother to ask, ro...?  why don't you just make me stay,..?	Stop it!
michael - please -  just. a little longer.  don't leave.	Why bother to ask, Ro...?  Why don't you just make me stay,..?
i've never asked you to explain yourself - because you used to let me inside!  but i'm on the outside now...  you put me there!	Michael - please -  just. a little longer.  Don't leave.
i can't leave now.  don't ask me to explain!  i just can't!	I've never asked you to explain yourself - because you used to let me inside!  But I'm on the outside now...  you put me there!
that's not good enough.  why not...?!	I can't leave now.  Don't ask me to explain!  I just can't!
i can't.	That's not good enough.  Why not...?!
you've gone away from me, ro...  someplace i don't know how to get to.	It's not true.  You have to believe me.
i - i...  i can't, michael.  there's stuff --- at the clinic -	Gotcha.
hi.    you - you wanna get some breakfast...?  maybe see a movie...?	I - I...  I can't, Michael.  There's stuff --- at the clinic -
hi.	Hi.    You - you wanna get some breakfast...?  Maybe see a movie...?
something's wrong with you.	Nothing is wrong with me.  I know something's in there - and so do you.
go ahead.	Something's wrong with you.
dovetails.  gotta be a hundred years old.	Go ahead.
what were you talking about...?	Yyou look terrible.  You're exhausted. You practically live at the goddamn clinic.    Even pregnant women who aren't doctors know that You can't -
when aid you get home last night...?	What were you talking about...?
nah - i had a shmuck of an uncle named lucas.    grayson.	Where are you gitting these...?  Aaron --- if it's a boy.
a bit much.    lucas.	Nah - I had a shmuck of an uncle named Lucas.    Grayson.
if it's a boy --- taylor.	A bit much.    Lucas.
michael - why would he want to hurt stu...?	I don't know.
is he - is he gonna die...?	Lock the door.  Lock it
you alright...?	A little sore.  Darm...   Finish up my section, will ya...?
your beneficence.	I'm serious.    Whatever it was - it's still there inside me, isn't it - change and all...?
michael - what made you fall in love with me...?	Your beneficence.
remember the first time we made love - and then ---	- we made a fire.
talking to me dear...?	Remember the first time we made love - and then ---
you did that, didn't you...?	Talking to me dear...?
rowan we're below sea level. i've spent time there myself.	That's not funny.
that's cause we're below sea level.	ROWAN we're below sea level. I've spent time there myself.
fall in new orleans...  this whole town is waterlogged!  the matches, the wood, my clothes, my skin.	That's cause we're below sea level.
it's not some fairytale in an old book.    michael - look at me.  i didn't choose this, michael.  this is who i am.  i love you.	I love you too.
no.    this is unreal...	It's not some fairytale in an old book.    Michael - look at me.  I didn't choose this, Michael.  This is who I am.  I love you.
no - i didn't kill him.   would you rather i'd let them kill us - after they'd raped me...?	No.    This is unreal...
did you see the old man on the ---	Michael!
nobody makes a car like them nasis...	Did you see the old man on the ---
gee - look at that.  i didn't know alligators came this far up on shore	Mm-hmm...
maybe the shrimp you bad last night.	Mm-hmm...
mm-hmmm...	Maybe the shrimp you bad last night.
you look a little green.	Mm-hmmm...
hey - you're bleeding.	Dropped it.
wanna snack...?	A little wine...?
so how come i love you most when you stick your finger in your chin...?	Wanna snack...?
their what...?	So how come I love you most when you stick your finger in your chin...?
aren't we supposed to love somebody for their moral rectitude or their courage or their beneficence -	Their what...?
that's great!	Guess so.    I keep thinking about the witches - when I was... down there    There was - caring.  They saved me, Ro.  They said 'go back'...  Wel1-  I came back - to you - to love you.  I like seeing it that way, y'know...?
i took off my gloves today - with aaron -  - and it was okay.	That's GREAT!
and i thought i was the mindreader.	I took off my gloves today - with Aaron -  - and it was okay.
you're just afraid i'll drop dead before i finish the damn house.	And I thought I was the mindreader.
hey - i'm getting married in the morning - i already gave up drinking. one crutch at a time, doctor.	You're just afraid I'll drop dead before I finish the damn house.
smoking is bad for your heart, michael.	Hey - I'm getting married in the morning - I already gave up drinking. one crutch at a time, Doctor.
you're a ve-ry bad witch, you know that...?	No, I'm ve-ry good --- and you aught to know.
either do i.    i love you, ro.  you know that. you're a total mystery to me - but i love you.	Than letts get rnarried, Michael.  I could put a spell on you - and make you say yes.
i don't think of us that way - ever.	Either do I.    I love you, Ro.  You know that. You're a total mystery to me - but I love YOU.
ro, how long have we known each other.	I don't think of us that way - ever.
if we married, we'd shut him out forever.	Ro, how long have we known each other.
maybe he's just - waiting...	If we married, we'd shut him out forever.
he can't hurt us, michael.  it's us - our love.  he can't find a crack in it.  he can't find a way in.	Maybe he's just - waiting...
i'm wondering why the hell he hasn't shown up.	He can't hurt us, Michael.  It's us - our love.  He can't find a crack in it.  He can't find a way in.
hello..	Michael - this is Beatrice Mayfair. And this is her brother, Giff---
everyone - this is michael curry.	Hello..
you sure...?	It's the next best thing to being there' - right...?
let's see.	You sure...?
i'll bet she had a wonderful smile.	Let's see.
what about your work back home...?	They need doctors in New Orleans too.   Michael - think what I could do with the money!
i'm soon to be a very wealthy witch.	What about your work back home...?
it'd take mounths... and cost a fortune.	I'm soon to be a very wealthy witch.
yes.  i love you.  very much.	I've come home, Michae1, for the first time.  I want to stay here - with you.
do you love me, michael...?	Yes.  I love you.  Very much.
i am!   and so are you.  you thought you'd found yourself a nice, sensible doctor. pause)  michael, if you don't want -	Do you love me, Michael...?
rowan...   think of what's in that book.  think of last night!	I am!   And so are you.  You thought you'd found yourself a nice, sensible doctor. pause)  Michael, if you don't want -
stop looking at me like that! i'm not some siren chanting to the moon.  and my life is not a cosmic whim!  i am in charge of my life -  - and i want to stay.  everything that was taken from me is here, michael. all these years, she was there without me.  helpless. i should have been here.	Rowan...   Think of what's in that book.  Think of last night!
even if it's all true - that doesn't make you a witch! it's 1992, rowan!	But it scares the hell out of you, doesn't it. Michael...?
he's in there!  or are you out for a stroll in the garden ...?!  where are you, goddamnit...?!	Even if it's all true - that doesn't make you a witch! It's 1992, Rowan!
c'mon.  let's go to the ho---	He's in there!  Or are you out for a stroll in the garden ...?!  where are you, goddamnit...?!
ro - you can't really believe that. nobody can murder someone with their feelings.  i mean --- that's crazy.	Is it more or less crazy than dying and coming back to life with hands that can see...?  God, Michael --- what am I...?
michael - i saw him!  twice!  carlotta said i  ---  killed graham - with - with my anger.	Ro - you can't really believe that. Nobody can murder someone with their feelings.  I mean --- that's CRAZY.
it could've been a tornado - or a - a hurricane.  maybe -	Michael - I saw him!  Twice!  Carlotta said I  ---  killed Graham - with - with my anger.
she - she said i - i was a ---	- a witch.
i know.  it's not possible --- but i know.	She - she said I - I was a ---
you know...?	I know.  It's not possible --- but I know.
wait a minute.  rowan - what is going on...?	Goodbye, Michael.   I love you.
go to lax and get on a flight to new orleans.  go to the ponchartrain hotel and wait for me.  i'll call you there.	Wait a minute.  Rowan - what is going on...?
what about you coming down here...?	Go to LAX and get on a flight to New Orleans.  Go to the Ponchartrain Hotel and wait for me.  I'll call you there.
michael - i have to go - to new orleans. i'll - i'll call yati when i -	What about you coming down here...?
what's wrong..?	Michael - I have to go - to New Orleans. I'll - I'll call yati when I -
listen.  last night - oh christ, this'1l take forever to explain. god, michael...	What's wrong..?
rowan...?	Listen.  Last night - oh Christ, this'1l take forever to explain. God, Michael...
michael!  jesus  i've been trying -	Rowan...?
hello...?	Michael!  Jesus  I've been trying -
we're quite a pair, you and i.	Mad. for each other.
you could fly down tomorrow.  i could be there the next day  i think i can last that long without you.	We're quite a pair, you and I.
god knows, i'm intriguing.	Michael, do you want to wear those for the rest of your life...?
i called dr. styles at the neurological institute  in l.a., remember...?  he said he'd see you.  he was intrigned.	God knows, I'm intriguing.
michael - this place is increadible.  you - you're brilliant...  the things you created...	I called Dr. Styles at the Neurological Institute  In L.A., remember...?  He said he'd see you.  He was intrigned.
seems more like a year than a month.	Michael - this place is increadible.  You - you're brilliant...  The things you created...
stop it.	You stop it.  you're loving, and gentel..  You're the most remarkable woman I've ever met --- so stop telling me I don't know what I feel just cause you're scared.  Cause it won't work.
let's see...  next you tell me all the terrible things about you - and prove that we're doomed to fail - right...?   you hate kittens and puppies, you've drivin all your lovers to suicide --and those mysterious deaths at the hospital were really -	Stop it.
i'm serious.  you don't -	Let's see...  Next you tell me all the terrible things about you - and prove that we're doomed to fail - right...?   you hate kittens and puppies, you've drivin all your lovers to suicide --and those mysterious deaths at the hospital were really -
is this the part where you try and talk yourself out of how good this is...?	I'm serious.  You don't -
christ, michael - what the hell are we doing...?  we don't even know -	Is this the part where you try and talk yourself out of how good this is...?
you don't know what you meant -  because you don't know me.	Christ, Michael - what the hell are we doing...?  We don't even know -
all i meant was -	You don't know what you meant -  because you don't know me.
far from it, michael... don't put me up there.	All I meant was -
doctor's orders- - -?	Captain's orders.
just sit there and soak up the vitamin d.	Doctor's orders- - -?
why don't you let at do that...?	Just sit there and soak up the vitamin D.
y-u-h-e-e-y-a-h.  yu-hee-yah...? no way, busters use it in a sentence.	Okay.     y'all make sure and come back now, reeeeal soon - yu'heeyah.
ms. yin, and mr. yang  aha!	Y-U-H-E-E-Y-A-H.  Yu-hee-yah...? No way, busters use it in a sentence.
you look very deep when you do that.  it's interesting.  we're complete opposites-  i'd never just sit and wait for insparation.  i'd skip my turn and swap some letters.	Ms. yin, and Mr. yang  Aha!
you touched him --- and saw him...? what was he doinging.  kinky...?	It's come to that, huh...?  Three weeks - and you need a psychic skin flick to perk up our sex life...?
he fools around with his patients too.	you touched him --- and saw him...? What was he doinging.  Kinky...?
he's very pleased with your response to the surroundings.	He fools around with his patients too.
too much... too fast...?	Mm-hmm.     Scared-  I feel a little like the moth and the flame.
nope-  my father died before i was born. my mother died in childbirth.   el1ie was my only blood relation.  so she brought me here... the day after i was born.	Too much... too fast...?
really...?  your family there...?	Nope-  My father died before I was born. My mother died in childbirth.   El1ie was my only blood relation.  so she brought me here... the day after I was born.
i was born, in new orleans, too-	Really...?  Your family there...?
oh. the green underwater ghost's...  the man with the eyes in his hands...	You still feel that crazy...?
and whose houses do you design...?	Oh. The Green underwater Ghost's...  The Man With The Eyes In His Hands...
my mother and i used to take long walks and make up stories about the houses and the people who lived inside.  the queen's house-. the gangster's house-. the clown's house- like that.	And whose houses do you design...?
it's unbelievable that you can do that.	It - it feels like - like I'm being filled up. crowded out of myself.   Like I'm fading away-
you knelt there, helpless-  you couldn't save him.   there was so such anger in you-.   death infuriates you...	It's unbelievable that you can do that.
my uncle.  graham.  he and my aunt, ellie raised me.  he - he - had a stroke-  just before ellie died - of cancer. last year.	You knelt there, helpless-  You couldn't save him.   There was so such anger in you-.   Death infuriates you...
what're you - a mindreader...?  who was the man on the kitchen floor. ~.?	My uncle.  Graham.  He and my Aunt, Ellie raised me.  He - he - had a stroke-  Just before Ellie died - of cancer. Last year.
what else did you see- michael...?	What're you - a mindreader...?  Who was the man on the kitchen floor. ~.?
i'll bet you say that to all the women who bring you back to life and then seduce you.	What else did you see- Michael...?
you're very --- different.	I'll bet you say that to all the women who bring you back to life and then seduce you.
yessssss...	you're very --- different.
like this...?  like this...?!	Yessssss...
harder!	Like this...?  LIKE THIS...?!
rowan...	HARDER!
harder...	Rowan...
you're not gonna give me the textbook analysia, are you doctor...? my vision was just the chemical reaction of an oxygen-starved brain - and nobody -	No. I'm not.  Doctors should be the first ones to admit utter ignorance about some things.
you know - doors and keyholes are common signposts in out-of-body -	You're not gonna give me the textbook analysia, are you doctor...? My vision was just the chemical reaction of an oxygen-starved brain - and nobody -
the one time i want it to work...	You know - doors and keyholes are common signposts in out-of-body -
just one.  the bar's closed.	The one time I want it to work...
nothing.  absolutely nothing-	Just one.  The bar's closed.
what do you see...?	Nothing.  Absolutely nothing-
do they keep everything 'out' ...?	As far as touching things, yes. But the vision - that keeps pouring into my head-    It won't go away God - if I could just understand it.
my jury's still out on that,	Then call it in. Mr. Curry. Whatever's happeninq to you - death is not the preferable alternative.  I'm in the life business - remember..?
i'm glad you're around to say it.	My jury's still out on that,
i don't remember you at all-  you - you saved my life-  bizarre thing to say, isn't it...?	I'm glad you're around to say it.
'freak at the week.'   that's what the tv crew. call it-  people come right to the house.  they have a husband or wife who skipped town - or a missing kid-  they bring a sweater or a toy - and ask me to touch it. so i can teel them where they are..	I don't remember you at all-  You - you saved my life-  Bizarre thing to say, isn't it...?
i've read the stories - and seen the news coverage.	'Freak at the week.'   That's what the TV crew. call it-  people come right to the house.  They have a husband or wife who skipped town - or a missing kid-  They bring a sweater or a toy - and ask me to touch it. so I can teel them where they are..
i guess so.  the trick is remembering how to act like one.  i'm glad you called, mr. curry. i wanted to see you.  why don't we go to my office...	I've read the stories - and seen the news coverage.
they like you ------- kids.	I guess so.  The trick is remembering how to act like one.  I'm glad you called, Mr. Curry. I wanted to see you.  Why don't we go to my office...
a few hours and i'll be wasting away in margaritaville.  oh, sweet decadance.	Just don't fall off any ladders.
left behind...?  this about rowan...?	Yes.   Partly.  It's - it's -  Stu - do you believe in ---
i'm getting --- left behind.	Left behind...?  This about Rowan...?
you okay...?	Just nervous.  Getting married, you know.     Got the rings...?
wow...	If you like that type.
'leave bees be - and the bees be nice.' didn't your father ever teach you that...?	That's a wasp.  Fuckers'll sting a tree if they're bored-  so - where is she...?
the guy i told you about - aaron...?  he says i can learn to control them. that i could lose the gloves at some point.	'Leave bees be - and the bees be nice.' Didn't your father ever teach you that...?
well, normie - you won't have to worry about this one being finished for a lonnnnng time.  how are the hands...?	The guy I told you about - Aaron...?  He says I can learn to control them. That I could lose the gloves at some point.
you can't just -	Go away, GODDAMNIT!
on which planet...?	You can't just -
bullshit!  let me in!   mikey - there are people who can help figure this ont.	On which planet...?
go home, stu  i'll call you.	Bullshit!  Let me in!   Mikey - there are people who can help figure this ont.
sooner or later you're gonna run out of things to change.  you always do.	I just - hate it when they're - finished.
mikey - pregnant women get crazy you know that.  i mean - hell, they're all crazy anyway - right...?	Comes running out the front door - down the walk to them. MICHAEL seems to pull inside himself. Cool.  Aloof.
is that a crack about our singing...?	Is that what you were doing...?
i thought it was 'whistle while you work.	Is that a crack about our singing...?
hey - i love gloves-  i look really great in gloves.	I like him.  He can stay.
he's got great hands.	Hey - I love gloves-  I look really great in gloves.
you really love this guy...?	He's got great hands.
i thought you were almost engaged, stu...?	You really love this guy...?
sut mckinley.  marry me.	I thought you were almost engaged, Stu...?
rowan mayfair.	Sut McKinley.  Marry me.
that would mean liquidating sizable amounts of cash.	I plan on liquidating almost evetything.
no tax shelters.  no funding.  i want to fund the clinic - exclusively.  the diedre mayfair research clinic.  i'd like to find an existing building and move in immediately - while we draw up plans for new construction.	That would mean liquidating sizable amounts of cash.
that's new territory for us...but yes, we can look into that.  explore shelter possibilities, funding bodies. we could -	No tax shelters.  No funding.  I want to fund the clinic - exclusively.  The Diedre Mayfair Research Clinic.  I'd like to find an existing building and move in immediately - while we draw up plans for new construction.
i've decided not to open a practice here  i want to set up a research clinic.  for infant genetic disorder.	That's new territory for us...but yes, we can look into that.  Explore shelter possibilities, funding bodies. we could -
standard for a mayfair marriage.  rowan - there is a codicil concerning the mayfair assets. they must be... aahhh... held separate from the other party... michael  that is it's in the will - for centuries.  tradition enjoins, rowan.   of course, future earnings from your practice will not fall into -	I've decided not to open a practice here  I want to set up a research clinic.  For infant genetic disorder.
papers...?	Standard for a Mayfair marriage.  Rowan - there is a codicil concerning the Mayfair assets. They must be... aahhh... held separate from the other party... Michael  that is it's in the will - for centuries.  Tradition enjoins, Rowan.   of course, future earnings from your practice will not fall into -
we'd better get to work on the papers.	Papers...?
sounds good - thank you	Don't mention it - now can I get back to my accounts, or do you want to fillet me?
why don't you take a few weeks off - you're due some holiday time.	Sounds good - thank you
i thought someone was following me - i - er -  i just needed my computer and some things...listen, i'd like to work from home for a few weeks - is that ok?	Why don't you take a few weeks off - you're due some holiday time.
well i'm glad i'm not them - what are you doing here so late? come to that, what the hell have you got that for?	I thought someone was following me - I - er -  I just needed my computer and some things...Listen, I'd like to work from home for a few weeks - is that OK?
i thought you were someone else	Well I'm glad I'm not them - what are you doing here so late? Come to that, what the hell have you got that for?
a person could get killed round here just for working late	I thought you were someone else
i'm sorry - i didn't think	A person could get killed round here just for working late
oh my gawd!	I'm sorry - I didn't think
i heard something like that	Then it's going to be 'I killed for sex'... Listen darling, why won't you let us use your real name for the features - if people knew that it was the ELLEN CARTER writing the features and not just some pseudonym - then we might shift more units. You haven't written anything in four years darling - I know you need this job - and if circulation keeps dropping, there's not going to be a magazine for you to write for...
you know that circulation is down for three months in a row.	I heard something like that
that's not technically accurate - simpsons murders weren't sexually motivated.	You know that circulation is down for three months in a row.
i've got a tenant coming over later - can i take the afternoon off?	As long as you get the HACKSAW piece done by FRIDAY... FRIDAY?
don't give me shit - what do you want?	I've got a tenant coming over later - can I take the afternoon off?
the one on the left - definitely...	Don't give me shit - what do you want?
which do you think is her best shot...	The one on the left - definitely...
this must be one of the old keys -	Yes - I have had it for years.
i wasn't a manager here then mrs steckler - don't you remember?	I'm terribly sorry - I have a bad memory...
oh really - you must remember me from when i was a regular customer.	I wasn't a manager here then MRS STECKLER - don't you remember?
i shouldn't say this - but you really remind me of someone i know	Oh really - you must remember me from when I was a regular customer.
hello mrs steckler - we haven't seen you for a long time	No - I've been abroad for a long time...
no - not all the time - i mean	I know what you mean - I'll meet you at VINNIES WINE BAR at six if you like. And don't make any plans for this evening...
all the time?	No - not all the time - I mean
no -it's no problem - i do it all the time	All the time?
yes, i'm sure you could - but i can't risk you loosing your job	No -it's no problem - I do it all the time
and it can't be forged?	I didn't say that - I'm sure it could be, but our clients must sign in first, checking signatures, and a photo ident - we had a nasty theft two years ago and we've been very strict since then.
that's right...	And it can't be forged?
so there is only one key...	That's right...
then we would have to call in our locksmith to break the lock	So there is only one key...
tell me brian, what would happen if the client lost the key?	Then we would have to call in our locksmith to break the lock
yes it is...	Tell me BRIAN, what would happen if the client lost the key?
its cramped in here isn't it brian	Yes it is...
brian...	But - If you could show me round now - and I'll meet you later?
that's very kind of you mr griffiths...?	BRIAN...
well, if you could come sometime just before we close, then i could show you everything and  then we could go for a drink to discuss the finer points...	That's very kind of you MR GRIFFITHS...?
when could i look round?	Well, if you could come sometime just before we close, then I could show you everything and  then we could go for a drink to discuss the finer points...
chic magazine?	Yes - it's about bank safety deposit boxes - I wonder if you might just explain how they work - and maybe even show me round.
you see, i am writing this article for chic magazine	CHIC MAGAZINE?
don't you want me now leslie	No - I'll have you after
i loved you ellen - why did you do this?	It's what you would do to me
i don't want either of us to come to any harm - please...	You killed my friend!
nothing leslie - i just think we should wait...	WAIT FOR WHAT!?
whats wrong...what have i done wrong?	Nothing LESLIE - I just think we should wait...
i haven't been using it recently leslie	CRAP! - I wish I had taken a photo of your face when I gave some to that DETECTIVE - What's wrong ELLEN - you look pale - maybe you have been eating the wrong kind of foods lately - it could be food poisoning?
it's not that - i just don't want any sugar	Why whats wrong with the sugar -
there isn't that much - you didn't even taste it - what's wrong - don't you like my tea?	It's not that - I just don't want any sugar
i don't like sugar	There isn't that much - you didn't even taste it - What's wrong - don't you like my tea?
why did you let him in?	What was I supposed to do?
first finish your tea...	He doesn't need to...
ellen, would you like a cup - there's plenty in the pot	No thanks -
leslie?  is that good enough?	Yes - I suppose so...
i am sorry...	LESLIE?  Is that good enough?
i thought we had a relationship built on trust - and you just slap me in the face...	I am sorry...
leslie i'm sorry - i - i didn't know what to think	I thought we had a relationship built on trust - and you just slap me in the face...
we've got nothing to talk about	LESLIE I'm sorry - I - I didn't know what to think
where are you going?	Out - I may be some time
but ellen, i told you i have stopped...	But for how long - what will set you off again? You'll be walking down the street and some girl will be wearing a white hat - and that will be it - back on the merry go round...
you want me to wear white for you? you must be madder than i thought...	But ELLEN, I told you I have stopped...
yes...	You want me to wear white for you? You must be madder than I thought...
what is it?	Open it...
what's wrong?	I am ashamed of what I have done ELLEN. When I read what you had written it made me think - look into myself - I haven't dared look into myself for a long time - I have stopped ELLEN, I can't carry on - I won't carry on. All I want is to start a new life - I want a second chance...You are good to me - you don't condescend, you're intelligent, and very beautiful...
what's wrong?	Nothing could be better...
demons... this wouldn't have been possible without you... you have given me incentive ellen - i can see clearer now...	What's wrong?
psychiatrists would say that you are confronting your demons	Demons... This wouldn't have been possible without you... You have given me incentive ELLEN - I can see clearer now...
i know this sounds insane ellen, but... telling you all of this, writing the book... it feels good. don't get me wrong - i feel like a weight is being lifted from my shoulders... when i tell you what i have done - i can't believe it is me...yet i know it was. this is like a purging for me...	Psychiatrists would say that you are confronting your demons
what?	I know this sounds insane ELLEN, but... Telling you all of this, writing the book... It feels good. Don't get me wrong - I feel like a weight is being lifted from my shoulders... When I tell you what I have done - I can't believe it is me...Yet I know it was. This is like a purging for me...
i want it to stop - it all to stop...	Then make it stop...
it was wrong - all my life i have been cheated - cheated of anything good - i shouldn't have been born - i was a mistake - my natural mother was a whore - that makes me...	I want it to stop - it all to stop...
what was your relationship with stephanie?	It was wrong - all my life I have been cheated - cheated of anything good - I shouldn't have been born - I was a mistake - my natural mother was a whore - that makes me...
stephanie loved me - she got some insurance money and took legal custody of me - she was just old enough. we had a ball for years - we could do anything, anywhere, anyhow...and we did...we would play games - she would be the executioner and i would be the convict - she would strap me into the arm chair and pretend to electrocute me...	What was your relationship with STEPHANIE?
did stephanie kill your mother?	STEPHANIE loved me - she got some insurance money and took legal custody of me - she was just old enough. We had a ball for years - we could do anything, anywhere, anyhow...And we did...We would play games - she would be the executioner and I would be the convict - She would strap me into the arm chair and pretend to electrocute me...
my sister - my adopted sister -	Did STEPHANIE kill your MOTHER?
stephanie?	My sister - My ADOPTED SISTER -
no...i didn't do it...i wish i had but i didn't. i was beaten to it. stephanie became my mother.	STEPHANIE?
you think i killed my mother don't you?	Did you?
my mother...?  i never knew my real mother - i was adopted	Tell me about your adopted MOTHER
and how did it feel to be rid of him	Wonderful - like a great release - He was a malignant cancer and I had to remove him - the world is better without him
why should i?	Why not? Please - it would help me
tell me how it happened...	Why should I?
you've killed but you're not a killer	That's right...Don't ever think that you and I are the same - we're not even remotely similar. I did what I had to do for myself, for my own self preservation - not to live out some bizarre role playing fantasy. My husband was sick -
i don't think so...this isn't a game you know...there aren't points or leagues. sure i killed my husband - but i am no killer.	You've killed but you're not a killer
you are the first person i have ever told any of this to. we are birds of a feather ellen...we're in the same league	I don't think so...This isn't a game you know...There aren't points or leagues. Sure I killed my husband - but I am no killer.
what didn't you like about her?	I hated being treated like a failure - looked down on - my sister used to do that - I hated it - I should have known, when we got married - in a registry office of course - she wore maroon - I just wanted a white wedding  I think she thought I was a ticket to the good life. I had a good job, prospects. And she was a slut - I didn't know until too late. One day, I came
it seemed like a good idea at the time - why did you marry your husband.	What didn't you like about her?
then why did you marry her -	It seemed like a good idea at the time - why did you marry your husband.
my wife  my wife was the only one who really deserved it.  leslie do this. leslie do that. leslie it's your fault... she used to tell me what to wear, where to go, what to do - she mothered me...	then why did you marry her -
tell me about your wife...	My wife  My wife was the only one who really deserved it.  LESLIE do this. LESLIE do that. LESLIE it's your fault... She used to tell me what to wear, where to go, what to do - she mothered me...
i have something i have to show you...	Tell me about your wife...
how long have you been watching me?	I have something I have to show you...
do you feel sorry for the girls you have killed	Why should I feel sorry - they're dead.
let me ask you, why do you wear black ellen carter? what are you running from?	Do you feel sorry for the girls you have killed
is white an expression of innocence? do you crave innocence leslie?	Let me ask you, why do you wear black ELLEN CARTER? What are you running from?
i don't know...	Is white an expression of innocence? Do you crave innocence LESLIE?
is 'their' colour an expression of their inner self? by that i mean, extroverts wear bright colours - so what are people who wear white?	I don't know...
i don't know...	Is 'their' colour an expression of their inner self? By that I mean, extroverts wear bright colours - so what are people who wear white?
ok, the press call you the white angle because you only kill girls wearing white - why white - white clothes, blonde hair...	I don't know...
i don't want to talk about it -	OK, the press call you the WHITE ANGLE because you only kill girls wearing white - why white - white clothes, blonde hair...
the press think that the white angel is a woman - why is that? do you dress up leslie?	I don't want to talk about it -
you know everyone accuses me of being sick - the press, the tv - but i'm not you know - they are - i don't watch it for entertainment every night - i don't sit and watch it whilst eating my dinner - they all say, how could he cut her up? she was dead - i can't hurt something dead - and all this whilst they slobber down their processed beef burgers by the dozen - i couldn't eat one of those burgers, you don't know what has gone in them!	The press think that the WHITE ANGEL is a woman - why is that? Do you dress up LESLIE?
what did you do with her?	You know everyone accuses me of being sick - the press, the TV - but I'm not you know - they are - I don't watch it for entertainment every night - I don't sit and watch it whilst eating my dinner - they all say, how could he cut her up? She was dead - I can't hurt something dead - And all this whilst they slobber down their processed beef burgers by the dozen - I couldn't eat one of those burgers, you don't know what has gone in them!
no she didn't...	What did you do with her?
didn't debbie deserve anymore?	No she didn't...
because a dog will attack with a ferocity and force that we poses, but centuries of social contamination has run it out of us - that is what sets us aside from the purity of the beasts...society is rotting - men who once were strong and kept everything working are getting soft - women are making them soft - by the time a pretty girl has reached twenty - she has had three lifetimes worth of fun and attention- so she doesn't deserve any more -	Didn't DEBBIE deserve anymore?
i don't know	Because a dog will attack with a ferocity and force that we poses, but centuries of social contamination has run it out of us - that is what sets us aside from the purity of the beasts...Society is rotting - men who once were strong and kept everything working are getting soft - women are making them soft - by the time a pretty girl has reached twenty - she has had three lifetimes worth of fun and attention- so she doesn't deserve any more -
my car  i stopped working from my car.  she could have stopped me you know - if she really wanted too. that is the difference between the confusion of humanity and the purity of the beast - if a dog attacked you - you could easily kill it without any damage to yourself - why then do people get bitten by dogs - savaged? why?	I don't know
oh anywhere - whenever i needed to - do you know how easy it is to take them? you just pick up a hiker, or someone off the streets - they believe so easily you know, 'look, i have something to show you' i would say - and that would be it. one girl, i think her name is debbie - she had broken down on the motorway, and i offered to take her to a service station to call for a tow truck - she just got in and i drove away. when i pulled into the layby and took out my knife - she just froze, and said - what do you want? - i said, you know what i want. - but she didn't. getting rid of the bodies is just as easy - the first i cut up, put in bags with bricks in, and tossed them off eldridge bridge in broad daylight.  the real problem with my work is the blood - there is so much of it - and it all spurts out so fast - like a fountain. it made such a mess of	my car  I stopped working from my car.  She could have stopped me you know - If she really wanted too. That is the difference between the confusion of humanity and the purity of the beast - If a dog attacked you - you could easily kill it without any damage to yourself - Why then do people get bitten by dogs - savaged? Why?
where do you kill them...	Oh anywhere - whenever I needed to - Do you know how easy it is to take them? You just pick up a hiker, or someone off the streets - they believe so easily you know, 'Look, I have something to show you' I would say - and that would be it. One girl, I think her name is Debbie - she had broken down on the motorway, and I offered to take her to a service station to call for a tow truck - She just got in and I drove away. When I pulled into the layby and took out my knife - she just froze, and said - what do you want? - I said, You know what I want. - But she didn't. Getting rid of the bodies is just as easy - the first I cut up, put in bags with bricks in, and tossed them off Eldridge Bridge in broad daylight.  The real problem with my work is the blood - there is so much of it - and it all spurts out so fast - like a fountain. It made such a mess of
no - the police say i've killed fourteen - but i've not - i've killed many more. it amazes me how they just haven't found the bodies. what is society coming to when people just don't get missed. i agree, some of them are well hidden - i probably couldn't even show you where i put them - one girl, number eight i think the press called it - she wasn't even mine - i don't know who did it but i didn't	Where do you kill them...
you don't know?	No - the police say I've killed fourteen - but I've not - I've killed many more. It amazes me how they just haven't found the bodies. What is society coming to when people just don't get missed. I agree, some of them are well hidden - I probably couldn't even show you where I put them - one girl, number eight I think the press called it - she wasn't even mine - I don't know who did it but I didn't
i don't know	You don't know?
and how many people have you killed?	I don't know
oh, about six years since i graduated	And how many people have you killed?
and how long have you been a dentist?	Oh, about six years since I graduated
i'm a dentist	And how long have you been a dentist?
so what do you do?	I'm a dentist
sugar?	Yes, one and a half please.
if you want any - there's some left in the kitchen	I think I will pass...
yes - i'm sorry ellen...	Don't worry - Is that my hammer  Well Just make sure that it's put back in the garage...
my names isn't angela...	Yes - I'm sorry ELLEN...
it says in the contract i can have a lock fitted - is there a problem angela?	My names isn't ANGELA...
what's with all the locks - and hammering	It says in the contract I can have a lock fitted - is there a problem ANGELA?
i'm sorry?	What's with all the locks - and hammering
what are you doing?	I'm sorry?
do you take sugar?	Yes, two please. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pry, it's just that I really loved your book
i lost the touch	The touch?
sure...	Tell me - ELLEN CARTER  Forgive me for being so pushy, but aren't you a novelist? Didn't you write that terrific book - 'The Color of Fear'?
oh - tell me ellen, i can call you ellen?	Sure...
it doesn't mention 'females only'	I really don't know what to say
no he had to - he's just - he's out...	He saved my life you know - has he told you...
is leslie here?	No he had to - he's just - he's out...
i had an accident - i fell down stairs...	Is LESLIE here?
what happened?	I had an accident - I fell down stairs...
leave!? who the hell do you think you are?	I'm your landlady
i want you out now	Leave!? Who the hell do you think you are?
you don't own him you know - you can't tell me not to see him!	Yes I can...
you heard me - keep away from him	You don't own him you know - you can't tell me not to see him!
what?	You heard me - keep away from him
i would prefer it if you kept away from leslie	What?
what's wrong with you?	I would prefer it if you kept away from LESLIE
yes - but you live here too - if it were your house?	I think he's fine - I don't know why you have this thing about men - it would be nice to have a guy in the house for a change - I don't think he would hurt a fly.
i don't know - it's your house ellen	Yes - but you live here too - If it were your house?
well, what do you think?	I don't know - it's your house ELLEN
i'm sorry, i couldn't - when is she due?	At 2.00...
i'd watch her mate - she has thing for men - they disappear near her.	I think you had better leave
as it happens, i was at home alone - maybe we could solve each others problems?	Get out...
at home alone - where were you?	As it happens, I was at home alone - maybe we could solve each others problems?
it did give me a chance to meet you again ellen - it's all routine you understand...so where were you?	At home alone - where were you?
you think i'm the white angel?	It did give me a chance to meet you again ELLEN - It's all routine you understand...So where were you?
i'm here about the so called disappearance of your husband - it's best if we let old bones lie. know what i mean?  i'm working on the white angel case now - and i've got to check all known murderers or suspected murderers for the last five years... and that means you...so where were you last thursday afternoon around five...	You think I'm the WHITE ANGEL?
what brings the rats out of the sewers?	I'm here about the so called disappearance of your husband - It's best if we let old bones lie. Know what I mean?  I'm working on the WHITE ANGEL case now - and I've got to check all known murderers or suspected murderers for the last five years... And that means you...So where were you last THURSDAY afternoon around five...
what's this all about?	So have you seen hubby recently ELLEN?
it's been what, three years?	What's this all about?
good - i've got to dash -  say that i said hello to ellen for me would you...	Yes - of course.
yes, that would be nice - i'll call round some time...	Good - I've got to dash -  Say that I said hello to ELLEN for me would you...
i'd really like it if you would come round some time - then i could cook you a meal - what do you say...	Yes, that would be nice - I'll call round some time...
that's good	I'd really like it if you would come round some time - Then I could cook you a meal - what do you say...
i'm good - i was just making a delivery near here, so i thought i would see if you were about...	Yes, come on in...
i thought it was you - how are you?	I'm good - I was just making a delivery near here, so I thought I would see if you were about...
her husband left her	Oh...
you're a novelist - why didn't you tell me?	And not just any novelist - a great novelist - it was an impressive piece of work ELLEN...
i'm sorry, i didn't mean to shout...	Don't worry about it -
just put it in my room	No worries
surgery? are you a doctor?	No - a dentist
i'm really very sorry - i was banking on this coming through, because it's only five minutes from my surgery...	Surgery? Are you a doctor?
angel...	Yes, sorry - He's here to make sure that you are alright
sugar?	Yes - one please.
i shouldn't really - i'm not your surgeon...	Who said anything about surgery...It'll only take a moment.
oh no sir - just making some enquiries...just tell her that inspector taylor called on you - she'll understand	I'll be sure to...
no - she isn't in any trouble is she?	Oh no sir - just making some enquiries...Just tell her that INSPECTOR TAYLOR called on you - she'll understand
so she didn't mention anything more about it?	No - she isn't in any trouble is she?
or was it, she wished he was dead - that's it - i believe he left the country with another woman - all rather sordid.	So she didn't mention anything more about it?
dead?	Or was it, she wished he was dead - that's it - I believe he left the country with another woman - all rather sordid.
yes...?	INSPECTOR DAVE TAYLOR - Scotland yard ...Can I have a word?
dr steckler?	Yes...?
you got everything you ever wanted.	Except the girl. The only one that really mattered.
we wanted to challenge the notions of classic beauty. we wanted to showcase women throughout the world.	Next time, make sure you put a barf bag in the centerfold.
holy stinkers, what were you thinking?	We wanted to challenge the notions of classic beauty. We wanted to showcase women throughout the world.
get them together.	Brilliant!  Molly, give me all you've got.  For Merk.
and while you're at it, i'll take ten dozen of those puppies with the springy heads.	I love those springy head puppies!
no, leave one. somebody's grandmother might want one.	And while you're at it, I'll take ten dozen of those puppies with the springy heads.
hell yes, all hundred and seventeen of 'em!	No, leave one. Somebody's grandmother might want one.
i thought i loved her.	Chicks are like buses. If you miss one, don't sweat it. There's another coming 'round the corner.
i feel like i've just been hit by a mack truck.	With a refrigerated cargo bed full of sirloin tip.
you'll never believe who's in there.	It better not be my Aunt Trudy.
sorry. ginger got a little, you know, enthusiastic.	You'll never believe who's in there.
you're late, bro!	Sorry. Ginger got a little, you know, enthusiastic.
a couple of boys fighting over a pair of red silk panties is nothing compared to what he's seen.	Yeah, he's probably been serving cocktails, SO TO SPEAK, at the orgies.
i'd call you a sick, twisted fuck. but this is different.  she wasn't your mother mother--	Give me those!
how would you like it if i did that to your mother's panties?	I'd call you a sick, twisted fuck. But this is different.  She wasn't your mother mother--
take a whiff of heaven.	How would you like it if I did that to your mother's panties?
oh, how inappropriate is that!	Take a whiff of heaven.
i feel like i'm entering a forbidden tomb...	...where they get all the really good porno channels on cable.
i'd feel like staying up all night! forever! or at least till i got the lay of the land, so to speak.	I feel like I'm entering a forbidden tomb...
it's a lot to digest. imagine how you'd feel.	I'd feel like staying up all night! Forever! Or at least till I got the LAY of the land, SO TO SPEAK.
don't be such a pansy. all of this is yours.	It's a lot to digest. Imagine how you'd feel.
and some really fast cars.	Don't be such a pansy. All of this is YOURS.
then there must be a whole room, made completely of chocolate.	And some really fast cars.
our plane crashed. in the grand canyon. a big fiery explosion. we never made it to l.a. they needed dental records to identify us. and this place. this. actually. is. heaven.	Then there must be a whole room, made completely of chocolate.
dead?	Our plane crashed. In the Grand Canyon. A big fiery explosion. We never made it to L.A. They needed dental records to identify us. And this place. This. Actually. Is. Heaven.
i get it now. you and me. we're dead.	Dead?
beauty? no. we're talking goddess.	I get it now. You and me. We're dead.
don't tell me.  another vision of incomparable beauty?	Beauty? No. We're talking GODDESS.
check it out!	Don't tell me.  Another vision of incomparable beauty?
what is it now?	Check it out!
hurry.	What is it now?
check this out.  hurry!	I better go, Dad.
so far away? in xenia?	Yeah, whatever.
i'd kiss your mother with this mouth. i mean, if she wasn't, you know...	So far away? In Xenia?
you kiss your mother with that mouth?	I'd kiss your mother with this mouth. I mean, if she wasn't, you know...
oh. well. maybe not yet.	Not ever. Never.
this isn't some 80's porno film, you dip shit. there are no wild sex orgies.	Oh. Well. Maybe not yet.
i wonder how many of them will be at the orgy tonight?	This isn't some 80's porno film, you dip shit. There are no wild sex orgies.
this is like my every wet dream come true.  i don't even care that you're here, too, bro.	Be cool. Fake it if you have to.
i can't believe that's your mother. we're talking babe-a-licious chub fest, right here in the 501's.	Perv.
wait a second, i thought we were hamburger guys.	And like every hamburger guy knows, when you get your one big chance at the good life, you abuse every second of it until they figure out you don't belong there and kick your sorry ass out.
don't you know anything about limo etiquette? everything in here is included for our pleasure.	Wait a second, I thought we were hamburger guys.
cut it out, before you break something!	For a guy about to try his first Dom Perignon, you are extremely uptight.
this is the life, baby. we get ourselves some tail and we're talking spring break!	Cut it out, before you break something!
...a bouncer? are you serious?	Maybe he got promoted.
well, dad said...	...A bouncer? Are you serious?
who the hell was your father?	Well, Dad said...
what are the odds of there being another ted nelson on our flight?	Astronomical.
nobody knows about your constant masturbation.	And nobody knows you're a virgin!  Aw, who are we kidding...
nobody knows you barfed during junior high school graduation.	Nobody knows about your constant masturbation.
nobody knows about your mental retardation.	Nobody knows you barfed during junior high school graduation.
seriously, it's like we're being reborn. we really could reinvent ourselves here, just like you said. nobody knows about your massive humiliation.	Nobody knows about your mental retardation.
poor freud, turning in his grave.	Seriously, it's like we're being reborn. We really could reinvent ourselves here, just like you said. Nobody knows about your massive humiliation.
think about it...long tunnel, bright lights, it's full of vaginal symbolism.	Poor Freud, turning in his grave.
don't do it, ted. don't do it.	Any time, any day, a man can completely reinvent himself.
i defy any and all limits.	Don't do it, Ted. Don't do it.
that's crazy talk.	I defy any and all limits.
i defy your hamburger theory of life, and all of the unfulfilled hopes and dreams it represents.	That's crazy talk.
you have a better chance of being hit by a mack truck with a refrigerated cargo bed full of sirloin tip.	I defy your hamburger theory of life, and all of the unfulfilled hopes and dreams it represents.
someday, i'll find out.	You have a better chance of being hit by a Mack truck with a refrigerated cargo bed full of sirloin tip.
one thing for sure, christy malone ain't lookin that good naked.	Someday, I'll find out.
were you always this sick?	One thing for sure, Christy Malone ain't lookin THAT good naked.
the only chick more untouchable than christy malone is miss april.  "hi, my name's ginger. i love tofu burgers, rainy nights, and riding bareback.  my biggest turn-off is cell phones during sex." here's a tip:  set it on vibrate, honey, and don't be stingy with the lube.  don't knock it till you tried it.	Were you always this sick?
she smiles at everyone, ted.  she's like a newborn with gas.	The only chick more untouchable than Christy Malone is Miss April.  "Hi, my name's Ginger. I love tofu burgers, rainy nights, and riding bareback.  My biggest turn-off is cell phones during sex." Here's a tip:  set it on VIBRATE, honey, and don't be stingy with the lube.  Don't knock it till you tried it.
see? did you see that?	She smiles at everyone, Ted.  She's like a newborn with gas.
that vibe is from your wrist, pal. you've been over-tenderizing your meat, again.	See? Did you see that?
i genuinely think she wants me. i feel a vibe.	That vibe is from your wrist, pal. You've been over-tenderizing your meat, again.
don't get me wrong. we can salivate over all the christy malones of our lives. wishing we could devour them like melt-in-your-mouth filet mignon. but we're strictly hamburger guys. ground chuck, sixty eight percent lean, is about the best we can hope for.	That's Charlie.  My best friend. He's into beef analogies, partly because he's a butcher's son, and partly because, well, he's just into beef analogies. What can I say? He's also a photographer...
you and your pep talks.	Don't get me wrong. We can salivate over all the Christy Malones of our lives. Wishing we could devour them like melt-in-your-mouth filet mignon. But we're strictly hamburger guys. Ground chuck, sixty eight percent lean, is about the best we can hope for.
come on, bro. spare yourself the humiliation, the degradation...	You and your pep talks.
we don't generally feature blow-up dolls in our magazine. but hey, if you think there's a market for it.	God, I love being dead.
these are real, live women?	We don't generally feature blow-up dolls in our magazine. But hey, if you think there's a market for it.
if it isn't straight by now, son, you probably should see a doctor.	These are real, live women?
let me get this straight...	If it isn't straight by now, son, you probably should see a doctor.
every one of these women thinks she should be the next angel of the month. it's your job, ted, to decide which of them is right.	Let me get this straight...
never say never.	Oh, god.  Look. Look.
naked girls, wild sex, video games. no wonder it's called "heaven."	This is a fun place...but we don't usually come here until after the orgies.
not bad for a hack. he has a future in yellow journalism.	He kicked major ass and you know it.
that explains the emptiness that haunts me.	Jealousy is so unattractive.
you've obviously never had your dogs nestled in thousand dollar italian loafers.	That explains the emptiness that haunts me.
new hushpuppies don't make a new man.	You've obviously never had your dogs nestled in thousand dollar Italian loafers.
we reinvented ourselves.	New Hushpuppies don't make a new man.
what gives, don corleone?	We reinvented ourselves.
god, you are so hot.	Then you better get in the water, before you get burned.
maybe on the outside. but inside, deep down, i've always been dripping with special sauces.  are you hungry?	God, you are so hot.
come on, i was hamburger. you were porterhouse.	Maybe on the outside. But inside, deep down, I've always been dripping with special sauces.  Are you hungry?
i was always too shy to admit how much i liked you.	Come on, I was hamburger. You were porterhouse.
you expect me to think at a time like this? there isn't a drop of blood in my brain.	Oh, Teddy Bear, you're funny.
i mean, what do you think?	You expect me to think at a time like this? There isn't a drop of blood in my brain.
you have changed since second grade.	I mean, what do you think?
well?	You have changed since second grade.
things change. now i'm taking off my clothes...all by myself.	Well?
i miss those days, when schoolyard sexual harassment was without consequence.	Things change. Now I'm taking off my clothes...all by myself.
remember dress up day?  you and charlie lifting skirts during recess.	I miss those days, when schoolyard sexual harassment was without consequence.
which you pulled, hard!	That was code for "I like you."
i remember the first time you walked into mrs. temple's class in 2nd grade. blue gingham dress. blond ponytail.	Which you pulled, hard!
you know...take the pictures?	I remember the first time you walked into Mrs. Temple's class in 2nd grade. Blue gingham dress. Blond ponytail.
do it?	You know...take the pictures?
i have to admit, i am so totally turned on. we should do it. now.	Do it?
i do? i mean, yeah, i do.	I have to admit, I am so totally turned on. We should do it. Now.
i thought i'd be nervous, but you sure know how to make a girl feel relaxed, teddy bear.	I do? I mean, yeah, I do.
christy?  you want to be in "heaven?"	I turned eighteen over spring break. I'm eligible.
hi, teddy bear.	Christy?  You want to be in "Heaven?"
yeah? you like?	Makes your shoulders look so big and broad.
great jacket, teddy bear.	Yeah? You like?
so that's a maybe?	The answer is NEVER, Ted, NEVER. Except maybe in your dreams.
you really don't get it, do you? i am genetically programmed to desire a big, buff, manly man who can defend and provide for me and my yet to be conceived offspring! it's, like, a caveman thing!	So that's a maybe?
so you'll think about it?	You really don't get it, do you? I am genetically programmed to desire a big, buff, manly man who can defend and provide for me and my yet to be conceived offspring! It's, like, a caveman thing!
oh, ted, duh.  i smile at everyone since i got my braces off.	So you'll think about it?
but that smile.	Oh, Ted, DUH.  I smile at everyone since I got my braces off.
i don't like you. we're just friends.	But that smile.
you like me. i like you. i guess it's pretty obvious to everyone.	I don't LIKE you. We're JUST FRIENDS.
ted, have you lost your mind?	You like me. I like you. I guess it's pretty obvious to everyone.
teddy? would you please please please take me to the prom?	SHUT UP!  Are you serious? Of course I will...of course.
if you don't have...i mean...	Teddy? Would you please please please take me to the prom?
yeah?	If you don't have...I mean...
and i was wondering.	Yeah?
yeah?	And I was wondering.
well. the prom's coming up.	Yeah?
ladies first.  i insist.	Well. The prom's coming up.
you go first.	Ladies first.  I insist.
from your lips, to god's ears.	You go first.
wouldn't it be awesome if we were about to say the exact same thing?	From your lips, to God's ears.
we think you should give up the magazine. sell it. let someone else run it. whatever it takes.	We want you to go to college, find a career you love, marry a nice girl from a nice family, and live happily ever after.
we miss you. we miss our son.	We miss our family.
we're not ashamed of you, teddy. we don't approve of the magazine or the models or the so-called "flesh parties" you attend. but we can get past all that.	We miss you. We miss our son.
but that doesn't make you the boss of everything, son.	Don't you see how your self involvement and lack of humility are affecting the whole family?
you have to understand. this was a big shock, for all of us. one minute you're our little boy, of whom we could not be more proud. the next minute you're the owner of this whole pornographic empire.	But that doesn't make you the boss of everything, son.
we wanted you and jimmy to have it someday. something real and honest.	We love our lives just the way they are.
ted, we put a lot of love in our business.	We wanted you and Jimmy to have it someday. Something real and honest.
i always wanted craftsman tools. he even got me the limited edition buckeye colors.	Oh, honey. We can't accept this extravagance.
sweetheart, what is it?	I always wanted Craftsman tools. He even got me the limited edition Buckeye colors.
we can't accept it.  it's much too expensive. right, dear?	Of course, dumpling. Its very nice of Ted but...
we have a truckload of strawberries arriving on tuesday morning.	We own a small family grocery store.
shut your pie hole, jimmy.	I will not have my boys arguing.
watch your tone, mister.	Why don't you just admit what this is really all about? I'm not your real kid and you can't control me anymore.
that is your dream, not mine. my dream is so far beyond anything you people could even imagine.	Watch your tone, mister.
i paid off the mortgage! i ordered that winnebago you always wanted! now you're ashamed of me?	You ordered a Winnebago?
it's okay. you need me?	Your mom said you've been ignoring your chores.
sorry i--	It's okay. You need me?
but those are our dreams, son. we have to make them come true.	Consider me your fairy godfather, except without the fairy part. No more mealy apples and bruised bananas, ever, for the rest of your lives.
finally, some gratitude.	We're grateful, Ted. It's not that. Those Craftsman tools...they're a dream come true.
dad, let's just say i can buy anything i want in the whole bookstore. including the bookstore.	Well, good. Every little bit helps.
i know they were simple people, but did this trip help your college fund at all?	Dad, let's just say I can buy anything I want in the whole bookstore. Including the bookstore.
just say it, dad.	I know they were simple people, but did this trip help your college fund at all?
ted, it's your dad.  i have a question for you.  i don't know how to put it tactfully. you know i'm lousy with words.	Just say it, Dad.
there ya go. always remember, focus on the peach...	...not the pit.
i guess it's better than having tribal patterns carved in my face.	There ya go. Always remember, focus on the peach...
whatever helps you cope.	I guess it's better than having tribal patterns carved in my face.
like one of those "national geographic" specials with the topless chicks?	Whatever helps you cope.
think of it as a rite of passage to manhood.	Like one of those "National Geographic" specials with the topless chicks?
i guess we could go to disneyland or something.	Think of it as a rite of passage to manhood.
be a sport. how bad could spring break in los angeles be?	I guess we could go to Disneyland or something.
yeah.	Be a sport. How bad could spring break in Los Angeles be?
they did do one great thing. they gave us our boy.	Yeah.
i guess.	They did do one great thing. They gave us our boy.
they had a rough life. your father was a bouncer. your mother was, well, a two-bit stripper. there was no place for a baby.	I guess.
well, why should i?	They had a rough life. Your father was a bouncer. Your mother was, well, a two-bit stripper. There was no place for a baby.
son.	Well, why should I?
they didn't want me when i was born. why should i care...	Son.
of course we are.	They didn't want me when I was born. Why should I care...
you guys are my parents.	Of course we are.
i'm getting so good at this.	You guys are my parents.
sometimes you have to do stuff you don't want to do. it's all part of growing up. and it usually works out peachy in the end.	I'm getting so good at this.
the lesson being?	Sometimes you have to do stuff you don't want to do. It's all part of growing up. And it usually works out peachy in the end.
it was the year of the rhizopus rot. grandpa almost lost the farm. you sacrificed your dream to go to the prize hog festival. and in the end you saved the peaches and you didn't have to slaughter your sow.	The lesson being?
you're way ahead of me again?	It was the year of the rhizopus rot. Grandpa almost lost the farm. You sacrificed your dream to go to the prize hog festival. And in the end you saved the peaches and you didn't have to slaughter your sow.
remember how you struggled through that whole facts of life talk and then found out i knew more than you?	You're way ahead of me again?
grandpa was so strong back then. working from the crack of dawn. so proud of his peaches.	Remember how you struggled through that whole facts of life talk and then found out I knew more than you?
dad, please.	Grandpa was so strong back then. Working from the crack of dawn. So proud of his peaches.
i remember spring break of my senior year.  seems like a lifetime ago.	Dad, please.
we understand your disappointment, teddy. christy is a pretty, sexy, provocative, voluptuous...  we...uh...we understand your disappointment.	It's my private business! Mine!
well?	I guess...I don't know...I guess we should leave if we're not wanted.
hang in there, i'll think of something.	Well?
this is humiliating. we're being ejected from a prom!	Hang in there, I'll think of something.
what do you want me to do?	This is humiliating. We're being ejected from a prom!
ted! do something!	What do you want me to do?
teddy, i thought we were having a moment here.	Of course we were.
after graduation...maybe we could go away together?	Whatever you want.
hmmm?	After graduation...maybe we could go away together?
teddy? i was thinking.	Hmmm?
i always knew there was more. i felt it.	Then remember, you are the heir to a billion dollar empire. You have a staff of literally thousands. Multiply everything you ever imagined by a million and you still can't even wrap your head around everything that is yours. ALL YOURS.
or do you have a taste for the good life, ted? it's in your blood.	I always knew there was more. I felt it.
what do you mean? i'm ted nelson.	And who IS Ted Nelson?
who exactly are you?	What do you mean? I'm Ted Nelson.
don't worry.  he found the chocolate room.	Hi ho, Silver.
shopping, really? i should tell my friend.	Don't worry.  He found the chocolate room.
hey, ted. wanna go shopping?	Shopping, really? I should tell my friend.
that's me.	I almost didn't recognize you without...you know...that stallion between...your...uh...legs.
the one with the horses.	That's me.
i know.  i'm ginger. miss april.	The one with the horses.
i'm ted, by the way. i think i forgot to say that.	I know.  I'm Ginger. Miss April.
your father liked shifting. he said it brought him closer to the engine. "like a woman, purring with ecstasy."	I'm Ted, by the way. I think I forgot to say that.
some of them have to be automatics.	Your father liked shifting. He said it brought him closer to the engine. "Like a woman, purring with ecstasy."
it's your car. these are all your cars.	Some of them have to be automatics.
i don't even know if i should be doing this. it's a very expensive car.	It's your car. These are all your cars.
the first time can be awkward. you just have to get on and try again.	I don't even know if I should be doing this. It's a very expensive car.
now release the brake. and slide the stick into first gear.	Got it.
i don't have much experience with a...uh...stick.	Want a lesson?
you do know how to drive?	I don't have much experience with a...uh...stick.
they're in the ignition, silly.	You do know how to drive?
i-i don't have the keys.	They're in the ignition, silly.
so here we are. dead. but we never want you to want for anything. that is, we want you to have everything.	Everything.
before we knew it, we created the most popular men's magazine in the entire nation. the rest is history.	So here we are. Dead. But we never want you to want for anything. That is, we want you to have everything.
can you believe that was me?	Before we knew it, we created the most popular men's magazine in the entire nation. The rest is history.
we had no idea the nudie magazine we started in the garage would turn into all this.	Can you believe that was me?
but we did want you. it's just that you don't always get to keep what you want. we knew you needed a real mom and dad.	We had no idea the nudie magazine we started in the garage would turn into all this.
if you're anything like yours truly, then you probably figure we didn't want you when you were born, so who cares if we're dead? am i right?	But we did want you. It's just that you don't always get to keep what you want. We knew you needed a real mom and dad.
but don't worry...we'll be in heaven. the real heaven, i mean. not that heaven is an actual place, but more like a state of being. or not being. who knows. maybe we know now.	If you're anything like yours truly, then you probably figure we didn't want you when you were born, so who cares if we're dead? Am I right?
but if you're watching this, then it means we bit the dust.	But don't worry...we'll be in heaven. The REAL heaven, I mean. Not that heaven is an actual place, but more like a state of being. Or not being. Who knows. Maybe we know now.
oh, sweetheart! we wish we could be right there to hug the living daylights out of you!	But if you're watching this, then it means we bit the dust.
and the girl i love, she hates "heaven." if i keep it, she'll never respect me.	But how can you respect yourself if you don't?
i understand.	And the girl I love, she hates "Heaven." If I keep it, she'll never respect me.
they're not my parents, helen. my parents are back in xenia and i hurt them very much.	I understand.
your parents would be crushed to think you weren't happy with it.	They're not my parents, Helen. My parents are back in Xenia and I hurt them very much.
my legacy.	Your parents would be crushed to think you weren't happy with it.
giving you up was the most unselfish thing they ever did. when they founded "heaven," they wished they could take you back but it was too late. all they could do was build the empire, knowing that someday it would all be yours.	My legacy.
i wondered about them, for so many years. i wondered if i looked like them, acted like them. i wondered why they gave me up.	Giving you up was the most unselfish thing they ever did. When they founded "Heaven," they wished they could take you back but it was too late. All they could do was build the empire, knowing that someday it would all be yours.
they kept this scrapbook of your life. it meant the world to them.	I wondered about them, for so many years. I wondered if I looked like them, acted like them. I wondered why they gave me up.
you mean they knew who i was?	They kept this scrapbook of your life. It meant the world to them.
your parents never wanted to interfere with your life, ted. they knew your mom and dad loved you very much. they knew they did the right thing. but that doesn't mean they didn't watch you and miss you, from afar.	You mean they knew who I was?
it's a little more serious than that, bill. the stockholders have requested a meeting. they want our guarantee that this will never happen again.  some of them are even calling for ted's resignation.	Look, the girls of Xenia are gorgeous, you'll see. Next month we'll be back to normal.
no problem, consider it done.  i had this idea of shooting on location. outdoors, you know? maybe at some famous xenia landmarks. you think that would be a problem?	We'll send you the release forms, Ted. Our staffers will help in any way they can.
you're on the next plane home.	I'm Helen McDole.  Your father's executive secretary.
i see, so you'd be open to little ladies from pasadena, who want to show you their knickers?	Matter of fact, Jay, I'm planning a pictorial focusing on the women of my hometown, "The Girls of Xenia." Just to show my appreciation.
matter of fact, jay, my uncle and i are planning to rethink the magazine. to expand the traditional western notions of "beauty."	I see, so you'd be open to little ladies from Pasadena, who want to show you their knickers?
what about the future? you planning to rock the boat at all? stir things up in "heaven?"	Matter of fact, Jay, my uncle and I are planning to rethink the magazine. To expand the traditional western notions of "beauty."
i'm no stranger to the notion of philanthropy. andrew carnegie has long been one of my idols.	What about the future? You planning to rock the boat at all? Stir things up in "Heaven?"
are they hitting you up for donations? asking you to sponsor the local quilting bee?	I'm no stranger to the notion of philanthropy. Andrew Carnegie has long been one of my idols.
well, jay. they've been exceptionally supportive.	Are they hitting you up for donations? Asking you to sponsor the local quilting bee?
how are the hometown folks treating you, back in xenia?	Well, Jay. They've been exceptionally supportive.
great.	From my wise, albeit youthful, vantage point, the world is your oyster. You scored big.
i didn't forget.	You ever look down on them again and call them "grocers" like it's a dirty word, and you'll be sucking your filet mignon through a straw for six to eight weeks. Got it?
but just for the record, my mom is a kick-ass schoolteacher and my dad is the best damn auto mechanic this side of the himalayas. you seem to have forgotten they opened nelson's family market so they could build something permanent, a legacy, for us. their kids.	I didn't forget.
look ted. i'm cool with everything. you've long been dissatisfied with our mediocre little town. you've always had an itch for the good life. i'm happy for you. this couldn't happen to a nicer guy.	But just for the record, my Mom is a kick-ass schoolteacher and my Dad is the best damn auto mechanic this side of the Himalayas. You seem to have forgotten they opened Nelson's FAMILY Market so they could build something permanent, a legacy, for us. Their kids.
that's a crappy thing to say.	Look Ted. I'm cool with everything. You've long been dissatisfied with our mediocre little town. You've always had an itch for the good life. I'm happy for you. This couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
i meant biologically.	That's a crappy thing to say.
he was my grandfather, too.	I meant biologically.
funny you should say that. my grandfather was a peach farmer.	He was my Grandfather, too.
you're a peach.	Funny you should say that. My Grandfather was a peach farmer.
you can't come back. that is, you can, but your things will be in the room you currently think of as mine.	You're a peach.
i miss them, too.	You can't come back. That is, you can, but your things will be in the room you currently think of as mine.
aside from the fact that mom's eyes are nearly swollen shut from crying and dad spends all his time under the car trying to fix stuff that isn't broken, things couldn't be better.	I miss them, too.
are they okay?	Aside from the fact that Mom's eyes are nearly swollen shut from crying and Dad spends all his time under the car trying to fix stuff that isn't broken, things couldn't be better.
are you kidding? mom and dad discover i'm gone and i'll be doing hard time.	Are they okay?
that's it? i mean, you don't want to order room service or anything? we could play games and watch movies and stuff.	Are you kidding? Mom and Dad discover I'm gone and I'll be doing hard time.
just a formality.	That's it? I mean, you don't want to order room service or anything? We could play games and watch movies and stuff.
you want it in writing?	Just a formality.
if you could just sign right there.	You want it in writing?
you can have it, then. i'm not going back there.	If you could just sign right there.
mom and dad said it's yours. they seem to think you're coming home.	You can have it, then. I'm not going back there.
it's not up to me.	Mom and Dad said it's yours. They seem to think you're coming home.
better view, more spacious, new carpet. it's a no-brainer.	It's not up to me.
my room?	Better view, more spacious, new carpet. It's a no-brainer.
i came to ask permission to take custody of your room.	My room?
very funny.	I came to ask permission to take custody of your room.
my new bike.	Very funny.
so, what brings you here at his hour?	My new bike.
they say money can't buy happiness but this is a reasonably good facsimile.	So, what brings you here at his hour?
most places are, jimmy.	They say money can't buy happiness but this is a reasonably good facsimile.
impressive. this is bigger than our whole house.	Most places are, Jimmy.
she knew exactly where you were staying, which you neglected to tell me, your own brother.	It's really late...do your parents know where you are?
sheryl petersen is, what, nine years old, what does she know?	She knew exactly where you were staying, which you neglected to tell me, your own brother.
you can call me jimmy again. sheryl petersen said james sounds too pretentious.	Sheryl Petersen is, what, nine years old, what does she know?
james, what are you doing here?	You can call me Jimmy again. Sheryl Petersen said James sounds too pretentious.
mom, dad. meatloaf has come to represent all that ted hates about his mediocre life and the world we live in. he's what you'd call clinically bummed.	Why can't we have pot roast or stroganoff or even a little London broil? I mean, for god's sake, we own a grocery store!
they're playing our song.  dare i ask for this dance?	You better.
let your fingers do the walking.	They're playing our song.  Dare I ask for this dance?
yellow pages?	Let your fingers do the walking.
i know where you can find an excellent editor-in-chief.	Yellow pages?
i graduated from college. did great, summa cum laude and all. and i'm about to launch a brand new magazine called "exposed!"  an homage to miss julie conroy of xenia, ohio.	I know where you can find an excellent editor-in-chief.
planet ted. five years from now. what's happening?	I graduated from college. Did great, summa cum laude and all. And I'm about to launch a brand new magazine called "EXPOSED!"  An homage to Miss Julie Conroy of Xenia, Ohio.
the thing is, i'll need a first mate.	I know where you can find any number of naked girls who'd love to hop on board.
very ambitious. i like that.	The thing is, I'll need a first mate.
and i thought maybe i'd take up boating. i've always wanted to be a "coxswain."	Very ambitious. I like that.
i decided to let helen run the magazine. i need to go to college, learn a few things, you know.	And I thought maybe I'd take up boating. I've always wanted to be a "coxswain."
i'm not going anywhere, ted. you're the one with the champagne wishes and caviar dreams.	I decided to let Helen run the magazine. I need to go to college, learn a few things, you know.
julie, wow. i was afraid you left. i was afraid i'd never see you again.	I'm not going anywhere, Ted. You're the one with the champagne wishes and caviar dreams.
the thing is, i made a commitment. i said i'd do it and i have to keep my word.	Keeping your word is something I can actually respect, Ted.
you think you're working with chimps here?	The thing is, I made a commitment. I said I'd do it and I have to keep my word.
you're quick. i like that.	You think you're working with chimps here?
which explains the continued success of "heaven" for how many decades?	You're quick. I like that.
you've seen one naked breast, you've seem them all.	Which explains the continued success of "Heaven" for how many decades?
you're telling me you don't get aroused by a roomful of naked breasts.	You've seen one naked breast, you've seem them all.
aw julie, it's my job. it's like being a doctor.	You're telling me you don't get aroused by a roomful of naked breasts.
i mean your pictorial. it bothers me, profoundly.	Aw Julie, it's my job. It's like being a doctor.
i know, their small town mentality can be maddening.	I mean your pictorial. It bothers me, profoundly.
i have to be honest with you, ted. i really despise "the girls of xenia."	I know, their small town mentality can be maddening.
that's hard to believe.	But absolutely true.
julie, i'll tell you something that is the god's honest truth. i've seen a lot of really beautiful girls. i mean a lot. but none of them make me feel like you do.	That's hard to believe.
maybe someday.	Julie, I'll tell you something that is the god's honest truth. I've seen a lot of really beautiful girls. I mean a lot. But none of them make me feel like you do.
i want you to trust me.	Maybe someday.
trust is something you earn, over time. you don't just inherit it overnight like a gazillion dollar empire.	I want you to trust me.
come on.	Trust is something you earn, over time. You don't just inherit it overnight like a gazillion dollar empire.
not a chance.	Come on.
do you trust me, julie?	Not a chance.
you lose trust in someone and it's over, done, gone, forever.	Do you trust me, Julie?
turned out to be a scoundrel, eh? i saw that one coming.	You lose trust in someone and it's over, done, gone, forever.
you live and learn. i realized the most important thing to me, above all, is trust.	Turned out to be a scoundrel, eh? I saw that one coming.
a portuguese boyfriend. sounds very "cosmo."	You live and learn. I realized the most important thing to me, above all, is trust.
i had a portuguese boyfriend who could read the phone book and melt me.	A Portuguese boyfriend. Sounds very "Cosmo."
i see.	I had a Portuguese boyfriend who could read the phone book and melt me.
sounds, voices, music, humming. all of it can turn me on, or off, like a switch.	I see.
tell me more.	Sounds, voices, music, humming. All of it can turn me on, or off, like a switch.
i'm very aural.	Tell me more.
what about you?	I'm very aural.
that's refreshingly deviant.	What about you?
my fantasy is a totally naked woman, wearing nothing but a timex and suede clogs.	That's refreshingly deviant.
wearing them?  or humping them?	My fantasy is a totally naked woman, wearing nothing but a Timex and suede clogs.
shoes, if you want to know the truth. shoes are my thing.	Wearing them?  Or humping them?
i figured you for more of a hairy armpit guy.	Shoes, if you want to know the truth. Shoes are my thing.
i have a bit of a goosebump fetish. not many people know that.	I figured you for more of a hairy armpit guy.
my desire betrays me, like goosebumps on my flesh.	I have a bit of a goosebump fetish. Not many people know that.
that has more to do with your proximity to me.	My desire betrays me, like goosebumps on my flesh.
i'm trembling with excitement.	That has more to do with your proximity to me.
look at us. it's one o'clock in the morning, on a school night. we're in a smoky nightclub, hoping to catch our principal with some big city tart.	I'm trembling with excitement.
amen to that.	Look at us. It's one o'clock in the morning, on a school night. We're in a smoky nightclub, hoping to catch our principal with some big city tart.
at least it's not another 4-h meeting or a big brother barbecue.	Amen to that.
you expected whips, chains, merk being cattle-prodded by some dominatrix in a leather hood?	At least it's not another 4-H meeting or a Big Brother barbecue.
i don't know. this place seems pretty tame.	You expected whips, chains, Merk being cattle-prodded by some dominatrix in a leather hood?
let's do it.	I don't know. This place seems pretty tame.
i got an anonymous tip and an address in cincinnati.	Let's do it.
he's on the move?	I got an anonymous tip and an address in Cincinnati.
well? where the hell are you?	He's on the move?
that's probably my office.	Well? Where the hell are you?
a good journalist can take lemons and make lemonade. i'm honing my craft.	Then you won't mind covering that watermelon seed spitting contest next week...
he shut down your paper!  you're stuck writing articles about swap meets and raffles and pta brunches!	A good journalist can take lemons and make lemonade. I'm honing my craft.
you forget, i dislike you at least as much as him.	He shut down your paper!  You're stuck writing articles about swap meets and raffles and PTA brunches!
there's gotta be something. we have to dig deeper.	You forget, I dislike YOU at least as much as him.
that's two words. and i'm out of the "exposed" business, remember? i need to graduate. besides, merk's a boy scout.	There's gotta be something. We have to dig deeper.
in a word: merk. exposed.	That's two words. And I'm out of the "exposed" business, remember? I need to graduate. Besides, Merk's a boy scout.
cut to the chase, william randolph. your audience is way ahead of you.	In a word: MERK. EXPOSED.
if we were a team, we could do anything. i mean, anything.	Cut to the chase, William Randolph. Your audience is way ahead of you.
but you never do.	If we were a team, we could do anything. I mean, anything.
even when you infuriate me, i still want to kiss you.	But you never do.
i know.	Even when you infuriate me, I still want to kiss you.
you're amazing.	I know.
then you'll see who's really holding on to you.	You're amazing.
and then what?	Then you'll see who's really holding on to you.
eventually you'll let go.	And then what?
i feel like i'm being drawn and quartered. like every part of me is being pushed and pulled and tugged in a different direction.	Eventually you'll let go.
it's incredibly simple.	I feel like I'm being drawn and quartered. Like every part of me is being pushed and pulled and tugged in a different direction.
it's all so complicated.	It's incredibly simple.
a father is nothing but sperm, ted. it takes a real man to be a dad.	It's all so complicated.
i mean my father.	A father is nothing but sperm, Ted. It takes a real man to be a dad.
your dad taught you everything.	I mean my father.
you think my dad would have been like that if i knew him? you think he would have bought me a stadium, instead of teaching me how to play ball?	Your dad taught you everything.
the ozone must be fully depleted on planet ted.	You think my dad would have been like that if I knew him? You think he would have bought me a stadium, instead of teaching me how to play ball?
now it makes sense, the whole neo bohemian, down with hypocrisy, fight the power crap. you're a poor little rich girl.	The ozone must be fully depleted on Planet Ted.
i doubt it.	Now it makes sense, the whole neo Bohemian, down with hypocrisy, fight the power crap. You're a poor little rich girl.
i see.	I doubt it.
he phoned it in.	I see.
he cared enough to want you to have it.	He phoned it in.
not "whatever."  it's two different things.	He cared enough to want you to have it.
whatever.	Not "whatever."  It's two different things.
he didn't. he had it built.	Whatever.
i can't believe your dad built this for you.	He didn't. He had it built.
to the best hiding place in the world.	I can't believe your dad built this for you.
where are we going?	To the best hiding place in the world.
wow...you clean up nice.	Put your eyeballs back in your head, William Randolph. I'm on assignment. A girl has to fit in.
why can't you be nice to me?	You've got enough people kissing your ass.
second only to unbridled, narcissistic conceit.	Why can't you be nice to me?
charlie's right. jealousy is so unattractive.	Second only to unbridled, narcissistic conceit.
you're implying she's, what, a gold digger?	Charlie's right. Jealousy is so unattractive.
you're so twitterpated you don't even see the miner's hat and the pickax.	You're implying she's, what, a gold digger?
well? what do you think of her?	You're so twitterpated you don't even see the miner's hat and the pickax.
and this is not my first time on a private jet, so quit acting like i'm rebecca of sunnybrook farm.	A little respect would be nice, that's all.
see? you're impertinent, rude, sarcastic.	And this is not my first time on a private jet, so quit acting like I'm Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.
i bet there are lots and lots of mirrors on planet ted.	See? You're impertinent, rude, sarcastic.
considering this is your first time on a private jet, on which you are interviewing the world's most eligible bachelor,  you are extremely cavalier.	I bet there are lots and lots of mirrors on Planet Ted.
undoubtedly an aristocratic bartender of some sort.	Considering this is your first time on a private jet, on which you are interviewing the world's most eligible bachelor,  you are extremely cavalier.
my adoptive grandfather. who knows what my biological grandfather did.	Undoubtedly an aristocratic bartender of some sort.
i did my homework. your grandfather was a peach farmer.	My adoptive grandfather. Who knows what my biological grandfather did.
funny you should say "peachy."	I did my homework. Your grandfather was a peach farmer.
life must be peachy on planet ted.	Funny you should say "peachy."
write what you want. just try not to make it so obvious that you're crazy about me.	Life must be peachy on Planet Ted.
is this an gritty expos or a candy ass press release?	Write what you want. Just try not to make it so obvious that you're crazy about me.
don't write that part.	Is this an gritty expos or a candy ass press release?
you never know around here.	Don't write that part.
she said peanuts, you cretin.	You never know around here.
i guess.	Interesting.
i see. so more like a tight rope walker who secretly wants to be a trapeze artist.	I guess.
i felt limited. i felt confined. i felt like i was suffocating.	I see. So more like a tight rope walker who secretly wants to be a trapeze artist.
could everybody else tell you were different, or were you the only one who knew?	I felt limited. I felt confined. I felt like I was suffocating.
i don't get the distinction.	Could everybody else tell you were different, or were you the only one who knew?
different how? different like a dwarf at a basketball game? or different like a lesbian in pumps?	I don't get the distinction.
i have to admit, i always felt... different.	Different how? Different like a dwarf at a basketball game? Or different like a lesbian in pumps?
"local boy inherits more money than god." call me crazy, but i smell human interest.	Really? You wanna write about me?
me?	"Local boy inherits more money than god." Call me crazy, but I smell human interest.
then i'll write about you.	Me?
what do you want from me? i'm trying to be fair. but i can't keep you on staff if you turn every pta meeting into an agent orange cover up.	Then I'll write about YOU.
i'm still better than you. nothing changed except the decimal point in your savings account.	That's not ENTIRELY true.
i'm trying to help.	I'm still better than you. Nothing changed except the decimal point in your savings account.
just because someone died and made you king of the publishing world doesn't mean you're even one ounce smarter than you were a week ago.	I'm trying to help.
come on, julie. don't screw up. you have some real talent.	Just because someone died and made you king of the publishing world doesn't mean you're even one ounce smarter than you were a week ago.
ah ha! it was so well hidden, you didn't even know it was there.	Come on, Julie. Don't screw up. You have some real talent.
in the sense that there is no "hidden agenda" behind a bake sale that raised five hundred dollars for seeing eye dogs.	Ah ha! It was so well hidden, you didn't even know it was there.
in what sense?	In the sense that there is no "hidden agenda" behind a bake sale that raised five hundred dollars for seeing eye dogs.
your article sucked.	In what sense?
what is it, william randolph? your balls need scratching?	Your article sucked.
it's so nice to have friends like you, christy.	What is it, William Randolph? Your balls need scratching?
a few billion bucks and suddenly he's cro-magnon man of the year.	It's so nice to have FRIENDS like you, Christy.
but you triple-dog-dared me.	It was for your own good, in a twisted sort of publicly humiliating way.
i tried to warn you, william randolph. she's got stiletto heels hidden in those keds.	But you triple-dog-dared me.
i have absolutely no intention--	--Do it. I triple-dog-dare you.
go ahead. ask her to the prom. get it over with.	I have absolutely no intention--
me-ow.	Go ahead. Ask her to the prom. Get it over with.
i didn't know they gave them for best lip gloss retention during a blow job.	Me-ow.
christy's a very talented journalist. i see a pulitzer in her future.	I didn't know they gave them for Best Lip Gloss Retention During a Blow Job.
don't even tell me you're hot for miss titty pom poms over there.	Christy's a very talented journalist. I see a Pulitzer in her future.
look, i loved "exposed!" and i hate it that you got busted. i know the school paper sucks in comparison, but it's really not that bad.	Don't even tell me you're hot for Miss Titty Pom Poms over there.
is it true? is ignorance bliss?	Look, I loved "Exposed!" and I hate it that you got busted. I know the school paper sucks in comparison, but it's really not THAT BAD.
the school dumpsters used to overflow to the point where the stench was unbearable. my award winning expos changed all that. the city added an extra weekday trash pick-up.	Is it true? Is ignorance bliss?
let me guess: retail sales of little chocolate sprinkles have gone through the roof!	The school dumpsters used to overflow to the point where the stench was unbearable. My award winning expos changed all that. The city added an extra weekday trash pick-up.
that's just one example. my reporting has made a difference.	Let me guess: retail sales of little chocolate sprinkles have gone through the roof!
so, william randolph. your last big scoop contrasted the popularity of rice crispie treats and chocolate snickerdoodles at the annual bake sale.	That's just one example. My reporting has made a difference.
i need your help.  i'm really in deep shit.	Don't say "shit," honey. Use the strong vocabulary God gave you.
everything i am is because of you. can you ever forgive me?	Oh, Teddy. We missed you so much.
but who would run the store?	Forget the store. Think big.
like what?	Like take that trip to Buckingham Palace. Go deep sea fishing in the Gulf of Mexico. Now's your chance.
you're free.  you can do anything you ever wanted to do!	Like what?
oh. goodness.	You're free.  You can do anything you ever wanted to do!
don't you get it? in one day i earn more interest than the store's entire annual revenue.	Oh. Goodness.
you don't have to work another day in your lives.	But how would we pay our bills?
you promise you'll finish school?	I'll make you very proud.
only the best for my mother.	You promise you'll finish school?
oh, good lord. are those neptunes?	Only the best for my mother.
everything is lovely, ted, but much too expensive.	Mom. Believe me. I could buy all that AND the factories they came from.
just a few tokens of my affection. i'll be back soon, don't worry.	Everything is lovely, Ted, but much too expensive.
what is all this? when are you coming home?	Just a few tokens of my affection. I'll be back soon, don't worry.
well? surprised?	What is all this? When are you coming home?
save it, honey.  we want to hear every detail when you get back, but we don't want you to run up mr. zukerman's phone bill.	It's okay, Mom.  Trust me.
yeah, i'm doing fine.  i have so much to tell you.  i don't even know where to begin.	Save it, honey.  We want to hear every detail when you get back, but we don't want you to run up Mr. Zukerman's phone bill.
did you have a nice flight?  are they taking good care of you?	Yeah, I'm doing fine.  I have so much to tell you.  I don't even know where to begin.
i'm all right, mom. i'm not in siberia, you know.	Did you have a nice flight?  Are they taking good care of you?
what about charlie?  you boys could make it a little adventure.	Charlie, at a will reading? What did I do to deserve this?
that's part of growing up, honey.	What? Having spring break ruined by will readings?
no cursing in this house, young man. use the strong vocabulary god gave you.	I don't have a shred of privacy in this whole stupid town!
what is this? does everybody know everything i'm about to say or do every freakin' minute of the day?	No cursing in this house, young man. Use the strong vocabulary God gave you.
you called the cops on us?	Alcohol does horrible things to a developing young mind.
our state has a zero tolerance policy for underage drinking.	You called the cops on us?
what law, merk? having fun? letting down our hair on prom night?	Our state has a zero tolerance policy for underage drinking.
mr. nelson, you disappoint me. first you break our school board rules. then you break the law.	What law, Merk? Having fun? Letting down our hair on prom night?
you kicked us off your turf, merk. don't rain on our parade.	Mr. Nelson, you disappoint me. First you break our school board rules. Then you break the law.
i'm warning you.	A new pediatric wing at the hospital? A presidential campaign? Name it. Anything.
a statue in front of city hall, dedicated to principal dick merkin?	I'm warning you.
you're crossing the line, mr. nelson.	A statue in front of city hall, dedicated to Principal Dick Merkin?
come on, it's our only senior prom.	Deaf ears, Mr. Nelson. I answer to a higher power.
rules are rules.	Come on, it's our only senior prom.
honestly, merk. it's like you were never seventeen and the head of a media empire.	Rules are rules.
we cannot afford free speech if it excises the moral fiber of this community!	If that were true, this would be one seriously constipated town. Most guys in Xenia have been looking at naked girls in "Heaven" since they were old enough to figure out their dads hide it under the mattress.
with all due respect to merk, he doesn't have to read my magazine. but he has no right to stop others.  ever hear of the first amendment?	We cannot afford free speech if it excises the moral fiber of this community!
what kind of sick question is that? i'll be watching you, young man. your money and power mean nothing here. nothing.	I guess you won't be wanting that Rolex I sent you, then?
have you ever even looked at "heaven?"	What kind of sick question is that? I'll be watching you, young man. Your money and power mean nothing here. Nothing.
i never figured you for a pimp.	Have you ever even looked at "Heaven?"
are you kidding? this magazine is my dream. it's every red-blooded, heterosexual male's dream.	I never figured you for a pimp.
that's a good start, yes. a very good start.	Are you kidding? This magazine is my dream. It's every red-blooded, heterosexual male's dream.
you think i ought to just tell them thanks but no thanks? i don't want your silly billion dollar empire?	That's a good start, yes. A very good start.
ted, you are the best editor this school paper ever had. you don't need to be pandering flesh. it's nonsense. it's beneath you.	You think I ought to just tell them thanks but no thanks? I don't want your silly billion dollar empire?
yes, sir. i'll brace myself.	Ted, you are the best editor this school paper ever had. You don't need to be pandering flesh. It's nonsense. It's beneath you.
i'll be blunt. i know you can take it.	Yes, sir. I'll brace myself.
thanks, principal merkin.	I'll be blunt. I know you can take it.
i like you, ted. you know that. i liked you before you were filthy rich.	Thanks, Principal Merkin.
that's right. and guess who's the new king of the unemployment line.	Aw, come on, kid. Throw me a bone. I'm your uncle for gosh sakes.
all is fair in "heaven," ted-baby.	That's right. And guess who's the new King of the Unemployment Line.
thanks for teaching me an important lesson. what makes a family is love, not blood.	All is fair in "Heaven," Ted-baby.
what are you doing?	My job. Back off, Benedict.
--peaches! canned peaches!	What are you doing?
i loved my brother. i stood by his wishes to let his son run the company. a son he never knew. a son that he and his wife gave away at birth. a son who was raised in a world quite different from our own. nevertheless, i was there for the lad. i guided him as best i could. but he's only seventeen, with a mind of his own and judgment that is, well, frankly, not a chip off the old block. there is only one clear solution...  and i think we all know what that is--	--PEACHES! CANNED PEACHES!
yes?	We've got a huge problem with the magazine, Ted-baby. Our readers hate it. HATE IT. We need to talk.
thanks, uncle billy. thanks for everything.	You're a great kid. Don't you forget it.
you're right. i should work, too. our first issue together is almost ready to print.	Thanks, Uncle Billy. Thanks for everything.
i'd love to, but i really need to crack the books.  final exams are coming up and i've been slacking.	You're right. I should work, too. Our first issue together is almost ready to print.
i wish i knew you years ago, when my brother was alive. i wish he never gave you up.	Yeah, well, like my Grandpa used to say...you can't change your Christmas past, but you sure can exchange your Christmas presents.
i owe it all to you. without your help i'd be lost.	I wish I knew you years ago, when my brother was alive. I wish he never gave you up.
you're taking this bull of an empire by the horns, but you're still keeping your small town values. you're not letting all this "stuff" spoil you.	I owe it all to you. Without your help I'd be lost.
seriously? i'm doing all right?	You're taking this bull of an empire by the horns, but you're still keeping your small town values. You're not letting all this "stuff" spoil you.
such enthusiasm. have i told you lately how proud i am of you?	Seriously? I'm doing all right?
it was incredible. the light, the crowd, everything.	Such enthusiasm. Have I told you lately how proud I am of you?
i can't wait to see the pictures.	It was incredible. The light, the crowd, everything.
i never saw anybody turn so many shades of red.	I can't wait to see the pictures.
my father must've been amazing.	He was in a league of his own.
so far, so good. some of them have real angel potential.	Really? So I'm doing OK?
don't forget to tell them all your qualifications.	I'm Ted Nelson. I guess you already know that part.  For two years I've been the editor of the high school paper in Xenia, Ohio. I've won some awards, made a difference. I've always had journalism in my soul. Now I know why.
at our press conference tomorrow, i think we should announce our plans to explore the world. not just a few leggy 36d's, with blond hair upstairs and down.	That's perfect.
in other words, our scope is too narrow.	At our press conference tomorrow, I think we should announce our plans to explore the world. Not just a few leggy 36D's, with blond hair upstairs and down.
the world is a big, beautiful place.  we can open new markets in africa and asia.  imagine the dali lhama reading our magazine.	In other words, our scope is too narrow.
you think we should be more open minded?	The world is a big, beautiful place.  We can open new markets in Africa and Asia.  Imagine the Dali Lhama reading our magazine.
well...for one thing...i think it's despicable that we exclude so many women that only fit our western notion of "classic beauty."	You think we should be more open minded?
what kind of ideas?	Well...for one thing...I think it's despicable that we exclude so many women that only fit our western notion of "classic beauty."
it's not like i didn't have ideas, i had plenty of ideas. but i never even shared them with your father. never had the guts.	What kind of ideas?
my parents always say hard work builds character.	It's not like I didn't have ideas, I had plenty of ideas. But I never even shared them with your father. Never had the guts.
i never finished school myself. never had to. my brother built this empire from nothing but his wife's perky tits and a whole lot of gumption. he gave me a cushy job on a silver platter. i never struggled for a second.	My parents always say hard work builds character.
you seem like you're anything but lazy, uncle billy.	I never finished school myself. Never had to. My brother built this empire from nothing but his wife's perky tits and a whole lot of gumption. He gave me a cushy job on a silver platter. I never struggled for a second.
i've been very lazy for a long, long time.	You seem like you're anything but lazy, Uncle Billy.
really? you'd do that for me?	I've been very lazy for a long, long time.
you are home. but go ahead, finish school, do what you feel you need to do. in the meantime, i'll be your point person here on the magazine.	Really? You'd do that for me?
it's really going to be strange going home in a couple of days.	You ARE home. But go ahead, finish school, do what you feel you need to do. In the meantime, I'll be your point person here on the magazine.
no one will be laughing at you now, ted. you can take that to the bank.	It's really going to be strange going home in a couple of days.
i would have been laughed right out of xenia.	No one will be laughing at you now, Ted. You can take that to the bank.
you were the new and improved you.	I would have been laughed right out of Xenia.
i was like a different person tonight.	You were the new and improved you.
i told you you could do it.	I was like a different person tonight.
whoa. but...that's the thing...  i've never even actually...	Why, look who's here.
the supreme sovereign of sexuality.	Whoa. But...that's the thing...  I've never even actually...
me? the king of coitus?	The Supreme Sovereign of Sexuality.
you're the sultan of semen. the monarch of masturbation. the merchant prince of lust. you. ted. are the king of coitus.	Me? The King of Coitus?
i do?	You are a multi-media magnate. The Tycoon of Tits. The Baron of Bottoms.
huh! you laugh in the face of pressure!	I do?
all those people out there. it's a lot of pressure.	Huh! You laugh in the face of pressure!
you? nervous? why on earth should you be nervous?	All those people out there. It's a lot of pressure.
truth is, i'm a little nervous.	YOU? Nervous? Why on earth should you be nervous?
they said that? really?  oh, your parents. the nelson's. right, right. how midwest. i like that.	Truth is, I'm a little nervous.
just a couple of finishing touches. my parents always said you never get a second chance to make a good first impression.	They said that? Really?  Oh, your parents. The Nelson's. Right, right. How midwest. I like that.
you ready for your big coming out party? everybody's dying to meet you.	Just a couple of finishing touches. My parents always said you never get a second chance to make a good first impression.
yeah.  everything's cool.	You ready for your big coming out party? Everybody's dying to meet you.
there you are, ted-baby. everything all right?	Yeah.  Everything's cool.
we don't allow tipn, ted.	Tipping?
maybe she needs help, ted. you should be a gentleman.	I...uh...I think she's doing fine on her own.
ah, in other words, this is the apres-orgy salon?	Indeed it is. During the day, visitors prefer to be outside, au naturel. As it were.
the parties are held in here when the weather dips below seventy. which is seldom.	Seldom? No kidding?
as much as possible.	You're sure?
a lot? i mean, a whole lot?	As much as possible.
of course i like girls.	A lot? I mean, a whole lot?
you do like girls, don't you?	Of course I like girls.
i have only one concern...	You do like girls, don't you?
uh, sure. uncle billy.	I have only one concern...
smashing!  welcome to the family, ted. you are going to breathe some new life into this place. you are going to set the world on fire! you are going to...call me uncle billy? please?	Uh, sure. Uncle Billy.
i'm seventeen. i know it like the back of my hand.	Your fathered owned the entire "Heaven" empire.  You own it now. Any questions?
are you familiar with "heaven?"	I'm seventeen. I know it like the back of my hand.
how quaint.	It's spring break. I don't want to go to a will reading.
you've got the wrong guy. the closest my parents have been to the amazon is the brazilian pavilion at epcot.	Well kid, I'm speaking of...your biological parents.
i'm terrible at this. i blurt. i'm a blurter. your parents...they ...well...they exist no further.  skinny-dipping. the amazon. piranhas. it wasn't pretty.	You've got the wrong guy. The closest my parents have been to the Amazon is the Brazilian pavilion at Epcot.
my parents? what do you mean?	I'm terrible at this. I blurt. I'm a blurter. Your parents...They ...well...they exist no further.  Skinny-dipping. The Amazon. Piranhas. It wasn't pretty.
it's about your parents.	My parents? What do you mean?
oh no. no way. i've had all the bad news i can take for one day.	It's about your parents.
i'm just a messenger.	Oh no. No way. I've had all the bad news I can take for one day.
people pay good money for that?	I'm just a messenger.
bad news.	People pay good money for that?
i was in the middle of a melodramatic exit. it wouldn't really make a statement if i tiptoed out the door...what are you selling?	Bad news.
in a hurry, are we?	I was in the middle of a melodramatic exit. It wouldn't really make a statement if I tiptoed out the door...What are you selling?
how you doing, artie?	I... You know... I...
that's great.  i'll just tell my creditors i'm not a rapist.  no problem... shit.  i can't believe the board's going to act without even hearing my side of it.	The Van Ryan family created Blue Bay. They built the school... Sandra Van Ryan calls up the board and says kiss my ass, they say, left, right, or in the middle.  You're gonna need some help on this one, Sam.  You're gonna need a lawyer, and he'd better be a good one.
all i can tell you sam, is hang in there.  they clear you of this mess, you get reinstated, with back pay...	That's great.  I'll just tell my creditors I'm not a rapist.  No problem... Shit.  I can't believe the board's going to act without even hearing my side of it.
this is insane.	All I can tell you Sam, is hang in there.  They clear you of this mess, you get reinstated, with back pay...
sam... i...  sandra van ryan's been on the horn with every member of the school board all day long.  she's pushing for suspension...	This is insane.
... is accusing me of rape.  jimmy told me.  apparently i'm the last to know...	Sam... I...  Sandra Van Ryan's been on the horn with every member of the school board all day long.  She's pushing for suspension...
kelly van ryan...	... is accusing me of rape.  Jimmy told me.  Apparently I'm the last to know...
talk to me artie.	Kelly Van Ryan...
so, did you set 'em all straight on the ugly facts of life?	I have the feeling, they got it down already.  They're a step ahead of us, Artie.
i love antigua.  maybe i'll come visit you.	I'd like that.
i was thinking, antigua, maybe.	I love Antigua.  Maybe I'll come visit you.
and where might that be?	I was thinking, Antigua, maybe.
hey, i've got it, i may as well spend it, right?  i've always wanted to live where i could dive for my dinner.	And where might that be?
you look pretty.	Thanks.
she's going to wash your jeep?	Senior class fund-raising gig.  I told 'em they could hose down the Jeep.  Hey, come on.  It's for a good cause.
kelly.	She's going to wash your Jeep?
is that sandra van ryan's kid?	Kelly.
not that i'm going to be much good after last night...	Eat a power bar.
could be hers.  types match.  could be a lot of other people's too...	Second you get something on those teeth, I want it
what about the blood?	Could be hers.  Types match.  Could be a lot of other people's too...
ray.  stop calling.  i told you the dental records will take time...	What about the blood?
the teeth doin' any talkin'?	Ray.  Stop calling.  I told you the dental records will take time...
merritt, forensics.	The teeth doin' any talkin'?
how soon can we get something?	We can get blood type right away. Dental records will take longer.  You want DNA, that can take weeks.
you okay?	I'm fine.  Nice TV.
so suzie and sandra van ryan were half- sisters.	And the other girl, Kelly.  Suzie's niece.
raised her like she was, but no, walter's my only child.  he was a good boy, till the army took him.	So Suzie and Sandra Van Ryan were half- sisters.
suzie.  then you're not her grandmother...	Raised her like she was, but no, Walter's my only child.  He was a good boy, till the army took him.
she had it, before she drank herself to death.  wasn't exactly a love child...	Suzie.  Then you're not her grandmother...
and the child...	She had it, before she drank herself to death.  Wasn't exactly a love child...
wasn't enough van ryan had to destroy the people who invested here.  he got to be old, he and his rich cronies would come down here, hunt and whore, act like assholes.  one trip he showed up with this young girl he'd picked up somewhere, gotten her pregnant then dumped her in the swamp.  that came with her.	And the child...
no.  not after that night.  i don't know what happened.  maybe he caught her with some john... all i know is, the next morning the girl was gone and there was a dead boy... indian kid named davy.  used to live down the road there in a wrecked car. him and suzie were at the glades that night.  it was right after that, ray got suzie busted and sent her away.  that's what there is to say about ray duquette.	Was there ever any kind of investigation...
she still work there?	No.  Not after that night.  I don't know what happened.  Maybe he caught her with some john... All I know is, the next morning the girl was gone and there was a dead boy... Indian kid named Davy.  Used to live down the road there in a wrecked car. Him and Suzie were at the Glades that night.  It was right after that, Ray got Suzie busted and sent her away.  That's what there is to say about Ray Duquette.
got sort of hung up on her, from what hear.	She still work there?
he used to come around here.  he had a thing going with one of the girls over at the glades.	Got sort of hung up on her, from what hear.
actually, i was wondering if i might ask you about ray duquette.	He used to come around here.  He had a thing going with one of the girls over at the Glades.
about suzie?	Actually, I was wondering if I might ask you about Ray Duquette.
i was wondering if i could ask you a few questions.	About Suzie?
you come all the way out here to watch walter?	I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions.
then i guess walter can kiss that arm of his goodbye.  he don't use it for no good deeds anyway.	You come all the way out here to watch Walter?
what if something distracts it and it snaps anyway?	Then I guess Walter can kiss that arm of his goodbye.  He don't use it for no good deeds anyway.
gator can't see what's in front of it for shit.  they see out the sides.  that one don't even know walter's arm's in his mouth.	What if something distracts it and it snaps anyway?
try, kelly.	I know one thing he said.  It was when... when he took himself out and was standing up.  He said, "Don't worry, I didn't come." I can't forget that.  He said, "No little girl can ever make me come."
not at first.  he was still inside but he wasn't moving or anything...  he said we had this secret.  and that now he'd be able to help me... because we were close... something like that.  i don't know.  it's hard to remember, exactly.	Try, Kelly.
you mean he withdrew...	Not at first.  He was still inside but he wasn't moving or anything...  He said we had this secret.  And that now he'd be able to help me... because we were close... Something like that.  I don't know.  It's hard to remember, exactly.
he kept saying, "let it happen, let it happen."  then he just stopped.	You mean he withdrew...
then what?	He kept saying, "Let it happen, let it happen."  Then he just stopped.
i... he had my wrists pinned behind me. i remember my hands were cold.'	Then what?
did you try to fight him?	I... he had my wrists pinned behind me. I remember my hands were cold.'
he was large?	Did you try to fight him?
no.  i've done it a couple of times, i mean with guys i dated.  but this hurt... like, he was built... you know...	He was large?
that's okay, kelly.  you're doing fine.  but i have to ask you something here. when you say it hurt.  was this the first time a man was inside you?	No.  I've done it a couple of times, I mean with guys I dated.  But this hurt... like, he was built... you know...
yes.  i said stop.  i screamed.  i mean that's how it sounded in my head.  he hurt me...	That's okay, Kelly.  You're doing fine.  But I have to ask you something here. When you say it hurt.  Was this the first time a man was inside you?
was there penetration?  did he put himself inside you?	Yes.  I said stop.  I screamed.  I mean that's how it sounded in my head.  He hurt me...
he said something like, "do you want it dirty7" or something.  i tried to turn away, but he pushed me to the floor.	Was there penetration?  Did he put himself inside you?
i understand.	He said something like, "Do you want it dirty7" or something.  I tried to turn away, but he pushed me to the floor.
they were in me.  both places... you know.	I understand.
take your time.	They were in me.  Both places... you know.
the next thing... his hand was in my shorts... you know, from behind.  his fingers... his fingers...	Take your time.
i just want to get it over with.  my mom's making me do this. i just want to forget it.	I know you do.
how are you, kelly? would you like to take a break for a minute?	I just want to get it over with.  My mom's making me do this. I just want to forget it.
kelly's file.  read it.  you're going to find an angry, sexually confused girl who's made threats on her mother's life and a female lover she'd never identify.	Suzie?
i don't know what to say...	You could tell me where you were last night.
ray thinks she was murdered.	I don't know what to say...
maybe she used another name.	Ray thinks she was murdered.
she didn't cone home last night.  we found her car at the bus terminal, but nothing to suggest she bought a ticket.	Maybe she used another name.
how long?	She didn't cone home last night.  We found her car at the bus terminal, but nothing to suggest she bought a ticket.
suzie toller is missing.	How long?
isn't that against the law, peeking into windows?	Suzie Toller is missing.
weren't you a little worried about her...?	There's a strip mall not half a mile from my house.  There's phones there.  I cruised the place, but I didn't see her. I figured she was probably there but that she was angry and didn't want to be found.  I don't know... Maybe I should have called.  But it's not like Kelly can't take care of herself.  I figured we'd just take it up on Monday, in the office.
no.	Weren't you a little worried about her...?
did you call anyone?  did you call her house to see if she got home?  did you call the masons?	No.
and when you turned her toward the door, where did you expect her to go, without a car?	Again.  I think we covered this.  I told her I was going to call a cab.
if old pictures interest you, come back some time, there's quite a collection down in the pagoda.  i'll see you get a proper tour.	I'd like that.
the blood type on the rocks matches suzie's.	It's Homicide's job now, Ray, let 'em do it.  I'll tell you something else, there's more to this story than you know, Ray... If Suzie is dead, I think Hunter may be on the right track...
he's leaving the country.  and i don't give a shit.	The blood type on the rocks matches Suzie's.
where's lombardo?	He's leaving the country.  And I don't give a shit.
i'm tired, ray.  i'm going home.	Where's Lombardo?
and if the teeth aren't suzie's?  you'll give this up?	If I'm wrong about those teeth -- it's a promise.
stick with me on this gloria.  i need you...	And if the teeth aren't Suzie's?  You'll give this up?
what if i'm right, gloria?  what if i'm right and hunter's wrong?  what do you do if you see a bad thing coming?	Stick with me on this Gloria.  I need you...
ray, you heard him...	What if I'm right, Gloria?  What if I'm right and Hunter's wrong?  What do you do if you see a bad thing coming?
will you do me one favor?	Ray, you heard him...
poor dumb suzie, she never had a chance.	We don't know that, Ray...
her grandmother said she'd been threatening to run away.  and i found the car at the miami bus terminal.	You don't think Sam could've put it there?
the swamp, most likely... lombardo's a swamp rat, knows the body will never be found there.  but he's made a mistake.	Her grandmother said she'd been threatening to run away.  And I found the car at the Miami bus terminal.
where's the body?	The swamp, most likely... Lombardo's a swamp rat, knows the body will never be found there.  But he's made a mistake.
those are suzie toller's teeth.	Where's the body?
two kids could've gotten into a fight, lost a couple of teeth.	Those are Suzie Toller's teeth.
if you want company...	Just check out the car.
you have someplace to be?	If you want company...
i'm gonna take you back to the office. will you put out a call on suzie's car for me?	You have someplace to be?
ray.  we don't know anything yet.  she could be anywhere...	I'm gonna take you back to the office. Will you put out a call on Suzie's car for me?
it's starting, gloria.  this is how it begins...	Ray.  We don't know anything yet.  She could be anywhere...
we all have...	I mean something bad, Gloria, something bad you saw coning, and you didn't do anything, and then it happened.  I did that once.  I don't want to do it again.
were you ever in a situation where you could see a thing coming and you didn't do what you could to stop it?	We all have...
you could say that.	Were you ever in a situation where you could see a thing coming and you didn't do what you could to stop it?
guess i kind of lost it there.	You could say that.
which she might have saved, if she hadn't set out to destroy the man's life.	What?  You wouldn't go after some guy you thought raped your daughter?  Cone on.  She bought the same story we did...
where'd you come up with this stuff, anyway?	I net a guy in a bar.
you got it.  the rich got richer.  while the saps like lombardo went belly-up in the swamp.	Where'd you come up with this stuff, anyway?
eliminate the competition.	You got it.  The rich got richer.  While the saps like Lombardo went belly-up in the swamp.
i flat don't like the guy, glory.  he's dirty.  and i'll tell you something else.  you want to know how old man lombardo lost his money?  he was fucked out of it by old man van ryan, on a little item known as the salt creek land deal.  it was after the war.  van ryan set up a corporation to develop swamp land, got investors like lombardo to put up money, then turned around and got the state to declare the area an ecological preserve, on the sly, of course, but everyone knew it was him.  the freeway went to the coast, right where van ryan wanted it.	Eliminate the competition.
this one's got you working overtime, hasn't it?	I flat don't like the guy, Glory.  He's dirty.  And I'll tell you something else.  You want to know how old man Lombardo lost his money?  He was fucked out of it by old man Van Ryan, on a little item known as the Salt Creek Land Deal.  It was after the war.  Van Ryan set up a corporation to develop swamp land, got investors like Lombardo to put up money, then turned around and got the state to declare the area an ecological preserve, on the sly, of course, but everyone knew it was him.  The freeway went to the coast, right where Van Ryan wanted it.
her father didn't leave her squat.  the kid's got money in trust from her grandfather, but she can't touch that till her mother dies and sandra seems to have the idea that kelly ought to learn the value of a buck.	This one's got you working overtime, hasn't it?
so what about the girls?  suzie's poor, but why would kelly have to steal from her own mother?  surely her father...	Her father didn't leave her squat.  The kid's got money in trust from her grandfather, but she can't touch that till her mother dies and Sandra seems to have the idea that Kelly ought to learn the value of a buck.
why?  you ask me, lombardo had it pretty good already, nice job in a beautiful setting, popular, an active social life.  he's gonna put this all on the line for some dicey play like what you're describing...	The job looks okay to us.  But look at it from his point of view.  The man's surrounded by wealth and privilege.  But for him... it's just a reminder of what should have been his.
they chumped us, gloria, right from the start.	Why?  You ask me, Lombardo had it pretty good already, nice job in a beautiful setting, popular, an active social life.  He's gonna put this all on the line for some dicey play like what you're describing...
unless you're setting up sandra van ryan for the big payday.	They chumped us, Gloria, right from the start.
unless what?	Unless you're setting up Sandra Van Ryan for the big payday.
i thought of that.  then i said, come on, you're lombardo.  your reputation is getting trashed.  you want to stop the bleeding.  you don't want to sit in jail for three months.  unless...	Unless what?
maybe lombardo's attorney was saving the affair for the trial.	I thought of that.  Then I said, come on, you're Lombardo.  Your reputation is getting trashed.  You want to stop the bleeding.  You don't want to sit in jail for three months.  Unless...
think back, before the suit was filed, before the trial.  lombardo had an affair with sandra, right?  so why not tell us about the affair?  i mean it could be a hell of a motive for kelly to fabricate her charge in the first place.	Maybe Lombardo's attorney was saving the affair for the trial.
you saw the news today?	Lombardo's settlement?
that's what they called it when i was in juvenile.  it's a pretty dismal place.	It's a shithole.  But she was dirty, what was I gonna do?
you mean camp sixty-nine.	That's what they called it when I was in Juvenile.  It's a pretty dismal place.
this is where she lives.  she wants to talk.  beats the shit out of me why she would call me at all.  i busted her once for possession.  she wound up doing about six months at camp nine.	You mean Camp Sixty-Nine.
the skinny brunette.	This is where she lives.  She wants to talk.  Beats the shit out of me why she would call me at all.  I busted her once for possession.  she wound up doing about six months at Camp Nine.
you remember that little girl walked out of our talk at blue bay?	The skinny brunette.
you can go up to one of those trees and peel the bark.  you know what you get? more bark.  and more bark.  there's no core.  tree's not good tar anything but sucking up water.  and now they can't get rid of them.  they've tried poisons. nothing works.  they don't die.	Yeah, well, Van Ryan got his.  I don't imagine he gives a shit now.
you're telling me you believe the guy?	All I'm saying is, we let Sandra Van Ryan push us too hard, we're going to wind up looking stupid.
we failed to mention the mower guy's a drunk, that he was after more beer and never really saw kelly go into the house, so he can't say how long she was in there.  same with the kids.  they saw her running down the street, but that's it.  with no physical evidence, what do we have?  her word against his.	You're telling me you believe the guy?
same as him.  they saw her come.  they saw her go.  they saw him follow.	Still doesn't explain why he couldn't catch up with her.  I mean how long does it take to put on a shirt?
it's our job, gloria.	Hunter's making it our job because Sandra Van Ryan's got a bug up his ass. You know that as well as I do.  We're gonna trash this guy's life and I keep asking myself if it's really necessary.
that would make it about the time of her old man's suicide.  you don't think that could explain some erratic behavior?	All I'm saying is, I think we should go slow here.
i've got that two o'clock in town.	Back to the land of grownups.
what was that?	He said, "No little bitch can ever make me come."
he did say something.	What was that?
at that point were you able to fight him off?	No.  He stopped by himself.  Okay? That's all.  Let me go.
did he come in with you?	I guess.
yes.	Did he come in with you?
so you were alone.	Yes.
no.	So you were alone.
and when he arrived at your house, was anyone there?	No.
yeah.	And when he arrived at your house, was anyone there?
he dropped jimmy off first?	Yeah.
about a year ago.	He dropped Jimmy off first?
we need to tape the interview, suzie. no one will see it but us.  now when was this, that mr. lombardo gave you the ride?	About a year ago.
you didn't tell me you were gonna put me on the fucking news.	We need to tape the interview, Suzie. No one will see it but us.  Now when was this, that Mr. Lombardo gave you the ride?
yeah, maybe, a little.	Why is that?
that bothers you?	Yeah, maybe, a little.
you know what that will mean for lombardo.	I don't care.  You heard that girl's statement.  I think he's dirty.  Get me a case.
i want a full-scale investigation.	You know what that will mean for Lombardo.
where's this coming from?	I worked Juvenile in Dade County for three years.  We had a missing persons on Kelly Van Ryan for two weeks... Maybe a year ago... The family kept it out of the papers.
that doesn't make him a child rapist.  there's something else.  this girl's had some problems.  wrecked a couple of her mom's cars.  ran away...	Where's this coming from?
why?	I think she's acting.  I think she set it up to be alone with him because she wanted him to come on to her.  I think maybe she's upset that he didn't...
the teeth, were they...	Suzie Toller's.  And that's the only thing saving your sorry ass.
you didn't cuff her?	She looked shaky, but lucid.  I thought, I would just go with her, stand at the door...  I think I looked away.  A split second. Then, bingo.  Just like that.  She puts a knee into my groin.  There was this coffee table between us and the wall.  She got one foot on that thing and launched herself at the gun case.  Thing had a glass door.  I could hear it breaking.  I didn't go down, but she slowed me up, just enough.  Before I could get to her, she'd turned on me with this small caliber handgun.  I yelled at her to put it down.  She got off a shot.  I took it in the shoulder.  I... I had no choice. I returned fire.  Two rounds, I think. In the chest.
i told her i was coming with her.  she nodded, like she understood.  we stood up together.	You didn't cuff her?
bit, scratched.  but i had her pinned. she calmed down.  i was going to cuff her... she said she thought she was going to be sick.  she asked to use the bathroom.	I told her I was coming with her.  She nodded, like she understood.  We stood up together.
she bit you?	Bit, scratched.  But I had her pinned. She calmed down.  I was going to cuff her... She said she thought she was going to be sick.  She asked to use the bathroom.
just tell us what happened.	I told Kelly Van Ryan she was under arrest for conspiracy and murder.  I did her rights.
i fucked up.  i lost control of the situation, the one thing they train you for... god, what did i do?	Just tell us what happened.
kelly's next, gloria.	Get off this Ray, now.  If there is any evidence here, it's for Homicide.  You get an ID, you call me.
oh, ray... no...	You think this is just about money, about us looking foolish?  Question him. You're gonna find a stone cold manipulative psychopath.  And those girls are going to wind up dead...
ray.  the conversation on this tape is totally unintelligible.  what we have here, is you on the van ryan property, without a proper warrant, shooting a porn flick...	I don't believe I'm hearing this.  A month ago you were pulling these two apart at the courthouse.  They were acting.  They were all acting, from the beginning.  And we bought it, hook, line and sinker... And now they're home free with six million of Sandra Van Ryan's money.
you heard kelly say "sam."  that was lombardo on the phone.  and you saw the girls...	Ray.  The conversation on this tape is totally unintelligible.  What we have here, is you on the Van Ryan property, without a proper warrant, shooting a porn flick...
are you crazy, ray?	You heard Kelly say "Sam."  That was Lombardo on the phone.  And you saw the girls...
we've got three.  guy mowing his yard, couple of kids playing hoops.	And what do they say?
what about witnesses?	We've got three.  Guy mowing his yard, couple of kids playing hoops.
not that stuff about her running away, him trying to find her.  that's bullshit.	What about witnesses?
or maybe she thought that was what she wanted and she got a little more than she bargained for...	The line I get on this guy, is that he's done half the women in Blue Bay.
he was my friend at first.  then i got busted... he didn't even stick up for me.  i had to go away to that hellhole. it's like, you're his favorite, then who cares?  you wanna know something?  when kelly said we should do this, i thought cool, all these big shots screwing me over, like that cop, duquette.  now they're gonna get screwed.	Your Honor... Please...
this wasn't my idea.	I'm sorry?
ms. toller.  i'm asking you now, under oath, did samuel lonbardo rape you?	This wasn't my idea.
i said he did.	Ms. Toller.  I'm asking you now, under oath, did Samuel Lonbardo rape you?
ms. toller?	I said he did.
i'm sorry... you said it hurt?  why?	Because... it was the biggest I've ever seen.  And I've seen a lot on their way through Jack's Fish Camp.
he pushed into me... i couldn't stop him... it hurt.	I'm sorry... you said it hurt?  Why?
suzie!  did this man rape you?	Okay!  He did.  He pushed me to the floor and he did it to me.  Now, can I go home?
shit, what difference does it make... nobody's gonna believe me anyway...	Suzie!  Did this man rape you?
what did you do then?	Shit, what difference does it make... Nobody's gonna believe me anyway...
and then what... he touched you?  did you maybe flirt a little...	I wanna go home now.
yeah... okay... he did	And then what... he touched you?  Did you maybe flirt a little...
you guess?  did he or didn't he?	Yeah... okay... he did
a ride.  you want one?	Yeah.  But I got my bike.
what?	A ride.  You want one?
what about you, jimbo, you need a ride?	What?
you know, i want to thank you for getting me into this class...  no way was my old man going to spring for the fees...	Hey, you're working for it.  Least you're supposed to be.
thank you, jimmy.	Hey, man, at least in study hail I could meditate.
no!	Thank you, Jimmy.
come on.  beats study hall, doesn't it?	No!
way i hear it, he was pretty tight with the kids, one of the guys...	Yeah, but...
no.  but i mean... just the idea that mr. lombardo would...	Way I hear it, he was pretty tight with the kids, one of the guys...
i say something funny?	No.  But I mean... just the idea that Mr. Lombardo would...
lombardo ever come out here?	I say something funny?
yeah, sometimes.  lots of the kids hang out here.  you really think something bad happened to suzie?	Lombardo ever come out here?
you and suzie used to come out here together?	Yeah, sometimes.  Lots of the kids hang out here.  You really think something bad happened to Suzie?
it's those rocks, up there.	You and Suzie used to come out here together?
i wanna live at the beach someday.	Shit.
i think we just need to get wasted.	I wanna live at the beach someday.
i thought we were goin' to a movie.	I think we just need to get wasted.
nothing.	I thought we were goin' to a movie.
what are you looking at?	Nothing.
what brain?	What are you looking at?
anybody ever tell you that stuff will rot your brain?	What brain?
you are.	Are you retarded, or just brain dead from whiffin' fumes out there in the swamp...
oh, for christ's sake.	You are.
you're gonna fuck me over, aren't you?	Oh, for Christ's sake.
i'm scared, that's what.  i'm scared there's no one to trust.	You can trust me.
i can't believe you called sam.  what's the matter with you?	I'm scared, that's what.  I'm scared there's no one to trust.
yeah, i've got family and they've got clout and now you have me.  right?  and sam.  believe me, suzie, this dickhead's not going to send you anywhere.  he's gonna try and rattle your cage, and that's it.  stay strong and he can't do shit.	Man, I wanna smoke a joint.
yeah, but he can't push you around like he can me.  you've got family and they've got clout.  with we it's different... with me...	Yeah, I've got family and they've got clout and now you have me.  Right?  And Sam.  Believe me, Suzie, this dickhead's not going to send you anywhere.  He's gonna try and rattle your cage, and that's it.  Stay strong and he can't do shit.
will you calm down.  duquette's gonna come to you just like he did to me. you're gonna have to be ready for him.	Yeah, but he can't push you around like he can me.  You've got family and they've got clout.  With we it's different... with me...
get off my property.	I'm not on your property!
am i right, did sam sell you on the idea right up front, of whacking suzie? that's murder, kelly.	Police -- God -- get a life.
i've been a cop for a while, kelly.  it's hard enough for one person to keep a secret, let alone three.  and then there's the love angle.  i mean do you and sam really want that little pill-head around, now that you have the money?	Am I right, did Sam sell you on the idea right up front, of whacking Suzie? That's murder, Kelly.
you're out of your mind.	I've been a cop for a while, Kelly.  It's hard enough for one person to keep a secret, let alone three.  And then there's the love angle.  I mean do you and Sam really want that little pill-head around, now that you have the money?
the thing about it is, threesomes so rarely work out.	You're out of your mind.
you all gonna go down to the caribbean together?	The thing about it is, threesomes so rarely work out.
excuse me?	You all gonna go down to the Caribbean together?
curiosity, i guess.	About what?  How to improve your breast stroke?
is there some reason why you're here?	Curiosity, I guess.
where, the mall?	A friend of mine bought a boat.
don't bother.  i'm taking a trip.	Where, the mall?
i'm here to congratulate my friends and their children.  i'm leaving again tonight.	Don't bother.  I'm taking a trip.
you didn't have to fly back -- from -- wherever, for me...	I'm here to congratulate my friends and their children.  I'm leaving again tonight.
he... sam lombardo?	Yes.  God, Mom...
i was raped.  by sam lombardo.	He... Sam Lombardo?
what?	I was raped.  By Sam Lombardo.
no you don't.	He didn't have to kill himself, Kelly. He could have gone out and gotten a job. Christ, he could've found another rich woman... He never had a problem tucking my friends when we were married.
jesus.  well, i do too, sometimes...	No you don't.
i miss dad.	Jesus.  Well, I do too, sometimes...
kelly.  what is it?	I miss Dad.
i would hardly say you look like trash.	No thanks to you.
my friends buy me clothes, so i don't look like trash.	I would hardly say you look like trash.
you notice my new jumper?	My friends buy me clothes, so I don't look like trash.
okay, what's the matter?	You notice my new jumper?
whichever one i want.	Okay, what's the matter?
which one of your "bodyguards" is that?	Whichever one I want.
hi, mon.	Sam!  Hi!
is that sam lombardo?	Hi, Mon.
you think that's wise?	Um-huh.  And guess what else?  I have toys.
i'm running away.	You think that's wise?
i love you.  now give me the line.	No little girl can ever make me come.
say you love me.	I love you.  Now give me the line.
that's not your line.	Say you love me.
that never seemed to worry you at the glades.	That's not your line.
so if they're tapping your phone, we're dead.  stay in the guest house.  skip the graduation parties.  you'll never see duquette.  okay?  i love you.	Okay.  I love you too.
but what if they find out... god, they'd put you in the gas chamber...	So if they're tapping your phone, we're dead.  Stay in the guest house.  Skip the graduation parties.  You'll never see Duquette.  Okay?  I love you.
kelly... relax.  take one of your mom's valium or something.  in another week you get on the plane.  it's over.  we're rich.	But what if they find out... God, they'd put you in the gas chamber...
i don't know.  i want to see you...	Kelly... Relax.  Take one of your mom's valium or something.  In another week you get on the plane.  It's over.  We're rich.
and you believe her?	I don't know.  I want to see you...
i don't know... i think it was something else... suzie says the bust was bullshit...	And you believe her?
yeah, he got her busted for possession...	I don't know... I think it was something else... Suzie says the bust was bullshit...
i can't help it.  he gives me the creeps... i mean why was suzie so scared of him?  she's not that way.  i think he did something...	Yeah, he got her busted for possession...
duquette.  forget him...	I can't help it.  He gives me the creeps... I mean why was Suzie so scared of him?  She's not that way.  I think he did something...
i'm really serious.  that cop, he keeps watching me.	Duquette.  Forget him...
god, i've been calling you.	I'm really serious.  That cop, he keeps watching me.
hello.	God, I've been calling you.
hello?	Hello.
i'm sorry, kelly.  i'm sorry it had to happen like this.  she was losing it...	There was no way.  That cop would've gotten her to tell him... everything. She was weak and dumb...
i'm here.	Okay.  I want you to hear this too. We've got to be cool.  All of us. People think I'm rich, for Christ's sake.   I'm doing what rich guys do.  I'm spending my money.  It's more suspicious if I sit around doing nothing.  Now don't let this cop fuck with your minds.
you know what it takes.	Then do it.  I need you on this Kelly. Do it tonight.  We'll figure something out... Okay?
no!  christ.  listen, kelly, i'm counting on you.  you calm her down. i mean do whatever you have to, whatever it takes...	You know what it takes.
why can't you come...	No!  Christ.  Listen, Kelly, I'm counting on you.  You calm her down. I mean do whatever you have to, whatever it takes...
shit.  i was afraid of that.  she left this garbled message on my machine.  can you calm her down?	Why can't you come...
yes.	Shit.  I was afraid of that.  She left this garbled message on my machine.  Can you calm her down?
kelly.  is suzie there?	Yes.
we have to stick with the plan.	Stick?
do it to ourselves?	We have to stick with the plan.
the only way we're gonna blow this now, is if we do it ourselves...	Do it to ourselves?
from now on, if we're seen together, it's got to be accidental.  i thought that was understood...	Hey, come on... We've got to have at least one victory party.
god, you scared the shit out of me.  you must be crazy coming here.	Of course I'm crazy.  Ask my mom.
how much?	About six and a half million dollars.
jesus christ, what are you doing?	So you got my mom's money.
drop dead... you know where my mom is trying to get the money to pay you off? she's trying to break my trust.  how do you like that?  i can't touch it until she's dead and she won't give me a dime and now she's trying to break it to pay you...	Look, Kelly... I'm sorry... I know what you've been through... I should've seen something like this coning.
kelly...	Drop dead... You know where my mom is trying to get the money to pay you off? She's trying to break my trust.  How do you like that?  I can't touch it until she's dead and she won't give me a dime and now she's trying to break it to pay you...
all right.  i'll have to look for it.	Mr. Lombardo.  We're running kind of late.  How about if Nicole goes on to the Mansons?  You could give me a ride when you find the ticket.
rules are rules, mr. lombardo.	All right.  I'll have to look for it.
jeez, that thing... can't you...	Rules are rules, Mr. Lombardo.
aren't  you forgetting something?  your coupon.  we gotta have it.	Jeez, that thing... Can't you...
so, where you off to now?	Aren't  you forgetting something?  Your coupon.  We gotta have it.
where's the hose?  we can set up.	In back of the garage.
look, he forgot.  i knew it.	No I didn't.  Check out the Jeep.  It's nice and dirty for you.  But you might want to wait a minute. The Mercedes is leaving.
don't forget the car wash.	I won't.
okay, try me on sunday.  i'm going out to the everglades on saturday.  you guys can wash the mud off.	Deal.  You know, I just looked out front.  My ride wasn't there.  You suppose you could give me one?
just like that?	Just like that?  These people ruined your life, bro.
you'll get over it. we've got a knockdown, airtight, motherfucker of a lawsuit against sandra van ryan.	Just like that?
i was just thinking about where i'm gonna stay.  i lost the house.  it's like waking up from a goddamn nightmare.	You'll get over it. We've got a knockdown, airtight, motherfucker of a lawsuit against Sandra Van Ryan.
come on, let loose!	I was just thinking about where I'm gonna stay.  I lost the house.  It's like waking up from a goddamn nightmare.
i just want my life back...	Fair enough.  Let's go make a statement.
good.  so what we're going to do is march right to hunter's doorstep.  we're going to insist they take a statement. we're going to tell them to charge your ass or get off your back.  they're walking a fine line here. defamation of character, malicious prosecution...	I just want my life back...
there's nothing for them to get.	Good.  So what we're going to do is march right to Hunter's doorstep.  We're going to insist they take a statement. We're going to tell them to charge your ass or get off your back.  They're walking a fine line here. Defamation of character, malicious prosecution...
sound nice?  it's a fucking drug rehab farm.  it's where kelly van ryan went when her morn fished her out of the swamp.  meanwhile, you get educator of the year i mean there's no way they can put this thing in front of a jury.  shit, they haven't even taken your statement yet.  reason?  they're still shoveling dirt and my guess is, they're coming up empty.  now tell me i'm right.	There's nothing for them to get.
nellie gail ranch...	Sound nice?  It's a fucking drug rehab farm.  It's where Kelly Van Ryan went when her morn fished her out of the swamp.  Meanwhile, you get educator of the year I mean there's no way they can put this thing in front of a jury.  Shit, they haven't even taken your statement yet.  Reason?  They're still shoveling dirt and my guess is, they're coming up empty.  Now tell me I'm right.
for you to be getting this kind of heat, for what they have on you... it doesn't add up.  sandra van ryan's got 'em running scared.  and i'll tell you something else, you rush, you get careless.	Nellie Gail Ranch...
what's that supposed to mean?	For you to be getting this kind of heat, for what they have on you... It doesn't add up.  Sandra Van Ryan's got 'em running scared.  And I'll tell you something else, you rush, you get careless.
you're not in bad shape, really.  i know you think you are, but you're not.  let me tell you why.  sandra van ryan.	What's that supposed to mean?
not in here.  chiropractor comes in here for lunch sometimes.	You're not in bad shape, really.  I know you think you are, but you're not.  Let me tell you why.  Sandra Van Ryan.
can't you take that stupid thing off?	Not in here.  Chiropractor comes in here for lunch sometimes.
i know how deep her pockets are, ken.  i thought i might be able to save my fucking house with an equity loan. guess who's on the board of directors at the bank?	Can't you take that stupid thing off?
lady has some deep pockets.  that's all i'm saying.	I know how deep her pockets are, Ken.  I thought I might be able to save my fucking house with an equity loan. Guess who's on the board of directors at the bank?
forget it.	Lady has some deep pockets.  That's all I'm saying.
you can tie whoever did it to sandra van ryan...	Forget it.
good thinking.	You can tie whoever did it to Sandra Van Ryan...
but check this...	Ken.  I'm in some trouble.  I need an attorney and you're the only one I know. So I figured I'd start here.
you can't...	Suzie Toller is dead.  You don't want Kelly to be next, then take my advice. Stay out of my way.
i'm placing your daughter under arrest.	You can't...
where she lives.  in the guest house. now will you tell me what this is about?	I'm placing your daughter under arrest.
where is she?	Where she lives.  In the guest house. Now will you tell me what this is about?
detective duquette, ms. van ryan.  let me in.  now.	Where is she?
who is it?	Detective Duquette, Ms. Van Ryan.  Let me in.  Now.
you're saying that kelly was raped by sam lombardo.	That's right.
sam, for godsake.	Hey, Ray.  Guess whose name is on the numbered bank account besides yours and Sam's?
you... i should've killed you myself. should never have left it up to him...	Shoulda, coulda, woulda...  Get him in the water.
davy.	That's right.  That was his name.
don't you see what this means?  you really think sam and kelly are gonna give you a third of the money?  you, the pill-head with the rap sheet?	Shut up.
get away from me.	Don't you see what this means?  You really think Sam and Kelly are gonna give you a third of the money?  You, the pill-head with the rap sheet?
i don't mean who you're thinking.  i have other friends...	Suzie, Suzie... This is me, Ray, you're talking to.  We both know you don't have shit, never have had shit, never will have shit...
is that what you think?  you have friends?  is that what they told you?	I don't mean who you're thinking.  I have other friends...
i don't have to listen to this.  and you can't shove me around.  i have friends now...	Is that what you think?  You have friends?  Is that what they told you?
you, kelly, sam.	I don't have to listen to this.  And you can't shove me around.  I have friends now...
is this supposed to mean something to me?  what triangle?	You, Kelly, Sam.
every triangle i've ever seen never lasts.  somebody's got to go.	Is this supposed to mean something to me?  What triangle?
about what?	Every triangle I've ever seen never lasts.  Somebody's got to go.
well, you're half right.  best thing you could do for yourself right now would be to talk to me.	About what?
that's cop bullshit.	Well, you're half right.  Best thing you could do for yourself right now would be to talk to me.
yeah, they're bad for your health.  i'm tryin' to look out for you...	That's cop bullshit.
you got something against cigarettes?	Yeah, they're bad for your health.  I'm tryin' to look out for you...
you ought to watch it with that shit, suzie.  you get busted again, you go back in a two-tine loser.	You got something against cigarettes?
it doesn't look like it.	Then he'll be back at Blue Balls?
will they?	It doesn't look like it.
no.	Will they?
it's celine.  he's okay.  he had a pretty good line on what cheap fucks people are.	So Suzie, you called us, remember?
meet my partner, gloria perez.	I did.  At Blue Balls.
that how you planned it?  you take cut suzie, get me to hang it on kelly, then dump me in the ocean...	Come off it, man... It was an accident.
jesus, man... you okay?	That how you planned it?  You take cut Suzie, get me to hang it on Kelly, then dump me in the ocean...
yeah, or get me drowned.	Jesus, man... You okay?
come on, man.  i'll make a sailor out of you yet.	Yeah, or get me drowned.
i thought this was supposed to be a vacation.  why didn't you buy a nice big power boat?	Come on, man.  I'll make a sailor out of you yet.
yes, we call it a winch.  and these are shrouds, and these are stays.	I thought this was supposed to be a vacation.  Why didn't you buy a nice big power boat?
you mean this thing?	Yes, we call it a winch.  And these are shrouds, and these are stays.
did you become squeamish about these things before or after you bludgeoned little suzie toller to death with a wine bottle?  jesus, man. it couldn't have worked out better. they're convinced kelly whacked suzie. i can't talk 'em out of it.  we should be celebrating.  this thing worked out just like you said, only better.	Kelly was supposed to be framed, not killed.  What I'm telling you is, I don't like surprises.
well, shit, you're the cop, they don't teach you to disarm people, shoot them in the leg or something?  you weren't supposed to kill her for christ's sake.	Did you become squeamish about these things before or after you bludgeoned little Suzie Toller to death with a wine bottle?  Jesus, man. It couldn't have worked out better. They're convinced Kelly whacked Suzie. I can't talk 'em out of it.  We should be celebrating.  This thing worked out just like you said, only better.
hey, what did you want me to do, die?	Well, shit, you're the cop, they don't teach you to disarm people, shoot them in the leg or something?  You weren't supposed to kill her for Christ's sake.
the bitch shot me, is what happened.	Hey, what did you want me to do, die?
yeah, well, you fixed that.  what the hell happened, anyway?	The bitch shot me, is what happened.
fuck you.  this is bullshit.  i'm outta here.	Sit down, Lombardo.
with a thirty-five inch bustline in a wet t-shirt with no bra...	Fuck you.  This is bullshit.  I'm outta here.
it is and i don't.  ordinarily...  but, i mean... there's this kid standing in front of you crying...	With a thirty-five inch bustline in a wet T-shirt with no bra...
but you do admit to touching her, to putting your arm around her.  isn't that against the rules?	It is and I don't.  Ordinarily...  But, I mean... there's this kid standing in front of you crying...
but she ran away.	That's right.
and she began to cry.  and you put an arm around her.	Yes.  Mainly to turn her toward the door.  I told her we would talk on Monday, in the office.
i could, but it's confidential.  look, the point is, we didn't talk.  i told her this was not an appropriate time or place.	And she began to cry.  And you put an arm around her.
but you can't tell us what she wanted to talk about.	I could, but it's confidential.  Look, the point is, we didn't talk.  I told her this was not an appropriate time or place.
yes.	But you can't tell us what she wanted to talk about.
and she wanted to talk.	Yes.
yes.	And she wanted to talk.
in cutoffs, a wet t-shirt.	Yes.
like i said, i hadn't really expected to use it.  anyway, i'm going through a drawer.  i hear a car.  i look out the window.  i see nicole driving away.  i leave my room, and there's kelly.	In cutoffs, a wet T-shirt.
the one you bought at school.	Like I said, I hadn't really expected to use it.  Anyway, I'm going through a drawer.  I hear a car.  I look out the window.  I see Nicole driving away.  I leave my room, and there's Kelly.
i had to go look for this coupon.	The one you bought at school.
story's the same, detective...	I had to go look for this coupon.
why don't you tell us one more time, how kelly came to be with you, alone in your house.	Story's the same, Detective...
walter.  he's been aimin' that brownie through knotholes for years.  i saw these, i knew he'd finally struck gold.  i can't decide which came out better, that little straw kelly's got up her nose, or that vibrator you've got up her ass.  what do you think, mr. lombardo?	I think there's some things you do, you don't want to see yourself doing them.
how...	Walter.  He's been aimin' that Brownie through knotholes for years.  I saw these, I knew he'd finally struck gold.  I can't decide which came out better, that little straw Kelly's got up her nose, or that vibrator you've got up her ass.  What do you think, Mr. Lombardo?
well, i'd need the famous lombardo charm, not that you'd have to do anything you haven't done already.	How...
we?	Well, I'd need the famous Lombardo charm, not that you'd have to do anything you haven't done already.
i've seen you out there in your old air boat, thinking about what might have been, old man van ryan hadn't fucked you out of it.  what if i told you i had a way we could get a big piece of it back?	We?
yeah, real funny.  you're wrong about this, i could get busted on the spot.	Trust me, the guy's dirty.  He'll like it.  Especially the part about offing me.  Now get out of here.  Go make yourself a new friend.
seems to like some of the same places you do.  funny you never met.	Yeah, real funny.  You're wrong about this, I could get busted on the spot.
what's wrong?	Fuck the winch.  I wanna drive.
what?	That was the same thing Ray said.
but then it is better this way, don't you think?  no loose ends.	What?
but then you knew what he was like all along... maybe his killing kelly was a thing you had counted on...	But then it is better this way, don't you think?  No loose ends.
the guy was history when he killed kelly.  you knew that.	But then you knew what he was like all along... Maybe his killing Kelly was a thing you had counted on...
that was about as grim as it gets.	The guy was history when he killed Kelly.  You knew that.
are you mad at me?	No, no.  Look, I probably should have told you a little more, about the part I intended to play.  We'll go through it all again tonight.
i was worried about you, suzie.  i decided we should all get together, one more time, before we split up.	Are you mad at me?
yeah, right.	Good.  Just keep telling yourselves that, the only people who can fuck this up is us.
but i..	Shut up.  Don't fall apart.  The only people who can blow this is us. Remember?
sam...	Put Kelly on too.
how much is about six and a half million divided by three?	Jesus.  Two million one hundred thirty-three thousand three hundred thirty-three and change.
grab a clue, sam.  you're a hired hand around here.  enjoy it while it lasts.	Goodbye, Sandra.
look.  i know you're seeing barbara baxter.  so what?	So maybe I'm a one-woman man.
didn't you see her this morning?	To tell you the truth, I haven't seen her since Friday.
shit. here we go again.	Didn't you see her this morning?
no.	Shit. Here we go again.
listen, kelly skipped school.  have you talked to her?	No.
sandy... what's up?	Listen, Kelly skipped school.  Have you talked to her?
what?  running over alligators with that silly swamp jalopy when you could be sailing a real boat...	Swamp's where it's at, Sandy.  Gives you a look into the muck we all crawled out of.  You ought to try it some time.
sorry, sandy.  i've got plans.	What?  Running over alligators with that silly swamp jalopy when you could be sailing a real boat...
i'll bet.  look, sam.  why don't you come by this weekend.  we'll take the boat out...	Sorry, Sandy.  I've got plans.
i can't, sandy.  i've got to run.	I'll bet.  Look, Sam.  Why don't you come by this weekend.  We'll take the boat out...
why don't you come in, have a drink?	Can't.  Got a passenger.
hi, sandy.	Why don't you come in, have a drink?
what?  you're going to drive off without even saying hi?	Hi, Sandy.
well, we'll stay in touch... you know.	I'm sure we will.
what is this?  a whole new train?	Well, sure.  Didn't you get your orders?
artemus!  look at that.  brand spanking new.  she's a beauty, huh?  let's get rolling.	What is this?  A whole new train?
all right, all right... it'll be okay.  i mean, eventually it'll just run out of steam.	In the next two minutes?
he was going to shoot me!  do you mind?!	All right, all right... It'll be okay.  I mean, eventually it'll just run out of steam.
the machine was stopped!  it seemed like a perfect time to disable it! why'd you have to throw it into full throttle?!	He was going to shoot me!  Do you mind?!
pull the balloon right in front of him!  we'll board the damn thing!	Oh, I see, an easy plan!
my god!  he's so excessive!	Where have you been?
god in heaven, what is that?!	That's... that's the criminal mind about to stomp our sorry butts!
my hat is off to you, sir.	Thank you.
are those just button buttons or...?	Of course not.
well, hell, maybe we do have a chance.	Are those just button buttons or...?
it was in your book.	Well, hell, maybe we do have a chance.
there's only seventy-eight.	Oh, well, then let's kick some ass!
i'd love to stop him, but have you noticed the hundred armed men?	There's only seventy-eight.
we've got to stop him right here, now!  with that armored steam engine of his it'll be a slaughter.	I'd love to stop him, but have you noticed the hundred armed men?
i don't have to tell you what that would do to our careers!	We've got to stop him right here, now!  With that armored steam engine of his it'll be a slaughter.
i know!  i know!	I don't have to tell you what that would do to our careers!
what?  president grant is...!	I know!  I know!
artemus, you ready for this?  his next target is albuquerque.	What?  President Grant is...!
oh, thank you.	My pleasure.
excellent detective work, sir.  you should have the honor of going first.	Oh, thank you.
what if these tracks are just leading us to an indian village or some old coot's mining claim?	Not likely.  There must be tracks of twenty different wagons.  Freight wagons, carriages, buckboards...
when we find him, he is mine.	Oh, no, we split him fifty-fifty.
so the idea is if a guy punches me, he really hurts his hand?	You said it popped out too easily. Nothing's ever good enough for you, is it?
i adjusted it.	So the idea is if a guy punches me, he really hurts his hand?
not again.	I adjusted it.
my disguises have helped me solve many a difficult case.  i spent three years on the stage, you know.  remind me sometime to regale you with my lear.	Not again.
and people are actually fooled by that?	My disguises have helped me solve many a difficult case.  I spent three years on the stage, you know.  Remind me sometime to regale you with my Lear.
this?  i'm testing a new spirit gum, to see how it holds.	And people are actually fooled by that?
what is that?	This?  I'm testing a new spirit gum, to see how it holds.
relax.  we're almost there.	We oughta get a couple of those rockets.  Voom!  We're there before we left!
damn, i wish this thing would go faster.	Relax.  We're almost there.
that rules out willard, vermont; willard, minnesota...  willard, new mexico?	Damn, I wish this thing would go faster.
got to be somewhere that's hot. he said it was "damnably hot."	That rules out Willard, Vermont; Willard, Minnesota...  Willard, New Mexico?
it's a town!	Got to be somewhere that's hot. He said it was "damnably hot."
it's not a guy...	It's a town!
willard...	It's not a guy...
sounds like a train.  looks like a train.	Yes.  And a much nicer one than ours.
what's this?	Sounds like a train.  Looks like a train.
you'd think if loveless is going to kill him he could at least be a prominent citizen.	What's this?
no record of him.	You'd think if Loveless is going to kill him he could at least be a prominent citizen.
he's going to put on a pith helmet and kill some guy named willard.	No record of him.
it is?	He's going to put on a pith helmet and kill some guy named Willard.
it's better than nothing.	It is?
oh, damn!  that's it.	It's better than nothing.
this is good.	Shhh!  Come on.  Tell us something!
sure.  it's a wind-up... thing.	A cylinder recorder.  My own design.
know what this is?	Sure.  It's a wind-up... thing.
come on, let's at least see if we can find dr. pemberton.	You go ahead.  I'll stick with Loveless.
thank you.	Come on, let's at least see if we can find Dr. Pemberton.
sure.  we have no idea what's going on.	Thank you.
can you fill me in here?	Sure.  We have no idea what's going on.
they're so precious when they're asleep.	You really enjoy yourself, don't you?
strange... you'd think he'd have this place better guarded.	I find most criminals slip up somewhere...
i thought all you needed were your fists and your gun.	Strange... you'd think he'd have this place better guarded.
you might have mentioned you had that.	I thought all you needed were your fists and your gun.
uh... how long ago was this?	I was six.  And ever since, my policy is: Act first and worry later.
those kids, they took my wagon. never got it back.	Uh... how long ago was this?
so... what happened?	Those kids, they took my wagon. Never got it back.
nothing much to it really.  when i was younger i got into a pretty bad run-in with the wyler boys.  i saw them coming.  but i didn't act fast enough.  second-guessed myself. and it cost me... cost me dearly.	So... what happened?
well... that, too.	Nothing much to it really.  When I was younger I got into a pretty bad run-in with the Wyler Boys.  I saw them coming.  But I didn't act fast enough.  Second-guessed myself. And it cost me... cost me dearly.
"spontaneous."  i like that.  most people say something like "hare- brained reckless son-of-a-bitch."	Well... that, too.
so... spontaneous.  all that leaping off buildings and chinese fighting and whatnot.	"Spontaneous."  I like that.  Most people say something like "hare- brained reckless son-of-a-bitch."
what way is that?	So... spontaneous.  All that leaping off buildings and Chinese fighting and whatnot.
if you don't mind my asking, were you always the way you are?	What way is that?
which is why we're heading to houston, texas.  home of the loveless steam engine works.	If you don't mind my asking, were you always the way you are?
no, i'm not all right.  they got away.  and we can't even follow them.  they can get off the tracks anywhere they want.	Which is why we're heading to Houston, Texas.  Home of the Loveless Steam Engine Works.
jim, are you all right?	No, I'm not all right.  They got away.  And we can't even follow them.  They can get off the tracks anywhere they want.
at least the thing's not that fast. we just follow it.  whenever it stops, we're there, waiting.	That's right... That's good.
damn it, this is ridiculous.	At least the thing's not that fast. We just follow it.  Whenever it stops, we're there, waiting.
hey, i tried the board.	Damn it, this is ridiculous.
at least i tried something.	Hey, I tried the board.
never seen a gun fire so fast!	It's a repeating steam cannon!
i'm going to hit you.	Never seen a gun fire so fast!
could i just point out, this is a perfect example of the criminal mind exploiting modern invention.	I'm going to hit you.
garrison...?  then the president was right.  except it's not a foreign power, it's a bunch of die- hard rebels trying to make the south rise again.	And if they've got Dr. Loveless building weapons like those flying bombs... they just might do it.
all that jumping and kicking.	That?  Oh, it's a kind of Chinese fighting... I was sort of caught once with a lovely Chinese girl out in San Francisco.  Her big brothers were kind enough to teach it to me  I've got a book on it, if you're interested.
all what?	All that jumping and kicking.
what was all that back there?	All what?
you're either having a seizure or you just said "hello."	Good, I wasn't sure you were up to it.
now, what was that?	You're either having a seizure or you just said "hello."
come on, jim.  i'm serious.  dot...  dash.  it'll be our secret means of communication should we ever need it.	Now, what was that?
you feeling all right?	Come on, Jim.  I'm serious.  Dot...  Dash.  It'll be our secret means of communication should we ever need it.
yes.  now, observe....	You feeling all right?
almost?	Yes.  Now, observe....
you know your morse code almost as well as i.	Almost?
all right.  how about this?  we put a watch on this pemberton, somebody tries to grab him...	Then we've got our proof. Excellent.  And where do we find this fortunate scientist?
whoa, jim.  maybe.  but we can't arrest this little pillar of society on maybe.	All right.  How about this?  We put a watch on this Pemberton, somebody tries to grab him...
doctor v. l. pemberton.  i knew it.  he's a scientist all right. inventor of the pemberton condensed steam engine.  i'm telling you, artemus, loveless is our man.	Whoa, Jim.  Maybe.  But we can't arrest this little pillar of society on maybe.
quite.  come, let's mingle.	Do your own mingling.  I'm not hanging around with some dandy named Chauncey.
that's a lot of butler.	Quite.  Come, let's mingle.
call me that again, and you're going to find a boot where it doesn't belong.	Jim, people talk to foreigners, speak more openly, especially to those as famous as I, Chauncey McNeil Armstrong, English lyric poet.
come llewellyn, don't tarry.	Call me that again, and you're going to find a boot where it doesn't belong.
prepare what?	My disguise.  And here...
doyle, once around the park.  i need a moment to prepare.	Prepare what?
absolutely.  have to look for clues... even if it means dancing with beautiful women.	Doyle, once around the park.  I need a moment to prepare.
limestone quarry, southern mansion. easy to get them mixed up... i say we invite ourselves to the party.	Absolutely.  Have to look for clues... even if it means dancing with beautiful women.
limestone quarry?	Limestone quarry, Southern mansion. Easy to get them mixed up... I say we invite ourselves to the party.
yes.  starting with a screw.  now, it's not fair of me to expect someone who's spent his life wrangling with western desperadoes to fully appreciate what i'm doing here, but...	What about the explosive?
starting with a screw?	Yes.  Starting with a screw.  Now, it's not fair of me to expect someone who's spent his life wrangling with Western desperadoes to fully appreciate what I'm doing here, but...
potentially.  this is the painstaking process of piecing together clues.  the cornerstone of the modern science of criminology.  piece by piece we reconstruct the identity of the villain.	Starting with a screw?
is this leading somewhere?	Potentially.  This is the painstaking process of piecing together clues.  The cornerstone of the modern science of criminology.  Piece by piece we reconstruct the identity of the villain.
yes, aha.  a brass screw.	Is this leading somewhere?
aha?	Yes, aha.  A brass screw.
aha!	Aha?
that should put us ahead of the criminals.	I'll work on it.
your little jack-in-the-box gun. that might be useful.	Well... it's the only one I have. It's gotten me out of quite a few tight spots...
try what?	Your little jack-in-the-box gun. That might be useful.
all right, if it'll make you happy, i'll try that.	Try what?
good lord, man.  the world is changing.  and mark me, it is always the criminal mind that is the first to exploit modern invention.  we, as defenders of the right, must keep pace!	All right, if it'll make you happy, I'll try that.
no offense, but all i ever need...  are these...  and this.	Good Lord, man.  The world is changing.  And mark me, it is always the criminal mind that is the first to exploit modern invention.  We, as defenders of the right, must keep pace!
always hoping.  or this...	No offense, but all I ever need...  Are these...  And this.
you need that real often?	Always hoping.  Or this...
attractive buttons, yes?  but yank one off, toss it, and poof!  it emits a cloud of sleeping gas.	You need that real often?
wait a minute.  now i know where i've heard of you.  you're the gadget guy.	"Gadget guy?"  While I may not be in a league with these unfortunate geniuses, I am, sir, in my own humble way, a man of science.
sorry.  didn't mean that.  just a little device of mine...	Wait a minute.  Now I know where I've heard of you.  You're the gadget guy.
"ay, there's the rub."  take a look at this file on professor morton.  quite a brilliant fellow... metallurgy.	Sorry.  Didn't mean that.  Just a little device of mine...
then why kidnap them?  why not just kill them?	"Ay, there's the rub."  Take a look at this file on Professor Morton.  Quite a brilliant fellow... metallurgy.
a giant... hydraulically operated microscope... that explodes?  or maybe just someone who hates scientists.	Then why kidnap them?  Why not just kill them?
put them all together and what do we have?	A giant... hydraulically operated microscope... that explodes?  Or maybe just someone who hates scientists.
eight scientists.  eight different fields of endeavor.  hydraulics, optics, ballistics...	Put them all together and what do we have?
wouldn't dream of it.	Eight scientists.  Eight different fields of endeavor.  Hydraulics, optics, ballistics...
but don't pull that again.	Wouldn't dream of it.
you're quite the wordsmith, fiddle boy.  but nobody smooth-talks his way into my assignment.	If you're implying our little imbroglio has reached an impasse whose only resolution can be found in a more primitive fashion, then I for one am fully prepared to do so... al fresco.
funny, i was just thinking you should do the same.  since i am already in residence, and am obviously the man for the job, it's been grand making your acquaintance, sir.  and best of luck in all your future endeavors.	You're quite the wordsmith, fiddle boy.  But nobody smooth-talks his way into my assignment.
just another bureaucratic foul-up. you know how these pencil-pushers are.  so, why don't you just run on back and explain what happened?	Funny, I was just thinking you should do the same.  Since I am already in residence, and am obviously the man for the job, it's been grand making your acquaintance, sir.  And best of luck in all your future endeavors.
interesting.  mine say the same thing, and they don't mention you, not even as a valet, although we could talk...	Just another bureaucratic foul-up. You know how these pencil-pushers are.  So, why don't you just run on back and explain what happened?
your train?  listen, friend, you're obviously lost.  ... i've got orders here to take possession of this train and to investigate a certain crime.	Interesting.  Mine say the same thing, and they don't mention you, not even as a valet, although we could talk...
congratulations.  unfortunately, my train is about to leave, and i really must insist you disembark.	Your train?  Listen, friend, you're obviously lost.  ... I've got orders here to take possession of this train and to investigate a certain crime.
funny.  so am i.	Congratulations.  Unfortunately, my train is about to leave, and I really must insist you disembark.
valet?  you jest of course.  i am a u.s. marshal.	Funny.  So am I.
i don't mind him, but who the hell are you... my valet or something?	Valet?  You jest of course.  I am a U.S. Marshal.
artemus gordon.  bach, he's the composer.	I don't mind him, but who the hell are you... my valet or something?
jim west.	Artemus Gordon.  Bach, he's the composer.
j. s. bach.	Jim West.
time for you to get off, ma'am.	Like hell!  I'll see it through! Ram the bastard!
he's not giving up?	Well, see, he had this little wagon when he was a kid...
he calls it the tarantula.	But it only has six legs.
you didn't tell us you had this on!	My Lord, he was telling the truth!
yes, me!	You?  Dr. Pemberton?  Of course. How novel.
terribly sorry.  i'm always sticking this where it doesn't belong.  federal agents, ma'am.  we're rescuing a kidnap victim...	Yes, me!
they don't even realize they should be frightened.	Well, let's help them with that. Take the legs.
i could get used to this, looking down on people.	They don't even realize they should be frightened.
here.  mr. tyler.  he claims a certain skill at handling firearms.	Wonderful!  Our new friend from the wild west.  Please...
anyone?	Here.  Mr. Tyler.  He claims a certain skill at handling firearms.
a new friend?	We'll see.
you know, i really hate being toyed with before someone shoots me.	Fine, I'll stop.
you bring the best out in a man.	I try.  Please, if you promise to protect me, I'll testify against him. I'll give you an ironclad case.
my.  it's gotten longer.	You bring the best out in a man.
she's perfectly safe.	Really?  Like General Garrison or didn't you hear all that shooting?
you've... done... this... before.	I've had some practice.
oh, i would hope not.	You've... done... this... before.
would that include me?	Oh, I would hope not.
just a little insurance... against the unexpected.	Would that include me?
thank you.  but the truth is, i'm a single woman in a man's world. that leaves me very few choices, doesn't it?	I suppose so.  But life can be hard for a man, too.
forgive me, but you don't strike me as the social secretary type.	Thank you.  But the truth is, I'm a single woman in a man's world. That leaves me very few choices, doesn't it?
i'm not so sure dr. loveless would like to find his social secretary dancing in the dark with an uninvited stranger.	Forgive me, but you don't strike me as the social secretary type.
you tell me.	I'm not so sure Dr. Loveless would like to find his social secretary dancing in the dark with an uninvited stranger.
have you taken a wrong turn, mr. tyler?	You tell me.
you must excuse the doctor.  no one has ever beaten him at his little game.	I don't like to lose, either.
well, i owe you one, don't i?	You most certainly do.
oh, don't worry.  i've already overlooked the fact your name's not actually on our guest list.	Well, I owe you one, don't I?
yes, in a way.  i'm the doctor's social secretary.  i handle his correspondence, send out the invitations, you know.	Oh, don't worry.  I've already overlooked the fact your name's not actually on our guest list.
your guests, ma'am?	Yes, in a way.  I'm the Doctor's social secretary.  I handle his correspondence, send out the invitations, you know.
well, sir, you are proving to be one of my more interesting guests.	Your guests, ma'am?
well, where i come from it kind of goes with the territory.  texas.	My... the wild west.
really?	Well, where I come from it kind of goes with the territory.  Texas.
please do.  i'm a man who appreciates a good firearm.	Really?
i don't recollect ever being compared to a pistol before.	Please do.  I'm a man who appreciates a good firearm.
you know, ma'am, you remind me of a pearl-handled pistol i once owned. a beautiful thing to look at, but too hot to handle.	I don't recollect ever being compared to a pistol before.
i get that feeling.  you know, mr. tyler, i'm the kind of woman who doesn't believe men are much more than a complete waste of time. but after spying you across the room, i'm tempted to suspend my disbelief, at least for the evening.	You know, ma'am, you remind me of a pearl-handled pistol I once owned. A beautiful thing to look at, but too hot to handle.
my name's tyler.  frank tyler. pleased to meet you, ma'am.	I get that feeling.  You know, Mr. Tyler, I'm the kind of woman who doesn't believe men are much more than a complete waste of time. But after spying you across the room, I'm tempted to suspend my disbelief, at least for the evening.
would you be thinking... ramming speed, sir?	I would, Mr. Doyle!  Are you game?
doyle's the name, sir.  of the connemara doyles.  and there's not a man riding the rails who holds a candle to meself.  that having been said, sir, you're five minutes late so let's be on our way!  your friend's already aboard.	My friend?
that would be correct.  orders from the president himself.  trans- portation at your beck and call. no delays.  although, the government's generosity takes me a tad by surprise, as well.	Doyle's the name, sir.  Of the Connemara Doyles.  And there's not a man riding the rails who holds a candle to meself.  That having been said, sir, you're five minutes late so let's be on our way!  Your friend's already aboard.
private train?	That would be correct.  Orders from the President himself.  Trans- portation at your beck and call. No delays.  Although, the government's generosity takes me a tad by surprise, as well.
your private train, sir.	Private train?
well, captain, then the answer is your train is still here.	Your private train, sir.
look, i'm captain james west...	Well, Captain, then the answer is your train is still here.
why surely, mr. president, there must be some mistake.  i mean...	A mistake?  To assign this case to the man who blew up all the bridges on the Chattanooga River and single- handedly trapped Jackson's entire cavalry?  How is that a mistake?
yes sir.	French?  Damn it, I want my own man on this case.  Somebody I trust. Somebody who doesn't mind breaking up the furniture!
french?	Yes sir.
of course, sir, that's why i've assigned a new man.  and he's no ordinary marshal.  he's quite sophisticated.  three college degrees.  a master of disguise. speaks french...	French?
listen, in two days i'm embarking on a tour of the western territories.  and i want to know at least one problem is being handled competently in my absence.	Of course, sir, that's why I've assigned a new man.  And he's no ordinary Marshal.  He's quite sophisticated.  Three college degrees.  A master of disguise. Speaks French...
well, yes sir.  a professor morton, but with just a little more time, sir, i can assure you a breakthrough on this case...	Listen, in two days I'm embarking on a tour of the western territories.  And I want to know at least one problem is being handled competently in my absence.
don't try to bamboozle me, colonel. has another scientist been kidnapped or not?	Well, yes sir.  A Professor Morton, but with just a little more time, sir, I can assure you a breakthrough on this case...
where'd he say he was going to do this?	He didn't.  That's your job.  I'm taking you off that other case until you've nabbed this lunatic. Good luck.  Nice train.  But mine's nicer.
... well, of course you can.  mr. president, what a surprise.  what brings you here?	On my way to Denver...
and?	And now the job's yours.
goddamnit!  what am i doing?  what's happened to all my cigars?  colonel richards here has had a dozen agents on these cases for over a year.  no arrests, no leads, no clues...	And?
part of some speech they wrote for this trip i'm taking.	Goddamnit!  What am I doing?  What's happened to all my cigars?  Colonel Richards here has had a dozen agents on these cases for over a year.  No arrests, no leads, no clues...
nicely said, sir.	Part of some speech they wrote for this trip I'm taking.
we find ourselves at the dawn of the golden age of science.  and it is the god-given destiny of this glorious nation to carry the torch that lights the way!	Nicely said, sir.
exactly.  any number of nations would love to cripple our scientific growth.  and what better way to tip the scales in their favor than by killing off the greatest minds this country has produced.	We find ourselves at the dawn of the Golden Age of Science.  And it is the God-given destiny of this glorious nation to carry the torch that lights the way!
but what would anyone have to gain from all this...?  unless it were a foreign power.	Exactly.  Any number of nations would love to cripple our scientific growth.  And what better way to tip the scales in their favor than by killing off the greatest minds this country has produced.
this is colonel richards.	Nice to finally meet you, sir.
good work.  really.	This is Colonel Richards.
that'll be all, boys.	Good work.  Really.
mr. president, good to see you again, sir.  sorry about all that.	That'll be all, boys.
easy now.	Easy?  Easy?  On just what grounds should I take it easy!?
because i am holding all the western territories hostage, mr. west!  a town a day will disappear!  willard was merely a test run, a stroll in the park.  next, i level all of albuquerque!  yes, that's right.  only yesterday i learned what you undoubtedly already know: your own president will be there.  what an added bonus! the gods are shining on me!  after tomorrow every american citizen will rise up and demand i be given back my humble little empire!	So, I'm the only one here who can tell the difference between an Emperor and a murderer?
well, your highness, what makes you think we'll ever sign a treaty with you?	Because I am holding all the western territories hostage, Mr. West!  A town a day will disappear!  Willard was merely a test run, a stroll in the park.  Next, I level all of Albuquerque!  Yes, that's right.  Only yesterday I learned what you undoubtedly already know: your own President will be there.  What an added bonus! The gods are shining on me!  After tomorrow every American citizen will rise up and demand I be given back my humble little empire!
the first.	Well, your highness, what makes you think we'll ever sign a treaty with you?
"emperor miguelito...?"	The first.
i've even printed my own currency.	"Emperor Miguelito...?"
that would be... the mexican war?	Call it what you like.  The point is, I was heir to that land, Mr. West.  It belonged to my beloved grandmother!  Now I intend to have it back.  My own country!
these lands were taken by force from mexico in the illegal war of american aggression.	That would be... the Mexican War?
exactly!  you are on foreign soil. you are a representative of the occupying forces.  or haven't you checked a map lately?!	These lands were taken by force from Mexico in the illegal War of American Aggression.
the u.s. is my jurisdiction.	Exactly!  You are on foreign soil. You are a representative of the occupying forces.  Or haven't you checked a map lately?!
has it penetrated that adrenaline- addled skull that you are surrounded by seventy-eight of my loyal followers?  you are in my domain!	Has it penetrated yours that I'm holding a gun on their leader?
you got that right.  now get up. we're walking out of here.	Has it penetrated that adrenaline- addled skull that you are surrounded by seventy-eight of my loyal followers?  You are in my domain!
philistine.	You got that right.  Now get up. We're walking out of here.
he had a pressing engagement.	Philistine.
still alive.  hmm.  i suppose that doesn't bode well for poor bruno.	He had a pressing engagement.
you're not that big.	Restrain yourself, Voltaire.  He's just the sort of coward who would shoot an unarmed giant.
... and do give me some room, voltaire.  you're breathing on my head!  i hate it when you breath on my head!	Dr. Loveless?
why don't we just cut this routine short?  whatever you do to us, we're not going to talk.	Talk?  About what...?  Oh!  About who you are and all that?
sir... i believe you have only two barrels.	How embarrassing.  Did I hold up three fingers?
really?  must be a dangerous business.	I deal with some tough customers.
no, sir... just a businessman.	Really?  Must be a dangerous business.
very good, sir!  i think my guest might be a sharpshooter by trade.	No, sir... just a businessman.
i must compliment you on miss thompson... an exceptionally charming assistant.	Thank you.  I confess to a preoccupation with acquiring precisely that which the world says I cannot have.
i admire a man with a sense of humor.	When you're three and a half feet tall, sir, life turns you into a comedian whether you like it or not.... Come with me, won't you?
i beg your pardon?	You don't know what he's built?! Surely you don't think he kidnapped all those geniuses to have them make something as rudimentary as this.
now it's a bomb.	It is?
it's a smelting retort.	Now it's a bomb.
this is something.	It's a smelting retort.
he's just full of plans that aren't gonna work out.	This is something.
he... he's planning to kill us, isn't he?	He's just full of plans that aren't gonna work out.
are you all right?	For the moment.  But I fear not for long.  I'm of no use to him now.
a southern gentlemen.  i don't recall his name.  i suppose it's unkind of me to say it, but he had the most disconcerting glass eye.	A glass eye?  That's who it was! One-Eyed Jack Garrison.  Otherwise known as General Garrison, Confederate Third Army.  I saw him at Dr. Loveless' party, but I couldn't place him.  He used to wear an eye-patch.
who was this partner of his?	A Southern gentlemen.  I don't recall his name.  I suppose it's unkind of me to say it, but he had the most disconcerting glass eye.
i only met him once, but that was enough.  for such a little man he had quite an oversized opinion of himself.  he offered me the "rare and unparalleled opportunity" to develop a new steam engine for him.  he claims to have some sort of factory in texas, i believe. said i could have the run of the place.  he had all sorts of specifications.  but when i questioned him closely, it became obvious he was just another mercenary businessman.  both he and his partner had no real love of steam.  it's sad.  so few men do.	Who was this partner of his?
who were they?  what do they want with me?	We'll explain on the way.
gotta get the doctor someplace safe.	Who were they?  What do they want with me?
dr. pemberton?	Yes!
well, come on, that's half a dozen armed men...	Right.
you're not going to use it, are you?	Well, come on, that's half a dozen armed men...
hey...!	You're not going to use it, are you?
in an hour they're gone!	Hey...!
they're rounding up a posse.  figure an hour?	In an hour they're gone!
when are they coming?	They're rounding up a posse.  Figure an hour?
they're coming.	When are they coming?
well?	They're coming.
thank you, friend.	Let's go.
thought you might get lonely, mad- martigan!	Thank you, friend.
out for a little ride in the coun- try, airk?	Thought you might get lonely, Mad- martigan!
you're chasing a dream.	Just get me some horses.
you gonna be a hero, madmartigan? i've lost half my men fighting kael, and bavmorda, and the nock- maar army.  now you and this peck, and that magpie up in the rafters, are gonna take 'em on alone?	Then come with us.
it's you they're after, madmarti- gan.  what did you do this time?	They're not after me.  They want the baby.
you managed alright.	Is this what's left of your army?
you left me to die, friend.	You managed alright.
hey, remember?  you don't need my help, madmartigan.  little rabbit trap like this?  come on!  i could open it for you, but i wouldn't wanna insult you!	Gimme a sword, Airk.  I'll win your war for you.
airk!  come on, airk.  lemme outa here.	Hey, remember?  You don't need my help, Madmartigan.  Little rabbit trap like this?  Come on!  I could open it for you, but I wouldn't wanna insult you!
i always knew you'd end up in a crow's cage.	Least I'm not down there herding sheep!
nothing you wouldn't have done it my place!	I always knew you'd end up in a crow's cage.
madmartigan!  what did you do this time?	Nothing you wouldn't have done it my place!
he thought you were a woman, airk!	Madmartigan!  What did you do this time?
we're going into battle, little one.  find a woman to take care of it.	He thought you were a woman, Airk!
they look like acorns.	Anything you hurl them at will turn to stone.
why can't you do it?  you have mag- ical powers.	My prsence cannot extend beyond this forest.  But I can give you these...
no i'm not.  have you really looked at me?  i'm short!  even for a nelwyn!	Why can't you do it?  You have mag- ical powers.
you are very important, willow.	No I'm not.  Have you really looked at me?  I'm short!  Even for a Nelwyn!
you need a warrior for this job. i'm nobody.	You are very important, Willow.
the way has been lost in time. but there is one person, a druid sor- ceress, who might guide you there. she was exiled by queen bavmorda many years ago.  her name is fin raziel.	You need a warrior for this job. I'm nobody.
you are the guardian, willow.  you must take her to tir asleen.	What is Tir Asleen?
me?	You are the guardian, Willow.  You must take her to Tir Asleen.
no, willow.  your journey has just begun.  it has been foretold that this child shall bring about the downfall of queen bavmorda, whose evil powers have darkened our world.  upon you depends this princess's life.	Me?
you mean, you know who this baby belongs to?	She belongs to all of us.  She is the future queen and ruler of all kingdoms on earth.
yes...?	I hope you are comfortable here, inside my kingdom...
willow ufgood.	Yes...?
oh, if i could do that i'd--i'd turn burglekutt into a toad!	Waste magic on revenge?  You have much to learn, Willow...
go in the direction the bird is flying.	Oh, if I could do that I'd--I'd turn Burglekutt into a toad!
real magic, willow, is simply the art of controlling the reality of others.  you lack faith in your- self.  you must learn to trust your intuition.	Go in the direction the bird is flying.
i don't want courage.  i don't want to be a warrior.  all i've ever wanted was to do magic, real magic, like you!	Real magic, Willow, is simply the art of controlling the reality of others.  You lack faith in your- self.  You must learn to trust your intuition.
you're strong enough.  but you're going to need courage, willow.	I don't want courage.  I don't want to be a warrior.  All I've ever wanted was to do magic, real magic, like you!
if i'm not strong enough to be your apprentice, how can i do this?	You're strong enough.  But you're going to need courage, Willow.
now, you know where you're going?  down there, through those trees, follow the river.  you'll know the crossroads by a big daikini struc- ture.  willow, this is serious business.  don't waste any time, the outer world is no place for a nelwyn.  give the baby to the first daikini you see, then hurry home as fast as you can.	If I'm not strong enough to be your apprentice, how can I do this?
earlier today you tried to tell me something, willow.	My family found this baby in the river, High Aldwin.
not today, willow.	It's a matter of great importance to me!
sir!  i have to talk to you.	Not today, Willow.
we'll probably die here, sorsha.	I have no family.
sorsha.	Madmartigan.
because it's true.	I don't believe you.
i love you.	Because it's true.
say what?	I love you.
why did you say that?	Say what?
you're a fool.  now put her back.	I'm not going to let this baby die.
i do what i'm told.	Too bad you're not more like your father.
mmmm, i love the smell of a woman.	My step-father's going to tear you apart.
gawd...you're...beautiful...	You're not a woman.
why not?	Why not?
i can't.	Why not?
i can't.	Let me see it.
you!  are you the mother of that child?	No.  I mean yes.
bavmorda cannot transform you. i've protected this camp with a spell.	Can you use your magic to get our men into the fortress, Raziel?
we're a tiny version of all that?	As above, so below.
who is that girl, anyway?	Sorsha, Queen Bavmorda's daughter.
then you get us out of here.	I will!  But I need help!
he's no magician.	He turned that monster into stone!
willow, why don't you use your mag- ic to get us out of here?	He's no magician.
i don't know, willow.	Madmartigan, you promised me you'd take care of Elora Danan like your own daughter.  She is all that matters.  Are you going to abandon her?
willow, this is war, not agricul- ture!	I know, I know!  But this is a way to get into that castle...
i have an idea.  back in my village we catch a lot of hedgehogs.	Willow, this is war, not agricul- ture!
watch it!	Ahhh!
that's my fault, not hers.  i've got to keep practicing.  i'm still in the learning stage but magic, madmartigan, requires concentration and--	Watch it!
she's a bird, willow.	That's my fault, not hers.  I've got to keep practicing.  I'm still in the learning stage but magic, Madmartigan, requires concentration and--
she can't be wrong.  she's a very very very powerful sorceress.	She's a bird, Willow.
willow...this may be a bad time to ask this question but...what if raziel's wrong?	She can't be wrong.  She's a very very very powerful sorceress.
want me to carry elora?	I'm used to her.  How's she doing?
madmartigan!  i can't stand being in closed-in places.	Want me to carry Elora?
you?	What are you gonna become, Raziel? Queen of the rodents?
she's in love.	You're crazy.  I think you're in love.
she asked about you, madmartigan.	Well what did she say?
willow!	She asked about you, Madmartigan.
she said lots of thing.s	Willow!
come on, peck, don't give me a hard time.  you were in her ten all night.  did she say anything?	She said lots of thing.s
who?	Come on, Peck, don't give me a hard time.  You were in her ten all night.  Did she say anything?
did she ask about me?	Who?
i'm beginning to think you two *deserve* to be locked up.	The universe is a living creature, like you and me, Madmartigan.
i'll help you...!	I won't.
you?	Yeah me.  King!  But she betrayed me.  She robbed me of my dream.
i was in love once, willow.  she had a hold on my heart.  i could barely function.  i *was* a great swordsman!  i was knighted!  i could have been king!	You?
madmartigan, i need your help.	My help?  A great magician like you?  You don't need any help.
yes it does.  the fairy queen told me.	The Fairy Queen?  And the baby here's a princess?  And these two rodents are your guides?
so you're on your way to tir asleen, huh?  i hate to tell you this, willow, but tir asleen dosn't exist.	Yes it does.  The Fairy Queen told me.
madmartigan!  you saved her life!	I did?
when i left the crossroads, i got ambushed by an elf!	Madmartigan!  You saved her life!
elora danan!	When I left the crossroads, I got ambushed by an elf!
now willow, i know you're gonna blame me for this but it wasn't my fault...!	Elora Danan!
where's the baby??	I thought you had her!
because she's sick.	Because she's sick.
time to change her diaper.	Time to leave.
these pecks make terrible nurse- maids.	Nursemaid?!
hey!  give me that baby!	These Pecks make terrible nurse- maids.
you!!	Where the hell did you come from?
here are her diaper rags.  and this is her milk bladder.  and when she cries--she's either hungry or she's tired--rock her on your left shoulder.  she likes that.	Don't worry, Willow.  She's in good hands.  You haven't made a mistake.
and give her a bath everyday, and don't let her get cold.  and keep her diaper changed.	Of course!  I promise!
absolutely!	And give her a bath everyday, and don't let her get cold.  And keep her diaper changed.
fresh goat's milk.	Absolutely!
i will.	Fresh goat's milk.
you gotta promise to feed her.	I will.
nobody's gonna take your baby. know why?  nobody cares...  except me.  you wanna go back to your farm. you wanna go back to your family. i could take care of that baby. i'll look after her like she was me own.	You don't know anything about ba- bies.
i hate this.	Nobody's gonna take your baby. Know why?  Nobody cares...  Except me.  You wanna go back to your farm. You wanna go back to your family. I could take care of that baby. I'll look after her like she was me own.
whatcha thinkin' about, willow?	I hate this.
i'll be around long after you're dead, airk!  you slime!  when i get outa here i'll cut your head off and stick it on a pig-pole!	Friend of yours?
you hear trouble.	What is it?
what's that?  i hear something!	You hear trouble.
the greatest swordsman that ever lived.	What's that?  I hear something!
are you a warrior?	The greatest swordsman that ever lived.
smells like a battle.	Are you a warrior?
you all right?	These burns.  My arms.  Ouch...
farmer.	Farmer!  I knew it!  You're a vic- tim, Willow.  Yep, you and me: victims of a rotten, corrupt, cor- rupt, rotten world.
you a woodcutter?	Farmer.
as if you care.  i saved your life, peck.  those guys woulda killed us!  you wanna give your baby to them?? they eat babies!	I don't know.
are you okay?	As if you care.  I saved your life, Peck.  Those guys woulda killed us!  You wanna give your baby to them?? They eat babies!
thanks for your help, peck.	Are you okay?
hey!  somebody's coming!	Peck!  Quick!  Douse the fire!
why.	I have to give this baby to some- body.
do any other daikinis ever come by here?	Why.
you be careful.  i'm a powerful sorcerer.  i could turn you into a toad just like that.	Miserable Pecks.
don't make me angry, peck.	You be careful.  I'm a powerful sorcerer.  I could turn you into a toad just like that.
good.  how long will it take?	Don't make me angry, Peck.
please?  i'm dyin' of thirst in here.	Good.  How long will it take?
i could be you rguard!  i could carry your spear!	What a great son you are, Ranon.  I wish I could take you with me.  Now go to sleep...
are you scared?	I could be you rguard!  I could carry your spear!
daikinis are giant people who live far far away.	Are you scared?
dada, what's a daikini?	Daikinis are giant people who live far far away.
can't we keep it, dada?	Absolutely not.
it's not a nelwyn baby.	No, it's too big to be a Nelwyn baby.  It looks like a daikini...
patience, willow.	Courage, Willow.
time is running out.	Surrender!!
no!  i can still defeat bavmorda!	She's too powerful, Raziel
i've come all this way and now elora dana's going to die!	No!  I can still defeat Bavmorda!
why?	Just do it!
get down!  the ritual chant! quick!  protect yourself!	Why?
raziel!  i transformed them all! i'm a magician!	You didn't transform them, Willow, you released them.  That was noth- ing.  Now change me.
i did it!  madmartigan!  come here! look!  you gotta see this!  i did it!	More!  More!
how??	Use the philosopher's stone!  Hur- ry!  Invocation!  Release them!
tir asleen.	There's nobody here.
i just wanted to test it first.	No!  Change me back into a sor- ceress, Willow.
now use it.	I just wanted to test it first.
his will.	Now use it.
again:  what is the magician's weapon?	His will.
what'd you bit me for!!	We need blood.  To nourish the stone.  charge the stone with ener- gy.
shhhhh!	What'd you bit me for!!
ouch!!	Shhhhh!
that's the life spark.  exxence of magic and sorcery!	Ouch!!
oooh, this smells terrible.	That's the life spark.  Exxence of magic and sorcery!
but what am i gonna transform??	Me!
the art of transformation!	But what am I gonna transform??
i can't remember all these things. what am i learning?	The art of transformation!
your will!  your will!  what else could it be?	I can't remember all these things. What am I learning?
the limitless power of...	Your will!  Your will!  What else could it be?
what's the magician's weapon?	The limitless power of...
i must concetrate my imagination...to creat a new...reality!	What's the magician's weapon?
we don't have much time left!  go on!  go on!	I must concetrate my imagination...to creat a new...reality!
how am i gonna do that?	Patience.  Concentrate.  You will find a way.
burn it to a fine ash.	How am I gonna do that?
i'm all finished.  now what?	Burn it to a fine ash.
i know, and the magician's goal is to find his true self.  but what's this got to do with it?	As below, so above.  You hold the univers, Willow, in your hand.
till it's in a powder.  the energy exits within you...	I know, and the magician's goal is to find his true self.  But what's this got to do with it?
i hope she's all right.  how much more do i have to do of this?	Till it's in a powder.  The energy exits within you...
what do i need for that?	We must start with feathers, dung, and a lock of your hair.
willow.  to learn magic, first you must make your own philosopher's stone!	What do I need for that?
that's all i ever wanted!	Then I will teach you.
you must learn magic.	That's all I ever wanted!
no.	A magician *makes* magic.  Any fool can use it.
did *you* give that acorn its power?	No.
no!	Kill him!
kill him!	No!
what do you want!	We need your help.  To take this baby to Tir Asleen.  She's a prin- cess.
who are you!  who are you!	I'm Willow Ufgood.  I'm here to find Fin Raziel.
get back here, rool!	Ouch!  Let go of me!
us??  we'll never catch them.  any- way, we're all done, teemo.  let's go home.	Get back here, Rool!
we gotta follow them.	Us??  We'll never catch them.  Any- way, we're all done, Teemo.  Let's go home.
are you sure?	Yes!  Raziel!  She lives out on that island!
i'm not going in there.	Me neither!
watch this.  right between the eyes.	He never misses.
elves!  they're always tormenting babies.  they make them cry and take their tears.	Somebody has to do it.
i know she's hungry.  i tried to feed her but she wouldn't eat a thing.  i'm not a wet nurse.	Here.  Hold her.
she's hungry.	I know she's hungry.  I tried to feed her but she wouldn't eat a thing.  I'm not a wet nurse.
who is he?	I don't know much about him.
madmartigan.	Who is he?
who is that horrible friend of yours?	Madmartigan.
she needs to be changed again. sorsha crosses her arms in a hugg and watches as willow changes the baby.  soon the baby stops crying.  re- lieved yet still anxious, sorsha paces to a mirror. willow rocks the baby gently, absently looking at the fire.  then his eyes focus on the fire.	Who is that horrible friend of yours?
i changed her already!	She needs to be changed again. Sorsha crosses her arms in a hugg and watches as Willow changes the baby.  Soon the baby stops crying.  Re- lieved yet still anxious, Sorsha paces to a mirror. Willow rocks the baby gently, absently looking at the fire.  Then his eyes focus on the fire.
she needs to be changed.	I changed her already!
if you rest the baby on your shoulder, she'll stop crying.	Shut up.
this can't be right.  this isn't a sorceress.  this is some kind of animal.	Queen Bavmorda transformed her.
obviously.	Without Raziel we'll never find Tir Asleen.  We'd better go.
we've traveled a long way.  we're looking for fin raziel.	The sorceress.
its branches are supposed to be made of gold, solid gold.	How are we going to get out there?
hey, careful there!	How do these work I wonder?  I got- ta save one to show the High Aldwin.
talk!  say something!	I can't see anything--she's too bright!
this is not going well.	Hurry!  Queen Cherlindrea will know what to do.
take your time.  don't worry about the elves.  they won't come out here.	Why not?
ohhh, i hate this.	Take your time.  Don't worry about the elves.  They won't come out here.
i'm getting her out of there!	No!  You let us handle this.  Come along, Rool!
who??	You're the guardian, aren't you?
she requests the presence of your- self and the young princess.	Who??
queen cherlindrea?	She requests the presence of your- self and the young princess.
we are emissaries of her majesty, queen cherlindrea, of the land of coshairm.	Queen Cherlindrea?
guess i'm not used to so much.	Not used to hard work. That's what makes an appetite.
eat up, book. what's the matter with your appetite?	Guess I'm not used to so much.
didn't you hear me, book? pull! you never had your hands on a teat before?	Not one this big.
i've seen pictures.	Good, you start tomorrow.
cows. you know, cows?	I've seen pictures.
milking?	Cows. You know, cows?
maybe milking.	Milking?
sure, i'm sorry. hope you don't mind me plugging in to your battery. mine's dead... how can i help? what can i do?	Maybe milking.
john, why?...	Just do it!
you don't know anything... borrowed your car. didn't say why. and you never heard of that woman and her boy.	John, why?...
john, i don't understand any of this.	You don't know anything... borrowed your car. Didn't say why. And you never heard of that woman and her boy.
put my car in the garage and close the door.	John, I don't understand any of this.
who are these orphans, anyway?	They're Amish.
oh sure, fred.	Who are these orphans, anyway?
that's none of your goddamn business! so keep your goddamn holier-than- thou mouth shut!  anyway, they like fred.	Oh sure, Fred.
you've got a man here and the kids are upstairs?	That's none of your goddamn business! So keep your goddamn holier-than- thou mouth shut!  Anyway, they like Fred.
upstairs, asleep. where'd you think?	You've got a man here and the kids are upstairs?
where's timmy and buck?	Upstairs, asleep. Where'd you think?
sorry. it's important.	Where's Timmy and Buck?
how could you do this to me tonight? i told you i had company	Sorry. It's important.
everything is all right, john.	Pick up the hat.
nail it!	Yes, sir.
your hole is healed, then?	Pretty much.
it's been a while.	No matter. Come with me. We can always use a good carpenter.
eli says you're a carpenter, book.	It's been a while.
i came to see rachel lapp.	Try the house.
english, yankee. it's the same. my name is daniel. daniel hochstetler.  you look plain, book.  very plain.	I came to see Rachel Lapp.
i thought i was the english.	English, Yankee. It's the same. My name is Daniel. Daniel Hochstetler.  You look plain, Book.  Very plain.
good morning. book, is it? you are the yankee they talk about?	I thought I was the English.
have you got your gun on now?	Sure have, Sam.
got to, sam. you and i are going to a courthouse together, put some people behind bars.	Have you got your gun on now?
are you really ever coming back?	Got to, Sam. You and I are going to a courthouse together, put some people behind bars.
don't let them hurt you.	I won't. Now run.  Fast as you can!
i'll be all right. you just do as i say.	Don't let them hurt you.
what are you going to do?	I'll be all right. You just do as I say.
listen to me, sam! i want you to go across the new corn to stoltzfus'. run as fast as you can. and stay there!	What are you going to do?
are they going to kill you?	Listen to me, Sam! I want you to go across the new corn to Stoltzfus'. Run as fast as you can. And stay there!
it's them, sam.  now, sam, listen to me and listen to me carefully. listen to me as you never listened before.	Are they going to kill you?
is it them?	It's them, Sam.  Now, Sam, listen to me and listen to me carefully. Listen to me as you never listened before.
...i want to say a thing.	What's that, Sam?
hey, sam...	...I want to say a thing.
that's luke. he doesn't like strangers.	You don't say.
tell you what  i'm going to let you handle this one. but only if you promise not to say anything to your momma. i've got a feeling she wouldn't understand.	Okay, Mr. Book.
no pistol. ever.	Tell you what  I'm going to let you handle this one. But only if you promise not to say anything to your momma. I've got a feeling she wouldn't understand.
you ever handle a pistol like this, samuel?	No pistol. Ever.
he was... like him.	Black... I understand. What else,Sam?
who'd you see, sam? the man on the floor?	No... I saw the man who killed him.
who'd you see?	Who'd you see, Sam? The man on the floor?
i saw him.	Who'd you see?
it's all over, paul.	Move! Or you die right here!
you're going to have to do it right here, schaeffer.	Don't try me, Johnny!
listen to me, johnny. come in! you're out there all alone... we're getting close... real close... maybe if you listen to me for a minute we can work something out so you can come in	I've already got something worked out.  Be seeing you.
you might want to pass it along to mac.	Listen to me, Johnny. Come in! You're out there all alone... We're getting close... real close... Maybe if you listen to me for a minute we can work something out so you can come in
johnny	You might want to pass it along to Mac.
i'm fine. i'm going to live a long time. that's what i called to tell you.	Johnny
how bad did mac get you? we figured pretty bad.	I'm fine. I'm going to live a long time. That's what I called to tell you.
you made a mistake, paul. you shouldn't have taken elton out.	How bad did Mac get you? We figured pretty bad.
who else knows?	Just us.
a hot shower... i haven't changed clothes in two days.	Who else knows?
what's your first move?	A hot shower... I haven't changed clothes in two days.
maybe the bureau. or those bastards at treasury. i'll take care of it.  i hate this shit, johnny. you cut their balls off for me. i'm counting on you.	What's your first move?
more people... gotta pick up where zenovich left off. people from outside the department.	Maybe the Bureau. Or those bastards at Treasury. I'll take care of it.  I hate this shit, Johnny. You cut their balls off for me. I'm counting on you.
okay, what are you going to need to clean it up	More people... Gotta pick up where Zenovich left off. People from outside the department.
just us.	Okay, what are you going to need to clean it up
who else knows?	Just us.
if i did, i'd have kept my mouth shut...  it fits, paul... fifty-five gallons of p2p confiscated four years ago... guess who was in on the collar? mac.  he salts it away somewhere... he knows the stuff is potent, but the street chemists haven't figured out how to process it. but they do now.  and now the stuff is worth five-grand a pint and there are a lot of pints in a fifty-five gallon drum.	Who else knows?
i hope you don't have any doubts about that.	If I did, I'd have kept my mouth shut...  It fits, Paul... Fifty-five gallons of P2P confiscated four years ago... Guess who was in on the collar? Mac.  He salts it away somewhere... he knows the stuff is potent, but the street chemists haven't figured out how to process it. But they do now.  And now the stuff is worth five-grand a pint and there are a lot of pints in a fifty-five gallon drum.
last guy i would have figured. but he's part of it.	I hope you don't have any doubts about that.
what's-her-name moved to buffalo.	Well, anyway, don't get crazy.  I'll do something for Zenovich's wife.
tell you what... why don't you and that blonde  what's-her-name  come over for dinner sunday. how 'bout that.	What's-her-name moved to Buffalo.
when word gets out that zenovitch was a cop, all hell will break lose. you've got 24 hours. that's all i can give you. 24 hours on your own. after that the case and the witness go back to the homicide department.	Tell you what... why don't you and that blonde  what's-her-name  come over for dinner Sunday. How 'bout that.
the amish boy saw him, paul. i'll make it, but set donahue and the homicide department off my back or they'll blow the whole thing.	When word gets out that Zenovitch was a cop, all hell will break lose. You've got 24 hours. That's all I can give you. 24 hours on your own. After that the case and the witness go back to the Homicide Department.
that's the problem. we need results. the press is driving us crazy over this p2p thing. calling us the 'speed capitol of the country'. you know the sort of thing. it's getting political. the commissioner's getting very uneasy.	The Amish boy saw him, Paul. I'll make it, but Set Donahue and the Homicide Department off my back or they'll blow the whole thing.
if there isn't i've just wasted the last six months.	That's the problem. We need results. The press is driving us crazy over this P2P thing. Calling us the 'speed capitol of the country'. You know the sort of thing. It's getting political. The Commissioner's getting very uneasy.
you're still convinced there's a link to the department?	If there isn't I've just wasted the last six months.
maybe.	You're still convinced there's a link to the department?
you know who?	Maybe.
maybe.	You know who?
so one of them got to him.	Maybe.
zenovitch was about to deliver a list of names tonight  street chemists... the guys processing this p2p into speed.	So one of them got to him.
what have you got?	Zenovitch was about to deliver a list of names tonight  street chemists... the guys processing this P2P into speed.
yeah.	What have you got?
amish.	Yeah.
oh, he's good.	Amish.
how reliable is this kid?	Oh, he's good.
where's my baggy pants?	Here. Whenever you want them.
i want you to take this... to remember by.	Where's my baggy pants?
that's god's way!	Well in the City of Philadelphia, God needs a little help!
that's your way, not mine.	That's God's way!
what you do is take vengeance! which is a sin against heaven!	That's your way, not mine.
land! are you crazy? i'm no amishman and i'm no farmer! i'm a cop. that's what i know and that's what i do!	What you do is take vengeance! Which is a sin against heaven!
there is always a way! but you are such a... a glotzkopp you cannot see! you'd rather go back to that city! to nothing! no woman! no children! no land!	Land! Are you crazy? I'm no Amishman and I'm no farmer! I'm a cop. That's what I know and that's what I do!
oh, come on, rachel. no way.	There is always a way! But you are such a... a Glotzkopp you cannot see! You'd rather go back to that city! To nothing! No woman! No children! No land!
i'm not so sure of anything as you are, john book. you could live this life if you wanted to bad enough.  just as i could live yours!	Oh, come on, Rachel. No way.
aren't you? after today?	I'm not so sure of anything as you are, John Book. You could live this life if you wanted to bad enough.  Just as I could live yours!
you're so sure of that?	Aren't you? After today?
no.  i was being unrealistic. even thinking about living this life.	You're so sure of that?
i was being foolish?	No.  I was being unrealistic. Even thinking about living this life.
i know.	I was being foolish?
there was a time when i would have welcomed it.	I know.
there was.	There was a time when I would have welcomed it.
there was a time when i thought you might have stayed.	There was.
i'm leaving tonight.  i'm going to need my clothes. and my gun.	There was a time when I thought you might have stayed.
you should not bother with that birdhouse.  if you're leaving tomorrow.	I'm leaving tonight.  I'm going to need my clothes. And my gun.
won him over just like that.	I see.  But I hope you have a lot of sugar.  Eli is ready to go to Zook's.
when will you be going?	Not long... A few days.
but... you may not be well enough.	I'll drink some more of Stoltzfus' tea.
sure.	But... You may not be well enough.
now hold on. there's a lot of people who think being a cop is a legitimate job.	I'm sorry. I'm sure it is.
whacking is not of much use on a farm.	Now hold on. There's a lot of people who think being a cop is a legitimate job.
i can whack people. i'm hell at whacking.	Whacking is not of much use on a farm.
what else can you do?	I can whack people. I'm hell at whacking.
i did some carpentry summers when i was going to school.	What else can you do?
you know carpentry?	I did some carpentry summers when I was going to school.
a real fireball.	You know carpentry?
we had some lemonade and he left.	A real fireball.
oh?  what happened to hochstetler?	We had some lemonade and he left.
eli is a fine carpenter. best in the district. he and his father built the big house themselves forty years ago.	Oh?  What happened to Hochstetler?
the... bullets?	Oh. The bullets.
i know what he said.	You can go with Eli. He's taking Samuel to school. But you'll have to hurry.
but stoltzfus said...	I know what he said.
i'm going this morning.	But Stoltzfus said...
well... the store at saltzburg...  but you won't be going to saltzburg for a while.	I'm going this morning.
no. i'd want a public phone.	Well... the store at Saltzburg...  But you won't be going to Saltzburg for a while.
telephone? the gunthers across the valley. they're mennonite. they have cars and refrigerators and telephones in the houses even.	No. I'd want a public phone.
where's the nearest telephone?	Telephone? The Gunthers across the valley. They're Mennonite. They have cars and refrigerators and telephones in the houses even.
quaint? can't imagine why.	Where's the nearest telephone?
you make fun of me. like the tourists. driving by all the time. some even come into the yard. very rude. they seem to think we are quaint.	Quaint? Can't imagine why.
anything against zippers?	You make fun of me. Like the tourists. Driving by all the time. Some even come into the yard. Very rude. They seem to think we are quaint.
vain. proud. such a person is hochmutsnarr. he is not plain.	Anything against zippers?
hochmut?	Vain. Proud. Such a person is Hochmutsnarr. He is not plain.
buttons are hochmut.	Hochmut?
something wrong with buttons?	Buttons are Hochmut.
i should tell you these do not have buttons.  see? hooks and eyes.	Something wrong with buttons?
yes. it's good that someone can have the use of them. besides, in your clothes you'd stand out to strangers.	I should tell you these do not have buttons.  See? Hooks and eyes.
your husband's?	Yes. It's good that someone can have the use of them. Besides, in your clothes you'd stand out to strangers.
your shirt and jacket are still stained with blood. i have them soaking.you can wear these.	Your husband's?
very interesting. i'm learning a lot about manure.  what's that?	Your shirt and jacket are still stained with blood. I have them soaking.You can wear these.
enjoying your reading?	Very interesting. I'm learning a lot about manure.  What's that?
nobody meant any harm. the boy was curious. i unloaded the gun -	It's not the gun. Don't you understand... It's you. What you stand for.  That is not for Samuel.
john book, i would appreciate it if, during the time you are with us, you would have as little to do with samuel as possible.	Nobody meant any harm. The boy was curious. I unloaded the gun -
tell him his tea stinks.	You tell him. When you're able.
listen, thank you. thanks for everything. but i've got to go.	But you can't.
two days.	Listen, thank you. Thanks for everything. But I've got to go.
how long have i been here?	Two days.
what?	How long have I been here?
how long?	What?
only the elders.	How long?
does anybody know i'm here?	Only the elders.
can i have something to drink?	Does anybody know I'm here?
the leadership of our district... the diener. bishop tschantz is the one with no hair on top. they decided to come and see you for themselves. except stoltzfus, of course. he came the first day. i think he saved your life.	Can I have something to drink?
who are they?	The leadership of our district... the diener. Bishop Tschantz is the one with no hair on top. They decided to come and see you for themselves. Except Stoltzfus, of course. He came the first day. I think he saved your life.
gunshot... they'll file reports... they'll find me.	But
but why?	Gunshot... they'll file reports... they'll find me.
no, no doctor...	But why?
but john... why didn't you go to a hospital?	No, no doctor...
i can't.	What about Samuel? Will you come back to take him to trial?
stay for awhile. rest. i'll make coffee and breakfast.	I can't.
you said we would be safe in philadelphia.	I was wrong.
home.	You couldn't wait until morning?
where are you taking us now?	Home.
i'm afraid. i'm afraid for samuel. i want to go home.	You'll be safe. You don't have to worry.
because  somehow  they knew i was getting close.  look, it's narcotics... they make dope out of chemicals... they sell it on the street for millions of dollars. they'll do anything.  and they can get away with it because they're cops.	I'm afraid. I'm afraid for Samuel. I want to go home.
but why would they murder...	Because  somehow  they knew I was getting close.  Look, it's narcotics... They make dope out of chemicals... they sell it on the street for millions of dollars. They'll do anything.  And they can get away with it because they're cops.
listen, i'm the cop that polices the police. i'm not in the business of protecting crooked cops.  i'll make an arrest when i know everybody involved.	But why would they murder...
why don't you arrest that man? are you protecting him because policeman?	Listen, I'm the cop that polices the police. I'm not in the business of protecting crooked cops.  I'll make an arrest when I know everybody involved.
oh? anything else?	Oh yes. She thinks you like policing because you think you're right about everything. And you're the only one who can do anything. And that when you drink a lot of beer you say things like none of the other police would know a crook from a... um... bag of elbows.
she thinks you should get married and have children of your own. instead of trying to be a father to hers. except she thinks you're afraid of the responsibility.	Oh? Anything else?
no.	She thinks you should get married and have children of your own. Instead of trying to be a father to hers. Except she thinks you're afraid of the responsibility.
your sister said you don't have a family?	No.
but not a good tired.	What's a 'good' tired. Tired is tired.
they kid a lot.	I would not be too sure.
no you're not   you're glad, because now you've got a witness.  i heard the other police talking last night.  they don't seem to like you very much.	They kid a lot.
look, i'm genuinely sorry...	No you're not   You're glad, because now you've got a witness.  I heard the other police talking last night.  They don't seem to like you very much.
people who don't go into our courts when they're told to sometimes go directly into our jail.	Look, I'm genuinely sorry...
we do not go into your courts.	People who don't go into our courts when they're told to sometimes go directly into our jail.
believe me, i'm trying to get this over with as fast as i can. but samuel will probably have to come back and testify.	We do not go into your courts.
yes. and i also want to leave this city.	Believe me, I'm trying to get this over with as fast as I can. But Samuel will probably have to come back and testify.
whacking?	Yes. And I also want to leave this city.
the problem is i don't happen to think my son should be spending all his time with a man who carried a gun under his coat and goes around whacking people.	Whacking?
now what's the problem?	The problem is I don't happen to think my son should be spending all his time with a man who carried a gun under his coat and goes around whacking people.
what was that?	He wants to know who you are. Your name. I told him we don't need to know anything about you.
doesn't surprise me. i meet a lot of people like that.	It's not a joke.
you don't understand, we have nothing to do with your laws!	Doesn't surprise me. I meet a lot of people like that.
yes i do. your son is a material witness to a homicide.	You don't understand, we have nothing to do with your laws!
you have no right to keep us here.	Yes I do. Your son is a material witness to a homicide.
we're looking for a suspect. we've reason to believe he's still in the area.	You have no right to keep us here.
where are you taking us?	We're looking for a suspect. We've reason to believe he's still in the area.
samuel. samuel lapp.  but what happened here is none of his affair. my sister is expecting me... our train is leaving soon.	There'll be another train.  The man who was killed tonight was a policeman, Sam. It's my job to find out who did it. I want you to tell me everything you saw when you went in there.
i'm a police officer. i'm going to have to talk to the boy. what's his name?	Samuel. Samuel Lapp.  But what happened here is none of his affair. My sister is expecting me... our train is leaving soon.
say again?	Make that 1790.
where i'm at is maybe 1890.	Say again?
that's more like it.  where are you at, anyway?	Where I'm at is maybe 1890.
i hear you. i'll stay in touch.	That's more like it.  Where are you at, anyway?
you hear me?	I hear you. I'll stay in touch.
listen, johnny, don't do anything stupid. you couldn't get within a mile of schaeffer right now. so stay put... stay in touch  i'll let you know when maybe it makes sense.	You hear me?
i'm coming.	Listen, Johnny, don't do anything stupid. You couldn't get within a mile of Schaeffer right now. So stay put... Stay in touch  I'll let you know when maybe it makes sense.
too hot. don't do it. don't come in.	I'm coming.
never mind. i'm coming in to take care of business. how hot am i?	Too hot. Don't do it. Don't come in.
johnny! where the hell have you been?	Never mind. I'm coming in to take care of business. How hot am I?
it's me.	Johnny! Where the hell have you been?
i hear you.	Good. Take care of that woman's name for me. And watch your ass.
yeah... i can put it all together when i get back, 'til then, you know nothing, understand? business as usual...	I hear you.
listen to me  schaeffer's part of it. maybe at the top of it.	Yeah... I can put it all together when I get back, 'Til then, you know nothing, understand? Business as usual...
johnny, what the fuck?	Listen to me  Schaeffer's part of it. Maybe at the top of it.
nothing. i'm not going to be around for a while. i'll call you when i can.	Johnny, what the fuck?
what the hell are you talking about? what's happening.	Nothing. I'm not going to be around for a while. I'll call you when I can.
listen carefully, i wrote the amish woman's name and address on my desk calendar, i want you to lose it for me, now. tonight.	What the hell are you talking about? What's happening.
let's just find coalmine.  listen, zenovich made a mistake. you didn't let anybody down. it happens	It won't happen again.
i got there late, john.	Let's just find Coalmine.  Listen, Zenovich made a mistake. You didn't let anybody down. It happens
i didn't even know about it.	Okay, Sam. Can you tell me what he looked like?
anybody know about this?	I didn't even know about it.
either you're a member of the club or you aren't, elton.  tell me what you know...	What I know, Paul, is...  He's going to take you out...
you're the first one he'll contact.	He's got my number.
i admit i don't know where he is.	You're the first one he'll contact.
you admit you're lying?	I admit I don't know where he is.
probably.	You admit you're lying?
you'd lie to protect him.	Probably.
wrong.	You'd lie to protect him.
you know where he is.	Wrong.
i don't know where he is.	But... if you had to guess?
elaine, i don't want to have to take you in for questioning. you've got his car, you were the last to see him	I don't know where he is.
better you should get off my front porch before i get my mace!	Elaine, I don't want to have to take you in for questioning. You've got his car, you were the last to see him
of course, elaine. but as long as there's any question, better johnny should come back and clear his name.	Better you should get off my front porch before I get my mace!
he accused john of taking kickbacks. and you know  anybody who knows john  knows that's a goddamn lie!	Of course, Elaine. But as long as there's any question, better Johnny should come back and clear his name.
elaine, i've come to apologize for lt. mcelroy. he overstated the department's position.	He accused John of taking kickbacks. And you know  anybody who knows John  knows that's a goddamn lie!
did you find him?	Not yet.
you just wouldn't. it's not the amish way.  but i think it would have done me good if i could have screamed at your brother last night.	Listen, I don't know what's going on or how you got mixed up with him, but don't you let that self-righteous son of a bitch push you around, okay?
no? why not?	You just wouldn't. It's not the Amish way.  But I think it would have done me good if I could have screamed at your brother last night.
at home you'd never hear a woman scream at a man that way.	No? Why not?
god, fred...	At home you'd never hear a woman scream at a man that way.
fred. the way he looked when you screamed at him.	God, Fred...
what's so funny?	Fred. The way he looked when you screamed at him.
you're not carrying a bullwhip... how'd you manage to put my kids to work?	I made it a contest... the one who does best gets his cereal back first.  Children like to help... they only need to be kept after a little bit.
just a minute. i'll pour you some coffee.	You're not carrying a bullwhip... how'd you manage to put my kids to work?
aganishish? yeah, that sounds like john.	Just a minute. I'll pour you some coffee.
i wanted to. you were kind to take us in last night.  anyway, i needed something to do. i was so angry with your brother. he's so... agaanisish!	Aganishish? Yeah, that sounds like John.
you didn't have to...	I wanted to. you were kind to take us in last night.  Anyway, I needed something to do. I was so angry with your brother. He's so... agaanisish!
good morning.	You didn't have to...
yes.	Oh.
john said you're amish.	Yes.
yes, thank you very much.	John said you're Amish.
everything okay?	Yes, thank you very much.
no, rachel...	I have to help him!
no! they will be the judge of that! and so will i... if you shame me!	You shame yourself.
i will be the judge of that.	No! They will be the judge of that! And so will I... if you shame me!
you are acting like one!	I will be the judge of that.
i am not a child.	You are acting like one!
do not make light of it, rachel. they can do it... quick! like that! and then... then i can not sit at table with you. i can not take a thing from your hand. i... i can not go with you to meeting!  rachel, good rachel, you must not go too far! dear child!	I am not a child.
that is idle talk.	Do not make light of it, Rachel. They can do it... quick! Like that! And then... then I can not sit at table with you. I can not take a thing from your hand. I... I can not go with you to meeting!  Rachel, good Rachel, you must not go too far! Dear child!
no sin? maybe. not yet. but, rachel, it does not look...  don't you know there has been talk? talk about you, not him. talk about going to the bishop. about having you... shunned!	That is idle talk.
i have committed no sin.	No sin? Maybe. Not yet. But, Rachel, it does not look...  Don't you know there has been talk? Talk about you, not him. Talk about going to the Bishop. About having you... shunned!
eh? nothing? rachel, you bring this man to our house. with his gun of the hand. you bring fear to this house. fear of english with guns coming after. you bring blood and whispers of more blood. now english music... and you are dancing to english music! and you call this nothing?	I have committed no sin.
i have done nothing against the ordnung.	Eh? Nothing? Rachel, you bring this man to our house. With his gun of the hand. You bring fear to this house. Fear of English with guns coming after. You bring blood and whispers of more blood. Now English music... and you are dancing to English music! And you call this nothing?
how can this be? how can you do such a thing? is this plain? is this the ordnung?	I have done nothing against the ordnung.
eli, john is a carpenter.  as well as being a fine policeman.	Eh? Well then, maybe he can go to Zook's barn-raising, eh? See how good a carpenter.
rachel, this is a man's life, we hold it in our hands.	I know God help me, I know that, Eli.  But I tell you that if he's found here, the people who did this to him will come for Samuel.
we'll pray that he doesn't die! but if he does, then we'll find a way so no one knows!	Rachel, this is a man's life, we hold it in our hands.
didn't you hear stoltzfus? what if he dies? then the sheriff will come. they'll say we broke their laws	We'll pray that he doesn't die! But if he does, then we'll find a way so no one knows!
that has no place in this house.	I know.
no...	Looks dead...
is the english dead?	No...
who was that man?	His name is John Book.
you're rachel lapp, aren't you?	Yes. Samuel! We're going.
john, lost control of himself. he... will be repentant.	You're Rachel Lapp, aren't you?
we'll, them ohio amish sure must be different.  our lancaster brethren, they just don't have that kind of fight in them.	John, lost control of himself. He... will be repentant.
he's from... ohio... my cousin.	We'll, them Ohio Amish sure must be different.  Our Lancaster brethren, they just don't have that kind of fight in them.
never seen anything like that in all my years.	He's from... Ohio... My cousin.
he's not in this building.	All right, where is he?
weird, man. no fuckin' electricity. what do you figure they plug all their shit into?	They don't have any shit.
tight. but i'm working on him.	Lean on him.
what about carter?	Tight. But I'm working on him.
i don't think she knows.	What about Carter?
she say where he is?	I don't think she knows.
my son is out there!	Nobody's going to hurt your son...
get back in there.	My son is out there!
you might have killed him!	Find Fergie, check the barns. I'll watch these two.
he'll live.	You might have killed him!
lady, i'm here to help you. this man is very dangerous. an armed criminal.  he's got a gun, hasn't he?	You have no right here!
no, you listen. get out!	Lady, I'm here to help you. This man is very dangerous. An armed criminal.  He's got a gun, hasn't he?
i wish dawdie was with us.	I know. Sleep now, Liebchen.
they are english. they don't understand.	I wish dawdie was with us.
i don't want to stay here.	They are English. They don't understand.
momma... are they angry with us.	No... No. It is just the English way.
is this where we're going?	Of course not. We're going to Baltimore. It's much nicer in Baltimore.
oh, we dream lots of silly things when we --	No, Aunt Em -- this was a real, truly live place.  And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice....
there, there, lie quiet now.  you just had a bad dream.	No --
but i did leave you, uncle henry -- that's just the trouble.  and i tried to get back for days and days.	There, there, lie quiet now.  You just had a bad dream.
oh, auntie em -- it's you!	Yes, darling.
dorothy.  dorothy, dear. it's aunt em, darling.	Oh, Auntie Em -- it's you!
-- no place like home -- there's no place like home -- no place --	Dorothy.  Dorothy, dear. It's Aunt Em, darling.
dorothy!	You wicked old witch!  Uncle Henry, Auntie Em, don't let 'em take Toto!  Don't let her take him -- please!
no --	Now, you just help us out today, and find yourself a place where you won't get into any trouble.
now, dorothy, dear, stop imagining things. you always get yourself into a fret over nothing.	No --
auntie em, really -- you know what miss gulch said she was gonna do to toto?  she said she was gonna --	Now, Dorothy, dear, stop imagining things. You always get yourself into a fret over nothing.
dorothy!  dorothy!  we're busy!	Oh -- all right.
oh, but he doesn't do it every day -- just once or twice a week.  and he can't catch her old cat, anyway. and now she says she's gonna get the sheriff, and --	Dorothy!  Dorothy!  We're busy!
seventy --  dorothy, please!	Oh, but he doesn't do it every day -- just once or twice a week.  And he can't catch her old cat, anyway. And now she says she's gonna get the sheriff, and --
dorothy, please!  we're trying to count! fifty-eight--	Oh, but Aunt Em, she hit him over the --
just listen to what miss gulch did to toto! she --	Dorothy, please!  We're trying to count! Fifty-eight--
fifty-seven, fifty-eight --	Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto! She --
aunt em!	Fifty-seven, fifty-eight --
uhh -- yeah --	Now, we can't go against the law, Dorothy. I'm afraid poor Toto will have to go.
oh, i hope we got them in time.	Yes.
yes.	Oh, I hope we got them in time.
i know, but we all got to work out our own problems, henry.	Yes.
poor little orphan, and her miss gulch troubles. gosh all hemlock - you know, she ought to have somebody to play with.	I know, but we all got to work out our own problems, Henry.
all right, mrs. gale.  but some day they're going to erect a statue to me in this town, and --	Well, don't start posing for it now.  Here, here -- can't work on an empty stomach. Have some crullers.
i saw you tinkering with that contraption, hickory. now, you and hunk get back to that wagon!	All right, Mrs. Gale.  But some day they're going to erect a statue to me in this town, and --
well, dorothy was walking along the --	I saw you tinkering with that contraption, Hickory. Now, you and Hunk get back to that wagon!
here, here, what's all this jabber-wapping when there's work to be done?  i know three shiftless farm hands that'll be out of a job before they know it!	Well, Dorothy was walking along the --
look at you, zeke -- you're just as white --	Here, here, what's all this jabber-wapping when there's work to be done?  I know three shiftless farm hands that'll be out of a job before they know it!
from now on you'll be history	You'll be hist...
if any!	Yes, let the joyous news be spread.
then this is a day of independence for all the munchkins and their descendants!	If any!
if she?	Is morally, ethic'ly
if she...	If she?
to see?	If she...
but we've got to verify it legally to see...	To see?
as mayor of the munchkin city in the county of the land of oz i welcome you most regally	But we've got to verify it legally To see...
well, i -- i -- i am the great and powerful -- wizard of oz.	You are?
who are you?	Well, I -- I -- I am the Great and Powerful -- Wizard of Oz.
... -- oz -- has spoken!	Who are you?
if you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises!	Do you presume to criticize the....
yes, sir.  so we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir.	Not so fast!  Not....
...resourceful!	Yes, sir.  So we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir.
please, sir.  we've done what you told us. we've brought you the broomstick of the wicked witch of the west.  we melted her.	Oh ....
...have you come back?	Please, sir.  We've done what you told us. We've brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West.  We melted her.
oh, come on - come on! we'll soon find the wizard!	The Wizard - The Wizard - The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz - Oz - Oz-Oz - Oz - Oz - Oz - Oz!
tap - tap - tap - tap - what was that - that - that? our echo - echo - echo.	Oh, come on - come on! We'll soon find the Wizard!
our echo.	Tap - tap - tap - tap - What was that - that - that? Our echo - echo - echo.
oh --	Goodbye, folks!
i can't come back!  i don't know how it works!	Oh --
oh!  come back!  don't go without me! please come back!	I can't come back!  I don't know how it works!
ohhh!	Times being what they were, I accepted the job, -- retaining my balloon against the advent of a quick get-away.  And in that balloon, my dear Dorothy, you and I will return to the land of E Pluribus Unum!
frightened?  you are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death -- sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe.  i was petrified.  then suddenly the wind changed, and the balloon floated down into the heart of this noble city, where i was instantly acclaimed oz, the first wizard de luxe!	Ohhh!
yes-s-s -- that...that's exactly so.  i'm a humbug!	Oh ....
i don't believe you!	No, I'm afraid it's true. There's no other Wizard except me.
uhhhh -- yes...	I don't believe you!
are you all right, dorothy?	Yes, I'm all right.  Oh -- I fell in and -- and Zeke --
oh!  oh, zeke!  help!  help me, zeke!  get me out of here!  help!	Are you all right, Dorothy?
hickory!	Now what happened? I'll bet Hunk did that.
who did it? now wait a minute.	Hickory!
oh!	Who did it? Now wait a minute.
sure. it's to break up winds, so we don't have no more dust storms. can you imagine what it'll mean to this section of the country? i'll show you. it works perfectly now. here's the principle. you see that fan -- that sends up air currents into the sky. these air currents -- oh, stop it!	Oh!
this?	Sure. It's to break up winds, so we don't have no more dust storms. Can you imagine what it'll mean to this section of the country? I'll show you. It works perfectly now. Here's the principle. You see that fan -- that sends up air currents into the sky. These air currents -- Oh, stop it!
now look, here's something that really has a heart. this is the best invention i ever invented.	This?
well, gee, i try and have a heart.	Now look, here's something that really has a heart. This is the best invention I ever invented.
oh! oh, it feels like my joints are rusted. listen, dorothy, don't let hunk kid you about miss gulch. she's just a poor sour-faced old maid that -- she ain't got no heart left. you know, you should have a little more heart yourself, and have pity on her.	Well, gee, I try and have a heart.
run, toto, run!	Catch him, you fool!
i'm sorry.  i didn't do it!  can i still have my dog?	No!  Fool, that I am!  I should have remembered -- those slippers will never come off, as long as...
ahh!  ah!	I'm sorry.  I didn't do it!  Can I still have my dog?
that's a good little girl.  i knew you'd see reason.	Ahh!  Ah!
no!  no -- no!  here -- you can have your old slippers -- but give me back toto.	That's a good little girl.  I knew you'd see reason.
very well! throw that basket in the river and drown him!	No!  No -- no!  Here -- you can have your old slippers -- but give me back Toto.
but the good witch of the north told me not to.	Very well! Throw that basket in the river and drown him!
certainly -- certainly -- when you give me those slippers.	But the Good Witch of the North told me not to.
oh, please give me back my dog!	Certainly -- certainly -- when you give me those slippers.
all in good time, my little pretty -- all in good time.	Oh, please give me back my dog!
what are you going to do with my dog?  give him back to me!	All in good time, my little pretty -- all in good time.
...didn't you?	No -- No!  It was an accident! I didn't mean to kill anybody!....
and think to yourself -- "there's no place like home; there's no place like home; there's no place like home."	There's no place like home.  There's no place like home.  There's no place like home.  There's no place like home.
then close your eyes, and tap your heels together three times.	And think to yourself -- "There's no place like home; there's no place like home; there's no place like home."
yes, i'm ready now.	Then close your eyes, and tap your heels together three times.
yes.  say goodbye, toto.	Yes, I'm ready now.
are you ready now?	Yes.  Say goodbye, Toto.
whenever you wish.	Oh, dear -- that's too wonderful to be true! Oh, it's -- it's going to be so hard to say goodbye.  I love you all, too.  Goodbye, Tin Man.  Oh, don't cry.  You'll rust so dreadfully.  Here -- here's your oil-can. Goodbye.
oh, now?	Whenever you wish.
toto, too.	Oh, now?
...toto, too?	Toto, too.
you don't need to be helped any longer. you've always had the power to go back to kansas.	I have?
oh, will you help me?  can you help me?	You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had the power to go back to Kansas.
but, how do i start for emerald city?	It's always best to start at the beginning -- and all you do is follow the Yellow Brick Road.
well, then, you'll have to walk.  the munchkins will see you safely to the border of munchkinland.  and remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment, or you will be at the mercy of the wicked witch of the west.	But, how do I start for Emerald City?
no, i'm afraid i didn't.	Well, then, you'll have to walk.  The Munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkinland.  And remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment, or you will be at the mercy of the Wicked Witch of the West.
oh, very good, but very mysterious.  he lives in the emerald city, and that's a long journey from here. did you bring your broomstick with you?	No, I'm afraid I didn't.
the wizard of oz?  is he good or is he wicked?	Oh, very good, but very mysterious.  He lives in the Emerald City, and that's a long journey from here. Did you bring your broomstick with you?
no -- that's true. the only person who might know would be the great and wonderful wizard of oz himself!	The Wizard of Oz?  Is he good or is he wicked?
oh, i'd give anything to get out of oz altogether -- but which is the way back to kansas?  i can't go the way i came.	No -- that's true. The only person who might know would be the great and wonderful Wizard of Oz himself!
pooh -- what a smell of sulphur!  i'm afraid you've made rather a bad enemy of the wicked witch of the west.  the sooner you get out of oz altogether, the safer you'll sleep, my dear.	Oh, I'd give anything to get out of Oz altogether -- but which is the way back to Kansas?  I can't go the way I came.
i thought you said she was dead.	That was her sister -- the Wicked Witch of the East. This is the Wicked Witch of the West.  And she's worse than the other one was.
oh.  but, if you please -- what are munchkins?	The little people who live in this land -- it's Munchkinland, and you are their national heroine, my dear.  It's all right -- you may all come out and thank her. It's all right now - you may all come out.
the munchkins are happy because you have freed them from the wicked witch of the east.	Oh.  But, if you please -- what are Munchkins?
toto's my dog.	Well, I'm a little muddled.  The Munchkins called me because a new witch has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East.  And there's the house, and here you are, and that's all...
who, me?  why, i'm not a witch at all.  i'm dorothy gale from kansas.	Oh!  Well....
are you a good witch, or a bad witch?	Who, me?  Why, I'm not a witch at all.  I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
oh --	But you couldn't have been, could you?
but -- what's this?  i thought you were going along with me.	Oh, no, no, I have to get to her right....
...you don't suppose she could really be sick, do you? oh -- oh, i've got to go home right away!	But -- what's this?  I thought you were going along with me.
oh, you....	...you don't suppose she could really be sick, do you? Oh -- Oh, I've got to go home right away!
that's all -- the crystal's gone dark.	Oh, you....
oh, no -- no!	That's all -- the Crystal's gone dark.
...bed.	Oh, no -- no!
i said it had poppies on the wall paper! eh -- she's -- what's this?  why, she's -- she's putting her hand on her heart -- she's -- she's dropping down on the....	...bed.
...paper?	I said it had poppies on the wall paper! Eh -- she's -- What's this?  Why, she's -- she's putting her hand on her heart -- she's -- she's dropping down on the....
has it poppies on the wall....	...paper?
...room --	Has it poppies on the wall....
uh-huh.	What's she doing now?
i had the measles once -- and she stayed right by me every minute.	Uh-huh.
someone has hurt her -- someone has just about broken her heart.	Me?
oh --	Someone has hurt her -- someone has just about broken her heart.
well, i -- i can't quite see.  why, she's crying.	Oh --
that's right.  what's she doing?	Well, I -- I can't quite see.  Why, she's crying.
her -- her name is emily.	That's right.  What's she doing?
yes...that's aunt em.	Her -- her name is Emily.
...her face is careworn.	Yes...That's Aunt Em.
that's our farm!	Oh -- yes.
auntie em was even going to let them kill toto yesterday for biting miss gulch. oh, please, professor, why can't we go with you and see all the crowned heads of europe?	Do you know any?  Oh, you mean the thing -- Yes, well, I -- I never do anything without consulting my crystal first. Let's....
oh --	Auntie Em was even going to let them kill Toto yesterday for biting Miss Gulch. Oh, please, Professor, why can't we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe?
no, they won't - honestly.	Oh --
aw, come, come, come --	No, they won't - honestly.
nobody cares about me at home. they wouldn't even miss me.	Aw, come, come, come --
oh --	Nobody cares about me at home. They wouldn't even miss me.
oh, no, i wanted to go along with you.	Oh --
oh, yes - you - you wanted to go home, huh?	Oh, no, I wanted to go along with you.
yes --	Please, Professor, why can't we go along with you?
why, it's just like you could read what was inside of me.	Yes --
no, no --  now don't tell me.  they -- they don't understand you at home.  they don't appreciate you. you want to see other lands -- big cities -- big mountains -- big oceans --	Why, it's just like you could read what was inside of me.
why --	No, no --  now don't tell me.  They -- they don't understand you at home.  They don't appreciate you. You want to see other lands -- big cities -- big mountains -- big oceans --
professor marvel never guesses -- he knows! now, why are you running away?	Why --
how did you guess?	Professor Marvel never guesses -- he knows! Now, why are you running away?
let's see -- you're -- you're travelling in disguise. no, that's not right.  i -- you're -- you're going on a visit.  no, i'm wrong. that's...you're -- running away.	How did you guess?
here!  i've got an order!  let me have...	Stop her!
here's what i'm taking him in -- so he can't attack me again.	Oh, no, no!  I won't let you take him!  You go away, you....!  Oooh, I'll bite you myself!
no --	Here's what I'm taking him in -- so he can't attack me again.
now you're seeing reason.	No --
that dog's a menace to the community.  i'm taking him to the sheriff and make sure he's destroyed.	Destroyed?  Toto?  Oh, you can't!  You mustn't! Auntie Em!  Uncle Henry!  You won't let her, will you?
now i know i've got a heart -- 'cause it's breaking.	Oh --  Goodbye, Lion.  You know, I know it isn't right, but I'm going to miss the way you used to holler for help before you found your courage.
...yes.	Look -- it ticks!
yes...!	...yes.
ahh --- oh, it ticks!  listen!	Yes...!
tomorrow?  oh, but i want to go home now.	You've had plenty of time already!
dorothy!	I knew you would!
oh! something bit me, too!	Now come on - you're acting silly --
no.  why only --  oh --	Oh!  Oh, Tin Man!   Oh!
oh, he's just ascared again.	Don't you know the Wizard's going to give you some courage?
can't that female take no for an answer?	Oh --
and him a brain.	I'm sure he could give you some courage.
what sort of an animal is that?	It-it-it-it - it's a huge one!
and bears!	What sort of an animal is that?
we might.	Oh --
and i was standing over there rusting for the longest time.	Still, I wish I could remember.   But, I guess it doesn't matter anyway.  We know each other now, don't we?
oh, see - i killed it. oh, i killed that poor little honey bee!	Oh-oh-
oh --	Oh, see - I killed it. Oh, I killed that poor little honey bee!
oh! oh!	Oh --
oh - i'll get it!	Oh! Oh!
oh, dear. i don't know what i'd do if a whole swarm kept -- oh! oh! oh, there's one on me!	Oh - I'll get it!
i - i guess they tried to, but they bent their stingers.	Oh, dear. I don't know what I'd do if a whole swarm kept -- Oh! Oh! Oh, there's one on me!
oh, goodness! did any of them sting you?	I - I guess they tried to, but they bent their stingers.
oh! they're - they're gone now.	Oh, goodness! Did any of them sting you?
oh, but he will!  he must!  we've come such a long way already.	Ohh -- what's that? Oh --
well, suppose the wizard wouldn't get me one when we got there?	Oh, but he will!  He must!  We've come such a long way already.
oh, dear -- that was wonderful!  you know -- we were just wondering why you couldn't come to emerald city with us to ask the wizard of oz for a heart.	Emerald City? Why, that's a long and dangerous journey. And it might rain on the way.
i'm afraid i'm a little rusty yet.	Oh, dear -- That was wonderful!  You know -- we were just wondering why you couldn't come to Emerald City with us to ask the Wizard of Oz for a heart.
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, are you all right?	I'm afraid I'm a little rusty yet.
oh --	All hollow.  Oh --
my...my neck.  my...my neck.  perfect?  oh -- bang on my chest if you think i'm perfect.  go ahead -- bang on it!	Oh --!
well, you're perfect now.	My...my neck.  My...my neck.  Perfect?  Oh -- bang on my chest if you think I'm perfect.  Go ahead -- bang on it!
...and right in the middle of a chop, i...i rusted solid.  and i've been that way ever since.	Well, you're perfect now.
oh -- well, about a year ago -- i was chopping that tree -- minding my own business -- when suddenly it started to rain....	...and right in the middle of a chop, I...I rusted solid.  And I've been that way ever since.
oh, goodness!  how did you ever get like this?	Oh -- well, about a year ago -- I was chopping that tree -- minding my own business -- when suddenly it started to rain....
no -- it feels wonderful.  i've held that axe up for ages.  oh ---	Oh, goodness!  How did you ever get like this?
...oh, did that hurt?	No -- it feels wonderful.  I've held that axe up for ages.  Oh ---
oh --	...Oh, did that hurt?
oh...	Oh --
...m...m...my, my, my, my goodness -- i can talk again! oh -- oil my arms, please -- oil my elbows.	Oh...
where do you want to be oiled first?	My mouth -- my mouth!
did you say something?	Oil can....
oil can.....oil can....	Did you say something?
lions and tigers and bears!	Oh, my!
oh, my!	Lions and tigers and bears!
lions and tigers and bears!	Oh, my!
oh, my!	Lions and tigers and bears!
lions and tigers and bears!	Oh, my!
oh, my!	Lions and tigers and bears!
lions and tigers and bears!	Oh, my!
oh, my!	Lions and tigers and bears!
well -- i would never've found it if it hadn't been for you.	I think I'll miss you most of all.
stay with us, then, dorothy.  we all love you.  we don't want you to go.	Oh, that's very kind of you -- but this could never be like Kansas.  Auntie Em must have stopped wondering what happened to me by now.  Oh, Scarecrow, what am I going to do?
oh, now i'll never get home!	Stay with us, then, Dorothy.  We all love you.  We don't want you to go.
...ain't it the truth!  ain't it the truth!	Oh -- oh -- they're all wonderful.
they're coming back!	Ohhh!
did they hurtcha?	Lion, darling -- I knew you'd come!
oh -- oh -- oh!  toto -- toto!	Did they hurtcha?
are you gonna stand around and let 'em fill us full of horror?	I'd like to roar 'em down -- But I think I lost my roarer.
as monarch of the forest i don't like the situation.	Are you gonna stand around And let 'em fill us full of horror?
that noise don't come from no ordinary bird.	It may be just a cricket Or a critter in the trees.
no, but it's wonderful for threatening with.	Oh --
does it work?	No, but it's wonderful for threatening with.
oh -- oh, come on.	Huh?  What'd he say?
oh, come on.	Ohh!
because i'm still scared!	Oh, come on.
but why?  why?	Because I'm still scared!
i'd sooner wait outside.	But why?  Why?
oh, well, then -- we'll ask him for you.	I'd sooner wait outside.
i'd be too scared to ask him for it.	Oh, well, then -- we'll ask him for you.
supposin' you met an elephant?	I'd wrap him up in cellophant!
why, i'd thrash him from top to bottomamus!	Supposin' you met an elephant?
how about a hippopotamus?	Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottomamus!
your majesty, if you were king you wouldn't be afraid of anything?	Not nobody, not nohow!
i'll be home in time for supper!	In another hour, I'll be King of the Forest. Long Live the King!  If....
oh, but -- but please. it's very important.	And -- and I got a permanent just for the occasion.
who's her?  who's her?	It's the Witch!  She's followed us here!
ho -- ho --ho -- ho	Hah!
oh -- unusual weather we're having, ain't it?	Look!  He's rusted again.  Oh, give me the oil can -- quick!  Oh-oh, quick!
yes -- let's run!	Yes.
it's beautiful, isn't it?  just like i knew it would be.  he really must be a wonderful wizard to live in a city like that!	Well, come on, then.  What are we waiting for?
a home --	The nerve.
oh.	Yeh, it's sad, believe me, Missy When you're born to be a sissy, Without the vim and verve. But I could show my prowess -- Be a lion not a mou-ess -- If I only had the nerve I'm afraid there's no denyin' I'm just a dande-lion -- A fate I don't deserve. I'd be brave as a blizzard --
...has been simply unbearable.	Oh.
well, of course not.  my goodness, what a fuss you're making.  well, naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are -- why, you're nothing but a great big coward!	You're right -- I am a coward.
well, you didn't have to go and hit me, did you?  is my nose bleeding?	Well, of course not.  My goodness, what a fuss you're making.  Well, naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are -- Why, you're nothing but a great big coward!
it's bad enough picking on a straw man, but when you go around picking on poor little dogs --	Well, you didn't have to go and hit me, did you?  Is my nose bleeding?
no, but you tried to.	It's bad enough picking on a straw man, but when you go around picking on poor little dogs --
what -- what did you do that for?  i didn't bite him.	No, but you tried to.
why, zeke, -- you're just as scared as i am!	What's the matter -- gonna let a little old pig make a coward out of you?
oh, hunk, you just won't listen, that's all.	Well, your head ain't made of straw, you know.
well, why don't you use them?  when you come home, don't go by miss gulch's place.  then toto won't get in her garden, and you won't get in no trouble.  see?	Oh, Hunk, you just won't listen, that's all.
i have so got brains.	Well, why don't you use them?  When you come home, don't go by Miss Gulch's place.  Then Toto won't get in her garden, and you won't get in no trouble.  See?
now lookit, dorothy, you ain't using your head about miss gulch.  think you didn't have any brains at all.	I have so got brains.
ohh!  ohh!  ohh!	Help! I'm burning!  I'm burning!  I'm burning!  Help! Help! Help!
no -- no -- no -- no!	Ohh!  OHH!  OHH!
oh, come on now - everybody --	Did you just hear what I just heard?
oh -- oh --	Oh -- are you -- are you all right?
looks like we came a long way for nothing.	Oh -- and I was so happy!  I thought I was on my way home!
oh --	Looks like we came a long way for nothing.
dear, whatever shall we do?	Well, we'd better hurry if we're going to see the Wizard!
-- a hot water bottle would be good if we had one.	Oh, he's been crying! Why have you been --
oh -- here quick -- oh! - we'll oil him up.	-- A hot water bottle would be good if we had one.
yes -- there --	Oh -- here quick -- oh! - we'll oil him up.
it does help.  dorothy, you're waking up!	Oh --
...along.	Oh, no -- please.  I have to rest for just a minute.  Toto!
oh, that's too bad.  don't you think the wizard could help him, too?	I don't see why not.  Why don't you come along with us?  We're on our way to see the Wizard now. To get him a heart.
of course, i don't know, but i think it'll get darker before it gets lighter.	Do -- do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
i don't like this forest!  it's -- it's dark and creepy!	Of course, I don't know, but I think it'll get darker before it gets lighter.
oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had!  and it's funny, but i feel as if i've known you all the time.  but i couldn't have, could i?	I don't see how.  You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you?
...just that the witch is so wicked. i don't think you two ought to come with me because you'll get into trouble.	Oh, you don't think we're going to stand by and let her get away with fireballs and bees, do you?
but you've just been saying how much you want a heart.	And I'll keep the oil-can handy.
the other side....	Yes --- there.
here -- here --	The other side....
he said his mouth.	Here -- here --
oil can what?	Oil can?  Oh -- oh, here it is!
what?	Yes.  Oh -- look --
why, it's a man!  a man made out of tin!	What?
oh --	Why, it's a man!  A man made out of tin!
hooray!  i guess that did it!  help yourself.	Oh --
oh, dear -- i keep forgetting i'm not in kansas.	Come along, Dorothy -- you don't want any of those apples.  Hmm!
to oz?	To Oz!
oh, i'll try!  really, i will.	To Oz?
oh -- well -- you're not starting out very well.	Oh, I'll try!  Really, I will.
hooray!  we're off to see a wizard!	Oh -- well -- you're not starting out very well.
i don't blame you for that.	But I'd face a whole box full of them for the chance of getting some brains.  Look -- I won't be any trouble, because I don't eat a thing -- and I won't try to manage things, because I can't think.  Won't you take me with you?
witch?  huh!  i'm not afraid of a witch! i'm not afraid of anything --- except a lighted match.	I don't blame you for that.
but maybe you'd better not.  i've got a witch mad at me, and you might get into trouble.	Witch?  Huh!  I'm not afraid of a witch! I'm not afraid of anything --- except a lighted match.
yes -- that's true.	But maybe you'd better not.  I've got a witch mad at me, and you might get into trouble.
i couldn't say.  but even if he didn't, you'd be no worse off than you are now.	Yes -- that's true.
do you think if i went with you this wizard would give me some brains?	I couldn't say.  But even if he didn't, you'd be no worse off than you are now.
um-hmm.	Do you think if I went with you this Wizard would give me some brains?
you're going to see a wizard?	Um-hmm.
that's where i live.  and i want to get back there so badly i'm going all the way to emerald city to get the wizard of oz to help me.	You're going to see a Wizard?
where's kansas?	That's where I live.  And I want to get back there so badly I'm going all the way to Emerald City to get the Wizard of Oz to help me.
um-hmm.	Where's Kansas?
they would?	Um-hmm.
wonderful!  why, if our scarecrow back in kansas could do that, the crows'd be scared to pieces!	They would?
did i scare you?	No, No -- I -- I just thought you hurt yourself.
oh!  oh!  ohhh!	Did I scare you?
...free!	Oh!  Oh!  Ohhh!
my, it's good to be....	...free!
ohhh --	My, it's good to be....
oh, no -- i just keep picking it up and putting it back in again.	Ohhh --
oh -- does it hurt you?	Oh, no -- I just keep picking it up and putting it back in again.
whhhooops!  ha-ha -- there goes some of me again!	Oh -- does it hurt you?
ohh!	Whhhooops!  Ha-ha -- there goes some of me again!
ohhhh --	Ohh!
...yes.	Ohhhh --
oh, well, here -- let me help you.	Oh, that's very kind of you -- very kind.
down?  no, you see, i'm -- well, -- i'm --	Oh, well, here -- let me help you.
...don't talk.	It's pleasant down that way, too.
oh, rubbish!  you have no power here. be gone, before somebody drops a house on you, too.	Very well -- I'll bide my time -- and as for you, my fine lady, it's true, I can't attend to you here and now as I'd like, but just try to stay out of my way....
you stay out of this, glinda, or i'll fix you as well!	Oh, rubbish!  You have no power here. Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you, too.
the ruby slippers!  what have you done with them? give them back to me, or i'll ---	It's too late!  There they....
...ting the ruby slippers?	The slippers -- yes.....the slippers!
leave her alone!	You stay out of this! I'm here for vengeance! So it was you, was it? You killed her,....
who killed my sister?  who killed the witch of the east? was it you? answer me!	Leave her alone!
...excellence to the miracle wonderland carnival company -- until one day, while performing spectacular feats of stratospheric skill never before attempted by civilized man, an unfortunate phenomena occurred. the balloon failed to return to the fair.	It did?
dorothy next!	Yes. Dorothy -- ah -- Dor --
ah --	Dorothy next!
yeah.	Ah --
real courage. that's what we want.	You do? boys, you're aiming low. You not only surprise, but you grieve me.
you humbug!	Yeah!
where -- where do we go now?	This way!  Come on!
stop pushing!	Oh - I was only trying to help. Ohhh!
come on -- i've got another idea.	Do -- do you think it'll be polite -- dropping in like this?
up!	Now...
that's right.	All right, I'll go in there for Dorothy -- Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch -- guards or no guards -- I'll tear 'em apart.  I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there.  There's only one thing I want you fellows to do.
i -- i -- i -- i -- gotta get her outta there?	That's right.
yes, you.	I -- I -- I -- I -- gotta get her outta there?
yeah. me?	Yes, you.
and you're going to lead us.	Yeah. Me?
fine.  he's got a plan	And you're going to lead us.
i've got a plan how to get in there.	Fine.  He's got a plan
they sure knocked the stuffings out of you, didn't they?	Don't stand there talking!  Put me together! We've got to find Dorothy!
here --   come on.	What was that?
i -- oh --	Here --   Come on.
oh, you did it yourself!	I -- Oh --
somebody pulled my tail.	Oh, you did it yourself!
what happened?	Somebody pulled my tail.
wait a minute, fellahs.  i was just thinkin'.  i really don't want to see the wizard this much.  i better wait for you outside.	What's the matter?
who at?	I don't know.
would...would it do any good if i roared?	Who at?
what if it were a brontosaurus?	I'd show him who was King of the Fores'!
comin' to think of it, forty winks wouldn't be bad.	Don't you start it, too!
you don't get around us that easy!	Not nohow!
...the door! open the door! open the door! open the door! open the door!	Don't push!
where do we go now?	Yeah.
no?  now, wait a minute.	You don't neither --
...i -- i -- i hope my strength holds out.	I hope your tail holds out. Oh --
there. now, that's the best we can do without any pins.	Yeah --
wait a minute. this is the left one. he walks bad enough already.	Oh, poor Dorothy. We may never see her again.
now, let' s see -- this goes -- oh, i wish i were better at puzzles.	Wait a minute. This is the left one. He walks bad enough already.
whozat?	Whozat?
it's a whatzis?	Whozat?
it's a whatzis.	It's a whatzis?
what's that? what's that? take it away - take it away - take it away!	Hold still - hold still --
from now on, we're on enemy ground. you should have something to protect yourself with.	She - she can have my Witch Remover.
not even a rhinoceros?	Imposserous!
dorothy!	Dorothy! You can't sleep here! You can't sleep in the middle of a field!
why don't you try counting sheep?	That doesn't do any good -- I'm afraid of 'em.
i haven't slept in weeks.	Why don't you try counting sheep?
here -- here. go 'way and let us alone!	Oh, scared, huh?
sneaking up on me, eh?  why!	Here -- here. Go 'way and let us alone!
oh, she bit her dog, eh?	NO!
no, her dog!	Oh, she bit her dog, eh?
you mean she bit you?	No, her dog!
what's she done?  i'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!	You mean she bit you?
dorothy?  well, what has dorothy done?	What's she done?  I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg!
... about dorothy.	Dorothy?  Well, what has Dorothy done?
i want to see you and your wife right away....	... about Dorothy.
howdy, miss gulch.	I want to see you and your wife right away....
mr. gale!	Howdy, Miss Gulch.
...of the west.	B-B-B-B-B-But if we do that, we'll have to kill her to get it!
quiet!	Ohhhhhh!
ohhhh -- yes...yes, sir -- y-yes, your honor.  you see, a while back, we were walking down the yellow brick road, and --	Quiet!
...junk!	Ohhhh -- yes...yes, sir -- Y-Yes, your Honor.  You see, a while back, we were walking down the Yellow Brick Road, and --
...tin man!	Ohhhh -- it's me!
hey -- what about dorothy?	Yes -- how about Dorothy?
oh - upstairs, quickly!	Go on!
yeah --	I don't know what we'd have done without you.
you put up a great fight, lion.	Yeah --
whew! that wasn't my plan - but something happened, didn't it?	You put up a great fight, Lion.
no, you don't.	Oh, no!
oh, i hate to think of her in there.  we've got to get her out.	Don't cry now.  We haven't got the oil-can with us and you've been squeaking enough as it is.
oh --	Come on, fellows!
...to dorothy!	Oh --
oh, don't worry about me. i'm all right. we must worry about dorothy.	But how can we find her? We don't even know where she is. Look! There's....
oh, dear, dear.	We'll get you together!
now, now, don't fret.	Oh, dear, dear.
who do you suppose they were? and where did they take her? a fine thing - to go to pieces at a time like this!	Now, now, don't fret.
they tore my legs off, and they threw them over there! then they took my chest out, and they threw it over there!	Well, that's you all over.
oh!  well, what happened to you?	They tore my legs off, and they threw them over there! Then they took my chest out, and they threw it over there!
help! help! help! help! help!	Oh!  Well, what happened to you?
it's a whozis.	It's a whozis?
oh, i think i see a jijik and he's fuzzy and he's furry i haven't got a brain but i think i ought to worry!	I haven't got a heart But I got a palpitation.
oh - look out.	You know something?
oh, did - did you see that?	Oh - look out.
did you hear that?  he'll announce us at once!  i've as good as got my brain!	I can fairly hear my heart beating!
ha -- ha -- ha --	Ho -- ho --ho
it's the wicked witch!  what'll we do? help!  help!	It's no use screaming at a time like this! Nobody will hear you!  Help!
oh, this is terrible -- can't budge her an inch!  this is a spell, this is!	It's the Wicked Witch!  What'll we do? Help!  HELP!
here, tin man -- help me.	Oh, this is terrible -- can't budge her an inch!  This is a spell, this is!
oh -- now look at him!  this is terrible!	Here, Tin Man -- help me.
yes.	Oh -- now look at him!  This is terrible!
let's.	Yes.
i don't think i could, but we could try.	Let's.
oh!  we ought to try and carry dorothy.	I don't think I could, but we could try.
oh - oh, poor dorothy!	Don't cry -- you'll rust yourself again!
hey, dorothy!	Dorothy!
look -- you can see it here.  it's wonderful!	Emerald City!
oh!  oh, come on, come on!	Look -- you can see it here.  It's wonderful!
hurry -- hurry --	Oh!  Oh, come on, come on!
come on -- come on --	Hurry -- hurry --
then i'm sure to get a brain --	A heart --
i'd be gentle as a lizard --	I'd be clever as a gizzard --
animals that -- that eat straw?	Some -- but mostly lions, and tigers, and bears.
to oz?	To Oz!
we do.	To Oz?
that's right.	We do.
no, sir!	No, sir!
i'm not afraid of her.  i'll see you get safely to the wizard now, whether i get a brain or not!  stuff a mattress with me! hah!	I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart of not.  Bee-hive -- bah!  Let her try and make a bee-hive out of me! You know -- Hmm? What's that?
beautiful!  what an echo!	It's empty. The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart.
how can i ever thank you enough?	Well, you can't.  As for you, my fine friend -- you're a victim of disorganized thinking.  You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because you run away from danger, you have no courage.  You're confusing courage with wisdom.  Back where I come from, we have men who are called heroes.  Once a year, they take their fortitude out of mothballs and parade it down the main street of the city.  And they have no more courage than you have.  But! They have one thing that you haven't got! A medal!  Therefore -- for meritorious....
therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the universitatus committeeatum e plurbis unum, i hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of th.d.	Th.D.?
well --	You promised us real things -- a real...
-- and the courage that you promised cowardly lion?	Well, I --
well, i --	-- And the courage that you promised Cowardly Lion?
what about the heart that you promised tin man --?	Well, I --
well, i --	What about the heart that you promised Tin Man --?
what about us?	Well, I --
yes.	What about us?
it makes you nervous?	Yes.
uh - now, please don't be angry with me. i'll - i'll do anything you say, only... only if you don't shout at me. it makes me nervous!	It makes you nervous?
-- ruined my exit!	Help!
oh!  help me! the balloon's going up!	-- Ruined my exit!
this is a highly irregular procedure! this is absolutely unprecedented!	Oh!  Help me! The balloon's going up!
stop that dog!	This is a highly irregular procedure! This is absolutely unprecedented!
but i still want one.	Yes -- ....
as for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart! you don't know how lucky you are not to have one. hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. i could have been a world figure, a power among men, a - a successful wizard, had i not been obstructed by a heart.	But I still want one.
i love christmas in turkey.	So isnt it time you unwrapped your present?
weve got to get out.	We cant.
but what if...	Count to twenty.  Ill be there.
count to twenty.  when you get to twenty open the hatch.  it can only be opened for a few seconds or well sink.	But what if...
what kind of bikes did you ride?	Just wanted to put him on edge...
like riding a bike.	What kind of bikes did you ride?
do you know what youre doing?	Like riding a bike.
hes going to insert the plutonium.	Do you know what youre doing?
hes sealed himself in.	Hes going to insert the plutonium.
is there another way?	We go down to the torpedo bay.
zukovsky...	If I dont get to the Boa before he gets to Maidens Tower, M is dead.
the king pipeline.	Elektra would control it all.
because an explosion like that would kill all the other pipelines. there would be only one way to get the oil out of the caspian and pump it to the world...	The King pipeline.
but why? eight million people would die, the land irradiated for a hundred years. a cloud of radiation the size of europe...	Because an explosion like that would kill all the other pipelines. There would be only one way to get the oil out of the Caspian and pump it to the world...
not just nuclear. powered by a nuclear reactor.  hes not loading any cargo. they want the sub. the sub itself. put weapons grade plutonium inside the subs reactor: instant, catastrophic meltdown.	Made to look just like an accident.
nuclear.	Not just nuclear. Powered by a nuclear reactor.  Hes not loading any cargo. They want the sub. The sub itself. Put weapons grade plutonium inside the subs reactor: Instant, catastrophic meltdown.
what is it?	She just upped the stakes. All her chips are on the table now.  And Ms life is part of the bet.
what would she want with weapons grade plutonium?	I was hoping you could tell me.
makes her look even more innocent.	What would she want with weapons grade plutonium?
elektra king?  are you insane?  this is her pipeline.	Makes her look even more innocent.
elektra king.	Elektra King?  Are you insane?  This is her pipeline.
whos she?	Elektra King.
its part of some plan. she dresses it up like a terrorist attack.  the explosion covers up the theft of the plutonium.	Whos she?
what the hell are you talking about?	Its part of some plan. She dresses it up like a terrorist attack.  The explosion covers up the theft of the plutonium.
i did kill us. she thinks were dead. and she thinks she got away with it.	What the hell are you talking about?
what the hell were you doing?  you nearly killed us!	I did kill us. She thinks were dead. And she thinks she got away with it.
then its no longer a bomb?	Its a bomb alright. Were still dead if the trigger charge goes off...
the plutonium is missing.  theyve taken the core!	Then its no longer a bomb?
when this is over our bodies may be blown to smithereens.	Alright then, brunch.
when this is over we should bury the hatchet. celebrate. a champagne dinner?	When this is over our bodies may be blown to smithereens.
they wont get far. every warhead has a locator card.  a miratom device.  emits a high-pitched signal on russian emergency frequencies. we can track the bomb.	With this?
so who are you?	Bond --
shame you had to spot i wasnt the real thing.	So who are you?
he is an impostor.  theres no davidov at miratom.	Heres your imposter. Hes paid off the men on the plane outside.  Theyre not taking the bomb to any Russian facility, theyre flying it wherever he tells them.
couldnt make it. splitting headache.	The soldiers may give you a hard time. Whatever. If we werent around, theyd have their whole nuclear arsenal lying by the roadsides, rotting in the sun.
what happened to len tashka?	Couldnt make it. Splitting headache.
dont know any doctor jokes.	What happened to Len Tashka?
doctor. jones. christmas jones. no jokes, ive heard them all.	Dont know any doctor jokes.
yes. viktor davidov, miss...?	Doctor. Jones. Christmas Jones. No jokes, Ive heard them all.
you new?	Yes. Viktor Davidov, Miss...?
...yes?...	I could come for a second opinion?
perhaps after this ... test?	...yes?...
then maybe id be... open to that.	Perhaps after this ... test?
its just a scratch.	James.  It wouldnt really be...
i need you to pass me fit now, molly.	Its just a scratch.
dislocated collar bone.  if any more tendons snap...  it wont just be two weeks out of action.	I need you to pass me fit now, Molly.
the inside man?	Is maybe...the inside woman.
theyre getting their weapons from the russians, but where are they getting the money to buy the weapons?  i cant help thinking...the person close to king, the one who switched that pin...	The inside man?
then robert was right about a russian connection.	Theyre getting their weapons from the Russians, but where are they getting the money to buy the weapons?  I cant help thinking...the person close to King, the one who switched that pin...
the report king bought. its a manual. renards men used it to remove this radio tracking device from the warhead.	Then Robert was right about a Russian connection.
get out to the pipeline. find the insider who switched the pin. if your instincts are right, renard will be back. he hasnt completed the job. the pipeline is still going forward, and we have elektra to thank for that.	The worm on the hook again.
now robert is dead. he got his revenge.	Hes not through yet. Renard doesnt blow up five million dollars unless he knows theres more coming in. Hes working for someone. Someone who wants to stop the pipeline.  And they hired the perfect killer. One with a vendetta against King...and you.
that which does not kill me makes me stronger.	Now Robert is dead. He got his revenge.
the bullet is moving through the medulla oblongata, killing off his sense of touch. he feels no pain. he can push himself harder, longer than any normal man.	That which does not kill me makes me stronger.
the doctor who saved him couldnt get it out, so renard killed him. when interpol found the x-rays, there was mild jubilation. effectively, hes a dead man.	The bullet is moving through the medulla oblongata, killing off his sense of touch. He feels no pain. He can push himself harder, longer than any normal man.
he survived?	The doctor who saved him couldnt get it out, so Renard killed him. When Interpol found the x-rays, there was mild jubilation. Effectively, hes a dead man.
sacrifice the girl to take out the terrorist?	How many deaths is he responsible for? How many innocent people? You may only get one shot at a man like Renard. Same circumstances, Id do the same again.
sir robert tried to deal with the kidnapping with his own...resources, at first. when elektras ear was delivered to him in the post, he came to me.  i advised against paying the ransom. i knew it was renard. i played it out as long as possible to get a fix on him.	Sacrifice the girl to take out the terrorist?
renard.	Sir Robert tried to deal with the kidnapping with his own...resources, at first. When Elektras ear was delivered to him in the post, he came to me.  I advised against paying the ransom. I knew it was Renard. I played it out as long as possible to get a fix on him.
claude serrault.  a.k.a...	Renard.
who?	Claude Serrault.  A.K.A...
its a message.  he wants us to know hes back.	Who?
im well aware of your stake in this, 007. if you have a point, get to it.	The amount of money that killed Robert King is the same amount as the ransom demand for Elektra.
i was the one who brought that money in...	Im well aware of your stake in this, 007. If you have a point, get to it.
you havent been given an assignment in this case.	I was the one who brought that money in...
i took the initiative.	You havent been given an assignment in this case.
who told you to look at elektras files?	I took the initiative.
caviar capital of the world. matchless beluga. firm, yet subtle.  largest landlocked body of water on earth.  oil-rich.  hitler wanted it. stalin beat him to it.	And now its up for grabs, a goldrush. Far more oil than anyone thought.
007. what do you know of the caspian sea?	Caviar capital of the world. Matchless beluga. Firm, yet subtle.  Largest landlocked body of water on Earth.  Oil-rich.  Hitler wanted it. Stalin beat him to it.
its barely a scratch. the dome broke my fall.	Well, at least it turned out to have some purpose.
ive scheduled a medical for you.	Its barely a scratch. The Dome broke my fall.
shes not a girl anymore.	Ive scheduled a medical for you.
elektra?  running king industries?  ive known that girl all her life. im not sure she knows what shes walking into.	Shes not a girl anymore.
since oxford. i knew him when he had nothing but a brilliant mind and enough guts to conquer the world. hes a man of great integrity.	Who buys classified reports for three million pounds.
old friend?	Since Oxford. I knew him when he had nothing but a brilliant mind and enough guts to conquer the world. Hes a man of great integrity.
quite the opposite, in fact.	Old friend?
constructions not exactly my line.	Quite the opposite, in fact.
the name?	I cant tell you...  Alright, alright! But you must protect me!
your last chance. give me the name.	Stripped of all your weaponry, you still threaten me?
your last chance. take the money.	Your last chance. Give me the name.
and we know how difficult that can be for the swiss.	Your last chance. Take the money.
i am just a middle man. i am doing the honourable thing and returning the money to its rightful owner...	And we know how difficult that can be for the Swiss.
who did you get it from?	I am just a middle man. I am doing the honourable thing and returning the money to its rightful owner...
i did not get the report from an mi-6 agent.	Who did you get it from?
not the usual swiss procedure, mr. bond, but you understand, a man in my position..	Which is neutral, no doubt.
in case youve forgotten.  im dead already.	Havent you heard the news?  So is she.
shell get over it.	You even brought the plane for us.  We really couldnt have done it without you.
its i who should thank you -- for taking that money back to mi-6.  so distressing for m.  an explosion inside her lair.	Shell get over it.
consider me ungrateful.	Its I who should thank you -- for taking that money back to MI-6.  So distressing for M.  An explosion inside her lair.
have you forgotten who saved your life in geneva?	Consider me ungrateful.
you will never touch her. you will never get near her.	Have you forgotten who saved your life in Geneva?
you think i fear death? i welcome it. i get on my knees and pray for it. you, on the other hand, you have something to live for, no?  shes beautiful isnt she? you should have seen her before. flawless, and still so innocent, not such a whore in bed...	You will never touch her. You will never get near her.
who is it?	You think I fear death? I welcome it. I get on my knees and pray for it. You, on the other hand, you have something to live for, no?  Shes beautiful isnt she? You should have seen her before. Flawless, and still so innocent, not such a whore in bed...
not many people in this world have that kind of fortune.	Who is it?
revenge isnt so hard to fathom. whats clever is getting someone else to pay for it.	Not many people in this world have that kind of fortune.
i see my friend davidov ran into some difficulty.	Indeed.
im sorry.	He died before he could complete his lifelong dream.  I intend to finish it for him.
he was my father.	Im sorry.
you knew him well?	He was my father.
a word? im sure by now hes engineered a hostile takeover.	You knew him well?
perhaps sir robert had a word with the man upstairs.	A word? Im sure by now hes engineered a hostile takeover.
today, of all days, the sun decides to shine.	Perhaps Sir Robert had a word with the Man Upstairs.
yes.	Today, of all days, the sun decides to shine.
beautiful, isnt it?	Yes.
one... last... screw?	Oh James.
know what happens when a man is strangled?	Elektra, its not too late.  Eight million people neednt die.
it runs in my veins, thicker than blood. im going to redraw the map. and when i am through the whole world will know my name, my grandfathers name, the glory of my people.	No-one will believe this melt-down was an accident.
it is my oil!  mine and my familys!	It runs in my veins, thicker than blood. Im going to redraw the map. And when I am through the whole world will know my name, my grandfathers name, the glory of my people.
was this all about the oil?	It is my oil!  Mine and my familys!
he killed me! he killed me the day he refused to pay my ransom.	Was this all about the oil?
so you killed your father.	He killed me! He killed me the day he refused to pay my ransom.
you turned renard.	Just like you...only you were even easier.
since i was a child, ive always had a power over men. when i realized my father wouldnt rescue me from the kidnappers, i knew i had to form a new alliance.	You turned Renard.
five more turns and your neck will break.	Since I was a child, Ive always had a power over men. When I realized my father wouldnt rescue me from the kidnappers, I knew I had to form a new alliance.
all this, because you fell for renard?	Five more turns and your neck will break.
soon shell be everywhere.	All this, because you fell for Renard?
wheres m?	Soon shell be everywhere.
i could have given you the world.	Not interested.
im coming with you.	You do what you have to do, but Ive called in M.  Shes en route from London even now.
he used your exact words.	You knew.  You knew all the time, that he was out there, that he was coming for me, and you lied. You used me, you used me as bait. You made love to me -- what, to pass the time as you waited for him to strike?
how dare you!  how dare you! that animal!?  that monster!? he disgusts me! you disgust me!  so he knew where to hurt you, is that it? you had a sling on your arm at the funeral! i didnt have to sleep with you to find that out.	He used your exact words.
i dont know what youre talking about!	I think you do.
you can drop the act, its over.	I dont know what youre talking about!
are you saying...renard is the man whos trying to kill me?	You can drop the act, its over.
we had a run-in, he and i. he knew about us, he knew about my shoulder, he knew exactly where to hurt me...	Are you saying...Renard is the man whos trying to kill me?
...what?	We had a run-in, he and I. He knew about us, he knew about my shoulder, he knew exactly where to hurt me...
or did you steal it from your old friend renard?	...what?
what are you talking about?	Or did you steal it from your old friend Renard?
a little. does it matter? after all, whats the point of living if you cant feel alive?  isnt that right, elektra? isnt that your motto?	What are you talking about?
whats wrong with you?  are you crazy?	A little. Does it matter? After all, whats the point of living if you cant feel alive?  Isnt that right, Elektra? Isnt that your motto?
how did you survive?	I used my body on the guards.  It gave me control. I got to a gun and I took my chance.  Ive never told anyone that.
you knew when you first saw me.  you knew it would be like this.	Shush.
surely you believe in living dangerously.	Not at that price. Time to surrender.
i understand its normally good practice to get the feel of the cards before going off the deep end.	Really?
if this little show is for my benefit, ill take you home right now.	You had your chance, James. Now Im looking for a bigger thrill.
someone wants to kill me, id rather die looking him straight in the eye.  what are you doing here?  looking for a woman a little more your type? how about that one?	If this little show is for my benefit, Ill take you home right now.
what the hell are you doing here?	Someone wants to kill me, Id rather die looking him straight in the eye.  What are you doing here?  Looking for a woman a little more your type? How about that one?
two. shaken not stirred.	What the hell are you doing here?
vodka martini.	Two. Shaken not stirred.
i dont want to be safe!	I have to go to work.
no. youll be safe here.	I dont want to be safe!
then take me with you.	No. Youll be safe here.
i have to go.	Then take me with you.
james...	I have to go.
...you should rest.	James...
what is it?	...you should rest.
i think youre one of the bravest people ive ever met.	What is it?
the way i acted, in the snow...you must think im a coward.	I think youre one of the bravest people Ive ever met.
i cant stay.	I know.
no!  it will cave in!	Its the only way out...
youre not going to.	No!  It will cave in!
i cant stay here.	Youre not going to.
were alright.	I cant stay here.
oh my god...were buried alive...	Were alright.
you dont take no for an answer, do you?	No.
always wanted to see the upper lines.	You dont take no for an answer, do you?
i have to check the upper lines.  gabor will drive you back.	Always wanted to see the upper lines.
i think running this pipeline would be a difficult job for anyone. especially kings daughter.	You are wrong, Mr. Bond. In fact, I am the only person who can do it.
thats every man within a five mile radius.  including you.  thats why youre here, isnt it? you think i cant do it. you think im going to screw up. or get myself killed.	I think running this pipeline would be a difficult job for anyone. Especially Kings daughter.
the killer doesnt want to see this pipeline continue, doesnt want to see you take over...	Thats every man within a five mile radius.  Including you.  Thats why youre here, isnt it? You think I cant do it. You think Im going to screw up. Or get myself killed.
if youve come here to look after me, mr. bond, thank you, but no thank you.  i have two bodyguards, i dont need a third...	The killer doesnt want to see this pipeline continue, doesnt want to see you take over...
its not the pin your father wore. its an exact duplicate. inside is a tiny electrical detonator. we have reason to believe the assassin had an inside accomplice, someone who worked at this company.	If youve come here to look after me, Mr. Bond, thank you, but no thank you.  I have two bodyguards, I dont need a third...
are you trying to break my heart? or is it just your way with women?	Its not the pin your father wore. Its an exact duplicate. Inside is a tiny electrical detonator. We have reason to believe the assassin had an inside accomplice, someone who worked at this company.
its my fathers pin. he wore it everyday of his life.	Are you trying to break my heart? Or is it just your way with women?
does this look familiar to you?	Its my fathers pin. He wore it everyday of his life.
since the kidnapping. why do you ask?	Does this look familiar to you?
how long has he been with you?	Since the kidnapping. Why do you ask?
my bodyguard. he follows me everywhere. hes decisive, vigilant.  and he makes an excellent omelette.	How long has he been with you?
who is he?	My bodyguard. He follows me everywhere. Hes decisive, vigilant.  And he makes an excellent omelette.
is that why you want to finish the pipeline?	Partially, yes.
god no. all those horrible loved ones and relatives. i dont want to talk to those people. i just want to...talk to my father.  i loved him.  im not sure he knew that.	Is that why you want to finish the pipeline?
funerals arent exactly memorable.	God no. All those horrible loved ones and relatives. I dont want to talk to those people. I just want to...talk to my father.  I loved him.  Im not sure he knew that.
i havent been able to recall a single moment of that day...until now.	Funerals arent exactly memorable.
yes.	I havent been able to recall a single moment of that day...until now.
i met you at my fathers funeral.	Yes.
how appropriate.	Id heard there were some renovations there...no one would look for a sub in that place in a million years.
the maidens tower.	How appropriate.
mother of god.	The right kind of explosion in the right spot -- it would block the Bosphorus, cut off the Black Sea.
where?	Istanbul.
so.  my way.  no mi-6, no interpol.  just you, me and my people.	Where?
this is too big for even you.  where is it?	This is a family matter! If my nephew is in danger, we do it my way, or nothing! Now get me out!
no!  get me out!	This is too big for even you.  Where is it?
wheres the sub going?!	No!  Get me out!
and the payoff on the tables?	A special job.  A...a...a submarine.
alright, alright!  sometimes i smuggle machinery for her.  russian stuff.	And the payoff on the tables?
a rope!	No.  The truth!  She thought I was dead -- those blades were meant for you.  What do you know that she would kill you for?
now...where were we?	A rope!
that is 5,000 dollars of beluga ruined!	You are out of your league.  Shes working with Renard.
as ever you are the spy who has to see a plot wherever he looks.	That is 5,000 dollars of Beluga ruined!
she dropped a million and half dollars to the house -- your house. and you didnt even bat an eyelid.  she was paying you off.  what for?	As ever you are the spy who has to see a plot wherever he looks.
i thought you were the one in her business.	She dropped a million and half dollars to the House -- your House. And you didnt even bat an eyelid.  She was paying you off.  What for?
whats your business with elektra king?	I thought you were the one in her business.
really bond, couldnt you find a nice russian scientist with hair growing out of his ears?	Whats your business with Elektra King?
ah, i see.  a purely...plutonic relationship.	Really Bond, couldnt you find a nice Russian scientist with hair growing out of his ears?
shes no innocent.  this is my nuclear consultant.	Ah, I see.  A purely...plutonic relationship.
what are doing, bond?  trying to impress this innocent thing?	Shes no innocent.  This is my nuclear consultant.
bond. if someone wants you dead, it is renard. our government has nothing to gain by killing you.	But you would have something to gain by killing Robert King. And stopping his pipeline.
how high up does this...arms dealing go?	Bond. If someone wants you dead, it is Renard. Our government has nothing to gain by killing you.
that too. everyone does what they can to survive.	How high up does this...arms dealing go?
where did you get this?	Off a high-powered Paraski that was trying to kill me.
if i remember my cyrillic that says 101st airborne division.	Where did you get this?
what?  this is not possible.	If I remember my Cyrillic that says 101st airborne division.
how does a terrorist like renard supply his men with state-of-the-art russian army weapons?	What?  This is not possible.
see?  youre upsetting my customers. what do you want?	How does a terrorist like Renard supply his men with state-of-the-art Russian Army weapons?
mafia warlords, diplomats and spies, consortiums from every country in the world.  a nice little rats nest.	Have some of the rats nest caviar.  From my own fishery.  They buy my caviar, drink my champagne, lose to my House.
bond, im a civilian. this is my place. used to be the royal familys, now its mine. i run my little business, i stay out of trouble...	Mafia warlords, Diplomats and spies, consortiums from every country in the world.  A nice little rats nest.
you, of course. i need some information.	Bond, Im a civilian. This is my place. Used to be the royal familys, now its mine. I run my little business, I stay out of trouble...
bondjamesbond. what brings you here?	You, of course. I need some information.
valentin zukovsky.	BondJamesBond. What brings you here?
what class sub does your nephew run?	C-class.
in the good old days, the kgb had three or four spots where our submarines could surface without anyone knowing. but yevgeny is supposed to be loading cargo.	What class sub does your nephew run?
what is this place?	Former KGB surveillance post. The Dye Factory was just a front; now it turns a good profit.
no! bond!	Bond!
what?	To haul some cargo. My nephew, he is Captain of a sub in the Black Sea Fleet.
someone will come.	Who?  Bond?  Bond is dead.
now you know how it feels.  to be locked away, to wonder if theyre coming for you, if anyone will ever come for you.	Someone will come.
your father...	Is nothing.  His kingdom he stole from my mother. The kingdom I will rightly take back.
your people? your people will leave you here to rot just like you left me. you and my father. he didnt think my life was worth the chump change he spent on a day at the stock market.	Your father...
perhaps this isnt the time...	Please.
ill send someone out.	Could...could you come?
everythings under control up here.  are you ready?	Yes.  Au revoir...
this is the end.	No.  It is the beginning. The world will never be the same.
he was a...good lover?	What do you think?
of course...	He was a...good lover?
why are you like this?  because bond is dead?  its what you wanted.	Of course...
how would you know?	Why are you like this?  Because Bond is dead?  Its what you wanted.
so beautiful. so smooth, so warm.	How would you know?
warm.	Is it?
any word from him?	Still no contact yet.
its heading for the oil terminal.	Where it can do the most damage.
the parcels in the post.	Its heading for the oil terminal.
anywhere in this circle.  iran, iraq, pakistan, syria, afghanistan...	Marvellous.
do we have the range of renards plane?	Anywhere in this circle.  Iran, Iraq, Pakistan, Syria, Afghanistan...
weve been pawns in someones game. they tricked us into bringing the money to king. not just elaborate.  cock-sure.	And expensive.  Cost three million plus.
what?!	Please.
the access code's been changed.  your card won't work anymore.	What?!
i would like to use the bathroom --	The access code's been changed.  Your card won't work anymore.
i can't tell you that.  it is quite urgent.	I would like to use the bathroom --
why?  what's the problem?	I can't tell you that.  It is quite urgent.
laurie, i'll have to ask you to come with me.	Why?  What's the problem?
major adamson, i can't seem to get in the door.	Laurie, I'll have to ask you to come with me.
we don't really know, sir, but bluntly, our survival capability . . . may depend on a quirk of the weather.	The weather.  I see.  Keep me posted.  I want hourly forecasts and a full report on optimum strike conditions.
what about the aftermath?  this so-called . . . "nuclear winter" theory?	We don't really know, sir, but bluntly, our survival capability . . . may depend on a quirk of the weather.
as you can see, we may be able to salvage a good-sized chunk of the farm belt.	What about the aftermath?  This so-called . . . "nuclear winter" theory?
what kind of time frame are we talking about?	Thirty minutes maximum.  Of course, I assume we'd be in the fortified command bunker at the time of the launch order.
well, sir . . . in a worst-case scenario . . . we'd assume that twenty-five percent of the russian birds get through.	What kind of time frame are we talking about?
what about our end?	Well, sir . . . in a worst-case scenario . . . we'd assume that twenty-five percent of the Russian birds get through.
washington?	They want in.  Seems our friend here was hardcore CTU.
he would -- you might as well know.  it's gonna get messy.  we got a call from washington.	Washington?
small army, from the looks of it.  he put up one hell of a fight.	He would -- You might as well know.  It's gonna get messy.  We got a call from Washington.
no idea who's behind this?	Small army, from the looks of it.  He put up one hell of a fight.
you oughta see upstairs.  it's a slaughterhouse.	No idea who's behind this?
had a lot of blood in him.	You oughta see upstairs.  It's a slaughterhouse.
that man, then, he was the first.  the first you --	Saw the world that night -- random, empty, hideous.  God didn't make it that way.  We did.  We make the world -- in our own image.  What else can I illuminate?
god isn't there to do it.	We don't know that.
walter.  this compulsion of yours -- to punish transgressors.  in your mind . . . what gives you the right to judge?	God isn't there to do it.
why, doctor.  i did.  he was a bad dog.	Walter.  This compulsion of yours -- to punish transgressors.  In your mind . . . what gives you the right to judge?
and what -- split -- the dog's skull open?	Why, doctor.  I did.  He was a bad dog.
who is she?  do you know her?	And what -- split -- the dog's skull open?
a whore fucking.	Who is she?  Do you know her?
there's no right or wrong.  but if you don't give me an honest response, i can't help you.  i want to help you.  i want to know all about you.	Hnnrr.  -- Like to masturbate.  Shit once a day.
wrong answers?	There's no right or wrong.  But if you don't give me an honest response, I can't help you.  I want to help you.  I want to know all about you.
walter -- you're just telling me what you think i want to hear.	Wrong answers?
don't call me that.	Walter -- you're just telling me what you think I want to hear.
walter --	Don't call me that.
what are you doing, veidt?	Jon!  Get back!  You don't understand.
i guess you'll be dismantling russian tanks soon.	You mean Afghanistan?  It won't require my attention.  What I'm doing here is far more interesting.
what's your theory?	Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts.  They don't concern me.
oh?  the ctu suspects a libyan hit squad.	What's your theory?
rorschach's on the case.  he's got dreiberg in a lather.  he seems to think that someone is "stalking" the watchmen.	Oh?  The CTU suspects a Libyan hit squad.
the bearer of bad news.	We've lost a colleague.  The Comedian is dead.
hi, jon.	Hello, Adrian.
jon -- for gods sake, what do you see?	I see what the watchmaker made.  I see the universe!
space and time.  i finally understand, laurie.  i see it all now.	Jon -- for Gods sake, what do you see?
jon --	Space and time.  I finally understand, Laurie.  I see it all now.
jon, where are we?	Veidts complex.
jon -- what??	The south pole.  Times flowing backwards.
its very strange.  times flowing backwards . . .	Jon -- what??
what -- am i --	Cured, yes.
jon.  if you ever loved me -- if there's anything human left in you -- then do it.	What -- am I --
i explained this.  i can't.  that's not the way it happens.	Jon.  If you ever loved me -- if there's anything human left in you -- then do it.
you have the power to do it.  i want you to do it.  please.	I explained this.  I can't.  That's not the way it happens.
i won't do that.	You have the power to do it.  I want you to do it.  Please.
then do me a favor.  if the world's going to end, it shouldn't matter a bit.  i want you to cure me.	I won't do that.
you're the only human being i care for.	Then do me a favor.  If the world's going to end, it shouldn't matter a bit.  I want you to cure me.
oh god.  i'm no more than a bug on a windshield to you.	You're the only human being I care for.
i'm sorry.  look -- there's a gas storm on the valles marineris . . .	Oh God.  I'm no more than a bug on a windshield to you.
jon, i do not want to hear it.	I'm sorry.  Look -- there's a gas storm on the Valles Marineris . . .
i can't stand any more of this.  i want to go back.  if i'm going to die i want to be with -- other people.	Please, Laurie.  Not yet.  I've got eons stretching before me, a universe to explore.  I'll be alone.  You're the last human being I'll ever see.
i don't know yet.  i should be able to tell you in -- roughly six hundred years.	I can't stand any more of this.  I want to go back.  If I'm going to die I want to be with -- other people.
because you can't, i know, it's preordained.  so sorry.  i forgot.  jon.  this, this "script" you're following . . . who writes it?	I don't know yet.  I should be able to tell you in -- roughly six hundred years.
because --	Because you can't, I know, it's preordained.  So sorry.  I forgot.  Jon.  This, this "script" you're following . . . who writes it?
then why don't you . . . do something about it!	Because --
always.  ever since the day i died.	Then why don't you . . . do something about it!
then it's going to happen.  the world's going to end.  -- and you've always known.	Always.  Ever since the day I died.
memories of the future are just like any others.  i've tried not to dwell on the unpleasant ones . . .  you won't die of cancer, laurie.  there won't be time for that.	Then it's going to happen.  The world's going to end.  -- And you've always known.
but you knew that i'd -- die.	Memories of the future are just like any others.  I've tried not to dwell on the unpleasant ones . . .  You won't die of cancer, Laurie.  There won't be time for that.
i didn't give you cancer, laurie.  not you, not the others.  i don't know what did.	But you knew that I'd -- die.
yet you must've known all along that you'd give me cancer.  just be being with me.	I didn't give you cancer, Laurie.  Not you, not the others.  I don't know what did.
yes, i loved you.  i left the earth when i lost you.	Yet you must've known all along that you'd give me cancer.  Just be being with me.
jon -- there's something i have to know.  did you love me once?	Yes, I loved you.  I left the earth when I lost you.
well, i just, you just said -- don't act surprised.	That's how time works, Laurie.  Everything is preordained . . . even my responses.  We're all puppets.  I'm just a puppet who can see the strings.  -- Thirty seconds.
then you're sleeping with dreiberg?	Well, I just, you just said -- don't act surprised.
jon, does anybody know what the hell you're talking about?  dan's just an ordinary guy, but he talks to me.  when he looks at me he's seeing something more than just a -- a collection of atoms.	Then you're sleeping with Dreiberg?
yes.  in about . . . thirty seconds, for example, you'll tell me you're sleeping with dreiberg.	You -- you know about me and Dan?
this whole place is ticking.  does it -- keep time?	Yes.  In about . . . thirty seconds, for example, you'll tell me you're sleeping with Dreiberg.
the atmosphere.  i'm sorry.  these things slip my mind.	Jesus, Jon, I nearly choked to -- where are we --
jon, no -- i can't --	It will happen, Laurie.  I've already seen it.  Neither of us can do anything to change it.
in the immediate future we're on mars.  i'm telling you goodbye. you're trying to convince me to cure your illness . . .	Jon, no -- I can't --
collect me?	In the immediate future we're on Mars.  I'm telling you goodbye. You're trying to convince me to cure your illness . . .
i'm not here.  i'm still on mars.  i've come to collect you.	Collect me?
i could stay and go.	. . . And just how would you manage that?
mm hmm.	I could stay and go.
would you like me to stay?	Mm hmm.
is it time?  d'you have to leave for the funeral?	Not yet, there's plenty of time.
i'm here, laurie.	Is it time?  D'you have to leave for the funeral?
blake?  dead?	Yes.  I heard this morning.  Washington's asked me to attend the funeral as a matter of protocol.
you ruthless son of a bitch.  you really believe this mad-scientist bullshit is going to save the world?	We'd better hope so.  -- It's almost time.
your problem, dan, is a lack of vision.  you spent all those years chasing after muggers, and drug dealers, and jaywalkers . . . as if the world was any better for it.  as if any of it mattered.	You ruthless son of a bitch.  You really believe this mad-scientist bullshit is going to save the world?
what if youre wrong??	Then Ive been a very bad boy and youll have to spank me.  Christ!  Im doing what I have to do to save the godforsaken human race!!
im not.	What if youre wrong??
and what if youre wrong?	Im not.
dont be obtuse, daniel.  if i kill jon in the past, none of this will happen.  we wont even be here, will we?	And what if youre wrong?
adrian -- you've lost it.	I've seen them!  I've seen them in there.
it's a tachyon chamber.  it generates subatomic particles which flow backward in time.  there are other worlds, daniel, other timelines -- existing parallel to our own --	Adrian -- you've lost it.
what is it?  how does it work?	It's a tachyon chamber.  It generates subatomic particles which flow backward in time.  There are other worlds, Daniel, other timelines -- existing parallel to our own --
gentlemen, the past.  unfolding before your eyes.  stand back from the field.  it'll blow you to bits.	What is it?  How does it work?
good lord.  how'd you get it on tape?	It's not on tape.  It's live.  We're watching it happen.
it is  jon.  twenty-four years ago.  before he turned into dr. manhattan.	Good Lord.  How'd you get it on tape?
what??	I couldn't let him interfere with my project.
the missing scientists.	Uh huh.  You might recognize the names.  Quite a few of them worked at Gila Flats.
yeah.  see, i've been working on a little project.  top secret, of course . . .	The missing scientists.
good.  be careful, daniel, don't let up your guard.  look, i'm going to head south for a while -- hole up at karnak until all this blows over.  you two would be welcome to join me.	Thanks for the offer, Adrian.  I'll let you know.
she's with me.	Good.  Be careful, Daniel, don't let up your guard.  Look, I'm going to head south for a while -- hole up at Karnak until all this blows over.  You two would be welcome to join me.
i don't know, but . . . in the wake of all that's happened, i'm starting to think rorschach may have been right.  is laurie okay?	She's with me.
who?	I don't know, but . . . in the wake of all that's happened, I'm starting to think Rorschach may have been right.  Is Laurie okay?
you did the right thing, daniel.  let's stay in touch, okay?  good night.	Good night.
no.  i just wanted you to --	You did the right thing, Daniel.  Let's stay in touch, okay?  Good night.
if he comes here, i'll handle him.  remember -- i've always protected you.  haven't i?  do you need money?	No.  I just wanted you to --
he's bound to get caught.  i don't want my name coming out.  not at this late date.	If he comes here, I'll handle him.  Remember -- I've always protected you.  Haven't I?  Do you need money?
you know how he is.  he goes on these binges, kills a couple of thugs -- then he's satisfied.  it blows over.	He's bound to get caught.  I don't want my name coming out.  Not at this late date.
i know, i know, it's just -- he's back on the street, he smells blood.	You know how he is.  He goes on these binges, kills a couple of thugs -- then he's satisfied.  It blows over.
us.  you mean the watchmen.	I know, I know, it's just -- he's back on the street, he smells blood.
it's -- he's got some kind of conspiracy theory.  he thinks someone's . . . i don't know, stalking us.	Us.  You mean the Watchmen.
my god.  murdered?  -- what's this have to do with rorschach?	It's -- he's got some kind of conspiracy theory.  He thinks someone's . . . I don't know, stalking us.
the comedian.  he's dead.  murdered.  that's all i know.	My God.  Murdered?  -- What's this have to do with Rorschach?
wherever we are, it's better than what we left.  backs together --	We'll tell them what's happened.  They'll listen to reason, won't they -- ?
dan -- what do we do now?	Wherever we are, it's better than what we left.  Backs together --
those cars.  what year is this??	Everything's changed --
dan, is this -- is this new york??	Those cars.  What year is this??
he saved himself.  he changed the past.	Where did he go?
what was he doing?	Trying to change the past.  He said it was the only way to save the world --
welcome back, night owl.	What now?  Fly south -- hook up with Adrian?
i beg your pardon . . . ?  some gratitude.	Will you two lovebirds keep it down?
i think he's going to the john.	My God!  We bust him out of jail, in the middle of a riot, and he stops to take a --
what's he doing?	I think he's going to the john.
long as we're on the subject of perverts . . .  i miss rorschach.  let's spring him.	. . . What??
you're full of yourself.  what are you doing?	Long as we're on the subject of perverts . . .  I miss Rorschach.  Let's spring him.
it's because there's nothing to be afraid of anymore.  the world's about to end.  i feel like i could save it.	You're full of yourself.  What are you doing?
that's because --	It's because there's nothing to be afraid of anymore.  The world's about to end.  I feel like I could save it.
no offense, laurie, but it was silk spectre i had the crush on.  tonight was the first time i've felt like myself in ten years.	That's because --
yes you are.	No offense, Laurie, but it was Silk Spectre I had the crush on.  Tonight was the first time I've felt like myself in ten years.
no way.  i'm not that much of a pervert.	Yes you are.
the costumes.  am i right?	No way.  I'm not that much of a pervert.
what?	The costumes.  Am I right?
they're practically on us . . .	That Detroit shit?  I'm so worried.
i don't want to take 'em out.  just want to keep 'em interested.	They're practically on us . . .
missed 'em dan.  you're aiming high!	I don't want to take 'em out.  Just want to keep 'em interested.
they're following us.	All right.  Mission accomplished.
it's a peace rally.  the ctu's just opened fire on the crowd.	Oh, Laurie.  Jesus.  No.
what the hell -- ?	It's a peace rally.  The CTU's just opened fire on the crowd.
this'd better not be what i think it is.	Okay!
don't look.  turn around.	This'd better not be what I think it is.
what are you up to?	Don't look.  Turn around.
god, you sound like jon.  -- turn around.	What are you up to?
me neither.  mine barely even fits.  the thing is, i try to remember why we did it, and i can't.  helping people, or righting wrongs, or trying to save the world . . . i don't know.  it all seems so abstract.	God, you sound like Jon.  -- Turn around.
dan!  the spare costumes!  i can't believe you kept them.	Me neither.  Mine barely even fits.  The thing is, I try to remember why we did it, and I can't.  Helping people, or righting wrongs, or trying to save the world . . . I don't know.  It all seems so abstract.
would you want to sit out a war?  i mean -- what would be left.	You and me.
adrian's headed down to his secret retreat.  he invited us to come along.  i've been thinking.  if things do get nasty . . . it wouldn't be a bad place to sit out a war.	Would you want to sit out a war?  I mean -- what would be left.
antarctica??	Adrian's headed down to his secret retreat.  He invited us to come along.  I've been thinking.  If things do get nasty . . . it wouldn't be a bad place to sit out a war.
i took her out a couple of summers back.  scared the hell out of some cows.  -- i wonder if she'd make it down to antarctica.	Antarctica??
the owlship.  i can't believe it.	-- I thought it was time for a routine maintenance check.
enough is enough, daniel.  where exactly are we?	Memory lane.
i'm an open target, dan.  if you're with me --	With any luck, the world'll end before we get ours.
laurie --	I'm an open target, Dan.  If you're with me --
i know what you're thinking.  you'd be a lot safer if i weren't around.	Laurie --
-- what is it.	I know what you're thinking.  You'd be a lot safer if I weren't around.
one more down.  someone tried to kill adrian.  . . . first time i've ever heard him scared.	-- What is it.
ohh.  i could use some dinner.  who was that on the phone?	One more down.  Someone tried to kill Adrian.  . . . First time I've ever heard him scared.
i just realized.  i'd never seen his face.  i guess it was just a matter of time.  he's totally -- daniel? what's wrong?	The Comedian . . . Jon . . . now Rorschach.
eight cops?  oh, great.  a jury's gonna love that.	Are you kidding?  If they put him in jail he's dead.  He'll never get to trial.
. . . what?	Pick a record.  I feel like dancing.
not at all.  you look very -- dashing.  here, you pick one.	. . . What?
old?	Not at all.  You look very -- dashing.  Here, you pick one.
i like the way you look.  it's strange with jon.  he doesn't age.  his face doesn't change. but you, daniel, you look . . .	Old?
i don't mind getting older.  i'm obsolete anyway.  why try to hide it?	I like the way you look.  It's strange with Jon.  He doesn't age.  His face doesn't change. But you, Daniel, you look . . .
sure.  it works.  i mean, look at this face, daniel.  i'm thirty-eight years old!	I don't mind getting older.  I'm obsolete anyway.  Why try to hide it?
no wonder adrian's rich.  you use that stuff?	Sure.  It works.  I mean, look at this face, Daniel.  I'm thirty-eight years old!
i'd say you stalled out about forty years ago.  nellie lutcher -- louis jordan -- i've never even heard of these people.	Play one.  Educate yourself.
i told you i was a little bit out of step.  a lot of the old stuff i listen to -- it never came out on crystal.	I'd say you stalled out about forty years ago.  Nellie Lutcher -- Louis Jordan -- I've never even heard of these people.
his . . . whatever.	I'm not his . . . whatever.  Okay?
his what?	His . . . whatever.
oh.  no.  sorry.  i'll be right down the hall if you want me . . . i mean, if you need some aspirin, or --	I'm gonna take a warm bath and sack out.  -- You've been really sweet.  Sleep tight, okay?
no, screw that.  what you were saying before, it's absolutely right.  -- i'd love to have you stay.	You're sure?
laurie, wait.  i've got a spare room.  it's empty.  if you'd like . . . laurie oh daniel, thanks, but i couldn't.  you'd just be all nervous about --	No, screw that.  What you were saying before, it's absolutely right.  -- I'd love to have you stay.
maybe not, but why take chances?	Dan, what are you so scared of?  I mean, me, I've spent all these years keeping Jon together, and now that it's over I feel -- I feel glad.  I'm finally free to, to go out and live my own life, and --
they're not following me, dan.  i mean -- jon's gone, we're right on the brink of world war iii.  nobody cares about the watchmen.	Maybe not, but why take chances?
you'll find something.  -- i should go.  you and me, seeing each other, someone might put two and two together . . .	They're not following me, Dan.  I mean -- Jon's gone, we're right on the brink of World War III.  Nobody cares about the Watchmen.
oh, yeah.  they gave me a clean bill of health and then booted me the hell out.  no expense account.  no place to live.	You'll find something.  -- I should go.  You and me, seeing each other, someone might put two and two together . . .
christ yes, i went in for a cancer scan first thing.  gave me a couple of rough nights, i'll tell you . . .  how about you, laurie?	Oh, yeah.  They gave me a clean bill of health and then booted me the hell out.  No expense account.  No place to live.
that's the one.  whatever happened to him?	He pulled it on Rorschach . . . and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft.
oh yeah.  the one that used to confess to everything?  hoping we'd beat him up?	That's the one.  Whatever happened to him?
hey.  you remember that nut in the hockey mask?  with the asthma? what was his name . . .	Oh yeah.  The one that used to confess to everything?  Hoping we'd beat him up?
well, that was adrian's idea.  i know he's the smartest man in the world and all that, but -- talk about publicity hounds . . .	Hey.  You remember that nut in the hockey mask?  With the asthma? What was his name . . .
of course, we looked like idiots in those bondage outfits.	Well, that was Adrian's idea.  I know he's the smartest man in the world and all that, but -- talk about publicity hounds . . .
damn straight!  we were heroes.	Of course, we looked like idiots in those bondage outfits.
damn straight.	Damn straight!  We were heroes.
fine, but the civil terrorism unit?  it's a fucking gestapo!  dirty tricks -- political assassinations --	Okay, okay.  You made your choice.  You went underground.  Some of us made other choices.
now wait.  we all had the same option as blake.  it was work for the government or do time.	Fine, but the Civil Terrorism Unit?  It's a fucking Gestapo!  Dirty tricks -- political assassinations --
psychotic pig.  he had it coming.  mr. ctu . . .	Now wait.  We all had the same option as Blake.  It was work for the government or do time.
dan, are you really that paranoid?  let's face it, eddie blake was no mother teresa.	Psychotic pig.  He had it coming.  Mr. CTU . . .
sorry, it's this thing with blake.  i mean, you don't really think anyone's out to get us -- do you?	Dan, are you really that paranoid?  Let's face it, Eddie Blake was no Mother Teresa.
. . . and they call me a fucking nut.	Adrian.  Its too late.  The world is blowing up as we stand here.
he's the one.  he's been the one all along.  stalking us.	Adrian -- you?  You killed Blake, and --
adrian.  what are you doing?  why wouldn't you let us in?	He's the one.  He's been the one all along.  Stalking us.
what caused it?	Don't know.  Nothing I can think of --  -- outside of a nuclear blast.
the guidance system's fried.  i had to switch to manual.  -- some kind of massive electromagnetic shockwave.	What caused it?
what happened?	The guidance system's fried.  I had to switch to manual.  -- Some kind of massive electromagnetic shockwave.
sorry, daniel.  you've always been a good friend.  i know that.  sorry about laurie.	Okay, let's just . . . thank you.
shut up, rorschach.	Sorry, Daniel.  You've always been a good friend.  I know that.  Sorry about Laurie.
coward.  giving up.	SHUT UP, Rorschach.
cases, leads -- they don't matter, rorschach.  the world's about to end.  if someone is trying to kill us, it doesn't matter.	Coward.  Giving up.
veidt's assassin.  leads to follow.  can't just --	Cases, leads -- they don't matter, Rorschach.  The world's about to end.  If someone is trying to kill us, it doesn't matter.
we're running, rorschach.  we've got no place to go.  we're hightailing it down to adrian's.	Veidt's assassin.  Leads to follow.  Can't just --
where's laurie?	I don't think she's coming with us.
how do we know they've got cancer?  could be part of massive propaganda scheme . . .	Come on, Rorschach.  Gimme a break --
are you saying that someone would risk starting world war iii just to get back at us?  what about all those poor shits with cancer?	How do we know they've got cancer?  Could be part of massive propaganda scheme . . .
obvious pattern -- all ties in --	Are you saying that someone would risk starting World War III just to get back at us?  What about all those poor shits with cancer?
what do you mean, frame-up?	Obvious pattern -- all ties in --
ctu.  could be behind dr. manhattan frame-up.	What do you mean, frame-up?
what new information?	Blake investigating missing scientists for CTU.  Dr. Manhattan somehow involved . . .
veidt's a fool.  tried to warn him about new information.  sicced his mangy cat on me.	What new information?
i don't know if you heard.  a hired gunman tried to off adrian.	Veidt's a fool.  Tried to warn him about new information.  Sicced his mangy cat on me.
. . . that was quick.	Toilet clogged.  Short fat turd.  Let's get out of here.
maybe.  or maybe somebody's finally caught up with us.  somebody with a grudge.  thought you might want to spread the word.	Hey.  Hey.  If you don't mind, use the back stairs, all right?
rorschach, that was a long time ago.  i mean, that -- that's just paranoia.	Maybe.  Or maybe somebody's finally caught up with us.  Somebody with a grudge.  Thought you might want to spread the word.
so do i.  so do you.	Rorschach, that was a long time ago.  I mean, that -- that's just paranoia.
sure.  you got some kind of -- bean juice on it.	Human bean juice.  The Comedian is dead.
hiya, pardner.  long time no see.	Did anybody follow you?  See you come here?
-- what?	My dad's a watchmaker.  I'll put it back together for you.  Better than ever.
i can fix it.	-- What?
stupid watch.  stopped again.  do you have the --	Janey, will you marry me?
nothing.  what were you going to say?	We should get back to the lab.  You okay, Jon?
we should get back --  what?	Nothing.  What were you going to say?
anything for science, i guess.  janey, there's something --	We should get back --  What?
jon osterman, you don't act like a princeton boy.  what's a big lug like you doing in a place like this?	Anything for science, I guess.  Janey, there's something --
nothing wrong with ketchup.	Jon Osterman, you don't act like a Princeton boy.  What's a big lug like you doing in a place like this?
with lots of ketchup?	Nothing wrong with ketchup.
i'll say.  if we ever get off this looney-tune project, i'm gonna head straight for civilization and buy me a big thick steak.	With lots of ketchup?
i did not.  now get out of my way!	Isn't it true that you --
did you know he was back on the streets?	I did not.  Now get out of my way!
no comment.	Did you know he was back on the streets?
oh sweetheart, just a quick one.	No.  We laid out very careful ground rules --
no.  no.  cut.  -- justine, we agreed.  no questions about the watchmen.	Oh sweetheart, just a quick one.
thanks, no.  but it's a wonderful product.  now adrian -- your old colleague dr. manhattan has just left the planet amid rumors --	No.  No.  Cut.  -- Justine, we agreed.  No questions about the Watchmen.
sphinx brand.  when i got out of weapons design, i wanted to move into a more . . . humanitarian area.  i was thinking: what would do some good in the world?  and i thought: why not a genetically-altered tobacco, that no only doesn't cause cancer -- but cleans out your lungs as you smoke it?  in fact i think i'll have one now.  care to join me?	Thanks, no.  But it's a wonderful product.  Now Adrian -- your old colleague Dr. Manhattan has just left the planet amid rumors --
jon??  you mean he's --	That's right.  Your meal ticket's flown the coop.  That blue bastard has apparently left the planet.
oh, i am, honey.  you see, russian tanks are crossing the afghan border this very minute.  and we are all of us, every living soul, in deep, deep shit -- because our number-one strategic weapons has finally flipped out.	Jon??  You mean he's --
i don't know why you've been keeping me here, but you're in deep shit --	Oh, I am, honey.  You see, Russian tanks are crossing the Afghan border this very minute.  And we are all of us, every living soul, in deep, deep shit -- because our number-one strategic weapons has finally flipped out.
you're free to do whatever you goddamn well please.  let's move it.	I don't know why you've been keeping me here, but you're in deep shit --
am i free to go?	You're free to do whatever you goddamn well please.  Let's move it.
all right, miss juspeczyk.  pack your things.	Am I free to go?
six to eight months.  that's with treatment.  -- perhaps now you can see why it's so vital that we locate your . . . friends.	That's it.  This is all a trick, isn't it?  Some kind of horrible joke to make me --
what does this mean?  what does it --	Six to eight months.  That's with treatment.  -- Perhaps now you can see why it's so vital that we locate your . . . friends.
i'm terribly sorry.	What does this mean?  What does it --
what are you saying?  that jon is radioactive?	I'm terribly sorry.
sit down, miss juspeczyk.  as i mentioned, the people in this file are all close associates of dr. manhattan.  they have something else in common as well.  they've all developed a fairly . . . exotic form of lymphatic cancer.	What are you saying?  That Jon is radioactive?
then why don't you ask him?!?	Sit down, Miss Juspeczyk.  As I mentioned, the people in this file are all close associates of Dr. Manhattan.  They have something else in common as well.  They've all developed a fairly . . . exotic form of lymphatic cancer.
you're not "protecting" anyone.  these people's lives may depend on the answers you give.  these are all former associates of dr. manhattan --	Then why don't you ask him?!?
i don't know their real names!	You're not "protecting" anyone.  These people's lives may depend on the answers you give.  These are all former associates of Dr. Manhattan --
you're lying, miss juspeczyk.	I don't know their real names!
i don't know their real names.	You're lying, Miss Juspeczyk.
their real names, please.	I don't know their real names.
maybe i'll do that.	I'm sorry about Blake.
nasty cough.  -- try one of mine.  darling, you need to get out of the house.  why don't you give daniel a call?  i'm sure he'd be glad to hear from you.	Maybe I'll do that.
i suppose i'm serving my purpose, aren't i.  i'll ring for the guards.	Nasty cough.  -- Try one of mine.  Darling, you need to get out of the house.  Why don't you give Daniel a call?  I'm sure he'd be glad to hear from you.
what about you?	I suppose I'm serving my purpose, aren't I.  I'll ring for the guards.
i know.  i shouldn't be saying this.  he's happy, he's content, he's doing his work --	What about you?
laurie -- he's the most powerful man who's ever lived.  he's changed the world.	I know.  I shouldn't be saying this.  He's happy, he's content, he's doing his work --
stay, adrian.  i just -- every once in a while, i need to talk to someone human.  he doesn't think like we do.  he doesn't even feel what we feel.  i mean -- he even scares the research teams.	Laurie -- he's the most powerful man who's ever lived.  He's changed the world.
he's a little farther gone every time.	Stay, Adrian.  I just -- every once in a while, I need to talk to someone human.  He doesn't think like we do.  He doesn't even feel what we feel.  I mean -- he even scares the research teams.
please.	He's a little farther gone every time.
i'll take a raincheck, laurie.	Please.
adrian!  don't leave so soon.  i --	I'll take a raincheck, Laurie.
and how's life with the walking h-bomb?	He's in by the superaccelerator.  -- Let me take your coat.
don't rub it in.  i live here.	And how's life with the walking H-bomb?
laurie!  good to see you.	Don't rub it in.  I live here.
adrian.	Laurie!  Good to see you.
two things i hate.  street mimes . . . users of recreational drugs.	No, no.  You got it all wrong.  I been on the case, Rorschach, I got something for you.
ctu?  jesus.  you don't think --	Don't know.  Ask around.  I'll be back.
worked both sides of the fence.  ask your old buddies in the ctu.	CTU?  Jesus.  You don't think --
rorschach, you're talkin' heavy duty stuff.  i got nothing to do with --	Worked both sides of the fence.  Ask your old buddies in the CTU.
terrorist.  radical agitator.  stool pigeon.	ALL RIGHT!  ALL RIGHT!!  -- How'd you find me?
you're making a big --	Terrorist.  Radical agitator.  Stool pigeon.
edgar william jacobi, aka william edgar bright, a.k.a. moloch.	You're making a big --
i don't know who you are buddy, but i swear to god, you got the wrong guy.	Edgar William Jacobi, aka William Edgar Bright, a.k.a. Moloch.
call off the cat and i'll kill you, veidt.	Before you do that, you might want to look at what I've been looking at.
veidt.  you're the one who started world war iii.	No.  I just hastened the inevitable.  He's been ready to blow for years.  I knew all it would take was a little push.  So I, uh . . . gave his friends and associates cancer.
gila flats -- place where jon turned into . . .	Dr. Manhattan, right.  Now if you boys care to join me, we'll go save the world.
yeah, i've heard all about your conspiracy theories.  now i've got a roomful of cameras in there.  i want you out.  now.  and whatever you're doing, knock it off.  you're making us all look bad.	Fate of the world at stake, Adrian.  Can't get too worked up over bad press.
bigger than i thought.  ctu involved . . .	Yeah, I've heard all about your conspiracy theories.  Now I've got a roomful of cameras in there.  I want you out.  Now.  And whatever you're doing, knock it off.  You're making us all look bad.
what is that ungodly smell?	Bigger than I thought.  CTU involved . . .
too important for telephone.  comedian -- dr. manhattan.  all linked up.	What is that ungodly smell?
ever see one of these before?	Too important for telephone.  Comedian -- Dr. Manhattan.  All linked up.
new information.	Ever see one of these before?
all for show. just a psychological mind game to get you to do the right thing.	You're a jerk-off, you know that?
no needles, huh? what about the acid bath?	All for show. Just a psychological mind game to get you to do the right thing.
on come on, x. did you really think we were that barbaric?	No needles, huh? What about the acid bath?
oh yeah? why don't we start by taking this thing off my ankle? the poison needles?	On come on, X. Did you really think we were that barbaric?
you know what they say, the only way to change the system is from the inside.	Oh yeah? Why don't we start by taking this thing off my ankle? The poison needles?
who says you're the good guys?	You know what they say, the only way to change the system is from the inside.
cut the crap, x, i saw you down there. you're a hero. don't be afraid to join the good guys.	Who says you're the good guys?
but i hate cops, remember? except for her.	Cut the crap, X, I saw you down there. You're a hero. Don't be afraid to join the good guys.
you've kept up your end of the bargain, i'll do the same. but you really should consider staying on, you make a decent agent.	But I hate cops, remember? Except for her.
i'm pretty happy to see me too. so are you done with me yet?	You've kept up your end of the bargain, I'll do the same. But you really should consider staying on, you make a decent agent.
thought you bought the farm down there, x. glad as hell to see you.	I'm pretty happy to see me too. So are you done with me yet?
somebody else makes those decisions, not guys like you and me. you've done your job, x, head back to prague. i'll be landing in 90 minutes. this is my operation now.	We don't have that kinda time, boss, I don't think Prague's gonna be around much longer. I've gotta go now. I've got a lot of bad guys to kill.
kinda funny, though, isn't it? we're not supposed to be making weapons like that anyway. guess we shoulda played by the rules.	Somebody else makes those decisions, not guys like you and me. You've done your job, X, head back to Prague. I'll be landing in 90 minutes. This is my operation now.
yeah, that's right. so now that you know, you understand why it's important that we get it back.	Kinda funny, though, isn't it? We're not supposed to be making weapons like that anyway. Guess we shoulda played by the rules.
jesus christ, gibbons, this is something we came up with?	Yeah, that's right. So now that you know, you understand why it's important that we get it back.
silent night is the name of a top secret binary nerve agent. the glass canister is shot into the air and detonated. the black and white chemicals mix, forming a toxic cloud. when it settles down to earth, it'll kill everything in the vicinity.	Jesus Christ, Gibbons, this is something we came up with?
come on, gibbons, you can do better then that.	Silent Night is the name of a top secret binary nerve agent. The glass canister is shot into the air and detonated. The black and white chemicals mix, forming a toxic cloud. When it settles down to Earth, it'll kill everything in the vicinity.
yes it does.	Come on, Gibbons, you can do better then that.
they retrofitted ahab with some kind of rocket launcher. they were loading canisters of liquid into it, light colored and dark colored in the same tube but separate. something tells me this it that "classified" stuff you didn't want me to know about. does the song "silent night" mean anything to you?	Yes it does.
i'm on the way with a team to relieve you. what's the latest?	They retrofitted Ahab with some kind of rocket launcher. They were loading canisters of liquid into it, light colored and dark colored in the same tube but separate. Something tells me this it that "classified" stuff you didn't want me to know about. Does the song "Silent Night" mean anything to you?
snow covered fortress. army of bad guys. the usual.	I'm on the way with a team to relieve you. What's the latest?
you're a grungy little phoenix, you know that? keep up the good work.	You ain't seen nothing yet.
thanks.	You're a grungy little phoenix, you know that? Keep up the good work.
i'm gonna be en route with a team shortly to relieve you. just keep the pressure on until the cavalry arrives. and x? you done yourself proud helping those people today.	Thanks.
hey, one miracle at a time. they're on to me now, remember?	I'm gonna be en route with a team shortly to relieve you. Just keep the pressure on until the cavalry arrives. And X? You done yourself proud helping those people today.
this is good work, x, damn fine work. you need to press on at all costs, find out what they have planned with this "ahab".	Hey, one miracle at a time. They're on to me now, remember?
yeah, i sent you pictures. here's what i'm thinking. if they take out the cameras and sensors, they could probably put a bomb in this thing. you drop it in the water in the red sea and three weeks later it's swimming up the potomac.	This is good work, X, damn fine work. You need to press on at all costs, find out what they have planned with this "Ahab".
you did say "ahab"? you're sure about that?	Yeah, I sent you pictures. Here's what I'm thinking. If they take out the cameras and sensors, they could probably put a bomb in this thing. You drop it in the water in the Red Sea and three weeks later it's swimming up the Potomac.
my friend, if you're planning on crossing me...	I know, poison needles in my shins. You've got 36 hours. Peace, out.
call me crazy, but i thought hooking up a million dollar deal was a great way to get on their good side. what else? you gonna hassle me about the weapons and spy stuff too?	My friend, if you're planning on crossing me...
that information is classified. you're there to gather information on their operations, period.	Call me crazy, but I thought hooking up a million dollar deal was a great way to get on their good side. What else? You gonna hassle me about the weapons and spy stuff too?
what the hell am i after? you're telling me dick.	That information is classified. You're there to gather information on their operations, period.
we're not after car thieves here.	What the hell am I after? You're telling me dick.
i'm already on a first name basis with these dudes, i got a deal set up, you want me to hammer it or not?	We're not after car thieves here.
one point two million dollars? i did not authorize you to spend one point two million dollars!	I'm already on a first name basis with these dudes, I got a deal set up, you want me to hammer it or not?
buddy, you sent me here to get close to their organization, that costs money.	One point two million dollars? I did not authorize you to spend one point two million dollars!
if you're trying to push my buttons, you're on the right track. don't make me question my own judgment, x.	Buddy, you sent me here to get close to their organization, that costs money.
i guess you got my e-mail. i set up a purchase. ten cars.	If you're trying to push my buttons, you're on the right track. Don't make me question my own judgment, X.
is that all?	Just remember, I'll be watching.
crude and defiant as always, triple x. it fits so well because you're obscene.	Is that all?
up yours.	Crude and defiant as always, Triple X. It fits so well because you're obscene.
i expect you to call in regularly with progress reports.	Fine, but I'm not gonna be no Bulldog Omega 5.
wherever you go on the planet, i'll find you. there's no quitting. if you try to take it off, a ring of needles will inject enough curare into your bloodstream to kill you before you hit the ground. is all that clear?	Yeah, I spy or I die.
how about a pedicure as long as you're down there. what's this? lo-jack?	Wherever you go on the planet, I'll find you. There's no quitting. If you try to take it off, a ring of needles will inject enough curare into your bloodstream to kill you before you hit the ground. Is all that clear?
not bad for a gimp.	What's with that "X" on the back of your head? Does that mean you're "extreme"? I've got some news for you, Mr. X, you're a three time loser. So maybe you should tattoo another couple of X's on your head.
you're one sick bastard. a sadist with a badge looking to rope me in to a suicide mission. i think no matter which way i go i'm likely to wind up face down on a sheet of plastic. so here's my answer: kiss my ass, hop-along.	Not bad for a gimp.
if you find out what i want to know, and if i'm able to successfully use that information, you get to go back to your degenerate little life. if not, you take a bath.	You're one sick bastard. A sadist with a badge looking to rope me in to a suicide mission. I think no matter which way I go I'm likely to wind up face down on a sheet of plastic. So here's my answer: kiss my ass, Hop-along.
what do i get out of it?	If you find out what I want to know, and if I'm able to successfully use that information, you get to go back to your degenerate little life. If not, you take a bath.
there's some folks i want to keep tabs on. dirty, tattooed, uncivilized. your kind of people.	What do I get out of it?
now i'm the one who's nauseous. so what's the deal? what do you need me for?	There's some folks I want to keep tabs on. Dirty, tattooed, uncivilized. Your kind of people.
i plan on getting a lot older. and playing spy games sounds like a quick way to get yourself dead.	That's too bad. I thought a guy like you would appreciate the challenge.
you're an adrenaline junkie with one foot in the penitentiary. you risk your ass building a daredevil myth that means nothing and you're not getting any younger.	I plan on getting a lot older. And playing spy games sounds like a quick way to get yourself dead.
i'm not interested. i've already got a job.	You're an adrenaline junkie with one foot in the penitentiary. You risk your ass building a daredevil myth that means nothing and you're not getting any younger.
you're perceptive too. i forgot to add that to the list of surprises. i'm with the national security agency. and unlikely as it may sound, i need your help.	I'm not interested. I've already got a job.
you want the cheap backstory? the runaway mom, the suicide dad and the foster homes? gimme a break. you're not interested in my past, you're interested in my future as some kind of spy.	You're perceptive too. I forgot to add that to the list of surprises. I'm with the National Security Agency. And unlikely as it may sound, I need your help.
you've really got me confused, cage. on the one hand you showed leadership, courage under fire, a willingness to protect men you hardly knew... and on the other you have an arrest record that pegs you as near sociopathic. help me out here. i'm not following your evolution.	You want the cheap backstory? The runaway mom, the suicide dad and the foster homes? Gimme a break. You're not interested in my past, you're interested in my future as some kind of spy.
good thing you were there to save the day. come walk with me.	You've really got me confused, Cage. On the one hand you showed leadership, courage under fire, a willingness to protect men you hardly knew... and on the other you have an arrest record that pegs you as near sociopathic. Help me out here. I'm not following your evolution.
you're a cold piece of work. you almost got three people killed out there.	Good thing you were there to save the day. Come walk with me.
congratulations, you've just graduated at the head of your class.	You're a cold piece of work. You almost got three people killed out there.
you know what i hate? any scumbag with a clean shirt and a bad haircut can get one of those tin stars and suddenly they think they're god.	You know what I hate? It's always the assholes that pass the tests.
sure as gravity. i've had a feeling about you from the start, cage. it's nausea.	You know what I hate? Any scumbag with a clean shirt and a bad haircut can get one of those tin stars and suddenly they think they're God.
is that a fact?	Sure as gravity. I've had a feeling about you from the start, Cage. It's nausea.
you've got this wrong. you're not under arrest, you've been abducted. and until i say different, you belong to me.	Is that a fact?
are we done now? you've got nothing on me. so if you ain't booking me, i'm walking.	You've got this wrong. You're not under arrest, you've been abducted. And until I say different, you belong to me.
oh i don't know, i think the tests work pretty well. sometimes they give me answers you wouldn't admit to in a million years.	Are we done now? You've got nothing on me. So if you ain't booking me, I'm walking.
look at me, dude, do i look like a fan of law enforcement? forget the tests, you shoulda just asked me. i woulda saved you a lot of trouble.	Oh I don't know, I think the tests work pretty well. Sometimes they give me answers you wouldn't admit to in a million years.
why is that?	Look at me, dude, do I look like a fan of law enforcement? Forget the tests, you shoulda just asked me. I woulda saved you a lot of trouble.
..if you're trolling around for narcs, man, have you got the wrong guy.	Why is that?
alright, cage, you've got me. this is one of those moments. "many are called, few are chosen", that kind of thing. your government needs you. are you up for the challenge?	..If you're trolling around for narcs, man, have you got the wrong guy.
a fed, i shoulda known. who else would have this kind of budget? now you're gonna hit me with the sales pitch.	Alright, Cage, you've got me. This is one of those moments. "Many are called, few are chosen", that kind of thing. Your government needs you. Are you up for the challenge?
it's your lucky day. you just might get the chance to pay back our wonderful country for all the freedom you enjoy.	A Fed, I shoulda known. Who else would have this kind of budget? Now you're gonna hit me with the sales pitch.
good for you. now why don't you stop wasting my time and tell me what you want. you didn't go through all this for my benefit.	It's your lucky day. You just might get the chance to pay back our wonderful country for all the freedom you enjoy.
whether you thought this was for real or not, you jumped in and helped the waitress on instinct. that tells me something about your character.	Good for you. Now why don't you stop wasting my time and tell me what you want. You didn't go through all this for my benefit.
that shows me already that you don't have a clue. what's it to you, anyway?	Whether you thought this was for real or not, you jumped in and helped the waitress on instinct. That tells me something about your character.
most guys we ran through this either took off or helped them rob the place. i expected you to do the same.	That shows me already that you don't have a clue. What's it to you, anyway?
looks like a diner.	Diner, huh? Let me tell you what the problem is. I wake up drugged to find what? You've got a "salesman" over here reading a three week old newspaper. He's pulling a 211 with a "trucker", who happens to be packing a cop issue H&K 9mm. I get tipped that something is going down when she passes me a note. How's that for twisted logic? How did she know there was trouble unless they pulled the guns before I "walked" in? And if that's true, why'd they stop and wait until I woke up to gaffle the money? Then I notice how beefy they both are. Hell, even the waitress is cut. All three of them look like they went through the same training program. Ergo they ain't strangers and this isn't what it seems. That's how I knew yo-yo wouldn't get a round off even if I gave him all day. Why?
what is this place?	Looks like a diner.
the name's gibbons. you were saying?	What is this place?
who the hell are you?	The name's Gibbons. You were saying?
alright, do what you want. but keep the screws on him. he's a wild card. that could be either good or bad.	So the odds are up to fifty-fifty? I can deal with that.
why not? you were going to throw him in a tub full of acid, weren't you?	Alright, do what you want. But keep the screws on him. He's a wild card. That could be either good or bad.
he's gotten closer in 24 hours than all of the other operatives combined. he got us an account number to boot. now even if he's just dumb and lucky, i say we back his play.  i put him out there, sam. if he doesn't come up with the money, they'll kill him. i can't let that happen.	Why not? You were going to throw him in a tub full of acid, weren't you?
you're talking about a very expensive risk here.	He's gotten closer in 24 hours than all of the other operatives combined. He got us an account number to boot. Now even if he's just dumb and lucky, I say we back his play.  I put him out there, Sam. If he doesn't come up with the money, they'll kill him. I can't let that happen.
if it means getting silent night back, absolutely.	You're talking about a very expensive risk here.
you what? a wire transfer of this size?	If it means getting Silent Night back, absolutely.
i think we should send him whatever he wants.	You what? A wire transfer of this size?
ridiculous. cut him off. i'm sorry gibbons, you pulled up a shark this time.	I think we should send him whatever he wants.
they're degenerates. there's not a man in there that would give a damn if the chinese took over.	That's exactly why we need them.
i've seen enough. turn it off.	They're degenerates. There's not a man in there that would give a damn if the Chinese took over.
but programmable. and expendable.	I've seen enough. Turn it off.
the scum of the earth.	But programmable. And expendable.
the usual prospects. convicts, contract killers, murde...	The scum of the Earth.
you wanna find out about rats, ask a rat. i've had my people put together a talent pool. i downloaded it to your desktop.	The usual prospects. Convicts, contract killers, murde...
so you'll dredge the bottom again. you've done that before. the results were... uneven.	You wanna find out about rats, ask a rat. I've had my people put together a talent pool. I downloaded it to your desktop.
i'll go in with a team. but first i'm going to need some intel. i'll have to put someone inside, someone new, someone they won't see coming. one of their own.	So you'll dredge the bottom again. You've done that before. The results were... uneven.
how will you fix it?	I'll go in with a team. But first I'm going to need some intel. I'll have to put someone inside, someone new, someone they won't see coming. One of their own.
we're gonna have to step in, sam. those cia boys couldn't find a clown in a field of cactus. let me take care of it.	How will you fix it?
silent night in the hands of a bunch of impertinent cowboys	We're gonna have to step in, Sam. Those CIA boys couldn't find a clown in a field of cactus. Let me take care of it.
they're ruthless and they have a lot of firepower. it's only a matter of time before they figure out how to deploy silent night. then we're gonna have a catastrophe on our hands.	Silent Night in the hands of a bunch of impertinent cowboys
he was the best there was. that makes three agents lost.	They're ruthless and they have a lot of firepower. It's only a matter of time before they figure out how to deploy Silent Night. Then we're gonna have a catastrophe on our hands.
not a whole helluva lot. his final transmission was mangled. about something or someone called "ahab". whatever it is, it cost him his life.	He was the best there was. That makes three agents lost.
what do you have?	Not a whole helluva lot. His final transmission was mangled. About something or someone called "Ahab". Whatever it is, it cost him his life.
alright. you wanna eat through a tube, be my guest.	Now you're gonna make me enjoy this, funny guy. Now I'm gonna take the whole foot off. Whatchu think of that?
you saving me? you talking pretty tough for a guy got himself chained to the ceiling.	Alright. You wanna eat through a tube, be my guest.
we're on to the game, ese. you got the fake blood splattered all over the walls, you got your torture tools... it's all very cute. but come on, let's quit while you're ahead. i'm only trying to save you a beatin'.	You saving me? You talking pretty tough for a guy got himself chained to the ceiling.
we seen this kind of parachutes before, you know. u.s. army. you got some friends here, jump out with you guys?	We're anti-social. We don't have any friends.
that's some accident, hombre. you accidentally fall out of a plane in the middle of the night and land up in my back yard.	We seen this kind of parachutes before, you know. U.S. Army. You got some friends here, jump out with you guys?
oh, i don't know. it was an accident.	That's some accident, hombre. You accidentally fall out of a plane in the middle of the night and land up in my back yard.
whatchu doing here?	Oh, I don't know. It was an accident.
like what?	He gets to be the hero.
oh. i bet by the end he gets something out of it.	Like what?
nothing, really. my guy is just doing it to stay alive.	Oh. I bet by the end he gets something out of it.
what do you get if you finish?	Nothing, really. My guy is just doing it to stay alive.
just about anything i want, it looks like. this is gonna be tough, though. there's no way to save this game. i gotta get it right the first time through.	What do you get if you finish?
what weapons do you have?	Just about anything I want, it looks like. This is gonna be tough, though. There's no way to save this game. I gotta get it right the first time through.
what are you gonna do? they're euro- trash.	What weapons do you have?
"anarchy" 99"?	What are you gonna do? They're Euro- trash.
yorgi masterminded the take-over of three red mafiya clans. cops called it "blood week". he combined all of their global enterprises into one huge crime syndicate: anarchy 99.	"Anarchy" 99"?
this guy's kinda dorky lookin'.	Kirill, the sniper. Looks like a bookworm, but he had 72 confirmed kills in Chechnya, they called him the "Finger of God". Assassination and weapons.
naturally.	This guy's kinda dorky lookin'.
next we got a siberian redneck, viktor. into snowmobiles and snowboarding. so naturally, he covers prostitution and the drug trade.	Naturally.
do they have any special powers? the bosses always have special powers.	You wanna check it out? Come here.
slick graphics, huh? see these dudes? they're called "anarchy 99", they're the bad guy bosses.	Do they have any special powers? The bosses always have special powers.
what game is that?	Slick graphics, huh? See these dudes? They're called "Anarchy 99", they're the bad guy bosses.
what are you doing?	It's about your next mission. You need to be debriefed.
you can't welch on me now. we had a deal.	What are you doing?
i can't believe my mission is finally over. i don't even know what to do with myself.	You can't welch on me now. We had a deal.
by then it's too late! the only way to safely dispose of the nerve agent is in deep water! the chemicals will break down and dissipate!	Use your grenades! Maybe we can blow it up underwater!
it has to surface to release the nerve agent, right?	By then it's too late! The only way to safely dispose of the nerve agent is in deep water! The chemicals will break down and dissipate!
it's running three meters down. twenty knots.	It has to surface to release the nerve agent, right?
no, it's like a safety. we are going to have to access the manual controls.	A manual control on a moving torpedo. This day keeps getting better and better.
you can't talk to it?	No, it's like a safety. We are going to have to access the manual controls.
he's shut out the communication circuit!	You can't talk to it?
a piece of shrapnel hit me.	I'm sick of that guy. Let's stop playing nice.
you okay?	A piece of shrapnel hit me.
toadies right behind.	Let me.
go to the water, it's that way!	Toadies right behind.
where'd the damn truck go?!	Go to the water, it's that way!
where's he headed?	He owns a big industrial complex on the river. He'll launch it from there.
let's do this.	Where's he headed?
if they launch it, i know how to bring it back.	Let's do this.
did you do your homework?	If they launch it, I know how to bring it back.
yorgi and kirill.	Let me guess, they had a big white torpedo with them.
don't you see, x? for the betterment of humanity, he's going to start world war three.	He's a regular humanitarian. And all this time I thought he was just a tool.
when this is over, we're just gonna take off, the two of us. take a vacation.	What the hell are we doing? We're doing all this together, trusting each other, making plans, and we haven't even slept together yet.
i was supposed to wait for the cop to kill you and then kill the cop. they'll believe me.  i've been lying for so long, one more time won't hurt.	When this is over, we're just gonna take off, the two of us. Take a vacation.
aren't they gonna wonder were you've been?	I was supposed to wait for the cop to kill you and then kill the cop. They'll believe me.  I've been lying for so long, one more time won't hurt.
yes, i do. you're right. i can't just let him go free. besides, i can help you from the inside.	Aren't they gonna wonder were you've been?
you don't have to do that.	Yes, I do. You're right. I can't just let him go free. Besides, I can help you from the inside.
i must be healthy, then, because i'm scared to death. i guess i'd better get back to yorgi.	You don't have to do that.
a long time ago i learned how to put fear away in a little place in my head. maybe that's my problem. if you don't feel fear you can do some amazing things, but you can also screw your life up in ways you can't imagine.	I must be healthy, then, because I'm scared to death. I guess I'd better get back to Yorgi.
aren't you afraid?	A long time ago I learned how to put fear away in a little place in my head. Maybe that's my problem. If you don't feel fear you can do some amazing things, but you can also screw your life up in ways you can't imagine.
we'll have to go after them.	Aren't you afraid?
they left. to a fortress in the mountains.	We'll have to go after them.
we can't leave now. we have to do something.	Why? You're the one who believes in nothing. Screw the world, or whatever you said.
no, now it's about us. let's do something for us before we both get killed. don't you want to get to bora bora, xander?	We can't leave now. We have to do something.
petra, this ain't about the people that sent us here, you know that.	No, now it's about us. Let's do something for us before we both get killed. Don't you want to get to Bora Bora, Xander?
what do we owe our governments? yours kidnapped you, mine abandoned me.	Petra, this ain't about the people that sent us here, you know that.
of course it matters. hey, hold on!	What do we owe our governments? Yours kidnapped you, mine abandoned me.
it doesn't matter anymore, forget it.	Of course it matters. Hey, hold on!
wait a minute, whoa. we can't go now. what's yorgi got planned with that nerve agent?	It doesn't matter anymore, forget it.
we're getting out of this place. we've done enough.	Wait a minute, whoa. We can't go now. What's Yorgi got planned with that nerve agent?
where are we going?	We're getting out of this place. We've done enough.
i know which cops are good and which are bad. come with me. come on, right now.	Where are we going?
what are you doing with the ivans?	I know which cops are good and which are bad. Come with me. Come on, right now.
i don't know what's going on anymore. i thought i was square with that dude. now everybody's switching sides like it's the wwf.	What are you doing with the Ivans?
i heard you talking. i could tell where you were in the room.	I don't know what's going on anymore. I thought I was square with that dude. Now everybody's switching sides like it's the WWF.
what the hell are you doing? you could've killed me!	I heard you talking. I could tell where you were in the room.
are you alright?	What the hell are you doing? You could've killed me!
when can i see you again?	You can't, it's too risky. I'm not much help anyway, remember?
of course. i'll do what i can. i have to go, before they notice.	When can I see you again?
get your head back in the game. there are lives at stake here.	Of course. I'll do what I can. I have to go, before they notice.
no, i guess i've been no help at all to you.	Get your head back in the game. There are lives at stake here.
i'm busted up for you, but jesus, what the hell are you doing? those people almost drowned on that boat and you didn't lift a finger.	No, I guess I've been no help at all to you.
i don't know. eight months ago i stop hearing from my people. no explanation, just silence. so i stay and i wait like i was told. soon i'm in so far, they'd kill me if i left. now every day i get farther and farther away from what i was. i'm like you said, a criminal.	I'm busted up for you, but Jesus, what the hell are you doing? Those people almost drowned on that boat and you didn't lift a finger.
you're what? what the hell have you been doing?	I don't know. Eight months ago I stop hearing from my people. No explanation, just silence. So I stay and I wait like I was told. Soon I'm in so far, they'd kill me if I left. Now every day I get farther and farther away from what I was. I'm like you said, a criminal.
i'm a agent as well. kgb. i've been undercover for over a year.	You're what? What the hell have you been doing?
what's that?	I'm a agent as well. KGB. I've been undercover for over a year.
there's something i didn't have time to tell you before.	What's that?
we've got to find out what it is. can you handle that?	There's something I didn't have time to tell you before.
no, something worse. he says it's a surprise, but i know him. this is his masterpiece.	We've got to find out what it is. Can you handle that?
so what's the plan with this ahab? are they selling it or what?	No, something worse. He says it's a surprise, but I know him. This is his masterpiece.
i can't let this happen. i want you to go out the back. i'll make up some excuse.	They'll kill you, you know they will. Besides, there is no back door. Keep smiling. Ready? Now.
that's alright, i'll figure something out.	Not an option. Just get up slowly like everything's cool. Petra, trust me. You just hung yourself out to dry for me, I'm not gonna let you down.
if i go out the back, he'll know you've warned me.	That's alright, I'll figure something out.
jesus christ. you're going to have to go out the back. the data that you copied with your toy. tomorrow, at six o'clock. look it up. we're taking a trip. be there at six and you'll have plenty to tell your people.	If I go out the back, he'll know you've warned me.
it's a long story, but yeah, more or less.	Jesus Christ. You're going to have to go out the back. The data that you copied with your toy. Tomorrow, at six o'clock. Look it up. We're taking a trip. Be there at six and you'll have plenty to tell your people.
there's no more time for games. they made you. there's a sniper out front waiting to put a bullet in your eye. tell me if it's true.	It's a long story, but yeah, more or less.
what are you talking about?	There's no more time for games. They made you. There's a sniper out front waiting to put a bullet in your eye. Tell me if it's true.
they tell me you're an american agent.	What are you talking about?
a beach named x? that i'd like to see.	So there you have it. I guess you just have to ask yourself, how bad to you want out?
we could work together. then maybe we could both get the hell out of here. there's a beach in bora bora with my name on it.	A beach named X? That I'd like to see.
all i have to do is risk my life providing you with these facts.	We could work together. Then maybe we could both get the hell out of here. There's a beach in Bora Bora with my name on it.
the people i know want facts, the kinds of things an insider would know. they're interested in putting anarchy 99 out of business.	All I have to do is risk my life providing you with these facts.
don't even start. i'll be honest, i don't trust you. bur lets pretend for a minute that what you say is true, that i want to leave. what can you do about it?	The people I know want facts, the kinds of things an insider would know. They're interested in putting Anarchy 99 out of business.
i know where he's coming from. the only thing i really don't get is why he dumped you. up until i found that out, i thought his judgment was pretty sound.	Don't even start. I'll be honest, I don't trust you. Bur lets pretend for a minute that what you say is true, that I want to leave. What can you do about it?
you agree with a lot of what he says, don't you.	I know where he's coming from. The only thing I really don't get is why he dumped you. Up until I found that out, I thought his judgment was pretty sound.
don't judge a comic book by it's cover.	You agree with a lot of what he says, don't you.
whoever sent you knew what they were doing. you and yorgi are practically twins. two nihilistic fashion victims who make a lot of noise but don't say much.	Don't judge a comic book by it's cover.
let's just say i'm freelancing and leave it at that.	Whoever sent you knew what they were doing. You and Yorgi are practically twins. Two nihilistic fashion victims who make a lot of noise but don't say much.
so why don't you tell me something about who you gather information for. they obviously have very deep pockets. are you from a rival clan?	Let's just say I'm freelancing and leave it at that.
i'm from l.a.	So why don't you tell me something about who you gather information for. They obviously have very deep pockets. Are you from a rival clan?
that's how you eat? it's like a gerbil.	I'm from L.A.
what are you?	I'm an information gatherer. You wanna go somewhere and talk about it?
go to hell!	Look at you. You're helping run things now. You're a gangster. I bet that snuck up on you. You woke up one day and you were a criminal.
the eyes don't lie. all this has gotten to you, hasn't it, petra? you came in as yorgi's girlfriend and you stayed because it was fun. now you don't like it so much, but you're in so deep you can't get out anymore. tell me if i'm wrong, petra.	Go to hell!
i don't know what you're talking about.	The eyes don't lie. All this has gotten to you, hasn't it, Petra? You came in as Yorgi's girlfriend and you stayed because it was fun. Now you don't like it so much, but you're in so deep you can't get out anymore. Tell me if I'm wrong, Petra.
maybe we should start again, yes? i know so little about you, except that you're not what you say you are.	That makes two of us then, sweetheart, because I ain't buying your bullshit either. You're not like them, I can see it in your eyes. So you tell me, who's bullshitting who?
hey, you're good.	Maybe we should start again, yes? I know so little about you, except that you're not what you say you are.
you've got to relax, baby, you're paranoid.	Hey, you're good.
bullshit. i see you look at everything, study everything, ask questions. i know exactly what you're doing. empty your pockets.	You've got to relax, baby, you're paranoid.
hey, take it easy. i'm just a dude trying to make a buck.	Bullshit. I see you look at everything, study everything, ask questions. I know exactly what you're doing. Empty your pockets.
i also remember you drove your car here. who are you really? make no mistake, i will shoot you and not feel bad about it. who are you working for?	Hey, take it easy. I'm just a dude trying to make a buck.
we hung out last night, remember?	I also remember you drove your car here. Who are you really? Make no mistake, I will shoot you and not feel bad about it. Who are you working for?
who are you?	We hung out last night, remember?
don't even bother, x man, i'm not your type.	That right? Why's that?
come on, don't front like that. you'll put a guy right off you.	Don't even bother, X man, I'm not your type.
i don't know who you are or where you come from, but i don't like you. you ask too many questions.	Come on, don't front like that. You'll put a guy right off you.
i was invited. what's your story?	I don't know who you are or where you come from, but I don't like you. You ask too many questions.
why are you still hanging around? your business is finished, you should go home.	I was invited. What's your story?
where are you going?	Why are you still hanging around? Your business is finished, you should go home.
did you guys used to date? that's it, right? he broke your heart and you're still soft on him. that's funny, it don't seem to fit with a tough broad like you.	Where are you going?
mind your business.	Did you guys used to date? That's it, right? He broke your heart and you're still soft on him. That's funny, it don't seem to fit with a tough broad like you.
it's gonna be like that, huh? you got all bent out of shape as soon as he started dancing with someone else. why's that?	Mind your business.
go to hell.	It's gonna be like that, huh? You got all bent out of shape as soon as he started dancing with someone else. Why's that?
you do everything yorgi says?	Go to hell.
yorgi asked me to.	You do everything Yorgi says?
if you got a problem with me, why are we dancing?	Yorgi asked me to.
sure. just chisel some off your heart.	So cute. He shows up for a battle of wits with a mental butter knife.
my goodness, a word with four syllables. i should get some ice before your brain gets too hot.	Sure. Just chisel some off your heart.
is she for real? honey, maybe you should quiet down and let the grownups have a conversation.	My goodness, a word with four syllables. I should get some ice before your brain gets too hot.
do you know what a wire transfer is?	Is she for real? Honey, maybe you should quiet down and let the grownups have a conversation.
i have japanese buyers who are looking to move a fleet, if you have the quality of merchandise they're after. and it's a mil two, max.	Do you know what a wire transfer is?
ten is hardly worth the effort. we're talking a lousy million five u.s.	I have Japanese buyers who are looking to move a fleet, if you have the quality of merchandise they're after. And it's a mil two, max.
the peace conference...	Nice place to start, don't you think?
why don't we go below decks and work off some of this adrenaline.	Viktor! Stay the course.
you've been so quiet lately, petra, i thought you no longer cared.	Why don't we go below decks and work off some of this adrenaline.
i'd forgotten how exciting it is working together.	You've been so quiet lately, Petra, I thought you no longer cared.
what was that for?	I'd forgotten how exciting it is working together.
what are you doing?	It all happened so fast. Such an unfortunate accident.
nothing. he had two days.	Perhaps he is not all he says he is.
now that i've given you the overview, we're going to spend the next couple hours going into extensive operational detail.	I thought that was in detail.
you're joking, right?	Now that I've given you the overview, we're going to spend the next couple hours going into extensive operational detail.
it's a stakeout suit. it's got food, water, recording gear, anything you need for covert spying. it's all- weather, fire retardant, and if you give this buckle a sharp pull, the whole outfit deploys into a parachute.	You're joking, right?
from the beastie boys collection?	It's a stakeout suit. It's got food, water, recording gear, anything you need for covert spying. It's all- weather, fire retardant, and if you give this buckle a sharp pull, the whole outfit deploys into a parachute.
think again, that's government property. you have to sign for everything. i've got one more that wasn't on your list.	From the Beastie Boys collection?
i think i'll hang on to these.	Think again, that's government property. You have to sign for everything. I've got one more that wasn't on your list.
this is your standard dart gun.	That one I'm real familiar with.
they come in any other styles or colors?	This is your standard dart gun.
miniature power cams set in on contact, giving you a sure grip on any surface.	They come in any other styles or colors?
why don't you show me some gear before you get hurt.	Listen to you. Right away, sir, anything you say, sir.
is that supposed to be funny? i'm not laughing. i've worked for ten years to get my shot at being a field agent, funny boy. and ar the last minute i get bumped by you, some reject from the ozzfest.	Why don't you show me some gear before you get hurt.
i stole your beat, huh? guess you forgot to brown-nose the right people.	Is that supposed to be funny? I'm not laughing. I've worked for ten years to get my shot at being a field agent, funny boy. And ar the last minute I get bumped by you, some reject from the Ozzfest.
back off, just go away you klutz. alright, here's the story. the items in these cases belong to me. i designed them, built them, and was going to use them in the field myself until you showed up.	I stole your beat, huh? Guess you forgot to brown-nose the right people.
hate those russkie choppers. rattle- trap pieces of garbage. i'm agent shavers. toby lee shavers. i'm looking for what's his name. three x' s.	That's would be me.
you're not exactly "going anywhere" yourself.	You're wrong about that. I'm heading out that door right now.
you can't just propose to me out of nowhere. you think that's going to solve our problems? i'm sorry, x. it was a kick for a while, but it's over. you're just not going anywhere.	You're not exactly "going anywhere" yourself.
i don't know. i thought this is what you wanted. you want stability, here it is.	You can't just propose to me out of nowhere. You think that's going to solve our problems? I'm sorry, X. It was a kick for a while, but it's over. You're just not going anywhere.
this is so typical. i can't believe you. i've barely seen you for the last three weeks and now this? are you out of your mind?	I don't know. I thought this is what you wanted. You want stability, here it is.
of course i'm serious. i bought it, didn't i?	This is so typical. I can't believe you. I've barely seen you for the last three weeks and now this? Are you out of your mind?
you're serious?	Of course I'm serious. I bought it, didn't I?
i was gonna wait till the islands, but...	You're serious?
what...?	I was gonna wait till the islands, but...
well if you're bailing, i guess i'd better give you your surprise now.	What...?
it's not about the money, x! you never plan for anything. i can't live like that anymore, i need some stability.	Well if you're bailing, I guess I'd better give you your surprise now.
alright, so i'll get more.	It's not about the money, X! You never plan for anything. I can't live like that anymore, I need some stability.
french polynesia? this wouldn't last us a week in a cheap hotel. do you know how expensive it is down there?	Alright, so I'll get more.
you have all this talent, and you waste it. you won't take a single endorsement deal. meanwhile those other guys have their own video games! but no, you've got too much "integrity" for that.	I don't wanna go mersh, you know that. But hey, if this is about money...
i'm having fun, what's the problem?	You have all this talent, and you waste it. You won't take a single endorsement deal. Meanwhile those other guys have their own video games! But no, you've got too much "integrity" for that.
you run around with maniacs jumping motorcycles in the desert, you break 36 bones crashing wave runners and snowboarding off cliffs, all with no health insurance... it's insane, i can't take it anymore.	I'm having fun, what's the problem?
i can see that. why?	You run around with maniacs jumping motorcycles in the desert, you break 36 bones crashing wave runners and snowboarding off cliffs, all with no health insurance... It's insane, I can't take it anymore.
i'm through, xander.	I can see that. Why?
hey, you don't need all this just to go on vacation. unless this ain't for going on vacation...	I'm through, Xander.
why you dogging me up?	They came and found me. They said they'd kill me unless I help them. Plus they offer me a lot of money. No big deal. These things happen. Dump your gun on the floor.
oh come on, don't feel bad. you got played, so what? you're new at this. did you think you could just stroll into this business one day and have all the angles figured out?	Why you dogging me up?
what's the deal?	Oh come on, don't feel bad. You got played, so what? You're new at this. Did you think you could just stroll into this business one day and have all the angles figured out?
sorry, "dude".	What's the deal?
i found something big enough for us to take these guys down with. they've got a of nerve agent they're gonna unleash.	Is this what you're looking for?
you killed me, remember? now i have to hide out here with you. where have you been?	I found something big enough for us to take these guys down with. They've got a of nerve agent they're gonna unleash.
dude, what are you doing here?	You killed me, remember? Now I have to hide out here with you. Where have you been?
i'll leave you two alone to talk.	Yeah, thanks a lot.
nice hops.	The corner. Anarchy 99.
you're here because your government is putting pressure on my government. this is an internal affair, a czech affair, that you are interfering with. i will warn you once: don't shit in my lawn. get whatever information your government seeks and get our.	First of all, you should kill whoever sold you that suit. Two, I don't wanna be here either, so just step off. Three, if you had the authority to shoot me you would've done it by now, so just ease up on the machismo, bitch. Now that we've got that sorted out, I'm gonna get some rest.
here we go again.	You're here because your government is putting pressure on my government. This is an internal affair, a Czech affair, that you are interfering with. I will warn you once: Don't shit in my lawn. Get whatever information your government seeks and get our.
my name is slovo, czech secret police. when you are here you are under my jurisdiction, you take my orders, you do what i say. if you become any kind of an inconvenience, i'll shoot you.	Here we go again.
i've been on a plane for twelve hours, i think i'll stand.	My name is Slovo, Czech secret police. When you are here you are under my jurisdiction, you take my orders, you do what I say. If you become any kind of an inconvenience, I'll shoot you.
sit down.	I've been on a plane for twelve hours, I think I'll stand.
they're all over the place! what the hell's going on?	Looks like we're in the middle of the drug war.
help me with this guy.	It's like you said, every man for himself.
who's writing this dude's dialogue?	He's a pretty good actor, though.
heads up, man. what's this thing on my back?	A parachute. This does not argue well.
what's so damn funny?	Been to any good diners lately?
you both could have been a part of it. you could have ridden with us into a new day, the dawning of a new age of --	Oh just shoot us already. I'm sorry I asked.
and here i thought "anarchy" was just something cool to put on a tshirt.	Come on, Xander. You used to stand for something. What happened to you, man? I thought you'd get it.
sure, if that's what you want. why not? it's all human nature. so we just have to launch our baby and wait for the decline and fall of civilization as we know it.	And here I thought "anarchy" was just something cool to put on a Tshirt.
including rape, pillage, murder.	Sure, if that's what you want. Why not? It's all human nature. So we just have to launch our baby and wait for the decline and fall of civilization as we know it.
easier than that, buddy. i'll get them to destroy each other. you kill an entire peace conference, someone is going to have to pay. then our friend ahab continues down the river to the ocean and begins his world tour. london, cairo, beijing... pretty soon everyone's involved. these guys bomb those guys, those guys invade these guys. soon the whole world is like your wild west cowboy days. no rules, no law, everybody free to do what they want.	Including rape, pillage, murder.
so all by yourself, you're going to destroy every government; in the world.	Easier than that, buddy. I'll get them to destroy each other. You kill an entire Peace conference, someone is going to have to pay. Then our friend Ahab continues down the river to the ocean and begins his world tour. London, Cairo, Beijing... Pretty soon everyone's involved. These guys bomb those guys, those guys invade these guys. Soon the whole world is like your wild West cowboy days. No rules, no law, everybody free to do what they want.
you think i'm after money? i told you, my friend. anarchy. time for a change. money is good, but for true freedom you have to get rid of the rules themselves.	So all by yourself, you're going to destroy every government; in the world.
what's the gimmick, yorgi? that's the part i don't get. you gonna hold the world hostage with your gas bombs? i didn't think you were dumb enough to go with that hack cliche.	You think I'm after money? I told you, my friend. Anarchy. Time for a change. Money is good, but for true freedom you have to get rid of the rules themselves.
i wanted to get the hell out of prague before silent night falls.	Not bad, man, not bad. You put things together quick. Prague it is.
and you. why do you have such a problem staying away, my friend? did you miss us that much?	I wanted to get the hell out of Prague before Silent Night falls.
that was for anders.	Don't forget goatee boy. I greased him up on the diamond run.
that's alright, i'm kinda tired.	You want to insult me? This is my hospitality. Pick one.
i've got meetings this afternoon, i've got to get some sleep. just pick a girl.	That's alright, I'm kinda tired.
connections and politics, it's the same everywhere.	My old man, he bought into the system, and it screwed him. So he swallowed a bullet. Me, I don't believe in nothing I can't see and touch.
hell no. my dad was a straight up tin soldier. somehow he pissed this general off and got himself dishonorably discharged. had a court martial and everything. the charges were total bullshit, so he was sure he'd get his name cleared, but it didn't happen.	Connections and politics, it's the same everywhere.
you, an army brat? i don't see that one at all. did you join the service as well?	Hell no. My dad was a straight up tin soldier. Somehow he pissed this general off and got himself dishonorably discharged. Had a court martial and everything. The charges were total bullshit, so he was sure he'd get his name cleared, but it didn't happen.
i've been here before, when i was a kid. my old man was in the service, we used to live on the army base in hamburg.	You, an Army brat? I don't see that one at all. Did you join the service as well?
it's a beautiful town, prague. it's been good to me.	I've been here before, when I was a kid. My old man was in the service, we used to live on the Army base in Hamburg.
you got a great set-up here yorgi. you really know how to live.	It's a beautiful town, Prague. It's been good to me.
how you gonna do that with government and rules everywhere?	Easy. You get enough money that you grow an ass big enough for the whole world to kiss.
you got it, man. it's stupid but it's true. true freedom is when you do whatever you want anytime you want. that's when you know you're living, man.	How you gonna do that with government and rules everywhere?
"...try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese". 'anarchy burger' by the vandals.	You got it, man. It's stupid but it's true. True freedom is when you do whatever you want anytime you want. That's when you know you're living, man.
to us it means no walls, no speed limits, no jails. it's everybody does what he wants. people think democracy is freedom but they don't have a clue. there's an old punk song. it says: "america stands for freedom, but if you think you're free..."	"...try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese". 'Anarchy Burger' by the Vandals.
that's what i'm talking about, man! that's why anarchy 99 was born.	To us it means no walls, no speed limits, no jails. It's everybody does what he wants. People think democracy is freedom but they don't have a clue. There's an old punk song. It says: "America stands for freedom, but if you think you're free..."
screw the world. if i'm gonna die for something, it better be bitches and money.	That's what I'm talking about, man! That's why Anarchy 99 was born.
you wanna see my politics?	Screw the world. If I'm gonna die for something, it better be bitches and money.
it's all this craziness! it's what we've been living since 99, when we left the army. one of our brothers died in grozny and we said the hell with this shit. what for? he dies for what? politics? who's politics? not ours.	You wanna see my politics?
what's "anarchy 99"?	It's all this craziness! It's what we've been living since 99, when we left the Army. One of our brothers died in Grozny and we said the hell with this shit. What for? He dies for what? Politics? Who's politics? Not ours.
total chaos, man! welcome to anarchy 99!	What's "Anarchy 99"?
i don't believe it! you can't shoot a cop in the middle of the street!	Had to do what I had to do.
he's not with us, xander. he must be with you.	Bullshit! You get your boy off that roof or I swear to God I'm gonna give you another hole to breathe out of.
you tell me! you got a sniper up there or what?	He's not with us, Xander. He must be with you.
what's going on, my friend?	You tell me! You got a sniper up there or what?
what's this?	This is a gift. From me to you.
of course.	What's this?
i had to inspect the merchandise first.	Of course.
i'm somewhat less so. we seem to have a bit of a problem...	I had to inspect the merchandise first.
very nice. i'm impressed.	I'm somewhat less so. We seem to have a bit of a problem...
don't look at me, x, she handles all the details.	It'll work faster if I have an account number.
we seen all your shit! so you want cars? we get whatever cars you need. what are you looking for?	Ferrari's, Lamborghini's... high end pasta rockets. Ten to start.
i remember that one where you jump the motorcycle over the freeway at rush hour.	When else are you gonna do it?
sorry, man, don't know what you're talking about.	I'm talking about the sports cars that disappear off the docks in Genoa and wind up here. If you don't know about 'em, who does?
thanks, but i'm here on business. i heard you're the g around here. i'm looking for some cars, expensive ones. a lot of them.	Sorry, man, don't know what you're talking about.
i appreciate you bringing this to our attention. whatever you want, the rest of the night, consider it on the house.	Thanks, but I'm here on business. I heard you're the G around here. I'm looking for some cars, expensive ones. A lot of them.
he flashed his badge to half the bar when he bought his drink.	I appreciate you bringing this to our attention. Whatever you want, the rest of the night, consider it on the house.
cops. like a plague. no matter how many you pay there's always another with his hand out. how did you pick him out?	He flashed his badge to half the bar when he bought his drink.
this pizda? never seen him before.	Who you workin' for? What do you do for a living, dickhead?
that's the guy.	This pizda? Never seen him before.
storm.  try to look for the highest vantage point. from what i can figure, he'll need to gain as much altitude as possible to blanket the island.  it is my feeling that magneto has to--	Beast.
we all do.	Storm.  Try to look for the highest vantage point. From what I can figure, he'll need to gain as much altitude as possible to blanket the island.  It is my feeling that Magneto has to--
i wish i could go.	We all do.
thomas edison knew how to make the light bulb.  he had the energy source. he had the vacuum.  but he didn't have the filament.  he tried metal after metal but nothing would hold to power.	... until he found tungsten.
what does that mean?	The neuro-filter acts like a surge protector, regulating the infinite flow of information from Cerebro to the Professor's mind.  It's what keeps him from being crushed by the consciousness of millions.
yes -- only there's a problem.  the mutator gene is not responding to the radiation the way it would in mother nature.  it's forcing the body's cells to replicate thousands of times faster than they're accustomed to.  the senator's body is literally burning itself out.  scott -- this machine kills people and i don't think magneto realizes it.	So where do you think he's planning this larger demonstration?
for what purpose?	Yes -- Only there's a problem.  The mutator gene is not responding to the radiation the way it would in mother nature.  It's forcing the body's cells to replicate thousands of times faster than they're accustomed to.  The Senator's body is literally burning itself out.  Scott -- this machine kills people and I don't think Magneto realizes it.
correct...  apparently, adamantium is the only metal strong enough to hold the energy this machine produces.  he used the adamantium in logan's dog tag to test it on the senator.  and i assume now he plans to use the rest of logan's skeleton for a larger demonstration.	For what purpose?
it appears as though magneto has built a machine which somehow triggers the mutator gene in normal human beings. and he is using adamantium as its core.	Its core?
can the professor repair his own mind?	I'm afraid without Cerebro's help, he won't have the strength to heal himself -- And without the neuro- filter... there's no Cerebro.
jean... can you?	I'm sorry.  I'm not strong enough.
it's too far.	Storm, Rogue, -- you take the south entrance.  Jean and I will go in here.
i'm going to assume that means that the secret service is out of commission.  jean, can you raise me up there?	It's too far.
into the hudson?	Uh-huh.
radar stealth mode checks out.  all right, there'll be less security north of the george washington bridge.  i'm taking her down.	Into the Hudson?
what's that?	He calls me sport one more time, and I'll blow a watermelon-sized hole through him.
i'll tell you one thing though.	What's that?
well, i think that's perfectly understandable.	I'll tell you one thing though.
hey.  i'm sorry.  about logan.  i was jealous.	Well, I think that's perfectly understandable.
are you all right?	No.  I'm...  I don't know if we can do this without Charles.
we have to find magneto.	Are you all right?
he's already losing control of his vitals.  respiratory.  cardiovascular. unless we manage to replace the filter by tomorrow morning, i'm afraid.	We have to find Magneto.
what's wrong with him?	His vital signs are weak and getting weaker.
you saw what happened tonight.  you think magneto won't come after him again.  you think he won't come here if necessary.  this is a school, for god's sake.	If Magneto is planning to use Logan for some terrible purpose it's our responsibility to do something.
what are you talking about?	You saw what happened tonight.  You think Magneto won't come after him again.  You think he won't come here if necessary.  This is a school, for God's sake.
i don't like him being here.	What are you talking about?
scott.. i -	I don't like him being here.
i'm o.k.  i'm o.k.	Sure you are, sport.
you know, you --	Shut up.  I got no interest in you, Xavier,  or your... X-Men.
i've served with men like you before. methodical.  systematic -- naive.  you know what happens to those men in a real fight?	You know, you --
how long have you been in alaska?	I don't remember.  Is that what you wanted to ask me?
inspiring -- now what am i doing here?	I wanted to talk to you.
i've seen a lot of rings.	Yeah, I'll bet you have.
logan, do you see this ring?	I've seen a lot of rings.
he takes himself seriously.	What is it you're failing to get at? Are you interested in me?
he takes his work seriously.	He takes himself seriously.
he's uptight.	He takes his work seriously.
suit yourself.	He's uptight.
let go.	Suit yourself.
not interested.	Let go.
what do you say?	Not interested.
were you now?	What do you say?
i was thinking maybe you and me could go into town.	Were you now?
he's busy right now.	I was thinking maybe you and me could go into town.
you should always work with a spotter.	He's busy right now.
if necessary.	What if they're naughty?
by reading my thoughts?	If necessary.
maybe, the professor could help you with that.	By reading my thoughts?
yeah?  well i don't like to talk about my past.	Maybe, the Professor could help you with that.
the professor said you were a solider. actually, i believe he used the word mercenary.	Yeah?  Well I don't like to talk about my past.
what if i like the pain?	The Professor said you were a solider. Actually, I believe he used the word mercenary.
i'll see what i can do -- you should get some sleep.  even with your healing ability, you're going to be hurting for a while.	What if I like the pain?
i won't light the cigars - how about that?	I'll see what I can do -- You should get some sleep.  Even with your healing ability, you're going to be hurting for a while.
there's no smoking or drinking on the school grounds.	I won't light the cigars - how about that?
some cigars.  case of beer.	There's no smoking or drinking on the school grounds.
anything else i can get you?	Some cigars.  Case of beer.
the mutant gene tells the body when it needs to change.	I can assure you, there is no such creature in my genes.
treat you like a mutant?  we are not what you think.  not all of us.	Tell it to the ones that did this to me.
i'm sorry to come here, ms. grey.  i was afraid if i went to a hospital, they would...	Treat you like a mutant?  We are not what you think.  Not all of us.
dr. grey.	Senator?
i presume nothing, i am here to tell you that in time, the mutator gene will activate in every living human being on this planet.  perhaps even your children, senator.	I can assure you, there is no such creature in my genes.
this was taken by a state police officer in secaucus, new jersey.  a man in a minor altercation literally melted the car in front of him.  i don't know where you come from, ms. grey, but where i come from, you don't go melting people's cars when they cut you off.  you do it the old fashioned way -- you give 'em the finger.  but what you presume to tell this committee -	I presume nothing, I am here to tell you that in time, the mutator gene will activate in every living human being on this planet.  Perhaps even your children, Senator.
control, senator...  we teach them control.	This was taken by a state police officer in Secaucus, New Jersey.  A man in a minor altercation literally melted the car in front of him.  I don't know where you come from, Ms. Grey, but where I come from, you don't go melting people's cars when they cut you off.  You do it the old fashioned way -- you give 'em the finger.  But what you presume to tell this committee -
you wouldn't happen to be teaching them how to use their powers to --	Control, Senator...  we teach them control.
math.  history.  science.  english. athletics --	You wouldn't happen to be teaching them how to use their powers to --
ms. grey -- you work at a school for mutants in westchester, new york.  can you tell the members of this committee what exactly you are teaching these mutants?	Math.  History.  Science.  English. Athletics --
you're avoiding the question i posed to you at the beginning of the hearing, ms. grey.  three words: are mutants dangerous?	I am avoiding a question that is decidedly loaded, Senator.  The wrong person behind the wheel of a car can be dangerous.
what is it you intend to do to me?	Let's just say, God works too slowly.
intention?  intention, senator?  we are talking about mankind here.  his fear.  it is only a matter of time before mutants will be herded into camps.  studied for weaknesses.  and eventually wiped off the face of the earth.	What is it you intend to do to me?
the intention of registration act -	INTENTION?  Intention, Senator?  We are talking about mankind here.  His fear.  It is only a matter of time before mutants will be herded into camps.  Studied for weaknesses.  And eventually wiped off the face of the Earth.
whatever you do to me... no matter what you'll make me right.  every word i have spoken will be confirmed.	Gosh, I hope so.
you mutant bastards...	Whatever you do to me... no matter what you'll make me right.  Every word I have spoken will be confirmed.
mr. guyrich has been dead for some time senator.	You mutant bastards...
you... wha... who are you... where is henry?	Mr. Guyrich has been dead for some time Senator.
what are you going to do?	In the road to survival, there is always sacrifice Logan.  We are the future... not them.  We must protect ourselves.  After tonight, when the leaders of the world return home -- They will return as brothers, as mutants... and our cause will be theirs.  This is survival, I know you understand that, Logan... or is it Wolverine?
you're backstage at the encore of creation.	What are you going to do?
where am i?	You're backstage at the encore of creation.
come with me and i'll let her live.	You think I care about her?  I'm the only one who's sure to walk out of here.
what do you want?	Come with me and I'll let her live.
i do love a good check mate.	What do you want?
why?  you have a home here now, if you want it.  everyone will...	What?... miss me?  Charley, I'm gonna walk out the front door and trust me, it won't be soon enough for everyone here.
actually i'm feeling up to leaving.	Why?  You have a home here now, if you want it.  Everyone will...
they're all asking how you're doing. are you feeling up to saying hello to everyone?	Actually I'm feeling up to leaving.
don't you knock?	They're all asking how you're doing. Are you feeling up to saying hello to everyone?
i've found her, westchester mall.	I'll go.
he helped you?	We were friends once...  But that was a long time ago.
actually, magneto helped me put it together.	He helped you?
you designed this yourself?	Actually, Magneto helped me put it together.
the brainwaves of mutants are quite different than those of the average human being.	You designed this yourself?
how?	The brainwaves of mutants are quite different than those of the average human being.
to find rogue.	How?
where are we going?	To find Rogue.
no.  that's me talking.  and you know what?  it's only been thirty-two hours and you still have no idea what this guy wants with me.	I believe he wants you for your Adamantium.
now that's magneto talking.	No.  That's me talking.  And you know what?  It's only been thirty-two hours and you still have no idea what this guy wants with me.
what if it never happens?  what if they're so afraid of us that we become the enemy? -- this place is gonna be one giant cemetery.	Now that's Magneto talking.
the point is to step into a more evolved position of social responsibility.  to recognize that there is a world out there and that we mutants are as much a part of it as normal human beings.	What if it never happens?  What if they're so afraid of us that we become the enemy? -- This place is gonna be one giant cemetery.
this.  this whole god damn thing.  making yourselves into some sort of "team" of super-powered freaks. teaching wayward mutants about classical literature.  for what?	The point is to step into a more evolved position of social responsibility.  To recognize that there is a world out there and that we mutants are as much a part of it as normal human beings.
the point of what?	This.  This whole God damn thing.  Making yourselves into some sort of "team" of super-powered freaks. Teaching wayward mutants about classical literature.  For what?
forty-eight hours, old man.  but if you cross me, i won't feel any guilt about what i do to you.	Deal.
who?	A very powerful mutant who for some reason has taken an interest in you. I'm not sure why, but until we find out, I must ask you to stay.
i brought you here so that you would be safe from magneto.	Who?
what am i doing here?	I brought you here so that you would be safe from Magneto.
if she held on any longer she could have.	And you think it helps calling her Rogue?
i felt like she almost killed me.	If she held on any longer she could have.
she borrowed your power to save her life.  when she touches someone, she absorbs their strengths -- their gifts.  in your case -- your ability to heal.  that's why she keeps her body covered.	I felt like she almost killed me.
what did she do to me?	She borrowed your power to save her life.  When she touches someone, she absorbs their strengths -- their gifts.  In your case -- your ability to heal.  That's why she keeps her body covered.
the sun is setting, logan.  you've been asleep for nineteen hours.	What did she do to me?
why is everybody up at sunrise?	The sun is setting, Logan.  You've been asleep for nineteen hours.
i'll find him.	ALIVE.
is it enough?	Enough for a test.
a piece.  only a piece.	Is it enough?
is that what you're looking for?	A piece.  Only a piece.
how?	It was Xavier's people.  They knew.
i lost him.	How?
and what do you do when you wake up to that?	I feel a great swell of pity for the poor soul who comes to that school again looking for trouble.
it does indeed, max.	And what do you do when you wake up to that?
doesn't it ever wake you in the middle of the night?  the feeling that some day, some day very soon, they will pass that foolish law - or one just like it - and they will come for you and your children?  take you all away?	It does indeed, Max.
i know.	Doesn't it ever wake you in the middle of the night?  The feeling that some day, some day very soon, they will pass that foolish law - or one just like it - and they will come for you and your children?  Take you all away?
i wouldn't really have let you die, you know.  i just needed...	I know.
this checkmate goes to you.  i didn't want to hurt anyone.  but you leave me no choice.	WHAT DO YOU MEAN TO DO?
what do you mean to do?	This checkmate goes to you.  I didn't want to hurt anyone.  But you leave me no choice.
i'm going to change the world with or without you as a witness, charles.  and this one gets a front row seat.	What do you mean to do?
the way what is going to be?	I'm going to change the world with or without you as a witness, Charles.  And this one gets a front row seat.
if i could make you understand.  if you could just be made to see it the way i do.  the way it's going to be.	The way what is going to be?
you definition of definitive was always a bit extreme for me, max. what is it like these days?	Let's just say that I am out to make some radical changes.  Now come on Charles.  For old times sake, for your sake...  Leave him to me.
still trying to make the world safe for our kind.  still trying to find a way to introduce ourselves -- definitively.	You definition of definitive was always a bit extreme for me, Max. What is it like these days?
is that so?	Still trying to make the world safe for our kind.  Still trying to find a way to introduce ourselves -- definitively.
the two in alaska.  just how do you people manage to be in the right place at the right time?  still tinkering with cerebro?	What do you want with him?
i am trying to save our kind, charles. you should do the same.	Not at the cost of lives, Max.
and i'll never understand terrorists.	I am trying to save our kind, Charles. You should do the same.
i'll never understand your regard for them, charles.	And I'll never understand terrorists.
oh, shit.	Herr Falkstein -- you must go at once and present Dr. Frankenstein with all the details of his inheritance.  The estate will provide for your journey.
he is the fifth leading authority in his field.	Oh, shit.
and has he achieved...any special degree of eminence?	He is the fifth leading authority in his field.
yes, my dear, he is.	And has he achieved...any special degree of eminence?
excuse me, mr. waldman -- excuse me for interrupting.  but is frederick, then...a medical doctor?	Yes, my dear, he is.
i think we all need a good night's sleep.  why don't we meet next week and thrash this thing out?	Now wait a minute!
they say, also, that you have recreated the horrible monster who, for so many years, has haunted and terrorized the god-fearing people of this village.  what say you to that?	Poppycock!
ugly, vicious rumous.	They say, also, that you have recreated the horrible monster who, for so many years, has haunted and terrorized the God-fearing people of this village.  What say you to that?
forgive me for intruding so late at night, herr baron.  but an ugly rumor has it that there are strange goings on in this castle.  these good citizens are ready to rip you from limb to limb unless you can offer some rational explanation for their fears.  how say you?	Ugly, vicious rumous.
victor frankenstein.	Forgive me for intruding so late at night, Herr Baron.  But an ugly rumor has it that there are strange goings on in this castle.  These good citizens are ready to rip you from limb to limb unless you can offer some rational explanation for their fears.  How say you?
what was your grandfather's name?	Victor Frankenstein.
no!	What was your grandfather's name?
the grandson of victor 'fronkonsteen'?	No!
dr. frederick fronkonsteen.	The grandson of Victor 'Fronkonsteen'?
and who might you be?	Dr. Frederick Fronkonsteen.
you have the wrong house.	And who might you be?
frederick frankenstein?	You have the wrong house.
yes, sir.  do you want the other cauliflower?	... No!
bring me some surgical gauze, a little tape and some disinfectant.	Yes, sir.  Do you want the other cauliflower?
yes, sir?	Bring me some surgical gauze, a little tape and some disinfectant.
carlson!	Yes, sir?
yes, sir.	He has a big mouth.  Yes!  It seems to me I did read something about that incident as a student.  But you have to remember that a worm -- with very few exceptions -- is not a human being.
give him an extra dollar.	Yes, sir.
no, sir.  it will never happen again.	Here!  This cauliflower is useless to me.
are you trying to make me look like an idiot?	No, sir.  It will never happen again.
yes, sir.  but i must have taken the wrong one when we came up.	Are you trying to make me look like an idiot?
didn't you prepare it with the celery before my lecture?	Yes, sir.  But I must have taken the wrong one when we came up.
from your office, sir.	Didn't you prepare it with the celery before my lecture?
where did you get this cauliflower?	From your office, sir.
yes, sir.	I have taken an oath that each letter of this testament shall be executed...and by God, it shall be done!
herr falkstein! you have your instructions!	Yes, sir.
what lecture could be more important than the will of baron beaufort frankenstein?	'Functional areas of the cerebrum in relation to the skull.'
yes, sir, he was.  but he said he was obligated to lecture at johns hopkins university.	What lecture could be more important than the will of Baron Beaufort Frankenstein?
was he aware of the importance of this occasion?	Yes, sir, he was.  But he said he was obligated to lecture at Johns Hopkins University.
but i received a cable only this morning, saying that he could not come.	Was he aware of the importance of this occasion?
i did, sir.	But I received a cable only this morning, saying that he could not come.
herr falkstein!  did you inform frederick frankenstein of this assembly and all the particulars of the time and place?	I did, sir.
so this is what it's like to be completely happy!	MMmmm.
mmmmm.	So this is what it's like to be completely happy!
love me oodles and oodles?	MMmmm.
mmmmm.	Love me oodles and oodles?
still happy you married me?	MMmmm.
mmmmm.	Still happy you married me?
did you see?...i put a special hamper in the bathroom just for your shirts.  the other one is just for socks and poo-poo undies.	MMmmm.
mmmmm!  mmmmm!	Probably just some nearby cottage. Nothing to worry about.
is it that music?	MMMMM!  MMMMM!
mmmmm!	Is it that music?
mmmmmmm.	All right then... seven's always been my lucky number.
you're incorrigible!... aren't you?	MMMmmmm.
what?	Baack!
baack!	What?
what in god's name are you doing?	Baack!
miss me?	I...
well... yes.	Miss me?
surprised?	Well... yes.
hello...?	Surprised?
darling!	Hello...?
good night.	That's my good boy.
of course i am.  now give me a kiss and say good night like my good boy.	Good night.
i suppose you're right.	Of course I am.  Now give me a kiss and say good night like my good boy.
is it worth taking a chance?	I suppose you're right.
that's a tough choice.	Is it worth taking a chance?
would you want me, now, like this, so soon before our wedding? ... so near we can almost touch it? or wait a little while longer, when i can give myself without hesitation?... when i can be totally and unashamedly yours??	That's a tough choice.
i don't want to spoil anything -- i just want to top it all off.	Would you want me, now, like this, so soon before our wedding? ... So near we can almost touch it? Or wait a little while longer, when I can give myself without hesitation?... When I can be totally and unashamedly yours??
oh, darling!  don't let's spoil everything.	I don't want to spoil anything -- I just want to top it all off.
yes, but... i thought, perhaps tonight, under the circumstances, i might... stay here with you.	Oh, darling!  Don't let's spoil everything.
is your room just down the hall? ... in case i get frightened during the night?	Yes, but... I thought, perhaps tonight, under the circumstances, I might... stay here with you.
i suppose you're right.	Of course I am.  Now come along like a good boy.
you've done everything that's humanly possible, frederick.  oh, darling, i'm so worried about you -- you need rest.	I suppose you're right.
oh, delbruck, delbruck.  was will dien tachlas von dir?	You've done everything that's humanly possible, Frederick.  Oh, darling, I'm so worried about you -- you need rest.
but you can't do that at night. and even if you could -- it would cost a fortune.  come to bed, darling.	Oh, Delbruck, Delbruck.  Was will dien tachlas von Dir?
but there's a genius inside that body -- crying out for love and understanding and normal human relationships.  i just have to find some way to re-establish his communications system.	But you can't do that at night. And even if you could -- it would cost a fortune.  Come to bed, darling.
darling, you mustn't worry so.	But there's a genius inside that body -- crying out for love and understanding and normal human relationships.  I just have to find some way to re-establish his communications system.
poor delbruck!  there must be some way to reach him -- to control that body.	Darling, you mustn't worry so.
no, of course not.  i just meant...	All right then!
are you suggesting i call him master???	No, of course not.  I just meant...
why does he call you 'master'?	Are you suggesting I call him master???
yes, he's a little bit... tilted. harmless, though.	Why does he call you 'master'?
what a strange fellow.	Yes, he's a little bit... tilted. Harmless, though.
yes.  i am a bit tired, after all.	Give me a hand with these, will you, Ayegor?
ready, darling?	Yes.  I am a bit tired, after all.
darling!?!	I mean, it's been a long day. I'm sure you must be as tired as I am.  Oh!  These are my assistants:  Inga and Ayegor.
love you! ...well, why don't we turn in?	Darling!?!
love me?	Love you! ...Well, why don't we turn in?
surprised!	Love me?
surprised?	Surprised!
darling!	Surprised?
darling!	Darling!
goodbye, darling.	Goodbye, darling!
goodbye, darling.	Goodbye, darling.
i will!  goodbye, darling!	Goodbye, darling.
does that mean you love me?	You bet your boots it does.
you're incorrigible!	Does that mean you love me?
i've trimmed the list to only our very closest friends...but it still comes to three thousand.	You're incorrigible!
whatever makes you happy.	I've trimmed the list to only our very closest friends...but it still comes to three thousand.
i hope you like large weddings.	Whatever makes you happy.
oh, nice.	I hope you like large weddings.
mother's going to help me with the invitations.	Oh, nice.
very....very!	Mother's going to help me with the invitations.
will you miss me?	Very....very!
oh, darling -- i'll count the hours that you're away.	Oh, darling -- so will I.
i promise.	Oh, darling -- I'll count the hours that you're away.
promise??	I promise.
yes.	Promise??
call me from new york before you leave??	Yes.
yes, don't worry.	Call me from New York before you leave??
and your passport?	Yes, don't worry.
yes.	And your passport?
you have your tickets?	Yes.
of course.	You have your tickets?
darling!...you will be careful!?	Of course.
this wire came while you were gone. your fiancee will be arriving any moment.	Elizabeth!?!  'Can't waits any longer.  Arrive in your arms at ten tonight.' Oh, God!  Not tonight.
what are you waiting around for, pickle puss?	This wire came while you were gone. Your fiancee will be arriving any moment.
i put her in the guest room, just down the hall.	Good.
i don't think so.  is my assistant taken care of?	I put her in the guest room, just down the hall.
will there be anything else?	I don't think so.  Is my assistant taken care of?
well... we'll see.	Will there be anything else?
i think you must be mistaken, sir.	Well... we'll see.
surely he kept his notes -- his private papers and records in some other place?	I think you must be mistaken, sir.
this is the only library i know of.	Surely he kept his notes -- his private papers and records in some other place?
well, there was a public and a private library -- he said so in his will.  these books are all very general -- any doctor might have them in his study.	This is the only library I know of.
i don't know what you mean, sir.	well, there was a public and a private library -- he said so in his will.  these books are all very general -- any doctor might have them in his study.
i see.  and where is my grandfather's private library?	I don't know what you mean, sir.
yes, this was victor's... the baron's medical library.	I see.  And where is my grandfather's private library?
there seem to be quite a few books.	Yes, this was Victor's... the Baron's medical library.
no!  dr. frankenstein always kept that separate.	May I have it, please?
yes!... the laboratory.	No!  Dr. Frankenstein always kept that separate.
you mean... the laboratory??	Yes!... the laboratory.
does that include the key to the laboratory?	You mean... the laboratory??
you'll fine the keys to all the rooms in my cas... all the rooms in your castle on this ring.  i'll leave it on the table here.	Does that include the key to the laboratory?
it seems fine.	You'll fine the keys to all the rooms in my cas... all the rooms in your castle on this ring.  I'll leave it on the table here.
i hope you find this comfortable. this was baron victor's room.	It seems fine.
saturday night then!  i'll take the train to new york and fly from there.	Saturday night, yes, sir.  Have a pleasant journey!
not at all -- a great privilege, doctor.	Saturday night then!  I'll take the train to New York and fly from there.
well, thank you very much for all your trouble.	Not at all -- a great privilege, Doctor.
one week -- i'll see to it, sir.	Well, thank you very much for all your trouble.
one week at the most!?	One week -- I'll see to it, sir.
yes, sir.	One week at the most!?
all right then, i suppose i owe the family that much.  you'll have everything ready for me when i arrive?	Yes, sir.
i didn't do that.	The old violinist -- you smashed his violin over your knee.
break that old man's violin.	I didn't do that.
what?	Break that old man's violin.
why did you do that?	What?
well... if you're sure that i could accomplish everything in a week... i suppose i could manage it.	Why did you do that?
a week.  ten days at most.	I'll have to think it over.  It's not so easy just to pick up and...
how long will this whole thing take?	A week.  Ten days at most.
do you have a hundred thousand of them, sir?	How long will this whole thing take?
but i can't just drop everything and leave.  i have responsibilities and obligations.	Do you have a hundred thousand of them, sir?
oh, at least, sir.  the land alone is worth a small fortune.	But I can't just drop everything and leave.  I have responsibilities and obligations.
fron kon steen!	My name is Gerhart Falkstein.
dr. frankenstein?	Fron kon steen!
but your grandfather's work, sir...	My grandfather's work was Doo-Doo! Dead is Dead!  There's only one thing I am interested in... and that is the preservation of LIFE!
you have more chance of re-animating this knife than you have of mending a broken nervous system,	But your grandfather's work, sir...
i am a scientist...!  not a philosopher.	You have more chance of re-animating this knife than you have of mending a broken nervous system,
but, sir...	I am a scientist...!  not a philosopher.
hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! i'm talking about the central nervous system.	But, sir...
but look at what's been done with hearts and kidneys!	Hearts and kidneys are Tinker Toys! I'm talking about the Central Nervous System.
nineteen!  my dear young man... once the human organism has ceased to function, nature has deemed that creature to be dead.	But look at what's been done with hearts and kidneys!
nineteen, sir.	Nineteen!  My dear young man... once the human organism has ceased to function, nature has deemed that creature to be dead.
how old are you, young man?	Nineteen, sir.
yes, but, sir... if it could be accomplished, wouldn't that eliminate disease from the human frame and render man invulnerable to any but a violent death?	How old are you, young man?
you are talking about the gibberish ravings of a lunatic mind.	Yes, but, sir... if it could be accomplished, wouldn't that eliminate disease from the human frame and render man invulnerable to any but a violent death?
but aren't you the least bit curious about it, doctor?  doesn't the secret of life hold any intrigue for you?	You are talking about the gibberish ravings of a lunatic mind.
my father was a sick man.	But aren't you the least bit curious about it, Doctor?  Doesn't the secret of life hold any intrigue for you?
but wasn't that the whole basis of your grandfathers work, sir...? the re-animation of component parts?	My father was a sick man.
vermicelli.	Are you speaking of the worm, or ... the spaghetti.
a piece of what?	Vermicelli.
isn't it true that darwin preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until, by some extraordinary means, it actually began to move with voluntary motion?	A piece of what?
yes?	Isn't it true that Darwin preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until, by some extraordinary means, it actually began to move with voluntary motion?
dr. fronkonsteen!	Yes?
in conclusion... it should be noted that more than common injury to the nerve roots is always serious, because... once a nerve fibber is severed... there is no way to regenerate life back into it.  are there any more questions before we leave?	Dr. Fronkonsteen!
well sir... i'm not sure i understand the distinction between 'reflexive' and 'voluntary' nerve impulses.	Very good!  Since our lab work today is a demonstration of just that distinction... why don't we proceed?
i prefer, by far, to be remembered for my own small contributions to science.  now if we can proceed to your questions.	Well sir... I'm not sure I understand the distinction between 'Reflexive' and 'Voluntary' nerve impulses.
that's true!  but my grandfather, victor was, after all, what we might politely refer to as... a cuckoo!	I prefer, by far, to be remembered for my own small contributions to science.  Now if we can proceed to your questions.
but aren't you the grandson of the famous dr. victor frankenstein?... who performed such fascinating experiments in electricity and galvanism?	That's true!  But my grandfather, Victor was, after all, what we might politely refer to as... a cuckoo!
no, it's dr. fronkonsteen!	But aren't you the grandson of the famous Dr. Victor Frankenstein?... who performed such fascinating experiments in electricity and galvanism?
oh!  i thought it was dr. frankenstein.	No, it's Dr. Fronkonsteen!
my name is pronounced fron kon steen.	Oh!  I thought it was Dr. Frankenstein.
i beg your pardon?	My name is pronounced Fron kon steen.
that's 'fronkonsteen.'	I beg your pardon?
it's the only way.	Okay, boss!  But I hope you know what you're doing.
yes, master.  are you sure you want to go through with it?	It's the only way.
is everything ready?	Yes, master.  Are you sure you want to go through with it?
come on, big fellow!	Is everything ready?
there's only one way.	I'll bet it's a doozy.
i like your style, master.  how do we get him here?	There's only one way.
... and equalize the imbalance in his cerebrospinal fluid...	I like your style, master.  How do we get him here?
that sound good, boss.	... and equalize the imbalance in his cerebrospinal fluid...
no!  the only hope now is to get him back here.  if i can just find a way to relieve the pressure on his cerebellum...	That sound good, boss.
what???	He's carrying her off now through the woods.
you don't understand, master. the big fellow's broken in and kidnapped your fiancee.	What???
what monster?	What d'ya mean "What monster?' You remember...the one we madein the basement.
i'm a failure.	Come on, Froderick -- none of that.
thanks...for all your help.	That's what we're paid for.
can you play it?	Maybe...if you get here on time.
bring -- me -- the -- violin!	Can you play it?
how do you know it was a 'she'?	Bring -- me -- the -- violin!
all right -- where is she?	How do you know it was a 'she'?
how do you know it was a 'he'?	All right -- where is she?
where is he?	How do you know it was a 'he'?
someone was playing this in the music room.	Where is he?
what did you find out?	Someone was playing this in the music room.
how's it going?	What did you find out?
yes, master!	Act casual!
ayegor!  find out where that music is coming from as quietly and as blindingly fast as you can.	Yes, Master!
it seem to have stopped the big fellow in his tracks.	Ayegor!  Find out where that music is coming from as quietly and as blindingly fast as you can.
no, no!  that whole thing!	... Whew!  I'm glad that's over with.
... i'm glad that's...	No, no!  That whole thing!
repeat it anyway -- it's a wonderful cue.	... I'm glad that's...
i'm not trying to be funny.	Repeat it anyway -- it's a wonderful cue.
what's the point of my setup? it's not funny unless you repeat exactly what you said.	I'm not trying to be funny.
why?	What's the point of my setup? It's not funny unless you repeat exactly what you said.
you're just supposed to repeat what you said.	Why?
yes.	You're just supposed to repeat what you said.
you can say that again.	Yes.
whew!  i'm glad that's over with.	You can say that again.
give -- me -- your -- hand!	Whew!  I'm glad that's over with.
original.	Give -- me -- your -- hand!
but don't you see...the brain of hans delbruck is inside this grotesque hulk -- pleading with us.  i've got to untie it.	careful, master -- you never can tell with these chaps.
don't fall for that one.	But don't you see...the brain of Hans Delbruck is inside this grotesque hulk -- pleading with us.  I've got to untie it.
it's trying to talk.  it wants us to take off the straps.	Don't fall for that one.
i suppose you're right.  inga! prepare a sedative, just in case.	It's trying to talk.  it wants us to take off the straps.
better not get too close, master. this guy could kill you.	I suppose you're right.  Inga! Prepare a sedative, just in case.
but you did -- i just heard it.	It wasn't me.
i didn't make a 'yummy' sound -- i just asked what it was.	But you did -- I just heard it.
to you!  you just made a 'yummy' sound, so i thought you liked the dessert.	I didn't make a 'yummy' sound -- I just asked what it was.
who are you talking to?	To you!  You just made a 'yummy' sound, so I thought you liked the dessert.
oh, do you like it?  i'm not partial to desserts, but this is excellent.	Who are you talking to?
i'm not that sort you know.  i appreciate you feelings, but try to show them some other way.	You're right!  Self-pity never got anyone anywhere.  Let's go back and finish our dinner.
i'm sorry.  i don't mean to take out my frustration on you.  you've been a great help to me, and i've let you down.	I'm not that sort you know.  I appreciate you feelings, but try to show them some other way.
you'll be getting me sad next.	I'm sorry.  I don't mean to take out my frustration on you.  You've been a great help to me, and I've let you down.
well, i don't like to see you mope.	You'll be getting me sad next.
don't try to cheer me up that way.	Well, I don't like to see you mope.
you mustn't take it so hard. bucharest wasn't built in a day.	Don't try to cheer me up that way.
cold!  cold and dead!	You mustn't take it so hard. Bucharest wasn't built in a day.
you can't win 'em all.	But there must be a reason. This is science, not art.
throw the third switch!	Wait till he sees the bill.
what?	Throw the third switch!
more, do you hear me?	What?
what?	More, do you hear me?
it's not enough.  more!  more, do you hear me?	What?
this guy means business.	It's not enough.  More!  More, do you hear me?
throw the second switch!	This guy means business.
yes!  when i give the word -- throw the first switch!	You've got it, master.
tonight?	Yes!  When I give the word -- throw the first switch!
the ancient masters promised impossibilities and performed nothing.  we shall penetrate into the recesses of nature.  we shall ascend into the heavens.  we shall command the thunders of heaven, mimic the earthquake and even mock the invisible world with its own shadows.	Tonight?
you'd better hurry -- i think it's going to rain.	All right... elevate me!
yes!  it's all written down in the notes.  tie off the kites and come down!	Yes, master.  Just don't turn on any radios.
you're sure you know what you're doing?	Yes!  It's all written down in the notes.  Tie off the kites and come down!
if you like -- just hurry!	Thank you, Master.
it's always been one of my favorite names.	If you like -- just hurry!
why?	It's always been one of my favorite names.
oh!  may i call you 'master'?	Why?
he only died two weeks ago -- i'm sure they'll still have him. hurry now.  i'll prepare the body.	Oh!  May I call you 'Master'?
i'm getting excited just thinking about it.  what if he's not there?	He only died two weeks ago -- I'm sure they'll still have him. Hurry now.  I'll prepare the body.
can you imagine that brain in this body?	I'm getting excited just thinking about it.  What if he's not there?
that's not bad.	Can you imagine that brain in this body?
and he wrote seventeen cookbooks.	That's not bad.
hmm!	And he wrote seventeen cookbooks.
was he any good???  he was the finest natural philosopher, internal medicine diagnostician and chemical therapist of this century.	Hmm!
was he any good?	Was he any good???  He was the finest natural philosopher, internal medicine diagnostician and chemical therapist of this century.
i want that brain.	Was he any good?
yes.  dr. h. delbruck.	I want that brain.
do you have the name i wrote down?	Yes.  Dr. H. Delbruck.
i have a pretty good idea.	Do you have the name I wrote down?
very little decay.  with this magnificent specimen for a body, all we need now is an equally magnificent brain.  you know what to do!	I have a pretty good idea.
how?	Could be raining!
could be worse!	How?
what a filthy job!	Could be worse!
taking the book along?	Yes, I think we could all use a good laugh.
'how i did it.'  good title!	Funny it should just be lying out here on the table.  I wonder what kind of dribble this is?
it is!  this was my grandfather's private library.  look at this!	'How I Did It.'  Good title!
what is this place?	Must be the music room.
did you see anyone else down here?	No, but when I first came in, there was a light coming from behind that steel door.
you didn't hear... nothing! aren't there any lights in this place?	Two switches over there, but I wasn't going to be the first.
what?	You didn't hear... nothing! Aren't there any lights in this place?
it seems that way.  you didn't hear any music at all?	What?
what?	Did you hear that strange music?
did you hear that strange music??	What?
what?	Did you hear that strange music??
did you hear that strange music?	What?
just putting up some tea.	Did you hear that strange music?
but what you were doing?	Just putting up some tea.
i got frightened all alone upstairs, so i came down here.	But what you were doing?
what are you doing here?	I got frightened all alone upstairs, so I came down here.
fro-derick!	What are you doing here?
aye-gor!	Fro-derick!
down!  get down, you beasts!	I wonder what's got into them?
home!	Home.
wockers with the knockers???	Go ahead, play dumb!  You'll lose your sockers and then be fockers.
the wockers with the knockers.	Wockers with the knockers???
what wockers?	The wockers with the knockers.
suit yourself...i'm easy.  better watch out for the wockers.	What wockers?
no.	Suit yourself...I'm easy.  Better watch out for the wockers.
i thought you wanted to.	No.
why are you talking like that?	I thought you wanted to.
there wolf!  there castle!	Why are you talking like that?
i beg your pardon?	There wolf!  There castle!
there.	I beg your pardon?
incidentally -- i don't mean to embarrass you in any way, but i'm a rather brilliant surgeon.  perhaps i can help you with that hump.	What hump?
are these your bags?	Yes, just the two.
this is inga.  they thought you might need an assistant temporarily.	How do you do?
i'm sure we will.	This is Inga.  They thought you might need an assistant temporarily.
yes, that's right.  my grandfather and your grandfather used to pal around together.  you and i should have a lot of laughs.	I'm sure we will.
you were sent by herr falkstein, weren't you?	Yes, that's right.  My grandfather and your grandfather used to pal around together.  You and I should have a lot of laughs.
well, they were wrong then, weren't they?	You were sent by Herr Falkstein, weren't you?
but they told me it was ee gor.	Well, they were wrong then, weren't they?
no, it's pronounced aye gor.	But they told me it was Ee gor.
you must be igor.	No, it's pronounced Aye gor.
i see.	You must be Igor.
it's not.  it's fredereck fronkonsteen.	I see.
why isn't it frodereck fronkon steen?	It's not.  It's Fredereck Fronkonsteen.
no, fred ereck.	Why isn't it Frodereck Fronkon steen?
and do you also say fro dereck?	No, Fred ereck.
no, it's pronounced fron kon steen.	And do you also say Fro dereck?
are you putting me on?	No, it's pronounced Fron kon steen.
fron kon steen!	Are you putting me on?
frederick frankenstein?	Fron kon steen!
mmmmmmmmm.	Don't you think I know that?  But what are you judging by?  Bucharest??? This was always a hick town.  They can't get a 'Bus and Truck' company to come in here.  Are you going to let these idiots get the best of you? ...Or are you going to stand up like a man and show them that you've got more dignity in your little finger than they've got in all their beer- bloated bodies put together?
wait!  stop!  don't give them the satisfaction.  i know it's tough, but look at how far we've come! are you going to throw it all away now??	MMMmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmmmm! mmmmmmmmmmmm!	Wait!  Stop!  Don't give them the satisfaction.  I know it's tough, but look at how far we've come! Are you going to throw it all away now??
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!	For  God's sake -- go on!  Are you trying to make me look like a fool. Sing, you amateur!  Sing!!
...su-per du-per. come let's mix where rock- e-fellers walk with sticks or 'um-ber- el-las' in their mitts.........................	MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmm!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.	...Su-per du-per. Come let's mix where Rock- e-fellers walk with sticks or 'um-ber- el-las' in their mitts.........................
dressed up like a million dollar trouper trying hard to look like gary cooper.	Soo -- pah doo -- per.
poo -- tmmm anngh ma ritz!	Dressed up like a million dollar trouper Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper.
diff'rent types who wear a day coat, pants with stripes and cutaway coat, perfect fits.........................	Poo -- tmmm anngh ma Ritz!
poo -- tmmm anngh ma ritz!	Diff'rent types who wear a day coat, pants with stripes and cutaway coat, perfect fits.........................
get the sedative ready!	MMmmm!  MMmmm!
it's alive.  it's -- moving! it's -- breathing!  it's -- standing!  what is your name?	... It's.
mmmmmmm!  mmmmmmm!	Yes, I'm going to set you free.  Is the sedative ready?
i'm going to untie you -- can you understand that?	MMMmmmm!  MMMmmmm!
mmmmmmmmmmm.	I'm going to untie you -- can you understand that?
how's everything?	MMMmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmmmmmm.	How's everything?
hello there.	MMMMMmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnmmmmmmmm?!?	It's alive!
nice!  nice little balance to it.	Ja, ja.
oh, just a little.	Nice!  Nice little balance to it.
it's an honor for me, sir.  you play the violin?	Oh, just a little.
may i see your violin?	It's an honor for me, sir.  You play the violin?
how sweet!  such a quaint little tune.	May I see your violin?
zis is an old transylvanian lullaby.	How sweet!  Such a quaint little tune.
what's that tune that you're playing	Zis is an old Transylvanian Lullaby.
sweetheart.....is this really you???	MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
i love it when you're excited.  come then, my apfelstrudel!  come into my arms and let me hold you.	Sweetheart.....Is this really you???
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!	I love it when you're excited.  Come then, my Apfelstrudel!  Come into my arms and let me hold you.
ready for fuchsmachen???	MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm!
mmmmmmmmm!	Ready for Fuchsmachen???
are you ready for me?	MMMMmmmmm!
yes, sweetie...i heard you.  so! i'm ready for you, meine liebe.	Are you ready for me?
mmmmmmmmm!	Yes, sweetie...I heard you.  So! I'm ready for you, meine Liebe.
all right if i turn out the lamp, sweetheart?	MMmmm.
yes, i will.	...But an intellectual relationship, like this -- we could have as often as we wanted.  Three times a day -- anything!
you've got to help me to remain faithful.	Yes, I will.
yes, i know.	You've got to help me to remain faithful.
it wouldn't be fair to her.	Yes, I know.
yes, i know.	It wouldn't be fair to her.
why don't we talk inside?	Well...  ... perhaps for a few minutes.
yes...yes, you have yours.	Why don't we talk inside?
and i have mine.	Yes...yes, you have yours.
yes, i have mine.	And I have mine.
but, after all, you have yours.	Yes, I have mine.
yes, elizabeth has hers.	But, after all, you have yours.
and elizabeth has hers.	Yes, Elizabeth has hers.
no.  nor to elizabeth.	We all have our feelings.  I know that I have mine.  And... I wouldn't want to hurt yours.
nor to elizabeth.	No.  Nor to Elizabeth.
i say, it wouldn't be fair to you... or to me.	Nor to Elizabeth.
what?	I say, it wouldn't be fair to you... or to me.
it wouldn't be fair to elizabeth.	Of course not.
i know frederick.	It wouldn't be fair to Elizabeth.
there can never... ever... be anything physical between us. you know that, dear.	I know Frederick.
i see what you mean.	There can never... ever... be anything physical between us. You know that, dear.
i know, but i mean -- not fooling around physically?... or not fooling around intellectually?	I see what you mean.
not fooling around.	I know, but I mean -- not fooling around physically?... Or not fooling around intellectually?
it's terrible -- the price society demands in the name of fidelity... ultimately?	Not fooling around.
i've missed you intellectually, too, doctor.	It's terrible -- the price society demands in the name of fidelity... ultimately?
oh, a little.  but it's not just physical loneliness.  it's the pangs that come from missing someone intellectually... as i have you.	I've missed you intellectually, too, Doctor.
what's wrong, doctor?  you seem... lonely.	Oh, a little.  But it's not just physical loneliness.  It's the pangs that come from missing someone intellectually... as I have you.
just passing through the night.	What's wrong, Doctor?  You seem... lonely.
why, doctor...how wonderful for you.	Wonderful?  It's terrible! Terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible!
good night, doctor.	Good night!
i think so.	Good!  It shouldn't take more than a few seconds.
did you do it?	I think so.
give him the sedative!	Oh!  Yes, Doctor.
are you serious??	Give him the sedative!
all right -- give it to him!	Are you serious??
it has a pas-sion, 'the con-ti nen-tal...'	Stop -- singing!!!
this is not the finals -- just sing!	It's some-thing dar-ing, 'The Con-ti-nen-tal,' A way of danc-ing that's real-ly ul-tra new; It's ver-y sub-tle, 'The Con-ti-nen-tal.'
i'd be so nervous.	This is not the finals -- just sing!
yes -- quickly, dear!	I'd be so nervous.
me?  sing?	Yes -- quickly, dear!
do you think you can sing it?	Me?  Sing?
what are you going to do?	I think I'll...carry him.
it looks that way.	What do you think we should do?
i think you've done it, master.	Alive!  Look at it.  I have defeated death!
oh, doctor!	I think you've done it, master.
it wasn't me.	Look here -  if it wasn't you, and it wasn't you, and it wasn't me...
i thought it was wonderful.	I don't understand -- I followed the notes to the letter.
reputation.  reputation!	I thought it was wonderful.
raise the platform, hurry!	Oh!  Yes, Doctor.
right here?	Raise the platform, hurry!
yes!	I know.
a god?	Yes!
oh, frederick... you're not only a great doctor, you're a great... you're almost a...	A god?
soon, all the electrical secrets of heaven shall be mine.	Oh, Frederick... you're not only a great doctor, you're a great... you're almost a...
and look at this, doctor!	'Dilation of his sacral parasympathetic impulses would cause an increase in flow of blood and the erection to approximately nineteen inches of his apparatus genitals.'
'as the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, i resolved to make the creature of a gigantic stature.' of course!  that would simplify everything.	And look at this, Doctor!
oh, doctor!	Perhaps we'd better leave.
well, this explains the music.	But who was playing it?
look, doctor!	Well, this explains the music.
ooh!	What a filthy mess.
let me come with you, doctor, please!  i don't want to stay up here alone.	All right then, quietly!  Close your robe and stay right behind me. Don't make a sound!
whatever it is, it's coming from down there.  i'm going down to see.	Let me come with you, Doctor, please!  I don't want to stay up here alone.
dr. fronkonsteen -- look!	Whatever it is, it's coming from down there.  I'm going down to see.
yes!  what could it be at this hour?	I don't know.  It just woke me up.
listen!  don't you hear that strange music?	Yes!  What could it be at this hour?
what is it?  is something wrong, doctor?	Listen!  Don't you hear that strange music?
inga, wake up!	What is it?  Is something wrong, Doctor?
yes, you may... but don't make any noise.	Inga, wake up!
inga!	Yes, you may... but don't make any noise.
no, thanks!  i want to get right to sleep.	Well... I'll just finish unpacking.
would you like a sandwich?	No, thanks!  I want to get right to sleep.
well.. i suppose it would be all right, for just a little while.	Would you like a sandwich?
oh please -- just till i get sleepy. then you can force me right back to my room.	Well.. I suppose it would be all right, for just a little while.
well...	Oh please -- just till I get sleepy. Then you can force me right back to my room.
i know, but usually i can fall asleep right away.  it must be the strange room.	Well...
we only arrived a few minutes ago.	I know, but usually I can fall asleep right away.  It must be the strange room.
could i lie down in your bed for a little while?  i just can't sleep.	We only arrived a few minutes ago.
that's quite all right.  what is it, dear?	Could I lie down in your bed for a little while?  I just can't sleep.
are you busy?	That's quite all right.  What is it, dear?
sometimes i'm afraid of the lightning.	Just an atmospheric discharge. Nothing to be afraid of.
did you ever have a roll in the hay?	I'm not sure I...get your drift.
did you have a pleasant trip?	Yes, thank you.  It wasn't bad.
extremely well.	How nice.
another fifteen seconds to go.	Do Something!  Stall them!
igor -- the clock!  hurry!	Another fifteen seconds to go.
oh, must be around ten... ten-thirty.	Igor -- the clock!  Hurry!
igor -- are you sure the monster has a good brain?  are you absolutely certain that you took the brain of hans delbruck that night?	Absolutely!  May my mother grow two heads if I'm not telling the truth.
what d'ya want to do to kill time?	Oh, Igor -- I'm so afraid!  I just hope this all ends well.
yes.	What d'ya want to do to kill time?
three minutes to go!	Yes.
four	Three minutes to go!
how long is it so far?	Four
the doctor said to allow seven minutes:  no more and no less -- or else they could both become hopelessly paralyzed.	How long is it so far?
how do you know they're done?	The doctor said to allow seven minutes:  no more and no less -- or else they could both become hopelessly paralyzed.
i think the doctor is a genius! don't you, igor?	Why certainly.  Don't you, Frau Blucher?
you can't expect to iron out all the kinks in one night.	I think the doctor is a genius! Don't you, Igor?
look how far we've come.	You can't expect to iron out all the kinks in one night.
i'm getting tired.	Why don't we all turn in?  It's been a long day.
it's working!  oh, doctor -- you play beautifully.	Do you know the theme from 'Doctor Zhivago'?
his schwanzstucker.	Whew!  A nineteen-inch drill.
his what??	His schwanzstucker.
no, not sound.	There must have been someone else down here then.
grrrhmmnnnjkjmmmnn!	Franz!  Help!  Lunatic!
now just one moment.  there's no need for roughhousing.  have you ever tried a tip?	GRRRHMMNNNJKJMMMNN!
foooooood!	Now just one moment.  There's no need for roughhousing.  Have you ever tried a tip?
oh, no sir-ee.  if yo don't have a reservation you can skip to ma-loo.	Foooooood!
drink!	Oh, no sir-ee.  If yo don't have a reservation you can skip to ma-loo.
i'm sorry, sir.  we only seat by reservation.	Drink!
food!!	I'm sorry, sir.  We only seat by reservation.
do you have a reservation?	Food!!
food!	Do you have a reservation?
yes, sir, name, please?	Food!
why don 't the zulus attack?	Zulu may not wear shoes or trousers and the like but it don 't mean to say they got no brains. They'll watch us  and wait  and find our weaknesses.
you afeared of the zulus then, quartermaster?	One Zulu is only one man.. ..and I'm afeared of no one man... but the Zulu, they come in the thousands.... like a black wave of death.... in the thousands.... and them assegais.... stabbing!
could be.  across the river into zululand. . they might just be waiting there for us to show up... .them stabbing assegais pointing right at our bellies!....	You afeared of the Zulus then, Quartermaster?
will we be fighting the zulus soo~, quartermaster? .	Could be.  Across the river into Zululand. . They might just be waiting there for us to show up... .them stabbing assegais pointing right at our bellies!....
so, you got it in the line of dooty.. ... point taken.	Will we be fighting the Zulus soo~, Quartermaster? .
from the cook, sir they saw me dip your shaving tin in the tea-water this morning, made their tea taste of lifebuoy toilet soap, they saij handing him the bottle of gin he purloined earlier. 2t	So, you got it in the line of dooty.. ... point taken.
i listened extra careful to your "stand to" this mornin', boy. ft was peifecl i couldn't 've done it better meseif, not even when i was bugler to the duke of wellington.. .now tell me, where did you get that black eye?	From the Cook, Sir They saw me dip your shaving tin in the tea-water this morning, made their tea taste of Lifebuoy toilet soap, they saij Handing him the bottle of gin he purloined earlier. 2t
will you hear "last post", sir?	I listened extra careful to your "Stand To" this mornin', Boy. ft was peifecL I couldn't 've done it better meseif, not even when I was Bugler to The Duke Of Wellington.. .now tell me, where did you get that black eye?
eleven o'clock, my lorj 42	Our friend Colonel Dumford will be  should be   at this minute approaching Pulleine. I think we'll eat here. I want to scout that mountain top and be back with an appetite in one hour. .
what o'clock is it, mr noggs?	Eleven o'clock, My LorJ 42
so attack is your defence. well let's hope cetshwayo will offer his impis full destruction.	My only fear is that the Zulu will avoid the engagement
do not confuse yourse{fi why? we must strike a heavy blow. this cannot be a war of manoeuvre.	So attack is your defence. Well let's hope Cetshwayo will offer his Impis full destruction.
if i've got it right, my lord, you lead an invasion into zululand, for i see it all around me, but "why?" is the question my readers will ask. "why?"	Do not confuse yourse{fi Why? We must strike a heavy blow. This cannot be a war of manoeuvre.
tell what you see. write it well, sir, and make sure you get it right	If I've got it right, My Lord, you lead an invasion into Zululand, for I see it all around me, but "why?" is the question my readers will ask. "why?"
they spurred onto high ground, my lord, full of spirit and looking for the zulu. full of sport they were, my lord.	Tell what you see. Write it well, Sir, and make sure you get it right
were they in good heart as they entered enemy territory?	They spurred onto high ground, My Lord, full of spirit and looking for the Zulu. Full of sport they were, My Lord.
indeedldid, mylord. itwas one ofthe first to cross.	Were they in good heart as they entered enemy territory?
1 saw you lead our cavalry sir	Indeedldid, MyLord. Itwas one ofthe first to cross.
excuse me, my lord.  norris-newman, of "the standard", my lord.	1 saw you lead our Cavalry sir
an historical moment, gentlemen.	Excuse me, My Lord.  Norris-Newman, of "The Standard", My Lord.
tomorrow we will continue our advance on ulundi. dumford, kindly return to your unit bring them here immediately to support pulleine. mr vereker will join you as adc. do you understand me clearly?	And the threat of counter invasion no longer exists? 40
are you dictating the strategy of this war, sir?	I'm explaining my reasons.
intelligence? sources of your own? did it not occur to you they may be native rumours? rumours to draw you off- to leave the whole ofnatal open to a possible counter thrust	Are you dictating the strategy of this war, Sir?
i have received intelligence from, sources of my own that the zulu impis are moving north of here and threaten your left.	Intelligence? Sources of your own? Did it not occur to you they may be native rumours? Rumours to draw you off- to leave the whole ofNatal open to a possible counter thrust
you intended to bring your reserves across the river?	I have received intelligence from, sources of my own that the Zulu Impis are moving North of here and threaten your left.
excellent. thank you.  give them to crealock, would you?	My Lord.  This list was prepared for you. I don 't think another can understand its true value.
oh... indeed. crealock, we should see that colonel dumford has an officer for his hard riders. perhaps a subaltern from the twenty fourth.	I thought it might be more effective to find someone who speaks Zulu.
they come well recommended do they? durnford	Oh... indeed. Crealock, we should see that Colonel Dumford has an Officer for his hard riders. Perhaps a subaltern from the Twenty Fourth.
sikali horse, my lord. christians all i know each one by name.	They come well recommended do they? DURNFORD
splendid horsemanship  who are they?	Sikali Horse, My Lord. Christians alL I know each one by name.
splendid site, crealock, splendil i want to establish camp here immediately.	Certainly, Sin
yes?	A large party of Zulus have been sighted in the direction of the King's KraaL Getting up, CHELMSFORD moves over to look at the map on his desk.
the only reports of enemy activity have come from the direction of the royal kraal, at ulundi.	Thank you.
er, called noggs, sir actual name is norris-newman. he presented credentials from "the standard".	Our runners bare his dispatches, do they not?
what's that strange name the newspaper chap's called?	Er, called Noggs, Sir Actual name is Norris-Newman. He presented credentials from "The Standard".
yes. i see you've issued each of them with a martini henry carbine. our quota for native contingencies: one rifle to ten men and only five rounds per rifle.	But will they make good use of them?
well, fed or hungry, pulleine wants them in position immediately. .	Right.  Bombardier, to me please.
well, my horses are feeding, as you may observe, mr coghill. it'll take a little while.	Well, fed or hungry, Pulleine wants them in position immediately. .
how quickly can you move your artillery forward?	Well, my horses are feeding, as you may observe, Mr Coghill. It'll take a little while.
yes.	How quickly can you move your artillery forward?
stuart?	Yes.
choose your targets men. that's right watch those markers. 55	Keep steady. You're the best shots of the Twenty-Fourth. You bunch of heathens, do it
well that one. the one who keeps looking at me.	ft could be you flatter yourself CoghilL It's that odd eye.
which one?	Well that one. The one who keeps looking at me.
do you think she might be interested in  someone?	Which one?
um. there are rumours that my lord chelmsford intends to make durnford second in command.	Well that's typical of Her Majesty's army. Appoint an engineer to do a soldier's work.
lighting coghill' 5 cigar: our good colonel dumford scored quite a coup with the sikali horse.	Um. There are rumours that my Lord Chelmsford intends to make Durnford Second in Command.
and i assure you, you do not in fact i'd be obliged for your best advice. what have your scouts seen?	So far only their scouts. But we have had reports of a small Impi farther north, over there.
well i assure you, sir, i have no desire to create difficulties. 45	And I assure you, you do not In fact I'd be obliged for your best advice. What have your scouts seen?
lord chelmsford seems to want me to stay back with my basutos.	I think Chelmsford wants a good man on the border Why he fears a flanking attack and requires a steady Commander in reserve.
i'm to take the sikali with the main column to the river	Lord Chelmsford seems to want me to stay back with my Basutos.
your orders, mr vereker?	I'm to take the Sikali with the main column to the river
colonel durnford... william vereker. i hear you 've been seeking officers?	Good ones, yes, Mr Vereker. Gentlemen who can ride and shoot
